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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2020-07-26T21:56:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2020-08-16T21:58:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2020-08-10T21:57:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | August 17, 2020 |
Number of captions | 9176 |
Number of responses | 1929624 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | I don't think 'dressage' means what you think it means. | 2.0644 | 0.00590 | 17969 | 5124 | 6587 | 6258 |
1 | I don't need your approval. I just need you to tie the laces. | 2.0465 | 0.00554 | 20448 | 6053 | 7435 | 6960 |
2 | It’s genius! They’ll be tracking 2 men on foot! | 2.0434 | 0.00579 | 19594 | 6112 | 6560 | 6922 |
3 | Because they don't need to be nailed to my feet, that's why. | 2.0405 | 0.00639 | 15718 | 4774 | 5552 | 5392 |
4 | His suspicions proved true once he saw the shoes. She was a night mare. | 1.9989 | 0.01026 | 6154 | 1996 | 2169 | 1989 |
5 | The hat is a bit much. | 1.9902 | 0.01146 | 4905 | 1605 | 1743 | 1557 |
6 | Dude, I'm a horse and I'm talking and the first question you ask is, why I am wearing shoes that don't match? | 1.9842 | 0.00636 | 17481 | 6385 | 5022 | 6074 |
7 | Technically, they're still horseshoes. | 1.9669 | 0.00597 | 17023 | 5553 | 6517 | 4953 |
8 | I think that will be our last visit to Rodeo Drive. | 1.9570 | 0.00710 | 12768 | 4469 | 4411 | 3888 |
9 | I couldn't decide between the ruby slippers and the blue suede shoes, and then realized I didn't have to. | 1.9565 | 0.00681 | 14216 | 5059 | 4740 | 4417 |
10 | My horse sense said ‘whoa’ but my fashion sense said ‘giddy-up.’ | 1.9531 | 0.00758 | 11501 | 4117 | 3824 | 3560 |
11 | Thanks. Those heels were killing me." | 1.9404 | 0.01102 | 5071 | 1721 | 1931 | 1419 |
12 | Your hat looks ridiculous | 1.9099 | 0.00886 | 8476 | 3248 | 2753 | 2475 |
13 | I like it, I just don’t think I have the right saddle. | 1.9094 | 0.01146 | 4493 | 1547 | 1806 | 1140 |
14 | No, I didn’t get my bangs cut. Something else. Think. | 1.9061 | 0.00710 | 13149 | 5045 | 4299 | 3805 |
15 | I'm going as two people in a horse costume. | 1.9054 | 0.00727 | 12610 | 4869 | 4073 | 3668 |
16 | The front ones are for work. The back ones are just for kicks. | 1.8942 | 0.00863 | 8573 | 3240 | 3002 | 2331 |
17 | You have redefined ranch dressing. | 1.8914 | 0.00775 | 11180 | 4436 | 3527 | 3217 |
18 | Yeah?..Well, I think your hat looks stupid! | 1.8884 | 0.00770 | 11035 | 4328 | 3626 | 3081 |
19 | Did I just hear a discouraging word? | 1.8881 | 0.00818 | 9830 | 3856 | 3224 | 2750 |
20 | You should talk. Look at that hat. | 1.8814 | 0.00639 | 15072 | 5719 | 5459 | 3894 |
21 | I was really hoping for Saddle Shoes. | 1.8740 | 0.00775 | 10954 | 4426 | 3500 | 3028 |
22 | Sure Jed, act like you haven’t also been ordering things you don’t need on Amazon... | 1.8631 | 0.00808 | 9667 | 3830 | 3340 | 2497 |
23 | The blacksmith? His name is Manolo. | 1.8560 | 0.01243 | 4221 | 1724 | 1381 | 1116 |
24 | If we pull this off, there’ll be one confused posse searching the desert for a couple of eight hundred pound women. | 1.8536 | 0.00837 | 9390 | 3907 | 2964 | 2519 |
25 | Sorry, I’m no longer that horse you rode in on. | 1.8343 | 0.00873 | 8185 | 3376 | 2803 | 2006 |
26 | Look, herding your cattle was a fine job. But dancing is my passion. | 1.8068 | 0.01025 | 5895 | 2503 | 2028 | 1364 |
27 | Oh, you're home early. | 1.8024 | 0.00957 | 7129 | 3200 | 2150 | 1779 |
28 | It's called dressing for the job you WANT. | 1.7937 | 0.00996 | 6151 | 2647 | 2129 | 1375 |
29 | But my real desire is to be a show horse | 1.7904 | 0.01289 | 3649 | 1568 | 1278 | 803 |
30 | Slip-ons vs nail-ons, which would you choose? | 1.7884 | 0.00981 | 6436 | 2852 | 2109 | 1475 |
31 | It was a spur of the moment purchase. | 1.7865 | 0.00908 | 7308 | 3166 | 2544 | 1598 |
32 | OK, I walked a mile in your shoes. Now what? | 1.7862 | 0.02550 | 968 | 430 | 315 | 223 |
33 | People change, Dave. | 1.7849 | 0.00932 | 6982 | 3056 | 2383 | 1543 |
34 | For the last time....STAY OUT OF MY CLOSET!! | 1.7831 | 0.01249 | 4144 | 1910 | 1240 | 994 |
35 | Sure, but don't expect me to get above a canter until I break these in. | 1.7797 | 0.00871 | 7340 | 3049 | 2866 | 1425 |
36 | I’m a clothes horse, so shoe me. | 1.7768 | 0.01075 | 5725 | 2676 | 1651 | 1398 |
37 | Sometimes, Buck, I just like to feel pretty. | 1.7756 | 0.01039 | 5654 | 2508 | 1910 | 1236 |
38 | Oh, says the man wearing white after labor day? | 1.7749 | 0.01043 | 5696 | 2560 | 1862 | 1274 |
39 | It’s not blue, it’s cerulean | 1.7678 | 0.01327 | 3703 | 1755 | 1063 | 885 |
40 | These will work for tap, modern, jazz, and canter. | 1.7676 | 0.01443 | 2883 | 1278 | 997 | 608 |
41 | Now I only need a shirt and a facemask to get service. | 1.7670 | 0.01478 | 2919 | 1349 | 901 | 669 |
42 | The Blacksmith's in quarantine. | 1.7523 | 0.01216 | 4202 | 1954 | 1335 | 913 |
43 | Nice hat. I'm guessing it's not nailed to your head. | 1.7500 | 0.01581 | 2620 | 1267 | 741 | 612 |
44 | Well I’ll be damned. I could’ve sworn I’d ordered me a couple of mules | 1.7486 | 0.01609 | 2395 | 1119 | 759 | 517 |
45 | Dude...I'm a TALKING horse. Nobody's going to notice the shoes. | 1.7464 | 0.01172 | 4463 | 2082 | 1434 | 947 |
46 | I'm guessing by the look of it this is your first rodeo. | 1.7438 | 0.00861 | 8116 | 3780 | 2648 | 1688 |
47 | Before you get mad—they were buy one get one. | 1.7415 | 0.01179 | 4120 | 1849 | 1487 | 784 |
48 | The farrier has been closed since the pandemic started... believe me you do NOT want to see these hooves. | 1.7390 | 0.01608 | 2379 | 1123 | 754 | 502 |
49 | You know what they say: Dress for the job you want, not for the job you have. | 1.7376 | 0.00856 | 7958 | 3682 | 2700 | 1576 |
50 | They look purple when I'm galloping. | 1.7337 | 0.01038 | 5752 | 2778 | 1738 | 1236 |
51 | That Clippity Clop, Clippity Clop was driving me crazy! | 1.7278 | 0.02968 | 632 | 285 | 234 | 113 |
52 | I got tired of you always picking out my shoes. | 1.7178 | 0.01535 | 2505 | 1192 | 828 | 485 |
53 | Do they make my ankles look fat? | 1.7117 | 0.01110 | 5029 | 2491 | 1497 | 1041 |
54 | Mare Jordans. | 1.7090 | 0.01262 | 4027 | 2050 | 1101 | 876 |
55 | Try not to make this all about you. | 1.6964 | 0.01006 | 6083 | 3092 | 1753 | 1238 |
56 | No. Horseshoes, NOT horse shoes. | 1.6942 | 0.01391 | 3371 | 1781 | 845 | 745 |
57 | You knew I was a clothes horse. | 1.6938 | 0.01081 | 5040 | 2506 | 1577 | 957 |
58 | ...well I bought one pair, so the second was hoof price ! | 1.6885 | 0.01661 | 2308 | 1206 | 615 | 487 |
59 | If you like iron shoes so much, YOU wear them. | 1.6884 | 0.01133 | 4531 | 2259 | 1431 | 841 |
60 | Thanks. Nice hat. | 1.6837 | 0.01119 | 4455 | 2200 | 1476 | 779 |
61 | My eyes are up here mister. | 1.6825 | 0.01298 | 3540 | 1795 | 1074 | 671 |
62 | Why do you care that they don't match? It's a Zoom rodeo! | 1.6802 | 0.01235 | 4065 | 2117 | 1131 | 817 |
63 | Look, these will have to do until the blacksmith becomes an "essential employee"! | 1.6764 | 0.01204 | 3953 | 1980 | 1273 | 700 |
64 | The blacksmith was closed, so I went to Nordstrom. | 1.6736 | 0.01225 | 3882 | 1980 | 1193 | 709 |
65 | For the last time. You want the B-R-I-D-L-E Shop, not the B-R-I-D-A-L Shop." | 1.6725 | 0.01470 | 2788 | 1447 | 808 | 533 |
66 | They're called mules, not horse shoes. | 1.6692 | 0.01405 | 2996 | 1547 | 894 | 555 |
67 | Who cares?? You’re a gelding. | 1.6673 | 0.01661 | 2284 | 1226 | 592 | 466 |
68 | I feel pretty, and witty, and neigh. | 1.6667 | 0.01391 | 3093 | 1613 | 898 | 582 |
69 | He said he knew how to shoe horses. He was the best. Nobody shoed horses like him. He was a stable genius. Well look. Are you happy now? | 1.6642 | 0.02736 | 816 | 432 | 226 | 158 |
70 | Sorry - I only do the 2 step. | 1.6620 | 0.01539 | 2565 | 1359 | 714 | 492 |
71 | You’ve always been a neigh-sayer. | 1.6604 | 0.01773 | 1929 | 1023 | 538 | 368 |
72 | Now before you say anything I got them on sale. | 1.6586 | 0.01137 | 4297 | 2184 | 1399 | 714 |
73 | They're close to matching and that counts in horseshoes. | 1.6572 | 0.01199 | 4096 | 2151 | 1199 | 746 |
74 | The look really comes alive at a gallop. | 1.6565 | 0.01213 | 3968 | 2073 | 1185 | 710 |
75 | I'm thinking of adding a halter top. | 1.6554 | 0.01345 | 3299 | 1768 | 908 | 623 |
76 | Which pair goes with the saddle? It’s my first rodeo. | 1.6484 | 0.01487 | 2668 | 1423 | 761 | 484 |
77 | That Clippity Clop sound was driving me nuts. | 1.6477 | 0.01278 | 3409 | 1764 | 1083 | 562 |
78 | Do you think he’ll finally notice me? | 1.6475 | 0.01720 | 2000 | 1068 | 569 | 363 |
79 | I traded with two kids who wanted to play horseshoes. | 1.6406 | 0.01593 | 2265 | 1206 | 668 | 391 |
80 | I've always felt different, even as a foal. | 1.6403 | 0.01310 | 3375 | 1802 | 985 | 588 |
81 | I guess this really is your first rodeo. | 1.6398 | 0.01258 | 3640 | 1946 | 1062 | 632 |
82 | No, Buttercup. Red port. Green starboard. | 1.6388 | 0.01801 | 1941 | 1088 | 466 | 387 |
83 | It’s 2020, Frank. My hooves, my choice | 1.6387 | 0.03683 | 429 | 230 | 124 | 75 |
84 | Late Night? | 1.6384 | 0.01577 | 2373 | 1299 | 643 | 431 |
85 | This explains the charge on my American Express. | 1.6379 | 0.01790 | 1886 | 1035 | 499 | 352 |
86 | Why yes, I am a clothes horse. | 1.6369 | 0.01200 | 3803 | 1999 | 1193 | 611 |
87 | You said business casual, so I went with the flats. | 1.6366 | 0.01309 | 3233 | 1698 | 1013 | 522 |
88 | Never be late for a blacksmith appointment. | 1.6349 | 0.01262 | 3583 | 1917 | 1058 | 608 |
89 | All the regular shoes are being used for lawn games. | 1.6327 | 0.01864 | 1759 | 979 | 447 | 333 |
90 | Okay then, what is dressage? | 1.6323 | 0.01906 | 1534 | 813 | 472 | 249 |
91 | Is that what you're wearin'? | 1.6301 | 0.01769 | 1887 | 1035 | 515 | 337 |
92 | Sorry, but with the lock-down the blacksmith can't get here. | 1.6251 | 0.01766 | 1859 | 1018 | 520 | 321 |
93 | I’m not a shopaholic. I’m helping the economy. | 1.6251 | 0.01685 | 2107 | 1188 | 531 | 388 |
94 | We're all adjusting. | 1.6238 | 0.01921 | 1507 | 809 | 456 | 242 |
95 | What? You wanted matchy matchy? | 1.6230 | 0.01943 | 1594 | 893 | 409 | 292 |
96 | Wait till you see the matching saddle-bags! | 1.6207 | 0.01397 | 2953 | 1627 | 821 | 505 |
97 | At least you don't have 2 Left FEET | 1.6206 | 0.01654 | 2301 | 1338 | 505 | 458 |
98 | We need to git you a light in yer stall. | 1.6204 | 0.01653 | 2176 | 1230 | 552 | 394 |
99 | It’s only two more miles. Are your blisters that bad or do we need to Uber? | 1.6151 | 0.01931 | 1603 | 906 | 408 | 289 |
100 | My front end is Democrat, my ass end Republican. | 1.6147 | 0.02148 | 1303 | 741 | 324 | 238 |
101 | One pair was $19.95 - but wait, if I acted now I got a second pair free - plus a Gene Autry CD. | 1.6137 | 0.01532 | 2604 | 1493 | 624 | 487 |
102 | That was a discouraging word. | 1.6129 | 0.01907 | 1550 | 855 | 441 | 254 |
103 | why are you wearing my Condom? | 1.6120 | 0.01902 | 1830 | 1101 | 340 | 389 |
104 | ... because it wouldn't make sense if one pair was on your right side and the other one on your left side! | 1.6062 | 0.02005 | 1506 | 869 | 361 | 276 |
105 | Who needs luck when you have, FABULOUS! | 1.6050 | 0.01665 | 2276 | 1345 | 485 | 446 |
106 | You have the wrong shoes on. Tonight is the rodeo, tomorrow is the dressage. | 1.6030 | 0.01510 | 2494 | 1403 | 679 | 412 |
107 | I can't really trot in them, but they look fabulous. | 1.6010 | 0.01504 | 2351 | 1281 | 727 | 343 |
108 | Listen, it’s fine this time but you gotta start asking before you borrow my clothes. | 1.6010 | 0.01444 | 2644 | 1467 | 765 | 412 |
109 | Rodeo Drive. Where else? | 1.6003 | 0.01583 | 2119 | 1170 | 632 | 317 |
110 | Yea or nay? | 1.5996 | 0.01862 | 1576 | 872 | 463 | 241 |
111 | That's the problem with this newfangled speech recognition - ask for Horseshoes, get Whore's Shoes. | 1.5993 | 0.01657 | 2281 | 1362 | 474 | 445 |
112 | What else was I supposed to do? You hung my only good pair of shoes up on the wall because apparently they’re ‘good luck.’ | 1.5987 | 0.01599 | 2260 | 1291 | 586 | 383 |
113 | Listen carefully: Horseshoes. Not whore’s shoes. Horseshoes. | 1.5986 | 0.01558 | 2499 | 1460 | 582 | 457 |
114 | You've been to Brokeback Mountain again, haven't you? | 1.5977 | 0.01663 | 2185 | 1276 | 512 | 397 |
115 | Why? Because my flip-flops wouldn't stay on. | 1.5971 | 0.01658 | 2040 | 1151 | 561 | 328 |
116 | What’s more ridiculous, a horse pretending he’s human or an accountant pretending he’s a cowboy? | 1.5942 | 0.01887 | 1523 | 847 | 447 | 229 |
117 | It's up to you. Either Mr. Ed or Mrs. Ed | 1.5942 | 0.02085 | 1412 | 836 | 313 | 263 |
118 | These are from my spaghetti western days, made in Italy | 1.5916 | 0.01781 | 1768 | 1004 | 482 | 282 |
119 | The metal ones don't dazzle like my personality. | 1.5912 | 0.02100 | 1370 | 808 | 314 | 248 |
120 | That back pair must have come from a horse of a different color. | 1.5910 | 0.01542 | 2210 | 1250 | 627 | 333 |
121 | Have I been through the desert on a horse with no shame? | 1.5894 | 0.02210 | 1191 | 691 | 298 | 202 |
122 | No, horses are not color blind. Why do you ask? | 1.5887 | 0.01669 | 1957 | 1104 | 555 | 298 |
123 | You don't say anything about my shoes, and I won't say anything about that stupid hat you're wearing! | 1.5867 | 0.01613 | 2030 | 1136 | 600 | 294 |
124 | The dressage judges are not going to like this. | 1.5864 | 0.02020 | 1378 | 790 | 368 | 220 |
125 | “Well at least I’m not wearing that stupid hat...” | 1.5861 | 0.01637 | 2049 | 1162 | 573 | 314 |
126 | Actually, it wasn't that hard. I just typed in "horseshoes" and clicked on "place my order' | 1.5851 | 0.01842 | 1692 | 985 | 426 | 281 |
127 | Good news they found the matching saddle bag. | 1.5850 | 0.01670 | 2000 | 1145 | 540 | 315 |
128 | Ready for the Easter Parade? | 1.5817 | 0.01860 | 1841 | 1138 | 338 | 365 |
129 | Yay or neigh? | 1.5805 | 0.01839 | 1633 | 937 | 444 | 252 |
130 | Seriously? I will not be seen in public with you and that hat. | 1.5801 | 0.01708 | 1791 | 1004 | 536 | 251 |
131 | Try nailing iron shoes on to your feet and see how you like it. | 1.5786 | 0.01761 | 1737 | 988 | 493 | 256 |
132 | While we're on the subject, let's talk about your hat. | 1.5781 | 0.01778 | 1735 | 996 | 475 | 264 |
133 | I thought we had an agreement that I'd stay out of your stall and you out of my closet. | 1.5749 | 0.01816 | 1562 | 875 | 476 | 211 |
134 | All the advice columns said that continuing to dress up during a pandemic would help me retain a sense of normalcy. | 1.5745 | 0.01751 | 1650 | 935 | 489 | 226 |
135 | I suppose you want your credit card back? | 1.5738 | 0.01936 | 1422 | 811 | 406 | 205 |
136 | DressBarn door closed after 2-for-1 sale. | 1.5731 | 0.01881 | 1689 | 1038 | 346 | 305 |
137 | I'm kind of partial to the prairie pink. | 1.5722 | 0.02183 | 1239 | 744 | 281 | 214 |
138 | Remember, they have to be rotated every fifteen thousand. | 1.5717 | 0.02110 | 1228 | 711 | 332 | 185 |
139 | And my pronoun of choice is 'they.' | 1.5713 | 0.01844 | 1614 | 942 | 424 | 248 |
140 | I do recognize your innate talents. I just can’t afford tap dance lessons right now. | 1.5704 | 0.01849 | 1620 | 946 | 424 | 250 |
141 | In a one-horse town it's important I don't show a political preference. | 1.5701 | 0.01856 | 1577 | 915 | 426 | 236 |
142 | You humans don’t have any sense of fashion whatsoever! | 1.5696 | 0.02006 | 1552 | 967 | 290 | 295 |
143 | I'll take you to the barn dance ... If you/ll teach me the Texas Four Step. | 1.5694 | 0.02135 | 1289 | 778 | 289 | 222 |
144 | I just couldn't decide yay or neigh... | 1.5689 | 0.01926 | 1582 | 952 | 360 | 270 |
145 | I could have sworn you said Rodeo Drive. | 1.5685 | 0.01926 | 1532 | 908 | 377 | 247 |
146 | You always told me: If the shoe fits, wear it! | 1.5680 | 0.01954 | 1477 | 873 | 369 | 235 |
147 | The same place you got your hat. | 1.5657 | 0.01907 | 1377 | 779 | 420 | 178 |
148 | It’s to confuse the trackers. | 1.5642 | 0.01872 | 1471 | 839 | 434 | 198 |
149 | Oh like you could pass up a BOGO sale.. | 1.5642 | 0.01886 | 1464 | 841 | 421 | 202 |
150 | Person. Man. Fence. Horse. Loafers. | 1.5628 | 0.02123 | 1281 | 772 | 297 | 212 |
151 | Of course they’re Jimmy Choos...didn’t you know boarding a horse was expensive? | 1.5627 | 0.02018 | 1436 | 871 | 322 | 243 |
152 | Nice hat. | 1.5618 | 0.02045 | 1271 | 743 | 344 | 184 |
153 | Sooo...yeah...I run the 50 meter AND the 200 | 1.5618 | 0.02081 | 1417 | 886 | 269 | 262 |
154 | It's been a day, cowboy. | 1.5617 | 0.02233 | 1200 | 737 | 252 | 211 |
155 | I see you put our stimulus check to good use. | 1.5609 | 0.02055 | 1355 | 818 | 315 | 222 |
156 | When I see a pair I like, I buy them in another color. | 1.5603 | 0.01940 | 1385 | 799 | 396 | 190 |
157 | I'm a Filipino first lady trapped in a horse's body. | 1.5602 | 0.02124 | 1353 | 841 | 266 | 246 |
158 | Democrats up front. Republicans to the rear - where they belong. | 1.5591 | 0.02087 | 1354 | 831 | 290 | 233 |
159 | I’m literally talking right now, and your only question is about the shoes? | 1.5570 | 0.02073 | 1210 | 701 | 344 | 165 |
160 | I think it's become clear you shouldn't be making fashion choices for either of us, Bill. | 1.5564 | 0.02080 | 1242 | 731 | 331 | 180 |
161 | You're not in Kansas anymore, Seabiscuit | 1.5554 | 0.02418 | 992 | 606 | 221 | 165 |
162 | Can I borrow your hat? | 1.5542 | 0.02203 | 1189 | 726 | 267 | 196 |
163 | My old shoes just weren’t lucky any more, | 1.5532 | 0.02023 | 1240 | 735 | 332 | 173 |
164 | Too Christmassy? | 1.5532 | 0.02172 | 1240 | 763 | 268 | 209 |
165 | And it's your turn to wear the saddle. | 1.5532 | 0.02172 | 1240 | 765 | 265 | 210 |
166 | Thanks, but this isn't what I meant when I said I wanted new shoes for Christmas! | 1.5526 | 0.02252 | 1178 | 733 | 239 | 206 |
167 | They're not tap shoes. The front ones are clip shoes and the back ones are clop shoes. | 1.5516 | 0.02070 | 1222 | 719 | 333 | 170 |
168 | Best tell Gertie they’re synthetic leather | 1.5513 | 0.02214 | 1208 | 750 | 250 | 208 |
169 | Hey, going on Queer Eye was YOUR idea! | 1.5508 | 0.02172 | 1200 | 730 | 279 | 191 |
170 | I’m too haute to trot. | 1.5503 | 0.02281 | 1034 | 615 | 269 | 150 |
171 | So who made you a member of the Fashion Posse? | 1.5494 | 0.02216 | 1154 | 709 | 258 | 187 |
172 | The saleswoman said they brought out the brown in my eyes. | 1.5488 | 0.02311 | 1024 | 615 | 256 | 153 |
173 | Democrats ride forward but Republicans ride backward. | 1.5488 | 0.02390 | 1086 | 692 | 192 | 202 |
174 | I don't care what you think. You try hammering nails into the bottom of your feet! | 1.5484 | 0.02061 | 1167 | 694 | 315 | 158 |
175 | They say to never judge man until you've walked a mile in ... oh, never mind. | 1.5472 | 0.02256 | 1144 | 709 | 244 | 191 |
176 | Okay Dusty, I get you're sick of clippity-clop, but is tippity-tap really any better? | 1.5467 | 0.02203 | 1145 | 695 | 274 | 176 |
177 | Call me a fashion horse but I had to have them. | 1.5460 | 0.02243 | 1130 | 694 | 255 | 181 |
178 | In fact they do spark joy. | 1.5458 | 0.02399 | 852 | 490 | 259 | 103 |
179 | Do the green ones make my fetlocks look fat? | 1.5454 | 0.02091 | 1124 | 690 | 272 | 162 |
180 | Okay, which ones make my hooves look smaller? | 1.5441 | 0.02122 | 1099 | 649 | 307 | 143 |
181 | Worst gender reveal party ever. | 1.5440 | 0.02221 | 1103 | 676 | 258 | 169 |
182 | How did you find out that Payless Shoes is closing? | 1.5431 | 0.02349 | 1079 | 680 | 212 | 187 |
183 | So I’m afraid I’ll be joining the circus | 1.5431 | 0.02331 | 1079 | 680 | 214 | 185 |
184 | I tried them with socks, but they didn't look right" | 1.5430 | 0.02214 | 1081 | 646 | 283 | 152 |
185 | I've been rented for a gender reveal party. | 1.5423 | 0.02292 | 1064 | 652 | 247 | 165 |
186 | You said I could borrow anything in your closet. | 1.5422 | 0.02308 | 1066 | 658 | 238 | 170 |
187 | They're comfortable and that's what matters. | 1.5419 | 0.02131 | 1063 | 614 | 323 | 126 |
188 | So you’re sayin’ the hat’s a bit much? | 1.5416 | 0.02147 | 1069 | 643 | 282 | 144 |
189 | I’ll take off the shoes, Mitch, when you stop dtessing up like John Wayne. | 1.5416 | 0.02235 | 1058 | 633 | 277 | 148 |
190 | I’ve got a date tonight, Tex. Can I borrow the car? | 1.5416 | 0.02408 | 1058 | 678 | 187 | 193 |
191 | Let's hit the trail, Doodah, them Camptown Ladies ain't gonna wait all night! | 1.5411 | 0.02373 | 1059 | 670 | 205 | 184 |
192 | I think the expression is "that's a horse of a different color," not "horseshoe." | 1.5410 | 0.02400 | 1048 | 667 | 195 | 186 |
193 | It’s Polo by Ralph Lauren | 1.5406 | 0.02273 | 1047 | 636 | 257 | 154 |
194 | ...Well I think that hat makes you look silly! | 1.5395 | 0.02208 | 1025 | 608 | 284 | 133 |
195 | For some reason they only come in sets of two. | 1.5395 | 0.02336 | 1025 | 633 | 232 | 160 |
196 | You probably won't need pants for those Zoom meetings either. | 1.5390 | 0.02295 | 1026 | 625 | 250 | 151 |
197 | No, you can’t have a purse. You’ll have a saddlebag like the other horses. | 1.5389 | 0.02248 | 1028 | 613 | 276 | 139 |
198 | You were right, the heels were a bad idea. | 1.5389 | 0.02205 | 1028 | 603 | 296 | 129 |
199 | I've told you several times, it's not that kind of horse show. | 1.5372 | 0.02286 | 1007 | 608 | 258 | 141 |
200 | I beg your pardon. Any shoe on a horse IS a horse shoe. | 1.5366 | 0.02283 | 969 | 573 | 272 | 124 |
201 | I don't know who I am either. | 1.5364 | 0.02371 | 990 | 611 | 227 | 152 |
202 | I like the preppy look, without socks. | 1.5360 | 0.02372 | 987 | 609 | 227 | 151 |
203 | Amazon got the order wrong, but return shipping is such a hassle. | 1.5353 | 0.02315 | 977 | 588 | 255 | 134 |
204 | I'm OK with 'em, as long as you don't laugh at my hat. | 1.5352 | 0.02409 | 981 | 613 | 211 | 157 |
205 | I see your blacksmith is moonlighting at the discount shoe outlet again. | 1.5351 | 0.02517 | 968 | 631 | 158 | 179 |
206 | When they nail that hat to your head, then we'll talk about frivolous fashion choices. | 1.5337 | 0.03175 | 534 | 326 | 131 | 77 |
207 | It’s about time you knew the truth about who I am. | 1.5336 | 0.02469 | 922 | 574 | 204 | 144 |
208 | But, they're the latest thing! They're "Mules." | 1.5335 | 0.02307 | 956 | 575 | 254 | 127 |
209 | The cartoonist and his kid are both working from home right now. | 1.5333 | 0.02446 | 960 | 604 | 200 | 156 |
210 | It's not Mr. Ed, just Ed. | 1.5333 | 0.02441 | 947 | 591 | 207 | 149 |
211 | It's hard to shop for shoes in my size | 1.5330 | 0.02275 | 955 | 583 | 243 | 129 |
212 | What can I say? It was a BOGO. | 1.5324 | 0.02381 | 941 | 576 | 230 | 135 |
213 | You can take the girl out of New York City, but you can’t take New York City out of the girl | 1.5323 | 0.02510 | 868 | 535 | 204 | 129 |
214 | The gel insterts are a game changer. The colors just make me happy. | 1.5322 | 0.02313 | 932 | 552 | 264 | 116 |
215 | Don’t worry about it, no one will notice. | 1.5322 | 0.02536 | 932 | 599 | 170 | 163 |
216 | And I'm like, why should the dear and the antelope have all the fun? | 1.5321 | 0.02320 | 936 | 557 | 260 | 119 |
217 | Your hat’s on backwards | 1.5321 | 0.02518 | 936 | 599 | 176 | 161 |
218 | Ferragamo, why? | 1.5315 | 0.02480 | 937 | 592 | 192 | 153 |
219 | I hope you realize that you’re going to have to take all of those off to get through security. | 1.5315 | 0.02313 | 937 | 557 | 262 | 118 |
220 | Horse, man, hat, shoes, TV. | 1.5312 | 0.02503 | 928 | 594 | 177 | 157 |
221 | The blacksmith wore Prada | 1.5309 | 0.02383 | 921 | 558 | 237 | 126 |
222 | Last time I use a farrier from Paris. | 1.5305 | 0.02334 | 918 | 561 | 233 | 124 |
223 | This is work, Blaze. Not a fashion show. | 1.5301 | 0.02439 | 913 | 563 | 216 | 134 |
224 | Congratulations, you're having twins. | 1.5297 | 0.02608 | 908 | 594 | 147 | 167 |
225 | He said he was the Shoe Fairy. | 1.5292 | 0.02559 | 909 | 585 | 167 | 157 |
226 | They're saddle shoes, what did you expect? | 1.5283 | 0.02504 | 901 | 567 | 192 | 142 |
227 | You never take me out anymore. | 1.5280 | 0.02572 | 820 | 507 | 193 | 120 |
228 | Oh please! Don't act like you didn't do any online shopping while in quarantine. | 1.5280 | 0.02358 | 894 | 540 | 239 | 115 |
229 | I see by your outfit that you are a cowboy. | 1.5276 | 0.02565 | 887 | 567 | 172 | 148 |
230 | Comfort, quality, style—we're going to disrupt the horseshoe industry! | 1.5268 | 0.02443 | 877 | 535 | 222 | 120 |
231 | I’m a clothes horse, what’s your excuse? | 1.5267 | 0.02393 | 879 | 535 | 228 | 116 |
232 | If I'm wearing them, they're horseshoes. Okay? | 1.5265 | 0.02347 | 849 | 499 | 255 | 95 |
233 | It's going to be impossible keeping those clean | 1.5263 | 0.02570 | 874 | 557 | 174 | 143 |
234 | My date and I would like to enter the two stepping competition? | 1.5261 | 0.02677 | 863 | 568 | 136 | 159 |
235 | I just can’t resist a buy one, get one free sale. | 1.5259 | 0.02556 | 869 | 550 | 181 | 138 |
236 | My mother always voted Republican to cancel out my dad's vote. | 1.5256 | 0.02730 | 858 | 574 | 117 | 167 |
237 | Just because I was born in a barn doesn’t mean I have to dress like it | 1.5255 | 0.02347 | 862 | 506 | 259 | 97 |
238 | What? They didn't tell you I was color blind? | 1.5255 | 0.02474 | 864 | 533 | 209 | 122 |
239 | Embarrassed?! You're a Republican. | 1.5251 | 0.02588 | 855 | 544 | 173 | 138 |
240 | These should throw them off of our trail! | 1.5248 | 0.02213 | 846 | 520 | 229 | 97 |
241 | oh, you were serious about changing how you identify | 1.5247 | 0.02664 | 850 | 554 | 146 | 150 |
242 | Done with rounding up doggies, Sam. Goin’ dancing. | 1.5247 | 0.02480 | 850 | 523 | 210 | 117 |
243 | It behooves me to have to explain. | 1.5242 | 0.02435 | 826 | 492 | 235 | 99 |
244 | I think it’s time we talk about these quarantine purchases. | 1.5242 | 0.02564 | 847 | 533 | 184 | 130 |
245 | It's called dressage, Bob. | 1.5241 | 0.02455 | 849 | 515 | 223 | 111 |
246 | I'm a talking horse, and you still mucked-up my order! | 1.5241 | 0.02677 | 851 | 558 | 140 | 153 |
247 | They cost a little more but the stallions have been saying good things. | 1.5238 | 0.02470 | 842 | 512 | 219 | 111 |
248 | For the barn dance. Piggy pink or cornflower blue? | 1.5238 | 0.02314 | 842 | 528 | 204 | 110 |
249 | I couldn’t decide between take me to Kansas or take me dancing. | 1.5237 | 0.02647 | 844 | 546 | 154 | 144 |
250 | Blahnik or Choo | 1.5234 | 0.02770 | 835 | 561 | 111 | 163 |
251 | I may be one quarter horse, Jeb, but I'm three quarters fabulous! | 1.5230 | 0.02569 | 782 | 477 | 201 | 104 |
252 | I wasn't sure what you were going to wear | 1.5228 | 0.02623 | 834 | 533 | 166 | 135 |
253 | You would too if you had two left feet. | 1.5224 | 0.02612 | 825 | 523 | 173 | 129 |
254 | Oh, Freddie. That’s not what I meant by “I’d love ya more if you just made an effort sometimes.” | 1.5223 | 0.02760 | 829 | 554 | 117 | 158 |
255 | Wait till you see what she's done to the cows. | 1.5221 | 0.02740 | 747 | 473 | 158 | 116 |
256 | The inner soles are so much more comfortable than iron | 1.5220 | 0.02520 | 820 | 503 | 206 | 111 |
257 | It’s buy one get one. | 1.5219 | 0.02648 | 822 | 527 | 161 | 134 |
258 | Of course they're Oxfords, what else would you expect with an English saddle? | 1.5217 | 0.02557 | 736 | 437 | 214 | 85 |
259 | If you insist on wearing that ridiculous hat, I’m keeping the shoes! | 1.5215 | 0.02429 | 815 | 484 | 237 | 94 |
260 | I thought only the Devil wore Prada... | 1.5209 | 0.02611 | 814 | 514 | 176 | 124 |
261 | When I asked you to "put yourself in my shoes" I didn't mean it literally! | 1.5205 | 0.02485 | 782 | 466 | 225 | 91 |
262 | What? I'm quadcurious. Get over it. | 1.5204 | 0.02743 | 807 | 531 | 132 | 144 |
263 | I have never complained about YOUR choice of boots. | 1.5202 | 0.02649 | 815 | 527 | 154 | 134 |
264 | Fashion? Nay. Color-coded orthotics. | 1.5194 | 0.02753 | 797 | 524 | 132 | 141 |
265 | They didn’t have four in your size? | 1.5194 | 0.02620 | 801 | 510 | 168 | 123 |
266 | You don’t have to do a thing. They are Velcro. | 1.5188 | 0.02615 | 796 | 500 | 179 | 117 |
267 | No, I'm not happy. I asked for crocs. | 1.5182 | 0.02654 | 797 | 508 | 165 | 124 |
268 | Well happy trails to you too Wilbur. | 1.5178 | 0.02610 | 786 | 491 | 183 | 112 |
269 | Had I known, I would have worn my party hat.” | 1.5174 | 0.02658 | 777 | 491 | 170 | 116 |
270 | I thought you were looking for a horse or a different shoe color. | 1.5174 | 0.02885 | 777 | 529 | 94 | 154 |
271 | I thought we're heading to the city? | 1.5173 | 0.02585 | 781 | 483 | 192 | 106 |
272 | No, I wouldn't say they're sensible. | 1.5172 | 0.02620 | 787 | 494 | 179 | 114 |
273 | This way they'll never know that it was a man on a horse! | 1.5172 | 0.02705 | 787 | 510 | 148 | 129 |
274 | Oh, yeah? Well, you're all saddle and no horse. | 1.5168 | 0.02866 | 772 | 521 | 103 | 148 |
275 | Wait til you see how fast they make me run! | 1.5168 | 0.02687 | 772 | 494 | 158 | 120 |
276 | My rear end supports Republicans. My front end, the Democrats. | 1.5168 | 0.02591 | 776 | 485 | 183 | 108 |
277 | And the best part is, they’re not nailed on. | 1.5167 | 0.02565 | 747 | 451 | 206 | 90 |
278 | If you're wearing that hat, I'm wearing these shoes | 1.5167 | 0.02448 | 778 | 460 | 234 | 84 |
279 | Just because you’re wearing them and calling them horse shoes it doesn’t make them horseshoes. | 1.5163 | 0.02679 | 738 | 460 | 175 | 103 |
280 | A blacksmith wasn’t good enough for you. No, you had to order from QVC. | 1.5163 | 0.02833 | 769 | 513 | 115 | 141 |
281 | Don't fence me in. | 1.5162 | 0.02617 | 771 | 480 | 184 | 107 |
282 | Let's face it, Bob. This isn't the worst thing you've caught me doing. | 1.5157 | 0.02561 | 762 | 464 | 203 | 95 |
283 | Yes, calfskin loafers. Why are you asking, cowboy? | 1.5157 | 0.02529 | 764 | 476 | 188 | 100 |
284 | Girl I told you! Clint doesn't make Western movies anymore. This insane crush of yours has to stop. | 1.5157 | 0.02908 | 764 | 521 | 92 | 151 |
285 | I went bowling and someone stole my shoes. | 1.5157 | 0.02610 | 766 | 475 | 187 | 104 |
286 | What's the matter? Don't you like aquamarine with cerise? | 1.5156 | 0.02763 | 768 | 501 | 138 | 129 |
287 | And you don't look ridiculous in that hat? | 1.5155 | 0.02125 | 772 | 483 | 210 | 79 |
288 | I’m so tired of just being known as the “roan mare.” | 1.5152 | 0.02776 | 757 | 493 | 138 | 126 |
289 | Never mind the shoes. What's up with the English saddle? | 1.5152 | 0.02500 | 759 | 453 | 221 | 85 |
290 | When they said you're a horse of another color, I certainly didn't imagine this | 1.5152 | 0.02789 | 759 | 497 | 133 | 129 |
291 | I warned you about that blacksmith on Rodeo Drive! | 1.5151 | 0.02733 | 761 | 490 | 150 | 121 |
292 | Dressage for the job you want, not the job you have. | 1.5151 | 0.02735 | 728 | 460 | 161 | 107 |
293 | Nobody wears socks anymore Bill | 1.5146 | 0.02637 | 756 | 471 | 181 | 104 |
294 | Did you put those on in the dark? | 1.5145 | 0.02685 | 760 | 487 | 158 | 115 |
295 | My previous owner was Imelda Marcos | 1.5141 | 0.02572 | 747 | 454 | 202 | 91 |
296 | (Can’t get no) Satis-traction. | 1.5140 | 0.02967 | 749 | 517 | 79 | 153 |
297 | Wait, did the song say red suede or blue? | 1.5140 | 0.02581 | 749 | 467 | 183 | 99 |
298 | Maybe with a different coat? | 1.5140 | 0.02687 | 751 | 477 | 163 | 111 |
299 | Hired a new farrier. | 1.5139 | 0.02788 | 755 | 494 | 134 | 127 |
300 | What? It’s Fun Night at the OK Corral. | 1.5139 | 0.02725 | 755 | 484 | 154 | 117 |
301 | you're never gonna win at horseshoes with those. | 1.5133 | 0.02847 | 750 | 499 | 117 | 134 |
302 | They tried to sell me argyle socks, but that would have looked ridiculous | 1.5129 | 0.02626 | 737 | 454 | 188 | 95 |
303 | It simplifies things. | 1.5129 | 0.02877 | 737 | 494 | 109 | 134 |
304 | As long as you're comfortable, that's all that matters. | 1.5129 | 0.02776 | 737 | 476 | 144 | 117 |
305 | "It was buy one get one so I thought, "what the hay?" | 1.5123 | 0.02583 | 732 | 444 | 201 | 87 |
306 | They don't fit as well as horseshoes, but Zappos is just so convenient." | 1.5123 | 0.02818 | 732 | 478 | 133 | 121 |
307 | This is literally your worst idea yet. | 1.5123 | 0.02838 | 734 | 483 | 126 | 125 |
308 | Horse: This 6 ft. distance is killing me, Paul. Paul: I didn't know you cared...or that you could speak. | 1.5122 | 0.02972 | 736 | 506 | 83 | 147 |
309 | Do these shoes make my tail look big? | 1.5122 | 0.02773 | 736 | 475 | 145 | 116 |
310 | Blacksmith"? I thought you said "Blahnik".. | 1.5122 | 0.02793 | 736 | 478 | 139 | 119 |
311 | I’m coming out as non-binary” | 1.5122 | 0.02786 | 736 | 477 | 141 | 118 |
312 | I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore... | 1.5122 | 0.02774 | 740 | 479 | 143 | 118 |
313 | You're the one who had me gelded. | 1.5121 | 0.02898 | 662 | 424 | 137 | 101 |
314 | I’m just saying the saddle doesn’t complete the ensemble. | 1.5116 | 0.02834 | 731 | 480 | 128 | 123 |
315 | What do you mean I have to wear a mask? | 1.5116 | 0.02754 | 731 | 468 | 152 | 111 |
316 | They don't match the saddle. | 1.5116 | 0.02847 | 731 | 482 | 124 | 125 |
317 | Hang on to your hat Earl, I'm about to tell you if it's a foal or a filly. | 1.5111 | 0.02806 | 718 | 464 | 141 | 113 |
318 | It's not that easy, they're only sold in pairs. | 1.5111 | 0.02801 | 722 | 467 | 141 | 114 |
319 | They might not match but at least they don't have to be nailed on. | 1.5111 | 0.02565 | 722 | 434 | 207 | 81 |
320 | hey get off of my blue suede hoofs | 1.5111 | 0.02948 | 722 | 489 | 97 | 136 |
321 | My blacksmith is Questioning. | 1.5110 | 0.02830 | 726 | 475 | 131 | 120 |
322 | It's tough shopping when you have two left feet. | 1.5108 | 0.02710 | 697 | 432 | 174 | 91 |
323 | I don't feel the pressure to identify either way. Plus, I love that they don't have be nailed on! | 1.5101 | 0.02845 | 692 | 446 | 139 | 107 |
324 | Oh wonderful, now we’re NOT going bowling. | 1.5101 | 0.02845 | 692 | 446 | 139 | 107 |
325 | You're just mad because I went into town without you. | 1.5100 | 0.02755 | 702 | 443 | 160 | 99 |
326 | You should see my blanket. | 1.5098 | 0.02725 | 712 | 448 | 165 | 99 |
