Contest #717


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717

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “I know it’s not an elephant, but we still need to talk about it.”
  2. “Well, who ever reads the entire lease?”
  3. “But they don’t allow dogs?”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2020-07-19T20:36:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2020-08-09T21:49:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2020-07-27T21:39:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued August 3, 2020
Number of captions 9629
Number of responses 1035579
Number of participants -


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Well, at least up here we only have to feed it. 2.0991 0.00754 11004 2961 3997 4046
1 I think we got the better end of this pet-sharing deal. 2.0859 0.01051 5249 1316 2166 1767
2 I guess I misheard. I thought the realtor said there was ‘a draft’ in the apartment. 2.0666 0.00815 9687 2843 3366 3478
3 I know it's not an elephant, but we still need to talk about it. 2.0555 0.01079 5530 1639 1946 1945
4 Whadya know, three African-Americans in one New Yorker cartoon! 2.0258 0.00867 9483 3289 2673 3521
5 4-B would know for sure, but by the horns I'd say male. 2.0158 0.00813 9647 3003 3491 3153
6 Could be worse... we could live downstairs. 1.9919 0.00816 8844 2665 3596 2583
7 So, if I can see it and you can see it, then it isn't the brownies. 1.9746 0.00873 8435 2845 2968 2622
8 The zookeeper downstairs is working from home 1.9735 0.00905 7911 2708 2720 2483
9 We never should have complained about their dog. 1.9713 0.01270 3794 1216 1471 1107
10 I wish I could say that’s the weirdest thing that’s happened this year. 1.9661 0.01082 5576 1949 1880 1747
11 Frank in 1B thinks he's funny. Let's see who's laughing when we feed the giraffe Chipotle. 1.9541 0.01053 6101 2243 1908 1950
12 Well, who ever reads the entire lease? 1.9536 0.00917 7176 2357 2803 2016
13 The Realtor said we got the best end of the deal. 1.9385 0.00891 7218 2337 3001 1880
14 Room with a zoo. 1.8640 0.01311 3566 1368 1315 883
15 You tell him his shoelaces are untied, and I’ll get the manhole cover. 1.8628 0.01169 4658 1852 1596 1210
16 This would've surprised me a year ago. 1.8543 0.01156 4515 1746 1684 1085
17 Sure, this part eats a lot, but the Johnson's half has its own set of drawbacks. 1.8367 0.00860 7637 2906 3081 1650
18 Well, I guess that answers the question "Why the hole?" 1.8333 0.01488 2489 928 1048 513
19 I really think it's time we addressed the giraffe in the room. 1.8311 0.00970 6264 2500 2337 1427
20 Harry requests we cut back on her roughage. 1.8310 0.00954 6362 2514 2426 1422
21 Trust me. We got the better half. 1.8241 0.00925 6355 2407 2668 1280
22 But they don't allow dogs? 1.8218 0.01261 3766 1533 1375 858
23 If they don’t turn down the music soon, I’m giving their giraffe a laxative. 1.8123 0.01055 5769 2509 1840 1420
24 The letter said for $20 a month, we could save a giraffe." 1.7943 0.01232 4015 1736 1375 904
25 Just what did you say to Alexa 1.7878 0.01350 3450 1535 1115 800
26 Just keep telling yourself, "Rent control." 1.7877 0.01237 4041 1780 1343 918
27 I'm glad we renewed our donation to the World Wildlife Fund, but we should have opted for the tote bag. 1.7838 0.01271 3747 1637 1287 823
28 Well I thought it was a typo when it listed as a two bedroom, one full bath, one half giraffe. 1.7730 0.01905 1608 693 587 328
29 Well, we could move the couch, or we could move the TV. 1.7710 0.02060 1297 539 516 242
30 We get to feed him, and the neighbors downstairs take care of everything else. 1.7404 0.00982 5748 2536 2169 1043
31 Better reception than rabbit ears. 1.7356 0.01358 3514 1733 980 801
32 I said just for a month until they can find a bigger place. 1.7298 0.02629 766 334 305 127
33 There has to be a way to block these annoying pop-ups. 1.7215 0.01985 1551 750 483 318
34 Where does the lion sleep tonight? 1.7150 0.02359 1049 498 352 199
35 I thought he said our apartment had a draft. 1.7066 0.01729 1803 843 652 308
36 It could be worse, we could be downstairs. 1.6990 0.01179 3900 1831 1416 653
37 I guess even zookeepers are working from home now.... 1.6965 0.01336 3035 1430 1099 506
38 I'm still not convinced that domestication is the right method of conservation 1.6951 0.01414 3149 1657 811 681
39 She’s only here until the Zoo reopens. Phase four, probably. 1.6939 0.02951 624 294 227 103
40 I swear when I ordered it I thought it was Swedish for Coffee Table 1.6892 0.01538 2561 1297 763 501
41 What’s a pre-existing easement?”, I said. “Just sign the lease” you said 1.6881 0.01733 1879 927 616 336
42 All I can say is thank goodness we didn't rent downstairs. 1.6832 0.01635 1957 920 737 300
43 What the... all I did was install the latest update for Safari browser. 1.6788 0.02775 772 393 234 145
44 Things are a lot safer since the rhino moved out. 1.6786 0.01766 1864 937 589 338
45 Welcome to July 1.6783 0.01539 2891 1652 536 703
46 He always comes up to watch Animal Planet. 1.6775 0.01561 2192 1070 766 356
47 Makes you wonder how the other half lives. 1.6760 0.01694 2006 1015 629 362
48 You have to look us in the eye again sometime, Susan. 1.6725 0.01852 1774 925 505 344
49 Typical. Empty theater and he sits right in front of us. 1.6675 0.01666 2072 1067 632 373
50 The people in 14-C must have used the stairs - it would have never fit in the elevator...and now we know what that sawing noise was last night...but where's our coffee table 1.6668 0.01591 2716 1564 504 648
51 Ok. I ignored the elephant, but this? 1.6661 0.01527 2363 1182 790 391
52 She pops up for the nature documentaries. 1.6650 0.02925 615 299 223 93
53 It's no big deal. He only pops his head in to watch Jeopardy. 1.6604 0.02495 854 421 302 131
54 ‘Geoffrey the Giraffe was able exercise his Toy R Us options before they went bankrupt. Guess he cashed in’ 1.6564 0.01688 2392 1387 448 557
55 Having an elephant in the room was so 20th Century. 1.6557 0.02278 999 490 363 146
56 We only have to feed him. Think of the poor folks downstairs. 1.6549 0.01574 2315 1201 712 402
57 I thought the new tenant said she worked for Zoom and often brought her work home. 1.6506 0.02221 1059 526 377 156
58 Sure we have to feed him, but the people below us have to clean up after him. 1.6485 0.01730 1895 987 587 321
59 Remember Margret, this apartment is only 50 a month. 1.6455 0.01730 2014 1128 487 399
60 I’m so used to a stupid looking, rude, awkward, orange haired, orange faced being barging in on my day, but this guy is literally sticking his neck out for POC for once! 1.6454 0.01823 1994 1162 386 446
61 ...btw, we’ve been invited downstairs for highballs. 1.6451 0.02045 1499 830 371 298
62 We're lucky. We just have to feed him. 1.6410 0.01703 1833 944 607 282
63 When I said “getting in touch with our African roots,” this is not what I meant. 1.6395 0.02540 785 391 286 108
64 I thought I blocked all pop-ups in Safari. 1.6388 0.02336 1027 540 318 169
65 I swear the agent said the apartment had a 'draft.' 1.6325 0.01841 1521 774 532 215
66 When Geoffrey got laid off from toys-r-us, he opened a very successful pop up shop that propelled his career and helped him earn his spots as an entrepreneur. 1.6318 0.02069 1662 1022 235 405
67 The apartment below us has always been a zoo. 1.6293 0.01928 1527 821 451 255
68 They thought they were ordering a carafe. 1.6285 0.01882 1556 825 484 247
69 Maybe she'll eat shoots and leave. 1.6254 0.02794 686 360 223 103
70 Well, at least now we know what the hole is for. 1.6236 0.01875 1432 731 509 192
71 Well they did say the neighbor likes to poke his head in now and then 1.6233 0.01982 1261 639 458 164
72 It helps me ignore the elephant in the room 1.6139 0.02080 1251 673 388 190
73 These emotional support animals are getting.out of hand 1.6122 0.04253 294 157 94 43
74 Maybe last year this would have seemed bizarre. 1.6087 0.02395 800 401 311 88
75 Well, we have to feed her but the alternative was worse. 1.6081 0.02113 985 485 401 99
76 Of course I understood ‘giraffe’—I just didn’t understand ‘easement.’ 1.6031 0.02313 1018 559 304 155
77 When you said we should talk about the giraffe in the room I just thought you were bad at idioms 1.6006 0.02321 1054 596 284 174
78 It hasn't been too bad. We like the same shows. 1.6004 0.02261 991 528 331 132
79 She identifies as a coffee table. 1.6004 0.02401 991 560 267 164
80 NO. It's NOT a sign we're getting ahead. 1.5994 0.02419 1031 600 244 187
81 maybe we shouldn’t have skipped the co-op board zoom meeting last month 1.5982 0.02234 1023 549 336 138
82 To get around the no pets allowed, they claimed it is their support giraffe." 1.5968 0.02398 1007 576 261 170
83 You know it’s bad when the elephant in the room isn’t even an elephant. 1.5954 0.02317 991 545 302 144
84 Well, you can forget about getting that Ficus now. 1.5953 0.02480 986 579 227 180
85 I'm not sure a philodendron is going to do it. 1.5931 0.02494 961 562 228 171
86 I think we should have rented an apartment on a higher floor. 1.5919 0.02487 941 544 237 160
87 When he's not there, it's an emergency exit. 1.5896 0.02508 921 533 233 155
88 This is a pain in the neck, but I'll bet it's a pain in the ass downstairs. 1.5874 0.04965 223 126 63 34
89 Covid, shmovid! I told you not to trust those armchair safaris! 1.5861 0.02687 877 534 172 171
90 I think the apartment downstairs is going to be hard to rent. 1.5859 0.02482 879 495 253 131
91 Remember when I said the 8-foot ceilings would make the place seem cramped, and you said "Not to worry, we can always paint the walls a lighter color to give the place a bigger feel"? Remember? 1.5833 0.02772 852 530 147 175
92 The listing did mention an "unparalleled view of urban wildlife." 1.5832 0.02461 847 467 266 114
93 No mask but at least he’s facing away. 1.5832 0.02615 847 495 210 142
94 What a giraffehole. 1.5799 0.02777 814 498 160 156
95 As you can see ... it's a duplex. 1.5790 0.02772 810 494 163 153
96 Well, you're always saying this place could use a facelift. 1.5767 0.02866 789 508 113 168
97 It's just for Wild Kingdom, he'll be gone once the news starts. 1.5766 0.04324 248 132 89 27
98 This is better for us than for the people in the apartment downstairs. 1.5742 0.02845 761 465 155 141
99 Now you see why I don't have any plants. 1.5742 0.02546 768 424 247 97
100 So this is why the apartment was so affordable. 1.5740 0.02745 770 457 184 129
101 I said *zoom meeting not *zoo meeting. 1.5739 0.02710 744 429 203 112
102 I think we got the best end of this arrangement. 1.5712 0.02684 744 427 209 108
103 I should have looked up ‘easement.’ 1.5705 0.02644 731 411 223 97
104 Do you think she ate the coffee table? 1.5701 0.02942 742 466 129 147
105 I told you the sublet agreement was odd! 1.5701 0.02901 735 453 145 137
106 Just when I thought the year couldn't get stranger. 1.5697 0.02698 732 420 207 105
107 Well this isn't the weirdest thing that's happened this year 1.5697 0.02746 732 427 193 112
108 It's the least I could do after all the times he stuck his neck out for me. 1.5690 0.02777 717 419 188 110
109 Just be thankful we don't live in the downstairs apartment. 1.5688 0.02686 719 408 213 98
110 When I bought the place, I didn’t know what an easement was. 1.5680 0.02775 713 416 189 108
111 It’s a new app called “Bring the Zoo to You” 1.5680 0.02987 713 447 127 139
112 So you can go out and buy expensive art 'representing the struggle of our inner child during a time of pandemic', which I'm pretty sure are just the fevered crayon markings of a under-stimulated 5-year old, but I can't spend money to get rid of this damn load-bearing giraffe? Has watching endless HGTV taught you nothing? Damnit Linda, I want a divorce... you can have the condo. 1.5676 0.03069 710 457 103 150
113 It’s good that we got the giraffe. Now we don’t have to worry about stepping through that hole in the floor anymore. 1.5666 0.02732 706 405 202 99
114 It's the least we can do since he's still laid off from Toys-R-Us 1.5664 0.02681 708 400 215 93
115 I can’t see the tv !! 1.5641 0.03027 686 430 125 131
116 Like I told you, living here is a little like living in a zoo. 1.5639 0.03031 681 426 126 129
117 I think we got the best part. 1.5637 0.02580 683 369 243 71
118 It’s a load-bearing giraffe; we can’t take it down. 1.5633 0.02881 671 397 170 104
119 I thought we agreed to host a Zoom meeting, not a zoo meeting. 1.5627 0.02774 670 383 197 90
120 It's good we didn't get the other end. 1.5623 0.03028 674 420 129 125
121 The Zoo is coming for him next week. At least we got the half that eats 1.5620 0.03075 669 422 118 129
122 They really should have mentioned that there's no thirteenth floor. 1.5611 0.03120 663 423 108 132
123 She usually leaves when Animal Planet is over. 1.5606 0.02834 644 370 187 87
124 When I agreed to us subletting a room, this isn’t what I had in mind! 1.5604 0.03087 662 418 117 127
125 Um, he should probably be wearing a mask, right? 1.5588 0.04343 272 156 80 36
126 The people downstairs are paying half my rent. 1.5576 0.03088 642 401 124 117
127 You see it too, right? 1.5570 0.02876 632 367 178 87
128 Can we all just get along? 1.5559 0.03223 626 404 96 126
129 If we didn't talk about the elephant, then I'm definitely not talking about the giraffe. 1.5518 0.03012 598 356 154 88
130 The architect really stuck her neck out with this new building design 1.5507 0.03292 601 391 89 121
131 It's funny now, but 'til PETA shows up. 1.5507 0.03341 592 388 82 122
132 No mask but at least she knows to social distance. 1.5486 0.03254 576 364 108 104
133 Well, it is 2020 1.5484 0.03300 578 371 97 110
134 That's what happens when you allow pets in apartments. 1.5472 0.03374 572 374 83 115
135 Necking on the couch. Why didn't I think about that? 1.5440 0.03429 557 367 77 113
136 I think you downloaded the wrong Safari. 1.5437 0.03286 515 314 122 79
137 'Toto, I don't think we're in Chelsea anymore" 1.5436 0.03453 539 352 81 106
138 What is the scope of political correctness? 1.5428 0.03508 549 368 64 117
139 If he’s staying, we’re going to have to install stadium seating... 1.5421 0.03408 546 355 86 105
140 Okay, but other than this, we love the apartment, right?! 1.5414 0.02931 543 308 176 59
141 Giraffe that escaped from the Zoo was spotted in the lobby of an office,wagging its tail 1.5414 0.03511 543 363 66 114
142 How the Van Snoots discovered their new neighbours were nothing but gi-riff-raffe. 1.5393 0.03510 534 355 70 109
143 He's never been the same since Toys "R" Us closed. 1.5391 0.04425 230 129 78 23
144 wrong 1.5383 0.03627 522 355 53 114
145 What's a coffee table? 1.5377 0.03625 517 350 56 111
146 ‘’Just be grateful that our downstairs neighbor doesn’t play loud music.” 1.5365 0.03514 520 343 75 102
147 We definitely got the better end of the deal. 1.5347 0.03206 505 303 134 68
148 I just opened my Safari browser and this popped up. 1.5347 0.03182 505 301 138 66
149 Smart move getting a two-level apartment. Now what? 1.5344 0.03521 509 334 78 97
150 I just call it Neck Flix now. 1.5335 0.03278 493 299 125 69
151 Last week it was that ostrich ahead of us. 1.5325 0.03710 492 335 52 105
152 . . . and just when we finally addressed the elephant in the room. 1.5324 0.03093 494 286 153 55
153 Did Banksy move in downstairs? 1.5321 0.03539 498 326 79 93
154 She pays the rent for the apartment downstairs too 1.5321 0.03493 498 322 87 89
155 They say that in order to reduce the likelihood of future pandemics, we need to rethink our relationship with wild animals. We should be safe. 1.5316 0.03556 491 321 79 91
156 Ohh you said, "order a tall carafe." Yeah, that makes more sense now. 1.5309 0.04225 275 162 80 33
157 The Glor...affe hole 1.5309 0.03748 486 333 48 105
158 I knew we should have attended the last Co-Op Board meeting. 1.5297 0.03255 472 281 132 59
159 I've always preferred heads over tails. 1.5287 0.03288 471 283 127 61
160 It could be worse. We could be living in Jersey. 1.5284 0.03335 475 290 119 66
161 I’m not falling for this 1.5274 0.03755 474 323 52 99
162 Well, I guess that explains why last week the neighbors' elephant was so upset. But I have to say, I think our zoning issues are getting worse and worse. 1.5265 0.03702 471 316 62 93
163 She's a rescue 1.5259 0.03340 464 282 120 62
164 I recognize that giraffe voice, it's one of the red shirt guys who got killed off on "Star Trek"! 1.5249 0.03842 461 318 44 99
165 I thought the realtor was saying there was "an occasional draft". 1.5248 0.03268 463 279 126 58
166 Maybe you did enunciate, but what I heard was that the apartment had a draft. 1.5234 0.03411 449 275 113 61
167 Zoo has been Quarantined Mr 1.5232 0.03847 453 311 47 95
168 Don't look at it, honey. It’s going to disappear. One day — it’s like a miracle — it will disappear. 1.5228 0.03580 438 277 93 68
169 Please stop asking what else could happen in 2020. 1.5213 0.03330 445 267 124 54
170 'Nothing surprises me in 2020 anymore.' 1.5213 0.03257 447 264 133 50
171 All I said was I wished I could do more. 1.5194 0.03772 439 293 64 82
172 We’ve been trapped in this house so long, I swear I see a giraffe coming out of the floor. 1.5194 0.03254 439 258 134 47
173 At least there’s no longer an elephant in the room” 1.5194 0.03455 439 271 108 60
174 She asked me this morning why there is a Fox News and no Giraffe News. 1.5165 0.03555 395 240 106 49
175 It’s the elephants upstairs that I’m worried about. 1.5156 0.03397 417 250 119 48
176 The apartment listing did say "exotic view." 1.5154 0.03423 421 255 115 51
177 Maybe you should just give him the Netflix password. 1.5152 0.05150 198 123 48 27
178 That zookeeper guy downstairs is now working from home. 1.5146 0.03177 412 234 144 34
179 It is his Netflix account, after all. 1.5146 0.03375 412 245 122 45
180 this wasn’t what I had in mind when I suggested an open floor plan... 1.5134 0.03481 409 249 110 50
181 I know, but it sparks joy. 1.5133 0.03552 376 225 109 42
182 The condo board won't do anything, so I've started feeding it habanero peppers. 1.5133 0.03477 415 254 109 52
183 The guy below us said the lease only reads No dogs or cats". 1.5123 0.03487 408 249 109 50
184 We finally get rid of the elephant in the room...and now this. 1.5121 0.03462 412 251 111 50
185 I've ordered so many things online at this point I'm totally not surprised 1.5112 0.03431 403 242 116 45
186 Imagine if we had taken the unit two floors down. 1.5089 0.03609 395 246 97 52
187 Damn neighbors. Let’s feed it some prunes. 1.5079 0.03684 382 239 92 51
188 I like that better than the elephant in the room. 1.5078 0.03439 384 228 117 39
189 I guess they thought we said 'Zoo Meeting' 1.5077 0.03784 388 250 79 59
190 I went downstairs, but he says he doesn't know anything about a giraffe. 1.5077 0.03497 390 236 110 44
191 I said we should go for the pet free block! 1.5076 0.03990 394 268 52 74
192 I blame Trump." 1.5076 0.03776 396 257 77 62
193 Who’s gonna to tell him about Geoffrey? 1.5076 0.04022 396 272 47 77
194 What’s really odd is we have a basement apartment 1.5065 0.03753 385 246 83 56
195 Wow, it really is the concrete jungle. 1.5065 0.03353 385 225 125 35
196 Best. Zoom background. Ever. 1.5065 0.03611 387 240 98 49
197 My guess? We're in a New Yorker cartoon. 1.5052 0.03695 388 246 88 54
198 I’m not sure we brought enough hors d’oeurves. 1.5052 0.04088 388 269 42 77
199 When he said, "I'll make you sorry about those hardwood floors" I didn't know he meant this. 1.5040 0.04082 377 258 48 71
200 Maybe it's time to start talking about the giraffe in the room. 1.5031 0.05193 159 93 52 14
201 I told you it was literally a zoo down there. 1.5027 0.03554 370 224 106 40
202 I suppose this is better than the tail. 1.5013 0.04082 375 257 48 70
203 Could be worse. This end only needs to get fed. 1.5000 0.03660 364 225 96 43
204 Honestly, I thought I was just getting a tote bag. 1.5000 0.04594 216 130 64 22
205 I'm starting to rethink a lot of the impulse buys I made online in March... 1.5000 0.03762 364 230 86 48
206 Concrete jungle, am I right? 1.5000 0.04880 190 114 57 19
207 Elephant in the room, giraffe, whatever. Let’s not talk about it. 1.5000 0.03778 362 229 85 48
208 Well, it did say one of a kind views 1.5000 0.03786 294 172 97 25
209 Feng shui or no feng shui, I say we move the couch three feet so I can see the damn TV. 1.4986 0.03739 367 232 87 48
210 And we thought we were so smart to avoid the apartment under the ostrich. 1.4986 0.03678 367 229 93 45
211 That's not the half of it. 1.4972 0.03605 360 220 101 39
212 That whole mess for two scrabbles on the wall! And she even didn't sign them! 1.4972 0.04083 352 236 57 59
213 It’s only ‘til we find her real parents. 1.4968 0.03781 314 189 94 31
214 Every time I sit down for a movie, I’m stuck behind the tall guy. This is unbelievable! 1.4958 0.03813 355 226 82 47
215 You just don't want to talk about the elephant in the room. 1.4957 0.03575 349 210 105 34
216 I really don’t mind him being here, but he insists on watching nothing but nature shows. 1.4943 0.03553 352 212 106 34
217 Let's just hope he's already standing up. 1.4943 0.03658 350 215 97 38
218 We need to address the elephant in the room - it’s a giraffe 1.4943 0.03769 350 220 87 43
219 And all the realtor could talk about was the high ceilings in this building. 1.4943 0.03719 348 216 92 40
220 Meet Genie, my emotional care giraffe. (The guy downstairs and I have an understanding.) 1.4943 0.03453 348 227 79 42
221 Hey, don't complain. We got the better half of the deal. 1.4943 0.03513 348 207 110 31
222 What a relief, I thought it was termites. 1.4940 0.03932 336 215 76 45
223 To be honest, I skimmed the clause about the easement. 1.4928 0.03727 347 216 91 40
224 At least we get the cute end. 1.4928 0.03636 347 212 99 36
225 I never understood modern art 1.4928 0.03815 347 220 83 44
226 I'm so glad we moved up a floor. 1.4928 0.03704 347 215 93 39
227 'Are we allowed to change it from Jack Hanna?' 1.4928 0.04288 347 243 37 67
228 When you said, "The downstairs neighbors are animals." I thought you were being hyperbolic. 1.4928 0.03486 345 204 112 29
229 It's sad with Toys 'R' Us closed and Geoffrey still unemployed. 1.4927 0.03826 343 217 83 43
230 Maybe that’s what they meant by “open floor plan” 1.4926 0.03554 339 202 107 30
231 Have you ever thought of asking your neighbors to switch from Safari to Google Chrome? 1.4914 0.03871 348 224 77 47
232 - “If it weren’t 2020, I’d find this unexpected.” 1.4913 0.03845 346 221 80 45
233 Well, she agreed on splitting the Netflix suscription and there will be no holes in our room. 1.4913 0.04278 344 240 39 65
234 And here I thought you said the apartment below was prone to social gaffes... 1.4912 0.03812 342 216 84 42
235 Alexa please order a new carafe 1.4911 0.03793 336 210 87 39
236 Well let's just address the giraffe in the room. 1.4910 0.03715 334 205 94 35
237 Feels more crowded since the zookeepers started working from home 1.4898 0.03426 343 201 116 26
238 I told you we should have opted for a higher floor. 1.4897 0.04015 339 223 66 50
239 Look on the bright side... we got the better end of the deal! 1.4894 0.03764 331 205 90 36
240 I think the shrooms are kicking in.... 1.4880 0.03607 332 200 102 30
241 I swear the landlord said that there was a small draft from the floor below..... 1.4880 0.03452 332 194 114 24
242 The Friendly Giant used to live here. This happens alot. 1.4877 0.04273 326 223 47 56
243 So the guys downstairs asked if we could ease up on the roughage. 1.4863 0.03731 329 203 92 34
244 If this was happening any other year, I'd be shocked. 1.4860 0.03772 321 198 90 33
245 Should we talk about the giraffe in the room? 1.4858 0.03701 317 192 96 29
246 I liked it better when there was an elephant in the room. 1.4857 0.03864 315 199 80 36
247 You see it, too, right? It's not just me? 1.4857 0.03877 315 197 83 35
248 The bad news is, it ate all our plants. The good news is, we got the end that ate all our plants. 1.4846 0.03772 324 201 89 34
249 The condo board is just not asking the tough questions. 1.4843 0.03901 318 201 80 37
250 Rohrshack test or Covid19 elephant, honey? 1.4825 0.04413 315 220 38 57
251 Normally I would call the landlord, but I’m actually liking the company. 1.4825 0.03717 315 192 94 29
252 Those poor guys on the first floor! All we have to do is feed her. 1.4824 0.03815 313 194 87 32
253 I don't know, Sarah. I still think I'd have preferred a TV. 1.4810 0.03841 316 198 84 34
254 Our ostrich is not going to be happy about this. 1.4809 0.03859 314 197 83 34
255 It’s good...but is it art? 1.4808 0.03851 312 195 84 33
256 He had nowhere else to go ofter the Toys 'R' Us bankruptcy." 1.4806 0.04028 310 200 71 39
257 Now aren't you glad we didn't take the first floor apartment? 1.4804 0.03823 306 189 87 30
258 We're never getting our deposit back 1.4793 0.03944 290 180 81 29
259 The neighbors did say it was like a zoo down there. 1.4793 0.04237 217 128 74 15
260 Well, that explains the spotted horse downstairs. 1.4792 0.03921 313 199 78 36
261 At least the guy downstairs gets to clean up the poop 1.4790 0.04481 309 218 34 57
262 Spot was so cute when we thought he was a puppy. 1.4790 0.03878 309 194 82 33
263 I feel like people are starting to take advantage of this “no evictions” thing. 1.4790 0.04089 309 202 66 41
264 They must've built around it 1.4787 0.03997 305 195 74 36
265 Trust me, the apartment downstairs has it worse 1.4787 0.04103 305 199 66 40
266 Should we say something? 1.4784 0.04064 301 194 70 37
267 You're the one who wanted to live in Great Neck! 1.4784 0.03981 301 191 76 34
268 2020 just keeps getting weirder... 1.4783 0.03974 276 177 69 30
269 Goddammit Tyson Foods you can’t just kick an animal to death and call it chicken nuggets ! 1.4771 0.04656 306 223 20 63
270 Remind me to talk to the vet downstairs about working from home. 1.4771 0.04145 306 202 62 42
271 I miss the elephant. 1.4765 0.03896 298 186 82 30
272 That reminds me....your mother called." 1.4765 0.04066 298 192 70 36
273 Look on the bright side - at least we’re only feeding him. 1.4751 0.03662 301 181 97 23
274 I ACED THE COGNITIVE TEST! NO ONE HAS EVER IDENTIFIED A GIRAFFE LIKE I DID! NO ONE COULD BELIEVE IT! 1.4746 0.04343 295 200 50 45
275 ....., but it doesn't look like an elephant! 1.4742 0.04548 291 204 36 51
276 Work both ways. My ostrich likes to check out the people downstairs. 1.4734 0.05443 169 110 38 21
277 312 pages of condo rules and not one of them addresses this! 1.4728 0.03963 294 186 77 31
278 Relax, Fred. We got the better half. 1.4728 0.03814 294 181 87 26
279 So this is why the penthouse was so cheap. 1.4728 0.03874 294 183 83 28
280 These new Cheetah Deer seem to be out of control, we’ll see what HEROS act does about it 1.4726 0.04738 292 213 20 59
281 Let's feed it beans. 1.4724 0.04234 290 192 59 39
282 I thought they were beating the ceiling with a broom this whole time. 1.4720 0.03982 286 180 77 29
283 At least the sawing stopped. 1.4720 0.04104 286 184 69 33
284 I don't know why they couldn't get a dog like everyone else. 1.4706 0.03860 289 179 84 26
285 Better this end than the other. 1.4706 0.03922 289 181 80 28
286 It’s s good deal. We feed it, downstairs cleans up after it. 1.4706 0.04245 289 192 58 39
287 He lives two floors down. 1.4706 0.04159 289 189 64 36
288 Americans view of immigrants in new york. 1.4704 0.04676 287 206 27 54
289 The lease did say partial view. 1.4704 0.03972 287 181 77 29
290 The deal with the Zoo is we just have to feed it. Downstairs has to clean up. 1.4704 0.04239 287 190 59 38
291 I told you not to move the rug. 1.4702 0.04054 285 182 72 31
292 My brownie is kicking in; how 'bout yours? 1.4698 0.04033 281 178 74 29
293 Meh. It's 2020, i don't even care anymore. 1.4698 0.04188 281 183 64 34
294 This time you talk to them. 1.4690 0.04151 258 162 71 25
295 They talked about everything: modern art, city living, minimalist design........everything except the giraffe in the room. 1.4683 0.04359 284 192 51 41
296 Since we never talk about the elephant in the room let’s ignore the giraffe too. 1.4683 0.03986 284 192 56 36
297 In hindsight we should've just given him the Netflix password 1.4681 0.04146 282 183 66 33
298 Well, his head seems to be in the right place. 1.4681 0.04054 282 180 72 30
299 I can't wait until he goes back to work... 1.4676 0.04032 278 176 74 28
300 They said I'd get ahead in NYC, but I thought they meant a promotion. 1.4657 0.03993 277 177 72 28
301 'Relax dear...the government says there is no Giraffe' 1.4655 0.04224 275 180 62 33
302 It's an open floor plan. 1.4652 0.04310 273 181 57 35
303 I think that's the giraffe I saw in the elevator. 1.4652 0.04183 273 177 65 31
304 It's just until the zookeeper downstairs can go back to work. 1.4649 0.03972 271 169 78 24
305 I wish she wouldn’t ignore us. 1.4635 0.04106 274 176 69 29
306 I took champagne to the folks below to get their ok let him in before I cut the hole in the floor and carpet. 1.4635 0.04825 274 200 21 53
307 In a different day and time, I’d have more questions. 1.4635 0.04008 274 173 75 26
308 So much for skipping the condo association meeting... 1.4632 0.03786 272 165 88 19
309 Let’s not talk about it and say we did 1.4632 0.04506 272 187 44 41
310 I miss complaining about their yappy dog. 1.4627 0.04106 268 171 70 27
311 Ah! This might explain the massive spotty testicles in the parking garage. 1.4627 0.04173 268 173 66 29
312 I'm staying here. It's a real zoo downstairs. 1.4624 0.04162 266 171 67 28
313 He’s still a better neighbor than the elephants above us. 1.4624 0.04263 266 174 61 31
314 I told you we should have taken deforestation and climate change seriously. 1.4615 0.05105 169 107 46 16
315 At least he doesn't wake us any more with his banging on the ceiling 1.4610 0.04195 269 175 64 30
316 The apartment is much quieter since we cut the hole. 1.4601 0.04161 263 169 67 27
317 We probably should’ve charged more to sublet the airspace in our apartment. 1.4601 0.04497 263 179 47 37
318 Well, now we know what the hole is for. 1.4598 0.03855 261 159 84 18
319 Trust me, the guy downstairs has it much worse. 1.4598 0.04149 261 167 68 26
320 Meet "Stretch", my emotional support pet. 1.4595 0.03380 259 181 51 27
321 These Zoom safaris are incredible. 1.4586 0.04229 266 174 62 30
322 Siri, open Zoom, not Zoo. 1.4583 0.03972 264 165 77 22
323 What I do mind is watching Animal Planet every time he pops in. 1.4583 0.04184 264 171 65 28
324 Of course, as soon as the exterminator leaves there it is again 1.4583 0.04184 264 171 65 28
325 A year ago, I would’ve found this shocking 1.4580 0.04207 262 170 64 28
326 I can't take this anymore, I am going to say something. 1.4577 0.04015 260 163 75 22
327 We certainly got the better end of that deal! 1.4574 0.04428 258 173 52 33
328 Why do I always have to sit behind the giraffe? 1.4574 0.04290 258 169 60 29
329 When did she get a say in what we watch? 1.4571 0.04147 245 154 70 21
330 At least we got the easy to clean half. 1.4567 0.04119 254 161 70 23
331 it looks like Jeffrey is back in business! 1.4567 0.04880 254 183 26 45
332 It’s honestly just nice to have company over again. 1.4567 0.04267 254 165 62 27
333 2020 humans hope there’s nothing else pEAking out 1.4567 0.04943 254 185 22 47
334 He has the air rights. 1.4549 0.04144 255 163 68 24
335 Honestly Janet, I thought neckdoor neighbour was just a typo on the lease!! 1.4549 0.04326 255 168 58 29
336 Having a pet giraffe sounded a lot cooler when we were stoned. 1.4549 0.04254 255 166 62 27
337 Is the giraffe new? 1.4545 0.04493 253 171 49 33
338 She does this every time Wild Kingdom airs. 1.4545 0.03935 253 156 79 18
339 After a while, you don't really notice it 1.4542 0.03875 251 153 82 16
340 :It seemed like a nice name--Serengeti Townhomes" 1.4538 0.04177 249 159 67 23
341 You wanna neck? 1.4538 0.04291 249 162 61 26
342 I think I'm seeing spotty. 1.4538 0.04989 249 182 21 46
343 This giraffe really ties the room together. 1.4528 0.04002 254 159 75 20
344 What really worries me is that we're on the ground floor. 1.4524 0.04400 252 168 54 30
345 So glad we didn't take that apartment below us. 1.4524 0.04253 252 164 62 26
346 They sure do grow up fast, don’t they? 1.4516 0.04265 248 161 62 25
347 When you said you lived above a watering hole I assumed you meant a bar. 1.4516 0.04109 248 157 70 21
348 We should never have moved above Toys R Us 1.4516 0.04303 248 162 60 26
349 Even the zookeeper is working from home. 1.4516 0.04265 248 161 62 25
350 Well, at least he’s a Democrat. 1.4512 0.04367 246 162 57 27
351 We did ask for an open floorplan. 1.4508 0.04236 244 157 64 23
352 That was Herbal tea,right? 1.4508 0.03905 244 169 48 27
353 It's a long story. 1.4508 0.04315 244 159 60 25
354 We have to feed it, but they have to clean up after it. 1.4504 0.04458 242 161 53 28
355 New rule, no wine at the next art auction. 1.4504 0.04534 242 163 49 30
356 I guess we should have made more of an effort to attend the zoning code variance hearing. 1.4498 0.04617 249 172 42 35
357 Next time when a neighbour asks you to help them with their pet, just say "No!", will you? 1.4498 0.04175 249 160 66 23
358 It's not that you got the giraffe, it's that you didn't ask me first 1.4498 0.04175 249 160 66 23
359 The stay-at-home safari is more realistic than I expected. 1.4490 0.04223 245 158 64 23
360 I kind of miss the elephant in the room, don't you? 1.4490 0.04302 245 160 60 25
361 It's not so bad. They have a horse's ass next door. 1.4486 0.04557 243 165 47 31
362 Thank God we got the top half! 1.4481 0.04273 241 156 62 23
363 I guess that virtual walk through was misleading. 1.4477 0.04298 239 155 61 23
364 I told you he’s upset—he won’t even look at us anymore. 1.4477 0.04089 239 150 71 18
365 Well, technically it is his Netflix account. 1.4473 0.04198 237 151 66 20
366 We could give one of our netflix profiles, if you wanted. You know that Jeff, right? 1.4473 0.05119 237 175 18 44
367 Otherwise, they're pretty good neighbors. 1.4464 0.04085 224 138 72 14
368 You can't think of a better name than Spot? Really? 1.4458 0.03879 240 164 52 24
369 This is some good LSD. 1.4458 0.04444 240 160 53 27
370 We're going to need some plants. 1.4454 0.04432 238 158 54 26
371 I told you, ONE more and we’ll be the ‘crazy giraffe people!’ 1.4449 0.04167 236 150 67 19
372 Given the choice, I prefer to have the head. 1.4449 0.04210 236 151 65 20
373 I'm glad he removed his hat. 1.4449 0.04809 236 166 35 35
374 If he’s able to cover half the rent, I can work around him. 1.4449 0.04167 236 150 67 19
375 Glad he enjoys PBS 1.4449 0.04167 236 150 67 19
376 Yeah... I should have read the Airbnb reviews more closely 1.4449 0.04378 236 155 57 24
377 When I said a “conversation piece” I was thinking more like a lava lamp. 1.4440 0.04390 232 152 57 23
378 Honey, do you see what I’m seeing?! He’s not wearing a mask! 1.4440 0.03870 232 158 52 22
379 No, what I said was “we should consult the graph” 1.4440 0.04347 232 151 59 22
380 On the plus side, the reception has improved. 1.4435 0.04460 230 152 54 24
381 At least we got the better end 1.4435 0.04417 230 151 56 23
382 are we gonna talk about the giraffe in the room? 1.4435 0.04374 230 150 58 22
383 When did you first notice it? 1.4421 0.04246 233 150 63 20
384 Do you think he knows he's adopted? 1.4419 0.05097 172 113 42 17
