Contest #718


Cartoon

718

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “I don’t need your approval. I just need you to tie the laces.”
  2. “I don’t think ‘dressage’ means what you think it means.”
  3. “Because they don’t need to be nailed to my feet, that’s why.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2020-07-26T21:56:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2020-08-16T21:58:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2020-08-10T21:57:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued August 17, 2020
Number of captions 9176
Number of responses 1929624
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 I don't think 'dressage' means what you think it means. 2.0644 0.00590 17969 5124 6587 6258
1 I don't need your approval. I just need you to tie the laces. 2.0465 0.00554 20448 6053 7435 6960
2 It’s genius! They’ll be tracking 2 men on foot! 2.0434 0.00579 19594 6112 6560 6922
3 Because they don't need to be nailed to my feet, that's why. 2.0405 0.00639 15718 4774 5552 5392
4 His suspicions proved true once he saw the shoes. She was a night mare. 1.9989 0.01026 6154 1996 2169 1989
5 The hat is a bit much. 1.9902 0.01146 4905 1605 1743 1557
6 Dude, I'm a horse and I'm talking and the first question you ask is, why I am wearing shoes that don't match? 1.9842 0.00636 17481 6385 5022 6074
7 Technically, they're still horseshoes. 1.9669 0.00597 17023 5553 6517 4953
8 I think that will be our last visit to Rodeo Drive. 1.9570 0.00710 12768 4469 4411 3888
9 I couldn't decide between the ruby slippers and the blue suede shoes, and then realized I didn't have to. 1.9565 0.00681 14216 5059 4740 4417
10 My horse sense said ‘whoa’ but my fashion sense said ‘giddy-up.’ 1.9531 0.00758 11501 4117 3824 3560
11 Thanks. Those heels were killing me." 1.9404 0.01102 5071 1721 1931 1419
12 Your hat looks ridiculous 1.9099 0.00886 8476 3248 2753 2475
13 I like it, I just don’t think I have the right saddle. 1.9094 0.01146 4493 1547 1806 1140
14 No, I didn’t get my bangs cut. Something else. Think. 1.9061 0.00710 13149 5045 4299 3805
15 I'm going as two people in a horse costume. 1.9054 0.00727 12610 4869 4073 3668
16 The front ones are for work. The back ones are just for kicks. 1.8942 0.00863 8573 3240 3002 2331
17 You have redefined ranch dressing. 1.8914 0.00775 11180 4436 3527 3217
18 Yeah?..Well, I think your hat looks stupid! 1.8884 0.00770 11035 4328 3626 3081
19 Did I just hear a discouraging word? 1.8881 0.00818 9830 3856 3224 2750
20 You should talk. Look at that hat. 1.8814 0.00639 15072 5719 5459 3894
21 I was really hoping for Saddle Shoes. 1.8740 0.00775 10954 4426 3500 3028
22 Sure Jed, act like you haven’t also been ordering things you don’t need on Amazon... 1.8631 0.00808 9667 3830 3340 2497
23 The blacksmith? His name is Manolo. 1.8560 0.01243 4221 1724 1381 1116
24 If we pull this off, there’ll be one confused posse searching the desert for a couple of eight hundred pound women. 1.8536 0.00837 9390 3907 2964 2519
25 Sorry, I’m no longer that horse you rode in on. 1.8343 0.00873 8185 3376 2803 2006
26 Look, herding your cattle was a fine job. But dancing is my passion. 1.8068 0.01025 5895 2503 2028 1364
27 Oh, you're home early. 1.8024 0.00957 7129 3200 2150 1779
28 It's called dressing for the job you WANT. 1.7937 0.00996 6151 2647 2129 1375
29 But my real desire is to be a show horse 1.7904 0.01289 3649 1568 1278 803
30 Slip-ons vs nail-ons, which would you choose? 1.7884 0.00981 6436 2852 2109 1475
31 It was a spur of the moment purchase. 1.7865 0.00908 7308 3166 2544 1598
32 OK, I walked a mile in your shoes. Now what? 1.7862 0.02550 968 430 315 223
33 People change, Dave. 1.7849 0.00932 6982 3056 2383 1543
34 For the last time....STAY OUT OF MY CLOSET!! 1.7831 0.01249 4144 1910 1240 994
35 Sure, but don't expect me to get above a canter until I break these in. 1.7797 0.00871 7340 3049 2866 1425
36 I’m a clothes horse, so shoe me. 1.7768 0.01075 5725 2676 1651 1398
37 Sometimes, Buck, I just like to feel pretty. 1.7756 0.01039 5654 2508 1910 1236
38 Oh, says the man wearing white after labor day? 1.7749 0.01043 5696 2560 1862 1274
39 It’s not blue, it’s cerulean 1.7678 0.01327 3703 1755 1063 885
40 These will work for tap, modern, jazz, and canter. 1.7676 0.01443 2883 1278 997 608
41 Now I only need a shirt and a facemask to get service. 1.7670 0.01478 2919 1349 901 669
42 The Blacksmith's in quarantine. 1.7523 0.01216 4202 1954 1335 913
43 Nice hat. I'm guessing it's not nailed to your head. 1.7500 0.01581 2620 1267 741 612
44 Well I’ll be damned. I could’ve sworn I’d ordered me a couple of mules 1.7486 0.01609 2395 1119 759 517
45 Dude...I'm a TALKING horse. Nobody's going to notice the shoes. 1.7464 0.01172 4463 2082 1434 947
46 I'm guessing by the look of it this is your first rodeo. 1.7438 0.00861 8116 3780 2648 1688
47 Before you get mad—they were buy one get one. 1.7415 0.01179 4120 1849 1487 784
48 The farrier has been closed since the pandemic started... believe me you do NOT want to see these hooves. 1.7390 0.01608 2379 1123 754 502
49 You know what they say: Dress for the job you want, not for the job you have. 1.7376 0.00856 7958 3682 2700 1576
50 They look purple when I'm galloping. 1.7337 0.01038 5752 2778 1738 1236
51 That Clippity Clop, Clippity Clop was driving me crazy! 1.7278 0.02968 632 285 234 113
52 I got tired of you always picking out my shoes. 1.7178 0.01535 2505 1192 828 485
53 Do they make my ankles look fat? 1.7117 0.01110 5029 2491 1497 1041
54 Mare Jordans. 1.7090 0.01262 4027 2050 1101 876
55 Try not to make this all about you. 1.6964 0.01006 6083 3092 1753 1238
56 No. Horseshoes, NOT horse shoes. 1.6942 0.01391 3371 1781 845 745
57 You knew I was a clothes horse. 1.6938 0.01081 5040 2506 1577 957
58 ...well I bought one pair, so the second was hoof price ! 1.6885 0.01661 2308 1206 615 487
59 If you like iron shoes so much, YOU wear them. 1.6884 0.01133 4531 2259 1431 841
60 Thanks. Nice hat. 1.6837 0.01119 4455 2200 1476 779
61 My eyes are up here mister. 1.6825 0.01298 3540 1795 1074 671
62 Why do you care that they don't match? It's a Zoom rodeo! 1.6802 0.01235 4065 2117 1131 817
63 Look, these will have to do until the blacksmith becomes an "essential employee"! 1.6764 0.01204 3953 1980 1273 700
64 The blacksmith was closed, so I went to Nordstrom. 1.6736 0.01225 3882 1980 1193 709
65 For the last time. You want the B-R-I-D-L-E Shop, not the B-R-I-D-A-L Shop." 1.6725 0.01470 2788 1447 808 533
66 They're called mules, not horse shoes. 1.6692 0.01405 2996 1547 894 555
67 Who cares?? You’re a gelding. 1.6673 0.01661 2284 1226 592 466
68 I feel pretty, and witty, and neigh. 1.6667 0.01391 3093 1613 898 582
69 He said he knew how to shoe horses. He was the best. Nobody shoed horses like him. He was a stable genius. Well look. Are you happy now? 1.6642 0.02736 816 432 226 158
70 Sorry - I only do the 2 step. 1.6620 0.01539 2565 1359 714 492
71 You’ve always been a neigh-sayer. 1.6604 0.01773 1929 1023 538 368
72 Now before you say anything I got them on sale. 1.6586 0.01137 4297 2184 1399 714
73 They're close to matching and that counts in horseshoes. 1.6572 0.01199 4096 2151 1199 746
74 The look really comes alive at a gallop. 1.6565 0.01213 3968 2073 1185 710
75 I'm thinking of adding a halter top. 1.6554 0.01345 3299 1768 908 623
76 Which pair goes with the saddle? It’s my first rodeo. 1.6484 0.01487 2668 1423 761 484
77 That Clippity Clop sound was driving me nuts. 1.6477 0.01278 3409 1764 1083 562
78 Do you think he’ll finally notice me? 1.6475 0.01720 2000 1068 569 363
79 I traded with two kids who wanted to play horseshoes. 1.6406 0.01593 2265 1206 668 391
80 I've always felt different, even as a foal. 1.6403 0.01310 3375 1802 985 588
81 I guess this really is your first rodeo. 1.6398 0.01258 3640 1946 1062 632
82 No, Buttercup. Red port. Green starboard. 1.6388 0.01801 1941 1088 466 387
83 It’s 2020, Frank. My hooves, my choice 1.6387 0.03683 429 230 124 75
84 Late Night? 1.6384 0.01577 2373 1299 643 431
85 This explains the charge on my American Express. 1.6379 0.01790 1886 1035 499 352
86 Why yes, I am a clothes horse. 1.6369 0.01200 3803 1999 1193 611
87 You said business casual, so I went with the flats. 1.6366 0.01309 3233 1698 1013 522
88 Never be late for a blacksmith appointment. 1.6349 0.01262 3583 1917 1058 608
89 All the regular shoes are being used for lawn games. 1.6327 0.01864 1759 979 447 333
90 Okay then, what is dressage? 1.6323 0.01906 1534 813 472 249
91 Is that what you're wearin'? 1.6301 0.01769 1887 1035 515 337
92 Sorry, but with the lock-down the blacksmith can't get here. 1.6251 0.01766 1859 1018 520 321
93 I’m not a shopaholic. I’m helping the economy. 1.6251 0.01685 2107 1188 531 388
94 We're all adjusting. 1.6238 0.01921 1507 809 456 242
95 What? You wanted matchy matchy? 1.6230 0.01943 1594 893 409 292
96 Wait till you see the matching saddle-bags! 1.6207 0.01397 2953 1627 821 505
97 At least you don't have 2 Left FEET 1.6206 0.01654 2301 1338 505 458
98 We need to git you a light in yer stall. 1.6204 0.01653 2176 1230 552 394
99 It’s only two more miles. Are your blisters that bad or do we need to Uber? 1.6151 0.01931 1603 906 408 289
100 My front end is Democrat, my ass end Republican. 1.6147 0.02148 1303 741 324 238
101 One pair was $19.95 - but wait, if I acted now I got a second pair free - plus a Gene Autry CD. 1.6137 0.01532 2604 1493 624 487
102 That was a discouraging word. 1.6129 0.01907 1550 855 441 254
103 why are you wearing my Condom? 1.6120 0.01902 1830 1101 340 389
104 ... because it wouldn't make sense if one pair was on your right side and the other one on your left side! 1.6062 0.02005 1506 869 361 276
105 Who needs luck when you have, FABULOUS! 1.6050 0.01665 2276 1345 485 446
106 You have the wrong shoes on. Tonight is the rodeo, tomorrow is the dressage. 1.6030 0.01510 2494 1403 679 412
107 I can't really trot in them, but they look fabulous. 1.6010 0.01504 2351 1281 727 343
108 Listen, it’s fine this time but you gotta start asking before you borrow my clothes. 1.6010 0.01444 2644 1467 765 412
109 Rodeo Drive. Where else? 1.6003 0.01583 2119 1170 632 317
110 Yea or nay? 1.5996 0.01862 1576 872 463 241
111 That's the problem with this newfangled speech recognition - ask for Horseshoes, get Whore's Shoes. 1.5993 0.01657 2281 1362 474 445
112 What else was I supposed to do? You hung my only good pair of shoes up on the wall because apparently they’re ‘good luck.’ 1.5987 0.01599 2260 1291 586 383
113 Listen carefully: Horseshoes. Not whore’s shoes. Horseshoes. 1.5986 0.01558 2499 1460 582 457
114 You've been to Brokeback Mountain again, haven't you? 1.5977 0.01663 2185 1276 512 397
115 Why? Because my flip-flops wouldn't stay on. 1.5971 0.01658 2040 1151 561 328
116 What’s more ridiculous, a horse pretending he’s human or an accountant pretending he’s a cowboy? 1.5942 0.01887 1523 847 447 229
117 It's up to you. Either Mr. Ed or Mrs. Ed 1.5942 0.02085 1412 836 313 263
118 These are from my spaghetti western days, made in Italy 1.5916 0.01781 1768 1004 482 282
119 The metal ones don't dazzle like my personality. 1.5912 0.02100 1370 808 314 248
120 That back pair must have come from a horse of a different color. 1.5910 0.01542 2210 1250 627 333
121 Have I been through the desert on a horse with no shame? 1.5894 0.02210 1191 691 298 202
122 No, horses are not color blind. Why do you ask? 1.5887 0.01669 1957 1104 555 298
123 You don't say anything about my shoes, and I won't say anything about that stupid hat you're wearing! 1.5867 0.01613 2030 1136 600 294
124 The dressage judges are not going to like this. 1.5864 0.02020 1378 790 368 220
125 “Well at least I’m not wearing that stupid hat...” 1.5861 0.01637 2049 1162 573 314
126 Actually, it wasn't that hard. I just typed in "horseshoes" and clicked on "place my order' 1.5851 0.01842 1692 985 426 281
127 Good news they found the matching saddle bag. 1.5850 0.01670 2000 1145 540 315
128 Ready for the Easter Parade? 1.5817 0.01860 1841 1138 338 365
129 Yay or neigh? 1.5805 0.01839 1633 937 444 252
130 Seriously? I will not be seen in public with you and that hat. 1.5801 0.01708 1791 1004 536 251
131 Try nailing iron shoes on to your feet and see how you like it. 1.5786 0.01761 1737 988 493 256
132 While we're on the subject, let's talk about your hat. 1.5781 0.01778 1735 996 475 264
133 I thought we had an agreement that I'd stay out of your stall and you out of my closet. 1.5749 0.01816 1562 875 476 211
134 All the advice columns said that continuing to dress up during a pandemic would help me retain a sense of normalcy. 1.5745 0.01751 1650 935 489 226
135 I suppose you want your credit card back? 1.5738 0.01936 1422 811 406 205
136 DressBarn door closed after 2-for-1 sale. 1.5731 0.01881 1689 1038 346 305
137 I'm kind of partial to the prairie pink. 1.5722 0.02183 1239 744 281 214
138 Remember, they have to be rotated every fifteen thousand. 1.5717 0.02110 1228 711 332 185
139 And my pronoun of choice is 'they.' 1.5713 0.01844 1614 942 424 248
140 I do recognize your innate talents. I just can’t afford tap dance lessons right now. 1.5704 0.01849 1620 946 424 250
141 In a one-horse town it's important I don't show a political preference. 1.5701 0.01856 1577 915 426 236
142 You humans don’t have any sense of fashion whatsoever! 1.5696 0.02006 1552 967 290 295
143 I'll take you to the barn dance ... If you/ll teach me the Texas Four Step. 1.5694 0.02135 1289 778 289 222
144 I just couldn't decide yay or neigh... 1.5689 0.01926 1582 952 360 270
145 I could have sworn you said Rodeo Drive. 1.5685 0.01926 1532 908 377 247
146 You always told me: If the shoe fits, wear it! 1.5680 0.01954 1477 873 369 235
147 The same place you got your hat. 1.5657 0.01907 1377 779 420 178
148 It’s to confuse the trackers. 1.5642 0.01872 1471 839 434 198
149 Oh like you could pass up a BOGO sale.. 1.5642 0.01886 1464 841 421 202
150 Person. Man. Fence. Horse. Loafers. 1.5628 0.02123 1281 772 297 212
151 Of course they’re Jimmy Choos...didn’t you know boarding a horse was expensive? 1.5627 0.02018 1436 871 322 243
152 Nice hat. 1.5618 0.02045 1271 743 344 184
153 Sooo...yeah...I run the 50 meter AND the 200 1.5618 0.02081 1417 886 269 262
154 It's been a day, cowboy. 1.5617 0.02233 1200 737 252 211
155 I see you put our stimulus check to good use. 1.5609 0.02055 1355 818 315 222
156 When I see a pair I like, I buy them in another color. 1.5603 0.01940 1385 799 396 190
157 I'm a Filipino first lady trapped in a horse's body. 1.5602 0.02124 1353 841 266 246
158 Democrats up front. Republicans to the rear - where they belong. 1.5591 0.02087 1354 831 290 233
159 I’m literally talking right now, and your only question is about the shoes? 1.5570 0.02073 1210 701 344 165
160 I think it's become clear you shouldn't be making fashion choices for either of us, Bill. 1.5564 0.02080 1242 731 331 180
161 You're not in Kansas anymore, Seabiscuit 1.5554 0.02418 992 606 221 165
162 Can I borrow your hat? 1.5542 0.02203 1189 726 267 196
163 My old shoes just weren’t lucky any more, 1.5532 0.02023 1240 735 332 173
164 Too Christmassy? 1.5532 0.02172 1240 763 268 209
165 And it's your turn to wear the saddle. 1.5532 0.02172 1240 765 265 210
166 Thanks, but this isn't what I meant when I said I wanted new shoes for Christmas! 1.5526 0.02252 1178 733 239 206
167 They're not tap shoes. The front ones are clip shoes and the back ones are clop shoes. 1.5516 0.02070 1222 719 333 170
168 Best tell Gertie they’re synthetic leather 1.5513 0.02214 1208 750 250 208
169 Hey, going on Queer Eye was YOUR idea! 1.5508 0.02172 1200 730 279 191
170 I’m too haute to trot. 1.5503 0.02281 1034 615 269 150
171 So who made you a member of the Fashion Posse? 1.5494 0.02216 1154 709 258 187
172 The saleswoman said they brought out the brown in my eyes. 1.5488 0.02311 1024 615 256 153
173 Democrats ride forward but Republicans ride backward. 1.5488 0.02390 1086 692 192 202
174 I don't care what you think. You try hammering nails into the bottom of your feet! 1.5484 0.02061 1167 694 315 158
175 They say to never judge man until you've walked a mile in ... oh, never mind. 1.5472 0.02256 1144 709 244 191
176 Okay Dusty, I get you're sick of clippity-clop, but is tippity-tap really any better? 1.5467 0.02203 1145 695 274 176
177 Call me a fashion horse but I had to have them. 1.5460 0.02243 1130 694 255 181
178 In fact they do spark joy. 1.5458 0.02399 852 490 259 103
179 Do the green ones make my fetlocks look fat? 1.5454 0.02091 1124 690 272 162
180 Okay, which ones make my hooves look smaller? 1.5441 0.02122 1099 649 307 143
181 Worst gender reveal party ever. 1.5440 0.02221 1103 676 258 169
182 How did you find out that Payless Shoes is closing? 1.5431 0.02349 1079 680 212 187
183 So I’m afraid I’ll be joining the circus 1.5431 0.02331 1079 680 214 185
184 I tried them with socks, but they didn't look right" 1.5430 0.02214 1081 646 283 152
185 I've been rented for a gender reveal party. 1.5423 0.02292 1064 652 247 165
186 You said I could borrow anything in your closet. 1.5422 0.02308 1066 658 238 170
187 They're comfortable and that's what matters. 1.5419 0.02131 1063 614 323 126
188 So you’re sayin’ the hat’s a bit much? 1.5416 0.02147 1069 643 282 144
189 I’ll take off the shoes, Mitch, when you stop dtessing up like John Wayne. 1.5416 0.02235 1058 633 277 148
190 I’ve got a date tonight, Tex. Can I borrow the car? 1.5416 0.02408 1058 678 187 193
191 Let's hit the trail, Doodah, them Camptown Ladies ain't gonna wait all night! 1.5411 0.02373 1059 670 205 184
192 I think the expression is "that's a horse of a different color," not "horseshoe." 1.5410 0.02400 1048 667 195 186
193 It’s Polo by Ralph Lauren 1.5406 0.02273 1047 636 257 154
194 ...Well I think that hat makes you look silly! 1.5395 0.02208 1025 608 284 133
195 For some reason they only come in sets of two. 1.5395 0.02336 1025 633 232 160
196 You probably won't need pants for those Zoom meetings either. 1.5390 0.02295 1026 625 250 151
197 No, you can’t have a purse. You’ll have a saddlebag like the other horses. 1.5389 0.02248 1028 613 276 139
198 You were right, the heels were a bad idea. 1.5389 0.02205 1028 603 296 129
199 I've told you several times, it's not that kind of horse show. 1.5372 0.02286 1007 608 258 141
200 I beg your pardon. Any shoe on a horse IS a horse shoe. 1.5366 0.02283 969 573 272 124
201 I don't know who I am either. 1.5364 0.02371 990 611 227 152
202 I like the preppy look, without socks. 1.5360 0.02372 987 609 227 151
203 Amazon got the order wrong, but return shipping is such a hassle. 1.5353 0.02315 977 588 255 134
204 I'm OK with 'em, as long as you don't laugh at my hat. 1.5352 0.02409 981 613 211 157
205 I see your blacksmith is moonlighting at the discount shoe outlet again. 1.5351 0.02517 968 631 158 179
206 When they nail that hat to your head, then we'll talk about frivolous fashion choices. 1.5337 0.03175 534 326 131 77
207 It’s about time you knew the truth about who I am. 1.5336 0.02469 922 574 204 144
208 But, they're the latest thing! They're "Mules." 1.5335 0.02307 956 575 254 127
209 The cartoonist and his kid are both working from home right now. 1.5333 0.02446 960 604 200 156
210 It's not Mr. Ed, just Ed. 1.5333 0.02441 947 591 207 149
211 It's hard to shop for shoes in my size 1.5330 0.02275 955 583 243 129
212 What can I say? It was a BOGO. 1.5324 0.02381 941 576 230 135
213 You can take the girl out of New York City, but you can’t take New York City out of the girl 1.5323 0.02510 868 535 204 129
214 The gel insterts are a game changer. The colors just make me happy. 1.5322 0.02313 932 552 264 116
215 Don’t worry about it, no one will notice. 1.5322 0.02536 932 599 170 163
216 And I'm like, why should the dear and the antelope have all the fun? 1.5321 0.02320 936 557 260 119
217 Your hat’s on backwards 1.5321 0.02518 936 599 176 161
218 Ferragamo, why? 1.5315 0.02480 937 592 192 153
219 I hope you realize that you’re going to have to take all of those off to get through security. 1.5315 0.02313 937 557 262 118
220 Horse, man, hat, shoes, TV. 1.5312 0.02503 928 594 177 157
221 The blacksmith wore Prada 1.5309 0.02383 921 558 237 126
222 Last time I use a farrier from Paris. 1.5305 0.02334 918 561 233 124
223 This is work, Blaze. Not a fashion show. 1.5301 0.02439 913 563 216 134
224 Congratulations, you're having twins. 1.5297 0.02608 908 594 147 167
225 He said he was the Shoe Fairy. 1.5292 0.02559 909 585 167 157
226 They're saddle shoes, what did you expect? 1.5283 0.02504 901 567 192 142
227 You never take me out anymore. 1.5280 0.02572 820 507 193 120
228 Oh please! Don't act like you didn't do any online shopping while in quarantine. 1.5280 0.02358 894 540 239 115
229 I see by your outfit that you are a cowboy. 1.5276 0.02565 887 567 172 148
230 Comfort, quality, style—we're going to disrupt the horseshoe industry! 1.5268 0.02443 877 535 222 120
231 I’m a clothes horse, what’s your excuse? 1.5267 0.02393 879 535 228 116
232 If I'm wearing them, they're horseshoes. Okay? 1.5265 0.02347 849 499 255 95
233 It's going to be impossible keeping those clean 1.5263 0.02570 874 557 174 143
234 My date and I would like to enter the two stepping competition? 1.5261 0.02677 863 568 136 159
235 I just can’t resist a buy one, get one free sale. 1.5259 0.02556 869 550 181 138
236 My mother always voted Republican to cancel out my dad's vote. 1.5256 0.02730 858 574 117 167
237 Just because I was born in a barn doesn’t mean I have to dress like it 1.5255 0.02347 862 506 259 97
238 What? They didn't tell you I was color blind? 1.5255 0.02474 864 533 209 122
239 Embarrassed?! You're a Republican. 1.5251 0.02588 855 544 173 138
240 These should throw them off of our trail! 1.5248 0.02213 846 520 229 97
241 oh, you were serious about changing how you identify 1.5247 0.02664 850 554 146 150
242 Done with rounding up doggies, Sam. Goin’ dancing. 1.5247 0.02480 850 523 210 117
243 It behooves me to have to explain. 1.5242 0.02435 826 492 235 99
244 I think it’s time we talk about these quarantine purchases. 1.5242 0.02564 847 533 184 130
245 It's called dressage, Bob. 1.5241 0.02455 849 515 223 111
246 I'm a talking horse, and you still mucked-up my order! 1.5241 0.02677 851 558 140 153
247 They cost a little more but the stallions have been saying good things. 1.5238 0.02470 842 512 219 111
248 For the barn dance. Piggy pink or cornflower blue? 1.5238 0.02314 842 528 204 110
249 I couldn’t decide between take me to Kansas or take me dancing. 1.5237 0.02647 844 546 154 144
250 Blahnik or Choo 1.5234 0.02770 835 561 111 163
251 I may be one quarter horse, Jeb, but I'm three quarters fabulous! 1.5230 0.02569 782 477 201 104
252 I wasn't sure what you were going to wear 1.5228 0.02623 834 533 166 135
253 You would too if you had two left feet. 1.5224 0.02612 825 523 173 129
254 Oh, Freddie. That’s not what I meant by “I’d love ya more if you just made an effort sometimes.” 1.5223 0.02760 829 554 117 158
255 Wait till you see what she's done to the cows. 1.5221 0.02740 747 473 158 116
256 The inner soles are so much more comfortable than iron 1.5220 0.02520 820 503 206 111
257 It’s buy one get one. 1.5219 0.02648 822 527 161 134
258 Of course they're Oxfords, what else would you expect with an English saddle? 1.5217 0.02557 736 437 214 85
259 If you insist on wearing that ridiculous hat, I’m keeping the shoes! 1.5215 0.02429 815 484 237 94
260 I thought only the Devil wore Prada... 1.5209 0.02611 814 514 176 124
261 When I asked you to "put yourself in my shoes" I didn't mean it literally! 1.5205 0.02485 782 466 225 91
262 What? I'm quadcurious. Get over it. 1.5204 0.02743 807 531 132 144
263 I have never complained about YOUR choice of boots. 1.5202 0.02649 815 527 154 134
264 Fashion? Nay. Color-coded orthotics. 1.5194 0.02753 797 524 132 141
265 They didn’t have four in your size? 1.5194 0.02620 801 510 168 123
266 You don’t have to do a thing. They are Velcro. 1.5188 0.02615 796 500 179 117
267 No, I'm not happy. I asked for crocs. 1.5182 0.02654 797 508 165 124
268 Well happy trails to you too Wilbur. 1.5178 0.02610 786 491 183 112
269 Had I known, I would have worn my party hat.” 1.5174 0.02658 777 491 170 116
270 I thought you were looking for a horse or a different shoe color. 1.5174 0.02885 777 529 94 154
271 I thought we're heading to the city? 1.5173 0.02585 781 483 192 106
272 No, I wouldn't say they're sensible. 1.5172 0.02620 787 494 179 114
273 This way they'll never know that it was a man on a horse! 1.5172 0.02705 787 510 148 129
274 Oh, yeah? Well, you're all saddle and no horse. 1.5168 0.02866 772 521 103 148
275 Wait til you see how fast they make me run! 1.5168 0.02687 772 494 158 120
276 My rear end supports Republicans. My front end, the Democrats. 1.5168 0.02591 776 485 183 108
277 And the best part is, they’re not nailed on. 1.5167 0.02565 747 451 206 90
278 If you're wearing that hat, I'm wearing these shoes 1.5167 0.02448 778 460 234 84
279 Just because you’re wearing them and calling them horse shoes it doesn’t make them horseshoes. 1.5163 0.02679 738 460 175 103
280 A blacksmith wasn’t good enough for you. No, you had to order from QVC. 1.5163 0.02833 769 513 115 141
281 Don't fence me in. 1.5162 0.02617 771 480 184 107
282 Let's face it, Bob. This isn't the worst thing you've caught me doing. 1.5157 0.02561 762 464 203 95
283 Yes, calfskin loafers. Why are you asking, cowboy? 1.5157 0.02529 764 476 188 100
284 Girl I told you! Clint doesn't make Western movies anymore. This insane crush of yours has to stop. 1.5157 0.02908 764 521 92 151
285 I went bowling and someone stole my shoes. 1.5157 0.02610 766 475 187 104
286 What's the matter? Don't you like aquamarine with cerise? 1.5156 0.02763 768 501 138 129
287 And you don't look ridiculous in that hat? 1.5155 0.02125 772 483 210 79
288 I’m so tired of just being known as the “roan mare.” 1.5152 0.02776 757 493 138 126
289 Never mind the shoes. What's up with the English saddle? 1.5152 0.02500 759 453 221 85
290 When they said you're a horse of another color, I certainly didn't imagine this 1.5152 0.02789 759 497 133 129
291 I warned you about that blacksmith on Rodeo Drive! 1.5151 0.02733 761 490 150 121
292 Dressage for the job you want, not the job you have. 1.5151 0.02735 728 460 161 107
293 Nobody wears socks anymore Bill 1.5146 0.02637 756 471 181 104
294 Did you put those on in the dark? 1.5145 0.02685 760 487 158 115
295 My previous owner was Imelda Marcos 1.5141 0.02572 747 454 202 91
296 (Can’t get no) Satis-traction. 1.5140 0.02967 749 517 79 153
297 Wait, did the song say red suede or blue? 1.5140 0.02581 749 467 183 99
298 Maybe with a different coat? 1.5140 0.02687 751 477 163 111
299 Hired a new farrier. 1.5139 0.02788 755 494 134 127
300 What? It’s Fun Night at the OK Corral. 1.5139 0.02725 755 484 154 117
301 you're never gonna win at horseshoes with those. 1.5133 0.02847 750 499 117 134
302 They tried to sell me argyle socks, but that would have looked ridiculous 1.5129 0.02626 737 454 188 95
303 It simplifies things. 1.5129 0.02877 737 494 109 134
304 As long as you're comfortable, that's all that matters. 1.5129 0.02776 737 476 144 117
305 "It was buy one get one so I thought, "what the hay?" 1.5123 0.02583 732 444 201 87
306 They don't fit as well as horseshoes, but Zappos is just so convenient." 1.5123 0.02818 732 478 133 121
307 This is literally your worst idea yet. 1.5123 0.02838 734 483 126 125
308 Horse: This 6 ft. distance is killing me, Paul. Paul: I didn't know you cared...or that you could speak. 1.5122 0.02972 736 506 83 147
309 Do these shoes make my tail look big? 1.5122 0.02773 736 475 145 116
310 Blacksmith"? I thought you said "Blahnik".. 1.5122 0.02793 736 478 139 119
311 I’m coming out as non-binary” 1.5122 0.02786 736 477 141 118
312 I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore... 1.5122 0.02774 740 479 143 118
313 You're the one who had me gelded. 1.5121 0.02898 662 424 137 101
314 I’m just saying the saddle doesn’t complete the ensemble. 1.5116 0.02834 731 480 128 123
315 What do you mean I have to wear a mask? 1.5116 0.02754 731 468 152 111
316 They don't match the saddle. 1.5116 0.02847 731 482 124 125
317 Hang on to your hat Earl, I'm about to tell you if it's a foal or a filly. 1.5111 0.02806 718 464 141 113
318 It's not that easy, they're only sold in pairs. 1.5111 0.02801 722 467 141 114
319 They might not match but at least they don't have to be nailed on. 1.5111 0.02565 722 434 207 81
320 hey get off of my blue suede hoofs 1.5111 0.02948 722 489 97 136
321 My blacksmith is Questioning. 1.5110 0.02830 726 475 131 120
322 It's tough shopping when you have two left feet. 1.5108 0.02710 697 432 174 91
323 I don't feel the pressure to identify either way. Plus, I love that they don't have be nailed on! 1.5101 0.02845 692 446 139 107
324 Oh wonderful, now we’re NOT going bowling. 1.5101 0.02845 692 446 139 107
325 You're just mad because I went into town without you. 1.5100 0.02755 702 443 160 99
326 You should see my blanket. 1.5098 0.02725 712 448 165 99
327 No, the shoes are fine, I just think gender reveals are overdone. 1.5098 0.02861 716 471 125 120
328 What happens on Fire Island stays on Fire Island. 1.5091 0.02697 713 448 168 97
329 Mules? really? 1.5091 0.02673 715 444 178 93
330 That’s 6 ft alright. 1.5091 0.02877 715 477 114 124
331 . . . I tried 'em on and, long story short, people stopped saying "Why the long face?" every time I walked into a bar. 1.5086 0.02895 582 360 150 72
332 When I tap the heels of the blue ones together, we go where you want to go, and when I tap the heels of the red ones together, we go where I want to go. 1.5085 0.02740 702 442 163 97
333 Well, that's the last time I get shoed in Austin... 1.5085 0.02836 704 457 136 111
334 ...and I've ordered a tutu. 1.5085 0.02887 710 470 119 121
335 Get off your high...um, heels. We’ve got work to do. 1.5079 0.02900 695 458 121 116
336 Well, they make cutting cows from the herd a lot easier." 1.5079 0.02872 697 456 128 113
337 Oh what like your gloves always match your shoes? It's basically the same thing, Bob. And it's fine to have a little flair, not that you'd know anything about that. You embarrass me, you boring, vanilla, sad sack of shit. 1.5079 0.02943 697 466 108 123
338 you look ridiculous with that hat Frank 1.5078 0.02759 703 446 157 100
339 Manure! You've been to the farrier again. Where are you getting the oats? I'm not hoofing around. You're not stable. Neigh, I'm unhitching my wagon and rolling on. Let them put you out to pasture. Use your own horse sense and lose those dumb shoes. 1.5072 0.03139 690 488 54 148
340 And then she said, "Try walking a mile in MY shoes." 1.5072 0.02660 690 422 186 82
341 Which do you like better? I'm taking a gallop poll. 1.5072 0.02686 692 427 179 86
342 You realize those shoes are made from horse leather. 1.5072 0.02845 692 448 137 107
343 This isn't what you meant by horse shoes? 1.5072 0.02883 696 457 125 114
344 Sorry, Bart... I like roping, but I love tap. 1.5072 0.02635 696 424 191 81
345 These look much better on you Darlin’ than they did on my first wife. 1.5072 0.02883 696 457 125 114
346 I see you’ve been to Rodeo Drive again. 1.5072 0.02669 698 430 182 86
347 Yes, if you must know. It is my first rodeo. 1.5068 0.02594 659 404 183 72
348 Mr Ed couldn't keep his secret any longer; he WAS a show pony and proud of it! 1.5066 0.02816 687 440 146 101
349 I know what you're thinking. These looked totally different online. 1.5062 0.02648 642 381 197 64
350 Hooves are just so Boomer. 1.5059 0.02951 680 452 112 116
351 The blue goes with my eyes and the red is for kicking up my heels. 1.5059 0.02900 682 447 125 110
352 The salesman said all the European horses are wearing them. 1.5059 0.02847 682 440 139 103
353 Please don't say anything. I lost a bet. 1.5058 0.02841 684 441 140 103
354 My other pairs are being used for a game right now. 1.5053 0.03016 655 437 105 113
355 Well you look like a cactus 1.5052 0.02737 675 420 169 86
356 They're from Auntie Em. 1.5052 0.02976 677 453 106 118
357 You knew I was a clotheshorse when we met. 1.5052 0.02652 679 418 181 80
358 I had a gift card from Bloomingdales. 1.5052 0.02864 679 440 135 104
359 These have more ankle support. 1.5052 0.02895 679 444 127 108
360 We’re on Zoom, no one will know. 1.5045 0.02766 672 424 158 90
361 Damnit, Bessy. It's not that kind of wild west." @mashal.hussai 1.5044 0.02845 678 441 134 103
362 Gee, I was just being hypothetical when I asked what you would do if you were in my wife's shoes. 1.5044 0.02815 680 435 147 98
363 I’m a talking horse and you’re concerned about the shoes? 1.5044 0.02963 567 351 146 70
364 You know, I do like the pink in the front better after all. 1.5041 0.04527 246 153 62 31
365 Don’t take this the wrong way, but there are times that a discouraging word does need to be heard. 1.5039 0.02768 649 402 167 80
366 Why yes, they are Italian...from my days in Spaghetti Westerns. 1.5038 0.02718 665 410 175 80
367 I want to live a little! 1.5037 0.02865 667 430 138 99
368 Seriously. QVC is on in the barn again? 1.5037 0.02981 667 445 108 114
369 My preferred pronoun is they. 1.5037 0.02771 669 420 161 88
370 Haha remember the Spring Summer 2020 collection? 1.5030 0.03078 660 454 81 125
371 These colors don’t run. 1.5030 0.02929 662 434 123 105
372 You said "horse" shoes? My bad. 1.5030 0.02983 662 448 98 116
373 Do these shoes go with this saddle? 1.5023 0.02889 653 421 136 96
374 Red is to go; green is to stop. 1.5023 0.03001 655 437 107 111
375 You know, they don’t have to match, they just have to *go.* 1.5023 0.02977 655 434 113 108
376 I don’t care how pretty they are, we don’t go out until Cuomo tells us we can. 1.5023 0.02899 657 426 132 99
377 What can I say? I’m a Carrie. 1.5023 0.03040 657 444 96 117
378 Rodeo?!! Have you seen my shoes? 1.5023 0.02756 661 427 142 92
379 I find your revulsion very anthropocentric. 1.5023 0.02957 663 439 115 109
380 A ten-gallon hat and not even an ounce of style. 1.5015 0.02906 648 419 133 96
381 No, your legs look great in pumps. 1.5015 0.03050 648 437 97 114
382 I know you can’t tell left from right, but this should help with front and back. 1.5015 0.02938 648 423 125 100
383 Him: Your shoes don’t match. Horse: Your hat is stupid. 1.5015 0.03081 648 441 89 118
384 Yes they are slip-ons Carl, obviously I can’t tie shoelaces 1.5015 0.02799 650 408 158 84
385 How dare you ask me that! What if I asked you about what your hat represents? 1.5015 0.02884 652 420 137 95
386 The same place you bought that stupid hat. 1.5015 0.02689 652 397 183 72
387 Quit complaining; they're Florsheims. 1.5008 0.03045 643 432 100 111
388 No wonder you're limping, you've got two lefts in front 1.5008 0.02997 643 426 112 105
389 Have you heard of Etsy? There’s literally EVERYTHING on there! 1.5008 0.03022 647 433 104 110
390 I could swear I told the farrier, "Gimme Shoes!" - not "Jimmy Choos." 1.5000 0.02795 646 405 159 82
391 These were the last two pairs they had with arch support. 1.5000 0.03001 642 426 111 105
392 Do you think it makes me look too short? 1.5000 0.03048 640 430 100 110
393 Says the fashion critic with the ten gallon hat. 1.5000 0.02672 640 386 188 66
394 Are you sure there’s nothing else you wanted to say...nothing else you noticed...? 1.4992 0.02985 635 418 117 100
395 But we belong together! I can change, you know. 1.4992 0.03155 633 437 76 120
396 No, I won't call you Tiny Dancer. 1.4992 0.02967 633 414 122 97
397 So you don’ need a dancing pardner any more? 1.4992 0.03099 631 428 91 112
398 Now, I want your honest opinion... 1.4984 0.02927 630 407 132 91
399 It wouldn't kill you to wear some color once and a while. 1.4984 0.02756 628 386 171 71
400 Come on out Betty and Tom; the party is over. 1.4984 0.03077 626 421 98 107
401 This is the first time we've been out since the lockdown, I wanted to dress up. 1.4984 0.02715 626 380 180 66
402 ‘Would you mind color coordinating my saddle?’ 1.4984 0.02649 626 403 146 77
403 OK ,OK I’ll stop making fun of your hat now. 1.4976 0.02951 621 402 129 90
404 It's a trans thing.... 1.4968 0.02999 622 409 117 96
405 Hey, I don’t make fun of your stupid hat. 1.4968 0.02706 620 395 150 75
406 In fairness, they said they'd try and match me with a Rhinestone Cowboy not The Beige Buckaroo 1.4968 0.03108 616 416 94 106
407 I'm living my truth, Dan. 1.4967 0.02840 614 384 155 75
408 Now you? I just had to breakup the peacocks for horsing around. 1.4960 0.03130 619 422 87 110
409 Sure, I’m willing to give it a go but I don’t think dressage means what you think it does. 1.4959 0.02944 613 395 132 86
410 You can’t expect me to be decisive in these uncertain times, Frank. 1.4959 0.03024 611 402 115 94
411 I told you to check your cart before you clicked "submit order." 1.4959 0.03024 611 402 115 94
412 I’m trying to double down on taking a walk in other people’s shoes 1.4951 0.03106 610 411 96 103
413 Just be glad I got loafers, Jim. 1.4942 0.03092 607 407 100 100
414 Everyone deserves a well-heeled ride. 1.4942 0.03047 605 400 111 94
415 Like I should take fashion tips from you? 1.4942 0.02808 601 371 163 67
416 Give me back my hat!! 1.4942 0.03143 601 407 91 103
417 I picked them up on Rodeo Drive. 1.4942 0.02788 601 369 167 65
418 Do you have a purse to match those shoes? 1.4942 0.03025 599 392 118 89
419 Let's wait until tonight. 1.4941 0.03142 597 403 93 101
420 See? This proves the New Yorker isn’t stingy with color ink. 1.4934 0.02853 602 377 153 72
421 For the last time: Green means “Go!” and red means “Whoa!” 1.4933 0.03121 600 404 96 100
422 Yes, those make your hooves look big. 1.4933 0.02838 598 372 157 69
423 I click the red shoes to go to Kansas, I click the blue shoes to go to Massachussetts. 1.4933 0.02869 596 381 139 76
424 Pay the blacksmith, partner. 1.4933 0.03128 596 401 96 99
425 What do you mean, you’d like to see something in a pump? 1.4924 0.03031 595 390 117 88
426 You don’t appreciate how much each of us want to express our unique style and the saddle just doesn’t do it. 1.4924 0.03204 595 409 79 107
427 You said it was time for new shoes. 1.4924 0.03094 591 393 105 93
428 Saddle shoes would have been too predictable. 1.4924 0.02809 589 362 164 63
429 What are you looking at? What about that hat?" 1.4924 0.03203 589 403 82 104
430 Jane, you ignorant slut. 1.4914 0.03315 580 407 61 112
431 Your daughter says she wants to be a farrier. 1.4905 0.03057 579 379 116 84
432 You won't be welcome in any of the states. 1.4905 0.03209 579 395 84 100
433 Horse shoes what’ll they think of next? 1.4905 0.03172 579 391 92 96
434 I waited on line 12 hours for these. I’m wearing them! 1.4905 0.03005 577 377 119 81
435 Rodeo Drive. Why? 1.4905 0.02893 577 361 149 67
436 Now Clementine, where is your mask? 1.4905 0.03246 577 397 77 103
437 ''...and the posse will be lookin' fer two men on foot, 'stead of one feller on a hoss. Y'see?'' 1.4897 0.02798 580 355 166 59
438 What're you lookin' at, Wilbur? 1.4896 0.03103 576 384 103 89
439 They all fit fine, but for some reason, every time I click the back ones it’s straight back to Kansas. 1.4896 0.02989 576 370 130 76
440 But I feel naked without them. 1.4895 0.03085 572 376 112 84
441 So I take it both of the Wicked Witches are dead? 1.4895 0.02917 572 372 125 75
442 Looks like you're ready for a shoe-down with some O.K.-Chanel's 1.4895 0.02909 570 377 115 78
443 There's a lot about me you don't know. 1.4894 0.02775 568 343 172 53
444 Whoa boy! Either Elvis or Dorothy Gale but not both on the same roundup. 1.4894 0.03162 568 380 98 90
445 It was an "old town road" music video audition 1.4894 0.03201 568 384 90 94
446 You should’ve gone with Velcro. 1.4891 0.03343 548 379 70 99
447 Hey, what’s with the stupid hat? 1.4891 0.03050 548 351 126 71
448 Okay Undecided, let’s go for a ride. 1.4891 0.03210 548 366 96 86
449 it works !! 1.4885 0.03291 567 393 71 103
450 I'm using this time to try walking a mile in someone else's shoes... and a peep​ toe is always in season 1.4885 0.03253 567 389 79 99
451 I don't think that sensible horse shoes bring the same amount of good luck. 1.4885 0.03253 567 389 79 99
452 They're gonna be uncomfortable until you break 'em in. 1.4875 0.03138 562 373 104 85
453 It's horse shoes and cowboy BOOTS. Who ever heard of cowboy shoes? 1.4875 0.03188 562 378 94 90
454 You never take me anywhere nice 1.4875 0.03168 562 376 98 88
455 My hindsight was never 20/20 1.4875 0.03106 560 380 92 88
456 I got dressed up to meet your outlaws. 1.4874 0.02897 556 345 151 60
457 I couldn't decide so I got both. 1.4874 0.02840 556 340 161 55
458 Sorry, Hank, but those stilettos were killing me. 1.4874 0.03049 556 359 123 74
459 Jeez, Frank. For once try not to be the neigh-sayer here. 1.4867 0.02919 563 356 141 66
460 I'm working my way up to pumps. 1.4865 0.03179 555 371 98 86
461 At first I thought the red, then maybe the blue. I don't know, what do you think? 1.4865 0.03259 555 379 82 94
462 It’s called fashion, sweetie. Look it up. 1.4865 0.03173 555 373 95 87
463 These are my dancing shoes, Slim ... 1.4864 0.03328 551 382 70 99
464 I think red says 'vicious outlaw' more than blue. 1.4864 0.03258 551 375 84 92
465 Well, you get to wear that silly hat! 1.4856 0.03274 554 380 79 95
466 thanks for letting me use your phone 1.4855 0.03303 550 379 75 96
467 They were a deal! His and her shoes. 1.4854 0.03292 548 376 78 94
468 The downstairs neighbors were complaining about the horseshoes. 1.4849 0.03251 530 355 93 82
469 These gender reveals keep getting weirder... 1.4846 0.03258 551 376 83 92
470 its my birthday; can i saddle you today? 1.4843 0.03367 543 379 65 99
471 That's "shod fine" not "schadenfreude". 1.4843 0.03099 543 368 93 82
472 Hey, at least I’m not trying to look like Pharrell at the 2014 Grammys. 1.4842 0.03387 539 377 63 99
473 If I have no name, how else am I supposed to express my individuality? 1.4842 0.03166 539 361 97 81
474 I'm taking a tap class with the Philly from stall #3. 1.4842 0.02898 539 355 116 68
475 Business in the front. Party in the back. 1.4836 0.03164 517 336 112 69
476 You do realize these are so out of season! 1.4834 0.03351 542 377 68 97
477 The Good, The Bad and The Uggs 1.4832 0.03223 536 359 95 82
478 I wanted a horse AND 4 mules not a horse IN 4 mules. 1.4831 0.03042 534 341 128 65
479 There was a sale at DSW, and I couldn't say neigh. 1.4831 0.03243 534 359 92 83
480 I am actually talking to you and you are just curious about my shoes? 1.4831 0.03053 534 342 126 66
481 Let me guess, Sancho gave you his 2 for 1 sales pitch and you bought it ?! 1.4831 0.03254 534 360 90 84
482 They didn’t have any in your size. I looked. 1.4831 0.03291 534 366 79 89
483 I didn’t laugh when you bought that hat. 1.4831 0.02896 532 329 150 53
484 Your hat looks ridiculous, Frank. 1.4831 0.02998 532 338 132 62
485 Clearly, I am all for supporting a new blacksmith. But I fear he is using me as his own personal canvas. 1.4824 0.03273 539 367 84 88
486 I wish I knew dogs were colorblind before asking Benji for fashion advice 1.4824 0.03176 539 358 102 79
487 Now let me get this straight—green for go and red for stop? 1.4823 0.03397 537 377 61 99
488 Now it's my turn to nail your shoes on. 1.4823 0.03186 537 357 101 79
489 You said it was a virtual prom. 1.4823 0.03240 537 364 88 85
490 Flats? With that saddle? 1.4822 0.03003 535 339 134 62
491 I couldn’t decide what color i liked best so i bought both. 1.4822 0.03323 533 366 77 90
492 I use the pronoun they. 1.4821 0.03019 531 337 132 62
493 The farrier is in quarantine so I got these online. Jeez, Clyde - it's the 21st century! 1.4821 0.03257 531 358 90 83
494 It only took one unusual ranch visit to start Dr. Seuss on a path of success. 1.4820 0.03363 527 364 72 91
495 Never mind the shoes. Where’s your mask, cowboy? 1.4810 0.03064 526 337 125 64
496 I said we were going to put some new horse shoes on you, not house shoes! 1.4810 0.03270 526 355 89 82
497 Well don't get all embarrassed now. 1.4809 0.03346 524 360 76 88
498 And all this time I didn't realize you were such a lady. 1.4809 0.03340 524 362 73 89
499 Yes we will be visiting blue and red states 1.4808 0.03323 522 356 81 85
500 Look, they only come in pairs - and besides, nobody’s going to be looking at your feet... 1.4808 0.03256 522 350 93 79
501 These are my dressage shoes. 1.4808 0.03009 522 329 135 58
502 Hmmmm.....horse shoes. 1.4808 0.03323 522 356 81 85
503 They asked me if I wanted to wait for a matching pair and I said neigh 1.4808 0.02923 522 337 125 60
504 I see we both reached new levels of unnecessary quarantine purchases. 1.4801 0.03012 527 334 133 60
505 I’ll loose the hat if you loose the shoes. 1.4799 0.03383 523 363 69 91
506 Well, excuse me for putting in the effort to look nice when we ride into town. 1.4799 0.03050 498 312 133 53
507 Did I mention that I signed up for an art class? 1.4798 0.03192 521 344 104 73
508 It’s not just the limited colorway - would you believe you don’t need to have these shoes nailed into your hooves? 1.4798 0.03304 519 352 85 82
509 Covfefe. 1.4798 0.03453 494 343 66 85
510 The blacksmith's is now part of a strip mall. 1.4797 0.03415 517 360 66 91
511 What if I don't want a 'giddy-up getup'. 1.4797 0.03415 517 360 66 91
512 The blacksmith's shop was closed, so I swung by the mall. 1.4796 0.02906 515 323 140 52
513 Well I never once complained about that silly hat! 1.4796 0.02989 515 322 139 54
514 Well YOU'RE the one who shared your Amazon password! 1.4795 0.03048 488 317 117 54
515 Hey there, cowboy, you can just refer to me using the pronoun “horse.” 1.4788 0.03045 518 347 101 70
516 They don't fit! 1.4787 0.03442 516 362 61 93
517 What? And only you get to enjoy arch support? 1.4787 0.03250 516 350 87 79
518 Don't you think the fact I'm talking to you is even more remarkable? 1.4787 0.03180 516 339 107 70
519 I’m feeling a little un-stable. 1.4787 0.03331 516 352 81 83
520 You get to wear your funny shoes and I get to wear mine 1.4783 0.03337 508 345 83 80
521 Is that a hat you you’re wearing, or are you just happy to see me? 1.4774 0.03498 465 317 74 74
522 The last pair felt like I was stepping on nails. 1.4773 0.03119 507 329 115 63
523 Oh. and that hat doesn't? 1.4773 0.03010 507 318 136 53
524 If John Paul II could pull it off, you should be fine. 1.4770 0.03289 501 335 93 73
525 You said this weekend was going to be dressage. 1.4770 0.02950 501 322 126 53
526 What do you mean, they're your lucky shoes? 1.4770 0.03432 501 347 69 85
527 AHEM! My eyes are up here, cowboy! 1.4770 0.03153 501 324 115 62
528 When you're gelded, you can go either way or both. 1.4759 0.02844 498 319 131 48
529 Which pair goes best with my eyes? 1.4759 0.03242 498 329 101 68
530 I'll lose the shoes if you do something about that hat. 1.4758 0.03052 496 320 119 57
531 They are going to think you are a city slicker. 1.4745 0.03384 491 337 76 78
532 I know I really don't NEED them, but they were on sale and besides, the shoes you gave me hurt my feet. Help me decide the color that best compliments my eyes! 1.4745 0.03534 491 347 55 89
533 Yeah, I agree. This ability to talk and haggle a 2 for 1 deal on designer footwear is a pretty sweet evolutionary advantage. 1.4739 0.03436 498 346 68 84
534 Get off your high horse, heels - er, high heels, horse 1.4737 0.03398 494 341 73 80
535 No, I think you look nice. 1.4735 0.03474 490 344 61 85
536 Big Sale? You look great? That's what you got?! 1.4734 0.03455 488 338 69 81
537 Well, clearly you shouldn’t have told me your password. 1.4734 0.03109 488 313 120 55
538 No, I will not get you matching socks! 1.4733 0.03392 486 331 80 75
539 What ? You know I am color blind!! 1.4733 0.03515 486 341 60 85
540 Now you can try walking a mile in my shoes. 1.4733 0.03118 486 310 122 54
541 Do you think I should have just gotten four purple ones? 1.4733 0.03367 486 329 84 73
542 Is it insensitive to have the pink shoes in the back? 1.4733 0.03284 486 325 93 68
543 I'm sorry to say we're both over the age limit for the rodeo 1.4733 0.03527 486 342 58 86
544 In these shoes? I don't think so 1.4733 0.03212 486 317 108 61
545 Well, your scarf doesn’t go with that hat, Mr. Fashion. 1.4733 0.03091 486 308 126 52
546 The saddle didn't give me much to work with. 1.4731 0.03390 484 329 81 74
547 I don't care if you are a female, you are still a horse! 1.4731 0.03628 465 329 52 84
548 You try finding 4 shoes to match this saddle. 1.4731 0.03243 465 303 105 57
549 You should talk... 1.4730 0.03451 482 332 72 78
550 No, I wouldn’t make you walk a mile in those shoes. 1.4730 0.03489 482 335 66 81
551 No, I think the pink ones look better in the front. 1.4730 0.03298 482 320 96 66
552 You're making a complete foal of yourself 1.4730 0.03501 482 336 64 82
553 You got home ealier Tom 1.4730 0.03482 482 337 63 82
554 Don’t worry, the Zoom conference can only see the top half. 1.4730 0.03082 482 309 120 53
555 You’re a shoe-in at the derby this year Peaky Sneakerz. 1.4730 0.03525 482 338 60 84
556 There's never a line in the unisex bathrooms, but I tell ya; my dogs are barking! 1.4723 0.03436 487 336 72 79
557 They have arch support. 1.4723 0.03423 487 335 74 78
558 My stall is the one with the trot through closet. R.Lehingrat Burnaby, BC 1.4723 0.03448 487 339 67 81
559 No, that’s not what I meant when I said we have to get horse shoes for you. 1.4722 0.03434 485 334 73 78
560 Hmmm...better arch support, but still clash with the saddle. 1.4720 0.03420 483 331 76 76
561 You overpaid for my new loafers, and the Avon Lady is here with lip gloss for Wilbur. 1.4719 0.03531 481 338 59 84
562 Are they done playing horseshoes yet? 1.4719 0.03114 481 306 123 52
563 Here’s the deal. Say nothing about the shoes, I say nothing about the hat. 1.4718 0.03093 426 261 130 35
564 Fifteen-gallon. What’s your story? 1.4718 0.03392 479 325 82 72
565 There’s a new blacksmith in town and I really like her. 1.4718 0.02891 479 306 127 46
566 We're going to a gender reveal party, correct? 1.4718 0.03220 479 314 105 60
567 Well I think your hat is lame. 1.4717 0.03297 477 316 97 64
568 I am not going to the rodeo without you. 1.4717 0.03591 477 339 51 87
569 Alright, these dang reveal parties are getting out of hand! 1.4717 0.03324 477 318 93 66
570 And that hat isn’t ridiculous? 1.4716 0.03171 475 305 116 54
571 Oh really? And you think that hat works? 1.4716 0.03226 475 309 108 58
572 Bamboo socks for the hot sand. 1.4716 0.03591 475 337 52 86
573 How about YOU nail a piece of metal to YOUR foot? 1.4716 0.03114 475 306 116 53
574 Sorry, but this is not "The Pony Express Yourself"! 1.4716 0.03274 475 315 97 63
575 If I wear these no one will notice your hat. 1.4705 0.03054 474 304 120 50
576 You were right. It's not easy being in your shoes. 1.4703 0.03171 472 303 116 53
577 Boss, I think the motto "Just Do It" does not apply here. 1.4703 0.03572 472 333 56 83
578 Whatever behooves you. 1.4702 0.03284 453 294 105 54
579 I'm sorry, but the blacksmith is closed due to lockdown orders. 1.4693 0.03463 473 326 72 75
580 Well, who is on their high horse now? 1.4692 0.03369 471 317 87 67
581 I’m color coordinated for the baby shower 1.4692 0.03527 471 329 63 79
582 I splurged. It was a BOGO sale 1.4692 0.03423 471 321 79 71
583 C’mon, Dusty, deep down you always knew. 1.4690 0.03064 467 292 131 44
584 No Jimmy Choo, the farrier says that is tired of changing your shoes. 1.4690 0.03652 467 335 45 87
585 I'm too old for bucking. It's time to try prancing. 1.4690 0.03445 467 319 77 71
586 It’s called being an influencer, Earl. #horseshooz 1.4690 0.03123 467 296 123 48
587 'The ones you put one had no arch support'. 1.4688 0.03403 465 314 84 67
588 "No, I'm not taking you to Macy' s One-Day Sale. 1.4687 0.03495 463 319 71 73
589 I’m too sexy for my hooves! 1.4687 0.03180 463 299 112 52
590 Also, I can talk. 1.4687 0.02998 463 292 128 43
591 The farrier is gay. 1.4687 0.03352 463 316 80 67
592 where'd my horse shoes go 1.4677 0.03290 464 313 88 63
593 I'm not thrilled about the new farrier either, but these do make my eyes pop. 1.4677 0.03476 464 319 73 72
594 Just one mile? 1.4677 0.03435 464 316 79 69
595 Tight doesn't matter. Have you ever had a nail driven into your foot? 1.4674 0.03318 460 304 97 59
596 The red and aqua are gun violence awareness colors. By the way, that thing better not be loaded. 1.4674 0.03239 460 316 80 64
597 I tested positive for steroids AND estrogen. 1.4672 0.03645 458 326 50 82
598 You're the first to know. I've decided to come out of the barn. 1.4672 0.03198 458 294 114 50
599 Look, just lead me to the water. I'll take it from there. 1.4672 0.03442 458 311 80 67
600 You went to Sarah Jessica Parker's store without your mask? 1.4672 0.03565 458 320 62 76
601 I’ll explain starboard and port one more time. 1.4671 0.03454 456 313 75 68
602 Well, my head is Democratic and my ass is Republican. 1.4658 0.03443 453 307 81 65
603 Nike or Adidas, who is offering us more to attend their rodeo? 1.4656 0.03426 451 304 84 63
604 Look it’s my money, I can spent it how I want. 1.4656 0.03622 451 318 56 77
605 Just my luck, they were all out of horseshoes again. 1.4656 0.03594 451 316 60 75
606 I love these shoes, but I couldn't justify two pairs exactly the same.... 1.4655 0.03607 449 315 59 75
607 The thought of being remembered as just ‘the horse with no name’ was keeping me up at night. 1.4655 0.03198 449 287 115 47
608 Well, I think your hat’s stupid. 1.4655 0.03229 449 289 111 49
609 They're a little loose. Do you know a good pink and blue smith? 1.4653 0.03634 447 315 56 76
610 Roy...you’ve been a great partner and the best of friends, but it’s time for me to hit the trail and live my truth. 1.4653 0.03224 447 287 112 48
611 The back ones get me to Kansas. The front ones to New York City. 1.4653 0.03536 447 308 70 69
612 I look ridiculous? Have you seen yourself in that hat? 1.4651 0.03132 430 267 126 37
613 Enough room in the hooves? 1.4641 0.03626 446 314 57 75
614 I think two of those are mine! 1.4640 0.03302 444 295 94 55
615 Gucci's! 1.4640 0.03680 444 316 50 78
616 Trust me, they'll never track us now. 1.4640 0.03317 444 291 100 53
617 Before I answer, let me ask, did you save the receipt.? 1.4640 0.03045 444 274 134 36
618 You've been watching My Little Pony again, haven't you!? 1.4638 0.03464 442 299 81 62
619 Just nail on new shoes," the vet says. "That'll get him going," he says... 1.4638 0.03508 442 302 75 65
620 It's not horsing around, John. It's fashion. 1.4636 0.03229 440 292 96 52
621 What do they mean, "and the horse you rode in on?" 1.4636 0.03693 440 313 50 77
622 What do you think? 1.4631 0.03563 447 311 65 71
623 I'm pretty sure 'walk a mile in my shoes' is just an idiom. 1.4630 0.03260 419 266 112 41
624 Which ones make me look like I have a winning personality? 1.4626 0.03470 441 299 80 62
625 The mare misunderstood when I said I like sex. 1.4626 0.03644 441 311 56 74
626 Same place you got that hat. 1.4624 0.03250 439 283 109 47
627 Whatever happened to the cowboy boots I gave you for your birthday? 1.4622 0.03180 437 287 102 48
628 Don't judge me Jack, it was a 75% off sale! 1.4619 0.03609 433 301 64 68
629 I'm hedging my bet on who's going to win in November. 1.4612 0.03635 438 308 58 72
630 The farrier insists these casual slip ons are trending, and I must say I do find quite comfortable, now giddy-up cowboy 1.4612 0.03503 438 299 76 63
631 Well pardon me, someone here needs style! 1.4610 0.03719 410 286 59 65
632 Blue for trotting. Red for galloping. 1.4606 0.03540 432 296 73 63
633 When I named you Dancer, I didn't mean it literally. 1.4606 0.03206 432 275 115 42
634 I opted for loafers. The laces on the oxfords were killers. 1.4606 0.03494 432 293 79 60
635 Avant-garde or just plain tacky? 1.4606 0.03329 432 290 88 54
636 I don’t care if they’re not sensible, I love them.” 1.4606 0.03337 432 283 99 50
637 What, I'm an Old Paint and you don't like my shoe colors? 1.4605 0.03760 430 309 44 77
638 Bring that hat of yours over here and let’s go! 1.4605 0.03553 430 300 64 66
639 The OK Corral was full but the Fabulous Corral was able to fit me in. 1.4605 0.03348 430 282 98 50
640 Gender reveal party, circa 1860 1.4603 0.03596 428 296 67 65
641 You're violating the Rules of Greyscale! 1.4603 0.03440 428 291 79 58
642 We are six feet apart. Your donkey and elephant friends are miles apart. 1.4594 0.03796 431 313 38 80
643 It’s my first rodeo. 1.4592 0.03466 429 289 83 57
644 This is the last time I ask for a set of balanced shoes. 1.4588 0.03780 425 306 43 76
645 Look, I’m not looking to get into another civil rights debate with you today... far be it for me to say what you can or cannot wear to work. 1.4588 0.03751 425 304 47 74
646 You know, I can see your no-show socks. 1.4588 0.03294 425 285 89 51
647 Let me guess, first rodeo? 1.4586 0.02870 423 290 88 45
648 Okay. Now it’s my turn to walk a day in your shoes. 1.4586 0.03167 423 266 120 37
649 Read the invitation - dress code is black tie 1.4586 0.03750 423 302 48 73
650 I had to make do. The ferriers were all shut down by Covid-19. 1.4584 0.03626 421 292 65 64
651 You're not color blind? 1.4584 0.03749 421 300 49 72
652 The blue ones are more fashion-forward, but the red ones make my hooves look smaller. 1.4584 0.03078 421 267 118 36
653 Imagine it: "A man rode into town on a horse on limited edition colorways." 1.4584 0.03611 421 291 67 63
654 But Lightening- all the horses in New York are wearing them, a matching 4 is SO 2019 . 1.4584 0.03809 421 304 41 76
655 Cute shoes. 1.4580 0.03653 417 290 63 64
656 Well, don’t you look hot to trot today! 1.4580 0.03340 417 271 101 45
657 Kids just don’t find cowboys cool anymore. 1.4580 0.03685 417 292 59 66
658 I’m sorry, I don’t know what Tic Tock is! 1.4580 0.03777 417 298 47 72
659 My forelegs want to go but my hind legs won't move. 1.4580 0.03808 417 300 43 74
660 Hats are so last season. 1.4580 0.03762 417 297 49 71
661 I'm a bipartisan stalking horse--stealthier that way. 1.4580 0.03669 417 291 61 65
662 They looked better online. 1.4580 0.03305 417 269 105 43
663 I'm a stable genius... 1.4575 0.03366 424 279 96 49
664 I’ll take you as far as the neighbor’s ranch. I’m still breaking these in. 1.4573 0.03259 422 271 109 42
665 Too much? 1.4569 0.03351 418 273 99 46
666 I think I'll keep the red ones. They're a little tight but make my ankles look thinner. 1.4567 0.03222 416 264 114 38
667 I swear! I found these in Seabiscuit's closet! 1.4565 0.03783 414 296 47 71
668 When do you want to do the reveal? 1.4565 0.03609 414 285 69 60
669 I couldn't decide between blue suede shoes or ruby slippers so I bought a pair of each! 1.4563 0.03671 412 287 62 63
670 Two for one on Amazon Cute, huh? 1.4563 0.03782 412 294 48 70
671 It’s called fashion, mister 1.4561 0.03749 410 290 53 67
672 Okay, you take off that stupid hat and i'll take off the silly shoes, then you can go for a ride 1.4561 0.03519 410 276 81 53
673 That's the last time I hire a farrier from L.A. 1.4561 0.03685 410 286 61 63
674 The farrier is on vacation so his wife fitted me with these new horseshoes. 1.4561 0.03733 410 289 55 66
675 Where should we go for dinner? 1.4561 0.03765 410 291 51 68
676 Let’s face it, we both bought things online we didn’t need during this quarantine 1.4557 0.03291 384 241 111 32
677 Sorry. I didn't get my hooves done this week! 1.4556 0.03252 417 267 110 40
678 That hat always struck me as tacky, but did I complain? 1.4545 0.03174 418 264 118 36
679 A good ride? Man, I have a shoe deal. 1.4545 0.03850 407 294 41 72
680 You said get ready for the stage, and I just thought... 1.4545 0.03272 407 260 109 38
681 „My eyes are up here, Bob.“ 1.4545 0.03244 407 266 100 41
682 ohh..It's been months these shoes are not working dude ! 1.4545 0.03897 407 297 35 75
683 If you're gonna wear that hat I'm gonna wear these shoes." 1.4543 0.03586 405 276 74 55
684 These are so last year. 1.4543 0.03769 405 287 52 66
685 Weird? At least they're comfortable. How about we nail your boots to your feet for a day and see how you like it, Robert. 1.4543 0.03575 383 255 82 46
686 They're for Gay Ride week. 1.4541 0.03295 403 258 107 38
687 Yes, I have mixed color shoes on, but you have a baguette stuffed under your hat. 1.4541 0.03667 403 279 65 59
688 Just for here. On the trail, you can go back to the Birkenstocks. 1.4541 0.03406 403 260 98 43
689 Sex and the City goes West. 1.4541 0.03667 403 279 65 59
690 This is your last prank, Harold, because I'm going to kill you. 1.4534 0.03842 408 295 41 72
691 The polls suggested that the democrats are in front! 1.4530 0.03539 362 235 90 37
692 Line up ... boys in front, girls in back! 1.4530 0.03759 404 286 53 65
693 If you'd said "red right returning" in the first place I would have gotten them on the right hoofs. 1.4530 0.03497 404 283 64 57
694 Why don't you just register as an Independent? 1.4530 0.03693 404 282 61 61
695 Between your hat and my shoes I think we'll make it into next month's Vogue. 1.4530 0.03523 404 272 81 51
696 I will not be ridden rough-shod. 1.4530 0.03326 404 261 103 40
697 The returns are free, but who’s got the time? 1.4530 0.03808 404 289 47 68
698 Theses are as much horse shoes as your hat is ten gallons. 1.4525 0.03585 400 272 75 53
699 You wouldn’t believe how hard it is to find these shoes in a size 28 1.4525 0.03550 400 270 79 51
700 Looks weird now, but imagine me in two pairs of trousers. 1.4520 0.03523 396 265 83 48
701 Is this a cognitive test? 1.4520 0.03559 396 267 79 50
702 If you can put on pants to out today, then I am putting on my nice shoes. 1.4520 0.03950 396 290 33 73
703 I'm afraid it'll have to do; turns out the blacksmith's not an essential service. 1.4519 0.03942 270 171 76 23
704 Well I’m not changing them now. Do you know how long it took me to tie the laces? 1.4518 0.03415 394 260 91 43
705 Dude! 1.4518 0.03842 394 284 43 67
706 No, we cannot go dancing! 1.4518 0.03545 394 272 69 53
707 Or do you like the red ones in the front? 1.4518 0.03348 394 254 102 38
708 I've got my mask around my neck, thank you. So where's YOURS? 1.4518 0.03766 394 277 56 61
709 I aint ridden no dang horsie whose shoes don't match! 1.4514 0.03814 401 287 47 67
710 I will if you give up that hat! 1.4514 0.02693 401 265 106 30
711 I want to add spurs that jingle, jangle, jingle, as I go ridin’ merrily along. 1.4511 0.03652 399 278 63 58
712 You’ve been in my closet again. 1.4509 0.03405 397 260 95 42
713 Not a match, but close counts in horseshoes. 1.4509 0.03368 397 258 99 40
714 Relax Earl, no one can see your shoes in a video conference... 1.4509 0.03424 397 261 93 43
715 "The blacksmith had a sale" 1.4509 0.02329 397 279 86 32
716 You have a beautiful heart, Larry, and I think it’s time to stop hiding it behind that hat, which actually makes you look shorter than you are! 1.4509 0.03760 397 280 55 62
717 If you won't wear a mask, I'm taking off my shoes and leaving without you! 1.4506 0.03671 395 273 66 56
718 Says who? 1.4506 0.03826 395 282 48 65
719 I thought this would make our ride more fluid. 1.4506 0.03636 395 286 46 63
720 If you can wear that ridiculous hat 1.4501 0.03822 391 278 50 63
721 What’s with the shoes? 1.4499 0.03940 389 283 37 69
722 I ain't ridin' no horse who can't find 4 shoes that match. 1.4499 0.03578 389 265 74 50
723 The experts say this is the best method to prevent catching hoof-and-mouth disease. 1.4496 0.03922 387 280 40 67
724 That new blacksmith is reading too many fashion magazines! 1.4496 0.03870 387 277 46 64
725 Was your rider a California liberal? 1.4490 0.03865 392 282 44 66
726 What pronouns do you prefer, pardner? 1.4490 0.03675 392 271 66 55
727 Well I just couldn’t make up my mind... 1.4490 0.03359 392 264 84 44
728 You don't know the rules for horseshoes? 1.4490 0.03763 392 276 56 60
729 It could have been worse - my high heels. 1.4490 0.03780 392 277 54 61
730 Listen, your thing the open range. My thing is arch support. So I don’t want to hear about it. 1.4490 0.03530 392 268 74 50
731 Listen they have great arch support. 1.4490 0.03301 392 251 106 35
732 For every pair we buy, they send another one to less fortunate horses. 1.4490 0.03474 392 260 88 44
733 If I tap all four of these together maybe we can skip to 2021 1.4490 0.03455 392 259 90 43
734 It's within union regulations. 1.4487 0.03931 390 284 37 69
735 Your hat clashes with my shoes. 1.4487 0.03497 390 272 66 52
736 Stop horsing around & put your good shoes on. 1.4487 0.03795 390 276 53 61
737 I know, but human shoe stores have a better selection than my blacksmith! 1.4487 0.03829 390 278 49 63
738 Sure, right. Yes, I ordered them on Equine/gender reveal.com 1.4487 0.03948 390 285 35 70
739 Yeah, I got tired of the whole "nail a spike through my hoof" thing. 1.4487 0.03391 390 259 89 42
740 It’s the whole ‘two kids pretending to be a horse’ look, it’s very in this season 1.4487 0.03812 390 277 51 62
741 the farrier has the new Spring collection, the Funfetti line. 1.4487 0.03864 390 280 45 65
742 These days, I just dress up for fun 1.4487 0.03725 390 272 61 57
743 Look, about last night... 1.4487 0.03525 390 261 83 46
744 When I gallop, they look purple. 1.4485 0.03384 388 252 98 38
745 All Gary wanted was a horse of many colors ... 1.4482 0.03772 386 271 57 58
746 Why yes, we will be observing the recommended "wide open spaces rules". 1.4482 0.03808 386 273 53 60
747 It's not you. It's me. 1.4479 0.03632 384 264 69 51
748 And now you've been visiting the McCoys. 1.4479 0.03963 384 280 36 68
749 They're from Macy's Cowboy Spring collection. 1.4479 0.03841 384 273 50 61
750 My usual clip, combined with a vivid new clop.” 1.4479 0.03603 384 260 76 48
751 My old owner gave me acid and I've been legit tripping ever since dawg 1.4479 0.03894 384 276 44 64
752 Gucci, and you fly the farrier in from Florence every month. 1.4476 0.03927 382 276 41 65
753 I don't think we're in Texas anymore, Toto. But, Ireland? 1.4476 0.03945 382 277 39 66
754 He thought I asked for whores' shoes. 1.4476 0.03748 382 266 61 55
755 Whoa! Are you gonna wear those in to town? 1.4476 0.03766 382 267 59 56
756 Nancy Sinatra gave them to me. 1.4476 0.03821 382 270 53 59
757 I just couldn't make a decision. 1.4476 0.03945 382 277 39 66
758 Why couldn’t you just get two pairs of the same color, John? 1.4476 0.03856 382 272 49 61
759 They're comfy. Did I mock your penis-shaped hat? 1.4474 0.03651 380 259 72 49
760 A horse with no shame. 1.4474 0.03455 380 249 92 39
761 you know what they say, “if the shoe fits”....... 1.4471 0.03703 378 260 67 51
762 Are you going to wear that hat? 1.4471 0.03815 378 266 55 57
763 You define happy trails your way, I'll define it my way. 1.4470 0.03249 387 245 111 31
764 Do I force you to wear human shoes, Lenny? 1.4470 0.03852 387 277 47 63
765 Don't get me wrong - I like 'em, but... they don't really go with the brown leather outfit I normally wear. 1.4470 0.03817 387 275 51 61
766 I prefer hay/hem pronouns. 1.4468 0.03868 385 276 46 63
767 Do you think the pink ones make my hind quarters look big? 1.4468 0.03725 385 268 62 55
768 You try finding a blacksmith now-a-days 1.4465 0.03758 383 268 59 56
769 Would YOU go out in unmatched shoes? 1.4465 0.03812 383 271 53 59
770 I'm having twins?! 1.4465 0.03901 383 276 43 64
771 They're saddle shoes. 1.4465 0.03494 383 254 87 42
772 I said horseshoes not Jimmy Choos ! 1.4465 0.03494 383 254 87 42
773 The yellow slides looked better. 1.4465 0.03953 383 279 37 67
774 Who said that we are going to town? 1.4462 0.02072 381 266 92 23
775 My other shoes felt like I was walking on nails. 1.4462 0.03681 381 262 68 51
776 This should double the chances of finding a matching designer saddle bag. 1.4459 0.03421 379 247 95 37
777 I'm expressing my true self. 1.4459 0.03561 379 259 73 47
778 Yeah, I can just slip them on. 1.4456 0.03767 377 263 60 54
779 I was expecting saddle shoes. 1.4456 0.03413 377 245 96 36
780 Don't judge, you're the one who shot them. I just took their shoes. 1.4453 0.03384 375 242 99 34
781 What makes you think this is my first rodeo? 1.4453 0.03589 375 252 79 44
782 I don't know. Did you change your hair? 1.4453 0.03579 375 254 76 45
783 I still prefer the Crocs! 1.4450 0.03891 373 266 48 59
784 If your gonna wear that hat, then I'm wearin' these shoes..." 1.4450 0.03522 373 247 86 40
785 They both spark joy. 1.4447 0.03452 371 242 93 36
786 Where is the cow? 1.4447 0.04036 371 272 33 66
787 Hold the snickering. They were on sale! 1.4447 0.03687 371 256 66 49
788 You're right Milly. The blue ones do go better with your coat. 1.4447 0.03813 371 260 57 54
789 So this is how you shoe a horse Tex? 1.4447 0.04000 371 270 37 64
790 Shoot! Now my hat doesn't match. 1.4447 0.03851 371 262 53 56
791 Sure, the Color Consultant was great, but where was the Blacksmith? 1.4447 0.03799 380 268 55 57
792 I shod the sheriff's but I did not shoe the deputy's. 1.4444 0.03336 369 235 104 30
793 What? Your try shopping for shoes! 1.4444 0.03976 378 276 36 66
794 Sam the shoe man has gone to far this time 1.4444 0.03959 378 275 38 65
795 You’re really gonna judge the shoes while wearing that hat? 1.4444 0.03652 369 250 74 45
796 It’s my interpretation of business in the front, party in the back. 1.4444 0.03851 378 269 50 59
797 If you want a ride, I'll have to change into my trainers. 1.4444 0.03606 378 261 68 49
798 What? It's #SelfCareSunday. 1.4444 0.03941 378 274 40 64
799 I upgraded to front wheel drive and rear brakes. 1.4444 0.04017 369 269 36 64
800 Yes Silver. Today the Lone Ranger is exercising his right not to wear a mask. 1.4444 0.04012 378 278 32 68
801 I asked for "speakers" 1.4444 0.03777 378 270 50 58
802 They didn’t have anything in a kitten heel? 1.4444 0.03867 369 261 52 56
803 When you hear heels, think of horses. 1.4444 0.04017 369 269 36 64
804 This is my first rodeo. 1.4439 0.03555 374 250 82 42
805 Embarrassing? Says the man with the penis hat? 1.4439 0.03555 374 253 79 42
806 You seemed kind of down 1.4439 0.03883 374 267 48 59
807 The store was practically empty, I wore a mask and we socially distanced. 1.4435 0.03843 372 263 53 56
808 At least they’re not mules. 1.4435 0.03508 372 246 87 39
809 This being Wyoming, I'd put the red ones in front. 1.4435 0.03528 372 247 85 40
810 I am King and I am Queen; I am self-sufficient. 1.4435 0.03579 372 262 60 50
811 I know, you don't trust anyone who doesn't wear socks. 1.4432 0.03934 370 266 44 60
812 Too matchy matchy? 1.4432 0.03542 370 246 84 40
813 Just how am I to match your saddle with your shoes? 1.4432 0.03934 370 266 44 60
814 My farrier is into fashion. 1.4432 0.03897 370 264 48 58
815 The farrier said he was making an artistic statement. 1.4432 0.03897 370 264 48 58
816 Wait, gelding means what?! 1.4432 0.03542 370 246 84 40
817 Er ... I dunno ... Did you get your mane cut? 1.4432 0.03664 370 252 72 46
818 What’s next? Pigs wearing wigs?! 1.4432 0.03971 370 268 40 62
819 Umm laces.....your laces are untied. 1.4429 0.03913 368 263 47 58
820 But they didn’t have two pair of the blue in my size” 1.4429 0.03837 368 259 55 54
821 Thought we needed some color around here. 1.4426 0.03891 366 260 50 56
822 Life's too short to wear matching shoes, John. 1.4426 0.03365 366 241 91 34
823 Mario didn’t believe that my regular shoes provide a better rider experience. 1.4423 0.04078 364 268 31 65
824 I've also gone a different direction with the nails. 1.4423 0.03389 364 234 99 31
825 I've decided that I'd rather take tap dancing lessons... 1.4423 0.03908 364 259 49 56
826 And I thought I was color blind... 1.4423 0.03879 364 260 48 56
827 You had something else in mind??” 1.4423 0.03985 364 263 41 60
828 I like to ride high in the saddle. 1.4420 0.03944 371 268 42 61
829 I don’t mind the loafers, Nelly. It’s the moonwalking that’s making me mad 1.4420 0.03555 371 258 66 47
830 And when I gallop quickly they look purple. 1.4420 0.03662 362 245 74 43
831 What... you said I could borrow them. 1.4420 0.03380 362 232 100 30
832 You change the hat, I’ll change the shoes! 1.4420 0.03765 362 250 64 48
833 Dammit Fred, how much is this going to cost me at the blacksmith?" 1.4420 0.04021 362 263 38 61
834 Maybe you got spurs that jingle all the way? 1.4420 0.03856 362 262 43 57
835 Do these shoes make my saddle look big? 1.4420 0.03491 362 237 90 35
836 Well Mr. Fancypants. I see we’re feeling very binary today. 1.4420 0.04021 362 263 38 61
837 Happy trails? 1.4420 0.03944 362 259 46 57
838 To be honest I'm surprised they had any in your size. 1.4417 0.03400 369 239 97 33
839 Be honest, do they make my legs look spindly? 1.4417 0.03494 360 238 86 36
840 My eyes are up here. 1.4417 0.03289 360 234 96 30
841 Things just ain't the same since Warhol's been sheriff. 1.4417 0.03981 360 259 43 58
842 He must be the new front-wheel drive breed. 1.4414 0.04088 367 272 28 67
843 How many times...front has to match the back! 1.4414 0.03921 367 263 46 58
844 I find your choice of a hat very distracting. 1.4411 0.03781 365 254 61 50
845 Are you backing up or going forward? 1.4411 0.03937 365 262 45 58
846 Either way, who y'all step out with ain't none of my business. 1.4411 0.03976 365 264 41 60
847 At least I went with the flats. 1.4408 0.03102 363 240 94 29
848 I see we have a new blacksmith in town. ” 1.4408 0.03484 363 238 90 35
849 They said the matching saddle is out of stock. 1.4408 0.03817 363 254 58 51
850 I bought the last pair in green. 1.4408 0.04021 363 267 33 63
851 Technically, these are flatlands. 1.4408 0.03954 363 261 44 58
852 you're not Silver......and you're not the Lone Ranger 1.4404 0.03813 361 252 59 50
853 Decent to treat myself to a mani pedi. 1.4404 0.03752 361 259 49 53
854 I hope this will once and for all teach you to stop betting on sports. 1.4404 0.04105 361 267 29 65
855 The invitation did say “business casual”. 1.4404 0.03408 361 243 81 37
856 Well, they're an improvement over the stillettos. 1.4401 0.03353 359 229 102 28
857 The blacksmith was closed but there was a two-for-one at Prada. 1.4401 0.03555 359 238 84 37
858 they didn’t have anything in steel or aluminum. This is the new style and I like it. 1.4401 0.03809 359 250 60 49
859 I was running late this morning. 1.4398 0.03614 357 244 71 42
860 Better keep them clean. They go back to my wife before dinner. 1.4398 0.03548 357 236 85 36
861 I lost at a winner take all game of horseshoes 1.4394 0.03944 355 253 48 54
862 If you don't talk about my hat, I won't talk about your shoes. 1.4394 0.03736 355 243 68 44
863 Love the shoes, but do you like my new 37.8541 litre hat? 1.4394 0.04024 355 257 40 58
864 Do I look fast in these? 1.4394 0.03628 355 238 78 39
865 I prefer tap to clip-clop. 1.4394 0.03331 355 225 104 26
866 I was just singing, Give me the old soft shoe" and this is what happened. 1.4394 0.04004 355 256 42 57
867 Do you think this identifies me as simply “horse.?” 1.4394 0.04004 355 256 42 57
868 Don’t worry, they’re vegan. 1.4394 0.03683 355 243 69 43
869 Yea, it's a horse costume. What gave it away? 1.4391 0.02630 353 244 83 26
870 It’s one step forward with your blue shoes, two steps back with your red shoes, then we do-si-do. 1.4391 0.03981 353 253 45 55
871 I thought my wife wearing horse shoes was just a fashion statement 1.4389 0.04094 360 266 30 64
872 Neigh or Yay? 1.4389 0.03448 360 242 81 37
873 These pairs for walking n these uhhh girl gotta have some fun Yu know 1.4389 0.04075 360 265 32 63
874 Liberace! Have you been scratching in my closet again? 1.4389 0.03999 360 263 37 60
875 They’re perfect for dressage 1.4388 0.03213 335 227 78 30
876 I'm a show horse, not a work horse. 1.4387 0.03476 351 228 92 31
877 Yea, I'll go both ways. 1.4382 0.03994 356 257 42 57
878 Yes, horses are colorblind. Why do you ask? 1.4382 0.03598 356 238 80 38
879 You did not mention which pair, so I am fetching you both. 1.4379 0.04052 354 258 37 59
880 Since when do I care what you think?! I feel pretty. 1.4371 0.03411 350 225 97 28
881 I almost caught a rainbow, did you see? 1.4371 0.04048 350 254 39 57
882 They didn't come in pairs of four 1.4368 0.03942 348 247 50 51
883 close doesn't cut it for horseshoes in this case. 1.4368 0.04086 348 254 36 58
884 Yes it is. Is that what YOU are wearing 1.4368 0.03496 348 227 90 31
885 they just don't do it for you, just saying 1.4368 0.04004 348 250 44 54
886 They' re more comfortable and your wife never wears them anymore. 1.4368 0.03636 348 233 78 37
887 Well, I guess I'll be riding on a horse with no shame. 1.4368 0.03567 348 230 84 34
888 I suppose this field could use some diversity. 1.4368 0.04004 348 250 44 54
889 I just LOVE that hat, Jerry. 1.4368 0.03692 348 238 69 41
890 You can lead a man to a Zara but you can’t make him fashion, I guess. 1.4368 0.04146 348 257 30 61
891 And then she said, "Don't think you can just waltz in here and track your day's dirt over my clean floors!" So, what do you think of these? 1.4364 0.03980 346 252 39 55
892 I'm going for business in the front party in the back. 1.4364 0.03639 346 239 66 41
893 I'm starting a new fad for the horsey set. 1.4364 0.04063 346 251 39 56
894 If you want to continue to rough ride me, I’m going to the square dance. 1.4364 0.04125 346 254 33 59
895 They call it the mullet look: Work shoes in the front, party shoes in the back. 1.4364 0.04022 346 249 43 54
896 Which goes best with sagebrush and glorious sunsets? 1.4364 0.03037 346 234 86 26
897 These are definitely the four horseshoes of the apocalypse 1.4364 0.03581 346 229 83 34
898 I'm sorry Elmer, but I can't be seen with you wearing that outfit. 1.4364 0.04125 346 254 33 59
899 They were all that were left in the yearling aisle. 1.4364 0.04001 346 248 45 53
900 When I said “get ready to dance” I didn’t mean this 1.4364 0.04043 346 250 41 55
901 My mother always used to tell me, if the shoe fits... 1.4360 0.03735 344 234 70 40
902 Pink and turquoise shoes! Do you think the the other cowboys will notice we are not color coordinated 1.4360 0.04061 344 249 40 55
903 Oh, yeah? Well, your hat looks stupid. 1.4360 0.02801 344 233 87 24
904 With a hat like that and you’re complaining my socks don’t match? 1.4360 0.04164 344 254 30 60
905 Lillybelle misinterprets Slim’s plea, “Horseshoes anyone?” 1.4360 0.04144 344 253 32 59
906 When I said let’s sashay into town, I didn’t mean it literally!” -Will Hunter, Plymouth M 1.4360 0.04082 344 250 38 56
907 I never question your hat. 1.4360 0.03377 344 219 100 25
908 Sorry I don't date tap dancers on principle. It is NOT because you are a horse. I love horses. Just not tap dancers. I'm sorry 1.4360 0.04082 344 250 38 56
909 I killed your wife and son for their shoes, and I'll kill you if you don't hand over that hat. 1.4360 0.04205 344 256 26 62
910 Do they come in orange? I need to put some color in my life. 1.4360 0.04040 344 248 42 54
911 Do I look foalish in these? But they're for the gender reveal party! 1.4360 0.04061 344 249 40 55
912 Imported from Italy. Why do you ask? 1.4357 0.03599 342 229 78 35
913 You hammer shoes onto your feet before you critisize me. 1.4357 0.03587 342 226 83 33
914 I'm starting to realize why that farrier was so cheap. 1.4357 0.04016 342 245 45 52
915 I'm the one who gets to play the tenderfoot, not you. 1.4357 0.04079 342 248 39 55
916 what do you mean they don’t publish colored cartoons in the New Yorker? 1.4355 0.03559 349 236 76 37
917 You're not a shoe hound, you're a horse! 1.4348 0.03726 345 240 62 43
918 It's not that kind of rodeo. 1.4348 0.03493 345 230 82 33
919 Same place you bought that silly hat. 1.4344 0.03408 343 220 97 26
920 Stop looking at me like that. I ride YOU, remember that... 1.4344 0.04006 343 246 45 52
921 Well I think these ones are luckier, Clyde. 1.4344 0.03696 343 234 70 39
922 It was dark when I left the barn this morning. 1.4340 0.03570 341 225 84 32
923 Nice hat, but you’re still short! 1.4340 0.03758 341 233 68 40
924 No, I don’t mind. They look better on you anyway. 1.4340 0.03558 341 227 81 33
925 Let me guess ... You visited my ex and she send my shoes with you 1.4340 0.04151 341 251 32 58
926 I’m figuring this way we’re covered for rodeos in both Texas and California 1.4336 0.03621 339 228 76 35
927 You can take the old ones and make a game out of them. 1.4336 0.03751 339 231 69 39
928 So shoe me. 1.4336 0.03705 339 229 73 37
929 Well, I’m colourblind, what’s your excuse? 1.4336 0.04086 339 246 39 54
930 There’s a part of me that wants to vote Republican... 1.4336 0.03693 339 241 54 44
931 If I were you, wearing that hat, I’d just keep my mouth shut. 1.4336 0.03372 339 229 80 30
932 It's 2020, and you think THIS is odd?! 1.4336 0.03511 339 221 89 29
933 Now how am I supposed to find saddlebags that match? 1.4336 0.03423 339 228 83 28
934 It’s August Shelly, how can you still be undecided? 1.4336 0.03900 339 240 52 47
935 Did you get dressed in the dark? 1.4332 0.04017 337 241 46 50
936 I told you I'm not the matchy-matchy type! 1.4332 0.03744 337 234 62 41
937 You said dress for the job you want, and I'm ready to stud. 1.4332 0.03697 337 227 74 36
938 I'm transitioning to a show horse. 1.4332 0.03398 337 215 98 24
939 OK, I walked a mile in yours. You get the saddle and I’ll fetch the blacksmith. 1.4332 0.03744 337 229 70 38
940 What are you looking at? All the foals are wearing them these days.. 1.4332 0.04115 337 248 33 56
941 When I gallop, they make purple! 1.4332 0.03756 337 232 65 40
942 Probably shouldn't have fired the blacksmith, huh? 1.4332 0.03279 337 226 86 25
943 I’m the one who’s supposed to dance 1.4332 0.04115 337 248 33 56
944 Dressed up! Now let's put up a good show to get you some social media validation. 1.4332 0.04104 337 245 38 54
945 But they’re BOGO! 1.4332 0.04039 337 242 44 51
946 I see it in your face, Ted - you prefer the mules? 1.4328 0.03689 335 225 75 35
947 Your shoes are on the wrong feet 1.4328 0.03901 335 234 57 44
948 That hat looks ridiculous. 1.4328 0.03689 335 225 75 35
949 Yeah, well it sure beats having the village smithy pound nails into your feet. 1.4328 0.03565 335 220 85 30
950 Your hat needed a color fix! 1.4328 0.03957 335 244 40 51
951 ״now just on the reds” 1.4328 0.04209 335 248 29 58
952 What? I'm not on quarantine. Don't wait up. 1.4328 0.03901 335 234 57 44
953 Are you really going to wear that hat? 1.4324 0.03439 333 216 91 26
954 It was buy one, get one free 1.4324 0.03504 333 216 90 27
955 My doctor said that if I didn’t change shoes now, I’d have problems with my arches later in life 1.4324 0.03606 333 220 82 31
956 Your Mother and I had a suspicion 1.4324 0.03813 333 231 61 41
957 Carrie Bradshaw shoe-ed me. Why do you ask? 1.4324 0.04032 333 238 46 49
958 Now THESE are horseshoes 1.4324 0.03606 333 220 82 31
959 It has nothing to do with politics! I just like the colors. 1.4324 0.03941 333 234 54 45
960 I am surprised you didn't go with the saddle shoes. 1.4324 0.03503 340 222 89 29
961 They looked different online. 1.4324 0.03528 340 223 87 30
962 Oh, but the saddle "looks natural"? 1.4320 0.03747 338 233 65 40
963 They're tap shoes - why do you ask? 1.4320 0.03963 338 240 50 48
964 The shoes I get-but the English saddle? 1.4315 0.03607 336 223 81 32
965 Well I don’t see why these can’t be lucky. 1.4315 0.03752 336 229 69 38
966 It’s not called dressage for nothing. 1.4311 0.03572 334 220 84 30
967 Okay, I spent the day in them. I'm still not convinced. 1.4311 0.02827 334 229 81 24
968 They said these behoove me. 1.4309 0.03765 304 201 75 28
969 Hey, I told you to get that light fixed in the barn 1.4307 0.03972 332 235 51 46
970 And you had the audacity to make fun of my hat? 1.4307 0.03785 332 227 67 38
971 I discovered I'm a "Carrie" who prefers the Big Apple to the open range. 1.4307 0.04063 332 239 43 50
972 If you're going to wear that hat, I'm going to wear these shoes. 1.4307 0.03687 332 223 75 34
973 I was trying to go for business in the front, party in the back. 1.4307 0.04173 332 244 33 55
974 Too preppy? 1.4303 0.03801 330 226 66 38
975 They draw attention away from the fact that I can talk. 1.4303 0.03653 330 220 78 32
976 Do they make my butt look big? 1.4303 0.02482 330 229 81 20
977 Love these colors on me, but I'm looking for something with more of a 'U' shape. 1.4303 0.04104 330 239 40 51
978 Turns out I need orthodics. 1.4303 0.03628 330 219 80 31
979 Yes, very patriotic. 1.4303 0.04149 330 241 36 53
980 I've decided to let you on my Secret Ariats 1.4303 0.04093 330 246 29 55
981 I was gonna get two blue pair, but they were out, and I just can't resist a BOGO! 1.4303 0.04014 330 235 48 47
982 I would’ve bought you a pair, but you treat me like an animal. 1.4303 0.03921 330 233 53 44
983 Am I overdressed? It's my first rodeo. 1.4299 0.03592 328 216 83 29
984 I'm not stubborn, I just can't run in these heels. 1.4299 0.03579 328 218 80 30
985 I don’t care that they’re suede. To the Ponderosa, and step on it. 1.4299 0.03794 328 229 59 40
986 Around the ranch, okay. Never in town. 1.4299 0.03405 328 209 97 22
987 Welcome to Texas dude. 1.4299 0.03939 328 230 55 43
988 Do they make me look like an ass? 1.4299 0.03867 328 227 61 40
989 Sorry, first time I’ve tried to shoe a horse. 1.4299 0.03618 328 217 81 30
990 You must have been in a hurry. 1.4299 0.04235 328 243 29 56
991 You know you’re color-blind, right? 1.4299 0.03013 328 228 75 25
992 You can lead a horse to water, but you cannot teach it port vs. starboard. 1.4299 0.04229 335 250 26 59
993 I like them, so just get off my back about my color choices. 1.4294 0.03909 326 232 50 44
994 I have Zoom Tango in 15 minutes... 1.4290 0.03675 324 216 77 31
995 Why, saddleshoes, naturally. 1.4290 0.03727 324 218 73 33
996 #1: Style. #2: They're not nailed to my feet. 1.4290 0.03649 324 215 79 30
997 I was in a rush this morning and completely forgot to change out of my stall slippers. 1.4290 0.03934 331 233 54 44
998 You realize my problem isn’t so much the color... 1.4290 0.03682 331 230 63 38
999 Are you sure that I'm the one on the outside of the fence? 1.4286 0.04089 322 231 44 47
1000 Now no one can tell who's who. 1.4286 0.04202 329 243 31 55
1001 I suppose you’ll want the matching saddlebag now 1.4286 0.03660 329 220 77 32
1002 Thanks for supporting my new identity 1.4286 0.03599 322 224 63 35
1003 Well, I don't like it either but it's my job and carrying me while I do it is your job. 1.4286 0.04246 329 245 27 57
1004 They were out of wingtips in your size. 1.4286 0.03797 329 233 54 42
1005 It’s not fair! I’m always on the bottom! 1.4286 0.04202 329 243 31 55
1006 I think it's about time you accept me for who I am as a person, Bob. 1.4286 0.03999 329 234 49 46
1007 The next time I walk into a bar, they'll remember my name! 1.4286 0.03476 322 207 92 23
1008 Look's like we're never going to get anywhere. 1.4286 0.04113 329 239 39 51
1009 If you were a sea horse you'd know the difference between port and starboard! 1.4286 0.04224 329 244 29 56
1010 Ridiculous? That's rich coming from the guy wearing THAT hat! 1.4286 0.03820 322 220 66 36
1011 Don’t step on the ones in front. They’re suede. 1.4286 0.03678 322 217 73 32
1012 Don't worry, cowboy. They're made out of vegan leather. 1.4286 0.04113 329 239 39 51
1013 I just thought some variety might be nice 1.4286 0.04068 329 237 43 49
1014 maybe that's why we animals are more empathetic. we can walk a mile in two people's shoes 1.4286 0.03785 329 225 67 37
1015 Braydon or Kayleigh? And you're saying the answer's already inside me? 1.4281 0.04133 327 238 38 51
1016 I'm sorry...blacksmiths were determined to be non-essential workers. 1.4277 0.03508 325 216 81 28
1017 Tell you what, you nail some iron plates to the bottom of your feet and then I'll take them off. 1.4272 0.03709 323 217 74 32
1018 I haven't tried the blue shoes, but let me show you what happens when I tap the red ones together and say "There's no place like home." 1.4272 0.04149 323 235 38 50
1019 It's my way of letting you know, I'm non binary. 1.4272 0.03898 323 232 47 44
1020 « The angels wanna wear the red shoes. » 1.4268 0.04238 321 237 31 53
1021 I didn't know Imelda Marcos bred horses. 1.4268 0.04002 321 227 51 43
1022 For want of nail polish .... 1.4268 0.03978 321 226 53 42
1023 You choose which color and I get to chews your hat. 1.4263 0.04236 319 235 32 52
1024 I got all the same color last time and had buyer's remorse. 1.4263 0.03715 319 214 74 31
1025 It looks like you've been to town without me. 1.4263 0.03552 319 208 86 25
1026 New farrier? 1.4263 0.04166 319 232 38 49
1027 I’m going for kind of a festive Helmut Newton look. 1.4263 0.04189 319 233 36 50
1028 You can cancel that appointment with the blacksmith. I found these online. 1.4263 0.03552 319 208 86 25
1029 They're stylish, but they're useless for playing horseshoes. 1.4263 0.04142 319 231 40 48
1030 Why you didn't mention social distancing? I though you didn't like my hooves... 1.4263 0.04305 319 238 26 55
1031 Nice colors! But to enter reality you have to choose to be spelled to black and white. 1.4263 0.04118 319 235 34 50
1032 Well it’s too late now. They’re nailed on. 1.4263 0.03662 319 212 78 29
1033 Screw those "horse shoes",these make me feel better about myself. 1.4263 0.03947 319 223 56 40
1034 Ok... But, this is the last time. You really have to learn how to tie your own shoes. 1.4263 0.03580 319 212 81 26
1035 you buy him expensive horseshoes and look; he takes you're wife's. 1.4263 0.04213 319 234 34 51
1036 Hurry, tomorrow i can still return them 1.4263 0.04236 319 235 32 52
1037 Sorry Bob, I have a date tonight. 1.4263 0.03897 319 226 52 41
1038 *'HOLY TOLEDO' "You can afford converse?!" 1.4263 0.03947 319 223 56 40
1039 Clean my stall and I'll consider going back to those open-toe iron models. 1.4259 0.03540 317 206 87 24
1040 The therapist recommended I try walking a mile in your shoes. 1.4259 0.03468 317 211 80 26
1041 I suppose you want me to just get right back on you without mentioning your shoes. 1.4259 0.04003 317 226 48 43
1042 You’re going with flats? 1.4259 0.03705 317 212 75 30
1043 Be honest. 1.4254 0.03776 315 213 70 32
1044 If the shoe fits 1.4254 0.03881 315 217 62 36
1045 My turn! 1.4254 0.04254 315 232 32 51
1046 Well, your hat embarrasses me. 1.4254 0.03667 315 209 78 28
1047 Everyone's gonna remember you wore those last year. 1.4254 0.03667 315 209 78 28
1048 I just love how open this range is. 1.4254 0.03694 315 210 76 29
1049 I call them ‘shooves'. 1.4252 0.03639 301 196 82 23
1050 I might be Ragtime Cowboy Joe, but that doesn’t explain your choice of footwear. 1.4252 0.04359 301 222 30 49
1051 They're very nice, thank you. But I'm still not going to dance with you. 1.4252 0.03973 301 210 55 36
1052 Do you think it is easy being an influencer? 1.4252 0.03624 301 201 76 24
1053 They look purple when I run. 1.4252 0.03846 301 203 68 30
1054 They're corrective. 1.4252 0.03759 301 205 66 30
1055 Shoes without socks? I don't think so Buckaroo. 1.4252 0.02912 301 207 73 21
1056 I think I prefer the stilettos. 1.4252 0.04070 301 211 52 38
1057 This is your first rodeo, correct? 1.4252 0.03699 301 198 78 25
1058 Ya know, I’m not like other horses. 1.4252 0.04015 301 209 56 36
1059 Oh, you think I look ridiculous? With that hat? 1.4252 0.03684 301 204 69 28
1060 He asked me, finally, "What shoes would YOU like to wear?" 1.4250 0.03912 320 223 58 39
1061 They ran out of coconut shells at the store 1.4250 0.04236 320 239 27 54
1062 Who hasn't got horse sense? It was you who shoed the horse? 1.4249 0.04346 313 234 25 54
1063 Next time don't take me to an Italian blacksmith. 1.4249 0.03683 313 208 77 28
1064 Tell me you have the matching bag. 1.4249 0.04029 313 221 51 41
1065 Well, you're the one who invited the"Queer Eye" crew. 1.4249 0.03766 313 211 71 31
1066 The stable was dark when I picked out these shoes. What’s your excuse? 1.4249 0.03271 313 211 79 23
1067 Really? 1.4249 0.04323 313 233 27 53
1068 Yes I did watch Kinky Boots last night, why do you ask? 1.4249 0.03711 313 209 75 29
1069 Listen, Walter. I didn't question how you spent your stimulus check. 1.4241 0.03658 316 210 78 28
1070 I'd say the blue, definitely the blue. 1.4236 0.03729 314 211 73 30
1071 Darn it! Missus will get mad again! 1.4231 0.04188 312 227 38 47
1072 There was a 2 for 1 sale at the horseshoe factory. 1.4231 0.04188 312 227 38 47
1073 Hey! No more shin splits! 1.4231 0.04285 312 231 30 51
1074 I feel like you're expecting me to say something. 1.4226 0.03977 265 176 66 23
1075 When I said, "we're going to ride into town in style," that's not what I had in mind. 1.4226 0.04057 310 220 49 41
1076 I refuse to ride on a horse with mismatched shoes 1.4226 0.04108 310 222 45 43
1077 My blacksmith wasn't wearing a mask for corona virus 1.4226 0.04270 310 231 28 51
1078 Believe me,they'll be looking at your hat and not my shoes. 1.4221 0.03780 308 208 70 30
1079 I'm none too pleased either. They're made of leather. 1.4221 0.03638 308 203 80 25
1080 You may think you know what I need, Bob, but the new blacksmith knows what I want. 1.4221 0.03667 308 204 78 26
1081 Yessir, how’d you know they were orthopedic? 1.4221 0.03780 308 208 70 30
1082 My wife’s online quarantine shopping has gone too far... 1.4221 0.03945 308 219 50 39
1083 Your hat seems....a bit much. 1.4221 0.03985 308 218 51 39
1084 Wearing the same color shoes is so 2015 1.4216 0.03840 306 216 54 36
1085 I'm looking for a color that says, "Not the glue factory!" 1.4216 0.03712 306 204 75 27
1086 I couldn't find my saddle shoes. 1.4216 0.03639 306 204 76 26
1087 I’ve walked a mile in your shoes. Now, pony up. 1.4216 0.03712 306 204 75 27
1088 What’s with the hat? 1.4211 0.03787 304 205 70 29
1089 Quit horsing around. 1.4211 0.04037 304 214 52 38
1090 If you can wear that hat, you have nothing to say about my shoes. 1.4211 0.03550 304 197 86 21
1091 Sorry Randall, I guess I don’t really know what dressage is 1.4207 0.04150 271 187 54 30
1092 They’re nice, but I was really hoping for some mules 1.4205 0.03891 302 207 63 32
1093 The goat wants to know if she can borrow your green purse. 1.4205 0.03805 302 204 69 29
1094 Green means 'Go', Red means 'Whoa'. 1.4205 0.04164 302 217 43 42
1095 What? You asked me to bring back two pairs of mules! 1.4205 0.03805 302 204 69 29
1096 You said 'casual', right? 1.4205 0.03612 302 200 78 24
1097 They’re comfy, stylish, and if you rob a bank the sheriff will think we’re three men on foot. 1.4205 0.03642 302 201 76 25
1098 OK, all you need is a shirt and a mask and you can come in. 1.4205 0.04084 302 214 49 39
1099 - oh boy... this is the "new normality" style, dear, go get used to it 1.4205 0.03732 302 227 34 41
1100 joe, does anything really matter anymore? 1.4205 0.03919 302 208 61 33
1101 If I told you once, Tex, I told you a million times -- never buy rodeo shoes on Rodeo Drive. 1.4197 0.03602 305 200 82 23
1102 Sorry about the discouraging word. 1.4197 0.03890 305 210 62 33
1103 Only 12 shopping days till Christmas 1.4186 0.04329 301 223 30 48
1104 Maybe in New York, but not here. 1.4181 0.03742 299 200 73 26
1105 So is it "he", "she", or "they"? 1.4181 0.04086 299 212 49 38
1106 The cowboy sized up his trusty steed and was surprised that it wasn't wearing mules 1.4181 0.04326 299 221 31 47
1107 Really, Jeb? I think the hat's a bit much. 1.4181 0.03772 299 211 55 33
1108 Instead of hay this evening, I would prefer a souffle." 1.4175 0.03759 297 199 72 26
1109 These are good for everyday, but I’ll need mules for the steep hills. 1.4175 0.03819 297 201 68 28
1110 What's wrong? Why aren't you dressed yet? 1.4175 0.03789 297 200 70 27
1111 But I'm color blind. 1.4169 0.04099 295 214 41 40
1112 I didn't want to be all tapped out. 1.4169 0.04318 295 217 33 45
1113 Those aren't very sensible shoes." "Neither is that hat. 1.4169 0.04210 295 213 41 41
1114 Are those my wife's shoes?" - Buzz Heidtke, Nashville, T 1.4169 0.04345 295 218 31 46
1115 ...but do they make me look fat? 1.4169 0.03867 295 201 65 29
1116 Okay, let me explain the Doppler Effect one more time... 1.4169 0.04318 295 217 33 45
1117 I think I’ll buy my wife the pink ones 1.4169 0.04371 295 219 29 47
1118 I didn’t ask if you liked them, I asked you if they made my feet look fat. 1.4164 0.03946 293 202 60 31
1119 It’s a wedding! Where is your Fedora? 1.4164 0.04204 293 211 42 40
1120 Whispering is fine, but my ears don't go any further forward and I still can't hear a thing! 1.4164 0.04499 293 222 20 51
1121 It was buy one get one Jim. What would YOU do? 1.4164 0.03825 293 198 68 27
1122 They're part of the Nike, " Just Shoe It" campaign 1.4164 0.04091 293 207 50 36
1123 You think my shoes are silly? What about your hat? 1.4164 0.03764 293 196 72 25
1124 I tired of being just a clothes horse. 1.4164 0.03701 293 194 76 23
1125 What makes me think you know the whereabouts of those missing hikers? 1.4164 0.03669 293 193 78 22
1126 I said dressage, not dress-up. 1.4158 0.03750 291 199 65 27
1127 Darn right they look good. No annoying nails either, so it's not like I'm sacrificing comfort. 1.4158 0.03654 291 191 79 21
1128 Seriously? Well, you live in an echo chamber; Wish.com is like, my whole shit 1.4158 0.04444 291 218 25 48
1129 Yes, ma mare let me dress myself this morning. 1.4158 0.04281 291 212 37 42
1130 Couldn't help myself. I thought it was a steal. 1.4158 0.04254 291 211 39 41
1131 My one extravagance. I’ve never said a word about your hat. 1.4158 0.04198 291 209 43 39
1132 No socks? 1.4155 0.03827 296 201 67 28
1133 Wrong again! It’s ‘stop’ then ‘go.’ 1.4152 0.04015 289 211 40 38
1134 Zappos. Why? 1.4152 0.03671 289 190 78 21
1135 Your idea of "horseshoe" is so....limited. 1.4152 0.03893 289 197 64 28
1136 You're criticizing my choice of shoes while wearing that hat? 1.4152 0.03768 289 193 72 24
1137 Horse: OK new boots but no panties I hope? That hat looks ominous. you can ride on my back but anything else is off-limits. 1.4152 0.04468 289 217 24 48
1138 I've had lower back pain for years. These shoes have changed my life. 1.4152 0.03671 289 190 78 21
1139 I found them in your closet. 1.4152 0.03417 289 200 65 24
1140 I know, I’m sorry, It’s the best I can manage while the farrier is quarantining. 1.4152 0.03831 289 195 68 26
1141 Bloomingdales.....why do you ask? 1.4134 0.03937 254 168 67 19
1142 The blacksmith works part time at Zappos. 1.4132 0.03578 288 187 83 18
1143 Who let you buy those? 1.4132 0.04229 288 210 38 40
1144 No, it’s Crazy Hat Day, Mark! Tomorrow is Mismatch Day! 1.4132 0.04069 288 205 48 35
1145 You’re wearing them on the wrong hoof 1.4132 0.04314 288 211 35 42
1146 Sorry this is late,was due July 19th. But just in case you haven't picked three contenders here's my caption for last weeks cartoon,the giraffe coming through the floor. 1.4132 0.04533 288 219 19 50
1147 This is the last time I let you watch “Brokeback Mountain”. 1.4132 0.03933 288 198 61 29
1148 I’m getting so used to working from home I’m not sure I can go back to the old uniform 1.4132 0.03994 288 200 57 31
1149 When I told you I needed new shoes, these are not the kind I meant. 1.4130 0.03698 293 212 48 33
1150 This is the last time I send you to get shod on your own. 1.4126 0.03729 286 190 74 22
1151 I'm keeping them, Frederick. And the baby. 1.4126 0.03952 286 197 60 29
1152 I’d thought I’d trip the range fantastic! 1.4126 0.04476 286 215 24 47
1153 No, you can't borrow my hat 1.4126 0.03952 286 197 60 29
1154 What? I said “Siri, order me horseshoes” 1.4126 0.03858 286 194 66 26
1155 Think about the Instagram possibilities 1.4120 0.04034 284 198 55 31
1156 It's bridle couture. 1.4120 0.03812 284 191 69 24
1157 Rodeo. Not Rodeo Drive! 1.4120 0.03972 284 196 59 29
1158 So what, you’re a DEMOCRAT now? 1.4120 0.04303 284 207 37 40
1159 They’re not calfskin, if that’s what you’re wondering. 1.4120 0.03796 284 193 66 25
1160 I know, I got dressed in the dark. 1.4120 0.03679 284 187 77 20
1161 Wow, two left feet and two right feet! Kewl 1.4120 0.04245 284 205 41 38
1162 My Smith is quite colorful. 1.4120 0.04417 284 211 29 44
1163 Did you tame me for my Jordan's? 1.4120 0.04360 284 209 33 42
1164 What gave you the impression that I was happy having pieces of metal nailed to my feet? 1.4120 0.03779 284 190 71 23
1165 As it turns out, the new blacksmith is from Italy and I wasn’t completely clear in my order. 1.4120 0.03267 284 197 69 18
1166 We're not going to the barn together if you're going to wear that ugly hat again. 1.4120 0.04126 284 201 49 34
1167 I miss the clippity clop 1.4120 0.03679 284 187 77 20
1168 See, I told you I needed another fitting. 1.4120 0.04095 284 205 43 36
1169 Looks like you lost yer tiara. 1.4120 0.04095 284 205 43 36
1170 Dammit, I gotta be me Frank! Just be glad I said no to the hot pink Louboutin sling backs” 1.4120 0.03972 284 201 51 32
1171 Hay gurl hayyy 1.4120 0.04360 284 209 33 42
1172 Be honest, do they match my saddle... 1.4120 0.03746 284 189 73 22
1173 Not even the younglings survived. 1.4120 0.04528 284 215 21 48
1174 My shoes? What about your hat? 1.4120 0.04095 284 200 51 33
1175 This is how I cope, David. 1.4120 0.03828 284 194 64 26
1176 I look ridiculous? Have you seen your hat? 1.4118 0.03635 289 190 79 20
1177 Technically, they are horseshoes. 1.4115 0.03974 243 160 66 17
1178 Your Tinder profile was slightly misleading. 1.4113 0.04117 282 199 50 33
1179 Hurry up and get on! I don’t want to be late for ballet rehearsal AGAIN. 1.4111 0.04093 287 203 50 34
1180 Never judge someone until you've walked a mile in his shoes. 1.4107 0.03465 280 191 69 20
1181 Am I about to hear a discouraging word? 1.4101 0.03697 278 183 76 19
1182 I know all God’s children got shoes, but we’re only going out to the back forty. 1.4101 0.04328 278 205 33 40
1183 I don't know, it behooved me! 1.4101 0.04097 278 195 52 31
1184 Better but a little too try hard Trigger 1.4101 0.04402 278 205 32 41
1185 Well obviously they look silly now, Jim. But once I shave my legs, you’ll see. 1.4099 0.03853 283 192 66 25
1186 I couldn't say neigh. 1.4094 0.03922 276 188 63 25
1187 Why would you be more surprised by my footwear than my ability to talk, Bill? 1.4094 0.04021 276 191 57 28
1188 Try walking a mile in my shoes. 1.4093 0.04064 281 197 53 31
1189 How do you fit that ridiculous hat inside your glass house Mr. Stone Thrower? 1.4093 0.04277 281 204 39 38
1190 With that hat, who are you to judge? 1.4073 0.03793 275 184 70 21
1191 Now that's a horse of a different color. 1.4073 0.04223 275 197 44 34
1192 RuPaul is my ferrier. 1.4073 0.03704 275 194 55 26
1193 Online shoes options are no excuse 1.4073 0.04467 275 205 28 42
1194 They're orthopedic. 1.4073 0.03964 275 189 60 26
1195 Are my horseshoes woke enough for you this week? 1.4073 0.04144 275 197 45 33
1196 ‘The sign said no shoes, no service.’ 1.4073 0.04030 275 191 56 28
1197 I’m feeling more Pastel-omino these days. 1.4073 0.04408 275 203 32 40
1198 Enough of this laissez-faire attitude. You know it is red on port, green on starboard. 1.4066 0.04246 273 196 43 34
1199 CHAPARRAL Blacksmith? I thought you said Schiaparelli. 1.4066 0.03740 273 181 73 19
1200 I bought them to wear to the winners circle after the race. 1.4066 0.04182 273 194 47 32
1201 I'd go with the pink in the front. 1.4066 0.04018 273 189 57 27
1202 What? The farrier was closed. 1.4066 0.04493 273 204 27 42
1203 It’s called dressage. Not dress-anyway-you-like! 1.4059 0.04005 271 187 58 26
1204 I heard you tell Dusty that I needed new shooes. 1.4059 0.04457 271 201 30 40
1205 They say dress for the job you want. 1.4059 0.03830 271 182 68 21
1206 Hell no I ain’t changin’ your damn shoes! 1.4059 0.04269 271 195 42 34
1207 They're from my ferrier godmother. 1.4059 0.03936 271 185 62 24
1208 Horse and person say at the same time..."Stop judging me" 1.4059 0.04548 271 204 24 43
1209 can you walk a mile in these? 1.4053 0.04287 264 189 43 32
1210 Which color goes best with my eyes and mane ? 1.4052 0.04513 269 201 27 41
1211 I didn't wanna look too matchy-matchy. 1.4052 0.03850 269 181 67 21
1212 That virus may have given you brains, but it didn't give you good taste. 1.4052 0.04194 269 193 44 32
1213 At least I’m trying here. I’m trying, Steve. For us. 1.4052 0.03813 269 180 69 20
1214 Next time I’m getting the slip-ons. 1.4052 0.03921 269 183 63 23
1215 You’re right, the blue really does bring out your eyes 1.4052 0.03991 269 185 59 25
1216 So, I've walked the mile and I still think you're overstating your difficulties. 1.4051 0.03904 274 187 63 24
1217 Only if you promise to burn that hat. 1.4045 0.03869 267 180 66 21
1218 Would you categorize the horse show as formal or casual? 1.4045 0.03721 267 176 74 17
1219 It's called power clashing, look it up Joe. 1.4045 0.04413 267 196 34 37
1220 Definitely better than the high heels. 1.4045 0.04316 267 193 40 34
1221 So this IS your first rodeo? 1.4045 0.03977 267 183 60 24
1222 Them looks more like whoreshoes. 1.4045 0.04047 267 185 56 26
1223 What? You're going to judge me with that hat on? 1.4044 0.03959 272 187 60 25
1224 They had run out of mules 1.4038 0.03889 265 179 65 21
1225 No! No, I'm not two people in a horse costume! Why do you ask? I mean...neigh. 1.4038 0.04307 265 191 41 33
1226 How is your girlfriend at the nail salon? 1.4038 0.04438 265 195 33 37
1227 Now we can tell our six feet apart 1.4038 0.03925 265 180 63 22
1228 Your heart says Biden but your ass says Trump. 1.4030 0.04264 263 188 44 31
1229 Italian blacksmith? 1.4030 0.03982 263 180 60 23
1230 As I said, if you ride with that hat, I ride with these shoes 1.4030 0.03834 263 176 68 19
1231 Next season Farriergamo, baby! 1.4030 0.04331 263 190 40 33
1232 There goes the stud fee. 1.4025 0.04304 236 164 49 23
1233 You try finding two pairs in my size. 1.4024 0.04015 246 166 61 19
1234 I just got tired of doing everything on the hoof. 1.4023 0.04356 261 194 31 36
1235 Hey they fit like a hoof 1.4023 0.04522 261 194 29 38
1236 two pair beats a pair any day! 1.4023 0.03891 261 176 65 20
1237 They make me giddy. Yup they do. 1.4023 0.03891 261 176 65 20
1238 "Did the ferrier choose those or did you? 1.4023 0.04112 261 192 37 32
1239 Is that your hat or are you just happy to see me? 1.4023 0.04112 261 182 53 26
1240 I really don't like election years. 1.4023 0.04253 261 191 37 33
1241 They’ll be less conspicuous in the Sunday funnies. 1.4023 0.04423 261 191 35 35
1242 But they're the best running shoes on the market... 1.4023 0.04489 261 193 31 37
1243 I see by my outfit that you ain't no farrier... 1.4023 0.04489 261 193 31 37
1244 If his horse is cute I’m not wearing a mask 1.4023 0.04456 261 192 33 36
1245 You might want to go with a fedora instead 1.4023 0.03576 261 183 60 18
1246 Too slutty? 1.4022 0.03967 271 187 59 25
1247 You miss your wife, don't you? 1.4017 0.03418 239 173 47 19
1248 You named me Lady. What did you expect? 1.4015 0.03668 264 178 68 18
1249 Maybe that 2 for 1 pair deal at the blacksmith was a bad idea. 1.4008 0.04170 262 190 41 31
1250 and is it too much to ask for a matching feedbag? 1.4008 0.03842 262 176 67 19
1251 Sorry—I’d rather not get them dirty. 1.4000 0.04049 260 180 56 24
1252 Ruby slippers; blue suede shoes. I couldn't decide, so I got 'em both. 1.4000 0.04122 260 182 52 26
1253 I'm glad you finally put the heels away and went sensible. 1.4000 0.03975 260 178 60 22
1254 What? It's casual Friday. 1.4000 0.04012 260 179 58 23
1255 Your plan worked. I’m already being more careful where I poop. 1.4000 0.03823 260 174 68 18
1256 Do I pick out your shoes? 1.4000 0.03861 260 175 66 19
1257 Now... dance! 1.4000 0.04211 260 192 35 33
1258 We do not want a repeat of last week, Roy. When you swing your partner, remember that I have two left feet. 1.4000 0.04501 260 193 30 37
1259 Don't say a word cowboy....horses need style too! 1.4000 0.04281 260 189 39 32
1260 I like the blue. They make your eyes pop. 1.4000 0.03900 260 176 64 20
1261 I prefer a saddle shoe. 1.4000 0.03937 260 177 62 21
1262 You should talk; I wouldn't be caught dead in that hat" 1.4000 0.04086 260 181 54 25
1263 Did I make a fuss when you traded in your cowboy booots for those penny loafers? 1.4000 0.03704 260 171 74 15
1264 Thanks to you, now it's all weird 1.4000 0.04298 260 187 42 31
1265 No, I'm not overdressed, we're going to the horse opera. 1.4000 0.04434 260 191 34 35
1266 I was feeling my masculine and feminine sides today 1.4000 0.04122 260 182 52 26
1267 dude look at my new shoes 1.4000 0.04501 260 193 30 37
1268 We can’t go bowling during a pandemic, Buck. 1.4000 0.02159 260 193 54 13
1269 So...the first farrier I got to was quarantined. And then the next. And the next. Then I saw a Payless Shoes that was open... 1.4000 0.04158 260 183 50 27
1270 Why should zebras have all the fun? 1.3992 0.03753 263 175 71 17
1271 If we’re going to ride off into the sunset, we might as well do it in style. 1.3992 0.03715 263 174 73 16
1272 I don't see why you're angry with me expressing myself. 1.3992 0.04626 258 195 23 40
1273 You didn't know I could talk, either 1.3992 0.03939 258 178 58 22
1274 And the best... NO NAILS! 1.3992 0.03803 258 172 69 17
1275 Not dress shoes, Bucky. Dres-SAGE. 1.3992 0.04089 258 182 50 26
1276 You don't want to ride me while I wear these? - Double win. 1.3985 0.03733 261 173 72 16
1277 They're fine for prancing but what about rounding up cattle? 1.3985 0.04215 261 186 46 29
1278 Why can't I wear cowboy boots?" 'Cause your a horse, that's why! 1.3985 0.04583 261 197 24 40
1279 When he said two for the price of one, it was hard to resist. 1.3985 0.04250 261 187 44 30
1280 Don't blame me for my taste in shoes. You're the one who had me gelded! 1.3985 0.04180 261 185 48 28
1281 I KNOW! Finding a saddle bag to match is gonna be a bitch! 1.3985 0.03888 261 177 64 20
1282 Intellectually, I'm a Democrat, but my ass will always be Republican. 1.3985 0.04036 261 181 56 24
1283 Well if you don’t like them you can just walk! 1.3985 0.03925 261 178 62 21
1284 Yes, they're new, Steve. I guess you can say I'm financially stable." 1.3985 0.04551 261 196 26 39
1285 It’s part of their ‘Home-On-The’ range. 1.3984 0.04520 256 190 30 36
1286 I know loyalty is important - I'm just saying it's time to try another blacksmith. 1.3984 0.03862 256 172 66 18
1287 You're wearing them wrong: green on the right, red on the left. 1.3984 0.04294 256 186 39 31
1288 I just wanted to give you something to "Whoa!" about. 1.3984 0.03979 256 175 60 21
1289 It's horseshoes Hank, not whore shoes 1.3984 0.04417 256 187 36 33
1290 I don't care how they look; they're more comfortable than the iron ones. 1.3984 0.04093 256 178 54 24
1291 What? So you're the only one who gets to have a mid-life crisis? 1.3977 0.03869 259 175 65 19
1292 Can you give 0 stars on Angie’s List? 1.3976 0.04478 254 187 33 34
1293 Gus, I’m gender fluid. Calling me a stud is no longer appropriate. 1.3976 0.04077 254 176 55 23
1294 But with these, I can stylishly evade a posse all day and go right into an evening at the saloon. 1.3976 0.04172 254 181 46 27
1295 Well heck, Besse, if it means that much to you, I’ll refer to you from now on as ‘they’ 1.3976 0.04077 254 176 55 23
1296 It’s the new normal, Carl. 1.3976 0.03842 254 170 67 17
1297 But you seemed to like when that woman was wearing them! 1.3974 0.04217 229 157 53 19
1298 Trigger likes to know when I'm in estrus. 1.3969 0.04439 262 194 32 36
1299 do these shoes make my hips look big? 1.3969 0.03889 257 174 64 19
1300 Would it kill you to put a little whimsy in your giddy-up? 1.3968 0.03758 252 172 63 17
1301 Dang! Zappos got your shoe order wrong again. 1.3968 0.04539 252 187 30 35
1302 I just wandered through the Painted Desert. 1.3968 0.03694 252 176 59 17
1303 Yes, I am non-binary, but I don't think this is an effective way to manifest that." OR "I love them, but--just so you know--I won't be able to gallop as fast. 1.3968 0.04343 252 184 37 31
1304 Stylish, plus the greens go 'clippety" and the reds go "clop." 1.3968 0.04176 252 177 50 25
1305 Don’t judge me. It’s quarantine. I’m bored. I’m discovering myself. 1.3968 0.03982 252 172 60 20
