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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2020-07-26T21:56:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2020-08-16T21:58:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2020-08-10T21:57:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | August 17, 2020 |
Number of captions | 9176 |
Number of responses | 1929624 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | I don't think 'dressage' means what you think it means. | 2.0644 | 0.00590 | 17969 | 5124 | 6587 | 6258 |
1 | I don't need your approval. I just need you to tie the laces. | 2.0465 | 0.00554 | 20448 | 6053 | 7435 | 6960 |
2 | It’s genius! They’ll be tracking 2 men on foot! | 2.0434 | 0.00579 | 19594 | 6112 | 6560 | 6922 |
3 | Because they don't need to be nailed to my feet, that's why. | 2.0405 | 0.00639 | 15718 | 4774 | 5552 | 5392 |
4 | His suspicions proved true once he saw the shoes. She was a night mare. | 1.9989 | 0.01026 | 6154 | 1996 | 2169 | 1989 |
5 | The hat is a bit much. | 1.9902 | 0.01146 | 4905 | 1605 | 1743 | 1557 |
6 | Dude, I'm a horse and I'm talking and the first question you ask is, why I am wearing shoes that don't match? | 1.9842 | 0.00636 | 17481 | 6385 | 5022 | 6074 |
7 | Technically, they're still horseshoes. | 1.9669 | 0.00597 | 17023 | 5553 | 6517 | 4953 |
8 | I think that will be our last visit to Rodeo Drive. | 1.9570 | 0.00710 | 12768 | 4469 | 4411 | 3888 |
9 | I couldn't decide between the ruby slippers and the blue suede shoes, and then realized I didn't have to. | 1.9565 | 0.00681 | 14216 | 5059 | 4740 | 4417 |
10 | My horse sense said ‘whoa’ but my fashion sense said ‘giddy-up.’ | 1.9531 | 0.00758 | 11501 | 4117 | 3824 | 3560 |
11 | Thanks. Those heels were killing me." | 1.9404 | 0.01102 | 5071 | 1721 | 1931 | 1419 |
12 | Your hat looks ridiculous | 1.9099 | 0.00886 | 8476 | 3248 | 2753 | 2475 |
13 | I like it, I just don’t think I have the right saddle. | 1.9094 | 0.01146 | 4493 | 1547 | 1806 | 1140 |
14 | No, I didn’t get my bangs cut. Something else. Think. | 1.9061 | 0.00710 | 13149 | 5045 | 4299 | 3805 |
15 | I'm going as two people in a horse costume. | 1.9054 | 0.00727 | 12610 | 4869 | 4073 | 3668 |
16 | The front ones are for work. The back ones are just for kicks. | 1.8942 | 0.00863 | 8573 | 3240 | 3002 | 2331 |
17 | You have redefined ranch dressing. | 1.8914 | 0.00775 | 11180 | 4436 | 3527 | 3217 |
18 | Yeah?..Well, I think your hat looks stupid! | 1.8884 | 0.00770 | 11035 | 4328 | 3626 | 3081 |
19 | Did I just hear a discouraging word? | 1.8881 | 0.00818 | 9830 | 3856 | 3224 | 2750 |
20 | You should talk. Look at that hat. | 1.8814 | 0.00639 | 15072 | 5719 | 5459 | 3894 |
21 | I was really hoping for Saddle Shoes. | 1.8740 | 0.00775 | 10954 | 4426 | 3500 | 3028 |
22 | Sure Jed, act like you haven’t also been ordering things you don’t need on Amazon... | 1.8631 | 0.00808 | 9667 | 3830 | 3340 | 2497 |
23 | The blacksmith? His name is Manolo. | 1.8560 | 0.01243 | 4221 | 1724 | 1381 | 1116 |
24 | If we pull this off, there’ll be one confused posse searching the desert for a couple of eight hundred pound women. | 1.8536 | 0.00837 | 9390 | 3907 | 2964 | 2519 |
25 | Sorry, I’m no longer that horse you rode in on. | 1.8343 | 0.00873 | 8185 | 3376 | 2803 | 2006 |
26 | Look, herding your cattle was a fine job. But dancing is my passion. | 1.8068 | 0.01025 | 5895 | 2503 | 2028 | 1364 |
27 | Oh, you're home early. | 1.8024 | 0.00957 | 7129 | 3200 | 2150 | 1779 |
28 | It's called dressing for the job you WANT. | 1.7937 | 0.00996 | 6151 | 2647 | 2129 | 1375 |
29 | But my real desire is to be a show horse | 1.7904 | 0.01289 | 3649 | 1568 | 1278 | 803 |
30 | Slip-ons vs nail-ons, which would you choose? | 1.7884 | 0.00981 | 6436 | 2852 | 2109 | 1475 |
31 | It was a spur of the moment purchase. | 1.7865 | 0.00908 | 7308 | 3166 | 2544 | 1598 |
32 | OK, I walked a mile in your shoes. Now what? | 1.7862 | 0.02550 | 968 | 430 | 315 | 223 |
33 | People change, Dave. | 1.7849 | 0.00932 | 6982 | 3056 | 2383 | 1543 |
34 | For the last time....STAY OUT OF MY CLOSET!! | 1.7831 | 0.01249 | 4144 | 1910 | 1240 | 994 |
35 | Sure, but don't expect me to get above a canter until I break these in. | 1.7797 | 0.00871 | 7340 | 3049 | 2866 | 1425 |
36 | I’m a clothes horse, so shoe me. | 1.7768 | 0.01075 | 5725 | 2676 | 1651 | 1398 |
37 | Sometimes, Buck, I just like to feel pretty. | 1.7756 | 0.01039 | 5654 | 2508 | 1910 | 1236 |
38 | Oh, says the man wearing white after labor day? | 1.7749 | 0.01043 | 5696 | 2560 | 1862 | 1274 |
39 | It’s not blue, it’s cerulean | 1.7678 | 0.01327 | 3703 | 1755 | 1063 | 885 |
40 | These will work for tap, modern, jazz, and canter. | 1.7676 | 0.01443 | 2883 | 1278 | 997 | 608 |
41 | Now I only need a shirt and a facemask to get service. | 1.7670 | 0.01478 | 2919 | 1349 | 901 | 669 |
42 | The Blacksmith's in quarantine. | 1.7523 | 0.01216 | 4202 | 1954 | 1335 | 913 |
43 | Nice hat. I'm guessing it's not nailed to your head. | 1.7500 | 0.01581 | 2620 | 1267 | 741 | 612 |
44 | Well I’ll be damned. I could’ve sworn I’d ordered me a couple of mules | 1.7486 | 0.01609 | 2395 | 1119 | 759 | 517 |
45 | Dude...I'm a TALKING horse. Nobody's going to notice the shoes. | 1.7464 | 0.01172 | 4463 | 2082 | 1434 | 947 |
46 | I'm guessing by the look of it this is your first rodeo. | 1.7438 | 0.00861 | 8116 | 3780 | 2648 | 1688 |
47 | Before you get mad—they were buy one get one. | 1.7415 | 0.01179 | 4120 | 1849 | 1487 | 784 |
48 | The farrier has been closed since the pandemic started... believe me you do NOT want to see these hooves. | 1.7390 | 0.01608 | 2379 | 1123 | 754 | 502 |
49 | You know what they say: Dress for the job you want, not for the job you have. | 1.7376 | 0.00856 | 7958 | 3682 | 2700 | 1576 |
50 | They look purple when I'm galloping. | 1.7337 | 0.01038 | 5752 | 2778 | 1738 | 1236 |
51 | That Clippity Clop, Clippity Clop was driving me crazy! | 1.7278 | 0.02968 | 632 | 285 | 234 | 113 |
52 | I got tired of you always picking out my shoes. | 1.7178 | 0.01535 | 2505 | 1192 | 828 | 485 |
53 | Do they make my ankles look fat? | 1.7117 | 0.01110 | 5029 | 2491 | 1497 | 1041 |
54 | Mare Jordans. | 1.7090 | 0.01262 | 4027 | 2050 | 1101 | 876 |
55 | Try not to make this all about you. | 1.6964 | 0.01006 | 6083 | 3092 | 1753 | 1238 |
56 | No. Horseshoes, NOT horse shoes. | 1.6942 | 0.01391 | 3371 | 1781 | 845 | 745 |
57 | You knew I was a clothes horse. | 1.6938 | 0.01081 | 5040 | 2506 | 1577 | 957 |
58 | ...well I bought one pair, so the second was hoof price ! | 1.6885 | 0.01661 | 2308 | 1206 | 615 | 487 |
59 | If you like iron shoes so much, YOU wear them. | 1.6884 | 0.01133 | 4531 | 2259 | 1431 | 841 |
60 | Thanks. Nice hat. | 1.6837 | 0.01119 | 4455 | 2200 | 1476 | 779 |
61 | My eyes are up here mister. | 1.6825 | 0.01298 | 3540 | 1795 | 1074 | 671 |
62 | Why do you care that they don't match? It's a Zoom rodeo! | 1.6802 | 0.01235 | 4065 | 2117 | 1131 | 817 |
63 | Look, these will have to do until the blacksmith becomes an "essential employee"! | 1.6764 | 0.01204 | 3953 | 1980 | 1273 | 700 |
64 | The blacksmith was closed, so I went to Nordstrom. | 1.6736 | 0.01225 | 3882 | 1980 | 1193 | 709 |
65 | For the last time. You want the B-R-I-D-L-E Shop, not the B-R-I-D-A-L Shop." | 1.6725 | 0.01470 | 2788 | 1447 | 808 | 533 |
66 | They're called mules, not horse shoes. | 1.6692 | 0.01405 | 2996 | 1547 | 894 | 555 |
67 | Who cares?? You’re a gelding. | 1.6673 | 0.01661 | 2284 | 1226 | 592 | 466 |
68 | I feel pretty, and witty, and neigh. | 1.6667 | 0.01391 | 3093 | 1613 | 898 | 582 |
69 | He said he knew how to shoe horses. He was the best. Nobody shoed horses like him. He was a stable genius. Well look. Are you happy now? | 1.6642 | 0.02736 | 816 | 432 | 226 | 158 |
70 | Sorry - I only do the 2 step. | 1.6620 | 0.01539 | 2565 | 1359 | 714 | 492 |
71 | You’ve always been a neigh-sayer. | 1.6604 | 0.01773 | 1929 | 1023 | 538 | 368 |
72 | Now before you say anything I got them on sale. | 1.6586 | 0.01137 | 4297 | 2184 | 1399 | 714 |
73 | They're close to matching and that counts in horseshoes. | 1.6572 | 0.01199 | 4096 | 2151 | 1199 | 746 |
74 | The look really comes alive at a gallop. | 1.6565 | 0.01213 | 3968 | 2073 | 1185 | 710 |
75 | I'm thinking of adding a halter top. | 1.6554 | 0.01345 | 3299 | 1768 | 908 | 623 |
76 | Which pair goes with the saddle? It’s my first rodeo. | 1.6484 | 0.01487 | 2668 | 1423 | 761 | 484 |
77 | That Clippity Clop sound was driving me nuts. | 1.6477 | 0.01278 | 3409 | 1764 | 1083 | 562 |
78 | Do you think he’ll finally notice me? | 1.6475 | 0.01720 | 2000 | 1068 | 569 | 363 |
79 | I traded with two kids who wanted to play horseshoes. | 1.6406 | 0.01593 | 2265 | 1206 | 668 | 391 |
80 | I've always felt different, even as a foal. | 1.6403 | 0.01310 | 3375 | 1802 | 985 | 588 |
81 | I guess this really is your first rodeo. | 1.6398 | 0.01258 | 3640 | 1946 | 1062 | 632 |
82 | No, Buttercup. Red port. Green starboard. | 1.6388 | 0.01801 | 1941 | 1088 | 466 | 387 |
83 | It’s 2020, Frank. My hooves, my choice | 1.6387 | 0.03683 | 429 | 230 | 124 | 75 |
84 | Late Night? | 1.6384 | 0.01577 | 2373 | 1299 | 643 | 431 |
85 | This explains the charge on my American Express. | 1.6379 | 0.01790 | 1886 | 1035 | 499 | 352 |
86 | Why yes, I am a clothes horse. | 1.6369 | 0.01200 | 3803 | 1999 | 1193 | 611 |
87 | You said business casual, so I went with the flats. | 1.6366 | 0.01309 | 3233 | 1698 | 1013 | 522 |
88 | Never be late for a blacksmith appointment. | 1.6349 | 0.01262 | 3583 | 1917 | 1058 | 608 |
89 | All the regular shoes are being used for lawn games. | 1.6327 | 0.01864 | 1759 | 979 | 447 | 333 |
90 | Okay then, what is dressage? | 1.6323 | 0.01906 | 1534 | 813 | 472 | 249 |
91 | Is that what you're wearin'? | 1.6301 | 0.01769 | 1887 | 1035 | 515 | 337 |
92 | Sorry, but with the lock-down the blacksmith can't get here. | 1.6251 | 0.01766 | 1859 | 1018 | 520 | 321 |
93 | I’m not a shopaholic. I’m helping the economy. | 1.6251 | 0.01685 | 2107 | 1188 | 531 | 388 |
94 | We're all adjusting. | 1.6238 | 0.01921 | 1507 | 809 | 456 | 242 |
95 | What? You wanted matchy matchy? | 1.6230 | 0.01943 | 1594 | 893 | 409 | 292 |
96 | Wait till you see the matching saddle-bags! | 1.6207 | 0.01397 | 2953 | 1627 | 821 | 505 |
97 | At least you don't have 2 Left FEET | 1.6206 | 0.01654 | 2301 | 1338 | 505 | 458 |
98 | We need to git you a light in yer stall. | 1.6204 | 0.01653 | 2176 | 1230 | 552 | 394 |
99 | It’s only two more miles. Are your blisters that bad or do we need to Uber? | 1.6151 | 0.01931 | 1603 | 906 | 408 | 289 |
100 | My front end is Democrat, my ass end Republican. | 1.6147 | 0.02148 | 1303 | 741 | 324 | 238 |
101 | One pair was $19.95 - but wait, if I acted now I got a second pair free - plus a Gene Autry CD. | 1.6137 | 0.01532 | 2604 | 1493 | 624 | 487 |
102 | That was a discouraging word. | 1.6129 | 0.01907 | 1550 | 855 | 441 | 254 |
103 | why are you wearing my Condom? | 1.6120 | 0.01902 | 1830 | 1101 | 340 | 389 |
104 | ... because it wouldn't make sense if one pair was on your right side and the other one on your left side! | 1.6062 | 0.02005 | 1506 | 869 | 361 | 276 |
105 | Who needs luck when you have, FABULOUS! | 1.6050 | 0.01665 | 2276 | 1345 | 485 | 446 |
106 | You have the wrong shoes on. Tonight is the rodeo, tomorrow is the dressage. | 1.6030 | 0.01510 | 2494 | 1403 | 679 | 412 |
107 | I can't really trot in them, but they look fabulous. | 1.6010 | 0.01504 | 2351 | 1281 | 727 | 343 |
108 | Listen, it’s fine this time but you gotta start asking before you borrow my clothes. | 1.6010 | 0.01444 | 2644 | 1467 | 765 | 412 |
109 | Rodeo Drive. Where else? | 1.6003 | 0.01583 | 2119 | 1170 | 632 | 317 |
110 | Yea or nay? | 1.5996 | 0.01862 | 1576 | 872 | 463 | 241 |
111 | That's the problem with this newfangled speech recognition - ask for Horseshoes, get Whore's Shoes. | 1.5993 | 0.01657 | 2281 | 1362 | 474 | 445 |
112 | What else was I supposed to do? You hung my only good pair of shoes up on the wall because apparently they’re ‘good luck.’ | 1.5987 | 0.01599 | 2260 | 1291 | 586 | 383 |
113 | Listen carefully: Horseshoes. Not whore’s shoes. Horseshoes. | 1.5986 | 0.01558 | 2499 | 1460 | 582 | 457 |
114 | You've been to Brokeback Mountain again, haven't you? | 1.5977 | 0.01663 | 2185 | 1276 | 512 | 397 |
115 | Why? Because my flip-flops wouldn't stay on. | 1.5971 | 0.01658 | 2040 | 1151 | 561 | 328 |
116 | What’s more ridiculous, a horse pretending he’s human or an accountant pretending he’s a cowboy? | 1.5942 | 0.01887 | 1523 | 847 | 447 | 229 |
117 | It's up to you. Either Mr. Ed or Mrs. Ed | 1.5942 | 0.02085 | 1412 | 836 | 313 | 263 |
118 | These are from my spaghetti western days, made in Italy | 1.5916 | 0.01781 | 1768 | 1004 | 482 | 282 |
119 | The metal ones don't dazzle like my personality. | 1.5912 | 0.02100 | 1370 | 808 | 314 | 248 |
120 | That back pair must have come from a horse of a different color. | 1.5910 | 0.01542 | 2210 | 1250 | 627 | 333 |
121 | Have I been through the desert on a horse with no shame? | 1.5894 | 0.02210 | 1191 | 691 | 298 | 202 |
122 | No, horses are not color blind. Why do you ask? | 1.5887 | 0.01669 | 1957 | 1104 | 555 | 298 |
123 | You don't say anything about my shoes, and I won't say anything about that stupid hat you're wearing! | 1.5867 | 0.01613 | 2030 | 1136 | 600 | 294 |
124 | The dressage judges are not going to like this. | 1.5864 | 0.02020 | 1378 | 790 | 368 | 220 |
125 | “Well at least I’m not wearing that stupid hat...” | 1.5861 | 0.01637 | 2049 | 1162 | 573 | 314 |
126 | Actually, it wasn't that hard. I just typed in "horseshoes" and clicked on "place my order' | 1.5851 | 0.01842 | 1692 | 985 | 426 | 281 |
127 | Good news they found the matching saddle bag. | 1.5850 | 0.01670 | 2000 | 1145 | 540 | 315 |
128 | Ready for the Easter Parade? | 1.5817 | 0.01860 | 1841 | 1138 | 338 | 365 |
129 | Yay or neigh? | 1.5805 | 0.01839 | 1633 | 937 | 444 | 252 |
130 | Seriously? I will not be seen in public with you and that hat. | 1.5801 | 0.01708 | 1791 | 1004 | 536 | 251 |
131 | Try nailing iron shoes on to your feet and see how you like it. | 1.5786 | 0.01761 | 1737 | 988 | 493 | 256 |
132 | While we're on the subject, let's talk about your hat. | 1.5781 | 0.01778 | 1735 | 996 | 475 | 264 |
133 | I thought we had an agreement that I'd stay out of your stall and you out of my closet. | 1.5749 | 0.01816 | 1562 | 875 | 476 | 211 |
134 | All the advice columns said that continuing to dress up during a pandemic would help me retain a sense of normalcy. | 1.5745 | 0.01751 | 1650 | 935 | 489 | 226 |
135 | I suppose you want your credit card back? | 1.5738 | 0.01936 | 1422 | 811 | 406 | 205 |
136 | DressBarn door closed after 2-for-1 sale. | 1.5731 | 0.01881 | 1689 | 1038 | 346 | 305 |
137 | I'm kind of partial to the prairie pink. | 1.5722 | 0.02183 | 1239 | 744 | 281 | 214 |
138 | Remember, they have to be rotated every fifteen thousand. | 1.5717 | 0.02110 | 1228 | 711 | 332 | 185 |
139 | And my pronoun of choice is 'they.' | 1.5713 | 0.01844 | 1614 | 942 | 424 | 248 |
140 | I do recognize your innate talents. I just can’t afford tap dance lessons right now. | 1.5704 | 0.01849 | 1620 | 946 | 424 | 250 |
141 | In a one-horse town it's important I don't show a political preference. | 1.5701 | 0.01856 | 1577 | 915 | 426 | 236 |
142 | You humans don’t have any sense of fashion whatsoever! | 1.5696 | 0.02006 | 1552 | 967 | 290 | 295 |
143 | I'll take you to the barn dance ... If you/ll teach me the Texas Four Step. | 1.5694 | 0.02135 | 1289 | 778 | 289 | 222 |
144 | I just couldn't decide yay or neigh... | 1.5689 | 0.01926 | 1582 | 952 | 360 | 270 |
145 | I could have sworn you said Rodeo Drive. | 1.5685 | 0.01926 | 1532 | 908 | 377 | 247 |
146 | You always told me: If the shoe fits, wear it! | 1.5680 | 0.01954 | 1477 | 873 | 369 | 235 |
147 | The same place you got your hat. | 1.5657 | 0.01907 | 1377 | 779 | 420 | 178 |
148 | It’s to confuse the trackers. | 1.5642 | 0.01872 | 1471 | 839 | 434 | 198 |
149 | Oh like you could pass up a BOGO sale.. | 1.5642 | 0.01886 | 1464 | 841 | 421 | 202 |
150 | Person. Man. Fence. Horse. Loafers. | 1.5628 | 0.02123 | 1281 | 772 | 297 | 212 |
151 | Of course they’re Jimmy Choos...didn’t you know boarding a horse was expensive? | 1.5627 | 0.02018 | 1436 | 871 | 322 | 243 |
152 | Nice hat. | 1.5618 | 0.02045 | 1271 | 743 | 344 | 184 |
153 | Sooo...yeah...I run the 50 meter AND the 200 | 1.5618 | 0.02081 | 1417 | 886 | 269 | 262 |
154 | It's been a day, cowboy. | 1.5617 | 0.02233 | 1200 | 737 | 252 | 211 |
155 | I see you put our stimulus check to good use. | 1.5609 | 0.02055 | 1355 | 818 | 315 | 222 |
156 | When I see a pair I like, I buy them in another color. | 1.5603 | 0.01940 | 1385 | 799 | 396 | 190 |
157 | I'm a Filipino first lady trapped in a horse's body. | 1.5602 | 0.02124 | 1353 | 841 | 266 | 246 |
158 | Democrats up front. Republicans to the rear - where they belong. | 1.5591 | 0.02087 | 1354 | 831 | 290 | 233 |
159 | I’m literally talking right now, and your only question is about the shoes? | 1.5570 | 0.02073 | 1210 | 701 | 344 | 165 |
160 | I think it's become clear you shouldn't be making fashion choices for either of us, Bill. | 1.5564 | 0.02080 | 1242 | 731 | 331 | 180 |
161 | You're not in Kansas anymore, Seabiscuit | 1.5554 | 0.02418 | 992 | 606 | 221 | 165 |
162 | Can I borrow your hat? | 1.5542 | 0.02203 | 1189 | 726 | 267 | 196 |
163 | My old shoes just weren’t lucky any more, | 1.5532 | 0.02023 | 1240 | 735 | 332 | 173 |
164 | Too Christmassy? | 1.5532 | 0.02172 | 1240 | 763 | 268 | 209 |
165 | And it's your turn to wear the saddle. | 1.5532 | 0.02172 | 1240 | 765 | 265 | 210 |
166 | Thanks, but this isn't what I meant when I said I wanted new shoes for Christmas! | 1.5526 | 0.02252 | 1178 | 733 | 239 | 206 |
167 | They're not tap shoes. The front ones are clip shoes and the back ones are clop shoes. | 1.5516 | 0.02070 | 1222 | 719 | 333 | 170 |
168 | Best tell Gertie they’re synthetic leather | 1.5513 | 0.02214 | 1208 | 750 | 250 | 208 |
169 | Hey, going on Queer Eye was YOUR idea! | 1.5508 | 0.02172 | 1200 | 730 | 279 | 191 |
170 | I’m too haute to trot. | 1.5503 | 0.02281 | 1034 | 615 | 269 | 150 |
171 | So who made you a member of the Fashion Posse? | 1.5494 | 0.02216 | 1154 | 709 | 258 | 187 |
172 | The saleswoman said they brought out the brown in my eyes. | 1.5488 | 0.02311 | 1024 | 615 | 256 | 153 |
173 | Democrats ride forward but Republicans ride backward. | 1.5488 | 0.02390 | 1086 | 692 | 192 | 202 |
174 | I don't care what you think. You try hammering nails into the bottom of your feet! | 1.5484 | 0.02061 | 1167 | 694 | 315 | 158 |
175 | They say to never judge man until you've walked a mile in ... oh, never mind. | 1.5472 | 0.02256 | 1144 | 709 | 244 | 191 |
176 | Okay Dusty, I get you're sick of clippity-clop, but is tippity-tap really any better? | 1.5467 | 0.02203 | 1145 | 695 | 274 | 176 |
177 | Call me a fashion horse but I had to have them. | 1.5460 | 0.02243 | 1130 | 694 | 255 | 181 |
178 | In fact they do spark joy. | 1.5458 | 0.02399 | 852 | 490 | 259 | 103 |
179 | Do the green ones make my fetlocks look fat? | 1.5454 | 0.02091 | 1124 | 690 | 272 | 162 |
180 | Okay, which ones make my hooves look smaller? | 1.5441 | 0.02122 | 1099 | 649 | 307 | 143 |
181 | Worst gender reveal party ever. | 1.5440 | 0.02221 | 1103 | 676 | 258 | 169 |
182 | How did you find out that Payless Shoes is closing? | 1.5431 | 0.02349 | 1079 | 680 | 212 | 187 |
183 | So I’m afraid I’ll be joining the circus | 1.5431 | 0.02331 | 1079 | 680 | 214 | 185 |
184 | I tried them with socks, but they didn't look right" | 1.5430 | 0.02214 | 1081 | 646 | 283 | 152 |
185 | I've been rented for a gender reveal party. | 1.5423 | 0.02292 | 1064 | 652 | 247 | 165 |
186 | You said I could borrow anything in your closet. | 1.5422 | 0.02308 | 1066 | 658 | 238 | 170 |
187 | They're comfortable and that's what matters. | 1.5419 | 0.02131 | 1063 | 614 | 323 | 126 |
188 | So you’re sayin’ the hat’s a bit much? | 1.5416 | 0.02147 | 1069 | 643 | 282 | 144 |
189 | I’ll take off the shoes, Mitch, when you stop dtessing up like John Wayne. | 1.5416 | 0.02235 | 1058 | 633 | 277 | 148 |
190 | I’ve got a date tonight, Tex. Can I borrow the car? | 1.5416 | 0.02408 | 1058 | 678 | 187 | 193 |
191 | Let's hit the trail, Doodah, them Camptown Ladies ain't gonna wait all night! | 1.5411 | 0.02373 | 1059 | 670 | 205 | 184 |
192 | I think the expression is "that's a horse of a different color," not "horseshoe." | 1.5410 | 0.02400 | 1048 | 667 | 195 | 186 |
193 | It’s Polo by Ralph Lauren | 1.5406 | 0.02273 | 1047 | 636 | 257 | 154 |
194 | ...Well I think that hat makes you look silly! | 1.5395 | 0.02208 | 1025 | 608 | 284 | 133 |
195 | For some reason they only come in sets of two. | 1.5395 | 0.02336 | 1025 | 633 | 232 | 160 |
196 | You probably won't need pants for those Zoom meetings either. | 1.5390 | 0.02295 | 1026 | 625 | 250 | 151 |
197 | No, you can’t have a purse. You’ll have a saddlebag like the other horses. | 1.5389 | 0.02248 | 1028 | 613 | 276 | 139 |
198 | You were right, the heels were a bad idea. | 1.5389 | 0.02205 | 1028 | 603 | 296 | 129 |
199 | I've told you several times, it's not that kind of horse show. | 1.5372 | 0.02286 | 1007 | 608 | 258 | 141 |
200 | I beg your pardon. Any shoe on a horse IS a horse shoe. | 1.5366 | 0.02283 | 969 | 573 | 272 | 124 |
201 | I don't know who I am either. | 1.5364 | 0.02371 | 990 | 611 | 227 | 152 |
202 | I like the preppy look, without socks. | 1.5360 | 0.02372 | 987 | 609 | 227 | 151 |
203 | Amazon got the order wrong, but return shipping is such a hassle. | 1.5353 | 0.02315 | 977 | 588 | 255 | 134 |
204 | I'm OK with 'em, as long as you don't laugh at my hat. | 1.5352 | 0.02409 | 981 | 613 | 211 | 157 |
205 | I see your blacksmith is moonlighting at the discount shoe outlet again. | 1.5351 | 0.02517 | 968 | 631 | 158 | 179 |
206 | When they nail that hat to your head, then we'll talk about frivolous fashion choices. | 1.5337 | 0.03175 | 534 | 326 | 131 | 77 |
207 | It’s about time you knew the truth about who I am. | 1.5336 | 0.02469 | 922 | 574 | 204 | 144 |
208 | But, they're the latest thing! They're "Mules." | 1.5335 | 0.02307 | 956 | 575 | 254 | 127 |
209 | The cartoonist and his kid are both working from home right now. | 1.5333 | 0.02446 | 960 | 604 | 200 | 156 |
210 | It's not Mr. Ed, just Ed. | 1.5333 | 0.02441 | 947 | 591 | 207 | 149 |
211 | It's hard to shop for shoes in my size | 1.5330 | 0.02275 | 955 | 583 | 243 | 129 |
212 | What can I say? It was a BOGO. | 1.5324 | 0.02381 | 941 | 576 | 230 | 135 |
213 | You can take the girl out of New York City, but you can’t take New York City out of the girl | 1.5323 | 0.02510 | 868 | 535 | 204 | 129 |
214 | The gel insterts are a game changer. The colors just make me happy. | 1.5322 | 0.02313 | 932 | 552 | 264 | 116 |
215 | Don’t worry about it, no one will notice. | 1.5322 | 0.02536 | 932 | 599 | 170 | 163 |
216 | And I'm like, why should the dear and the antelope have all the fun? | 1.5321 | 0.02320 | 936 | 557 | 260 | 119 |
217 | Your hat’s on backwards | 1.5321 | 0.02518 | 936 | 599 | 176 | 161 |
218 | Ferragamo, why? | 1.5315 | 0.02480 | 937 | 592 | 192 | 153 |
219 | I hope you realize that you’re going to have to take all of those off to get through security. | 1.5315 | 0.02313 | 937 | 557 | 262 | 118 |
220 | Horse, man, hat, shoes, TV. | 1.5312 | 0.02503 | 928 | 594 | 177 | 157 |
221 | The blacksmith wore Prada | 1.5309 | 0.02383 | 921 | 558 | 237 | 126 |
222 | Last time I use a farrier from Paris. | 1.5305 | 0.02334 | 918 | 561 | 233 | 124 |
223 | This is work, Blaze. Not a fashion show. | 1.5301 | 0.02439 | 913 | 563 | 216 | 134 |
224 | Congratulations, you're having twins. | 1.5297 | 0.02608 | 908 | 594 | 147 | 167 |
225 | He said he was the Shoe Fairy. | 1.5292 | 0.02559 | 909 | 585 | 167 | 157 |
226 | They're saddle shoes, what did you expect? | 1.5283 | 0.02504 | 901 | 567 | 192 | 142 |
227 | You never take me out anymore. | 1.5280 | 0.02572 | 820 | 507 | 193 | 120 |
228 | Oh please! Don't act like you didn't do any online shopping while in quarantine. | 1.5280 | 0.02358 | 894 | 540 | 239 | 115 |
229 | I see by your outfit that you are a cowboy. | 1.5276 | 0.02565 | 887 | 567 | 172 | 148 |
230 | Comfort, quality, style—we're going to disrupt the horseshoe industry! | 1.5268 | 0.02443 | 877 | 535 | 222 | 120 |
231 | I’m a clothes horse, what’s your excuse? | 1.5267 | 0.02393 | 879 | 535 | 228 | 116 |
232 | If I'm wearing them, they're horseshoes. Okay? | 1.5265 | 0.02347 | 849 | 499 | 255 | 95 |
233 | It's going to be impossible keeping those clean | 1.5263 | 0.02570 | 874 | 557 | 174 | 143 |
234 | My date and I would like to enter the two stepping competition? | 1.5261 | 0.02677 | 863 | 568 | 136 | 159 |
235 | I just can’t resist a buy one, get one free sale. | 1.5259 | 0.02556 | 869 | 550 | 181 | 138 |
236 | My mother always voted Republican to cancel out my dad's vote. | 1.5256 | 0.02730 | 858 | 574 | 117 | 167 |
237 | Just because I was born in a barn doesn’t mean I have to dress like it | 1.5255 | 0.02347 | 862 | 506 | 259 | 97 |
238 | What? They didn't tell you I was color blind? | 1.5255 | 0.02474 | 864 | 533 | 209 | 122 |
239 | Embarrassed?! You're a Republican. | 1.5251 | 0.02588 | 855 | 544 | 173 | 138 |
240 | These should throw them off of our trail! | 1.5248 | 0.02213 | 846 | 520 | 229 | 97 |
241 | oh, you were serious about changing how you identify | 1.5247 | 0.02664 | 850 | 554 | 146 | 150 |
242 | Done with rounding up doggies, Sam. Goin’ dancing. | 1.5247 | 0.02480 | 850 | 523 | 210 | 117 |
243 | It behooves me to have to explain. | 1.5242 | 0.02435 | 826 | 492 | 235 | 99 |
244 | I think it’s time we talk about these quarantine purchases. | 1.5242 | 0.02564 | 847 | 533 | 184 | 130 |
245 | It's called dressage, Bob. | 1.5241 | 0.02455 | 849 | 515 | 223 | 111 |
246 | I'm a talking horse, and you still mucked-up my order! | 1.5241 | 0.02677 | 851 | 558 | 140 | 153 |
247 | They cost a little more but the stallions have been saying good things. | 1.5238 | 0.02470 | 842 | 512 | 219 | 111 |
248 | For the barn dance. Piggy pink or cornflower blue? | 1.5238 | 0.02314 | 842 | 528 | 204 | 110 |
249 | I couldn’t decide between take me to Kansas or take me dancing. | 1.5237 | 0.02647 | 844 | 546 | 154 | 144 |
250 | Blahnik or Choo | 1.5234 | 0.02770 | 835 | 561 | 111 | 163 |
251 | I may be one quarter horse, Jeb, but I'm three quarters fabulous! | 1.5230 | 0.02569 | 782 | 477 | 201 | 104 |
252 | I wasn't sure what you were going to wear | 1.5228 | 0.02623 | 834 | 533 | 166 | 135 |
253 | You would too if you had two left feet. | 1.5224 | 0.02612 | 825 | 523 | 173 | 129 |
254 | Oh, Freddie. That’s not what I meant by “I’d love ya more if you just made an effort sometimes.” | 1.5223 | 0.02760 | 829 | 554 | 117 | 158 |
255 | Wait till you see what she's done to the cows. | 1.5221 | 0.02740 | 747 | 473 | 158 | 116 |
256 | The inner soles are so much more comfortable than iron | 1.5220 | 0.02520 | 820 | 503 | 206 | 111 |
257 | It’s buy one get one. | 1.5219 | 0.02648 | 822 | 527 | 161 | 134 |
258 | Of course they're Oxfords, what else would you expect with an English saddle? | 1.5217 | 0.02557 | 736 | 437 | 214 | 85 |
259 | If you insist on wearing that ridiculous hat, I’m keeping the shoes! | 1.5215 | 0.02429 | 815 | 484 | 237 | 94 |
260 | I thought only the Devil wore Prada... | 1.5209 | 0.02611 | 814 | 514 | 176 | 124 |
261 | When I asked you to "put yourself in my shoes" I didn't mean it literally! | 1.5205 | 0.02485 | 782 | 466 | 225 | 91 |
262 | What? I'm quadcurious. Get over it. | 1.5204 | 0.02743 | 807 | 531 | 132 | 144 |
263 | I have never complained about YOUR choice of boots. | 1.5202 | 0.02649 | 815 | 527 | 154 | 134 |
264 | Fashion? Nay. Color-coded orthotics. | 1.5194 | 0.02753 | 797 | 524 | 132 | 141 |
265 | They didn’t have four in your size? | 1.5194 | 0.02620 | 801 | 510 | 168 | 123 |
266 | You don’t have to do a thing. They are Velcro. | 1.5188 | 0.02615 | 796 | 500 | 179 | 117 |
267 | No, I'm not happy. I asked for crocs. | 1.5182 | 0.02654 | 797 | 508 | 165 | 124 |
268 | Well happy trails to you too Wilbur. | 1.5178 | 0.02610 | 786 | 491 | 183 | 112 |
269 | Had I known, I would have worn my party hat.” | 1.5174 | 0.02658 | 777 | 491 | 170 | 116 |
270 | I thought you were looking for a horse or a different shoe color. | 1.5174 | 0.02885 | 777 | 529 | 94 | 154 |
271 | I thought we're heading to the city? | 1.5173 | 0.02585 | 781 | 483 | 192 | 106 |
272 | No, I wouldn't say they're sensible. | 1.5172 | 0.02620 | 787 | 494 | 179 | 114 |
273 | This way they'll never know that it was a man on a horse! | 1.5172 | 0.02705 | 787 | 510 | 148 | 129 |
274 | Oh, yeah? Well, you're all saddle and no horse. | 1.5168 | 0.02866 | 772 | 521 | 103 | 148 |
275 | Wait til you see how fast they make me run! | 1.5168 | 0.02687 | 772 | 494 | 158 | 120 |
276 | My rear end supports Republicans. My front end, the Democrats. | 1.5168 | 0.02591 | 776 | 485 | 183 | 108 |
277 | And the best part is, they’re not nailed on. | 1.5167 | 0.02565 | 747 | 451 | 206 | 90 |
278 | If you're wearing that hat, I'm wearing these shoes | 1.5167 | 0.02448 | 778 | 460 | 234 | 84 |
279 | Just because you’re wearing them and calling them horse shoes it doesn’t make them horseshoes. | 1.5163 | 0.02679 | 738 | 460 | 175 | 103 |
280 | A blacksmith wasn’t good enough for you. No, you had to order from QVC. | 1.5163 | 0.02833 | 769 | 513 | 115 | 141 |
281 | Don't fence me in. | 1.5162 | 0.02617 | 771 | 480 | 184 | 107 |
282 | Let's face it, Bob. This isn't the worst thing you've caught me doing. | 1.5157 | 0.02561 | 762 | 464 | 203 | 95 |
283 | Yes, calfskin loafers. Why are you asking, cowboy? | 1.5157 | 0.02529 | 764 | 476 | 188 | 100 |
284 | Girl I told you! Clint doesn't make Western movies anymore. This insane crush of yours has to stop. | 1.5157 | 0.02908 | 764 | 521 | 92 | 151 |
285 | I went bowling and someone stole my shoes. | 1.5157 | 0.02610 | 766 | 475 | 187 | 104 |
286 | What's the matter? Don't you like aquamarine with cerise? | 1.5156 | 0.02763 | 768 | 501 | 138 | 129 |
287 | And you don't look ridiculous in that hat? | 1.5155 | 0.02125 | 772 | 483 | 210 | 79 |
288 | I’m so tired of just being known as the “roan mare.” | 1.5152 | 0.02776 | 757 | 493 | 138 | 126 |
289 | Never mind the shoes. What's up with the English saddle? | 1.5152 | 0.02500 | 759 | 453 | 221 | 85 |
290 | When they said you're a horse of another color, I certainly didn't imagine this | 1.5152 | 0.02789 | 759 | 497 | 133 | 129 |
291 | I warned you about that blacksmith on Rodeo Drive! | 1.5151 | 0.02733 | 761 | 490 | 150 | 121 |
292 | Dressage for the job you want, not the job you have. | 1.5151 | 0.02735 | 728 | 460 | 161 | 107 |
293 | Nobody wears socks anymore Bill | 1.5146 | 0.02637 | 756 | 471 | 181 | 104 |
294 | Did you put those on in the dark? | 1.5145 | 0.02685 | 760 | 487 | 158 | 115 |
295 | My previous owner was Imelda Marcos | 1.5141 | 0.02572 | 747 | 454 | 202 | 91 |
296 | (Can’t get no) Satis-traction. | 1.5140 | 0.02967 | 749 | 517 | 79 | 153 |
297 | Wait, did the song say red suede or blue? | 1.5140 | 0.02581 | 749 | 467 | 183 | 99 |
298 | Maybe with a different coat? | 1.5140 | 0.02687 | 751 | 477 | 163 | 111 |
299 | Hired a new farrier. | 1.5139 | 0.02788 | 755 | 494 | 134 | 127 |
300 | What? It’s Fun Night at the OK Corral. | 1.5139 | 0.02725 | 755 | 484 | 154 | 117 |
301 | you're never gonna win at horseshoes with those. | 1.5133 | 0.02847 | 750 | 499 | 117 | 134 |
302 | They tried to sell me argyle socks, but that would have looked ridiculous | 1.5129 | 0.02626 | 737 | 454 | 188 | 95 |
303 | It simplifies things. | 1.5129 | 0.02877 | 737 | 494 | 109 | 134 |
304 | As long as you're comfortable, that's all that matters. | 1.5129 | 0.02776 | 737 | 476 | 144 | 117 |
305 | "It was buy one get one so I thought, "what the hay?" | 1.5123 | 0.02583 | 732 | 444 | 201 | 87 |
306 | They don't fit as well as horseshoes, but Zappos is just so convenient." | 1.5123 | 0.02818 | 732 | 478 | 133 | 121 |
307 | This is literally your worst idea yet. | 1.5123 | 0.02838 | 734 | 483 | 126 | 125 |
308 | Horse: This 6 ft. distance is killing me, Paul. Paul: I didn't know you cared...or that you could speak. | 1.5122 | 0.02972 | 736 | 506 | 83 | 147 |
309 | Do these shoes make my tail look big? | 1.5122 | 0.02773 | 736 | 475 | 145 | 116 |
310 | Blacksmith"? I thought you said "Blahnik".. | 1.5122 | 0.02793 | 736 | 478 | 139 | 119 |
311 | I’m coming out as non-binary” | 1.5122 | 0.02786 | 736 | 477 | 141 | 118 |
312 | I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore... | 1.5122 | 0.02774 | 740 | 479 | 143 | 118 |
313 | You're the one who had me gelded. | 1.5121 | 0.02898 | 662 | 424 | 137 | 101 |
314 | I’m just saying the saddle doesn’t complete the ensemble. | 1.5116 | 0.02834 | 731 | 480 | 128 | 123 |
315 | What do you mean I have to wear a mask? | 1.5116 | 0.02754 | 731 | 468 | 152 | 111 |
316 | They don't match the saddle. | 1.5116 | 0.02847 | 731 | 482 | 124 | 125 |
317 | Hang on to your hat Earl, I'm about to tell you if it's a foal or a filly. | 1.5111 | 0.02806 | 718 | 464 | 141 | 113 |
318 | It's not that easy, they're only sold in pairs. | 1.5111 | 0.02801 | 722 | 467 | 141 | 114 |
319 | They might not match but at least they don't have to be nailed on. | 1.5111 | 0.02565 | 722 | 434 | 207 | 81 |
320 | hey get off of my blue suede hoofs | 1.5111 | 0.02948 | 722 | 489 | 97 | 136 |
321 | My blacksmith is Questioning. | 1.5110 | 0.02830 | 726 | 475 | 131 | 120 |
322 | It's tough shopping when you have two left feet. | 1.5108 | 0.02710 | 697 | 432 | 174 | 91 |
323 | I don't feel the pressure to identify either way. Plus, I love that they don't have be nailed on! | 1.5101 | 0.02845 | 692 | 446 | 139 | 107 |
324 | Oh wonderful, now we’re NOT going bowling. | 1.5101 | 0.02845 | 692 | 446 | 139 | 107 |
325 | You're just mad because I went into town without you. | 1.5100 | 0.02755 | 702 | 443 | 160 | 99 |
326 | You should see my blanket. | 1.5098 | 0.02725 | 712 | 448 | 165 | 99 |
327 | No, the shoes are fine, I just think gender reveals are overdone. | 1.5098 | 0.02861 | 716 | 471 | 125 | 120 |
328 | What happens on Fire Island stays on Fire Island. | 1.5091 | 0.02697 | 713 | 448 | 168 | 97 |
329 | Mules? really? | 1.5091 | 0.02673 | 715 | 444 | 178 | 93 |
330 | That’s 6 ft alright. | 1.5091 | 0.02877 | 715 | 477 | 114 | 124 |
331 | . . . I tried 'em on and, long story short, people stopped saying "Why the long face?" every time I walked into a bar. | 1.5086 | 0.02895 | 582 | 360 | 150 | 72 |
332 | When I tap the heels of the blue ones together, we go where you want to go, and when I tap the heels of the red ones together, we go where I want to go. | 1.5085 | 0.02740 | 702 | 442 | 163 | 97 |
333 | Well, that's the last time I get shoed in Austin... | 1.5085 | 0.02836 | 704 | 457 | 136 | 111 |
334 | ...and I've ordered a tutu. | 1.5085 | 0.02887 | 710 | 470 | 119 | 121 |
335 | Get off your high...um, heels. We’ve got work to do. | 1.5079 | 0.02900 | 695 | 458 | 121 | 116 |
336 | Well, they make cutting cows from the herd a lot easier." | 1.5079 | 0.02872 | 697 | 456 | 128 | 113 |
337 | Oh what like your gloves always match your shoes? It's basically the same thing, Bob. And it's fine to have a little flair, not that you'd know anything about that. You embarrass me, you boring, vanilla, sad sack of shit. | 1.5079 | 0.02943 | 697 | 466 | 108 | 123 |
338 | you look ridiculous with that hat Frank | 1.5078 | 0.02759 | 703 | 446 | 157 | 100 |
339 | Manure! You've been to the farrier again. Where are you getting the oats? I'm not hoofing around. You're not stable. Neigh, I'm unhitching my wagon and rolling on. Let them put you out to pasture. Use your own horse sense and lose those dumb shoes. | 1.5072 | 0.03139 | 690 | 488 | 54 | 148 |
340 | And then she said, "Try walking a mile in MY shoes." | 1.5072 | 0.02660 | 690 | 422 | 186 | 82 |
341 | Which do you like better? I'm taking a gallop poll. | 1.5072 | 0.02686 | 692 | 427 | 179 | 86 |
342 | You realize those shoes are made from horse leather. | 1.5072 | 0.02845 | 692 | 448 | 137 | 107 |
343 | This isn't what you meant by horse shoes? | 1.5072 | 0.02883 | 696 | 457 | 125 | 114 |
344 | Sorry, Bart... I like roping, but I love tap. | 1.5072 | 0.02635 | 696 | 424 | 191 | 81 |
345 | These look much better on you Darlin’ than they did on my first wife. | 1.5072 | 0.02883 | 696 | 457 | 125 | 114 |
346 | I see you’ve been to Rodeo Drive again. | 1.5072 | 0.02669 | 698 | 430 | 182 | 86 |
347 | Yes, if you must know. It is my first rodeo. | 1.5068 | 0.02594 | 659 | 404 | 183 | 72 |
348 | Mr Ed couldn't keep his secret any longer; he WAS a show pony and proud of it! | 1.5066 | 0.02816 | 687 | 440 | 146 | 101 |
349 | I know what you're thinking. These looked totally different online. | 1.5062 | 0.02648 | 642 | 381 | 197 | 64 |
350 | Hooves are just so Boomer. | 1.5059 | 0.02951 | 680 | 452 | 112 | 116 |
351 | The blue goes with my eyes and the red is for kicking up my heels. | 1.5059 | 0.02900 | 682 | 447 | 125 | 110 |
352 | The salesman said all the European horses are wearing them. | 1.5059 | 0.02847 | 682 | 440 | 139 | 103 |
353 | Please don't say anything. I lost a bet. | 1.5058 | 0.02841 | 684 | 441 | 140 | 103 |
354 | My other pairs are being used for a game right now. | 1.5053 | 0.03016 | 655 | 437 | 105 | 113 |
355 | Well you look like a cactus | 1.5052 | 0.02737 | 675 | 420 | 169 | 86 |
356 | They're from Auntie Em. | 1.5052 | 0.02976 | 677 | 453 | 106 | 118 |
357 | You knew I was a clotheshorse when we met. | 1.5052 | 0.02652 | 679 | 418 | 181 | 80 |
358 | I had a gift card from Bloomingdales. | 1.5052 | 0.02864 | 679 | 440 | 135 | 104 |
359 | These have more ankle support. | 1.5052 | 0.02895 | 679 | 444 | 127 | 108 |
360 | We’re on Zoom, no one will know. | 1.5045 | 0.02766 | 672 | 424 | 158 | 90 |
361 | Damnit, Bessy. It's not that kind of wild west." @mashal.hussai | 1.5044 | 0.02845 | 678 | 441 | 134 | 103 |
362 | Gee, I was just being hypothetical when I asked what you would do if you were in my wife's shoes. | 1.5044 | 0.02815 | 680 | 435 | 147 | 98 |
363 | I’m a talking horse and you’re concerned about the shoes? | 1.5044 | 0.02963 | 567 | 351 | 146 | 70 |
364 | You know, I do like the pink in the front better after all. | 1.5041 | 0.04527 | 246 | 153 | 62 | 31 |
365 | Don’t take this the wrong way, but there are times that a discouraging word does need to be heard. | 1.5039 | 0.02768 | 649 | 402 | 167 | 80 |
366 | Why yes, they are Italian...from my days in Spaghetti Westerns. | 1.5038 | 0.02718 | 665 | 410 | 175 | 80 |
367 | I want to live a little! | 1.5037 | 0.02865 | 667 | 430 | 138 | 99 |
368 | Seriously. QVC is on in the barn again? | 1.5037 | 0.02981 | 667 | 445 | 108 | 114 |
369 | My preferred pronoun is they. | 1.5037 | 0.02771 | 669 | 420 | 161 | 88 |
370 | Haha remember the Spring Summer 2020 collection? | 1.5030 | 0.03078 | 660 | 454 | 81 | 125 |
371 | These colors don’t run. | 1.5030 | 0.02929 | 662 | 434 | 123 | 105 |
372 | You said "horse" shoes? My bad. | 1.5030 | 0.02983 | 662 | 448 | 98 | 116 |
373 | Do these shoes go with this saddle? | 1.5023 | 0.02889 | 653 | 421 | 136 | 96 |
374 | Red is to go; green is to stop. | 1.5023 | 0.03001 | 655 | 437 | 107 | 111 |
375 | You know, they don’t have to match, they just have to *go.* | 1.5023 | 0.02977 | 655 | 434 | 113 | 108 |
376 | I don’t care how pretty they are, we don’t go out until Cuomo tells us we can. | 1.5023 | 0.02899 | 657 | 426 | 132 | 99 |
377 | What can I say? I’m a Carrie. | 1.5023 | 0.03040 | 657 | 444 | 96 | 117 |
378 | Rodeo?!! Have you seen my shoes? | 1.5023 | 0.02756 | 661 | 427 | 142 | 92 |
379 | I find your revulsion very anthropocentric. | 1.5023 | 0.02957 | 663 | 439 | 115 | 109 |
380 | A ten-gallon hat and not even an ounce of style. | 1.5015 | 0.02906 | 648 | 419 | 133 | 96 |
381 | No, your legs look great in pumps. | 1.5015 | 0.03050 | 648 | 437 | 97 | 114 |
382 | I know you can’t tell left from right, but this should help with front and back. | 1.5015 | 0.02938 | 648 | 423 | 125 | 100 |
383 | Him: Your shoes don’t match. Horse: Your hat is stupid. | 1.5015 | 0.03081 | 648 | 441 | 89 | 118 |
384 | Yes they are slip-ons Carl, obviously I can’t tie shoelaces | 1.5015 | 0.02799 | 650 | 408 | 158 | 84 |
385 | How dare you ask me that! What if I asked you about what your hat represents? | 1.5015 | 0.02884 | 652 | 420 | 137 | 95 |
386 | The same place you bought that stupid hat. | 1.5015 | 0.02689 | 652 | 397 | 183 | 72 |
387 | Quit complaining; they're Florsheims. | 1.5008 | 0.03045 | 643 | 432 | 100 | 111 |
388 | No wonder you're limping, you've got two lefts in front | 1.5008 | 0.02997 | 643 | 426 | 112 | 105 |
389 | Have you heard of Etsy? There’s literally EVERYTHING on there! | 1.5008 | 0.03022 | 647 | 433 | 104 | 110 |
390 | I could swear I told the farrier, "Gimme Shoes!" - not "Jimmy Choos." | 1.5000 | 0.02795 | 646 | 405 | 159 | 82 |
391 | These were the last two pairs they had with arch support. | 1.5000 | 0.03001 | 642 | 426 | 111 | 105 |
392 | Do you think it makes me look too short? | 1.5000 | 0.03048 | 640 | 430 | 100 | 110 |
393 | Says the fashion critic with the ten gallon hat. | 1.5000 | 0.02672 | 640 | 386 | 188 | 66 |
394 | Are you sure there’s nothing else you wanted to say...nothing else you noticed...? | 1.4992 | 0.02985 | 635 | 418 | 117 | 100 |
395 | But we belong together! I can change, you know. | 1.4992 | 0.03155 | 633 | 437 | 76 | 120 |
396 | No, I won't call you Tiny Dancer. | 1.4992 | 0.02967 | 633 | 414 | 122 | 97 |
397 | So you don’ need a dancing pardner any more? | 1.4992 | 0.03099 | 631 | 428 | 91 | 112 |
398 | Now, I want your honest opinion... | 1.4984 | 0.02927 | 630 | 407 | 132 | 91 |
399 | It wouldn't kill you to wear some color once and a while. | 1.4984 | 0.02756 | 628 | 386 | 171 | 71 |
400 | Come on out Betty and Tom; the party is over. | 1.4984 | 0.03077 | 626 | 421 | 98 | 107 |
401 | This is the first time we've been out since the lockdown, I wanted to dress up. | 1.4984 | 0.02715 | 626 | 380 | 180 | 66 |
402 | ‘Would you mind color coordinating my saddle?’ | 1.4984 | 0.02649 | 626 | 403 | 146 | 77 |
403 | OK ,OK I’ll stop making fun of your hat now. | 1.4976 | 0.02951 | 621 | 402 | 129 | 90 |
404 | It's a trans thing.... | 1.4968 | 0.02999 | 622 | 409 | 117 | 96 |
405 | Hey, I don’t make fun of your stupid hat. | 1.4968 | 0.02706 | 620 | 395 | 150 | 75 |
406 | In fairness, they said they'd try and match me with a Rhinestone Cowboy not The Beige Buckaroo | 1.4968 | 0.03108 | 616 | 416 | 94 | 106 |
407 | I'm living my truth, Dan. | 1.4967 | 0.02840 | 614 | 384 | 155 | 75 |
408 | Now you? I just had to breakup the peacocks for horsing around. | 1.4960 | 0.03130 | 619 | 422 | 87 | 110 |
409 | Sure, I’m willing to give it a go but I don’t think dressage means what you think it does. | 1.4959 | 0.02944 | 613 | 395 | 132 | 86 |
410 | You can’t expect me to be decisive in these uncertain times, Frank. | 1.4959 | 0.03024 | 611 | 402 | 115 | 94 |
411 | I told you to check your cart before you clicked "submit order." | 1.4959 | 0.03024 | 611 | 402 | 115 | 94 |
412 | I’m trying to double down on taking a walk in other people’s shoes | 1.4951 | 0.03106 | 610 | 411 | 96 | 103 |
413 | Just be glad I got loafers, Jim. | 1.4942 | 0.03092 | 607 | 407 | 100 | 100 |
414 | Everyone deserves a well-heeled ride. | 1.4942 | 0.03047 | 605 | 400 | 111 | 94 |
415 | Like I should take fashion tips from you? | 1.4942 | 0.02808 | 601 | 371 | 163 | 67 |
416 | Give me back my hat!! | 1.4942 | 0.03143 | 601 | 407 | 91 | 103 |
417 | I picked them up on Rodeo Drive. | 1.4942 | 0.02788 | 601 | 369 | 167 | 65 |
418 | Do you have a purse to match those shoes? | 1.4942 | 0.03025 | 599 | 392 | 118 | 89 |
419 | Let's wait until tonight. | 1.4941 | 0.03142 | 597 | 403 | 93 | 101 |
420 | See? This proves the New Yorker isn’t stingy with color ink. | 1.4934 | 0.02853 | 602 | 377 | 153 | 72 |
421 | For the last time: Green means “Go!” and red means “Whoa!” | 1.4933 | 0.03121 | 600 | 404 | 96 | 100 |
422 | Yes, those make your hooves look big. | 1.4933 | 0.02838 | 598 | 372 | 157 | 69 |
423 | I click the red shoes to go to Kansas, I click the blue shoes to go to Massachussetts. | 1.4933 | 0.02869 | 596 | 381 | 139 | 76 |
424 | Pay the blacksmith, partner. | 1.4933 | 0.03128 | 596 | 401 | 96 | 99 |
425 | What do you mean, you’d like to see something in a pump? | 1.4924 | 0.03031 | 595 | 390 | 117 | 88 |
426 | You don’t appreciate how much each of us want to express our unique style and the saddle just doesn’t do it. | 1.4924 | 0.03204 | 595 | 409 | 79 | 107 |
427 | You said it was time for new shoes. | 1.4924 | 0.03094 | 591 | 393 | 105 | 93 |
428 | Saddle shoes would have been too predictable. | 1.4924 | 0.02809 | 589 | 362 | 164 | 63 |
429 | What are you looking at? What about that hat?" | 1.4924 | 0.03203 | 589 | 403 | 82 | 104 |
430 | Jane, you ignorant slut. | 1.4914 | 0.03315 | 580 | 407 | 61 | 112 |
431 | Your daughter says she wants to be a farrier. | 1.4905 | 0.03057 | 579 | 379 | 116 | 84 |
432 | You won't be welcome in any of the states. | 1.4905 | 0.03209 | 579 | 395 | 84 | 100 |
433 | Horse shoes what’ll they think of next? | 1.4905 | 0.03172 | 579 | 391 | 92 | 96 |
434 | I waited on line 12 hours for these. I’m wearing them! | 1.4905 | 0.03005 | 577 | 377 | 119 | 81 |
435 | Rodeo Drive. Why? | 1.4905 | 0.02893 | 577 | 361 | 149 | 67 |
436 | Now Clementine, where is your mask? | 1.4905 | 0.03246 | 577 | 397 | 77 | 103 |
437 | ''...and the posse will be lookin' fer two men on foot, 'stead of one feller on a hoss. Y'see?'' | 1.4897 | 0.02798 | 580 | 355 | 166 | 59 |
438 | What're you lookin' at, Wilbur? | 1.4896 | 0.03103 | 576 | 384 | 103 | 89 |
439 | They all fit fine, but for some reason, every time I click the back ones it’s straight back to Kansas. | 1.4896 | 0.02989 | 576 | 370 | 130 | 76 |
440 | But I feel naked without them. | 1.4895 | 0.03085 | 572 | 376 | 112 | 84 |
441 | So I take it both of the Wicked Witches are dead? | 1.4895 | 0.02917 | 572 | 372 | 125 | 75 |
442 | Looks like you're ready for a shoe-down with some O.K.-Chanel's | 1.4895 | 0.02909 | 570 | 377 | 115 | 78 |
443 | There's a lot about me you don't know. | 1.4894 | 0.02775 | 568 | 343 | 172 | 53 |
444 | Whoa boy! Either Elvis or Dorothy Gale but not both on the same roundup. | 1.4894 | 0.03162 | 568 | 380 | 98 | 90 |
445 | It was an "old town road" music video audition | 1.4894 | 0.03201 | 568 | 384 | 90 | 94 |
446 | You should’ve gone with Velcro. | 1.4891 | 0.03343 | 548 | 379 | 70 | 99 |
447 | Hey, what’s with the stupid hat? | 1.4891 | 0.03050 | 548 | 351 | 126 | 71 |
448 | Okay Undecided, let’s go for a ride. | 1.4891 | 0.03210 | 548 | 366 | 96 | 86 |
449 | it works !! | 1.4885 | 0.03291 | 567 | 393 | 71 | 103 |
450 | I'm using this time to try walking a mile in someone else's shoes... and a peep toe is always in season | 1.4885 | 0.03253 | 567 | 389 | 79 | 99 |
451 | I don't think that sensible horse shoes bring the same amount of good luck. | 1.4885 | 0.03253 | 567 | 389 | 79 | 99 |
452 | They're gonna be uncomfortable until you break 'em in. | 1.4875 | 0.03138 | 562 | 373 | 104 | 85 |
453 | It's horse shoes and cowboy BOOTS. Who ever heard of cowboy shoes? | 1.4875 | 0.03188 | 562 | 378 | 94 | 90 |
454 | You never take me anywhere nice | 1.4875 | 0.03168 | 562 | 376 | 98 | 88 |
455 | My hindsight was never 20/20 | 1.4875 | 0.03106 | 560 | 380 | 92 | 88 |
456 | I got dressed up to meet your outlaws. | 1.4874 | 0.02897 | 556 | 345 | 151 | 60 |
457 | I couldn't decide so I got both. | 1.4874 | 0.02840 | 556 | 340 | 161 | 55 |
458 | Sorry, Hank, but those stilettos were killing me. | 1.4874 | 0.03049 | 556 | 359 | 123 | 74 |
459 | Jeez, Frank. For once try not to be the neigh-sayer here. | 1.4867 | 0.02919 | 563 | 356 | 141 | 66 |
460 | I'm working my way up to pumps. | 1.4865 | 0.03179 | 555 | 371 | 98 | 86 |
461 | At first I thought the red, then maybe the blue. I don't know, what do you think? | 1.4865 | 0.03259 | 555 | 379 | 82 | 94 |
462 | It’s called fashion, sweetie. Look it up. | 1.4865 | 0.03173 | 555 | 373 | 95 | 87 |
463 | These are my dancing shoes, Slim ... | 1.4864 | 0.03328 | 551 | 382 | 70 | 99 |
464 | I think red says 'vicious outlaw' more than blue. | 1.4864 | 0.03258 | 551 | 375 | 84 | 92 |
465 | Well, you get to wear that silly hat! | 1.4856 | 0.03274 | 554 | 380 | 79 | 95 |
466 | thanks for letting me use your phone | 1.4855 | 0.03303 | 550 | 379 | 75 | 96 |
467 | They were a deal! His and her shoes. | 1.4854 | 0.03292 | 548 | 376 | 78 | 94 |
468 | The downstairs neighbors were complaining about the horseshoes. | 1.4849 | 0.03251 | 530 | 355 | 93 | 82 |
469 | These gender reveals keep getting weirder... | 1.4846 | 0.03258 | 551 | 376 | 83 | 92 |
470 | its my birthday; can i saddle you today? | 1.4843 | 0.03367 | 543 | 379 | 65 | 99 |
471 | That's "shod fine" not "schadenfreude". | 1.4843 | 0.03099 | 543 | 368 | 93 | 82 |
472 | Hey, at least I’m not trying to look like Pharrell at the 2014 Grammys. | 1.4842 | 0.03387 | 539 | 377 | 63 | 99 |
473 | If I have no name, how else am I supposed to express my individuality? | 1.4842 | 0.03166 | 539 | 361 | 97 | 81 |
474 | I'm taking a tap class with the Philly from stall #3. | 1.4842 | 0.02898 | 539 | 355 | 116 | 68 |
475 | Business in the front. Party in the back. | 1.4836 | 0.03164 | 517 | 336 | 112 | 69 |
476 | You do realize these are so out of season! | 1.4834 | 0.03351 | 542 | 377 | 68 | 97 |
477 | The Good, The Bad and The Uggs | 1.4832 | 0.03223 | 536 | 359 | 95 | 82 |
478 | I wanted a horse AND 4 mules not a horse IN 4 mules. | 1.4831 | 0.03042 | 534 | 341 | 128 | 65 |
479 | There was a sale at DSW, and I couldn't say neigh. | 1.4831 | 0.03243 | 534 | 359 | 92 | 83 |
480 | I am actually talking to you and you are just curious about my shoes? | 1.4831 | 0.03053 | 534 | 342 | 126 | 66 |
481 | Let me guess, Sancho gave you his 2 for 1 sales pitch and you bought it ?! | 1.4831 | 0.03254 | 534 | 360 | 90 | 84 |
482 | They didn’t have any in your size. I looked. | 1.4831 | 0.03291 | 534 | 366 | 79 | 89 |
483 | I didn’t laugh when you bought that hat. | 1.4831 | 0.02896 | 532 | 329 | 150 | 53 |
484 | Your hat looks ridiculous, Frank. | 1.4831 | 0.02998 | 532 | 338 | 132 | 62 |
485 | Clearly, I am all for supporting a new blacksmith. But I fear he is using me as his own personal canvas. | 1.4824 | 0.03273 | 539 | 367 | 84 | 88 |
486 | I wish I knew dogs were colorblind before asking Benji for fashion advice | 1.4824 | 0.03176 | 539 | 358 | 102 | 79 |
487 | Now let me get this straight—green for go and red for stop? | 1.4823 | 0.03397 | 537 | 377 | 61 | 99 |
488 | Now it's my turn to nail your shoes on. | 1.4823 | 0.03186 | 537 | 357 | 101 | 79 |
489 | You said it was a virtual prom. | 1.4823 | 0.03240 | 537 | 364 | 88 | 85 |
490 | Flats? With that saddle? | 1.4822 | 0.03003 | 535 | 339 | 134 | 62 |
491 | I couldn’t decide what color i liked best so i bought both. | 1.4822 | 0.03323 | 533 | 366 | 77 | 90 |
492 | I use the pronoun they. | 1.4821 | 0.03019 | 531 | 337 | 132 | 62 |
493 | The farrier is in quarantine so I got these online. Jeez, Clyde - it's the 21st century! | 1.4821 | 0.03257 | 531 | 358 | 90 | 83 |
494 | It only took one unusual ranch visit to start Dr. Seuss on a path of success. | 1.4820 | 0.03363 | 527 | 364 | 72 | 91 |
495 | Never mind the shoes. Where’s your mask, cowboy? | 1.4810 | 0.03064 | 526 | 337 | 125 | 64 |
496 | I said we were going to put some new horse shoes on you, not house shoes! | 1.4810 | 0.03270 | 526 | 355 | 89 | 82 |
497 | Well don't get all embarrassed now. | 1.4809 | 0.03346 | 524 | 360 | 76 | 88 |
498 | And all this time I didn't realize you were such a lady. | 1.4809 | 0.03340 | 524 | 362 | 73 | 89 |
499 | Yes we will be visiting blue and red states | 1.4808 | 0.03323 | 522 | 356 | 81 | 85 |
500 | Look, they only come in pairs - and besides, nobody’s going to be looking at your feet... | 1.4808 | 0.03256 | 522 | 350 | 93 | 79 |
501 | These are my dressage shoes. | 1.4808 | 0.03009 | 522 | 329 | 135 | 58 |
502 | Hmmmm.....horse shoes. | 1.4808 | 0.03323 | 522 | 356 | 81 | 85 |
503 | They asked me if I wanted to wait for a matching pair and I said neigh | 1.4808 | 0.02923 | 522 | 337 | 125 | 60 |
504 | I see we both reached new levels of unnecessary quarantine purchases. | 1.4801 | 0.03012 | 527 | 334 | 133 | 60 |
505 | I’ll loose the hat if you loose the shoes. | 1.4799 | 0.03383 | 523 | 363 | 69 | 91 |
506 | Well, excuse me for putting in the effort to look nice when we ride into town. | 1.4799 | 0.03050 | 498 | 312 | 133 | 53 |
507 | Did I mention that I signed up for an art class? | 1.4798 | 0.03192 | 521 | 344 | 104 | 73 |
508 | It’s not just the limited colorway - would you believe you don’t need to have these shoes nailed into your hooves? | 1.4798 | 0.03304 | 519 | 352 | 85 | 82 |
509 | Covfefe. | 1.4798 | 0.03453 | 494 | 343 | 66 | 85 |
510 | The blacksmith's is now part of a strip mall. | 1.4797 | 0.03415 | 517 | 360 | 66 | 91 |
511 | What if I don't want a 'giddy-up getup'. | 1.4797 | 0.03415 | 517 | 360 | 66 | 91 |
512 | The blacksmith's shop was closed, so I swung by the mall. | 1.4796 | 0.02906 | 515 | 323 | 140 | 52 |
513 | Well I never once complained about that silly hat! | 1.4796 | 0.02989 | 515 | 322 | 139 | 54 |
514 | Well YOU'RE the one who shared your Amazon password! | 1.4795 | 0.03048 | 488 | 317 | 117 | 54 |
515 | Hey there, cowboy, you can just refer to me using the pronoun “horse.” | 1.4788 | 0.03045 | 518 | 347 | 101 | 70 |
516 | They don't fit! | 1.4787 | 0.03442 | 516 | 362 | 61 | 93 |
517 | What? And only you get to enjoy arch support? | 1.4787 | 0.03250 | 516 | 350 | 87 | 79 |
518 | Don't you think the fact I'm talking to you is even more remarkable? | 1.4787 | 0.03180 | 516 | 339 | 107 | 70 |
519 | I’m feeling a little un-stable. | 1.4787 | 0.03331 | 516 | 352 | 81 | 83 |
520 | You get to wear your funny shoes and I get to wear mine | 1.4783 | 0.03337 | 508 | 345 | 83 | 80 |
521 | Is that a hat you you’re wearing, or are you just happy to see me? | 1.4774 | 0.03498 | 465 | 317 | 74 | 74 |
522 | The last pair felt like I was stepping on nails. | 1.4773 | 0.03119 | 507 | 329 | 115 | 63 |
523 | Oh. and that hat doesn't? | 1.4773 | 0.03010 | 507 | 318 | 136 | 53 |
524 | If John Paul II could pull it off, you should be fine. | 1.4770 | 0.03289 | 501 | 335 | 93 | 73 |
525 | You said this weekend was going to be dressage. | 1.4770 | 0.02950 | 501 | 322 | 126 | 53 |
526 | What do you mean, they're your lucky shoes? | 1.4770 | 0.03432 | 501 | 347 | 69 | 85 |
527 | AHEM! My eyes are up here, cowboy! | 1.4770 | 0.03153 | 501 | 324 | 115 | 62 |
528 | When you're gelded, you can go either way or both. | 1.4759 | 0.02844 | 498 | 319 | 131 | 48 |
529 | Which pair goes best with my eyes? | 1.4759 | 0.03242 | 498 | 329 | 101 | 68 |
530 | I'll lose the shoes if you do something about that hat. | 1.4758 | 0.03052 | 496 | 320 | 119 | 57 |
531 | They are going to think you are a city slicker. | 1.4745 | 0.03384 | 491 | 337 | 76 | 78 |
532 | I know I really don't NEED them, but they were on sale and besides, the shoes you gave me hurt my feet. Help me decide the color that best compliments my eyes! | 1.4745 | 0.03534 | 491 | 347 | 55 | 89 |
533 | Yeah, I agree. This ability to talk and haggle a 2 for 1 deal on designer footwear is a pretty sweet evolutionary advantage. | 1.4739 | 0.03436 | 498 | 346 | 68 | 84 |
534 | Get off your high horse, heels - er, high heels, horse | 1.4737 | 0.03398 | 494 | 341 | 73 | 80 |
535 | No, I think you look nice. | 1.4735 | 0.03474 | 490 | 344 | 61 | 85 |
536 | Big Sale? You look great? That's what you got?! | 1.4734 | 0.03455 | 488 | 338 | 69 | 81 |
537 | Well, clearly you shouldn’t have told me your password. | 1.4734 | 0.03109 | 488 | 313 | 120 | 55 |
538 | No, I will not get you matching socks! | 1.4733 | 0.03392 | 486 | 331 | 80 | 75 |
539 | What ? You know I am color blind!! | 1.4733 | 0.03515 | 486 | 341 | 60 | 85 |
540 | Now you can try walking a mile in my shoes. | 1.4733 | 0.03118 | 486 | 310 | 122 | 54 |
541 | Do you think I should have just gotten four purple ones? | 1.4733 | 0.03367 | 486 | 329 | 84 | 73 |
542 | Is it insensitive to have the pink shoes in the back? | 1.4733 | 0.03284 | 486 | 325 | 93 | 68 |
543 | I'm sorry to say we're both over the age limit for the rodeo | 1.4733 | 0.03527 | 486 | 342 | 58 | 86 |
544 | In these shoes? I don't think so | 1.4733 | 0.03212 | 486 | 317 | 108 | 61 |
545 | Well, your scarf doesn’t go with that hat, Mr. Fashion. | 1.4733 | 0.03091 | 486 | 308 | 126 | 52 |
546 | The saddle didn't give me much to work with. | 1.4731 | 0.03390 | 484 | 329 | 81 | 74 |
547 | I don't care if you are a female, you are still a horse! | 1.4731 | 0.03628 | 465 | 329 | 52 | 84 |
548 | You try finding 4 shoes to match this saddle. | 1.4731 | 0.03243 | 465 | 303 | 105 | 57 |
549 | You should talk... | 1.4730 | 0.03451 | 482 | 332 | 72 | 78 |
550 | No, I wouldn’t make you walk a mile in those shoes. | 1.4730 | 0.03489 | 482 | 335 | 66 | 81 |
551 | No, I think the pink ones look better in the front. | 1.4730 | 0.03298 | 482 | 320 | 96 | 66 |
552 | You're making a complete foal of yourself | 1.4730 | 0.03501 | 482 | 336 | 64 | 82 |
553 | You got home ealier Tom | 1.4730 | 0.03482 | 482 | 337 | 63 | 82 |
554 | Don’t worry, the Zoom conference can only see the top half. | 1.4730 | 0.03082 | 482 | 309 | 120 | 53 |
555 | You’re a shoe-in at the derby this year Peaky Sneakerz. | 1.4730 | 0.03525 | 482 | 338 | 60 | 84 |
556 | There's never a line in the unisex bathrooms, but I tell ya; my dogs are barking! | 1.4723 | 0.03436 | 487 | 336 | 72 | 79 |
557 | They have arch support. | 1.4723 | 0.03423 | 487 | 335 | 74 | 78 |
558 | My stall is the one with the trot through closet. R.Lehingrat Burnaby, BC | 1.4723 | 0.03448 | 487 | 339 | 67 | 81 |
559 | No, that’s not what I meant when I said we have to get horse shoes for you. | 1.4722 | 0.03434 | 485 | 334 | 73 | 78 |
560 | Hmmm...better arch support, but still clash with the saddle. | 1.4720 | 0.03420 | 483 | 331 | 76 | 76 |
561 | You overpaid for my new loafers, and the Avon Lady is here with lip gloss for Wilbur. | 1.4719 | 0.03531 | 481 | 338 | 59 | 84 |
562 | Are they done playing horseshoes yet? | 1.4719 | 0.03114 | 481 | 306 | 123 | 52 |
563 | Here’s the deal. Say nothing about the shoes, I say nothing about the hat. | 1.4718 | 0.03093 | 426 | 261 | 130 | 35 |
564 | Fifteen-gallon. What’s your story? | 1.4718 | 0.03392 | 479 | 325 | 82 | 72 |
565 | There’s a new blacksmith in town and I really like her. | 1.4718 | 0.02891 | 479 | 306 | 127 | 46 |
566 | We're going to a gender reveal party, correct? | 1.4718 | 0.03220 | 479 | 314 | 105 | 60 |
567 | Well I think your hat is lame. | 1.4717 | 0.03297 | 477 | 316 | 97 | 64 |
568 | I am not going to the rodeo without you. | 1.4717 | 0.03591 | 477 | 339 | 51 | 87 |
569 | Alright, these dang reveal parties are getting out of hand! | 1.4717 | 0.03324 | 477 | 318 | 93 | 66 |
570 | And that hat isn’t ridiculous? | 1.4716 | 0.03171 | 475 | 305 | 116 | 54 |
571 | Oh really? And you think that hat works? | 1.4716 | 0.03226 | 475 | 309 | 108 | 58 |
572 | Bamboo socks for the hot sand. | 1.4716 | 0.03591 | 475 | 337 | 52 | 86 |
573 | How about YOU nail a piece of metal to YOUR foot? | 1.4716 | 0.03114 | 475 | 306 | 116 | 53 |
574 | Sorry, but this is not "The Pony Express Yourself"! | 1.4716 | 0.03274 | 475 | 315 | 97 | 63 |
575 | If I wear these no one will notice your hat. | 1.4705 | 0.03054 | 474 | 304 | 120 | 50 |
576 | You were right. It's not easy being in your shoes. | 1.4703 | 0.03171 | 472 | 303 | 116 | 53 |
577 | Boss, I think the motto "Just Do It" does not apply here. | 1.4703 | 0.03572 | 472 | 333 | 56 | 83 |
578 | Whatever behooves you. | 1.4702 | 0.03284 | 453 | 294 | 105 | 54 |
579 | I'm sorry, but the blacksmith is closed due to lockdown orders. | 1.4693 | 0.03463 | 473 | 326 | 72 | 75 |
580 | Well, who is on their high horse now? | 1.4692 | 0.03369 | 471 | 317 | 87 | 67 |
581 | I’m color coordinated for the baby shower | 1.4692 | 0.03527 | 471 | 329 | 63 | 79 |
582 | I splurged. It was a BOGO sale | 1.4692 | 0.03423 | 471 | 321 | 79 | 71 |
583 | C’mon, Dusty, deep down you always knew. | 1.4690 | 0.03064 | 467 | 292 | 131 | 44 |
584 | No Jimmy Choo, the farrier says that is tired of changing your shoes. | 1.4690 | 0.03652 | 467 | 335 | 45 | 87 |
585 | I'm too old for bucking. It's time to try prancing. | 1.4690 | 0.03445 | 467 | 319 | 77 | 71 |
586 | It’s called being an influencer, Earl. #horseshooz | 1.4690 | 0.03123 | 467 | 296 | 123 | 48 |
587 | 'The ones you put one had no arch support'. | 1.4688 | 0.03403 | 465 | 314 | 84 | 67 |
588 | "No, I'm not taking you to Macy' s One-Day Sale. | 1.4687 | 0.03495 | 463 | 319 | 71 | 73 |
589 | I’m too sexy for my hooves! | 1.4687 | 0.03180 | 463 | 299 | 112 | 52 |
590 | Also, I can talk. | 1.4687 | 0.02998 | 463 | 292 | 128 | 43 |
591 | The farrier is gay. | 1.4687 | 0.03352 | 463 | 316 | 80 | 67 |
592 | where'd my horse shoes go | 1.4677 | 0.03290 | 464 | 313 | 88 | 63 |
593 | I'm not thrilled about the new farrier either, but these do make my eyes pop. | 1.4677 | 0.03476 | 464 | 319 | 73 | 72 |
594 | Just one mile? | 1.4677 | 0.03435 | 464 | 316 | 79 | 69 |
595 | Tight doesn't matter. Have you ever had a nail driven into your foot? | 1.4674 | 0.03318 | 460 | 304 | 97 | 59 |
596 | The red and aqua are gun violence awareness colors. By the way, that thing better not be loaded. | 1.4674 | 0.03239 | 460 | 316 | 80 | 64 |
597 | I tested positive for steroids AND estrogen. | 1.4672 | 0.03645 | 458 | 326 | 50 | 82 |
598 | You're the first to know. I've decided to come out of the barn. | 1.4672 | 0.03198 | 458 | 294 | 114 | 50 |
599 | Look, just lead me to the water. I'll take it from there. | 1.4672 | 0.03442 | 458 | 311 | 80 | 67 |
600 | You went to Sarah Jessica Parker's store without your mask? | 1.4672 | 0.03565 | 458 | 320 | 62 | 76 |
601 | I’ll explain starboard and port one more time. | 1.4671 | 0.03454 | 456 | 313 | 75 | 68 |
602 | Well, my head is Democratic and my ass is Republican. | 1.4658 | 0.03443 | 453 | 307 | 81 | 65 |
603 | Nike or Adidas, who is offering us more to attend their rodeo? | 1.4656 | 0.03426 | 451 | 304 | 84 | 63 |
604 | Look it’s my money, I can spent it how I want. | 1.4656 | 0.03622 | 451 | 318 | 56 | 77 |
605 | Just my luck, they were all out of horseshoes again. | 1.4656 | 0.03594 | 451 | 316 | 60 | 75 |
606 | I love these shoes, but I couldn't justify two pairs exactly the same.... | 1.4655 | 0.03607 | 449 | 315 | 59 | 75 |
607 | The thought of being remembered as just ‘the horse with no name’ was keeping me up at night. | 1.4655 | 0.03198 | 449 | 287 | 115 | 47 |
608 | Well, I think your hat’s stupid. | 1.4655 | 0.03229 | 449 | 289 | 111 | 49 |
609 | They're a little loose. Do you know a good pink and blue smith? | 1.4653 | 0.03634 | 447 | 315 | 56 | 76 |
610 | Roy...you’ve been a great partner and the best of friends, but it’s time for me to hit the trail and live my truth. | 1.4653 | 0.03224 | 447 | 287 | 112 | 48 |
611 | The back ones get me to Kansas. The front ones to New York City. | 1.4653 | 0.03536 | 447 | 308 | 70 | 69 |
612 | I look ridiculous? Have you seen yourself in that hat? | 1.4651 | 0.03132 | 430 | 267 | 126 | 37 |
613 | Enough room in the hooves? | 1.4641 | 0.03626 | 446 | 314 | 57 | 75 |
614 | I think two of those are mine! | 1.4640 | 0.03302 | 444 | 295 | 94 | 55 |
615 | Gucci's! | 1.4640 | 0.03680 | 444 | 316 | 50 | 78 |
616 | Trust me, they'll never track us now. | 1.4640 | 0.03317 | 444 | 291 | 100 | 53 |
617 | Before I answer, let me ask, did you save the receipt.? | 1.4640 | 0.03045 | 444 | 274 | 134 | 36 |
618 | You've been watching My Little Pony again, haven't you!? | 1.4638 | 0.03464 | 442 | 299 | 81 | 62 |
619 | Just nail on new shoes," the vet says. "That'll get him going," he says... | 1.4638 | 0.03508 | 442 | 302 | 75 | 65 |
620 | It's not horsing around, John. It's fashion. | 1.4636 | 0.03229 | 440 | 292 | 96 | 52 |
621 | What do they mean, "and the horse you rode in on?" | 1.4636 | 0.03693 | 440 | 313 | 50 | 77 |
622 | What do you think? | 1.4631 | 0.03563 | 447 | 311 | 65 | 71 |
623 | I'm pretty sure 'walk a mile in my shoes' is just an idiom. | 1.4630 | 0.03260 | 419 | 266 | 112 | 41 |
624 | Which ones make me look like I have a winning personality? | 1.4626 | 0.03470 | 441 | 299 | 80 | 62 |
625 | The mare misunderstood when I said I like sex. | 1.4626 | 0.03644 | 441 | 311 | 56 | 74 |
626 | Same place you got that hat. | 1.4624 | 0.03250 | 439 | 283 | 109 | 47 |
627 | Whatever happened to the cowboy boots I gave you for your birthday? | 1.4622 | 0.03180 | 437 | 287 | 102 | 48 |
628 | Don't judge me Jack, it was a 75% off sale! | 1.4619 | 0.03609 | 433 | 301 | 64 | 68 |
629 | I'm hedging my bet on who's going to win in November. | 1.4612 | 0.03635 | 438 | 308 | 58 | 72 |
630 | The farrier insists these casual slip ons are trending, and I must say I do find quite comfortable, now giddy-up cowboy | 1.4612 | 0.03503 | 438 | 299 | 76 | 63 |
631 | Well pardon me, someone here needs style! | 1.4610 | 0.03719 | 410 | 286 | 59 | 65 |
632 | Blue for trotting. Red for galloping. | 1.4606 | 0.03540 | 432 | 296 | 73 | 63 |
633 | When I named you Dancer, I didn't mean it literally. | 1.4606 | 0.03206 | 432 | 275 | 115 | 42 |
634 | I opted for loafers. The laces on the oxfords were killers. | 1.4606 | 0.03494 | 432 | 293 | 79 | 60 |
635 | Avant-garde or just plain tacky? | 1.4606 | 0.03329 | 432 | 290 | 88 | 54 |
636 | I don’t care if they’re not sensible, I love them.” | 1.4606 | 0.03337 | 432 | 283 | 99 | 50 |
637 | What, I'm an Old Paint and you don't like my shoe colors? | 1.4605 | 0.03760 | 430 | 309 | 44 | 77 |
638 | Bring that hat of yours over here and let’s go! | 1.4605 | 0.03553 | 430 | 300 | 64 | 66 |
639 | The OK Corral was full but the Fabulous Corral was able to fit me in. | 1.4605 | 0.03348 | 430 | 282 | 98 | 50 |
640 | Gender reveal party, circa 1860 | 1.4603 | 0.03596 | 428 | 296 | 67 | 65 |
641 | You're violating the Rules of Greyscale! | 1.4603 | 0.03440 | 428 | 291 | 79 | 58 |
642 | We are six feet apart. Your donkey and elephant friends are miles apart. | 1.4594 | 0.03796 | 431 | 313 | 38 | 80 |
643 | It’s my first rodeo. | 1.4592 | 0.03466 | 429 | 289 | 83 | 57 |
644 | This is the last time I ask for a set of balanced shoes. | 1.4588 | 0.03780 | 425 | 306 | 43 | 76 |
645 | Look, I’m not looking to get into another civil rights debate with you today... far be it for me to say what you can or cannot wear to work. | 1.4588 | 0.03751 | 425 | 304 | 47 | 74 |
646 | You know, I can see your no-show socks. | 1.4588 | 0.03294 | 425 | 285 | 89 | 51 |
647 | Let me guess, first rodeo? | 1.4586 | 0.02870 | 423 | 290 | 88 | 45 |
648 | Okay. Now it’s my turn to walk a day in your shoes. | 1.4586 | 0.03167 | 423 | 266 | 120 | 37 |
649 | Read the invitation - dress code is black tie | 1.4586 | 0.03750 | 423 | 302 | 48 | 73 |
650 | I had to make do. The ferriers were all shut down by Covid-19. | 1.4584 | 0.03626 | 421 | 292 | 65 | 64 |
651 | You're not color blind? | 1.4584 | 0.03749 | 421 | 300 | 49 | 72 |
652 | The blue ones are more fashion-forward, but the red ones make my hooves look smaller. | 1.4584 | 0.03078 | 421 | 267 | 118 | 36 |
653 | Imagine it: "A man rode into town on a horse on limited edition colorways." | 1.4584 | 0.03611 | 421 | 291 | 67 | 63 |
654 | But Lightening- all the horses in New York are wearing them, a matching 4 is SO 2019 . | 1.4584 | 0.03809 | 421 | 304 | 41 | 76 |
655 | Cute shoes. | 1.4580 | 0.03653 | 417 | 290 | 63 | 64 |
656 | Well, don’t you look hot to trot today! | 1.4580 | 0.03340 | 417 | 271 | 101 | 45 |
657 | Kids just don’t find cowboys cool anymore. | 1.4580 | 0.03685 | 417 | 292 | 59 | 66 |
658 | I’m sorry, I don’t know what Tic Tock is! | 1.4580 | 0.03777 | 417 | 298 | 47 | 72 |
659 | My forelegs want to go but my hind legs won't move. | 1.4580 | 0.03808 | 417 | 300 | 43 | 74 |
660 | Hats are so last season. | 1.4580 | 0.03762 | 417 | 297 | 49 | 71 |
661 | I'm a bipartisan stalking horse--stealthier that way. | 1.4580 | 0.03669 | 417 | 291 | 61 | 65 |
662 | They looked better online. | 1.4580 | 0.03305 | 417 | 269 | 105 | 43 |
663 | I'm a stable genius... | 1.4575 | 0.03366 | 424 | 279 | 96 | 49 |
664 | I’ll take you as far as the neighbor’s ranch. I’m still breaking these in. | 1.4573 | 0.03259 | 422 | 271 | 109 | 42 |
665 | Too much? | 1.4569 | 0.03351 | 418 | 273 | 99 | 46 |
666 | I think I'll keep the red ones. They're a little tight but make my ankles look thinner. | 1.4567 | 0.03222 | 416 | 264 | 114 | 38 |
667 | I swear! I found these in Seabiscuit's closet! | 1.4565 | 0.03783 | 414 | 296 | 47 | 71 |
668 | When do you want to do the reveal? | 1.4565 | 0.03609 | 414 | 285 | 69 | 60 |
669 | I couldn't decide between blue suede shoes or ruby slippers so I bought a pair of each! | 1.4563 | 0.03671 | 412 | 287 | 62 | 63 |
670 | Two for one on Amazon Cute, huh? | 1.4563 | 0.03782 | 412 | 294 | 48 | 70 |
671 | It’s called fashion, mister | 1.4561 | 0.03749 | 410 | 290 | 53 | 67 |
672 | Okay, you take off that stupid hat and i'll take off the silly shoes, then you can go for a ride | 1.4561 | 0.03519 | 410 | 276 | 81 | 53 |
673 | That's the last time I hire a farrier from L.A. | 1.4561 | 0.03685 | 410 | 286 | 61 | 63 |
674 | The farrier is on vacation so his wife fitted me with these new horseshoes. | 1.4561 | 0.03733 | 410 | 289 | 55 | 66 |
675 | Where should we go for dinner? | 1.4561 | 0.03765 | 410 | 291 | 51 | 68 |
676 | Let’s face it, we both bought things online we didn’t need during this quarantine | 1.4557 | 0.03291 | 384 | 241 | 111 | 32 |
677 | Sorry. I didn't get my hooves done this week! | 1.4556 | 0.03252 | 417 | 267 | 110 | 40 |
678 | That hat always struck me as tacky, but did I complain? | 1.4545 | 0.03174 | 418 | 264 | 118 | 36 |
679 | A good ride? Man, I have a shoe deal. | 1.4545 | 0.03850 | 407 | 294 | 41 | 72 |
680 | You said get ready for the stage, and I just thought... | 1.4545 | 0.03272 | 407 | 260 | 109 | 38 |
681 | „My eyes are up here, Bob.“ | 1.4545 | 0.03244 | 407 | 266 | 100 | 41 |
682 | ohh..It's been months these shoes are not working dude ! | 1.4545 | 0.03897 | 407 | 297 | 35 | 75 |
683 | If you're gonna wear that hat I'm gonna wear these shoes." | 1.4543 | 0.03586 | 405 | 276 | 74 | 55 |
684 | These are so last year. | 1.4543 | 0.03769 | 405 | 287 | 52 | 66 |
685 | Weird? At least they're comfortable. How about we nail your boots to your feet for a day and see how you like it, Robert. | 1.4543 | 0.03575 | 383 | 255 | 82 | 46 |
686 | They're for Gay Ride week. | 1.4541 | 0.03295 | 403 | 258 | 107 | 38 |
687 | Yes, I have mixed color shoes on, but you have a baguette stuffed under your hat. | 1.4541 | 0.03667 | 403 | 279 | 65 | 59 |
688 | Just for here. On the trail, you can go back to the Birkenstocks. | 1.4541 | 0.03406 | 403 | 260 | 98 | 43 |
689 | Sex and the City goes West. | 1.4541 | 0.03667 | 403 | 279 | 65 | 59 |
690 | This is your last prank, Harold, because I'm going to kill you. | 1.4534 | 0.03842 | 408 | 295 | 41 | 72 |
691 | The polls suggested that the democrats are in front! | 1.4530 | 0.03539 | 362 | 235 | 90 | 37 |
692 | Line up ... boys in front, girls in back! | 1.4530 | 0.03759 | 404 | 286 | 53 | 65 |
693 | If you'd said "red right returning" in the first place I would have gotten them on the right hoofs. | 1.4530 | 0.03497 | 404 | 283 | 64 | 57 |
694 | Why don't you just register as an Independent? | 1.4530 | 0.03693 | 404 | 282 | 61 | 61 |
695 | Between your hat and my shoes I think we'll make it into next month's Vogue. | 1.4530 | 0.03523 | 404 | 272 | 81 | 51 |
696 | I will not be ridden rough-shod. | 1.4530 | 0.03326 | 404 | 261 | 103 | 40 |
697 | The returns are free, but who’s got the time? | 1.4530 | 0.03808 | 404 | 289 | 47 | 68 |
698 | Theses are as much horse shoes as your hat is ten gallons. | 1.4525 | 0.03585 | 400 | 272 | 75 | 53 |
699 | You wouldn’t believe how hard it is to find these shoes in a size 28 | 1.4525 | 0.03550 | 400 | 270 | 79 | 51 |
700 | Looks weird now, but imagine me in two pairs of trousers. | 1.4520 | 0.03523 | 396 | 265 | 83 | 48 |
701 | Is this a cognitive test? | 1.4520 | 0.03559 | 396 | 267 | 79 | 50 |
702 | If you can put on pants to out today, then I am putting on my nice shoes. | 1.4520 | 0.03950 | 396 | 290 | 33 | 73 |
703 | I'm afraid it'll have to do; turns out the blacksmith's not an essential service. | 1.4519 | 0.03942 | 270 | 171 | 76 | 23 |
704 | Well I’m not changing them now. Do you know how long it took me to tie the laces? | 1.4518 | 0.03415 | 394 | 260 | 91 | 43 |
705 | Dude! | 1.4518 | 0.03842 | 394 | 284 | 43 | 67 |
706 | No, we cannot go dancing! | 1.4518 | 0.03545 | 394 | 272 | 69 | 53 |
707 | Or do you like the red ones in the front? | 1.4518 | 0.03348 | 394 | 254 | 102 | 38 |
708 | I've got my mask around my neck, thank you. So where's YOURS? | 1.4518 | 0.03766 | 394 | 277 | 56 | 61 |
709 | I aint ridden no dang horsie whose shoes don't match! | 1.4514 | 0.03814 | 401 | 287 | 47 | 67 |
710 | I will if you give up that hat! | 1.4514 | 0.02693 | 401 | 265 | 106 | 30 |
711 | I want to add spurs that jingle, jangle, jingle, as I go ridin’ merrily along. | 1.4511 | 0.03652 | 399 | 278 | 63 | 58 |
712 | You’ve been in my closet again. | 1.4509 | 0.03405 | 397 | 260 | 95 | 42 |
713 | Not a match, but close counts in horseshoes. | 1.4509 | 0.03368 | 397 | 258 | 99 | 40 |
714 | Relax Earl, no one can see your shoes in a video conference... | 1.4509 | 0.03424 | 397 | 261 | 93 | 43 |
715 | "The blacksmith had a sale" | 1.4509 | 0.02329 | 397 | 279 | 86 | 32 |
716 | You have a beautiful heart, Larry, and I think it’s time to stop hiding it behind that hat, which actually makes you look shorter than you are! | 1.4509 | 0.03760 | 397 | 280 | 55 | 62 |
717 | If you won't wear a mask, I'm taking off my shoes and leaving without you! | 1.4506 | 0.03671 | 395 | 273 | 66 | 56 |
718 | Says who? | 1.4506 | 0.03826 | 395 | 282 | 48 | 65 |
719 | I thought this would make our ride more fluid. | 1.4506 | 0.03636 | 395 | 286 | 46 | 63 |
720 | If you can wear that ridiculous hat | 1.4501 | 0.03822 | 391 | 278 | 50 | 63 |
721 | What’s with the shoes? | 1.4499 | 0.03940 | 389 | 283 | 37 | 69 |
722 | I ain't ridin' no horse who can't find 4 shoes that match. | 1.4499 | 0.03578 | 389 | 265 | 74 | 50 |
723 | The experts say this is the best method to prevent catching hoof-and-mouth disease. | 1.4496 | 0.03922 | 387 | 280 | 40 | 67 |
724 | That new blacksmith is reading too many fashion magazines! | 1.4496 | 0.03870 | 387 | 277 | 46 | 64 |
725 | Was your rider a California liberal? | 1.4490 | 0.03865 | 392 | 282 | 44 | 66 |
726 | What pronouns do you prefer, pardner? | 1.4490 | 0.03675 | 392 | 271 | 66 | 55 |
727 | Well I just couldn’t make up my mind... | 1.4490 | 0.03359 | 392 | 264 | 84 | 44 |
728 | You don't know the rules for horseshoes? | 1.4490 | 0.03763 | 392 | 276 | 56 | 60 |
729 | It could have been worse - my high heels. | 1.4490 | 0.03780 | 392 | 277 | 54 | 61 |
730 | Listen, your thing the open range. My thing is arch support. So I don’t want to hear about it. | 1.4490 | 0.03530 | 392 | 268 | 74 | 50 |
731 | Listen they have great arch support. | 1.4490 | 0.03301 | 392 | 251 | 106 | 35 |
732 | For every pair we buy, they send another one to less fortunate horses. | 1.4490 | 0.03474 | 392 | 260 | 88 | 44 |
733 | If I tap all four of these together maybe we can skip to 2021 | 1.4490 | 0.03455 | 392 | 259 | 90 | 43 |
734 | It's within union regulations. | 1.4487 | 0.03931 | 390 | 284 | 37 | 69 |
735 | Your hat clashes with my shoes. | 1.4487 | 0.03497 | 390 | 272 | 66 | 52 |
736 | Stop horsing around & put your good shoes on. | 1.4487 | 0.03795 | 390 | 276 | 53 | 61 |
737 | I know, but human shoe stores have a better selection than my blacksmith! | 1.4487 | 0.03829 | 390 | 278 | 49 | 63 |
738 | Sure, right. Yes, I ordered them on Equine/gender reveal.com | 1.4487 | 0.03948 | 390 | 285 | 35 | 70 |
739 | Yeah, I got tired of the whole "nail a spike through my hoof" thing. | 1.4487 | 0.03391 | 390 | 259 | 89 | 42 |
740 | It’s the whole ‘two kids pretending to be a horse’ look, it’s very in this season | 1.4487 | 0.03812 | 390 | 277 | 51 | 62 |
741 | the farrier has the new Spring collection, the Funfetti line. | 1.4487 | 0.03864 | 390 | 280 | 45 | 65 |
742 | These days, I just dress up for fun | 1.4487 | 0.03725 | 390 | 272 | 61 | 57 |
743 | Look, about last night... | 1.4487 | 0.03525 | 390 | 261 | 83 | 46 |
744 | When I gallop, they look purple. | 1.4485 | 0.03384 | 388 | 252 | 98 | 38 |
745 | All Gary wanted was a horse of many colors ... | 1.4482 | 0.03772 | 386 | 271 | 57 | 58 |
746 | Why yes, we will be observing the recommended "wide open spaces rules". | 1.4482 | 0.03808 | 386 | 273 | 53 | 60 |
747 | It's not you. It's me. | 1.4479 | 0.03632 | 384 | 264 | 69 | 51 |
748 | And now you've been visiting the McCoys. | 1.4479 | 0.03963 | 384 | 280 | 36 | 68 |
749 | They're from Macy's Cowboy Spring collection. | 1.4479 | 0.03841 | 384 | 273 | 50 | 61 |
750 | My usual clip, combined with a vivid new clop.” | 1.4479 | 0.03603 | 384 | 260 | 76 | 48 |
751 | My old owner gave me acid and I've been legit tripping ever since dawg | 1.4479 | 0.03894 | 384 | 276 | 44 | 64 |
752 | Gucci, and you fly the farrier in from Florence every month. | 1.4476 | 0.03927 | 382 | 276 | 41 | 65 |
753 | I don't think we're in Texas anymore, Toto. But, Ireland? | 1.4476 | 0.03945 | 382 | 277 | 39 | 66 |
754 | He thought I asked for whores' shoes. | 1.4476 | 0.03748 | 382 | 266 | 61 | 55 |
755 | Whoa! Are you gonna wear those in to town? | 1.4476 | 0.03766 | 382 | 267 | 59 | 56 |
756 | Nancy Sinatra gave them to me. | 1.4476 | 0.03821 | 382 | 270 | 53 | 59 |
757 | I just couldn't make a decision. | 1.4476 | 0.03945 | 382 | 277 | 39 | 66 |
758 | Why couldn’t you just get two pairs of the same color, John? | 1.4476 | 0.03856 | 382 | 272 | 49 | 61 |
759 | They're comfy. Did I mock your penis-shaped hat? | 1.4474 | 0.03651 | 380 | 259 | 72 | 49 |
760 | A horse with no shame. | 1.4474 | 0.03455 | 380 | 249 | 92 | 39 |
761 | you know what they say, “if the shoe fits”....... | 1.4471 | 0.03703 | 378 | 260 | 67 | 51 |
762 | Are you going to wear that hat? | 1.4471 | 0.03815 | 378 | 266 | 55 | 57 |
763 | You define happy trails your way, I'll define it my way. | 1.4470 | 0.03249 | 387 | 245 | 111 | 31 |
764 | Do I force you to wear human shoes, Lenny? | 1.4470 | 0.03852 | 387 | 277 | 47 | 63 |
765 | Don't get me wrong - I like 'em, but... they don't really go with the brown leather outfit I normally wear. | 1.4470 | 0.03817 | 387 | 275 | 51 | 61 |
766 | I prefer hay/hem pronouns. | 1.4468 | 0.03868 | 385 | 276 | 46 | 63 |
767 | Do you think the pink ones make my hind quarters look big? | 1.4468 | 0.03725 | 385 | 268 | 62 | 55 |
768 | You try finding a blacksmith now-a-days | 1.4465 | 0.03758 | 383 | 268 | 59 | 56 |
769 | Would YOU go out in unmatched shoes? | 1.4465 | 0.03812 | 383 | 271 | 53 | 59 |
770 | I'm having twins?! | 1.4465 | 0.03901 | 383 | 276 | 43 | 64 |
771 | They're saddle shoes. | 1.4465 | 0.03494 | 383 | 254 | 87 | 42 |
772 | I said horseshoes not Jimmy Choos ! | 1.4465 | 0.03494 | 383 | 254 | 87 | 42 |
773 | The yellow slides looked better. | 1.4465 | 0.03953 | 383 | 279 | 37 | 67 |
774 | Who said that we are going to town? | 1.4462 | 0.02072 | 381 | 266 | 92 | 23 |
775 | My other shoes felt like I was walking on nails. | 1.4462 | 0.03681 | 381 | 262 | 68 | 51 |
776 | This should double the chances of finding a matching designer saddle bag. | 1.4459 | 0.03421 | 379 | 247 | 95 | 37 |
777 | I'm expressing my true self. | 1.4459 | 0.03561 | 379 | 259 | 73 | 47 |
778 | Yeah, I can just slip them on. | 1.4456 | 0.03767 | 377 | 263 | 60 | 54 |
779 | I was expecting saddle shoes. | 1.4456 | 0.03413 | 377 | 245 | 96 | 36 |
780 | Don't judge, you're the one who shot them. I just took their shoes. | 1.4453 | 0.03384 | 375 | 242 | 99 | 34 |
781 | What makes you think this is my first rodeo? | 1.4453 | 0.03589 | 375 | 252 | 79 | 44 |
782 | I don't know. Did you change your hair? | 1.4453 | 0.03579 | 375 | 254 | 76 | 45 |
783 | I still prefer the Crocs! | 1.4450 | 0.03891 | 373 | 266 | 48 | 59 |
784 | If your gonna wear that hat, then I'm wearin' these shoes..." | 1.4450 | 0.03522 | 373 | 247 | 86 | 40 |
785 | They both spark joy. | 1.4447 | 0.03452 | 371 | 242 | 93 | 36 |
786 | Where is the cow? | 1.4447 | 0.04036 | 371 | 272 | 33 | 66 |
787 | Hold the snickering. They were on sale! | 1.4447 | 0.03687 | 371 | 256 | 66 | 49 |
788 | You're right Milly. The blue ones do go better with your coat. | 1.4447 | 0.03813 | 371 | 260 | 57 | 54 |
789 | So this is how you shoe a horse Tex? | 1.4447 | 0.04000 | 371 | 270 | 37 | 64 |
790 | Shoot! Now my hat doesn't match. | 1.4447 | 0.03851 | 371 | 262 | 53 | 56 |
791 | Sure, the Color Consultant was great, but where was the Blacksmith? | 1.4447 | 0.03799 | 380 | 268 | 55 | 57 |
792 | I shod the sheriff's but I did not shoe the deputy's. | 1.4444 | 0.03336 | 369 | 235 | 104 | 30 |
793 | What? Your try shopping for shoes! | 1.4444 | 0.03976 | 378 | 276 | 36 | 66 |
794 | Sam the shoe man has gone to far this time | 1.4444 | 0.03959 | 378 | 275 | 38 | 65 |
795 | You’re really gonna judge the shoes while wearing that hat? | 1.4444 | 0.03652 | 369 | 250 | 74 | 45 |
796 | It’s my interpretation of business in the front, party in the back. | 1.4444 | 0.03851 | 378 | 269 | 50 | 59 |
797 | If you want a ride, I'll have to change into my trainers. | 1.4444 | 0.03606 | 378 | 261 | 68 | 49 |
798 | What? It's #SelfCareSunday. | 1.4444 | 0.03941 | 378 | 274 | 40 | 64 |
799 | I upgraded to front wheel drive and rear brakes. | 1.4444 | 0.04017 | 369 | 269 | 36 | 64 |
800 | Yes Silver. Today the Lone Ranger is exercising his right not to wear a mask. | 1.4444 | 0.04012 | 378 | 278 | 32 | 68 |
801 | I asked for "speakers" | 1.4444 | 0.03777 | 378 | 270 | 50 | 58 |
802 | They didn’t have anything in a kitten heel? | 1.4444 | 0.03867 | 369 | 261 | 52 | 56 |
803 | When you hear heels, think of horses. | 1.4444 | 0.04017 | 369 | 269 | 36 | 64 |
804 | This is my first rodeo. | 1.4439 | 0.03555 | 374 | 250 | 82 | 42 |
805 | Embarrassing? Says the man with the penis hat? | 1.4439 | 0.03555 | 374 | 253 | 79 | 42 |
806 | You seemed kind of down | 1.4439 | 0.03883 | 374 | 267 | 48 | 59 |
807 | The store was practically empty, I wore a mask and we socially distanced. | 1.4435 | 0.03843 | 372 | 263 | 53 | 56 |
808 | At least they’re not mules. | 1.4435 | 0.03508 | 372 | 246 | 87 | 39 |
809 | This being Wyoming, I'd put the red ones in front. | 1.4435 | 0.03528 | 372 | 247 | 85 | 40 |
810 | I am King and I am Queen; I am self-sufficient. | 1.4435 | 0.03579 | 372 | 262 | 60 | 50 |
811 | I know, you don't trust anyone who doesn't wear socks. | 1.4432 | 0.03934 | 370 | 266 | 44 | 60 |
812 | Too matchy matchy? | 1.4432 | 0.03542 | 370 | 246 | 84 | 40 |
813 | Just how am I to match your saddle with your shoes? | 1.4432 | 0.03934 | 370 | 266 | 44 | 60 |
814 | My farrier is into fashion. | 1.4432 | 0.03897 | 370 | 264 | 48 | 58 |
815 | The farrier said he was making an artistic statement. | 1.4432 | 0.03897 | 370 | 264 | 48 | 58 |
816 | Wait, gelding means what?! | 1.4432 | 0.03542 | 370 | 246 | 84 | 40 |
817 | Er ... I dunno ... Did you get your mane cut? | 1.4432 | 0.03664 | 370 | 252 | 72 | 46 |
818 | What’s next? Pigs wearing wigs?! | 1.4432 | 0.03971 | 370 | 268 | 40 | 62 |
819 | Umm laces.....your laces are untied. | 1.4429 | 0.03913 | 368 | 263 | 47 | 58 |
820 | But they didn’t have two pair of the blue in my size” | 1.4429 | 0.03837 | 368 | 259 | 55 | 54 |
821 | Thought we needed some color around here. | 1.4426 | 0.03891 | 366 | 260 | 50 | 56 |
822 | Life's too short to wear matching shoes, John. | 1.4426 | 0.03365 | 366 | 241 | 91 | 34 |
823 | Mario didn’t believe that my regular shoes provide a better rider experience. | 1.4423 | 0.04078 | 364 | 268 | 31 | 65 |
824 | I've also gone a different direction with the nails. | 1.4423 | 0.03389 | 364 | 234 | 99 | 31 |
825 | I've decided that I'd rather take tap dancing lessons... | 1.4423 | 0.03908 | 364 | 259 | 49 | 56 |
826 | And I thought I was color blind... | 1.4423 | 0.03879 | 364 | 260 | 48 | 56 |
827 | You had something else in mind??” | 1.4423 | 0.03985 | 364 | 263 | 41 | 60 |
828 | I like to ride high in the saddle. | 1.4420 | 0.03944 | 371 | 268 | 42 | 61 |
829 | I don’t mind the loafers, Nelly. It’s the moonwalking that’s making me mad | 1.4420 | 0.03555 | 371 | 258 | 66 | 47 |
830 | And when I gallop quickly they look purple. | 1.4420 | 0.03662 | 362 | 245 | 74 | 43 |
831 | What... you said I could borrow them. | 1.4420 | 0.03380 | 362 | 232 | 100 | 30 |
832 | You change the hat, I’ll change the shoes! | 1.4420 | 0.03765 | 362 | 250 | 64 | 48 |
833 | Dammit Fred, how much is this going to cost me at the blacksmith?" | 1.4420 | 0.04021 | 362 | 263 | 38 | 61 |
834 | Maybe you got spurs that jingle all the way? | 1.4420 | 0.03856 | 362 | 262 | 43 | 57 |
835 | Do these shoes make my saddle look big? | 1.4420 | 0.03491 | 362 | 237 | 90 | 35 |
836 | Well Mr. Fancypants. I see we’re feeling very binary today. | 1.4420 | 0.04021 | 362 | 263 | 38 | 61 |
837 | Happy trails? | 1.4420 | 0.03944 | 362 | 259 | 46 | 57 |
838 | To be honest I'm surprised they had any in your size. | 1.4417 | 0.03400 | 369 | 239 | 97 | 33 |
839 | Be honest, do they make my legs look spindly? | 1.4417 | 0.03494 | 360 | 238 | 86 | 36 |
840 | My eyes are up here. | 1.4417 | 0.03289 | 360 | 234 | 96 | 30 |
841 | Things just ain't the same since Warhol's been sheriff. | 1.4417 | 0.03981 | 360 | 259 | 43 | 58 |
842 | He must be the new front-wheel drive breed. | 1.4414 | 0.04088 | 367 | 272 | 28 | 67 |
843 | How many times...front has to match the back! | 1.4414 | 0.03921 | 367 | 263 | 46 | 58 |
844 | I find your choice of a hat very distracting. | 1.4411 | 0.03781 | 365 | 254 | 61 | 50 |
845 | Are you backing up or going forward? | 1.4411 | 0.03937 | 365 | 262 | 45 | 58 |
846 | Either way, who y'all step out with ain't none of my business. | 1.4411 | 0.03976 | 365 | 264 | 41 | 60 |
847 | At least I went with the flats. | 1.4408 | 0.03102 | 363 | 240 | 94 | 29 |
848 | I see we have a new blacksmith in town. ” | 1.4408 | 0.03484 | 363 | 238 | 90 | 35 |
849 | They said the matching saddle is out of stock. | 1.4408 | 0.03817 | 363 | 254 | 58 | 51 |
850 | I bought the last pair in green. | 1.4408 | 0.04021 | 363 | 267 | 33 | 63 |
851 | Technically, these are flatlands. | 1.4408 | 0.03954 | 363 | 261 | 44 | 58 |
852 | you're not Silver......and you're not the Lone Ranger | 1.4404 | 0.03813 | 361 | 252 | 59 | 50 |
853 | Decent to treat myself to a mani pedi. | 1.4404 | 0.03752 | 361 | 259 | 49 | 53 |
854 | I hope this will once and for all teach you to stop betting on sports. | 1.4404 | 0.04105 | 361 | 267 | 29 | 65 |
855 | The invitation did say “business casual”. | 1.4404 | 0.03408 | 361 | 243 | 81 | 37 |
856 | Well, they're an improvement over the stillettos. | 1.4401 | 0.03353 | 359 | 229 | 102 | 28 |
857 | The blacksmith was closed but there was a two-for-one at Prada. | 1.4401 | 0.03555 | 359 | 238 | 84 | 37 |
858 | they didn’t have anything in steel or aluminum. This is the new style and I like it. | 1.4401 | 0.03809 | 359 | 250 | 60 | 49 |
859 | I was running late this morning. | 1.4398 | 0.03614 | 357 | 244 | 71 | 42 |
860 | Better keep them clean. They go back to my wife before dinner. | 1.4398 | 0.03548 | 357 | 236 | 85 | 36 |
861 | I lost at a winner take all game of horseshoes | 1.4394 | 0.03944 | 355 | 253 | 48 | 54 |
862 | If you don't talk about my hat, I won't talk about your shoes. | 1.4394 | 0.03736 | 355 | 243 | 68 | 44 |
863 | Love the shoes, but do you like my new 37.8541 litre hat? | 1.4394 | 0.04024 | 355 | 257 | 40 | 58 |
864 | Do I look fast in these? | 1.4394 | 0.03628 | 355 | 238 | 78 | 39 |
865 | I prefer tap to clip-clop. | 1.4394 | 0.03331 | 355 | 225 | 104 | 26 |
866 | I was just singing, Give me the old soft shoe" and this is what happened. | 1.4394 | 0.04004 | 355 | 256 | 42 | 57 |
867 | Do you think this identifies me as simply “horse.?” | 1.4394 | 0.04004 | 355 | 256 | 42 | 57 |
868 | Don’t worry, they’re vegan. | 1.4394 | 0.03683 | 355 | 243 | 69 | 43 |
869 | Yea, it's a horse costume. What gave it away? | 1.4391 | 0.02630 | 353 | 244 | 83 | 26 |
870 | It’s one step forward with your blue shoes, two steps back with your red shoes, then we do-si-do. | 1.4391 | 0.03981 | 353 | 253 | 45 | 55 |
871 | I thought my wife wearing horse shoes was just a fashion statement | 1.4389 | 0.04094 | 360 | 266 | 30 | 64 |
872 | Neigh or Yay? | 1.4389 | 0.03448 | 360 | 242 | 81 | 37 |
873 | These pairs for walking n these uhhh girl gotta have some fun Yu know | 1.4389 | 0.04075 | 360 | 265 | 32 | 63 |
874 | Liberace! Have you been scratching in my closet again? | 1.4389 | 0.03999 | 360 | 263 | 37 | 60 |
875 | They’re perfect for dressage | 1.4388 | 0.03213 | 335 | 227 | 78 | 30 |
876 | I'm a show horse, not a work horse. | 1.4387 | 0.03476 | 351 | 228 | 92 | 31 |
877 | Yea, I'll go both ways. | 1.4382 | 0.03994 | 356 | 257 | 42 | 57 |
878 | Yes, horses are colorblind. Why do you ask? | 1.4382 | 0.03598 | 356 | 238 | 80 | 38 |
879 | You did not mention which pair, so I am fetching you both. | 1.4379 | 0.04052 | 354 | 258 | 37 | 59 |
880 | Since when do I care what you think?! I feel pretty. | 1.4371 | 0.03411 | 350 | 225 | 97 | 28 |
881 | I almost caught a rainbow, did you see? | 1.4371 | 0.04048 | 350 | 254 | 39 | 57 |
882 | They didn't come in pairs of four | 1.4368 | 0.03942 | 348 | 247 | 50 | 51 |
883 | close doesn't cut it for horseshoes in this case. | 1.4368 | 0.04086 | 348 | 254 | 36 | 58 |
884 | Yes it is. Is that what YOU are wearing | 1.4368 | 0.03496 | 348 | 227 | 90 | 31 |
885 | they just don't do it for you, just saying | 1.4368 | 0.04004 | 348 | 250 | 44 | 54 |
886 | They' re more comfortable and your wife never wears them anymore. | 1.4368 | 0.03636 | 348 | 233 | 78 | 37 |
887 | Well, I guess I'll be riding on a horse with no shame. | 1.4368 | 0.03567 | 348 | 230 | 84 | 34 |
888 | I suppose this field could use some diversity. | 1.4368 | 0.04004 | 348 | 250 | 44 | 54 |
889 | I just LOVE that hat, Jerry. | 1.4368 | 0.03692 | 348 | 238 | 69 | 41 |
890 | You can lead a man to a Zara but you can’t make him fashion, I guess. | 1.4368 | 0.04146 | 348 | 257 | 30 | 61 |
891 | And then she said, "Don't think you can just waltz in here and track your day's dirt over my clean floors!" So, what do you think of these? | 1.4364 | 0.03980 | 346 | 252 | 39 | 55 |
892 | I'm going for business in the front party in the back. | 1.4364 | 0.03639 | 346 | 239 | 66 | 41 |
893 | I'm starting a new fad for the horsey set. | 1.4364 | 0.04063 | 346 | 251 | 39 | 56 |
894 | If you want to continue to rough ride me, I’m going to the square dance. | 1.4364 | 0.04125 | 346 | 254 | 33 | 59 |
895 | They call it the mullet look: Work shoes in the front, party shoes in the back. | 1.4364 | 0.04022 | 346 | 249 | 43 | 54 |
896 | Which goes best with sagebrush and glorious sunsets? | 1.4364 | 0.03037 | 346 | 234 | 86 | 26 |
897 | These are definitely the four horseshoes of the apocalypse | 1.4364 | 0.03581 | 346 | 229 | 83 | 34 |
898 | I'm sorry Elmer, but I can't be seen with you wearing that outfit. | 1.4364 | 0.04125 | 346 | 254 | 33 | 59 |
899 | They were all that were left in the yearling aisle. | 1.4364 | 0.04001 | 346 | 248 | 45 | 53 |
900 | When I said “get ready to dance” I didn’t mean this | 1.4364 | 0.04043 | 346 | 250 | 41 | 55 |
901 | My mother always used to tell me, if the shoe fits... | 1.4360 | 0.03735 | 344 | 234 | 70 | 40 |
902 | Pink and turquoise shoes! Do you think the the other cowboys will notice we are not color coordinated | 1.4360 | 0.04061 | 344 | 249 | 40 | 55 |
903 | Oh, yeah? Well, your hat looks stupid. | 1.4360 | 0.02801 | 344 | 233 | 87 | 24 |
904 | With a hat like that and you’re complaining my socks don’t match? | 1.4360 | 0.04164 | 344 | 254 | 30 | 60 |
905 | Lillybelle misinterprets Slim’s plea, “Horseshoes anyone?” | 1.4360 | 0.04144 | 344 | 253 | 32 | 59 |
906 | When I said let’s sashay into town, I didn’t mean it literally!” -Will Hunter, Plymouth M | 1.4360 | 0.04082 | 344 | 250 | 38 | 56 |
907 | I never question your hat. | 1.4360 | 0.03377 | 344 | 219 | 100 | 25 |
908 | Sorry I don't date tap dancers on principle. It is NOT because you are a horse. I love horses. Just not tap dancers. I'm sorry | 1.4360 | 0.04082 | 344 | 250 | 38 | 56 |
909 | I killed your wife and son for their shoes, and I'll kill you if you don't hand over that hat. | 1.4360 | 0.04205 | 344 | 256 | 26 | 62 |
910 | Do they come in orange? I need to put some color in my life. | 1.4360 | 0.04040 | 344 | 248 | 42 | 54 |
911 | Do I look foalish in these? But they're for the gender reveal party! | 1.4360 | 0.04061 | 344 | 249 | 40 | 55 |
912 | Imported from Italy. Why do you ask? | 1.4357 | 0.03599 | 342 | 229 | 78 | 35 |
913 | You hammer shoes onto your feet before you critisize me. | 1.4357 | 0.03587 | 342 | 226 | 83 | 33 |
914 | I'm starting to realize why that farrier was so cheap. | 1.4357 | 0.04016 | 342 | 245 | 45 | 52 |
915 | I'm the one who gets to play the tenderfoot, not you. | 1.4357 | 0.04079 | 342 | 248 | 39 | 55 |
916 | what do you mean they don’t publish colored cartoons in the New Yorker? | 1.4355 | 0.03559 | 349 | 236 | 76 | 37 |
917 | You're not a shoe hound, you're a horse! | 1.4348 | 0.03726 | 345 | 240 | 62 | 43 |
918 | It's not that kind of rodeo. | 1.4348 | 0.03493 | 345 | 230 | 82 | 33 |
919 | Same place you bought that silly hat. | 1.4344 | 0.03408 | 343 | 220 | 97 | 26 |
920 | Stop looking at me like that. I ride YOU, remember that... | 1.4344 | 0.04006 | 343 | 246 | 45 | 52 |
921 | Well I think these ones are luckier, Clyde. | 1.4344 | 0.03696 | 343 | 234 | 70 | 39 |
922 | It was dark when I left the barn this morning. | 1.4340 | 0.03570 | 341 | 225 | 84 | 32 |
923 | Nice hat, but you’re still short! | 1.4340 | 0.03758 | 341 | 233 | 68 | 40 |
924 | No, I don’t mind. They look better on you anyway. | 1.4340 | 0.03558 | 341 | 227 | 81 | 33 |
925 | Let me guess ... You visited my ex and she send my shoes with you | 1.4340 | 0.04151 | 341 | 251 | 32 | 58 |
926 | I’m figuring this way we’re covered for rodeos in both Texas and California | 1.4336 | 0.03621 | 339 | 228 | 76 | 35 |
927 | You can take the old ones and make a game out of them. | 1.4336 | 0.03751 | 339 | 231 | 69 | 39 |
928 | So shoe me. | 1.4336 | 0.03705 | 339 | 229 | 73 | 37 |
929 | Well, I’m colourblind, what’s your excuse? | 1.4336 | 0.04086 | 339 | 246 | 39 | 54 |
930 | There’s a part of me that wants to vote Republican... | 1.4336 | 0.03693 | 339 | 241 | 54 | 44 |
931 | If I were you, wearing that hat, I’d just keep my mouth shut. | 1.4336 | 0.03372 | 339 | 229 | 80 | 30 |
932 | It's 2020, and you think THIS is odd?! | 1.4336 | 0.03511 | 339 | 221 | 89 | 29 |
933 | Now how am I supposed to find saddlebags that match? | 1.4336 | 0.03423 | 339 | 228 | 83 | 28 |
934 | It’s August Shelly, how can you still be undecided? | 1.4336 | 0.03900 | 339 | 240 | 52 | 47 |
935 | Did you get dressed in the dark? | 1.4332 | 0.04017 | 337 | 241 | 46 | 50 |
936 | I told you I'm not the matchy-matchy type! | 1.4332 | 0.03744 | 337 | 234 | 62 | 41 |
937 | You said dress for the job you want, and I'm ready to stud. | 1.4332 | 0.03697 | 337 | 227 | 74 | 36 |
938 | I'm transitioning to a show horse. | 1.4332 | 0.03398 | 337 | 215 | 98 | 24 |
939 | OK, I walked a mile in yours. You get the saddle and I’ll fetch the blacksmith. | 1.4332 | 0.03744 | 337 | 229 | 70 | 38 |
940 | What are you looking at? All the foals are wearing them these days.. | 1.4332 | 0.04115 | 337 | 248 | 33 | 56 |
941 | When I gallop, they make purple! | 1.4332 | 0.03756 | 337 | 232 | 65 | 40 |
942 | Probably shouldn't have fired the blacksmith, huh? | 1.4332 | 0.03279 | 337 | 226 | 86 | 25 |
943 | I’m the one who’s supposed to dance | 1.4332 | 0.04115 | 337 | 248 | 33 | 56 |
944 | Dressed up! Now let's put up a good show to get you some social media validation. | 1.4332 | 0.04104 | 337 | 245 | 38 | 54 |
945 | But they’re BOGO! | 1.4332 | 0.04039 | 337 | 242 | 44 | 51 |
946 | I see it in your face, Ted - you prefer the mules? | 1.4328 | 0.03689 | 335 | 225 | 75 | 35 |
947 | Your shoes are on the wrong feet | 1.4328 | 0.03901 | 335 | 234 | 57 | 44 |
948 | That hat looks ridiculous. | 1.4328 | 0.03689 | 335 | 225 | 75 | 35 |
949 | Yeah, well it sure beats having the village smithy pound nails into your feet. | 1.4328 | 0.03565 | 335 | 220 | 85 | 30 |
950 | Your hat needed a color fix! | 1.4328 | 0.03957 | 335 | 244 | 40 | 51 |
951 | ״now just on the reds” | 1.4328 | 0.04209 | 335 | 248 | 29 | 58 |
952 | What? I'm not on quarantine. Don't wait up. | 1.4328 | 0.03901 | 335 | 234 | 57 | 44 |
953 | Are you really going to wear that hat? | 1.4324 | 0.03439 | 333 | 216 | 91 | 26 |
954 | It was buy one, get one free | 1.4324 | 0.03504 | 333 | 216 | 90 | 27 |
955 | My doctor said that if I didn’t change shoes now, I’d have problems with my arches later in life | 1.4324 | 0.03606 | 333 | 220 | 82 | 31 |
956 | Your Mother and I had a suspicion | 1.4324 | 0.03813 | 333 | 231 | 61 | 41 |
957 | Carrie Bradshaw shoe-ed me. Why do you ask? | 1.4324 | 0.04032 | 333 | 238 | 46 | 49 |
958 | Now THESE are horseshoes | 1.4324 | 0.03606 | 333 | 220 | 82 | 31 |
959 | It has nothing to do with politics! I just like the colors. | 1.4324 | 0.03941 | 333 | 234 | 54 | 45 |
960 | I am surprised you didn't go with the saddle shoes. | 1.4324 | 0.03503 | 340 | 222 | 89 | 29 |
961 | They looked different online. | 1.4324 | 0.03528 | 340 | 223 | 87 | 30 |
962 | Oh, but the saddle "looks natural"? | 1.4320 | 0.03747 | 338 | 233 | 65 | 40 |
963 | They're tap shoes - why do you ask? | 1.4320 | 0.03963 | 338 | 240 | 50 | 48 |
964 | The shoes I get-but the English saddle? | 1.4315 | 0.03607 | 336 | 223 | 81 | 32 |
965 | Well I don’t see why these can’t be lucky. | 1.4315 | 0.03752 | 336 | 229 | 69 | 38 |
966 | It’s not called dressage for nothing. | 1.4311 | 0.03572 | 334 | 220 | 84 | 30 |
967 | Okay, I spent the day in them. I'm still not convinced. | 1.4311 | 0.02827 | 334 | 229 | 81 | 24 |
968 | They said these behoove me. | 1.4309 | 0.03765 | 304 | 201 | 75 | 28 |
969 | Hey, I told you to get that light fixed in the barn | 1.4307 | 0.03972 | 332 | 235 | 51 | 46 |
970 | And you had the audacity to make fun of my hat? | 1.4307 | 0.03785 | 332 | 227 | 67 | 38 |
971 | I discovered I'm a "Carrie" who prefers the Big Apple to the open range. | 1.4307 | 0.04063 | 332 | 239 | 43 | 50 |
972 | If you're going to wear that hat, I'm going to wear these shoes. | 1.4307 | 0.03687 | 332 | 223 | 75 | 34 |
973 | I was trying to go for business in the front, party in the back. | 1.4307 | 0.04173 | 332 | 244 | 33 | 55 |
974 | Too preppy? | 1.4303 | 0.03801 | 330 | 226 | 66 | 38 |
975 | They draw attention away from the fact that I can talk. | 1.4303 | 0.03653 | 330 | 220 | 78 | 32 |
976 | Do they make my butt look big? | 1.4303 | 0.02482 | 330 | 229 | 81 | 20 |
977 | Love these colors on me, but I'm looking for something with more of a 'U' shape. | 1.4303 | 0.04104 | 330 | 239 | 40 | 51 |
978 | Turns out I need orthodics. | 1.4303 | 0.03628 | 330 | 219 | 80 | 31 |
979 | Yes, very patriotic. | 1.4303 | 0.04149 | 330 | 241 | 36 | 53 |
980 | I've decided to let you on my Secret Ariats | 1.4303 | 0.04093 | 330 | 246 | 29 | 55 |
981 | I was gonna get two blue pair, but they were out, and I just can't resist a BOGO! | 1.4303 | 0.04014 | 330 | 235 | 48 | 47 |
982 | I would’ve bought you a pair, but you treat me like an animal. | 1.4303 | 0.03921 | 330 | 233 | 53 | 44 |
983 | Am I overdressed? It's my first rodeo. | 1.4299 | 0.03592 | 328 | 216 | 83 | 29 |
984 | I'm not stubborn, I just can't run in these heels. | 1.4299 | 0.03579 | 328 | 218 | 80 | 30 |
985 | I don’t care that they’re suede. To the Ponderosa, and step on it. | 1.4299 | 0.03794 | 328 | 229 | 59 | 40 |
986 | Around the ranch, okay. Never in town. | 1.4299 | 0.03405 | 328 | 209 | 97 | 22 |
987 | Welcome to Texas dude. | 1.4299 | 0.03939 | 328 | 230 | 55 | 43 |
988 | Do they make me look like an ass? | 1.4299 | 0.03867 | 328 | 227 | 61 | 40 |
989 | Sorry, first time I’ve tried to shoe a horse. | 1.4299 | 0.03618 | 328 | 217 | 81 | 30 |
990 | You must have been in a hurry. | 1.4299 | 0.04235 | 328 | 243 | 29 | 56 |
991 | You know you’re color-blind, right? | 1.4299 | 0.03013 | 328 | 228 | 75 | 25 |
992 | You can lead a horse to water, but you cannot teach it port vs. starboard. | 1.4299 | 0.04229 | 335 | 250 | 26 | 59 |
993 | I like them, so just get off my back about my color choices. | 1.4294 | 0.03909 | 326 | 232 | 50 | 44 |
994 | I have Zoom Tango in 15 minutes... | 1.4290 | 0.03675 | 324 | 216 | 77 | 31 |
995 | Why, saddleshoes, naturally. | 1.4290 | 0.03727 | 324 | 218 | 73 | 33 |
996 | #1: Style. #2: They're not nailed to my feet. | 1.4290 | 0.03649 | 324 | 215 | 79 | 30 |
997 | I was in a rush this morning and completely forgot to change out of my stall slippers. | 1.4290 | 0.03934 | 331 | 233 | 54 | 44 |
998 | You realize my problem isn’t so much the color... | 1.4290 | 0.03682 | 331 | 230 | 63 | 38 |
999 | Are you sure that I'm the one on the outside of the fence? | 1.4286 | 0.04089 | 322 | 231 | 44 | 47 |
1000 | Now no one can tell who's who. | 1.4286 | 0.04202 | 329 | 243 | 31 | 55 |
1001 | I suppose you’ll want the matching saddlebag now | 1.4286 | 0.03660 | 329 | 220 | 77 | 32 |
1002 | Thanks for supporting my new identity | 1.4286 | 0.03599 | 322 | 224 | 63 | 35 |
1003 | Well, I don't like it either but it's my job and carrying me while I do it is your job. | 1.4286 | 0.04246 | 329 | 245 | 27 | 57 |
1004 | They were out of wingtips in your size. | 1.4286 | 0.03797 | 329 | 233 | 54 | 42 |
1005 | It’s not fair! I’m always on the bottom! | 1.4286 | 0.04202 | 329 | 243 | 31 | 55 |
1006 | I think it's about time you accept me for who I am as a person, Bob. | 1.4286 | 0.03999 | 329 | 234 | 49 | 46 |
1007 | The next time I walk into a bar, they'll remember my name! | 1.4286 | 0.03476 | 322 | 207 | 92 | 23 |
1008 | Look's like we're never going to get anywhere. | 1.4286 | 0.04113 | 329 | 239 | 39 | 51 |
1009 | If you were a sea horse you'd know the difference between port and starboard! | 1.4286 | 0.04224 | 329 | 244 | 29 | 56 |
1010 | Ridiculous? That's rich coming from the guy wearing THAT hat! | 1.4286 | 0.03820 | 322 | 220 | 66 | 36 |
1011 | Don’t step on the ones in front. They’re suede. | 1.4286 | 0.03678 | 322 | 217 | 73 | 32 |
1012 | Don't worry, cowboy. They're made out of vegan leather. | 1.4286 | 0.04113 | 329 | 239 | 39 | 51 |
1013 | I just thought some variety might be nice | 1.4286 | 0.04068 | 329 | 237 | 43 | 49 |
1014 | maybe that's why we animals are more empathetic. we can walk a mile in two people's shoes | 1.4286 | 0.03785 | 329 | 225 | 67 | 37 |
1015 | Braydon or Kayleigh? And you're saying the answer's already inside me? | 1.4281 | 0.04133 | 327 | 238 | 38 | 51 |
1016 | I'm sorry...blacksmiths were determined to be non-essential workers. | 1.4277 | 0.03508 | 325 | 216 | 81 | 28 |
1017 | Tell you what, you nail some iron plates to the bottom of your feet and then I'll take them off. | 1.4272 | 0.03709 | 323 | 217 | 74 | 32 |
1018 | I haven't tried the blue shoes, but let me show you what happens when I tap the red ones together and say "There's no place like home." | 1.4272 | 0.04149 | 323 | 235 | 38 | 50 |
1019 | It's my way of letting you know, I'm non binary. | 1.4272 | 0.03898 | 323 | 232 | 47 | 44 |
1020 | « The angels wanna wear the red shoes. » | 1.4268 | 0.04238 | 321 | 237 | 31 | 53 |
1021 | I didn't know Imelda Marcos bred horses. | 1.4268 | 0.04002 | 321 | 227 | 51 | 43 |
1022 | For want of nail polish .... | 1.4268 | 0.03978 | 321 | 226 | 53 | 42 |
1023 | You choose which color and I get to chews your hat. | 1.4263 | 0.04236 | 319 | 235 | 32 | 52 |
1024 | I got all the same color last time and had buyer's remorse. | 1.4263 | 0.03715 | 319 | 214 | 74 | 31 |
1025 | It looks like you've been to town without me. | 1.4263 | 0.03552 | 319 | 208 | 86 | 25 |
1026 | New farrier? | 1.4263 | 0.04166 | 319 | 232 | 38 | 49 |
1027 | I’m going for kind of a festive Helmut Newton look. | 1.4263 | 0.04189 | 319 | 233 | 36 | 50 |
1028 | You can cancel that appointment with the blacksmith. I found these online. | 1.4263 | 0.03552 | 319 | 208 | 86 | 25 |
1029 | They're stylish, but they're useless for playing horseshoes. | 1.4263 | 0.04142 | 319 | 231 | 40 | 48 |
1030 | Why you didn't mention social distancing? I though you didn't like my hooves... | 1.4263 | 0.04305 | 319 | 238 | 26 | 55 |
1031 | Nice colors! But to enter reality you have to choose to be spelled to black and white. | 1.4263 | 0.04118 | 319 | 235 | 34 | 50 |
1032 | Well it’s too late now. They’re nailed on. | 1.4263 | 0.03662 | 319 | 212 | 78 | 29 |
1033 | Screw those "horse shoes",these make me feel better about myself. | 1.4263 | 0.03947 | 319 | 223 | 56 | 40 |
1034 | Ok... But, this is the last time. You really have to learn how to tie your own shoes. | 1.4263 | 0.03580 | 319 | 212 | 81 | 26 |
1035 | you buy him expensive horseshoes and look; he takes you're wife's. | 1.4263 | 0.04213 | 319 | 234 | 34 | 51 |
1036 | Hurry, tomorrow i can still return them | 1.4263 | 0.04236 | 319 | 235 | 32 | 52 |
1037 | Sorry Bob, I have a date tonight. | 1.4263 | 0.03897 | 319 | 226 | 52 | 41 |
1038 | *'HOLY TOLEDO' "You can afford converse?!" | 1.4263 | 0.03947 | 319 | 223 | 56 | 40 |
1039 | Clean my stall and I'll consider going back to those open-toe iron models. | 1.4259 | 0.03540 | 317 | 206 | 87 | 24 |
1040 | The therapist recommended I try walking a mile in your shoes. | 1.4259 | 0.03468 | 317 | 211 | 80 | 26 |
1041 | I suppose you want me to just get right back on you without mentioning your shoes. | 1.4259 | 0.04003 | 317 | 226 | 48 | 43 |
1042 | You’re going with flats? | 1.4259 | 0.03705 | 317 | 212 | 75 | 30 |
1043 | Be honest. | 1.4254 | 0.03776 | 315 | 213 | 70 | 32 |
1044 | If the shoe fits | 1.4254 | 0.03881 | 315 | 217 | 62 | 36 |
1045 | My turn! | 1.4254 | 0.04254 | 315 | 232 | 32 | 51 |
1046 | Well, your hat embarrasses me. | 1.4254 | 0.03667 | 315 | 209 | 78 | 28 |
1047 | Everyone's gonna remember you wore those last year. | 1.4254 | 0.03667 | 315 | 209 | 78 | 28 |
1048 | I just love how open this range is. | 1.4254 | 0.03694 | 315 | 210 | 76 | 29 |
1049 | I call them ‘shooves'. | 1.4252 | 0.03639 | 301 | 196 | 82 | 23 |
1050 | I might be Ragtime Cowboy Joe, but that doesn’t explain your choice of footwear. | 1.4252 | 0.04359 | 301 | 222 | 30 | 49 |
1051 | They're very nice, thank you. But I'm still not going to dance with you. | 1.4252 | 0.03973 | 301 | 210 | 55 | 36 |
1052 | Do you think it is easy being an influencer? | 1.4252 | 0.03624 | 301 | 201 | 76 | 24 |
1053 | They look purple when I run. | 1.4252 | 0.03846 | 301 | 203 | 68 | 30 |
1054 | They're corrective. | 1.4252 | 0.03759 | 301 | 205 | 66 | 30 |
1055 | Shoes without socks? I don't think so Buckaroo. | 1.4252 | 0.02912 | 301 | 207 | 73 | 21 |
1056 | I think I prefer the stilettos. | 1.4252 | 0.04070 | 301 | 211 | 52 | 38 |
1057 | This is your first rodeo, correct? | 1.4252 | 0.03699 | 301 | 198 | 78 | 25 |
1058 | Ya know, I’m not like other horses. | 1.4252 | 0.04015 | 301 | 209 | 56 | 36 |
1059 | Oh, you think I look ridiculous? With that hat? | 1.4252 | 0.03684 | 301 | 204 | 69 | 28 |
1060 | He asked me, finally, "What shoes would YOU like to wear?" | 1.4250 | 0.03912 | 320 | 223 | 58 | 39 |
1061 | They ran out of coconut shells at the store | 1.4250 | 0.04236 | 320 | 239 | 27 | 54 |
1062 | Who hasn't got horse sense? It was you who shoed the horse? | 1.4249 | 0.04346 | 313 | 234 | 25 | 54 |
1063 | Next time don't take me to an Italian blacksmith. | 1.4249 | 0.03683 | 313 | 208 | 77 | 28 |
1064 | Tell me you have the matching bag. | 1.4249 | 0.04029 | 313 | 221 | 51 | 41 |
1065 | Well, you're the one who invited the"Queer Eye" crew. | 1.4249 | 0.03766 | 313 | 211 | 71 | 31 |
1066 | The stable was dark when I picked out these shoes. What’s your excuse? | 1.4249 | 0.03271 | 313 | 211 | 79 | 23 |
1067 | Really? | 1.4249 | 0.04323 | 313 | 233 | 27 | 53 |
1068 | Yes I did watch Kinky Boots last night, why do you ask? | 1.4249 | 0.03711 | 313 | 209 | 75 | 29 |
1069 | Listen, Walter. I didn't question how you spent your stimulus check. | 1.4241 | 0.03658 | 316 | 210 | 78 | 28 |
1070 | I'd say the blue, definitely the blue. | 1.4236 | 0.03729 | 314 | 211 | 73 | 30 |
1071 | Darn it! Missus will get mad again! | 1.4231 | 0.04188 | 312 | 227 | 38 | 47 |
1072 | There was a 2 for 1 sale at the horseshoe factory. | 1.4231 | 0.04188 | 312 | 227 | 38 | 47 |
1073 | Hey! No more shin splits! | 1.4231 | 0.04285 | 312 | 231 | 30 | 51 |
1074 | I feel like you're expecting me to say something. | 1.4226 | 0.03977 | 265 | 176 | 66 | 23 |
1075 | When I said, "we're going to ride into town in style," that's not what I had in mind. | 1.4226 | 0.04057 | 310 | 220 | 49 | 41 |
1076 | I refuse to ride on a horse with mismatched shoes | 1.4226 | 0.04108 | 310 | 222 | 45 | 43 |
1077 | My blacksmith wasn't wearing a mask for corona virus | 1.4226 | 0.04270 | 310 | 231 | 28 | 51 |
1078 | Believe me,they'll be looking at your hat and not my shoes. | 1.4221 | 0.03780 | 308 | 208 | 70 | 30 |
1079 | I'm none too pleased either. They're made of leather. | 1.4221 | 0.03638 | 308 | 203 | 80 | 25 |
1080 | You may think you know what I need, Bob, but the new blacksmith knows what I want. | 1.4221 | 0.03667 | 308 | 204 | 78 | 26 |
1081 | Yessir, how’d you know they were orthopedic? | 1.4221 | 0.03780 | 308 | 208 | 70 | 30 |
1082 | My wife’s online quarantine shopping has gone too far... | 1.4221 | 0.03945 | 308 | 219 | 50 | 39 |
1083 | Your hat seems....a bit much. | 1.4221 | 0.03985 | 308 | 218 | 51 | 39 |
1084 | Wearing the same color shoes is so 2015 | 1.4216 | 0.03840 | 306 | 216 | 54 | 36 |
1085 | I'm looking for a color that says, "Not the glue factory!" | 1.4216 | 0.03712 | 306 | 204 | 75 | 27 |
1086 | I couldn't find my saddle shoes. | 1.4216 | 0.03639 | 306 | 204 | 76 | 26 |
1087 | I’ve walked a mile in your shoes. Now, pony up. | 1.4216 | 0.03712 | 306 | 204 | 75 | 27 |
1088 | What’s with the hat? | 1.4211 | 0.03787 | 304 | 205 | 70 | 29 |
1089 | Quit horsing around. | 1.4211 | 0.04037 | 304 | 214 | 52 | 38 |
1090 | If you can wear that hat, you have nothing to say about my shoes. | 1.4211 | 0.03550 | 304 | 197 | 86 | 21 |
1091 | Sorry Randall, I guess I don’t really know what dressage is | 1.4207 | 0.04150 | 271 | 187 | 54 | 30 |
1092 | They’re nice, but I was really hoping for some mules | 1.4205 | 0.03891 | 302 | 207 | 63 | 32 |
1093 | The goat wants to know if she can borrow your green purse. | 1.4205 | 0.03805 | 302 | 204 | 69 | 29 |
1094 | Green means 'Go', Red means 'Whoa'. | 1.4205 | 0.04164 | 302 | 217 | 43 | 42 |
1095 | What? You asked me to bring back two pairs of mules! | 1.4205 | 0.03805 | 302 | 204 | 69 | 29 |
1096 | You said 'casual', right? | 1.4205 | 0.03612 | 302 | 200 | 78 | 24 |
1097 | They’re comfy, stylish, and if you rob a bank the sheriff will think we’re three men on foot. | 1.4205 | 0.03642 | 302 | 201 | 76 | 25 |
1098 | OK, all you need is a shirt and a mask and you can come in. | 1.4205 | 0.04084 | 302 | 214 | 49 | 39 |
1099 | - oh boy... this is the "new normality" style, dear, go get used to it | 1.4205 | 0.03732 | 302 | 227 | 34 | 41 |
1100 | joe, does anything really matter anymore? | 1.4205 | 0.03919 | 302 | 208 | 61 | 33 |
1101 | If I told you once, Tex, I told you a million times -- never buy rodeo shoes on Rodeo Drive. | 1.4197 | 0.03602 | 305 | 200 | 82 | 23 |
1102 | Sorry about the discouraging word. | 1.4197 | 0.03890 | 305 | 210 | 62 | 33 |
1103 | Only 12 shopping days till Christmas | 1.4186 | 0.04329 | 301 | 223 | 30 | 48 |
1104 | Maybe in New York, but not here. | 1.4181 | 0.03742 | 299 | 200 | 73 | 26 |
1105 | So is it "he", "she", or "they"? | 1.4181 | 0.04086 | 299 | 212 | 49 | 38 |
1106 | The cowboy sized up his trusty steed and was surprised that it wasn't wearing mules | 1.4181 | 0.04326 | 299 | 221 | 31 | 47 |
1107 | Really, Jeb? I think the hat's a bit much. | 1.4181 | 0.03772 | 299 | 211 | 55 | 33 |
1108 | Instead of hay this evening, I would prefer a souffle." | 1.4175 | 0.03759 | 297 | 199 | 72 | 26 |
1109 | These are good for everyday, but I’ll need mules for the steep hills. | 1.4175 | 0.03819 | 297 | 201 | 68 | 28 |
1110 | What's wrong? Why aren't you dressed yet? | 1.4175 | 0.03789 | 297 | 200 | 70 | 27 |
1111 | But I'm color blind. | 1.4169 | 0.04099 | 295 | 214 | 41 | 40 |
1112 | I didn't want to be all tapped out. | 1.4169 | 0.04318 | 295 | 217 | 33 | 45 |
1113 | Those aren't very sensible shoes." "Neither is that hat. | 1.4169 | 0.04210 | 295 | 213 | 41 | 41 |
1114 | Are those my wife's shoes?" - Buzz Heidtke, Nashville, T | 1.4169 | 0.04345 | 295 | 218 | 31 | 46 |
1115 | ...but do they make me look fat? | 1.4169 | 0.03867 | 295 | 201 | 65 | 29 |
1116 | Okay, let me explain the Doppler Effect one more time... | 1.4169 | 0.04318 | 295 | 217 | 33 | 45 |
1117 | I think I’ll buy my wife the pink ones | 1.4169 | 0.04371 | 295 | 219 | 29 | 47 |
1118 | I didn’t ask if you liked them, I asked you if they made my feet look fat. | 1.4164 | 0.03946 | 293 | 202 | 60 | 31 |
1119 | It’s a wedding! Where is your Fedora? | 1.4164 | 0.04204 | 293 | 211 | 42 | 40 |
1120 | Whispering is fine, but my ears don't go any further forward and I still can't hear a thing! | 1.4164 | 0.04499 | 293 | 222 | 20 | 51 |
1121 | It was buy one get one Jim. What would YOU do? | 1.4164 | 0.03825 | 293 | 198 | 68 | 27 |
1122 | They're part of the Nike, " Just Shoe It" campaign | 1.4164 | 0.04091 | 293 | 207 | 50 | 36 |
1123 | You think my shoes are silly? What about your hat? | 1.4164 | 0.03764 | 293 | 196 | 72 | 25 |
1124 | I tired of being just a clothes horse. | 1.4164 | 0.03701 | 293 | 194 | 76 | 23 |
1125 | What makes me think you know the whereabouts of those missing hikers? | 1.4164 | 0.03669 | 293 | 193 | 78 | 22 |
1126 | I said dressage, not dress-up. | 1.4158 | 0.03750 | 291 | 199 | 65 | 27 |
1127 | Darn right they look good. No annoying nails either, so it's not like I'm sacrificing comfort. | 1.4158 | 0.03654 | 291 | 191 | 79 | 21 |
1128 | Seriously? Well, you live in an echo chamber; Wish.com is like, my whole shit | 1.4158 | 0.04444 | 291 | 218 | 25 | 48 |
1129 | Yes, ma mare let me dress myself this morning. | 1.4158 | 0.04281 | 291 | 212 | 37 | 42 |
1130 | Couldn't help myself. I thought it was a steal. | 1.4158 | 0.04254 | 291 | 211 | 39 | 41 |
1131 | My one extravagance. I’ve never said a word about your hat. | 1.4158 | 0.04198 | 291 | 209 | 43 | 39 |
1132 | No socks? | 1.4155 | 0.03827 | 296 | 201 | 67 | 28 |
1133 | Wrong again! It’s ‘stop’ then ‘go.’ | 1.4152 | 0.04015 | 289 | 211 | 40 | 38 |
1134 | Zappos. Why? | 1.4152 | 0.03671 | 289 | 190 | 78 | 21 |
1135 | Your idea of "horseshoe" is so....limited. | 1.4152 | 0.03893 | 289 | 197 | 64 | 28 |
1136 | You're criticizing my choice of shoes while wearing that hat? | 1.4152 | 0.03768 | 289 | 193 | 72 | 24 |
1137 | Horse: OK new boots but no panties I hope? That hat looks ominous. you can ride on my back but anything else is off-limits. | 1.4152 | 0.04468 | 289 | 217 | 24 | 48 |
1138 | I've had lower back pain for years. These shoes have changed my life. | 1.4152 | 0.03671 | 289 | 190 | 78 | 21 |
1139 | I found them in your closet. | 1.4152 | 0.03417 | 289 | 200 | 65 | 24 |
1140 | I know, I’m sorry, It’s the best I can manage while the farrier is quarantining. | 1.4152 | 0.03831 | 289 | 195 | 68 | 26 |
1141 | Bloomingdales.....why do you ask? | 1.4134 | 0.03937 | 254 | 168 | 67 | 19 |
1142 | The blacksmith works part time at Zappos. | 1.4132 | 0.03578 | 288 | 187 | 83 | 18 |