327 | No, the shoes are fine, I just think gender reveals are overdone. | 1.5098 | 0.02861 | 716 | 471 | 125 | 120 |
328 | What happens on Fire Island stays on Fire Island. | 1.5091 | 0.02697 | 713 | 448 | 168 | 97 |
329 | Mules? really? | 1.5091 | 0.02673 | 715 | 444 | 178 | 93 |
330 | That’s 6 ft alright. | 1.5091 | 0.02877 | 715 | 477 | 114 | 124 |
331 | . . . I tried 'em on and, long story short, people stopped saying "Why the long face?" every time I walked into a bar. | 1.5086 | 0.02895 | 582 | 360 | 150 | 72 |
332 | When I tap the heels of the blue ones together, we go where you want to go, and when I tap the heels of the red ones together, we go where I want to go. | 1.5085 | 0.02740 | 702 | 442 | 163 | 97 |
333 | Well, that's the last time I get shoed in Austin... | 1.5085 | 0.02836 | 704 | 457 | 136 | 111 |
334 | ...and I've ordered a tutu. | 1.5085 | 0.02887 | 710 | 470 | 119 | 121 |
335 | Get off your high...um, heels. We’ve got work to do. | 1.5079 | 0.02900 | 695 | 458 | 121 | 116 |
336 | Well, they make cutting cows from the herd a lot easier." | 1.5079 | 0.02872 | 697 | 456 | 128 | 113 |
337 | Oh what like your gloves always match your shoes? It's basically the same thing, Bob. And it's fine to have a little flair, not that you'd know anything about that. You embarrass me, you boring, vanilla, sad sack of shit. | 1.5079 | 0.02943 | 697 | 466 | 108 | 123 |
338 | you look ridiculous with that hat Frank | 1.5078 | 0.02759 | 703 | 446 | 157 | 100 |
339 | Manure! You've been to the farrier again. Where are you getting the oats? I'm not hoofing around. You're not stable. Neigh, I'm unhitching my wagon and rolling on. Let them put you out to pasture. Use your own horse sense and lose those dumb shoes. | 1.5072 | 0.03139 | 690 | 488 | 54 | 148 |
340 | And then she said, "Try walking a mile in MY shoes." | 1.5072 | 0.02660 | 690 | 422 | 186 | 82 |
341 | Which do you like better? I'm taking a gallop poll. | 1.5072 | 0.02686 | 692 | 427 | 179 | 86 |
342 | You realize those shoes are made from horse leather. | 1.5072 | 0.02845 | 692 | 448 | 137 | 107 |
343 | This isn't what you meant by horse shoes? | 1.5072 | 0.02883 | 696 | 457 | 125 | 114 |
344 | Sorry, Bart... I like roping, but I love tap. | 1.5072 | 0.02635 | 696 | 424 | 191 | 81 |
345 | These look much better on you Darlin’ than they did on my first wife. | 1.5072 | 0.02883 | 696 | 457 | 125 | 114 |
346 | I see you’ve been to Rodeo Drive again. | 1.5072 | 0.02669 | 698 | 430 | 182 | 86 |
347 | Yes, if you must know. It is my first rodeo. | 1.5068 | 0.02594 | 659 | 404 | 183 | 72 |
348 | Mr Ed couldn't keep his secret any longer; he WAS a show pony and proud of it! | 1.5066 | 0.02816 | 687 | 440 | 146 | 101 |
349 | I know what you're thinking. These looked totally different online. | 1.5062 | 0.02648 | 642 | 381 | 197 | 64 |
350 | Hooves are just so Boomer. | 1.5059 | 0.02951 | 680 | 452 | 112 | 116 |
351 | The blue goes with my eyes and the red is for kicking up my heels. | 1.5059 | 0.02900 | 682 | 447 | 125 | 110 |
352 | The salesman said all the European horses are wearing them. | 1.5059 | 0.02847 | 682 | 440 | 139 | 103 |
353 | Please don't say anything. I lost a bet. | 1.5058 | 0.02841 | 684 | 441 | 140 | 103 |
354 | My other pairs are being used for a game right now. | 1.5053 | 0.03016 | 655 | 437 | 105 | 113 |
355 | Well you look like a cactus | 1.5052 | 0.02737 | 675 | 420 | 169 | 86 |
356 | They're from Auntie Em. | 1.5052 | 0.02976 | 677 | 453 | 106 | 118 |
357 | You knew I was a clotheshorse when we met. | 1.5052 | 0.02652 | 679 | 418 | 181 | 80 |
358 | I had a gift card from Bloomingdales. | 1.5052 | 0.02864 | 679 | 440 | 135 | 104 |
359 | These have more ankle support. | 1.5052 | 0.02895 | 679 | 444 | 127 | 108 |
360 | We’re on Zoom, no one will know. | 1.5045 | 0.02766 | 672 | 424 | 158 | 90 |
361 | Damnit, Bessy. It's not that kind of wild west." @mashal.hussai | 1.5044 | 0.02845 | 678 | 441 | 134 | 103 |
362 | Gee, I was just being hypothetical when I asked what you would do if you were in my wife's shoes. | 1.5044 | 0.02815 | 680 | 435 | 147 | 98 |
363 | I’m a talking horse and you’re concerned about the shoes? | 1.5044 | 0.02963 | 567 | 351 | 146 | 70 |
364 | You know, I do like the pink in the front better after all. | 1.5041 | 0.04527 | 246 | 153 | 62 | 31 |
365 | Don’t take this the wrong way, but there are times that a discouraging word does need to be heard. | 1.5039 | 0.02768 | 649 | 402 | 167 | 80 |
366 | Why yes, they are Italian...from my days in Spaghetti Westerns. | 1.5038 | 0.02718 | 665 | 410 | 175 | 80 |
367 | I want to live a little! | 1.5037 | 0.02865 | 667 | 430 | 138 | 99 |
368 | Seriously. QVC is on in the barn again? | 1.5037 | 0.02981 | 667 | 445 | 108 | 114 |
369 | My preferred pronoun is they. | 1.5037 | 0.02771 | 669 | 420 | 161 | 88 |
370 | Haha remember the Spring Summer 2020 collection? | 1.5030 | 0.03078 | 660 | 454 | 81 | 125 |
371 | These colors don’t run. | 1.5030 | 0.02929 | 662 | 434 | 123 | 105 |
372 | You said "horse" shoes? My bad. | 1.5030 | 0.02983 | 662 | 448 | 98 | 116 |
373 | Do these shoes go with this saddle? | 1.5023 | 0.02889 | 653 | 421 | 136 | 96 |
374 | Red is to go; green is to stop. | 1.5023 | 0.03001 | 655 | 437 | 107 | 111 |
375 | You know, they don’t have to match, they just have to *go.* | 1.5023 | 0.02977 | 655 | 434 | 113 | 108 |
376 | I don’t care how pretty they are, we don’t go out until Cuomo tells us we can. | 1.5023 | 0.02899 | 657 | 426 | 132 | 99 |
377 | What can I say? I’m a Carrie. | 1.5023 | 0.03040 | 657 | 444 | 96 | 117 |
378 | Rodeo?!! Have you seen my shoes? | 1.5023 | 0.02756 | 661 | 427 | 142 | 92 |
379 | I find your revulsion very anthropocentric. | 1.5023 | 0.02957 | 663 | 439 | 115 | 109 |
380 | A ten-gallon hat and not even an ounce of style. | 1.5015 | 0.02906 | 648 | 419 | 133 | 96 |
381 | No, your legs look great in pumps. | 1.5015 | 0.03050 | 648 | 437 | 97 | 114 |
382 | I know you can’t tell left from right, but this should help with front and back. | 1.5015 | 0.02938 | 648 | 423 | 125 | 100 |
383 | Him: Your shoes don’t match. Horse: Your hat is stupid. | 1.5015 | 0.03081 | 648 | 441 | 89 | 118 |
384 | Yes they are slip-ons Carl, obviously I can’t tie shoelaces | 1.5015 | 0.02799 | 650 | 408 | 158 | 84 |
385 | How dare you ask me that! What if I asked you about what your hat represents? | 1.5015 | 0.02884 | 652 | 420 | 137 | 95 |
386 | The same place you bought that stupid hat. | 1.5015 | 0.02689 | 652 | 397 | 183 | 72 |
387 | Quit complaining; they're Florsheims. | 1.5008 | 0.03045 | 643 | 432 | 100 | 111 |
388 | No wonder you're limping, you've got two lefts in front | 1.5008 | 0.02997 | 643 | 426 | 112 | 105 |
389 | Have you heard of Etsy? There’s literally EVERYTHING on there! | 1.5008 | 0.03022 | 647 | 433 | 104 | 110 |
390 | I could swear I told the farrier, "Gimme Shoes!" - not "Jimmy Choos." | 1.5000 | 0.02795 | 646 | 405 | 159 | 82 |
391 | These were the last two pairs they had with arch support. | 1.5000 | 0.03001 | 642 | 426 | 111 | 105 |
392 | Do you think it makes me look too short? | 1.5000 | 0.03048 | 640 | 430 | 100 | 110 |
393 | Says the fashion critic with the ten gallon hat. | 1.5000 | 0.02672 | 640 | 386 | 188 | 66 |
394 | Are you sure there’s nothing else you wanted to say...nothing else you noticed...? | 1.4992 | 0.02985 | 635 | 418 | 117 | 100 |
395 | But we belong together! I can change, you know. | 1.4992 | 0.03155 | 633 | 437 | 76 | 120 |
396 | No, I won't call you Tiny Dancer. | 1.4992 | 0.02967 | 633 | 414 | 122 | 97 |
397 | So you don’ need a dancing pardner any more? | 1.4992 | 0.03099 | 631 | 428 | 91 | 112 |
398 | Now, I want your honest opinion... | 1.4984 | 0.02927 | 630 | 407 | 132 | 91 |
399 | It wouldn't kill you to wear some color once and a while. | 1.4984 | 0.02756 | 628 | 386 | 171 | 71 |
400 | Come on out Betty and Tom; the party is over. | 1.4984 | 0.03077 | 626 | 421 | 98 | 107 |
401 | This is the first time we've been out since the lockdown, I wanted to dress up. | 1.4984 | 0.02715 | 626 | 380 | 180 | 66 |
402 | ‘Would you mind color coordinating my saddle?’ | 1.4984 | 0.02649 | 626 | 403 | 146 | 77 |
403 | OK ,OK I’ll stop making fun of your hat now. | 1.4976 | 0.02951 | 621 | 402 | 129 | 90 |
404 | It's a trans thing.... | 1.4968 | 0.02999 | 622 | 409 | 117 | 96 |
405 | Hey, I don’t make fun of your stupid hat. | 1.4968 | 0.02706 | 620 | 395 | 150 | 75 |
406 | In fairness, they said they'd try and match me with a Rhinestone Cowboy not The Beige Buckaroo | 1.4968 | 0.03108 | 616 | 416 | 94 | 106 |
407 | I'm living my truth, Dan. | 1.4967 | 0.02840 | 614 | 384 | 155 | 75 |
408 | Now you? I just had to breakup the peacocks for horsing around. | 1.4960 | 0.03130 | 619 | 422 | 87 | 110 |
409 | Sure, I’m willing to give it a go but I don’t think dressage means what you think it does. | 1.4959 | 0.02944 | 613 | 395 | 132 | 86 |
410 | You can’t expect me to be decisive in these uncertain times, Frank. | 1.4959 | 0.03024 | 611 | 402 | 115 | 94 |
411 | I told you to check your cart before you clicked "submit order." | 1.4959 | 0.03024 | 611 | 402 | 115 | 94 |
412 | I’m trying to double down on taking a walk in other people’s shoes | 1.4951 | 0.03106 | 610 | 411 | 96 | 103 |
413 | Just be glad I got loafers, Jim. | 1.4942 | 0.03092 | 607 | 407 | 100 | 100 |
414 | Everyone deserves a well-heeled ride. | 1.4942 | 0.03047 | 605 | 400 | 111 | 94 |
415 | Like I should take fashion tips from you? | 1.4942 | 0.02808 | 601 | 371 | 163 | 67 |
416 | Give me back my hat!! | 1.4942 | 0.03143 | 601 | 407 | 91 | 103 |
417 | I picked them up on Rodeo Drive. | 1.4942 | 0.02788 | 601 | 369 | 167 | 65 |
418 | Do you have a purse to match those shoes? | 1.4942 | 0.03025 | 599 | 392 | 118 | 89 |
419 | Let's wait until tonight. | 1.4941 | 0.03142 | 597 | 403 | 93 | 101 |
420 | See? This proves the New Yorker isn’t stingy with color ink. | 1.4934 | 0.02853 | 602 | 377 | 153 | 72 |
421 | For the last time: Green means “Go!” and red means “Whoa!” | 1.4933 | 0.03121 | 600 | 404 | 96 | 100 |
422 | Yes, those make your hooves look big. | 1.4933 | 0.02838 | 598 | 372 | 157 | 69 |
423 | I click the red shoes to go to Kansas, I click the blue shoes to go to Massachussetts. | 1.4933 | 0.02869 | 596 | 381 | 139 | 76 |
424 | Pay the blacksmith, partner. | 1.4933 | 0.03128 | 596 | 401 | 96 | 99 |
425 | What do you mean, you’d like to see something in a pump? | 1.4924 | 0.03031 | 595 | 390 | 117 | 88 |
426 | You don’t appreciate how much each of us want to express our unique style and the saddle just doesn’t do it. | 1.4924 | 0.03204 | 595 | 409 | 79 | 107 |
427 | You said it was time for new shoes. | 1.4924 | 0.03094 | 591 | 393 | 105 | 93 |
428 | Saddle shoes would have been too predictable. | 1.4924 | 0.02809 | 589 | 362 | 164 | 63 |
429 | What are you looking at? What about that hat?" | 1.4924 | 0.03203 | 589 | 403 | 82 | 104 |
430 | Jane, you ignorant slut. | 1.4914 | 0.03315 | 580 | 407 | 61 | 112 |
431 | Your daughter says she wants to be a farrier. | 1.4905 | 0.03057 | 579 | 379 | 116 | 84 |
432 | You won't be welcome in any of the states. | 1.4905 | 0.03209 | 579 | 395 | 84 | 100 |
433 | Horse shoes what’ll they think of next? | 1.4905 | 0.03172 | 579 | 391 | 92 | 96 |
434 | I waited on line 12 hours for these. I’m wearing them! | 1.4905 | 0.03005 | 577 | 377 | 119 | 81 |
435 | Rodeo Drive. Why? | 1.4905 | 0.02893 | 577 | 361 | 149 | 67 |
436 | Now Clementine, where is your mask? | 1.4905 | 0.03246 | 577 | 397 | 77 | 103 |
437 | ''...and the posse will be lookin' fer two men on foot, 'stead of one feller on a hoss. Y'see?'' | 1.4897 | 0.02798 | 580 | 355 | 166 | 59 |
438 | What're you lookin' at, Wilbur? | 1.4896 | 0.03103 | 576 | 384 | 103 | 89 |
439 | They all fit fine, but for some reason, every time I click the back ones it’s straight back to Kansas. | 1.4896 | 0.02989 | 576 | 370 | 130 | 76 |
440 | But I feel naked without them. | 1.4895 | 0.03085 | 572 | 376 | 112 | 84 |
441 | So I take it both of the Wicked Witches are dead? | 1.4895 | 0.02917 | 572 | 372 | 125 | 75 |
442 | Looks like you're ready for a shoe-down with some O.K.-Chanel's | 1.4895 | 0.02909 | 570 | 377 | 115 | 78 |
443 | There's a lot about me you don't know. | 1.4894 | 0.02775 | 568 | 343 | 172 | 53 |
444 | Whoa boy! Either Elvis or Dorothy Gale but not both on the same roundup. | 1.4894 | 0.03162 | 568 | 380 | 98 | 90 |
445 | It was an "old town road" music video audition | 1.4894 | 0.03201 | 568 | 384 | 90 | 94 |
446 | You should’ve gone with Velcro. | 1.4891 | 0.03343 | 548 | 379 | 70 | 99 |
447 | Hey, what’s with the stupid hat? | 1.4891 | 0.03050 | 548 | 351 | 126 | 71 |
448 | Okay Undecided, let’s go for a ride. | 1.4891 | 0.03210 | 548 | 366 | 96 | 86 |
449 | it works !! | 1.4885 | 0.03291 | 567 | 393 | 71 | 103 |
450 | I'm using this time to try walking a mile in someone else's shoes... and a peep toe is always in season | 1.4885 | 0.03253 | 567 | 389 | 79 | 99 |
451 | I don't think that sensible horse shoes bring the same amount of good luck. | 1.4885 | 0.03253 | 567 | 389 | 79 | 99 |
452 | They're gonna be uncomfortable until you break 'em in. | 1.4875 | 0.03138 | 562 | 373 | 104 | 85 |
453 | It's horse shoes and cowboy BOOTS. Who ever heard of cowboy shoes? | 1.4875 | 0.03188 | 562 | 378 | 94 | 90 |
454 | You never take me anywhere nice | 1.4875 | 0.03168 | 562 | 376 | 98 | 88 |
455 | My hindsight was never 20/20 | 1.4875 | 0.03106 | 560 | 380 | 92 | 88 |
456 | I got dressed up to meet your outlaws. | 1.4874 | 0.02897 | 556 | 345 | 151 | 60 |
457 | I couldn't decide so I got both. | 1.4874 | 0.02840 | 556 | 340 | 161 | 55 |
458 | Sorry, Hank, but those stilettos were killing me. | 1.4874 | 0.03049 | 556 | 359 | 123 | 74 |
459 | Jeez, Frank. For once try not to be the neigh-sayer here. | 1.4867 | 0.02919 | 563 | 356 | 141 | 66 |
460 | I'm working my way up to pumps. | 1.4865 | 0.03179 | 555 | 371 | 98 | 86 |
461 | At first I thought the red, then maybe the blue. I don't know, what do you think? | 1.4865 | 0.03259 | 555 | 379 | 82 | 94 |
462 | It’s called fashion, sweetie. Look it up. | 1.4865 | 0.03173 | 555 | 373 | 95 | 87 |
463 | These are my dancing shoes, Slim ... | 1.4864 | 0.03328 | 551 | 382 | 70 | 99 |
464 | I think red says 'vicious outlaw' more than blue. | 1.4864 | 0.03258 | 551 | 375 | 84 | 92 |
465 | Well, you get to wear that silly hat! | 1.4856 | 0.03274 | 554 | 380 | 79 | 95 |
466 | thanks for letting me use your phone | 1.4855 | 0.03303 | 550 | 379 | 75 | 96 |
467 | They were a deal! His and her shoes. | 1.4854 | 0.03292 | 548 | 376 | 78 | 94 |
468 | The downstairs neighbors were complaining about the horseshoes. | 1.4849 | 0.03251 | 530 | 355 | 93 | 82 |
469 | These gender reveals keep getting weirder... | 1.4846 | 0.03258 | 551 | 376 | 83 | 92 |
470 | its my birthday; can i saddle you today? | 1.4843 | 0.03367 | 543 | 379 | 65 | 99 |
471 | That's "shod fine" not "schadenfreude". | 1.4843 | 0.03099 | 543 | 368 | 93 | 82 |
472 | Hey, at least I’m not trying to look like Pharrell at the 2014 Grammys. | 1.4842 | 0.03387 | 539 | 377 | 63 | 99 |
473 | If I have no name, how else am I supposed to express my individuality? | 1.4842 | 0.03166 | 539 | 361 | 97 | 81 |
474 | I'm taking a tap class with the Philly from stall #3. | 1.4842 | 0.02898 | 539 | 355 | 116 | 68 |
475 | Business in the front. Party in the back. | 1.4836 | 0.03164 | 517 | 336 | 112 | 69 |
476 | You do realize these are so out of season! | 1.4834 | 0.03351 | 542 | 377 | 68 | 97 |
477 | The Good, The Bad and The Uggs | 1.4832 | 0.03223 | 536 | 359 | 95 | 82 |
478 | I wanted a horse AND 4 mules not a horse IN 4 mules. | 1.4831 | 0.03042 | 534 | 341 | 128 | 65 |
479 | There was a sale at DSW, and I couldn't say neigh. | 1.4831 | 0.03243 | 534 | 359 | 92 | 83 |
480 | I am actually talking to you and you are just curious about my shoes? | 1.4831 | 0.03053 | 534 | 342 | 126 | 66 |
481 | Let me guess, Sancho gave you his 2 for 1 sales pitch and you bought it ?! | 1.4831 | 0.03254 | 534 | 360 | 90 | 84 |
482 | They didn’t have any in your size. I looked. | 1.4831 | 0.03291 | 534 | 366 | 79 | 89 |
483 | I didn’t laugh when you bought that hat. | 1.4831 | 0.02896 | 532 | 329 | 150 | 53 |
484 | Your hat looks ridiculous, Frank. | 1.4831 | 0.02998 | 532 | 338 | 132 | 62 |
485 | Clearly, I am all for supporting a new blacksmith. But I fear he is using me as his own personal canvas. | 1.4824 | 0.03273 | 539 | 367 | 84 | 88 |
486 | I wish I knew dogs were colorblind before asking Benji for fashion advice | 1.4824 | 0.03176 | 539 | 358 | 102 | 79 |
487 | Now let me get this straight—green for go and red for stop? | 1.4823 | 0.03397 | 537 | 377 | 61 | 99 |
488 | Now it's my turn to nail your shoes on. | 1.4823 | 0.03186 | 537 | 357 | 101 | 79 |
489 | You said it was a virtual prom. | 1.4823 | 0.03240 | 537 | 364 | 88 | 85 |
490 | Flats? With that saddle? | 1.4822 | 0.03003 | 535 | 339 | 134 | 62 |
491 | I couldn’t decide what color i liked best so i bought both. | 1.4822 | 0.03323 | 533 | 366 | 77 | 90 |
492 | I use the pronoun they. | 1.4821 | 0.03019 | 531 | 337 | 132 | 62 |
493 | The farrier is in quarantine so I got these online. Jeez, Clyde - it's the 21st century! | 1.4821 | 0.03257 | 531 | 358 | 90 | 83 |
494 | It only took one unusual ranch visit to start Dr. Seuss on a path of success. | 1.4820 | 0.03363 | 527 | 364 | 72 | 91 |
495 | Never mind the shoes. Where’s your mask, cowboy? | 1.4810 | 0.03064 | 526 | 337 | 125 | 64 |
496 | I said we were going to put some new horse shoes on you, not house shoes! | 1.4810 | 0.03270 | 526 | 355 | 89 | 82 |
497 | Well don't get all embarrassed now. | 1.4809 | 0.03346 | 524 | 360 | 76 | 88 |
498 | And all this time I didn't realize you were such a lady. | 1.4809 | 0.03340 | 524 | 362 | 73 | 89 |
499 | Yes we will be visiting blue and red states | 1.4808 | 0.03323 | 522 | 356 | 81 | 85 |
500 | Look, they only come in pairs - and besides, nobody’s going to be looking at your feet... | 1.4808 | 0.03256 | 522 | 350 | 93 | 79 |
501 | These are my dressage shoes. | 1.4808 | 0.03009 | 522 | 329 | 135 | 58 |
502 | Hmmmm.....horse shoes. | 1.4808 | 0.03323 | 522 | 356 | 81 | 85 |
503 | They asked me if I wanted to wait for a matching pair and I said neigh | 1.4808 | 0.02923 | 522 | 337 | 125 | 60 |
504 | I see we both reached new levels of unnecessary quarantine purchases. | 1.4801 | 0.03012 | 527 | 334 | 133 | 60 |
505 | I’ll loose the hat if you loose the shoes. | 1.4799 | 0.03383 | 523 | 363 | 69 | 91 |
506 | Well, excuse me for putting in the effort to look nice when we ride into town. | 1.4799 | 0.03050 | 498 | 312 | 133 | 53 |
507 | Did I mention that I signed up for an art class? | 1.4798 | 0.03192 | 521 | 344 | 104 | 73 |
508 | It’s not just the limited colorway - would you believe you don’t need to have these shoes nailed into your hooves? | 1.4798 | 0.03304 | 519 | 352 | 85 | 82 |
509 | Covfefe. | 1.4798 | 0.03453 | 494 | 343 | 66 | 85 |
510 | The blacksmith's is now part of a strip mall. | 1.4797 | 0.03415 | 517 | 360 | 66 | 91 |
511 | What if I don't want a 'giddy-up getup'. | 1.4797 | 0.03415 | 517 | 360 | 66 | 91 |
512 | The blacksmith's shop was closed, so I swung by the mall. | 1.4796 | 0.02906 | 515 | 323 | 140 | 52 |
513 | Well I never once complained about that silly hat! | 1.4796 | 0.02989 | 515 | 322 | 139 | 54 |
514 | Well YOU'RE the one who shared your Amazon password! | 1.4795 | 0.03048 | 488 | 317 | 117 | 54 |
515 | Hey there, cowboy, you can just refer to me using the pronoun “horse.” | 1.4788 | 0.03045 | 518 | 347 | 101 | 70 |
516 | They don't fit! | 1.4787 | 0.03442 | 516 | 362 | 61 | 93 |
517 | What? And only you get to enjoy arch support? | 1.4787 | 0.03250 | 516 | 350 | 87 | 79 |
518 | Don't you think the fact I'm talking to you is even more remarkable? | 1.4787 | 0.03180 | 516 | 339 | 107 | 70 |
519 | I’m feeling a little un-stable. | 1.4787 | 0.03331 | 516 | 352 | 81 | 83 |
520 | You get to wear your funny shoes and I get to wear mine | 1.4783 | 0.03337 | 508 | 345 | 83 | 80 |
521 | Is that a hat you you’re wearing, or are you just happy to see me? | 1.4774 | 0.03498 | 465 | 317 | 74 | 74 |
522 | The last pair felt like I was stepping on nails. | 1.4773 | 0.03119 | 507 | 329 | 115 | 63 |
523 | Oh. and that hat doesn't? | 1.4773 | 0.03010 | 507 | 318 | 136 | 53 |
524 | If John Paul II could pull it off, you should be fine. | 1.4770 | 0.03289 | 501 | 335 | 93 | 73 |
525 | You said this weekend was going to be dressage. | 1.4770 | 0.02950 | 501 | 322 | 126 | 53 |
526 | What do you mean, they're your lucky shoes? | 1.4770 | 0.03432 | 501 | 347 | 69 | 85 |
527 | AHEM! My eyes are up here, cowboy! | 1.4770 | 0.03153 | 501 | 324 | 115 | 62 |
528 | When you're gelded, you can go either way or both. | 1.4759 | 0.02844 | 498 | 319 | 131 | 48 |
529 | Which pair goes best with my eyes? | 1.4759 | 0.03242 | 498 | 329 | 101 | 68 |
530 | I'll lose the shoes if you do something about that hat. | 1.4758 | 0.03052 | 496 | 320 | 119 | 57 |
531 | They are going to think you are a city slicker. | 1.4745 | 0.03384 | 491 | 337 | 76 | 78 |
532 | I know I really don't NEED them, but they were on sale and besides, the shoes you gave me hurt my feet. Help me decide the color that best compliments my eyes! | 1.4745 | 0.03534 | 491 | 347 | 55 | 89 |
533 | Yeah, I agree. This ability to talk and haggle a 2 for 1 deal on designer footwear is a pretty sweet evolutionary advantage. | 1.4739 | 0.03436 | 498 | 346 | 68 | 84 |
534 | Get off your high horse, heels - er, high heels, horse | 1.4737 | 0.03398 | 494 | 341 | 73 | 80 |
535 | No, I think you look nice. | 1.4735 | 0.03474 | 490 | 344 | 61 | 85 |
536 | Big Sale? You look great? That's what you got?! | 1.4734 | 0.03455 | 488 | 338 | 69 | 81 |
537 | Well, clearly you shouldn’t have told me your password. | 1.4734 | 0.03109 | 488 | 313 | 120 | 55 |
538 | No, I will not get you matching socks! | 1.4733 | 0.03392 | 486 | 331 | 80 | 75 |
539 | What ? You know I am color blind!! | 1.4733 | 0.03515 | 486 | 341 | 60 | 85 |
540 | Now you can try walking a mile in my shoes. | 1.4733 | 0.03118 | 486 | 310 | 122 | 54 |
541 | Do you think I should have just gotten four purple ones? | 1.4733 | 0.03367 | 486 | 329 | 84 | 73 |
542 | Is it insensitive to have the pink shoes in the back? | 1.4733 | 0.03284 | 486 | 325 | 93 | 68 |
543 | I'm sorry to say we're both over the age limit for the rodeo | 1.4733 | 0.03527 | 486 | 342 | 58 | 86 |
544 | In these shoes? I don't think so | 1.4733 | 0.03212 | 486 | 317 | 108 | 61 |
545 | Well, your scarf doesn’t go with that hat, Mr. Fashion. | 1.4733 | 0.03091 | 486 | 308 | 126 | 52 |
546 | The saddle didn't give me much to work with. | 1.4731 | 0.03390 | 484 | 329 | 81 | 74 |
547 | I don't care if you are a female, you are still a horse! | 1.4731 | 0.03628 | 465 | 329 | 52 | 84 |
548 | You try finding 4 shoes to match this saddle. | 1.4731 | 0.03243 | 465 | 303 | 105 | 57 |
549 | You should talk... | 1.4730 | 0.03451 | 482 | 332 | 72 | 78 |
550 | No, I wouldn’t make you walk a mile in those shoes. | 1.4730 | 0.03489 | 482 | 335 | 66 | 81 |
551 | No, I think the pink ones look better in the front. | 1.4730 | 0.03298 | 482 | 320 | 96 | 66 |
552 | You're making a complete foal of yourself | 1.4730 | 0.03501 | 482 | 336 | 64 | 82 |
553 | You got home ealier Tom | 1.4730 | 0.03482 | 482 | 337 | 63 | 82 |
554 | Don’t worry, the Zoom conference can only see the top half. | 1.4730 | 0.03082 | 482 | 309 | 120 | 53 |
555 | You’re a shoe-in at the derby this year Peaky Sneakerz. | 1.4730 | 0.03525 | 482 | 338 | 60 | 84 |
556 | There's never a line in the unisex bathrooms, but I tell ya; my dogs are barking! | 1.4723 | 0.03436 | 487 | 336 | 72 | 79 |
557 | They have arch support. | 1.4723 | 0.03423 | 487 | 335 | 74 | 78 |
558 | My stall is the one with the trot through closet. R.Lehingrat Burnaby, BC | 1.4723 | 0.03448 | 487 | 339 | 67 | 81 |
559 | No, that’s not what I meant when I said we have to get horse shoes for you. | 1.4722 | 0.03434 | 485 | 334 | 73 | 78 |
560 | Hmmm...better arch support, but still clash with the saddle. | 1.4720 | 0.03420 | 483 | 331 | 76 | 76 |
561 | You overpaid for my new loafers, and the Avon Lady is here with lip gloss for Wilbur. | 1.4719 | 0.03531 | 481 | 338 | 59 | 84 |
562 | Are they done playing horseshoes yet? | 1.4719 | 0.03114 | 481 | 306 | 123 | 52 |
563 | Here’s the deal. Say nothing about the shoes, I say nothing about the hat. | 1.4718 | 0.03093 | 426 | 261 | 130 | 35 |
564 | Fifteen-gallon. What’s your story? | 1.4718 | 0.03392 | 479 | 325 | 82 | 72 |
565 | There’s a new blacksmith in town and I really like her. | 1.4718 | 0.02891 | 479 | 306 | 127 | 46 |
566 | We're going to a gender reveal party, correct? | 1.4718 | 0.03220 | 479 | 314 | 105 | 60 |
567 | Well I think your hat is lame. | 1.4717 | 0.03297 | 477 | 316 | 97 | 64 |
568 | I am not going to the rodeo without you. | 1.4717 | 0.03591 | 477 | 339 | 51 | 87 |
569 | Alright, these dang reveal parties are getting out of hand! | 1.4717 | 0.03324 | 477 | 318 | 93 | 66 |
570 | And that hat isn’t ridiculous? | 1.4716 | 0.03171 | 475 | 305 | 116 | 54 |
571 | Oh really? And you think that hat works? | 1.4716 | 0.03226 | 475 | 309 | 108 | 58 |
572 | Bamboo socks for the hot sand. | 1.4716 | 0.03591 | 475 | 337 | 52 | 86 |
573 | How about YOU nail a piece of metal to YOUR foot? | 1.4716 | 0.03114 | 475 | 306 | 116 | 53 |
574 | Sorry, but this is not "The Pony Express Yourself"! | 1.4716 | 0.03274 | 475 | 315 | 97 | 63 |
575 | If I wear these no one will notice your hat. | 1.4705 | 0.03054 | 474 | 304 | 120 | 50 |
576 | You were right. It's not easy being in your shoes. | 1.4703 | 0.03171 | 472 | 303 | 116 | 53 |
577 | Boss, I think the motto "Just Do It" does not apply here. | 1.4703 | 0.03572 | 472 | 333 | 56 | 83 |
578 | Whatever behooves you. | 1.4702 | 0.03284 | 453 | 294 | 105 | 54 |
579 | I'm sorry, but the blacksmith is closed due to lockdown orders. | 1.4693 | 0.03463 | 473 | 326 | 72 | 75 |
580 | Well, who is on their high horse now? | 1.4692 | 0.03369 | 471 | 317 | 87 | 67 |
581 | I’m color coordinated for the baby shower | 1.4692 | 0.03527 | 471 | 329 | 63 | 79 |
582 | I splurged. It was a BOGO sale | 1.4692 | 0.03423 | 471 | 321 | 79 | 71 |
583 | C’mon, Dusty, deep down you always knew. | 1.4690 | 0.03064 | 467 | 292 | 131 | 44 |
584 | No Jimmy Choo, the farrier says that is tired of changing your shoes. | 1.4690 | 0.03652 | 467 | 335 | 45 | 87 |
585 | I'm too old for bucking. It's time to try prancing. | 1.4690 | 0.03445 | 467 | 319 | 77 | 71 |
586 | It’s called being an influencer, Earl. #horseshooz | 1.4690 | 0.03123 | 467 | 296 | 123 | 48 |
587 | 'The ones you put one had no arch support'. | 1.4688 | 0.03403 | 465 | 314 | 84 | 67 |
588 | "No, I'm not taking you to Macy' s One-Day Sale. | 1.4687 | 0.03495 | 463 | 319 | 71 | 73 |
589 | I’m too sexy for my hooves! | 1.4687 | 0.03180 | 463 | 299 | 112 | 52 |
590 | Also, I can talk. | 1.4687 | 0.02998 | 463 | 292 | 128 | 43 |
591 | The farrier is gay. | 1.4687 | 0.03352 | 463 | 316 | 80 | 67 |
592 | where'd my horse shoes go | 1.4677 | 0.03290 | 464 | 313 | 88 | 63 |
593 | I'm not thrilled about the new farrier either, but these do make my eyes pop. | 1.4677 | 0.03476 | 464 | 319 | 73 | 72 |
594 | Just one mile? | 1.4677 | 0.03435 | 464 | 316 | 79 | 69 |
595 | Tight doesn't matter. Have you ever had a nail driven into your foot? | 1.4674 | 0.03318 | 460 | 304 | 97 | 59 |
596 | The red and aqua are gun violence awareness colors. By the way, that thing better not be loaded. | 1.4674 | 0.03239 | 460 | 316 | 80 | 64 |
597 | I tested positive for steroids AND estrogen. | 1.4672 | 0.03645 | 458 | 326 | 50 | 82 |
598 | You're the first to know. I've decided to come out of the barn. | 1.4672 | 0.03198 | 458 | 294 | 114 | 50 |
599 | Look, just lead me to the water. I'll take it from there. | 1.4672 | 0.03442 | 458 | 311 | 80 | 67 |
600 | You went to Sarah Jessica Parker's store without your mask? | 1.4672 | 0.03565 | 458 | 320 | 62 | 76 |
601 | I’ll explain starboard and port one more time. | 1.4671 | 0.03454 | 456 | 313 | 75 | 68 |
602 | Well, my head is Democratic and my ass is Republican. | 1.4658 | 0.03443 | 453 | 307 | 81 | 65 |
603 | Nike or Adidas, who is offering us more to attend their rodeo? | 1.4656 | 0.03426 | 451 | 304 | 84 | 63 |
604 | Look it’s my money, I can spent it how I want. | 1.4656 | 0.03622 | 451 | 318 | 56 | 77 |
605 | Just my luck, they were all out of horseshoes again. | 1.4656 | 0.03594 | 451 | 316 | 60 | 75 |
606 | I love these shoes, but I couldn't justify two pairs exactly the same.... | 1.4655 | 0.03607 | 449 | 315 | 59 | 75 |
607 | The thought of being remembered as just ‘the horse with no name’ was keeping me up at night. | 1.4655 | 0.03198 | 449 | 287 | 115 | 47 |
608 | Well, I think your hat’s stupid. | 1.4655 | 0.03229 | 449 | 289 | 111 | 49 |
609 | They're a little loose. Do you know a good pink and blue smith? | 1.4653 | 0.03634 | 447 | 315 | 56 | 76 |
610 | Roy...you’ve been a great partner and the best of friends, but it’s time for me to hit the trail and live my truth. | 1.4653 | 0.03224 | 447 | 287 | 112 | 48 |
611 | The back ones get me to Kansas. The front ones to New York City. | 1.4653 | 0.03536 | 447 | 308 | 70 | 69 |
612 | I look ridiculous? Have you seen yourself in that hat? | 1.4651 | 0.03132 | 430 | 267 | 126 | 37 |
613 | Enough room in the hooves? | 1.4641 | 0.03626 | 446 | 314 | 57 | 75 |
614 | I think two of those are mine! | 1.4640 | 0.03302 | 444 | 295 | 94 | 55 |
615 | Gucci's! | 1.4640 | 0.03680 | 444 | 316 | 50 | 78 |
616 | Trust me, they'll never track us now. | 1.4640 | 0.03317 | 444 | 291 | 100 | 53 |
617 | Before I answer, let me ask, did you save the receipt.? | 1.4640 | 0.03045 | 444 | 274 | 134 | 36 |
618 | You've been watching My Little Pony again, haven't you!? | 1.4638 | 0.03464 | 442 | 299 | 81 | 62 |
619 | Just nail on new shoes," the vet says. "That'll get him going," he says... | 1.4638 | 0.03508 | 442 | 302 | 75 | 65 |
620 | It's not horsing around, John. It's fashion. | 1.4636 | 0.03229 | 440 | 292 | 96 | 52 |
621 | What do they mean, "and the horse you rode in on?" | 1.4636 | 0.03693 | 440 | 313 | 50 | 77 |
622 | What do you think? | 1.4631 | 0.03563 | 447 | 311 | 65 | 71 |
623 | I'm pretty sure 'walk a mile in my shoes' is just an idiom. | 1.4630 | 0.03260 | 419 | 266 | 112 | 41 |
624 | Which ones make me look like I have a winning personality? | 1.4626 | 0.03470 | 441 | 299 | 80 | 62 |
625 | The mare misunderstood when I said I like sex. | 1.4626 | 0.03644 | 441 | 311 | 56 | 74 |
626 | Same place you got that hat. | 1.4624 | 0.03250 | 439 | 283 | 109 | 47 |
627 | Whatever happened to the cowboy boots I gave you for your birthday? | 1.4622 | 0.03180 | 437 | 287 | 102 | 48 |
628 | Don't judge me Jack, it was a 75% off sale! | 1.4619 | 0.03609 | 433 | 301 | 64 | 68 |
629 | I'm hedging my bet on who's going to win in November. | 1.4612 | 0.03635 | 438 | 308 | 58 | 72 |
630 | The farrier insists these casual slip ons are trending, and I must say I do find quite comfortable, now giddy-up cowboy | 1.4612 | 0.03503 | 438 | 299 | 76 | 63 |
631 | Well pardon me, someone here needs style! | 1.4610 | 0.03719 | 410 | 286 | 59 | 65 |
632 | Blue for trotting. Red for galloping. | 1.4606 | 0.03540 | 432 | 296 | 73 | 63 |
633 | When I named you Dancer, I didn't mean it literally. | 1.4606 | 0.03206 | 432 | 275 | 115 | 42 |
634 | I opted for loafers. The laces on the oxfords were killers. | 1.4606 | 0.03494 | 432 | 293 | 79 | 60 |
635 | Avant-garde or just plain tacky? | 1.4606 | 0.03329 | 432 | 290 | 88 | 54 |
636 | I don’t care if they’re not sensible, I love them.” | 1.4606 | 0.03337 | 432 | 283 | 99 | 50 |
637 | What, I'm an Old Paint and you don't like my shoe colors? | 1.4605 | 0.03760 | 430 | 309 | 44 | 77 |
638 | Bring that hat of yours over here and let’s go! | 1.4605 | 0.03553 | 430 | 300 | 64 | 66 |
639 | The OK Corral was full but the Fabulous Corral was able to fit me in. | 1.4605 | 0.03348 | 430 | 282 | 98 | 50 |
640 | Gender reveal party, circa 1860 | 1.4603 | 0.03596 | 428 | 296 | 67 | 65 |
641 | You're violating the Rules of Greyscale! | 1.4603 | 0.03440 | 428 | 291 | 79 | 58 |
642 | We are six feet apart. Your donkey and elephant friends are miles apart. | 1.4594 | 0.03796 | 431 | 313 | 38 | 80 |
643 | It’s my first rodeo. | 1.4592 | 0.03466 | 429 | 289 | 83 | 57 |
644 | This is the last time I ask for a set of balanced shoes. | 1.4588 | 0.03780 | 425 | 306 | 43 | 76 |
645 | Look, I’m not looking to get into another civil rights debate with you today... far be it for me to say what you can or cannot wear to work. | 1.4588 | 0.03751 | 425 | 304 | 47 | 74 |
646 | You know, I can see your no-show socks. | 1.4588 | 0.03294 | 425 | 285 | 89 | 51 |
647 | Let me guess, first rodeo? | 1.4586 | 0.02870 | 423 | 290 | 88 | 45 |
648 | Okay. Now it’s my turn to walk a day in your shoes. | 1.4586 | 0.03167 | 423 | 266 | 120 | 37 |
649 | Read the invitation - dress code is black tie | 1.4586 | 0.03750 | 423 | 302 | 48 | 73 |
650 | I had to make do. The ferriers were all shut down by Covid-19. | 1.4584 | 0.03626 | 421 | 292 | 65 | 64 |
651 | You're not color blind? | 1.4584 | 0.03749 | 421 | 300 | 49 | 72 |
652 | The blue ones are more fashion-forward, but the red ones make my hooves look smaller. | 1.4584 | 0.03078 | 421 | 267 | 118 | 36 |
653 | Imagine it: "A man rode into town on a horse on limited edition colorways." | 1.4584 | 0.03611 | 421 | 291 | 67 | 63 |
654 | But Lightening- all the horses in New York are wearing them, a matching 4 is SO 2019 . | 1.4584 | 0.03809 | 421 | 304 | 41 | 76 |
655 | Cute shoes. | 1.4580 | 0.03653 | 417 | 290 | 63 | 64 |
656 | Well, don’t you look hot to trot today! | 1.4580 | 0.03340 | 417 | 271 | 101 | 45 |
657 | Kids just don’t find cowboys cool anymore. | 1.4580 | 0.03685 | 417 | 292 | 59 | 66 |
658 | I’m sorry, I don’t know what Tic Tock is! | 1.4580 | 0.03777 | 417 | 298 | 47 | 72 |
659 | My forelegs want to go but my hind legs won't move. | 1.4580 | 0.03808 | 417 | 300 | 43 | 74 |
660 | Hats are so last season. | 1.4580 | 0.03762 | 417 | 297 | 49 | 71 |