385 Well, you said I could have a pet if I kept it in the basement.” 1.4416 0.04359 231 151 58 22
386 How do I always end up sitting behind the tallest guy in the place? 1.4416 0.04402 231 152 56 23
387 Hopefully they zoos will reopen soon and he can go back to work 1.4416 0.04316 231 150 60 21
388 And I really can't explain how that hole follows her around. 1.4414 0.05526 145 95 36 14
389 When they said it was pet friendly, I thought they meant our pet. 1.4410 0.04253 229 147 63 19
390 Gerri, please look at us. Until we can afford a loft, this is the only way we can keep you. 1.4405 0.04458 227 150 54 23
391 Yeah, we only feed it. Poor guys downstairs. 1.4405 0.04234 227 145 64 18
392 Can you imagine if we booked for the "supernatural" hotel experience? 1.4405 0.04875 227 160 34 33
393 Works both ways, actually. My ostrich likes to check out the people downstairs. 1.4400 0.04442 225 148 55 22
394 I never thought HD would be this realistic! 1.4397 0.04635 232 159 44 29
395 Let’s move the couch, I can’t see the screen. 1.4389 0.04499 221 146 53 22
396 If we feed it, he'll keep coming back. 1.4386 0.03935 228 150 60 18
397 We really have to start attending those Co-op board meetings! 1.4386 0.04355 228 149 58 21
398 All we need now is for the upstairs neighbors to get an ostrich... 1.4381 0.04426 226 154 47 25
399 Ring toss?. 1.4381 0.04514 226 151 51 24
400 I didn’t expect this when we told the downstairs neighbors we didn’t mind if they got a pet. 1.4371 0.04992 167 108 45 14
401 I can't, he swallowed the remote. 1.4369 0.04483 222 147 53 22
402 I told you it wouldn't fit when we were at the store 1.4369 0.04483 222 147 53 22
403 Covid Zoo. Now the animals come to you 1.4364 0.04513 220 146 52 22
404 To be fair, the lease only said ‘no dogs allowed’” 1.4364 0.04420 220 144 56 20
405 I liked it better when it was an elephant! 1.4358 0.05028 218 156 29 33
406 Remember how many times we fell in there when he was a baby? 1.4358 0.04303 218 140 61 17
407 Well, it beats living under the hole two floors down 1.4358 0.04986 218 155 31 32
408 Well at least we got the half you only have to feed. 1.4358 0.04254 218 139 63 16
409 I don't know, Moira, I guess this is what happens when Trickle Down loses its Workforce--no Base, just a trophy relic of a Crude, bygone age. 1.4356 0.05220 225 168 16 41
410 We could mention it to the lions in 6B and just see what happens. 1.4350 0.04283 223 144 61 18
411 We can’t, he’s an emotional support animal. 1.4344 0.04587 221 149 48 24
412 I remember when she was just a teething toy. 1.4338 0.04617 219 148 47 24
413 He always pops up for Jeopardy. 1.4338 0.04479 219 145 53 21
414 You said 'zoo penthouse' would be great! 1.4338 0.05051 219 158 27 34
415 He’s blocking Sean Hannity. I feel better than ever. 1.4338 0.04839 219 153 37 29
416 She just bought the building, act normal. 1.4332 0.04087 217 138 65 14
417 I just promised to watch him until FAO Schwarz reopens. 1.4326 0.04292 215 138 61 16
418 I'm telling you, if you change the channel he'll leave. 1.4319 0.04471 213 140 54 19
419 Let's just focus on what we have in common as African-Americans. 1.4319 0.04569 213 142 50 21
420 It’s when she’s not there is when the hole is a problem 1.4319 0.04471 213 140 54 19
421 Problem is, if I whack it down here, it'll just pop up again in the kitchen or bathroom. 1.4313 0.04322 211 138 56 17
422 Every Airbnb has its quirks. 1.4313 0.04348 211 136 59 16
423 So he can do whatever this is but we can't paint our walls? 1.4313 0.04348 211 136 59 16
424 I really wish he'd get his own Netflix account. 1.4306 0.04522 216 144 51 21
425 I only donated to get the calendar!" 1.4299 0.04694 214 146 44 24
426 Well, you were the one complaining about that bonking noise coming from downstairs. 1.4299 0.05011 214 153 30 31
427 Living in a converted Fire House is not without its surprises. 1.4299 0.04455 214 141 54 19
428 I think we need to talk about the giraffe in the room. 1.4293 0.04870 198 135 41 22
429 At least it got rid of the elephant. 1.4292 0.04631 212 143 47 22
430 He seems to know when Wild Kingdom is on. 1.4292 0.04484 212 140 53 19
431 Well, at least we don't have to clean up after it. 1.4286 0.04463 210 138 54 18
432 Neighbor downstairs is a zookeeper. He's working from home during COVID19." 1.4286 0.04564 210 140 50 20
433 Now I'm thinking I liked it better over by the kitchen doorway. 1.4286 0.04463 210 138 54 18
434 I tried adjusting the antennas but it's still spotty. 1.4279 0.04646 208 140 47 21
435 Then again, sometimes a giraffe is just a giraffe. 1.4279 0.04695 208 141 45 22
436 I know he's the landlord, but he has to stop popping in unannounced. 1.4279 0.04769 208 150 30 28
437 At least we have a better view than the people downstairs! 1.4272 0.04364 206 138 50 18
438 I'd like to get rid of it but it's load bearing. 1.4272 0.04728 206 140 44 22
439 Tucker Carlson says that it will just disappear... 1.4272 0.04678 206 139 46 21
440 ‘He should really be wearing a mask’ 1.4272 0.04728 206 140 44 22
441 I thought we were on the ground floor 1.4272 0.05113 206 148 28 30
442 At least we won the heads vs tails coin toss with the neighbors. 1.4265 0.04103 211 140 55 16
443 Yeah, but up here we only need to feed her. 1.4265 0.04497 211 140 52 19
444 Well, it's better than having a hole in his head. 1.4265 0.05381 204 152 17 35
445 It was called the 'Serengeti Special' on Airbnb. 1.4264 0.04886 197 135 40 22
446 I thought you said this place was a “hole in the wall”... 1.4258 0.04346 209 138 54 17
447 Karen, I told you, the Elephant was out of stock 1.4258 0.05190 209 153 23 33
448 On the positive side, our neighbors downstairs have it worse. 1.4251 0.04401 207 135 56 16
449 I thought 'spare ruminant' was just a typo. 1.4251 0.04735 207 144 39 24
450 Well, most of him is six feet away. 1.4251 0.04427 207 138 51 18
451 Could be George the Giraffe ... could be Gina the Giraffe. Hard to tell from here. 1.4251 0.04710 207 141 44 22
452 Well, Gladys, you have to admit it takes up less space than an elephant in the room. 1.4251 0.04710 207 141 44 22
453 The people downstairs asked if we could try more fibre this week. 1.4245 0.04628 212 144 46 22
454 'We love to see you,' you said. 'Pop in anytime,' you said. 1.4229 0.04811 201 138 41 22
455 Well I'll be. Something is actually higher than the rent. 1.4229 0.04435 201 131 55 15
456 I think I prefer the coffee table. 1.4229 0.04759 201 137 43 21
457 Yes dear, we have a problem, but the couple below us have a much bigger one. 1.4229 0.04378 201 130 57 14
458 On the bright side, we just have to feed her. 1.4229 0.04707 201 136 45 20
459 What am I supposed to do about it, Sarah? She’s on the board of the co-op! 1.4229 0.04654 201 135 47 19
460 If he sees his shadow, it’s six more weeks of lockdown. 1.4221 0.04577 199 132 50 17
461 We really need to start reading the fine print in our lease agreements. 1.4221 0.04408 199 129 56 14
462 I appreciate the clean, tapered lines, but those spots are overly derivative of a tired, outdated expressionism. 1.4221 0.04687 199 134 46 19
463 It's just a few weeks honey. Just until Toys R Us brings him back from furlough. 1.4208 0.04418 202 132 55 15
464 When I moved in, I figured who cares if I have a three-month-old giraffe living downstairs... 1.4208 0.04528 202 134 51 17
465 The president said that if we have a giraffe in our house we can’t get infected. 1.4208 0.04843 202 140 39 23
466 I’d like to discuss the elephant in the room. 1.4208 0.04528 202 134 51 17
467 This is what happens when the Republicans defund national parks! 1.4208 0.04792 202 139 41 22
468 ...all valid points, but my biggest issue is that now we can only eat salads standing up in the kitchen. 1.4208 0.05187 202 147 25 30
469 He hasn't been the same since the ToysRUs bankruptcy. 1.4200 0.04614 200 134 48 18
470 Partially obstructed view or not, I’m so excited to finally get to see Hamilton 1.4200 0.04503 200 132 52 16
471 We should never have sold air rights to the downstairs neighbors. 1.4192 0.04420 198 129 55 14
472 I told World Wildlife Fund we didn't want another tote bag. 1.4184 0.04680 196 132 46 18
473 I didn't say anything when they got the rhinoceros, but this is ridiculous. 1.4175 0.04481 194 127 53 14
474 Are we going to talk about how the elephant in the room is actually a giraffe? 1.4175 0.04770 194 132 43 19
475 Do we have any acacia branches in the pantry? 1.4167 0.04861 192 132 40 20
476 I need another Giraffe like I need a hole in my floor! 1.4167 0.04748 192 130 44 18
477 My zookeeper neighbor downstairs is working from home. 1.4167 0.04264 192 122 60 10
478 Well we ignored the elephant in the room last week. 1.4167 0.04134 192 140 32 20
479 Today’s Headline: Trump tweets claim that an increase in indoor Giraffe sightings is a sign we are beating the virus 1.4167 0.04805 192 131 42 19
480 I think I like the couch better next to the water buffalo. 1.4167 0.04690 192 129 46 17
481 My neck’s been killing me since I moved to the city. So, what brings you guys to the chiropractor? 1.4167 0.04805 192 131 42 19
482 Turns out there’s a fine line between ironic and regrettable. 1.4162 0.04314 197 127 58 12
483 No dear, I explicitly recall speaking with the woman from “Welcome Wagon,” not “Circus Wagon!” 1.4162 0.05285 197 145 22 30
484 We should have taken the penthouse. 1.4162 0.04433 197 129 54 14
485 This city has become an absolute zoo. 1.4158 0.03847 190 132 44 14
486 I thought it was a misspelling in the lease - Split level zooplex. 1.4158 0.04898 190 131 39 20
487 Should we also he worried about the elephant in the room?” 1.4158 0.05488 190 142 17 31
488 When you said your neighbor would stick his neck out for us, I was expecting something else. 1.4158 0.04841 190 130 41 19
489 Still think we got the better end of this deal. 1.4158 0.04605 190 126 49 15
490 And I thought our last neighbors were intrusive 1.4158 0.04724 190 128 45 17
491 Enunciate the next time you ask to borrow Harry's carafe. 1.4154 0.04694 195 132 45 18
492 Just a heads up we have giraffe problem. 1.4154 0.04580 195 130 49 16
493 The good news is that we just have to feed him. 1.4154 0.04637 195 131 47 17
494 The new neighbors said they downsized, but they kept what sparked joy. 1.4154 0.04637 195 131 47 17
495 Can we address the 800 lb gorilla in the room? 1.4149 0.05377 188 138 22 28
496 I guess we better get some houseplants. 1.4149 0.04759 188 127 44 17
497 That’s my downstairs neighbor. He pokes his head in sometimes just to see what’s up. 1.4149 0.04514 188 123 52 13
498 Doc, you say we should ‘address the elephant in the room’... So we’re just gonna ignore the giraffe? 1.4149 0.04638 188 125 48 15
499 In retrospect, it was a big mistake letting her in to watch tv with us when she was just a calf. 1.4145 0.05112 193 138 30 25
500 Sure, finding enough leaves for him to eat will be time consuming, but I still say we got the better half. 1.4145 0.04310 193 124 58 11
501 A little more for that third floor apartment seems worth it now. 1.4144 0.04953 181 124 39 18
502 I guess shelter-at-home is harder for some of us than others. 1.4136 0.04464 191 125 53 13
503 I guess the Larsons downstairs got a new pet. 1.4136 0.05310 191 140 23 28
504 They were out of rescue dogs. 1.4136 0.04586 191 127 49 15
505 Well, the listing said one bedroom live giraffe, two thousand a month, vegetarians only. 1.4136 0.05044 191 135 33 23
506 Honey, are we going to address the giraffe in the room? 1.4136 0.04646 191 128 47 16
507 Yes, we do have to feed it, but I’m sure glad we don’t live downstairs! 1.4136 0.04646 191 128 47 16
508 I should have asked the neighbor what he did when he said he brings his work home with him. 1.4136 0.04877 191 132 39 20
509 I thought you were using concrete jungle metaphorically. 1.4133 0.04562 196 131 49 16
510 I have some bad news. We can't deal with a giraffe roommate anymore. I hope you were sitting down for that. 1.4127 0.05353 189 139 22 28
511 I’m SO glad we got the upstairs apartment. 1.4118 0.04775 187 127 43 17
512 Maybe if we switch from ‘Planet Earth’ to ‘CNN,’ it will leave on its own. 1.4118 0.04775 187 127 43 17
513 -“Do you see what I see? Yeah, where is his mask? 1.4118 0.04653 187 125 47 15
514 If we place a few shrubs near the couch, she can feed herself while we're at work. 1.4098 0.04560 183 123 46 14
515 On the other hand, it's as close to the outdoors as we'll be for awhile 1.4098 0.04593 183 121 49 13
516 He is a good pet, but is it art? 1.4098 0.04970 183 127 37 19
517 Thanks for the heads-up. 1.4098 0.05089 183 129 33 21
518 The whole zoo is working from home. 1.4098 0.04909 183 126 39 18
519 ..and he's got the remote. 1.4098 0.04722 183 123 45 15
520 if we each had right arms we could hug him 1.4098 0.05030 183 128 35 20
521 This is 2020, why wouldn’t there be a giraffe in our living room? 1.4098 0.04785 183 124 43 16
522 I thought they meant the kids when they said: ‘Our house has turned into a zoo since Covid-19’. 1.4098 0.04393 183 118 55 10
523 We really did get the better end of the pet share. 1.4096 0.04633 188 126 47 15
524 This is the least strange thing to happen in 2020 1.4088 0.05009 181 126 36 19
525 This neighborhood watch is getting out of hand. 1.4088 0.05588 181 136 16 29
526 I thought that was just your Zoom background. 1.4088 0.04947 181 125 38 18
527 I need to speak to the elephant in the room! 1.4086 0.05627 186 142 12 32
528 I know that bargain condo downstairs has low ceilings, but this is still too much! 1.4086 0.05523 186 140 16 30
529 I wish we owned more hats... 1.4086 0.04969 186 130 36 20
530 Well, that explains our missing ficus. 1.4086 0.04667 186 125 46 15
531 This still isn’t the craziest thing that’s happened this week. 1.4086 0.04729 186 126 44 16
532 As a hole I could fix it; but as an ecological niche...my hands are tied 1.4076 0.04764 184 125 43 16
533 I hate to think what the couple below us is looking at. 1.4066 0.04925 182 126 38 18
534 The quarantine didn't really get bad until the zookeeper started working from home. 1.4066 0.04800 182 124 42 16
535 Did you hear? Toys “R” Us’ bankruptcy attorneys have rented the office downstairs. 1.4056 0.04773 180 122 43 15
536 I just think letting him watch Animal Planet is setting a bad precedent. 1.4056 0.04707 180 121 45 14
537 Next time gotta read the lease more carefully. 1.4056 0.04574 180 119 49 12
538 Just give him a treat anyway. I'm sure he sat. 1.4056 0.04707 180 121 45 14
539 Now I’m thinking the place with the big backyard would have been better. 1.4056 0.05148 180 128 31 21
540 We have the duty to feed him, which is better than the duty the Johnson's have. 1.4056 0.04574 180 119 49 12
541 An obstructed view of the screen isn’t my biggest concern, actually. 1.4056 0.05026 180 126 35 19
542 We definitely shouldn't have skipped that co-op vote. 1.4056 0.05088 180 127 33 20
543 Big game night! 1.4056 0.04707 180 121 45 14
544 I don’t care if his brother has a small part. We are not watching Doctor Doolittle again 1.4056 0.05026 180 126 35 19
545 We now know what the hole in the floor is for. 1.4045 0.04607 178 118 48 12
546 I told room service I wanted a "carafe". I am not tipping him. 1.4045 0.04875 178 122 40 16
547 Like I've always said . . . one man's ceiling is another man's floor. 1.4045 0.05311 178 129 26 23
548 The Elephant in the Room suite was $50 more per night. 1.4045 0.04776 178 123 39 16
549 We should help him; he stuck his neck out for us. 1.4045 0.04743 178 120 44 14
550 But I think we got the better end of the deal. 1.4045 0.04607 178 118 48 12
551 The new guys name, in 3b, is Noah. 1.4045 0.04875 178 122 40 16
552 Yeah, he said he might drop up for lunch. 1.4045 0.05602 178 134 16 28
553 Air BnB photos can be so deceptive. 1.4045 0.05004 178 124 36 18
554 She just wants to watch the episode about her family on National Geographic. 1.4045 0.04875 178 122 40 16
555 we probably should have fixed that hole. 1.4045 0.04676 178 119 46 13
556 The building only specified no dogs 1.4045 0.04940 178 123 38 17
557 Listen, we’ll get to that. But yay or nay on the petit goatee? 1.4045 0.05129 178 126 32 20
558 Let's not renew National Geographic this year. 1.4043 0.04825 141 90 45 6
559 It’s a little inconvenient but I’d rather live above a circus than beneath one. 1.4034 0.05233 176 126 29 21
560 I know this is not ideal, but at least we have a better view than the couple in the apartment below us. 1.4034 0.04571 176 116 49 11
561 I'm worried we'll regret this when quarantine is over. 1.4034 0.04711 176 118 45 13
562 I don’t know about you but I can’t wait til our neighbor goes back to work. 1.4034 0.05044 176 123 35 18
563 It’s a ghost hologram from Toys “R" Us 1.4034 0.05651 176 133 15 28
564 Can you believe the condo board denied our new door knocker? 1.4034 0.04979 176 122 37 17
565 Remember when we complained about having mice? 1.4034 0.04779 176 119 43 14
566 They said that we couldn't miss getting to meet our neighbors. 1.4034 0.05708 176 134 13 29
567 Please tell me you see that too...?” 1.4034 0.04779 176 119 43 14
568 Well, what did you think "quarantine safari" meant? 1.4034 0.04711 176 118 45 13
569 I’m changing my mind on leopard-print upholstery for this couch. 1.4034 0.04500 176 115 51 10
570 Martha from downstairs called. You were right - it’s lactose intolerant. 1.4034 0.05108 176 124 33 19
571 Why did you cut a hole in the floor in the first place? 1.4034 0.05171 176 125 31 20
572 I think we got the better half of the deal. 1.4034 0.04427 176 114 53 9
573 I mean it does give something when watching wildlife documentaries. 1.4034 0.05593 176 132 17 27
574 It is a bit annoying, but our TV reception has improved. 1.4034 0.04711 176 118 45 13
575 I told him he could watch Hamilton with us 1.4034 0.04847 176 120 41 15
576 She's looking for the elephant in the room. 1.4034 0.04779 176 119 43 14
577 It’s definitely a conversation piece, but was it ethically sourced? 1.4034 0.04913 176 121 39 16
578 Sure he loves Animal Planet now but wait till the lions come on! 1.4033 0.04417 181 118 53 10
579 I'm just glad we don't live one floor down. 1.4023 0.04953 174 120 38 16
580 Look at the bright side: it could have been the other end. 1.4023 0.04605 174 115 48 11
581 I'm just glad that I don't have the apartment four floors down. 1.4023 0.04953 174 120 38 16
582 can we please talk about the giraffe in the room? 1.4023 0.05085 174 122 34 18
583 No, I'd rather move the couch. 1.4022 0.04518 179 118 50 11
584 I guess he was under twenty-five pounds when they signed the lease. 1.4022 0.04587 179 119 48 12
585 It was either this or the one with the tiger. 1.4022 0.05105 179 127 32 20
586 You’re an inspiration sir. I wonder; might you be willing to assist us with our glass ceiling? 1.4012 0.05693 172 130 15 27
587 Babe, I think the edibles are kicking in." 1.4012 0.04993 172 119 37 16
588 I feed him a laxative whenever the people below get noisy. 1.4012 0.04713 172 115 45 12
589 And here I thought we were in therapy to discuss the elephant in the room! 1.4012 0.05258 172 123 29 20
590 I am not calling your sister a liar, but I just don't think she really tried to get an apartment in this building. 1.4012 0.05693 172 130 15 27
591 The zoo keeper is working from home again. 1.4012 0.04784 172 116 43 13
592 Even during lockdown, the cinema experience was ruined by a tall bloke blocking our view 1.4012 0.04640 172 114 47 11
593 I guess even zoo keepers are working from home. 1.4012 0.04640 172 114 47 11
594 Well, it's less fraught with innuendo than the elephant. 1.4011 0.04825 177 121 41 15
595 Can you believe that I use to look up to him? 1.4011 0.05566 177 133 17 27
596 This is the only I can watch the news... in a zoo 1.4011 0.05624 177 134 15 28
597 I'm not sure if it's art, or a problem. 1.4011 0.04825 177 121 41 15
598 We only got the place when another buyer fell through! 1.4011 0.04621 177 118 47 12
599 All things considered I think we got the better end of the deal. 1.4000 0.04795 175 119 42 14
600 One of us has to run for the condo board. 1.4000 0.04656 175 117 46 12
601 Well, we WERE told that this building is pet friendly. 1.3988 0.04619 173 115 47 11
602 Are you seeing spots? 1.3988 0.05188 163 114 33 16
603 We're going to need more houseplants. 1.3986 0.05074 143 95 39 9
604 So…what kind of therapy is this again? 1.3977 0.05145 171 121 32 18
605 What happens when he wants to go for a walk? 1.3977 0.04870 171 117 40 14
606 I still say we got the better end of the deal 1.3977 0.04941 171 118 38 15
607 I don’t know if it’s art, but I like it. 1.3977 0.05010 171 119 36 16
608 How are we just noticing him? 1.3977 0.04654 171 114 46 11
609 I think we got the better end of the deal. 1.3964 0.04837 169 115 41 13
610 I still think we should have got a dog. 1.3964 0.03956 169 124 31 14
611 Well this isn't the necking I had planned on. 1.3964 0.05051 169 118 35 16
612 I read the bylaws three times and it's not a violation. 1.3964 0.04837 169 115 41 13
613 We might need to get a couple of housekeepers for the first floor. 1.3964 0.04837 169 115 41 13
614 They did say they were giving us a heads up about their new pet. 1.3964 0.04981 169 117 37 15
615 Do they make a matching area rug with a hole in it? 1.3964 0.04764 169 114 43 12
616 Apparently this building used to be an FAO Schwarz 1.3964 0.05323 169 122 27 20
617 Apartments should either have 15 foot ceilings or make people with giraffes rent the top floors. 1.3952 0.05233 167 119 30 18
618 To be honest, I am more concerned about the hippos upstairs. 1.3952 0.04950 167 115 38 14
619 If I knew the Co-op board was so lenient about pets, I would have petitioned to have a dog. 1.3952 0.04950 167 115 38 14
620 It’s so much better watching these nature documentaries live 1.3952 0.04726 167 112 44 11
621 I told you we were going to regret the building's liberal pet policy 1.3952 0.04802 167 113 42 12
622 So myself, I'm generally more of a dog person. 1.3952 0.04726 167 112 44 11
623 My landlord doesn’t allow dogs. 1.3939 0.05064 165 115 35 15
624 They really do have lovely eyelashes. 1.3939 0.04840 165 112 41 12
625 They call it a zooplex, I think. I kinda dig it. You? 1.3929 0.05525 140 98 29 13
626 Yeah, I gotta feed him. But it's better than what the guy downstairs is stuck with. 1.3926 0.05107 163 114 34 15
627 The broker didn't mention this in the walkthrough. 1.3926 0.05669 163 122 18 23
628 What giraffe? 1.3920 0.06000 125 89 23 13
629 When is Geoffrey going to find his own place? It's been two years. 1.3913 0.05075 161 112 35 14
630 This would be way worse if I had the apartment one floor down. 1.3913 0.05075 161 112 35 14
631 At least she won't bark when the doorbell rings. 1.3913 0.05075 161 112 35 14
632 So, are we responsible for the feeding???? 1.3913 0.05987 161 125 9 27
633 This is whose idea of a "lockdown sofari". . . 1.3913 0.04998 161 111 37 13
634 Can we get the elephant back? 1.3913 0.04998 161 111 37 13
635 I always said nature shows would be the best reality TV. 1.3913 0.05856 161 123 13 25
636 Well, they are better neighbors than the elephants upstairs. 1.3913 0.04920 161 110 39 12
637 Can we watch something other than Animal Planet? 1.3913 0.04998 161 111 37 13
638 To be fair, the previous tenant had that dog the wouldn’t stop barking 1.3913 0.04677 161 112 37 12
639 Well, at least we won't have to care about the downstairs duty 1.3913 0.05585 161 119 21 21
640 Guess we won’t be using those vouchers to travel Africa 1.3913 0.05856 161 123 13 25
641 I'm glad we got the head end. 1.3910 0.04946 156 106 39 11
642 i’ve heard of neighbors being party animals but this is ridiculous .. 1.3907 0.05396 151 107 29 15
643 As if there aren't enough reasons to leave New York City. 1.3902 0.04932 164 113 38 13
644 They have it registered as a Service Animal, so there’s nothing we can do about it. 1.3899 0.05347 159 114 28 17
645 To be honest, I kinda miss the elephant. 1.3896 0.05155 154 107 34 13
646 At least he’s blocking the news 1.3893 0.05447 149 106 28 15
647 Just make sure to change the channel if you see a lion or hyena. 1.3889 0.04895 162 111 39 12
648 Wow, and I thought the tap dancing upstairs was a problem. 1.3889 0.04816 162 110 41 11
649 I hope you're OK with the hole I cut. He wanted to be in the room where it happens. 1.3889 0.04895 162 111 39 12
650 Necks year will be better 1.3889 0.05272 162 116 29 17
651 It all started when Billy got a hamster. 1.3878 0.05058 147 100 37 10
652 I don't mind being neighborly, but can't he get his own TV? 1.3875 0.05169 160 113 32 15
653 I think we should say something. 1.3875 0.05392 160 116 26 18
654 I’m so glad we ended up with this half. 1.3875 0.05015 160 111 36 13
655 I’m a little worried that the condo association will find out now that she’s grown up. 1.3875 0.05093 160 112 34 14
656 Let’s look at the bright side, at least we’re on the top floor. 1.3875 0.04432 160 104 50 6
657 Well, yes, I guess it did say "adopt a giraffe for only $8 a month". 1.3861 0.04977 158 109 37 12
658 So..this is what Geoffrey been up to. 1.3861 0.06072 158 124 7 27
659 Don't you think the installation of this room is much better than the below one's? 1.3861 0.05937 158 122 11 25
660 Now I know why they started a No Pets policy. 1.3861 0.04728 158 106 43 9
661 On a higher floor, we could probably have a regular coffee table..... 1.3861 0.04554 158 104 47 7
662 It looked smaller in the catalogue 1.3861 0.04642 158 105 45 8
663 It really does tie the room together. 1.3861 0.05137 158 111 33 14
664 Seriously? We just got rid of the elephant. 1.3861 0.04977 158 109 37 12
665 Sure, I have to feed it, but the guy downstairs has it worse. 1.3851 0.04498 161 106 48 7
666 Does the zoo come with the rental fee, hon? 1.3851 0.05849 161 124 12 25
667 I have to admit, they found an original way to say, “Go back to Africa!” 1.3846 0.05339 156 112 28 16
668 I miss Eva Hesse. 1.3846 0.06064 156 122 8 26
669 It was a little more expensive to be two floors up. But I think I got the better end of the deal 1.3846 0.04678 156 104 44 8
670 At least he's paying half the cable bill. 1.3846 0.05856 156 119 14 23
671 I told you we shouldn't lease an apartment built above a closed Toys R Us store. 1.3846 0.04589 156 103 46 7
672 I don't know why we always have to always watch Animal Planet just because he wants to. 1.3846 0.05182 156 110 32 14
673 I thought she said the hole would let a draft in. 1.3846 0.05020 156 108 36 12
674 So that’s where our potted plants have been going! 1.3846 0.05339 156 112 28 16
675 And all WE have to do is feed him. 1.3846 0.05020 156 108 36 12
676 When the decorator suggested adding an animal print, I assumed she meant a rug or tapestry 1.3846 0.05101 156 109 34 13
677 Did Noah move back in ? 1.3846 0.05416 156 113 26 17
678 So, you promised him any pet he wanted if he would do his school work? 1.3846 0.04936 156 107 38 11
679 I said we would watch her while they were away. 1.3846 0.05101 156 109 34 13
680 Wall mounts are so last season. 1.3846 0.05101 156 109 34 13
681 honey, we agreed to not talk about him behind his neck 1.3846 0.04936 156 107 38 11
682 No matter where I sit, someone taller always sits in front of me! 1.3836 0.05110 159 112 33 14
683 It’s your turn to walk her. 1.3836 0.05187 159 113 31 15
684 Can you believe it sat unrented for almost 2 years? I really lucked out. 1.3836 0.05258 146 102 32 12
685 It’s not quite like the “elephant in the room”. 1.3831 0.04978 154 106 37 11
686 Thank God we didn’t take the downstairs apartment..... 1.3831 0.05063 154 107 35 12
687 I wish she'd just just get her own Netflix account 1.3831 0.05063 154 107 35 12
688 On the upside, we're only responsible for what goes in 1.3831 0.04437 154 105 41 8
689 Now he expects us to watch Animal Planet with him every time he turns up! 1.3831 0.04978 154 106 37 11
690 We definitely should've gone with a cocktail table instead. 1.3831 0.05063 154 107 35 12
691 He finally broke through the grass ceiling! 1.3831 0.05146 154 108 33 13
692 I think we got the better end of this deal than the folks downstairs. 1.3831 0.02942 154 112 35 7
693 I guess the zookeeper also started working from home. 1.3831 0.05063 154 107 35 12
694 So far, so good. No elephant in the room. 1.3831 0.05228 154 109 31 14
695 Well I held it and it brought me joy... 1.3831 0.05063 154 107 35 12
696 I didn't think they literally meant headroom for a giraffe. 1.3831 0.04892 154 105 39 10
697 It’s probably here due to loss of habitat. 1.3822 0.04827 157 107 40 10
698 I think we're going to need some side tables. 1.3822 0.04742 157 106 42 9
699 Soon as Rachel Maddox is over, back down she goes. 1.3822 0.04911 157 108 38 11
700 When you said your building was a real zoo you weren't kidding. 1.3822 0.05233 157 112 30 15
701 The downstairs neighbors deal with all the crap. 1.3822 0.04742 157 106 42 9
702 Nah the landlord said we can’t move her—she’s load bearing. 1.3822 0.05154 157 111 32 14
703 In my defense, ‘pet-friendly hotels now open’ and ‘Bronx zoo to quarantine vulnerable animals’ were two very distant dots to connect. 1.3819 0.05487 144 103 27 14
704 I told you we should read the fine print on the lease. 1.3816 0.04845 152 103 40 9
705 Give it some time, you'll get why the rent is higher here than for the apartment below. 1.3816 0.05021 152 105 36 11
706 Get an exotic pet, you said. Renting an additional unit downstairs will be easy, you said. 1.3816 0.05192 152 107 32 13
707 Do you think the neighbors will mind if we feed it? 1.3816 0.04661 152 106 36 10
708 No, you said YOU read the lease! 1.3816 0.04845 152 103 40 9
709 Who else has our Netflix password? 1.3816 0.05275 152 108 30 14
710 I told you that their pet policy was way too lenient. 1.3816 0.04661 152 101 44 7
711 Of course I love him... I'm just saying that with a dog we wouldn't have needed the duplex. 1.3816 0.05357 152 109 28 15
712 Remember how thrilled we were when the death metal band moved out? 1.3816 0.05021 152 105 36 11
713 I didn’t think it meant “Adopt a Giraffe” literally. 1.3816 0.03357 152 114 28 10
714 He ate both our right arms and now HE's ignoring US? 1.3816 0.05275 152 108 30 14
715 No, hon, I said we needed a carafe. 1.3816 0.05192 152 107 32 13
716 Great, but is it art? 1.3816 0.05275 152 108 30 14
717 I miss the cat.... 1.3810 0.05138 147 102 34 11
718 When you said, ' Come over and watch the big game...' 1.3806 0.05200 155 110 31 14
719 At least we don’t have to take care of the bottom half 1.3806 0.04510 155 102 47 6
720 That reminds me, is your mother coming next week? 1.3806 0.04780 155 105 41 9
721 The listing said "Penthouse with a view." It wasn't specific. 1.3806 0.04780 155 105 41 9
722 He’ll leave when ‘Tiger King’ is over.” 1.3806 0.04867 155 106 39 10
723 Zoomeeting 1.3806 0.05200 155 110 31 14
724 I knew there had to be a catch. 1.3800 0.04885 150 102 39 9
725 It could be worse. We could live in the apartment below them. 1.3800 0.05065 150 104 35 11
726 Better to be the upstairs feeders than the downstairs cleaners. 1.3800 0.04976 150 103 37 10
727 Why does he always have to watch TV at our place? 1.3800 0.05065 150 104 35 11
728 Apparently the reception is better up here. 1.3800 0.05021 150 111 24 15
729 When he ducks down, let's move the couch over the hole! 1.3800 0.04793 150 101 41 8
730 I know, but it’s rent controlled 1.3800 0.04976 150 103 37 10
731 I distinctly remember saying I want a room with a view, not a room with a zoo. 1.3800 0.05407 150 108 27 15
732 It actually does help with the reception. 1.3800 0.05239 150 106 31 13
733 I heard back from the super - apparently it's load-bearing. 1.3800 0.05153 150 105 33 12
734 Not what I expected when downstairs asked if they could have a pet. 1.3800 0.05239 150 106 31 13
735 His reputation is spotty. 1.3800 0.05239 150 106 31 13
736 The worst part is, there’s an ostrich moving in upstairs. 1.3800 0.05239 150 106 31 13
737 To be fair, no one actually reads the terms and conditions. 1.3800 0.05065 150 104 35 11
738 I’m not saying I’m happy with it. I’m saying we at least got the better end of the deal. 1.3800 0.04885 150 107 31 12
739 Five stars: They really do bring the zoo right into your living room. Would recommend. 1.3796 0.05988 108 75 25 8
740 The rental ad did say there was an obstructed view 1.3796 0.05090 137 93 36 8
741 She adds a heightened sensibility to the space. 1.3796 0.05090 137 93 36 8
742 At least we only have the feeding part. 1.3791 0.04908 153 105 38 10
743 Better this than the other half. 1.3791 0.04819 153 104 40 9
744 Ok, Ok... I agree it's a lot of work to feed and water her, but just thing of the job our downstairs neighbors have to contend with. 1.3791 0.04995 153 106 36 11
745 Did we donate THAT MUCH to the local zoo? 1.3791 0.04819 153 104 40 9
746 I told you the ceilings should have been higher! 1.3791 0.05938 153 118 12 23
747 Look on the bright side, we just have to feed her. 1.3791 0.04729 153 103 42 8
748 I’m feel like I’ve already addressed the elephant in room. 1.3791 0.05328 153 110 28 15
749 Gerald you mind moving your head? We are trying to watch the finale of how this world ends..." 1.3791 0.04995 153 106 36 11
750 I wonder how the other half lives . . . 1.3775 0.05038 151 105 35 11
751 Do you remember if my goal in life is to "reject hate and laugh" or is it "decapitate a giraffe?" 1.3775 0.05696 151 113 19 19
752 It was much cheaper than raising the floor. 1.3767 0.05064 146 101 35 10
753 I draw a small measure of comfort knowing we got the better end of the arrangement. 1.3767 0.04776 146 98 41 7
754 We’ve just got to learn to say no. 1.3766 0.04794 154 105 40 9
755 My guess is that wasn't a sugar cube. 1.3759 0.05401 133 93 30 10
756 Well, they told us the city was a zoo. 1.3758 0.05427 149 108 26 15
757 Do we know anybody with a hungry lion? 1.3758 0.05170 149 105 32 12
758 What goes in, must come out, below. 1.3758 0.05752 149 112 18 19
759 See? Now she’s a ‘small pet.’ 1.3758 0.05257 149 106 30 13
760 And you thought living above the magician would be fun. 1.3758 0.05257 149 106 30 13
761 The view is a little obstructed, but it’s a sure sight better than the floor below us. 1.3750 0.04915 144 98 38 8
762 On the other hand; there’s the other end. 1.3750 0.05013 144 99 36 9
763 When the Midtown Toys 'R' Us' closed, he had nowhere else to go. 1.3741 0.04847 147 100 39 8
764 Well....you’re the one who insisted on a pet friendly building. 1.3741 0.05479 147 107 25 15
765 He only pops up on Thursdays to watch "Wild Kingdom." 1.3741 0.04750 147 99 41 7
766 Why does he always sit right in front of the TV? 1.3741 0.04942 147 101 37 9
767 We’re lucky it’s not a sperm whale. 1.3741 0.05479 147 107 25 15
768 Well I, for one, do not recall this in our rental agreement. 1.3741 0.05306 147 105 29 13
769 It made more sense when he was just a puppy... 1.3741 0.05306 147 105 29 13
770 Glad we're not in the apartment underneath. 1.3741 0.06045 147 114 11 22
771 Let's pretend it isn't there like we did with the elephant 1.3741 0.05306 147 105 29 13
772 Bronx Zoo Condominiums you said. It'll be fun living in the zoo you said......... 1.3741 0.04942 147 101 37 9
773 Organic Garbage Disposal”? Knew I should have read the fine print 1.3741 0.04942 147 101 37 9
774 Trust me. We’re better off here than in the apartment downstairs. 1.3741 0.04120 147 108 29 10
775 We feed him, but think of the poor people downstairs. 1.3741 0.05217 147 104 31 12
776 Really, we have it much better than the apartment below. 1.3741 0.05306 147 105 29 13