1143 | Who let you buy those? | 1.4132 | 0.04229 | 288 | 210 | 38 | 40 |
1144 | No, it’s Crazy Hat Day, Mark! Tomorrow is Mismatch Day! | 1.4132 | 0.04069 | 288 | 205 | 48 | 35 |
1145 | You’re wearing them on the wrong hoof | 1.4132 | 0.04314 | 288 | 211 | 35 | 42 |
1146 | Sorry this is late,was due July 19th. But just in case you haven't picked three contenders here's my caption for last weeks cartoon,the giraffe coming through the floor. | 1.4132 | 0.04533 | 288 | 219 | 19 | 50 |
1147 | This is the last time I let you watch “Brokeback Mountain”. | 1.4132 | 0.03933 | 288 | 198 | 61 | 29 |
1148 | I’m getting so used to working from home I’m not sure I can go back to the old uniform | 1.4132 | 0.03994 | 288 | 200 | 57 | 31 |
1149 | When I told you I needed new shoes, these are not the kind I meant. | 1.4130 | 0.03698 | 293 | 212 | 48 | 33 |
1150 | This is the last time I send you to get shod on your own. | 1.4126 | 0.03729 | 286 | 190 | 74 | 22 |
1151 | I'm keeping them, Frederick. And the baby. | 1.4126 | 0.03952 | 286 | 197 | 60 | 29 |
1152 | I’d thought I’d trip the range fantastic! | 1.4126 | 0.04476 | 286 | 215 | 24 | 47 |
1153 | No, you can't borrow my hat | 1.4126 | 0.03952 | 286 | 197 | 60 | 29 |
1154 | What? I said “Siri, order me horseshoes” | 1.4126 | 0.03858 | 286 | 194 | 66 | 26 |
1155 | Think about the Instagram possibilities | 1.4120 | 0.04034 | 284 | 198 | 55 | 31 |
1156 | It's bridle couture. | 1.4120 | 0.03812 | 284 | 191 | 69 | 24 |
1157 | Rodeo. Not Rodeo Drive! | 1.4120 | 0.03972 | 284 | 196 | 59 | 29 |
1158 | So what, you’re a DEMOCRAT now? | 1.4120 | 0.04303 | 284 | 207 | 37 | 40 |
1159 | They’re not calfskin, if that’s what you’re wondering. | 1.4120 | 0.03796 | 284 | 193 | 66 | 25 |
1160 | I know, I got dressed in the dark. | 1.4120 | 0.03679 | 284 | 187 | 77 | 20 |
1161 | Wow, two left feet and two right feet! Kewl | 1.4120 | 0.04245 | 284 | 205 | 41 | 38 |
1162 | My Smith is quite colorful. | 1.4120 | 0.04417 | 284 | 211 | 29 | 44 |
1163 | Did you tame me for my Jordan's? | 1.4120 | 0.04360 | 284 | 209 | 33 | 42 |
1164 | What gave you the impression that I was happy having pieces of metal nailed to my feet? | 1.4120 | 0.03779 | 284 | 190 | 71 | 23 |
1165 | As it turns out, the new blacksmith is from Italy and I wasn’t completely clear in my order. | 1.4120 | 0.03267 | 284 | 197 | 69 | 18 |
1166 | We're not going to the barn together if you're going to wear that ugly hat again. | 1.4120 | 0.04126 | 284 | 201 | 49 | 34 |
1167 | I miss the clippity clop | 1.4120 | 0.03679 | 284 | 187 | 77 | 20 |
1168 | See, I told you I needed another fitting. | 1.4120 | 0.04095 | 284 | 205 | 43 | 36 |
1169 | Looks like you lost yer tiara. | 1.4120 | 0.04095 | 284 | 205 | 43 | 36 |
1170 | Dammit, I gotta be me Frank! Just be glad I said no to the hot pink Louboutin sling backs” | 1.4120 | 0.03972 | 284 | 201 | 51 | 32 |
1171 | Hay gurl hayyy | 1.4120 | 0.04360 | 284 | 209 | 33 | 42 |
1172 | Be honest, do they match my saddle... | 1.4120 | 0.03746 | 284 | 189 | 73 | 22 |
1173 | Not even the younglings survived. | 1.4120 | 0.04528 | 284 | 215 | 21 | 48 |
1174 | My shoes? What about your hat? | 1.4120 | 0.04095 | 284 | 200 | 51 | 33 |
1175 | This is how I cope, David. | 1.4120 | 0.03828 | 284 | 194 | 64 | 26 |
1176 | I look ridiculous? Have you seen your hat? | 1.4118 | 0.03635 | 289 | 190 | 79 | 20 |
1177 | Technically, they are horseshoes. | 1.4115 | 0.03974 | 243 | 160 | 66 | 17 |
1178 | Your Tinder profile was slightly misleading. | 1.4113 | 0.04117 | 282 | 199 | 50 | 33 |
1179 | Hurry up and get on! I don’t want to be late for ballet rehearsal AGAIN. | 1.4111 | 0.04093 | 287 | 203 | 50 | 34 |
1180 | Never judge someone until you've walked a mile in his shoes. | 1.4107 | 0.03465 | 280 | 191 | 69 | 20 |
1181 | Am I about to hear a discouraging word? | 1.4101 | 0.03697 | 278 | 183 | 76 | 19 |
1182 | I know all God’s children got shoes, but we’re only going out to the back forty. | 1.4101 | 0.04328 | 278 | 205 | 33 | 40 |
1183 | I don't know, it behooved me! | 1.4101 | 0.04097 | 278 | 195 | 52 | 31 |
1184 | Better but a little too try hard Trigger | 1.4101 | 0.04402 | 278 | 205 | 32 | 41 |
1185 | Well obviously they look silly now, Jim. But once I shave my legs, you’ll see. | 1.4099 | 0.03853 | 283 | 192 | 66 | 25 |
1186 | I couldn't say neigh. | 1.4094 | 0.03922 | 276 | 188 | 63 | 25 |
1187 | Why would you be more surprised by my footwear than my ability to talk, Bill? | 1.4094 | 0.04021 | 276 | 191 | 57 | 28 |
1188 | Try walking a mile in my shoes. | 1.4093 | 0.04064 | 281 | 197 | 53 | 31 |
1189 | How do you fit that ridiculous hat inside your glass house Mr. Stone Thrower? | 1.4093 | 0.04277 | 281 | 204 | 39 | 38 |
1190 | With that hat, who are you to judge? | 1.4073 | 0.03793 | 275 | 184 | 70 | 21 |
1191 | Now that's a horse of a different color. | 1.4073 | 0.04223 | 275 | 197 | 44 | 34 |
1192 | RuPaul is my ferrier. | 1.4073 | 0.03704 | 275 | 194 | 55 | 26 |
1193 | Online shoes options are no excuse | 1.4073 | 0.04467 | 275 | 205 | 28 | 42 |
1194 | They're orthopedic. | 1.4073 | 0.03964 | 275 | 189 | 60 | 26 |
1195 | Are my horseshoes woke enough for you this week? | 1.4073 | 0.04144 | 275 | 197 | 45 | 33 |
1196 | ‘The sign said no shoes, no service.’ | 1.4073 | 0.04030 | 275 | 191 | 56 | 28 |
1197 | I’m feeling more Pastel-omino these days. | 1.4073 | 0.04408 | 275 | 203 | 32 | 40 |
1198 | Enough of this laissez-faire attitude. You know it is red on port, green on starboard. | 1.4066 | 0.04246 | 273 | 196 | 43 | 34 |
1199 | CHAPARRAL Blacksmith? I thought you said Schiaparelli. | 1.4066 | 0.03740 | 273 | 181 | 73 | 19 |
1200 | I bought them to wear to the winners circle after the race. | 1.4066 | 0.04182 | 273 | 194 | 47 | 32 |
1201 | I'd go with the pink in the front. | 1.4066 | 0.04018 | 273 | 189 | 57 | 27 |
1202 | What? The farrier was closed. | 1.4066 | 0.04493 | 273 | 204 | 27 | 42 |
1203 | It’s called dressage. Not dress-anyway-you-like! | 1.4059 | 0.04005 | 271 | 187 | 58 | 26 |
1204 | I heard you tell Dusty that I needed new shooes. | 1.4059 | 0.04457 | 271 | 201 | 30 | 40 |
1205 | They say dress for the job you want. | 1.4059 | 0.03830 | 271 | 182 | 68 | 21 |
1206 | Hell no I ain’t changin’ your damn shoes! | 1.4059 | 0.04269 | 271 | 195 | 42 | 34 |
1207 | They're from my ferrier godmother. | 1.4059 | 0.03936 | 271 | 185 | 62 | 24 |
1208 | Horse and person say at the same time..."Stop judging me" | 1.4059 | 0.04548 | 271 | 204 | 24 | 43 |
1209 | can you walk a mile in these? | 1.4053 | 0.04287 | 264 | 189 | 43 | 32 |
1210 | Which color goes best with my eyes and mane ? | 1.4052 | 0.04513 | 269 | 201 | 27 | 41 |
1211 | I didn't wanna look too matchy-matchy. | 1.4052 | 0.03850 | 269 | 181 | 67 | 21 |
1212 | That virus may have given you brains, but it didn't give you good taste. | 1.4052 | 0.04194 | 269 | 193 | 44 | 32 |
1213 | At least I’m trying here. I’m trying, Steve. For us. | 1.4052 | 0.03813 | 269 | 180 | 69 | 20 |
1214 | Next time I’m getting the slip-ons. | 1.4052 | 0.03921 | 269 | 183 | 63 | 23 |
1215 | You’re right, the blue really does bring out your eyes | 1.4052 | 0.03991 | 269 | 185 | 59 | 25 |
1216 | So, I've walked the mile and I still think you're overstating your difficulties. | 1.4051 | 0.03904 | 274 | 187 | 63 | 24 |
1217 | Only if you promise to burn that hat. | 1.4045 | 0.03869 | 267 | 180 | 66 | 21 |
1218 | Would you categorize the horse show as formal or casual? | 1.4045 | 0.03721 | 267 | 176 | 74 | 17 |
1219 | It's called power clashing, look it up Joe. | 1.4045 | 0.04413 | 267 | 196 | 34 | 37 |
1220 | Definitely better than the high heels. | 1.4045 | 0.04316 | 267 | 193 | 40 | 34 |
1221 | So this IS your first rodeo? | 1.4045 | 0.03977 | 267 | 183 | 60 | 24 |
1222 | Them looks more like whoreshoes. | 1.4045 | 0.04047 | 267 | 185 | 56 | 26 |
1223 | What? You're going to judge me with that hat on? | 1.4044 | 0.03959 | 272 | 187 | 60 | 25 |
1224 | They had run out of mules | 1.4038 | 0.03889 | 265 | 179 | 65 | 21 |
1225 | No! No, I'm not two people in a horse costume! Why do you ask? I mean...neigh. | 1.4038 | 0.04307 | 265 | 191 | 41 | 33 |
1226 | How is your girlfriend at the nail salon? | 1.4038 | 0.04438 | 265 | 195 | 33 | 37 |
1227 | Now we can tell our six feet apart | 1.4038 | 0.03925 | 265 | 180 | 63 | 22 |
1228 | Your heart says Biden but your ass says Trump. | 1.4030 | 0.04264 | 263 | 188 | 44 | 31 |
1229 | Italian blacksmith? | 1.4030 | 0.03982 | 263 | 180 | 60 | 23 |
1230 | As I said, if you ride with that hat, I ride with these shoes | 1.4030 | 0.03834 | 263 | 176 | 68 | 19 |
1231 | Next season Farriergamo, baby! | 1.4030 | 0.04331 | 263 | 190 | 40 | 33 |
1232 | There goes the stud fee. | 1.4025 | 0.04304 | 236 | 164 | 49 | 23 |
1233 | You try finding two pairs in my size. | 1.4024 | 0.04015 | 246 | 166 | 61 | 19 |
1234 | I just got tired of doing everything on the hoof. | 1.4023 | 0.04356 | 261 | 194 | 31 | 36 |
1235 | Hey they fit like a hoof | 1.4023 | 0.04522 | 261 | 194 | 29 | 38 |
1236 | two pair beats a pair any day! | 1.4023 | 0.03891 | 261 | 176 | 65 | 20 |
1237 | They make me giddy. Yup they do. | 1.4023 | 0.03891 | 261 | 176 | 65 | 20 |
1238 | "Did the ferrier choose those or did you? | 1.4023 | 0.04112 | 261 | 192 | 37 | 32 |
1239 | Is that your hat or are you just happy to see me? | 1.4023 | 0.04112 | 261 | 182 | 53 | 26 |
1240 | I really don't like election years. | 1.4023 | 0.04253 | 261 | 191 | 37 | 33 |
1241 | They’ll be less conspicuous in the Sunday funnies. | 1.4023 | 0.04423 | 261 | 191 | 35 | 35 |
1242 | But they're the best running shoes on the market... | 1.4023 | 0.04489 | 261 | 193 | 31 | 37 |
1243 | I see by my outfit that you ain't no farrier... | 1.4023 | 0.04489 | 261 | 193 | 31 | 37 |
1244 | If his horse is cute I’m not wearing a mask | 1.4023 | 0.04456 | 261 | 192 | 33 | 36 |
1245 | You might want to go with a fedora instead | 1.4023 | 0.03576 | 261 | 183 | 60 | 18 |
1246 | Too slutty? | 1.4022 | 0.03967 | 271 | 187 | 59 | 25 |
1247 | You miss your wife, don't you? | 1.4017 | 0.03418 | 239 | 173 | 47 | 19 |
1248 | You named me Lady. What did you expect? | 1.4015 | 0.03668 | 264 | 178 | 68 | 18 |
1249 | Maybe that 2 for 1 pair deal at the blacksmith was a bad idea. | 1.4008 | 0.04170 | 262 | 190 | 41 | 31 |
1250 | and is it too much to ask for a matching feedbag? | 1.4008 | 0.03842 | 262 | 176 | 67 | 19 |
1251 | Sorry—I’d rather not get them dirty. | 1.4000 | 0.04049 | 260 | 180 | 56 | 24 |
1252 | Ruby slippers; blue suede shoes. I couldn't decide, so I got 'em both. | 1.4000 | 0.04122 | 260 | 182 | 52 | 26 |
1253 | I'm glad you finally put the heels away and went sensible. | 1.4000 | 0.03975 | 260 | 178 | 60 | 22 |
1254 | What? It's casual Friday. | 1.4000 | 0.04012 | 260 | 179 | 58 | 23 |
1255 | Your plan worked. I’m already being more careful where I poop. | 1.4000 | 0.03823 | 260 | 174 | 68 | 18 |
1256 | Do I pick out your shoes? | 1.4000 | 0.03861 | 260 | 175 | 66 | 19 |
1257 | Now... dance! | 1.4000 | 0.04211 | 260 | 192 | 35 | 33 |
1258 | We do not want a repeat of last week, Roy. When you swing your partner, remember that I have two left feet. | 1.4000 | 0.04501 | 260 | 193 | 30 | 37 |
1259 | Don't say a word cowboy....horses need style too! | 1.4000 | 0.04281 | 260 | 189 | 39 | 32 |
1260 | I like the blue. They make your eyes pop. | 1.4000 | 0.03900 | 260 | 176 | 64 | 20 |
1261 | I prefer a saddle shoe. | 1.4000 | 0.03937 | 260 | 177 | 62 | 21 |
1262 | You should talk; I wouldn't be caught dead in that hat" | 1.4000 | 0.04086 | 260 | 181 | 54 | 25 |
1263 | Did I make a fuss when you traded in your cowboy booots for those penny loafers? | 1.4000 | 0.03704 | 260 | 171 | 74 | 15 |
1264 | Thanks to you, now it's all weird | 1.4000 | 0.04298 | 260 | 187 | 42 | 31 |
1265 | No, I'm not overdressed, we're going to the horse opera. | 1.4000 | 0.04434 | 260 | 191 | 34 | 35 |
1266 | I was feeling my masculine and feminine sides today | 1.4000 | 0.04122 | 260 | 182 | 52 | 26 |
1267 | dude look at my new shoes | 1.4000 | 0.04501 | 260 | 193 | 30 | 37 |
1268 | We can’t go bowling during a pandemic, Buck. | 1.4000 | 0.02159 | 260 | 193 | 54 | 13 |
1269 | So...the first farrier I got to was quarantined. And then the next. And the next. Then I saw a Payless Shoes that was open... | 1.4000 | 0.04158 | 260 | 183 | 50 | 27 |
1270 | Why should zebras have all the fun? | 1.3992 | 0.03753 | 263 | 175 | 71 | 17 |
1271 | If we’re going to ride off into the sunset, we might as well do it in style. | 1.3992 | 0.03715 | 263 | 174 | 73 | 16 |
1272 | I don't see why you're angry with me expressing myself. | 1.3992 | 0.04626 | 258 | 195 | 23 | 40 |
1273 | You didn't know I could talk, either | 1.3992 | 0.03939 | 258 | 178 | 58 | 22 |
1274 | And the best... NO NAILS! | 1.3992 | 0.03803 | 258 | 172 | 69 | 17 |
1275 | Not dress shoes, Bucky. Dres-SAGE. | 1.3992 | 0.04089 | 258 | 182 | 50 | 26 |
1276 | You don't want to ride me while I wear these? - Double win. | 1.3985 | 0.03733 | 261 | 173 | 72 | 16 |
1277 | They're fine for prancing but what about rounding up cattle? | 1.3985 | 0.04215 | 261 | 186 | 46 | 29 |
1278 | Why can't I wear cowboy boots?" 'Cause your a horse, that's why! | 1.3985 | 0.04583 | 261 | 197 | 24 | 40 |
1279 | When he said two for the price of one, it was hard to resist. | 1.3985 | 0.04250 | 261 | 187 | 44 | 30 |
1280 | Don't blame me for my taste in shoes. You're the one who had me gelded! | 1.3985 | 0.04180 | 261 | 185 | 48 | 28 |
1281 | I KNOW! Finding a saddle bag to match is gonna be a bitch! | 1.3985 | 0.03888 | 261 | 177 | 64 | 20 |
1282 | Intellectually, I'm a Democrat, but my ass will always be Republican. | 1.3985 | 0.04036 | 261 | 181 | 56 | 24 |
1283 | Well if you don’t like them you can just walk! | 1.3985 | 0.03925 | 261 | 178 | 62 | 21 |
1284 | Yes, they're new, Steve. I guess you can say I'm financially stable." | 1.3985 | 0.04551 | 261 | 196 | 26 | 39 |
1285 | It’s part of their ‘Home-On-The’ range. | 1.3984 | 0.04520 | 256 | 190 | 30 | 36 |
1286 | I know loyalty is important - I'm just saying it's time to try another blacksmith. | 1.3984 | 0.03862 | 256 | 172 | 66 | 18 |
1287 | You're wearing them wrong: green on the right, red on the left. | 1.3984 | 0.04294 | 256 | 186 | 39 | 31 |
1288 | I just wanted to give you something to "Whoa!" about. | 1.3984 | 0.03979 | 256 | 175 | 60 | 21 |
1289 | It's horseshoes Hank, not whore shoes | 1.3984 | 0.04417 | 256 | 187 | 36 | 33 |
1290 | I don't care how they look; they're more comfortable than the iron ones. | 1.3984 | 0.04093 | 256 | 178 | 54 | 24 |
1291 | What? So you're the only one who gets to have a mid-life crisis? | 1.3977 | 0.03869 | 259 | 175 | 65 | 19 |
1292 | Can you give 0 stars on Angie’s List? | 1.3976 | 0.04478 | 254 | 187 | 33 | 34 |
1293 | Gus, I’m gender fluid. Calling me a stud is no longer appropriate. | 1.3976 | 0.04077 | 254 | 176 | 55 | 23 |
1294 | But with these, I can stylishly evade a posse all day and go right into an evening at the saloon. | 1.3976 | 0.04172 | 254 | 181 | 46 | 27 |
1295 | Well heck, Besse, if it means that much to you, I’ll refer to you from now on as ‘they’ | 1.3976 | 0.04077 | 254 | 176 | 55 | 23 |
1296 | It’s the new normal, Carl. | 1.3976 | 0.03842 | 254 | 170 | 67 | 17 |
1297 | But you seemed to like when that woman was wearing them! | 1.3974 | 0.04217 | 229 | 157 | 53 | 19 |
1298 | Trigger likes to know when I'm in estrus. | 1.3969 | 0.04439 | 262 | 194 | 32 | 36 |
1299 | do these shoes make my hips look big? | 1.3969 | 0.03889 | 257 | 174 | 64 | 19 |
1300 | Would it kill you to put a little whimsy in your giddy-up? | 1.3968 | 0.03758 | 252 | 172 | 63 | 17 |
1301 | Dang! Zappos got your shoe order wrong again. | 1.3968 | 0.04539 | 252 | 187 | 30 | 35 |
1302 | I just wandered through the Painted Desert. | 1.3968 | 0.03694 | 252 | 176 | 59 | 17 |
1303 | Yes, I am non-binary, but I don't think this is an effective way to manifest that." OR "I love them, but--just so you know--I won't be able to gallop as fast. | 1.3968 | 0.04343 | 252 | 184 | 37 | 31 |
1304 | Stylish, plus the greens go 'clippety" and the reds go "clop." | 1.3968 | 0.04176 | 252 | 177 | 50 | 25 |
1305 | Don’t judge me. It’s quarantine. I’m bored. I’m discovering myself. | 1.3968 | 0.03982 | 252 | 172 | 60 | 20 |
1306 | Let’s stay out of the mud today, okay? | 1.3966 | 0.04266 | 232 | 161 | 50 | 21 |
1307 | What happens on the range stays on the range. | 1.3965 | 0.04265 | 227 | 159 | 47 | 21 |
1308 | I couldn't say nay. | 1.3960 | 0.04044 | 250 | 172 | 57 | 21 |
1309 | Now that’s a horse shoe of a different color. | 1.3960 | 0.04083 | 250 | 173 | 55 | 22 |
1310 | There isn't a lawman west of 5th Avenue who'll be able to track us. | 1.3960 | 0.04083 | 250 | 173 | 55 | 22 |
1311 | It was a spur of the moment decision... | 1.3960 | 0.04083 | 250 | 173 | 55 | 22 |
1312 | Which way to the gender reveal party? | 1.3960 | 0.04044 | 250 | 172 | 57 | 21 |
1313 | Maybe you will think twice before you use my shoes again for some yard game. | 1.3960 | 0.04276 | 250 | 178 | 45 | 27 |
1314 | And you’re hat is O.K.? | 1.3960 | 0.03580 | 250 | 173 | 61 | 16 |
1315 | When you searched for "shoes" on Amazon, did you by chance think to try "horseshoes"? | 1.3960 | 0.04313 | 250 | 179 | 43 | 28 |
1316 | Could you give me a hand with the laces? | 1.3960 | 0.03943 | 250 | 172 | 58 | 20 |
1317 | Please tell me you bought some protection spray, because we might traven some unpaved roads.” | 1.3960 | 0.04739 | 250 | 191 | 19 | 40 |
1318 | I wanted happy feet. | 1.3960 | 0.03840 | 250 | 167 | 67 | 16 |
1319 | No, stilettos are your fantasy. | 1.3960 | 0.04123 | 250 | 174 | 53 | 23 |
1320 | Are you honestly trying to mansplain horseshoes to ME?! | 1.3960 | 0.03777 | 250 | 170 | 63 | 17 |
1321 | Yeah, well happy trails to you. | 1.3960 | 0.03964 | 250 | 170 | 61 | 19 |
1322 | It's a long ride, and this way we can use either restroom. | 1.3960 | 0.04044 | 250 | 172 | 57 | 21 |
1323 | Half of me wants to stop and the other half wants to go. | 1.3960 | 0.03840 | 250 | 175 | 55 | 20 |
1324 | The sand is too hot | 1.3960 | 0.04405 | 250 | 189 | 26 | 35 |
1325 | It’s called fashion, Gerald. Look it up. Then burn that hat. | 1.3960 | 0.04004 | 250 | 171 | 59 | 20 |
1326 | Don't tell mom. | 1.3960 | 0.04083 | 250 | 173 | 55 | 22 |
1327 | BOGO sales are targeted at me. | 1.3960 | 0.01189 | 250 | 185 | 56 | 9 |
1328 | I’m an independent. | 1.3953 | 0.03970 | 253 | 173 | 60 | 20 |
1329 | I'll walk. | 1.3953 | 0.04009 | 253 | 174 | 58 | 21 |
1330 | He said these are the latest fashion for summer | 1.3953 | 0.04593 | 253 | 190 | 26 | 37 |
1331 | I don't want us to win again on choreography and lose on costume. | 1.3952 | 0.03985 | 248 | 169 | 60 | 19 |
1332 | I couldn't decide so I got them both. | 1.3952 | 0.03775 | 248 | 164 | 70 | 14 |
1333 | You will NEVER be a horse with NO NAME again. | 1.3952 | 0.03985 | 248 | 169 | 60 | 19 |
1334 | I said farrier, not Ferragamo! | 1.3952 | 0.04204 | 248 | 177 | 45 | 26 |
1335 | Some kind of cowboy, you are. You can't shoe a horse, and you can't pick out a decent hat. | 1.3952 | 0.04066 | 248 | 171 | 56 | 21 |
1336 | Ok, for the World Cup we can switch to blues on my lefts and pinks on my rights. | 1.3952 | 0.04413 | 248 | 180 | 38 | 30 |
1337 | Oh yeah? Well, you're all shoes, no Lone Ranger. | 1.3952 | 0.04734 | 248 | 189 | 20 | 39 |
1338 | Sorry, Patches. I know they’re a bit tight, but close counts in horseshoes, right? | 1.3952 | 0.04319 | 248 | 180 | 39 | 29 |
1339 | Don’t worry. These aren’t my running shoes. | 1.3947 | 0.04521 | 190 | 129 | 47 | 14 |
1340 | Looks like the old grey mare ain't what s/he used to be. | 1.3944 | 0.02360 | 251 | 179 | 61 | 11 |
1341 | I won them in a game of horseshoes. | 1.3944 | 0.03951 | 251 | 171 | 61 | 19 |
1342 | The second pair was 50% off. | 1.3944 | 0.03807 | 251 | 170 | 64 | 17 |
1343 | If it wasn't for those ridiculous shoes I would be taller! | 1.3944 | 0.04551 | 251 | 187 | 29 | 35 |
1344 | They make me feel young again. | 1.3944 | 0.03951 | 251 | 171 | 61 | 19 |
1345 | They're okay, but I really wanted saddle shoes." | 1.3944 | 0.04031 | 251 | 173 | 57 | 21 |
1346 | Wow! What a s(c)andal! | 1.3944 | 0.04655 | 251 | 190 | 23 | 38 |
1347 | I'm afraid The West just ain't that wild anymore. | 1.3943 | 0.04048 | 246 | 169 | 57 | 20 |
1348 | How many times do I have to tell you to stay out of my closet! | 1.3943 | 0.04248 | 246 | 174 | 47 | 25 |
1349 | You can lead a horse to fashion but you cannot make him chic. | 1.3943 | 0.04007 | 246 | 168 | 59 | 19 |
1350 | Give me back my hat Ted, you look ridiculous | 1.3943 | 0.04287 | 246 | 175 | 45 | 26 |
1351 | Those shoes ain’t goin anywhere partner | 1.3943 | 0.04622 | 246 | 184 | 27 | 35 |
1352 | When you told me I should walk a mile in your shoes, I assumed you were speaking metaphorically. | 1.3937 | 0.04035 | 254 | 176 | 56 | 22 |
1353 | And I thought I got out of bed on the wrong foot? | 1.3936 | 0.04507 | 249 | 184 | 32 | 33 |
1354 | Prada’s and Versace? You are the Italian stallion! | 1.3936 | 0.04323 | 249 | 179 | 42 | 28 |
1355 | Let’s switch back | 1.3936 | 0.04342 | 249 | 182 | 37 | 30 |
1356 | I did it Bill. I walked a mile in your shoes. You might be gay. | 1.3936 | 0.04210 | 249 | 176 | 48 | 25 |
1357 | You’re right, the lower heels feel much better. | 1.3934 | 0.03944 | 244 | 165 | 62 | 17 |
1358 | Please respect my journey. | 1.3934 | 0.03944 | 244 | 165 | 62 | 17 |
1359 | Didn't expect mules, did you? | 1.3934 | 0.04152 | 244 | 170 | 52 | 22 |
1360 | Business up front; Party in the back | 1.3934 | 0.04070 | 244 | 173 | 48 | 23 |
1361 | Sometimes I just want to feel pretty. | 1.3934 | 0.04111 | 244 | 169 | 54 | 21 |
1362 | You know, that comment spurs another thought. | 1.3934 | 0.04408 | 244 | 179 | 35 | 30 |
1363 | Yes, the gelding was my choice. | 1.3934 | 0.04408 | 244 | 179 | 35 | 30 |
1364 | I just feel faster in wingtips. | 1.3934 | 0.04091 | 244 | 171 | 51 | 22 |
1365 | No name? And you're supposed to carry me to this desert? | 1.3934 | 0.04331 | 244 | 177 | 39 | 28 |
1366 | I found my sole, mate | 1.3934 | 0.04577 | 244 | 181 | 30 | 33 |
1367 | Yes well, your hat looks ridiculous. | 1.3934 | 0.03987 | 244 | 166 | 60 | 18 |
1368 | I wanted something less “clomp clomp” and more “ooh la la.” | 1.3929 | 0.04371 | 224 | 157 | 46 | 21 |
1369 | Yes Lester, I’m gay. But it doesn’t mean I can’t be your trusty steed. | 1.3918 | 0.03888 | 245 | 170 | 56 | 19 |
1370 | Says the man with matching guns. | 1.3918 | 0.03621 | 245 | 172 | 56 | 17 |
1371 | Now you can try mine on. I'll get the nails. | 1.3918 | 0.04098 | 245 | 170 | 54 | 21 |
1372 | I said "gotta jimmy the shoes", not "get Jimmy Choo's" | 1.3911 | 0.03919 | 248 | 181 | 42 | 25 |
1373 | I like to dance with the stars. | 1.3911 | 0.02589 | 248 | 179 | 56 | 13 |
1374 | No, no, I love them, really I do, but shouldn't they match the saddle? | 1.3911 | 0.03999 | 225 | 158 | 49 | 18 |
1375 | I’m absolutely loving the new blacksmith. | 1.3909 | 0.03909 | 243 | 164 | 63 | 16 |
1376 | Why gallop when I can chassé? | 1.3909 | 0.04037 | 243 | 167 | 57 | 19 |
1377 | If I can't tell you, who then? the hat doesn't work | 1.3909 | 0.04243 | 243 | 172 | 47 | 24 |
1378 | NOW can we do Dressage? | 1.3909 | 0.04121 | 243 | 169 | 53 | 21 |
1379 | I understand that close is also good enough for hand grenades. | 1.3909 | 0.04735 | 243 | 185 | 21 | 37 |
1380 | They distract from the fact that I can talk | 1.3909 | 0.04079 | 243 | 168 | 55 | 20 |
1381 | Maybe he saw how we treat the dogs. | 1.3909 | 0.04735 | 243 | 185 | 21 | 37 |
1382 | I know my hat's a little ridiculous, but what the hell is up with those socks ? | 1.3909 | 0.04663 | 243 | 183 | 25 | 35 |
1383 | You dodo! You're suppose to wear the red ones on your right feet. | 1.3909 | 0.04663 | 243 | 183 | 25 | 35 |
1384 | You know I can't wear your shoes." Patrick Thompson Georgetown, S | 1.3909 | 0.04699 | 243 | 186 | 20 | 37 |
1385 | I had to fet off because I wasn't high enough. Do those fit? | 1.3909 | 0.04699 | 243 | 184 | 23 | 36 |
1386 | Looks like your hat likes my shoes | 1.3909 | 0.04477 | 243 | 178 | 35 | 30 |
1387 | Don't forget or your in big trouble, front heels- Kentucky, back heels- Kansas. | 1.3909 | 0.04571 | 243 | 183 | 26 | 34 |
1388 | Decisions are tough these days. | 1.3909 | 0.04626 | 243 | 182 | 27 | 34 |
1389 | - What happened to your shoes? +I was on the President's test! | 1.3909 | 0.04807 | 243 | 187 | 17 | 39 |
1390 | Is this too dressy for a gender reveal party? | 1.3909 | 0.04243 | 243 | 179 | 36 | 28 |
1391 | You really went with it with that 10 gallon hat. | 1.3909 | 0.04458 | 243 | 180 | 32 | 31 |
1392 | Are my shoes really what you should be interested in, Gary? | 1.3909 | 0.04121 | 243 | 169 | 53 | 21 |
1393 | I don’t want to be known as “The Horse With No Name” anymore. Henceforth I shall be known as “The Horse With Sensible Shoes”. | 1.3901 | 0.04520 | 182 | 123 | 47 | 12 |
1394 | Thanks for letting this pony express himself. | 1.3900 | 0.03974 | 241 | 164 | 60 | 17 |
1395 | I got them on Rodeo Drive. | 1.3900 | 0.04144 | 241 | 168 | 52 | 21 |
1396 | Well yeah,we are two guys in a suit. After three years driving cattle we thought you knew that. | 1.3900 | 0.04186 | 241 | 169 | 50 | 22 |
1397 | Prada. | 1.3900 | 0.04060 | 241 | 166 | 56 | 19 |
1398 | Do you prefer he, she or they? | 1.3900 | 0.04060 | 241 | 166 | 56 | 19 |
1399 | Rodeo Drive wasn’t at all like I expected. | 1.3900 | 0.03930 | 241 | 163 | 62 | 16 |
1400 | What’s the matter, you’ve never seen horse Choos before? | 1.3900 | 0.04227 | 241 | 170 | 48 | 23 |
1401 | Why shouldn't cattle herding be fabulous? | 1.3900 | 0.03974 | 241 | 164 | 60 | 17 |
1402 | All the blacksmiths were closed, so I went to Bloomingdales. | 1.3900 | 0.04017 | 241 | 165 | 58 | 18 |
1403 | Yes, but do they say, "Rodeo?" | 1.3900 | 0.04348 | 241 | 173 | 42 | 26 |
1404 | Okay, Okay, you win!! I'll ditch the new sombrero if you deep six those shoes! | 1.3900 | 0.02769 | 241 | 175 | 52 | 14 |
1405 | Thanks for breaking them in | 1.3900 | 0.04060 | 241 | 166 | 56 | 19 |
1406 | I’ve been seeing someone else | 1.3900 | 0.04268 | 241 | 171 | 46 | 24 |
1407 | If the hat stays, the shoes stay. | 1.3893 | 0.04148 | 244 | 171 | 51 | 22 |
1408 | That's only 5 1/2 feet. | 1.3893 | 0.04573 | 244 | 182 | 29 | 33 |
1409 | Ok now it’s your turn to walk a mile in my shoes.” | 1.3893 | 0.04003 | 244 | 175 | 46 | 23 |
1410 | I told the farrier to surprise me. | 1.3893 | 0.03853 | 244 | 164 | 65 | 15 |
1411 | I thought you said I needed new whores shoes. | 1.3893 | 0.04268 | 244 | 174 | 45 | 25 |
1412 | get out of there with that hat | 1.3893 | 0.04518 | 244 | 183 | 28 | 33 |
1413 | Why surprised? This can happens when you have to dress in the dark. | 1.3891 | 0.04570 | 239 | 182 | 23 | 34 |
1414 | What? Is there something in my teeth? | 1.3891 | 0.04125 | 239 | 166 | 53 | 20 |
1415 | Says the big hat. | 1.3886 | 0.04813 | 193 | 138 | 35 | 20 |
1416 | I thought horseshoes were supposed to prevent lameness. | 1.3884 | 0.04469 | 242 | 180 | 31 | 31 |
1417 | Just one letter off. I ordered horse shoes not house shoes! | 1.3884 | 0.03917 | 242 | 173 | 48 | 21 |
1418 | You got an endorsement deal? | 1.3884 | 0.04212 | 242 | 171 | 48 | 23 |
1419 | With the rodeo only a day away, Tom now regretted using a designer blacksmith. | 1.3884 | 0.03917 | 242 | 164 | 62 | 16 |
1420 | I know you want to express yourself. I just don't think Wyoming is the place to do it. | 1.3884 | 0.04046 | 242 | 167 | 56 | 19 |
1421 | Which one says unbridled Mustang? | 1.3884 | 0.04046 | 242 | 167 | 56 | 19 |
1422 | . “It’s complicated.” | 1.3884 | 0.03961 | 242 | 168 | 57 | 17 |
1423 | It behooves me to say, "Na-a-ay." | 1.3882 | 0.03905 | 237 | 165 | 55 | 17 |
1424 | They make me feel pretty. | 1.3882 | 0.03882 | 237 | 159 | 64 | 14 |
1425 | I'm just pony expressing myself. | 1.3882 | 0.04149 | 237 | 165 | 52 | 20 |
1426 | I like them, but if I'm honest, the pink pair make you look fat. | 1.3882 | 0.04276 | 237 | 168 | 46 | 23 |
1427 | In this pandemic I get so few chances to dress up. | 1.3882 | 0.04062 | 237 | 163 | 56 | 18 |
1428 | Well, if you can wear that hat... | 1.3882 | 0.03973 | 237 | 161 | 60 | 16 |
1429 | Yeah? And I don't like your hat. Get over it. | 1.3882 | 0.03995 | 237 | 169 | 47 | 21 |
1430 | It was Buy one pair get one free down at the corral night... | 1.3882 | 0.04579 | 237 | 178 | 27 | 32 |
1431 | Did you forget that the barn dance has been moved BACK a week? | 1.3882 | 0.04599 | 237 | 176 | 30 | 31 |
1432 | Is tonight an Elvis night or a Dorothy night? | 1.3882 | 0.04192 | 237 | 168 | 47 | 22 |
1433 | Okay fine, that was an emotional purchase | 1.3882 | 0.04062 | 237 | 163 | 56 | 18 |
1434 | I can finally tell my left from my right. | 1.3882 | 0.04676 | 237 | 178 | 26 | 33 |
1435 | I support your weight. Why can't you support my tap dancing? | 1.3882 | 0.04062 | 237 | 163 | 56 | 18 |
1436 | What goes with my saddle, green or pink? | 1.3882 | 0.04500 | 237 | 176 | 31 | 30 |
1437 | It's summer. | 1.3882 | 0.04400 | 237 | 171 | 40 | 26 |
1438 | It’s not my first rodeo, but it is my first endorsement deal. | 1.3879 | 0.04262 | 214 | 150 | 47 | 17 |
1439 | Yes, we are rejecting rigid shoes--and gendered categorizations. | 1.3872 | 0.04706 | 235 | 177 | 25 | 33 |
1440 | I know it's the thought that counts but . . . did you ever consider my difficulties dealing with laces? | 1.3872 | 0.04508 | 235 | 172 | 35 | 28 |
1441 | They were having a yard sale at Hopalong's. | 1.3872 | 0.02978 | 235 | 173 | 46 | 16 |
1442 | You first. | 1.3872 | 0.04173 | 235 | 164 | 51 | 20 |
1443 | Business up front, Party in back | 1.3872 | 0.04344 | 235 | 168 | 43 | 24 |
1444 | I know I’m not Hoss Cartwright but can’t I at least pretend to be? | 1.3872 | 0.04744 | 235 | 178 | 23 | 34 |
1445 | That’s not PPE | 1.3872 | 0.04725 | 235 | 180 | 20 | 35 |
1446 | You’re talking to a horse and only worried about the color of my shoes?! | 1.3866 | 0.04048 | 238 | 164 | 56 | 18 |
1447 | A horse can carry a man, but it’s the shoes that carry the horse. | 1.3866 | 0.04344 | 238 | 171 | 42 | 25 |
1448 | You'll need nice, new shoes, you said. It's a dressage competition, you said. | 1.3865 | 0.04467 | 207 | 145 | 44 | 18 |
1449 | So bite me, I happen to like pastels. | 1.3863 | 0.03630 | 233 | 166 | 51 | 16 |
1450 | Any shoes can be horse shoes. | 1.3863 | 0.03681 | 233 | 152 | 72 | 9 |
1451 | With a hat like that you have nerve making fun of my shoes | 1.3863 | 0.04241 | 233 | 164 | 48 | 21 |
1452 | They’re cute shoes. It’s a girl thing . | 1.3863 | 0.04536 | 233 | 171 | 34 | 28 |
1453 | I mean, really, how often do you look at a horse's shoes? | 1.3863 | 0.04285 | 233 | 165 | 46 | 22 |
1454 | I’ve got two pairs just like them back at the stable. | 1.3863 | 0.04328 | 233 | 166 | 44 | 23 |
1455 | What time is your wife back from playin' horseshoes? | 1.3863 | 0.04153 | 233 | 162 | 52 | 19 |
1456 | What did you do with your $1200? | 1.3863 | 0.04370 | 233 | 167 | 42 | 24 |
1457 | These shoes? I traded my old ones to some guys who wanted them for a silly game. | 1.3853 | 0.04304 | 218 | 152 | 48 | 18 |
1458 | Join my Onlyfans to see what's under these kicks. | 1.3853 | 0.04606 | 231 | 171 | 31 | 29 |
1459 | Am I the first gay horse you’ve owned? | 1.3853 | 0.04266 | 231 | 163 | 47 | 21 |
1460 | But I love the two-tone look. It even matches my kitchen! | 1.3853 | 0.04544 | 231 | 172 | 30 | 29 |
1461 | Cowboy Jack is wondering if this will change the sport of horseshoes forever. | 1.3853 | 0.04727 | 231 | 174 | 25 | 32 |
1462 | Love them! I can't wait to see what you got the pigs! | 1.3853 | 0.04132 | 231 | 160 | 53 | 18 |
1463 | I thought you said "whore's shoes." | 1.3853 | 0.04266 | 231 | 163 | 47 | 21 |
1464 | Sacré bleu; so Parisian farrier school was it...? | 1.3853 | 0.03993 | 231 | 157 | 59 | 15 |
1465 | What? You told me: ‘What’s mine is yours’. | 1.3853 | 0.04266 | 231 | 165 | 44 | 22 |
1466 | Well, I don't think you're in a position to be giving anyone fashion advice, Ike. | 1.3846 | 0.04312 | 234 | 167 | 44 | 23 |
1467 | The new blacksmith is from Paris, Texas. | 1.3846 | 0.04269 | 234 | 166 | 46 | 22 |
1468 | I got them on equine.com. | 1.3846 | 0.04226 | 234 | 165 | 48 | 21 |
1469 | I have not once mentioned your ridiculous hat. | 1.3846 | 0.04344 | 208 | 144 | 48 | 16 |
1470 | Now I'm the horse of two different colors. | 1.3843 | 0.04110 | 229 | 158 | 54 | 17 |
1471 | No more nails in THESE feet! | 1.3843 | 0.04292 | 229 | 162 | 46 | 21 |
1472 | So I guess you do wear shoe’s | 1.3843 | 0.04676 | 229 | 171 | 28 | 30 |
1473 | They told me I’d be a very stable animal, so here are my new balances. | 1.3843 | 0.04510 | 229 | 167 | 36 | 26 |
1474 | Now we need a matching feedbag | 1.3843 | 0.04202 | 229 | 160 | 50 | 19 |
1475 | I’m finally coming out of the stable, Tex. | 1.3842 | 0.04748 | 190 | 135 | 37 | 18 |
1476 | New shoes, you said. These will feel great, you said. Did you think I wasn't going to notice? | 1.3840 | 0.04272 | 237 | 169 | 45 | 23 |
1477 | They broke just by throwing them?!? | 1.3836 | 0.04589 | 232 | 172 | 31 | 29 |
1478 | With all the closed stores you managed to find some nice shoes Horsy! Impressive. | 1.3836 | 0.04629 | 232 | 173 | 29 | 30 |
1479 | Go with the green. They bring out the color in your eyes. | 1.3836 | 0.04207 | 232 | 163 | 49 | 20 |
1480 | Those colors just don't look right for some reason! | 1.3836 | 0.04360 | 232 | 179 | 22 | 31 |
1481 | Listen, one of us has to be the fashionable one. | 1.3836 | 0.04317 | 232 | 168 | 40 | 24 |
1482 | I hate when you rush me. | 1.3836 | 0.04423 | 232 | 170 | 36 | 26 |
1483 | Do these make me look fat? | 1.3833 | 0.04363 | 227 | 162 | 43 | 22 |
1484 | No one will notice on Zoom. | 1.3833 | 0.04227 | 227 | 159 | 49 | 19 |
1485 | I thought you said it was formal attire. | 1.3833 | 0.04707 | 227 | 170 | 27 | 30 |
1486 | I found them in the stable. Tell me what you think? | 1.3833 | 0.04623 | 227 | 168 | 31 | 28 |
1487 | My blacksmith? Sal Ferragamo. He's new around here. | 1.3833 | 0.04363 | 227 | 162 | 43 | 22 |
1488 | Person. Woman. Man. Camera. TV. | 1.3833 | 0.04110 | 227 | 159 | 50 | 18 |
1489 | Okay, we need to rethink unsupervised online shopping | 1.3833 | 0.04227 | 227 | 159 | 49 | 19 |
1490 | You’re right, you should have gotten the pink mittens | 1.3833 | 0.04623 | 227 | 173 | 23 | 31 |
1491 | What ? I don't see a thing! | 1.3833 | 0.04748 | 227 | 171 | 25 | 31 |
1492 | It's a dude ranch, cowboy. | 1.3833 | 0.04451 | 227 | 164 | 39 | 24 |
1493 | Look, Gus-- I may be a horse with no name, but these really say "me". | 1.3833 | 0.03940 | 227 | 153 | 61 | 13 |
1494 | They sure look better on you than they did on my ex. | 1.3833 | 0.03990 | 227 | 154 | 59 | 14 |
1495 | We need to have a difficult conversation about the new stable boy. | 1.3827 | 0.04752 | 196 | 141 | 35 | 20 |
1496 | Oh yeah, Cowboy Snarky? Let's talk about your stupid hat. | 1.3826 | 0.04001 | 230 | 157 | 58 | 15 |
1497 | That's it. No more Amazon on the barn computer. | 1.3826 | 0.04025 | 230 | 160 | 53 | 17 |
1498 | Are these vintage Celine SP2018? | 1.3826 | 0.04800 | 230 | 178 | 17 | 35 |
1499 | Don't force me to wear a mask | 1.3826 | 0.04819 | 230 | 176 | 20 | 34 |
1500 | You're no dapper Dan yourself, so just hop on up and let's get ourselves over to that barnyard dance. | 1.3822 | 0.04205 | 225 | 157 | 50 | 18 |
1501 | Now, about this frumpy saddle ... | 1.3822 | 0.04061 | 225 | 154 | 56 | 15 |
1502 | Do these make me look like less of a stud? | 1.3822 | 0.04158 | 225 | 156 | 52 | 17 |
1503 | Brilliant! The sheriff will be looking for two men after we rob the bank. | 1.3822 | 0.03861 | 225 | 150 | 64 | 11 |
1504 | I see you've met the new blacksmith in town! | 1.3822 | 0.03809 | 225 | 149 | 66 | 10 |
1505 | Like my new Mare Horse Ones? | 1.3822 | 0.04653 | 225 | 167 | 30 | 28 |
1506 | The farrier thought it would make a fashion statement ! | 1.3822 | 0.04738 | 225 | 169 | 26 | 30 |
1507 | Did you know how ridiculous you look in that hat? | 1.3822 | 0.04110 | 225 | 155 | 54 | 16 |
1508 | We agreed on boots, not loafers. | 1.3822 | 0.04696 | 225 | 168 | 28 | 29 |
1509 | I decided I can't go on living a lie. | 1.3822 | 0.04158 | 225 | 156 | 52 | 17 |
1510 | I really wanted mules, but the shopkeeper said they weren’t me. | 1.3822 | 0.04252 | 225 | 158 | 48 | 19 |
1511 | Oh yeah? Well then let's talk about that stunning sombrero, Senor Nifty. | 1.3822 | 0.04110 | 225 | 155 | 54 | 16 |
1512 | A talking horse and it’s the shoes you think are unreal? | 1.3822 | 0.04158 | 225 | 156 | 52 | 17 |
1513 | And the blue ones were on sale. | 1.3822 | 0.03704 | 225 | 159 | 54 | 12 |
1514 | I said "you need new horse shoes" not jimmy choos. | 1.3822 | 0.04479 | 225 | 163 | 38 | 24 |
1515 | I bet you have 2 more pairs at home just like those. | 1.3821 | 0.04283 | 212 | 147 | 49 | 16 |
1516 | Definitely, the blue. | 1.3812 | 0.04417 | 223 | 160 | 41 | 22 |
1517 | What, like you've never seen horse shoes before? | 1.3812 | 0.04085 | 223 | 153 | 55 | 15 |
1518 | Dress for the job you want | 1.3812 | 0.04134 | 223 | 154 | 53 | 16 |
1519 | You call that a hat? | 1.3812 | 0.04035 | 223 | 152 | 57 | 14 |
1520 | I just had a taste of those mushrooms. Why do you ask? | 1.3805 | 0.04047 | 226 | 157 | 53 | 16 |
1521 | We both prefer mules. | 1.3795 | 0.03655 | 224 | 161 | 48 | 15 |
1522 | Gucci. I’m the Italian Stallion. | 1.3791 | 0.04345 | 211 | 148 | 46 | 17 |
1523 | Turns out it’s an even wilder east | 1.3789 | 0.04128 | 227 | 158 | 52 | 17 |
1524 | Don’t expect any fancy steps. I’ve got two left feet. | 1.3788 | 0.04712 | 198 | 143 | 35 | 20 |
1525 | One of us is a fashion train wreck and the other one is a horse. | 1.3784 | 0.04192 | 222 | 155 | 50 | 17 |
1526 | This. This is a horse shoe. | 1.3784 | 0.04564 | 222 | 163 | 34 | 25 |
1527 | We need to change to my dancing shoes | 1.3784 | 0.04653 | 222 | 167 | 27 | 28 |
1528 | Ok, but I'd bring some flip-flops in your bag for the reception. | 1.3784 | 0.04192 | 222 | 155 | 50 | 17 |
1529 | I know this isn’t your first rodeo, but it’s going to be your last! | 1.3784 | 0.03915 | 222 | 160 | 47 | 15 |
1530 | I want to hip-hop, not clip-clop. | 1.3784 | 0.04288 | 222 | 157 | 46 | 19 |
1531 | I’m just sick of the same old clippity-clop. | 1.3784 | 0.04044 | 222 | 152 | 56 | 14 |
1532 | I thought dress up was our special thing | 1.3784 | 0.04192 | 222 | 155 | 50 | 17 |
1533 | At least I'm not the one in that ridiculous hat! | 1.3784 | 0.04428 | 222 | 160 | 40 | 22 |
1534 | I love them, but now the saddle looks sort of outdated. | 1.3784 | 0.04335 | 222 | 158 | 44 | 20 |
1535 | I guess the blacksmith didn't have a complete set. | 1.3784 | 0.04950 | 222 | 172 | 16 | 34 |
1536 | I thought we were going out. | 1.3784 | 0.04192 | 222 | 155 | 50 | 17 |
1537 | What? You told me to dress comfortably. | 1.3784 | 0.04192 | 222 | 155 | 50 | 17 |
1538 | I'm undecided. | 1.3778 | 0.03082 | 225 | 164 | 48 | 13 |
1539 | This is not a dressage competition. | 1.3778 | 0.04006 | 225 | 154 | 57 | 14 |
1540 | I decided horseshoes were too common. | 1.3773 | 0.04092 | 220 | 156 | 47 | 17 |
1541 | Looks like the old gray mare she ain't what she used to be... | 1.3773 | 0.04314 | 220 | 156 | 45 | 19 |
1542 | What? They only had grey saddles left. | 1.3773 | 0.04118 | 220 | 152 | 53 | 15 |
1543 | I have an audition for “Equus, The Musical” later. | 1.3773 | 0.04362 | 220 | 157 | 43 | 20 |
1544 | Don't worry.... the other cowboys will be too busy laughing at your hat to notice.... | 1.3773 | 0.04015 | 220 | 150 | 57 | 13 |
1545 | Your kids asked to trade so they could play some sort of ring toss. | 1.3773 | 0.04314 | 220 | 156 | 45 | 19 |
1546 | Yes, TSA will still make you take them off | 1.3773 | 0.04168 | 220 | 153 | 51 | 16 |
1547 | Do the pink ones make my ass look fat? | 1.3773 | 0.04266 | 220 | 155 | 47 | 18 |
1548 | Sometimes you just need a little more arch support | 1.3769 | 0.04296 | 199 | 137 | 49 | 13 |
1549 | No, it does not beat four-of-kind. | 1.3769 | 0.04527 | 199 | 141 | 41 | 17 |
1550 | Hey, you be you. I’m just saying loafers might not be the best choice for speed and overall performance. | 1.3767 | 0.04366 | 223 | 160 | 42 | 21 |
1551 | I said 'non-binary.' Look it up. | 1.3767 | 0.04029 | 223 | 153 | 56 | 14 |
1552 | These are just my pumps. You should see me in heels | 1.3767 | 0.04457 | 223 | 162 | 38 | 23 |
1553 | Is this your idea of a gender reveal party? | 1.3767 | 0.04177 | 223 | 156 | 50 | 17 |
1554 | Mules were so last season. Check out these loafers. | 1.3767 | 0.03770 | 223 | 162 | 44 | 17 |
1555 | I reckon I should've guessed when the farrier drove up in a Tesla" | 1.3767 | 0.04029 | 223 | 153 | 56 | 14 |
1556 | I'm off to New York City to become a clothes horse | 1.3767 | 0.04457 | 223 | 162 | 38 | 23 |
1557 | If you can wear that hat....... | 1.3767 | 0.03978 | 223 | 152 | 58 | 13 |
1558 | Don't be finnicky now. I bought you a new set of shoes. | 1.3767 | 0.04721 | 223 | 168 | 26 | 29 |
1559 | I'm feeling hot to trot. | 1.3767 | 0.04272 | 223 | 158 | 46 | 19 |
1560 | Gender is a social construct, Dale. | 1.3767 | 0.03876 | 223 | 150 | 62 | 11 |
1561 | Yeah my regular guys ‘sbeen shuttered through this whole #covid thing | 1.3767 | 0.04591 | 223 | 165 | 32 | 26 |
1562 | Are we in a red or blue state? | 1.3761 | 0.04193 | 218 | 152 | 50 | 16 |
1563 | I know folks will talk . But admit it does add a soupcon of color in these here parts. | 1.3761 | 0.03906 | 218 | 153 | 51 | 14 |
1564 | 'I went with the Mules.' | 1.3761 | 0.04292 | 218 | 154 | 46 | 18 |
1565 | Tell me your pronouns. | 1.3761 | 0.04193 | 218 | 152 | 50 | 16 |
1566 | They're no more ridiculous than that hat of yours! | 1.3761 | 0.04341 | 218 | 155 | 44 | 19 |
1567 | SO THAT'S THE NEW FASHION OF HORSESHOES" | 1.3761 | 0.04804 | 218 | 165 | 24 | 29 |
1568 | Huh. Well, while we're on the topic: just how many gallons of hat are "practical"? | 1.3761 | 0.04065 | 218 | 152 | 51 | 15 |
1569 | I have to take my hat off to you, shoes really do maketh the horse. | 1.3761 | 0.04091 | 218 | 150 | 54 | 14 |
1570 | The economy sure has taken a turn. I’m a horse. | 1.3761 | 0.04891 | 218 | 167 | 20 | 31 |
1571 | I couldn't decide which pair I liked better. So I got them both. | 1.3756 | 0.04102 | 221 | 153 | 53 | 15 |
1572 | One foot two foot red foot blue foot. | 1.3750 | 0.04209 | 224 | 158 | 48 | 18 |
1573 | It was then Bill realized he needed to address his horse's online shopping addiction | 1.3750 | 0.04452 | 200 | 141 | 43 | 16 |
1574 | You know they can’t see your shoes on Zoom right? | 1.3750 | 0.04319 | 216 | 153 | 45 | 18 |
1575 | Wasn’t sure which way Texas will go this November... | 1.3750 | 0.04009 | 216 | 147 | 57 | 12 |
1576 | It was then that Ted realized he’d have to be way more specific with the new farrier. | 1.3750 | 0.04062 | 216 | 148 | 55 | 13 |
1577 | Who says sensible shoes can't be fabulous | 1.3750 | 0.04167 | 216 | 150 | 51 | 15 |
1578 | Transgender horse | 1.3744 | 0.04719 | 219 | 167 | 23 | 29 |
1579 | They're more sensible than that hat. | 1.3738 | 0.03921 | 214 | 144 | 60 | 10 |
1580 | Imelda called. She wants her shoes back. | 1.3738 | 0.04295 | 214 | 151 | 46 | 17 |
1581 | It's not clip-clop, clip-clop anymore. It's tip-tap, tip-tap now. | 1.3738 | 0.04244 | 214 | 150 | 48 | 16 |
1582 | I’ve just been feeling like the west isn’t wild anymore and I thought this might help. | 1.3738 | 0.04086 | 214 | 147 | 54 | 13 |
1583 | These are ruby slippers and blue suede shoes. What's your hat? | 1.3738 | 0.04244 | 214 | 150 | 48 | 16 |
1584 | Well, you always said I was a horse of a different color. | 1.3738 | 0.04032 | 214 | 146 | 56 | 12 |
1585 | Come on, Todd - Lisa and I hired this horse outfit for the fancy dress party and all you could do was put on a HAT?? | 1.3738 | 0.04346 | 214 | 152 | 44 | 18 |
1586 | The shoes make the mane. | 1.3738 | 0.04244 | 214 | 150 | 48 | 16 |
1587 | Feels nice to finally dress up and get outside | 1.3738 | 0.03921 | 214 | 144 | 60 | 10 |
1588 | I have another identical two pairs back in my stable. | 1.3737 | 0.04813 | 198 | 146 | 30 | 22 |
1589 | I like to throw people off. | 1.3737 | 0.04367 | 190 | 131 | 47 | 12 |
1590 | They ran out of horseshoes. | 1.3726 | 0.04573 | 212 | 155 | 35 | 22 |
1591 | I think I still like the zebra heels we saw at the last place | 1.3726 | 0.04217 | 212 | 148 | 49 | 15 |
1592 | You got it wrong. The reds should be on your left hoofs and the greens on your right. | 1.3726 | 0.04524 | 212 | 154 | 37 | 21 |
1593 | You can wear those again after Labor Day | 1.3726 | 0.02343 | 212 | 160 | 41 | 11 |
1594 | Look, if you can accept the fact that I am a talking horse, it shouldn't be much of a stretch to believe I might want color-coordinated shoes." | 1.3726 | 0.04322 | 212 | 150 | 45 | 17 |
1595 | Your hat makes my shoes look funny. | 1.3726 | 0.04424 | 212 | 152 | 41 | 19 |
1596 | Relax, they're vegan leather | 1.3726 | 0.04217 | 212 | 153 | 41 | 18 |
1597 | It’s festive, I’ll give you that. | 1.3726 | 0.04028 | 212 | 147 | 52 | 13 |
1598 | Well it depends, is it a formal posse or more casual? | 1.3726 | 0.04217 | 212 | 148 | 49 | 15 |
1599 | Dress for the job you want,” they said | 1.3726 | 0.04110 | 212 | 146 | 53 | 13 |
1600 | I believed you when you said you could run in anything but I thought you meant mud or snow | 1.3721 | 0.04477 | 215 | 156 | 38 | 21 |
1601 | This should throw them off our trail. | 1.3714 | 0.04401 | 210 | 150 | 42 | 18 |
1602 | What’s with the weird hat? | 1.3714 | 0.04297 | 210 | 148 | 46 | 16 |
1603 | when you can't decide you buy them in both colors....... | 1.3714 | 0.04189 | 210 | 146 | 50 | 14 |
1604 | I couldn’t resist. Two pair for the price of one. | 1.3714 | 0.04604 | 210 | 154 | 34 | 22 |
1605 | I just hope it's not too matchy matchy. | 1.3714 | 0.04023 | 210 | 143 | 56 | 11 |
1606 | Is there a problem? | 1.3714 | 0.03698 | 210 | 155 | 39 | 16 |
1607 | It’s called fashion George... | 1.3714 | 0.04453 | 210 | 151 | 40 | 19 |
1608 | You know, we need to do something about your look. Hop on and I'll give you a ride over to see my stylist. That hat has got to go. | 1.3714 | 0.04653 | 210 | 155 | 32 | 23 |
1609 | So this is what it means to be all dressed up with nowhere to go, huh? | 1.3714 | 0.04297 | 210 | 151 | 43 | 16 |
1610 | If they aren't made of iron and nailed to my feet, I can't say I care what color they are. | 1.3702 | 0.04103 | 208 | 143 | 53 | 12 |
1611 | Your hat looks like my penis. | 1.3702 | 0.04734 | 208 | 155 | 29 | 24 |
1612 | Fine! You’re a “Carrie” | 1.3702 | 0.04879 | 208 | 158 | 23 | 27 |
1613 | So you’re telling me Dressage has nothing to do with how you dress? | 1.3697 | 0.04384 | 211 | 151 | 42 | 18 |
1614 | The Old West is dead. | 1.3689 | 0.04185 | 206 | 143 | 50 | 13 |
1615 | You got your hat. I got my shoes. | 1.3689 | 0.04459 | 206 | 148 | 40 | 18 |
1616 | Sorry, pal, when I'm wearing Manolo Blahniks you have to ride off into the sunset without me. | 1.3689 | 0.04564 | 206 | 150 | 36 | 20 |
1617 | They didn’t have the metal ones in my color. | 1.3689 | 0.04241 | 206 | 144 | 48 | 14 |
1618 | Relax, I used the stud fee. | 1.3689 | 0.04185 | 206 | 143 | 50 | 13 |
1619 | I am wearing them, so yes, technically they are. | 1.3689 | 0.04297 | 206 | 145 | 46 | 15 |
1620 | So is your hat, Doug. | 1.3689 | 0.04667 | 206 | 152 | 32 | 22 |
1621 | You're new here, aren't you? | 1.3684 | 0.04143 | 209 | 145 | 51 | 13 |
1622 | I told you I as unstable | 1.3676 | 0.04488 | 204 | 147 | 39 | 18 |
1623 | You wear that hat...I wear these shoes. | 1.3676 | 0.04324 | 204 | 144 | 45 | 15 |
1624 | Said he with the polka dot undies. | 1.3676 | 0.04488 | 204 | 147 | 39 | 18 |
1625 | The veterinarian says I’m making good progress in my transition. | 1.3676 | 0.04065 | 204 | 142 | 50 | 12 |
1626 | Which ones go better with my saddle? | 1.3676 | 0.04324 | 204 | 144 | 45 | 15 |
1627 | So when did you become the fashion sheriff? | 1.3676 | 0.04542 | 204 | 148 | 37 | 19 |
1628 | I AM READY FOR THE COONA VIRUS YOKO EICHEL,WOODLAND HILLS, CA | 1.3676 | 0.05140 | 204 | 160 | 13 | 31 |
1629 | You've been seeing that young mare again, have'nt you | 1.3676 | 0.04379 | 204 | 145 | 43 | 16 |
1630 | Texas is a swing state this year so I’m hedging my bets | 1.3676 | 0.04488 | 204 | 147 | 39 | 18 |
1631 | Sorry sir. No mask, no ride | 1.3676 | 0.04488 | 204 | 147 | 39 | 18 |
1632 | Just because it's work from home, doesn't mean I can't dress up! | 1.3676 | 0.04324 | 204 | 146 | 42 | 16 |
1633 | You’ve been watching Pimp My Ride again, haven’t you? | 1.3676 | 0.04324 | 204 | 144 | 45 | 15 |
1634 | It's 2020, don't act like you're surprised. | 1.3676 | 0.04488 | 204 | 147 | 39 | 18 |
1635 | Like everyone else, I have a full closet and nowhere to go | 1.3676 | 0.04094 | 204 | 150 | 38 | 16 |
1636 | I think the saleswoman took me for a ride | 1.3676 | 0.04153 | 204 | 141 | 51 | 12 |
1637 | I’m moving to Brooklyn, Dan | 1.3676 | 0.04094 | 204 | 140 | 53 | 11 |
1638 | They're orthopedic, ok? | 1.3663 | 0.04626 | 202 | 148 | 34 | 20 |
1639 | It looks like Biden's in front and Trump's behind. | 1.3663 | 0.04518 | 202 | 146 | 38 | 18 |
1640 | No, Sheriff. I have no idea where your shoes are. | 1.3663 | 0.04119 | 202 | 149 | 36 | 17 |
1641 | It’s called retail therapy, Bob. 💁🏻♀️ | 1.3663 | 0.04731 | 202 | 150 | 30 | 22 |
1642 | You’ve changed, Trigger. | 1.3663 | 0.04237 | 202 | 141 | 48 | 13 |
1643 | Horse, Shoes, Hat, Saddle, Man | 1.3659 | 0.04362 | 205 | 146 | 43 | 16 |
1644 | " Dang! They mistook 'horseshoes' for "house shoes". | 1.3650 | 0.04493 | 200 | 144 | 39 | 17 |
1645 | Yeah? Well, I don't like your hat either. | 1.3650 | 0.04264 | 200 | 140 | 47 | 13 |
1646 | Really? Open-toed shoes. That's sagebrush out there. | 1.3650 | 0.04234 | 200 | 142 | 44 | 14 |
1647 | Before you say something, these are Manolos and not knock-offs. | 1.3650 | 0.04234 | 200 | 145 | 40 | 15 |
1648 | Jealous, cowboy? | 1.3650 | 0.04021 | 200 | 138 | 52 | 10 |
1649 | My hooves my choice | 1.3650 | 0.04234 | 200 | 142 | 44 | 14 |
1650 | That was a pretty damned discouraging word. | 1.3650 | 0.04264 | 200 | 140 | 47 | 13 |
1651 | The blue ones 'clip' and the red ones 'clop'. | 1.3650 | 0.04712 | 200 | 148 | 31 | 21 |
1652 | You're wondering about the shoes, admit it. | 1.3650 | 0.04322 | 200 | 141 | 45 | 14 |
1653 | What? Do I have something stuck in my teeth? | 1.3650 | 0.04322 | 200 | 141 | 45 | 14 |
1654 | There's a shoe store charge on my credit card bill. Know anything about it? | 1.3650 | 0.04322 | 200 | 141 | 45 | 14 |
1655 | I know what you're thinking... I look ridiculous wearing this saddle. | 1.3650 | 0.04322 | 200 | 141 | 45 | 14 |
1656 | What? You think they would look better with socks? | 1.3650 | 0.04204 | 200 | 139 | 49 | 12 |
1657 | Trust me. If I just click my hind legs, we'll be back home in Kansas. | 1.3650 | 0.04322 | 200 | 141 | 45 | 14 |
1658 | What I do in my own time is my own business | 1.3650 | 0.04380 | 200 | 142 | 43 | 15 |
1659 | Big date tonight? | 1.3650 | 0.03894 | 200 | 144 | 44 | 12 |
1660 | I tell you Lawrence, it’s the first thing the chicks notice | 1.3650 | 0.04380 | 200 | 142 | 43 | 15 |
1661 | These gender reveals are really getting out of hand | 1.3650 | 0.04264 | 200 | 140 | 47 | 13 |
1662 | I’ve got plans. | 1.3650 | 0.04322 | 200 | 141 | 45 | 14 |
1663 | Well, I think your hat looks ridiculous | 1.3650 | 0.04380 | 200 | 142 | 43 | 15 |
1664 | You change your hat I'll change my shoes😂. | 1.3650 | 0.04493 | 200 | 144 | 39 | 17 |
1665 | Saddle up hombre, we're going dancing. | 1.3645 | 0.04277 | 203 | 143 | 46 | 14 |
1666 | You can't walk into a bar wearing those. | 1.3645 | 0.04277 | 203 | 148 | 38 | 17 |
1667 | Manolo Blahnik, Jimmy Choo, I can't make up my mind..... | 1.3645 | 0.03858 | 203 | 148 | 41 | 14 |
1668 | ...and my pronouns are They/Them. | 1.3636 | 0.04580 | 198 | 144 | 36 | 18 |
1669 | No, they don't make you ankles look fat. | 1.3636 | 0.02471 | 198 | 150 | 39 | 9 |
1670 | 80s night at the rodeo again? | 1.3636 | 0.04231 | 198 | 138 | 48 | 12 |
1671 | I gotta be me. | 1.3636 | 0.04108 | 198 | 136 | 52 | 10 |
1672 | I remember some loco weed. Then a cute pony said, " let's paint your toenails," and then I woke up like this. | 1.3636 | 0.04495 | 198 | 145 | 35 | 18 |
1673 | You told me that to really understand you, I should walk a mile in your shoes. | 1.3636 | 0.04231 | 198 | 138 | 48 | 12 |
1674 | It ain't about political parties, Tex, and it ain't about gender ambivalence. It's about somebody not knowing how to shoe a horse. | 1.3636 | 0.04409 | 198 | 141 | 42 | 15 |
1675 | You, look silly in that hat.. | 1.3636 | 0.04467 | 198 | 142 | 40 | 16 |
1676 | What's your excuse for not having a mask | 1.3636 | 0.04321 | 198 | 145 | 37 | 16 |
1677 | The hat's a little much, don't you think? | 1.3636 | 0.04467 | 198 | 142 | 40 | 16 |
1678 | I’m very sorry, Silver, but the Governor says we must socially distance. | 1.3636 | 0.04745 | 198 | 147 | 30 | 21 |
1679 | Don't ask, Don't tell. | 1.3636 | 0.03645 | 198 | 142 | 46 | 10 |
1680 | They're different colors so I know which ones to rotate. | 1.3636 | 0.04231 | 198 | 138 | 48 | 12 |
1681 | I said horseshoes. Those are cross trainers | 1.3636 | 0.04350 | 198 | 142 | 41 | 15 |
1682 | As soon as you remove that ridiculous hat. | 1.3636 | 0.04231 | 198 | 138 | 48 | 12 |
1683 | In my defense, they were the only four they had in my size. | 1.3636 | 0.04350 | 198 | 140 | 44 | 14 |
1684 | I get it. You heard me say I was putting you out to stud, and you think it's party time. | 1.3636 | 0.04524 | 198 | 143 | 38 | 17 |
1685 | It was BOGO so I figured, "Why not?" | 1.3636 | 0.04636 | 198 | 145 | 34 | 19 |
1686 | Well, of course you have to break them in first. | 1.3636 | 0.03274 | 198 | 147 | 40 | 11 |
1687 | Yea......Should have gone with the boots. | 1.3636 | 0.04108 | 198 | 136 | 52 | 10 |
1688 | Tim, I think we should talk about toxic masculinity. | 1.3636 | 0.04108 | 198 | 136 | 52 | 10 |
1689 | I’m nonpartisan. | 1.3636 | 0.04350 | 198 | 140 | 44 | 14 |
1690 | It shouldn't be difficult for you to wrap your head around gender fluidity Jack! | 1.3636 | 0.02901 | 198 | 147 | 41 | 10 |
1691 | Yeah sure, but first you lose the hat. | 1.3636 | 0.04467 | 198 | 142 | 40 | 16 |
1692 | You've been seeing that Parisian blacksmith again, haven't you? | 1.3632 | 0.04362 | 201 | 143 | 43 | 15 |
1693 | Have you been using my Amazon account, again?" | 1.3632 | 0.04530 | 201 | 146 | 37 | 18 |
1694 | Don't tell me. This is your first rodeo. | 1.3632 | 0.04305 | 201 | 142 | 45 | 14 |
1695 | Listen Bill, in all our years I never mentioned the hat. You’re going to need to give me this | 1.3632 | 0.04305 | 201 | 142 | 45 | 14 |
1696 | Yes, I've been seeing someone else. How did you know? | 1.3627 | 0.04145 | 204 | 142 | 50 | 12 |
1697 | It’s called fashion, Walker. Look it up. | 1.3627 | 0.04481 | 204 | 148 | 38 | 18 |
1698 | Well, come on, Joe, I don't think rhinestone cowboys should have all the fun. | 1.3627 | 0.04260 | 204 | 144 | 46 | 14 |
1699 | I didn't say whores' shoes, Buck! | 1.3622 | 0.04612 | 196 | 143 | 35 | 18 |
1700 | With a long sigh, Hank whispered to himself, "Well, horses actually are red-green colorblind." | 1.3622 | 0.04497 | 196 | 141 | 39 | 16 |
1701 | No really, they actually make you faster. | 1.3622 | 0.04319 | 196 | 138 | 45 | 13 |
1702 | What do you mean they don't match? I was lucky to find ANY shoes in your size! | 1.3622 | 0.04438 | 196 | 140 | 41 | 15 |
1703 | It’s for the gender reveal party. They’re having twins. | 1.3622 | 0.04258 | 196 | 137 | 47 | 12 |
1704 | They were buy one pair get one free. | 1.3622 | 0.04438 | 196 | 140 | 41 | 15 |
1705 | Why don’t you ever wear the heels I bought you for your birthday? | 1.3622 | 0.04497 | 196 | 141 | 39 | 16 |
1706 | Oh God, I can't feel my toes! | 1.3622 | 0.04497 | 196 | 141 | 39 | 16 |
1707 | These shoes were made for walkin', Ted. | 1.3618 | 0.04332 | 199 | 141 | 44 | 14 |
1708 | You like them? I got them on Rodeo Drive. | 1.3618 | 0.04390 | 199 | 142 | 42 | 15 |
1709 | Do these shoes make me look fat? | 1.3618 | 0.04390 | 199 | 142 | 42 | 15 |
1710 | Come on, you promised...and I’m wearing my dancing shoes. | 1.3618 | 0.04332 | 199 | 141 | 44 | 14 |
1711 | You know, I think you should have chosen the saddle shoes. | 1.3618 | 0.04153 | 199 | 138 | 50 | 11 |
1712 | Let's see them call me a dark horse now. | 1.3618 | 0.04273 | 199 | 140 | 46 | 13 |
1713 | I haven’t seen my feet in years. | 1.3618 | 0.04561 | 199 | 145 | 36 | 18 |
1714 | You didn't check the mirror before you left the stable, did you? | 1.3618 | 0.04670 | 199 | 147 | 32 | 20 |
1715 | Technically, that’s salsa. The trot is red, red blue, blue. | 1.3618 | 0.04505 | 199 | 144 | 38 | 17 |
1716 | I never asked why your hat is so large. | 1.3618 | 0.04361 | 199 | 144 | 39 | 16 |
1717 | The lumbar support in horseshoes is terrible | 1.3618 | 0.04505 | 199 | 144 | 38 | 17 |
1718 | Because the high heels were killing me, that's why. | 1.3618 | 0.04390 | 199 | 142 | 42 | 15 |
1719 | So you think Texas is a swing state too? | 1.3618 | 0.04505 | 199 | 144 | 38 | 17 |
1720 | I was hoping for a kitten heel but the smithy said they'd exasperate my charley horse. | 1.3618 | 0.04390 | 199 | 142 | 42 | 15 |
1721 | Would it kill you to change out of your work clothes on date night? | 1.3618 | 0.04213 | 199 | 139 | 48 | 12 |
1722 | One day every horse will be wearing shoes and we’ll be rich. | 1.3618 | 0.04213 | 199 | 139 | 48 | 12 |
1723 | I didn’t know they were yours. | 1.3614 | 0.04229 | 202 | 144 | 44 | 14 |
1724 | This always happens when you order shoes online. | 1.3614 | 0.04344 | 202 | 146 | 40 | 16 |
1725 | That's what happens when you order online. | 1.3614 | 0.04511 | 202 | 147 | 37 | 18 |
1726 | I borrowed them from your girlfriend when you said I needed some whore's shoes. | 1.3608 | 0.04586 | 194 | 141 | 36 | 17 |
1727 | I heard the blacksmiths had go through diversity training | 1.3608 | 0.04868 | 194 | 146 | 26 | 22 |
1728 | Seriously, how often do you really look at a man's shoes? | 1.3608 | 0.04701 | 194 | 143 | 32 | 19 |
1729 | Neither one. I like the stilettos better. | 1.3608 | 0.04316 | 194 | 139 | 41 | 14 |
1730 | I didn’t hear you come home last night. | 1.3608 | 0.04158 | 194 | 134 | 50 | 10 |
1731 | I found the shoes at the bridle shop. | 1.3608 | 0.04061 | 194 | 140 | 41 | 13 |
1732 | I think the expression is “Horse of a Different Color”, not “Horse Shoes of a Different Color.” | 1.3608 | 0.04644 | 194 | 142 | 34 | 18 |
1733 | Sure, they're comfortable. But that's not the point now, is it? | 1.3608 | 0.04527 | 194 | 140 | 38 | 16 |
1734 | So sue me for trying to spice up the relationship a bit. | 1.3608 | 0.04408 | 194 | 138 | 42 | 14 |
1735 | They didn't have any in purple. | 1.3608 | 0.04158 | 194 | 134 | 50 | 10 |
1736 | These don’t even f*cking match, Dale. | 1.3604 | 0.04301 | 197 | 139 | 45 | 13 |
1737 | Mules. I should have gotten mules. | 1.3600 | 0.04541 | 200 | 146 | 36 | 18 |
1738 | You would tell me if I looked ridiculous, right? | 1.3600 | 0.04314 | 200 | 142 | 44 | 14 |
1739 | they were out of brown....... | 1.3596 | 0.04492 | 203 | 148 | 37 | 18 |
1740 | I need a new saddle. | 1.3596 | 0.04212 | 203 | 143 | 47 | 13 |
1741 | You don’t say a word about my horse slippers and I will forgo all my jokes regarding the short cowboy with the ridiculous hat taller than he is. | 1.3594 | 0.04588 | 192 | 142 | 32 | 18 |
1742 | You specifically said, ‘Let’s play a game of horseshoes,’ | 1.3594 | 0.04118 | 192 | 132 | 51 | 9 |
1743 | You forgot your socks. | 1.3594 | 0.04558 | 192 | 139 | 37 | 16 |
1744 | Funny story, actually—turns out, my front hooves are slightly bigger than my hind hooves. | 1.3594 | 0.04498 | 192 | 138 | 39 | 15 |
1745 | All you needed was a mask. | 1.3594 | 0.04848 | 192 | 144 | 27 | 21 |
1746 | Did you have too much pizzaz for your posse too? | 1.3594 | 0.04558 | 192 | 139 | 37 | 16 |
1747 | I'm gonna need an Italian saddle now. | 1.3590 | 0.04808 | 156 | 110 | 36 | 10 |
1748 | You're probably wondering, why not boots? | 1.3590 | 0.04141 | 195 | 135 | 50 | 10 |
1749 | Which pair goes best with my saddle? | 1.3590 | 0.04141 | 195 | 140 | 42 | 13 |
1750 | At least you’re not wearing the crocs anymore... | 1.3590 | 0.04109 | 195 | 137 | 47 | 11 |
1751 | Don't judge me. | 1.3579 | 0.04404 | 190 | 135 | 42 | 13 |
1752 | Is that what you're going to wear? | 1.3579 | 0.04710 | 190 | 140 | 32 | 18 |
1753 | Oh, these? | 1.3579 | 0.04211 | 190 | 132 | 48 | 10 |
1754 | If this is a gender reveal, I’m confused. | 1.3579 | 0.04651 | 190 | 139 | 34 | 17 |
1755 | No offense, but the hat screams 'Napoleon complex'. | 1.3579 | 0.04404 | 190 | 135 | 42 | 13 |
1756 | Does my saddle look too tight? | 1.3579 | 0.04341 | 190 | 134 | 44 | 12 |
1757 | Red is for port. Green is for starboard. Go back and try again. | 1.3579 | 0.04590 | 190 | 138 | 36 | 16 |
1758 | I told you there was no hoof support in those, but no, you had to have them | 1.3579 | 0.04276 | 190 | 133 | 46 | 11 |
1759 | Have You Been in my Closet? | 1.3579 | 0.04467 | 190 | 136 | 40 | 14 |
1760 | Trigger, the red shoes are darling. The green ones, meh. | 1.3579 | 0.04144 | 190 | 133 | 47 | 10 |
1761 | horse shoes?.... I thought you said house shoes. | 1.3579 | 0.04769 | 190 | 141 | 30 | 19 |
1762 | While you may be an Old Cowhand from the Rio Grande, I'm a Prancing Stallion from Manhattan. So there!" | 1.3579 | 0.04467 | 190 | 136 | 40 | 14 |
1763 | I'm a horse of different colors. | 1.3579 | 0.04211 | 190 | 132 | 48 | 10 |
1764 | Step one: THINK like a triple crown winner! | 1.3575 | 0.03804 | 179 | 135 | 32 | 12 |
1765 | Business in the front, rodeo in the back. | 1.3575 | 0.04231 | 193 | 140 | 39 | 14 |
1766 | Would You want to wear steel shoes? | 1.3575 | 0.04418 | 193 | 138 | 41 | 14 |
1767 | Actually, I'm a horse of two different colors! | 1.3575 | 0.04656 | 193 | 142 | 33 | 18 |
1768 | Think we ordered from the same catalog! | 1.3575 | 0.04882 | 193 | 146 | 25 | 22 |
1769 | You really don't think they make my butt look big? | 1.3575 | 0.04656 | 193 | 142 | 33 | 18 |
1770 | I just needed to feel like a filly again, you know? | 1.3571 | 0.04124 | 196 | 136 | 50 | 10 |
1771 | The virus stole my sense of taste | 1.3564 | 0.04498 | 188 | 135 | 39 | 14 |
1772 | That’s when it occurred to Barton that he’d forgotten one crucial word in his online search for horseshoes. | 1.3564 | 0.04370 | 188 | 133 | 43 | 12 |
1773 | They were out of horseshoes | 1.3564 | 0.04370 | 188 | 133 | 43 | 12 |
1774 | I just hope my wife doesn't see us. | 1.3564 | 0.04370 | 188 | 133 | 43 | 12 |
1775 | I know they’re yours, and I’ll take them off when you start wearing a mask. | 1.3564 | 0.04237 | 188 | 138 | 36 | 14 |
1776 | I couldn't decide so I bought both. | 1.3560 | 0.04126 | 191 | 132 | 50 | 9 |
1777 | Well sure, but you didn’t say WHERE the different color had to be. | 1.3560 | 0.04747 | 191 | 142 | 30 | 19 |
1778 | You didn't specify which type of horseshoe, Pete. | 1.3560 | 0.04258 | 191 | 134 | 46 | 11 |
1779 | What? They came in his & hers | 1.3560 | 0.04862 | 191 | 144 | 26 | 21 |
1780 | Because iron is, like, sooooo last century! | 1.3557 | 0.04338 | 194 | 138 | 43 | 13 |
1781 | Horses are dichromatic, not colorblind pardner. | 1.3557 | 0.03205 | 194 | 144 | 41 | 9 |
1782 | I know, I know...drunk shopping online again. | 1.3550 | 0.04188 | 200 | 141 | 47 | 12 |
1783 | We are NOT getting a saddle to match your shoes! | 1.3550 | 0.04306 | 200 | 143 | 43 | 14 |
1784 | They’re Mare Jordans | 1.3548 | 0.04196 | 186 | 129 | 48 | 9 |
1785 | No, I have never heard of a "gender-reveal" promenade. | 1.3548 | 0.04593 | 186 | 135 | 36 | 15 |
1786 | Have you been reading Doctor Seuss again? | 1.3548 | 0.04593 | 186 | 135 | 36 | 15 |
1787 | Who said you could wear open-toed shoes? | 1.3548 | 0.04718 | 186 | 137 | 32 | 17 |
1788 | You're wearing a penis on your head and you're criticizing my look? | 1.3548 | 0.04656 | 186 | 136 | 34 | 16 |
1789 | What do you mean you identify as non-binary? | 1.3548 | 0.04464 | 186 | 133 | 40 | 13 |
1790 | I you are wearing that hat then I am wearing these shoes | 1.3548 | 0.04656 | 186 | 136 | 34 | 16 |
1791 | You have your hat. I have my shoes. | 1.3548 | 0.04332 | 186 | 131 | 44 | 11 |
1792 | This way we’ll cover our tracks . | 1.3548 | 0.04464 | 186 | 133 | 40 | 13 |
1793 | Despite my best efforts, I still feel like I have two left feet. | 1.3548 | 0.04399 | 186 | 132 | 42 | 12 |
1794 | You’ll have to show me what’s under that hat first. | 1.3545 | 0.03907 | 189 | 135 | 44 | 10 |
1795 | Trigger? I told you that you can't be both a Republican and a Democrat! | 1.3545 | 0.04723 | 189 | 140 | 31 | 18 |
1796 | You'll never guess what they're out of. | 1.3545 | 0.04219 | 189 | 132 | 47 | 10 |
1797 | You're not the only one that gets bored. | 1.3545 | 0.04083 | 189 | 130 | 51 | 8 |
1798 | I’d say the front pair is a little bit Country and the back a little bit Rock ‘N Roll. | 1.3545 | 0.04350 | 189 | 134 | 43 | 12 |
1799 | This must be your first rodeo....? | 1.3545 | 0.04602 | 189 | 138 | 35 | 16 |
1800 | I love shoes and I love shopping. So shoot me. | 1.3545 | 0.04350 | 189 | 134 | 43 | 12 |
1801 | It's 2020 Dale. Hop on or back off. | 1.3545 | 0.04540 | 189 | 137 | 37 | 15 |
1802 | The only reason you’re still taller than me is because you’re in heels | 1.3545 | 0.04840 | 189 | 142 | 27 | 20 |
1803 | I see you've been to the Shoe Barn | 1.3545 | 0.04350 | 189 | 134 | 43 | 12 |
1804 | I would go with the designer pair. | 1.3545 | 0.04350 | 189 | 136 | 40 | 13 |
1805 | Stand behind me and say that again. | 1.3545 | 0.04540 | 189 | 137 | 37 | 15 |
1806 | Too wild? | 1.3545 | 0.04350 | 189 | 134 | 43 | 12 |
1807 | Should I go with the satin or velvet saddle? | 1.3545 | 0.04415 | 189 | 135 | 41 | 13 |
1808 | My pronouns are they, them. | 1.3545 | 0.04540 | 189 | 137 | 37 | 15 |
1809 | Why the long hat, Fred? | 1.3545 | 0.04602 | 189 | 138 | 35 | 16 |
1810 | No big deal, I'm colorblind. | 1.3545 | 0.04219 | 189 | 132 | 47 | 10 |
1811 | I know they aren’t practical, but I got a terrific deal. | 1.3545 | 0.04252 | 189 | 140 | 34 | 15 |
1812 | As a Texan, I'm undecided in 2020. | 1.3545 | 0.04415 | 189 | 135 | 41 | 13 |
1813 | Well--more practical than the high heals | 1.3545 | 0.02003 | 189 | 139 | 46 | 4 |
1814 | I’m leaving you to pursue my career in tap dancing | 1.3545 | 0.04350 | 189 | 136 | 40 | 13 |
1815 | I guess that’s why you don’t name a horse Imelda | 1.3545 | 0.04540 | 189 | 137 | 37 | 15 |
1816 | When Jimmy woke up he realised that maybe he did not have that drunken threesome after all. | 1.3545 | 0.04540 | 189 | 137 | 37 | 15 |
1817 | Hey cowboy, my eyes are up here! | 1.3542 | 0.04366 | 192 | 137 | 42 | 13 |
1818 | Like my mules? | 1.3538 | 0.04440 | 195 | 141 | 39 | 15 |
1819 | Oh, says the guy with no girlfriend and leather chaps. | 1.3533 | 0.04429 | 184 | 131 | 41 | 12 |
1820 | I guess the new smith, didn't know if you were a mare or a gelding? | 1.3532 | 0.04782 | 201 | 153 | 25 | 23 |
1821 | Hey man, I don’t see color. | 1.3532 | 0.04569 | 201 | 149 | 33 | 19 |
1822 | You didn't like the flip-flops either. | 1.3529 | 0.04572 | 187 | 136 | 36 | 15 |
1823 | When the other ‘boys said you were “all hat, no cattle,” they didn’t know the half of it. | 1.3529 | 0.04444 | 187 | 134 | 40 | 13 |
1824 | Damn autocorrect! I meant galloping around town, NOT galavanting around town | 1.3529 | 0.04280 | 187 | 134 | 41 | 12 |
1825 | They're my dancing shoes. | 1.3526 | 0.04395 | 190 | 136 | 41 | 13 |
1826 | Which go best with my saddle -- the pink or the green? | 1.3526 | 0.04168 | 190 | 135 | 44 | 11 |
1827 | What? You said I needed new shoes. | 1.3526 | 0.04331 | 190 | 135 | 43 | 12 |
1828 | You're the one who had me gelded,so cut me a little slack here. | 1.3526 | 0.04267 | 190 | 134 | 45 | 11 |
1829 | They're supposed to increase horsepower by 5 percent. | 1.3526 | 0.04458 | 190 | 137 | 39 | 14 |
1830 | ... and now I can't get them off | 1.3526 | 0.04581 | 190 | 139 | 35 | 16 |
1831 | « I thought the bowling lanes let you keep them, no horsing around!» | 1.3526 | 0.04581 | 190 | 139 | 35 | 16 |
1832 | It's called fashion, Steve. | 1.3523 | 0.04409 | 193 | 139 | 40 | 14 |
1833 | It does hide the bald spot. | 1.3523 | 0.04222 | 193 | 136 | 46 | 11 |
1834 | Lovely, but you couldn’t find your saddle shoes? | 1.3523 | 0.04470 | 193 | 140 | 38 | 15 |
1835 | Metal is soo yesterday. | 1.3523 | 0.04285 | 193 | 137 | 44 | 12 |
1836 | Well, I don't like your hat. | 1.3516 | 0.04850 | 182 | 136 | 28 | 18 |
1837 | We'll need to rotate them every thousand miles or so. | 1.3516 | 0.04526 | 182 | 131 | 38 | 13 |
1838 | If you tell me where you bought your hat I’ll tell you where I bought my shoes. | 1.3516 | 0.04526 | 182 | 131 | 38 | 13 |
1839 | No Roy, I didn't say "whore's shoes." | 1.3516 | 0.04723 | 182 | 134 | 32 | 16 |
1840 | What name did they say again, Dorothy or Elvis? | 1.3516 | 0.04974 | 182 | 138 | 24 | 20 |
1841 | Blacksmith's working from home. | 1.3516 | 0.04390 | 182 | 129 | 42 | 11 |
1842 | Oh, yeah? Well I think your hat looks stupid. | 1.3516 | 0.04250 | 182 | 127 | 46 | 9 |
1843 | Lose the hat first, then we can talk. | 1.3516 | 0.04593 | 182 | 132 | 36 | 14 |
1844 | Yeah, I know. A talking horse. | 1.3516 | 0.03141 | 182 | 137 | 36 | 9 |
1845 | What, do I have something in my teeth? | 1.3516 | 0.04390 | 182 | 129 | 42 | 11 |
1846 | Elvis a coming and Judy Garland a going. | 1.3516 | 0.04723 | 182 | 134 | 32 | 16 |
1847 | You're really gonna judge me with that hat on? | 1.3516 | 0.04659 | 182 | 133 | 34 | 15 |
1848 | Am I too hot to trot? | 1.3516 | 0.04787 | 182 | 135 | 30 | 17 |
1849 | Everything isn't always black and white, partner. | 1.3515 | 0.04924 | 165 | 121 | 30 | 14 |
1850 | Now that I gave you those horseshoes you wanted, you expect me to carry you? | 1.3500 | 0.05012 | 180 | 137 | 23 | 20 |
1851 | Well if you must know, my mother was part Lipizzaner. What’s your excuse for the hat? | 1.3500 | 0.04277 | 180 | 126 | 45 | 9 |
1852 | Ever have one of those days when you just can't make up your mind? | 1.3500 | 0.04054 | 180 | 123 | 51 | 6 |
1853 | I’m a horseshoe influencer. | 1.3500 | 0.04626 | 180 | 131 | 35 | 14 |
1854 | I guess you heard they are shooting this western in technicolor? | 1.3500 | 0.04130 | 180 | 134 | 34 | 12 |
1855 | Bad news. The dancing bear got the job. | 1.3497 | 0.04637 | 183 | 134 | 34 | 15 |
1856 | Look, you can lead me to water, but I’ll make sure I look damn good getting there! | 1.3497 | 0.04506 | 183 | 132 | 38 | 13 |
1857 | Okay, now you go walk a mile in my shoes. | 1.3483 | 0.04451 | 178 | 127 | 40 | 11 |
1858 | These are horseshoes version 2.0 | 1.3483 | 0.04660 | 178 | 135 | 26 | 17 |
1859 | Sockless too - on point buddy. | 1.3483 | 0.04521 | 178 | 128 | 38 | 12 |
1860 | Hopefully this draws attention away from the fact that you can talk. | 1.3483 | 0.04925 | 178 | 134 | 26 | 18 |
1861 | My blacksmith was a bit of a shoe freak. What's your excuse for the hat? | 1.3483 | 0.04794 | 178 | 132 | 30 | 16 |
1862 | Well, the blue pair bring out your eyes, but the pink pair go with your giant erection | 1.3483 | 0.04625 | 178 | 134 | 28 | 16 |
1863 | You said we were going out tonight. | 1.3483 | 0.03669 | 178 | 127 | 44 | 7 |
1864 | Oh! But the hat IS au courant? | 1.3483 | 0.04521 | 178 | 128 | 38 | 12 |
1865 | Of course they’re expensive and uncomfortable, they’re Jimmy Horse-Choos. . | 1.3483 | 0.04727 | 178 | 131 | 32 | 15 |
1866 | Take them off before you come in the house. | 1.3466 | 0.04103 | 176 | 121 | 49 | 6 |
1867 | Well, you said I needed new shoes. | 1.3466 | 0.04334 | 176 | 124 | 43 | 9 |
1868 | The red ones.” | 1.3466 | 0.04624 | 176 | 128 | 35 | 13 |
1869 | Seriously? Now you tell me? Had I known we were walking, I would have never worn these shoes. | 1.3464 | 0.04569 | 179 | 130 | 36 | 13 |
1870 | I’m tired of them taking my damn shoes! Let’s see them play horseshoes with these. | 1.3464 | 0.04430 | 179 | 128 | 40 | 11 |
1871 | Home on the range...where perhaps more discouraging words should be heard. | 1.3457 | 0.04406 | 162 | 113 | 42 | 7 |
1872 | Don't judge me. They were buy one, get one free. | 1.3457 | 0.05130 | 162 | 122 | 24 | 16 |
1873 | I'm a horse, these are shoes. Doesn't get simpler than that. | 1.3455 | 0.04439 | 165 | 116 | 41 | 8 |
1874 | Are we going to have a problem with this? | 1.3455 | 0.04602 | 165 | 118 | 37 | 10 |
1875 | So, this must be your first rodeo. | 1.3448 | 0.04513 | 174 | 125 | 38 | 11 |
1876 | Somebody pitched the old ones. | 1.3448 | 0.04867 | 174 | 130 | 28 | 16 |
1877 | Do you think the red ones make my haunches look big? | 1.3448 | 0.04513 | 174 | 130 | 30 | 14 |
1878 | It was Amazon Prime day | 1.3448 | 0.04658 | 174 | 127 | 34 | 13 |
1879 | Do these colors wash me out? | 1.3448 | 0.04363 | 174 | 130 | 33 | 11 |
1880 | This wasn't what I had in mind when I gave you money to go get shoed. | 1.3448 | 0.04658 | 174 | 127 | 34 | 13 |
1881 | I got tired of TSA frisking me every time I went through a metal detector.. | 1.3448 | 0.04513 | 174 | 125 | 38 | 11 |
1882 | The blacksmith was closed. | 1.3448 | 0.04513 | 174 | 125 | 38 | 11 |
1883 | I have a date later. | 1.3448 | 0.04325 | 174 | 130 | 31 | 13 |
1884 | Do these red shoes make my ass look big? | 1.3448 | 0.04729 | 174 | 128 | 32 | 14 |
1885 | No, those shoes don't make you look fat. | 1.3448 | 0.04586 | 174 | 126 | 36 | 12 |
1886 | They said the green ones were better for “clipping” and the red ones better for “clopping” | 1.3448 | 0.04729 | 174 | 128 | 32 | 14 |
1887 | New shoes,Bob? | 1.3448 | 0.04729 | 174 | 128 | 32 | 14 |
1888 | I just need to know, is there an end game? | 1.3448 | 0.04798 | 174 | 129 | 30 | 15 |
1889 | Are these too gay? | 1.3448 | 0.04867 | 174 | 130 | 28 | 16 |
1890 | Alex... Peggy... Your costume is seamless... | 1.3448 | 0.04658 | 174 | 127 | 34 | 13 |
1891 | In hindsight... well I don’t have hindsight | 1.3448 | 0.04439 | 174 | 124 | 40 | 10 |
1892 | So what you’re saying is you want me to tap my front hoof if it’s a boy? And my back hoof if it’s a girl? | 1.3448 | 0.04363 | 174 | 128 | 34 | 12 |
1893 | Didn’t they say it was a fancy-dress posse? | 1.3448 | 0.05002 | 174 | 132 | 24 | 18 |
1894 | I’m wearing them because I’M the one doing all of the walking, Jim! | 1.3448 | 0.04798 | 174 | 129 | 30 | 15 |
1895 | It’s who I am | 1.3448 | 0.04513 | 174 | 125 | 38 | 11 |
1896 | Listen Eric, my wife's gonna be home any minute now. So if you don't put everything back, she's gonna think somethings up. | 1.3448 | 0.04550 | 174 | 128 | 33 | 13 |
1897 | And I suppose you'll be wanting new saddlebags now too! | 1.3448 | 0.04586 | 174 | 126 | 36 | 12 |
1898 | Sure. As long as you feel well supported. | 1.3448 | 0.02661 | 174 | 130 | 38 | 6 |
1899 | The constant clippety-clop was driving me crazy. | 1.3436 | 0.04717 | 163 | 118 | 34 | 11 |
1900 | Let's just say my two previous riders won't be needin' these anymore. | 1.3430 | 0.04835 | 172 | 128 | 29 | 15 |
1901 | I’m gay. I’m your gay horse. Deal with it. | 1.3430 | 0.04692 | 172 | 126 | 33 | 13 |
1902 | So my dressage lesson isn't today? | 1.3430 | 0.04692 | 172 | 126 | 33 | 13 |
1903 | We're not going anywhere so why can't I wear my house shoes? | 1.3430 | 0.04470 | 172 | 123 | 39 | 10 |
1904 | The blacksmith was closed, so I went to Lady Foot Locker. | 1.3430 | 0.04692 | 172 | 126 | 33 | 13 |
1905 | Don't you step on my blue suede shoes, or you'll be seein' the red ones | 1.3430 | 0.04692 | 172 | 126 | 33 | 13 |
1906 | Why aren’t you wearing socks? | 1.3430 | 0.04470 | 172 | 123 | 39 | 10 |
1907 | Do these shoes make my butt look big? | 1.3430 | 0.04619 | 172 | 125 | 35 | 12 |
1908 | I like your hat, Steve. | 1.3430 | 0.04545 | 172 | 124 | 37 | 11 |
1909 | The horseshoe selection was great, but these were half off. | 1.3430 | 0.04393 | 172 | 122 | 41 | 9 |
1910 | Yes, a horse divided against itself can, in fact, stand | 1.3430 | 0.04905 | 172 | 129 | 27 | 16 |
1911 | I love a BOGO | 1.3430 | 0.05042 | 172 | 131 | 23 | 18 |
1912 | Just try the sequinned vest I got you. | 1.3430 | 0.04393 | 172 | 122 | 41 | 9 |
1913 | Sure, they look great, but the heels are killing me. | 1.3430 | 0.04545 | 172 | 124 | 37 | 11 |
1914 | The blacksmith thought I said “whore shoes”. | 1.3430 | 0.04974 | 172 | 130 | 25 | 17 |
1915 | I couldn’t decide so I bought both colors. | 1.3430 | 0.04545 | 172 | 124 | 37 | 11 |
1916 | I finally found a ferrier who carries Ferragamos. | 1.3430 | 0.04545 | 172 | 124 | 37 | 11 |
1917 | Do you ever feel like you just don’t fit in—no matter where you go or what you do? | 1.3430 | 0.04692 | 172 | 126 | 33 | 13 |
1918 | Fine. I’ll take back the Ferragamos but I’m keeping the Jimmy Choos. | 1.3430 | 0.04619 | 172 | 125 | 35 | 12 |
1919 | Cliff! This is a DUDE ranch! | 1.3430 | 0.04470 | 172 | 123 | 39 | 10 |
1920 | You're drunk Harold. Go home | 1.3430 | 0.04315 | 172 | 121 | 43 | 8 |
1921 | They are the new Mare Jordans. | 1.3430 | 0.04764 | 172 | 127 | 31 | 14 |
1922 | Nope, I don't think they make you look fat." | 1.3429 | 0.04267 | 175 | 135 | 25 | 15 |
1923 | But without them my feet hurt | 1.3429 | 0.05043 | 175 | 134 | 22 | 19 |
1924 | OK, I'll change my hat if you promise to take me into town. | 1.3429 | 0.04029 | 175 | 129 | 36 | 10 |
1925 | Do you think plaid or paisley for my saddle? | 1.3429 | 0.04418 | 175 | 125 | 40 | 10 |
1926 | I was hoping for some matching saddle shoes. | 1.3429 | 0.04343 | 175 | 124 | 42 | 9 |
1927 | What? I'm trying to be more bipartisan. | 1.3429 | 0.04635 | 175 | 128 | 34 | 13 |
1928 | Let's dance. | 1.3429 | 0.04267 | 175 | 123 | 44 | 8 |
1929 | These are so uncomfortable I’d rather have nails driven into my hoofs | 1.3429 | 0.04564 | 175 | 127 | 36 | 12 |
1930 | This is the last time I go to the bar with you. | 1.3429 | 0.04564 | 175 | 127 | 36 | 12 |
1931 | I don’t mention your hat, why you mention my shoes? | 1.3429 | 0.04492 | 175 | 126 | 38 | 11 |
1932 | I don't know how you walk in these things! | 1.3412 | 0.04653 | 170 | 124 | 34 | 12 |
1933 | I've let you rein me in for too long, Greg. | 1.3412 | 0.04578 | 170 | 123 | 36 | 11 |
1934 | I'm guessing this must be a dude ranch. | 1.3412 | 0.04344 | 170 | 123 | 38 | 9 |
1935 | Well Scout, let's head home. Remember , what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. | 1.3412 | 0.04653 | 170 | 124 | 34 | 12 |
1936 | Too matchy-matchy-matchy-matchy? | 1.3412 | 0.04728 | 170 | 125 | 32 | 13 |
1937 | The lady blacksmith had new ideas. | 1.3412 | 0.04653 | 170 | 124 | 34 | 12 |
1938 | I’ll be darned. They really are one size fits all! | 1.3412 | 0.04578 | 170 | 123 | 36 | 11 |
1939 | But, this IS the real me, Gary. . | 1.3412 | 0.04344 | 170 | 120 | 42 | 8 |
1940 | Look, Ted, I’m just saying it’s high time we horses reclaim the whole ‘of a different color’ thing. | 1.3412 | 0.03787 | 170 | 128 | 32 | 10 |
1941 | I don’t care if they’re comfortable.... they’re not practical... | 1.3412 | 0.04462 | 170 | 124 | 35 | 11 |
1942 | True, 2 pair beat a pair. | 1.3410 | 0.04523 | 173 | 125 | 37 | 11 |
1943 | Ferragamo's ? Really ? | 1.3410 | 0.04949 | 173 | 131 | 25 | 17 |
1944 | HORSE SHOES! Jack-ass. I said "HORSE SHOES!" | 1.3410 | 0.04881 | 173 | 130 | 27 | 16 |
1945 | I swear I’ll never touch corn liquor agin | 1.3410 | 0.04255 | 173 | 124 | 40 | 9 |
1946 | Nice, huh? I have two pair just like them back at the stable. | 1.3410 | 0.03661 | 173 | 131 | 32 | 10 |
1947 | I suppose next you'll be wanting a surry with the fringe on top. | 1.3410 | 0.04255 | 173 | 124 | 40 | 9 |
1948 | Sorry, I woke up late and had to get ready in the dark. | 1.3410 | 0.04448 | 173 | 124 | 39 | 10 |
1949 | I’m definitely going to need orthotics. | 1.3410 | 0.04523 | 173 | 125 | 37 | 11 |
1950 | They say you need to walk in a persons shoes to really understand them. | 1.3410 | 0.04523 | 173 | 125 | 37 | 11 |
1951 | What do you think? Blue for lazy days around the barn. Red for nights out on the range. | 1.3410 | 0.04295 | 173 | 122 | 43 | 8 |
1952 | Metal shoes are so passe, Billy." | 1.3410 | 0.04448 | 173 | 127 | 36 | 10 |
1953 | I’ve found a new farrier. | 1.3410 | 0.04949 | 173 | 131 | 25 | 17 |
1954 | The metal ones were killing me. | 1.3410 | 0.04372 | 173 | 123 | 41 | 9 |
1955 | Who cares, Slim? No one can see my feet during this ridiculous ZOOM MEETING RODEO anyway... | 1.3410 | 0.04597 | 173 | 126 | 35 | 12 |
1956 | Can you tie them for me? | 1.3409 | 0.04470 | 176 | 127 | 38 | 11 |
1957 | We were playing horseshoes | 1.3400 | 0.04990 | 150 | 110 | 29 | 11 |
1958 | Which ones bring out my eyes? | 1.3396 | 0.04873 | 159 | 117 | 30 | 12 |
1959 | I decided to treat myself. | 1.3393 | 0.04688 | 168 | 123 | 33 | 12 |
1960 | With some venture capital funding, I can really disrupt the horseshoe industry. | 1.3393 | 0.04414 | 168 | 122 | 36 | 10 |
1961 | You seriously didn't think I was going to wear heels on the trail, did you Earl? | 1.3393 | 0.04373 | 168 | 119 | 41 | 8 |
1962 | Well, if you can wear that silly thing... | 1.3393 | 0.05124 | 168 | 129 | 21 | 18 |
1963 | I see you’ve been shopping on the internet again. | 1.3393 | 0.04373 | 168 | 119 | 41 | 8 |
1964 | Sam, next time you Google, it's spelled "farrier" | 1.3393 | 0.04373 | 168 | 119 | 41 | 8 |
1965 | Yes, I'm now a horse of a different color. | 1.3393 | 0.04688 | 168 | 123 | 33 | 12 |
1966 | Which ones say, "yipee ki yay?" | 1.3393 | 0.03945 | 168 | 119 | 43 | 6 |
1967 | Why yes, I am a Gift Horse! So why are you looking me in the face? | 1.3393 | 0.04533 | 168 | 121 | 37 | 10 |
1968 | I wasn't sure what you were wearing. | 1.3393 | 0.04122 | 168 | 116 | 47 | 5 |
1969 | I am never going to that blacksmith again. | 1.3393 | 0.04332 | 168 | 121 | 38 | 9 |
1970 | Maybe you should walk a mile in mine now. | 1.3392 | 0.04323 | 171 | 121 | 42 | 8 |
1971 | I prefer "they," "them" and "their." | 1.3385 | 0.05300 | 130 | 95 | 26 | 9 |
1972 | What? You told me "If only you were in my shoes"! | 1.3376 | 0.04913 | 157 | 116 | 29 | 12 |
1973 | You look like a horse’s ass in that hat! | 1.3373 | 0.04723 | 166 | 122 | 32 | 12 |
1974 | I got dressed in the dark this morning | 1.3373 | 0.04645 | 166 | 121 | 34 | 11 |
1975 | I’m just horsin’ around. | 1.3373 | 0.04566 | 166 | 122 | 33 | 11 |
1976 | Sorry, I can't go cattle rustling with my Gucci's... | 1.3373 | 0.04723 | 166 | 122 | 32 | 12 |
1977 | Turns out you nail about anything to a hoof and call it a shoe. | 1.3373 | 0.04403 | 166 | 118 | 40 | 8 |
1978 | I just had my Hoofs done... | 1.3373 | 0.04723 | 166 | 127 | 24 | 15 |
1979 | The matching saddlebag will be a challenge. | 1.3373 | 0.04486 | 166 | 119 | 38 | 9 |
1980 | Don’t worry, they won’t see them on Zoom! | 1.3373 | 0.04403 | 166 | 118 | 40 | 8 |
1981 | And all these years I thought you were coloredblind! | 1.3373 | 0.04645 | 166 | 121 | 34 | 11 |
1982 | I won them playing horseshoes. | 1.3373 | 0.04234 | 166 | 118 | 41 | 7 |
1983 | You know, I didn't say anything when you tried culottes. | 1.3373 | 0.04320 | 166 | 117 | 42 | 7 |
1984 | So you couldn’t take the time to find a coordinating saddle? | 1.3373 | 0.04486 | 166 | 119 | 38 | 9 |
1985 | It was a BOGO, Hank | 1.3373 | 0.04723 | 166 | 122 | 32 | 12 |
1986 | And my preferred pronouns are they/them. | 1.3373 | 0.04277 | 166 | 121 | 36 | 9 |
1987 | I'm sorry Bill I just don't see why we would waste a good nail, these fit just fine. | 1.3373 | 0.04277 | 166 | 119 | 39 | 8 |
1988 | Frank, I’ve logged you out of our Prime account. It’s for your own good. | 1.3373 | 0.04566 | 166 | 120 | 36 | 10 |
1989 | Well...you’re not even a real cowboy | 1.3373 | 0.04950 | 166 | 125 | 26 | 15 |
1990 | Why the long face, Harold? Didn’t get to the Nordstrom’s sale in time? | 1.3373 | 0.04645 | 166 | 121 | 34 | 11 |
1991 | You always have to show me up, don't you? | 1.3373 | 0.04432 | 169 | 121 | 39 | 9 |
1992 | Is it too much? | 1.3373 | 0.04432 | 169 | 121 | 39 | 9 |
1993 | The humiliation you’ll get used to. The hard part’s gonna be breakin’ them in. | 1.3373 | 0.04352 | 169 | 120 | 41 | 8 |
1994 | Stop pouting. I promise I won't stretch 'em out. | 1.3373 | 0.04352 | 169 | 120 | 41 | 8 |
1995 | Where do you get off saying I look stupid in this hat? | 1.3354 | 0.05351 | 164 | 129 | 15 | 20 |
1996 | No, it’s not a phallic symbol and I’m not trying to outshine you. | 1.3354 | 0.05137 | 164 | 126 | 21 | 17 |
1997 | At least you didn't wear socks. | 1.3354 | 0.05137 | 164 | 126 | 21 | 17 |
1998 | A different color indeed. | 1.3354 | 0.04476 | 164 | 122 | 31 | 11 |
1999 | They were out of the black ones | 1.3354 | 0.04680 | 164 | 120 | 33 | 11 |
2000 | Is that a ten gallon hat or are you just happy to see me? | 1.3354 | 0.04680 | 164 | 120 | 33 | 11 |
2001 | The saddle shoes didn’t come in cool colors. | 1.3354 | 0.04434 | 164 | 122 | 31 | 11 |
2002 | You sure you wanna go there, hat boy? | 1.3354 | 0.04600 | 164 | 119 | 35 | 10 |
2003 | Just breaking them in. | 1.3354 | 0.04349 | 164 | 116 | 41 | 7 |
2004 | Even the horses are divided. | 1.3354 | 0.04837 | 164 | 122 | 29 | 13 |
2005 | Home on the strange. | 1.3354 | 0.04990 | 164 | 124 | 25 | 15 |
2006 | My therapist told me to be myself, but I need shoes for that. | 1.3354 | 0.04759 | 164 | 121 | 31 | 12 |
2007 | Seriously, that's the hat you went with? | 1.3354 | 0.04262 | 164 | 115 | 43 | 6 |
2008 | Okay, slow down, you and your sister came across a wizard and then what? | 1.3354 | 0.04518 | 164 | 118 | 37 | 9 |
2009 | You’re not the horse I rode in on. | 1.3354 | 0.04434 | 164 | 117 | 39 | 8 |
2010 | I know what you are thinking but this is part of who I am. | 1.3354 | 0.04914 | 164 | 123 | 27 | 14 |
2011 | Step aside, Bucko. I don’t see a badge that says ‘Fashion Police.’ | 1.3354 | 0.04680 | 164 | 120 | 33 | 11 |
2012 | Um, no. I haven’t seen Vicki and Susan anywhere. Why are you asking? | 1.3354 | 0.04914 | 164 | 123 | 27 | 14 |
2013 | A horse with no name brands. | 1.3353 | 0.04997 | 167 | 127 | 24 | 16 |
2014 | I'm announcing my candidacy for presidential election as the real stable genius. #RealStableGenius | 1.3353 | 0.04622 | 167 | 122 | 34 | 11 |
2015 | You've heard of a clothes horse? I like shoes. | 1.3333 | 0.04716 | 162 | 119 | 32 | 11 |
2016 | Casual Friday. | 1.3333 | 0.04495 | 165 | 119 | 37 | 9 |
2017 | Some people see four blue shoes and some see four pink shoes. | 1.3333 | 0.04656 | 165 | 121 | 33 | 11 |
2018 | Yep, I prefer these to loafers as well, but it's always a bitch tying the laces | 1.3333 | 0.03579 | 165 | 124 | 34 | 7 |
2019 | I know the Jimmy Choos don't go with the Louboutin's, but I just couldn't decide... | 1.3333 | 0.04465 | 162 | 116 | 38 | 8 |
2020 | Well, Butch, I'm a gelding. What else do you suggest I do for excitement? | 1.3333 | 0.04735 | 165 | 122 | 31 | 12 |
2021 | I assume those shoes are made for walking? | 1.3333 | 0.04796 | 162 | 120 | 30 | 12 |
2022 | Too metro? | 1.3333 | 0.04108 | 165 | 120 | 38 | 7 |
2023 | Whatever it is you’re looking for in Hollywood—I hope you find it. | 1.3333 | 0.04954 | 162 | 122 | 26 | 14 |
2024 | You miss her, don't you? | 1.3333 | 0.03527 | 165 | 128 | 28 | 9 |
2025 | Don't blame me if you're too cheap to hire a real blacksmith. | 1.3333 | 0.04108 | 165 | 122 | 34 | 9 |
2026 | I wanted some slip-on options for when you’re not around | 1.3333 | 0.04576 | 165 | 120 | 35 | 10 |
2027 | It’s to cover my tracks! | 1.3333 | 0.04412 | 165 | 118 | 39 | 8 |
2028 | Saddle shoes aren’t as comfortable as I thought | 1.3333 | 0.04495 | 165 | 119 | 37 | 9 |
2029 | You said Rodeo Drive. | 1.3313 | 0.04691 | 163 | 120 | 32 | 11 |
2030 | Really Doug? Spurs? I thought we had an agreement! | 1.3313 | 0.04691 | 163 | 120 | 32 | 11 |
2031 | I'm taking up tap-dancing. | 1.3313 | 0.04691 | 163 | 120 | 32 | 11 |
2032 | I don’t wear socks in the summer. | 1.3313 | 0.04691 | 163 | 120 | 32 | 11 |
2033 | It turned out to be a nail saloon | 1.3313 | 0.04442 | 163 | 117 | 38 | 8 |
2034 | You think they clash with my saddle? | 1.3313 | 0.04527 | 163 | 118 | 36 | 9 |
2035 | I thought you said this was "business casual" | 1.3313 | 0.04771 | 163 | 121 | 30 | 12 |
2036 | Don’t worry, you can’t see them on Zoom. | 1.3313 | 0.04752 | 160 | 118 | 31 | 11 |
2037 | It’s called fashion. Ever heard of it? | 1.3313 | 0.04752 | 160 | 118 | 31 | 11 |
2038 | Now get me some pants | 1.3313 | 0.04994 | 160 | 121 | 25 | 14 |
2039 | Since I've retired I only wear slippers all day. | 1.3313 | 0.04583 | 160 | 116 | 35 | 9 |
2040 | What do you mean, "You didn't save the receipt?" | 1.3313 | 0.04409 | 160 | 114 | 39 | 7 |
2041 | They didn't have them in brown? | 1.3313 | 0.03284 | 160 | 120 | 34 | 6 |
2042 | Be honest. Do they make me look like two people inside a horse costume? | 1.3313 | 0.04994 | 160 | 121 | 25 | 14 |
2043 | Be honest, do these shoes make me look like a horse? | 1.3313 | 0.04834 | 160 | 119 | 29 | 12 |
2044 | You can be Elvis Presley or Judy Garland, but you can't be both. | 1.3313 | 0.04668 | 160 | 117 | 33 | 10 |
2045 | Miami blacksmith. | 1.3313 | 0.04668 | 160 | 117 | 33 | 10 |
2046 | Is that a hat you’re wearing or are you just happy to see me? | 1.3313 | 0.04915 | 160 | 120 | 27 | 13 |
2047 | No more Ten Gallon Hats, so I chose the Magnum. | 1.3313 | 0.04915 | 160 | 120 | 27 | 13 |
2048 | These shoes are made for walkin', and that's just what they'll do. | 1.3293 | 0.04420 | 164 | 118 | 38 | 8 |
2049 | Actually, Equine Gender Nonconformity is not an expression I am familiar with. | 1.3292 | 0.04644 | 161 | 118 | 33 | 10 |
2050 | No sillier than your hat. | 1.3292 | 0.04386 | 161 | 115 | 39 | 7 |
2051 | Am I overdressed? | 1.3292 | 0.04297 | 161 | 114 | 41 | 6 |
2052 | It could have been worse. They could have given you stillettos. | 1.3292 | 0.05045 | 161 | 123 | 23 | 15 |
2053 | Did you miss the memo about casual Friday? | 1.3292 | 0.04727 | 161 | 119 | 31 | 11 |
2054 | Was it the shoemaker, farrier, or blacksmith you said was colorblind? | 1.3292 | 0.03270 | 161 | 119 | 37 | 5 |
2055 | That second stimulus check really came in handy | 1.3292 | 0.04474 | 161 | 116 | 37 | 8 |
2056 | That was one good trip to the Salvation Army store. | 1.3292 | 0.04888 | 161 | 121 | 27 | 13 |
2057 | You didn't have to nail these on. | 1.3291 | 0.04529 | 158 | 114 | 36 | 8 |
2058 | I did not say you need new whore's shoes! | 1.3291 | 0.04617 | 158 | 122 | 23 | 13 |
2059 | Yay to the new horseshoes. Neigh to the matching saddle. | 1.3291 | 0.03959 | 158 | 118 | 32 | 8 |
2060 | Not half as bad as that silly hat, Dude! | 1.3291 | 0.04872 | 158 | 118 | 28 | 12 |
2061 | To be honest, the blue. | 1.3291 | 0.04617 | 158 | 115 | 34 | 9 |
2062 | For want of a heel... | 1.3291 | 0.04704 | 158 | 116 | 32 | 10 |
2063 | Wow, really, Mr. Penis-hat? | 1.3291 | 0.04789 | 158 | 117 | 30 | 11 |
2064 | They're made from recycled oat husks and help me leave a smaller carbon hoof print. | 1.3291 | 0.04529 | 158 | 114 | 36 | 8 |
2065 | From now on I'm non-binary. | 1.3291 | 0.04439 | 158 | 113 | 38 | 7 |
2066 | But all the other horses are wearing them. | 1.3272 | 0.04451 | 162 | 117 | 37 | 8 |
2067 | Nice. And yes, I can support whatever kind of horse you want to be. | 1.3272 | 0.04451 | 162 | 117 | 37 | 8 |
2068 | I hope you kept the receipt | 1.3272 | 0.04364 | 162 | 119 | 35 | 8 |
2069 | It's a one-horse race, I'm supported by Democrats and Republicans alike. | 1.3270 | 0.04721 | 159 | 120 | 27 | 12 |
2070 | The farrier an I are both working from home. | 1.3270 | 0.05164 | 159 | 123 | 20 | 16 |
2071 | I just don't want to be wearing the same thing as everyone else | 1.3270 | 0.04505 | 159 | 115 | 36 | 8 |
2072 | So now you know. I identify as trans-equine. | 1.3270 | 0.04846 | 159 | 119 | 28 | 12 |
2073 | Can I borrow your hat? I'm getting ready for my next zoom meeting. | 1.3270 | 0.04763 | 159 | 118 | 30 | 11 |
2074 | Really Jim? I said nothing about your hat... | 1.3270 | 0.04505 | 159 | 115 | 36 | 8 |
2075 | Lucky for you, no one will see them on Zoom. | 1.3270 | 0.04846 | 159 | 119 | 28 | 12 |
2076 | Laugh all you want, Trevor. I’ve never felt so myself. | 1.3270 | 0.04416 | 159 | 114 | 38 | 7 |
2077 | This will just have to do until the farrier opens back up in Phase 4. | 1.3270 | 0.04763 | 159 | 118 | 30 | 11 |
2078 | i thought i told you, we took the tap dancing part out of the routine | 1.3270 | 0.04846 | 159 | 119 | 28 | 12 |
2079 | Don’t worry, these shoes are lucky too | 1.3270 | 0.04505 | 159 | 115 | 36 | 8 |
2080 | The different colors? Helps me remember front from back. | 1.3269 | 0.04826 | 156 | 116 | 29 | 11 |
2081 | Ummmm Buck, did you have something you wanted to tell me? | 1.3269 | 0.04652 | 156 | 114 | 33 | 9 |
2082 | ... only until the blacksmith reopens. | 1.3269 | 0.04911 | 156 | 117 | 27 | 12 |
2083 | Where's your mask? | 1.3269 | 0.04826 | 156 | 116 | 29 | 11 |
2084 | They didn't have saddle oxfords in my size. | 1.3269 | 0.04652 | 156 | 119 | 26 | 11 |
2085 | I'm a old cowhand. Your ma hoss. Any other questions? | 1.3269 | 0.00643 | 156 | 126 | 25 | 5 |
2086 | Definitely the blue ones | 1.3269 | 0.04471 | 156 | 112 | 37 | 7 |
2087 | Seriously? The blacksmith is in quarantine? | 1.3269 | 0.04652 | 156 | 114 | 33 | 9 |
2088 | Just straddling the political divide | 1.3269 | 0.04826 | 156 | 116 | 29 | 11 |
2089 | Dude! Forget it. I love you. I'm wearing flats so that you look taller for the pictures. I'm here for you, man! | 1.3269 | 0.04562 | 156 | 113 | 35 | 8 |
2090 | I don't care if they are more comfortable, movie audiences expect to hear clippitty-clop. | 1.3269 | 0.04562 | 156 | 113 | 35 | 8 |
2091 | Okay, now the hat. Hand it over." | 1.3269 | 0.04562 | 156 | 113 | 35 | 8 |
2092 | I ended up going with both pairs... | 1.3269 | 0.04826 | 156 | 116 | 29 | 11 |
2093 | I would like to know where the deer and antelope play. | 1.3269 | 0.04471 | 156 | 112 | 37 | 7 |
2094 | You're not fooling anyone either in that get-up, Harold. | 1.3269 | 0.04377 | 156 | 111 | 39 | 6 |
2095 | Ebay. | 1.3269 | 0.04740 | 156 | 115 | 31 | 10 |
2096 | I'm SO over that barefoot running fad. | 1.3269 | 0.04562 | 156 | 113 | 35 | 8 |
2097 | I am no longer Ed. I only answer to Eydie. | 1.3269 | 0.04607 | 156 | 116 | 30 | 10 |
2098 | How would I know the dress code? This is my first rodeo. | 1.3269 | 0.04377 | 156 | 111 | 39 | 6 |
2099 | Maybe now the deer and the antelope will let me play. | 1.3269 | 0.04562 | 156 | 113 | 35 | 8 |
2100 | Why can't my shoes be lucky and stylish? | 1.3269 | 0.04652 | 156 | 114 | 33 | 9 |
2101 | I don’t know. I think I would have waited until they had four of the same color in stock. | 1.3269 | 0.04562 | 156 | 113 | 35 | 8 |
2102 | The new farrier really gets me. | 1.3269 | 0.04233 | 156 | 112 | 38 | 6 |
2103 | I'm over clip-clop. Get ready for tap. | 1.3269 | 0.04562 | 156 | 113 | 35 | 8 |
2104 | Well, I have the receipt, of course. | 1.3269 | 0.04652 | 156 | 114 | 33 | 9 |
2105 | They were free shipping | 1.3269 | 0.04652 | 156 | 114 | 33 | 9 |
2106 | Why do you judge me? Do I ever judge you in that hat? | 1.3269 | 0.04652 | 156 | 114 | 33 | 9 |
2107 | Relax, it’s just going to be a Zoom call | 1.3269 | 0.04826 | 156 | 116 | 29 | 11 |
2108 | Steve the Stallion finally came out. | 1.3269 | 0.04826 | 156 | 116 | 29 | 11 |
2109 | Look, I didn't question the bedazzled belt stage you went through, Joe. | 1.3269 | 0.04377 | 156 | 111 | 39 | 6 |
2110 | ... so I kick you in the face, and then you’ll know if you’re having a boy or a girl | 1.3269 | 0.04740 | 156 | 115 | 31 | 10 |
2111 | Do these make my feet look big? | 1.3248 | 0.04627 | 157 | 115 | 33 | 9 |
2112 | Horseshoes? I thought you said "Whores' shoes. | 1.3248 | 0.05049 | 157 | 120 | 23 | 14 |
2113 | My old mare likes blue , but the filly likes pink. | 1.3248 | 0.04627 | 157 | 117 | 30 | 10 |
2114 | You can take the horse out of the city, but you can't take the city out of the horse. | 1.3248 | 0.04259 | 157 | 111 | 41 | 5 |
2115 | I think the blue look better on your back feet, honey. | 1.3248 | 0.04714 | 157 | 116 | 31 | 10 |
2116 | I cautioned you not to get a farrier from an ad in the Fire Island News | 1.3248 | 0.03961 | 157 | 120 | 28 | 9 |
2117 | But Bill, for goodness sake, it's Friday night! | 1.3248 | 0.04800 | 157 | 117 | 29 | 11 |
2118 | I thought you said Rodeo, like the drive. | 1.3248 | 0.04113 | 157 | 117 | 32 | 8 |
2119 | I’m making hay with shoe endorsements. | 1.3248 | 0.04307 | 157 | 114 | 36 | 7 |
2120 | Just trying to fit in with you urban cowboys. | 1.3248 | 0.04538 | 157 | 114 | 35 | 8 |
2121 | That’s a really stupid hat. | 1.3248 | 0.04714 | 157 | 116 | 31 | 10 |
2122 | Do these make my legs look good? | 1.3248 | 0.04714 | 157 | 116 | 31 | 10 |
2123 | But today is Casual Friday. | 1.3248 | 0.04354 | 157 | 112 | 39 | 6 |
2124 | Hey Pard, there's more than one way to shoe a horse! | 1.3248 | 0.04538 | 157 | 114 | 35 | 8 |
2125 | I got 'em on Closeout at the OK Corral... | 1.3248 | 0.04538 | 157 | 114 | 35 | 8 |
2126 | Look, don't judge me until you walk in my shoes. | 1.3248 | 0.04627 | 157 | 115 | 33 | 9 |
2127 | I prefer “Mr. Edna.” | 1.3248 | 0.04800 | 157 | 117 | 29 | 11 |
2128 | Well, you'll have to decide by November 3rd. | 1.3248 | 0.04884 | 157 | 118 | 27 | 12 |
2129 | The farrier was on vacation - I went to Foot Locker. | 1.3248 | 0.04800 | 157 | 117 | 29 | 11 |
2130 | Screw your boots - these shoes were made for struttin’ | 1.3248 | 0.03961 | 157 | 118 | 32 | 7 |
2131 | But these are much more comfortable than the nailed on shoes. | 1.3248 | 0.04583 | 157 | 117 | 30 | 10 |
2132 | W-e-l-l, if you ain't a fashion-neeiigh-sta, I never saw one. | 1.3248 | 0.04714 | 157 | 116 | 31 | 10 |
2133 | I found them on eNeigh. | 1.3248 | 0.04627 | 157 | 115 | 33 | 9 |
2134 | The insoles are a game changer. | 1.3248 | 0.04800 | 157 | 117 | 29 | 11 |
2135 | My pronouns are "Nee" and "Neigh." | 1.3248 | 0.04714 | 157 | 116 | 31 | 10 |
2136 | I see the blacksmiths are still on strike... | 1.3248 | 0.04800 | 157 | 117 | 29 | 11 |
2137 | Be honest. Does this hat make me look lame? | 1.3248 | 0.04714 | 157 | 116 | 31 | 10 |
2138 | The lockdown has been hard on the fairy godmother. | 1.3248 | 0.04884 | 157 | 118 | 27 | 12 |
2139 | Horse of a different color was just a figure of speech. | 1.3248 | 0.03909 | 157 | 115 | 36 | 6 |
2140 | Sorry, I didn't bring my running shoes. | 1.3247 | 0.04596 | 154 | 112 | 34 | 8 |
2141 | You know that new lady blacksmith in town? | 1.3247 | 0.04310 | 154 | 109 | 40 | 5 |
2142 | You know what they say: Happy horse, happy house. | 1.3247 | 0.04160 | 154 | 115 | 31 | 8 |
2143 | No, don't worry, they just postponed the Kentucky Derby. | 1.3247 | 0.04260 | 154 | 113 | 34 | 7 |
2144 | They told me flats would be more comfortable. | 1.3247 | 0.04407 | 154 | 110 | 38 | 6 |
2145 | I tried to walk a mile in your shoes, but I just couldn't. | 1.3247 | 0.04596 | 154 | 112 | 34 | 8 |
2146 | They've got me doing gender reveal parties now. | 1.3247 | 0.05036 | 154 | 117 | 24 | 13 |
2147 | Time for you to braid my tail and mane. I'm headed out on a date. | 1.3247 | 0.04865 | 154 | 115 | 28 | 11 |
2148 | This isn’t what it looks like | 1.3247 | 0.04865 | 154 | 115 | 28 | 11 |
2149 | Are these too formal for a train robbery? | 1.3247 | 0.04642 | 154 | 115 | 29 | 10 |
2150 | Tell Zappos to exchange them. You do want two right blue and teo left red. | 1.3247 | 0.05036 | 154 | 117 | 24 | 13 |
2151 | Do they match? He said they did, but I can't see my feet, and you know how pushy shoe salesman can be. | 1.3247 | 0.04596 | 154 | 112 | 34 | 8 |
2152 | I’ve got my eye on the matching saddle bags. | 1.3247 | 0.04455 | 154 | 115 | 30 | 9 |
2153 | Well you got a gun. | 1.3247 | 0.04951 | 154 | 116 | 26 | 12 |
2154 | I'm just protecting my nails. | 1.3247 | 0.04777 | 154 | 114 | 30 | 10 |
2155 | I'm embarrassed too, but the other ones gave me blisters. | 1.3247 | 0.04777 | 154 | 114 | 30 | 10 |
2156 | Don’t forget to change into heels before you get to the office. | 1.3247 | 0.04865 | 154 | 115 | 28 | 11 |
2157 | It wasn't my idea to play political horseshoes. | 1.3247 | 0.04951 | 154 | 116 | 26 | 12 |
2158 | Let me guess, ‘Buy one, get one free’. | 1.3247 | 0.04596 | 154 | 112 | 34 | 8 |
2159 | What are you looking at? | 1.3247 | 0.04951 | 154 | 116 | 26 | 12 |
2160 | I know the rodeo will be on Zoom, I just wanted to feel special. | 1.3247 | 0.04777 | 154 | 114 | 30 | 10 |
2161 | I was going for business in the front, party in the back. | 1.3247 | 0.04455 | 154 | 113 | 33 | 8 |
2162 | I can tap the back pair to go home, and the front to go to the range. | 1.3247 | 0.04687 | 154 | 113 | 32 | 9 |
2163 | Don't tell me you forgot about our dinner reservation? | 1.3247 | 0.04777 | 154 | 114 | 30 | 10 |
2164 | Cowboy: “Do your hooves go to the end of those shoes?” Horse: “I will tell you if you tell me if your head goes to the top of that hat.” | 1.3233 | 0.04955 | 133 | 97 | 29 | 7 |
2165 | I’m gender neutral. | 1.3228 | 0.04602 | 158 | 116 | 33 | 9 |
2166 | That new farrier has quite a sense of humor! | 1.3226 | 0.05008 | 155 | 118 | 24 | 13 |
2167 | You can't keep me on the ranch forever, Dad. | 1.3226 | 0.04838 | 155 | 116 | 28 | 11 |
2168 | I've been getting into running lately. | 1.3226 | 0.04662 | 155 | 114 | 32 | 9 |
2169 | Really? Someone in that hat is telling me my shoes aren't fashionable? | 1.3226 | 0.04838 | 155 | 116 | 28 | 11 |
2170 | I knew naming you Cinderella would be a mistake. | 1.3226 | 0.04336 | 155 | 113 | 35 | 7 |
2171 | Gender is a cultural construct. | 1.3226 | 0.04662 | 155 | 114 | 32 | 9 |
2172 | Magnum is so 2001, I call this the Hoofbrau. | 1.3226 | 0.05253 | 155 | 121 | 18 | 16 |
2173 | I never skip hind leg day | 1.3226 | 0.05173 | 155 | 120 | 20 | 15 |
2174 | Yes you have been gelded why do you ask? | 1.3224 | 0.04535 | 152 | 110 | 35 | 7 |
2175 | What do you mean,'They don't match?' | 1.3224 | 0.04630 | 152 | 111 | 33 | 8 |
2176 | But I still can't tell my left from my right. | 1.3224 | 0.04535 | 152 | 110 | 35 | 7 |
2177 | You have no idea how hard it is to find shoes my size. | 1.3224 | 0.04535 | 152 | 110 | 35 | 7 |
2178 | Ah, you dressed up too! | 1.3224 | 0.04904 | 152 | 114 | 27 | 11 |
2179 | Do I clash? | 1.3224 | 0.04133 | 152 | 116 | 27 | 9 |
2180 | I'm nonbinary in a binary way. | 1.3224 | 0.04389 | 152 | 116 | 28 | 8 |
2181 | They're both Ferragamo but only the style in front is still available. | 1.3224 | 0.04815 | 152 | 113 | 29 | 10 |
2182 | YOU try finding two matching pairs in the desert! | 1.3224 | 0.04185 | 152 | 109 | 38 | 5 |
2183 | While I really appreciate this; for future reference, it is "a horse of a different color". | 1.3224 | 0.04904 | 152 | 114 | 27 | 11 |
2184 | I think we need to talk about the new ranch hand... | 1.3224 | 0.04389 | 152 | 111 | 34 | 7 |
2185 | Honestly, what I said about dressing up the barn animals was just a throwaway line. | 1.3224 | 0.05079 | 152 | 116 | 23 | 13 |
2186 | You said the Wild West. | 1.3224 | 0.04389 | 152 | 113 | 31 | 8 |
2187 | They weren’t sure if they were expecting a boy or a girl, but they really weren’t expecting a horse. | 1.3224 | 0.04630 | 152 | 111 | 33 | 8 |
2188 | Michael, haven’t you heard of Zappos? At least have my shoes match like yours. | 1.3224 | 0.01772 | 152 | 120 | 27 | 5 |
2189 | You’re Rodeo, and I’m Rodeo Drive. | 1.3203 | 0.04605 | 153 | 112 | 33 | 8 |
2190 | They fit, but I don't feel as lucky as I used to. | 1.3200 | 0.04853 | 150 | 112 | 28 | 10 |
2191 | I’m leaving you for another farrier. | 1.3200 | 0.04853 | 150 | 112 | 28 | 10 |
2192 | You said to wear my lucky horseshoes. | 1.3200 | 0.04469 | 150 | 108 | 36 | 6 |
2193 | I think our new farrier is colorblind. | 1.3200 | 0.04760 | 150 | 111 | 30 | 9 |
2194 | My pronouns are they, them, theirs. | 1.3200 | 0.04665 | 150 | 110 | 32 | 8 |
2195 | I want a hat. | 1.3200 | 0.04568 | 150 | 109 | 34 | 7 |
2196 | Shoes or no shoes...can we still ride off into the sunset? | 1.3200 | 0.05034 | 150 | 114 | 24 | 12 |
2197 | Now give me your pants. | 1.3200 | 0.04944 | 150 | 113 | 26 | 11 |
2198 | Well, those are horseshoes of a different color. | 1.3200 | 0.04568 | 150 | 109 | 34 | 7 |
2199 | Uhh... your wife left these in the barn. | 1.3200 | 0.04665 | 150 | 110 | 32 | 8 |
2200 | Why? Stylish and they don't have to be nailed on! | 1.3200 | 0.04568 | 150 | 109 | 34 | 7 |
2201 | This is going too far. Now you will stretch out my pink ones too. | 1.3200 | 0.05122 | 150 | 115 | 22 | 13 |
2202 | That’s right, from now on you don’t get to choose my shoes anymore. | 1.3200 | 0.04760 | 150 | 111 | 30 | 9 |
2203 | Yes I have a strange shaped head but you're just deflecting the conversation . | 1.3200 | 0.04368 | 150 | 112 | 30 | 8 |
2204 | Yes, I walked that mile--still don't get who you are Roy, and I doubt I ever will. | 1.3200 | 0.04760 | 150 | 113 | 27 | 10 |
2205 | I didn't know this was a one horse town. | 1.3200 | 0.05378 | 150 | 118 | 16 | 16 |
2206 | Looks like you’re ready for the gender reveal party. | 1.3200 | 0.04665 | 150 | 110 | 32 | 8 |
2207 | Not quite the Cinderella moment I was hoping for. | 1.3200 | 0.04944 | 150 | 113 | 26 | 11 |
2208 | You try walking a mile in my horseshoes! | 1.3200 | 0.04617 | 150 | 114 | 26 | 10 |
2209 | I kind of like them both | 1.3200 | 0.04368 | 150 | 107 | 38 | 5 |
2210 | So it is green on starboard and red on port; not forward and aft? | 1.3179 | 0.04494 | 151 | 112 | 31 | 8 |
2211 | You misunderstood “an appearance at fashion week”.... | 1.3179 | 0.04494 | 151 | 112 | 31 | 8 |
2212 | They give me giddy ups. | 1.3179 | 0.04826 | 151 | 113 | 28 | 10 |
2213 | I've got to cut down on the peyote in my coffee. | 1.3179 | 0.04639 | 151 | 111 | 32 | 8 |
2214 | Sure, I’ll be part of the gender reveal party. What do you need me to do? | 1.3179 | 0.04543 | 151 | 110 | 34 | 7 |
2215 | Oo someone has a date tonight | 1.3179 | 0.04028 | 151 | 110 | 36 | 5 |
2216 | Are those my shoes, Carl? | 1.3176 | 0.04798 | 148 | 110 | 29 | 9 |
2217 | I thought these lifts would help me see over your hat. | 1.3176 | 0.04602 | 148 | 108 | 33 | 7 |
2218 | Well, you sure got your fancy gloves on, but I ain't letting you out until you tell me where you hid your mask! You hear me, boy! | 1.3176 | 0.05167 | 148 | 114 | 21 | 13 |
2219 | Don't worry, I've got a set of horseshoes for the office. | 1.3176 | 0.04701 | 148 | 109 | 31 | 8 |
2220 | Neigh? | 1.3176 | 0.04798 | 148 | 110 | 29 | 9 |
2221 | But you haven't worn them in three years, Wilbur. | 1.3176 | 0.04798 | 148 | 110 | 29 | 9 |
2222 | Yes, they're my prancing shoes. Shall we talk about your outfit? | 1.3176 | 0.04602 | 148 | 113 | 25 | 10 |
2223 | Which ones make me look hot to trot? | 1.3176 | 0.04701 | 148 | 109 | 31 | 8 |
2224 | Why are you wearing your sisters' shoes? | 1.3176 | 0.04701 | 148 | 109 | 31 | 8 |
2225 | I was tired of sewing masks, so I created a new line of stylish over-the-hoof wear. | 1.3176 | 0.04798 | 148 | 110 | 29 | 9 |
2226 | What do ya mean “what is this?” They’re called horse shoes. | 1.3176 | 0.04985 | 148 | 112 | 25 | 11 |
2227 | i never knew you wanted to be a tap dancer. | 1.3176 | 0.04985 | 148 | 112 | 25 | 11 |
2228 | I think your hat is sillier | 1.3176 | 0.04798 | 148 | 110 | 29 | 9 |
2229 | Let's just say I ain’t what I used to be. | 1.3176 | 0.04602 | 148 | 108 | 33 | 7 |
2230 | No I'm not "horsing around", I love the way they look. | 1.3176 | 0.04602 | 148 | 108 | 33 | 7 |
2231 | Not this dance. I have two left feet. | 1.3176 | 0.04798 | 148 | 110 | 29 | 9 |
2232 | Stay out of my closet! | 1.3176 | 0.04985 | 148 | 112 | 25 | 11 |
2233 | It's required at the Lgbequestrian Club | 1.3176 | 0.04845 | 148 | 113 | 24 | 11 |
2234 | You'd better be ready, Cowboy. I feel like dancin'! | 1.3176 | 0.04501 | 148 | 107 | 35 | 6 |
2235 | For the last time, I am not taking you to the barn dance! | 1.3176 | 0.04798 | 148 | 110 | 29 | 9 |
2236 | Horses cannot see red. If you doubt it, Google it. | 1.3176 | 0.04798 | 148 | 112 | 26 | 10 |
2237 | Can we regift them? | 1.3176 | 0.04602 | 148 | 108 | 33 | 7 |
2238 | When I said "you need new shoes" this is not what I imagined. | 1.3176 | 0.04701 | 148 | 109 | 31 | 8 |
2239 | Old gray mare, my foot! | 1.3176 | 0.05031 | 148 | 115 | 20 | 13 |
2240 | I've never been tested for color-blindness. Why do you ask? | 1.3176 | 0.04602 | 148 | 108 | 33 | 7 |
2241 | But they were on sale. | 1.3176 | 0.04798 | 148 | 110 | 29 | 9 |
2242 | Well, you're a great one to talk. | 1.3176 | 0.04798 | 148 | 110 | 29 | 9 |
2243 | That’s right, Partner. I’m coming out of the stall. | 1.3176 | 0.04798 | 148 | 110 | 29 | 9 |
2244 | I figured if we're going to the Old Town Road, I also should wear something from Gucci. | 1.3176 | 0.04798 | 148 | 110 | 29 | 9 |
2245 | I'm not shy about showing both ends of my personality. | 1.3176 | 0.04892 | 148 | 111 | 27 | 10 |
2246 | Blacksmith on Rodeo Drive? | 1.3176 | 0.04798 | 148 | 110 | 29 | 9 |
2247 | Seriously Earl,you call that a hat? | 1.3176 | 0.04602 | 148 | 108 | 33 | 7 |
2248 | Oh, so I'm not allowed to go to Famous Footwear now? | 1.3176 | 0.04701 | 148 | 109 | 31 | 8 |
2249 | It's been hard getting to a blacksmith during COVID. | 1.3176 | 0.04398 | 148 | 106 | 37 | 5 |
2250 | Trust me, they'll look fine once you put those sequins on my saddle. | 1.3176 | 0.04701 | 148 | 109 | 31 | 8 |
2251 | Now do I look like a stud? | 1.3176 | 0.04798 | 148 | 110 | 29 | 9 |
2252 | Not that it's any of your business, but ..my mother sent it to me. | 1.3176 | 0.04798 | 148 | 110 | 29 | 9 |
2253 | That's the last time I let my wife choose the farrier. | 1.3176 | 0.04602 | 148 | 108 | 33 | 7 |
2254 | They were final sale. | 1.3176 | 0.04798 | 148 | 110 | 29 | 9 |
2255 | Looks like the lights went out in the stable again. | 1.3176 | 0.04701 | 148 | 109 | 31 | 8 |
2256 | Shoes make the horse, don't you know. | 1.3176 | 0.04701 | 148 | 109 | 31 | 8 |
2257 | Well you said to get ready to show at the Derby. | 1.3176 | 0.04798 | 148 | 110 | 29 | 9 |
2258 | Cool hat.” “Yeah, thanks | 1.3176 | 0.03840 | 148 | 118 | 20 | 10 |
2259 | Why do cowboys dress so weird? | 1.3176 | 0.04602 | 148 | 108 | 33 | 7 |
2260 | The farrier nailed it this time. | 1.3176 | 0.04602 | 148 | 108 | 33 | 7 |
2261 | Should I have gone with the kitten heel? | 1.3176 | 0.04602 | 148 | 108 | 33 | 7 |
2262 | We are NOT going into town with you dressed like that. | 1.3176 | 0.04398 | 148 | 106 | 37 | 5 |
2263 | Well, it's my first rodeo. | 1.3176 | 0.04602 | 148 | 108 | 33 | 7 |
2264 | ‘You should see what the goat got on sale’. | 1.3176 | 0.04602 | 148 | 108 | 33 | 7 |
2265 | We’re still in Kansas, huh? | 1.3176 | 0.04501 | 148 | 107 | 35 | 6 |
2266 | Working from home really has its perks. | 1.3176 | 0.04798 | 148 | 110 | 29 | 9 |
2267 | The salon and the shoe store reopened | 1.3176 | 0.04292 | 148 | 110 | 31 | 7 |
2268 | I hired a new farrier and I thought he was going to be good since his name is Jimmy Shoe. | 1.3176 | 0.04985 | 148 | 112 | 25 | 11 |
2269 | ‘Yay or nay on the hat?’ | 1.3176 | 0.04798 | 148 | 110 | 29 | 9 |
2270 | I give up, new saddle? | 1.3176 | 0.04985 | 148 | 112 | 25 | 11 |
2271 | Well I say they match | 1.3176 | 0.04798 | 148 | 110 | 29 | 9 |
2272 | Matching shoes is so last week! | 1.3176 | 0.04701 | 148 | 109 | 31 | 8 |
2273 | They said it’s important to still get dressed and ready for the day. | 1.3176 | 0.04292 | 148 | 105 | 39 | 4 |
2274 | I just wanna know from the horse's mouth, how does it really feel to be in somebody else's shoes? | 1.3176 | 0.04798 | 148 | 110 | 29 | 9 |
2275 | Frankly I was hoping I'd stand out, since I've been through the desert as a horse with no name | 1.3176 | 0.04985 | 148 | 112 | 25 | 11 |
2276 | @newyorkercartoons my daughter dressed me, don’t ask | 1.3176 | 0.04892 | 148 | 111 | 27 | 10 |
2277 | Oh please, you don’t know fashion... Have you seen your hat!? | 1.3176 | 0.04292 | 148 | 105 | 39 | 4 |
2278 | I'm gonna get so much poon in these | 1.3176 | 0.05427 | 148 | 117 | 15 | 16 |
2279 | They're actually pretty comfortable. | 1.3162 | 0.04391 | 136 | 96 | 37 | 3 |
2280 | Of course, you can borrow them any time. | 1.3158 | 0.04934 | 133 | 98 | 28 | 7 |
2281 | How was your Riverdance audition? | 1.3158 | 0.05160 | 133 | 100 | 24 | 9 |
2282 | The best part is, I signed TWO major shoe contracts! | 1.3154 | 0.04674 | 149 | 110 | 31 | 8 |
2283 | Change your shoes. A horse divided cannot stand. | 1.3154 | 0.05047 | 149 | 114 | 23 | 12 |
2284 | Truth is, I've always wanted to be a horse of a different color. | 1.3154 | 0.04674 | 149 | 110 | 31 | 8 |
2285 | This isn’t what they meant by diversity | 1.3154 | 0.04770 | 149 | 111 | 29 | 9 |
2286 | You knew I was a show horse. | 1.3151 | 0.04533 | 146 | 106 | 34 | 6 |
2287 | Sorry, they didn't have two pair that matched in your size. | 1.3151 | 0.04533 | 146 | 106 | 34 | 6 |
2288 | Yes, I most certainly did expense these! | 1.3151 | 0.04636 | 146 | 107 | 32 | 7 |
2289 | Thanks for recommending the insoles: Finally, I can gallop in style without sacrificing comfort. | 1.3151 | 0.04636 | 146 | 107 | 32 | 7 |
2290 | Should we return them? | 1.3151 | 0.04428 | 146 | 105 | 36 | 5 |
2291 | For the hundredth time. They don't make you look fat. | 1.3151 | 0.05121 | 146 | 112 | 22 | 12 |
2292 | Yeah, I'm undecided too. | 1.3151 | 0.04636 | 146 | 107 | 32 | 7 |
2293 | Are you sure they didn't say dressage? | 1.3151 | 0.04636 | 146 | 107 | 32 | 7 |
2294 | Where did you find anyone who still does "Dye-to-Match ? | 1.3151 | 0.04265 | 146 | 111 | 28 | 7 |
2295 | Gosh darn it, Silver, I think wearing a mask will make me look weak! | 1.3151 | 0.05121 | 146 | 112 | 22 | 12 |
2296 | I won’t comment if you don’t comment. | 1.3151 | 0.04636 | 146 | 107 | 32 | 7 |
2297 | Your hat needs a ribbon or something. | 1.3151 | 0.05027 | 146 | 111 | 24 | 11 |
2298 | I think the farrier has been spending too much time on Instagram lately ... | 1.3151 | 0.01287 | 146 | 115 | 28 | 3 |
2299 | Just promise me this is our last gender reveal gig. | 1.3151 | 0.05121 | 146 | 112 | 22 | 12 |
2300 | Jimmy Choo. Half off. | 1.3151 | 0.04933 | 146 | 110 | 26 | 10 |
2301 | you want the hat too ? | 1.3151 | 0.04737 | 146 | 108 | 30 | 8 |
2302 | So I tap the rear ones together three times, and say, 'There's no place like home on the range?' | 1.3151 | 0.04737 | 146 | 108 | 30 | 8 |
2303 | Of course I'm impressed, but Margie's still not gonna let you in the house. | 1.3151 | 0.04836 | 146 | 109 | 28 | 9 |
2304 | Moving forward I'd prefer they/them/their | 1.3151 | 0.04533 | 146 | 106 | 34 | 6 |
2305 | Do these shoes make my hindquarters look too big? | 1.3151 | 0.04933 | 146 | 110 | 26 | 10 |
2306 | YOU try walking all day in iron shoes. | 1.3151 | 0.05027 | 146 | 111 | 24 | 11 |
2307 | I'm saying neigh to those boring horse shoes. | 1.3151 | 0.05212 | 146 | 113 | 20 | 13 |
2308 | Don't be mad. They were having a BOGO. | 1.3151 | 0.04737 | 146 | 108 | 30 | 8 |
2309 | Neiman Marcus. Two for one sale. Like them? | 1.3151 | 0.04533 | 146 | 106 | 34 | 6 |
2310 | But I'm tired of sensible shoes. | 1.3151 | 0.04533 | 146 | 106 | 34 | 6 |
2311 | Just what we need, a farrier with a sense of humor! | 1.3151 | 0.04933 | 146 | 110 | 26 | 10 |
2312 | It’s the Blacksmith, isn’t it? | 1.3151 | 0.04836 | 146 | 109 | 28 | 9 |
2313 | Whatever, man, your hat is too big! | 1.3151 | 0.04585 | 146 | 109 | 29 | 8 |
2314 | I'm gender neutral, that's why! | 1.3151 | 0.04428 | 146 | 107 | 33 | 6 |
2315 | I know. I'm usually not into computer match ups either. | 1.3151 | 0.04533 | 146 | 106 | 34 | 6 |
2316 | Oh relax, no one can see them on the Zoom calls | 1.3151 | 0.04209 | 146 | 111 | 28 | 7 |
2317 | What? They’re not real leather. | 1.3151 | 0.04636 | 146 | 109 | 29 | 8 |
2318 | But they’re made for walking | 1.3151 | 0.04737 | 146 | 108 | 30 | 8 |
2319 | I’m just saying they’re impractical. | 1.3151 | 0.04374 | 146 | 109 | 30 | 7 |
2320 | And that's how the rancher discovered he was colorblind | 1.3151 | 0.04836 | 146 | 109 | 28 | 9 |
2321 | You're from the city, aren't you. | 1.3151 | 0.04095 | 146 | 102 | 42 | 2 |
2322 | Boy these gender reveal parties do get weirder each year eh Jerry? | 1.3151 | 0.04374 | 146 | 112 | 25 | 9 |
2323 | This does in fact, appear to be your first rodeo. | 1.3145 | 0.05535 | 124 | 95 | 19 | 10 |
2324 | Two for one sale? | 1.3125 | 0.04974 | 144 | 109 | 25 | 10 |