661 | I'm a bipartisan stalking horse--stealthier that way. | 1.4580 | 0.03669 | 417 | 291 | 61 | 65 |
662 | They looked better online. | 1.4580 | 0.03305 | 417 | 269 | 105 | 43 |
663 | I'm a stable genius... | 1.4575 | 0.03366 | 424 | 279 | 96 | 49 |
664 | I’ll take you as far as the neighbor’s ranch. I’m still breaking these in. | 1.4573 | 0.03259 | 422 | 271 | 109 | 42 |
665 | Too much? | 1.4569 | 0.03351 | 418 | 273 | 99 | 46 |
666 | I think I'll keep the red ones. They're a little tight but make my ankles look thinner. | 1.4567 | 0.03222 | 416 | 264 | 114 | 38 |
667 | I swear! I found these in Seabiscuit's closet! | 1.4565 | 0.03783 | 414 | 296 | 47 | 71 |
668 | When do you want to do the reveal? | 1.4565 | 0.03609 | 414 | 285 | 69 | 60 |
669 | I couldn't decide between blue suede shoes or ruby slippers so I bought a pair of each! | 1.4563 | 0.03671 | 412 | 287 | 62 | 63 |
670 | Two for one on Amazon Cute, huh? | 1.4563 | 0.03782 | 412 | 294 | 48 | 70 |
671 | It’s called fashion, mister | 1.4561 | 0.03749 | 410 | 290 | 53 | 67 |
672 | Okay, you take off that stupid hat and i'll take off the silly shoes, then you can go for a ride | 1.4561 | 0.03519 | 410 | 276 | 81 | 53 |
673 | That's the last time I hire a farrier from L.A. | 1.4561 | 0.03685 | 410 | 286 | 61 | 63 |
674 | The farrier is on vacation so his wife fitted me with these new horseshoes. | 1.4561 | 0.03733 | 410 | 289 | 55 | 66 |
675 | Where should we go for dinner? | 1.4561 | 0.03765 | 410 | 291 | 51 | 68 |
676 | Let’s face it, we both bought things online we didn’t need during this quarantine | 1.4557 | 0.03291 | 384 | 241 | 111 | 32 |
677 | Sorry. I didn't get my hooves done this week! | 1.4556 | 0.03252 | 417 | 267 | 110 | 40 |
678 | That hat always struck me as tacky, but did I complain? | 1.4545 | 0.03174 | 418 | 264 | 118 | 36 |
679 | A good ride? Man, I have a shoe deal. | 1.4545 | 0.03850 | 407 | 294 | 41 | 72 |
680 | You said get ready for the stage, and I just thought... | 1.4545 | 0.03272 | 407 | 260 | 109 | 38 |
681 | „My eyes are up here, Bob.“ | 1.4545 | 0.03244 | 407 | 266 | 100 | 41 |
682 | ohh..It's been months these shoes are not working dude ! | 1.4545 | 0.03897 | 407 | 297 | 35 | 75 |
683 | If you're gonna wear that hat I'm gonna wear these shoes." | 1.4543 | 0.03586 | 405 | 276 | 74 | 55 |
684 | These are so last year. | 1.4543 | 0.03769 | 405 | 287 | 52 | 66 |
685 | Weird? At least they're comfortable. How about we nail your boots to your feet for a day and see how you like it, Robert. | 1.4543 | 0.03575 | 383 | 255 | 82 | 46 |
686 | They're for Gay Ride week. | 1.4541 | 0.03295 | 403 | 258 | 107 | 38 |
687 | Yes, I have mixed color shoes on, but you have a baguette stuffed under your hat. | 1.4541 | 0.03667 | 403 | 279 | 65 | 59 |
688 | Just for here. On the trail, you can go back to the Birkenstocks. | 1.4541 | 0.03406 | 403 | 260 | 98 | 43 |
689 | Sex and the City goes West. | 1.4541 | 0.03667 | 403 | 279 | 65 | 59 |
690 | This is your last prank, Harold, because I'm going to kill you. | 1.4534 | 0.03842 | 408 | 295 | 41 | 72 |
691 | The polls suggested that the democrats are in front! | 1.4530 | 0.03539 | 362 | 235 | 90 | 37 |
692 | Line up ... boys in front, girls in back! | 1.4530 | 0.03759 | 404 | 286 | 53 | 65 |
693 | If you'd said "red right returning" in the first place I would have gotten them on the right hoofs. | 1.4530 | 0.03497 | 404 | 283 | 64 | 57 |
694 | Why don't you just register as an Independent? | 1.4530 | 0.03693 | 404 | 282 | 61 | 61 |
695 | Between your hat and my shoes I think we'll make it into next month's Vogue. | 1.4530 | 0.03523 | 404 | 272 | 81 | 51 |
696 | I will not be ridden rough-shod. | 1.4530 | 0.03326 | 404 | 261 | 103 | 40 |
697 | The returns are free, but who’s got the time? | 1.4530 | 0.03808 | 404 | 289 | 47 | 68 |
698 | Theses are as much horse shoes as your hat is ten gallons. | 1.4525 | 0.03585 | 400 | 272 | 75 | 53 |
699 | You wouldn’t believe how hard it is to find these shoes in a size 28 | 1.4525 | 0.03550 | 400 | 270 | 79 | 51 |
700 | Looks weird now, but imagine me in two pairs of trousers. | 1.4520 | 0.03523 | 396 | 265 | 83 | 48 |
701 | Is this a cognitive test? | 1.4520 | 0.03559 | 396 | 267 | 79 | 50 |
702 | If you can put on pants to out today, then I am putting on my nice shoes. | 1.4520 | 0.03950 | 396 | 290 | 33 | 73 |
703 | I'm afraid it'll have to do; turns out the blacksmith's not an essential service. | 1.4519 | 0.03942 | 270 | 171 | 76 | 23 |
704 | Well I’m not changing them now. Do you know how long it took me to tie the laces? | 1.4518 | 0.03415 | 394 | 260 | 91 | 43 |
705 | Dude! | 1.4518 | 0.03842 | 394 | 284 | 43 | 67 |
706 | No, we cannot go dancing! | 1.4518 | 0.03545 | 394 | 272 | 69 | 53 |
707 | Or do you like the red ones in the front? | 1.4518 | 0.03348 | 394 | 254 | 102 | 38 |
708 | I've got my mask around my neck, thank you. So where's YOURS? | 1.4518 | 0.03766 | 394 | 277 | 56 | 61 |
709 | I aint ridden no dang horsie whose shoes don't match! | 1.4514 | 0.03814 | 401 | 287 | 47 | 67 |
710 | I will if you give up that hat! | 1.4514 | 0.02693 | 401 | 265 | 106 | 30 |
711 | I want to add spurs that jingle, jangle, jingle, as I go ridin’ merrily along. | 1.4511 | 0.03652 | 399 | 278 | 63 | 58 |
712 | You’ve been in my closet again. | 1.4509 | 0.03405 | 397 | 260 | 95 | 42 |
713 | Not a match, but close counts in horseshoes. | 1.4509 | 0.03368 | 397 | 258 | 99 | 40 |
714 | Relax Earl, no one can see your shoes in a video conference... | 1.4509 | 0.03424 | 397 | 261 | 93 | 43 |
715 | "The blacksmith had a sale" | 1.4509 | 0.02329 | 397 | 279 | 86 | 32 |
716 | You have a beautiful heart, Larry, and I think it’s time to stop hiding it behind that hat, which actually makes you look shorter than you are! | 1.4509 | 0.03760 | 397 | 280 | 55 | 62 |
717 | If you won't wear a mask, I'm taking off my shoes and leaving without you! | 1.4506 | 0.03671 | 395 | 273 | 66 | 56 |
718 | Says who? | 1.4506 | 0.03826 | 395 | 282 | 48 | 65 |
719 | I thought this would make our ride more fluid. | 1.4506 | 0.03636 | 395 | 286 | 46 | 63 |
720 | If you can wear that ridiculous hat | 1.4501 | 0.03822 | 391 | 278 | 50 | 63 |
721 | What’s with the shoes? | 1.4499 | 0.03940 | 389 | 283 | 37 | 69 |
722 | I ain't ridin' no horse who can't find 4 shoes that match. | 1.4499 | 0.03578 | 389 | 265 | 74 | 50 |
723 | The experts say this is the best method to prevent catching hoof-and-mouth disease. | 1.4496 | 0.03922 | 387 | 280 | 40 | 67 |
724 | That new blacksmith is reading too many fashion magazines! | 1.4496 | 0.03870 | 387 | 277 | 46 | 64 |
725 | Was your rider a California liberal? | 1.4490 | 0.03865 | 392 | 282 | 44 | 66 |
726 | What pronouns do you prefer, pardner? | 1.4490 | 0.03675 | 392 | 271 | 66 | 55 |
727 | Well I just couldn’t make up my mind... | 1.4490 | 0.03359 | 392 | 264 | 84 | 44 |
728 | You don't know the rules for horseshoes? | 1.4490 | 0.03763 | 392 | 276 | 56 | 60 |
729 | It could have been worse - my high heels. | 1.4490 | 0.03780 | 392 | 277 | 54 | 61 |
730 | Listen, your thing the open range. My thing is arch support. So I don’t want to hear about it. | 1.4490 | 0.03530 | 392 | 268 | 74 | 50 |
731 | Listen they have great arch support. | 1.4490 | 0.03301 | 392 | 251 | 106 | 35 |
732 | For every pair we buy, they send another one to less fortunate horses. | 1.4490 | 0.03474 | 392 | 260 | 88 | 44 |
733 | If I tap all four of these together maybe we can skip to 2021 | 1.4490 | 0.03455 | 392 | 259 | 90 | 43 |
734 | It's within union regulations. | 1.4487 | 0.03931 | 390 | 284 | 37 | 69 |
735 | Your hat clashes with my shoes. | 1.4487 | 0.03497 | 390 | 272 | 66 | 52 |
736 | Stop horsing around & put your good shoes on. | 1.4487 | 0.03795 | 390 | 276 | 53 | 61 |
737 | I know, but human shoe stores have a better selection than my blacksmith! | 1.4487 | 0.03829 | 390 | 278 | 49 | 63 |
738 | Sure, right. Yes, I ordered them on Equine/gender reveal.com | 1.4487 | 0.03948 | 390 | 285 | 35 | 70 |
739 | Yeah, I got tired of the whole "nail a spike through my hoof" thing. | 1.4487 | 0.03391 | 390 | 259 | 89 | 42 |
740 | It’s the whole ‘two kids pretending to be a horse’ look, it’s very in this season | 1.4487 | 0.03812 | 390 | 277 | 51 | 62 |
741 | the farrier has the new Spring collection, the Funfetti line. | 1.4487 | 0.03864 | 390 | 280 | 45 | 65 |
742 | These days, I just dress up for fun | 1.4487 | 0.03725 | 390 | 272 | 61 | 57 |
743 | Look, about last night... | 1.4487 | 0.03525 | 390 | 261 | 83 | 46 |
744 | When I gallop, they look purple. | 1.4485 | 0.03384 | 388 | 252 | 98 | 38 |
745 | All Gary wanted was a horse of many colors ... | 1.4482 | 0.03772 | 386 | 271 | 57 | 58 |
746 | Why yes, we will be observing the recommended "wide open spaces rules". | 1.4482 | 0.03808 | 386 | 273 | 53 | 60 |
747 | It's not you. It's me. | 1.4479 | 0.03632 | 384 | 264 | 69 | 51 |
748 | And now you've been visiting the McCoys. | 1.4479 | 0.03963 | 384 | 280 | 36 | 68 |
749 | They're from Macy's Cowboy Spring collection. | 1.4479 | 0.03841 | 384 | 273 | 50 | 61 |
750 | My usual clip, combined with a vivid new clop.” | 1.4479 | 0.03603 | 384 | 260 | 76 | 48 |
751 | My old owner gave me acid and I've been legit tripping ever since dawg | 1.4479 | 0.03894 | 384 | 276 | 44 | 64 |
752 | Gucci, and you fly the farrier in from Florence every month. | 1.4476 | 0.03927 | 382 | 276 | 41 | 65 |
753 | I don't think we're in Texas anymore, Toto. But, Ireland? | 1.4476 | 0.03945 | 382 | 277 | 39 | 66 |
754 | He thought I asked for whores' shoes. | 1.4476 | 0.03748 | 382 | 266 | 61 | 55 |
755 | Whoa! Are you gonna wear those in to town? | 1.4476 | 0.03766 | 382 | 267 | 59 | 56 |
756 | Nancy Sinatra gave them to me. | 1.4476 | 0.03821 | 382 | 270 | 53 | 59 |
757 | I just couldn't make a decision. | 1.4476 | 0.03945 | 382 | 277 | 39 | 66 |
758 | Why couldn’t you just get two pairs of the same color, John? | 1.4476 | 0.03856 | 382 | 272 | 49 | 61 |
759 | They're comfy. Did I mock your penis-shaped hat? | 1.4474 | 0.03651 | 380 | 259 | 72 | 49 |
760 | A horse with no shame. | 1.4474 | 0.03455 | 380 | 249 | 92 | 39 |
761 | you know what they say, “if the shoe fits”....... | 1.4471 | 0.03703 | 378 | 260 | 67 | 51 |
762 | Are you going to wear that hat? | 1.4471 | 0.03815 | 378 | 266 | 55 | 57 |
763 | You define happy trails your way, I'll define it my way. | 1.4470 | 0.03249 | 387 | 245 | 111 | 31 |
764 | Do I force you to wear human shoes, Lenny? | 1.4470 | 0.03852 | 387 | 277 | 47 | 63 |
765 | Don't get me wrong - I like 'em, but... they don't really go with the brown leather outfit I normally wear. | 1.4470 | 0.03817 | 387 | 275 | 51 | 61 |
766 | I prefer hay/hem pronouns. | 1.4468 | 0.03868 | 385 | 276 | 46 | 63 |
767 | Do you think the pink ones make my hind quarters look big? | 1.4468 | 0.03725 | 385 | 268 | 62 | 55 |
768 | You try finding a blacksmith now-a-days | 1.4465 | 0.03758 | 383 | 268 | 59 | 56 |
769 | Would YOU go out in unmatched shoes? | 1.4465 | 0.03812 | 383 | 271 | 53 | 59 |
770 | I'm having twins?! | 1.4465 | 0.03901 | 383 | 276 | 43 | 64 |
771 | They're saddle shoes. | 1.4465 | 0.03494 | 383 | 254 | 87 | 42 |
772 | I said horseshoes not Jimmy Choos ! | 1.4465 | 0.03494 | 383 | 254 | 87 | 42 |
773 | The yellow slides looked better. | 1.4465 | 0.03953 | 383 | 279 | 37 | 67 |
774 | Who said that we are going to town? | 1.4462 | 0.02072 | 381 | 266 | 92 | 23 |
775 | My other shoes felt like I was walking on nails. | 1.4462 | 0.03681 | 381 | 262 | 68 | 51 |
776 | This should double the chances of finding a matching designer saddle bag. | 1.4459 | 0.03421 | 379 | 247 | 95 | 37 |
777 | I'm expressing my true self. | 1.4459 | 0.03561 | 379 | 259 | 73 | 47 |
778 | Yeah, I can just slip them on. | 1.4456 | 0.03767 | 377 | 263 | 60 | 54 |
779 | I was expecting saddle shoes. | 1.4456 | 0.03413 | 377 | 245 | 96 | 36 |
780 | Don't judge, you're the one who shot them. I just took their shoes. | 1.4453 | 0.03384 | 375 | 242 | 99 | 34 |
781 | What makes you think this is my first rodeo? | 1.4453 | 0.03589 | 375 | 252 | 79 | 44 |
782 | I don't know. Did you change your hair? | 1.4453 | 0.03579 | 375 | 254 | 76 | 45 |
783 | I still prefer the Crocs! | 1.4450 | 0.03891 | 373 | 266 | 48 | 59 |
784 | If your gonna wear that hat, then I'm wearin' these shoes..." | 1.4450 | 0.03522 | 373 | 247 | 86 | 40 |
785 | They both spark joy. | 1.4447 | 0.03452 | 371 | 242 | 93 | 36 |
786 | Where is the cow? | 1.4447 | 0.04036 | 371 | 272 | 33 | 66 |
787 | Hold the snickering. They were on sale! | 1.4447 | 0.03687 | 371 | 256 | 66 | 49 |
788 | You're right Milly. The blue ones do go better with your coat. | 1.4447 | 0.03813 | 371 | 260 | 57 | 54 |
789 | So this is how you shoe a horse Tex? | 1.4447 | 0.04000 | 371 | 270 | 37 | 64 |
790 | Shoot! Now my hat doesn't match. | 1.4447 | 0.03851 | 371 | 262 | 53 | 56 |
791 | Sure, the Color Consultant was great, but where was the Blacksmith? | 1.4447 | 0.03799 | 380 | 268 | 55 | 57 |
792 | I shod the sheriff's but I did not shoe the deputy's. | 1.4444 | 0.03336 | 369 | 235 | 104 | 30 |
793 | What? Your try shopping for shoes! | 1.4444 | 0.03976 | 378 | 276 | 36 | 66 |
794 | Sam the shoe man has gone to far this time | 1.4444 | 0.03959 | 378 | 275 | 38 | 65 |
795 | You’re really gonna judge the shoes while wearing that hat? | 1.4444 | 0.03652 | 369 | 250 | 74 | 45 |
796 | It’s my interpretation of business in the front, party in the back. | 1.4444 | 0.03851 | 378 | 269 | 50 | 59 |
797 | If you want a ride, I'll have to change into my trainers. | 1.4444 | 0.03606 | 378 | 261 | 68 | 49 |
798 | What? It's #SelfCareSunday. | 1.4444 | 0.03941 | 378 | 274 | 40 | 64 |
799 | I upgraded to front wheel drive and rear brakes. | 1.4444 | 0.04017 | 369 | 269 | 36 | 64 |
800 | Yes Silver. Today the Lone Ranger is exercising his right not to wear a mask. | 1.4444 | 0.04012 | 378 | 278 | 32 | 68 |
801 | I asked for "speakers" | 1.4444 | 0.03777 | 378 | 270 | 50 | 58 |
802 | They didn’t have anything in a kitten heel? | 1.4444 | 0.03867 | 369 | 261 | 52 | 56 |
803 | When you hear heels, think of horses. | 1.4444 | 0.04017 | 369 | 269 | 36 | 64 |
804 | This is my first rodeo. | 1.4439 | 0.03555 | 374 | 250 | 82 | 42 |
805 | Embarrassing? Says the man with the penis hat? | 1.4439 | 0.03555 | 374 | 253 | 79 | 42 |
806 | You seemed kind of down | 1.4439 | 0.03883 | 374 | 267 | 48 | 59 |
807 | The store was practically empty, I wore a mask and we socially distanced. | 1.4435 | 0.03843 | 372 | 263 | 53 | 56 |
808 | At least they’re not mules. | 1.4435 | 0.03508 | 372 | 246 | 87 | 39 |
809 | This being Wyoming, I'd put the red ones in front. | 1.4435 | 0.03528 | 372 | 247 | 85 | 40 |
810 | I am King and I am Queen; I am self-sufficient. | 1.4435 | 0.03579 | 372 | 262 | 60 | 50 |
811 | I know, you don't trust anyone who doesn't wear socks. | 1.4432 | 0.03934 | 370 | 266 | 44 | 60 |
812 | Too matchy matchy? | 1.4432 | 0.03542 | 370 | 246 | 84 | 40 |
813 | Just how am I to match your saddle with your shoes? | 1.4432 | 0.03934 | 370 | 266 | 44 | 60 |
814 | My farrier is into fashion. | 1.4432 | 0.03897 | 370 | 264 | 48 | 58 |
815 | The farrier said he was making an artistic statement. | 1.4432 | 0.03897 | 370 | 264 | 48 | 58 |
816 | Wait, gelding means what?! | 1.4432 | 0.03542 | 370 | 246 | 84 | 40 |
817 | Er ... I dunno ... Did you get your mane cut? | 1.4432 | 0.03664 | 370 | 252 | 72 | 46 |
818 | What’s next? Pigs wearing wigs?! | 1.4432 | 0.03971 | 370 | 268 | 40 | 62 |
819 | Umm laces.....your laces are untied. | 1.4429 | 0.03913 | 368 | 263 | 47 | 58 |
820 | But they didn’t have two pair of the blue in my size” | 1.4429 | 0.03837 | 368 | 259 | 55 | 54 |
821 | Thought we needed some color around here. | 1.4426 | 0.03891 | 366 | 260 | 50 | 56 |
822 | Life's too short to wear matching shoes, John. | 1.4426 | 0.03365 | 366 | 241 | 91 | 34 |
823 | Mario didn’t believe that my regular shoes provide a better rider experience. | 1.4423 | 0.04078 | 364 | 268 | 31 | 65 |
824 | I've also gone a different direction with the nails. | 1.4423 | 0.03389 | 364 | 234 | 99 | 31 |
825 | I've decided that I'd rather take tap dancing lessons... | 1.4423 | 0.03908 | 364 | 259 | 49 | 56 |
826 | And I thought I was color blind... | 1.4423 | 0.03879 | 364 | 260 | 48 | 56 |
827 | You had something else in mind??” | 1.4423 | 0.03985 | 364 | 263 | 41 | 60 |
828 | I like to ride high in the saddle. | 1.4420 | 0.03944 | 371 | 268 | 42 | 61 |
829 | I don’t mind the loafers, Nelly. It’s the moonwalking that’s making me mad | 1.4420 | 0.03555 | 371 | 258 | 66 | 47 |
830 | And when I gallop quickly they look purple. | 1.4420 | 0.03662 | 362 | 245 | 74 | 43 |
831 | What... you said I could borrow them. | 1.4420 | 0.03380 | 362 | 232 | 100 | 30 |
832 | You change the hat, I’ll change the shoes! | 1.4420 | 0.03765 | 362 | 250 | 64 | 48 |
833 | Dammit Fred, how much is this going to cost me at the blacksmith?" | 1.4420 | 0.04021 | 362 | 263 | 38 | 61 |
834 | Maybe you got spurs that jingle all the way? | 1.4420 | 0.03856 | 362 | 262 | 43 | 57 |
835 | Do these shoes make my saddle look big? | 1.4420 | 0.03491 | 362 | 237 | 90 | 35 |
836 | Well Mr. Fancypants. I see we’re feeling very binary today. | 1.4420 | 0.04021 | 362 | 263 | 38 | 61 |
837 | Happy trails? | 1.4420 | 0.03944 | 362 | 259 | 46 | 57 |
838 | To be honest I'm surprised they had any in your size. | 1.4417 | 0.03400 | 369 | 239 | 97 | 33 |
839 | Be honest, do they make my legs look spindly? | 1.4417 | 0.03494 | 360 | 238 | 86 | 36 |
840 | My eyes are up here. | 1.4417 | 0.03289 | 360 | 234 | 96 | 30 |
841 | Things just ain't the same since Warhol's been sheriff. | 1.4417 | 0.03981 | 360 | 259 | 43 | 58 |
842 | He must be the new front-wheel drive breed. | 1.4414 | 0.04088 | 367 | 272 | 28 | 67 |
843 | How many times...front has to match the back! | 1.4414 | 0.03921 | 367 | 263 | 46 | 58 |
844 | I find your choice of a hat very distracting. | 1.4411 | 0.03781 | 365 | 254 | 61 | 50 |
845 | Are you backing up or going forward? | 1.4411 | 0.03937 | 365 | 262 | 45 | 58 |
846 | Either way, who y'all step out with ain't none of my business. | 1.4411 | 0.03976 | 365 | 264 | 41 | 60 |
847 | At least I went with the flats. | 1.4408 | 0.03102 | 363 | 240 | 94 | 29 |
848 | I see we have a new blacksmith in town. ” | 1.4408 | 0.03484 | 363 | 238 | 90 | 35 |
849 | They said the matching saddle is out of stock. | 1.4408 | 0.03817 | 363 | 254 | 58 | 51 |
850 | I bought the last pair in green. | 1.4408 | 0.04021 | 363 | 267 | 33 | 63 |
851 | Technically, these are flatlands. | 1.4408 | 0.03954 | 363 | 261 | 44 | 58 |
852 | you're not Silver......and you're not the Lone Ranger | 1.4404 | 0.03813 | 361 | 252 | 59 | 50 |
853 | Decent to treat myself to a mani pedi. | 1.4404 | 0.03752 | 361 | 259 | 49 | 53 |
854 | I hope this will once and for all teach you to stop betting on sports. | 1.4404 | 0.04105 | 361 | 267 | 29 | 65 |
855 | The invitation did say “business casual”. | 1.4404 | 0.03408 | 361 | 243 | 81 | 37 |
856 | Well, they're an improvement over the stillettos. | 1.4401 | 0.03353 | 359 | 229 | 102 | 28 |
857 | The blacksmith was closed but there was a two-for-one at Prada. | 1.4401 | 0.03555 | 359 | 238 | 84 | 37 |
858 | they didn’t have anything in steel or aluminum. This is the new style and I like it. | 1.4401 | 0.03809 | 359 | 250 | 60 | 49 |
859 | I was running late this morning. | 1.4398 | 0.03614 | 357 | 244 | 71 | 42 |
860 | Better keep them clean. They go back to my wife before dinner. | 1.4398 | 0.03548 | 357 | 236 | 85 | 36 |
861 | I lost at a winner take all game of horseshoes | 1.4394 | 0.03944 | 355 | 253 | 48 | 54 |
862 | If you don't talk about my hat, I won't talk about your shoes. | 1.4394 | 0.03736 | 355 | 243 | 68 | 44 |
863 | Love the shoes, but do you like my new 37.8541 litre hat? | 1.4394 | 0.04024 | 355 | 257 | 40 | 58 |
864 | Do I look fast in these? | 1.4394 | 0.03628 | 355 | 238 | 78 | 39 |
865 | I prefer tap to clip-clop. | 1.4394 | 0.03331 | 355 | 225 | 104 | 26 |
866 | I was just singing, Give me the old soft shoe" and this is what happened. | 1.4394 | 0.04004 | 355 | 256 | 42 | 57 |
867 | Do you think this identifies me as simply “horse.?” | 1.4394 | 0.04004 | 355 | 256 | 42 | 57 |
868 | Don’t worry, they’re vegan. | 1.4394 | 0.03683 | 355 | 243 | 69 | 43 |
869 | Yea, it's a horse costume. What gave it away? | 1.4391 | 0.02630 | 353 | 244 | 83 | 26 |
870 | It’s one step forward with your blue shoes, two steps back with your red shoes, then we do-si-do. | 1.4391 | 0.03981 | 353 | 253 | 45 | 55 |
871 | I thought my wife wearing horse shoes was just a fashion statement | 1.4389 | 0.04094 | 360 | 266 | 30 | 64 |
872 | Neigh or Yay? | 1.4389 | 0.03448 | 360 | 242 | 81 | 37 |
873 | These pairs for walking n these uhhh girl gotta have some fun Yu know | 1.4389 | 0.04075 | 360 | 265 | 32 | 63 |
874 | Liberace! Have you been scratching in my closet again? | 1.4389 | 0.03999 | 360 | 263 | 37 | 60 |
875 | They’re perfect for dressage | 1.4388 | 0.03213 | 335 | 227 | 78 | 30 |
876 | I'm a show horse, not a work horse. | 1.4387 | 0.03476 | 351 | 228 | 92 | 31 |
877 | Yea, I'll go both ways. | 1.4382 | 0.03994 | 356 | 257 | 42 | 57 |
878 | Yes, horses are colorblind. Why do you ask? | 1.4382 | 0.03598 | 356 | 238 | 80 | 38 |
879 | You did not mention which pair, so I am fetching you both. | 1.4379 | 0.04052 | 354 | 258 | 37 | 59 |
880 | Since when do I care what you think?! I feel pretty. | 1.4371 | 0.03411 | 350 | 225 | 97 | 28 |
881 | I almost caught a rainbow, did you see? | 1.4371 | 0.04048 | 350 | 254 | 39 | 57 |
882 | They didn't come in pairs of four | 1.4368 | 0.03942 | 348 | 247 | 50 | 51 |
883 | close doesn't cut it for horseshoes in this case. | 1.4368 | 0.04086 | 348 | 254 | 36 | 58 |
884 | Yes it is. Is that what YOU are wearing | 1.4368 | 0.03496 | 348 | 227 | 90 | 31 |
885 | they just don't do it for you, just saying | 1.4368 | 0.04004 | 348 | 250 | 44 | 54 |
886 | They' re more comfortable and your wife never wears them anymore. | 1.4368 | 0.03636 | 348 | 233 | 78 | 37 |
887 | Well, I guess I'll be riding on a horse with no shame. | 1.4368 | 0.03567 | 348 | 230 | 84 | 34 |
888 | I suppose this field could use some diversity. | 1.4368 | 0.04004 | 348 | 250 | 44 | 54 |
889 | I just LOVE that hat, Jerry. | 1.4368 | 0.03692 | 348 | 238 | 69 | 41 |
890 | You can lead a man to a Zara but you can’t make him fashion, I guess. | 1.4368 | 0.04146 | 348 | 257 | 30 | 61 |
891 | And then she said, "Don't think you can just waltz in here and track your day's dirt over my clean floors!" So, what do you think of these? | 1.4364 | 0.03980 | 346 | 252 | 39 | 55 |
892 | I'm going for business in the front party in the back. | 1.4364 | 0.03639 | 346 | 239 | 66 | 41 |
893 | I'm starting a new fad for the horsey set. | 1.4364 | 0.04063 | 346 | 251 | 39 | 56 |
894 | If you want to continue to rough ride me, I’m going to the square dance. | 1.4364 | 0.04125 | 346 | 254 | 33 | 59 |
895 | They call it the mullet look: Work shoes in the front, party shoes in the back. | 1.4364 | 0.04022 | 346 | 249 | 43 | 54 |
896 | Which goes best with sagebrush and glorious sunsets? | 1.4364 | 0.03037 | 346 | 234 | 86 | 26 |
897 | These are definitely the four horseshoes of the apocalypse | 1.4364 | 0.03581 | 346 | 229 | 83 | 34 |
898 | I'm sorry Elmer, but I can't be seen with you wearing that outfit. | 1.4364 | 0.04125 | 346 | 254 | 33 | 59 |
899 | They were all that were left in the yearling aisle. | 1.4364 | 0.04001 | 346 | 248 | 45 | 53 |
900 | When I said “get ready to dance” I didn’t mean this | 1.4364 | 0.04043 | 346 | 250 | 41 | 55 |
901 | My mother always used to tell me, if the shoe fits... | 1.4360 | 0.03735 | 344 | 234 | 70 | 40 |
902 | Pink and turquoise shoes! Do you think the the other cowboys will notice we are not color coordinated | 1.4360 | 0.04061 | 344 | 249 | 40 | 55 |
903 | Oh, yeah? Well, your hat looks stupid. | 1.4360 | 0.02801 | 344 | 233 | 87 | 24 |
904 | With a hat like that and you’re complaining my socks don’t match? | 1.4360 | 0.04164 | 344 | 254 | 30 | 60 |
905 | Lillybelle misinterprets Slim’s plea, “Horseshoes anyone?” | 1.4360 | 0.04144 | 344 | 253 | 32 | 59 |
906 | When I said let’s sashay into town, I didn’t mean it literally!” -Will Hunter, Plymouth M | 1.4360 | 0.04082 | 344 | 250 | 38 | 56 |
907 | I never question your hat. | 1.4360 | 0.03377 | 344 | 219 | 100 | 25 |
908 | Sorry I don't date tap dancers on principle. It is NOT because you are a horse. I love horses. Just not tap dancers. I'm sorry | 1.4360 | 0.04082 | 344 | 250 | 38 | 56 |
909 | I killed your wife and son for their shoes, and I'll kill you if you don't hand over that hat. | 1.4360 | 0.04205 | 344 | 256 | 26 | 62 |
910 | Do they come in orange? I need to put some color in my life. | 1.4360 | 0.04040 | 344 | 248 | 42 | 54 |
911 | Do I look foalish in these? But they're for the gender reveal party! | 1.4360 | 0.04061 | 344 | 249 | 40 | 55 |
912 | Imported from Italy. Why do you ask? | 1.4357 | 0.03599 | 342 | 229 | 78 | 35 |
913 | You hammer shoes onto your feet before you critisize me. | 1.4357 | 0.03587 | 342 | 226 | 83 | 33 |
914 | I'm starting to realize why that farrier was so cheap. | 1.4357 | 0.04016 | 342 | 245 | 45 | 52 |
915 | I'm the one who gets to play the tenderfoot, not you. | 1.4357 | 0.04079 | 342 | 248 | 39 | 55 |
916 | what do you mean they don’t publish colored cartoons in the New Yorker? | 1.4355 | 0.03559 | 349 | 236 | 76 | 37 |
917 | You're not a shoe hound, you're a horse! | 1.4348 | 0.03726 | 345 | 240 | 62 | 43 |
918 | It's not that kind of rodeo. | 1.4348 | 0.03493 | 345 | 230 | 82 | 33 |
919 | Same place you bought that silly hat. | 1.4344 | 0.03408 | 343 | 220 | 97 | 26 |
920 | Stop looking at me like that. I ride YOU, remember that... | 1.4344 | 0.04006 | 343 | 246 | 45 | 52 |
921 | Well I think these ones are luckier, Clyde. | 1.4344 | 0.03696 | 343 | 234 | 70 | 39 |
922 | It was dark when I left the barn this morning. | 1.4340 | 0.03570 | 341 | 225 | 84 | 32 |
923 | Nice hat, but you’re still short! | 1.4340 | 0.03758 | 341 | 233 | 68 | 40 |
924 | No, I don’t mind. They look better on you anyway. | 1.4340 | 0.03558 | 341 | 227 | 81 | 33 |
925 | Let me guess ... You visited my ex and she send my shoes with you | 1.4340 | 0.04151 | 341 | 251 | 32 | 58 |
926 | I’m figuring this way we’re covered for rodeos in both Texas and California | 1.4336 | 0.03621 | 339 | 228 | 76 | 35 |
927 | You can take the old ones and make a game out of them. | 1.4336 | 0.03751 | 339 | 231 | 69 | 39 |
928 | So shoe me. | 1.4336 | 0.03705 | 339 | 229 | 73 | 37 |
929 | Well, I’m colourblind, what’s your excuse? | 1.4336 | 0.04086 | 339 | 246 | 39 | 54 |
930 | There’s a part of me that wants to vote Republican... | 1.4336 | 0.03693 | 339 | 241 | 54 | 44 |
931 | If I were you, wearing that hat, I’d just keep my mouth shut. | 1.4336 | 0.03372 | 339 | 229 | 80 | 30 |
932 | It's 2020, and you think THIS is odd?! | 1.4336 | 0.03511 | 339 | 221 | 89 | 29 |
933 | Now how am I supposed to find saddlebags that match? | 1.4336 | 0.03423 | 339 | 228 | 83 | 28 |
934 | It’s August Shelly, how can you still be undecided? | 1.4336 | 0.03900 | 339 | 240 | 52 | 47 |
935 | Did you get dressed in the dark? | 1.4332 | 0.04017 | 337 | 241 | 46 | 50 |
936 | I told you I'm not the matchy-matchy type! | 1.4332 | 0.03744 | 337 | 234 | 62 | 41 |
937 | You said dress for the job you want, and I'm ready to stud. | 1.4332 | 0.03697 | 337 | 227 | 74 | 36 |
938 | I'm transitioning to a show horse. | 1.4332 | 0.03398 | 337 | 215 | 98 | 24 |
939 | OK, I walked a mile in yours. You get the saddle and I’ll fetch the blacksmith. | 1.4332 | 0.03744 | 337 | 229 | 70 | 38 |
940 | What are you looking at? All the foals are wearing them these days.. | 1.4332 | 0.04115 | 337 | 248 | 33 | 56 |
941 | When I gallop, they make purple! | 1.4332 | 0.03756 | 337 | 232 | 65 | 40 |
942 | Probably shouldn't have fired the blacksmith, huh? | 1.4332 | 0.03279 | 337 | 226 | 86 | 25 |
943 | I’m the one who’s supposed to dance | 1.4332 | 0.04115 | 337 | 248 | 33 | 56 |
944 | Dressed up! Now let's put up a good show to get you some social media validation. | 1.4332 | 0.04104 | 337 | 245 | 38 | 54 |
945 | But they’re BOGO! | 1.4332 | 0.04039 | 337 | 242 | 44 | 51 |
946 | I see it in your face, Ted - you prefer the mules? | 1.4328 | 0.03689 | 335 | 225 | 75 | 35 |
947 | Your shoes are on the wrong feet | 1.4328 | 0.03901 | 335 | 234 | 57 | 44 |
948 | That hat looks ridiculous. | 1.4328 | 0.03689 | 335 | 225 | 75 | 35 |
949 | Yeah, well it sure beats having the village smithy pound nails into your feet. | 1.4328 | 0.03565 | 335 | 220 | 85 | 30 |
950 | Your hat needed a color fix! | 1.4328 | 0.03957 | 335 | 244 | 40 | 51 |
951 | ״now just on the reds” | 1.4328 | 0.04209 | 335 | 248 | 29 | 58 |
952 | What? I'm not on quarantine. Don't wait up. | 1.4328 | 0.03901 | 335 | 234 | 57 | 44 |
953 | Are you really going to wear that hat? | 1.4324 | 0.03439 | 333 | 216 | 91 | 26 |
954 | It was buy one, get one free | 1.4324 | 0.03504 | 333 | 216 | 90 | 27 |
955 | My doctor said that if I didn’t change shoes now, I’d have problems with my arches later in life | 1.4324 | 0.03606 | 333 | 220 | 82 | 31 |
956 | Your Mother and I had a suspicion | 1.4324 | 0.03813 | 333 | 231 | 61 | 41 |
957 | Carrie Bradshaw shoe-ed me. Why do you ask? | 1.4324 | 0.04032 | 333 | 238 | 46 | 49 |
958 | Now THESE are horseshoes | 1.4324 | 0.03606 | 333 | 220 | 82 | 31 |
959 | It has nothing to do with politics! I just like the colors. | 1.4324 | 0.03941 | 333 | 234 | 54 | 45 |
960 | I am surprised you didn't go with the saddle shoes. | 1.4324 | 0.03503 | 340 | 222 | 89 | 29 |
961 | They looked different online. | 1.4324 | 0.03528 | 340 | 223 | 87 | 30 |
962 | Oh, but the saddle "looks natural"? | 1.4320 | 0.03747 | 338 | 233 | 65 | 40 |
963 | They're tap shoes - why do you ask? | 1.4320 | 0.03963 | 338 | 240 | 50 | 48 |
964 | The shoes I get-but the English saddle? | 1.4315 | 0.03607 | 336 | 223 | 81 | 32 |
965 | Well I don’t see why these can’t be lucky. | 1.4315 | 0.03752 | 336 | 229 | 69 | 38 |
966 | It’s not called dressage for nothing. | 1.4311 | 0.03572 | 334 | 220 | 84 | 30 |
967 | Okay, I spent the day in them. I'm still not convinced. | 1.4311 | 0.02827 | 334 | 229 | 81 | 24 |
968 | They said these behoove me. | 1.4309 | 0.03765 | 304 | 201 | 75 | 28 |
969 | Hey, I told you to get that light fixed in the barn | 1.4307 | 0.03972 | 332 | 235 | 51 | 46 |
970 | And you had the audacity to make fun of my hat? | 1.4307 | 0.03785 | 332 | 227 | 67 | 38 |
971 | I discovered I'm a "Carrie" who prefers the Big Apple to the open range. | 1.4307 | 0.04063 | 332 | 239 | 43 | 50 |
972 | If you're going to wear that hat, I'm going to wear these shoes. | 1.4307 | 0.03687 | 332 | 223 | 75 | 34 |
973 | I was trying to go for business in the front, party in the back. | 1.4307 | 0.04173 | 332 | 244 | 33 | 55 |
974 | Too preppy? | 1.4303 | 0.03801 | 330 | 226 | 66 | 38 |
975 | They draw attention away from the fact that I can talk. | 1.4303 | 0.03653 | 330 | 220 | 78 | 32 |
976 | Do they make my butt look big? | 1.4303 | 0.02482 | 330 | 229 | 81 | 20 |
977 | Love these colors on me, but I'm looking for something with more of a 'U' shape. | 1.4303 | 0.04104 | 330 | 239 | 40 | 51 |
978 | Turns out I need orthodics. | 1.4303 | 0.03628 | 330 | 219 | 80 | 31 |
979 | Yes, very patriotic. | 1.4303 | 0.04149 | 330 | 241 | 36 | 53 |
980 | I've decided to let you on my Secret Ariats | 1.4303 | 0.04093 | 330 | 246 | 29 | 55 |
981 | I was gonna get two blue pair, but they were out, and I just can't resist a BOGO! | 1.4303 | 0.04014 | 330 | 235 | 48 | 47 |
982 | I would’ve bought you a pair, but you treat me like an animal. | 1.4303 | 0.03921 | 330 | 233 | 53 | 44 |
983 | Am I overdressed? It's my first rodeo. | 1.4299 | 0.03592 | 328 | 216 | 83 | 29 |
984 | I'm not stubborn, I just can't run in these heels. | 1.4299 | 0.03579 | 328 | 218 | 80 | 30 |
985 | I don’t care that they’re suede. To the Ponderosa, and step on it. | 1.4299 | 0.03794 | 328 | 229 | 59 | 40 |
986 | Around the ranch, okay. Never in town. | 1.4299 | 0.03405 | 328 | 209 | 97 | 22 |
987 | Welcome to Texas dude. | 1.4299 | 0.03939 | 328 | 230 | 55 | 43 |
988 | Do they make me look like an ass? | 1.4299 | 0.03867 | 328 | 227 | 61 | 40 |
989 | Sorry, first time I’ve tried to shoe a horse. | 1.4299 | 0.03618 | 328 | 217 | 81 | 30 |
990 | You must have been in a hurry. | 1.4299 | 0.04235 | 328 | 243 | 29 | 56 |
991 | You know you’re color-blind, right? | 1.4299 | 0.03013 | 328 | 228 | 75 | 25 |
992 | You can lead a horse to water, but you cannot teach it port vs. starboard. | 1.4299 | 0.04229 | 335 | 250 | 26 | 59 |
993 | I like them, so just get off my back about my color choices. | 1.4294 | 0.03909 | 326 | 232 | 50 | 44 |
994 | I have Zoom Tango in 15 minutes... | 1.4290 | 0.03675 | 324 | 216 | 77 | 31 |
995 | Why, saddleshoes, naturally. | 1.4290 | 0.03727 | 324 | 218 | 73 | 33 |
996 | #1: Style. #2: They're not nailed to my feet. | 1.4290 | 0.03649 | 324 | 215 | 79 | 30 |
997 | I was in a rush this morning and completely forgot to change out of my stall slippers. | 1.4290 | 0.03934 | 331 | 233 | 54 | 44 |
998 | You realize my problem isn’t so much the color... | 1.4290 | 0.03682 | 331 | 230 | 63 | 38 |
999 | Are you sure that I'm the one on the outside of the fence? | 1.4286 | 0.04089 | 322 | 231 | 44 | 47 |
1000 | Now no one can tell who's who. | 1.4286 | 0.04202 | 329 | 243 | 31 | 55 |
1001 | I suppose you’ll want the matching saddlebag now | 1.4286 | 0.03660 | 329 | 220 | 77 | 32 |
1002 | Thanks for supporting my new identity | 1.4286 | 0.03599 | 322 | 224 | 63 | 35 |
1003 | Well, I don't like it either but it's my job and carrying me while I do it is your job. | 1.4286 | 0.04246 | 329 | 245 | 27 | 57 |
1004 | They were out of wingtips in your size. | 1.4286 | 0.03797 | 329 | 233 | 54 | 42 |
1005 | It’s not fair! I’m always on the bottom! | 1.4286 | 0.04202 | 329 | 243 | 31 | 55 |
1006 | I think it's about time you accept me for who I am as a person, Bob. | 1.4286 | 0.03999 | 329 | 234 | 49 | 46 |
1007 | The next time I walk into a bar, they'll remember my name! | 1.4286 | 0.03476 | 322 | 207 | 92 | 23 |