777 I think this might be our worst art investment yet. 1.3741 0.05479 147 107 25 15
778 She identifies herself as a chihuahua so I guess it's fine 1.3741 0.05479 147 107 25 15
779 I guess technically he is six feet away 1.3741 0.05217 147 104 31 12
780 Oh! I though you said your neighbor was RIFF-raff. 1.3741 0.05306 147 105 29 13
781 Darn - I knew I was supposed to take a left at the fork in the tunnel @ 1.3741 0.06197 147 116 7 24
782 Just when you think lockdown couldn’t get any stranger ... 1.3741 0.05217 147 104 31 12
783 Better than above us. 1.3741 0.05036 147 102 35 10
784 Why does she always do this right when we sit down to watch TV? 1.3741 0.04895 147 103 34 10
785 These virtual Zoom zoo events are really realistic. 1.3741 0.05036 147 102 35 10
786 He'll grow on you. 1.3740 0.05584 123 86 28 9
787 Well there goes our deposit" 1.3733 0.04965 150 104 36 10
788 You know, I could handle this if he'd just stop humming. 1.3733 0.05228 150 107 30 13
789 Feeding it may be our problem, but not the worst problem. 1.3725 0.05199 102 66 34 2
790 Well the cat has new places to visit now 1.3724 0.05702 145 108 20 17
791 When I rented out the basement suite he asked about pets and I said one pet was OK. 1.3724 0.04985 145 100 36 9
792 We should have asked more questions about the “pet friendly” clause. 1.3724 0.04888 145 99 38 8
793 Well, this explains what happened to the ficus. 1.3724 0.05265 145 103 30 12
794 He demanded a room with a view! 1.3724 0.06029 145 112 12 21
795 That explains the hole.... 1.3724 0.05080 145 101 34 10
796 Harold's doctor approved it as a comfort animal. 1.3724 0.04888 145 99 38 8
797 The landlord said there was some wild tenants moving in below us. 1.3724 0.03784 145 109 26 10
798 Just be happy we didn’t get the crocodile suite 1.3724 0.05265 145 103 30 12
799 These apartments are pet-friendly. 1.3724 0.05532 145 106 24 15
800 I’d rather deal with this giraffe than talk about the elephant in the room. 1.3724 0.05356 145 104 28 13
801 Still thinking wall-to-wall carpet? 1.3724 0.05444 145 105 26 14
802 At least there's no elephant in here. 1.3724 0.05080 145 101 34 10
803 Feeding it is much better than what the folks downstairs get to do. 1.3724 0.05444 145 105 26 14
804 He's never going to learn if we keep skipping over the lion scenes. 1.3724 0.05265 145 103 30 12
805 Jeff did say it's a real zoo down in 5B. 1.3724 0.05532 145 106 24 15
806 If you're going to share a giraffe, this is definitely the end you want. 1.3724 0.05174 145 102 32 11
807 Do you think he knows there's a TV downstairs? 1.3724 0.05786 145 109 18 18
808 Fortunately, we got the half that eats... 1.3724 0.05080 145 101 34 10
809 I knew there was a reason for that hole. 1.3724 0.04985 145 100 36 9
810 I hope our appointment is before his 1.3724 0.05356 145 104 28 13
811 For crying out loud, it's always a zoo down there. 1.3724 0.05174 145 102 32 11
812 Has that always been there? 1.3724 0.05080 145 101 34 10
813 Well I guess this is what we get for avoiding the elephant in the room. 1.3724 0.04888 145 99 38 8
814 It could be worse, but I don't know how. 1.3724 0.05080 145 101 34 10
815 Spectacular view of the zoo, it said. 1.3724 0.05080 145 101 34 10
816 It's usually the upstairs neighbors that are the problem. 1.3724 0.04789 145 98 40 7
817 I think an elephant would have been too much. 1.3724 0.05265 145 103 30 12
818 Honey, you said you wanted to live in the Concrete Jungle. 1.3724 0.05080 145 101 34 10
819 They warned us that the big city was a zoo... 1.3724 0.05265 145 103 30 12
820 Look at it this way - we could be living downstairs. 1.3724 0.05174 145 102 32 11
821 I told you making a commitment at a Petting Zoo was not a good idea. 1.3724 0.05080 145 101 34 10
822 I miss our old coffee table. 1.3724 0.05174 145 102 32 11
823 Well, at least we know what we are doing for the kid’s birthday party 1.3724 0.05174 145 102 32 11
824 I know, but it’s a load-bearing giraffe. 1.3724 0.05356 145 104 28 13
825 Never thought I’d reconsider my moral stance on restrictive covenants.” 1.3724 0.05174 145 102 32 11
826 2020, amiright? 1.3724 0.04985 145 100 36 9
827 This isn’t necessarily what I meant when I said that we needed something new to fill the hole in our life, but I will say it’s doing the job. 1.3724 0.04888 145 99 38 8
828 You have to admit, it really ties the room together. 1.3724 0.05174 145 102 32 11
829 The couple in the apartment downstairs asked if we could change his diet. 1.3724 0.04888 145 99 38 8
830 If you're not seeing a giraffe comming out the floor, then I don't think that couple therapy is the answer 1.3724 0.05174 145 102 32 11
831 At least he sticks his neck out for you 1.3716 0.05362 148 107 27 14
832 I mean, if it’s your emotional support animal, I guess I’m in. 1.3716 0.04915 148 102 37 9
833 I'm just gonna stick my neck out and say there's a giraffe in the room. 1.3716 0.04915 148 102 37 9
834 It broke through the grass ceiling. 1.3716 0.05276 148 106 29 13
835 The new guy downstairs did mention he worked at the zoo, but I’m not sure working at home is a good fit for him. 1.3706 0.05126 143 100 33 10
836 They did warn us about the concrete jungle. 1.3706 0.04930 143 98 37 8
837 The downstairs neighbors say it’s temporary, that he was homeless after Toys ‘R Us shutdown. 1.3706 0.05221 143 101 31 11
838 I have a bad feeling about the zoo budget cuts. 1.3706 0.05221 143 101 31 11
839 The elephant in the room was so 2019. 1.3706 0.05029 143 99 35 9
840 Should we tell the people in 3B what is about to happen down there? 1.3706 0.04829 143 97 39 7
841 This wasn't what I had in mind when he asked if we could share our Netflix. 1.3706 0.05029 143 99 35 9
842 And the strangest thing is that we are in the first floor 1.3701 0.05679 127 91 25 11
843 We got the better end of this deal. 1.3699 0.04763 146 99 40 7
844 You should have just given him the password 1.3699 0.05325 146 105 28 13
845 I would’ve given him my Netflix password but honestly this way is easier 1.3699 0.05499 146 107 24 15
846 At least we have the fun end. 1.3699 0.04763 146 99 40 7
847 It's long overdue, if you ask me, accessibility for giraffes is a real issue 1.3699 0.05235 146 104 30 12
848 Robert, we’ve talked about this, you have to knock before just popping in 1.3699 0.05052 146 102 34 10
849 The exterminator did tell me we had giraffes 1.3699 0.05052 146 102 34 10
850 The AirBnB description DID say 'Interesting view. 1.3699 0.05052 146 102 34 10
851 We’ll give him laxatives. The morons downstairs will know what we think of their heavy metal music. 1.3699 0.05585 146 108 22 16
852 I think it likes this nature program as much as we do. 1.3699 0.04957 146 101 36 9
853 At least I didn't get the other end 1.3699 0.04861 146 100 38 8
854 People would think we were crazy if they saw this; allowing a giraffe without a mask into our home” 1.3699 0.05144 146 103 32 11
855 Well, what do you expect for $4,000/month in Manhattan? 1.3699 0.04861 146 100 38 8
856 Don’t pet it, maybe it will go away. 1.3699 0.05235 146 104 30 12
857 We need to talk about the elephant in the room. 1.3696 0.05047 138 95 35 8
858 Wow. Just how long have we been self-quarantined? 1.3688 0.05270 141 100 30 11
859 So. This is the 13th floor. 1.3688 0.05270 141 100 30 11
860 It was half off. 1.3688 0.04973 141 97 36 8
861 Ok this emotional support animal thing has gotten out of control 1.3688 0.05173 141 99 32 10
862 Our ostrich isn't going to like this. 1.3688 0.05270 141 100 30 11
863 The tenants downstairs asked that we cut down on the fiber. 1.3688 0.05365 141 101 28 12
864 We had to take out the pole, but generally this old fire station has worked out well for all of us. 1.3688 0.04765 141 95 40 6
865 Well, we're better off than the guy on the floor below him. 1.3688 0.05173 141 99 32 10
866 Maybe he is looking for David Attenborough. 1.3688 0.05074 141 98 34 9
867 So your emotional support animal and your therapist actually collaborate? 1.3688 0.04973 141 97 36 8
868 Have you noticed that he only pops up at dinner time? 1.3688 0.05270 141 100 30 11
869 Dunno, going to have a look at the lease. 1.3688 0.05459 141 102 26 13
870 I water it once a week and it really doesn’t need much sun. 1.3688 0.05641 141 104 22 15
871 I'm more concerned that it is not wearing a mask 1.3688 0.05173 141 99 32 10
872 Honey, I appreciate you trying to help with my quarantine blues, but that’s not quite what I had in mind when I said ‘I miss Great Neck’ 1.3688 0.05551 141 103 24 14
873 Did we skim over this in the lease? 1.3688 0.05074 141 98 34 9
874 On the bright side it’s not cockroaches. 1.3688 0.04973 141 97 36 8
875 I told you the realtor lied when she said these were 10ft ceilings 1.3688 0.05074 141 98 34 9
876 I' really wish we had read that letter before letting her mail it to Santa. 1.3684 0.05492 133 95 27 11
877 I'll be happy when he can go back outside again. 1.3681 0.05284 144 103 29 12
878 Better than the comfort elephant 1.3676 0.04874 136 92 38 6
879 I hope you kept the receipt." 1.3669 0.05606 139 102 23 14
880 I barely moticed until we started spending more time at home. 1.3669 0.05417 139 100 27 12
881 "Just act normal." 1.3669 0.05512 139 101 25 13
882 I still think wall trophies are more practical. 1.3669 0.05120 139 97 33 9
883 We never should’ve elected a zookeeper to be president of our HOA. 1.3669 0.05221 139 98 31 10
884 The coop board should never have allowed emotional support pets. 1.3669 0.05320 139 99 29 11
885 I asked room service to send up a carafe. 1.3669 0.05417 139 100 27 12
886 Well, it's not as bad as when the upstairs people had that rhino 1.3669 0.05120 139 97 33 9
887 Our reception was way better with the rabbit ears. 1.3669 0.05606 139 102 23 14
888 Unusual fire escape but I kind of like it. 1.3669 0.05120 139 97 33 9
889 Oh, great. I always get stuck behind the tall guy. 1.3669 0.05417 139 100 27 12
890 Most people mount them on the wall. 1.3669 0.05017 139 96 35 8
891 Neckflix 1.3669 0.05221 139 98 31 10
892 We should have gone with that prewar building with the high ceilings. 1.3669 0.05320 139 99 29 11
893 Your turn to get the acacia leaves 1.3669 0.05221 139 98 31 10
894 I meant to give you a heads up. 1.3669 0.05320 139 99 29 11
895 Hey, we're not in the hospital, we're not out of work, and some people out there don't even have a quarter of a giraffe. 1.3669 0.05221 139 98 31 10
896 I know it’s not an elephant. Can we still pretend it’s not there? 1.3669 0.05221 139 98 31 10
897 Oh it says in the job ad that all are welcome to apply ! 1.3669 0.06139 139 108 11 20
898 Damn! I can't see the movie! We should have gotten front seats 1.3669 0.05417 139 100 27 12
899 I guess the elephant is off tonight 1.3669 0.04805 139 94 39 6
900 I get it, I used to live one floor down from an ostrich. 1.3669 0.05512 139 101 25 13
901 Well, at least the thumping noise stopped 1.3669 0.04805 139 94 39 6
902 It looked a lot less like a giraffe on Wayfair 1.3669 0.05221 139 98 31 10
903 Do you think it will get along with our cat? 1.3664 0.05548 131 94 26 11
904 ...I looked at the email again, and it's still not clear how we unsubscribe 1.3664 0.05332 131 92 30 9
905 We did get the better end. 1.3662 0.04843 142 97 38 7
906 We never had hyenas until he showed up. 1.3662 0.05239 142 101 30 11
907 They grow up so quick. 1.3662 0.04739 142 96 40 6
908 Oh I guess this is a ZOOmeeting. 1.3662 0.04843 142 97 38 7
909 ...and that is how the ficus died. 1.3662 0.05239 142 101 30 11
910 At least we only see this end. 1.3662 0.05239 142 101 30 11
911 If we bought that coffee table, this wouldn’t be happening 1.3662 0.05426 142 103 26 13
912 I think this quarantine is getting to everyone. 1.3650 0.05270 137 97 30 10
913 Yeah, but just keep telling yourself, "Two bedroom, river view." 1.3650 0.04846 137 93 38 6
914 NOW I KNOW WHERE THE HOUSEPLANTS WENT. 1.3650 0.05167 137 96 32 9
915 At least we get the more fun end of the digestive tract. 1.3650 0.06119 137 106 12 19
916 We’re lucky our downstairs neighbors are into composting. 1.3650 0.05270 137 97 30 10
917 The camerawork is incredible on these nature documentaries. 1.3650 0.05270 137 97 30 10
918 I told you not to put on Animal Planet 1.3650 0.05371 137 98 28 11
919 Out of Africa" is her favorite movie 1.3650 0.05167 137 96 32 9
920 Text “down scope” to the neighbors downstairs. 1.3650 0.05270 137 97 30 10
921 On the plus side, he improves our WiFi. 1.3650 0.05063 137 95 34 8
922 Yo, is it the acid kicking in or did a Toys R Us open downstairs? 1.3650 0.05063 137 95 34 8
923 We'll never get a break -- they sleep standing up! 1.3650 0.05063 137 95 34 8
924 The elephant in the room is on sabbatical. 1.3650 0.05063 137 95 34 8
925 Maybe it's time to address the giraffe in the room. 1.3650 0.05270 137 97 30 10
926 If she gets the part in Lion King do you think she could get us tickets? 1.3650 0.05167 137 96 32 9
927 He said he was really lonely, and he promises he's been social distancing. 1.3650 0.05167 137 96 32 9
928 You tell him. He's eaten every mask I gave him 1.3650 0.05270 137 97 30 10
929 If it’s not an elephant, do we have to address it? 1.3650 0.05063 137 95 34 8
930 The elephant opted for unemployment. 1.3650 0.05567 137 100 24 13
931 Well I guess even the zookeepers can work from home. 1.3650 0.05757 137 102 20 15
932 That was the only thing left from the Toys R Us liquidation sale 1.3643 0.05090 140 98 33 9
933 They grow up so quickly, don’t they? 1.3643 0.04614 140 96 38 6
934 I guess we should have read the lease more carefully. 1.3643 0.05288 140 100 29 11
935 He pops up every time we watch the Animal Planet channel. 1.3643 0.05090 140 98 33 9
936 I KNEW after we made the Johnson's get rid of their barking dog, they’d pull something like this. 1.3643 0.05090 140 98 33 9
937 Maureen... is it just me, or are downstairs parties’ getting wilder? 1.3643 0.05385 140 101 27 12
938 Good call on the giraffe head, the rest of the art in here is horrible. 1.3643 0.05090 140 98 33 9
939 we can't ignore this like the elephant 1.3643 0.05090 140 98 33 9
940 It’s a vets office downstairs 1.3643 0.04988 140 97 35 8
941 Suddenly I’m less worried about the river dancers above us 1.3636 0.05113 143 101 32 10
942 The Joneses below us asked if we would knock two times on the floor after we feed the giraffe 1.3630 0.05321 135 96 29 10
943 The couple downstairs requested we stop feeding him hot Cheetos. 1.3623 0.05339 138 99 28 11
944 That explains what happened to our acacia tree. 1.3623 0.05239 138 98 30 10
945 When the AirBnB advertised “close to the zoo”, I had no idea. 1.3623 0.05339 138 99 28 11
946 Honey, quick, give him a mask 1.3623 0.05137 138 97 32 9
947 At least we don’t have the downstairs neighbors’ view 1.3623 0.05033 138 96 34 8
948 Maybe we made the neighbors feel toooo welcome 1.3623 0.05813 138 104 18 16
949 I told you, quit sticking your neck into the neighbors business. 1.3623 0.05137 138 97 32 9
950 I suggested they get a zebra. 1.3615 0.05005 130 89 35 6
951 Remember when we thought the tap dancers in 5B would be the problem? 1.3603 0.05078 136 95 33 8
952 Crystal anniversary. You said carafe. My bad. 1.3603 0.05390 136 98 27 11
953 It starts with a ferret... 1.3603 0.05589 136 100 23 13
954 He must smell my giraffe. 1.3603 0.05685 136 101 21 14
955 You’re right. A coffee table wouldn’t work in this space. 1.3603 0.05184 136 96 31 9
956 He sticks his head in from time to time to check on our work” 1.3603 0.05685 136 101 21 14
957 Well I think the kids will like it. 1.3603 0.05078 136 95 33 8
958 Well, at least we don’t have to walk him. 1.3603 0.04970 136 94 35 7
959 At least it’s filled. That thing was a serious hazard. 1.3603 0.05184 136 96 31 9
960 There’s probably a hole in our lease too. 1.3603 0.05390 136 98 27 11
961 He says he was promised vaulted ceilings 1.3603 0.04970 136 94 35 7
962 He'll leave once Wild Kingdom is over. 1.3603 0.05184 136 96 31 9
963 Now that we've discussed the elephant in the room... 1.3603 0.04745 136 92 39 5
964 I didn’t even know we had a basement. 1.3603 0.05078 136 95 33 8
965 Now how did THAT get past the co-op board? 1.3603 0.05078 136 95 33 8
966 Maybe it’s the pandemic but I’m growing bored with Neckflix. 1.3603 0.05390 136 98 27 11
967 No wonder the lower floor was so much cheaper. 1.3603 0.04510 136 95 35 6
968 I'm glad she has more neck room,but buying that unit downstairs is gonna kill us. 1.3603 0.05685 136 101 21 14
969 He’s been clingy ever since he lost the Toys ‘R’ Us gig. 1.3603 0.05390 136 98 27 11
970 No, I said room with a zoo 1.3603 0.05288 136 97 29 10
971 You were right, she does tie the room together. 1.3603 0.05184 136 96 31 9
972 Sometimes it feels like there are three of us in this relationship 1.3603 0.05390 136 98 27 11
973 I guess it’s true - somebody’s floor IS somebody else’s ceiling! 1.3603 0.05288 136 97 29 10
974 I still can't see but I'm glad he lost the hat. 1.3603 0.05024 136 97 30 9
975 It was bad enough when the elephant moved in upstairs. 1.3582 0.05233 134 95 30 9
976 Maybe it’s some kind of pop art. 1.3582 0.05443 134 97 26 11
977 It could be worse, we could have the apartment below. 1.3582 0.05125 134 94 32 8
978 Who knew giraffes were shy? 1.3582 0.05233 134 95 30 9
979 I guess some interior designers are just ahead of their time. 1.3582 0.04901 134 92 36 6
980 They got it as a baby ! 1.3582 0.05443 134 97 26 11
981 He was so cute as a puppy... 1.3582 0.05545 134 98 24 12
982 I'm starting to think renting an apartment above a zoo wasn't such a great idea 1.3582 0.05339 134 96 28 10
983 No, it’s not you. It’s the giraffe. 1.3582 0.04901 134 92 36 6
984 He’s looking for the elephant 1.3582 0.05014 134 93 34 7
985 So, what are we watching? 1.3582 0.05233 134 95 30 9
986 This should make for an unusual Christmas card... 1.3582 0.04666 134 100 24 10
987 Looks like Pierre's back from safari. 1.3582 0.05233 134 95 30 9
988 What do you mean, the " elephant" in the room? 1.3582 0.05545 134 98 24 12
989 It's time we address the 1,800 pound question in the room: Did the cartoonist ran out of time for the paintings on the wall" 1.3582 0.05125 134 94 32 8
990 It’s part of our new open floor plan. 1.3582 0.04901 134 92 36 6
991 First, they made an exception for cats! Then they jumped to leashed dogs! Now, look!!! 1.3582 0.05443 134 97 26 11
992 I really think we need more plants. 1.3582 0.05545 134 98 24 12
993 He's hiding from Don, Jr and Eric, it's the least we can do. 1.3582 0.05744 134 100 20 14
994 This is why we can’t have nice plants. 1.3582 0.05443 134 97 26 11
995 I think an ostrich would work better in this room. 1.3582 0.04785 134 91 38 5
996 I told him he would quickly outgrow the apartment. 1.3582 0.05125 134 94 32 8
997 I preferred the fire pole 1.3582 0.05443 134 97 26 11
998 I thought we were here to talk about the elephant 1.3582 0.05125 134 94 32 8
999 I thought you said the downstairs neighbors were affable, not giraffable! 1.3582 0.05443 134 97 26 11
1000 Wait til you hear the elephants upstairs 1.3582 0.05233 134 95 30 9
1001 Well that's unexpected. Last Christmas, he totally fit under the tree. 1.3582 0.05014 134 93 34 7
1002 Let’s address the giraffe in the room 1.3582 0.05070 134 96 29 9
1003 Better than Tiger King 1.3582 0.05936 134 102 16 16
1004 Wildlife certainly are bolder with us in lockdown! “ 1.3582 0.05014 134 93 34 7
1005 Bertha! Look at me when I'm talking to you! 1.3582 0.05233 134 95 30 9
1006 It’s only fair. We’re logged into his Netflix account. 1.3582 0.04785 134 91 38 5
1007 Must be an Emotional Support giraffe 1.3582 0.02093 134 97 35 2
1008 Time to move. This building has become such a zoo. 1.3582 0.05841 134 101 18 15
1009 I’d say we got the easier half to take care of 1.3577 0.05671 123 89 24 10
1010 Read me that list of side effects again. 1.3577 0.05357 137 99 27 11
1011 I know, but it’s better than our downstairs neighbors’ view. 1.3577 0.04940 137 95 35 7
1012 I guess the zookeeper neighbor is working from home 1.3577 0.04830 137 94 37 6
1013 Just when I was getting used to the elephant. 1.3561 0.05283 132 94 29 9
1014 You see? We’re not the only ones who fell for the 15 foot ceiling baloney. 1.3561 0.05392 132 95 27 10
1015 I think we're fortunate that we only have to feed him. 1.3561 0.05060 132 92 33 7
1016 I know it's his favorite show but I still can't see the TV. 1.3561 0.05173 132 93 31 8
1017 I told you we should have chosen the house above the aquarium. 1.3561 0.05283 132 94 29 9
1018 He pays me a small fee, and its saves him buying a two story condo... 1.3561 0.05173 132 93 31 8
1019 No wonder the penthouse was so cheap! 1.3561 0.04704 132 94 31 7
1020 Nothing really surprises me anymore. 1.3561 0.04825 132 90 37 5
1021 Next time we have a lawyer review the lease. 1.3561 0.04825 132 90 37 5
1022 Well, we always wanted a neighbor who would stick his neck out for us. 1.3561 0.05283 132 94 29 9
1023 If we don't feed it, it will eventually leave. 1.3561 0.05173 132 93 31 8
1024 Oh,I thought you invited me in to share a carafe. 1.3561 0.05283 132 94 29 9
1025 I think we got the better end! 1.3561 0.05283 132 94 29 9
1026 Now do you regret getting those tiger-people kicked out? 1.3561 0.05283 132 94 29 9
1027 I'm loving this new livestream Animal Planet feature. It's like we're really there. 1.3561 0.05704 132 98 21 13
1028 Feeding him, we obviously got the better end of the deal. 1.3561 0.05602 132 97 23 12
1029 When our downstair neighbors said they were big animal lovers, I didn't know they meant BIG animals. 1.3561 0.05283 132 94 29 9
1030 I thought Toys-R-Us closed. 1.3561 0.05498 132 96 25 11
1031 How could I refuse, he offered to pay half the cable bill? 1.3561 0.05392 132 95 27 10
1032 I told you we had a bigger problem than mice. 1.3561 0.05392 132 95 27 10
1033 I told you we should have picked the place with the 16' ceilings. 1.3561 0.05392 132 95 27 10
1034 Cancel the hat rack. 1.3561 0.05060 132 92 33 7
1035 Oh, he pops up once a week to watch “Wild Planet.” 1.3561 0.05173 132 93 31 8
1036 It's usually an elephant 1.3561 0.05498 132 96 25 11
1037 Wait until you see his roommate. 1.3561 0.05283 132 94 29 9
1038 Just be thankful we have the penthouse. 1.3561 0.05283 132 94 29 9
1039 I miss having mouse problems. 1.3561 0.05392 132 95 27 10
1040 We've always dreamed of a pet we didn't have to clean up after. 1.3561 0.05602 132 97 23 12
1041 I''m getting tired of these pop-up visits! 1.3561 0.05283 132 94 29 9
1042 At least we have the end that eats. 1.3561 0.05392 132 95 27 10
1043 He belongs to my ex, but I get him on weekends”. 1.3561 0.05173 132 93 31 8
1044 I really thought it would leave if we got rid of all our house plants. 1.3561 0.04580 132 88 41 3
1045 The amount of Covid-pets is really going through the roof 1.3561 0.05904 132 100 17 15
1046 I said you should get a large "carafe" as an accent piece. 1.3561 0.05392 132 95 27 10
1047 I got the best part of the deal. My neighbor below cleans up after her. 1.3561 0.05283 132 94 29 9
1048 And you were amazed by the dolphins in Venice 1.3561 0.05805 132 99 19 14
1049 It beats the downstairs view. 1.3561 0.05392 132 95 27 10
1050 Giraffe? What giraffe? 1.3561 0.05392 132 95 27 10
1051 So this is what happens when you work from home. 1.3561 0.05173 132 93 31 8
1052 Maybe we shouldn’t have complained so much about their Rottweilers. 1.3561 0.05498 132 96 25 11
1053 Which came first? the hole or the giraffe? 1.3561 0.05173 132 93 31 8
1054 This still isn't even close the strangest part of 2020 1.3561 0.05602 132 97 23 12
1055 I know that's not the expression, but I still think we need to talk about it 1.3561 0.05704 132 98 21 13
1056 Well it’s definitely not the weirdest thing we’ve seen this week 1.3561 0.04944 132 91 35 6
1057 You could have at least knocked. 1.3561 0.05904 132 100 17 15
1058 welp, I guess the zookeeper is working from home now too. 1.3561 0.05060 132 92 33 7
1059 Just another new normal! 1.3561 0.04944 132 91 35 6
1060 ....it would be easier to just move the couch 1.3561 0.04944 132 91 35 6
1061 You SERIOUSLY can’t see what the problem is? 1.3561 0.05060 132 92 33 7
1062 The lease only said no cats or dogs 1.3561 0.05283 132 94 29 9
1063 Well at least #1B has to deal with the lower half. 1.3556 0.05610 135 100 22 13
1064 So is someone going to address the giraffe in the room? 1.3556 0.04872 135 93 36 6
1065 When we rented this place, why didn't we ask what the hole was for? 1.3556 0.04984 135 94 34 7
1066 I thought you were exaggerating when you said it sounded like a zoo downstairs. 1.3556 0.05511 135 99 24 12
1067 So that's why the rent on the upstairs in the duplex was so cheap. 1.3556 0.05201 135 96 30 9
1068 Zoom calls, giraffes- I'm so tired of guessing who is or isn't wearing pants. 1.3556 0.05804 135 102 18 15
1069 A dog would have been a better fit. 1.3554 0.05360 121 85 29 7
1070 Cheryl, where's our copy of the lease agreement? 1.3538 0.05445 130 94 26 10
1071 Do we've have any acacia leaves in the fridge? 1.3538 0.05554 130 95 24 11
1072 I said I wanted a "carafe"! 1.3538 0.05554 130 95 24 11
1073 I guess Sheila in 9A got her therapy animal approved 1.3538 0.05554 130 95 24 11
1074 I’m open to pet therapy but this will be a real stretch 1.3538 0.05106 130 91 32 7
1075 Well at least we got rid of the elephant in the room! 1.3538 0.05106 130 91 32 7
1076 I heard the view downstairs is even worse. 1.3538 0.05335 130 93 28 9
1077 This rescue animal thing has gone a little too far. 1.3538 0.04484 130 86 42 2
1078 We got the best half. 1.3538 0.05554 130 95 24 11
1079 You bet giraffe we’re moving! 1.3538 0.05335 130 93 28 9
1080 Since politely asking him to move his head isn't working, let's just move the couch so we can all see the TV. 1.3538 0.05335 130 93 28 9
1081 Now I understand why the garden apartment was so reasonably priced. 1.3538 0.05106 130 91 32 7
1082 Honey, I was thinking dog, cat, possibly canary... 1.3538 0.05445 130 94 26 10
1083 I didn't know giraffe rescue was a thing. 1.3538 0.05554 130 95 24 11
1084 The incessant cud-chewing is probably better than what they’re dealing with downstairs. 1.3538 0.04988 130 90 34 6
1085 We should have asked about the hole when we signed the lease. 1.3538 0.05554 130 95 24 11
1086 Well, he is sharing his Netflix password with me. 1.3538 0.05445 130 94 26 10
1087 Yeah, I know sharing a pet with the neighbors is weird, but I think we are definitely getting the better half of the deal. 1.3538 0.05445 130 94 26 10
1088 You wanted a quarantine pet. They were out of puppies. 1.3538 0.05222 130 92 30 8
1089 I realize that it was in the rental agreement, Elaine. I’m just saying it’s worse in person. 1.3538 0.05335 130 93 28 9
1090 Let's address the elephant in the room 1.3538 0.05222 130 92 30 8
1091 Glad it's not an elephant this time 1.3538 0.06067 130 100 14 16
1092 Are you kidding? We’re watching this at home, and somebody’s head is still in the way. 1.3538 0.05554 130 95 24 11
1093 Listen, the apartment's rent controlled. 1.3538 0.05335 130 93 28 9
1094 It’s load-bearing. 1.3538 0.05335 130 93 28 9
1095 I need to unsubscribe from Jumanji marketing 1.3534 0.05250 133 95 29 9
1096 « Barb and Dave from downstairs were finally right to buy all that toilet paper back in March, they really ARE ready for anything. » 1.3534 0.05358 133 96 27 10
1097 I thought their unit also had the high ceilings like ours. 1.3525 0.05573 122 88 25 9
1098 Just keep feeding him and be grateful we don’t live downstairs. 1.3516 0.05387 128 92 27 9
1099 So, which one of us is in the wrong meeting? 1.3516 0.05033 128 89 33 6
1100 I told you so. If we kept the lion, we wouldn’t have this problem. 1.3516 0.05154 128 90 31 7
1101 I don't know, but it was definitely not on the floor plans. 1.3516 0.05033 128 89 33 6
1102 I know zoo animals are expensive but the giraffes have gone through the roof! 1.3516 0.05500 128 93 25 10
1103 Is she ours, or theirs? 1.3516 0.05033 128 89 33 6
1104 I guess the zoologist downstairs is working from home now. 1.3516 0.05272 128 91 29 8
1105 Who's turn is it to clean up the mess downstairs? 1.3516 0.05272 128 91 29 8
1106 Look I told you it is like in the cinema. There is always this tall guy in front of you. 1.3516 0.05272 128 91 29 8
1107 Of course he did it. He won't even look me in the eye. 1.3516 0.05387 128 92 27 9
1108 Be prepared for one more- The new neighbor downstairs is a chap named NOAH! 1.3516 0.05272 128 91 29 8
1109 Just be happy we got the end that eats! 1.3516 0.05611 128 94 23 11
1110 We need to start going to those HOA meetings. 1.3516 0.05272 128 91 29 8
1111 I’d like to say I’m surprised and that this shouldn’t be happening but after all it’s still 2020 1.3516 0.05272 128 91 29 8
1112 I didn’t realize this is what the nature fundraiser meant when it said ‘Your contribution will go towards the sponsorship of a wild animal in need.’ 1.3516 0.05272 128 91 29 8
1113 Maybe we should stop encroaching on animal habitats. 1.3516 0.05272 128 91 29 8
1114 At least someone’s sticking their neck out for me. 1.3516 0.04449 128 92 30 6
1115 Honestly, nothing surprises me anymore. 1.3516 0.05154 128 90 31 7
1116 Maybe it's time to move to a leafy suburb. 1.3511 0.05410 131 95 26 10
1117 I think it's a service giraffe. 1.3511 0.05074 131 92 32 7
1118 I told you our downstairs neighbors were animals. 1.3492 0.05323 126 90 28 8
1119 You sure those were truffles? 1.3492 0.05557 126 92 24 10
1120 Listen - when they said at-home safari, I thought it was virtual. 1.3492 0.05079 126 88 32 6
1121 I'm just glad we didn't take the apartment downstairs. 1.3488 0.05001 129 90 33 6
1122 Just be glad we don't live one floor lower. 1.3488 0.05238 129 92 29 8
1123 You don't know the half of it! 1.3488 0.05121 129 91 31 7
1124 That’s what we need — someone who breaks through the glass ceiling and sticks their neck out. 1.3488 0.05682 129 96 21 12
1125 Wow these graphics are excellent. 1.3471 0.04939 121 83 34 4
1126 I've heard of the elephant in the room but this is ridiculous 1.3468 0.05127 124 87 31 6
1127 It's either tenant harassment or a quarantine hallucination. 1.3468 0.05377 124 89 27 8
1128 Apparently there zoo keeper is working from home. 1.3468 0.05377 124 89 27 8
1129 Oh, this is a stretch. 1.3468 0.04997 124 86 33 5
1130 We've reached an agreement. I take care of the top half and they take care of the bottom half. 1.3468 0.05253 124 88 29 7
1131 I thought she wanted us to keep an eye on her roommate, not her ruminant. 1.3468 0.05497 124 90 25 9
1132 Next year let's go with the traditional safari option. 1.3468 0.05731 124 92 21 11
1133 when they bought him- he was just a puppy 1.3468 0.05731 124 92 21 11
1134 Why aren’t we talking about the elephant in the other room? 1.3468 0.05731 124 92 21 11
1135 What was i supposed to say? It's his HBO account! 1.3468 0.05377 124 94 19 11
1136 So... How are you settling in downstairs? 1.3468 0.04864 124 85 35 4
1137 That reminds me, we’re out of nectarines 1.3468 0.05377 124 89 27 8
1138 If you look behind you, you can see humans in their natural habitat. It's fascinating! 1.3468 0.05615 124 91 23 10
1139 Serves us right for thinking a rent in Manhattan could be this cheap. 1.3468 0.05127 124 87 31 6
1140 they were out of elephants... 1.3468 0.05377 124 89 27 8
1141 No, we’re not changing the channel so you can watch animal planet, Steve. 1.3465 0.05705 101 71 25 5
1142 I spy something dappled. 1.3465 0.04921 127 88 34 5
1143 Now will you talk to your brother about his online shopping problem? 1.3462 0.06075 104 76 20 8
1144 Maybe making friends with the zoo keeper downstairs was a big mistake. 1.3444 0.05733 90 62 25 3
1145 The zoo's lawyer really stuck it to us over the air rights. 1.3443 0.04907 122 84 34 4
1146 I believe it’s your turn to clean the basement. 1.3443 0.05675 122 90 22 10
1147 So that’s what the hole is for 1.3443 0.05431 122 88 26 8
1148 Down in front. I’m trying to watch the Nature Channel. 1.3443 0.05431 122 88 26 8
1149 I just asked for carafe 1.3443 0.05675 122 90 22 10
1150 Maybe so, but it's not as ostentatious as buying books we never read. 1.3443 0.05431 122 88 26 8
1151 Say what you will, we still got the better end of the deal. 1.3443 0.05175 122 86 30 6
1152 Is this why the realtor told us not to move the couch? 1.3443 0.05675 122 90 22 10
1153 I wondered why this apartment was so cheap. 1.3443 0.05043 122 85 32 5
1154 His name is Bill and he lives downstairs and I already told him there are no Acacia trees here. 1.3443 0.05305 122 87 28 7
1155 Is this the acid kicking in or is it still 2020? 1.3443 0.05305 122 87 28 7
1156 Yes, the daily feeding is time consuming, but nothing compared to the guy downstairs work load 1.3443 0.05305 122 87 28 7
1157 I know, but it's his Favorite Show 1.3443 0.05554 122 89 24 9
1158 Frankly, I'm glad we're taking care of this half. 1.3443 0.05431 122 88 26 8
1159 We’re lucky we don’t live below it. 1.3443 0.05431 122 88 26 8
1160 Well, it's a lot better than his head always thumping on the ceiling. 1.3443 0.05305 122 87 28 7
1161 I Said Carafe, NOT Giraffe! 1.3443 0.05305 122 87 28 7
1162 It was either this or a ground floor apartment with a hippo. 1.3443 0.05241 122 89 25 8
1163 Jane, you absolutely must give me the name of your decorator. 1.3443 0.05431 122 88 26 8
1164 I know you liked the coffee table, but I think he'll grow on you. 1.3443 0.05793 122 91 20 11
1165 I think you need to work on learning how to say 'no', even when it's the nice neighbor downstairs. 1.3443 0.05675 122 90 22 10
1166 OK, I gotta admit, when you invited me over for some 'necking', I really thought you had something else in mind. 1.3443 0.05305 122 87 28 7
1167 "At least we're better off than our downstairs neighbors." 1.3443 0.05305 122 87 28 7
1168 I spotted him also. 1.3443 0.05554 122 89 24 9
1169 I told you pet adoptions were through the roof 1.3443 0.05431 122 88 26 8
1170 Are we ever going to address the giraffe in the floor? 1.3443 0.05043 122 85 32 5
1171 Unfortunately he’s load-bearing. 1.3443 0.05431 122 88 26 8
1172 Hey, look at me when I’m talking to you. 1.3443 0.05554 122 89 24 9
1173 That exhibit downstairs makes much more sense now 1.3443 0.05554 122 89 24 9
1174 Nobody thought I’d find a 1-bedroom so close to the zoo in my price range. 1.3443 0.05431 122 88 26 8
1175 I told you not to pick mushrooms in Central Park 1.3443 0.04622 122 82 38 2
1176 We knew this would happen sooner or later. 1.3443 0.05554 122 89 24 9
1177 It’s rent stabilized and has a balcony. 1.3443 0.05431 122 88 26 8
1178 I guess she broke through the grass ceiling 1.3443 0.05909 122 92 18 12
1179 Can’t find it in me to be surprised anymore. 1.3443 0.05043 122 85 32 5
1180 At least it doesn’t bark. 1.3440 0.05341 125 90 27 8
1181 It’s only for a year. 1.3440 0.05341 125 90 27 8
1182 I guess they waived the size limit on comfort animals due to the pandemic. 1.3440 0.05218 125 89 29 7
1183 He does this every time we watch the leafs game 1.3440 0.05691 125 93 21 11
1184 Its definitely 2020 1.3440 0.05093 125 88 31 6
1185 So, are we going to talk about the elephant in the room? 1.3419 0.05314 117 83 28 6
1186 I think he's looking for giraffic park" ? 1.3419 0.05173 117 82 30 5
1187 I have an irresistible urge, to grab its antlers and ride it like a horse. 1.3417 0.06535 120 96 7 17
1188 That’s sticking your neck out. 1.3417 0.05736 120 89 21 10
1189 When you told me your neighbor's apartment was a zoo, I thought you meant they were noisy. 1.3417 0.05487 120 87 25 8