2325 | I was desperado! | 1.3125 | 0.04348 | 144 | 103 | 37 | 4 |
2326 | The other horses and I question the concept of a Dude Ranch. | 1.3125 | 0.04774 | 144 | 107 | 29 | 8 |
2327 | Please tell me you kept the receipt. | 1.3125 | 0.04671 | 144 | 106 | 31 | 7 |
2328 | Don’t give me that look, Hank, you’re the one wearing that hat! | 1.3125 | 0.04974 | 144 | 109 | 25 | 10 |
2329 | I can't decide if I want to return them or let you nail them in. | 1.3125 | 0.04348 | 144 | 103 | 37 | 4 |
2330 | My wife can never know about us. | 1.3125 | 0.04974 | 144 | 109 | 25 | 10 |
2331 | Kinky Boots, eh? | 1.3125 | 0.04974 | 144 | 109 | 25 | 10 |
2332 | go ahead, say something about my shoes. | 1.3125 | 0.04459 | 144 | 104 | 35 | 5 |
2333 | Honey, I think Rocket wants to be a Rockette | 1.3103 | 0.04433 | 145 | 105 | 35 | 5 |
2334 | I quit! | 1.3103 | 0.04644 | 145 | 107 | 31 | 7 |
2335 | We have to stay off the trails, I don't want to get them dirty. | 1.3103 | 0.04846 | 145 | 109 | 27 | 9 |
2336 | I'm breaking them in for a friend. | 1.3103 | 0.04540 | 145 | 106 | 33 | 6 |
2337 | No? | 1.3099 | 0.04812 | 142 | 106 | 28 | 8 |
2338 | Since he was an expert at the walk, trot, canter and gallop. He was now ready to take on the tap. | 1.3099 | 0.04812 | 142 | 106 | 28 | 8 |
2339 | You’re not pounding any more nails into my feet. | 1.3099 | 0.05114 | 142 | 109 | 22 | 11 |
2340 | They are the new Air Secretariats. | 1.3099 | 0.04707 | 142 | 105 | 30 | 7 |
2341 | Well, you got that new hat. | 1.3099 | 0.04707 | 142 | 105 | 30 | 7 |
2342 | Whoa cowboy, I wouldn't be caught dead in that hat! | 1.3099 | 0.04812 | 142 | 106 | 28 | 8 |
2343 | Milton wasn’t sure what to make of his colt’s sudden desire to become a racy-horse. | 1.3099 | 0.05016 | 142 | 108 | 24 | 10 |
2344 | Why the long hat? | 1.3099 | 0.04654 | 142 | 107 | 27 | 8 |
2345 | People kept taking my shoes, saying they were lucky, so I had to borrow yours. | 1.3099 | 0.05114 | 142 | 109 | 22 | 11 |
2346 | You said you wanted horseshoes. | 1.3099 | 0.04915 | 142 | 107 | 26 | 9 |
2347 | I was feeling my oats. | 1.3099 | 0.04490 | 142 | 103 | 34 | 5 |
2348 | I didn't think the color was necessary either, but you know how cartoonists are these days. | 1.3099 | 0.04915 | 142 | 107 | 26 | 9 |
2349 | That's dogs that are color blind and could you at least have asked? | 1.3099 | 0.04812 | 142 | 106 | 28 | 8 |
2350 | Sorry, Harold, but the farrier’s in quarantine. | 1.3099 | 0.05114 | 142 | 109 | 22 | 11 |
2351 | I wanted something fun and flirty for the summer. | 1.3099 | 0.04915 | 142 | 107 | 26 | 9 |
2352 | Let's go with the red shoes; let's make cowboys great again. | 1.3099 | 0.04812 | 142 | 111 | 20 | 11 |
2353 | OK, I'll quite laughing at your hat if you quit laughing at my shoes. | 1.3099 | 0.04812 | 142 | 106 | 28 | 8 |
2354 | I'm still not sure how I'm going to tie them | 1.3099 | 0.04377 | 142 | 102 | 36 | 4 |
2355 | You have them on the wrong feet. | 1.3099 | 0.04490 | 142 | 103 | 34 | 5 |
2356 | The farrier is hard of hearing. He gave me whore's shoes. | 1.3099 | 0.04654 | 142 | 107 | 27 | 8 |
2357 | Yeah? Well you look like an idiot with that hat. | 1.3099 | 0.04915 | 142 | 107 | 26 | 9 |
2358 | And Yelp gave that blacksmith five stars! | 1.3099 | 0.04915 | 142 | 107 | 26 | 9 |
2359 | I've come out of the closet, Billy. I'm a clothes horse. | 1.3099 | 0.05114 | 142 | 109 | 22 | 11 |
2360 | Don't tell me how to spend my money. | 1.3099 | 0.04915 | 142 | 107 | 26 | 9 |
2361 | It's a long story. | 1.3099 | 0.04812 | 142 | 106 | 28 | 8 |
2362 | If we're going to steal the show with our dressage routine this year you're going to need a new hat too | 1.3099 | 0.05016 | 142 | 108 | 24 | 10 |
2363 | Lockdown impulse buying brought a whole new meaning to the term “hot to trot”. | 1.3099 | 0.04707 | 142 | 105 | 30 | 7 |
2364 | Can you help me with the laces? | 1.3094 | 0.04662 | 139 | 102 | 31 | 6 |
2365 | It's called fashion, John. | 1.3094 | 0.04987 | 139 | 105 | 25 | 9 |
2366 | So, Mr. Ed, I’m seeing another side of you. | 1.3094 | 0.05090 | 139 | 106 | 23 | 10 |
2367 | Are you sure it's not your hat which looks ridiculous? | 1.3094 | 0.05090 | 139 | 108 | 20 | 11 |
2368 | Is that a carrot in your hat, or are you just excited to see me? | 1.3094 | 0.05090 | 139 | 106 | 23 | 10 |
2369 | I let you break me, saddle me and rein me; but I draw the line at gender conformity. | 1.3094 | 0.04987 | 139 | 105 | 25 | 9 |
2370 | Are your shoes nailed to your feet? | 1.3094 | 0.04773 | 139 | 108 | 21 | 10 |
2371 | You’d have thought horse shoes would have come in sets of four | 1.3094 | 0.04773 | 139 | 105 | 26 | 8 |
2372 | You don't say anything about my hat, and I won't say anything about your shoes. | 1.3094 | 0.04881 | 139 | 104 | 27 | 8 |
2373 | Well, you're not exactly killing it with that hat | 1.3094 | 0.04433 | 139 | 100 | 35 | 4 |
2374 | So, this really is your first rodeo” | 1.3094 | 0.04549 | 139 | 101 | 33 | 5 |
2375 | Is this your first rodeo? | 1.3094 | 0.04773 | 139 | 103 | 29 | 7 |
2376 | You know I cant resist a BOGO sale . | 1.3094 | 0.03868 | 139 | 108 | 24 | 7 |
2377 | If I were in your hat and your were in my shoes, the game would be different. | 1.3094 | 0.05291 | 139 | 108 | 19 | 12 |
2378 | Okay, I'm sorry for laughing at your hat. | 1.3077 | 0.04679 | 143 | 106 | 30 | 7 |
2379 | I just think an open-hoof sandal would be better in this kind of heat. | 1.3077 | 0.04573 | 143 | 105 | 32 | 6 |
2380 | You try shopping for shoes online. | 1.3077 | 0.04885 | 143 | 108 | 26 | 9 |
2381 | I have two pairs just like them in the barn. | 1.3071 | 0.04744 | 140 | 104 | 29 | 7 |
2382 | You said this was a business trip. | 1.3071 | 0.04956 | 140 | 106 | 25 | 9 |
2383 | After a mile in her shoes, I still don't understand why your wife has stayed around so long. | 1.3071 | 0.05258 | 140 | 109 | 19 | 12 |
2384 | If we're going to get service, you still need to put on a shirt. | 1.3071 | 0.05159 | 140 | 108 | 21 | 11 |
2385 | New year. New me. New horse shoes. | 1.3071 | 0.04634 | 140 | 103 | 31 | 6 |
2386 | Its more than just learning the steps, Gene. You gotta feel the music. | 1.3071 | 0.04634 | 140 | 103 | 31 | 6 |
2387 | I had my colors done. | 1.3071 | 0.04744 | 140 | 104 | 29 | 7 |
2388 | I hate gender reveal parties. | 1.3071 | 0.04956 | 140 | 106 | 25 | 9 |
2389 | Yeah, well, that’s just, like, your opinion man. | 1.3071 | 0.04851 | 140 | 105 | 27 | 8 |
2390 | I was kinda hoping for Air Jordans. | 1.3071 | 0.04744 | 140 | 104 | 29 | 7 |
2391 | I trust we still ride at dawn. | 1.3071 | 0.04956 | 140 | 106 | 25 | 9 |
2392 | So, I buck if it’s a girl, rear if it’s a boy, got it. Remind me why we don’t just tell them? | 1.3071 | 0.04904 | 140 | 108 | 22 | 10 |
2393 | It's my hair, isn't it? | 1.3071 | 0.04634 | 140 | 103 | 31 | 6 |
2394 | Well maybe I don’t like it much when you wear chaps | 1.3071 | 0.04522 | 140 | 102 | 33 | 5 |
2395 | No! No! The red ones BOTH go on your left side. | 1.3071 | 0.04744 | 140 | 104 | 29 | 7 |
2396 | Remember: all I'm offering is the truth. Nothing more. | 1.3071 | 0.05354 | 140 | 110 | 17 | 13 |
2397 | You think it's all about chasing cattle round fields but I'm telling you, one day dressage is going to be huge. | 1.3071 | 0.04634 | 140 | 103 | 31 | 6 |
2398 | Really? That’s what you’re wearing? | 1.3071 | 0.04744 | 140 | 104 | 29 | 7 |
2399 | I still ain't taking you to the dance. | 1.3071 | 0.04851 | 140 | 105 | 27 | 8 |
2400 | Look...if not now, when? | 1.3071 | 0.04956 | 140 | 106 | 25 | 9 |
2401 | Nike figured with most sports shut down... | 1.3071 | 0.04956 | 140 | 106 | 25 | 9 |
2402 | Buster had his own interpretation of “horse of a different color.” | 1.3071 | 0.04851 | 140 | 105 | 27 | 8 |
2403 | You can change the back ones, but lay off my blue suede shoes. | 1.3071 | 0.05258 | 140 | 109 | 19 | 12 |
2404 | I knew I shouldn't have let the New York farrier shoe you. | 1.3071 | 0.04042 | 140 | 108 | 25 | 7 |
2405 | You’ve been to that Blacksmythe Shoppe on Rodeo Drive again, haven’t you? | 1.3071 | 0.04956 | 140 | 106 | 25 | 9 |
2406 | I don't mind the colors, but you're going to want to have socks. | 1.3071 | 0.04744 | 140 | 104 | 29 | 7 |
2407 | These were all that were left in my size. | 1.3071 | 0.04744 | 140 | 106 | 26 | 8 |
2408 | Sure, Jake. I'm the one that looks ridiculous. | 1.3071 | 0.04956 | 140 | 106 | 25 | 9 |
2409 | There they are! My wife is going to be pissed at you! | 1.3071 | 0.04522 | 140 | 102 | 33 | 5 |
2410 | I have a confession to make...I'm trans! | 1.3071 | 0.04956 | 140 | 106 | 25 | 9 |
2411 | I needed the arch support. | 1.3071 | 0.04956 | 140 | 106 | 25 | 9 |
2412 | Gosh darned blacksmith | 1.3071 | 0.03569 | 140 | 107 | 28 | 5 |
2413 | I guess you don't feel like going for a ride today. | 1.3071 | 0.00717 | 140 | 114 | 24 | 2 |
2414 | If they are all the same color, it will be too matchy-matchy. | 1.3071 | 0.04407 | 140 | 101 | 35 | 4 |
2415 | The rear shoes pinch and none of the colors match your outfit. | 1.3071 | 0.04634 | 140 | 105 | 28 | 7 |
2416 | Well, they FEEL lucky. | 1.3071 | 0.05159 | 140 | 108 | 21 | 11 |
2417 | The Posse will never be able to follow our trail. | 1.3071 | 0.04522 | 140 | 102 | 33 | 5 |
2418 | Getting these off is the part I haven’t figured out yet... | 1.3071 | 0.04744 | 140 | 104 | 29 | 7 |
2419 | what about the shoes I got you? | 1.3071 | 0.04634 | 140 | 103 | 31 | 6 |
2420 | Stimulus well spent Steve | 1.3071 | 0.04851 | 140 | 105 | 27 | 8 |
2421 | Nike is paying me hay for life after winning the Derby if I wear their shoes. I keep the stud fees... | 1.3071 | 0.04228 | 140 | 107 | 26 | 7 |
2422 | Loafers? Really? You want to wear loafers now? | 1.3071 | 0.04744 | 140 | 104 | 29 | 7 |
2423 | So, it seemed appropriate that the red ones would be near my horse's ass. | 1.3071 | 0.04956 | 140 | 106 | 25 | 9 |
2424 | I'm a proud mare on a dude ranch. | 1.3071 | 0.04956 | 140 | 106 | 25 | 9 |
2425 | I can go check in the back but I’m fairly sure that’s all we have. | 1.3071 | 0.04522 | 140 | 102 | 33 | 5 |
2426 | Can we stick to the paved trails today? I just got new shoes. | 1.3071 | 0.04407 | 140 | 101 | 35 | 4 |
2427 | I don’t know dude, the hats a bit much | 1.3071 | 0.04744 | 140 | 104 | 29 | 7 |
2428 | Sorry Trigger, but I couldn't get the matching pink ones in your front hoof size. | 1.3071 | 0.04744 | 140 | 104 | 29 | 7 |
2429 | Fashion is the new luck | 1.3071 | 0.05109 | 140 | 110 | 18 | 12 |
2430 | What? They’re just until the salons reopen. | 1.3071 | 0.03913 | 140 | 109 | 24 | 7 |
2431 | Do you ever stop horsing around? | 1.3071 | 0.04851 | 140 | 105 | 27 | 8 |
2432 | I see you’re hot to trot | 1.3071 | 0.05058 | 140 | 107 | 23 | 10 |
2433 | John knew he hit rock-bottom when he was envious of a horse. | 1.3071 | 0.05159 | 140 | 108 | 21 | 11 |
2434 | I felt like I needed to add some color to my life | 1.3071 | 0.04956 | 140 | 106 | 25 | 9 |
2435 | That’s gonna be a neigh on the shoes. | 1.3071 | 0.04634 | 140 | 103 | 31 | 6 |
2436 | It’s not “just a phase.” | 1.3071 | 0.05058 | 140 | 107 | 23 | 10 |
2437 | I wear different colored shoes cause horses is color-blind. What are your excuse for wearing those atrocity for a hat, Steve? | 1.3071 | 0.05058 | 140 | 107 | 23 | 10 |
2438 | What? They have great arch support. | 1.3071 | 0.04634 | 140 | 103 | 31 | 6 |
2439 | I’ve though about it, and I would like to move to the city | 1.3071 | 0.04851 | 140 | 105 | 27 | 8 |
2440 | Jimmy Choo has a 50% off sale! | 1.3071 | 0.04851 | 140 | 105 | 27 | 8 |
2441 | Ok, now you walk a mile in mine. | 1.3066 | 0.04811 | 137 | 102 | 28 | 7 |
2442 | I told you I can't be tamed. | 1.3066 | 0.04464 | 137 | 99 | 34 | 4 |
2443 | Those are very smart shoes but the colors are all wrong for you. | 1.3066 | 0.05135 | 137 | 105 | 22 | 10 |
2444 | I call it - business in the front, party in the back | 1.3066 | 0.04811 | 137 | 102 | 28 | 7 |
2445 | Why are you wearing Jessica's hat? | 1.3066 | 0.04403 | 137 | 101 | 31 | 5 |
2446 | Where did you find my hat? It’s been missing from my closet for weeks! | 1.3066 | 0.04921 | 137 | 103 | 26 | 8 |
2447 | Blue is forward, red is backward. | 1.3066 | 0.04582 | 137 | 100 | 32 | 5 |
2448 | Too Hamptons? | 1.3066 | 0.04698 | 137 | 101 | 30 | 6 |
2449 | So you’re going with the hat again... | 1.3066 | 0.04582 | 137 | 100 | 32 | 5 |
2450 | I like the red but it's up to you. | 1.3066 | 0.04342 | 137 | 103 | 28 | 6 |
2451 | Not every day is a sandal day, John. | 1.3066 | 0.04921 | 137 | 103 | 26 | 8 |
2452 | Would you quit horsing around. I told you blue to the left and red to the right. | 1.3058 | 0.04817 | 121 | 93 | 21 | 7 |
2453 | Zappos. Why do you ask? | 1.3050 | 0.04715 | 141 | 105 | 29 | 7 |
2454 | ...and when you gallop, they''ll be a blur of purple. | 1.3050 | 0.05027 | 141 | 108 | 23 | 10 |
2455 | What do you think? Yay or neigh? | 1.3050 | 0.04715 | 141 | 105 | 29 | 7 |
2456 | I was just another dumb old talking horse. That is... until I put on the shoes | 1.3050 | 0.04661 | 141 | 107 | 26 | 8 |
2457 | Front legs to go Back legs to stop. | 1.3043 | 0.05404 | 138 | 109 | 16 | 13 |
2458 | I’m guessing you dressed in the dark? | 1.3043 | 0.04997 | 138 | 105 | 24 | 9 |
2459 | It completes my whole "business in front, party in the back" aesthetic. | 1.3043 | 0.04997 | 138 | 105 | 24 | 9 |
2460 | My first rodeo - how do I look? | 1.3043 | 0.04554 | 138 | 101 | 32 | 5 |
2461 | I pride myself on being a horse of a different color. | 1.3043 | 0.04316 | 138 | 99 | 36 | 3 |
2462 | Don't even think about nailing these to my hooves. | 1.3043 | 0.04890 | 138 | 104 | 26 | 8 |
2463 | The blue ones are my dancing shoes, and the red ones are for kicking you in the balls. | 1.3043 | 0.04890 | 138 | 104 | 26 | 8 |
2464 | No! Port is Green on the Left and Starboard is Red on the Right. | 1.3043 | 0.04437 | 138 | 100 | 34 | 4 |
2465 | What? The blacksmith was closed due to COVID-19. | 1.3043 | 0.05102 | 138 | 106 | 22 | 10 |
2466 | If they try to track us they'll think it's just two cool dudes. | 1.3043 | 0.04612 | 138 | 104 | 27 | 7 |
2467 | I go by Edna now. | 1.3043 | 0.04997 | 138 | 105 | 24 | 9 |
2468 | I thought we were going to that nice ravine. | 1.3043 | 0.04781 | 138 | 107 | 22 | 9 |
2469 | So, which pair matches my coat better? | 1.3043 | 0.04669 | 138 | 102 | 30 | 6 |
2470 | I told my children to stop dressing up my horse. | 1.3043 | 0.04781 | 138 | 103 | 28 | 7 |
2471 | WHAT KIND OF BLACKSMITH DO YOU USE? | 1.3043 | 0.05205 | 138 | 107 | 20 | 11 |
2472 | No, no. It’s red to port, and green to starboard. | 1.3043 | 0.04890 | 138 | 104 | 26 | 8 |
2473 | They're not "Kinky Boots" but they'll do. | 1.3043 | 0.04554 | 138 | 101 | 32 | 5 |
2474 | Ever since the Blacksmith figured how to use Amazon, you've become a nightmare. | 1.3043 | 0.04781 | 138 | 103 | 28 | 7 |
2475 | Too early to say, but thanks for not nailing them on. | 1.3043 | 0.04669 | 138 | 102 | 30 | 6 |
2476 | Strange things happened in quarantine, eh? | 1.3043 | 0.04554 | 138 | 101 | 32 | 5 |
2477 | Blue or red ,I am on the fence | 1.3043 | 0.04554 | 138 | 101 | 32 | 5 |
2478 | Did you do something different with your hair? | 1.3043 | 0.04997 | 138 | 105 | 24 | 9 |
2479 | Well, your hat is stupid. | 1.3043 | 0.04890 | 138 | 104 | 26 | 8 |
2480 | Yes, well, everyone is wearing "personalized" face masks so I said, To hell with it; time to spice things up | 1.3043 | 0.04669 | 138 | 102 | 30 | 6 |
2481 | I didn't say anything about your hat, just give me this. | 1.3043 | 0.04781 | 138 | 103 | 28 | 7 |
2482 | I can see why you came to me for advice, but I just don’t know much about hats | 1.3043 | 0.04554 | 138 | 101 | 32 | 5 |
2483 | The horseshoes descriptions on amazon are way off. | 1.3043 | 0.05501 | 138 | 110 | 14 | 14 |
2484 | They were the only shoes in my size. | 1.3043 | 0.04890 | 138 | 104 | 26 | 8 |
2485 | My blacksmith just got back from Paris Fashion Week. | 1.3040 | 0.04980 | 125 | 93 | 26 | 6 |
2486 | This is what happens when I ask the wife to reshoe the horses. | 1.3040 | 0.04980 | 125 | 93 | 26 | 6 |
2487 | You, Sir, are all hat and no cattle. | 1.3040 | 0.05591 | 125 | 98 | 16 | 11 |
2488 | I’m a working horse... I went looking for horseshoes... on Rodeo Drive... in Beverly Hills. | 1.3040 | 0.05355 | 125 | 96 | 20 | 9 |
2489 | A bet's a bet Rusty. | 1.3040 | 0.05108 | 125 | 94 | 24 | 7 |
2490 | Ok, but only if you lose that hat. | 1.3040 | 0.04849 | 125 | 92 | 28 | 5 |
2491 | Do you think this is the Rainbow Round-up? | 1.3040 | 0.05355 | 125 | 96 | 20 | 9 |
2492 | Um, Dave, these aren't horse shoes. | 1.3040 | 0.05355 | 125 | 96 | 20 | 9 |
2493 | Johnny from the counter says the blue will contrast with my eyes | 1.3040 | 0.04980 | 125 | 95 | 23 | 7 |
2494 | I never really felt like a stallion until now. | 1.3040 | 0.05108 | 125 | 94 | 24 | 7 |
2495 | I read in Vogue it's declassé for finger and toenail polish to be the same color. | 1.3040 | 0.05355 | 125 | 96 | 20 | 9 |
2496 | Because shoes don't come in fours David! | 1.3040 | 0.05108 | 125 | 94 | 24 | 7 |
2497 | It was either these mismatched ones or the high heels. | 1.3040 | 0.04980 | 125 | 93 | 26 | 6 |
2498 | I'm firing you as my personal shopper. | 1.3040 | 0.05233 | 125 | 95 | 22 | 8 |
2499 | Ooh, ‘gallop.” I thought you’ve saying ‘gala.’ | 1.3040 | 0.05233 | 125 | 95 | 22 | 8 |
2500 | Those snakeskin? | 1.3040 | 0.05705 | 125 | 99 | 14 | 12 |
2501 | The new blacksmith worked for Jimmy Choo. | 1.3040 | 0.05474 | 125 | 97 | 18 | 10 |
2502 | I wasn't sure if you were taking me somewhere fancy or more relaxed. | 1.3040 | 0.04980 | 125 | 93 | 26 | 6 |
2503 | I guess they don’t make flip flops for hooves? | 1.3040 | 0.00803 | 125 | 103 | 20 | 2 |
2504 | They have good arch support. | 1.3040 | 0.04980 | 125 | 93 | 26 | 6 |
2505 | They were having a ‘buy one, get one free’ sale. | 1.3040 | 0.05355 | 125 | 96 | 20 | 9 |
2506 | I'm waiting for the pants to be buy one get one free. | 1.3040 | 0.04915 | 125 | 95 | 23 | 7 |
2507 | I don't think they'll swipe these ones from me to play horse shoes | 1.3040 | 0.05474 | 125 | 97 | 18 | 10 |
2508 | Don’t give me that look | 1.3040 | 0.05233 | 125 | 95 | 22 | 8 |
2509 | Ever seen a mule in mules? | 1.3040 | 0.04980 | 125 | 93 | 26 | 6 |
2510 | Tap is my life! | 1.3040 | 0.05591 | 125 | 98 | 16 | 11 |
2511 | Sarah, my girl, I'll be honest, you've really freaked me out a bit here... how did you tie your laces? | 1.3040 | 0.05355 | 125 | 96 | 20 | 9 |
2512 | Get used to it. I'm no longer hoofing it. | 1.3037 | 0.04734 | 135 | 100 | 29 | 6 |
2513 | Well there’s more than one way to shoe a horse Cowboy . | 1.3037 | 0.04962 | 135 | 102 | 25 | 8 |
2514 | Teal with pink? Really? | 1.3037 | 0.04850 | 135 | 101 | 27 | 7 |
2515 | Honestly Rex? I'd go with the Guccis and return the Bruno Maglis. | 1.3037 | 0.04962 | 135 | 102 | 25 | 8 |
2516 | OK, if it makes you feel better, I'll put one of the red shoes in front and one of the blue shoes in back. | 1.3037 | 0.04734 | 135 | 100 | 29 | 6 |
2517 | I thought saddle shoes and New Yorker comics only came in black and white? | 1.3037 | 0.04962 | 135 | 102 | 25 | 8 |
2518 | What did you do with the Manolos? | 1.3037 | 0.04850 | 135 | 101 | 27 | 7 |
2519 | This is the last time I’ll ever order shoes online. | 1.3037 | 0.04962 | 135 | 102 | 25 | 8 |
2520 | Should we return these and get the open-hooved slippers? | 1.3037 | 0.05180 | 135 | 104 | 21 | 10 |
2521 | How many pairs of those bucking shoes do you have? | 1.3037 | 0.05073 | 135 | 103 | 23 | 9 |
2522 | Do they make my hooves look big? | 1.3037 | 0.04850 | 135 | 101 | 27 | 7 |
2523 | I warn you, many a horse has been lost for want of a shoe... | 1.3037 | 0.04370 | 135 | 97 | 35 | 3 |
2524 | Can l see something in a saddle shoe? | 1.3037 | 0.04306 | 135 | 104 | 24 | 7 |
2525 | So now I suppose you want me to call you "they" | 1.3037 | 0.04906 | 135 | 104 | 22 | 9 |
2526 | Oh, I thought you said Rodeo Drive. | 1.3037 | 0.05180 | 135 | 104 | 21 | 10 |
2527 | It's over. And she wants all her stuff back. | 1.3037 | 0.04734 | 135 | 102 | 26 | 7 |
2528 | It’s called fashion, Jarred. | 1.3037 | 0.04962 | 135 | 102 | 25 | 8 |
2529 | It’s going to be a black-and-white photo | 1.3037 | 0.04962 | 135 | 102 | 25 | 8 |
2530 | It’s my version of a mullet. Business in the front, party in the back. | 1.3037 | 0.05491 | 135 | 107 | 15 | 13 |
2531 | This is how you "horse around." | 1.3037 | 0.05073 | 135 | 103 | 23 | 9 |
2532 | Open toes in the front? You don't HAVE any toes! | 1.3034 | 0.04624 | 145 | 108 | 30 | 7 |
2533 | You didn’t say anything about a purse! | 1.3034 | 0.04827 | 145 | 110 | 26 | 9 |
2534 | I should've known something was up when he changed his sign from "Blacksmith" to "Farrier". | 1.3028 | 0.04468 | 142 | 104 | 33 | 5 |
2535 | And you thought I couldn’t open your closet door! | 1.3028 | 0.04895 | 142 | 108 | 25 | 9 |
2536 | You may be confusing the yellow brick road with the dusty trail. | 1.3022 | 0.04527 | 139 | 102 | 32 | 5 |
2537 | Yeah, the roosters are on the fence too. | 1.3022 | 0.04752 | 139 | 104 | 28 | 7 |
2538 | My tail is dragging. I think I need lifts for my rear shoes. | 1.3022 | 0.05070 | 139 | 107 | 22 | 10 |
2539 | Yer ma—God rest her soul—wanted you to have them. | 1.3022 | 0.04860 | 139 | 105 | 26 | 8 |
2540 | I think you have my hat. | 1.3022 | 0.04752 | 139 | 104 | 28 | 7 |
2541 | Six feet please. | 1.3022 | 0.04860 | 139 | 105 | 26 | 8 |
2542 | It’s the best I could do. Supply chains are disrupted right now. | 1.3022 | 0.04860 | 139 | 105 | 26 | 8 |
2543 | First rodeo? | 1.3016 | 0.04683 | 126 | 92 | 30 | 4 |
2544 | I could never pull off a hat like that. | 1.3016 | 0.05197 | 126 | 96 | 22 | 8 |
2545 | A hat would complete the look, nay? | 1.3016 | 0.04817 | 126 | 93 | 28 | 5 |
2546 | My usual farrier is in quarantine. | 1.3015 | 0.04467 | 136 | 99 | 33 | 4 |
2547 | OK, but you'll have to lose the hat. | 1.3015 | 0.04819 | 136 | 102 | 27 | 7 |
2548 | I got them on sale. | 1.3015 | 0.04705 | 136 | 101 | 29 | 6 |
2549 | I said I had horse sense, not fashion sense. | 1.3015 | 0.04467 | 136 | 99 | 33 | 4 |
2550 | Next time, let’s stick with a blacksmith. | 1.3015 | 0.05147 | 136 | 105 | 21 | 10 |
2551 | You're the first animal to be in color in the New Yorker, and you are wearing mismatching socks. Way to represent. | 1.3008 | 0.03617 | 133 | 105 | 22 | 6 |
2552 | I’m the horse of different colors. You’ve heard of me, right? | 1.3008 | 0.05005 | 133 | 101 | 24 | 8 |
2553 | Betcha some darn neighbor's running a horseshoe tournament. | 1.3008 | 0.05061 | 133 | 104 | 19 | 10 |
2554 | Well I don't care what you say Jon, I think they look fabulous and I want to wear them. Why are you always sniping at me? Do I critique your hat, which everyone knows scream "Compensating"? No. They all talk about you behind your back you know. Jerk. | 1.3008 | 0.05335 | 133 | 104 | 18 | 11 |
2555 | I'm going out to play with the deer and the antelope. Want to come? | 1.3008 | 0.05005 | 133 | 101 | 24 | 8 |
2556 | I was slipping when I walked down a ramp. | 1.3008 | 0.05227 | 133 | 103 | 20 | 10 |
2557 | But all the other fillies are wearing them now! | 1.3008 | 0.04771 | 133 | 99 | 28 | 6 |
2558 | The invitation said “dressage casual.” | 1.3008 | 0.05005 | 133 | 101 | 24 | 8 |
2559 | No more ridiculous than your Crocs | 1.3008 | 0.04651 | 133 | 98 | 30 | 5 |
2560 | Do you think the red shoes make me look fat? | 1.3008 | 0.05061 | 133 | 104 | 19 | 10 |
2561 | What no rhinestones? I am a cowboy, after all. | 1.3008 | 0.05227 | 133 | 103 | 20 | 10 |
2562 | You forgot my orthotics didn't you? | 1.3008 | 0.05227 | 133 | 103 | 20 | 10 |
2563 | Now you try walking a mile in my shoes. | 1.3008 | 0.04947 | 133 | 103 | 21 | 9 |
2564 | I grew up gender-neutral! | 1.3008 | 0.04334 | 133 | 98 | 31 | 4 |
2565 | you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make it tap dance | 1.3008 | 0.04889 | 133 | 100 | 26 | 7 |
2566 | and that’s why you need to register and vote. Nice shoes by the way | 1.3008 | 0.05441 | 133 | 105 | 16 | 12 |
2567 | What? You said you didn't want to go out | 1.3008 | 0.04771 | 133 | 99 | 28 | 6 |
2568 | I think the blue ones bring out the color of your eyes. | 1.3000 | 0.04723 | 140 | 105 | 28 | 7 |
2569 | No matching belt? | 1.3000 | 0.04204 | 140 | 105 | 30 | 5 |
2570 | Let me guess — one of those gender reveals? | 1.3000 | 0.04612 | 140 | 109 | 22 | 9 |
2571 | Now Goody, if I told you once...... | 1.3000 | 0.04723 | 140 | 105 | 28 | 7 |
2572 | I got tired of trotting. How do you feel about loafing? | 1.3000 | 0.04830 | 140 | 106 | 26 | 8 |
2573 | This time, order the ones with nails.” | 1.3000 | 0.05238 | 140 | 110 | 18 | 12 |
2574 | I thought you'd appreciate a horseshoe of a different color. | 1.3000 | 0.05238 | 140 | 110 | 18 | 12 |
2575 | My new farrier is Italian. | 1.3000 | 0.04935 | 140 | 107 | 24 | 9 |
2576 | I’m just asking you to get off my back. | 1.3000 | 0.04935 | 140 | 107 | 24 | 9 |
2577 | My call came from Prancing With the Stars. | 1.3000 | 0.04965 | 120 | 89 | 26 | 5 |
2578 | So wadda you think? I got ‘em BOGO. | 1.3000 | 0.04830 | 140 | 106 | 26 | 8 |
2579 | Can we hire a REAL blacksmith? | 1.3000 | 0.04935 | 140 | 107 | 24 | 9 |
2580 | I went trotting through your closet. | 1.3000 | 0.04935 | 140 | 107 | 24 | 9 |
2581 | Ok, you win, I’ll stop wearing this hat. Now take off those shoes. | 1.3000 | 0.05139 | 140 | 109 | 20 | 11 |
2582 | Trust me, the loafers will deflect attention from that ridiculous hat. | 1.3000 | 0.04500 | 140 | 103 | 32 | 5 |
2583 | ‘No more ridiculous than your lid, broheme.” | 1.3000 | 0.03887 | 140 | 108 | 26 | 6 |
2584 | So, what's new in your corral? | 1.3000 | 0.04384 | 140 | 104 | 31 | 5 |
2585 | My shoes are a statement, and I also want a hat like yours. | 1.3000 | 0.05038 | 140 | 108 | 22 | 10 |
2586 | You have no right to comment. Yesterday you wore a shirt with tassels. | 1.3000 | 0.04500 | 140 | 103 | 32 | 5 |
2587 | Sorry, old fella, I guess I haven’t mastered ordering shoes on line. | 1.3000 | 0.04612 | 140 | 104 | 30 | 6 |
2588 | "The invitation said "Black Tie" not "Country Club Casual." | 1.3000 | 0.04442 | 140 | 110 | 22 | 8 |
2589 | You know me: never can pass by two-for-one offer. | 1.3000 | 0.04500 | 140 | 103 | 32 | 5 |
2590 | You are asking for trouble going into town like that. | 1.3000 | 0.04723 | 140 | 105 | 28 | 7 |
2591 | That hat looks ridiculous on you. | 1.3000 | 0.04830 | 140 | 106 | 26 | 8 |
2592 | It's hard to find a matching quadruple | 1.3000 | 0.05038 | 140 | 108 | 22 | 10 |
2593 | You've been reading VOGUE again, haven't you? | 1.3000 | 0.04830 | 140 | 106 | 26 | 8 |
2594 | You wanted shoes. I got you shoes. Quit complaining and let's go. | 1.3000 | 0.04830 | 140 | 106 | 26 | 8 |
2595 | You’re the one that insisted that I wear horseshoes | 1.3000 | 0.05038 | 140 | 108 | 22 | 10 |
2596 | I agree. Metal Shoes are so yesterday. | 1.3000 | 0.04612 | 140 | 104 | 30 | 6 |
2597 | Yet again I’m the only one putting in effort. | 1.3000 | 0.04723 | 140 | 105 | 28 | 7 |
2598 | Seriously you don’t think they clash with the color of the saddle? | 1.3000 | 0.04612 | 140 | 104 | 30 | 6 |
2599 | No more flip flops until I can get a pedicure. | 1.3000 | 0.05104 | 120 | 90 | 24 | 6 |
2600 | ... I finally realized I am gender neutral 😊 | 1.3000 | 0.02813 | 140 | 113 | 21 | 6 |
2601 | They're from the Bridle and Formal shop | 1.3000 | 0.04143 | 140 | 105 | 30 | 5 |
2602 | I rode in on this? | 1.3000 | 0.05104 | 120 | 90 | 24 | 6 |
2603 | Let's take a new tack. | 1.3000 | 0.04723 | 140 | 105 | 28 | 7 |
2604 | I never wanted to do this anyway, but okay | 1.3000 | 0.04723 | 140 | 105 | 28 | 7 |
2605 | That’s it, we are getting a new farrier. | 1.3000 | 0.05038 | 140 | 108 | 22 | 10 |
2606 | It's supposed to be green - starboard, and red - port, not green - front, red - rear. | 1.3000 | 0.04830 | 140 | 106 | 26 | 8 |
2607 | I thought we could go dancing tonight... | 1.2991 | 0.04970 | 117 | 94 | 14 | 9 |
2608 | Ever since I’ve been a gelding I’ve had an uncontrollable desire to shop for shoes | 1.2991 | 0.04585 | 117 | 89 | 23 | 5 |
2609 | I told you to check the new blacksmith's references. | 1.2985 | 0.05084 | 134 | 103 | 22 | 9 |
2610 | What!? A talking horse! | 1.2985 | 0.04972 | 134 | 102 | 24 | 8 |
2611 | You know no one can see your shoes over zoom, right? | 1.2985 | 0.04858 | 134 | 101 | 26 | 7 |
2612 | Why the long face, cowboy? I want to look shod, not shoddy. | 1.2979 | 0.05107 | 141 | 110 | 20 | 11 |
2613 | Two Reeboks and two Skechers. I diversify my runs. | 1.2979 | 0.04905 | 141 | 108 | 24 | 9 |
2614 | I know the colors don't match but the other option had shoelaces. | 1.2979 | 0.04905 | 141 | 108 | 24 | 9 |
2615 | No, I distinctly remember you said the gunfight would be at the Really Nice Corral. | 1.2979 | 0.04694 | 141 | 106 | 28 | 7 |
2616 | Riding days are over, pal. Which way to the runway? | 1.2979 | 0.04473 | 141 | 104 | 32 | 5 |
2617 | Ok, I put on the shoes. Now what are you going to do with the hat? | 1.2979 | 0.04473 | 141 | 104 | 32 | 5 |
2618 | Well, they may not be horseshoes but they are your horse's shoes. | 1.2979 | 0.04585 | 141 | 105 | 30 | 6 |
2619 | They didn't have four of one color. | 1.2979 | 0.04119 | 141 | 108 | 27 | 6 |
2620 | Cowboy Reboot | 1.2979 | 0.04800 | 141 | 107 | 26 | 8 |
2621 | You said “No shoes, no service, right?” | 1.2979 | 0.04905 | 141 | 108 | 24 | 9 |
2622 | No, they don’t match. They go together. | 1.2979 | 0.04694 | 141 | 106 | 28 | 7 |
2623 | I promised to walk a mile in both of their shoes | 1.2979 | 0.04800 | 141 | 107 | 26 | 8 |
2624 | With these I go clop-clip. | 1.2977 | 0.04809 | 131 | 98 | 27 | 6 |
2625 | Quit horsing around and give me my shoes | 1.2977 | 0.05275 | 131 | 102 | 19 | 10 |
2626 | Now, I want a cape. | 1.2977 | 0.05048 | 131 | 100 | 23 | 8 |
2627 | No, I didn't say I don't like them. I just said it was different, that's all. | 1.2977 | 0.05048 | 131 | 100 | 23 | 8 |
2628 | Really? Maybe I’m color blind. | 1.2977 | 0.04623 | 131 | 99 | 26 | 6 |
2629 | I didn’t say a thing ... | 1.2977 | 0.05048 | 131 | 103 | 19 | 9 |
2630 | So you swear you weren’t in my closet? | 1.2977 | 0.04686 | 131 | 97 | 29 | 5 |
2631 | Unbelievable. I told the salesman I was colorblind! | 1.2977 | 0.04930 | 131 | 99 | 25 | 7 |
2632 | I slipped the blacksmith a twenty. | 1.2963 | 0.04711 | 135 | 101 | 28 | 6 |
2633 | Well I think your hat's pretty silly too. | 1.2963 | 0.05159 | 135 | 105 | 20 | 10 |
2634 | Not matchy-matchy, anyways | 1.2963 | 0.04940 | 135 | 103 | 24 | 8 |
2635 | Please address me as "they." | 1.2963 | 0.04940 | 135 | 103 | 24 | 8 |
2636 | Be honest. Do they make me look fat? | 1.2963 | 0.05051 | 135 | 104 | 22 | 9 |
2637 | Both colors look great on you. | 1.2963 | 0.03337 | 135 | 106 | 24 | 5 |
2638 | Shoes, good. But you're still gonna need a shirt or we're not getting service." | 1.2963 | 0.04711 | 135 | 101 | 28 | 6 |
2639 | There's a dance down at the corral tonight. | 1.2963 | 0.04652 | 135 | 103 | 25 | 7 |
2640 | his 'n hers | 1.2963 | 0.05265 | 135 | 106 | 18 | 11 |
2641 | They had them in every color. | 1.2963 | 0.04216 | 135 | 102 | 28 | 5 |
2642 | Howdy pardner! I'm gender fluid. | 1.2963 | 0.05051 | 135 | 104 | 22 | 9 |
2643 | If you don't make fun of my shoes I won’t make fun of your hat. | 1.2963 | 0.04940 | 135 | 103 | 24 | 8 |
2644 | I can only get you to Kansas. The green ones are just for show. | 1.2963 | 0.04940 | 135 | 103 | 24 | 8 |
2645 | Don’t give me that look. I read a Gallop poll that said these were IN | 1.2963 | 0.04711 | 135 | 101 | 28 | 6 |
2646 | Yeah, I've been through the desert on a horse from Balmain. | 1.2963 | 0.04940 | 135 | 103 | 24 | 8 |
2647 | Seriously, you're not getting on my back with that. | 1.2963 | 0.05051 | 135 | 104 | 22 | 9 |
2648 | So, for how long did the doctor say you have to wear that hat? | 1.2963 | 0.05265 | 135 | 106 | 18 | 11 |
2649 | .....cuz they didn’t have two matching pairs is size 24. | 1.2958 | 0.04771 | 142 | 108 | 26 | 8 |
2650 | Style over substance, again? | 1.2958 | 0.04332 | 142 | 104 | 34 | 4 |
2651 | We may be the O.K. Corral, but that don't mean anything goes. | 1.2958 | 0.04771 | 142 | 108 | 26 | 8 |
2652 | I'm transitioning." | 1.2957 | 0.05520 | 115 | 89 | 18 | 8 |
2653 | Why aren't you wearing a mask? | 1.2957 | 0.05790 | 115 | 91 | 14 | 10 |
2654 | Would you believe PPE? | 1.2957 | 0.05236 | 115 | 87 | 22 | 6 |
2655 | You said to hurry up | 1.2957 | 0.05236 | 115 | 87 | 22 | 6 |
2656 | But these shoes are for a horse of a different color. | 1.2955 | 0.04898 | 132 | 100 | 25 | 7 |
2657 | They ran out of blue in my size. | 1.2955 | 0.04898 | 132 | 100 | 25 | 7 |
2658 | Yea, I could never do that look, but it works for you. | 1.2955 | 0.04778 | 132 | 99 | 27 | 6 |
2659 | I’m gender fluid. | 1.2955 | 0.04898 | 132 | 100 | 25 | 7 |
2660 | I’m not changing my hat just because you think your friends will laugh at you. | 1.2955 | 0.03087 | 132 | 103 | 26 | 3 |
2661 | no blacksmiths around here, these are the best I could do! | 1.2955 | 0.05128 | 132 | 102 | 21 | 9 |
2662 | Business in the front, horsing around in the back - that’s how I run. | 1.2955 | 0.03685 | 132 | 101 | 27 | 4 |
2663 | Oh yeah, well maybe these are lucky too! | 1.2955 | 0.04898 | 132 | 100 | 25 | 7 |
2664 | They keep getting lost in the wash. | 1.2955 | 0.05014 | 132 | 101 | 23 | 8 |
2665 | I told you I was uneasy using a new blacksmith from Beverly Hills? | 1.2955 | 0.05128 | 132 | 102 | 21 | 9 |
2666 | Whoa—so I’m colorblind? | 1.2955 | 0.04778 | 132 | 99 | 27 | 6 |
2667 | No one can resist a two-for-one clearance sale. Besides, think of how much you'll save in nails! | 1.2955 | 0.03838 | 132 | 107 | 17 | 8 |
2668 | You need to forget about dressage, this is a dude ranch! | 1.2955 | 0.04778 | 132 | 101 | 24 | 7 |
2669 | I know, but blacksmiths aren't an essential service. | 1.2955 | 0.04778 | 132 | 99 | 27 | 6 |
2670 | Saddle loafers" aren't just lazy riders, you know | 1.2955 | 0.04465 | 132 | 99 | 28 | 5 |
2671 | Still undecided? | 1.2955 | 0.04465 | 132 | 101 | 25 | 6 |
2672 | I can’t believe you’re wearing those without socks. | 1.2955 | 0.04655 | 132 | 98 | 29 | 5 |
2673 | Why choose if you don't have to? | 1.2955 | 0.04530 | 132 | 97 | 31 | 4 |
2674 | They're donating a pair for every pair purchased - so I ordered more than I need. | 1.2955 | 0.04898 | 132 | 100 | 25 | 7 |
2675 | I used to ride with "Billy the Ked" | 1.2955 | 0.05014 | 132 | 101 | 23 | 8 |
2676 | These are great, but I'm really trying to find a pair that makes a good "clippety-cloppety" sound if you know what I mean. | 1.2955 | 0.04655 | 132 | 98 | 29 | 5 |
2677 | We were going to the rodeo, not Rodeo Dr. But, lemme guess, Jimmy Choo and Versace. | 1.2955 | 0.05014 | 132 | 101 | 23 | 8 |
2678 | They were by the door and I’ve been telling you for weeks I need shoes. | 1.2955 | 0.04898 | 132 | 100 | 25 | 7 |
2679 | Don't you know that lf you're going to do designer shoes your bridle and saddle has to match! | 1.2955 | 0.04717 | 132 | 103 | 21 | 8 |
2680 | On Zoom, nobody knows you’re wearing lifts. | 1.2955 | 0.05349 | 132 | 104 | 17 | 11 |
2681 | When I said matchin’, I meant all four! | 1.2955 | 0.04898 | 132 | 100 | 25 | 7 |
2682 | They can't see 'em on Zoom. | 1.2955 | 0.05014 | 132 | 101 | 23 | 8 |
2683 | You’re not going anywhere without a mask. | 1.2955 | 0.05128 | 132 | 102 | 21 | 9 |
2684 | So you'd be willing to give up carrots for a matching bag? | 1.2955 | 0.04655 | 132 | 98 | 29 | 5 |
2685 | If the shoe fits, wear it" does not mean take their shoes | 1.2955 | 0.05014 | 132 | 101 | 23 | 8 |
2686 | It's easy. Red for rear. | 1.2955 | 0.04778 | 132 | 99 | 27 | 6 |
2687 | Come to think of it, you really do have two left feet. | 1.2955 | 0.05014 | 132 | 101 | 23 | 8 |
2688 | As a clotheshorse, I'm dressing down. | 1.2955 | 0.04778 | 132 | 99 | 27 | 6 |
2689 | It's the best I could do. They're human shoes. | 1.2955 | 0.02214 | 132 | 107 | 21 | 4 |
2690 | Yeah? Walk a mile in my shoes, pal. | 1.2955 | 0.04898 | 132 | 100 | 25 | 7 |
2691 | I dunno, Whitey...Aquamarine and pink? | 1.2955 | 0.05014 | 132 | 101 | 23 | 8 |
2692 | You're one to talk, Mr. Funny Hat. | 1.2955 | 0.04898 | 132 | 100 | 25 | 7 |
2693 | They were on sale, BOGO | 1.2955 | 0.04655 | 132 | 98 | 29 | 5 |
2694 | I'm not sure exactly, I guess I just sort of thought you'd be a bit happier that your goddamned talking horse dressed itself for the first fucking time, Danny. | 1.2955 | 0.05349 | 132 | 104 | 17 | 11 |
2695 | Neither matches your saddlebag. | 1.2955 | 0.04778 | 132 | 99 | 27 | 6 |
2696 | You can't wear those here. Wait until we get to California. | 1.2955 | 0.05014 | 132 | 101 | 23 | 8 |
2697 | But you said giddy up! | 1.2955 | 0.04778 | 132 | 99 | 27 | 6 |
2698 | Do they go with my saddle? | 1.2955 | 0.04655 | 132 | 98 | 29 | 5 |
2699 | I identify as a mare | 1.2955 | 0.04778 | 132 | 99 | 27 | 6 |
2700 | Please don’t step on my blue suede shoes. | 1.2955 | 0.04778 | 132 | 99 | 27 | 6 |
2701 | Does this work, or can you tell we’re two people in a horse costume? | 1.2955 | 0.04898 | 132 | 100 | 25 | 7 |
2702 | Trotting in those and moving your hips—we'll call it the loco-motion." | 1.2955 | 0.04898 | 132 | 100 | 25 | 7 |
2703 | I know they don't match, but it was all they had in my size | 1.2955 | 0.04655 | 132 | 100 | 26 | 6 |
2704 | How would you like it if I nailed on your shoes? | 1.2955 | 0.04778 | 132 | 101 | 24 | 7 |
2705 | Just remember: no white after Labor Day. | 1.2955 | 0.04530 | 132 | 102 | 23 | 7 |
2706 | The last thing I remember, I was at a party with Trigger and Champion. When I woke up I was wearing these. | 1.2955 | 0.04655 | 132 | 98 | 29 | 5 |
2707 | No one will see them on Zoom. | 1.2955 | 0.04778 | 132 | 99 | 27 | 6 |
2708 | So now you know I’m colorblind. | 1.2955 | 0.05014 | 132 | 101 | 23 | 8 |
2709 | I thought you said my saddle goes with any color | 1.2955 | 0.04778 | 132 | 99 | 27 | 6 |
2710 | They're horsethotics. | 1.2955 | 0.05240 | 132 | 103 | 19 | 10 |
2711 | What can I say. He was the only blacksmith within a 100 miles. | 1.2955 | 0.04898 | 132 | 100 | 25 | 7 |
2712 | I said 'Saddle shoes! Saddle shoes, Dad. None of the kids at school are wearing these dumb things." | 1.2955 | 0.05128 | 132 | 102 | 21 | 9 |
2713 | And that’s when I knew the horse was colorblind | 1.2955 | 0.04898 | 132 | 100 | 25 | 7 |
2714 | Horse shoes are so pony express. | 1.2955 | 0.04778 | 132 | 99 | 27 | 6 |
2715 | The horse is out of the barn! | 1.2955 | 0.05014 | 132 | 101 | 23 | 8 |
2716 | You know, I thought the kids screamed more than usual when I put their shoes on this morning. | 1.2955 | 0.05014 | 132 | 101 | 23 | 8 |
2717 | These shoes weren't made for walking. | 1.2955 | 0.04898 | 132 | 100 | 25 | 7 |
2718 | So that explains the disco ball in your stable. | 1.2955 | 0.04655 | 132 | 98 | 29 | 5 |
2719 | Well then why is it called Rodeo Drive? | 1.2955 | 0.04898 | 132 | 100 | 25 | 7 |
2720 | My pronouns are him/her | 1.2955 | 0.04778 | 132 | 99 | 27 | 6 |
2721 | I’m saving up for cowboy boots next | 1.2955 | 0.05128 | 132 | 102 | 21 | 9 |
2722 | Where did you get that ridiculous hat? | 1.2955 | 0.05240 | 132 | 103 | 19 | 10 |
2723 | But the bowling alley’s still closed and they’re just soo cute | 1.2955 | 0.04778 | 132 | 99 | 27 | 6 |
2724 | Fine. But I'm still wearing the pants around here | 1.2955 | 0.04956 | 132 | 103 | 20 | 9 |
2725 | This is the new gender normal, Jack | 1.2955 | 0.04778 | 132 | 99 | 27 | 6 |
2726 | Trail running in the front, power walking in the back. | 1.2955 | 0.05014 | 132 | 101 | 23 | 8 |
2727 | I didn't have time to paint my hooves. | 1.2955 | 0.04778 | 132 | 99 | 27 | 6 |
2728 | Tell me the truth-which ones do you like better? I just can’t decide! | 1.2955 | 0.04778 | 132 | 99 | 27 | 6 |
2729 | I put some new shoes on and suddenly everything is right | 1.2955 | 0.04898 | 132 | 100 | 25 | 7 |
2730 | How about an 11 in Black. | 1.2955 | 0.04898 | 132 | 100 | 25 | 7 |
2731 | They're reversible. | 1.2955 | 0.05349 | 132 | 104 | 17 | 11 |
2732 | I thought theyd go well with my dressage | 1.2955 | 0.05014 | 132 | 101 | 23 | 8 |
2733 | This must be what they mean by a horse of different colors | 1.2955 | 0.05349 | 132 | 104 | 17 | 11 |
2734 | I couldn’t decide so I went with both. | 1.2955 | 0.04530 | 132 | 97 | 31 | 4 |
2735 | Too hot to trot? | 1.2955 | 0.04898 | 132 | 100 | 25 | 7 |
2736 | They just pop so much more than my dreary old horseshoes | 1.2955 | 0.04898 | 132 | 100 | 25 | 7 |
2737 | It was dark when I got dressed this morning. | 1.2946 | 0.04971 | 129 | 98 | 24 | 7 |
2738 | You have the Nerve to criticize MY fashion sense? That's rich! | 1.2946 | 0.04971 | 129 | 98 | 24 | 7 |
2739 | They were all out of purple. | 1.2946 | 0.04721 | 129 | 96 | 28 | 5 |
2740 | It's for my galloping disability. | 1.2946 | 0.05437 | 129 | 102 | 16 | 11 |
2741 | I always thought animals were color blind | 1.2946 | 0.04848 | 129 | 97 | 26 | 6 |
2742 | So, the shoe sale went as planned? | 1.2946 | 0.05324 | 129 | 101 | 18 | 10 |
2743 | And they/ them/ theirs are my pronouns of choice. | 1.2946 | 0.05209 | 129 | 100 | 20 | 9 |
2744 | You know.... Casual Friday | 1.2946 | 0.05092 | 129 | 99 | 22 | 8 |
2745 | Well Well Rusty, that new ferrier in town sure has a sense of humor. | 1.2946 | 0.05547 | 129 | 103 | 14 | 12 |
2746 | The blacksmith said it made me look less ornery. | 1.2946 | 0.05209 | 129 | 100 | 20 | 9 |
2747 | You'll be a big hit at the O.K. Corral. | 1.2946 | 0.03550 | 129 | 102 | 22 | 5 |
2748 | The word, Clive, is "non-binary." | 1.2946 | 0.05209 | 129 | 100 | 20 | 9 |
2749 | I have this little substance abuse problem… Expensive footwear. | 1.2946 | 0.05092 | 129 | 99 | 22 | 8 |
2750 | I don't care what color or style they are as long as I don't have to put them on with nails. | 1.2946 | 0.05324 | 129 | 101 | 18 | 10 |
2751 | I said prancing! Not dancing!! | 1.2946 | 0.04721 | 129 | 96 | 28 | 5 |
2752 | They were real cheap the size 16 never sells . | 1.2946 | 0.05092 | 129 | 99 | 22 | 8 |
2753 | They make me hot to trot. | 1.2946 | 0.04721 | 129 | 96 | 28 | 5 |
2754 | This was all they had in my size. | 1.2946 | 0.04721 | 129 | 96 | 28 | 5 |
2755 | Last time we get shoes from old man Vuitton. | 1.2946 | 0.05209 | 129 | 100 | 20 | 9 |
2756 | . "yeee...put on your red shoes and dance the blues" | 1.2946 | 0.04971 | 129 | 98 | 24 | 7 |
2757 | I couldn’t decide so I thought, why not? | 1.2946 | 0.05547 | 129 | 103 | 14 | 12 |
2758 | You’re not actually going to wear that on me, are you? | 1.2932 | 0.04501 | 133 | 98 | 31 | 4 |
2759 | Fashion over function. | 1.2932 | 0.04981 | 133 | 102 | 23 | 8 |
2760 | They had a sale. Couldn't decide. | 1.2932 | 0.04866 | 133 | 101 | 25 | 7 |
2761 | I now require a matching saddle AND rider, so hop to it, cowboy. | 1.2932 | 0.04866 | 133 | 101 | 25 | 7 |
2762 | ... and wearing boots is your own decision. | 1.2932 | 0.04626 | 133 | 99 | 29 | 5 |
2763 | Dude, they’re Gucci. That’s how I’m branded. | 1.2932 | 0.04626 | 133 | 99 | 29 | 5 |
2764 | I said horseshoes not tap shoes. | 1.2932 | 0.04437 | 133 | 102 | 25 | 6 |
2765 | No, you would look silly with a hat | 1.2932 | 0.04866 | 133 | 101 | 25 | 7 |
2766 | Mix-&-Match is the latest craze in Horseshoes. | 1.2932 | 0.04501 | 133 | 98 | 31 | 4 |
2767 | I'm Snowflake,and my pronouns are he, she, him, her, his, hers. | 1.2932 | 0.05205 | 133 | 104 | 19 | 10 |
2768 | And my pronouns are they, them, and their. | 1.2932 | 0.04104 | 133 | 95 | 37 | 1 |
2769 | Fashion is my passion, dude | 1.2932 | 0.04747 | 133 | 100 | 27 | 6 |
2770 | These are my Work From Home shoes | 1.2932 | 0.04981 | 133 | 102 | 23 | 8 |
2771 | You’re new around here, aren’t you. | 1.2923 | 0.04938 | 130 | 99 | 24 | 7 |
2772 | These days I prefer comfort over style. | 1.2913 | 0.04887 | 127 | 96 | 25 | 6 |
2773 | This is why I need a closet. | 1.2913 | 0.05137 | 127 | 98 | 21 | 8 |
2774 | I told you shoe shopping on-line is a bad idea | 1.2913 | 0.04346 | 127 | 92 | 33 | 2 |
2775 | Does this hat make me look taller? | 1.2913 | 0.03084 | 127 | 102 | 20 | 5 |
2776 | Dressage in Prada? | 1.2913 | 0.05013 | 127 | 97 | 23 | 7 |
2777 | They were on sale and my size. | 1.2913 | 0.05257 | 127 | 99 | 19 | 9 |
2778 | Dang if my FedEx deliveries are missing again. | 1.2913 | 0.05374 | 127 | 100 | 17 | 10 |
2779 | Don’t look at me like that; It was still dark when I got dressed this morning. | 1.2913 | 0.05137 | 127 | 98 | 21 | 8 |
2780 | Well, I stopped horsing around and finally bought new shoes. | 1.2913 | 0.04823 | 127 | 98 | 22 | 7 |
2781 | Oh, no, Wyatt...not in that hat! | 1.2913 | 0.04887 | 127 | 96 | 25 | 6 |
2782 | Another date with that handsome Palomino?" | 1.2913 | 0.04346 | 127 | 92 | 33 | 2 |
2783 | Best I could do, The blacksmith was quarantined! | 1.2913 | 0.04887 | 127 | 98 | 22 | 7 |
2784 | Are those the new Air Horse Ones? | 1.2913 | 0.04624 | 127 | 94 | 29 | 4 |
2785 | I see you finally Came Out of the pasture. | 1.2913 | 0.05013 | 127 | 97 | 23 | 7 |
2786 | Well, now that's a horseshoe of a different color... | 1.2913 | 0.05013 | 127 | 97 | 23 | 7 |
2787 | Now where did I put that matching mask? | 1.2913 | 0.04887 | 127 | 96 | 25 | 6 |
2788 | I don’t care that you got overnight shipping! | 1.2913 | 0.05137 | 127 | 98 | 21 | 8 |
2789 | I tried clicking the back two together, but clearly I’m still here. | 1.2913 | 0.04887 | 127 | 96 | 25 | 6 |
2790 | We need to add some color to our image and the farrier says this is the latest fashion in the West. | 1.2913 | 0.02124 | 127 | 103 | 20 | 4 |
2791 | I'm sorry. I was sure this cartoon would be black and white. | 1.2913 | 0.04758 | 127 | 95 | 27 | 5 |
2792 | Now, give me your Pharrell hat to complete the look. | 1.2913 | 0.05137 | 127 | 98 | 21 | 8 |
2793 | Listen, what Cheryl doesn't know won't hurt her. | 1.2913 | 0.04887 | 127 | 96 | 25 | 6 |
2794 | I am hedging my bets for November. | 1.2913 | 0.04887 | 127 | 96 | 25 | 6 |
2795 | I don’t know how to break this to you, but the Rose Parade has been cancelled. | 1.2913 | 0.05137 | 127 | 98 | 21 | 8 |
2796 | My front legs don't know what my back legs are doing. | 1.2913 | 0.04758 | 127 | 95 | 27 | 5 |
2797 | The ruby ones are to get to Kansas. The bluish ones: Portland. | 1.2913 | 0.05257 | 127 | 99 | 19 | 9 |
2798 | It’s gonna be real embarrassing playing horseshoes with the boys tonight. | 1.2913 | 0.05257 | 127 | 99 | 19 | 9 |
2799 | You have a lot of nerve to criticize my shoes when wearing THAT hat! | 1.2913 | 0.04624 | 127 | 94 | 29 | 4 |
2800 | Look, if your wearing those shoes, I’m wearing this hat! | 1.2913 | 0.05013 | 127 | 97 | 23 | 7 |
2801 | I wouldn't mind if you hadn't taken my Jordan's... | 1.2913 | 0.04758 | 127 | 95 | 27 | 5 |
2802 | I was so over the horseshoes! | 1.2913 | 0.05257 | 127 | 99 | 19 | 9 |
2803 | I don't know what kind of state I'm in. | 1.2913 | 0.05013 | 127 | 97 | 23 | 7 |
2804 | You know red & teal don't go together, right? | 1.2913 | 0.04823 | 127 | 98 | 22 | 7 |
2805 | Couldn't decide which way to vote. | 1.2913 | 0.04887 | 127 | 96 | 25 | 6 |
2806 | If you tap the hind shoes together three times, do you get to go home? | 1.2913 | 0.04624 | 127 | 94 | 29 | 4 |
2807 | No, I said to wear your tap shoes. | 1.2913 | 0.05374 | 127 | 100 | 17 | 10 |
2808 | What do you mean, you don't like tap? | 1.2913 | 0.04887 | 127 | 96 | 25 | 6 |
2809 | It will be even cooler when I go in for shoe rotation. | 1.2913 | 0.04887 | 127 | 96 | 25 | 6 |
2810 | Is that a cactus in your hat, or are you just glad to see me? | 1.2913 | 0.05602 | 127 | 102 | 13 | 12 |
2811 | My farrier says to not get them wet | 1.2913 | 0.05137 | 127 | 98 | 21 | 8 |
2812 | Where did you even find a gender reveal party around here? | 1.2913 | 0.05257 | 127 | 99 | 19 | 9 |
2813 | What? It’s for a gender reveal | 1.2913 | 0.04887 | 127 | 96 | 25 | 6 |
2814 | They said I had two left feet so I had to differentiate which ones | 1.2913 | 0.04624 | 127 | 94 | 29 | 4 |
2815 | I still don’t understand how that’s going to help you remember left from right | 1.2913 | 0.05013 | 127 | 97 | 23 | 7 |
2816 | I don’t want to hear it, I know I shouldn’t online shop after eating fermented apples. | 1.2913 | 0.05137 | 127 | 98 | 21 | 8 |
2817 | I should have said new horseshoes, not new shoes | 1.2913 | 0.05013 | 127 | 97 | 23 | 7 |
2818 | I know what you're thinking..."Where did he get that saddle?" | 1.2913 | 0.04487 | 127 | 93 | 31 | 3 |
2819 | Well, you can't judge me wearing a hat like that. | 1.2913 | 0.04887 | 127 | 96 | 25 | 6 |
2820 | This is the fourth gender reveal I’ve gotten roped into this month. | 1.2913 | 0.05137 | 127 | 98 | 21 | 8 |
2821 | It was just another saddle-‘er-up at the OK-Corral when Raven refused to go out until Cowboy Buddy told her which shoes looked best. | 1.2913 | 0.05257 | 127 | 99 | 19 | 9 |
2822 | I thought I’d add a splash of color to my ecological hoofprint. | 1.2903 | 0.05465 | 124 | 98 | 16 | 10 |
2823 | Good try, but those won’t keep you out of the cavalry. | 1.2903 | 0.04828 | 124 | 93 | 26 | 5 |
2824 | Yeah, apparently they thought I said, ‘whore shoes.’ | 1.2903 | 0.05583 | 124 | 99 | 14 | 11 |
2825 | What do you mean rehearsals have been canceled?! | 1.2903 | 0.04690 | 124 | 92 | 28 | 4 |
2826 | Well, Dave, if the shoe fits.... | 1.2903 | 0.04828 | 124 | 93 | 26 | 5 |
2827 | Is it really a tough choice? | 1.2891 | 0.02861 | 128 | 102 | 22 | 4 |
2828 | Why are you surprised? You know I'm a Tennessee Walking Horse. | 1.2891 | 0.04854 | 128 | 97 | 25 | 6 |
2829 | Sorry, I can't take these shoes off. They're nailed on. | 1.2891 | 0.04854 | 128 | 97 | 25 | 6 |
2830 | Let’s put a brighter bulb in your stall. | 1.2891 | 0.04979 | 128 | 98 | 23 | 7 |
2831 | You think I could borrow your hat? | 1.2891 | 0.05101 | 128 | 99 | 21 | 8 |
2832 | Hooves matter too. | 1.2891 | 0.04979 | 128 | 98 | 23 | 7 |
2833 | Yes, the blue are the front-runners, but only because the red are closest to a horse’s ass | 1.2891 | 0.03356 | 128 | 107 | 14 | 7 |
2834 | I’m sorry, but the New Yorker only accepts unintelligible cartoons in black and white. | 1.2891 | 0.05101 | 128 | 99 | 21 | 8 |
2835 | My farrier is color blind. | 1.2891 | 0.05221 | 128 | 100 | 19 | 9 |
2836 | They’re harder to pitch, but at least they offer a bit of orthopedic support. | 1.2891 | 0.04458 | 128 | 94 | 31 | 3 |
2837 | Brooks Brothers clearance sale. | 1.2891 | 0.04854 | 128 | 97 | 25 | 6 |
2838 | I snagged the last two size eights at DSW. | 1.2880 | 0.04927 | 125 | 95 | 24 | 6 |
2839 | So they don't match. Your going "Whoah" doesn't help. | 1.2880 | 0.04927 | 125 | 95 | 24 | 6 |
2840 | Oh, sure, my hat, but did I say anything about your shoes? | 1.2880 | 0.05183 | 125 | 97 | 20 | 8 |
2841 | The blacksmith opens in phase 3. | 1.2880 | 0.04795 | 125 | 94 | 26 | 5 |
2842 | What? Zappos had a sale. | 1.2880 | 0.04795 | 125 | 94 | 26 | 5 |
2843 | Trust me, the horseshoe market is ripe for disruption. | 1.2880 | 0.05306 | 125 | 98 | 18 | 9 |
2844 | I shouldn't have worried. The blacksmith was on Project Runway. | 1.2880 | 0.04795 | 125 | 94 | 26 | 5 |
2845 | Funny hat... | 1.2880 | 0.04795 | 125 | 94 | 26 | 5 |
2846 | Oh yeah? Well, your *hat* should be outlawed. | 1.2880 | 0.04927 | 125 | 95 | 24 | 6 |
2847 | I cant decide. You choose." | 1.2869 | 0.04725 | 122 | 91 | 27 | 4 |
2848 | My back feet are a size smaller | 1.2869 | 0.05004 | 122 | 93 | 23 | 6 |
2849 | Hi-yo Imelda, away! | 1.2869 | 0.04796 | 122 | 94 | 22 | 6 |
2850 | Use the green for pastures and the red for getting back to Kansas. | 1.2869 | 0.05137 | 122 | 94 | 21 | 7 |
2851 | Since I have to pay for these shoes, the days of free rides are over. | 1.2869 | 0.04725 | 122 | 91 | 27 | 4 |
2852 | Wrong. Green shoes starboard. Red shoes port. At this rate you’ll never become a sea horse. | 1.2869 | 0.05137 | 122 | 94 | 21 | 7 |
2853 | Look, Farmer John...you CAN do anything, but lay off of my blue suede shoes | 1.2869 | 0.05267 | 122 | 95 | 19 | 8 |
2854 | We're not in Kansas anymore, so don't you step on my blue suede shoes. | 1.2869 | 0.05137 | 122 | 94 | 21 | 7 |
2855 | I said get ready for the rodeo... not Rodeo. | 1.2869 | 0.04273 | 122 | 93 | 25 | 4 |
2856 | The blacksmith is working from home. | 1.2869 | 0.04866 | 122 | 92 | 25 | 5 |
2857 | Since I am a talking horse, we need to discuss your continued exploitation of me and the tyrannical order in which you have placed me. In short, I am one woke horse and I want you to get off my back! | 1.2869 | 0.05267 | 122 | 95 | 19 | 8 |
2858 | I got them in the Neigh-man Marcus closeout | 1.2869 | 0.04725 | 122 | 91 | 27 | 4 |
2859 | My shoes are ridiculous? What about your hat? | 1.2869 | 0.05004 | 122 | 93 | 23 | 6 |
2860 | I like 'em fine, I just think you're more of an autumn | 1.2869 | 0.04429 | 122 | 89 | 31 | 2 |
2861 | Well, let me tell you why. My last gig was at a high-end private playschool and the kids liked to play dress up. | 1.2869 | 0.05004 | 122 | 93 | 23 | 6 |
2862 | That's what I get for hiring a color-blind farrier. | 1.2869 | 0.04866 | 122 | 95 | 22 | 5 |
2863 | We are not riding into town with those shoes. | 1.2869 | 0.05137 | 122 | 94 | 21 | 7 |
2864 | You're lucky I even bought you shoes! | 1.2869 | 0.05640 | 122 | 98 | 13 | 11 |
2865 | Of course not. I wear my sneakers around the barn. | 1.2869 | 0.05004 | 122 | 93 | 23 | 6 |
2866 | My dressage coach says I'm ready for the next level. | 1.2869 | 0.05267 | 122 | 95 | 19 | 8 |
2867 | They’re not perfect, but close counts for horseshoes. | 1.2869 | 0.05004 | 122 | 93 | 23 | 6 |
2868 | Why did I name you Imelda? | 1.2869 | 0.04866 | 122 | 92 | 25 | 5 |
2869 | But the second pair was half off. | 1.2869 | 0.04112 | 122 | 95 | 23 | 4 |
2870 | Do you think it's too much? The sales clerk said they were this season's trend. | 1.2869 | 0.04936 | 122 | 97 | 17 | 8 |
2871 | I’ve told you this before Ol’ Bessie: you can wear my high heels, sandals, or boots, but my pumps are off-limit! | 1.2869 | 0.05267 | 122 | 95 | 19 | 8 |
2872 | Let's get this straight. You can do anything you want to do, but lay off my blue suede shoes. | 1.2869 | 0.05395 | 122 | 96 | 17 | 9 |
2873 | I am not about to emerge from six months of quarantine with nothing to show for it. From the top this time. Five, six, seven, eight! | 1.2869 | 0.05137 | 122 | 94 | 21 | 7 |
2874 | I thought I’d go for business in the front party in the back | 1.2869 | 0.05267 | 122 | 95 | 19 | 8 |
2875 | My therapist recommended it. | 1.2869 | 0.04580 | 122 | 90 | 29 | 3 |
2876 | I don't have to choose! I'm gender fluid. | 1.2869 | 0.04866 | 122 | 92 | 25 | 5 |
2877 | So I realized, I'll just have to go closed-toes: With COVID, it's way too risky to get a pedicure. | 1.2868 | 0.04946 | 129 | 99 | 23 | 7 |
2878 | They make me feel pretty, don't judge. | 1.2846 | 0.04548 | 123 | 91 | 29 | 3 |
2879 | That hat will just make us look ridiculous | 1.2846 | 0.04692 | 123 | 92 | 27 | 4 |
2880 | we ordered horse shoes not whore's shoes! " | 1.2846 | 0.05101 | 123 | 95 | 21 | 7 |
2881 | For years you’ve always treated me like I was beneath you. | 1.2846 | 0.04968 | 123 | 94 | 23 | 6 |
2882 | So I says to her, "I want them loafers, neigh, I NEED them loafers" | 1.2846 | 0.04968 | 123 | 94 | 23 | 6 |
2883 | Is it weird that my saddle doesn’t match? | 1.2846 | 0.04692 | 123 | 92 | 27 | 4 |
2884 | Your never take me to see your friends. | 1.2846 | 0.04548 | 123 | 91 | 29 | 3 |
2885 | That's just great. Now no one will notice my new hat. | 1.2846 | 0.04692 | 123 | 92 | 27 | 4 |
2886 | I am the wrong one to ask which looks better. | 1.2846 | 0.04968 | 123 | 94 | 23 | 6 |
2887 | You look better in the stilettos. | 1.2846 | 0.05230 | 123 | 96 | 19 | 8 |
2888 | They didn’t have my size in both colors. | 1.2846 | 0.04474 | 123 | 93 | 26 | 4 |
2889 | The blue, definitely the blue. | 1.2846 | 0.04968 | 123 | 94 | 23 | 6 |
2890 | I do appreciate the thought, but I don't think we should be dating. | 1.2846 | 0.05230 | 123 | 96 | 19 | 8 |
2891 | What – I don't get socks? | 1.2846 | 0.05101 | 123 | 95 | 21 | 7 |
2892 | Now, see here .... | 1.2846 | 0.04901 | 123 | 101 | 12 | 10 |
2893 | I'm breaking them in. | 1.2846 | 0.04832 | 123 | 93 | 25 | 5 |
2894 | I prefer the red ones | 1.2846 | 0.04832 | 123 | 93 | 25 | 5 |
2895 | Well, I got tired of metal, so I went with leather. | 1.2846 | 0.04968 | 123 | 94 | 23 | 6 |
2896 | Kick off those Park Avenue pumps. You're the moron who talked me into selling the condo to buy a ranch. | 1.2846 | 0.05479 | 123 | 98 | 15 | 10 |
2897 | I saved you a lot by not getting a different color for each hoof. | 1.2846 | 0.04968 | 123 | 94 | 23 | 6 |
2898 | Gender reveal party at high noon. | 1.2846 | 0.05230 | 123 | 96 | 19 | 8 |
2899 | You never take me dancing anymore | 1.2846 | 0.04968 | 123 | 94 | 23 | 6 |
2900 | If you don’t pull that trigger, you’ll never reveal my gender | 1.2846 | 0.04003 | 123 | 96 | 25 | 2 |
2901 | It all started when I switched from oats to fruit loops | 1.2846 | 0.04692 | 123 | 92 | 27 | 4 |
2902 | Who needs to hold their horses now, huh? | 1.2846 | 0.03166 | 123 | 97 | 23 | 3 |
2903 | Nothing says “yee-haw” like Elvis-Blue-suede up front with a little Dorothy-No-Place-Like-Home taking up the rear. | 1.2846 | 0.04968 | 123 | 94 | 23 | 6 |
2904 | Those look new. | 1.2846 | 0.05101 | 123 | 95 | 21 | 7 |
2905 | They thought this would be a good gender reveal idea. | 1.2846 | 0.05101 | 123 | 95 | 21 | 7 |
2906 | This is actually the worst gender reveal I’ve ever been to. | 1.2846 | 0.05230 | 123 | 96 | 19 | 8 |
2907 | If you’re going to wear the dress I’m thinking of, go with blue. | 1.2846 | 0.05479 | 123 | 98 | 15 | 10 |
2908 | I'm supporting small business. | 1.2844 | 0.05389 | 109 | 84 | 19 | 6 |
2909 | When I said we’re going to a dance tonight, I meant me, not you | 1.2843 | 0.05464 | 102 | 78 | 19 | 5 |
2910 | "I 'm not colorblind. I'm simply a horse of a different color." | 1.2833 | 0.04457 | 120 | 88 | 30 | 2 |
2911 | I can see you weren't raised in a barn. | 1.2833 | 0.05183 | 120 | 93 | 20 | 7 |
2912 | The salesperson was very convincing. | 1.2833 | 0.04611 | 120 | 89 | 28 | 3 |
2913 | This is the last time I let you pick out shoes. | 1.2833 | 0.05046 | 120 | 92 | 22 | 6 |
2914 | His & Hers Horseshoes. | 1.2833 | 0.04457 | 120 | 88 | 30 | 2 |
2915 | Yeah, well your hat's funny lookin' too. | 1.2833 | 0.05046 | 120 | 92 | 22 | 6 |
2916 | I feel like you want something from this relationship that I’m not ready to give. | 1.2833 | 0.04906 | 120 | 91 | 24 | 5 |
2917 | I'm sorry, I thought it went shoes make the mare! | 1.2833 | 0.05046 | 120 | 92 | 22 | 6 |
2918 | Couldn't you have gotten two pairs in the same color? | 1.2833 | 0.04761 | 120 | 90 | 26 | 4 |
2919 | You're a half-pint cowboy in a 20-gallon hat and you're questioning my taste in shoes? | 1.2833 | 0.04906 | 120 | 91 | 24 | 5 |
2920 | We can't go for a ride when I'm in my party shoes. | 1.2833 | 0.04761 | 120 | 90 | 26 | 4 |
2921 | You wanted comfort, I wanted style. This is as good a compromise as we're going to get. | 1.2833 | 0.04687 | 120 | 92 | 23 | 5 |
2922 | Surprise! You're having twins - a boy and a girl. | 1.2833 | 0.04761 | 120 | 90 | 26 | 4 |
2923 | I’m leaning towards the pink. | 1.2833 | 0.04611 | 120 | 89 | 28 | 3 |
2924 | Please tell me your kids are going back to school in the fall. | 1.2833 | 0.04906 | 120 | 91 | 24 | 5 |
2925 | Secretariat is your hero, not mine. | 1.2833 | 0.04761 | 120 | 90 | 26 | 4 |
2926 | I misunderstood. I thought you said get ready to go to the chorale not the corral. | 1.2833 | 0.05046 | 120 | 92 | 22 | 6 |
2927 | Don't mind the colors, it was hard enough just to find them in my size. | 1.2833 | 0.05046 | 120 | 92 | 22 | 6 |
2928 | Yeah, with professional sports on hold, I'm going to be sponsored by Nike. | 1.2833 | 0.05317 | 120 | 94 | 18 | 8 |
2929 | That's the last time I buy a horse in the city. | 1.2833 | 0.04611 | 120 | 89 | 28 | 3 |
2930 | They're yours??? | 1.2833 | 0.05183 | 120 | 93 | 20 | 7 |
2931 | I think I'm leaning toward "blue." I don't have a lot of pink in my wardrobe. | 1.2833 | 0.04761 | 120 | 90 | 26 | 4 |
2932 | The dance isn't till this evening, that's why! Now get ready for work. | 1.2833 | 0.04761 | 120 | 90 | 26 | 4 |
2933 | Ready for some dressage? | 1.2833 | 0.04906 | 120 | 94 | 20 | 6 |
2934 | You can play with my shoes but I cant play with yours? | 1.2833 | 0.05046 | 120 | 92 | 22 | 6 |
2935 | Tell you what, don't mention the orthotics -- and I'll overlook the underbite. | 1.2833 | 0.04611 | 120 | 89 | 28 | 3 |
2936 | Dang! All dressed up and nowhere to go! | 1.2833 | 0.05046 | 120 | 92 | 22 | 6 |
2937 | Why do you have different color shoes? Wait, why do you have shoes? | 1.2833 | 0.05317 | 120 | 94 | 18 | 8 |
2938 | Before I get them nailed on, I think I should take another look at the strappy Manolo's. | 1.2833 | 0.05183 | 120 | 93 | 20 | 7 |
2939 | No more trips to the big city, hoss. | 1.2833 | 0.04906 | 120 | 91 | 24 | 5 |
2940 | I’d say the front pair is a little bit Country and the back a little bit Rock ‘N Roll.” 👢👢👢 | 1.2833 | 0.04906 | 120 | 91 | 24 | 5 |
2941 | Damnit, Bessy. This ain't that kind of wild West. | 1.2833 | 0.05046 | 120 | 92 | 22 | 6 |
2942 | Busy morning? | 1.2833 | 0.04761 | 120 | 90 | 26 | 4 |
2943 | They don’t match your saddle. | 1.2833 | 0.05046 | 120 | 92 | 22 | 6 |
2944 | You can't be more amaze of my shoes than me talking to you | 1.2833 | 0.04906 | 120 | 91 | 24 | 5 |
2945 | I can’t. I have rehearsal. | 1.2833 | 0.05317 | 120 | 94 | 18 | 8 |
2946 | ...and if the back shoes explode, it means the baby is a girl | 1.2833 | 0.05046 | 120 | 92 | 22 | 6 |
2947 | More like giddy-up and glow! | 1.2833 | 0.04906 | 120 | 91 | 24 | 5 |
2948 | All the pretty horses wear them. | 1.2823 | 0.05065 | 124 | 96 | 21 | 7 |
2949 | Just because I am ‘The Horse Whisperer’ doesn’t mean you have to get all dressed up for me. | 1.2810 | 0.05010 | 121 | 93 | 22 | 6 |
2950 | I think I like them better with the red in the front and the blue in the back. | 1.2810 | 0.05407 | 121 | 96 | 16 | 9 |
2951 | You’d just be throwing away your vote. | 1.2810 | 0.05146 | 121 | 94 | 20 | 7 |
2952 | Amazon? | 1.2810 | 0.04727 | 121 | 91 | 26 | 4 |
2953 | Horseshoes have really changed since I was a kid. | 1.2810 | 0.05278 | 121 | 95 | 18 | 8 |
2954 | Look, if they don't match we're just going to look stupid. | 1.2810 | 0.05010 | 121 | 93 | 22 | 6 |
2955 | A seldomly heard word is within range. | 1.2810 | 0.04871 | 121 | 92 | 24 | 5 |
2956 | How mant times do I have to tell you? Red goes on the left, green goes on the right. | 1.2810 | 0.05278 | 121 | 95 | 18 | 8 |
2957 | Shit, man, don't think us equines don't have LGBTQ too. | 1.2810 | 0.04579 | 121 | 90 | 28 | 3 |
2958 | Does this mean we won’t be playing horseshoes anymore? | 1.2810 | 0.04871 | 121 | 92 | 24 | 5 |
2959 | The shoes may be unusual. But what’s really strange is that I’m doing the talking. | 1.2810 | 0.04727 | 121 | 91 | 26 | 4 |
2960 | If that ain’t a horseshoe of a different color. | 1.2810 | 0.04579 | 121 | 90 | 28 | 3 |
2961 | I didn't want to be too matchy matchy. | 1.2804 | 0.05108 | 107 | 81 | 22 | 4 |
2962 | Seriously? If you can wear that hat I can wear these shoes. | 1.2797 | 0.04872 | 118 | 92 | 20 | 6 |
2963 | I'm pretty sure he's the only blacksmith who went to RISD. | 1.2797 | 0.04644 | 118 | 88 | 27 | 3 |
2964 | your choice. either you lose the hat or I wear these shoes. | 1.2787 | 0.05109 | 122 | 95 | 20 | 7 |
2965 | What? Not your style? | 1.2787 | 0.04974 | 122 | 94 | 22 | 6 |
2966 | So, the new farrier used to work for Christian Dior? | 1.2787 | 0.05109 | 122 | 95 | 20 | 7 |
2967 | I got the big hat. You got the cool shoes. We're a team. | 1.2787 | 0.05492 | 122 | 98 | 14 | 10 |
2968 | Really. Look at what you wearing. | 1.2787 | 0.04974 | 122 | 94 | 22 | 6 |
2969 | No no, I swear— I have actual feet. | 1.2787 | 0.05109 | 122 | 95 | 20 | 7 |
2970 | They're so comfy! And my mile time got faster! | 1.2787 | 0.04836 | 122 | 93 | 24 | 5 |
2971 | Your game’s over... looks like you wont be able to toss these bad boys around.” | 1.2773 | 0.04611 | 119 | 94 | 19 | 6 |
2972 | Get a life Dude, they're just ballet slippers! I see by your outfit that you are a cowboy. | 1.2773 | 0.04910 | 119 | 91 | 23 | 5 |
2973 | I don't want to tell you how to do your job, but horses have hooves. | 1.2773 | 0.05327 | 119 | 94 | 17 | 8 |
2974 | Okay, and what makes you the official authority on style Mr Hat Guy? | 1.2773 | 0.05327 | 119 | 94 | 17 | 8 |
2975 | I'm pretty sure he's the only blacksmith to graduate from RISD. | 1.2773 | 0.04762 | 119 | 90 | 25 | 4 |
2976 | We can't go to the rodeo if you look like that. | 1.2773 | 0.05192 | 119 | 93 | 19 | 7 |
2977 | This new look is going to change the face of mane-stream fashion! | 1.2773 | 0.05192 | 119 | 93 | 19 | 7 |
2978 | They say I’m a horse of a different color. | 1.2773 | 0.05053 | 119 | 92 | 21 | 6 |
2979 | It’s called ‘Product Placement’. | 1.2773 | 0.04762 | 119 | 90 | 25 | 4 |
2980 | That's what you get for ordering shoes online. | 1.2766 | 0.05741 | 94 | 73 | 16 | 5 |
2981 | I know they don't match | 1.2764 | 0.05072 | 123 | 96 | 20 | 7 |
2982 | The purple were too tight. | 1.2764 | 0.04661 | 123 | 93 | 26 | 4 |
2983 | Goddamned Zappos. | 1.2764 | 0.04939 | 123 | 95 | 22 | 6 |
2984 | Only because you went and got yourself a ten-gallon hat. | 1.2759 | 0.05135 | 116 | 90 | 20 | 6 |
2985 | So you think that hat of yours is more practical? | 1.2759 | 0.05135 | 116 | 90 | 20 | 6 |
2986 | It's called fashion. | 1.2759 | 0.04513 | 116 | 86 | 28 | 2 |
2987 | Fred, what does ‘sensible’ mean? | 1.2759 | 0.04834 | 116 | 88 | 24 | 4 |
2988 | Sorry, Elvis... they only had one pair of the blue suede shoes. | 1.2759 | 0.03259 | 116 | 92 | 21 | 3 |
2989 | I’ll take off the shoes when you ditch the hat. | 1.2759 | 0.04834 | 116 | 88 | 24 | 4 |
2990 | You said I could pick this time. | 1.2759 | 0.04676 | 116 | 87 | 26 | 3 |
2991 | I refuse to be shoddily shod. | 1.2759 | 0.05419 | 116 | 92 | 16 | 8 |
2992 | At a gallop they turn purple. | 1.2759 | 0.04676 | 116 | 87 | 26 | 3 |
2993 | No, thanks, I'll keep them on. Being original is a plus on mating season | 1.2759 | 0.05279 | 116 | 91 | 18 | 7 |
2994 | Until you walk a mile in MY shoes, I don't want to hear it! | 1.2759 | 0.05135 | 116 | 90 | 20 | 6 |
2995 | You’re going to talk to me about coördination in that hat? | 1.2759 | 0.04834 | 116 | 88 | 24 | 4 |
2996 | What could I do? It kept autocorrecting to "house shoes". | 1.2759 | 0.04834 | 116 | 88 | 24 | 4 |
2997 | Hey, you didn't specify what kind of horseshoes I should get. | 1.2759 | 0.05135 | 116 | 90 | 20 | 6 |
2998 | Don't say anything. I didn't comment on your hat. | 1.2759 | 0.04513 | 116 | 91 | 20 | 5 |
2999 | What can I say? I'm a horse of a different color. | 1.2759 | 0.04987 | 116 | 89 | 22 | 5 |
3000 | Whoever took'em must have really needed luck." | 1.2759 | 0.05135 | 116 | 90 | 20 | 6 |
3001 | Next time wear a bandana with some color, dude! | 1.2759 | 0.04987 | 116 | 89 | 22 | 5 |
3002 | Zappos, 50% off with free shipping. You like? | 1.2759 | 0.05135 | 116 | 90 | 20 | 6 |
3003 | I can tolerate the shoes...but an English saddle? | 1.2759 | 0.05135 | 116 | 90 | 20 | 6 |
3004 | The red ones make you look fat | 1.2759 | 0.05279 | 116 | 91 | 18 | 7 |
3005 | They're more comfortable than horseshoes and my preferred personal pronoun is "they." | 1.2759 | 0.05279 | 116 | 91 | 18 | 7 |
3006 | Are flats okay? | 1.2759 | 0.04676 | 116 | 87 | 26 | 3 |
3007 | I thought, "You've got your hat, but what do I have?" | 1.2759 | 0.05135 | 116 | 90 | 20 | 6 |
3008 | Don’t give me any crap about the hat, Mister Fancy Shoes! | 1.2759 | 0.04257 | 116 | 87 | 27 | 2 |
3009 | That’s not 6 feet partner! | 1.2759 | 0.04987 | 116 | 89 | 22 | 5 |
3010 | "Ok, tell me who you are today, Prince or Princess? | 1.2759 | 0.05419 | 116 | 92 | 16 | 8 |
3011 | Damn. The cobbler must be filling in for the blacksmith again. | 1.2759 | 0.04513 | 116 | 89 | 24 | 3 |
3012 | You said it yourself: sometimes you just have to kick it up a notch... | 1.2759 | 0.04676 | 116 | 87 | 26 | 3 |
3013 | Horseshoes are so last season... | 1.2759 | 0.04834 | 116 | 88 | 24 | 4 |
3014 | I have trouble making decisions.” | 1.2759 | 0.04987 | 116 | 89 | 22 | 5 |
3015 | That's the last time I send you off alone to the farrier! | 1.2759 | 0.04987 | 116 | 89 | 22 | 5 |
3016 | That’s right, Wilbur, a gender reveal party. | 1.2759 | 0.05279 | 116 | 91 | 18 | 7 |
3017 | I thought we were going dancing. | 1.2759 | 0.05135 | 116 | 90 | 20 | 6 |
3018 | Oh Dave, Dave, Dave. My shoes? Real mature | 1.2759 | 0.04834 | 116 | 88 | 24 | 4 |
3019 | My feet hurt. What's your excuse? | 1.2759 | 0.04987 | 116 | 89 | 22 | 5 |
3020 | Okay, well I heard Ferragamo, not farrier. | 1.2759 | 0.04987 | 116 | 89 | 22 | 5 |
3021 | Sure, they'll slow me down, but just think of how many heads we'll turn. | 1.2759 | 0.05135 | 116 | 90 | 20 | 6 |
3022 | I was thinking red on the right and blue on the left. | 1.2759 | 0.05279 | 116 | 91 | 18 | 7 |
3023 | You're a horse, they're shoes. Go with it. | 1.2759 | 0.05279 | 116 | 91 | 18 | 7 |
3024 | Hey boss, can I borrow your hat? | 1.2759 | 0.05279 | 116 | 91 | 18 | 7 |
3025 | Didn’t you say whore’s shoes? | 1.2759 | 0.05279 | 116 | 91 | 18 | 7 |
3026 | I'm wearing flats, you've got your big hat, but you're still shorter. | 1.2759 | 0.05279 | 116 | 91 | 18 | 7 |
3027 | I've out-grown clippity-clop and want to move on to tap-tap-tappity-tap. | 1.2759 | 0.04676 | 116 | 87 | 26 | 3 |
3028 | Okay, if you can't canter, trot or gallup in those, how about the Texas two-step? | 1.2759 | 0.05135 | 116 | 90 | 20 | 6 |
3029 | You couldn't get four that matched? | 1.2759 | 0.04834 | 116 | 88 | 24 | 4 |
3030 | Manolos are always such a good choice for comfort. | 1.2759 | 0.04987 | 116 | 89 | 22 | 5 |
3031 | I don't care if they're from Neiman. You look ridiculous. | 1.2759 | 0.05135 | 116 | 90 | 20 | 6 |
3032 | There’s a new Sheriffs Horse in town | 1.2759 | 0.04077 | 116 | 91 | 21 | 4 |
3033 | I toll ja. Green fer ‘geeyup’ - red fer ‘whoa’. Thems backwards. | 1.2759 | 0.05135 | 116 | 90 | 20 | 6 |
3034 | Are you a good witch or a bad witch? I'm kinda confused. | 1.2759 | 0.04676 | 116 | 87 | 26 | 3 |
3035 | No... you can't wear my hat. | 1.2759 | 0.05279 | 116 | 91 | 18 | 7 |
3036 | Buy a pair and get a pair free? | 1.2759 | 0.04676 | 116 | 87 | 26 | 3 |
3037 | I guess what I'm trying to say is that I'm looking for more of a cowman. | 1.2759 | 0.04513 | 116 | 86 | 28 | 2 |
3038 | Oh, so you wanted me to clop around the fields in metal rings like some kind of animal? | 1.2759 | 0.05135 | 116 | 90 | 20 | 6 |
3039 | You don’t know someone until you walk in his shoes. | 1.2759 | 0.04987 | 116 | 89 | 22 | 5 |
3040 | Remind me to buy you two sets of the same colour next time. | 1.2759 | 0.05135 | 116 | 90 | 20 | 6 |
3041 | They’re even more lucky now that I can express who I really am. | 1.2759 | 0.05135 | 116 | 90 | 20 | 6 |
3042 | I can tell you how it feels. Good. It feels good. | 1.2759 | 0.04834 | 116 | 88 | 24 | 4 |
3043 | I’m having a they | 1.2759 | 0.05135 | 116 | 90 | 20 | 6 |
3044 | You’re bowling in those? | 1.2759 | 0.05135 | 116 | 90 | 20 | 6 |
3045 | You have no idea the miles you can put on these | 1.2759 | 0.04834 | 116 | 88 | 24 | 4 |
3046 | They have free return shipping, so I don't have to keep both pairs. | 1.2759 | 0.05135 | 116 | 90 | 20 | 6 |
3047 | Don’t even ask... you wouldn’t know the designer. | 1.2759 | 0.04513 | 116 | 86 | 28 | 2 |
3048 | I’m helping the economy | 1.2759 | 0.04344 | 116 | 90 | 22 | 4 |
3049 | For ankle support, pardner, I’d prefer high tops. | 1.2750 | 0.04422 | 120 | 89 | 29 | 2 |
3050 | If it's a boy, it's gonna hurt. If it's a girl, it's gonna hurt. | 1.2719 | 0.05328 | 114 | 90 | 17 | 7 |
3051 | I know I approved Funky Shoe Friday, but this is a step too far... | 1.2719 | 0.04871 | 114 | 92 | 15 | 7 |
3052 | I'm off to see the wizard in shoes of a different color. | 1.2719 | 0.05180 | 114 | 89 | 19 | 6 |
3053 | Saddled up for the Texas Pride Parade. | 1.2719 | 0.05328 | 114 | 90 | 17 | 7 |
3054 | You were supposed to use them to tell right from left, not front from back. | 1.2719 | 0.04709 | 114 | 86 | 25 | 3 |
3055 | You're wearing a ten-gallon hat with THOSE chaps? | 1.2719 | 0.04871 | 114 | 92 | 15 | 7 |
3056 | Tex, if I was in your shoes, I just wouldn't be such a colorful character. | 1.2719 | 0.05180 | 114 | 94 | 11 | 9 |
3057 | Then I got the second pair for half off. | 1.2719 | 0.05180 | 114 | 89 | 19 | 6 |
3058 | If you think I'm wearing horseshoes you're crazy. | 1.2719 | 0.05180 | 114 | 89 | 19 | 6 |
3059 | Didn’t you say you wanted me to start wearing whores shoes? | 1.2719 | 0.05328 | 114 | 90 | 17 | 7 |
3060 | My wife wants her shoes back, but we can keep her hat... | 1.2719 | 0.05028 | 114 | 88 | 21 | 5 |
3061 | It's the pebbles...." | 1.2719 | 0.04871 | 114 | 92 | 15 | 7 |
3062 | Now it’s your turn to try horseshoes | 1.2719 | 0.05180 | 114 | 89 | 19 | 6 |
3063 | . . . then, like an idiot, I shelled out another two-hundred for matching gloves. | 1.2719 | 0.05180 | 114 | 89 | 19 | 6 |
3064 | I’m thinking the same color on each side might have a nicer feel. | 1.2719 | 0.05180 | 114 | 89 | 19 | 6 |
3065 | Your French farrier says metal is passé this season.. | 1.2719 | 0.05328 | 114 | 90 | 17 | 7 |
3066 | Could be worse. At least I'm not sponsoring glue. | 1.2719 | 0.05612 | 114 | 92 | 13 | 9 |
3067 | Now look lets get this straight Port is Red Left, Starboard is Green Right | 1.2719 | 0.05472 | 114 | 91 | 15 | 8 |
3068 | I never said anything when you started with that hat! | 1.2719 | 0.04709 | 114 | 86 | 25 | 3 |
3069 | Yes, we'll be going straight from the barbecue to the square dance. | 1.2719 | 0.04709 | 114 | 86 | 25 | 3 |
3070 | You look different somehow. | 1.2719 | 0.05180 | 114 | 89 | 19 | 6 |
3071 | I thought you might want a dance partner during this COVID thing | 1.2719 | 0.04709 | 114 | 91 | 17 | 6 |
3072 | I had to go to the pinksmith and the tealsmith. | 1.2719 | 0.05028 | 114 | 88 | 21 | 5 |
3073 | Blue Leads; Red Trails | 1.2719 | 0.04542 | 114 | 90 | 19 | 5 |
3074 | They say Texas is going to turn blue | 1.2719 | 0.04871 | 114 | 87 | 23 | 4 |
3075 | The proper term is 'colorsmith' | 1.2719 | 0.04871 | 114 | 87 | 23 | 4 |
3076 | Remember now, clip blue, clop red, clip blue clop red. No galloping ! | 1.2719 | 0.05328 | 114 | 90 | 17 | 7 |
3077 | I thought you said "Uptown Road" | 1.2719 | 0.04871 | 114 | 87 | 23 | 4 |
3078 | My new shoes, ? take a look at your self with your hat on | 1.2719 | 0.04871 | 114 | 87 | 23 | 4 |
3079 | How did you know about my shoe closet? | 1.2719 | 0.04709 | 114 | 86 | 25 | 3 |
3080 | I suppose you don't think that hat makes you look ridiculous. | 1.2719 | 0.05180 | 114 | 89 | 19 | 6 |
3081 | Only two pairs of deep-discounted Jimmy Choo double wides left in my size. How could I say nay? | 1.2719 | 0.05028 | 114 | 88 | 21 | 5 |
3082 | Do you have something with better arch support? | 1.2719 | 0.05180 | 114 | 89 | 19 | 6 |
3083 | You're a regular clothes horse, aren't you? | 1.2719 | 0.04871 | 114 | 87 | 23 | 4 |
3084 | But, the farrier doesn’t reopen till Phase 2. | 1.2719 | 0.05328 | 114 | 90 | 17 | 7 |
3085 | She said these will double my 'horse power'. | 1.2719 | 0.04709 | 114 | 86 | 25 | 3 |
3086 | Well they do make your legs look great. | 1.2719 | 0.05612 | 114 | 92 | 13 | 9 |
3087 | But you said you’d go on a trip with me.. | 1.2719 | 0.05472 | 114 | 91 | 15 | 8 |
3088 | The second pair was for free | 1.2719 | 0.04871 | 114 | 87 | 23 | 4 |
3089 | All dressed up with nowhere to go | 1.2719 | 0.05328 | 114 | 90 | 17 | 7 |
3090 | I thought it was a zoom meeting | 1.2719 | 0.05180 | 114 | 89 | 19 | 6 |
3091 | I thought you said house shoes | 1.2719 | 0.05180 | 114 | 89 | 19 | 6 |
3092 | You know this isn’t really necessary for dressage. | 1.2719 | 0.04871 | 114 | 87 | 23 | 4 |
3093 | Why? Because they're Jimmy Choo's and I love them. | 1.2712 | 0.04609 | 118 | 89 | 26 | 3 |
3094 | First of all, we need to get you a pair of water shoes. | 1.2712 | 0.05471 | 118 | 95 | 14 | 9 |
3095 | i like them both but the green ones match your eyes | 1.2712 | 0.04197 | 118 | 89 | 27 | 2 |
3096 | Foal due. Keeping my options open. | 1.2712 | 0.05058 | 118 | 92 | 20 | 6 |
3097 | I’m here to see a man about a horse. | 1.2712 | 0.05199 | 118 | 93 | 18 | 7 |
3098 | Our time is now, Roy. Dancing with the Stars finally called. | 1.2712 | 0.05199 | 118 | 93 | 18 | 7 |
3099 | Sorry to keep you waiting, I had to borrow some shoes. | 1.2712 | 0.04763 | 118 | 90 | 24 | 4 |
3100 | I told that farrier godmother to leave you alone. | 1.2712 | 0.05199 | 118 | 93 | 18 | 7 |
3101 | They were out of Birkenstocks. | 1.2712 | 0.04449 | 118 | 88 | 28 | 2 |
3102 | Let's hope the dudes get tired of playing horse shoes pretty soon. | 1.2712 | 0.04913 | 118 | 91 | 22 | 5 |
3103 | ”All the other yearlings are wearing them. | 1.2712 | 0.05058 | 118 | 92 | 20 | 6 |
3104 | You’re not the first cowboy that’s broken my heart. | 1.2712 | 0.04609 | 118 | 89 | 26 | 3 |
3105 | I may no longer be lucky, but I finally feel beautiful. | 1.2712 | 0.05058 | 118 | 92 | 20 | 6 |
3106 | You’re having a boy and a girl | 1.2712 | 0.04913 | 118 | 91 | 22 | 5 |
3107 | I wanted to stand out | 1.2712 | 0.05337 | 118 | 94 | 16 | 8 |
3108 | What are you doing? Those are last season! | 1.2712 | 0.05199 | 118 | 93 | 18 | 7 |
3109 | They call me ‘The Colorblind Kid’. Why you askin’? | 1.2712 | 0.04913 | 118 | 91 | 22 | 5 |
3110 | I'm hot to trot. | 1.2703 | 0.04605 | 111 | 83 | 26 | 2 |
3111 | Better arch support. The color's just for show. | 1.2703 | 0.04779 | 111 | 84 | 24 | 3 |
3112 | Now the saddle's all wrong! | 1.2703 | 0.05111 | 111 | 86 | 20 | 5 |
3113 | I see we are having supply chain issues | 1.2703 | 0.05030 | 111 | 88 | 17 | 6 |
3114 | OK. Fine! I'll tie the laces." | 1.2703 | 0.05422 | 111 | 88 | 16 | 7 |
3115 | They told you I was a Shoe Horse. | 1.2703 | 0.05422 | 111 | 88 | 16 | 7 |
3116 | I would say this quarantine is getting out of hand if I didn't look so fantastic! | 1.2703 | 0.04864 | 111 | 87 | 19 | 5 |
3117 | F**k the pasture, I’m heading to Vegas. | 1.2703 | 0.05111 | 111 | 86 | 20 | 5 |
3118 | Well, you trying wearing horseshoes and see how you like them. | 1.2696 | 0.04835 | 115 | 88 | 23 | 4 |
3119 | No, that doesn't make you a clotheshorse. | 1.2689 | 0.04728 | 119 | 91 | 24 | 4 |
3120 | Interesting hat choice. | 1.2679 | 0.05071 | 112 | 87 | 20 | 5 |
3121 | And when I gallop they’re purple. | 1.2679 | 0.05526 | 112 | 90 | 14 | 8 |
3122 | Online ordering messed up again | 1.2679 | 0.04743 | 112 | 85 | 24 | 3 |
3123 | I decided to try a colorsmith..... | 1.2679 | 0.04909 | 112 | 86 | 22 | 4 |
3124 | Yes, I'm conflicted. Hoofware says their products are specifically designed for the open range. And, to avoid cancelling, they advise to always go commando when in the corral. | 1.2679 | 0.04481 | 112 | 91 | 16 | 5 |
3125 | Dressage boots? I was sure you said dress boots. | 1.2679 | 0.05227 | 112 | 88 | 18 | 6 |
3126 | I'm not sure. Should they match front and back or left side and right? | 1.2679 | 0.05526 | 112 | 90 | 14 | 8 |
3127 | You are lucky that you did not find stilettos. | 1.2679 | 0.04909 | 112 | 86 | 22 | 4 |
3128 | Yeah, you never did run with the herd... | 1.2679 | 0.04909 | 112 | 86 | 22 | 4 |
3129 | When did Jimmy Choo become the town’s farrier? | 1.2679 | 0.05227 | 112 | 88 | 18 | 6 |
3130 | Well, no one ever asked me what I wanted, before. | 1.2679 | 0.05227 | 112 | 88 | 18 | 6 |
3131 | So, I said to Dorothy, " What are you going to do with the shoes?" | 1.2679 | 0.04909 | 112 | 86 | 22 | 4 |
3132 | Tell the blacksmith I've changed my mind. I'll wear the mask. | 1.2679 | 0.05227 | 112 | 88 | 18 | 6 |
3133 | Do these shoes make me look like a cow? | 1.2679 | 0.05227 | 112 | 88 | 18 | 6 |
3134 | Put ‘em on, lace ‘em up Lace ‘em up, put ‘em on Put ‘em on, lace ‘em up, rawhide! | 1.2679 | 0.05227 | 112 | 88 | 18 | 6 |
3135 | Almost" counts | 1.2679 | 0.05670 | 112 | 91 | 12 | 9 |
3136 | That's the last time I'll let Darlene ride you to Gucci Gulch | 1.2679 | 0.05526 | 112 | 90 | 14 | 8 |
3137 | I said raceway not runway!! | 1.2679 | 0.05071 | 112 | 87 | 20 | 5 |
3138 | I'll give them back when I return from the stud farm. | 1.2679 | 0.05071 | 112 | 87 | 20 | 5 |
3139 | They make my canter just fabulous. | 1.2679 | 0.05227 | 112 | 88 | 18 | 6 |
3140 | I told you that if we kept doing these parties that one day the gender reveal would be hermaphrodite. | 1.2679 | 0.05947 | 112 | 93 | 8 | 11 |
3141 | How the heck are we supposed to play horeshoes with those!?! | 1.2679 | 0.05227 | 112 | 88 | 18 | 6 |
3142 | I think my new shoes make your hat look big | 1.2679 | 0.03469 | 112 | 91 | 17 | 4 |
3143 | All gussied up for a night on the town, I see | 1.2679 | 0.05379 | 112 | 89 | 16 | 7 |
3144 | Do you think the red shoes make my butt look too big? | 1.2679 | 0.04390 | 112 | 90 | 17 | 5 |
3145 | I thought that Mr. Ed was funny, but you and that hat is hilarious! | 1.2679 | 0.05071 | 112 | 87 | 20 | 5 |
3146 | I love the new farrier, but I think he's colorblind. | 1.2679 | 0.05071 | 112 | 87 | 20 | 5 |
3147 | I didn’t mean to hurt you, but the farrier just understands me in ways you never have. | 1.2679 | 0.05227 | 112 | 88 | 18 | 6 |
3148 | It is time we bring some color into these cartoons. | 1.2679 | 0.04570 | 112 | 89 | 18 | 5 |
3149 | I don't get it! I thought your favorite color was yellow! | 1.2679 | 0.05379 | 112 | 89 | 16 | 7 |
3150 | You said I could get whatever I wanted. | 1.2679 | 0.05379 | 112 | 89 | 16 | 7 |
3151 | I bought new shoes for Jen Acker's birthday party! | 1.2679 | 0.05071 | 112 | 87 | 20 | 5 |
3152 | Yeah, well, I think you look funny in that hat. | 1.2679 | 0.04390 | 112 | 88 | 20 | 4 |
3153 | I had to get loafers. I can not tie shoes. | 1.2679 | 0.05303 | 112 | 91 | 13 | 8 |
3154 | Sorry, but the Republicans are the horse’s ass | 1.2679 | 0.05670 | 112 | 91 | 12 | 9 |
3155 | I put a human couple costume over my head and do a tap dance duet.” | 1.2679 | 0.05071 | 112 | 87 | 20 | 5 |
3156 | Tap all you want. You'll still be stuck in Kansas. | 1.2679 | 0.05379 | 112 | 89 | 16 | 7 |
3157 | I see the new farrier doesn’t sacrifice comfort for style. | 1.2679 | 0.05227 | 112 | 88 | 18 | 6 |
3158 | Won't your Dior saddle bag make the same statement and get us there faster? | 1.2679 | 0.05227 | 112 | 88 | 18 | 6 |
3159 | Get over it. If you can wear that stupid hat, I can wear these cool shoes. | 1.2679 | 0.05071 | 112 | 87 | 20 | 5 |
3160 | Stop? Go? I couldn't decide. | 1.2679 | 0.05379 | 112 | 89 | 16 | 7 |
3161 | I told you “the other saddle”. | 1.2679 | 0.04106 | 112 | 89 | 20 | 3 |
3162 | Try ringing these around a stake! | 1.2679 | 0.04743 | 112 | 87 | 21 | 4 |
3163 | Stop being such a nay sayer! | 1.2679 | 0.05227 | 112 | 88 | 18 | 6 |
3164 | Nope, I don’t know a thing about missing elf twins. Do you have any suspects? | 1.2679 | 0.05227 | 112 | 88 | 18 | 6 |
3165 | Well, if you must know, he makes me feel like a mare. | 1.2679 | 0.03906 | 112 | 88 | 21 | 3 |
3166 | They were on sale and I regret nothing! | 1.2679 | 0.04909 | 112 | 86 | 22 | 4 |
3167 | Listen up, pardner ...That hat has got to go! | 1.2679 | 0.04657 | 112 | 89 | 18 | 5 |
3168 | But you said last week I’m a horse of a different color. | 1.2679 | 0.04909 | 112 | 86 | 22 | 4 |
3169 | I have something to tell you...I'm non-binary | 1.2679 | 0.05071 | 112 | 87 | 20 | 5 |
3170 | I couldn’t carry your pair so I decided to wear them, if that’s okay | 1.2679 | 0.04909 | 112 | 86 | 22 | 4 |
3171 | I decided that the rounded toe didn’t flatter my figure. | 1.2679 | 0.04657 | 112 | 87 | 21 | 4 |
3172 | Tap dancing... you couldn’t find something better for the contest john. | 1.2679 | 0.05303 | 112 | 91 | 13 | 8 |
3173 | I'll bet you have two pairs just like that back in your closet. | 1.2679 | 0.05670 | 112 | 91 | 12 | 9 |
3174 | I couldn’t decide if I was a Carrie or a Samantha today | 1.2679 | 0.05227 | 112 | 88 | 18 | 6 |
3175 | They are more ethical. | 1.2679 | 0.04743 | 112 | 90 | 16 | 6 |
3176 | You really are a horse of a different color. | 1.2679 | 0.04991 | 112 | 89 | 17 | 6 |
3177 | You’re a stable genius! No, you’re a stable genius! No, you’re a stable genius! No, you’re a stable genius! | 1.2679 | 0.05379 | 112 | 89 | 16 | 7 |
3178 | They just need breaking in. | 1.2679 | 0.04909 | 112 | 86 | 22 | 4 |
3179 | Sooo, what do you think? Too flashy? | 1.2679 | 0.04743 | 112 | 87 | 21 | 4 |
3180 | They’re my lucky horse shoes. | 1.2679 | 0.05227 | 112 | 88 | 18 | 6 |
3181 | I wish I knew how to quit you. | 1.2661 | 0.04988 | 109 | 84 | 21 | 4 |
3182 | I’m like a swing state. Biden in the front. Trump in the back. | 1.2661 | 0.05475 | 109 | 87 | 15 | 7 |
3183 | Discount mall ? | 1.2661 | 0.05317 | 109 | 86 | 17 | 6 |
3184 | They were on sale at Costco. | 1.2661 | 0.05475 | 109 | 87 | 15 | 7 |
3185 | Ah. So those are horse shoes ! | 1.2661 | 0.04988 | 109 | 84 | 21 | 4 |
3186 | They said I might be more comfortable with another farrier. | 1.2661 | 0.04814 | 109 | 83 | 23 | 3 |
3187 | What do you mean. those shoes don’t go with that saddle? | 1.2661 | 0.04814 | 109 | 88 | 15 | 6 |
3188 | I wish you'd pick just one color, Rusty. It makes matching my bandana so much easier. | 1.2661 | 0.04988 | 109 | 84 | 21 | 4 |
3189 | Life changes when you stop saying "nay" and start saying "yay." | 1.2661 | 0.04988 | 109 | 84 | 21 | 4 |
3190 | What? Clip Clops weren't working for me. | 1.2661 | 0.05475 | 109 | 87 | 15 | 7 |
3191 | I was going to wear all blue, but I thought it would be too matchy-matchy. | 1.2661 | 0.04988 | 109 | 84 | 21 | 4 |
3192 | Do you think anyone will notice? | 1.2661 | 0.05317 | 109 | 86 | 17 | 6 |
3193 | Isn't that the same outfit you wore yesterday? | 1.2661 | 0.04814 | 109 | 83 | 23 | 3 |
3194 | I clicked both sets of feet three times and I'm still in Oz. | 1.2661 | 0.04814 | 109 | 83 | 23 | 3 |
3195 | Wow! The new guy from Italy did say he had experience. | 1.2661 | 0.04634 | 109 | 82 | 25 | 2 |
3196 | I’m not taking fashion advice from someone wearing that hat. | 1.2661 | 0.04988 | 109 | 84 | 21 | 4 |
3197 | Did you get shod on Rodeo Drive again? | 1.2661 | 0.05155 | 109 | 85 | 19 | 5 |
3198 | Just chill, the judges will NOT balk at my being bi! This isn't their first rodeo. | 1.2661 | 0.04351 | 109 | 85 | 21 | 3 |
3199 | Don’t tell Martha. | 1.2661 | 0.05155 | 109 | 85 | 19 | 5 |
3200 | Not as ridiculous as that hat! | 1.2661 | 0.05155 | 109 | 85 | 19 | 5 |
3201 | I got dressed in the dark. | 1.2661 | 0.04988 | 109 | 84 | 21 | 4 |
3202 | So I'm wearing these 'cause you're wearing that? | 1.2661 | 0.04725 | 109 | 85 | 20 | 4 |
3203 | Matchy-matchy is out - this is the Wild West, capiche? | 1.2661 | 0.04988 | 109 | 84 | 21 | 4 |
3204 | My lawyer says I should put myself in your shoes. | 1.2661 | 0.05317 | 109 | 86 | 17 | 6 |
3205 | Bill, you have to trust me –– the fit is fantastic. | 1.2661 | 0.04252 | 109 | 85 | 21 | 3 |
3206 | I can return the pair you don’t like. | 1.2661 | 0.04814 | 109 | 83 | 23 | 3 |
3207 | I know, I know, but they didn’t have another green pair in my size. | 1.2661 | 0.05475 | 109 | 87 | 15 | 7 |
3208 | Periwinkle Sandals and Cyan Pumps? You stupid horse, you've mixed your alliteration! | 1.2661 | 0.05475 | 109 | 87 | 15 | 7 |
3209 | I'm an Independent in this race | 1.2661 | 0.04634 | 109 | 86 | 19 | 4 |
3210 | That doesn't make Texas a purple state. | 1.2661 | 0.04988 | 109 | 84 | 21 | 4 |
3211 | You can do anything but lay off of my blue suede shoes. | 1.2661 | 0.05317 | 109 | 86 | 17 | 6 |
3212 | Well, your hat looks dumb. | 1.2661 | 0.04988 | 109 | 84 | 21 | 4 |
3213 | Apologize for that insult, or forever be known as "all hat and no horse Tex." | 1.2661 | 0.05317 | 109 | 86 | 17 | 6 |
3214 | Neither pair really match this saddle. | 1.2661 | 0.05475 | 109 | 87 | 15 | 7 |
3215 | I’m not going anywhere with you in that hat! | 1.2661 | 0.04902 | 109 | 86 | 18 | 5 |
3216 | I guess we’re both playing dress-up. | 1.2661 | 0.05475 | 109 | 87 | 15 | 7 |
3217 | Or Well Clint, your overtly phallic hat is equally offensive to me. | 1.2661 | 0.05155 | 109 | 85 | 19 | 5 |
3218 | Thank you, no, I don't need a farrier. But if you know a good furrier... | 1.2661 | 0.05475 | 109 | 87 | 15 | 7 |
3219 | Horse feet matter, Jeb. | 1.2661 | 0.05628 | 109 | 88 | 13 | 8 |
3220 | The blacksmith was an FIT graduate | 1.2661 | 0.05317 | 109 | 86 | 17 | 6 |
3221 | I told you dad, I’m non-binary. | 1.2661 | 0.04047 | 109 | 86 | 20 | 3 |
3222 | Everything is merrier, after a trip to the farrier! | 1.2661 | 0.05475 | 109 | 87 | 15 | 7 |
3223 | I never was much good at horseshoes. | 1.2661 | 0.05475 | 109 | 87 | 15 | 7 |
3224 | What's with the whore shoes? | 1.2661 | 0.05475 | 109 | 87 | 15 | 7 |
3225 | I really need a new blacksmith. | 1.2661 | 0.05317 | 109 | 86 | 17 | 6 |
3226 | A bit flashy - but they spoke to my masculine/feminine energy. | 1.2661 | 0.04988 | 109 | 86 | 18 | 5 |
3227 | No, there is not two people in here. I'm a real horse. | 1.2661 | 0.04542 | 109 | 84 | 22 | 3 |
3228 | You think Biden's in the lead? | 1.2661 | 0.04814 | 109 | 83 | 23 | 3 |
3229 | Do you think a magenta saddle will clash? | 1.2661 | 0.04988 | 109 | 84 | 21 | 4 |
3230 | I'm thinking purple for the saddle, what do you think?" | 1.2661 | 0.04902 | 109 | 86 | 18 | 5 |
3231 | Blue suede is studly, but the pink pumps make you look just plain filly! | 1.2661 | 0.05155 | 109 | 85 | 19 | 5 |
3232 | And free shipping, too? | 1.2661 | 0.04988 | 109 | 84 | 21 | 4 |
3233 | Well, I was humming “Luck Be A Lady“ all morning. | 1.2661 | 0.04725 | 109 | 85 | 20 | 4 |
3234 | Business in the front, party in back. | 1.2661 | 0.05155 | 109 | 85 | 19 | 5 |
3235 | I showed interest in your life when you started wearing that overbearing monstrosity, so the least you could do is humor me just a little bit. | 1.2661 | 0.04814 | 109 | 83 | 23 | 3 |
3236 | What I'm trying to say is, I'm tired of the same old cowboy routine. | 1.2661 | 0.04988 | 109 | 84 | 21 | 4 |
3237 | Whoa.. I dont know how we will be received at the saloon tonight Hoss . | 1.2661 | 0.05317 | 109 | 86 | 17 | 6 |
3238 | Do you think they're too casual? | 1.2661 | 0.05155 | 109 | 85 | 19 | 5 |
3239 | I don't want people to know my politics. | 1.2661 | 0.04988 | 109 | 84 | 21 | 4 |
3240 | Zappos? | 1.2661 | 0.04814 | 109 | 83 | 23 | 3 |
3241 | They’re for my insta | 1.2661 | 0.05475 | 109 | 87 | 15 | 7 |
3242 | You can lead a horse to water, but Stuart, you can’t expect him to decide between heels and flats when he gets there. | 1.2661 | 0.04447 | 109 | 81 | 27 | 1 |
3243 | I thought you weren’t coming back until Wednesday | 1.2661 | 0.05155 | 109 | 85 | 19 | 5 |
3244 | I’m just heading to the barre. | 1.2661 | 0.04988 | 109 | 84 | 21 | 4 |
3245 | Oh Definitely the blue ones, they match your eyes | 1.2661 | 0.05317 | 109 | 86 | 17 | 6 |
3246 | I’m registered as independent | 1.2661 | 0.04988 | 109 | 84 | 21 | 4 |
3247 | And you’re sure she won’t mind? | 1.2661 | 0.04814 | 109 | 83 | 23 | 3 |
3248 | Ehm... I've said red on right, green on left! | 1.2661 | 0.05475 | 109 | 87 | 15 | 7 |
3249 | My body my rules | 1.2661 | 0.04988 | 109 | 84 | 21 | 4 |
3250 | Ugh, the invite said casual dress. Lose the hat! | 1.2661 | 0.04988 | 109 | 84 | 21 | 4 |
3251 | Vegan pleather my ass, these are genuine cordovan! | 1.2661 | 0.05155 | 109 | 85 | 19 | 5 |
3252 | You said we’re going out today. | 1.2661 | 0.04447 | 109 | 81 | 27 | 1 |
3253 | I thought you said we were going out out | 1.2661 | 0.04988 | 109 | 84 | 21 | 4 |
3254 | Yes, Uncle Henry, one of these pairs belongs to Dorothy. Mine are the shoes of a different color. | 1.2661 | 0.05155 | 109 | 85 | 19 | 5 |
3255 | Incredible! You look just like my two ex-wives. | 1.2661 | 0.05317 | 109 | 86 | 17 | 6 |
3256 | No silly, these are old shoes. But I did shave my legs | 1.2661 | 0.05475 | 109 | 87 | 15 | 7 |
3257 | I’m leaving the ranch to follow my dreams. | 1.2661 | 0.05155 | 109 | 85 | 19 | 5 |
3258 | Well, at least they got your size right | 1.2661 | 0.05475 | 109 | 87 | 15 | 7 |
3259 | These boots AREN’T made for walking! | 1.2661 | 0.04988 | 109 | 84 | 21 | 4 |
3260 | I like my work shoes but they just aren't me. | 1.2661 | 0.05155 | 109 | 85 | 19 | 5 |
3261 | It’s weird, I know. But they were sold out of orange | 1.2661 | 0.04814 | 109 | 83 | 23 | 3 |
3262 | I can see why the other horses are envious. You’re a horse of a different color shoes! | 1.2661 | 0.05317 | 109 | 86 | 17 | 6 |
3263 | Listen...I don’t think you should sit on my back anymore. It’s not personal but I’m going to flip these shoes and finally get my shit together. Maybe even move out east. | 1.2661 | 0.05317 | 109 | 86 | 17 | 6 |
3264 | I’m just trying to cater to all audiences | 1.2655 | 0.05031 | 113 | 88 | 20 | 5 |
3265 | I suppose now you think I'm too intersectional to win the rodeo | 1.2637 | 0.05813 | 91 | 72 | 14 | 5 |
3266 | I know. I'm just horsing around. | 1.2636 | 0.04948 | 110 | 85 | 21 | 4 |
3267 | Do they make my haunches look too big? | 1.2636 | 0.05274 | 110 | 87 | 17 | 6 |
3268 | No, I said dressage”. | 1.2636 | 0.04776 | 110 | 84 | 23 | 3 |
3269 | Going into town again? | 1.2636 | 0.04948 | 110 | 85 | 21 | 4 |
3270 | I’m doing a TikTok. | 1.2636 | 0.04776 | 110 | 84 | 23 | 3 |
3271 | You said Casual. | 1.2632 | 0.05439 | 95 | 74 | 17 | 4 |
3272 | I'll change my shoes if you'll change your hat. | 1.2617 | 0.05529 | 107 | 86 | 14 | 7 |
3273 | The Cheval Wears Prada. | 1.2617 | 0.05367 | 107 | 85 | 16 | 6 |
3274 | Of all the farriers in all the towns in all the world you had to walk into some color-blind idiot's joint. | 1.2617 | 0.04849 | 107 | 82 | 22 | 3 |
3275 | I told you I wanted boots. | 1.2617 | 0.05028 | 107 | 83 | 20 | 4 |
3276 | Yeah, I guess I should dance with the one who brung me.” | 1.2617 | 0.05529 | 107 | 86 | 14 | 7 |
3277 | You're such a trend setter!! | 1.2617 | 0.04664 | 107 | 81 | 24 | 2 |
3278 | That's what you get for choosing a ranch in the suburbs. | 1.2617 | 0.04664 | 107 | 81 | 24 | 2 |
3279 | Sorry. I got dressed in the dark. | 1.2617 | 0.05367 | 107 | 85 | 16 | 6 |
3280 | Get off your high heels. | 1.2617 | 0.05028 | 107 | 83 | 20 | 4 |
3281 | Yes. I do like your whore shoes.” | 1.2617 | 0.05200 | 107 | 84 | 18 | 5 |
3282 | Even with four left feet I love dancing with you. | 1.2617 | 0.05367 | 107 | 85 | 16 | 6 |
3283 | My podiatrist says the front ones should help my over-pronation, but I just like how the back ones look. | 1.2617 | 0.05529 | 107 | 86 | 14 | 7 |
3284 | I know they don’t match but they’re super comfortable. | 1.2617 | 0.04758 | 107 | 84 | 19 | 4 |
3285 | Listen Bucko, I have no control over what they put on my feet | 1.2617 | 0.05200 | 107 | 84 | 18 | 5 |
3286 | Your mare should have made that decision when you were a foal. | 1.2617 | 0.05200 | 107 | 84 | 18 | 5 |
3287 | The blacksmith said try one on just for giggles. Next thing I knew, I had bought 6 pairs. | 1.2617 | 0.05200 | 107 | 84 | 18 | 5 |
3288 | What the heck are you looking at? | 1.2617 | 0.05686 | 107 | 87 | 12 | 8 |
3289 | I tossed the other ones. | 1.2617 | 0.05200 | 107 | 84 | 18 | 5 |
3290 | Uh, Pardner, Dude....No way am I going to be seen with that HAT. Ditch it and let's ride...Giddy up! | 1.2617 | 0.05367 | 107 | 85 | 16 | 6 |
3291 | And as for the whole clop-clop thing, I for one won't miss it. | 1.2617 | 0.05686 | 107 | 87 | 12 | 8 |
3292 | I'm making a statement. Pastel is in this year. | 1.2617 | 0.05028 | 107 | 83 | 20 | 4 |
3293 | Just great. I’m going to be the only horse in the corral with shoes that don’t match. | 1.2617 | 0.04849 | 107 | 82 | 22 | 3 |
3294 | Because the blacksmith's name was Ferragamo. 'Nuff said. | 1.2617 | 0.05367 | 107 | 85 | 16 | 6 |
3295 | The sign said, "Life it short; buy the shoes." So I bought the shoes. | 1.2617 | 0.04569 | 107 | 83 | 21 | 3 |
3296 | It’s called exploring your identity | 1.2617 | 0.05200 | 107 | 84 | 18 | 5 |
3297 | Usually the cowboys don’t even notice. | 1.2617 | 0.04849 | 107 | 82 | 22 | 3 |
3298 | Oh yeah, well your hat’s funny looking. | 1.2617 | 0.05529 | 107 | 86 | 14 | 7 |
3299 | It's the summer and I'm trying something new. Deal with it, cowboy! | 1.2617 | 0.05028 | 107 | 83 | 20 | 4 |
3300 | This is way better than the high heels. | 1.2617 | 0.04849 | 107 | 82 | 22 | 3 |
3301 | Green is for go. Red is for stop. | 1.2617 | 0.04664 | 107 | 83 | 21 | 3 |
3302 | Really got a kick out of them | 1.2617 | 0.05028 | 107 | 83 | 20 | 4 |
3303 | I thought the blacksmith was kidding when he said his name was Manolo. | 1.2617 | 0.04664 | 107 | 81 | 24 | 2 |
3304 | Think that's funny? Wait until you see what color your Stetson ends up | 1.2617 | 0.05367 | 107 | 85 | 16 | 6 |
3305 | I like both reds on the left. | 1.2617 | 0.05529 | 107 | 86 | 14 | 7 |
3306 | Inappropriate? You said we were going to a dance. | 1.2617 | 0.05200 | 107 | 84 | 18 | 5 |
3307 | Thees are more practical, but the stilettos were just so adorable. | 1.2617 | 0.05367 | 107 | 85 | 16 | 6 |
3308 | I was expecting the farrier. I got Ferragamo. | 1.2617 | 0.05529 | 107 | 86 | 14 | 7 |
3309 | Your fashion days are over, Cowboy. | 1.2617 | 0.05200 | 107 | 84 | 18 | 5 |
3310 | Well, Roger, since you ask, the color helps me remember which is which. | 1.2617 | 0.05200 | 107 | 84 | 18 | 5 |
3311 | I'll be voting with my feet. | 1.2617 | 0.05367 | 107 | 85 | 16 | 6 |
3312 | Front legs seem to be more progressive. | 1.2617 | 0.05686 | 107 | 87 | 12 | 8 |
3313 | Yes, Frank, I know you said get new horseshoes, but I want to go dancing. | 1.2617 | 0.05367 | 107 | 85 | 16 | 6 |
3314 | Lookin’ mighty fine with those blue suede shoes | 1.2617 | 0.04664 | 107 | 81 | 24 | 2 |
3315 | What about matching masks for the rodeo ? | 1.2617 | 0.04569 | 107 | 87 | 15 | 5 |
3316 | I’m all business up front and party in the rear. | 1.2617 | 0.05200 | 107 | 84 | 18 | 5 |
3317 | So what gives, Shakespeare? I didn't think New Yorker cartoons were in color | 1.2617 | 0.05028 | 107 | 83 | 20 | 4 |
3318 | It’s tough being a clothes horse with four legs | 1.2617 | 0.04849 | 107 | 82 | 22 | 3 |
3319 | I reckon you're right! Blue for going forward; red for going backwards. I wish I'd had your horse sense back in '16! | 1.2617 | 0.05028 | 107 | 83 | 20 | 4 |
3320 | I reckon they'll distract from my handling of the pandemic. | 1.2617 | 0.05200 | 107 | 84 | 18 | 5 |
3321 | Do these colors make me look domesticated? | 1.2617 | 0.05839 | 107 | 88 | 10 | 9 |
3322 | Are you, by any chance, color blind? | 1.2617 | 0.05200 | 107 | 84 | 18 | 5 |
3323 | But do you think the blue bring out my eyes? | 1.2617 | 0.05200 | 107 | 84 | 18 | 5 |
3324 | You said I could get some new shoes when we got to the ranch. | 1.2617 | 0.05200 | 107 | 84 | 18 | 5 |
3325 | It’s fashion week. | 1.2617 | 0.05686 | 107 | 87 | 12 | 8 |
3326 | You're nine gallons over my limit. | 1.2617 | 0.05529 | 107 | 86 | 14 | 7 |
3327 | I said go to the farrier not Ferragamo. | 1.2617 | 0.05529 | 107 | 86 | 14 | 7 |
3328 | Mauve. Yes definitely mauve for the saddle. | 1.2617 | 0.04758 | 107 | 84 | 19 | 4 |
3329 | Do these shoes go with my coat? | 1.2617 | 0.05367 | 107 | 85 | 16 | 6 |
3330 | New shoes? | 1.2617 | 0.05367 | 107 | 85 | 16 | 6 |
3331 | they finally came out with a new line of horse shoes | 1.2617 | 0.05200 | 107 | 84 | 18 | 5 |
3332 | They don't have to match, they just have to go." | 1.2617 | 0.05529 | 107 | 86 | 14 | 7 |
3333 | The turquoise is younger And favors your mane. | 1.2617 | 0.05529 | 107 | 86 | 14 | 7 |
3334 | These are my good shoes and I can’t get them muddy. | 1.2617 | 0.04849 | 107 | 82 | 22 | 3 |
3335 | Hey, I didn't ask for two pairs of whore's shoes...oh, wait... | 1.2617 | 0.05115 | 107 | 86 | 15 | 6 |
3336 | Time for a Shoeout at the O.K. Corral | 1.2617 | 0.05200 | 107 | 84 | 18 | 5 |
3337 | So you were shooed from the other farm" | 1.2617 | 0.05367 | 107 | 85 | 16 | 6 |
3338 | It’s a toss up, the blue brings out your eyes but the pink matches your personality. | 1.2617 | 0.04569 | 107 | 83 | 21 | 3 |
3339 | Now we can sneak up on them. | 1.2617 | 0.05529 | 107 | 86 | 14 | 7 |
3340 | Maybe hanging one of those above my door will fix 2020. | 1.2617 | 0.05028 | 107 | 83 | 20 | 4 |
3341 | Always trying to make a statement | 1.2617 | 0.04569 | 107 | 83 | 21 | 3 |
3342 | I can't seem to get ahead. | 1.2617 | 0.05529 | 107 | 86 | 14 | 7 |
3343 | I said new shoes for the show down, not a hoedown. | 1.2617 | 0.05028 | 107 | 83 | 20 | 4 |
3344 | You could get a matching mask from The Casual Ferrier. | 1.2617 | 0.05200 | 107 | 84 | 18 | 5 |
3345 | Can't dance; don't ask me. | 1.2617 | 0.05200 | 107 | 84 | 18 | 5 |
3346 | On Sale. | 1.2617 | 0.05200 | 107 | 84 | 18 | 5 |
3347 | They're Whinny Choos. | 1.2617 | 0.05529 | 107 | 86 | 14 | 7 |
3348 | I'll wear a mask if you do. | 1.2617 | 0.04849 | 107 | 82 | 22 | 3 |
3349 | so what,, if I cant pass the cognitive test,, | 1.2617 | 0.05529 | 107 | 86 | 14 | 7 |
3350 | And I want you to start referring to me by my preferred pronouns: they / them / theirs. | 1.2617 | 0.05200 | 107 | 84 | 18 | 5 |
3351 | This is what you get for endorsing Nike at the rodeo. | 1.2617 | 0.05028 | 107 | 83 | 20 | 4 |
3352 | If you think that's going to stop me from getting on, you're mistaken. | 1.2617 | 0.04849 | 107 | 82 | 22 | 3 |
3353 | Either this or I have to wear a hat like yours. | 1.2617 | 0.05028 | 107 | 83 | 20 | 4 |
3354 | What can I say? Christmas in July. | 1.2617 | 0.04664 | 107 | 81 | 24 | 2 |
3355 | I think they will like it if you do a little soft shoe while I yodel. | 1.2617 | 0.05200 | 107 | 84 | 18 | 5 |
3356 | I've had pretty good luck with Zappos myself. | 1.2617 | 0.05367 | 107 | 85 | 16 | 6 |
3357 | What do you mean "interesting"? | 1.2617 | 0.05200 | 107 | 84 | 18 | 5 |
3358 | I told you Sundays are going to be fun days. | 1.2617 | 0.04664 | 107 | 81 | 24 | 2 |
3359 | They warned me, stay out of Mr Roy’ s personal effects ... didn’t say nuthin’ bout Ms Evans closet | 1.2617 | 0.04569 | 107 | 83 | 21 | 3 |
3360 | If the shoes fit, I'm not going to look a gift horse in the mouth. | 1.2617 | 0.05529 | 107 | 86 | 14 | 7 |
3361 | Nice Clydehoppers. | 1.2617 | 0.05028 | 107 | 83 | 20 | 4 |
3362 | These days you have to pay a bit more to get the lucky ones | 1.2617 | 0.05200 | 107 | 84 | 18 | 5 |
3363 | Now you try wearing horse shoes. | 1.2617 | 0.04849 | 107 | 82 | 22 | 3 |
3364 | I thought today we'd just loaf around. | 1.2617 | 0.05028 | 107 | 83 | 20 | 4 |
3365 | I heard the new farrier grew up in San Francisco. | 1.2617 | 0.05028 | 107 | 83 | 20 | 4 |
3366 | You sure got a lot to say about ‘tenderfoots,’ Frank. Just supposing you met a tenderfoot and never even knew it, what then? | 1.2617 | 0.05529 | 107 | 86 | 14 | 7 |
3367 | You never know what you'll find on wish | 1.2617 | 0.04664 | 107 | 86 | 16 | 5 |
3368 | Could I see these in a slimmer heel? | 1.2617 | 0.05028 | 107 | 83 | 20 | 4 |
3369 | You say I gave you my credit card number when, exactly? | 1.2617 | 0.05200 | 107 | 84 | 18 | 5 |
3370 | Just trying to fit in with all the city folk that’s moved in. | 1.2617 | 0.05028 | 107 | 83 | 20 | 4 |
3371 | I straddle the gender binary just fine, thank you very much! | 1.2617 | 0.04849 | 107 | 82 | 22 | 3 |
3372 | Tap lessons start at noon. | 1.2617 | 0.05367 | 107 | 85 | 16 | 6 |
3373 | All the French horses are wearing them. 😛 | 1.2617 | 0.05367 | 107 | 85 | 16 | 6 |
3374 | Well... I really don’t care anymore. | 1.2617 | 0.05367 | 107 | 85 | 16 | 6 |
3375 | Hey, is that hat vintage? | 1.2617 | 0.05200 | 107 | 84 | 18 | 5 |
3376 | And you haven’t seen what my washing machine did with the socks. | 1.2617 | 0.05367 | 107 | 85 | 16 | 6 |
3377 | It’s called fashion, Brad, look it up. | 1.2617 | 0.05200 | 107 | 84 | 18 | 5 |
3378 | Trying a new look. What do you think? | 1.2617 | 0.04849 | 107 | 82 | 22 | 3 |
3379 | Do they come in my size? | 1.2617 | 0.04849 | 107 | 82 | 22 | 3 |
3380 | The dress arrives tomorrow! | 1.2617 | 0.05686 | 107 | 87 | 12 | 8 |
3381 | I just can’t decide which shoes go better with this saddle. What do you think, Earl? | 1.2617 | 0.04849 | 107 | 82 | 22 | 3 |
3382 | What? I’m not allowed to try something new? | 1.2617 | 0.05028 | 107 | 83 | 20 | 4 |
3383 | Could I have your hat? | 1.2617 | 0.05200 | 107 | 84 | 18 | 5 |
3384 | Cinderella said, ‘One shoe can change your life,’ so imagine what four can do. | 1.2617 | 0.05200 | 107 | 84 | 18 | 5 |
3385 | Just because we’re on Zoom doesn’t mean I can’t have a little fun with my footwear. | 1.2617 | 0.04939 | 107 | 85 | 17 | 5 |
3386 | Sorry, haven’t decided my gender yet | 1.2617 | 0.05988 | 107 | 89 | 8 | 10 |
3387 | I double knotted them this time | 1.2617 | 0.05367 | 107 | 85 | 16 | 6 |
3388 | You're the one with the ridiculous hat, Mr. fashion critic. | 1.2617 | 0.05028 | 107 | 83 | 20 | 4 |
3389 | Then he said...wanna bet | 1.2617 | 0.05028 | 107 | 83 | 20 | 4 |
3390 | Oh quit being a naysayer | 1.2617 | 0.05028 | 107 | 83 | 20 | 4 |
3391 | I thought they went well with your hat. | 1.2617 | 0.05367 | 107 | 85 | 16 | 6 |
3392 | It's whimsical | 1.2617 | 0.04849 | 107 | 82 | 22 | 3 |
3393 | Remember when you said that a horse divided cannot stand? | 1.2617 | 0.05367 | 107 | 85 | 16 | 6 |
3394 | I never understood why they sell shoes in pairs instead of quartets | 1.2617 | 0.05200 | 107 | 84 | 18 | 5 |
3395 | Darn it Emelda, did you get into the wife's closet again? | 1.2613 | 0.04909 | 111 | 86 | 21 | 4 |
3396 | I guess I wanted to both put on my red shoes AND dance the blues. | 1.2593 | 0.04987 | 108 | 84 | 20 | 4 |
3397 | But that was a play, Sydney. | 1.2593 | 0.05790 | 108 | 89 | 10 | 9 |
3398 | I know they can't see them on Zoom. It's a matter of self-respect. | 1.2593 | 0.05158 | 108 | 85 | 18 | 5 |
3399 | So the lady blacksmith says you are complaining about your cracked horse shoe...try walking a mile in mine. Whoa was she right! | 1.2593 | 0.04987 | 108 | 84 | 20 | 4 |
3400 | I do have a walk-in stall for just my shoes. | 1.2593 | 0.04720 | 108 | 85 | 19 | 4 |
3401 | I refuse to be invisible any longer. | 1.2593 | 0.04810 | 108 | 83 | 22 | 3 |
3402 | I found them on the bus. | 1.2593 | 0.04810 | 108 | 83 | 22 | 3 |
3403 | I need you to refer to me as they from now on. | 1.2593 | 0.04987 | 108 | 84 | 20 | 4 |
3404 | You should have ordered me running shoes, not loafers! Now, I just relax! | 1.2593 | 0.04436 | 108 | 84 | 22 | 2 |
3405 | The farrier said they’re even luckier. | 1.2593 | 0.04627 | 108 | 82 | 24 | 2 |
3406 | Doug questions whether last night was actually a dream, or indeed a night mare. | 1.2593 | 0.04810 | 108 | 83 | 22 | 3 |
3407 | I feel foolish without socks. | 1.2571 | 0.05246 | 105 | 83 | 17 | 5 |
3408 | Don’t judge, I can’t pull off stilettos. | 1.2571 | 0.05069 | 105 | 82 | 19 | 4 |
3409 | YOU DIDN'T WONDER WHEN MY NAME WAS FASHIONISTA? | 1.2561 | 0.05964 | 82 | 65 | 13 | 4 |
3410 | Your first rodeo? | 1.2549 | 0.05155 | 102 | 80 | 18 | 4 |
3411 | Cowboy, walk a mile in my shoes,shoes." | 1.2549 | 0.04963 | 102 | 79 | 20 | 3 |
3412 | So what? Are we going anywhere? | 1.2549 | 0.04555 | 102 | 77 | 24 | 1 |
3413 | At least I don’t wear a hat that makes my head look a flag pole. | 1.2549 | 0.05340 | 102 | 81 | 16 | 5 |
3414 | They're by Farrier-Gamo. | 1.2549 | 0.04963 | 102 | 79 | 20 | 3 |
3415 | Who says shoes can't make a political statement? | 1.2549 | 0.05518 | 102 | 82 | 14 | 6 |
3416 | Hey there cowboy, you keep sayin whoa Nellie, my name is Peter | 1.2549 | 0.04555 | 102 | 77 | 24 | 1 |
3417 | You couldn't get me any horse shoes? | 1.2549 | 0.04763 | 102 | 78 | 22 | 2 |
3418 | I suppose this is what you get if you text "Shoe the horse" . | 1.2549 | 0.05518 | 102 | 82 | 14 | 6 |
3419 | It's better to look cool than be comfortable. | 1.2549 | 0.04106 | 102 | 80 | 20 | 2 |
3420 | I know, I know my shoes don’t match. | 1.2549 | 0.04963 | 102 | 79 | 20 | 3 |
3421 | From now on I prefer the pronouns, ‘ they’ and ‘them’ . | 1.2549 | 0.04963 | 102 | 79 | 20 | 3 |
3422 | Well, now I feel underdressed... | 1.2549 | 0.04555 | 102 | 77 | 24 | 1 |
3423 | When I find something that's flattering I buy it in several colors. | 1.2549 | 0.04763 | 102 | 78 | 22 | 2 |
3424 | I think you should wear your running shoes" | 1.2549 | 0.04660 | 102 | 80 | 19 | 3 |
3425 | Ah yes, a horse of a different color! | 1.2549 | 0.03735 | 102 | 86 | 11 | 5 |
3426 | Hoping the shoes will keep you off my back. | 1.2549 | 0.05340 | 102 | 81 | 16 | 5 |
3427 | So I've walked a mile in 'em and I still think you're a showboat | 1.2549 | 0.04963 | 102 | 79 | 20 | 3 |
3428 | These are all that was left on Amazon. | 1.2549 | 0.05155 | 102 | 80 | 18 | 4 |
3429 | What’s the hitch? | 1.2549 | 0.04963 | 102 | 79 | 20 | 3 |
3430 | The salesperson thought I said "HOUSE shoes." | 1.2549 | 0.04963 | 102 | 79 | 20 | 3 |
3431 | It's my Queer Eye reboot.” | 1.2549 | 0.04763 | 102 | 78 | 22 | 2 |
3432 | Dang it, Charlie, that isn't what I meant when I said horseshoes." | 1.2549 | 0.05155 | 102 | 80 | 18 | 4 |
3433 | Next thing ya know, you'll be wantin' quiche. | 1.2549 | 0.05248 | 102 | 83 | 13 | 6 |
3434 | That hat is a bold choice. | 1.2549 | 0.05155 | 102 | 80 | 18 | 4 |
3435 | I think this one’s gonna’ be too wild to break. | 1.2549 | 0.04763 | 102 | 78 | 22 | 2 |
3436 | The blacksmith wouldn't wear a mask | 1.2549 | 0.05155 | 102 | 80 | 18 | 4 |
3437 | Because I identify as "them/they". | 1.2549 | 0.05155 | 102 | 80 | 18 | 4 |
3438 | you still won't get top billing | 1.2549 | 0.05340 | 102 | 81 | 16 | 5 |
3439 | They’re complimentary | 1.2549 | 0.05155 | 102 | 80 | 18 | 4 |
3440 | Red Right, red right, how hard is that? | 1.2549 | 0.05155 | 102 | 80 | 18 | 4 |
3441 | Something tells me this is a re-gifting. | 1.2549 | 0.05155 | 102 | 80 | 18 | 4 |
3442 | I'm owned by Sarah Jessica Parker. | 1.2549 | 0.05155 | 102 | 80 | 18 | 4 |
3443 | Yeah? Well I think your HAT looks funny! | 1.2549 | 0.05155 | 102 | 80 | 18 | 4 |
3444 | Is that a twenty-gallon hat, cowboy, or are you just happy to see me? | 1.2549 | 0.05860 | 102 | 84 | 10 | 8 |
3445 | What's the matter, cowboy? Did you hear a discouraging word? | 1.2549 | 0.04963 | 102 | 79 | 20 | 3 |
3446 | Okay. You get to use all the pronouns. | 1.2549 | 0.05340 | 102 | 81 | 16 | 5 |
3447 | Your feet are killing me. | 1.2549 | 0.05340 | 102 | 81 | 16 | 5 |
3448 | When did you first realize you were having gender issues? | 1.2549 | 0.05155 | 102 | 80 | 18 | 4 |
3449 | I'm telling you, the rodeo has changed a lot. | 1.2549 | 0.05155 | 102 | 80 | 18 | 4 |
3450 | I know you said “horseshoes”, but Nordstroms was having a sale. | 1.2549 | 0.05518 | 102 | 82 | 14 | 6 |
3451 | Damn you, I can't see blue | 1.2549 | 0.04555 | 102 | 80 | 20 | 2 |
3452 | Now them's horseshoes of a different color | 1.2549 | 0.05340 | 102 | 81 | 16 | 5 |
3453 | I’m running away to pursue my true passion: tennis. | 1.2549 | 0.04763 | 102 | 78 | 22 | 2 |
3454 | And that's how they came up with Crazy Horse. | 1.2549 | 0.04963 | 102 | 79 | 20 | 3 |
3455 | This was the last time he let the horse pick its own shoes | 1.2549 | 0.05155 | 102 | 80 | 18 | 4 |
3456 | Look. I was lucky they were even open. | 1.2549 | 0.04963 | 102 | 79 | 20 | 3 |
3457 | C'mon, Daisy. You know I'm taking you out to meet my parents tonight. Couldn't you find a quartet of matching shoes? | 1.2549 | 0.03863 | 102 | 82 | 19 | 1 |
3458 | Now all we need are purses to match. | 1.2549 | 0.04763 | 102 | 78 | 22 | 2 |
3459 | Blacksmith said she interned at "Vogue" | 1.2549 | 0.04963 | 102 | 79 | 20 | 3 |
3460 | Listen... I won’t say anything about your hat, you don’t say about my shoes. | 1.2549 | 0.04555 | 102 | 77 | 24 | 1 |
3461 | The farrier was having a closeout on shoes. | 1.2549 | 0.04963 | 102 | 79 | 20 | 3 |
3462 | I told you I go both ways. | 1.2549 | 0.04963 | 102 | 79 | 20 | 3 |
3463 | I know they don’t match, but the heels were killing me. | 1.2549 | 0.05340 | 102 | 81 | 16 | 5 |
3464 | My previous owner was colorblind. | 1.2549 | 0.05155 | 102 | 80 | 18 | 4 |
3465 | Do you have nail polish remover? | 1.2549 | 0.04963 | 102 | 79 | 20 | 3 |
3466 | What, you think they're tacky? | 1.2549 | 0.05155 | 102 | 80 | 18 | 4 |
3467 | You know you're not allowed outside in your party shoes. | 1.2549 | 0.05155 | 102 | 80 | 18 | 4 |
3468 | What are those birds looking at? | 1.2549 | 0.05060 | 102 | 82 | 15 | 5 |
3469 | They feel great but—leather? | 1.2549 | 0.05518 | 102 | 82 | 14 | 6 |
3470 | It's a spaghetti western production. They are looking for extras. | 1.2549 | 0.05340 | 102 | 81 | 16 | 5 |
3471 | Their being on a horse doesn't make them horseshoes. | 1.2549 | 0.04336 | 102 | 81 | 18 | 3 |
3472 | Did you even consider what shoe color might go with the saddlebags? | 1.2549 | 0.05155 | 102 | 80 | 18 | 4 |
3473 | Gallop in the front, cantor in the back. | 1.2549 | 0.05340 | 102 | 81 | 16 | 5 |
3474 | Those? Well, one does want a hint of color. | 1.2549 | 0.05340 | 102 | 81 | 16 | 5 |
3475 | The other kind didn’t bring me any luck either, so I thought I’d try yours. | 1.2549 | 0.04555 | 102 | 77 | 24 | 1 |
3476 | Go with the red. | 1.2549 | 0.05155 | 102 | 80 | 18 | 4 |
3477 | Richard, they ARE close enough to black | 1.2549 | 0.05518 | 102 | 82 | 14 | 6 |
3478 | No one will see it on Zoom. | 1.2549 | 0.05518 | 102 | 82 | 14 | 6 |
3479 | If you think these are mules, you’re mistaken. | 1.2549 | 0.05340 | 102 | 81 | 16 | 5 |
3480 | Well, you try editing your Target basket with hooves” | 1.2549 | 0.05340 | 102 | 81 | 16 | 5 |
3481 | They go with my bit! | 1.2549 | 0.05155 | 102 | 80 | 18 | 4 |
3482 | I found my own farrier. | 1.2549 | 0.04763 | 102 | 78 | 22 | 2 |
3483 | yeah? walk a mile in my shoes | 1.2549 | 0.05518 | 102 | 82 | 14 | 6 |
3484 | John, everyone knows your real name is Marion. We all have our embellishments. | 1.2549 | 0.05248 | 102 | 83 | 13 | 6 |
3485 | one of these days these boots are gonna gallop all over you | 1.2549 | 0.05340 | 102 | 81 | 16 | 5 |
3486 | If you aren’t wearing one of these colors, I can’t stand next to you in the photo. | 1.2549 | 0.05340 | 102 | 81 | 16 | 5 |
3487 | They were two for one. | 1.2549 | 0.05155 | 102 | 80 | 18 | 4 |
3488 | Because I heard that in fashion, one day you are in, and the next day you are out to pasture.” | 1.2549 | 0.04963 | 102 | 79 | 20 | 3 |
3489 | I prefer flats. | 1.2549 | 0.05155 | 102 | 80 | 18 | 4 |
3490 | There’s a square dance tonight? | 1.2549 | 0.04963 | 102 | 79 | 20 | 3 |
3491 | You said we'd need mules for the trip | 1.2549 | 0.04963 | 102 | 79 | 20 | 3 |
3492 | I thought you meant Rodeo Drive. | 1.2532 | 0.06361 | 79 | 64 | 10 | 5 |
3493 | You lost me in a card game - again?? | 1.2529 | 0.06165 | 87 | 71 | 10 | 6 |
3494 | Remarkable. You've managed to both shoe and hobble me. | 1.2529 | 0.06378 | 87 | 72 | 8 | 7 |
3495 | Thrift stores opened in phase 2.... I got excited | 1.2529 | 0.05715 | 87 | 69 | 14 | 4 |
3496 | Trust me. These are state-of-the-art. | 1.2524 | 0.05470 | 103 | 83 | 14 | 6 |
3497 | I couldn't decide which fashion foot to put forward. | 1.2524 | 0.05110 | 103 | 81 | 18 | 4 |
3498 | Come on – they're practically broken in. | 1.2524 | 0.04921 | 103 | 80 | 20 | 3 |
3499 | What if the cows aren't ready for this? | 1.2524 | 0.05110 | 103 | 81 | 18 | 4 |
3500 | How would you like to wear horse shoes? | 1.2524 | 0.05293 | 103 | 82 | 16 | 5 |
3501 | It's an endorsement deal from Nike. | 1.2524 | 0.04921 | 103 | 80 | 20 | 3 |
3502 | A typical workday in the Old West’s lesser-known C.K. Corral. | 1.2524 | 0.05110 | 103 | 81 | 18 | 4 |
3503 | They’re not mine, I’m just holding them for a friend. | 1.2524 | 0.04921 | 103 | 80 | 20 | 3 |
3504 | That Jimmy Choo doesn't know a darn thing about horses! | 1.2524 | 0.05470 | 103 | 83 | 14 | 6 |
3505 | I said I needed horseshoes, not whore shoes! | 1.2524 | 0.05470 | 103 | 83 | 14 | 6 |
3506 | They're 100% suede. | 1.2524 | 0.04921 | 103 | 80 | 20 | 3 |
3507 | Hmm. I think the red flatter you more. | 1.2524 | 0.04921 | 103 | 80 | 20 | 3 |
3508 | I've got to meet your farrier! | 1.2524 | 0.05641 | 103 | 84 | 12 | 7 |
3509 | Saddle oxfords. | 1.2524 | 0.05293 | 103 | 82 | 16 | 5 |
3510 | The blue ones. They bring out the color of your eyes. | 1.2524 | 0.05293 | 103 | 82 | 16 | 5 |