1306 Let’s stay out of the mud today, okay? 1.3966 0.04266 232 161 50 21
1307 What happens on the range stays on the range. 1.3965 0.04265 227 159 47 21
1308 I couldn't say nay. 1.3960 0.04044 250 172 57 21
1309 Now that’s a horse shoe of a different color. 1.3960 0.04083 250 173 55 22
1310 There isn't a lawman west of 5th Avenue who'll be able to track us. 1.3960 0.04083 250 173 55 22
1311 It was a spur of the moment decision... 1.3960 0.04083 250 173 55 22
1312 Which way to the gender reveal party? 1.3960 0.04044 250 172 57 21
1313 Maybe you will think twice before you use my shoes again for some yard game. 1.3960 0.04276 250 178 45 27
1314 And you’re hat is O.K.? 1.3960 0.03580 250 173 61 16
1315 When you searched for "shoes" on Amazon, did you by chance think to try "horseshoes"? 1.3960 0.04313 250 179 43 28
1316 Could you give me a hand with the laces? 1.3960 0.03943 250 172 58 20
1317 Please tell me you bought some protection spray, because we might traven some unpaved roads.” 1.3960 0.04739 250 191 19 40
1318 I wanted happy feet. 1.3960 0.03840 250 167 67 16
1319 No, stilettos are your fantasy. 1.3960 0.04123 250 174 53 23
1320 Are you honestly trying to mansplain horseshoes to ME?! 1.3960 0.03777 250 170 63 17
1321 Yeah, well happy trails to you. 1.3960 0.03964 250 170 61 19
1322 It's a long ride, and this way we can use either restroom. 1.3960 0.04044 250 172 57 21
1323 Half of me wants to stop and the other half wants to go. 1.3960 0.03840 250 175 55 20
1324 The sand is too hot 1.3960 0.04405 250 189 26 35
1325 It’s called fashion, Gerald. Look it up. Then burn that hat. 1.3960 0.04004 250 171 59 20
1326 Don't tell mom. 1.3960 0.04083 250 173 55 22
1327 BOGO sales are targeted at me. 1.3960 0.01189 250 185 56 9
1328 I’m an independent. 1.3953 0.03970 253 173 60 20
1329 I'll walk. 1.3953 0.04009 253 174 58 21
1330 He said these are the latest fashion for summer 1.3953 0.04593 253 190 26 37
1331 I don't want us to win again on choreography and lose on costume. 1.3952 0.03985 248 169 60 19
1332 I couldn't decide so I got them both. 1.3952 0.03775 248 164 70 14
1333 You will NEVER be a horse with NO NAME again. 1.3952 0.03985 248 169 60 19
1334 I said farrier, not Ferragamo! 1.3952 0.04204 248 177 45 26
1335 Some kind of cowboy, you are. You can't shoe a horse, and you can't pick out a decent hat. 1.3952 0.04066 248 171 56 21
1336 Ok, for the World Cup we can switch to blues on my lefts and pinks on my rights. 1.3952 0.04413 248 180 38 30
1337 Oh yeah? Well, you're all shoes, no Lone Ranger. 1.3952 0.04734 248 189 20 39
1338 Sorry, Patches. I know they’re a bit tight, but close counts in horseshoes, right? 1.3952 0.04319 248 180 39 29
1339 Don’t worry. These aren’t my running shoes. 1.3947 0.04521 190 129 47 14
1340 Looks like the old grey mare ain't what s/he used to be. 1.3944 0.02360 251 179 61 11
1341 I won them in a game of horseshoes. 1.3944 0.03951 251 171 61 19
1342 The second pair was 50% off. 1.3944 0.03807 251 170 64 17
1343 If it wasn't for those ridiculous shoes I would be taller! 1.3944 0.04551 251 187 29 35
1344 They make me feel young again. 1.3944 0.03951 251 171 61 19
1345 They're okay, but I really wanted saddle shoes." 1.3944 0.04031 251 173 57 21
1346 Wow! What a s(c)andal! 1.3944 0.04655 251 190 23 38
1347 I'm afraid The West just ain't that wild anymore. 1.3943 0.04048 246 169 57 20
1348 How many times do I have to tell you to stay out of my closet! 1.3943 0.04248 246 174 47 25
1349 You can lead a horse to fashion but you cannot make him chic. 1.3943 0.04007 246 168 59 19
1350 Give me back my hat Ted, you look ridiculous 1.3943 0.04287 246 175 45 26
1351 Those shoes ain’t goin anywhere partner 1.3943 0.04622 246 184 27 35
1352 When you told me I should walk a mile in your shoes, I assumed you were speaking metaphorically. 1.3937 0.04035 254 176 56 22
1353 And I thought I got out of bed on the wrong foot? 1.3936 0.04507 249 184 32 33
1354 Prada’s and Versace? You are the Italian stallion! 1.3936 0.04323 249 179 42 28
1355 Let’s switch back 1.3936 0.04342 249 182 37 30
1356 I did it Bill. I walked a mile in your shoes. You might be gay. 1.3936 0.04210 249 176 48 25
1357 You’re right, the lower heels feel much better. 1.3934 0.03944 244 165 62 17
1358 Please respect my journey. 1.3934 0.03944 244 165 62 17
1359 Didn't expect mules, did you? 1.3934 0.04152 244 170 52 22
1360 Business up front; Party in the back 1.3934 0.04070 244 173 48 23
1361 Sometimes I just want to feel pretty. 1.3934 0.04111 244 169 54 21
1362 You know, that comment spurs another thought. 1.3934 0.04408 244 179 35 30
1363 Yes, the gelding was my choice. 1.3934 0.04408 244 179 35 30
1364 I just feel faster in wingtips. 1.3934 0.04091 244 171 51 22
1365 No name? And you're supposed to carry me to this desert? 1.3934 0.04331 244 177 39 28
1366 I found my sole, mate 1.3934 0.04577 244 181 30 33
1367 Yes well, your hat looks ridiculous. 1.3934 0.03987 244 166 60 18
1368 I wanted something less “clomp clomp” and more “ooh la la.” 1.3929 0.04371 224 157 46 21
1369 Yes Lester, I’m gay. But it doesn’t mean I can’t be your trusty steed. 1.3918 0.03888 245 170 56 19
1370 Says the man with matching guns. 1.3918 0.03621 245 172 56 17
1371 Now you can try mine on. I'll get the nails. 1.3918 0.04098 245 170 54 21
1372 I said "gotta jimmy the shoes", not "get Jimmy Choo's" 1.3911 0.03919 248 181 42 25
1373 I like to dance with the stars. 1.3911 0.02589 248 179 56 13
1374 No, no, I love them, really I do, but shouldn't they match the saddle? 1.3911 0.03999 225 158 49 18
1375 I’m absolutely loving the new blacksmith. 1.3909 0.03909 243 164 63 16
1376 Why gallop when I can chassé? 1.3909 0.04037 243 167 57 19
1377 If I can't tell you, who then? the hat doesn't work 1.3909 0.04243 243 172 47 24
1378 NOW can we do Dressage? 1.3909 0.04121 243 169 53 21
1379 I understand that close is also good enough for hand grenades. 1.3909 0.04735 243 185 21 37
1380 They distract from the fact that I can talk 1.3909 0.04079 243 168 55 20
1381 Maybe he saw how we treat the dogs. 1.3909 0.04735 243 185 21 37
1382 I know my hat's a little ridiculous, but what the hell is up with those socks ? 1.3909 0.04663 243 183 25 35
1383 You dodo! You're suppose to wear the red ones on your right feet. 1.3909 0.04663 243 183 25 35
1384 You know I can't wear your shoes." Patrick Thompson Georgetown, S 1.3909 0.04699 243 186 20 37
1385 I had to fet off because I wasn't high enough. Do those fit? 1.3909 0.04699 243 184 23 36
1386 Looks like your hat likes my shoes 1.3909 0.04477 243 178 35 30
1387 Don't forget or your in big trouble, front heels- Kentucky, back heels- Kansas. 1.3909 0.04571 243 183 26 34
1388 Decisions are tough these days. 1.3909 0.04626 243 182 27 34
1389 - What happened to your shoes? +I was on the President's test! 1.3909 0.04807 243 187 17 39
1390 Is this too dressy for a gender reveal party? 1.3909 0.04243 243 179 36 28
1391 You really went with it with that 10 gallon hat. 1.3909 0.04458 243 180 32 31
1392 Are my shoes really what you should be interested in, Gary? 1.3909 0.04121 243 169 53 21
1393 I don’t want to be known as “The Horse With No Name” anymore. Henceforth I shall be known as “The Horse With Sensible Shoes”. 1.3901 0.04520 182 123 47 12
1394 Thanks for letting this pony express himself. 1.3900 0.03974 241 164 60 17
1395 I got them on Rodeo Drive. 1.3900 0.04144 241 168 52 21
1396 Well yeah,we are two guys in a suit. After three years driving cattle we thought you knew that. 1.3900 0.04186 241 169 50 22
1397 Prada. 1.3900 0.04060 241 166 56 19
1398 Do you prefer he, she or they? 1.3900 0.04060 241 166 56 19
1399 Rodeo Drive wasn’t at all like I expected. 1.3900 0.03930 241 163 62 16
1400 What’s the matter, you’ve never seen horse Choos before? 1.3900 0.04227 241 170 48 23
1401 Why shouldn't cattle herding be fabulous? 1.3900 0.03974 241 164 60 17
1402 All the blacksmiths were closed, so I went to Bloomingdales. 1.3900 0.04017 241 165 58 18
1403 Yes, but do they say, "Rodeo?" 1.3900 0.04348 241 173 42 26
1404 Okay, Okay, you win!! I'll ditch the new sombrero if you deep six those shoes! 1.3900 0.02769 241 175 52 14
1405 Thanks for breaking them in 1.3900 0.04060 241 166 56 19
1406 I’ve been seeing someone else 1.3900 0.04268 241 171 46 24
1407 If the hat stays, the shoes stay. 1.3893 0.04148 244 171 51 22
1408 That's only 5 1/2 feet. 1.3893 0.04573 244 182 29 33
1409 Ok now it’s your turn to walk a mile in my shoes.” 1.3893 0.04003 244 175 46 23
1410 I told the farrier to surprise me. 1.3893 0.03853 244 164 65 15
1411 I thought you said I needed new whores shoes. 1.3893 0.04268 244 174 45 25
1412 get out of there with that hat 1.3893 0.04518 244 183 28 33
1413 Why surprised? This can happens when you have to dress in the dark. 1.3891 0.04570 239 182 23 34
1414 What? Is there something in my teeth? 1.3891 0.04125 239 166 53 20
1415 Says the big hat. 1.3886 0.04813 193 138 35 20
1416 I thought horseshoes were supposed to prevent lameness. 1.3884 0.04469 242 180 31 31
1417 Just one letter off. I ordered horse shoes not house shoes! 1.3884 0.03917 242 173 48 21
1418 You got an endorsement deal? 1.3884 0.04212 242 171 48 23
1419 With the rodeo only a day away, Tom now regretted using a designer blacksmith. 1.3884 0.03917 242 164 62 16
1420 I know you want to express yourself. I just don't think Wyoming is the place to do it. 1.3884 0.04046 242 167 56 19
1421 Which one says unbridled Mustang? 1.3884 0.04046 242 167 56 19
1422 . “It’s complicated.” 1.3884 0.03961 242 168 57 17
1423 It behooves me to say, "Na-a-ay." 1.3882 0.03905 237 165 55 17
1424 They make me feel pretty. 1.3882 0.03882 237 159 64 14
1425 I'm just pony expressing myself. 1.3882 0.04149 237 165 52 20
1426 I like them, but if I'm honest, the pink pair make you look fat. 1.3882 0.04276 237 168 46 23
1427 In this pandemic I get so few chances to dress up. 1.3882 0.04062 237 163 56 18
1428 Well, if you can wear that hat... 1.3882 0.03973 237 161 60 16
1429 Yeah? And I don't like your hat. Get over it. 1.3882 0.03995 237 169 47 21
1430 It was Buy one pair get one free down at the corral night... 1.3882 0.04579 237 178 27 32
1431 Did you forget that the barn dance has been moved BACK a week? 1.3882 0.04599 237 176 30 31
1432 Is tonight an Elvis night or a Dorothy night? 1.3882 0.04192 237 168 47 22
1433 Okay fine, that was an emotional purchase 1.3882 0.04062 237 163 56 18
1434 I can finally tell my left from my right. 1.3882 0.04676 237 178 26 33
1435 I support your weight. Why can't you support my tap dancing? 1.3882 0.04062 237 163 56 18
1436 What goes with my saddle, green or pink? 1.3882 0.04500 237 176 31 30
1437 It's summer. 1.3882 0.04400 237 171 40 26
1438 It’s not my first rodeo, but it is my first endorsement deal. 1.3879 0.04262 214 150 47 17
1439 Yes, we are rejecting rigid shoes--and gendered categorizations. 1.3872 0.04706 235 177 25 33
1440 I know it's the thought that counts but . . . did you ever consider my difficulties dealing with laces? 1.3872 0.04508 235 172 35 28
1441 They were having a yard sale at Hopalong's. 1.3872 0.02978 235 173 46 16
1442 You first. 1.3872 0.04173 235 164 51 20
1443 Business up front, Party in back 1.3872 0.04344 235 168 43 24
1444 I know I’m not Hoss Cartwright but can’t I at least pretend to be? 1.3872 0.04744 235 178 23 34
1445 That’s not PPE 1.3872 0.04725 235 180 20 35
1446 You’re talking to a horse and only worried about the color of my shoes?! 1.3866 0.04048 238 164 56 18
1447 A horse can carry a man, but it’s the shoes that carry the horse. 1.3866 0.04344 238 171 42 25
1448 You'll need nice, new shoes, you said. It's a dressage competition, you said. 1.3865 0.04467 207 145 44 18
1449 So bite me, I happen to like pastels. 1.3863 0.03630 233 166 51 16
1450 Any shoes can be horse shoes. 1.3863 0.03681 233 152 72 9
1451 With a hat like that you have nerve making fun of my shoes 1.3863 0.04241 233 164 48 21
1452 They’re cute shoes. It’s a girl thing . 1.3863 0.04536 233 171 34 28
1453 I mean, really, how often do you look at a horse's shoes? 1.3863 0.04285 233 165 46 22
1454 I’ve got two pairs just like them back at the stable. 1.3863 0.04328 233 166 44 23
1455 What time is your wife back from playin' horseshoes? 1.3863 0.04153 233 162 52 19
1456 What did you do with your $1200? 1.3863 0.04370 233 167 42 24
1457 These shoes? I traded my old ones to some guys who wanted them for a silly game. 1.3853 0.04304 218 152 48 18
1458 Join my Onlyfans to see what's under these kicks. 1.3853 0.04606 231 171 31 29
1459 Am I the first gay horse you’ve owned? 1.3853 0.04266 231 163 47 21
1460 But I love the two-tone look. It even matches my kitchen! 1.3853 0.04544 231 172 30 29
1461 Cowboy Jack is wondering if this will change the sport of horseshoes forever. 1.3853 0.04727 231 174 25 32
1462 Love them! I can't wait to see what you got the pigs! 1.3853 0.04132 231 160 53 18
1463 I thought you said "whore's shoes." 1.3853 0.04266 231 163 47 21
1464 Sacré bleu; so Parisian farrier school was it...? 1.3853 0.03993 231 157 59 15
1465 What? You told me: ‘What’s mine is yours’. 1.3853 0.04266 231 165 44 22
1466 Well, I don't think you're in a position to be giving anyone fashion advice, Ike. 1.3846 0.04312 234 167 44 23
1467 The new blacksmith is from Paris, Texas. 1.3846 0.04269 234 166 46 22
1468 I got them on equine.com. 1.3846 0.04226 234 165 48 21
1469 I have not once mentioned your ridiculous hat. 1.3846 0.04344 208 144 48 16
1470 Now I'm the horse of two different colors. 1.3843 0.04110 229 158 54 17
1471 No more nails in THESE feet! 1.3843 0.04292 229 162 46 21
1472 So I guess you do wear shoe’s 1.3843 0.04676 229 171 28 30
1473 They told me I’d be a very stable animal, so here are my new balances. 1.3843 0.04510 229 167 36 26
1474 Now we need a matching feedbag 1.3843 0.04202 229 160 50 19
1475 I’m finally coming out of the stable, Tex. 1.3842 0.04748 190 135 37 18
1476 New shoes, you said. These will feel great, you said. Did you think I wasn't going to notice? 1.3840 0.04272 237 169 45 23
1477 They broke just by throwing them?!? 1.3836 0.04589 232 172 31 29
1478 With all the closed stores you managed to find some nice shoes Horsy! Impressive. 1.3836 0.04629 232 173 29 30
1479 Go with the green. They bring out the color in your eyes. 1.3836 0.04207 232 163 49 20
1480 Those colors just don't look right for some reason! 1.3836 0.04360 232 179 22 31
1481 Listen, one of us has to be the fashionable one. 1.3836 0.04317 232 168 40 24
1482 I hate when you rush me. 1.3836 0.04423 232 170 36 26
1483 Do these make me look fat? 1.3833 0.04363 227 162 43 22
1484 No one will notice on Zoom. 1.3833 0.04227 227 159 49 19
1485 I thought you said it was formal attire. 1.3833 0.04707 227 170 27 30
1486 I found them in the stable. Tell me what you think? 1.3833 0.04623 227 168 31 28
1487 My blacksmith? Sal Ferragamo. He's new around here. 1.3833 0.04363 227 162 43 22
1488 Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV. 1.3833 0.04110 227 159 50 18
1489 Okay, we need to rethink unsupervised online shopping 1.3833 0.04227 227 159 49 19
1490 You’re right, you should have gotten the pink mittens 1.3833 0.04623 227 173 23 31
1491 What ? I don't see a thing! 1.3833 0.04748 227 171 25 31
1492 It's a dude ranch, cowboy. 1.3833 0.04451 227 164 39 24
1493 Look, Gus-- I may be a horse with no name, but these really say "me". 1.3833 0.03940 227 153 61 13
1494 They sure look better on you than they did on my ex. 1.3833 0.03990 227 154 59 14
1495 We need to have a difficult conversation about the new stable boy. 1.3827 0.04752 196 141 35 20
1496 Oh yeah, Cowboy Snarky? Let's talk about your stupid hat. 1.3826 0.04001 230 157 58 15
1497 That's it. No more Amazon on the barn computer. 1.3826 0.04025 230 160 53 17
1498 Are these vintage Celine SP2018? 1.3826 0.04800 230 178 17 35
1499 Don't force me to wear a mask 1.3826 0.04819 230 176 20 34
1500 You're no dapper Dan yourself, so just hop on up and let's get ourselves over to that barnyard dance. 1.3822 0.04205 225 157 50 18
1501 Now, about this frumpy saddle ... 1.3822 0.04061 225 154 56 15
1502 Do these make me look like less of a stud? 1.3822 0.04158 225 156 52 17
1503 Brilliant! The sheriff will be looking for two men after we rob the bank. 1.3822 0.03861 225 150 64 11
1504 I see you've met the new blacksmith in town! 1.3822 0.03809 225 149 66 10
1505 Like my new Mare Horse Ones? 1.3822 0.04653 225 167 30 28
1506 The farrier thought it would make a fashion statement ! 1.3822 0.04738 225 169 26 30
1507 Did you know how ridiculous you look in that hat? 1.3822 0.04110 225 155 54 16
1508 We agreed on boots, not loafers. 1.3822 0.04696 225 168 28 29
1509 I decided I can't go on living a lie. 1.3822 0.04158 225 156 52 17
1510 I really wanted mules, but the shopkeeper said they weren’t me. 1.3822 0.04252 225 158 48 19
1511 Oh yeah? Well then let's talk about that stunning sombrero, Senor Nifty. 1.3822 0.04110 225 155 54 16
1512 A talking horse and it’s the shoes you think are unreal? 1.3822 0.04158 225 156 52 17
1513 And the blue ones were on sale. 1.3822 0.03704 225 159 54 12
1514 I said "you need new horse shoes" not jimmy choos. 1.3822 0.04479 225 163 38 24
1515 I bet you have 2 more pairs at home just like those. 1.3821 0.04283 212 147 49 16
1516 Definitely, the blue. 1.3812 0.04417 223 160 41 22
1517 What, like you've never seen horse shoes before? 1.3812 0.04085 223 153 55 15
1518 Dress for the job you want 1.3812 0.04134 223 154 53 16
1519 You call that a hat? 1.3812 0.04035 223 152 57 14
1520 I just had a taste of those mushrooms. Why do you ask? 1.3805 0.04047 226 157 53 16
1521 We both prefer mules. 1.3795 0.03655 224 161 48 15
1522 Gucci. I’m the Italian Stallion. 1.3791 0.04345 211 148 46 17
1523 Turns out it’s an even wilder east 1.3789 0.04128 227 158 52 17
1524 Don’t expect any fancy steps. I’ve got two left feet. 1.3788 0.04712 198 143 35 20
1525 One of us is a fashion train wreck and the other one is a horse. 1.3784 0.04192 222 155 50 17
1526 This. This is a horse shoe. 1.3784 0.04564 222 163 34 25
1527 We need to change to my dancing shoes 1.3784 0.04653 222 167 27 28
1528 Ok, but I'd bring some flip-flops in your bag for the reception. 1.3784 0.04192 222 155 50 17
1529 I know this isn’t your first rodeo, but it’s going to be your last! 1.3784 0.03915 222 160 47 15
1530 I want to hip-hop, not clip-clop. 1.3784 0.04288 222 157 46 19
1531 I’m just sick of the same old clippity-clop. 1.3784 0.04044 222 152 56 14
1532 I thought dress up was our special thing 1.3784 0.04192 222 155 50 17
1533 At least I'm not the one in that ridiculous hat! 1.3784 0.04428 222 160 40 22
1534 I love them, but now the saddle looks sort of outdated. 1.3784 0.04335 222 158 44 20
1535 I guess the blacksmith didn't have a complete set. 1.3784 0.04950 222 172 16 34
1536 I thought we were going out. 1.3784 0.04192 222 155 50 17
1537 What? You told me to dress comfortably. 1.3784 0.04192 222 155 50 17
1538 I'm undecided. 1.3778 0.03082 225 164 48 13
1539 This is not a dressage competition. 1.3778 0.04006 225 154 57 14
1540 I decided horseshoes were too common. 1.3773 0.04092 220 156 47 17
1541 Looks like the old gray mare she ain't what she used to be... 1.3773 0.04314 220 156 45 19
1542 What? They only had grey saddles left. 1.3773 0.04118 220 152 53 15
1543 I have an audition for “Equus, The Musical” later. 1.3773 0.04362 220 157 43 20
1544 Don't worry.... the other cowboys will be too busy laughing at your hat to notice.... 1.3773 0.04015 220 150 57 13
1545 Your kids asked to trade so they could play some sort of ring toss. 1.3773 0.04314 220 156 45 19
1546 Yes, TSA will still make you take them off 1.3773 0.04168 220 153 51 16
1547 Do the pink ones make my ass look fat? 1.3773 0.04266 220 155 47 18
1548 Sometimes you just need a little more arch support 1.3769 0.04296 199 137 49 13
1549 No, it does not beat four-of-kind. 1.3769 0.04527 199 141 41 17
1550 Hey, you be you. I’m just saying loafers might not be the best choice for speed and overall performance. 1.3767 0.04366 223 160 42 21
1551 I said 'non-binary.' Look it up. 1.3767 0.04029 223 153 56 14
1552 These are just my pumps. You should see me in heels 1.3767 0.04457 223 162 38 23
1553 Is this your idea of a gender reveal party? 1.3767 0.04177 223 156 50 17
1554 Mules were so last season. Check out these loafers. 1.3767 0.03770 223 162 44 17
1555 I reckon I should've guessed when the farrier drove up in a Tesla" 1.3767 0.04029 223 153 56 14
1556 I'm off to New York City to become a clothes horse 1.3767 0.04457 223 162 38 23
1557 If you can wear that hat....... 1.3767 0.03978 223 152 58 13
1558 Don't be finnicky now. I bought you a new set of shoes. 1.3767 0.04721 223 168 26 29
1559 I'm feeling hot to trot. 1.3767 0.04272 223 158 46 19
1560 Gender is a social construct, Dale. 1.3767 0.03876 223 150 62 11
1561 Yeah my regular guys ‘sbeen shuttered through this whole #covid thing 1.3767 0.04591 223 165 32 26
1562 Are we in a red or blue state? 1.3761 0.04193 218 152 50 16
1563 I know folks will talk . But admit it does add a soupcon of color in these here parts. 1.3761 0.03906 218 153 51 14
1564 'I went with the Mules.' 1.3761 0.04292 218 154 46 18
1565 Tell me your pronouns. 1.3761 0.04193 218 152 50 16
1566 They're no more ridiculous than that hat of yours! 1.3761 0.04341 218 155 44 19
1567 SO THAT'S THE NEW FASHION OF HORSESHOES" 1.3761 0.04804 218 165 24 29
1568 Huh. Well, while we're on the topic: just how many gallons of hat are "practical"? 1.3761 0.04065 218 152 51 15
1569 I have to take my hat off to you, shoes really do maketh the horse. 1.3761 0.04091 218 150 54 14
1570 The economy sure has taken a turn. I’m a horse. 1.3761 0.04891 218 167 20 31
1571 I couldn't decide which pair I liked better. So I got them both. 1.3756 0.04102 221 153 53 15
1572 One foot two foot red foot blue foot. 1.3750 0.04209 224 158 48 18
1573 It was then Bill realized he needed to address his horse's online shopping addiction 1.3750 0.04452 200 141 43 16
1574 You know they can’t see your shoes on Zoom right? 1.3750 0.04319 216 153 45 18
1575 Wasn’t sure which way Texas will go this November... 1.3750 0.04009 216 147 57 12
1576 It was then that Ted realized he’d have to be way more specific with the new farrier. 1.3750 0.04062 216 148 55 13
1577 Who says sensible shoes can't be fabulous 1.3750 0.04167 216 150 51 15
1578 Transgender horse 1.3744 0.04719 219 167 23 29
1579 They're more sensible than that hat. 1.3738 0.03921 214 144 60 10
1580 Imelda called. She wants her shoes back. 1.3738 0.04295 214 151 46 17
1581 It's not clip-clop, clip-clop anymore. It's tip-tap, tip-tap now. 1.3738 0.04244 214 150 48 16
1582 I’ve just been feeling like the west isn’t wild anymore and I thought this might help. 1.3738 0.04086 214 147 54 13
1583 These are ruby slippers and blue suede shoes. What's your hat? 1.3738 0.04244 214 150 48 16
1584 Well, you always said I was a horse of a different color. 1.3738 0.04032 214 146 56 12
1585 Come on, Todd - Lisa and I hired this horse outfit for the fancy dress party and all you could do was put on a HAT?? 1.3738 0.04346 214 152 44 18
1586 The shoes make the mane. 1.3738 0.04244 214 150 48 16
1587 Feels nice to finally dress up and get outside 1.3738 0.03921 214 144 60 10
1588 I have another identical two pairs back in my stable. 1.3737 0.04813 198 146 30 22
1589 I like to throw people off. 1.3737 0.04367 190 131 47 12
1590 They ran out of horseshoes. 1.3726 0.04573 212 155 35 22
1591 I think I still like the zebra heels we saw at the last place 1.3726 0.04217 212 148 49 15
1592 You got it wrong. The reds should be on your left hoofs and the greens on your right. 1.3726 0.04524 212 154 37 21
1593 You can wear those again after Labor Day 1.3726 0.02343 212 160 41 11
1594 Look, if you can accept the fact that I am a talking horse, it shouldn't be much of a stretch to believe I might want color-coordinated shoes." 1.3726 0.04322 212 150 45 17
1595 Your hat makes my shoes look funny. 1.3726 0.04424 212 152 41 19
1596 Relax, they're vegan leather 1.3726 0.04217 212 153 41 18
1597 It’s festive, I’ll give you that. 1.3726 0.04028 212 147 52 13
1598 Well it depends, is it a formal posse or more casual? 1.3726 0.04217 212 148 49 15
1599 Dress for the job you want,” they said 1.3726 0.04110 212 146 53 13
1600 I believed you when you said you could run in anything but I thought you meant mud or snow 1.3721 0.04477 215 156 38 21
1601 This should throw them off our trail. 1.3714 0.04401 210 150 42 18
1602 What’s with the weird hat? 1.3714 0.04297 210 148 46 16
1603 when you can't decide you buy them in both colors....... 1.3714 0.04189 210 146 50 14
1604 I couldn’t resist. Two pair for the price of one. 1.3714 0.04604 210 154 34 22
1605 I just hope it's not too matchy matchy. 1.3714 0.04023 210 143 56 11
1606 Is there a problem? 1.3714 0.03698 210 155 39 16
1607 It’s called fashion George... 1.3714 0.04453 210 151 40 19
1608 You know, we need to do something about your look. Hop on and I'll give you a ride over to see my stylist. That hat has got to go. 1.3714 0.04653 210 155 32 23
1609 So this is what it means to be all dressed up with nowhere to go, huh? 1.3714 0.04297 210 151 43 16
1610 If they aren't made of iron and nailed to my feet, I can't say I care what color they are. 1.3702 0.04103 208 143 53 12
1611 Your hat looks like my penis. 1.3702 0.04734 208 155 29 24
1612 Fine! You’re a “Carrie” 1.3702 0.04879 208 158 23 27
1613 So you’re telling me Dressage has nothing to do with how you dress? 1.3697 0.04384 211 151 42 18
1614 The Old West is dead. 1.3689 0.04185 206 143 50 13
1615 You got your hat. I got my shoes. 1.3689 0.04459 206 148 40 18
1616 Sorry, pal, when I'm wearing Manolo Blahniks you have to ride off into the sunset without me. 1.3689 0.04564 206 150 36 20
1617 They didn’t have the metal ones in my color. 1.3689 0.04241 206 144 48 14
1618 Relax, I used the stud fee. 1.3689 0.04185 206 143 50 13
1619 I am wearing them, so yes, technically they are. 1.3689 0.04297 206 145 46 15
1620 So is your hat, Doug. 1.3689 0.04667 206 152 32 22
1621 You're new here, aren't you? 1.3684 0.04143 209 145 51 13
1622 I told you I as unstable 1.3676 0.04488 204 147 39 18
1623 You wear that hat...I wear these shoes. 1.3676 0.04324 204 144 45 15
1624 Said he with the polka dot undies. 1.3676 0.04488 204 147 39 18
1625 The veterinarian says I’m making good progress in my transition. 1.3676 0.04065 204 142 50 12
1626 Which ones go better with my saddle? 1.3676 0.04324 204 144 45 15
1627 So when did you become the fashion sheriff? 1.3676 0.04542 204 148 37 19
1628 I AM READY FOR THE COONA VIRUS YOKO EICHEL,WOODLAND HILLS, CA 1.3676 0.05140 204 160 13 31
1629 You've been seeing that young mare again, have'nt you 1.3676 0.04379 204 145 43 16
1630 Texas is a swing state this year so I’m hedging my bets 1.3676 0.04488 204 147 39 18
1631 Sorry sir. No mask, no ride 1.3676 0.04488 204 147 39 18
1632 Just because it's work from home, doesn't mean I can't dress up! 1.3676 0.04324 204 146 42 16
1633 You’ve been watching Pimp My Ride again, haven’t you? 1.3676 0.04324 204 144 45 15
1634 It's 2020, don't act like you're surprised. 1.3676 0.04488 204 147 39 18
1635 Like everyone else, I have a full closet and nowhere to go 1.3676 0.04094 204 150 38 16
1636 I think the saleswoman took me for a ride 1.3676 0.04153 204 141 51 12
1637 I’m moving to Brooklyn, Dan 1.3676 0.04094 204 140 53 11
1638 They're orthopedic, ok? 1.3663 0.04626 202 148 34 20
1639 It looks like Biden's in front and Trump's behind. 1.3663 0.04518 202 146 38 18
1640 No, Sheriff. I have no idea where your shoes are. 1.3663 0.04119 202 149 36 17
1641 It’s called retail therapy, Bob. 💁🏻‍♀️ 1.3663 0.04731 202 150 30 22
1642 You’ve changed, Trigger. 1.3663 0.04237 202 141 48 13
1643 Horse, Shoes, Hat, Saddle, Man 1.3659 0.04362 205 146 43 16
1644 " Dang! They mistook 'horseshoes' for "house shoes". 1.3650 0.04493 200 144 39 17
1645 Yeah? Well, I don't like your hat either. 1.3650 0.04264 200 140 47 13
1646 Really? Open-toed shoes. That's sagebrush out there. 1.3650 0.04234 200 142 44 14
1647 Before you say something, these are Manolos and not knock-offs. 1.3650 0.04234 200 145 40 15
1648 Jealous, cowboy? 1.3650 0.04021 200 138 52 10
1649 My hooves my choice 1.3650 0.04234 200 142 44 14
1650 That was a pretty damned discouraging word. 1.3650 0.04264 200 140 47 13
1651 The blue ones 'clip' and the red ones 'clop'. 1.3650 0.04712 200 148 31 21
1652 You're wondering about the shoes, admit it. 1.3650 0.04322 200 141 45 14
1653 What? Do I have something stuck in my teeth? 1.3650 0.04322 200 141 45 14
1654 There's a shoe store charge on my credit card bill. Know anything about it? 1.3650 0.04322 200 141 45 14
1655 I know what you're thinking... I look ridiculous wearing this saddle. 1.3650 0.04322 200 141 45 14
1656 What? You think they would look better with socks? 1.3650 0.04204 200 139 49 12
1657 Trust me. If I just click my hind legs, we'll be back home in Kansas. 1.3650 0.04322 200 141 45 14
1658 What I do in my own time is my own business 1.3650 0.04380 200 142 43 15
1659 Big date tonight? 1.3650 0.03894 200 144 44 12
1660 I tell you Lawrence, it’s the first thing the chicks notice 1.3650 0.04380 200 142 43 15
1661 These gender reveals are really getting out of hand 1.3650 0.04264 200 140 47 13
1662 I’ve got plans. 1.3650 0.04322 200 141 45 14
1663 Well, I think your hat looks ridiculous 1.3650 0.04380 200 142 43 15
1664 You change your hat I'll change my shoes😂. 1.3650 0.04493 200 144 39 17
1665 Saddle up hombre, we're going dancing. 1.3645 0.04277 203 143 46 14
1666 You can't walk into a bar wearing those. 1.3645 0.04277 203 148 38 17
1667 Manolo Blahnik, Jimmy Choo, I can't make up my mind..... 1.3645 0.03858 203 148 41 14
1668 ...and my pronouns are They/Them. 1.3636 0.04580 198 144 36 18
1669 No, they don't make you ankles look fat. 1.3636 0.02471 198 150 39 9
1670 80s night at the rodeo again? 1.3636 0.04231 198 138 48 12
1671 I gotta be me. 1.3636 0.04108 198 136 52 10
1672 I remember some loco weed. Then a cute pony said, " let's paint your toenails," and then I woke up like this. 1.3636 0.04495 198 145 35 18
1673 You told me that to really understand you, I should walk a mile in your shoes. 1.3636 0.04231 198 138 48 12
1674 It ain't about political parties, Tex, and it ain't about gender ambivalence. It's about somebody not knowing how to shoe a horse. 1.3636 0.04409 198 141 42 15
1675 You, look silly in that hat.. 1.3636 0.04467 198 142 40 16
1676 What's your excuse for not having a mask 1.3636 0.04321 198 145 37 16
1677 The hat's a little much, don't you think? 1.3636 0.04467 198 142 40 16
1678 I’m very sorry, Silver, but the Governor says we must socially distance. 1.3636 0.04745 198 147 30 21
1679 Don't ask, Don't tell. 1.3636 0.03645 198 142 46 10
1680 They're different colors so I know which ones to rotate. 1.3636 0.04231 198 138 48 12
1681 I said horseshoes. Those are cross trainers 1.3636 0.04350 198 142 41 15
1682 As soon as you remove that ridiculous hat. 1.3636 0.04231 198 138 48 12
1683 In my defense, they were the only four they had in my size. 1.3636 0.04350 198 140 44 14
1684 I get it. You heard me say I was putting you out to stud, and you think it's party time. 1.3636 0.04524 198 143 38 17
1685 It was BOGO so I figured, "Why not?" 1.3636 0.04636 198 145 34 19
1686 Well, of course you have to break them in first. 1.3636 0.03274 198 147 40 11
1687 Yea......Should have gone with the boots. 1.3636 0.04108 198 136 52 10
1688 Tim, I think we should talk about toxic masculinity. 1.3636 0.04108 198 136 52 10
1689 I’m nonpartisan. 1.3636 0.04350 198 140 44 14
1690 It shouldn't be difficult for you to wrap your head around gender fluidity Jack! 1.3636 0.02901 198 147 41 10
1691 Yeah sure, but first you lose the hat. 1.3636 0.04467 198 142 40 16
1692 You've been seeing that Parisian blacksmith again, haven't you? 1.3632 0.04362 201 143 43 15
1693 Have you been using my Amazon account, again?" 1.3632 0.04530 201 146 37 18
1694 Don't tell me. This is your first rodeo. 1.3632 0.04305 201 142 45 14
1695 Listen Bill, in all our years I never mentioned the hat. You’re going to need to give me this 1.3632 0.04305 201 142 45 14
1696 Yes, I've been seeing someone else. How did you know? 1.3627 0.04145 204 142 50 12
1697 It’s called fashion, Walker. Look it up. 1.3627 0.04481 204 148 38 18
1698 Well, come on, Joe, I don't think rhinestone cowboys should have all the fun. 1.3627 0.04260 204 144 46 14
1699 I didn't say whores' shoes, Buck! 1.3622 0.04612 196 143 35 18
1700 With a long sigh, Hank whispered to himself, "Well, horses actually are red-green colorblind." 1.3622 0.04497 196 141 39 16
1701 No really, they actually make you faster. 1.3622 0.04319 196 138 45 13
1702 What do you mean they don't match? I was lucky to find ANY shoes in your size! 1.3622 0.04438 196 140 41 15
1703 It’s for the gender reveal party. They’re having twins. 1.3622 0.04258 196 137 47 12
1704 They were buy one pair get one free. 1.3622 0.04438 196 140 41 15
1705 Why don’t you ever wear the heels I bought you for your birthday? 1.3622 0.04497 196 141 39 16
1706 Oh God, I can't feel my toes! 1.3622 0.04497 196 141 39 16
1707 These shoes were made for walkin', Ted. 1.3618 0.04332 199 141 44 14
1708 You like them? I got them on Rodeo Drive. 1.3618 0.04390 199 142 42 15
1709 Do these shoes make me look fat? 1.3618 0.04390 199 142 42 15
1710 Come on, you promised...and I’m wearing my dancing shoes. 1.3618 0.04332 199 141 44 14
1711 You know, I think you should have chosen the saddle shoes. 1.3618 0.04153 199 138 50 11
1712 Let's see them call me a dark horse now. 1.3618 0.04273 199 140 46 13
1713 I haven’t seen my feet in years. 1.3618 0.04561 199 145 36 18
1714 You didn't check the mirror before you left the stable, did you? 1.3618 0.04670 199 147 32 20
1715 Technically, that’s salsa. The trot is red, red blue, blue. 1.3618 0.04505 199 144 38 17
1716 I never asked why your hat is so large. 1.3618 0.04361 199 144 39 16
1717 The lumbar support in horseshoes is terrible 1.3618 0.04505 199 144 38 17
1718 Because the high heels were killing me, that's why. 1.3618 0.04390 199 142 42 15
1719 So you think Texas is a swing state too? 1.3618 0.04505 199 144 38 17
1720 I was hoping for a kitten heel but the smithy said they'd exasperate my charley horse. 1.3618 0.04390 199 142 42 15
1721 Would it kill you to change out of your work clothes on date night? 1.3618 0.04213 199 139 48 12
1722 One day every horse will be wearing shoes and we’ll be rich. 1.3618 0.04213 199 139 48 12
1723 I didn’t know they were yours. 1.3614 0.04229 202 144 44 14
1724 This always happens when you order shoes online. 1.3614 0.04344 202 146 40 16
1725 That's what happens when you order online. 1.3614 0.04511 202 147 37 18
1726 I borrowed them from your girlfriend when you said I needed some whore's shoes. 1.3608 0.04586 194 141 36 17
1727 I heard the blacksmiths had go through diversity training 1.3608 0.04868 194 146 26 22
1728 Seriously, how often do you really look at a man's shoes? 1.3608 0.04701 194 143 32 19
1729 Neither one. I like the stilettos better. 1.3608 0.04316 194 139 41 14
1730 I didn’t hear you come home last night. 1.3608 0.04158 194 134 50 10
1731 I found the shoes at the bridle shop. 1.3608 0.04061 194 140 41 13
1732 I think the expression is “Horse of a Different Color”, not “Horse Shoes of a Different Color.” 1.3608 0.04644 194 142 34 18
1733 Sure, they're comfortable. But that's not the point now, is it? 1.3608 0.04527 194 140 38 16
1734 So sue me for trying to spice up the relationship a bit. 1.3608 0.04408 194 138 42 14
1735 They didn't have any in purple. 1.3608 0.04158 194 134 50 10
1736 These don’t even f*cking match, Dale. 1.3604 0.04301 197 139 45 13
1737 Mules. I should have gotten mules. 1.3600 0.04541 200 146 36 18
1738 You would tell me if I looked ridiculous, right? 1.3600 0.04314 200 142 44 14
1739 they were out of brown....... 1.3596 0.04492 203 148 37 18
1740 I need a new saddle. 1.3596 0.04212 203 143 47 13
1741 You don’t say a word about my horse slippers and I will forgo all my jokes regarding the short cowboy with the ridiculous hat taller than he is. 1.3594 0.04588 192 142 32 18
1742 You specifically said, ‘Let’s play a game of horseshoes,’ 1.3594 0.04118 192 132 51 9
1743 You forgot your socks. 1.3594 0.04558 192 139 37 16
1744 Funny story, actually—turns out, my front hooves are slightly bigger than my hind hooves. 1.3594 0.04498 192 138 39 15
1745 All you needed was a mask. 1.3594 0.04848 192 144 27 21
1746 Did you have too much pizzaz for your posse too? 1.3594 0.04558 192 139 37 16
1747 I'm gonna need an Italian saddle now. 1.3590 0.04808 156 110 36 10
1748 You're probably wondering, why not boots? 1.3590 0.04141 195 135 50 10
1749 Which pair goes best with my saddle? 1.3590 0.04141 195 140 42 13
1750 At least you’re not wearing the crocs anymore... 1.3590 0.04109 195 137 47 11
1751 Don't judge me. 1.3579 0.04404 190 135 42 13
1752 Is that what you're going to wear? 1.3579 0.04710 190 140 32 18
1753 Oh, these? 1.3579 0.04211 190 132 48 10
1754 If this is a gender reveal, I’m confused. 1.3579 0.04651 190 139 34 17
1755 No offense, but the hat screams 'Napoleon complex'. 1.3579 0.04404 190 135 42 13
1756 Does my saddle look too tight? 1.3579 0.04341 190 134 44 12
1757 Red is for port. Green is for starboard. Go back and try again. 1.3579 0.04590 190 138 36 16
1758 I told you there was no hoof support in those, but no, you had to have them 1.3579 0.04276 190 133 46 11
1759 Have You Been in my Closet? 1.3579 0.04467 190 136 40 14
1760 Trigger, the red shoes are darling. The green ones, meh. 1.3579 0.04144 190 133 47 10
1761 horse shoes?.... I thought you said house shoes. 1.3579 0.04769 190 141 30 19
1762 While you may be an Old Cowhand from the Rio Grande, I'm a Prancing Stallion from Manhattan. So there!" 1.3579 0.04467 190 136 40 14
1763 I'm a horse of different colors. 1.3579 0.04211 190 132 48 10
1764 Step one: THINK like a triple crown winner! 1.3575 0.03804 179 135 32 12
1765 Business in the front, rodeo in the back. 1.3575 0.04231 193 140 39 14
1766 Would You want to wear steel shoes? 1.3575 0.04418 193 138 41 14
1767 Actually, I'm a horse of two different colors! 1.3575 0.04656 193 142 33 18
1768 Think we ordered from the same catalog! 1.3575 0.04882 193 146 25 22
1769 You really don't think they make my butt look big? 1.3575 0.04656 193 142 33 18
1770 I just needed to feel like a filly again, you know? 1.3571 0.04124 196 136 50 10
1771 The virus stole my sense of taste 1.3564 0.04498 188 135 39 14
1772 That’s when it occurred to Barton that he’d forgotten one crucial word in his online search for horseshoes. 1.3564 0.04370 188 133 43 12
1773 They were out of horseshoes 1.3564 0.04370 188 133 43 12
1774 I just hope my wife doesn't see us. 1.3564 0.04370 188 133 43 12
1775 I know they’re yours, and I’ll take them off when you start wearing a mask. 1.3564 0.04237 188 138 36 14
1776 I couldn't decide so I bought both. 1.3560 0.04126 191 132 50 9
1777 Well sure, but you didn’t say WHERE the different color had to be. 1.3560 0.04747 191 142 30 19
1778 You didn't specify which type of horseshoe, Pete. 1.3560 0.04258 191 134 46 11
1779 What? They came in his & hers 1.3560 0.04862 191 144 26 21
1780 Because iron is, like, sooooo last century! 1.3557 0.04338 194 138 43 13
1781 Horses are dichromatic, not colorblind pardner. 1.3557 0.03205 194 144 41 9
1782 I know, I know...drunk shopping online again. 1.3550 0.04188 200 141 47 12
1783 We are NOT getting a saddle to match your shoes! 1.3550 0.04306 200 143 43 14
1784 They’re Mare Jordans 1.3548 0.04196 186 129 48 9
1785 No, I have never heard of a "gender-reveal" promenade. 1.3548 0.04593 186 135 36 15
1786 Have you been reading Doctor Seuss again? 1.3548 0.04593 186 135 36 15
1787 Who said you could wear open-toed shoes? 1.3548 0.04718 186 137 32 17
1788 You're wearing a penis on your head and you're criticizing my look? 1.3548 0.04656 186 136 34 16
1789 What do you mean you identify as non-binary? 1.3548 0.04464 186 133 40 13
1790 I you are wearing that hat then I am wearing these shoes 1.3548 0.04656 186 136 34 16
1791 You have your hat. I have my shoes. 1.3548 0.04332 186 131 44 11
1792 This way we’ll cover our tracks . 1.3548 0.04464 186 133 40 13
1793 Despite my best efforts, I still feel like I have two left feet. 1.3548 0.04399 186 132 42 12
1794 You’ll have to show me what’s under that hat first. 1.3545 0.03907 189 135 44 10
1795 Trigger? I told you that you can't be both a Republican and a Democrat! 1.3545 0.04723 189 140 31 18
1796 You'll never guess what they're out of. 1.3545 0.04219 189 132 47 10
1797 You're not the only one that gets bored. 1.3545 0.04083 189 130 51 8
1798 I’d say the front pair is a little bit Country and the back a little bit Rock ‘N Roll. 1.3545 0.04350 189 134 43 12
1799 This must be your first rodeo....? 1.3545 0.04602 189 138 35 16
1800 I love shoes and I love shopping. So shoot me. 1.3545 0.04350 189 134 43 12
1801 It's 2020 Dale. Hop on or back off. 1.3545 0.04540 189 137 37 15
1802 The only reason you’re still taller than me is because you’re in heels 1.3545 0.04840 189 142 27 20
1803 I see you've been to the Shoe Barn 1.3545 0.04350 189 134 43 12
1804 I would go with the designer pair. 1.3545 0.04350 189 136 40 13
1805 Stand behind me and say that again. 1.3545 0.04540 189 137 37 15
1806 Too wild? 1.3545 0.04350 189 134 43 12
1807 Should I go with the satin or velvet saddle? 1.3545 0.04415 189 135 41 13
1808 My pronouns are they, them. 1.3545 0.04540 189 137 37 15
1809 Why the long hat, Fred? 1.3545 0.04602 189 138 35 16
1810 No big deal, I'm colorblind. 1.3545 0.04219 189 132 47 10
1811 I know they aren’t practical, but I got a terrific deal. 1.3545 0.04252 189 140 34 15
1812 As a Texan, I'm undecided in 2020. 1.3545 0.04415 189 135 41 13
1813 Well--more practical than the high heals 1.3545 0.02003 189 139 46 4
1814 I’m leaving you to pursue my career in tap dancing 1.3545 0.04350 189 136 40 13
1815 I guess that’s why you don’t name a horse Imelda 1.3545 0.04540 189 137 37 15
1816 When Jimmy woke up he realised that maybe he did not have that drunken threesome after all. 1.3545 0.04540 189 137 37 15
1817 Hey cowboy, my eyes are up here! 1.3542 0.04366 192 137 42 13
1818 Like my mules? 1.3538 0.04440 195 141 39 15
1819 Oh, says the guy with no girlfriend and leather chaps. 1.3533 0.04429 184 131 41 12
1820 I guess the new smith, didn't know if you were a mare or a gelding? 1.3532 0.04782 201 153 25 23
1821 Hey man, I don’t see color. 1.3532 0.04569 201 149 33 19
1822 You didn't like the flip-flops either. 1.3529 0.04572 187 136 36 15
1823 When the other ‘boys said you were “all hat, no cattle,” they didn’t know the half of it. 1.3529 0.04444 187 134 40 13
1824 Damn autocorrect! I meant galloping around town, NOT galavanting around town 1.3529 0.04280 187 134 41 12
1825 They're my dancing shoes. 1.3526 0.04395 190 136 41 13
1826 Which go best with my saddle -- the pink or the green? 1.3526 0.04168 190 135 44 11
1827 What? You said I needed new shoes. 1.3526 0.04331 190 135 43 12
1828 You're the one who had me gelded,so cut me a little slack here. 1.3526 0.04267 190 134 45 11
1829 They're supposed to increase horsepower by 5 percent. 1.3526 0.04458 190 137 39 14
1830 ... and now I can't get them off 1.3526 0.04581 190 139 35 16
1831 « I thought the bowling lanes let you keep them, no horsing around!» 1.3526 0.04581 190 139 35 16
1832 It's called fashion, Steve. 1.3523 0.04409 193 139 40 14
1833 It does hide the bald spot. 1.3523 0.04222 193 136 46 11
1834 Lovely, but you couldn’t find your saddle shoes? 1.3523 0.04470 193 140 38 15
1835 Metal is soo yesterday. 1.3523 0.04285 193 137 44 12
1836 Well, I don't like your hat. 1.3516 0.04850 182 136 28 18
1837 We'll need to rotate them every thousand miles or so. 1.3516 0.04526 182 131 38 13
1838 If you tell me where you bought your hat I’ll tell you where I bought my shoes. 1.3516 0.04526 182 131 38 13
1839 No Roy, I didn't say "whore's shoes." 1.3516 0.04723 182 134 32 16
1840 What name did they say again, Dorothy or Elvis? 1.3516 0.04974 182 138 24 20
1841 Blacksmith's working from home. 1.3516 0.04390 182 129 42 11
1842 Oh, yeah? Well I think your hat looks stupid. 1.3516 0.04250 182 127 46 9
1843 Lose the hat first, then we can talk. 1.3516 0.04593 182 132 36 14
1844 Yeah, I know. A talking horse. 1.3516 0.03141 182 137 36 9
1845 What, do I have something in my teeth? 1.3516 0.04390 182 129 42 11
1846 Elvis a coming and Judy Garland a going. 1.3516 0.04723 182 134 32 16
1847 You're really gonna judge me with that hat on? 1.3516 0.04659 182 133 34 15
1848 Am I too hot to trot? 1.3516 0.04787 182 135 30 17
1849 Everything isn't always black and white, partner. 1.3515 0.04924 165 121 30 14
1850 Now that I gave you those horseshoes you wanted, you expect me to carry you? 1.3500 0.05012 180 137 23 20
1851 Well if you must know, my mother was part Lipizzaner. What’s your excuse for the hat? 1.3500 0.04277 180 126 45 9
1852 Ever have one of those days when you just can't make up your mind? 1.3500 0.04054 180 123 51 6
1853 I’m a horseshoe influencer. 1.3500 0.04626 180 131 35 14
1854 I guess you heard they are shooting this western in technicolor? 1.3500 0.04130 180 134 34 12
1855 Bad news. The dancing bear got the job. 1.3497 0.04637 183 134 34 15
1856 Look, you can lead me to water, but I’ll make sure I look damn good getting there! 1.3497 0.04506 183 132 38 13
1857 Okay, now you go walk a mile in my shoes. 1.3483 0.04451 178 127 40 11
1858 These are horseshoes version 2.0 1.3483 0.04660 178 135 26 17
1859 Sockless too - on point buddy. 1.3483 0.04521 178 128 38 12
1860 Hopefully this draws attention away from the fact that you can talk. 1.3483 0.04925 178 134 26 18
1861 My blacksmith was a bit of a shoe freak. What's your excuse for the hat? 1.3483 0.04794 178 132 30 16
1862 Well, the blue pair bring out your eyes, but the pink pair go with your giant erection 1.3483 0.04625 178 134 28 16
1863 You said we were going out tonight. 1.3483 0.03669 178 127 44 7
1864 Oh! But the hat IS au courant? 1.3483 0.04521 178 128 38 12
1865 Of course they’re expensive and uncomfortable, they’re Jimmy Horse-Choos. . 1.3483 0.04727 178 131 32 15
1866 Take them off before you come in the house. 1.3466 0.04103 176 121 49 6
1867 Well, you said I needed new shoes. 1.3466 0.04334 176 124 43 9
1868 The red ones.” 1.3466 0.04624 176 128 35 13
1869 Seriously? Now you tell me? Had I known we were walking, I would have never worn these shoes. 1.3464 0.04569 179 130 36 13
1870 I’m tired of them taking my damn shoes! Let’s see them play horseshoes with these. 1.3464 0.04430 179 128 40 11
1871 Home on the range...where perhaps more discouraging words should be heard. 1.3457 0.04406 162 113 42 7
1872 Don't judge me. They were buy one, get one free. 1.3457 0.05130 162 122 24 16
1873 I'm a horse, these are shoes. Doesn't get simpler than that. 1.3455 0.04439 165 116 41 8
1874 Are we going to have a problem with this? 1.3455 0.04602 165 118 37 10
1875 So, this must be your first rodeo. 1.3448 0.04513 174 125 38 11
1876 Somebody pitched the old ones. 1.3448 0.04867 174 130 28 16
1877 Do you think the red ones make my haunches look big? 1.3448 0.04513 174 130 30 14
1878 It was Amazon Prime day 1.3448 0.04658 174 127 34 13
1879 Do these colors wash me out? 1.3448 0.04363 174 130 33 11
1880 This wasn't what I had in mind when I gave you money to go get shoed. 1.3448 0.04658 174 127 34 13
1881 I got tired of TSA frisking me every time I went through a metal detector.. 1.3448 0.04513 174 125 38 11
1882 The blacksmith was closed. 1.3448 0.04513 174 125 38 11
1883 I have a date later. 1.3448 0.04325 174 130 31 13
1884 Do these red shoes make my ass look big? 1.3448 0.04729 174 128 32 14
1885 No, those shoes don't make you look fat. 1.3448 0.04586 174 126 36 12
1886 They said the green ones were better for “clipping” and the red ones better for “clopping” 1.3448 0.04729 174 128 32 14
1887 New shoes,Bob? 1.3448 0.04729 174 128 32 14
1888 I just need to know, is there an end game? 1.3448 0.04798 174 129 30 15
1889 Are these too gay? 1.3448 0.04867 174 130 28 16
1890 Alex... Peggy... Your costume is seamless... 1.3448 0.04658 174 127 34 13
1891 In hindsight... well I don’t have hindsight 1.3448 0.04439 174 124 40 10
1892 So what you’re saying is you want me to tap my front hoof if it’s a boy? And my back hoof if it’s a girl? 1.3448 0.04363 174 128 34 12
1893 Didn’t they say it was a fancy-dress posse? 1.3448 0.05002 174 132 24 18
1894 I’m wearing them because I’M the one doing all of the walking, Jim! 1.3448 0.04798 174 129 30 15
1895 It’s who I am 1.3448 0.04513 174 125 38 11
1896 Listen Eric, my wife's gonna be home any minute now. So if you don't put everything back, she's gonna think somethings up. 1.3448 0.04550 174 128 33 13
1897 And I suppose you'll be wanting new saddlebags now too! 1.3448 0.04586 174 126 36 12
1898 Sure. As long as you feel well supported. 1.3448 0.02661 174 130 38 6
1899 The constant clippety-clop was driving me crazy. 1.3436 0.04717 163 118 34 11
1900 Let's just say my two previous riders won't be needin' these anymore. 1.3430 0.04835 172 128 29 15
1901 I’m gay. I’m your gay horse. Deal with it. 1.3430 0.04692 172 126 33 13
1902 So my dressage lesson isn't today? 1.3430 0.04692 172 126 33 13
1903 We're not going anywhere so why can't I wear my house shoes? 1.3430 0.04470 172 123 39 10
1904 The blacksmith was closed, so I went to Lady Foot Locker. 1.3430 0.04692 172 126 33 13
1905 Don't you step on my blue suede shoes, or you'll be seein' the red ones 1.3430 0.04692 172 126 33 13
1906 Why aren’t you wearing socks? 1.3430 0.04470 172 123 39 10
1907 Do these shoes make my butt look big? 1.3430 0.04619 172 125 35 12
1908 I like your hat, Steve. 1.3430 0.04545 172 124 37 11
1909 The horseshoe selection was great, but these were half off. 1.3430 0.04393 172 122 41 9
1910 Yes, a horse divided against itself can, in fact, stand 1.3430 0.04905 172 129 27 16
1911 I love a BOGO 1.3430 0.05042 172 131 23 18
1912 Just try the sequinned vest I got you. 1.3430 0.04393 172 122 41 9
1913 Sure, they look great, but the heels are killing me. 1.3430 0.04545 172 124 37 11
1914 The blacksmith thought I said “whore shoes”. 1.3430 0.04974 172 130 25 17
1915 I couldn’t decide so I bought both colors. 1.3430 0.04545 172 124 37 11
1916 I finally found a ferrier who carries Ferragamos. 1.3430 0.04545 172 124 37 11
1917 Do you ever feel like you just don’t fit in—no matter where you go or what you do? 1.3430 0.04692 172 126 33 13
1918 Fine. I’ll take back the Ferragamos but I’m keeping the Jimmy Choos. 1.3430 0.04619 172 125 35 12
1919 Cliff! This is a DUDE ranch! 1.3430 0.04470 172 123 39 10
1920 You're drunk Harold. Go home 1.3430 0.04315 172 121 43 8
1921 They are the new Mare Jordans. 1.3430 0.04764 172 127 31 14
1922 Nope, I don't think they make you look fat." 1.3429 0.04267 175 135 25 15
1923 But without them my feet hurt 1.3429 0.05043 175 134 22 19
1924 OK, I'll change my hat if you promise to take me into town. 1.3429 0.04029 175 129 36 10
1925 Do you think plaid or paisley for my saddle? 1.3429 0.04418 175 125 40 10
1926 I was hoping for some matching saddle shoes. 1.3429 0.04343 175 124 42 9
1927 What? I'm trying to be more bipartisan. 1.3429 0.04635 175 128 34 13
1928 Let's dance. 1.3429 0.04267 175 123 44 8
1929 These are so uncomfortable I’d rather have nails driven into my hoofs 1.3429 0.04564 175 127 36 12
1930 This is the last time I go to the bar with you. 1.3429 0.04564 175 127 36 12
1931 I don’t mention your hat, why you mention my shoes? 1.3429 0.04492 175 126 38 11
1932 I don't know how you walk in these things! 1.3412 0.04653 170 124 34 12
1933 I've let you rein me in for too long, Greg. 1.3412 0.04578 170 123 36 11
1934 I'm guessing this must be a dude ranch. 1.3412 0.04344 170 123 38 9
1935 Well Scout, let's head home. Remember , what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. 1.3412 0.04653 170 124 34 12
1936 Too matchy-matchy-matchy-matchy? 1.3412 0.04728 170 125 32 13
1937 The lady blacksmith had new ideas. 1.3412 0.04653 170 124 34 12
1938 I’ll be darned. They really are one size fits all! 1.3412 0.04578 170 123 36 11
1939 But, this IS the real me, Gary. . 1.3412 0.04344 170 120 42 8
1940 Look, Ted, I’m just saying it’s high time we horses reclaim the whole ‘of a different color’ thing. 1.3412 0.03787 170 128 32 10
1941 I don’t care if they’re comfortable.... they’re not practical... 1.3412 0.04462 170 124 35 11
1942 True, 2 pair beat a pair. 1.3410 0.04523 173 125 37 11
1943 Ferragamo's ? Really ? 1.3410 0.04949 173 131 25 17
1944 HORSE SHOES! Jack-ass. I said "HORSE SHOES!" 1.3410 0.04881 173 130 27 16
1945 I swear I’ll never touch corn liquor agin 1.3410 0.04255 173 124 40 9
1946 Nice, huh? I have two pair just like them back at the stable. 1.3410 0.03661 173 131 32 10
1947 I suppose next you'll be wanting a surry with the fringe on top. 1.3410 0.04255 173 124 40 9
1948 Sorry, I woke up late and had to get ready in the dark. 1.3410 0.04448 173 124 39 10
1949 I’m definitely going to need orthotics. 1.3410 0.04523 173 125 37 11
1950 They say you need to walk in a persons shoes to really understand them. 1.3410 0.04523 173 125 37 11
1951 What do you think? Blue for lazy days around the barn. Red for nights out on the range. 1.3410 0.04295 173 122 43 8
1952 Metal shoes are so passe, Billy." 1.3410 0.04448 173 127 36 10
1953 I’ve found a new farrier. 1.3410 0.04949 173 131 25 17
1954 The metal ones were killing me. 1.3410 0.04372 173 123 41 9
1955 Who cares, Slim? No one can see my feet during this ridiculous ZOOM MEETING RODEO anyway... 1.3410 0.04597 173 126 35 12
1956 Can you tie them for me? 1.3409 0.04470 176 127 38 11
1957 We were playing horseshoes 1.3400 0.04990 150 110 29 11
1958 Which ones bring out my eyes? 1.3396 0.04873 159 117 30 12
1959 I decided to treat myself. 1.3393 0.04688 168 123 33 12
1960 With some venture capital funding, I can really disrupt the horseshoe industry. 1.3393 0.04414 168 122 36 10
1961 You seriously didn't think I was going to wear heels on the trail, did you Earl? 1.3393 0.04373 168 119 41 8
1962 Well, if you can wear that silly thing... 1.3393 0.05124 168 129 21 18
1963 I see you’ve been shopping on the internet again. 1.3393 0.04373 168 119 41 8
1964 Sam, next time you Google, it's spelled "farrier" 1.3393 0.04373 168 119 41 8
1965 Yes, I'm now a horse of a different color. 1.3393 0.04688 168 123 33 12
1966 Which ones say, "yipee ki yay?" 1.3393 0.03945 168 119 43 6
1967 Why yes, I am a Gift Horse! So why are you looking me in the face? 1.3393 0.04533 168 121 37 10
1968 I wasn't sure what you were wearing. 1.3393 0.04122 168 116 47 5
1969 I am never going to that blacksmith again. 1.3393 0.04332 168 121 38 9
1970 Maybe you should walk a mile in mine now. 1.3392 0.04323 171 121 42 8
1971 I prefer "they," "them" and "their." 1.3385 0.05300 130 95 26 9
1972 What? You told me "If only you were in my shoes"! 1.3376 0.04913 157 116 29 12
1973 You look like a horse’s ass in that hat! 1.3373 0.04723 166 122 32 12
1974 I got dressed in the dark this morning 1.3373 0.04645 166 121 34 11
1975 I’m just horsin’ around. 1.3373 0.04566 166 122 33 11
1976 Sorry, I can't go cattle rustling with my Gucci's... 1.3373 0.04723 166 122 32 12
1977 Turns out you nail about anything to a hoof and call it a shoe. 1.3373 0.04403 166 118 40 8
1978 I just had my Hoofs done... 1.3373 0.04723 166 127 24 15
1979 The matching saddlebag will be a challenge. 1.3373 0.04486 166 119 38 9
1980 Don’t worry, they won’t see them on Zoom! 1.3373 0.04403 166 118 40 8
1981 And all these years I thought you were coloredblind! 1.3373 0.04645 166 121 34 11
1982 I won them playing horseshoes. 1.3373 0.04234 166 118 41 7
1983 You know, I didn't say anything when you tried culottes. 1.3373 0.04320 166 117 42 7
1984 So you couldn’t take the time to find a coordinating saddle? 1.3373 0.04486 166 119 38 9
1985 It was a BOGO, Hank 1.3373 0.04723 166 122 32 12
1986 And my preferred pronouns are they/them. 1.3373 0.04277 166 121 36 9
1987 I'm sorry Bill I just don't see why we would waste a good nail, these fit just fine. 1.3373 0.04277 166 119 39 8
1988 Frank, I’ve logged you out of our Prime account. It’s for your own good. 1.3373 0.04566 166 120 36 10
1989 Well...you’re not even a real cowboy 1.3373 0.04950 166 125 26 15
1990 Why the long face, Harold? Didn’t get to the Nordstrom’s sale in time? 1.3373 0.04645 166 121 34 11
1991 You always have to show me up, don't you? 1.3373 0.04432 169 121 39 9
1992 Is it too much? 1.3373 0.04432 169 121 39 9
1993 The humiliation you’ll get used to. The hard part’s gonna be breakin’ them in. 1.3373 0.04352 169 120 41 8
1994 Stop pouting. I promise I won't stretch 'em out. 1.3373 0.04352 169 120 41 8
1995 Where do you get off saying I look stupid in this hat? 1.3354 0.05351 164 129 15 20
1996 No, it’s not a phallic symbol and I’m not trying to outshine you. 1.3354 0.05137 164 126 21 17
1997 At least you didn't wear socks. 1.3354 0.05137 164 126 21 17
1998 A different color indeed. 1.3354 0.04476 164 122 31 11
1999 They were out of the black ones 1.3354 0.04680 164 120 33 11
2000 Is that a ten gallon hat or are you just happy to see me? 1.3354 0.04680 164 120 33 11
2001 The saddle shoes didn’t come in cool colors. 1.3354 0.04434 164 122 31 11
2002 You sure you wanna go there, hat boy? 1.3354 0.04600 164 119 35 10
2003 Just breaking them in. 1.3354 0.04349 164 116 41 7
2004 Even the horses are divided. 1.3354 0.04837 164 122 29 13
2005 Home on the strange. 1.3354 0.04990 164 124 25 15
2006 My therapist told me to be myself, but I need shoes for that. 1.3354 0.04759 164 121 31 12
2007 Seriously, that's the hat you went with? 1.3354 0.04262 164 115 43 6
2008 Okay, slow down, you and your sister came across a wizard and then what? 1.3354 0.04518 164 118 37 9
2009 You’re not the horse I rode in on. 1.3354 0.04434 164 117 39 8
2010 I know what you are thinking but this is part of who I am. 1.3354 0.04914 164 123 27 14
2011 Step aside, Bucko. I don’t see a badge that says ‘Fashion Police.’ 1.3354 0.04680 164 120 33 11
2012 Um, no. I haven’t seen Vicki and Susan anywhere. Why are you asking? 1.3354 0.04914 164 123 27 14
2013 A horse with no name brands. 1.3353 0.04997 167 127 24 16
2014 I'm announcing my candidacy for presidential election as the real stable genius. #RealStableGenius 1.3353 0.04622 167 122 34 11
2015 You've heard of a clothes horse? I like shoes. 1.3333 0.04716 162 119 32 11
2016 Casual Friday. 1.3333 0.04495 165 119 37 9
2017 Some people see four blue shoes and some see four pink shoes. 1.3333 0.04656 165 121 33 11
2018 Yep, I prefer these to loafers as well, but it's always a bitch tying the laces 1.3333 0.03579 165 124 34 7
2019 I know the Jimmy Choos don't go with the Louboutin's, but I just couldn't decide... 1.3333 0.04465 162 116 38 8
2020 Well, Butch, I'm a gelding. What else do you suggest I do for excitement? 1.3333 0.04735 165 122 31 12
2021 I assume those shoes are made for walking? 1.3333 0.04796 162 120 30 12
2022 Too metro? 1.3333 0.04108 165 120 38 7
2023 Whatever it is you’re looking for in Hollywood—I hope you find it. 1.3333 0.04954 162 122 26 14
2024 You miss her, don't you? 1.3333 0.03527 165 128 28 9
2025 Don't blame me if you're too cheap to hire a real blacksmith. 1.3333 0.04108 165 122 34 9
2026 I wanted some slip-on options for when you’re not around 1.3333 0.04576 165 120 35 10
2027 It’s to cover my tracks! 1.3333 0.04412 165 118 39 8
2028 Saddle shoes aren’t as comfortable as I thought 1.3333 0.04495 165 119 37 9
2029 You said Rodeo Drive. 1.3313 0.04691 163 120 32 11
2030 Really Doug? Spurs? I thought we had an agreement! 1.3313 0.04691 163 120 32 11
2031 I'm taking up tap-dancing. 1.3313 0.04691 163 120 32 11
2032 I don’t wear socks in the summer. 1.3313 0.04691 163 120 32 11
2033 It turned out to be a nail saloon 1.3313 0.04442 163 117 38 8
2034 You think they clash with my saddle? 1.3313 0.04527 163 118 36 9
2035 I thought you said this was "business casual" 1.3313 0.04771 163 121 30 12
2036 Don’t worry, you can’t see them on Zoom. 1.3313 0.04752 160 118 31 11
2037 It’s called fashion. Ever heard of it? 1.3313 0.04752 160 118 31 11
2038 Now get me some pants 1.3313 0.04994 160 121 25 14
2039 Since I've retired I only wear slippers all day. 1.3313 0.04583 160 116 35 9
2040 What do you mean, "You didn't save the receipt?" 1.3313 0.04409 160 114 39 7
2041 They didn't have them in brown? 1.3313 0.03284 160 120 34 6
2042 Be honest. Do they make me look like two people inside a horse costume? 1.3313 0.04994 160 121 25 14
2043 Be honest, do these shoes make me look like a horse? 1.3313 0.04834 160 119 29 12
2044 You can be Elvis Presley or Judy Garland, but you can't be both. 1.3313 0.04668 160 117 33 10
2045 Miami blacksmith. 1.3313 0.04668 160 117 33 10
2046 Is that a hat you’re wearing or are you just happy to see me? 1.3313 0.04915 160 120 27 13
2047 No more Ten Gallon Hats, so I chose the Magnum. 1.3313 0.04915 160 120 27 13
2048 These shoes are made for walkin', and that's just what they'll do. 1.3293 0.04420 164 118 38 8
2049 Actually, Equine Gender Nonconformity is not an expression I am familiar with. 1.3292 0.04644 161 118 33 10
2050 No sillier than your hat. 1.3292 0.04386 161 115 39 7
2051 Am I overdressed? 1.3292 0.04297 161 114 41 6
2052 It could have been worse. They could have given you stillettos. 1.3292 0.05045 161 123 23 15
2053 Did you miss the memo about casual Friday? 1.3292 0.04727 161 119 31 11
2054 Was it the shoemaker, farrier, or blacksmith you said was colorblind? 1.3292 0.03270 161 119 37 5
2055 That second stimulus check really came in handy 1.3292 0.04474 161 116 37 8
2056 That was one good trip to the Salvation Army store. 1.3292 0.04888 161 121 27 13
2057 You didn't have to nail these on. 1.3291 0.04529 158 114 36 8
2058 I did not say you need new whore's shoes! 1.3291 0.04617 158 122 23 13
2059 Yay to the new horseshoes. Neigh to the matching saddle. 1.3291 0.03959 158 118 32 8
2060 Not half as bad as that silly hat, Dude! 1.3291 0.04872 158 118 28 12
2061 To be honest, the blue. 1.3291 0.04617 158 115 34 9
2062 For want of a heel... 1.3291 0.04704 158 116 32 10
2063 Wow, really, Mr. Penis-hat? 1.3291 0.04789 158 117 30 11
2064 They're made from recycled oat husks and help me leave a smaller carbon hoof print. 1.3291 0.04529 158 114 36 8
2065 From now on I'm non-binary. 1.3291 0.04439 158 113 38 7
2066 But all the other horses are wearing them. 1.3272 0.04451 162 117 37 8
2067 Nice. And yes, I can support whatever kind of horse you want to be. 1.3272 0.04451 162 117 37 8
2068 I hope you kept the receipt 1.3272 0.04364 162 119 35 8
2069 It's a one-horse race, I'm supported by Democrats and Republicans alike. 1.3270 0.04721 159 120 27 12
2070 The farrier an I are both working from home. 1.3270 0.05164 159 123 20 16
2071 I just don't want to be wearing the same thing as everyone else 1.3270 0.04505 159 115 36 8
2072 So now you know. I identify as trans-equine. 1.3270 0.04846 159 119 28 12
2073 Can I borrow your hat? I'm getting ready for my next zoom meeting. 1.3270 0.04763 159 118 30 11
2074 Really Jim? I said nothing about your hat... 1.3270 0.04505 159 115 36 8
2075 Lucky for you, no one will see them on Zoom. 1.3270 0.04846 159 119 28 12
2076 Laugh all you want, Trevor. I’ve never felt so myself. 1.3270 0.04416 159 114 38 7
2077 This will just have to do until the farrier opens back up in Phase 4. 1.3270 0.04763 159 118 30 11
2078 i thought i told you, we took the tap dancing part out of the routine 1.3270 0.04846 159 119 28 12
2079 Don’t worry, these shoes are lucky too 1.3270 0.04505 159 115 36 8
2080 The different colors? Helps me remember front from back. 1.3269 0.04826 156 116 29 11
2081 Ummmm Buck, did you have something you wanted to tell me? 1.3269 0.04652 156 114 33 9
2082 ... only until the blacksmith reopens. 1.3269 0.04911 156 117 27 12
2083 Where's your mask? 1.3269 0.04826 156 116 29 11
2084 They didn't have saddle oxfords in my size. 1.3269 0.04652 156 119 26 11
2085 I'm a old cowhand. Your ma hoss. Any other questions? 1.3269 0.00643 156 126 25 5
2086 Definitely the blue ones 1.3269 0.04471 156 112 37 7
2087 Seriously? The blacksmith is in quarantine? 1.3269 0.04652 156 114 33 9
2088 Just straddling the political divide 1.3269 0.04826 156 116 29 11
2089 Dude! Forget it. I love you. I'm wearing flats so that you look taller for the pictures. I'm here for you, man! 1.3269 0.04562 156 113 35 8
2090 I don't care if they are more comfortable, movie audiences expect to hear clippitty-clop. 1.3269 0.04562 156 113 35 8
2091 Okay, now the hat. Hand it over." 1.3269 0.04562 156 113 35 8
2092 I ended up going with both pairs... 1.3269 0.04826 156 116 29 11
2093 I would like to know where the deer and antelope play. 1.3269 0.04471 156 112 37 7
2094 You're not fooling anyone either in that get-up, Harold. 1.3269 0.04377 156 111 39 6
2095 Ebay. 1.3269 0.04740 156 115 31 10
2096 I'm SO over that barefoot running fad. 1.3269 0.04562 156 113 35 8
2097 I am no longer Ed. I only answer to Eydie. 1.3269 0.04607 156 116 30 10
2098 How would I know the dress code? This is my first rodeo. 1.3269 0.04377 156 111 39 6
2099 Maybe now the deer and the antelope will let me play. 1.3269 0.04562 156 113 35 8
2100 Why can't my shoes be lucky and stylish? 1.3269 0.04652 156 114 33 9
2101 I don’t know. I think I would have waited until they had four of the same color in stock. 1.3269 0.04562 156 113 35 8
2102 The new farrier really gets me. 1.3269 0.04233 156 112 38 6
2103 I'm over clip-clop. Get ready for tap. 1.3269 0.04562 156 113 35 8
2104 Well, I have the receipt, of course. 1.3269 0.04652 156 114 33 9
2105 They were free shipping 1.3269 0.04652 156 114 33 9
2106 Why do you judge me? Do I ever judge you in that hat? 1.3269 0.04652 156 114 33 9
2107 Relax, it’s just going to be a Zoom call 1.3269 0.04826 156 116 29 11
2108 Steve the Stallion finally came out. 1.3269 0.04826 156 116 29 11
2109 Look, I didn't question the bedazzled belt stage you went through, Joe. 1.3269 0.04377 156 111 39 6
2110 ... so I kick you in the face, and then you’ll know if you’re having a boy or a girl 1.3269 0.04740 156 115 31 10
2111 Do these make my feet look big? 1.3248 0.04627 157 115 33 9
2112 Horseshoes? I thought you said "Whores' shoes. 1.3248 0.05049 157 120 23 14
2113 My old mare likes blue , but the filly likes pink. 1.3248 0.04627 157 117 30 10
2114 You can take the horse out of the city, but you can't take the city out of the horse. 1.3248 0.04259 157 111 41 5
2115 I think the blue look better on your back feet, honey. 1.3248 0.04714 157 116 31 10
2116 I cautioned you not to get a farrier from an ad in the Fire Island News 1.3248 0.03961 157 120 28 9
2117 But Bill, for goodness sake, it's Friday night! 1.3248 0.04800 157 117 29 11
2118 I thought you said Rodeo, like the drive. 1.3248 0.04113 157 117 32 8
2119 I’m making hay with shoe endorsements. 1.3248 0.04307 157 114 36 7
2120 Just trying to fit in with you urban cowboys. 1.3248 0.04538 157 114 35 8
2121 That’s a really stupid hat. 1.3248 0.04714 157 116 31 10
2122 Do these make my legs look good? 1.3248 0.04714 157 116 31 10
2123 But today is Casual Friday. 1.3248 0.04354 157 112 39 6
2124 Hey Pard, there's more than one way to shoe a horse! 1.3248 0.04538 157 114 35 8
2125 I got 'em on Closeout at the OK Corral... 1.3248 0.04538 157 114 35 8
2126 Look, don't judge me until you walk in my shoes. 1.3248 0.04627 157 115 33 9
2127 I prefer “Mr. Edna.” 1.3248 0.04800 157 117 29 11
2128 Well, you'll have to decide by November 3rd. 1.3248 0.04884 157 118 27 12
2129 The farrier was on vacation - I went to Foot Locker. 1.3248 0.04800 157 117 29 11
2130 Screw your boots - these shoes were made for struttin’ 1.3248 0.03961 157 118 32 7
2131 But these are much more comfortable than the nailed on shoes. 1.3248 0.04583 157 117 30 10
2132 W-e-l-l, if you ain't a fashion-neeiigh-sta, I never saw one. 1.3248 0.04714 157 116 31 10
2133 I found them on eNeigh. 1.3248 0.04627 157 115 33 9
2134 The insoles are a game changer. 1.3248 0.04800 157 117 29 11
2135 My pronouns are "Nee" and "Neigh." 1.3248 0.04714 157 116 31 10
2136 I see the blacksmiths are still on strike... 1.3248 0.04800 157 117 29 11
2137 Be honest. Does this hat make me look lame? 1.3248 0.04714 157 116 31 10
2138 The lockdown has been hard on the fairy godmother. 1.3248 0.04884 157 118 27 12
2139 Horse of a different color was just a figure of speech. 1.3248 0.03909 157 115 36 6
2140 Sorry, I didn't bring my running shoes. 1.3247 0.04596 154 112 34 8
2141 You know that new lady blacksmith in town? 1.3247 0.04310 154 109 40 5
2142 You know what they say: Happy horse, happy house. 1.3247 0.04160 154 115 31 8
2143 No, don't worry, they just postponed the Kentucky Derby. 1.3247 0.04260 154 113 34 7
2144 They told me flats would be more comfortable. 1.3247 0.04407 154 110 38 6
2145 I tried to walk a mile in your shoes, but I just couldn't. 1.3247 0.04596 154 112 34 8
2146 They've got me doing gender reveal parties now. 1.3247 0.05036 154 117 24 13
2147 Time for you to braid my tail and mane. I'm headed out on a date. 1.3247 0.04865 154 115 28 11
2148 This isn’t what it looks like 1.3247 0.04865 154 115 28 11
2149 Are these too formal for a train robbery? 1.3247 0.04642 154 115 29 10
2150 Tell Zappos to exchange them. You do want two right blue and teo left red. 1.3247 0.05036 154 117 24 13
2151 Do they match? He said they did, but I can't see my feet, and you know how pushy shoe salesman can be. 1.3247 0.04596 154 112 34 8
2152 I’ve got my eye on the matching saddle bags. 1.3247 0.04455 154 115 30 9
2153 Well you got a gun. 1.3247 0.04951 154 116 26 12
2154 I'm just protecting my nails. 1.3247 0.04777 154 114 30 10
2155 I'm embarrassed too, but the other ones gave me blisters. 1.3247 0.04777 154 114 30 10
2156 Don’t forget to change into heels before you get to the office. 1.3247 0.04865 154 115 28 11
2157 It wasn't my idea to play political horseshoes. 1.3247 0.04951 154 116 26 12
2158 Let me guess, ‘Buy one, get one free’. 1.3247 0.04596 154 112 34 8
2159 What are you looking at? 1.3247 0.04951 154 116 26 12
2160 I know the rodeo will be on Zoom, I just wanted to feel special. 1.3247 0.04777 154 114 30 10
2161 I was going for business in the front, party in the back. 1.3247 0.04455 154 113 33 8
2162 I can tap the back pair to go home, and the front to go to the range. 1.3247 0.04687 154 113 32 9
2163 Don't tell me you forgot about our dinner reservation? 1.3247 0.04777 154 114 30 10
2164 Cowboy: “Do your hooves go to the end of those shoes?” Horse: “I will tell you if you tell me if your head goes to the top of that hat.” 1.3233 0.04955 133 97 29 7
2165 I’m gender neutral. 1.3228 0.04602 158 116 33 9
2166 That new farrier has quite a sense of humor! 1.3226 0.05008 155 118 24 13
2167 You can't keep me on the ranch forever, Dad. 1.3226 0.04838 155 116 28 11
2168 I've been getting into running lately. 1.3226 0.04662 155 114 32 9
2169 Really? Someone in that hat is telling me my shoes aren't fashionable? 1.3226 0.04838 155 116 28 11
2170 I knew naming you Cinderella would be a mistake. 1.3226 0.04336 155 113 35 7
2171 Gender is a cultural construct. 1.3226 0.04662 155 114 32 9
2172 Magnum is so 2001, I call this the Hoofbrau. 1.3226 0.05253 155 121 18 16
2173 I never skip hind leg day 1.3226 0.05173 155 120 20 15
2174 Yes you have been gelded why do you ask? 1.3224 0.04535 152 110 35 7
2175 What do you mean,'They don't match?' 1.3224 0.04630 152 111 33 8
2176 But I still can't tell my left from my right. 1.3224 0.04535 152 110 35 7
2177 You have no idea how hard it is to find shoes my size. 1.3224 0.04535 152 110 35 7
2178 Ah, you dressed up too! 1.3224 0.04904 152 114 27 11
2179 Do I clash? 1.3224 0.04133 152 116 27 9
2180 I'm nonbinary in a binary way. 1.3224 0.04389 152 116 28 8
2181 They're both Ferragamo but only the style in front is still available. 1.3224 0.04815 152 113 29 10
2182 YOU try finding two matching pairs in the desert! 1.3224 0.04185 152 109 38 5
2183 While I really appreciate this; for future reference, it is "a horse of a different color". 1.3224 0.04904 152 114 27 11
2184 I think we need to talk about the new ranch hand... 1.3224 0.04389 152 111 34 7
2185 Honestly, what I said about dressing up the barn animals was just a throwaway line. 1.3224 0.05079 152 116 23 13
2186 You said the Wild West. 1.3224 0.04389 152 113 31 8
2187 They weren’t sure if they were expecting a boy or a girl, but they really weren’t expecting a horse. 1.3224 0.04630 152 111 33 8
2188 Michael, haven’t you heard of Zappos? At least have my shoes match like yours. 1.3224 0.01772 152 120 27 5
2189 You’re Rodeo, and I’m Rodeo Drive. 1.3203 0.04605 153 112 33 8
2190 They fit, but I don't feel as lucky as I used to. 1.3200 0.04853 150 112 28 10
2191 I’m leaving you for another farrier. 1.3200 0.04853 150 112 28 10
2192 You said to wear my lucky horseshoes. 1.3200 0.04469 150 108 36 6
2193 I think our new farrier is colorblind. 1.3200 0.04760 150 111 30 9
2194 My pronouns are they, them, theirs. 1.3200 0.04665 150 110 32 8
2195 I want a hat. 1.3200 0.04568 150 109 34 7
2196 Shoes or no shoes...can we still ride off into the sunset? 1.3200 0.05034 150 114 24 12
2197 Now give me your pants. 1.3200 0.04944 150 113 26 11
2198 Well, those are horseshoes of a different color. 1.3200 0.04568 150 109 34 7
2199 Uhh... your wife left these in the barn. 1.3200 0.04665 150 110 32 8
2200 Why? Stylish and they don't have to be nailed on! 1.3200 0.04568 150 109 34 7
2201 This is going too far. Now you will stretch out my pink ones too. 1.3200 0.05122 150 115 22 13
2202 That’s right, from now on you don’t get to choose my shoes anymore. 1.3200 0.04760 150 111 30 9
2203 Yes I have a strange shaped head but you're just deflecting the conversation . 1.3200 0.04368 150 112 30 8
2204 Yes, I walked that mile--still don't get who you are Roy, and I doubt I ever will. 1.3200 0.04760 150 113 27 10
2205 I didn't know this was a one horse town. 1.3200 0.05378 150 118 16 16
2206 Looks like you’re ready for the gender reveal party. 1.3200 0.04665 150 110 32 8
2207 Not quite the Cinderella moment I was hoping for. 1.3200 0.04944 150 113 26 11
2208 You try walking a mile in my horseshoes! 1.3200 0.04617 150 114 26 10
2209 I kind of like them both 1.3200 0.04368 150 107 38 5
2210 So it is green on starboard and red on port; not forward and aft? 1.3179 0.04494 151 112 31 8
2211 You misunderstood “an appearance at fashion week”.... 1.3179 0.04494 151 112 31 8
2212 They give me giddy ups. 1.3179 0.04826 151 113 28 10
2213 I've got to cut down on the peyote in my coffee. 1.3179 0.04639 151 111 32 8
2214 Sure, I’ll be part of the gender reveal party. What do you need me to do? 1.3179 0.04543 151 110 34 7
2215 Oo someone has a date tonight 1.3179 0.04028 151 110 36 5
2216 Are those my shoes, Carl? 1.3176 0.04798 148 110 29 9
2217 I thought these lifts would help me see over your hat. 1.3176 0.04602 148 108 33 7
2218 Well, you sure got your fancy gloves on, but I ain't letting you out until you tell me where you hid your mask! You hear me, boy! 1.3176 0.05167 148 114 21 13
2219 Don't worry, I've got a set of horseshoes for the office. 1.3176 0.04701 148 109 31 8
2220 Neigh? 1.3176 0.04798 148 110 29 9
2221 But you haven't worn them in three years, Wilbur. 1.3176 0.04798 148 110 29 9
2222 Yes, they're my prancing shoes. Shall we talk about your outfit? 1.3176 0.04602 148 113 25 10
2223 Which ones make me look hot to trot? 1.3176 0.04701 148 109 31 8
2224 Why are you wearing your sisters' shoes? 1.3176 0.04701 148 109 31 8
2225 I was tired of sewing masks, so I created a new line of stylish over-the-hoof wear. 1.3176 0.04798 148 110 29 9
2226 What do ya mean “what is this?” They’re called horse shoes. 1.3176 0.04985 148 112 25 11
2227 i never knew you wanted to be a tap dancer. 1.3176 0.04985 148 112 25 11
2228 I think your hat is sillier 1.3176 0.04798 148 110 29 9
2229 Let's just say I ain’t what I used to be. 1.3176 0.04602 148 108 33 7
2230 No I'm not "horsing around", I love the way they look. 1.3176 0.04602 148 108 33 7
2231 Not this dance. I have two left feet. 1.3176 0.04798 148 110 29 9
2232 Stay out of my closet! 1.3176 0.04985 148 112 25 11
2233 It's required at the Lgbequestrian Club 1.3176 0.04845 148 113 24 11
2234 You'd better be ready, Cowboy. I feel like dancin'! 1.3176 0.04501 148 107 35 6
2235 For the last time, I am not taking you to the barn dance! 1.3176 0.04798 148 110 29 9
2236 Horses cannot see red. If you doubt it, Google it. 1.3176 0.04798 148 112 26 10
2237 Can we regift them? 1.3176 0.04602 148 108 33 7
2238 When I said "you need new shoes" this is not what I imagined. 1.3176 0.04701 148 109 31 8
2239 Old gray mare, my foot! 1.3176 0.05031 148 115 20 13
2240 I've never been tested for color-blindness. Why do you ask? 1.3176 0.04602 148 108 33 7
2241 But they were on sale. 1.3176 0.04798 148 110 29 9
2242 Well, you're a great one to talk. 1.3176 0.04798 148 110 29 9
2243 That’s right, Partner. I’m coming out of the stall. 1.3176 0.04798 148 110 29 9
2244 I figured if we're going to the Old Town Road, I also should wear something from Gucci. 1.3176 0.04798 148 110 29 9
2245 I'm not shy about showing both ends of my personality. 1.3176 0.04892 148 111 27 10
2246 Blacksmith on Rodeo Drive? 1.3176 0.04798 148 110 29 9
2247 Seriously Earl,you call that a hat? 1.3176 0.04602 148 108 33 7
2248 Oh, so I'm not allowed to go to Famous Footwear now? 1.3176 0.04701 148 109 31 8
2249 It's been hard getting to a blacksmith during COVID. 1.3176 0.04398 148 106 37 5
2250 Trust me, they'll look fine once you put those sequins on my saddle. 1.3176 0.04701 148 109 31 8
2251 Now do I look like a stud? 1.3176 0.04798 148 110 29 9
2252 Not that it's any of your business, but ..my mother sent it to me. 1.3176 0.04798 148 110 29 9
2253 That's the last time I let my wife choose the farrier. 1.3176 0.04602 148 108 33 7
2254 They were final sale. 1.3176 0.04798 148 110 29 9
2255 Looks like the lights went out in the stable again. 1.3176 0.04701 148 109 31 8
2256 Shoes make the horse, don't you know. 1.3176 0.04701 148 109 31 8
2257 Well you said to get ready to show at the Derby. 1.3176 0.04798 148 110 29 9
2258 Cool hat.” “Yeah, thanks 1.3176 0.03840 148 118 20 10
2259 Why do cowboys dress so weird? 1.3176 0.04602 148 108 33 7
2260 The farrier nailed it this time. 1.3176 0.04602 148 108 33 7
2261 Should I have gone with the kitten heel? 1.3176 0.04602 148 108 33 7
2262 We are NOT going into town with you dressed like that. 1.3176 0.04398 148 106 37 5
2263 Well, it's my first rodeo. 1.3176 0.04602 148 108 33 7
2264 ‘You should see what the goat got on sale’. 1.3176 0.04602 148 108 33 7
2265 We’re still in Kansas, huh? 1.3176 0.04501 148 107 35 6
2266 Working from home really has its perks. 1.3176 0.04798 148 110 29 9
2267 The salon and the shoe store reopened 1.3176 0.04292 148 110 31 7
2268 I hired a new farrier and I thought he was going to be good since his name is Jimmy Shoe. 1.3176 0.04985 148 112 25 11
2269 ‘Yay or nay on the hat?’ 1.3176 0.04798 148 110 29 9
2270 I give up, new saddle? 1.3176 0.04985 148 112 25 11
2271 Well I say they match 1.3176 0.04798 148 110 29 9
2272 Matching shoes is so last week! 1.3176 0.04701 148 109 31 8
2273 They said it’s important to still get dressed and ready for the day. 1.3176 0.04292 148 105 39 4
2274 I just wanna know from the horse's mouth, how does it really feel to be in somebody else's shoes? 1.3176 0.04798 148 110 29 9
2275 Frankly I was hoping I'd stand out, since I've been through the desert as a horse with no name 1.3176 0.04985 148 112 25 11
2276 @newyorkercartoons my daughter dressed me, don’t ask 1.3176 0.04892 148 111 27 10
2277 Oh please, you don’t know fashion... Have you seen your hat!? 1.3176 0.04292 148 105 39 4
2278 I'm gonna get so much poon in these 1.3176 0.05427 148 117 15 16
2279 They're actually pretty comfortable. 1.3162 0.04391 136 96 37 3
2280 Of course, you can borrow them any time. 1.3158 0.04934 133 98 28 7
2281 How was your Riverdance audition? 1.3158 0.05160 133 100 24 9
2282 The best part is, I signed TWO major shoe contracts! 1.3154 0.04674 149 110 31 8
2283 Change your shoes. A horse divided cannot stand. 1.3154 0.05047 149 114 23 12
2284 Truth is, I've always wanted to be a horse of a different color. 1.3154 0.04674 149 110 31 8
2285 This isn’t what they meant by diversity 1.3154 0.04770 149 111 29 9
2286 You knew I was a show horse. 1.3151 0.04533 146 106 34 6
2287 Sorry, they didn't have two pair that matched in your size. 1.3151 0.04533 146 106 34 6
2288 Yes, I most certainly did expense these! 1.3151 0.04636 146 107 32 7
2289 Thanks for recommending the insoles: Finally, I can gallop in style without sacrificing comfort. 1.3151 0.04636 146 107 32 7
2290 Should we return them? 1.3151 0.04428 146 105 36 5
2291 For the hundredth time. They don't make you look fat. 1.3151 0.05121 146 112 22 12
2292 Yeah, I'm undecided too. 1.3151 0.04636 146 107 32 7
2293 Are you sure they didn't say dressage? 1.3151 0.04636 146 107 32 7
2294 Where did you find anyone who still does "Dye-to-Match ? 1.3151 0.04265 146 111 28 7
2295 Gosh darn it, Silver, I think wearing a mask will make me look weak! 1.3151 0.05121 146 112 22 12
2296 I won’t comment if you don’t comment. 1.3151 0.04636 146 107 32 7
2297 Your hat needs a ribbon or something. 1.3151 0.05027 146 111 24 11
2298 I think the farrier has been spending too much time on Instagram lately ... 1.3151 0.01287 146 115 28 3
2299 Just promise me this is our last gender reveal gig. 1.3151 0.05121 146 112 22 12
2300 Jimmy Choo. Half off. 1.3151 0.04933 146 110 26 10
2301 you want the hat too ? 1.3151 0.04737 146 108 30 8
2302 So I tap the rear ones together three times, and say, 'There's no place like home on the range?' 1.3151 0.04737 146 108 30 8
2303 Of course I'm impressed, but Margie's still not gonna let you in the house. 1.3151 0.04836 146 109 28 9
2304 Moving forward I'd prefer they/them/their 1.3151 0.04533 146 106 34 6
2305 Do these shoes make my hindquarters look too big? 1.3151 0.04933 146 110 26 10
2306 YOU try walking all day in iron shoes. 1.3151 0.05027 146 111 24 11
2307 I'm saying neigh to those boring horse shoes. 1.3151 0.05212 146 113 20 13
2308 Don't be mad. They were having a BOGO. 1.3151 0.04737 146 108 30 8
2309 Neiman Marcus. Two for one sale. Like them? 1.3151 0.04533 146 106 34 6
2310 But I'm tired of sensible shoes. 1.3151 0.04533 146 106 34 6
2311 Just what we need, a farrier with a sense of humor! 1.3151 0.04933 146 110 26 10
2312 It’s the Blacksmith, isn’t it? 1.3151 0.04836 146 109 28 9
2313 Whatever, man, your hat is too big! 1.3151 0.04585 146 109 29 8
2314 I'm gender neutral, that's why! 1.3151 0.04428 146 107 33 6
2315 I know. I'm usually not into computer match ups either. 1.3151 0.04533 146 106 34 6
2316 Oh relax, no one can see them on the Zoom calls 1.3151 0.04209 146 111 28 7
2317 What? They’re not real leather. 1.3151 0.04636 146 109 29 8
2318 But they’re made for walking 1.3151 0.04737 146 108 30 8
2319 I’m just saying they’re impractical. 1.3151 0.04374 146 109 30 7
2320 And that's how the rancher discovered he was colorblind 1.3151 0.04836 146 109 28 9
2321 You're from the city, aren't you. 1.3151 0.04095 146 102 42 2
2322 Boy these gender reveal parties do get weirder each year eh Jerry? 1.3151 0.04374 146 112 25 9
2323 This does in fact, appear to be your first rodeo. 1.3145 0.05535 124 95 19 10
2324 Two for one sale? 1.3125 0.04974 144 109 25 10
2325 I was desperado! 1.3125 0.04348 144 103 37 4
2326 The other horses and I question the concept of a Dude Ranch. 1.3125 0.04774 144 107 29 8
2327 Please tell me you kept the receipt. 1.3125 0.04671 144 106 31 7
2328 Don’t give me that look, Hank, you’re the one wearing that hat! 1.3125 0.04974 144 109 25 10
2329 I can't decide if I want to return them or let you nail them in. 1.3125 0.04348 144 103 37 4
2330 My wife can never know about us. 1.3125 0.04974 144 109 25 10
2331 Kinky Boots, eh? 1.3125 0.04974 144 109 25 10
2332 go ahead, say something about my shoes. 1.3125 0.04459 144 104 35 5
2333 Honey, I think Rocket wants to be a Rockette 1.3103 0.04433 145 105 35 5
2334 I quit! 1.3103 0.04644 145 107 31 7
2335 We have to stay off the trails, I don't want to get them dirty. 1.3103 0.04846 145 109 27 9
2336 I'm breaking them in for a friend. 1.3103 0.04540 145 106 33 6
2337 No? 1.3099 0.04812 142 106 28 8
2338 Since he was an expert at the walk, trot, canter and gallop. He was now ready to take on the tap. 1.3099 0.04812 142 106 28 8
2339 You’re not pounding any more nails into my feet. 1.3099 0.05114 142 109 22 11
2340 They are the new Air Secretariats. 1.3099 0.04707 142 105 30 7
2341 Well, you got that new hat. 1.3099 0.04707 142 105 30 7
2342 Whoa cowboy, I wouldn't be caught dead in that hat! 1.3099 0.04812 142 106 28 8
2343 Milton wasn’t sure what to make of his colt’s sudden desire to become a racy-horse. 1.3099 0.05016 142 108 24 10
2344 Why the long hat? 1.3099 0.04654 142 107 27 8
2345 People kept taking my shoes, saying they were lucky, so I had to borrow yours. 1.3099 0.05114 142 109 22 11
2346 You said you wanted horseshoes. 1.3099 0.04915 142 107 26 9
2347 I was feeling my oats. 1.3099 0.04490 142 103 34 5
2348 I didn't think the color was necessary either, but you know how cartoonists are these days. 1.3099 0.04915 142 107 26 9
2349 That's dogs that are color blind and could you at least have asked? 1.3099 0.04812 142 106 28 8
2350 Sorry, Harold, but the farrier’s in quarantine. 1.3099 0.05114 142 109 22 11
2351 I wanted something fun and flirty for the summer. 1.3099 0.04915 142 107 26 9
2352 Let's go with the red shoes; let's make cowboys great again. 1.3099 0.04812 142 111 20 11
2353 OK, I'll quite laughing at your hat if you quit laughing at my shoes. 1.3099 0.04812 142 106 28 8
2354 I'm still not sure how I'm going to tie them 1.3099 0.04377 142 102 36 4
2355 You have them on the wrong feet. 1.3099 0.04490 142 103 34 5
2356 The farrier is hard of hearing. He gave me whore's shoes. 1.3099 0.04654 142 107 27 8
2357 Yeah? Well you look like an idiot with that hat. 1.3099 0.04915 142 107 26 9
2358 And Yelp gave that blacksmith five stars! 1.3099 0.04915 142 107 26 9
2359 I've come out of the closet, Billy. I'm a clothes horse. 1.3099 0.05114 142 109 22 11
2360 Don't tell me how to spend my money. 1.3099 0.04915 142 107 26 9
2361 It's a long story. 1.3099 0.04812 142 106 28 8
2362 If we're going to steal the show with our dressage routine this year you're going to need a new hat too 1.3099 0.05016 142 108 24 10
2363 Lockdown impulse buying brought a whole new meaning to the term “hot to trot”. 1.3099 0.04707 142 105 30 7
2364 Can you help me with the laces? 1.3094 0.04662 139 102 31 6
2365 It's called fashion, John. 1.3094 0.04987 139 105 25 9
2366 So, Mr. Ed, I’m seeing another side of you. 1.3094 0.05090 139 106 23 10
2367 Are you sure it's not your hat which looks ridiculous? 1.3094 0.05090 139 108 20 11
2368 Is that a carrot in your hat, or are you just excited to see me? 1.3094 0.05090 139 106 23 10
2369 I let you break me, saddle me and rein me; but I draw the line at gender conformity. 1.3094 0.04987 139 105 25 9
2370 Are your shoes nailed to your feet? 1.3094 0.04773 139 108 21 10
2371 You’d have thought horse shoes would have come in sets of four 1.3094 0.04773 139 105 26 8
2372 You don't say anything about my hat, and I won't say anything about your shoes. 1.3094 0.04881 139 104 27 8
2373 Well, you're not exactly killing it with that hat 1.3094 0.04433 139 100 35 4
2374 So, this really is your first rodeo” 1.3094 0.04549 139 101 33 5
2375 Is this your first rodeo? 1.3094 0.04773 139 103 29 7
2376 You know I cant resist a BOGO sale . 1.3094 0.03868 139 108 24 7
2377 If I were in your hat and your were in my shoes, the game would be different. 1.3094 0.05291 139 108 19 12
2378 Okay, I'm sorry for laughing at your hat. 1.3077 0.04679 143 106 30 7
2379 I just think an open-hoof sandal would be better in this kind of heat. 1.3077 0.04573 143 105 32 6
2380 You try shopping for shoes online. 1.3077 0.04885 143 108 26 9
2381 I have two pairs just like them in the barn. 1.3071 0.04744 140 104 29 7
2382 You said this was a business trip. 1.3071 0.04956 140 106 25 9
2383 After a mile in her shoes, I still don't understand why your wife has stayed around so long. 1.3071 0.05258 140 109 19 12
2384 If we're going to get service, you still need to put on a shirt. 1.3071 0.05159 140 108 21 11
2385 New year. New me. New horse shoes. 1.3071 0.04634 140 103 31 6
2386 Its more than just learning the steps, Gene. You gotta feel the music. 1.3071 0.04634 140 103 31 6
2387 I had my colors done. 1.3071 0.04744 140 104 29 7
2388 I hate gender reveal parties. 1.3071 0.04956 140 106 25 9
2389 Yeah, well, that’s just, like, your opinion man. 1.3071 0.04851 140 105 27 8
2390 I was kinda hoping for Air Jordans. 1.3071 0.04744 140 104 29 7
2391 I trust we still ride at dawn. 1.3071 0.04956 140 106 25 9
2392 So, I buck if it’s a girl, rear if it’s a boy, got it. Remind me why we don’t just tell them? 1.3071 0.04904 140 108 22 10
2393 It's my hair, isn't it? 1.3071 0.04634 140 103 31 6
2394 Well maybe I don’t like it much when you wear chaps 1.3071 0.04522 140 102 33 5
2395 No! No! The red ones BOTH go on your left side. 1.3071 0.04744 140 104 29 7
2396 Remember: all I'm offering is the truth. Nothing more. 1.3071 0.05354 140 110 17 13
2397 You think it's all about chasing cattle round fields but I'm telling you, one day dressage is going to be huge. 1.3071 0.04634 140 103 31 6
2398 Really? That’s what you’re wearing? 1.3071 0.04744 140 104 29 7
2399 I still ain't taking you to the dance. 1.3071 0.04851 140 105 27 8
2400 Look...if not now, when? 1.3071 0.04956 140 106 25 9
2401 Nike figured with most sports shut down... 1.3071 0.04956 140 106 25 9
2402 Buster had his own interpretation of “horse of a different color.” 1.3071 0.04851 140 105 27 8
2403 You can change the back ones, but lay off my blue suede shoes. 1.3071 0.05258 140 109 19 12
2404 I knew I shouldn't have let the New York farrier shoe you. 1.3071 0.04042 140 108 25 7
2405 You’ve been to that Blacksmythe Shoppe on Rodeo Drive again, haven’t you? 1.3071 0.04956 140 106 25 9
2406 I don't mind the colors, but you're going to want to have socks. 1.3071 0.04744 140 104 29 7
2407 These were all that were left in my size. 1.3071 0.04744 140 106 26 8
2408 Sure, Jake. I'm the one that looks ridiculous. 1.3071 0.04956 140 106 25 9
2409 There they are! My wife is going to be pissed at you! 1.3071 0.04522 140 102 33 5
2410 I have a confession to make...I'm trans! 1.3071 0.04956 140 106 25 9
2411 I needed the arch support. 1.3071 0.04956 140 106 25 9
2412 Gosh darned blacksmith 1.3071 0.03569 140 107 28 5
2413 I guess you don't feel like going for a ride today. 1.3071 0.00717 140 114 24 2
2414 If they are all the same color, it will be too matchy-matchy. 1.3071 0.04407 140 101 35 4
2415 The rear shoes pinch and none of the colors match your outfit. 1.3071 0.04634 140 105 28 7
2416 Well, they FEEL lucky. 1.3071 0.05159 140 108 21 11
2417 The Posse will never be able to follow our trail. 1.3071 0.04522 140 102 33 5
2418 Getting these off is the part I haven’t figured out yet... 1.3071 0.04744 140 104 29 7
2419 what about the shoes I got you? 1.3071 0.04634 140 103 31 6
2420 Stimulus well spent Steve 1.3071 0.04851 140 105 27 8
2421 Nike is paying me hay for life after winning the Derby if I wear their shoes. I keep the stud fees... 1.3071 0.04228 140 107 26 7
2422 Loafers? Really? You want to wear loafers now? 1.3071 0.04744 140 104 29 7
2423 So, it seemed appropriate that the red ones would be near my horse's ass. 1.3071 0.04956 140 106 25 9
2424 I'm a proud mare on a dude ranch. 1.3071 0.04956 140 106 25 9
2425 I can go check in the back but I’m fairly sure that’s all we have. 1.3071 0.04522 140 102 33 5
2426 Can we stick to the paved trails today? I just got new shoes. 1.3071 0.04407 140 101 35 4
2427 I don’t know dude, the hats a bit much 1.3071 0.04744 140 104 29 7
2428 Sorry Trigger, but I couldn't get the matching pink ones in your front hoof size. 1.3071 0.04744 140 104 29 7
2429 Fashion is the new luck 1.3071 0.05109 140 110 18 12
2430 What? They’re just until the salons reopen. 1.3071 0.03913 140 109 24 7
2431 Do you ever stop horsing around? 1.3071 0.04851 140 105 27 8
2432 I see you’re hot to trot 1.3071 0.05058 140 107 23 10
2433 John knew he hit rock-bottom when he was envious of a horse. 1.3071 0.05159 140 108 21 11
2434 I felt like I needed to add some color to my life 1.3071 0.04956 140 106 25 9
2435 That’s gonna be a neigh on the shoes. 1.3071 0.04634 140 103 31 6
2436 It’s not “just a phase.” 1.3071 0.05058 140 107 23 10
2437 I wear different colored shoes cause horses is color-blind. What are your excuse for wearing those atrocity for a hat, Steve? 1.3071 0.05058 140 107 23 10
2438 What? They have great arch support. 1.3071 0.04634 140 103 31 6
2439 I’ve though about it, and I would like to move to the city 1.3071 0.04851 140 105 27 8
2440 Jimmy Choo has a 50% off sale! 1.3071 0.04851 140 105 27 8
2441 Ok, now you walk a mile in mine. 1.3066 0.04811 137 102 28 7
2442 I told you I can't be tamed. 1.3066 0.04464 137 99 34 4
2443 Those are very smart shoes but the colors are all wrong for you. 1.3066 0.05135 137 105 22 10
2444 I call it - business in the front, party in the back 1.3066 0.04811 137 102 28 7
2445 Why are you wearing Jessica's hat? 1.3066 0.04403 137 101 31 5
2446 Where did you find my hat? It’s been missing from my closet for weeks! 1.3066 0.04921 137 103 26 8
2447 Blue is forward, red is backward. 1.3066 0.04582 137 100 32 5
2448 Too Hamptons? 1.3066 0.04698 137 101 30 6
2449 So you’re going with the hat again... 1.3066 0.04582 137 100 32 5
2450 I like the red but it's up to you. 1.3066 0.04342 137 103 28 6
2451 Not every day is a sandal day, John. 1.3066 0.04921 137 103 26 8
2452 Would you quit horsing around. I told you blue to the left and red to the right. 1.3058 0.04817 121 93 21 7
2453 Zappos. Why do you ask? 1.3050 0.04715 141 105 29 7
2454 ...and when you gallop, they''ll be a blur of purple. 1.3050 0.05027 141 108 23 10
2455 What do you think? Yay or neigh? 1.3050 0.04715 141 105 29 7
2456 I was just another dumb old talking horse. That is... until I put on the shoes 1.3050 0.04661 141 107 26 8
2457 Front legs to go Back legs to stop. 1.3043 0.05404 138 109 16 13
2458 I’m guessing you dressed in the dark? 1.3043 0.04997 138 105 24 9
2459 It completes my whole "business in front, party in the back" aesthetic. 1.3043 0.04997 138 105 24 9
2460 My first rodeo - how do I look? 1.3043 0.04554 138 101 32 5
2461 I pride myself on being a horse of a different color. 1.3043 0.04316 138 99 36 3
2462 Don't even think about nailing these to my hooves. 1.3043 0.04890 138 104 26 8
2463 The blue ones are my dancing shoes, and the red ones are for kicking you in the balls. 1.3043 0.04890 138 104 26 8
2464 No! Port is Green on the Left and Starboard is Red on the Right. 1.3043 0.04437 138 100 34 4
2465 What? The blacksmith was closed due to COVID-19. 1.3043 0.05102 138 106 22 10
2466 If they try to track us they'll think it's just two cool dudes. 1.3043 0.04612 138 104 27 7
2467 I go by Edna now. 1.3043 0.04997 138 105 24 9
2468 I thought we were going to that nice ravine. 1.3043 0.04781 138 107 22 9
2469 So, which pair matches my coat better? 1.3043 0.04669 138 102 30 6
2470 I told my children to stop dressing up my horse. 1.3043 0.04781 138 103 28 7
2471 WHAT KIND OF BLACKSMITH DO YOU USE? 1.3043 0.05205 138 107 20 11
2472 No, no. It’s red to port, and green to starboard. 1.3043 0.04890 138 104 26 8
2473 They're not "Kinky Boots" but they'll do. 1.3043 0.04554 138 101 32 5
2474 Ever since the Blacksmith figured how to use Amazon, you've become a nightmare. 1.3043 0.04781 138 103 28 7
2475 Too early to say, but thanks for not nailing them on. 1.3043 0.04669 138 102 30 6
2476 Strange things happened in quarantine, eh? 1.3043 0.04554 138 101 32 5
2477 Blue or red ,I am on the fence 1.3043 0.04554 138 101 32 5
2478 Did you do something different with your hair? 1.3043 0.04997 138 105 24 9
2479 Well, your hat is stupid. 1.3043 0.04890 138 104 26 8
2480 Yes, well, everyone is wearing "personalized" face masks so I said, To hell with it; time to spice things up 1.3043 0.04669 138 102 30 6
2481 I didn't say anything about your hat, just give me this. 1.3043 0.04781 138 103 28 7
2482 I can see why you came to me for advice, but I just don’t know much about hats 1.3043 0.04554 138 101 32 5
2483 The horseshoes descriptions on amazon are way off. 1.3043 0.05501 138 110 14 14
2484 They were the only shoes in my size. 1.3043 0.04890 138 104 26 8
2485 My blacksmith just got back from Paris Fashion Week. 1.3040 0.04980 125 93 26 6
2486 This is what happens when I ask the wife to reshoe the horses. 1.3040 0.04980 125 93 26 6
2487 You, Sir, are all hat and no cattle. 1.3040 0.05591 125 98 16 11
2488 I’m a working horse... I went looking for horseshoes... on Rodeo Drive... in Beverly Hills. 1.3040 0.05355 125 96 20 9
2489 A bet's a bet Rusty. 1.3040 0.05108 125 94 24 7
2490 Ok, but only if you lose that hat. 1.3040 0.04849 125 92 28 5
2491 Do you think this is the Rainbow Round-up? 1.3040 0.05355 125 96 20 9
2492 Um, Dave, these aren't horse shoes. 1.3040 0.05355 125 96 20 9
2493 Johnny from the counter says the blue will contrast with my eyes 1.3040 0.04980 125 95 23 7
2494 I never really felt like a stallion until now. 1.3040 0.05108 125 94 24 7
2495 I read in Vogue it's declassé for finger and toenail polish to be the same color. 1.3040 0.05355 125 96 20 9
2496 Because shoes don't come in fours David! 1.3040 0.05108 125 94 24 7
2497 It was either these mismatched ones or the high heels. 1.3040 0.04980 125 93 26 6
2498 I'm firing you as my personal shopper. 1.3040 0.05233 125 95 22 8
2499 Ooh, ‘gallop.” I thought you’ve saying ‘gala.’ 1.3040 0.05233 125 95 22 8
2500 Those snakeskin? 1.3040 0.05705 125 99 14 12
2501 The new blacksmith worked for Jimmy Choo. 1.3040 0.05474 125 97 18 10
2502 I wasn't sure if you were taking me somewhere fancy or more relaxed. 1.3040 0.04980 125 93 26 6
2503 I guess they don’t make flip flops for hooves? 1.3040 0.00803 125 103 20 2
2504 They have good arch support. 1.3040 0.04980 125 93 26 6
2505 They were having a ‘buy one, get one free’ sale. 1.3040 0.05355 125 96 20 9
2506 I'm waiting for the pants to be buy one get one free. 1.3040 0.04915 125 95 23 7
2507 I don't think they'll swipe these ones from me to play horse shoes 1.3040 0.05474 125 97 18 10
2508 Don’t give me that look 1.3040 0.05233 125 95 22 8
2509 Ever seen a mule in mules? 1.3040 0.04980 125 93 26 6
2510 Tap is my life! 1.3040 0.05591 125 98 16 11
2511 Sarah, my girl, I'll be honest, you've really freaked me out a bit here... how did you tie your laces? 1.3040 0.05355 125 96 20 9
2512 Get used to it. I'm no longer hoofing it. 1.3037 0.04734 135 100 29 6
2513 Well there’s more than one way to shoe a horse Cowboy . 1.3037 0.04962 135 102 25 8
2514 Teal with pink? Really? 1.3037 0.04850 135 101 27 7
2515 Honestly Rex? I'd go with the Guccis and return the Bruno Maglis. 1.3037 0.04962 135 102 25 8
2516 OK, if it makes you feel better, I'll put one of the red shoes in front and one of the blue shoes in back. 1.3037 0.04734 135 100 29 6
2517 I thought saddle shoes and New Yorker comics only came in black and white? 1.3037 0.04962 135 102 25 8
2518 What did you do with the Manolos? 1.3037 0.04850 135 101 27 7
2519 This is the last time I’ll ever order shoes online. 1.3037 0.04962 135 102 25 8
2520 Should we return these and get the open-hooved slippers? 1.3037 0.05180 135 104 21 10
2521 How many pairs of those bucking shoes do you have? 1.3037 0.05073 135 103 23 9
2522 Do they make my hooves look big? 1.3037 0.04850 135 101 27 7
2523 I warn you, many a horse has been lost for want of a shoe... 1.3037 0.04370 135 97 35 3
2524 Can l see something in a saddle shoe? 1.3037 0.04306 135 104 24 7
2525 So now I suppose you want me to call you "they" 1.3037 0.04906 135 104 22 9
2526 Oh, I thought you said Rodeo Drive. 1.3037 0.05180 135 104 21 10
2527 It's over. And she wants all her stuff back. 1.3037 0.04734 135 102 26 7
2528 It’s called fashion, Jarred. 1.3037 0.04962 135 102 25 8
2529 It’s going to be a black-and-white photo 1.3037 0.04962 135 102 25 8
2530 It’s my version of a mullet. Business in the front, party in the back. 1.3037 0.05491 135 107 15 13
2531 This is how you "horse around." 1.3037 0.05073 135 103 23 9
2532 Open toes in the front? You don't HAVE any toes! 1.3034 0.04624 145 108 30 7
2533 You didn’t say anything about a purse! 1.3034 0.04827 145 110 26 9
2534 I should've known something was up when he changed his sign from "Blacksmith" to "Farrier". 1.3028 0.04468 142 104 33 5
2535 And you thought I couldn’t open your closet door! 1.3028 0.04895 142 108 25 9
2536 You may be confusing the yellow brick road with the dusty trail. 1.3022 0.04527 139 102 32 5
2537 Yeah, the roosters are on the fence too. 1.3022 0.04752 139 104 28 7
2538 My tail is dragging. I think I need lifts for my rear shoes. 1.3022 0.05070 139 107 22 10
2539 Yer ma—God rest her soul—wanted you to have them. 1.3022 0.04860 139 105 26 8
2540 I think you have my hat. 1.3022 0.04752 139 104 28 7
2541 Six feet please. 1.3022 0.04860 139 105 26 8
2542 It’s the best I could do. Supply chains are disrupted right now. 1.3022 0.04860 139 105 26 8
2543 First rodeo? 1.3016 0.04683 126 92 30 4
2544 I could never pull off a hat like that. 1.3016 0.05197 126 96 22 8
2545 A hat would complete the look, nay? 1.3016 0.04817 126 93 28 5
2546 My usual farrier is in quarantine. 1.3015 0.04467 136 99 33 4
2547 OK, but you'll have to lose the hat. 1.3015 0.04819 136 102 27 7
2548 I got them on sale. 1.3015 0.04705 136 101 29 6
2549 I said I had horse sense, not fashion sense. 1.3015 0.04467 136 99 33 4
2550 Next time, let’s stick with a blacksmith. 1.3015 0.05147 136 105 21 10
2551 You're the first animal to be in color in the New Yorker, and you are wearing mismatching socks. Way to represent. 1.3008 0.03617 133 105 22 6
2552 I’m the horse of different colors. You’ve heard of me, right? 1.3008 0.05005 133 101 24 8
2553 Betcha some darn neighbor's running a horseshoe tournament. 1.3008 0.05061 133 104 19 10
2554 Well I don't care what you say Jon, I think they look fabulous and I want to wear them. Why are you always sniping at me? Do I critique your hat, which everyone knows scream "Compensating"? No. They all talk about you behind your back you know. Jerk. 1.3008 0.05335 133 104 18 11
2555 I'm going out to play with the deer and the antelope. Want to come? 1.3008 0.05005 133 101 24 8
2556 I was slipping when I walked down a ramp. 1.3008 0.05227 133 103 20 10
2557 But all the other fillies are wearing them now! 1.3008 0.04771 133 99 28 6
2558 The invitation said “dressage casual.” 1.3008 0.05005 133 101 24 8
2559 No more ridiculous than your Crocs 1.3008 0.04651 133 98 30 5
2560 Do you think the red shoes make me look fat? 1.3008 0.05061 133 104 19 10
2561 What no rhinestones? I am a cowboy, after all. 1.3008 0.05227 133 103 20 10
2562 You forgot my orthotics didn't you? 1.3008 0.05227 133 103 20 10
2563 Now you try walking a mile in my shoes. 1.3008 0.04947 133 103 21 9
2564 I grew up gender-neutral! 1.3008 0.04334 133 98 31 4
2565 you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make it tap dance 1.3008 0.04889 133 100 26 7
2566 and that’s why you need to register and vote. Nice shoes by the way 1.3008 0.05441 133 105 16 12
2567 What? You said you didn't want to go out 1.3008 0.04771 133 99 28 6
2568 I think the blue ones bring out the color of your eyes. 1.3000 0.04723 140 105 28 7
2569 No matching belt? 1.3000 0.04204 140 105 30 5
2570 Let me guess — one of those gender reveals? 1.3000 0.04612 140 109 22 9
2571 Now Goody, if I told you once...... 1.3000 0.04723 140 105 28 7
2572 I got tired of trotting. How do you feel about loafing? 1.3000 0.04830 140 106 26 8
2573 This time, order the ones with nails.” 1.3000 0.05238 140 110 18 12
2574 I thought you'd appreciate a horseshoe of a different color. 1.3000 0.05238 140 110 18 12
2575 My new farrier is Italian. 1.3000 0.04935 140 107 24 9
2576 I’m just asking you to get off my back. 1.3000 0.04935 140 107 24 9
2577 My call came from Prancing With the Stars. 1.3000 0.04965 120 89 26 5
2578 So wadda you think? I got ‘em BOGO. 1.3000 0.04830 140 106 26 8
2579 Can we hire a REAL blacksmith? 1.3000 0.04935 140 107 24 9
2580 I went trotting through your closet. 1.3000 0.04935 140 107 24 9
2581 Ok, you win, I’ll stop wearing this hat. Now take off those shoes. 1.3000 0.05139 140 109 20 11
2582 Trust me, the loafers will deflect attention from that ridiculous hat. 1.3000 0.04500 140 103 32 5
2583 ‘No more ridiculous than your lid, broheme.” 1.3000 0.03887 140 108 26 6
2584 So, what's new in your corral? 1.3000 0.04384 140 104 31 5
2585 My shoes are a statement, and I also want a hat like yours. 1.3000 0.05038 140 108 22 10
2586 You have no right to comment. Yesterday you wore a shirt with tassels. 1.3000 0.04500 140 103 32 5
2587 Sorry, old fella, I guess I haven’t mastered ordering shoes on line. 1.3000 0.04612 140 104 30 6
2588 "The invitation said "Black Tie" not "Country Club Casual." 1.3000 0.04442 140 110 22 8
2589 You know me: never can pass by two-for-one offer. 1.3000 0.04500 140 103 32 5
2590 You are asking for trouble going into town like that. 1.3000 0.04723 140 105 28 7
2591 That hat looks ridiculous on you. 1.3000 0.04830 140 106 26 8
2592 It's hard to find a matching quadruple 1.3000 0.05038 140 108 22 10
2593 You've been reading VOGUE again, haven't you? 1.3000 0.04830 140 106 26 8
2594 You wanted shoes. I got you shoes. Quit complaining and let's go. 1.3000 0.04830 140 106 26 8
2595 You’re the one that insisted that I wear horseshoes 1.3000 0.05038 140 108 22 10
2596 I agree. Metal Shoes are so yesterday. 1.3000 0.04612 140 104 30 6
2597 Yet again I’m the only one putting in effort. 1.3000 0.04723 140 105 28 7
2598 Seriously you don’t think they clash with the color of the saddle? 1.3000 0.04612 140 104 30 6
2599 No more flip flops until I can get a pedicure. 1.3000 0.05104 120 90 24 6
2600 ... I finally realized I am gender neutral 😊 1.3000 0.02813 140 113 21 6
2601 They're from the Bridle and Formal shop 1.3000 0.04143 140 105 30 5
2602 I rode in on this? 1.3000 0.05104 120 90 24 6
2603 Let's take a new tack. 1.3000 0.04723 140 105 28 7
2604 I never wanted to do this anyway, but okay 1.3000 0.04723 140 105 28 7
2605 That’s it, we are getting a new farrier. 1.3000 0.05038 140 108 22 10
2606 It's supposed to be green - starboard, and red - port, not green - front, red - rear. 1.3000 0.04830 140 106 26 8
2607 I thought we could go dancing tonight... 1.2991 0.04970 117 94 14 9
2608 Ever since I’ve been a gelding I’ve had an uncontrollable desire to shop for shoes 1.2991 0.04585 117 89 23 5
2609 I told you to check the new blacksmith's references. 1.2985 0.05084 134 103 22 9
2610 What!? A talking horse! 1.2985 0.04972 134 102 24 8
2611 You know no one can see your shoes over zoom, right? 1.2985 0.04858 134 101 26 7
2612 Why the long face, cowboy? I want to look shod, not shoddy. 1.2979 0.05107 141 110 20 11
2613 Two Reeboks and two Skechers. I diversify my runs. 1.2979 0.04905 141 108 24 9
2614 I know the colors don't match but the other option had shoelaces. 1.2979 0.04905 141 108 24 9
2615 No, I distinctly remember you said the gunfight would be at the Really Nice Corral. 1.2979 0.04694 141 106 28 7
2616 Riding days are over, pal. Which way to the runway? 1.2979 0.04473 141 104 32 5
2617 Ok, I put on the shoes. Now what are you going to do with the hat? 1.2979 0.04473 141 104 32 5
2618 Well, they may not be horseshoes but they are your horse's shoes. 1.2979 0.04585 141 105 30 6
2619 They didn't have four of one color. 1.2979 0.04119 141 108 27 6
2620 Cowboy Reboot 1.2979 0.04800 141 107 26 8
2621 You said “No shoes, no service, right?” 1.2979 0.04905 141 108 24 9
2622 No, they don’t match. They go together. 1.2979 0.04694 141 106 28 7
2623 I promised to walk a mile in both of their shoes 1.2979 0.04800 141 107 26 8
2624 With these I go clop-clip. 1.2977 0.04809 131 98 27 6
2625 Quit horsing around and give me my shoes 1.2977 0.05275 131 102 19 10
2626 Now, I want a cape. 1.2977 0.05048 131 100 23 8
2627 No, I didn't say I don't like them. I just said it was different, that's all. 1.2977 0.05048 131 100 23 8
2628 Really? Maybe I’m color blind. 1.2977 0.04623 131 99 26 6
2629 I didn’t say a thing ... 1.2977 0.05048 131 103 19 9
2630 So you swear you weren’t in my closet? 1.2977 0.04686 131 97 29 5
2631 Unbelievable. I told the salesman I was colorblind! 1.2977 0.04930 131 99 25 7
2632 I slipped the blacksmith a twenty. 1.2963 0.04711 135 101 28 6
2633 Well I think your hat's pretty silly too. 1.2963 0.05159 135 105 20 10
2634 Not matchy-matchy, anyways 1.2963 0.04940 135 103 24 8
2635 Please address me as "they." 1.2963 0.04940 135 103 24 8
2636 Be honest. Do they make me look fat? 1.2963 0.05051 135 104 22 9
2637 Both colors look great on you. 1.2963 0.03337 135 106 24 5
2638 Shoes, good. But you're still gonna need a shirt or we're not getting service." 1.2963 0.04711 135 101 28 6
2639 There's a dance down at the corral tonight. 1.2963 0.04652 135 103 25 7
2640 his 'n hers 1.2963 0.05265 135 106 18 11
2641 They had them in every color. 1.2963 0.04216 135 102 28 5
2642 Howdy pardner! I'm gender fluid. 1.2963 0.05051 135 104 22 9
2643 If you don't make fun of my shoes I won’t make fun of your hat. 1.2963 0.04940 135 103 24 8
2644 I can only get you to Kansas. The green ones are just for show. 1.2963 0.04940 135 103 24 8
2645 Don’t give me that look. I read a Gallop poll that said these were IN 1.2963 0.04711 135 101 28 6
2646 Yeah, I've been through the desert on a horse from Balmain. 1.2963 0.04940 135 103 24 8
2647 Seriously, you're not getting on my back with that. 1.2963 0.05051 135 104 22 9
2648 So, for how long did the doctor say you have to wear that hat? 1.2963 0.05265 135 106 18 11
2649 .....cuz they didn’t have two matching pairs is size 24. 1.2958 0.04771 142 108 26 8
2650 Style over substance, again? 1.2958 0.04332 142 104 34 4
2651 We may be the O.K. Corral, but that don't mean anything goes. 1.2958 0.04771 142 108 26 8
2652 I'm transitioning." 1.2957 0.05520 115 89 18 8
2653 Why aren't you wearing a mask? 1.2957 0.05790 115 91 14 10
2654 Would you believe PPE? 1.2957 0.05236 115 87 22 6
2655 You said to hurry up 1.2957 0.05236 115 87 22 6
2656 But these shoes are for a horse of a different color. 1.2955 0.04898 132 100 25 7
2657 They ran out of blue in my size. 1.2955 0.04898 132 100 25 7
2658 Yea, I could never do that look, but it works for you. 1.2955 0.04778 132 99 27 6
2659 I’m gender fluid. 1.2955 0.04898 132 100 25 7
2660 I’m not changing my hat just because you think your friends will laugh at you. 1.2955 0.03087 132 103 26 3
2661 no blacksmiths around here, these are the best I could do! 1.2955 0.05128 132 102 21 9
2662 Business in the front, horsing around in the back - that’s how I run. 1.2955 0.03685 132 101 27 4
2663 Oh yeah, well maybe these are lucky too! 1.2955 0.04898 132 100 25 7
2664 They keep getting lost in the wash. 1.2955 0.05014 132 101 23 8
2665 I told you I was uneasy using a new blacksmith from Beverly Hills? 1.2955 0.05128 132 102 21 9
2666 Whoa—so I’m colorblind? 1.2955 0.04778 132 99 27 6
2667 No one can resist a two-for-one clearance sale. Besides, think of how much you'll save in nails! 1.2955 0.03838 132 107 17 8
2668 You need to forget about dressage, this is a dude ranch! 1.2955 0.04778 132 101 24 7