1190 You know when they asked did we mind them having pets in the apartment below us.....maybe we should have said yes..... 1.3417 0.05613 120 88 23 9
1191 This neighborhood is becoming a zoo. 1.3417 0.05225 120 85 29 6
1192 She instantly pops up every time savanna is mentioned on tv 1.3417 0.05613 120 88 23 9
1193 Let him be, this is his favorite show. 1.3417 0.05225 120 85 29 6
1194 The worst part is the elephants above us. 1.3417 0.05225 120 85 29 6
1195 You're the one who wanted to live above a toy store 1.3417 0.05613 120 88 23 9
1196 How do you say "Down in front!" in Giraffe? 1.3417 0.05487 120 87 25 8
1197 They aren't common in this neck of the woods. 1.3417 0.05225 120 85 29 6
1198 Wanna neck? 1.3417 0.04950 120 83 33 4
1199 Nothing screams très chic quite like this. 1.3417 0.05613 120 88 23 9
1200 I think they're only trying to get back at us for the ostrich. 1.3417 0.05358 120 86 27 7
1201 Is this what you understood when Jack downstairs asked us to watch his pet? 1.3417 0.05225 120 85 29 6
1202 We have to feed him, yes, but hey - they have cleanup duty downstairs." 1.3417 0.05292 120 88 24 8
1203 'Can't we keep him?' you said. 'He's so cute!' you said. 1.3417 0.05736 120 89 21 10
1204 Go on Craigslist, type 'throw rug' in the search bar. If nothing you like comes up, try 'chainsaw'. 1.3417 0.05487 120 87 25 8
1205 Now they can’t complain about our hippo. 1.3417 0.05613 120 88 23 9
1206 At first it bothered me, but $2,000 for a Manhattan apartment with a view, I can live with it. Though I may have to move the TV. 1.3417 0.05358 120 86 27 7
1207 You never noticed that the pet store had a cathedral ceiling? 1.3417 0.05797 120 92 16 12
1208 Down in front Melvin. 1.3417 0.05487 120 87 25 8
1209 Well, that explains what happened to your acacia plant. 1.3417 0.05613 120 88 23 9
1210 You would think that the worst part is that i can't see the TV ,but the smell is really awful. 1.3417 0.05358 120 86 27 7
1211 Now the exhibit downstairs makes more sense to me. 1.3417 0.05736 120 89 21 10
1212 I always thought it was an elephant in the room. 1.3417 0.02774 120 96 17 7
1213 Yes it adds something. 1.3417 0.05225 120 85 29 6
1214 No, it’s the ostrich that buries its head. 1.3417 0.05225 120 85 29 6
1215 On the plus side, she does have beautiful eyelashes. 1.3417 0.05225 120 85 29 6
1216 I hope he likes kale. 1.3417 0.05976 120 91 17 12
1217 I told you she was uneasy about staying alone in the car 1.3417 0.05736 120 89 21 10
1218 So, that’s what happened to the house plants.” 1.3417 0.05487 120 87 25 8
1219 Did you really mean giraffe when you said we need to talk about the elephant in the room? 1.3417 0.04879 120 90 22 8
1220 Do you have to bring your spirit animal to our couple’s therapy” 1.3417 0.05613 120 88 23 9
1221 He’s subletting that space. 1.3417 0.05487 120 87 25 8
1222 Can't sit down with you for two minutes without someone butting their heads in on us. 1.3417 0.05613 120 88 23 9
1223 Oh that reminds me - don't use the downstairs bathroom. 1.3417 0.05736 120 89 21 10
1224 I’d kind of like to see how his other half lives.” 1.3417 0.05358 120 86 27 7
1225 We were here before him. 1.3417 0.03346 120 91 24 5
1226 We’ll need to buy a tree. 1.3417 0.05358 120 86 27 7
1227 Looks like we got the good end.. 1.3417 0.05090 120 84 31 5
1228 I thought the co-op board turned down Noah’s application 1.3417 0.05358 120 86 27 7
1229 The homeschool downstairs is having a field trip. 1.3417 0.05613 120 88 23 9
1230 Fred should have taken her back to the zoo before the virus lock down... 1.3417 0.05736 120 89 21 10
1231 I don't mind that so much as the hole in the upstairs elephant floor. 1.3417 0.05292 120 88 24 8
1232 It was either this or the apartment beneath it. 1.3417 0.05358 120 86 27 7
1233 By far, head and neck above the others we had. 1.3417 0.05487 120 87 25 8
1234 The ad said "Peek-a-boo view of the zoo". 1.3417 0.05487 120 87 25 8
1235 So that's what that hole was for. 1.3417 0.05675 120 91 18 11
1236 I'm loving this pet share thing. 1.3417 0.05487 120 87 25 8
1237 Agreed he’s intrusive - but wait until you hear his infectious laugh. 1.3417 0.05225 120 85 29 6
1238 This is not what I pictured when you said this apartment was in an up and coming neighborhood. 1.3417 0.05358 120 86 27 7
1239 Down, periscope. 1.3417 0.05736 120 89 21 10
1240 Well at least all we have to do is feed her. 1.3417 0.05358 120 86 27 7
1241 Yes, it's wrong on so many levels, but this place is head and shoulders above anything else available. 1.3417 0.05736 120 89 21 10
1242 At least we have the cute half. 1.3417 0.05225 120 85 29 6
1243 I think we need to address the giraffe in the room. 1.3417 0.05090 120 84 31 5
1244 Somehow he imagines he's safe from the lion now. 1.3417 0.05358 120 86 27 7
1245 There goes my putting practice. 1.3417 0.05358 120 86 27 7
1246 So what happened to just banging on the ceiling? 1.3417 0.05358 120 86 27 7
1247 It's been a zoo around here lately 1.3417 0.05358 120 86 27 7
1248 When they said it was a pet-friendly building, I never expected this. 1.3417 0.05487 120 87 25 8
1249 I think we got the better half. 1.3417 0.05358 120 86 27 7
1250 It cost a little extra to get the top half, but it's totally worth it. 1.3417 0.05857 120 90 19 11
1251 She is sitting down 1.3417 0.05358 120 86 27 7
1252 Honey, I thought we agreed to microdose. 1.3417 0.05736 120 89 21 10
1253 Why did we put the TV in front of the giraffe hole? 1.3417 0.05487 120 87 25 8
1254 Why do I always get the one with the long neck in front of me 1.3417 0.05736 120 89 21 10
1255 He was cuter as a puppy. 1.3417 0.04950 120 83 33 4
1256 I heard the couple below us stopped watching T.V. 1.3417 0.05736 120 89 21 10
1257 Do you remember what the condo regs say about pets? 1.3417 0.05090 120 84 31 5
1258 Honey...aren’t we on the 32nd floor? 1.3417 0.05613 120 88 23 9
1259 This takes pop-ups to a whole new level. 1.3417 0.05358 120 86 27 7
1260 So this is what they meant when they said they´re delivering the safari experience during the lockdown. 1.3417 0.04950 120 83 33 4
1261 It's only Wednesdays when he watches Nature. 1.3417 0.05613 120 88 23 9
1262 Should we ask him to put on a mask" 1.3417 0.06317 120 94 11 15
1263 Dude. Move. I can't see the TV. 1.3417 0.05613 120 88 23 9
1264 Well, this takes breaking the glass ceiling to a new level. 1.3417 0.05225 120 85 29 6
1265 Well, that explains the hole in the floor. 1.3417 0.05487 120 87 25 8
1266 Finally, the mystery of the hole is solved." 1.3417 0.05613 120 88 23 9
1267 Well, the real estate people did warn us that the downstairs neighbors were animals. 1.3417 0.05736 120 89 21 10
1268 I’m already wishing we’d gotten a dog instead. 1.3417 0.05736 120 89 21 10
1269 He is adorable, but can he control the remote? 1.3417 0.04950 120 83 33 4
1270 Can we talk about the elephant in the other room? 1.3417 0.05613 120 88 23 9
1271 Still, we're better off than the apartment downstairs... 1.3417 0.05158 120 87 26 7
1272 So this is the elephant in the room 1.3417 0.05358 120 86 27 7
1273 Are the neighbors warming up to your emotional support choice yet? 1.3417 0.05090 120 84 31 5
1274 Wow, it use to be the elephant in the room, pandemics changed everything, 1.3417 0.05358 120 86 27 7
1275 Oh great, the kids downstairs are watching Dr Doolittle in 3D again. 1.3417 0.05487 120 87 25 8
1276 Just be glad we don't live on the ground floor. 1.3417 0.05613 120 88 23 9
1277 I'm still happy the pythons moved out. 1.3417 0.05736 120 89 21 10
1278 I told the downstairs neighbors to pop in anytime. 1.3417 0.05225 120 85 29 6
1279 She was tiny when this lockdown began. 1.3417 0.05613 120 88 23 9
1280 A pop-up...zoo? 1.3417 0.05225 120 85 29 6
1281 Luxury Condos over the zoo sounded like a good idea 1.3417 0.05358 120 86 27 7
1282 They did say it was an open floor plan. 1.3417 0.05225 120 85 29 6
1283 I must have clicked stay-at-home safari. 1.3417 0.05487 120 87 25 8
1284 I think we should talk about the giraffe in the room. 1.3417 0.05358 120 86 27 7
1285 I sure pity the people in the apartment below us. 1.3417 0.05613 120 88 23 9
1286 They couldn't just get a COVID dog like everybody else? 1.3417 0.05613 120 88 23 9
1287 Really?! We haven’t finished talking about the elephant in the room. 1.3417 0.05613 120 88 23 9
1288 Does this mean all of us must now start wearing masks at home? 1.3417 0.06317 120 94 11 15
1289 The next apartment we rent, remind me to read the lease before signing it. 1.3417 0.05358 120 86 27 7
1290 Your penchant for weird art has gone too far. 1.3417 0.05225 120 85 29 6
1291 At least it’s quieter than when they lived in the flat above us 1.3417 0.05976 120 91 17 12
1292 Ok, you were right— put the area rug back! 1.3417 0.05487 120 87 25 8
1293 What neck of the woods is he from? 1.3417 0.05225 120 85 29 6
1294 It’s a load-bearing artiodactyl. 1.3417 0.05613 120 88 23 9
1295 So where did you say you met this Noah fella? 1.3417 0.05090 120 84 31 5
1296 subletting was the only way to afford the central park view. 1.3417 0.05487 120 87 25 8
1297 Still better than living in the apartment below him. 1.3417 0.05225 120 85 29 6
1298 Shh, I’m watching the big game 1.3417 0.05613 120 88 23 9
1299 At least he's quieter than the ostrich from the 3rd floor. 1.3417 0.05090 120 84 31 5
1300 I guess we’re neck deep in African decor dear 1.3417 0.05487 120 87 25 8
1301 Well I guess the neighbor wasn’t knocking with a broom after all 1.3417 0.05090 120 84 31 5
1302 Hey- six feet, buddy. 1.3417 0.05613 120 88 23 9
1303 This isn’t what I meant when I said I wanted things to be more exotic in the bedroom 1.3417 0.05225 120 85 29 6
1304 boy those mushrooms live up to their reputation 1.3417 0.05613 120 88 23 9
1305 It’s a Saturday night. What do you say we feed her some beans? 1.3417 0.05613 120 88 23 9
1306 And they say in New York you never get to meet your neighbors 1.3417 0.05358 120 86 27 7
1307 Oh, I thought it was an elephant in the room. 1.3417 0.05613 120 88 23 9
1308 Omg Karen, yes giraffe lives matter too, that isn’t the issue! 1.3417 0.05225 120 85 29 6
1309 I knew we should’ve read that duplex clause. 1.3417 0.06206 120 93 13 14
1310 Well, it is a conversation piece. 1.3417 0.04659 120 86 29 5
1311 I guess the person downstairs felt like the elephant in the room was too passè 1.3417 0.05225 120 85 29 6
1312 I am going to downgrade this property on Airbnb 1.3417 0.05487 120 87 25 8
1313 She said she would pop in sometime today. 1.3417 0.05736 120 89 21 10
1314 Whatever...it’s 2020 1.3417 0.05613 120 88 23 9
1315 Well, he IS in our bubble 1.3417 0.05358 120 86 27 7
1316 How many edibles did we eat? 1.3417 0.05613 120 88 23 9
1317 Well, it certainly looks like the one in the picture, although this one’s a bit larger. 1.3417 0.05225 120 85 29 6
1318 we should introduce ourselves to the new downstairs neighbors 1.3417 0.05358 120 86 27 7
1319 It’s not perfect but it beats quarantine with your parents 1.3417 0.05090 120 84 31 5
1320 The elephant is in quarantine. 1.3417 0.05090 120 84 31 5
1321 When you asked how I felt about long necks, I assumed we were getting beer. 1.3417 0.05736 120 89 21 10
1322 The new normal 1.3417 0.05090 120 84 31 5
1323 I don't see a thing and neither do you. 1.3417 0.05090 120 89 23 8
1324 Over the phone it sounded like the broker said ‘there’s a draft’, but I don’t think we can fix this with a sweater 1.3417 0.05090 120 84 31 5
1325 At least we’re not downstairs 1.3417 0.05487 120 87 25 8
1326 I say this IS the better half Susan. 1.3417 0.05358 120 86 27 7
1327 I know. I know. He’s been looking for a job for months...but there isn’t much out there for a former Toy Store mascot. 1.3417 0.05613 120 88 23 9
1328 I still feel a mask would be appropriate. 1.3415 0.05867 123 93 18 12
1329 The condo board will have something to say. 1.3415 0.03230 123 95 22 6
1330 Maybe we should buy some plants. 1.3415 0.05394 123 89 26 8
1331 It could be worse, at least we’re not on the ground floor. 1.3415 0.05269 123 88 28 7
1332 Guess you're not the Biggest Pain in the Neck after all. 1.3415 0.05516 123 90 24 9
1333 Well, at least we got the head. 1.3415 0.05269 123 88 28 7
1334 Hey, we’ve moved up! We got the eating end this time! 1.3415 0.05010 123 86 32 5
1335 I'm rethinking my statement, "I'll put up with anything to live in this city." 1.3415 0.05636 123 91 22 10
1336 I knew you’d hate the paintings. 1.3415 0.05394 123 89 26 8
1337 At least on this floor we only have to feed it. 1.3415 0.04875 123 85 34 4
1338 The good news is that he'll chip in on rent. 1.3415 0.05010 123 86 32 5
1339 So the deal is we feed it and the Joneses empty it. 1.3391 0.05368 115 82 27 6
1340 This explains the giraffe penis downstairs. 1.3390 0.06280 118 92 12 14
1341 You're the one who complained about having to go down two floors to feed him when they're away. 1.3390 0.05923 118 89 18 11
1342 This is one of the drawbacks of living above a pet store. 1.3390 0.04847 118 81 34 3
1343 I think we've let being good neighbors go a bit too far. 1.3390 0.05674 118 87 22 9
1344 You know, I would have given you our Netflix password if you had just asked. 1.3390 0.05923 118 89 18 11
1345 I switch it from Animal Planet when they walk him. 1.3390 0.05544 118 86 24 8
1346 The PE Behind the New 'Toys-R-Us' Just Moved In Downstairs. 1.3390 0.06280 118 92 12 14
1347 I never understood what they meant by concrete jungle.. 1.3390 0.05412 118 85 26 7
1348 I guess high ceilings are relative 1.3390 0.04847 118 81 34 3
1349 I knew he worked at the Zoo . . . but . . . do you think he's now working at home???? 1.3390 0.05674 118 87 22 9
1350 Tell me again how you got the HOA to approve this. 1.3390 0.05277 118 84 28 6
1351 What a break. We are on the right end. 1.3390 0.04995 118 82 32 4
1352 We only feed it. We could be on the floor below. 1.3390 0.05544 118 86 24 8
1353 I told you that hole was there for a reason. 1.3390 0.05544 118 86 24 8
1354 I told you not to get the apartment above the Pet Shop 1.3390 0.05277 118 84 28 6
1355 We should've just gotten a fish... 1.3390 0.05138 118 83 30 5
1356 How do you think Eileen downstairs is doing getting the stains out of her carpet? 1.3390 0.05412 118 85 26 7
1357 Spotted lives matter 1.3390 0.05674 118 87 22 9
1358 The downstairs neighbor said she was expecting a tall order. 1.3390 0.05544 118 86 24 8
1359 Glad they got rid of the T. Rex. 1.3390 0.05544 118 86 24 8
1360 That zoo keeper must be working from home. 1.3390 0.04995 118 82 32 4
1361 This is why you read the fine print. 1.3390 0.05138 118 83 30 5
1362 Can we address the elephant in the room? The giraffe is blocking the TV. 1.3390 0.05674 118 87 22 9
1363 I said let’s go with the 25 foot ceilings! 1.3390 0.05674 118 87 22 9
1364 At least it’s not a white elephant 1.3390 0.05800 118 88 20 10
1365 Is that a GIF? 1.3390 0.05923 118 89 18 11
1366 Nothing to see here! 1.3390 0.05277 118 84 28 6
1367 Get your own damn TV, Jerry. 1.3390 0.05544 118 86 24 8
1368 Yeah but it’s not an elephant. 1.3390 0.05923 118 89 18 11
1369 This apartment was subdivided from a Toys-R-Us that went out of business, and Geoffrey never got a new job. 1.3390 0.05544 118 86 24 8
1370 Guess the neighbours took it a bit too literally when we said we wanted a heads up if they were having visitors 1.3390 0.05800 118 88 20 10
1371 We are using his WiFi. I guess it’s only fair. 1.3390 0.04995 118 82 32 4
1372 It’s called modern art. 1.3390 0.05544 118 86 24 8
1373 I guess I misheard the downstairs neighbors when they told me about the new carafe for their apartment. 1.3388 0.05449 121 88 25 8
1374 ‘I’m afraid the master bedroom is downstairs.’ 1.3388 0.05055 121 85 31 5
1375 Well, I guess we're watching 'The Lion King' AGAIN! 1.3388 0.05190 121 86 29 6
1376 "Apparently it wasn't the under watering that killed the plants." 1.3388 0.05321 121 87 27 7
1377 I hate the therapist's waiting room, everyone think's their problems are bigger than mine. 1.3388 0.05574 121 89 23 9
1378 I thought it would liven up the room. 1.3388 0.05055 121 85 31 5
1379 The perils of living in the apartment over Toys R Us. 1.3388 0.05321 121 87 27 7
1380 I always choose the worst seat at movies. 1.3388 0.05321 121 87 27 7
1381 Apparently he's an emotional support animal for the guy in 534. 1.3388 0.05321 121 87 27 7
1382 Concierge service is spotty these days: I ordered a silver carafe for coffee, and got a little giraffe from Mali. 1.3388 0.05449 121 88 25 8
1383 Could we at least watch CNN instead of Animal Planet tonight? 1.3388 0.04917 121 84 33 4
1384 Hmmm. I guess that's why there was a little rug and coffee table there when they showed me the apartment. 1.3388 0.05449 121 88 25 8
1385 Could have been worse. We could have gotten the other end. 1.3388 0.05321 121 87 27 7
1386 Yes, I checked. It’s in the lease. 1.3388 0.05055 121 85 31 5
1387 The surveillance state is getting ridiculous 1.3388 0.05696 121 90 21 10
1388 It was either this or no closet space. 1.3388 0.05190 121 86 29 6
1389 Well, we have it better than our neighbors downstairs. 1.3388 0.05816 121 91 19 11
1390 This whole quarantine pet adoption thing has gone too far. 1.3388 0.05055 121 85 31 5
1391 These fake service animals are really getting out of hand 1.3388 0.04775 121 88 27 6
1392 It really ties the room together. 1.3364 0.05816 110 81 21 8
1393 I’m just saying he should also help with rent 1.3364 0.05671 110 80 23 7
1394 It's your turn to walk Spot. 1.3362 0.05736 116 86 21 9
1395 I told the coop board we should buy the air rights. 1.3362 0.06115 116 89 15 12
1396 Well, I must say I prefer her to the elephant we usually have in the room. 1.3362 0.05329 116 83 27 6
1397 I told you so, pets are allowed. 1.3362 0.05187 116 82 29 5
1398 Yeah, but we're saving a ton in rent. 1.3362 0.05468 116 84 25 7
1399 I thought the downstairs hole would be enough! 1.3362 0.06356 116 91 11 14
1400 We should have expected this to happen with a landlord named Noah." 1.3362 0.05736 116 86 21 9
1401 It’s a zoo down there! 1.3362 0.05468 116 84 25 7
1402 They reopened the zoo, so he decided to shelter at home with the keeper instead 1.3362 0.05468 116 84 25 7
1403 I told you not to feed it, now we'll never get rid of it. 1.3362 0.05329 116 83 27 6
1404 Either we move to the den, or we do like last night -- you push her head down and I move the sofa. Which is it?" 1.3362 0.05865 116 87 19 10
1405 Look on the bright side. We could be living below them. 1.3362 0.05468 116 84 25 7
1406 I'll take feeding him over the neighbor's chore downstairs 1.3362 0.05329 116 83 27 6
1407 I hope Toys 'R Us gets back into business. 1.3362 0.05604 116 85 23 8
1408 It could be worse — the Johnsons have a hippo’s butt sticking out of their wall. 1.3362 0.05604 116 85 23 8
1409 This is the second time this week she's left him. 1.3362 0.05329 116 83 27 6
1410 I guess we're just going to have to get used to living with this new normal. 1.3362 0.04889 116 80 33 3
1411 Who knew the zoo has a social distancing policy as well? 1.3362 0.05736 116 86 21 9
1412 Well, other than that, they're really good neighbors. 1.3362 0.05187 116 82 29 5
1413 It beats having an elephant. 1.3362 0.06115 116 89 15 12
1414 Whoa! How many cookies did I eat?" 1.3362 0.05736 116 86 21 9
1415 Do you see that too? Or is it the LSD? 1.3362 0.05865 116 87 19 10
1416 I hope to find out how the other half lives 1.3362 0.05259 116 85 24 7
1417 Amazing, huh? They have the same number of vertebrae in their necks as us. 1.3362 0.05736 116 86 21 9
1418 I think I prefer the elephant. 1.3362 0.05468 116 84 25 7
1419 Do you suppose we can teach him to sit? 1.3362 0.05604 116 85 23 8
1420 I just don’t think it works as a coffee table, that’s all l’m saying, geeze! 1.3362 0.05865 116 87 19 10
1421 You could look at me when I'm talking to you... 1.3362 0.05187 116 82 29 5
1422 I had a hole in my life and she filled it. 1.3362 0.05187 116 82 29 5
1423 When the “miniature giraffe” you adopted keeps growing. 1.3362 0.05604 116 85 23 8
1424 We really need to align our definitions of necking. 1.3362 0.05329 116 83 27 6
1425 I knew that Noah guy would be an annoying neighbor. 1.3362 0.05468 116 84 25 7
1426 I always tell you that the details ARE important, Brenda 1.3362 0.05468 116 84 25 7
1427 Don’t look so shocked dear, you knew this place was a zoo when we signed the lease. 1.3362 0.05991 116 88 17 11
1428 He said it was high art. 1.3362 0.06356 116 91 11 14
1429 She was supposed to just stop by for coffee and now we’re quarantined 1.3362 0.05468 116 84 25 7
1430 No mask. Not social distancing. We better tell him we've been exposed & are quarantining. 1.3362 0.06473 116 92 9 15
1431 For rent: 1br/1 ba. Great location, skyline view. Friendly neighbor likes to poke his head in. 1.3362 0.05187 116 87 21 8
1432 No one told me necking was allowed in the waiting room. 1.3362 0.05604 116 85 23 8
1433 You know those YouTube videos where a guy thinks he’s rescuing a stray dog and it turns out to be a wolf? Well, funny story.... 1.3362 0.05468 116 84 25 7
1434 Still, I prefer having this end. 1.3362 0.05468 116 84 25 7
1435 Gerald, turn around and check out my quarantine goatee. 1.3362 0.06237 116 90 13 13
1436 At some point, we really should discuss this with the people downstairs. 1.3361 0.05240 119 85 28 6
1437 I told you that hole would come in handy... 1.3361 0.05102 119 84 30 5
1438 Dude, these drugs they gave me are definitely kicking in! 1.3361 0.05102 119 84 30 5
1439 I finally realised why this downtown apartment was so inexpensive. 1.3361 0.05240 119 85 28 6
1440 So much for being accommodating neighbors. 1.3361 0.04961 119 83 32 4
1441 I feel like this giraffe understands Westworld better than us 1.3361 0.05633 119 88 22 9
1442 I’ve had it up to here with this guy 1.3361 0.05240 119 85 28 6
1443 Isn’t this the basement? 1.3361 0.05240 119 85 28 6
1444 All this to watch Tiger King? 1.3361 0.05891 122 93 17 12
1445 I start feeling sorry for us until I think of what the apartment below must look like. 1.3333 0.05664 114 84 22 8
1446 Hey, we may have to feed it, but downstairs they have to clean up the droppings. 1.3333 0.05150 117 83 29 5
1447 If she turns around, act, don't gasp. Matilda is sensitive about her height. 1.3333 0.05526 114 83 24 7
1448 Shit! Can you imagine being at the bottom floor? 1.3333 0.06554 114 91 8 15
1449 We better be careful. It could be a Trojan giraffe. 1.3333 0.05664 114 84 22 8
1450 I think my downstairs neighbor is giving me a heads up. 1.3333 0.05822 117 88 19 10
1451 I got tired of the thumping. 1.3333 0.05291 117 84 27 6
1452 Okay, let's go over it one more time. You'll say, "Hey, is that a penny?!" and I'll move the couch... 1.3333 0.05563 117 86 23 8
1453 I guess the elephant’s on vacation. 1.3333 0.05291 117 84 27 6
1454 The unit with the top half was more, but I figured it was worth it. 1.3333 0.05237 114 81 28 5
1455 I said there wasn’t enough room in this apartment, not ruminants. 1.3333 0.05563 117 86 23 8
1456 We really should rethink our open floor policy. 1.3333 0.05526 114 83 24 7
1457 Well..looked much smaller in its profile picture 1.3333 0.06313 114 89 12 13
1458 Look darling, nature is slowly creeping back into our lives. 1.3333 0.05664 114 84 22 8
1459 We were first thinking coffee table but then went for the coat rack. 1.3333 0.05237 114 81 28 5
1460 Remember, our issues stay out of the bedroom. 1.3333 0.05800 114 85 20 9
1461 That's the downside of these Trump Tower apartments--the ceilings aren't as high as advertised. 1.3304 0.05485 115 84 24 7
1462 Do you want to talk about the Girafe in the room? 1.3304 0.05439 112 81 25 6
1463 Our Realtor sucks. 1.3304 0.05727 112 83 21 8
1464 Renting out some space to our downstairs neighbor really helps offset our rent. 1.3304 0.05439 112 81 25 6
1465 Where there's a will, there's a way. 1.3304 0.06391 112 88 11 13
1466 To almost everyone's suprise, they took the Yorkville studio-with-giraffe instead of the one-bedroom-with-wildebeest downtown, saying that proximity to the subway was the deciding factor. 1.3304 0.05585 112 82 23 7
1467 Usually,it's the elephant in the room. 1.3304 0.05439 112 81 25 6
1468 I knew it ! This IS a giraffe-friendly building. 1.3304 0.05727 112 83 21 8
1469 Oh, this is much better than the downstairs couch. 1.3304 0.05439 112 81 25 6
1470 They want us switch her back to the dry food. 1.3304 0.05585 112 82 23 7
1471 It's a good deal. We have to feed him, but downstairs has to clean up the mess. 1.3304 0.05585 112 82 23 7
1472 We sold the air rights. 1.3304 0.04976 112 83 23 6
1473 You really can get anything off of Amazon these days. 1.3304 0.05135 112 79 29 4
1474 You're right - we should have gotten the sectional. 1.3304 0.05585 112 82 23 7
1475 I told you anything below the penthouse was going to be a zoo! 1.3304 0.05866 112 84 19 9
1476 The folks downstairs don't understand boundaries. 1.3304 0.05727 112 83 21 8
1477 I miss addressing the elephant in the room. 1.3304 0.05135 112 79 29 4
1478 Well, at least it is not a political animal. 1.3304 0.05727 112 83 21 8
1479 I'm just glad we got the top half. 1.3304 0.04894 112 80 28 4
1480 Well, if we can't go outside... 1.3304 0.05135 112 79 29 4
1481 - I was expecting something different when you said close your eyes and count to five. 1.3304 0.05727 112 83 21 8
1482 Ignore that. They’re just trying to get me to sell so they can duplex up. 1.3304 0.05727 112 83 21 8
1483 Oh you meant “Neckflix” and chill....... 1.3304 0.05585 112 82 23 7
1484 In this therapy session, we will address the Giraffe in the room. 1.3304 0.05135 112 79 29 4
1485 To be fair, we only asked about how loud, not tall, the downstairs neighbors were. 1.3304 0.05289 112 80 27 5
1486 On the positive side, the landlord has addressed the elephant in the room 1.3304 0.05439 112 81 25 6
1487 Hey, I’m the lucky one. I only have to feed him” 1.3286 0.07258 70 52 13 5
1488 Do we have to disclose our emotional support animal to the landlord? 1.3276 0.05445 116 85 24 7
1489 I told you it always sounds like a zoo down there. 1.3274 0.05250 113 81 27 5
1490 Turn round when I'm talking to you 1.3274 0.04940 113 79 31 3
1491 The tenants downstairs are animals. 1.3274 0.05543 113 83 23 7
1492 The reception is a bit spotty. 1.3274 0.05543 113 83 23 7
1493 Maybe we could just move the couch? 1.3274 0.04940 113 79 31 3
1494 It’s easy to ignore the little negatives when it’s rent controlled. 1.3274 0.05250 113 81 27 5
1495 I heard her tell the super that it's illegal to ask what her disability is 1.3274 0.05399 113 82 25 6
1496 It’s nice dating someone whose not allergic to giraffes. 1.3274 0.05543 113 83 23 7
1497 When I signed up for ‘Sponsor-An-Animal,’ I only expected a pamphlet. 1.3274 0.05543 113 83 23 7
1498 He could have at least brought a mask 1.3274 0.05399 113 82 25 6
1499 She’s really shattered the giraffe ceiling. 1.3274 0.05399 113 82 25 6
1500 I thought ‘Zoo York’ was just a saying. 1.3274 0.03429 113 86 23 4
1501 Did we have to put that hole right in front of the TV? 1.3273 0.05792 110 82 20 8
1502 I think I still prefer abstact to pseudo-realism. 1.3273 0.05184 110 78 28 4
1503 Next time, let's read all of the co op bylaws. 1.3269 0.06025 104 78 18 8
1504 This is going to mess with the Roomba. 1.3243 0.05602 111 82 22 7
1505 Don't worry, babe. A little tinsel, some flashing lights, and a star on top, and nobody will ever notice! 1.3243 0.05602 111 82 22 7
1506 Well, she's quiet and the easement helps with the rent. 1.3243 0.04816 111 77 32 2
1507 Makes him easier to pet 1.3243 0.05454 111 81 24 6
1508 Nice! We got the good end. We can feed him all we want and not worry. 1.3243 0.05747 111 83 20 8
1509 It happens every time David Attenborough is on TV. 1.3243 0.05145 111 79 28 4
1510 I guess 'zooplex' wasn't a typo. 1.3243 0.05302 111 80 26 5
1511 His sister is on Animal Kingdom. 1.3243 0.05145 111 79 28 4
1512 Our marriage is so abnormal, we can’t even have an elephant in the room. 1.3243 0.05602 111 82 22 7
1513 So much for that cheap AirB&B "near the zoo". 1.3243 0.05602 111 82 22 7
1514 She loves David Attenborough 1.3243 0.05302 111 80 26 5
1515 I got him at Pottery Barn. 1.3243 0.05145 111 79 28 4
1516 I could't say no. Downstairs claims it's a comfort animal. 1.3243 0.05454 111 81 24 6
1517 Very Afrocentric. 1.3243 0.04984 111 78 30 3
1518 We should have just gotten the dog. 1.3243 0.05454 111 81 24 6
1519 I was as surprised as anyone that the zoo let me work from home. 1.3243 0.05454 111 81 24 6
1520 Oh, that’s what that hole is for 1.3243 0.05302 111 80 26 5
1521 Our friends will call this a tall story. 1.3243 0.05065 111 81 25 5
1522 He never misses The View. 1.3243 0.05602 111 82 22 7
1523 We really need to talk about the elephant in the room. 1.3243 0.05454 111 81 24 6
1524 Next time have our lawyer read the lease. 1.3243 0.05454 111 81 24 6
1525 Do you think that the six feet rule applies vertically? 1.3243 0.05602 111 82 22 7
1526 I knew there had to be a reason this apartment was such a deal. 1.3243 0.05302 111 80 26 5
1527 I thought the realtor said draft 1.3243 0.05602 111 82 22 7
1528 Quarantine day 501: Woah this nature documentary is so real. 1.3243 0.05145 111 79 28 4
1529 I told you we should have asked what that hole was for on the walkthrough. 1.3243 0.05454 111 81 24 6
1530 He's only there until the penthouse frees up. 1.3243 0.05747 111 83 20 8
1531 Just because they’re on sale doesn’t mean you have to buy it” 1.3243 0.05888 111 84 18 9
1532 ‘Tall Lives Matter’ but she can’t even wear a mask? geez! 1.3243 0.05145 111 79 28 4
1533 Now I see why getting a loft above the zoo was so much cheaper. 1.3243 0.05888 111 84 18 9
1534 I don't have any problem with him joining us, but hey, at least wear a mask. 1.3243 0.05454 111 81 24 6
1535 I feed it and the guy in the rent controlled apartment downstairs does the cleaning up. 1.3241 0.05708 108 80 21 7
1536 I told you he was high maintenance. 1.3235 0.05425 102 73 25 4
1537 I guess the flood is starting? 1.3235 0.05772 102 75 21 6
1538 I forget, is he ours or the neighbors'? 1.3214 0.05560 112 83 22 7
1539 He pays my cable bill and he only pops his head up once a week for Meet the Press. 1.3214 0.05107 112 80 28 4
1540 Behold the giraffe who only makes progress when he sticks his neck out. 1.3214 0.05107 112 80 28 4
1541 That reminds me, the people upstairs said they're getting an ostrich. 1.3214 0.05842 112 85 18 9
1542 Even though this apartment is a zoo the landlord still pops his head in to check on me. 1.3214 0.06494 112 90 8 14
1543 The thing is, if we cover the hole up, what would we talk about? 1.3214 0.05107 112 80 28 4
1544 well it’s better than the stripper pole... 1.3214 0.05413 112 82 24 6
1545 You bet giraffe I’m moving out after this pandemic. 1.3214 0.06111 112 87 14 11
1546 I knew we should have questioned the "floor hole non-negotiable" on the lease. 1.3214 0.05262 112 81 26 5
1547 ‘So it wasn’t just termites. Doesn’t mean you’re right about everything.’ 1.3211 0.05512 109 80 23 6
1548 We need to start looking for a new apartment. This place is a zoo. 1.3211 0.05664 109 81 21 7
1549 When you're on the condo board, you can get all kinds of exemptions. 1.3211 0.05664 109 81 21 7
1550 Maybe we'd better keep the lion in the bedroom 1.3211 0.05512 109 80 23 6
1551 Uh-oh, I keep my head in the air and now I can't see my feet on the ground. 1.3211 0.06502 109 87 9 13
1552 I guess we’ll have to rethink the coffee table. 1.3211 0.05664 109 81 21 7
1553 Yo! You're blocking the TV! 1.3211 0.05028 109 77 29 3
1554 I told you it mattered what floor we lived on. 1.3211 0.05355 109 79 25 5
1555 So it turns out the little person downstairs got an exemption for a support animal 1.3211 0.05512 109 80 23 6
1556 The neighbors are up. 1.3211 0.04856 109 76 31 2
1557 What do you think he did to the elephant? 1.3211 0.05512 109 80 23 6
1558 My pet is not as bad as your paintings. 1.3211 0.05956 109 83 17 9
1559 We get to feed it. THEY have to walk it. 1.3211 0.05355 109 79 25 5
1560 If it wasn’t for that we could have a coffee table! 1.3211 0.05812 109 82 19 8
1561 I’m gonna stick my neck out here and guess the guy below is violating the Condo board’s No Pet rule. 1.3211 0.05355 109 79 25 5
1562 I wish we could watch something besides Animal Planet. 1.3211 0.05956 109 83 17 9
1563 The elephant had the day off. 1.3211 0.05664 109 81 21 7
1564 I'm grateful we're not on the ground floor. 1.3211 0.06502 109 87 9 13
1565 I really want to touch it. 1.3211 0.05812 109 82 19 8
1566 Well, we ARE using his HBOMax account after all. 1.3211 0.05512 109 80 23 6
1567 Is this your idea of a staycation safari? 1.3211 0.05028 109 77 29 3
1568 These Ken Burns documentaries are really captivating. 1.3211 0.05355 109 79 25 5
1569 Look honey, Your mother came over again. 1.3211 0.05664 109 81 21 7
1570 As I was saying, nothing surprises me anymore. 1.3211 0.05664 109 81 21 7
1571 Climate change is real 1.3211 0.05028 109 77 29 3
1572 I told you ceiling height mattered. 1.3211 0.05512 109 80 23 6
1573 But, we live on the ground floor. 1.3205 0.06703 78 58 15 5
1574 OMG! I haven't seen her since we were in The Far Side together. 1.3204 0.05888 103 77 19 7
1575 Maybe we should turn off the Nature channel? 1.3204 0.05202 103 73 27 3
1576 It’s not so bad. I know you hate to waste food, and we always have leftover salad. 1.3182 0.05766 110 83 19 8
1577 That' it. I'm asking the super if I can have an "emotional support" cheetah. 1.3182 0.05314 110 80 25 5
1578 Wouldn't it be easier just to move the TV? 1.3182 0.05949 88 64 20 4
1579 You know, now I feel like the zebra would have fit the rest of the decor better. 1.3182 0.05155 110 79 27 4
1580 This works, but where are we going to put the elephant? 1.3178 0.05727 107 80 20 7
1581 Service animal... 1.3178 0.06313 107 84 12 11
1582 I spend a lot on houseplants, but at least the guy downstairs gives me free fertilizer. 1.3178 0.05410 107 78 24 5
1583 Is it too late to change my vote on allowing pets? 1.3178 0.05245 107 77 26 4
1584 I don't mind this so much. It's the floor hole in the bathroom that's a little creepy. 1.3178 0.05571 107 79 22 6
1585 I thought the exterminator said he got them all. 1.3178 0.05410 107 78 24 5
1586 Right, 'long necks,' hon. I meant beer, okay? 1.3178 0.05879 107 81 18 8
1587 I've had worse neighbors. 1.3178 0.05727 107 80 20 7
1588 At least we don't need to worry if he's house-broken. 1.3178 0.05727 107 80 20 7
1589 Well, the mailbox for 1A says "G. Raff." 1.3178 0.05410 107 78 24 5
1590 We always said, "We want neighbors who feel they can pop by un-announced." 1.3178 0.05727 107 80 20 7
1591 Well, yeah, but the bottom half's the other guy's problem 1.3178 0.05879 107 81 18 8
1592 Actually, he's so quiet you hardly know he's there. 1.3178 0.05727 107 80 20 7
1593 I cook. But at least I don’t have to clean. 1.3178 0.05727 107 80 20 7
1594 It escaped from the zoom. 1.3178 0.05571 107 79 22 6
1595 Do you think this will help us ignore the elephant? 1.3178 0.05410 107 78 24 5
1596 I've been quarantined long enough. 1.3178 0.05727 107 80 20 7
1597 Yeah, but she's quiet and uses the other bathroom. 1.3178 0.05571 107 79 22 6
1598 You’re right. It’s better facing away. 1.3178 0.04806 107 82 19 6
1599 Well I guess that solves the mystery of the hole in the floor. 1.3178 0.05410 107 78 24 5
1600 On the other hand, he is the quietest roommate we've ever had. 1.3178 0.05727 107 80 20 7
1601 Although we did allow him to live in our basement, now he's really taking advantage. 1.3178 0.05410 107 78 24 5