1008 | Look's like we're never going to get anywhere. | 1.4286 | 0.04113 | 329 | 239 | 39 | 51 |
1009 | If you were a sea horse you'd know the difference between port and starboard! | 1.4286 | 0.04224 | 329 | 244 | 29 | 56 |
1010 | Ridiculous? That's rich coming from the guy wearing THAT hat! | 1.4286 | 0.03820 | 322 | 220 | 66 | 36 |
1011 | Don’t step on the ones in front. They’re suede. | 1.4286 | 0.03678 | 322 | 217 | 73 | 32 |
1012 | Don't worry, cowboy. They're made out of vegan leather. | 1.4286 | 0.04113 | 329 | 239 | 39 | 51 |
1013 | I just thought some variety might be nice | 1.4286 | 0.04068 | 329 | 237 | 43 | 49 |
1014 | maybe that's why we animals are more empathetic. we can walk a mile in two people's shoes | 1.4286 | 0.03785 | 329 | 225 | 67 | 37 |
1015 | Braydon or Kayleigh? And you're saying the answer's already inside me? | 1.4281 | 0.04133 | 327 | 238 | 38 | 51 |
1016 | I'm sorry...blacksmiths were determined to be non-essential workers. | 1.4277 | 0.03508 | 325 | 216 | 81 | 28 |
1017 | Tell you what, you nail some iron plates to the bottom of your feet and then I'll take them off. | 1.4272 | 0.03709 | 323 | 217 | 74 | 32 |
1018 | I haven't tried the blue shoes, but let me show you what happens when I tap the red ones together and say "There's no place like home." | 1.4272 | 0.04149 | 323 | 235 | 38 | 50 |
1019 | It's my way of letting you know, I'm non binary. | 1.4272 | 0.03898 | 323 | 232 | 47 | 44 |
1020 | « The angels wanna wear the red shoes. » | 1.4268 | 0.04238 | 321 | 237 | 31 | 53 |
1021 | I didn't know Imelda Marcos bred horses. | 1.4268 | 0.04002 | 321 | 227 | 51 | 43 |
1022 | For want of nail polish .... | 1.4268 | 0.03978 | 321 | 226 | 53 | 42 |
1023 | You choose which color and I get to chews your hat. | 1.4263 | 0.04236 | 319 | 235 | 32 | 52 |
1024 | I got all the same color last time and had buyer's remorse. | 1.4263 | 0.03715 | 319 | 214 | 74 | 31 |
1025 | It looks like you've been to town without me. | 1.4263 | 0.03552 | 319 | 208 | 86 | 25 |
1026 | New farrier? | 1.4263 | 0.04166 | 319 | 232 | 38 | 49 |
1027 | I’m going for kind of a festive Helmut Newton look. | 1.4263 | 0.04189 | 319 | 233 | 36 | 50 |
1028 | You can cancel that appointment with the blacksmith. I found these online. | 1.4263 | 0.03552 | 319 | 208 | 86 | 25 |
1029 | They're stylish, but they're useless for playing horseshoes. | 1.4263 | 0.04142 | 319 | 231 | 40 | 48 |
1030 | Why you didn't mention social distancing? I though you didn't like my hooves... | 1.4263 | 0.04305 | 319 | 238 | 26 | 55 |
1031 | Nice colors! But to enter reality you have to choose to be spelled to black and white. | 1.4263 | 0.04118 | 319 | 235 | 34 | 50 |
1032 | Well it’s too late now. They’re nailed on. | 1.4263 | 0.03662 | 319 | 212 | 78 | 29 |
1033 | Screw those "horse shoes",these make me feel better about myself. | 1.4263 | 0.03947 | 319 | 223 | 56 | 40 |
1034 | Ok... But, this is the last time. You really have to learn how to tie your own shoes. | 1.4263 | 0.03580 | 319 | 212 | 81 | 26 |
1035 | you buy him expensive horseshoes and look; he takes you're wife's. | 1.4263 | 0.04213 | 319 | 234 | 34 | 51 |
1036 | Hurry, tomorrow i can still return them | 1.4263 | 0.04236 | 319 | 235 | 32 | 52 |
1037 | Sorry Bob, I have a date tonight. | 1.4263 | 0.03897 | 319 | 226 | 52 | 41 |
1038 | *'HOLY TOLEDO' "You can afford converse?!" | 1.4263 | 0.03947 | 319 | 223 | 56 | 40 |
1039 | Clean my stall and I'll consider going back to those open-toe iron models. | 1.4259 | 0.03540 | 317 | 206 | 87 | 24 |
1040 | The therapist recommended I try walking a mile in your shoes. | 1.4259 | 0.03468 | 317 | 211 | 80 | 26 |
1041 | I suppose you want me to just get right back on you without mentioning your shoes. | 1.4259 | 0.04003 | 317 | 226 | 48 | 43 |
1042 | You’re going with flats? | 1.4259 | 0.03705 | 317 | 212 | 75 | 30 |
1043 | Be honest. | 1.4254 | 0.03776 | 315 | 213 | 70 | 32 |
1044 | If the shoe fits | 1.4254 | 0.03881 | 315 | 217 | 62 | 36 |
1045 | My turn! | 1.4254 | 0.04254 | 315 | 232 | 32 | 51 |
1046 | Well, your hat embarrasses me. | 1.4254 | 0.03667 | 315 | 209 | 78 | 28 |
1047 | Everyone's gonna remember you wore those last year. | 1.4254 | 0.03667 | 315 | 209 | 78 | 28 |
1048 | I just love how open this range is. | 1.4254 | 0.03694 | 315 | 210 | 76 | 29 |
1049 | I call them ‘shooves'. | 1.4252 | 0.03639 | 301 | 196 | 82 | 23 |
1050 | I might be Ragtime Cowboy Joe, but that doesn’t explain your choice of footwear. | 1.4252 | 0.04359 | 301 | 222 | 30 | 49 |
1051 | They're very nice, thank you. But I'm still not going to dance with you. | 1.4252 | 0.03973 | 301 | 210 | 55 | 36 |
1052 | Do you think it is easy being an influencer? | 1.4252 | 0.03624 | 301 | 201 | 76 | 24 |
1053 | They look purple when I run. | 1.4252 | 0.03846 | 301 | 203 | 68 | 30 |
1054 | They're corrective. | 1.4252 | 0.03759 | 301 | 205 | 66 | 30 |
1055 | Shoes without socks? I don't think so Buckaroo. | 1.4252 | 0.02912 | 301 | 207 | 73 | 21 |
1056 | I think I prefer the stilettos. | 1.4252 | 0.04070 | 301 | 211 | 52 | 38 |
1057 | This is your first rodeo, correct? | 1.4252 | 0.03699 | 301 | 198 | 78 | 25 |
1058 | Ya know, I’m not like other horses. | 1.4252 | 0.04015 | 301 | 209 | 56 | 36 |
1059 | Oh, you think I look ridiculous? With that hat? | 1.4252 | 0.03684 | 301 | 204 | 69 | 28 |
1060 | He asked me, finally, "What shoes would YOU like to wear?" | 1.4250 | 0.03912 | 320 | 223 | 58 | 39 |
1061 | They ran out of coconut shells at the store | 1.4250 | 0.04236 | 320 | 239 | 27 | 54 |
1062 | Who hasn't got horse sense? It was you who shoed the horse? | 1.4249 | 0.04346 | 313 | 234 | 25 | 54 |
1063 | Next time don't take me to an Italian blacksmith. | 1.4249 | 0.03683 | 313 | 208 | 77 | 28 |
1064 | Tell me you have the matching bag. | 1.4249 | 0.04029 | 313 | 221 | 51 | 41 |
1065 | Well, you're the one who invited the"Queer Eye" crew. | 1.4249 | 0.03766 | 313 | 211 | 71 | 31 |
1066 | The stable was dark when I picked out these shoes. What’s your excuse? | 1.4249 | 0.03271 | 313 | 211 | 79 | 23 |
1067 | Really? | 1.4249 | 0.04323 | 313 | 233 | 27 | 53 |
1068 | Yes I did watch Kinky Boots last night, why do you ask? | 1.4249 | 0.03711 | 313 | 209 | 75 | 29 |
1069 | Listen, Walter. I didn't question how you spent your stimulus check. | 1.4241 | 0.03658 | 316 | 210 | 78 | 28 |
1070 | I'd say the blue, definitely the blue. | 1.4236 | 0.03729 | 314 | 211 | 73 | 30 |
1071 | Darn it! Missus will get mad again! | 1.4231 | 0.04188 | 312 | 227 | 38 | 47 |
1072 | There was a 2 for 1 sale at the horseshoe factory. | 1.4231 | 0.04188 | 312 | 227 | 38 | 47 |
1073 | Hey! No more shin splits! | 1.4231 | 0.04285 | 312 | 231 | 30 | 51 |
1074 | I feel like you're expecting me to say something. | 1.4226 | 0.03977 | 265 | 176 | 66 | 23 |
1075 | When I said, "we're going to ride into town in style," that's not what I had in mind. | 1.4226 | 0.04057 | 310 | 220 | 49 | 41 |
1076 | I refuse to ride on a horse with mismatched shoes | 1.4226 | 0.04108 | 310 | 222 | 45 | 43 |
1077 | My blacksmith wasn't wearing a mask for corona virus | 1.4226 | 0.04270 | 310 | 231 | 28 | 51 |
1078 | Believe me,they'll be looking at your hat and not my shoes. | 1.4221 | 0.03780 | 308 | 208 | 70 | 30 |
1079 | I'm none too pleased either. They're made of leather. | 1.4221 | 0.03638 | 308 | 203 | 80 | 25 |
1080 | You may think you know what I need, Bob, but the new blacksmith knows what I want. | 1.4221 | 0.03667 | 308 | 204 | 78 | 26 |
1081 | Yessir, how’d you know they were orthopedic? | 1.4221 | 0.03780 | 308 | 208 | 70 | 30 |
1082 | My wife’s online quarantine shopping has gone too far... | 1.4221 | 0.03945 | 308 | 219 | 50 | 39 |
1083 | Your hat seems....a bit much. | 1.4221 | 0.03985 | 308 | 218 | 51 | 39 |
1084 | Wearing the same color shoes is so 2015 | 1.4216 | 0.03840 | 306 | 216 | 54 | 36 |
1085 | I'm looking for a color that says, "Not the glue factory!" | 1.4216 | 0.03712 | 306 | 204 | 75 | 27 |
1086 | I couldn't find my saddle shoes. | 1.4216 | 0.03639 | 306 | 204 | 76 | 26 |
1087 | I’ve walked a mile in your shoes. Now, pony up. | 1.4216 | 0.03712 | 306 | 204 | 75 | 27 |
1088 | What’s with the hat? | 1.4211 | 0.03787 | 304 | 205 | 70 | 29 |
1089 | Quit horsing around. | 1.4211 | 0.04037 | 304 | 214 | 52 | 38 |
1090 | If you can wear that hat, you have nothing to say about my shoes. | 1.4211 | 0.03550 | 304 | 197 | 86 | 21 |
1091 | Sorry Randall, I guess I don’t really know what dressage is | 1.4207 | 0.04150 | 271 | 187 | 54 | 30 |
1092 | They’re nice, but I was really hoping for some mules | 1.4205 | 0.03891 | 302 | 207 | 63 | 32 |
1093 | The goat wants to know if she can borrow your green purse. | 1.4205 | 0.03805 | 302 | 204 | 69 | 29 |
1094 | Green means 'Go', Red means 'Whoa'. | 1.4205 | 0.04164 | 302 | 217 | 43 | 42 |
1095 | What? You asked me to bring back two pairs of mules! | 1.4205 | 0.03805 | 302 | 204 | 69 | 29 |
1096 | You said 'casual', right? | 1.4205 | 0.03612 | 302 | 200 | 78 | 24 |
1097 | They’re comfy, stylish, and if you rob a bank the sheriff will think we’re three men on foot. | 1.4205 | 0.03642 | 302 | 201 | 76 | 25 |
1098 | OK, all you need is a shirt and a mask and you can come in. | 1.4205 | 0.04084 | 302 | 214 | 49 | 39 |
1099 | - oh boy... this is the "new normality" style, dear, go get used to it | 1.4205 | 0.03732 | 302 | 227 | 34 | 41 |
1100 | joe, does anything really matter anymore? | 1.4205 | 0.03919 | 302 | 208 | 61 | 33 |
1101 | If I told you once, Tex, I told you a million times -- never buy rodeo shoes on Rodeo Drive. | 1.4197 | 0.03602 | 305 | 200 | 82 | 23 |
1102 | Sorry about the discouraging word. | 1.4197 | 0.03890 | 305 | 210 | 62 | 33 |
1103 | Only 12 shopping days till Christmas | 1.4186 | 0.04329 | 301 | 223 | 30 | 48 |
1104 | Maybe in New York, but not here. | 1.4181 | 0.03742 | 299 | 200 | 73 | 26 |
1105 | So is it "he", "she", or "they"? | 1.4181 | 0.04086 | 299 | 212 | 49 | 38 |
1106 | The cowboy sized up his trusty steed and was surprised that it wasn't wearing mules | 1.4181 | 0.04326 | 299 | 221 | 31 | 47 |
1107 | Really, Jeb? I think the hat's a bit much. | 1.4181 | 0.03772 | 299 | 211 | 55 | 33 |
1108 | Instead of hay this evening, I would prefer a souffle." | 1.4175 | 0.03759 | 297 | 199 | 72 | 26 |
1109 | These are good for everyday, but I’ll need mules for the steep hills. | 1.4175 | 0.03819 | 297 | 201 | 68 | 28 |
1110 | What's wrong? Why aren't you dressed yet? | 1.4175 | 0.03789 | 297 | 200 | 70 | 27 |
1111 | But I'm color blind. | 1.4169 | 0.04099 | 295 | 214 | 41 | 40 |
1112 | I didn't want to be all tapped out. | 1.4169 | 0.04318 | 295 | 217 | 33 | 45 |
1113 | Those aren't very sensible shoes." "Neither is that hat. | 1.4169 | 0.04210 | 295 | 213 | 41 | 41 |
1114 | Are those my wife's shoes?" - Buzz Heidtke, Nashville, T | 1.4169 | 0.04345 | 295 | 218 | 31 | 46 |
1115 | ...but do they make me look fat? | 1.4169 | 0.03867 | 295 | 201 | 65 | 29 |
1116 | Okay, let me explain the Doppler Effect one more time... | 1.4169 | 0.04318 | 295 | 217 | 33 | 45 |
1117 | I think I’ll buy my wife the pink ones | 1.4169 | 0.04371 | 295 | 219 | 29 | 47 |
1118 | I didn’t ask if you liked them, I asked you if they made my feet look fat. | 1.4164 | 0.03946 | 293 | 202 | 60 | 31 |
1119 | It’s a wedding! Where is your Fedora? | 1.4164 | 0.04204 | 293 | 211 | 42 | 40 |
1120 | Whispering is fine, but my ears don't go any further forward and I still can't hear a thing! | 1.4164 | 0.04499 | 293 | 222 | 20 | 51 |
1121 | It was buy one get one Jim. What would YOU do? | 1.4164 | 0.03825 | 293 | 198 | 68 | 27 |
1122 | They're part of the Nike, " Just Shoe It" campaign | 1.4164 | 0.04091 | 293 | 207 | 50 | 36 |
1123 | You think my shoes are silly? What about your hat? | 1.4164 | 0.03764 | 293 | 196 | 72 | 25 |
1124 | I tired of being just a clothes horse. | 1.4164 | 0.03701 | 293 | 194 | 76 | 23 |
1125 | What makes me think you know the whereabouts of those missing hikers? | 1.4164 | 0.03669 | 293 | 193 | 78 | 22 |
1126 | I said dressage, not dress-up. | 1.4158 | 0.03750 | 291 | 199 | 65 | 27 |
1127 | Darn right they look good. No annoying nails either, so it's not like I'm sacrificing comfort. | 1.4158 | 0.03654 | 291 | 191 | 79 | 21 |
1128 | Seriously? Well, you live in an echo chamber; Wish.com is like, my whole shit | 1.4158 | 0.04444 | 291 | 218 | 25 | 48 |
1129 | Yes, ma mare let me dress myself this morning. | 1.4158 | 0.04281 | 291 | 212 | 37 | 42 |
1130 | Couldn't help myself. I thought it was a steal. | 1.4158 | 0.04254 | 291 | 211 | 39 | 41 |
1131 | My one extravagance. I’ve never said a word about your hat. | 1.4158 | 0.04198 | 291 | 209 | 43 | 39 |
1132 | No socks? | 1.4155 | 0.03827 | 296 | 201 | 67 | 28 |
1133 | Wrong again! It’s ‘stop’ then ‘go.’ | 1.4152 | 0.04015 | 289 | 211 | 40 | 38 |
1134 | Zappos. Why? | 1.4152 | 0.03671 | 289 | 190 | 78 | 21 |
1135 | Your idea of "horseshoe" is so....limited. | 1.4152 | 0.03893 | 289 | 197 | 64 | 28 |
1136 | You're criticizing my choice of shoes while wearing that hat? | 1.4152 | 0.03768 | 289 | 193 | 72 | 24 |
1137 | Horse: OK new boots but no panties I hope? That hat looks ominous. you can ride on my back but anything else is off-limits. | 1.4152 | 0.04468 | 289 | 217 | 24 | 48 |
1138 | I've had lower back pain for years. These shoes have changed my life. | 1.4152 | 0.03671 | 289 | 190 | 78 | 21 |
1139 | I found them in your closet. | 1.4152 | 0.03417 | 289 | 200 | 65 | 24 |
1140 | I know, I’m sorry, It’s the best I can manage while the farrier is quarantining. | 1.4152 | 0.03831 | 289 | 195 | 68 | 26 |
1141 | Bloomingdales.....why do you ask? | 1.4134 | 0.03937 | 254 | 168 | 67 | 19 |
1142 | The blacksmith works part time at Zappos. | 1.4132 | 0.03578 | 288 | 187 | 83 | 18 |
1143 | Who let you buy those? | 1.4132 | 0.04229 | 288 | 210 | 38 | 40 |
1144 | No, it’s Crazy Hat Day, Mark! Tomorrow is Mismatch Day! | 1.4132 | 0.04069 | 288 | 205 | 48 | 35 |
1145 | You’re wearing them on the wrong hoof | 1.4132 | 0.04314 | 288 | 211 | 35 | 42 |
1146 | Sorry this is late,was due July 19th. But just in case you haven't picked three contenders here's my caption for last weeks cartoon,the giraffe coming through the floor. | 1.4132 | 0.04533 | 288 | 219 | 19 | 50 |
1147 | This is the last time I let you watch “Brokeback Mountain”. | 1.4132 | 0.03933 | 288 | 198 | 61 | 29 |
1148 | I’m getting so used to working from home I’m not sure I can go back to the old uniform | 1.4132 | 0.03994 | 288 | 200 | 57 | 31 |
1149 | When I told you I needed new shoes, these are not the kind I meant. | 1.4130 | 0.03698 | 293 | 212 | 48 | 33 |
1150 | This is the last time I send you to get shod on your own. | 1.4126 | 0.03729 | 286 | 190 | 74 | 22 |
1151 | I'm keeping them, Frederick. And the baby. | 1.4126 | 0.03952 | 286 | 197 | 60 | 29 |
1152 | I’d thought I’d trip the range fantastic! | 1.4126 | 0.04476 | 286 | 215 | 24 | 47 |
1153 | No, you can't borrow my hat | 1.4126 | 0.03952 | 286 | 197 | 60 | 29 |
1154 | What? I said “Siri, order me horseshoes” | 1.4126 | 0.03858 | 286 | 194 | 66 | 26 |
1155 | Think about the Instagram possibilities | 1.4120 | 0.04034 | 284 | 198 | 55 | 31 |
1156 | It's bridle couture. | 1.4120 | 0.03812 | 284 | 191 | 69 | 24 |
1157 | Rodeo. Not Rodeo Drive! | 1.4120 | 0.03972 | 284 | 196 | 59 | 29 |
1158 | So what, you’re a DEMOCRAT now? | 1.4120 | 0.04303 | 284 | 207 | 37 | 40 |
1159 | They’re not calfskin, if that’s what you’re wondering. | 1.4120 | 0.03796 | 284 | 193 | 66 | 25 |
1160 | I know, I got dressed in the dark. | 1.4120 | 0.03679 | 284 | 187 | 77 | 20 |
1161 | Wow, two left feet and two right feet! Kewl | 1.4120 | 0.04245 | 284 | 205 | 41 | 38 |
1162 | My Smith is quite colorful. | 1.4120 | 0.04417 | 284 | 211 | 29 | 44 |
1163 | Did you tame me for my Jordan's? | 1.4120 | 0.04360 | 284 | 209 | 33 | 42 |
1164 | What gave you the impression that I was happy having pieces of metal nailed to my feet? | 1.4120 | 0.03779 | 284 | 190 | 71 | 23 |
1165 | As it turns out, the new blacksmith is from Italy and I wasn’t completely clear in my order. | 1.4120 | 0.03267 | 284 | 197 | 69 | 18 |
1166 | We're not going to the barn together if you're going to wear that ugly hat again. | 1.4120 | 0.04126 | 284 | 201 | 49 | 34 |
1167 | I miss the clippity clop | 1.4120 | 0.03679 | 284 | 187 | 77 | 20 |
1168 | See, I told you I needed another fitting. | 1.4120 | 0.04095 | 284 | 205 | 43 | 36 |
1169 | Looks like you lost yer tiara. | 1.4120 | 0.04095 | 284 | 205 | 43 | 36 |
1170 | Dammit, I gotta be me Frank! Just be glad I said no to the hot pink Louboutin sling backs” | 1.4120 | 0.03972 | 284 | 201 | 51 | 32 |
1171 | Hay gurl hayyy | 1.4120 | 0.04360 | 284 | 209 | 33 | 42 |
1172 | Be honest, do they match my saddle... | 1.4120 | 0.03746 | 284 | 189 | 73 | 22 |
1173 | Not even the younglings survived. | 1.4120 | 0.04528 | 284 | 215 | 21 | 48 |
1174 | My shoes? What about your hat? | 1.4120 | 0.04095 | 284 | 200 | 51 | 33 |
1175 | This is how I cope, David. | 1.4120 | 0.03828 | 284 | 194 | 64 | 26 |
1176 | I look ridiculous? Have you seen your hat? | 1.4118 | 0.03635 | 289 | 190 | 79 | 20 |
1177 | Technically, they are horseshoes. | 1.4115 | 0.03974 | 243 | 160 | 66 | 17 |
1178 | Your Tinder profile was slightly misleading. | 1.4113 | 0.04117 | 282 | 199 | 50 | 33 |
1179 | Hurry up and get on! I don’t want to be late for ballet rehearsal AGAIN. | 1.4111 | 0.04093 | 287 | 203 | 50 | 34 |
1180 | Never judge someone until you've walked a mile in his shoes. | 1.4107 | 0.03465 | 280 | 191 | 69 | 20 |
1181 | Am I about to hear a discouraging word? | 1.4101 | 0.03697 | 278 | 183 | 76 | 19 |
1182 | I know all God’s children got shoes, but we’re only going out to the back forty. | 1.4101 | 0.04328 | 278 | 205 | 33 | 40 |
1183 | I don't know, it behooved me! | 1.4101 | 0.04097 | 278 | 195 | 52 | 31 |
1184 | Better but a little too try hard Trigger | 1.4101 | 0.04402 | 278 | 205 | 32 | 41 |
1185 | Well obviously they look silly now, Jim. But once I shave my legs, you’ll see. | 1.4099 | 0.03853 | 283 | 192 | 66 | 25 |
1186 | I couldn't say neigh. | 1.4094 | 0.03922 | 276 | 188 | 63 | 25 |
1187 | Why would you be more surprised by my footwear than my ability to talk, Bill? | 1.4094 | 0.04021 | 276 | 191 | 57 | 28 |
1188 | Try walking a mile in my shoes. | 1.4093 | 0.04064 | 281 | 197 | 53 | 31 |
1189 | How do you fit that ridiculous hat inside your glass house Mr. Stone Thrower? | 1.4093 | 0.04277 | 281 | 204 | 39 | 38 |
1190 | With that hat, who are you to judge? | 1.4073 | 0.03793 | 275 | 184 | 70 | 21 |
1191 | Now that's a horse of a different color. | 1.4073 | 0.04223 | 275 | 197 | 44 | 34 |
1192 | RuPaul is my ferrier. | 1.4073 | 0.03704 | 275 | 194 | 55 | 26 |
1193 | Online shoes options are no excuse | 1.4073 | 0.04467 | 275 | 205 | 28 | 42 |
1194 | They're orthopedic. | 1.4073 | 0.03964 | 275 | 189 | 60 | 26 |
1195 | Are my horseshoes woke enough for you this week? | 1.4073 | 0.04144 | 275 | 197 | 45 | 33 |
1196 | ‘The sign said no shoes, no service.’ | 1.4073 | 0.04030 | 275 | 191 | 56 | 28 |
1197 | I’m feeling more Pastel-omino these days. | 1.4073 | 0.04408 | 275 | 203 | 32 | 40 |
1198 | Enough of this laissez-faire attitude. You know it is red on port, green on starboard. | 1.4066 | 0.04246 | 273 | 196 | 43 | 34 |
1199 | CHAPARRAL Blacksmith? I thought you said Schiaparelli. | 1.4066 | 0.03740 | 273 | 181 | 73 | 19 |
1200 | I bought them to wear to the winners circle after the race. | 1.4066 | 0.04182 | 273 | 194 | 47 | 32 |
1201 | I'd go with the pink in the front. | 1.4066 | 0.04018 | 273 | 189 | 57 | 27 |
1202 | What? The farrier was closed. | 1.4066 | 0.04493 | 273 | 204 | 27 | 42 |
1203 | It’s called dressage. Not dress-anyway-you-like! | 1.4059 | 0.04005 | 271 | 187 | 58 | 26 |
1204 | I heard you tell Dusty that I needed new shooes. | 1.4059 | 0.04457 | 271 | 201 | 30 | 40 |
1205 | They say dress for the job you want. | 1.4059 | 0.03830 | 271 | 182 | 68 | 21 |
1206 | Hell no I ain’t changin’ your damn shoes! | 1.4059 | 0.04269 | 271 | 195 | 42 | 34 |
1207 | They're from my ferrier godmother. | 1.4059 | 0.03936 | 271 | 185 | 62 | 24 |
1208 | Horse and person say at the same time..."Stop judging me" | 1.4059 | 0.04548 | 271 | 204 | 24 | 43 |
1209 | can you walk a mile in these? | 1.4053 | 0.04287 | 264 | 189 | 43 | 32 |
1210 | Which color goes best with my eyes and mane ? | 1.4052 | 0.04513 | 269 | 201 | 27 | 41 |
1211 | I didn't wanna look too matchy-matchy. | 1.4052 | 0.03850 | 269 | 181 | 67 | 21 |
1212 | That virus may have given you brains, but it didn't give you good taste. | 1.4052 | 0.04194 | 269 | 193 | 44 | 32 |
1213 | At least I’m trying here. I’m trying, Steve. For us. | 1.4052 | 0.03813 | 269 | 180 | 69 | 20 |
1214 | Next time I’m getting the slip-ons. | 1.4052 | 0.03921 | 269 | 183 | 63 | 23 |
1215 | You’re right, the blue really does bring out your eyes | 1.4052 | 0.03991 | 269 | 185 | 59 | 25 |
1216 | So, I've walked the mile and I still think you're overstating your difficulties. | 1.4051 | 0.03904 | 274 | 187 | 63 | 24 |
1217 | Only if you promise to burn that hat. | 1.4045 | 0.03869 | 267 | 180 | 66 | 21 |
1218 | Would you categorize the horse show as formal or casual? | 1.4045 | 0.03721 | 267 | 176 | 74 | 17 |
1219 | It's called power clashing, look it up Joe. | 1.4045 | 0.04413 | 267 | 196 | 34 | 37 |
1220 | Definitely better than the high heels. | 1.4045 | 0.04316 | 267 | 193 | 40 | 34 |
1221 | So this IS your first rodeo? | 1.4045 | 0.03977 | 267 | 183 | 60 | 24 |
1222 | Them looks more like whoreshoes. | 1.4045 | 0.04047 | 267 | 185 | 56 | 26 |
1223 | What? You're going to judge me with that hat on? | 1.4044 | 0.03959 | 272 | 187 | 60 | 25 |
1224 | They had run out of mules | 1.4038 | 0.03889 | 265 | 179 | 65 | 21 |
1225 | No! No, I'm not two people in a horse costume! Why do you ask? I mean...neigh. | 1.4038 | 0.04307 | 265 | 191 | 41 | 33 |
1226 | How is your girlfriend at the nail salon? | 1.4038 | 0.04438 | 265 | 195 | 33 | 37 |
1227 | Now we can tell our six feet apart | 1.4038 | 0.03925 | 265 | 180 | 63 | 22 |
1228 | Your heart says Biden but your ass says Trump. | 1.4030 | 0.04264 | 263 | 188 | 44 | 31 |
1229 | Italian blacksmith? | 1.4030 | 0.03982 | 263 | 180 | 60 | 23 |
1230 | As I said, if you ride with that hat, I ride with these shoes | 1.4030 | 0.03834 | 263 | 176 | 68 | 19 |
1231 | Next season Farriergamo, baby! | 1.4030 | 0.04331 | 263 | 190 | 40 | 33 |
1232 | There goes the stud fee. | 1.4025 | 0.04304 | 236 | 164 | 49 | 23 |
1233 | You try finding two pairs in my size. | 1.4024 | 0.04015 | 246 | 166 | 61 | 19 |
1234 | I just got tired of doing everything on the hoof. | 1.4023 | 0.04356 | 261 | 194 | 31 | 36 |
1235 | Hey they fit like a hoof | 1.4023 | 0.04522 | 261 | 194 | 29 | 38 |
1236 | two pair beats a pair any day! | 1.4023 | 0.03891 | 261 | 176 | 65 | 20 |
1237 | They make me giddy. Yup they do. | 1.4023 | 0.03891 | 261 | 176 | 65 | 20 |
1238 | "Did the ferrier choose those or did you? | 1.4023 | 0.04112 | 261 | 192 | 37 | 32 |
1239 | Is that your hat or are you just happy to see me? | 1.4023 | 0.04112 | 261 | 182 | 53 | 26 |
1240 | I really don't like election years. | 1.4023 | 0.04253 | 261 | 191 | 37 | 33 |
1241 | They’ll be less conspicuous in the Sunday funnies. | 1.4023 | 0.04423 | 261 | 191 | 35 | 35 |
1242 | But they're the best running shoes on the market... | 1.4023 | 0.04489 | 261 | 193 | 31 | 37 |
1243 | I see by my outfit that you ain't no farrier... | 1.4023 | 0.04489 | 261 | 193 | 31 | 37 |
1244 | If his horse is cute I’m not wearing a mask | 1.4023 | 0.04456 | 261 | 192 | 33 | 36 |
1245 | You might want to go with a fedora instead | 1.4023 | 0.03576 | 261 | 183 | 60 | 18 |
1246 | Too slutty? | 1.4022 | 0.03967 | 271 | 187 | 59 | 25 |
1247 | You miss your wife, don't you? | 1.4017 | 0.03418 | 239 | 173 | 47 | 19 |
1248 | You named me Lady. What did you expect? | 1.4015 | 0.03668 | 264 | 178 | 68 | 18 |
1249 | Maybe that 2 for 1 pair deal at the blacksmith was a bad idea. | 1.4008 | 0.04170 | 262 | 190 | 41 | 31 |
1250 | and is it too much to ask for a matching feedbag? | 1.4008 | 0.03842 | 262 | 176 | 67 | 19 |
1251 | Sorry—I’d rather not get them dirty. | 1.4000 | 0.04049 | 260 | 180 | 56 | 24 |
1252 | Ruby slippers; blue suede shoes. I couldn't decide, so I got 'em both. | 1.4000 | 0.04122 | 260 | 182 | 52 | 26 |
1253 | I'm glad you finally put the heels away and went sensible. | 1.4000 | 0.03975 | 260 | 178 | 60 | 22 |
1254 | What? It's casual Friday. | 1.4000 | 0.04012 | 260 | 179 | 58 | 23 |
1255 | Your plan worked. I’m already being more careful where I poop. | 1.4000 | 0.03823 | 260 | 174 | 68 | 18 |
1256 | Do I pick out your shoes? | 1.4000 | 0.03861 | 260 | 175 | 66 | 19 |
1257 | Now... dance! | 1.4000 | 0.04211 | 260 | 192 | 35 | 33 |
1258 | We do not want a repeat of last week, Roy. When you swing your partner, remember that I have two left feet. | 1.4000 | 0.04501 | 260 | 193 | 30 | 37 |
1259 | Don't say a word cowboy....horses need style too! | 1.4000 | 0.04281 | 260 | 189 | 39 | 32 |
1260 | I like the blue. They make your eyes pop. | 1.4000 | 0.03900 | 260 | 176 | 64 | 20 |
1261 | I prefer a saddle shoe. | 1.4000 | 0.03937 | 260 | 177 | 62 | 21 |
1262 | You should talk; I wouldn't be caught dead in that hat" | 1.4000 | 0.04086 | 260 | 181 | 54 | 25 |
1263 | Did I make a fuss when you traded in your cowboy booots for those penny loafers? | 1.4000 | 0.03704 | 260 | 171 | 74 | 15 |
1264 | Thanks to you, now it's all weird | 1.4000 | 0.04298 | 260 | 187 | 42 | 31 |
1265 | No, I'm not overdressed, we're going to the horse opera. | 1.4000 | 0.04434 | 260 | 191 | 34 | 35 |
1266 | I was feeling my masculine and feminine sides today | 1.4000 | 0.04122 | 260 | 182 | 52 | 26 |
1267 | dude look at my new shoes | 1.4000 | 0.04501 | 260 | 193 | 30 | 37 |
1268 | We can’t go bowling during a pandemic, Buck. | 1.4000 | 0.02159 | 260 | 193 | 54 | 13 |
1269 | So...the first farrier I got to was quarantined. And then the next. And the next. Then I saw a Payless Shoes that was open... | 1.4000 | 0.04158 | 260 | 183 | 50 | 27 |
1270 | Why should zebras have all the fun? | 1.3992 | 0.03753 | 263 | 175 | 71 | 17 |
1271 | If we’re going to ride off into the sunset, we might as well do it in style. | 1.3992 | 0.03715 | 263 | 174 | 73 | 16 |
1272 | I don't see why you're angry with me expressing myself. | 1.3992 | 0.04626 | 258 | 195 | 23 | 40 |
1273 | You didn't know I could talk, either | 1.3992 | 0.03939 | 258 | 178 | 58 | 22 |
1274 | And the best... NO NAILS! | 1.3992 | 0.03803 | 258 | 172 | 69 | 17 |
1275 | Not dress shoes, Bucky. Dres-SAGE. | 1.3992 | 0.04089 | 258 | 182 | 50 | 26 |
1276 | You don't want to ride me while I wear these? - Double win. | 1.3985 | 0.03733 | 261 | 173 | 72 | 16 |
1277 | They're fine for prancing but what about rounding up cattle? | 1.3985 | 0.04215 | 261 | 186 | 46 | 29 |
1278 | Why can't I wear cowboy boots?" 'Cause your a horse, that's why! | 1.3985 | 0.04583 | 261 | 197 | 24 | 40 |
1279 | When he said two for the price of one, it was hard to resist. | 1.3985 | 0.04250 | 261 | 187 | 44 | 30 |
1280 | Don't blame me for my taste in shoes. You're the one who had me gelded! | 1.3985 | 0.04180 | 261 | 185 | 48 | 28 |
1281 | I KNOW! Finding a saddle bag to match is gonna be a bitch! | 1.3985 | 0.03888 | 261 | 177 | 64 | 20 |
1282 | Intellectually, I'm a Democrat, but my ass will always be Republican. | 1.3985 | 0.04036 | 261 | 181 | 56 | 24 |
1283 | Well if you don’t like them you can just walk! | 1.3985 | 0.03925 | 261 | 178 | 62 | 21 |
1284 | Yes, they're new, Steve. I guess you can say I'm financially stable." | 1.3985 | 0.04551 | 261 | 196 | 26 | 39 |
1285 | It’s part of their ‘Home-On-The’ range. | 1.3984 | 0.04520 | 256 | 190 | 30 | 36 |
1286 | I know loyalty is important - I'm just saying it's time to try another blacksmith. | 1.3984 | 0.03862 | 256 | 172 | 66 | 18 |
1287 | You're wearing them wrong: green on the right, red on the left. | 1.3984 | 0.04294 | 256 | 186 | 39 | 31 |
1288 | I just wanted to give you something to "Whoa!" about. | 1.3984 | 0.03979 | 256 | 175 | 60 | 21 |
1289 | It's horseshoes Hank, not whore shoes | 1.3984 | 0.04417 | 256 | 187 | 36 | 33 |
1290 | I don't care how they look; they're more comfortable than the iron ones. | 1.3984 | 0.04093 | 256 | 178 | 54 | 24 |
1291 | What? So you're the only one who gets to have a mid-life crisis? | 1.3977 | 0.03869 | 259 | 175 | 65 | 19 |
1292 | Can you give 0 stars on Angie’s List? | 1.3976 | 0.04478 | 254 | 187 | 33 | 34 |
1293 | Gus, I’m gender fluid. Calling me a stud is no longer appropriate. | 1.3976 | 0.04077 | 254 | 176 | 55 | 23 |
1294 | But with these, I can stylishly evade a posse all day and go right into an evening at the saloon. | 1.3976 | 0.04172 | 254 | 181 | 46 | 27 |
1295 | Well heck, Besse, if it means that much to you, I’ll refer to you from now on as ‘they’ | 1.3976 | 0.04077 | 254 | 176 | 55 | 23 |
1296 | It’s the new normal, Carl. | 1.3976 | 0.03842 | 254 | 170 | 67 | 17 |
1297 | But you seemed to like when that woman was wearing them! | 1.3974 | 0.04217 | 229 | 157 | 53 | 19 |
1298 | Trigger likes to know when I'm in estrus. | 1.3969 | 0.04439 | 262 | 194 | 32 | 36 |
1299 | do these shoes make my hips look big? | 1.3969 | 0.03889 | 257 | 174 | 64 | 19 |
1300 | Would it kill you to put a little whimsy in your giddy-up? | 1.3968 | 0.03758 | 252 | 172 | 63 | 17 |
1301 | Dang! Zappos got your shoe order wrong again. | 1.3968 | 0.04539 | 252 | 187 | 30 | 35 |
1302 | I just wandered through the Painted Desert. | 1.3968 | 0.03694 | 252 | 176 | 59 | 17 |
1303 | Yes, I am non-binary, but I don't think this is an effective way to manifest that." OR "I love them, but--just so you know--I won't be able to gallop as fast. | 1.3968 | 0.04343 | 252 | 184 | 37 | 31 |
1304 | Stylish, plus the greens go 'clippety" and the reds go "clop." | 1.3968 | 0.04176 | 252 | 177 | 50 | 25 |
1305 | Don’t judge me. It’s quarantine. I’m bored. I’m discovering myself. | 1.3968 | 0.03982 | 252 | 172 | 60 | 20 |
1306 | Let’s stay out of the mud today, okay? | 1.3966 | 0.04266 | 232 | 161 | 50 | 21 |
1307 | What happens on the range stays on the range. | 1.3965 | 0.04265 | 227 | 159 | 47 | 21 |
1308 | I couldn't say nay. | 1.3960 | 0.04044 | 250 | 172 | 57 | 21 |
1309 | Now that’s a horse shoe of a different color. | 1.3960 | 0.04083 | 250 | 173 | 55 | 22 |
1310 | There isn't a lawman west of 5th Avenue who'll be able to track us. | 1.3960 | 0.04083 | 250 | 173 | 55 | 22 |
1311 | It was a spur of the moment decision... | 1.3960 | 0.04083 | 250 | 173 | 55 | 22 |
1312 | Which way to the gender reveal party? | 1.3960 | 0.04044 | 250 | 172 | 57 | 21 |
1313 | Maybe you will think twice before you use my shoes again for some yard game. | 1.3960 | 0.04276 | 250 | 178 | 45 | 27 |
1314 | And you’re hat is O.K.? | 1.3960 | 0.03580 | 250 | 173 | 61 | 16 |
1315 | When you searched for "shoes" on Amazon, did you by chance think to try "horseshoes"? | 1.3960 | 0.04313 | 250 | 179 | 43 | 28 |
1316 | Could you give me a hand with the laces? | 1.3960 | 0.03943 | 250 | 172 | 58 | 20 |
1317 | Please tell me you bought some protection spray, because we might traven some unpaved roads.” | 1.3960 | 0.04739 | 250 | 191 | 19 | 40 |
1318 | I wanted happy feet. | 1.3960 | 0.03840 | 250 | 167 | 67 | 16 |
1319 | No, stilettos are your fantasy. | 1.3960 | 0.04123 | 250 | 174 | 53 | 23 |
1320 | Are you honestly trying to mansplain horseshoes to ME?! | 1.3960 | 0.03777 | 250 | 170 | 63 | 17 |
1321 | Yeah, well happy trails to you. | 1.3960 | 0.03964 | 250 | 170 | 61 | 19 |
1322 | It's a long ride, and this way we can use either restroom. | 1.3960 | 0.04044 | 250 | 172 | 57 | 21 |
1323 | Half of me wants to stop and the other half wants to go. | 1.3960 | 0.03840 | 250 | 175 | 55 | 20 |
1324 | The sand is too hot | 1.3960 | 0.04405 | 250 | 189 | 26 | 35 |
1325 | It’s called fashion, Gerald. Look it up. Then burn that hat. | 1.3960 | 0.04004 | 250 | 171 | 59 | 20 |
1326 | Don't tell mom. | 1.3960 | 0.04083 | 250 | 173 | 55 | 22 |
1327 | BOGO sales are targeted at me. | 1.3960 | 0.01189 | 250 | 185 | 56 | 9 |
1328 | I’m an independent. | 1.3953 | 0.03970 | 253 | 173 | 60 | 20 |
1329 | I'll walk. | 1.3953 | 0.04009 | 253 | 174 | 58 | 21 |
1330 | He said these are the latest fashion for summer | 1.3953 | 0.04593 | 253 | 190 | 26 | 37 |
1331 | I don't want us to win again on choreography and lose on costume. | 1.3952 | 0.03985 | 248 | 169 | 60 | 19 |
1332 | I couldn't decide so I got them both. | 1.3952 | 0.03775 | 248 | 164 | 70 | 14 |
1333 | You will NEVER be a horse with NO NAME again. | 1.3952 | 0.03985 | 248 | 169 | 60 | 19 |
1334 | I said farrier, not Ferragamo! | 1.3952 | 0.04204 | 248 | 177 | 45 | 26 |
1335 | Some kind of cowboy, you are. You can't shoe a horse, and you can't pick out a decent hat. | 1.3952 | 0.04066 | 248 | 171 | 56 | 21 |
1336 | Ok, for the World Cup we can switch to blues on my lefts and pinks on my rights. | 1.3952 | 0.04413 | 248 | 180 | 38 | 30 |
1337 | Oh yeah? Well, you're all shoes, no Lone Ranger. | 1.3952 | 0.04734 | 248 | 189 | 20 | 39 |
1338 | Sorry, Patches. I know they’re a bit tight, but close counts in horseshoes, right? | 1.3952 | 0.04319 | 248 | 180 | 39 | 29 |
1339 | Don’t worry. These aren’t my running shoes. | 1.3947 | 0.04521 | 190 | 129 | 47 | 14 |
1340 | Looks like the old grey mare ain't what s/he used to be. | 1.3944 | 0.02360 | 251 | 179 | 61 | 11 |
1341 | I won them in a game of horseshoes. | 1.3944 | 0.03951 | 251 | 171 | 61 | 19 |
1342 | The second pair was 50% off. | 1.3944 | 0.03807 | 251 | 170 | 64 | 17 |
1343 | If it wasn't for those ridiculous shoes I would be taller! | 1.3944 | 0.04551 | 251 | 187 | 29 | 35 |
1344 | They make me feel young again. | 1.3944 | 0.03951 | 251 | 171 | 61 | 19 |
1345 | They're okay, but I really wanted saddle shoes." | 1.3944 | 0.04031 | 251 | 173 | 57 | 21 |
1346 | Wow! What a s(c)andal! | 1.3944 | 0.04655 | 251 | 190 | 23 | 38 |
1347 | I'm afraid The West just ain't that wild anymore. | 1.3943 | 0.04048 | 246 | 169 | 57 | 20 |
1348 | How many times do I have to tell you to stay out of my closet! | 1.3943 | 0.04248 | 246 | 174 | 47 | 25 |