2669 I know, but blacksmiths aren't an essential service. 1.2955 0.04778 132 99 27 6
2670 Saddle loafers" aren't just lazy riders, you know 1.2955 0.04465 132 99 28 5
2671 Still undecided? 1.2955 0.04465 132 101 25 6
2672 I can’t believe you’re wearing those without socks. 1.2955 0.04655 132 98 29 5
2673 Why choose if you don't have to? 1.2955 0.04530 132 97 31 4
2674 They're donating a pair for every pair purchased - so I ordered more than I need. 1.2955 0.04898 132 100 25 7
2675 I used to ride with "Billy the Ked" 1.2955 0.05014 132 101 23 8
2676 These are great, but I'm really trying to find a pair that makes a good "clippety-cloppety" sound if you know what I mean. 1.2955 0.04655 132 98 29 5
2677 We were going to the rodeo, not Rodeo Dr. But, lemme guess, Jimmy Choo and Versace. 1.2955 0.05014 132 101 23 8
2678 They were by the door and I’ve been telling you for weeks I need shoes. 1.2955 0.04898 132 100 25 7
2679 Don't you know that lf you're going to do designer shoes your bridle and saddle has to match! 1.2955 0.04717 132 103 21 8
2680 On Zoom, nobody knows you’re wearing lifts. 1.2955 0.05349 132 104 17 11
2681 When I said matchin’, I meant all four! 1.2955 0.04898 132 100 25 7
2682 They can't see 'em on Zoom. 1.2955 0.05014 132 101 23 8
2683 You’re not going anywhere without a mask. 1.2955 0.05128 132 102 21 9
2684 So you'd be willing to give up carrots for a matching bag? 1.2955 0.04655 132 98 29 5
2685 If the shoe fits, wear it" does not mean take their shoes 1.2955 0.05014 132 101 23 8
2686 It's easy. Red for rear. 1.2955 0.04778 132 99 27 6
2687 Come to think of it, you really do have two left feet. 1.2955 0.05014 132 101 23 8
2688 As a clotheshorse, I'm dressing down. 1.2955 0.04778 132 99 27 6
2689 It's the best I could do. They're human shoes. 1.2955 0.02214 132 107 21 4
2690 Yeah? Walk a mile in my shoes, pal. 1.2955 0.04898 132 100 25 7
2691 I dunno, Whitey...Aquamarine and pink? 1.2955 0.05014 132 101 23 8
2692 You're one to talk, Mr. Funny Hat. 1.2955 0.04898 132 100 25 7
2693 They were on sale, BOGO 1.2955 0.04655 132 98 29 5
2694 I'm not sure exactly, I guess I just sort of thought you'd be a bit happier that your goddamned talking horse dressed itself for the first fucking time, Danny. 1.2955 0.05349 132 104 17 11
2695 Neither matches your saddlebag. 1.2955 0.04778 132 99 27 6
2696 You can't wear those here. Wait until we get to California. 1.2955 0.05014 132 101 23 8
2697 But you said giddy up! 1.2955 0.04778 132 99 27 6
2698 Do they go with my saddle? 1.2955 0.04655 132 98 29 5
2699 I identify as a mare 1.2955 0.04778 132 99 27 6
2700 Please don’t step on my blue suede shoes. 1.2955 0.04778 132 99 27 6
2701 Does this work, or can you tell we’re two people in a horse costume? 1.2955 0.04898 132 100 25 7
2702 Trotting in those and moving your hips—we'll call it the loco-motion." 1.2955 0.04898 132 100 25 7
2703 I know they don't match, but it was all they had in my size 1.2955 0.04655 132 100 26 6
2704 How would you like it if I nailed on your shoes? 1.2955 0.04778 132 101 24 7
2705 Just remember: no white after Labor Day. 1.2955 0.04530 132 102 23 7
2706 The last thing I remember, I was at a party with Trigger and Champion. When I woke up I was wearing these. 1.2955 0.04655 132 98 29 5
2707 No one will see them on Zoom. 1.2955 0.04778 132 99 27 6
2708 So now you know I’m colorblind. 1.2955 0.05014 132 101 23 8
2709 I thought you said my saddle goes with any color 1.2955 0.04778 132 99 27 6
2710 They're horsethotics. 1.2955 0.05240 132 103 19 10
2711 What can I say. He was the only blacksmith within a 100 miles. 1.2955 0.04898 132 100 25 7
2712 I said 'Saddle shoes! Saddle shoes, Dad. None of the kids at school are wearing these dumb things." 1.2955 0.05128 132 102 21 9
2713 And that’s when I knew the horse was colorblind 1.2955 0.04898 132 100 25 7
2714 Horse shoes are so pony express. 1.2955 0.04778 132 99 27 6
2715 The horse is out of the barn! 1.2955 0.05014 132 101 23 8
2716 You know, I thought the kids screamed more than usual when I put their shoes on this morning. 1.2955 0.05014 132 101 23 8
2717 These shoes weren't made for walking. 1.2955 0.04898 132 100 25 7
2718 So that explains the disco ball in your stable. 1.2955 0.04655 132 98 29 5
2719 Well then why is it called Rodeo Drive? 1.2955 0.04898 132 100 25 7
2720 My pronouns are him/her 1.2955 0.04778 132 99 27 6
2721 I’m saving up for cowboy boots next 1.2955 0.05128 132 102 21 9
2722 Where did you get that ridiculous hat? 1.2955 0.05240 132 103 19 10
2723 But the bowling alley’s still closed and they’re just soo cute 1.2955 0.04778 132 99 27 6
2724 Fine. But I'm still wearing the pants around here 1.2955 0.04956 132 103 20 9
2725 This is the new gender normal, Jack 1.2955 0.04778 132 99 27 6
2726 Trail running in the front, power walking in the back. 1.2955 0.05014 132 101 23 8
2727 I didn't have time to paint my hooves. 1.2955 0.04778 132 99 27 6
2728 Tell me the truth-which ones do you like better? I just can’t decide! 1.2955 0.04778 132 99 27 6
2729 I put some new shoes on and suddenly everything is right 1.2955 0.04898 132 100 25 7
2730 How about an 11 in Black. 1.2955 0.04898 132 100 25 7
2731 They're reversible. 1.2955 0.05349 132 104 17 11
2732 I thought theyd go well with my dressage 1.2955 0.05014 132 101 23 8
2733 This must be what they mean by a horse of different colors 1.2955 0.05349 132 104 17 11
2734 I couldn’t decide so I went with both. 1.2955 0.04530 132 97 31 4
2735 Too hot to trot? 1.2955 0.04898 132 100 25 7
2736 They just pop so much more than my dreary old horseshoes 1.2955 0.04898 132 100 25 7
2737 It was dark when I got dressed this morning. 1.2946 0.04971 129 98 24 7
2738 You have the Nerve to criticize MY fashion sense? That's rich! 1.2946 0.04971 129 98 24 7
2739 They were all out of purple. 1.2946 0.04721 129 96 28 5
2740 It's for my galloping disability. 1.2946 0.05437 129 102 16 11
2741 I always thought animals were color blind 1.2946 0.04848 129 97 26 6
2742 So, the shoe sale went as planned? 1.2946 0.05324 129 101 18 10
2743 And they/ them/ theirs are my pronouns of choice. 1.2946 0.05209 129 100 20 9
2744 You know.... Casual Friday 1.2946 0.05092 129 99 22 8
2745 Well Well Rusty, that new ferrier in town sure has a sense of humor. 1.2946 0.05547 129 103 14 12
2746 The blacksmith said it made me look less ornery. 1.2946 0.05209 129 100 20 9
2747 You'll be a big hit at the O.K. Corral. 1.2946 0.03550 129 102 22 5
2748 The word, Clive, is "non-binary." 1.2946 0.05209 129 100 20 9
2749 I have this little substance abuse problem… Expensive footwear. 1.2946 0.05092 129 99 22 8
2750 I don't care what color or style they are as long as I don't have to put them on with nails. 1.2946 0.05324 129 101 18 10
2751 I said prancing! Not dancing!! 1.2946 0.04721 129 96 28 5
2752 They were real cheap the size 16 never sells . 1.2946 0.05092 129 99 22 8
2753 They make me hot to trot. 1.2946 0.04721 129 96 28 5
2754 This was all they had in my size. 1.2946 0.04721 129 96 28 5
2755 Last time we get shoes from old man Vuitton. 1.2946 0.05209 129 100 20 9
2756 . "yeee...put on your red shoes and dance the blues" 1.2946 0.04971 129 98 24 7
2757 I couldn’t decide so I thought, why not? 1.2946 0.05547 129 103 14 12
2758 You’re not actually going to wear that on me, are you? 1.2932 0.04501 133 98 31 4
2759 Fashion over function. 1.2932 0.04981 133 102 23 8
2760 They had a sale. Couldn't decide. 1.2932 0.04866 133 101 25 7
2761 I now require a matching saddle AND rider, so hop to it, cowboy. 1.2932 0.04866 133 101 25 7
2762 ... and wearing boots is your own decision. 1.2932 0.04626 133 99 29 5
2763 Dude, they’re Gucci. That’s how I’m branded. 1.2932 0.04626 133 99 29 5
2764 I said horseshoes not tap shoes. 1.2932 0.04437 133 102 25 6
2765 No, you would look silly with a hat 1.2932 0.04866 133 101 25 7
2766 Mix-&-Match is the latest craze in Horseshoes. 1.2932 0.04501 133 98 31 4
2767 I'm Snowflake,and my pronouns are he, she, him, her, his, hers. 1.2932 0.05205 133 104 19 10
2768 And my pronouns are they, them, and their. 1.2932 0.04104 133 95 37 1
2769 Fashion is my passion, dude 1.2932 0.04747 133 100 27 6
2770 These are my Work From Home shoes 1.2932 0.04981 133 102 23 8
2771 You’re new around here, aren’t you. 1.2923 0.04938 130 99 24 7
2772 These days I prefer comfort over style. 1.2913 0.04887 127 96 25 6
2773 This is why I need a closet. 1.2913 0.05137 127 98 21 8
2774 I told you shoe shopping on-line is a bad idea 1.2913 0.04346 127 92 33 2
2775 Does this hat make me look taller? 1.2913 0.03084 127 102 20 5
2776 Dressage in Prada? 1.2913 0.05013 127 97 23 7
2777 They were on sale and my size. 1.2913 0.05257 127 99 19 9
2778 Dang if my FedEx deliveries are missing again. 1.2913 0.05374 127 100 17 10
2779 Don’t look at me like that; It was still dark when I got dressed this morning. 1.2913 0.05137 127 98 21 8
2780 Well, I stopped horsing around and finally bought new shoes. 1.2913 0.04823 127 98 22 7
2781 Oh, no, Wyatt...not in that hat! 1.2913 0.04887 127 96 25 6
2782 Another date with that handsome Palomino?" 1.2913 0.04346 127 92 33 2
2783 Best I could do, The blacksmith was quarantined! 1.2913 0.04887 127 98 22 7
2784 Are those the new Air Horse Ones? 1.2913 0.04624 127 94 29 4
2785 I see you finally Came Out of the pasture. 1.2913 0.05013 127 97 23 7
2786 Well, now that's a horseshoe of a different color... 1.2913 0.05013 127 97 23 7
2787 Now where did I put that matching mask? 1.2913 0.04887 127 96 25 6
2788 I don’t care that you got overnight shipping! 1.2913 0.05137 127 98 21 8
2789 I tried clicking the back two together, but clearly I’m still here. 1.2913 0.04887 127 96 25 6
2790 We need to add some color to our image and the farrier says this is the latest fashion in the West. 1.2913 0.02124 127 103 20 4
2791 I'm sorry. I was sure this cartoon would be black and white. 1.2913 0.04758 127 95 27 5
2792 Now, give me your Pharrell hat to complete the look. 1.2913 0.05137 127 98 21 8
2793 Listen, what Cheryl doesn't know won't hurt her. 1.2913 0.04887 127 96 25 6
2794 I am hedging my bets for November. 1.2913 0.04887 127 96 25 6
2795 I don’t know how to break this to you, but the Rose Parade has been cancelled. 1.2913 0.05137 127 98 21 8
2796 My front legs don't know what my back legs are doing. 1.2913 0.04758 127 95 27 5
2797 The ruby ones are to get to Kansas. The bluish ones: Portland. 1.2913 0.05257 127 99 19 9
2798 It’s gonna be real embarrassing playing horseshoes with the boys tonight. 1.2913 0.05257 127 99 19 9
2799 You have a lot of nerve to criticize my shoes when wearing THAT hat! 1.2913 0.04624 127 94 29 4
2800 Look, if your wearing those shoes, I’m wearing this hat! 1.2913 0.05013 127 97 23 7
2801 I wouldn't mind if you hadn't taken my Jordan's... 1.2913 0.04758 127 95 27 5
2802 I was so over the horseshoes! 1.2913 0.05257 127 99 19 9
2803 I don't know what kind of state I'm in. 1.2913 0.05013 127 97 23 7
2804 You know red & teal don't go together, right? 1.2913 0.04823 127 98 22 7
2805 Couldn't decide which way to vote. 1.2913 0.04887 127 96 25 6
2806 If you tap the hind shoes together three times, do you get to go home? 1.2913 0.04624 127 94 29 4
2807 No, I said to wear your tap shoes. 1.2913 0.05374 127 100 17 10
2808 What do you mean, you don't like tap? 1.2913 0.04887 127 96 25 6
2809 It will be even cooler when I go in for shoe rotation. 1.2913 0.04887 127 96 25 6
2810 Is that a cactus in your hat, or are you just glad to see me? 1.2913 0.05602 127 102 13 12
2811 My farrier says to not get them wet 1.2913 0.05137 127 98 21 8
2812 Where did you even find a gender reveal party around here? 1.2913 0.05257 127 99 19 9
2813 What? It’s for a gender reveal 1.2913 0.04887 127 96 25 6
2814 They said I had two left feet so I had to differentiate which ones 1.2913 0.04624 127 94 29 4
2815 I still don’t understand how that’s going to help you remember left from right 1.2913 0.05013 127 97 23 7
2816 I don’t want to hear it, I know I shouldn’t online shop after eating fermented apples. 1.2913 0.05137 127 98 21 8
2817 I should have said new horseshoes, not new shoes 1.2913 0.05013 127 97 23 7
2818 I know what you're thinking..."Where did he get that saddle?" 1.2913 0.04487 127 93 31 3
2819 Well, you can't judge me wearing a hat like that. 1.2913 0.04887 127 96 25 6
2820 This is the fourth gender reveal I’ve gotten roped into this month. 1.2913 0.05137 127 98 21 8
2821 It was just another saddle-‘er-up at the OK-Corral when Raven refused to go out until Cowboy Buddy told her which shoes looked best. 1.2913 0.05257 127 99 19 9
2822 I thought I’d add a splash of color to my ecological hoofprint. 1.2903 0.05465 124 98 16 10
2823 Good try, but those won’t keep you out of the cavalry. 1.2903 0.04828 124 93 26 5
2824 Yeah, apparently they thought I said, ‘whore shoes.’ 1.2903 0.05583 124 99 14 11
2825 What do you mean rehearsals have been canceled?! 1.2903 0.04690 124 92 28 4
2826 Well, Dave, if the shoe fits.... 1.2903 0.04828 124 93 26 5
2827 Is it really a tough choice? 1.2891 0.02861 128 102 22 4
2828 Why are you surprised? You know I'm a Tennessee Walking Horse. 1.2891 0.04854 128 97 25 6
2829 Sorry, I can't take these shoes off. They're nailed on. 1.2891 0.04854 128 97 25 6
2830 Let’s put a brighter bulb in your stall. 1.2891 0.04979 128 98 23 7
2831 You think I could borrow your hat? 1.2891 0.05101 128 99 21 8
2832 Hooves matter too. 1.2891 0.04979 128 98 23 7
2833 Yes, the blue are the front-runners, but only because the red are closest to a horse’s ass 1.2891 0.03356 128 107 14 7
2834 I’m sorry, but the New Yorker only accepts unintelligible cartoons in black and white. 1.2891 0.05101 128 99 21 8
2835 My farrier is color blind. 1.2891 0.05221 128 100 19 9
2836 They’re harder to pitch, but at least they offer a bit of orthopedic support. 1.2891 0.04458 128 94 31 3
2837 Brooks Brothers clearance sale. 1.2891 0.04854 128 97 25 6
2838 I snagged the last two size eights at DSW. 1.2880 0.04927 125 95 24 6
2839 So they don't match. Your going "Whoah" doesn't help. 1.2880 0.04927 125 95 24 6
2840 Oh, sure, my hat, but did I say anything about your shoes? 1.2880 0.05183 125 97 20 8
2841 The blacksmith opens in phase 3. 1.2880 0.04795 125 94 26 5
2842 What? Zappos had a sale. 1.2880 0.04795 125 94 26 5
2843 Trust me, the horseshoe market is ripe for disruption. 1.2880 0.05306 125 98 18 9
2844 I shouldn't have worried. The blacksmith was on Project Runway. 1.2880 0.04795 125 94 26 5
2845 Funny hat... 1.2880 0.04795 125 94 26 5
2846 Oh yeah? Well, your *hat* should be outlawed. 1.2880 0.04927 125 95 24 6
2847 I cant decide. You choose." 1.2869 0.04725 122 91 27 4
2848 My back feet are a size smaller 1.2869 0.05004 122 93 23 6
2849 Hi-yo Imelda, away! 1.2869 0.04796 122 94 22 6
2850 Use the green for pastures and the red for getting back to Kansas. 1.2869 0.05137 122 94 21 7
2851 Since I have to pay for these shoes, the days of free rides are over. 1.2869 0.04725 122 91 27 4
2852 Wrong. Green shoes starboard. Red shoes port. At this rate you’ll never become a sea horse. 1.2869 0.05137 122 94 21 7
2853 Look, Farmer John...you CAN do anything, but lay off of my blue suede shoes 1.2869 0.05267 122 95 19 8
2854 We're not in Kansas anymore, so don't you step on my blue suede shoes. 1.2869 0.05137 122 94 21 7
2855 I said get ready for the rodeo... not Rodeo. 1.2869 0.04273 122 93 25 4
2856 The blacksmith is working from home. 1.2869 0.04866 122 92 25 5
2857 Since I am a talking horse, we need to discuss your continued exploitation of me and the tyrannical order in which you have placed me. In short, I am one woke horse and I want you to get off my back! 1.2869 0.05267 122 95 19 8
2858 I got them in the Neigh-man Marcus closeout 1.2869 0.04725 122 91 27 4
2859 My shoes are ridiculous? What about your hat? 1.2869 0.05004 122 93 23 6
2860 I like 'em fine, I just think you're more of an autumn 1.2869 0.04429 122 89 31 2
2861 Well, let me tell you why. My last gig was at a high-end private playschool and the kids liked to play dress up. 1.2869 0.05004 122 93 23 6
2862 That's what I get for hiring a color-blind farrier. 1.2869 0.04866 122 95 22 5
2863 We are not riding into town with those shoes. 1.2869 0.05137 122 94 21 7
2864 You're lucky I even bought you shoes! 1.2869 0.05640 122 98 13 11
2865 Of course not. I wear my sneakers around the barn. 1.2869 0.05004 122 93 23 6
2866 My dressage coach says I'm ready for the next level. 1.2869 0.05267 122 95 19 8
2867 They’re not perfect, but close counts for horseshoes. 1.2869 0.05004 122 93 23 6
2868 Why did I name you Imelda? 1.2869 0.04866 122 92 25 5
2869 But the second pair was half off. 1.2869 0.04112 122 95 23 4
2870 Do you think it's too much? The sales clerk said they were this season's trend. 1.2869 0.04936 122 97 17 8
2871 I’ve told you this before Ol’ Bessie: you can wear my high heels, sandals, or boots, but my pumps are off-limit! 1.2869 0.05267 122 95 19 8
2872 Let's get this straight. You can do anything you want to do, but lay off my blue suede shoes. 1.2869 0.05395 122 96 17 9
2873 I am not about to emerge from six months of quarantine with nothing to show for it. From the top this time. Five, six, seven, eight! 1.2869 0.05137 122 94 21 7
2874 I thought I’d go for business in the front party in the back 1.2869 0.05267 122 95 19 8
2875 My therapist recommended it. 1.2869 0.04580 122 90 29 3
2876 I don't have to choose! I'm gender fluid. 1.2869 0.04866 122 92 25 5
2877 So I realized, I'll just have to go closed-toes: With COVID, it's way too risky to get a pedicure. 1.2868 0.04946 129 99 23 7
2878 They make me feel pretty, don't judge. 1.2846 0.04548 123 91 29 3
2879 That hat will just make us look ridiculous 1.2846 0.04692 123 92 27 4
2880 we ordered horse shoes not whore's shoes! " 1.2846 0.05101 123 95 21 7
2881 For years you’ve always treated me like I was beneath you. 1.2846 0.04968 123 94 23 6
2882 So I says to her, "I want them loafers, neigh, I NEED them loafers" 1.2846 0.04968 123 94 23 6
2883 Is it weird that my saddle doesn’t match? 1.2846 0.04692 123 92 27 4
2884 Your never take me to see your friends. 1.2846 0.04548 123 91 29 3
2885 That's just great. Now no one will notice my new hat. 1.2846 0.04692 123 92 27 4
2886 I am the wrong one to ask which looks better. 1.2846 0.04968 123 94 23 6
2887 You look better in the stilettos. 1.2846 0.05230 123 96 19 8
2888 They didn’t have my size in both colors. 1.2846 0.04474 123 93 26 4
2889 The blue, definitely the blue. 1.2846 0.04968 123 94 23 6
2890 I do appreciate the thought, but I don't think we should be dating. 1.2846 0.05230 123 96 19 8
2891 What – I don't get socks? 1.2846 0.05101 123 95 21 7
2892 Now, see here .... 1.2846 0.04901 123 101 12 10
2893 I'm breaking them in. 1.2846 0.04832 123 93 25 5
2894 I prefer the red ones 1.2846 0.04832 123 93 25 5
2895 Well, I got tired of metal, so I went with leather. 1.2846 0.04968 123 94 23 6
2896 Kick off those Park Avenue pumps. You're the moron who talked me into selling the condo to buy a ranch. 1.2846 0.05479 123 98 15 10
2897 I saved you a lot by not getting a different color for each hoof. 1.2846 0.04968 123 94 23 6
2898 Gender reveal party at high noon. 1.2846 0.05230 123 96 19 8
2899 You never take me dancing anymore 1.2846 0.04968 123 94 23 6
2900 If you don’t pull that trigger, you’ll never reveal my gender 1.2846 0.04003 123 96 25 2
2901 It all started when I switched from oats to fruit loops 1.2846 0.04692 123 92 27 4
2902 Who needs to hold their horses now, huh? 1.2846 0.03166 123 97 23 3
2903 Nothing says “yee-haw” like Elvis-Blue-suede up front with a little Dorothy-No-Place-Like-Home taking up the rear. 1.2846 0.04968 123 94 23 6
2904 Those look new. 1.2846 0.05101 123 95 21 7
2905 They thought this would be a good gender reveal idea. 1.2846 0.05101 123 95 21 7
2906 This is actually the worst gender reveal I’ve ever been to. 1.2846 0.05230 123 96 19 8
2907 If you’re going to wear the dress I’m thinking of, go with blue. 1.2846 0.05479 123 98 15 10
2908 I'm supporting small business. 1.2844 0.05389 109 84 19 6
2909 When I said we’re going to a dance tonight, I meant me, not you 1.2843 0.05464 102 78 19 5
2910 "I 'm not colorblind. I'm simply a horse of a different color." 1.2833 0.04457 120 88 30 2
2911 I can see you weren't raised in a barn. 1.2833 0.05183 120 93 20 7
2912 The salesperson was very convincing. 1.2833 0.04611 120 89 28 3
2913 This is the last time I let you pick out shoes. 1.2833 0.05046 120 92 22 6
2914 His & Hers Horseshoes. 1.2833 0.04457 120 88 30 2
2915 Yeah, well your hat's funny lookin' too. 1.2833 0.05046 120 92 22 6
2916 I feel like you want something from this relationship that I’m not ready to give. 1.2833 0.04906 120 91 24 5
2917 I'm sorry, I thought it went shoes make the mare! 1.2833 0.05046 120 92 22 6
2918 Couldn't you have gotten two pairs in the same color? 1.2833 0.04761 120 90 26 4
2919 You're a half-pint cowboy in a 20-gallon hat and you're questioning my taste in shoes? 1.2833 0.04906 120 91 24 5
2920 We can't go for a ride when I'm in my party shoes. 1.2833 0.04761 120 90 26 4
2921 You wanted comfort, I wanted style. This is as good a compromise as we're going to get. 1.2833 0.04687 120 92 23 5
2922 Surprise! You're having twins - a boy and a girl. 1.2833 0.04761 120 90 26 4
2923 I’m leaning towards the pink. 1.2833 0.04611 120 89 28 3
2924 Please tell me your kids are going back to school in the fall. 1.2833 0.04906 120 91 24 5
2925 Secretariat is your hero, not mine. 1.2833 0.04761 120 90 26 4
2926 I misunderstood. I thought you said get ready to go to the chorale not the corral. 1.2833 0.05046 120 92 22 6
2927 Don't mind the colors, it was hard enough just to find them in my size. 1.2833 0.05046 120 92 22 6
2928 Yeah, with professional sports on hold, I'm going to be sponsored by Nike. 1.2833 0.05317 120 94 18 8
2929 That's the last time I buy a horse in the city. 1.2833 0.04611 120 89 28 3
2930 They're yours??? 1.2833 0.05183 120 93 20 7
2931 I think I'm leaning toward "blue." I don't have a lot of pink in my wardrobe. 1.2833 0.04761 120 90 26 4
2932 The dance isn't till this evening, that's why! Now get ready for work. 1.2833 0.04761 120 90 26 4
2933 Ready for some dressage? 1.2833 0.04906 120 94 20 6
2934 You can play with my shoes but I cant play with yours? 1.2833 0.05046 120 92 22 6
2935 Tell you what, don't mention the orthotics -- and I'll overlook the underbite. 1.2833 0.04611 120 89 28 3
2936 Dang! All dressed up and nowhere to go! 1.2833 0.05046 120 92 22 6
2937 Why do you have different color shoes? Wait, why do you have shoes? 1.2833 0.05317 120 94 18 8
2938 Before I get them nailed on, I think I should take another look at the strappy Manolo's. 1.2833 0.05183 120 93 20 7
2939 No more trips to the big city, hoss. 1.2833 0.04906 120 91 24 5
2940 I’d say the front pair is a little bit Country and the back a little bit Rock ‘N Roll.” 👢👢👢 1.2833 0.04906 120 91 24 5
2941 Damnit, Bessy. This ain't that kind of wild West. 1.2833 0.05046 120 92 22 6
2942 Busy morning? 1.2833 0.04761 120 90 26 4
2943 They don’t match your saddle. 1.2833 0.05046 120 92 22 6
2944 You can't be more amaze of my shoes than me talking to you 1.2833 0.04906 120 91 24 5
2945 I can’t. I have rehearsal. 1.2833 0.05317 120 94 18 8
2946 ...and if the back shoes explode, it means the baby is a girl 1.2833 0.05046 120 92 22 6
2947 More like giddy-up and glow! 1.2833 0.04906 120 91 24 5
2948 All the pretty horses wear them. 1.2823 0.05065 124 96 21 7
2949 Just because I am ‘The Horse Whisperer’ doesn’t mean you have to get all dressed up for me. 1.2810 0.05010 121 93 22 6
2950 I think I like them better with the red in the front and the blue in the back. 1.2810 0.05407 121 96 16 9
2951 You’d just be throwing away your vote. 1.2810 0.05146 121 94 20 7
2952 Amazon? 1.2810 0.04727 121 91 26 4
2953 Horseshoes have really changed since I was a kid. 1.2810 0.05278 121 95 18 8
2954 Look, if they don't match we're just going to look stupid. 1.2810 0.05010 121 93 22 6
2955 A seldomly heard word is within range. 1.2810 0.04871 121 92 24 5
2956 How mant times do I have to tell you? Red goes on the left, green goes on the right. 1.2810 0.05278 121 95 18 8
2957 Shit, man, don't think us equines don't have LGBTQ too. 1.2810 0.04579 121 90 28 3
2958 Does this mean we won’t be playing horseshoes anymore? 1.2810 0.04871 121 92 24 5
2959 The shoes may be unusual. But what’s really strange is that I’m doing the talking. 1.2810 0.04727 121 91 26 4
2960 If that ain’t a horseshoe of a different color. 1.2810 0.04579 121 90 28 3
2961 I didn't want to be too matchy matchy. 1.2804 0.05108 107 81 22 4
2962 Seriously? If you can wear that hat I can wear these shoes. 1.2797 0.04872 118 92 20 6
2963 I'm pretty sure he's the only blacksmith who went to RISD. 1.2797 0.04644 118 88 27 3
2964 your choice. either you lose the hat or I wear these shoes. 1.2787 0.05109 122 95 20 7
2965 What? Not your style? 1.2787 0.04974 122 94 22 6
2966 So, the new farrier used to work for Christian Dior? 1.2787 0.05109 122 95 20 7
2967 I got the big hat. You got the cool shoes. We're a team. 1.2787 0.05492 122 98 14 10
2968 Really. Look at what you wearing. 1.2787 0.04974 122 94 22 6
2969 No no, I swear— I have actual feet. 1.2787 0.05109 122 95 20 7
2970 They're so comfy! And my mile time got faster! 1.2787 0.04836 122 93 24 5
2971 Your game’s over... looks like you wont be able to toss these bad boys around.” 1.2773 0.04611 119 94 19 6
2972 Get a life Dude, they're just ballet slippers! I see by your outfit that you are a cowboy. 1.2773 0.04910 119 91 23 5
2973 I don't want to tell you how to do your job, but horses have hooves. 1.2773 0.05327 119 94 17 8
2974 Okay, and what makes you the official authority on style Mr Hat Guy? 1.2773 0.05327 119 94 17 8
2975 I'm pretty sure he's the only blacksmith to graduate from RISD. 1.2773 0.04762 119 90 25 4
2976 We can't go to the rodeo if you look like that. 1.2773 0.05192 119 93 19 7
2977 This new look is going to change the face of mane-stream fashion! 1.2773 0.05192 119 93 19 7
2978 They say I’m a horse of a different color. 1.2773 0.05053 119 92 21 6
2979 It’s called ‘Product Placement’. 1.2773 0.04762 119 90 25 4
2980 That's what you get for ordering shoes online. 1.2766 0.05741 94 73 16 5
2981 I know they don't match 1.2764 0.05072 123 96 20 7
2982 The purple were too tight. 1.2764 0.04661 123 93 26 4
2983 Goddamned Zappos. 1.2764 0.04939 123 95 22 6
2984 Only because you went and got yourself a ten-gallon hat. 1.2759 0.05135 116 90 20 6
2985 So you think that hat of yours is more practical? 1.2759 0.05135 116 90 20 6
2986 It's called fashion. 1.2759 0.04513 116 86 28 2
2987 Fred, what does ‘sensible’ mean? 1.2759 0.04834 116 88 24 4
2988 Sorry, Elvis... they only had one pair of the blue suede shoes. 1.2759 0.03259 116 92 21 3
2989 I’ll take off the shoes when you ditch the hat. 1.2759 0.04834 116 88 24 4
2990 You said I could pick this time. 1.2759 0.04676 116 87 26 3
2991 I refuse to be shoddily shod. 1.2759 0.05419 116 92 16 8
2992 At a gallop they turn purple. 1.2759 0.04676 116 87 26 3
2993 No, thanks, I'll keep them on. Being original is a plus on mating season 1.2759 0.05279 116 91 18 7
2994 Until you walk a mile in MY shoes, I don't want to hear it! 1.2759 0.05135 116 90 20 6
2995 You’re going to talk to me about coördination in that hat? 1.2759 0.04834 116 88 24 4
2996 What could I do? It kept autocorrecting to "house shoes". 1.2759 0.04834 116 88 24 4
2997 Hey, you didn't specify what kind of horseshoes I should get. 1.2759 0.05135 116 90 20 6
2998 Don't say anything. I didn't comment on your hat. 1.2759 0.04513 116 91 20 5
2999 What can I say? I'm a horse of a different color. 1.2759 0.04987 116 89 22 5
3000 Whoever took'em must have really needed luck." 1.2759 0.05135 116 90 20 6
3001 Next time wear a bandana with some color, dude! 1.2759 0.04987 116 89 22 5
3002 Zappos, 50% off with free shipping. You like? 1.2759 0.05135 116 90 20 6
3003 I can tolerate the shoes...but an English saddle? 1.2759 0.05135 116 90 20 6
3004 The red ones make you look fat 1.2759 0.05279 116 91 18 7
3005 They're more comfortable than horseshoes and my preferred personal pronoun is "they." 1.2759 0.05279 116 91 18 7
3006 Are flats okay? 1.2759 0.04676 116 87 26 3
3007 I thought, "You've got your hat, but what do I have?" 1.2759 0.05135 116 90 20 6
3008 Don’t give me any crap about the hat, Mister Fancy Shoes! 1.2759 0.04257 116 87 27 2
3009 That’s not 6 feet partner! 1.2759 0.04987 116 89 22 5
3010 "Ok, tell me who you are today, Prince or Princess? 1.2759 0.05419 116 92 16 8
3011 Damn. The cobbler must be filling in for the blacksmith again. 1.2759 0.04513 116 89 24 3
3012 You said it yourself: sometimes you just have to kick it up a notch... 1.2759 0.04676 116 87 26 3
3013 Horseshoes are so last season... 1.2759 0.04834 116 88 24 4
3014 I have trouble making decisions.” 1.2759 0.04987 116 89 22 5
3015 That's the last time I send you off alone to the farrier! 1.2759 0.04987 116 89 22 5
3016 That’s right, Wilbur, a gender reveal party. 1.2759 0.05279 116 91 18 7
3017 I thought we were going dancing. 1.2759 0.05135 116 90 20 6
3018 Oh Dave, Dave, Dave. My shoes? Real mature 1.2759 0.04834 116 88 24 4
3019 My feet hurt. What's your excuse? 1.2759 0.04987 116 89 22 5
3020 Okay, well I heard Ferragamo, not farrier. 1.2759 0.04987 116 89 22 5
3021 Sure, they'll slow me down, but just think of how many heads we'll turn. 1.2759 0.05135 116 90 20 6
3022 I was thinking red on the right and blue on the left. 1.2759 0.05279 116 91 18 7
3023 You're a horse, they're shoes. Go with it. 1.2759 0.05279 116 91 18 7
3024 Hey boss, can I borrow your hat? 1.2759 0.05279 116 91 18 7
3025 Didn’t you say whore’s shoes? 1.2759 0.05279 116 91 18 7
3026 I'm wearing flats, you've got your big hat, but you're still shorter. 1.2759 0.05279 116 91 18 7
3027 I've out-grown clippity-clop and want to move on to tap-tap-tappity-tap. 1.2759 0.04676 116 87 26 3
3028 Okay, if you can't canter, trot or gallup in those, how about the Texas two-step? 1.2759 0.05135 116 90 20 6
3029 You couldn't get four that matched? 1.2759 0.04834 116 88 24 4
3030 Manolos are always such a good choice for comfort. 1.2759 0.04987 116 89 22 5
3031 I don't care if they're from Neiman. You look ridiculous. 1.2759 0.05135 116 90 20 6
3032 There’s a new Sheriffs Horse in town 1.2759 0.04077 116 91 21 4
3033 I toll ja. Green fer ‘geeyup’ - red fer ‘whoa’. Thems backwards. 1.2759 0.05135 116 90 20 6
3034 Are you a good witch or a bad witch? I'm kinda confused. 1.2759 0.04676 116 87 26 3
3035 No... you can't wear my hat. 1.2759 0.05279 116 91 18 7
3036 Buy a pair and get a pair free? 1.2759 0.04676 116 87 26 3
3037 I guess what I'm trying to say is that I'm looking for more of a cowman. 1.2759 0.04513 116 86 28 2
3038 Oh, so you wanted me to clop around the fields in metal rings like some kind of animal? 1.2759 0.05135 116 90 20 6
3039 You don’t know someone until you walk in his shoes. 1.2759 0.04987 116 89 22 5
3040 Remind me to buy you two sets of the same colour next time. 1.2759 0.05135 116 90 20 6
3041 They’re even more lucky now that I can express who I really am. 1.2759 0.05135 116 90 20 6
3042 I can tell you how it feels. Good. It feels good. 1.2759 0.04834 116 88 24 4
3043 I’m having a they 1.2759 0.05135 116 90 20 6
3044 You’re bowling in those? 1.2759 0.05135 116 90 20 6
3045 You have no idea the miles you can put on these 1.2759 0.04834 116 88 24 4
3046 They have free return shipping, so I don't have to keep both pairs. 1.2759 0.05135 116 90 20 6
3047 Don’t even ask... you wouldn’t know the designer. 1.2759 0.04513 116 86 28 2
3048 I’m helping the economy 1.2759 0.04344 116 90 22 4
3049 For ankle support, pardner, I’d prefer high tops. 1.2750 0.04422 120 89 29 2
3050 If it's a boy, it's gonna hurt. If it's a girl, it's gonna hurt. 1.2719 0.05328 114 90 17 7
3051 I know I approved Funky Shoe Friday, but this is a step too far... 1.2719 0.04871 114 92 15 7
3052 I'm off to see the wizard in shoes of a different color. 1.2719 0.05180 114 89 19 6
3053 Saddled up for the Texas Pride Parade. 1.2719 0.05328 114 90 17 7
3054 You were supposed to use them to tell right from left, not front from back. 1.2719 0.04709 114 86 25 3
3055 You're wearing a ten-gallon hat with THOSE chaps? 1.2719 0.04871 114 92 15 7
3056 Tex, if I was in your shoes, I just wouldn't be such a colorful character. 1.2719 0.05180 114 94 11 9
3057 Then I got the second pair for half off. 1.2719 0.05180 114 89 19 6
3058 If you think I'm wearing horseshoes you're crazy. 1.2719 0.05180 114 89 19 6
3059 Didn’t you say you wanted me to start wearing whores shoes? 1.2719 0.05328 114 90 17 7
3060 My wife wants her shoes back, but we can keep her hat... 1.2719 0.05028 114 88 21 5
3061 It's the pebbles...." 1.2719 0.04871 114 92 15 7
3062 Now it’s your turn to try horseshoes 1.2719 0.05180 114 89 19 6
3063 . . . then, like an idiot, I shelled out another two-hundred for matching gloves. 1.2719 0.05180 114 89 19 6
3064 I’m thinking the same color on each side might have a nicer feel. 1.2719 0.05180 114 89 19 6
3065 Your French farrier says metal is passé this season.. 1.2719 0.05328 114 90 17 7
3066 Could be worse. At least I'm not sponsoring glue. 1.2719 0.05612 114 92 13 9
3067 Now look lets get this straight Port is Red Left, Starboard is Green Right 1.2719 0.05472 114 91 15 8
3068 I never said anything when you started with that hat! 1.2719 0.04709 114 86 25 3
3069 Yes, we'll be going straight from the barbecue to the square dance. 1.2719 0.04709 114 86 25 3
3070 You look different somehow. 1.2719 0.05180 114 89 19 6
3071 I thought you might want a dance partner during this COVID thing 1.2719 0.04709 114 91 17 6
3072 I had to go to the pinksmith and the tealsmith. 1.2719 0.05028 114 88 21 5
3073 Blue Leads; Red Trails 1.2719 0.04542 114 90 19 5
3074 They say Texas is going to turn blue 1.2719 0.04871 114 87 23 4
3075 The proper term is 'colorsmith' 1.2719 0.04871 114 87 23 4
3076 Remember now, clip blue, clop red, clip blue clop red. No galloping ! 1.2719 0.05328 114 90 17 7
3077 I thought you said "Uptown Road" 1.2719 0.04871 114 87 23 4
3078 My new shoes, ? take a look at your self with your hat on 1.2719 0.04871 114 87 23 4
3079 How did you know about my shoe closet? 1.2719 0.04709 114 86 25 3
3080 I suppose you don't think that hat makes you look ridiculous. 1.2719 0.05180 114 89 19 6
3081 Only two pairs of deep-discounted Jimmy Choo double wides left in my size. How could I say nay? 1.2719 0.05028 114 88 21 5
3082 Do you have something with better arch support? 1.2719 0.05180 114 89 19 6
3083 You're a regular clothes horse, aren't you? 1.2719 0.04871 114 87 23 4
3084 But, the farrier doesn’t reopen till Phase 2. 1.2719 0.05328 114 90 17 7
3085 She said these will double my 'horse power'. 1.2719 0.04709 114 86 25 3
3086 Well they do make your legs look great. 1.2719 0.05612 114 92 13 9
3087 But you said you’d go on a trip with me.. 1.2719 0.05472 114 91 15 8
3088 The second pair was for free 1.2719 0.04871 114 87 23 4
3089 All dressed up with nowhere to go 1.2719 0.05328 114 90 17 7
3090 I thought it was a zoom meeting 1.2719 0.05180 114 89 19 6
3091 I thought you said house shoes 1.2719 0.05180 114 89 19 6
3092 You know this isn’t really necessary for dressage. 1.2719 0.04871 114 87 23 4
3093 Why? Because they're Jimmy Choo's and I love them. 1.2712 0.04609 118 89 26 3
3094 First of all, we need to get you a pair of water shoes. 1.2712 0.05471 118 95 14 9
3095 i like them both but the green ones match your eyes 1.2712 0.04197 118 89 27 2
3096 Foal due. Keeping my options open. 1.2712 0.05058 118 92 20 6
3097 I’m here to see a man about a horse. 1.2712 0.05199 118 93 18 7
3098 Our time is now, Roy. Dancing with the Stars finally called. 1.2712 0.05199 118 93 18 7
3099 Sorry to keep you waiting, I had to borrow some shoes. 1.2712 0.04763 118 90 24 4
3100 I told that farrier godmother to leave you alone. 1.2712 0.05199 118 93 18 7
3101 They were out of Birkenstocks. 1.2712 0.04449 118 88 28 2
3102 Let's hope the dudes get tired of playing horse shoes pretty soon. 1.2712 0.04913 118 91 22 5
3103 ”All the other yearlings are wearing them. 1.2712 0.05058 118 92 20 6
3104 You’re not the first cowboy that’s broken my heart. 1.2712 0.04609 118 89 26 3
3105 I may no longer be lucky, but I finally feel beautiful. 1.2712 0.05058 118 92 20 6
3106 You’re having a boy and a girl 1.2712 0.04913 118 91 22 5
3107 I wanted to stand out 1.2712 0.05337 118 94 16 8
3108 What are you doing? Those are last season! 1.2712 0.05199 118 93 18 7
3109 They call me ‘The Colorblind Kid’. Why you askin’? 1.2712 0.04913 118 91 22 5
3110 I'm hot to trot. 1.2703 0.04605 111 83 26 2
3111 Better arch support. The color's just for show. 1.2703 0.04779 111 84 24 3
3112 Now the saddle's all wrong! 1.2703 0.05111 111 86 20 5
3113 I see we are having supply chain issues 1.2703 0.05030 111 88 17 6
3114 OK. Fine! I'll tie the laces." 1.2703 0.05422 111 88 16 7
3115 They told you I was a Shoe Horse. 1.2703 0.05422 111 88 16 7
3116 I would say this quarantine is getting out of hand if I didn't look so fantastic! 1.2703 0.04864 111 87 19 5
3117 F**k the pasture, I’m heading to Vegas. 1.2703 0.05111 111 86 20 5
3118 Well, you trying wearing horseshoes and see how you like them. 1.2696 0.04835 115 88 23 4
3119 No, that doesn't make you a clotheshorse. 1.2689 0.04728 119 91 24 4
3120 Interesting hat choice. 1.2679 0.05071 112 87 20 5
3121 And when I gallop they’re purple. 1.2679 0.05526 112 90 14 8
3122 Online ordering messed up again 1.2679 0.04743 112 85 24 3
3123 I decided to try a colorsmith..... 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
3124 Yes, I'm conflicted. Hoofware says their products are specifically designed for the open range. And, to avoid cancelling, they advise to always go commando when in the corral. 1.2679 0.04481 112 91 16 5
3125 Dressage boots? I was sure you said dress boots. 1.2679 0.05227 112 88 18 6
3126 I'm not sure. Should they match front and back or left side and right? 1.2679 0.05526 112 90 14 8
3127 You are lucky that you did not find stilettos. 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
3128 Yeah, you never did run with the herd... 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
3129 When did Jimmy Choo become the town’s farrier? 1.2679 0.05227 112 88 18 6
3130 Well, no one ever asked me what I wanted, before. 1.2679 0.05227 112 88 18 6
3131 So, I said to Dorothy, " What are you going to do with the shoes?" 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
3132 Tell the blacksmith I've changed my mind. I'll wear the mask. 1.2679 0.05227 112 88 18 6
3133 Do these shoes make me look like a cow? 1.2679 0.05227 112 88 18 6
3134 Put ‘em on, lace ‘em up Lace ‘em up, put ‘em on Put ‘em on, lace ‘em up, rawhide! 1.2679 0.05227 112 88 18 6
3135 Almost" counts 1.2679 0.05670 112 91 12 9
3136 That's the last time I'll let Darlene ride you to Gucci Gulch 1.2679 0.05526 112 90 14 8
3137 I said raceway not runway!! 1.2679 0.05071 112 87 20 5
3138 I'll give them back when I return from the stud farm. 1.2679 0.05071 112 87 20 5
3139 They make my canter just fabulous. 1.2679 0.05227 112 88 18 6
3140 I told you that if we kept doing these parties that one day the gender reveal would be hermaphrodite. 1.2679 0.05947 112 93 8 11
3141 How the heck are we supposed to play horeshoes with those!?! 1.2679 0.05227 112 88 18 6
3142 I think my new shoes make your hat look big 1.2679 0.03469 112 91 17 4
3143 All gussied up for a night on the town, I see 1.2679 0.05379 112 89 16 7
3144 Do you think the red shoes make my butt look too big? 1.2679 0.04390 112 90 17 5
3145 I thought that Mr. Ed was funny, but you and that hat is hilarious! 1.2679 0.05071 112 87 20 5
3146 I love the new farrier, but I think he's colorblind. 1.2679 0.05071 112 87 20 5
3147 I didn’t mean to hurt you, but the farrier just understands me in ways you never have. 1.2679 0.05227 112 88 18 6
3148 It is time we bring some color into these cartoons. 1.2679 0.04570 112 89 18 5
3149 I don't get it! I thought your favorite color was yellow! 1.2679 0.05379 112 89 16 7
3150 You said I could get whatever I wanted. 1.2679 0.05379 112 89 16 7
3151 I bought new shoes for Jen Acker's birthday party! 1.2679 0.05071 112 87 20 5
3152 Yeah, well, I think you look funny in that hat. 1.2679 0.04390 112 88 20 4
3153 I had to get loafers. I can not tie shoes. 1.2679 0.05303 112 91 13 8
3154 Sorry, but the Republicans are the horse’s ass 1.2679 0.05670 112 91 12 9
3155 I put a human couple costume over my head and do a tap dance duet.” 1.2679 0.05071 112 87 20 5
3156 Tap all you want. You'll still be stuck in Kansas. 1.2679 0.05379 112 89 16 7
3157 I see the new farrier doesn’t sacrifice comfort for style. 1.2679 0.05227 112 88 18 6
3158 Won't your Dior saddle bag make the same statement and get us there faster? 1.2679 0.05227 112 88 18 6
3159 Get over it. If you can wear that stupid hat, I can wear these cool shoes. 1.2679 0.05071 112 87 20 5
3160 Stop? Go? I couldn't decide. 1.2679 0.05379 112 89 16 7
3161 I told you “the other saddle”. 1.2679 0.04106 112 89 20 3
3162 Try ringing these around a stake! 1.2679 0.04743 112 87 21 4
3163 Stop being such a nay sayer! 1.2679 0.05227 112 88 18 6
3164 Nope, I don’t know a thing about missing elf twins. Do you have any suspects? 1.2679 0.05227 112 88 18 6
3165 Well, if you must know, he makes me feel like a mare. 1.2679 0.03906 112 88 21 3
3166 They were on sale and I regret nothing! 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
3167 Listen up, pardner ...That hat has got to go! 1.2679 0.04657 112 89 18 5
3168 But you said last week I’m a horse of a different color. 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
3169 I have something to tell you...I'm non-binary 1.2679 0.05071 112 87 20 5
3170 I couldn’t carry your pair so I decided to wear them, if that’s okay 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
3171 I decided that the rounded toe didn’t flatter my figure. 1.2679 0.04657 112 87 21 4
3172 Tap dancing... you couldn’t find something better for the contest john. 1.2679 0.05303 112 91 13 8
3173 I'll bet you have two pairs just like that back in your closet. 1.2679 0.05670 112 91 12 9
3174 I couldn’t decide if I was a Carrie or a Samantha today 1.2679 0.05227 112 88 18 6
3175 They are more ethical. 1.2679 0.04743 112 90 16 6
3176 You really are a horse of a different color. 1.2679 0.04991 112 89 17 6
3177 You’re a stable genius! No, you’re a stable genius! No, you’re a stable genius! No, you’re a stable genius! 1.2679 0.05379 112 89 16 7
3178 They just need breaking in. 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
3179 Sooo, what do you think? Too flashy? 1.2679 0.04743 112 87 21 4
3180 They’re my lucky horse shoes. 1.2679 0.05227 112 88 18 6
3181 I wish I knew how to quit you. 1.2661 0.04988 109 84 21 4
3182 I’m like a swing state. Biden in the front. Trump in the back. 1.2661 0.05475 109 87 15 7
3183 Discount mall ? 1.2661 0.05317 109 86 17 6
3184 They were on sale at Costco. 1.2661 0.05475 109 87 15 7
3185 Ah. So those are horse shoes ! 1.2661 0.04988 109 84 21 4
3186 They said I might be more comfortable with another farrier. 1.2661 0.04814 109 83 23 3
3187 What do you mean. those shoes don’t go with that saddle? 1.2661 0.04814 109 88 15 6
3188 I wish you'd pick just one color, Rusty. It makes matching my bandana so much easier. 1.2661 0.04988 109 84 21 4
3189 Life changes when you stop saying "nay" and start saying "yay." 1.2661 0.04988 109 84 21 4
3190 What? Clip Clops weren't working for me. 1.2661 0.05475 109 87 15 7
3191 I was going to wear all blue, but I thought it would be too matchy-matchy. 1.2661 0.04988 109 84 21 4
3192 Do you think anyone will notice? 1.2661 0.05317 109 86 17 6
3193 Isn't that the same outfit you wore yesterday? 1.2661 0.04814 109 83 23 3
3194 I clicked both sets of feet three times and I'm still in Oz. 1.2661 0.04814 109 83 23 3
3195 Wow! The new guy from Italy did say he had experience. 1.2661 0.04634 109 82 25 2
3196 I’m not taking fashion advice from someone wearing that hat. 1.2661 0.04988 109 84 21 4
3197 Did you get shod on Rodeo Drive again? 1.2661 0.05155 109 85 19 5
3198 Just chill, the judges will NOT balk at my being bi! This isn't their first rodeo. 1.2661 0.04351 109 85 21 3
3199 Don’t tell Martha. 1.2661 0.05155 109 85 19 5
3200 Not as ridiculous as that hat! 1.2661 0.05155 109 85 19 5
3201 I got dressed in the dark. 1.2661 0.04988 109 84 21 4
3202 So I'm wearing these 'cause you're wearing that? 1.2661 0.04725 109 85 20 4
3203 Matchy-matchy is out - this is the Wild West, capiche? 1.2661 0.04988 109 84 21 4
3204 My lawyer says I should put myself in your shoes. 1.2661 0.05317 109 86 17 6
3205 Bill, you have to trust me –– the fit is fantastic. 1.2661 0.04252 109 85 21 3
3206 I can return the pair you don’t like. 1.2661 0.04814 109 83 23 3
3207 I know, I know, but they didn’t have another green pair in my size. 1.2661 0.05475 109 87 15 7
3208 Periwinkle Sandals and Cyan Pumps? You stupid horse, you've mixed your alliteration! 1.2661 0.05475 109 87 15 7
3209 I'm an Independent in this race 1.2661 0.04634 109 86 19 4
3210 That doesn't make Texas a purple state. 1.2661 0.04988 109 84 21 4
3211 You can do anything but lay off of my blue suede shoes. 1.2661 0.05317 109 86 17 6
3212 Well, your hat looks dumb. 1.2661 0.04988 109 84 21 4
3213 Apologize for that insult, or forever be known as "all hat and no horse Tex." 1.2661 0.05317 109 86 17 6
3214 Neither pair really match this saddle. 1.2661 0.05475 109 87 15 7
3215 I’m not going anywhere with you in that hat! 1.2661 0.04902 109 86 18 5
3216 I guess we’re both playing dress-up. 1.2661 0.05475 109 87 15 7
3217 Or Well Clint, your overtly phallic hat is equally offensive to me. 1.2661 0.05155 109 85 19 5
3218 Thank you, no, I don't need a farrier. But if you know a good furrier... 1.2661 0.05475 109 87 15 7
3219 Horse feet matter, Jeb. 1.2661 0.05628 109 88 13 8
3220 The blacksmith was an FIT graduate 1.2661 0.05317 109 86 17 6
3221 I told you dad, I’m non-binary. 1.2661 0.04047 109 86 20 3
3222 Everything is merrier, after a trip to the farrier! 1.2661 0.05475 109 87 15 7
3223 I never was much good at horseshoes. 1.2661 0.05475 109 87 15 7
3224 What's with the whore shoes? 1.2661 0.05475 109 87 15 7
3225 I really need a new blacksmith. 1.2661 0.05317 109 86 17 6
3226 A bit flashy - but they spoke to my masculine/feminine energy. 1.2661 0.04988 109 86 18 5
3227 No, there is not two people in here. I'm a real horse. 1.2661 0.04542 109 84 22 3
3228 You think Biden's in the lead? 1.2661 0.04814 109 83 23 3
3229 Do you think a magenta saddle will clash? 1.2661 0.04988 109 84 21 4
3230 I'm thinking purple for the saddle, what do you think?" 1.2661 0.04902 109 86 18 5
3231 Blue suede is studly, but the pink pumps make you look just plain filly! 1.2661 0.05155 109 85 19 5
3232 And free shipping, too? 1.2661 0.04988 109 84 21 4
3233 Well, I was humming “Luck Be A Lady“ all morning. 1.2661 0.04725 109 85 20 4
3234 Business in the front, party in back. 1.2661 0.05155 109 85 19 5
3235 I showed interest in your life when you started wearing that overbearing monstrosity, so the least you could do is humor me just a little bit. 1.2661 0.04814 109 83 23 3
3236 What I'm trying to say is, I'm tired of the same old cowboy routine. 1.2661 0.04988 109 84 21 4
3237 Whoa.. I dont know how we will be received at the saloon tonight Hoss . 1.2661 0.05317 109 86 17 6
3238 Do you think they're too casual? 1.2661 0.05155 109 85 19 5
3239 I don't want people to know my politics. 1.2661 0.04988 109 84 21 4
3240 Zappos? 1.2661 0.04814 109 83 23 3
3241 They’re for my insta 1.2661 0.05475 109 87 15 7
3242 You can lead a horse to water, but Stuart, you can’t expect him to decide between heels and flats when he gets there. 1.2661 0.04447 109 81 27 1
3243 I thought you weren’t coming back until Wednesday 1.2661 0.05155 109 85 19 5
3244 I’m just heading to the barre. 1.2661 0.04988 109 84 21 4
3245 Oh Definitely the blue ones, they match your eyes 1.2661 0.05317 109 86 17 6
3246 I’m registered as independent 1.2661 0.04988 109 84 21 4
3247 And you’re sure she won’t mind? 1.2661 0.04814 109 83 23 3
3248 Ehm... I've said red on right, green on left! 1.2661 0.05475 109 87 15 7
3249 My body my rules 1.2661 0.04988 109 84 21 4
3250 Ugh, the invite said casual dress. Lose the hat! 1.2661 0.04988 109 84 21 4
3251 Vegan pleather my ass, these are genuine cordovan! 1.2661 0.05155 109 85 19 5
3252 You said we’re going out today. 1.2661 0.04447 109 81 27 1
3253 I thought you said we were going out out 1.2661 0.04988 109 84 21 4
3254 Yes, Uncle Henry, one of these pairs belongs to Dorothy. Mine are the shoes of a different color. 1.2661 0.05155 109 85 19 5
3255 Incredible! You look just like my two ex-wives. 1.2661 0.05317 109 86 17 6
3256 No silly, these are old shoes. But I did shave my legs 1.2661 0.05475 109 87 15 7
3257 I’m leaving the ranch to follow my dreams. 1.2661 0.05155 109 85 19 5
3258 Well, at least they got your size right 1.2661 0.05475 109 87 15 7
3259 These boots AREN’T made for walking! 1.2661 0.04988 109 84 21 4
3260 I like my work shoes but they just aren't me. 1.2661 0.05155 109 85 19 5
3261 It’s weird, I know. But they were sold out of orange 1.2661 0.04814 109 83 23 3
3262 I can see why the other horses are envious. You’re a horse of a different color shoes! 1.2661 0.05317 109 86 17 6
3263 Listen...I don’t think you should sit on my back anymore. It’s not personal but I’m going to flip these shoes and finally get my shit together. Maybe even move out east. 1.2661 0.05317 109 86 17 6
3264 I’m just trying to cater to all audiences 1.2655 0.05031 113 88 20 5
3265 I suppose now you think I'm too intersectional to win the rodeo 1.2637 0.05813 91 72 14 5
3266 I know. I'm just horsing around. 1.2636 0.04948 110 85 21 4
3267 Do they make my haunches look too big? 1.2636 0.05274 110 87 17 6
3268 No, I said dressage”. 1.2636 0.04776 110 84 23 3
3269 Going into town again? 1.2636 0.04948 110 85 21 4
3270 I’m doing a TikTok. 1.2636 0.04776 110 84 23 3
3271 You said Casual. 1.2632 0.05439 95 74 17 4
3272 I'll change my shoes if you'll change your hat. 1.2617 0.05529 107 86 14 7
3273 The Cheval Wears Prada. 1.2617 0.05367 107 85 16 6
3274 Of all the farriers in all the towns in all the world you had to walk into some color-blind idiot's joint. 1.2617 0.04849 107 82 22 3
3275 I told you I wanted boots. 1.2617 0.05028 107 83 20 4
3276 Yeah, I guess I should dance with the one who brung me.” 1.2617 0.05529 107 86 14 7
3277 You're such a trend setter!! 1.2617 0.04664 107 81 24 2
3278 That's what you get for choosing a ranch in the suburbs. 1.2617 0.04664 107 81 24 2
3279 Sorry. I got dressed in the dark. 1.2617 0.05367 107 85 16 6
3280 Get off your high heels. 1.2617 0.05028 107 83 20 4
3281 Yes. I do like your whore shoes.” 1.2617 0.05200 107 84 18 5
3282 Even with four left feet I love dancing with you. 1.2617 0.05367 107 85 16 6
3283 My podiatrist says the front ones should help my over-pronation, but I just like how the back ones look. 1.2617 0.05529 107 86 14 7
3284 I know they don’t match but they’re super comfortable. 1.2617 0.04758 107 84 19 4
3285 Listen Bucko, I have no control over what they put on my feet 1.2617 0.05200 107 84 18 5
3286 Your mare should have made that decision when you were a foal. 1.2617 0.05200 107 84 18 5
3287 The blacksmith said try one on just for giggles. Next thing I knew, I had bought 6 pairs. 1.2617 0.05200 107 84 18 5
3288 What the heck are you looking at? 1.2617 0.05686 107 87 12 8
3289 I tossed the other ones. 1.2617 0.05200 107 84 18 5
3290 Uh, Pardner, Dude....No way am I going to be seen with that HAT. Ditch it and let's ride...Giddy up! 1.2617 0.05367 107 85 16 6
3291 And as for the whole clop-clop thing, I for one won't miss it. 1.2617 0.05686 107 87 12 8
3292 I'm making a statement. Pastel is in this year. 1.2617 0.05028 107 83 20 4
3293 Just great. I’m going to be the only horse in the corral with shoes that don’t match. 1.2617 0.04849 107 82 22 3
3294 Because the blacksmith's name was Ferragamo. 'Nuff said. 1.2617 0.05367 107 85 16 6
3295 The sign said, "Life it short; buy the shoes." So I bought the shoes. 1.2617 0.04569 107 83 21 3
3296 It’s called exploring your identity 1.2617 0.05200 107 84 18 5
3297 Usually the cowboys don’t even notice. 1.2617 0.04849 107 82 22 3
3298 Oh yeah, well your hat’s funny looking. 1.2617 0.05529 107 86 14 7
3299 It's the summer and I'm trying something new. Deal with it, cowboy! 1.2617 0.05028 107 83 20 4
3300 This is way better than the high heels. 1.2617 0.04849 107 82 22 3
3301 Green is for go. Red is for stop. 1.2617 0.04664 107 83 21 3
3302 Really got a kick out of them 1.2617 0.05028 107 83 20 4
3303 I thought the blacksmith was kidding when he said his name was Manolo. 1.2617 0.04664 107 81 24 2
3304 Think that's funny? Wait until you see what color your Stetson ends up 1.2617 0.05367 107 85 16 6
3305 I like both reds on the left. 1.2617 0.05529 107 86 14 7
3306 Inappropriate? You said we were going to a dance. 1.2617 0.05200 107 84 18 5
3307 Thees are more practical, but the stilettos were just so adorable. 1.2617 0.05367 107 85 16 6
3308 I was expecting the farrier. I got Ferragamo. 1.2617 0.05529 107 86 14 7
3309 Your fashion days are over, Cowboy. 1.2617 0.05200 107 84 18 5
3310 Well, Roger, since you ask, the color helps me remember which is which. 1.2617 0.05200 107 84 18 5
3311 I'll be voting with my feet. 1.2617 0.05367 107 85 16 6
3312 Front legs seem to be more progressive. 1.2617 0.05686 107 87 12 8
3313 Yes, Frank, I know you said get new horseshoes, but I want to go dancing. 1.2617 0.05367 107 85 16 6
3314 Lookin’ mighty fine with those blue suede shoes 1.2617 0.04664 107 81 24 2
3315 What about matching masks for the rodeo ? 1.2617 0.04569 107 87 15 5
3316 I’m all business up front and party in the rear. 1.2617 0.05200 107 84 18 5
3317 So what gives, Shakespeare? I didn't think New Yorker cartoons were in color 1.2617 0.05028 107 83 20 4
3318 It’s tough being a clothes horse with four legs 1.2617 0.04849 107 82 22 3
3319 I reckon you're right! Blue for going forward; red for going backwards. I wish I'd had your horse sense back in '16! 1.2617 0.05028 107 83 20 4
3320 I reckon they'll distract from my handling of the pandemic. 1.2617 0.05200 107 84 18 5
3321 Do these colors make me look domesticated? 1.2617 0.05839 107 88 10 9
3322 Are you, by any chance, color blind? 1.2617 0.05200 107 84 18 5
3323 But do you think the blue bring out my eyes? 1.2617 0.05200 107 84 18 5
3324 You said I could get some new shoes when we got to the ranch. 1.2617 0.05200 107 84 18 5
3325 It’s fashion week. 1.2617 0.05686 107 87 12 8
3326 You're nine gallons over my limit. 1.2617 0.05529 107 86 14 7
3327 I said go to the farrier not Ferragamo. 1.2617 0.05529 107 86 14 7
3328 Mauve. Yes definitely mauve for the saddle. 1.2617 0.04758 107 84 19 4
3329 Do these shoes go with my coat? 1.2617 0.05367 107 85 16 6
3330 New shoes? 1.2617 0.05367 107 85 16 6
3331 they finally came out with a new line of horse shoes 1.2617 0.05200 107 84 18 5
3332 They don't have to match, they just have to go." 1.2617 0.05529 107 86 14 7
3333 The turquoise is younger And favors your mane. 1.2617 0.05529 107 86 14 7
3334 These are my good shoes and I can’t get them muddy. 1.2617 0.04849 107 82 22 3
3335 Hey, I didn't ask for two pairs of whore's shoes...oh, wait... 1.2617 0.05115 107 86 15 6
3336 Time for a Shoeout at the O.K. Corral 1.2617 0.05200 107 84 18 5
3337 So you were shooed from the other farm" 1.2617 0.05367 107 85 16 6
3338 It’s a toss up, the blue brings out your eyes but the pink matches your personality. 1.2617 0.04569 107 83 21 3
3339 Now we can sneak up on them. 1.2617 0.05529 107 86 14 7
3340 Maybe hanging one of those above my door will fix 2020. 1.2617 0.05028 107 83 20 4
3341 Always trying to make a statement 1.2617 0.04569 107 83 21 3
3342 I can't seem to get ahead. 1.2617 0.05529 107 86 14 7
3343 I said new shoes for the show down, not a hoedown. 1.2617 0.05028 107 83 20 4
3344 You could get a matching mask from The Casual Ferrier. 1.2617 0.05200 107 84 18 5
3345 Can't dance; don't ask me. 1.2617 0.05200 107 84 18 5
3346 On Sale. 1.2617 0.05200 107 84 18 5
3347 They're Whinny Choos. 1.2617 0.05529 107 86 14 7
3348 I'll wear a mask if you do. 1.2617 0.04849 107 82 22 3
3349 so what,, if I cant pass the cognitive test,, 1.2617 0.05529 107 86 14 7
3350 And I want you to start referring to me by my preferred pronouns: they / them / theirs. 1.2617 0.05200 107 84 18 5
3351 This is what you get for endorsing Nike at the rodeo. 1.2617 0.05028 107 83 20 4
3352 If you think that's going to stop me from getting on, you're mistaken. 1.2617 0.04849 107 82 22 3
3353 Either this or I have to wear a hat like yours. 1.2617 0.05028 107 83 20 4
3354 What can I say? Christmas in July. 1.2617 0.04664 107 81 24 2
3355 I think they will like it if you do a little soft shoe while I yodel. 1.2617 0.05200 107 84 18 5
3356 I've had pretty good luck with Zappos myself. 1.2617 0.05367 107 85 16 6
3357 What do you mean "interesting"? 1.2617 0.05200 107 84 18 5
3358 I told you Sundays are going to be fun days. 1.2617 0.04664 107 81 24 2
3359 They warned me, stay out of Mr Roy’ s personal effects ... didn’t say nuthin’ bout Ms Evans closet 1.2617 0.04569 107 83 21 3
3360 If the shoes fit, I'm not going to look a gift horse in the mouth. 1.2617 0.05529 107 86 14 7
3361 Nice Clydehoppers. 1.2617 0.05028 107 83 20 4
3362 These days you have to pay a bit more to get the lucky ones 1.2617 0.05200 107 84 18 5
3363 Now you try wearing horse shoes. 1.2617 0.04849 107 82 22 3
3364 I thought today we'd just loaf around. 1.2617 0.05028 107 83 20 4
3365 I heard the new farrier grew up in San Francisco. 1.2617 0.05028 107 83 20 4
3366 You sure got a lot to say about ‘tenderfoots,’ Frank. Just supposing you met a tenderfoot and never even knew it, what then? 1.2617 0.05529 107 86 14 7
3367 You never know what you'll find on wish 1.2617 0.04664 107 86 16 5
3368 Could I see these in a slimmer heel? 1.2617 0.05028 107 83 20 4
3369 You say I gave you my credit card number when, exactly? 1.2617 0.05200 107 84 18 5
3370 Just trying to fit in with all the city folk that’s moved in. 1.2617 0.05028 107 83 20 4
3371 I straddle the gender binary just fine, thank you very much! 1.2617 0.04849 107 82 22 3
3372 Tap lessons start at noon. 1.2617 0.05367 107 85 16 6
3373 All the French horses are wearing them. 😛 1.2617 0.05367 107 85 16 6
3374 Well... I really don’t care anymore. 1.2617 0.05367 107 85 16 6
3375 Hey, is that hat vintage? 1.2617 0.05200 107 84 18 5
3376 And you haven’t seen what my washing machine did with the socks. 1.2617 0.05367 107 85 16 6
3377 It’s called fashion, Brad, look it up. 1.2617 0.05200 107 84 18 5
3378 Trying a new look. What do you think? 1.2617 0.04849 107 82 22 3
3379 Do they come in my size? 1.2617 0.04849 107 82 22 3
3380 The dress arrives tomorrow! 1.2617 0.05686 107 87 12 8
3381 I just can’t decide which shoes go better with this saddle. What do you think, Earl? 1.2617 0.04849 107 82 22 3
3382 What? I’m not allowed to try something new? 1.2617 0.05028 107 83 20 4
3383 Could I have your hat? 1.2617 0.05200 107 84 18 5
3384 Cinderella said, ‘One shoe can change your life,’ so imagine what four can do. 1.2617 0.05200 107 84 18 5
3385 Just because we’re on Zoom doesn’t mean I can’t have a little fun with my footwear. 1.2617 0.04939 107 85 17 5
3386 Sorry, haven’t decided my gender yet 1.2617 0.05988 107 89 8 10
3387 I double knotted them this time 1.2617 0.05367 107 85 16 6
3388 You're the one with the ridiculous hat, Mr. fashion critic. 1.2617 0.05028 107 83 20 4
3389 Then he said...wanna bet 1.2617 0.05028 107 83 20 4
3390 Oh quit being a naysayer 1.2617 0.05028 107 83 20 4
3391 I thought they went well with your hat. 1.2617 0.05367 107 85 16 6
3392 It's whimsical 1.2617 0.04849 107 82 22 3
3393 Remember when you said that a horse divided cannot stand? 1.2617 0.05367 107 85 16 6
3394 I never understood why they sell shoes in pairs instead of quartets 1.2617 0.05200 107 84 18 5
3395 Darn it Emelda, did you get into the wife's closet again? 1.2613 0.04909 111 86 21 4
3396 I guess I wanted to both put on my red shoes AND dance the blues. 1.2593 0.04987 108 84 20 4
3397 But that was a play, Sydney. 1.2593 0.05790 108 89 10 9
3398 I know they can't see them on Zoom. It's a matter of self-respect. 1.2593 0.05158 108 85 18 5
3399 So the lady blacksmith says you are complaining about your cracked horse shoe...try walking a mile in mine. Whoa was she right! 1.2593 0.04987 108 84 20 4
3400 I do have a walk-in stall for just my shoes. 1.2593 0.04720 108 85 19 4
3401 I refuse to be invisible any longer. 1.2593 0.04810 108 83 22 3
3402 I found them on the bus. 1.2593 0.04810 108 83 22 3
3403 I need you to refer to me as they from now on. 1.2593 0.04987 108 84 20 4
3404 You should have ordered me running shoes, not loafers! Now, I just relax! 1.2593 0.04436 108 84 22 2
3405 The farrier said they’re even luckier. 1.2593 0.04627 108 82 24 2
3406 Doug questions whether last night was actually a dream, or indeed a night mare. 1.2593 0.04810 108 83 22 3
3407 I feel foolish without socks. 1.2571 0.05246 105 83 17 5
3408 Don’t judge, I can’t pull off stilettos. 1.2571 0.05069 105 82 19 4
3409 YOU DIDN'T WONDER WHEN MY NAME WAS FASHIONISTA? 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
3410 Your first rodeo? 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
3411 Cowboy, walk a mile in my shoes,shoes." 1.2549 0.04963 102 79 20 3
3412 So what? Are we going anywhere? 1.2549 0.04555 102 77 24 1
3413 At least I don’t wear a hat that makes my head look a flag pole. 1.2549 0.05340 102 81 16 5
3414 They're by Farrier-Gamo. 1.2549 0.04963 102 79 20 3
3415 Who says shoes can't make a political statement? 1.2549 0.05518 102 82 14 6
3416 Hey there cowboy, you keep sayin whoa Nellie, my name is Peter 1.2549 0.04555 102 77 24 1
3417 You couldn't get me any horse shoes? 1.2549 0.04763 102 78 22 2
3418 I suppose this is what you get if you text "Shoe the horse" . 1.2549 0.05518 102 82 14 6
3419 It's better to look cool than be comfortable. 1.2549 0.04106 102 80 20 2
3420 I know, I know my shoes don’t match. 1.2549 0.04963 102 79 20 3
3421 From now on I prefer the pronouns, ‘ they’ and ‘them’ . 1.2549 0.04963 102 79 20 3
3422 Well, now I feel underdressed... 1.2549 0.04555 102 77 24 1
3423 When I find something that's flattering I buy it in several colors. 1.2549 0.04763 102 78 22 2
3424 I think you should wear your running shoes" 1.2549 0.04660 102 80 19 3
3425 Ah yes, a horse of a different color! 1.2549 0.03735 102 86 11 5
3426 Hoping the shoes will keep you off my back. 1.2549 0.05340 102 81 16 5
3427 So I've walked a mile in 'em and I still think you're a showboat 1.2549 0.04963 102 79 20 3
3428 These are all that was left on Amazon. 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
3429 What’s the hitch? 1.2549 0.04963 102 79 20 3
3430 The salesperson thought I said "HOUSE shoes." 1.2549 0.04963 102 79 20 3
3431 It's my Queer Eye reboot.” 1.2549 0.04763 102 78 22 2
3432 Dang it, Charlie, that isn't what I meant when I said horseshoes." 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
3433 Next thing ya know, you'll be wantin' quiche. 1.2549 0.05248 102 83 13 6
3434 That hat is a bold choice. 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
3435 I think this one’s gonna’ be too wild to break. 1.2549 0.04763 102 78 22 2
3436 The blacksmith wouldn't wear a mask 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
3437 Because I identify as "them/they". 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
3438 you still won't get top billing 1.2549 0.05340 102 81 16 5
3439 They’re complimentary 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
3440 Red Right, red right, how hard is that? 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
3441 Something tells me this is a re-gifting. 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
3442 I'm owned by Sarah Jessica Parker. 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
3443 Yeah? Well I think your HAT looks funny! 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
3444 Is that a twenty-gallon hat, cowboy, or are you just happy to see me? 1.2549 0.05860 102 84 10 8
3445 What's the matter, cowboy? Did you hear a discouraging word? 1.2549 0.04963 102 79 20 3
3446 Okay. You get to use all the pronouns. 1.2549 0.05340 102 81 16 5
3447 Your feet are killing me. 1.2549 0.05340 102 81 16 5
3448 When did you first realize you were having gender issues? 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
3449 I'm telling you, the rodeo has changed a lot. 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
3450 I know you said “horseshoes”, but Nordstroms was having a sale. 1.2549 0.05518 102 82 14 6
3451 Damn you, I can't see blue 1.2549 0.04555 102 80 20 2
3452 Now them's horseshoes of a different color 1.2549 0.05340 102 81 16 5
3453 I’m running away to pursue my true passion: tennis. 1.2549 0.04763 102 78 22 2
3454 And that's how they came up with Crazy Horse. 1.2549 0.04963 102 79 20 3
3455 This was the last time he let the horse pick its own shoes 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
3456 Look. I was lucky they were even open. 1.2549 0.04963 102 79 20 3
3457 C'mon, Daisy. You know I'm taking you out to meet my parents tonight. Couldn't you find a quartet of matching shoes? 1.2549 0.03863 102 82 19 1
3458 Now all we need are purses to match. 1.2549 0.04763 102 78 22 2
3459 Blacksmith said she interned at "Vogue" 1.2549 0.04963 102 79 20 3
3460 Listen... I won’t say anything about your hat, you don’t say about my shoes. 1.2549 0.04555 102 77 24 1
3461 The farrier was having a closeout on shoes. 1.2549 0.04963 102 79 20 3
3462 I told you I go both ways. 1.2549 0.04963 102 79 20 3
3463 I know they don’t match, but the heels were killing me. 1.2549 0.05340 102 81 16 5
3464 My previous owner was colorblind. 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
3465 Do you have nail polish remover? 1.2549 0.04963 102 79 20 3
3466 What, you think they're tacky? 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
3467 You know you're not allowed outside in your party shoes. 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
3468 What are those birds looking at? 1.2549 0.05060 102 82 15 5
3469 They feel great but—leather? 1.2549 0.05518 102 82 14 6
3470 It's a spaghetti western production. They are looking for extras. 1.2549 0.05340 102 81 16 5
3471 Their being on a horse doesn't make them horseshoes. 1.2549 0.04336 102 81 18 3
3472 Did you even consider what shoe color might go with the saddlebags? 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
3473 Gallop in the front, cantor in the back. 1.2549 0.05340 102 81 16 5
3474 Those? Well, one does want a hint of color. 1.2549 0.05340 102 81 16 5
3475 The other kind didn’t bring me any luck either, so I thought I’d try yours. 1.2549 0.04555 102 77 24 1
3476 Go with the red. 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
3477 Richard, they ARE close enough to black 1.2549 0.05518 102 82 14 6
3478 No one will see it on Zoom. 1.2549 0.05518 102 82 14 6
3479 If you think these are mules, you’re mistaken. 1.2549 0.05340 102 81 16 5
3480 Well, you try editing your Target basket with hooves” 1.2549 0.05340 102 81 16 5
3481 They go with my bit! 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
3482 I found my own farrier. 1.2549 0.04763 102 78 22 2
3483 yeah? walk a mile in my shoes 1.2549 0.05518 102 82 14 6
3484 John, everyone knows your real name is Marion. We all have our embellishments. 1.2549 0.05248 102 83 13 6
3485 one of these days these boots are gonna gallop all over you 1.2549 0.05340 102 81 16 5
3486 If you aren’t wearing one of these colors, I can’t stand next to you in the photo. 1.2549 0.05340 102 81 16 5
3487 They were two for one. 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
3488 Because I heard that in fashion, one day you are in, and the next day you are out to pasture.” 1.2549 0.04963 102 79 20 3
3489 I prefer flats. 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
3490 There’s a square dance tonight? 1.2549 0.04963 102 79 20 3
3491 You said we'd need mules for the trip 1.2549 0.04963 102 79 20 3
3492 I thought you meant Rodeo Drive. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
3493 You lost me in a card game - again?? 1.2529 0.06165 87 71 10 6
3494 Remarkable. You've managed to both shoe and hobble me. 1.2529 0.06378 87 72 8 7
3495 Thrift stores opened in phase 2.... I got excited 1.2529 0.05715 87 69 14 4
3496 Trust me. These are state-of-the-art. 1.2524 0.05470 103 83 14 6
3497 I couldn't decide which fashion foot to put forward. 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
3498 Come on – they're practically broken in. 1.2524 0.04921 103 80 20 3
3499 What if the cows aren't ready for this? 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
3500 How would you like to wear horse shoes? 1.2524 0.05293 103 82 16 5
3501 It's an endorsement deal from Nike. 1.2524 0.04921 103 80 20 3
3502 A typical workday in the Old West’s lesser-known C.K. Corral. 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
3503 They’re not mine, I’m just holding them for a friend. 1.2524 0.04921 103 80 20 3
3504 That Jimmy Choo doesn't know a darn thing about horses! 1.2524 0.05470 103 83 14 6
3505 I said I needed horseshoes, not whore shoes! 1.2524 0.05470 103 83 14 6
3506 They're 100% suede. 1.2524 0.04921 103 80 20 3
3507 Hmm. I think the red flatter you more. 1.2524 0.04921 103 80 20 3
3508 I've got to meet your farrier! 1.2524 0.05641 103 84 12 7
3509 Saddle oxfords. 1.2524 0.05293 103 82 16 5
3510 The blue ones. They bring out the color of your eyes. 1.2524 0.05293 103 82 16 5
3511 I call them "saddle shoes" 1.2524 0.04921 103 80 20 3
3512 They may not bring me luck but I look great. 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
3513 need a pair? 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
3514 Did you get dressed in the dark again? 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
3515 Really, that's what you're going with? 1.2524 0.05293 103 82 16 5
3516 But I don't want to go for a ride. 1.2523 0.04805 107 83 21 3
3517 I told you that I was no ordinary horse 1.2523 0.05490 107 87 13 7
3518 Don't look a spiffed horse in the mouth 1.2523 0.04521 107 84 20 3
3519 No mask, no ride. 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
3520 I say nothing about your 10 Gallon hat, you say nothing about my pink shoes 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
3521 I can't walk in steels 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
3522 I'm not going out with you dressed like that. 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
3523 The farrier's name was Christian Louboutin! 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
3524 Because I'm a Liberal-minded stallion from a Red State, that's why. 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
3525 You said we’re a swing state 1.2500 0.05573 100 81 13 6
3526 What color leggings did you order? 1.2500 0.05752 100 82 11 7
3527 Shall we dance? 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
3528 It's Casual Day--you can wear flip-flops. 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
3529 And then finally we put our heads together and were like "who said they have to be HORSE shoes?" 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
3530 Looks like someone is overcompensating... 1.2500 0.04794 100 77 21 2
3531 Much better. Now you try on mine. 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
3532 Those will have to do until this pandemic is over. 1.2500 0.04898 100 80 16 4
3533 Trust me — these shoes look normal compared to that thing you call a hat. 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
3534 Do these shoes match my saddle? 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
3535 Your front hooves don’t know what your back hooves are doing... 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
3536 Whadya mean ya couldn't find a purse to match? 1.2500 0.04794 100 77 21 2
3537 No Cinnamon, they don't make your arse look bigger. 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
3538 Please tell me you bought those on sale.... 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
3539 I need to change shoes first 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
3540 My farrier says I needed to make a fashion statement. 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
3541 Don't look so surprised. I'ts a well known fact that horses are colorblind. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
3542 Now those are horseshoes of a different color. 1.2500 0.04794 100 77 21 2
3543 Thank you, Fred, but I still won't be your girlfriend. 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
3544 What do you mean, you don't like the shoes? 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
3545 Do you have the aqua in a nine? 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
3546 Calvin Klein, why do you ask? 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
3547 The shoes in front are from a buddy of mine. A horse of a different color. 1.2500 0.04794 100 77 21 2
3548 Got some surprise results from Ancestry Dot Com 1.2500 0.04898 100 80 16 4
3549 These are my saddle shoes. 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
3550 You’ve never seen an Italian Trotter? 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
3551 should be boots to match the rider 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
3552 These shoes? They make my dance lessons much easier. 1.2500 0.05752 100 82 11 7
3553 My pronouns are fluid right now. 1.2500 0.05573 100 81 13 6
3554 I’m going to a gender reveal party later. 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
3555 I got tired of clippety-clopping. 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
3556 So these shoes are less expensive than my ferrier would charge 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
3557 Don’t you think the hat is a bit much? 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
3558 I fear our farrier may be a cross-dresser. 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
3559 You enjoyed the saloon. I did a little shopping. Now why the long face? 1.2500 0.04578 100 76 23 1
3560 I distinctly heard you said we were going dancing not prancing 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
3561 I'm more worried about the color scheme than anything else. 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
3562 I told you, it’s called, “Business in the Front and Party in the Back.” 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
3563 Well, they are better than the high heels. 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
3564 I couldn't decide. 1.2500 0.05573 100 81 13 6
3565 More colorful, AND better arch support! 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
3566 '"Dressage"?...I thought you said, "Dress up". 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
3567 They stay on as long as you keep wearing that hat. 1.2500 0.05573 100 81 13 6
3568 NO ...NO....It's red to larboard and green to starboard... Wait,... is that right? or is it red right return? .... 1.2500 0.04794 100 77 21 2
3569 That’s ‘Twelve-hands Cactus Jessie’ to you. 1.2500 0.04466 100 78 20 2
3570 Wearing flats. Very smart”. 1.2500 0.04794 100 77 21 2
3571 I needed shoes that would match my saddlebag 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
3572 You said, 'If the shoe fits'.... 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
3573 "If they don't work out we can return them at no charge." 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
3574 I was binge watching Sex and the City. 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
3575 This proves I'm gender neutral! 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
3576 Are those my new...I mean, where’d you find those? 1.2500 0.04466 100 78 20 2
3577 I got asked to the barn dance. 1.2500 0.04794 100 77 21 2
3578 Do you like my new Hoss shoes? 1.2500 0.04794 100 77 21 2
3579 Yeah, mistake was that I bought them from Dr. Seuss. 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
3580 Yes, but I need this to keep my pompadour nice. 1.2500 0.05573 100 81 13 6
3581 You can't wear pink and green after labor day. 1.2500 0.04687 100 79 18 3
3582 This is the end, Silver 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
3583 It's in support of gender neutrality. Well, and the store didn't have two pair in the same color. 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
3584 Socks, or no socks? 1.2500 0.04794 100 77 21 2
3585 If it's all the same with you, I'd really prefer not to be part of this gender reveal. 1.2500 0.05573 100 81 13 6
3586 What? These were the last pairs in my size. 1.2500 0.05573 100 81 13 6
3587 I'll never know what it's like to walk in your shoes. 1.2500 0.05000 100 80 16 4
3588 And I thought I was the tenderfoot. 1.2500 0.04578 100 76 23 1
3589 Seriously? Steve Madden? 1.2500 0.04794 100 77 21 2
3590 I know you like the idea of being able to sneak up on the cattle, but wearing your slippers is just gonna make them laugh at you. 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
3591 Well, I let you pick out the saddle. That was our deal. 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
3592 After you tie the laces, I want that hat. 1.2500 0.05925 100 83 9 8
3593 I tried wearing them port and starboard but they clashed with my bridle. 1.2500 0.05573 100 81 13 6
3594 Times ... they are a changin’. 1.2500 0.04687 100 79 18 3
3595 I'm not a fan of your hat, but I didn't say anything about it, did I?" 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
3596 And while we’re on the subject of fashion, I think you need to have a word with the farrier. 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
3597 Instead of the rodeo again, what do you say we go dancing? 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
3598 What did you expect when you told the farrier you needed shoes for "my little pony." 1.2500 0.04794 100 77 21 2
3599 And your hat looks perfectly normal? 1.2500 0.05573 100 81 13 6
3600 If you told me it was just a casual ride, I would have worn the sneakers. 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
3601 Yes, I've been tested. 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
3602 That's right. We share our clothes, our hearts...and so much more than that. More than you could possibly fathom. She's not your wife anymore, Rick. She's not anything to you, you son of a bitch. 1.2500 0.05573 100 81 13 6
3603 But you're not a horse of different color. 1.2500 0.04794 100 77 21 2
3604 Call me "they." 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
3605 Can I also have a rainbow flag to hang in the barn? 1.2500 0.05573 100 81 13 6
3606 Now that's what I call horseshoes! 1.2500 0.04794 100 77 21 2
3607 The costume store was out of hooves. 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
3608 I do think I’m qualified to critique your hat. 1.2500 0.05573 100 81 13 6
3609 Maybe for Christmas but not before Thanksgiving. 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
3610 I told you, I'm NOT galloping in my Jimmy Choos! 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
3611 Perfect. But where's the dress I got you? 1.2500 0.04687 100 79 18 3
3612 The blacksmith is self-quarantining 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
3613 Last time I buy shoes online! 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
3614 Don't worry; I get free shipping on returns. 1.2500 0.04794 100 79 18 3
3615 Well, if you get to wear that hat, I figured all bets were off. 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
3616 You seem to be sitting on the fence. 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
3617 Mom always wanted me to wear dresses, too...so that’s why I left home. 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
3618 Apparently, only donkeys and elephants get to have all 4 shoes match. 1.2500 0.04687 100 81 15 4
3619 I thought you said you wanted me to get "shoed!" 1.2500 0.05100 100 81 14 5
3620 The new farrier trained in Italy. 1.2500 0.05573 100 81 13 6
3621 Can I buy you a drink sometime? 1.2500 0.05573 100 81 13 6
3622 Heigh, heigh, it's not casual Friday! 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
3623 Okay, fine. But when I say gallop, I don’t want no sachet or somethin’. 1.2500 0.05752 100 82 11 7
3624 I thought you said you were taking me to the barn dance. 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
3625 You forgot the socks. 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
3626 You're the one with the weird hat. 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
3627 No, today's Thursday. Casual Friday's tomorrow. 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
3628 You must be this tall to ride. Hats don’t count. 1.2500 0.05573 100 81 13 6
3629 These are my indoor shoes. 1.2500 0.05573 100 81 13 6
3630 "I don't see you nailing steel shoes to your feet." 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
3631 I'm not sure this will solve the issue with our two-step routine. 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
3632 I may be all hat and no cattle, but your Manolo Blahniks just ain't makin' it for me. 1.2500 0.02973 100 85 11 4
3633 What? I have planters fasciitis. 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
3634 No, I will not take them off. I didn't murder Dorothy and Elvis to _not_ wear these. 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
3635 NO, I’m not wearing stilettos to the round-up! 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
3636 Imelda Marcos only need half the closet space 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
3637 I told you, Larry - with those two left feet we’re never going to make regionals. 1.2500 0.04352 100 80 17 3
3638 What? Never seen a Bonnie- and Clydesdale before? 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
3639 Nope, I'm still not bringing you to see the cobbler's horse's filly. 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
3640 I noticed you mix your socks. 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
3641 No, they were laughing with you, not at you. 1.2500 0.03589 100 82 15 3
3642 This is the hat I always wear. 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
3643 I'm going over to where the deer and the antelope play. 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
3644 Four for two doesn't come along that often. 1.2500 0.04794 100 77 21 2
3645 You're gonna have trouble finding a matching bridle... 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
3646 Of course I don’t miss the nails. Do you? 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
3647 Not as ridiculous as that thing covering your bald spot. 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
3648 I lost them in card game with a camp counselor. 1.2500 0.04578 100 76 23 1
3649 This way I can keep two feet firmly in each camp. 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
3650 If I have to wear the hat she gave me then you have to wear the socks 1.2500 0.05752 100 82 11 7
3651 They may be comfortable, but they're just not practical for the trail. 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
3652 And my pronoun is now "them there." 1.2500 0.05925 100 83 9 8
3653 I just can't resist a bo-go. 1.2500 0.04794 100 77 21 2
3654 OK, fine, but I’m keeping the pants. 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
3655 No more "boutique " farriers. 1.2500 0.05752 100 82 11 7
3656 So, I took a couple of pairs of your dress shoes You're still wearing the pants in this family. 1.2500 0.04578 100 76 23 1
3657 Your blacksmith is either color blind or has bad taste. 1.2500 0.05573 100 81 13 6
3658 Yeah, well I'm not the one in that stupid ass hat! 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
3659 I don’t like the colors! 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
3660 The constant clippety-clop was driving me nuts. 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
3661 Like your non-binary footwear, George Arlene. 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
3662 This time I wanted to pick out my own shoes. 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
3663 I can’t get them off. 1.2500 0.04794 100 77 21 2
3664 It is the new Me" 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
3665 I’m appearing at a gender reveal rodeo later. 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
3666 But she was the prettiest blacksmith you've ever seen! 1.2500 0.04578 100 81 15 4
3667 ‘Which shoes go better with my saddle?’ 1.2500 0.04578 100 76 23 1
3668 A reminder to Texans Red states are running behind in polls! 1.2500 0.04578 100 81 15 4
3669 Forget fashion sense. You don't even have horse sense. 1.2500 0.05100 100 81 14 5
3670 Gucci? Nice 1.2500 0.04794 100 77 21 2
3671 Everything else had 6-inch heels! 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
3672 I told you this is a stud farm! 1.2500 0.04794 100 77 21 2
3673 don't worry, they may be loafers but i'll make sure you get your money's worth 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
3674 I’ve decided that it’s time for me to choose my own footwear. 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
3675 My Blacksmith was influenced by Gucci. 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
3676 Does your wife know about this? 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
3677 Well now that you mention it, they do go remarkably well with your saddle. 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
3678 The farrier is in quarantine- this was the best we could do. 1.2500 0.04794 100 77 21 2
3679 What do you mean, am I really wearing these to the round-up? 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
3680 You need four ruby slippers to go home again? Sorry, but I could only find two. 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
3681 Don’t look at me like that. I found them in your closet! 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
3682 Your creativity is admirable, but I'll be deciding when to go and when to stop. 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
3683 Wearing loafers without socks is so Dude Ranch. 1.2500 0.05573 100 81 13 6
3684 What? I always wear this saddle. 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
3685 How would you know? You only wear one pair at a time. 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
3686 Go back to the stables and change. I shouldn’t have to remind you: this is a WORKING ranch. 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
3687 These shoes are made for walkin'... 1.2500 0.04898 100 80 16 4
3688 You try having horseshoes nailed into your feet. 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
3689 Can I hide these shoes in your hat until the show’s over? 1.2500 0.04113 100 79 19 2
3690 They did not have matching pairs in my size. 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
3691 Yes, some may make fun of my footwear, but it's obvious you're all hat and no cattle. 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
3692 Coloring your hooves won't make you into another Old Paint. 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
3693 Walk a mile in these Louboutins. 1.2500 0.05752 100 82 11 7
3694 I need to let you know. . .being raised as a colt, I've always felt different. I've decided to come to terms with who I am, and absolutely love and accept myself now . . . and I hope you do too. 1.2500 0.05883 88 71 12 5
3695 i thought we agreed on casual 1.2500 0.05573 100 81 13 6
3696 Don’t look at me. I’m not the one with the stupid hat. 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
3697 The farrier has been watching too much Next Top Model. 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
3698 They’re Air horse ones. 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
3699 You wouldn’t believe how many ‘buy one get one’ sales are going on right now. 1.2500 0.05573 100 81 13 6
3700 How hard is it to understand "deep blue", Bob? 1.2500 0.04794 100 77 21 2
3701 If you like it, get it in two colors! 1.2500 0.04113 100 80 18 2
3702 When did you get back from New York? 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
3703 I hate that hat 1.2500 0.04898 100 80 16 4
3704 I know you like the red ones, but ever since he criticized Fauci I’ve been undecided. 1.2500 0.04687 100 79 18 3
3705 You know we’re not going out anytime soon, right? 1.2500 0.04578 100 76 23 1
3706 ‘ you decided on that hat?’ 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
3707 I’m a Carrie. 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
3708 You know the Pride Parade was canceled this year, right? 1.2500 0.04794 100 77 21 2
3709 If you blink really quickly, they look purple. Try it, Carl. 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
3710 Oh, you thought the glue factory was a nightclub, huh? 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
3711 One of us is going to have to change. 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
3712 You’ve really lost your dress sense since lockdown 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
3713 You know I can’t resist a good BOGO 1.2500 0.05573 100 81 13 6
3714 This may be difficult for you to accept John... 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
3715 I said I needed more clip clop, not flip flop 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
3716 I’ve been thinking about hitting those sales too 1.2500 0.03445 100 79 20 1
3717 Well, did you think the extra pair was for you? 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
3718 I can't believe I put on my good pair of trots to look at this abominable hat. 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
3719 I put myself in your shoes, now put yourself in my horseshoes 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
3720 I’m warning you, I’ve got four left feet 1.2500 0.05573 100 81 13 6
3721 So it was you that hacked my Zappos account! 1.2500 0.04794 100 77 21 2
3722 I like when the front "clippity claps" and the back "clippity clops" 1.2500 0.04794 100 77 21 2
3723 Wait...that’s what cordovan means?! 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
3724 Did you know, they only sell shoes in pairs of two 1.2500 0.05573 100 81 13 6
3725 ' I'd fire that Milliner Dave' 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
3726 What ? I thought today was casual friday. 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
3727 Was going to reveal the gender of someone’s baby, but they decided they wanted to raise their child as gender-binary... So I had to compromise. 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
3728 Horsing’ around isn’t what it use to be. 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
3729 What happens when you take your horse to the new town road 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
3730 One thing is the shoes, but im not gonna consent your changing name to Carrie Bradshaw 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
3731 He said ALL the city horses wear them... 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
3732 What better time than now to pursue my dream of becoming a clip clop artist? 1.2500 0.05752 100 82 11 7
3733 You’re going to have to change if you want to be seen with me. 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
3734 What? They're Manolo. 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
3735 I saw the hat and figured we were going to town, so.... 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
3736 Its called fashion Bucko, look it up 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
3737 I don't think this is what they mean by 'show jumping', Bill. 1.2500 0.04794 100 77 21 2
3738 Don’t worry the back pair was half off 1.2500 0.04794 100 77 21 2
3739 I hope you didn't nail these on 1.2500 0.04794 100 77 21 2
3740 I said we’re going to a hoedown, not a showdown 1.2500 0.04578 100 76 23 1
3741 They were on sale for a couple bucks. 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
3742 Your wife said I could borrow them 1.2500 0.05752 100 82 11 7
3743 You told me that I needed to be shoed, so I went to Saks. 1.2500 0.05389 100 80 15 5
3744 Yeah, I know. But that hat is a horse of a different color. 1.2500 0.04466 100 78 20 2
3745 Run with me as I am. 1.2500 0.05198 100 79 17 4
3746 Be fair, I don't judge your silly hat. 1.2475 0.04956 101 79 19 3
3747 It's just . . . You're either hung like a horse or you're not. 1.2475 0.04647 101 80 18 3
3748 Sure, like I'm going to take fashion advice from a dude in a ten-gallon hat. 1.2475 0.04956 101 79 19 3
3749 I appreciate the cushioned insoles, but were the nails still necessary? 1.2475 0.05523 101 82 13 6
3750 Gender Reveal congrats, you're expecting quadruplets. 1.2475 0.05152 101 80 17 4
3751 These gender reveal parties are really getting out of hand. 1.2475 0.04752 101 78 21 2
3752 I'm just getting into the spirit for crossing the painted desert. 1.2475 0.05152 101 80 17 4
3753 We don't actually have feet, Bob." 1.2475 0.05341 101 81 15 5
3754 I like your shoes" "Well, I like your hat. 1.2475 0.05341 101 81 15 5
3755 Yes, but do they make my ankles look thinner? 1.2475 0.04956 101 79 19 3
3756 I just like to feel pretty sometimes. 1.2475 0.05152 101 80 17 4
3757 I'm never going back to pumps Billy. 1.2475 0.05523 101 82 13 6
3758 Thought you said you wouldn’t be stopping by today. 1.2475 0.04539 101 77 23 1
3759 And you complain about finding matching socks 1.2475 0.03957 101 84 14 3
3760 I’m not just horsing around...I’m color blind! 1.2475 0.05341 101 81 15 5
3761 Weird, right? I'd expect yours to be colored too. 1.2475 0.05523 101 82 13 6
3762 What? You don’t like the saddle?” 1.2475 0.04647 101 80 18 3
3763 What? Your wife said I could borrow them. 1.2475 0.05523 101 82 13 6
3764 It's time to move on, Bill. I'm going to the big city. 1.2475 0.04956 101 79 19 3
3765 No wonder the owner can't sell you. 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
3766 It's the latest from Milan. 1.2472 0.04868 89 68 20 1
3767 Colorblind, I see 1.2472 0.06039 89 73 10 6
3768 Frankly, Bob.... I liked my old shoes better. 1.2472 0.05124 89 69 18 2
3769 It’s high fashion Frank, not that you’d understand 1.2472 0.04868 89 68 20 1
3770 You said I had to wear horseshoes. You said nothing about color or style. 1.2471 0.05133 85 70 11 4
3771 I guess this ends the games of horseshoe! 1.2471 0.05527 85 67 15 3
3772 Well, that settles it then. I guess we really are colorblind. 1.2471 0.06241 85 70 9 6
3773 That's what I get for asking my wife to put on your horseshoes. 1.2469 0.06219 81 66 10 5
3774 Don't look like that, I don't like the things with nails in 'em. 1.2449 0.04244 98 78 18 2
3775 You don't understand, Gerald. When we gallop off into the sunset, I'd like it to be with a little dignity. 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
3776 All the fillies in town will really notice you now! 1.2449 0.04824 98 76 20 2
3777 These gender reveal parties are getting real crazy, aren't they? 1.2449 0.04824 98 76 20 2
3778 Okay, the only blacksmith around is dead. Why do I have to suffer? 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
3779 The blacksmith is quite fond of the equestrian ‘Four Elements’ ballet. 1.2449 0.04824 98 76 20 2
3780 I'm a non-binary horse, of course. 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
3781 This way, I don't have to choose. 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
3782 The blue represents the future and the red shoes represent the past, just like the Republicans represent the past. 1.2449 0.05629 98 80 12 6
3783 I'm conflicted. Half of me identifies as Democrat. 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
3784 The shoes are......captivating! 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
3785 I identify as bi-hoofed. 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
3786 Hmmm... horseshoes of a different color 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
3787 OK. What's going on with you and the farrier? 1.2449 0.05439 98 79 14 5
3788 Yes, there is a method to my madness... business up front, party in the rear 1.2449 0.04601 98 75 22 1
3789 Close, but they only count if someone sees them on Zoom. 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
3790 A HORSE of a different color, not HORSESHOES of a different color! 1.2449 0.04601 98 75 22 1
3791 If the shoes fit, wear them! 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
3792 You can't change your career by switching shoes. 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
3793 I’ve heard of horse shoes but this is ridiculous!” (I’ve purposefully left it ambiguous whether this is said by the man or the horse - decide for yourself which is funnier then read the caption in your head in a horse or human voice as appropriate 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
3794 Take the saddle off and I'll consider the shoes. 1.2449 0.05439 98 79 14 5
3795 They could use more clippety-clop. 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
3796 I need a new farrier. 1.2449 0.04824 98 76 20 2
3797 I got the perfect saddlebag to match those shoes 1.2449 0.05439 98 79 14 5
3798 Which pair brings out my eye color? 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
3799 The high horse joke only works in heels... 1.2449 0.05629 98 80 12 6
3800 I ordered my new horse shoes online from Allbirds. 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
3801 Thanks for breaking in my running shoes. 1.2449 0.04118 98 80 15 3
3802 It wasn't a choice. I was born a tap dancer, not a cow herder. 1.2449 0.05439 98 79 14 5
3803 Well, they say to click the red ones, but are ya sure ya wanna do that? 1.2449 0.05813 98 81 10 7
3804 Make it work, horse. 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
3805 Those things you called "horseshoes" were killing my feet. 1.2449 0.04824 98 76 20 2
3806 Well, Trigger, I reckon fashion statements just ain't for us. 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
3807 There was a 2fer on Farrier.com. 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
3808 Yup, got another two pairs just like these back in the barn. 1.2449 0.04824 98 76 20 2
3809 How are you going to get a belt that matches? 1.2449 0.04601 98 75 22 1
3810 Nike said what?!! 1.2449 0.05439 98 79 14 5
3811 The are aluminum.Much lighter for summer than the old iron ones. 1.2449 0.05813 98 81 10 7
3812 And I'll also be asking that you serve me people food from now on. 1.2449 0.05439 98 79 14 5
3813 It’s not as crazy as your hat. 1.2449 0.04824 98 76 20 2
3814 They didn't have two pairs the same color in my size. 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
3815 You were so busy worrying that I wouldn’t notice the dildo in your hat that you never noticed my shoes. I’m a goddamn horse wearing shoes, Martin. 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
3816 What do you mean you don’t like them? Your wife picked them out. 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
3817 They're open until 5, so you'll better hurry. 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
3818 I've told you time and again, you can't split your ticket in a primary 1.2449 0.05629 98 80 12 6
3819 My hat? What about your shoes? 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
3820 I thought they were sending a stocking horse. 1.2449 0.04601 98 80 14 4
3821 Well, are they suede? 1.2449 0.04824 98 76 20 2
3822 I'm still up in the air on who will get my vote. 1.2449 0.05439 98 79 14 5
3823 Yes, Exeter Academy had a riding program. 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
3824 Which go better with my saddle? 1.2449 0.04714 98 78 17 3
3825 Nevermind the fancy footwear diversion tactic. Where's your mask? Remember, it protects you, too. 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
3826 Oh, so you registered as an independent? 1.2449 0.05629 98 80 12 6
3827 It's called Fashion Forward with a Gender Back Chaser 1.2449 0.05439 98 79 14 5
3828 I’m sorry, but I’ve been forced to shop online. 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
3829 I thought we could go dancing. 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
3830 No, they still don’t make me more inclined to date you” 1.2449 0.04824 98 76 20 2
3831 That's the last time I give you free rein to dress yourself. 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
3832 I’ m sick of always riding the range., so I’ve signed us up for dressage lessons. 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
3833 This is what happens when you order horseshoes from L. L. Bean. 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
3834 They’re nice ol’ gal, but it’’s gonna be tough to find a matching halter. (Jon Lange, Ashland, Ore.) 1.2449 0.04601 98 75 22 1
3835 Just, don’t step on my blue suede shoes. 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
3836 I love the shoes you gave me. I am saving them for the rodeo. 1.2449 0.04824 98 76 20 2
3837 See, I'm prepared to walk a mile in your shoes... 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
3838 I think you're taking the Texas Two-Step a bit too seriously. 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
3839 I know they don't match but they were on sale. 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
3840 You should give me the bridesmaid dresses, too. You're never gonna wear those again, either. 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
3841 Why don't you try walking a mile in my shoes! 1.2449 0.04714 98 78 17 3
3842 Next time you go shopping for a hat, just get something for yourself. 1.2449 0.04118 98 78 18 2
3843 I’m thinking the green for this afternoon’s barbeque, and the red for the square dance tonight. 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
3844 I need to see a man about a horseshoe. 1.2449 0.04714 98 78 17 3
3845 When she left, she left me too, Jeff. 1.2449 0.05141 98 80 13 5
3846 Do these make my legs look fat ? 1.2449 0.05439 98 79 14 5
3847 Just trying something new, Josh. Don't worry, I kept the receipts. 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
3848 ‘I am in the mood for a barn dance’. 1.2449 0.04824 98 76 20 2
3849 Phew! So glad you went with gray or we really would’ve clashed 1.2449 0.05242 98 78 16 4
3850 I know perfectly well they don’t match. It’s not my first rodeo. 1.2449 0.04601 98 75 22 1
3851 Who’s actually running the ranch these days? 1.2449 0.02923 98 81 15 2
3852 All of my shoes were sold for quarantine hobbies 1.2449 0.04824 98 76 20 2
3853 Mmmm, don’t you look Purdy 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
3854 I thought the dinner was casual 1.2449 0.04601 98 75 22 1
3855 Well the issue now is i'm not sure which legs the pants go on 1.2449 0.05037 98 77 18 3
3856 You're not the only one seeking reinvention out West. 1.2442 0.05949 86 70 11 5
3857 I’m gender neutral now, Tex. Get with it. 1.2442 0.05949 86 70 11 5
3858 Don’t look at me like that - at least they’re not Crocs. 1.2442 0.05949 86 70 11 5
3859 What? One of my many unnecessary purchases during quarantine. 1.2442 0.05470 86 68 15 3
3860 Sorry but a rider invalidates the warranty on these beauties. 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
3861 Don't be upset, they look better on me anyway. 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
3862 I was inspired by your hat. 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
3863 They hired me for a gender reveal party. 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
3864 My shoes? What about your stupid hat? 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
3865 You like 'em? I've got another pair just like 'em in my stall! 1.2410 0.06083 83 68 10 5
3866 The new blacksmith used to work at Bloomingdale's 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
3867 I appreciate having more comfortable shoes, but couldn't you have found two pairs that match? 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
3868 Where'd you get the funny-looking hat ? 1.2410 0.05579 83 66 14 3
3869 Just make up your mind before we get to the voting booth. 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
3870 Turns out, it is my first rodeo. 1.2410 0.05836 83 67 12 4
3871 If I’m being 100% honest, this is my first rodeo. 1.2410 0.05024 83 64 18 1
3872 You’ve got some nerve. Just look at that ridiculous hat of yours 1.2410 0.05309 83 65 16 2
3873 Uh, do you want to go first? 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
3874 That wasn't what I meant when I said it's a real horse race between Trump and Biden. 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
3875 I know they match your eyes, but Jimmy Choo doesn't make saddles. 1.2396 0.05686 96 79 11 6
3876 They are not JUST sneakers. They are carbon neutral foot puppies made of bamboo and sugarcane and totally vegan. 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
3877 There are two pairs just like them back in your stall. 1.2396 0.04379 96 78 16 2
3878 Just because you wear Jimmy Choo’s doesn’t make you a Show Horse! 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
3879 Just because you’re a Horse of foreign breed doesn’t mean you have to worry about deportation. That new Trump policy is just for foreign students.Oh, and if you’re trying to look more American, it’s red, white and blue. Not red, white and turquoise. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
3880 Steph Curry pays me to break in his new shoes. 1.2396 0.05876 96 80 9 7
3881 This corral ain't stylish enough for the two of us 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
3882 Can you tie my shoes? 1.2396 0.04623 96 74 21 1
3883 Everyone's allowed a statement piece, Dave 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
3884 From now I want you use my new pronoun, They 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
3885 And you, up on your hind legs vocalizing all the time. 1.2381 0.05773 84 68 12 4
3886 I no longer want to limit myself in terms of gender OR species norms, Buck. 1.2381 0.06017 84 69 10 5
3887 These are my lucky shoes. 1.2381 0.05253 84 66 16 2
3888 Expected one color per side, but this makes more sense. 1.2381 0.05519 84 67 14 3
3889 All I ask is that you don't corral me with your gender stereotypes, partner. 1.2381 0.04972 84 67 15 2
3890 Judy or Elvis? 1.2381 0.06250 84 70 8 6
3891 With that hat I figured I had to up my game. 1.2381 0.06285 63 50 11 2
3892 What... you didn't know I'm a clothes horse? 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
3893 I dunno, I saw them in the window and I just couldn’t say, “Neigh!” 1.2375 0.05694 80 64 13 3
3894 Lippizzaner’s holding auditions. 1.2375 0.05965 80 65 11 4
3895 Nothing comes between me and my Manolo Blahniks. 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
3896 Are you saying things have changed since you became a metrosexual horse? 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
3897 I'm sorry dear, but there's more to life than thundering hoofbeats. 1.2366 0.05596 93 76 12 5
3898 These are called 'worker in the daytime and loafer at night'. 1.2366 0.04930 93 75 15 3
3899 I heard you say that you were taking me to the barn dance. 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
3900 I've got my walkers on today, so any giddyuppin' will have to come from you. 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
3901 No, I do not want to see your soft shoe routine 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
3902 Okay Mr. Cowboy Philosopher, do my shoes match or not? 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
3903 This may be a one-horse town but there's a new sheriff and you answer to me. 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
3904 Just like the mullet - business in the front and party in the back 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
3905 Wait until you see my blazing saddle. 1.2366 0.05596 93 76 12 5
3906 I’m not going anywhere with you wearing that ridiculous gun. 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
3907 You really want to make this about my hat? 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
3908 Sure, I may not be able to run as fast anymore, but wait until you see me prance! 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
3909 The red ones make your ass look big. 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
3910 I knew it was a mistake letting that Madden fella be our blacksmith. 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
3911 Do you have a matching belt for my Ferragamos? 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
3912 What happened to your boot? 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
3913 The shoes fit. 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
3914 This had better run in the Sunday color comics section or no one will get the joke. 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
3915 Feeling more comfortable now 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
3916 Have you also designated gender-fluid pronouns? 1.2366 0.04431 93 76 14 3
3917 No wise guy stuff, Pecos, I'm going to a barn dance later!! 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
3918 That hat is just ridiculous 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
3919 I'm not letting you ride me anywhere with that hat on. 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
3920 We're not going to that guy again. 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
3921 I'm sorry, Tex, but I wanted them in brown and black. 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
3922 Now remember, green means go and red means stop. 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
3923 As long as you get me to where I'm going! 1.2366 0.05596 93 76 12 5
3924 I see the farrier gave you new shoes. 1.2366 0.02818 93 79 12 2
3925 Well, they're both nice, but what colour saddle will you be wearing? And what about the bridle and reins? 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
3926 I wasn't sure what you were going to wear today, but these both look good with anything. 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
3927 No, no, no, Rex. How many times have I told you: both the red pumps go on the right. " R is for red and R is for right," remember? 1.2366 0.04687 93 72 20 1
3928 What? Open your mind, cowboy. 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
3929 I meant the GAME of horseshoes. They have to be 2 different colors in the GAME of horseshoes! 1.2366 0.04687 93 72 20 1
3930 Listen Mr. Ed - Green is Port - that's Left. Red is Starboard, that's right - not front and back! 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
3931 You certainly nailed the look. 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
3932 Oh, Please God of Horses, don't let this guy with the dorky hat ride with me. I will forever be the laughingstock all my buddies in the barn. 1.2366 0.05801 93 77 10 6
3933 Rodeo Drive--I couldn't resist. 1.2366 0.05596 93 76 12 5
3934 Do me a favor: let me know when we've gone a mile. 1.2366 0.05596 93 76 12 5