1602 Their kids' home learning packets include the field trips. 1.3178 0.05571 107 79 22 6
1603 Well, at least he doesn't shed. 1.3178 0.04713 107 74 32 1
1604 I agreed they could get a giraffe if I could play my drums at 2am. 1.3178 0.06027 107 82 16 9
1605 He'll grow out of it. 1.3178 0.05571 107 79 22 6
1606 The virus doesn't come with spots, so we're good. 1.3178 0.05410 107 78 24 5
1607 OK, but at least we got the end you feed. 1.3178 0.05571 107 79 22 6
1608 I thought sharing an animal would be fun. 1.3178 0.05410 107 78 24 5
1609 I guess we better get a few Acacia plants for the living room.. 1.3178 0.05727 107 80 20 7
1610 Well, then, you try to find an apartment at this price in the City. 1.3178 0.05727 107 80 20 7
1611 So I said to them, hey, I don't have any problem with pets. 1.3178 0.05410 107 78 24 5
1612 He's still better than our old neighbor. 1.3178 0.05879 107 81 18 8
1613 Look at the bright side...we only have to feed him. 1.3178 0.05410 107 78 24 5
1614 We shoulda taken the apartment with cathedral ceiling 1.3178 0.04897 107 75 30 2
1615 Well, at least it blocks the anaconda hole. 1.3178 0.05879 107 81 18 8
1616 If we feed him, then the downstairs neighbors will definitely know we’re home. 1.3178 0.05727 107 80 20 7
1617 I thought you said you wanted to live in Great Neck - not with one. 1.3178 0.05879 107 81 18 8
1618 Well, at least now we can't fall through. 1.3178 0.05410 107 78 24 5
1619 The neighbors below are requesting a low fiber diet. 1.3178 0.04522 107 78 26 3
1620 They are only fostering him through the pandemic 1.3178 0.04986 107 78 25 4
1621 She really does go so well with our design aesthetic. 1.3178 0.05245 107 77 26 4
1622 The lease says no large pets. 1.3178 0.05727 107 80 20 7
1623 Just remember, fifteen percent off on the rent. 1.3178 0.05571 107 79 22 6
1624 Refreshing to finally have a meaningful discussion with someone who has a different view of the world. 1.3178 0.05879 107 81 18 8
1625 On the plus side it's the benefits of a pet without the mess 1.3178 0.05727 107 80 20 7
1626 We'll have to move the couch... 1.3178 0.05074 107 81 20 6
1627 Down in front, please. 1.3178 0.05727 107 80 20 7
1628 We need a manhole cover 1.3178 0.05727 107 80 20 7
1629 She's the president of our HOA, she doesn't have cable, and she can do what she wants. 1.3178 0.05074 107 76 28 3
1630 I told you subletting would help us get ahead. 1.3178 0.05410 107 78 24 5
1631 I don't want to spend another night inside, staring at neckflix. 1.3178 0.06027 107 82 16 9
1632 How much do we save sharing the cable subscription? 1.3178 0.05245 107 77 26 4
1633 NEVER order a coffee table on line again! 1.3178 0.05245 107 77 26 4
1634 We should move the couch 1.3178 0.05727 107 80 20 7
1635 Never agree to an easement. 1.3178 0.05245 107 77 26 4
1636 I questioned buying the unit above Joe Exotic. 1.3178 0.05879 107 81 18 8
1637 That’s why it’s called a high-rise apartment. 1.3178 0.05410 107 78 24 5
1638 This service animal thing is getting out of hand 1.3178 0.05245 107 77 26 4
1639 Maybe we should have gone for the place with the shower in the kitchen. 1.3178 0.06027 107 82 16 9
1640 You're right. The hippo would have been the better choice for a coffee table. 1.3178 0.05879 107 81 18 8
1641 I told you we shouldn't rent an apartment above a taxidermy shop! 1.3178 0.05571 107 79 22 6
1642 I get a discount on the rent, but not as much as the tenant in the apartment below. 1.3178 0.05727 107 80 20 7
1643 We're a foster family until the Zoo reopens. 1.3178 0.05410 107 78 24 5
1644 He's a nicer neighbor than the hippos upstairs. 1.3178 0.05245 107 77 26 4
1645 Enjoy it. Next month, we get his bottom. 1.3178 0.05727 107 80 20 7
1646 I've always wanted a pet I didn't have to clean up after. 1.3178 0.05245 107 77 26 4
1647 I feed it when they're away. 1.3178 0.05727 107 80 20 7
1648 I expected the elephant in the room but not a giraffe. 1.3178 0.05410 107 78 24 5
1649 I’m happy to talk about it, but first I’d like to discuss the elephant in the room. 1.3178 0.05649 107 82 17 8
1650 If you think this a problem now, wait till he grows up. 1.3178 0.05571 107 79 22 6
1651 It's unfair that we have to feed it, but we definitely got the better half... 1.3178 0.05727 107 80 20 7
1652 Who says you can't ignore the giraffe in the room? 1.3178 0.05879 107 81 18 8
1653 Maybe we just give her our Netflix password? 1.3178 0.05245 107 77 26 4
1654 I wouldn't go downstairs for a while. I gave him some bean chili for lunch today. 1.3178 0.05879 107 81 18 8
1655 They did mention that they were disappointed that the ceilings weren’t higher. 1.3178 0.05571 107 79 22 6
1656 Ignore him. He's just being nosy. 1.3178 0.05727 107 80 20 7
1657 This isn’t what I meant by ‘split-level.’ 1.3178 0.05571 107 79 22 6
1658 The whole reason we made you a key is so that you’d stop coming in through the living room 1.3178 0.05571 107 79 22 6
1659 i told you the new neighbors were animals 1.3178 0.05074 107 76 28 3
1660 I told you it’s a zoo down there! 1.3178 0.05571 107 79 22 6
1661 Hun, should we move the couch or the tv? 1.3178 0.05571 107 79 22 6
1662 We really must discuss the giraffe in the room. 1.3178 0.05571 107 79 22 6
1663 So the zoo extended their Work From Home policy again? 1.3178 0.05410 107 78 24 5
1664 The realtor say this place was known for party animals. 1.3178 0.05245 107 77 26 4
1665 He just drops by when he’s in our neck of the woods. 1.3178 0.05571 107 79 22 6
1666 I can’t wait until they open restaurants, movies, and zoos again 1.3178 0.05727 107 80 20 7
1667 Should have gone with the skylight. 1.3178 0.05245 107 77 26 4
1668 Its not THAT awkward darling, we can see the screen fine 1.3178 0.05571 107 79 22 6
1669 ‘If you can deal with the low ceilings it’s a great apartment’ 1.3178 0.05245 107 77 26 4
1670 Honey, this 5D television is a bit too real, don’t you think? 1.3178 0.05410 107 83 16 8
1671 This wasn’t in the floor plan 1.3178 0.05245 107 77 26 4
1672 Guess that explains the giraffe ass downstairs 1.3178 0.06027 107 82 16 9
1673 I’m glad we have this end... 1.3178 0.05074 107 76 28 3
1674 Do you think it’s six feet away? 1.3178 0.05245 107 77 26 4
1675 Glad we got that hole in the floor filled 1.3178 0.05727 107 80 20 7
1676 When Toys R Us went broke I got a great deal on Geoffrey. I mostly keep him downstairs. 1.3173 0.05840 104 78 19 7
1677 It's not as bad as when the elephant lived upstairs... 1.3173 0.05511 104 76 23 5
1678 Luckily, I just have to feed him. 1.3173 0.05511 104 76 23 5
1679 I guess we should have specified ‘social distancing’ in our lease agreement. 1.3173 0.05339 104 75 25 4
1680 I'm more worried that she WILL find someone. 1.3163 0.05728 98 72 21 5
1681 I’m glad we’re not in the apartment below. All we have to do is feed her. 1.3148 0.05204 108 78 26 4
1682 Sorry, I told them to keep it down when I have company. 1.3148 0.05978 108 83 16 9
1683 I thought the word 'duplex' was just an oversight in the lease. 1.3148 0.05527 108 80 22 6
1684 So we feed it, downstairs is going to clean it. Should only be until things are back to normal. 1.3148 0.05204 108 78 26 4
1685 We did ask for Savannah style. 1.3148 0.05831 108 82 18 8
1686 How did I not notice this on the lease? 1.3148 0.05831 108 82 18 8
1687 Sorry guys, my TV is not working. 1.3148 0.05368 108 79 24 5
1688 On the bright side, imagine what the tenants downstairs are staring at right now. 1.3143 0.05792 105 79 19 7
1689 Does he have to watch 'The View' every day with us? 1.3143 0.05948 105 80 17 8
1690 Let's switch to another mammal. 1.3143 0.05631 105 78 21 6
1691 I thought this was a high rise? 1.3143 0.05631 105 78 21 6
1692 Just in time, too: we had clearly run out of things to say about the elephant. 1.3143 0.04938 105 74 29 2
1693 I hear the ground floor is shit. 1.3143 0.05948 105 80 17 8
1694 Thank God, dinosaurs are extinct. 1.3143 0.05631 105 78 21 6
1695 At least he's quiet. 1.3143 0.05466 105 77 23 5
1696 Sit, Spot. Sit! 1.3143 0.05631 105 83 13 9
1697 The lease allows us 1/4 of a pet. 1.3143 0.05466 105 77 23 5
1698 The Airbnb’s note wasn’t specific about the floor-to-ceiling views. 1.3143 0.05631 105 78 21 6
1699 I'm not saying you're a liar, but I don't know how else all our plants could just vanish. 1.3143 0.05631 105 78 21 6
1700 So we're saving the elephant for next week? 1.3143 0.05120 105 75 27 3
1701 You think maybe it’s time to watch something besides National Geographic? 1.3143 0.05631 105 78 21 6
1702 I thought we couldn't have pets. 1.3143 0.05466 105 77 23 5
1703 Could be worse. There could be an elephant in the room! 1.3143 0.05948 105 80 17 8
1704 I think the apartment below got the bad end of this... 1.3143 0.05631 105 78 21 6
1705 Holy shit that's a giraffe 1.3143 0.05792 105 79 19 7
1706 Did the kid downstairs understand what you meant when you asked him to clean out the pet box once a day for $2? 1.3143 0.05120 105 75 27 3
1707 The landlord says it’s a support animal for the lady downstairs. 1.3143 0.05631 105 78 21 6
1708 Because the down stair neighbors don't get Animal Planet. 1.3143 0.06100 105 81 15 9
1709 At least we got the best part. 1.3143 0.05120 105 75 27 3
1710 What's amazing is that he lives two floors below us. 1.3143 0.05792 105 79 19 7
1711 Well, it’s only for 14 days. 1.3143 0.05296 105 76 25 4
1712 All I said is, "Sure, I could help out a neighbor". 1.3143 0.05296 105 76 25 4
1713 Would it have killed them to put four holes in the floor? 1.3143 0.05792 105 79 19 7
1714 After we feed her we need to warn the folks down below. 1.3143 0.05466 105 77 23 5
1715 The rent’s great, so I just ordered matching drapes.” 1.3143 0.05631 105 78 21 6
1716 The condo board said we had some new neighbors from overseas. 1.3143 0.04749 105 73 31 1
1717 Make sure the ficus is out of reach. 1.3143 0.05466 105 77 23 5
1718 He didn’t want to leave, so they just built around him. 1.3143 0.05466 105 77 23 5
1719 The ficus, too? 1.3143 0.05466 105 77 23 5
1720 when they said they were getting a pet,I just thought a dog or a cat. 1.3143 0.04938 105 74 29 2
1721 I still miss the bearskin rug 1.3143 0.05466 105 77 23 5
1722 I won’t mention it if you don’t. 1.3143 0.05631 105 78 21 6
1723 The agent promised it was a floor-through apartment 1.3143 0.05296 105 76 25 4
1724 Well, we got him to sit. 1.3143 0.05792 105 79 19 7
1725 So this is what the broker meant by "floor-through." 1.3143 0.05631 105 78 21 6
1726 The real show’s downstairs! 1.3143 0.05631 105 78 21 6
1727 OK, but what's hole in the ceiling for? 1.3143 0.05948 105 80 17 8
1728 If you can get around that one thing, he makes an excellent emotional support animal. 1.3143 0.05296 105 76 25 4
1729 I knew the owners downstairs had a giraffe easement, but I thought it was just some legal term. 1.3143 0.05631 105 78 21 6
1730 You said it was a hole in the wall. 1.3143 0.05466 105 77 23 5
1731 Honey,kiss me. Suddenly I feel like necking. 1.3143 0.05466 105 77 23 5
1732 We're not getting our rental deposit back, are we? 1.3143 0.05120 105 75 27 3
1733 Listen, there are some things I haven't told you yet" 1.3143 0.05296 105 76 25 4
1734 Is this how Noah felt? 1.3143 0.05466 105 77 23 5
1735 She can't miss her soaps. 1.3143 0.05631 105 78 21 6
1736 You stick your neck out and look what happens. 1.3143 0.06248 105 82 13 10
1737 We need to get that hole fixed. 1.3143 0.05466 105 77 23 5
1738 I told you we didn’t have a rat problem. 1.3143 0.05631 105 78 21 6
1739 I thought she was more of a cat lady 1.3143 0.05948 105 80 17 8
1740 Could be worse, could be the hippo from the 3rd floor 1.3143 0.05948 105 80 17 8
1741 You’re blocking the tv. 1.3143 0.05466 105 77 23 5
1742 I guess now we know who ate the ficus plant. 1.3143 0.05296 105 76 25 4
1743 ‘I preferred the elephant to be honest’ 1.3143 0.04938 105 74 29 2
1744 Sure, this apartment has its drawbacks, but it’s just so close to the subway... 1.3143 0.05466 105 77 23 5
1745 Imagine if we had gotten “tails” on that coin toss! 1.3143 0.05792 105 79 19 7
1746 Yeah but now I’m the one who can’t watch TV without craning my neck. 1.3143 0.05948 105 80 17 8
1747 There must be a logical explanation. Houseplants don't just disappear. 1.3118 0.05716 93 68 21 4
1748 He’s tired of social distancing 1.3118 0.06300 93 71 15 7
1749 In all fairness, they did say he was going to head upstairs. 1.3107 0.05524 103 76 22 5
1750 They say I rescued her, but really, she rescued me. Now I can't even see the news. 1.3107 0.06019 103 79 16 8
1751 Soooo, want to neck? 1.3107 0.05858 103 78 18 7
1752 I gotta say, this takes pet sitting to new heights. 1.3107 0.05349 103 75 24 4
1753 At least he doesn't say much. 1.3107 0.05524 103 76 22 5
1754 Maybe it’s time we addressed the Giraffe in the room! 1.3107 0.05694 103 77 20 6
1755 Maybe the constant thumping on the ceiling wasn't so bad. 1.3107 0.05168 103 74 26 3
1756 It's "Ruminant of Champions" week on Jeopardy and she doesn't have cable. 1.3107 0.05349 103 75 24 4
1757 ... but does she have to sit right between us and the TV? 1.3107 0.05349 103 75 24 4
1758 Sure, we've got to feed her, but downstairs has to clean up the messes 1.3107 0.05168 103 74 26 3
1759 No. Fucking. Way. 1.3107 0.06175 103 80 14 9
1760 Should I address the giraffe in the room? 1.3107 0.05858 103 78 18 7
1761 He is grandfathered into my lease. 1.3107 0.05694 103 77 20 6
1762 He's social distancing from his family. 1.3107 0.06019 103 79 16 8
1763 Our new neighbor below was once CEO of Toy's R Us 1.3107 0.05858 103 78 18 7
1764 You said he wouldn’t come back if we sold the tv. 1.3107 0.06019 103 79 16 8
1765 At least we don’t have the litter box. 1.3107 0.05694 103 77 20 6
1766 How will we know when she is house trained? 1.3107 0.05694 103 77 20 6
1767 Y'know? I think they might have been exaggerating about the "super high" ceilings in this building. 1.3107 0.04980 103 73 28 2
1768 Free cable comes with a price. 1.3107 0.05349 103 75 24 4
1769 Hey look that giraffe’s back again 1.3107 0.05858 103 78 18 7
1770 Our floor, their roof; we're all in this together. 1.3107 0.05349 103 75 24 4
1771 This is why we should have gone with the penthouse 1.3107 0.05694 103 77 20 6
1772 I think we would be better off with a dog, but at least we don't have to walk it. That's 12 B's problem. 1.3107 0.06019 103 79 16 8
1773 It's your turn to go down and clean her box. 1.3107 0.05694 103 77 20 6
1774 A little heads up would have been nice. 1.3107 0.06175 103 80 14 9
1775 You thought it was cute when the Abrams got a pet baby giraffe. 1.3107 0.05858 103 78 18 7
1776 They told me she was a pygmy giraffe, bred for city living. Turns out there's no such thing. 1.3107 0.05349 103 75 24 4
1777 He likes to watch the Animal Planet channel on TV. 1.3107 0.05524 103 76 22 5
1778 I’d heard about the tap-dancing giraffe, so when my choice was either 714 or 914 … 1.3107 0.05524 103 76 22 5
1779 You know, I still think I liked the coffee table better. 1.3107 0.05168 103 74 26 3
1780 I walked her this morning. It’s your turn. 1.3107 0.06327 103 81 12 10
1781 The elephant called in sick. 1.3107 0.05168 103 74 26 3
1782 I feed her chili to mess with the guy downstairs. 1.3107 0.05349 103 75 24 4
1783 Say, what happened to all our bonsai plants? 1.3107 0.06019 103 79 16 8
1784 I think we should have taken the apartment that had the birds' eye view instead. 1.3107 0.04685 103 74 27 2
1785 I think the kids downstairs are playing Jumanji again... 1.3107 0.05694 103 77 20 6
1786 Trump said he's the latest invasion from China. 1.3107 0.05858 103 78 18 7
1787 I bet they’re reevaluating this arraignment downstairs, too. 1.3107 0.05694 103 77 20 6
1788 The other choice was an ostrich. 1.3107 0.05349 103 75 24 4
1789 Aren't you glad I insisted on adding a bathroom in the basement now! 1.3107 0.05524 103 76 22 5
1790 Of course, I'm upset. Look at the spots! I ordered a Masai giraffe, not a Northern giraffe. What idiot would want a Northern giraffe in the city? 1.3107 0.06019 103 79 16 8
1791 Most people hang them on the wall. 1.3107 0.05858 103 78 18 7
1792 We are definitely NOT getting our pet deposit back. 1.3107 0.05524 103 76 22 5
1793 Well, we told them they should get a pet. 1.3107 0.05349 103 75 24 4
1794 I didn't realize this is what the staycation ad meant when it said 'experience wildlife in your own living room!' 1.3107 0.06019 103 79 16 8
1795 Let's just move to a higher floor. 1.3107 0.05694 103 77 20 6
1796 C'mon, get your own Netflix account! 1.3107 0.05524 103 76 22 5
1797 Wasn't a coffee table there when we signed the lease? 1.3107 0.05349 103 75 24 4
1798 Dammit! We just got rid of the elephant! 1.3107 0.06019 103 79 16 8
1799 This might work better if she didn't insist on watching Fox. 1.3107 0.05349 103 75 24 4
1800 Don’t ya just love modern art? 1.3107 0.05694 103 77 20 6
1801 I knew it was a pet-friendly building when we bought the apartment, but I really thought the board would rule the other way. 1.3107 0.05694 103 77 20 6
1802 Does this house make me look shorter? 1.3107 0.05524 103 76 22 5
1803 What just happened?!? 1.3107 0.05694 103 77 20 6
1804 Hey! Down in front! I can't see the screen. 1.3107 0.06019 103 79 16 8
1805 Well, its better than that elephant in the room. 1.3107 0.04980 103 78 20 5
1806 At least we know the downstairs neighbors have it worse. 1.3107 0.05524 103 76 22 5
1807 The apartment is great but the neighbors are a little wild. 1.3107 0.05858 103 78 18 7
1808 All I did was agree with him good neighbors don't build fences. 1.3107 0.05349 103 75 24 4
1809 Animal Planet again? 1.3107 0.05524 103 76 22 5
1810 He's really easy to look after, as long as you let him watch the National Geographic channel. 1.3107 0.04980 103 73 28 2
1811 The realtor said there was a view of Central Park Zoo. 1.3107 0.05349 103 75 24 4
1812 A condo at the zoo, what could go wrong? 1.3107 0.05694 103 77 20 6
1813 We’ll deal with the ceiling when he gets older. 1.3107 0.05694 103 77 20 6
1814 Can we keep him? 1.3107 0.06175 103 80 14 9
1815 Since when is the zoo doing Take-out ? 1.3107 0.05524 103 76 22 5
1816 Funny, I never noticed a hole in the floor. 1.3107 0.05858 103 78 18 7
1817 What if he tests positive and we have to take him to the hospital? 1.3107 0.05694 103 77 20 6
1818 You’d think being on the top floor would give us a little more privacy. 1.3107 0.03094 103 80 20 3
1819 Sure it's crazy, but it pays a quarter of my rent! 1.3107 0.05168 103 74 26 3
1820 The kids downstairs have their classroom pet for the weekend. 1.3107 0.05349 103 75 24 4
1821 I thought "floor-through" meant something different. 1.3107 0.05694 103 77 20 6
1822 He comes through everyday now looking for lunch. 1.3107 0.05349 103 75 24 4
1823 He's working from home during the pandemic. 1.3107 0.05524 103 76 22 5
1824 What?? You sold our air rights? 1.3107 0.04029 103 81 17 5
1825 Somehow, you always end up watching the Discovery Channel. 1.3107 0.05524 103 76 22 5
1826 I like this new place, but the flooring is a little spotty. 1.3107 0.05524 103 76 22 5
1827 He's leaving right after Season One. 1.3107 0.05858 103 78 18 7
1828 When I said I wanted a long neck, I meant a beer 1.3107 0.05524 103 76 22 5
1829 A little invasive, but better than the rhino upstairs. 1.3107 0.03910 103 78 22 3
1830 I think we discovered what happened to our acacia tree. 1.3107 0.05694 103 77 20 6
1831 The unit with cathedral ceilings wasn't available. 1.3107 0.05524 103 76 22 5
1832 I feel like it’s never about me, Carol. Everything centers around the stupid giraffe in the floor. 1.3107 0.05858 103 78 18 7
1833 Dear, wasn’t it your turn to lock the giraffe port hole? 1.3107 0.06019 103 79 16 8
1834 Well we did say we wanted our new apartment to be more diversified and inclusive .... 1.3107 0.05524 103 76 22 5
1835 I wish the zoo would reconsider its work from home policy 1.3107 0.06019 103 79 16 8
1836 She said her name was Alexa 1.3107 0.05524 103 76 22 5
1837 Honey I thought we talked about online shopping less during quarantine. 1.3107 0.06019 103 79 16 8
1838 They said they were moving before it grew up but then with the lockdown and all... 1.3107 0.05858 103 78 18 7
1839 Am I supposed to explain to you the difference between real and surreal? 1.3107 0.05349 103 75 24 4
1840 I guess this is what happens when you finally get rid of the elephant in the room 1.3107 0.05858 103 78 18 7
1841 The realtor did say it was a shared room. 1.3107 0.05858 103 78 18 7
1842 The neighbor's pet never makes a sound they said. 1.3107 0.05858 103 78 18 7
1843 When they said “shared living room,” this is not what I had in mind. 1.3107 0.05858 103 78 18 7
1844 So this is what they call a concrete jungle. 1.3107 0.05694 103 77 20 6
1845 I think it’s time we got him a TV of his own 1.3107 0.05858 103 78 18 7
1846 Apparently streaming channels are faster in our apartment ... 1.3107 0.05694 103 77 20 6
1847 Hands down, we have to move the couch. 1.3107 0.05524 103 76 22 5
1848 They said they ran out of COVID comfort puppies! 1.3107 0.05524 103 76 22 5
1849 It’s funny that in any other year this would be surprising and/or infuriating. 1.3107 0.05694 103 77 20 6
1850 I asked you to put those plants out on the balcony 1.3107 0.05349 103 75 24 4
1851 I know honey, but you know how he gets if we don't watch Animal Planet. 1.3107 0.05349 103 75 24 4
1852 I can understand sticking your neck out for your neighbors, but this is ridiculous 1.3107 0.05858 103 78 18 7
1853 Jesus. Is Noah building an ark below us? 1.3107 0.05524 103 76 22 5
1854 Does this mean we now qualify as a crowd? 1.3107 0.05524 103 76 22 5
1855 I told you we shouldn’t have moved the coffee table 1.3107 0.05858 103 78 18 7
1856 She's clearly in the wrong neck of the woods 1.3107 0.05168 103 74 26 3
1857 It’s nice to see female giraffes finally breaking the glass ceiling. 1.3107 0.05524 103 76 22 5
1858 Dude, we must be really high right now. 1.3107 0.05524 103 76 22 5
1859 Do you think she’s here to see the dermatologist as well? 1.3107 0.05858 103 78 18 7
1860 They said it's only temporary until they find him his forever home. 1.3107 0.05858 103 78 18 7
1861 How did we get here? 1.3107 0.03244 103 83 15 5
1862 I thought you said NeckFlix”.. 1.3107 0.05858 103 78 18 7
1863 at least we've addressed the elephant in the room. 1.3107 0.05858 103 78 18 7
1864 We're gonna need a bigger coffee table. 1.3077 0.05479 104 77 22 5
1865 Well, we were saying the room needed something. 1.3069 0.05403 101 74 23 4
1866 Honey, I don't think you've got the hang of a Zoo-m meeting! 1.3069 0.05583 101 75 21 5
1867 Down in front! I can't see the TV. 1.3069 0.06092 101 78 15 8
1868 The elephant upstairs is actually way more of an issue. 1.3069 0.05403 101 74 23 4
1869 The downstairs neighbors must have one hell of a litter box 1.3069 0.06092 101 78 15 8
1870 Still better than when we lived on the floor beneath the zoo. 1.3069 0.06253 101 79 13 9
1871 Told you my downstairs neighbor loves to pop in. 1.3069 0.05403 101 74 23 4
1872 All of the reviews did say this building was a zoo on the weekends, so I have no one to blame but myself. 1.3069 0.05217 101 73 25 3
1873 Just be glad we're not on the first floor. 1.3069 0.05217 101 73 25 3
1874 The neighbors pull her tail when we get too loud. 1.3069 0.05927 101 77 17 7
1875 I’m beginning to think this is why we got such a deal on the rent. 1.3069 0.05217 101 73 25 3
1876 I told you the apartment below was a zoo. 1.3069 0.06092 101 78 15 8
1877 Yes, we have to feed him but it is worse down stairs. 1.3069 0.05403 101 74 23 4
1878 The listing said “amazing zoo views”... 1.3069 0.05403 101 74 23 4
1879 Why can't they just steal cable like everyone else. 1.3069 0.05403 101 74 23 4
1880 It's better than the mice in our last apartment. 1.3069 0.05671 101 78 16 7
1881 Look at the bright side: at least it's not cloggers. 1.3069 0.05403 101 74 23 4
1882 It’s your turn to call the exterminator. 1.3069 0.05758 101 76 19 6
1883 I’m still glad we didn’t get a cat. 1.3069 0.05583 101 75 21 5
1884 We had to know this day would come when we dropped the baby giraffe down that hole. 1.3069 0.06253 101 79 13 9
1885 Looks like another female just broke through the glass ceiling. 1.3069 0.05927 101 77 17 7
1886 The kid downstairs is reading that pop-up book on Giraffes again 1.3069 0.05023 101 72 27 2
1887 This sure isn't what I thought you meant by "neck in the apartment." 1.3069 0.05583 101 75 21 5
1888 Okay, you're right. The puppy that guy sold us last year was not a Beagle. 1.3069 0.05927 101 77 17 7
1889 Nick, from downstairs, says he likes our TV reception better. 1.3069 0.05217 101 73 25 3
1890 The guy downstairs got a new emotional support animal 1.3069 0.05758 101 76 19 6
1891 She has our nose. 1.3069 0.06092 101 78 15 8
1892 I don’t know, do we even HAVE any more lettuce? 1.3069 0.05583 101 75 21 5
1893 I really thought a split-level ranch was something else entirely. 1.3069 0.06409 101 80 11 10
1894 Your ecological concerns are getting out of hand! 1.3069 0.05217 101 73 25 3
1895 I didn't think the new TV would be this high def 1.3069 0.05927 101 77 17 7
1896 I’m so high right now. 1.3069 0.05583 101 75 21 5
1897 SSHHH, I don't think he sees us. 1.3069 0.05583 101 75 21 5
1898 I had a different idea of view of the zoo 1.3069 0.05403 101 74 23 4
1899 When I told you that I wanted some head, this really wasn't what I had in mind. 1.3069 0.05927 101 77 17 7
1900 Better or worse than the ostrich who used to live upstairs? 1.3069 0.05403 101 74 23 4
1901 He promised to move as soon as a duplex becomes available. 1.3069 0.05583 101 75 21 5
1902 I told you he was going to grow taller than 7 feet! 1.3069 0.05403 101 74 23 4
1903 That's the trouble with the 8 foot ceilings in this building! 1.3069 0.05217 101 73 25 3
1904 Well, we did get the better end of the deal with this whole pet sharing arrangement. 1.3069 0.05403 101 74 23 4
1905 Miriam, when they said this building used to be a firehouse, did they mention any recent history? 1.3069 0.05583 101 75 21 5
1906 We have to talk to the co-op board about the new pet policy. It’s getting to be a pain in the neck. 1.3069 0.05403 101 74 23 4
1907 It's a hole in one and two under par.” 1.3069 0.06253 101 79 13 9
1908 Honey I know you work at the Bronx Zoo, but do you have to bring your work home with you? 1.3069 0.06092 101 78 15 8
1909 It's like Whac-A-Mole but without the hustle, bustle, and mallet. 1.3069 0.05217 101 73 25 3
1910 They've given us the ideal pet. We cuddle and feed it, but don't have to clean up the mess. 1.3069 0.05403 101 74 23 4
1911 I knew it! The apartment below us got a labradraffe! 1.3069 0.05583 101 75 21 5
1912 It makes a nice statement piece. 1.3069 0.05583 101 75 21 5
1913 I miss adjusting antennas. 1.3069 0.05927 101 77 17 7
1914 3C leased their apartment before the "no pets" rule. 1.3069 0.05217 101 73 25 3
1915 Hey! We’re trying to watch TV here!! 1.3069 0.05927 101 77 17 7
1916 We got the good end of the deal. All we have to do is feed her. 1.3069 0.05583 101 75 21 5
1917 I don't see this coffee table working. 1.3069 0.06092 101 78 15 8
1918 At least we only have to worry about cleaning up if he drools. 1.3069 0.05217 101 73 25 3
1919 It's a zoo downstairs. 1.3069 0.05758 101 76 19 6
1920 Our downstairs neighbor. He pops in every now and then. 1.3069 0.05403 101 74 23 4
1921 Look on the bright side, we got his top half.” 1.3069 0.05403 101 74 23 4
1922 At least we have the eating end. 1.3069 0.05583 101 75 21 5
1923 I don't mind him coming over all the time. But, he could at leasst face us one in awhile. 1.3069 0.05217 101 73 25 3
1924 When I said I needed a tall one I didn't quite mean this! 1.3069 0.05758 101 76 19 6
1925 Hey could you move your head? I can’t see the movie. 1.3069 0.05758 101 76 19 6
1926 Well, at least we got the end where stuff goes in. 1.3069 0.06092 101 78 15 8
1927 Well, we don’t need to walk him 1.3069 0.05023 101 72 27 2
1928 We have to find a support animal that is cheaper to care for than Beanstock. 1.3069 0.05023 101 77 19 5
1929 Where’d the elephant go? 1.3069 0.05758 101 76 19 6
1930 We weren't using the basement anyway and it makes hand-feeding him easy peezy 1.3069 0.05403 101 74 23 4
1931 I prefer the ostrich head in the dining room ceiling. 1.3069 0.05927 101 77 17 7
1932 How many times did I ask you if you'd reviewed all the HOA fine print? 1.3069 0.05403 101 74 23 4
1933 I'm glad we got the top half. Some food, some water, and lots of hugs… Imagine living on the floor below! 1.3069 0.05758 101 76 19 6
1934 On the other hand, it IS much quieter than the parrots they used to have. 1.3069 0.06253 101 79 13 9
1935 That place downstairs is a zoo... 1.3069 0.05583 101 75 21 5
1936 Perhaps we should pick a less "pet friendly" building for our next apartment... 1.3069 0.05403 101 74 23 4
1937 Pet Share is nothing like Ride Share 1.3069 0.05583 101 75 21 5
1938 By all means... join us. 1.3069 0.05583 101 75 21 5
1939 He’s splitting the cable bill with us 1.3069 0.05758 101 76 19 6
1940 She’s obviously out of her neck of the woods 1.3069 0.05927 101 77 17 7
1941 We're going to have to move the TV. 1.3069 0.06253 101 79 13 9
1942 It could be worse. 5C got the lion cage. 1.3069 0.05927 101 77 17 7
1943 He’s sheltering in our place. 1.3069 0.05403 101 74 23 4
1944 You are right , we need to rethink the placement of the coffee table. 1.3069 0.05927 101 77 17 7
1945 There's more to this than first appears. 1.3069 0.05403 101 74 23 4
1946 It looks good honey, but I'm not sure we have the space. 1.3069 0.05758 101 76 19 6
1947 I can't believe that guy on the first floor traded his lion for this. 1.3069 0.06253 101 79 13 9
1948 Well, at least we didn't take the downstairs unit. 1.3069 0.04612 101 75 23 3
1949 when the listing said it was a "zoo" downstairs,I didn't think they meant "there was a zoo downstairs." 1.3069 0.05758 101 76 19 6
1950 As soon as I heard he was leasing the unit below us, I knew he would be trouble. 1.3069 0.05217 101 73 25 3
1951 The man downstairs says we should put more fibre in its diet. 1.3069 0.05758 101 76 19 6
1952 I told the genie I'd like to live just north of Savannah. 1.3069 0.05403 101 74 23 4
1953 This is a real pain in the neck. 1.3069 0.06253 101 79 13 9
1954 The vet downstairs is working from home, but he's hoping its only until Labor Day. 1.3069 0.05583 101 75 21 5
1955 I suspect it’s worse for the couple downstairs. 1.3069 0.05583 101 75 21 5
1956 I guess the neighbors are back from Safari. 1.3069 0.05217 101 73 25 3
1957 George is doing LSD again. 1.3069 0.05583 101 75 21 5
1958 You tell her we want to change the channel. 1.3069 0.06253 101 79 13 9
1959 Well, he always made me happy in the Toys 'R' Us store. 1.3069 0.05758 101 76 19 6
1960 Yeah, I like to feed it leaves, but I wonder what happens downstairs. 1.3069 0.05583 101 75 21 5
1961 I think we need to lower the yeast in that animal cracker recipe. 1.3069 0.05758 101 76 19 6
1962 Upon consideration, I'm glad we have the top half. 1.3069 0.05403 101 74 23 4
1963 The white guy below was paying tribute to my roots, but I was born in Queens. 1.3069 0.05217 101 73 25 3
1964 I still think we got the better end of the deal. 1.3069 0.05583 101 75 21 5
1965 All the rules this building has, they don't have one that you can't have a pet taller than your ceiling? 1.3069 0.05927 101 77 17 7
1966 When you said we were going to go wild, I didn't have this in mind 1.3069 0.05758 101 76 19 6
1967 I think her exact wording was ‘In the heart of an urban jungle.’ 1.3069 0.05758 101 76 19 6
1968 I preferred the elephant. 1.3069 0.05927 101 77 17 7
1969 so you’re telling me i can’t have a pit bull in this building but the downstairs neighbor can have that? 1.3069 0.06092 101 78 15 8
1970 We can’t afford both apartments, Ray. This is New York. 1.3069 0.05583 101 75 21 5
1971 Hope you don't mind Jerry joining us tonight, his place is a bit of a zoo 1.3069 0.05217 101 73 25 3
1972 Our neighbors are animals. 1.3069 0.05583 101 75 21 5
1973 They did say this was a very inclusive building. 1.3069 0.05403 101 74 23 4
1974 Apparently the 50 pound pet weight limit is flexible here. 1.3069 0.05217 101 73 25 3
1975 She said cityscape views were a non-negotiable 1.3069 0.06409 101 80 11 10
1976 He gave me his Netflix password, so it only seemed fair. 1.3069 0.05927 101 77 17 7
1977 Tiger King was a one shot deal. Nobody is going to watch Giraffe Queen. 1.3069 0.05758 101 76 19 6
1978 It‘s rent-controlled though. 1.3069 0.05217 101 73 25 3
1979 Do you like the view from the top? 1.3069 0.05217 101 78 17 6
1980 Watching the season finale of 2020 1.3069 0.05583 101 75 21 5
1981 Wow! There is a giraffe coming through the floor of our apartment! Very cool! 1.3069 0.06092 101 78 15 8
1982 I thought it was only rat infested! 1.3069 0.05023 101 77 19 5
1983 this is why we need to discuss all major purchases 1.3069 0.05927 101 77 17 7
1984 Say what you will honey, we have the better half” 1.3069 0.05403 101 74 23 4
1985 I love how accommodating these high-rises have become, I just wish they had taller ceilings. 1.3069 0.05758 101 76 19 6
1986 I told you it would look better on the wall. 1.3069 0.05927 101 77 17 7
1987 That explains the giraffe penis we saw downstairs. 1.3069 0.06253 101 79 13 9
1988 Could she at least find a spot that didn't block the tv? 1.3069 0.05583 101 75 21 5
1989 No wonder the virtual tour mentioned no broker's fee necessary. 1.3069 0.05583 101 75 21 5
1990 I think the ‘necks door neighbor’ joke has run its course Barbara 1.3069 0.05927 101 77 17 7
1991 Make ‘Toys R Us’ Great Again 1.3069 0.05583 101 75 21 5
1992 I’ll fully accept the criticism for this, but in the moment.. let’s just take it in” 1.3069 0.05583 101 75 21 5
1993 Remember when people made functional coffee tables? 1.3069 0.05403 101 74 23 4
1994 We should have hired a lawyer to read the lease agreement 1.3069 0.05927 101 77 17 7
1995 I still think the folks downstairs got a worse deal 1.3069 0.05403 101 74 23 4
1996 Funny, it looked smaller in the picture. 1.3069 0.05583 101 75 21 5
1997 Now that I can't see the screen, I finally feel like we're back at the movie theater. 1.3069 0.05583 101 75 21 5
1998 Pretty high maintenance...but still much better than the downstairs unit. 1.3069 0.05023 101 72 27 2
1999 He’s honestly been a great subletter. 1.3069 0.05217 101 73 25 3
2000 It used to be mounted on the wall, but people kept hitting their head 1.3069 0.05403 101 74 23 4
2001 Look, we got in-unit laundry in midtown, didn’t we? 1.3069 0.05403 101 74 23 4
2002 At least we’re not under the elephants. 1.3069 0.05583 101 75 21 5
2003 I feel bad Toys R Us went out of business, but I don’t think an office job was the right choice 1.3069 0.05583 101 75 21 5
2004 Please address the elephant in the room?! 1.3069 0.05403 101 74 23 4
2005 I thought the offering plan said 12 ft ceiling? 1.3069 0.05023 101 72 27 2
2006 Since he painted our ceiling last week, I said he can watch TV at our place anytime. 1.3069 0.05583 101 75 21 5
2007 Am I high or is that a giraffe? 1.3069 0.05583 101 75 21 5
2008 I thought you just got the expression wrong 1.3069 0.05583 101 75 21 5
2009 It's been like this ever since Toys 'R' Us closed. 1.3069 0.05403 101 74 23 4
2010 Wait, don’t move! I’m sure there is an evolutionary reason for this. 1.3069 0.05583 101 75 21 5
2011 Modern architecture now includes emotional support holes. 1.3069 0.05927 101 77 17 7