1349 | You can lead a horse to fashion but you cannot make him chic. | 1.3943 | 0.04007 | 246 | 168 | 59 | 19 |
1350 | Give me back my hat Ted, you look ridiculous | 1.3943 | 0.04287 | 246 | 175 | 45 | 26 |
1351 | Those shoes ain’t goin anywhere partner | 1.3943 | 0.04622 | 246 | 184 | 27 | 35 |
1352 | When you told me I should walk a mile in your shoes, I assumed you were speaking metaphorically. | 1.3937 | 0.04035 | 254 | 176 | 56 | 22 |
1353 | And I thought I got out of bed on the wrong foot? | 1.3936 | 0.04507 | 249 | 184 | 32 | 33 |
1354 | Prada’s and Versace? You are the Italian stallion! | 1.3936 | 0.04323 | 249 | 179 | 42 | 28 |
1355 | Let’s switch back | 1.3936 | 0.04342 | 249 | 182 | 37 | 30 |
1356 | I did it Bill. I walked a mile in your shoes. You might be gay. | 1.3936 | 0.04210 | 249 | 176 | 48 | 25 |
1357 | You’re right, the lower heels feel much better. | 1.3934 | 0.03944 | 244 | 165 | 62 | 17 |
1358 | Please respect my journey. | 1.3934 | 0.03944 | 244 | 165 | 62 | 17 |
1359 | Didn't expect mules, did you? | 1.3934 | 0.04152 | 244 | 170 | 52 | 22 |
1360 | Business up front; Party in the back | 1.3934 | 0.04070 | 244 | 173 | 48 | 23 |
1361 | Sometimes I just want to feel pretty. | 1.3934 | 0.04111 | 244 | 169 | 54 | 21 |
1362 | You know, that comment spurs another thought. | 1.3934 | 0.04408 | 244 | 179 | 35 | 30 |
1363 | Yes, the gelding was my choice. | 1.3934 | 0.04408 | 244 | 179 | 35 | 30 |
1364 | I just feel faster in wingtips. | 1.3934 | 0.04091 | 244 | 171 | 51 | 22 |
1365 | No name? And you're supposed to carry me to this desert? | 1.3934 | 0.04331 | 244 | 177 | 39 | 28 |
1366 | I found my sole, mate | 1.3934 | 0.04577 | 244 | 181 | 30 | 33 |
1367 | Yes well, your hat looks ridiculous. | 1.3934 | 0.03987 | 244 | 166 | 60 | 18 |
1368 | I wanted something less “clomp clomp” and more “ooh la la.” | 1.3929 | 0.04371 | 224 | 157 | 46 | 21 |
1369 | Yes Lester, I’m gay. But it doesn’t mean I can’t be your trusty steed. | 1.3918 | 0.03888 | 245 | 170 | 56 | 19 |
1370 | Says the man with matching guns. | 1.3918 | 0.03621 | 245 | 172 | 56 | 17 |
1371 | Now you can try mine on. I'll get the nails. | 1.3918 | 0.04098 | 245 | 170 | 54 | 21 |
1372 | I said "gotta jimmy the shoes", not "get Jimmy Choo's" | 1.3911 | 0.03919 | 248 | 181 | 42 | 25 |
1373 | I like to dance with the stars. | 1.3911 | 0.02589 | 248 | 179 | 56 | 13 |
1374 | No, no, I love them, really I do, but shouldn't they match the saddle? | 1.3911 | 0.03999 | 225 | 158 | 49 | 18 |
1375 | I’m absolutely loving the new blacksmith. | 1.3909 | 0.03909 | 243 | 164 | 63 | 16 |
1376 | Why gallop when I can chassé? | 1.3909 | 0.04037 | 243 | 167 | 57 | 19 |
1377 | If I can't tell you, who then? the hat doesn't work | 1.3909 | 0.04243 | 243 | 172 | 47 | 24 |
1378 | NOW can we do Dressage? | 1.3909 | 0.04121 | 243 | 169 | 53 | 21 |
1379 | I understand that close is also good enough for hand grenades. | 1.3909 | 0.04735 | 243 | 185 | 21 | 37 |
1380 | They distract from the fact that I can talk | 1.3909 | 0.04079 | 243 | 168 | 55 | 20 |
1381 | Maybe he saw how we treat the dogs. | 1.3909 | 0.04735 | 243 | 185 | 21 | 37 |
1382 | I know my hat's a little ridiculous, but what the hell is up with those socks ? | 1.3909 | 0.04663 | 243 | 183 | 25 | 35 |
1383 | You dodo! You're suppose to wear the red ones on your right feet. | 1.3909 | 0.04663 | 243 | 183 | 25 | 35 |
1384 | You know I can't wear your shoes." Patrick Thompson Georgetown, S | 1.3909 | 0.04699 | 243 | 186 | 20 | 37 |
1385 | I had to fet off because I wasn't high enough. Do those fit? | 1.3909 | 0.04699 | 243 | 184 | 23 | 36 |
1386 | Looks like your hat likes my shoes | 1.3909 | 0.04477 | 243 | 178 | 35 | 30 |
1387 | Don't forget or your in big trouble, front heels- Kentucky, back heels- Kansas. | 1.3909 | 0.04571 | 243 | 183 | 26 | 34 |
1388 | Decisions are tough these days. | 1.3909 | 0.04626 | 243 | 182 | 27 | 34 |
1389 | - What happened to your shoes? +I was on the President's test! | 1.3909 | 0.04807 | 243 | 187 | 17 | 39 |
1390 | Is this too dressy for a gender reveal party? | 1.3909 | 0.04243 | 243 | 179 | 36 | 28 |
1391 | You really went with it with that 10 gallon hat. | 1.3909 | 0.04458 | 243 | 180 | 32 | 31 |
1392 | Are my shoes really what you should be interested in, Gary? | 1.3909 | 0.04121 | 243 | 169 | 53 | 21 |
1393 | I don’t want to be known as “The Horse With No Name” anymore. Henceforth I shall be known as “The Horse With Sensible Shoes”. | 1.3901 | 0.04520 | 182 | 123 | 47 | 12 |
1394 | Thanks for letting this pony express himself. | 1.3900 | 0.03974 | 241 | 164 | 60 | 17 |
1395 | I got them on Rodeo Drive. | 1.3900 | 0.04144 | 241 | 168 | 52 | 21 |
1396 | Well yeah,we are two guys in a suit. After three years driving cattle we thought you knew that. | 1.3900 | 0.04186 | 241 | 169 | 50 | 22 |
1397 | Prada. | 1.3900 | 0.04060 | 241 | 166 | 56 | 19 |
1398 | Do you prefer he, she or they? | 1.3900 | 0.04060 | 241 | 166 | 56 | 19 |
1399 | Rodeo Drive wasn’t at all like I expected. | 1.3900 | 0.03930 | 241 | 163 | 62 | 16 |
1400 | What’s the matter, you’ve never seen horse Choos before? | 1.3900 | 0.04227 | 241 | 170 | 48 | 23 |
1401 | Why shouldn't cattle herding be fabulous? | 1.3900 | 0.03974 | 241 | 164 | 60 | 17 |
1402 | All the blacksmiths were closed, so I went to Bloomingdales. | 1.3900 | 0.04017 | 241 | 165 | 58 | 18 |
1403 | Yes, but do they say, "Rodeo?" | 1.3900 | 0.04348 | 241 | 173 | 42 | 26 |
1404 | Okay, Okay, you win!! I'll ditch the new sombrero if you deep six those shoes! | 1.3900 | 0.02769 | 241 | 175 | 52 | 14 |
1405 | Thanks for breaking them in | 1.3900 | 0.04060 | 241 | 166 | 56 | 19 |
1406 | I’ve been seeing someone else | 1.3900 | 0.04268 | 241 | 171 | 46 | 24 |
1407 | If the hat stays, the shoes stay. | 1.3893 | 0.04148 | 244 | 171 | 51 | 22 |
1408 | That's only 5 1/2 feet. | 1.3893 | 0.04573 | 244 | 182 | 29 | 33 |
1409 | Ok now it’s your turn to walk a mile in my shoes.” | 1.3893 | 0.04003 | 244 | 175 | 46 | 23 |
1410 | I told the farrier to surprise me. | 1.3893 | 0.03853 | 244 | 164 | 65 | 15 |
1411 | I thought you said I needed new whores shoes. | 1.3893 | 0.04268 | 244 | 174 | 45 | 25 |
1412 | get out of there with that hat | 1.3893 | 0.04518 | 244 | 183 | 28 | 33 |
1413 | Why surprised? This can happens when you have to dress in the dark. | 1.3891 | 0.04570 | 239 | 182 | 23 | 34 |
1414 | What? Is there something in my teeth? | 1.3891 | 0.04125 | 239 | 166 | 53 | 20 |
1415 | Says the big hat. | 1.3886 | 0.04813 | 193 | 138 | 35 | 20 |
1416 | I thought horseshoes were supposed to prevent lameness. | 1.3884 | 0.04469 | 242 | 180 | 31 | 31 |
1417 | Just one letter off. I ordered horse shoes not house shoes! | 1.3884 | 0.03917 | 242 | 173 | 48 | 21 |
1418 | You got an endorsement deal? | 1.3884 | 0.04212 | 242 | 171 | 48 | 23 |
1419 | With the rodeo only a day away, Tom now regretted using a designer blacksmith. | 1.3884 | 0.03917 | 242 | 164 | 62 | 16 |
1420 | I know you want to express yourself. I just don't think Wyoming is the place to do it. | 1.3884 | 0.04046 | 242 | 167 | 56 | 19 |
1421 | Which one says unbridled Mustang? | 1.3884 | 0.04046 | 242 | 167 | 56 | 19 |
1422 | . “It’s complicated.” | 1.3884 | 0.03961 | 242 | 168 | 57 | 17 |
1423 | It behooves me to say, "Na-a-ay." | 1.3882 | 0.03905 | 237 | 165 | 55 | 17 |
1424 | They make me feel pretty. | 1.3882 | 0.03882 | 237 | 159 | 64 | 14 |
1425 | I'm just pony expressing myself. | 1.3882 | 0.04149 | 237 | 165 | 52 | 20 |
1426 | I like them, but if I'm honest, the pink pair make you look fat. | 1.3882 | 0.04276 | 237 | 168 | 46 | 23 |
1427 | In this pandemic I get so few chances to dress up. | 1.3882 | 0.04062 | 237 | 163 | 56 | 18 |
1428 | Well, if you can wear that hat... | 1.3882 | 0.03973 | 237 | 161 | 60 | 16 |
1429 | Yeah? And I don't like your hat. Get over it. | 1.3882 | 0.03995 | 237 | 169 | 47 | 21 |
1430 | It was Buy one pair get one free down at the corral night... | 1.3882 | 0.04579 | 237 | 178 | 27 | 32 |
1431 | Did you forget that the barn dance has been moved BACK a week? | 1.3882 | 0.04599 | 237 | 176 | 30 | 31 |
1432 | Is tonight an Elvis night or a Dorothy night? | 1.3882 | 0.04192 | 237 | 168 | 47 | 22 |
1433 | Okay fine, that was an emotional purchase | 1.3882 | 0.04062 | 237 | 163 | 56 | 18 |
1434 | I can finally tell my left from my right. | 1.3882 | 0.04676 | 237 | 178 | 26 | 33 |
1435 | I support your weight. Why can't you support my tap dancing? | 1.3882 | 0.04062 | 237 | 163 | 56 | 18 |
1436 | What goes with my saddle, green or pink? | 1.3882 | 0.04500 | 237 | 176 | 31 | 30 |
1437 | It's summer. | 1.3882 | 0.04400 | 237 | 171 | 40 | 26 |
1438 | It’s not my first rodeo, but it is my first endorsement deal. | 1.3879 | 0.04262 | 214 | 150 | 47 | 17 |
1439 | Yes, we are rejecting rigid shoes--and gendered categorizations. | 1.3872 | 0.04706 | 235 | 177 | 25 | 33 |
1440 | I know it's the thought that counts but . . . did you ever consider my difficulties dealing with laces? | 1.3872 | 0.04508 | 235 | 172 | 35 | 28 |
1441 | They were having a yard sale at Hopalong's. | 1.3872 | 0.02978 | 235 | 173 | 46 | 16 |
1442 | You first. | 1.3872 | 0.04173 | 235 | 164 | 51 | 20 |
1443 | Business up front, Party in back | 1.3872 | 0.04344 | 235 | 168 | 43 | 24 |
1444 | I know I’m not Hoss Cartwright but can’t I at least pretend to be? | 1.3872 | 0.04744 | 235 | 178 | 23 | 34 |
1445 | That’s not PPE | 1.3872 | 0.04725 | 235 | 180 | 20 | 35 |
1446 | You’re talking to a horse and only worried about the color of my shoes?! | 1.3866 | 0.04048 | 238 | 164 | 56 | 18 |
1447 | A horse can carry a man, but it’s the shoes that carry the horse. | 1.3866 | 0.04344 | 238 | 171 | 42 | 25 |
1448 | You'll need nice, new shoes, you said. It's a dressage competition, you said. | 1.3865 | 0.04467 | 207 | 145 | 44 | 18 |
1449 | So bite me, I happen to like pastels. | 1.3863 | 0.03630 | 233 | 166 | 51 | 16 |
1450 | Any shoes can be horse shoes. | 1.3863 | 0.03681 | 233 | 152 | 72 | 9 |
1451 | With a hat like that you have nerve making fun of my shoes | 1.3863 | 0.04241 | 233 | 164 | 48 | 21 |
1452 | They’re cute shoes. It’s a girl thing . | 1.3863 | 0.04536 | 233 | 171 | 34 | 28 |
1453 | I mean, really, how often do you look at a horse's shoes? | 1.3863 | 0.04285 | 233 | 165 | 46 | 22 |
1454 | I’ve got two pairs just like them back at the stable. | 1.3863 | 0.04328 | 233 | 166 | 44 | 23 |
1455 | What time is your wife back from playin' horseshoes? | 1.3863 | 0.04153 | 233 | 162 | 52 | 19 |
1456 | What did you do with your $1200? | 1.3863 | 0.04370 | 233 | 167 | 42 | 24 |
1457 | These shoes? I traded my old ones to some guys who wanted them for a silly game. | 1.3853 | 0.04304 | 218 | 152 | 48 | 18 |
1458 | Join my Onlyfans to see what's under these kicks. | 1.3853 | 0.04606 | 231 | 171 | 31 | 29 |
1459 | Am I the first gay horse you’ve owned? | 1.3853 | 0.04266 | 231 | 163 | 47 | 21 |
1460 | But I love the two-tone look. It even matches my kitchen! | 1.3853 | 0.04544 | 231 | 172 | 30 | 29 |
1461 | Cowboy Jack is wondering if this will change the sport of horseshoes forever. | 1.3853 | 0.04727 | 231 | 174 | 25 | 32 |
1462 | Love them! I can't wait to see what you got the pigs! | 1.3853 | 0.04132 | 231 | 160 | 53 | 18 |
1463 | I thought you said "whore's shoes." | 1.3853 | 0.04266 | 231 | 163 | 47 | 21 |
1464 | Sacré bleu; so Parisian farrier school was it...? | 1.3853 | 0.03993 | 231 | 157 | 59 | 15 |
1465 | What? You told me: ‘What’s mine is yours’. | 1.3853 | 0.04266 | 231 | 165 | 44 | 22 |
1466 | Well, I don't think you're in a position to be giving anyone fashion advice, Ike. | 1.3846 | 0.04312 | 234 | 167 | 44 | 23 |
1467 | The new blacksmith is from Paris, Texas. | 1.3846 | 0.04269 | 234 | 166 | 46 | 22 |
1468 | I got them on equine.com. | 1.3846 | 0.04226 | 234 | 165 | 48 | 21 |
1469 | I have not once mentioned your ridiculous hat. | 1.3846 | 0.04344 | 208 | 144 | 48 | 16 |
1470 | Now I'm the horse of two different colors. | 1.3843 | 0.04110 | 229 | 158 | 54 | 17 |
1471 | No more nails in THESE feet! | 1.3843 | 0.04292 | 229 | 162 | 46 | 21 |
1472 | So I guess you do wear shoe’s | 1.3843 | 0.04676 | 229 | 171 | 28 | 30 |
1473 | They told me I’d be a very stable animal, so here are my new balances. | 1.3843 | 0.04510 | 229 | 167 | 36 | 26 |
1474 | Now we need a matching feedbag | 1.3843 | 0.04202 | 229 | 160 | 50 | 19 |
1475 | I’m finally coming out of the stable, Tex. | 1.3842 | 0.04748 | 190 | 135 | 37 | 18 |
1476 | New shoes, you said. These will feel great, you said. Did you think I wasn't going to notice? | 1.3840 | 0.04272 | 237 | 169 | 45 | 23 |
1477 | They broke just by throwing them?!? | 1.3836 | 0.04589 | 232 | 172 | 31 | 29 |
1478 | With all the closed stores you managed to find some nice shoes Horsy! Impressive. | 1.3836 | 0.04629 | 232 | 173 | 29 | 30 |
1479 | Go with the green. They bring out the color in your eyes. | 1.3836 | 0.04207 | 232 | 163 | 49 | 20 |
1480 | Those colors just don't look right for some reason! | 1.3836 | 0.04360 | 232 | 179 | 22 | 31 |
1481 | Listen, one of us has to be the fashionable one. | 1.3836 | 0.04317 | 232 | 168 | 40 | 24 |
1482 | I hate when you rush me. | 1.3836 | 0.04423 | 232 | 170 | 36 | 26 |
1483 | Do these make me look fat? | 1.3833 | 0.04363 | 227 | 162 | 43 | 22 |
1484 | No one will notice on Zoom. | 1.3833 | 0.04227 | 227 | 159 | 49 | 19 |
1485 | I thought you said it was formal attire. | 1.3833 | 0.04707 | 227 | 170 | 27 | 30 |
1486 | I found them in the stable. Tell me what you think? | 1.3833 | 0.04623 | 227 | 168 | 31 | 28 |
1487 | My blacksmith? Sal Ferragamo. He's new around here. | 1.3833 | 0.04363 | 227 | 162 | 43 | 22 |
1488 | Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV. | 1.3833 | 0.04110 | 227 | 159 | 50 | 18 |
1489 | Okay, we need to rethink unsupervised online shopping | 1.3833 | 0.04227 | 227 | 159 | 49 | 19 |
1490 | You’re right, you should have gotten the pink mittens | 1.3833 | 0.04623 | 227 | 173 | 23 | 31 |
1491 | What ? I don't see a thing! | 1.3833 | 0.04748 | 227 | 171 | 25 | 31 |
1492 | It's a dude ranch, cowboy. | 1.3833 | 0.04451 | 227 | 164 | 39 | 24 |
1493 | Look, Gus-- I may be a horse with no name, but these really say "me". | 1.3833 | 0.03940 | 227 | 153 | 61 | 13 |
1494 | They sure look better on you than they did on my ex. | 1.3833 | 0.03990 | 227 | 154 | 59 | 14 |
1495 | We need to have a difficult conversation about the new stable boy. | 1.3827 | 0.04752 | 196 | 141 | 35 | 20 |
1496 | Oh yeah, Cowboy Snarky? Let's talk about your stupid hat. | 1.3826 | 0.04001 | 230 | 157 | 58 | 15 |
1497 | That's it. No more Amazon on the barn computer. | 1.3826 | 0.04025 | 230 | 160 | 53 | 17 |
1498 | Are these vintage Celine SP2018? | 1.3826 | 0.04800 | 230 | 178 | 17 | 35 |
1499 | Don't force me to wear a mask | 1.3826 | 0.04819 | 230 | 176 | 20 | 34 |
1500 | You're no dapper Dan yourself, so just hop on up and let's get ourselves over to that barnyard dance. | 1.3822 | 0.04205 | 225 | 157 | 50 | 18 |
1501 | Now, about this frumpy saddle ... | 1.3822 | 0.04061 | 225 | 154 | 56 | 15 |
1502 | Do these make me look like less of a stud? | 1.3822 | 0.04158 | 225 | 156 | 52 | 17 |
1503 | Brilliant! The sheriff will be looking for two men after we rob the bank. | 1.3822 | 0.03861 | 225 | 150 | 64 | 11 |
1504 | I see you've met the new blacksmith in town! | 1.3822 | 0.03809 | 225 | 149 | 66 | 10 |
1505 | Like my new Mare Horse Ones? | 1.3822 | 0.04653 | 225 | 167 | 30 | 28 |
1506 | The farrier thought it would make a fashion statement ! | 1.3822 | 0.04738 | 225 | 169 | 26 | 30 |
1507 | Did you know how ridiculous you look in that hat? | 1.3822 | 0.04110 | 225 | 155 | 54 | 16 |
1508 | We agreed on boots, not loafers. | 1.3822 | 0.04696 | 225 | 168 | 28 | 29 |
1509 | I decided I can't go on living a lie. | 1.3822 | 0.04158 | 225 | 156 | 52 | 17 |
1510 | I really wanted mules, but the shopkeeper said they weren’t me. | 1.3822 | 0.04252 | 225 | 158 | 48 | 19 |
1511 | Oh yeah? Well then let's talk about that stunning sombrero, Senor Nifty. | 1.3822 | 0.04110 | 225 | 155 | 54 | 16 |
1512 | A talking horse and it’s the shoes you think are unreal? | 1.3822 | 0.04158 | 225 | 156 | 52 | 17 |
1513 | And the blue ones were on sale. | 1.3822 | 0.03704 | 225 | 159 | 54 | 12 |
1514 | I said "you need new horse shoes" not jimmy choos. | 1.3822 | 0.04479 | 225 | 163 | 38 | 24 |
1515 | I bet you have 2 more pairs at home just like those. | 1.3821 | 0.04283 | 212 | 147 | 49 | 16 |
1516 | Definitely, the blue. | 1.3812 | 0.04417 | 223 | 160 | 41 | 22 |
1517 | What, like you've never seen horse shoes before? | 1.3812 | 0.04085 | 223 | 153 | 55 | 15 |
1518 | Dress for the job you want | 1.3812 | 0.04134 | 223 | 154 | 53 | 16 |
1519 | You call that a hat? | 1.3812 | 0.04035 | 223 | 152 | 57 | 14 |
1520 | I just had a taste of those mushrooms. Why do you ask? | 1.3805 | 0.04047 | 226 | 157 | 53 | 16 |
1521 | We both prefer mules. | 1.3795 | 0.03655 | 224 | 161 | 48 | 15 |
1522 | Gucci. I’m the Italian Stallion. | 1.3791 | 0.04345 | 211 | 148 | 46 | 17 |
1523 | Turns out it’s an even wilder east | 1.3789 | 0.04128 | 227 | 158 | 52 | 17 |
1524 | Don’t expect any fancy steps. I’ve got two left feet. | 1.3788 | 0.04712 | 198 | 143 | 35 | 20 |
1525 | One of us is a fashion train wreck and the other one is a horse. | 1.3784 | 0.04192 | 222 | 155 | 50 | 17 |
1526 | This. This is a horse shoe. | 1.3784 | 0.04564 | 222 | 163 | 34 | 25 |
1527 | We need to change to my dancing shoes | 1.3784 | 0.04653 | 222 | 167 | 27 | 28 |
1528 | Ok, but I'd bring some flip-flops in your bag for the reception. | 1.3784 | 0.04192 | 222 | 155 | 50 | 17 |
1529 | I know this isn’t your first rodeo, but it’s going to be your last! | 1.3784 | 0.03915 | 222 | 160 | 47 | 15 |
1530 | I want to hip-hop, not clip-clop. | 1.3784 | 0.04288 | 222 | 157 | 46 | 19 |
1531 | I’m just sick of the same old clippity-clop. | 1.3784 | 0.04044 | 222 | 152 | 56 | 14 |
1532 | I thought dress up was our special thing | 1.3784 | 0.04192 | 222 | 155 | 50 | 17 |
1533 | At least I'm not the one in that ridiculous hat! | 1.3784 | 0.04428 | 222 | 160 | 40 | 22 |
1534 | I love them, but now the saddle looks sort of outdated. | 1.3784 | 0.04335 | 222 | 158 | 44 | 20 |
1535 | I guess the blacksmith didn't have a complete set. | 1.3784 | 0.04950 | 222 | 172 | 16 | 34 |
1536 | I thought we were going out. | 1.3784 | 0.04192 | 222 | 155 | 50 | 17 |
1537 | What? You told me to dress comfortably. | 1.3784 | 0.04192 | 222 | 155 | 50 | 17 |
1538 | I'm undecided. | 1.3778 | 0.03082 | 225 | 164 | 48 | 13 |
1539 | This is not a dressage competition. | 1.3778 | 0.04006 | 225 | 154 | 57 | 14 |
1540 | I decided horseshoes were too common. | 1.3773 | 0.04092 | 220 | 156 | 47 | 17 |
1541 | Looks like the old gray mare she ain't what she used to be... | 1.3773 | 0.04314 | 220 | 156 | 45 | 19 |
1542 | What? They only had grey saddles left. | 1.3773 | 0.04118 | 220 | 152 | 53 | 15 |
1543 | I have an audition for “Equus, The Musical” later. | 1.3773 | 0.04362 | 220 | 157 | 43 | 20 |
1544 | Don't worry.... the other cowboys will be too busy laughing at your hat to notice.... | 1.3773 | 0.04015 | 220 | 150 | 57 | 13 |
1545 | Your kids asked to trade so they could play some sort of ring toss. | 1.3773 | 0.04314 | 220 | 156 | 45 | 19 |
1546 | Yes, TSA will still make you take them off | 1.3773 | 0.04168 | 220 | 153 | 51 | 16 |
1547 | Do the pink ones make my ass look fat? | 1.3773 | 0.04266 | 220 | 155 | 47 | 18 |
1548 | Sometimes you just need a little more arch support | 1.3769 | 0.04296 | 199 | 137 | 49 | 13 |
1549 | No, it does not beat four-of-kind. | 1.3769 | 0.04527 | 199 | 141 | 41 | 17 |
1550 | Hey, you be you. I’m just saying loafers might not be the best choice for speed and overall performance. | 1.3767 | 0.04366 | 223 | 160 | 42 | 21 |
1551 | I said 'non-binary.' Look it up. | 1.3767 | 0.04029 | 223 | 153 | 56 | 14 |
1552 | These are just my pumps. You should see me in heels | 1.3767 | 0.04457 | 223 | 162 | 38 | 23 |
1553 | Is this your idea of a gender reveal party? | 1.3767 | 0.04177 | 223 | 156 | 50 | 17 |
1554 | Mules were so last season. Check out these loafers. | 1.3767 | 0.03770 | 223 | 162 | 44 | 17 |
1555 | I reckon I should've guessed when the farrier drove up in a Tesla" | 1.3767 | 0.04029 | 223 | 153 | 56 | 14 |
1556 | I'm off to New York City to become a clothes horse | 1.3767 | 0.04457 | 223 | 162 | 38 | 23 |
1557 | If you can wear that hat....... | 1.3767 | 0.03978 | 223 | 152 | 58 | 13 |
1558 | Don't be finnicky now. I bought you a new set of shoes. | 1.3767 | 0.04721 | 223 | 168 | 26 | 29 |
1559 | I'm feeling hot to trot. | 1.3767 | 0.04272 | 223 | 158 | 46 | 19 |
1560 | Gender is a social construct, Dale. | 1.3767 | 0.03876 | 223 | 150 | 62 | 11 |
1561 | Yeah my regular guys ‘sbeen shuttered through this whole #covid thing | 1.3767 | 0.04591 | 223 | 165 | 32 | 26 |
1562 | Are we in a red or blue state? | 1.3761 | 0.04193 | 218 | 152 | 50 | 16 |
1563 | I know folks will talk . But admit it does add a soupcon of color in these here parts. | 1.3761 | 0.03906 | 218 | 153 | 51 | 14 |
1564 | 'I went with the Mules.' | 1.3761 | 0.04292 | 218 | 154 | 46 | 18 |
1565 | Tell me your pronouns. | 1.3761 | 0.04193 | 218 | 152 | 50 | 16 |
1566 | They're no more ridiculous than that hat of yours! | 1.3761 | 0.04341 | 218 | 155 | 44 | 19 |
1567 | SO THAT'S THE NEW FASHION OF HORSESHOES" | 1.3761 | 0.04804 | 218 | 165 | 24 | 29 |
1568 | Huh. Well, while we're on the topic: just how many gallons of hat are "practical"? | 1.3761 | 0.04065 | 218 | 152 | 51 | 15 |
1569 | I have to take my hat off to you, shoes really do maketh the horse. | 1.3761 | 0.04091 | 218 | 150 | 54 | 14 |
1570 | The economy sure has taken a turn. I’m a horse. | 1.3761 | 0.04891 | 218 | 167 | 20 | 31 |
1571 | I couldn't decide which pair I liked better. So I got them both. | 1.3756 | 0.04102 | 221 | 153 | 53 | 15 |
1572 | One foot two foot red foot blue foot. | 1.3750 | 0.04209 | 224 | 158 | 48 | 18 |
1573 | It was then Bill realized he needed to address his horse's online shopping addiction | 1.3750 | 0.04452 | 200 | 141 | 43 | 16 |
1574 | You know they can’t see your shoes on Zoom right? | 1.3750 | 0.04319 | 216 | 153 | 45 | 18 |
1575 | Wasn’t sure which way Texas will go this November... | 1.3750 | 0.04009 | 216 | 147 | 57 | 12 |
1576 | It was then that Ted realized he’d have to be way more specific with the new farrier. | 1.3750 | 0.04062 | 216 | 148 | 55 | 13 |
1577 | Who says sensible shoes can't be fabulous | 1.3750 | 0.04167 | 216 | 150 | 51 | 15 |
1578 | Transgender horse | 1.3744 | 0.04719 | 219 | 167 | 23 | 29 |
1579 | They're more sensible than that hat. | 1.3738 | 0.03921 | 214 | 144 | 60 | 10 |
1580 | Imelda called. She wants her shoes back. | 1.3738 | 0.04295 | 214 | 151 | 46 | 17 |
1581 | It's not clip-clop, clip-clop anymore. It's tip-tap, tip-tap now. | 1.3738 | 0.04244 | 214 | 150 | 48 | 16 |
1582 | I’ve just been feeling like the west isn’t wild anymore and I thought this might help. | 1.3738 | 0.04086 | 214 | 147 | 54 | 13 |
1583 | These are ruby slippers and blue suede shoes. What's your hat? | 1.3738 | 0.04244 | 214 | 150 | 48 | 16 |
1584 | Well, you always said I was a horse of a different color. | 1.3738 | 0.04032 | 214 | 146 | 56 | 12 |
1585 | Come on, Todd - Lisa and I hired this horse outfit for the fancy dress party and all you could do was put on a HAT?? | 1.3738 | 0.04346 | 214 | 152 | 44 | 18 |
1586 | The shoes make the mane. | 1.3738 | 0.04244 | 214 | 150 | 48 | 16 |
1587 | Feels nice to finally dress up and get outside | 1.3738 | 0.03921 | 214 | 144 | 60 | 10 |
1588 | I have another identical two pairs back in my stable. | 1.3737 | 0.04813 | 198 | 146 | 30 | 22 |
1589 | I like to throw people off. | 1.3737 | 0.04367 | 190 | 131 | 47 | 12 |
1590 | They ran out of horseshoes. | 1.3726 | 0.04573 | 212 | 155 | 35 | 22 |
1591 | I think I still like the zebra heels we saw at the last place | 1.3726 | 0.04217 | 212 | 148 | 49 | 15 |
1592 | You got it wrong. The reds should be on your left hoofs and the greens on your right. | 1.3726 | 0.04524 | 212 | 154 | 37 | 21 |
1593 | You can wear those again after Labor Day | 1.3726 | 0.02343 | 212 | 160 | 41 | 11 |
1594 | Look, if you can accept the fact that I am a talking horse, it shouldn't be much of a stretch to believe I might want color-coordinated shoes." | 1.3726 | 0.04322 | 212 | 150 | 45 | 17 |
1595 | Your hat makes my shoes look funny. | 1.3726 | 0.04424 | 212 | 152 | 41 | 19 |
1596 | Relax, they're vegan leather | 1.3726 | 0.04217 | 212 | 153 | 41 | 18 |
1597 | It’s festive, I’ll give you that. | 1.3726 | 0.04028 | 212 | 147 | 52 | 13 |
1598 | Well it depends, is it a formal posse or more casual? | 1.3726 | 0.04217 | 212 | 148 | 49 | 15 |
1599 | Dress for the job you want,” they said | 1.3726 | 0.04110 | 212 | 146 | 53 | 13 |
1600 | I believed you when you said you could run in anything but I thought you meant mud or snow | 1.3721 | 0.04477 | 215 | 156 | 38 | 21 |
1601 | This should throw them off our trail. | 1.3714 | 0.04401 | 210 | 150 | 42 | 18 |
1602 | What’s with the weird hat? | 1.3714 | 0.04297 | 210 | 148 | 46 | 16 |
1603 | when you can't decide you buy them in both colors....... | 1.3714 | 0.04189 | 210 | 146 | 50 | 14 |
1604 | I couldn’t resist. Two pair for the price of one. | 1.3714 | 0.04604 | 210 | 154 | 34 | 22 |
1605 | I just hope it's not too matchy matchy. | 1.3714 | 0.04023 | 210 | 143 | 56 | 11 |
1606 | Is there a problem? | 1.3714 | 0.03698 | 210 | 155 | 39 | 16 |
1607 | It’s called fashion George... | 1.3714 | 0.04453 | 210 | 151 | 40 | 19 |
1608 | You know, we need to do something about your look. Hop on and I'll give you a ride over to see my stylist. That hat has got to go. | 1.3714 | 0.04653 | 210 | 155 | 32 | 23 |
1609 | So this is what it means to be all dressed up with nowhere to go, huh? | 1.3714 | 0.04297 | 210 | 151 | 43 | 16 |
1610 | If they aren't made of iron and nailed to my feet, I can't say I care what color they are. | 1.3702 | 0.04103 | 208 | 143 | 53 | 12 |
1611 | Your hat looks like my penis. | 1.3702 | 0.04734 | 208 | 155 | 29 | 24 |
1612 | Fine! You’re a “Carrie” | 1.3702 | 0.04879 | 208 | 158 | 23 | 27 |
1613 | So you’re telling me Dressage has nothing to do with how you dress? | 1.3697 | 0.04384 | 211 | 151 | 42 | 18 |
1614 | The Old West is dead. | 1.3689 | 0.04185 | 206 | 143 | 50 | 13 |
1615 | You got your hat. I got my shoes. | 1.3689 | 0.04459 | 206 | 148 | 40 | 18 |
1616 | Sorry, pal, when I'm wearing Manolo Blahniks you have to ride off into the sunset without me. | 1.3689 | 0.04564 | 206 | 150 | 36 | 20 |
1617 | They didn’t have the metal ones in my color. | 1.3689 | 0.04241 | 206 | 144 | 48 | 14 |
1618 | Relax, I used the stud fee. | 1.3689 | 0.04185 | 206 | 143 | 50 | 13 |
1619 | I am wearing them, so yes, technically they are. | 1.3689 | 0.04297 | 206 | 145 | 46 | 15 |
1620 | So is your hat, Doug. | 1.3689 | 0.04667 | 206 | 152 | 32 | 22 |
1621 | You're new here, aren't you? | 1.3684 | 0.04143 | 209 | 145 | 51 | 13 |
1622 | I told you I as unstable | 1.3676 | 0.04488 | 204 | 147 | 39 | 18 |
1623 | You wear that hat...I wear these shoes. | 1.3676 | 0.04324 | 204 | 144 | 45 | 15 |
1624 | Said he with the polka dot undies. | 1.3676 | 0.04488 | 204 | 147 | 39 | 18 |
1625 | The veterinarian says I’m making good progress in my transition. | 1.3676 | 0.04065 | 204 | 142 | 50 | 12 |
1626 | Which ones go better with my saddle? | 1.3676 | 0.04324 | 204 | 144 | 45 | 15 |
1627 | So when did you become the fashion sheriff? | 1.3676 | 0.04542 | 204 | 148 | 37 | 19 |
1628 | I AM READY FOR THE COONA VIRUS YOKO EICHEL,WOODLAND HILLS, CA | 1.3676 | 0.05140 | 204 | 160 | 13 | 31 |
1629 | You've been seeing that young mare again, have'nt you | 1.3676 | 0.04379 | 204 | 145 | 43 | 16 |
1630 | Texas is a swing state this year so I’m hedging my bets | 1.3676 | 0.04488 | 204 | 147 | 39 | 18 |
1631 | Sorry sir. No mask, no ride | 1.3676 | 0.04488 | 204 | 147 | 39 | 18 |
1632 | Just because it's work from home, doesn't mean I can't dress up! | 1.3676 | 0.04324 | 204 | 146 | 42 | 16 |
1633 | You’ve been watching Pimp My Ride again, haven’t you? | 1.3676 | 0.04324 | 204 | 144 | 45 | 15 |
1634 | It's 2020, don't act like you're surprised. | 1.3676 | 0.04488 | 204 | 147 | 39 | 18 |
1635 | Like everyone else, I have a full closet and nowhere to go | 1.3676 | 0.04094 | 204 | 150 | 38 | 16 |
1636 | I think the saleswoman took me for a ride | 1.3676 | 0.04153 | 204 | 141 | 51 | 12 |
1637 | I’m moving to Brooklyn, Dan | 1.3676 | 0.04094 | 204 | 140 | 53 | 11 |
1638 | They're orthopedic, ok? | 1.3663 | 0.04626 | 202 | 148 | 34 | 20 |
1639 | It looks like Biden's in front and Trump's behind. | 1.3663 | 0.04518 | 202 | 146 | 38 | 18 |
1640 | No, Sheriff. I have no idea where your shoes are. | 1.3663 | 0.04119 | 202 | 149 | 36 | 17 |
1641 | It’s called retail therapy, Bob. 💁🏻♀️ | 1.3663 | 0.04731 | 202 | 150 | 30 | 22 |
1642 | You’ve changed, Trigger. | 1.3663 | 0.04237 | 202 | 141 | 48 | 13 |
1643 | Horse, Shoes, Hat, Saddle, Man | 1.3659 | 0.04362 | 205 | 146 | 43 | 16 |
1644 | " Dang! They mistook 'horseshoes' for "house shoes". | 1.3650 | 0.04493 | 200 | 144 | 39 | 17 |
1645 | Yeah? Well, I don't like your hat either. | 1.3650 | 0.04264 | 200 | 140 | 47 | 13 |
1646 | Really? Open-toed shoes. That's sagebrush out there. | 1.3650 | 0.04234 | 200 | 142 | 44 | 14 |
1647 | Before you say something, these are Manolos and not knock-offs. | 1.3650 | 0.04234 | 200 | 145 | 40 | 15 |
1648 | Jealous, cowboy? | 1.3650 | 0.04021 | 200 | 138 | 52 | 10 |
1649 | My hooves my choice | 1.3650 | 0.04234 | 200 | 142 | 44 | 14 |
1650 | That was a pretty damned discouraging word. | 1.3650 | 0.04264 | 200 | 140 | 47 | 13 |
1651 | The blue ones 'clip' and the red ones 'clop'. | 1.3650 | 0.04712 | 200 | 148 | 31 | 21 |
1652 | You're wondering about the shoes, admit it. | 1.3650 | 0.04322 | 200 | 141 | 45 | 14 |
1653 | What? Do I have something stuck in my teeth? | 1.3650 | 0.04322 | 200 | 141 | 45 | 14 |
1654 | There's a shoe store charge on my credit card bill. Know anything about it? | 1.3650 | 0.04322 | 200 | 141 | 45 | 14 |
1655 | I know what you're thinking... I look ridiculous wearing this saddle. | 1.3650 | 0.04322 | 200 | 141 | 45 | 14 |
1656 | What? You think they would look better with socks? | 1.3650 | 0.04204 | 200 | 139 | 49 | 12 |
1657 | Trust me. If I just click my hind legs, we'll be back home in Kansas. | 1.3650 | 0.04322 | 200 | 141 | 45 | 14 |
1658 | What I do in my own time is my own business | 1.3650 | 0.04380 | 200 | 142 | 43 | 15 |
1659 | Big date tonight? | 1.3650 | 0.03894 | 200 | 144 | 44 | 12 |
1660 | I tell you Lawrence, it’s the first thing the chicks notice | 1.3650 | 0.04380 | 200 | 142 | 43 | 15 |
1661 | These gender reveals are really getting out of hand | 1.3650 | 0.04264 | 200 | 140 | 47 | 13 |
1662 | I’ve got plans. | 1.3650 | 0.04322 | 200 | 141 | 45 | 14 |
1663 | Well, I think your hat looks ridiculous | 1.3650 | 0.04380 | 200 | 142 | 43 | 15 |
1664 | You change your hat I'll change my shoes😂. | 1.3650 | 0.04493 | 200 | 144 | 39 | 17 |
1665 | Saddle up hombre, we're going dancing. | 1.3645 | 0.04277 | 203 | 143 | 46 | 14 |
1666 | You can't walk into a bar wearing those. | 1.3645 | 0.04277 | 203 | 148 | 38 | 17 |
1667 | Manolo Blahnik, Jimmy Choo, I can't make up my mind..... | 1.3645 | 0.03858 | 203 | 148 | 41 | 14 |
1668 | ...and my pronouns are They/Them. | 1.3636 | 0.04580 | 198 | 144 | 36 | 18 |
1669 | No, they don't make you ankles look fat. | 1.3636 | 0.02471 | 198 | 150 | 39 | 9 |
1670 | 80s night at the rodeo again? | 1.3636 | 0.04231 | 198 | 138 | 48 | 12 |
1671 | I gotta be me. | 1.3636 | 0.04108 | 198 | 136 | 52 | 10 |
1672 | I remember some loco weed. Then a cute pony said, " let's paint your toenails," and then I woke up like this. | 1.3636 | 0.04495 | 198 | 145 | 35 | 18 |
1673 | You told me that to really understand you, I should walk a mile in your shoes. | 1.3636 | 0.04231 | 198 | 138 | 48 | 12 |
1674 | It ain't about political parties, Tex, and it ain't about gender ambivalence. It's about somebody not knowing how to shoe a horse. | 1.3636 | 0.04409 | 198 | 141 | 42 | 15 |
1675 | You, look silly in that hat.. | 1.3636 | 0.04467 | 198 | 142 | 40 | 16 |
1676 | What's your excuse for not having a mask | 1.3636 | 0.04321 | 198 | 145 | 37 | 16 |
1677 | The hat's a little much, don't you think? | 1.3636 | 0.04467 | 198 | 142 | 40 | 16 |
1678 | I’m very sorry, Silver, but the Governor says we must socially distance. | 1.3636 | 0.04745 | 198 | 147 | 30 | 21 |
1679 | Don't ask, Don't tell. | 1.3636 | 0.03645 | 198 | 142 | 46 | 10 |
1680 | They're different colors so I know which ones to rotate. | 1.3636 | 0.04231 | 198 | 138 | 48 | 12 |
1681 | I said horseshoes. Those are cross trainers | 1.3636 | 0.04350 | 198 | 142 | 41 | 15 |
1682 | As soon as you remove that ridiculous hat. | 1.3636 | 0.04231 | 198 | 138 | 48 | 12 |
1683 | In my defense, they were the only four they had in my size. | 1.3636 | 0.04350 | 198 | 140 | 44 | 14 |
1684 | I get it. You heard me say I was putting you out to stud, and you think it's party time. | 1.3636 | 0.04524 | 198 | 143 | 38 | 17 |
1685 | It was BOGO so I figured, "Why not?" | 1.3636 | 0.04636 | 198 | 145 | 34 | 19 |
1686 | Well, of course you have to break them in first. | 1.3636 | 0.03274 | 198 | 147 | 40 | 11 |
1687 | Yea......Should have gone with the boots. | 1.3636 | 0.04108 | 198 | 136 | 52 | 10 |
1688 | Tim, I think we should talk about toxic masculinity. | 1.3636 | 0.04108 | 198 | 136 | 52 | 10 |
1689 | I’m nonpartisan. | 1.3636 | 0.04350 | 198 | 140 | 44 | 14 |
1690 | It shouldn't be difficult for you to wrap your head around gender fluidity Jack! | 1.3636 | 0.02901 | 198 | 147 | 41 | 10 |
1691 | Yeah sure, but first you lose the hat. | 1.3636 | 0.04467 | 198 | 142 | 40 | 16 |
1692 | You've been seeing that Parisian blacksmith again, haven't you? | 1.3632 | 0.04362 | 201 | 143 | 43 | 15 |
1693 | Have you been using my Amazon account, again?" | 1.3632 | 0.04530 | 201 | 146 | 37 | 18 |
1694 | Don't tell me. This is your first rodeo. | 1.3632 | 0.04305 | 201 | 142 | 45 | 14 |