3935 Do you have anything in a saddle oxford? 1.2366 0.04687 93 74 17 2
3936 And you want to be called Edna? 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
3937 Please refer to me as them thar horses. 1.2366 0.05596 93 76 12 5
3938 That's what happens when you can only see your front legs 1.2366 0.04687 93 72 20 1
3939 So this is how you express being a gelding. 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
3940 'Cause the stilettos were giving me bunions. 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
3941 I’m sorry, but in your size, they didn’t have two pairs in the same color. 1.2366 0.05596 93 76 12 5
3942 They kinda hurt without socks. 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
3943 C'mon compadre dancing shoes in this heat? 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
3944 I told you not to challenge the cartoonist to a game of fast draw. 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
3945 That's the last time I take you to RuPaul's blacksmith shop. 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
3946 This hat doesn't look any more ridiculous than those colored hoofs. 1.2366 0.05801 93 77 10 6
3947 With your complexion? Definitely the red ones. 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
3948 Do you have these in the next size up? 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
3949 You don't really know what a farrier is, do you? 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
3950 The hokey-pokey at the O-K corral never seems to get any easier. 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
3951 NEW blacksmith? 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
3952 Don't you step on my blue suede shoes. Or my pomegranate casual cross fit trainers. 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
3953 The farrier's working from home, so I went to shoesforhorses.com. 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
3954 You might want to reconsider that hat. 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
3955 Y'know, Laredo ain't all the formal. 1.2366 0.05596 93 76 12 5
3956 Is the colour coding significant in any way? 1.2366 0.05801 93 77 10 6
3957 They’re Tony Llamas. 1.2366 0.04687 93 72 20 1
3958 See anything eeeeeeeelse new? 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
3959 it's not that kind of party... 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
3960 But you promised Air Jordans. 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
3961 There’s no place like home for blue suede shoes. 1.2366 0.04431 93 79 10 4
3962 The blacksmith is closed due to Covid-19, so I got your shoes from Amazon. 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
3963 What? I thought you said we were going into town today. 1.2366 0.05596 93 76 12 5
3964 The Indianapolis NFL team refused to change their logo, which I found offensive to my previous footwear. 1.2366 0.05596 93 76 12 5
3965 I just felt like I needed some pizzazz. 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
3966 Those are your fancy shoes for hoedowns and such. Today we ride the range. Now go change before you’re seen. 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
3967 I can express my gender, even if it’s complicated. 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
3968 Can't see them on Zoom. 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
3969 Manolo Blacksmith 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
3970 You know what? They actually look great on you. 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
3971 The children are bored, Sir. 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
3972 Please, I'm begging you, do NOT step on my blue suede horseshoes. 1.2366 0.04687 93 72 20 1
3973 They're for Casual Friday. 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
3974 Lucky your old man can't see you like this. 1.2366 0.05596 93 76 12 5
3975 I am committed to fashion over function. And yes, that means no more galloping. 1.2366 0.05596 93 76 12 5
3976 My horseshoes were killing me... so I tossed on my horse slippers. 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
3977 Did use permanent marker again??? 1.2366 0.05596 93 76 12 5
3978 I suddenly started feeling hot to trot. 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
3979 I am on the fence - Nike or New Balance? 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
3980 I am hot to trot! I borrowed your wife's shoes. 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
3981 Workhorse, schmerkhorse. Capisce? 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
3982 I don’t think you quite understood me when I said you need new horseshoes. 1.2366 0.05801 93 77 10 6
3983 I said Elmer's Glue, not Jimmy Choo. 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
3984 Don't worry. These are loaners." 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
3985 It's not my fault western wear hasn't changed in over a century. Evolve your style! 1.2366 0.05596 93 76 12 5
3986 Will you press my hooves to see if the shoes are too tight. 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
3987 The blacksmith is closed. I got these at Target. 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
3988 That is what I'd call horseshoes of a different color 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
3989 It's my new cowboy hat. None of your horse laughs. 1.2366 0.04297 93 76 15 2
3990 Whoa cowboy, you’re goin’ to criticize my footwear with that hat on. 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
3991 Well, that's a shoe of a different color. 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
3992 I like the colors, but Wingtips? 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
3993 Sorry, Boss, I just get so tired of wearing those heavy old horseshoes. 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
3994 Honestly, I don't know what I'd do if they weren't slip-ons. 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
3995 Pardon me Roy, are you the chap who knew the new shoes? 1.2366 0.04810 93 75 15 3
3996 They're water-proof. 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
3997 What color socks go with these shoes. 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
3998 Don't you have a mirror? 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
3999 Maybe just stay fluid. 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
4000 They ran out of boots. 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
4001 OK, Scotty, so YOU tell us - who's taller! 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
4002 It’s not like I’m a slave to fashion. 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
4003 No, you can't click your heels and go home on the range 1.2366 0.05596 93 76 12 5
4004 I'm from Michigan. 1.2366 0.05801 93 77 10 6
4005 I don't care if you did put on your dancing shoes, we're still not going dancing. 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
4006 I like the idea, Bob - but are you colorblind? 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
4007 Mr. Ed returns, making a bold fashion statement. 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
4008 Are you sure you want to study tap dancing? 1.2366 0.04687 93 72 20 1
4009 A simple 'neigh' would have done. 1.2366 0.04687 93 72 20 1
4010 They asked, "Do you run a lot?"...I said, "Yes"... 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
4011 We might soon have to part ways, Wyatt--I'm auditioning for a technicolor. 1.2366 0.04687 93 72 20 1
4012 I dressed for comfort, not for speed. 1.2366 0.04687 93 72 20 1
4013 I said"give me my feedbag, not feedback 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
4014 Don't you know what the T in LGBTQ stands for? 1.2366 0.04561 93 74 17 2
4015 I thought I'd increase my range a little. 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
4016 Hi Yo, Prada. 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
4017 It's so hard to find a four pair of matching shoes. 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
4018 Never mind about that. Are they on the right feet? 1.2366 0.04687 93 72 20 1
4019 I just wanted more stylist shoes, but these don't work well in the pasture. 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
4020 Be honest - do these make my hooves look fat? 1.2366 0.05596 93 76 12 5
4021 Cowboy: nice shoes Horse: nice hat 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
4022 I just guessed your Amazon password would be 10-GallonH@ 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
4023 I know I kissed you under the moonlight in the last movie, and yes, you have your dancing shoes on, but I will not ask you to Saturday night's big dance; you have two left feet. 1.2366 0.05801 93 77 10 6
4024 Yes, that’s true, but I told the blacksmith that I preferred house shoes. 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
4025 You're invited to the gender reveal party because we just realized that none of us can tell pink from blue. 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
4026 I'm gearing up for dressage. What do you think? 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
4027 How about you lead me to some water and we take it from there? 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
4028 You were going to take an Uber, weren't you? 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
4029 I'm tired of living in black and white. 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
4030 Well, they look good. But can you dance? 1.2366 0.05596 93 76 12 5
4031 We are not going to town with mismatched shoes 1.2366 0.05801 93 77 10 6
4032 I thought you said, put on your HOUSE shoes! 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
4033 It's my turn to kick up my heels. 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
4034 Like I told the blacksmith, I gotta be me. 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
4035 I like the other hat better. It's just more you. 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
4036 When I got you, I didn't know you were Metrohorsual. 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
4037 What! My given name is Dare To Be Different! 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
4038 White Horse Fragility. My feet have feelings too, you know. 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
4039 Now you're ready to put out to stud. 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
4040 Fashionista blacksmith? 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
4041 You got a new saddle, I see 1.2366 0.04687 93 72 20 1
4042 No,it's green to starboard,red to port. 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
4043 « Yes, this is a 10-gallon hat, and yes, I’m happy to see you, o.k.? » 1.2366 0.05596 93 76 12 5
4044 I know it looks ridiculous, but the blacksmith’s got my Jimmy Choos. 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
4045 Heels? For a cattle drive? 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
4046 I don't know. I guess the pink ones. 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
4047 I also have chosen to no longer be apologetic for my femininity... 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
4048 Mr Ed says they’re all the rage! 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
4049 Jimmy Choo is expanding his brand 1.2366 0.05596 93 76 12 5
4050 I thought you said we needed a stile. 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
4051 You've been so grumpy lately, I thought that these would cheer you up. 1.2366 0.05596 93 76 12 5
4052 I saw what happened to the elephant and donkey. I'm not taking any chances! 1.2366 0.04158 93 75 16 2
4053 I see that you’re gender neutral 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
4054 It's gender reveal for fraternal twins. 1.2366 0.05801 93 77 10 6
4055 How do you expect me to find a belt that matches? 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
4056 No, Sapphire, those shoes are way too expensive. 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
4057 Maybe YOU’D like to try a pair from the 1800s! 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
4058 Who are you to tell me they're not stylish? 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
4059 Don't get any ideas about loafing around. 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
4060 What color's your purse? 1.2366 0.05596 93 76 12 5
4061 Which pair best matches my eyes? 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
4062 Not too shoddy ! 1.2366 0.04687 93 72 20 1
4063 Your horseshoes in the wash? 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
4064 Gives new meaning to the word "fairyer" 1.2366 0.05596 93 76 12 5
4065 It was a steal! Two pairs for one at Macys online. 1.2366 0.05801 93 77 10 6
4066 Surly these will do instead of a brand. 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
4067 I'm sorry I thought you said whore shoes. 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
4068 You'd better not be about to ask me about mules. 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
4069 They fit. 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
4070 Hi Ho Silver? I thought you said buy yo sketchers! In hindsight the phrasing and request was a little strange, but hey, I’m a horse. 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
4071 Look Horace, you have a drinking problem, I have a fabulous problem. Let’s just let it lie. 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
4072 Bob just didn't have the heart to tell his color blind friend 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
4073 It was 50% off for the second pair. 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
4074 They said these would make me more likable. 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
4075 Ya know, I have to say, I think I’m ok with it 1.2366 0.04561 93 74 17 2
4076 For the last time...It’s not a pacifier...It is my hat. 1.2366 0.05596 93 76 12 5
4077 I'm not sure I see the issue 1.2366 0.05596 93 76 12 5
4078 But these are even luckier 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
4079 Keep them doggies rollin’ man my feet are swollen, rawhide!! 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
4080 Don't you have any strappy sandals you could wear? 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
4081 We are in 2020, cowboy! 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
4082 I told you we shouldn’t let Janice do our shopping. 1.2366 0.05047 93 76 13 4
4083 Yanky Doodle told me I looked dandy... 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
4084 Well, Larry...for starters they don’t need to be nailed on. 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
4085 It's never too late to look great! 1.2366 0.04431 93 73 19 1
4086 I really don’t see why it should matter to you. You have red/green color-blindness anyway. 1.2366 0.05596 93 76 12 5
4087 It was worth a shod 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
4088 Un-uh, not round these parts you don't 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
4089 Ma was right, you’re one of them show horses huh. 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
4090 Ned, you know darn well there have been issues with the supply chain. 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
4091 Is that a hat orrrr aaaaaa d...d..d..don’t mind. 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
4092 I’m trying something. 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
4093 I was told they provided excellent spine support, anything helps with you on my back all day. 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
4094 Preppy Pink and Green are the only non- offensive colors left these days! 1.2366 0.02368 93 79 12 2
4095 Till pigs fly 1.2366 0.05596 93 76 12 5
4096 I’m feeling mixed about this new gender reveal stunt we’re doing 1.2366 0.05047 93 76 13 4
4097 Well, aren't you a fancy prancer? 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
4098 Is this what you are supposed to wear to a gender reveal? 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
4099 Oh, so you didn’t get the memo? 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
4100 Looks like old Smithy has been watching Operation Runway again. 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
4101 Guess the delivery guy got confused with the address 1.2366 0.04561 93 74 17 2
4102 Bout to walk a mile in your shoes. 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
4103 Do they come in Vibrum sole? 1.2366 0.05801 93 77 10 6
4104 Yeezy there. 1.2366 0.05801 93 77 10 6
4105 Toto, I guess we aren’t in Kansas anymore. 1.2366 0.05801 93 77 10 6
4106 It’s laundry day. 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
4107 I like the red ones 1.2366 0.05596 93 76 12 5
4108 I thought we needed some color. 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
4109 Well aren't you stable. 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
4110 But they were 10% off. 1.2366 0.05801 93 77 10 6
4111 Stop laughing! You know I’m colorblind! 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
4112 It must be bad for the humans. They need luck so badly they’re taking all my horseshoes and leaving me to wear their human shoes instead. 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
4113 Between my shoes and your hat I think we may have a shot at an invite to the Met Gala! 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
4114 Going somewhere? 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
4115 We really need to find your wife another hobby 1.2366 0.05801 93 77 10 6
4116 Yeah man, six hours total in line at that Bodega over by Newbury street. It was one pair per customer, but like I had my gym clothes in my bag and just changed right quick after the first one; it was like I was a brand new Bronco to them. I swear they can’t tell a Clydesdale from an Appaloosa over there. Aren’t these fuckin tight though? Anyways I can’t pay rent this month. 1.2366 0.05801 93 77 10 6
4117 No, No no, red on the front and blue in back, are you colour blind? 1.2366 0.04431 93 71 22 0
4118 Don’t look 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
4119 I like how the fuschia plays against the aqua! 1.2366 0.05596 93 76 12 5
4120 Heard you’re taking me to the river later so I brought my crocs 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
4121 I guess my wife really shouldn’t shop for either of us 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
4122 I get that it's on purpose. I'm saying I don't like it. 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
4123 C'mon Trouper, let's ride this year out in style 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
4124 Horsin’ around again I see. 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
4125 No shoes, no serv— 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
4126 When I told you that you are not as fast as the others, I wasn't expecting you to start wearing my collection of I-moved-on -faster-than-you-shoes. It doesn't work like that. 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
4127 I'm sorry but, your hat looks ridiculous. 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
4128 So what you gotta say now that the shoes are on the other feet? 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
4129 Its business-casual in the front and casual-business at the back 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
4130 No, its not the Beverly Hills one. 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
4131 Horseshoes are looking more modern these days. 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
4132 Thought I'd switch it up a bit! You don't like them? 1.2366 0.04687 93 77 12 4
4133 They were on sale half price. 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
4134 All the barns are closed and I had no where else to wear them 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
4135 No, Phyllis. They do not go with everything. 👠 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
4136 I told you to keep an eye on the new blacksmith. 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
4137 For the last time, you are not going out dressed like that!"... said the horse 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
4138 You could have just told me you don't want to race anymore. 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
4139 I saw them in town & thought 'what the hay' 1.2347 0.04767 98 77 19 2
4140 I know we're outside. I want to go "out." 1.2347 0.04767 98 77 19 2
4141 Under the Saguaro, the satire of Andy Borowitz penetrated me. Newly initiated into the 21st Century, I have shod myself for a new and revolutionary psycho-socio-political warfare. You may not be intelligent enough to understand. 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
4142 Trust me - the pink shoes do not make your thighs look too big. 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
4143 The city folk come here to go cowboy we can't take on city ways; not that there's anything wrong with it. 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
4144 Iron shoes are démodé. 1.2347 0.04767 98 80 15 3
4145 Click your heels together three times. 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
4146 I asked for “horseshoes” not whore shoes. 1.2347 0.05389 98 80 13 5
4147 Unless you're planning to run sidewise, the port spats should both be red. 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
4148 So much for the tolerant left. 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
4149 The gay horse movement is just taking off. 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
4150 You can't ride me in that hat! 1.2347 0.04541 98 76 21 1
4151 I know. They were on sale, right? 1.2347 0.04541 98 76 21 1
4152 They shoe horses, don't they? 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
4153 It keeps the discouraging word at bay. 1.2347 0.04767 98 77 19 2
4154 Now it's Hi Ho Teal! or Hi Ho Fuchsia! I'll leave it up to you. 1.2347 0.03178 98 81 15 2
4155 Wi-i-i-ilber never wore a hat like that. 1.2347 0.04767 98 77 19 2
4156 At least they don't have to be nailed to my feet 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
4157 Glad you've come out. 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
4158 Jealous much? 1.2347 0.04767 98 77 19 2
4159 You say it doesn't matter, and yet your pants, hat and cute little Hermes scarf all seem to match. 1.2347 0.05766 98 82 9 7
4160 I would prefer if you you addressed me with a gender neutral name. 1.2347 0.05389 98 80 13 5
4161 I dunno, don’t you think the sockless look seems a bit forced? 1.2347 0.04541 98 76 21 1
4162 How I am suppose to know what to wear? Sometimes you ride sidesaddle! 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
4163 These boots AIN'T made for walkin'!!! 1.2347 0.04983 98 81 13 4
4164 Yeah...after 6 I’m more of a horse-slippers type 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
4165 All hat, no shoes. 1.2347 0.02635 98 82 14 2
4166 I don’t think your desire for fame is a shoe in! 1.2347 0.04179 98 77 20 1
4167 Ok, Ok...I'll ride side saddle 1.2347 0.05580 98 81 11 6
4168 They're just for derby days. 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
4169 You're a fine one to be talking! Have you seen what they put on your head? 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
4170 Uh, what is it about “a horse of a different color” you didn’t understand? 1.2347 0.04767 98 77 19 2
4171 OSHA requires them. 1.2347 0.04767 98 77 19 2
4172 Oh really? Well your hat not only looks stupid, it's as drab as the rest of your outfit. 1.2347 0.05389 98 80 13 5
4173 I got them on sale. You don't like them? 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
4174 They said “Just do it” so I did...twice 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
4175 I'm a bit of a clotheshorse. 1.2347 0.04541 98 76 21 1
4176 Well,you certainly put the giddy in "giddyup." 1.2347 0.04541 98 76 21 1
4177 One does want a hint of color... 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
4178 Let me try again ... LEFT is green. 1.2347 0.03178 98 83 12 3
4179 See ya got dressed there in the dark again, huh Earle? 1.2347 0.04541 98 78 18 2
4180 All I'm asking is that you support me on my quest to find myself. 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
4181 It said, "Blue for male, pink for female." I don't know what that means, so I got both. 1.2347 0.05580 98 81 11 6
4182 I thought you said: If the BLUE fits, wear it. 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
4183 I don’t care what the pigs told you, green ones go on the right hooves, red ones on the left. Now go change before I get mad. 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
4184 Bipartisan appeal, but make it fashion. 1.2347 0.05389 98 80 13 5
4185 What? I do it for the girls and the gays 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
4186 Your abnormally large hat has caused me to realize life has little or no meaning. Not sure what’s up with these shoes. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
4187 You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make him chic. 1.2346 0.05898 81 66 11 4
4188 Don’t freak out. They were BOGO. 1.2346 0.06154 81 67 9 5
4189 If you're gonna wear that hat... 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
4190 But a horse divided against itself cannot stand. 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
4191 It looked different online. 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
4192 My blacksmith was off today, so I just threw these on. 1.2340 0.04884 94 74 18 2
4193 you told me to get new ones! You never specified what kind! 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
4194 Summer, Trixie. Sandal weather. 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
4195 It was only at that point that I realized the horse I came to know and love was really just two people wearing a horse costume. 1.2340 0.05745 94 78 10 6
4196 I wouldn't want to be in your shoes when your wife finds out." 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
4197 My farrier is non-binary. 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
4198 This Secret Santa sucks. 1.2338 0.06102 77 63 10 4
4199 The cow says the back pair are red. 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
4200 The Crocs made me too sweaty. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
4201 Bruce remembers when the derby was all about speed instead of fashion. 1.2316 0.05065 95 76 16 3
4202 Problem? 1.2316 0.04220 95 75 19 1
4203 They were featured in Vanity Mare 1.2308 0.05431 91 74 13 4
4204 I could go either way. 1.2308 0.04708 91 71 19 1
4205 I'm not colorblind; I don't want to walk a mile in your shoes; and that hat looks ridiculous. That's all I have today -- what did you want to discuss? 1.2308 0.04961 91 72 17 2
4206 Your hat is too darn big 1.2308 0.05431 91 74 13 4
4207 Horseshit. 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
4208 Don't worry, they still have steel toes 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
4209 Dammit, I'm Shane, and we gotta ride into the sunset. 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
4210 You're not getting a matching saddle. 1.2308 0.05201 91 73 15 3
4211 C’mon, Ron. All the mares are doing it. 1.2308 0.05651 91 75 11 5
4212 No, I’m not voting for him, I just think his shoes are dope! 1.2308 0.04836 91 74 14 3
4213 Unfortunately your shoes aren’t going to be visible in the Zoom call, Phil... Maybe take a page from my book and go with a hat next time. 1.2308 0.05651 91 75 11 5
4214 If I rear up it's a boy, if I kick it's a girl, right? 1.2297 0.06249 74 61 9 4
4215 Walk a mile in my shoes-- it's just an expression. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
4216 Well,ok...I'll yel clip-clop or clippity-clop if necessary 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
4217 At least now you won't take 'em off me and throw 'em. 1.2297 0.05945 74 60 11 3
4218 Chores first. Dressage after. 1.2283 0.04790 92 75 14 3
4219 My feet hurt. 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
4220 they call them "saddle" shoes 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
4221 Dan's horse replied, "But I feel pretty." 1.2283 0.05150 92 74 15 3
4222 I wasn't born in a barn. 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
4223 Do you think I should switch the blue one in my left with the pink one from my back?! 1.2283 0.05377 92 75 13 4
4224 Don’t forget, I need to cut out early for my dance class. 1.2283 0.04913 92 73 17 2
4225 Hold yer horses, Millie. The gender reveal is not fer another hour. 1.2268 0.04518 97 76 20 1
4226 Species cross-dressing. You have a problem with that? 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
4227 My legs would look thinner in a taller heel. 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
4228 Which ones make me look sexier? 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
4229 Ivanka said she knew how to shoe me... and lead the free world... 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
4230 Why didn’t you tell me the stable lightbulb was out? 1.2258 0.05100 93 75 15 3
4231 You couldn’t have picked the same color? 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
4232 Or better yet, why the long hat? 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
4233 This is who we are now Earle. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
4234 Do you really think they're sillier than that hat? 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
4235 Yea, well that's your opinion. And when did I ever say anything about your hat? 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
4236 No, I don’t do that. I said “ro-DAY-oh.“ 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
4237 Ready? Whichever color hoof I kick you with reveals the gender of your baby. 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
4238 Something tells me you're not really a cowboy. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
4239 Where did you put the Rainbow Flag? 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
4240 I'm pretty sure I get on your back!! 1.2247 0.04728 89 70 18 1
4241 Sorry, I’m branded to Louboutin now. 1.2247 0.05707 89 74 10 5
4242 Now you walk a mile in my shoes. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
4243 Cool! An equine gender reveal! 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
4244 You just don't get fashion 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
4245 Yup, you're right, it will make the Texas two-step that much easier. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
4246 I’m walking a mile in your shows. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
4247 Ruby, click your heels together three times right quick and the virus will be over! 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
4248 You just said "Needs shoeing." Next time, be more specific. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
4249 You think having nails pounded into your foot is enjoyable? 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
4250 Are those my shoes? 1.2247 0.05707 89 74 10 5
4251 You know how heels pinch my bunions, Jerry. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
4252 If wishes were horses, I'd have the ruby slippers up front as well. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
4253 But I've felt so shoddy since you had me shod. 1.2247 0.05594 89 76 7 6
4254 C’mon, you’ve seen Bojack, haven’t you? 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
4255 We talk about being a color-blind society, José, but I don't think the political process could actually handle that. . 1.2247 0.04990 89 73 13 3
4256 You told me to try new things. 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
4257 Sorry boss, pandemic impulse buying. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
4258 To fool trackers, cowboy Frank came up with a fabulous idea. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
4259 Took six weeks to be delivered from China, but totally worth it. 1.2247 0.04591 89 72 15 2
4260 Just don’t throw a shoe today, designer doesn’t come cheap. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
4261 'Well, discouraging words are heard more often than people think, apparently.' 1.2237 0.05493 76 61 13 2
4262 I said choosing a blacksmith called Mr Choo was a mistake! 1.2237 0.05803 76 62 11 3
4263 I have another set just like them at home. 1.2237 0.05331 76 63 10 3
4264 Let's rework this. It's not front vs. back; it's left vs. right. Blue shoes go on the left; red shoes go on the right. Otherwise you are fine 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
4265 I've been trying to tell you I'm a dancing horse. 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
4266 I’m sorry, they didn’t have half sizes. 1.2234 0.05486 94 78 11 5
4267 Be honest. It's my first rodeo. 1.2234 0.04576 94 74 19 1
4268 Whatever works! 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
4269 Do you even know what horseshoes look like? 1.2234 0.04576 94 74 19 1
4270 I'd be too embarrassed to be seen on a horse whose shoes don't match 1.2234 0.04820 94 75 17 2
4271 What? You weren't using them. 1.2234 0.04820 94 75 17 2
4272 They were out of black and white. 1.2234 0.05052 94 76 15 3
4273 You’ll never win a game of horseshoes with those, buster. 1.2234 0.05486 94 78 11 5
4274 You like them? They're the new Air Seabiscuits. 1.2234 0.04820 94 75 17 2
4275 well, there’s always something you don’t have. 1.2234 0.04820 94 75 17 2
4276 Please don't use that derogatory term at me sir. I'm a Horse... not a Horsie. 1.2234 0.05273 94 77 13 4
4277 Who cares if they don’t match perfectly? You don’t want me to get caught flat-footed, do you? 1.2222 0.04682 90 71 18 1
4278 A horse of a different color, my foot! 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
4279 I guess I'm just a horse of a different shoe color." 1.2222 0.04682 90 71 18 1
4280 Sweetie, I found your shoes. 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
4281 Hello cowboy, new in town??? 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
4282 Don't worry about my shoes. If you're going out of the corral, better re-think your Lone Ranger mask so it covers your nose and mouth. 1.2222 0.05648 90 75 10 5
4283 When I put my slippers on, I walk like a Lipizzan. 1.2222 0.05648 90 75 10 5
4284 The Red Ones go on the Port Side, your left, and the Blue Ones on the Starboard Side. 1.2222 0.04813 90 74 13 3
4285 Do the red ones makes my ass look big? 1.2222 0.05648 90 75 10 5
4286 The horse’s name was Casual Friday. 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
4287 Top athletes wear sports shoes. 1.2211 0.05004 95 77 15 3
4288 Before you judge, our tracks will look like two people walking. The kids will never find us. 1.2211 0.05223 95 78 13 4
4289 Which color goes better with this saddle? 1.2209 0.05825 86 72 9 5
4290 Well, I'm just tryin' to represent, man! 1.2209 0.04794 86 68 17 1
4291 What? It was all they had left. 1.2209 0.03470 86 72 13 1
4292 But the dog told me they match! 1.2209 0.05825 86 72 9 5
4293 When do you think Dorothy and Elvis will be finished playing horseshoes? 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
4294 Are you a Democrat or a Republican? Why Not Both? 1.2209 0.05825 86 72 9 5
4295 Who's going to shine them? 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
4296 No. Not for Dodge City... 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
4297 Wow! I've never ridden a bisexual horse before. 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
4298 I'm getting my nails done. 1.2209 0.04794 86 68 17 1
4299 It doesn't matter. The picture will be in black and white. 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
4300 My hat for your shoes? Those are my shoes!! 1.2209 0.05825 86 72 9 5
4301 So are you ready to hear my fetish now? 1.2209 0.04500 86 67 19 0
4302 OK,now I get the whole front/back thing,but I can still use some help with the right/left situation. 1.2209 0.04794 86 68 17 1
4303 All the geldings are wearing them. 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
4304 They say that shoes make the horse. 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
4305 I'm still undecided. 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
4306 No, I'm not getting to get matching saddle bags. 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
4307 That is not what I meant when I said "if only you had to walk a mile in my shoes". 1.2209 0.04794 86 68 17 1
4308 Doc said your diet isn’t working and that I needed arch supports.” 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
4309 I agreed that you could wear ballet-hooves - but I draw the line at you wearing a tutu! 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
4310 Well, let's just hope they're color blind. 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
4311 Our new farrier is not from around here. 1.2209 0.04794 86 68 17 1
4312 Sorry Wilbur, no more giddiyupping unless I get to wear the hat. 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
4313 Damn girl, love the boots! 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
4314 So now it's "You put your red hoof in, your take your red hoof out, and do the hokee pokey?" 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
4315 The West is going to be won with orthopedic shoes." 1.2209 0.04794 86 68 17 1
4316 Hmmm, anything in a nice mule, perhaps? 1.2209 0.04794 86 68 17 1
4317 Remember, first walk, then trot, then canter, and lastly gallop. 1.2209 0.04794 86 68 17 1
4318 I wasn't having any luck with the old ones. 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
4319 Embrace change, that’s what everyone seems to be telling me lately 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
4320 Look, they’re comfortable, and you don’t have to nail them on. 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
4321 Oh I thought today was Dressage 1.2209 0.05335 86 70 13 3
4322 I figured you were a hoofer 1.2209 0.05072 86 69 15 2
4323 I don’t know, Bronco, aren’t the colors a little out of season? 1.2209 0.04345 86 69 16 1
4324 I have no where else to wear them. 1.2209 0.04345 86 69 16 1
4325 Don’t fret they’re flats. 1.2209 0.05585 86 71 11 4
4326 It’s my ‘a horse disguised as two guys disguised as a horse’ disguise 1.2209 0.04500 86 72 11 3
4327 That hat doesn’t really go with my shoes. 1.2208 0.05104 77 61 15 1
4328 I'm non-binary 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
4329 the two puppeteers had been in the horse costume long enough, they just couldn't bring themselves to tell the cowboy 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
4330 I shouldn't judge until I've walked a mile in their shoes 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
4331 The red ones go on the left if being a seahorse is your goal here. 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
4332 Are you really surprised I voted " Nay" on this? 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
4333 So you really think you could walk a mile in my shoes! 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
4334 You said to walk a mile in your shoes. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
4335 Relax, Harold! It was a BOGO sale. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
4336 Sorry, I have to do a gender reveal party right after this. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
4337 I think both pairs go nicely with Wranglers. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
4338 Gus confronts a party foal. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
4339 Not exactly what I meant when I said we’d be heading halfway up to Turquoise Flats this morning. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
4340 Dang! I'm sure that farrier is color blind. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
4341 The Horse: “you sure this Tik-Tok thing is gonna stick around?” 1.2192 0.05429 73 61 9 3
4342 I wanted something that better matched my career aspirations. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
4343 What about my shoes? Look at your hat. 1.2192 0.06542 73 62 6 5
4344 You should try it sometime. Everyone needs a little color in their life. 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
4345 I would loose that hat if I were you 1.2192 0.05251 73 58 14 1
4346 thanks for the grey shoes, Bob 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
4347 Now get off your high horse...you didn't want me to walk a mile in your shoes, now, did you?" says the talking horse 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
4348 ‘“Damn. I told him to put the blue shoes on the back legs.” 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
4349 OK, I've gotten off your back - now what?" 1.2184 0.04746 87 69 17 1
4350 It's 'Heel, Toe, Neigh!' 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
4351 What? 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
4352 You did invite me to the gender reveal, didn't you? 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
4353 I liked the blue suede better. 1.2184 0.04455 87 73 11 3
4354 You said one day it'd be my turn to ride. 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
4355 Sorry to keep you waiting but I couldn't remember whether you said dancing or prancing. 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
4356 I'll have a word with the blacksmith. 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
4357 Hey Dude, what did you expect here at the Flamboyant G? 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
4358 You think they’ll let us in the parade now? 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
4359 So then he asked me, "why the long face" 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
4360 Can you get the new saddle with a hint of scarlet? Don't you think that would look nice? 1.2184 0.03628 87 73 12 2
4361 Whose shoes are they then? 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
4362 I'm not upset about the transgender thing, but the shoes have to match. 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
4363 Trade ya 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
4364 I said FOX Hunt! 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
4365 I like the loafers better. 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
4366 But he’s a Blacksmith. What made you think he’d make YOU some shoes? 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
4367 No, I'm taller! The hat doesn't count! Who are you: The Chrysler Building? 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
4368 No mask?! You get any closer to me than six feet and these four feet will end up where the sun don’t shine, cowboy. 1.2184 0.05763 87 73 9 5
4369 I can't take you anywhere! 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
4370 No way I'm going into town just to be shown up by that clydesdale again. 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
4371 I'm a Tennessee Walker. Why do you ask? 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
4372 Can I keep both pair? 1.2184 0.04603 87 71 14 2
4373 You’re ain’t from around these parts, are ya? 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
4374 I'm expecting twins. 1.2184 0.04746 87 69 17 1
4375 They're certainly good luck at piano bars. 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
4376 Stop laughing at my hat. 1.2184 0.04746 87 69 17 1
4377 I don't think it's too much to ask that I be there the next time you order online. 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
4378 I'm not dancing, you still have two left feet 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
4379 Ivanka says this is all the rage this season. 1.2184 0.04746 87 69 17 1
4380 You stop calling me "trigger" . . and I'll stop call you the Lone Danger . . . 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
4381 City Slicker shoes. 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
4382 Just like that, Ralph’s “Horse Shoes” horseshoes business had died before he could even get it off the ground. Darn color blindness. 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
4383 OK. Now what? 1.2184 0.05763 87 73 9 5
4384 I don't care if they're a little more expensive. They're sustainably produced by a horse-owned business and that's important to me. 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
4385 I know, I know. But if you keep doing these gender reveal gigs we don't have to pay back the PPP. 1.2184 0.04144 87 72 13 2
4386 Stop looking at me like that. You're the one who's weird. 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
4387 This is a new style of horseshoe. I call it sneaker. 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
4388 I'm hung like a horse. What more could you ask for? 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
4389 I couldn't find my way to the blacksmith. 1.2184 0.04746 87 69 17 1
4390 I want a divorce. 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
4391 Dorothy could only give me two so I got the others from Edna. 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
4392 I'm Trigger. I don't have pronouns. 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
4393 Well, I guess we can't play horseshoes. 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
4394 I've decided I'm really more of a Carrie than a Charlotte." 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
4395 I’m transitioning, says the horse 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
4396 They are a bit too tight but I love the colors! 1.2184 0.04455 87 70 16 1
4397 Rounding up or just riding? I brought options. 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
4398 I don’t think the vet meant this, when he said I needed new shoes. 1.2184 0.04603 87 71 14 2
4399 Dry cleaners lose your outfit again? 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
4400 You told me to get shoes" 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
4401 I'm sorry. It was really dark in the stable when I was getting ready this morning. 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
4402 You sure this is the way you want to remember your mother? 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
4403 Whats wrong? Is there someone else 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
4404 I’m moving to Florida. 1.2184 0.05763 87 73 9 5
4405 Do these shoes make me look too uptown? 1.2184 0.05763 87 73 9 5
4406 Y’all up for some role play? 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
4407 Careful, he’s using colored pencils again. 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
4408 There's a big sale going on down at The Shoe Barn! 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
4409 Maybe if we take it slow at first. 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
4410 You know I’m dichromatic, ...right? 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
4411 Merry Christmas to you, too. 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
4412 So, cowboy, which looks better for our ride on the range? 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
4413 Just thought I’d put on my my my my my boogie shoes 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
4414 Yes the shoes are nice, but I'm still not taking you into town like that. 1.2184 0.04746 87 69 17 1
4415 My shoes are not nearly as silly looking as your hat. 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
4416 But do they make my butt look big? 1.2184 0.03980 87 69 18 0
4417 They thought I said 'whore's shoes'. 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
4418 Sorry I can't take you for a ride. I'm off to the dance. 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
4419 You’ve been in my closet again, haven’t you? 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
4420 You're being dramatic. I don't *hate* the ones you gave me. 1.2184 0.05763 87 73 9 5
4421 But we're not equal, Rex, and anyway, I can't carry you. 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
4422 Just because you’ve gone all-in on performative western masculinity, doesn’t mean I have to stop wearing cute shoes. 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
4423 ''taps? you want to put taps on them?" 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
4424 We should try to take each other seriously. 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
4425 But all the other mares are wearing Manolo Blahnik. 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
4426 Saddle up partner, let’s get you a pedicure and and some new boots! 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
4427 I'm leaving you for a cat. 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
4428 So what if they don't match. It's not like we're going to a ball or anything. 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
4429 I don't like the metal ones. 1.2184 0.04746 87 69 17 1
4430 I'm trying out a new farrier. 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
4431 But, Gary, you promised last night that I'd get cha-cha heels. 1.2184 0.02796 87 71 16 0
4432 We're not going anywhere in that hat! 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
4433 I wanted something more sensible. 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
4434 I thought it was time you saw my true colors. 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
4435 I think the shoes should be on the other feet. 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
4436 I don't care if all of your friends are wearing them. 1.2184 0.04746 87 69 17 1
4437 No, Sir, I cannot gallop without my proper hooves 1.2184 0.05019 87 72 12 3
4438 Good, now both side will think we’re with them. 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
4439 I'm a horse. Gender doesn't affect me. 1.2184 0.04746 87 71 14 2
4440 Because they were all out of purple. 1.2184 0.04746 87 69 17 1
4441 I know... I know... Mama explained that you’re self-conscious because you haven’t had a pedicure since February. 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
4442 I don’t think we’re six feet away. 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
4443 They said just do it... So i did it. 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
4444 Did you do something different? 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
4445 On a zoom call, no one can tell the difference 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
4446 Every animal thinks it’s human.. since we both think we are, who is? 1.2184 0.05763 87 73 9 5
4447 I don't know, Mr. Doppler, I'm not sure I can run fast enough to make them the same color... Isn't there an easier way to test this? 1.2184 0.04746 87 71 14 2
4448 These boots were made for horsing around. 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
4449 I’m in transition. 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
4450 How much do they pay us for these gender reveal parties? 1.2184 0.04455 87 68 19 0
4451 It behooves me to comment on your choice of footwear. 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
4452 Trying to save on farrier costs again, Dave? 1.2184 0.04746 87 69 17 1
4453 I take it you found a new farrier... 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
4454 There is no nice way to say this - but I need to move on Jim. I need to find a more exciting rider. We simply dont fit. 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
4455 I'm all about breaking gender-horse stereotypes 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
4456 Quarantine improvising at it’s finest 1.2184 0.05763 87 73 9 5
4457 Ready for the gender reveal party... You think it’s going to be a boy? 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
4458 You can cancel my shoeing for tomorrow. There was a groupon. Second pair half off. 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
4459 Well it looks like consumerism is not a human thing anymore 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
4460 Yes, The South has come a long way, but pink shoes in Kentucky Paul? 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
4461 damn entitled white horses 1.2184 0.04746 87 69 17 1
4462 So, I figured, I might as well spend my unemployment check on shoes. 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
4463 I’ve never said a word about your hat... 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
4464 Why don’t you try heels? 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
4465 Not only do they come in multiple colours, the salesman said I can take them off whenever I want! 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
4466 I’m sure voters will love your desire to cross the aisle when necessary 1.2184 0.04144 87 74 10 3
4467 It’s what they’re wearing in the city these days. 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
4468 Did you change your hair? 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
4469 At least I can pull them off! 1.2174 0.04592 92 73 18 1
4470 Let me guess - you're new at this? 1.2174 0.05747 92 78 8 6
4471 Now I can trot, gallop, or do my Fred and Ginger routine 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
4472 What, they didn't have any stilettos? 1.2174 0.04592 92 73 18 1
4473 Are you thinking of changing your name to Mrs. Ed? 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
4474 Look who's coming to dinner! 1.2174 0.04845 92 74 16 2
4475 Gallop in the front, trot in the back. 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
4476 My farrier’s not too shoddy. 1.2174 0.05315 92 76 12 4
4477 Of course, I can run in them. They're the ones Bryce Dallas Howard wore in Jurassic World. 1.2174 0.04592 92 73 18 1
4478 The front is for style and the back is for support. 1.2174 0.05747 92 78 8 6
4479 I wanna work as a horse model 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
4480 No one looks at feet. But a hat... 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
4481 Okay, okay. One Two Step around the barn, and then we join the posse. 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
4482 What's up? Have you never seen a horse with different colored shoes? 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
4483 Don't you think that hat's a bit flashy? 1.2159 0.05469 88 73 11 4
4484 It's nice, but wear red in front if you really want to put out. 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
4485 It’s horses shoes of a different color. 1.2159 0.05703 88 74 9 5
4486 Don't say anything about my shoes and I won't say anything about your hat. 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
4487 I love the way you’re not saddled by conventional fashion 1.2159 0.04698 88 70 17 1
4488 Believe it or not, they're steel-toed. 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
4489 I was getting tired of athleisure. 1.2159 0.04698 88 70 17 1
4490 This way I can't lose in November. 1.2151 0.04919 93 78 11 4
4491 Well, maybe for you, one gallon. 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
4492 I just got tired of the silver ones. 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
4493 They're Jimmy Choo. 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
4494 It’s like a mullet, business in front and party in the back 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
4495 I'm not just a two trick pony! 1.2151 0.04284 93 78 12 3
4496 I'm advertising that I'm a gelding. What are you advertising? 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
4497 Have you been two timing me again? 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
4498 Do they look pretty? I can't see. 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
4499 Do my shoes make you want to ride me hard and put me away wet? 1.2151 0.05481 93 78 10 5
4500 Howdy, pardner. Why the long face? 1.2151 0.05690 93 79 8 6
4501 You had the power all along, my dear." 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
4502 What's the matter? Didn't you like the green ones I got you? 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
4503 Just because you are wearing red, white and blue, doesn't make you a citizen. Your always be an Arabian horse Mosul 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
4504 What kind of shoes did you expect on a clothes horse? 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
4505 Good! Now what size hat do you take? 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
4506 I take it this IS your first rodeo. 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
4507 Let's not turn this into another Brokeback 1.2151 0.05481 93 78 10 5
4508 No, the red shoes go on the port side; green, on starboard. 1.2151 0.05892 93 80 6 7
4509 I'll never ask for a farrier in San Francisco again. 1.2151 0.03536 93 78 13 2
4510 If you insist on wearing that hat, then I am not obligated to wear matching shoes. 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
4511 Huh?! No, I 'm the Hat Whisperer. 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
4512 Jealous? 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
4513 Sorry dude, I only let masked riders on 1.2151 0.05151 93 79 9 5
4514 Do you like them? They're from Gucci's new horseshoe fall collection. 1.2151 0.04548 93 79 10 4
4515 I'll make up my mind by November the 3rd. 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
4516 What the fuck is on your feet? 1.2151 0.04284 93 78 12 3
4517 The shoes' are on the other hoof 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
4518 Shoe whores 1.2151 0.04675 93 77 13 3
4519 It's the stables prom tonight. All the matching sets were taken. 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
4520 I clearly said "horseshit", not "horseshoes"! 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
4521 Buy one pair, get the second pair free, plus a horse. 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
4522 So, it's twins. 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
4523 Really? Andy Warhol? 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
4524 Are those your dancing shoes? 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
4525 What say we mosey on down to Fancytown? 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
4526 „You know, they only had one pair in each color“ 1.2151 0.04548 93 74 18 1
4527 I couldn’t decide on a color. 1.2151 0.04548 93 74 18 1
4528 They're nice, I guess, but they don't really match the saddle. 1.2151 0.05481 93 78 10 5
4529 How about I saddle you up today? 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
4530 It doesn't matter what you wear, it's how you feel inside. 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
4531 So it’s officially phase 3...You wanna go grab a beer on the patio? Come on...I just got all dressed up... 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
4532 I'm trying to make a statement here. 1.2151 0.05690 93 79 8 6
4533 I guess since we're back to the old days, we might act like the old days. 1.2151 0.04548 93 74 18 1
4534 Wow, that Jimmy Choo is really branching out. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
4535 Well...I've worn them for a week, but they're still not broken in yet. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
4536 Puts the hitch in my giddyup! 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
4537 You're right...now that I see them on you I do prefer the red ones. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
4538 I asked them for PPE, and this is all they had. 1.2143 0.04504 84 66 18 0
4539 They must'a thought I asked for a fairy-er. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
4540 You know It's not called fast fashion because it makes makes you run faster. 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
4541 Be honest. Do you think the shoes make me look drawn? 1.2135 0.04368 89 72 16 1
4542 Sure, blame the fairy and not the farrier.” 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
4543 I dressed in the dark this morning 1.2128 0.04505 94 75 18 1
4544 I think it's time for a new blacksmith 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
4545 No. I'm sorry Jed, but you're just gonna have to find a more open minded farrier! 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
4546 They were on sale and it was all they had in your size. 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
4547 They feel fine most of the time, except when I trot. 1.2128 0.04505 94 75 18 1
4548 This plan of yours to cover our tracks better work, because I wouldn’t want to be caught dead wearing these. 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
4549 Problem is, I wear four different sizes. 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
4550 The saying is, "A horse of a different color". 1.2128 0.04987 94 79 11 4
4551 How else am I going to attract my Mr. Ed? 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
4552 Whoa Nellie, that’s a game changer! 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
4553 Well, as long as they are Comfortable shoes. 1.2128 0.03665 94 77 16 1
4554 Yes, non-binary, cisgender, and my pronouns are they/them. 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
4555 Wanna trade? 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
4556 Dude, I want that Lone Ranger guy back. At least he looked out for my safety and wore a face mask. 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
4557 You have tiny hands. 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
4558 I'm Sorry, Lifts won't help your absurdly short and skinny legs 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
4559 We need to throw them off the track. 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
4560 They were on sale and my size. It was fait. 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
4561 It was the darndest thing. Five guys walked in, looked me over, and then one of 'em says, 'We have to do something about those shoes.' 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
4562 The red ones got "clip" the green ones go "clop" 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
4563 I'd rather skip the gender reveal party. 1.2128 0.03665 94 77 16 1
4564 Now this would be funny if I could see color. 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
4565 you need to find your other pair of blue suede shoes. 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
4566 A regular ride is $1 or tap dance ride for $5 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
4567 Welcome to Biden's America. 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
4568 Well, I'M upset that you never mentioned memory gel insoles before. 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
4569 No. It’ red right return. 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
4570 Don't look a gift horse in the feet 1.2128 0.04505 94 75 18 1
4571 My stylist has been quarantining with me. 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
4572 I just can't decide 1.2128 0.04505 94 75 18 1
4573 Um yeah, comfort is not really a guiding principle on the prairie. 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
4574 Quarantine has given me a chance to rein in on who I really am. 1.2128 0.04505 94 75 18 1
4575 I'm running away to join the circus. 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
4576 Which color looks better on me, the green or the pink? 1.2128 0.04752 94 76 16 2
4577 They’re Mare-agamo 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
4578 It's called fashion honey, look it up 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
4579 What? They’re called FeetBits. They track my steps. 1.2128 0.05427 94 79 10 5
4580 They said I was a "shoe-in" to win the Triple Crown. 1.2118 0.04762 85 68 16 1
4581 I'm lead horse in the Pride Parade! 1.2118 0.04458 85 67 18 0
4582 This will be my first rodeo. 1.2118 0.05575 85 71 10 4
4583 A horse divided can stand 1.2118 0.04762 85 68 16 1
4584 This is what happens if you say 'There's no place like home' four times. 1.2118 0.05575 85 71 10 4
4585 How far is it to Brokeback Mountain?" 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
4586 I am not a looter and I am insulted at the accusation. 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
4587 And I thought your hat looked stupid 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
4588 You are a shoe in for the spring collection. 1.2118 0.04298 85 71 12 2
4589 Remember when you told me you were all-hat and no cowboy? Well,I'm not the mare you thought I was. 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
4590 Yes, I know. You always show me up when we tap dance. 1.2118 0.05575 85 71 10 4
4591 No, you don’t have a choice. It’s me or no one. 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
4592 Just my luck 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
4593 Two for one. I just couldn't say neigh!" 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
4594 Since you had me gelded, my accessories have to be gender-neutral. 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
4595 Well that's a horseshoe of a different color 1.2118 0.05575 85 71 10 4
4596 No, I said 'Gershwin' this week. Copland is next week. 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
4597 The new blacksmith is from Italy. 1.2118 0.04762 85 68 16 1
4598 Just wear your matching bandana. 1.2118 0.05820 85 72 8 5
4599 Dude, really? 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
4600 What? At least they're not flip-flops 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
4601 Zappos transforms the West. 1.2118 0.05575 85 71 10 4
4602 Definitely the pink ones. 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
4603 Can you please just make up your mind? 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
4604 You know darn well what's under the hat! 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
4605 I got Dolced AND Gabbanaed 1.2118 0.04458 85 67 18 0
4606 You like my new horse Choos? 1.2118 0.05575 85 71 10 4
4607 And what do you think that stupid hat says about you, little Pete? 1.2118 0.04458 85 67 18 0
4608 Makes it easier to follow the dance instructor's directions. 1.2118 0.04762 85 68 16 1
4609 It isn't a formal party, you didn't have to get dressed up! 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
4610 Love the colors but are flats really you? 1.2118 0.04762 85 68 16 1
4611 OK I’m saddled up so where do you want to go? A click of my red heels will get you to Kansas, a click of my blue suedes gets you to Memphis. 1.2118 0.05820 85 72 8 5
4612 I hated the way my hoofs looked. 1.2118 0.04612 85 70 13 2
4613 I just don't think they work with the rest of the outfit. 1.2118 0.04762 85 68 16 1
4614 I asked for a feedbag, not feedback 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
4615 Okay, but why couldn’t you have opted for the velcro? 1.2118 0.05575 85 71 10 4
4616 Alright you win. We go to town 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
4617 Unironically wearing that hat leaves you in no position to judge my fashion sense. 1.2118 0.04762 85 68 16 1
4618 That hat needs a plume! 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
4619 All hat, no cattle? 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
4620 Barneys was closing. 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
4621 I thought I told you to stay out of my closet. 1.2118 0.04458 85 67 18 0
4622 Hey Billy, is that a new hat you got there? 1.2118 0.04762 85 68 16 1
4623 When did YOU go to the mall?" - Ben Rosenblum, Brooklyn, N 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
4624 Do you think they make me look fat? 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
4625 Nice mani-pedi 1.2118 0.06056 85 73 6 6
4626 I thought it would help with social distancing. 1.2118 0.05820 85 72 8 5
4627 They're a little tight. This European sizing always messes me up. 1.2118 0.04762 85 68 16 1
4628 Don"t nag me! 1.2118 0.04762 85 68 16 1
4629 Don't worry about it,bud! They're pretty close,and this is actually one of those rare situations where close does count. 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
4630 I'm equine-fluid. 1.2118 0.05575 85 71 10 4
4631 Where is your matching purse? 1.2118 0.04762 85 68 16 1
4632 They look better on me. 1.2118 0.04762 85 68 16 1
4633 I’m no expert, but shouldn’t they match? 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
4634 They dont have to match, they "go" 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
4635 Haven’t you ever heard...business in the front, party in the back? 1.2118 0.05575 85 71 10 4
4636 « Yes... they were only pair left..” 1.2118 0.05184 85 72 9 4
4637 Aesthetic over function 1.2118 0.04762 85 70 13 2
4638 Now Al...You know I can’t say neigh to a bogo sale 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
4639 It was BOGO, and I think they make me look taller! 1.2118 0.05575 85 71 10 4
4640 ‘We won’t make it into the tunnel, if you wear that hat’. 1.2118 0.05575 85 71 10 4
4641 It’s Dave’s bachelor party and you expect me to NOT dress up?! 1.2118 0.04458 85 67 18 0
4642 They're not too hot for trotting, right? 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
4643 That’s not what I meant when I said you should kick with style 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
4644 It’s Jimmy HorseChoo... 1.2118 0.05575 85 71 10 4
4645 No, no. I’m the influencer and you’re the follower. 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
4646 she's having twins 1.2118 0.05575 85 71 10 4
4647 They thought I said ‘whore shoes.’” Crude and unusable? Certainly. But finally a chance for me to get this out of my head after hearing it my whole life 1.2118 0.04906 85 71 11 3
4648 I m cowboy and what about you? . 1.2118 0.04906 85 71 11 3
4649 zappos again? 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
4650 all right, no more horsing around 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
4651 Its the best I could do on such short notice 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
4652 I couldn’t decide between the loafers and the mules. 1.2118 0.05575 85 71 10 4
4653 I said "farrier" not "fancier" 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
4654 These are my new giddy-up Jimmy Chooves. 1.2099 0.05476 81 67 11 3
4655 That's not what I meant by horseshoes. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
4656 'Your hat doesn't match my shoes' 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
4657 So have you decided? Are you a stallion or a mare"? 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
4658 There's no place like home on the range. 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
4659 Gosh, should I dress up for the baby reveal rodeo, too? 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
4660 Eighty bucks at the blacksmith. BLACK smith, goll dang it! 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
4661 I see you have been hanging around your unicorn friend again. 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
4662 You ‘ll have to wait for the State Fair - gender reveal booth. 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
4663 I don't think you should be worrying about gender stereotyping. You are a horse! 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
4664 So you meant red on the left and blue on the right? 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
4665 Actually, it's "red, right, returning". 1.2093 0.05758 86 73 8 5
4666 They’re ballerina fla-“ “I know what they are. 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
4667 Always a bridesmaid, never a bridle. 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
4668 Inspired by the painted canyons and my inner hoofer. 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
4669 I said SLEEPING under the stars. 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
4670 I think I'd go with the blue ones. 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
4671 Well, the gender reveal party is off. But Dusty says you can keep the shoes, as long as they don't spook the cattle 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
4672 OK ...... now that you've walked a mile in their shoes ....? 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
4673 So, was there a sale? 1.2093 0.02406 86 73 12 1
4674 I've been to Coachella as a horse with no name brands, it didn't feel good. 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
4675 Gender reveal? 1.2093 0.04855 86 72 11 3
4676 Horse: In the spirit of equality, it’s time for me to ride you! 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
4677 Is Gucci really branching out to western wear? 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
4678 I'm wearing it to protest the Brokeback Mountain horseshit. 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
4679 I see you're living up to your name, Bogo. 1.2093 0.05758 86 73 8 5
4680 I don't like wearing heels, but it a real mare-magnet 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
4681 I could go either way -- or both. 1.2093 0.04712 86 69 16 1
4682 Stop caking me that, a donkey could never pull this look off 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
4683 Not everything needs to be a protest. Google horseshoe, Tex. 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
4684 I don't think we can get anywhere if we socially distance! 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
4685 You got shoes, I got shoes. How does the rest of it go? 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
4686 I'm just trying to spice things up a little for us. 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
4687 That’s some mighty fine fashion sense you got going there, pardner. 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
4688 But are they sensible galloping shoes? 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
4689 I tried my best, buddy. All of the horseshoers are booked up for months. 1.2093 0.04712 86 69 16 1
4690 You never understood figures of speech, Rhino. I never meant literally 'be on my shoes'. 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
4691 Nellie, we aren't riding in public until I find you a saddle that matches. 1.2093 0.04712 86 69 16 1
4692 I just can't resist a good BOGO. 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
4693 I'll give you five minutes to remove these before you get kicked in the butt with a pair of red slippers. 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
4694 I figured it was time for some shoes of a different color. 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
4695 Bella, I always thought you were cisgender. I didn't know you are pansexual. 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
4696 I complained when my wife bought one pair of Louis Vuitton shoes. You think you are going to impress that stallion with two pairs? 1.2093 0.04855 86 74 8 4
4697 C’mon get on! I’ve always wanted to try this kind. 1.2093 0.04412 86 68 18 0
4698 And it's OK for y'all to wear those stupid hats to the Kentucky Derby. 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
4699 Styles were limited. Everyone is playing horseshoes during the pandemic. 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
4700 Are you trying too tell me the you're gender neutral? 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
4701 Port and starboard requires you to put the same color on one side or the other, not front and back 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
4702 Nice hat. They would go great with my shoes. 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
4703 What? They're my lucky shoes. 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
4704 Your blacksmith is color blind. 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
4705 Looks like you visited the fairyer. 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
4706 So tell me, Hoss, are you confused about your gender, your politics, or both?? 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
4707 These are a big improvement over pumps. 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
4708 Nice try ......Seabiscuit.....you still need to wear a Mask 1.2093 0.04565 86 71 13 2
4709 But I’m a trotter. 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
4710 I'm going to my tap session with or without you. 1.2093 0.04712 86 69 16 1
4711 Maybe this will work since the Clorox didn’t 1.2093 0.04255 86 70 15 1
4712 No. Left is blue. Red is right! 1.2093 0.04255 86 70 15 1
4713 I got these at Prada Marfa 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
4714 I said go to the barn. Not the Shoe Barn! 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
4715 That hat makes you look ridiculous 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
4716 I had no choice, the Farriers was replaced by a Reebok store. 1.2093 0.04565 86 71 13 2
4717 I know I hate it when I get to work and realize I did not put on matching shoes, 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
4718 They sent horse slippers instead of house slippers. 1.2093 0.05758 86 73 8 5
4719 What do you think? I kept throwing the other ones. 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
4720 You can never pass up a BOGO... 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
4721 Well, I don't criticize your choice in hats ... 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
4722 I've decided to become a clotheshorse. 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
4723 Well I already took off the heals so there’s really not much more I can do 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
4724 What?! You said it’s over between you and Jane 1.2093 0.05758 86 73 8 5
4725 Well, I think they look better than the ones you're always putting on me. 1.2093 0.04712 86 69 16 1
4726 You like my mules? 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
4727 I’m booked for two gender reveal parties today 1.2093 0.04712 86 69 16 1
4728 O wad some Pow'r the giftie gie us To see oursels as ithers see us! 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
4729 I figure I have double the chances of ending up literally anywhere but here when I click my heels. 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
4730 Secretariat, what happened to you? 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
4731 I’m underdressed. 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
4732 I’m NOT horsing around. 1.2093 0.04712 86 69 16 1
4733 hey Siri, play old town road by lil nas x 1.2093 0.04712 86 69 16 1
4734 What the heel are you wearing? 1.2093 0.05261 86 71 12 3
4735 The farrier better not charge extra for this... 1.2093 0.04712 86 69 16 1
4736 With that saddle, green. 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
4737 I don’t know, I didn’t want the donkey or elephant to feel bad 1.2093 0.03920 86 76 6 4
4738 you made me race over so i grabbed the first pairs of shoes i could find 1.2093 0.04712 86 69 16 1
4739 That wasn’t what i meant by horse shoes,,, 1.2093 0.05515 86 72 10 4
4740 Quarantine has really helped me find my true colors 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
4741 Sorry, boss. Sometimes when you say 'racetrack,' I hear 'runway.' 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4742 There was a sale at Nordstrom Rack. 1.2083 0.05573 72 59 11 2
4743 I don’t want a sugar cube or to Giddyap. However, may I have some coffee before we go? 1.2073 0.04157 82 69 11 2
4744 They didn't have 2 pairs in my size? 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
4745 They're vegan leather. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
4746 Where are we going dancing Buck 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
4747 I don't care what the blacksmith said, I'ts just not you. 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
4748 My best shoes don’t do gallop well, horse.... 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
4749 You got in my closet.....again?!! 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
4750 Damn that incompetent blacksmith...he was suppossed to dye your saddle and your mane to match the shoes! 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
4751 You can’t go out like this: your shoes don’t match. 1.2073 0.04504 82 65 17 0
4752 The farrier is working from home. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
4753 Why can't you just say "Bi-Ho, Silver!" 1.2073 0.04668 82 68 12 2
4754 I know,but nobody on Etsy really makes horseshoes. 1.2073 0.05686 82 69 9 4
4755 Let me guess. Christmas in July? Rebeccalynnhawkins@gmail.com Paradise Valley Az 1.2073 0.05686 82 69 9 4
4756 Miss your red shoes are for da gala 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
4757 The back ones got me here to Kansas and the front ones you need to stay off of. 1.2073 0.05686 82 69 9 4
4758 No! I'm not taking you out dancing. 1.2073 0.05686 82 69 9 4
4759 You said we’re going into town today. I’m ready. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
4760 I know they don't match but they have been telling me forever close enough counts. 1.2073 0.05686 82 69 9 4
4761 They look cheap! 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
4762 I know loafers without socks can be a startling look. 1.2073 0.05686 82 69 9 4
4763 We don’t need flashing hooves to be in the posse! 1.2073 0.05686 82 69 9 4
4764 Trigger never wore these! 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
4765 The shoe company says they are better for your feet and they have different tread designs for different terrain. 1.2073 0.05686 82 69 9 4
4766 Fancy during COVID times 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
4767 I told that farrier you were NOT going to pay for this! 1.2073 0.05686 82 69 9 4
4768 I'm gonna take my horse to the Old Town Fashion Week... 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
4769 Yes, they will get dirty, but I need to go into town. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
4770 Sorry you can’t ride me without a mask 1.2073 0.05686 82 69 9 4
4771 I'm skipping the cattle drive to go dancing 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
4772 So let me get this straight: you think these will make us Derby winners. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
4773 Things are no longer in black and white, pardner. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
4774 ‘And the hat.’ 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
4775 It’s prom night. 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
4776 With farriers still closed, those will have to do for now. 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
4777 I told Susie to take you to the livery stable for shoes not Liberty Shoes. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
4778 Designer Horseshoe Warehouse, free shipping, why do you ask? 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
4779 If ya think i'm gonna wear a mask just to go to the blacksmith, yer nuts. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
4780 I wear whatever I please. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
4781 I've got to be true to myself. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
4782 I'm glad you decided against the heels. 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
4783 Would you care to dance my dear? 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
4784 Who says the shoes have to match the coat? 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
4785 I don’t know what’s more ridiculous, Your shoes or my hat. 1.2073 0.04157 82 69 11 2
4786 The old gray mare's shoes ain't what they used to be. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
4787 I have known for years but now thought it was time to come out 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
4788 Jogging works for me. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
4789 No more clopitee-clop 1.2073 0.05686 82 69 9 4
4790 What? You're always singing 'Don't Fence Me In'! 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
4791 We can’t leave the corral without wearing our masks. 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
4792 Thank you! The high heels were murder on my hooves. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
4793 They're my hoofs, Calvin. Get over it. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
4794 Excuse me, I prefer 'They' now. 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
4795 What do you think? Too casual? 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
4796 Well, I'm feeling a little out of balance. Can we maybe try some wedgies on the rear? 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
4797 I got dressed in a hurry this morning. 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
4798 You decide. 1.2073 0.04504 82 65 17 0
4799 I know you’re in a protected class, but are you a mare or a stallion? 1.2073 0.05129 82 69 10 3
4800 They’re still good luck. They just look way better hanging over your door. 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
4801 You think its hard for you? Try walking in my shoes. 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
4802 By the time I got through the shoe sale they were all out of hats 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
4803 Which pair brings out the brown in my eyes? 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
4804 Laundry day? 1.2073 0.04827 82 66 15 1
4805 It was buy one pair, get one free. What would you have done? 1.2073 0.05945 82 70 7 5
4806 You think my hat is what’s going to gives away we’re from the city? 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
4807 We did it. Six feet! 1.2073 0.05415 82 70 8 4
4808 Dude! Last night was pretty wild. Let me explain! 1.2073 0.05415 82 68 11 3
4809 It’s not me, it’s you 1.2073 0.04980 82 71 7 4
4810 you told me I needed shoes, not whose shoes 1.2073 0.05129 82 67 13 2
4811 Which pair look better with this saddle? 1.2069 0.04368 87 69 18 0
4812 Couldn't resist. The second pair was half price. 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
4813 I'm feeling shod now. 1.2069 0.04942 87 71 14 2
4814 What, it’s laundry day. 1.2069 0.05206 87 72 12 3
4815 Now do you see how stupid you look? 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
4816 C'mon, girl. It's only til we get to the blacksmith's. 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
4817 I gallop both ways! 1.2048 0.04775 83 67 15 1
4818 I felt that it was time to make a subtle fashion statement. 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
4819 Do these shoes make me look dorky? 1.2048 0.05878 83 71 7 5
4820 This wasn't what I thought they had in mind, when they said you needed new shoes! 1.2048 0.04457 83 66 17 0
4821 Making me wear these violates my rights 1.2048 0.05623 83 70 9 4
4822 My pronouns are them, they, neigh. 1.2048 0.05623 83 70 9 4
4823 Unless you plan to run sideways I suggest you exchange left front green booty for right rear red. 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
4824 I have two pair at home just like them... 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
4825 I am a horse of different color shoes. 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
4826 Okay, so the deal is, now I try on your horse shoes, correct? 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
4827 Don't you know how to tell right from left? 1.2045 0.05152 88 75 9 4
4828 If I say they're horseshoes, they're horseshoes. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
4829 Looks like you did pretty well at the Shoe Barn sale this year. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
4830 You'll get used to them 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
4831 I was shod by a broad. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
4832 The fellas in the stable are a little jealous. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
4833 You're right. Red in front is the way to go. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
4834 That’s the last time I buy shoes online. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
4835 J. Crew remainder sale 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
4836 OK, I'm ready now. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
4837 I'm sorry, I can only take you to either Oz or Neverland. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
4838 I'm taking our role play in a different direction. 1.2025 0.04550 79 63 16 0
4839 You know those fancy sneakers won’t make you any faster until you lose 30 pounds....right? 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
4840 I identify as two women. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
4841 No. I don't have to wear a mask. Horses don't get COVID. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
4842 This is definitely not your lucky day 1.2025 0.04725 79 66 11 2
4843 Jingle or jangle? 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
4844 Babe, are you sure about those shoes? You look like a horse. But again, I don't understand fashion. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
4845 Did you have to say 'all-smiths matter'? 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
4846 Sorry, but they was plumb out of saddle shoes. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
4847 So, humanist cowboy, how’s this for horsing around? 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
4848 OK, I can walk, trot, canter, pace, and gallop; so what is jogging? 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
4849 That’s the last time I pick a Farrier from Rodeo drive ! 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
4850 Nike did not have my size, so I went with these Rockports. What do you think? 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
4851 Sorry to tell you, the audition didn't go so well. 1.2025 0.03980 79 64 15 0
4852 I'd have never guessed your last owner was an urban cowboy. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
4853 You didn't ask permission to borrow my shoes. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
4854 I decided to come out of the closet--I'm a clothes horse! 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
4855 '' You should have mentioned you wanted lace-ups." 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
4856 Hey there Gary. Have you seen my cardigan? 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
4857 Now, I feel more at home on the range... 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
4858 Are you trying to walk in my shoes as well as the wife's? 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
4859 Well, I know a Jackass when I see one! 1.2025 0.04369 79 65 13 1
4860 Do you have these in a 6B? 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
4861 So much for clippity-clop. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
4862 Hear me out. Instead of you, like, totally changing, maybe we could just transition together in midstream. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
4863 Why they are Hermes of course 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
4864 Something different about you today, Old Stud. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
4865 It's Pat 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
4866 They were 50% off. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
4867 I mean the sole did support the hoof better than metal.” 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
4868 Do you think people will get I'm being ironic? 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
4869 The ones you gave me had no sense of style. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
4870 The moment that Tex realized that a horse's limited color vision was a fashion handicap 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
4871 You had to be kidding me with those hooves. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
4872 Where does the cordovan come from Bob? Where? 1.2025 0.05369 79 68 7 4
4873 I thought it was dress rehearsal 1.2025 0.06077 79 68 6 5
4874 Wait until you see the bill for the orthotics. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
4875 Yeah? Well, I'm not gonna take fashion advice from a human. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
4876 The instructions online were wrong. The red are definitely for the front. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
4877 I’m front-hoof drive with rear-hoof braking. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
4878 You ARE that horse of another color! 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
4879 I like your shoes but your hat clashes with my saddle. 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
4880 Then you shouldn't have named me Ballerina 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
4881 Frankly, I think it would be better if you wore the pink ones in front. 1.2025 0.04550 79 68 8 3
4882 Well, at least you won’t need arch supports! 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
4883 It was dark when I put them on. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
4884 You wanna ride? It's "them" or "they." 1.2025 0.05369 79 68 7 4
4885 It's not the kind of fashion statement I imagined. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
4886 well, they're better than your scuffs 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
4887 well, well, well who will I be riding today ! 1.2025 0.04179 79 64 15 0
4888 And now, we dance. 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
4889 Technically, they ARE shoes. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
4890 Just try to get on me.I dare you. I double dare you. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
4891 The horseshoes you kept giving me were so last season 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
4892 ‘”I say, if the shoe fits, dag gummit, wear it.” 1.2025 0.04894 79 66 11 2
4893 They're designed to feel like you're not wearing shoes at all. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
4894 Well, I guess I'll have to change your name from "Boots" to "Loafers." 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
4895 We can return the ones you don't like. 1.2025 0.04550 79 63 16 0
4896 Is that your head or a pickle in your hat? 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
4897 You know, I wouldn't change a thing. Keep both pair, honey." 1.2025 0.06077 79 68 6 5
4898 Whatever you do don’t click the red ones 1.2025 0.06077 79 68 6 5
4899 I reckon it's time to find a new blacksmith. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
4900 I told you that new Farrier was color blind! 1.2025 0.03770 79 66 12 1
4901 C'mon now, Betsy! Just pick a pair, our reservation's at seven. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
4902 Saddle up mister, we’re going to dance the night away 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
4903 Since when do slippers and suede not count? 1.2025 0.06077 79 68 6 5
4904 Good call to wear your flats. It's a long road to Cheyenne. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
4905 I'm not making fun of your wingtips. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
4906 C'mon,I don't have three thousand pairs of shoes,just two. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
4907 Wow, now I understand why this is the Blahnik and Choo Dude Ranch. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
4908 Have you tried reversing them? 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
4909 You’re a filly. They should all be pink. 1.2025 0.04179 79 64 15 0
4910 It sure makes my trails happy 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
4911 Don't step on my blue suede shoes! 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
4912 but I have a date to go dancing tonight 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
4913 These are great! I got them for my South Beach staycation. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
4914 No,really,...I'm thrilled. But you realize that from now on,'galloping' will be out of the question. 1.2025 0.05057 79 67 9 3
4915 I told you they'd fit. You owe me 5 bucks. 1.2025 0.03980 79 64 15 0
4916 I warned you that stylish shoes would hurt your feet. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
4917 You try getting shoes to match. 1.2025 0.06077 79 68 6 5
4918 I appreciate they came free with the hat, but I really shouldn’t be required to wear them. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
4919 You are not serious. A rodeo gender reveal? 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
4920 I can never find European shoes in my size. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
4921 So, your hind legs identify as a mare? 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
4922 These are from my hayday 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
4923 Okay the blue ones, yay or neigh? 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
4924 You better listen it from the horse's mouth. 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
4925 That’s what they’re trying to teach in schools, nowadays. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
4926 Tonight, we tap dance. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
4927 What kind of name is that for a horse? 1.2025 0.04894 79 69 6 4
4928 It was at this moment , farmer jack realized his fetish for heels has gone too far 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
4929 I was unsure which pair to buy. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
4930 You’re wearing a STRANGE hat today. 1.2025 0.05215 79 70 4 5
4931 What, too loud? 1.2025 0.04550 79 63 16 0
4932 The terrier was all booked up. 1.2025 0.03980 79 64 15 0
4933 Shoot me, it's laundry day 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
4934 I don’t take fashion advice from a guy who wears chaps unironically 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
4935 You are lucky I still can fit into my prom shoes 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
4936 Better be a good story 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
4937 Got dressed in the dark again, huh? 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
4938 Gender Reveal Party, 1896. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
4939 What? This isn’t a trot in the park Dave! 1.2025 0.03312 79 65 14 0
4940 I think it really compliments the saddle 1.2025 0.04725 79 66 11 2
4941 I would never let Kanye on for ride, his spurs dig too deep.... 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
4942 If you're wearing that hat again... 1.2024 0.04724 84 68 15 1
4943 I know it's lonely on the range, but . . . 1.2024 0.04724 84 68 15 1
4944 But this is my first rodeo! 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
4945 Are you coming out? 1.2024 0.04724 84 68 15 1
4946 Hey Jo, I thought we agreed, not the blue ones. These are mine. 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
4947 I told you, they need to color coordinate with the saddle! 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
4948 I think I know you from some where 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
4949 What? It’s summer! 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
4950 The farrier said these colors would really compliment my eyes. 1.2024 0.05561 84 71 9 4
4951 Don’t look at me like that, the hat and pants were two-for-one! 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
4952 It’s for my cattle call. 1.2024 0.05019 84 69 13 2
4953 I’d be grateful if you’d wear something that wouldn’t clash. 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
4954 They need breaking in. 1.2000 0.04500 80 64 16 0
4955 One pair are for the day, and the other are for riding off into the sunset. 1.2000 0.05737 80 68 8 4
4956 I thought we were working from home. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
4957 The new blacksmith is a fashionista. 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
4958 Would it behoove you to find shoes that match? 1.2000 0.04500 80 64 16 0
4959 I thought we could try tap dancing. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4960 These are better for my bunions. 1.2000 0.04500 80 64 16 0
4961 Bitch I'm a talking horse. I can wear any goddamned shoes I want, you Garth Brooks Elmer Fudd love child piece of shit. 1.2000 0.05737 80 68 8 4
4962 Colors? OK, but wingtips are for Pegasus. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4963 Is this Mr. Jordan good at HORSE? 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
4964 Designer shoes, huh? What's next, getting your hair done? 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4965 That's what you get when you order on Amazon. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4966 I don't care if like them, next time, we go to the blacksmith for your new shoes. 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
4967 My regular farrier is under Covid Quarantine. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4968 I forgot it was wacky sock day 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
4969 There's no place like home. There's no place like home. 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
4970 I agreed that if the shoe fits... 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4971 I'd like to become an equine bon vivant. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4972 I had a matching two tone saddle, but sadly, we had to cut back somewhere. 1.2000 0.05737 80 68 8 4
4973 I thought you said business in front, party on the back. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4974 Sorry, girl, but when I ordered the designer horseshoes for you, the grab bag color option was much cheaper. 1.2000 0.05737 80 68 8 4
4975 Those shoes will stop traffic - 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4976 Even without the glasses, it feels like you're right in front of me. 1.2000 0.05737 80 68 8 4
4977 You appear rather slipshod 1.2000 0.04673 80 67 11 2
4978 I told you to stay out of my saddlebags. 1.2000 0.05737 80 68 8 4
4979 Sorry, Cowboy, that hat will just not match my Ferragamo shoes! 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4980 Yes, they're pretty, but they might slow you down. 1.2000 0.04500 80 64 16 0
4981 If you wear a mask, they'll call you the Lone Ranger. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4982 The cattle are rounded up now let's go dancing. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4983 I figure it doubles my chances of matching the purse! 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4984 I like these better. They’re not so matchy matchy. 1.2000 0.05500 85 72 9 4
4985 You really do know how to horse around! 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
4986 I already am walking a mile in your shoes. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
4987 What did you think horseshoes looked like? 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4988 You call those horseshoes? 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
4989 I almost drove the ferrier nuts trying to decide. 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
4990 Now the only thing your missing is a wig. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4991 Who is wearing the shoes now? 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
4992 Mine are bigger. What’s with the hat? 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
4993 The blacksmith was on vacation. 1.2000 0.05737 80 68 8 4
4994 Small businesses really are closing. I see that the blacksmith shop must have closed as well....Such a shame. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
4995 Well guys, I gotta say that the costume looks incredibly realistic! 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
4996 There was a mix and match sale at the horseshoe store. 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
4997 You expect those shoes will protect your gel-mani hooves? 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
4998 Cute... but try running now. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
4999 Where do you think you're going with those shoes? 1.2000 0.03731 80 67 12 1
5000 I’m having a bad hoof day 1.2000 0.05737 80 68 8 4
5001 No, you're a great blacksmith, it's just my old shoes felt a bit... luckier. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
5002 It's just a hat for Christ's sake! 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
5003 Who knew Jimmy Choo went into blacksmithing. 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
5004 Horseshoes. Makes sense. 1.2000 0.04965 85 70 13 2
5005 An Elephant, a Donkey and I walked into a bar... 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
5006 I couldn’t find a blacksmith so I bought some loafers 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
5007 AC/DC Slim. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
5008 I just couldn’t decide and they’re just for around the stable. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
5009 The ferrier had a sparkly dress and a crown and a magic wand. She invited me to the ball. 1.2000 0.05737 80 68 8 4
5010 Can’t pass up a twofer 1.2000 0.04839 80 67 11 2
5011 It was a quick-draw sale. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
5012 I told you I really needed some new ones and I like them! 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
5013 Is this some sort of political statement? 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
5014 You think Jimmy Choo's would have been more thinning? 1.2000 0.06006 80 69 6 5
5015 Take your best shot Dusty... there is NO WAY you are coming out on top of this thing. 1.2000 0.05737 80 68 8 4
5016 Hey cowboy, hope your wife don’t mind that I borrowed her fancy shoes. The blacksmith is in quarantine for the next two weeks. 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
5017 Do these have arch support? 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
5018 Don't see it Trigger? mixed matched Capezios? 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
5019 I'm never sending you to The Farrier Boutique again! 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
5020 The farrier won’t leave his bubble. I did the best I could under the circumstances. 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
5021 You do shoe. 1.2000 0.04500 80 64 16 0
5022 I wish I knew how to quit you, Gluestick. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
5023 Jellies on the front, Espadrilles on the back. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
5024 Sorry, your old Texas Two-step just isn't enough for me any more! 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
5025 I was tired of no one seeing the old ones. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
5026 I am on my way to the barn dance. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
5027 These Magic Shoes I'm wearing give me the gift of human speech, so I want to remind you, partner, before you get any closer to me, you should put on your mask." 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
5028 The sapphire slippers will lead us there and the ruby slippers will bring us back home. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
5029 The farrier's wife just bought a shoe store. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
5030 I understand red and green--I don't need a license! 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
5031 You never listen. I told you they don't make Air Jordans in your size. 1.2000 0.05239 85 71 11 3
5032 I figured you could do 'em when you did the saddle. 1.2000 0.04500 80 64 16 0
5033 How do we match a saddlebag to those ? 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
5034 I thought you said HERshoes 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
5035 You look absolutely rediculous. The shoes don't match. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
5036 The arch support is amazing! 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
5037 You try running with nine pounds of steel nailed to your feet. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
5038 Sorry, they didn't have compression socks in your size. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
5039 When you let the horse do his own online shopping ... 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
5040 And so the knight met his mare. 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
5041 You didn’t have to get dressed up for me. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
5042 Sure, but I’ll warn you I have two left feet. 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
5043 I KNOW I have two left feet. At least you could say something encouraging for a change. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
5044 They were a farrier deal 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
5045 don’t tell me —you forgot to bring the face masks again? 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
5046 Bidness up front, party in the back. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
5047 That hat is so two thousand late, George. 1.2000 0.04500 80 64 16 0
5048 Why the saddle? 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
5049 They were four for the price of two 1.2000 0.05737 80 68 8 4
5050 So it’s twins, one boy and one girl... 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
5051 I thought I'd try something new. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
5052 Give me my shoes back 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
5053 You’re one to talk about fashion? 1.2000 0.04321 80 66 13 1
5054 shoes are shoes!" Said the cowboy 1.2000 0.04500 80 64 16 0
5055 Sorry, that's all that was left. 1.1977 0.04625 86 72 12 2
5056 Did you let your daughter pick your outfit, too? 1.1977 0.04320 86 69 17 0
5057 I said, "saddle AND shoes". 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
5058 Ordered horse shoes from Amazon 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
5059 gender reveal prep 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
5060 There, doesn't that feel more comfortable than the metal ones? 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
5061 Get a couple laps in. We wanna make sure you really like them before we buy them. 1.1975 0.05671 81 69 8 4
5062 These are my lucky horse shoes. 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
5063 ...or maybe blue tap shoes on the left, red on the right?" 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
5064 I don't have a mask that matches my shoes. Where's yours?! 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
5065 I think I'm a size eight not six 1.1975 0.05671 81 69 8 4