2012 Yes theres a giraffe in our living room....but my question, Margaret, is why is there a hole in our floor? 1.3069 0.05927 101 77 17 7
2013 I’m glad the marriage counselor can accommodate our emotional support giraffe 1.3069 0.05583 101 75 21 5
2014 It's not ridiculous; it's reticulated. 1.3053 0.06000 95 72 17 6
2015 Why can't the tenants downstairs have a cat like everybody else. 1.3039 0.05536 102 76 21 5
2016 I'm just not sure about this idea of merging the zoo and the art museum to save costs. 1.3039 0.05877 102 78 17 7
2017 I guess the zoologist moved into 1C. 1.3039 0.05358 102 75 23 4
2018 I never trusted your art dealer friend. This is not a Modigliani” 1.3039 0.06198 102 80 13 9
2019 It was sixty percent off. 1.3030 0.05824 99 75 18 6
2020 Well, they did turn the music down. 1.3030 0.05266 99 72 24 3
2021 Just be thankful we're not on the first floor. 1.3030 0.05644 99 74 20 5
2022 Ecologists made them build the condo around his natural habitat. 1.3030 0.06168 99 77 14 8
2023 And yet they won’t reopen the bars. 1.3030 0.05644 99 74 20 5
2024 Looks like those hoofbeats weren't horses or zebras. 1.3030 0.05824 99 75 18 6
2025 I thought our downstairs neighbors said they were getting a cool DRAFT. 1.3030 0.05824 99 75 18 6
2026 I still don't agree that this counts as a "reasonable accommodation." 1.3030 0.05266 99 72 24 3
2027 So this is what they meant when we signed up for a virtual safari! 1.3030 0.05459 99 73 22 4
2028 Yeah, but if I get rid of it, I’ll never get my security deposit back. 1.3030 0.05824 99 75 18 6
2029 This is going to make it a lot harder to install that firefighter's pole. 1.3030 0.05067 99 71 26 2
2030 You’re the one who didn’t want cathedral ceilings. 1.3030 0.05824 99 75 18 6
2031 I actually preferred the elephant. 1.3030 0.05459 99 73 22 4
2032 Welcome to our neck of the woods. 1.3030 0.05824 99 75 18 6
2033 If it was an ostrich, I'd be laughing. 1.3030 0.05459 99 73 22 4
2034 Explains why our Acacia's were losing their leaves!" 1.3030 0.05459 99 73 22 4
2035 Awkward, yes, but is it art? 1.3030 0.05824 99 75 18 6
2036 Upward mobility if you are willing to stick your neck out. 1.3030 0.05998 99 76 16 7
2037 They did say this place was a Zoo 1.3030 0.05459 99 73 22 4
2038 The listing said it was pet friendly 1.3030 0.05266 99 72 24 3
2039 And you paid how much for our virtual safari? 1.3030 0.05824 99 75 18 6
2040 We do have to feed her, but at least we're not on the first floor 1.3030 0.05824 99 75 18 6
2041 The ad did say pet friendly. 1.3030 0.05459 99 73 22 4
2042 Well...at least he's quiet... 1.3030 0.05824 99 75 18 6
2043 Reminds me of the kinda thing you'd find in a cartoon.. 1.3030 0.05266 99 72 24 3
2044 If he sees his shadow, we get six more episodes of Tiger Kingdom. 1.3030 0.05824 99 75 18 6
2045 They did say that the daycare facility is exceptional. 1.3030 0.06333 99 78 12 9
2046 So when you told the shelter that we'd be happy to foster an animal... 1.3030 0.05067 99 71 26 2
2047 Well, it is 2020 after all. 1.3030 0.05644 99 74 20 5
2048 I prefer this to the elephant upstairs. 1.3030 0.05459 99 73 22 4
2049 When you suggesting 'necking,' this isn't quite what I had in mind. 1.3030 0.05644 99 74 20 5
2050 Have you met the downstairs neighbors? Nice enough, but their place is a total zoo 1.3030 0.05459 99 73 22 4
2051 Do you feel a giraffe in here? 1.3030 0.05459 99 73 22 4
2052 How long will The Zoo staff be working from home? 1.3030 0.05644 99 74 20 5
2053 At least we don’t live below the Smiths and their elephant 1.3030 0.05824 99 75 18 6
2054 So much for 9' ceilings. 1.3030 0.05644 99 74 20 5
2055 We will have to endure this for fourteen days! 1.3030 0.05459 99 73 22 4
2056 I guess we should have looked a bit closer at the "pets allowed" comment in the lease agreement. 1.3030 0.05266 99 72 24 3
2057 Yes, we get to feed it and scratch its ears, the people in 3G get to clean up. 1.3030 0.05824 99 75 18 6
2058 One of us is High!” 1.3030 0.05363 99 75 19 5
2059 Hey! Down-stairs in front! 1.3030 0.06168 99 77 14 8
2060 Remember, I warned you about the 'Pets Allowed' before we moved in. 1.3030 0.05644 99 74 20 5
2061 This time he's really sticking his neck out. 1.3030 0.05644 99 74 20 5
2062 He's still growing, so we're looking into whether the people upstairs also like pets. 1.3030 0.05644 99 74 20 5
2063 I thought the tall kids were supposed to sit in the back. 1.3030 0.05824 99 75 18 6
2064 And I was concerned that our new neighbors below would be noisy. 1.3030 0.05067 99 71 26 2
2065 The best part? I only have to feed it. 1.3030 0.05644 99 74 20 5
2066 He always seems so disappointed since I moved the acacia trees. 1.3030 0.05824 99 75 18 6
2067 I've been expecting this ever since the giraffes moved in downstairs. 1.3030 0.06168 99 77 14 8
2068 You tell him about the 2 week quarantine! 1.3030 0.05363 99 75 19 5
2069 You have the weirdest dog. 1.3030 0.05644 99 74 20 5
2070 This building is pet friendly. 1.3030 0.05644 99 74 20 5
2071 At least he never complains about the tap dancing. 1.3030 0.05644 99 74 20 5
2072 We need some plants. 1.3030 0.06168 99 77 14 8
2073 The owner promised him it was a loft. 1.3030 0.05998 99 76 16 7
2074 Well, look on the bright side; we definitely got the better half of the deal! 1.3030 0.05644 99 74 20 5
2075 I guess they got tired of banging a broom on the ceiling. 1.3030 0.05459 99 73 22 4
2076 I've heard of sharing a pet with your ex, but this is ridiculous. 1.3030 0.05459 99 73 22 4
2077 It was advertised as the ultimate conversation starter 1.3030 0.05824 99 75 18 6
2078 Gotta really have a chat with that Noah guy 1.3030 0.05459 99 73 22 4
2079 Sorry, the t.v. downstairs is on the fritz. 1.3030 0.05644 99 74 20 5
2080 Well, I do think we got the better end of the deal. 1.3030 0.05459 99 73 22 4
2081 Okay, she’s nearly 18. The stuffy collection has got to go. 1.3030 0.05644 99 74 20 5
2082 Oops. I thought it would be just the two of us who would be necking 1.3030 0.05459 99 73 22 4
2083 It's a terrific piece of art, I'm just not sure it works in here. 1.3030 0.05824 99 75 18 6
2084 Well this explains the rent discount 1.3030 0.05824 99 75 18 6
2085 Just because this building promotes itself as "pet friendly"... 1.3030 0.05168 99 74 21 4
2086 The advertisement said Pop Up Animal Toy..... How was I supposed to know ? 1.3030 0.05824 99 75 18 6
2087 Home zoo-ing isn't what I expected. 1.3030 0.05644 99 74 20 5
2088 No way that giraffe is 6 feet away. 1.3030 0.05824 99 75 18 6
2089 You have to admit she does a good job watching the place. 1.3030 0.05735 99 77 15 7
2090 Floor damage aside, I prefer this to the elephant. 1.3030 0.05459 99 73 22 4
2091 Its not to bad, at least I don't have the other end. 1.3030 0.05266 99 72 24 3
2092 See what happens when Jeff Koons is your downstairs neighbor? 1.3030 0.05824 99 75 18 6
2093 I've always wondered what that hole was for! 1.3030 0.05266 99 72 24 3
2094 I donated to PETA and was expecting a coffee table. 1.3030 0.05824 99 75 18 6
2095 Don't they have the same height restrictions downstairs, too 1.3030 0.06168 99 77 14 8
2096 He keeps a lookout for any elephants in the room. 1.3030 0.05459 99 73 22 4
2097 At least we got the better half! 1.3030 0.05644 99 74 20 5
2098 I didn't realize sharing our Netflix account would be such an intrusion of privacy. 1.3030 0.05998 99 76 16 7
2099 When the lawyer called this an "easement," it seemed kind of abstract to me. Not any more. 1.3030 0.05266 99 72 24 3
2100 I hope the receptionist knows we've been waiting longer than he has. 1.3030 0.05824 99 75 18 6
2101 I don't have the heart to do it, but I'd love to watch something besides Animal Planet. 1.3030 0.05998 99 76 16 7
2102 Yeah, but I love his riffs during bad movies. 1.3030 0.05998 99 76 16 7
2103 It was better when he kept hitting his head on the floor. 1.3030 0.05998 99 76 16 7
2104 Who referred you to this doctor? 1.3030 0.05998 99 76 16 7
2105 - I told you we should have taken the loft. 1.3030 0.05459 99 73 22 4
2106 when you consider the alternative, we’re actually getting a good deal 1.3030 0.05824 99 75 18 6
2107 They said they accept all pets but this is ridiculous 1.3030 0.04859 99 75 20 4
2108 Weird. Last night I dreamt an ostrich with its head in the sand . 1.3030 0.05459 99 73 22 4
2109 You should’ve just given him your Netflix password 1.3030 0.05998 99 76 16 7
2110 At least he’ll be quieter than the elephant in the room 1.3030 0.03196 99 76 21 2
2111 Honestly, I think he’s just as happy here. 1.3030 0.05459 99 73 22 4
2112 And what about zoocial distancing? 1.3030 0.05644 99 74 20 5
2113 I know, but the price was right, and the view is spectacular! 1.3030 0.05459 99 73 22 4
2114 hmm..where did the elephant in the room go to? 1.3030 0.06168 99 77 14 8
2115 Looks like the people downstairs got a new quarantine pet 1.3030 0.05998 99 76 16 7
2116 She's practicing for the glass ceiling 1.3030 0.05644 99 74 20 5
2117 Just our luck...why do we always end up sitting behind the tallest guy in the room?!?! 1.3030 0.04859 99 70 28 1
2118 Sorry, the AC is broken down there! 1.3030 0.05266 99 72 24 3
2119 I am glad we got this end 1.3030 0.05998 99 76 16 7
2120 ‘I always sleep in my house but wake up in theirs..’ 1.3030 0.05266 99 72 24 3
2121 I hear they’re very quiet. 1.3030 0.05644 99 74 20 5
2122 They did warn us that moving to the city might mean nosey neighbors 1.3030 0.05266 99 72 24 3
2123 Wow, this HD TV really brings planet earth to life 1.3030 0.05998 99 76 16 7
2124 This is the last time I'm doing edibles with you! 1.3030 0.05067 99 76 18 5
2125 That's why this appartment was so affordable. The neighborhood is wild! 1.3030 0.05459 99 73 22 4
2126 That easement might not have been such a good idea. 1.3030 0.05067 99 71 26 2
2127 I guess he brought his work home again 1.3030 0.05459 99 73 22 4
2128 Honestly it’s nice to finally have some company over. 1.3030 0.05824 99 75 18 6
2129 only in New York baby 1.3030 0.05824 99 75 18 6
2130 You know, I think this can work. 1.3030 0.05644 99 74 20 5
2131 When we signed the lease, "obstructed view" didn't seem like a problem. 1.3030 0.05998 99 76 16 7
2132 I told you, something like this would happen, once you start getting friendly with the neighbors in this city! 1.3030 0.05824 99 75 18 6
2133 Now that’s what I call sticking your neck out 1.3030 0.05459 99 73 22 4
2134 Baby, I know this new Attenborough documentary is in 3D but we’re not wearing our glasses...right?! 1.3030 0.05067 99 71 26 2
2135 Is that a giraffe in our living room or are you happy to see me? 1.3030 0.06168 99 77 14 8
2136 We've been to dozens of couple counselling sessions and she still won't address the giraffe in the room. 1.3030 0.05998 99 76 16 7
2137 How’d this guy get a head of us. 1.3030 0.05824 99 75 18 6
2138 said something about the grass being greener? 1.3030 0.05824 99 75 18 6
2139 At least we only have to deal with the feeding end. 1.3021 0.05155 96 69 25 2
2140 Getting her here was a tall order. 1.3021 0.05565 96 71 21 4
2141 She has squatter’s rights over both units. 1.3021 0.05364 96 70 23 3
2142 We got the good end. 1.3021 0.05565 96 71 21 4
2143 It a real conservation piece. 1.3021 0.05758 96 72 19 5
2144 He said he was socially distancing from downstairs. 1.3021 0.05758 96 72 19 5
2145 Maybe we should have asked just they meant by 'pet friendly' when we signed the lease. 1.3021 0.05364 96 70 23 3
2146 Ok. You win. The animal channel it is 1.3021 0.05565 96 71 21 4
2147 Well, the upside is that he doesn't bark. 1.3021 0.05758 96 72 19 5
2148 I don't mind sharing our exotic pet with the neighbors as long as they take care of the litter box. 1.3021 0.06127 96 74 15 7
2149 On one level, it could be a bit like owning a dog. But on another level, yeah, it's a giraffe. 1.3021 0.06304 96 75 13 8
2150 When we suggested - Pop up anytime! -- who knew they'd ever take us up on it? 1.3021 0.05758 96 72 19 5
2151 Well, THAT didn't work. Maybe jack up the couch next? 1.3021 0.05565 96 71 21 4
2152 Just wait until you see my aquarium. 1.3021 0.05946 96 73 17 6
2153 And that's why i needed to buy a duplex. 1.3021 0.05155 96 69 25 2
2154 I needed a partner who would stick their neck out for me. 1.3021 0.05565 96 71 21 4
2155 Yeah, but we didn’t need to feed their Christmas tree. 1.3021 0.05565 96 71 21 4
2156 All I really wanted was a coffee table. 1.3021 0.05565 96 71 21 4
2157 Yeah, we have to feed him, but they have to clean up after him. 1.3021 0.06127 96 74 15 7
2158 Say what you want about the neighbors downstairs... They are quiet. 1.3021 0.04826 96 75 16 5
2159 I wonder which floor it’s on. 1.3021 0.05565 96 71 21 4
2160 Our lease did say pet friendly. 1.3021 0.05758 96 72 19 5
2161 I spy with my little eye... 1.3021 0.05261 96 72 20 4
2162 Sure, he stuck his neck out, but where’s the risk. 1.3021 0.05946 96 73 17 6
2163 You really should have splurged for the higher ceilings. 1.3021 0.05946 96 73 17 6
2164 I'm telling you, Eric Trump will never find her here. 1.3021 0.05946 96 73 17 6
2165 How do I always end up behind the tall guy? 1.3021 0.05946 96 73 17 6
2166 I guess I should have asked what ‘unique duplex near the zoo’ meant. 1.3021 0.05565 96 71 21 4
2167 Hey, can we watch something other than Animal Planet for a change? 1.3021 0.05565 96 71 21 4
2168 If only Geoffrey the giraffe knew what he was getting into when he said yes to taking over for the elephant during quarantine 1.3021 0.05758 96 72 19 5
2169 I'll be happy when the Johnsons get their own TV repaired.' 1.3021 0.05758 96 72 19 5
2170 she loves watching animal planet with us 1.3021 0.05364 96 70 23 3
2171 No potty training required. She's the perfect apartment pet. 1.3021 0.05758 96 72 19 5
2172 When I said you could move in, I didn't know you had an emotional support animal. 1.3021 0.05758 96 72 19 5
2173 At least we got this end of him. 1.3021 0.06127 96 74 15 7
2174 Let's just call it performance art." 1.3021 0.05155 96 69 25 2
2175 Look on the bright side, we"ve got two extra coat hooks 1.3021 0.05565 96 71 21 4
2176 They said ‘you’ll never domesticate a giraffe,’ but look how much she enjoys the British Baking shows! 1.3021 0.05758 96 72 19 5
2177 This seems harder than when we addressed the elephant 1.3021 0.05155 96 69 25 2
2178 It's called a neck easement. Uncommon, but . . . 1.3021 0.05946 96 73 17 6
2179 Can we switch over to the Discovery channel? I haven’t seen my cousin Carl in years. 1.3021 0.05758 96 72 19 5
2180 Wait'll the ostrich sees this. 1.3021 0.05758 96 72 19 5
2181 I just wonder what the people downstairs are thinking. 1.3021 0.05946 96 73 17 6
2182 Wow, he really stuck his neck out on the mortgage. 1.3021 0.05946 96 73 17 6
2183 Well, it is less fraught than the elephant. 1.3021 0.03511 96 75 18 3
2184 It's better than the downstairs unit. We just have to feed her. 1.3021 0.06304 96 75 13 8
2185 How much did you donate to the adopt-an-animal program?" 1.3021 0.05364 96 70 23 3
2186 So what if my emotional support animal is, as you say, "tall". I have a right to be accommodated! 1.3021 0.06127 96 74 15 7
2187 Actually, these is a giraffe clause in the lease. 1.3021 0.05758 96 72 19 5
2188 For a minute, I nearly forgot about the family of hyenas living upstairs. 1.3021 0.06127 96 74 15 7
2189 I am really glad we don’t live in the apartment below us! 1.3021 0.05946 96 73 17 6
2190 We need to talk about the giraffe in the room. 1.3021 0.06127 96 74 15 7
2191 Motherfucker! The giraffes are back. 1.3021 0.05946 96 73 17 6
2192 OK, it's a giraffe. Let's eat. 1.3021 0.06127 96 74 15 7
2193 George, the party doesn't start until 1:00. 1.3021 0.05364 96 70 23 3
2194 I know I've said it before,but my favorite part about living over a zoo is the giraffe. 1.3021 0.06127 96 74 15 7
2195 I wish she would get her own Netflix account. 1.3021 0.05565 96 71 21 4
2196 Well yes we'll have to feed him but it's better than being on the floor below. 1.3021 0.05758 96 72 19 5
2197 If only we'd brought our Ring Toss set. 1.3021 0.05758 96 72 19 5
2198 Well I think it’s obvious we need to talk about the elephant in the room. 1.3021 0.05565 96 71 21 4
2199 He wanted a room with a view and the Zoo's willing to pay. 1.3021 0.05565 96 71 21 4
2200 Usually it’s the upstairs neighbors that we complain about. 1.3021 0.05565 96 71 21 4
2201 Well, this certainly beats watching the news 1.3021 0.05565 96 71 21 4
2202 ‘It could be worse, we only have to feed him...’ 1.3021 0.05758 96 72 19 5
2203 But why does the hole have to be right between my side and the TV? 1.3021 0.06127 96 74 15 7
2204 The listing did advertise high ceilings. Though, I suppose it’s relative” 1.3021 0.04711 96 72 21 3
2205 Honey, did you update Safari? 1.3021 0.05758 96 72 19 5
2206 What do you mean? I'm always sticking my neck out for you like that...! 1.3021 0.05758 96 72 19 5
2207 I always get seated behind the tall guy 1.3021 0.04938 96 68 27 1
2208 Dammit Ollie! Why do you have to keep sticking your neck into our business? 1.3021 0.06127 96 74 15 7
2209 I wondered why this Airbnb was so cheap... 1.3021 0.06127 96 74 15 7
2210 If you think this is bad. Imagine the view from the apartment below. 1.3021 0.05565 96 71 21 4
2211 I'm sure I don't need to point out the elephant in the room, but you're seeing it too, right? 1.3021 0.05758 96 72 19 5
2212 We’re still not moving to the suburbs. 1.3021 0.05565 96 71 21 4
2213 I thought it was supposed to be an elephant. 1.3021 0.05946 96 73 17 6
2214 Honey, is bewilderness a word" 1.3021 0.05946 96 73 17 6
2215 We only have to feed him. It's worse downstairs. 1.3021 0.05565 96 71 21 4
2216 I told you I was accommodating 1.3021 0.05364 96 70 23 3
2217 Don't kid yourself. She doesn't like us, it's just the TV. 1.3021 0.06304 96 75 13 8
2218 ...see, and that’s exactly what being affable gets you. 1.3021 0.05758 96 72 19 5
2219 And they said a Zoom safari would never happen. 1.3021 0.06127 96 74 15 7
2220 It’s always the ones with the biggest heads that sit right in front of you. 1.3021 0.06127 96 74 15 7
2221 It knocks $700 off the rent. 1.3021 0.05565 96 71 21 4
2222 I guess it's cool, but where do I put my coffee? 1.3021 0.06127 96 74 15 7
2223 It literally takes social distancing to new heights 1.3021 0.05946 96 73 17 6
2224 The listing said high ceilings.. 1.3021 0.04826 96 70 24 2
2225 We’re going to need a new therapist. 1.3021 0.05758 96 72 19 5
2226 So that's what that hole in the floor was for 1.3021 0.06127 96 74 15 7
2227 Now we know why the rent was so cheap 1.3021 0.05758 96 72 19 5
2228 I guess we could watch Lion King 1.3021 0.06127 96 74 15 7
2229 I know, I know but it’s rent stabilized. 1.3021 0.05758 96 72 19 5
2230 I hate to say it but It’s your turn to take him for a walk 1.3021 0.05364 96 70 23 3
2231 I thought you said this building had high ceilings.” 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
2232 I always wanted a trophy but I just couldn't pull the trigger. 1.3000 0.05222 100 73 24 3
2233 A Stay at Home Safari! 1.3000 0.05774 100 76 18 6
2234 Do you know what a duplex with 20 ft. ceilings costs? 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
2235 I told you the downstairs neighbor was nosy... 1.3000 0.05505 100 77 17 6
2236 One more thing to tell my therapist about, I guess. 1.2990 0.05892 97 74 17 6
2237 Man, I should have paid extra for a unit on a higher floor. 1.2990 0.05112 97 70 25 2
2238 It’s one those new optical illusion throw rugs. 1.2990 0.05892 97 74 17 6
2239 At least we don't have to deal with the clean-up. 1.2990 0.05707 97 73 19 5
2240 Did the realtor explain what KIND of easement it was? 1.2990 0.05892 97 74 17 6
2241 She's obsessed with our Dalmatian. 1.2990 0.06072 97 75 15 7
2242 Should we get her a mask? 1.2990 0.05317 97 71 23 3
2243 When they moved in they asked if there was any limit on pets 1.2990 0.03639 97 74 21 2
2244 For the record, I wanted to go with the other interior designer... 1.2990 0.05892 97 74 17 6
2245 I never expected him to grow so quickly. We should have put his room in the attic. 1.2990 0.05516 97 72 21 4
2246 We should have taken that third floor walk up. 1.2990 0.05707 97 73 19 5
2247 This was bound to happen once we let them store their stroller in the lobby. 1.2990 0.04672 97 73 21 3
2248 Well, yes, it is hotter up here in the summer months, but honestly, I’m thankful to be on this end of it. 1.2990 0.05317 97 71 23 3
2249 I know we moved into this building because they allowed pets, but this is ridiculous. 1.2990 0.05516 97 72 21 4
2250 he’s not even wearing a mask 1.2990 0.06072 97 75 15 7
2251 Why can't they just subscribe to Animal Planet downstairs? 1.2981 0.05614 104 79 19 6
2252 I guess it’ll be better than the constant head banging sounds. 1.2979 0.05825 94 71 18 5
2253 Next time we rent space, NO PETS! 1.2979 0.06205 94 73 14 7
2254 So. Do you want to talk about the giraffe in the room? 1.2979 0.05625 94 70 20 4
2255 We should have let Dr. and Mrs. Doolittle have the top floor. 1.2979 0.05825 94 71 18 5
2256 Next time just give him the Netflix password. 1.2979 0.06387 94 74 12 8
2257 YOU complained about their elephant... 1.2979 0.05202 94 68 24 2
2258 And remember when you told the rental agent that living above the 'Big and Tall Shop' wouldn't be a problem for us?! 1.2979 0.06018 94 72 16 6
2259 We feed him. They walk him. 1.2979 0.05625 94 70 20 4
2260 Sure, we're responsible for feeding him, but we don't have to clean up after him. 1.2979 0.05825 94 71 18 5
2261 I got it! Let's feed it something that makes the neighbors, um, rethink their decision. 1.2979 0.06018 94 72 16 6
2262 Remember when we only had an elephant in this room? 1.2979 0.06205 94 73 14 7
2263 Love its whimsical joie de vivre, dimensionality and palette, how the darks and lights harmonize with the positive-negative space to create eye movement . . . or did the piece just blink?" 1.2979 0.06018 94 72 16 6
2264 How the hell did he cut that hole? 1.2979 0.05825 94 71 18 5
2265 I knew that hole was too big for a mouse! 1.2979 0.06205 94 73 14 7
2266 Don't complain. We got the better half. 1.2979 0.05825 94 71 18 5
2267 Yeah, it's a little more expensive than the downstairs apartment honey, but soooo much more predictable. 1.2979 0.05825 94 71 18 5
2268 She's trying to self-isolate from the herd of wildebeeste downstairs 1.2979 0.05625 94 70 20 4
2269 Guess we'll move the t.v. 1.2979 0.06563 94 75 10 9
2270 Think about it. We're the lucky ones. All we have to do is feed her. 1.2979 0.06387 94 74 12 8
2271 This time, YOU stun it and I’ll try to pull it all the way through. 1.2979 0.05625 94 70 20 4
2272 It was so nice of her to make us those paintings. 1.2979 0.05625 94 70 20 4
2273 What did you think the realtor meant when he said the couple downstairs had an exotic animal as a pet? 1.2979 0.05625 94 70 20 4
2274 Cute, yeah, but he doesn't come when I call him. 1.2979 0.05825 94 71 18 5
2275 I liked the mermaid better, but the floor was always slippery. 1.2979 0.05418 94 69 22 3
2276 I thought it was always the elephant in the room . 1.2979 0.05522 94 72 17 5
2277 I’ve been wondering who’s been eating all the plants. 1.2979 0.05825 94 71 18 5
2278 Well, compared to the family that lives below us, I'm thinking we're sitting pretty. 1.2979 0.05625 94 70 20 4
2279 Now you know why I wanted the top floor. 1.2979 0.06205 94 73 14 7
2280 Maybe we need to stop tap dancing. 1.2979 0.05418 94 69 22 3
2281 Remember the good old days when rats were the problem? 1.2979 0.05625 94 70 20 4
2282 Personally, I would have been happier with a dog. 1.2979 0.05625 94 70 20 4
2283 Yeah. It feels a lot more open without the carpeting. 1.2979 0.04978 94 67 26 1
2284 We share him with the folks on 26 and 25! 1.2979 0.06018 94 72 16 6
2285 I think it comes with the new Safari search app. 1.2979 0.05418 94 69 22 3
2286 Here's the beauty part. We just have to feed it. 1.2979 0.05202 94 68 24 2
2287 That makes 3 ficus trees this week. 1.2979 0.05625 94 70 20 4
2288 Well this is a pain in the neck. 1.2979 0.05825 94 71 18 5
2289 I thought you said the building had 15-foot ceilings. 1.2979 0.04861 94 74 15 5
2290 So, how's this gonna work again? We just feed him an downstairs will do the rest? 1.2979 0.06018 94 72 16 6
2291 Worst pet-sitting job EVER. 1.2979 0.05625 94 70 20 4
2292 She was such a cute baby. 1.2979 0.05418 94 69 22 3
2293 Now can we get a coffee table? 1.2979 0.05825 94 71 18 5
2294 Hey pal, do you mind? You're blocking the TV. 1.2979 0.05825 94 71 18 5
2295 2020: This ship has sailed, and with such a weird heading 1.2979 0.06205 94 73 14 7
2296 I know he smells terrible, but I'm making a killing off his drawings. 1.2979 0.05825 94 71 18 5
2297 Couldn’t they have just got a dog? 1.2979 0.06018 94 72 16 6
2298 Honey, let’s just give him the password to our Netflix account. 1.2979 0.05418 94 69 22 3
2299 The neighbors owe us big time for guarding their giraffe this summer! 1.2979 0.01070 94 77 15 2
2300 He’ll perk up when the guy downstairs gets home. 1.2979 0.05418 94 69 22 3
2301 I promise it's just for tonight... he's having trouble fitting in downstairs. 1.2979 0.05825 94 71 18 5
2302 Are you seeing this or is it the acid? 1.2979 0.05418 94 69 22 3
2303 Look honey, I don’t like it either but we have to choose our battles. 1.2979 0.05625 94 70 20 4
2304 Still the most affordable place in the city 1.2979 0.05825 94 71 18 5
2305 How do you think I can afford the view? 1.2979 0.06018 94 72 16 6
2306 'our super said he will come check it out in a few days.' 1.2979 0.06018 94 72 16 6
2307 I bet he thinks this is a deluxe apartment in the sky.. 1.2979 0.05625 94 70 20 4
2308 I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: we’ve outgrown the house, Phil. 1.2979 0.05625 94 70 20 4
2309 Our neighbour Mr. G. Raiffe really needs to get his own Netflix account. 1.2979 0.06563 94 75 10 9
2310 I always said this city is a zoo. 1.2979 0.06018 94 72 16 6
2311 You were right, I shouldn’t have cut that hole in the floor 1.2979 0.05825 94 71 18 5
2312 Get him a Bud . . . a tall neck. 1.2959 0.04856 98 70 27 1
2313 First it was the elephant in the room, and now this! 1.2947 0.05264 95 72 19 4
2314 At least we don’t live below the elephant. 1.2947 0.05370 95 70 22 3
2315 First the ostrich upstairs, now this. 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
2316 I’m just glad we got the upstairs on this duplex 1.2947 0.05157 95 69 24 2
2317 I bet he's up to his neck in HOA fees. 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
2318 I think he is looking for a place to sequester 1.2947 0.06147 95 74 14 7
2319 This isn't really what we had in mind when we said you could pop in any time 1.2947 0.05370 95 70 22 3
2320 Where did you find this Safari land cruise package ? 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
2321 Sure we have to feed him, but it could be worse. 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
2322 I told you it sounded like there was a zoo downstairs. 1.2935 0.05687 92 69 19 4
2323 They say their necks are long because their feet smell. 1.2935 0.05687 92 69 19 4
2324 No wonder they're charging such high rent. 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
2325 Looks like they were tired of banging a broom on the ceiling. 1.2935 0.05687 92 69 19 4
2326 Looks like the neighbors are air b-n-b’ing again... 1.2935 0.05687 92 69 19 4
2327 Hey Man,I am starting to think that our downstairs neighbor is getting weird on us. 1.2935 0.06093 92 71 15 6
2328 Stay positive, all we have to do is feed it. 1.2935 0.05473 92 68 21 3
2329 At least, we are not in the apartment beneath him. 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
2330 I hear it's a real zoo downstairs! 1.2935 0.05687 92 69 19 4
2331 Head's up! 1.2935 0.05473 92 68 21 3
2332 Nothing surprises me anymore 1.2935 0.06286 92 72 13 7
2333 Glad we chose the high rise. Can you imagine what came with the walk up? 1.2935 0.05687 92 69 19 4
2334 Next year we can buy the rest of the giraffe. 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
2335 This is great! With this animal sharing arrangement with the Andersons, we are only responsible for input. 1.2935 0.06286 92 72 13 7
2336 I thought having the elephant in the room was bad enough, but noooo! 1.2935 0.05473 92 68 21 3
2337 That family below us is a real zoo. 1.2935 0.06093 92 71 15 6
2338 I want to be good neighbors but we really need to draw the line at some point 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
2339 Looks like they got rid of rent ceilings 1.2935 0.06286 92 72 13 7
2340 It's got to be better than what the downstairs neighbors are watching. 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
2341 I thought you read the lease. 1.2935 0.05473 92 68 21 3
2342 This game is neck and neck. 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
2343 That place is a zoo down there. Have you ever seen the monkey business that goes on? 1.2935 0.05687 92 69 19 4
2344 Maybe a hat rack...? 1.2935 0.05687 92 69 19 4
2345 That reminds me, do we have any peanuts? Dave and Julia Elephant will be coming down for drinks a bit later. 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
2346 On the plus side, he's paid his part of the rent six months in advance. 1.2935 0.05473 92 68 21 3
2347 The taxidermist said it was "half off." 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
2348 I told you not to get Discovery Channel... 1.2935 0.05473 92 68 21 3
2349 What floor is this? 1.2935 0.05250 92 67 23 2
2350 He said that he just needed a place to hole up in. 1.2935 0.05687 92 69 19 4
2351 Is it just me, or have we not had an unobstructed viewing of a David Attenborough show since moving into this apartment? 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
2352 I know I should have some sort of reaction, it’s just nothing really surprises me anymore. 1.2935 0.06093 92 71 15 6
2353 Next time just give him the Netflix password when he asks. 1.2935 0.06093 92 71 15 6
2354 Next time let him have the Netflix password. 1.2935 0.05250 92 67 23 2
2355 MAYBE HE JUST WANTS TO STRETCH HIS NECK 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
2356 I told you that guys with the name of Barnum and Bailey renting the apartment below us made me nervous. 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
2357 I thought I'd be happy with any neighbor as long as they're quiet. 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
2358 The neighbors say she's pooping fine. 1.2935 0.06093 92 71 15 6
2359 So I figured I'd prefer foodie duty to doodie duty. 1.2935 0.06655 92 74 9 9
2360 Relax,Becky. We've all had to make some adjustments recently. 1.2935 0.05473 92 68 21 3
2361 I think a palm tree would have been a better option. 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
2362 It would have been a lot easier if we would have bought him his own TV. 1.2935 0.05687 92 69 19 4
2363 We helped him out. The least he could do is turn around and look at us. 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
2364 They don’t allow cats. 1.2935 0.06093 92 71 15 6
2365 Sure beats the news! 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
2366 I feel so sorry for the people in the apartment below us. 1.2935 0.05135 92 69 20 3
2367 I don't know why Fred downstairs is complaining; we're the ones who have to feed him. 1.2935 0.06093 92 71 15 6
2368 If I cut a hole closer to the TV he could change the channel by himself 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
2369 You can’t feed him too much or my downstairs neighbor complains. 1.2935 0.05473 92 68 21 3
2370 There was nothing the builder could do, it's a protected species. 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
2371 You tell him he can’t binge The Crown. 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
2372 You'd rather we were two floors down? 1.2935 0.05250 92 67 23 2
2373 I don't care if he has low ceilings, does he need to watch the Animal Channel up here? 1.2935 0.06093 92 71 15 6
2374 Zoo will take him after fourteen days. 1.2935 0.06093 92 71 15 6
2375 I like our coffee table better. 1.2935 0.06655 92 74 9 9
2376 Definitely more pleasant hanging out upstairs with him. 1.2935 0.05473 92 68 21 3
2377 And here I thought they were banging on the ceiling because we were being to loud. 1.2935 0.06093 92 71 15 6
2378 Told you, years ago, we should’ve given them a baby aardvark instead. 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
2379 'I told you these apartments have low ceilings!' 1.2935 0.05687 92 69 19 4
2380 No, please tell enlighten me, what is the difference between a giraffe and an okapi? 1.2935 0.05473 92 68 21 3
2381 Well, this explains that terrible smell coming from the downstairs apartment. 1.2935 0.05473 92 68 21 3
2382 This is because you fed him at the zoo last weekend. 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
2383 Finally, someone willing to stick his neck out for what's right. 1.2935 0.04897 92 68 22 2
2384 I know I said no more cats, but I meant no more pets! 1.2935 0.06093 92 71 15 6
2385 Moving upstairs really improved the view. 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
2386 The previous tenants did mention that our neighbour would stick his neck out for us! 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
2387 We're on a 12-month lease, should we name her? 1.2935 0.05687 92 69 19 4
2388 Huge Mistake Putting Dr. Dolittle on the Co-Op Board 1.2935 0.05473 92 68 21 3
2389 Maybe we're being a bit too accommodating to the neighbors downstairs. 1.2935 0.05473 92 68 21 3
2390 If our neighbor won't pay for cable for his pet, let's add laxatives to Geoffrey's snacks. 1.2935 0.05687 92 69 19 4
2391 I’m glad we got the upper floor part. 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
2392 Studios aren’t what they used to be. 1.2935 0.06093 92 71 15 6
2393 I don't care what the book says, I still don't think they are great apartment pets. 1.2935 0.05687 92 69 19 4
2394 The worst part is, he refuses to wear a mask. 1.2935 0.05687 92 69 19 4
2395 Yelp wasn't kidding when it said the zoo was 0 miles away... 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
2396 That reminds me, Smokey from next door borrowed a jar of honey. 1.2935 0.05250 92 67 23 2
2397 Feeding her is easy. I don’t even want to think about what is happening downstairs. 1.2935 0.05687 92 69 19 4
2398 I guess people really are leaving the city. 1.2935 0.05687 92 69 19 4
2399 ‘“I’m just glad they didn’t move in upstairs.” 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
2400 These things always make sense at a silent auction. 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
2401 It got rave reviews on Amazon. 1.2935 0.06093 92 71 15 6
2402 I mean, it’s rent-controlled, so... 1.2935 0.05687 92 69 19 4
2403 Hey Could You Move Your Head 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
2404 Janet, I love you. But your apartment’s turning into a real zoo. 1.2935 0.05687 92 69 19 4
2405 the elephant is on back order. 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
2406 He was promised vaulted ceilings. 1.2935 0.05791 92 72 14 6
2407 I’m just saying it isn’t neighborly when she goes around calling us a pain in the neck. 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
2408 I think we should address the giraffe in the room. 1.2935 0.05473 92 68 21 3
2409 Maybe it’s a grass ceiling 1.2935 0.05687 92 69 19 4
2410 Do you think they’ll know we got here first? 1.2935 0.05687 92 69 19 4