3511 | I call them "saddle shoes" | 1.2524 | 0.04921 | 103 | 80 | 20 | 3 |
3512 | They may not bring me luck but I look great. | 1.2524 | 0.05110 | 103 | 81 | 18 | 4 |
3513 | need a pair? | 1.2524 | 0.05110 | 103 | 81 | 18 | 4 |
3514 | Did you get dressed in the dark again? | 1.2524 | 0.05110 | 103 | 81 | 18 | 4 |
3515 | Really, that's what you're going with? | 1.2524 | 0.05293 | 103 | 82 | 16 | 5 |
3516 | But I don't want to go for a ride. | 1.2523 | 0.04805 | 107 | 83 | 21 | 3 |
3517 | I told you that I was no ordinary horse | 1.2523 | 0.05490 | 107 | 87 | 13 | 7 |
3518 | Don't look a spiffed horse in the mouth | 1.2523 | 0.04521 | 107 | 84 | 20 | 3 |
3519 | No mask, no ride. | 1.2500 | 0.05000 | 100 | 78 | 19 | 3 |
3520 | I say nothing about your 10 Gallon hat, you say nothing about my pink shoes | 1.2500 | 0.05000 | 100 | 78 | 19 | 3 |
3521 | I can't walk in steels | 1.2500 | 0.05389 | 100 | 80 | 15 | 5 |
3522 | I'm not going out with you dressed like that. | 1.2500 | 0.05198 | 100 | 79 | 17 | 4 |
3523 | The farrier's name was Christian Louboutin! | 1.2500 | 0.05198 | 100 | 79 | 17 | 4 |
3524 | Because I'm a Liberal-minded stallion from a Red State, that's why. | 1.2500 | 0.05198 | 100 | 79 | 17 | 4 |
3525 | You said we’re a swing state | 1.2500 | 0.05573 | 100 | 81 | 13 | 6 |
3526 | What color leggings did you order? | 1.2500 | 0.05752 | 100 | 82 | 11 | 7 |
3527 | Shall we dance? | 1.2500 | 0.05000 | 100 | 78 | 19 | 3 |
3528 | It's Casual Day--you can wear flip-flops. | 1.2500 | 0.05000 | 100 | 78 | 19 | 3 |
3529 | And then finally we put our heads together and were like "who said they have to be HORSE shoes?" | 1.2500 | 0.05837 | 84 | 67 | 13 | 4 |
3530 | Looks like someone is overcompensating... | 1.2500 | 0.04794 | 100 | 77 | 21 | 2 |
3531 | Much better. Now you try on mine. | 1.2500 | 0.05000 | 100 | 78 | 19 | 3 |
3532 | Those will have to do until this pandemic is over. | 1.2500 | 0.04898 | 100 | 80 | 16 | 4 |
3533 | Trust me — these shoes look normal compared to that thing you call a hat. | 1.2500 | 0.05000 | 100 | 78 | 19 | 3 |
3534 | Do these shoes match my saddle? | 1.2500 | 0.05198 | 100 | 79 | 17 | 4 |
3535 | Your front hooves don’t know what your back hooves are doing... | 1.2500 | 0.05198 | 100 | 79 | 17 | 4 |
3536 | Whadya mean ya couldn't find a purse to match? | 1.2500 | 0.04794 | 100 | 77 | 21 | 2 |
3537 | No Cinnamon, they don't make your arse look bigger. | 1.2500 | 0.05000 | 100 | 78 | 19 | 3 |
3538 | Please tell me you bought those on sale.... | 1.2500 | 0.05000 | 100 | 78 | 19 | 3 |
3539 | I need to change shoes first | 1.2500 | 0.05389 | 100 | 80 | 15 | 5 |
3540 | My farrier says I needed to make a fashion statement. | 1.2500 | 0.05389 | 100 | 80 | 15 | 5 |
3541 | Don't look so surprised. I'ts a well known fact that horses are colorblind. | 1.2500 | 0.05837 | 84 | 67 | 13 | 4 |
3542 | Now those are horseshoes of a different color. | 1.2500 | 0.04794 | 100 | 77 | 21 | 2 |
3543 | Thank you, Fred, but I still won't be your girlfriend. | 1.2500 | 0.05389 | 100 | 80 | 15 | 5 |
3544 | What do you mean, you don't like the shoes? | 1.2500 | 0.05389 | 100 | 80 | 15 | 5 |
3545 | Do you have the aqua in a nine? | 1.2500 | 0.05198 | 100 | 79 | 17 | 4 |
3546 | Calvin Klein, why do you ask? | 1.2500 | 0.05389 | 100 | 80 | 15 | 5 |
3547 | The shoes in front are from a buddy of mine. A horse of a different color. | 1.2500 | 0.04794 | 100 | 77 | 21 | 2 |
3548 | Got some surprise results from Ancestry Dot Com | 1.2500 | 0.04898 | 100 | 80 | 16 | 4 |
3549 | These are my saddle shoes. | 1.2500 | 0.05000 | 100 | 78 | 19 | 3 |
3550 | You’ve never seen an Italian Trotter? | 1.2500 | 0.05389 | 100 | 80 | 15 | 5 |
3551 | should be boots to match the rider | 1.2500 | 0.05000 | 100 | 78 | 19 | 3 |
3552 | These shoes? They make my dance lessons much easier. | 1.2500 | 0.05752 | 100 | 82 | 11 | 7 |
3553 | My pronouns are fluid right now. | 1.2500 | 0.05573 | 100 | 81 | 13 | 6 |
3554 | I’m going to a gender reveal party later. | 1.2500 | 0.05198 | 100 | 79 | 17 | 4 |
3555 | I got tired of clippety-clopping. | 1.2500 | 0.05198 | 100 | 79 | 17 | 4 |
3556 | So these shoes are less expensive than my ferrier would charge | 1.2500 | 0.05389 | 100 | 80 | 15 | 5 |
3557 | Don’t you think the hat is a bit much? | 1.2500 | 0.05389 | 100 | 80 | 15 | 5 |
3558 | I fear our farrier may be a cross-dresser. | 1.2500 | 0.05198 | 100 | 79 | 17 | 4 |
3559 | You enjoyed the saloon. I did a little shopping. Now why the long face? | 1.2500 | 0.04578 | 100 | 76 | 23 | 1 |
3560 | I distinctly heard you said we were going dancing not prancing | 1.2500 | 0.05198 | 100 | 79 | 17 | 4 |
3561 | I'm more worried about the color scheme than anything else. | 1.2500 | 0.05389 | 100 | 80 | 15 | 5 |
3562 | I told you, it’s called, “Business in the Front and Party in the Back.” | 1.2500 | 0.05198 | 100 | 79 | 17 | 4 |
3563 | Well, they are better than the high heels. | 1.2500 | 0.05389 | 100 | 80 | 15 | 5 |
3564 | I couldn't decide. | 1.2500 | 0.05573 | 100 | 81 | 13 | 6 |
3565 | More colorful, AND better arch support! | 1.2500 | 0.05198 | 100 | 79 | 17 | 4 |
3566 | '"Dressage"?...I thought you said, "Dress up". | 1.2500 | 0.05000 | 100 | 78 | 19 | 3 |
3567 | They stay on as long as you keep wearing that hat. | 1.2500 | 0.05573 | 100 | 81 | 13 | 6 |
3568 | NO ...NO....It's red to larboard and green to starboard... Wait,... is that right? or is it red right return? .... | 1.2500 | 0.04794 | 100 | 77 | 21 | 2 |
3569 | That’s ‘Twelve-hands Cactus Jessie’ to you. | 1.2500 | 0.04466 | 100 | 78 | 20 | 2 |
3570 | Wearing flats. Very smart”. | 1.2500 | 0.04794 | 100 | 77 | 21 | 2 |
3571 | I needed shoes that would match my saddlebag | 1.2500 | 0.05198 | 100 | 79 | 17 | 4 |
3572 | You said, 'If the shoe fits'.... | 1.2500 | 0.05198 | 100 | 79 | 17 | 4 |
3573 | "If they don't work out we can return them at no charge." | 1.2500 | 0.05389 | 100 | 80 | 15 | 5 |
3574 | I was binge watching Sex and the City. | 1.2500 | 0.05000 | 100 | 78 | 19 | 3 |
3575 | This proves I'm gender neutral! | 1.2500 | 0.05000 | 100 | 78 | 19 | 3 |
3576 | Are those my new...I mean, where’d you find those? | 1.2500 | 0.04466 | 100 | 78 | 20 | 2 |
3577 | I got asked to the barn dance. | 1.2500 | 0.04794 | 100 | 77 | 21 | 2 |
3578 | Do you like my new Hoss shoes? | 1.2500 | 0.04794 | 100 | 77 | 21 | 2 |
3579 | Yeah, mistake was that I bought them from Dr. Seuss. | 1.2500 | 0.05000 | 100 | 78 | 19 | 3 |
3580 | Yes, but I need this to keep my pompadour nice. | 1.2500 | 0.05573 | 100 | 81 | 13 | 6 |
3581 | You can't wear pink and green after labor day. | 1.2500 | 0.04687 | 100 | 79 | 18 | 3 |
3582 | This is the end, Silver | 1.2500 | 0.05000 | 100 | 78 | 19 | 3 |
3583 | It's in support of gender neutrality. Well, and the store didn't have two pair in the same color. | 1.2500 | 0.05198 | 100 | 79 | 17 | 4 |
3584 | Socks, or no socks? | 1.2500 | 0.04794 | 100 | 77 | 21 | 2 |
3585 | If it's all the same with you, I'd really prefer not to be part of this gender reveal. | 1.2500 | 0.05573 | 100 | 81 | 13 | 6 |
3586 | What? These were the last pairs in my size. | 1.2500 | 0.05573 | 100 | 81 | 13 | 6 |
3587 | I'll never know what it's like to walk in your shoes. | 1.2500 | 0.05000 | 100 | 80 | 16 | 4 |
3588 | And I thought I was the tenderfoot. | 1.2500 | 0.04578 | 100 | 76 | 23 | 1 |
3589 | Seriously? Steve Madden? | 1.2500 | 0.04794 | 100 | 77 | 21 | 2 |
3590 | I know you like the idea of being able to sneak up on the cattle, but wearing your slippers is just gonna make them laugh at you. | 1.2500 | 0.05389 | 100 | 80 | 15 | 5 |
3591 | Well, I let you pick out the saddle. That was our deal. | 1.2500 | 0.05198 | 100 | 79 | 17 | 4 |
3592 | After you tie the laces, I want that hat. | 1.2500 | 0.05925 | 100 | 83 | 9 | 8 |
3593 | I tried wearing them port and starboard but they clashed with my bridle. | 1.2500 | 0.05573 | 100 | 81 | 13 | 6 |
3594 | Times ... they are a changin’. | 1.2500 | 0.04687 | 100 | 79 | 18 | 3 |
3595 | I'm not a fan of your hat, but I didn't say anything about it, did I?" | 1.2500 | 0.05000 | 100 | 78 | 19 | 3 |
3596 | And while we’re on the subject of fashion, I think you need to have a word with the farrier. | 1.2500 | 0.05198 | 100 | 79 | 17 | 4 |
3597 | Instead of the rodeo again, what do you say we go dancing? | 1.2500 | 0.05198 | 100 | 79 | 17 | 4 |
3598 | What did you expect when you told the farrier you needed shoes for "my little pony." | 1.2500 | 0.04794 | 100 | 77 | 21 | 2 |
3599 | And your hat looks perfectly normal? | 1.2500 | 0.05573 | 100 | 81 | 13 | 6 |
3600 | If you told me it was just a casual ride, I would have worn the sneakers. | 1.2500 | 0.05000 | 100 | 78 | 19 | 3 |
3601 | Yes, I've been tested. | 1.2500 | 0.05389 | 100 | 80 | 15 | 5 |
3602 | That's right. We share our clothes, our hearts...and so much more than that. More than you could possibly fathom. She's not your wife anymore, Rick. She's not anything to you, you son of a bitch. | 1.2500 | 0.05573 | 100 | 81 | 13 | 6 |
3603 | But you're not a horse of different color. | 1.2500 | 0.04794 | 100 | 77 | 21 | 2 |
3604 | Call me "they." | 1.2500 | 0.05000 | 100 | 78 | 19 | 3 |
3605 | Can I also have a rainbow flag to hang in the barn? | 1.2500 | 0.05573 | 100 | 81 | 13 | 6 |
3606 | Now that's what I call horseshoes! | 1.2500 | 0.04794 | 100 | 77 | 21 | 2 |
3607 | The costume store was out of hooves. | 1.2500 | 0.05198 | 100 | 79 | 17 | 4 |
3608 | I do think I’m qualified to critique your hat. | 1.2500 | 0.05573 | 100 | 81 | 13 | 6 |
3609 | Maybe for Christmas but not before Thanksgiving. | 1.2500 | 0.05389 | 100 | 80 | 15 | 5 |
3610 | I told you, I'm NOT galloping in my Jimmy Choos! | 1.2500 | 0.05000 | 100 | 78 | 19 | 3 |
3611 | Perfect. But where's the dress I got you? | 1.2500 | 0.04687 | 100 | 79 | 18 | 3 |
3612 | The blacksmith is self-quarantining | 1.2500 | 0.05000 | 100 | 78 | 19 | 3 |
3613 | Last time I buy shoes online! | 1.2500 | 0.05198 | 100 | 79 | 17 | 4 |
3614 | Don't worry; I get free shipping on returns. | 1.2500 | 0.04794 | 100 | 79 | 18 | 3 |
3615 | Well, if you get to wear that hat, I figured all bets were off. | 1.2500 | 0.05000 | 100 | 78 | 19 | 3 |
3616 | You seem to be sitting on the fence. | 1.2500 | 0.05000 | 100 | 78 | 19 | 3 |
3617 | Mom always wanted me to wear dresses, too...so that’s why I left home. | 1.2500 | 0.05000 | 100 | 78 | 19 | 3 |
3618 | Apparently, only donkeys and elephants get to have all 4 shoes match. | 1.2500 | 0.04687 | 100 | 81 | 15 | 4 |
3619 | I thought you said you wanted me to get "shoed!" | 1.2500 | 0.05100 | 100 | 81 | 14 | 5 |
3620 | The new farrier trained in Italy. | 1.2500 | 0.05573 | 100 | 81 | 13 | 6 |
3621 | Can I buy you a drink sometime? | 1.2500 | 0.05573 | 100 | 81 | 13 | 6 |
3622 | Heigh, heigh, it's not casual Friday! | 1.2500 | 0.05198 | 100 | 79 | 17 | 4 |
3623 | Okay, fine. But when I say gallop, I don’t want no sachet or somethin’. | 1.2500 | 0.05752 | 100 | 82 | 11 | 7 |
3624 | I thought you said you were taking me to the barn dance. | 1.2500 | 0.05198 | 100 | 79 | 17 | 4 |
3625 | You forgot the socks. | 1.2500 | 0.05198 | 100 | 79 | 17 | 4 |
3626 | You're the one with the weird hat. | 1.2500 | 0.05000 | 100 | 78 | 19 | 3 |
3627 | No, today's Thursday. Casual Friday's tomorrow. | 1.2500 | 0.05000 | 100 | 78 | 19 | 3 |
3628 | You must be this tall to ride. Hats don’t count. | 1.2500 | 0.05573 | 100 | 81 | 13 | 6 |
3629 | These are my indoor shoes. | 1.2500 | 0.05573 | 100 | 81 | 13 | 6 |
3630 | "I don't see you nailing steel shoes to your feet." | 1.2500 | 0.05000 | 100 | 78 | 19 | 3 |
3631 | I'm not sure this will solve the issue with our two-step routine. | 1.2500 | 0.05198 | 100 | 79 | 17 | 4 |
3632 | I may be all hat and no cattle, but your Manolo Blahniks just ain't makin' it for me. | 1.2500 | 0.02973 | 100 | 85 | 11 | 4 |
3633 | What? I have planters fasciitis. | 1.2500 | 0.05389 | 100 | 80 | 15 | 5 |
3634 | No, I will not take them off. I didn't murder Dorothy and Elvis to _not_ wear these. | 1.2500 | 0.05198 | 100 | 79 | 17 | 4 |
3635 | NO, I’m not wearing stilettos to the round-up! | 1.2500 | 0.05198 | 100 | 79 | 17 | 4 |
3636 | Imelda Marcos only need half the closet space | 1.2500 | 0.05000 | 100 | 78 | 19 | 3 |
3637 | I told you, Larry - with those two left feet we’re never going to make regionals. | 1.2500 | 0.04352 | 100 | 80 | 17 | 3 |
3638 | What? Never seen a Bonnie- and Clydesdale before? | 1.2500 | 0.05198 | 100 | 79 | 17 | 4 |
3639 | Nope, I'm still not bringing you to see the cobbler's horse's filly. | 1.2500 | 0.05389 | 100 | 80 | 15 | 5 |
3640 | I noticed you mix your socks. | 1.2500 | 0.05198 | 100 | 79 | 17 | 4 |
3641 | No, they were laughing with you, not at you. | 1.2500 | 0.03589 | 100 | 82 | 15 | 3 |
3642 | This is the hat I always wear. | 1.2500 | 0.05198 | 100 | 79 | 17 | 4 |
3643 | I'm going over to where the deer and the antelope play. | 1.2500 | 0.05389 | 100 | 80 | 15 | 5 |
3644 | Four for two doesn't come along that often. | 1.2500 | 0.04794 | 100 | 77 | 21 | 2 |
3645 | You're gonna have trouble finding a matching bridle... | 1.2500 | 0.05198 | 100 | 79 | 17 | 4 |
3646 | Of course I don’t miss the nails. Do you? | 1.2500 | 0.05585 | 84 | 66 | 15 | 3 |
3647 | Not as ridiculous as that thing covering your bald spot. | 1.2500 | 0.05198 | 100 | 79 | 17 | 4 |
3648 | I lost them in card game with a camp counselor. | 1.2500 | 0.04578 | 100 | 76 | 23 | 1 |
3649 | This way I can keep two feet firmly in each camp. | 1.2500 | 0.05198 | 100 | 79 | 17 | 4 |
3650 | If I have to wear the hat she gave me then you have to wear the socks | 1.2500 | 0.05752 | 100 | 82 | 11 | 7 |
3651 | They may be comfortable, but they're just not practical for the trail. | 1.2500 | 0.05000 | 100 | 78 | 19 | 3 |
3652 | And my pronoun is now "them there." | 1.2500 | 0.05925 | 100 | 83 | 9 | 8 |
3653 | I just can't resist a bo-go. | 1.2500 | 0.04794 | 100 | 77 | 21 | 2 |
3654 | OK, fine, but I’m keeping the pants. | 1.2500 | 0.05389 | 100 | 80 | 15 | 5 |
3655 | No more "boutique " farriers. | 1.2500 | 0.05752 | 100 | 82 | 11 | 7 |
3656 | So, I took a couple of pairs of your dress shoes You're still wearing the pants in this family. | 1.2500 | 0.04578 | 100 | 76 | 23 | 1 |
3657 | Your blacksmith is either color blind or has bad taste. | 1.2500 | 0.05573 | 100 | 81 | 13 | 6 |
3658 | Yeah, well I'm not the one in that stupid ass hat! | 1.2500 | 0.05000 | 100 | 78 | 19 | 3 |
3659 | I don’t like the colors! | 1.2500 | 0.05389 | 100 | 80 | 15 | 5 |
3660 | The constant clippety-clop was driving me nuts. | 1.2500 | 0.05389 | 100 | 80 | 15 | 5 |
3661 | Like your non-binary footwear, George Arlene. | 1.2500 | 0.05198 | 100 | 79 | 17 | 4 |
3662 | This time I wanted to pick out my own shoes. | 1.2500 | 0.05389 | 100 | 80 | 15 | 5 |
3663 | I can’t get them off. | 1.2500 | 0.04794 | 100 | 77 | 21 | 2 |
3664 | It is the new Me" | 1.2500 | 0.05389 | 100 | 80 | 15 | 5 |
3665 | I’m appearing at a gender reveal rodeo later. | 1.2500 | 0.05000 | 100 | 78 | 19 | 3 |
3666 | But she was the prettiest blacksmith you've ever seen! | 1.2500 | 0.04578 | 100 | 81 | 15 | 4 |
3667 | ‘Which shoes go better with my saddle?’ | 1.2500 | 0.04578 | 100 | 76 | 23 | 1 |
3668 | A reminder to Texans Red states are running behind in polls! | 1.2500 | 0.04578 | 100 | 81 | 15 | 4 |
3669 | Forget fashion sense. You don't even have horse sense. | 1.2500 | 0.05100 | 100 | 81 | 14 | 5 |
3670 | Gucci? Nice | 1.2500 | 0.04794 | 100 | 77 | 21 | 2 |
3671 | Everything else had 6-inch heels! | 1.2500 | 0.05389 | 100 | 80 | 15 | 5 |
3672 | I told you this is a stud farm! | 1.2500 | 0.04794 | 100 | 77 | 21 | 2 |
3673 | don't worry, they may be loafers but i'll make sure you get your money's worth | 1.2500 | 0.05198 | 100 | 79 | 17 | 4 |
3674 | I’ve decided that it’s time for me to choose my own footwear. | 1.2500 | 0.05389 | 100 | 80 | 15 | 5 |
3675 | My Blacksmith was influenced by Gucci. | 1.2500 | 0.05000 | 100 | 78 | 19 | 3 |
3676 | Does your wife know about this? | 1.2500 | 0.05389 | 100 | 80 | 15 | 5 |
3677 | Well now that you mention it, they do go remarkably well with your saddle. | 1.2500 | 0.05198 | 100 | 79 | 17 | 4 |
3678 | The farrier is in quarantine- this was the best we could do. | 1.2500 | 0.04794 | 100 | 77 | 21 | 2 |
3679 | What do you mean, am I really wearing these to the round-up? | 1.2500 | 0.05198 | 100 | 79 | 17 | 4 |
3680 | You need four ruby slippers to go home again? Sorry, but I could only find two. | 1.2500 | 0.05198 | 100 | 79 | 17 | 4 |
3681 | Don’t look at me like that. I found them in your closet! | 1.2500 | 0.05000 | 100 | 78 | 19 | 3 |
3682 | Your creativity is admirable, but I'll be deciding when to go and when to stop. | 1.2500 | 0.05389 | 100 | 80 | 15 | 5 |
3683 | Wearing loafers without socks is so Dude Ranch. | 1.2500 | 0.05573 | 100 | 81 | 13 | 6 |
3684 | What? I always wear this saddle. | 1.2500 | 0.05198 | 100 | 79 | 17 | 4 |
3685 | How would you know? You only wear one pair at a time. | 1.2500 | 0.05322 | 84 | 65 | 17 | 2 |
3686 | Go back to the stables and change. I shouldn’t have to remind you: this is a WORKING ranch. | 1.2500 | 0.05000 | 100 | 78 | 19 | 3 |
3687 | These shoes are made for walkin'... | 1.2500 | 0.04898 | 100 | 80 | 16 | 4 |
3688 | You try having horseshoes nailed into your feet. | 1.2500 | 0.05198 | 100 | 79 | 17 | 4 |
3689 | Can I hide these shoes in your hat until the show’s over? | 1.2500 | 0.04113 | 100 | 79 | 19 | 2 |
3690 | They did not have matching pairs in my size. | 1.2500 | 0.05389 | 100 | 80 | 15 | 5 |
3691 | Yes, some may make fun of my footwear, but it's obvious you're all hat and no cattle. | 1.2500 | 0.05389 | 100 | 80 | 15 | 5 |
3692 | Coloring your hooves won't make you into another Old Paint. | 1.2500 | 0.05389 | 100 | 80 | 15 | 5 |
3693 | Walk a mile in these Louboutins. | 1.2500 | 0.05752 | 100 | 82 | 11 | 7 |
3694 | I need to let you know. . .being raised as a colt, I've always felt different. I've decided to come to terms with who I am, and absolutely love and accept myself now . . . and I hope you do too. | 1.2500 | 0.05883 | 88 | 71 | 12 | 5 |
3695 | i thought we agreed on casual | 1.2500 | 0.05573 | 100 | 81 | 13 | 6 |
3696 | Don’t look at me. I’m not the one with the stupid hat. | 1.2500 | 0.05000 | 100 | 78 | 19 | 3 |
3697 | The farrier has been watching too much Next Top Model. | 1.2500 | 0.05000 | 100 | 78 | 19 | 3 |
3698 | They’re Air horse ones. | 1.2500 | 0.05389 | 100 | 80 | 15 | 5 |
3699 | You wouldn’t believe how many ‘buy one get one’ sales are going on right now. | 1.2500 | 0.05573 | 100 | 81 | 13 | 6 |
3700 | How hard is it to understand "deep blue", Bob? | 1.2500 | 0.04794 | 100 | 77 | 21 | 2 |
3701 | If you like it, get it in two colors! | 1.2500 | 0.04113 | 100 | 80 | 18 | 2 |
3702 | When did you get back from New York? | 1.2500 | 0.05198 | 100 | 79 | 17 | 4 |
3703 | I hate that hat | 1.2500 | 0.04898 | 100 | 80 | 16 | 4 |
3704 | I know you like the red ones, but ever since he criticized Fauci I’ve been undecided. | 1.2500 | 0.04687 | 100 | 79 | 18 | 3 |
3705 | You know we’re not going out anytime soon, right? | 1.2500 | 0.04578 | 100 | 76 | 23 | 1 |
3706 | ‘ you decided on that hat?’ | 1.2500 | 0.05389 | 100 | 80 | 15 | 5 |
3707 | I’m a Carrie. | 1.2500 | 0.05000 | 100 | 78 | 19 | 3 |
3708 | You know the Pride Parade was canceled this year, right? | 1.2500 | 0.04794 | 100 | 77 | 21 | 2 |
3709 | If you blink really quickly, they look purple. Try it, Carl. | 1.2500 | 0.05198 | 100 | 79 | 17 | 4 |
3710 | Oh, you thought the glue factory was a nightclub, huh? | 1.2500 | 0.05000 | 100 | 78 | 19 | 3 |
3711 | One of us is going to have to change. | 1.2500 | 0.05198 | 100 | 79 | 17 | 4 |
3712 | You’ve really lost your dress sense since lockdown | 1.2500 | 0.05389 | 100 | 80 | 15 | 5 |
3713 | You know I can’t resist a good BOGO | 1.2500 | 0.05573 | 100 | 81 | 13 | 6 |
3714 | This may be difficult for you to accept John... | 1.2500 | 0.05389 | 100 | 80 | 15 | 5 |
3715 | I said I needed more clip clop, not flip flop | 1.2500 | 0.05000 | 100 | 78 | 19 | 3 |
3716 | I’ve been thinking about hitting those sales too | 1.2500 | 0.03445 | 100 | 79 | 20 | 1 |
3717 | Well, did you think the extra pair was for you? | 1.2500 | 0.05389 | 100 | 80 | 15 | 5 |
3718 | I can't believe I put on my good pair of trots to look at this abominable hat. | 1.2500 | 0.05198 | 100 | 79 | 17 | 4 |
3719 | I put myself in your shoes, now put yourself in my horseshoes | 1.2500 | 0.05000 | 100 | 78 | 19 | 3 |
3720 | I’m warning you, I’ve got four left feet | 1.2500 | 0.05573 | 100 | 81 | 13 | 6 |
3721 | So it was you that hacked my Zappos account! | 1.2500 | 0.04794 | 100 | 77 | 21 | 2 |
3722 | I like when the front "clippity claps" and the back "clippity clops" | 1.2500 | 0.04794 | 100 | 77 | 21 | 2 |
3723 | Wait...that’s what cordovan means?! | 1.2500 | 0.05198 | 100 | 79 | 17 | 4 |
3724 | Did you know, they only sell shoes in pairs of two | 1.2500 | 0.05573 | 100 | 81 | 13 | 6 |
3725 | ' I'd fire that Milliner Dave' | 1.2500 | 0.05389 | 100 | 80 | 15 | 5 |
3726 | What ? I thought today was casual friday. | 1.2500 | 0.05198 | 100 | 79 | 17 | 4 |
3727 | Was going to reveal the gender of someone’s baby, but they decided they wanted to raise their child as gender-binary... So I had to compromise. | 1.2500 | 0.05389 | 100 | 80 | 15 | 5 |
3728 | Horsing’ around isn’t what it use to be. | 1.2500 | 0.05000 | 100 | 78 | 19 | 3 |
3729 | What happens when you take your horse to the new town road | 1.2500 | 0.05389 | 100 | 80 | 15 | 5 |
3730 | One thing is the shoes, but im not gonna consent your changing name to Carrie Bradshaw | 1.2500 | 0.05000 | 100 | 78 | 19 | 3 |
3731 | He said ALL the city horses wear them... | 1.2500 | 0.05198 | 100 | 79 | 17 | 4 |
3732 | What better time than now to pursue my dream of becoming a clip clop artist? | 1.2500 | 0.05752 | 100 | 82 | 11 | 7 |
3733 | You’re going to have to change if you want to be seen with me. | 1.2500 | 0.05000 | 100 | 78 | 19 | 3 |
3734 | What? They're Manolo. | 1.2500 | 0.05198 | 100 | 79 | 17 | 4 |
3735 | I saw the hat and figured we were going to town, so.... | 1.2500 | 0.05000 | 100 | 78 | 19 | 3 |
3736 | Its called fashion Bucko, look it up | 1.2500 | 0.05000 | 100 | 78 | 19 | 3 |
3737 | I don't think this is what they mean by 'show jumping', Bill. | 1.2500 | 0.04794 | 100 | 77 | 21 | 2 |
3738 | Don’t worry the back pair was half off | 1.2500 | 0.04794 | 100 | 77 | 21 | 2 |
3739 | I hope you didn't nail these on | 1.2500 | 0.04794 | 100 | 77 | 21 | 2 |
3740 | I said we’re going to a hoedown, not a showdown | 1.2500 | 0.04578 | 100 | 76 | 23 | 1 |
3741 | They were on sale for a couple bucks. | 1.2500 | 0.05000 | 100 | 78 | 19 | 3 |
3742 | Your wife said I could borrow them | 1.2500 | 0.05752 | 100 | 82 | 11 | 7 |
3743 | You told me that I needed to be shoed, so I went to Saks. | 1.2500 | 0.05389 | 100 | 80 | 15 | 5 |
3744 | Yeah, I know. But that hat is a horse of a different color. | 1.2500 | 0.04466 | 100 | 78 | 20 | 2 |
3745 | Run with me as I am. | 1.2500 | 0.05198 | 100 | 79 | 17 | 4 |
3746 | Be fair, I don't judge your silly hat. | 1.2475 | 0.04956 | 101 | 79 | 19 | 3 |
3747 | It's just . . . You're either hung like a horse or you're not. | 1.2475 | 0.04647 | 101 | 80 | 18 | 3 |
3748 | Sure, like I'm going to take fashion advice from a dude in a ten-gallon hat. | 1.2475 | 0.04956 | 101 | 79 | 19 | 3 |
3749 | I appreciate the cushioned insoles, but were the nails still necessary? | 1.2475 | 0.05523 | 101 | 82 | 13 | 6 |
3750 | Gender Reveal congrats, you're expecting quadruplets. | 1.2475 | 0.05152 | 101 | 80 | 17 | 4 |
3751 | These gender reveal parties are really getting out of hand. | 1.2475 | 0.04752 | 101 | 78 | 21 | 2 |
3752 | I'm just getting into the spirit for crossing the painted desert. | 1.2475 | 0.05152 | 101 | 80 | 17 | 4 |
3753 | We don't actually have feet, Bob." | 1.2475 | 0.05341 | 101 | 81 | 15 | 5 |
3754 | I like your shoes" "Well, I like your hat. | 1.2475 | 0.05341 | 101 | 81 | 15 | 5 |
3755 | Yes, but do they make my ankles look thinner? | 1.2475 | 0.04956 | 101 | 79 | 19 | 3 |
3756 | I just like to feel pretty sometimes. | 1.2475 | 0.05152 | 101 | 80 | 17 | 4 |
3757 | I'm never going back to pumps Billy. | 1.2475 | 0.05523 | 101 | 82 | 13 | 6 |
3758 | Thought you said you wouldn’t be stopping by today. | 1.2475 | 0.04539 | 101 | 77 | 23 | 1 |
3759 | And you complain about finding matching socks | 1.2475 | 0.03957 | 101 | 84 | 14 | 3 |
3760 | I’m not just horsing around...I’m color blind! | 1.2475 | 0.05341 | 101 | 81 | 15 | 5 |
3761 | Weird, right? I'd expect yours to be colored too. | 1.2475 | 0.05523 | 101 | 82 | 13 | 6 |
3762 | What? You don’t like the saddle?” | 1.2475 | 0.04647 | 101 | 80 | 18 | 3 |
3763 | What? Your wife said I could borrow them. | 1.2475 | 0.05523 | 101 | 82 | 13 | 6 |
3764 | It's time to move on, Bill. I'm going to the big city. | 1.2475 | 0.04956 | 101 | 79 | 19 | 3 |
3765 | No wonder the owner can't sell you. | 1.2472 | 0.05124 | 89 | 69 | 18 | 2 |
3766 | It's the latest from Milan. | 1.2472 | 0.04868 | 89 | 68 | 20 | 1 |
3767 | Colorblind, I see | 1.2472 | 0.06039 | 89 | 73 | 10 | 6 |
3768 | Frankly, Bob.... I liked my old shoes better. | 1.2472 | 0.05124 | 89 | 69 | 18 | 2 |
3769 | It’s high fashion Frank, not that you’d understand | 1.2472 | 0.04868 | 89 | 68 | 20 | 1 |
3770 | You said I had to wear horseshoes. You said nothing about color or style. | 1.2471 | 0.05133 | 85 | 70 | 11 | 4 |
3771 | I guess this ends the games of horseshoe! | 1.2471 | 0.05527 | 85 | 67 | 15 | 3 |
3772 | Well, that settles it then. I guess we really are colorblind. | 1.2471 | 0.06241 | 85 | 70 | 9 | 6 |
3773 | That's what I get for asking my wife to put on your horseshoes. | 1.2469 | 0.06219 | 81 | 66 | 10 | 5 |
3774 | Don't look like that, I don't like the things with nails in 'em. | 1.2449 | 0.04244 | 98 | 78 | 18 | 2 |
3775 | You don't understand, Gerald. When we gallop off into the sunset, I'd like it to be with a little dignity. | 1.2449 | 0.05242 | 98 | 78 | 16 | 4 |
3776 | All the fillies in town will really notice you now! | 1.2449 | 0.04824 | 98 | 76 | 20 | 2 |
3777 | These gender reveal parties are getting real crazy, aren't they? | 1.2449 | 0.04824 | 98 | 76 | 20 | 2 |
3778 | Okay, the only blacksmith around is dead. Why do I have to suffer? | 1.2449 | 0.05037 | 98 | 77 | 18 | 3 |
3779 | The blacksmith is quite fond of the equestrian ‘Four Elements’ ballet. | 1.2449 | 0.04824 | 98 | 76 | 20 | 2 |
3780 | I'm a non-binary horse, of course. | 1.2449 | 0.05037 | 98 | 77 | 18 | 3 |
3781 | This way, I don't have to choose. | 1.2449 | 0.05037 | 98 | 77 | 18 | 3 |
3782 | The blue represents the future and the red shoes represent the past, just like the Republicans represent the past. | 1.2449 | 0.05629 | 98 | 80 | 12 | 6 |
3783 | I'm conflicted. Half of me identifies as Democrat. | 1.2449 | 0.05242 | 98 | 78 | 16 | 4 |
3784 | The shoes are......captivating! | 1.2449 | 0.05037 | 98 | 77 | 18 | 3 |
3785 | I identify as bi-hoofed. | 1.2449 | 0.05242 | 98 | 78 | 16 | 4 |
3786 | Hmmm... horseshoes of a different color | 1.2449 | 0.05242 | 98 | 78 | 16 | 4 |
3787 | OK. What's going on with you and the farrier? | 1.2449 | 0.05439 | 98 | 79 | 14 | 5 |
3788 | Yes, there is a method to my madness... business up front, party in the rear | 1.2449 | 0.04601 | 98 | 75 | 22 | 1 |
3789 | Close, but they only count if someone sees them on Zoom. | 1.2449 | 0.05242 | 98 | 78 | 16 | 4 |
3790 | A HORSE of a different color, not HORSESHOES of a different color! | 1.2449 | 0.04601 | 98 | 75 | 22 | 1 |
3791 | If the shoes fit, wear them! | 1.2449 | 0.05037 | 98 | 77 | 18 | 3 |
3792 | You can't change your career by switching shoes. | 1.2449 | 0.05037 | 98 | 77 | 18 | 3 |
3793 | I’ve heard of horse shoes but this is ridiculous!” (I’ve purposefully left it ambiguous whether this is said by the man or the horse - decide for yourself which is funnier then read the caption in your head in a horse or human voice as appropriate | 1.2449 | 0.05242 | 98 | 78 | 16 | 4 |
3794 | Take the saddle off and I'll consider the shoes. | 1.2449 | 0.05439 | 98 | 79 | 14 | 5 |
3795 | They could use more clippety-clop. | 1.2449 | 0.05037 | 98 | 77 | 18 | 3 |
3796 | I need a new farrier. | 1.2449 | 0.04824 | 98 | 76 | 20 | 2 |
3797 | I got the perfect saddlebag to match those shoes | 1.2449 | 0.05439 | 98 | 79 | 14 | 5 |
3798 | Which pair brings out my eye color? | 1.2449 | 0.05242 | 98 | 78 | 16 | 4 |
3799 | The high horse joke only works in heels... | 1.2449 | 0.05629 | 98 | 80 | 12 | 6 |
3800 | I ordered my new horse shoes online from Allbirds. | 1.2449 | 0.05242 | 98 | 78 | 16 | 4 |
3801 | Thanks for breaking in my running shoes. | 1.2449 | 0.04118 | 98 | 80 | 15 | 3 |
3802 | It wasn't a choice. I was born a tap dancer, not a cow herder. | 1.2449 | 0.05439 | 98 | 79 | 14 | 5 |
3803 | Well, they say to click the red ones, but are ya sure ya wanna do that? | 1.2449 | 0.05813 | 98 | 81 | 10 | 7 |
3804 | Make it work, horse. | 1.2449 | 0.05242 | 98 | 78 | 16 | 4 |
3805 | Those things you called "horseshoes" were killing my feet. | 1.2449 | 0.04824 | 98 | 76 | 20 | 2 |
3806 | Well, Trigger, I reckon fashion statements just ain't for us. | 1.2449 | 0.05242 | 98 | 78 | 16 | 4 |
3807 | There was a 2fer on Farrier.com. | 1.2449 | 0.05242 | 98 | 78 | 16 | 4 |
3808 | Yup, got another two pairs just like these back in the barn. | 1.2449 | 0.04824 | 98 | 76 | 20 | 2 |
3809 | How are you going to get a belt that matches? | 1.2449 | 0.04601 | 98 | 75 | 22 | 1 |
3810 | Nike said what?!! | 1.2449 | 0.05439 | 98 | 79 | 14 | 5 |
3811 | The are aluminum.Much lighter for summer than the old iron ones. | 1.2449 | 0.05813 | 98 | 81 | 10 | 7 |
3812 | And I'll also be asking that you serve me people food from now on. | 1.2449 | 0.05439 | 98 | 79 | 14 | 5 |
3813 | It’s not as crazy as your hat. | 1.2449 | 0.04824 | 98 | 76 | 20 | 2 |
3814 | They didn't have two pairs the same color in my size. | 1.2449 | 0.05242 | 98 | 78 | 16 | 4 |
3815 | You were so busy worrying that I wouldn’t notice the dildo in your hat that you never noticed my shoes. I’m a goddamn horse wearing shoes, Martin. | 1.2449 | 0.05242 | 98 | 78 | 16 | 4 |
3816 | What do you mean you don’t like them? Your wife picked them out. | 1.2449 | 0.05037 | 98 | 77 | 18 | 3 |
3817 | They're open until 5, so you'll better hurry. | 1.2449 | 0.05242 | 98 | 78 | 16 | 4 |
3818 | I've told you time and again, you can't split your ticket in a primary | 1.2449 | 0.05629 | 98 | 80 | 12 | 6 |
3819 | My hat? What about your shoes? | 1.2449 | 0.05037 | 98 | 77 | 18 | 3 |
3820 | I thought they were sending a stocking horse. | 1.2449 | 0.04601 | 98 | 80 | 14 | 4 |
3821 | Well, are they suede? | 1.2449 | 0.04824 | 98 | 76 | 20 | 2 |
3822 | I'm still up in the air on who will get my vote. | 1.2449 | 0.05439 | 98 | 79 | 14 | 5 |
3823 | Yes, Exeter Academy had a riding program. | 1.2449 | 0.05242 | 98 | 78 | 16 | 4 |
3824 | Which go better with my saddle? | 1.2449 | 0.04714 | 98 | 78 | 17 | 3 |
3825 | Nevermind the fancy footwear diversion tactic. Where's your mask? Remember, it protects you, too. | 1.2449 | 0.05242 | 98 | 78 | 16 | 4 |
3826 | Oh, so you registered as an independent? | 1.2449 | 0.05629 | 98 | 80 | 12 | 6 |
3827 | It's called Fashion Forward with a Gender Back Chaser | 1.2449 | 0.05439 | 98 | 79 | 14 | 5 |
3828 | I’m sorry, but I’ve been forced to shop online. | 1.2449 | 0.05037 | 98 | 77 | 18 | 3 |
3829 | I thought we could go dancing. | 1.2449 | 0.05242 | 98 | 78 | 16 | 4 |
3830 | No, they still don’t make me more inclined to date you” | 1.2449 | 0.04824 | 98 | 76 | 20 | 2 |
3831 | That's the last time I give you free rein to dress yourself. | 1.2449 | 0.05242 | 98 | 78 | 16 | 4 |
3832 | I’ m sick of always riding the range., so I’ve signed us up for dressage lessons. | 1.2449 | 0.05037 | 98 | 77 | 18 | 3 |
3833 | This is what happens when you order horseshoes from L. L. Bean. | 1.2449 | 0.05242 | 98 | 78 | 16 | 4 |
3834 | They’re nice ol’ gal, but it’’s gonna be tough to find a matching halter. (Jon Lange, Ashland, Ore.) | 1.2449 | 0.04601 | 98 | 75 | 22 | 1 |
3835 | Just, don’t step on my blue suede shoes. | 1.2449 | 0.05242 | 98 | 78 | 16 | 4 |
3836 | I love the shoes you gave me. I am saving them for the rodeo. | 1.2449 | 0.04824 | 98 | 76 | 20 | 2 |
3837 | See, I'm prepared to walk a mile in your shoes... | 1.2449 | 0.05242 | 98 | 78 | 16 | 4 |
3838 | I think you're taking the Texas Two-Step a bit too seriously. | 1.2449 | 0.05242 | 98 | 78 | 16 | 4 |
3839 | I know they don't match but they were on sale. | 1.2449 | 0.05242 | 98 | 78 | 16 | 4 |
3840 | You should give me the bridesmaid dresses, too. You're never gonna wear those again, either. | 1.2449 | 0.05037 | 98 | 77 | 18 | 3 |
3841 | Why don't you try walking a mile in my shoes! | 1.2449 | 0.04714 | 98 | 78 | 17 | 3 |
3842 | Next time you go shopping for a hat, just get something for yourself. | 1.2449 | 0.04118 | 98 | 78 | 18 | 2 |
3843 | I’m thinking the green for this afternoon’s barbeque, and the red for the square dance tonight. | 1.2449 | 0.05037 | 98 | 77 | 18 | 3 |
3844 | I need to see a man about a horseshoe. | 1.2449 | 0.04714 | 98 | 78 | 17 | 3 |
3845 | When she left, she left me too, Jeff. | 1.2449 | 0.05141 | 98 | 80 | 13 | 5 |
3846 | Do these make my legs look fat ? | 1.2449 | 0.05439 | 98 | 79 | 14 | 5 |
3847 | Just trying something new, Josh. Don't worry, I kept the receipts. | 1.2449 | 0.05242 | 98 | 78 | 16 | 4 |
3848 | ‘I am in the mood for a barn dance’. | 1.2449 | 0.04824 | 98 | 76 | 20 | 2 |
3849 | Phew! So glad you went with gray or we really would’ve clashed | 1.2449 | 0.05242 | 98 | 78 | 16 | 4 |
3850 | I know perfectly well they don’t match. It’s not my first rodeo. | 1.2449 | 0.04601 | 98 | 75 | 22 | 1 |
3851 | Who’s actually running the ranch these days? | 1.2449 | 0.02923 | 98 | 81 | 15 | 2 |
3852 | All of my shoes were sold for quarantine hobbies | 1.2449 | 0.04824 | 98 | 76 | 20 | 2 |
3853 | Mmmm, don’t you look Purdy | 1.2449 | 0.05037 | 98 | 77 | 18 | 3 |
3854 | I thought the dinner was casual | 1.2449 | 0.04601 | 98 | 75 | 22 | 1 |
3855 | Well the issue now is i'm not sure which legs the pants go on | 1.2449 | 0.05037 | 98 | 77 | 18 | 3 |
3856 | You're not the only one seeking reinvention out West. | 1.2442 | 0.05949 | 86 | 70 | 11 | 5 |
3857 | I’m gender neutral now, Tex. Get with it. | 1.2442 | 0.05949 | 86 | 70 | 11 | 5 |
3858 | Don’t look at me like that - at least they’re not Crocs. | 1.2442 | 0.05949 | 86 | 70 | 11 | 5 |
3859 | What? One of my many unnecessary purchases during quarantine. | 1.2442 | 0.05470 | 86 | 68 | 15 | 3 |
3860 | Sorry but a rider invalidates the warranty on these beauties. | 1.2439 | 0.05639 | 82 | 65 | 14 | 3 |
3861 | Don't be upset, they look better on me anyway. | 1.2424 | 0.04992 | 99 | 78 | 18 | 3 |
3862 | I was inspired by your hat. | 1.2410 | 0.05836 | 83 | 67 | 12 | 4 |
3863 | They hired me for a gender reveal party. | 1.2410 | 0.05836 | 83 | 67 | 12 | 4 |
3864 | My shoes? What about your stupid hat? | 1.2410 | 0.05836 | 83 | 67 | 12 | 4 |
3865 | You like 'em? I've got another pair just like 'em in my stall! | 1.2410 | 0.06083 | 83 | 68 | 10 | 5 |
3866 | The new blacksmith used to work at Bloomingdale's | 1.2410 | 0.05309 | 83 | 65 | 16 | 2 |
3867 | I appreciate having more comfortable shoes, but couldn't you have found two pairs that match? | 1.2410 | 0.05309 | 83 | 65 | 16 | 2 |
3868 | Where'd you get the funny-looking hat ? | 1.2410 | 0.05579 | 83 | 66 | 14 | 3 |
3869 | Just make up your mind before we get to the voting booth. | 1.2410 | 0.05836 | 83 | 67 | 12 | 4 |
3870 | Turns out, it is my first rodeo. | 1.2410 | 0.05836 | 83 | 67 | 12 | 4 |
3871 | If I’m being 100% honest, this is my first rodeo. | 1.2410 | 0.05024 | 83 | 64 | 18 | 1 |
3872 | You’ve got some nerve. Just look at that ridiculous hat of yours | 1.2410 | 0.05309 | 83 | 65 | 16 | 2 |
3873 | Uh, do you want to go first? | 1.2400 | 0.05148 | 100 | 80 | 16 | 4 |
3874 | That wasn't what I meant when I said it's a real horse race between Trump and Biden. | 1.2396 | 0.05490 | 96 | 78 | 13 | 5 |
3875 | I know they match your eyes, but Jimmy Choo doesn't make saddles. | 1.2396 | 0.05686 | 96 | 79 | 11 | 6 |
3876 | They are not JUST sneakers. They are carbon neutral foot puppies made of bamboo and sugarcane and totally vegan. | 1.2396 | 0.05490 | 96 | 78 | 13 | 5 |
3877 | There are two pairs just like them back in your stall. | 1.2396 | 0.04379 | 96 | 78 | 16 | 2 |
3878 | Just because you wear Jimmy Choo’s doesn’t make you a Show Horse! | 1.2396 | 0.05075 | 96 | 76 | 17 | 3 |
3879 | Just because you’re a Horse of foreign breed doesn’t mean you have to worry about deportation. That new Trump policy is just for foreign students.Oh, and if you’re trying to look more American, it’s red, white and blue. Not red, white and turquoise. | 1.2396 | 0.05075 | 96 | 76 | 17 | 3 |
3880 | Steph Curry pays me to break in his new shoes. | 1.2396 | 0.05876 | 96 | 80 | 9 | 7 |
3881 | This corral ain't stylish enough for the two of us | 1.2396 | 0.05490 | 96 | 78 | 13 | 5 |
3882 | Can you tie my shoes? | 1.2396 | 0.04623 | 96 | 74 | 21 | 1 |
3883 | Everyone's allowed a statement piece, Dave | 1.2396 | 0.05490 | 96 | 78 | 13 | 5 |
3884 | From now I want you use my new pronoun, They | 1.2396 | 0.05287 | 96 | 77 | 15 | 4 |
3885 | And you, up on your hind legs vocalizing all the time. | 1.2381 | 0.05773 | 84 | 68 | 12 | 4 |
3886 | I no longer want to limit myself in terms of gender OR species norms, Buck. | 1.2381 | 0.06017 | 84 | 69 | 10 | 5 |
3887 | These are my lucky shoes. | 1.2381 | 0.05253 | 84 | 66 | 16 | 2 |
3888 | Expected one color per side, but this makes more sense. | 1.2381 | 0.05519 | 84 | 67 | 14 | 3 |
3889 | All I ask is that you don't corral me with your gender stereotypes, partner. | 1.2381 | 0.04972 | 84 | 67 | 15 | 2 |
3890 | Judy or Elvis? | 1.2381 | 0.06250 | 84 | 70 | 8 | 6 |
3891 | With that hat I figured I had to up my game. | 1.2381 | 0.06285 | 63 | 50 | 11 | 2 |
3892 | What... you didn't know I'm a clothes horse? | 1.2375 | 0.05965 | 80 | 65 | 11 | 4 |
3893 | I dunno, I saw them in the window and I just couldn’t say, “Neigh!” | 1.2375 | 0.05694 | 80 | 64 | 13 | 3 |
3894 | Lippizzaner’s holding auditions. | 1.2375 | 0.05965 | 80 | 65 | 11 | 4 |
3895 | Nothing comes between me and my Manolo Blahniks. | 1.2371 | 0.05238 | 97 | 78 | 15 | 4 |
3896 | Are you saying things have changed since you became a metrosexual horse? | 1.2366 | 0.05383 | 93 | 75 | 14 | 4 |
3897 | I'm sorry dear, but there's more to life than thundering hoofbeats. | 1.2366 | 0.05596 | 93 | 76 | 12 | 5 |
3898 | These are called 'worker in the daytime and loafer at night'. | 1.2366 | 0.04930 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
3899 | I heard you say that you were taking me to the barn dance. | 1.2366 | 0.05383 | 93 | 75 | 14 | 4 |
3900 | I've got my walkers on today, so any giddyuppin' will have to come from you. | 1.2366 | 0.04930 | 93 | 73 | 18 | 2 |
3901 | No, I do not want to see your soft shoe routine | 1.2366 | 0.05383 | 93 | 75 | 14 | 4 |
3902 | Okay Mr. Cowboy Philosopher, do my shoes match or not? | 1.2366 | 0.05162 | 93 | 74 | 16 | 3 |
3903 | This may be a one-horse town but there's a new sheriff and you answer to me. | 1.2366 | 0.04930 | 93 | 73 | 18 | 2 |
3904 | Just like the mullet - business in the front and party in the back | 1.2366 | 0.05162 | 93 | 74 | 16 | 3 |
3905 | Wait until you see my blazing saddle. | 1.2366 | 0.05596 | 93 | 76 | 12 | 5 |
3906 | I’m not going anywhere with you wearing that ridiculous gun. | 1.2366 | 0.05162 | 93 | 74 | 16 | 3 |
3907 | You really want to make this about my hat? | 1.2366 | 0.04930 | 93 | 73 | 18 | 2 |
3908 | Sure, I may not be able to run as fast anymore, but wait until you see me prance! | 1.2366 | 0.05383 | 93 | 75 | 14 | 4 |
3909 | The red ones make your ass look big. | 1.2366 | 0.05162 | 93 | 74 | 16 | 3 |
3910 | I knew it was a mistake letting that Madden fella be our blacksmith. | 1.2366 | 0.05162 | 93 | 74 | 16 | 3 |
3911 | Do you have a matching belt for my Ferragamos? | 1.2366 | 0.05383 | 93 | 75 | 14 | 4 |
3912 | What happened to your boot? | 1.2366 | 0.05162 | 93 | 74 | 16 | 3 |
3913 | The shoes fit. | 1.2366 | 0.05383 | 93 | 75 | 14 | 4 |
3914 | This had better run in the Sunday color comics section or no one will get the joke. | 1.2366 | 0.04930 | 93 | 73 | 18 | 2 |
3915 | Feeling more comfortable now | 1.2366 | 0.05383 | 93 | 75 | 14 | 4 |
3916 | Have you also designated gender-fluid pronouns? | 1.2366 | 0.04431 | 93 | 76 | 14 | 3 |
3917 | No wise guy stuff, Pecos, I'm going to a barn dance later!! | 1.2366 | 0.04930 | 93 | 73 | 18 | 2 |
3918 | That hat is just ridiculous | 1.2366 | 0.05162 | 93 | 74 | 16 | 3 |
3919 | I'm not letting you ride me anywhere with that hat on. | 1.2366 | 0.05162 | 93 | 74 | 16 | 3 |
3920 | We're not going to that guy again. | 1.2366 | 0.05162 | 93 | 74 | 16 | 3 |
3921 | I'm sorry, Tex, but I wanted them in brown and black. | 1.2366 | 0.04930 | 93 | 73 | 18 | 2 |
3922 | Now remember, green means go and red means stop. | 1.2366 | 0.05383 | 93 | 75 | 14 | 4 |
3923 | As long as you get me to where I'm going! | 1.2366 | 0.05596 | 93 | 76 | 12 | 5 |
3924 | I see the farrier gave you new shoes. | 1.2366 | 0.02818 | 93 | 79 | 12 | 2 |
3925 | Well, they're both nice, but what colour saddle will you be wearing? And what about the bridle and reins? | 1.2366 | 0.04930 | 93 | 73 | 18 | 2 |
3926 | I wasn't sure what you were going to wear today, but these both look good with anything. | 1.2366 | 0.05162 | 93 | 74 | 16 | 3 |
3927 | No, no, no, Rex. How many times have I told you: both the red pumps go on the right. " R is for red and R is for right," remember? | 1.2366 | 0.04687 | 93 | 72 | 20 | 1 |
3928 | What? Open your mind, cowboy. | 1.2366 | 0.04930 | 93 | 73 | 18 | 2 |
3929 | I meant the GAME of horseshoes. They have to be 2 different colors in the GAME of horseshoes! | 1.2366 | 0.04687 | 93 | 72 | 20 | 1 |
3930 | Listen Mr. Ed - Green is Port - that's Left. Red is Starboard, that's right - not front and back! | 1.2366 | 0.04930 | 93 | 73 | 18 | 2 |
3931 | You certainly nailed the look. | 1.2366 | 0.05383 | 93 | 75 | 14 | 4 |
3932 | Oh, Please God of Horses, don't let this guy with the dorky hat ride with me. I will forever be the laughingstock all my buddies in the barn. | 1.2366 | 0.05801 | 93 | 77 | 10 | 6 |
3933 | Rodeo Drive--I couldn't resist. | 1.2366 | 0.05596 | 93 | 76 | 12 | 5 |
3934 | Do me a favor: let me know when we've gone a mile. | 1.2366 | 0.05596 | 93 | 76 | 12 | 5 |
3935 | Do you have anything in a saddle oxford? | 1.2366 | 0.04687 | 93 | 74 | 17 | 2 |
3936 | And you want to be called Edna? | 1.2366 | 0.05162 | 93 | 74 | 16 | 3 |
3937 | Please refer to me as them thar horses. | 1.2366 | 0.05596 | 93 | 76 | 12 | 5 |
3938 | That's what happens when you can only see your front legs | 1.2366 | 0.04687 | 93 | 72 | 20 | 1 |
3939 | So this is how you express being a gelding. | 1.2366 | 0.05162 | 93 | 74 | 16 | 3 |
3940 | 'Cause the stilettos were giving me bunions. | 1.2366 | 0.05162 | 93 | 74 | 16 | 3 |
3941 | I’m sorry, but in your size, they didn’t have two pairs in the same color. | 1.2366 | 0.05596 | 93 | 76 | 12 | 5 |
3942 | They kinda hurt without socks. | 1.2366 | 0.05383 | 93 | 75 | 14 | 4 |
3943 | C'mon compadre dancing shoes in this heat? | 1.2366 | 0.05383 | 93 | 75 | 14 | 4 |
3944 | I told you not to challenge the cartoonist to a game of fast draw. | 1.2366 | 0.05162 | 93 | 74 | 16 | 3 |
3945 | That's the last time I take you to RuPaul's blacksmith shop. | 1.2366 | 0.05162 | 93 | 74 | 16 | 3 |
3946 | This hat doesn't look any more ridiculous than those colored hoofs. | 1.2366 | 0.05801 | 93 | 77 | 10 | 6 |
3947 | With your complexion? Definitely the red ones. | 1.2366 | 0.05383 | 93 | 75 | 14 | 4 |
3948 | Do you have these in the next size up? | 1.2366 | 0.04930 | 93 | 73 | 18 | 2 |
3949 | You don't really know what a farrier is, do you? | 1.2366 | 0.04930 | 93 | 73 | 18 | 2 |
3950 | The hokey-pokey at the O-K corral never seems to get any easier. | 1.2366 | 0.04930 | 93 | 73 | 18 | 2 |
3951 | NEW blacksmith? | 1.2366 | 0.04930 | 93 | 73 | 18 | 2 |
3952 | Don't you step on my blue suede shoes. Or my pomegranate casual cross fit trainers. | 1.2366 | 0.05383 | 93 | 75 | 14 | 4 |
3953 | The farrier's working from home, so I went to shoesforhorses.com. | 1.2366 | 0.04930 | 93 | 73 | 18 | 2 |
3954 | You might want to reconsider that hat. | 1.2366 | 0.05162 | 93 | 74 | 16 | 3 |
3955 | Y'know, Laredo ain't all the formal. | 1.2366 | 0.05596 | 93 | 76 | 12 | 5 |
3956 | Is the colour coding significant in any way? | 1.2366 | 0.05801 | 93 | 77 | 10 | 6 |
3957 | They’re Tony Llamas. | 1.2366 | 0.04687 | 93 | 72 | 20 | 1 |
3958 | See anything eeeeeeeelse new? | 1.2366 | 0.04930 | 93 | 73 | 18 | 2 |
3959 | it's not that kind of party... | 1.2366 | 0.05162 | 93 | 74 | 16 | 3 |
3960 | But you promised Air Jordans. | 1.2366 | 0.05162 | 93 | 74 | 16 | 3 |
3961 | There’s no place like home for blue suede shoes. | 1.2366 | 0.04431 | 93 | 79 | 10 | 4 |
3962 | The blacksmith is closed due to Covid-19, so I got your shoes from Amazon. | 1.2366 | 0.05383 | 93 | 75 | 14 | 4 |
3963 | What? I thought you said we were going into town today. | 1.2366 | 0.05596 | 93 | 76 | 12 | 5 |
3964 | The Indianapolis NFL team refused to change their logo, which I found offensive to my previous footwear. | 1.2366 | 0.05596 | 93 | 76 | 12 | 5 |
3965 | I just felt like I needed some pizzazz. | 1.2366 | 0.05383 | 93 | 75 | 14 | 4 |
3966 | Those are your fancy shoes for hoedowns and such. Today we ride the range. Now go change before you’re seen. | 1.2366 | 0.05162 | 93 | 74 | 16 | 3 |
3967 | I can express my gender, even if it’s complicated. | 1.2366 | 0.05162 | 93 | 74 | 16 | 3 |
3968 | Can't see them on Zoom. | 1.2366 | 0.04930 | 93 | 73 | 18 | 2 |
3969 | Manolo Blacksmith | 1.2366 | 0.05162 | 93 | 74 | 16 | 3 |
3970 | You know what? They actually look great on you. | 1.2366 | 0.05162 | 93 | 74 | 16 | 3 |
3971 | The children are bored, Sir. | 1.2366 | 0.05383 | 93 | 75 | 14 | 4 |
3972 | Please, I'm begging you, do NOT step on my blue suede horseshoes. | 1.2366 | 0.04687 | 93 | 72 | 20 | 1 |
3973 | They're for Casual Friday. | 1.2366 | 0.05162 | 93 | 74 | 16 | 3 |
3974 | Lucky your old man can't see you like this. | 1.2366 | 0.05596 | 93 | 76 | 12 | 5 |
3975 | I am committed to fashion over function. And yes, that means no more galloping. | 1.2366 | 0.05596 | 93 | 76 | 12 | 5 |
3976 | My horseshoes were killing me... so I tossed on my horse slippers. | 1.2366 | 0.05162 | 93 | 74 | 16 | 3 |
3977 | Did use permanent marker again??? | 1.2366 | 0.05596 | 93 | 76 | 12 | 5 |
3978 | I suddenly started feeling hot to trot. | 1.2366 | 0.05383 | 93 | 75 | 14 | 4 |
3979 | I am on the fence - Nike or New Balance? | 1.2366 | 0.05383 | 93 | 75 | 14 | 4 |
3980 | I am hot to trot! I borrowed your wife's shoes. | 1.2366 | 0.04930 | 93 | 73 | 18 | 2 |
3981 | Workhorse, schmerkhorse. Capisce? | 1.2366 | 0.04930 | 93 | 73 | 18 | 2 |
3982 | I don’t think you quite understood me when I said you need new horseshoes. | 1.2366 | 0.05801 | 93 | 77 | 10 | 6 |
3983 | I said Elmer's Glue, not Jimmy Choo. | 1.2366 | 0.05162 | 93 | 74 | 16 | 3 |
3984 | Don't worry. These are loaners." | 1.2366 | 0.05162 | 93 | 74 | 16 | 3 |
3985 | It's not my fault western wear hasn't changed in over a century. Evolve your style! | 1.2366 | 0.05596 | 93 | 76 | 12 | 5 |
3986 | Will you press my hooves to see if the shoes are too tight. | 1.2366 | 0.05383 | 93 | 75 | 14 | 4 |
3987 | The blacksmith is closed. I got these at Target. | 1.2366 | 0.04930 | 93 | 73 | 18 | 2 |
3988 | That is what I'd call horseshoes of a different color | 1.2366 | 0.05162 | 93 | 74 | 16 | 3 |
3989 | It's my new cowboy hat. None of your horse laughs. | 1.2366 | 0.04297 | 93 | 76 | 15 | 2 |
3990 | Whoa cowboy, you’re goin’ to criticize my footwear with that hat on. | 1.2366 | 0.04930 | 93 | 73 | 18 | 2 |
3991 | Well, that's a shoe of a different color. | 1.2366 | 0.04930 | 93 | 73 | 18 | 2 |
3992 | I like the colors, but Wingtips? | 1.2366 | 0.05383 | 93 | 75 | 14 | 4 |
3993 | Sorry, Boss, I just get so tired of wearing those heavy old horseshoes. | 1.2366 | 0.05383 | 93 | 75 | 14 | 4 |
3994 | Honestly, I don't know what I'd do if they weren't slip-ons. | 1.2366 | 0.05162 | 93 | 74 | 16 | 3 |
3995 | Pardon me Roy, are you the chap who knew the new shoes? | 1.2366 | 0.04810 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
3996 | They're water-proof. | 1.2366 | 0.05162 | 93 | 74 | 16 | 3 |
3997 | What color socks go with these shoes. | 1.2366 | 0.04930 | 93 | 73 | 18 | 2 |
3998 | Don't you have a mirror? | 1.2366 | 0.05383 | 93 | 75 | 14 | 4 |
3999 | Maybe just stay fluid. | 1.2366 | 0.05383 | 93 | 75 | 14 | 4 |
4000 | They ran out of boots. | 1.2366 | 0.05383 | 93 | 75 | 14 | 4 |
4001 | OK, Scotty, so YOU tell us - who's taller! | 1.2366 | 0.05162 | 93 | 74 | 16 | 3 |
4002 | It’s not like I’m a slave to fashion. | 1.2366 | 0.04930 | 93 | 73 | 18 | 2 |
4003 | No, you can't click your heels and go home on the range | 1.2366 | 0.05596 | 93 | 76 | 12 | 5 |
4004 | I'm from Michigan. | 1.2366 | 0.05801 | 93 | 77 | 10 | 6 |
4005 | I don't care if you did put on your dancing shoes, we're still not going dancing. | 1.2366 | 0.05383 | 93 | 75 | 14 | 4 |
4006 | I like the idea, Bob - but are you colorblind? | 1.2366 | 0.05383 | 93 | 75 | 14 | 4 |
4007 | Mr. Ed returns, making a bold fashion statement. | 1.2366 | 0.05383 | 93 | 75 | 14 | 4 |
4008 | Are you sure you want to study tap dancing? | 1.2366 | 0.04687 | 93 | 72 | 20 | 1 |
4009 | A simple 'neigh' would have done. | 1.2366 | 0.04687 | 93 | 72 | 20 | 1 |
4010 | They asked, "Do you run a lot?"...I said, "Yes"... | 1.2366 | 0.05383 | 93 | 75 | 14 | 4 |
4011 | We might soon have to part ways, Wyatt--I'm auditioning for a technicolor. | 1.2366 | 0.04687 | 93 | 72 | 20 | 1 |
4012 | I dressed for comfort, not for speed. | 1.2366 | 0.04687 | 93 | 72 | 20 | 1 |
4013 | I said"give me my feedbag, not feedback | 1.2366 | 0.05162 | 93 | 74 | 16 | 3 |
4014 | Don't you know what the T in LGBTQ stands for? | 1.2366 | 0.04561 | 93 | 74 | 17 | 2 |
4015 | I thought I'd increase my range a little. | 1.2366 | 0.05162 | 93 | 74 | 16 | 3 |
4016 | Hi Yo, Prada. | 1.2366 | 0.05383 | 93 | 75 | 14 | 4 |
4017 | It's so hard to find a four pair of matching shoes. | 1.2366 | 0.05383 | 93 | 75 | 14 | 4 |
4018 | Never mind about that. Are they on the right feet? | 1.2366 | 0.04687 | 93 | 72 | 20 | 1 |
4019 | I just wanted more stylist shoes, but these don't work well in the pasture. | 1.2366 | 0.04930 | 93 | 73 | 18 | 2 |
4020 | Be honest - do these make my hooves look fat? | 1.2366 | 0.05596 | 93 | 76 | 12 | 5 |
4021 | Cowboy: nice shoes Horse: nice hat | 1.2366 | 0.05383 | 93 | 75 | 14 | 4 |
4022 | I just guessed your Amazon password would be 10-GallonH@ | 1.2366 | 0.05162 | 93 | 74 | 16 | 3 |
4023 | I know I kissed you under the moonlight in the last movie, and yes, you have your dancing shoes on, but I will not ask you to Saturday night's big dance; you have two left feet. | 1.2366 | 0.05801 | 93 | 77 | 10 | 6 |
4024 | Yes, that’s true, but I told the blacksmith that I preferred house shoes. | 1.2366 | 0.04930 | 93 | 73 | 18 | 2 |
4025 | You're invited to the gender reveal party because we just realized that none of us can tell pink from blue. | 1.2366 | 0.05383 | 93 | 75 | 14 | 4 |
4026 | I'm gearing up for dressage. What do you think? | 1.2366 | 0.05383 | 93 | 75 | 14 | 4 |
4027 | How about you lead me to some water and we take it from there? | 1.2366 | 0.04930 | 93 | 73 | 18 | 2 |
4028 | You were going to take an Uber, weren't you? | 1.2366 | 0.05162 | 93 | 74 | 16 | 3 |
4029 | I'm tired of living in black and white. | 1.2366 | 0.05162 | 93 | 74 | 16 | 3 |
4030 | Well, they look good. But can you dance? | 1.2366 | 0.05596 | 93 | 76 | 12 | 5 |
4031 | We are not going to town with mismatched shoes | 1.2366 | 0.05801 | 93 | 77 | 10 | 6 |
4032 | I thought you said, put on your HOUSE shoes! | 1.2366 | 0.05383 | 93 | 75 | 14 | 4 |
4033 | It's my turn to kick up my heels. | 1.2366 | 0.05383 | 93 | 75 | 14 | 4 |
4034 | Like I told the blacksmith, I gotta be me. | 1.2366 | 0.05383 | 93 | 75 | 14 | 4 |
4035 | I like the other hat better. It's just more you. | 1.2366 | 0.05383 | 93 | 75 | 14 | 4 |
4036 | When I got you, I didn't know you were Metrohorsual. | 1.2366 | 0.05162 | 93 | 74 | 16 | 3 |
4037 | What! My given name is Dare To Be Different! | 1.2366 | 0.05383 | 93 | 75 | 14 | 4 |
4038 | White Horse Fragility. My feet have feelings too, you know. | 1.2366 | 0.05162 | 93 | 74 | 16 | 3 |
4039 | Now you're ready to put out to stud. | 1.2366 | 0.05383 | 93 | 75 | 14 | 4 |
4040 | Fashionista blacksmith? | 1.2366 | 0.05383 | 93 | 75 | 14 | 4 |
4041 | You got a new saddle, I see | 1.2366 | 0.04687 | 93 | 72 | 20 | 1 |
4042 | No,it's green to starboard,red to port. | 1.2366 | 0.04930 | 93 | 73 | 18 | 2 |
4043 | « Yes, this is a 10-gallon hat, and yes, I’m happy to see you, o.k.? » | 1.2366 | 0.05596 | 93 | 76 | 12 | 5 |
4044 | I know it looks ridiculous, but the blacksmith’s got my Jimmy Choos. | 1.2366 | 0.05162 | 93 | 74 | 16 | 3 |
4045 | Heels? For a cattle drive? | 1.2366 | 0.05162 | 93 | 74 | 16 | 3 |
4046 | I don't know. I guess the pink ones. | 1.2366 | 0.04930 | 93 | 73 | 18 | 2 |
4047 | I also have chosen to no longer be apologetic for my femininity... | 1.2366 | 0.04930 | 93 | 73 | 18 | 2 |
4048 | Mr Ed says they’re all the rage! | 1.2366 | 0.04930 | 93 | 73 | 18 | 2 |
4049 | Jimmy Choo is expanding his brand | 1.2366 | 0.05596 | 93 | 76 | 12 | 5 |
4050 | I thought you said we needed a stile. | 1.2366 | 0.05383 | 93 | 75 | 14 | 4 |
4051 | You've been so grumpy lately, I thought that these would cheer you up. | 1.2366 | 0.05596 | 93 | 76 | 12 | 5 |
4052 | I saw what happened to the elephant and donkey. I'm not taking any chances! | 1.2366 | 0.04158 | 93 | 75 | 16 | 2 |
4053 | I see that you’re gender neutral | 1.2366 | 0.05162 | 93 | 74 | 16 | 3 |
4054 | It's gender reveal for fraternal twins. | 1.2366 | 0.05801 | 93 | 77 | 10 | 6 |
4055 | How do you expect me to find a belt that matches? | 1.2366 | 0.05383 | 93 | 75 | 14 | 4 |
4056 | No, Sapphire, those shoes are way too expensive. | 1.2366 | 0.05162 | 93 | 74 | 16 | 3 |
4057 | Maybe YOU’D like to try a pair from the 1800s! | 1.2366 | 0.05162 | 93 | 74 | 16 | 3 |
4058 | Who are you to tell me they're not stylish? | 1.2366 | 0.05162 | 93 | 74 | 16 | 3 |
4059 | Don't get any ideas about loafing around. | 1.2366 | 0.05162 | 93 | 74 | 16 | 3 |
4060 | What color's your purse? | 1.2366 | 0.05596 | 93 | 76 | 12 | 5 |
4061 | Which pair best matches my eyes? | 1.2366 | 0.04930 | 93 | 73 | 18 | 2 |
4062 | Not too shoddy ! | 1.2366 | 0.04687 | 93 | 72 | 20 | 1 |
4063 | Your horseshoes in the wash? | 1.2366 | 0.05162 | 93 | 74 | 16 | 3 |
4064 | Gives new meaning to the word "fairyer" | 1.2366 | 0.05596 | 93 | 76 | 12 | 5 |
4065 | It was a steal! Two pairs for one at Macys online. | 1.2366 | 0.05801 | 93 | 77 | 10 | 6 |
4066 | Surly these will do instead of a brand. | 1.2366 | 0.05162 | 93 | 74 | 16 | 3 |
4067 | I'm sorry I thought you said whore shoes. | 1.2366 | 0.05162 | 93 | 74 | 16 | 3 |
4068 | You'd better not be about to ask me about mules. | 1.2366 | 0.05383 | 93 | 75 | 14 | 4 |
4069 | They fit. | 1.2366 | 0.05383 | 93 | 75 | 14 | 4 |
4070 | Hi Ho Silver? I thought you said buy yo sketchers! In hindsight the phrasing and request was a little strange, but hey, I’m a horse. | 1.2366 | 0.05162 | 93 | 74 | 16 | 3 |
4071 | Look Horace, you have a drinking problem, I have a fabulous problem. Let’s just let it lie. | 1.2366 | 0.05162 | 93 | 74 | 16 | 3 |
4072 | Bob just didn't have the heart to tell his color blind friend | 1.2366 | 0.05162 | 93 | 74 | 16 | 3 |
4073 | It was 50% off for the second pair. | 1.2366 | 0.05162 | 93 | 74 | 16 | 3 |
4074 | They said these would make me more likable. | 1.2366 | 0.05162 | 93 | 74 | 16 | 3 |
4075 | Ya know, I have to say, I think I’m ok with it | 1.2366 | 0.04561 | 93 | 74 | 17 | 2 |
4076 | For the last time...It’s not a pacifier...It is my hat. | 1.2366 | 0.05596 | 93 | 76 | 12 | 5 |
4077 | I'm not sure I see the issue | 1.2366 | 0.05596 | 93 | 76 | 12 | 5 |
4078 | But these are even luckier | 1.2366 | 0.04930 | 93 | 73 | 18 | 2 |
4079 | Keep them doggies rollin’ man my feet are swollen, rawhide!! | 1.2366 | 0.05162 | 93 | 74 | 16 | 3 |
4080 | Don't you have any strappy sandals you could wear? | 1.2366 | 0.05162 | 93 | 74 | 16 | 3 |
4081 | We are in 2020, cowboy! | 1.2366 | 0.05383 | 93 | 75 | 14 | 4 |
4082 | I told you we shouldn’t let Janice do our shopping. | 1.2366 | 0.05047 | 93 | 76 | 13 | 4 |
4083 | Yanky Doodle told me I looked dandy... | 1.2366 | 0.04930 | 93 | 73 | 18 | 2 |
4084 | Well, Larry...for starters they don’t need to be nailed on. | 1.2366 | 0.05383 | 93 | 75 | 14 | 4 |
4085 | It's never too late to look great! | 1.2366 | 0.04431 | 93 | 73 | 19 | 1 |
4086 | I really don’t see why it should matter to you. You have red/green color-blindness anyway. | 1.2366 | 0.05596 | 93 | 76 | 12 | 5 |
4087 | It was worth a shod | 1.2366 | 0.04930 | 93 | 73 | 18 | 2 |
4088 | Un-uh, not round these parts you don't | 1.2366 | 0.05383 | 93 | 75 | 14 | 4 |
4089 | Ma was right, you’re one of them show horses huh. | 1.2366 | 0.04930 | 93 | 73 | 18 | 2 |
4090 | Ned, you know darn well there have been issues with the supply chain. | 1.2366 | 0.05383 | 93 | 75 | 14 | 4 |
4091 | Is that a hat orrrr aaaaaa d...d..d..don’t mind. | 1.2366 | 0.05383 | 93 | 75 | 14 | 4 |
4092 | I’m trying something. | 1.2366 | 0.05383 | 93 | 75 | 14 | 4 |
4093 | I was told they provided excellent spine support, anything helps with you on my back all day. | 1.2366 | 0.04930 | 93 | 73 | 18 | 2 |
4094 | Preppy Pink and Green are the only non- offensive colors left these days! | 1.2366 | 0.02368 | 93 | 79 | 12 | 2 |
4095 | Till pigs fly | 1.2366 | 0.05596 | 93 | 76 | 12 | 5 |
4096 | I’m feeling mixed about this new gender reveal stunt we’re doing | 1.2366 | 0.05047 | 93 | 76 | 13 | 4 |
4097 | Well, aren't you a fancy prancer? | 1.2366 | 0.05383 | 93 | 75 | 14 | 4 |
4098 | Is this what you are supposed to wear to a gender reveal? | 1.2366 | 0.05162 | 93 | 74 | 16 | 3 |
4099 | Oh, so you didn’t get the memo? | 1.2366 | 0.05383 | 93 | 75 | 14 | 4 |
4100 | Looks like old Smithy has been watching Operation Runway again. | 1.2366 | 0.04930 | 93 | 73 | 18 | 2 |
4101 | Guess the delivery guy got confused with the address | 1.2366 | 0.04561 | 93 | 74 | 17 | 2 |
4102 | Bout to walk a mile in your shoes. | 1.2366 | 0.05162 | 93 | 74 | 16 | 3 |
4103 | Do they come in Vibrum sole? | 1.2366 | 0.05801 | 93 | 77 | 10 | 6 |
4104 | Yeezy there. | 1.2366 | 0.05801 | 93 | 77 | 10 | 6 |
4105 | Toto, I guess we aren’t in Kansas anymore. | 1.2366 | 0.05801 | 93 | 77 | 10 | 6 |
4106 | It’s laundry day. | 1.2366 | 0.05162 | 93 | 74 | 16 | 3 |
4107 | I like the red ones | 1.2366 | 0.05596 | 93 | 76 | 12 | 5 |
4108 | I thought we needed some color. | 1.2366 | 0.04930 | 93 | 73 | 18 | 2 |
4109 | Well aren't you stable. | 1.2366 | 0.05162 | 93 | 74 | 16 | 3 |
4110 | But they were 10% off. | 1.2366 | 0.05801 | 93 | 77 | 10 | 6 |
4111 | Stop laughing! You know I’m colorblind! | 1.2366 | 0.05162 | 93 | 74 | 16 | 3 |
4112 | It must be bad for the humans. They need luck so badly they’re taking all my horseshoes and leaving me to wear their human shoes instead. | 1.2366 | 0.05162 | 93 | 74 | 16 | 3 |
4113 | Between my shoes and your hat I think we may have a shot at an invite to the Met Gala! | 1.2366 | 0.05162 | 93 | 74 | 16 | 3 |
4114 | Going somewhere? | 1.2366 | 0.05383 | 93 | 75 | 14 | 4 |
4115 | We really need to find your wife another hobby | 1.2366 | 0.05801 | 93 | 77 | 10 | 6 |
4116 | Yeah man, six hours total in line at that Bodega over by Newbury street. It was one pair per customer, but like I had my gym clothes in my bag and just changed right quick after the first one; it was like I was a brand new Bronco to them. I swear they can’t tell a Clydesdale from an Appaloosa over there. Aren’t these fuckin tight though? Anyways I can’t pay rent this month. | 1.2366 | 0.05801 | 93 | 77 | 10 | 6 |
4117 | No, No no, red on the front and blue in back, are you colour blind? | 1.2366 | 0.04431 | 93 | 71 | 22 | 0 |
4118 | Don’t look | 1.2366 | 0.05383 | 93 | 75 | 14 | 4 |
4119 | I like how the fuschia plays against the aqua! | 1.2366 | 0.05596 | 93 | 76 | 12 | 5 |
4120 | Heard you’re taking me to the river later so I brought my crocs | 1.2366 | 0.05383 | 93 | 75 | 14 | 4 |
4121 | I guess my wife really shouldn’t shop for either of us | 1.2366 | 0.05383 | 93 | 75 | 14 | 4 |
4122 | I get that it's on purpose. I'm saying I don't like it. | 1.2366 | 0.05383 | 93 | 75 | 14 | 4 |
4123 | C'mon Trouper, let's ride this year out in style | 1.2366 | 0.05162 | 93 | 74 | 16 | 3 |
4124 | Horsin’ around again I see. | 1.2366 | 0.05162 | 93 | 74 | 16 | 3 |
4125 | No shoes, no serv— | 1.2366 | 0.05162 | 93 | 74 | 16 | 3 |
4126 | When I told you that you are not as fast as the others, I wasn't expecting you to start wearing my collection of I-moved-on -faster-than-you-shoes. It doesn't work like that. | 1.2366 | 0.05383 | 93 | 75 | 14 | 4 |
4127 | I'm sorry but, your hat looks ridiculous. | 1.2366 | 0.05162 | 93 | 74 | 16 | 3 |
4128 | So what you gotta say now that the shoes are on the other feet? | 1.2366 | 0.04930 | 93 | 73 | 18 | 2 |
4129 | Its business-casual in the front and casual-business at the back | 1.2366 | 0.05162 | 93 | 74 | 16 | 3 |
4130 | No, its not the Beverly Hills one. | 1.2366 | 0.05383 | 93 | 75 | 14 | 4 |
4131 | Horseshoes are looking more modern these days. | 1.2366 | 0.04930 | 93 | 73 | 18 | 2 |
4132 | Thought I'd switch it up a bit! You don't like them? | 1.2366 | 0.04687 | 93 | 77 | 12 | 4 |
4133 | They were on sale half price. | 1.2366 | 0.04930 | 93 | 73 | 18 | 2 |
4134 | All the barns are closed and I had no where else to wear them | 1.2366 | 0.04930 | 93 | 73 | 18 | 2 |
4135 | No, Phyllis. They do not go with everything. 👠 | 1.2366 | 0.05162 | 93 | 74 | 16 | 3 |
4136 | I told you to keep an eye on the new blacksmith. | 1.2347 | 0.04983 | 98 | 78 | 17 | 3 |
4137 | For the last time, you are not going out dressed like that!"... said the horse | 1.2347 | 0.05190 | 98 | 79 | 15 | 4 |
4138 | You could have just told me you don't want to race anymore. | 1.2347 | 0.05190 | 98 | 79 | 15 | 4 |
4139 | I saw them in town & thought 'what the hay' | 1.2347 | 0.04767 | 98 | 77 | 19 | 2 |
4140 | I know we're outside. I want to go "out." | 1.2347 | 0.04767 | 98 | 77 | 19 | 2 |
4141 | Under the Saguaro, the satire of Andy Borowitz penetrated me. Newly initiated into the 21st Century, I have shod myself for a new and revolutionary psycho-socio-political warfare. You may not be intelligent enough to understand. | 1.2347 | 0.05190 | 98 | 79 | 15 | 4 |
4142 | Trust me - the pink shoes do not make your thighs look too big. | 1.2347 | 0.05190 | 98 | 79 | 15 | 4 |
4143 | The city folk come here to go cowboy we can't take on city ways; not that there's anything wrong with it. | 1.2347 | 0.04983 | 98 | 78 | 17 | 3 |
4144 | Iron shoes are démodé. | 1.2347 | 0.04767 | 98 | 80 | 15 | 3 |
4145 | Click your heels together three times. | 1.2347 | 0.04983 | 98 | 78 | 17 | 3 |
4146 | I asked for “horseshoes” not whore shoes. | 1.2347 | 0.05389 | 98 | 80 | 13 | 5 |
4147 | Unless you're planning to run sidewise, the port spats should both be red. | 1.2347 | 0.05190 | 98 | 79 | 15 | 4 |
4148 | So much for the tolerant left. | 1.2347 | 0.04983 | 98 | 78 | 17 | 3 |
4149 | The gay horse movement is just taking off. | 1.2347 | 0.04983 | 98 | 78 | 17 | 3 |
4150 | You can't ride me in that hat! | 1.2347 | 0.04541 | 98 | 76 | 21 | 1 |
4151 | I know. They were on sale, right? | 1.2347 | 0.04541 | 98 | 76 | 21 | 1 |
4152 | They shoe horses, don't they? | 1.2347 | 0.04983 | 98 | 78 | 17 | 3 |
4153 | It keeps the discouraging word at bay. | 1.2347 | 0.04767 | 98 | 77 | 19 | 2 |
4154 | Now it's Hi Ho Teal! or Hi Ho Fuchsia! I'll leave it up to you. | 1.2347 | 0.03178 | 98 | 81 | 15 | 2 |
4155 | Wi-i-i-ilber never wore a hat like that. | 1.2347 | 0.04767 | 98 | 77 | 19 | 2 |
4156 | At least they don't have to be nailed to my feet | 1.2347 | 0.05190 | 98 | 79 | 15 | 4 |
4157 | Glad you've come out. | 1.2347 | 0.04983 | 98 | 78 | 17 | 3 |
4158 | Jealous much? | 1.2347 | 0.04767 | 98 | 77 | 19 | 2 |
4159 | You say it doesn't matter, and yet your pants, hat and cute little Hermes scarf all seem to match. | 1.2347 | 0.05766 | 98 | 82 | 9 | 7 |
4160 | I would prefer if you you addressed me with a gender neutral name. | 1.2347 | 0.05389 | 98 | 80 | 13 | 5 |
4161 | I dunno, don’t you think the sockless look seems a bit forced? | 1.2347 | 0.04541 | 98 | 76 | 21 | 1 |
4162 | How I am suppose to know what to wear? Sometimes you ride sidesaddle! | 1.2347 | 0.04983 | 98 | 78 | 17 | 3 |
4163 | These boots AIN'T made for walkin'!!! | 1.2347 | 0.04983 | 98 | 81 | 13 | 4 |
4164 | Yeah...after 6 I’m more of a horse-slippers type | 1.2347 | 0.05190 | 98 | 79 | 15 | 4 |
4165 | All hat, no shoes. | 1.2347 | 0.02635 | 98 | 82 | 14 | 2 |
4166 | I don’t think your desire for fame is a shoe in! | 1.2347 | 0.04179 | 98 | 77 | 20 | 1 |
4167 | Ok, Ok...I'll ride side saddle | 1.2347 | 0.05580 | 98 | 81 | 11 | 6 |
4168 | They're just for derby days. | 1.2347 | 0.04983 | 98 | 78 | 17 | 3 |
4169 | You're a fine one to be talking! Have you seen what they put on your head? | 1.2347 | 0.04983 | 98 | 78 | 17 | 3 |
4170 | Uh, what is it about “a horse of a different color” you didn’t understand? | 1.2347 | 0.04767 | 98 | 77 | 19 | 2 |
4171 | OSHA requires them. | 1.2347 | 0.04767 | 98 | 77 | 19 | 2 |
4172 | Oh really? Well your hat not only looks stupid, it's as drab as the rest of your outfit. | 1.2347 | 0.05389 | 98 | 80 | 13 | 5 |
4173 | I got them on sale. You don't like them? | 1.2347 | 0.05190 | 98 | 79 | 15 | 4 |
4174 | They said “Just do it” so I did...twice | 1.2347 | 0.04983 | 98 | 78 | 17 | 3 |
4175 | I'm a bit of a clotheshorse. | 1.2347 | 0.04541 | 98 | 76 | 21 | 1 |
4176 | Well,you certainly put the giddy in "giddyup." | 1.2347 | 0.04541 | 98 | 76 | 21 | 1 |
4177 | One does want a hint of color... | 1.2347 | 0.05190 | 98 | 79 | 15 | 4 |
4178 | Let me try again ... LEFT is green. | 1.2347 | 0.03178 | 98 | 83 | 12 | 3 |
4179 | See ya got dressed there in the dark again, huh Earle? | 1.2347 | 0.04541 | 98 | 78 | 18 | 2 |
4180 | All I'm asking is that you support me on my quest to find myself. | 1.2347 | 0.04983 | 98 | 78 | 17 | 3 |
4181 | It said, "Blue for male, pink for female." I don't know what that means, so I got both. | 1.2347 | 0.05580 | 98 | 81 | 11 | 6 |
4182 | I thought you said: If the BLUE fits, wear it. | 1.2347 | 0.04983 | 98 | 78 | 17 | 3 |
4183 | I don’t care what the pigs told you, green ones go on the right hooves, red ones on the left. Now go change before I get mad. | 1.2347 | 0.05190 | 98 | 79 | 15 | 4 |
4184 | Bipartisan appeal, but make it fashion. | 1.2347 | 0.05389 | 98 | 80 | 13 | 5 |
4185 | What? I do it for the girls and the gays | 1.2347 | 0.05190 | 98 | 79 | 15 | 4 |
4186 | Your abnormally large hat has caused me to realize life has little or no meaning. Not sure what’s up with these shoes. | 1.2346 | 0.05898 | 81 | 66 | 11 | 4 |
4187 | You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make him chic. | 1.2346 | 0.05898 | 81 | 66 | 11 | 4 |
4188 | Don’t freak out. They were BOGO. | 1.2346 | 0.06154 | 81 | 67 | 9 | 5 |
4189 | If you're gonna wear that hat... | 1.2340 | 0.05332 | 94 | 76 | 14 | 4 |
4190 | But a horse divided against itself cannot stand. | 1.2340 | 0.05113 | 94 | 75 | 16 | 3 |
4191 | It looked different online. | 1.2340 | 0.05332 | 94 | 76 | 14 | 4 |
4192 | My blacksmith was off today, so I just threw these on. | 1.2340 | 0.04884 | 94 | 74 | 18 | 2 |
4193 | you told me to get new ones! You never specified what kind! | 1.2340 | 0.05113 | 94 | 75 | 16 | 3 |
4194 | Summer, Trixie. Sandal weather. | 1.2340 | 0.05332 | 94 | 76 | 14 | 4 |
4195 | It was only at that point that I realized the horse I came to know and love was really just two people wearing a horse costume. | 1.2340 | 0.05745 | 94 | 78 | 10 | 6 |
4196 | I wouldn't want to be in your shoes when your wife finds out." | 1.2338 | 0.06102 | 77 | 63 | 10 | 4 |
4197 | My farrier is non-binary. | 1.2338 | 0.05816 | 77 | 62 | 12 | 3 |
4198 | This Secret Santa sucks. | 1.2338 | 0.06102 | 77 | 63 | 10 | 4 |
4199 | The cow says the back pair are red. | 1.2329 | 0.06327 | 73 | 60 | 9 | 4 |
4200 | The Crocs made me too sweaty. | 1.2329 | 0.06019 | 73 | 59 | 11 | 3 |
4201 | Bruce remembers when the derby was all about speed instead of fashion. | 1.2316 | 0.05065 | 95 | 76 | 16 | 3 |
4202 | Problem? | 1.2316 | 0.04220 | 95 | 75 | 19 | 1 |
4203 | They were featured in Vanity Mare | 1.2308 | 0.05431 | 91 | 74 | 13 | 4 |
4204 | I could go either way. | 1.2308 | 0.04708 | 91 | 71 | 19 | 1 |
4205 | I'm not colorblind; I don't want to walk a mile in your shoes; and that hat looks ridiculous. That's all I have today -- what did you want to discuss? | 1.2308 | 0.04961 | 91 | 72 | 17 | 2 |
4206 | Your hat is too darn big | 1.2308 | 0.05431 | 91 | 74 | 13 | 4 |
4207 | Horseshit. | 1.2308 | 0.05201 | 91 | 73 | 15 | 3 |
4208 | Don't worry, they still have steel toes | 1.2308 | 0.05201 | 91 | 73 | 15 | 3 |
4209 | Dammit, I'm Shane, and we gotta ride into the sunset. | 1.2308 | 0.05201 | 91 | 73 | 15 | 3 |
4210 | You're not getting a matching saddle. | 1.2308 | 0.05201 | 91 | 73 | 15 | 3 |
4211 | C’mon, Ron. All the mares are doing it. | 1.2308 | 0.05651 | 91 | 75 | 11 | 5 |
4212 | No, I’m not voting for him, I just think his shoes are dope! | 1.2308 | 0.04836 | 91 | 74 | 14 | 3 |
4213 | Unfortunately your shoes aren’t going to be visible in the Zoom call, Phil... Maybe take a page from my book and go with a hat next time. | 1.2308 | 0.05651 | 91 | 75 | 11 | 5 |
4214 | If I rear up it's a boy, if I kick it's a girl, right? | 1.2297 | 0.06249 | 74 | 61 | 9 | 4 |
4215 | Walk a mile in my shoes-- it's just an expression. | 1.2297 | 0.05945 | 74 | 60 | 11 | 3 |
4216 | Well,ok...I'll yel clip-clop or clippity-clop if necessary | 1.2297 | 0.05945 | 74 | 60 | 11 | 3 |
4217 | At least now you won't take 'em off me and throw 'em. | 1.2297 | 0.05945 | 74 | 60 | 11 | 3 |
4218 | Chores first. Dressage after. | 1.2283 | 0.04790 | 92 | 75 | 14 | 3 |
4219 | My feet hurt. | 1.2283 | 0.05150 | 92 | 74 | 15 | 3 |
4220 | they call them "saddle" shoes | 1.2283 | 0.05150 | 92 | 74 | 15 | 3 |
4221 | Dan's horse replied, "But I feel pretty." | 1.2283 | 0.05150 | 92 | 74 | 15 | 3 |
4222 | I wasn't born in a barn. | 1.2283 | 0.04913 | 92 | 73 | 17 | 2 |
4223 | Do you think I should switch the blue one in my left with the pink one from my back?! | 1.2283 | 0.05377 | 92 | 75 | 13 | 4 |
4224 | Don’t forget, I need to cut out early for my dance class. | 1.2283 | 0.04913 | 92 | 73 | 17 | 2 |
4225 | Hold yer horses, Millie. The gender reveal is not fer another hour. | 1.2268 | 0.04518 | 97 | 76 | 20 | 1 |
4226 | Species cross-dressing. You have a problem with that? | 1.2267 | 0.06173 | 75 | 62 | 9 | 4 |
4227 | My legs would look thinner in a taller heel. | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
4228 | Which ones make me look sexier? | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
4229 | Ivanka said she knew how to shoe me... and lead the free world... | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
4230 | Why didn’t you tell me the stable lightbulb was out? | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
4231 | You couldn’t have picked the same color? | 1.2258 | 0.05325 | 93 | 76 | 13 | 4 |
4232 | Or better yet, why the long hat? | 1.2258 | 0.04866 | 93 | 74 | 17 | 2 |
4233 | This is who we are now Earle. | 1.2258 | 0.04866 | 93 | 74 | 17 | 2 |
4234 | Do you really think they're sillier than that hat? | 1.2247 | 0.05478 | 89 | 73 | 12 | 4 |
4235 | Yea, well that's your opinion. And when did I ever say anything about your hat? | 1.2247 | 0.05240 | 89 | 72 | 14 | 3 |
4236 | No, I don’t do that. I said “ro-DAY-oh.“ | 1.2247 | 0.05478 | 89 | 73 | 12 | 4 |
4237 | Ready? Whichever color hoof I kick you with reveals the gender of your baby. | 1.2247 | 0.05478 | 89 | 73 | 12 | 4 |
4238 | Something tells me you're not really a cowboy. | 1.2247 | 0.05240 | 89 | 72 | 14 | 3 |
4239 | Where did you put the Rainbow Flag? | 1.2247 | 0.04990 | 89 | 71 | 16 | 2 |
4240 | I'm pretty sure I get on your back!! | 1.2247 | 0.04728 | 89 | 70 | 18 | 1 |
4241 | Sorry, I’m branded to Louboutin now. | 1.2247 | 0.05707 | 89 | 74 | 10 | 5 |
4242 | Now you walk a mile in my shoes. | 1.2247 | 0.05240 | 89 | 72 | 14 | 3 |
4243 | Cool! An equine gender reveal! | 1.2247 | 0.05240 | 89 | 72 | 14 | 3 |
4244 | You just don't get fashion | 1.2247 | 0.04990 | 89 | 71 | 16 | 2 |
4245 | Yup, you're right, it will make the Texas two-step that much easier. | 1.2247 | 0.04990 | 89 | 71 | 16 | 2 |
4246 | I’m walking a mile in your shows. | 1.2247 | 0.05240 | 89 | 72 | 14 | 3 |
4247 | Ruby, click your heels together three times right quick and the virus will be over! | 1.2247 | 0.05478 | 89 | 73 | 12 | 4 |
4248 | You just said "Needs shoeing." Next time, be more specific. | 1.2247 | 0.04990 | 89 | 71 | 16 | 2 |
4249 | You think having nails pounded into your foot is enjoyable? | 1.2247 | 0.05240 | 89 | 72 | 14 | 3 |
4250 | Are those my shoes? | 1.2247 | 0.05707 | 89 | 74 | 10 | 5 |
4251 | You know how heels pinch my bunions, Jerry. | 1.2247 | 0.05240 | 89 | 72 | 14 | 3 |
4252 | If wishes were horses, I'd have the ruby slippers up front as well. | 1.2247 | 0.04990 | 89 | 71 | 16 | 2 |
4253 | But I've felt so shoddy since you had me shod. | 1.2247 | 0.05594 | 89 | 76 | 7 | 6 |
4254 | C’mon, you’ve seen Bojack, haven’t you? | 1.2247 | 0.04990 | 89 | 71 | 16 | 2 |
4255 | We talk about being a color-blind society, José, but I don't think the political process could actually handle that. . | 1.2247 | 0.04990 | 89 | 73 | 13 | 3 |
4256 | You told me to try new things. | 1.2247 | 0.05478 | 89 | 73 | 12 | 4 |
4257 | Sorry boss, pandemic impulse buying. | 1.2247 | 0.05240 | 89 | 72 | 14 | 3 |
4258 | To fool trackers, cowboy Frank came up with a fabulous idea. | 1.2247 | 0.05240 | 89 | 72 | 14 | 3 |
4259 | Took six weeks to be delivered from China, but totally worth it. | 1.2247 | 0.04591 | 89 | 72 | 15 | 2 |
4260 | Just don’t throw a shoe today, designer doesn’t come cheap. | 1.2247 | 0.04990 | 89 | 71 | 16 | 2 |
4261 | 'Well, discouraging words are heard more often than people think, apparently.' | 1.2237 | 0.05493 | 76 | 61 | 13 | 2 |
4262 | I said choosing a blacksmith called Mr Choo was a mistake! | 1.2237 | 0.05803 | 76 | 62 | 11 | 3 |
4263 | I have another set just like them at home. | 1.2237 | 0.05331 | 76 | 63 | 10 | 3 |
4264 | Let's rework this. It's not front vs. back; it's left vs. right. Blue shoes go on the left; red shoes go on the right. Otherwise you are fine | 1.2237 | 0.06098 | 76 | 63 | 9 | 4 |
4265 | I've been trying to tell you I'm a dancing horse. | 1.2237 | 0.06098 | 76 | 63 | 9 | 4 |
4266 | I’m sorry, they didn’t have half sizes. | 1.2234 | 0.05486 | 94 | 78 | 11 | 5 |
4267 | Be honest. It's my first rodeo. | 1.2234 | 0.04576 | 94 | 74 | 19 | 1 |
4268 | Whatever works! | 1.2234 | 0.05052 | 94 | 76 | 15 | 3 |
4269 | Do you even know what horseshoes look like? | 1.2234 | 0.04576 | 94 | 74 | 19 | 1 |
4270 | I'd be too embarrassed to be seen on a horse whose shoes don't match | 1.2234 | 0.04820 | 94 | 75 | 17 | 2 |
4271 | What? You weren't using them. | 1.2234 | 0.04820 | 94 | 75 | 17 | 2 |
4272 | They were out of black and white. | 1.2234 | 0.05052 | 94 | 76 | 15 | 3 |
4273 | You’ll never win a game of horseshoes with those, buster. | 1.2234 | 0.05486 | 94 | 78 | 11 | 5 |
4274 | You like them? They're the new Air Seabiscuits. | 1.2234 | 0.04820 | 94 | 75 | 17 | 2 |
4275 | well, there’s always something you don’t have. | 1.2234 | 0.04820 | 94 | 75 | 17 | 2 |
4276 | Please don't use that derogatory term at me sir. I'm a Horse... not a Horsie. | 1.2234 | 0.05273 | 94 | 77 | 13 | 4 |
4277 | Who cares if they don’t match perfectly? You don’t want me to get caught flat-footed, do you? | 1.2222 | 0.04682 | 90 | 71 | 18 | 1 |
4278 | A horse of a different color, my foot! | 1.2222 | 0.05423 | 90 | 74 | 12 | 4 |
4279 | I guess I'm just a horse of a different shoe color." | 1.2222 | 0.04682 | 90 | 71 | 18 | 1 |
4280 | Sweetie, I found your shoes. | 1.2222 | 0.05423 | 90 | 74 | 12 | 4 |
4281 | Hello cowboy, new in town??? | 1.2222 | 0.04941 | 90 | 72 | 16 | 2 |
4282 | Don't worry about my shoes. If you're going out of the corral, better re-think your Lone Ranger mask so it covers your nose and mouth. | 1.2222 | 0.05648 | 90 | 75 | 10 | 5 |
4283 | When I put my slippers on, I walk like a Lipizzan. | 1.2222 | 0.05648 | 90 | 75 | 10 | 5 |
4284 | The Red Ones go on the Port Side, your left, and the Blue Ones on the Starboard Side. | 1.2222 | 0.04813 | 90 | 74 | 13 | 3 |
4285 | Do the red ones makes my ass look big? | 1.2222 | 0.05648 | 90 | 75 | 10 | 5 |
4286 | The horse’s name was Casual Friday. | 1.2222 | 0.04941 | 90 | 72 | 16 | 2 |
4287 | Top athletes wear sports shoes. | 1.2211 | 0.05004 | 95 | 77 | 15 | 3 |
4288 | Before you judge, our tracks will look like two people walking. The kids will never find us. | 1.2211 | 0.05223 | 95 | 78 | 13 | 4 |
4289 | Which color goes better with this saddle? | 1.2209 | 0.05825 | 86 | 72 | 9 | 5 |
4290 | Well, I'm just tryin' to represent, man! | 1.2209 | 0.04794 | 86 | 68 | 17 | 1 |
4291 | What? It was all they had left. | 1.2209 | 0.03470 | 86 | 72 | 13 | 1 |
4292 | But the dog told me they match! | 1.2209 | 0.05825 | 86 | 72 | 9 | 5 |
4293 | When do you think Dorothy and Elvis will be finished playing horseshoes? | 1.2209 | 0.05335 | 86 | 70 | 13 | 3 |
4294 | Are you a Democrat or a Republican? Why Not Both? | 1.2209 | 0.05825 | 86 | 72 | 9 | 5 |
4295 | Who's going to shine them? | 1.2209 | 0.05335 | 86 | 70 | 13 | 3 |
4296 | No. Not for Dodge City... | 1.2209 | 0.05072 | 86 | 69 | 15 | 2 |
4297 | Wow! I've never ridden a bisexual horse before. | 1.2209 | 0.05335 | 86 | 70 | 13 | 3 |
4298 | I'm getting my nails done. | 1.2209 | 0.04794 | 86 | 68 | 17 | 1 |
4299 | It doesn't matter. The picture will be in black and white. | 1.2209 | 0.05335 | 86 | 70 | 13 | 3 |
4300 | My hat for your shoes? Those are my shoes!! | 1.2209 | 0.05825 | 86 | 72 | 9 | 5 |
4301 | So are you ready to hear my fetish now? | 1.2209 | 0.04500 | 86 | 67 | 19 | 0 |
4302 | OK,now I get the whole front/back thing,but I can still use some help with the right/left situation. | 1.2209 | 0.04794 | 86 | 68 | 17 | 1 |
4303 | All the geldings are wearing them. | 1.2209 | 0.05585 | 86 | 71 | 11 | 4 |
4304 | They say that shoes make the horse. | 1.2209 | 0.05585 | 86 | 71 | 11 | 4 |
4305 | I'm still undecided. | 1.2209 | 0.05335 | 86 | 70 | 13 | 3 |
4306 | No, I'm not getting to get matching saddle bags. | 1.2209 | 0.05072 | 86 | 69 | 15 | 2 |
4307 | That is not what I meant when I said "if only you had to walk a mile in my shoes". | 1.2209 | 0.04794 | 86 | 68 | 17 | 1 |
4308 | Doc said your diet isn’t working and that I needed arch supports.” | 1.2209 | 0.05585 | 86 | 71 | 11 | 4 |
4309 | I agreed that you could wear ballet-hooves - but I draw the line at you wearing a tutu! | 1.2209 | 0.05072 | 86 | 69 | 15 | 2 |
4310 | Well, let's just hope they're color blind. | 1.2209 | 0.05585 | 86 | 71 | 11 | 4 |
4311 | Our new farrier is not from around here. | 1.2209 | 0.04794 | 86 | 68 | 17 | 1 |
4312 | Sorry Wilbur, no more giddiyupping unless I get to wear the hat. | 1.2209 | 0.05585 | 86 | 71 | 11 | 4 |
4313 | Damn girl, love the boots! | 1.2209 | 0.05072 | 86 | 69 | 15 | 2 |
4314 | So now it's "You put your red hoof in, your take your red hoof out, and do the hokee pokey?" | 1.2209 | 0.05072 | 86 | 69 | 15 | 2 |
4315 | The West is going to be won with orthopedic shoes." | 1.2209 | 0.04794 | 86 | 68 | 17 | 1 |
4316 | Hmmm, anything in a nice mule, perhaps? | 1.2209 | 0.04794 | 86 | 68 | 17 | 1 |
4317 | Remember, first walk, then trot, then canter, and lastly gallop. | 1.2209 | 0.04794 | 86 | 68 | 17 | 1 |
4318 | I wasn't having any luck with the old ones. | 1.2209 | 0.05335 | 86 | 70 | 13 | 3 |
4319 | Embrace change, that’s what everyone seems to be telling me lately | 1.2209 | 0.05072 | 86 | 69 | 15 | 2 |
4320 | Look, they’re comfortable, and you don’t have to nail them on. | 1.2209 | 0.05585 | 86 | 71 | 11 | 4 |
4321 | Oh I thought today was Dressage | 1.2209 | 0.05335 | 86 | 70 | 13 | 3 |
4322 | I figured you were a hoofer | 1.2209 | 0.05072 | 86 | 69 | 15 | 2 |
4323 | I don’t know, Bronco, aren’t the colors a little out of season? | 1.2209 | 0.04345 | 86 | 69 | 16 | 1 |
4324 | I have no where else to wear them. | 1.2209 | 0.04345 | 86 | 69 | 16 | 1 |
4325 | Don’t fret they’re flats. | 1.2209 | 0.05585 | 86 | 71 | 11 | 4 |
4326 | It’s my ‘a horse disguised as two guys disguised as a horse’ disguise | 1.2209 | 0.04500 | 86 | 72 | 11 | 3 |
4327 | That hat doesn’t really go with my shoes. | 1.2208 | 0.05104 | 77 | 61 | 15 | 1 |
4328 | I'm non-binary | 1.2192 | 0.06244 | 73 | 61 | 8 | 4 |
4329 | the two puppeteers had been in the horse costume long enough, they just couldn't bring themselves to tell the cowboy | 1.2192 | 0.05602 | 73 | 59 | 12 | 2 |
4330 | I shouldn't judge until I've walked a mile in their shoes | 1.2192 | 0.05602 | 73 | 59 | 12 | 2 |
4331 | The red ones go on the left if being a seahorse is your goal here. | 1.2192 | 0.06244 | 73 | 61 | 8 | 4 |
4332 | Are you really surprised I voted " Nay" on this? | 1.2192 | 0.05251 | 73 | 58 | 14 | 1 |
4333 | So you really think you could walk a mile in my shoes! | 1.2192 | 0.05602 | 73 | 59 | 12 | 2 |
4334 | You said to walk a mile in your shoes. | 1.2192 | 0.05602 | 73 | 59 | 12 | 2 |
4335 | Relax, Harold! It was a BOGO sale. | 1.2192 | 0.05932 | 73 | 60 | 10 | 3 |
4336 | Sorry, I have to do a gender reveal party right after this. | 1.2192 | 0.05932 | 73 | 60 | 10 | 3 |
4337 | I think both pairs go nicely with Wranglers. | 1.2192 | 0.05602 | 73 | 59 | 12 | 2 |
4338 | Gus confronts a party foal. | 1.2192 | 0.05602 | 73 | 59 | 12 | 2 |
4339 | Not exactly what I meant when I said we’d be heading halfway up to Turquoise Flats this morning. | 1.2192 | 0.05932 | 73 | 60 | 10 | 3 |
4340 | Dang! I'm sure that farrier is color blind. | 1.2192 | 0.05602 | 73 | 59 | 12 | 2 |
4341 | The Horse: “you sure this Tik-Tok thing is gonna stick around?” | 1.2192 | 0.05429 | 73 | 61 | 9 | 3 |
4342 | I wanted something that better matched my career aspirations. | 1.2192 | 0.05602 | 73 | 59 | 12 | 2 |
4343 | What about my shoes? Look at your hat. | 1.2192 | 0.06542 | 73 | 62 | 6 | 5 |
4344 | You should try it sometime. Everyone needs a little color in their life. | 1.2192 | 0.05251 | 73 | 58 | 14 | 1 |
4345 | I would loose that hat if I were you | 1.2192 | 0.05251 | 73 | 58 | 14 | 1 |
4346 | thanks for the grey shoes, Bob | 1.2192 | 0.05932 | 73 | 60 | 10 | 3 |
4347 | Now get off your high horse...you didn't want me to walk a mile in your shoes, now, did you?" says the talking horse | 1.2192 | 0.06244 | 73 | 61 | 8 | 4 |
4348 | ‘“Damn. I told him to put the blue shoes on the back legs.” | 1.2184 | 0.05526 | 87 | 72 | 11 | 4 |
4349 | OK, I've gotten off your back - now what?" | 1.2184 | 0.04746 | 87 | 69 | 17 | 1 |
4350 | It's 'Heel, Toe, Neigh!' | 1.2184 | 0.05279 | 87 | 71 | 13 | 3 |
4351 | What? | 1.2184 | 0.05526 | 87 | 72 | 11 | 4 |
4352 | You did invite me to the gender reveal, didn't you? | 1.2184 | 0.05279 | 87 | 71 | 13 | 3 |
4353 | I liked the blue suede better. | 1.2184 | 0.04455 | 87 | 73 | 11 | 3 |
4354 | You said one day it'd be my turn to ride. | 1.2184 | 0.05019 | 87 | 70 | 15 | 2 |
4355 | Sorry to keep you waiting but I couldn't remember whether you said dancing or prancing. | 1.2184 | 0.05019 | 87 | 70 | 15 | 2 |
4356 | I'll have a word with the blacksmith. | 1.2184 | 0.05019 | 87 | 70 | 15 | 2 |
4357 | Hey Dude, what did you expect here at the Flamboyant G? | 1.2184 | 0.05279 | 87 | 71 | 13 | 3 |
4358 | You think they’ll let us in the parade now? | 1.2184 | 0.05526 | 87 | 72 | 11 | 4 |
4359 | So then he asked me, "why the long face" | 1.2184 | 0.05019 | 87 | 70 | 15 | 2 |
4360 | Can you get the new saddle with a hint of scarlet? Don't you think that would look nice? | 1.2184 | 0.03628 | 87 | 73 | 12 | 2 |
4361 | Whose shoes are they then? | 1.2184 | 0.05279 | 87 | 71 | 13 | 3 |
4362 | I'm not upset about the transgender thing, but the shoes have to match. | 1.2184 | 0.05526 | 87 | 72 | 11 | 4 |
4363 | Trade ya | 1.2184 | 0.05019 | 87 | 70 | 15 | 2 |
4364 | I said FOX Hunt! | 1.2184 | 0.05526 | 87 | 72 | 11 | 4 |
4365 | I like the loafers better. | 1.2184 | 0.05279 | 87 | 71 | 13 | 3 |
4366 | But he’s a Blacksmith. What made you think he’d make YOU some shoes? | 1.2184 | 0.05526 | 87 | 72 | 11 | 4 |
4367 | No, I'm taller! The hat doesn't count! Who are you: The Chrysler Building? | 1.2184 | 0.05019 | 87 | 70 | 15 | 2 |
4368 | No mask?! You get any closer to me than six feet and these four feet will end up where the sun don’t shine, cowboy. | 1.2184 | 0.05763 | 87 | 73 | 9 | 5 |
4369 | I can't take you anywhere! | 1.2184 | 0.05526 | 87 | 72 | 11 | 4 |
4370 | No way I'm going into town just to be shown up by that clydesdale again. | 1.2184 | 0.05019 | 87 | 70 | 15 | 2 |
4371 | I'm a Tennessee Walker. Why do you ask? | 1.2184 | 0.05019 | 87 | 70 | 15 | 2 |
4372 | Can I keep both pair? | 1.2184 | 0.04603 | 87 | 71 | 14 | 2 |
4373 | You’re ain’t from around these parts, are ya? | 1.2184 | 0.05279 | 87 | 71 | 13 | 3 |
4374 | I'm expecting twins. | 1.2184 | 0.04746 | 87 | 69 | 17 | 1 |
4375 | They're certainly good luck at piano bars. | 1.2184 | 0.05279 | 87 | 71 | 13 | 3 |
4376 | Stop laughing at my hat. | 1.2184 | 0.04746 | 87 | 69 | 17 | 1 |
4377 | I don't think it's too much to ask that I be there the next time you order online. | 1.2184 | 0.05019 | 87 | 70 | 15 | 2 |
4378 | I'm not dancing, you still have two left feet | 1.2184 | 0.05526 | 87 | 72 | 11 | 4 |
4379 | Ivanka says this is all the rage this season. | 1.2184 | 0.04746 | 87 | 69 | 17 | 1 |
4380 | You stop calling me "trigger" . . and I'll stop call you the Lone Danger . . . | 1.2184 | 0.05526 | 87 | 72 | 11 | 4 |
4381 | City Slicker shoes. | 1.2184 | 0.05279 | 87 | 71 | 13 | 3 |
4382 | Just like that, Ralph’s “Horse Shoes” horseshoes business had died before he could even get it off the ground. Darn color blindness. | 1.2184 | 0.05526 | 87 | 72 | 11 | 4 |
4383 | OK. Now what? | 1.2184 | 0.05763 | 87 | 73 | 9 | 5 |
4384 | I don't care if they're a little more expensive. They're sustainably produced by a horse-owned business and that's important to me. | 1.2184 | 0.05279 | 87 | 71 | 13 | 3 |
4385 | I know, I know. But if you keep doing these gender reveal gigs we don't have to pay back the PPP. | 1.2184 | 0.04144 | 87 | 72 | 13 | 2 |
4386 | Stop looking at me like that. You're the one who's weird. | 1.2184 | 0.05526 | 87 | 72 | 11 | 4 |
4387 | This is a new style of horseshoe. I call it sneaker. | 1.2184 | 0.05019 | 87 | 70 | 15 | 2 |
4388 | I'm hung like a horse. What more could you ask for? | 1.2184 | 0.05526 | 87 | 72 | 11 | 4 |
4389 | I couldn't find my way to the blacksmith. | 1.2184 | 0.04746 | 87 | 69 | 17 | 1 |
4390 | I want a divorce. | 1.2184 | 0.05526 | 87 | 72 | 11 | 4 |
4391 | Dorothy could only give me two so I got the others from Edna. | 1.2184 | 0.05279 | 87 | 71 | 13 | 3 |
4392 | I'm Trigger. I don't have pronouns. | 1.2184 | 0.05279 | 87 | 71 | 13 | 3 |
4393 | Well, I guess we can't play horseshoes. | 1.2184 | 0.05526 | 87 | 72 | 11 | 4 |
4394 | I've decided I'm really more of a Carrie than a Charlotte." | 1.2184 | 0.05019 | 87 | 70 | 15 | 2 |
4395 | I’m transitioning, says the horse | 1.2184 | 0.05019 | 87 | 70 | 15 | 2 |
4396 | They are a bit too tight but I love the colors! | 1.2184 | 0.04455 | 87 | 70 | 16 | 1 |
4397 | Rounding up or just riding? I brought options. | 1.2184 | 0.05019 | 87 | 70 | 15 | 2 |
4398 | I don’t think the vet meant this, when he said I needed new shoes. | 1.2184 | 0.04603 | 87 | 71 | 14 | 2 |
4399 | Dry cleaners lose your outfit again? | 1.2184 | 0.05019 | 87 | 70 | 15 | 2 |
4400 | You told me to get shoes" | 1.2184 | 0.05019 | 87 | 70 | 15 | 2 |
4401 | I'm sorry. It was really dark in the stable when I was getting ready this morning. | 1.2184 | 0.05279 | 87 | 71 | 13 | 3 |
4402 | You sure this is the way you want to remember your mother? | 1.2184 | 0.05279 | 87 | 71 | 13 | 3 |
4403 | Whats wrong? Is there someone else | 1.2184 | 0.05019 | 87 | 70 | 15 | 2 |
4404 | I’m moving to Florida. | 1.2184 | 0.05763 | 87 | 73 | 9 | 5 |
4405 | Do these shoes make me look too uptown? | 1.2184 | 0.05763 | 87 | 73 | 9 | 5 |
4406 | Y’all up for some role play? | 1.2184 | 0.05279 | 87 | 71 | 13 | 3 |
4407 | Careful, he’s using colored pencils again. | 1.2184 | 0.05279 | 87 | 71 | 13 | 3 |
4408 | There's a big sale going on down at The Shoe Barn! | 1.2184 | 0.05279 | 87 | 71 | 13 | 3 |
4409 | Maybe if we take it slow at first. | 1.2184 | 0.05279 | 87 | 71 | 13 | 3 |
4410 | You know I’m dichromatic, ...right? | 1.2184 | 0.05279 | 87 | 71 | 13 | 3 |
4411 | Merry Christmas to you, too. | 1.2184 | 0.05279 | 87 | 71 | 13 | 3 |
4412 | So, cowboy, which looks better for our ride on the range? | 1.2184 | 0.05019 | 87 | 70 | 15 | 2 |
4413 | Just thought I’d put on my my my my my boogie shoes | 1.2184 | 0.05279 | 87 | 71 | 13 | 3 |
4414 | Yes the shoes are nice, but I'm still not taking you into town like that. | 1.2184 | 0.04746 | 87 | 69 | 17 | 1 |
4415 | My shoes are not nearly as silly looking as your hat. | 1.2184 | 0.05526 | 87 | 72 | 11 | 4 |
4416 | But do they make my butt look big? | 1.2184 | 0.03980 | 87 | 69 | 18 | 0 |
4417 | They thought I said 'whore's shoes'. | 1.2184 | 0.05019 | 87 | 70 | 15 | 2 |
4418 | Sorry I can't take you for a ride. I'm off to the dance. | 1.2184 | 0.05526 | 87 | 72 | 11 | 4 |
4419 | You’ve been in my closet again, haven’t you? | 1.2184 | 0.05019 | 87 | 70 | 15 | 2 |
4420 | You're being dramatic. I don't *hate* the ones you gave me. | 1.2184 | 0.05763 | 87 | 73 | 9 | 5 |
4421 | But we're not equal, Rex, and anyway, I can't carry you. | 1.2184 | 0.05019 | 87 | 70 | 15 | 2 |
4422 | Just because you’ve gone all-in on performative western masculinity, doesn’t mean I have to stop wearing cute shoes. | 1.2184 | 0.05526 | 87 | 72 | 11 | 4 |
4423 | ''taps? you want to put taps on them?" | 1.2184 | 0.05279 | 87 | 71 | 13 | 3 |
4424 | We should try to take each other seriously. | 1.2184 | 0.05019 | 87 | 70 | 15 | 2 |
4425 | But all the other mares are wearing Manolo Blahnik. | 1.2184 | 0.05019 | 87 | 70 | 15 | 2 |
4426 | Saddle up partner, let’s get you a pedicure and and some new boots! | 1.2184 | 0.05526 | 87 | 72 | 11 | 4 |
4427 | I'm leaving you for a cat. | 1.2184 | 0.05019 | 87 | 70 | 15 | 2 |
4428 | So what if they don't match. It's not like we're going to a ball or anything. | 1.2184 | 0.05279 | 87 | 71 | 13 | 3 |
4429 | I don't like the metal ones. | 1.2184 | 0.04746 | 87 | 69 | 17 | 1 |
4430 | I'm trying out a new farrier. | 1.2184 | 0.05019 | 87 | 70 | 15 | 2 |
4431 | But, Gary, you promised last night that I'd get cha-cha heels. | 1.2184 | 0.02796 | 87 | 71 | 16 | 0 |
4432 | We're not going anywhere in that hat! | 1.2184 | 0.05279 | 87 | 71 | 13 | 3 |
4433 | I wanted something more sensible. | 1.2184 | 0.05019 | 87 | 70 | 15 | 2 |
4434 | I thought it was time you saw my true colors. | 1.2184 | 0.05019 | 87 | 70 | 15 | 2 |
4435 | I think the shoes should be on the other feet. | 1.2184 | 0.05526 | 87 | 72 | 11 | 4 |
4436 | I don't care if all of your friends are wearing them. | 1.2184 | 0.04746 | 87 | 69 | 17 | 1 |
4437 | No, Sir, I cannot gallop without my proper hooves | 1.2184 | 0.05019 | 87 | 72 | 12 | 3 |
4438 | Good, now both side will think we’re with them. | 1.2184 | 0.05019 | 87 | 70 | 15 | 2 |
4439 | I'm a horse. Gender doesn't affect me. | 1.2184 | 0.04746 | 87 | 71 | 14 | 2 |
4440 | Because they were all out of purple. | 1.2184 | 0.04746 | 87 | 69 | 17 | 1 |
4441 | I know... I know... Mama explained that you’re self-conscious because you haven’t had a pedicure since February. | 1.2184 | 0.05526 | 87 | 72 | 11 | 4 |
4442 | I don’t think we’re six feet away. | 1.2184 | 0.05279 | 87 | 71 | 13 | 3 |
4443 | They said just do it... So i did it. | 1.2184 | 0.05279 | 87 | 71 | 13 | 3 |
4444 | Did you do something different? | 1.2184 | 0.05279 | 87 | 71 | 13 | 3 |
4445 | On a zoom call, no one can tell the difference | 1.2184 | 0.05019 | 87 | 70 | 15 | 2 |
4446 | Every animal thinks it’s human.. since we both think we are, who is? | 1.2184 | 0.05763 | 87 | 73 | 9 | 5 |
4447 | I don't know, Mr. Doppler, I'm not sure I can run fast enough to make them the same color... Isn't there an easier way to test this? | 1.2184 | 0.04746 | 87 | 71 | 14 | 2 |
4448 | These boots were made for horsing around. | 1.2184 | 0.05279 | 87 | 71 | 13 | 3 |
4449 | I’m in transition. | 1.2184 | 0.05019 | 87 | 70 | 15 | 2 |
4450 | How much do they pay us for these gender reveal parties? | 1.2184 | 0.04455 | 87 | 68 | 19 | 0 |
4451 | It behooves me to comment on your choice of footwear. | 1.2184 | 0.05279 | 87 | 71 | 13 | 3 |
4452 | Trying to save on farrier costs again, Dave? | 1.2184 | 0.04746 | 87 | 69 | 17 | 1 |
4453 | I take it you found a new farrier... | 1.2184 | 0.05279 | 87 | 71 | 13 | 3 |
4454 | There is no nice way to say this - but I need to move on Jim. I need to find a more exciting rider. We simply dont fit. | 1.2184 | 0.05279 | 87 | 71 | 13 | 3 |
4455 | I'm all about breaking gender-horse stereotypes | 1.2184 | 0.05526 | 87 | 72 | 11 | 4 |
4456 | Quarantine improvising at it’s finest | 1.2184 | 0.05763 | 87 | 73 | 9 | 5 |
4457 | Ready for the gender reveal party... You think it’s going to be a boy? | 1.2184 | 0.05019 | 87 | 70 | 15 | 2 |
4458 | You can cancel my shoeing for tomorrow. There was a groupon. Second pair half off. | 1.2184 | 0.05279 | 87 | 71 | 13 | 3 |
4459 | Well it looks like consumerism is not a human thing anymore | 1.2184 | 0.05279 | 87 | 71 | 13 | 3 |
4460 | Yes, The South has come a long way, but pink shoes in Kentucky Paul? | 1.2184 | 0.05526 | 87 | 72 | 11 | 4 |
4461 | damn entitled white horses | 1.2184 | 0.04746 | 87 | 69 | 17 | 1 |
4462 | So, I figured, I might as well spend my unemployment check on shoes. | 1.2184 | 0.05279 | 87 | 71 | 13 | 3 |
4463 | I’ve never said a word about your hat... | 1.2184 | 0.05019 | 87 | 70 | 15 | 2 |
4464 | Why don’t you try heels? | 1.2184 | 0.05019 | 87 | 70 | 15 | 2 |
4465 | Not only do they come in multiple colours, the salesman said I can take them off whenever I want! | 1.2184 | 0.05019 | 87 | 70 | 15 | 2 |
4466 | I’m sure voters will love your desire to cross the aisle when necessary | 1.2184 | 0.04144 | 87 | 74 | 10 | 3 |
4467 | It’s what they’re wearing in the city these days. | 1.2184 | 0.05279 | 87 | 71 | 13 | 3 |
4468 | Did you change your hair? | 1.2184 | 0.05279 | 87 | 71 | 13 | 3 |
4469 | At least I can pull them off! | 1.2174 | 0.04592 | 92 | 73 | 18 | 1 |
4470 | Let me guess - you're new at this? | 1.2174 | 0.05747 | 92 | 78 | 8 | 6 |
4471 | Now I can trot, gallop, or do my Fred and Ginger routine | 1.2174 | 0.05086 | 92 | 75 | 14 | 3 |
4472 | What, they didn't have any stilettos? | 1.2174 | 0.04592 | 92 | 73 | 18 | 1 |
4473 | Are you thinking of changing your name to Mrs. Ed? | 1.2174 | 0.05315 | 92 | 76 | 12 | 4 |
4474 | Look who's coming to dinner! | 1.2174 | 0.04845 | 92 | 74 | 16 | 2 |
4475 | Gallop in the front, trot in the back. | 1.2174 | 0.05315 | 92 | 76 | 12 | 4 |
4476 | My farrier’s not too shoddy. | 1.2174 | 0.05315 | 92 | 76 | 12 | 4 |
4477 | Of course, I can run in them. They're the ones Bryce Dallas Howard wore in Jurassic World. | 1.2174 | 0.04592 | 92 | 73 | 18 | 1 |
4478 | The front is for style and the back is for support. | 1.2174 | 0.05747 | 92 | 78 | 8 | 6 |
4479 | I wanna work as a horse model | 1.2174 | 0.05086 | 92 | 75 | 14 | 3 |
4480 | No one looks at feet. But a hat... | 1.2159 | 0.04968 | 88 | 71 | 15 | 2 |
4481 | Okay, okay. One Two Step around the barn, and then we join the posse. | 1.2159 | 0.04968 | 88 | 71 | 15 | 2 |
4482 | What's up? Have you never seen a horse with different colored shoes? | 1.2159 | 0.04968 | 88 | 71 | 15 | 2 |
4483 | Don't you think that hat's a bit flashy? | 1.2159 | 0.05469 | 88 | 73 | 11 | 4 |
4484 | It's nice, but wear red in front if you really want to put out. | 1.2159 | 0.05225 | 88 | 72 | 13 | 3 |
4485 | It’s horses shoes of a different color. | 1.2159 | 0.05703 | 88 | 74 | 9 | 5 |
4486 | Don't say anything about my shoes and I won't say anything about your hat. | 1.2159 | 0.04968 | 88 | 71 | 15 | 2 |
4487 | I love the way you’re not saddled by conventional fashion | 1.2159 | 0.04698 | 88 | 70 | 17 | 1 |
4488 | Believe it or not, they're steel-toed. | 1.2159 | 0.04968 | 88 | 71 | 15 | 2 |
4489 | I was getting tired of athleisure. | 1.2159 | 0.04698 | 88 | 70 | 17 | 1 |
4490 | This way I can't lose in November. | 1.2151 | 0.04919 | 93 | 78 | 11 | 4 |
4491 | Well, maybe for you, one gallon. | 1.2151 | 0.05263 | 93 | 77 | 12 | 4 |
4492 | I just got tired of the silver ones. | 1.2151 | 0.04798 | 93 | 75 | 16 | 2 |
4493 | They're Jimmy Choo. | 1.2151 | 0.04798 | 93 | 75 | 16 | 2 |
4494 | It’s like a mullet, business in front and party in the back | 1.2151 | 0.05036 | 93 | 76 | 14 | 3 |
4495 | I'm not just a two trick pony! | 1.2151 | 0.04284 | 93 | 78 | 12 | 3 |
4496 | I'm advertising that I'm a gelding. What are you advertising? | 1.2151 | 0.05263 | 93 | 77 | 12 | 4 |
4497 | Have you been two timing me again? | 1.2151 | 0.05036 | 93 | 76 | 14 | 3 |
4498 | Do they look pretty? I can't see. | 1.2151 | 0.05036 | 93 | 76 | 14 | 3 |
4499 | Do my shoes make you want to ride me hard and put me away wet? | 1.2151 | 0.05481 | 93 | 78 | 10 | 5 |
4500 | Howdy, pardner. Why the long face? | 1.2151 | 0.05690 | 93 | 79 | 8 | 6 |
4501 | You had the power all along, my dear." | 1.2151 | 0.05036 | 93 | 76 | 14 | 3 |
4502 | What's the matter? Didn't you like the green ones I got you? | 1.2151 | 0.04798 | 93 | 75 | 16 | 2 |
4503 | Just because you are wearing red, white and blue, doesn't make you a citizen. Your always be an Arabian horse Mosul | 1.2151 | 0.05036 | 93 | 76 | 14 | 3 |
4504 | What kind of shoes did you expect on a clothes horse? | 1.2151 | 0.05263 | 93 | 77 | 12 | 4 |
4505 | Good! Now what size hat do you take? | 1.2151 | 0.05036 | 93 | 76 | 14 | 3 |
4506 | I take it this IS your first rodeo. | 1.2151 | 0.05263 | 93 | 77 | 12 | 4 |
4507 | Let's not turn this into another Brokeback | 1.2151 | 0.05481 | 93 | 78 | 10 | 5 |
4508 | No, the red shoes go on the port side; green, on starboard. | 1.2151 | 0.05892 | 93 | 80 | 6 | 7 |
4509 | I'll never ask for a farrier in San Francisco again. | 1.2151 | 0.03536 | 93 | 78 | 13 | 2 |
4510 | If you insist on wearing that hat, then I am not obligated to wear matching shoes. | 1.2151 | 0.04798 | 93 | 75 | 16 | 2 |
4511 | Huh?! No, I 'm the Hat Whisperer. | 1.2151 | 0.05263 | 93 | 77 | 12 | 4 |
4512 | Jealous? | 1.2151 | 0.05036 | 93 | 76 | 14 | 3 |
4513 | Sorry dude, I only let masked riders on | 1.2151 | 0.05151 | 93 | 79 | 9 | 5 |
4514 | Do you like them? They're from Gucci's new horseshoe fall collection. | 1.2151 | 0.04548 | 93 | 79 | 10 | 4 |
4515 | I'll make up my mind by November the 3rd. | 1.2151 | 0.05036 | 93 | 76 | 14 | 3 |
4516 | What the fuck is on your feet? | 1.2151 | 0.04284 | 93 | 78 | 12 | 3 |
4517 | The shoes' are on the other hoof | 1.2151 | 0.05263 | 93 | 77 | 12 | 4 |
4518 | Shoe whores | 1.2151 | 0.04675 | 93 | 77 | 13 | 3 |
4519 | It's the stables prom tonight. All the matching sets were taken. | 1.2151 | 0.04798 | 93 | 75 | 16 | 2 |
4520 | I clearly said "horseshit", not "horseshoes"! | 1.2151 | 0.05263 | 93 | 77 | 12 | 4 |
4521 | Buy one pair, get the second pair free, plus a horse. | 1.2151 | 0.04798 | 93 | 75 | 16 | 2 |
4522 | So, it's twins. | 1.2151 | 0.05036 | 93 | 76 | 14 | 3 |
4523 | Really? Andy Warhol? | 1.2151 | 0.04798 | 93 | 75 | 16 | 2 |
4524 | Are those your dancing shoes? | 1.2151 | 0.04798 | 93 | 75 | 16 | 2 |
4525 | What say we mosey on down to Fancytown? | 1.2151 | 0.04798 | 93 | 75 | 16 | 2 |
4526 | „You know, they only had one pair in each color“ | 1.2151 | 0.04548 | 93 | 74 | 18 | 1 |
4527 | I couldn’t decide on a color. | 1.2151 | 0.04548 | 93 | 74 | 18 | 1 |
4528 | They're nice, I guess, but they don't really match the saddle. | 1.2151 | 0.05481 | 93 | 78 | 10 | 5 |
4529 | How about I saddle you up today? | 1.2151 | 0.05263 | 93 | 77 | 12 | 4 |
4530 | It doesn't matter what you wear, it's how you feel inside. | 1.2151 | 0.05263 | 93 | 77 | 12 | 4 |
4531 | So it’s officially phase 3...You wanna go grab a beer on the patio? Come on...I just got all dressed up... | 1.2151 | 0.04798 | 93 | 75 | 16 | 2 |
4532 | I'm trying to make a statement here. | 1.2151 | 0.05690 | 93 | 79 | 8 | 6 |
4533 | I guess since we're back to the old days, we might act like the old days. | 1.2151 | 0.04548 | 93 | 74 | 18 | 1 |
4534 | Wow, that Jimmy Choo is really branching out. | 1.2143 | 0.05101 | 84 | 68 | 14 | 2 |
4535 | Well...I've worn them for a week, but they're still not broken in yet. | 1.2143 | 0.05375 | 84 | 69 | 12 | 3 |
4536 | Puts the hitch in my giddyup! | 1.2143 | 0.05101 | 84 | 68 | 14 | 2 |
4537 | You're right...now that I see them on you I do prefer the red ones. | 1.2143 | 0.05375 | 84 | 69 | 12 | 3 |
4538 | I asked them for PPE, and this is all they had. | 1.2143 | 0.04504 | 84 | 66 | 18 | 0 |
4539 | They must'a thought I asked for a fairy-er. | 1.2143 | 0.05101 | 84 | 68 | 14 | 2 |
4540 | You know It's not called fast fashion because it makes makes you run faster. | 1.2143 | 0.04812 | 84 | 67 | 16 | 1 |
4541 | Be honest. Do you think the shoes make me look drawn? | 1.2135 | 0.04368 | 89 | 72 | 16 | 1 |
4542 | Sure, blame the fairy and not the farrier.” | 1.2128 | 0.05212 | 94 | 78 | 12 | 4 |
4543 | I dressed in the dark this morning | 1.2128 | 0.04505 | 94 | 75 | 18 | 1 |
4544 | I think it's time for a new blacksmith | 1.2128 | 0.04987 | 94 | 77 | 14 | 3 |
4545 | No. I'm sorry Jed, but you're just gonna have to find a more open minded farrier! | 1.2128 | 0.04987 | 94 | 77 | 14 | 3 |
4546 | They were on sale and it was all they had in your size. | 1.2128 | 0.04752 | 94 | 76 | 16 | 2 |
4547 | They feel fine most of the time, except when I trot. | 1.2128 | 0.04505 | 94 | 75 | 18 | 1 |
4548 | This plan of yours to cover our tracks better work, because I wouldn’t want to be caught dead wearing these. | 1.2128 | 0.05212 | 94 | 78 | 12 | 4 |
4549 | Problem is, I wear four different sizes. | 1.2128 | 0.05212 | 94 | 78 | 12 | 4 |
4550 | The saying is, "A horse of a different color". | 1.2128 | 0.04987 | 94 | 79 | 11 | 4 |
4551 | How else am I going to attract my Mr. Ed? | 1.2128 | 0.05212 | 94 | 78 | 12 | 4 |
4552 | Whoa Nellie, that’s a game changer! | 1.2128 | 0.05212 | 94 | 78 | 12 | 4 |
4553 | Well, as long as they are Comfortable shoes. | 1.2128 | 0.03665 | 94 | 77 | 16 | 1 |
4554 | Yes, non-binary, cisgender, and my pronouns are they/them. | 1.2128 | 0.04752 | 94 | 76 | 16 | 2 |
4555 | Wanna trade? | 1.2128 | 0.04987 | 94 | 77 | 14 | 3 |
4556 | Dude, I want that Lone Ranger guy back. At least he looked out for my safety and wore a face mask. | 1.2128 | 0.04987 | 94 | 77 | 14 | 3 |
4557 | You have tiny hands. | 1.2128 | 0.04987 | 94 | 77 | 14 | 3 |
4558 | I'm Sorry, Lifts won't help your absurdly short and skinny legs | 1.2128 | 0.05212 | 94 | 78 | 12 | 4 |
4559 | We need to throw them off the track. | 1.2128 | 0.04987 | 94 | 77 | 14 | 3 |
4560 | They were on sale and my size. It was fait. | 1.2128 | 0.05212 | 94 | 78 | 12 | 4 |
4561 | It was the darndest thing. Five guys walked in, looked me over, and then one of 'em says, 'We have to do something about those shoes.' | 1.2128 | 0.05212 | 94 | 78 | 12 | 4 |
4562 | The red ones got "clip" the green ones go "clop" | 1.2128 | 0.04752 | 94 | 76 | 16 | 2 |
4563 | I'd rather skip the gender reveal party. | 1.2128 | 0.03665 | 94 | 77 | 16 | 1 |
4564 | Now this would be funny if I could see color. | 1.2128 | 0.04752 | 94 | 76 | 16 | 2 |
4565 | you need to find your other pair of blue suede shoes. | 1.2128 | 0.05212 | 94 | 78 | 12 | 4 |
4566 | A regular ride is $1 or tap dance ride for $5 | 1.2128 | 0.05212 | 94 | 78 | 12 | 4 |
4567 | Welcome to Biden's America. | 1.2128 | 0.04987 | 94 | 77 | 14 | 3 |
4568 | Well, I'M upset that you never mentioned memory gel insoles before. | 1.2128 | 0.04752 | 94 | 76 | 16 | 2 |
4569 | No. It’ red right return. | 1.2128 | 0.05212 | 94 | 78 | 12 | 4 |
4570 | Don't look a gift horse in the feet | 1.2128 | 0.04505 | 94 | 75 | 18 | 1 |
4571 | My stylist has been quarantining with me. | 1.2128 | 0.04987 | 94 | 77 | 14 | 3 |
4572 | I just can't decide | 1.2128 | 0.04505 | 94 | 75 | 18 | 1 |
4573 | Um yeah, comfort is not really a guiding principle on the prairie. | 1.2128 | 0.05212 | 94 | 78 | 12 | 4 |
4574 | Quarantine has given me a chance to rein in on who I really am. | 1.2128 | 0.04505 | 94 | 75 | 18 | 1 |
4575 | I'm running away to join the circus. | 1.2128 | 0.04752 | 94 | 76 | 16 | 2 |
4576 | Which color looks better on me, the green or the pink? | 1.2128 | 0.04752 | 94 | 76 | 16 | 2 |
4577 | They’re Mare-agamo | 1.2128 | 0.04987 | 94 | 77 | 14 | 3 |
4578 | It's called fashion honey, look it up | 1.2128 | 0.04987 | 94 | 77 | 14 | 3 |
4579 | What? They’re called FeetBits. They track my steps. | 1.2128 | 0.05427 | 94 | 79 | 10 | 5 |
4580 | They said I was a "shoe-in" to win the Triple Crown. | 1.2118 | 0.04762 | 85 | 68 | 16 | 1 |
4581 | I'm lead horse in the Pride Parade! | 1.2118 | 0.04458 | 85 | 67 | 18 | 0 |
4582 | This will be my first rodeo. | 1.2118 | 0.05575 | 85 | 71 | 10 | 4 |
4583 | A horse divided can stand | 1.2118 | 0.04762 | 85 | 68 | 16 | 1 |
4584 | This is what happens if you say 'There's no place like home' four times. | 1.2118 | 0.05575 | 85 | 71 | 10 | 4 |
4585 | How far is it to Brokeback Mountain?" | 1.2118 | 0.05317 | 85 | 70 | 12 | 3 |
4586 | I am not a looter and I am insulted at the accusation. | 1.2118 | 0.05317 | 85 | 70 | 12 | 3 |
4587 | And I thought your hat looked stupid | 1.2118 | 0.05317 | 85 | 70 | 12 | 3 |
4588 | You are a shoe in for the spring collection. | 1.2118 | 0.04298 | 85 | 71 | 12 | 2 |
4589 | Remember when you told me you were all-hat and no cowboy? Well,I'm not the mare you thought I was. | 1.2118 | 0.05047 | 85 | 69 | 14 | 2 |
4590 | Yes, I know. You always show me up when we tap dance. | 1.2118 | 0.05575 | 85 | 71 | 10 | 4 |
4591 | No, you don’t have a choice. It’s me or no one. | 1.2118 | 0.05317 | 85 | 70 | 12 | 3 |
4592 | Just my luck | 1.2118 | 0.05317 | 85 | 70 | 12 | 3 |
4593 | Two for one. I just couldn't say neigh!" | 1.2118 | 0.05317 | 85 | 70 | 12 | 3 |
4594 | Since you had me gelded, my accessories have to be gender-neutral. | 1.2118 | 0.05317 | 85 | 70 | 12 | 3 |
4595 | Well that's a horseshoe of a different color | 1.2118 | 0.05575 | 85 | 71 | 10 | 4 |
4596 | No, I said 'Gershwin' this week. Copland is next week. | 1.2118 | 0.05317 | 85 | 70 | 12 | 3 |
4597 | The new blacksmith is from Italy. | 1.2118 | 0.04762 | 85 | 68 | 16 | 1 |
4598 | Just wear your matching bandana. | 1.2118 | 0.05820 | 85 | 72 | 8 | 5 |
4599 | Dude, really? | 1.2118 | 0.05317 | 85 | 70 | 12 | 3 |
4600 | What? At least they're not flip-flops | 1.2118 | 0.05317 | 85 | 70 | 12 | 3 |
4601 | Zappos transforms the West. | 1.2118 | 0.05575 | 85 | 71 | 10 | 4 |
4602 | Definitely the pink ones. | 1.2118 | 0.05047 | 85 | 69 | 14 | 2 |
4603 | Can you please just make up your mind? | 1.2118 | 0.05317 | 85 | 70 | 12 | 3 |
4604 | You know darn well what's under the hat! | 1.2118 | 0.05317 | 85 | 70 | 12 | 3 |
4605 | I got Dolced AND Gabbanaed | 1.2118 | 0.04458 | 85 | 67 | 18 | 0 |
4606 | You like my new horse Choos? | 1.2118 | 0.05575 | 85 | 71 | 10 | 4 |
4607 | And what do you think that stupid hat says about you, little Pete? | 1.2118 | 0.04458 | 85 | 67 | 18 | 0 |
4608 | Makes it easier to follow the dance instructor's directions. | 1.2118 | 0.04762 | 85 | 68 | 16 | 1 |
4609 | It isn't a formal party, you didn't have to get dressed up! | 1.2118 | 0.05317 | 85 | 70 | 12 | 3 |
4610 | Love the colors but are flats really you? | 1.2118 | 0.04762 | 85 | 68 | 16 | 1 |
4611 | OK I’m saddled up so where do you want to go? A click of my red heels will get you to Kansas, a click of my blue suedes gets you to Memphis. | 1.2118 | 0.05820 | 85 | 72 | 8 | 5 |
4612 | I hated the way my hoofs looked. | 1.2118 | 0.04612 | 85 | 70 | 13 | 2 |
4613 | I just don't think they work with the rest of the outfit. | 1.2118 | 0.04762 | 85 | 68 | 16 | 1 |
4614 | I asked for a feedbag, not feedback | 1.2118 | 0.05047 | 85 | 69 | 14 | 2 |
4615 | Okay, but why couldn’t you have opted for the velcro? | 1.2118 | 0.05575 | 85 | 71 | 10 | 4 |
4616 | Alright you win. We go to town | 1.2118 | 0.05317 | 85 | 70 | 12 | 3 |
4617 | Unironically wearing that hat leaves you in no position to judge my fashion sense. | 1.2118 | 0.04762 | 85 | 68 | 16 | 1 |
4618 | That hat needs a plume! | 1.2118 | 0.05317 | 85 | 70 | 12 | 3 |
4619 | All hat, no cattle? | 1.2118 | 0.05047 | 85 | 69 | 14 | 2 |
4620 | Barneys was closing. | 1.2118 | 0.05047 | 85 | 69 | 14 | 2 |
4621 | I thought I told you to stay out of my closet. | 1.2118 | 0.04458 | 85 | 67 | 18 | 0 |
4622 | Hey Billy, is that a new hat you got there? | 1.2118 | 0.04762 | 85 | 68 | 16 | 1 |
4623 | When did YOU go to the mall?" - Ben Rosenblum, Brooklyn, N | 1.2118 | 0.05317 | 85 | 70 | 12 | 3 |
4624 | Do you think they make me look fat? | 1.2118 | 0.05047 | 85 | 69 | 14 | 2 |
4625 | Nice mani-pedi | 1.2118 | 0.06056 | 85 | 73 | 6 | 6 |
4626 | I thought it would help with social distancing. | 1.2118 | 0.05820 | 85 | 72 | 8 | 5 |
4627 | They're a little tight. This European sizing always messes me up. | 1.2118 | 0.04762 | 85 | 68 | 16 | 1 |
4628 | Don"t nag me! | 1.2118 | 0.04762 | 85 | 68 | 16 | 1 |
4629 | Don't worry about it,bud! They're pretty close,and this is actually one of those rare situations where close does count. | 1.2118 | 0.05317 | 85 | 70 | 12 | 3 |
4630 | I'm equine-fluid. | 1.2118 | 0.05575 | 85 | 71 | 10 | 4 |
4631 | Where is your matching purse? | 1.2118 | 0.04762 | 85 | 68 | 16 | 1 |
4632 | They look better on me. | 1.2118 | 0.04762 | 85 | 68 | 16 | 1 |
4633 | I’m no expert, but shouldn’t they match? | 1.2118 | 0.05317 | 85 | 70 | 12 | 3 |
4634 | They dont have to match, they "go" | 1.2118 | 0.05317 | 85 | 70 | 12 | 3 |
4635 | Haven’t you ever heard...business in the front, party in the back? | 1.2118 | 0.05575 | 85 | 71 | 10 | 4 |
4636 | « Yes... they were only pair left..” | 1.2118 | 0.05184 | 85 | 72 | 9 | 4 |
4637 | Aesthetic over function | 1.2118 | 0.04762 | 85 | 70 | 13 | 2 |
4638 | Now Al...You know I can’t say neigh to a bogo sale | 1.2118 | 0.05317 | 85 | 70 | 12 | 3 |
4639 | It was BOGO, and I think they make me look taller! | 1.2118 | 0.05575 | 85 | 71 | 10 | 4 |
4640 | ‘We won’t make it into the tunnel, if you wear that hat’. | 1.2118 | 0.05575 | 85 | 71 | 10 | 4 |
4641 | It’s Dave’s bachelor party and you expect me to NOT dress up?! | 1.2118 | 0.04458 | 85 | 67 | 18 | 0 |
4642 | They're not too hot for trotting, right? | 1.2118 | 0.05317 | 85 | 70 | 12 | 3 |
4643 | That’s not what I meant when I said you should kick with style | 1.2118 | 0.05047 | 85 | 69 | 14 | 2 |
4644 | It’s Jimmy HorseChoo... | 1.2118 | 0.05575 | 85 | 71 | 10 | 4 |
4645 | No, no. I’m the influencer and you’re the follower. | 1.2118 | 0.05047 | 85 | 69 | 14 | 2 |
4646 | she's having twins | 1.2118 | 0.05575 | 85 | 71 | 10 | 4 |
4647 | They thought I said ‘whore shoes.’” Crude and unusable? Certainly. But finally a chance for me to get this out of my head after hearing it my whole life | 1.2118 | 0.04906 | 85 | 71 | 11 | 3 |
4648 | I m cowboy and what about you? . | 1.2118 | 0.04906 | 85 | 71 | 11 | 3 |
4649 | zappos again? | 1.2118 | 0.05047 | 85 | 69 | 14 | 2 |
4650 | all right, no more horsing around | 1.2118 | 0.05317 | 85 | 70 | 12 | 3 |
4651 | Its the best I could do on such short notice | 1.2118 | 0.05317 | 85 | 70 | 12 | 3 |
4652 | I couldn’t decide between the loafers and the mules. | 1.2118 | 0.05575 | 85 | 71 | 10 | 4 |
4653 | I said "farrier" not "fancier" | 1.2105 | 0.04940 | 95 | 78 | 14 | 3 |
4654 | These are my new giddy-up Jimmy Chooves. | 1.2099 | 0.05476 | 81 | 67 | 11 | 3 |
4655 | That's not what I meant by horseshoes. | 1.2099 | 0.05187 | 81 | 66 | 13 | 2 |
4656 | 'Your hat doesn't match my shoes' | 1.2093 | 0.05515 | 86 | 72 | 10 | 4 |
4657 | So have you decided? Are you a stallion or a mare"? | 1.2093 | 0.04994 | 86 | 70 | 14 | 2 |
4658 | There's no place like home on the range. | 1.2093 | 0.05515 | 86 | 72 | 10 | 4 |
4659 | Gosh, should I dress up for the baby reveal rodeo, too? | 1.2093 | 0.05261 | 86 | 71 | 12 | 3 |
4660 | Eighty bucks at the blacksmith. BLACK smith, goll dang it! | 1.2093 | 0.05515 | 86 | 72 | 10 | 4 |
4661 | I see you have been hanging around your unicorn friend again. | 1.2093 | 0.05515 | 86 | 72 | 10 | 4 |
4662 | You ‘ll have to wait for the State Fair - gender reveal booth. | 1.2093 | 0.05515 | 86 | 72 | 10 | 4 |
4663 | I don't think you should be worrying about gender stereotyping. You are a horse! | 1.2093 | 0.04994 | 86 | 70 | 14 | 2 |
4664 | So you meant red on the left and blue on the right? | 1.2093 | 0.04994 | 86 | 70 | 14 | 2 |
4665 | Actually, it's "red, right, returning". | 1.2093 | 0.05758 | 86 | 73 | 8 | 5 |
4666 | They’re ballerina fla-“ “I know what they are. | 1.2093 | 0.04994 | 86 | 70 | 14 | 2 |
4667 | Always a bridesmaid, never a bridle. | 1.2093 | 0.04994 | 86 | 70 | 14 | 2 |
4668 | Inspired by the painted canyons and my inner hoofer. | 1.2093 | 0.05261 | 86 | 71 | 12 | 3 |
4669 | I said SLEEPING under the stars. | 1.2093 | 0.04994 | 86 | 70 | 14 | 2 |
4670 | I think I'd go with the blue ones. | 1.2093 | 0.05261 | 86 | 71 | 12 | 3 |
4671 | Well, the gender reveal party is off. But Dusty says you can keep the shoes, as long as they don't spook the cattle | 1.2093 | 0.05261 | 86 | 71 | 12 | 3 |
4672 | OK ...... now that you've walked a mile in their shoes ....? | 1.2093 | 0.05515 | 86 | 72 | 10 | 4 |
4673 | So, was there a sale? | 1.2093 | 0.02406 | 86 | 73 | 12 | 1 |
4674 | I've been to Coachella as a horse with no name brands, it didn't feel good. | 1.2093 | 0.04994 | 86 | 70 | 14 | 2 |
4675 | Gender reveal? | 1.2093 | 0.04855 | 86 | 72 | 11 | 3 |
4676 | Horse: In the spirit of equality, it’s time for me to ride you! | 1.2093 | 0.05515 | 86 | 72 | 10 | 4 |
4677 | Is Gucci really branching out to western wear? | 1.2093 | 0.05515 | 86 | 72 | 10 | 4 |
4678 | I'm wearing it to protest the Brokeback Mountain horseshit. | 1.2093 | 0.05261 | 86 | 71 | 12 | 3 |
4679 | I see you're living up to your name, Bogo. | 1.2093 | 0.05758 | 86 | 73 | 8 | 5 |
4680 | I don't like wearing heels, but it a real mare-magnet | 1.2093 | 0.05515 | 86 | 72 | 10 | 4 |
4681 | I could go either way -- or both. | 1.2093 | 0.04712 | 86 | 69 | 16 | 1 |
4682 | Stop caking me that, a donkey could never pull this look off | 1.2093 | 0.05515 | 86 | 72 | 10 | 4 |
4683 | Not everything needs to be a protest. Google horseshoe, Tex. | 1.2093 | 0.05261 | 86 | 71 | 12 | 3 |
4684 | I don't think we can get anywhere if we socially distance! | 1.2093 | 0.05261 | 86 | 71 | 12 | 3 |
4685 | You got shoes, I got shoes. How does the rest of it go? | 1.2093 | 0.04994 | 86 | 70 | 14 | 2 |
4686 | I'm just trying to spice things up a little for us. | 1.2093 | 0.04994 | 86 | 70 | 14 | 2 |
4687 | That’s some mighty fine fashion sense you got going there, pardner. | 1.2093 | 0.05515 | 86 | 72 | 10 | 4 |
4688 | But are they sensible galloping shoes? | 1.2093 | 0.05261 | 86 | 71 | 12 | 3 |
4689 | I tried my best, buddy. All of the horseshoers are booked up for months. | 1.2093 | 0.04712 | 86 | 69 | 16 | 1 |