5066 We’re not filming a spaghetti western today. 1.1975 0.05392 81 68 10 3
5067 I think the blue is your color 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
5068 Why didn't you buy them before I shod you? 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
5069 The blacksmith was having a special! 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
5070 Turns out I’m a size 10 and a half 1.1975 0.04785 81 66 14 1
5071 Yeezy season approaching, Tom 1.1975 0.04451 81 67 13 1
5072 My name is Mullet. 1.1975 0.02434 81 70 10 1
5073 I know, 'never is heard a discouraging word'- but those shoes don't really go together. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5074 It’s called fashion, Bob. Look it up!’ 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5075 If you can wear that hat, I can wear these. 1.1974 0.04596 76 61 15 0
5076 If I'm gonna do the hokey pokey with you then I'm gonna do it in style! 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
5077 These feel weird. Did you get US or European sizes? 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
5078 The shoes you got me were too tight 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5079 Christmas comes early on the range. 1.1974 0.04401 76 66 8 2
5080 Can you believe it? Jimmy Choo now makes horseshoes! 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
5081 Wilbur, I am now transgender 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
5082 What can I say? It was buy-two, get-two. 1.1974 0.04596 76 61 15 0
5083 Which restroom should I use...?? 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5084 ...and from now on, please call me Mx. Ed. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5085 Trigger do this,Trigger do that! How's this for a trigger? 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
5086 I have another two pairs at home just like them. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5087 That's all they had in my size. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
5088 You understand I had to go with pleather. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
5089 I bucked off the two idiots but I kept their shoes. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
5090 Well, that's not very kind. I think your hat is excessive, too, but I never said anything about it. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
5091 Well then. What should we do with the rest of the stimulus, utilities or hay? 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
5092 I think I should be able to pick my own shoes....and these are more stylish and complement the saddle. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5093 I don't care about our public image, I refuse to be hoofed in a gender normative way. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5094 If I click my back shoes together, we can go to Kansas. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5095 We're going to power clash if you wear those. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
5096 One pair picks up the blue in my eyes, the other the red in my gums. Which do you think is sexier? 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
5097 All hat and no horse 1.1974 0.05929 76 65 7 4
5098 No, the problem is not being trans, but simply indecisiveness. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
5099 Hey, I don't criticize YOUR fashion choices, okay? 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
5100 What?! You’re the one who said I could pick out my own shoes! 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
5101 Yeah, but do they FIT? 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
5102 This doesn't bode well for you in town. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
5103 It's the last time I order my leg boots from Victoria's Secret. 1.1974 0.04197 76 65 9 2
5104 You were supposed to take me to a blacksmith, not the Famous Footwear store. 1.1974 0.05929 76 65 7 4
5105 I thought we could use a little color. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
5106 I found this fabulous little boutique blacksmith... 1.1974 0.04596 76 61 15 0
5107 That awkward moment when ‘the shoe is on the other foot’ is misinterpreted. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5108 You already know front and back, it’s left and right we need to get straight. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
5109 What do you mean they look coloured in by a five-year-old? 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5110 Times are tough. I’m shopping closeouts. 1.1974 0.03756 76 64 11 1
5111 I get that the prairie is a lonely place, but coming into town for a date is not my idea of fun. 1.1974 0.05929 76 65 7 4
5112 'Fess up. Did you take my shoe-horn as well? 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
5113 I click together three times and hey presto we're in Kansas! 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
5114 You’re right: Blacksmiths Matter 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5115 Barefoot running wasn’t working for me. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
5116 Do you have anything in metal? 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5117 Luckily, Zappos does returns and exchanges. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5118 Marc should be picking me up around five. Don't wait up. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
5119 Every time you wear that hat you look at the two of us very differently. 1.1974 0.05929 76 65 7 4
5120 No, I won't! You're old enough to tie your own shoes. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5121 No, I believe they're called mules. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
5122 Sorry Ed, you still can’t be in the color guard. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
5123 Neither pair go with my saddle! 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
5124 Amazon is good, but they don't have custom-made and you can't always get your size in coordinated colors. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
5125 Sorry Jerry...horses are color blind... 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5126 I suppose you have another set of shoes just like those! 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5127 Ran into one of them two fer one sales, did ya fella? 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
5128 Well, it looks like a half-gallon hat. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5129 My farrier insists he now be referred to as an "Equine Accessoriser". 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5130 Well shod! And you can mix and match. 1.1974 0.04596 76 61 15 0
5131 As a matter of fact they ARE my dancing shoes. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
5132 You're right, that's worse than this hat 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
5133 they're kind of too geldish , I think 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5134 I'm sorry to say it, but your are so 2010 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
5135 The blacksmith said horseshoes were now available in pink and blue for transgender steed. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
5136 Are those saddle shoes? 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5137 Reviewers said they prevent splints 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5138 For the last time Daisy, it's gallop, spin, then curtsy..*sigh* let's take it from the top. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5139 Instead of oppressing you with one gender, I thought I'd try two. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
5140 How dare you accuse me of sneaking away to the DSW Ranch. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
5141 Dang it Marie Lou, I told you the dance is cancelled cuz of Covid.!!" "But Joe, we have a 'no-nonsense, no science' Republican governor!??" 1.1974 0.05929 76 65 7 4
5142 The salesperson said they were horse buckle. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5143 I thought it might give you a chuckle. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
5144 I think the pink speaks more to my feminine side. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5145 I can't decide, what do you think? 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
5146 You're not in Kansas anymore. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
5147 Does the blue make me look fat? 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5148 I'm thinking, happy socks with different kinds of cowboy hats. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
5149 I'm looking for the gender reveal party. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
5150 I can't make up my mind 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5151 I see your blacksmith fell off the wagon again. 1.1974 0.04596 76 61 15 0
5152 No, Rube, your hat is ostentatious. These are practical flats. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5153 I don't care if they are pretty and keep your hooves from burning, give them back. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5154 I’ve never said anything about your hat. All I ask is that you extend me the same courtesy. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
5155 Do these shoes make me look like an ass? 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
5156 I know you think heels are sexier but it's too hard to canter. 1.1974 0.05929 76 65 7 4
5157 I’ll tell you, Ole Paint, our leader said that “ the need to corral in place and social distancing” would miraculously disappear ! 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
5158 Trigger, who did you party with last night? 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
5159 So what's your problem, Everard? I'm not allowed to be in style? 1.1974 0.04401 76 63 12 1
5160 'So, the new farrier is a bit of a hipster.' 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
5161 Yes, but are they comfortable? 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5162 It's called 'colorization.' Trust me, in 150 years people will be barely tolerable of it. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5163 I haven't decided yet which gender I am. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5164 The worst part was that the perpetrator mockingly chanted “one shoe, two shoe, red shoe, blue shoe” as he coerced my hooves into these things. 1.1974 0.02662 76 67 7 2
5165 You went shopping without me? 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
5166 I thought we could try out for Ru Paul's Nag Race 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
5167 Oh! Yeah, when I said I wanted to try Polo, I meant Ralph Lauren” 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5168 Ah, the OLD color-blind blacksmith trick, eh? 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
5169 Not one step closer until the mask is on! 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
5170 I am King and I am Queen; I am self-sufficient." #MyNewYorkerCaptio 1.1974 0.05929 76 65 7 4
5171 Sorry, Cowboy Bob, I've always seen myself as an English dandy. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5172 Do you think the red ones make my hooves look fat? 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5173 It's all the farrier had in my size. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
5174 I BOUGHT THEM ON Amazonz. 1.1974 0.04963 76 65 9 2
5175 Get those blue shoes off you damned yankee. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
5176 You can lead me to the shoe store, but you can't make me run. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5177 Rose and teal I love it! 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5178 Honey!! You're never going to believe where I found your shoes! 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
5179 How come I keep hearing that song "Happy" in my head? 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
5180 I'm not horsing around, after all these months I couldn't find my outdoor shoes. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5181 I wanted 4 of a kind but I got a deal on 2 pairs. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
5182 Nice try, but this election is serious! You can't sit on the fence. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5183 Shipping was free. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5184 I don't care what they say. You look good and comfortable, too. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
5185 Why do you stay with this colorblind blacksmith? 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5186 Yes I know, "click your heels together three times and say 'There's no place like home'. Don't wait up. 1.1974 0.02662 76 66 9 1
5187 Well, Buddy, it looks like you need to pick a horse and ride it. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
5188 Ya got your fore and aft confused with your port and starboard. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5189 I'm not sure the saddle looks good with these. What do you think? 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
5190 I prefer the blue-kinda matches the sky 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
5191 With that hat you're walking! 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
5192 Are you trying out a new brand? 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
5193 Jimmy Choo's or Sketchers, your choice? 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
5194 Horseshoes will never catch on, Harold." 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
5195 Can you remind me which pronouns you use for yourself? 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5196 Why bother to dress up during a pandemic, you ask? 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
5197 The red shoes are supposed to go on the port side and the green on starboard. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
5198 I'm glad they are still letting horses have their barn dance this year. 1.1974 0.04596 76 61 15 0
5199 I aint gonna say nothin about it, Rosie, but I'm discouraged. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
5200 The other blue pair is on backorder. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
5201 This time, Petunia, you've taken this shoe fetish too far. I'm cancelling your subscription to Vogue. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5202 When you asked me for dance lessons I didn't say you should change your shoes. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5203 I find them useful when I'm roaming between California and Idaho. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
5204 Your grandfather, Silver, would be very disappointed in you! 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
5205 I can never remember, am I supposed to get on on the right side or the left side? 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5206 Oh my, does this mean my stallion has woke...? 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
5207 I agree, it's a revolutionary concept, they wont have to be nailed on. But if you don't want to be laughed out of the barn, I suggest you get ones that match. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
5208 My farrier has a rainbow closet. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5209 ...and I'll be expecting something from horse shirt.com. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5210 I told you not to go shoe shopping without me. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
5211 Yep, Cyclone, they match the saddle okay, but that ain't gonna get you into the dance hall. 1.1974 0.05929 76 65 7 4
5212 You can take a horse to water, but you can't make him vote. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5213 The smithy's trying out a new line. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
5214 I'm a Democrat horse, and I'm not moving until you change all of my shoes to blue shoes. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5215 Yeah but I get 25 miles per hay bale with these bad boys. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
5216 Don't make this political, I just can't make up my mind. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
5217 What? I found them in your closet! 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
5218 Now I have to change my outfit. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5219 I always thought that 'if he shoe fits' was just an expression. 1.1974 0.04783 76 64 10 2
5220 They told me you were a city slicker. Guess they was right. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
5221 Red state, blue state, don't vote for the horse's ass. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
5222 That hat is way more ridiculous. What are you, a Conhead? 1.1974 0.05929 76 65 7 4
5223 I don't care what the blacksmith told you. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
5224 I'm sorry I didn't use your Pony Express,but I did get free delivery. 1.1974 0.05929 76 65 7 4
5225 this sale only comes once a year. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5226 they only sell them in pairs. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
5227 - "If he tries anything, I'll kick him till he's pink and blue!"🐎🦄 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
5228 It’s called ‘fashion,’ Clem. Look it up. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5229 Apparently, the new Blacksmith is from Paris 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
5230 Blue and pink because I’m Non-Bi-neighary. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5231 What? Your weren't wearing them anyway. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
5232 They were on sale and I couldn’t resist. 1.1974 0.04596 76 61 15 0
5233 Don’t feign surprise. I told you I was clothes horse. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5234 What?! You're not the only one who enjoys accessorizing. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
5235 I don’t believe in gender colour stereotyping 1.1974 0.05929 76 65 7 4
5236 There’s nothing else to do in quarantine except online shop 1.1974 0.05929 76 65 7 4
5237 My god, Cletus, your hat looks ridiculous. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
5238 I'll tell you the story, but there's a Trigger warning. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
5239 Well one must have a splash of color... 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5240 Oh yeah, the blacksmith who studied at the Fashion Institute. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
5241 Give it to me straight, Hank. Do these say, “Business up front and party in the back”? 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
5242 It’s not that they look bad, it’s that we were told to cover our FACES 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
5243 Dorothy, if you think this is going to end in a teleportation scenario, you're mistaken. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5244 They said we could dress up a bit for work today 1.1974 0.04596 76 61 15 0
5245 Amazon offered contact-less delivery 1.1974 0.04596 76 61 15 0
5246 Isn’t this how port and starboard work, Luke? 1.1974 0.05929 76 65 7 4
5247 I’m tryin’ out a new look... they’re called derby shoes... 1.1974 0.05929 76 65 7 4
5248 Hey I'm just a cowboy, but even I know that flats are out of season. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5249 Two legs good four legs bad, amirite? 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5250 Alright, bud. I know I'm your horse, but It's my turn to ride you off into the sunset. 1.1974 0.04596 76 61 15 0
5251 I promise, she won’t notice the switch.” 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5252 Can't see my hooves on video call.. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5253 I’m not a huge fan of everything you wear John, but you don’t hear me neighing about it. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
5254 The new normal 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
5255 I don’t even need a horse to beat something to death, just the idea of a horse. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
5256 They calling for rain? 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
5257 Been doing a lot of online shopping, huh? 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
5258 You said we were going out stepping these are my stepping shoes 1.1951 0.05331 82 69 10 3
5259 Thanks, but I was hoping for a saddle shoe. 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
5260 If you don't make fun of my hat, I won't make fun of your shoes. 1.1951 0.04733 82 67 14 1
5261 Only in the wild wild Vivienne Westwood. 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
5262 If it’s a girl for the reveal, please make sure I’m in front of you. 1.1951 0.05607 82 70 8 4
5263 Be honest, now. Does this hat make my ass look big? 1.1951 0.05041 82 68 12 2
5264 It was a 2-for-1 sale. And I found the contrast-aesthetic appealing. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
5265 What? I like shoes. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
5266 I always thought those front two were hands. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
5267 Plantar fasciitis doesn't just resolve. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
5268 You realize your shoes don't match, right? 1.1948 0.05857 77 66 7 4
5269 Are you serious or just horse'n around? 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
5270 Are we doing Casual Friday or not? 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
5271 I want a bag to match. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
5272 But I really thought they’d look cute with your hat. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
5273 Beats getting a mani/pedi every other week 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
5274 Now the new hat and purse make sense 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
5275 Double the shoes means I only have to walk half a mile, right? 1.1948 0.04543 77 62 15 0
5276 I know, but it was buy one color get another color half off 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
5277 I found I needed something that would put a spring in my step and a golly in my gallop. 1.1948 0.05857 77 66 7 4
5278 This adds another color to ‘riding into town”. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
5279 I’ve got two more pairs just like them back in my stall. 1.1948 0.04543 77 62 15 0
5280 They offer great back support 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
5281 I don’t think that new farrier is going to work out. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
5282 Yep, I guess you can accessorize better than me ! 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
5283 Hoof disease is back for 2020. This is really for your own protection. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
5284 The regular guy was on vacation. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
5285 I get two bales of hay per mile with these bad boys. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
5286 I'll lose the shoes of you get rid of that hat. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
5287 Are you sure Trigger wore shoes like these? 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
5288 One has to wear some color. 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
5289 Who were you expecting, Mr. Ed? 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
5290 A fashion statement at the OK Corral, I presume? 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
5291 I said I need new HORSESHOES, not HOUSE shoes 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
5292 That posse won't find us now - I threw them off of our tracks. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
5293 Sorry partner you still have two left feet 1.1948 0.05857 77 66 7 4
5294 I wanted horse shoes, not Crocs. 1.1948 0.04905 77 65 10 2
5295 What? Do you know how many followers my Farrier has on Instagram? 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
5296 No, tap dancing is definitely out! 1.1948 0.04727 77 65 10 2
5297 I have heard of city slippers too, but this not going to work! 1.1948 0.04150 77 63 14 0
5298 What? Do I have tomato sauce on my face or something? 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
5299 They are rather festive, don't you think? 1.1948 0.04543 77 62 15 0
5300 Carry me! I have my party shoes on. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
5301 Was it that you can't decide, or that your farrier doesn't have purple? 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
5302 I was Walking In Memphis with My blue Suede shoes and then I decided there's no place like home, in Kansas. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
5303 The extra arch support isn't doing much for me. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
5304 I'm sorry but my wife asked me if I could get her shoes back? 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
5305 'Just trying to stay current.' 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
5306 Your blacksmith saw them in Vogue. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
5307 I guess the kids ran out of crayons. 1.1948 0.04543 77 62 15 0
5308 Sample sale! Got them both. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
5309 You said 'Get ready to ranch boy! so I got new accelleration on the front & fresh brakes on the back! 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
5310 Oh, I’ve seen your type before: All hat, no cattle. 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
5311 Where's the purse, O my good horse? 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
5312 What? They’re for the gender reveal party. 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
5313 A little form over function, but I like it! 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
5314 Tap dancing class should be over around 7 pm, can you pick me up then? 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
5315 I haven't quite broken them in yet 1.1948 0.04543 77 62 15 0
5316 The saddle clashes with your outfit 1.1948 0.05242 77 64 11 2
5317 What? Boot barn and famous footwear opened in phase 3 1.1948 0.05558 77 65 9 3
5318 Well, I’ll be. Those are shoes of different color! 1.1948 0.04905 77 63 13 1
5319 That is some big hat to fill. 1.1948 0.04543 77 62 15 0
5320 It's pronounced row-day-oh. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
5321 I didn't know we would be meeting in person. 1.1944 0.05467 72 60 10 2
5322 Shin splints. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
5323 Fancy footwork and a tall hat. 1.1928 0.04985 83 71 9 3
5324 Well, for going to Oz, there's horseshoes of a different color 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
5325 Are you sure this is how Trigger broke into show business? 1.1923 0.05492 78 66 9 3
5326 It’s a pain having to buy two different sizes. 1.1923 0.04491 78 63 15 0
5327 Before you say anything, yes, I did catch that double feature of G I Blues and The Wizard of Oz..... 1.1905 0.06343 63 54 6 3
5328 so that’s where my shoes went. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
5329 Luck starts with you, Fortuna 1.1899 0.04792 79 65 13 1
5330 Tex didn't know much about fashion, but he knew mismatched shoes when he saw 'em. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5331 The new farrier said something about a pop of color... 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5332 After the farrier left Arrowhead Springs for Cheyenne, Slim decided he would try and make do with Becky's thrift shop. 1.1892 0.05985 74 64 6 4
5333 We need a little color in our life. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5334 If it makes you feel any better, she thinks we're all the punchline to some dark joke. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5335 You could've bought me two pairs of the same shoe. The party's in 25 minutes and you just know Debbie's gonna say something. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5336 I'm ten years old, dad. I can put shoes on by myself. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5337 The kitten heels do nothing for your butt. I liked the stilettos much better. 1.1892 0.05985 74 64 6 4
5338 Well how am I going to match your saddle to your shoes now? 1.1892 0.06287 74 65 4 5
5339 I said horse blind, not color blind. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5340 Write a new dang song. I ain't changin'!!! 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5341 I agree. Katy Perry is doing interesting work these days. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5342 Now I know why they call you Sugarfoot! 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5343 Let them call you old paint now. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5344 Please please let me use them, just for tonight? 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5345 I couldn't find two pair the same color in your size" 1.1892 0.04377 74 62 11 1
5346 Just because you rode a hobby horse while growing up, does not mean you are qualified to ride me. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5347 I couldn't find two pairs of the same shoe, but at least I don't look like I have a birth defect. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5348 Ok, We can go dancing tonight. 1.1892 0.04377 74 62 11 1
5349 The shoe's on the other foot is putting it mildly. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5350 Isn’t this supposed to be black and white? 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
5351 I’ve warned you before about buying shoes online. 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
5352 Well ain’t you a pair 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5353 Socks go under the shoes. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5354 Been vacationing in Key West again I see. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5355 Is that a large hat or are you just glad to see me cowboy? 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5356 Waaait a minute. What’s wrong with flats? 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5357 It’s too much, isn’t it. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5358 What can I say? It was last call at the GG Corral. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5359 When’s the blacksmith back from vacation? 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5360 Zequine! 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5361 I guess the blacksmith is on his sabbatical. So the red shoes on your hind legs are the ones your manure fall on, eh? 1.1892 0.06287 74 65 4 5
5362 I got you those shoes so you'd be pumped to have a Manhattan rider. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5363 Get your cliches straight. Its SHOES of a different color. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5364 They ran out of the blue ones in my size. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5365 I'll wear the ones you prefer up front. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5366 Blacksmiths don't like hearing that about their mothers. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5367 Next time there’s a clearance sale at the ferrier, just keep riding. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5368 I didn’t criticize you for wearing that shirt with those pants, so why don’t you just mind your business? 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5369 They have orthopedic insoles for my high arches. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5370 Maxime of Paris, the blacksmith to the stars... 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
5371 What, no clippity-clop? 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5372 God bless America. 1.1892 0.05985 74 64 6 4
5373 They were having a sale. 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
5374 Couldn't you have gotten me horseshoes with laces? These will fly off when I gallop! 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
5375 You can lead me to water but you can't make me choose just one pair. 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
5376 No, it won't help you win in dressage 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
5377 I like your style. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5378 This gender reveal gig is only temporary until the rodeos reopen 1.1892 0.04377 74 62 11 1
5379 Oh, give you a what? 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5380 You haven't heard of "gender fluid"? 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
5381 Let's call a truce. You don't say anything about my loafers. I don't say anything about that damn hat. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5382 You should be wearing a mask, not shoes 1.1892 0.04782 74 63 9 2
5383 They're Italian. For my audition with Sergio Leone. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5384 Gary, where are the gloves I bought you? 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5385 I'm sorry Trigger but China isn't selling us any iron due to the heavy tariff Trump imposed. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5386 If you are going to commit to this bit, you could at least match the shoes 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5387 That's what I call flip-flopping. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5388 I'm all for change, but they don't match 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5389 We are sure goin to suprise them judges on "So You Can Dance". 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5390 If the shoe fits, wear it. 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
5391 Well, I like the blue ones...they match your eyes 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5392 Yes, my head is shaped like that. Why do you ask? 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5393 I told the blacksmith I was expecting, and wanted something comfortable. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5394 I wanted the shoes to match. I mean each other, not just my saddle. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5395 Yes, I know, but they were on sale at Neigh-less 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
5396 I am tired of the same old horseshoes and am taking bold steps to be my own farrier. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5397 No, no! I’m as straight as John Wayne. My mom just got tired of my tracking dirt into her barn. 1.1892 0.05985 74 64 6 4
5398 I'm hoping I can get them to work together ... 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5399 So what was wrong with your Birkenstocks?? 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5400 They didn't have cowboy boots in my colors. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5401 You need to change your hat 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5402 Not jenny shoes, Jimmy Choo 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5403 Do you like them? Two women jumped out of them when I told them our prices here at the Dude Ranch. 1.1892 0.03689 74 63 10 1
5404 Sure, they look nice, but they're terrible in the rain. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5405 They wouldn’t let me bowl with the hoofs on. 1.1892 0.04161 74 64 8 2
5406 No, this is not a prophylactic. It's a hat. 1.1892 0.05985 74 64 6 4
5407 Your hat looks about as stupid as my shoes. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5408 Odds are good that you are not color blind. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5409 Two feet is the future, two feet in the past. What would you do? 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5410 I can't figure it out either, Tex. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5411 This is what you're wearing? 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5412 See? It fits. When do we get married? 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5413 ‘Cool! This buy one get one free works!’ 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5414 OK, I get it now that I have walked a mile in your shoes. 6 feet distancing, please. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5415 Are you OK, Wilbur? 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5416 Guess I’ll be walking to the dance. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5417 Where are the cattle 1.1892 0.05985 74 64 6 4
5418 Why did he say “and the horse you rode in on”? 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5419 I thought you knew I was a Tennessee Walker. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5420 ...Or you could put on a tuxedo. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5421 What? They were out of stilettos 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5422 Don't tell me you've got cold feet all of a sudden 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5423 I reckon, it's not that kinda party. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5424 This really isn't how you play horseshoes 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5425 Why? What’s wrong with these? 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5426 Playing horse shoes isn't the same as playing horseshoes. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5427 Decided to try Amazon Wardrobe? 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5428 No, I don’t know Carrie Bradshaw. Why do you ask? 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5429 The ranch farrier was supposed to fit you with shoes that are sturdy not purdy! 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5430 Oh. I thought you said Gallup. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5431 It was two for one. I thought you’d be happy!! 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5432 Those don't look like horse-shoes" "Neigh." 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5433 I’m an undecided voter. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5434 I can’t decide what my pronouns are. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5435 The gelding changed me. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5436 I said: “no by any rodeo”, not no binary rodeo 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5437 Ed Gein's alternate hobby. 1.1892 0.03689 74 63 10 1
5438 It was still dark when I was getting dressed. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5439 You think your buddies in the corral are tough, just wait until I have to explain your new “look” to the guys in the bunk house 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5440 I got tired of hoofin’ it! 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5441 I loved them so much I bought a pair in every color. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5442 Bet you ordered those online? 1.1892 0.03689 74 63 10 1
5443 Look, just read ‘Born to Run’. It’s like I’m barefoot. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5444 It's quite impossible to find four shoes with same colour and size. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5445 Seriously 1.1892 0.05331 74 64 7 3
5446 they were on clearance 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5447 But I still have two left feet 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5448 This TikTok dance isn’t that difficult 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5449 That isn't what I meant by "horseshoes". 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5450 You've grown an inch 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
5451 Shoo fly? Nah my shoes are fly. 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
5452 Just neighing my options 1.1892 0.04377 74 62 11 1
5453 What a neigh-t-mare! 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
5454 So I walked a mile in these... I still think the masks aren’t really that bad 1.1892 0.04584 74 60 14 0
5455 It’s not MY fault you ran out of red shoes. 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5456 That’s not what I meant by, ‘If the shoe fits wear it’ 1.1892 0.05667 74 63 8 3
5457 Horse 'four'play 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5458 I wish I was taller 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
5459 I dunno Marv. The new farrier says I should live my best life and wear what I want. She said the bill is in the mail AND THEY STILL HAVENT ARRESTED THE COPS THAT KILLED #breonnataylo 1.1892 0.05985 74 64 6 4
5460 I swear the ad said ‘horse shoes’. 1.1892 0.05331 74 62 10 2
5461 What are their pronouns? 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5462 I finally get Brokeback Mountain. 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
5463 You'll find a gender-neutral stall inside the barn. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
5464 I ain't got NO bag that matches these shoes! 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
5465 I can’t go to the Talking Horse Gala like this! 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5466 Which two legs would the matching pants go on? 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5467 I never should have taken you to the old town road. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5468 Horse of a different shoe color? 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5469 I know an equestrian horse is supposed to wear shoes, but two pairs? 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5470 .... dammit Daniel, I told you to stay the hell out of my closet! Now, get on my back and we’ll ride home 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
5471 There's a new blacksmith in town. 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
5472 These boots weren't just made for walkin'. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5473 You're wearing that to your first rodeo? 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5474 Those are NOT dancing shoes ! 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5475 What was it, buy one, get one free? 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
5476 Horse Pride. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5477 Preferred pronouns they/them. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5478 If you don't know coral from corral, I'm going to waltz out of here 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5479 So you're telling me we can sell these later for more than we paid for them? 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5480 Let me introduce myself. I am the horse with no name. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5481 It may look good but boy I’m telling you it won’t get us very far 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5482 It may not make human sense but it does make horse sense. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5483 We should never have watched that Marie Kondo show. 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
5484 I'm all that and no cattle.And you're all shoes and no...??? 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5485 I'm gender fluid, cowboy - get with the times! 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5486 Do you think anyone will guess it’s my first rodeo? 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5487 I like the red ones, what do you think? 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
5488 No, I don't have the belt for that. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5489 I guess you can buy anything on the internet. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5490 The traction on these things is incredible! 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
5491 No, not gender identity issues. Colorblindness. 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
5492 I have another set of horseshoes in the stable just like these! 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5493 At least I took off my bathrobe. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
5494 My hat isn’t as weird as wearing unmatched shoes!*@#* 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5495 I like your hat! 1.1867 0.03887 75 62 13 0
5496 You look weird with that hat, John. 1.1867 0.04326 75 63 11 1
5497 It won’t hurt. 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
5498 Do ya ride easier now fella! 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5499 That's the last time I let you pick your own shoes. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5500 Maybe it's time to re-think our roles in this whole riding thing? 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
5501 Thanks for letting me pick out my own shoes. 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
5502 Blacksmith bucks binary boundries! 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5503 If that's the way you feel about it, find you own bucket of oats. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5504 Cute shoes -- are you going to the dance tonight? 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5505 Different blacksmith this time - she seemed nice. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5506 My mama always told me the more colorful your horseshoes, the greater your luck. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5507 Okay, Mister Cowboy, people might think I’m horsing around, but truth is I have a bit of a shoe fetis 1.1867 0.04326 75 63 11 1
5508 Help me out. Which pair goes best with my saddle. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5509 I bought a pair in every color! 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5510 I don't care if the shoes fit, I'm not wearing them. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5511 Ha! And you thought I would look ridiculous! 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5512 Well, now I guess "close only counts" in hand grenades... 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5513 You can keep your lucky horse shoes. These are Monolos. 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
5514 Thanks, but I asked for trail shoes. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
5515 Got dressed in the dark again? 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5516 Hush Puppies were cheaper. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5517 How can it be that my horseshoe cost is twice my wife’s shoe expenses? 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
5518 Yes, I know it's 'a statement,' but I said I was looking for John Ford realism, not 'a statement.' 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5519 The sign said Broadway Hoofers, and his name was Billy Porter. 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
5520 Sea biscuit wasn't any beauty either. Just give it a try! 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5521 Since we're Blue, I thought it unprecedented to wear Red and Green as our way of playing fair.. . . 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5522 We could return them to Amazon, but the closest drop-off location is 100 miles away. 1.1867 0.03648 75 64 10 1
5523 Take off the costume Imelda, you can't fool the Lone Ranger. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5524 No horse of mine is a gonna be a wearing mismatched shoes... 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5525 They might be fine for the two-step, but they’ll never get up to a gallop. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5526 It was a fashion choice. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
5527 I'm a horse of several different colors. 1.1867 0.02811 75 65 9 1
5528 Relax. You'll have your own back after the kids are through playing with them." 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
5529 Why are you frowning? They match. 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
5530 You guessed it, the blacksmith is new" 1.1867 0.03115 75 65 10 0
5531 Okay, now my shoes on your feet! 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5532 I don't suppose you would believe horses are color blind? 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5533 I get tired of people staring at my butt. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5534 I walk on the ground as well... I need shoes too! 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
5535 All shoes, no hooves 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
5536 There's a new farrier in town. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5537 What did you expect from a blacksmith named Florsheim? 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
5538 I don't know if this will be enough to trick them. Maybe if I walk backwards... 1.1867 0.05910 75 65 6 4
5539 Well at least they're slip on. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5540 Sorry, but I was lucky to find anything in your size. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
5541 Senor, did you forget that it's dress-down Friday" 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5542 I want to be a horse of a different color. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5543 Cognitive Testing Models are “So Colorless”. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5544 I already told you, we're not doing a gender reveal party for a horse! 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5545 I realize I may be on the wrong side of history, Silver, but it’s a little too much for me to take in at one time, 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5546 Did I miss the dress code memo? 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5547 Okay, Okay, We''ll go and get you shoes that match. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5548 It’s just something I cobbled together 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5549 Your shoe fetish is slowing down our cattle drive. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5550 Missed zoom workshop on DIY horseshoes. 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
5551 Yep Smoky, purdy darn sure I didn’t mean whore’s shoes. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5552 It's formal, right? 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5553 I found them cheaper online. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5554 I'm a versatile Appaloosa. 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
5555 Well, make up your mind Democrat or Republican! 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5556 When you didn’t shoe me I had to shoe myself. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5557 You promised me no more hand me downs 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5558 Red light green light one two three four. 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
5559 The dance hall is closed and you should be wearing a mask" 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
5560 At first I wanted a matched set but this is kind of kicky. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5561 Well, I'm off to the Rainbow Unicorn auditions. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5562 I declined the matching face mask. 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
5563 A girl has to have new shoes, Wally. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5564 I have some supply chain issues. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
5565 These will guarantee your position as top notch influencer this side of the Mississippi! 1.1867 0.04326 75 63 11 1
5566 I'm leaving the dude ranch. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5567 Those shoes are clearly making a statement. 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
5568 I thought you said that we were going into town. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5569 I'm a dancing horse who wants a singing cowboy. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5570 I’m sorry but I don’t have the app, or a credit card or cash. 1.1867 0.04530 75 63 11 1
5571 My buddy and his mare at the Dillon ranch are having a foal gender reveal party at noon. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5572 Yes, I'd love to dance. Two left feet don't bother me at all. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5573 Would you feel better knowing that Buffalo Bill's horse also thought they looked weird at first but grew to love them? 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5574 cowboy interviews for western branch of Prada (1872) 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5575 Face it...John Wyne won't be back! 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5576 No, the pink shoes do not make you look fat. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5577 No worries..My blacksmith and I are bipartisan. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5578 I know it looks unusual but we have robe bipartisan 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5579 They look a bit horsy on you 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
5580 Steve McQueen’s dude ranch 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
5581 Don't make me chase you, these don't run. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5582 Actually, it's *Radcliffe's* character who's based on me. 1.1867 0.01342 75 65 10 0
5583 I'm trying not to be so callus. 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
5584 I thought these would seal the deal, but in the end they opted for more horse power 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5585 damn bipartisan blacksmith 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5586 Well at least *I* made an effort, unlike someone I know 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
5587 Doesn't make any sense... Let's go back to red-right side and green-left side. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5588 It’s the same reason they make me wear this hat. To appeal to a broader market. 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
5589 Should I have brought something less casual?.. 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
5590 taking nail art to the next level, are you? 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
5591 'Yes I got dressed in the dark this morning. Why do you ask?' 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
5592 I know what you’re thinking. I forgot to wear socks again. 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
5593 Social distancing makes more grace 1.1867 0.03115 75 66 8 1
5594 You forgot to dress up your fifth leg, Chad 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
5595 No, they're not new. I've had them for a while. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
5596 I thought you said you were “quarantining” last night? 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5597 No, these stay on with LACES, Daniel. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
5598 They didn’t have a second pair in my size. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5599 I’m sorry, I forgot my mask. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5600 Which bring out my eye color best? 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
5601 They’re called fall-colors. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5602 I haven't decided my vote... 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5603 Please? After all I do for you. 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5604 Who the hell put shoes on my horse? 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5605 Don’t be upset with me Fred, I need to express myself also 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5606 Well, I thought the saying was “Don’t look at a horse’s gift ‘til you’re out of the house.” 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5607 Well, Mabel, it's not so much the color mixing, per se, that's got me flummoxed here... 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5608 Look, Horse power is horse power, it doesn’t have to be flashy. 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
5609 I’m sorry, but I still don’t think you resemble Lady Gaga. 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
5610 I’m ready to go to the new town road. 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
5611 I’ve never said a word about what you choose to call ‘fashion.’ 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5612 You’re not the only one who shops on etsy 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5613 Clicking the back ones takes us straight to Kansas 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5614 « Be yourself, she told me. So I put you these on... » 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
5615 Use HORSE15 to get these at 15% off! 1.1867 0.04911 75 62 12 1
5616 It's Monday, you've got to jazz yourself up somehow. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5617 What? It was buy one, get one free. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5618 It’s Monday, Tap dance class is on Thursday... 1.1867 0.04530 75 61 14 0
5619 Close only counts in Prada shoes and bomb outfits 1.1867 0.05597 75 64 8 3
5620 Well Rodeo, it’s a new world and it’s ‘bout time we embraced it. Now keep yer chin up and let’s show ‘em what you got. 1.1867 0.05265 75 63 10 2
5621 We shouldn’t put the cart-oon before the horse. 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
5622 I’m non-binary. And my pronouns xe and wiiiiiiilbur. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
5623 I would like to know how many green shoes you have pranced in. 'Poke! 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
5624 What? We have a new farrier? Or something like that? 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
5625 Hey partner, y'all got Maga boots of your back feet and dem boots on the front...well, make up your mind. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
5626 I’m impressed. Even though you’re color-blind, you put the right ones under your ass 1.1852 0.04343 81 68 12 1
5627 They say change is good 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
5628 They say my back hooves are overpronated so I need a different pair. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
5629 Who has the long face now, Tex? 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
5630 Ok listen here Cowboy...it goes GREEN HAW, RED KI YAY! 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
5631 And I got the 2nd pair for 50% off 1.1842 0.04476 76 62 14 0
5632 Hey Bill, why the long hat? 1.1842 0.05201 76 64 10 2
5633 If I’m not mistaken, you’re Thom Mcan’s horse! 1.1842 0.04476 76 64 11 1
5634 Are horse slippers good luck too? 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
5635 Hayyyyyyyyy. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5636 Blue is on the front because blue states lead, and red ones are ass backwards 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5637 Once more: Red is for port; Green for starboar 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5638 It’s for a gender reveal party. 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
5639 On Got Them Online 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
5640 And meanwhile, Jeff Bezos just keeps laughing all the way to the bank. 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
5641 NO, they remind me too much of her. 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
5642 Is that something I need to coordinate with? 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
5643 Horse shoes of a different color. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5644 Nice, but I think you should have gone with Saddle shoes. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5645 We have to have a long talk about your blacksmith 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5646 The blacksmith didn’t survive the pandemic. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5647 'Says you, wearing that hat!' 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5648 BOGO sale? 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5649 Girl and boy, I reckon. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5650 And when they no longer fit, you can tack them up over the doorway for good luck 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
5651 Happy to see your Republican side is at the ass-end. 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
5652 I hope you saved the Zappo boxes. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5653 This has got to stop. Last week you wore my favorite flannel. Now my loafer collection?" 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
5654 I thought we were off on Saturdays. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5655 Women and shoes,...women and shoes, why on earth do you need so many shoes....sheesshhh ! 1.1831 0.06441 71 63 3 5
5656 Listen shorty, lose the stupid hat and get yourself a pair of designer stilettos. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5657 Cross-dressing isn't my thing. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5658 Where is my mask? 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5659 Oh! I thought you said 'heels'! 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5660 Well, I sure hope you have two matching handbags back in the stall closet. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5661 I will make you a deal, stop saying ,”quit horsing around wearing those shoes” and I will stop saying , “ nice 20 gallon hat on a half pint cowboy“. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5662 Don't say anything about the shoes and we will get along fine 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5663 Hello, my name is Mr. Ed, I’m a “shoe-aholic”. 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
5664 No, you're running in the Preakness, not the Freakness! 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5665 You didn’t have to dress. We are just riding over to the South 40. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5666 Shoes by Gaucci 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5667 Never go anywhere you have to wear brown shoes. 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
5668 Rust" is such a passé fashion statement 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5669 I was really looking for Cowboy Boots but those pointy toes just didn't fit my wide hoofs. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5670 The farrier left his daughter in charge. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5671 Yes, they're Manolo Blahniks. I figure the stallions will eat 'em up. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5672 I don't see you bringing anything to this relationship. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5673 Do they match our eyes? 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
5674 Just stay off of my blue suede shoes. 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
5675 [Turning the page...] "G'damned adult coloring books and their tiny drawings that make it impossible to stay in the lines!" 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5676 Well, Tex...lets throw caution to the wind. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5677 They said it was the only way I could learn the two-step. 1.1831 0.03916 71 61 9 1
5678 They said at the blacksmith that this is what all the best horses were wearing... 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5679 An attempt, lame though it might be, at gender neutrality. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5680 No cheating. Dressage only. 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
5681 Your horse shoes? They sure look like my house shoes. 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
5682 Our farrier is quarantined. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5683 Don't do anything that my red suede shoes will make you regret. 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
5684 The blacksmith is pissed! 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5685 It was hard to find four right feet. 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
5686 Do I have hay in my teeth? 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5687 Ok, Grumpy, you can wear them at night. 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
5688 The hat comes off first. 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5689 Your hooves are clashing !! 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5690 I'm tired of your post-modern cowboy bullshit! 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5691 I’m showing off my true colors and stepping out Cowboy. 1.1831 0.05039 71 61 8 2
5692 They’re uncomfortable, but everyone’s wearing them. 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
5693 Noteworthy attire but the ranch house is still off-limits. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5694 Well they're not running shoes or work shoes. So "No." 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5695 I am going for more of an open toe look. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5696 Sorry, it's my first rodeo. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5697 I guess I mistook a fairy for a farrier. 1.1831 0.06121 71 62 5 4
5698 You're not my dad. 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
5699 Clogging is my life 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5700 So you’re a horse divided but the GOP is the back end? 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5701 The reviews said true to size 1.1831 0.06121 71 62 5 4
5702 They wouldn’t have been my first choice, but I’m really loving the arch support. 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5703 The leprechaun said the kids "caught 'em all," and offered me two pairs of his own shoes for mine. 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
5704 These ARE horse shoes! 1.1831 0.06121 71 62 5 4
5705 If a horse wore shoes would they wear them like this or like this? 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5706 Look me in the eye. You are getting sleepy... 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5707 I actually had two others in mind for my tap dancing crew... 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5708 You know...you could’ve just called the farrier... 1.1831 0.05783 71 61 7 3
5709 They’re from Mr. Ferrogamo, the Italian blacksmith 1.1831 0.05039 71 59 11 1
5710 Alright, back to the city”. 1.1831 0.04623 71 58 13 0
5711 This wasnt what farmer joe had in mind when he heard four feet in heels 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
5712 Well then, you shouldn't have wished me happy trails! 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
5713 What are your preferred pronouns? 1.1829 0.05522 82 71 7 4
5714 No more fancy farrier for you 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
5715 Where are my Manolo's? 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
5716 Well lookie here, aren’t you the belle of the bale 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
5717 Is this embarrassing or weird? 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
5718 What! Basic black ain’t good enough? 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
5719 Those shoes for this hat? Deal! 1.1818 0.04424 77 63 14 0
5720 An inclusive farrier. Perfect. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
5721 I'm trying to get a sponsorship deal. 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
5722 C'mon, say one word. I dare you. 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
5723 What can I say? I'm a shoe horse. 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
5724 what, you couldn't get me two matching pair? I'll be the laughing stock of the hitching rail. 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
5725 I missed the Kanye Yeezy release date so couldn't get matching colors. 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
5726 What's more, I'm filing an OSHA claim against you for past working conditions. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5727 How are you going to explain this to your wife? 1.1806 0.06041 72 63 5 4
5728 His name is James Choo. Why? 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5729 I want us to think about my like for once. 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
5730 At least both pairs are flats 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5731 Listen cowboy. I said I like the rodeo, not Rodeo Drive. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5732 Voila -- a Nike swish -- and you're Pegasus 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5733 If you can't get me a matching set, I'm not dancing with you. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5734 My farrier is Manolo. 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
5735 Well, after all, you did choose a dude ranch. What did you expect? 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5736 Do these come in a stiletto? 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
5737 This is what happens when you step in my blue suede shoes 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
5738 Pronouns? Really? 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5739 I thought it said "Animal Fashion Week", not "Milan Fashion Week". Guess I'm dyslexic. 1.1806 0.03869 72 60 12 0
5740 But they are in style! 1.1806 0.04114 72 63 7 2
5741 The blacksmith said these are the most appropriate for a rodeo. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5742 Look, they were on sale and they were my size. 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
5743 I said, “not binding,” but I think he heard “non-binary.” 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5744 Don't you step on my blue suede shoes. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5745 That Italian blacksmith is costing me a fortune. 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
5746 I like your bespoke hat almost as much as my bespoke shoe styling! 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5747 Take another peek at your abysmal choice in hats before saying a single thing about these fashionable shoes. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5748 Promise I won't be a laughing stock?" 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5749 Your hat is strange. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5750 My shoes are colorful and stylish, which is more than I can say for your hat. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5751 "Hey ma, we're gonna be rich! I taught Rusty how to tap dance." 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5752 I don't think I enunciated the s clearly enough when requesting horse shoes. 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
5753 I’m almost ready. Is “The Hole In The Wall Gang” affiliated with The Crips or The Bloods? 1.1806 0.06041 72 63 5 4
5754 No, I wont tie your shoelaces 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5755 You think these shoes make me look silly...how about your hat?" 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5756 All I know is that I woke up and I was in loafers! 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5757 It's your wife fault! 1.1806 0.04774 72 62 8 2
5758 I'm assuming that the name on the new farriers shop is Gucci? 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5759 Oh, how bi ! 1.1806 0.06041 72 63 5 4
5760 You didn't have to nail these on as well 1.1806 0.06041 72 63 5 4
5761 I need socks 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5762 Trust me. We can call it "acces-horse-arising". 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5763 You said you needed ideas for the gender reveal party. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5764 You’re right. I may be overdressed for a simple afternoon trot. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5765 When I said, you need new shoes,wearing my wife’s wasn’t what I had in mine. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5766 I think the real question is when were you planning to tell me about laces? 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5767 I'm not wearing my running shoes. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5768 It's worse than you think. I now need orthotics. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5769 Sorry. I have a tap competition. 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
5770 I personally prefer the red ones 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
5771 Are you ready for the ride into the sunset? 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
5772 Your blacksmith has been taking night classes at FIT. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5773 I dunno, Trigger. I see both teal & pink. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5774 Do you know the way to Rio Grande? 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5775 Got 'em on sale! Louboutin in back,Jimmy Choo's in front. Fabulous! 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5776 So now it's they/them? 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5777 I think you'd look good in yellow. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5778 What? You gotta problem with the blue shoes leading? 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5779 Do y'all get shod at the colorsmith? 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5780 You’re gonna need a mask for this ride, cowboy. 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
5781 You couldn't get four of the same color? 1.1806 0.04114 72 60 12 0
5782 A guy named Spielberg wanted to do this documentary 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5783 Alright, the shoes can stay. But I draw the line at referring to you as 'they'. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5784 Get it, Frank? It's twins. Fraternal... 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5785 So you think that now you get to ride me? 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5786 First, that's not what I meant by 'new shoes,' and if I'd remembered you were colorblind, I wouldn't have let you go on your own. 1.1806 0.04345 72 61 10 1
5787 They are not leather. I am a vegan. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5788 I'm sorry. It was his first day on the job. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5789 Stop killing people. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5790 That’s the last time you’ll ride me to a gender reveal party. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5791 To a barn dance? I think you’d feel more like yourself in saddle shoes.” Robert Van Brocklin, Portland, Ore 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5792 Hmm...like the look? Blue team is in front now! 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5793 ,but you can't make them tap. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5794 Maybe it is your first rodeo. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5795 Which pair goes best with my saddle? I can’t decide! 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
5796 You still haven’t made up you mind? 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5797 I figured if we're staying home more, I might as well wear these in 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5798 What you looking at? 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5799 what do you mean with "only with the purse?" 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5800 Yeah, they were buy one get one free. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5801 I bought them for you and Eliza, but decided they were a bit more ‘me’ on the way home... 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5802 It’s a bit too matchey-matchey for my taste. 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5803 It should be Red on the port side, green on starboard, captain. 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
5804 Be honest, do the pink ones make my legs look fat? 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
5805 What? You said we were going hiking 1.1806 0.03869 72 60 12 0
5806 Looks like someone’s been taking casual Friday too far, Dave 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5807 Do you think these work better for a trot or gallop? 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5808 Whoa, Nelly.. these gender reveal events are payin’ the bills.. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5809 At least I don’t hide my brain volume under a hat. 1.1806 0.05354 72 61 9 2
5810 They’re just for Instagram. 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
5811 If you're going to wear 'that' hat, I see no issues with these shoes 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
5812 LOL I know I’m wearing mismatched shoes but I’m a horse LOL 1.1806 0.05708 72 62 7 3
5813 I’m afraid our shoestring budget can’t support 3 pairs of shoes anymore 1.1806 0.04565 72 59 13 0
5814 No - it wasn't a gift! 1.1786 0.06793 56 49 4 3
5815 I wanted to get dressed up - the glue factory sounds fancy. 1.1786 0.06793 56 49 4 3
5816 I knew I shoulda gone with you...they don't match! 1.1786 0.06793 56 49 4 3
5817 My new favorite trick is to whizz with my big horse schlong, pretending to write with my pee. I say, "Look, I write for the New Yorker." Kills me every time, man. You've read the magazine recently, yeah? It's a charitable assessment. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5818 Lockdown -foal and filly style. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
5819 Oh good, I’’ll always win since your on both teams! 1.1781 0.05286 73 62 9 2
5820 This isn’t what I meant when I said you needed new horse shoes. 1.1781 0.04913 73 61 11 1
5821 Gee, Dorothy, I don’t think you’re in Kansas anymore. 1.1757 0.04454 74 61 13 0
5822 I can only shop on line now! 1.1757 0.04852 74 62 11 1
5823 Could you please take off your heels. I still think I'm taller than you. 1.1757 0.04454 74 61 13 0
5824 Ooh yes let's go dancin'. 1.1757 0.05563 74 64 7 3
5825 There's no way that ridiculous hat is fully sanitized. You'll have to walk. 1.1739 0.04107 69 58 11 0
5826 The shoe guy ran a BOGO. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
5827 I'm not taking fashion advice from anyone wearing that hat 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
5828 Remember to rotate them so the colors aren't mismatched. I don't want to look silly. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
5829 Ok! No horsin around . 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
5830 I shouldn't have told the blacksmith that I call you Baby! 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
5831 SHES A FILLY, WHAT DO YOU EXPECT 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
5832 I thought we agreed not to mention our personal fashion choices. 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
5833 yeah, i spent $1200 on these two pairs of yeezys— but i’m gonna look hella smart when Ye blows the top off the Democrats’ pedophile ring and gets disappeared like Epstein and they’re worth million because there’s no more yeezys 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
5834 My parents didn't know whether to raise me as a Mare or a Stallion. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
5835 Are you sure where you want to go? 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
5836 Can you remind about my zoom meeting tomorrow? 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
5837 Well, I gotta look good for my first rodeo! 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
5838 Any chance you'll get around to installing that lamp in my stable? I look like an ass. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
5839 I wanted a horse of a different color, not horse shoes of a different color. 1.1739 0.04358 69 59 9 1
5840 I shoed myself. 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
5841 Zappo didn 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
5842 What do you think? Blue or pink? I can’t decide which go better with the saddle. 1.1739 0.03838 69 58 11 0
5843 My therapist said now was a good time to experiment with bolder styles 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
5844 I'm finding my inner Neigh-yoncé! 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
5845 I don't think they go, Kirk. My date will think I'm crazy 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
5846 It was a two for one deal.” 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
5847 It was a BOGO sale. I just had to have them. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
5848 Goshdarn, I thought I was tracking two social distancing bandits. 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
5849 You can lead a human to the truth, but you can’t make him eat. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
5850 Are those manolo blahnik? 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
5851 Supply chain issues. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
5852 Easy buckaroo, my farrier said they're made in America. 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
5853 Look horse, your rodeo statement may be more about me. 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
5854 Get along little Dougie. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
5855 I said "farrier." 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
5856 Horse: How's my post lockdown look? Cowboy: You really need to stop buying more shoes!! And, WEAR YOUR MASK! 1.1714 0.06095 70 62 4 4
5857 I’m bisexual. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
5858 I think they clash with my saddle. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
5859 I just think a strapless top would be more me. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
5860 Me? I found an off-Broadway livery...not much, but we believe in ourselves! So, how's by you? 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
5861 Couldn’t you have said ‘neigh’ to that shoe salesman? 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
5862 I thought you needed two pairs for the two-step. 1.1714 0.05745 70 61 6 3
5863 I said horse shoes, not whores' shoes. 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
5864 It may be more comfortable with Dr Scholl’s inserts ? 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
5865 I don't care if your name is Mr. Ed. Stop going through my closet. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
5866 Told you to stop going to those farrier trunk shows. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
5867 That new farrier has a sense of style 1.1714 0.05745 70 61 6 3
5868 I feel like I'm being followed 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
5869 The blacksmith said I'd make a statement. 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
5870 Dude, your shoes don't match. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
5871 My bad, I meant horse shoes, not whore's shoes. However, with a little pastel frock it could work. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
5872 Turn right around and put them back where you found them! 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
5873 There was a sale... 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
5874 Punky Horsester. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
5875 Is this like the dog wearing pants? 1.1714 0.03508 70 61 8 1
5876 I'm not poncy – I said I'm into ponies. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
5877 You have four legs and still chose not to wear the shoes I gave you for your birthday? 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
5878 I said you needed new horseshoes, not new houseshoes. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
5879 I prefer the pink for the ride today. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
5880 Do the red ones make me look fat? 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
5881 Slim, I think you've been riding the range too long. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
5882 I’ve clearly misunderstood what you meant by derby. 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
5883 Now that I am older you will need to lay down first. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
5884 It was the hat. 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
5885 It’s not just my gaits that are fluid. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
5886 My first rodeo. 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
5887 Haven't you ever seen a trans-Palomino before? 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
5888 Colorblind to eh? 1.1714 0.04303 70 60 9 1
5889 Nayyyy, it’s just that I thought you said WE were going out tonight 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
5890 Vulcan was having a BOGO sale. Why? 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
5891 Hubba! Hubba! What a figger! All blue shoes and you'd look like Trigger! 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
5892 Well if you’re such an expert, why don’t you tell me which shoes I’m supposed to wear. 1.1714 0.05745 70 61 6 3
5893 I feel like you’ve been running hot and cold lately. 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
5894 So you’re the elusive Obama-Trump voter. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
5895 Mathematically speaking, I am still matching" 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
5896 I'm going to have to say, neigh. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
5897 I've been chomping at the bit to get these shoes, so I finally pulled the trigger! 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
5898 It wasn't certain if you wanted to ride to the Turquoise Hills or the Ruby Desert 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
5899 So the color-blind farrier's back in town? 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
5900 Nice hat. Do you rotate those shoes? 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
5901 On you, Crocs are a good look. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
5902 Which color looks better on me? 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
5903 I can't take your for a ride today. I am heading to my tap dance class now. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
5904 Big hat. No cattle. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
5905 Red Shoes, Blue Shoes, HisShoes, HorseShoes! 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
5906 Make a choose are you a stallion ,mare Or I can make you a gilding 1.1714 0.05745 70 61 6 3
5907 I said horseshoe, not whore shoe. 1.1714 0.06095 70 62 4 4
5908 I'm looking for something that makes me feel confident without coming off as pushy 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
5909 Who's your farrier? 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
5910 You can do anything, but don’t step on my blue suede shoes. The other ones, I don’t care about.” 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
5911 So I take it you5438.1595689765438.1.BDvMOSCU5uLyBSWi7IBTGMc0BK9DW-.1 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
5912 Ditch that hat, Dude, or you're not getting on my back! 1.1714 0.04303 70 60 9 1
5913 Horseshoes were so drab. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
5914 Do you have them in a size eight? 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
5915 I'm not the Lone Ranger and you're not Silver, so you can forget about show business. 1.1714 0.04303 70 60 9 1
5916 Even two different colors can't substitute for horseshoes, you cheapskate. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
5917 Well, now I reckon "close only counts" in hand grenades... 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
5918 Everything you do I have to do backwards, and in heels. 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
5919 It's time to change your shoes 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
5920 Because I'm a white horse, Trump gave me patriotic shoes and foolishly thought that I'd never say neigh to his lawless demands. 1.1714 0.06095 70 62 4 4
5921 And they don’t even match. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
5922 The sign said “must be 6” to ride.” 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
5923 If you want to ride me again, this time I want foreplay, James 1.1714 0.03508 70 61 8 1
5924 This isn’t my horse 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
5925 no nails, not handmade nor exclusively adjusted...now I understand why you humans need a ride 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
5926 Yes this is the old town road, now slaaaay 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
5927 Now leave, i want to work on my act. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
5928 You get dressed in the dark? 1.1714 0.05745 70 61 6 3
5929 Well, at least you don’t have to decide between pink and blue 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
5930 God, I Forgot my EnChroma glasses again. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
5931 We all have to make sacrifices, Thunder. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
5932 Blue or Red, color does not reflect who I am or what I am. I may as well be both male and female, or neither. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
5933 Variety is the spice of life. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
5934 You told me to heel. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
5935 I’ve also got orange and black for Halloween. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
5936 "I'm gender conflicted, fore v. hind." 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
5937 The rodeo was in 1week, but Star was still undecided about her shoes. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
5938 I'm sorry but dressage has rules. No stupid hats. 1.1698 0.06992 53 47 3 3
5939 I had leftover stimulus money. Hay don’t cost much 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
5940 We have until midnight, partner. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
5941 Don’t bridle my style. 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
5942 You wanted horseshoes? I thought you said you wanted Alexander McQueen Men's Embroidered Satin Formal Slip-On Loafers? 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
5943 I like my old shoes. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
5944 Which ones did you ask me to wear? 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
5945 When I said I was taking you to the Cattleman’s ball I meant...oh never mind... 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
5946 I agree the corral’s safe, but I’m ready for some coral. 1.1667 0.04623 66 58 7 1
5947 You know the ad: Everything’s a steal at Rustle Athletic. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
5948 Colors on New Yorker's cartoon?! 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
5949 And could you smarten up for the dressage. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
5950 Nobody needs to know they came from your closet. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
5951 No, no, red running, blue walking. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
5952 All I can say is that new smithy of yours has some rather outré ideas about footwear for the working stallion. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
5953 Next time, get someone with rodeo experience, not Rodeo Drive. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
5954 I think the fuchsia clashes with the turquoise." 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
5955 I see Lil Nas X pick out your Shoes for his next video 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
5956 I took the liberty of nailing my own shoes. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
5957 They're Farriergamos. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
5958 Another gender reveal. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
5959 All you had to do is look underneath to tell. Talk about all hat and no saddle! 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
5960 When the blacksmith offers me an endorsement deal I'll wear his shoes. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
5961 Mystery solved, there was a temp farrier last week. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
5962 Earl and Lightning agreed that fashion risks were what tamed the Wild West. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
5963 I'm not "horsin' 'round," Jedd. I want to get into fashion. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
5964 Since we're workin a dude ranch, I felt the need to shop Rodeo Drive. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
5965 I'm sorry, but we needed yours to play a game of horseshoes and besides, our bowling shoes look great on you! 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
5966 Whaaaat? I am not my shoe color. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
5967 The lift you're getting on your feet makes you look like your hands have increased 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
5968 Yes, I returned the high heels as they weren't very practical! 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
5969 What? I couldn't find my horse shoes. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
5970 I think we’ll pass on the Derby this year. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
5971 I’m a horse of a different color 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
5972 Then why did you tell me we were going to the ho-down!? 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
5973 I said "Git'ya on," not "Gucci slip-on" 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
5974 Anyway, the startup is called Hvs. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
5975 That new blacksmith must be from the big city. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
5976 Now, about that gingham saddle cover... 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
5977 I look ridiculous, don’t I? I mean, who wears mismatched loafers? 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
5978 OK. Show me those line dancing moves again. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
5979 I think my horse is color blind. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
5980 I won't conform to traditional gender roles, partner. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
5981 They fit fine, they're just not my colors. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
5982 Loafers are not for gallopers 1.1667 0.05102 66 59 5 2
5983 They were on sale, 2 for 1! 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
5984 You have some nerve complaining about my hat! 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
5985 Ed! Sorry to hear you have lost your voice 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
5986 No, we’re not in Kansas anymore. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
5987 Because blue means forward progress, and red is ass-backwards. 1.1667 0.06326 66 59 3 4
5988 Dammit, the reds go on the port side, the greens on the starboard side. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
5989 I got them at Gucci Gulch. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
5990 Will you please, please get a farrier next time! And they're the wrong color for my mane. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
5991 Sorry you can't go to town without a mask 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
5992 I can take you to Kansas or Graceland. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
5993 Your name is Donald. It’s been the same for years. It has no special reference to your anatomy. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
5994 This politically correct thing has gone too far. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
5995 No wonder you're a little offbeat. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
5996 Horseshoes have really come a long way. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
5997 I'm just not sure about the open-toe. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
5998 I was thinking business in the front and party in the back. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
5999 The prairie ain't no place for creative dressin', Rocky. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6000 This was part of Amazon's "Frequently Bought Together" deal with your other horseshoes 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6001 … time to do laundry… 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6002 He said he was the king's farrier but now I'm not so sure. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6003 Been shopping on line at DSW again? 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6004 Neeeheee, let's talk about your accessory, shall we? 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6005 The rear is Jordan the front is Lebron. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6006 I appreciate the effort, but they clash with my saddle. 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
6007 They clash. 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
6008 weirdest farrier i've ever had.... 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6009 Shoes are shoes. Times are tough. 1.1667 0.04363 66 57 8 1
6010 With that colour blindedness, it is lucky we won’t be doing any city riding today! 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6011 I know you like green, but they only had one pair in your size in green. 1.1667 0.02247 66 59 6 1
6012 Hi! I 'm the new cowboy, Mr. Social Distance. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6013 This year’s fashion is not to be so matchy-matcha. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6014 Sale or no sale they are going back to Jimmy Choo. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6015 They're on the wrong feet. Green is starboard; red is port" 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6016 Oh you’re a brand ambassador now? 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6017 Green or red, I can't make up my mind. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6018 I keep telling you, go with the back feet and stop with the front feet. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6019 Sorry Flapjack, but we need all the good luck we can get. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6020 The green are Gucci Kanye and the red are Pope Prada. Too much? 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6021 Sensible flats, why? 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6022 The new summer colors are great! 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6023 If I knew what pink was then maybe I'd know what you were talking about. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6024 ...and he said, why the long face? And I said just buy me the damn shoes! 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6025 So sue me; YOU find decent orthotics during a lockdown. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6026 Oh, it’s because I’m between genders. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6027 The sign said they were whore's shoes. Did I miss something? 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6028 These 'Gender Reveal Parties' are starting to get a bit abstract 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6029 I know Tex, but the Smithie has been binging Project Runway. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6030 I see you have been in my shoe closet again! 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6031 The teal hue makes your feet look smaller. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6032 But Anna Wintour told me it was on trend. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6033 Dang, that new blacksmith from Milan is a stable genius! 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6034 Hay girl haaay! Which pair goes better with my saddle? 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6035 It's not that I'm ungrateful...but they don't match. 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
6036 Finally ready for our morning jog... 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6037 I couldn't decide between teal or magenta. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6038 I guess it's a fashion statement. 1.1667 0.03470 66 57 9 0
6039 I got them for a steel. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6040 Are you sure that new farrier knows how to shoe a horse? 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6041 Get a new blacksmith. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6042 You said there would be argyle socks. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6043 Hey watch out behind you, it looks like a snake. I’m not horse-ing around. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6044 What, you want them all one color? 1.1667 0.04623 66 57 8 1
6045 My shoe guy is under quarantine. 1.1667 0.04087 66 56 10 0
6046 To beat those pesky donkeys and elephants, I'm running on a two-party platform. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6047 So you've gone 'western chic' like me. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6048 Are those shoes on the wrong feet? 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6049 If I have to have shoes I may as well be fashionable. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6050 The blue would suit me better. Please, you don't need two pairs. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6051 You've ever been to Texas? 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6052 Oh, please! Their Prada. My blacksmith said I needed just a hint of color. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6053 They looked black on the website, i swear. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6054 It's the newest trend. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6055 You look ridiculous in that hat 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6056 Jimmy Choo started this line to address the growing Equine demand. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6057 I'm glad you like 'em. Them designer shoes cost me a fortune. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6058 I know! The new blacksmith came straight from Pratt. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6059 So there were two guys shoeing horses - Ru did the front and Paul did the rear. 1.1667 0.04363 66 57 8 1
6060 You just told me to get new shoes, but you didn't say what kind! 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6061 Really, Hoppy, flats? 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6062 Yeah, I know... but they were on sale, and they're just gonna get dirty anyway. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6063 Running shoes would be more appropriate. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6064 I just thought I'd walk a mile to see what it's like. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6065 I see you’ve been to that new blacksmith Blahnik. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6066 I tried Walking in your shoes. I’m these uncertain times I’d rather be a horse. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6067 So, I clicked my heels together three times and said "There's no place like home-on-the range"... 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6068 You’re the favorite in the Zappos Derby. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6069 Cowboy boots would slow me down. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6070 Just because I'm a horse doesn't mean I can't be fabulous on the weekends... fascist! 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
6071 Well, we had to order them online so I hope they fit. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6072 I know you have your dancing shoes on, but I'm just plumb tired. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6073 Now that's what you call horseshoes of a different color. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6074 Sorry, but your front pair is less than six feet from your back pair so no club around these parts is going to let you in. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6075 I'm bipartisan, but blue is in the lead. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6076 You mean I have to go to Jimmy Choo’s to re-shoe you? 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6077 Do you know how hard it is to find blue suede on the plains? 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6078 I need to be my most authentic self. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6079 The color coded front and rear is nice but the insoles are what sold me on them. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6080 I feel sorry for those who are still limited by the gender binary 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6081 They were just there in the window, so I treated myself. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6082 Delightful pairing Trigger. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6083 Well, you have to admit that POTUS is a horse's ass. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6084 I swear the blacksmith did it. 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
6085 I am from France. 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
6086 Stylish, but don't you think the front shoes should match the back shoes ? 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6087 80's colors are back. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6088 Ok, for the gender reveal party, kick me in the face with a front leg if it’s a boy or a back leg if it’s a girl. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6089 I’m sorry but the horse show requires only formal black patten leather shoes. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6090 Well, Hunk, there really is no place like home where I have matching shoes. 1.1667 0.02247 66 59 6 1
6091 Now you can see which ones go and which ones stop. 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
6092 If you can wear that hat, I can wear these shoes. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6093 I said “you’re getting awfully farty,” not “we’re going to a fancy party!” 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6094 They've got memory foam, and they slip on and off when I go through the airport. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6095 Let's face it. It's safer to have the Dem's out front. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6096 I have two pair just like them in my stable. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6097 Red AND blue, looks like you're an independent. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6098 You are in no position to comment with that hat on. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6099 What do you think, the pink or the blue? 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6100 You're the one who insisted on the Italian horseshoer! 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6101 It behooves us all to be patriots first! 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6102 I kind of thought when I hired that blacksmith from Sketchers, things might look a little different around here. Steve G. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6103 I call this look “COVID casual.“ 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6104 They had a BOGO; which do you like BEST? And, yes they are Steel toed! 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6105 My privacy was violated. No more Mary Janes." 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6106 I thought we were going somewhere nice? 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6107 Oh, these? They're my dress horseshoes. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6108 Don't you dare ask me "What's with the long hat?" 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6109 Dadgummit I told that farrier the color was not the problem! 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6110 We need some color around here 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6111 Sorry, Chief. The blacksmith shop's gone upscale. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6112 I got two left shoes... 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6113 Where did you say the new farrier is from? 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6114 Too formal? 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6115 The farrier had a special on Jimmy Choos. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6116 Randy, it's your wardrobe that defines you to the outside world. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6117 My front are a different size than my rear. 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
6118 Sorry we can’t ride today because of The.virus so we’re going to walk six feet apart 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6119 Brooks brothers had a shoe sale 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6120 It's the new gallop: use the front ones to go and the back ones to stop. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6121 Now if I can only find saddlebags to match the shoes. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6122 They were on sale and came with a free tote! 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6123 I've had lower back pain for years. Walking in these shoes was life changing for me. I feel like I'm walking on air. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6124 These shoes won’t work without a red and blue saddle 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6125 Impressive, but I’m still naming you Silver 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6126 Quit horsing around and decide. 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