1695 | Listen Bill, in all our years I never mentioned the hat. You’re going to need to give me this | 1.3632 | 0.04305 | 201 | 142 | 45 | 14 |
1696 | Yes, I've been seeing someone else. How did you know? | 1.3627 | 0.04145 | 204 | 142 | 50 | 12 |
1697 | It’s called fashion, Walker. Look it up. | 1.3627 | 0.04481 | 204 | 148 | 38 | 18 |
1698 | Well, come on, Joe, I don't think rhinestone cowboys should have all the fun. | 1.3627 | 0.04260 | 204 | 144 | 46 | 14 |
1699 | I didn't say whores' shoes, Buck! | 1.3622 | 0.04612 | 196 | 143 | 35 | 18 |
1700 | With a long sigh, Hank whispered to himself, "Well, horses actually are red-green colorblind." | 1.3622 | 0.04497 | 196 | 141 | 39 | 16 |
1701 | No really, they actually make you faster. | 1.3622 | 0.04319 | 196 | 138 | 45 | 13 |
1702 | What do you mean they don't match? I was lucky to find ANY shoes in your size! | 1.3622 | 0.04438 | 196 | 140 | 41 | 15 |
1703 | It’s for the gender reveal party. They’re having twins. | 1.3622 | 0.04258 | 196 | 137 | 47 | 12 |
1704 | They were buy one pair get one free. | 1.3622 | 0.04438 | 196 | 140 | 41 | 15 |
1705 | Why don’t you ever wear the heels I bought you for your birthday? | 1.3622 | 0.04497 | 196 | 141 | 39 | 16 |
1706 | Oh God, I can't feel my toes! | 1.3622 | 0.04497 | 196 | 141 | 39 | 16 |
1707 | These shoes were made for walkin', Ted. | 1.3618 | 0.04332 | 199 | 141 | 44 | 14 |
1708 | You like them? I got them on Rodeo Drive. | 1.3618 | 0.04390 | 199 | 142 | 42 | 15 |
1709 | Do these shoes make me look fat? | 1.3618 | 0.04390 | 199 | 142 | 42 | 15 |
1710 | Come on, you promised...and I’m wearing my dancing shoes. | 1.3618 | 0.04332 | 199 | 141 | 44 | 14 |
1711 | You know, I think you should have chosen the saddle shoes. | 1.3618 | 0.04153 | 199 | 138 | 50 | 11 |
1712 | Let's see them call me a dark horse now. | 1.3618 | 0.04273 | 199 | 140 | 46 | 13 |
1713 | I haven’t seen my feet in years. | 1.3618 | 0.04561 | 199 | 145 | 36 | 18 |
1714 | You didn't check the mirror before you left the stable, did you? | 1.3618 | 0.04670 | 199 | 147 | 32 | 20 |
1715 | Technically, that’s salsa. The trot is red, red blue, blue. | 1.3618 | 0.04505 | 199 | 144 | 38 | 17 |
1716 | I never asked why your hat is so large. | 1.3618 | 0.04361 | 199 | 144 | 39 | 16 |
1717 | The lumbar support in horseshoes is terrible | 1.3618 | 0.04505 | 199 | 144 | 38 | 17 |
1718 | Because the high heels were killing me, that's why. | 1.3618 | 0.04390 | 199 | 142 | 42 | 15 |
1719 | So you think Texas is a swing state too? | 1.3618 | 0.04505 | 199 | 144 | 38 | 17 |
1720 | I was hoping for a kitten heel but the smithy said they'd exasperate my charley horse. | 1.3618 | 0.04390 | 199 | 142 | 42 | 15 |
1721 | Would it kill you to change out of your work clothes on date night? | 1.3618 | 0.04213 | 199 | 139 | 48 | 12 |
1722 | One day every horse will be wearing shoes and we’ll be rich. | 1.3618 | 0.04213 | 199 | 139 | 48 | 12 |
1723 | I didn’t know they were yours. | 1.3614 | 0.04229 | 202 | 144 | 44 | 14 |
1724 | This always happens when you order shoes online. | 1.3614 | 0.04344 | 202 | 146 | 40 | 16 |
1725 | That's what happens when you order online. | 1.3614 | 0.04511 | 202 | 147 | 37 | 18 |
1726 | I borrowed them from your girlfriend when you said I needed some whore's shoes. | 1.3608 | 0.04586 | 194 | 141 | 36 | 17 |
1727 | I heard the blacksmiths had go through diversity training | 1.3608 | 0.04868 | 194 | 146 | 26 | 22 |
1728 | Seriously, how often do you really look at a man's shoes? | 1.3608 | 0.04701 | 194 | 143 | 32 | 19 |
1729 | Neither one. I like the stilettos better. | 1.3608 | 0.04316 | 194 | 139 | 41 | 14 |
1730 | I didn’t hear you come home last night. | 1.3608 | 0.04158 | 194 | 134 | 50 | 10 |
1731 | I found the shoes at the bridle shop. | 1.3608 | 0.04061 | 194 | 140 | 41 | 13 |
1732 | I think the expression is “Horse of a Different Color”, not “Horse Shoes of a Different Color.” | 1.3608 | 0.04644 | 194 | 142 | 34 | 18 |
1733 | Sure, they're comfortable. But that's not the point now, is it? | 1.3608 | 0.04527 | 194 | 140 | 38 | 16 |
1734 | So sue me for trying to spice up the relationship a bit. | 1.3608 | 0.04408 | 194 | 138 | 42 | 14 |
1735 | They didn't have any in purple. | 1.3608 | 0.04158 | 194 | 134 | 50 | 10 |
1736 | These don’t even f*cking match, Dale. | 1.3604 | 0.04301 | 197 | 139 | 45 | 13 |
1737 | Mules. I should have gotten mules. | 1.3600 | 0.04541 | 200 | 146 | 36 | 18 |
1738 | You would tell me if I looked ridiculous, right? | 1.3600 | 0.04314 | 200 | 142 | 44 | 14 |
1739 | they were out of brown....... | 1.3596 | 0.04492 | 203 | 148 | 37 | 18 |
1740 | I need a new saddle. | 1.3596 | 0.04212 | 203 | 143 | 47 | 13 |
1741 | You don’t say a word about my horse slippers and I will forgo all my jokes regarding the short cowboy with the ridiculous hat taller than he is. | 1.3594 | 0.04588 | 192 | 142 | 32 | 18 |
1742 | You specifically said, ‘Let’s play a game of horseshoes,’ | 1.3594 | 0.04118 | 192 | 132 | 51 | 9 |
1743 | You forgot your socks. | 1.3594 | 0.04558 | 192 | 139 | 37 | 16 |
1744 | Funny story, actually—turns out, my front hooves are slightly bigger than my hind hooves. | 1.3594 | 0.04498 | 192 | 138 | 39 | 15 |
1745 | All you needed was a mask. | 1.3594 | 0.04848 | 192 | 144 | 27 | 21 |
1746 | Did you have too much pizzaz for your posse too? | 1.3594 | 0.04558 | 192 | 139 | 37 | 16 |
1747 | I'm gonna need an Italian saddle now. | 1.3590 | 0.04808 | 156 | 110 | 36 | 10 |
1748 | You're probably wondering, why not boots? | 1.3590 | 0.04141 | 195 | 135 | 50 | 10 |
1749 | Which pair goes best with my saddle? | 1.3590 | 0.04141 | 195 | 140 | 42 | 13 |
1750 | At least you’re not wearing the crocs anymore... | 1.3590 | 0.04109 | 195 | 137 | 47 | 11 |
1751 | Don't judge me. | 1.3579 | 0.04404 | 190 | 135 | 42 | 13 |
1752 | Is that what you're going to wear? | 1.3579 | 0.04710 | 190 | 140 | 32 | 18 |
1753 | Oh, these? | 1.3579 | 0.04211 | 190 | 132 | 48 | 10 |
1754 | If this is a gender reveal, I’m confused. | 1.3579 | 0.04651 | 190 | 139 | 34 | 17 |
1755 | No offense, but the hat screams 'Napoleon complex'. | 1.3579 | 0.04404 | 190 | 135 | 42 | 13 |
1756 | Does my saddle look too tight? | 1.3579 | 0.04341 | 190 | 134 | 44 | 12 |
1757 | Red is for port. Green is for starboard. Go back and try again. | 1.3579 | 0.04590 | 190 | 138 | 36 | 16 |
1758 | I told you there was no hoof support in those, but no, you had to have them | 1.3579 | 0.04276 | 190 | 133 | 46 | 11 |
1759 | Have You Been in my Closet? | 1.3579 | 0.04467 | 190 | 136 | 40 | 14 |
1760 | Trigger, the red shoes are darling. The green ones, meh. | 1.3579 | 0.04144 | 190 | 133 | 47 | 10 |
1761 | horse shoes?.... I thought you said house shoes. | 1.3579 | 0.04769 | 190 | 141 | 30 | 19 |
1762 | While you may be an Old Cowhand from the Rio Grande, I'm a Prancing Stallion from Manhattan. So there!" | 1.3579 | 0.04467 | 190 | 136 | 40 | 14 |
1763 | I'm a horse of different colors. | 1.3579 | 0.04211 | 190 | 132 | 48 | 10 |
1764 | Step one: THINK like a triple crown winner! | 1.3575 | 0.03804 | 179 | 135 | 32 | 12 |
1765 | Business in the front, rodeo in the back. | 1.3575 | 0.04231 | 193 | 140 | 39 | 14 |
1766 | Would You want to wear steel shoes? | 1.3575 | 0.04418 | 193 | 138 | 41 | 14 |
1767 | Actually, I'm a horse of two different colors! | 1.3575 | 0.04656 | 193 | 142 | 33 | 18 |
1768 | Think we ordered from the same catalog! | 1.3575 | 0.04882 | 193 | 146 | 25 | 22 |
1769 | You really don't think they make my butt look big? | 1.3575 | 0.04656 | 193 | 142 | 33 | 18 |
1770 | I just needed to feel like a filly again, you know? | 1.3571 | 0.04124 | 196 | 136 | 50 | 10 |
1771 | The virus stole my sense of taste | 1.3564 | 0.04498 | 188 | 135 | 39 | 14 |
1772 | That’s when it occurred to Barton that he’d forgotten one crucial word in his online search for horseshoes. | 1.3564 | 0.04370 | 188 | 133 | 43 | 12 |
1773 | They were out of horseshoes | 1.3564 | 0.04370 | 188 | 133 | 43 | 12 |
1774 | I just hope my wife doesn't see us. | 1.3564 | 0.04370 | 188 | 133 | 43 | 12 |
1775 | I know they’re yours, and I’ll take them off when you start wearing a mask. | 1.3564 | 0.04237 | 188 | 138 | 36 | 14 |
1776 | I couldn't decide so I bought both. | 1.3560 | 0.04126 | 191 | 132 | 50 | 9 |
1777 | Well sure, but you didn’t say WHERE the different color had to be. | 1.3560 | 0.04747 | 191 | 142 | 30 | 19 |
1778 | You didn't specify which type of horseshoe, Pete. | 1.3560 | 0.04258 | 191 | 134 | 46 | 11 |
1779 | What? They came in his & hers | 1.3560 | 0.04862 | 191 | 144 | 26 | 21 |
1780 | Because iron is, like, sooooo last century! | 1.3557 | 0.04338 | 194 | 138 | 43 | 13 |
1781 | Horses are dichromatic, not colorblind pardner. | 1.3557 | 0.03205 | 194 | 144 | 41 | 9 |
1782 | I know, I know...drunk shopping online again. | 1.3550 | 0.04188 | 200 | 141 | 47 | 12 |
1783 | We are NOT getting a saddle to match your shoes! | 1.3550 | 0.04306 | 200 | 143 | 43 | 14 |
1784 | They’re Mare Jordans | 1.3548 | 0.04196 | 186 | 129 | 48 | 9 |
1785 | No, I have never heard of a "gender-reveal" promenade. | 1.3548 | 0.04593 | 186 | 135 | 36 | 15 |
1786 | Have you been reading Doctor Seuss again? | 1.3548 | 0.04593 | 186 | 135 | 36 | 15 |
1787 | Who said you could wear open-toed shoes? | 1.3548 | 0.04718 | 186 | 137 | 32 | 17 |
1788 | You're wearing a penis on your head and you're criticizing my look? | 1.3548 | 0.04656 | 186 | 136 | 34 | 16 |
1789 | What do you mean you identify as non-binary? | 1.3548 | 0.04464 | 186 | 133 | 40 | 13 |
1790 | I you are wearing that hat then I am wearing these shoes | 1.3548 | 0.04656 | 186 | 136 | 34 | 16 |
1791 | You have your hat. I have my shoes. | 1.3548 | 0.04332 | 186 | 131 | 44 | 11 |
1792 | This way we’ll cover our tracks . | 1.3548 | 0.04464 | 186 | 133 | 40 | 13 |
1793 | Despite my best efforts, I still feel like I have two left feet. | 1.3548 | 0.04399 | 186 | 132 | 42 | 12 |
1794 | You’ll have to show me what’s under that hat first. | 1.3545 | 0.03907 | 189 | 135 | 44 | 10 |
1795 | Trigger? I told you that you can't be both a Republican and a Democrat! | 1.3545 | 0.04723 | 189 | 140 | 31 | 18 |
1796 | You'll never guess what they're out of. | 1.3545 | 0.04219 | 189 | 132 | 47 | 10 |
1797 | You're not the only one that gets bored. | 1.3545 | 0.04083 | 189 | 130 | 51 | 8 |
1798 | I’d say the front pair is a little bit Country and the back a little bit Rock ‘N Roll. | 1.3545 | 0.04350 | 189 | 134 | 43 | 12 |
1799 | This must be your first rodeo....? | 1.3545 | 0.04602 | 189 | 138 | 35 | 16 |
1800 | I love shoes and I love shopping. So shoot me. | 1.3545 | 0.04350 | 189 | 134 | 43 | 12 |
1801 | It's 2020 Dale. Hop on or back off. | 1.3545 | 0.04540 | 189 | 137 | 37 | 15 |
1802 | The only reason you’re still taller than me is because you’re in heels | 1.3545 | 0.04840 | 189 | 142 | 27 | 20 |
1803 | I see you've been to the Shoe Barn | 1.3545 | 0.04350 | 189 | 134 | 43 | 12 |
1804 | I would go with the designer pair. | 1.3545 | 0.04350 | 189 | 136 | 40 | 13 |
1805 | Stand behind me and say that again. | 1.3545 | 0.04540 | 189 | 137 | 37 | 15 |
1806 | Too wild? | 1.3545 | 0.04350 | 189 | 134 | 43 | 12 |
1807 | Should I go with the satin or velvet saddle? | 1.3545 | 0.04415 | 189 | 135 | 41 | 13 |
1808 | My pronouns are they, them. | 1.3545 | 0.04540 | 189 | 137 | 37 | 15 |
1809 | Why the long hat, Fred? | 1.3545 | 0.04602 | 189 | 138 | 35 | 16 |
1810 | No big deal, I'm colorblind. | 1.3545 | 0.04219 | 189 | 132 | 47 | 10 |
1811 | I know they aren’t practical, but I got a terrific deal. | 1.3545 | 0.04252 | 189 | 140 | 34 | 15 |
1812 | As a Texan, I'm undecided in 2020. | 1.3545 | 0.04415 | 189 | 135 | 41 | 13 |
1813 | Well--more practical than the high heals | 1.3545 | 0.02003 | 189 | 139 | 46 | 4 |
1814 | I’m leaving you to pursue my career in tap dancing | 1.3545 | 0.04350 | 189 | 136 | 40 | 13 |
1815 | I guess that’s why you don’t name a horse Imelda | 1.3545 | 0.04540 | 189 | 137 | 37 | 15 |
1816 | When Jimmy woke up he realised that maybe he did not have that drunken threesome after all. | 1.3545 | 0.04540 | 189 | 137 | 37 | 15 |
1817 | Hey cowboy, my eyes are up here! | 1.3542 | 0.04366 | 192 | 137 | 42 | 13 |
1818 | Like my mules? | 1.3538 | 0.04440 | 195 | 141 | 39 | 15 |
1819 | Oh, says the guy with no girlfriend and leather chaps. | 1.3533 | 0.04429 | 184 | 131 | 41 | 12 |
1820 | I guess the new smith, didn't know if you were a mare or a gelding? | 1.3532 | 0.04782 | 201 | 153 | 25 | 23 |
1821 | Hey man, I don’t see color. | 1.3532 | 0.04569 | 201 | 149 | 33 | 19 |
1822 | You didn't like the flip-flops either. | 1.3529 | 0.04572 | 187 | 136 | 36 | 15 |
1823 | When the other ‘boys said you were “all hat, no cattle,” they didn’t know the half of it. | 1.3529 | 0.04444 | 187 | 134 | 40 | 13 |
1824 | Damn autocorrect! I meant galloping around town, NOT galavanting around town | 1.3529 | 0.04280 | 187 | 134 | 41 | 12 |
1825 | They're my dancing shoes. | 1.3526 | 0.04395 | 190 | 136 | 41 | 13 |
1826 | Which go best with my saddle -- the pink or the green? | 1.3526 | 0.04168 | 190 | 135 | 44 | 11 |
1827 | What? You said I needed new shoes. | 1.3526 | 0.04331 | 190 | 135 | 43 | 12 |
1828 | You're the one who had me gelded,so cut me a little slack here. | 1.3526 | 0.04267 | 190 | 134 | 45 | 11 |
1829 | They're supposed to increase horsepower by 5 percent. | 1.3526 | 0.04458 | 190 | 137 | 39 | 14 |
1830 | ... and now I can't get them off | 1.3526 | 0.04581 | 190 | 139 | 35 | 16 |
1831 | « I thought the bowling lanes let you keep them, no horsing around!» | 1.3526 | 0.04581 | 190 | 139 | 35 | 16 |
1832 | It's called fashion, Steve. | 1.3523 | 0.04409 | 193 | 139 | 40 | 14 |
1833 | It does hide the bald spot. | 1.3523 | 0.04222 | 193 | 136 | 46 | 11 |
1834 | Lovely, but you couldn’t find your saddle shoes? | 1.3523 | 0.04470 | 193 | 140 | 38 | 15 |
1835 | Metal is soo yesterday. | 1.3523 | 0.04285 | 193 | 137 | 44 | 12 |
1836 | Well, I don't like your hat. | 1.3516 | 0.04850 | 182 | 136 | 28 | 18 |
1837 | We'll need to rotate them every thousand miles or so. | 1.3516 | 0.04526 | 182 | 131 | 38 | 13 |
1838 | If you tell me where you bought your hat I’ll tell you where I bought my shoes. | 1.3516 | 0.04526 | 182 | 131 | 38 | 13 |
1839 | No Roy, I didn't say "whore's shoes." | 1.3516 | 0.04723 | 182 | 134 | 32 | 16 |
1840 | What name did they say again, Dorothy or Elvis? | 1.3516 | 0.04974 | 182 | 138 | 24 | 20 |
1841 | Blacksmith's working from home. | 1.3516 | 0.04390 | 182 | 129 | 42 | 11 |
1842 | Oh, yeah? Well I think your hat looks stupid. | 1.3516 | 0.04250 | 182 | 127 | 46 | 9 |
1843 | Lose the hat first, then we can talk. | 1.3516 | 0.04593 | 182 | 132 | 36 | 14 |
1844 | Yeah, I know. A talking horse. | 1.3516 | 0.03141 | 182 | 137 | 36 | 9 |
1845 | What, do I have something in my teeth? | 1.3516 | 0.04390 | 182 | 129 | 42 | 11 |
1846 | Elvis a coming and Judy Garland a going. | 1.3516 | 0.04723 | 182 | 134 | 32 | 16 |
1847 | You're really gonna judge me with that hat on? | 1.3516 | 0.04659 | 182 | 133 | 34 | 15 |
1848 | Am I too hot to trot? | 1.3516 | 0.04787 | 182 | 135 | 30 | 17 |
1849 | Everything isn't always black and white, partner. | 1.3515 | 0.04924 | 165 | 121 | 30 | 14 |
1850 | Now that I gave you those horseshoes you wanted, you expect me to carry you? | 1.3500 | 0.05012 | 180 | 137 | 23 | 20 |
1851 | Well if you must know, my mother was part Lipizzaner. What’s your excuse for the hat? | 1.3500 | 0.04277 | 180 | 126 | 45 | 9 |
1852 | Ever have one of those days when you just can't make up your mind? | 1.3500 | 0.04054 | 180 | 123 | 51 | 6 |
1853 | I’m a horseshoe influencer. | 1.3500 | 0.04626 | 180 | 131 | 35 | 14 |
1854 | I guess you heard they are shooting this western in technicolor? | 1.3500 | 0.04130 | 180 | 134 | 34 | 12 |
1855 | Bad news. The dancing bear got the job. | 1.3497 | 0.04637 | 183 | 134 | 34 | 15 |
1856 | Look, you can lead me to water, but I’ll make sure I look damn good getting there! | 1.3497 | 0.04506 | 183 | 132 | 38 | 13 |
1857 | Okay, now you go walk a mile in my shoes. | 1.3483 | 0.04451 | 178 | 127 | 40 | 11 |
1858 | These are horseshoes version 2.0 | 1.3483 | 0.04660 | 178 | 135 | 26 | 17 |
1859 | Sockless too - on point buddy. | 1.3483 | 0.04521 | 178 | 128 | 38 | 12 |
1860 | Hopefully this draws attention away from the fact that you can talk. | 1.3483 | 0.04925 | 178 | 134 | 26 | 18 |
1861 | My blacksmith was a bit of a shoe freak. What's your excuse for the hat? | 1.3483 | 0.04794 | 178 | 132 | 30 | 16 |
1862 | Well, the blue pair bring out your eyes, but the pink pair go with your giant erection | 1.3483 | 0.04625 | 178 | 134 | 28 | 16 |
1863 | You said we were going out tonight. | 1.3483 | 0.03669 | 178 | 127 | 44 | 7 |
1864 | Oh! But the hat IS au courant? | 1.3483 | 0.04521 | 178 | 128 | 38 | 12 |
1865 | Of course they’re expensive and uncomfortable, they’re Jimmy Horse-Choos. . | 1.3483 | 0.04727 | 178 | 131 | 32 | 15 |
1866 | Take them off before you come in the house. | 1.3466 | 0.04103 | 176 | 121 | 49 | 6 |
1867 | Well, you said I needed new shoes. | 1.3466 | 0.04334 | 176 | 124 | 43 | 9 |
1868 | The red ones.” | 1.3466 | 0.04624 | 176 | 128 | 35 | 13 |
1869 | Seriously? Now you tell me? Had I known we were walking, I would have never worn these shoes. | 1.3464 | 0.04569 | 179 | 130 | 36 | 13 |
1870 | I’m tired of them taking my damn shoes! Let’s see them play horseshoes with these. | 1.3464 | 0.04430 | 179 | 128 | 40 | 11 |
1871 | Home on the range...where perhaps more discouraging words should be heard. | 1.3457 | 0.04406 | 162 | 113 | 42 | 7 |
1872 | Don't judge me. They were buy one, get one free. | 1.3457 | 0.05130 | 162 | 122 | 24 | 16 |
1873 | I'm a horse, these are shoes. Doesn't get simpler than that. | 1.3455 | 0.04439 | 165 | 116 | 41 | 8 |
1874 | Are we going to have a problem with this? | 1.3455 | 0.04602 | 165 | 118 | 37 | 10 |
1875 | So, this must be your first rodeo. | 1.3448 | 0.04513 | 174 | 125 | 38 | 11 |
1876 | Somebody pitched the old ones. | 1.3448 | 0.04867 | 174 | 130 | 28 | 16 |
1877 | Do you think the red ones make my haunches look big? | 1.3448 | 0.04513 | 174 | 130 | 30 | 14 |
1878 | It was Amazon Prime day | 1.3448 | 0.04658 | 174 | 127 | 34 | 13 |
1879 | Do these colors wash me out? | 1.3448 | 0.04363 | 174 | 130 | 33 | 11 |
1880 | This wasn't what I had in mind when I gave you money to go get shoed. | 1.3448 | 0.04658 | 174 | 127 | 34 | 13 |
1881 | I got tired of TSA frisking me every time I went through a metal detector.. | 1.3448 | 0.04513 | 174 | 125 | 38 | 11 |
1882 | The blacksmith was closed. | 1.3448 | 0.04513 | 174 | 125 | 38 | 11 |
1883 | I have a date later. | 1.3448 | 0.04325 | 174 | 130 | 31 | 13 |
1884 | Do these red shoes make my ass look big? | 1.3448 | 0.04729 | 174 | 128 | 32 | 14 |
1885 | No, those shoes don't make you look fat. | 1.3448 | 0.04586 | 174 | 126 | 36 | 12 |
1886 | They said the green ones were better for “clipping” and the red ones better for “clopping” | 1.3448 | 0.04729 | 174 | 128 | 32 | 14 |
1887 | New shoes,Bob? | 1.3448 | 0.04729 | 174 | 128 | 32 | 14 |
1888 | I just need to know, is there an end game? | 1.3448 | 0.04798 | 174 | 129 | 30 | 15 |
1889 | Are these too gay? | 1.3448 | 0.04867 | 174 | 130 | 28 | 16 |
1890 | Alex... Peggy... Your costume is seamless... | 1.3448 | 0.04658 | 174 | 127 | 34 | 13 |
1891 | In hindsight... well I don’t have hindsight | 1.3448 | 0.04439 | 174 | 124 | 40 | 10 |
1892 | So what you’re saying is you want me to tap my front hoof if it’s a boy? And my back hoof if it’s a girl? | 1.3448 | 0.04363 | 174 | 128 | 34 | 12 |
1893 | Didn’t they say it was a fancy-dress posse? | 1.3448 | 0.05002 | 174 | 132 | 24 | 18 |
1894 | I’m wearing them because I’M the one doing all of the walking, Jim! | 1.3448 | 0.04798 | 174 | 129 | 30 | 15 |
1895 | It’s who I am | 1.3448 | 0.04513 | 174 | 125 | 38 | 11 |
1896 | Listen Eric, my wife's gonna be home any minute now. So if you don't put everything back, she's gonna think somethings up. | 1.3448 | 0.04550 | 174 | 128 | 33 | 13 |
1897 | And I suppose you'll be wanting new saddlebags now too! | 1.3448 | 0.04586 | 174 | 126 | 36 | 12 |
1898 | Sure. As long as you feel well supported. | 1.3448 | 0.02661 | 174 | 130 | 38 | 6 |
1899 | The constant clippety-clop was driving me crazy. | 1.3436 | 0.04717 | 163 | 118 | 34 | 11 |
1900 | Let's just say my two previous riders won't be needin' these anymore. | 1.3430 | 0.04835 | 172 | 128 | 29 | 15 |
1901 | I’m gay. I’m your gay horse. Deal with it. | 1.3430 | 0.04692 | 172 | 126 | 33 | 13 |
1902 | So my dressage lesson isn't today? | 1.3430 | 0.04692 | 172 | 126 | 33 | 13 |
1903 | We're not going anywhere so why can't I wear my house shoes? | 1.3430 | 0.04470 | 172 | 123 | 39 | 10 |
1904 | The blacksmith was closed, so I went to Lady Foot Locker. | 1.3430 | 0.04692 | 172 | 126 | 33 | 13 |
1905 | Don't you step on my blue suede shoes, or you'll be seein' the red ones | 1.3430 | 0.04692 | 172 | 126 | 33 | 13 |
1906 | Why aren’t you wearing socks? | 1.3430 | 0.04470 | 172 | 123 | 39 | 10 |
1907 | Do these shoes make my butt look big? | 1.3430 | 0.04619 | 172 | 125 | 35 | 12 |
1908 | I like your hat, Steve. | 1.3430 | 0.04545 | 172 | 124 | 37 | 11 |
1909 | The horseshoe selection was great, but these were half off. | 1.3430 | 0.04393 | 172 | 122 | 41 | 9 |
1910 | Yes, a horse divided against itself can, in fact, stand | 1.3430 | 0.04905 | 172 | 129 | 27 | 16 |
1911 | I love a BOGO | 1.3430 | 0.05042 | 172 | 131 | 23 | 18 |
1912 | Just try the sequinned vest I got you. | 1.3430 | 0.04393 | 172 | 122 | 41 | 9 |
1913 | Sure, they look great, but the heels are killing me. | 1.3430 | 0.04545 | 172 | 124 | 37 | 11 |
1914 | The blacksmith thought I said “whore shoes”. | 1.3430 | 0.04974 | 172 | 130 | 25 | 17 |
1915 | I couldn’t decide so I bought both colors. | 1.3430 | 0.04545 | 172 | 124 | 37 | 11 |
1916 | I finally found a ferrier who carries Ferragamos. | 1.3430 | 0.04545 | 172 | 124 | 37 | 11 |
1917 | Do you ever feel like you just don’t fit in—no matter where you go or what you do? | 1.3430 | 0.04692 | 172 | 126 | 33 | 13 |
1918 | Fine. I’ll take back the Ferragamos but I’m keeping the Jimmy Choos. | 1.3430 | 0.04619 | 172 | 125 | 35 | 12 |
1919 | Cliff! This is a DUDE ranch! | 1.3430 | 0.04470 | 172 | 123 | 39 | 10 |
1920 | You're drunk Harold. Go home | 1.3430 | 0.04315 | 172 | 121 | 43 | 8 |
1921 | They are the new Mare Jordans. | 1.3430 | 0.04764 | 172 | 127 | 31 | 14 |
1922 | Nope, I don't think they make you look fat." | 1.3429 | 0.04267 | 175 | 135 | 25 | 15 |
1923 | But without them my feet hurt | 1.3429 | 0.05043 | 175 | 134 | 22 | 19 |
1924 | OK, I'll change my hat if you promise to take me into town. | 1.3429 | 0.04029 | 175 | 129 | 36 | 10 |
1925 | Do you think plaid or paisley for my saddle? | 1.3429 | 0.04418 | 175 | 125 | 40 | 10 |
1926 | I was hoping for some matching saddle shoes. | 1.3429 | 0.04343 | 175 | 124 | 42 | 9 |
1927 | What? I'm trying to be more bipartisan. | 1.3429 | 0.04635 | 175 | 128 | 34 | 13 |
1928 | Let's dance. | 1.3429 | 0.04267 | 175 | 123 | 44 | 8 |
1929 | These are so uncomfortable I’d rather have nails driven into my hoofs | 1.3429 | 0.04564 | 175 | 127 | 36 | 12 |
1930 | This is the last time I go to the bar with you. | 1.3429 | 0.04564 | 175 | 127 | 36 | 12 |
1931 | I don’t mention your hat, why you mention my shoes? | 1.3429 | 0.04492 | 175 | 126 | 38 | 11 |
1932 | I don't know how you walk in these things! | 1.3412 | 0.04653 | 170 | 124 | 34 | 12 |
1933 | I've let you rein me in for too long, Greg. | 1.3412 | 0.04578 | 170 | 123 | 36 | 11 |
1934 | I'm guessing this must be a dude ranch. | 1.3412 | 0.04344 | 170 | 123 | 38 | 9 |
1935 | Well Scout, let's head home. Remember , what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. | 1.3412 | 0.04653 | 170 | 124 | 34 | 12 |
1936 | Too matchy-matchy-matchy-matchy? | 1.3412 | 0.04728 | 170 | 125 | 32 | 13 |
1937 | The lady blacksmith had new ideas. | 1.3412 | 0.04653 | 170 | 124 | 34 | 12 |
1938 | I’ll be darned. They really are one size fits all! | 1.3412 | 0.04578 | 170 | 123 | 36 | 11 |
1939 | But, this IS the real me, Gary. . | 1.3412 | 0.04344 | 170 | 120 | 42 | 8 |
1940 | Look, Ted, I’m just saying it’s high time we horses reclaim the whole ‘of a different color’ thing. | 1.3412 | 0.03787 | 170 | 128 | 32 | 10 |
1941 | I don’t care if they’re comfortable.... they’re not practical... | 1.3412 | 0.04462 | 170 | 124 | 35 | 11 |
1942 | True, 2 pair beat a pair. | 1.3410 | 0.04523 | 173 | 125 | 37 | 11 |
1943 | Ferragamo's ? Really ? | 1.3410 | 0.04949 | 173 | 131 | 25 | 17 |
1944 | HORSE SHOES! Jack-ass. I said "HORSE SHOES!" | 1.3410 | 0.04881 | 173 | 130 | 27 | 16 |
1945 | I swear I’ll never touch corn liquor agin | 1.3410 | 0.04255 | 173 | 124 | 40 | 9 |
1946 | Nice, huh? I have two pair just like them back at the stable. | 1.3410 | 0.03661 | 173 | 131 | 32 | 10 |
1947 | I suppose next you'll be wanting a surry with the fringe on top. | 1.3410 | 0.04255 | 173 | 124 | 40 | 9 |
1948 | Sorry, I woke up late and had to get ready in the dark. | 1.3410 | 0.04448 | 173 | 124 | 39 | 10 |
1949 | I’m definitely going to need orthotics. | 1.3410 | 0.04523 | 173 | 125 | 37 | 11 |
1950 | They say you need to walk in a persons shoes to really understand them. | 1.3410 | 0.04523 | 173 | 125 | 37 | 11 |
1951 | What do you think? Blue for lazy days around the barn. Red for nights out on the range. | 1.3410 | 0.04295 | 173 | 122 | 43 | 8 |
1952 | Metal shoes are so passe, Billy." | 1.3410 | 0.04448 | 173 | 127 | 36 | 10 |
1953 | I’ve found a new farrier. | 1.3410 | 0.04949 | 173 | 131 | 25 | 17 |
1954 | The metal ones were killing me. | 1.3410 | 0.04372 | 173 | 123 | 41 | 9 |
1955 | Who cares, Slim? No one can see my feet during this ridiculous ZOOM MEETING RODEO anyway... | 1.3410 | 0.04597 | 173 | 126 | 35 | 12 |
1956 | Can you tie them for me? | 1.3409 | 0.04470 | 176 | 127 | 38 | 11 |
1957 | We were playing horseshoes | 1.3400 | 0.04990 | 150 | 110 | 29 | 11 |
1958 | Which ones bring out my eyes? | 1.3396 | 0.04873 | 159 | 117 | 30 | 12 |
1959 | I decided to treat myself. | 1.3393 | 0.04688 | 168 | 123 | 33 | 12 |
1960 | With some venture capital funding, I can really disrupt the horseshoe industry. | 1.3393 | 0.04414 | 168 | 122 | 36 | 10 |
1961 | You seriously didn't think I was going to wear heels on the trail, did you Earl? | 1.3393 | 0.04373 | 168 | 119 | 41 | 8 |
1962 | Well, if you can wear that silly thing... | 1.3393 | 0.05124 | 168 | 129 | 21 | 18 |
1963 | I see you’ve been shopping on the internet again. | 1.3393 | 0.04373 | 168 | 119 | 41 | 8 |
1964 | Sam, next time you Google, it's spelled "farrier" | 1.3393 | 0.04373 | 168 | 119 | 41 | 8 |
1965 | Yes, I'm now a horse of a different color. | 1.3393 | 0.04688 | 168 | 123 | 33 | 12 |
1966 | Which ones say, "yipee ki yay?" | 1.3393 | 0.03945 | 168 | 119 | 43 | 6 |
1967 | Why yes, I am a Gift Horse! So why are you looking me in the face? | 1.3393 | 0.04533 | 168 | 121 | 37 | 10 |
1968 | I wasn't sure what you were wearing. | 1.3393 | 0.04122 | 168 | 116 | 47 | 5 |
1969 | I am never going to that blacksmith again. | 1.3393 | 0.04332 | 168 | 121 | 38 | 9 |
1970 | Maybe you should walk a mile in mine now. | 1.3392 | 0.04323 | 171 | 121 | 42 | 8 |
1971 | I prefer "they," "them" and "their." | 1.3385 | 0.05300 | 130 | 95 | 26 | 9 |
1972 | What? You told me "If only you were in my shoes"! | 1.3376 | 0.04913 | 157 | 116 | 29 | 12 |
1973 | You look like a horse’s ass in that hat! | 1.3373 | 0.04723 | 166 | 122 | 32 | 12 |
1974 | I got dressed in the dark this morning | 1.3373 | 0.04645 | 166 | 121 | 34 | 11 |
1975 | I’m just horsin’ around. | 1.3373 | 0.04566 | 166 | 122 | 33 | 11 |
1976 | Sorry, I can't go cattle rustling with my Gucci's... | 1.3373 | 0.04723 | 166 | 122 | 32 | 12 |
1977 | Turns out you nail about anything to a hoof and call it a shoe. | 1.3373 | 0.04403 | 166 | 118 | 40 | 8 |
1978 | I just had my Hoofs done... | 1.3373 | 0.04723 | 166 | 127 | 24 | 15 |
1979 | The matching saddlebag will be a challenge. | 1.3373 | 0.04486 | 166 | 119 | 38 | 9 |
1980 | Don’t worry, they won’t see them on Zoom! | 1.3373 | 0.04403 | 166 | 118 | 40 | 8 |
1981 | And all these years I thought you were coloredblind! | 1.3373 | 0.04645 | 166 | 121 | 34 | 11 |
1982 | I won them playing horseshoes. | 1.3373 | 0.04234 | 166 | 118 | 41 | 7 |
1983 | You know, I didn't say anything when you tried culottes. | 1.3373 | 0.04320 | 166 | 117 | 42 | 7 |
1984 | So you couldn’t take the time to find a coordinating saddle? | 1.3373 | 0.04486 | 166 | 119 | 38 | 9 |
1985 | It was a BOGO, Hank | 1.3373 | 0.04723 | 166 | 122 | 32 | 12 |
1986 | And my preferred pronouns are they/them. | 1.3373 | 0.04277 | 166 | 121 | 36 | 9 |
1987 | I'm sorry Bill I just don't see why we would waste a good nail, these fit just fine. | 1.3373 | 0.04277 | 166 | 119 | 39 | 8 |
1988 | Frank, I’ve logged you out of our Prime account. It’s for your own good. | 1.3373 | 0.04566 | 166 | 120 | 36 | 10 |
1989 | Well...you’re not even a real cowboy | 1.3373 | 0.04950 | 166 | 125 | 26 | 15 |
1990 | Why the long face, Harold? Didn’t get to the Nordstrom’s sale in time? | 1.3373 | 0.04645 | 166 | 121 | 34 | 11 |
1991 | You always have to show me up, don't you? | 1.3373 | 0.04432 | 169 | 121 | 39 | 9 |
1992 | Is it too much? | 1.3373 | 0.04432 | 169 | 121 | 39 | 9 |
1993 | The humiliation you’ll get used to. The hard part’s gonna be breakin’ them in. | 1.3373 | 0.04352 | 169 | 120 | 41 | 8 |
1994 | Stop pouting. I promise I won't stretch 'em out. | 1.3373 | 0.04352 | 169 | 120 | 41 | 8 |
1995 | Where do you get off saying I look stupid in this hat? | 1.3354 | 0.05351 | 164 | 129 | 15 | 20 |
1996 | No, it’s not a phallic symbol and I’m not trying to outshine you. | 1.3354 | 0.05137 | 164 | 126 | 21 | 17 |
1997 | At least you didn't wear socks. | 1.3354 | 0.05137 | 164 | 126 | 21 | 17 |
1998 | A different color indeed. | 1.3354 | 0.04476 | 164 | 122 | 31 | 11 |
1999 | They were out of the black ones | 1.3354 | 0.04680 | 164 | 120 | 33 | 11 |
2000 | Is that a ten gallon hat or are you just happy to see me? | 1.3354 | 0.04680 | 164 | 120 | 33 | 11 |
2001 | The saddle shoes didn’t come in cool colors. | 1.3354 | 0.04434 | 164 | 122 | 31 | 11 |
2002 | You sure you wanna go there, hat boy? | 1.3354 | 0.04600 | 164 | 119 | 35 | 10 |
2003 | Just breaking them in. | 1.3354 | 0.04349 | 164 | 116 | 41 | 7 |
2004 | Even the horses are divided. | 1.3354 | 0.04837 | 164 | 122 | 29 | 13 |
2005 | Home on the strange. | 1.3354 | 0.04990 | 164 | 124 | 25 | 15 |
2006 | My therapist told me to be myself, but I need shoes for that. | 1.3354 | 0.04759 | 164 | 121 | 31 | 12 |
2007 | Seriously, that's the hat you went with? | 1.3354 | 0.04262 | 164 | 115 | 43 | 6 |
2008 | Okay, slow down, you and your sister came across a wizard and then what? | 1.3354 | 0.04518 | 164 | 118 | 37 | 9 |
2009 | You’re not the horse I rode in on. | 1.3354 | 0.04434 | 164 | 117 | 39 | 8 |
2010 | I know what you are thinking but this is part of who I am. | 1.3354 | 0.04914 | 164 | 123 | 27 | 14 |
2011 | Step aside, Bucko. I don’t see a badge that says ‘Fashion Police.’ | 1.3354 | 0.04680 | 164 | 120 | 33 | 11 |
2012 | Um, no. I haven’t seen Vicki and Susan anywhere. Why are you asking? | 1.3354 | 0.04914 | 164 | 123 | 27 | 14 |
2013 | A horse with no name brands. | 1.3353 | 0.04997 | 167 | 127 | 24 | 16 |
2014 | I'm announcing my candidacy for presidential election as the real stable genius. #RealStableGenius | 1.3353 | 0.04622 | 167 | 122 | 34 | 11 |
2015 | You've heard of a clothes horse? I like shoes. | 1.3333 | 0.04716 | 162 | 119 | 32 | 11 |
2016 | Casual Friday. | 1.3333 | 0.04495 | 165 | 119 | 37 | 9 |
2017 | Some people see four blue shoes and some see four pink shoes. | 1.3333 | 0.04656 | 165 | 121 | 33 | 11 |
2018 | Yep, I prefer these to loafers as well, but it's always a bitch tying the laces | 1.3333 | 0.03579 | 165 | 124 | 34 | 7 |
2019 | I know the Jimmy Choos don't go with the Louboutin's, but I just couldn't decide... | 1.3333 | 0.04465 | 162 | 116 | 38 | 8 |
2020 | Well, Butch, I'm a gelding. What else do you suggest I do for excitement? | 1.3333 | 0.04735 | 165 | 122 | 31 | 12 |
2021 | I assume those shoes are made for walking? | 1.3333 | 0.04796 | 162 | 120 | 30 | 12 |
2022 | Too metro? | 1.3333 | 0.04108 | 165 | 120 | 38 | 7 |
2023 | Whatever it is you’re looking for in Hollywood—I hope you find it. | 1.3333 | 0.04954 | 162 | 122 | 26 | 14 |
2024 | You miss her, don't you? | 1.3333 | 0.03527 | 165 | 128 | 28 | 9 |
2025 | Don't blame me if you're too cheap to hire a real blacksmith. | 1.3333 | 0.04108 | 165 | 122 | 34 | 9 |
2026 | I wanted some slip-on options for when you’re not around | 1.3333 | 0.04576 | 165 | 120 | 35 | 10 |
2027 | It’s to cover my tracks! | 1.3333 | 0.04412 | 165 | 118 | 39 | 8 |
2028 | Saddle shoes aren’t as comfortable as I thought | 1.3333 | 0.04495 | 165 | 119 | 37 | 9 |
2029 | You said Rodeo Drive. | 1.3313 | 0.04691 | 163 | 120 | 32 | 11 |
2030 | Really Doug? Spurs? I thought we had an agreement! | 1.3313 | 0.04691 | 163 | 120 | 32 | 11 |
2031 | I'm taking up tap-dancing. | 1.3313 | 0.04691 | 163 | 120 | 32 | 11 |
2032 | I don’t wear socks in the summer. | 1.3313 | 0.04691 | 163 | 120 | 32 | 11 |
2033 | It turned out to be a nail saloon | 1.3313 | 0.04442 | 163 | 117 | 38 | 8 |
2034 | You think they clash with my saddle? | 1.3313 | 0.04527 | 163 | 118 | 36 | 9 |
2035 | I thought you said this was "business casual" | 1.3313 | 0.04771 | 163 | 121 | 30 | 12 |
2036 | Don’t worry, you can’t see them on Zoom. | 1.3313 | 0.04752 | 160 | 118 | 31 | 11 |
2037 | It’s called fashion. Ever heard of it? | 1.3313 | 0.04752 | 160 | 118 | 31 | 11 |
2038 | Now get me some pants | 1.3313 | 0.04994 | 160 | 121 | 25 | 14 |
2039 | Since I've retired I only wear slippers all day. | 1.3313 | 0.04583 | 160 | 116 | 35 | 9 |
2040 | What do you mean, "You didn't save the receipt?" | 1.3313 | 0.04409 | 160 | 114 | 39 | 7 |
2041 | They didn't have them in brown? | 1.3313 | 0.03284 | 160 | 120 | 34 | 6 |
2042 | Be honest. Do they make me look like two people inside a horse costume? | 1.3313 | 0.04994 | 160 | 121 | 25 | 14 |