4690 | You never understood figures of speech, Rhino. I never meant literally 'be on my shoes'. | 1.2093 | 0.04994 | 86 | 70 | 14 | 2 |
4691 | Nellie, we aren't riding in public until I find you a saddle that matches. | 1.2093 | 0.04712 | 86 | 69 | 16 | 1 |
4692 | I just can't resist a good BOGO. | 1.2093 | 0.04994 | 86 | 70 | 14 | 2 |
4693 | I'll give you five minutes to remove these before you get kicked in the butt with a pair of red slippers. | 1.2093 | 0.05515 | 86 | 72 | 10 | 4 |
4694 | I figured it was time for some shoes of a different color. | 1.2093 | 0.05515 | 86 | 72 | 10 | 4 |
4695 | Bella, I always thought you were cisgender. I didn't know you are pansexual. | 1.2093 | 0.05261 | 86 | 71 | 12 | 3 |
4696 | I complained when my wife bought one pair of Louis Vuitton shoes. You think you are going to impress that stallion with two pairs? | 1.2093 | 0.04855 | 86 | 74 | 8 | 4 |
4697 | C’mon get on! I’ve always wanted to try this kind. | 1.2093 | 0.04412 | 86 | 68 | 18 | 0 |
4698 | And it's OK for y'all to wear those stupid hats to the Kentucky Derby. | 1.2093 | 0.05261 | 86 | 71 | 12 | 3 |
4699 | Styles were limited. Everyone is playing horseshoes during the pandemic. | 1.2093 | 0.04994 | 86 | 70 | 14 | 2 |
4700 | Are you trying too tell me the you're gender neutral? | 1.2093 | 0.05515 | 86 | 72 | 10 | 4 |
4701 | Port and starboard requires you to put the same color on one side or the other, not front and back | 1.2093 | 0.04994 | 86 | 70 | 14 | 2 |
4702 | Nice hat. They would go great with my shoes. | 1.2093 | 0.04994 | 86 | 70 | 14 | 2 |
4703 | What? They're my lucky shoes. | 1.2093 | 0.05261 | 86 | 71 | 12 | 3 |
4704 | Your blacksmith is color blind. | 1.2093 | 0.04994 | 86 | 70 | 14 | 2 |
4705 | Looks like you visited the fairyer. | 1.2093 | 0.04994 | 86 | 70 | 14 | 2 |
4706 | So tell me, Hoss, are you confused about your gender, your politics, or both?? | 1.2093 | 0.05261 | 86 | 71 | 12 | 3 |
4707 | These are a big improvement over pumps. | 1.2093 | 0.04994 | 86 | 70 | 14 | 2 |
4708 | Nice try ......Seabiscuit.....you still need to wear a Mask | 1.2093 | 0.04565 | 86 | 71 | 13 | 2 |
4709 | But I’m a trotter. | 1.2093 | 0.04994 | 86 | 70 | 14 | 2 |
4710 | I'm going to my tap session with or without you. | 1.2093 | 0.04712 | 86 | 69 | 16 | 1 |
4711 | Maybe this will work since the Clorox didn’t | 1.2093 | 0.04255 | 86 | 70 | 15 | 1 |
4712 | No. Left is blue. Red is right! | 1.2093 | 0.04255 | 86 | 70 | 15 | 1 |
4713 | I got these at Prada Marfa | 1.2093 | 0.05515 | 86 | 72 | 10 | 4 |
4714 | I said go to the barn. Not the Shoe Barn! | 1.2093 | 0.04994 | 86 | 70 | 14 | 2 |
4715 | That hat makes you look ridiculous | 1.2093 | 0.05261 | 86 | 71 | 12 | 3 |
4716 | I had no choice, the Farriers was replaced by a Reebok store. | 1.2093 | 0.04565 | 86 | 71 | 13 | 2 |
4717 | I know I hate it when I get to work and realize I did not put on matching shoes, | 1.2093 | 0.05261 | 86 | 71 | 12 | 3 |
4718 | They sent horse slippers instead of house slippers. | 1.2093 | 0.05758 | 86 | 73 | 8 | 5 |
4719 | What do you think? I kept throwing the other ones. | 1.2093 | 0.04994 | 86 | 70 | 14 | 2 |
4720 | You can never pass up a BOGO... | 1.2093 | 0.05515 | 86 | 72 | 10 | 4 |
4721 | Well, I don't criticize your choice in hats ... | 1.2093 | 0.04994 | 86 | 70 | 14 | 2 |
4722 | I've decided to become a clotheshorse. | 1.2093 | 0.04994 | 86 | 70 | 14 | 2 |
4723 | Well I already took off the heals so there’s really not much more I can do | 1.2093 | 0.05515 | 86 | 72 | 10 | 4 |
4724 | What?! You said it’s over between you and Jane | 1.2093 | 0.05758 | 86 | 73 | 8 | 5 |
4725 | Well, I think they look better than the ones you're always putting on me. | 1.2093 | 0.04712 | 86 | 69 | 16 | 1 |
4726 | You like my mules? | 1.2093 | 0.05261 | 86 | 71 | 12 | 3 |
4727 | I’m booked for two gender reveal parties today | 1.2093 | 0.04712 | 86 | 69 | 16 | 1 |
4728 | O wad some Pow'r the giftie gie us To see oursels as ithers see us! | 1.2093 | 0.04994 | 86 | 70 | 14 | 2 |
4729 | I figure I have double the chances of ending up literally anywhere but here when I click my heels. | 1.2093 | 0.05515 | 86 | 72 | 10 | 4 |
4730 | Secretariat, what happened to you? | 1.2093 | 0.05515 | 86 | 72 | 10 | 4 |
4731 | I’m underdressed. | 1.2093 | 0.04994 | 86 | 70 | 14 | 2 |
4732 | I’m NOT horsing around. | 1.2093 | 0.04712 | 86 | 69 | 16 | 1 |
4733 | hey Siri, play old town road by lil nas x | 1.2093 | 0.04712 | 86 | 69 | 16 | 1 |
4734 | What the heel are you wearing? | 1.2093 | 0.05261 | 86 | 71 | 12 | 3 |
4735 | The farrier better not charge extra for this... | 1.2093 | 0.04712 | 86 | 69 | 16 | 1 |
4736 | With that saddle, green. | 1.2093 | 0.04994 | 86 | 70 | 14 | 2 |
4737 | I don’t know, I didn’t want the donkey or elephant to feel bad | 1.2093 | 0.03920 | 86 | 76 | 6 | 4 |
4738 | you made me race over so i grabbed the first pairs of shoes i could find | 1.2093 | 0.04712 | 86 | 69 | 16 | 1 |
4739 | That wasn’t what i meant by horse shoes,,, | 1.2093 | 0.05515 | 86 | 72 | 10 | 4 |
4740 | Quarantine has really helped me find my true colors | 1.2093 | 0.04994 | 86 | 70 | 14 | 2 |
4741 | Sorry, boss. Sometimes when you say 'racetrack,' I hear 'runway.' | 1.2090 | 0.05839 | 67 | 55 | 10 | 2 |
4742 | There was a sale at Nordstrom Rack. | 1.2083 | 0.05573 | 72 | 59 | 11 | 2 |
4743 | I don’t want a sugar cube or to Giddyap. However, may I have some coffee before we go? | 1.2073 | 0.04157 | 82 | 69 | 11 | 2 |
4744 | They didn't have 2 pairs in my size? | 1.2073 | 0.04827 | 82 | 66 | 15 | 1 |
4745 | They're vegan leather. | 1.2073 | 0.05129 | 82 | 67 | 13 | 2 |
4746 | Where are we going dancing Buck | 1.2073 | 0.04827 | 82 | 66 | 15 | 1 |
4747 | I don't care what the blacksmith said, I'ts just not you. | 1.2073 | 0.04827 | 82 | 66 | 15 | 1 |
4748 | My best shoes don’t do gallop well, horse.... | 1.2073 | 0.04827 | 82 | 66 | 15 | 1 |
4749 | You got in my closet.....again?!! | 1.2073 | 0.04827 | 82 | 66 | 15 | 1 |
4750 | Damn that incompetent blacksmith...he was suppossed to dye your saddle and your mane to match the shoes! | 1.2073 | 0.05415 | 82 | 68 | 11 | 3 |
4751 | You can’t go out like this: your shoes don’t match. | 1.2073 | 0.04504 | 82 | 65 | 17 | 0 |
4752 | The farrier is working from home. | 1.2073 | 0.05129 | 82 | 67 | 13 | 2 |
4753 | Why can't you just say "Bi-Ho, Silver!" | 1.2073 | 0.04668 | 82 | 68 | 12 | 2 |
4754 | I know,but nobody on Etsy really makes horseshoes. | 1.2073 | 0.05686 | 82 | 69 | 9 | 4 |
4755 | Let me guess. Christmas in July? Rebeccalynnhawkins@gmail.com Paradise Valley Az | 1.2073 | 0.05686 | 82 | 69 | 9 | 4 |
4756 | Miss your red shoes are for da gala | 1.2073 | 0.04827 | 82 | 66 | 15 | 1 |
4757 | The back ones got me here to Kansas and the front ones you need to stay off of. | 1.2073 | 0.05686 | 82 | 69 | 9 | 4 |
4758 | No! I'm not taking you out dancing. | 1.2073 | 0.05686 | 82 | 69 | 9 | 4 |
4759 | You said we’re going into town today. I’m ready. | 1.2073 | 0.05129 | 82 | 67 | 13 | 2 |
4760 | I know they don't match but they have been telling me forever close enough counts. | 1.2073 | 0.05686 | 82 | 69 | 9 | 4 |
4761 | They look cheap! | 1.2073 | 0.05415 | 82 | 68 | 11 | 3 |
4762 | I know loafers without socks can be a startling look. | 1.2073 | 0.05686 | 82 | 69 | 9 | 4 |
4763 | We don’t need flashing hooves to be in the posse! | 1.2073 | 0.05686 | 82 | 69 | 9 | 4 |
4764 | Trigger never wore these! | 1.2073 | 0.05129 | 82 | 67 | 13 | 2 |
4765 | The shoe company says they are better for your feet and they have different tread designs for different terrain. | 1.2073 | 0.05686 | 82 | 69 | 9 | 4 |
4766 | Fancy during COVID times | 1.2073 | 0.04827 | 82 | 66 | 15 | 1 |
4767 | I told that farrier you were NOT going to pay for this! | 1.2073 | 0.05686 | 82 | 69 | 9 | 4 |
4768 | I'm gonna take my horse to the Old Town Fashion Week... | 1.2073 | 0.05415 | 82 | 68 | 11 | 3 |
4769 | Yes, they will get dirty, but I need to go into town. | 1.2073 | 0.05129 | 82 | 67 | 13 | 2 |
4770 | Sorry you can’t ride me without a mask | 1.2073 | 0.05686 | 82 | 69 | 9 | 4 |
4771 | I'm skipping the cattle drive to go dancing | 1.2073 | 0.05415 | 82 | 68 | 11 | 3 |
4772 | So let me get this straight: you think these will make us Derby winners. | 1.2073 | 0.05415 | 82 | 68 | 11 | 3 |
4773 | Things are no longer in black and white, pardner. | 1.2073 | 0.05415 | 82 | 68 | 11 | 3 |
4774 | ‘And the hat.’ | 1.2073 | 0.05415 | 82 | 68 | 11 | 3 |
4775 | It’s prom night. | 1.2073 | 0.04827 | 82 | 66 | 15 | 1 |
4776 | With farriers still closed, those will have to do for now. | 1.2073 | 0.04827 | 82 | 66 | 15 | 1 |
4777 | I told Susie to take you to the livery stable for shoes not Liberty Shoes. | 1.2073 | 0.05129 | 82 | 67 | 13 | 2 |
4778 | Designer Horseshoe Warehouse, free shipping, why do you ask? | 1.2073 | 0.05415 | 82 | 68 | 11 | 3 |
4779 | If ya think i'm gonna wear a mask just to go to the blacksmith, yer nuts. | 1.2073 | 0.05129 | 82 | 67 | 13 | 2 |
4780 | I wear whatever I please. | 1.2073 | 0.05415 | 82 | 68 | 11 | 3 |
4781 | I've got to be true to myself. | 1.2073 | 0.05415 | 82 | 68 | 11 | 3 |
4782 | I'm glad you decided against the heels. | 1.2073 | 0.04827 | 82 | 66 | 15 | 1 |
4783 | Would you care to dance my dear? | 1.2073 | 0.05129 | 82 | 67 | 13 | 2 |
4784 | Who says the shoes have to match the coat? | 1.2073 | 0.05415 | 82 | 68 | 11 | 3 |
4785 | I don’t know what’s more ridiculous, Your shoes or my hat. | 1.2073 | 0.04157 | 82 | 69 | 11 | 2 |
4786 | The old gray mare's shoes ain't what they used to be. | 1.2073 | 0.05415 | 82 | 68 | 11 | 3 |
4787 | I have known for years but now thought it was time to come out | 1.2073 | 0.05129 | 82 | 67 | 13 | 2 |
4788 | Jogging works for me. | 1.2073 | 0.05129 | 82 | 67 | 13 | 2 |
4789 | No more clopitee-clop | 1.2073 | 0.05686 | 82 | 69 | 9 | 4 |
4790 | What? You're always singing 'Don't Fence Me In'! | 1.2073 | 0.04827 | 82 | 66 | 15 | 1 |
4791 | We can’t leave the corral without wearing our masks. | 1.2073 | 0.04827 | 82 | 66 | 15 | 1 |
4792 | Thank you! The high heels were murder on my hooves. | 1.2073 | 0.05129 | 82 | 67 | 13 | 2 |
4793 | They're my hoofs, Calvin. Get over it. | 1.2073 | 0.05415 | 82 | 68 | 11 | 3 |
4794 | Excuse me, I prefer 'They' now. | 1.2073 | 0.05415 | 82 | 68 | 11 | 3 |
4795 | What do you think? Too casual? | 1.2073 | 0.05129 | 82 | 67 | 13 | 2 |
4796 | Well, I'm feeling a little out of balance. Can we maybe try some wedgies on the rear? | 1.2073 | 0.04827 | 82 | 66 | 15 | 1 |
4797 | I got dressed in a hurry this morning. | 1.2073 | 0.04827 | 82 | 66 | 15 | 1 |
4798 | You decide. | 1.2073 | 0.04504 | 82 | 65 | 17 | 0 |
4799 | I know you’re in a protected class, but are you a mare or a stallion? | 1.2073 | 0.05129 | 82 | 69 | 10 | 3 |
4800 | They’re still good luck. They just look way better hanging over your door. | 1.2073 | 0.05129 | 82 | 67 | 13 | 2 |
4801 | You think its hard for you? Try walking in my shoes. | 1.2073 | 0.04827 | 82 | 66 | 15 | 1 |
4802 | By the time I got through the shoe sale they were all out of hats | 1.2073 | 0.05129 | 82 | 67 | 13 | 2 |
4803 | Which pair brings out the brown in my eyes? | 1.2073 | 0.05129 | 82 | 67 | 13 | 2 |
4804 | Laundry day? | 1.2073 | 0.04827 | 82 | 66 | 15 | 1 |
4805 | It was buy one pair, get one free. What would you have done? | 1.2073 | 0.05945 | 82 | 70 | 7 | 5 |
4806 | You think my hat is what’s going to gives away we’re from the city? | 1.2073 | 0.05129 | 82 | 67 | 13 | 2 |
4807 | We did it. Six feet! | 1.2073 | 0.05415 | 82 | 70 | 8 | 4 |
4808 | Dude! Last night was pretty wild. Let me explain! | 1.2073 | 0.05415 | 82 | 68 | 11 | 3 |
4809 | It’s not me, it’s you | 1.2073 | 0.04980 | 82 | 71 | 7 | 4 |
4810 | you told me I needed shoes, not whose shoes | 1.2073 | 0.05129 | 82 | 67 | 13 | 2 |
4811 | Which pair look better with this saddle? | 1.2069 | 0.04368 | 87 | 69 | 18 | 0 |
4812 | Couldn't resist. The second pair was half price. | 1.2069 | 0.05206 | 87 | 72 | 12 | 3 |
4813 | I'm feeling shod now. | 1.2069 | 0.04942 | 87 | 71 | 14 | 2 |
4814 | What, it’s laundry day. | 1.2069 | 0.05206 | 87 | 72 | 12 | 3 |
4815 | Now do you see how stupid you look? | 1.2048 | 0.05355 | 83 | 69 | 11 | 3 |
4816 | C'mon, girl. It's only til we get to the blacksmith's. | 1.2048 | 0.05355 | 83 | 69 | 11 | 3 |
4817 | I gallop both ways! | 1.2048 | 0.04775 | 83 | 67 | 15 | 1 |
4818 | I felt that it was time to make a subtle fashion statement. | 1.2048 | 0.05073 | 83 | 68 | 13 | 2 |
4819 | Do these shoes make me look dorky? | 1.2048 | 0.05878 | 83 | 71 | 7 | 5 |
4820 | This wasn't what I thought they had in mind, when they said you needed new shoes! | 1.2048 | 0.04457 | 83 | 66 | 17 | 0 |
4821 | Making me wear these violates my rights | 1.2048 | 0.05623 | 83 | 70 | 9 | 4 |
4822 | My pronouns are them, they, neigh. | 1.2048 | 0.05623 | 83 | 70 | 9 | 4 |
4823 | Unless you plan to run sideways I suggest you exchange left front green booty for right rear red. | 1.2048 | 0.05073 | 83 | 68 | 13 | 2 |
4824 | I have two pair at home just like them... | 1.2048 | 0.05073 | 83 | 68 | 13 | 2 |
4825 | I am a horse of different color shoes. | 1.2048 | 0.05073 | 83 | 68 | 13 | 2 |
4826 | Okay, so the deal is, now I try on your horse shoes, correct? | 1.2045 | 0.04617 | 88 | 71 | 16 | 1 |
4827 | Don't you know how to tell right from left? | 1.2045 | 0.05152 | 88 | 75 | 9 | 4 |
4828 | If I say they're horseshoes, they're horseshoes. | 1.2031 | 0.06370 | 64 | 54 | 7 | 3 |
4829 | Looks like you did pretty well at the Shoe Barn sale this year. | 1.2031 | 0.06370 | 64 | 54 | 7 | 3 |
4830 | You'll get used to them | 1.2025 | 0.05215 | 79 | 65 | 12 | 2 |
4831 | I was shod by a broad. | 1.2025 | 0.05518 | 79 | 66 | 10 | 3 |
4832 | The fellas in the stable are a little jealous. | 1.2025 | 0.04894 | 79 | 64 | 14 | 1 |
4833 | You're right. Red in front is the way to go. | 1.2025 | 0.05518 | 79 | 66 | 10 | 3 |
4834 | That’s the last time I buy shoes online. | 1.2025 | 0.05215 | 79 | 65 | 12 | 2 |
4835 | J. Crew remainder sale | 1.2025 | 0.05215 | 79 | 65 | 12 | 2 |
4836 | OK, I'm ready now. | 1.2025 | 0.05215 | 79 | 65 | 12 | 2 |
4837 | I'm sorry, I can only take you to either Oz or Neverland. | 1.2025 | 0.05518 | 79 | 66 | 10 | 3 |
4838 | I'm taking our role play in a different direction. | 1.2025 | 0.04550 | 79 | 63 | 16 | 0 |
4839 | You know those fancy sneakers won’t make you any faster until you lose 30 pounds....right? | 1.2025 | 0.05804 | 79 | 67 | 8 | 4 |
4840 | I identify as two women. | 1.2025 | 0.04894 | 79 | 64 | 14 | 1 |
4841 | No. I don't have to wear a mask. Horses don't get COVID. | 1.2025 | 0.05518 | 79 | 66 | 10 | 3 |
4842 | This is definitely not your lucky day | 1.2025 | 0.04725 | 79 | 66 | 11 | 2 |
4843 | Jingle or jangle? | 1.2025 | 0.04894 | 79 | 64 | 14 | 1 |
4844 | Babe, are you sure about those shoes? You look like a horse. But again, I don't understand fashion. | 1.2025 | 0.05215 | 79 | 65 | 12 | 2 |
4845 | Did you have to say 'all-smiths matter'? | 1.2025 | 0.04894 | 79 | 64 | 14 | 1 |
4846 | Sorry, but they was plumb out of saddle shoes. | 1.2025 | 0.05518 | 79 | 66 | 10 | 3 |
4847 | So, humanist cowboy, how’s this for horsing around? | 1.2025 | 0.04894 | 79 | 64 | 14 | 1 |
4848 | OK, I can walk, trot, canter, pace, and gallop; so what is jogging? | 1.2025 | 0.05215 | 79 | 65 | 12 | 2 |
4849 | That’s the last time I pick a Farrier from Rodeo drive ! | 1.2025 | 0.04894 | 79 | 64 | 14 | 1 |
4850 | Nike did not have my size, so I went with these Rockports. What do you think? | 1.2025 | 0.04894 | 79 | 64 | 14 | 1 |
4851 | Sorry to tell you, the audition didn't go so well. | 1.2025 | 0.03980 | 79 | 64 | 15 | 0 |
4852 | I'd have never guessed your last owner was an urban cowboy. | 1.2025 | 0.05518 | 79 | 66 | 10 | 3 |
4853 | You didn't ask permission to borrow my shoes. | 1.2025 | 0.05215 | 79 | 65 | 12 | 2 |
4854 | I decided to come out of the closet--I'm a clothes horse! | 1.2025 | 0.05804 | 79 | 67 | 8 | 4 |
4855 | '' You should have mentioned you wanted lace-ups." | 1.2025 | 0.05215 | 79 | 65 | 12 | 2 |
4856 | Hey there Gary. Have you seen my cardigan? | 1.2025 | 0.05804 | 79 | 67 | 8 | 4 |
4857 | Now, I feel more at home on the range... | 1.2025 | 0.05804 | 79 | 67 | 8 | 4 |
4858 | Are you trying to walk in my shoes as well as the wife's? | 1.2025 | 0.05804 | 79 | 67 | 8 | 4 |
4859 | Well, I know a Jackass when I see one! | 1.2025 | 0.04369 | 79 | 65 | 13 | 1 |
4860 | Do you have these in a 6B? | 1.2025 | 0.05518 | 79 | 66 | 10 | 3 |
4861 | So much for clippity-clop. | 1.2025 | 0.04894 | 79 | 64 | 14 | 1 |
4862 | Hear me out. Instead of you, like, totally changing, maybe we could just transition together in midstream. | 1.2025 | 0.05215 | 79 | 65 | 12 | 2 |
4863 | Why they are Hermes of course | 1.2025 | 0.04894 | 79 | 64 | 14 | 1 |
4864 | Something different about you today, Old Stud. | 1.2025 | 0.05518 | 79 | 66 | 10 | 3 |
4865 | It's Pat | 1.2025 | 0.05518 | 79 | 66 | 10 | 3 |
4866 | They were 50% off. | 1.2025 | 0.05518 | 79 | 66 | 10 | 3 |
4867 | I mean the sole did support the hoof better than metal.” | 1.2025 | 0.05215 | 79 | 65 | 12 | 2 |
4868 | Do you think people will get I'm being ironic? | 1.2025 | 0.05518 | 79 | 66 | 10 | 3 |
4869 | The ones you gave me had no sense of style. | 1.2025 | 0.05518 | 79 | 66 | 10 | 3 |
4870 | The moment that Tex realized that a horse's limited color vision was a fashion handicap | 1.2025 | 0.05518 | 79 | 66 | 10 | 3 |
4871 | You had to be kidding me with those hooves. | 1.2025 | 0.05518 | 79 | 66 | 10 | 3 |
4872 | Where does the cordovan come from Bob? Where? | 1.2025 | 0.05369 | 79 | 68 | 7 | 4 |
4873 | I thought it was dress rehearsal | 1.2025 | 0.06077 | 79 | 68 | 6 | 5 |
4874 | Wait until you see the bill for the orthotics. | 1.2025 | 0.05215 | 79 | 65 | 12 | 2 |
4875 | Yeah? Well, I'm not gonna take fashion advice from a human. | 1.2025 | 0.05215 | 79 | 65 | 12 | 2 |
4876 | The instructions online were wrong. The red are definitely for the front. | 1.2025 | 0.05215 | 79 | 65 | 12 | 2 |
4877 | I’m front-hoof drive with rear-hoof braking. | 1.2025 | 0.05215 | 79 | 65 | 12 | 2 |
4878 | You ARE that horse of another color! | 1.2025 | 0.05804 | 79 | 67 | 8 | 4 |
4879 | I like your shoes but your hat clashes with my saddle. | 1.2025 | 0.05804 | 79 | 67 | 8 | 4 |
4880 | Then you shouldn't have named me Ballerina | 1.2025 | 0.04894 | 79 | 64 | 14 | 1 |
4881 | Frankly, I think it would be better if you wore the pink ones in front. | 1.2025 | 0.04550 | 79 | 68 | 8 | 3 |
4882 | Well, at least you won’t need arch supports! | 1.2025 | 0.05518 | 79 | 66 | 10 | 3 |
4883 | It was dark when I put them on. | 1.2025 | 0.05518 | 79 | 66 | 10 | 3 |
4884 | You wanna ride? It's "them" or "they." | 1.2025 | 0.05369 | 79 | 68 | 7 | 4 |
4885 | It's not the kind of fashion statement I imagined. | 1.2025 | 0.05215 | 79 | 65 | 12 | 2 |
4886 | well, they're better than your scuffs | 1.2025 | 0.04894 | 79 | 64 | 14 | 1 |
4887 | well, well, well who will I be riding today ! | 1.2025 | 0.04179 | 79 | 64 | 15 | 0 |
4888 | And now, we dance. | 1.2025 | 0.05804 | 79 | 67 | 8 | 4 |
4889 | Technically, they ARE shoes. | 1.2025 | 0.05215 | 79 | 65 | 12 | 2 |
4890 | Just try to get on me.I dare you. I double dare you. | 1.2025 | 0.05518 | 79 | 66 | 10 | 3 |
4891 | The horseshoes you kept giving me were so last season | 1.2025 | 0.05518 | 79 | 66 | 10 | 3 |
4892 | ‘”I say, if the shoe fits, dag gummit, wear it.” | 1.2025 | 0.04894 | 79 | 66 | 11 | 2 |
4893 | They're designed to feel like you're not wearing shoes at all. | 1.2025 | 0.05215 | 79 | 65 | 12 | 2 |
4894 | Well, I guess I'll have to change your name from "Boots" to "Loafers." | 1.2025 | 0.05518 | 79 | 66 | 10 | 3 |
4895 | We can return the ones you don't like. | 1.2025 | 0.04550 | 79 | 63 | 16 | 0 |
4896 | Is that your head or a pickle in your hat? | 1.2025 | 0.05518 | 79 | 66 | 10 | 3 |
4897 | You know, I wouldn't change a thing. Keep both pair, honey." | 1.2025 | 0.06077 | 79 | 68 | 6 | 5 |
4898 | Whatever you do don’t click the red ones | 1.2025 | 0.06077 | 79 | 68 | 6 | 5 |
4899 | I reckon it's time to find a new blacksmith. | 1.2025 | 0.05215 | 79 | 65 | 12 | 2 |
4900 | I told you that new Farrier was color blind! | 1.2025 | 0.03770 | 79 | 66 | 12 | 1 |
4901 | C'mon now, Betsy! Just pick a pair, our reservation's at seven. | 1.2025 | 0.05518 | 79 | 66 | 10 | 3 |
4902 | Saddle up mister, we’re going to dance the night away | 1.2025 | 0.05518 | 79 | 66 | 10 | 3 |
4903 | Since when do slippers and suede not count? | 1.2025 | 0.06077 | 79 | 68 | 6 | 5 |
4904 | Good call to wear your flats. It's a long road to Cheyenne. | 1.2025 | 0.04894 | 79 | 64 | 14 | 1 |
4905 | I'm not making fun of your wingtips. | 1.2025 | 0.05518 | 79 | 66 | 10 | 3 |
4906 | C'mon,I don't have three thousand pairs of shoes,just two. | 1.2025 | 0.05518 | 79 | 66 | 10 | 3 |
4907 | Wow, now I understand why this is the Blahnik and Choo Dude Ranch. | 1.2025 | 0.04894 | 79 | 64 | 14 | 1 |
4908 | Have you tried reversing them? | 1.2025 | 0.05518 | 79 | 66 | 10 | 3 |
4909 | You’re a filly. They should all be pink. | 1.2025 | 0.04179 | 79 | 64 | 15 | 0 |
4910 | It sure makes my trails happy | 1.2025 | 0.05215 | 79 | 65 | 12 | 2 |
4911 | Don't step on my blue suede shoes! | 1.2025 | 0.05518 | 79 | 66 | 10 | 3 |
4912 | but I have a date to go dancing tonight | 1.2025 | 0.05804 | 79 | 67 | 8 | 4 |
4913 | These are great! I got them for my South Beach staycation. | 1.2025 | 0.05215 | 79 | 65 | 12 | 2 |
4914 | No,really,...I'm thrilled. But you realize that from now on,'galloping' will be out of the question. | 1.2025 | 0.05057 | 79 | 67 | 9 | 3 |
4915 | I told you they'd fit. You owe me 5 bucks. | 1.2025 | 0.03980 | 79 | 64 | 15 | 0 |
4916 | I warned you that stylish shoes would hurt your feet. | 1.2025 | 0.05215 | 79 | 65 | 12 | 2 |
4917 | You try getting shoes to match. | 1.2025 | 0.06077 | 79 | 68 | 6 | 5 |
4918 | I appreciate they came free with the hat, but I really shouldn’t be required to wear them. | 1.2025 | 0.04894 | 79 | 64 | 14 | 1 |
4919 | You are not serious. A rodeo gender reveal? | 1.2025 | 0.04894 | 79 | 64 | 14 | 1 |
4920 | I can never find European shoes in my size. | 1.2025 | 0.05215 | 79 | 65 | 12 | 2 |
4921 | So, your hind legs identify as a mare? | 1.2025 | 0.05215 | 79 | 65 | 12 | 2 |
4922 | These are from my hayday | 1.2025 | 0.05804 | 79 | 67 | 8 | 4 |
4923 | Okay the blue ones, yay or neigh? | 1.2025 | 0.05215 | 79 | 65 | 12 | 2 |
4924 | You better listen it from the horse's mouth. | 1.2025 | 0.05804 | 79 | 67 | 8 | 4 |
4925 | That’s what they’re trying to teach in schools, nowadays. | 1.2025 | 0.05215 | 79 | 65 | 12 | 2 |
4926 | Tonight, we tap dance. | 1.2025 | 0.04894 | 79 | 64 | 14 | 1 |
4927 | What kind of name is that for a horse? | 1.2025 | 0.04894 | 79 | 69 | 6 | 4 |
4928 | It was at this moment , farmer jack realized his fetish for heels has gone too far | 1.2025 | 0.05804 | 79 | 67 | 8 | 4 |
4929 | I was unsure which pair to buy. | 1.2025 | 0.05518 | 79 | 66 | 10 | 3 |
4930 | You’re wearing a STRANGE hat today. | 1.2025 | 0.05215 | 79 | 70 | 4 | 5 |
4931 | What, too loud? | 1.2025 | 0.04550 | 79 | 63 | 16 | 0 |
4932 | The terrier was all booked up. | 1.2025 | 0.03980 | 79 | 64 | 15 | 0 |
4933 | Shoot me, it's laundry day | 1.2025 | 0.05215 | 79 | 65 | 12 | 2 |
4934 | I don’t take fashion advice from a guy who wears chaps unironically | 1.2025 | 0.05518 | 79 | 66 | 10 | 3 |
4935 | You are lucky I still can fit into my prom shoes | 1.2025 | 0.05518 | 79 | 66 | 10 | 3 |
4936 | Better be a good story | 1.2025 | 0.04894 | 79 | 64 | 14 | 1 |
4937 | Got dressed in the dark again, huh? | 1.2025 | 0.05215 | 79 | 65 | 12 | 2 |
4938 | Gender Reveal Party, 1896. | 1.2025 | 0.05518 | 79 | 66 | 10 | 3 |
4939 | What? This isn’t a trot in the park Dave! | 1.2025 | 0.03312 | 79 | 65 | 14 | 0 |
4940 | I think it really compliments the saddle | 1.2025 | 0.04725 | 79 | 66 | 11 | 2 |
4941 | I would never let Kanye on for ride, his spurs dig too deep.... | 1.2025 | 0.05215 | 79 | 65 | 12 | 2 |
4942 | If you're wearing that hat again... | 1.2024 | 0.04724 | 84 | 68 | 15 | 1 |
4943 | I know it's lonely on the range, but . . . | 1.2024 | 0.04724 | 84 | 68 | 15 | 1 |
4944 | But this is my first rodeo! | 1.2024 | 0.05019 | 84 | 69 | 13 | 2 |
4945 | Are you coming out? | 1.2024 | 0.04724 | 84 | 68 | 15 | 1 |
4946 | Hey Jo, I thought we agreed, not the blue ones. These are mine. | 1.2024 | 0.05297 | 84 | 70 | 11 | 3 |
4947 | I told you, they need to color coordinate with the saddle! | 1.2024 | 0.05019 | 84 | 69 | 13 | 2 |
4948 | I think I know you from some where | 1.2024 | 0.05297 | 84 | 70 | 11 | 3 |
4949 | What? It’s summer! | 1.2024 | 0.05019 | 84 | 69 | 13 | 2 |
4950 | The farrier said these colors would really compliment my eyes. | 1.2024 | 0.05561 | 84 | 71 | 9 | 4 |
4951 | Don’t look at me like that, the hat and pants were two-for-one! | 1.2024 | 0.05019 | 84 | 69 | 13 | 2 |
4952 | It’s for my cattle call. | 1.2024 | 0.05019 | 84 | 69 | 13 | 2 |
4953 | I’d be grateful if you’d wear something that wouldn’t clash. | 1.2000 | 0.05454 | 80 | 67 | 10 | 3 |
4954 | They need breaking in. | 1.2000 | 0.04500 | 80 | 64 | 16 | 0 |
4955 | One pair are for the day, and the other are for riding off into the sunset. | 1.2000 | 0.05737 | 80 | 68 | 8 | 4 |
4956 | I thought we were working from home. | 1.2000 | 0.04839 | 80 | 65 | 14 | 1 |
4957 | The new blacksmith is a fashionista. | 1.2000 | 0.05454 | 80 | 67 | 10 | 3 |
4958 | Would it behoove you to find shoes that match? | 1.2000 | 0.04500 | 80 | 64 | 16 | 0 |
4959 | I thought we could try tap dancing. | 1.2000 | 0.05156 | 80 | 66 | 12 | 2 |
4960 | These are better for my bunions. | 1.2000 | 0.04500 | 80 | 64 | 16 | 0 |
4961 | Bitch I'm a talking horse. I can wear any goddamned shoes I want, you Garth Brooks Elmer Fudd love child piece of shit. | 1.2000 | 0.05737 | 80 | 68 | 8 | 4 |
4962 | Colors? OK, but wingtips are for Pegasus. | 1.2000 | 0.05156 | 80 | 66 | 12 | 2 |
4963 | Is this Mr. Jordan good at HORSE? | 1.2000 | 0.04965 | 85 | 70 | 13 | 2 |
4964 | Designer shoes, huh? What's next, getting your hair done? | 1.2000 | 0.05156 | 80 | 66 | 12 | 2 |
4965 | That's what you get when you order on Amazon. | 1.2000 | 0.05156 | 80 | 66 | 12 | 2 |
4966 | I don't care if like them, next time, we go to the blacksmith for your new shoes. | 1.2000 | 0.05454 | 80 | 67 | 10 | 3 |
4967 | My regular farrier is under Covid Quarantine. | 1.2000 | 0.05156 | 80 | 66 | 12 | 2 |
4968 | I forgot it was wacky sock day | 1.2000 | 0.04839 | 80 | 65 | 14 | 1 |
4969 | There's no place like home. There's no place like home. | 1.2000 | 0.05454 | 80 | 67 | 10 | 3 |
4970 | I agreed that if the shoe fits... | 1.2000 | 0.05156 | 80 | 66 | 12 | 2 |
4971 | I'd like to become an equine bon vivant. | 1.2000 | 0.05156 | 80 | 66 | 12 | 2 |
4972 | I had a matching two tone saddle, but sadly, we had to cut back somewhere. | 1.2000 | 0.05737 | 80 | 68 | 8 | 4 |
4973 | I thought you said business in front, party on the back. | 1.2000 | 0.05156 | 80 | 66 | 12 | 2 |
4974 | Sorry, girl, but when I ordered the designer horseshoes for you, the grab bag color option was much cheaper. | 1.2000 | 0.05737 | 80 | 68 | 8 | 4 |
4975 | Those shoes will stop traffic - | 1.2000 | 0.05156 | 80 | 66 | 12 | 2 |
4976 | Even without the glasses, it feels like you're right in front of me. | 1.2000 | 0.05737 | 80 | 68 | 8 | 4 |
4977 | You appear rather slipshod | 1.2000 | 0.04673 | 80 | 67 | 11 | 2 |
4978 | I told you to stay out of my saddlebags. | 1.2000 | 0.05737 | 80 | 68 | 8 | 4 |
4979 | Sorry, Cowboy, that hat will just not match my Ferragamo shoes! | 1.2000 | 0.05156 | 80 | 66 | 12 | 2 |
4980 | Yes, they're pretty, but they might slow you down. | 1.2000 | 0.04500 | 80 | 64 | 16 | 0 |
4981 | If you wear a mask, they'll call you the Lone Ranger. | 1.2000 | 0.05156 | 80 | 66 | 12 | 2 |
4982 | The cattle are rounded up now let's go dancing. | 1.2000 | 0.05156 | 80 | 66 | 12 | 2 |
4983 | I figure it doubles my chances of matching the purse! | 1.2000 | 0.05156 | 80 | 66 | 12 | 2 |
4984 | I like these better. They’re not so matchy matchy. | 1.2000 | 0.05500 | 85 | 72 | 9 | 4 |
4985 | You really do know how to horse around! | 1.2000 | 0.05454 | 80 | 67 | 10 | 3 |
4986 | I already am walking a mile in your shoes. | 1.2000 | 0.04839 | 80 | 65 | 14 | 1 |
4987 | What did you think horseshoes looked like? | 1.2000 | 0.05156 | 80 | 66 | 12 | 2 |
4988 | You call those horseshoes? | 1.2000 | 0.05454 | 80 | 67 | 10 | 3 |
4989 | I almost drove the ferrier nuts trying to decide. | 1.2000 | 0.05454 | 80 | 67 | 10 | 3 |
4990 | Now the only thing your missing is a wig. | 1.2000 | 0.05156 | 80 | 66 | 12 | 2 |
4991 | Who is wearing the shoes now? | 1.2000 | 0.05156 | 80 | 66 | 12 | 2 |
4992 | Mine are bigger. What’s with the hat? | 1.2000 | 0.04839 | 80 | 65 | 14 | 1 |
4993 | The blacksmith was on vacation. | 1.2000 | 0.05737 | 80 | 68 | 8 | 4 |
4994 | Small businesses really are closing. I see that the blacksmith shop must have closed as well....Such a shame. | 1.2000 | 0.04839 | 80 | 65 | 14 | 1 |
4995 | Well guys, I gotta say that the costume looks incredibly realistic! | 1.2000 | 0.05454 | 80 | 67 | 10 | 3 |
4996 | There was a mix and match sale at the horseshoe store. | 1.2000 | 0.05454 | 80 | 67 | 10 | 3 |
4997 | You expect those shoes will protect your gel-mani hooves? | 1.2000 | 0.05454 | 80 | 67 | 10 | 3 |
4998 | Cute... but try running now. | 1.2000 | 0.04839 | 80 | 65 | 14 | 1 |
4999 | Where do you think you're going with those shoes? | 1.2000 | 0.03731 | 80 | 67 | 12 | 1 |
5000 | I’m having a bad hoof day | 1.2000 | 0.05737 | 80 | 68 | 8 | 4 |
5001 | No, you're a great blacksmith, it's just my old shoes felt a bit... luckier. | 1.2000 | 0.05156 | 80 | 66 | 12 | 2 |
5002 | It's just a hat for Christ's sake! | 1.2000 | 0.05454 | 80 | 67 | 10 | 3 |
5003 | Who knew Jimmy Choo went into blacksmithing. | 1.2000 | 0.05454 | 80 | 67 | 10 | 3 |
5004 | Horseshoes. Makes sense. | 1.2000 | 0.04965 | 85 | 70 | 13 | 2 |
5005 | An Elephant, a Donkey and I walked into a bar... | 1.2000 | 0.04839 | 80 | 65 | 14 | 1 |
5006 | I couldn’t find a blacksmith so I bought some loafers | 1.2000 | 0.05156 | 80 | 66 | 12 | 2 |
5007 | AC/DC Slim. | 1.2000 | 0.04839 | 80 | 65 | 14 | 1 |
5008 | I just couldn’t decide and they’re just for around the stable. | 1.2000 | 0.05156 | 80 | 66 | 12 | 2 |
5009 | The ferrier had a sparkly dress and a crown and a magic wand. She invited me to the ball. | 1.2000 | 0.05737 | 80 | 68 | 8 | 4 |
5010 | Can’t pass up a twofer | 1.2000 | 0.04839 | 80 | 67 | 11 | 2 |
5011 | It was a quick-draw sale. | 1.2000 | 0.04839 | 80 | 65 | 14 | 1 |
5012 | I told you I really needed some new ones and I like them! | 1.2000 | 0.05156 | 80 | 66 | 12 | 2 |
5013 | Is this some sort of political statement? | 1.2000 | 0.04839 | 80 | 65 | 14 | 1 |
5014 | You think Jimmy Choo's would have been more thinning? | 1.2000 | 0.06006 | 80 | 69 | 6 | 5 |
5015 | Take your best shot Dusty... there is NO WAY you are coming out on top of this thing. | 1.2000 | 0.05737 | 80 | 68 | 8 | 4 |
5016 | Hey cowboy, hope your wife don’t mind that I borrowed her fancy shoes. The blacksmith is in quarantine for the next two weeks. | 1.2000 | 0.05454 | 80 | 67 | 10 | 3 |
5017 | Do these have arch support? | 1.2000 | 0.04839 | 80 | 65 | 14 | 1 |
5018 | Don't see it Trigger? mixed matched Capezios? | 1.2000 | 0.05454 | 80 | 67 | 10 | 3 |
5019 | I'm never sending you to The Farrier Boutique again! | 1.2000 | 0.05454 | 80 | 67 | 10 | 3 |
5020 | The farrier won’t leave his bubble. I did the best I could under the circumstances. | 1.2000 | 0.05454 | 80 | 67 | 10 | 3 |
5021 | You do shoe. | 1.2000 | 0.04500 | 80 | 64 | 16 | 0 |
5022 | I wish I knew how to quit you, Gluestick. | 1.2000 | 0.05239 | 85 | 71 | 11 | 3 |
5023 | Jellies on the front, Espadrilles on the back. | 1.2000 | 0.05156 | 80 | 66 | 12 | 2 |
5024 | Sorry, your old Texas Two-step just isn't enough for me any more! | 1.2000 | 0.05454 | 80 | 67 | 10 | 3 |
5025 | I was tired of no one seeing the old ones. | 1.2000 | 0.05156 | 80 | 66 | 12 | 2 |
5026 | I am on my way to the barn dance. | 1.2000 | 0.05156 | 80 | 66 | 12 | 2 |
5027 | These Magic Shoes I'm wearing give me the gift of human speech, so I want to remind you, partner, before you get any closer to me, you should put on your mask." | 1.2000 | 0.05156 | 80 | 66 | 12 | 2 |
5028 | The sapphire slippers will lead us there and the ruby slippers will bring us back home. | 1.2000 | 0.05239 | 85 | 71 | 11 | 3 |
5029 | The farrier's wife just bought a shoe store. | 1.2000 | 0.05156 | 80 | 66 | 12 | 2 |
5030 | I understand red and green--I don't need a license! | 1.2000 | 0.05454 | 80 | 67 | 10 | 3 |
5031 | You never listen. I told you they don't make Air Jordans in your size. | 1.2000 | 0.05239 | 85 | 71 | 11 | 3 |
5032 | I figured you could do 'em when you did the saddle. | 1.2000 | 0.04500 | 80 | 64 | 16 | 0 |
5033 | How do we match a saddlebag to those ? | 1.2000 | 0.05156 | 80 | 66 | 12 | 2 |
5034 | I thought you said HERshoes | 1.2000 | 0.05156 | 80 | 66 | 12 | 2 |
5035 | You look absolutely rediculous. The shoes don't match. | 1.2000 | 0.04839 | 80 | 65 | 14 | 1 |
5036 | The arch support is amazing! | 1.2000 | 0.05454 | 80 | 67 | 10 | 3 |
5037 | You try running with nine pounds of steel nailed to your feet. | 1.2000 | 0.04839 | 80 | 65 | 14 | 1 |
5038 | Sorry, they didn't have compression socks in your size. | 1.2000 | 0.04839 | 80 | 65 | 14 | 1 |
5039 | When you let the horse do his own online shopping ... | 1.2000 | 0.04839 | 80 | 65 | 14 | 1 |
5040 | And so the knight met his mare. | 1.2000 | 0.05454 | 80 | 67 | 10 | 3 |
5041 | You didn’t have to get dressed up for me. | 1.2000 | 0.04839 | 80 | 65 | 14 | 1 |
5042 | Sure, but I’ll warn you I have two left feet. | 1.2000 | 0.05454 | 80 | 67 | 10 | 3 |
5043 | I KNOW I have two left feet. At least you could say something encouraging for a change. | 1.2000 | 0.04839 | 80 | 65 | 14 | 1 |
5044 | They were a farrier deal | 1.2000 | 0.05156 | 80 | 66 | 12 | 2 |
5045 | don’t tell me —you forgot to bring the face masks again? | 1.2000 | 0.04839 | 80 | 65 | 14 | 1 |
5046 | Bidness up front, party in the back. | 1.2000 | 0.05156 | 80 | 66 | 12 | 2 |
5047 | That hat is so two thousand late, George. | 1.2000 | 0.04500 | 80 | 64 | 16 | 0 |
5048 | Why the saddle? | 1.2000 | 0.04839 | 80 | 65 | 14 | 1 |
5049 | They were four for the price of two | 1.2000 | 0.05737 | 80 | 68 | 8 | 4 |
5050 | So it’s twins, one boy and one girl... | 1.2000 | 0.05454 | 80 | 67 | 10 | 3 |
5051 | I thought I'd try something new. | 1.2000 | 0.04839 | 80 | 65 | 14 | 1 |
5052 | Give me my shoes back | 1.2000 | 0.05156 | 80 | 66 | 12 | 2 |
5053 | You’re one to talk about fashion? | 1.2000 | 0.04321 | 80 | 66 | 13 | 1 |
5054 | shoes are shoes!" Said the cowboy | 1.2000 | 0.04500 | 80 | 64 | 16 | 0 |
5055 | Sorry, that's all that was left. | 1.1977 | 0.04625 | 86 | 72 | 12 | 2 |
5056 | Did you let your daughter pick your outfit, too? | 1.1977 | 0.04320 | 86 | 69 | 17 | 0 |
5057 | I said, "saddle AND shoes". | 1.1975 | 0.05392 | 81 | 68 | 10 | 3 |
5058 | Ordered horse shoes from Amazon | 1.1975 | 0.05098 | 81 | 67 | 12 | 2 |
5059 | gender reveal prep | 1.1975 | 0.04785 | 81 | 66 | 14 | 1 |
5060 | There, doesn't that feel more comfortable than the metal ones? | 1.1975 | 0.05098 | 81 | 67 | 12 | 2 |
5061 | Get a couple laps in. We wanna make sure you really like them before we buy them. | 1.1975 | 0.05671 | 81 | 69 | 8 | 4 |
5062 | These are my lucky horse shoes. | 1.1975 | 0.05098 | 81 | 67 | 12 | 2 |
5063 | ...or maybe blue tap shoes on the left, red on the right?" | 1.1975 | 0.05392 | 81 | 68 | 10 | 3 |
5064 | I don't have a mask that matches my shoes. Where's yours?! | 1.1975 | 0.05392 | 81 | 68 | 10 | 3 |
5065 | I think I'm a size eight not six | 1.1975 | 0.05671 | 81 | 69 | 8 | 4 |
5066 | We’re not filming a spaghetti western today. | 1.1975 | 0.05392 | 81 | 68 | 10 | 3 |
5067 | I think the blue is your color | 1.1975 | 0.05098 | 81 | 67 | 12 | 2 |
5068 | Why didn't you buy them before I shod you? | 1.1975 | 0.04785 | 81 | 66 | 14 | 1 |
5069 | The blacksmith was having a special! | 1.1975 | 0.04785 | 81 | 66 | 14 | 1 |
5070 | Turns out I’m a size 10 and a half | 1.1975 | 0.04785 | 81 | 66 | 14 | 1 |
5071 | Yeezy season approaching, Tom | 1.1975 | 0.04451 | 81 | 67 | 13 | 1 |
5072 | My name is Mullet. | 1.1975 | 0.02434 | 81 | 70 | 10 | 1 |
5073 | I know, 'never is heard a discouraging word'- but those shoes don't really go together. | 1.1974 | 0.05305 | 76 | 63 | 11 | 2 |
5074 | It’s called fashion, Bob. Look it up!’ | 1.1974 | 0.05305 | 76 | 63 | 11 | 2 |
5075 | If you can wear that hat, I can wear these. | 1.1974 | 0.04596 | 76 | 61 | 15 | 0 |
5076 | If I'm gonna do the hokey pokey with you then I'm gonna do it in style! | 1.1974 | 0.04963 | 76 | 62 | 13 | 1 |
5077 | These feel weird. Did you get US or European sizes? | 1.1974 | 0.04963 | 76 | 62 | 13 | 1 |
5078 | The shoes you got me were too tight | 1.1974 | 0.05305 | 76 | 63 | 11 | 2 |
5079 | Christmas comes early on the range. | 1.1974 | 0.04401 | 76 | 66 | 8 | 2 |
5080 | Can you believe it? Jimmy Choo now makes horseshoes! | 1.1974 | 0.05626 | 76 | 64 | 9 | 3 |
5081 | Wilbur, I am now transgender | 1.1974 | 0.05626 | 76 | 64 | 9 | 3 |
5082 | What can I say? It was buy-two, get-two. | 1.1974 | 0.04596 | 76 | 61 | 15 | 0 |
5083 | Which restroom should I use...?? | 1.1974 | 0.05305 | 76 | 63 | 11 | 2 |
5084 | ...and from now on, please call me Mx. Ed. | 1.1974 | 0.05305 | 76 | 63 | 11 | 2 |
5085 | Trigger do this,Trigger do that! How's this for a trigger? | 1.1974 | 0.04963 | 76 | 62 | 13 | 1 |
5086 | I have another two pairs at home just like them. | 1.1974 | 0.05305 | 76 | 63 | 11 | 2 |
5087 | That's all they had in my size. | 1.1974 | 0.04963 | 76 | 62 | 13 | 1 |
5088 | You understand I had to go with pleather. | 1.1974 | 0.04963 | 76 | 62 | 13 | 1 |
5089 | I bucked off the two idiots but I kept their shoes. | 1.1974 | 0.05626 | 76 | 64 | 9 | 3 |
5090 | Well, that's not very kind. I think your hat is excessive, too, but I never said anything about it. | 1.1974 | 0.04963 | 76 | 62 | 13 | 1 |
5091 | Well then. What should we do with the rest of the stimulus, utilities or hay? | 1.1974 | 0.04963 | 76 | 62 | 13 | 1 |
5092 | I think I should be able to pick my own shoes....and these are more stylish and complement the saddle. | 1.1974 | 0.05305 | 76 | 63 | 11 | 2 |
5093 | I don't care about our public image, I refuse to be hoofed in a gender normative way. | 1.1974 | 0.05305 | 76 | 63 | 11 | 2 |
5094 | If I click my back shoes together, we can go to Kansas. | 1.1974 | 0.05305 | 76 | 63 | 11 | 2 |
5095 | We're going to power clash if you wear those. | 1.1974 | 0.05626 | 76 | 64 | 9 | 3 |
5096 | One pair picks up the blue in my eyes, the other the red in my gums. Which do you think is sexier? | 1.1974 | 0.04963 | 76 | 62 | 13 | 1 |
5097 | All hat and no horse | 1.1974 | 0.05929 | 76 | 65 | 7 | 4 |
5098 | No, the problem is not being trans, but simply indecisiveness. | 1.1974 | 0.05626 | 76 | 64 | 9 | 3 |
5099 | Hey, I don't criticize YOUR fashion choices, okay? | 1.1974 | 0.04963 | 76 | 62 | 13 | 1 |
5100 | What?! You’re the one who said I could pick out my own shoes! | 1.1974 | 0.04963 | 76 | 62 | 13 | 1 |
5101 | Yeah, but do they FIT? | 1.1974 | 0.04963 | 76 | 62 | 13 | 1 |
5102 | This doesn't bode well for you in town. | 1.1974 | 0.04963 | 76 | 62 | 13 | 1 |
5103 | It's the last time I order my leg boots from Victoria's Secret. | 1.1974 | 0.04197 | 76 | 65 | 9 | 2 |
5104 | You were supposed to take me to a blacksmith, not the Famous Footwear store. | 1.1974 | 0.05929 | 76 | 65 | 7 | 4 |
5105 | I thought we could use a little color. | 1.1974 | 0.04963 | 76 | 62 | 13 | 1 |
5106 | I found this fabulous little boutique blacksmith... | 1.1974 | 0.04596 | 76 | 61 | 15 | 0 |
5107 | That awkward moment when ‘the shoe is on the other foot’ is misinterpreted. | 1.1974 | 0.05305 | 76 | 63 | 11 | 2 |
5108 | You already know front and back, it’s left and right we need to get straight. | 1.1974 | 0.05626 | 76 | 64 | 9 | 3 |
5109 | What do you mean they look coloured in by a five-year-old? | 1.1974 | 0.05305 | 76 | 63 | 11 | 2 |
5110 | Times are tough. I’m shopping closeouts. | 1.1974 | 0.03756 | 76 | 64 | 11 | 1 |
5111 | I get that the prairie is a lonely place, but coming into town for a date is not my idea of fun. | 1.1974 | 0.05929 | 76 | 65 | 7 | 4 |
5112 | 'Fess up. Did you take my shoe-horn as well? | 1.1974 | 0.05626 | 76 | 64 | 9 | 3 |
5113 | I click together three times and hey presto we're in Kansas! | 1.1974 | 0.05626 | 76 | 64 | 9 | 3 |
5114 | You’re right: Blacksmiths Matter | 1.1974 | 0.05305 | 76 | 63 | 11 | 2 |
5115 | Barefoot running wasn’t working for me. | 1.1974 | 0.05626 | 76 | 64 | 9 | 3 |
5116 | Do you have anything in metal? | 1.1974 | 0.05305 | 76 | 63 | 11 | 2 |
5117 | Luckily, Zappos does returns and exchanges. | 1.1974 | 0.05305 | 76 | 63 | 11 | 2 |
5118 | Marc should be picking me up around five. Don't wait up. | 1.1974 | 0.04963 | 76 | 62 | 13 | 1 |
5119 | Every time you wear that hat you look at the two of us very differently. | 1.1974 | 0.05929 | 76 | 65 | 7 | 4 |
5120 | No, I won't! You're old enough to tie your own shoes. | 1.1974 | 0.05305 | 76 | 63 | 11 | 2 |
5121 | No, I believe they're called mules. | 1.1974 | 0.05626 | 76 | 64 | 9 | 3 |
5122 | Sorry Ed, you still can’t be in the color guard. | 1.1974 | 0.04963 | 76 | 62 | 13 | 1 |
5123 | Neither pair go with my saddle! | 1.1974 | 0.05626 | 76 | 64 | 9 | 3 |
5124 | Amazon is good, but they don't have custom-made and you can't always get your size in coordinated colors. | 1.1974 | 0.04963 | 76 | 62 | 13 | 1 |
5125 | Sorry Jerry...horses are color blind... | 1.1974 | 0.05305 | 76 | 63 | 11 | 2 |
5126 | I suppose you have another set of shoes just like those! | 1.1974 | 0.05305 | 76 | 63 | 11 | 2 |
5127 | Ran into one of them two fer one sales, did ya fella? | 1.1974 | 0.05626 | 76 | 64 | 9 | 3 |
5128 | Well, it looks like a half-gallon hat. | 1.1974 | 0.05305 | 76 | 63 | 11 | 2 |
5129 | My farrier insists he now be referred to as an "Equine Accessoriser". | 1.1974 | 0.05305 | 76 | 63 | 11 | 2 |
5130 | Well shod! And you can mix and match. | 1.1974 | 0.04596 | 76 | 61 | 15 | 0 |
5131 | As a matter of fact they ARE my dancing shoes. | 1.1974 | 0.05626 | 76 | 64 | 9 | 3 |
5132 | You're right, that's worse than this hat | 1.1974 | 0.04963 | 76 | 62 | 13 | 1 |
5133 | they're kind of too geldish , I think | 1.1974 | 0.05305 | 76 | 63 | 11 | 2 |
5134 | I'm sorry to say it, but your are so 2010 | 1.1974 | 0.04963 | 76 | 62 | 13 | 1 |
5135 | The blacksmith said horseshoes were now available in pink and blue for transgender steed. | 1.1974 | 0.05626 | 76 | 64 | 9 | 3 |
5136 | Are those saddle shoes? | 1.1974 | 0.05305 | 76 | 63 | 11 | 2 |
5137 | Reviewers said they prevent splints | 1.1974 | 0.05305 | 76 | 63 | 11 | 2 |
5138 | For the last time Daisy, it's gallop, spin, then curtsy..*sigh* let's take it from the top. | 1.1974 | 0.05305 | 76 | 63 | 11 | 2 |
5139 | Instead of oppressing you with one gender, I thought I'd try two. | 1.1974 | 0.05626 | 76 | 64 | 9 | 3 |
5140 | How dare you accuse me of sneaking away to the DSW Ranch. | 1.1974 | 0.05626 | 76 | 64 | 9 | 3 |
5141 | Dang it Marie Lou, I told you the dance is cancelled cuz of Covid.!!" "But Joe, we have a 'no-nonsense, no science' Republican governor!??" | 1.1974 | 0.05929 | 76 | 65 | 7 | 4 |
5142 | The salesperson said they were horse buckle. | 1.1974 | 0.05305 | 76 | 63 | 11 | 2 |
5143 | I thought it might give you a chuckle. | 1.1974 | 0.04963 | 76 | 62 | 13 | 1 |
5144 | I think the pink speaks more to my feminine side. | 1.1974 | 0.05305 | 76 | 63 | 11 | 2 |
5145 | I can't decide, what do you think? | 1.1974 | 0.04963 | 76 | 62 | 13 | 1 |
5146 | You're not in Kansas anymore. | 1.1974 | 0.04963 | 76 | 62 | 13 | 1 |
5147 | Does the blue make me look fat? | 1.1974 | 0.05305 | 76 | 63 | 11 | 2 |
5148 | I'm thinking, happy socks with different kinds of cowboy hats. | 1.1974 | 0.04963 | 76 | 62 | 13 | 1 |
5149 | I'm looking for the gender reveal party. | 1.1974 | 0.05626 | 76 | 64 | 9 | 3 |
5150 | I can't make up my mind | 1.1974 | 0.05305 | 76 | 63 | 11 | 2 |
5151 | I see your blacksmith fell off the wagon again. | 1.1974 | 0.04596 | 76 | 61 | 15 | 0 |
5152 | No, Rube, your hat is ostentatious. These are practical flats. | 1.1974 | 0.05305 | 76 | 63 | 11 | 2 |
5153 | I don't care if they are pretty and keep your hooves from burning, give them back. | 1.1974 | 0.05305 | 76 | 63 | 11 | 2 |
5154 | I’ve never said anything about your hat. All I ask is that you extend me the same courtesy. | 1.1974 | 0.04963 | 76 | 62 | 13 | 1 |
5155 | Do these shoes make me look like an ass? | 1.1974 | 0.04963 | 76 | 62 | 13 | 1 |
5156 | I know you think heels are sexier but it's too hard to canter. | 1.1974 | 0.05929 | 76 | 65 | 7 | 4 |
5157 | I’ll tell you, Ole Paint, our leader said that “ the need to corral in place and social distancing” would miraculously disappear ! | 1.1974 | 0.04963 | 76 | 62 | 13 | 1 |
5158 | Trigger, who did you party with last night? | 1.1974 | 0.05626 | 76 | 64 | 9 | 3 |
5159 | So what's your problem, Everard? I'm not allowed to be in style? | 1.1974 | 0.04401 | 76 | 63 | 12 | 1 |
5160 | 'So, the new farrier is a bit of a hipster.' | 1.1974 | 0.04963 | 76 | 62 | 13 | 1 |
5161 | Yes, but are they comfortable? | 1.1974 | 0.05305 | 76 | 63 | 11 | 2 |
5162 | It's called 'colorization.' Trust me, in 150 years people will be barely tolerable of it. | 1.1974 | 0.05305 | 76 | 63 | 11 | 2 |
5163 | I haven't decided yet which gender I am. | 1.1974 | 0.05305 | 76 | 63 | 11 | 2 |
5164 | The worst part was that the perpetrator mockingly chanted “one shoe, two shoe, red shoe, blue shoe” as he coerced my hooves into these things. | 1.1974 | 0.02662 | 76 | 67 | 7 | 2 |
5165 | You went shopping without me? | 1.1974 | 0.04963 | 76 | 62 | 13 | 1 |
5166 | I thought we could try out for Ru Paul's Nag Race | 1.1974 | 0.05626 | 76 | 64 | 9 | 3 |
5167 | Oh! Yeah, when I said I wanted to try Polo, I meant Ralph Lauren” | 1.1974 | 0.05305 | 76 | 63 | 11 | 2 |
5168 | Ah, the OLD color-blind blacksmith trick, eh? | 1.1974 | 0.04963 | 76 | 62 | 13 | 1 |
5169 | Not one step closer until the mask is on! | 1.1974 | 0.05626 | 76 | 64 | 9 | 3 |
5170 | I am King and I am Queen; I am self-sufficient." #MyNewYorkerCaptio | 1.1974 | 0.05929 | 76 | 65 | 7 | 4 |
5171 | Sorry, Cowboy Bob, I've always seen myself as an English dandy. | 1.1974 | 0.05305 | 76 | 63 | 11 | 2 |
5172 | Do you think the red ones make my hooves look fat? | 1.1974 | 0.05305 | 76 | 63 | 11 | 2 |
5173 | It's all the farrier had in my size. | 1.1974 | 0.05626 | 76 | 64 | 9 | 3 |
5174 | I BOUGHT THEM ON Amazonz. | 1.1974 | 0.04963 | 76 | 65 | 9 | 2 |
5175 | Get those blue shoes off you damned yankee. | 1.1974 | 0.05626 | 76 | 64 | 9 | 3 |
5176 | You can lead me to the shoe store, but you can't make me run. | 1.1974 | 0.05305 | 76 | 63 | 11 | 2 |
5177 | Rose and teal I love it! | 1.1974 | 0.05305 | 76 | 63 | 11 | 2 |
5178 | Honey!! You're never going to believe where I found your shoes! | 1.1974 | 0.04963 | 76 | 62 | 13 | 1 |
5179 | How come I keep hearing that song "Happy" in my head? | 1.1974 | 0.05626 | 76 | 64 | 9 | 3 |
5180 | I'm not horsing around, after all these months I couldn't find my outdoor shoes. | 1.1974 | 0.05305 | 76 | 63 | 11 | 2 |
5181 | I wanted 4 of a kind but I got a deal on 2 pairs. | 1.1974 | 0.04963 | 76 | 62 | 13 | 1 |
5182 | Nice try, but this election is serious! You can't sit on the fence. | 1.1974 | 0.05305 | 76 | 63 | 11 | 2 |
5183 | Shipping was free. | 1.1974 | 0.05305 | 76 | 63 | 11 | 2 |
5184 | I don't care what they say. You look good and comfortable, too. | 1.1974 | 0.04963 | 76 | 62 | 13 | 1 |
5185 | Why do you stay with this colorblind blacksmith? | 1.1974 | 0.05305 | 76 | 63 | 11 | 2 |
5186 | Yes I know, "click your heels together three times and say 'There's no place like home'. Don't wait up. | 1.1974 | 0.02662 | 76 | 66 | 9 | 1 |
5187 | Well, Buddy, it looks like you need to pick a horse and ride it. | 1.1974 | 0.05626 | 76 | 64 | 9 | 3 |
5188 | Ya got your fore and aft confused with your port and starboard. | 1.1974 | 0.05305 | 76 | 63 | 11 | 2 |
5189 | I'm not sure the saddle looks good with these. What do you think? | 1.1974 | 0.05626 | 76 | 64 | 9 | 3 |
5190 | I prefer the blue-kinda matches the sky | 1.1974 | 0.05626 | 76 | 64 | 9 | 3 |
5191 | With that hat you're walking! | 1.1974 | 0.05626 | 76 | 64 | 9 | 3 |
5192 | Are you trying out a new brand? | 1.1974 | 0.05626 | 76 | 64 | 9 | 3 |
5193 | Jimmy Choo's or Sketchers, your choice? | 1.1974 | 0.05626 | 76 | 64 | 9 | 3 |
5194 | Horseshoes will never catch on, Harold." | 1.1974 | 0.05626 | 76 | 64 | 9 | 3 |
5195 | Can you remind me which pronouns you use for yourself? | 1.1974 | 0.05305 | 76 | 63 | 11 | 2 |
5196 | Why bother to dress up during a pandemic, you ask? | 1.1974 | 0.05626 | 76 | 64 | 9 | 3 |
5197 | The red shoes are supposed to go on the port side and the green on starboard. | 1.1974 | 0.04963 | 76 | 62 | 13 | 1 |
5198 | I'm glad they are still letting horses have their barn dance this year. | 1.1974 | 0.04596 | 76 | 61 | 15 | 0 |
5199 | I aint gonna say nothin about it, Rosie, but I'm discouraged. | 1.1974 | 0.05626 | 76 | 64 | 9 | 3 |
5200 | The other blue pair is on backorder. | 1.1974 | 0.04963 | 76 | 62 | 13 | 1 |
5201 | This time, Petunia, you've taken this shoe fetish too far. I'm cancelling your subscription to Vogue. | 1.1974 | 0.05305 | 76 | 63 | 11 | 2 |
5202 | When you asked me for dance lessons I didn't say you should change your shoes. | 1.1974 | 0.05305 | 76 | 63 | 11 | 2 |
5203 | I find them useful when I'm roaming between California and Idaho. | 1.1974 | 0.05626 | 76 | 64 | 9 | 3 |
5204 | Your grandfather, Silver, would be very disappointed in you! | 1.1974 | 0.04963 | 76 | 62 | 13 | 1 |
5205 | I can never remember, am I supposed to get on on the right side or the left side? | 1.1974 | 0.05305 | 76 | 63 | 11 | 2 |
5206 | Oh my, does this mean my stallion has woke...? | 1.1974 | 0.05626 | 76 | 64 | 9 | 3 |
5207 | I agree, it's a revolutionary concept, they wont have to be nailed on. But if you don't want to be laughed out of the barn, I suggest you get ones that match. | 1.1974 | 0.05626 | 76 | 64 | 9 | 3 |
5208 | My farrier has a rainbow closet. | 1.1974 | 0.05305 | 76 | 63 | 11 | 2 |
5209 | ...and I'll be expecting something from horse shirt.com. | 1.1974 | 0.05305 | 76 | 63 | 11 | 2 |
5210 | I told you not to go shoe shopping without me. | 1.1974 | 0.04963 | 76 | 62 | 13 | 1 |
5211 | Yep, Cyclone, they match the saddle okay, but that ain't gonna get you into the dance hall. | 1.1974 | 0.05929 | 76 | 65 | 7 | 4 |
5212 | You can take a horse to water, but you can't make him vote. | 1.1974 | 0.05305 | 76 | 63 | 11 | 2 |
5213 | The smithy's trying out a new line. | 1.1974 | 0.04963 | 76 | 62 | 13 | 1 |
5214 | I'm a Democrat horse, and I'm not moving until you change all of my shoes to blue shoes. | 1.1974 | 0.05305 | 76 | 63 | 11 | 2 |
5215 | Yeah but I get 25 miles per hay bale with these bad boys. | 1.1974 | 0.05626 | 76 | 64 | 9 | 3 |
5216 | Don't make this political, I just can't make up my mind. | 1.1974 | 0.05626 | 76 | 64 | 9 | 3 |
5217 | What? I found them in your closet! | 1.1974 | 0.05626 | 76 | 64 | 9 | 3 |
5218 | Now I have to change my outfit. | 1.1974 | 0.05305 | 76 | 63 | 11 | 2 |
5219 | I always thought that 'if he shoe fits' was just an expression. | 1.1974 | 0.04783 | 76 | 64 | 10 | 2 |
5220 | They told me you were a city slicker. Guess they was right. | 1.1974 | 0.04963 | 76 | 62 | 13 | 1 |
5221 | Red state, blue state, don't vote for the horse's ass. | 1.1974 | 0.05626 | 76 | 64 | 9 | 3 |
5222 | That hat is way more ridiculous. What are you, a Conhead? | 1.1974 | 0.05929 | 76 | 65 | 7 | 4 |
5223 | I don't care what the blacksmith told you. | 1.1974 | 0.04963 | 76 | 62 | 13 | 1 |
5224 | I'm sorry I didn't use your Pony Express,but I did get free delivery. | 1.1974 | 0.05929 | 76 | 65 | 7 | 4 |
5225 | this sale only comes once a year. | 1.1974 | 0.05305 | 76 | 63 | 11 | 2 |
5226 | they only sell them in pairs. | 1.1974 | 0.04963 | 76 | 62 | 13 | 1 |
5227 | - "If he tries anything, I'll kick him till he's pink and blue!"🐎🦄 | 1.1974 | 0.05626 | 76 | 64 | 9 | 3 |
5228 | It’s called ‘fashion,’ Clem. Look it up. | 1.1974 | 0.05305 | 76 | 63 | 11 | 2 |
5229 | Apparently, the new Blacksmith is from Paris | 1.1974 | 0.04963 | 76 | 62 | 13 | 1 |
5230 | Blue and pink because I’m Non-Bi-neighary. | 1.1974 | 0.05305 | 76 | 63 | 11 | 2 |
5231 | What? Your weren't wearing them anyway. | 1.1974 | 0.04963 | 76 | 62 | 13 | 1 |
5232 | They were on sale and I couldn’t resist. | 1.1974 | 0.04596 | 76 | 61 | 15 | 0 |
5233 | Don’t feign surprise. I told you I was clothes horse. | 1.1974 | 0.05305 | 76 | 63 | 11 | 2 |
5234 | What?! You're not the only one who enjoys accessorizing. | 1.1974 | 0.05626 | 76 | 64 | 9 | 3 |
5235 | I don’t believe in gender colour stereotyping | 1.1974 | 0.05929 | 76 | 65 | 7 | 4 |
5236 | There’s nothing else to do in quarantine except online shop | 1.1974 | 0.05929 | 76 | 65 | 7 | 4 |
5237 | My god, Cletus, your hat looks ridiculous. | 1.1974 | 0.04963 | 76 | 62 | 13 | 1 |
5238 | I'll tell you the story, but there's a Trigger warning. | 1.1974 | 0.05626 | 76 | 64 | 9 | 3 |
5239 | Well one must have a splash of color... | 1.1974 | 0.05305 | 76 | 63 | 11 | 2 |
5240 | Oh yeah, the blacksmith who studied at the Fashion Institute. | 1.1974 | 0.05626 | 76 | 64 | 9 | 3 |
5241 | Give it to me straight, Hank. Do these say, “Business up front and party in the back”? | 1.1974 | 0.05626 | 76 | 64 | 9 | 3 |
5242 | It’s not that they look bad, it’s that we were told to cover our FACES | 1.1974 | 0.05626 | 76 | 64 | 9 | 3 |
5243 | Dorothy, if you think this is going to end in a teleportation scenario, you're mistaken. | 1.1974 | 0.05305 | 76 | 63 | 11 | 2 |
5244 | They said we could dress up a bit for work today | 1.1974 | 0.04596 | 76 | 61 | 15 | 0 |
5245 | Amazon offered contact-less delivery | 1.1974 | 0.04596 | 76 | 61 | 15 | 0 |
5246 | Isn’t this how port and starboard work, Luke? | 1.1974 | 0.05929 | 76 | 65 | 7 | 4 |
5247 | I’m tryin’ out a new look... they’re called derby shoes... | 1.1974 | 0.05929 | 76 | 65 | 7 | 4 |
5248 | Hey I'm just a cowboy, but even I know that flats are out of season. | 1.1974 | 0.05305 | 76 | 63 | 11 | 2 |
5249 | Two legs good four legs bad, amirite? | 1.1974 | 0.05305 | 76 | 63 | 11 | 2 |
5250 | Alright, bud. I know I'm your horse, but It's my turn to ride you off into the sunset. | 1.1974 | 0.04596 | 76 | 61 | 15 | 0 |
5251 | I promise, she won’t notice the switch.” | 1.1974 | 0.05305 | 76 | 63 | 11 | 2 |
5252 | Can't see my hooves on video call.. | 1.1974 | 0.05305 | 76 | 63 | 11 | 2 |
5253 | I’m not a huge fan of everything you wear John, but you don’t hear me neighing about it. | 1.1974 | 0.04963 | 76 | 62 | 13 | 1 |
5254 | The new normal | 1.1974 | 0.04963 | 76 | 62 | 13 | 1 |
5255 | I don’t even need a horse to beat something to death, just the idea of a horse. | 1.1974 | 0.05626 | 76 | 64 | 9 | 3 |
5256 | They calling for rain? | 1.1974 | 0.05305 | 76 | 63 | 11 | 2 |
5257 | Been doing a lot of online shopping, huh? | 1.1974 | 0.04963 | 76 | 62 | 13 | 1 |
5258 | You said we were going out stepping these are my stepping shoes | 1.1951 | 0.05331 | 82 | 69 | 10 | 3 |
5259 | Thanks, but I was hoping for a saddle shoe. | 1.1951 | 0.04733 | 82 | 67 | 14 | 1 |
5260 | If you don't make fun of my hat, I won't make fun of your shoes. | 1.1951 | 0.04733 | 82 | 67 | 14 | 1 |
5261 | Only in the wild wild Vivienne Westwood. | 1.1951 | 0.05041 | 82 | 68 | 12 | 2 |
5262 | If it’s a girl for the reveal, please make sure I’m in front of you. | 1.1951 | 0.05607 | 82 | 70 | 8 | 4 |
5263 | Be honest, now. Does this hat make my ass look big? | 1.1951 | 0.05041 | 82 | 68 | 12 | 2 |
5264 | It was a 2-for-1 sale. And I found the contrast-aesthetic appealing. | 1.1948 | 0.04905 | 77 | 63 | 13 | 1 |
5265 | What? I like shoes. | 1.1948 | 0.04905 | 77 | 63 | 13 | 1 |
5266 | I always thought those front two were hands. | 1.1948 | 0.04905 | 77 | 63 | 13 | 1 |
5267 | Plantar fasciitis doesn't just resolve. | 1.1948 | 0.04905 | 77 | 63 | 13 | 1 |
5268 | You realize your shoes don't match, right? | 1.1948 | 0.05857 | 77 | 66 | 7 | 4 |
5269 | Are you serious or just horse'n around? | 1.1948 | 0.04905 | 77 | 63 | 13 | 1 |
5270 | Are we doing Casual Friday or not? | 1.1948 | 0.04905 | 77 | 63 | 13 | 1 |
5271 | I want a bag to match. | 1.1948 | 0.04905 | 77 | 63 | 13 | 1 |
5272 | But I really thought they’d look cute with your hat. | 1.1948 | 0.04905 | 77 | 63 | 13 | 1 |
5273 | Beats getting a mani/pedi every other week | 1.1948 | 0.04905 | 77 | 63 | 13 | 1 |
5274 | Now the new hat and purse make sense | 1.1948 | 0.04905 | 77 | 63 | 13 | 1 |
5275 | Double the shoes means I only have to walk half a mile, right? | 1.1948 | 0.04543 | 77 | 62 | 15 | 0 |
5276 | I know, but it was buy one color get another color half off | 1.1948 | 0.04905 | 77 | 63 | 13 | 1 |
5277 | I found I needed something that would put a spring in my step and a golly in my gallop. | 1.1948 | 0.05857 | 77 | 66 | 7 | 4 |
5278 | This adds another color to ‘riding into town”. | 1.1948 | 0.04905 | 77 | 63 | 13 | 1 |
5279 | I’ve got two more pairs just like them back in my stall. | 1.1948 | 0.04543 | 77 | 62 | 15 | 0 |
5280 | They offer great back support | 1.1948 | 0.05242 | 77 | 64 | 11 | 2 |
5281 | I don’t think that new farrier is going to work out. | 1.1948 | 0.04905 | 77 | 63 | 13 | 1 |
5282 | Yep, I guess you can accessorize better than me ! | 1.1948 | 0.04905 | 77 | 63 | 13 | 1 |
5283 | Hoof disease is back for 2020. This is really for your own protection. | 1.1948 | 0.04905 | 77 | 63 | 13 | 1 |
5284 | The regular guy was on vacation. | 1.1948 | 0.04905 | 77 | 63 | 13 | 1 |
5285 | I get two bales of hay per mile with these bad boys. | 1.1948 | 0.05558 | 77 | 65 | 9 | 3 |
5286 | I'll lose the shoes of you get rid of that hat. | 1.1948 | 0.05242 | 77 | 64 | 11 | 2 |
5287 | Are you sure Trigger wore shoes like these? | 1.1948 | 0.05242 | 77 | 64 | 11 | 2 |
5288 | One has to wear some color. | 1.1948 | 0.05558 | 77 | 65 | 9 | 3 |
5289 | Who were you expecting, Mr. Ed? | 1.1948 | 0.04905 | 77 | 63 | 13 | 1 |
5290 | A fashion statement at the OK Corral, I presume? | 1.1948 | 0.05242 | 77 | 64 | 11 | 2 |
5291 | I said I need new HORSESHOES, not HOUSE shoes | 1.1948 | 0.05558 | 77 | 65 | 9 | 3 |
5292 | That posse won't find us now - I threw them off of our tracks. | 1.1948 | 0.05242 | 77 | 64 | 11 | 2 |
5293 | Sorry partner you still have two left feet | 1.1948 | 0.05857 | 77 | 66 | 7 | 4 |
5294 | I wanted horse shoes, not Crocs. | 1.1948 | 0.04905 | 77 | 65 | 10 | 2 |
5295 | What? Do you know how many followers my Farrier has on Instagram? | 1.1948 | 0.05242 | 77 | 64 | 11 | 2 |
5296 | No, tap dancing is definitely out! | 1.1948 | 0.04727 | 77 | 65 | 10 | 2 |
5297 | I have heard of city slippers too, but this not going to work! | 1.1948 | 0.04150 | 77 | 63 | 14 | 0 |
5298 | What? Do I have tomato sauce on my face or something? | 1.1948 | 0.04905 | 77 | 63 | 13 | 1 |
5299 | They are rather festive, don't you think? | 1.1948 | 0.04543 | 77 | 62 | 15 | 0 |
5300 | Carry me! I have my party shoes on. | 1.1948 | 0.05242 | 77 | 64 | 11 | 2 |
5301 | Was it that you can't decide, or that your farrier doesn't have purple? | 1.1948 | 0.05242 | 77 | 64 | 11 | 2 |
5302 | I was Walking In Memphis with My blue Suede shoes and then I decided there's no place like home, in Kansas. | 1.1948 | 0.05242 | 77 | 64 | 11 | 2 |
5303 | The extra arch support isn't doing much for me. | 1.1948 | 0.05242 | 77 | 64 | 11 | 2 |
5304 | I'm sorry but my wife asked me if I could get her shoes back? | 1.1948 | 0.05242 | 77 | 64 | 11 | 2 |
5305 | 'Just trying to stay current.' | 1.1948 | 0.05242 | 77 | 64 | 11 | 2 |
5306 | Your blacksmith saw them in Vogue. | 1.1948 | 0.05242 | 77 | 64 | 11 | 2 |
5307 | I guess the kids ran out of crayons. | 1.1948 | 0.04543 | 77 | 62 | 15 | 0 |
5308 | Sample sale! Got them both. | 1.1948 | 0.04905 | 77 | 63 | 13 | 1 |
5309 | You said 'Get ready to ranch boy! so I got new accelleration on the front & fresh brakes on the back! | 1.1948 | 0.04905 | 77 | 63 | 13 | 1 |
5310 | Oh, I’ve seen your type before: All hat, no cattle. | 1.1948 | 0.05242 | 77 | 64 | 11 | 2 |
5311 | Where's the purse, O my good horse? | 1.1948 | 0.04905 | 77 | 63 | 13 | 1 |
5312 | What? They’re for the gender reveal party. | 1.1948 | 0.04905 | 77 | 63 | 13 | 1 |
5313 | A little form over function, but I like it! | 1.1948 | 0.05242 | 77 | 64 | 11 | 2 |
5314 | Tap dancing class should be over around 7 pm, can you pick me up then? | 1.1948 | 0.05242 | 77 | 64 | 11 | 2 |
5315 | I haven't quite broken them in yet | 1.1948 | 0.04543 | 77 | 62 | 15 | 0 |
5316 | The saddle clashes with your outfit | 1.1948 | 0.05242 | 77 | 64 | 11 | 2 |
5317 | What? Boot barn and famous footwear opened in phase 3 | 1.1948 | 0.05558 | 77 | 65 | 9 | 3 |
5318 | Well, I’ll be. Those are shoes of different color! | 1.1948 | 0.04905 | 77 | 63 | 13 | 1 |
5319 | That is some big hat to fill. | 1.1948 | 0.04543 | 77 | 62 | 15 | 0 |
5320 | It's pronounced row-day-oh. | 1.1944 | 0.05467 | 72 | 60 | 10 | 2 |
5321 | I didn't know we would be meeting in person. | 1.1944 | 0.05467 | 72 | 60 | 10 | 2 |
5322 | Shin splints. | 1.1928 | 0.04985 | 83 | 69 | 12 | 2 |
5323 | Fancy footwork and a tall hat. | 1.1928 | 0.04985 | 83 | 71 | 9 | 3 |
5324 | Well, for going to Oz, there's horseshoes of a different color | 1.1923 | 0.04848 | 78 | 64 | 13 | 1 |
5325 | Are you sure this is how Trigger broke into show business? | 1.1923 | 0.05492 | 78 | 66 | 9 | 3 |
5326 | It’s a pain having to buy two different sizes. | 1.1923 | 0.04491 | 78 | 63 | 15 | 0 |
5327 | Before you say anything, yes, I did catch that double feature of G I Blues and The Wizard of Oz..... | 1.1905 | 0.06343 | 63 | 54 | 6 | 3 |
5328 | so that’s where my shoes went. | 1.1905 | 0.05476 | 63 | 52 | 10 | 1 |
5329 | Luck starts with you, Fortuna | 1.1899 | 0.04792 | 79 | 65 | 13 | 1 |
5330 | Tex didn't know much about fashion, but he knew mismatched shoes when he saw 'em. | 1.1892 | 0.05331 | 74 | 62 | 10 | 2 |
5331 | The new farrier said something about a pop of color... | 1.1892 | 0.04971 | 74 | 61 | 12 | 1 |
5332 | After the farrier left Arrowhead Springs for Cheyenne, Slim decided he would try and make do with Becky's thrift shop. | 1.1892 | 0.05985 | 74 | 64 | 6 | 4 |
5333 | We need a little color in our life. | 1.1892 | 0.04971 | 74 | 61 | 12 | 1 |
5334 | If it makes you feel any better, she thinks we're all the punchline to some dark joke. | 1.1892 | 0.05331 | 74 | 62 | 10 | 2 |
5335 | You could've bought me two pairs of the same shoe. The party's in 25 minutes and you just know Debbie's gonna say something. | 1.1892 | 0.05331 | 74 | 62 | 10 | 2 |
5336 | I'm ten years old, dad. I can put shoes on by myself. | 1.1892 | 0.05331 | 74 | 62 | 10 | 2 |
5337 | The kitten heels do nothing for your butt. I liked the stilettos much better. | 1.1892 | 0.05985 | 74 | 64 | 6 | 4 |
5338 | Well how am I going to match your saddle to your shoes now? | 1.1892 | 0.06287 | 74 | 65 | 4 | 5 |
5339 | I said horse blind, not color blind. | 1.1892 | 0.04971 | 74 | 61 | 12 | 1 |
5340 | Write a new dang song. I ain't changin'!!! | 1.1892 | 0.05331 | 74 | 62 | 10 | 2 |
5341 | I agree. Katy Perry is doing interesting work these days. | 1.1892 | 0.04971 | 74 | 61 | 12 | 1 |
5342 | Now I know why they call you Sugarfoot! | 1.1892 | 0.05331 | 74 | 62 | 10 | 2 |
5343 | Let them call you old paint now. | 1.1892 | 0.04971 | 74 | 61 | 12 | 1 |
5344 | Please please let me use them, just for tonight? | 1.1892 | 0.05331 | 74 | 62 | 10 | 2 |
5345 | I couldn't find two pair the same color in your size" | 1.1892 | 0.04377 | 74 | 62 | 11 | 1 |
5346 | Just because you rode a hobby horse while growing up, does not mean you are qualified to ride me. | 1.1892 | 0.05667 | 74 | 63 | 8 | 3 |
5347 | I couldn't find two pairs of the same shoe, but at least I don't look like I have a birth defect. | 1.1892 | 0.05331 | 74 | 62 | 10 | 2 |
5348 | Ok, We can go dancing tonight. | 1.1892 | 0.04377 | 74 | 62 | 11 | 1 |
5349 | The shoe's on the other foot is putting it mildly. | 1.1892 | 0.05667 | 74 | 63 | 8 | 3 |
5350 | Isn’t this supposed to be black and white? | 1.1892 | 0.04584 | 74 | 60 | 14 | 0 |
5351 | I’ve warned you before about buying shoes online. | 1.1892 | 0.04584 | 74 | 60 | 14 | 0 |
5352 | Well ain’t you a pair | 1.1892 | 0.04971 | 74 | 61 | 12 | 1 |
5353 | Socks go under the shoes. | 1.1892 | 0.05667 | 74 | 63 | 8 | 3 |
5354 | Been vacationing in Key West again I see. | 1.1892 | 0.05667 | 74 | 63 | 8 | 3 |
5355 | Is that a large hat or are you just glad to see me cowboy? | 1.1892 | 0.05667 | 74 | 63 | 8 | 3 |
5356 | Waaait a minute. What’s wrong with flats? | 1.1892 | 0.04971 | 74 | 61 | 12 | 1 |
5357 | It’s too much, isn’t it. | 1.1892 | 0.04971 | 74 | 61 | 12 | 1 |
5358 | What can I say? It was last call at the GG Corral. | 1.1892 | 0.05667 | 74 | 63 | 8 | 3 |
5359 | When’s the blacksmith back from vacation? | 1.1892 | 0.04971 | 74 | 61 | 12 | 1 |
5360 | Zequine! | 1.1892 | 0.05667 | 74 | 63 | 8 | 3 |
5361 | I guess the blacksmith is on his sabbatical. So the red shoes on your hind legs are the ones your manure fall on, eh? | 1.1892 | 0.06287 | 74 | 65 | 4 | 5 |
5362 | I got you those shoes so you'd be pumped to have a Manhattan rider. | 1.1892 | 0.05667 | 74 | 63 | 8 | 3 |
5363 | Get your cliches straight. Its SHOES of a different color. | 1.1892 | 0.05331 | 74 | 62 | 10 | 2 |
5364 | They ran out of the blue ones in my size. | 1.1892 | 0.05667 | 74 | 63 | 8 | 3 |
5365 | I'll wear the ones you prefer up front. | 1.1892 | 0.04971 | 74 | 61 | 12 | 1 |
5366 | Blacksmiths don't like hearing that about their mothers. | 1.1892 | 0.04971 | 74 | 61 | 12 | 1 |
5367 | Next time there’s a clearance sale at the ferrier, just keep riding. | 1.1892 | 0.04971 | 74 | 61 | 12 | 1 |
5368 | I didn’t criticize you for wearing that shirt with those pants, so why don’t you just mind your business? | 1.1892 | 0.05667 | 74 | 63 | 8 | 3 |
5369 | They have orthopedic insoles for my high arches. | 1.1892 | 0.05331 | 74 | 62 | 10 | 2 |
5370 | Maxime of Paris, the blacksmith to the stars... | 1.1892 | 0.04584 | 74 | 60 | 14 | 0 |
5371 | What, no clippity-clop? | 1.1892 | 0.04971 | 74 | 61 | 12 | 1 |
5372 | God bless America. | 1.1892 | 0.05985 | 74 | 64 | 6 | 4 |
5373 | They were having a sale. | 1.1892 | 0.04584 | 74 | 60 | 14 | 0 |
5374 | Couldn't you have gotten me horseshoes with laces? These will fly off when I gallop! | 1.1892 | 0.04584 | 74 | 60 | 14 | 0 |
5375 | You can lead me to water but you can't make me choose just one pair. | 1.1892 | 0.04584 | 74 | 60 | 14 | 0 |
5376 | No, it won't help you win in dressage | 1.1892 | 0.04584 | 74 | 60 | 14 | 0 |
5377 | I like your style. | 1.1892 | 0.05331 | 74 | 62 | 10 | 2 |
5378 | This gender reveal gig is only temporary until the rodeos reopen | 1.1892 | 0.04377 | 74 | 62 | 11 | 1 |
5379 | Oh, give you a what? | 1.1892 | 0.05667 | 74 | 63 | 8 | 3 |
5380 | You haven't heard of "gender fluid"? | 1.1892 | 0.04584 | 74 | 60 | 14 | 0 |
5381 | Let's call a truce. You don't say anything about my loafers. I don't say anything about that damn hat. | 1.1892 | 0.05331 | 74 | 62 | 10 | 2 |
5382 | You should be wearing a mask, not shoes | 1.1892 | 0.04782 | 74 | 63 | 9 | 2 |
5383 | They're Italian. For my audition with Sergio Leone. | 1.1892 | 0.04971 | 74 | 61 | 12 | 1 |
5384 | Gary, where are the gloves I bought you? | 1.1892 | 0.05667 | 74 | 63 | 8 | 3 |
5385 | I'm sorry Trigger but China isn't selling us any iron due to the heavy tariff Trump imposed. | 1.1892 | 0.04971 | 74 | 61 | 12 | 1 |
5386 | If you are going to commit to this bit, you could at least match the shoes | 1.1892 | 0.05331 | 74 | 62 | 10 | 2 |
5387 | That's what I call flip-flopping. | 1.1892 | 0.04971 | 74 | 61 | 12 | 1 |
5388 | I'm all for change, but they don't match | 1.1892 | 0.04971 | 74 | 61 | 12 | 1 |
5389 | We are sure goin to suprise them judges on "So You Can Dance". | 1.1892 | 0.05331 | 74 | 62 | 10 | 2 |
5390 | If the shoe fits, wear it. | 1.1892 | 0.04584 | 74 | 60 | 14 | 0 |
5391 | Well, I like the blue ones...they match your eyes | 1.1892 | 0.05331 | 74 | 62 | 10 | 2 |
5392 | Yes, my head is shaped like that. Why do you ask? | 1.1892 | 0.04971 | 74 | 61 | 12 | 1 |
5393 | I told the blacksmith I was expecting, and wanted something comfortable. | 1.1892 | 0.05667 | 74 | 63 | 8 | 3 |
5394 | I wanted the shoes to match. I mean each other, not just my saddle. | 1.1892 | 0.04971 | 74 | 61 | 12 | 1 |
5395 | Yes, I know, but they were on sale at Neigh-less | 1.1892 | 0.04584 | 74 | 60 | 14 | 0 |
5396 | I am tired of the same old horseshoes and am taking bold steps to be my own farrier. | 1.1892 | 0.05331 | 74 | 62 | 10 | 2 |
5397 | No, no! I’m as straight as John Wayne. My mom just got tired of my tracking dirt into her barn. | 1.1892 | 0.05985 | 74 | 64 | 6 | 4 |
5398 | I'm hoping I can get them to work together ... | 1.1892 | 0.05667 | 74 | 63 | 8 | 3 |
5399 | So what was wrong with your Birkenstocks?? | 1.1892 | 0.04971 | 74 | 61 | 12 | 1 |
5400 | They didn't have cowboy boots in my colors. | 1.1892 | 0.05331 | 74 | 62 | 10 | 2 |
5401 | You need to change your hat | 1.1892 | 0.05331 | 74 | 62 | 10 | 2 |
5402 | Not jenny shoes, Jimmy Choo | 1.1892 | 0.04971 | 74 | 61 | 12 | 1 |
5403 | Do you like them? Two women jumped out of them when I told them our prices here at the Dude Ranch. | 1.1892 | 0.03689 | 74 | 63 | 10 | 1 |
5404 | Sure, they look nice, but they're terrible in the rain. | 1.1892 | 0.05331 | 74 | 62 | 10 | 2 |
5405 | They wouldn’t let me bowl with the hoofs on. | 1.1892 | 0.04161 | 74 | 64 | 8 | 2 |
5406 | No, this is not a prophylactic. It's a hat. | 1.1892 | 0.05985 | 74 | 64 | 6 | 4 |
5407 | Your hat looks about as stupid as my shoes. | 1.1892 | 0.05667 | 74 | 63 | 8 | 3 |
5408 | Odds are good that you are not color blind. | 1.1892 | 0.05331 | 74 | 62 | 10 | 2 |
5409 | Two feet is the future, two feet in the past. What would you do? | 1.1892 | 0.05667 | 74 | 63 | 8 | 3 |
5410 | I can't figure it out either, Tex. | 1.1892 | 0.05331 | 74 | 62 | 10 | 2 |
5411 | This is what you're wearing? | 1.1892 | 0.04971 | 74 | 61 | 12 | 1 |
5412 | See? It fits. When do we get married? | 1.1892 | 0.04971 | 74 | 61 | 12 | 1 |
5413 | ‘Cool! This buy one get one free works!’ | 1.1892 | 0.05331 | 74 | 62 | 10 | 2 |
5414 | OK, I get it now that I have walked a mile in your shoes. 6 feet distancing, please. | 1.1892 | 0.05667 | 74 | 63 | 8 | 3 |
5415 | Are you OK, Wilbur? | 1.1892 | 0.05667 | 74 | 63 | 8 | 3 |
5416 | Guess I’ll be walking to the dance. | 1.1892 | 0.04971 | 74 | 61 | 12 | 1 |
5417 | Where are the cattle | 1.1892 | 0.05985 | 74 | 64 | 6 | 4 |
5418 | Why did he say “and the horse you rode in on”? | 1.1892 | 0.04971 | 74 | 61 | 12 | 1 |
5419 | I thought you knew I was a Tennessee Walker. | 1.1892 | 0.05331 | 74 | 62 | 10 | 2 |
5420 | ...Or you could put on a tuxedo. | 1.1892 | 0.04971 | 74 | 61 | 12 | 1 |
5421 | What? They were out of stilettos | 1.1892 | 0.05331 | 74 | 62 | 10 | 2 |
5422 | Don't tell me you've got cold feet all of a sudden | 1.1892 | 0.05331 | 74 | 62 | 10 | 2 |
5423 | I reckon, it's not that kinda party. | 1.1892 | 0.05331 | 74 | 62 | 10 | 2 |
5424 | This really isn't how you play horseshoes | 1.1892 | 0.05331 | 74 | 62 | 10 | 2 |
5425 | Why? What’s wrong with these? | 1.1892 | 0.05331 | 74 | 62 | 10 | 2 |
5426 | Playing horse shoes isn't the same as playing horseshoes. | 1.1892 | 0.05331 | 74 | 62 | 10 | 2 |
5427 | Decided to try Amazon Wardrobe? | 1.1892 | 0.05331 | 74 | 62 | 10 | 2 |
5428 | No, I don’t know Carrie Bradshaw. Why do you ask? | 1.1892 | 0.05667 | 74 | 63 | 8 | 3 |
5429 | The ranch farrier was supposed to fit you with shoes that are sturdy not purdy! | 1.1892 | 0.05331 | 74 | 62 | 10 | 2 |
5430 | Oh. I thought you said Gallup. | 1.1892 | 0.04971 | 74 | 61 | 12 | 1 |
5431 | It was two for one. I thought you’d be happy!! | 1.1892 | 0.05667 | 74 | 63 | 8 | 3 |
5432 | Those don't look like horse-shoes" "Neigh." | 1.1892 | 0.05667 | 74 | 63 | 8 | 3 |
5433 | I’m an undecided voter. | 1.1892 | 0.05331 | 74 | 62 | 10 | 2 |
5434 | I can’t decide what my pronouns are. | 1.1892 | 0.05331 | 74 | 62 | 10 | 2 |
5435 | The gelding changed me. | 1.1892 | 0.04971 | 74 | 61 | 12 | 1 |
5436 | I said: “no by any rodeo”, not no binary rodeo | 1.1892 | 0.05667 | 74 | 63 | 8 | 3 |
5437 | Ed Gein's alternate hobby. | 1.1892 | 0.03689 | 74 | 63 | 10 | 1 |
5438 | It was still dark when I was getting dressed. | 1.1892 | 0.04971 | 74 | 61 | 12 | 1 |
5439 | You think your buddies in the corral are tough, just wait until I have to explain your new “look” to the guys in the bunk house | 1.1892 | 0.04971 | 74 | 61 | 12 | 1 |
5440 | I got tired of hoofin’ it! | 1.1892 | 0.05331 | 74 | 62 | 10 | 2 |
5441 | I loved them so much I bought a pair in every color. | 1.1892 | 0.05331 | 74 | 62 | 10 | 2 |
5442 | Bet you ordered those online? | 1.1892 | 0.03689 | 74 | 63 | 10 | 1 |
5443 | Look, just read ‘Born to Run’. It’s like I’m barefoot. | 1.1892 | 0.04971 | 74 | 61 | 12 | 1 |
5444 | It's quite impossible to find four shoes with same colour and size. | 1.1892 | 0.05331 | 74 | 62 | 10 | 2 |
5445 | Seriously | 1.1892 | 0.05331 | 74 | 64 | 7 | 3 |
5446 | they were on clearance | 1.1892 | 0.05331 | 74 | 62 | 10 | 2 |
5447 | But I still have two left feet | 1.1892 | 0.04971 | 74 | 61 | 12 | 1 |
5448 | This TikTok dance isn’t that difficult | 1.1892 | 0.04971 | 74 | 61 | 12 | 1 |
5449 | That isn't what I meant by "horseshoes". | 1.1892 | 0.04971 | 74 | 61 | 12 | 1 |
5450 | You've grown an inch | 1.1892 | 0.04584 | 74 | 60 | 14 | 0 |
5451 | Shoo fly? Nah my shoes are fly. | 1.1892 | 0.04584 | 74 | 60 | 14 | 0 |
5452 | Just neighing my options | 1.1892 | 0.04377 | 74 | 62 | 11 | 1 |
5453 | What a neigh-t-mare! | 1.1892 | 0.04584 | 74 | 60 | 14 | 0 |
5454 | So I walked a mile in these... I still think the masks aren’t really that bad | 1.1892 | 0.04584 | 74 | 60 | 14 | 0 |
5455 | It’s not MY fault you ran out of red shoes. | 1.1892 | 0.05667 | 74 | 63 | 8 | 3 |
5456 | That’s not what I meant by, ‘If the shoe fits wear it’ | 1.1892 | 0.05667 | 74 | 63 | 8 | 3 |
5457 | Horse 'four'play | 1.1892 | 0.05331 | 74 | 62 | 10 | 2 |
5458 | I wish I was taller | 1.1892 | 0.04971 | 74 | 61 | 12 | 1 |
5459 | I dunno Marv. The new farrier says I should live my best life and wear what I want. She said the bill is in the mail AND THEY STILL HAVENT ARRESTED THE COPS THAT KILLED #breonnataylo | 1.1892 | 0.05985 | 74 | 64 | 6 | 4 |
5460 | I swear the ad said ‘horse shoes’. | 1.1892 | 0.05331 | 74 | 62 | 10 | 2 |
5461 | What are their pronouns? | 1.1867 | 0.04911 | 75 | 62 | 12 | 1 |
5462 | I finally get Brokeback Mountain. | 1.1867 | 0.04530 | 75 | 61 | 14 | 0 |
5463 | You'll find a gender-neutral stall inside the barn. | 1.1867 | 0.05597 | 75 | 64 | 8 | 3 |
5464 | I ain't got NO bag that matches these shoes! | 1.1867 | 0.05597 | 75 | 64 | 8 | 3 |
5465 | I can’t go to the Talking Horse Gala like this! | 1.1867 | 0.05265 | 75 | 63 | 10 | 2 |
5466 | Which two legs would the matching pants go on? | 1.1867 | 0.05265 | 75 | 63 | 10 | 2 |
5467 | I never should have taken you to the old town road. | 1.1867 | 0.04911 | 75 | 62 | 12 | 1 |
5468 | Horse of a different shoe color? | 1.1867 | 0.04911 | 75 | 62 | 12 | 1 |
5469 | I know an equestrian horse is supposed to wear shoes, but two pairs? | 1.1867 | 0.05265 | 75 | 63 | 10 | 2 |
5470 | .... dammit Daniel, I told you to stay the hell out of my closet! Now, get on my back and we’ll ride home | 1.1867 | 0.05597 | 75 | 64 | 8 | 3 |
5471 | There's a new blacksmith in town. | 1.1867 | 0.04530 | 75 | 61 | 14 | 0 |
5472 | These boots weren't just made for walkin'. | 1.1867 | 0.04911 | 75 | 62 | 12 | 1 |
5473 | You're wearing that to your first rodeo? | 1.1867 | 0.04911 | 75 | 62 | 12 | 1 |
5474 | Those are NOT dancing shoes ! | 1.1867 | 0.04911 | 75 | 62 | 12 | 1 |
5475 | What was it, buy one, get one free? | 1.1867 | 0.04530 | 75 | 61 | 14 | 0 |
5476 | Horse Pride. | 1.1867 | 0.04911 | 75 | 62 | 12 | 1 |
5477 | Preferred pronouns they/them. | 1.1867 | 0.05265 | 75 | 63 | 10 | 2 |
5478 | If you don't know coral from corral, I'm going to waltz out of here | 1.1867 | 0.04911 | 75 | 62 | 12 | 1 |
5479 | So you're telling me we can sell these later for more than we paid for them? | 1.1867 | 0.05265 | 75 | 63 | 10 | 2 |
5480 | Let me introduce myself. I am the horse with no name. | 1.1867 | 0.04911 | 75 | 62 | 12 | 1 |
5481 | It may look good but boy I’m telling you it won’t get us very far | 1.1867 | 0.05265 | 75 | 63 | 10 | 2 |
5482 | It may not make human sense but it does make horse sense. | 1.1867 | 0.04911 | 75 | 62 | 12 | 1 |
5483 | We should never have watched that Marie Kondo show. | 1.1867 | 0.04530 | 75 | 61 | 14 | 0 |
5484 | I'm all that and no cattle.And you're all shoes and no...??? | 1.1867 | 0.05265 | 75 | 63 | 10 | 2 |
5485 | I'm gender fluid, cowboy - get with the times! | 1.1867 | 0.04911 | 75 | 62 | 12 | 1 |
5486 | Do you think anyone will guess it’s my first rodeo? | 1.1867 | 0.04911 | 75 | 62 | 12 | 1 |
5487 | I like the red ones, what do you think? | 1.1867 | 0.04530 | 75 | 61 | 14 | 0 |
5488 | No, I don't have the belt for that. | 1.1867 | 0.04911 | 75 | 62 | 12 | 1 |
5489 | I guess you can buy anything on the internet. | 1.1867 | 0.05265 | 75 | 63 | 10 | 2 |
5490 | The traction on these things is incredible! | 1.1867 | 0.04530 | 75 | 61 | 14 | 0 |
5491 | No, not gender identity issues. Colorblindness. | 1.1867 | 0.04530 | 75 | 61 | 14 | 0 |
5492 | I have another set of horseshoes in the stable just like these! | 1.1867 | 0.05265 | 75 | 63 | 10 | 2 |
5493 | At least I took off my bathrobe. | 1.1867 | 0.05597 | 75 | 64 | 8 | 3 |
5494 | My hat isn’t as weird as wearing unmatched shoes!*@#* | 1.1867 | 0.04911 | 75 | 62 | 12 | 1 |
5495 | I like your hat! | 1.1867 | 0.03887 | 75 | 62 | 13 | 0 |
5496 | You look weird with that hat, John. | 1.1867 | 0.04326 | 75 | 63 | 11 | 1 |
5497 | It won’t hurt. | 1.1867 | 0.04530 | 75 | 61 | 14 | 0 |
5498 | Do ya ride easier now fella! | 1.1867 | 0.05265 | 75 | 63 | 10 | 2 |
5499 | That's the last time I let you pick your own shoes. | 1.1867 | 0.04911 | 75 | 62 | 12 | 1 |
5500 | Maybe it's time to re-think our roles in this whole riding thing? | 1.1867 | 0.04530 | 75 | 61 | 14 | 0 |
5501 | Thanks for letting me pick out my own shoes. | 1.1867 | 0.04530 | 75 | 61 | 14 | 0 |
5502 | Blacksmith bucks binary boundries! | 1.1867 | 0.04911 | 75 | 62 | 12 | 1 |
5503 | If that's the way you feel about it, find you own bucket of oats. | 1.1867 | 0.04911 | 75 | 62 | 12 | 1 |
5504 | Cute shoes -- are you going to the dance tonight? | 1.1867 | 0.04911 | 75 | 62 | 12 | 1 |
5505 | Different blacksmith this time - she seemed nice. | 1.1867 | 0.05265 | 75 | 63 | 10 | 2 |
5506 | My mama always told me the more colorful your horseshoes, the greater your luck. | 1.1867 | 0.05265 | 75 | 63 | 10 | 2 |
5507 | Okay, Mister Cowboy, people might think I’m horsing around, but truth is I have a bit of a shoe fetis | 1.1867 | 0.04326 | 75 | 63 | 11 | 1 |
5508 | Help me out. Which pair goes best with my saddle. | 1.1867 | 0.05265 | 75 | 63 | 10 | 2 |
5509 | I bought a pair in every color! | 1.1867 | 0.04911 | 75 | 62 | 12 | 1 |
5510 | I don't care if the shoes fit, I'm not wearing them. | 1.1867 | 0.04911 | 75 | 62 | 12 | 1 |
5511 | Ha! And you thought I would look ridiculous! | 1.1867 | 0.05265 | 75 | 63 | 10 | 2 |
5512 | Well, now I guess "close only counts" in hand grenades... | 1.1867 | 0.04911 | 75 | 62 | 12 | 1 |
5513 | You can keep your lucky horse shoes. These are Monolos. | 1.1867 | 0.04530 | 75 | 61 | 14 | 0 |
5514 | Thanks, but I asked for trail shoes. | 1.1867 | 0.05597 | 75 | 64 | 8 | 3 |
5515 | Got dressed in the dark again? | 1.1867 | 0.04911 | 75 | 62 | 12 | 1 |
5516 | Hush Puppies were cheaper. | 1.1867 | 0.04911 | 75 | 62 | 12 | 1 |
5517 | How can it be that my horseshoe cost is twice my wife’s shoe expenses? | 1.1867 | 0.04530 | 75 | 61 | 14 | 0 |
5518 | Yes, I know it's 'a statement,' but I said I was looking for John Ford realism, not 'a statement.' | 1.1867 | 0.04911 | 75 | 62 | 12 | 1 |
5519 | The sign said Broadway Hoofers, and his name was Billy Porter. | 1.1867 | 0.04530 | 75 | 61 | 14 | 0 |
5520 | Sea biscuit wasn't any beauty either. Just give it a try! | 1.1867 | 0.05265 | 75 | 63 | 10 | 2 |
5521 | Since we're Blue, I thought it unprecedented to wear Red and Green as our way of playing fair.. . . | 1.1867 | 0.05265 | 75 | 63 | 10 | 2 |
5522 | We could return them to Amazon, but the closest drop-off location is 100 miles away. | 1.1867 | 0.03648 | 75 | 64 | 10 | 1 |
5523 | Take off the costume Imelda, you can't fool the Lone Ranger. | 1.1867 | 0.05265 | 75 | 63 | 10 | 2 |
5524 | No horse of mine is a gonna be a wearing mismatched shoes... | 1.1867 | 0.05265 | 75 | 63 | 10 | 2 |
5525 | They might be fine for the two-step, but they’ll never get up to a gallop. | 1.1867 | 0.05265 | 75 | 63 | 10 | 2 |
5526 | It was a fashion choice. | 1.1867 | 0.05597 | 75 | 64 | 8 | 3 |
5527 | I'm a horse of several different colors. | 1.1867 | 0.02811 | 75 | 65 | 9 | 1 |
5528 | Relax. You'll have your own back after the kids are through playing with them." | 1.1867 | 0.05597 | 75 | 64 | 8 | 3 |
5529 | Why are you frowning? They match. | 1.1867 | 0.04530 | 75 | 61 | 14 | 0 |
5530 | You guessed it, the blacksmith is new" | 1.1867 | 0.03115 | 75 | 65 | 10 | 0 |
5531 | Okay, now my shoes on your feet! | 1.1867 | 0.05265 | 75 | 63 | 10 | 2 |
5532 | I don't suppose you would believe horses are color blind? | 1.1867 | 0.04911 | 75 | 62 | 12 | 1 |
5533 | I get tired of people staring at my butt. | 1.1867 | 0.04911 | 75 | 62 | 12 | 1 |
5534 | I walk on the ground as well... I need shoes too! | 1.1867 | 0.04530 | 75 | 61 | 14 | 0 |
5535 | All shoes, no hooves | 1.1867 | 0.04530 | 75 | 61 | 14 | 0 |
5536 | There's a new farrier in town. | 1.1867 | 0.04911 | 75 | 62 | 12 | 1 |
5537 | What did you expect from a blacksmith named Florsheim? | 1.1867 | 0.05597 | 75 | 64 | 8 | 3 |
5538 | I don't know if this will be enough to trick them. Maybe if I walk backwards... | 1.1867 | 0.05910 | 75 | 65 | 6 | 4 |
5539 | Well at least they're slip on. | 1.1867 | 0.04911 | 75 | 62 | 12 | 1 |
5540 | Sorry, but I was lucky to find anything in your size. | 1.1867 | 0.05597 | 75 | 64 | 8 | 3 |
5541 | Senor, did you forget that it's dress-down Friday" | 1.1867 | 0.04911 | 75 | 62 | 12 | 1 |
5542 | I want to be a horse of a different color. | 1.1867 | 0.05265 | 75 | 63 | 10 | 2 |
5543 | Cognitive Testing Models are “So Colorless”. | 1.1867 | 0.04911 | 75 | 62 | 12 | 1 |
5544 | I already told you, we're not doing a gender reveal party for a horse! | 1.1867 | 0.05265 | 75 | 63 | 10 | 2 |
5545 | I realize I may be on the wrong side of history, Silver, but it’s a little too much for me to take in at one time, | 1.1867 | 0.05265 | 75 | 63 | 10 | 2 |
5546 | Did I miss the dress code memo? | 1.1867 | 0.04911 | 75 | 62 | 12 | 1 |
5547 | Okay, Okay, We''ll go and get you shoes that match. | 1.1867 | 0.04911 | 75 | 62 | 12 | 1 |
5548 | It’s just something I cobbled together | 1.1867 | 0.05265 | 75 | 63 | 10 | 2 |
5549 | Your shoe fetish is slowing down our cattle drive. | 1.1867 | 0.04911 | 75 | 62 | 12 | 1 |
5550 | Missed zoom workshop on DIY horseshoes. | 1.1867 | 0.04530 | 75 | 61 | 14 | 0 |
5551 | Yep Smoky, purdy darn sure I didn’t mean whore’s shoes. | 1.1867 | 0.05265 | 75 | 63 | 10 | 2 |
5552 | It's formal, right? | 1.1867 | 0.05265 | 75 | 63 | 10 | 2 |
5553 | I found them cheaper online. | 1.1867 | 0.04911 | 75 | 62 | 12 | 1 |
5554 | I'm a versatile Appaloosa. | 1.1867 | 0.04530 | 75 | 61 | 14 | 0 |
5555 | Well, make up your mind Democrat or Republican! | 1.1867 | 0.05265 | 75 | 63 | 10 | 2 |
5556 | When you didn’t shoe me I had to shoe myself. | 1.1867 | 0.05265 | 75 | 63 | 10 | 2 |
5557 | You promised me no more hand me downs | 1.1867 | 0.05265 | 75 | 63 | 10 | 2 |
5558 | Red light green light one two three four. | 1.1867 | 0.04530 | 75 | 61 | 14 | 0 |
5559 | The dance hall is closed and you should be wearing a mask" | 1.1867 | 0.05597 | 75 | 64 | 8 | 3 |
5560 | At first I wanted a matched set but this is kind of kicky. | 1.1867 | 0.04911 | 75 | 62 | 12 | 1 |
5561 | Well, I'm off to the Rainbow Unicorn auditions. | 1.1867 | 0.05265 | 75 | 63 | 10 | 2 |
5562 | I declined the matching face mask. | 1.1867 | 0.04530 | 75 | 61 | 14 | 0 |
5563 | A girl has to have new shoes, Wally. | 1.1867 | 0.05265 | 75 | 63 | 10 | 2 |
5564 | I have some supply chain issues. | 1.1867 | 0.05597 | 75 | 64 | 8 | 3 |
5565 | These will guarantee your position as top notch influencer this side of the Mississippi! | 1.1867 | 0.04326 | 75 | 63 | 11 | 1 |
5566 | I'm leaving the dude ranch. | 1.1867 | 0.04911 | 75 | 62 | 12 | 1 |
5567 | Those shoes are clearly making a statement. | 1.1867 | 0.04530 | 75 | 61 | 14 | 0 |
5568 | I thought you said that we were going into town. | 1.1867 | 0.05265 | 75 | 63 | 10 | 2 |
5569 | I'm a dancing horse who wants a singing cowboy. | 1.1867 | 0.05265 | 75 | 63 | 10 | 2 |
5570 | I’m sorry but I don’t have the app, or a credit card or cash. | 1.1867 | 0.04530 | 75 | 63 | 11 | 1 |
5571 | My buddy and his mare at the Dillon ranch are having a foal gender reveal party at noon. | 1.1867 | 0.05265 | 75 | 63 | 10 | 2 |
5572 | Yes, I'd love to dance. Two left feet don't bother me at all. | 1.1867 | 0.05265 | 75 | 63 | 10 | 2 |
5573 | Would you feel better knowing that Buffalo Bill's horse also thought they looked weird at first but grew to love them? | 1.1867 | 0.04911 | 75 | 62 | 12 | 1 |
5574 | cowboy interviews for western branch of Prada (1872) | 1.1867 | 0.04911 | 75 | 62 | 12 | 1 |
5575 | Face it...John Wyne won't be back! | 1.1867 | 0.05265 | 75 | 63 | 10 | 2 |
5576 | No, the pink shoes do not make you look fat. | 1.1867 | 0.05265 | 75 | 63 | 10 | 2 |
5577 | No worries..My blacksmith and I are bipartisan. | 1.1867 | 0.05265 | 75 | 63 | 10 | 2 |
5578 | I know it looks unusual but we have robe bipartisan | 1.1867 | 0.04911 | 75 | 62 | 12 | 1 |
5579 | They look a bit horsy on you | 1.1867 | 0.04530 | 75 | 61 | 14 | 0 |
5580 | Steve McQueen’s dude ranch | 1.1867 | 0.05597 | 75 | 64 | 8 | 3 |
5581 | Don't make me chase you, these don't run. | 1.1867 | 0.05265 | 75 | 63 | 10 | 2 |
5582 | Actually, it's *Radcliffe's* character who's based on me. | 1.1867 | 0.01342 | 75 | 65 | 10 | 0 |
5583 | I'm trying not to be so callus. | 1.1867 | 0.04530 | 75 | 61 | 14 | 0 |
5584 | I thought these would seal the deal, but in the end they opted for more horse power | 1.1867 | 0.05265 | 75 | 63 | 10 | 2 |
5585 | damn bipartisan blacksmith | 1.1867 | 0.04911 | 75 | 62 | 12 | 1 |
5586 | Well at least *I* made an effort, unlike someone I know | 1.1867 | 0.04530 | 75 | 61 | 14 | 0 |
5587 | Doesn't make any sense... Let's go back to red-right side and green-left side. | 1.1867 | 0.04911 | 75 | 62 | 12 | 1 |
5588 | It’s the same reason they make me wear this hat. To appeal to a broader market. | 1.1867 | 0.04530 | 75 | 61 | 14 | 0 |
5589 | Should I have brought something less casual?.. | 1.1867 | 0.04530 | 75 | 61 | 14 | 0 |
5590 | taking nail art to the next level, are you? | 1.1867 | 0.04530 | 75 | 61 | 14 | 0 |
5591 | 'Yes I got dressed in the dark this morning. Why do you ask?' | 1.1867 | 0.05597 | 75 | 64 | 8 | 3 |
5592 | I know what you’re thinking. I forgot to wear socks again. | 1.1867 | 0.04530 | 75 | 61 | 14 | 0 |
5593 | Social distancing makes more grace | 1.1867 | 0.03115 | 75 | 66 | 8 | 1 |
5594 | You forgot to dress up your fifth leg, Chad | 1.1867 | 0.05597 | 75 | 64 | 8 | 3 |
5595 | No, they're not new. I've had them for a while. | 1.1867 | 0.05597 | 75 | 64 | 8 | 3 |
5596 | I thought you said you were “quarantining” last night? | 1.1867 | 0.04911 | 75 | 62 | 12 | 1 |
5597 | No, these stay on with LACES, Daniel. | 1.1867 | 0.05597 | 75 | 64 | 8 | 3 |
5598 | They didn’t have a second pair in my size. | 1.1867 | 0.05265 | 75 | 63 | 10 | 2 |
5599 | I’m sorry, I forgot my mask. | 1.1867 | 0.04911 | 75 | 62 | 12 | 1 |
5600 | Which bring out my eye color best? | 1.1867 | 0.05597 | 75 | 64 | 8 | 3 |
5601 | They’re called fall-colors. | 1.1867 | 0.04911 | 75 | 62 | 12 | 1 |
5602 | I haven't decided my vote... | 1.1867 | 0.05265 | 75 | 63 | 10 | 2 |
5603 | Please? After all I do for you. | 1.1867 | 0.04911 | 75 | 62 | 12 | 1 |
5604 | Who the hell put shoes on my horse? | 1.1867 | 0.05265 | 75 | 63 | 10 | 2 |
5605 | Don’t be upset with me Fred, I need to express myself also | 1.1867 | 0.04911 | 75 | 62 | 12 | 1 |
5606 | Well, I thought the saying was “Don’t look at a horse’s gift ‘til you’re out of the house.” | 1.1867 | 0.04911 | 75 | 62 | 12 | 1 |
5607 | Well, Mabel, it's not so much the color mixing, per se, that's got me flummoxed here... | 1.1867 | 0.05265 | 75 | 63 | 10 | 2 |
5608 | Look, Horse power is horse power, it doesn’t have to be flashy. | 1.1867 | 0.05597 | 75 | 64 | 8 | 3 |
5609 | I’m sorry, but I still don’t think you resemble Lady Gaga. | 1.1867 | 0.04530 | 75 | 61 | 14 | 0 |
5610 | I’m ready to go to the new town road. | 1.1867 | 0.04530 | 75 | 61 | 14 | 0 |
5611 | I’ve never said a word about what you choose to call ‘fashion.’ | 1.1867 | 0.05265 | 75 | 63 | 10 | 2 |
5612 | You’re not the only one who shops on etsy | 1.1867 | 0.04911 | 75 | 62 | 12 | 1 |
5613 | Clicking the back ones takes us straight to Kansas | 1.1867 | 0.04911 | 75 | 62 | 12 | 1 |
5614 | « Be yourself, she told me. So I put you these on... » | 1.1867 | 0.04530 | 75 | 61 | 14 | 0 |
5615 | Use HORSE15 to get these at 15% off! | 1.1867 | 0.04911 | 75 | 62 | 12 | 1 |
5616 | It's Monday, you've got to jazz yourself up somehow. | 1.1867 | 0.05265 | 75 | 63 | 10 | 2 |
5617 | What? It was buy one, get one free. | 1.1867 | 0.05265 | 75 | 63 | 10 | 2 |
5618 | It’s Monday, Tap dance class is on Thursday... | 1.1867 | 0.04530 | 75 | 61 | 14 | 0 |
5619 | Close only counts in Prada shoes and bomb outfits | 1.1867 | 0.05597 | 75 | 64 | 8 | 3 |
5620 | Well Rodeo, it’s a new world and it’s ‘bout time we embraced it. Now keep yer chin up and let’s show ‘em what you got. | 1.1867 | 0.05265 | 75 | 63 | 10 | 2 |
5621 | We shouldn’t put the cart-oon before the horse. | 1.1864 | 0.06609 | 59 | 51 | 5 | 3 |
5622 | I’m non-binary. And my pronouns xe and wiiiiiiilbur. | 1.1852 | 0.05003 | 81 | 68 | 11 | 2 |
5623 | I would like to know how many green shoes you have pranced in. 'Poke! | 1.1852 | 0.05303 | 81 | 69 | 9 | 3 |
5624 | What? We have a new farrier? Or something like that? | 1.1852 | 0.05303 | 81 | 69 | 9 | 3 |
5625 | Hey partner, y'all got Maga boots of your back feet and dem boots on the front...well, make up your mind. | 1.1852 | 0.05303 | 81 | 69 | 9 | 3 |
5626 | I’m impressed. Even though you’re color-blind, you put the right ones under your ass | 1.1852 | 0.04343 | 81 | 68 | 12 | 1 |
5627 | They say change is good | 1.1852 | 0.04685 | 81 | 67 | 13 | 1 |
5628 | They say my back hooves are overpronated so I need a different pair. | 1.1852 | 0.05303 | 81 | 69 | 9 | 3 |
5629 | Who has the long face now, Tex? | 1.1852 | 0.04685 | 81 | 67 | 13 | 1 |
5630 | Ok listen here Cowboy...it goes GREEN HAW, RED KI YAY! | 1.1852 | 0.04685 | 81 | 67 | 13 | 1 |
5631 | And I got the 2nd pair for 50% off | 1.1842 | 0.04476 | 76 | 62 | 14 | 0 |
5632 | Hey Bill, why the long hat? | 1.1842 | 0.05201 | 76 | 64 | 10 | 2 |
5633 | If I’m not mistaken, you’re Thom Mcan’s horse! | 1.1842 | 0.04476 | 76 | 64 | 11 | 1 |
5634 | Are horse slippers good luck too? | 1.1833 | 0.06056 | 60 | 51 | 7 | 2 |
5635 | Hayyyyyyyyy. | 1.1831 | 0.05424 | 71 | 60 | 9 | 2 |
5636 | Blue is on the front because blue states lead, and red ones are ass backwards | 1.1831 | 0.05424 | 71 | 60 | 9 | 2 |
5637 | Once more: Red is for port; Green for starboar | 1.1831 | 0.05039 | 71 | 59 | 11 | 1 |
5638 | It’s for a gender reveal party. | 1.1831 | 0.04623 | 71 | 58 | 13 | 0 |
5639 | On Got Them Online | 1.1831 | 0.04623 | 71 | 58 | 13 | 0 |
5640 | And meanwhile, Jeff Bezos just keeps laughing all the way to the bank. | 1.1831 | 0.05783 | 71 | 61 | 7 | 3 |
5641 | NO, they remind me too much of her. | 1.1831 | 0.04623 | 71 | 58 | 13 | 0 |
5642 | Is that something I need to coordinate with? | 1.1831 | 0.04623 | 71 | 58 | 13 | 0 |
5643 | Horse shoes of a different color. | 1.1831 | 0.05039 | 71 | 59 | 11 | 1 |
5644 | Nice, but I think you should have gone with Saddle shoes. | 1.1831 | 0.05039 | 71 | 59 | 11 | 1 |
5645 | We have to have a long talk about your blacksmith | 1.1831 | 0.05039 | 71 | 59 | 11 | 1 |
5646 | The blacksmith didn’t survive the pandemic. | 1.1831 | 0.05424 | 71 | 60 | 9 | 2 |
5647 | 'Says you, wearing that hat!' | 1.1831 | 0.05039 | 71 | 59 | 11 | 1 |
5648 | BOGO sale? | 1.1831 | 0.05424 | 71 | 60 | 9 | 2 |
5649 | Girl and boy, I reckon. | 1.1831 | 0.05039 | 71 | 59 | 11 | 1 |
5650 | And when they no longer fit, you can tack them up over the doorway for good luck | 1.1831 | 0.05783 | 71 | 61 | 7 | 3 |
5651 | Happy to see your Republican side is at the ass-end. | 1.1831 | 0.05783 | 71 | 61 | 7 | 3 |
5652 | I hope you saved the Zappo boxes. | 1.1831 | 0.05424 | 71 | 60 | 9 | 2 |
5653 | This has got to stop. Last week you wore my favorite flannel. Now my loafer collection?" | 1.1831 | 0.04623 | 71 | 58 | 13 | 0 |
5654 | I thought we were off on Saturdays. | 1.1831 | 0.05039 | 71 | 59 | 11 | 1 |
5655 | Women and shoes,...women and shoes, why on earth do you need so many shoes....sheesshhh ! | 1.1831 | 0.06441 | 71 | 63 | 3 | 5 |
5656 | Listen shorty, lose the stupid hat and get yourself a pair of designer stilettos. | 1.1831 | 0.05039 | 71 | 59 | 11 | 1 |
5657 | Cross-dressing isn't my thing. | 1.1831 | 0.05039 | 71 | 59 | 11 | 1 |
5658 | Where is my mask? | 1.1831 | 0.05039 | 71 | 59 | 11 | 1 |
5659 | Oh! I thought you said 'heels'! | 1.1831 | 0.05039 | 71 | 59 | 11 | 1 |
5660 | Well, I sure hope you have two matching handbags back in the stall closet. | 1.1831 | 0.05039 | 71 | 59 | 11 | 1 |
5661 | I will make you a deal, stop saying ,”quit horsing around wearing those shoes” and I will stop saying , “ nice 20 gallon hat on a half pint cowboy“. | 1.1831 | 0.05039 | 71 | 59 | 11 | 1 |
5662 | Don't say anything about the shoes and we will get along fine | 1.1831 | 0.05039 | 71 | 59 | 11 | 1 |
5663 | Hello, my name is Mr. Ed, I’m a “shoe-aholic”. | 1.1831 | 0.05783 | 71 | 61 | 7 | 3 |
5664 | No, you're running in the Preakness, not the Freakness! | 1.1831 | 0.05424 | 71 | 60 | 9 | 2 |
5665 | You didn’t have to dress. We are just riding over to the South 40. | 1.1831 | 0.05039 | 71 | 59 | 11 | 1 |
5666 | Shoes by Gaucci | 1.1831 | 0.05424 | 71 | 60 | 9 | 2 |
5667 | Never go anywhere you have to wear brown shoes. | 1.1831 | 0.04623 | 71 | 58 | 13 | 0 |
5668 | Rust" is such a passé fashion statement | 1.1831 | 0.05039 | 71 | 59 | 11 | 1 |
5669 | I was really looking for Cowboy Boots but those pointy toes just didn't fit my wide hoofs. | 1.1831 | 0.05039 | 71 | 59 | 11 | 1 |
5670 | The farrier left his daughter in charge. | 1.1831 | 0.05424 | 71 | 60 | 9 | 2 |
5671 | Yes, they're Manolo Blahniks. I figure the stallions will eat 'em up. | 1.1831 | 0.05039 | 71 | 59 | 11 | 1 |
5672 | I don't see you bringing anything to this relationship. | 1.1831 | 0.05039 | 71 | 59 | 11 | 1 |
5673 | Do they match our eyes? | 1.1831 | 0.05783 | 71 | 61 | 7 | 3 |
5674 | Just stay off of my blue suede shoes. | 1.1831 | 0.05783 | 71 | 61 | 7 | 3 |
5675 | [Turning the page...] "G'damned adult coloring books and their tiny drawings that make it impossible to stay in the lines!" | 1.1831 | 0.05424 | 71 | 60 | 9 | 2 |
5676 | Well, Tex...lets throw caution to the wind. | 1.1831 | 0.05424 | 71 | 60 | 9 | 2 |
5677 | They said it was the only way I could learn the two-step. | 1.1831 | 0.03916 | 71 | 61 | 9 | 1 |
5678 | They said at the blacksmith that this is what all the best horses were wearing... | 1.1831 | 0.05039 | 71 | 59 | 11 | 1 |
5679 | An attempt, lame though it might be, at gender neutrality. | 1.1831 | 0.05039 | 71 | 59 | 11 | 1 |
5680 | No cheating. Dressage only. | 1.1831 | 0.05783 | 71 | 61 | 7 | 3 |
5681 | Your horse shoes? They sure look like my house shoes. | 1.1831 | 0.04623 | 71 | 58 | 13 | 0 |
5682 | Our farrier is quarantined. | 1.1831 | 0.05424 | 71 | 60 | 9 | 2 |
5683 | Don't do anything that my red suede shoes will make you regret. | 1.1831 | 0.05783 | 71 | 61 | 7 | 3 |
5684 | The blacksmith is pissed! | 1.1831 | 0.05424 | 71 | 60 | 9 | 2 |
5685 | It was hard to find four right feet. | 1.1831 | 0.05783 | 71 | 61 | 7 | 3 |
5686 | Do I have hay in my teeth? | 1.1831 | 0.05039 | 71 | 59 | 11 | 1 |
5687 | Ok, Grumpy, you can wear them at night. | 1.1831 | 0.04623 | 71 | 58 | 13 | 0 |
5688 | The hat comes off first. | 1.1831 | 0.05424 | 71 | 60 | 9 | 2 |
5689 | Your hooves are clashing !! | 1.1831 | 0.05039 | 71 | 59 | 11 | 1 |
5690 | I'm tired of your post-modern cowboy bullshit! | 1.1831 | 0.05039 | 71 | 59 | 11 | 1 |
5691 | I’m showing off my true colors and stepping out Cowboy. | 1.1831 | 0.05039 | 71 | 61 | 8 | 2 |
5692 | They’re uncomfortable, but everyone’s wearing them. | 1.1831 | 0.04623 | 71 | 58 | 13 | 0 |
5693 | Noteworthy attire but the ranch house is still off-limits. | 1.1831 | 0.05039 | 71 | 59 | 11 | 1 |
5694 | Well they're not running shoes or work shoes. So "No." | 1.1831 | 0.05039 | 71 | 59 | 11 | 1 |
5695 | I am going for more of an open toe look. | 1.1831 | 0.05039 | 71 | 59 | 11 | 1 |
5696 | Sorry, it's my first rodeo. | 1.1831 | 0.05039 | 71 | 59 | 11 | 1 |
5697 | I guess I mistook a fairy for a farrier. | 1.1831 | 0.06121 | 71 | 62 | 5 | 4 |
5698 | You're not my dad. | 1.1831 | 0.04623 | 71 | 58 | 13 | 0 |
5699 | Clogging is my life | 1.1831 | 0.05039 | 71 | 59 | 11 | 1 |
5700 | So you’re a horse divided but the GOP is the back end? | 1.1831 | 0.05039 | 71 | 59 | 11 | 1 |
5701 | The reviews said true to size | 1.1831 | 0.06121 | 71 | 62 | 5 | 4 |
5702 | They wouldn’t have been my first choice, but I’m really loving the arch support. | 1.1831 | 0.05039 | 71 | 59 | 11 | 1 |
5703 | The leprechaun said the kids "caught 'em all," and offered me two pairs of his own shoes for mine. | 1.1831 | 0.04623 | 71 | 58 | 13 | 0 |
5704 | These ARE horse shoes! | 1.1831 | 0.06121 | 71 | 62 | 5 | 4 |
5705 | If a horse wore shoes would they wear them like this or like this? | 1.1831 | 0.05039 | 71 | 59 | 11 | 1 |
5706 | Look me in the eye. You are getting sleepy... | 1.1831 | 0.05039 | 71 | 59 | 11 | 1 |
5707 | I actually had two others in mind for my tap dancing crew... | 1.1831 | 0.05039 | 71 | 59 | 11 | 1 |
5708 | You know...you could’ve just called the farrier... | 1.1831 | 0.05783 | 71 | 61 | 7 | 3 |
5709 | They’re from Mr. Ferrogamo, the Italian blacksmith | 1.1831 | 0.05039 | 71 | 59 | 11 | 1 |
5710 | Alright, back to the city”. | 1.1831 | 0.04623 | 71 | 58 | 13 | 0 |
5711 | This wasnt what farmer joe had in mind when he heard four feet in heels | 1.1831 | 0.05424 | 71 | 60 | 9 | 2 |
5712 | Well then, you shouldn't have wished me happy trails! | 1.1829 | 0.04633 | 82 | 68 | 13 | 1 |
5713 | What are your preferred pronouns? | 1.1829 | 0.05522 | 82 | 71 | 7 | 4 |
5714 | No more fancy farrier for you | 1.1829 | 0.05243 | 82 | 70 | 9 | 3 |
5715 | Where are my Manolo's? | 1.1829 | 0.05243 | 82 | 70 | 9 | 3 |
5716 | Well lookie here, aren’t you the belle of the bale | 1.1829 | 0.04947 | 82 | 69 | 11 | 2 |
5717 | Is this embarrassing or weird? | 1.1829 | 0.04633 | 82 | 68 | 13 | 1 |
5718 | What! Basic black ain’t good enough? | 1.1818 | 0.04795 | 77 | 64 | 12 | 1 |
5719 | Those shoes for this hat? Deal! | 1.1818 | 0.04424 | 77 | 63 | 14 | 0 |
5720 | An inclusive farrier. Perfect. | 1.1807 | 0.04892 | 83 | 70 | 11 | 2 |
5721 | I'm trying to get a sponsorship deal. | 1.1806 | 0.04565 | 72 | 59 | 13 | 0 |
5722 | C'mon, say one word. I dare you. | 1.1806 | 0.04565 | 72 | 59 | 13 | 0 |
5723 | What can I say? I'm a shoe horse. | 1.1806 | 0.04565 | 72 | 59 | 13 | 0 |
5724 | what, you couldn't get me two matching pair? I'll be the laughing stock of the hitching rail. | 1.1806 | 0.05708 | 72 | 62 | 7 | 3 |
5725 | I missed the Kanye Yeezy release date so couldn't get matching colors. | 1.1806 | 0.05708 | 72 | 62 | 7 | 3 |
5726 | What's more, I'm filing an OSHA claim against you for past working conditions. | 1.1806 | 0.05354 | 72 | 61 | 9 | 2 |
5727 | How are you going to explain this to your wife? | 1.1806 | 0.06041 | 72 | 63 | 5 | 4 |
5728 | His name is James Choo. Why? | 1.1806 | 0.05354 | 72 | 61 | 9 | 2 |
5729 | I want us to think about my like for once. | 1.1806 | 0.05708 | 72 | 62 | 7 | 3 |
5730 | At least both pairs are flats | 1.1806 | 0.05354 | 72 | 61 | 9 | 2 |
5731 | Listen cowboy. I said I like the rodeo, not Rodeo Drive. | 1.1806 | 0.05354 | 72 | 61 | 9 | 2 |
5732 | Voila -- a Nike swish -- and you're Pegasus | 1.1806 | 0.05354 | 72 | 61 | 9 | 2 |
5733 | If you can't get me a matching set, I'm not dancing with you. | 1.1806 | 0.04975 | 72 | 60 | 11 | 1 |
5734 | My farrier is Manolo. | 1.1806 | 0.04565 | 72 | 59 | 13 | 0 |
5735 | Well, after all, you did choose a dude ranch. What did you expect? | 1.1806 | 0.05354 | 72 | 61 | 9 | 2 |
5736 | Do these come in a stiletto? | 1.1806 | 0.05708 | 72 | 62 | 7 | 3 |
5737 | This is what happens when you step in my blue suede shoes | 1.1806 | 0.04565 | 72 | 59 | 13 | 0 |
5738 | Pronouns? Really? | 1.1806 | 0.04975 | 72 | 60 | 11 | 1 |
5739 | I thought it said "Animal Fashion Week", not "Milan Fashion Week". Guess I'm dyslexic. | 1.1806 | 0.03869 | 72 | 60 | 12 | 0 |
5740 | But they are in style! | 1.1806 | 0.04114 | 72 | 63 | 7 | 2 |
5741 | The blacksmith said these are the most appropriate for a rodeo. | 1.1806 | 0.05354 | 72 | 61 | 9 | 2 |
5742 | Look, they were on sale and they were my size. | 1.1806 | 0.04565 | 72 | 59 | 13 | 0 |
5743 | I said, “not binding,” but I think he heard “non-binary.” | 1.1806 | 0.04975 | 72 | 60 | 11 | 1 |
5744 | Don't you step on my blue suede shoes. | 1.1806 | 0.05354 | 72 | 61 | 9 | 2 |
5745 | That Italian blacksmith is costing me a fortune. | 1.1806 | 0.04565 | 72 | 59 | 13 | 0 |
5746 | I like your bespoke hat almost as much as my bespoke shoe styling! | 1.1806 | 0.04975 | 72 | 60 | 11 | 1 |
5747 | Take another peek at your abysmal choice in hats before saying a single thing about these fashionable shoes. | 1.1806 | 0.04975 | 72 | 60 | 11 | 1 |
5748 | Promise I won't be a laughing stock?" | 1.1806 | 0.04975 | 72 | 60 | 11 | 1 |
5749 | Your hat is strange. | 1.1806 | 0.04975 | 72 | 60 | 11 | 1 |
5750 | My shoes are colorful and stylish, which is more than I can say for your hat. | 1.1806 | 0.04975 | 72 | 60 | 11 | 1 |
5751 | "Hey ma, we're gonna be rich! I taught Rusty how to tap dance." | 1.1806 | 0.04975 | 72 | 60 | 11 | 1 |
5752 | I don't think I enunciated the s clearly enough when requesting horse shoes. | 1.1806 | 0.05708 | 72 | 62 | 7 | 3 |
5753 | I’m almost ready. Is “The Hole In The Wall Gang” affiliated with The Crips or The Bloods? | 1.1806 | 0.06041 | 72 | 63 | 5 | 4 |
5754 | No, I wont tie your shoelaces | 1.1806 | 0.05354 | 72 | 61 | 9 | 2 |
5755 | You think these shoes make me look silly...how about your hat?" | 1.1806 | 0.04975 | 72 | 60 | 11 | 1 |
5756 | All I know is that I woke up and I was in loafers! | 1.1806 | 0.04975 | 72 | 60 | 11 | 1 |
5757 | It's your wife fault! | 1.1806 | 0.04774 | 72 | 62 | 8 | 2 |
5758 | I'm assuming that the name on the new farriers shop is Gucci? | 1.1806 | 0.05354 | 72 | 61 | 9 | 2 |
5759 | Oh, how bi ! | 1.1806 | 0.06041 | 72 | 63 | 5 | 4 |
5760 | You didn't have to nail these on as well | 1.1806 | 0.06041 | 72 | 63 | 5 | 4 |
5761 | I need socks | 1.1806 | 0.05354 | 72 | 61 | 9 | 2 |
5762 | Trust me. We can call it "acces-horse-arising". | 1.1806 | 0.04975 | 72 | 60 | 11 | 1 |
5763 | You said you needed ideas for the gender reveal party. | 1.1806 | 0.04975 | 72 | 60 | 11 | 1 |
5764 | You’re right. I may be overdressed for a simple afternoon trot. | 1.1806 | 0.04975 | 72 | 60 | 11 | 1 |
5765 | When I said, you need new shoes,wearing my wife’s wasn’t what I had in mine. | 1.1806 | 0.05354 | 72 | 61 | 9 | 2 |
5766 | I think the real question is when were you planning to tell me about laces? | 1.1806 | 0.05354 | 72 | 61 | 9 | 2 |
5767 | I'm not wearing my running shoes. | 1.1806 | 0.04975 | 72 | 60 | 11 | 1 |
5768 | It's worse than you think. I now need orthotics. | 1.1806 | 0.05354 | 72 | 61 | 9 | 2 |
5769 | Sorry. I have a tap competition. | 1.1806 | 0.04565 | 72 | 59 | 13 | 0 |
5770 | I personally prefer the red ones | 1.1806 | 0.04565 | 72 | 59 | 13 | 0 |
5771 | Are you ready for the ride into the sunset? | 1.1806 | 0.05708 | 72 | 62 | 7 | 3 |
5772 | Your blacksmith has been taking night classes at FIT. | 1.1806 | 0.05354 | 72 | 61 | 9 | 2 |
5773 | I dunno, Trigger. I see both teal & pink. | 1.1806 | 0.05354 | 72 | 61 | 9 | 2 |
5774 | Do you know the way to Rio Grande? | 1.1806 | 0.05354 | 72 | 61 | 9 | 2 |
5775 | Got 'em on sale! Louboutin in back,Jimmy Choo's in front. Fabulous! | 1.1806 | 0.05354 | 72 | 61 | 9 | 2 |
5776 | So now it's they/them? | 1.1806 | 0.05354 | 72 | 61 | 9 | 2 |
5777 | I think you'd look good in yellow. | 1.1806 | 0.05354 | 72 | 61 | 9 | 2 |
5778 | What? You gotta problem with the blue shoes leading? | 1.1806 | 0.05354 | 72 | 61 | 9 | 2 |
5779 | Do y'all get shod at the colorsmith? | 1.1806 | 0.04975 | 72 | 60 | 11 | 1 |
5780 | You’re gonna need a mask for this ride, cowboy. | 1.1806 | 0.05708 | 72 | 62 | 7 | 3 |
5781 | You couldn't get four of the same color? | 1.1806 | 0.04114 | 72 | 60 | 12 | 0 |
5782 | A guy named Spielberg wanted to do this documentary | 1.1806 | 0.04975 | 72 | 60 | 11 | 1 |
5783 | Alright, the shoes can stay. But I draw the line at referring to you as 'they'. | 1.1806 | 0.04975 | 72 | 60 | 11 | 1 |
5784 | Get it, Frank? It's twins. Fraternal... | 1.1806 | 0.05354 | 72 | 61 | 9 | 2 |
5785 | So you think that now you get to ride me? | 1.1806 | 0.05354 | 72 | 61 | 9 | 2 |
5786 | First, that's not what I meant by 'new shoes,' and if I'd remembered you were colorblind, I wouldn't have let you go on your own. | 1.1806 | 0.04345 | 72 | 61 | 10 | 1 |
5787 | They are not leather. I am a vegan. | 1.1806 | 0.04975 | 72 | 60 | 11 | 1 |
5788 | I'm sorry. It was his first day on the job. | 1.1806 | 0.04975 | 72 | 60 | 11 | 1 |
5789 | Stop killing people. | 1.1806 | 0.05354 | 72 | 61 | 9 | 2 |
5790 | That’s the last time you’ll ride me to a gender reveal party. | 1.1806 | 0.04975 | 72 | 60 | 11 | 1 |
5791 | To a barn dance? I think you’d feel more like yourself in saddle shoes.” Robert Van Brocklin, Portland, Ore | 1.1806 | 0.05354 | 72 | 61 | 9 | 2 |
5792 | Hmm...like the look? Blue team is in front now! | 1.1806 | 0.04975 | 72 | 60 | 11 | 1 |
5793 | ,but you can't make them tap. | 1.1806 | 0.04975 | 72 | 60 | 11 | 1 |
5794 | Maybe it is your first rodeo. | 1.1806 | 0.05354 | 72 | 61 | 9 | 2 |
5795 | Which pair goes best with my saddle? I can’t decide! | 1.1806 | 0.04565 | 72 | 59 | 13 | 0 |
5796 | You still haven’t made up you mind? | 1.1806 | 0.05354 | 72 | 61 | 9 | 2 |
5797 | I figured if we're staying home more, I might as well wear these in | 1.1806 | 0.04975 | 72 | 60 | 11 | 1 |
5798 | What you looking at? | 1.1806 | 0.04975 | 72 | 60 | 11 | 1 |
5799 | what do you mean with "only with the purse?" | 1.1806 | 0.04975 | 72 | 60 | 11 | 1 |
5800 | Yeah, they were buy one get one free. | 1.1806 | 0.04975 | 72 | 60 | 11 | 1 |
5801 | I bought them for you and Eliza, but decided they were a bit more ‘me’ on the way home... | 1.1806 | 0.04975 | 72 | 60 | 11 | 1 |
5802 | It’s a bit too matchey-matchey for my taste. | 1.1806 | 0.04975 | 72 | 60 | 11 | 1 |
5803 | It should be Red on the port side, green on starboard, captain. | 1.1806 | 0.05708 | 72 | 62 | 7 | 3 |
5804 | Be honest, do the pink ones make my legs look fat? | 1.1806 | 0.04565 | 72 | 59 | 13 | 0 |
5805 | What? You said we were going hiking | 1.1806 | 0.03869 | 72 | 60 | 12 | 0 |
5806 | Looks like someone’s been taking casual Friday too far, Dave | 1.1806 | 0.05354 | 72 | 61 | 9 | 2 |
5807 | Do you think these work better for a trot or gallop? | 1.1806 | 0.04975 | 72 | 60 | 11 | 1 |
5808 | Whoa, Nelly.. these gender reveal events are payin’ the bills.. | 1.1806 | 0.05354 | 72 | 61 | 9 | 2 |
5809 | At least I don’t hide my brain volume under a hat. | 1.1806 | 0.05354 | 72 | 61 | 9 | 2 |
5810 | They’re just for Instagram. | 1.1806 | 0.04565 | 72 | 59 | 13 | 0 |
5811 | If you're going to wear 'that' hat, I see no issues with these shoes | 1.1806 | 0.04975 | 72 | 60 | 11 | 1 |
5812 | LOL I know I’m wearing mismatched shoes but I’m a horse LOL | 1.1806 | 0.05708 | 72 | 62 | 7 | 3 |
5813 | I’m afraid our shoestring budget can’t support 3 pairs of shoes anymore | 1.1806 | 0.04565 | 72 | 59 | 13 | 0 |
5814 | No - it wasn't a gift! | 1.1786 | 0.06793 | 56 | 49 | 4 | 3 |
5815 | I wanted to get dressed up - the glue factory sounds fancy. | 1.1786 | 0.06793 | 56 | 49 | 4 | 3 |
5816 | I knew I shoulda gone with you...they don't match! | 1.1786 | 0.06793 | 56 | 49 | 4 | 3 |
5817 | My new favorite trick is to whizz with my big horse schlong, pretending to write with my pee. I say, "Look, I write for the New Yorker." Kills me every time, man. You've read the magazine recently, yeah? It's a charitable assessment. | 1.1786 | 0.06297 | 56 | 48 | 6 | 2 |
5818 | Lockdown -foal and filly style. | 1.1781 | 0.04913 | 73 | 61 | 11 | 1 |
5819 | Oh good, I’’ll always win since your on both teams! | 1.1781 | 0.05286 | 73 | 62 | 9 | 2 |
5820 | This isn’t what I meant when I said you needed new horse shoes. | 1.1781 | 0.04913 | 73 | 61 | 11 | 1 |
5821 | Gee, Dorothy, I don’t think you’re in Kansas anymore. | 1.1757 | 0.04454 | 74 | 61 | 13 | 0 |
5822 | I can only shop on line now! | 1.1757 | 0.04852 | 74 | 62 | 11 | 1 |
5823 | Could you please take off your heels. I still think I'm taller than you. | 1.1757 | 0.04454 | 74 | 61 | 13 | 0 |
5824 | Ooh yes let's go dancin'. | 1.1757 | 0.05563 | 74 | 64 | 7 | 3 |
5825 | There's no way that ridiculous hat is fully sanitized. You'll have to walk. | 1.1739 | 0.04107 | 69 | 58 | 11 | 0 |
5826 | The shoe guy ran a BOGO. | 1.1739 | 0.05039 | 69 | 58 | 10 | 1 |
5827 | I'm not taking fashion advice from anyone wearing that hat | 1.1739 | 0.04596 | 69 | 57 | 12 | 0 |
5828 | Remember to rotate them so the colors aren't mismatched. I don't want to look silly. | 1.1739 | 0.05039 | 69 | 58 | 10 | 1 |
5829 | Ok! No horsin around . | 1.1739 | 0.05039 | 69 | 58 | 10 | 1 |
5830 | I shouldn't have told the blacksmith that I call you Baby! | 1.1739 | 0.05039 | 69 | 58 | 10 | 1 |
5831 | SHES A FILLY, WHAT DO YOU EXPECT | 1.1739 | 0.05039 | 69 | 58 | 10 | 1 |
5832 | I thought we agreed not to mention our personal fashion choices. | 1.1739 | 0.04596 | 69 | 57 | 12 | 0 |
5833 | yeah, i spent $1200 on these two pairs of yeezys— but i’m gonna look hella smart when Ye blows the top off the Democrats’ pedophile ring and gets disappeared like Epstein and they’re worth million because there’s no more yeezys | 1.1739 | 0.05445 | 69 | 59 | 8 | 2 |
5834 | My parents didn't know whether to raise me as a Mare or a Stallion. | 1.1739 | 0.05039 | 69 | 58 | 10 | 1 |
5835 | Are you sure where you want to go? | 1.1739 | 0.04596 | 69 | 57 | 12 | 0 |
5836 | Can you remind about my zoom meeting tomorrow? | 1.1739 | 0.04596 | 69 | 57 | 12 | 0 |
5837 | Well, I gotta look good for my first rodeo! | 1.1739 | 0.04596 | 69 | 57 | 12 | 0 |
5838 | Any chance you'll get around to installing that lamp in my stable? I look like an ass. | 1.1739 | 0.05039 | 69 | 58 | 10 | 1 |
5839 | I wanted a horse of a different color, not horse shoes of a different color. | 1.1739 | 0.04358 | 69 | 59 | 9 | 1 |
5840 | I shoed myself. | 1.1739 | 0.04596 | 69 | 57 | 12 | 0 |
5841 | Zappo didn | 1.1739 | 0.05445 | 69 | 59 | 8 | 2 |
5842 | What do you think? Blue or pink? I can’t decide which go better with the saddle. | 1.1739 | 0.03838 | 69 | 58 | 11 | 0 |
5843 | My therapist said now was a good time to experiment with bolder styles | 1.1739 | 0.05824 | 69 | 60 | 6 | 3 |
5844 | I'm finding my inner Neigh-yoncé! | 1.1739 | 0.05445 | 69 | 59 | 8 | 2 |
5845 | I don't think they go, Kirk. My date will think I'm crazy | 1.1739 | 0.05039 | 69 | 58 | 10 | 1 |
5846 | It was a two for one deal.” | 1.1739 | 0.05039 | 69 | 58 | 10 | 1 |
5847 | It was a BOGO sale. I just had to have them. | 1.1739 | 0.05445 | 69 | 59 | 8 | 2 |
5848 | Goshdarn, I thought I was tracking two social distancing bandits. | 1.1739 | 0.04596 | 69 | 57 | 12 | 0 |
5849 | You can lead a human to the truth, but you can’t make him eat. | 1.1739 | 0.05445 | 69 | 59 | 8 | 2 |
5850 | Are those manolo blahnik? | 1.1739 | 0.05445 | 69 | 59 | 8 | 2 |
5851 | Supply chain issues. | 1.1714 | 0.04973 | 70 | 59 | 10 | 1 |
5852 | Easy buckaroo, my farrier said they're made in America. | 1.1714 | 0.04537 | 70 | 58 | 12 | 0 |
5853 | Look horse, your rodeo statement may be more about me. | 1.1714 | 0.04537 | 70 | 58 | 12 | 0 |
5854 | Get along little Dougie. | 1.1714 | 0.04973 | 70 | 59 | 10 | 1 |
5855 | I said "farrier." | 1.1714 | 0.04537 | 70 | 58 | 12 | 0 |
5856 | Horse: How's my post lockdown look? Cowboy: You really need to stop buying more shoes!! And, WEAR YOUR MASK! | 1.1714 | 0.06095 | 70 | 62 | 4 | 4 |
5857 | I’m bisexual. | 1.1714 | 0.04973 | 70 | 59 | 10 | 1 |
5858 | I think they clash with my saddle. | 1.1714 | 0.04973 | 70 | 59 | 10 | 1 |
5859 | I just think a strapless top would be more me. | 1.1714 | 0.05373 | 70 | 60 | 8 | 2 |
5860 | Me? I found an off-Broadway livery...not much, but we believe in ourselves! So, how's by you? | 1.1714 | 0.04973 | 70 | 59 | 10 | 1 |
5861 | Couldn’t you have said ‘neigh’ to that shoe salesman? | 1.1714 | 0.04973 | 70 | 59 | 10 | 1 |
5862 | I thought you needed two pairs for the two-step. | 1.1714 | 0.05745 | 70 | 61 | 6 | 3 |
5863 | I said horse shoes, not whores' shoes. | 1.1714 | 0.04537 | 70 | 58 | 12 | 0 |
5864 | It may be more comfortable with Dr Scholl’s inserts ? | 1.1714 | 0.05373 | 70 | 60 | 8 | 2 |
5865 | I don't care if your name is Mr. Ed. Stop going through my closet. | 1.1714 | 0.05373 | 70 | 60 | 8 | 2 |
5866 | Told you to stop going to those farrier trunk shows. | 1.1714 | 0.04973 | 70 | 59 | 10 | 1 |
5867 | That new farrier has a sense of style | 1.1714 | 0.05745 | 70 | 61 | 6 | 3 |
5868 | I feel like I'm being followed | 1.1714 | 0.04973 | 70 | 59 | 10 | 1 |
5869 | The blacksmith said I'd make a statement. | 1.1714 | 0.04537 | 70 | 58 | 12 | 0 |
5870 | Dude, your shoes don't match. | 1.1714 | 0.05373 | 70 | 60 | 8 | 2 |
5871 | My bad, I meant horse shoes, not whore's shoes. However, with a little pastel frock it could work. | 1.1714 | 0.04973 | 70 | 59 | 10 | 1 |
5872 | Turn right around and put them back where you found them! | 1.1714 | 0.04537 | 70 | 58 | 12 | 0 |
5873 | There was a sale... | 1.1714 | 0.04537 | 70 | 58 | 12 | 0 |
5874 | Punky Horsester. | 1.1714 | 0.04973 | 70 | 59 | 10 | 1 |
5875 | Is this like the dog wearing pants? | 1.1714 | 0.03508 | 70 | 61 | 8 | 1 |
5876 | I'm not poncy – I said I'm into ponies. | 1.1714 | 0.04973 | 70 | 59 | 10 | 1 |
5877 | You have four legs and still chose not to wear the shoes I gave you for your birthday? | 1.1714 | 0.04973 | 70 | 59 | 10 | 1 |
5878 | I said you needed new horseshoes, not new houseshoes. | 1.1714 | 0.05373 | 70 | 60 | 8 | 2 |
5879 | I prefer the pink for the ride today. | 1.1714 | 0.05373 | 70 | 60 | 8 | 2 |
5880 | Do the red ones make me look fat? | 1.1714 | 0.04973 | 70 | 59 | 10 | 1 |
5881 | Slim, I think you've been riding the range too long. | 1.1714 | 0.04973 | 70 | 59 | 10 | 1 |
5882 | I’ve clearly misunderstood what you meant by derby. | 1.1714 | 0.04537 | 70 | 58 | 12 | 0 |
5883 | Now that I am older you will need to lay down first. | 1.1714 | 0.04973 | 70 | 59 | 10 | 1 |
5884 | It was the hat. | 1.1714 | 0.04537 | 70 | 58 | 12 | 0 |