6127 One of us has to put the mask on first. 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
6128 How about you walk a mile in my shoes? 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6129 I understand, horses can’t see red. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6130 That's horseshoes of a different color. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6131 Next time, ask first. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6132 I should've never hired a farrier named Ferragamo. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6133 I apologize "Shoeless Joe", but the invitation did mention formal attire. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6134 I won't 'Clip Clop' if you don't 'Clip Clop'! 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6135 Well OK, but at least they should all be the same color! 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6136 No, they’re not saddle shoes. Why do you ask? 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6137 at least the colors match 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6138 Take your blinders off. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6139 Hey Partner, how about we take your new horseshoes for a ride? 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6140 Bruno Magli? 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6141 Who needs a blacksmith? These shoes fit her just fine. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6142 You put your right foot in, Your right foot out, Right foot in, Then you shake it all about. And then you do the hokey pokey, Turn yourself around. That's what it's all about. 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
6143 Sorry, all my pennies are in my loafers 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6144 I'm feeling a little Christmas-y 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6145 I don't know. I'm an old cow hand. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6146 We're not going anywhere until you change your shoes. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6147 But I didn't know you wanted Skechers! 1.1667 0.06326 66 59 3 4
6148 Sure, they're lovely, but... 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6149 Don't tell me you didn't know how much they cost. I know you can count. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6150 If I were wearing a saddle, you could sit on my back! 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6151 Amazon or eBay this time? 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6152 Sorry, Roy...I've moved on, cowboy... 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6153 I said *shod* not shoed! 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6154 I've gone corporate. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6155 Dude if you can wear that hat I can wear these shoes!! 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6156 Judy Garland and Elvis were there man! You blew it! 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6157 You said if the shoe fits wear it! 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6158 Easy girl. Sorry, I mean them. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6159 BOGO doesn't really help me out that much. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6160 So... um... you see any movies lately? 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6161 what the fuck 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6162 You couldn't find two pairs that matched 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
6163 What? It was BOGO. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6164 No my head is still round 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6165 Farrier-gamo. Why do you ask? 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6166 Stylish shoes keep me looking young! 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6167 But boss, you promised to march me in the Pride Parade today! 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6168 No, they look fine. But are you sure you’ll be comfortable? 1.1667 0.03470 66 58 7 1
6169 The green go with your eyes. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6170 Of course they're not nailed on. I have yellow and purple for weekends. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6171 No one wants to listen to you clomping. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6172 You just don't want me to dunk. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6173 It’s called color, Dave. I knew your dumbass monochrome eyes wouldn’t get it. Smh 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6174 They call it anti-tracking software. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6175 « Things always look greener on the other side. » 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
6176 I reckon you were shoed in the dark 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6177 I see the farrier's been raiding my shoe closet again. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6178 Why would you think they'd all be the same color? That is absolutely absurd. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6179 What? You have something against the LBGTQH movement? 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
6180 You're lucky. When you can't choose between a pair of shoes you can wear both. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6181 I think you may have misunderstood when I said I was gonna take you out for a little ride tonight. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6182 Teach me the high step so it shows my red soles 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6183 For the last time, no I am not a carrot! 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6184 I like the blue ... goes better with my mood. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6185 Blue goes better with your eyes, if you ask me. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6186 They look better on me than you. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6187 Love the sexual binary look. Are the shoes red on the bottoms? 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6188 Matching socks are so nowhere, man. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6189 Is it too late to sign up for Prime? 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6190 I'm just trying to put a little color in my life 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6191 The way I see it , cowboy, seeins that you got yer self a fancy -ass hat, that I can at least wear some good lookin’ shoes. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6192 Sorry fella this is the “ new normal” 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6193 Ok, now for my pronouns... 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
6194 What do you mean, "We just have to ride it out" 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6195 I couldn’t pass up on a BOGO. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6196 Sorry. I couldn't find two pair that matched. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6197 But she said to walk a mile in her shoes. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6198 " It was buy one, get one - how could I say neigh?" 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6199 What about my hat? 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6200 How would you know you fake cowboy, you‘re from Seattle, and you are an accountant!!! 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6201 Well, you said new shoes, and I love Christmas." Debbie Miller, Sitka, Alask 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6202 Really? Before Labor Day? 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6203 Never judge parents until you’ve trotted a mile in their shoes. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6204 You should see the matching saddle! 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6205 Really? These shoes with this saddle? 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6206 I don’t know...since my wife found out about us, I think you should go back to horseshoes! 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6207 No, it's not your turn. We're not taking turns. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6208 And just a plain grey saddle? 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6209 I thought you said you were colorblind, Cowboy. 1.1667 0.04087 66 58 7 1
6210 Genuine leather uppers, you see . . . 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6211 The podiatrist said these are better for the hooves. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6212 I thought we went over this—no red, blue, or green, the New Yorker doesn’t accept three-strip comics 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6213 I guess you noticed....Brenda and Paul getting twins. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6214 Now you can be an All Star™ cowboy. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6215 I'll mosey in to town and have a little talk with our blacksmith. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6216 I said the ferrier, not Ferragamo! 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6217 I thought the shoes went with the saddle bag. What do you think? 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6218 Don’t gallop or you’ll ruin them. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6219 That helps him tell left from right. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6220 Are these too much for the Chritmas rodeo? 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6221 I suppose now you want to canter into town to show off those new shoes. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6222 You're gonna need prettier shoes if you want to ride me, Cowboy. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6223 Now,walk a mile in my shoes and then... 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6224 Choo! Jimmy! 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6225 I just thought you would like a little glam for tomorrow's rodeo. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6226 All the fillies in Dallas are wearing them. 1.1667 0.04868 66 58 6 2
6227 Trouble with the blacksmith, eh? 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6228 These gender reveal parties are getting ridiculous. 1.1667 0.01527 66 58 8 0
6229 I was hoping you'd consider a bit more rhinestone. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6230 Can you help me get these off? I bit off more than I could shoe 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6231 They’re the latest Jimmy Choo’s 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6232 This is not my first rodeo 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6233 This was a mismatch from the start! 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6234 Alternative sports on ESPN have created a horseshoe shortage. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6235 Thank you, Unicorn Cowboy, for the magical rainbow shoes. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6236 But they've gotten it wrong. It's a horse of a different color SHOES. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6237 You know those penny loafers you have in the back of your closet? 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6238 I told you it was a bad idea to play horseshoes with your horseshoes. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6239 What do you think, the pink ones or the blue ones? 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6240 I’m just saying the blacksmith had issues.” 1.1667 0.04087 66 56 10 0
6241 Next time don't schedule my shoes during fashion week. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6242 I couldn't make up my mind. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6243 Honey, the horse went out again! 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6244 So, I can take the red ones but lay off of the blue ones - yep, I get it. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6245 I know but that was what was in the box from Amazon 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6246 They're supposed to match MY eyes, not yours! 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6247 Yeah...about your precious Zappos discount, Hoss.... 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6248 So Filly, are we doing two step or four step? 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6249 I hate it when you're wearing cooler shoes than mine! Dang... 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6250 These are the best you can do because of the pandemic? 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6251 I see you’re voting Independent. 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
6252 ``Sorry, Pops. The horse has left the barn.'' 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6253 Brand new, color-coordinated and shined and you want to go play in he mud? 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6254 Red, on the other hand, was my mother’s favorite color. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6255 I really don't think anyone will notice my sensible shoes if you insist on wearing that...symbol? 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6256 Well my hooves do get cold at night. 1.1667 0.04087 66 56 10 0
6257 My oh my. Shoes of a different color! 1.1667 0.04868 66 58 6 2
6258 They're for a gender reveal party. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6259 They’re just jealous. Tell them you’re fully aware that they don’t match.” 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6260 It was buy one pair get one free 1.1667 0.04087 66 56 10 0
6261 I might be a Quarter Horse but I'm 100% fly. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6262 You ride me? 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6263 No, I didn’t know it was hard to find Manolo Blahniks in EEE. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6264 'What's next? Lipstick and a visit to a hairdresser?' 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6265 Red for galloping, teal for trotting, so you see, I can't canter without lavender ones, Larry. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6266 I see you’re all ready for the carnival. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6267 I'm a talking horse and yet me wearing shoes is weird.... 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6268 Wait 'til you see the necklace 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6269 They cost twice as much as a regular pair, but I think it’s worth it. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6270 Go...stop, go...stop, go...stop 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
6271 It was buy one pair, get one pair free. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6272 One pair is never enough. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6273 So... I want to be tall in the saddle. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6274 What’s the big deal? Your gloves never match your boots. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6275 This is a weird birthday present! 1.1667 0.03470 66 58 7 1
6276 My stylist says the well-shod horse wears red for power, blue for calm. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6277 I'm working through some gender identity issues at the moment. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6278 6 feet tom 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6279 Ride a mile in these Louboutins. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6280 OK,agreed. Before we hit the trail,I'll ditch the shoes,but that hat has got to go too. 1.1667 0.04087 66 59 7 0
6281 I had a feeling that calling you Imelda would cause trouble! 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
6282 I see that you are ready for the NBA Bubble season. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6283 Quarantine is over...I am going dancing. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6284 It’s called power clashing, Rick. All the foals are wearing it. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6285 They didn’t have four blue ones in the right size. 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
6286 I won't laugh at your shoes if you don't laugh at my hat! 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6287 See what happens when you shop at DesignerBlacksmith.com? 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6288 Well, I like them. You’re such a naysayer. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6289 Very nice, but are you sure you have them on the right feet? 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6290 Stop the nonsense. Those Air Secretariats will not help you run faster. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6291 The smith said the blue ones compliment my eyes, but I’ve always wanted red shoes. 1.1667 0.04363 66 57 8 1
6292 But you promised me the hat if I just changed my shoes! 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6293 Well, you should've told me to go to the blacksmith's. I just thought Shoes-R-Us knew what they were doing. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6294 You haven't heard of Streetwear? 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6295 You’re right, that did change my perspective. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6296 You said, `Put on some shoes, we're going dancing.' 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6297 How am I going to play horseshoes with those? 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
6298 They’re close, so it counts, like with grenades 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6299 Admit it. They look better on me. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6300 Okay, let me guess. Elvis Presley back-foots the Pope. 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
6301 Berluti. 1.1667 0.04363 66 57 8 1
6302 It looks weird doesn't it? I know I should have gone for yellow. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6303 It's easy, red for stop, green for go. 1.1667 0.04363 66 57 8 1
6304 You’re so old-fashioned! They’re trending! 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6305 You're gonna have to get used to it. Hop on if you want, but we're going where I want to go. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6306 I asked for Gucci. 1.1667 0.04623 66 57 8 1
6307 Looks like that hat and shoe sales guy did it to us again. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6308 That dude who was here last week, Manolo Something, said that everybody in New York is wearing two different-colored pairs this season. 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
6309 I don’t think my hat will fit you 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6310 Well, I'm not wearing your shoes now. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6311 These are nice, but I really prefer something more nailed to my feet. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6312 Look, I haven’t been to the saloon in four months either. 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
6313 Well, I FEEL silly. I guess it's what happens when you get dressed in the dark. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6314 Store closing. Everything must go. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6315 Sorry, we need to stay six feet apart! 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6316 Get your own prancing shoes. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6317 Don't listen to those others guys in the corral Ed, they're just jealous. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6318 I’m dyslexic. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6319 This is the worst gender reveal party I’ve ever been to. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6320 Oh, I'm in charge of the foal's gender-reveal party. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6321 Whaddya think? Too matchy-matchy? 1.1667 0.06326 66 59 3 4
6322 At least, pull your socks up! 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6323 Okay, stop horsing around! 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
6324 Is that "neigh" as in no? 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6325 Who knew Brooks Brothers had an equine department? 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6326 I accept that you’re a Quarter Horse. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6327 ‘Rusty,if we are going to be running mates you have to wear all blue!’ 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6328 I've told you already, it's the same whether I tie your shoelaces or pound in the nails. 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
6329 When I said that you could get new HORSESHOES, I didn’t mean Jimmy Choos! 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
6330 They’re couture. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6331 My farrier is Dapper Dan, why? 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6332 Politically, I’m straddling the fence. 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
6333 What do you mean I’ll never be a pilot? 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6334 Business in the front, Republican Party in the back. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6335 'Clearly some Disney princess's horse' 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6336 I was told it was crazy hat day 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6337 The rodeo? I thought you said we were going to Rodeo Drive... 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6338 Designed by Warhol. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6339 It’s a party where they reveal the gender of - you know what, nevermind. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6340 We are in this together 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6341 Sorry for keeping you so long. I was in a hurry as you can see. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6342 Well, they’re both real nice but I have to say I prefer the pink on you. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6343 I couldn’t decide between red or blue so I picked both - what do you think ? 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6344 They were on sale buy one get the second half off. 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
6345 Honey, their fabulous. But what if there's dancing? 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6346 I thought I’d try out a new look. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6347 Okay, we’ll try it one more time. It goes back-left, back-left, back-left, back-left... 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6348 The school year is going to be virtual so... 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6349 I wear them for good luck 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6350 Be honest: Am I too long in the tooth to pull these off? 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6351 Hey, so you're the Central Park Buggy Union guy...lemee guess...born and bred in SOHO right?? 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6352 They can only see my front legs in meetings. You should hear about what the other guys are wearing, it’s chaos. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6353 This the weirdest gender reveal party I’ve been to. 1.1667 0.02717 66 57 9 0
6354 Yeezee, get it together! 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6355 So this gender reveal means twins !!!! 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6356 Gender reveal party...twins. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6357 Now listen, it’s not that I didn’t enjoy nails in my hooves... 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6358 Get off your high, horse. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6359 Happy trails come from happy hooves 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6360 These gender reveal parties are getting out of control. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6361 neigh! ain't matching your saddle 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6362 Today was supposed to be casual Friday! 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6363 Gotta add blacksmithing to my quarantine goals 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6364 When I am face to face with my work schedule... 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6365 It’s in case the bathrooms here are not gender inclusive 1.1667 0.05102 66 58 6 2
6366 I guess you can’t lead a horse to water OR to good taste in fashion 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
6367 The front pair are my Midnight Cowboy formal evening wear. The back ones are my Brokeback Mountain casual get togethers. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6368 Don't look at me. The amazon delivery guy was color-blind. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6369 „So much for „horse sense“! 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6370 What are you doing here, it’s Sunday 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6371 It's 5:00 somewhere. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6372 ‘I was following this yellow brick road, ...’ 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6373 That’s the last time we’re using that farrier 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6374 Rocinante in 2020 1.1667 0.04868 66 58 6 2
6375 Well big guy, do they make you happy? 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6376 Desperado came to his senses. His horse did not. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6377 I’m not looking at your mouth, I’m looking at your shoes. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6378 So, are we going to prance or what? 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6379 What? You told them to put on my best shoes 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6380 I thought you said we were starting casual fridays! 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6381 The buy-one-get-one half-off sale was too good to pass. Unfortunately, they run out of my favorite pair. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6382 What else was I supposed to do in social quarantine? 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6383 Yes, you are definitely color blind! 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6384 Listen Jolly Jumper : This Covid killed everyone. I have the responsibility to repopulate the planet, ok ? It will be a lovely Centaur. 1.1667 0.03470 66 58 7 1
6385 Gender reveal parties get stranger and stranger! 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6386 I already told you, I’m working through some things right now 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6387 Is it a horse? Of course, of course. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6388 Aren't they great? The fairy-er was just here." #GayPrid 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6389 Look, I'm tired, ok? And I just don't want to walk a mile in your shoes. Can I get on now? 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6390 I knew using a farrier from the City was a bad idea. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6391 Well, on the other hand now we can play horseshoe by teams 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6392 These aren’t Cha-Cha heels! 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6393 Don’t look at me like that Ed. All pairs of dress shoes were 99% of retail price. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6394 So as I was saying, gender is a performance, Jack 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
6395 Walking in someone else's shoes was a fabulous idea.. but I don't know how to get these off now 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6396 I see someone’s been online shopping... 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6397 That hat simply doesn’t match, Tom. 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6398 Sorry. I thought the invitation said casual dress. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6399 What? I asked the farrier for the 3 C’s in shoes. Cute, Colorful, Comfortable. 1.1667 0.04363 66 57 8 1
6400 You couldn’t even dress up for Christmas in July? 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6401 I've got two pairs just like 'em at home. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6402 You've never heard of horse shoes? 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6403 I'm a VSCFOAL now. 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
6404 Now that’s two shoes of a different color 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6405 #Fluevog delivers? 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6406 Aw, c’mon, I’m just horsin’ around... 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6407 Idk but the polls said, "Republicans on the back foot, democrats on the front". 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
6408 You said to get ready for a long journey, John. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6409 Exchange them for skates😆 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6410 You do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around... 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6411 I cant believe they had my size...and in more than one color! 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6412 One foot, two foot, red foot, blue foot? Hmmmm, was it foot? 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6413 Steve and Shirley Jenkins really misunderstood their role on the dude ranch. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6414 I wasn’t expecting you back until later, Jim. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6415 I see the CM, but where’s the YK? 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6416 - My farrier came out. 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
6417 Actually, Earl, gender reveal parties honor only a binary view of identity. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6418 Harold, we’re not doing zoom meetings anymore. I can see your ridiculous outfit. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6419 Yeah well your hat is big 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6420 It was the deal of the day bruh 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
6421 Ridiculous, a pork pie hat would be better in this heat 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6422 Fashion in phase 2, Kevin, is getting hotter 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6423 They’re called pumps, Todd, and they’re already nailed to my feet, so we’re both gonna have to live with them. 1.1667 0.03116 66 57 9 0
6424 Ok, do I look skinnier in the green flats or red pumps? 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6425 Christmas in July,” your wife said. “Dress for Christmas in July 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6426 This is not my first rodeo...so, stop lecturing me about what shoes I should wear. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6427 Can't a horse wear Crocs around here anymore without people staring? 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6428 Quit changing the subject bill, we really need to talk about your comedically oversized hat problem 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6429 I thought we were going tap dance. My bad. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6430 I sure am glad we finally used that Bloomingdale’s gift card. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6431 No way I am riding you to the old town road like that 1.1667 0.05946 66 58 5 3
6432 We’re close...but I guess this is one of the two situations where that counts. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6433 Ain't nothing new but the shoes 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6434 Bessy, I think you’re colorblind. 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6435 I said port to the left, starboard to the right 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6436 : “I’m doing my best to fight gender norms, but my feet are killing me.” 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6437 Don’t say anything about my shoes, you don’t hear me saying anything about your stupid hat 1.1667 0.05540 66 57 7 2
6438 They’re out of stock 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6439 Work on the front, party in the back.. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6440 I thought I’d try something different. What do you think? 1.1667 0.04623 66 55 11 0
6441 They’re yeezys 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6442 They recommend putting yourself in others' shoes but I think I got the wrong ones 1.1642 0.04033 67 57 10 0
6443 It's close, it has to count. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
6444 If you think our shoes are lucky check these. 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
6445 I can now do the two step. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
6446 You've been on Etsy again, I think. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
6447 Do you like the blue or the red in front? 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
6448 And I’m going to need your hat 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
6449 Larry, don’t you know horses don’t see color? 1.1642 0.04033 67 57 10 0
6450 You should've said you wanted to play horseshoes. 1.1636 0.06749 55 49 3 3
6451 Why are you asking about my personal pronoun? 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
6452 I'm still working on my gender identity. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
6453 They/Them/Theirs. 1.1618 0.03981 68 58 10 0
6454 Horse froze, his eyes going wide. Ranch-hand Julie had finally caught him sneaking out to a raver… 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6455 At a certain point, you have to realise - you make your own luck. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6456 #woke 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
6457 I'm a slippery stud, but not footloose and fancy-free. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
6458 Your filly is chilly because you’re not dilly. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6459 I asked for taps. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6460 Elmer, Cletus, I know that's you two in there... 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
6461 The blacksmith had a 2 for 1 sale. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
6462 It was hard to find a pair that matched 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6463 When you said I needed shoeing you didn’t say they had to be matching pairs! 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6464 Technically, I'm not male or female. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6465 I actually forgot to put on the add a request for a non color blind pantomime partner. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6466 You're making finding a matching purse nigh impossible! 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6467 I remind you too much of your wife?” 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6468 ...but all my friends are wearing high heals! 1.1562 0.04295 64 56 7 1
6469 Who in the world taught you how to play? 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6470 How can I buy you a coat if your shoes don't match? 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6471 Don't laugh. My mom bought this hat. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6472 You must be the gelding. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6473 Quit complaining. They were on sale. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6474 Well that explains the kids' strangely even footprints. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6475 You are NOT going on the cattle drive wearing those, twinkle toes. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6476 A straw hat would be more to my taste. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
6477 These are great for the corral, but I'd like to talk to you about some running shoes. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
6478 I promise your next pairs will be Air Jordans. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6479 I said we're going to a frock shop, not a sock hop. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6480 How do I know where Tonto is? 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6481 Because there wasn't a horseshoe app before. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6482 What part of 'shoes' didn't you understand? 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6483 But last week, when they were all the same color, you said I looked ridiculous. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6484 Be grateful ... you know my children go barefoot! 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6485 It's true that I understand you better, but we're not going to get much work done. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
6486 Those had better not be my Mephistos. 1.1562 0.05984 64 57 4 3
6487 Quit horsing around! Do the Moonwalk. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6488 Perfect. We'll be running you in the flats. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
6489 I don't care, I like this hat! 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6490 OK, your next stop is at the dude ranch, then on to the circus. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6491 You've been shopping on Rodeo Drive, again, haven't you? 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6492 I asked for a ferrier. You called Jimmy Choo. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6493 I'm sorry, Fred, I can't dance without the golden saddle 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6494 It's a colorblindness test. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6495 Bill said you were looking for a horse with different shoe colors. 1.1562 0.05984 64 57 4 3
6496 I’m color blind Muffin, so you go with whatever pair turns you on. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
6497 I refuse to be defined by your narrow binary view of sexuality. 1.1562 0.05984 64 57 4 3
6498 "I TOLD you to stay six feet away!" 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6499 That is not funny! If you didn't want to go downtown, you should have said so! 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6500 You know with my hoof size it's murder to find even a matching pair let alone four 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
6501 And I wind up pleasing no one. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6502 So your COVID-19 antibody is positive? 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6503 Ride share in these shoes? Cowboy, I think you should get a mask and be the alone ranger. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6504 I know you're all saddled up, but truthfully I think it's just too damn hot to go out on the range today. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6505 I understand now why our lease said no pets. 1.1562 0.05984 64 57 4 3
6506 Nose! Hips! Tail! Hooves! Nose! Hips...oh, forget it. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6507 Hey, scarpe diem. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6508 Nice! Dolce & Gabbana? 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6509 Nope, right shoes, wrong saddle. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6510 What ? I couldn’t find matching pairs ! 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6511 Now nobody is going to notice my new horseshoes. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6512 Well they're in front, first and foremost, as I am obviously closer to a donkey than whatever that big trunked freak is! 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6513 We're not in Kansas or Memphis anymore. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6514 The farrier started drinking again. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6515 I said we are going to the rodeo not the disco! For crying out loud Jasper, are you trying to embarrass me?” “Geez, take it easy there cowboy. I’m just horsing around. 1.1562 0.05984 64 57 4 3
6516 Well yes, it's a bit more clippity and a bit less clop 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
6517 What do you want me to say, Burt? There's a pandemic. The economy is in free fall and my only silver lining is a proliferation of BOGO at the shoe store and an increased willingness for equine consumers. Glass castles, Burt. You're now an alcoholic. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6518 I think it's time for me to start seeing other people. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6519 Huh? I don't see colors the way you do. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6520 Apparently, unisex means "For unicorns only". 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
6521 Stop pouting. Envy doesn't suit you. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
6522 On sale. Two pair for the price of one. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
6523 Then he said to me 'just click your heels three times together...' 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
6524 Others like to get a head start on their Christmas decorating. What do you think of my hoof start? 1.1562 0.05984 64 57 4 3
6525 I don't give a damn if the Pope wears them! I paid good money for your classic horseshoes. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6526 Tell me, what is this horse shit all about?” Don Dechman. Austin T 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
6527 You been hangin' around that stud farm again? 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6528 Since you put a dressage saddle on me, I thought I'd look the part. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6529 cf. Prancing Horse 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6530 Let's go to the hop! 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6531 Elvis up front, Madonna in the back. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6532 They're perfect. The blue brings out the color of your eyes in front, and in back, the red brings out the color of ... uh 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6533 I got them on clearance because they don't match. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6534 I figured having them all the same color would look odd. What do you think? 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6535 Unless I look positively chic these days, I simply can’t get out of the barn! 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6536 Be honest. Which goes better with my saddlebag? 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6537 Two pair beats one-of-a kind, every time. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6538 Neutered, right? 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6539 Sorry li’l pardner. We had to order you shoes on Zappos, on account of the quarantine. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
6540 Now, don’t tell me you prefer those vegan metal horseshoes over leather loafers. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6541 Not shoes - it's mismatched socks day! 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6542 Is this socially distant enough? 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6543 Look, Champ, you know how protesters are treated these days... 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6544 You're right, the aqua colored shoes complement your blue eyes. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6545 OK. Final offer. The shoes and the saddle for the hat and the scarf. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6546 I'd go with the fuchsia - aqua is so five minutes ago 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6547 We DID have a date tonight, didn’t we? 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6548 Horseshoes don't feel as comfortable and these were on sale, so... 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6549 Does this saddle make me look fat? 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6550 Thank you. It really is safer for you to go to work." 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
6551 Click three with the reds and two with the blues if you want to win the Preakness too. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6552 “Her shoes.” 1.1562 0.03317 64 57 6 1
6553 Someone pooped in your closet. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6554 Ferrier’s day off. 1.1562 0.03672 64 55 9 0
6555 Those Queer Eye guys were nice but I don't think this is really my style 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6556 did you forget that you’ve been shoed ? 1.1562 0.03996 64 55 9 0
6557 My pronouns are neigh/neighr. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6558 The shoes fit alright, I don’t like wing tips. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6559 He said neigh to every other pair. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6560 Geez, you’ll get your shoes back! So, do you want to see the gender reveal or not?! 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
6561 Kitten heels are in this season 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6562 It said if you buy one pair, you get a second pair for just an added fee. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6563 Now what can you show me in a kitten heel that shouts, “Take me seriously?” 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
6564 And who thought going holly wood was a great idea 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6565 It's a horseshoe upgrade 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6566 Sheriff: "I'll let you off with a warning this time. But if you want to play the politically correct horse, you might want to get the shade of blue accurate." 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6567 Your farrier has gone too far this time. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6568 Loafers? We won’t make Laramie. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
6569 This is what a Democratic rodeo is today 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6570 I don't care who whispered it, I don't like either color on you. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6571 And two deserving horses received a free pair. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6572 Does your neigh mean you won’t wear a mask? 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6573 This is the last time I trust a furrier name Tom McAn. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
6574 Nike had a sale. 1.1562 0.05984 64 57 4 3
6575 I just came from a fraternal foals party. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6576 That way Silver, they'l think we were two without a horse. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6577 If you really want to understand what its like to own the ranch, you have got to walk a mile in our shoes." 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6578 Why can I pick my shoes like you do? 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6579 So you're not actually a farrier. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6580 You need some socks... 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6581 You’re lucky I can talk—otherwise they’d never believe that your wife and daughter have just “been in costume” these last three months. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
6582 no no no, it's right foot up, left foot, slide. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6583 It's not what you think! 1.1562 0.05984 64 57 4 3
6584 You don’t like? 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6585 The English Saddle and the turquoise shoes will wow the gang back in Tombstone. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6586 It's after Labor Day. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6587 If you think I'm taking you to the cowboy formal ball in those.....you're off your feed! 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6588 How do we work this out with social distancing? 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6589 I'm just undecided about my gender 1.1562 0.03672 64 55 9 0
6590 You should never buy shoes on the internet! 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6591 Our ranch welcomes Equusqueer. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6592 I told you never to put the pink ones on the heavy end. The arches can't carry your haunches. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
6593 Are the red shoes Jimmy Choos and the blue shoes Molono Blahnik? 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
6594 Please pull up your bandana & 6' social distancing, please. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6595 Hand-seen Italian loafers? You’re in Texas; wear your boots! 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6596 It you do what I ask you, I'll take off my hat 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6597 Nike is targeting a new demographic and I'm in a focus group. Should the green ones be front or back? 1.1562 0.05984 64 57 4 3
6598 My pronouns are they and them. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6599 I beg to differ. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6600 They're Italian. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6601 What? You guys wear cowboy books and I'm stuck with these old shoes! 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6602 You couldn't find two pairs in the same color? 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
6603 It’s all about accessorizing 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6604 It’s one of those gender reveal parties. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
6605 If you let me borrow your shoes, I will lend you mine... 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6606 Sure they're pretty, but you wouldn't believe how long it takes me to shave my legs. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6607 Eyes up here! 1.1562 0.04295 64 56 7 1
6608 I guess that’s what you get from a color blind blacksmith 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6609 You wanted them tapped, right? 1.1562 0.05984 64 57 4 3
6610 you’re a sneaker head now, too? 1.1562 0.05984 64 57 4 3
6611 These are my racing, colors, idiot! Bring my van over, we're heading for Churchill Downs! 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6612 And you think my hat is too tall? 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6613 Can I meet your blacksmith? 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6614 They paired us for a reason, dude. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6615 You were told to stay out of your mother’s closet! 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6616 I'm changing my pronoun. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6617 Hey, pal, they thought I was kinda cute in Dodge. 1.1562 0.03672 64 55 9 0
6618 I've been through the desert on a horse with no name but I've never seen horseshoes so bright and modern 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
6619 They don’t come in yellow? 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
6620 No matter what I say I'll be wrong. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6621 It's Jimmy Choo's two-toned prairie shoes. Green for my eyes, red for your ass. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6622 My blacksmith is still in quarantine, but guess what I bought on Amazon. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
6623 So? You know how gender is fluid, right? 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
6624 They're my new "work from home" shoes... 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6625 I figured out Amazon Prime during quarantine. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6626 ''With the pandemic and all, this is the best we can do. Suck it up.'' 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6627 No, I don’t think I have a blanket that will match your shoes. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6628 I suppose you’ll be bucking for a game of HORSE! 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6629 Oh yeah? Maybe you’re all saddle no cattle.” 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6630 You have to take what you can get during the sickness plague. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6631 Nu? So what was wrong with the blue ones? 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6632 He used to be fashion designer but decided to give it up for the simpler life here as the town's blacksmith. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6633 Okay, my hat maker is no farrier. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
6634 Yes but it doesn’t mean I’m gay. 1.1562 0.05984 64 57 4 3
6635 I'm following my inner moonlight. 1.1562 0.05984 64 57 4 3
6636 Or do you think it’s more flattering the other way around? Pink in front? 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6637 How else could I ride high in the saddle! 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6638 RAINBOW SHOES? REALLY? 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
6639 I think I need further discussion with my farrier. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6640 I thought you said starboard was blue and port was red. How the heck am I supposed to walk? 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6641 Too matchie matchie! 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6642 Ummmm...... are you going to a party horse? 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6643 No way we're going dancing again! Our last dance was bone crushing! 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6644 I’ve decided I want to be a show horse. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6645 Okay, the 10 gallon hat still takes the cake. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6646 We’ll be in Amarillo by mornin if we can make a quick stop at Shoe Carnival. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6647 Those were cheaper online. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
6648 Harry, darling, those heel spurs won't do anything for your figure! 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
6649 Well I’ll be... the farrier is really stepping it up! 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6650 For obvious reasons I always try to avoid really expensive shoes 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
6651 I told you horseshoes is really just a gam...never mind. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6652 So that would explain that dang clippity-cloppin' when Pete and Baldy were makin' breakfast. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6653 Oh really? Well I think someone wearing a hat that bad shouldn’t be criticizing anyone’s choice in shoes 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
6654 You need English riding boots to go with that English saddle 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6655 While I appreciate these trendy loafers, what I really wanted were cowboy boots. 1.1562 0.05984 64 57 4 3
6656 Yeah, I changed them when I changed over from tap to soft shoe. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6657 I wanted whatever saddle you chose to match my pumps. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6658 Identity crises? I’ve had it up to here with your antics. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6659 Preferred pronouns: He/Him/Hay 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
6660 Now...everything’s politicized. 1.1562 0.02459 64 56 8 0
6661 Shame on you! You went to NIKE after all these years. 1.1562 0.05984 64 57 4 3
6662 I thought maybe we could sashay off into the sunset. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
6663 I wasn't sure which shoes the saddle is supposed to match. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6664 Sometimes one has to be more specific. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6665 I know Bucky. But your new farrier used to work on Broadway. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6666 When I said you were getting "sold," I didn't mean new shoes. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6667 In all honesty, I prefer blue suede. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6668 Our new blacksmith said that if I didn't like them I could bring them back. 1.1562 0.05984 64 57 4 3
6669 Is this what you wanted? You said horseshoes. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6670 They're not shoes. They're little tiny race cars. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
6671 Does this mean we’re going dancing? 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6672 My hat will get me up there! 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6673 You should know that I don’t ride side saddle 1.1562 0.05984 64 57 4 3
6674 I'll call you when I think I want your fashion advice. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6675 I just don’t think wingtips are for you, Pegasus. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6676 I hope he doesn’t notice. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6677 They do match my eyes. 1.1562 0.05984 64 57 4 3
6678 A hat like that and you wanna make fun of my shoes? 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6679 As if your socks always match. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6680 You get the cool shoes. I get the hat. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6681 They were the last two pairs of shoes on sale. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6682 Sorry buddy, quarantined and can't get to the horseshoe store, plus Vet said much easier on the ole knees. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6683 They were out of the steel ones 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6684 Every week I put on this ridiculous hat and enter this stupid cartoon contest and never ever win. So, come on Sir Gelding, what do I care about your multi-colored shoes? 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6685 Now is a fine time to tell me you are Not gender confused. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6686 Matching shoes are highly overrated. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6687 Seriously, Trigger, you don't need a hat to complete your ensemble. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6688 No, I will not order you two pairs of stilettos” 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6689 You seem new at this cowboy Donald 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6690 Sure. Why not? I’m cool with having a being bi-sexual horse” 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
6691 OK, but your still going to have to take them off before Buck will let you in his house. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6692 You must put on cowboy boots for the parade 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6693 So that's it--you're non-binary. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6694 We needed a little color in our lives. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6695 Socks keep disappearing in the dryer. That's the only two sets I could find so stop nagging me! Anita Barlow Edmond, Oklahoma 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
6696 Green is to go - red is to stop. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6697 Got back from my gender reveal party. 1.1562 0.05984 64 57 4 3
6698 Category is...this ain't my first time at the rodeo. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
6699 I think boots, would be a more appropriate for our evening jaunt! 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6700 So, you’re gonna trot a mile in my shoes. . . 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6701 Are you kidding? This corral is better than 'okay'. Heck, it's downright fabulous. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6702 It's you! It's YOU! It's DEFINITELY YOU! 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6703 They call me "Moira. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6704 I know the saddle doesn't match, but neither do the shoes 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6705 The other shoes were very tight; these are more comfortable,and stylish. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6706 I wish my mom would let me duel an other person. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
6707 One or two days without the clippity clop and you'll have forgotten all about it. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6708 They were out of the silvery ones in your size. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6709 What's that Lassie, you've learned to throw your voice? 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6710 I had to borrow these while mine are at the cobbler. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
6711 I'd rather just loafer round here the rest of the day. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6712 You can keep your hat. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6713 Why only 2 blue suede shoes? 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6714 I'm not going on the roundup, I've been improperly shoed. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6715 Ruby red slippers or blue suede shoes? 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6716 Sorry, Old Paint, this town just doesn't have that kind of blacksmith. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6717 Roses are red 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
6718 Guess we should stop by the Western Outlet 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
6719 Would you please take off that silly hat? 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6720 Horse slipper, horse shoes, not house slippers! 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6721 They accentuate my sashay. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6722 What? I needed new ones...The old ones were so tacky! 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6723 I like the effort but this isn't really how the game is played 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6724 The cows know they’re suede, and they will NOT stay off the blue ones... 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6725 All I need is a shirt, and pants, maybe a dress, and I can go on Broadway. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6726 Then I said, “Do you feel lucky, punk?” 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6727 Trail mix? 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6728 It´s time to update that old "Clipety-clop" of yesterdays westerns, don´t you think? 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6729 I don't care if you call them saddle oxfords, I still refuse to wear them in public. 1.1562 0.04575 64 56 7 1
6730 What are the best shoes to wear for stealth purposes? 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6731 If this is your idea of a political statement, I'm not amused. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
6732 Who cares what you think? Those rodeo boys are in town. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6733 They didn't have green for your hind hoofs. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6734 Enchanted by his new 10 gallon hat, Lawrence looked the gift horse in the mouth 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6735 The horseshoes work pretty well, thank you. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6736 Blacksmithing is all new. First, you got a nail trim, then new shoes. 1.1562 0.04295 64 56 7 1
6737 Are you absolutely sure that you want blue to be the first over the finish line? 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
6738 I can see you are interested in patriotism. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6739 Well if the shoe fits...” 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6740 Sorry, Sir, but I’m just too hot to trot! 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6741 We're trying something new, called dressage. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6742 By the time I got through the hat sale, they were all out of shoes 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6743 This is not what I meant when I said that I wanted to play horseshoes... 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6744 Don't change the subject. Now, about that hat... 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6745 What color should I dye the mane? 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6746 I’m telling you, the h@t does not go 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6747 Where dem hooves at? 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
6748 They both were throwing these at each other...so l took’em! 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6749 Do you think they’ll let us into Dallas Fashion Week? 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6750 I know , I should just take the saddle, I got carried away. 1.1562 0.03672 64 55 9 0
6751 Today's Wednesday, not casual Friday. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6752 At least it's a dry heat. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6753 I dress by mood. 1.1562 0.05984 64 57 4 3
6754 Am I a pretty girl? 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6755 I thought we're supposed to be cowboys 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6756 Political loafers, I’m just being literal not liberal 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6757 It’s for TikTok. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
6758 suppose its time to come clean about the rodeo clowns 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
6759 You don’t wear pants on zoom, so I’m wearing these 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6760 sorry, it’s just that this is the first chance i’ve had to dress up in months... 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6761 Jerry, I think it’s time you try farmers only dot com. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6762 What? You said go ahead and get the mules 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6763 Those Instagram ads really know how to target you! 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6764 What? Sarah Jessica Parker did it! 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6765 You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky? ' Well, do ya, punk? 1.1562 0.05984 64 57 4 3
6766 All the foals are doing it. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6767 That better be lucky 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6768 1821 can't get here fast enough. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6769 I don’t get to leave the house much these days, I have to take advantage of my opportunities 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6770 The ad did say fierce horse. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
6771 Don’t be so uptight, Bob ... in this day and age colors aren’t gender specific. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6772 Are these vegan? 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6773 Let me guess - business up front; party in the back... 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6774 You’re such an attention horse! 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
6775 The Amazon reviews said all-terrain 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6776 Zappos BOGO! 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6777 What? Ever heard of change management courses? 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6778 No, social distancing doesn't mean I have to stop being fashionable. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6779 Let's go talk to that new blacksmith 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6780 It’s time to make up your mind: either red or blue! 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
6781 Now whose the ridiculous one now?? No cap 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6782 My blind spot is behind me. 1.1562 0.05984 64 57 4 3
6783 The sign said “2 pairs for $35 only!” 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6784 I’m not so sure about that new farrier of yours. 1.1562 0.05984 64 57 4 3
6785 Please officer, I was on my way to a gender reveal. . 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6786 Don’t get me wrong, those are cute, but between the pink and the blues...I’d suggest just reigning it in a bit 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
6787 This is what you meant by “free range”, right? 1.1562 0.05984 64 57 4 3
6788 If you think this is hard, try carrying you around 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6789 You only led me to these loafers. Putting them on is MY choice. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
6790 You look different than your Tinder profile. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6791 I know these shoes were a risky choice, but not as risky as that hat, Dave 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6792 I’m definitely a shoe-in for the next race. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
6793 Yes, my hat is the problem 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6794 Damn it Mr.Ed you have a zoom call in 5 minutes could you please go put on some pants!!” “Oh Wilbur! 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
6795 I'll simply die if I show up to the cattle rustling overdressed again. So whaddya think--pumps or flats? 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6796 I have transcended the gender binary. 1.1562 0.05984 64 57 4 3
6797 Sorry, old partner, but the corral is no longer O.K. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6798 I thought some color was needed in all this gray. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6799 C’mon you know I’m not a runner or a jumper... I’m a strutter through and through. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
6800 Haven't had a mani-pedi in so long, I had to hide my feet!. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6801 I actually like to do to party in the front and business in the back. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6802 What? I’m trotting my stuff. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6803 I just like these shoes better. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6804 I don’t know when I can go out again. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6805 Do you think these new shoes make me look fat? . 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6806 Neigh, I am they. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6807 I’ve been watching a lot of telly these days 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6808 'Fuck gender, its equality' 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6809 When a man walks into a barn 1.1562 0.05984 64 57 4 3
6810 ‘Like you said, maybe the aquamarine is a little too fashion-forward” 1.1562 0.06385 64 58 2 4
6811 yes jerry, i know, my socks are mismatched. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6812 Nothings changed. You can still take a horse to water but can't make it drink. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
6813 Is loss of vision a coronavirus symptom? Maybe you should work from someone else’s home. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6814 OMG.. I'm having twins? 😮 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6815 Evidently the new Farrier used to work in show business 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6816 When I said, that America dream turned into traveling circus, I meant the other thing, Bolivar. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
6817 Don’t worry, they can’t see them on the Zoom calls 1.1562 0.04295 64 56 7 1
6818 You’ll never corral my sartorial flair. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6819 Cowboy hat? On a ranch? Groundbreaking. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6820 What? DSW had a sale! 1.1562 0.05984 64 57 4 3
6821 I’m running for mare and need to look professional. 1.1562 0.05984 64 57 4 3
6822 Casual-formal, right? 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6823 The shoes? I am headed to the Christmas dance. 1.1562 0.05984 64 57 4 3
6824 I know they’re no longer lucky, Al, but I think they go great with my saddle. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6825 Horsey, based on the abundance of color, I don’t think we’re in Kansas anymore 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6826 The spurs are enough for preventing you from catching Covid-19, pal, but ok... 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6827 This is what you look like when you wear Crocs 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6828 Do you wanna be in my shoes? Pink or green..? 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6829 Is it right to left or front to back? 1.1562 0.05984 64 57 4 3
6830 So these will bring me luck? 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6831 Thanks, but I meant a *peach* cobbler. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6832 The usual ones were made in China. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6833 You've got them on the wrong feet. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6834 They didn’t have four in the same color? 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6835 What? My neigh highs are on backorder. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6836 HAAAAY! 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
6837 I don’t think you can become America’s Next Nag Superstar by just wearing those 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6838 Bring on the dancing horses 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6839 Trigger, you're trying to trigger me again. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6840 Low miles and stabled on parquet. This was a Leslie Jordan trade-in. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6841 I'm not saying that I don't like the statement, it's just not right for the fair 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6842 Well the guy at the store said they were half off... 1.1562 0.05984 64 57 4 3
6843 I thought for a change, we would jog on off into the sunset. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6844 The queer eye folks are in Town 1.1562 0.05984 64 57 4 3
6845 Yeah look they say you’ve just gotta quarantine in this here patch for 14 days.....at least you’re allowed to still play golf 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6846 „You are wearing mismatched shoes.“ - „I want to have your problems.“ 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6847 Sharing is caring. 1.1562 0.05984 64 57 4 3
6848 Shoes are nice but you still can’t make me drink. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6849 I heard we are going to rodeo in New York. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6850 As far as I know it's more important to wear a mask! 1.1562 0.05984 64 57 4 3
6851 My farrier is rich 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6852 It is 2020, so why not? 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6853 Mr. Ford says you’re needed in wardrobe 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6854 So which one are ya? Good, Bad or Ugly? 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
6855 I got them at Zappos! Now you can mix and match. 1.1562 0.05984 64 57 4 3
6856 In quarantine, all bets are off, Frank - 🐴 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
6857 I even added a symbol and made it 16 characters long. Tell me how you did it. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
6858 You know what they say about horses with blue feet... 1.1538 0.05896 65 58 4 3
6859 My farrier is color agnostic. What’s up with your haberdasher? 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
6860 I thought you'd be pleased - I got rid of the high heels 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
6861 No, it is not the shape of my head. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
6862 Are you colorblind? 1.1538 0.05896 65 58 4 3
6863 They don't have to match, just go together. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
6864 I guess this is not the Wild West any longer. 1.1538 0.03941 65 56 9 0
6865 I think the red brings out the richness of your brown eyes best. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
6866 They were on a no horsing around sale 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
6867 I got them from Imelda Marcos' closet on eBay! 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
6868 I hope you used the new contactless credit card for that purchase. 1.1538 0.03941 65 56 9 0
6869 No, I said walk a mile in MY shoes, pardner! 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
6870 It’s my tribute to Texas becoming a purple state. 1.1538 0.06291 65 59 2 4
6871 How many times do I have to tell you to wear cleats when you kick that pigskin over the fence. 1.1538 0.02885 65 57 8 0
6872 Sorry, they didn’t have any in your size. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
6873 No. No cattle. Is that a problem? 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
6874 Despite you attractive, chic and colorful shoes, this is as far as I get during these days of social distancing. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
6875 What kind of yokel would say I’m well shod? I couldn’t possible be well shod until my farrier starts supplying Louboutins in quads! 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
6876 Basic black was just too boring 1.1538 0.05896 65 58 4 3
6877 Horseshoe my butt!! 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
6878 I can changed them if you prefer the spurs. I know you how like it rough. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
6879 Did you take off your costume yet? Hard to tell!!! 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
6880 When I said you needed new shoes, I meant shoeing, as in aluminum or steel, not Fluvogs! 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
6881 This is what you get when the farrier is social distancing. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
6882 I also do a mean schottische and tap. 1.1538 0.06291 65 59 2 4
6883 But how will Clyde know if it's a boy or a girl?" 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
6884 O. K. Who’s turn is it to be on top today. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
6885 So this ought to be one of the mor 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
6886 A conspiracy’s afoot. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
6887 Will you take me square dancing now? 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
6888 Nothing fancy, just low heels, but I love the look. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
6889 Hmm, I think the pink goes better with your saddle. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
6890 Whoa, Imelda! Are you sure you want to mix Hoka One Ones heavily cushioned for trail running with Nike ZoomX Vaporfly NEXTs that are the fastest shoe ever made? 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
6891 I was going for the "Carrie Bradshaw" look. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
6892 From the BOGO sale at the Blacksmiths. Why? 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
6893 "You're color blind 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
6894 No silly, these are my driving shoes. 1.1538 0.05896 65 58 4 3
6895 Well, do you want to hear what I think? Or do you want to hear what you want to hear? 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
6896 Practical or Night Out On The Town? You decide. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
6897 I guess I now have to refer to you as they or them. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
6898 What's this 'I just wanna be me' crap?! What happened to 'us', partner? 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
6899 Perhaps we should go with one color. They clash with my mane. 1.1538 0.04510 65 57 7 1
6900 At least I don't have o try matching my socks too. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
6901 Horsey likey!!!! 1.1538 0.05473 65 59 3 3
6902 Jumping Jehoshaphats. I said, ‘Shoe him for a rodeo exhibition and a cattle drive,’ not a cattle exhibition and Rodeo Drive. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
6903 Thought I told you to wear the lucky ones. 1.1538 0.04510 65 57 7 1
6904 Excuse me, but do you know your shoes don't match? 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
6905 I guess I should have been more concerned with "port" and "starboard," rather than "fore" and "aft." 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
6906 My farrier is fabulous. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
6907 Not with that silly hat. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
6908 Nice slippers, but what do you think of my hat? 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
6909 What is your preferred pronoun? 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
6910 These clash with my one-shoulder cocktrail dress. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
6911 Better alternate the colors so the Dems can't argue they came in first. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
6912 Well, I suppose we can say it was still dark when you put your shoes on. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
6913 How many times do I have to tell you those shoes aren’t serviceable. 1.1538 0.05896 65 58 4 3
6914 Mind if we stay off the main trail today? I got dressed in the dark this morning and I think I grabbed my wife’s sho 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
6915 I'm training for the old soft shoe rodeo. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
6916 My home isn't on the range anymore; it's on the walkway. 1.1538 0.05896 65 58 4 3
6917 Walk and trot, canter and gallop. It's the latest in horse racing shoes. 1.1538 0.05896 65 58 4 3
6918 Stop me if you’ve heard this one: A bartender walks into a corral... 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
6919 He’s not my usual blacksmith. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
6920 I don’t know how you people do it, all day long! 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
6921 I'm no one trick pony... I can square dance with the best of them! 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
6922 That's a great gender reveal for your twins! 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
6923 Mask up, buttercup 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
6924 Remember it counts if it's even close. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
6925 I thought I told you,Red,Right,Return. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
6926 I used to race, but now I do gender-reveal stomping." 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
6927 If selling my hedge fun and becoming a rancher was wrong, why does it feel so damn right? 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
6928 How many times do I have to tell you? Red is to port and green is to starboard. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
6929 Actually, these are my new saddle shoes. Why do you ask? 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
6930 I'd love me some Texas two-step! 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
6931 I just want to be like you,Poppy. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
6932 It's not my shoes, it's your hat! 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
6933 I've become an independent. 1.1538 0.05896 65 58 4 3
6934 No. Red on the right returning. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
6935 Now when they see me coming, they'll be able to tell my from from my back. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
6936 You ready NOW to go to old town road? 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
6937 No, I didn't get them mixed up, I have another set like that at home. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
6938 "It turns out almost doesn't count with horseshoes." 1.1538 0.05896 65 58 4 3
6939 Are you telling me that my wife has to wear the metal ones? 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
6940 My farrier is Italian 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
6941 It's definitely outre to be matchy-matchy 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
6942 Penny, the loper, wearing her favorite shoes. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
6943 Patriot, I got you red and blue shoes - but a white saddle is a lady's side-saddle. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
6944 Not bad in the snow, but sharp rocks are a problem. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
6945 Will you speak human now? 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
6946 Those aren't my shoes. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
6947 I don’t care what the other horses are wearing. Go change into your boots for our hike. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
6948 I just couldn’t neigh NO to both Jimmy Choo AND Louboutin! 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
6949 They're cheaper at Zappo's 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
6950 I said let's check out some colorful views, not colorful shoes 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
6951 I'm tellin' ya, Butch, that thar metrosexyul look just aint fittin'; even on a dude ranch. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
6952 It was buy one pair and get a second pair free. Limited selection. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
6953 Do you want to dance? 1.1538 0.05896 65 58 4 3
6954 I was on the fence. Then there was the gallop pole,which was tiring. Now let's leave it that blue is in front and red is behind. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
6955 I told that new ranch hand to take you to a blacksmith--not Ladysmith Black Mambazo! 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
6956 I thought it would behoove me to get new footwear” 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
6957 He's finally making an attempt to understand I'm gender fluid,but what is it he doesn't get about buying horse shoes? 1.1538 0.05896 65 58 4 3
6958 The other trainers are in quarantine. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
6959 Which best go with my saddle bag? 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
6960 You can pick the color, but remember to get a matching saddle. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
6961 Yea, these guys wanted to trade shoes. They said it was for a game or something. Don't worry though, these have a much higher resale value. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
6962 Honest to Goodness I didn't know if I was Arthur or Martha. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
6963 Have you tried the four step? 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
6964 “Ya wanna trade bling?“ 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
6965 It's not everyday you come across two saps needing equipment for a lawn game. 1.1538 0.03941 65 56 9 0
6966 My farrier reads fashion magazines." 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
6967 I thought I'd take up ballet 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
6968 Well, Bertha, those shoes look better on you than they do on her. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
6969 'Does this mean twins?' 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
6970 All four the same would be too matchy-matchy 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
6971 No, this is certainly not a rejection of how you self identify. These were the only ones they had 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
6972 My hat does not indicate a hoedown so take off your dancing shoes. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
6973 But they don't go with the cowboy theme Tucker! Let's save them for the party next weekend. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
6974 ‘’No, no hints. The gender reveal comes at the end of the trail.’ 1.1538 0.06372 52 46 4 2
6975 That's the last time I visit the Ferrier of Oz. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
6976 Gilt.com 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
6977 : I TOLD you not to go with that farrier! 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
6978 Don’t worry, this isn’t my first rodeo-themed gender reveal. 1.1538 0.05249 65 59 3 3
6979 You see Fred, not only I look fabulous but I’m sure we are winning something at this year’s fair! 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
6980 back already from that gender reveal party hu? 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
6981 Please stop using ‘he,’ Randy. I’ve told you before, my correct pronoun is ‘neigh.’ 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
6982 Looks like you’re out of luck. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
6983 Whaddya mean, they’re on the wrong feet? 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
6984 I guess my biggest regret is choosing the gender reveal party over the glue factory. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
6985 If only colored hooves could change the bland world 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
6986 I got a nice deal on ebay. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
6987 What? I wore a mask at the shoe store. 1.1538 0.05896 65 58 4 3
6988 And that’s when Barnaby knew he was going to kill Tex and steal his hat. 1.1538 0.05896 65 58 4 3
6989 Bert stared at his new horse and sighed. “I should have never moved out of the city.” 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
6990 Pictured Above: a day in the life of a 21st century influencer 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
6991 Jimmy Choo had a BOGO Sale 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
6992 You told me I could play with the mules. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
6993 Port and starboard dosen't quite work with four legs. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
6994 Yeah, them sneakers are reallll nice, but we still gotta go see the blacksmith tomorry fer yer new horseshoes. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
6995 We all hoped Bessy would make something of herself. 1.1538 0.05896 65 58 4 3
6996 You at least could’ve matched them 1.1538 0.05896 65 58 4 3
6997 I have a dream: to dance in these lovely shoes. 1.1538 0.05015 65 58 5 2
6998 I got you a pair too! Guess what color. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
6999 You know what, Jeb? This is the last time I try to keep it fresh for you. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
7000 . “Fancy Pants is so yesterday” 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
7001 I’m sorry, Champ, they hired you for a quadruplet gender reveal party 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
7002 Are you a republican or Democrat, I wasn't sure. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
7003 'I'm just sick of the gender binary, John" 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
7004 So...what’s she having?? 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
7005 Neither of those goes with fur 1.1538 0.05896 65 58 4 3
7006 Now I reckon things can get crazy playing horseshoes Earl, but you can’t expect me to attend the Rodeo barefoot now can ya? 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
7007 Yeah, I guess people need more luck these days. Hopefully demand decreases in 2021. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
7008 What? I’m defying gender roles and species norms this pandemic too. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
7009 Look man I can't afford to have athlete's foot. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
7010 I though we’d agreed on no spurs tonight. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
7011 My upfront name is Gregory, my backup name is Gwen. 1.1515 0.03888 66 57 9 0
7012 This is what happens when you send a horse to do a man’s job 1.1515 0.04944 66 59 5 2
7013 Nope! Your belt doesn't match my shoes! 1.1515 0.04447 66 58 7 1
7014 What? The ones YOU gave me weren’t my size 1.1515 0.04447 66 58 7 1
7015 fuck I look shittier than a horse 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7016 They were on sale. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7017 Astaire hoofed it in shoes. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7018 I didn't know horses were color blind. 1.1475 0.06112 61 55 3 3
7019 They were on sale at the bridle shop. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7020 Way to go, Buckeroo: now neither pair matches my saddle. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7021 Know a good cobbler? 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7022 The only matching set they had were mules. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7023 I said you need horse shoes! Not, horsing around shoes. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7024 Which color says, "Dressage"? 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7025 Okay, okay Mike . . . I'll call you Nike. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7026 This is to remind people that I self-identify as they/them/theirs 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
7027 Sorry Bill, I used your charge card, but I just had to have these shoes. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7028 I think it's a good idea for our dressage practice. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7029 I've got a matching set back at the stable. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7030 NO, NO, you must only wear the color it says on your birth certificate. 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
7031 While you were loafing around, I was hoofing it for the pair of us. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7032 Very elegant, but they are mismatched! 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7033 I know your shoes don't match, but none of the stallions will see you out here. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7034 I double dare you 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7035 Just a subtle reminder so you don't forget my Christmas present this year. 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
7036 You don’t have to be the Lone Ranger to wear a mask. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7037 I don't care that it's slippery today. It's not your turn to ride me. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7038 They only come in pairs. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7039 Well that's the last time I buy a horse from a guy named Dr. Seuss 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7040 We can't gallop yet. My Fitbit is still in the charger. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7041 Ya look like a foal in those! 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7042 Well, yes. it is a horse shoe fashion statement. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7043 Just meet me at the wagon. We'll talk later! 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7044 Can I sit on your face? 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
7045 Sorry. Ran out of horse shoes. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7046 Gender confusion? 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7047 Okay. So what is it? LGBTQ or...? 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
7048 Sorry, I got a bundle for your horse shoes on the tourist market and Mabel's old shoes will have to do. 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
7049 The establishment issued ones were just not conducive to my form of self-expression, you know? 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7050 Haaaaaaaay! But seriously, do you have any hay? 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7051 It's supposed to be port and starboard. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7052 Ah, gender neutral I see. I’ll ride with that. Do also you say “they” instead of “neigh”? 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7053 Too much reveal. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7054 Until you find us a blacksmith, this is how it's gonna be 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
7055 The shoe size thing? It's a myth. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7056 really pardner the answer any question is Jimmy Choo! 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7057 The new blacksmith is from Milan, bless his heart! He didn't understand the concept of horseshoes. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7058 My Mom said they were having a sale on horse shoes, why? 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7059 You could have researched “horse shoes”! Just pull up your mask and go back to Duluth! 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
7060 Don't look at me—he's your blacksmith. 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
7061 The farrier wants to know which you like best. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7062 But I asked for Louboutin. I'm terribly disappointed. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7063 It looks like the local farrier has been at the booze again. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7064 Actually, close doesn't count. They were too small. 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
7065 Two miles in two men's shoes and...nothing. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7066 If I had won our bet, the blacksmith would have needed to wear my shoes. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7067 The only problem was nailing the old ones on the dudes I traded with. 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
7068 So, why don’t we grab a cold one and have a little chat! 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
7069 Now I'm a horse of a different color at each end. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7070 Do these colors make me look gay? 1.1475 0.04578 61 54 6 1
7071 I think the red ones make you look fat. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7072 Didn't you say we were part of the search party? 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7073 I hate them but at least they won't rust. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7074 We love playing ‘Red Light, Green Light’ in the paddock. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7075 OK, pal, are you ready for the showdown at Gucci Gulch? 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7076 I guess if I can wear this ridiculous penis hat, you are entitled to be non-binary. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7077 Trust me, Trigger, they're all the rage in France. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7078 When will the wedding be? 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7079 I'm non-conforming non-binary genderqueer, falling somewhere in between stallion and mare and I find your hat phallically threatening. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7080 You don't think it's too big? 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
7081 There’s no place like home... There’s no place like home... 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
7082 I thought I told you that you aren't allowed to wear designer shoes until you are a teenager! 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7083 I'll return them back. I promise 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7084 I’m sorry, but ranch life just isn’t for me. I’ll be leaving for New York in the morning. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7085 I thought you said “heels of a different color.” 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7086 Horseshoes are a scam - did you know that not a single horseshoe wearer has ever won the lottery ? 1.1475 0.06112 61 55 3 3
7087 Well, these two were really down on their luck! 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
7088 Couldn't you find four slippers that match? 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7089 Attractive, but you’re sure they wouldn’t give you blisters out on the trail ? 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7090 Now I'm ready to "giddyap". 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
7091 Ok I can walk , trot and gallop for you but no jumps, I don have the right shoes 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7092 Is that the best you could do? 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
7093 Sorry. Them shoes just ain’t fittin’. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7094 Tonight the barn is having a four-step contest. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7095 I don't know what these are laced with, but I've been feeling horse all day. 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
7096 Time to get shoed, let's head to the mall partner. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7097 Turns out the blacksmith accepts Zappos gift cards! 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7098 Ok city slicker, if you want to go forward tap the green shoes and to stop the red. Any questions? 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7099 Your saddle is brown, either color is fine. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7100 You led me to water - nada. Now dancing shoes? Not gonna happen. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7101 Fanciest footwork on all the Wild West! 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7102 They were down on their luck. So we traded. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7103 Labor Day was two week ago 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7104 I didn't realize your attachment to New Mexico. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7105 It was all I could get your size on line. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7106 What? Horse shoes of many colors are trending 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7107 We're asserting our right to diversity in foot wear" 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7108 Get rid of them Guccis. This is Tony Lama country. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7109 I said variety is the spice of life. She said I have commitment issues. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7110 Look, all I am saying is that maybe Groupon wasn't the best resource for my particular need. 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
7111 Still trying to figure out how to do this from 6 feet. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7112 Why, thank you. I designed my own brand. Love that hat on you! 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7113 Let's see YOU find two color-matched pairs of size 2 EEEEEE shoes, then. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7114 You should talk, what's with the hat! 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7115 How will be able to gallop in your dancing shoes? 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7116 You can’t have both.. pink or blue? 1.1475 0.06112 61 55 3 3
7117 So then I clicked them together and said "I want to go home. I want to go home." 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7118 I know you like the red, but the blue really elongates my stubby legs, and you know how self-conscious I get about them. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7119 I just wear these while the guys are pitching horse shoes. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7120 I couldn't find your size. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7121 Don't 'Trigger' me. I'm still transitioning." 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7122 I told you, they were just out of iron at the blacksmith's! And, well, you have to admit that I do look pretty good. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7123 Christian Louboutin on the rear, Jimmy Choo on the front! I'm a shoe-in for the Ballerina Stakes at The Spa. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7124 You're so heteronormative. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7125 No, I said port is green and starboard is red and bow is mouth and stern is ...forget it. You’ll never sail. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7126 Are you color blind? Red should be in front. 1.1475 0.06112 61 55 3 3
7127 ‘Padding’ is too a real gait. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7128 Your blacksmith is getting might lazy! 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7129 Sorry pal, looks like we’re gonna have to wait until Broadway opens back up. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7130 You can't understand someone until you've walked a mile in their shoes. 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
7131 I see Steve Madden was your previous owner. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7132 Those are not acceptable horse shoes for a stallion like you." - "Looks like you're all ready to give the ranch hands some of your head. 1.1475 0.05141 61 55 4 2
7133 Does this mean I”ll never see the blacksmith again ? 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7134 But horses wear hooves--not running shoes. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7135 How do they look with this saddle? 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
7136 I used to be a horse of another color and then I discovered chartreuse.” 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7137 So what did you think "Creative Blacksmith" would mean? 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7138 Oh, you are so narrow-minded!" 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7139 I feel changing times are ahead in our future. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7140 The gender reveal party for the twins was last week, but I think I can pull this off any time. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7141 NOW do you believe the farrier is color blind? 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7142 Okay Rat-at-at let's go find Clippity-clop 1.1475 0.04270 61 54 6 1
7143 God, I wish you would just chew on my shoes. 1.1475 0.06112 61 55 3 3
7144 No Bestsy, those women don't think it's a fair trade. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7145 This blue horse - pink horse equality movement is really getting on my nerves. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7146 Is this too garish? 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7147 Lead with your green hoof 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7148 Look, Boss, I only took out half as many cowboys as Charlotte. 1.1475 0.02702 61 55 6 0
7149 You're probably wondering about the different colors... 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7150 Can we take them back? The rear left is killing me. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7151 BOGO, baby. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7152 I doubt that you MUST have the pink slippers to kick up your heels. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7153 Sure I look funny in these shoes, but have you ever seen how you look in that ridiculous hat ? 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7154 OK ... now walk a mile and then tell me how your saddle chafes! 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7155 The blacksmith told me they'll make it easier for you to find me in the field. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7156 Your shoes don't match! Your hat is too big! Okay let's ride. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7157 Well, I guess you can’t order everything on Amazon. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7158 It’s been a fun fetish, but can we explore rubber instead? 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
7159 I think you should mix it up a bit, you know swap out the left front for the right rear. You could so pull that off. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7160 I'm sorry Jim, I want a divorce. 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
7161 Match your leathers, stud! 1.1475 0.03937 61 53 8 0
7162 Sorry, pal! You need to keep six feet of social distance. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7163 Ya I heard you, but how do they feel? 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7164 Have those in a size tens? 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7165 Rome? This is it? You said there’d be buffalo. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7166 I’m just sayin ... are you sure its not on wrong way round?... any how what would I know, I’m just a talking horse! 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7167 I got them for Christmas. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7168 There was only 1 Left In Stock 1.1475 0.03573 61 53 8 0