2411 We shouldnt have stayed at the Trump 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
2412 We definitely got the better end of the pet-share deal. 1.2935 0.05687 92 69 19 4
2413 Well, at least it’s not an elephant this time... 1.2935 0.06093 92 71 15 6
2414 well, I guess it’s better than the elephant in the room 1.2935 0.05687 92 69 19 4
2415 I was wondering what the broker meant by “through floor apartment.” 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
2416 We should've just given him our Netflix account! 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
2417 I guess The neighbors are playing Jumanji again.... 1.2935 0.06093 92 71 15 6
2418 ...and that’s only the tip of it! 1.2935 0.06093 92 71 15 6
2419 Better than hearing his head bumping the ceiling all day. 1.2935 0.06286 92 72 13 7
2420 I mean, I guess the neighborhood has gotten a little giraffe-ified 1.2935 0.02907 92 74 15 3
2421 Does the lockdown also applies to zoo animals? Or have we just lost it? 1.2935 0.06093 92 71 15 6
2422 I don't get why you don't think this is a good idea. 1.2935 0.05017 92 66 25 1
2423 I told you my neighbor was an animal. 1.2935 0.05250 92 67 23 2
2424 New neighbors are quiet, but a bit nosey. 1.2935 0.05473 92 68 21 3
2425 Is this really the only way we can afford a 1 bedroom? 1.2935 0.05893 92 70 17 5
2426 Giraffe aside the HOA is next to nothing 1.2935 0.06832 92 75 7 10
2427 I don't judge you when you're working from home, Miranda... 1.2935 0.06286 92 72 13 7
2428 At least it's better than living with that elephant. 1.2917 0.05322 96 71 22 3
2429 These days nothing surprises me anymore. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2430 It looks like we just have to feed him. 1.2903 0.05203 93 68 23 2
2431 At least we're not on the first floor. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2432 I'm just saying I'd be totally okay with this, but his insistence on reality TV is a deal-breaker. 1.2903 0.06226 93 73 13 7
2433 I know, it's not perfect. But it sure beats the elephant we had in the room before. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2434 Social distancing measures encourage them to do house visits these days. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2435 Be grateful. Our responsibility ends with feeding it. 1.2903 0.05203 93 73 15 5
2436 It was you who wanted this penthouse above the zoo. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2437 I wonder how long he’s been waiting to see the doctor? 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2438 The taxidermy is actually the least terrible thing about living above Don Jr. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2439 At what point do we say modern art has gone too far? 1.2903 0.05203 93 68 23 2
2440 I think I liked it better when he kept the lions. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
2441 Does this make us Green? 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
2442 ‘Is this God invoking the 10th commandment?’ 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2443 I guess that explains the mystery hole. 1.2889 0.04804 90 69 18 3
2444 We may be stuck in here, but at least we still have our sanit- 1.2889 0.06170 90 70 14 6
2445 Yes, we have to feed him, but at least we don't have to clean up after him. 1.2889 0.06170 90 70 14 6
2446 Can we all just talk about the elephant in the room? 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
2447 Are we supposed to feed him? 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
2448 Hey, down in front. 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
2449 You know, it’s pretty hard to quarantine a giraffe. 1.2889 0.05299 90 66 22 2
2450 Our side of the jungle got too crowded For social distancing 1.2889 0.04673 90 71 15 4
2451 I see Bob and Susan got a new pet. 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
2452 Looks like 12B won’t be getting their pet deposit back. 1.2889 0.05299 90 66 22 2
2453 We need a new co-op board. 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
2454 she really likes the Animal Planet channel 1.2889 0.06170 90 70 14 6
2455 She was cheaper than a coffee table. 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
2456 Look at the bright side—we can feed it as much as we want." 1.2889 0.05299 90 66 22 2
2457 Ethical considerations aside, we did get the better end of the deal. 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
2458 I guess we’re lucky. He eats up here, the rest is their problem. 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
2459 They grow up so fast. 1.2889 0.06369 90 71 12 7
2460 If she doesn't leave in 5 minutes I'm putting on The Lion King. 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
2461 Now I get why rent is so cheap. 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
2462 At least we only have to feed it 1.2889 0.06369 90 71 12 7
2463 Eventually, we'll need a bigger place. 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
2464 Yeah, but at least it's the better half. 1.2889 0.06170 90 70 14 6
2465 I’ve had it up to here with this apartment! 1.2889 0.05299 90 66 22 2
2466 Did you hear that Tarzan moved into the building? 1.2889 0.05529 90 67 20 3
2467 Damn invasive species. 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
2468 Look at me when I'm talking to you... 1.2889 0.06170 90 70 14 6
2469 The zoo downstairs doesn’t have cable. 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
2470 Well, on the bright side, we get the part that eats food and does not pass it out. 1.2889 0.04397 90 70 17 3
2471 Built the apartment around him...it was the least we could do. 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
2472 Well, at least we don't have an elephant in the room. 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
2473 Should we move the couch or the TV? 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
2474 It's the last half of its species. 1.2889 0.05529 90 67 20 3
2475 The guy downstairs started binge-watching Tiger King and poof, the next thing you know old Joe “ Psychotic” starts his own zoo. 1.2889 0.06369 90 71 12 7
2476 Well, I must admit, they did ask first! 1.2889 0.05529 90 67 20 3
2477 “Don’t worry, honey...it’s paying rent” 1.2889 0.05529 90 67 20 3
2478 Hell, I told them it wasn't a puppy when they first brought it home. 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
2479 She stuck her neck out and broke the glass ceiling 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
2480 I can’t believe I signed the petition to let the Willis family to adopt an animal from the zoo that had to close! 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
2481 . . . And I thought it was a zoo out there. 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
2482 That broker told me that a "zooplex" was just like a duplex 1.2889 0.06170 90 70 14 6
2483 The hard part is getting him to wear a mask when l take him for a walk! 1.2889 0.06170 90 70 14 6
2484 Another reason to be glad we bought 19-C, not 18-C. 1.2889 0.05529 90 67 20 3
2485 Hopefully this is the better end of the bargain. 1.2889 0.05299 90 66 22 2
2486 I know, but I’m not complaining. You should have seen what my last neighbor used to poke up through there. 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
2487 We should just give him our Netflix password. 1.2889 0.04397 90 70 17 3
2488 Darling, I asked you for a carafe of beer, not a giraffe of cheer! 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
2489 When I invited him to join our bubble, I didn’t realize he was a zookeeper... 1.2889 0.05299 90 66 22 2
2490 Better this than what they get downstairs. 1.2889 0.05529 90 67 20 3
2491 Well, the building's management had to have vetted it as an emotional-support pet. 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
2492 I do feel a little bad for Carl downstairs though... 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
2493 Yeah, he eats a lot. But I still say we got a better deal than the folks downstairs. 1.2889 0.05299 90 66 22 2
2494 They discussed this at the last board meeting. You can have one giraffe or two llamas.. 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
2495 It's not exactly convenient, but my downstairs neighbors have it a lot worse. 1.2889 0.05058 90 65 24 1
2496 We only have to feed her, the folks downstairs do the dirty work 1.2889 0.05529 90 67 20 3
2497 Such a good neighbor. He's always sticking his neck out for us. 1.2889 0.06270 90 73 9 8
2498 I still think it would have been easier to just tell him our Netflix password. 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
2499 It's a real zoo down there 1.2889 0.05299 90 66 22 2
2500 I sure wish the downstairs neighbors would get their own TV. 1.2889 0.05529 90 67 20 3
2501 Next time we get a pet, let's measure it beforehand. 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
2502 I heard her pitch was too high-concept for downstairs. 1.2889 0.06170 90 70 14 6
2503 My therapist said I should let in my base animal instincts. 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
2504 Not the Nature Channel again! 1.2889 0.05529 90 67 20 3
2505 He’s ready for the zoom call: Business on top party down below. 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
2506 Well . . . I guess we're lucky to have the head end. 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
2507 I think we got the best half of this Giraffe share 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
2508 I'm getting a little tired of Animal Channel. 1.2889 0.06170 90 70 14 6
2509 I thought he'd be taller! 1.2889 0.04933 90 67 21 2
2510 3D movies have gotten pretty advanced. 1.2889 0.06562 90 72 10 8
2511 Life is short. 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
2512 At least we didn't rent the apartment below. 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
2513 I'm not sure about being endangered meaning you get the remote. 1.2889 0.05058 90 65 24 1
2514 Can't they just bang on the ceiling with a broomstick like normal neighbors? 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
2515 Gerald is the most compassionate big game hunter you will ever meet. 1.2889 0.05299 90 66 22 2
2516 Sometimes I think, "What would it be like if we had gotten a p..u..p..p..y." 1.2889 0.06170 90 70 14 6
2517 We should have read the Association pet policy a lot closer. 1.2889 0.06369 90 71 12 7
2518 In retrospect, we should have taken that unit over the zebras. 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
2519 He must think there's a "Zoo"m meeting 1.2889 0.06369 90 71 12 7
2520 I guess we aren't the only ones feeling holed up. 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
2521 I swear I clicked ‘rug.’ 1.2889 0.06170 90 70 14 6
2522 The guys downstairs asked me to stop feeding her. 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
2523 Glad we don't live downstairs. 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
2524 He claims air rights. 1.2889 0.05529 90 67 20 3
2525 He just pops up now and then to watch Netflix. 1.2889 0.05058 90 65 24 1
2526 Sure; let's live above a Toys"R"Us, you said. 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
2527 Don’t forget to cover her eyes when the movie gets to the stampede scene. 1.2889 0.05529 90 67 20 3
2528 We gotta move the Acacia tree! 1.2889 0.06170 90 70 14 6
2529 And you said that no one would stick out their neck for me. 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
2530 I told you the apartment downstairs was a zoo! 1.2889 0.05529 90 67 20 3
2531 At least we only have to feed it. Sure glad we did not take the first floor apartment. 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
2532 I feel like I live in a zoo. 1.2889 0.05529 90 67 20 3
2533 'Can you move your head? You're blocking the screen.' 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
2534 I knew I had those growth hormone pills last month. Now I know where they went! 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
2535 City life is a zoo I tell ya! 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
2536 So not what I meant by contemporary art... 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
2537 I thought you said you wanted neck, flicks and chill. 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
2538 Would you mind moving your head a little to the left? 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
2539 oh no not another night watching animal planet 1.2889 0.05529 90 67 20 3
2540 I told you we should have just given him the Netflix password. 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
2541 I guess he could tell we were about to start necking. 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
2542 See, one minute you’re being nice to the new neighbours, the next minute they’re always poking their heads in 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
2543 Did he just sneeze? 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
2544 It’s definitely a statement piece. 1.2889 0.05529 90 67 20 3
2545 Tell me you are seeing that 1.2889 0.05058 90 65 24 1
2546 Sorry, Lorelai and Steven, my giraffe needed a new environment to look at. Hope you don't mind 1.2889 0.06562 90 72 10 8
2547 Next time you agree to pet sit, will you consult with me first? 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
2548 I thought artist lofts would be cooler. 1.2889 0.05529 90 67 20 3
2549 A much needed change. It was getting hard to bear the elephant in the room. 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
2550 should we all wear a mask? 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
2551 Alexa, show me giraffe videos on TV. 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
2552 I do pay a premium for the upstairs unit 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
2553 Is the giraffe the new 'Elephant in the room'.... 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
2554 I know the ad was technically correct, but it's just not what I imagined when we applied for the zoo's new diversity shared housing concept 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
2555 Wtf ?? 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
2556 We're not letting your sister house sit for us any more 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
2557 At least we’re don’t have to talk about the elephant. 1.2889 0.06170 90 70 14 6
2558 That’s not an elephant; it’s a giraffe...but what does that have to do with our marriage? 1.2889 0.05529 90 67 20 3
2559 When they said the ceilings in this building were so tall they could almost fit a giraffe they weren’t kidding. 1.2889 0.06170 90 70 14 6
2560 This beats the view from the first floor 1.2889 0.05529 90 67 20 3
2561 I may not know art, but I know what I like 1.2889 0.05529 90 67 20 3
2562 It’s even more frustrating because he has the remote 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
2563 This the only way she can see the Lion King with us. 1.2889 0.05180 90 68 19 3
2564 Thank goodness we got the 1/2 where the food goes in. 1.2889 0.06562 90 72 10 8
2565 Can we talk about the giraffe in the room? 1.2889 0.05058 90 65 24 1
2566 We need to talk. 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
2567 I thought it was a figurative adoption. 1.2889 0.05058 90 65 24 1
2568 Tall yes, but can he fetch? 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
2569 Holy giraffe 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
2570 There are patterns everywhere 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
2571 if you want a more traditional Christmas I can hang a baubles off his horns 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
2572 Honey, did we forget to pay the giraffe bill this month? 1.2889 0.06369 90 71 12 7
2573 Mask please. 1.2889 0.05964 90 69 16 5
2574 This is not how I thought we would share a Netflix account 1.2889 0.05299 90 66 22 2
2575 Ok, I am willing to concede that you may have a point about me taking too much LSD. 1.2857 0.05250 91 67 22 2
2576 He says he's upwardly-mobile 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
2577 I thought you said there was an elephant in here. 1.2857 0.06110 91 71 14 6
2578 I think the downstairs neighbors are getting the worst of it." 1.2857 0.05250 91 67 22 2
2579 Don't feed it this time. 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
2580 When I saw the ad,"Upper West Side, New 2 bedroom, just under 1.5 million"I wasn't seeing any downside. 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
2581 At least we got the end where the food goes in. 1.2857 0.05012 91 66 24 1
2582 Wow, Disney+ is really stepping up their nature documentaries." 1.2857 0.06110 91 71 14 6
2583 Fortunately, we're only in charge of feeding 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
2584 I’m sorry but the elephant in the room is on vacation. 1.2857 0.06110 91 71 14 6
2585 He’s on a zoom call with a Toys R Us and needed to use our internet 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
2586 It's time he got his own HBO subscription. 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
2587 Could be worse. We do have total clicker control. 1.2857 0.05588 91 71 15 5
2588 I am pretty sure this still violates quarentine 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
2589 Are you sure you wanna watch this nature documentary with us, buddy? 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
2590 'Honey, this online shopping is getting out of control' 1.2857 0.05477 91 68 20 3
2591 Condo Board President said some guy named Noah moving in this weekend... 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
2592 So, when do you think ‘Lion King’ will reopen? 1.2857 0.05250 91 67 22 2
2593 Aside from the occasional invasion of privacy, yes, I still believe we got the best end of the deal. 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
2594 I was wondering what that hole was for. 1.2841 0.05348 88 65 21 2
2595 Still better than the previous neighbor. 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
2596 Why in the world did you give him the remote? 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
2597 I guess we’ve had worse neighbors. 1.2841 0.05348 88 65 21 2
2598 I think it's time to clean out the basement! 1.2841 0.05587 88 66 19 3
2599 Are you ready to talk about the giraffe in the room? 1.2841 0.05348 88 65 21 2
2600 Is this what you watch! I thought humans were more civilized. 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
2601 Now we know why the Realtor told us that laugh rhymes with giraffe. 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
2602 Is it just me, or did the mushrooms just kick in? 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
2603 How come SHE always gets to choose the program?! 1.2841 0.05587 88 66 19 3
2604 I told you to be careful what you said about the condo board. 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
2605 You can tell it's a female by the eyelashes. 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
2606 Oh, I 'm okay with sharing the apartment. She's not black, but she is African American. 1.2841 0.05587 88 66 19 3
2607 Let's talk about the giraffe in the room. 1.2841 0.05587 88 66 19 3
2608 She was just a little bit of a thing three years ago and now look at her. All grown up. 1.2841 0.05587 88 66 19 3
2609 He just likes to watch. 1.2841 0.06249 88 69 13 6
2610 The neighbors just brought our pet-friendly building policy to a whole new level. 1.2841 0.06249 88 69 13 6
2611 I feel good with our choice. This end should be easier to maintain. 1.2841 0.06455 88 70 11 7
2612 Well, at least we are in 18G not 16G. 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
2613 Looks like the cost of exotic animals has gone through the roof. 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
2614 I should have measured before buying her. 1.2841 0.05587 88 66 19 3
2615 This is the last time that we will rent a tree house near the zoo! 1.2841 0.05348 88 65 21 2
2616 I told him to think about his overhead before he brought the place. 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
2617 And I thought all we had to worry about was the elephant above us. 1.2841 0.05348 88 65 21 2
2618 Well, I guess we can always put the coffee table there. 1.2841 0.06249 88 69 13 6
2619 He did rent the duplex. 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
2620 I'll mention it to the co-op board. 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
2621 You should see what the people downstairs are watching. 1.2841 0.06455 88 70 11 7
2622 I'd love to get rid of him, but the hole is an original feature and he's in a rent controlled apartment 1.2841 0.05587 88 66 19 3
2623 What can I do, he has an easement. 1.2841 0.05587 88 66 19 3
2624 At least she stuck her neck out for us. 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
2625 Maybe we need to revise our stance on contemporary living arts." 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
2626 We always get seated behind that guy 1.2841 0.05587 88 66 19 3
2627 Giraffe Lives Matter, I guess. 1.2841 0.06249 88 69 13 6
2628 So I know we’re gonna address the elephant in the room but are are we really not gonna talk about the giraffe? 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
2629 Why does the giraffe always choose Animal House on its turn for movie night? 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
2630 Can't see the TV, Geoffrey. Go back down for a while. 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2631 We get to feed him pet him and the neighbor downstairs does the cleanup. It works out. 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
2632 Walk-up apartment for rent- Nature so close you can smell it. 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
2633 At least we don't live downstairs. 1.2809 0.05051 89 65 23 1
2634 How'd that hole get here? 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
2635 So much for our empty nest" 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
2636 The brochure said “incomparable amenities.” 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
2637 'Well, I thought they were referring to a scenic view when they said we could see the Zoo from the apartment" 1.2809 0.06390 89 71 11 7
2638 Hey Layla! Can you please move. I can't see the TV! 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
2639 i still cant believe we won the giraffle 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
2640 No wonder why Neckflix was free this month 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
2641 Don't worry Fred, you haven't missed anything. But I have to warn you: we are out of popcorn. 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
2642 I’m more upset that it’s blocking my view of the tv than anything else at this point. 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
2643 You were supposed to fix that hole 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
2644 We’re lucky. Before Noah got divorced and moved in downstairs, he had TWO of these! 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
2645 What elephant?" 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
2646 I think he should get his own Netflix login. 1.2791 0.05139 86 63 22 1
2647 At least we're not in the apartment below. 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
2648 Why is there a giraffe coming out of the floor?! 1.2791 0.06544 86 69 10 7
2649 Yes, it's unique. But now we have to move the TV. 1.2791 0.06331 86 68 12 6
2650 The tenants downstairs have to provide a ring toss. 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
2651 How was I to know that's what they meant by pet sitting in the comfort of your own home? 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
2652 It’s OK. He’s still growing. 1.2791 0.05398 86 64 20 2
2653 Maybe we should have gone with the coffee table instead. 1.2791 0.04865 86 62 24 0
2654 We don't normally see giraffes at this altitude. 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
2655 Giraffes, man. Like, what the fuck? 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
2656 Nah, I haven't tried yet. The guy downstairs says she bites. 1.2791 0.05398 86 64 20 2
2657 I didn't feel comfortable giving her our Netflix password. 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
2658 She only wants to watch Netflix with us," you said. Happy now 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
2659 Dang, this acid is strong 1.2791 0.06544 86 69 10 7
2660 ...male giraffes usually follow females around on the grassland until..." "We probably should switch channel. I'm not sure if Dan's old enough for this. 1.2791 0.06544 86 69 10 7
2661 I'm glad a two level apartment was available on such a short notice. 1.2791 0.05139 86 63 22 1
2662 Maybe we shouldn’t move to the first floor. 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
2663 A true breakthrough! 1.2791 0.05398 86 64 20 2
2664 I wish he'd call before popping in. 1.2791 0.05139 86 63 22 1
2665 It is expensive, but I prefer the cost of feeding over what the guy downstairs is dealing with. 1.2791 0.05398 86 64 20 2
2666 which browser did you use to book? Was it Safari? 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
2667 I told you that it was a bad idea to say “pets welcome“ when we listed the downstairs with Airbnb. 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
2668 Finally something new to talk about. 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
2669 The reviews said it was a pet-friendly building. 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
2670 I suppose we're lucky they didn't adopt a rescue elephant. 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
2671 I thought we' d be safe on the third floor but apparently they've been giving him that milk with the growth hormones. 1.2791 0.05139 86 63 22 1
2672 Even the keepers have to work from home. 1.2791 0.05398 86 64 20 2
2673 When the real estate agents told us "heads us" I thought they meant caution. 1.2791 0.06331 86 68 12 6
2674 Would you rather agonize with finding acacia leaves or deal what the guy in 2B has to shovel. 1.2791 0.05398 86 64 20 2
2675 Psilocybin Counseling was a spectacular idea, honey! 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
2676 I'm glad we dispensed with the elephant in the room. 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
2677 The apartment below was cheaper, but I like the view from here. 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
2678 Could you change the channel? 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
2679 They said the hole in the floor would explain itself. 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
2680 Well, at least we got the half that eats. 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
2681 So what's this now? Banksy or more gaslighting by the president? 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
2682 Its a shame the apartments with high ceilings were filled. 1.2791 0.05398 86 64 20 2
2683 There's nothing we can do. She bought the air rights. 1.2791 0.05398 86 64 20 2
2684 You did ask for someone who would stick his neck out for us. 1.2791 0.05139 86 63 22 1
2685 When’s it his turn to make the popcorn? 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
2686 The fact that Geoffrey is still living with us ,is the big elephant in the room. 1.2791 0.06331 86 68 12 6
2687 Wow, this virtual safari is pretty realistic. 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
2688 Please Alan, I can’t see the screen! 1.2791 0.06331 86 68 12 6
2689 As far as pets go, I think we got the better end! 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
2690 Did you remember to turn off the oven? 1.2791 0.03161 86 72 10 4
2691 Do you think he misunderstood the word “shrink”? 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
2692 Well, I didn't see this one coming. 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
2693 The elephant in the room is not what it claims to be. 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
2694 They did say it featured unique architecture. 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
2695 nothing suprises me nowadays 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
2696 Well, with the way the real estate market has been, the co-op board has had to make some concessions on allowing pets. 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
2697 Well honey, I guess this is what they call the ‘new normal’ 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
2698 The things we agree to for 10% off... 1.2791 0.05398 86 64 20 2
2699 I knew that I shouldn’t have had that last drink 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
2700 Madagascar again! I told you not to get Disney+ 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
2701 Trust me, we’re getting the better end of this arrangement. 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
2702 This Airbnb in Savana is very incredible 1.2791 0.05139 86 68 14 4
2703 Talk was fine. We should not have taken red pill, blue pill or any damn pill. 1.2785 0.05958 79 60 16 3
2704 See, we're making progress, it's no longer an elephant in the room. 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
2705 It's hiding from Donald Trump Jr. 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
2706 Apparently, she needs it for emotional support. 1.2759 0.05345 87 65 20 2
2707 Is this a variation on whack-a-mole? 1.2759 0.05345 87 65 20 2
2708 I wondered what that hole was for ! 1.2759 0.05345 87 65 20 2
2709 Your building has a really liberal pet policy, Jane. 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
2710 I'm having second thoughts about staying in this Air B 'n' G. 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
2711 I definitely think we got the better end of the deal. 1.2759 0.06266 87 69 12 6
2712 why couldn't you have just settled for a dog? 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
2713 Did you include internet in her share of the rent? 1.2759 0.05345 87 65 20 2
2714 When they asked if we minded if they got an exotic pet, I never imagined... 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
2715 I'll cancel the trophy hunt with Don Jr. 1.2759 0.05345 87 65 20 2
2716 Who would’ve ever guessed that the elephant in the room would be a giraffe. 1.2759 0.05345 87 65 20 2
2717 Figures. It's always the tall ones blocking my view. 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
2718 I didn’t know you invited a Rothschild for cocktails? 1.2759 0.06266 87 69 12 6
2719 Did the co-op board really approve the neighbors for this? 1.2759 0.05345 87 65 20 2
2720 It's not a solution, but at least we now see eye to eye. 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
2721 At least the television signal improves when he visits. 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
2722 Rent controlled places always have their quirks 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
2723 The ad said duplex 1.2759 0.05345 87 65 20 2
2724 What did I miss? 1.2759 0.05089 87 64 22 1
2725 Only in the Concrete Jungle. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
2726 I thought living near the zoo would be a plus. 1.2738 0.06416 84 67 11 6
2727 At least we got the fun end of the giraffe. 1.2738 0.05449 84 63 19 2
2728 On the brighter side, we definitely got the better end of the pet share plan. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
2729 This is why I don't watch Animal Planet 1.2738 0.05449 84 63 19 2
2730 What did you think I meant when I said we could play a round of whack-a-giraffe? 1.2738 0.05449 84 63 19 2
2731 He’s really sticking his neck out for us. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
2732 I'm glad we splurged for the penthouse 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
2733 I never realized they have eyelashes 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
2734 Well, as far as sharing a pet goes, I think we got the better deal. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
2735 It’ll be so cool to live over a zoo,” you said. “We’ll hardly know it’s down there when we’re in our apartment,” you said. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
2736 Why didn't those people downstairs just get a cat? 1.2738 0.05449 84 63 19 2
2737 Find out who delivers acacia leaves. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
2738 At least we got the good end. 1.2738 0.05179 84 62 21 1
2739 Maybe we to need lay off the edibles 1.2738 0.05449 84 63 19 2
2740 So they really meant it when they said animal friendly. 1.2738 0.05449 84 63 19 2
2741 Yeah, it's a little inconvenient but if he'll pay a third of the rent, I'm cool with it. 1.2738 0.05449 84 63 19 2
2742 You did say it was a zoo downstairs. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
2743 Shipping is free for returns, right, because this piece does not work in here. 1.2738 0.05449 84 63 19 2
2744 Try moving him slightly to the right! 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
2745 I said she could share our Netflix account. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
2746 I Think i did well calling heads for the apartment 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
2747 He'll be done soon. He's just a little constipated. 1.2738 0.06416 84 67 11 6
2748 Even though he's not our pet, I think we're stuck feeding him. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
2749 Don't worry honey, it's just until The Real Housewives of the Serengeti ends. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
2750 The ventilation hole was your idea. You feed him! 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
2751 Well, at least we’re in 903 rather than 803. 1.2738 0.04268 84 64 19 1
2752 Yes, we'll have to feed him, but his litter box is down in apt. 305. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
2753 I don't think we thought this through. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
2754 Now that we see eye to eye, he's ignoring us. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
2755 I knew something like this would happen when those animals moved in downstairs. 1.2738 0.06416 84 67 11 6
2756 I knew we'd regret not patching up that hole. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
2757 You were right, a higher apartment is better in a Giraffe co-op. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
2758 I guess you truly can adapt to anything. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
2759 Oh sure -- he smells just fine. But when he sneezes, Oy! 1.2738 0.05449 84 63 19 2
2760 At least now we have someone else to talk to! 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
2761 I told you the third floor would have a better view. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
2762 Look at it this way: we got the better end of the deal. 1.2738 0.05449 84 63 19 2
2763 Sometimes you gotta stick your neck out. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
2764 Who mixed our drinks? 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