2043 | Be honest, do these shoes make me look like a horse? | 1.3313 | 0.04834 | 160 | 119 | 29 | 12 |
2044 | You can be Elvis Presley or Judy Garland, but you can't be both. | 1.3313 | 0.04668 | 160 | 117 | 33 | 10 |
2045 | Miami blacksmith. | 1.3313 | 0.04668 | 160 | 117 | 33 | 10 |
2046 | Is that a hat you’re wearing or are you just happy to see me? | 1.3313 | 0.04915 | 160 | 120 | 27 | 13 |
2047 | No more Ten Gallon Hats, so I chose the Magnum. | 1.3313 | 0.04915 | 160 | 120 | 27 | 13 |
2048 | These shoes are made for walkin', and that's just what they'll do. | 1.3293 | 0.04420 | 164 | 118 | 38 | 8 |
2049 | Actually, Equine Gender Nonconformity is not an expression I am familiar with. | 1.3292 | 0.04644 | 161 | 118 | 33 | 10 |
2050 | No sillier than your hat. | 1.3292 | 0.04386 | 161 | 115 | 39 | 7 |
2051 | Am I overdressed? | 1.3292 | 0.04297 | 161 | 114 | 41 | 6 |
2052 | It could have been worse. They could have given you stillettos. | 1.3292 | 0.05045 | 161 | 123 | 23 | 15 |
2053 | Did you miss the memo about casual Friday? | 1.3292 | 0.04727 | 161 | 119 | 31 | 11 |
2054 | Was it the shoemaker, farrier, or blacksmith you said was colorblind? | 1.3292 | 0.03270 | 161 | 119 | 37 | 5 |
2055 | That second stimulus check really came in handy | 1.3292 | 0.04474 | 161 | 116 | 37 | 8 |
2056 | That was one good trip to the Salvation Army store. | 1.3292 | 0.04888 | 161 | 121 | 27 | 13 |
2057 | You didn't have to nail these on. | 1.3291 | 0.04529 | 158 | 114 | 36 | 8 |
2058 | I did not say you need new whore's shoes! | 1.3291 | 0.04617 | 158 | 122 | 23 | 13 |
2059 | Yay to the new horseshoes. Neigh to the matching saddle. | 1.3291 | 0.03959 | 158 | 118 | 32 | 8 |
2060 | Not half as bad as that silly hat, Dude! | 1.3291 | 0.04872 | 158 | 118 | 28 | 12 |
2061 | To be honest, the blue. | 1.3291 | 0.04617 | 158 | 115 | 34 | 9 |
2062 | For want of a heel... | 1.3291 | 0.04704 | 158 | 116 | 32 | 10 |
2063 | Wow, really, Mr. Penis-hat? | 1.3291 | 0.04789 | 158 | 117 | 30 | 11 |
2064 | They're made from recycled oat husks and help me leave a smaller carbon hoof print. | 1.3291 | 0.04529 | 158 | 114 | 36 | 8 |
2065 | From now on I'm non-binary. | 1.3291 | 0.04439 | 158 | 113 | 38 | 7 |
2066 | But all the other horses are wearing them. | 1.3272 | 0.04451 | 162 | 117 | 37 | 8 |
2067 | Nice. And yes, I can support whatever kind of horse you want to be. | 1.3272 | 0.04451 | 162 | 117 | 37 | 8 |
2068 | I hope you kept the receipt | 1.3272 | 0.04364 | 162 | 119 | 35 | 8 |
2069 | It's a one-horse race, I'm supported by Democrats and Republicans alike. | 1.3270 | 0.04721 | 159 | 120 | 27 | 12 |
2070 | The farrier an I are both working from home. | 1.3270 | 0.05164 | 159 | 123 | 20 | 16 |
2071 | I just don't want to be wearing the same thing as everyone else | 1.3270 | 0.04505 | 159 | 115 | 36 | 8 |
2072 | So now you know. I identify as trans-equine. | 1.3270 | 0.04846 | 159 | 119 | 28 | 12 |
2073 | Can I borrow your hat? I'm getting ready for my next zoom meeting. | 1.3270 | 0.04763 | 159 | 118 | 30 | 11 |
2074 | Really Jim? I said nothing about your hat... | 1.3270 | 0.04505 | 159 | 115 | 36 | 8 |
2075 | Lucky for you, no one will see them on Zoom. | 1.3270 | 0.04846 | 159 | 119 | 28 | 12 |
2076 | Laugh all you want, Trevor. I’ve never felt so myself. | 1.3270 | 0.04416 | 159 | 114 | 38 | 7 |
2077 | This will just have to do until the farrier opens back up in Phase 4. | 1.3270 | 0.04763 | 159 | 118 | 30 | 11 |
2078 | i thought i told you, we took the tap dancing part out of the routine | 1.3270 | 0.04846 | 159 | 119 | 28 | 12 |
2079 | Don’t worry, these shoes are lucky too | 1.3270 | 0.04505 | 159 | 115 | 36 | 8 |
2080 | The different colors? Helps me remember front from back. | 1.3269 | 0.04826 | 156 | 116 | 29 | 11 |
2081 | Ummmm Buck, did you have something you wanted to tell me? | 1.3269 | 0.04652 | 156 | 114 | 33 | 9 |
2082 | ... only until the blacksmith reopens. | 1.3269 | 0.04911 | 156 | 117 | 27 | 12 |
2083 | Where's your mask? | 1.3269 | 0.04826 | 156 | 116 | 29 | 11 |
2084 | They didn't have saddle oxfords in my size. | 1.3269 | 0.04652 | 156 | 119 | 26 | 11 |
2085 | I'm a old cowhand. Your ma hoss. Any other questions? | 1.3269 | 0.00643 | 156 | 126 | 25 | 5 |
2086 | Definitely the blue ones | 1.3269 | 0.04471 | 156 | 112 | 37 | 7 |
2087 | Seriously? The blacksmith is in quarantine? | 1.3269 | 0.04652 | 156 | 114 | 33 | 9 |
2088 | Just straddling the political divide | 1.3269 | 0.04826 | 156 | 116 | 29 | 11 |
2089 | Dude! Forget it. I love you. I'm wearing flats so that you look taller for the pictures. I'm here for you, man! | 1.3269 | 0.04562 | 156 | 113 | 35 | 8 |
2090 | I don't care if they are more comfortable, movie audiences expect to hear clippitty-clop. | 1.3269 | 0.04562 | 156 | 113 | 35 | 8 |
2091 | Okay, now the hat. Hand it over." | 1.3269 | 0.04562 | 156 | 113 | 35 | 8 |
2092 | I ended up going with both pairs... | 1.3269 | 0.04826 | 156 | 116 | 29 | 11 |
2093 | I would like to know where the deer and antelope play. | 1.3269 | 0.04471 | 156 | 112 | 37 | 7 |
2094 | You're not fooling anyone either in that get-up, Harold. | 1.3269 | 0.04377 | 156 | 111 | 39 | 6 |
2095 | Ebay. | 1.3269 | 0.04740 | 156 | 115 | 31 | 10 |
2096 | I'm SO over that barefoot running fad. | 1.3269 | 0.04562 | 156 | 113 | 35 | 8 |
2097 | I am no longer Ed. I only answer to Eydie. | 1.3269 | 0.04607 | 156 | 116 | 30 | 10 |
2098 | How would I know the dress code? This is my first rodeo. | 1.3269 | 0.04377 | 156 | 111 | 39 | 6 |
2099 | Maybe now the deer and the antelope will let me play. | 1.3269 | 0.04562 | 156 | 113 | 35 | 8 |
2100 | Why can't my shoes be lucky and stylish? | 1.3269 | 0.04652 | 156 | 114 | 33 | 9 |
2101 | I don’t know. I think I would have waited until they had four of the same color in stock. | 1.3269 | 0.04562 | 156 | 113 | 35 | 8 |
2102 | The new farrier really gets me. | 1.3269 | 0.04233 | 156 | 112 | 38 | 6 |
2103 | I'm over clip-clop. Get ready for tap. | 1.3269 | 0.04562 | 156 | 113 | 35 | 8 |
2104 | Well, I have the receipt, of course. | 1.3269 | 0.04652 | 156 | 114 | 33 | 9 |
2105 | They were free shipping | 1.3269 | 0.04652 | 156 | 114 | 33 | 9 |
2106 | Why do you judge me? Do I ever judge you in that hat? | 1.3269 | 0.04652 | 156 | 114 | 33 | 9 |
2107 | Relax, it’s just going to be a Zoom call | 1.3269 | 0.04826 | 156 | 116 | 29 | 11 |
2108 | Steve the Stallion finally came out. | 1.3269 | 0.04826 | 156 | 116 | 29 | 11 |
2109 | Look, I didn't question the bedazzled belt stage you went through, Joe. | 1.3269 | 0.04377 | 156 | 111 | 39 | 6 |
2110 | ... so I kick you in the face, and then you’ll know if you’re having a boy or a girl | 1.3269 | 0.04740 | 156 | 115 | 31 | 10 |
2111 | Do these make my feet look big? | 1.3248 | 0.04627 | 157 | 115 | 33 | 9 |
2112 | Horseshoes? I thought you said "Whores' shoes. | 1.3248 | 0.05049 | 157 | 120 | 23 | 14 |
2113 | My old mare likes blue , but the filly likes pink. | 1.3248 | 0.04627 | 157 | 117 | 30 | 10 |
2114 | You can take the horse out of the city, but you can't take the city out of the horse. | 1.3248 | 0.04259 | 157 | 111 | 41 | 5 |
2115 | I think the blue look better on your back feet, honey. | 1.3248 | 0.04714 | 157 | 116 | 31 | 10 |
2116 | I cautioned you not to get a farrier from an ad in the Fire Island News | 1.3248 | 0.03961 | 157 | 120 | 28 | 9 |
2117 | But Bill, for goodness sake, it's Friday night! | 1.3248 | 0.04800 | 157 | 117 | 29 | 11 |
2118 | I thought you said Rodeo, like the drive. | 1.3248 | 0.04113 | 157 | 117 | 32 | 8 |
2119 | I’m making hay with shoe endorsements. | 1.3248 | 0.04307 | 157 | 114 | 36 | 7 |
2120 | Just trying to fit in with you urban cowboys. | 1.3248 | 0.04538 | 157 | 114 | 35 | 8 |
2121 | That’s a really stupid hat. | 1.3248 | 0.04714 | 157 | 116 | 31 | 10 |
2122 | Do these make my legs look good? | 1.3248 | 0.04714 | 157 | 116 | 31 | 10 |
2123 | But today is Casual Friday. | 1.3248 | 0.04354 | 157 | 112 | 39 | 6 |
2124 | Hey Pard, there's more than one way to shoe a horse! | 1.3248 | 0.04538 | 157 | 114 | 35 | 8 |
2125 | I got 'em on Closeout at the OK Corral... | 1.3248 | 0.04538 | 157 | 114 | 35 | 8 |
2126 | Look, don't judge me until you walk in my shoes. | 1.3248 | 0.04627 | 157 | 115 | 33 | 9 |
2127 | I prefer “Mr. Edna.” | 1.3248 | 0.04800 | 157 | 117 | 29 | 11 |
2128 | Well, you'll have to decide by November 3rd. | 1.3248 | 0.04884 | 157 | 118 | 27 | 12 |
2129 | The farrier was on vacation - I went to Foot Locker. | 1.3248 | 0.04800 | 157 | 117 | 29 | 11 |
2130 | Screw your boots - these shoes were made for struttin’ | 1.3248 | 0.03961 | 157 | 118 | 32 | 7 |
2131 | But these are much more comfortable than the nailed on shoes. | 1.3248 | 0.04583 | 157 | 117 | 30 | 10 |
2132 | W-e-l-l, if you ain't a fashion-neeiigh-sta, I never saw one. | 1.3248 | 0.04714 | 157 | 116 | 31 | 10 |
2133 | I found them on eNeigh. | 1.3248 | 0.04627 | 157 | 115 | 33 | 9 |
2134 | The insoles are a game changer. | 1.3248 | 0.04800 | 157 | 117 | 29 | 11 |
2135 | My pronouns are "Nee" and "Neigh." | 1.3248 | 0.04714 | 157 | 116 | 31 | 10 |
2136 | I see the blacksmiths are still on strike... | 1.3248 | 0.04800 | 157 | 117 | 29 | 11 |
2137 | Be honest. Does this hat make me look lame? | 1.3248 | 0.04714 | 157 | 116 | 31 | 10 |
2138 | The lockdown has been hard on the fairy godmother. | 1.3248 | 0.04884 | 157 | 118 | 27 | 12 |
2139 | Horse of a different color was just a figure of speech. | 1.3248 | 0.03909 | 157 | 115 | 36 | 6 |
2140 | Sorry, I didn't bring my running shoes. | 1.3247 | 0.04596 | 154 | 112 | 34 | 8 |
2141 | You know that new lady blacksmith in town? | 1.3247 | 0.04310 | 154 | 109 | 40 | 5 |
2142 | You know what they say: Happy horse, happy house. | 1.3247 | 0.04160 | 154 | 115 | 31 | 8 |
2143 | No, don't worry, they just postponed the Kentucky Derby. | 1.3247 | 0.04260 | 154 | 113 | 34 | 7 |
2144 | They told me flats would be more comfortable. | 1.3247 | 0.04407 | 154 | 110 | 38 | 6 |
2145 | I tried to walk a mile in your shoes, but I just couldn't. | 1.3247 | 0.04596 | 154 | 112 | 34 | 8 |
2146 | They've got me doing gender reveal parties now. | 1.3247 | 0.05036 | 154 | 117 | 24 | 13 |
2147 | Time for you to braid my tail and mane. I'm headed out on a date. | 1.3247 | 0.04865 | 154 | 115 | 28 | 11 |
2148 | This isn’t what it looks like | 1.3247 | 0.04865 | 154 | 115 | 28 | 11 |
2149 | Are these too formal for a train robbery? | 1.3247 | 0.04642 | 154 | 115 | 29 | 10 |
2150 | Tell Zappos to exchange them. You do want two right blue and teo left red. | 1.3247 | 0.05036 | 154 | 117 | 24 | 13 |
2151 | Do they match? He said they did, but I can't see my feet, and you know how pushy shoe salesman can be. | 1.3247 | 0.04596 | 154 | 112 | 34 | 8 |
2152 | I’ve got my eye on the matching saddle bags. | 1.3247 | 0.04455 | 154 | 115 | 30 | 9 |
2153 | Well you got a gun. | 1.3247 | 0.04951 | 154 | 116 | 26 | 12 |
2154 | I'm just protecting my nails. | 1.3247 | 0.04777 | 154 | 114 | 30 | 10 |
2155 | I'm embarrassed too, but the other ones gave me blisters. | 1.3247 | 0.04777 | 154 | 114 | 30 | 10 |
2156 | Don’t forget to change into heels before you get to the office. | 1.3247 | 0.04865 | 154 | 115 | 28 | 11 |
2157 | It wasn't my idea to play political horseshoes. | 1.3247 | 0.04951 | 154 | 116 | 26 | 12 |
2158 | Let me guess, ‘Buy one, get one free’. | 1.3247 | 0.04596 | 154 | 112 | 34 | 8 |
2159 | What are you looking at? | 1.3247 | 0.04951 | 154 | 116 | 26 | 12 |
2160 | I know the rodeo will be on Zoom, I just wanted to feel special. | 1.3247 | 0.04777 | 154 | 114 | 30 | 10 |
2161 | I was going for business in the front, party in the back. | 1.3247 | 0.04455 | 154 | 113 | 33 | 8 |
2162 | I can tap the back pair to go home, and the front to go to the range. | 1.3247 | 0.04687 | 154 | 113 | 32 | 9 |
2163 | Don't tell me you forgot about our dinner reservation? | 1.3247 | 0.04777 | 154 | 114 | 30 | 10 |
2164 | Cowboy: “Do your hooves go to the end of those shoes?” Horse: “I will tell you if you tell me if your head goes to the top of that hat.” | 1.3233 | 0.04955 | 133 | 97 | 29 | 7 |
2165 | I’m gender neutral. | 1.3228 | 0.04602 | 158 | 116 | 33 | 9 |
2166 | That new farrier has quite a sense of humor! | 1.3226 | 0.05008 | 155 | 118 | 24 | 13 |
2167 | You can't keep me on the ranch forever, Dad. | 1.3226 | 0.04838 | 155 | 116 | 28 | 11 |
2168 | I've been getting into running lately. | 1.3226 | 0.04662 | 155 | 114 | 32 | 9 |
2169 | Really? Someone in that hat is telling me my shoes aren't fashionable? | 1.3226 | 0.04838 | 155 | 116 | 28 | 11 |
2170 | I knew naming you Cinderella would be a mistake. | 1.3226 | 0.04336 | 155 | 113 | 35 | 7 |
2171 | Gender is a cultural construct. | 1.3226 | 0.04662 | 155 | 114 | 32 | 9 |
2172 | Magnum is so 2001, I call this the Hoofbrau. | 1.3226 | 0.05253 | 155 | 121 | 18 | 16 |
2173 | I never skip hind leg day | 1.3226 | 0.05173 | 155 | 120 | 20 | 15 |
2174 | Yes you have been gelded why do you ask? | 1.3224 | 0.04535 | 152 | 110 | 35 | 7 |
2175 | What do you mean,'They don't match?' | 1.3224 | 0.04630 | 152 | 111 | 33 | 8 |
2176 | But I still can't tell my left from my right. | 1.3224 | 0.04535 | 152 | 110 | 35 | 7 |
2177 | You have no idea how hard it is to find shoes my size. | 1.3224 | 0.04535 | 152 | 110 | 35 | 7 |
2178 | Ah, you dressed up too! | 1.3224 | 0.04904 | 152 | 114 | 27 | 11 |
2179 | Do I clash? | 1.3224 | 0.04133 | 152 | 116 | 27 | 9 |
2180 | I'm nonbinary in a binary way. | 1.3224 | 0.04389 | 152 | 116 | 28 | 8 |
2181 | They're both Ferragamo but only the style in front is still available. | 1.3224 | 0.04815 | 152 | 113 | 29 | 10 |
2182 | YOU try finding two matching pairs in the desert! | 1.3224 | 0.04185 | 152 | 109 | 38 | 5 |
2183 | While I really appreciate this; for future reference, it is "a horse of a different color". | 1.3224 | 0.04904 | 152 | 114 | 27 | 11 |
2184 | I think we need to talk about the new ranch hand... | 1.3224 | 0.04389 | 152 | 111 | 34 | 7 |
2185 | Honestly, what I said about dressing up the barn animals was just a throwaway line. | 1.3224 | 0.05079 | 152 | 116 | 23 | 13 |
2186 | You said the Wild West. | 1.3224 | 0.04389 | 152 | 113 | 31 | 8 |
2187 | They weren’t sure if they were expecting a boy or a girl, but they really weren’t expecting a horse. | 1.3224 | 0.04630 | 152 | 111 | 33 | 8 |
2188 | Michael, haven’t you heard of Zappos? At least have my shoes match like yours. | 1.3224 | 0.01772 | 152 | 120 | 27 | 5 |
2189 | You’re Rodeo, and I’m Rodeo Drive. | 1.3203 | 0.04605 | 153 | 112 | 33 | 8 |
2190 | They fit, but I don't feel as lucky as I used to. | 1.3200 | 0.04853 | 150 | 112 | 28 | 10 |
2191 | I’m leaving you for another farrier. | 1.3200 | 0.04853 | 150 | 112 | 28 | 10 |
2192 | You said to wear my lucky horseshoes. | 1.3200 | 0.04469 | 150 | 108 | 36 | 6 |
2193 | I think our new farrier is colorblind. | 1.3200 | 0.04760 | 150 | 111 | 30 | 9 |
2194 | My pronouns are they, them, theirs. | 1.3200 | 0.04665 | 150 | 110 | 32 | 8 |
2195 | I want a hat. | 1.3200 | 0.04568 | 150 | 109 | 34 | 7 |
2196 | Shoes or no shoes...can we still ride off into the sunset? | 1.3200 | 0.05034 | 150 | 114 | 24 | 12 |
2197 | Now give me your pants. | 1.3200 | 0.04944 | 150 | 113 | 26 | 11 |
2198 | Well, those are horseshoes of a different color. | 1.3200 | 0.04568 | 150 | 109 | 34 | 7 |
2199 | Uhh... your wife left these in the barn. | 1.3200 | 0.04665 | 150 | 110 | 32 | 8 |
2200 | Why? Stylish and they don't have to be nailed on! | 1.3200 | 0.04568 | 150 | 109 | 34 | 7 |
2201 | This is going too far. Now you will stretch out my pink ones too. | 1.3200 | 0.05122 | 150 | 115 | 22 | 13 |
2202 | That’s right, from now on you don’t get to choose my shoes anymore. | 1.3200 | 0.04760 | 150 | 111 | 30 | 9 |
2203 | Yes I have a strange shaped head but you're just deflecting the conversation . | 1.3200 | 0.04368 | 150 | 112 | 30 | 8 |
2204 | Yes, I walked that mile--still don't get who you are Roy, and I doubt I ever will. | 1.3200 | 0.04760 | 150 | 113 | 27 | 10 |
2205 | I didn't know this was a one horse town. | 1.3200 | 0.05378 | 150 | 118 | 16 | 16 |
2206 | Looks like you’re ready for the gender reveal party. | 1.3200 | 0.04665 | 150 | 110 | 32 | 8 |
2207 | Not quite the Cinderella moment I was hoping for. | 1.3200 | 0.04944 | 150 | 113 | 26 | 11 |
2208 | You try walking a mile in my horseshoes! | 1.3200 | 0.04617 | 150 | 114 | 26 | 10 |
2209 | I kind of like them both | 1.3200 | 0.04368 | 150 | 107 | 38 | 5 |
2210 | So it is green on starboard and red on port; not forward and aft? | 1.3179 | 0.04494 | 151 | 112 | 31 | 8 |
2211 | You misunderstood “an appearance at fashion week”.... | 1.3179 | 0.04494 | 151 | 112 | 31 | 8 |
2212 | They give me giddy ups. | 1.3179 | 0.04826 | 151 | 113 | 28 | 10 |
2213 | I've got to cut down on the peyote in my coffee. | 1.3179 | 0.04639 | 151 | 111 | 32 | 8 |
2214 | Sure, I’ll be part of the gender reveal party. What do you need me to do? | 1.3179 | 0.04543 | 151 | 110 | 34 | 7 |
2215 | Oo someone has a date tonight | 1.3179 | 0.04028 | 151 | 110 | 36 | 5 |
2216 | Are those my shoes, Carl? | 1.3176 | 0.04798 | 148 | 110 | 29 | 9 |
2217 | I thought these lifts would help me see over your hat. | 1.3176 | 0.04602 | 148 | 108 | 33 | 7 |
2218 | Well, you sure got your fancy gloves on, but I ain't letting you out until you tell me where you hid your mask! You hear me, boy! | 1.3176 | 0.05167 | 148 | 114 | 21 | 13 |
2219 | Don't worry, I've got a set of horseshoes for the office. | 1.3176 | 0.04701 | 148 | 109 | 31 | 8 |
2220 | Neigh? | 1.3176 | 0.04798 | 148 | 110 | 29 | 9 |
2221 | But you haven't worn them in three years, Wilbur. | 1.3176 | 0.04798 | 148 | 110 | 29 | 9 |
2222 | Yes, they're my prancing shoes. Shall we talk about your outfit? | 1.3176 | 0.04602 | 148 | 113 | 25 | 10 |
2223 | Which ones make me look hot to trot? | 1.3176 | 0.04701 | 148 | 109 | 31 | 8 |
2224 | Why are you wearing your sisters' shoes? | 1.3176 | 0.04701 | 148 | 109 | 31 | 8 |
2225 | I was tired of sewing masks, so I created a new line of stylish over-the-hoof wear. | 1.3176 | 0.04798 | 148 | 110 | 29 | 9 |
2226 | What do ya mean “what is this?” They’re called horse shoes. | 1.3176 | 0.04985 | 148 | 112 | 25 | 11 |
2227 | i never knew you wanted to be a tap dancer. | 1.3176 | 0.04985 | 148 | 112 | 25 | 11 |
2228 | I think your hat is sillier | 1.3176 | 0.04798 | 148 | 110 | 29 | 9 |
2229 | Let's just say I ain’t what I used to be. | 1.3176 | 0.04602 | 148 | 108 | 33 | 7 |
2230 | No I'm not "horsing around", I love the way they look. | 1.3176 | 0.04602 | 148 | 108 | 33 | 7 |
2231 | Not this dance. I have two left feet. | 1.3176 | 0.04798 | 148 | 110 | 29 | 9 |
2232 | Stay out of my closet! | 1.3176 | 0.04985 | 148 | 112 | 25 | 11 |
2233 | It's required at the Lgbequestrian Club | 1.3176 | 0.04845 | 148 | 113 | 24 | 11 |
2234 | You'd better be ready, Cowboy. I feel like dancin'! | 1.3176 | 0.04501 | 148 | 107 | 35 | 6 |
2235 | For the last time, I am not taking you to the barn dance! | 1.3176 | 0.04798 | 148 | 110 | 29 | 9 |
2236 | Horses cannot see red. If you doubt it, Google it. | 1.3176 | 0.04798 | 148 | 112 | 26 | 10 |
2237 | Can we regift them? | 1.3176 | 0.04602 | 148 | 108 | 33 | 7 |
2238 | When I said "you need new shoes" this is not what I imagined. | 1.3176 | 0.04701 | 148 | 109 | 31 | 8 |
2239 | Old gray mare, my foot! | 1.3176 | 0.05031 | 148 | 115 | 20 | 13 |
2240 | I've never been tested for color-blindness. Why do you ask? | 1.3176 | 0.04602 | 148 | 108 | 33 | 7 |
2241 | But they were on sale. | 1.3176 | 0.04798 | 148 | 110 | 29 | 9 |
2242 | Well, you're a great one to talk. | 1.3176 | 0.04798 | 148 | 110 | 29 | 9 |
2243 | That’s right, Partner. I’m coming out of the stall. | 1.3176 | 0.04798 | 148 | 110 | 29 | 9 |
2244 | I figured if we're going to the Old Town Road, I also should wear something from Gucci. | 1.3176 | 0.04798 | 148 | 110 | 29 | 9 |
2245 | I'm not shy about showing both ends of my personality. | 1.3176 | 0.04892 | 148 | 111 | 27 | 10 |
2246 | Blacksmith on Rodeo Drive? | 1.3176 | 0.04798 | 148 | 110 | 29 | 9 |
2247 | Seriously Earl,you call that a hat? | 1.3176 | 0.04602 | 148 | 108 | 33 | 7 |
2248 | Oh, so I'm not allowed to go to Famous Footwear now? | 1.3176 | 0.04701 | 148 | 109 | 31 | 8 |
2249 | It's been hard getting to a blacksmith during COVID. | 1.3176 | 0.04398 | 148 | 106 | 37 | 5 |
2250 | Trust me, they'll look fine once you put those sequins on my saddle. | 1.3176 | 0.04701 | 148 | 109 | 31 | 8 |
2251 | Now do I look like a stud? | 1.3176 | 0.04798 | 148 | 110 | 29 | 9 |
2252 | Not that it's any of your business, but ..my mother sent it to me. | 1.3176 | 0.04798 | 148 | 110 | 29 | 9 |
2253 | That's the last time I let my wife choose the farrier. | 1.3176 | 0.04602 | 148 | 108 | 33 | 7 |
2254 | They were final sale. | 1.3176 | 0.04798 | 148 | 110 | 29 | 9 |
2255 | Looks like the lights went out in the stable again. | 1.3176 | 0.04701 | 148 | 109 | 31 | 8 |
2256 | Shoes make the horse, don't you know. | 1.3176 | 0.04701 | 148 | 109 | 31 | 8 |
2257 | Well you said to get ready to show at the Derby. | 1.3176 | 0.04798 | 148 | 110 | 29 | 9 |
2258 | Cool hat.” “Yeah, thanks | 1.3176 | 0.03840 | 148 | 118 | 20 | 10 |
2259 | Why do cowboys dress so weird? | 1.3176 | 0.04602 | 148 | 108 | 33 | 7 |
2260 | The farrier nailed it this time. | 1.3176 | 0.04602 | 148 | 108 | 33 | 7 |
2261 | Should I have gone with the kitten heel? | 1.3176 | 0.04602 | 148 | 108 | 33 | 7 |
2262 | We are NOT going into town with you dressed like that. | 1.3176 | 0.04398 | 148 | 106 | 37 | 5 |
2263 | Well, it's my first rodeo. | 1.3176 | 0.04602 | 148 | 108 | 33 | 7 |
2264 | ‘You should see what the goat got on sale’. | 1.3176 | 0.04602 | 148 | 108 | 33 | 7 |
2265 | We’re still in Kansas, huh? | 1.3176 | 0.04501 | 148 | 107 | 35 | 6 |
2266 | Working from home really has its perks. | 1.3176 | 0.04798 | 148 | 110 | 29 | 9 |
2267 | The salon and the shoe store reopened | 1.3176 | 0.04292 | 148 | 110 | 31 | 7 |
2268 | I hired a new farrier and I thought he was going to be good since his name is Jimmy Shoe. | 1.3176 | 0.04985 | 148 | 112 | 25 | 11 |
2269 | ‘Yay or nay on the hat?’ | 1.3176 | 0.04798 | 148 | 110 | 29 | 9 |
2270 | I give up, new saddle? | 1.3176 | 0.04985 | 148 | 112 | 25 | 11 |
2271 | Well I say they match | 1.3176 | 0.04798 | 148 | 110 | 29 | 9 |
2272 | Matching shoes is so last week! | 1.3176 | 0.04701 | 148 | 109 | 31 | 8 |
2273 | They said it’s important to still get dressed and ready for the day. | 1.3176 | 0.04292 | 148 | 105 | 39 | 4 |
2274 | I just wanna know from the horse's mouth, how does it really feel to be in somebody else's shoes? | 1.3176 | 0.04798 | 148 | 110 | 29 | 9 |
2275 | Frankly I was hoping I'd stand out, since I've been through the desert as a horse with no name | 1.3176 | 0.04985 | 148 | 112 | 25 | 11 |
2276 | @newyorkercartoons my daughter dressed me, don’t ask | 1.3176 | 0.04892 | 148 | 111 | 27 | 10 |
2277 | Oh please, you don’t know fashion... Have you seen your hat!? | 1.3176 | 0.04292 | 148 | 105 | 39 | 4 |
2278 | I'm gonna get so much poon in these | 1.3176 | 0.05427 | 148 | 117 | 15 | 16 |
2279 | They're actually pretty comfortable. | 1.3162 | 0.04391 | 136 | 96 | 37 | 3 |
2280 | Of course, you can borrow them any time. | 1.3158 | 0.04934 | 133 | 98 | 28 | 7 |
2281 | How was your Riverdance audition? | 1.3158 | 0.05160 | 133 | 100 | 24 | 9 |
2282 | The best part is, I signed TWO major shoe contracts! | 1.3154 | 0.04674 | 149 | 110 | 31 | 8 |
2283 | Change your shoes. A horse divided cannot stand. | 1.3154 | 0.05047 | 149 | 114 | 23 | 12 |
2284 | Truth is, I've always wanted to be a horse of a different color. | 1.3154 | 0.04674 | 149 | 110 | 31 | 8 |
2285 | This isn’t what they meant by diversity | 1.3154 | 0.04770 | 149 | 111 | 29 | 9 |
2286 | You knew I was a show horse. | 1.3151 | 0.04533 | 146 | 106 | 34 | 6 |
2287 | Sorry, they didn't have two pair that matched in your size. | 1.3151 | 0.04533 | 146 | 106 | 34 | 6 |
2288 | Yes, I most certainly did expense these! | 1.3151 | 0.04636 | 146 | 107 | 32 | 7 |
2289 | Thanks for recommending the insoles: Finally, I can gallop in style without sacrificing comfort. | 1.3151 | 0.04636 | 146 | 107 | 32 | 7 |
2290 | Should we return them? | 1.3151 | 0.04428 | 146 | 105 | 36 | 5 |
2291 | For the hundredth time. They don't make you look fat. | 1.3151 | 0.05121 | 146 | 112 | 22 | 12 |
2292 | Yeah, I'm undecided too. | 1.3151 | 0.04636 | 146 | 107 | 32 | 7 |
2293 | Are you sure they didn't say dressage? | 1.3151 | 0.04636 | 146 | 107 | 32 | 7 |
2294 | Where did you find anyone who still does "Dye-to-Match ? | 1.3151 | 0.04265 | 146 | 111 | 28 | 7 |
2295 | Gosh darn it, Silver, I think wearing a mask will make me look weak! | 1.3151 | 0.05121 | 146 | 112 | 22 | 12 |
2296 | I won’t comment if you don’t comment. | 1.3151 | 0.04636 | 146 | 107 | 32 | 7 |
2297 | Your hat needs a ribbon or something. | 1.3151 | 0.05027 | 146 | 111 | 24 | 11 |
2298 | I think the farrier has been spending too much time on Instagram lately ... | 1.3151 | 0.01287 | 146 | 115 | 28 | 3 |
2299 | Just promise me this is our last gender reveal gig. | 1.3151 | 0.05121 | 146 | 112 | 22 | 12 |
2300 | Jimmy Choo. Half off. | 1.3151 | 0.04933 | 146 | 110 | 26 | 10 |
2301 | you want the hat too ? | 1.3151 | 0.04737 | 146 | 108 | 30 | 8 |
2302 | So I tap the rear ones together three times, and say, 'There's no place like home on the range?' | 1.3151 | 0.04737 | 146 | 108 | 30 | 8 |
2303 | Of course I'm impressed, but Margie's still not gonna let you in the house. | 1.3151 | 0.04836 | 146 | 109 | 28 | 9 |
2304 | Moving forward I'd prefer they/them/their | 1.3151 | 0.04533 | 146 | 106 | 34 | 6 |
2305 | Do these shoes make my hindquarters look too big? | 1.3151 | 0.04933 | 146 | 110 | 26 | 10 |
2306 | YOU try walking all day in iron shoes. | 1.3151 | 0.05027 | 146 | 111 | 24 | 11 |
2307 | I'm saying neigh to those boring horse shoes. | 1.3151 | 0.05212 | 146 | 113 | 20 | 13 |
2308 | Don't be mad. They were having a BOGO. | 1.3151 | 0.04737 | 146 | 108 | 30 | 8 |
2309 | Neiman Marcus. Two for one sale. Like them? | 1.3151 | 0.04533 | 146 | 106 | 34 | 6 |
2310 | But I'm tired of sensible shoes. | 1.3151 | 0.04533 | 146 | 106 | 34 | 6 |
2311 | Just what we need, a farrier with a sense of humor! | 1.3151 | 0.04933 | 146 | 110 | 26 | 10 |
2312 | It’s the Blacksmith, isn’t it? | 1.3151 | 0.04836 | 146 | 109 | 28 | 9 |
2313 | Whatever, man, your hat is too big! | 1.3151 | 0.04585 | 146 | 109 | 29 | 8 |
2314 | I'm gender neutral, that's why! | 1.3151 | 0.04428 | 146 | 107 | 33 | 6 |
2315 | I know. I'm usually not into computer match ups either. | 1.3151 | 0.04533 | 146 | 106 | 34 | 6 |
2316 | Oh relax, no one can see them on the Zoom calls | 1.3151 | 0.04209 | 146 | 111 | 28 | 7 |
2317 | What? They’re not real leather. | 1.3151 | 0.04636 | 146 | 109 | 29 | 8 |
2318 | But they’re made for walking | 1.3151 | 0.04737 | 146 | 108 | 30 | 8 |
2319 | I’m just saying they’re impractical. | 1.3151 | 0.04374 | 146 | 109 | 30 | 7 |
2320 | And that's how the rancher discovered he was colorblind | 1.3151 | 0.04836 | 146 | 109 | 28 | 9 |
2321 | You're from the city, aren't you. | 1.3151 | 0.04095 | 146 | 102 | 42 | 2 |
2322 | Boy these gender reveal parties do get weirder each year eh Jerry? | 1.3151 | 0.04374 | 146 | 112 | 25 | 9 |
2323 | This does in fact, appear to be your first rodeo. | 1.3145 | 0.05535 | 124 | 95 | 19 | 10 |
2324 | Two for one sale? | 1.3125 | 0.04974 | 144 | 109 | 25 | 10 |
2325 | I was desperado! | 1.3125 | 0.04348 | 144 | 103 | 37 | 4 |
2326 | The other horses and I question the concept of a Dude Ranch. | 1.3125 | 0.04774 | 144 | 107 | 29 | 8 |
2327 | Please tell me you kept the receipt. | 1.3125 | 0.04671 | 144 | 106 | 31 | 7 |
2328 | Don’t give me that look, Hank, you’re the one wearing that hat! | 1.3125 | 0.04974 | 144 | 109 | 25 | 10 |
2329 | I can't decide if I want to return them or let you nail them in. | 1.3125 | 0.04348 | 144 | 103 | 37 | 4 |
2330 | My wife can never know about us. | 1.3125 | 0.04974 | 144 | 109 | 25 | 10 |
2331 | Kinky Boots, eh? | 1.3125 | 0.04974 | 144 | 109 | 25 | 10 |
2332 | go ahead, say something about my shoes. | 1.3125 | 0.04459 | 144 | 104 | 35 | 5 |
2333 | Honey, I think Rocket wants to be a Rockette | 1.3103 | 0.04433 | 145 | 105 | 35 | 5 |
2334 | I quit! | 1.3103 | 0.04644 | 145 | 107 | 31 | 7 |
2335 | We have to stay off the trails, I don't want to get them dirty. | 1.3103 | 0.04846 | 145 | 109 | 27 | 9 |
2336 | I'm breaking them in for a friend. | 1.3103 | 0.04540 | 145 | 106 | 33 | 6 |
2337 | No? | 1.3099 | 0.04812 | 142 | 106 | 28 | 8 |
2338 | Since he was an expert at the walk, trot, canter and gallop. He was now ready to take on the tap. | 1.3099 | 0.04812 | 142 | 106 | 28 | 8 |
2339 | You’re not pounding any more nails into my feet. | 1.3099 | 0.05114 | 142 | 109 | 22 | 11 |
2340 | They are the new Air Secretariats. | 1.3099 | 0.04707 | 142 | 105 | 30 | 7 |
2341 | Well, you got that new hat. | 1.3099 | 0.04707 | 142 | 105 | 30 | 7 |
2342 | Whoa cowboy, I wouldn't be caught dead in that hat! | 1.3099 | 0.04812 | 142 | 106 | 28 | 8 |
2343 | Milton wasn’t sure what to make of his colt’s sudden desire to become a racy-horse. | 1.3099 | 0.05016 | 142 | 108 | 24 | 10 |
2344 | Why the long hat? | 1.3099 | 0.04654 | 142 | 107 | 27 | 8 |
2345 | People kept taking my shoes, saying they were lucky, so I had to borrow yours. | 1.3099 | 0.05114 | 142 | 109 | 22 | 11 |
2346 | You said you wanted horseshoes. | 1.3099 | 0.04915 | 142 | 107 | 26 | 9 |
2347 | I was feeling my oats. | 1.3099 | 0.04490 | 142 | 103 | 34 | 5 |
2348 | I didn't think the color was necessary either, but you know how cartoonists are these days. | 1.3099 | 0.04915 | 142 | 107 | 26 | 9 |
2349 | That's dogs that are color blind and could you at least have asked? | 1.3099 | 0.04812 | 142 | 106 | 28 | 8 |
2350 | Sorry, Harold, but the farrier’s in quarantine. | 1.3099 | 0.05114 | 142 | 109 | 22 | 11 |
2351 | I wanted something fun and flirty for the summer. | 1.3099 | 0.04915 | 142 | 107 | 26 | 9 |
2352 | Let's go with the red shoes; let's make cowboys great again. | 1.3099 | 0.04812 | 142 | 111 | 20 | 11 |
2353 | OK, I'll quite laughing at your hat if you quit laughing at my shoes. | 1.3099 | 0.04812 | 142 | 106 | 28 | 8 |
2354 | I'm still not sure how I'm going to tie them | 1.3099 | 0.04377 | 142 | 102 | 36 | 4 |
2355 | You have them on the wrong feet. | 1.3099 | 0.04490 | 142 | 103 | 34 | 5 |
2356 | The farrier is hard of hearing. He gave me whore's shoes. | 1.3099 | 0.04654 | 142 | 107 | 27 | 8 |
2357 | Yeah? Well you look like an idiot with that hat. | 1.3099 | 0.04915 | 142 | 107 | 26 | 9 |
2358 | And Yelp gave that blacksmith five stars! | 1.3099 | 0.04915 | 142 | 107 | 26 | 9 |
2359 | I've come out of the closet, Billy. I'm a clothes horse. | 1.3099 | 0.05114 | 142 | 109 | 22 | 11 |
2360 | Don't tell me how to spend my money. | 1.3099 | 0.04915 | 142 | 107 | 26 | 9 |
2361 | It's a long story. | 1.3099 | 0.04812 | 142 | 106 | 28 | 8 |
2362 | If we're going to steal the show with our dressage routine this year you're going to need a new hat too | 1.3099 | 0.05016 | 142 | 108 | 24 | 10 |
2363 | Lockdown impulse buying brought a whole new meaning to the term “hot to trot”. | 1.3099 | 0.04707 | 142 | 105 | 30 | 7 |
2364 | Can you help me with the laces? | 1.3094 | 0.04662 | 139 | 102 | 31 | 6 |
2365 | It's called fashion, John. | 1.3094 | 0.04987 | 139 | 105 | 25 | 9 |
2366 | So, Mr. Ed, I’m seeing another side of you. | 1.3094 | 0.05090 | 139 | 106 | 23 | 10 |
2367 | Are you sure it's not your hat which looks ridiculous? | 1.3094 | 0.05090 | 139 | 108 | 20 | 11 |
2368 | Is that a carrot in your hat, or are you just excited to see me? | 1.3094 | 0.05090 | 139 | 106 | 23 | 10 |
2369 | I let you break me, saddle me and rein me; but I draw the line at gender conformity. | 1.3094 | 0.04987 | 139 | 105 | 25 | 9 |
2370 | Are your shoes nailed to your feet? | 1.3094 | 0.04773 | 139 | 108 | 21 | 10 |
2371 | You’d have thought horse shoes would have come in sets of four | 1.3094 | 0.04773 | 139 | 105 | 26 | 8 |
2372 | You don't say anything about my hat, and I won't say anything about your shoes. | 1.3094 | 0.04881 | 139 | 104 | 27 | 8 |
2373 | Well, you're not exactly killing it with that hat | 1.3094 | 0.04433 | 139 | 100 | 35 | 4 |
2374 | So, this really is your first rodeo” | 1.3094 | 0.04549 | 139 | 101 | 33 | 5 |
2375 | Is this your first rodeo? | 1.3094 | 0.04773 | 139 | 103 | 29 | 7 |
2376 | You know I cant resist a BOGO sale . | 1.3094 | 0.03868 | 139 | 108 | 24 | 7 |
2377 | If I were in your hat and your were in my shoes, the game would be different. | 1.3094 | 0.05291 | 139 | 108 | 19 | 12 |
2378 | Okay, I'm sorry for laughing at your hat. | 1.3077 | 0.04679 | 143 | 106 | 30 | 7 |
2379 | I just think an open-hoof sandal would be better in this kind of heat. | 1.3077 | 0.04573 | 143 | 105 | 32 | 6 |
2380 | You try shopping for shoes online. | 1.3077 | 0.04885 | 143 | 108 | 26 | 9 |
2381 | I have two pairs just like them in the barn. | 1.3071 | 0.04744 | 140 | 104 | 29 | 7 |
2382 | You said this was a business trip. | 1.3071 | 0.04956 | 140 | 106 | 25 | 9 |
2383 | After a mile in her shoes, I still don't understand why your wife has stayed around so long. | 1.3071 | 0.05258 | 140 | 109 | 19 | 12 |
2384 | If we're going to get service, you still need to put on a shirt. | 1.3071 | 0.05159 | 140 | 108 | 21 | 11 |
2385 | New year. New me. New horse shoes. | 1.3071 | 0.04634 | 140 | 103 | 31 | 6 |
2386 | Its more than just learning the steps, Gene. You gotta feel the music. | 1.3071 | 0.04634 | 140 | 103 | 31 | 6 |
2387 | I had my colors done. | 1.3071 | 0.04744 | 140 | 104 | 29 | 7 |
2388 | I hate gender reveal parties. | 1.3071 | 0.04956 | 140 | 106 | 25 | 9 |
2389 | Yeah, well, that’s just, like, your opinion man. | 1.3071 | 0.04851 | 140 | 105 | 27 | 8 |
2390 | I was kinda hoping for Air Jordans. | 1.3071 | 0.04744 | 140 | 104 | 29 | 7 |
2391 | I trust we still ride at dawn. | 1.3071 | 0.04956 | 140 | 106 | 25 | 9 |
2392 | So, I buck if it’s a girl, rear if it’s a boy, got it. Remind me why we don’t just tell them? | 1.3071 | 0.04904 | 140 | 108 | 22 | 10 |