7169 You've never heard of gender reveal? 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
7170 Which way do I hang these for good luck? 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7171 What have you done with the children?? 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7172 Your socks don't match you old piece of horse flesh". " Thanks his is the latest style Cactus Head. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7173 Coming from you? In THAT hat?! 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
7174 I get them hand made from Italy. I get a deal on quantity. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7175 What do you mean your name isn't Wilbur? 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
7176 If you wear your mask, you can say, hi-ho, Silver. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7177 You shodda done better. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7178 Now that you're wearing them outside, I can't return them! 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7179 This way you won't back the wrong horse. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7180 It was BOGO. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7181 I knew you'd be ashamed, but they're comfy. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7182 I’m starting to think hiring Jimmy Choo as the new blacksmith was a mistake. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7183 That's not what they mean by 'mix and match'. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7184 You'll love the clippity-clop of these shoes, the previous owners were tap dancers. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7185 But they were buy one get one free! 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
7186 Who can afford four Yeezies? 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7187 The Red States are behind and the Blue States are ahead!! Yeehaw!! 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7188 Boots are your thing, shoes are mine. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7189 i wear shoes now. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7190 For the Rodeo you need your ballet shoes. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7191 Give up? I'm the flag. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7192 Is this a political statement or couldn't you find matching pairs? 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
7193 I had them hanging on the stable wall for good luck. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7194 Have I' made it pretty clear that it's best not to approach me from behind? 1.1475 0.06112 61 55 3 3
7195 Where did you get that hat? 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7196 We Italian Trotters only wear Ferragamo. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7197 Forget about the semiotics for once, this is my way of denoting the gender neutrality of geldings; and for a change this time I'm gonna ignore what the rest of 'em at the barn dance think!" 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7198 the independents use the saddle 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7199 No ones even gonna notice them while you’re wearing that stupid hat 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7200 Hello, I'm Ms. Ed. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7201 They were on special 241. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7202 The only Spurs I like are from San Antonio." 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7203 I hope that does not mean that a new closet Lucky. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7204 So, who's bringing the boat? 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7205 Luke Edward Hall definitely knows shoes. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7206 I guess those shoes were made for walking 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7207 I FIGURED LITTLE FEET WOULD MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER. 1.1475 0.06112 61 55 3 3
7208 Shoes transform your body language and attitude. They lift you physically and emotionally." -- Christian Loubouti 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
7209 It’s not you; it’s your hat. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7210 Did you ever get the feeling that you wanted to go? Did you ever get the feeling that you wanted to stay? 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7211 Do you really expect me to go to the dance wearing flats? 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7212 I know you672c-462b-457f-ab11-0d5edbb3f84d.1595305055.2.1595626622.1595305123.1ab7ed78-a877-4a00-a4b1-81 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
7213 Get your shoes on we're going out... 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7214 Am I Suppose to Notice? 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7215 Definitely the blue ones. They go better with your mane. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7216 Hey Dummy, I said ALL pink or ALL green. You don't want to stand out, do you? 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7217 I asked for HORSEshoes. One word. No "W". 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7218 Son of a gun, straight outta the horse’s mouth- the missus is expectin’ again! 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7219 Stay put, Tonto - and I'll go get the glasses, the wine, & my wife - for a perfect romantic evening of mansplaining that men's shoes are practical and women's shoes hurt! 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
7220 Don't sweat it...with our git-up we might be welcomed anywhere! 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7221 Do they come in puce? 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7222 I'm tired of the 'lonesome praire'....l want to be a ballerina, and perform for thousands! 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7223 What's up with that hat? 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7224 I was born this way but honestly your hat sucks. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7225 It's all the rage on QVC! 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7226 Bradley, you’re a doctor. I’m not moving until you hand over the *neigh* gun. 1.1475 0.06112 61 55 3 3
7227 Gigs up. The Fashion Police are on their way. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7228 I heard the new blacksmith was from New Orleans. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7229 'I found your fingernail polish' 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
7230 Irv started to suspect the cause of Lady’s ‘stop start’ racing form 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7231 A driver shoe doesn't get you into the driver's seat! 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
7232 Jack, I'm the kind of horse that values compromise 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7233 I mean, who can resist a BOGO? 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7234 Who Choo-Ed you? 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7235 My owner likes to knit. 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
7236 This will allow us to sneak into the "High Occupancy Trail". 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
7237 I prefer the blue. 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
7238 That's the outfit you decided to wear to the dance tonight? 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7239 The back shoes wear out faster. Now your turn...what’s with the hat? 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7240 Why not? Can't dance. 1.1475 0.06112 61 55 3 3
7241 Take it up with Chitose Abe. 1.1475 0.06112 61 55 3 3
7242 Coming into estrus means you don't need "fuck me" pumps. 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
7243 Your Gucci's were not designed for this terrain. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7244 Sorry, Nugget. Miss Jill says we can't go dancin' tonight... 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7245 Okay, if you don't like the hind ones. Just lay off my blue suede shoes. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7246 Cavalli 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
7247 No. I told you to go home. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7248 On weekends I mosey along. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7249 What'll you see the new saddle! 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7250 So, I see your undecided. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7251 'The shoes are extra." 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7252 This gender reveal will be a bit dangerous. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7253 No, I don't have any pennies 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7254 I feel different after being gelded... 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7255 O.M.G., Carrie Bradshaw, are those new Manolo's?! 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7256 You're only half matching. Though, I guess close does count in horseshoes and hand grenades... 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7257 Aren't we going to Old Town Road? 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
7258 You are still wondering who to vote for? 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7259 I see you're ready for the big gender reveal, Elvis. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7260 Manolo, this will not do! 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7261 I put on two different shoes this morning. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7262 DWS.com. HORSESHOES - BUY ONE GET ONE FREE 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
7263 Everyone’s a runner now. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7264 Horse: how do I look. Cowboy: ...bipartisan. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7265 Your job is to help me find the cattle. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7266 The red papal ones are totally divine! 1.1475 0.06112 61 55 3 3
7267 One day - and I mean one day soon - I am going to use these shoes to kick your ass. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7268 When I say meet me at the pass, I really mean it! 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7269 That's right, Dude. I'm the calico pony you requested. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7270 I guess there's still hand grenades. 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
7271 Horse walks up to a Bar. Bartender asks,"Why the long face?" 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7272 It’s okay if you’re not neurotypical 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7273 What!....she’ll think you’re not so cliché 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7274 Well one of us is gonna have to walk 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
7275 See, this way they can beat me twice when I’m dead. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7276 Quick! On a back! No time to explain. Let's say we have a couple of new enemies among rodeo clowns 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
7277 yes, I'm striving to be a pro soccer player 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7278 Tell the Neighbours I'm protesting political polarisation. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7279 I said over the calf Bro. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7280 How was the gender reveal? 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7281 And how are you going to put your best foot forward dressed like this? 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7282 Inglês “They say that Einstein did that with his socks...” 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7283 'so it definitely wasn't you that went in my special wardrobe' 'neigh' 'hmmmm' 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7284 ‘but you promised to take me to the Stallions and Mares Xmas ball, Errol...’ 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
7285 Hi. Ur a horsey. 1.1475 0.06112 61 55 3 3
7286 Brunello, we already have enough with human footprints 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7287 Would it look better if I mismatched them? 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
7288 You’re not counting your steps too, are you? 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7289 No, I’m pretty sure it’s “One pair, two pair, red pair, blue pair.” 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7290 so I see you have been thrift shopping 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7291 Let’s see you get dressed in the dark. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7292 I’m trying to find myself but I got lost halfway between Graceland and Kansas... 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7293 This is just to remember myself I'm not perfect 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7294 I wish I could help you out but I already spent my stimulus money... 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
7295 Horsetrom outlet had a sale, buy one get one 1.1475 0.04270 61 54 6 1
7296 I prefer vegan 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7297 Look, I know I said this wouldn’t happen again, but they offer great back support, and you’ve gained the Quarantine Fifteen...” 🐴 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7298 The real question is, do the two right feet cancel out the two left? 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7299 Get off your horse and drink some milk. Now, what? 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7300 They're showing a lot of reds and greens this year. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7301 Look it's a posse Ernest, you wanna go with speed 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7302 Don’t worry, they were the same price. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7303 Hmmm.... I think it’s a little too Christmasy🌲 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7304 There’s got to be a better way to manufacture purple glue. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7305 umm so what do you think ... of my new horseboy boots 1.1475 0.06112 61 55 3 3
7306 Well, Mexico has stopped taking US immigrants now, please turn around and start walking. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7307 Stupid autocorrect. I ordered HORSEshoes. 1.1475 0.06112 61 55 3 3
7308 Til now I've been fully on board with your Western rendition of The Matrix, but, and I'm speaking as 'Horsius' here, I'm not sure this is the way to adapt the red-pill-blue-pill scene. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7309 Wait, so I’m not colorblind? 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7310 I found my hat but not my shoes in my closet this morning - I knew somebody was horsing around 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
7311 How bout this weather?” “Yeah, they say it might rain 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7312 The horse was NAMED Friday 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7313 You must realize the world and horses are non-binary. We can even be quarternary... 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
7314 Why the long face cowboy? No shoes - no service 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7315 Pro tip: Don't let your horse have better shoes than you 1.1475 0.06112 61 55 3 3
7316 I'm trying to be like Mike 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
7317 None of that Horsey McHorseface nonsense, my name is Howard Gallagher. Hooves for short” 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
7318 Nice shoes ... are they mine? 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7319 Your hat explains the shoes you've given 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7320 Seems like you found Instagram ads 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7321 Let’s ride cowboy. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7322 Hey, Effinpres, have you seen my car keys anywhere? 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
7323 Dance, pardner. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7324 I thought we agreed to alternate our statement pieces... 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7325 The old ones hadn’t changed in, like, 1000 years. 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
7326 I’ve been catfished! I thought you were using a horse filter on our Zoom dates this whole time. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7327 These shoes are made for clubbing. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7328 I could never find horseshoes that were wide enough, y'know? 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7329 What were you doing in my tent Merl? Your eyes are cue balls and you reek of mojitos. Where did you even get horse size capezios?! 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7330 You wouldn’t wear a horse shoe so why should I? These are vintage Prada. 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
7331 , “Hello, me Lone Stranger, you Silver”(after months of quarantine they get reacquainted ). 1.1475 0.06112 61 55 3 3
7332 Some biped bought half the set 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7333 I... I don’t know what’s more ridiculous, your tall hat or your boring boots 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7334 Nobody owns the exact same pair of shoes Daniel 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7335 Is the big date today? I see you put your lucky horseshoes on 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7336 You ain't trotting sideways 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7337 When you saw 2 sets of footprints, it was then you were riding me 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
7338 Jeez Trigger, how many times do we have to have the 'color-coordinated ' talk? 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
7339 I think my hat may clash with your shoes. 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
7340 Didn’t someone say close counts in horse shoes and grenades? 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
7341 Social distancing is never going to work is it? 1.1475 0.06112 61 55 3 3
7342 You never were any good at horseshoes. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
7343 Damn Conde Nast and Vogue! 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
7344 There was a 2 for 1 sale at the Dress Barn" 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
7345 You are always out of context, Rio. Wearing bright and vivid colours in such a dark time as this. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
7346 Not THAT Walter Steiger; Walt Steiger the farrier... 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
7347 Do my shoes match? 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
7348 My blacksmith says 'Kinky horseshoes' are the newest trend 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
7349 You walk a mile in my shoes! 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
7350 Dammit, Nuryev, you can't prance if you can't dance! 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
7351 You're a Shoe-in for Clothes Horse of the Year. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
7352 I'm Bi... 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
7353 Did you learn nothing from me vis a vis fashion sense and color coordination? 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
7354 Shoelaces? 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
7355 Your shoes don't match. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
7356 I thought it was time to bring a little style to horseshoes 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
7357 We just wear the hooves as disguise. 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
7358 Do you think it's a little too showy to wear two pairs of Louboutins? 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
7359 What do YOU care? They came out of My end. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
7360 The farrier is a centrist. 1.1452 0.06017 62 56 3 3
7361 It’s a better look the other way. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
7362 I know they used to be mine and I know I threw them out last week Dash, but it' doesn't mean I want people to see wearing them in public 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
7363 These are fun to wear on the range when the deer and antelope play. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
7364 No! No! Starboard is right, green and port is left, red. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
7365 Hey Tyrone, you wouldn’t happen to know where Abigail’s pink tap shoes are would you? Her dance troupe is doing a Village People retrospective tonight at McMullen’s barn.i was hoping to get her out of the house so I could catch up on Glee. 1.1452 0.04207 62 55 6 1
7366 Be honest, which do you prefer? 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
7367 They help me see track which is which. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
7368 You could have at least made them all the same color. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
7369 What? They're Ma-neighhhh-lo Blahniks. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
7370 you know you are wearing different color shoes? 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
7371 I paid good money for those shoes, all four of them should be matching. 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
7372 Suzy, you have color coordinated them, I'm so proud 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
7373 I think we’d better cancel that match race 1.1452 0.06017 62 56 3 3
7374 Great costume but will your sister be ok back there? 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
7375 Well you won't look silly at Christmas, will you? 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
7376 I'd advise you to lay off the front ones and unless you want to go to Kansas stand well clear as I'm about to tap the rear ones. 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
7377 We can exchange them, if they are a little snug. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
7378 Nope! Not when you mix Nike and Reebok. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
7379 Stop neighing that you are asymptomatic for hoof and mouth disease. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
7380 Okay, John Wayne’s horse you’re not, but I can live with that. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
7381 Okay. It's your turn to ride me. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
7382 Making a statement, or your couldn’t find four? 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
7383 Do you Tap Dance? 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
7384 Its because I'm a Trannie. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
7385 No gingoism please. We're returning the land to the Native Americans and riding back to Cleveland. 1.1452 0.06017 62 56 3 3
7386 Which ones best compliment the colour of my eyes? 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
7387 They're all going to make fun of me 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
7388 Would you like to see a counselor about your sexual identity crisis. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
7389 I like your shoes 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
7390 Did my wife take you out to that fancy new shoe store today?" 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
7391 There were in my secret closet, how did you find it?! 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
7392 Social distancing. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
7393 I don't know how many times I've got to tell ya doc, Mr. Ed is already taken. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
7394 Designer horseshoes? 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
7395 listen sinverguenza who the fuck are you cheating on me with? dizque nobody—you think I'm deaf? I heard the neighing at the stable last night and I KNOW you stay sending subliminal messages. dizque "I got the horses in the back." me lo mamas, Frank. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
7396 You did say I could pick this time. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
7397 I've told you before, ALL need to match! 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
7398 Your son didn't know what you meant by "horseshoes." I'd like to keep them on, if possible. They're nice. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
7399 I appreciate these are tough times and you have to cut costs, but honestly? These are not real horse shoes. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
7400 Are you sure you didn’t call a podiatrist instead of a blacksmith? 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
7401 Ok. My turn. On your knees. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
7402 You actually thought F.I.T. stood for Farriers Institute of Technology? 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
7403 I see you went to Nike Blacksmiths even though I told you not to. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
7404 I told the farrier to prepare you for the terrain of 2020. This makes sense to me. 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
7405 That hat is ridiculous, keep up with the latest trend. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
7406 It's the latest fashion. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
7407 My bet is on Nike 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
7408 Your new blacksmith is in serious need of training. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
7409 So I told them "no, I only do macaroni westerns now." 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
7410 I think horseshoes might be something else. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
7411 Wrangler Jim... I hope all he notices is that I’m wearing Bob and Jan’s snazzy shoes and not that I lost Bob and Jan. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
7412 You’ve got to be kidding me...I said “horseshoes” not “more shoes” 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
7413 Where did you buy those? 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
7414 I don't care if I DO have two left feet, I'm ready for the Barn Dance. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
7415 Hey, where's your mask? 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
7416 You can use mine if you want. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
7417 He told me he became a farrier because he was colorblind. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
7418 Look, Pard. It's all about skin in the game." 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
7419 I wanted a way to express myself. Branding parlors are closed because of Covid. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
7420 sorry, my cowboy poet. but i think you get the message. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
7421 I see you’re spending time with that Clydesdale. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
7422 RateMyFarrier.com reviews are not trustworthy. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
7423 They only had two gallon hats left” 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
7424 They're shoes of another color. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
7425 I need my jammies. 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
7426 I'm Trigger, looking for Roy 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
7427 I have to poop. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
7428 You think it is hard to find matching socks ? Try finding shoes when you are color blind. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
7429 What did you say this time to piss off the farrier? 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
7430 At first I was going to buy a gym membership 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
7431 I run hot--and cold. 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
7432 Do they make look fat? 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
7433 Hopefully you can jump the hurdles now with your Air Horse 1’s. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
7434 Those horseshoes may bring you some luck, but I don’t think you’ll be winning any races in those horse loafers... 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
7435 These gender reveals are getting out of hand 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
7436 Careful please, don't step on my blue suede shoes. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
7437 Close enough for horse shoes? 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
7438 You said, “See a ferrier.” 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
7439 ... and another thing. Tell your blacksmith to stop forcing his political views on me. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
7440 These are for my Fred Astaire & Ginger Rogers tap dance routine 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
7441 About the shoes? Take your best shot. Then we’ll talk about that silly-ass hat. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
7442 Ok, now its your turn. 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
7443 what are thoseeeeeee. 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
7444 Must be expensive being a horse 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
7445 I understand you’re excited about having twins but I’m not getting in that cake, Bob. 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
7446 I said saddle up, not sandal... 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
7447 I’ve had enough of this country life, John. The big bright lights of the city call to me. 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
7448 This is going to be an interesting gender reveal. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
7449 Am I supposed to pretend to not notice? 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
7450 Horse: “Are you going to get dressed?” 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
7451 What? You said we were going to a costume party. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
7452 Oh that, just got my hooves pedicured, sweetie! 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
7453 . “So let me get this straight. Now it’s the good guys who wear masks?” 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
7454 What other color can you pull out of your hat? 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
7455 I had to. They were sole mates 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
7456 Well Carol, the commercial did say there would be side effects 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
7457 Ok, now I’m ready for a gender-reveal party. 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
7458 Shouldn't the front ones have gloves on? I always thought those were your hands... 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
7459 Dude don’t you have anything better to do? 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
7460 These boots are made for galloping 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
7461 Are you sure you can walk in these? 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
7462 Since watching SATC, only Manolo’s would do for this horse. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
7463 It’s mismatch day at work 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
7464 You look like even better than your profile photo @timharding_ 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
7465 Odd sizes clearance! 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
7466 Hey, quit horsing around! 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
7467 Does this hat make my head look big?" "Nayyy" 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
7468 Stop pulling my hoof, no such thing as colorblindness. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
7469 Horse: “so, why the long face?” 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
7470 Horseshoes?? You know iron just hit its maximum price since August '19, right?? 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
7471 I didn’t know Jimmy Choo was making horse-shoes now 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
7472 This town ain't stylish enough for the two of us. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
7473 In what sense are you using the word “dude”? 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
7474 I was told Trigger had two pair just like them. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
7475 For the last time, I am not Mr. Ed. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
7476 What? You think it should be red-green, red-green instead 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
7477 I said dressage, not dress shoes. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
7478 This is what happens when you go to Kansas City for horse shoes. 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
7479 The kids are really gonna like this! 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
7480 The front ones are taps, just like you asked. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
7481 I may have sired a few mules, but I'm also a fiscal conservative 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
7482 They'll have to do until the blacksmith gets back! 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
7483 No, I'm not color-blind - it makes sense you should have green in the front for "go" and red behind for "stop"... 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
7484 You should try that Korean nail salon as well. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
7485 What? I couldn’t decide. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
7486 It is a violation of my constitutional rights to be ridden on a rocky road or in rough country. 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
7487 We bought a Tesla 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
7488 I'm selling the ranch, my friend. I want to open a hat store. 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
7489 I thought you were going to take me to the old town road? 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
7490 My buddy Al at the ranch next door said it was all the rage, but now I'm thinking that he was messing with me! 1.1379 0.04567 58 52 5 1
7491 How are we supposed to play Horseshoes with these? 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
7492 I'm wearing these shoes, so you'll be able to guess how well endowed I am. 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
7493 The blacksmith is testing "colorsmith." 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
7494 I guess my luck has run out 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
7495 Person? Woman? Man? Grab your camera, let's get on tv. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
7496 I’ve decided to declare as non-binary. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
7497 You know the rule, Champ. Not before Memorial Day. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
7498 I’d prefer a neutral color, please. 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
7499 You’ll get matching rear blue shoes when and only when you start earning your stud fees. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
7500 Well, it was buy two get one pair free, so I really couldn't afford not to 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
7501 ...was your farrier a journalist? 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
7502 Hey, you're the one who insisted I go to Jimmy Choo... 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
7503 'Replacement items' and I need them for tonight....do you think we'll have time for a 'Click and Collect'? 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
7504 ‘“Okay, let’s go with the green ones today.” 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
7505 Hey partner, isn't it kinda early to git ready for Christmas? 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
7506 I got them at Skechers, ain't they great? 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
7507 Our PPP loan didn't come through, so I'm going to have to let you go. 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
7508 You can't change now. I already nailed your shoes on. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
7509 Let me guess. You were playing a game using MY shoes and now you can’t remember where you put them. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
7510 They're shoes of a different color! 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
7511 I liked yours. These are more me. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
7512 Tight race all around, what to do? Yore hind feets is in Texas, yore front’uns is in New York. So you ain’t goin’ nowheres. 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
7513 If you're going to get shoes on sale, at least get the same color! 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
7514 It's gender neutral set. 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
7515 This groupon was not worth it. 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
7516 Social distancing enforced - No Roping or Riding ... But shoes still required. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
7517 1Oh, Horse and Boogie night! 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
7518 Roy, the blacksmith, is going thru midlife crisis. He plans to quit and go on to fashion design school. 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
7519 I know we’re in quarantine., but you should still care how you look 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
7520 Life in the Wild West End 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
7521 he said 'I wish her well' 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
7522 Joanne, you still look lovely. I'm real sorry my wife found out about you. 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
7523 Where’s your mask Bucko? 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
7524 Garry it was written 1+1 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
7525 Let's trade in shoes! 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
7526 These may not be lucky but they were BOGO” 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
7527 They told me I won the horseshoe throwing contest with flying colors 1.1379 0.04567 58 50 8 0
7528 So you’re telling me you haven’t heard of @lilnasx? 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
7529 The farrier had new styles in, so I decided to treat myself. What do you think, Bob? 1.1379 0.05741 58 52 4 2
7530 You could at least have worn boots 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
7531 I thought you said to get my shoes at Saks. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
7532 In an attempt to be nonpartisan, I've put myself in your shoes. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
7533 I thought you were from a purple state. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
7534 You don’t really think I care how it makes YOU feel, do you? 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
7535 I want to be on top for a change. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
7536 No, I don't have the hay for real Ralph Lauren's. These are knock offs! 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
7537 We're doing a gender reveal in the pasture. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
7538 I bet you have another pair just like that in the bar . 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
7539 His stallion reared up, his mask firmly in place, holding his 10 gallon Stetson aloft, he sang out, "Hi Ho Nellybelle and away." 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
7540 This situation, Robert, is a clear example of how Beckett’s notion of The Play “exploits several archetypal forms and situations, all of which lend themselves to ethos and pathos...” “But I’m just a horse who messed up his shoe colors-” “hush! 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
7541 The farrier and I have a playful little thing going, is that so wrong? 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
7542 I won't conform, 'partner'. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
7543 They had a 'buy one pair, get one pair free' sale, so I went for it. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
7544 I know that you watched the Olympic runners in those shoes, but potential benefit will have to be tested on the dirt track." 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
7545 I told you it isn’t Christmas yet. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
7546 I know, the colors looked different online. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
7547 I got new shoes. Like 'em? Tell me you like 'em. In these uncertain times, a gelding needs a li'l affirmation. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
7548 Alright! I promise to buy a mare for you if you help me round up the herd! 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
7549 I'm your step-mom now and you will respect me. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
7550 You call them horse shoes. I call them ridiculous. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
7551 Really? You’re going to critique my choice of shoes while wearing that hat? 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
7552 You know, BOGO. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
7553 Bone spurs, or not, you're still being drafted into the Cavalry. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
7554 Red shoes-blue shoes? A horse divided cannot stand ! 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
7555 This is what the horsey set is wearing this year 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
7556 No! It's red on the left, green on the right. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
7557 I'm really not happy here. 1.1356 0.03790 59 52 7 0
7558 Feels like you put these on the wrong feet. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
7559 I don't make fun of your hat. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
7560 Damn, you heard me! 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
7561 Is this what you imagined for the gender reveal party? 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
7562 I won’t tell if you won’t. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
7563 Reindeers sleigh. I slay. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
7564 Tom, making your wife take the rear of the horse costume is just cruel" 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
7565 I would, but I’m not wearing the right shoes. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
7566 What pandemic? This is a fashion emergency. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
7567 Chip, your hat is bizarrely tall 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
7568 Dyslexic Farrier" 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
7569 These ought to bring her up to two horsepower. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
7570 Apparently it's Wyoming's first gender reveal party. 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
7571 You know the Foot Locker on Old Town Road... 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
7572 It's all about having new experiences, now. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
7573 My new blacksmith used to work in retail 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
7574 No, you can’t look in my mouth. I was a gift, remember? 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
7575 Thanks for listening, but I said they SHOOT horses, not SHOE them! 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
7576 Green? Even if I wear that new bridle you got for my birthday? 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
7577 My black ones were so passé. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
7578 Yeah, we saved a couple bucks. Now What? 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
7579 The other ones would have arrived a week later. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
7580 I was two people before that witch cursed us... 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
7581 Don't tell Linda. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
7582 Hard to find 2 pair shoes in 9 H. 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
7583 Ah, I see the confusion. In the UK we call these trainers. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
7584 What? I’m not walking around in here barefoot! I’d step in horseshit! 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
7585 1)You must be kidding.... 2)No hat? 3)No thanks, already have a set 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
7586 Stuart Weitzman's? 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
7587 These were the last ones in my size 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
7588 That's the best you got?  Well at least I don't look like a pacifier farted a man. "Rainbow conga line", my ass. 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
7589 Now will you let me into the house. 1.1273 0.05834 55 50 3 2
7590 Where’s your mask, cowboy? 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
7591 who doesn't love a few pops of color? 1.1273 0.05225 55 49 5 1
7592 When your horse helps you decide which shoes to wear today 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
7593 I’m moving to Broadway. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
7594 ok boomer 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
7595 ouga-bouga 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
7596 I can never remember if it's blue blue red red or red blue red blue? 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
7597 I’ll give you two pairs of shoes for that hat. 1.1273 0.04535 55 48 7 0
7598 You don't need to draw attention away from your bum 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7599 They just don’ make whore shoes like they use tuh’ 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
7600 They're made of real horses. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7601 I'm all Carl Perkins up front and Pink Floyd in the back. So giddy-up, cowboy! 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7602 There's a hitch in my giddyap. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7603 And I'd like you to call me Chris from now on. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7604 Yeah? What do you think happens when you get divorced? 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7605 Your card but one pair was free. You can keep the free handbag, partner. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7606 You're my fiery horse with the speed of light, and we both need masks." 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7607 That's a horse of a different color. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7608 . . .About the laces. . . 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7609 You look fabulous. What else do you want me to say? 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7610 No nails. AND they're stylish. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7611 i don't care, put on your mask. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
7612 I told you not to step on my blue suede shoes. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7613 It just helps me tell which side is the front of the horse. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7614 I don’t care if they’re on sale! 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7615 You will take those shoes off if you want oats tonight. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7616 What? They are flats. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7617 If you wear the hat, the other horses will laugh at me. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7618 I didn't hear you... are those new sneakers 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
7619 Now tell me how funny my hat looks! 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
7620 Lost 'em in a poker game? You're unstable all right. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7621 Your wife has great taste in shoes but that hat is too much! 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7622 Gender roles are socially constructed ideas that are obtained over one's entire lifetime 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7623 I’m bi-gender Wilber. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7624 These high heels you got me are really only suitable for nights out on the town ... where there's pavement. 1.1250 0.03185 56 50 6 0
7625 No, I definitely clicked “Luxury Pony Ride” and not “Shared Pony Ride.” 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
7626 It's not me, it's shoe. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7627 I thought you might want to get there in style for once, but I see from you hat I was mistaken. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7628 Nine on the front and seven on the back doesn’t make sense to me either. It’s just the way it is. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7629 You know, technically my front limbs are arms, so maybe gloves would go better. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
7630 Oh so you're Kylie Jenner's horse. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7631 Stop horsing around! 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7632 I said, "Stalking their moves!" 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7633 Red goes on the front and rear right hooves. You know, port side. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7634 Do you know where they’re having the gender reveal party? 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7635 When I said clothes horse, I meant your wife! 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7636 So here's the deal, I short Tesla at 700 Bucks and now I 'm thinking W T F the stock's at 1,600 am I'm being taken for a ride here?" 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7637 I'm wearing slippers so I don't disturb the neighbors downstairs. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7638 This is no time for politics--I can't get my ass end to move forward. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7639 I'm not climbing up unless you have all shoes matching. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7640 What, I’m running third party. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
7641 Maybe if you ride side saddle, it'll cheer you up. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7642 And that my friend is a proper horseshoe! 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7643 Christmas parade tryouts already? 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7644 The blacksmith is hitting the bottle again! 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7645 Hi, ho, Silver. I didn't know you were bi-. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7646 Now dance away, Sally 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7647 She wanted a gender reveal, I said Neigh.... 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7648 Crocs? You realize you're not a chef don't you? 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7649 I'm still not sure about this 'Horse Opera' idea of yours ... 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7650 Just wear blue suede and nobody will notice. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7651 Damn that 5th Ave Blacksmith 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7652 My farrier has higher aspirations. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7653 I think he did it because I pronounced "farrier" wrong. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7654 You may have a nice hat, but my shoes are a lot cooler than yours! 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
7655 Luckily, we're in black and white. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7656 Always you, with the Bipedalism! 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7657 You want to ride ME? 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7658 Why run when you can catwalk? 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7659 That Jimmy Choo feller ain't never gonna make it. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7660 these are not the shoes I was hoping for. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7661 I'm ready for my two-step lesson. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7662 Lend me your hat Hank and we won 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7663 I think that hat should go quite nicely with these, don’t you? 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7664 Those are lovely shoes, but you have to wear a mask too! 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7665 How's this going to look down at the corral? 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7666 Regardless, they are still good luck. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7667 Following the nation's lesser known desperate hoarding of "lucky horse shoes," Randy had to improvise, finally finding a use for his wife's dancing shoes. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7668 I would wear a mask if I weren’t colorblind, so I don’t think so. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7669 Why did I pay our blacksmith to attend that beautician's workshop? 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
7670 What? Have you never met an androgynous horse before? 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7671 I'll take off my shoes to see who's taller, if you'll take off your hat, 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7672 Now that's a show of a different color. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7673 Which do you like best? 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7674 My shoes need a shine. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7675 Whaddaya think: blue suede shoes or the ruby slippers? 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
7676 I had a coupon for Designer Shoe Warehouse. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7677 The color of the front ones match the saddle better. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7678 Not in these!!! Not where you plan to go! 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
7679 Check with your agent?! Since when?! 1.1250 0.03185 56 50 6 0
7680 I knew I shouldn’t have trusted that farrier in tap shoes.” 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7681 I still don’t get it. Wouldn’t colored cake or a big box of balloons be easier? 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7682 Well, the horseshoes were out of stock. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7683 Yes, they are a little tight in the toes, but you insisted on wing tips. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
7684 You ain't no polo pony. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7685 Hey, Harold I though you only liked silver shoes 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7686 Your sense of color is really awful! 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7687 You might think it chic, but I call it 'shoddy' 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7688 No more riding roughshod over the McCoys. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7689 I've told you a thousand times--I'm not riding anymore! 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7690 OK I also don’t know which way to go! 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7691 Well of course these two pairs of shoes don't match...think about the thrift shop odds. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7692 You couldn’t pony up the cash for the matching set? 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7693 About time you finally came out of the closet 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7694 But the sign said Nail Salon 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7695 You know what? Let’s skip the ride today. I’m just not feeling it. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
7696 Well I walked a mile, and the Republicans are still very much on the back foot. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7697 I have no idea where she is. The last time I saw her was with some guy on a white horse wearing an eye mask and an Indian named Tonto 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7698 Be happy, finding four matching socks is impossible. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7699 Don't just stand there, do something! 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7700 You think we'll look good together? 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7701 I knew hiring Kim Kardashian to do the horse shoes was a mistake. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7702 Simple Covid protection ~ Annie Thompson 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7703 Looking for a comfortable shoe, am we? 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7704 Your shoes look fine. Is my hat too phallic? 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7705 They don't go with the saddle. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7706 Come on! You said that this time it would be my choice, and besides, the salesman said theTopsiders would give me much better footing on the boat. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7707 OK now it's my turn to ride you! 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7708 I thought it was supposed to be a horse of a different color. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7709 Just remember,whether you choose stallion or mare,you'll 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
7710 Now all I need is a one horse gown. 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
7711 Witch Pair Goes Best With This Saddle...? 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7712 No Bob, the pink ones in the front and the green ones in the back 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7713 Really, Silver? You’re wearing that? 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
7714 No way I'm riding you into town in that mismatched footwear. 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
7715 It’s the latest in high noon fashion. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7716 Too matchy-matchy for summer. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7717 They’re coordinated to match my pedicure. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7718 Those? They get me out of Wyoming. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7719 I don’t know why everyone was so afraid - the shoe factory was terrific. 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
7720 Good girls - good dress to graduation ! 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7721 What did I expect to find on Tinder in the desert? 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7722 Don't take it personally if they're more into bocce. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7723 Why is your nose stickin up? 1.1250 0.06403 48 44 2 2
7724 Dang, Scout! That surgery really messed you up. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7725 Thank you. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7726 Sorry but the party isn't until tomorrow! 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7727 I thought you'd go with the blur suede shoes. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7728 I'm tired of you playing that silly old game with my other ones. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7729 Admit it, your horse sense has no fashion sense 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7730 Where are my—hey, nice shoes... I have the same ones... 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7731 English saddles are a rare sight around these parts. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7732 Your friend George was a little too curious, I had to get that monkey off my back. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7733 Jesus Christ, it’s Jason Bourne. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7734 What's with the face? These are my gallopin' galoshes! 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7735 You didn’t warn me about the pebbles. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7736 See how much better my calves look? 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7737 I got it! You‘ve had your coming out already three times this week!!! 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7738 You just had to have a hat like Pharrell's. So, now, this is happening. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7739 Let’s settle scuffle and give rein to our suppressed desires. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7740 I thought this was supposed to be a zoom call! 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7741 But Dad, Mitt is coming over soon and I want to make a good impression! 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7742 2 pairs bro, this is how extra I am 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7743 Well boy, you get my point now? So tell me what you would've done. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7744 They didn’t have your size 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7745 I asked for four blue but it still counts. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7746 As you can see, I love being a fashioNEIGHsta 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7747 I've told you - I'm They/Them/Theirs now, and this is how I express both my sides! 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7748 The power went out. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7749 Sorry—I’m used to wearing my indoor slippers. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7750 Well those are socks of a different color. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7751 Well, that's one way to save on farrier costs. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7752 You said “Put your best foot forward” 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
7753 I want to understand you. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7754 So the farrier was running a special and you just could not refuse? What’s next - a new saddle fitting? 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7755 Only one pink pair left in the 2x1 clearance 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7756 Just try to keep far from mud, OK? 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7757 What do you mean America will never accept bipartisan horses?. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7758 Woah there, Bessy. Wooooaahhhh... 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
7759 I said, *carry* Bradshaw, not Carrie Bradshaw. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7760 of course that’s how you use them. What year do you think we’re in? 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7761 I thought my shoes were too much 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7762 Think I can be on one of those Italian sports cars? 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7763 Horse says: "I'm definitely getting closer to my true style" 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7764 Will YOU hold ME this time? 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7765 and now let's talk about my contract 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7766 They’re Manol’Whoaaaaaa’ Blaniks 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7767 I forgot what color was my first amazon order. Don’t worry I’ll send them back tomorrow. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7768 What’s this now? 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7769 Do you think they can tell my shoes don’t match? 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
7770 Lester, have you been watching Project Gallopway again? 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7771 The green ones really bring out your eyes. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7772 Why limit myself one look when I can switch them up? 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7773 Justine your mullet under that 10 gallon: Business in the front, party in the back. 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
7774 See? I told you...stylish AND practical 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7775 Look...I know we’re on a budget right now, but I needed new shoes, and they were on sale, so I thought it would be okay 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
7776 I take it back. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7777 Is your gun loaded? Cause I think those guys are after me. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7778 What day is it again? 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7779 Looking hot to trot there Nelly. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
7780 Relax! They did NOT endorse you just because you can wear two pair at a time. Or, for your color matching, evidently. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
7781 You truly are “A Horse Of A Different Color”. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
7782 We all know you don't actually skate, poser. 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
7783 Yeah, I still don't have cattle!" 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
7784 I asked for blue suede shoes, and this is what I got... 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
7785 Oh give me a home where the buffalo room and where horses don’t wear sneakers “ 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
7786 You think I'm gonna get on a horse with them girly shoes?? 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
7787 I told the new guy you needed to be shoed, not new shoes! 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
7788 Well, shoot. I think you got the wrong suitcase. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
7789 Look. Stand still until I'm up there. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
7790 I won't get on 'til you change those Shoes! 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
7791 Do these shoes make my mane look gray? 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
7792 I can't decide....Jazz or Tap? 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
7793 ... lay off’en my blue suave shoes. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
7794 I don't like showing too much skin and wearing Horseshoes , I wear Horsesladies now! 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
7795 Don't spur my idea of fashion. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
7796 All shoe no horse! 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
7797 YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE WEARING HEELS. 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
7798 They’re gloves. They don’t have to match. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
7799 I challenged you to a game of H-O-R-S-E not horseshoes. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
7800 Actually it’s Dr. Black Jack and no I will not ‘giddy-up’ 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
7801 It all started when I this stuff called “paint” to the blacksmith... 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
7802 Bandit, for more reasons than I can explain, my wife is simply not going to be happy about this one. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
7803 I know, I know, but they didn't have four of the same style... 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
7804 These new woman fashion horse shoes are killing me! 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
7805 I know, I know, it's fall. Did you want me to go with the suede oxfords? 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
7806 I know you hate turquoise, but it's not like we're going anywhere where your friends will see them anytime soon." 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
7807 The listing said they were 'custom made for Blitzen' but I know they always say things like that. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
7808 I am a full-time shoe breaker for the NFL. 1.1228 0.03602 57 51 6 0
7809 I bought them from Haus. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
7810 So,is it Nikes or Adidas for you? 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
7811 Red shoes, blue shoes, white ass: MAGA! Got it! 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
7812 My closet light burned out this morning. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
7813 Pink shoes on the front makes better horse sense 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
7814 Well, Governor, you ticked off both the Blue and the Red counties, but it might have been better to put the "unarmed color" closer to the rear end. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
7815 It go, right foot up, left foot slide Left foot up, right foot slide 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
7816 I'm really proud of you for coming out as a non-binary gelding. I hope this gift is appropriate? 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
7817 The nurses need all the luck they can get...so we swapped. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
7818 And all this time I thought you were color blind. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
7819 What do you mean there isn’t another stimulus check coming? 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
7820 The farrier wouldn’t take cash. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
7821 You wear gloves and boots and now you’re staring! 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
7822 I might not accept defeat and step down as president. 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
7823 Now that was a horseshoe of a different color 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
7824 Cowbon 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
7825 Thanks, Partner; I think my partner will like the blue! 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
7826 wanna play 1 on 1? 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
7827 They're from Sarah Jessica Perkers new collection 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
7828 So this is the old town road I was talking about. I told you no one will see your new shoes here during social distancing 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
7829 Then I thought I have four feet, why shouldn't I invest in some Seattle Sloos? 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
7830 It’s those new shoes that make you taller than me. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
7831 Green is for “go”, red is for “stop”; what you see is what you get. 1.1207 0.05542 58 53 3 2
7832 Two tone works for me, don't you think? 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
7833 What, it's just my female rear. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
7834 I told you not to buy anything online 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
7835 I can click my heels for Kansas, my front feet for New York, your choice. 1.1207 0.05542 58 53 3 2
7836 No, the socks go inside the shoes. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
7837 They fit. Now pony up the dough. 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
7838 Obviously. Are *you* ready for Gucci Gulch? 1.1207 0.04315 58 51 7 0
7839 I took playing Twister a little to seriously 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
7840 What, you think this is appropriate for a gelding?? 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
7841 Do you think I can pull it off? 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
7842 I'm @RealBigAss from Tinder. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7843 OK. I said I can call the wind Mariyah. But that's as far as I go. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7844 I will wear the shoes into town if you replace that ridiculous hat. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7845 I hope they have steel insoles. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7846 Banksy has ATV, will travel. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7847 No, my shoes are not supposed to be part of my outfit. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7848 Why do you take everything so literally? 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
7849 They're for good luck 1.1132 0.05815 53 49 2 2
7850 Didn’t anyone teach you that horses can’t see the color red, or that you should always save your receipts? 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7851 There's a different blacksmith in town... 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7852 Close enough to count? 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7853 You can get your shoes back after the gender reveal party. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
7854 Where can we get us some masks around here, Trigger? 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7855 Yes, they're horseshoes. No, you can't borrow them to play that stupid game! 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7856 Please don't call me "old girl." I use they / them pronouns thankyouverymuch. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7857 What makes you think I have red-green color blindness? 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7858 Best I could do for curbside service. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
7859 Which do you think looks better, the blue or the pink? 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7860 Now we're both City Slickers ! 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
7861 Now is not the time to answer “Who was that masked man?” and you can hum “Hi-yo, Silver, away’!” when you also cover your mouth! 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7862 WE HAVE TO CHANGE YOUR NAME 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7863 Get those off and start wearing your own shoes. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7864 The Cowboy Manual wasn't clear, but Clint still felt that something was amiss. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7865 There was a BOGO shoe sale and I couldn't resist. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
7866 'What?' at least they're colour coordinated. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7867 Uh, I think you went to the wrong farrier Silver 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7868 Thanks, Gorsuch. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7869 Big hat, no cattle, but I have a fine horse. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
7870 Shoo! I have foot and mouth disease. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7871 They looked different on the website. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
7872 I promise my fashion statement has no hidden message about the party affiliated with the horse's ass. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
7873 Don't mention my shoes, I won't mention your hat. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7874 I got sick of sensible shoes. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
7875 They may look like shoes, but they're actually cakes. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
7876 Sorry, that’s not enough for you to be called “The Horse of a Different Color.” 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7877 The red ones look like they would be hard to trot in. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7878 Your hat does not go with my shoes and I'm not changing. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
7879 Hey! This is supposed to be a black and white movie! 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7880 I'm not changing again. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7881 Elvis and Dorothy apparently haven't caught onto your shoe fetish 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
7882 I'll change my hat if you'll change your socks, I don't care if they are BOGOS 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
7883 Was it dark in the barn when you put them on" 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
7884 But I wanted blue suede shoes for all four feet! 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7885 Who's your blacksmith ? 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7886 You have your herd immunity, I have mine. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7887 I am not a horse of different colors, I ‘m just understood 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
7888 To have any business at all out here, I must express constant neutrality by exact equality. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
7889 I missed the return window. What’s your excuse for that hat? 1.1132 0.05815 53 49 2 2
7890 I can't help noticing your taste in equestrian fashion comports with your Holiday Spirit! 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
7891 Stay on my good side, pardner. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
7892 Lynn, I couldn't find your horseshoes so...you're gonna have to wear these whore's shoes." "Neigh! How do they make me look?" "Like a whores!" "So I can still buck in them all night?" "Of Horse! 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
7893 test for customer, from cds. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
7894 But horses are supposed to have shoes AND socks . . . 1.1132 0.02902 53 48 5 0
7895 Now we just need a sequined saddle to top it off. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7896 Well, if it were up to me, I’d go with rainbow for your saddle. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7897 When I say "Whoa!", I mean Whoa! 1.1132 0.05815 53 49 2 2
7898 Did you just call my twinkle toes? 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
7899 Of course they're for Christmas. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7900 You didn’t tell me that we’d be alone on the Lone Prairie...what do we do now? 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7901 So know YOU know what it’s like to have the shoe,shoe,shoe,shoe on the other foot! 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7902 I really think you'll find these more practical than the Manolo Blahniks. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7903 Shall we break them in a little? 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
7904 I won’t take them off unless you don a mask. My shoes are an expression of my freedom, wearing a mask is a matter of life and death. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7905 My old shoes just didn’t have enough arch support. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7906 Who are you wearing? 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7907 The top of your hat looks tasty 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7908 Now look here, we can wear either violet shoes or teal shoes but not both! 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
7909 lets see how the roundup goes before you think of returning them 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7910 Can’t ride unlessn’ ya war a mask. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
7911 Stop and Go shoes...very nice! 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
7912 What now Silver? 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
7913 They’re for my Kickstarter. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
7914 Okay, go get the dress now please 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7915 Who do you think we are? Hop-along Cassidy in tweeds? 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7916 I'm hosting a gender reveal party. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
7917 Blacksmith Friday.... I got there late. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7918 Don't tell me I did it again! That's the last time I start work so early. I'm tired of getting dressed in the dark! 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
7919 I thought they said bay horse not gay horse? 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7920 Sorry Hank, but that hat makes me look ridiculous. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
7921 I only wanted the wingtips, but it was buy one get one. 1.1132 0.05815 53 49 2 2
7922 I've been wearing them for weeks, Gene. You just couldn't see on the zoom call. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7923 Since you’re obviously a little unclear on the concept of horseshoes, I’m guessing this is, in fact, your first rodeo. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
7924 Republicans ride horses, too. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7925 Do they turn purple when I gallop? 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7926 They may look "ridiculous" but, I'll have you know they're orthopedic. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7927 Don't knock 'em till you've tried 'em. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7928 The blacksmith was originally from Austin. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7929 I'm trying to say yea to myself more often. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
7930 I said that I needed new shoes for prancing, not dancing 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7931 I see where you're going with this. It will be easier to pick teams for Horseshoes. But I think getting ringers is going to be difficult. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
7932 My eyes are fine. Not like your sloppy writing. The list said "house shoes" plain as day. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7933 That’s not the way to get shoes. 1.1132 0.05815 53 49 2 2
7934 I told you, I’m an Independent horse. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7935 I agree, Trigger the new blacksmith is a little extra... 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7936 The English saddle and the turquoise and pink shoes will wow the gang back in Tombstone. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
7937 I got these online! They're multicolored, washable and one size fits all. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7938 It was Black Friday! 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7939 That hat is soooo last year... 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7940 Back paws got jealous.. no doubt they are females.. 1.1132 0.05815 53 49 2 2
7941 I was just trying to add some fabulous to their luck! 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7942 I’m sorry, Larry, but nothing is going according to plan, and you will have to be more agile! 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7943 You wanna take the first half and I’ll ride the second? 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7944 Me too? 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7945 These gender reveal parties are getting a little ridiculous. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7946 You can continue to test me, Bart. I just do not see color. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7947 What do you mean I’m colorblind? 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7948 Adapting to the real world post pandemic proves difficult for all: “But John, I thought we were zooming into work today?” 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7949 People stopped pointing out the long face. 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
7950 I don't care how much you paid, they are not worth a damn 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7951 Yes, it's a walk of shame. Don't look at me! 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
7952 This new Trump Campaign making riding great again does not work either 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
7953 This here is our show pony. Elvis in the front, Dorothy in the back. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7954 Do I always have to spell it out for you Tex? Of course, I meant horse shoes... 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7955 When you put it in perspective, I can see why my wife has the better legs on those red shoes. Maybe blue is not my color. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7956 Now when I asked for horse shoes, I didn’t think you’d take me literally and get shoes for my horse! They ain’t even the right size Dave! 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7957 Horsebit loafers are too preppy for my taste 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7958 What, like you have never ordered from Amazon in a blackout? 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7959 Soo... when you searched "for a horse with quick feet" in your ad, you didn't mean for tap-dancing? 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7960 Sometimes a 'bargain' isn't a bargain 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
7961 What. You don't like 'em? 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
7962 Let’s do it, i am in my dance shoes today. 1.1132 0.05815 53 49 2 2
7963 The only place I’m allowed to shop is Dress Barn. What’s your excuse?! 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7964 When the west was truly wild @alexandraaawhiteee 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7965 Look, the gender reveal parties are only until the pandemic is over. Then you can go back to giving pony rides. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7966 What?! I swear he said I could be a model. I swear it came straight from the horse’s mouth. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7967 Definitely go with the blue if you're wearing the bow tie unless you're looking for funky 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7968 Ok Tim I'm ready, let's go for a walk 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
7969 Horse couture 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
7970 Once Upon a Time in the Western Hemisphere of the Brain 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
7971 I hope you're more coordinated than those colors. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
7972 You look better than the pig, but it's still not enough 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
7973 Sorry I'm late. I had trouble picking out a matching saddle. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
7974 Cute shoes. Do did you get matching purses too? 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
7975 I'll trade you tha hat for the blue suede shoes. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
7976 You shouldn't laugh at my shoes if you wear that hat! 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
7977 You are suppose to leave the bowling shoes at the bowling alley 1.1111 0.02855 54 49 5 0
7978 What do you mean these aren't the horseshoes you were talking about? 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
7979 Sorry, but the blacksmith is closed on Sunday . 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
7980 It wasnt my first choice. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
7981 While if this isn't a horse of a different color. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
7982 That’s the last time I’m taking you to Neiman Marcus for shoes 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
7983 ‘“It’s not my fault. We’re all colorblind.” 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
7984 Those are whore's shoes. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
7985 No ear holes? 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
7986 You should get some horseshoes for yourself. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
7987 It’s a Tom Ford western. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
7988 No worry, I'm ok with fluid species identity. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
7989 Shop downtown had a Bo-Go. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
7990 What do you think? Should the colors match front and back or left and right? 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
7991 I think we need to get a new farrier. These shoes don't even match. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
7992 Coulda sworn that fella said he was a ‘farrier’ from the East Village. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
7993 Your choice of red or blue could have significant consequences 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
7994 Forget my slippers. Where's your mask? 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
7995 Just click them together and say, “there’s no place like home, there’s no place like home!” 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
7996 all hat no cattle, yes. butMY shoes match! 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
7997 I understand .... Your A Horse Of A Different Color .... So What's Up With The Soft Shoes ?? 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
7998 ' Ok, I think it's recording...' 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
7999 What? You try finding a matched set in that barn of yours. 1.1111 0.05711 54 50 2 2
8000 Do you remember how we were wondering how a new blacksmith even learns that trade anymore? Keep wondering. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
8001 Thanks for trying, but I feel that my left half is masculine and my right half is feminine, not front and back. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
8002 I see you booked another reveal party. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
8003 They're cute. I'm just not sure that Louboutin & Sons is the right farrier for us, sir. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
8004 I know you want me to walk a mile in your shoes but I will be damned if I go out in these colors. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
8005 No, no. Those are meant to be port and starboard. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
8006 Adding RuPaul's Drag Race to the Triple Crown was an excellent idea 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
8007 Elmer’s is celebrating Pride Month 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
8008 The new farrier's from Ferragamo 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
8009 It's no different than a two-tone car. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
8010 Just a thought.... 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
8011 This doesn’t mean you’re a shoe in to win the rodeo! 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
8012 Please take off your shoes before entering 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
8013 I finally feel like the real me. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
8014 I will not ride you till you put on matching shoes! 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
8015 Trumpus wondered if his horse (who was very political) was sending him a message. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
8016 Do you like my horse shoes? 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
8017 It's my wife's twisted idea of a gender reveal. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
8018 What we have was special but an old timer cowboy like you will never understand a pangender horse like me 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
8019 Fair enough, why wouldn’t you pick out your own shoes? 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
8020 Talk about riding in comfort and style 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
8021 Yeah, but can you dunk a basketball? 1.1111 0.03891 54 50 3 1
8022 Really, you look great. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
8023 I'm still not sure about the shoes 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
8024 C’mon trip, the light is fantastic 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
8025 Sorry, these are the only shoes the insurance would cover. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
8026 I know. But I got them on sale. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
8027 Melania won' t be riding you today, Donald. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
8028 The red look better. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
8029 I did NOT step on your blur suede shoes. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
8030 Those aren't the kind of shoes I was talking about. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
8031 I thought the Democrats were the ass? 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
8032 No one ever noticed when we were in black and white. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
8033 Just because they're horse shoes doesn't mean they have to be boring! 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
8034 You look ridiculous. Jinx! 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
8035 Do me a favor and change into your synthetic kicks before wrangling up cattle. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
8036 Oops forgot the for above post 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
8037 ‘I’m in charge of tapping my heels together three times. You’re in charge of saying ‘There’s no place like home.’’ 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
8038 I know how you feel about Nike but, it was buy one get one! 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
8039 And you get your second pair 50% off! 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
8040 Update the hat cowboy, there's a new sheriff in town! 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
8041 You never said which color you were wearing so I wore both just in case. 1.1111 0.05711 54 50 2 2
8042 Buddy, I said let’s wear something to elongate our legs - not our heads 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
8043 Maybe we should try the police siren again 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
8044 You've got too many boots to fill 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
8045 You told me I needed shoes so I got some from your wife. 1.1111 0.05711 54 50 2 2
8046 What? It’s Ladies Night down at Sneaky Pete’s 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
8047 Do you now believe that there is a gap in the market for horse shoes? 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
8048 Iget the blue suede shoes, but why the red ones? 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
8049 Wasn’t sure what kind of shoe would protect me so hedging my bets 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
8050 It’s lockdown! Let me live a little! 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
8051 I forgot my work shoes. Hope you don’t mind I borrowed some of Nance’s 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
8052 So...you really want to start the conversation on fashion judgement? 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
8053 Now you try. 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
8054 PPE, it helps with the cow pies. 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
8055 You said to stop being a clothes horse, but you didn’t mention shoes! 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
8056 No it doesn't count, and anyway they're not remotely close. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
8057 You don't say anything about the shoes, I won't say anything about the hat. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
8058 Would you rather wear gender neutral colors? 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
8059 Famous Footware, Buy One, Get One sale. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
8060 That's not what I had in mind when I said we need to get you new shoes, Mr. Ed. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
8061 And where's Elvis and Dorothy? 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
8062 I told her I don't want any witch on my back! Not the wicked witch of the East, West, North or South! Nay! 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
8063 Are you kidding? I wouldn't wear these to a stampede! 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
8064 Ok. Just so long as you don’t start wearing Crocs all the time. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
8065 Considering your career as a cowboy I assumed it was a concept you would have alreaady entertained. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
8066 It was a clearance sale, I had to settle for what was left. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
8067 You’re right. You do have two left feet. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
8068 Do these say 'fashion plate,' or is it just obvious that I've given up trying? 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
8069 Why are you surprised? The blacksmith was once on Project Runway. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
8070 This fraternal twin gender reveal is getting a little complicated. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
8071 dams, I could not really decide sire! 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
8072 Shoddy choice of footwear for today's ride horse. 1.1042 0.04456 48 43 5 0
8073 Why did you give me these pumps? These are not the colors of the year anymore. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
8074 By November we need at least three blue. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8075 The farrier never has my size, and these were on sale next door. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8076 You can take the shoes off if you want, but you’re going to see my toes, and once that box is open, you can’t close it again. Think long and hard about this, Thomas. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
8077 Are you ready for the reveal? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8078 You mean you actually want fashion advice from a guy wearing a totally dorky hat? 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
8079 The Smith was home quarantining and I had to shoe myself this morning, so let' cut the smart remarks OK? 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
8080 His nice new shoes, in hindsight, may not have been the best impulse buy, as now he's being confronted with a twisted ankle... 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
8081 No, I said: "You're Keen'. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8082 They are vegan leather, don't worry. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8083 So I‘m color blind - you find yourself an owner who’s going to buy a horse any color of slippers 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
8084 Seriously Sir, I don’t think we should DIY it anymore. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8085 I remember where they go by thinking that red goes with horses' asses! 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8086 So what if they don't match, you'll still be a pacesetter. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8087 I think they should all be the same color. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8088 $17.95 at Chaps-R-Us. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8089 Dang, Trigger, quit raisin’ my closet! 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8090 I'm going to the Christmas dance. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8091 So, c’mon, Tex. Am I a boy or a girl? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8092 Last time I'm buying shoes online! 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
8093 I know, they're not lucky. But the farrier's in lock-down. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8094 And then he said to me, ‘just click your heels three times together...’ 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8095 They were all out of the purple ones. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8096 There was a sale, so I thought I'd change it up 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8097 What do you mean "you want to be on top this time" 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
8098 Where are my cowboy boots? 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
8099 Do your hooves represent coming or going just like Trump's confusing policies! 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
8100 Sorry they said “Just glue it.’ 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
8101 Let me guess, patrol ends at six but square dancing's at seven? 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
8102 Look, I needed new shoes, and you weren't around; so, I just found the nearest shoe store. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
8103 Shhhhh. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8104 Maybe, but who wears a feed bag like you do? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8105 I thought we dress up for a search party. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8106 Where's your mask, partner! 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8107 You may know hats, but I've decided to shoe myself. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8108 (Horse speaking): Yes, they are a bit outre, but the stilettos totally threw off my trot. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
8109 Oh, you meant whores in high heels. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
8110 I hope you realize that you have your shoes on backwards. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
8111 What do you think? Which pair goes better with the saddle? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8112 And you think my hat looks funny... 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
8113 I see you found the clearance sale at DSW. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8114 Do you think high heels would look better? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8115 I'm not much of a dancer. All my friends tell me I have two left feet. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8116 Why so judgy? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8117 Didn't know which pair of shoes to wear Pardner! Where we headed, blue state or red state? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8118 Now the ants will not be able to lick my feet. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8119 Who are you calling a tenderfoot? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8120 What? Carrie Bradshaw is my spirit animal. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
8121 Could not afford the horseshoes and these were on sale 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8122 They were on sale at Saks 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8123 Christmas in July sale? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8124 I’ll take off these silly slippers if you remove that ridiculous hat. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8125 If you get rid of the hat I’ll get rid of the shoes and socks 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8126 I'm walking a mile in my friend's moccasins, that's what I'm doing. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
8127 Hm. I think he’ll like the blue ones better. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
8128 You'll like them cause the easy trails make you look good. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8129 Mine's around my neck. Where's yours? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8130 Whaddya' mean you don't like my hat? 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
8131 I *thought* that farrier might have liked "Cats" a little too much.. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
8132 Oh, yeah? At least I’m not wearing that stupid hat. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8133 Can’t we just decide on one assigned sex? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8134 Are they Louboutin or a fake? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8135 I see you’re ready for the Horseshoe Jamboree but low heels??? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8136 Not to make excuses, but you do know our vision is dichromatic. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8137 Yeah, no, I mean: They *are* ugly, but the whole point is that they're ugly. You fucking idiot. You piece of shit...bitch. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
8138 And I told you I wanted stilettos! 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8139 You could at least have got matching colours. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
8140 Under the spreading chestnut-tree, there’s only a haberdashery now. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
8141 Do you really have to wear those pumps 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8142 My stallmate died last week. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
8143 So you’re going from Mr Ed to Ms Edwina? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8144 OK there cowboy. I guess this would be your first rodeo. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8145 What do you mean the pink ones make my butt look big? 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
8146 My name is Mx. Ed (they, them) 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8147 When you said they had a buy one, get one sale...I was hoping we could split 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8148 The blue ones go much better with your mane. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8149 They look alright to me. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8150 Ahhh...Couldn’t find two matching pairs. 1.1000 0.05890 50 47 1 2
8151 What makes you think I need to be reminded which legs are for "whoa!" and which are for "giddy up?" 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
8152 What's the problem? Blue's progressive? Red's regressive? Why does everything have to be a political statement? 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
8153 Impressive, but doesn’t take away from the fact that your leg is still broken. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8154 Sorry babe, they were out of fishnet stockings. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
8155 They didn' t have four matching ones in the sale bin. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
8156 EITHER IT'S A TWO DATE EVENING OR YOU CAN'T DECIDE WHICH DRESS TO WEAR 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8157 Well, you know, the blue goes with my eyes, and the red, goes with the bow on my tail. What are you wearing? 1.1000 0.05890 50 47 1 2
8158 It’s not that kinda horseshoe contest 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
8159 So you don’t like the Gucci ones I got you! 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
8160 You're not Helmut Newton's type. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8161 In the barn go straight to the big purple stable! 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
8162 My front two feet pronate... 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8163 If you’re not going to call by my name, my preferred pronoun is they. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
8164 Manolo Blahniks 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
8165 Look! Look what happens when you run from a gun fight! 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8166 My nigga get some baller ass shit on those toes if you gon be wearin that yee yee ass hat mothafuckin bitch ass white boy 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
8167 I like the shoes but the gloves don’t match. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8168 Wrong house 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8169 What kind of boobie are you? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8170 Maybe I'll have better luck with these. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8171 No, they do NOT match! 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8172 I asked for red FISH,blue FISH. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8173 Please don’t kill me for wearing unmatched shoes, Cowboy Stu! 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
8174 Well buddy, that's a 'Stop!' ánd 'Go!', I guess. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8175 I suppose you’re right. I wouldn’t wear different two different colored shoes either. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8176 You try having your shoes nailed to your toes, buster! Now I’m the equestrian face for Michel Jordan’s and rootin’ tootin’ proud of it too, partner! 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
8177 Yeah, well, you have to watch out for typos on Ebay. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8178 please stop taking your sexual frustration out on me. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
8179 They only had one size per color. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8180 Oh no according to Harry Potter lore this means you're no longer a slave horse 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8181 You said I needed shoes... 1.1000 0.05890 50 47 1 2