5885 | It’s not just my gaits that are fluid. | 1.1714 | 0.05373 | 70 | 60 | 8 | 2 |
5886 | My first rodeo. | 1.1714 | 0.04537 | 70 | 58 | 12 | 0 |
5887 | Haven't you ever seen a trans-Palomino before? | 1.1714 | 0.04973 | 70 | 59 | 10 | 1 |
5888 | Colorblind to eh? | 1.1714 | 0.04303 | 70 | 60 | 9 | 1 |
5889 | Nayyyy, it’s just that I thought you said WE were going out tonight | 1.1714 | 0.05373 | 70 | 60 | 8 | 2 |
5890 | Vulcan was having a BOGO sale. Why? | 1.1714 | 0.04973 | 70 | 59 | 10 | 1 |
5891 | Hubba! Hubba! What a figger! All blue shoes and you'd look like Trigger! | 1.1714 | 0.05373 | 70 | 60 | 8 | 2 |
5892 | Well if you’re such an expert, why don’t you tell me which shoes I’m supposed to wear. | 1.1714 | 0.05745 | 70 | 61 | 6 | 3 |
5893 | I feel like you’ve been running hot and cold lately. | 1.1714 | 0.04537 | 70 | 58 | 12 | 0 |
5894 | So you’re the elusive Obama-Trump voter. | 1.1714 | 0.04973 | 70 | 59 | 10 | 1 |
5895 | Mathematically speaking, I am still matching" | 1.1714 | 0.05373 | 70 | 60 | 8 | 2 |
5896 | I'm going to have to say, neigh. | 1.1714 | 0.04973 | 70 | 59 | 10 | 1 |
5897 | I've been chomping at the bit to get these shoes, so I finally pulled the trigger! | 1.1714 | 0.04973 | 70 | 59 | 10 | 1 |
5898 | It wasn't certain if you wanted to ride to the Turquoise Hills or the Ruby Desert | 1.1714 | 0.04537 | 70 | 58 | 12 | 0 |
5899 | So the color-blind farrier's back in town? | 1.1714 | 0.04973 | 70 | 59 | 10 | 1 |
5900 | Nice hat. Do you rotate those shoes? | 1.1714 | 0.04537 | 70 | 58 | 12 | 0 |
5901 | On you, Crocs are a good look. | 1.1714 | 0.04973 | 70 | 59 | 10 | 1 |
5902 | Which color looks better on me? | 1.1714 | 0.04973 | 70 | 59 | 10 | 1 |
5903 | I can't take your for a ride today. I am heading to my tap dance class now. | 1.1714 | 0.04973 | 70 | 59 | 10 | 1 |
5904 | Big hat. No cattle. | 1.1714 | 0.04973 | 70 | 59 | 10 | 1 |
5905 | Red Shoes, Blue Shoes, HisShoes, HorseShoes! | 1.1714 | 0.04973 | 70 | 59 | 10 | 1 |
5906 | Make a choose are you a stallion ,mare Or I can make you a gilding | 1.1714 | 0.05745 | 70 | 61 | 6 | 3 |
5907 | I said horseshoe, not whore shoe. | 1.1714 | 0.06095 | 70 | 62 | 4 | 4 |
5908 | I'm looking for something that makes me feel confident without coming off as pushy | 1.1714 | 0.05373 | 70 | 60 | 8 | 2 |
5909 | Who's your farrier? | 1.1714 | 0.04537 | 70 | 58 | 12 | 0 |
5910 | You can do anything, but don’t step on my blue suede shoes. The other ones, I don’t care about.” | 1.1714 | 0.04973 | 70 | 59 | 10 | 1 |
5911 | So I take it you5438.1595689765438.1.BDvMOSCU5uLyBSWi7IBTGMc0BK9DW-.1 | 1.1714 | 0.05373 | 70 | 60 | 8 | 2 |
5912 | Ditch that hat, Dude, or you're not getting on my back! | 1.1714 | 0.04303 | 70 | 60 | 9 | 1 |
5913 | Horseshoes were so drab. | 1.1714 | 0.05373 | 70 | 60 | 8 | 2 |
5914 | Do you have them in a size eight? | 1.1714 | 0.04537 | 70 | 58 | 12 | 0 |
5915 | I'm not the Lone Ranger and you're not Silver, so you can forget about show business. | 1.1714 | 0.04303 | 70 | 60 | 9 | 1 |
5916 | Even two different colors can't substitute for horseshoes, you cheapskate. | 1.1714 | 0.05373 | 70 | 60 | 8 | 2 |
5917 | Well, now I reckon "close only counts" in hand grenades... | 1.1714 | 0.04973 | 70 | 59 | 10 | 1 |
5918 | Everything you do I have to do backwards, and in heels. | 1.1714 | 0.04537 | 70 | 58 | 12 | 0 |
5919 | It's time to change your shoes | 1.1714 | 0.04537 | 70 | 58 | 12 | 0 |
5920 | Because I'm a white horse, Trump gave me patriotic shoes and foolishly thought that I'd never say neigh to his lawless demands. | 1.1714 | 0.06095 | 70 | 62 | 4 | 4 |
5921 | And they don’t even match. | 1.1714 | 0.05373 | 70 | 60 | 8 | 2 |
5922 | The sign said “must be 6” to ride.” | 1.1714 | 0.04973 | 70 | 59 | 10 | 1 |
5923 | If you want to ride me again, this time I want foreplay, James | 1.1714 | 0.03508 | 70 | 61 | 8 | 1 |
5924 | This isn’t my horse | 1.1714 | 0.04973 | 70 | 59 | 10 | 1 |
5925 | no nails, not handmade nor exclusively adjusted...now I understand why you humans need a ride | 1.1714 | 0.04973 | 70 | 59 | 10 | 1 |
5926 | Yes this is the old town road, now slaaaay | 1.1714 | 0.04537 | 70 | 58 | 12 | 0 |
5927 | Now leave, i want to work on my act. | 1.1714 | 0.05373 | 70 | 60 | 8 | 2 |
5928 | You get dressed in the dark? | 1.1714 | 0.05745 | 70 | 61 | 6 | 3 |
5929 | Well, at least you don’t have to decide between pink and blue | 1.1714 | 0.04973 | 70 | 59 | 10 | 1 |
5930 | God, I Forgot my EnChroma glasses again. | 1.1714 | 0.05373 | 70 | 60 | 8 | 2 |
5931 | We all have to make sacrifices, Thunder. | 1.1714 | 0.04973 | 70 | 59 | 10 | 1 |
5932 | Blue or Red, color does not reflect who I am or what I am. I may as well be both male and female, or neither. | 1.1714 | 0.05373 | 70 | 60 | 8 | 2 |
5933 | Variety is the spice of life. | 1.1714 | 0.04973 | 70 | 59 | 10 | 1 |
5934 | You told me to heel. | 1.1714 | 0.05373 | 70 | 60 | 8 | 2 |
5935 | I’ve also got orange and black for Halloween. | 1.1698 | 0.06452 | 53 | 46 | 5 | 2 |
5936 | "I'm gender conflicted, fore v. hind." | 1.1698 | 0.06452 | 53 | 46 | 5 | 2 |
5937 | The rodeo was in 1week, but Star was still undecided about her shoes. | 1.1698 | 0.06452 | 53 | 46 | 5 | 2 |
5938 | I'm sorry but dressage has rules. No stupid hats. | 1.1698 | 0.06992 | 53 | 47 | 3 | 3 |
5939 | I had leftover stimulus money. Hay don’t cost much | 1.1698 | 0.06452 | 53 | 46 | 5 | 2 |
5940 | We have until midnight, partner. | 1.1690 | 0.04908 | 71 | 60 | 10 | 1 |
5941 | Don’t bridle my style. | 1.1690 | 0.04908 | 71 | 60 | 10 | 1 |
5942 | You wanted horseshoes? I thought you said you wanted Alexander McQueen Men's Embroidered Satin Formal Slip-On Loafers? | 1.1690 | 0.04908 | 71 | 60 | 10 | 1 |
5943 | I like my old shoes. | 1.1667 | 0.05540 | 66 | 57 | 7 | 2 |
5944 | Which ones did you ask me to wear? | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
5945 | When I said I was taking you to the Cattleman’s ball I meant...oh never mind... | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
5946 | I agree the corral’s safe, but I’m ready for some coral. | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 58 | 7 | 1 |
5947 | You know the ad: Everything’s a steal at Rustle Athletic. | 1.1667 | 0.05540 | 66 | 57 | 7 | 2 |
5948 | Colors on New Yorker's cartoon?! | 1.1667 | 0.05540 | 66 | 57 | 7 | 2 |
5949 | And could you smarten up for the dressage. | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
5950 | Nobody needs to know they came from your closet. | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
5951 | No, no, red running, blue walking. | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
5952 | All I can say is that new smithy of yours has some rather outré ideas about footwear for the working stallion. | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
5953 | Next time, get someone with rodeo experience, not Rodeo Drive. | 1.1667 | 0.05540 | 66 | 57 | 7 | 2 |
5954 | I think the fuchsia clashes with the turquoise." | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
5955 | I see Lil Nas X pick out your Shoes for his next video | 1.1667 | 0.05946 | 66 | 58 | 5 | 3 |
5956 | I took the liberty of nailing my own shoes. | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
5957 | They're Farriergamos. | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
5958 | Another gender reveal. | 1.1667 | 0.05540 | 66 | 57 | 7 | 2 |
5959 | All you had to do is look underneath to tell. Talk about all hat and no saddle! | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
5960 | When the blacksmith offers me an endorsement deal I'll wear his shoes. | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
5961 | Mystery solved, there was a temp farrier last week. | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
5962 | Earl and Lightning agreed that fashion risks were what tamed the Wild West. | 1.1667 | 0.05540 | 66 | 57 | 7 | 2 |
5963 | I'm not "horsin' 'round," Jedd. I want to get into fashion. | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
5964 | Since we're workin a dude ranch, I felt the need to shop Rodeo Drive. | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
5965 | I'm sorry, but we needed yours to play a game of horseshoes and besides, our bowling shoes look great on you! | 1.1667 | 0.05946 | 66 | 58 | 5 | 3 |
5966 | Whaaaat? I am not my shoe color. | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
5967 | The lift you're getting on your feet makes you look like your hands have increased | 1.1667 | 0.05540 | 66 | 57 | 7 | 2 |
5968 | Yes, I returned the high heels as they weren't very practical! | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
5969 | What? I couldn't find my horse shoes. | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
5970 | I think we’ll pass on the Derby this year. | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
5971 | I’m a horse of a different color | 1.1667 | 0.05540 | 66 | 57 | 7 | 2 |
5972 | Then why did you tell me we were going to the ho-down!? | 1.1667 | 0.05540 | 66 | 57 | 7 | 2 |
5973 | I said "Git'ya on," not "Gucci slip-on" | 1.1667 | 0.05540 | 66 | 57 | 7 | 2 |
5974 | Anyway, the startup is called Hvs. | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
5975 | That new blacksmith must be from the big city. | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
5976 | Now, about that gingham saddle cover... | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
5977 | I look ridiculous, don’t I? I mean, who wears mismatched loafers? | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
5978 | OK. Show me those line dancing moves again. | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
5979 | I think my horse is color blind. | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
5980 | I won't conform to traditional gender roles, partner. | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
5981 | They fit fine, they're just not my colors. | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
5982 | Loafers are not for gallopers | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 59 | 5 | 2 |
5983 | They were on sale, 2 for 1! | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
5984 | You have some nerve complaining about my hat! | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
5985 | Ed! Sorry to hear you have lost your voice | 1.1667 | 0.05540 | 66 | 57 | 7 | 2 |
5986 | No, we’re not in Kansas anymore. | 1.1667 | 0.05540 | 66 | 57 | 7 | 2 |
5987 | Because blue means forward progress, and red is ass-backwards. | 1.1667 | 0.06326 | 66 | 59 | 3 | 4 |
5988 | Dammit, the reds go on the port side, the greens on the starboard side. | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
5989 | I got them at Gucci Gulch. | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
5990 | Will you please, please get a farrier next time! And they're the wrong color for my mane. | 1.1667 | 0.05540 | 66 | 57 | 7 | 2 |
5991 | Sorry you can't go to town without a mask | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
5992 | I can take you to Kansas or Graceland. | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
5993 | Your name is Donald. It’s been the same for years. It has no special reference to your anatomy. | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
5994 | This politically correct thing has gone too far. | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
5995 | No wonder you're a little offbeat. | 1.1667 | 0.05540 | 66 | 57 | 7 | 2 |
5996 | Horseshoes have really come a long way. | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
5997 | I'm just not sure about the open-toe. | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
5998 | I was thinking business in the front and party in the back. | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
5999 | The prairie ain't no place for creative dressin', Rocky. | 1.1667 | 0.05540 | 66 | 57 | 7 | 2 |
6000 | This was part of Amazon's "Frequently Bought Together" deal with your other horseshoes | 1.1667 | 0.05540 | 66 | 57 | 7 | 2 |
6001 | … time to do laundry… | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
6002 | He said he was the king's farrier but now I'm not so sure. | 1.1667 | 0.05540 | 66 | 57 | 7 | 2 |
6003 | Been shopping on line at DSW again? | 1.1667 | 0.05540 | 66 | 57 | 7 | 2 |
6004 | Neeeheee, let's talk about your accessory, shall we? | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6005 | The rear is Jordan the front is Lebron. | 1.1667 | 0.05540 | 66 | 57 | 7 | 2 |
6006 | I appreciate the effort, but they clash with my saddle. | 1.1667 | 0.05946 | 66 | 58 | 5 | 3 |
6007 | They clash. | 1.1667 | 0.05946 | 66 | 58 | 5 | 3 |
6008 | weirdest farrier i've ever had.... | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
6009 | Shoes are shoes. Times are tough. | 1.1667 | 0.04363 | 66 | 57 | 8 | 1 |
6010 | With that colour blindedness, it is lucky we won’t be doing any city riding today! | 1.1667 | 0.05540 | 66 | 57 | 7 | 2 |
6011 | I know you like green, but they only had one pair in your size in green. | 1.1667 | 0.02247 | 66 | 59 | 6 | 1 |
6012 | Hi! I 'm the new cowboy, Mr. Social Distance. | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6013 | This year’s fashion is not to be so matchy-matcha. | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6014 | Sale or no sale they are going back to Jimmy Choo. | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
6015 | They're on the wrong feet. Green is starboard; red is port" | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
6016 | Oh you’re a brand ambassador now? | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6017 | Green or red, I can't make up my mind. | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6018 | I keep telling you, go with the back feet and stop with the front feet. | 1.1667 | 0.05540 | 66 | 57 | 7 | 2 |
6019 | Sorry Flapjack, but we need all the good luck we can get. | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6020 | The green are Gucci Kanye and the red are Pope Prada. Too much? | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6021 | Sensible flats, why? | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6022 | The new summer colors are great! | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6023 | If I knew what pink was then maybe I'd know what you were talking about. | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6024 | ...and he said, why the long face? And I said just buy me the damn shoes! | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6025 | So sue me; YOU find decent orthotics during a lockdown. | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
6026 | Oh, it’s because I’m between genders. | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6027 | The sign said they were whore's shoes. Did I miss something? | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
6028 | These 'Gender Reveal Parties' are starting to get a bit abstract | 1.1667 | 0.05540 | 66 | 57 | 7 | 2 |
6029 | I know Tex, but the Smithie has been binging Project Runway. | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
6030 | I see you have been in my shoe closet again! | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6031 | The teal hue makes your feet look smaller. | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6032 | But Anna Wintour told me it was on trend. | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
6033 | Dang, that new blacksmith from Milan is a stable genius! | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6034 | Hay girl haaay! Which pair goes better with my saddle? | 1.1667 | 0.05540 | 66 | 57 | 7 | 2 |
6035 | It's not that I'm ungrateful...but they don't match. | 1.1667 | 0.05946 | 66 | 58 | 5 | 3 |
6036 | Finally ready for our morning jog... | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6037 | I couldn't decide between teal or magenta. | 1.1667 | 0.05540 | 66 | 57 | 7 | 2 |
6038 | I guess it's a fashion statement. | 1.1667 | 0.03470 | 66 | 57 | 9 | 0 |
6039 | I got them for a steel. | 1.1667 | 0.05540 | 66 | 57 | 7 | 2 |
6040 | Are you sure that new farrier knows how to shoe a horse? | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6041 | Get a new blacksmith. | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
6042 | You said there would be argyle socks. | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6043 | Hey watch out behind you, it looks like a snake. I’m not horse-ing around. | 1.1667 | 0.05540 | 66 | 57 | 7 | 2 |
6044 | What, you want them all one color? | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 57 | 8 | 1 |
6045 | My shoe guy is under quarantine. | 1.1667 | 0.04087 | 66 | 56 | 10 | 0 |
6046 | To beat those pesky donkeys and elephants, I'm running on a two-party platform. | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6047 | So you've gone 'western chic' like me. | 1.1667 | 0.05540 | 66 | 57 | 7 | 2 |
6048 | Are those shoes on the wrong feet? | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
6049 | If I have to have shoes I may as well be fashionable. | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
6050 | The blue would suit me better. Please, you don't need two pairs. | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
6051 | You've ever been to Texas? | 1.1667 | 0.05540 | 66 | 57 | 7 | 2 |
6052 | Oh, please! Their Prada. My blacksmith said I needed just a hint of color. | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6053 | They looked black on the website, i swear. | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6054 | It's the newest trend. | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
6055 | You look ridiculous in that hat | 1.1667 | 0.05540 | 66 | 57 | 7 | 2 |
6056 | Jimmy Choo started this line to address the growing Equine demand. | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
6057 | I'm glad you like 'em. Them designer shoes cost me a fortune. | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
6058 | I know! The new blacksmith came straight from Pratt. | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6059 | So there were two guys shoeing horses - Ru did the front and Paul did the rear. | 1.1667 | 0.04363 | 66 | 57 | 8 | 1 |
6060 | You just told me to get new shoes, but you didn't say what kind! | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
6061 | Really, Hoppy, flats? | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
6062 | Yeah, I know... but they were on sale, and they're just gonna get dirty anyway. | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6063 | Running shoes would be more appropriate. | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6064 | I just thought I'd walk a mile to see what it's like. | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6065 | I see you’ve been to that new blacksmith Blahnik. | 1.1667 | 0.05540 | 66 | 57 | 7 | 2 |
6066 | I tried Walking in your shoes. I’m these uncertain times I’d rather be a horse. | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
6067 | So, I clicked my heels together three times and said "There's no place like home-on-the range"... | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6068 | You’re the favorite in the Zappos Derby. | 1.1667 | 0.05540 | 66 | 57 | 7 | 2 |
6069 | Cowboy boots would slow me down. | 1.1667 | 0.05540 | 66 | 57 | 7 | 2 |
6070 | Just because I'm a horse doesn't mean I can't be fabulous on the weekends... fascist! | 1.1667 | 0.05946 | 66 | 58 | 5 | 3 |
6071 | Well, we had to order them online so I hope they fit. | 1.1667 | 0.05540 | 66 | 57 | 7 | 2 |
6072 | I know you have your dancing shoes on, but I'm just plumb tired. | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
6073 | Now that's what you call horseshoes of a different color. | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6074 | Sorry, but your front pair is less than six feet from your back pair so no club around these parts is going to let you in. | 1.1667 | 0.05540 | 66 | 57 | 7 | 2 |
6075 | I'm bipartisan, but blue is in the lead. | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
6076 | You mean I have to go to Jimmy Choo’s to re-shoe you? | 1.1667 | 0.05540 | 66 | 57 | 7 | 2 |
6077 | Do you know how hard it is to find blue suede on the plains? | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
6078 | I need to be my most authentic self. | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6079 | The color coded front and rear is nice but the insoles are what sold me on them. | 1.1667 | 0.05540 | 66 | 57 | 7 | 2 |
6080 | I feel sorry for those who are still limited by the gender binary | 1.1667 | 0.05540 | 66 | 57 | 7 | 2 |
6081 | They were just there in the window, so I treated myself. | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6082 | Delightful pairing Trigger. | 1.1667 | 0.05540 | 66 | 57 | 7 | 2 |
6083 | Well, you have to admit that POTUS is a horse's ass. | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6084 | I swear the blacksmith did it. | 1.1667 | 0.05946 | 66 | 58 | 5 | 3 |
6085 | I am from France. | 1.1667 | 0.05946 | 66 | 58 | 5 | 3 |
6086 | Stylish, but don't you think the front shoes should match the back shoes ? | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6087 | 80's colors are back. | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6088 | Ok, for the gender reveal party, kick me in the face with a front leg if it’s a boy or a back leg if it’s a girl. | 1.1667 | 0.05540 | 66 | 57 | 7 | 2 |
6089 | I’m sorry but the horse show requires only formal black patten leather shoes. | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6090 | Well, Hunk, there really is no place like home where I have matching shoes. | 1.1667 | 0.02247 | 66 | 59 | 6 | 1 |
6091 | Now you can see which ones go and which ones stop. | 1.1667 | 0.05946 | 66 | 58 | 5 | 3 |
6092 | If you can wear that hat, I can wear these shoes. | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6093 | I said “you’re getting awfully farty,” not “we’re going to a fancy party!” | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6094 | They've got memory foam, and they slip on and off when I go through the airport. | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
6095 | Let's face it. It's safer to have the Dem's out front. | 1.1667 | 0.05540 | 66 | 57 | 7 | 2 |
6096 | I have two pair just like them in my stable. | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
6097 | Red AND blue, looks like you're an independent. | 1.1667 | 0.05540 | 66 | 57 | 7 | 2 |
6098 | You are in no position to comment with that hat on. | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6099 | What do you think, the pink or the blue? | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6100 | You're the one who insisted on the Italian horseshoer! | 1.1667 | 0.05540 | 66 | 57 | 7 | 2 |
6101 | It behooves us all to be patriots first! | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6102 | I kind of thought when I hired that blacksmith from Sketchers, things might look a little different around here. Steve G. | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
6103 | I call this look “COVID casual.“ | 1.1667 | 0.05540 | 66 | 57 | 7 | 2 |
6104 | They had a BOGO; which do you like BEST? And, yes they are Steel toed! | 1.1667 | 0.05540 | 66 | 57 | 7 | 2 |
6105 | My privacy was violated. No more Mary Janes." | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6106 | I thought we were going somewhere nice? | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
6107 | Oh, these? They're my dress horseshoes. | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
6108 | Don't you dare ask me "What's with the long hat?" | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6109 | Dadgummit I told that farrier the color was not the problem! | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6110 | We need some color around here | 1.1667 | 0.05540 | 66 | 57 | 7 | 2 |
6111 | Sorry, Chief. The blacksmith shop's gone upscale. | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6112 | I got two left shoes... | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6113 | Where did you say the new farrier is from? | 1.1667 | 0.05540 | 66 | 57 | 7 | 2 |
6114 | Too formal? | 1.1667 | 0.05540 | 66 | 57 | 7 | 2 |
6115 | The farrier had a special on Jimmy Choos. | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
6116 | Randy, it's your wardrobe that defines you to the outside world. | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6117 | My front are a different size than my rear. | 1.1667 | 0.05946 | 66 | 58 | 5 | 3 |
6118 | Sorry we can’t ride today because of The.virus so we’re going to walk six feet apart | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6119 | Brooks brothers had a shoe sale | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6120 | It's the new gallop: use the front ones to go and the back ones to stop. | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6121 | Now if I can only find saddlebags to match the shoes. | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
6122 | They were on sale and came with a free tote! | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6123 | I've had lower back pain for years. Walking in these shoes was life changing for me. I feel like I'm walking on air. | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
6124 | These shoes won’t work without a red and blue saddle | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6125 | Impressive, but I’m still naming you Silver | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6126 | Quit horsing around and decide. | 1.1667 | 0.05946 | 66 | 58 | 5 | 3 |
6127 | One of us has to put the mask on first. | 1.1667 | 0.05946 | 66 | 58 | 5 | 3 |
6128 | How about you walk a mile in my shoes? | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
6129 | I understand, horses can’t see red. | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
6130 | That's horseshoes of a different color. | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6131 | Next time, ask first. | 1.1667 | 0.05540 | 66 | 57 | 7 | 2 |
6132 | I should've never hired a farrier named Ferragamo. | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
6133 | I apologize "Shoeless Joe", but the invitation did mention formal attire. | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
6134 | I won't 'Clip Clop' if you don't 'Clip Clop'! | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6135 | Well OK, but at least they should all be the same color! | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
6136 | No, they’re not saddle shoes. Why do you ask? | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
6137 | at least the colors match | 1.1667 | 0.05540 | 66 | 57 | 7 | 2 |
6138 | Take your blinders off. | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6139 | Hey Partner, how about we take your new horseshoes for a ride? | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6140 | Bruno Magli? | 1.1667 | 0.05540 | 66 | 57 | 7 | 2 |
6141 | Who needs a blacksmith? These shoes fit her just fine. | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
6142 | You put your right foot in, Your right foot out, Right foot in, Then you shake it all about. And then you do the hokey pokey, Turn yourself around. That's what it's all about. | 1.1667 | 0.05946 | 66 | 58 | 5 | 3 |
6143 | Sorry, all my pennies are in my loafers | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6144 | I'm feeling a little Christmas-y | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6145 | I don't know. I'm an old cow hand. | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6146 | We're not going anywhere until you change your shoes. | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6147 | But I didn't know you wanted Skechers! | 1.1667 | 0.06326 | 66 | 59 | 3 | 4 |
6148 | Sure, they're lovely, but... | 1.1667 | 0.05540 | 66 | 57 | 7 | 2 |
6149 | Don't tell me you didn't know how much they cost. I know you can count. | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
6150 | If I were wearing a saddle, you could sit on my back! | 1.1667 | 0.05540 | 66 | 57 | 7 | 2 |
6151 | Amazon or eBay this time? | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6152 | Sorry, Roy...I've moved on, cowboy... | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
6153 | I said *shod* not shoed! | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6154 | I've gone corporate. | 1.1667 | 0.05540 | 66 | 57 | 7 | 2 |
6155 | Dude if you can wear that hat I can wear these shoes!! | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
6156 | Judy Garland and Elvis were there man! You blew it! | 1.1667 | 0.05540 | 66 | 57 | 7 | 2 |
6157 | You said if the shoe fits wear it! | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
6158 | Easy girl. Sorry, I mean them. | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6159 | BOGO doesn't really help me out that much. | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
6160 | So... um... you see any movies lately? | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6161 | what the fuck | 1.1667 | 0.05540 | 66 | 57 | 7 | 2 |
6162 | You couldn't find two pairs that matched | 1.1667 | 0.05946 | 66 | 58 | 5 | 3 |
6163 | What? It was BOGO. | 1.1667 | 0.05540 | 66 | 57 | 7 | 2 |
6164 | No my head is still round | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6165 | Farrier-gamo. Why do you ask? | 1.1667 | 0.05540 | 66 | 57 | 7 | 2 |
6166 | Stylish shoes keep me looking young! | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6167 | But boss, you promised to march me in the Pride Parade today! | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6168 | No, they look fine. But are you sure you’ll be comfortable? | 1.1667 | 0.03470 | 66 | 58 | 7 | 1 |
6169 | The green go with your eyes. | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6170 | Of course they're not nailed on. I have yellow and purple for weekends. | 1.1667 | 0.05540 | 66 | 57 | 7 | 2 |
6171 | No one wants to listen to you clomping. | 1.1667 | 0.05540 | 66 | 57 | 7 | 2 |
6172 | You just don't want me to dunk. | 1.1667 | 0.05540 | 66 | 57 | 7 | 2 |
6173 | It’s called color, Dave. I knew your dumbass monochrome eyes wouldn’t get it. Smh | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6174 | They call it anti-tracking software. | 1.1667 | 0.05540 | 66 | 57 | 7 | 2 |
6175 | « Things always look greener on the other side. » | 1.1667 | 0.05946 | 66 | 58 | 5 | 3 |
6176 | I reckon you were shoed in the dark | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6177 | I see the farrier's been raiding my shoe closet again. | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6178 | Why would you think they'd all be the same color? That is absolutely absurd. | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
6179 | What? You have something against the LBGTQH movement? | 1.1667 | 0.05946 | 66 | 58 | 5 | 3 |
6180 | You're lucky. When you can't choose between a pair of shoes you can wear both. | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6181 | I think you may have misunderstood when I said I was gonna take you out for a little ride tonight. | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6182 | Teach me the high step so it shows my red soles | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6183 | For the last time, no I am not a carrot! | 1.1667 | 0.05540 | 66 | 57 | 7 | 2 |
6184 | I like the blue ... goes better with my mood. | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6185 | Blue goes better with your eyes, if you ask me. | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6186 | They look better on me than you. | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6187 | Love the sexual binary look. Are the shoes red on the bottoms? | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6188 | Matching socks are so nowhere, man. | 1.1667 | 0.05540 | 66 | 57 | 7 | 2 |
6189 | Is it too late to sign up for Prime? | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6190 | I'm just trying to put a little color in my life | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
6191 | The way I see it , cowboy, seeins that you got yer self a fancy -ass hat, that I can at least wear some good lookin’ shoes. | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6192 | Sorry fella this is the “ new normal” | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6193 | Ok, now for my pronouns... | 1.1667 | 0.05946 | 66 | 58 | 5 | 3 |
6194 | What do you mean, "We just have to ride it out" | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
6195 | I couldn’t pass up on a BOGO. | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6196 | Sorry. I couldn't find two pair that matched. | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
6197 | But she said to walk a mile in her shoes. | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
6198 | " It was buy one, get one - how could I say neigh?" | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
6199 | What about my hat? | 1.1667 | 0.05540 | 66 | 57 | 7 | 2 |
6200 | How would you know you fake cowboy, you‘re from Seattle, and you are an accountant!!! | 1.1667 | 0.05540 | 66 | 57 | 7 | 2 |
6201 | Well, you said new shoes, and I love Christmas." Debbie Miller, Sitka, Alask | 1.1667 | 0.05540 | 66 | 57 | 7 | 2 |
6202 | Really? Before Labor Day? | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
6203 | Never judge parents until you’ve trotted a mile in their shoes. | 1.1667 | 0.05540 | 66 | 57 | 7 | 2 |
6204 | You should see the matching saddle! | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6205 | Really? These shoes with this saddle? | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
6206 | I don’t know...since my wife found out about us, I think you should go back to horseshoes! | 1.1667 | 0.05540 | 66 | 57 | 7 | 2 |
6207 | No, it's not your turn. We're not taking turns. | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
6208 | And just a plain grey saddle? | 1.1667 | 0.05540 | 66 | 57 | 7 | 2 |
6209 | I thought you said you were colorblind, Cowboy. | 1.1667 | 0.04087 | 66 | 58 | 7 | 1 |
6210 | Genuine leather uppers, you see . . . | 1.1667 | 0.05540 | 66 | 57 | 7 | 2 |
6211 | The podiatrist said these are better for the hooves. | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6212 | I thought we went over this—no red, blue, or green, the New Yorker doesn’t accept three-strip comics | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
6213 | I guess you noticed....Brenda and Paul getting twins. | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6214 | Now you can be an All Star™ cowboy. | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6215 | I'll mosey in to town and have a little talk with our blacksmith. | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6216 | I said the ferrier, not Ferragamo! | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6217 | I thought the shoes went with the saddle bag. What do you think? | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
6218 | Don’t gallop or you’ll ruin them. | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
6219 | That helps him tell left from right. | 1.1667 | 0.05540 | 66 | 57 | 7 | 2 |
6220 | Are these too much for the Chritmas rodeo? | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6221 | I suppose now you want to canter into town to show off those new shoes. | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6222 | You're gonna need prettier shoes if you want to ride me, Cowboy. | 1.1667 | 0.05540 | 66 | 57 | 7 | 2 |
6223 | Now,walk a mile in my shoes and then... | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6224 | Choo! Jimmy! | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6225 | I just thought you would like a little glam for tomorrow's rodeo. | 1.1667 | 0.05540 | 66 | 57 | 7 | 2 |
6226 | All the fillies in Dallas are wearing them. | 1.1667 | 0.04868 | 66 | 58 | 6 | 2 |
6227 | Trouble with the blacksmith, eh? | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6228 | These gender reveal parties are getting ridiculous. | 1.1667 | 0.01527 | 66 | 58 | 8 | 0 |
6229 | I was hoping you'd consider a bit more rhinestone. | 1.1667 | 0.05540 | 66 | 57 | 7 | 2 |
6230 | Can you help me get these off? I bit off more than I could shoe | 1.1667 | 0.05540 | 66 | 57 | 7 | 2 |
6231 | They’re the latest Jimmy Choo’s | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6232 | This is not my first rodeo | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6233 | This was a mismatch from the start! | 1.1667 | 0.05540 | 66 | 57 | 7 | 2 |
6234 | Alternative sports on ESPN have created a horseshoe shortage. | 1.1667 | 0.05540 | 66 | 57 | 7 | 2 |
6235 | Thank you, Unicorn Cowboy, for the magical rainbow shoes. | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6236 | But they've gotten it wrong. It's a horse of a different color SHOES. | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
6237 | You know those penny loafers you have in the back of your closet? | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
6238 | I told you it was a bad idea to play horseshoes with your horseshoes. | 1.1667 | 0.05540 | 66 | 57 | 7 | 2 |
6239 | What do you think, the pink ones or the blue ones? | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6240 | I’m just saying the blacksmith had issues.” | 1.1667 | 0.04087 | 66 | 56 | 10 | 0 |
6241 | Next time don't schedule my shoes during fashion week. | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6242 | I couldn't make up my mind. | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
6243 | Honey, the horse went out again! | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
6244 | So, I can take the red ones but lay off of the blue ones - yep, I get it. | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6245 | I know but that was what was in the box from Amazon | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6246 | They're supposed to match MY eyes, not yours! | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6247 | Yeah...about your precious Zappos discount, Hoss.... | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6248 | So Filly, are we doing two step or four step? | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6249 | I hate it when you're wearing cooler shoes than mine! Dang... | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
6250 | These are the best you can do because of the pandemic? | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6251 | I see you’re voting Independent. | 1.1667 | 0.05946 | 66 | 58 | 5 | 3 |
6252 | ``Sorry, Pops. The horse has left the barn.'' | 1.1667 | 0.05540 | 66 | 57 | 7 | 2 |
6253 | Brand new, color-coordinated and shined and you want to go play in he mud? | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6254 | Red, on the other hand, was my mother’s favorite color. | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6255 | I really don't think anyone will notice my sensible shoes if you insist on wearing that...symbol? | 1.1667 | 0.05540 | 66 | 57 | 7 | 2 |
6256 | Well my hooves do get cold at night. | 1.1667 | 0.04087 | 66 | 56 | 10 | 0 |
6257 | My oh my. Shoes of a different color! | 1.1667 | 0.04868 | 66 | 58 | 6 | 2 |
6258 | They're for a gender reveal party. | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6259 | They’re just jealous. Tell them you’re fully aware that they don’t match.” | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6260 | It was buy one pair get one free | 1.1667 | 0.04087 | 66 | 56 | 10 | 0 |
6261 | I might be a Quarter Horse but I'm 100% fly. | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6262 | You ride me? | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6263 | No, I didn’t know it was hard to find Manolo Blahniks in EEE. | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
6264 | 'What's next? Lipstick and a visit to a hairdresser?' | 1.1667 | 0.05540 | 66 | 57 | 7 | 2 |
6265 | Red for galloping, teal for trotting, so you see, I can't canter without lavender ones, Larry. | 1.1667 | 0.05540 | 66 | 57 | 7 | 2 |
6266 | I see you’re all ready for the carnival. | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6267 | I'm a talking horse and yet me wearing shoes is weird.... | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6268 | Wait 'til you see the necklace | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6269 | They cost twice as much as a regular pair, but I think it’s worth it. | 1.1667 | 0.05540 | 66 | 57 | 7 | 2 |
6270 | Go...stop, go...stop, go...stop | 1.1667 | 0.05946 | 66 | 58 | 5 | 3 |
6271 | It was buy one pair, get one pair free. | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6272 | One pair is never enough. | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6273 | So... I want to be tall in the saddle. | 1.1667 | 0.05540 | 66 | 57 | 7 | 2 |
6274 | What’s the big deal? Your gloves never match your boots. | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
6275 | This is a weird birthday present! | 1.1667 | 0.03470 | 66 | 58 | 7 | 1 |
6276 | My stylist says the well-shod horse wears red for power, blue for calm. | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
6277 | I'm working through some gender identity issues at the moment. | 1.1667 | 0.05540 | 66 | 57 | 7 | 2 |
6278 | 6 feet tom | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6279 | Ride a mile in these Louboutins. | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
6280 | OK,agreed. Before we hit the trail,I'll ditch the shoes,but that hat has got to go too. | 1.1667 | 0.04087 | 66 | 59 | 7 | 0 |
6281 | I had a feeling that calling you Imelda would cause trouble! | 1.1667 | 0.05946 | 66 | 58 | 5 | 3 |
6282 | I see that you are ready for the NBA Bubble season. | 1.1667 | 0.05540 | 66 | 57 | 7 | 2 |
6283 | Quarantine is over...I am going dancing. | 1.1667 | 0.05540 | 66 | 57 | 7 | 2 |
6284 | It’s called power clashing, Rick. All the foals are wearing it. | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
6285 | They didn’t have four blue ones in the right size. | 1.1667 | 0.05946 | 66 | 58 | 5 | 3 |
6286 | I won't laugh at your shoes if you don't laugh at my hat! | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6287 | See what happens when you shop at DesignerBlacksmith.com? | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6288 | Well, I like them. You’re such a naysayer. | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
6289 | Very nice, but are you sure you have them on the right feet? | 1.1667 | 0.05540 | 66 | 57 | 7 | 2 |
6290 | Stop the nonsense. Those Air Secretariats will not help you run faster. | 1.1667 | 0.05540 | 66 | 57 | 7 | 2 |
6291 | The smith said the blue ones compliment my eyes, but I’ve always wanted red shoes. | 1.1667 | 0.04363 | 66 | 57 | 8 | 1 |
6292 | But you promised me the hat if I just changed my shoes! | 1.1667 | 0.05540 | 66 | 57 | 7 | 2 |
6293 | Well, you should've told me to go to the blacksmith's. I just thought Shoes-R-Us knew what they were doing. | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
6294 | You haven't heard of Streetwear? | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6295 | You’re right, that did change my perspective. | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6296 | You said, `Put on some shoes, we're going dancing.' | 1.1667 | 0.05540 | 66 | 57 | 7 | 2 |
6297 | How am I going to play horseshoes with those? | 1.1667 | 0.05946 | 66 | 58 | 5 | 3 |
6298 | They’re close, so it counts, like with grenades | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
6299 | Admit it. They look better on me. | 1.1667 | 0.05540 | 66 | 57 | 7 | 2 |
6300 | Okay, let me guess. Elvis Presley back-foots the Pope. | 1.1667 | 0.05946 | 66 | 58 | 5 | 3 |
6301 | Berluti. | 1.1667 | 0.04363 | 66 | 57 | 8 | 1 |
6302 | It looks weird doesn't it? I know I should have gone for yellow. | 1.1667 | 0.05540 | 66 | 57 | 7 | 2 |
6303 | It's easy, red for stop, green for go. | 1.1667 | 0.04363 | 66 | 57 | 8 | 1 |
6304 | You’re so old-fashioned! They’re trending! | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
6305 | You're gonna have to get used to it. Hop on if you want, but we're going where I want to go. | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6306 | I asked for Gucci. | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 57 | 8 | 1 |
6307 | Looks like that hat and shoe sales guy did it to us again. | 1.1667 | 0.05540 | 66 | 57 | 7 | 2 |
6308 | That dude who was here last week, Manolo Something, said that everybody in New York is wearing two different-colored pairs this season. | 1.1667 | 0.05946 | 66 | 58 | 5 | 3 |
6309 | I don’t think my hat will fit you | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6310 | Well, I'm not wearing your shoes now. | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6311 | These are nice, but I really prefer something more nailed to my feet. | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
6312 | Look, I haven’t been to the saloon in four months either. | 1.1667 | 0.05946 | 66 | 58 | 5 | 3 |
6313 | Well, I FEEL silly. I guess it's what happens when you get dressed in the dark. | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6314 | Store closing. Everything must go. | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
6315 | Sorry, we need to stay six feet apart! | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
6316 | Get your own prancing shoes. | 1.1667 | 0.05540 | 66 | 57 | 7 | 2 |
6317 | Don't listen to those others guys in the corral Ed, they're just jealous. | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
6318 | I’m dyslexic. | 1.1667 | 0.05540 | 66 | 57 | 7 | 2 |
6319 | This is the worst gender reveal party I’ve ever been to. | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6320 | Oh, I'm in charge of the foal's gender-reveal party. | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
6321 | Whaddya think? Too matchy-matchy? | 1.1667 | 0.06326 | 66 | 59 | 3 | 4 |
6322 | At least, pull your socks up! | 1.1667 | 0.05540 | 66 | 57 | 7 | 2 |
6323 | Okay, stop horsing around! | 1.1667 | 0.05946 | 66 | 58 | 5 | 3 |
6324 | Is that "neigh" as in no? | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6325 | Who knew Brooks Brothers had an equine department? | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
6326 | I accept that you’re a Quarter Horse. | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
6327 | ‘Rusty,if we are going to be running mates you have to wear all blue!’ | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
6328 | I've told you already, it's the same whether I tie your shoelaces or pound in the nails. | 1.1667 | 0.05946 | 66 | 58 | 5 | 3 |
6329 | When I said that you could get new HORSESHOES, I didn’t mean Jimmy Choos! | 1.1667 | 0.05946 | 66 | 58 | 5 | 3 |
6330 | They’re couture. | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
6331 | My farrier is Dapper Dan, why? | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
6332 | Politically, I’m straddling the fence. | 1.1667 | 0.05946 | 66 | 58 | 5 | 3 |
6333 | What do you mean I’ll never be a pilot? | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
6334 | Business in the front, Republican Party in the back. | 1.1667 | 0.05540 | 66 | 57 | 7 | 2 |
6335 | 'Clearly some Disney princess's horse' | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6336 | I was told it was crazy hat day | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
6337 | The rodeo? I thought you said we were going to Rodeo Drive... | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
6338 | Designed by Warhol. | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6339 | It’s a party where they reveal the gender of - you know what, nevermind. | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6340 | We are in this together | 1.1667 | 0.05540 | 66 | 57 | 7 | 2 |
6341 | Sorry for keeping you so long. I was in a hurry as you can see. | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6342 | Well, they’re both real nice but I have to say I prefer the pink on you. | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6343 | I couldn’t decide between red or blue so I picked both - what do you think ? | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
6344 | They were on sale buy one get the second half off. | 1.1667 | 0.05946 | 66 | 58 | 5 | 3 |
6345 | Honey, their fabulous. But what if there's dancing? | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6346 | I thought I’d try out a new look. | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6347 | Okay, we’ll try it one more time. It goes back-left, back-left, back-left, back-left... | 1.1667 | 0.05540 | 66 | 57 | 7 | 2 |
6348 | The school year is going to be virtual so... | 1.1667 | 0.05540 | 66 | 57 | 7 | 2 |
6349 | I wear them for good luck | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6350 | Be honest: Am I too long in the tooth to pull these off? | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
6351 | Hey, so you're the Central Park Buggy Union guy...lemee guess...born and bred in SOHO right?? | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6352 | They can only see my front legs in meetings. You should hear about what the other guys are wearing, it’s chaos. | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6353 | This the weirdest gender reveal party I’ve been to. | 1.1667 | 0.02717 | 66 | 57 | 9 | 0 |
6354 | Yeezee, get it together! | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
6355 | So this gender reveal means twins !!!! | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
6356 | Gender reveal party...twins. | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6357 | Now listen, it’s not that I didn’t enjoy nails in my hooves... | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6358 | Get off your high, horse. | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6359 | Happy trails come from happy hooves | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
6360 | These gender reveal parties are getting out of control. | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6361 | neigh! ain't matching your saddle | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6362 | Today was supposed to be casual Friday! | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
6363 | Gotta add blacksmithing to my quarantine goals | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6364 | When I am face to face with my work schedule... | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6365 | It’s in case the bathrooms here are not gender inclusive | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 58 | 6 | 2 |
6366 | I guess you can’t lead a horse to water OR to good taste in fashion | 1.1667 | 0.05946 | 66 | 58 | 5 | 3 |
6367 | The front pair are my Midnight Cowboy formal evening wear. The back ones are my Brokeback Mountain casual get togethers. | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6368 | Don't look at me. The amazon delivery guy was color-blind. | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
6369 | „So much for „horse sense“! | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
6370 | What are you doing here, it’s Sunday | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
6371 | It's 5:00 somewhere. | 1.1667 | 0.05540 | 66 | 57 | 7 | 2 |
6372 | ‘I was following this yellow brick road, ...’ | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6373 | That’s the last time we’re using that farrier | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6374 | Rocinante in 2020 | 1.1667 | 0.04868 | 66 | 58 | 6 | 2 |
6375 | Well big guy, do they make you happy? | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6376 | Desperado came to his senses. His horse did not. | 1.1667 | 0.05540 | 66 | 57 | 7 | 2 |
6377 | I’m not looking at your mouth, I’m looking at your shoes. | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6378 | So, are we going to prance or what? | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6379 | What? You told them to put on my best shoes | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6380 | I thought you said we were starting casual fridays! | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6381 | The buy-one-get-one half-off sale was too good to pass. Unfortunately, they run out of my favorite pair. | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6382 | What else was I supposed to do in social quarantine? | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6383 | Yes, you are definitely color blind! | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6384 | Listen Jolly Jumper : This Covid killed everyone. I have the responsibility to repopulate the planet, ok ? It will be a lovely Centaur. | 1.1667 | 0.03470 | 66 | 58 | 7 | 1 |
6385 | Gender reveal parties get stranger and stranger! | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6386 | I already told you, I’m working through some things right now | 1.1667 | 0.05540 | 66 | 57 | 7 | 2 |
6387 | Is it a horse? Of course, of course. | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6388 | Aren't they great? The fairy-er was just here." #GayPrid | 1.1667 | 0.05540 | 66 | 57 | 7 | 2 |
6389 | Look, I'm tired, ok? And I just don't want to walk a mile in your shoes. Can I get on now? | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6390 | I knew using a farrier from the City was a bad idea. | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6391 | Well, on the other hand now we can play horseshoe by teams | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6392 | These aren’t Cha-Cha heels! | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6393 | Don’t look at me like that Ed. All pairs of dress shoes were 99% of retail price. | 1.1667 | 0.05540 | 66 | 57 | 7 | 2 |
6394 | So as I was saying, gender is a performance, Jack | 1.1667 | 0.05946 | 66 | 58 | 5 | 3 |
6395 | Walking in someone else's shoes was a fabulous idea.. but I don't know how to get these off now | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6396 | I see someone’s been online shopping... | 1.1667 | 0.05540 | 66 | 57 | 7 | 2 |
6397 | That hat simply doesn’t match, Tom. | 1.1667 | 0.05540 | 66 | 57 | 7 | 2 |
6398 | Sorry. I thought the invitation said casual dress. | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
6399 | What? I asked the farrier for the 3 C’s in shoes. Cute, Colorful, Comfortable. | 1.1667 | 0.04363 | 66 | 57 | 8 | 1 |
6400 | You couldn’t even dress up for Christmas in July? | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
6401 | I've got two pairs just like 'em at home. | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6402 | You've never heard of horse shoes? | 1.1667 | 0.05540 | 66 | 57 | 7 | 2 |
6403 | I'm a VSCFOAL now. | 1.1667 | 0.05946 | 66 | 58 | 5 | 3 |
6404 | Now that’s two shoes of a different color | 1.1667 | 0.05540 | 66 | 57 | 7 | 2 |
6405 | #Fluevog delivers? | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
6406 | Aw, c’mon, I’m just horsin’ around... | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6407 | Idk but the polls said, "Republicans on the back foot, democrats on the front". | 1.1667 | 0.05946 | 66 | 58 | 5 | 3 |
6408 | You said to get ready for a long journey, John. | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6409 | Exchange them for skates😆 | 1.1667 | 0.05540 | 66 | 57 | 7 | 2 |
6410 | You do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around... | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6411 | I cant believe they had my size...and in more than one color! | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6412 | One foot, two foot, red foot, blue foot? Hmmmm, was it foot? | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6413 | Steve and Shirley Jenkins really misunderstood their role on the dude ranch. | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6414 | I wasn’t expecting you back until later, Jim. | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6415 | I see the CM, but where’s the YK? | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6416 | - My farrier came out. | 1.1667 | 0.05946 | 66 | 58 | 5 | 3 |
6417 | Actually, Earl, gender reveal parties honor only a binary view of identity. | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6418 | Harold, we’re not doing zoom meetings anymore. I can see your ridiculous outfit. | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
6419 | Yeah well your hat is big | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
6420 | It was the deal of the day bruh | 1.1667 | 0.05946 | 66 | 58 | 5 | 3 |
6421 | Ridiculous, a pork pie hat would be better in this heat | 1.1667 | 0.05540 | 66 | 57 | 7 | 2 |
6422 | Fashion in phase 2, Kevin, is getting hotter | 1.1667 | 0.05540 | 66 | 57 | 7 | 2 |
6423 | They’re called pumps, Todd, and they’re already nailed to my feet, so we’re both gonna have to live with them. | 1.1667 | 0.03116 | 66 | 57 | 9 | 0 |
6424 | Ok, do I look skinnier in the green flats or red pumps? | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6425 | Christmas in July,” your wife said. “Dress for Christmas in July | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
6426 | This is not my first rodeo...so, stop lecturing me about what shoes I should wear. | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
6427 | Can't a horse wear Crocs around here anymore without people staring? | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
6428 | Quit changing the subject bill, we really need to talk about your comedically oversized hat problem | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6429 | I thought we were going tap dance. My bad. | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
6430 | I sure am glad we finally used that Bloomingdale’s gift card. | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
6431 | No way I am riding you to the old town road like that | 1.1667 | 0.05946 | 66 | 58 | 5 | 3 |
6432 | We’re close...but I guess this is one of the two situations where that counts. | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6433 | Ain't nothing new but the shoes | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
6434 | Bessy, I think you’re colorblind. | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
6435 | I said port to the left, starboard to the right | 1.1667 | 0.05540 | 66 | 57 | 7 | 2 |
6436 | : “I’m doing my best to fight gender norms, but my feet are killing me.” | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
6437 | Don’t say anything about my shoes, you don’t hear me saying anything about your stupid hat | 1.1667 | 0.05540 | 66 | 57 | 7 | 2 |
6438 | They’re out of stock | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
6439 | Work on the front, party in the back.. | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6440 | I thought I’d try something different. What do you think? | 1.1667 | 0.04623 | 66 | 55 | 11 | 0 |
6441 | They’re yeezys | 1.1667 | 0.05102 | 66 | 56 | 9 | 1 |
6442 | They recommend putting yourself in others' shoes but I think I got the wrong ones | 1.1642 | 0.04033 | 67 | 57 | 10 | 0 |
6443 | It's close, it has to count. | 1.1642 | 0.05031 | 67 | 57 | 9 | 1 |
6444 | If you think our shoes are lucky check these. | 1.1642 | 0.04560 | 67 | 56 | 11 | 0 |
6445 | I can now do the two step. | 1.1642 | 0.05031 | 67 | 57 | 9 | 1 |
6446 | You've been on Etsy again, I think. | 1.1642 | 0.05462 | 67 | 58 | 7 | 2 |
6447 | Do you like the blue or the red in front? | 1.1642 | 0.05462 | 67 | 58 | 7 | 2 |
6448 | And I’m going to need your hat | 1.1642 | 0.05031 | 67 | 57 | 9 | 1 |
6449 | Larry, don’t you know horses don’t see color? | 1.1642 | 0.04033 | 67 | 57 | 10 | 0 |
6450 | You should've said you wanted to play horseshoes. | 1.1636 | 0.06749 | 55 | 49 | 3 | 3 |
6451 | Why are you asking about my personal pronoun? | 1.1636 | 0.06230 | 55 | 48 | 5 | 2 |
6452 | I'm still working on my gender identity. | 1.1636 | 0.06230 | 55 | 48 | 5 | 2 |
6453 | They/Them/Theirs. | 1.1618 | 0.03981 | 68 | 58 | 10 | 0 |
6454 | Horse froze, his eyes going wide. Ranch-hand Julie had finally caught him sneaking out to a raver… | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6455 | At a certain point, you have to realise - you make your own luck. | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
6456 | #woke | 1.1562 | 0.05554 | 64 | 56 | 6 | 2 |
6457 | I'm a slippery stud, but not footloose and fancy-free. | 1.1562 | 0.05554 | 64 | 56 | 6 | 2 |
6458 | Your filly is chilly because you’re not dilly. | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
6459 | I asked for taps. | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6460 | Elmer, Cletus, I know that's you two in there... | 1.1562 | 0.05554 | 64 | 56 | 6 | 2 |
6461 | The blacksmith had a 2 for 1 sale. | 1.1562 | 0.05554 | 64 | 56 | 6 | 2 |
6462 | It was hard to find a pair that matched | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
6463 | When you said I needed shoeing you didn’t say they had to be matching pairs! | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6464 | Technically, I'm not male or female. | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
6465 | I actually forgot to put on the add a request for a non color blind pantomime partner. | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6466 | You're making finding a matching purse nigh impossible! | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
6467 | I remind you too much of your wife?” | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
6468 | ...but all my friends are wearing high heals! | 1.1562 | 0.04295 | 64 | 56 | 7 | 1 |
6469 | Who in the world taught you how to play? | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6470 | How can I buy you a coat if your shoes don't match? | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
6471 | Don't laugh. My mom bought this hat. | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6472 | You must be the gelding. | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6473 | Quit complaining. They were on sale. | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6474 | Well that explains the kids' strangely even footprints. | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
6475 | You are NOT going on the cattle drive wearing those, twinkle toes. | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6476 | A straw hat would be more to my taste. | 1.1562 | 0.05554 | 64 | 56 | 6 | 2 |
6477 | These are great for the corral, but I'd like to talk to you about some running shoes. | 1.1562 | 0.05554 | 64 | 56 | 6 | 2 |
6478 | I promise your next pairs will be Air Jordans. | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
6479 | I said we're going to a frock shop, not a sock hop. | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6480 | How do I know where Tonto is? | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6481 | Because there wasn't a horseshoe app before. | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
6482 | What part of 'shoes' didn't you understand? | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
6483 | But last week, when they were all the same color, you said I looked ridiculous. | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6484 | Be grateful ... you know my children go barefoot! | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
6485 | It's true that I understand you better, but we're not going to get much work done. | 1.1562 | 0.05554 | 64 | 56 | 6 | 2 |
6486 | Those had better not be my Mephistos. | 1.1562 | 0.05984 | 64 | 57 | 4 | 3 |
6487 | Quit horsing around! Do the Moonwalk. | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
6488 | Perfect. We'll be running you in the flats. | 1.1562 | 0.05554 | 64 | 56 | 6 | 2 |
6489 | I don't care, I like this hat! | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6490 | OK, your next stop is at the dude ranch, then on to the circus. | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
6491 | You've been shopping on Rodeo Drive, again, haven't you? | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
6492 | I asked for a ferrier. You called Jimmy Choo. | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
6493 | I'm sorry, Fred, I can't dance without the golden saddle | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6494 | It's a colorblindness test. | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
6495 | Bill said you were looking for a horse with different shoe colors. | 1.1562 | 0.05984 | 64 | 57 | 4 | 3 |
6496 | I’m color blind Muffin, so you go with whatever pair turns you on. | 1.1562 | 0.05554 | 64 | 56 | 6 | 2 |
6497 | I refuse to be defined by your narrow binary view of sexuality. | 1.1562 | 0.05984 | 64 | 57 | 4 | 3 |
6498 | "I TOLD you to stay six feet away!" | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6499 | That is not funny! If you didn't want to go downtown, you should have said so! | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6500 | You know with my hoof size it's murder to find even a matching pair let alone four | 1.1562 | 0.05554 | 64 | 56 | 6 | 2 |
6501 | And I wind up pleasing no one. | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6502 | So your COVID-19 antibody is positive? | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
6503 | Ride share in these shoes? Cowboy, I think you should get a mask and be the alone ranger. | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6504 | I know you're all saddled up, but truthfully I think it's just too damn hot to go out on the range today. | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6505 | I understand now why our lease said no pets. | 1.1562 | 0.05984 | 64 | 57 | 4 | 3 |
6506 | Nose! Hips! Tail! Hooves! Nose! Hips...oh, forget it. | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6507 | Hey, scarpe diem. | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
6508 | Nice! Dolce & Gabbana? | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
6509 | Nope, right shoes, wrong saddle. | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6510 | What ? I couldn’t find matching pairs ! | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
6511 | Now nobody is going to notice my new horseshoes. | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
6512 | Well they're in front, first and foremost, as I am obviously closer to a donkey than whatever that big trunked freak is! | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6513 | We're not in Kansas or Memphis anymore. | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6514 | The farrier started drinking again. | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
6515 | I said we are going to the rodeo not the disco! For crying out loud Jasper, are you trying to embarrass me?” “Geez, take it easy there cowboy. I’m just horsing around. | 1.1562 | 0.05984 | 64 | 57 | 4 | 3 |
6516 | Well yes, it's a bit more clippity and a bit less clop | 1.1562 | 0.05554 | 64 | 56 | 6 | 2 |
6517 | What do you want me to say, Burt? There's a pandemic. The economy is in free fall and my only silver lining is a proliferation of BOGO at the shoe store and an increased willingness for equine consumers. Glass castles, Burt. You're now an alcoholic. | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6518 | I think it's time for me to start seeing other people. | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
6519 | Huh? I don't see colors the way you do. | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6520 | Apparently, unisex means "For unicorns only". | 1.1562 | 0.05554 | 64 | 56 | 6 | 2 |
6521 | Stop pouting. Envy doesn't suit you. | 1.1562 | 0.05554 | 64 | 56 | 6 | 2 |
6522 | On sale. Two pair for the price of one. | 1.1562 | 0.05554 | 64 | 56 | 6 | 2 |
6523 | Then he said to me 'just click your heels three times together...' | 1.1562 | 0.05554 | 64 | 56 | 6 | 2 |
6524 | Others like to get a head start on their Christmas decorating. What do you think of my hoof start? | 1.1562 | 0.05984 | 64 | 57 | 4 | 3 |
6525 | I don't give a damn if the Pope wears them! I paid good money for your classic horseshoes. | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6526 | Tell me, what is this horse shit all about?” Don Dechman. Austin T | 1.1562 | 0.05554 | 64 | 56 | 6 | 2 |
6527 | You been hangin' around that stud farm again? | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
6528 | Since you put a dressage saddle on me, I thought I'd look the part. | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6529 | cf. Prancing Horse | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
6530 | Let's go to the hop! | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6531 | Elvis up front, Madonna in the back. | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6532 | They're perfect. The blue brings out the color of your eyes in front, and in back, the red brings out the color of ... uh | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
6533 | I got them on clearance because they don't match. | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6534 | I figured having them all the same color would look odd. What do you think? | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
6535 | Unless I look positively chic these days, I simply can’t get out of the barn! | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
6536 | Be honest. Which goes better with my saddlebag? | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6537 | Two pair beats one-of-a kind, every time. | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
6538 | Neutered, right? | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
6539 | Sorry li’l pardner. We had to order you shoes on Zappos, on account of the quarantine. | 1.1562 | 0.05554 | 64 | 56 | 6 | 2 |
6540 | Now, don’t tell me you prefer those vegan metal horseshoes over leather loafers. | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6541 | Not shoes - it's mismatched socks day! | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6542 | Is this socially distant enough? | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
6543 | Look, Champ, you know how protesters are treated these days... | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6544 | You're right, the aqua colored shoes complement your blue eyes. | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6545 | OK. Final offer. The shoes and the saddle for the hat and the scarf. | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6546 | I'd go with the fuchsia - aqua is so five minutes ago | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
6547 | We DID have a date tonight, didn’t we? | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6548 | Horseshoes don't feel as comfortable and these were on sale, so... | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6549 | Does this saddle make me look fat? | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
6550 | Thank you. It really is safer for you to go to work." | 1.1562 | 0.05554 | 64 | 56 | 6 | 2 |
6551 | Click three with the reds and two with the blues if you want to win the Preakness too. | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6552 | “Her shoes.” | 1.1562 | 0.03317 | 64 | 57 | 6 | 1 |
6553 | Someone pooped in your closet. | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6554 | Ferrier’s day off. | 1.1562 | 0.03672 | 64 | 55 | 9 | 0 |
6555 | Those Queer Eye guys were nice but I don't think this is really my style | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
6556 | did you forget that you’ve been shoed ? | 1.1562 | 0.03996 | 64 | 55 | 9 | 0 |
6557 | My pronouns are neigh/neighr. | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6558 | The shoes fit alright, I don’t like wing tips. | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6559 | He said neigh to every other pair. | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
6560 | Geez, you’ll get your shoes back! So, do you want to see the gender reveal or not?! | 1.1562 | 0.05554 | 64 | 56 | 6 | 2 |
6561 | Kitten heels are in this season | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6562 | It said if you buy one pair, you get a second pair for just an added fee. | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
6563 | Now what can you show me in a kitten heel that shouts, “Take me seriously?” | 1.1562 | 0.05554 | 64 | 56 | 6 | 2 |
6564 | And who thought going holly wood was a great idea | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
6565 | It's a horseshoe upgrade | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6566 | Sheriff: "I'll let you off with a warning this time. But if you want to play the politically correct horse, you might want to get the shade of blue accurate." | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
6567 | Your farrier has gone too far this time. | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6568 | Loafers? We won’t make Laramie. | 1.1562 | 0.05554 | 64 | 56 | 6 | 2 |
6569 | This is what a Democratic rodeo is today | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
6570 | I don't care who whispered it, I don't like either color on you. | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6571 | And two deserving horses received a free pair. | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
6572 | Does your neigh mean you won’t wear a mask? | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
6573 | This is the last time I trust a furrier name Tom McAn. | 1.1562 | 0.05554 | 64 | 56 | 6 | 2 |
6574 | Nike had a sale. | 1.1562 | 0.05984 | 64 | 57 | 4 | 3 |
6575 | I just came from a fraternal foals party. | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6576 | That way Silver, they'l think we were two without a horse. | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6577 | If you really want to understand what its like to own the ranch, you have got to walk a mile in our shoes." | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
6578 | Why can I pick my shoes like you do? | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
6579 | So you're not actually a farrier. | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6580 | You need some socks... | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6581 | You’re lucky I can talk—otherwise they’d never believe that your wife and daughter have just “been in costume” these last three months. | 1.1562 | 0.05554 | 64 | 56 | 6 | 2 |
6582 | no no no, it's right foot up, left foot, slide. | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6583 | It's not what you think! | 1.1562 | 0.05984 | 64 | 57 | 4 | 3 |
6584 | You don’t like? | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6585 | The English Saddle and the turquoise shoes will wow the gang back in Tombstone. | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6586 | It's after Labor Day. | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6587 | If you think I'm taking you to the cowboy formal ball in those.....you're off your feed! | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6588 | How do we work this out with social distancing? | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6589 | I'm just undecided about my gender | 1.1562 | 0.03672 | 64 | 55 | 9 | 0 |
6590 | You should never buy shoes on the internet! | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
6591 | Our ranch welcomes Equusqueer. | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6592 | I told you never to put the pink ones on the heavy end. The arches can't carry your haunches. | 1.1562 | 0.05554 | 64 | 56 | 6 | 2 |
6593 | Are the red shoes Jimmy Choos and the blue shoes Molono Blahnik? | 1.1562 | 0.05554 | 64 | 56 | 6 | 2 |
6594 | Please pull up your bandana & 6' social distancing, please. | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
6595 | Hand-seen Italian loafers? You’re in Texas; wear your boots! | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6596 | It you do what I ask you, I'll take off my hat | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6597 | Nike is targeting a new demographic and I'm in a focus group. Should the green ones be front or back? | 1.1562 | 0.05984 | 64 | 57 | 4 | 3 |
6598 | My pronouns are they and them. | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6599 | I beg to differ. | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6600 | They're Italian. | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
6601 | What? You guys wear cowboy books and I'm stuck with these old shoes! | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6602 | You couldn't find two pairs in the same color? | 1.1562 | 0.05554 | 64 | 56 | 6 | 2 |
6603 | It’s all about accessorizing | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6604 | It’s one of those gender reveal parties. | 1.1562 | 0.05554 | 64 | 56 | 6 | 2 |
6605 | If you let me borrow your shoes, I will lend you mine... | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
6606 | Sure they're pretty, but you wouldn't believe how long it takes me to shave my legs. | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6607 | Eyes up here! | 1.1562 | 0.04295 | 64 | 56 | 7 | 1 |
6608 | I guess that’s what you get from a color blind blacksmith | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6609 | You wanted them tapped, right? | 1.1562 | 0.05984 | 64 | 57 | 4 | 3 |
6610 | you’re a sneaker head now, too? | 1.1562 | 0.05984 | 64 | 57 | 4 | 3 |
6611 | These are my racing, colors, idiot! Bring my van over, we're heading for Churchill Downs! | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
6612 | And you think my hat is too tall? | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
6613 | Can I meet your blacksmith? | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
6614 | They paired us for a reason, dude. | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6615 | You were told to stay out of your mother’s closet! | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
6616 | I'm changing my pronoun. | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6617 | Hey, pal, they thought I was kinda cute in Dodge. | 1.1562 | 0.03672 | 64 | 55 | 9 | 0 |
6618 | I've been through the desert on a horse with no name but I've never seen horseshoes so bright and modern | 1.1562 | 0.05554 | 64 | 56 | 6 | 2 |
6619 | They don’t come in yellow? | 1.1562 | 0.05554 | 64 | 56 | 6 | 2 |
6620 | No matter what I say I'll be wrong. | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
6621 | It's Jimmy Choo's two-toned prairie shoes. Green for my eyes, red for your ass. | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
6622 | My blacksmith is still in quarantine, but guess what I bought on Amazon. | 1.1562 | 0.05554 | 64 | 56 | 6 | 2 |
6623 | So? You know how gender is fluid, right? | 1.1562 | 0.05554 | 64 | 56 | 6 | 2 |
6624 | They're my new "work from home" shoes... | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
6625 | I figured out Amazon Prime during quarantine. | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
6626 | ''With the pandemic and all, this is the best we can do. Suck it up.'' | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
6627 | No, I don’t think I have a blanket that will match your shoes. | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6628 | I suppose you’ll be bucking for a game of HORSE! | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6629 | Oh yeah? Maybe you’re all saddle no cattle.” | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6630 | You have to take what you can get during the sickness plague. | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
6631 | Nu? So what was wrong with the blue ones? | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6632 | He used to be fashion designer but decided to give it up for the simpler life here as the town's blacksmith. | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6633 | Okay, my hat maker is no farrier. | 1.1562 | 0.05554 | 64 | 56 | 6 | 2 |
6634 | Yes but it doesn’t mean I’m gay. | 1.1562 | 0.05984 | 64 | 57 | 4 | 3 |
6635 | I'm following my inner moonlight. | 1.1562 | 0.05984 | 64 | 57 | 4 | 3 |
6636 | Or do you think it’s more flattering the other way around? Pink in front? | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
6637 | How else could I ride high in the saddle! | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6638 | RAINBOW SHOES? REALLY? | 1.1562 | 0.05554 | 64 | 56 | 6 | 2 |
6639 | I think I need further discussion with my farrier. | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6640 | I thought you said starboard was blue and port was red. How the heck am I supposed to walk? | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
6641 | Too matchie matchie! | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
6642 | Ummmm...... are you going to a party horse? | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
6643 | No way we're going dancing again! Our last dance was bone crushing! | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6644 | I’ve decided I want to be a show horse. | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
6645 | Okay, the 10 gallon hat still takes the cake. | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6646 | We’ll be in Amarillo by mornin if we can make a quick stop at Shoe Carnival. | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
6647 | Those were cheaper online. | 1.1562 | 0.05554 | 64 | 56 | 6 | 2 |
6648 | Harry, darling, those heel spurs won't do anything for your figure! | 1.1562 | 0.05554 | 64 | 56 | 6 | 2 |
6649 | Well I’ll be... the farrier is really stepping it up! | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6650 | For obvious reasons I always try to avoid really expensive shoes | 1.1562 | 0.05554 | 64 | 56 | 6 | 2 |
6651 | I told you horseshoes is really just a gam...never mind. | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
6652 | So that would explain that dang clippity-cloppin' when Pete and Baldy were makin' breakfast. | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
6653 | Oh really? Well I think someone wearing a hat that bad shouldn’t be criticizing anyone’s choice in shoes | 1.1562 | 0.05554 | 64 | 56 | 6 | 2 |
6654 | You need English riding boots to go with that English saddle | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6655 | While I appreciate these trendy loafers, what I really wanted were cowboy boots. | 1.1562 | 0.05984 | 64 | 57 | 4 | 3 |
6656 | Yeah, I changed them when I changed over from tap to soft shoe. | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
6657 | I wanted whatever saddle you chose to match my pumps. | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
6658 | Identity crises? I’ve had it up to here with your antics. | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
6659 | Preferred pronouns: He/Him/Hay | 1.1562 | 0.05554 | 64 | 56 | 6 | 2 |
6660 | Now...everything’s politicized. | 1.1562 | 0.02459 | 64 | 56 | 8 | 0 |
6661 | Shame on you! You went to NIKE after all these years. | 1.1562 | 0.05984 | 64 | 57 | 4 | 3 |
6662 | I thought maybe we could sashay off into the sunset. | 1.1562 | 0.05554 | 64 | 56 | 6 | 2 |
6663 | I wasn't sure which shoes the saddle is supposed to match. | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6664 | Sometimes one has to be more specific. | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6665 | I know Bucky. But your new farrier used to work on Broadway. | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6666 | When I said you were getting "sold," I didn't mean new shoes. | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6667 | In all honesty, I prefer blue suede. | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6668 | Our new blacksmith said that if I didn't like them I could bring them back. | 1.1562 | 0.05984 | 64 | 57 | 4 | 3 |
6669 | Is this what you wanted? You said horseshoes. | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6670 | They're not shoes. They're little tiny race cars. | 1.1562 | 0.05554 | 64 | 56 | 6 | 2 |
6671 | Does this mean we’re going dancing? | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6672 | My hat will get me up there! | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
6673 | You should know that I don’t ride side saddle | 1.1562 | 0.05984 | 64 | 57 | 4 | 3 |
6674 | I'll call you when I think I want your fashion advice. | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6675 | I just don’t think wingtips are for you, Pegasus. | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6676 | I hope he doesn’t notice. | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
6677 | They do match my eyes. | 1.1562 | 0.05984 | 64 | 57 | 4 | 3 |
6678 | A hat like that and you wanna make fun of my shoes? | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6679 | As if your socks always match. | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6680 | You get the cool shoes. I get the hat. | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
6681 | They were the last two pairs of shoes on sale. | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
6682 | Sorry buddy, quarantined and can't get to the horseshoe store, plus Vet said much easier on the ole knees. | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6683 | They were out of the steel ones | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
6684 | Every week I put on this ridiculous hat and enter this stupid cartoon contest and never ever win. So, come on Sir Gelding, what do I care about your multi-colored shoes? | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6685 | Now is a fine time to tell me you are Not gender confused. | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6686 | Matching shoes are highly overrated. | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6687 | Seriously, Trigger, you don't need a hat to complete your ensemble. | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
6688 | No, I will not order you two pairs of stilettos” | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6689 | You seem new at this cowboy Donald | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
6690 | Sure. Why not? I’m cool with having a being bi-sexual horse” | 1.1562 | 0.05554 | 64 | 56 | 6 | 2 |
6691 | OK, but your still going to have to take them off before Buck will let you in his house. | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6692 | You must put on cowboy boots for the parade | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
6693 | So that's it--you're non-binary. | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
6694 | We needed a little color in our lives. | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
6695 | Socks keep disappearing in the dryer. That's the only two sets I could find so stop nagging me! Anita Barlow Edmond, Oklahoma | 1.1562 | 0.05554 | 64 | 56 | 6 | 2 |
6696 | Green is to go - red is to stop. | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
6697 | Got back from my gender reveal party. | 1.1562 | 0.05984 | 64 | 57 | 4 | 3 |
6698 | Category is...this ain't my first time at the rodeo. | 1.1562 | 0.05554 | 64 | 56 | 6 | 2 |
6699 | I think boots, would be a more appropriate for our evening jaunt! | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
6700 | So, you’re gonna trot a mile in my shoes. . . | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6701 | Are you kidding? This corral is better than 'okay'. Heck, it's downright fabulous. | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
6702 | It's you! It's YOU! It's DEFINITELY YOU! | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
6703 | They call me "Moira. | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
6704 | I know the saddle doesn't match, but neither do the shoes | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
6705 | The other shoes were very tight; these are more comfortable,and stylish. | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
6706 | I wish my mom would let me duel an other person. | 1.1562 | 0.05554 | 64 | 56 | 6 | 2 |
6707 | One or two days without the clippity clop and you'll have forgotten all about it. | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
6708 | They were out of the silvery ones in your size. | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
6709 | What's that Lassie, you've learned to throw your voice? | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
6710 | I had to borrow these while mine are at the cobbler. | 1.1562 | 0.05554 | 64 | 56 | 6 | 2 |
6711 | I'd rather just loafer round here the rest of the day. | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
6712 | You can keep your hat. | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6713 | Why only 2 blue suede shoes? | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6714 | I'm not going on the roundup, I've been improperly shoed. | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6715 | Ruby red slippers or blue suede shoes? | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
6716 | Sorry, Old Paint, this town just doesn't have that kind of blacksmith. | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
6717 | Roses are red | 1.1562 | 0.05554 | 64 | 56 | 6 | 2 |
6718 | Guess we should stop by the Western Outlet | 1.1562 | 0.05554 | 64 | 56 | 6 | 2 |
6719 | Would you please take off that silly hat? | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6720 | Horse slipper, horse shoes, not house slippers! | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6721 | They accentuate my sashay. | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
6722 | What? I needed new ones...The old ones were so tacky! | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6723 | I like the effort but this isn't really how the game is played | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6724 | The cows know they’re suede, and they will NOT stay off the blue ones... | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6725 | All I need is a shirt, and pants, maybe a dress, and I can go on Broadway. | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
6726 | Then I said, “Do you feel lucky, punk?” | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
6727 | Trail mix? | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6728 | It´s time to update that old "Clipety-clop" of yesterdays westerns, don´t you think? | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
6729 | I don't care if you call them saddle oxfords, I still refuse to wear them in public. | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 56 | 7 | 1 |
6730 | What are the best shoes to wear for stealth purposes? | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
6731 | If this is your idea of a political statement, I'm not amused. | 1.1562 | 0.05554 | 64 | 56 | 6 | 2 |
6732 | Who cares what you think? Those rodeo boys are in town. | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
6733 | They didn't have green for your hind hoofs. | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6734 | Enchanted by his new 10 gallon hat, Lawrence looked the gift horse in the mouth | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6735 | The horseshoes work pretty well, thank you. | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
6736 | Blacksmithing is all new. First, you got a nail trim, then new shoes. | 1.1562 | 0.04295 | 64 | 56 | 7 | 1 |
6737 | Are you absolutely sure that you want blue to be the first over the finish line? | 1.1562 | 0.05554 | 64 | 56 | 6 | 2 |
6738 | I can see you are interested in patriotism. | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6739 | Well if the shoe fits...” | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6740 | Sorry, Sir, but I’m just too hot to trot! | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
6741 | We're trying something new, called dressage. | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6742 | By the time I got through the hat sale, they were all out of shoes | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6743 | This is not what I meant when I said that I wanted to play horseshoes... | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
6744 | Don't change the subject. Now, about that hat... | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6745 | What color should I dye the mane? | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6746 | I’m telling you, the h@t does not go | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
6747 | Where dem hooves at? | 1.1562 | 0.05554 | 64 | 56 | 6 | 2 |
6748 | They both were throwing these at each other...so l took’em! | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
6749 | Do you think they’ll let us into Dallas Fashion Week? | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6750 | I know , I should just take the saddle, I got carried away. | 1.1562 | 0.03672 | 64 | 55 | 9 | 0 |
6751 | Today's Wednesday, not casual Friday. | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
6752 | At least it's a dry heat. | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6753 | I dress by mood. | 1.1562 | 0.05984 | 64 | 57 | 4 | 3 |
6754 | Am I a pretty girl? | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
6755 | I thought we're supposed to be cowboys | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6756 | Political loafers, I’m just being literal not liberal | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
6757 | It’s for TikTok. | 1.1562 | 0.05554 | 64 | 56 | 6 | 2 |
6758 | suppose its time to come clean about the rodeo clowns | 1.1562 | 0.05554 | 64 | 56 | 6 | 2 |
6759 | You don’t wear pants on zoom, so I’m wearing these | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
6760 | sorry, it’s just that this is the first chance i’ve had to dress up in months... | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6761 | Jerry, I think it’s time you try farmers only dot com. | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6762 | What? You said go ahead and get the mules | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
6763 | Those Instagram ads really know how to target you! | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6764 | What? Sarah Jessica Parker did it! | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6765 | You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky? ' Well, do ya, punk? | 1.1562 | 0.05984 | 64 | 57 | 4 | 3 |
6766 | All the foals are doing it. | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
6767 | That better be lucky | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
6768 | 1821 can't get here fast enough. | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
6769 | I don’t get to leave the house much these days, I have to take advantage of my opportunities | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6770 | The ad did say fierce horse. | 1.1562 | 0.05554 | 64 | 56 | 6 | 2 |
6771 | Don’t be so uptight, Bob ... in this day and age colors aren’t gender specific. | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
6772 | Are these vegan? | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
6773 | Let me guess - business up front; party in the back... | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
6774 | You’re such an attention horse! | 1.1562 | 0.05554 | 64 | 56 | 6 | 2 |
6775 | The Amazon reviews said all-terrain | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6776 | Zappos BOGO! | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
6777 | What? Ever heard of change management courses? | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6778 | No, social distancing doesn't mean I have to stop being fashionable. | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6779 | Let's go talk to that new blacksmith | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
6780 | It’s time to make up your mind: either red or blue! | 1.1562 | 0.05554 | 64 | 56 | 6 | 2 |
6781 | Now whose the ridiculous one now?? No cap | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
6782 | My blind spot is behind me. | 1.1562 | 0.05984 | 64 | 57 | 4 | 3 |
6783 | The sign said “2 pairs for $35 only!” | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6784 | I’m not so sure about that new farrier of yours. | 1.1562 | 0.05984 | 64 | 57 | 4 | 3 |
6785 | Please officer, I was on my way to a gender reveal. . | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
6786 | Don’t get me wrong, those are cute, but between the pink and the blues...I’d suggest just reigning it in a bit | 1.1562 | 0.05554 | 64 | 56 | 6 | 2 |
6787 | This is what you meant by “free range”, right? | 1.1562 | 0.05984 | 64 | 57 | 4 | 3 |
6788 | If you think this is hard, try carrying you around | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6789 | You only led me to these loafers. Putting them on is MY choice. | 1.1562 | 0.05554 | 64 | 56 | 6 | 2 |
6790 | You look different than your Tinder profile. | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
6791 | I know these shoes were a risky choice, but not as risky as that hat, Dave | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6792 | I’m definitely a shoe-in for the next race. | 1.1562 | 0.05554 | 64 | 56 | 6 | 2 |
6793 | Yes, my hat is the problem | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6794 | Damn it Mr.Ed you have a zoom call in 5 minutes could you please go put on some pants!!” “Oh Wilbur! | 1.1562 | 0.05554 | 64 | 56 | 6 | 2 |
6795 | I'll simply die if I show up to the cattle rustling overdressed again. So whaddya think--pumps or flats? | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6796 | I have transcended the gender binary. | 1.1562 | 0.05984 | 64 | 57 | 4 | 3 |
6797 | Sorry, old partner, but the corral is no longer O.K. | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
6798 | I thought some color was needed in all this gray. | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
6799 | C’mon you know I’m not a runner or a jumper... I’m a strutter through and through. | 1.1562 | 0.05554 | 64 | 56 | 6 | 2 |
6800 | Haven't had a mani-pedi in so long, I had to hide my feet!. | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6801 | I actually like to do to party in the front and business in the back. | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
6802 | What? I’m trotting my stuff. | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6803 | I just like these shoes better. | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
6804 | I don’t know when I can go out again. | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6805 | Do you think these new shoes make me look fat? . | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6806 | Neigh, I am they. | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6807 | I’ve been watching a lot of telly these days | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
6808 | 'Fuck gender, its equality' | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
6809 | When a man walks into a barn | 1.1562 | 0.05984 | 64 | 57 | 4 | 3 |
6810 | ‘Like you said, maybe the aquamarine is a little too fashion-forward” | 1.1562 | 0.06385 | 64 | 58 | 2 | 4 |
6811 | yes jerry, i know, my socks are mismatched. | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6812 | Nothings changed. You can still take a horse to water but can't make it drink. | 1.1562 | 0.05554 | 64 | 56 | 6 | 2 |
6813 | Is loss of vision a coronavirus symptom? Maybe you should work from someone else’s home. | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6814 | OMG.. I'm having twins? 😮 | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
6815 | Evidently the new Farrier used to work in show business | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
6816 | When I said, that America dream turned into traveling circus, I meant the other thing, Bolivar. | 1.1562 | 0.05554 | 64 | 56 | 6 | 2 |
6817 | Don’t worry, they can’t see them on the Zoom calls | 1.1562 | 0.04295 | 64 | 56 | 7 | 1 |
6818 | You’ll never corral my sartorial flair. | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6819 | Cowboy hat? On a ranch? Groundbreaking. | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
6820 | What? DSW had a sale! | 1.1562 | 0.05984 | 64 | 57 | 4 | 3 |
6821 | I’m running for mare and need to look professional. | 1.1562 | 0.05984 | 64 | 57 | 4 | 3 |
6822 | Casual-formal, right? | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6823 | The shoes? I am headed to the Christmas dance. | 1.1562 | 0.05984 | 64 | 57 | 4 | 3 |
6824 | I know they’re no longer lucky, Al, but I think they go great with my saddle. | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6825 | Horsey, based on the abundance of color, I don’t think we’re in Kansas anymore | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
6826 | The spurs are enough for preventing you from catching Covid-19, pal, but ok... | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6827 | This is what you look like when you wear Crocs | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6828 | Do you wanna be in my shoes? Pink or green..? | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6829 | Is it right to left or front to back? | 1.1562 | 0.05984 | 64 | 57 | 4 | 3 |
6830 | So these will bring me luck? | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
6831 | Thanks, but I meant a *peach* cobbler. | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6832 | The usual ones were made in China. | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
6833 | You've got them on the wrong feet. | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6834 | They didn’t have four in the same color? | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
6835 | What? My neigh highs are on backorder. | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6836 | HAAAAY! | 1.1562 | 0.05554 | 64 | 56 | 6 | 2 |
6837 | I don’t think you can become America’s Next Nag Superstar by just wearing those | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
6838 | Bring on the dancing horses | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
6839 | Trigger, you're trying to trigger me again. | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
6840 | Low miles and stabled on parquet. This was a Leslie Jordan trade-in. | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
6841 | I'm not saying that I don't like the statement, it's just not right for the fair | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
6842 | Well the guy at the store said they were half off... | 1.1562 | 0.05984 | 64 | 57 | 4 | 3 |
6843 | I thought for a change, we would jog on off into the sunset. | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
6844 | The queer eye folks are in Town | 1.1562 | 0.05984 | 64 | 57 | 4 | 3 |
6845 | Yeah look they say you’ve just gotta quarantine in this here patch for 14 days.....at least you’re allowed to still play golf | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
6846 | „You are wearing mismatched shoes.“ - „I want to have your problems.“ | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
6847 | Sharing is caring. | 1.1562 | 0.05984 | 64 | 57 | 4 | 3 |
6848 | Shoes are nice but you still can’t make me drink. | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
6849 | I heard we are going to rodeo in New York. | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
6850 | As far as I know it's more important to wear a mask! | 1.1562 | 0.05984 | 64 | 57 | 4 | 3 |
6851 | My farrier is rich | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6852 | It is 2020, so why not? | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6853 | Mr. Ford says you’re needed in wardrobe | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6854 | So which one are ya? Good, Bad or Ugly? | 1.1562 | 0.05088 | 64 | 55 | 8 | 1 |
6855 | I got them at Zappos! Now you can mix and match. | 1.1562 | 0.05984 | 64 | 57 | 4 | 3 |
6856 | In quarantine, all bets are off, Frank - 🐴 | 1.1562 | 0.04575 | 64 | 54 | 10 | 0 |
6857 | I even added a symbol and made it 16 characters long. Tell me how you did it. | 1.1538 | 0.05015 | 65 | 56 | 8 | 1 |
6858 | You know what they say about horses with blue feet... | 1.1538 | 0.05896 | 65 | 58 | 4 | 3 |
6859 | My farrier is color agnostic. What’s up with your haberdasher? | 1.1538 | 0.04510 | 65 | 55 | 10 | 0 |
6860 | I thought you'd be pleased - I got rid of the high heels | 1.1538 | 0.04510 | 65 | 55 | 10 | 0 |
6861 | No, it is not the shape of my head. | 1.1538 | 0.05015 | 65 | 56 | 8 | 1 |
6862 | Are you colorblind? | 1.1538 | 0.05896 | 65 | 58 | 4 | 3 |
6863 | They don't have to match, just go together. | 1.1538 | 0.04510 | 65 | 55 | 10 | 0 |
6864 | I guess this is not the Wild West any longer. | 1.1538 | 0.03941 | 65 | 56 | 9 | 0 |
6865 | I think the red brings out the richness of your brown eyes best. | 1.1538 | 0.04510 | 65 | 55 | 10 | 0 |
6866 | They were on a no horsing around sale | 1.1538 | 0.04510 | 65 | 55 | 10 | 0 |
6867 | I got them from Imelda Marcos' closet on eBay! | 1.1538 | 0.04510 | 65 | 55 | 10 | 0 |
6868 | I hope you used the new contactless credit card for that purchase. | 1.1538 | 0.03941 | 65 | 56 | 9 | 0 |
6869 | No, I said walk a mile in MY shoes, pardner! | 1.1538 | 0.04510 | 65 | 55 | 10 | 0 |
6870 | It’s my tribute to Texas becoming a purple state. | 1.1538 | 0.06291 | 65 | 59 | 2 | 4 |
6871 | How many times do I have to tell you to wear cleats when you kick that pigskin over the fence. | 1.1538 | 0.02885 | 65 | 57 | 8 | 0 |
6872 | Sorry, they didn’t have any in your size. | 1.1538 | 0.05015 | 65 | 56 | 8 | 1 |
6873 | No. No cattle. Is that a problem? | 1.1538 | 0.04510 | 65 | 55 | 10 | 0 |
6874 | Despite you attractive, chic and colorful shoes, this is as far as I get during these days of social distancing. | 1.1538 | 0.04510 | 65 | 55 | 10 | 0 |
6875 | What kind of yokel would say I’m well shod? I couldn’t possible be well shod until my farrier starts supplying Louboutins in quads! | 1.1538 | 0.05473 | 65 | 57 | 6 | 2 |
6876 | Basic black was just too boring | 1.1538 | 0.05896 | 65 | 58 | 4 | 3 |
6877 | Horseshoe my butt!! | 1.1538 | 0.05015 | 65 | 56 | 8 | 1 |
6878 | I can changed them if you prefer the spurs. I know you how like it rough. | 1.1538 | 0.05015 | 65 | 56 | 8 | 1 |
6879 | Did you take off your costume yet? Hard to tell!!! | 1.1538 | 0.05015 | 65 | 56 | 8 | 1 |
6880 | When I said you needed new shoes, I meant shoeing, as in aluminum or steel, not Fluvogs! | 1.1538 | 0.05473 | 65 | 57 | 6 | 2 |
6881 | This is what you get when the farrier is social distancing. | 1.1538 | 0.05473 | 65 | 57 | 6 | 2 |
6882 | I also do a mean schottische and tap. | 1.1538 | 0.06291 | 65 | 59 | 2 | 4 |
6883 | But how will Clyde know if it's a boy or a girl?" | 1.1538 | 0.04510 | 65 | 55 | 10 | 0 |
6884 | O. K. Who’s turn is it to be on top today. | 1.1538 | 0.05473 | 65 | 57 | 6 | 2 |
6885 | So this ought to be one of the mor | 1.1538 | 0.05015 | 65 | 56 | 8 | 1 |
6886 | A conspiracy’s afoot. | 1.1538 | 0.05015 | 65 | 56 | 8 | 1 |
6887 | Will you take me square dancing now? | 1.1538 | 0.05015 | 65 | 56 | 8 | 1 |
6888 | Nothing fancy, just low heels, but I love the look. | 1.1538 | 0.05015 | 65 | 56 | 8 | 1 |
6889 | Hmm, I think the pink goes better with your saddle. | 1.1538 | 0.05015 | 65 | 56 | 8 | 1 |
6890 | Whoa, Imelda! Are you sure you want to mix Hoka One Ones heavily cushioned for trail running with Nike ZoomX Vaporfly NEXTs that are the fastest shoe ever made? | 1.1538 | 0.05473 | 65 | 57 | 6 | 2 |
6891 | I was going for the "Carrie Bradshaw" look. | 1.1538 | 0.05015 | 65 | 56 | 8 | 1 |
6892 | From the BOGO sale at the Blacksmiths. Why? | 1.1538 | 0.05015 | 65 | 56 | 8 | 1 |
6893 | "You're color blind | 1.1538 | 0.05015 | 65 | 56 | 8 | 1 |
6894 | No silly, these are my driving shoes. | 1.1538 | 0.05896 | 65 | 58 | 4 | 3 |
6895 | Well, do you want to hear what I think? Or do you want to hear what you want to hear? | 1.1538 | 0.04510 | 65 | 55 | 10 | 0 |
6896 | Practical or Night Out On The Town? You decide. | 1.1538 | 0.05750 | 52 | 45 | 6 | 1 |
6897 | I guess I now have to refer to you as they or them. | 1.1538 | 0.04510 | 65 | 55 | 10 | 0 |
6898 | What's this 'I just wanna be me' crap?! What happened to 'us', partner? | 1.1538 | 0.04510 | 65 | 55 | 10 | 0 |
6899 | Perhaps we should go with one color. They clash with my mane. | 1.1538 | 0.04510 | 65 | 57 | 7 | 1 |
6900 | At least I don't have o try matching my socks too. | 1.1538 | 0.05015 | 65 | 56 | 8 | 1 |
6901 | Horsey likey!!!! | 1.1538 | 0.05473 | 65 | 59 | 3 | 3 |
6902 | Jumping Jehoshaphats. I said, ‘Shoe him for a rodeo exhibition and a cattle drive,’ not a cattle exhibition and Rodeo Drive. | 1.1538 | 0.05473 | 65 | 57 | 6 | 2 |
6903 | Thought I told you to wear the lucky ones. | 1.1538 | 0.04510 | 65 | 57 | 7 | 1 |
6904 | Excuse me, but do you know your shoes don't match? | 1.1538 | 0.05473 | 65 | 57 | 6 | 2 |
6905 | I guess I should have been more concerned with "port" and "starboard," rather than "fore" and "aft." | 1.1538 | 0.05015 | 65 | 56 | 8 | 1 |
6906 | My farrier is fabulous. | 1.1538 | 0.05015 | 65 | 56 | 8 | 1 |
6907 | Not with that silly hat. | 1.1538 | 0.05015 | 65 | 56 | 8 | 1 |
6908 | Nice slippers, but what do you think of my hat? | 1.1538 | 0.04510 | 65 | 55 | 10 | 0 |
6909 | What is your preferred pronoun? | 1.1538 | 0.04510 | 65 | 55 | 10 | 0 |
6910 | These clash with my one-shoulder cocktrail dress. | 1.1538 | 0.05015 | 65 | 56 | 8 | 1 |
6911 | Better alternate the colors so the Dems can't argue they came in first. | 1.1538 | 0.05015 | 65 | 56 | 8 | 1 |
6912 | Well, I suppose we can say it was still dark when you put your shoes on. | 1.1538 | 0.05473 | 65 | 57 | 6 | 2 |
6913 | How many times do I have to tell you those shoes aren’t serviceable. | 1.1538 | 0.05896 | 65 | 58 | 4 | 3 |
6914 | Mind if we stay off the main trail today? I got dressed in the dark this morning and I think I grabbed my wife’s sho | 1.1538 | 0.05473 | 65 | 57 | 6 | 2 |
6915 | I'm training for the old soft shoe rodeo. | 1.1538 | 0.04510 | 65 | 55 | 10 | 0 |
6916 | My home isn't on the range anymore; it's on the walkway. | 1.1538 | 0.05896 | 65 | 58 | 4 | 3 |
6917 | Walk and trot, canter and gallop. It's the latest in horse racing shoes. | 1.1538 | 0.05896 | 65 | 58 | 4 | 3 |
6918 | Stop me if you’ve heard this one: A bartender walks into a corral... | 1.1538 | 0.05473 | 65 | 57 | 6 | 2 |
6919 | He’s not my usual blacksmith. | 1.1538 | 0.05015 | 65 | 56 | 8 | 1 |
6920 | I don’t know how you people do it, all day long! | 1.1538 | 0.04510 | 65 | 55 | 10 | 0 |
6921 | I'm no one trick pony... I can square dance with the best of them! | 1.1538 | 0.04510 | 65 | 55 | 10 | 0 |
6922 | That's a great gender reveal for your twins! | 1.1538 | 0.04510 | 65 | 55 | 10 | 0 |
6923 | Mask up, buttercup | 1.1538 | 0.05015 | 65 | 56 | 8 | 1 |
6924 | Remember it counts if it's even close. | 1.1538 | 0.04510 | 65 | 55 | 10 | 0 |
6925 | I thought I told you,Red,Right,Return. | 1.1538 | 0.05473 | 65 | 57 | 6 | 2 |
6926 | I used to race, but now I do gender-reveal stomping." | 1.1538 | 0.04510 | 65 | 55 | 10 | 0 |
6927 | If selling my hedge fun and becoming a rancher was wrong, why does it feel so damn right? | 1.1538 | 0.04510 | 65 | 55 | 10 | 0 |
6928 | How many times do I have to tell you? Red is to port and green is to starboard. | 1.1538 | 0.05750 | 52 | 45 | 6 | 1 |
6929 | Actually, these are my new saddle shoes. Why do you ask? | 1.1538 | 0.04510 | 65 | 55 | 10 | 0 |
6930 | I'd love me some Texas two-step! | 1.1538 | 0.04510 | 65 | 55 | 10 | 0 |
6931 | I just want to be like you,Poppy. | 1.1538 | 0.05473 | 65 | 57 | 6 | 2 |
6932 | It's not my shoes, it's your hat! | 1.1538 | 0.04510 | 65 | 55 | 10 | 0 |
6933 | I've become an independent. | 1.1538 | 0.05896 | 65 | 58 | 4 | 3 |
6934 | No. Red on the right returning. | 1.1538 | 0.05015 | 65 | 56 | 8 | 1 |
6935 | Now when they see me coming, they'll be able to tell my from from my back. | 1.1538 | 0.05473 | 65 | 57 | 6 | 2 |
6936 | You ready NOW to go to old town road? | 1.1538 | 0.05473 | 65 | 57 | 6 | 2 |
6937 | No, I didn't get them mixed up, I have another set like that at home. | 1.1538 | 0.05015 | 65 | 56 | 8 | 1 |
6938 | "It turns out almost doesn't count with horseshoes." | 1.1538 | 0.05896 | 65 | 58 | 4 | 3 |
6939 | Are you telling me that my wife has to wear the metal ones? | 1.1538 | 0.05473 | 65 | 57 | 6 | 2 |
6940 | My farrier is Italian | 1.1538 | 0.04510 | 65 | 55 | 10 | 0 |
6941 | It's definitely outre to be matchy-matchy | 1.1538 | 0.05473 | 65 | 57 | 6 | 2 |
6942 | Penny, the loper, wearing her favorite shoes. | 1.1538 | 0.05015 | 65 | 56 | 8 | 1 |
6943 | Patriot, I got you red and blue shoes - but a white saddle is a lady's side-saddle. | 1.1538 | 0.05473 | 65 | 57 | 6 | 2 |
6944 | Not bad in the snow, but sharp rocks are a problem. | 1.1538 | 0.05473 | 65 | 57 | 6 | 2 |
6945 | Will you speak human now? | 1.1538 | 0.05015 | 65 | 56 | 8 | 1 |
6946 | Those aren't my shoes. | 1.1538 | 0.05473 | 65 | 57 | 6 | 2 |
6947 | I don’t care what the other horses are wearing. Go change into your boots for our hike. | 1.1538 | 0.04510 | 65 | 55 | 10 | 0 |
6948 | I just couldn’t neigh NO to both Jimmy Choo AND Louboutin! | 1.1538 | 0.05473 | 65 | 57 | 6 | 2 |
6949 | They're cheaper at Zappo's | 1.1538 | 0.05015 | 65 | 56 | 8 | 1 |
6950 | I said let's check out some colorful views, not colorful shoes | 1.1538 | 0.05015 | 65 | 56 | 8 | 1 |
6951 | I'm tellin' ya, Butch, that thar metrosexyul look just aint fittin'; even on a dude ranch. | 1.1538 | 0.05015 | 65 | 56 | 8 | 1 |
6952 | It was buy one pair and get a second pair free. Limited selection. | 1.1538 | 0.05473 | 65 | 57 | 6 | 2 |
6953 | Do you want to dance? | 1.1538 | 0.05896 | 65 | 58 | 4 | 3 |
6954 | I was on the fence. Then there was the gallop pole,which was tiring. Now let's leave it that blue is in front and red is behind. | 1.1538 | 0.05473 | 65 | 57 | 6 | 2 |
6955 | I told that new ranch hand to take you to a blacksmith--not Ladysmith Black Mambazo! | 1.1538 | 0.05015 | 65 | 56 | 8 | 1 |
6956 | I thought it would behoove me to get new footwear” | 1.1538 | 0.04510 | 65 | 55 | 10 | 0 |
6957 | He's finally making an attempt to understand I'm gender fluid,but what is it he doesn't get about buying horse shoes? | 1.1538 | 0.05896 | 65 | 58 | 4 | 3 |
6958 | The other trainers are in quarantine. | 1.1538 | 0.04510 | 65 | 55 | 10 | 0 |
6959 | Which best go with my saddle bag? | 1.1538 | 0.05473 | 65 | 57 | 6 | 2 |
6960 | You can pick the color, but remember to get a matching saddle. | 1.1538 | 0.05015 | 65 | 56 | 8 | 1 |
6961 | Yea, these guys wanted to trade shoes. They said it was for a game or something. Don't worry though, these have a much higher resale value. | 1.1538 | 0.04510 | 65 | 55 | 10 | 0 |
6962 | Honest to Goodness I didn't know if I was Arthur or Martha. | 1.1538 | 0.05473 | 65 | 57 | 6 | 2 |
6963 | Have you tried the four step? | 1.1538 | 0.04510 | 65 | 55 | 10 | 0 |
6964 | “Ya wanna trade bling?“ | 1.1538 | 0.04510 | 65 | 55 | 10 | 0 |
6965 | It's not everyday you come across two saps needing equipment for a lawn game. | 1.1538 | 0.03941 | 65 | 56 | 9 | 0 |
6966 | My farrier reads fashion magazines." | 1.1538 | 0.05473 | 65 | 57 | 6 | 2 |
6967 | I thought I'd take up ballet | 1.1538 | 0.04510 | 65 | 55 | 10 | 0 |
6968 | Well, Bertha, those shoes look better on you than they do on her. | 1.1538 | 0.05015 | 65 | 56 | 8 | 1 |
6969 | 'Does this mean twins?' | 1.1538 | 0.05015 | 65 | 56 | 8 | 1 |
6970 | All four the same would be too matchy-matchy | 1.1538 | 0.04510 | 65 | 55 | 10 | 0 |
6971 | No, this is certainly not a rejection of how you self identify. These were the only ones they had | 1.1538 | 0.04510 | 65 | 55 | 10 | 0 |