2393 | It's my hair, isn't it? | 1.3071 | 0.04634 | 140 | 103 | 31 | 6 |
2394 | Well maybe I don’t like it much when you wear chaps | 1.3071 | 0.04522 | 140 | 102 | 33 | 5 |
2395 | No! No! The red ones BOTH go on your left side. | 1.3071 | 0.04744 | 140 | 104 | 29 | 7 |
2396 | Remember: all I'm offering is the truth. Nothing more. | 1.3071 | 0.05354 | 140 | 110 | 17 | 13 |
2397 | You think it's all about chasing cattle round fields but I'm telling you, one day dressage is going to be huge. | 1.3071 | 0.04634 | 140 | 103 | 31 | 6 |
2398 | Really? That’s what you’re wearing? | 1.3071 | 0.04744 | 140 | 104 | 29 | 7 |
2399 | I still ain't taking you to the dance. | 1.3071 | 0.04851 | 140 | 105 | 27 | 8 |
2400 | Look...if not now, when? | 1.3071 | 0.04956 | 140 | 106 | 25 | 9 |
2401 | Nike figured with most sports shut down... | 1.3071 | 0.04956 | 140 | 106 | 25 | 9 |
2402 | Buster had his own interpretation of “horse of a different color.” | 1.3071 | 0.04851 | 140 | 105 | 27 | 8 |
2403 | You can change the back ones, but lay off my blue suede shoes. | 1.3071 | 0.05258 | 140 | 109 | 19 | 12 |
2404 | I knew I shouldn't have let the New York farrier shoe you. | 1.3071 | 0.04042 | 140 | 108 | 25 | 7 |
2405 | You’ve been to that Blacksmythe Shoppe on Rodeo Drive again, haven’t you? | 1.3071 | 0.04956 | 140 | 106 | 25 | 9 |
2406 | I don't mind the colors, but you're going to want to have socks. | 1.3071 | 0.04744 | 140 | 104 | 29 | 7 |
2407 | These were all that were left in my size. | 1.3071 | 0.04744 | 140 | 106 | 26 | 8 |
2408 | Sure, Jake. I'm the one that looks ridiculous. | 1.3071 | 0.04956 | 140 | 106 | 25 | 9 |
2409 | There they are! My wife is going to be pissed at you! | 1.3071 | 0.04522 | 140 | 102 | 33 | 5 |
2410 | I have a confession to make...I'm trans! | 1.3071 | 0.04956 | 140 | 106 | 25 | 9 |
2411 | I needed the arch support. | 1.3071 | 0.04956 | 140 | 106 | 25 | 9 |
2412 | Gosh darned blacksmith | 1.3071 | 0.03569 | 140 | 107 | 28 | 5 |
2413 | I guess you don't feel like going for a ride today. | 1.3071 | 0.00717 | 140 | 114 | 24 | 2 |
2414 | If they are all the same color, it will be too matchy-matchy. | 1.3071 | 0.04407 | 140 | 101 | 35 | 4 |
2415 | The rear shoes pinch and none of the colors match your outfit. | 1.3071 | 0.04634 | 140 | 105 | 28 | 7 |
2416 | Well, they FEEL lucky. | 1.3071 | 0.05159 | 140 | 108 | 21 | 11 |
2417 | The Posse will never be able to follow our trail. | 1.3071 | 0.04522 | 140 | 102 | 33 | 5 |
2418 | Getting these off is the part I haven’t figured out yet... | 1.3071 | 0.04744 | 140 | 104 | 29 | 7 |
2419 | what about the shoes I got you? | 1.3071 | 0.04634 | 140 | 103 | 31 | 6 |
2420 | Stimulus well spent Steve | 1.3071 | 0.04851 | 140 | 105 | 27 | 8 |
2421 | Nike is paying me hay for life after winning the Derby if I wear their shoes. I keep the stud fees... | 1.3071 | 0.04228 | 140 | 107 | 26 | 7 |
2422 | Loafers? Really? You want to wear loafers now? | 1.3071 | 0.04744 | 140 | 104 | 29 | 7 |
2423 | So, it seemed appropriate that the red ones would be near my horse's ass. | 1.3071 | 0.04956 | 140 | 106 | 25 | 9 |
2424 | I'm a proud mare on a dude ranch. | 1.3071 | 0.04956 | 140 | 106 | 25 | 9 |
2425 | I can go check in the back but I’m fairly sure that’s all we have. | 1.3071 | 0.04522 | 140 | 102 | 33 | 5 |
2426 | Can we stick to the paved trails today? I just got new shoes. | 1.3071 | 0.04407 | 140 | 101 | 35 | 4 |
2427 | I don’t know dude, the hats a bit much | 1.3071 | 0.04744 | 140 | 104 | 29 | 7 |
2428 | Sorry Trigger, but I couldn't get the matching pink ones in your front hoof size. | 1.3071 | 0.04744 | 140 | 104 | 29 | 7 |
2429 | Fashion is the new luck | 1.3071 | 0.05109 | 140 | 110 | 18 | 12 |
2430 | What? They’re just until the salons reopen. | 1.3071 | 0.03913 | 140 | 109 | 24 | 7 |
2431 | Do you ever stop horsing around? | 1.3071 | 0.04851 | 140 | 105 | 27 | 8 |
2432 | I see you’re hot to trot | 1.3071 | 0.05058 | 140 | 107 | 23 | 10 |
2433 | John knew he hit rock-bottom when he was envious of a horse. | 1.3071 | 0.05159 | 140 | 108 | 21 | 11 |
2434 | I felt like I needed to add some color to my life | 1.3071 | 0.04956 | 140 | 106 | 25 | 9 |
2435 | That’s gonna be a neigh on the shoes. | 1.3071 | 0.04634 | 140 | 103 | 31 | 6 |
2436 | It’s not “just a phase.” | 1.3071 | 0.05058 | 140 | 107 | 23 | 10 |
2437 | I wear different colored shoes cause horses is color-blind. What are your excuse for wearing those atrocity for a hat, Steve? | 1.3071 | 0.05058 | 140 | 107 | 23 | 10 |
2438 | What? They have great arch support. | 1.3071 | 0.04634 | 140 | 103 | 31 | 6 |
2439 | I’ve though about it, and I would like to move to the city | 1.3071 | 0.04851 | 140 | 105 | 27 | 8 |
2440 | Jimmy Choo has a 50% off sale! | 1.3071 | 0.04851 | 140 | 105 | 27 | 8 |
2441 | Ok, now you walk a mile in mine. | 1.3066 | 0.04811 | 137 | 102 | 28 | 7 |
2442 | I told you I can't be tamed. | 1.3066 | 0.04464 | 137 | 99 | 34 | 4 |
2443 | Those are very smart shoes but the colors are all wrong for you. | 1.3066 | 0.05135 | 137 | 105 | 22 | 10 |
2444 | I call it - business in the front, party in the back | 1.3066 | 0.04811 | 137 | 102 | 28 | 7 |
2445 | Why are you wearing Jessica's hat? | 1.3066 | 0.04403 | 137 | 101 | 31 | 5 |
2446 | Where did you find my hat? It’s been missing from my closet for weeks! | 1.3066 | 0.04921 | 137 | 103 | 26 | 8 |
2447 | Blue is forward, red is backward. | 1.3066 | 0.04582 | 137 | 100 | 32 | 5 |
2448 | Too Hamptons? | 1.3066 | 0.04698 | 137 | 101 | 30 | 6 |
2449 | So you’re going with the hat again... | 1.3066 | 0.04582 | 137 | 100 | 32 | 5 |
2450 | I like the red but it's up to you. | 1.3066 | 0.04342 | 137 | 103 | 28 | 6 |
2451 | Not every day is a sandal day, John. | 1.3066 | 0.04921 | 137 | 103 | 26 | 8 |
2452 | Would you quit horsing around. I told you blue to the left and red to the right. | 1.3058 | 0.04817 | 121 | 93 | 21 | 7 |
2453 | Zappos. Why do you ask? | 1.3050 | 0.04715 | 141 | 105 | 29 | 7 |
2454 | ...and when you gallop, they''ll be a blur of purple. | 1.3050 | 0.05027 | 141 | 108 | 23 | 10 |
2455 | What do you think? Yay or neigh? | 1.3050 | 0.04715 | 141 | 105 | 29 | 7 |
2456 | I was just another dumb old talking horse. That is... until I put on the shoes | 1.3050 | 0.04661 | 141 | 107 | 26 | 8 |
2457 | Front legs to go Back legs to stop. | 1.3043 | 0.05404 | 138 | 109 | 16 | 13 |
2458 | I’m guessing you dressed in the dark? | 1.3043 | 0.04997 | 138 | 105 | 24 | 9 |
2459 | It completes my whole "business in front, party in the back" aesthetic. | 1.3043 | 0.04997 | 138 | 105 | 24 | 9 |
2460 | My first rodeo - how do I look? | 1.3043 | 0.04554 | 138 | 101 | 32 | 5 |
2461 | I pride myself on being a horse of a different color. | 1.3043 | 0.04316 | 138 | 99 | 36 | 3 |
2462 | Don't even think about nailing these to my hooves. | 1.3043 | 0.04890 | 138 | 104 | 26 | 8 |
2463 | The blue ones are my dancing shoes, and the red ones are for kicking you in the balls. | 1.3043 | 0.04890 | 138 | 104 | 26 | 8 |
2464 | No! Port is Green on the Left and Starboard is Red on the Right. | 1.3043 | 0.04437 | 138 | 100 | 34 | 4 |
2465 | What? The blacksmith was closed due to COVID-19. | 1.3043 | 0.05102 | 138 | 106 | 22 | 10 |
2466 | If they try to track us they'll think it's just two cool dudes. | 1.3043 | 0.04612 | 138 | 104 | 27 | 7 |
2467 | I go by Edna now. | 1.3043 | 0.04997 | 138 | 105 | 24 | 9 |
2468 | I thought we were going to that nice ravine. | 1.3043 | 0.04781 | 138 | 107 | 22 | 9 |
2469 | So, which pair matches my coat better? | 1.3043 | 0.04669 | 138 | 102 | 30 | 6 |
2470 | I told my children to stop dressing up my horse. | 1.3043 | 0.04781 | 138 | 103 | 28 | 7 |
2471 | WHAT KIND OF BLACKSMITH DO YOU USE? | 1.3043 | 0.05205 | 138 | 107 | 20 | 11 |
2472 | No, no. It’s red to port, and green to starboard. | 1.3043 | 0.04890 | 138 | 104 | 26 | 8 |
2473 | They're not "Kinky Boots" but they'll do. | 1.3043 | 0.04554 | 138 | 101 | 32 | 5 |
2474 | Ever since the Blacksmith figured how to use Amazon, you've become a nightmare. | 1.3043 | 0.04781 | 138 | 103 | 28 | 7 |
2475 | Too early to say, but thanks for not nailing them on. | 1.3043 | 0.04669 | 138 | 102 | 30 | 6 |
2476 | Strange things happened in quarantine, eh? | 1.3043 | 0.04554 | 138 | 101 | 32 | 5 |
2477 | Blue or red ,I am on the fence | 1.3043 | 0.04554 | 138 | 101 | 32 | 5 |
2478 | Did you do something different with your hair? | 1.3043 | 0.04997 | 138 | 105 | 24 | 9 |
2479 | Well, your hat is stupid. | 1.3043 | 0.04890 | 138 | 104 | 26 | 8 |
2480 | Yes, well, everyone is wearing "personalized" face masks so I said, To hell with it; time to spice things up | 1.3043 | 0.04669 | 138 | 102 | 30 | 6 |
2481 | I didn't say anything about your hat, just give me this. | 1.3043 | 0.04781 | 138 | 103 | 28 | 7 |
2482 | I can see why you came to me for advice, but I just don’t know much about hats | 1.3043 | 0.04554 | 138 | 101 | 32 | 5 |
2483 | The horseshoes descriptions on amazon are way off. | 1.3043 | 0.05501 | 138 | 110 | 14 | 14 |
2484 | They were the only shoes in my size. | 1.3043 | 0.04890 | 138 | 104 | 26 | 8 |
2485 | My blacksmith just got back from Paris Fashion Week. | 1.3040 | 0.04980 | 125 | 93 | 26 | 6 |
2486 | This is what happens when I ask the wife to reshoe the horses. | 1.3040 | 0.04980 | 125 | 93 | 26 | 6 |
2487 | You, Sir, are all hat and no cattle. | 1.3040 | 0.05591 | 125 | 98 | 16 | 11 |
2488 | I’m a working horse... I went looking for horseshoes... on Rodeo Drive... in Beverly Hills. | 1.3040 | 0.05355 | 125 | 96 | 20 | 9 |
2489 | A bet's a bet Rusty. | 1.3040 | 0.05108 | 125 | 94 | 24 | 7 |
2490 | Ok, but only if you lose that hat. | 1.3040 | 0.04849 | 125 | 92 | 28 | 5 |
2491 | Do you think this is the Rainbow Round-up? | 1.3040 | 0.05355 | 125 | 96 | 20 | 9 |
2492 | Um, Dave, these aren't horse shoes. | 1.3040 | 0.05355 | 125 | 96 | 20 | 9 |
2493 | Johnny from the counter says the blue will contrast with my eyes | 1.3040 | 0.04980 | 125 | 95 | 23 | 7 |
2494 | I never really felt like a stallion until now. | 1.3040 | 0.05108 | 125 | 94 | 24 | 7 |
2495 | I read in Vogue it's declassé for finger and toenail polish to be the same color. | 1.3040 | 0.05355 | 125 | 96 | 20 | 9 |
2496 | Because shoes don't come in fours David! | 1.3040 | 0.05108 | 125 | 94 | 24 | 7 |
2497 | It was either these mismatched ones or the high heels. | 1.3040 | 0.04980 | 125 | 93 | 26 | 6 |
2498 | I'm firing you as my personal shopper. | 1.3040 | 0.05233 | 125 | 95 | 22 | 8 |
2499 | Ooh, ‘gallop.” I thought you’ve saying ‘gala.’ | 1.3040 | 0.05233 | 125 | 95 | 22 | 8 |
2500 | Those snakeskin? | 1.3040 | 0.05705 | 125 | 99 | 14 | 12 |
2501 | The new blacksmith worked for Jimmy Choo. | 1.3040 | 0.05474 | 125 | 97 | 18 | 10 |
2502 | I wasn't sure if you were taking me somewhere fancy or more relaxed. | 1.3040 | 0.04980 | 125 | 93 | 26 | 6 |
2503 | I guess they don’t make flip flops for hooves? | 1.3040 | 0.00803 | 125 | 103 | 20 | 2 |
2504 | They have good arch support. | 1.3040 | 0.04980 | 125 | 93 | 26 | 6 |
2505 | They were having a ‘buy one, get one free’ sale. | 1.3040 | 0.05355 | 125 | 96 | 20 | 9 |
2506 | I'm waiting for the pants to be buy one get one free. | 1.3040 | 0.04915 | 125 | 95 | 23 | 7 |
2507 | I don't think they'll swipe these ones from me to play horse shoes | 1.3040 | 0.05474 | 125 | 97 | 18 | 10 |
2508 | Don’t give me that look | 1.3040 | 0.05233 | 125 | 95 | 22 | 8 |
2509 | Ever seen a mule in mules? | 1.3040 | 0.04980 | 125 | 93 | 26 | 6 |
2510 | Tap is my life! | 1.3040 | 0.05591 | 125 | 98 | 16 | 11 |
2511 | Sarah, my girl, I'll be honest, you've really freaked me out a bit here... how did you tie your laces? | 1.3040 | 0.05355 | 125 | 96 | 20 | 9 |
2512 | Get used to it. I'm no longer hoofing it. | 1.3037 | 0.04734 | 135 | 100 | 29 | 6 |
2513 | Well there’s more than one way to shoe a horse Cowboy . | 1.3037 | 0.04962 | 135 | 102 | 25 | 8 |
2514 | Teal with pink? Really? | 1.3037 | 0.04850 | 135 | 101 | 27 | 7 |
2515 | Honestly Rex? I'd go with the Guccis and return the Bruno Maglis. | 1.3037 | 0.04962 | 135 | 102 | 25 | 8 |
2516 | OK, if it makes you feel better, I'll put one of the red shoes in front and one of the blue shoes in back. | 1.3037 | 0.04734 | 135 | 100 | 29 | 6 |
2517 | I thought saddle shoes and New Yorker comics only came in black and white? | 1.3037 | 0.04962 | 135 | 102 | 25 | 8 |
2518 | What did you do with the Manolos? | 1.3037 | 0.04850 | 135 | 101 | 27 | 7 |
2519 | This is the last time I’ll ever order shoes online. | 1.3037 | 0.04962 | 135 | 102 | 25 | 8 |
2520 | Should we return these and get the open-hooved slippers? | 1.3037 | 0.05180 | 135 | 104 | 21 | 10 |
2521 | How many pairs of those bucking shoes do you have? | 1.3037 | 0.05073 | 135 | 103 | 23 | 9 |
2522 | Do they make my hooves look big? | 1.3037 | 0.04850 | 135 | 101 | 27 | 7 |
2523 | I warn you, many a horse has been lost for want of a shoe... | 1.3037 | 0.04370 | 135 | 97 | 35 | 3 |
2524 | Can l see something in a saddle shoe? | 1.3037 | 0.04306 | 135 | 104 | 24 | 7 |
2525 | So now I suppose you want me to call you "they" | 1.3037 | 0.04906 | 135 | 104 | 22 | 9 |
2526 | Oh, I thought you said Rodeo Drive. | 1.3037 | 0.05180 | 135 | 104 | 21 | 10 |
2527 | It's over. And she wants all her stuff back. | 1.3037 | 0.04734 | 135 | 102 | 26 | 7 |
2528 | It’s called fashion, Jarred. | 1.3037 | 0.04962 | 135 | 102 | 25 | 8 |
2529 | It’s going to be a black-and-white photo | 1.3037 | 0.04962 | 135 | 102 | 25 | 8 |
2530 | It’s my version of a mullet. Business in the front, party in the back. | 1.3037 | 0.05491 | 135 | 107 | 15 | 13 |
2531 | This is how you "horse around." | 1.3037 | 0.05073 | 135 | 103 | 23 | 9 |
2532 | Open toes in the front? You don't HAVE any toes! | 1.3034 | 0.04624 | 145 | 108 | 30 | 7 |
2533 | You didn’t say anything about a purse! | 1.3034 | 0.04827 | 145 | 110 | 26 | 9 |
2534 | I should've known something was up when he changed his sign from "Blacksmith" to "Farrier". | 1.3028 | 0.04468 | 142 | 104 | 33 | 5 |
2535 | And you thought I couldn’t open your closet door! | 1.3028 | 0.04895 | 142 | 108 | 25 | 9 |
2536 | You may be confusing the yellow brick road with the dusty trail. | 1.3022 | 0.04527 | 139 | 102 | 32 | 5 |
2537 | Yeah, the roosters are on the fence too. | 1.3022 | 0.04752 | 139 | 104 | 28 | 7 |
2538 | My tail is dragging. I think I need lifts for my rear shoes. | 1.3022 | 0.05070 | 139 | 107 | 22 | 10 |
2539 | Yer ma—God rest her soul—wanted you to have them. | 1.3022 | 0.04860 | 139 | 105 | 26 | 8 |
2540 | I think you have my hat. | 1.3022 | 0.04752 | 139 | 104 | 28 | 7 |
2541 | Six feet please. | 1.3022 | 0.04860 | 139 | 105 | 26 | 8 |
2542 | It’s the best I could do. Supply chains are disrupted right now. | 1.3022 | 0.04860 | 139 | 105 | 26 | 8 |
2543 | First rodeo? | 1.3016 | 0.04683 | 126 | 92 | 30 | 4 |
2544 | I could never pull off a hat like that. | 1.3016 | 0.05197 | 126 | 96 | 22 | 8 |
2545 | A hat would complete the look, nay? | 1.3016 | 0.04817 | 126 | 93 | 28 | 5 |
2546 | My usual farrier is in quarantine. | 1.3015 | 0.04467 | 136 | 99 | 33 | 4 |
2547 | OK, but you'll have to lose the hat. | 1.3015 | 0.04819 | 136 | 102 | 27 | 7 |
2548 | I got them on sale. | 1.3015 | 0.04705 | 136 | 101 | 29 | 6 |
2549 | I said I had horse sense, not fashion sense. | 1.3015 | 0.04467 | 136 | 99 | 33 | 4 |
2550 | Next time, let’s stick with a blacksmith. | 1.3015 | 0.05147 | 136 | 105 | 21 | 10 |
2551 | You're the first animal to be in color in the New Yorker, and you are wearing mismatching socks. Way to represent. | 1.3008 | 0.03617 | 133 | 105 | 22 | 6 |
2552 | I’m the horse of different colors. You’ve heard of me, right? | 1.3008 | 0.05005 | 133 | 101 | 24 | 8 |
2553 | Betcha some darn neighbor's running a horseshoe tournament. | 1.3008 | 0.05061 | 133 | 104 | 19 | 10 |
2554 | Well I don't care what you say Jon, I think they look fabulous and I want to wear them. Why are you always sniping at me? Do I critique your hat, which everyone knows scream "Compensating"? No. They all talk about you behind your back you know. Jerk. | 1.3008 | 0.05335 | 133 | 104 | 18 | 11 |
2555 | I'm going out to play with the deer and the antelope. Want to come? | 1.3008 | 0.05005 | 133 | 101 | 24 | 8 |
2556 | I was slipping when I walked down a ramp. | 1.3008 | 0.05227 | 133 | 103 | 20 | 10 |
2557 | But all the other fillies are wearing them now! | 1.3008 | 0.04771 | 133 | 99 | 28 | 6 |
2558 | The invitation said “dressage casual.” | 1.3008 | 0.05005 | 133 | 101 | 24 | 8 |
2559 | No more ridiculous than your Crocs | 1.3008 | 0.04651 | 133 | 98 | 30 | 5 |
2560 | Do you think the red shoes make me look fat? | 1.3008 | 0.05061 | 133 | 104 | 19 | 10 |
2561 | What no rhinestones? I am a cowboy, after all. | 1.3008 | 0.05227 | 133 | 103 | 20 | 10 |
2562 | You forgot my orthotics didn't you? | 1.3008 | 0.05227 | 133 | 103 | 20 | 10 |
2563 | Now you try walking a mile in my shoes. | 1.3008 | 0.04947 | 133 | 103 | 21 | 9 |
2564 | I grew up gender-neutral! | 1.3008 | 0.04334 | 133 | 98 | 31 | 4 |
2565 | you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make it tap dance | 1.3008 | 0.04889 | 133 | 100 | 26 | 7 |
2566 | and that’s why you need to register and vote. Nice shoes by the way | 1.3008 | 0.05441 | 133 | 105 | 16 | 12 |
2567 | What? You said you didn't want to go out | 1.3008 | 0.04771 | 133 | 99 | 28 | 6 |
2568 | I think the blue ones bring out the color of your eyes. | 1.3000 | 0.04723 | 140 | 105 | 28 | 7 |
2569 | No matching belt? | 1.3000 | 0.04204 | 140 | 105 | 30 | 5 |
2570 | Let me guess — one of those gender reveals? | 1.3000 | 0.04612 | 140 | 109 | 22 | 9 |
2571 | Now Goody, if I told you once...... | 1.3000 | 0.04723 | 140 | 105 | 28 | 7 |
2572 | I got tired of trotting. How do you feel about loafing? | 1.3000 | 0.04830 | 140 | 106 | 26 | 8 |
2573 | This time, order the ones with nails.” | 1.3000 | 0.05238 | 140 | 110 | 18 | 12 |
2574 | I thought you'd appreciate a horseshoe of a different color. | 1.3000 | 0.05238 | 140 | 110 | 18 | 12 |
2575 | My new farrier is Italian. | 1.3000 | 0.04935 | 140 | 107 | 24 | 9 |
2576 | I’m just asking you to get off my back. | 1.3000 | 0.04935 | 140 | 107 | 24 | 9 |
2577 | My call came from Prancing With the Stars. | 1.3000 | 0.04965 | 120 | 89 | 26 | 5 |
2578 | So wadda you think? I got ‘em BOGO. | 1.3000 | 0.04830 | 140 | 106 | 26 | 8 |
2579 | Can we hire a REAL blacksmith? | 1.3000 | 0.04935 | 140 | 107 | 24 | 9 |
2580 | I went trotting through your closet. | 1.3000 | 0.04935 | 140 | 107 | 24 | 9 |
2581 | Ok, you win, I’ll stop wearing this hat. Now take off those shoes. | 1.3000 | 0.05139 | 140 | 109 | 20 | 11 |
2582 | Trust me, the loafers will deflect attention from that ridiculous hat. | 1.3000 | 0.04500 | 140 | 103 | 32 | 5 |
2583 | ‘No more ridiculous than your lid, broheme.” | 1.3000 | 0.03887 | 140 | 108 | 26 | 6 |
2584 | So, what's new in your corral? | 1.3000 | 0.04384 | 140 | 104 | 31 | 5 |
2585 | My shoes are a statement, and I also want a hat like yours. | 1.3000 | 0.05038 | 140 | 108 | 22 | 10 |
2586 | You have no right to comment. Yesterday you wore a shirt with tassels. | 1.3000 | 0.04500 | 140 | 103 | 32 | 5 |
2587 | Sorry, old fella, I guess I haven’t mastered ordering shoes on line. | 1.3000 | 0.04612 | 140 | 104 | 30 | 6 |
2588 | "The invitation said "Black Tie" not "Country Club Casual." | 1.3000 | 0.04442 | 140 | 110 | 22 | 8 |
2589 | You know me: never can pass by two-for-one offer. | 1.3000 | 0.04500 | 140 | 103 | 32 | 5 |
2590 | You are asking for trouble going into town like that. | 1.3000 | 0.04723 | 140 | 105 | 28 | 7 |
2591 | That hat looks ridiculous on you. | 1.3000 | 0.04830 | 140 | 106 | 26 | 8 |
2592 | It's hard to find a matching quadruple | 1.3000 | 0.05038 | 140 | 108 | 22 | 10 |
2593 | You've been reading VOGUE again, haven't you? | 1.3000 | 0.04830 | 140 | 106 | 26 | 8 |
2594 | You wanted shoes. I got you shoes. Quit complaining and let's go. | 1.3000 | 0.04830 | 140 | 106 | 26 | 8 |
2595 | You’re the one that insisted that I wear horseshoes | 1.3000 | 0.05038 | 140 | 108 | 22 | 10 |
2596 | I agree. Metal Shoes are so yesterday. | 1.3000 | 0.04612 | 140 | 104 | 30 | 6 |
2597 | Yet again I’m the only one putting in effort. | 1.3000 | 0.04723 | 140 | 105 | 28 | 7 |
2598 | Seriously you don’t think they clash with the color of the saddle? | 1.3000 | 0.04612 | 140 | 104 | 30 | 6 |
2599 | No more flip flops until I can get a pedicure. | 1.3000 | 0.05104 | 120 | 90 | 24 | 6 |
2600 | ... I finally realized I am gender neutral 😊 | 1.3000 | 0.02813 | 140 | 113 | 21 | 6 |
2601 | They're from the Bridle and Formal shop | 1.3000 | 0.04143 | 140 | 105 | 30 | 5 |
2602 | I rode in on this? | 1.3000 | 0.05104 | 120 | 90 | 24 | 6 |
2603 | Let's take a new tack. | 1.3000 | 0.04723 | 140 | 105 | 28 | 7 |
2604 | I never wanted to do this anyway, but okay | 1.3000 | 0.04723 | 140 | 105 | 28 | 7 |
2605 | That’s it, we are getting a new farrier. | 1.3000 | 0.05038 | 140 | 108 | 22 | 10 |
2606 | It's supposed to be green - starboard, and red - port, not green - front, red - rear. | 1.3000 | 0.04830 | 140 | 106 | 26 | 8 |
2607 | I thought we could go dancing tonight... | 1.2991 | 0.04970 | 117 | 94 | 14 | 9 |
2608 | Ever since I’ve been a gelding I’ve had an uncontrollable desire to shop for shoes | 1.2991 | 0.04585 | 117 | 89 | 23 | 5 |
2609 | I told you to check the new blacksmith's references. | 1.2985 | 0.05084 | 134 | 103 | 22 | 9 |
2610 | What!? A talking horse! | 1.2985 | 0.04972 | 134 | 102 | 24 | 8 |
2611 | You know no one can see your shoes over zoom, right? | 1.2985 | 0.04858 | 134 | 101 | 26 | 7 |
2612 | Why the long face, cowboy? I want to look shod, not shoddy. | 1.2979 | 0.05107 | 141 | 110 | 20 | 11 |
2613 | Two Reeboks and two Skechers. I diversify my runs. | 1.2979 | 0.04905 | 141 | 108 | 24 | 9 |
2614 | I know the colors don't match but the other option had shoelaces. | 1.2979 | 0.04905 | 141 | 108 | 24 | 9 |
2615 | No, I distinctly remember you said the gunfight would be at the Really Nice Corral. | 1.2979 | 0.04694 | 141 | 106 | 28 | 7 |
2616 | Riding days are over, pal. Which way to the runway? | 1.2979 | 0.04473 | 141 | 104 | 32 | 5 |
2617 | Ok, I put on the shoes. Now what are you going to do with the hat? | 1.2979 | 0.04473 | 141 | 104 | 32 | 5 |
2618 | Well, they may not be horseshoes but they are your horse's shoes. | 1.2979 | 0.04585 | 141 | 105 | 30 | 6 |
2619 | They didn't have four of one color. | 1.2979 | 0.04119 | 141 | 108 | 27 | 6 |
2620 | Cowboy Reboot | 1.2979 | 0.04800 | 141 | 107 | 26 | 8 |
2621 | You said “No shoes, no service, right?” | 1.2979 | 0.04905 | 141 | 108 | 24 | 9 |
2622 | No, they don’t match. They go together. | 1.2979 | 0.04694 | 141 | 106 | 28 | 7 |
2623 | I promised to walk a mile in both of their shoes | 1.2979 | 0.04800 | 141 | 107 | 26 | 8 |
2624 | With these I go clop-clip. | 1.2977 | 0.04809 | 131 | 98 | 27 | 6 |
2625 | Quit horsing around and give me my shoes | 1.2977 | 0.05275 | 131 | 102 | 19 | 10 |
2626 | Now, I want a cape. | 1.2977 | 0.05048 | 131 | 100 | 23 | 8 |
2627 | No, I didn't say I don't like them. I just said it was different, that's all. | 1.2977 | 0.05048 | 131 | 100 | 23 | 8 |
2628 | Really? Maybe I’m color blind. | 1.2977 | 0.04623 | 131 | 99 | 26 | 6 |
2629 | I didn’t say a thing ... | 1.2977 | 0.05048 | 131 | 103 | 19 | 9 |
2630 | So you swear you weren’t in my closet? | 1.2977 | 0.04686 | 131 | 97 | 29 | 5 |
2631 | Unbelievable. I told the salesman I was colorblind! | 1.2977 | 0.04930 | 131 | 99 | 25 | 7 |
2632 | I slipped the blacksmith a twenty. | 1.2963 | 0.04711 | 135 | 101 | 28 | 6 |
2633 | Well I think your hat's pretty silly too. | 1.2963 | 0.05159 | 135 | 105 | 20 | 10 |
2634 | Not matchy-matchy, anyways | 1.2963 | 0.04940 | 135 | 103 | 24 | 8 |
2635 | Please address me as "they." | 1.2963 | 0.04940 | 135 | 103 | 24 | 8 |
2636 | Be honest. Do they make me look fat? | 1.2963 | 0.05051 | 135 | 104 | 22 | 9 |
2637 | Both colors look great on you. | 1.2963 | 0.03337 | 135 | 106 | 24 | 5 |
2638 | Shoes, good. But you're still gonna need a shirt or we're not getting service." | 1.2963 | 0.04711 | 135 | 101 | 28 | 6 |
2639 | There's a dance down at the corral tonight. | 1.2963 | 0.04652 | 135 | 103 | 25 | 7 |
2640 | his 'n hers | 1.2963 | 0.05265 | 135 | 106 | 18 | 11 |
2641 | They had them in every color. | 1.2963 | 0.04216 | 135 | 102 | 28 | 5 |
2642 | Howdy pardner! I'm gender fluid. | 1.2963 | 0.05051 | 135 | 104 | 22 | 9 |
2643 | If you don't make fun of my shoes I won’t make fun of your hat. | 1.2963 | 0.04940 | 135 | 103 | 24 | 8 |
2644 | I can only get you to Kansas. The green ones are just for show. | 1.2963 | 0.04940 | 135 | 103 | 24 | 8 |
2645 | Don’t give me that look. I read a Gallop poll that said these were IN | 1.2963 | 0.04711 | 135 | 101 | 28 | 6 |
2646 | Yeah, I've been through the desert on a horse from Balmain. | 1.2963 | 0.04940 | 135 | 103 | 24 | 8 |
2647 | Seriously, you're not getting on my back with that. | 1.2963 | 0.05051 | 135 | 104 | 22 | 9 |
2648 | So, for how long did the doctor say you have to wear that hat? | 1.2963 | 0.05265 | 135 | 106 | 18 | 11 |
2649 | .....cuz they didn’t have two matching pairs is size 24. | 1.2958 | 0.04771 | 142 | 108 | 26 | 8 |
2650 | Style over substance, again? | 1.2958 | 0.04332 | 142 | 104 | 34 | 4 |
2651 | We may be the O.K. Corral, but that don't mean anything goes. | 1.2958 | 0.04771 | 142 | 108 | 26 | 8 |
2652 | I'm transitioning." | 1.2957 | 0.05520 | 115 | 89 | 18 | 8 |
2653 | Why aren't you wearing a mask? | 1.2957 | 0.05790 | 115 | 91 | 14 | 10 |
2654 | Would you believe PPE? | 1.2957 | 0.05236 | 115 | 87 | 22 | 6 |
2655 | You said to hurry up | 1.2957 | 0.05236 | 115 | 87 | 22 | 6 |
2656 | But these shoes are for a horse of a different color. | 1.2955 | 0.04898 | 132 | 100 | 25 | 7 |
2657 | They ran out of blue in my size. | 1.2955 | 0.04898 | 132 | 100 | 25 | 7 |
2658 | Yea, I could never do that look, but it works for you. | 1.2955 | 0.04778 | 132 | 99 | 27 | 6 |
2659 | I’m gender fluid. | 1.2955 | 0.04898 | 132 | 100 | 25 | 7 |
2660 | I’m not changing my hat just because you think your friends will laugh at you. | 1.2955 | 0.03087 | 132 | 103 | 26 | 3 |
2661 | no blacksmiths around here, these are the best I could do! | 1.2955 | 0.05128 | 132 | 102 | 21 | 9 |
2662 | Business in the front, horsing around in the back - that’s how I run. | 1.2955 | 0.03685 | 132 | 101 | 27 | 4 |
2663 | Oh yeah, well maybe these are lucky too! | 1.2955 | 0.04898 | 132 | 100 | 25 | 7 |
2664 | They keep getting lost in the wash. | 1.2955 | 0.05014 | 132 | 101 | 23 | 8 |
2665 | I told you I was uneasy using a new blacksmith from Beverly Hills? | 1.2955 | 0.05128 | 132 | 102 | 21 | 9 |
2666 | Whoa—so I’m colorblind? | 1.2955 | 0.04778 | 132 | 99 | 27 | 6 |
2667 | No one can resist a two-for-one clearance sale. Besides, think of how much you'll save in nails! | 1.2955 | 0.03838 | 132 | 107 | 17 | 8 |
2668 | You need to forget about dressage, this is a dude ranch! | 1.2955 | 0.04778 | 132 | 101 | 24 | 7 |
2669 | I know, but blacksmiths aren't an essential service. | 1.2955 | 0.04778 | 132 | 99 | 27 | 6 |
2670 | Saddle loafers" aren't just lazy riders, you know | 1.2955 | 0.04465 | 132 | 99 | 28 | 5 |
2671 | Still undecided? | 1.2955 | 0.04465 | 132 | 101 | 25 | 6 |
2672 | I can’t believe you’re wearing those without socks. | 1.2955 | 0.04655 | 132 | 98 | 29 | 5 |
2673 | Why choose if you don't have to? | 1.2955 | 0.04530 | 132 | 97 | 31 | 4 |
2674 | They're donating a pair for every pair purchased - so I ordered more than I need. | 1.2955 | 0.04898 | 132 | 100 | 25 | 7 |
2675 | I used to ride with "Billy the Ked" | 1.2955 | 0.05014 | 132 | 101 | 23 | 8 |
2676 | These are great, but I'm really trying to find a pair that makes a good "clippety-cloppety" sound if you know what I mean. | 1.2955 | 0.04655 | 132 | 98 | 29 | 5 |
2677 | We were going to the rodeo, not Rodeo Dr. But, lemme guess, Jimmy Choo and Versace. | 1.2955 | 0.05014 | 132 | 101 | 23 | 8 |
2678 | They were by the door and I’ve been telling you for weeks I need shoes. | 1.2955 | 0.04898 | 132 | 100 | 25 | 7 |
2679 | Don't you know that lf you're going to do designer shoes your bridle and saddle has to match! | 1.2955 | 0.04717 | 132 | 103 | 21 | 8 |
2680 | On Zoom, nobody knows you’re wearing lifts. | 1.2955 | 0.05349 | 132 | 104 | 17 | 11 |
2681 | When I said matchin’, I meant all four! | 1.2955 | 0.04898 | 132 | 100 | 25 | 7 |
2682 | They can't see 'em on Zoom. | 1.2955 | 0.05014 | 132 | 101 | 23 | 8 |
2683 | You’re not going anywhere without a mask. | 1.2955 | 0.05128 | 132 | 102 | 21 | 9 |
2684 | So you'd be willing to give up carrots for a matching bag? | 1.2955 | 0.04655 | 132 | 98 | 29 | 5 |
2685 | If the shoe fits, wear it" does not mean take their shoes | 1.2955 | 0.05014 | 132 | 101 | 23 | 8 |
2686 | It's easy. Red for rear. | 1.2955 | 0.04778 | 132 | 99 | 27 | 6 |
2687 | Come to think of it, you really do have two left feet. | 1.2955 | 0.05014 | 132 | 101 | 23 | 8 |
2688 | As a clotheshorse, I'm dressing down. | 1.2955 | 0.04778 | 132 | 99 | 27 | 6 |
2689 | It's the best I could do. They're human shoes. | 1.2955 | 0.02214 | 132 | 107 | 21 | 4 |
2690 | Yeah? Walk a mile in my shoes, pal. | 1.2955 | 0.04898 | 132 | 100 | 25 | 7 |
2691 | I dunno, Whitey...Aquamarine and pink? | 1.2955 | 0.05014 | 132 | 101 | 23 | 8 |
2692 | You're one to talk, Mr. Funny Hat. | 1.2955 | 0.04898 | 132 | 100 | 25 | 7 |
2693 | They were on sale, BOGO | 1.2955 | 0.04655 | 132 | 98 | 29 | 5 |
2694 | I'm not sure exactly, I guess I just sort of thought you'd be a bit happier that your goddamned talking horse dressed itself for the first fucking time, Danny. | 1.2955 | 0.05349 | 132 | 104 | 17 | 11 |
2695 | Neither matches your saddlebag. | 1.2955 | 0.04778 | 132 | 99 | 27 | 6 |
2696 | You can't wear those here. Wait until we get to California. | 1.2955 | 0.05014 | 132 | 101 | 23 | 8 |
2697 | But you said giddy up! | 1.2955 | 0.04778 | 132 | 99 | 27 | 6 |
2698 | Do they go with my saddle? | 1.2955 | 0.04655 | 132 | 98 | 29 | 5 |
2699 | I identify as a mare | 1.2955 | 0.04778 | 132 | 99 | 27 | 6 |
2700 | Please don’t step on my blue suede shoes. | 1.2955 | 0.04778 | 132 | 99 | 27 | 6 |
2701 | Does this work, or can you tell we’re two people in a horse costume? | 1.2955 | 0.04898 | 132 | 100 | 25 | 7 |
2702 | Trotting in those and moving your hips—we'll call it the loco-motion." | 1.2955 | 0.04898 | 132 | 100 | 25 | 7 |
2703 | I know they don't match, but it was all they had in my size | 1.2955 | 0.04655 | 132 | 100 | 26 | 6 |
2704 | How would you like it if I nailed on your shoes? | 1.2955 | 0.04778 | 132 | 101 | 24 | 7 |
2705 | Just remember: no white after Labor Day. | 1.2955 | 0.04530 | 132 | 102 | 23 | 7 |
2706 | The last thing I remember, I was at a party with Trigger and Champion. When I woke up I was wearing these. | 1.2955 | 0.04655 | 132 | 98 | 29 | 5 |
2707 | No one will see them on Zoom. | 1.2955 | 0.04778 | 132 | 99 | 27 | 6 |
2708 | So now you know I’m colorblind. | 1.2955 | 0.05014 | 132 | 101 | 23 | 8 |
2709 | I thought you said my saddle goes with any color | 1.2955 | 0.04778 | 132 | 99 | 27 | 6 |
2710 | They're horsethotics. | 1.2955 | 0.05240 | 132 | 103 | 19 | 10 |
2711 | What can I say. He was the only blacksmith within a 100 miles. | 1.2955 | 0.04898 | 132 | 100 | 25 | 7 |
2712 | I said 'Saddle shoes! Saddle shoes, Dad. None of the kids at school are wearing these dumb things." | 1.2955 | 0.05128 | 132 | 102 | 21 | 9 |
2713 | And that’s when I knew the horse was colorblind | 1.2955 | 0.04898 | 132 | 100 | 25 | 7 |
2714 | Horse shoes are so pony express. | 1.2955 | 0.04778 | 132 | 99 | 27 | 6 |
2715 | The horse is out of the barn! | 1.2955 | 0.05014 | 132 | 101 | 23 | 8 |
2716 | You know, I thought the kids screamed more than usual when I put their shoes on this morning. | 1.2955 | 0.05014 | 132 | 101 | 23 | 8 |
2717 | These shoes weren't made for walking. | 1.2955 | 0.04898 | 132 | 100 | 25 | 7 |
2718 | So that explains the disco ball in your stable. | 1.2955 | 0.04655 | 132 | 98 | 29 | 5 |
2719 | Well then why is it called Rodeo Drive? | 1.2955 | 0.04898 | 132 | 100 | 25 | 7 |
2720 | My pronouns are him/her | 1.2955 | 0.04778 | 132 | 99 | 27 | 6 |
2721 | I’m saving up for cowboy boots next | 1.2955 | 0.05128 | 132 | 102 | 21 | 9 |
2722 | Where did you get that ridiculous hat? | 1.2955 | 0.05240 | 132 | 103 | 19 | 10 |
2723 | But the bowling alley’s still closed and they’re just soo cute | 1.2955 | 0.04778 | 132 | 99 | 27 | 6 |
2724 | Fine. But I'm still wearing the pants around here | 1.2955 | 0.04956 | 132 | 103 | 20 | 9 |
2725 | This is the new gender normal, Jack | 1.2955 | 0.04778 | 132 | 99 | 27 | 6 |
2726 | Trail running in the front, power walking in the back. | 1.2955 | 0.05014 | 132 | 101 | 23 | 8 |
2727 | I didn't have time to paint my hooves. | 1.2955 | 0.04778 | 132 | 99 | 27 | 6 |
2728 | Tell me the truth-which ones do you like better? I just can’t decide! | 1.2955 | 0.04778 | 132 | 99 | 27 | 6 |
2729 | I put some new shoes on and suddenly everything is right | 1.2955 | 0.04898 | 132 | 100 | 25 | 7 |
2730 | How about an 11 in Black. | 1.2955 | 0.04898 | 132 | 100 | 25 | 7 |
2731 | They're reversible. | 1.2955 | 0.05349 | 132 | 104 | 17 | 11 |
2732 | I thought theyd go well with my dressage | 1.2955 | 0.05014 | 132 | 101 | 23 | 8 |
2733 | This must be what they mean by a horse of different colors | 1.2955 | 0.05349 | 132 | 104 | 17 | 11 |
2734 | I couldn’t decide so I went with both. | 1.2955 | 0.04530 | 132 | 97 | 31 | 4 |
2735 | Too hot to trot? | 1.2955 | 0.04898 | 132 | 100 | 25 | 7 |
2736 | They just pop so much more than my dreary old horseshoes | 1.2955 | 0.04898 | 132 | 100 | 25 | 7 |
2737 | It was dark when I got dressed this morning. | 1.2946 | 0.04971 | 129 | 98 | 24 | 7 |
2738 | You have the Nerve to criticize MY fashion sense? That's rich! | 1.2946 | 0.04971 | 129 | 98 | 24 | 7 |
2739 | They were all out of purple. | 1.2946 | 0.04721 | 129 | 96 | 28 | 5 |
2740 | It's for my galloping disability. | 1.2946 | 0.05437 | 129 | 102 | 16 | 11 |
2741 | I always thought animals were color blind | 1.2946 | 0.04848 |