8182 I know times have changed but they still don't match. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
8183 I told you. Keep the shoes. But that hats is mine. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
8184 How many Rothy's is that now? 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
8185 Horses aren't supposed to be fancy. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
8186 They're really comfortable, but I don't know whether to stop or go. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8187 Based on your profile, I expected matching high heals. Now I have to re-think this entire arrangement. David B. Smith Miami Beach, FL 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
8188 Oh and you think my hat is funny? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8189 Um, you do know they don't match, right? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8190 I’m sorry your eyes hurt from the sun. They don’t make bigger brims. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8191 I just need a ride to the barn 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
8192 I have another twos pairs just like this at home 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8193 I was hoping you knew how to get there. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8194 Patriotic yes, but it's just not you. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8195 I don't wana be in a rodeo." "That's good, neither do I! 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8196 Look, I know the colors don't quite match, but horseshoes just aren't in style anymore. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
8197 Are those the 'Gravity Defyers" advertised on the next page? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8198 No it's not your turn. Now let me explain again.... 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8199 Where's your pink cowboy boots ? That Hat makes you look a right Knob I blame Brokeback Mountain 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8200 Talking to the horse: If you get tired, you can use my hat to hang the reins. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8201 I’m here for the Texas Four Step lessons 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8202 Howdy, Did you wash your hooves and where is your mask? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8203 Culture wars at Rodeo. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8204 Which better suits me - the Armani or the Gucci? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8205 Do these make me look feminine? 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
8206 Sorry, boss, but I prefer function over fashion. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
8207 You still don't believe in rebirth? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8208 Ah said, let’s take a pause. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8209 I needed a different way to express my personality. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8210 You want to know why my look upsets you Craig? Look in the horsing mirror! You’re a conformist mate! Do you think a 10-gallon hat is original? No siree Bob. You’ve played yourself. You’re nothing but a cog in the capitalist hat machine. A disgrace. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8211 I got 'em at Macy's "going out of business" sale 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8212 No more ridiculous than boots that ignore the spread of human toes or a hat tall enough for a sausage-shaped head. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
8213 I know they don't match - but until you get rid of that ridiculous hat your are in no position to give fashion advice. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8214 A horse has no shoes 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8215 They're a little over the top but I think they work with the plain saddle. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8216 Haven’t you heard...Texas is a purple state 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8217 #1 Is that what you're wearing? #2 I could have used some help this morning... 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
8218 You sure are ‘a horse of a different color.’ 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
8219 First it was shoes. Now you want boots. Make up your mind! 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8220 It was an after Christmas shoe sale! 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
8221 Nike and Adidas both made offers I couldn't refuse. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
8222 See, I told you, it’s just not the same without the rhinestoned wagon.. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
8223 I couldn’t find four that matched. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8224 Yes, these are my quarantine shoes. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8225 I guess we'll just have to play Bocce. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8226 They're Pradas. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
8227 Home on the Range , pardner. Get thyself your hiking boots. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8228 It was buy one pair, get the second pair half off 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8229 Well,...quite frankly....they clash. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8230 My farrier says it's the latest trend. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
8231 I'm here for the gender reveal party. 1.1000 0.02474 50 46 4 0
8232 These boots are made for walking And that's just what they'll do One of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you… 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
8233 Alex Jones was right! First the frogs, now the horses... 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8234 I know that you need good luck, but this is too much. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8235 I'm a horse. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8236 Trying to fit in the "so called fasion" 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8237 Front wheel drive. ABS in the back! Let’s go!!! Put the bandanna over your nose! 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8238 Asymmetric style is in these days 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
8239 Well, the blacksmith was closed. You know, COVID lockdown. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8240 The kick ball change is on seven not eight. Let’s take it from the top again. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
8241 You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him drip. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
8242 It’s true! Riding is the new smoking. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
8243 If wishes were horses, but well they're not and beggars won't ever ride will they? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8244 No more cowboy stereotypes for me Johnny, I'm going gender neutral. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8245 Oh, I ain't going in there arm in arm, I need my high heels! 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8246 Pink or blue, I can't decide. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8247 Make up your mind! 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8248 Yes, we know...Paws were not included in the costume. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8249 Come on now, time for the gender reveal party... 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8250 As you can guess, I’ve had my share of rodeos 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8251 When I gave the farrier carte blanche, I didn’t see this coming. @smokingdogs1 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8252 As I never get to choose where we're riding, I think I may choose to ride in style at least 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
8253 It’s called being gender fluid, Cowboy! Neiigh, you wouldn’t know 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8254 Ok so you’ve done the pink and blue thing, now what? This is supposed to be a gender REVEAL, so where is the revelation? I can’t even tell who’s having what. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
8255 Yes, but at least I'm Brand-Aware. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8256 the good news is they were on sale, the bad news is I think I might have a shopping addiction. Take my credit card away from me Carl 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8257 We’ll show that Muybridge horses caint fly. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8258 When I said you could pick out your shoes, you didn’t say you were colorblind. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8259 And if I take off my hat? 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
8260 Perfect couple 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8261 I was trying to walk a mile in your shoes." Cowboy replies, "And, I was trying to social distance. Neither is working. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8262 Bad human! I say women first ✊ 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8263 I am a horseman. Not BoJack though. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
8264 What!? When I am galloping they are brown. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8265 I think they make my legs look longer 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8266 This is the last time I let you go to PRADA for horseshoes! 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
8267 So, the only two pairs in your size... 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
8268 On the first part of the journey, I was looking at all the life; there were shoes and hats and lots of things.... 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8269 The saddle looks so 2019 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
8270 I understand you had to get two pairs, but why did you have to get two DIFFERENT pairs? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8271 I thought you said I could get whichever ones I wanted. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8272 I just couldn’t decide which shoes to wear. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8273 They’re from a startup on Instagram. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8274 Have you considered dressing for the occasion? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8275 Be honest, do these make my bit look big? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8276 I told you they'd look better on me 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8277 Nahh... the Yellow ones looked more classy 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
8278 They're the new Balenciaga Triple S. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8279 I am gender neutral but prefer women on back seat 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
8280 I said I wanted horse shoes, Dave, not whore shoes. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
8281 No, your new whip is apparently on backorder. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
8282 It's the latest fashion in Dallas 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
8283 Well they weren't doing you any favors. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
8284 If you’re gonna take me to the ‘old town road’, I wanna dress like it, too. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
8285 My last owner was Jimmy Choo 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
8286 It reckon it’s time we had a centaur. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8287 Ranger, I was talking about Gallup polls, not gallop by the poles. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8288 Damn farrier! 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
8289 With the farrier out of town, we had to go to the cobbler 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8290 I know you meant well, but Mister Ed must be rolling over in his grave! 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8291 I've got the running part down. I just need to work on my biking and swimming. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8292 Since the missus died, I thought I’d try them on. 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
8293 I heard the taps on those shoes. Can you shuffle-off-to-Buffalo? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8294 You have to ride side-saddle. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8295 But with my turquoise belt buckle, it's just a little too much. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8296 Are those your dressage shoes? 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
8297 That darn blacksmith is at it again! 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8298 I know why I'm wearing slippers. What I don't know is why you aren't wearing a mask... 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
8299 Ain’t no problem with expressing your masculine and feminine sides. It’s just I’d rather you didn’t use our Sunday shoes when you do. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8300 I know.....but they didn’t have two pairs left in the same size and same color. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8301 High heels; really?? 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
8302 It may be wild, but it's not "wild west." 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
8303 I took the red pill and the blue pill”. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8304 Queer-eye for the black smith. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8305 Sorry, Clyde, but people just won’t buy “Whoreshoes—the shoes for racy horses” 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8306 This ain't cross-dressin' podna! YOU had a hangova and Betty-Jo was ma sole chance of gettin' shoed! 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8307 If I am going to quarantine, I'm doing it with style. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8308 I am four footed and well shod. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8309 Sorry Tex, I am going to pursue a shoe contract instead of steer. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8310 That wont help. We need to live our own lives. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8311 I'm sorry Topper. Apparently the non-binary farrier has subtle chauvinistic impulses. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8312 Harry Winston Ruby & Emerald if you really must know. 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
8313 I could compete with myself on Dancing with Stars! 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
8314 Aw shucks, you don't like em? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8315 If I have to have shoes, they have to be fabulous. 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
8316 You still my unicorn horn for your hat. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8317 Elegant, but you need to take horseshoeing class. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8318 Sorry, the blacksmith is on vacation. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8319 Ok, I'm ready to ride into town. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8320 If you mind my asking Trigger, is this your first rodeo 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8321 What do you mean, "Hi-Ho", Kemo Sabe? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8322 I really love the invisible socks! 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8323 No one likes being proven right about their paranoias. 'Cus they always turn out to be true. 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
8324 Are you sure I'm not an antelope? 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
8325 Because I couldn't find four colors alike, that's why. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8326 Tell me again why I couldn’t get matching ones. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8327 Wanna dance? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8328 The farrier had me tongue-tied. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8329 With the shutdown and all, we've kind of gotten addicted to tossing horse shoes. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8330 Hmmm...I don’t know why they are different colors but I have another set just like them back at the barn. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8331 Oh shit, I just forgot about socks! 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8332 I have another couple of pair back at the corral just like these. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8333 Manolo Blahniks, per chance? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8334 I suppose you'd prefer a clothes horse? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8335 We've been over this. No matter how hard you try, the new fence isn't going to be bipartisan. 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
8336 to help me remember; it's not blue-blue-red-red, rather blue-red-blue-red 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
8337 I'm a prancing horse now 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
8338 My blacksmith just returned from equine-fashion school. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8339 Ok I get the red ruby ones, but where'd you get the blue ones? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8340 They said the scene was 3D. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8341 I've decided to change my brand of horse-shoe. 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
8342 But the Cowboys already have a placekicker. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8343 Business in the front, party in the rear! 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8344 Hmm ... blue shoes on the front end, red shoes on the back end. Seems right to me. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8345 Sorr-eeee! I missed Nordstrom’s summer sale email! 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8346 Even with the hat, you’re still not 6’3” and a male model. 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
8347 Oh, so now you're LeBron James? 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
8348 Pastel pumps after Easter is going to get you nothing but horse laughs, mi amigo.” 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8349 You also want me to number them? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8350 These are GENUINE Nikes. Close only counts in YOUR version! 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8351 is that a tall hat or are you just happy to see me?" 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
8352 I'm thinking tartan for the feedbag. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8353 Imelda sent me. Evelyn Wolfson Wayland ma 01778 508358460 e.wolfson@comcast.net 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8354 We were comparing shoes and then there was this stampede. 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
8355 I'm thinking of running for President. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8356 You ain’t ruining my style with that getup! 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8357 Fan of H. W., I see 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8358 It’s port side red and starboard side green. Not forward and aft. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8359 This is not proper social distancing. Where is Amazon with those masks for us? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8360 Loved you in The Nutcracker 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8361 I said "Let's slip in when no one's around" not "Let's wear slippers." 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8362 Oh, neigh! Back in a minute...have to change these mismatched shoes. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8363 What? DSW was having a two for one sale. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8364 Different colors are better than different sizes, right??? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8365 Horse with different color shoes on. 1.0962 0.02393 52 48 4 0
8366 ... and don't you step on the pink ones either! 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8367 I know there have been bear-sightings nearby but do you think we've overdone it? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8368 So, my hat looks stupid, does it? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8369 From a mix and match sale. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8370 Honey, that's not what I meant when I said to put on the horseshoes 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
8371 The front are Jimmy Choo, the back are Ferragamo. 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
8372 Praying it will confuse the gelder. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8373 When horses got better shoes than you. 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
8374 My horse sense tells me the big money is in endorsements. M. C. Pereira New Bedford, MA 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8375 Blue: front. Red: rear. Does that help? 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
8376 when i said jump i meant up and over. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8377 I don't care that your bisexual, I just want a ride into town, ok? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8378 I know I am all hat but you are all slippers 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
8379 I'm sorry, we're calling in the human doctor today" Benjamin Kaneda, New York Cit 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8380 My shoes, your hat. Quite the city slicker. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8381 Going my way! 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8382 You wouldn’t believe what I paid for these. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8383 It was on sale. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8384 Like your shoes, but i want to share my story 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8385 You're Biden your time, then lead with the Left for the Supreme Garland! 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
8386 What do you think? Do the green ones make me look fat? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8387 The fit is a little loose...do these come in half sizes? I think I need a hoof size up. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8388 Go home. Your hooves don’t match! 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8389 For real-doe HAAAAAAY!!! 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8390 I don't play red light green light. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8391 Hey! They're gender neutral at least. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8392 I told you not to take me to that red-and-blue-smith! It just didn't look right. 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
8393 Is Amazon your new farrier? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8394 I said I wanted new horse shoes, not whore shoes. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8395 Oh what are you wearing? That hat's hideous. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8396 I love the look,... but they're killing my arches. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8397 So, you're one of those swing oaters. 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
8398 You can pitch all of these. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8399 Ok, now it’s my turn. Let’s put the saddle on you and I get to ride !!! 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8400 You have to agree. They do look better then the dire pedicure you gave me! 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8401 Don't like it? Next time, don't do such a shoddy job. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8402 How about you help me punch some cattle rather than this stupid Pas de Quatre. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8403 I'll take off the silly socks if you'll take off that stupid hat. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8404 I hear you aced your ballet tryout. 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
8405 I'm trying out for the basketball team. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8406 If you were going for gender fluid, maybe yellow and teal would have been a good choice. 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
8407 The boots were not flattering on me, so I went in a totally different direction....” 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8408 I needed some luck so we switched shoes 1.0962 0.05668 52 49 1 2
8409 From now on, my name is Wo/Man o’ War. 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
8410 I have to remember to look for a blacksmith without a shoe fetish. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8411 I'm as surprised and shocked as you are! 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
8412 We need to have a serious talk with your farrier 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8413 Pink and Blue Shoes. I'm going to a reveal party. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8414 No no no, not green shoes for a posse 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8415 I see, these shoes are made for walking. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8416 I thought you said casual. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8417 I think there was a misunderstanding, I just wanted red. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8418 You are colorblind, right? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8419 It was buy one get one half off. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8420 For the record, I know the soles are glued on 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
8421 Could you do me a favor and not leave legos around the range? 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
8422 Look, my life’s about living in 2 spirits, Ten Gallon! 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8423 Don't these colors look great on me? Just staying away from red or blue lately... 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
8424 They say if you love something, you should buy it in different colors...right? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8425 Sheesh, Grumpy Pardner, I know the situation is dire, but will nothing put a smile on your face? 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
8426 At the store they told me twinning is in. Quadruplet-ing is old fashioned. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8427 Should I stay? Or should I go? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8428 Well maybe it needs to be messed with, David. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8429 ' Hey! That’s a pretty good idea! I’ll give you the moon, Mary. ' 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
8430 You can lead a horse to the blacksmith, but........ 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
8431 We were out of nails and I didn’t want to lose you too. 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
8432 They're all lefts. 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
8433 Glamour don't 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
8434 Wait that’s illegal 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8435 look, they said I need to lighten up. So stop horsing around and teach me already!!! 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8436 What do you mean, I have two left feet! 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
8437 if the shoe fits you don't need THE guy wearing multiple hats- COVID times" orkercaptio 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
8438 what do you think ? which pair suits me best? I hesitate! 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8439 Can we go now, please. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8440 Did you leave your 3D glasses in the barn? 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
8441 This is what they really meant when they said “a horse of a different color.” 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8442 I'm not sure whether you're an elephant or a donkey. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8443 So you are telling me that each of your hooves are size 8s... in womens? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8444 Equestrian Chic? That’s so 2015. @newyorkercartoons @newyorkermag 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8445 You bought TWO pairs of Yeezys? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8446 I thought I’d switch it up today, you know. 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
8447 I would like to reiterate my discomfort with the ‘Judgement of Solomon Gender Reveal’ concept 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8448 Thought I’d dress myself for once. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8449 These were the only ones they had in your size. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8450 They said they only sell shoes in pairs of two. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8451 Hoof beats in heels 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
8452 This two person horse costume has a lot of people fooled, even though the hooves were not included. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8453 I figure I join the politic bandwagon 1.0962 0.04958 52 48 3 1
8454 I think I'm ready for my Zoom call. 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8455 Jordan had a sale? 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8456 Well atleast we can still party Ronald 1.0962 0.04128 52 47 5 0
8457 My gender is...ambiguous. But I do like to be ridden hard. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8458 I wear them just in case there are any tornados. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8459 Mind if I borrow your pacifier? 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
8460 Horseshoes are so passé’ now, I went on line at Boots & Saddle.com, they have a 2 for 1 deal. These rodeos are starting to wear me down. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8461 Yes, you wear them better. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8462 Who says horseshoes have to be ugly?" "I used to trot. Now I strut." "It's Rustic Chic." I'm going for Rustic Chic." 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8463 I don't care if it's the latest fashion! Get me horseshoes. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8464 I can explain. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8465 For sure they were in the dryer Frank Buckley ,Andover, MA 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8466 Maybe a bit too matchy, matchy? 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8467 After retirement, I switched to cleats. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8468 I know you want to express yourself, but I'm drawing the line at high heels. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8469 I'm telling you, Hop-along Cassidy would have no problem with these shoes. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8470 So what is it going to be - ballet with The Red Shoes or Rockabilly with your blue suedes? 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8471 Damn Eye-talian ferriers 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8472 What are those? 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8473 I'm here from the Transcontinental Express. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8474 It's time you noticed. I'm non-bi. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8475 Would it not have been easier to just put numbers on them? 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8476 Why are my blue shoes in front?? 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8477 Don’t worry, these are my lucky shoes. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8478 I told you: no slippers in the corral. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8479 Yeah, well you wear 'em. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8480 How much did you pay the blacksmith for those flimsy shoes? 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8481 I know your new shoes are fashionable but . . . 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
8482 Sorry Buckwheat , I am not your insemination vet . 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8483 no, that's my hat, not a dick for you 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8484 Yep, the red ones make you look fat. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8485 I don’t care about social distancing. I still have to get on your back if I’m going to ride you! 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8486 My luck ran out. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8487 You should have gone with the pink for all four - this is way over the top. 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
8488 Pahdner---Those are some dancing' shoes!!!!!! 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8489 I told him I was a little light in the loafers. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8490 You trying to be a bucking bronco with those Stop and Go horse shoes? 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8491 Alright...once more, SIT! 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
8492 The mismatch I can deal with, it's the nailing them into my hooves part that I have a problem with. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8493 Pete the Cat, who? 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8494 Now that you've made your point I'll get my tools, and you can try walking a mile in mine. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8495 Your turn toride, or mine? 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8496 I’m behooved to ask... “What? No rhinestones and sequins!?!” 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8497 Sorry. They only had two of each at Payless, and I had to sell my really big hat for them. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8498 My tenderfeet are bigger than yours. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8499 So you DID find two pair! 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8500 Don't be upset, but I like the blue ones in front. No offense, but I also have fashion sense. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8501 I'm tellin ya, you were just havin a bad dream. (Origin of the term "foot in mouth") 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8502 You've never cared about J.K. Rowling before, sir. 1.0851 0.02151 47 44 3 0
8503 Now Barnaby, I'm supposed to go clip-clop not flip-flop. 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
8504 No mask, no horsing around. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8505 I know you said just one, but they were 50% off! 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8506 Which color matches the barn door? 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8507 I found a farrier for you but you won't like her style. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8508 I don't care if they are Manolo Blahnik, you "would-be cowboy" city guys know nothing about comfort. 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
8509 How am I supposed to tell if you're a boy or a girl horse? 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8510 I knew you wouldn't approve, but I'm all set for Christmas now. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8511 Well, being the founder of the OZ fan club in these parts, you know my choice? 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8512 They're Michael K-horse 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8513 Did you not say that we were striking out to Bowling Green? 1.0851 0.02771 47 44 3 0
8514 Queeny ... , didn't I tell you not to enter the bath room ? 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
8515 Don’t follow your dreams—chase them. But if I dig my spurs in, go faster, and if I pull on the bit, slow down. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8516 Not nearly as silly as that hat looks on you. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8517 Christmas is ALWAYS around the corner, right? 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8518 I'm going for an androgynous look. 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
8519 My vet told me that these shoes should help me with my problem of flat foot 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8520 They are not new I swear 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
8521 No, really, you look fine. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8522 You think you neigheeeed these more than me? 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8523 You gotta lay off my blue suede shoes. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8524 Looking for love in all the wrong laces. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8525 I'm ahead of my time with theese shose. what a colorless world this would be without 'em 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8526 These will help when I am on "Dancing With the Stars." 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8527 Now I know why you are called, Giddy-up Two-Shoes. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8528 Smoky! Fancy shoes? In this economy? And who do you plan to show those off to? 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8529 My square dancing partner was a no-show. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8530 I had to, the blacksmith is self-quarantined. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8531 I had a two-for-one coupon from Zappos. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8532 I hate to say it, but at the end of the day, it is what it is." 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8533 Do flats make me look frumpy? 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8534 These is red bottoms. These is bloody hooves. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8535 Didn't know which pair to fetch. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8536 Now all I need.....Hey, you wouldn't happen to have a stick of gum ? 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8537 They didn't have two pairs in either colour. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8538 Personally, I would have gone with a deep purple in back. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8539 Ha-Ha-Ha...Did it occur to you that I might be color blind? 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8540 They're this season's carriage trade collection. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8541 They didn’t break you they woke you. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8542 Sorry. Zappos didn't have four in one color. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8543 You never heard of lucky horseshoes? First time I wore them I met the sexiest stallion! 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8544 What?! There was a BOGO sale at Macy before they closed. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8545 I blue brings out your eyed! 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8546 I know you like the red, but we ran out of red for your front foot size. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8547 Twins 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8548 It seems that Prada is now trending in the blacksmith market too. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8549 Who says wrasslin' dogies and cowpokin' can't benefit from a little femininity? Also, these were on sale. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8550 You're right, it is a very realistic Halloween costume. 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
8551 OK Blue Suede, now dance the blues ... 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8552 OK. Fine. So what are your pronouns now? 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8553 This is the day, it’s finally my turn to ride you 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8554 Those metal shoes gave me blisters. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8555 Shouldn't you be wearing a mask or something? 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
8556 But I got them on sale..... OR I know its bold. But Valentino wore them in Paris Couture, you know? OR What ?! Their not last season.. OR As Marilyn used to say, "give a girl the right shoes and she can conquer the world" 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8557 It's not MY fault. The blacksmith asked me what type of shoes I was looking for and I told him. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8558 What? They were BOGO. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8559 They said I would have to wait if i wasn't ok with a... supports of a different color. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8560 When you’re a Trump supporter and still a democratic. (Horse shoes) 1.0851 0.02771 47 44 3 0
8561 This was Michael Maslin’s idea. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8562 So much for our Hamptons getaway. You definitely can't wear red or green shoes on a Thursday. 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
8563 So, if he kicks me with his front legs it’s a boy and the back ones it’s a girl? 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8564 This Makybe Diva is going to Broadway! 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
8565 Dude, we must all find our own bliss. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8566 O.k., but even with the saddle you’ll be a sexy, riderless horse. 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
8567 And you couldn't get a saddle to match those??? 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8568 It’s gonna be hard to play ‘horseshoes’ with those. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8569 Actually it's green for the right side, pink for the left. 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
8570 No, it's not the hitching post. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8571 You’ve got yourself sideways, sailor. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8572 This is close to Texas mess'n... 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8573 Who's that unmasked man" -- doesn't have the same ring to it, right? 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8574 Yeah, but, by "matching", I mean all 4 should be the same color and style. 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
8575 I understand your gender issues, but the shoes go back to Zillow! 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8576 You ARE my favorite horse, but those aren't my favorite shoes" 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8577 No, you already stole my shoes, you can't steal my hat. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8578 Hokey Pokey tonight? Remember, It's not a shoe-in, It's a left foot in or is it a Shoo-in? oh Hell, what's the shaking all-about? 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8579 Unfortunately I’m color blind and don’t know what you are talking about. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8580 Your farrier has a good sense of style but a bad eye for color 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8581 For the last time, Carrie Bradshaw is a fashionista, not a farrier. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8582 Nordstrom is not my idea of "riding into town for a little shoe therapy." 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8583 Ima gunna have to have a discussion with the Blacksmith out in the woodshed. 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
8584 You’re confused! I’m confused! This whole round up is confusing! 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8585 Which pair compliments my hide tone? 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8586 Those shoes will wear out before we get to the barn 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
8587 So, where's Humpty? 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8588 I said go to the farrier, not the fair. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8589 Why? It's just silly superstition anyway! 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8590 Sorry, I wouldn't recognize the Lone Ranger without a mask. 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
8591 Well, you can do anything but stay off of my blue suede shoes. 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
8592 Yup, Amazon delivers here, too. 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
8593 They're the same Neymar was wearing on TV! 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8594 I can see we're having issues with the supply chain... 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8595 I like these flats better than the stilettos, but due to COVID, they didn’t have two pair in the same color. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8596 The expression "The bigger the hat the better the cowboy" may not apply here and don't get me started about the shoes. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8597 Lucky they had your size. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8598 What? Like you ever match your shoes to your gloves. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8599 I bought the front pair through Pinterest and the back pair through Instagram. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8600 I take it the farrier's been drinking again! 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8601 After horse yoga I found balance between my right brain and my left brain. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8602 If you wanna know, nothing is weirder than this hat... Theoni Kaziani, Boulder, CO. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8603 The local fair was more popular than expected this year. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8604 When they finally met, the horse couldn’t help but laugh at the man’s silly hat. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8605 I TOLD YOU THOSE PINKSMITHS WERE WEIRDOS.... 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8606 I'm voting. And I think it's high time we put our best feet forward. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8607 First of all, they don't match and indigo goes better with silver. So Hi! Ho!, Mr. Ranger. 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
8608 "and What!,you're just going to wear that same old ridiculous Hat? " 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8609 Another comment like that and you're dogfood 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8610 You know I don't bowl anymore, Lenore. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8611 I'm no neigh-sayer," said Cowboy Clem. "We all gotta make due 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8612 This is what happens, Mr. Know-It-All Horse, when you buy online. I wanted to go to the mall! 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8613 Again? Fine, you're Usain Bolt, but only if I get to be Bill Pickett. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8614 I know we're not supposed to be political, sheriff, but the red shoes fit so perfectly. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8615 Ya wear the red shoes on the front feet, dumb horse! 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8616 They're no-show socks. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8617 They made me an offer I couldn't refuse. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8618 I'm not much of a clothes horse but these are the latest trend in horseshoes. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8619 I know you miss human contact, but theses look ridiculous. 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
8620 When I say "Hi-ho Silver away," no politics if Tonto is around. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8621 Deal with it. They don't make horseshoes like they used to. 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
8622 Uh, oink? 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8623 Just say it--the coral’s too much for the corral. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8624 Well, do your mittens match your shoes? Didn't think so. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8625 Well the red ones go with your eyes and the blue ones go with my eyes. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8626 He said he apprenticed at Zappo’s 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8627 It's nay funny horse" Hamish McTweezlebut, Glasgow, Scotland 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
8628 Just like I's tellin' ya - much better arch support. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8629 I suppose if you’re close to a horse’s ass, you choose the red party shoes. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8630 I can see from that hat, LGBTQ is likely not a problem for you. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8631 Somebody's been using my Amazon account again. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8632 Well, I feel a little undressed ! But love the shoes. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8633 Howdy, Cowboy! Have you seen my hat? 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8634 The power of one body lies in its constitution. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8635 What? Elvis had only one pair of the blues. I had to let Liza ride me around for a couple of hours to get the ruby ones. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8636 It runs in the family. My dad was a horse of a different color. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8637 Well Twinkletoes, they don't match your saddle. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8638 Wha da ya think? Blue shoes or the pink ones? I don't wanna look garish--after all. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8639 The blue ones were cheap, but you wouldn't believe what the Cordovans cost me. 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
8640 You're the one who said I had no sense of fashion. Look at that hat you're wearing! 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8641 Yeah, well the blacksmith's in quarantine and things are tough all over. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8642 ... because you can see greens and blues, but are colorblind to reds. 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
8643 If the horseshoe fits the undertones of my skin... 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8644 Dorothy's shoes are too tight. I am having a hard time clicking them to take us back home. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8645 If you really loved me you would have gotten me Miu Miu. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8646 Mine is bigger than yours. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8647 You thought this caption was going to be about my shoes, right? 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8648 Nobody wants a rider to be lost so for the want of a nail, I had to improvise. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8649 So is this your way of saying you're having twins! A boy AND a girl? 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8650 I'd wear cowboy boots, too, if all I did was sit in the saddle all day. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8651 why don't you try jumping the fence with these on 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8652 OK, I get that they were on sale and you had a coupon but . . . 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8653 How do ya like the new shoes, Bobby Jo? 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8654 She’s going to love them both, Bob. It’s the thought that counts. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8655 HORSE shoes, not the woman I diVORCED shoes! 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8656 wrong horse shoes 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8657 The blacksmith said that he was out of shoes, he just had slippers left. 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
8658 Got 'em at the Good Feet Store! 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8659 What do you mean equal riding time ? 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8660 I stepped in cow poop 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8661 But didn't you say what's great about the outdoors is the freedom to be yourself? 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8662 If you get to wear that hat for our wedding, then I choose my shoes. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8663 Nice try, but you're still being replaced by an ATV 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8664 Great. Now I don't know whether to stop or go. 1.0851 0.02771 47 44 3 0
8665 Sorry, your horseshoes are just not in style anymore. 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
8666 I know what you're going say, but they were on sale and I don't care what you think about the color. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8667 When I said I need new shoes I meant horseshoes 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8668 Hey Wilbur ... a horse of a different color ... get it? 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8669 That's the only shoes I found in the barn... 1.0851 0.02771 47 44 3 0
8670 Point If this is going to work you have to lose the hat. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8671 You still have run the track counterclockwise. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8672 Having that oceanic feeling? 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8673 Good start, Biscuit! Next step: "First your socks, THEN your shoes." 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8674 The podiatrist said to take a break from horseshoes. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8675 The new farrier? She said she can make you boots too!! TJ Hurley, Hopewell NJ 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8676 We need all the neigh votes we can get in the fall election! 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8677 I’m more of a cornhole guy. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8678 I told him aluminum not Louboutin. 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
8679 I thought the lyrics were "Put on yor red shoes and those dancing blues." 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8680 Now I need to buy fetlock socks to match 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8681 Yesterday was YOUR turn; today, we play horseshoes MY way. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8682 Nice try, but there just ain’t no deferments for draft horses. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8683 I forgot Tan France worked at the black smiths. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8684 Oh my! You must be one of them coneheads! 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8685 That’s just plain Ed, the first talking, non-binary horse. Jonathan Broder Philadelphia, PA broderj58@gmail.com 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8686 They don't match. It proves one thing. Horses are color-blind. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8687 I am auditioning for Cirque Du Soleil. 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
8688 "What'd you go by? Horsey, Hoesurer, Horshim?" 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8689 To please the base ,wear the red shoes. To "MAGA" vote blue. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8690 For stop and go. You don't have your spurs on. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8691 toss a ccoin who goes first 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8692 Centaur is a myth. Politics is a myth, too, come to think of it. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8693 I'll have to talk to the blacksmith about color coordinating options. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8694 Well, they sure beat horseshoes for comfort, but are you colorblind, cowboy?” 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8695 The first shoe to fall off reveals the baby's gender. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8696 Regardless of shoe color, I'm still voting neigh in November! 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8697 Nice shoes! But I don't think you'll win the dance competition. You've got two left feet! Roger Strair, Skillman, NJ 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
8698 My mother complains when I wear mismatched socks. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8699 They say them thar horseshoes are the latest thing. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8700 No more horsey games with uncomfortable shoes that go clang, understand? 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8701 OK Kyle, if we're going into town, I'll change my shoes if you'll change your hat. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8702 I like the look, but they're a little loose in the toe. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8703 It's European! 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8704 I appreciate where your heart is Dave, but this gender reveal stuff is getting pretty confusing. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8705 I think the farrier would rather be in fashion.' 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8706 Horse sense equals dress sense is nonsense. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8707 I thought we were meeting over Zoom. 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
8708 ‘I used to work in Spot The Difference’ 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8709 Do we have any clean socks? 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
8710 We’re experiencing some supply chain disruptions. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8711 What can i say? I love a good BOGO sale! 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8712 Holster your weapon. We’ve mozied into a fashion duel. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8713 I'm gender non-binary, Jim. I'd like you to stop calling me hurrr. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8714 But which pair goes better with my dress? 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8715 I’m ready for the gender reveal party. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8716 I promised to promote these on my IG. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8717 Does this seem excessive? 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8718 This gender reveal idea was not as successful as I thought 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8719 I wanted to find the middle ground between those who see pink and those who see teal during these polarizing times. 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
8720 I came here to hear it from the horse's mouth. 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
8721 They ran out of masks but these will do too, right? 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
8722 So it turns out Redbull doesn’t give horses wings. 1.0851 0.02771 47 45 2 0
8723 Ok Dorothy & Elvis come out this instant! What did you do with my horse...? 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
8724 They were all out of Klip Klops 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8725 You can’t tell me nothin’ 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8726 I think I’ll take the hand grenades 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8727 Sure it helps to be gender fluid when you have 4 legs! 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8728 Don't eyeball me, you countrified narrow-minded! 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8729 COVID < COLORBLIND 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8730 A spectrum would have been better, bud! 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8731 Come on, George—it’s 2020. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8732 The whole forced Sorry-To-Bother-You-style transition into horsedom for all "haters" was tough, but these kicks make the Second Yeezy Administration kinda worth it. Still think Bernie would've won though. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8733 Damn Herb, these do look dashing indeed 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8734 They added “Gender neutrality” paragraph in the Code of conduct for ALL ranch employees 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8735 They’re nice but they’re not going to bring us any luck 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8736 One trip to Austin! 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8737 I told you to buy shoes not highlighters! 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
8738 I've heard as huge as a horse but what's that on your head,Kevin? 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8739 congratulations! you're having a boy and a girl 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8740 This years costume was the best yet, but they didn’t think to coordinate shoes 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8741 My shoes are from Tom Ford. You think this is too much? What does it look like with my hat? 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8742 I don’t care if you believe it or not; wearing mismatched colors balances me. 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
8743 But I do appreciate you. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8744 What, I hit the Barney’s going out of business sale 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8745 Whaaaat cmon man! I will never regret this and this is not an amazon impulse buy. First of all I got them from a thrift store and SECOND of all they look like mini cars, so I look huge, don’t be so jealous 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8746 So, which color fits my vibe more? 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
8747 Again, you’re all “business is the front, party in the back” 🤦🏻‍♀️ 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8748 The barman told me I was scarring the floor 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8749 let's have a staring contest to see who rides who today, ready go. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8750 Well Dave, they aren’t all the same size! 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8751 My farrier is on vacation 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8752 Horse shoes, horse shoes, Red or green shoes. Tell me, what would you choose. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8753 Farrier by Yeezy, Summer 2020 collection 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8754 Don’t go all Fashion police on my ass Jack, you too would go bi-color if you were a quadruped 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8755 What! I am Equus Androgynous. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8756 Are you a boy or girl? 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8757 Your shoes got more shades than my life does, but grey remains my constant. 💙 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8758 Cut me some slack. It's been a rough year for us horses too. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8759 Yeah, these and hand grenades. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8760 Zapateooo 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8761 Please wear your mask 😷 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8762 It seemed appropriate 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8763 They told me I needed to hear it from the horse's mouth. So, whatcha got? 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8764 You are NOT going out like that! 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8765 Gosh darn-it, Buttercup! You’ve really got to stop going brogue like this! 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8766 Made from 100% recycled masks 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8767 I thought you said you haven't seen my shoes... 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8768 Those Utahns are running low on jello, can’t be too careful. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8769 Sorry Dave, you know how us horses feel about gifts. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8770 I lost the kids but atleast we've got try ons for new ones. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8771 Why do they call it BOGO? 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8772 Over the Rainbow was not a hit in these here parts... 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8773 We're not on Sex and The City anymore, Sarah 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8774 They’re called Yeezys. Yeah, from him. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8775 Spurs huh? I would have pegged you for a Maverick. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8776 The colts don't stand a chance this year. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8777 But they told me not to wear loafers. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8778 These shoes were made for trotting, and that’s just what they’ll do.” @newyorkercartoon 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8779 You’ve taken social distancing to a new level, Joe. You can put lipstick on a pig but... 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8780 Don't worry, Elvis, I won't go stepping on your blue suede shoes. 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
8781 Wouldnt be my first idea to have a gender reveal on a ranch but c'est la vie. 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
8782 I was going through your wife’s closet and thought, well, she’s been dead for over a year... You’re right, though, I should’ve asked you. Sorry, man. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8783 I know you wanted me to get the metal shoes, but darn it, you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t control its sense of fashion! 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
8784 Italian “style”llion 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8785 trade my hat for green shoes 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
8786 No matter how hard you try, Bill, we all know that Halloween is cancelled this year. Stop trying to make ‘all soles day’ happen. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8787 Crocs on clearance, mic drop. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8788 Time to go back to the bunker. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8789 Now you can ride in style, you’re welcome 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8790 They said no dress code. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8791 Lucky horseshoes are SO last season. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8792 I thought those shoes were mine! 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8793 I personally would go with the pink over the green but whatever floats your saddle. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8794 Seriously Clerance, this time you shouldn't just throw one shoe 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8795 No, it's not like people opera. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
8796 The little girl asked for a unicorn but I think this is the closest we can get. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
8797 Iffn ya'll hadn'ta got skeerd of a li'l ol' snake, Ah would'n have this here huge hickey on ma hayed! 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
8798 I was hoping for traditional horse shoes 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
8799 Here's your hat. What's your hurry? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
8800 To start, your feet will smell bad--way too sweaty. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
8801 Ed, I'd make a smart-ass comment about your blacksmith, but I fear it might trigger an apology-demand out here on the 2020 frontier. Anyway...you like my hat? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
8802 Horseshoes were out of luck! 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
8803 They’re called sensible heels Bill. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
8804 No no daltonism never affected my everyday life 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
8805 You give a new meaning to “horseshoes”! 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
8806 Don Quixote called. He wants his horse back. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
8807 Even i wouldnt knew wich one choose either 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
8808 Ok, ok...YEEZY-hah! 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
8809 Welcome to my gender-reveal party. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
8810 I know, I know. It was either this or Trump Orange 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
8811 Human! Guess who will stand out from the crowd now 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
8812 Shud I be Amber? 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
8813 Horse: do you ever work anymore??? Man: ...... (Not since Covid-19) 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
8814 We've got to rein in your fashion choices. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
8815 I think you’ve got the order right. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
8816 I’m twice the man you’ll ever be. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
8817 Color might be a bit off, but we have something that'll keep ya till you outgrow 'em. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
8818 I just felt like getting dressed up." 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
8819 Pumps or sneakers, pumps or sneakers. Couldn't decide so went with both! 1.0682 0.05034 44 42 1 1
8820 Sorry it took so long, couldn't find the rears in green. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
8821 YOU try being roughshod on the wide open range. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
8822 Put the bass in your trot. 1.0682 0.05034 44 42 1 1
8823 Your shoes will not appear in the Sunday Styles NYT. Comfort and practical will get you further. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
8824 It's called color-blocking. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
8825 They ran out of red. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
8826 Time to rotate, boy, ROTATE! 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
8827 The new blacksmith just got laid off from Gucci. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
8828 Listen, there's no horse-shoe throwing contest at tomorrow's rodeo. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
8829 It’d be nice if for once you didn’t bust my hooves about my style sense. But no, you always have to something and, once again, it’s going to be awkward when we mosey.” 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
8830 Just another casual friday at the City Slicker Dude Ranch. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
8831 They're not Jimmy Choo, bit I think they still make a statement. 1.0682 0.05034 44 42 1 1
8832 All the blacksmiths are gone! 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
8833 But master,Wedding Horse Dancing, in flats is never allowed" 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
8834 I don't want to go to the old town road, my aching legs will break 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
8835 The front’s the gas, the back’s the breaks. Got it? 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
8836 They are not supposed to match. I am into blending. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
8837 Yeah, but what he heard was, “whatta you got in coarse hues?” 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
8838 I got them BOGO. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
8839 You couldn't get matching shoes for the rodeo? 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
8840 Yes - your mask can be red or green... 1.0682 0.05034 44 42 1 1
8841 They shoe look spiffy. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
8842 I think I need EEEs on the rear ones; they're a little snug. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
8843 You forgot the glitter 1.0682 0.05034 44 42 1 1
8844 Welp, they've moved you to the "gifted" class so that dental work you needed is off the menu. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
8845 New shoes? You have problems with blue and red?" 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
8846 I don't mind getting new shoes, but can they at least match? 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
8847 Lighten up. I’m just horsing around. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
8848 You and I have a different idea about shoo-in horse racing 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
8849 I couldn't find the other pair to match the pink, so I just mixed it up. Yes, know transgender humour boss. 1.0682 0.05034 44 42 1 1
8850 Sorry they are not color-matched. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
8851 When I told you I needed shoes, I didn´t think you were going to Gucci´s. 1.0682 0.05034 44 42 1 1
8852 Because I’m a Trotter. 1.0682 0.05034 44 42 1 1
8853 Well at least your are wearing them correspondingly. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
8854 These will have to do. It 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
8855 Shoot, Gift Horse, the hat's not to get taller; we're just playing H-O-R-S-E. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
8856 Wilbur, these shoes are more comfy. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
8857 Of course my girls propel me forward, but it’s their time to lead. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
8858 NO, we cannot take turns. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
8859 You failed dressage. Now you want tap? 1.0682 0.05034 44 42 1 1
8860 You have your dancing shoes on 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
8861 I heard there was a gender reveal down yonder... 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
8862 Okay. Six feet. Now what? 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
8863 Pink if it's a girl, blue if it's a boy 1.0682 0.05034 44 42 1 1
8864 I wanted to kick up my heels for awhile and not be put in a gender-specific role. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
8865 Nice match up. 1.0682 0.05034 44 42 1 1
8866 R ya here to colla me? 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
8867 I got lucky - my agent got me a $100,000 deal with Nike, and that ain’t hay! 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
8868 Okay so - gimme your hat and I promise to cut out this thing about gender fluidity 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
8869 Whoa Nellie! You know I have told you not to do that on your own, you can’t see red! Now we have to get you into town to see the farrier and get your shoes changed. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
8870 YOU do it backwards in high heels. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
8871 Quit horsin’ around — I know the Jimmy Choo’s were on sale, but... 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
8872 I hate to tell you, but I don't think the shoes are a good because I'm not sure what way I'm leaning gender wise. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
8873 Who you callin' pinhead, pinhead? 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
8874 Sorry, your wife said that only I needed them. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
8875 Laid off from his restaurant job in the city, Amelia Bedelia’s brother, Cornelia, tries his luck as a stable hand. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
8876 What with the quarantine and all, figured I'd get 'em online. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
8877 Six feet, pal. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
8878 Frankly, Slim, I don’t really care if ‘red’ means ‘right’ and ‘blue’ means ‘left’. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
8879 They were on sale" is not a valid sartorial choice 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
8880 Two farriers. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
8881 One prance around the corral for the hat. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
8882 Sorry, pard. With Covid there’s hoedown tonight. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
8883 I understand the blue, but why the red suede, Clint? 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
8884 Trump will never catch up. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
8885 Are you going to run naked? 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
8886 Does Horsing around like this make any Horse Sense to you? 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
8887 ...and stop calling me 'giddyup'. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
8888 I said cowboy boots! 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
8889 should i pair them side by side to even out the heel drag? 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
8890 I warned you that farrier was a city slicker. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
8891 Port and Starboard? 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
8892 Earl, this is my gender reveal, not yours. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
8893 I couldn’t pass up a good sale. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
8894 Is this the right foot? 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
8895 They're not your size, Hank. You always stretch them out 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
8896 I think it’s time to stop using that farrier who claims he “doesn’t see color”. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
8897 Where did you get your fashion sense from? 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
8898 I am sorry but I have to give you a citation for that fashion faux pas 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
8899 you're wearing two different shoes 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
8900 Someone left a box of crayons in the stable. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
8901 I'll whip, you neigh neigh 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
8902 I do a lot of gender reveals but...quadruplets, man 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
8903 Dude, it's the 21st century. You don't need to wear that ridiculous outfit anymore, and just get a car! 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
8904 Since we're all gonna die anyway, I splurged on some shoes. Might as well die with fashion y'know? How do I look? 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
8905 ‘I feel 4 horseshoer about this- I’ll be the main horse and you be the hatpetizer.’ 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
8906 Be honest: Pink or Teal? 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
8907 In the West there are leaders and there are followers. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
8908 well the gender reveal was inconclusive 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
8909 nice shoes where did you got those. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
8910 The new gang in town says they’re looking for a cowboy with style. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
8911 It's called dichromatic vision, dude. Nothing to do with my gender issues. Wanna ride you somewhere? 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
8912 Carl has always wanted to take his mare line dancing but she has two left feet. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
8913 Hypebeast of burden 1.0682 0.05034 44 42 1 1
8914 Your name is Alonso Quixano. Miguel lost his mind. So can we go home now....please. 1.0682 0.02299 44 42 2 0
8915 I think I took too much dmt. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
8916 You talk about MY shoes butter you wear THAT hat? 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
8917 Say what you will about virtual derbies—these shoes are comfortable! 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
8918 Look Irv, if you’re going to wear that dumb hat, I’m gonna wear my Christmas my shoes! 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
8919 We need to find a blacksmith who is not colorblind 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
8920 Bloomingdales only had 2 colors. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
8921 I grew tired of the same old "clipping-clop" and took up tap dancing. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
8922 Just try them. They're made from recycled plastic. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
8923 I identify as bi-hooved now. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
8924 This is the style Herman. And my blacksmith said it's all the rage. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
8925 They'd fit fine if I could magically sprout toes. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
8926 No Neil—that *hat* looks ridiculous. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
8927 Poor color selection buddy... 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
8928 Murray, it’s not the style as much as it’s the susceptibility to fall victim to instagram ads. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
8929 Everyone else wears sweatpants to work, and you're giving me a hard time about horse-sneakers? 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
8930 When will the blacksmith be back from his furlough? 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
8931 It's Instagram's dault. I fell for that late-night low-impulse-control two-for-one special offer. I promise not to drunk click again. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
8932 They told me to be more myself. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
8933 I’m actually a life-sized horse gender reveal cake. 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
8934 I thought it would be more comfortable to walk a mile in someone else’s shoes. Then I found twins 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
8935 It takes two to tango! 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
8936 We should really reconsider our dynamic. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
8937 They're nice, but the other mares are giving me the silent treatment. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
8938 Are you Doug Dimmadome? Owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome? 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
8939 Does this teal go with this red? 1.0652 0.04818 46 44 1 1
8940 I knew there was something strange about that farrier 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
8941 At least they're matched pairs. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
8942 ...but they're from Jimmy Choo 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
8943 The new ferrier is color blind. 1.0652 0.04818 46 44 1 1
8944 I couldn’t decide if I were a summer or a winter. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
8945 I, for one, am thrilled Gucci got into the farrier business 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
8946 I might have hired the wrong shoe maker... 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
8947 Don’t worry, aren’t my running shoes.” 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
8948 They were on special: two for one! 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
8949 Still undecided which’s your identity? 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
8950 How my God another day at the office 1.0652 0.02198 46 44 2 0
8951 I don't care if they were on sale — you could have gotten colors that match. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
8952 Gender issues at the OK corral? 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
8953 Do you want to look Picnic or Board Room? 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
8954 I don’t care if you have a tournament today; these are Prada, Bill! 1.0652 0.04818 46 44 1 1
8955 Kanye’s residency in Cody, Wyoming has really influenced his brand. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
8956 I know they said ‘Just do it’ but who did you see running in the ad? 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
8957 It's called gorpcore 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
8958 Are you afraid they might think you’re a gay gaballero? 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
8959 I just need to put on my halter then I’m ready. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
8960 I said horseshoes, not horse shoes! 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
8961 I'm lucky they even had two pairs in my size. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
8962 Or was it the other way round? 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
8963 This ain’t a hoedown, Sadie. Now go get your prancing shoes on. PRANCING shoes. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
8964 Milan Fashion Week proved that the best horse shoes don't always come from a farrier. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
8965 The front pair are working for me, but my ass end is feeling the trend toward purple. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
8966 All those opposed to the red shoes say nay 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
8967 I did tell the blacksmith “ruby slippers” all around! 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
8968 Partner, I'd find a new horseshoe salon pronto. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
8969 What are the odds of that... 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
8970 I can't believe it, you've contracted Hoof n' Socks disease! 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
8971 You look real dumb in that hat! 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
8972 I suppose you know that you know, you look crazy in that hat! 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
8973 Well Ed, I reckon I just don’t follow; “Your patriotic duty” 1.0652 0.02198 46 44 2 0
8974 Well,if you can have spurs that jingle jangle jingle... 1.0652 0.04818 46 44 1 1
8975 Sorry--The government cut back our "home on the range." 1.0652 0.04818 46 44 1 1
8976 They’re fashionable with the horsey set. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
8977 The back two? Grey...right 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
8978 But that’s a way of saying it, positively toward the negative. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
8979 And you wear that foolish hat. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
8980 Ed, this year ain't the year to be horsing around with party attire... there may be some purple socks in the stable. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
8981 Tournament champion. Horse Shoes. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
8982 Which color is supposed to be lucky? 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
8983 We were social distancing before it was actionable 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
8984 My farrier is closed due to Covid." (yes, I had to look that word up). ; 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
8985 Rachel?! Hannah? Raaaach... Oh hi buddy! 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
8986 Mares, am I right? 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
8987 Whoa feller. That's as far are you're getting without a mask. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
8988 I think the pink should be in the front. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
8989 I couldn't resist, they were on sale!# 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
8990 Very rich coming from someone that never grew out of their cowboy phase 1.0652 0.04818 46 44 1 1
8991 I gotta be true to myself. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
8992 They didn’t have gloves 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
8993 Walk in my shoes. 1.0652 0.04818 46 44 1 1
8994 Whoa! Cool Air Jordans! . 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
8995 not what I had in mind when I said you needed new horseshoes 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
8996 I did say I needed new shoes 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
8997 Finally I have a four-wheel drive vehicle 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
8998 What? They were on sale. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
8999 I did a little online shopping..." 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
9000 I couldn’t find the blacksmith so I went with Paul Smith. What do you think? 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
9001 Darn! I went long on glue futures. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
9002 Don't look at me like that. You think it's easy to find your hoof size? 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
9003 You can lead the horse to water, but it's up to the horse to drink. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
9004 They are the new favorite shoes on Rodeo Drive! 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
9005 Click the red ones to go back to Kansas 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
9006 Do you do the Texas 2-step or are you a 4-stepper? 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
9007 1850 called. They want their outfit back. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
9008 Karen is not going to like this. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
9009 Ponies must not horse around. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
9010 I'm not cut out for life on the ranch, Fred. I'm hightailing it to the city where I can be true to myself. As you've always said, "If the shoes fit..." 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
9011 Your hooves are pretty, but they are on the wrong feet 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
9012 My shoes may scream 'she, her, hers', but my preferred pronouns are 'they, them'. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
9013 I still can't do the two step. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
9014 I’m, like, an influencer? For, like, this shoe brand? To keep calfskin on trend? IDK. Some company called Horse Lobby LLC gives me free merch. 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
9015 Is this a color blind test? 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
9016 Look at you Boy! You sure are serious about this double date. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
9017 I found a way to remind you how far the correct social distancing was. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
9018 Socks from two different drawers? 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
9019 Howard discovers rare earth deposits on his ranch 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
9020 Be honest, Bill. Do you think the pink ones make me look fat? 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
9021 It’s not that kind of stage coach 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
9022 Clean socks are matching socks 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
9023 They did say you were a shoe-in. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
9024 Is that a carrot under your hat or are you just happy to see me 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
9025 The quarantine fashion and identity crisis is real. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
9026 We should Instagram this. 1.0638 0.04716 47 45 1 1
9027 My ponydiatrist recommended them. 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
9028 On second thoughts, brown may have been better. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
9029 Sorry, my hat won't be a good mask for you. Your nose is too big. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
9030 So you can't decide if your a Democrat or a Republican? 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
9031 You must have gotten dressed in the dark 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
9032 It'll look better once I borrow Cow's muumuu. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
9033 Hmm.Two blue feet, two red feet. Does anyone know whether a horse can go backwards? 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
9034 Look you call it a fence, I call it a border wall - potayto potato 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
9035 Hey Lone Ranger-Don't you know it's safer you wear a mask? 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
9036 Which shoes go with my outfit? 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
9037 horse 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
9038 Is it ironic that your ass has more taste than your head? 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
9039 Then why did you ask my opinion about horseshoes? 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
9040 What? I thought ringers were getting a little too easy in Horseshoes. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
9041 Sorry, big fella. He just won't move from that darn tree! 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
9042 They're Jimmy Choos. Not that you'd know anything about that. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
9043 Love your shoes! 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
9044 Don't let anyone tell you you're not good enough, you hear? Your trots and gallops are the best. There's not a need in the world to force you into uncomfortable shoes to dance for your supper. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
9045 By the way, the new farrier is gay. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
9046 For stompin' out Clovid-19, Governor, we gotta wear masks. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
9047 My hat will not be the issue at auction! 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
9048 I'm just trying something new 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
9049 I think you got it all wrong. It's blue on the rear, red on the front." 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
9050 I'll rehire the blacksmith. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
9051 Just then it dawned on Jim, having his wife and mother-in-law participate in the rodeo wasn't a good idea even though they both rode him for years. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
9052 I don't have a gender problem. They only come in twos. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
9053 Who dressed you this morning? 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
9054 HOW DO I POSSIBLY MAKE THIS MORE PATRIOTIC? 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
9055 I am tap dancing at the talent show this year. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
9056 Next time, I think I'll just go with the hand grenades. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
9057 Would you care to lead the next dance? 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
9058 I wanted shoes of a different color. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
9059 I'm biquine (they/them/their). 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
9060 Stony, as open minded as any buckaroo,realizes his first impression of the new farrier in town may have been correct 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
9061 But Fred, Ginger thinks I won't need a partner for the foxtrot competition with these. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
9062 It's cool, man, got red bottoms on...Life is good, you know what I mean? Like... 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
9063 It’s just a big hat. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
9064 The toe box is a little big on both pairs. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
9065 I can't believe the shoe store doesn't sell horse shoes! 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
9066 Gol durn it, Dan, if you wear them mismatched shoes I'll be the laughingstock of the roundup! 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
9067 I just spoke with the manager of WEBE SHOES and they strongly suggest that I wear the passionate pink on the right hooves and the burly blues on the left ones. Thanks for the help 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
9068 I got oats, hay, or Spam. Oats and Spam. Hay and Spam. Oats and hay with Spam. Spam, Spam, and oats. Spam, Spam, and... 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
9069 I got them at käblər. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
9070 why did you order my shoes from China? 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
9071 I thought the blacksmith said, he was taking a fancy New York online course to be fit not a course from FIT? 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
9072 I see you've put on your big boys and big girl boogie shoes 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
9073 "I'll kick you in the other eye if you think YOU can assign me MY gender. Neigh! 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
9074 Prime Day didn’t Get cancelled For the horses 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
9075 Too cheap for a blacksmith? 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
9076 You won’t like it but you have to wear a mask. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
9077 I won't wear them since they don't match, fool. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
9078 I don 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
9079 I heard that colorful shoes have a psychological effect on gamblers 1.0488 0.02469 41 40 1 0
9080 No, I am not taking you to the dance 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
9081 What color belt should I get? 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
9082 Paris, Milan, New York, pick one. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
9083 Well, at least we know you aren't a highheel-psycho. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
9084 No way anybody can ride this horse 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
9085 What?! Never seen a horse with gender-nonconforming footwear before? 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
9086 Well, looks like we don’t have to wear mask 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
9087 What about color matching? 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
9088 Only 23 Mondays until Christmas. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
9089 The green are limited edition American Pharoahs and the pink are Gallant Fox reissues. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
9090 Oh, please you'll also work for Jeff, it's just a matter of time. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
9091 Honestly, Nelson, I think Tan is more of a people person. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
9092 Sorry, it’s the only way I can get the bunion pads to stay on my hooves 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
9093 Since I can’t wear a mask, these will have to do. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
9094 It’s for my OnlyFans 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
9095 He don't need a mask 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
9096 I dont know craig...at some point i just couldnt care anymore. I spent so much time trying and then...like a light switch... It was off. Im all out. Ive had enough. My mind...its had it. I rly loved him.. Im greatdul to u and beth for all youve done and tried to do. Im sorry. I feel the worst for the kid. Its awful. I feel just awful. I think i need to go off an be alone for awhile. Im sorry. I hope one day it makes sense but right now... I just cant say. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
9097 No, I don’t think it’s too matchy-matchy. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
9098 I'm not sure what your problem is, they work fine for everyone else. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
9099 You had to call him “Blacksmith Lady Mambazo?” 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
9100 Sorry but I wont be able to ride for awhile because of social distancing 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
9101 Please don’t seduce me like this. I told you I have a reputation... oh come on don’t make that face... Ok fine you get 20 minutes. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
9102 I suppose this is revenge for naming you fancy pants 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
9103 You may call me Mx Ed from now on Wilbur. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
9104 I think my point has been made. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
9105 You can't ride me; your fashion sense is way off " 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
9106 The blacksmith said it was all the rage this year. 1.0476 0.04762 42 41 0 1
9107 You been steppin’ out on me, little lady” 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
9108 You RECKON you did a shoddy job? 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
9109 A little early for Christmas colors, Flash. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
9110 In this case,a girls doesn't need to choose.... 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
9111 Who reshod you? 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
9112 Silver, I don’t necessarily think horse sense translates into fashion sense. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
9113 Hey! Johnny Was, 50% off! How could I not!? And you could use some new boots, I might add. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
9114 You stole my wife's shoes... 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
9115 For the last time, if you refuse to re-shoe, I'd rather be glue. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
9116 Now the podiatrist tells me that I’m going to need to have my “wheels” rebalanced. 1.0476 0.04762 42 41 0 1
9117 My name is Ms. Ed = preferred pronouns they/them. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
9118 I really wish on-line shopping was invented after I passed away. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
9119 No offense cowboy, it’s just part of the social distancing thing. I could really use your help in finding a mask. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
9120 I got a BOGO at Macy's. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
9121 I said I like The Red Green Shows 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
9122 You just said that I needed new shoes. You didn’t specify iron. I got a great deal on these at a Bogo sale 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
9123 Blacksmith still in quarantine, huh?! 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
9124 Fella, the PPP loan helped me keep you in feed, and yes, the new horse shoes are cute but without another round of funding, I’m afraid I’ll have to sell you to the Roy Rogers Museum. I wish I had better news - at least you’ll be next to Trigger. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
9125 This is why I told you to take your stud fee as an annuity... 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
9126 No!,The green shoes go on both of your right hooves and the reds shoes on both of your left hooves.” How many times do I have to tell you: There is no RED PORT wine LEF 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
9127 I would like a carrot but not your hat. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
9128 I promise you that the Blacksmith will be back when the pandemic is over. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
9129 I understand you want memory foam shoes, but do you have to have the clashing colors? 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
9130 What do you mean because Macy's was running a flip-flops sale? 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
9131 Have YOU tried wearing horseshoes?" Andy Mathieson, Los Angeles, Cal 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
9132 Hmmmm. Blue suede shoes or pink? What would Elvis say? 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
9133 Dorothy prefers red for the Wizard 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
9134 One thing I cannot really tolerate Skip, is a non matching saddle! 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
9135 We May be BFFu, but I don’t like it when you wear my best socks! 1.0476 0.02410 42 41 1 0
9136 The fuzzy slippers felt better. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
9137 Going to fetch some sheep- need a sattle? I thought you said fashion week in the Big Apple! 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
9138 Is this why you keep yelling- Hi Ho Taffeta? 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
9139 Stop horsing around and decide which pairs you want to borrow! 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
9140 Did you get those at the virus sale? 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
9141 The ladies have been taking good care of me during your absence. 1.0476 0.04762 42 41 0 1
9142 Matching” is for buffalo 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
9143 What pronoun do you prefer to be addressed by today? 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
9144 Because the ranch is on the California-Arizona border. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
9145 Without your guidance I couldn't decide on shoes 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
9146 Not a good idea. The other horses will whinny you out of the corral! 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
9147 I only let men ride side-saddle. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
9148 I'm starting to wonder, you're a gelding, not a filly. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
9149 Dude, you can make the blue ones go forward or the red ones go backwards. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
9150 These aren’t the brand I was looking for. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
9151 Your gidddy-up got to me. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
9152 You really thought the extra pair was for you? 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
9153 Does my head look big in these? 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
9154 So Chad, you are not color blind after all 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
9155 This is my plea for hormone therapy 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
9156 You should see my full collection! 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
9157 I FAKE BEING DISTINCT, ALL THESE ADS MAKE ME FORGET MY INSTINCT 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
9158 I know I could have just mailed it in, and avoided this whole trip, cuz you cant seem to make up ur mind what direction to go, Ed 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
9159 Hey Doc, can you augment these clouds? 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
9160 I was supposed to see a man about a horse. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
9161 Teal’s my favorite color but on Wednesdays I wear pink 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
9162 Ha ha, sir. Very funny. No. I’m afraid we won’t have time to search for ‘Curly’s Gold.’ 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
9163 A ride into the world of colors 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
9164 They don't match. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
9165 I’m going to call us even considering the whole bridle thing. 1.0270 0.02740 37 36 1 0
9166 Kathy throw any ringers? 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
9167 I GOT IT STRAIGHT FROM THE HORSE'S MOUTH. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
9168 No, I only said "Oh, shoot..." 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
9169 If you're gonna wear socks at least get matching pairs! 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
9170 You know, Bob, the fact that horses have dichromatic vision and I'm completely dependent on you for shoes, I just want to say, not funny. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
9171 Personally, I like the blue, but I can see you in red. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
9172 I couldn't find what I was looking for when I cinched you. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
9173 Aren't you early for Christmas? 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
9174 Manipedis are hard to do nowadays... 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
9175 What? They we’re having a BOGO sale. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0