6972 | My hat does not indicate a hoedown so take off your dancing shoes. | 1.1538 | 0.04510 | 65 | 55 | 10 | 0 |
6973 | But they don't go with the cowboy theme Tucker! Let's save them for the party next weekend. | 1.1538 | 0.05473 | 65 | 57 | 6 | 2 |
6974 | ‘’No, no hints. The gender reveal comes at the end of the trail.’ | 1.1538 | 0.06372 | 52 | 46 | 4 | 2 |
6975 | That's the last time I visit the Ferrier of Oz. | 1.1538 | 0.05015 | 65 | 56 | 8 | 1 |
6976 | Gilt.com | 1.1538 | 0.05015 | 65 | 56 | 8 | 1 |
6977 | : I TOLD you not to go with that farrier! | 1.1538 | 0.05015 | 65 | 56 | 8 | 1 |
6978 | Don’t worry, this isn’t my first rodeo-themed gender reveal. | 1.1538 | 0.05249 | 65 | 59 | 3 | 3 |
6979 | You see Fred, not only I look fabulous but I’m sure we are winning something at this year’s fair! | 1.1538 | 0.05473 | 65 | 57 | 6 | 2 |
6980 | back already from that gender reveal party hu? | 1.1538 | 0.05750 | 52 | 45 | 6 | 1 |
6981 | Please stop using ‘he,’ Randy. I’ve told you before, my correct pronoun is ‘neigh.’ | 1.1538 | 0.05473 | 65 | 57 | 6 | 2 |
6982 | Looks like you’re out of luck. | 1.1538 | 0.05473 | 65 | 57 | 6 | 2 |
6983 | Whaddya mean, they’re on the wrong feet? | 1.1538 | 0.04510 | 65 | 55 | 10 | 0 |
6984 | I guess my biggest regret is choosing the gender reveal party over the glue factory. | 1.1538 | 0.05015 | 65 | 56 | 8 | 1 |
6985 | If only colored hooves could change the bland world | 1.1538 | 0.05015 | 65 | 56 | 8 | 1 |
6986 | I got a nice deal on ebay. | 1.1538 | 0.05015 | 65 | 56 | 8 | 1 |
6987 | What? I wore a mask at the shoe store. | 1.1538 | 0.05896 | 65 | 58 | 4 | 3 |
6988 | And that’s when Barnaby knew he was going to kill Tex and steal his hat. | 1.1538 | 0.05896 | 65 | 58 | 4 | 3 |
6989 | Bert stared at his new horse and sighed. “I should have never moved out of the city.” | 1.1538 | 0.05473 | 65 | 57 | 6 | 2 |
6990 | Pictured Above: a day in the life of a 21st century influencer | 1.1538 | 0.05750 | 52 | 45 | 6 | 1 |
6991 | Jimmy Choo had a BOGO Sale | 1.1538 | 0.04510 | 65 | 55 | 10 | 0 |
6992 | You told me I could play with the mules. | 1.1538 | 0.05015 | 65 | 56 | 8 | 1 |
6993 | Port and starboard dosen't quite work with four legs. | 1.1538 | 0.05473 | 65 | 57 | 6 | 2 |
6994 | Yeah, them sneakers are reallll nice, but we still gotta go see the blacksmith tomorry fer yer new horseshoes. | 1.1538 | 0.04510 | 65 | 55 | 10 | 0 |
6995 | We all hoped Bessy would make something of herself. | 1.1538 | 0.05896 | 65 | 58 | 4 | 3 |
6996 | You at least could’ve matched them | 1.1538 | 0.05896 | 65 | 58 | 4 | 3 |
6997 | I have a dream: to dance in these lovely shoes. | 1.1538 | 0.05015 | 65 | 58 | 5 | 2 |
6998 | I got you a pair too! Guess what color. | 1.1538 | 0.04510 | 65 | 55 | 10 | 0 |
6999 | You know what, Jeb? This is the last time I try to keep it fresh for you. | 1.1538 | 0.05015 | 65 | 56 | 8 | 1 |
7000 | . “Fancy Pants is so yesterday” | 1.1538 | 0.04510 | 65 | 55 | 10 | 0 |
7001 | I’m sorry, Champ, they hired you for a quadruplet gender reveal party | 1.1538 | 0.05015 | 65 | 56 | 8 | 1 |
7002 | Are you a republican or Democrat, I wasn't sure. | 1.1538 | 0.05750 | 52 | 45 | 6 | 1 |
7003 | 'I'm just sick of the gender binary, John" | 1.1538 | 0.04510 | 65 | 55 | 10 | 0 |
7004 | So...what’s she having?? | 1.1538 | 0.04510 | 65 | 55 | 10 | 0 |
7005 | Neither of those goes with fur | 1.1538 | 0.05896 | 65 | 58 | 4 | 3 |
7006 | Now I reckon things can get crazy playing horseshoes Earl, but you can’t expect me to attend the Rodeo barefoot now can ya? | 1.1538 | 0.05473 | 65 | 57 | 6 | 2 |
7007 | Yeah, I guess people need more luck these days. Hopefully demand decreases in 2021. | 1.1538 | 0.05473 | 65 | 57 | 6 | 2 |
7008 | What? I’m defying gender roles and species norms this pandemic too. | 1.1538 | 0.05015 | 65 | 56 | 8 | 1 |
7009 | Look man I can't afford to have athlete's foot. | 1.1538 | 0.04510 | 65 | 55 | 10 | 0 |
7010 | I though we’d agreed on no spurs tonight. | 1.1538 | 0.05473 | 65 | 57 | 6 | 2 |
7011 | My upfront name is Gregory, my backup name is Gwen. | 1.1515 | 0.03888 | 66 | 57 | 9 | 0 |
7012 | This is what happens when you send a horse to do a man’s job | 1.1515 | 0.04944 | 66 | 59 | 5 | 2 |
7013 | Nope! Your belt doesn't match my shoes! | 1.1515 | 0.04447 | 66 | 58 | 7 | 1 |
7014 | What? The ones YOU gave me weren’t my size | 1.1515 | 0.04447 | 66 | 58 | 7 | 1 |
7015 | fuck I look shittier than a horse | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
7016 | They were on sale. | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
7017 | Astaire hoofed it in shoes. | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
7018 | I didn't know horses were color blind. | 1.1475 | 0.06112 | 61 | 55 | 3 | 3 |
7019 | They were on sale at the bridle shop. | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
7020 | Way to go, Buckeroo: now neither pair matches my saddle. | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
7021 | Know a good cobbler? | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
7022 | The only matching set they had were mules. | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
7023 | I said you need horse shoes! Not, horsing around shoes. | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
7024 | Which color says, "Dressage"? | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
7025 | Okay, okay Mike . . . I'll call you Nike. | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
7026 | This is to remind people that I self-identify as they/them/theirs | 1.1475 | 0.05647 | 61 | 54 | 5 | 2 |
7027 | Sorry Bill, I used your charge card, but I just had to have these shoes. | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
7028 | I think it's a good idea for our dressage practice. | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
7029 | I've got a matching set back at the stable. | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
7030 | NO, NO, you must only wear the color it says on your birth certificate. | 1.1475 | 0.05647 | 61 | 54 | 5 | 2 |
7031 | While you were loafing around, I was hoofing it for the pair of us. | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
7032 | Very elegant, but they are mismatched! | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
7033 | I know your shoes don't match, but none of the stallions will see you out here. | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
7034 | I double dare you | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
7035 | Just a subtle reminder so you don't forget my Christmas present this year. | 1.1475 | 0.05647 | 61 | 54 | 5 | 2 |
7036 | You don’t have to be the Lone Ranger to wear a mask. | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
7037 | I don't care that it's slippery today. It's not your turn to ride me. | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
7038 | They only come in pairs. | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
7039 | Well that's the last time I buy a horse from a guy named Dr. Seuss | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
7040 | We can't gallop yet. My Fitbit is still in the charger. | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
7041 | Ya look like a foal in those! | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
7042 | Well, yes. it is a horse shoe fashion statement. | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
7043 | Just meet me at the wagon. We'll talk later! | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
7044 | Can I sit on your face? | 1.1475 | 0.05647 | 61 | 54 | 5 | 2 |
7045 | Sorry. Ran out of horse shoes. | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
7046 | Gender confusion? | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
7047 | Okay. So what is it? LGBTQ or...? | 1.1475 | 0.05647 | 61 | 54 | 5 | 2 |
7048 | Sorry, I got a bundle for your horse shoes on the tourist market and Mabel's old shoes will have to do. | 1.1475 | 0.05647 | 61 | 54 | 5 | 2 |
7049 | The establishment issued ones were just not conducive to my form of self-expression, you know? | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
7050 | Haaaaaaaay! But seriously, do you have any hay? | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
7051 | It's supposed to be port and starboard. | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
7052 | Ah, gender neutral I see. I’ll ride with that. Do also you say “they” instead of “neigh”? | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
7053 | Too much reveal. | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
7054 | Until you find us a blacksmith, this is how it's gonna be | 1.1475 | 0.05647 | 61 | 54 | 5 | 2 |
7055 | The shoe size thing? It's a myth. | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
7056 | really pardner the answer any question is Jimmy Choo! | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
7057 | The new blacksmith is from Milan, bless his heart! He didn't understand the concept of horseshoes. | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
7058 | My Mom said they were having a sale on horse shoes, why? | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
7059 | You could have researched “horse shoes”! Just pull up your mask and go back to Duluth! | 1.1475 | 0.05647 | 61 | 54 | 5 | 2 |
7060 | Don't look at me—he's your blacksmith. | 1.1475 | 0.05647 | 61 | 54 | 5 | 2 |
7061 | The farrier wants to know which you like best. | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
7062 | But I asked for Louboutin. I'm terribly disappointed. | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
7063 | It looks like the local farrier has been at the booze again. | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
7064 | Actually, close doesn't count. They were too small. | 1.1475 | 0.05647 | 61 | 54 | 5 | 2 |
7065 | Two miles in two men's shoes and...nothing. | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
7066 | If I had won our bet, the blacksmith would have needed to wear my shoes. | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
7067 | The only problem was nailing the old ones on the dudes I traded with. | 1.1475 | 0.05647 | 61 | 54 | 5 | 2 |
7068 | So, why don’t we grab a cold one and have a little chat! | 1.1475 | 0.05647 | 61 | 54 | 5 | 2 |
7069 | Now I'm a horse of a different color at each end. | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
7070 | Do these colors make me look gay? | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 54 | 6 | 1 |
7071 | I think the red ones make you look fat. | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
7072 | Didn't you say we were part of the search party? | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
7073 | I hate them but at least they won't rust. | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
7074 | We love playing ‘Red Light, Green Light’ in the paddock. | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
7075 | OK, pal, are you ready for the showdown at Gucci Gulch? | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
7076 | I guess if I can wear this ridiculous penis hat, you are entitled to be non-binary. | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
7077 | Trust me, Trigger, they're all the rage in France. | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
7078 | When will the wedding be? | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
7079 | I'm non-conforming non-binary genderqueer, falling somewhere in between stallion and mare and I find your hat phallically threatening. | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
7080 | You don't think it's too big? | 1.1475 | 0.05647 | 61 | 54 | 5 | 2 |
7081 | There’s no place like home... |
1.1475 | 0.05647 | 61 | 54 | 5 | 2 |
7082 | I thought I told you that you aren't allowed to wear designer shoes until you are a teenager! | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
7083 | I'll return them back. I promise | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
7084 | I’m sorry, but ranch life just isn’t for me. I’ll be leaving for New York in the morning. | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
7085 | I thought you said “heels of a different color.” | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
7086 | Horseshoes are a scam - did you know that not a single horseshoe wearer has ever won the lottery ? | 1.1475 | 0.06112 | 61 | 55 | 3 | 3 |
7087 | Well, these two were really down on their luck! | 1.1475 | 0.05647 | 61 | 54 | 5 | 2 |
7088 | Couldn't you find four slippers that match? | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
7089 | Attractive, but you’re sure they wouldn’t give you blisters out on the trail ? | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
7090 | Now I'm ready to "giddyap". | 1.1475 | 0.05647 | 61 | 54 | 5 | 2 |
7091 | Ok I can walk , trot and gallop for you but no jumps, I don have the right shoes | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
7092 | Is that the best you could do? | 1.1475 | 0.05647 | 61 | 54 | 5 | 2 |
7093 | Sorry. Them shoes just ain’t fittin’. | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
7094 | Tonight the barn is having a four-step contest. | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
7095 | I don't know what these are laced with, but I've been feeling horse all day. | 1.1475 | 0.05647 | 61 | 54 | 5 | 2 |
7096 | Time to get shoed, let's head to the mall partner. | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
7097 | Turns out the blacksmith accepts Zappos gift cards! | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
7098 | Ok city slicker, if you want to go forward tap the green shoes and to stop the red. Any questions? | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
7099 | Your saddle is brown, either color is fine. | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
7100 | You led me to water - nada. Now dancing shoes? Not gonna happen. | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
7101 | Fanciest footwork on all the Wild West! | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
7102 | They were down on their luck. So we traded. | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
7103 | Labor Day was two week ago | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
7104 | I didn't realize your attachment to New Mexico. | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
7105 | It was all I could get your size on line. | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
7106 | What? Horse shoes of many colors are trending | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
7107 | We're asserting our right to diversity in foot wear" | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
7108 | Get rid of them Guccis. This is Tony Lama country. | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
7109 | I said variety is the spice of life. She said I have commitment issues. | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
7110 | Look, all I am saying is that maybe Groupon wasn't the best resource for my particular need. | 1.1475 | 0.05647 | 61 | 54 | 5 | 2 |
7111 | Still trying to figure out how to do this from 6 feet. | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
7112 | Why, thank you. I designed my own brand. Love that hat on you! | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
7113 | Let's see YOU find two color-matched pairs of size 2 EEEEEE shoes, then. | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
7114 | You should talk, what's with the hat! | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
7115 | How will be able to gallop in your dancing shoes? | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
7116 | You can’t have both.. pink or blue? | 1.1475 | 0.06112 | 61 | 55 | 3 | 3 |
7117 | So then I clicked them together and said "I want to go home. I want to go home." | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
7118 | I know you like the red, but the blue really elongates my stubby legs, and you know how self-conscious I get about them. | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
7119 | I just wear these while the guys are pitching horse shoes. | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
7120 | I couldn't find your size. | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
7121 | Don't 'Trigger' me. I'm still transitioning." | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
7122 | I told you, they were just out of iron at the blacksmith's! And, well, you have to admit that I do look pretty good. | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
7123 | Christian Louboutin on the rear, Jimmy Choo on the front! I'm a shoe-in for the Ballerina Stakes at The Spa. | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
7124 | You're so heteronormative. | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
7125 | No, I said port is green and starboard is red and bow is mouth and stern is ...forget it. You’ll never sail. | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
7126 | Are you color blind? Red should be in front. | 1.1475 | 0.06112 | 61 | 55 | 3 | 3 |
7127 | ‘Padding’ is too a real gait. | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
7128 | Your blacksmith is getting might lazy! | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
7129 | Sorry pal, looks like we’re gonna have to wait until Broadway opens back up. | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
7130 | You can't understand someone until you've walked a mile in their shoes. | 1.1475 | 0.05647 | 61 | 54 | 5 | 2 |
7131 | I see Steve Madden was your previous owner. | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
7132 | Those are not acceptable horse shoes for a stallion like you." - "Looks like you're all ready to give the ranch hands some of your head. | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 55 | 4 | 2 |
7133 | Does this mean I”ll never see the blacksmith again ? | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
7134 | But horses wear hooves--not running shoes. | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
7135 | How do they look with this saddle? | 1.1475 | 0.05647 | 61 | 54 | 5 | 2 |
7136 | I used to be a horse of another color and then I discovered chartreuse.” | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
7137 | So what did you think "Creative Blacksmith" would mean? | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
7138 | Oh, you are so narrow-minded!" | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
7139 | I feel changing times are ahead in our future. | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
7140 | The gender reveal party for the twins was last week, but I think I can pull this off any time. | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
7141 | NOW do you believe the farrier is color blind? | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
7142 | Okay Rat-at-at let's go find Clippity-clop | 1.1475 | 0.04270 | 61 | 54 | 6 | 1 |
7143 | God, I wish you would just chew on my shoes. | 1.1475 | 0.06112 | 61 | 55 | 3 | 3 |
7144 | No Bestsy, those women don't think it's a fair trade. | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
7145 | This blue horse - pink horse equality movement is really getting on my nerves. | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
7146 | Is this too garish? | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
7147 | Lead with your green hoof | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
7148 | Look, Boss, I only took out half as many cowboys as Charlotte. | 1.1475 | 0.02702 | 61 | 55 | 6 | 0 |
7149 | You're probably wondering about the different colors... | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
7150 | Can we take them back? The rear left is killing me. | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
7151 | BOGO, baby. | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
7152 | I doubt that you MUST have the pink slippers to kick up your heels. | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
7153 | Sure I look funny in these shoes, but have you ever seen how you look in that ridiculous hat ? | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
7154 | OK ... now walk a mile and then tell me how your saddle chafes! | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
7155 | The blacksmith told me they'll make it easier for you to find me in the field. | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
7156 | Your shoes don't match! Your hat is too big! Okay let's ride. | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
7157 | Well, I guess you can’t order everything on Amazon. | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
7158 | It’s been a fun fetish, but can we explore rubber instead? | 1.1475 | 0.05647 | 61 | 54 | 5 | 2 |
7159 | I think you should mix it up a bit, you know swap out the left front for the right rear. You could so pull that off. | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
7160 | I'm sorry Jim, I want a divorce. | 1.1475 | 0.05647 | 61 | 54 | 5 | 2 |
7161 | Match your leathers, stud! | 1.1475 | 0.03937 | 61 | 53 | 8 | 0 |
7162 | Sorry, pal! You need to keep six feet of social distance. | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
7163 | Ya I heard you, but how do they feel? | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
7164 | Have those in a size tens? | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
7165 | Rome? This is it? You said there’d be buffalo. | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
7166 | I’m just sayin ... are you sure its not on wrong way round?... any how what would I know, I’m just a talking horse! | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
7167 | I got them for Christmas. | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
7168 | There was only 1 Left In Stock | 1.1475 | 0.03573 | 61 | 53 | 8 | 0 |
7169 | You've never heard of gender reveal? | 1.1475 | 0.05647 | 61 | 54 | 5 | 2 |
7170 | Which way do I hang these for good luck? | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
7171 | What have you done with the children?? | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
7172 | Your socks don't match you old piece of horse flesh". " Thanks his is the latest style Cactus Head. | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
7173 | Coming from you? In THAT hat?! | 1.1475 | 0.05647 | 61 | 54 | 5 | 2 |
7174 | I get them hand made from Italy. I get a deal on quantity. | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
7175 | What do you mean your name isn't Wilbur? | 1.1475 | 0.05647 | 61 | 54 | 5 | 2 |
7176 | If you wear your mask, you can say, hi-ho, Silver. | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
7177 | You shodda done better. | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
7178 | Now that you're wearing them outside, I can't return them! | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
7179 | This way you won't back the wrong horse. | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
7180 | It was BOGO. | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
7181 | I knew you'd be ashamed, but they're comfy. | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
7182 | I’m starting to think hiring Jimmy Choo as the new blacksmith was a mistake. | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
7183 | That's not what they mean by 'mix and match'. | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
7184 | You'll love the clippity-clop of these shoes, the previous owners were tap dancers. | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
7185 | But they were buy one get one free! | 1.1475 | 0.05647 | 61 | 54 | 5 | 2 |
7186 | Who can afford four Yeezies? | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
7187 | The Red States are behind and the Blue States are ahead!! Yeehaw!! | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
7188 | Boots are your thing, shoes are mine. | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
7189 | i wear shoes now. | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
7190 | For the Rodeo you need your ballet shoes. | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
7191 | Give up? I'm the flag. | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
7192 | Is this a political statement or couldn't you find matching pairs? | 1.1475 | 0.05647 | 61 | 54 | 5 | 2 |
7193 | I had them hanging on the stable wall for good luck. | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
7194 | Have I' made it pretty clear that it's best not to approach me from behind? | 1.1475 | 0.06112 | 61 | 55 | 3 | 3 |
7195 | Where did you get that hat? | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
7196 | We Italian Trotters only wear Ferragamo. | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
7197 | Forget about the semiotics for once, this is my way of denoting the gender neutrality of geldings; and for a change this time I'm gonna ignore what the rest of 'em at the barn dance think!" | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
7198 | the independents use the saddle | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
7199 | No ones even gonna notice them while you’re wearing that stupid hat | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
7200 | Hello, I'm Ms. Ed. | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
7201 | They were on special 241. | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
7202 | The only Spurs I like are from San Antonio." | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
7203 | I hope that does not mean that a new closet Lucky. | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
7204 | So, who's bringing the boat? | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
7205 | Luke Edward Hall definitely knows shoes. | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
7206 | I guess those shoes were made for walking | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
7207 | I FIGURED LITTLE FEET WOULD MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER. | 1.1475 | 0.06112 | 61 | 55 | 3 | 3 |
7208 | Shoes transform your body language and attitude. They lift you physically and emotionally." -- Christian Loubouti | 1.1475 | 0.05647 | 61 | 54 | 5 | 2 |
7209 | It’s not you; it’s your hat. | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
7210 | Did you ever get the feeling that you wanted to go? Did you ever get the feeling that you wanted to stay? | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
7211 | Do you really expect me to go to the dance wearing flats? | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
7212 | I know you672c-462b-457f-ab11-0d5edbb3f84d.1595305055.2.1595626622.1595305123.1ab7ed78-a877-4a00-a4b1-81 | 1.1475 | 0.05647 | 61 | 54 | 5 | 2 |
7213 | Get your shoes on we're going out... | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
7214 | Am I Suppose to Notice? | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
7215 | Definitely the blue ones. They go better with your mane. | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
7216 | Hey Dummy, I said ALL pink or ALL green. You don't want to stand out, do you? | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
7217 | I asked for HORSEshoes. One word. No "W". | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
7218 | Son of a gun, straight outta the horse’s mouth- the missus is expectin’ again! | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
7219 | Stay put, Tonto - and I'll go get the glasses, the wine, & my wife - for a perfect romantic evening of mansplaining that men's shoes are practical and women's shoes hurt! | 1.1475 | 0.05647 | 61 | 54 | 5 | 2 |
7220 | Don't sweat it...with our git-up we might be welcomed anywhere! | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
7221 | Do they come in puce? | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
7222 | I'm tired of the 'lonesome praire'....l want to be a ballerina, and perform for thousands! | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
7223 | What's up with that hat? | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
7224 | I was born this way but honestly your hat sucks. | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
7225 | It's all the rage on QVC! | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
7226 | Bradley, you’re a doctor. I’m not moving until you hand over the *neigh* gun. | 1.1475 | 0.06112 | 61 | 55 | 3 | 3 |
7227 | Gigs up. The Fashion Police are on their way. | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
7228 | I heard the new blacksmith was from New Orleans. | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
7229 | 'I found your fingernail polish' | 1.1475 | 0.05647 | 61 | 54 | 5 | 2 |
7230 | Irv started to suspect the cause of Lady’s ‘stop start’ racing form | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
7231 | A driver shoe doesn't get you into the driver's seat! | 1.1475 | 0.05647 | 61 | 54 | 5 | 2 |
7232 | Jack, I'm the kind of horse that values compromise | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
7233 | I mean, who can resist a BOGO? | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
7234 | Who Choo-Ed you? | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
7235 | My owner likes to knit. | 1.1475 | 0.05647 | 61 | 54 | 5 | 2 |
7236 | This will allow us to sneak into the "High Occupancy Trail". | 1.1475 | 0.05647 | 61 | 54 | 5 | 2 |
7237 | I prefer the blue. | 1.1475 | 0.05647 | 61 | 54 | 5 | 2 |
7238 | That's the outfit you decided to wear to the dance tonight? | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
7239 | The back shoes wear out faster. Now your turn...what’s with the hat? | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
7240 | Why not? Can't dance. | 1.1475 | 0.06112 | 61 | 55 | 3 | 3 |
7241 | Take it up with Chitose Abe. | 1.1475 | 0.06112 | 61 | 55 | 3 | 3 |
7242 | Coming into estrus means you don't need "fuck me" pumps. | 1.1475 | 0.05647 | 61 | 54 | 5 | 2 |
7243 | Your Gucci's were not designed for this terrain. | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
7244 | Sorry, Nugget. Miss Jill says we can't go dancin' tonight... | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
7245 | Okay, if you don't like the hind ones. Just lay off my blue suede shoes. | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
7246 | Cavalli | 1.1475 | 0.05647 | 61 | 54 | 5 | 2 |
7247 | No. I told you to go home. | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
7248 | On weekends I mosey along. | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
7249 | What'll you see the new saddle! | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
7250 | So, I see your undecided. | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
7251 | 'The shoes are extra." | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
7252 | This gender reveal will be a bit dangerous. | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
7253 | No, I don't have any pennies | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
7254 | I feel different after being gelded... | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
7255 | O.M.G., Carrie Bradshaw, are those new Manolo's?! | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
7256 | You're only half matching. Though, I guess close does count in horseshoes and hand grenades... | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
7257 | Aren't we going to Old Town Road? | 1.1475 | 0.05647 | 61 | 54 | 5 | 2 |
7258 | You are still wondering who to vote for? | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
7259 | I see you're ready for the big gender reveal, Elvis. | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
7260 | Manolo, this will not do! | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
7261 | I put on two different shoes this morning. | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
7262 | DWS.com. HORSESHOES - BUY ONE GET ONE FREE | 1.1475 | 0.05647 | 61 | 54 | 5 | 2 |
7263 | Everyone’s a runner now. | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
7264 | Horse: how do I look. Cowboy: ...bipartisan. | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
7265 | Your job is to help me find the cattle. | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
7266 | The red papal ones are totally divine! | 1.1475 | 0.06112 | 61 | 55 | 3 | 3 |
7267 | One day - and I mean one day soon - I am going to use these shoes to kick your ass. | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
7268 | When I say meet me at the pass, I really mean it! | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
7269 | That's right, Dude. I'm the calico pony you requested. | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
7270 | I guess there's still hand grenades. | 1.1475 | 0.05647 | 61 | 54 | 5 | 2 |
7271 | Horse walks up to a Bar. Bartender asks,"Why the long face?" | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
7272 | It’s okay if you’re not neurotypical | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
7273 | What!....she’ll think you’re not so cliché | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
7274 | Well one of us is gonna have to walk | 1.1475 | 0.05647 | 61 | 54 | 5 | 2 |
7275 | See, this way they can beat me twice when I’m dead. | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
7276 | Quick! On a back! No time to explain. Let's say we have a couple of new enemies among rodeo clowns | 1.1475 | 0.05647 | 61 | 54 | 5 | 2 |
7277 | yes, I'm striving to be a pro soccer player | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
7278 | Tell the Neighbours I'm protesting political polarisation. | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
7279 | I said over the calf Bro. | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
7280 | How was the gender reveal? | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
7281 | And how are you going to put your best foot forward dressed like this? | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
7282 | Inglês “They say that Einstein did that with his socks...” | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
7283 | 'so it definitely wasn't you that went in my special wardrobe' 'neigh' 'hmmmm' | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
7284 | ‘but you promised to take me to the Stallions and Mares Xmas ball, Errol...’ | 1.1475 | 0.05647 | 61 | 54 | 5 | 2 |
7285 | Hi. Ur a horsey. | 1.1475 | 0.06112 | 61 | 55 | 3 | 3 |
7286 | Brunello, we already have enough with human footprints | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
7287 | Would it look better if I mismatched them? | 1.1475 | 0.05647 | 61 | 54 | 5 | 2 |
7288 | You’re not counting your steps too, are you? | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
7289 | No, I’m pretty sure it’s “One pair, two pair, red pair, blue pair.” | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
7290 | so I see you have been thrift shopping | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
7291 | Let’s see you get dressed in the dark. | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
7292 | I’m trying to find myself but I got lost halfway between Graceland and Kansas... | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
7293 | This is just to remember myself I'm not perfect | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
7294 | I wish I could help you out but I already spent my stimulus money... | 1.1475 | 0.05647 | 61 | 54 | 5 | 2 |
7295 | Horsetrom outlet had a sale, buy one get one | 1.1475 | 0.04270 | 61 | 54 | 6 | 1 |
7296 | I prefer vegan | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
7297 | Look, I know I said this wouldn’t happen again, but they offer great back support, and you’ve gained the Quarantine Fifteen...” 🐴 | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
7298 | The real question is, do the two right feet cancel out the two left? | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
7299 | Get off your horse and drink some milk. Now, what? | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
7300 | They're showing a lot of reds and greens this year. | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
7301 | Look it's a posse Ernest, you wanna go with speed | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
7302 | Don’t worry, they were the same price. | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
7303 | Hmmm.... I think it’s a little too Christmasy🌲 | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
7304 | There’s got to be a better way to manufacture purple glue. | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
7305 | umm so what do you think ... of my new horseboy boots | 1.1475 | 0.06112 | 61 | 55 | 3 | 3 |
7306 | Well, Mexico has stopped taking US immigrants now, please turn around and start walking. | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
7307 | Stupid autocorrect. I ordered HORSEshoes. | 1.1475 | 0.06112 | 61 | 55 | 3 | 3 |
7308 | Til now I've been fully on board with your Western rendition of The Matrix, but, and I'm speaking as 'Horsius' here, I'm not sure this is the way to adapt the red-pill-blue-pill scene. | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
7309 | Wait, so I’m not colorblind? | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
7310 | I found my hat but not my shoes in my closet this morning - I knew somebody was horsing around | 1.1475 | 0.05647 | 61 | 54 | 5 | 2 |
7311 | How bout this weather?” “Yeah, they say it might rain | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
7312 | The horse was NAMED Friday | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
7313 | You must realize the world and horses are non-binary. We can even be quarternary... | 1.1475 | 0.05647 | 61 | 54 | 5 | 2 |
7314 | Why the long face cowboy? No shoes - no service | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
7315 | Pro tip: Don't let your horse have better shoes than you | 1.1475 | 0.06112 | 61 | 55 | 3 | 3 |
7316 | I'm trying to be like Mike | 1.1475 | 0.05647 | 61 | 54 | 5 | 2 |
7317 | None of that Horsey McHorseface nonsense, my name is Howard Gallagher. Hooves for short” | 1.1475 | 0.05647 | 61 | 54 | 5 | 2 |
7318 | Nice shoes ... are they mine? | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
7319 | Your hat explains the shoes you've given | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
7320 | Seems like you found Instagram ads | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
7321 | Let’s ride cowboy. | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
7322 | Hey, Effinpres, have you seen my car keys anywhere? | 1.1475 | 0.05647 | 61 | 54 | 5 | 2 |
7323 | Dance, pardner. | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
7324 | I thought we agreed to alternate our statement pieces... | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
7325 | The old ones hadn’t changed in, like, 1000 years. | 1.1475 | 0.05647 | 61 | 54 | 5 | 2 |
7326 | I’ve been catfished! I thought you were using a horse filter on our Zoom dates this whole time. | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
7327 | These shoes are made for clubbing. | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
7328 | I could never find horseshoes that were wide enough, y'know? | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
7329 | What were you doing in my tent Merl? Your eyes are cue balls and you reek of mojitos. Where did you even get horse size capezios?! | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
7330 | You wouldn’t wear a horse shoe so why should I? These are vintage Prada. | 1.1475 | 0.05647 | 61 | 54 | 5 | 2 |
7331 | , “Hello, me Lone Stranger, you Silver”(after months of quarantine they get reacquainted ). | 1.1475 | 0.06112 | 61 | 55 | 3 | 3 |
7332 | Some biped bought half the set | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
7333 | I... I don’t know what’s more ridiculous, your tall hat or your boring boots | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
7334 | Nobody owns the exact same pair of shoes Daniel | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
7335 | Is the big date today? I see you put your lucky horseshoes on | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
7336 | You ain't trotting sideways | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
7337 | When you saw 2 sets of footprints, it was then you were riding me | 1.1475 | 0.05647 | 61 | 54 | 5 | 2 |
7338 | Jeez Trigger, how many times do we have to have the 'color-coordinated ' talk? | 1.1475 | 0.05141 | 61 | 53 | 7 | 1 |
7339 | I think my hat may clash with your shoes. | 1.1475 | 0.05647 | 61 | 54 | 5 | 2 |
7340 | Didn’t someone say close counts in horse shoes and grenades? | 1.1475 | 0.04578 | 61 | 52 | 9 | 0 |
7341 | Social distancing is never going to work is it? | 1.1475 | 0.06112 | 61 | 55 | 3 | 3 |
7342 | You never were any good at horseshoes. | 1.1452 | 0.05063 | 62 | 54 | 7 | 1 |
7343 | Damn Conde Nast and Vogue! | 1.1452 | 0.04510 | 62 | 53 | 9 | 0 |
7344 | There was a 2 for 1 sale at the Dress Barn" | 1.1452 | 0.04510 | 62 | 53 | 9 | 0 |
7345 | You are always out of context, Rio. Wearing bright and vivid colours in such a dark time as this. | 1.1452 | 0.05063 | 62 | 54 | 7 | 1 |
7346 | Not THAT Walter Steiger; Walt Steiger the farrier... | 1.1452 | 0.04510 | 62 | 53 | 9 | 0 |
7347 | Do my shoes match? | 1.1452 | 0.05063 | 62 | 54 | 7 | 1 |
7348 | My blacksmith says 'Kinky horseshoes' are the newest trend | 1.1452 | 0.04510 | 62 | 53 | 9 | 0 |
7349 | You walk a mile in my shoes! | 1.1452 | 0.05063 | 62 | 54 | 7 | 1 |
7350 | Dammit, Nuryev, you can't prance if you can't dance! | 1.1452 | 0.04510 | 62 | 53 | 9 | 0 |
7351 | You're a Shoe-in for Clothes Horse of the Year. | 1.1452 | 0.05063 | 62 | 54 | 7 | 1 |
7352 | I'm Bi... | 1.1452 | 0.05063 | 62 | 54 | 7 | 1 |
7353 | Did you learn nothing from me vis a vis fashion sense and color coordination? | 1.1452 | 0.04510 | 62 | 53 | 9 | 0 |
7354 | Shoelaces? | 1.1452 | 0.05560 | 62 | 55 | 5 | 2 |
7355 | Your shoes don't match. | 1.1452 | 0.05063 | 62 | 54 | 7 | 1 |
7356 | I thought it was time to bring a little style to horseshoes | 1.1452 | 0.05063 | 62 | 54 | 7 | 1 |
7357 | We just wear the hooves as disguise. | 1.1452 | 0.05560 | 62 | 55 | 5 | 2 |
7358 | Do you think it's a little too showy to wear two pairs of Louboutins? | 1.1452 | 0.05063 | 62 | 54 | 7 | 1 |
7359 | What do YOU care? They came out of My end. | 1.1452 | 0.05063 | 62 | 54 | 7 | 1 |
7360 | The farrier is a centrist. | 1.1452 | 0.06017 | 62 | 56 | 3 | 3 |
7361 | It’s a better look the other way. | 1.1452 | 0.05063 | 62 | 54 | 7 | 1 |
7362 | I know they used to be mine and I know I threw them out last week Dash, but it' doesn't mean I want people to see wearing them in public | 1.1452 | 0.05560 | 62 | 55 | 5 | 2 |
7363 | These are fun to wear on the range when the deer and antelope play. | 1.1452 | 0.05063 | 62 | 54 | 7 | 1 |
7364 | No! No! Starboard is right, green and port is left, red. | 1.1452 | 0.04510 | 62 | 53 | 9 | 0 |
7365 | Hey Tyrone, you wouldn’t happen to know where Abigail’s pink tap shoes are would you? Her dance troupe is doing a Village People retrospective tonight at McMullen’s barn.i was hoping to get her out of the house so I could catch up on Glee. | 1.1452 | 0.04207 | 62 | 55 | 6 | 1 |
7366 | Be honest, which do you prefer? | 1.1452 | 0.05063 | 62 | 54 | 7 | 1 |
7367 | They help me see track which is which. | 1.1452 | 0.05063 | 62 | 54 | 7 | 1 |
7368 | You could have at least made them all the same color. | 1.1452 | 0.04510 | 62 | 53 | 9 | 0 |
7369 | What? They're Ma-neighhhh-lo Blahniks. | 1.1452 | 0.05063 | 62 | 54 | 7 | 1 |
7370 | you know you are wearing different color shoes? | 1.1452 | 0.04510 | 62 | 53 | 9 | 0 |
7371 | I paid good money for those shoes, all four of them should be matching. | 1.1452 | 0.05560 | 62 | 55 | 5 | 2 |
7372 | Suzy, you have color coordinated them, I'm so proud | 1.1452 | 0.05560 | 62 | 55 | 5 | 2 |
7373 | I think we’d better cancel that match race | 1.1452 | 0.06017 | 62 | 56 | 3 | 3 |
7374 | Great costume but will your sister be ok back there? | 1.1452 | 0.04510 | 62 | 53 | 9 | 0 |
7375 | Well you won't look silly at Christmas, will you? | 1.1452 | 0.05560 | 62 | 55 | 5 | 2 |
7376 | I'd advise you to lay off the front ones and unless you want to go to Kansas stand well clear as I'm about to tap the rear ones. | 1.1452 | 0.05560 | 62 | 55 | 5 | 2 |
7377 | We can exchange them, if they are a little snug. | 1.1452 | 0.04510 | 62 | 53 | 9 | 0 |
7378 | Nope! Not when you mix Nike and Reebok. | 1.1452 | 0.04510 | 62 | 53 | 9 | 0 |
7379 | Stop neighing that you are asymptomatic for hoof and mouth disease. | 1.1452 | 0.04510 | 62 | 53 | 9 | 0 |
7380 | Okay, John Wayne’s horse you’re not, but I can live with that. | 1.1452 | 0.04510 | 62 | 53 | 9 | 0 |
7381 | Okay. It's your turn to ride me. | 1.1452 | 0.05063 | 62 | 54 | 7 | 1 |
7382 | Making a statement, or your couldn’t find four? | 1.1452 | 0.04510 | 62 | 53 | 9 | 0 |
7383 | Do you Tap Dance? | 1.1452 | 0.04510 | 62 | 53 | 9 | 0 |
7384 | Its because I'm a Trannie. | 1.1452 | 0.04510 | 62 | 53 | 9 | 0 |
7385 | No gingoism please. We're returning the land to the Native Americans and riding back to Cleveland. | 1.1452 | 0.06017 | 62 | 56 | 3 | 3 |
7386 | Which ones best compliment the colour of my eyes? | 1.1452 | 0.05063 | 62 | 54 | 7 | 1 |
7387 | They're all going to make fun of me | 1.1452 | 0.05560 | 62 | 55 | 5 | 2 |
7388 | Would you like to see a counselor about your sexual identity crisis. | 1.1452 | 0.04510 | 62 | 53 | 9 | 0 |
7389 | I like your shoes | 1.1452 | 0.05063 | 62 | 54 | 7 | 1 |
7390 | Did my wife take you out to that fancy new shoe store today?" | 1.1452 | 0.05063 | 62 | 54 | 7 | 1 |
7391 | There were in my secret closet, how did you find it?! | 1.1452 | 0.05063 | 62 | 54 | 7 | 1 |
7392 | Social distancing. | 1.1452 | 0.05063 | 62 | 54 | 7 | 1 |
7393 | I don't know how many times I've got to tell ya doc, Mr. Ed is already taken. | 1.1452 | 0.04510 | 62 | 53 | 9 | 0 |
7394 | Designer horseshoes? | 1.1452 | 0.04510 | 62 | 53 | 9 | 0 |
7395 | listen sinverguenza who the fuck are you cheating on me with? dizque nobody—you think I'm deaf? I heard the neighing at the stable last night and I KNOW you stay sending subliminal messages. dizque "I got the horses in the back." me lo mamas, Frank. | 1.1452 | 0.05063 | 62 | 54 | 7 | 1 |
7396 | You did say I could pick this time. | 1.1452 | 0.04510 | 62 | 53 | 9 | 0 |
7397 | I've told you before, ALL need to match! | 1.1452 | 0.04510 | 62 | 53 | 9 | 0 |
7398 | Your son didn't know what you meant by "horseshoes." I'd like to keep them on, if possible. They're nice. | 1.1452 | 0.05063 | 62 | 54 | 7 | 1 |
7399 | I appreciate these are tough times and you have to cut costs, but honestly? These are not real horse shoes. | 1.1452 | 0.04510 | 62 | 53 | 9 | 0 |
7400 | Are you sure you didn’t call a podiatrist instead of a blacksmith? | 1.1452 | 0.04510 | 62 | 53 | 9 | 0 |
7401 | Ok. My turn. On your knees. | 1.1452 | 0.04510 | 62 | 53 | 9 | 0 |
7402 | You actually thought F.I.T. stood for Farriers Institute of Technology? | 1.1452 | 0.04510 | 62 | 53 | 9 | 0 |
7403 | I see you went to Nike Blacksmiths even though I told you not to. | 1.1452 | 0.04510 | 62 | 53 | 9 | 0 |
7404 | I told the farrier to prepare you for the terrain of 2020. This makes sense to me. | 1.1452 | 0.05560 | 62 | 55 | 5 | 2 |
7405 | That hat is ridiculous, keep up with the latest trend. | 1.1452 | 0.05063 | 62 | 54 | 7 | 1 |
7406 | It's the latest fashion. | 1.1452 | 0.05063 | 62 | 54 | 7 | 1 |
7407 | My bet is on Nike | 1.1452 | 0.05063 | 62 | 54 | 7 | 1 |
7408 | Your new blacksmith is in serious need of training. | 1.1452 | 0.04510 | 62 | 53 | 9 | 0 |
7409 | So I told them "no, I only do macaroni westerns now." | 1.1452 | 0.04510 | 62 | 53 | 9 | 0 |
7410 | I think horseshoes might be something else. | 1.1452 | 0.04510 | 62 | 53 | 9 | 0 |
7411 | Wrangler Jim... I hope all he notices is that I’m wearing Bob and Jan’s snazzy shoes and not that I lost Bob and Jan. | 1.1452 | 0.05063 | 62 | 54 | 7 | 1 |
7412 | You’ve got to be kidding me...I said “horseshoes” not “more shoes” | 1.1452 | 0.05063 | 62 | 54 | 7 | 1 |
7413 | Where did you buy those? | 1.1452 | 0.04510 | 62 | 53 | 9 | 0 |
7414 | I don't care if I DO have two left feet, I'm ready for the Barn Dance. | 1.1452 | 0.04510 | 62 | 53 | 9 | 0 |
7415 | Hey, where's your mask? | 1.1452 | 0.05063 | 62 | 54 | 7 | 1 |
7416 | You can use mine if you want. | 1.1452 | 0.05063 | 62 | 54 | 7 | 1 |
7417 | He told me he became a farrier because he was colorblind. | 1.1452 | 0.04510 | 62 | 53 | 9 | 0 |
7418 | Look, Pard. It's all about skin in the game." | 1.1452 | 0.04510 | 62 | 53 | 9 | 0 |
7419 | I wanted a way to express myself. Branding parlors are closed because of Covid. | 1.1452 | 0.05063 | 62 | 54 | 7 | 1 |
7420 | sorry, my cowboy poet. but i think you get the message. | 1.1452 | 0.04510 | 62 | 53 | 9 | 0 |
7421 | I see you’re spending time with that Clydesdale. | 1.1452 | 0.05063 | 62 | 54 | 7 | 1 |
7422 | RateMyFarrier.com reviews are not trustworthy. | 1.1452 | 0.04510 | 62 | 53 | 9 | 0 |
7423 | They only had two gallon hats left” | 1.1452 | 0.04510 | 62 | 53 | 9 | 0 |
7424 | They're shoes of another color. | 1.1452 | 0.04510 | 62 | 53 | 9 | 0 |
7425 | I need my jammies. | 1.1452 | 0.05560 | 62 | 55 | 5 | 2 |
7426 | I'm Trigger, looking for Roy | 1.1452 | 0.05063 | 62 | 54 | 7 | 1 |
7427 | I have to poop. | 1.1452 | 0.04510 | 62 | 53 | 9 | 0 |
7428 | You think it is hard to find matching socks ? Try finding shoes when you are color blind. | 1.1452 | 0.05063 | 62 | 54 | 7 | 1 |
7429 | What did you say this time to piss off the farrier? | 1.1452 | 0.04510 | 62 | 53 | 9 | 0 |
7430 | At first I was going to buy a gym membership | 1.1452 | 0.04510 | 62 | 53 | 9 | 0 |
7431 | I run hot--and cold. | 1.1452 | 0.05560 | 62 | 55 | 5 | 2 |
7432 | Do they make look fat? | 1.1452 | 0.05063 | 62 | 54 | 7 | 1 |
7433 | Hopefully you can jump the hurdles now with your Air Horse 1’s. | 1.1452 | 0.04510 | 62 | 53 | 9 | 0 |
7434 | Those horseshoes may bring you some luck, but I don’t think you’ll be winning any races in those horse loafers... | 1.1452 | 0.04510 | 62 | 53 | 9 | 0 |
7435 | These gender reveals are getting out of hand | 1.1452 | 0.05560 | 62 | 55 | 5 | 2 |
7436 | Careful please, don't step on my blue suede shoes. | 1.1452 | 0.05063 | 62 | 54 | 7 | 1 |
7437 | Close enough for horse shoes? | 1.1452 | 0.05560 | 62 | 55 | 5 | 2 |
7438 | You said, “See a ferrier.” | 1.1452 | 0.05063 | 62 | 54 | 7 | 1 |
7439 | ... and another thing. Tell your blacksmith to stop forcing his political views on me. | 1.1452 | 0.05063 | 62 | 54 | 7 | 1 |
7440 | These are for my Fred Astaire & Ginger Rogers tap dance routine | 1.1452 | 0.04510 | 62 | 53 | 9 | 0 |
7441 | About the shoes? Take your best shot. Then we’ll talk about that silly-ass hat. | 1.1452 | 0.05063 | 62 | 54 | 7 | 1 |
7442 | Ok, now its your turn. | 1.1452 | 0.05560 | 62 | 55 | 5 | 2 |
7443 | what are thoseeeeeee. | 1.1452 | 0.05560 | 62 | 55 | 5 | 2 |
7444 | Must be expensive being a horse | 1.1452 | 0.04510 | 62 | 53 | 9 | 0 |
7445 | I understand you’re excited about having twins but I’m not getting in that cake, Bob. | 1.1452 | 0.05560 | 62 | 55 | 5 | 2 |
7446 | I said saddle up, not sandal... | 1.1452 | 0.04510 | 62 | 53 | 9 | 0 |
7447 | I’ve had enough of this country life, John. The big bright lights of the city call to me. | 1.1452 | 0.05560 | 62 | 55 | 5 | 2 |
7448 | This is going to be an interesting gender reveal. | 1.1452 | 0.04510 | 62 | 53 | 9 | 0 |
7449 | Am I supposed to pretend to not notice? | 1.1452 | 0.04510 | 62 | 53 | 9 | 0 |
7450 | Horse: “Are you going to get dressed?” | 1.1452 | 0.05560 | 62 | 55 | 5 | 2 |
7451 | What? You said we were going to a costume party. | 1.1452 | 0.04510 | 62 | 53 | 9 | 0 |
7452 | Oh that, just got my hooves pedicured, sweetie! | 1.1452 | 0.05063 | 62 | 54 | 7 | 1 |
7453 | . “So let me get this straight. Now it’s the good guys who wear masks?” | 1.1452 | 0.04510 | 62 | 53 | 9 | 0 |
7454 | What other color can you pull out of your hat? | 1.1452 | 0.04510 | 62 | 53 | 9 | 0 |
7455 | I had to. They were sole mates | 1.1452 | 0.04510 | 62 | 53 | 9 | 0 |
7456 | Well Carol, the commercial did say there would be side effects | 1.1452 | 0.05063 | 62 | 54 | 7 | 1 |
7457 | Ok, now I’m ready for a gender-reveal party. | 1.1452 | 0.05560 | 62 | 55 | 5 | 2 |
7458 | Shouldn't the front ones have gloves on? I always thought those were your hands... | 1.1452 | 0.05063 | 62 | 54 | 7 | 1 |
7459 | Dude don’t you have anything better to do? | 1.1452 | 0.05063 | 62 | 54 | 7 | 1 |
7460 | These boots are made for galloping | 1.1452 | 0.04510 | 62 | 53 | 9 | 0 |
7461 | Are you sure you can walk in these? | 1.1452 | 0.05560 | 62 | 55 | 5 | 2 |
7462 | Since watching SATC, only Manolo’s would do for this horse. | 1.1452 | 0.05063 | 62 | 54 | 7 | 1 |
7463 | It’s mismatch day at work | 1.1452 | 0.05063 | 62 | 54 | 7 | 1 |
7464 | You look like even better than your profile photo @timharding_ | 1.1452 | 0.05063 | 62 | 54 | 7 | 1 |
7465 | Odd sizes clearance! | 1.1452 | 0.04510 | 62 | 53 | 9 | 0 |
7466 | Hey, quit horsing around! | 1.1452 | 0.04510 | 62 | 53 | 9 | 0 |
7467 | Does this hat make my head look big?" "Nayyy" | 1.1452 | 0.05063 | 62 | 54 | 7 | 1 |
7468 | Stop pulling my hoof, no such thing as colorblindness. | 1.1452 | 0.04510 | 62 | 53 | 9 | 0 |
7469 | Horse: “so, why the long face?” | 1.1452 | 0.05063 | 62 | 54 | 7 | 1 |
7470 | Horseshoes?? You know iron just hit its maximum price since August '19, right?? | 1.1452 | 0.05063 | 62 | 54 | 7 | 1 |
7471 | I didn’t know Jimmy Choo was making horse-shoes now | 1.1452 | 0.04510 | 62 | 53 | 9 | 0 |
7472 | This town ain't stylish enough for the two of us. | 1.1406 | 0.04380 | 64 | 55 | 9 | 0 |
7473 | In what sense are you using the word “dude”? | 1.1406 | 0.04380 | 64 | 55 | 9 | 0 |
7474 | I was told Trigger had two pair just like them. | 1.1379 | 0.04567 | 58 | 50 | 8 | 0 |
7475 | For the last time, I am not Mr. Ed. | 1.1379 | 0.04567 | 58 | 50 | 8 | 0 |
7476 | What? You think it should be red-green, red-green instead | 1.1379 | 0.04567 | 58 | 50 | 8 | 0 |
7477 | I said dressage, not dress shoes. | 1.1379 | 0.05188 | 58 | 51 | 6 | 1 |
7478 | This is what happens when you go to Kansas City for horse shoes. | 1.1379 | 0.05741 | 58 | 52 | 4 | 2 |
7479 | The kids are really gonna like this! | 1.1379 | 0.05741 | 58 | 52 | 4 | 2 |
7480 | The front ones are taps, just like you asked. | 1.1379 | 0.04567 | 58 | 50 | 8 | 0 |
7481 | I may have sired a few mules, but I'm also a fiscal conservative | 1.1379 | 0.05188 | 58 | 51 | 6 | 1 |
7482 | They'll have to do until the blacksmith gets back! | 1.1379 | 0.05188 | 58 | 51 | 6 | 1 |
7483 | No, I'm not color-blind - it makes sense you should have green in the front for "go" and red behind for "stop"... | 1.1379 | 0.05741 | 58 | 52 | 4 | 2 |
7484 | You should try that Korean nail salon as well. | 1.1379 | 0.05188 | 58 | 51 | 6 | 1 |
7485 | What? I couldn’t decide. | 1.1379 | 0.05188 | 58 | 51 | 6 | 1 |
7486 | It is a violation of my constitutional rights to be ridden on a rocky road or in rough country. | 1.1379 | 0.05741 | 58 | 52 | 4 | 2 |
7487 | We bought a Tesla | 1.1379 | 0.04567 | 58 | 50 | 8 | 0 |
7488 | I'm selling the ranch, my friend. I want to open a hat store. | 1.1379 | 0.05741 | 58 | 52 | 4 | 2 |
7489 | I thought you were going to take me to the old town road? | 1.1379 | 0.04567 | 58 | 50 | 8 | 0 |
7490 | My buddy Al at the ranch next door said it was all the rage, but now I'm thinking that he was messing with me! | 1.1379 | 0.04567 | 58 | 52 | 5 | 1 |
7491 | How are we supposed to play Horseshoes with these? | 1.1379 | 0.05188 | 58 | 51 | 6 | 1 |
7492 | I'm wearing these shoes, so you'll be able to guess how well endowed I am. | 1.1379 | 0.05741 | 58 | 52 | 4 | 2 |
7493 | The blacksmith is testing "colorsmith." | 1.1379 | 0.05188 | 58 | 51 | 6 | 1 |
7494 | I guess my luck has run out | 1.1379 | 0.04567 | 58 | 50 | 8 | 0 |
7495 | Person? Woman? Man? Grab your camera, let's get on tv. | 1.1379 | 0.04567 | 58 | 50 | 8 | 0 |
7496 | I’ve decided to declare as non-binary. | 1.1379 | 0.04567 | 58 | 50 | 8 | 0 |
7497 | You know the rule, Champ. Not before Memorial Day. | 1.1379 | 0.04567 | 58 | 50 | 8 | 0 |
7498 | I’d prefer a neutral color, please. | 1.1379 | 0.05741 | 58 | 52 | 4 | 2 |
7499 | You’ll get matching rear blue shoes when and only when you start earning your stud fees. | 1.1379 | 0.04567 | 58 | 50 | 8 | 0 |
7500 | Well, it was buy two get one pair free, so I really couldn't afford not to | 1.1379 | 0.04567 | 58 | 50 | 8 | 0 |
7501 | ...was your farrier a journalist? | 1.1379 | 0.04567 | 58 | 50 | 8 | 0 |
7502 | Hey, you're the one who insisted I go to Jimmy Choo... | 1.1379 | 0.04567 | 58 | 50 | 8 | 0 |
7503 | 'Replacement items' and I need them for tonight....do you think we'll have time for a 'Click and Collect'? | 1.1379 | 0.05741 | 58 | 52 | 4 | 2 |
7504 | ‘“Okay, let’s go with the green ones today.” | 1.1379 | 0.05188 | 58 | 51 | 6 | 1 |
7505 | Hey partner, isn't it kinda early to git ready for Christmas? | 1.1379 | 0.04567 | 58 | 50 | 8 | 0 |
7506 | I got them at Skechers, ain't they great? | 1.1379 | 0.05741 | 58 | 52 | 4 | 2 |
7507 | Our PPP loan didn't come through, so I'm going to have to let you go. | 1.1379 | 0.05741 | 58 | 52 | 4 | 2 |
7508 | You can't change now. I already nailed your shoes on. | 1.1379 | 0.04567 | 58 | 50 | 8 | 0 |
7509 | Let me guess. You were playing a game using MY shoes and now you can’t remember where you put them. | 1.1379 | 0.04567 | 58 | 50 | 8 | 0 |
7510 | They're shoes of a different color! | 1.1379 | 0.05741 | 58 | 52 | 4 | 2 |
7511 | I liked yours. These are more me. | 1.1379 | 0.04567 | 58 | 50 | 8 | 0 |
7512 | Tight race all around, what to do? Yore hind feets is in Texas, yore front’uns is in New York. So you ain’t goin’ nowheres. | 1.1379 | 0.05188 | 58 | 51 | 6 | 1 |
7513 | If you're going to get shoes on sale, at least get the same color! | 1.1379 | 0.05741 | 58 | 52 | 4 | 2 |
7514 | It's gender neutral set. | 1.1379 | 0.05741 | 58 | 52 | 4 | 2 |
7515 | This groupon was not worth it. | 1.1379 | 0.05741 | 58 | 52 | 4 | 2 |
7516 | Social distancing enforced - No Roping or Riding ... But shoes still required. | 1.1379 | 0.04567 | 58 | 50 | 8 | 0 |
7517 | 1Oh, Horse and Boogie night! | 1.1379 | 0.05188 | 58 | 51 | 6 | 1 |
7518 | Roy, the blacksmith, is going thru midlife crisis. He plans to quit and go on to fashion design school. | 1.1379 | 0.04567 | 58 | 50 | 8 | 0 |
7519 | I know we’re in quarantine., but you should still care how you look | 1.1379 | 0.04567 | 58 | 50 | 8 | 0 |
7520 | Life in the Wild West End | 1.1379 | 0.04567 | 58 | 50 | 8 | 0 |
7521 | he said 'I wish her well' | 1.1379 | 0.05741 | 58 | 52 | 4 | 2 |
7522 | Joanne, you still look lovely. I'm real sorry my wife found out about you. | 1.1379 | 0.05741 | 58 | 52 | 4 | 2 |
7523 | Where’s your mask Bucko? | 1.1379 | 0.05741 | 58 | 52 | 4 | 2 |
7524 | Garry it was written 1+1 | 1.1379 | 0.05741 | 58 | 52 | 4 | 2 |
7525 | Let's trade in shoes! | 1.1379 | 0.05741 | 58 | 52 | 4 | 2 |
7526 | These may not be lucky but they were BOGO” | 1.1379 | 0.05741 | 58 | 52 | 4 | 2 |
7527 | They told me I won the horseshoe throwing contest with flying colors | 1.1379 | 0.04567 | 58 | 50 | 8 | 0 |
7528 | So you’re telling me you haven’t heard of @lilnasx? | 1.1379 | 0.05188 | 58 | 51 | 6 | 1 |
7529 | The farrier had new styles in, so I decided to treat myself. What do you think, Bob? | 1.1379 | 0.05741 | 58 | 52 | 4 | 2 |
7530 | You could at least have worn boots | 1.1356 | 0.04495 | 59 | 51 | 8 | 0 |
7531 | I thought you said to get my shoes at Saks. | 1.1356 | 0.05648 | 59 | 53 | 4 | 2 |
7532 | In an attempt to be nonpartisan, I've put myself in your shoes. | 1.1356 | 0.05648 | 59 | 53 | 4 | 2 |
7533 | I thought you were from a purple state. | 1.1356 | 0.05648 | 59 | 53 | 4 | 2 |
7534 | You don’t really think I care how it makes YOU feel, do you? | 1.1356 | 0.05648 | 59 | 53 | 4 | 2 |
7535 | I want to be on top for a change. | 1.1356 | 0.05648 | 59 | 53 | 4 | 2 |
7536 | No, I don't have the hay for real Ralph Lauren's. These are knock offs! | 1.1356 | 0.04495 | 59 | 51 | 8 | 0 |
7537 | We're doing a gender reveal in the pasture. | 1.1356 | 0.05104 | 59 | 52 | 6 | 1 |
7538 | I bet you have another pair just like that in the bar . | 1.1356 | 0.05104 | 59 | 52 | 6 | 1 |
7539 | His stallion reared up, his mask firmly in place, holding his 10 gallon Stetson aloft, he sang out, "Hi Ho Nellybelle and away." | 1.1356 | 0.05104 | 59 | 52 | 6 | 1 |
7540 | This situation, Robert, is a clear example of how Beckett’s notion of The Play “exploits several archetypal forms and situations, all of which lend themselves to ethos and pathos...” “But I’m just a horse who messed up his shoe colors-” “hush! | 1.1356 | 0.05104 | 59 | 52 | 6 | 1 |
7541 | The farrier and I have a playful little thing going, is that so wrong? | 1.1356 | 0.05648 | 59 | 53 | 4 | 2 |
7542 | I won't conform, 'partner'. | 1.1356 | 0.05648 | 59 | 53 | 4 | 2 |
7543 | They had a 'buy one pair, get one pair free' sale, so I went for it. | 1.1356 | 0.05104 | 59 | 52 | 6 | 1 |
7544 | I know that you watched the Olympic runners in those shoes, but potential benefit will have to be tested on the dirt track." | 1.1356 | 0.04495 | 59 | 51 | 8 | 0 |
7545 | I told you it isn’t Christmas yet. | 1.1356 | 0.05648 | 59 | 53 | 4 | 2 |
7546 | I know, the colors looked different online. | 1.1356 | 0.04495 | 59 | 51 | 8 | 0 |
7547 | I got new shoes. Like 'em? Tell me you like 'em. In these uncertain times, a gelding needs a li'l affirmation. | 1.1356 | 0.05648 | 59 | 53 | 4 | 2 |
7548 | Alright! I promise to buy a mare for you if you help me round up the herd! | 1.1356 | 0.04495 | 59 | 51 | 8 | 0 |
7549 | I'm your step-mom now and you will respect me. | 1.1356 | 0.05104 | 59 | 52 | 6 | 1 |
7550 | You call them horse shoes. I call them ridiculous. | 1.1356 | 0.05104 | 59 | 52 | 6 | 1 |
7551 | Really? You’re going to critique my choice of shoes while wearing that hat? | 1.1356 | 0.04495 | 59 | 51 | 8 | 0 |
7552 | You know, BOGO. | 1.1356 | 0.05104 | 59 | 52 | 6 | 1 |
7553 | Bone spurs, or not, you're still being drafted into the Cavalry. | 1.1356 | 0.05104 | 59 | 52 | 6 | 1 |
7554 | Red shoes-blue shoes? A horse divided cannot stand ! | 1.1356 | 0.04495 | 59 | 51 | 8 | 0 |
7555 | This is what the horsey set is wearing this year | 1.1356 | 0.05648 | 59 | 53 | 4 | 2 |
7556 | No! It's red on the left, green on the right. | 1.1356 | 0.05104 | 59 | 52 | 6 | 1 |
7557 | I'm really not happy here. | 1.1356 | 0.03790 | 59 | 52 | 7 | 0 |
7558 | Feels like you put these on the wrong feet. | 1.1356 | 0.04495 | 59 | 51 | 8 | 0 |
7559 | I don't make fun of your hat. | 1.1356 | 0.04495 | 59 | 51 | 8 | 0 |
7560 | Damn, you heard me! | 1.1356 | 0.05648 | 59 | 53 | 4 | 2 |
7561 | Is this what you imagined for the gender reveal party? | 1.1356 | 0.05648 | 59 | 53 | 4 | 2 |
7562 | I won’t tell if you won’t. | 1.1356 | 0.04495 | 59 | 51 | 8 | 0 |
7563 | Reindeers sleigh. I slay. | 1.1356 | 0.05648 | 59 | 53 | 4 | 2 |
7564 | Tom, making your wife take the rear of the horse costume is just cruel" | 1.1356 | 0.05104 | 59 | 52 | 6 | 1 |
7565 | I would, but I’m not wearing the right shoes. | 1.1356 | 0.05104 | 59 | 52 | 6 | 1 |
7566 | What pandemic? This is a fashion emergency. | 1.1356 | 0.04495 | 59 | 51 | 8 | 0 |
7567 | Chip, your hat is bizarrely tall | 1.1356 | 0.05648 | 59 | 53 | 4 | 2 |
7568 | Dyslexic Farrier" | 1.1333 | 0.05023 | 60 | 53 | 6 | 1 |
7569 | These ought to bring her up to two horsepower. | 1.1333 | 0.05023 | 60 | 53 | 6 | 1 |
7570 | Apparently it's Wyoming's first gender reveal party. | 1.1296 | 0.05318 | 54 | 48 | 5 | 1 |
7571 | You know the Foot Locker on Old Town Road... | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
7572 | It's all about having new experiences, now. | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
7573 | My new blacksmith used to work in retail | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
7574 | No, you can’t look in my mouth. I was a gift, remember? | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
7575 | Thanks for listening, but I said they SHOOT horses, not SHOE them! | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
7576 | Green? Even if I wear that new bridle you got for my birthday? | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
7577 | My black ones were so passé. | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
7578 | Yeah, we saved a couple bucks. Now What? | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
7579 | The other ones would have arrived a week later. | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
7580 | I was two people before that witch cursed us... | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
7581 | Don't tell Linda. | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
7582 | Hard to find 2 pair shoes in 9 H. | 1.1273 | 0.05834 | 55 | 50 | 3 | 2 |
7583 | Ah, I see the confusion. In the UK we call these trainers. | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
7584 | What? I’m not walking around in here barefoot! I’d step in horseshit! | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
7585 | 1)You must be kidding.... 2)No hat? 3)No thanks, already have a set | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
7586 | Stuart Weitzman's? | 1.1273 | 0.05834 | 55 | 50 | 3 | 2 |
7587 | These were the last ones in my size | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
7588 | That's the best you got? Well at least I don't look like a pacifier farted a man. "Rainbow conga line", my ass. | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
7589 | Now will you let me into the house. | 1.1273 | 0.05834 | 55 | 50 | 3 | 2 |
7590 | Where’s your mask, cowboy? | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
7591 | who doesn't love a few pops of color? | 1.1273 | 0.05225 | 55 | 49 | 5 | 1 |
7592 | When your horse helps you decide which shoes to wear today | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
7593 | I’m moving to Broadway. | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
7594 | ok boomer | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
7595 | ouga-bouga | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
7596 | I can never remember if it's blue blue red red or red blue red blue? | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
7597 | I’ll give you two pairs of shoes for that hat. | 1.1273 | 0.04535 | 55 | 48 | 7 | 0 |
7598 | You don't need to draw attention away from your bum | 1.1250 | 0.05136 | 56 | 50 | 5 | 1 |
7599 | They just don’ make whore shoes like they use tuh’ | 1.1250 | 0.05734 | 56 | 51 | 3 | 2 |
7600 | They're made of real horses. | 1.1250 | 0.04459 | 56 | 49 | 7 | 0 |
7601 | I'm all Carl Perkins up front and Pink Floyd in the back. So giddy-up, cowboy! | 1.1250 | 0.04459 | 56 | 49 | 7 | 0 |
7602 | There's a hitch in my giddyap. | 1.1250 | 0.04459 | 56 | 49 | 7 | 0 |
7603 | And I'd like you to call me Chris from now on. | 1.1250 | 0.04459 | 56 | 49 | 7 | 0 |
7604 | Yeah? What do you think happens when you get divorced? | 1.1250 | 0.04459 | 56 | 49 | 7 | 0 |
7605 | Your card but one pair was free. You can keep the free handbag, partner. | 1.1250 | 0.04459 | 56 | 49 | 7 | 0 |
7606 | You're my fiery horse with the speed of light, and we both need masks." | 1.1250 | 0.05136 | 56 | 50 | 5 | 1 |
7607 | That's a horse of a different color. | 1.1250 | 0.04459 | 56 | 49 | 7 | 0 |
7608 | . . .About the laces. . . | 1.1250 | 0.04459 | 56 | 49 | 7 | 0 |
7609 | You look fabulous. What else do you want me to say? | 1.1250 | 0.04459 | 56 | 49 | 7 | 0 |
7610 | No nails. AND they're stylish. | 1.1250 | 0.05136 | 56 | 50 | 5 | 1 |
7611 | i don't care, put on your mask. | 1.1250 | 0.05669 | 48 | 43 | 4 | 1 |
7612 | I told you not to step on my blue suede shoes. | 1.1250 | 0.04459 | 56 | 49 | 7 | 0 |
7613 | It just helps me tell which side is the front of the horse. | 1.1250 | 0.05136 | 56 | 50 | 5 | 1 |
7614 | I don’t care if they’re on sale! | 1.1250 | 0.05136 | 56 | 50 | 5 | 1 |
7615 | You will take those shoes off if you want oats tonight. | 1.1250 | 0.05136 | 56 | 50 | 5 | 1 |
7616 | What? They are flats. | 1.1250 | 0.05136 | 56 | 50 | 5 | 1 |
7617 | If you wear the hat, the other horses will laugh at me. | 1.1250 | 0.05136 | 56 | 50 | 5 | 1 |
7618 | I didn't hear you... are those new sneakers | 1.1250 | 0.05734 | 56 | 51 | 3 | 2 |
7619 | Now tell me how funny my hat looks! | 1.1250 | 0.05734 | 56 | 51 | 3 | 2 |
7620 | Lost 'em in a poker game? You're unstable all right. | 1.1250 | 0.04459 | 56 | 49 | 7 | 0 |
7621 | Your wife has great taste in shoes but that hat is too much! | 1.1250 | 0.04459 | 56 | 49 | 7 | 0 |
7622 | Gender roles are socially constructed ideas that are obtained over one's entire lifetime | 1.1250 | 0.05136 | 56 | 50 | 5 | 1 |
7623 | I’m bi-gender Wilber. | 1.1250 | 0.04459 | 56 | 49 | 7 | 0 |
7624 | These high heels you got me are really only suitable for nights out on the town ... where there's pavement. | 1.1250 | 0.03185 | 56 | 50 | 6 | 0 |
7625 | No, I definitely clicked “Luxury Pony Ride” and not “Shared Pony Ride.” | 1.1250 | 0.05734 | 56 | 51 | 3 | 2 |
7626 | It's not me, it's shoe. | 1.1250 | 0.04459 | 56 | 49 | 7 | 0 |
7627 | I thought you might want to get there in style for once, but I see from you hat I was mistaken. | 1.1250 | 0.05136 | 56 | 50 | 5 | 1 |
7628 | Nine on the front and seven on the back doesn’t make sense to me either. It’s just the way it is. | 1.1250 | 0.05136 | 56 | 50 | 5 | 1 |
7629 | You know, technically my front limbs are arms, so maybe gloves would go better. | 1.1250 | 0.05669 | 48 | 43 | 4 | 1 |
7630 | Oh so you're Kylie Jenner's horse. | 1.1250 | 0.05136 | 56 | 50 | 5 | 1 |
7631 | Stop horsing around! | 1.1250 | 0.04459 | 56 | 49 | 7 | 0 |
7632 | I said, "Stalking their moves!" | 1.1250 | 0.04459 | 56 | 49 | 7 | 0 |
7633 | Red goes on the front and rear right hooves. You know, port side. | 1.1250 | 0.05136 | 56 | 50 | 5 | 1 |
7634 | Do you know where they’re having the gender reveal party? | 1.1250 | 0.04459 | 56 | 49 | 7 | 0 |
7635 | When I said clothes horse, I meant your wife! | 1.1250 | 0.04459 | 56 | 49 | 7 | 0 |
7636 | So here's the deal, I short Tesla at 700 Bucks and now I 'm thinking W T F the stock's at 1,600 am I'm being taken for a ride here?" | 1.1250 | 0.05136 | 56 | 50 | 5 | 1 |
7637 | I'm wearing slippers so I don't disturb the neighbors downstairs. | 1.1250 | 0.04459 | 56 | 49 | 7 | 0 |
7638 | This is no time for politics--I can't get my ass end to move forward. | 1.1250 | 0.05136 | 56 | 50 | 5 | 1 |
7639 | I'm not climbing up unless you have all shoes matching. | 1.1250 | 0.05136 | 56 | 50 | 5 | 1 |
7640 | What, I’m running third party. | 1.1250 | 0.05669 | 48 | 43 | 4 | 1 |
7641 | Maybe if you ride side saddle, it'll cheer you up. | 1.1250 | 0.05136 | 56 | 50 | 5 | 1 |
7642 | And that my friend is a proper horseshoe! | 1.1250 | 0.04459 | 56 | 49 | 7 | 0 |
7643 | Christmas parade tryouts already? | 1.1250 | 0.04459 | 56 | 49 | 7 | 0 |
7644 | The blacksmith is hitting the bottle again! | 1.1250 | 0.05136 | 56 | 50 | 5 | 1 |
7645 | Hi, ho, Silver. I didn't know you were bi-. | 1.1250 | 0.04459 | 56 | 49 | 7 | 0 |
7646 | Now dance away, Sally | 1.1250 | 0.05136 | 56 | 50 | 5 | 1 |
7647 | She wanted a gender reveal, I said Neigh.... | 1.1250 | 0.05136 | 56 | 50 | 5 | 1 |
7648 | Crocs? You realize you're not a chef don't you? | 1.1250 | 0.05136 | 56 | 50 | 5 | 1 |
7649 | I'm still not sure about this 'Horse Opera' idea of yours ... | 1.1250 | 0.05136 | 56 | 50 | 5 | 1 |
7650 | Just wear blue suede and nobody will notice. | 1.1250 | 0.04459 | 56 | 49 | 7 | 0 |
7651 | Damn that 5th Ave Blacksmith | 1.1250 | 0.05136 | 56 | 50 | 5 | 1 |
7652 | My farrier has higher aspirations. | 1.1250 | 0.04459 | 56 | 49 | 7 | 0 |
7653 | I think he did it because I pronounced "farrier" wrong. | 1.1250 | 0.04459 | 56 | 49 | 7 | 0 |
7654 | You may have a nice hat, but my shoes are a lot cooler than yours! | 1.1250 | 0.05669 | 48 | 43 | 4 | 1 |
7655 | Luckily, we're in black and white. | 1.1250 | 0.04459 | 56 | 49 | 7 | 0 |
7656 | Always you, with the Bipedalism! | 1.1250 | 0.05136 | 56 | 50 | 5 | 1 |
7657 | You want to ride ME? | 1.1250 | 0.04459 | 56 | 49 | 7 | 0 |
7658 | Why run when you can catwalk? | 1.1250 | 0.04459 | 56 | 49 | 7 | 0 |
7659 | That Jimmy Choo feller ain't never gonna make it. | 1.1250 | 0.05136 | 56 | 50 | 5 | 1 |
7660 | these are not the shoes I was hoping for. | 1.1250 | 0.04459 | 56 | 49 | 7 | 0 |
7661 | I'm ready for my two-step lesson. | 1.1250 | 0.05136 | 56 | 50 | 5 | 1 |
7662 | Lend me your hat Hank and we won | 1.1250 | 0.04459 | 56 | 49 | 7 | 0 |
7663 | I think that hat should go quite nicely with these, don’t you? | 1.1250 | 0.04459 | 56 | 49 | 7 | 0 |
7664 | Those are lovely shoes, but you have to wear a mask too! | 1.1250 | 0.05136 | 56 | 50 | 5 | 1 |
7665 | How's this going to look down at the corral? | 1.1250 | 0.05136 | 56 | 50 | 5 | 1 |
7666 | Regardless, they are still good luck. | 1.1250 | 0.04459 | 56 | 49 | 7 | 0 |
7667 | Following the nation's lesser known desperate hoarding of "lucky horse shoes," Randy had to improvise, finally finding a use for his wife's dancing shoes. | 1.1250 | 0.04459 | 56 | 49 | 7 | 0 |
7668 | I would wear a mask if I weren’t colorblind, so I don’t think so. | 1.1250 | 0.04459 | 56 | 49 | 7 | 0 |
7669 | Why did I pay our blacksmith to attend that beautician's workshop? | 1.1250 | 0.05669 | 48 | 43 | 4 | 1 |
7670 | What? Have you never met an androgynous horse before? | 1.1250 | 0.05136 | 56 | 50 | 5 | 1 |
7671 | I'll take off my shoes to see who's taller, if you'll take off your hat, | 1.1250 | 0.05136 | 56 | 50 | 5 | 1 |
7672 | Now that's a show of a different color. | 1.1250 | 0.05136 | 56 | 50 | 5 | 1 |
7673 | Which do you like best? | 1.1250 | 0.05136 | 56 | 50 | 5 | 1 |
7674 | My shoes need a shine. | 1.1250 | 0.05136 | 56 | 50 | 5 | 1 |
7675 | Whaddaya think: blue suede shoes or the ruby slippers? | 1.1250 | 0.05669 | 48 | 43 | 4 | 1 |
7676 | I had a coupon for Designer Shoe Warehouse. | 1.1250 | 0.04459 | 56 | 49 | 7 | 0 |
7677 | The color of the front ones match the saddle better. | 1.1250 | 0.04459 | 56 | 49 | 7 | 0 |
7678 | Not in these!!! Not where you plan to go! | 1.1250 | 0.05734 | 56 | 51 | 3 | 2 |
7679 | Check with your agent?! Since when?! | 1.1250 | 0.03185 | 56 | 50 | 6 | 0 |
7680 | I knew I shouldn’t have trusted that farrier in tap shoes.” | 1.1250 | 0.04459 | 56 | 49 | 7 | 0 |
7681 | I still don’t get it. Wouldn’t colored cake or a big box of balloons be easier? | 1.1250 | 0.04459 | 56 | 49 | 7 | 0 |
7682 | Well, the horseshoes were out of stock. | 1.1250 | 0.04459 | 56 | 49 | 7 | 0 |
7683 | Yes, they are a little tight in the toes, but you insisted on wing tips. | 1.1250 | 0.05669 | 48 | 43 | 4 | 1 |
7684 | You ain't no polo pony. | 1.1250 | 0.05136 | 56 | 50 | 5 | 1 |
7685 | Hey, Harold I though you only liked silver shoes | 1.1250 | 0.05136 | 56 | 50 | 5 | 1 |
7686 | Your sense of color is really awful! | 1.1250 | 0.04459 | 56 | 49 | 7 | 0 |
7687 | You might think it chic, but I call it 'shoddy' | 1.1250 | 0.04459 | 56 | 49 | 7 | 0 |
7688 | No more riding roughshod over the McCoys. | 1.1250 | 0.05136 | 56 | 50 | 5 | 1 |
7689 | I've told you a thousand times--I'm not riding anymore! | 1.1250 | 0.05136 | 56 | 50 | 5 | 1 |
7690 | OK I also don’t know which way to go! | 1.1250 | 0.05136 | 56 | 50 | 5 | 1 |
7691 | Well of course these two pairs of shoes don't match...think about the thrift shop odds. | 1.1250 | 0.04459 | 56 | 49 | 7 | 0 |
7692 | You couldn’t pony up the cash for the matching set? | 1.1250 | 0.05136 | 56 | 50 | 5 | 1 |
7693 | About time you finally came out of the closet | 1.1250 | 0.05136 | 56 | 50 | 5 | 1 |
7694 | But the sign said Nail Salon | 1.1250 | 0.04459 | 56 | 49 | 7 | 0 |
7695 | You know what? Let’s skip the ride today. I’m just not feeling it. | 1.1250 | 0.05669 | 48 | 43 | 4 | 1 |
7696 | Well I walked a mile, and the Republicans are still very much on the back foot. | 1.1250 | 0.05136 | 56 | 50 | 5 | 1 |
7697 | I have no idea where she is. The last time I saw her was with some guy on a white horse wearing an eye mask and an Indian named Tonto | 1.1250 | 0.04459 | 56 | 49 | 7 | 0 |
7698 | Be happy, finding four matching socks is impossible. | 1.1250 | 0.04459 | 56 | 49 | 7 | 0 |
7699 | Don't just stand there, do something! | 1.1250 | 0.04459 | 56 | 49 | 7 | 0 |
7700 | You think we'll look good together? | 1.1250 | 0.04459 | 56 | 49 | 7 | 0 |
7701 | I knew hiring Kim Kardashian to do the horse shoes was a mistake. | 1.1250 | 0.05136 | 56 | 50 | 5 | 1 |
7702 | Simple Covid protection ~ Annie Thompson | 1.1250 | 0.05136 | 56 | 50 | 5 | 1 |
7703 | Looking for a comfortable shoe, am we? | 1.1250 | 0.05136 | 56 | 50 | 5 | 1 |
7704 | Your shoes look fine. Is my hat too phallic? | 1.1250 | 0.05136 | 56 | 50 | 5 | 1 |
7705 | They don't go with the saddle. | 1.1250 | 0.04459 | 56 | 49 | 7 | 0 |
7706 | Come on! You said that this time it would be my choice, and besides, the salesman said theTopsiders would give me much better footing on the boat. | 1.1250 | 0.05136 | 56 | 50 | 5 | 1 |
7707 | OK now it's my turn to ride you! | 1.1250 | 0.05136 | 56 | 50 | 5 | 1 |
7708 | I thought it was supposed to be a horse of a different color. | 1.1250 | 0.05136 | 56 | 50 | 5 | 1 |
7709 | Just remember,whether you choose stallion or mare,you'll | 1.1250 | 0.05734 | 56 | 51 | 3 | 2 |
7710 | Now all I need is a one horse gown. | 1.1250 | 0.05734 | 56 | 51 | 3 | 2 |
7711 | Witch Pair Goes Best With This Saddle...? | 1.1250 | 0.04459 | 56 | 49 | 7 | 0 |
7712 | No Bob, the pink ones in the front and the green ones in the back | 1.1250 | 0.04459 | 56 | 49 | 7 | 0 |
7713 | Really, Silver? You’re wearing that? | 1.1250 | 0.05734 | 56 | 51 | 3 | 2 |
7714 | No way I'm riding you into town in that mismatched footwear. | 1.1250 | 0.05734 | 56 | 51 | 3 | 2 |
7715 | It’s the latest in high noon fashion. | 1.1250 | 0.05136 | 56 | 50 | 5 | 1 |
7716 | Too matchy-matchy for summer. | 1.1250 | 0.04459 | 56 | 49 | 7 | 0 |
7717 | They’re coordinated to match my pedicure. | 1.1250 | 0.04459 | 56 | 49 | 7 | 0 |
7718 | Those? They get me out of Wyoming. | 1.1250 | 0.04459 | 56 | 49 | 7 | 0 |
7719 | I don’t know why everyone was so afraid - the shoe factory was terrific. | 1.1250 | 0.05734 | 56 | 51 | 3 | 2 |
7720 | Good girls - good dress to graduation ! | 1.1250 | 0.05136 | 56 | 50 | 5 | 1 |
7721 | What did I expect to find on Tinder in the desert? | 1.1250 | 0.04459 | 56 | 49 | 7 | 0 |
7722 | Don't take it personally if they're more into bocce. | 1.1250 | 0.05136 | 56 | 50 | 5 | 1 |
7723 | Why is your nose stickin up? | 1.1250 | 0.06403 | 48 | 44 | 2 | 2 |
7724 | Dang, Scout! That surgery really messed you up. | 1.1250 | 0.04459 | 56 | 49 | 7 | 0 |
7725 | Thank you. | 1.1250 | 0.05136 | 56 | 50 | 5 | 1 |
7726 | Sorry but the party isn't until tomorrow! | 1.1250 | 0.04459 | 56 | 49 | 7 | 0 |
7727 | I thought you'd go with the blur suede shoes. | 1.1250 | 0.04459 | 56 | 49 | 7 | 0 |
7728 | I'm tired of you playing that silly old game with my other ones. | 1.1250 | 0.04459 | 56 | 49 | 7 | 0 |
7729 | Admit it, your horse sense has no fashion sense | 1.1250 | 0.04459 | 56 | 49 | 7 | 0 |
7730 | Where are my—hey, nice shoes... I have the same ones... | 1.1250 | 0.04459 | 56 | 49 | 7 | 0 |
7731 | English saddles are a rare sight around these parts. | 1.1250 | 0.05136 | 56 | 50 | 5 | 1 |
7732 | Your friend George was a little too curious, I had to get that monkey off my back. | 1.1250 | 0.05136 | 56 | 50 | 5 | 1 |
7733 | Jesus Christ, it’s Jason Bourne. | 1.1250 | 0.05136 | 56 | 50 | 5 | 1 |
7734 | What's with the face? These are my gallopin' galoshes! | 1.1250 | 0.05136 | 56 | 50 | 5 | 1 |
7735 | You didn’t warn me about the pebbles. | 1.1250 | 0.04459 | 56 | 49 | 7 | 0 |
7736 | See how much better my calves look? | 1.1250 | 0.04459 | 56 | 49 | 7 | 0 |
7737 | I got it! You‘ve had your coming out already three times this week!!! | 1.1250 | 0.04459 | 56 | 49 | 7 | 0 |
7738 | You just had to have a hat like Pharrell's. So, now, this is happening. | 1.1250 | 0.04459 | 56 | 49 | 7 | 0 |
7739 | Let’s settle scuffle and give rein to our suppressed desires. | 1.1250 | 0.05136 | 56 | 50 | 5 | 1 |
7740 | I thought this was supposed to be a zoom call! | 1.1250 | 0.04459 | 56 | 49 | 7 | 0 |
7741 | But Dad, Mitt is coming over soon and I want to make a good impression! | 1.1250 | 0.04459 | 56 | 49 | 7 | 0 |
7742 | 2 pairs bro, this is how extra I am | 1.1250 | 0.05136 | 56 | 50 | 5 | 1 |
7743 | Well boy, you get my point now? So tell me what you would've done. | 1.1250 | 0.04459 | 56 | 49 | 7 | 0 |
7744 | They didn’t have your size | 1.1250 | 0.04459 | 56 | 49 | 7 | 0 |
7745 | I asked for four blue but it still counts. | 1.1250 | 0.05136 | 56 | 50 | 5 | 1 |
7746 | As you can see, I love being a fashioNEIGHsta | 1.1250 | 0.04459 | 56 | 49 | 7 | 0 |
7747 | I've told you - I'm They/Them/Theirs now, and this is how I express both my sides! | 1.1250 | 0.04459 | 56 | 49 | 7 | 0 |
7748 | The power went out. | 1.1250 | 0.04459 | 56 | 49 | 7 | 0 |
7749 | Sorry—I’m used to wearing my indoor slippers. | 1.1250 | 0.05136 | 56 | 50 | 5 | 1 |
7750 | Well those are socks of a different color. | 1.1250 | 0.04459 | 56 | 49 | 7 | 0 |
7751 | Well, that's one way to save on farrier costs. | 1.1250 | 0.04459 | 56 | 49 | 7 | 0 |
7752 | You said “Put your best foot forward” | 1.1250 | 0.05669 | 48 | 43 | 4 | 1 |
7753 | I want to understand you. | 1.1250 | 0.05136 | 56 | 50 | 5 | 1 |
7754 | So the farrier was running a special and you just could not refuse? What’s next - a new saddle fitting? | 1.1250 | 0.05136 | 56 | 50 | 5 | 1 |
7755 | Only one pink pair left in the 2x1 clearance | 1.1250 | 0.04459 | 56 | 49 | 7 | 0 |
7756 | Just try to keep far from mud, OK? | 1.1250 | 0.05136 | 56 | 50 | 5 | 1 |
7757 | What do you mean America will never accept bipartisan horses?. | 1.1250 | 0.04459 | 56 | 49 | 7 | 0 |
7758 | Woah there, Bessy. Wooooaahhhh... | 1.1250 | 0.05734 | 56 | 51 | 3 | 2 |
7759 | I said, *carry* Bradshaw, not Carrie Bradshaw. | 1.1250 | 0.05136 | 56 | 50 | 5 | 1 |
7760 | of course that’s how you use them. What year do you think we’re in? | 1.1250 | 0.04459 | 56 | 49 | 7 | 0 |
7761 | I thought my shoes were too much | 1.1250 | 0.05136 | 56 | 50 | 5 | 1 |
7762 | Think I can be on one of those Italian sports cars? | 1.1250 | 0.04459 | 56 | 49 | 7 | 0 |
7763 | Horse says: "I'm definitely getting closer to my true style" | 1.1250 | 0.05136 | 56 | 50 | 5 | 1 |
7764 | Will YOU hold ME this time? | 1.1250 | 0.05136 | 56 | 50 | 5 | 1 |
7765 | and now let's talk about my contract | 1.1250 | 0.04459 | 56 | 49 | 7 | 0 |
7766 | They’re Manol’Whoaaaaaa’ Blaniks | 1.1250 | 0.05136 | 56 | 50 | 5 | 1 |
7767 | I forgot what color was my first amazon order. Don’t worry I’ll send them back tomorrow. | 1.1250 | 0.04459 | 56 | 49 | 7 | 0 |
7768 | What’s this now? | 1.1250 | 0.05136 | 56 | 50 | 5 | 1 |
7769 | Do you think they can tell my shoes don’t match? | 1.1250 | 0.05669 | 48 | 43 | 4 | 1 |
7770 | Lester, have you been watching Project Gallopway again? | 1.1250 | 0.05136 | 56 | 50 | 5 | 1 |
7771 | The green ones really bring out your eyes. | 1.1250 | 0.04459 | 56 | 49 | 7 | 0 |
7772 | Why limit myself one look when I can switch them up? | 1.1250 | 0.04459 | 56 | 49 | 7 | 0 |
7773 | Justine your mullet under that 10 gallon: Business in the front, party in the back. | 1.1250 | 0.05734 | 56 | 51 | 3 | 2 |
7774 | See? I told you...stylish AND practical | 1.1250 | 0.04459 | 56 | 49 | 7 | 0 |
7775 | Look...I know we’re on a budget right now, but I needed new shoes, and they were on sale, so I thought it would be okay | 1.1250 | 0.04459 | 56 | 49 | 7 | 0 |
7776 | I take it back. | 1.1250 | 0.05136 | 56 | 50 | 5 | 1 |
7777 | Is your gun loaded? Cause I think those guys are after me. | 1.1250 | 0.05136 | 56 | 50 | 5 | 1 |
7778 | What day is it again? | 1.1250 | 0.05136 | 56 | 50 | 5 | 1 |
7779 | Looking hot to trot there Nelly. | 1.1250 | 0.05136 | 56 | 50 | 5 | 1 |
7780 | Relax! They did NOT endorse you just because you can wear two pair at a time. Or, for your color matching, evidently. | 1.1228 | 0.05050 | 57 | 51 | 5 | 1 |
7781 | You truly are “A Horse Of A Different Color”. | 1.1228 | 0.04386 | 57 | 50 | 7 | 0 |
7782 | We all know you don't actually skate, poser. | 1.1228 | 0.05636 | 57 | 52 | 3 | 2 |
7783 | Yeah, I still don't have cattle!" | 1.1228 | 0.05636 | 57 | 52 | 3 | 2 |
7784 | I asked for blue suede shoes, and this is what I got... | 1.1228 | 0.04386 | 57 | 50 | 7 | 0 |
7785 | Oh give me a home where the buffalo room and where horses don’t wear sneakers “ | 1.1228 | 0.05050 | 57 | 51 | 5 | 1 |
7786 | You think I'm gonna get on a horse with them girly shoes?? | 1.1228 | 0.04386 | 57 | 50 | 7 | 0 |
7787 | I told the new guy you needed to be shoed, not new shoes! | 1.1228 | 0.04386 | 57 | 50 | 7 | 0 |
7788 | Well, shoot. I think you got the wrong suitcase. | 1.1228 | 0.04386 | 57 | 50 | 7 | 0 |
7789 | Look. Stand still until I'm up there. | 1.1228 | 0.04386 | 57 | 50 | 7 | 0 |
7790 | I won't get on 'til you change those Shoes! | 1.1228 | 0.04386 | 57 | 50 | 7 | 0 |
7791 | Do these shoes make my mane look gray? | 1.1228 | 0.04386 | 57 | 50 | 7 | 0 |
7792 | I can't decide....Jazz or Tap? | 1.1228 | 0.04386 | 57 | 50 | 7 | 0 |
7793 | ... lay off’en my blue suave shoes. | 1.1228 | 0.04386 | 57 | 50 | 7 | 0 |
7794 | I don't like showing too much skin and wearing Horseshoes , I wear Horsesladies now! | 1.1228 | 0.04386 | 57 | 50 | 7 | 0 |
7795 | Don't spur my idea of fashion. | 1.1228 | 0.04386 | 57 | 50 | 7 | 0 |
7796 | All shoe no horse! | 1.1228 | 0.04386 | 57 | 50 | 7 | 0 |
7797 | YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE WEARING HEELS. | 1.1228 | 0.05636 | 57 | 52 | 3 | 2 |
7798 | They’re gloves. They don’t have to match. | 1.1228 | 0.04386 | 57 | 50 | 7 | 0 |
7799 | I challenged you to a game of H-O-R-S-E not horseshoes. | 1.1228 | 0.04386 | 57 | 50 | 7 | 0 |
7800 | Actually it’s Dr. Black Jack and no I will not ‘giddy-up’ | 1.1228 | 0.04386 | 57 | 50 | 7 | 0 |
7801 | It all started when I this stuff called “paint” to the blacksmith... | 1.1228 | 0.04386 | 57 | 50 | 7 | 0 |
7802 | Bandit, for more reasons than I can explain, my wife is simply not going to be happy about this one. | 1.1228 | 0.04386 | 57 | 50 | 7 | 0 |
7803 | I know, I know, but they didn't have four of the same style... | 1.1228 | 0.05050 | 57 | 51 | 5 | 1 |
7804 | These new woman fashion horse shoes are killing me! | 1.1228 | 0.04386 | 57 | 50 | 7 | 0 |
7805 | I know, I know, it's fall. Did you want me to go with the suede oxfords? | 1.1228 | 0.04386 | 57 | 50 | 7 | 0 |
7806 | I know you hate turquoise, but it's not like we're going anywhere where your friends will see them anytime soon." | 1.1228 | 0.05050 | 57 | 51 | 5 | 1 |
7807 | The listing said they were 'custom made for Blitzen' but I know they always say things like that. | 1.1228 | 0.04386 | 57 | 50 | 7 | 0 |
7808 | I am a full-time shoe breaker for the NFL. | 1.1228 | 0.03602 | 57 | 51 | 6 | 0 |
7809 | I bought them from Haus. | 1.1228 | 0.04386 | 57 | 50 | 7 | 0 |
7810 | So,is it Nikes or Adidas for you? | 1.1228 | 0.05050 | 57 | 51 | 5 | 1 |
7811 | Red shoes, blue shoes, white ass: MAGA! Got it! | 1.1228 | 0.05050 | 57 | 51 | 5 | 1 |
7812 | My closet light burned out this morning. | 1.1228 | 0.05050 | 57 | 51 | 5 | 1 |
7813 | Pink shoes on the front makes better horse sense | 1.1228 | 0.04386 | 57 | 50 | 7 | 0 |
7814 | Well, Governor, you ticked off both the Blue and the Red counties, but it might have been better to put the "unarmed color" closer to the rear end. | 1.1228 | 0.04386 | 57 | 50 | 7 | 0 |
7815 | It go, right foot up, left foot slide Left foot up, right foot slide | 1.1228 | 0.04386 | 57 | 50 | 7 | 0 |
7816 | I'm really proud of you for coming out as a non-binary gelding. I hope this gift is appropriate? | 1.1228 | 0.04386 | 57 | 50 | 7 | 0 |
7817 | The nurses need all the luck they can get...so we swapped. | 1.1228 | 0.05050 | 57 | 51 | 5 | 1 |
7818 | And all this time I thought you were color blind. | 1.1228 | 0.05050 | 57 | 51 | 5 | 1 |
7819 | What do you mean there isn’t another stimulus check coming? | 1.1228 | 0.05050 | 57 | 51 | 5 | 1 |
7820 | The farrier wouldn’t take cash. | 1.1228 | 0.05050 | 57 | 51 | 5 | 1 |
7821 | You wear gloves and boots and now you’re staring! | 1.1228 | 0.04386 | 57 | 50 | 7 | 0 |
7822 | I might not accept defeat and step down as president. | 1.1228 | 0.05636 | 57 | 52 | 3 | 2 |
7823 | Now that was a horseshoe of a different color | 1.1228 | 0.05050 | 57 | 51 | 5 | 1 |
7824 | Cowbon | 1.1228 | 0.04386 | 57 | 50 | 7 | 0 |
7825 | Thanks, Partner; I think my partner will like the blue! | 1.1228 | 0.05050 | 57 | 51 | 5 | 1 |
7826 | wanna play 1 on 1? | 1.1228 | 0.04386 | 57 | 50 | 7 | 0 |
7827 | They're from Sarah Jessica Perkers new collection | 1.1228 | 0.05636 | 57 | 52 | 3 | 2 |
7828 | So this is the old town road I was talking about. I told you no one will see your new shoes here during social distancing | 1.1228 | 0.04386 | 57 | 50 | 7 | 0 |
7829 | Then I thought I have four feet, why shouldn't I invest in some Seattle Sloos? | 1.1207 | 0.04315 | 58 | 51 | 7 | 0 |
7830 | It’s those new shoes that make you taller than me. | 1.1207 | 0.04315 | 58 | 51 | 7 | 0 |
7831 | Green is for “go”, red is for “stop”; what you see is what you get. | 1.1207 | 0.05542 | 58 | 53 | 3 | 2 |
7832 | Two tone works for me, don't you think? | 1.1207 | 0.04967 | 58 | 52 | 5 | 1 |
7833 | What, it's just my female rear. | 1.1207 | 0.04967 | 58 | 52 | 5 | 1 |
7834 | I told you not to buy anything online | 1.1207 | 0.04315 | 58 | 51 | 7 | 0 |
7835 | I can click my heels for Kansas, my front feet for New York, your choice. | 1.1207 | 0.05542 | 58 | 53 | 3 | 2 |
7836 | No, the socks go inside the shoes. | 1.1207 | 0.04967 | 58 | 52 | 5 | 1 |
7837 | They fit. Now pony up the dough. | 1.1207 | 0.04315 | 58 | 51 | 7 | 0 |
7838 | Obviously. Are *you* ready for Gucci Gulch? | 1.1207 | 0.04315 | 58 | 51 | 7 | 0 |
7839 | I took playing Twister a little to seriously | 1.1207 | 0.04967 | 58 | 52 | 5 | 1 |
7840 | What, you think this is appropriate for a gelding?? | 1.1176 | 0.04556 | 51 | 45 | 6 | 0 |
7841 | Do you think I can pull it off? | 1.1176 | 0.05348 | 51 | 46 | 4 | 1 |
7842 | I'm @RealBigAss from Tinder. | 1.1132 | 0.04394 | 53 | 47 | 6 | 0 |
7843 | OK. I said I can call the wind Mariyah. But that's as far as I go. | 1.1132 | 0.04394 | 53 | 47 | 6 | 0 |
7844 | I will wear the shoes into town if you replace that ridiculous hat. | 1.1132 | 0.04394 | 53 | 47 | 6 | 0 |
7845 | I hope they have steel insoles. | 1.1132 | 0.04394 | 53 | 47 | 6 | 0 |
7846 | Banksy has ATV, will travel. | 1.1132 | 0.04394 | 53 | 47 | 6 | 0 |
7847 | No, my shoes are not supposed to be part of my outfit. | 1.1132 | 0.04394 | 53 | 47 | 6 | 0 |
7848 | Why do you take everything so literally? | 1.1132 | 0.05154 | 53 | 48 | 4 | 1 |
7849 | They're for good luck | 1.1132 | 0.05815 | 53 | 49 | 2 | 2 |
7850 | Didn’t anyone teach you that horses can’t see the color red, or that you should always save your receipts? | 1.1132 | 0.04394 | 53 | 47 | 6 | 0 |
7851 | There's a different blacksmith in town... | 1.1132 | 0.04394 | 53 | 47 | 6 | 0 |
7852 | Close enough to count? | 1.1132 | 0.04394 | 53 | 47 | 6 | 0 |
7853 | You can get your shoes back after the gender reveal party. | 1.1132 | 0.05154 | 53 | 48 | 4 | 1 |
7854 | Where can we get us some masks around here, Trigger? | 1.1132 | 0.04394 | 53 | 47 | 6 | 0 |
7855 | Yes, they're horseshoes. No, you can't borrow them to play that stupid game! | 1.1132 | 0.04394 | 53 | 47 | 6 | 0 |
7856 | Please don't call me "old girl." I use they / them pronouns thankyouverymuch. | 1.1132 | 0.04394 | 53 | 47 | 6 | 0 |
7857 | What makes you think I have red-green color blindness? | 1.1132 | 0.04394 | 53 | 47 | 6 | 0 |
7858 | Best I could do for curbside service. | 1.1132 | 0.05154 | 53 | 48 | 4 | 1 |
7859 | Which do you think looks better, the blue or the pink? | 1.1132 | 0.04394 | 53 | 47 | 6 | 0 |
7860 | Now we're both City Slickers ! | 1.1132 | 0.05154 | 53 | 48 | 4 | 1 |
7861 | Now is not the time to answer “Who was that masked man?” and you can hum “Hi-yo, Silver, away’!” when you also cover your mouth! | 1.1132 | 0.04394 | 53 | 47 | 6 | 0 |
7862 | WE HAVE TO CHANGE YOUR NAME | 1.1132 | 0.04394 | 53 | 47 | 6 | 0 |
7863 | Get those off and start wearing your own shoes. | 1.1132 | 0.04394 | 53 | 47 | 6 | 0 |
7864 | The Cowboy Manual wasn't clear, but Clint still felt that something was amiss. | 1.1132 | 0.04394 | 53 | 47 | 6 | 0 |
7865 | There was a BOGO shoe sale and I couldn't resist. | 1.1132 | 0.05154 | 53 | 48 | 4 | 1 |
7866 | 'What?' at least they're colour coordinated. | 1.1132 | 0.04394 | 53 | 47 | 6 | 0 |
7867 | Uh, I think you went to the wrong farrier Silver | 1.1132 | 0.04394 | 53 | 47 | 6 | 0 |
7868 | Thanks, Gorsuch. | 1.1132 | 0.04394 | 53 | 47 | 6 | 0 |
7869 | Big hat, no cattle, but I have a fine horse. | 1.1132 | 0.05154 | 53 | 48 | 4 | 1 |
7870 | Shoo! I have foot and mouth disease. | 1.1132 | 0.04394 | 53 | 47 | 6 | 0 |
7871 | They looked different on the website. | 1.1132 | 0.05154 | 53 | 48 | 4 | 1 |
7872 | I promise my fashion statement has no hidden message about the party affiliated with the horse's ass. | 1.1132 | 0.05154 | 53 | 48 | 4 | 1 |
7873 | Don't mention my shoes, I won't mention your hat. | 1.1132 | 0.04394 | 53 | 47 | 6 | 0 |
7874 | I got sick of sensible shoes. | 1.1132 | 0.05154 | 53 | 48 | 4 | 1 |
7875 | They may look like shoes, but they're actually cakes. | 1.1132 | 0.05154 | 53 | 48 | 4 | 1 |
7876 | Sorry, that’s not enough for you to be called “The Horse of a Different Color.” | 1.1132 | 0.04394 | 53 | 47 | 6 | 0 |
7877 | The red ones look like they would be hard to trot in. | 1.1132 | 0.04394 | 53 | 47 | 6 | 0 |
7878 | Your hat does not go with my shoes and I'm not changing. | 1.1132 | 0.05154 | 53 | 48 | 4 | 1 |
7879 | Hey! This is supposed to be a black and white movie! | 1.1132 | 0.04394 | 53 | 47 | 6 | 0 |
7880 | I'm not changing again. | 1.1132 | 0.04394 | 53 | 47 | 6 | 0 |
7881 | Elvis and Dorothy apparently haven't caught onto your shoe fetish | 1.1132 | 0.05154 | 53 | 48 | 4 | 1 |
7882 | I'll change my hat if you'll change your socks, I don't care if they are BOGOS | 1.1132 | 0.05154 | 53 | 48 | 4 | 1 |
7883 | Was it dark in the barn when you put them on" | 1.1132 | 0.05154 | 53 | 48 | 4 | 1 |
7884 | But I wanted blue suede shoes for all four feet! | 1.1132 | 0.04394 | 53 | 47 | 6 | 0 |
7885 | Who's your blacksmith ? | 1.1132 | 0.04394 | 53 | 47 | 6 | 0 |
7886 | You have your herd immunity, I have mine. | 1.1132 | 0.04394 | 53 | 47 | 6 | 0 |
7887 | I am not a horse of different colors, I ‘m just understood | 1.1132 | 0.05154 | 53 | 48 | 4 | 1 |
7888 | To have any business at all out here, I must express constant neutrality by exact equality. | 1.1132 | 0.05154 | 53 | 48 | 4 | 1 |
7889 | I missed the return window. What’s your excuse for that hat? | 1.1132 | 0.05815 | 53 | 49 | 2 | 2 |
7890 | I can't help noticing your taste in equestrian fashion comports with your Holiday Spirit! | 1.1132 | 0.05154 | 53 | 48 | 4 | 1 |
7891 | Stay on my good side, pardner. | 1.1132 | 0.05154 | 53 | 48 | 4 | 1 |
7892 | Lynn, I couldn't find your horseshoes so...you're gonna have to wear these whore's shoes." "Neigh! How do they make me look?" "Like a whores!" "So I can still buck in them all night?" "Of Horse! | 1.1132 | 0.05154 | 53 | 48 | 4 | 1 |
7893 | test for customer, from cds. | 1.1132 | 0.05154 | 53 | 48 | 4 | 1 |
7894 | But horses are supposed to have shoes AND socks . . . | 1.1132 | 0.02902 | 53 | 48 | 5 | 0 |
7895 | Now we just need a sequined saddle to top it off. | 1.1132 | 0.04394 | 53 | 47 | 6 | 0 |
7896 | Well, if it were up to me, I’d go with rainbow for your saddle. | 1.1132 | 0.04394 | 53 | 47 | 6 | 0 |
7897 | When I say "Whoa!", I mean Whoa! | 1.1132 | 0.05815 | 53 | 49 | 2 | 2 |
7898 | Did you just call my twinkle toes? | 1.1132 | 0.05154 | 53 | 48 | 4 | 1 |
7899 | Of course they're for Christmas. | 1.1132 | 0.04394 | 53 | 47 | 6 | 0 |
7900 | You didn’t tell me that we’d be alone on the Lone Prairie...what do we do now? | 1.1132 | 0.04394 | 53 | 47 | 6 | 0 |
7901 | So know YOU know what it’s like to have the shoe,shoe,shoe,shoe on the other foot! | 1.1132 | 0.04394 | 53 | 47 | 6 | 0 |
7902 | I really think you'll find these more practical than the Manolo Blahniks. | 1.1132 | 0.04394 | 53 | 47 | 6 | 0 |
7903 | Shall we break them in a little? | 1.1132 | 0.05154 | 53 | 48 | 4 | 1 |
7904 | I won’t take them off unless you don a mask. My shoes are an expression of my freedom, wearing a mask is a matter of life and death. | 1.1132 | 0.04394 | 53 | 47 | 6 | 0 |
7905 | My old shoes just didn’t have enough arch support. | 1.1132 | 0.04394 | 53 | 47 | 6 | 0 |
7906 | Who are you wearing? | 1.1132 | 0.04394 | 53 | 47 | 6 | 0 |
7907 | The top of your hat looks tasty | 1.1132 | 0.04394 | 53 | 47 | 6 | 0 |
7908 | Now look here, we can wear either violet shoes or teal shoes but not both! | 1.1132 | 0.05154 | 53 | 48 | 4 | 1 |
7909 | lets see how the roundup goes before you think of returning them | 1.1132 | 0.04394 | 53 | 47 | 6 | 0 |
7910 | Can’t ride unlessn’ ya war a mask. | 1.1132 | 0.05154 | 53 | 48 | 4 | 1 |
7911 | Stop and Go shoes...very nice! | 1.1132 | 0.05154 | 53 | 48 | 4 | 1 |
7912 | What now Silver? | 1.1132 | 0.05154 | 53 | 48 | 4 | 1 |
7913 | They’re for my Kickstarter. | 1.1132 | 0.05154 | 53 | 48 | 4 | 1 |
7914 | Okay, go get the dress now please | 1.1132 | 0.04394 | 53 | 47 | 6 | 0 |
7915 | Who do you think we are? Hop-along Cassidy in tweeds? | 1.1132 | 0.04394 | 53 | 47 | 6 | 0 |
7916 | I'm hosting a gender reveal party. | 1.1132 | 0.05154 | 53 | 48 | 4 | 1 |
7917 | Blacksmith Friday.... I got there late. | 1.1132 | 0.04394 | 53 | 47 | 6 | 0 |
7918 | Don't tell me I did it again! That's the last time I start work so early. I'm tired of getting dressed in the dark! | 1.1132 | 0.05154 | 53 | 48 | 4 | 1 |
7919 | I thought they said bay horse not gay horse? | 1.1132 | 0.04394 | 53 | 47 | 6 | 0 |
7920 | Sorry Hank, but that hat makes me look ridiculous. | 1.1132 | 0.05154 | 53 | 48 | 4 | 1 |
7921 | I only wanted the wingtips, but it was buy one get one. | 1.1132 | 0.05815 | 53 | 49 | 2 | 2 |
7922 | I've been wearing them for weeks, Gene. You just couldn't see on the zoom call. | 1.1132 | 0.04394 | 53 | 47 | 6 | 0 |
7923 | Since you’re obviously a little unclear on the concept of horseshoes, I’m guessing this is, in fact, your first rodeo. | 1.1132 | 0.05154 | 53 | 48 | 4 | 1 |
7924 | Republicans ride horses, too. | 1.1132 | 0.04394 | 53 | 47 | 6 | 0 |
7925 | Do they turn purple when I gallop? | 1.1132 | 0.04394 | 53 | 47 | 6 | 0 |
7926 | They may look "ridiculous" but, I'll have you know they're orthopedic. | 1.1132 | 0.04394 | 53 | 47 | 6 | 0 |
7927 | Don't knock 'em till you've tried 'em. | 1.1132 | 0.04394 | 53 | 47 | 6 | 0 |
7928 | The blacksmith was originally from Austin. | 1.1132 | 0.04394 | 53 | 47 | 6 | 0 |
7929 | I'm trying to say yea to myself more often. | 1.1132 | 0.05154 | 53 | 48 | 4 | 1 |
7930 | I said that I needed new shoes for prancing, not dancing | 1.1132 | 0.04394 | 53 | 47 | 6 | 0 |
7931 | I see where you're going with this. It will be easier to pick teams for Horseshoes. But I think getting ringers is going to be difficult. | 1.1132 | 0.05154 | 53 | 48 | 4 | 1 |
7932 | My eyes are fine. Not like your sloppy writing. The list said "house shoes" plain as day. | 1.1132 | 0.04394 | 53 | 47 | 6 | 0 |
7933 | That’s not the way to get shoes. | 1.1132 | 0.05815 | 53 | 49 | 2 | 2 |
7934 | I told you, I’m an Independent horse. | 1.1132 | 0.04394 | 53 | 47 | 6 | 0 |
7935 | I agree, Trigger the new blacksmith is a little extra... | 1.1132 | 0.04394 | 53 | 47 | 6 | 0 |
7936 | The English saddle and the turquoise and pink shoes will wow the gang back in Tombstone. | 1.1132 | 0.05154 | 53 | 48 | 4 | 1 |
7937 | I got these online! They're multicolored, washable and one size fits all. | 1.1132 | 0.04394 | 53 | 47 | 6 | 0 |
7938 | It was Black Friday! | 1.1132 | 0.04394 | 53 | 47 | 6 | 0 |
7939 | That hat is soooo last year... | 1.1132 | 0.04394 | 53 | 47 | 6 | 0 |
7940 | Back paws got jealous.. no doubt they are females.. | 1.1132 | 0.05815 | 53 | 49 | 2 | 2 |
7941 | I was just trying to add some fabulous to their luck! | 1.1132 | 0.04394 | 53 | 47 | 6 | 0 |
7942 | I’m sorry, Larry, but nothing is going according to plan, and you will have to be more agile! | 1.1132 | 0.04394 | 53 | 47 | 6 | 0 |
7943 | You wanna take the first half and I’ll ride the second? | 1.1132 | 0.04394 | 53 | 47 | 6 | 0 |
7944 | Me too? | 1.1132 | 0.04394 | 53 | 47 | 6 | 0 |
7945 | These gender reveal parties are getting a little ridiculous. | 1.1132 | 0.04394 | 53 | 47 | 6 | 0 |
7946 | You can continue to test me, Bart. I just do not see color. | 1.1132 | 0.04394 | 53 | 47 | 6 | 0 |
7947 | What do you mean I’m colorblind? | 1.1132 | 0.04394 | 53 | 47 | 6 | 0 |
7948 | Adapting to the real world post pandemic proves difficult for all: “But John, I thought we were zooming into work today?” | 1.1132 | 0.04394 | 53 | 47 | 6 | 0 |
7949 | People stopped pointing out the long face. | 1.1132 | 0.05154 | 53 | 48 | 4 | 1 |
7950 | I don't care how much you paid, they are not worth a damn | 1.1132 | 0.04394 | 53 | 47 | 6 | 0 |
7951 | Yes, it's a walk of shame. Don't look at me! | 1.1132 | 0.05154 | 53 | 48 | 4 | 1 |
7952 | This new Trump Campaign making riding great again does not work either | 1.1132 | 0.05154 | 53 | 48 | 4 | 1 |
7953 | This here is our show pony. Elvis in the front, Dorothy in the back. | 1.1132 | 0.04394 | 53 | 47 | 6 | 0 |
7954 | Do I always have to spell it out for you Tex? Of course, I meant horse shoes... | 1.1132 | 0.04394 | 53 | 47 | 6 | 0 |
7955 | When you put it in perspective, I can see why my wife has the better legs on those red shoes. Maybe blue is not my color. | 1.1132 | 0.04394 | 53 | 47 | 6 | 0 |
7956 | Now when I asked for horse shoes, I didn’t think you’d take me literally and get shoes for my horse! They ain’t even the right size Dave! | 1.1132 | 0.04394 | 53 | 47 | 6 | 0 |
7957 | Horsebit loafers are too preppy for my taste | 1.1132 | 0.04394 | 53 | 47 | 6 | 0 |
7958 | What, like you have never ordered from Amazon in a blackout? | 1.1132 | 0.04394 | 53 | 47 | 6 | 0 |
7959 | Soo... when you searched "for a horse with quick feet" in your ad, you didn't mean for tap-dancing? | 1.1132 | 0.04394 | 53 | 47 | 6 | 0 |
7960 | Sometimes a 'bargain' isn't a bargain | 1.1132 | 0.05154 | 53 | 48 | 4 | 1 |
7961 | What. You don't like 'em? | 1.1132 | 0.05154 | 53 | 48 | 4 | 1 |
7962 | Let’s do it, i am in my dance shoes today. | 1.1132 | 0.05815 | 53 | 49 | 2 | 2 |
7963 | The only place I’m allowed to shop is Dress Barn. What’s your excuse?! | 1.1132 | 0.04394 | 53 | 47 | 6 | 0 |
7964 | When the west was truly wild @alexandraaawhiteee | 1.1132 | 0.04394 | 53 | 47 | 6 | 0 |
7965 | Look, the gender reveal parties are only until the pandemic is over. Then you can go back to giving pony rides. | 1.1132 | 0.04394 | 53 | 47 | 6 | 0 |
7966 | What?! I swear he said I could be a model. I swear it came straight from the horse’s mouth. | 1.1132 | 0.04394 | 53 | 47 | 6 | 0 |
7967 | Definitely go with the blue if you're wearing the bow tie unless you're looking for funky | 1.1132 | 0.04394 | 53 | 47 | 6 | 0 |
7968 | Ok Tim I'm ready, let's go for a walk | 1.1132 | 0.04394 | 53 | 47 | 6 | 0 |
7969 | Horse couture | 1.1111 | 0.04317 | 54 | 48 | 6 | 0 |
7970 | Once Upon a Time in the Western Hemisphere of the Brain | 1.1111 | 0.05062 | 54 | 49 | 4 | 1 |
7971 | I hope you're more coordinated than those colors. | 1.1111 | 0.04317 | 54 | 48 | 6 | 0 |
7972 | You look better than the pig, but it's still not enough | 1.1111 | 0.04317 | 54 | 48 | 6 | 0 |
7973 | Sorry I'm late. I had trouble picking out a matching saddle. | 1.1111 | 0.05062 | 54 | 49 | 4 | 1 |
7974 | Cute shoes. Do did you get matching purses too? | 1.1111 | 0.04317 | 54 | 48 | 6 | 0 |
7975 | I'll trade you tha hat for the blue suede shoes. | 1.1111 | 0.05062 | 54 | 49 | 4 | 1 |
7976 | You shouldn't laugh at my shoes if you wear that hat! | 1.1111 | 0.05062 | 54 | 49 | 4 | 1 |
7977 | You are suppose to leave the bowling shoes at the bowling alley | 1.1111 | 0.02855 | 54 | 49 | 5 | 0 |
7978 | What do you mean these aren't the horseshoes you were talking about? | 1.1111 | 0.04317 | 54 | 48 | 6 | 0 |
7979 | Sorry, but the blacksmith is closed on Sunday . | 1.1111 | 0.04317 | 54 | 48 | 6 | 0 |
7980 | It wasnt my first choice. | 1.1111 | 0.05062 | 54 | 49 | 4 | 1 |
7981 | While if this isn't a horse of a different color. | 1.1111 | 0.04317 | 54 | 48 | 6 | 0 |
7982 | That’s the last time I’m taking you to Neiman Marcus for shoes | 1.1111 | 0.04317 | 54 | 48 | 6 | 0 |
7983 | ‘“It’s not my fault. We’re all colorblind.” | 1.1111 | 0.04317 | 54 | 48 | 6 | 0 |
7984 | Those are whore's shoes. | 1.1111 | 0.04317 | 54 | 48 | 6 | 0 |
7985 | No ear holes? | 1.1111 | 0.05062 | 54 | 49 | 4 | 1 |
7986 | You should get some horseshoes for yourself. | 1.1111 | 0.04317 | 54 | 48 | 6 | 0 |
7987 | It’s a Tom Ford western. | 1.1111 | 0.05062 | 54 | 49 | 4 | 1 |
7988 | No worry, I'm ok with fluid species identity. | 1.1111 | 0.04317 | 54 | 48 | 6 | 0 |
7989 | Shop downtown had a Bo-Go. | 1.1111 | 0.05062 | 54 | 49 | 4 | 1 |
7990 | What do you think? Should the colors match front and back or left and right? | 1.1111 | 0.04317 | 54 | 48 | 6 | 0 |
7991 | I think we need to get a new farrier. These shoes don't even match. | 1.1111 | 0.04317 | 54 | 48 | 6 | 0 |
7992 | Coulda sworn that fella said he was a ‘farrier’ from the East Village. | 1.1111 | 0.04317 | 54 | 48 | 6 | 0 |
7993 | Your choice of red or blue could have significant consequences | 1.1111 | 0.04317 | 54 | 48 | 6 | 0 |
7994 | Forget my slippers. Where's your mask? | 1.1111 | 0.05062 | 54 | 49 | 4 | 1 |
7995 | Just click them together and say, “there’s no place like home, there’s no place like home!” | 1.1111 | 0.04317 | 54 | 48 | 6 | 0 |
7996 | all hat no cattle, yes. butMY shoes match! | 1.1111 | 0.04317 | 54 | 48 | 6 | 0 |
7997 | I understand .... Your A Horse Of A Different Color .... So What's Up With The Soft Shoes ?? | 1.1111 | 0.05062 | 54 | 49 | 4 | 1 |
7998 | ' Ok, I think it's recording...' | 1.1111 | 0.05062 | 54 | 49 | 4 | 1 |
7999 | What? You try finding a matched set in that barn of yours. | 1.1111 | 0.05711 | 54 | 50 | 2 | 2 |
8000 | Do you remember how we were wondering how a new blacksmith even learns that trade anymore? Keep wondering. | 1.1111 | 0.04317 | 54 | 48 | 6 | 0 |
8001 | Thanks for trying, but I feel that my left half is masculine and my right half is feminine, not front and back. | 1.1111 | 0.04317 | 54 | 48 | 6 | 0 |
8002 | I see you booked another reveal party. | 1.1111 | 0.04317 | 54 | 48 | 6 | 0 |
8003 | They're cute. I'm just not sure that Louboutin & Sons is the right farrier for us, sir. | 1.1111 | 0.05062 | 54 | 49 | 4 | 1 |
8004 | I know you want me to walk a mile in your shoes but I will be damned if I go out in these colors. | 1.1111 | 0.05062 | 54 | 49 | 4 | 1 |
8005 | No, no. Those are meant to be port and starboard. | 1.1111 | 0.04317 | 54 | 48 | 6 | 0 |
8006 | Adding RuPaul's Drag Race to the Triple Crown was an excellent idea | 1.1111 | 0.05062 | 54 | 49 | 4 | 1 |
8007 | Elmer’s is celebrating Pride Month | 1.1111 | 0.05062 | 54 | 49 | 4 | 1 |
8008 | The new farrier's from Ferragamo | 1.1111 | 0.04317 | 54 | 48 | 6 | 0 |
8009 | It's no different than a two-tone car. | 1.1111 | 0.04317 | 54 | 48 | 6 | 0 |
8010 | Just a thought.... | 1.1111 | 0.04317 | 54 | 48 | 6 | 0 |
8011 | This doesn’t mean you’re a shoe in to win the rodeo! | 1.1111 | 0.05062 | 54 | 49 | 4 | 1 |
8012 | Please take off your shoes before entering | 1.1111 | 0.04317 | 54 | 48 | 6 | 0 |
8013 | I finally feel like the real me. | 1.1111 | 0.05062 | 54 | 49 | 4 | 1 |
8014 | I will not ride you till you put on matching shoes! | 1.1111 | 0.04317 | 54 | 48 | 6 | 0 |
8015 | Trumpus wondered if his horse (who was very political) was sending him a message. | 1.1111 | 0.05062 | 54 | 49 | 4 | 1 |
8016 | Do you like my horse shoes? | 1.1111 | 0.05062 | 54 | 49 | 4 | 1 |
8017 | It's my wife's twisted idea of a gender reveal. | 1.1111 | 0.05062 | 54 | 49 | 4 | 1 |
8018 | What we have was special but an old timer cowboy like you will never understand a pangender horse like me | 1.1111 | 0.04317 | 54 | 48 | 6 | 0 |
8019 | Fair enough, why wouldn’t you pick out your own shoes? | 1.1111 | 0.04317 | 54 | 48 | 6 | 0 |
8020 | Talk about riding in comfort and style | 1.1111 | 0.05062 | 54 | 49 | 4 | 1 |
8021 | Yeah, but can you dunk a basketball? | 1.1111 | 0.03891 | 54 | 50 | 3 | 1 |
8022 | Really, you look great. | 1.1111 | 0.04317 | 54 | 48 | 6 | 0 |
8023 | I'm still not sure about the shoes | 1.1111 | 0.04317 | 54 | 48 | 6 | 0 |
8024 | C’mon trip, the light is fantastic | 1.1111 | 0.04317 | 54 | 48 | 6 | 0 |
8025 | Sorry, these are the only shoes the insurance would cover. | 1.1111 | 0.04317 | 54 | 48 | 6 | 0 |
8026 | I know. But I got them on sale. | 1.1111 | 0.04317 | 54 | 48 | 6 | 0 |
8027 | Melania won' t be riding you today, Donald. | 1.1111 | 0.05062 | 54 | 49 | 4 | 1 |
8028 | The red look better. | 1.1111 | 0.04317 | 54 | 48 | 6 | 0 |
8029 | I did NOT step on your blur suede shoes. | 1.1111 | 0.04317 | 54 | 48 | 6 | 0 |
8030 | Those aren't the kind of shoes I was talking about. | 1.1111 | 0.04317 | 54 | 48 | 6 | 0 |
8031 | I thought the Democrats were the ass? | 1.1111 | 0.05062 | 54 | 49 | 4 | 1 |
8032 | No one ever noticed when we were in black and white. | 1.1111 | 0.04317 | 54 | 48 | 6 | 0 |
8033 | Just because they're horse shoes doesn't mean they have to be boring! | 1.1111 | 0.04317 | 54 | 48 | 6 | 0 |
8034 | You look ridiculous. Jinx! | 1.1111 | 0.04317 | 54 | 48 | 6 | 0 |
8035 | Do me a favor and change into your synthetic kicks before wrangling up cattle. | 1.1111 | 0.05062 | 54 | 49 | 4 | 1 |
8036 | Oops forgot the for above post | 1.1111 | 0.05062 | 54 | 49 | 4 | 1 |
8037 | ‘I’m in charge of tapping my heels together three times. You’re in charge of saying ‘There’s no place like home.’’ | 1.1111 | 0.04317 | 54 | 48 | 6 | 0 |
8038 | I know how you feel about Nike but, it was buy one get one! | 1.1111 | 0.04317 | 54 | 48 | 6 | 0 |
8039 | And you get your second pair 50% off! | 1.1111 | 0.04317 | 54 | 48 | 6 | 0 |
8040 | Update the hat cowboy, there's a new sheriff in town! | 1.1111 | 0.04317 | 54 | 48 | 6 | 0 |
8041 | You never said which color you were wearing so I wore both just in case. | 1.1111 | 0.05711 | 54 | 50 | 2 | 2 |
8042 | Buddy, I said let’s wear something to elongate our legs - not our heads | 1.1111 | 0.04317 | 54 | 48 | 6 | 0 |
8043 | Maybe we should try the police siren again | 1.1111 | 0.04317 | 54 | 48 | 6 | 0 |
8044 | You've got too many boots to fill | 1.1111 | 0.04317 | 54 | 48 | 6 | 0 |
8045 | You told me I needed shoes so I got some from your wife. | 1.1111 | 0.05711 | 54 | 50 | 2 | 2 |
8046 | What? It’s Ladies Night down at Sneaky Pete’s | 1.1111 | 0.04317 | 54 | 48 | 6 | 0 |
8047 | Do you now believe that there is a gap in the market for horse shoes? | 1.1111 | 0.05062 | 54 | 49 | 4 | 1 |
8048 | Iget the blue suede shoes, but why the red ones? | 1.1111 | 0.04317 | 54 | 48 | 6 | 0 |
8049 | Wasn’t sure what kind of shoe would protect me so hedging my bets | 1.1111 | 0.04317 | 54 | 48 | 6 | 0 |
8050 | It’s lockdown! Let me live a little! | 1.1111 | 0.04317 | 54 | 48 | 6 | 0 |
8051 | I forgot my work shoes. Hope you don’t mind I borrowed some of Nance’s | 1.1111 | 0.05062 | 54 | 49 | 4 | 1 |
8052 | So...you really want to start the conversation on fashion judgement? | 1.1111 | 0.04317 | 54 | 48 | 6 | 0 |
8053 | Now you try. | 1.1111 | 0.05062 | 54 | 49 | 4 | 1 |
8054 | PPE, it helps with the cow pies. | 1.1091 | 0.04973 | 55 | 50 | 4 | 1 |
8055 | You said to stop being a clothes horse, but you didn’t mention shoes! | 1.1091 | 0.04242 | 55 | 49 | 6 | 0 |
8056 | No it doesn't count, and anyway they're not remotely close. | 1.1091 | 0.04242 | 55 | 49 | 6 | 0 |
8057 | You don't say anything about the shoes, I won't say anything about the hat. | 1.1091 | 0.04242 | 55 | 49 | 6 | 0 |
8058 | Would you rather wear gender neutral colors? | 1.1042 | 0.04456 | 48 | 43 | 5 | 0 |
8059 | Famous Footware, Buy One, Get One sale. | 1.1042 | 0.04456 | 48 | 43 | 5 | 0 |
8060 | That's not what I had in mind when I said we need to get you new shoes, Mr. Ed. | 1.1042 | 0.04456 | 48 | 43 | 5 | 0 |
8061 | And where's Elvis and Dorothy? | 1.1042 | 0.04456 | 48 | 43 | 5 | 0 |
8062 | I told her I don't want any witch on my back! Not the wicked witch of the East, West, North or South! Nay! | 1.1042 | 0.04456 | 48 | 43 | 5 | 0 |
8063 | Are you kidding? I wouldn't wear these to a stampede! | 1.1042 | 0.04456 | 48 | 43 | 5 | 0 |
8064 | Ok. Just so long as you don’t start wearing Crocs all the time. | 1.1042 | 0.04456 | 48 | 43 | 5 | 0 |
8065 | Considering your career as a cowboy I assumed it was a concept you would have alreaady entertained. | 1.1042 | 0.04456 | 48 | 43 | 5 | 0 |
8066 | It was a clearance sale, I had to settle for what was left. | 1.1042 | 0.04456 | 48 | 43 | 5 | 0 |
8067 | You’re right. You do have two left feet. | 1.1042 | 0.04456 | 48 | 43 | 5 | 0 |
8068 | Do these say 'fashion plate,' or is it just obvious that I've given up trying? | 1.1042 | 0.04456 | 48 | 43 | 5 | 0 |
8069 | Why are you surprised? The blacksmith was once on Project Runway. | 1.1042 | 0.04456 | 48 | 43 | 5 | 0 |
8070 | This fraternal twin gender reveal is getting a little complicated. | 1.1042 | 0.04456 | 48 | 43 | 5 | 0 |
8071 | dams, I could not really decide sire! | 1.1042 | 0.04456 | 48 | 43 | 5 | 0 |
8072 | Shoddy choice of footwear for today's ride horse. | 1.1042 | 0.04456 | 48 | 43 | 5 | 0 |
8073 | Why did you give me these pumps? These are not the colors of the year anymore. | 1.1034 | 0.04034 | 58 | 52 | 6 | 0 |
8074 | By November we need at least three blue. | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
8075 | The farrier never has my size, and these were on sale next door. | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
8076 | You can take the shoes off if you want, but you’re going to see my toes, and once that box is open, you can’t close it again. Think long and hard about this, Thomas. | 1.1000 | 0.05151 | 50 | 46 | 3 | 1 |
8077 | Are you ready for the reveal? | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
8078 | You mean you actually want fashion advice from a guy wearing a totally dorky hat? | 1.1000 | 0.05151 | 50 | 46 | 3 | 1 |
8079 | The Smith was home quarantining and I had to shoe myself this morning, so let' cut the smart remarks OK? | 1.1000 | 0.05151 | 50 | 46 | 3 | 1 |
8080 | His nice new shoes, in hindsight, may not have been the best impulse buy, as now he's being confronted with a twisted ankle... | 1.1000 | 0.05151 | 50 | 46 | 3 | 1 |
8081 | No, I said: "You're Keen'. | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
8082 | They are vegan leather, don't worry. | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
8083 | So I‘m color blind - you find yourself an owner who’s going to buy a horse any color of slippers | 1.1000 | 0.05151 | 50 | 46 | 3 | 1 |
8084 | Seriously Sir, I don’t think we should DIY it anymore. | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
8085 | I remember where they go by thinking that red goes with horses' asses! | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
8086 | So what if they don't match, you'll still be a pacesetter. | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
8087 | I think they should all be the same color. | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
8088 | $17.95 at Chaps-R-Us. | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
8089 | Dang, Trigger, quit raisin’ my closet! | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
8090 | I'm going to the Christmas dance. | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
8091 | So, c’mon, Tex. Am I a boy or a girl? | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
8092 | Last time I'm buying shoes online! | 1.1000 | 0.05151 | 50 | 46 | 3 | 1 |
8093 | I know, they're not lucky. But the farrier's in lock-down. | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
8094 | And then he said to me, ‘just click your heels three times together...’ | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
8095 | They were all out of the purple ones. | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
8096 | There was a sale, so I thought I'd change it up | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
8097 | What do you mean "you want to be on top this time" | 1.1000 | 0.05151 | 50 | 46 | 3 | 1 |
8098 | Where are my cowboy boots? | 1.1000 | 0.05151 | 50 | 46 | 3 | 1 |
8099 | Do your hooves represent coming or going just like Trump's confusing policies! | 1.1000 | 0.05151 | 50 | 46 | 3 | 1 |
8100 | Sorry they said “Just glue it.’ | 1.1000 | 0.05151 | 50 | 46 | 3 | 1 |
8101 | Let me guess, patrol ends at six but square dancing's at seven? | 1.1000 | 0.05151 | 50 | 46 | 3 | 1 |
8102 | Look, I needed new shoes, and you weren't around; so, I just found the nearest shoe store. | 1.1000 | 0.05151 | 50 | 46 | 3 | 1 |
8103 | Shhhhh. | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
8104 | Maybe, but who wears a feed bag like you do? | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
8105 | I thought we dress up for a search party. | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
8106 | Where's your mask, partner! | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
8107 | You may know hats, but I've decided to shoe myself. | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
8108 | (Horse speaking): Yes, they are a bit outre, but the stilettos totally threw off my trot. | 1.1000 | 0.05151 | 50 | 46 | 3 | 1 |
8109 | Oh, you meant whores in high heels. | 1.1000 | 0.05151 | 50 | 46 | 3 | 1 |
8110 | I hope you realize that you have your shoes on backwards. | 1.1000 | 0.05151 | 50 | 46 | 3 | 1 |
8111 | What do you think? Which pair goes better with the saddle? | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
8112 | And you think my hat looks funny... | 1.1000 | 0.05151 | 50 | 46 | 3 | 1 |
8113 | I see you found the clearance sale at DSW. | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
8114 | Do you think high heels would look better? | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
8115 | I'm not much of a dancer. All my friends tell me I have two left feet. | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
8116 | Why so judgy? | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
8117 | Didn't know which pair of shoes to wear Pardner! Where we headed, blue state or red state? | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
8118 | Now the ants will not be able to lick my feet. | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
8119 | Who are you calling a tenderfoot? | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
8120 | What? Carrie Bradshaw is my spirit animal. | 1.1000 | 0.05151 | 50 | 46 | 3 | 1 |
8121 | Could not afford the horseshoes and these were on sale | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
8122 | They were on sale at Saks | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
8123 | Christmas in July sale? | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
8124 | I’ll take off these silly slippers if you remove that ridiculous hat. | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
8125 | If you get rid of the hat I’ll get rid of the shoes and socks | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
8126 | I'm walking a mile in my friend's moccasins, that's what I'm doing. | 1.1000 | 0.05151 | 50 | 46 | 3 | 1 |
8127 | Hm. I think he’ll like the blue ones better. | 1.1000 | 0.05151 | 50 | 46 | 3 | 1 |
8128 | You'll like them cause the easy trails make you look good. | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
8129 | Mine's around my neck. Where's yours? | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
8130 | Whaddya' mean you don't like my hat? | 1.1000 | 0.05151 | 50 | 46 | 3 | 1 |
8131 | I *thought* that farrier might have liked "Cats" a little too much.. | 1.1000 | 0.05151 | 50 | 46 | 3 | 1 |
8132 | Oh, yeah? At least I’m not wearing that stupid hat. | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
8133 | Can’t we just decide on one assigned sex? | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
8134 | Are they Louboutin or a fake? | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
8135 | I see you’re ready for the Horseshoe Jamboree but low heels??? | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
8136 | Not to make excuses, but you do know our vision is dichromatic. | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
8137 | Yeah, no, I mean: They *are* ugly, but the whole point is that they're ugly. You fucking idiot. You piece of shit...bitch. | 1.1000 | 0.05151 | 50 | 46 | 3 | 1 |
8138 | And I told you I wanted stilettos! | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
8139 | You could at least have got matching colours. | 1.1000 | 0.05151 | 50 | 46 | 3 | 1 |
8140 | Under the spreading chestnut-tree, there’s only a haberdashery now. | 1.1000 | 0.05151 | 50 | 46 | 3 | 1 |
8141 | Do you really have to wear those pumps | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
8142 | My stallmate died last week. | 1.1000 | 0.05151 | 50 | 46 | 3 | 1 |
8143 | So you’re going from Mr Ed to Ms Edwina? | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
8144 | OK there cowboy. I guess this would be your first rodeo. | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
8145 | What do you mean the pink ones make my butt look big? | 1.1000 | 0.05151 | 50 | 46 | 3 | 1 |
8146 | My name is Mx. Ed (they, them) | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
8147 | When you said they had a buy one, get one sale...I was hoping we could split | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
8148 | The blue ones go much better with your mane. | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
8149 | They look alright to me. | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
8150 | Ahhh...Couldn’t find two matching pairs. | 1.1000 | 0.05890 | 50 | 47 | 1 | 2 |
8151 | What makes you think I need to be reminded which legs are for "whoa!" and which are for "giddy up?" | 1.1000 | 0.05151 | 50 | 46 | 3 | 1 |
8152 | What's the problem? Blue's progressive? Red's regressive? Why does everything have to be a political statement? | 1.1000 | 0.05151 | 50 | 46 | 3 | 1 |
8153 | Impressive, but doesn’t take away from the fact that your leg is still broken. | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
8154 | Sorry babe, they were out of fishnet stockings. | 1.1000 | 0.05151 | 50 | 46 | 3 | 1 |
8155 | They didn' t have four matching ones in the sale bin. | 1.1000 | 0.05151 | 50 | 46 | 3 | 1 |
8156 | EITHER IT'S A TWO DATE EVENING OR YOU CAN'T DECIDE WHICH DRESS TO WEAR | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
8157 | Well, you know, the blue goes with my eyes, and the red, goes with the bow on my tail. What are you wearing? | 1.1000 | 0.05890 | 50 | 47 | 1 | 2 |
8158 | It’s not that kinda horseshoe contest | 1.1000 | 0.05151 | 50 | 46 | 3 | 1 |
8159 | So you don’t like the Gucci ones I got you! | 1.1000 | 0.05151 | 50 | 46 | 3 | 1 |
8160 | You're not Helmut Newton's type. | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
8161 | In the barn go straight to the big purple stable! | 1.1000 | 0.05151 | 50 | 46 | 3 | 1 |
8162 | My front two feet pronate... | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
8163 | If you’re not going to call by my name, my preferred pronoun is they. | 1.1000 | 0.05151 | 50 | 46 | 3 | 1 |
8164 | Manolo Blahniks | 1.1000 | 0.05151 | 50 | 46 | 3 | 1 |
8165 | Look! Look what happens when you run from a gun fight! | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
8166 | My nigga get some baller ass shit on those toes if you gon be wearin that yee yee ass hat mothafuckin bitch ass white boy | 1.1000 | 0.05151 | 50 | 46 | 3 | 1 |
8167 | I like the shoes but the gloves don’t match. | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
8168 | Wrong house | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
8169 | What kind of boobie are you? | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
8170 | Maybe I'll have better luck with these. | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
8171 | No, they do NOT match! | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
8172 | I asked for red FISH,blue FISH. | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
8173 | Please don’t kill me for wearing unmatched shoes, Cowboy Stu! | 1.1000 | 0.05151 | 50 | 46 | 3 | 1 |
8174 | Well buddy, that's a 'Stop!' ánd 'Go!', I guess. | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
8175 | I suppose you’re right. I wouldn’t wear different two different colored shoes either. | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
8176 | You try having your shoes nailed to your toes, buster! Now I’m the equestrian face for Michel Jordan’s and rootin’ tootin’ proud of it too, partner! | 1.1000 | 0.05151 | 50 | 46 | 3 | 1 |
8177 | Yeah, well, you have to watch out for typos on Ebay. | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
8178 | please stop taking your sexual frustration out on me. | 1.1000 | 0.05151 | 50 | 46 | 3 | 1 |
8179 | They only had one size per color. | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
8180 | Oh no according to Harry Potter lore this means you're no longer a slave horse | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
8181 | You said I needed shoes... | 1.1000 | 0.05890 | 50 | 47 | 1 | 2 |
8182 | I know times have changed but they still don't match. | 1.1000 | 0.05151 | 50 | 46 | 3 | 1 |
8183 | I told you. Keep the shoes. But that hats is mine. | 1.1000 | 0.05151 | 50 | 46 | 3 | 1 |
8184 | How many Rothy's is that now? | 1.1000 | 0.05151 | 50 | 46 | 3 | 1 |
8185 | Horses aren't supposed to be fancy. | 1.1000 | 0.05151 | 50 | 46 | 3 | 1 |
8186 | They're really comfortable, but I don't know whether to stop or go. | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
8187 | Based on your profile, I expected matching high heals. Now I have to re-think this entire arrangement. David B. Smith Miami Beach, FL | 1.1000 | 0.05151 | 50 | 46 | 3 | 1 |
8188 | Oh and you think my hat is funny? | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
8189 | Um, you do know they don't match, right? | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
8190 | I’m sorry your eyes hurt from the sun. They don’t make bigger brims. | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
8191 | I just need a ride to the barn | 1.1000 | 0.05151 | 50 | 46 | 3 | 1 |
8192 | I have another twos pairs just like this at home | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
8193 | I was hoping you knew how to get there. | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
8194 | Patriotic yes, but it's just not you. | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
8195 | I don't wana be in a rodeo." "That's good, neither do I! | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
8196 | Look, I know the colors don't quite match, but horseshoes just aren't in style anymore. | 1.1000 | 0.05151 | 50 | 46 | 3 | 1 |
8197 | Are those the 'Gravity Defyers" advertised on the next page? | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
8198 | No it's not your turn. Now let me explain again.... | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
8199 | Where's your pink cowboy boots ? That Hat makes you look a right Knob I blame Brokeback Mountain | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
8200 | Talking to the horse: If you get tired, you can use my hat to hang the reins. | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
8201 | I’m here for the Texas Four Step lessons | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
8202 | Howdy, Did you wash your hooves and where is your mask? | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
8203 | Culture wars at Rodeo. | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
8204 | Which better suits me - the Armani or the Gucci? | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
8205 | Do these make me look feminine? | 1.1000 | 0.05151 | 50 | 46 | 3 | 1 |
8206 | Sorry, boss, but I prefer function over fashion. | 1.1000 | 0.05151 | 50 | 46 | 3 | 1 |
8207 | You still don't believe in rebirth? | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
8208 | Ah said, let’s take a pause. | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
8209 | I needed a different way to express my personality. | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
8210 | You want to know why my look upsets you Craig? Look in the horsing mirror! You’re a conformist mate! Do you think a 10-gallon hat is original? No siree Bob. You’ve played yourself. You’re nothing but a cog in the capitalist hat machine. A disgrace. | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
8211 | I got 'em at Macy's "going out of business" sale | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
8212 | No more ridiculous than boots that ignore the spread of human toes or a hat tall enough for a sausage-shaped head. | 1.1000 | 0.05151 | 50 | 46 | 3 | 1 |
8213 | I know they don't match - but until you get rid of that ridiculous hat your are in no position to give fashion advice. | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
8214 | A horse has no shoes | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
8215 | They're a little over the top but I think they work with the plain saddle. | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
8216 | Haven’t you heard...Texas is a purple state | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
8217 | #1 Is that what you're wearing? #2 I could have used some help this morning... | 1.1000 | 0.05151 | 50 | 46 | 3 | 1 |
8218 | You sure are ‘a horse of a different color.’ | 1.1000 | 0.05151 | 50 | 46 | 3 | 1 |
8219 | First it was shoes. Now you want boots. Make up your mind! | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
8220 | It was an after Christmas shoe sale! | 1.1000 | 0.05151 | 50 | 46 | 3 | 1 |
8221 | Nike and Adidas both made offers I couldn't refuse. | 1.1000 | 0.05151 | 50 | 46 | 3 | 1 |
8222 | See, I told you, it’s just not the same without the rhinestoned wagon.. | 1.1000 | 0.05151 | 50 | 46 | 3 | 1 |
8223 | I couldn’t find four that matched. | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
8224 | Yes, these are my quarantine shoes. | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
8225 | I guess we'll just have to play Bocce. | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
8226 | They're Pradas. | 1.1000 | 0.05151 | 50 | 46 | 3 | 1 |
8227 | Home on the Range , pardner. Get thyself your hiking boots. | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
8228 | It was buy one pair, get the second pair half off | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
8229 | Well,...quite frankly....they clash. | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
8230 | My farrier says it's the latest trend. | 1.1000 | 0.05151 | 50 | 46 | 3 | 1 |
8231 | I'm here for the gender reveal party. | 1.1000 | 0.02474 | 50 | 46 | 4 | 0 |
8232 | These boots are made for walking And that's just what they'll do One of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you… | 1.1000 | 0.05151 | 50 | 46 | 3 | 1 |
8233 | Alex Jones was right! First the frogs, now the horses... | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
8234 | I know that you need good luck, but this is too much. | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
8235 | I'm a horse. | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
8236 | Trying to fit in the "so called fasion" | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
8237 | Front wheel drive. ABS in the back! Let’s go!!! Put the bandanna over your nose! | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
8238 | Asymmetric style is in these days | 1.1000 | 0.05151 | 50 | 46 | 3 | 1 |
8239 | Well, the blacksmith was closed. You know, COVID lockdown. | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
8240 | The kick ball change is on seven not eight. Let’s take it from the top again. | 1.1000 | 0.05151 | 50 | 46 | 3 | 1 |
8241 | You can lead a horse to water but you can't make him drip. | 1.1000 | 0.05151 | 50 | 46 | 3 | 1 |
8242 | It’s true! Riding is the new smoking. | 1.1000 | 0.05151 | 50 | 46 | 3 | 1 |
8243 | If wishes were horses, but well they're not and beggars won't ever ride will they? | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
8244 | No more cowboy stereotypes for me Johnny, I'm going gender neutral. | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
8245 | Oh, I ain't going in there arm in arm, I need my high heels! | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
8246 | Pink or blue, I can't decide. | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
8247 | Make up your mind! | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
8248 | Yes, we know...Paws were not included in the costume. | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
8249 | Come on now, time for the gender reveal party... | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
8250 | As you can guess, I’ve had my share of rodeos | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
8251 | When I gave the farrier carte blanche, I didn’t see this coming. @smokingdogs1 | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
8252 | As I never get to choose where we're riding, I think I may choose to ride in style at least | 1.1000 | 0.05151 | 50 | 46 | 3 | 1 |
8253 | It’s called being gender fluid, Cowboy! Neiigh, you wouldn’t know | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
8254 | Ok so you’ve done the pink and blue thing, now what? This is supposed to be a gender REVEAL, so where is the revelation? I can’t even tell who’s having what. | 1.1000 | 0.05151 | 50 | 46 | 3 | 1 |
8255 | Yes, but at least I'm Brand-Aware. | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
8256 | the good news is they were on sale, the bad news is I think I might have a shopping addiction. Take my credit card away from me Carl | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
8257 | We’ll show that Muybridge horses caint fly. | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
8258 | When I said you could pick out your shoes, you didn’t say you were colorblind. | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
8259 | And if I take off my hat? | 1.1000 | 0.05151 | 50 | 46 | 3 | 1 |
8260 | Perfect couple | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
8261 | I was trying to walk a mile in your shoes." Cowboy replies, "And, I was trying to social distance. Neither is working. | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
8262 | Bad human! I say women first ✊ | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
8263 | I am a horseman. Not BoJack though. | 1.1000 | 0.05151 | 50 | 46 | 3 | 1 |
8264 | What!? When I am galloping they are brown. | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
8265 | I think they make my legs look longer | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
8266 | This is the last time I let you go to PRADA for horseshoes! | 1.1000 | 0.05151 | 50 | 46 | 3 | 1 |
8267 | So, the only two pairs in your size... | 1.1000 | 0.05151 | 50 | 46 | 3 | 1 |
8268 | On the first part of the journey, I was looking at all the life; there were shoes and hats and lots of things.... | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
8269 | The saddle looks so 2019 | 1.1000 | 0.05151 | 50 | 46 | 3 | 1 |
8270 | I understand you had to get two pairs, but why did you have to get two DIFFERENT pairs? | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
8271 | I thought you said I could get whichever ones I wanted. | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
8272 | I just couldn’t decide which shoes to wear. | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
8273 | They’re from a startup on Instagram. | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
8274 | Have you considered dressing for the occasion? | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
8275 | Be honest, do these make my bit look big? | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
8276 | I told you they'd look better on me | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
8277 | Nahh... the Yellow ones looked more classy | 1.1000 | 0.05151 | 50 | 46 | 3 | 1 |
8278 | They're the new Balenciaga Triple S. | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
8279 | I am gender neutral but prefer women on back seat | 1.1000 | 0.05151 | 50 | 46 | 3 | 1 |
8280 | I said I wanted horse shoes, Dave, not whore shoes. | 1.1000 | 0.04286 | 50 | 45 | 5 | 0 |
8281 | No, your new whip is apparently on backorder. | 1.0980 | 0.04205 | 51 | 46 | 5 | 0 |
8282 | It's the latest fashion in Dallas | 1.0980 | 0.04205 | 51 | 46 | 5 | 0 |
8283 | Well they weren't doing you any favors. | 1.0980 | 0.04205 | 51 | 46 | 5 | 0 |
8284 | If you’re gonna take me to the ‘old town road’, I wanna dress like it, too. | 1.0980 | 0.05053 | 51 | 47 | 3 | 1 |
8285 | My last owner was Jimmy Choo | 1.0980 | 0.04205 | 51 | 46 | 5 | 0 |
8286 | It reckon it’s time we had a centaur. | 1.0962 | 0.04128 | 52 | 47 | 5 | 0 |
8287 | Ranger, I was talking about Gallup polls, not gallop by the poles. | 1.0962 | 0.04128 | 52 | 47 | 5 | 0 |
8288 | Damn farrier! | 1.0962 | 0.04958 | 52 | 48 | 3 | 1 |
8289 | With the farrier out of town, we had to go to the cobbler | 1.0962 | 0.04128 | 52 | 47 | 5 | 0 |
8290 | I know you meant well, but Mister Ed must be rolling over in his grave! | 1.0962 | 0.04128 | 52 | 47 | 5 | 0 |
8291 | I've got the running part down. I just need to work on my biking and swimming. | 1.0962 | 0.04128 | 52 | 47 | 5 | 0 |
8292 | Since the missus died, I thought I’d try them on. | 1.0962 | 0.04958 | 52 | 48 | 3 | 1 |
8293 | I heard the taps on those shoes. Can you shuffle-off-to-Buffalo? | 1.0962 | 0.04128 | 52 | 47 | 5 | 0 |
8294 | You have to ride side-saddle. | 1.0962 | 0.04128 | 52 | 47 | 5 | 0 |
8295 | But with my turquoise belt buckle, it's just a little too much. | 1.0962 | 0.04128 | 52 | 47 | 5 | 0 |
8296 | Are those your dressage shoes? | 1.0962 | 0.04958 | 52 | 48 | 3 | 1 |
8297 | That darn blacksmith is at it again! | 1.0962 | 0.04128 | 52 | 47 | 5 | 0 |
8298 | I know why I'm wearing slippers. What I don't know is why you aren't wearing a mask... | 1.0962 | 0.04958 | 52 | 48 | 3 | 1 |
8299 | Ain’t no problem with expressing your masculine and feminine sides. It’s just I’d rather you didn’t use our Sunday shoes when you do. | 1.0962 | 0.04128 | 52 | 47 | 5 | 0 |
8300 | I know.....but they didn’t have two pairs left in the same size and same color. | 1.0962 | 0.04128 | 52 | 47 | 5 | 0 |
8301 | High heels; really?? | 1.0962 | 0.04958 | 52 | 48 | 3 | 1 |
8302 | It may be wild, but it's not "wild west." | 1.0962 | 0.04958 | 52 | 48 | 3 | 1 |
8303 | I took the red pill and the blue pill”. | 1.0962 | 0.04128 | 52 | 47 | 5 | 0 |
8304 | Queer-eye for the black smith. | 1.0962 | 0.04128 | 52 | 47 | 5 | 0 |
8305 | Sorry, Clyde, but people just won’t buy “Whoreshoes—the shoes for racy horses” | 1.0962 | 0.04128 | 52 | 47 | 5 | 0 |
8306 | This ain't cross-dressin' podna! YOU had a hangova and Betty-Jo was ma sole chance of gettin' shoed! | 1.0962 | 0.04128 | 52 | 47 | 5 | 0 |
8307 | If I am going to quarantine, I'm doing it with style. | 1.0962 | 0.04128 | 52 | 47 | 5 | 0 |
8308 | I am four footed and well shod. | 1.0962 | 0.04128 | 52 | 47 | 5 | 0 |
8309 | Sorry Tex, I am going to pursue a shoe contract instead of steer. | 1.0962 | 0.04128 | 52 | 47 | 5 | 0 |
8310 | That wont help. We need to live our own lives. | 1.0962 | 0.04128 | 52 | 47 | 5 | 0 |
8311 | I'm sorry Topper. Apparently the non-binary farrier has subtle chauvinistic impulses. | 1.0962 | 0.04128 | 52 | 47 | 5 | 0 |
8312 | Harry Winston Ruby & Emerald if you really must know. | 1.0962 | 0.04958 | 52 | 48 | 3 | 1 |
8313 | I could compete with myself on Dancing with Stars! | 1.0962 | 0.04958 | 52 | 48 | 3 | 1 |
8314 | Aw shucks, you don't like em? | 1.0962 | 0.04128 | 52 | 47 | 5 | 0 |
8315 | If I have to have shoes, they have to be fabulous. | 1.0962 | 0.04958 | 52 | 48 | 3 | 1 |
8316 | You still my unicorn horn for your hat. | 1.0962 | 0.04128 | 52 | 47 | 5 | 0 |
8317 | Elegant, but you need to take horseshoeing class. | 1.0962 | 0.04128 | 52 | 47 | 5 | 0 |
8318 | Sorry, the blacksmith is on vacation. | 1.0962 | 0.04128 | 52 | 47 | 5 | 0 |
8319 | Ok, I'm ready to ride into town. | 1.0962 | 0.04128 | 52 | 47 | 5 | 0 |
8320 | If you mind my asking Trigger, is this your first rodeo | 1.0962 | 0.04128 | 52 | 47 | 5 | 0 |
8321 | What do you mean, "Hi-Ho", Kemo Sabe? | 1.0962 | 0.04128 | 52 | 47 | 5 | 0 |
8322 | I really love the invisible socks! | 1.0962 | 0.04128 | 52 | 47 | 5 | 0 |
8323 | No one likes being proven right about their paranoias. 'Cus they always turn out to be true. | 1.0962 | 0.04958 | 52 | 48 | 3 | 1 |
8324 | Are you sure I'm not an antelope? | 1.0962 | 0.04958 | 52 | 48 | 3 | 1 |
8325 | Because I couldn't find four colors alike, that's why. | 1.0962 | 0.04128 | 52 | 47 | 5 | 0 |
8326 | Tell me again why I couldn’t get matching ones. | 1.0962 | 0.04128 | 52 | 47 | 5 | 0 |
8327 | Wanna dance? | 1.0962 | 0.04128 | 52 | 47 | 5 | 0 |
8328 | The farrier had me tongue-tied. | 1.0962 | 0.04128 | 52 | 47 | 5 | 0 |
8329 | With the shutdown and all, we've kind of gotten addicted to tossing horse shoes. | 1.0962 | 0.04128 | 52 | 47 | 5 | 0 |
8330 | Hmmm...I don’t know why they are different colors but I have another set just like them back at the barn. | 1.0962 | 0.04128 | 52 | 47 | 5 | 0 |
8331 | Oh shit, I just forgot about socks! | 1.0962 | 0.04128 | 52 | 47 | 5 | 0 |
8332 | I have another couple of pair back at the corral just like these. | 1.0962 | 0.04128 | 52 | 47 | 5 | 0 |
8333 | Manolo Blahniks, per chance? | 1.0962 | 0.04128 | 52 | 47 | 5 | 0 |
8334 | I suppose you'd prefer a clothes horse? | 1.0962 | 0.04128 | 52 | 47 | 5 | 0 |
8335 | We've been over this. No matter how hard you try, the new fence isn't going to be bipartisan. | 1.0962 | 0.04958 | 52 | 48 | 3 | 1 |
8336 | to help me remember; it's not blue-blue-red-red, rather blue-red-blue-red | 1.0962 | 0.04958 | 52 | 48 | 3 | 1 |
8337 | I'm a prancing horse now | 1.0962 | 0.04958 | 52 | 48 | 3 | 1 |
8338 | My blacksmith just returned from equine-fashion school. | 1.0962 | 0.04128 | 52 | 47 | 5 | 0 |
8339 | Ok I get the red ruby ones, but where'd you get the blue ones? | 1.0962 | 0.04128 | 52 | 47 | 5 | 0 |
8340 | They said the scene was 3D. | 1.0962 | 0.04128 | 52 | 47 | 5 | 0 |
8341 | I've decided to change my brand of horse-shoe. | 1.0962 | 0.04958 | 52 | 48 | 3 | 1 |
8342 | But the Cowboys already have a placekicker. | 1.0962 | 0.04128 | 52 | 47 | 5 | 0 |
8343 | Business in the front, party in the rear! | 1.0962 | 0.04128 | 52 | 47 | 5 | 0 |
8344 | Hmm ... blue shoes on the front end, red shoes on the back end. Seems right to me. | 1.0962 | 0.04128 | 52 | 47 | 5 | 0 |
8345 | Sorr-eeee! I missed Nordstrom’s summer sale email! | 1.0962 | 0.04128 | 52 | 47 | 5 | 0 |
8346 | Even with the hat, you’re still not 6’3” and a male model. | 1.0962 | 0.04958 | 52 | 48 | 3 | 1 |
8347 | Oh, so now you're LeBron James? | 1.0962 | 0.04958 | 52 | 48 | 3 | 1 |
8348 | Pastel pumps after Easter is going to get you nothing but horse laughs, mi amigo.” | 1.0962 | 0.04128 | 52 | 47 | 5 | 0 |
8349 | You also want me to number them? | 1.0962 | 0.04128 | 52 | 47 | 5 | 0 |
8350 | These are GENUINE Nikes. Close only counts in YOUR version! | 1.0962 | 0.04128 | 52 | 47 | 5 | 0 |
8351 | is that a tall hat or are you just happy to see me?" | 1.0962 | 0.04958 | 52 | 48 | 3 | 1 |
8352 | I'm thinking tartan for the feedbag. | 1.0962 | 0.04128 | 52 | 47 | 5 | 0 |
8353 | Imelda sent me. Evelyn Wolfson Wayland ma 01778 508358460 e.wolfson@comcast.net | 1.0962 | 0.04128 | 52 | 47 | 5 | 0 |
8354 | We were comparing shoes and then there was this stampede. | 1.0962 | 0.04958 | 52 | 48 | 3 | 1 |
8355 | I'm thinking of running for President. | 1.0962 | 0.04128 | 52 | 47 | 5 | 0 |
8356 | You ain’t ruining my style with that getup! | 1.0962 | 0.04128 | 52 | 47 | 5 | 0 |
8357 | Fan of H. W., I see | 1.0962 | 0.04128 | 52 | 47 | 5 | 0 |
8358 | It’s port side red and starboard side green. Not forward and aft. | 1.0962 | 0.04128 | 52 | 47 | 5 | 0 |
8359 | This is not proper social distancing. Where is Amazon with those masks for us? | 1.0962 | 0.04128 | 52 | 47 | 5 | 0 |
8360 | Loved you in The Nutcracker | 1.0962 | 0.04128 | 52 | 47 | 5 | 0 |
8361 | I said "Let's slip in when no one's around" not "Let's wear slippers." | 1.0962 | 0.04128 | 52 | 47 | 5 | 0 |
8362 | Oh, neigh! Back in a minute...have to change these mismatched shoes. | 1.0962 | 0.04128 | 52 | 47 | 5 | 0 |
8363 | What? DSW was having a two for one sale. | 1.0962 | 0.04128 | 52 | 47 | 5 | 0 |
8364 | Different colors are better than different sizes, right??? | 1.0962 | 0.04128 | 52 | 47 | 5 | 0 |
8365 | Horse with different color shoes on. | 1.0962 | 0.02393 | 52 | 48 | 4 | 0 |
8366 | ... and don't you step on the pink ones either! | 1.0962 | 0.04128 | 52 | 47 | 5 | 0 |
8367 | I know there have been bear-sightings nearby but do you think we've overdone it? | 1.0962 | 0.04128 | 52 | 47 | 5 | 0 |
8368 | So, my hat looks stupid, does it? | 1.0962 | 0.04128 | 52 | 47 | 5 | 0 |
8369 | From a mix and match sale. | 1.0962 | 0.04128 | 52 | 47 | 5 | 0 |
8370 | Honey, that's not what I meant when I said to put on the horseshoes | 1.0962 | 0.04958 | 52 | 48 | 3 | 1 |
8371 | The front are Jimmy Choo, the back are Ferragamo. | 1.0962 | 0.04958 | 52 | 48 | 3 | 1 |
8372 | Praying it will confuse the gelder. | 1.0962 | 0.04128 | 52 | 47 | 5 | 0 |
8373 | When horses got better shoes than you. | 1.0962 | 0.04958 | 52 | 48 | 3 | 1 |
8374 | My horse sense tells me the big money is in endorsements. M. C. Pereira New Bedford, MA | 1.0962 | 0.04128 | 52 | 47 | 5 | 0 |
8375 | Blue: front. Red: rear. Does that help? | 1.0962 | 0.04958 | 52 | 48 | 3 | 1 |
8376 | when i said jump i meant up and over. | 1.0962 | 0.04128 | 52 | 47 | 5 | 0 |
8377 | I don't care that your bisexual, I just want a ride into town, ok? | 1.0962 | 0.04128 | 52 | 47 | 5 | 0 |
8378 | I know I am all hat but you are all slippers | 1.0962 | 0.04958 | 52 | 48 | 3 | 1 |
8379 | I'm sorry, we're calling in the human doctor today" Benjamin Kaneda, New York Cit | 1.0962 | 0.04128 | 52 | 47 | 5 | 0 |
8380 | My shoes, your hat. Quite the city slicker. | 1.0962 | 0.04128 | 52 | 47 | 5 | 0 |
8381 | Going my way! | 1.0962 | 0.04128 | 52 | 47 | 5 | 0 |
8382 | You wouldn’t believe what I paid for these. | 1.0962 | 0.04128 | 52 | 47 | 5 | 0 |
8383 | It was on sale. | 1.0962 | 0.04128 | 52 | 47 | 5 | 0 |
8384 | Like your shoes, but i want to share my story | 1.0962 | 0.04128 | 52 | 47 | 5 | 0 |
8385 | You're Biden your time, then lead with the Left for the Supreme Garland! | 1.0962 | 0.04958 | 52 | 48 | 3 | 1 |
8386 | What do you think? Do the green ones make me look fat? | 1.0962 | 0.04128 | 52 | 47 | 5 | 0 |
8387 | The fit is a little loose...do these come in half sizes? I think I need a hoof size up. | 1.0962 | 0.04128 | 52 | 47 | 5 | 0 |
8388 | Go home. Your hooves don’t match! | 1.0962 | 0.04128 | 52 | 47 | 5 | 0 |
8389 | For real-doe HAAAAAAY!!! | 1.0962 | 0.04128 | 52 | 47 | 5 | 0 |
8390 | I don't play red light green light. | 1.0962 | 0.04128 | 52 | 47 | 5 | 0 |
8391 | Hey! They're gender neutral at least. | 1.0962 | 0.04128 | 52 | 47 | 5 | 0 |
8392 | I told you not to take me to that red-and-blue-smith! It just didn't look right. | 1.0962 | 0.04958 | 52 | 48 | 3 | 1 |
8393 | Is Amazon your new farrier? | 1.0962 | 0.04128 | 52 | 47 | 5 | 0 |
8394 | I said I wanted new horse shoes, not whore shoes. | 1.0962 | 0.04128 | 52 | 47 | 5 | 0 |
8395 | Oh what are you wearing? That hat's hideous. | 1.0962 | 0.04128 | 52 | 47 | 5 | 0 |
8396 | I love the look,... but they're killing my arches. | 1.0962 | 0.04128 | 52 | 47 | 5 | 0 |
8397 | So, you're one of those swing oaters. | 1.0962 | 0.04958 | 52 | 48 | 3 | 1 |
8398 | You can pitch all of these. | 1.0962 | 0.04128 | 52 | 47 | 5 | 0 |
8399 | Ok, now it’s my turn. Let’s put the saddle on you and I get to ride !!! | 1.0962 | 0.04128 | 52 | 47 | 5 | 0 |
8400 | You have to agree. They do look better then the dire pedicure you gave me! | 1.0962 | 0.04128 | 52 | 47 | 5 | 0 |
8401 | Don't like it? Next time, don't do such a shoddy job. | 1.0962 | 0.04128 | 52 | 47 | 5 | 0 |
8402 | How about you help me punch some cattle rather than this stupid Pas de Quatre. | 1.0962 | 0.04128 | 52 | 47 | 5 | 0 |
8403 | I'll take off the silly socks if you'll take off that stupid hat. | 1.0962 | 0.04128 | 52 | 47 | 5 | 0 |
8404 | I hear you aced your ballet tryout. | 1.0962 | 0.04958 | 52 | 48 | 3 | 1 |
8405 | I'm trying out for the basketball team. | 1.0962 | 0.04128 | 52 | 47 | 5 | 0 |
8406 | If you were going for gender fluid, maybe yellow and teal would have been a good choice. | 1.0962 | 0.04958 | 52 | 48 | 3 | 1 |
8407 | The boots were not flattering on me, so I went in a totally different direction....” | 1.0962 | 0.04128 | 52 | 47 | 5 | 0 |
8408 | I needed some luck so we switched shoes | 1.0962 | 0.05668 | 52 | 49 | 1 | 2 |
8409 | From now on, my name is Wo/Man o’ War. | 1.0962 | 0.04958 | 52 | 48 | 3 | 1 |
8410 | I have to remember to look for a blacksmith without a shoe fetish. | 1.0962 | 0.04128 | 52 | 47 | 5 | 0 |
8411 | I'm as surprised and shocked as you are! | 1.0962 | 0.04958 | 52 | 48 | 3 | 1 |
8412 | We need to have a serious talk with your farrier | 1.0962 | 0.04128 | 52 | 47 | 5 | 0 |
8413 | Pink and Blue Shoes. I'm going to a reveal party. | 1.0962 | 0.04128 | 52 | 47 | 5 | 0 |
8414 | No no no, not green shoes for a posse | 1.0962 | 0.04128 | 52 | 47 | 5 | 0 |
8415 | I see, these shoes are made for walking. | 1.0962 | 0.04128 | 52 | 47 | 5 | 0 |
8416 | I thought you said casual. | 1.0962 | 0.04128 | 52 | 47 | 5 | 0 |
8417 | I think there was a misunderstanding, I just wanted red. | 1.0962 | 0.04128 | 52 | 47 | 5 | 0 |
8418 | You are colorblind, right? | 1.0962 | 0.04128 | 52 | 47 | 5 | 0 |
8419 | It was buy one get one half off. | 1.0962 | 0.04128 | 52 | 47 | 5 | 0 |
8420 | For the record, I know the soles are glued on | 1.0962 | 0.04958 | 52 | 48 | 3 | 1 |
8421 | Could you do me a favor and not leave legos around the range? | 1.0962 | 0.04958 | 52 | 48 | 3 | 1 |
8422 | Look, my life’s about living in 2 spirits, Ten Gallon! | 1.0962 | 0.04128 | 52 | 47 | 5 | 0 |
8423 | Don't these colors look great on me? Just staying away from red or blue lately... | 1.0962 | 0.04958 | 52 | 48 | 3 | 1 |
8424 | They say if you love something, you should buy it in different colors...right? | 1.0962 | 0.04128 | 52 | 47 | 5 | 0 |
8425 | Sheesh, Grumpy Pardner, I know the situation is dire, but will nothing put a smile on your face? | 1.0962 | 0.04958 | 52 | 48 | 3 | 1 |
8426 | At the store they told me twinning is in. Quadruplet-ing is old fashioned. | 1.0962 | 0.04128 | 52 | 47 | 5 | 0 |
8427 | Should I stay? Or should I go? | 1.0962 | 0.04128 | 52 | 47 | 5 | 0 |
8428 | Well maybe it needs to be messed with, David. | 1.0962 | 0.04128 | 52 | 47 | 5 | 0 |
8429 | ' Hey! That’s a pretty good idea! I’ll give you the moon, Mary. ' | 1.0962 | 0.04958 | 52 | 48 | 3 | 1 |
8430 | You can lead a horse to the blacksmith, but........ | 1.0962 | 0.04958 | 52 | 48 | 3 | 1 |
8431 | We were out of nails and I didn’t want to lose you too. | 1.0962 | 0.04958 | 52 | 48 | 3 | 1 |
8432 | They're all lefts. | 1.0962 | 0.04958 | 52 | 48 | 3 | 1 |
8433 | Glamour don't | 1.0962 | 0.04958 | 52 | 48 | 3 | 1 |
8434 | Wait that’s illegal | 1.0962 | 0.04128 | 52 | 47 | 5 | 0 |
8435 | look, they said I need to lighten up. So stop horsing around and teach me already!!! | 1.0962 | 0.04128 | 52 | 47 | 5 | 0 |
8436 | What do you mean, I have two left feet! | 1.0962 | 0.04958 | 52 | 48 | 3 | 1 |
8437 | if the shoe fits you don't need THE guy wearing multiple hats- COVID times" orkercaptio | 1.0962 | 0.04958 | 52 | 48 | 3 | 1 |
8438 | what do you think ? which pair suits me best? I hesitate! | 1.0962 | 0.04128 | 52 | 47 | 5 | 0 |
8439 | Can we go now, please. | 1.0962 | 0.04128 | 52 | 47 | 5 | 0 |
8440 | Did you leave your 3D glasses in the barn? | 1.0962 | 0.04958 | 52 | 48 | 3 | 1 |
8441 | This is what they really meant when they said “a horse of a different color.” | 1.0962 | 0.04128 | 52 | 47 | 5 | 0 |
8442 | I'm not sure whether you're an elephant or a donkey. | 1.0962 | 0.04128 | 52 | 47 | 5 | 0 |
8443 | So you are telling me that each of your hooves are size 8s... in womens? | 1.0962 | 0.04128 | 52 | 47 | 5 | 0 |
8444 | Equestrian Chic? That’s so 2015. @newyorkercartoons @newyorkermag | 1.0962 | 0.04128 | 52 | 47 | 5 | 0 |
8445 | You bought TWO pairs of Yeezys? | 1.0962 | 0.04128 | 52 | 47 | 5 | 0 |
8446 | I thought I’d switch it up today, you know. | 1.0962 | 0.04958 | 52 | 48 | 3 | 1 |
8447 | I would like to reiterate my discomfort with the ‘Judgement of Solomon Gender Reveal’ concept | 1.0962 | 0.04128 | 52 | 47 | 5 | 0 |
8448 | Thought I’d dress myself for once. | 1.0962 | 0.04128 | 52 | 47 | 5 | 0 |
8449 | These were the only ones they had in your size. | 1.0962 | 0.04128 | 52 | 47 | 5 | 0 |
8450 | They said they only sell shoes in pairs of two. | 1.0962 | 0.04128 | 52 | 47 | 5 | 0 |
8451 | Hoof beats in heels | 1.0962 | 0.04958 | 52 | 48 | 3 | 1 |
8452 | This two person horse costume has a lot of people fooled, even though the hooves were not included. | 1.0962 | 0.04128 | 52 | 47 | 5 | 0 |
8453 | I figure I join the politic bandwagon | 1.0962 | 0.04958 | 52 | 48 | 3 | 1 |
8454 | I think I'm ready for my Zoom call. | 1.0962 | 0.04128 | 52 | 47 | 5 | 0 |
8455 | Jordan had a sale? | 1.0962 | 0.04128 | 52 | 47 | 5 | 0 |
8456 | Well atleast we can still party Ronald | 1.0962 | 0.04128 | 52 | 47 | 5 | 0 |
8457 | My gender is...ambiguous. But I do like to be ridden hard. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8458 | I wear them just in case there are any tornados. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8459 | Mind if I borrow your pacifier? | 1.0851 | 0.05116 | 47 | 44 | 2 | 1 |
8460 | Horseshoes are so passé’ now, I went on line at Boots & Saddle.com, they have a 2 for 1 deal. These rodeos are starting to wear me down. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8461 | Yes, you wear them better. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8462 | Who says horseshoes have to be ugly?" "I used to trot. Now I strut." "It's Rustic Chic." I'm going for Rustic Chic." | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8463 | I don't care if it's the latest fashion! Get me horseshoes. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8464 | I can explain. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8465 | For sure they were in the dryer Frank Buckley ,Andover, MA | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8466 | Maybe a bit too matchy, matchy? | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8467 | After retirement, I switched to cleats. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8468 | I know you want to express yourself, but I'm drawing the line at high heels. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8469 | I'm telling you, Hop-along Cassidy would have no problem with these shoes. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8470 | So what is it going to be - ballet with The Red Shoes or Rockabilly with your blue suedes? | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8471 | Damn Eye-talian ferriers | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8472 | What are those? | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8473 | I'm here from the Transcontinental Express. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8474 | It's time you noticed. I'm non-bi. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8475 | Would it not have been easier to just put numbers on them? | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8476 | Why are my blue shoes in front?? | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8477 | Don’t worry, these are my lucky shoes. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8478 | I told you: no slippers in the corral. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8479 | Yeah, well you wear 'em. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8480 | How much did you pay the blacksmith for those flimsy shoes? | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8481 | I know your new shoes are fashionable but . . . | 1.0851 | 0.05116 | 47 | 44 | 2 | 1 |
8482 | Sorry Buckwheat , I am not your insemination vet . | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8483 | no, that's my hat, not a dick for you | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8484 | Yep, the red ones make you look fat. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8485 | I don’t care about social distancing. I still have to get on your back if I’m going to ride you! | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8486 | My luck ran out. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8487 | You should have gone with the pink for all four - this is way over the top. | 1.0851 | 0.05116 | 47 | 44 | 2 | 1 |
8488 | Pahdner---Those are some dancing' shoes!!!!!! | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8489 | I told him I was a little light in the loafers. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8490 | You trying to be a bucking bronco with those Stop and Go horse shoes? | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8491 | Alright...once more, SIT! | 1.0851 | 0.05116 | 47 | 44 | 2 | 1 |
8492 | The mismatch I can deal with, it's the nailing them into my hooves part that I have a problem with. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8493 | Pete the Cat, who? | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8494 | Now that you've made your point I'll get my tools, and you can try walking a mile in mine. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8495 | Your turn toride, or mine? | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8496 | I’m behooved to ask... “What? No rhinestones and sequins!?!” | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8497 | Sorry. They only had two of each at Payless, and I had to sell my really big hat for them. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8498 | My tenderfeet are bigger than yours. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8499 | So you DID find two pair! | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8500 | Don't be upset, but I like the blue ones in front. No offense, but I also have fashion sense. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8501 | I'm tellin ya, you were just havin a bad dream. (Origin of the term "foot in mouth") | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8502 | You've never cared about J.K. Rowling before, sir. | 1.0851 | 0.02151 | 47 | 44 | 3 | 0 |
8503 | Now Barnaby, I'm supposed to go clip-clop not flip-flop. | 1.0851 | 0.05116 | 47 | 44 | 2 | 1 |
8504 | No mask, no horsing around. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8505 | I know you said just one, but they were 50% off! | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8506 | Which color matches the barn door? | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8507 | I found a farrier for you but you won't like her style. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8508 | I don't care if they are Manolo Blahnik, you "would-be cowboy" city guys know nothing about comfort. | 1.0851 | 0.05116 | 47 | 44 | 2 | 1 |
8509 | How am I supposed to tell if you're a boy or a girl horse? | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8510 | I knew you wouldn't approve, but I'm all set for Christmas now. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8511 | Well, being the founder of the OZ fan club in these parts, you know my choice? | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8512 | They're Michael K-horse | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8513 | Did you not say that we were striking out to Bowling Green? | 1.0851 | 0.02771 | 47 | 44 | 3 | 0 |
8514 | Queeny ... , didn't I tell you not to enter the bath room ? | 1.0851 | 0.05116 | 47 | 44 | 2 | 1 |
8515 | Don’t follow your dreams—chase them. But if I dig my spurs in, go faster, and if I pull on the bit, slow down. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8516 | Not nearly as silly as that hat looks on you. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8517 | Christmas is ALWAYS around the corner, right? | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8518 | I'm going for an androgynous look. | 1.0851 | 0.05116 | 47 | 44 | 2 | 1 |
8519 | My vet told me that these shoes should help me with my problem of flat foot | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8520 | They are not new I swear | 1.0851 | 0.05116 | 47 | 44 | 2 | 1 |
8521 | No, really, you look fine. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8522 | You think you neigheeeed these more than me? | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8523 | You gotta lay off my blue suede shoes. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8524 | Looking for love in all the wrong laces. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8525 | I'm ahead of my time with theese shose. what a colorless world this would be without 'em | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8526 | These will help when I am on "Dancing With the Stars." | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8527 | Now I know why you are called, Giddy-up Two-Shoes. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8528 | Smoky! Fancy shoes? In this economy? And who do you plan to show those off to? | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8529 | My square dancing partner was a no-show. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8530 | I had to, the blacksmith is self-quarantined. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8531 | I had a two-for-one coupon from Zappos. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8532 | I hate to say it, but at the end of the day, it is what it is." | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8533 | Do flats make me look frumpy? | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8534 | These is red bottoms. These is bloody hooves. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8535 | Didn't know which pair to fetch. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8536 | Now all I need.....Hey, you wouldn't happen to have a stick of gum ? | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8537 | They didn't have two pairs in either colour. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8538 | Personally, I would have gone with a deep purple in back. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8539 | Ha-Ha-Ha...Did it occur to you that I might be color blind? | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8540 | They're this season's carriage trade collection. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8541 | They didn’t break you they woke you. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8542 | Sorry. Zappos didn't have four in one color. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8543 | You never heard of lucky horseshoes? First time I wore them I met the sexiest stallion! | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8544 | What?! There was a BOGO sale at Macy before they closed. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8545 | I blue brings out your eyed! | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8546 | I know you like the red, but we ran out of red for your front foot size. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8547 | Twins | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8548 | It seems that Prada is now trending in the blacksmith market too. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8549 | Who says wrasslin' dogies and cowpokin' can't benefit from a little femininity? Also, these were on sale. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8550 | You're right, it is a very realistic Halloween costume. | 1.0851 | 0.05116 | 47 | 44 | 2 | 1 |
8551 | OK Blue Suede, now dance the blues ... | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8552 | OK. Fine. So what are your pronouns now? | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8553 | This is the day, it’s finally my turn to ride you | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8554 | Those metal shoes gave me blisters. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8555 | Shouldn't you be wearing a mask or something? | 1.0851 | 0.05116 | 47 | 44 | 2 | 1 |
8556 | But I got them on sale..... OR I know its bold. But Valentino wore them in Paris Couture, you know? OR What ?! Their not last season.. OR As Marilyn used to say, "give a girl the right shoes and she can conquer the world" | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8557 | It's not MY fault. The blacksmith asked me what type of shoes I was looking for and I told him. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8558 | What? They were BOGO. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8559 | They said I would have to wait if i wasn't ok with a... supports of a different color. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8560 | When you’re a Trump supporter and still a democratic. (Horse shoes) | 1.0851 | 0.02771 | 47 | 44 | 3 | 0 |
8561 | This was Michael Maslin’s idea. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8562 | So much for our Hamptons getaway. You definitely can't wear red or green shoes on a Thursday. | 1.0851 | 0.05116 | 47 | 44 | 2 | 1 |
8563 | So, if he kicks me with his front legs it’s a boy and the back ones it’s a girl? | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8564 | This Makybe Diva is going to Broadway! | 1.0851 | 0.05116 | 47 | 44 | 2 | 1 |
8565 | Dude, we must all find our own bliss. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8566 | O.k., but even with the saddle you’ll be a sexy, riderless horse. | 1.0851 | 0.05116 | 47 | 44 | 2 | 1 |
8567 | And you couldn't get a saddle to match those??? | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8568 | It’s gonna be hard to play ‘horseshoes’ with those. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8569 | Actually it's green for the right side, pink for the left. | 1.0851 | 0.05116 | 47 | 44 | 2 | 1 |
8570 | No, it's not the hitching post. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8571 | You’ve got yourself sideways, sailor. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8572 | This is close to Texas mess'n... | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8573 | Who's that unmasked man" -- doesn't have the same ring to it, right? | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8574 | Yeah, but, by "matching", I mean all 4 should be the same color and style. | 1.0851 | 0.05116 | 47 | 44 | 2 | 1 |
8575 | I understand your gender issues, but the shoes go back to Zillow! | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8576 | You ARE my favorite horse, but those aren't my favorite shoes" | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8577 | No, you already stole my shoes, you can't steal my hat. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8578 | Hokey Pokey tonight? Remember, It's not a shoe-in, It's a left foot in or is it a Shoo-in? oh Hell, what's the shaking all-about? | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8579 | Unfortunately I’m color blind and don’t know what you are talking about. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8580 | Your farrier has a good sense of style but a bad eye for color | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8581 | For the last time, Carrie Bradshaw is a fashionista, not a farrier. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8582 | Nordstrom is not my idea of "riding into town for a little shoe therapy." | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8583 | Ima gunna have to have a discussion with the Blacksmith out in the woodshed. | 1.0851 | 0.05116 | 47 | 44 | 2 | 1 |
8584 | You’re confused! I’m confused! This whole round up is confusing! | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8585 | Which pair compliments my hide tone? | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8586 | Those shoes will wear out before we get to the barn | 1.0851 | 0.05116 | 47 | 44 | 2 | 1 |
8587 | So, where's Humpty? | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8588 | I said go to the farrier, not the fair. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8589 | Why? It's just silly superstition anyway! | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8590 | Sorry, I wouldn't recognize the Lone Ranger without a mask. | 1.0851 | 0.05116 | 47 | 44 | 2 | 1 |
8591 | Well, you can do anything but stay off of my blue suede shoes. | 1.0851 | 0.05116 | 47 | 44 | 2 | 1 |
8592 | Yup, Amazon delivers here, too. | 1.0851 | 0.05116 | 47 | 44 | 2 | 1 |
8593 | They're the same Neymar was wearing on TV! | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8594 | I can see we're having issues with the supply chain... | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8595 | I like these flats better than the stilettos, but due to COVID, they didn’t have two pair in the same color. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8596 | The expression "The bigger the hat the better the cowboy" may not apply here and don't get me started about the shoes. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8597 | Lucky they had your size. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8598 | What? Like you ever match your shoes to your gloves. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8599 | I bought the front pair through Pinterest and the back pair through Instagram. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8600 | I take it the farrier's been drinking again! | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8601 | After horse yoga I found balance between my right brain and my left brain. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8602 | If you wanna know, nothing is weirder than this hat... Theoni Kaziani, Boulder, CO. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8603 | The local fair was more popular than expected this year. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8604 | When they finally met, the horse couldn’t help but laugh at the man’s silly hat. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8605 | I TOLD YOU THOSE PINKSMITHS WERE WEIRDOS.... | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8606 | I'm voting. And I think it's high time we put our best feet forward. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8607 | First of all, they don't match and indigo goes better with silver. So Hi! Ho!, Mr. Ranger. | 1.0851 | 0.05116 | 47 | 44 | 2 | 1 |
8608 | "and What!,you're just going to wear that same old ridiculous Hat? " | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8609 | Another comment like that and you're dogfood | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8610 | You know I don't bowl anymore, Lenore. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8611 | I'm no neigh-sayer," said Cowboy Clem. "We all gotta make due | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8612 | This is what happens, Mr. Know-It-All Horse, when you buy online. I wanted to go to the mall! | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8613 | Again? Fine, you're Usain Bolt, but only if I get to be Bill Pickett. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8614 | I know we're not supposed to be political, sheriff, but the red shoes fit so perfectly. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8615 | Ya wear the red shoes on the front feet, dumb horse! | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8616 | They're no-show socks. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8617 | They made me an offer I couldn't refuse. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8618 | I'm not much of a clothes horse but these are the latest trend in horseshoes. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8619 | I know you miss human contact, but theses look ridiculous. | 1.0851 | 0.05116 | 47 | 44 | 2 | 1 |
8620 | When I say "Hi-ho Silver away," no politics if Tonto is around. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8621 | Deal with it. They don't make horseshoes like they used to. | 1.0851 | 0.05116 | 47 | 44 | 2 | 1 |
8622 | Uh, oink? | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8623 | Just say it--the coral’s too much for the corral. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8624 | Well, do your mittens match your shoes? Didn't think so. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8625 | Well the red ones go with your eyes and the blue ones go with my eyes. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8626 | He said he apprenticed at Zappo’s | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8627 | It's nay funny horse" Hamish McTweezlebut, Glasgow, Scotland | 1.0851 | 0.05116 | 47 | 44 | 2 | 1 |
8628 | Just like I's tellin' ya - much better arch support. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8629 | I suppose if you’re close to a horse’s ass, you choose the red party shoes. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8630 | I can see from that hat, LGBTQ is likely not a problem for you. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8631 | Somebody's been using my Amazon account again. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8632 | Well, I feel a little undressed ! But love the shoes. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8633 | Howdy, Cowboy! Have you seen my hat? | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8634 | The power of one body lies in its constitution. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8635 | What? Elvis had only one pair of the blues. I had to let Liza ride me around for a couple of hours to get the ruby ones. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8636 | It runs in the family. My dad was a horse of a different color. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8637 | Well Twinkletoes, they don't match your saddle. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8638 | Wha da ya think? Blue shoes or the pink ones? I don't wanna look garish--after all. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8639 | The blue ones were cheap, but you wouldn't believe what the Cordovans cost me. | 1.0851 | 0.05116 | 47 | 44 | 2 | 1 |
8640 | You're the one who said I had no sense of fashion. Look at that hat you're wearing! | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8641 | Yeah, well the blacksmith's in quarantine and things are tough all over. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8642 | ... because you can see greens and blues, but are colorblind to reds. | 1.0851 | 0.05116 | 47 | 44 | 2 | 1 |
8643 | If the horseshoe fits the undertones of my skin... | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8644 | Dorothy's shoes are too tight. I am having a hard time clicking them to take us back home. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8645 | If you really loved me you would have gotten me Miu Miu. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8646 | Mine is bigger than yours. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8647 | You thought this caption was going to be about my shoes, right? | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8648 | Nobody wants a rider to be lost so for the want of a nail, I had to improvise. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8649 | So is this your way of saying you're having twins! A boy AND a girl? | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8650 | I'd wear cowboy boots, too, if all I did was sit in the saddle all day. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8651 | why don't you try jumping the fence with these on | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8652 | OK, I get that they were on sale and you had a coupon but . . . | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8653 | How do ya like the new shoes, Bobby Jo? | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8654 | She’s going to love them both, Bob. It’s the thought that counts. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8655 | HORSE shoes, not the woman I diVORCED shoes! | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8656 | wrong horse shoes | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8657 | The blacksmith said that he was out of shoes, he just had slippers left. | 1.0851 | 0.05116 | 47 | 44 | 2 | 1 |
8658 | Got 'em at the Good Feet Store! | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8659 | What do you mean equal riding time ? | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8660 | I stepped in cow poop | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8661 | But didn't you say what's great about the outdoors is the freedom to be yourself? | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8662 | If you get to wear that hat for our wedding, then I choose my shoes. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8663 | Nice try, but you're still being replaced by an ATV | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8664 | Great. Now I don't know whether to stop or go. | 1.0851 | 0.02771 | 47 | 44 | 3 | 0 |
8665 | Sorry, your horseshoes are just not in style anymore. | 1.0851 | 0.05116 | 47 | 44 | 2 | 1 |
8666 | I know what you're going say, but they were on sale and I don't care what you think about the color. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8667 | When I said I need new shoes I meant horseshoes | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8668 | Hey Wilbur ... a horse of a different color ... get it? | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8669 | That's the only shoes I found in the barn... | 1.0851 | 0.02771 | 47 | 44 | 3 | 0 |
8670 | Point If this is going to work you have to lose the hat. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8671 | You still have run the track counterclockwise. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8672 | Having that oceanic feeling? | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8673 | Good start, Biscuit! Next step: "First your socks, THEN your shoes." | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8674 | The podiatrist said to take a break from horseshoes. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8675 | The new farrier? She said she can make you boots too!! TJ Hurley, Hopewell NJ | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8676 | We need all the neigh votes we can get in the fall election! | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8677 | I’m more of a cornhole guy. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8678 | I told him aluminum not Louboutin. | 1.0851 | 0.05116 | 47 | 44 | 2 | 1 |
8679 | I thought the lyrics were "Put on yor red shoes and those dancing blues." | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8680 | Now I need to buy fetlock socks to match | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8681 | Yesterday was YOUR turn; today, we play horseshoes MY way. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8682 | Nice try, but there just ain’t no deferments for draft horses. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8683 | I forgot Tan France worked at the black smiths. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8684 | Oh my! You must be one of them coneheads! | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8685 | That’s just plain Ed, the first talking, non-binary horse. Jonathan Broder Philadelphia, PA broderj58@gmail.com | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8686 | They don't match. It proves one thing. Horses are color-blind. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8687 | I am auditioning for Cirque Du Soleil. | 1.0851 | 0.05116 | 47 | 44 | 2 | 1 |
8688 | "What'd you go by? Horsey, Hoesurer, Horshim?" | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8689 | To please the base ,wear the red shoes. To "MAGA" vote blue. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8690 | For stop and go. You don't have your spurs on. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8691 | toss a ccoin who goes first | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8692 | Centaur is a myth. Politics is a myth, too, come to think of it. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8693 | I'll have to talk to the blacksmith about color coordinating options. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8694 | Well, they sure beat horseshoes for comfort, but are you colorblind, cowboy?” | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8695 | The first shoe to fall off reveals the baby's gender. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8696 | Regardless of shoe color, I'm still voting neigh in November! | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8697 | Nice shoes! But I don't think you'll win the dance competition. You've got two left feet! Roger Strair, Skillman, NJ | 1.0851 | 0.05116 | 47 | 44 | 2 | 1 |
8698 | My mother complains when I wear mismatched socks. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8699 | They say them thar horseshoes are the latest thing. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8700 | No more horsey games with uncomfortable shoes that go clang, understand? | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8701 | OK Kyle, if we're going into town, I'll change my shoes if you'll change your hat. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8702 | I like the look, but they're a little loose in the toe. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8703 | It's European! | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8704 | I appreciate where your heart is Dave, but this gender reveal stuff is getting pretty confusing. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8705 | I think the farrier would rather be in fashion.' | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8706 | Horse sense equals dress sense is nonsense. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8707 | I thought we were meeting over Zoom. | 1.0851 | 0.05116 | 47 | 44 | 2 | 1 |
8708 | ‘I used to work in Spot The Difference’ | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8709 | Do we have any clean socks? | 1.0851 | 0.05116 | 47 | 44 | 2 | 1 |
8710 | We’re experiencing some supply chain disruptions. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8711 | What can i say? I love a good BOGO sale! | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8712 | Holster your weapon. We’ve mozied into a fashion duel. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8713 | I'm gender non-binary, Jim. I'd like you to stop calling me hurrr. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8714 | But which pair goes better with my dress? | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8715 | I’m ready for the gender reveal party. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8716 | I promised to promote these on my IG. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8717 | Does this seem excessive? | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8718 | This gender reveal idea was not as successful as I thought | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8719 | I wanted to find the middle ground between those who see pink and those who see teal during these polarizing times. | 1.0851 | 0.05116 | 47 | 44 | 2 | 1 |
8720 | I came here to hear it from the horse's mouth. | 1.0851 | 0.05116 | 47 | 44 | 2 | 1 |
8721 | They ran out of masks but these will do too, right? | 1.0851 | 0.05116 | 47 | 44 | 2 | 1 |
8722 | So it turns out Redbull doesn’t give horses wings. | 1.0851 | 0.02771 | 47 | 45 | 2 | 0 |
8723 | Ok Dorothy & Elvis come out this instant! What did you do with my horse...? | 1.0851 | 0.05116 | 47 | 44 | 2 | 1 |
8724 | They were all out of Klip Klops | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8725 | You can’t tell me nothin’ | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8726 | I think I’ll take the hand grenades | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8727 | Sure it helps to be gender fluid when you have 4 legs! | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8728 | Don't eyeball me, you countrified narrow-minded! | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8729 | COVID < COLORBLIND | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8730 | A spectrum would have been better, bud! | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8731 | Come on, George—it’s 2020. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8732 | The whole forced Sorry-To-Bother-You-style transition into horsedom for all "haters" was tough, but these kicks make the Second Yeezy Administration kinda worth it. Still think Bernie would've won though. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8733 | Damn Herb, these do look dashing indeed | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8734 | They added “Gender neutrality” paragraph in the Code of conduct for ALL ranch employees | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8735 | They’re nice but they’re not going to bring us any luck | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8736 | One trip to Austin! | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8737 | I told you to buy shoes not highlighters! | 1.0851 | 0.05116 | 47 | 44 | 2 | 1 |
8738 | I've heard as huge as a horse but what's that on your head,Kevin? | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8739 | congratulations! you're having a boy and a girl | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8740 | This years costume was the best yet, but they didn’t think to coordinate shoes | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8741 | My shoes are from Tom Ford. You think this is too much? What does it look like with my hat? | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8742 | I don’t care if you believe it or not; wearing mismatched colors balances me. | 1.0851 | 0.05116 | 47 | 44 | 2 | 1 |
8743 | But I do appreciate you. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8744 | What, I hit the Barney’s going out of business sale | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8745 | Whaaaat cmon man! I will never regret this and this is not an amazon impulse buy. First of all I got them from a thrift store and SECOND of all they look like mini cars, so I look huge, don’t be so jealous | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8746 | So, which color fits my vibe more? | 1.0851 | 0.05116 | 47 | 44 | 2 | 1 |
8747 | Again, you’re all “business is the front, party in the back” 🤦🏻♀️ | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8748 | The barman told me I was scarring the floor | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8749 | let's have a staring contest to see who rides who today, ready go. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8750 | Well Dave, they aren’t all the same size! | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8751 | My farrier is on vacation | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8752 | Horse shoes, horse shoes, Red or green shoes. Tell me, what would you choose. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8753 | Farrier by Yeezy, Summer 2020 collection | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8754 | Don’t go all Fashion police on my ass Jack, you too would go bi-color if you were a quadruped | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8755 | What! I am Equus Androgynous. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8756 | Are you a boy or girl? | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8757 | Your shoes got more shades than my life does, but grey remains my constant. 💙 | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8758 | Cut me some slack. It's been a rough year for us horses too. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8759 | Yeah, these and hand grenades. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8760 | Zapateooo | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8761 | Please wear your mask 😷 | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8762 | It seemed appropriate | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8763 | They told me I needed to hear it from the horse's mouth. So, whatcha got? | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8764 | You are NOT going out like that! | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8765 | Gosh darn-it, Buttercup! You’ve really got to stop going brogue like this! | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8766 | Made from 100% recycled masks | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8767 | I thought you said you haven't seen my shoes... | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8768 | Those Utahns are running low on jello, can’t be too careful. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8769 | Sorry Dave, you know how us horses feel about gifts. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8770 | I lost the kids but atleast we've got try ons for new ones. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8771 | Why do they call it BOGO? | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8772 | Over the Rainbow was not a hit in these here parts... | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8773 | We're not on Sex and The City anymore, Sarah | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8774 | They’re called Yeezys. Yeah, from him. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8775 | Spurs huh? I would have pegged you for a Maverick. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8776 | The colts don't stand a chance this year. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8777 | But they told me not to wear loafers. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8778 | These shoes were made for trotting, and that’s just what they’ll do.” @newyorkercartoon | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8779 | You’ve taken social distancing to a new level, Joe. You can put lipstick on a pig but... | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8780 | Don't worry, Elvis, I won't go stepping on your blue suede shoes. | 1.0851 | 0.05116 | 47 | 44 | 2 | 1 |
8781 | Wouldnt be my first idea to have a gender reveal on a ranch but c'est la vie. | 1.0851 | 0.05116 | 47 | 44 | 2 | 1 |
8782 | I was going through your wife’s closet and thought, well, she’s been dead for over a year... You’re right, though, I should’ve asked you. Sorry, man. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8783 | I know you wanted me to get the metal shoes, but darn it, you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t control its sense of fashion! | 1.0851 | 0.05116 | 47 | 44 | 2 | 1 |
8784 | Italian “style”llion | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8785 | trade my hat for green shoes | 1.0851 | 0.05116 | 47 | 44 | 2 | 1 |
8786 | No matter how hard you try, Bill, we all know that Halloween is cancelled this year. Stop trying to make ‘all soles day’ happen. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8787 | Crocs on clearance, mic drop. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8788 | Time to go back to the bunker. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8789 | Now you can ride in style, you’re welcome | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8790 | They said no dress code. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8791 | Lucky horseshoes are SO last season. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8792 | I thought those shoes were mine! | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8793 | I personally would go with the pink over the green but whatever floats your saddle. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8794 | Seriously Clerance, this time you shouldn't just throw one shoe | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8795 | No, it's not like people opera. | 1.0851 | 0.04114 | 47 | 43 | 4 | 0 |
8796 | The little girl asked for a unicorn but I think this is the closest we can get. | 1.0833 | 0.04031 | 48 | 44 | 4 | 0 |
8797 | Iffn ya'll hadn'ta got skeerd of a li'l ol' snake, Ah would'n have this here huge hickey on ma hayed! | 1.0833 | 0.04031 | 48 | 44 | 4 | 0 |
8798 | I was hoping for traditional horse shoes | 1.0833 | 0.04031 | 48 | 44 | 4 | 0 |
8799 | Here's your hat. What's your hurry? | 1.0833 | 0.04031 | 48 | 44 | 4 | 0 |
8800 | To start, your feet will smell bad--way too sweaty. | 1.0833 | 0.04031 | 48 | 44 | 4 | 0 |
8801 | Ed, I'd make a smart-ass comment about your blacksmith, but I fear it might trigger an apology-demand out here on the 2020 frontier. Anyway...you like my hat? | 1.0833 | 0.04031 | 48 | 44 | 4 | 0 |
8802 | Horseshoes were out of luck! | 1.0833 | 0.04031 | 48 | 44 | 4 | 0 |
8803 | They’re called sensible heels Bill. | 1.0833 | 0.04031 | 48 | 44 | 4 | 0 |
8804 | No no daltonism never affected my everyday life | 1.0833 | 0.04031 | 48 | 44 | 4 | 0 |
8805 | You give a new meaning to “horseshoes”! | 1.0833 | 0.04031 | 48 | 44 | 4 | 0 |
8806 | Don Quixote called. He wants his horse back. | 1.0833 | 0.04031 | 48 | 44 | 4 | 0 |
8807 | Even i wouldnt knew wich one choose either | 1.0833 | 0.04031 | 48 | 44 | 4 | 0 |
8808 | Ok, ok...YEEZY-hah! | 1.0833 | 0.04031 | 48 | 44 | 4 | 0 |
8809 | Welcome to my gender-reveal party. | 1.0833 | 0.04031 | 48 | 44 | 4 | 0 |
8810 | I know, I know. It was either this or Trump Orange | 1.0833 | 0.04031 | 48 | 44 | 4 | 0 |
8811 | Human! Guess who will stand out from the crowd now | 1.0833 | 0.04031 | 48 | 44 | 4 | 0 |
8812 | Shud I be Amber? | 1.0833 | 0.04031 | 48 | 44 | 4 | 0 |
8813 | Horse: do you ever work anymore??? Man: ...... (Not since Covid-19) | 1.0833 | 0.04031 | 48 | 44 | 4 | 0 |
8814 | We've got to rein in your fashion choices. | 1.0800 | 0.03876 | 50 | 46 | 4 | 0 |
8815 | I think you’ve got the order right. | 1.0682 | 0.03844 | 44 | 41 | 3 | 0 |
8816 | I’m twice the man you’ll ever be. | 1.0682 | 0.03844 | 44 | 41 | 3 | 0 |
8817 | Color might be a bit off, but we have something that'll keep ya till you outgrow 'em. | 1.0682 | 0.03844 | 44 | 41 | 3 | 0 |
8818 | I just felt like getting dressed up." | 1.0682 | 0.03844 | 44 | 41 | 3 | 0 |
8819 | Pumps or sneakers, pumps or sneakers. Couldn't decide so went with both! | 1.0682 | 0.05034 | 44 | 42 | 1 | 1 |
8820 | Sorry it took so long, couldn't find the rears in green. | 1.0682 | 0.03844 | 44 | 41 | 3 | 0 |
8821 | YOU try being roughshod on the wide open range. | 1.0682 | 0.03844 | 44 | 41 | 3 | 0 |
8822 | Put the bass in your trot. | 1.0682 | 0.05034 | 44 | 42 | 1 | 1 |
8823 | Your shoes will not appear in the Sunday Styles NYT. Comfort and practical will get you further. | 1.0682 | 0.03844 | 44 | 41 | 3 | 0 |
8824 | It's called color-blocking. | 1.0682 | 0.03844 | 44 | 41 | 3 | 0 |
8825 | They ran out of red. | 1.0682 | 0.03844 | 44 | 41 | 3 | 0 |
8826 | Time to rotate, boy, ROTATE! | 1.0682 | 0.03844 | 44 | 41 | 3 | 0 |
8827 | The new blacksmith just got laid off from Gucci. | 1.0682 | 0.03844 | 44 | 41 | 3 | 0 |
8828 | Listen, there's no horse-shoe throwing contest at tomorrow's rodeo. | 1.0682 | 0.03844 | 44 | 41 | 3 | 0 |
8829 | It’d be nice if for once you didn’t bust my hooves about my style sense. But no, you always have to something and, once again, it’s going to be awkward when we mosey.” | 1.0682 | 0.03844 | 44 | 41 | 3 | 0 |
8830 | Just another casual friday at the City Slicker Dude Ranch. | 1.0682 | 0.03844 | 44 | 41 | 3 | 0 |
8831 | They're not Jimmy Choo, bit I think they still make a statement. | 1.0682 | 0.05034 | 44 | 42 | 1 | 1 |
8832 | All the blacksmiths are gone! | 1.0682 | 0.03844 | 44 | 41 | 3 | 0 |
8833 | But master,Wedding Horse Dancing, in flats is never allowed" | 1.0682 | 0.03844 | 44 | 41 | 3 | 0 |
8834 | I don't want to go to the old town road, my aching legs will break | 1.0682 | 0.03844 | 44 | 41 | 3 | 0 |
8835 | The front’s the gas, the back’s the breaks. Got it? | 1.0682 | 0.03844 | 44 | 41 | 3 | 0 |
8836 | They are not supposed to match. I am into blending. | 1.0682 | 0.03844 | 44 | 41 | 3 | 0 |
8837 | Yeah, but what he heard was, “whatta you got in coarse hues?” | 1.0682 | 0.03844 | 44 | 41 | 3 | 0 |
8838 | I got them BOGO. | 1.0682 | 0.03844 | 44 | 41 | 3 | 0 |
8839 | You couldn't get matching shoes for the rodeo? | 1.0682 | 0.03844 | 44 | 41 | 3 | 0 |
8840 | Yes - your mask can be red or green... | 1.0682 | 0.05034 | 44 | 42 | 1 | 1 |
8841 | They shoe look spiffy. | 1.0682 | 0.03844 | 44 | 41 | 3 | 0 |
8842 | I think I need EEEs on the rear ones; they're a little snug. | 1.0682 | 0.03844 | 44 | 41 | 3 | 0 |
8843 | You forgot the glitter | 1.0682 | 0.05034 | 44 | 42 | 1 | 1 |
8844 | Welp, they've moved you to the "gifted" class so that dental work you needed is off the menu. | 1.0682 | 0.03844 | 44 | 41 | 3 | 0 |
8845 | New shoes? You have problems with blue and red?" | 1.0682 | 0.03844 | 44 | 41 | 3 | 0 |
8846 | I don't mind getting new shoes, but can they at least match? | 1.0682 | 0.03844 | 44 | 41 | 3 | 0 |
8847 | Lighten up. I’m just horsing around. | 1.0682 | 0.03844 | 44 | 41 | 3 | 0 |
8848 | You and I have a different idea about shoo-in horse racing | 1.0682 | 0.03844 | 44 | 41 | 3 | 0 |
8849 | I couldn't find the other pair to match the pink, so I just mixed it up. Yes, know transgender humour boss. | 1.0682 | 0.05034 | 44 | 42 | 1 | 1 |
8850 | Sorry they are not color-matched. | 1.0682 | 0.03844 | 44 | 41 | 3 | 0 |
8851 | When I told you I needed shoes, I didn´t think you were going to Gucci´s. | 1.0682 | 0.05034 | 44 | 42 | 1 | 1 |
8852 | Because I’m a Trotter. | 1.0682 | 0.05034 | 44 | 42 | 1 | 1 |
8853 | Well at least your are wearing them correspondingly. | 1.0682 | 0.03844 | 44 | 41 | 3 | 0 |
8854 | These will have to do. It | 1.0682 | 0.03844 | 44 | 41 | 3 | 0 |
8855 | Shoot, Gift Horse, the hat's not to get taller; we're just playing H-O-R-S-E. | 1.0682 | 0.03844 | 44 | 41 | 3 | 0 |
8856 | Wilbur, these shoes are more comfy. | 1.0682 | 0.03844 | 44 | 41 | 3 | 0 |
8857 | Of course my girls propel me forward, but it’s their time to lead. | 1.0682 | 0.03844 | 44 | 41 | 3 | 0 |
8858 | NO, we cannot take turns. | 1.0682 | 0.03844 | 44 | 41 | 3 | 0 |
8859 | You failed dressage. Now you want tap? | 1.0682 | 0.05034 | 44 | 42 | 1 | 1 |
8860 | You have your dancing shoes on | 1.0682 | 0.03844 | 44 | 41 | 3 | 0 |
8861 | I heard there was a gender reveal down yonder... | 1.0682 | 0.03844 | 44 | 41 | 3 | 0 |
8862 | Okay. Six feet. Now what? | 1.0682 | 0.03844 | 44 | 41 | 3 | 0 |
8863 | Pink if it's a girl, blue if it's a boy | 1.0682 | 0.05034 | 44 | 42 | 1 | 1 |
8864 | I wanted to kick up my heels for awhile and not be put in a gender-specific role. | 1.0682 | 0.03844 | 44 | 41 | 3 | 0 |
8865 | Nice match up. | 1.0682 | 0.05034 | 44 | 42 | 1 | 1 |
8866 | R ya here to colla me? | 1.0682 | 0.03844 | 44 | 41 | 3 | 0 |
8867 | I got lucky - my agent got me a $100,000 deal with Nike, and that ain’t hay! | 1.0682 | 0.03844 | 44 | 41 | 3 | 0 |
8868 | Okay so - gimme your hat and I promise to cut out this thing about gender fluidity | 1.0682 | 0.03844 | 44 | 41 | 3 | 0 |
8869 | Whoa Nellie! You know I have told you not to do that on your own, you can’t see red! Now we have to get you into town to see the farrier and get your shoes changed. | 1.0682 | 0.03844 | 44 | 41 | 3 | 0 |
8870 | YOU do it backwards in high heels. | 1.0682 | 0.03844 | 44 | 41 | 3 | 0 |
8871 | Quit horsin’ around — I know the Jimmy Choo’s were on sale, but... | 1.0682 | 0.03844 | 44 | 41 | 3 | 0 |
8872 | I hate to tell you, but I don't think the shoes are a good because I'm not sure what way I'm leaning gender wise. | 1.0682 | 0.03844 | 44 | 41 | 3 | 0 |
8873 | Who you callin' pinhead, pinhead? | 1.0682 | 0.03844 | 44 | 41 | 3 | 0 |
8874 | Sorry, your wife said that only I needed them. | 1.0682 | 0.03844 | 44 | 41 | 3 | 0 |
8875 | Laid off from his restaurant job in the city, Amelia Bedelia’s brother, Cornelia, tries his luck as a stable hand. | 1.0682 | 0.03844 | 44 | 41 | 3 | 0 |
8876 | What with the quarantine and all, figured I'd get 'em online. | 1.0682 | 0.03844 | 44 | 41 | 3 | 0 |
8877 | Six feet, pal. | 1.0682 | 0.03844 | 44 | 41 | 3 | 0 |
8878 | Frankly, Slim, I don’t really care if ‘red’ means ‘right’ and ‘blue’ means ‘left’. | 1.0682 | 0.03844 | 44 | 41 | 3 | 0 |
8879 | They were on sale" is not a valid sartorial choice | 1.0682 | 0.03844 | 44 | 41 | 3 | 0 |
8880 | Two farriers. | 1.0682 | 0.03844 | 44 | 41 | 3 | 0 |
8881 | One prance around the corral for the hat. | 1.0682 | 0.03844 | 44 | 41 | 3 | 0 |
8882 | Sorry, pard. With Covid there’s hoedown tonight. | 1.0682 | 0.03844 | 44 | 41 | 3 | 0 |
8883 | I understand the blue, but why the red suede, Clint? | 1.0682 | 0.03844 | 44 | 41 | 3 | 0 |
8884 | Trump will never catch up. | 1.0682 | 0.03844 | 44 | 41 | 3 | 0 |
8885 | Are you going to run naked? | 1.0682 | 0.03844 | 44 | 41 | 3 | 0 |
8886 | Does Horsing around like this make any Horse Sense to you? | 1.0682 | 0.03844 | 44 | 41 | 3 | 0 |
8887 | ...and stop calling me 'giddyup'. | 1.0682 | 0.03844 | 44 | 41 | 3 | 0 |
8888 | I said cowboy boots! | 1.0682 | 0.03844 | 44 | 41 | 3 | 0 |
8889 | should i pair them side by side to even out the heel drag? | 1.0682 | 0.03844 | 44 | 41 | 3 | 0 |
8890 | I warned you that farrier was a city slicker. | 1.0682 | 0.03844 | 44 | 41 | 3 | 0 |
8891 | Port and Starboard? | 1.0682 | 0.03844 | 44 | 41 | 3 | 0 |
8892 | Earl, this is my gender reveal, not yours. | 1.0682 | 0.03844 | 44 | 41 | 3 | 0 |
8893 | I couldn’t pass up a good sale. | 1.0682 | 0.03844 | 44 | 41 | 3 | 0 |
8894 | Is this the right foot? | 1.0682 | 0.03844 | 44 | 41 | 3 | 0 |
8895 | They're not your size, Hank. You always stretch them out | 1.0682 | 0.03844 | 44 | 41 | 3 | 0 |
8896 | I think it’s time to stop using that farrier who claims he “doesn’t see color”. | 1.0682 | 0.03844 | 44 | 41 | 3 | 0 |
8897 | Where did you get your fashion sense from? | 1.0682 | 0.03844 | 44 | 41 | 3 | 0 |
8898 | I am sorry but I have to give you a citation for that fashion faux pas | 1.0682 | 0.03844 | 44 | 41 | 3 | 0 |
8899 | you're wearing two different shoes | 1.0682 | 0.03844 | 44 | 41 | 3 | 0 |
8900 | Someone left a box of crayons in the stable. | 1.0682 | 0.03844 | 44 | 41 | 3 | 0 |
8901 | I'll whip, you neigh neigh | 1.0682 | 0.03844 | 44 | 41 | 3 | 0 |
8902 | I do a lot of gender reveals but...quadruplets, man | 1.0682 | 0.03844 | 44 | 41 | 3 | 0 |
8903 | Dude, it's the 21st century. You don't need to wear that ridiculous outfit anymore, and just get a car! | 1.0682 | 0.03844 | 44 | 41 | 3 | 0 |
8904 | Since we're all gonna die anyway, I splurged on some shoes. Might as well die with fashion y'know? How do I look? | 1.0682 | 0.03844 | 44 | 41 | 3 | 0 |
8905 | ‘I feel 4 horseshoer about this- I’ll be the main horse and you be the hatpetizer.’ | 1.0682 | 0.03844 | 44 | 41 | 3 | 0 |
8906 | Be honest: Pink or Teal? | 1.0682 | 0.03844 | 44 | 41 | 3 | 0 |
8907 | In the West there are leaders and there are followers. | 1.0682 | 0.03844 | 44 | 41 | 3 | 0 |
8908 | well the gender reveal was inconclusive | 1.0682 | 0.03844 | 44 | 41 | 3 | 0 |
8909 | nice shoes where did you got those. | 1.0682 | 0.03844 | 44 | 41 | 3 | 0 |
8910 | The new gang in town says they’re looking for a cowboy with style. | 1.0682 | 0.03844 | 44 | 41 | 3 | 0 |
8911 | It's called dichromatic vision, dude. Nothing to do with my gender issues. Wanna ride you somewhere? | 1.0682 | 0.03844 | 44 | 41 | 3 | 0 |
8912 | Carl has always wanted to take his mare line dancing but she has two left feet. | 1.0682 | 0.03844 | 44 | 41 | 3 | 0 |
8913 | Hypebeast of burden | 1.0682 | 0.05034 | 44 | 42 | 1 | 1 |
8914 | Your name is Alonso Quixano. Miguel lost his mind. So can we go home now....please. | 1.0682 | 0.02299 | 44 | 42 | 2 | 0 |
8915 | I think I took too much dmt. | 1.0682 | 0.03844 | 44 | 41 | 3 | 0 |
8916 | You talk about MY shoes butter you wear THAT hat? | 1.0667 | 0.03761 | 45 | 42 | 3 | 0 |
8917 | Say what you will about virtual derbies—these shoes are comfortable! | 1.0667 | 0.03761 | 45 | 42 | 3 | 0 |
8918 | Look Irv, if you’re going to wear that dumb hat, I’m gonna wear my Christmas my shoes! | 1.0667 | 0.03761 | 45 | 42 | 3 | 0 |
8919 | We need to find a blacksmith who is not colorblind | 1.0667 | 0.03761 | 45 | 42 | 3 | 0 |
8920 | Bloomingdales only had 2 colors. | 1.0667 | 0.03761 | 45 | 42 | 3 | 0 |
8921 | I grew tired of the same old "clipping-clop" and took up tap dancing. | 1.0667 | 0.03761 | 45 | 42 | 3 | 0 |
8922 | Just try them. They're made from recycled plastic. | 1.0667 | 0.03761 | 45 | 42 | 3 | 0 |
8923 | I identify as bi-hooved now. | 1.0667 | 0.03761 | 45 | 42 | 3 | 0 |
8924 | This is the style Herman. And my blacksmith said it's all the rage. | 1.0667 | 0.03761 | 45 | 42 | 3 | 0 |
8925 | They'd fit fine if I could magically sprout toes. | 1.0667 | 0.03761 | 45 | 42 | 3 | 0 |
8926 | No Neil—that *hat* looks ridiculous. | 1.0667 | 0.03761 | 45 | 42 | 3 | 0 |
8927 | Poor color selection buddy... | 1.0667 | 0.03761 | 45 | 42 | 3 | 0 |
8928 | Murray, it’s not the style as much as it’s the susceptibility to fall victim to instagram ads. | 1.0667 | 0.03761 | 45 | 42 | 3 | 0 |
8929 | Everyone else wears sweatpants to work, and you're giving me a hard time about horse-sneakers? | 1.0667 | 0.03761 | 45 | 42 | 3 | 0 |
8930 | When will the blacksmith be back from his furlough? | 1.0667 | 0.03761 | 45 | 42 | 3 | 0 |
8931 | It's Instagram's dault. I fell for that late-night low-impulse-control two-for-one special offer. I promise not to drunk click again. | 1.0667 | 0.03761 | 45 | 42 | 3 | 0 |
8932 | They told me to be more myself. | 1.0667 | 0.03761 | 45 | 42 | 3 | 0 |
8933 | I’m actually a life-sized horse gender reveal cake. | 1.0667 | 0.03761 | 45 | 42 | 3 | 0 |
8934 | I thought it would be more comfortable to walk a mile in someone else’s shoes. Then I found twins | 1.0667 | 0.03761 | 45 | 42 | 3 | 0 |
8935 | It takes two to tango! | 1.0652 | 0.03681 | 46 | 43 | 3 | 0 |
8936 | We should really reconsider our dynamic. | 1.0652 | 0.03681 | 46 | 43 | 3 | 0 |
8937 | They're nice, but the other mares are giving me the silent treatment. | 1.0652 | 0.03681 | 46 | 43 | 3 | 0 |
8938 | Are you Doug Dimmadome? Owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome? | 1.0652 | 0.03681 | 46 | 43 | 3 | 0 |
8939 | Does this teal go with this red? | 1.0652 | 0.04818 | 46 | 44 | 1 | 1 |
8940 | I knew there was something strange about that farrier | 1.0652 | 0.03681 | 46 | 43 | 3 | 0 |
8941 | At least they're matched pairs. | 1.0652 | 0.03681 | 46 | 43 | 3 | 0 |
8942 | ...but they're from Jimmy Choo | 1.0652 | 0.03681 | 46 | 43 | 3 | 0 |
8943 | The new ferrier is color blind. | 1.0652 | 0.04818 | 46 | 44 | 1 | 1 |
8944 | I couldn’t decide if I were a summer or a winter. | 1.0652 | 0.03681 | 46 | 43 | 3 | 0 |
8945 | I, for one, am thrilled Gucci got into the farrier business | 1.0652 | 0.03681 | 46 | 43 | 3 | 0 |
8946 | I might have hired the wrong shoe maker... | 1.0652 | 0.03681 | 46 | 43 | 3 | 0 |
8947 | Don’t worry, aren’t my running shoes.” | 1.0652 | 0.03681 | 46 | 43 | 3 | 0 |
8948 | They were on special: two for one! | 1.0652 | 0.03681 | 46 | 43 | 3 | 0 |
8949 | Still undecided which’s your identity? | 1.0652 | 0.03681 | 46 | 43 | 3 | 0 |
8950 | How my God another day at the office | 1.0652 | 0.02198 | 46 | 44 | 2 | 0 |
8951 | I don't care if they were on sale — you could have gotten colors that match. | 1.0652 | 0.03681 | 46 | 43 | 3 | 0 |
8952 | Gender issues at the OK corral? | 1.0652 | 0.03681 | 46 | 43 | 3 | 0 |
8953 | Do you want to look Picnic or Board Room? | 1.0652 | 0.03681 | 46 | 43 | 3 | 0 |
8954 | I don’t care if you have a tournament today; these are Prada, Bill! | 1.0652 | 0.04818 | 46 | 44 | 1 | 1 |
8955 | Kanye’s residency in Cody, Wyoming has really influenced his brand. | 1.0652 | 0.03681 | 46 | 43 | 3 | 0 |
8956 | I know they said ‘Just do it’ but who did you see running in the ad? | 1.0652 | 0.03681 | 46 | 43 | 3 | 0 |
8957 | It's called gorpcore | 1.0652 | 0.03681 | 46 | 43 | 3 | 0 |
8958 | Are you afraid they might think you’re a gay gaballero? | 1.0652 | 0.03681 | 46 | 43 | 3 | 0 |
8959 | I just need to put on my halter then I’m ready. | 1.0652 | 0.03681 | 46 | 43 | 3 | 0 |
8960 | I said horseshoes, not horse shoes! | 1.0652 | 0.03681 | 46 | 43 | 3 | 0 |
8961 | I'm lucky they even had two pairs in my size. | 1.0652 | 0.03681 | 46 | 43 | 3 | 0 |
8962 | Or was it the other way round? | 1.0652 | 0.03681 | 46 | 43 | 3 | 0 |
8963 | This ain’t a hoedown, Sadie. Now go get your prancing shoes on. PRANCING shoes. | 1.0652 | 0.03681 | 46 | 43 | 3 | 0 |
8964 | Milan Fashion Week proved that the best horse shoes don't always come from a farrier. | 1.0652 | 0.03681 | 46 | 43 | 3 | 0 |
8965 | The front pair are working for me, but my ass end is feeling the trend toward purple. | 1.0652 | 0.03681 | 46 | 43 | 3 | 0 |
8966 | All those opposed to the red shoes say nay | 1.0652 | 0.03681 | 46 | 43 | 3 | 0 |
8967 | I did tell the blacksmith “ruby slippers” all around! | 1.0652 | 0.03681 | 46 | 43 | 3 | 0 |
8968 | Partner, I'd find a new horseshoe salon pronto. | 1.0652 | 0.03681 | 46 | 43 | 3 | 0 |
8969 | What are the odds of that... | 1.0652 | 0.03681 | 46 | 43 | 3 | 0 |
8970 | I can't believe it, you've contracted Hoof n' Socks disease! | 1.0652 | 0.03681 | 46 | 43 | 3 | 0 |
8971 | You look real dumb in that hat! | 1.0652 | 0.03681 | 46 | 43 | 3 | 0 |
8972 | I suppose you know that you know, you look crazy in that hat! | 1.0652 | 0.03681 | 46 | 43 | 3 | 0 |
8973 | Well Ed, I reckon I just don’t follow; “Your patriotic duty” | 1.0652 | 0.02198 | 46 | 44 | 2 | 0 |
8974 | Well,if you can have spurs that jingle jangle jingle... | 1.0652 | 0.04818 | 46 | 44 | 1 | 1 |
8975 | Sorry--The government cut back our "home on the range." | 1.0652 | 0.04818 | 46 | 44 | 1 | 1 |
8976 | They’re fashionable with the horsey set. | 1.0652 | 0.03681 | 46 | 43 | 3 | 0 |
8977 | The back two? Grey...right | 1.0652 | 0.03681 | 46 | 43 | 3 | 0 |
8978 | But that’s a way of saying it, positively toward the negative. | 1.0652 | 0.03681 | 46 | 43 | 3 | 0 |
8979 | And you wear that foolish hat. | 1.0652 | 0.03681 | 46 | 43 | 3 | 0 |
8980 | Ed, this year ain't the year to be horsing around with party attire... there may be some purple socks in the stable. | 1.0652 | 0.03681 | 46 | 43 | 3 | 0 |
8981 | Tournament champion. Horse Shoes. | 1.0652 | 0.03681 | 46 | 43 | 3 | 0 |
8982 | Which color is supposed to be lucky? | 1.0652 | 0.03681 | 46 | 43 | 3 | 0 |
8983 | We were social distancing before it was actionable | 1.0652 | 0.03681 | 46 | 43 | 3 | 0 |
8984 | My farrier is closed due to Covid." (yes, I had to look that word up). ; | 1.0652 | 0.03681 | 46 | 43 | 3 | 0 |
8985 | Rachel?! Hannah? Raaaach... Oh hi buddy! | 1.0652 | 0.03681 | 46 | 43 | 3 | 0 |
8986 | Mares, am I right? | 1.0652 | 0.03681 | 46 | 43 | 3 | 0 |
8987 | Whoa feller. That's as far are you're getting without a mask. | 1.0652 | 0.03681 | 46 | 43 | 3 | 0 |
8988 | I think the pink should be in the front. | 1.0652 | 0.03681 | 46 | 43 | 3 | 0 |
8989 | I couldn't resist, they were on sale!# | 1.0652 | 0.03681 | 46 | 43 | 3 | 0 |
8990 | Very rich coming from someone that never grew out of their cowboy phase | 1.0652 | 0.04818 | 46 | 44 | 1 | 1 |
8991 | I gotta be true to myself. | 1.0652 | 0.03681 | 46 | 43 | 3 | 0 |
8992 | They didn’t have gloves | 1.0652 | 0.03681 | 46 | 43 | 3 | 0 |
8993 | Walk in my shoes. | 1.0652 | 0.04818 | 46 | 44 | 1 | 1 |
8994 | Whoa! Cool Air Jordans! . | 1.0652 | 0.03681 | 46 | 43 | 3 | 0 |
8995 | not what I had in mind when I said you needed new horseshoes | 1.0652 | 0.03681 | 46 | 43 | 3 | 0 |
8996 | I did say I needed new shoes | 1.0652 | 0.03681 | 46 | 43 | 3 | 0 |
8997 | Finally I have a four-wheel drive vehicle | 1.0638 | 0.03604 | 47 | 44 | 3 | 0 |
8998 | What? They were on sale. | 1.0638 | 0.03604 | 47 | 44 | 3 | 0 |
8999 | I did a little online shopping..." | 1.0638 | 0.04716 | 47 | 45 | 1 | 1 |
9000 | I couldn’t find the blacksmith so I went with Paul Smith. What do you think? | 1.0638 | 0.04716 | 47 | 45 | 1 | 1 |
9001 | Darn! I went long on glue futures. | 1.0638 | 0.03604 | 47 | 44 | 3 | 0 |
9002 | Don't look at me like that. You think it's easy to find your hoof size? | 1.0638 | 0.03604 | 47 | 44 | 3 | 0 |
9003 | You can lead the horse to water, but it's up to the horse to drink. | 1.0638 | 0.03604 | 47 | 44 | 3 | 0 |
9004 | They are the new favorite shoes on Rodeo Drive! | 1.0638 | 0.04716 | 47 | 45 | 1 | 1 |
9005 | Click the red ones to go back to Kansas | 1.0638 | 0.03604 | 47 | 44 | 3 | 0 |
9006 | Do you do the Texas 2-step or are you a 4-stepper? | 1.0638 | 0.04716 | 47 | 45 | 1 | 1 |
9007 | 1850 called. They want their outfit back. | 1.0638 | 0.03604 | 47 | 44 | 3 | 0 |
9008 | Karen is not going to like this. | 1.0638 | 0.03604 | 47 | 44 | 3 | 0 |
9009 | Ponies must not horse around. | 1.0638 | 0.03604 | 47 | 44 | 3 | 0 |
9010 | I'm not cut out for life on the ranch, Fred. I'm hightailing it to the city where I can be true to myself. As you've always said, "If the shoes fit..." | 1.0638 | 0.03604 | 47 | 44 | 3 | 0 |
9011 | Your hooves are pretty, but they are on the wrong feet | 1.0638 | 0.03604 | 47 | 44 | 3 | 0 |
9012 | My shoes may scream 'she, her, hers', but my preferred pronouns are 'they, them'. | 1.0638 | 0.03604 | 47 | 44 | 3 | 0 |
9013 | I still can't do the two step. | 1.0638 | 0.03604 | 47 | 44 | 3 | 0 |
9014 | I’m, like, an influencer? For, like, this shoe brand? To keep calfskin on trend? IDK. Some company called Horse Lobby LLC gives me free merch. | 1.0638 | 0.04716 | 47 | 45 | 1 | 1 |
9015 | Is this a color blind test? | 1.0638 | 0.04716 | 47 | 45 | 1 | 1 |
9016 | Look at you Boy! You sure are serious about this double date. | 1.0638 | 0.03604 | 47 | 44 | 3 | 0 |
9017 | I found a way to remind you how far the correct social distancing was. | 1.0638 | 0.03604 | 47 | 44 | 3 | 0 |
9018 | Socks from two different drawers? | 1.0638 | 0.03604 | 47 | 44 | 3 | 0 |
9019 | Howard discovers rare earth deposits on his ranch | 1.0638 | 0.03604 | 47 | 44 | 3 | 0 |
9020 | Be honest, Bill. Do you think the pink ones make me look fat? | 1.0638 | 0.03604 | 47 | 44 | 3 | 0 |
9021 | It’s not that kind of stage coach | 1.0638 | 0.03604 | 47 | 44 | 3 | 0 |
9022 | Clean socks are matching socks | 1.0638 | 0.03604 | 47 | 44 | 3 | 0 |
9023 | They did say you were a shoe-in. | 1.0638 | 0.03604 | 47 | 44 | 3 | 0 |
9024 | Is that a carrot under your hat or are you just happy to see me | 1.0638 | 0.03604 | 47 | 44 | 3 | 0 |
9025 | The quarantine fashion and identity crisis is real. | 1.0638 | 0.03604 | 47 | 44 | 3 | 0 |
9026 | We should Instagram this. | 1.0638 | 0.04716 | 47 | 45 | 1 | 1 |
9027 | My ponydiatrist recommended them. | 1.0638 | 0.03604 | 47 | 44 | 3 | 0 |
9028 | On second thoughts, brown may have been better. | 1.0625 | 0.03531 | 48 | 45 | 3 | 0 |
9029 | Sorry, my hat won't be a good mask for you. Your nose is too big. | 1.0625 | 0.03531 | 48 | 45 | 3 | 0 |
9030 | So you can't decide if your a Democrat or a Republican? | 1.0625 | 0.03531 | 48 | 45 | 3 | 0 |
9031 | You must have gotten dressed in the dark | 1.0625 | 0.03531 | 48 | 45 | 3 | 0 |
9032 | It'll look better once I borrow Cow's muumuu. | 1.0625 | 0.03531 | 48 | 45 | 3 | 0 |
9033 | Hmm.Two blue feet, two red feet. Does anyone know whether a horse can go backwards? | 1.0625 | 0.03531 | 48 | 45 | 3 | 0 |
9034 | Look you call it a fence, I call it a border wall - potayto potato | 1.0625 | 0.03531 | 48 | 45 | 3 | 0 |
9035 | Hey Lone Ranger-Don't you know it's safer you wear a mask? | 1.0625 | 0.03531 | 48 | 45 | 3 | 0 |
9036 | Which shoes go with my outfit? | 1.0625 | 0.03531 | 48 | 45 | 3 | 0 |
9037 | horse | 1.0488 | 0.03406 | 41 | 39 | 2 | 0 |
9038 | Is it ironic that your ass has more taste than your head? | 1.0488 | 0.03406 | 41 | 39 | 2 | 0 |
9039 | Then why did you ask my opinion about horseshoes? | 1.0488 | 0.03406 | 41 | 39 | 2 | 0 |
9040 | What? I thought ringers were getting a little too easy in Horseshoes. | 1.0488 | 0.03406 | 41 | 39 | 2 | 0 |
9041 | Sorry, big fella. He just won't move from that darn tree! | 1.0488 | 0.03406 | 41 | 39 | 2 | 0 |
9042 | They're Jimmy Choos. Not that you'd know anything about that. | 1.0488 | 0.03406 | 41 | 39 | 2 | 0 |
9043 | Love your shoes! | 1.0488 | 0.03406 | 41 | 39 | 2 | 0 |
9044 | Don't let anyone tell you you're not good enough, you hear? Your trots and gallops are the best. There's not a need in the world to force you into uncomfortable shoes to dance for your supper. | 1.0488 | 0.03406 | 41 | 39 | 2 | 0 |
9045 | By the way, the new farrier is gay. | 1.0488 | 0.03406 | 41 | 39 | 2 | 0 |
9046 | For stompin' out Clovid-19, Governor, we gotta wear masks. | 1.0488 | 0.03406 | 41 | 39 | 2 | 0 |
9047 | My hat will not be the issue at auction! | 1.0488 | 0.03406 | 41 | 39 | 2 | 0 |
9048 | I'm just trying something new | 1.0488 | 0.03406 | 41 | 39 | 2 | 0 |
9049 | I think you got it all wrong. It's blue on the rear, red on the front." | 1.0488 | 0.03406 | 41 | 39 | 2 | 0 |
9050 | I'll rehire the blacksmith. | 1.0488 | 0.03406 | 41 | 39 | 2 | 0 |
9051 | Just then it dawned on Jim, having his wife and mother-in-law participate in the rodeo wasn't a good idea even though they both rode him for years. | 1.0488 | 0.03406 | 41 | 39 | 2 | 0 |
9052 | I don't have a gender problem. They only come in twos. | 1.0488 | 0.03406 | 41 | 39 | 2 | 0 |
9053 | Who dressed you this morning? | 1.0488 | 0.03406 | 41 | 39 | 2 | 0 |
9054 | HOW DO I POSSIBLY MAKE THIS MORE PATRIOTIC? | 1.0488 | 0.03406 | 41 | 39 | 2 | 0 |
9055 | I am tap dancing at the talent show this year. | 1.0488 | 0.03406 | 41 | 39 | 2 | 0 |
9056 | Next time, I think I'll just go with the hand grenades. | 1.0488 | 0.03406 | 41 | 39 | 2 | 0 |
9057 | Would you care to lead the next dance? | 1.0488 | 0.03406 | 41 | 39 | 2 | 0 |
9058 | I wanted shoes of a different color. | 1.0488 | 0.03406 | 41 | 39 | 2 | 0 |
9059 | I'm biquine (they/them/their). | 1.0488 | 0.03406 | 41 | 39 | 2 | 0 |
9060 | Stony, as open minded as any buckaroo,realizes his first impression of the new farrier in town may have been correct | 1.0488 | 0.03406 | 41 | 39 | 2 | 0 |
9061 | But Fred, Ginger thinks I won't need a partner for the foxtrot competition with these. | 1.0488 | 0.03406 | 41 | 39 | 2 | 0 |
9062 | It's cool, man, got red bottoms on...Life is good, you know what I mean? Like... | 1.0488 | 0.03406 | 41 | 39 | 2 | 0 |
9063 | It’s just a big hat. | 1.0488 | 0.03406 | 41 | 39 | 2 | 0 |
9064 | The toe box is a little big on both pairs. | 1.0488 | 0.03406 | 41 | 39 | 2 | 0 |
9065 | I can't believe the shoe store doesn't sell horse shoes! | 1.0488 | 0.03406 | 41 | 39 | 2 | 0 |
9066 | Gol durn it, Dan, if you wear them mismatched shoes I'll be the laughingstock of the roundup! | 1.0488 | 0.03406 | 41 | 39 | 2 | 0 |
9067 | I just spoke with the manager of WEBE SHOES and they strongly suggest that I wear the passionate pink on the right hooves and the burly blues on the left ones. Thanks for the help | 1.0488 | 0.03406 | 41 | 39 | 2 | 0 |
9068 | I got oats, hay, or Spam. Oats and Spam. Hay and Spam. Oats and hay with Spam. Spam, Spam, and oats. Spam, Spam, and... | 1.0488 | 0.03406 | 41 | 39 | 2 | 0 |
9069 | I got them at käblər. | 1.0488 | 0.03406 | 41 | 39 | 2 | 0 |
9070 | why did you order my shoes from China? | 1.0488 | 0.03406 | 41 | 39 | 2 | 0 |
9071 | I thought the blacksmith said, he was taking a fancy New York online course to be fit not a course from FIT? | 1.0488 | 0.03406 | 41 | 39 | 2 | 0 |
9072 | I see you've put on your big boys and big girl boogie shoes | 1.0488 | 0.03406 | 41 | 39 | 2 | 0 |
9073 | "I'll kick you in the other eye if you think YOU can assign me MY gender. Neigh! | 1.0488 | 0.03406 | 41 | 39 | 2 | 0 |
9074 | Prime Day didn’t Get cancelled For the horses | 1.0488 | 0.03406 | 41 | 39 | 2 | 0 |
9075 | Too cheap for a blacksmith? | 1.0488 | 0.03406 | 41 | 39 | 2 | 0 |
9076 | You won’t like it but you have to wear a mask. | 1.0488 | 0.03406 | 41 | 39 | 2 | 0 |
9077 | I won't wear them since they don't match, fool. | 1.0488 | 0.03406 | 41 | 39 | 2 | 0 |
9078 | I don | 1.0488 | 0.03406 | 41 | 39 | 2 | 0 |
9079 | I heard that colorful shoes have a psychological effect on gamblers | 1.0488 | 0.02469 | 41 | 40 | 1 | 0 |
9080 | No, I am not taking you to the dance | 1.0488 | 0.03406 | 41 | 39 | 2 | 0 |
9081 | What color belt should I get? | 1.0488 | 0.03406 | 41 | 39 | 2 | 0 |
9082 | Paris, Milan, New York, pick one. | 1.0488 | 0.03406 | 41 | 39 | 2 | 0 |
9083 | Well, at least we know you aren't a highheel-psycho. | 1.0488 | 0.03406 | 41 | 39 | 2 | 0 |
9084 | No way anybody can ride this horse | 1.0488 | 0.03406 | 41 | 39 | 2 | 0 |
9085 | What?! Never seen a horse with gender-nonconforming footwear before? | 1.0488 | 0.03406 | 41 | 39 | 2 | 0 |
9086 | Well, looks like we don’t have to wear mask | 1.0488 | 0.03406 | 41 | 39 | 2 | 0 |
9087 | What about color matching? | 1.0488 | 0.03406 | 41 | 39 | 2 | 0 |
9088 | Only 23 Mondays until Christmas. | 1.0488 | 0.03406 | 41 | 39 | 2 | 0 |
9089 | The green are limited edition American Pharoahs and the pink are Gallant Fox reissues. | 1.0488 | 0.03406 | 41 | 39 | 2 | 0 |
9090 | Oh, please you'll also work for Jeff, it's just a matter of time. | 1.0488 | 0.03406 | 41 | 39 | 2 | 0 |
9091 | Honestly, Nelson, I think Tan is more of a people person. | 1.0488 | 0.03406 | 41 | 39 | 2 | 0 |
9092 | Sorry, it’s the only way I can get the bunion pads to stay on my hooves | 1.0488 | 0.03406 | 41 | 39 | 2 | 0 |
9093 | Since I can’t wear a mask, these will have to do. | 1.0488 | 0.03406 | 41 | 39 | 2 | 0 |
9094 | It’s for my OnlyFans | 1.0488 | 0.03406 | 41 | 39 | 2 | 0 |
9095 | He don't need a mask | 1.0488 | 0.03406 | 41 | 39 | 2 | 0 |
9096 | I dont know craig...at some point i just couldnt care anymore. I spent so much time trying and then...like a light switch... It was off. Im all out. Ive had enough. My mind...its had it. I rly loved him.. Im greatdul to u and beth for all youve done and tried to do. Im sorry. I feel the worst for the kid. Its awful. I feel just awful. I think i need to go off an be alone for awhile. Im sorry. I hope one day it makes sense but right now... I just cant say. | 1.0488 | 0.03406 | 41 | 39 | 2 | 0 |
9097 | No, I don’t think it’s too matchy-matchy. | 1.0488 | 0.03406 | 41 | 39 | 2 | 0 |
9098 | I'm not sure what your problem is, they work fine for everyone else. | 1.0488 | 0.03406 | 41 | 39 | 2 | 0 |
9099 | You had to call him “Blacksmith Lady Mambazo?” | 1.0488 | 0.03406 | 41 | 39 | 2 | 0 |
9100 | Sorry but I wont be able to ride for awhile because of social distancing | 1.0488 | 0.03406 | 41 | 39 | 2 | 0 |
9101 | Please don’t seduce me like this. I told you I have a reputation... oh come on don’t make that face... Ok fine you get 20 minutes. | 1.0488 | 0.03406 | 41 | 39 | 2 | 0 |
9102 | I suppose this is revenge for naming you fancy pants | 1.0488 | 0.03406 | 41 | 39 | 2 | 0 |
9103 | You may call me Mx Ed from now on Wilbur. | 1.0476 | 0.03326 | 42 | 40 | 2 | 0 |
9104 | I think my point has been made. | 1.0476 | 0.03326 | 42 | 40 | 2 | 0 |
9105 | You can't ride me; your fashion sense is way off " | 1.0476 | 0.03326 | 42 | 40 | 2 | 0 |
9106 | The blacksmith said it was all the rage this year. | 1.0476 | 0.04762 | 42 | 41 | 0 | 1 |
9107 | You been steppin’ out on me, little lady” | 1.0476 | 0.03326 | 42 | 40 | 2 | 0 |
9108 | You RECKON you did a shoddy job? | 1.0476 | 0.03326 | 42 | 40 | 2 | 0 |
9109 | A little early for Christmas colors, Flash. | 1.0476 | 0.03326 | 42 | 40 | 2 | 0 |
9110 | In this case,a girls doesn't need to choose.... | 1.0476 | 0.03326 | 42 | 40 | 2 | 0 |
9111 | Who reshod you? | 1.0476 | 0.03326 | 42 | 40 | 2 | 0 |
9112 | Silver, I don’t necessarily think horse sense translates into fashion sense. | 1.0476 | 0.03326 | 42 | 40 | 2 | 0 |
9113 | Hey! Johnny Was, 50% off! How could I not!? And you could use some new boots, I might add. | 1.0476 | 0.03326 | 42 | 40 | 2 | 0 |
9114 | You stole my wife's shoes... | 1.0476 | 0.03326 | 42 | 40 | 2 | 0 |
9115 | For the last time, if you refuse to re-shoe, I'd rather be glue. | 1.0476 | 0.03326 | 42 | 40 | 2 | 0 |
9116 | Now the podiatrist tells me that I’m going to need to have my “wheels” rebalanced. | 1.0476 | 0.04762 | 42 | 41 | 0 | 1 |
9117 | My name is Ms. Ed = preferred pronouns they/them. | 1.0476 | 0.03326 | 42 | 40 | 2 | 0 |
9118 | I really wish on-line shopping was invented after I passed away. | 1.0476 | 0.03326 | 42 | 40 | 2 | 0 |
9119 | No offense cowboy, it’s just part of the social distancing thing. I could really use your help in finding a mask. | 1.0476 | 0.03326 | 42 | 40 | 2 | 0 |
9120 | I got a BOGO at Macy's. | 1.0476 | 0.03326 | 42 | 40 | 2 | 0 |
9121 | I said I like The Red Green Shows | 1.0476 | 0.03326 | 42 | 40 | 2 | 0 |
9122 | You just said that I needed new shoes. You didn’t specify iron. I got a great deal on these at a Bogo sale | 1.0476 | 0.03326 | 42 | 40 | 2 | 0 |
9123 | Blacksmith still in quarantine, huh?! | 1.0476 | 0.03326 | 42 | 40 | 2 | 0 |
9124 | Fella, the PPP loan helped me keep you in feed, and yes, the new horse shoes are cute but without another round of funding, I’m afraid I’ll have to sell you to the Roy Rogers Museum. I wish I had better news - at least you’ll be next to Trigger. | 1.0476 | 0.03326 | 42 | 40 | 2 | 0 |
9125 | This is why I told you to take your stud fee as an annuity... | 1.0476 | 0.03326 | 42 | 40 | 2 | 0 |
9126 | No!,The green shoes go on both of your right hooves and the reds shoes on both of your left hooves.” How many times do I have to tell you: There is no RED PORT wine LEF | 1.0476 | 0.03326 | 42 | 40 | 2 | 0 |
9127 | I would like a carrot but not your hat. | 1.0476 | 0.03326 | 42 | 40 | 2 | 0 |
9128 | I promise you that the Blacksmith will be back when the pandemic is over. | 1.0476 | 0.03326 | 42 | 40 | 2 | 0 |
9129 | I understand you want memory foam shoes, but do you have to have the clashing colors? | 1.0476 | 0.03326 | 42 | 40 | 2 | 0 |
9130 | What do you mean because Macy's was running a flip-flops sale? | 1.0476 | 0.03326 | 42 | 40 | 2 | 0 |
9131 | Have YOU tried wearing horseshoes?" Andy Mathieson, Los Angeles, Cal | 1.0476 | 0.03326 | 42 | 40 | 2 | 0 |
9132 | Hmmmm. Blue suede shoes or pink? What would Elvis say? | 1.0476 | 0.03326 | 42 | 40 | 2 | 0 |
9133 | Dorothy prefers red for the Wizard | 1.0476 | 0.03326 | 42 | 40 | 2 | 0 |
9134 | One thing I cannot really tolerate Skip, is a non matching saddle! | 1.0476 | 0.03326 | 42 | 40 | 2 | 0 |
9135 | We May be BFFu, but I don’t like it when you wear my best socks! | 1.0476 | 0.02410 | 42 | 41 | 1 | 0 |
9136 | The fuzzy slippers felt better. | 1.0476 | 0.03326 | 42 | 40 | 2 | 0 |
9137 | Going to fetch some sheep- need a sattle? I thought you said fashion week in the Big Apple! | 1.0476 | 0.03326 | 42 | 40 | 2 | 0 |
9138 | Is this why you keep yelling- Hi Ho Taffeta? | 1.0476 | 0.03326 | 42 | 40 | 2 | 0 |
9139 | Stop horsing around and decide which pairs you want to borrow! | 1.0476 | 0.03326 | 42 | 40 | 2 | 0 |
9140 | Did you get those at the virus sale? | 1.0476 | 0.03326 | 42 | 40 | 2 | 0 |
9141 | The ladies have been taking good care of me during your absence. | 1.0476 | 0.04762 | 42 | 41 | 0 | 1 |
9142 | Matching” is for buffalo | 1.0476 | 0.03326 | 42 | 40 | 2 | 0 |
9143 | What pronoun do you prefer to be addressed by today? | 1.0476 | 0.03326 | 42 | 40 | 2 | 0 |
9144 | Because the ranch is on the California-Arizona border. | 1.0476 | 0.03326 | 42 | 40 | 2 | 0 |
9145 | Without your guidance I couldn't decide on shoes | 1.0476 | 0.03326 | 42 | 40 | 2 | 0 |
9146 | Not a good idea. The other horses will whinny you out of the corral! | 1.0476 | 0.03326 | 42 | 40 | 2 | 0 |
9147 | I only let men ride side-saddle. | 1.0476 | 0.03326 | 42 | 40 | 2 | 0 |
9148 | I'm starting to wonder, you're a gelding, not a filly. | 1.0476 | 0.03326 | 42 | 40 | 2 | 0 |
9149 | Dude, you can make the blue ones go forward or the red ones go backwards. | 1.0476 | 0.03326 | 42 | 40 | 2 | 0 |
9150 | These aren’t the brand I was looking for. | 1.0476 | 0.03326 | 42 | 40 | 2 | 0 |
9151 | Your gidddy-up got to me. | 1.0476 | 0.03326 | 42 | 40 | 2 | 0 |
9152 | You really thought the extra pair was for you? | 1.0476 | 0.03326 | 42 | 40 | 2 | 0 |
9153 | Does my head look big in these? | 1.0476 | 0.03326 | 42 | 40 | 2 | 0 |
9154 | So Chad, you are not color blind after all | 1.0476 | 0.03326 | 42 | 40 | 2 | 0 |
9155 | This is my plea for hormone therapy | 1.0476 | 0.03326 | 42 | 40 | 2 | 0 |
9156 | You should see my full collection! | 1.0476 | 0.03326 | 42 | 40 | 2 | 0 |
9157 | I FAKE BEING DISTINCT, ALL THESE ADS MAKE ME FORGET MY INSTINCT | 1.0476 | 0.03326 | 42 | 40 | 2 | 0 |
9158 | I know I could have just mailed it in, and avoided this whole trip, cuz you cant seem to make up ur mind what direction to go, Ed | 1.0476 | 0.03326 | 42 | 40 | 2 | 0 |
9159 | Hey Doc, can you augment these clouds? | 1.0476 | 0.03326 | 42 | 40 | 2 | 0 |
9160 | I was supposed to see a man about a horse. | 1.0476 | 0.03326 | 42 | 40 | 2 | 0 |
9161 | Teal’s my favorite color but on Wednesdays I wear pink | 1.0476 | 0.03326 | 42 | 40 | 2 | 0 |
9162 | Ha ha, sir. Very funny. No. I’m afraid we won’t have time to search for ‘Curly’s Gold.’ | 1.0476 | 0.03326 | 42 | 40 | 2 | 0 |
9163 | A ride into the world of colors | 1.0476 | 0.03326 | 42 | 40 | 2 | 0 |
9164 | They don't match. | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
9165 | I’m going to call us even considering the whole bridle thing. | 1.0270 | 0.02740 | 37 | 36 | 1 | 0 |
9166 | Kathy throw any ringers? | 1.0256 | 0.02598 | 39 | 38 | 1 | 0 |
9167 | I GOT IT STRAIGHT FROM THE HORSE'S MOUTH. | 1.0000 | 0.02817 | 36 | 36 | 0 | 0 |
9168 | No, I only said "Oh, shoot..." | 1.0000 | 0.02817 | 36 | 36 | 0 | 0 |
9169 | If you're gonna wear socks at least get matching pairs! | 1.0000 | 0.02817 | 36 | 36 | 0 | 0 |
9170 | You know, Bob, the fact that horses have dichromatic vision and I'm completely dependent on you for shoes, I just want to say, not funny. | 1.0000 | 0.02817 | 36 | 36 | 0 | 0 |
9171 | Personally, I like the blue, but I can see you in red. | 1.0000 | 0.02817 | 36 | 36 | 0 | 0 |
9172 | I couldn't find what I was looking for when I cinched you. | 1.0000 | 0.02817 | 36 | 36 | 0 | 0 |
9173 | Aren't you early for Christmas? | 1.0000 | 0.02817 | 36 | 36 | 0 | 0 |
9174 | Manipedis are hard to do nowadays... | 1.0000 | 0.02817 | 36 | 36 | 0 | 0 |
9175 | What? They we’re having a BOGO sale. | 1.0000 | 0.02817 | 36 | 36 | 0 | 0 |