2765 I knew we should have put the TV on the other wall. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
2766 It’s your turn to re-excavate the basement. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
2767 I’ve got the Acacia guys coming at three. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
2768 Well, at least we aren't having to talk about the elephant in the other room 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
2769 I told you that hole I made would come in handy 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
2770 Down in front please. We can't see the screen. " 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
2771 The city's just not been the same since Toys-R-Us went belly-up. 1.2738 0.05449 84 63 19 2
2772 I can't figure out how he uses the elevator. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
2773 Shows how wrong you can be. I thought it was mice 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
2774 To be fair, the ad did say ‘practically on top of the zoo.’ 1.2738 0.05449 84 63 19 2
2775 Remember how cute he was when he was little? 1.2738 0.05179 84 62 21 1
2776 I have my doubts too, but you have to admit that coffee table was nothing but a dust collector. 1.2738 0.05449 84 63 19 2
2777 well... at least the rent’s cheap. 1.2738 0.06416 84 67 11 6
2778 I think the zookeeper on third floor is bringing work home too 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
2779 ‘it could be worse. We could be living with the other end’ 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
2780 They said as far as neighbours go, he is a bit spotty—but will definitely stick his neck out for you. 1.2738 0.06636 84 68 9 7
2781 You feel anything yet? 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
2782 This isn’t what I meant when I said I wanted to open up the relationship. 1.2738 0.06416 84 67 11 6
2783 Wait a minute, I thought we came here to talk about the elephant in the room. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
2784 OK, OK, we’ll share our Netflix password. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
2785 I can’t believe he wants to watch ‘The Office’ again. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
2786 Don’t worry, dear. The ostrich in the bedroom still has its head buried. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
2787 They’re so cute when they’re little though. 1.2738 0.05449 84 63 19 2
2788 That escalated quickly. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
2789 They did say this area was up and coming 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
2790 I think it would look better on the wall 1.2738 0.05179 84 67 13 4
2791 We need to raise the floor. 1.2738 0.05316 84 65 16 3
2792 Are you here to address the elephant in the room too? 1.2738 0.05179 84 62 21 1
2793 Let’s love each other even if our skin is black, white, or patchy. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
2794 No way, 2020’s been wild enough! 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
2795 Our downstairs neighbor is a giraffe and his neck is very long so now there is a hole in our floor and his head reaches into our apartment. 1.2738 0.01198 84 75 5 4
2796 They are our best friends, of course I said we’d look out for Wendy 1.2738 0.05449 84 63 19 2
2797 He can stay but he’s paying half the cable bill 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
2798 Your Mom has got to find her own place. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
2799 Remember when she was younger and we could actually see the tv? 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
2800 Well, at least he shits in his own house! 1.2738 0.05449 84 63 19 2
2801 I told you something like this was bound to happen if we didn't cover that hole. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
2802 So this is the new downstairs neighbor... 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
2803 I know that the city is a jungle, but this is ridiculous 1.2706 0.05394 85 64 19 2
2804 He pays half rent 1.2706 0.05128 85 63 21 1
2805 Our neighbor needs to stop sticking his nose AND neck where it doesn't belong. 1.2683 0.06504 82 66 10 6
2806 Not sure what we will see of the parents--this just the baby. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2807 I told Millsap this was a lousy idea for a cartoon! 1.2683 0.06268 82 65 12 5
2808 Couldn't our neighbor have gotten a cat instead? 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
2809 It what I meant when I said ‘Let’s get down to some serious necking.’ 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
2810 We're lucky we live on the floor above them 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
2811 I took her for "walkies" last time. 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
2812 Wouldn’t it have been easier to just get him his own tv? 1.2683 0.06268 82 65 12 5
2813 How much space are they usually used to? 1.2683 0.04268 82 63 18 1
2814 I guess a whole giraffe costs extra. 1.2683 0.06504 82 66 10 6
2815 Uh... tall things matter? 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
2816 By any chance have you been to Rescue R Us? 1.2683 0.06952 82 68 6 8
2817 Nature hates a vacuum. 1.2683 0.06268 82 65 12 5
2818 Well, at least the guy downstairs is the one who has to muck out its stall. 1.2683 0.06504 82 66 10 6
2819 We have big problems!! 1.2683 0.06268 82 65 12 5
2820 The neighbors say it's okay to give him a treat--he's paper trained. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2821 I’m glad we have this half. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2822 Dude, you need to respect boundaries! 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
2823 So I guess I owe you an apology for all that, ''WHAT DID YOU DO WITH MY PLANTS??!?' thing... 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2824 Emotional support advocates, unshackled. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2825 Cheer up, the people downstairs have it worse. 1.2683 0.04923 82 60 22 0
2826 Well at least we don’t have to clean the litter box. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2827 Maybe we should rent the unit upstairs unit while it's still vacant. 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
2828 At least it's not keeping us up at night banging against the ceiling. 1.2683 0.06504 82 66 10 6
2829 It's been difficult to find a co-op for Geoffrey since Toys R Us went bankrupt. 1.2683 0.06268 82 65 12 5
2830 His name is Max Headroom. 1.2683 0.06268 82 65 12 5
2831 Well at least he's not wearing a hat. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2832 They used to say, "When pigs fly"! 1.2683 0.05220 82 61 20 1
2833 How did you ever find a "half-off " giraffe sale? 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2834 NYC rent prices are falling, they said. It will be fun, they said. 1.2683 0.05220 82 61 20 1
2835 Ohhh now I get why they call it “zoho” 1.2683 0.06732 82 67 8 7
2836 Oh great. Now she's blocking my view of the TV" 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2837 They said the giraffe was here first 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
2838 I thought I was buying a painting called “giraffe in a hole” not actually A giraffe in a hole... 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
2839 Well, space is certainly limited in New York 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
2840 It’s not a glass ceiling but she broke through it! 1.2683 0.06504 82 66 10 6
2841 This isn’t even the strangest thing to have happened this year 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
2842 Sofari - (noun) an expedition to observe humans in their natural habitat 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
2843 Do you think we’re spoiling her? 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2844 So that’s who’s been using our WiFi. 1.2683 0.06268 82 65 12 5
2845 I told you the rent was too good to be true. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2846 At this point I think it’s more than an elephant in the room 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
2847 I think I would’ve remembered you saying shared custody 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
2848 He was released from the zoo early due to concerns regarding COVID-19. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2849 Now I think we need an end table. You add one new piece to a room, and it throws the balance completely off, doesn’t it? 1.2667 0.06102 75 58 14 3
2850 I dunno, you said ‘be creative’ so I got this instead of a coffee table 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2851 Quick, get it a mask! 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2852 But we're on the ground floor. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2853 He was just a baby when they moved in ! 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
2854 Thank goodness we're on the third floor. 1.2651 0.05167 83 62 20 1
2855 I think it's time we all address the elephant in the room. 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
2856 Well, it’s better than the view for the guys downstairs. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2857 Sorry, we're out of acacia leaves up here too. 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
2858 I'm sticking my neck out here: the 12th floor has a giraffe problem. 1.2651 0.05167 83 62 20 1
2859 When the Realtor said there was an easement, we should have asked for details. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2860 Wear your mask geoffrey 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
2861 couldn't you have adopted a penguin instead? 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
2862 On the plus side, Toys R Us, just filed bankruptcy..... 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
2863 In a second we're going to be the only people who've ever seen a giraffe eye to eye. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2864 On a positive note at least they didn't install a skylight. 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
2865 Its tongue is 20 inches long. Don't ask. 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
2866 Our rise wasn't high enough. 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
2867 The neighbor said he's a party animal. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
2868 If I hear one more spot remover quip... 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2869 Next you're going to tell me we have to talk about the elephant in the room... 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
2870 I feel just awful for poor Geoffrey. He's still looking everywhere for Toys R Us. 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
2871 This is not what I anticipated when we sold the “air rights”. 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
2872 I wouldn't stick my neck out if I were you. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
2873 Art can be outrageous. That piece is merely reticulous. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2874 What do you mean, 'There's an elephant in the room?' 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
2875 Remember when you asked me whether it was important to read the the condo by-laws before moving in, and I said 'no'? Well, I was wrong. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2876 You’re the one who told them to “think outside the box” about a pet. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2877 Now that I see this, I think I'm more of a traditionalist. I do prefer an elephant in the room. 1.2625 0.05260 80 65 11 4
2878 Why can't the Rileys have a dog like normal people? 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
2879 And we were worried about the elephant in the room. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2880 Whenever Attenborough's on I just let him pop up. 1.2625 0.05260 80 65 11 4
2881 I don't want to grow up. 1.2625 0.05260 80 60 19 1
2882 Well, it was two thousand dollars for the pet deposit, so i figured, "Get a pet that made it worthwhile". 1.2625 0.06595 80 65 9 6
2883 I'd rather this than the elephant from the neighbors upstairs. 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
2884 Great pet and best of all we never have to clean up afterward. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2885 You said you were interested in necking. This is the very best I could find. 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
2886 Just be glad we got the upper . 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2887 It's your turn to talk about the co-op pet policy with the downstairs neighbors. 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
2888 I heard the people downstairs bought a zoo. 1.2625 0.06831 80 66 7 7
2889 Yo, social distancing, man. 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
2890 I've always wondered about those itty-bitty horns - what's their function, d'ya know? 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
2891 It's been a real zoo down there lately. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
2892 Fetch! 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
2893 Guess that’s what she meant when she said the neighbor likes to pop in all the time... 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
2894 He told me he’s tired of sticking his neck out for everyone. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2895 I'm not stupid, but there's an elephant in the room. 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
2896 At least we get better cell service now. 1.2625 0.05260 80 60 19 1
2897 He's nice, but how do I put up my feet when I watch TV? 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
2898 The President's son moved in downstairs. The one who doesn't shoot them. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
2899 I dunno...I just thought it was cool. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
2900 I was imagining something different when you said you were bringing a longneck home for us to watch tv with. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
2901 The downstairs' neighbors apologized profusely and said the hole would be filled ASAP. This isn't what I had in mind. 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
2902 Babe...the height does matter too! 1.2625 0.05260 80 60 19 1
2903 Animal Kingdom is reopening? 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
2904 One of the benefits of living in a high rise. 1.2625 0.05260 80 60 19 1
2905 Thanks for the longneck, but I was really asking for a beer. 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
2906 The downstairs neighbor always had a peculiar nostalgia for Toys-R-Us. 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
2907 I'm just glad our appointment wasn't on the first floor. 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
2908 I'm tired of being a part of this circus. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2909 I thought he said he owned a lot of graphs. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2910 Oh great, they’re set on keeping him. Break out the diuretics. 1.2625 0.06831 80 66 7 7
2911 Shouldn't that go on the wall . . . ? 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
2912 When you said you wanted to get closer to nature I thought you meant go camping. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
2913 Don’t worry, he’s a therapy giraffe 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
2914 The humming and food bill aside, I say we we still got the better half. 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
2915 Ok, there is no way this building is pre-war. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2916 The Washington Giraffes? Might be a stretch. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
2917 Did you know that TOYS R US had relocated from Times Square? 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2918 Well, they did tell us that the apartment below ours had low overhead! 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2919 I don't see what else he could have done. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
2920 I bought it at a pop-up gallery. 1.2625 0.06595 80 65 9 6
2921 condo living in the Serengeti 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
2922 No way! We're vegan, too! 1.2625 0.05260 80 60 19 1
2923 It's on top of a zoo, but the lease includes utilities. 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
2924 And on weekends, she gets the giraffe and I get the hippo. 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
2925 Is it your turn to walk her or mine? 1.2625 0.05260 80 60 19 1
2926 At least the hole isn't in the ceiling. 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
2927 I wonder who she is distancing from 1.2625 0.05108 80 62 16 2
2928 I suppose a chimp just wasn't exotic enough for them. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2929 Thank goodness we're on the second floor. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
2930 At least she's quieter than the last one. 1.2625 0.05260 80 60 19 1
2931 I told you the neighbors were wild. 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
2932 We only have to feed it. Pity the folks downstairs. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2933 Still, it's less weird here than in the bathroom. 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
2934 I hate living above Don Jr. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
2935 I sold the downstairs neighbors our air rights 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
2936 Our part is a lot nicer than what they have to deal with in the apartment below. 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
2937 So, you think she’ll get along with the elephant? 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2938 I thought it was alligators in the sewers. 1.2625 0.05694 80 64 12 4
2939 I'd rather have this end than the other. 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
2940 Lets check the easement language again. 1.2625 0.05260 80 60 19 1
2941 Now I know why are new neighbors were always knocking on our ceiling 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
2942 "As a taxidermist, I would consider this my masterpiece 1.2625 0.05260 80 60 19 1
2943 The deal we made with the old lady downstairs kinda makes our living room look avant-garde 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
2944 Should have listened when the neighbors complained about our dog 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
2945 At least we’re not in the rear apartment. 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
2946 It's my trash chute. The guy downstairs has the compost heap. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2947 Oh shoot, we've got a spot on the floor. 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
2948 Sure, she doesn't scratch the furniture, but think of the rent money we could've saved. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
2949 I'm thinking powerful laxative. 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
2950 Trust me, we got the better half of this deal. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2951 Then again, the tenant below pays less rent. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2952 I just feel like her support giraffe is starting to come between us. 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
2953 I won’t talk to him until he turns around and looks me in the eye. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
2954 Tonight, we're watching Out of Africa. 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
2955 This whole spending more time together is a circus. 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
2956 Honey, I asked for a glass carafe for Father’s Day, not a glass giraffe. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
2957 Ahem...I think we need to acknowledge the giraffe in the room. 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
2958 Well it's better than the last thing that came through the giant glory hole. 1.2625 0.05260 80 60 19 1
2959 Well, we all need headspace. 1.2625 0.05409 80 63 14 3
2960 This is still better than the basement apartment. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2961 I got the last one 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
2962 Whaddaya think hon? I mean it's not intended for use in medical settings, but it's a mask! 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
2963 She just needs to stretch her neck once in a while. 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
2964 The elephants are spread pretty thin right now 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
2965 This wasn’t what I was picturing when they said “interactive zoo”. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
2966 The weird thing is his obsession with my goatee. 1.2625 0.05260 80 60 19 1
2967 Oh, look! It’s a giraffe! Well, this is quite the goofy apartment! 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
2968 Bob’s frequent “pop ins” were really starting to annoy Karen and Chad 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
2969 Kushner Properties said they had some units with vaulted ceilings. 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
2970 Climate Change 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
2971 That rug really tied the room together. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
2972 we feed him and they clean it up 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
2973 As long as he pays for all the streaming services I’m cool with it. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
2974 He grew up with meerkats 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
2975 Who let the giraffe out? 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
2976 It’s official, our lockdown impulse buys have gone too far... 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
2977 He’s social distancing from his peers 1.2625 0.06595 80 65 9 6
2978 When I said we should get a pet, I thought you were going to get a dog for me. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
2979 This is not what I meant by ‘All Lives Matter’ “ 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2980 This coffee table sucks. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2981 The elephant is on furlough this week. 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
2982 Should we talk about the elephant in the room?” “I’m pretty sure it’s a giraffe 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
2983 I couldn't even get my cat approved on the lease. 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
2984 Should have read that pet adoption form more closely. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
2985 „Remember, when they still used the broomstick to tell us that our TV is too loud?“ 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
2986 I want to address the giraffe in the room." 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
2987 Would it be weird to ask him to wear a mask? 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
2988 They said we would have a great view of the zoo. 1.2619 0.05388 84 64 18 2
2989 They didn't walk him again. 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
2990 I know it's not ideal, but the guy in 6B has a grizzly bear. 1.2615 0.05915 65 49 15 1
2991 At least the litter box isn’t on our floor 1.2597 0.05963 77 60 14 3
2992 The realtor told us we could view the zoo from this apartment. 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
2993 Please tell me they never sneeze. 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
2994 I told you we should have taken the penthouse 1.2593 0.05205 81 61 19 1
2995 He bought the condo downstairs for our view. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2996 I knew we should have kept that eucalyptus. 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
2997 Honey, does the drawing in the left look like Homer Simpson or is just me? 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
2998 They don’t have Netflix downstairs. 1.2593 0.04900 81 60 21 0
2999 I would say down in front but he kind of already is 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
3000 I told you the sublet was too god to e true 1.2593 0.05205 81 61 19 1
3001 Thank God we got the head. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
3002 Are we too high or not enough? 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
3003 I finally got around to cutting that hole in the floor for the giraffe. 1.2593 0.04900 81 60 21 0
3004 I thought the co-op board only allowed pets up to 30 pounds. 1.2593 0.05205 81 61 19 1
3005 I think we’ve been inside too long 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
3006 The two of you are so codependent. Can we not have one thing that’s just about us? 1.2593 0.04223 81 63 17 1
3007 The unit below is all Geoffrey can afford now. 1.2568 0.06399 74 59 11 4
3008 It was lucky that we moved the ficus tree when we did. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
3009 I always thought moving in here would be proof we got ahead. 1.2564 0.05300 78 59 18 1
3010 The neighbor is using our Netflix again. 1.2564 0.06689 78 64 8 6
3011 I miss when it was just an elephant in the room. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
3012 You were right - contemporary art really can challenge you to live differently. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
3013 I wish we had gone with the button-tufted cocktail ottoman. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
3014 We’ re going to need more potted plants 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
3015 That's what we get for living in a high-rise. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
3016 I’ll get the carrots. You get the Milk of Magnesia. We can end this. 1.2564 0.06933 78 65 6 7
3017 Not from my side of the family 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
3018 He should have bought the penthouse. It has vaulted ceilings. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
3019 It’s the people on the first floor I’m concerned about. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
3020 We just have to feed her. The guy downstairs will dispose of all...souvenirs. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
3021 How did he get ahead of us? 1.2564 0.06435 78 63 10 5
3022 I'll practice my putting later. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
3023 We should’ve read that easement clause more thoroughly 1.2564 0.06435 78 63 10 5
3024 I did check the small print in the lease. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
3025 It's a good thing we have a basement! 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
3026 You give great head! 1.2564 0.06435 78 63 10 5
3027 You think we should tell the landlord that the zookeeper downstairs brought home another stray? 1.2564 0.06435 78 63 10 5
3028 Wow man, I think you overdid it on those homemade brownies 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
3029 No worries, he's just doing a property inspection. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
3030 When you said: "Let's live in the urban zoo.", I had no idea. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
3031 She thinks we're hiding the alfalfa. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
3032 At least we're not talking about the elephant in the room. 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
3033 No doubt about it, it's a fucking giraffe!! 1.2564 0.06689 78 64 8 6
3034 I told you we shouldn’t have used your brother to do the closing on the condo. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
3035 I told you we should have opted for an apartment building with 20 foot ceilings. 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
3036 He lives downstairs 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
3037 It could be worse. At least we don't have to deal with the other half. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
3038 I hear they also furloughed the elephants 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
3039 We should've never sold our air rights. 1.2564 0.05752 78 63 11 4
3040 They told me he wouldn't get bigger than 50 pounds when I adopted him. 1.2564 0.05300 78 59 18 1
3041 Well, that explains the sack of leaves our neighbor left us. 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
3042 I thought the phase was elephant in the room 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
3043 I feel like the Airbnb description could've been more specific about the building's exotic pet policy 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
3044 I mean sure he is 6ft away but I wish he’d at least wear a mask... 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
3045 I guarantee you it's not here to look at your artwork. 1.2564 0.05300 78 59 18 1
3046 Yes, Yes, you were right, we did not want the lower apartment. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
3047 I think I'm starting to appreciate this pre-post-post-modern-environmental-reality-performance-indoor-street art. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
3048 Now I wish we'd left that original tree when we remodeled! 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
3049 This is ridiculous! 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
3050 It looks like someone has finally burst through the glass ceiling! 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
3051 He's on a safari down in 6B. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
3052 I met our new neighbor, he seemed like a really nice guide. 1.2564 0.06435 78 63 10 5
3053 Look. I just reflexively said yes when he asked if I could help him out with his quarantined students. How was I to know he was an animal trainer? 1.2564 0.06435 78 63 10 5
3054 He's the head case from down stairs 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
3055 I think it's a virtual safari... 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
3056 Next place we live, read the entire lease. 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
3057 It's not quite the elephant in the room, but it's close 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
3058 He just has not been himself since he was laid off by Toys R Us. 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
3059 No, I think we're out of Acacia leaves. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
3060 Turn on the TV! He never misses Sesame Street. 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
3061 They thought it would help with the rats, but apparently it's an herbivore. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
3062 He told me that they were getting a pet, and asked if we would mind. I said no, but really thought it would be smaller. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
3063 We need to talk to 103. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
3064 On the other hand, the first floor is cheaper. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
3065 I told you the bring nature indoors movement was getting out of hand! 1.2564 0.05300 78 59 18 1
3066 Maybe he’s here to see a shrink. 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
3067 Yes, I should have been more curious about the hole in the floor. But at least we don't live downstairs. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
3068 At least this will stop all the bumping sounds. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
3069 we should've listened when he said he wanted a tv 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
3070 I see you've expanded your modern art collection. Is that a Damien Hirst? 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
3071 Frankly, I think we have the better deal. I'm happy to feed this end. Bob has to take care of the other end. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
3072 The deal is I feed him and the guy downstairs does the clean-up. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
3073 I know hon, but we still got the better half of sharing a pet with the neighbors downstairs. Think about it. 1.2564 0.05300 78 59 18 1
3074 Yeah, this was the only way we could keep him sheltered-in-place. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
3075 Hey, you’re in the wrong neck of the woods! 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
3076 Heads, giraffe; tails, coffee table - the rest is history. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
3077 I knew these weren't 14-foot ceilings. 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
3078 He's my penthouse pet. 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
3079 ‘ I am no longer bored.’’ 1.2564 0.05300 78 59 18 1
3080 I knew those brownies didn't taste right. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
3081 We’ve officially run out of ideas for entertainment during the quarantine. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
3082 I'm cool with this. You cool with this? 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
3083 After being laid off, this is the only way Jeffrey can afford to keep up with his shows. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
3084 See, this is why I wanted the ground floor unit. 1.2564 0.04976 78 58 20 0
3085 Heads up, babe. 1.2564 0.04976 78 63 12 3
3086 Honey, whack-a-giraffe isn’t the answer 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
3087 I heard they were getting an emotional support animal, but I assumed a dog 1.2564 0.05300 78 59 18 1
3088 She’s working from home. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
3089 I thought the zoo protest was tomorrow. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
3090 I still haven’t got him to speak. 1.2564 0.05300 78 59 18 1
3091 That’s just our downstairs neighbor. He couldn’t afford any spot with high ceilings NYC, and the zoo was at capacity. 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
3092 We shouldn’t have sold air rights to the zoo. 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
3093 The elephant in the room 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
3094 I knew we missed something. We forgot the hole for the acacia. 1.2564 0.04446 78 64 11 3
3095 Jill, I’m not so sure this fits within the guidelines for social distancing. 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
3096 We should cover that up 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
3097 Ever since the Tenants Association voted to eliminate the 'No Exotic Pets' clause in the lease agreement, I've wondered who was going to push it to the limit. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
3098 We asked if the neighbors had kids and if they played loud music before we moved...can’t believe we forgot to ask about the oversize pet policy. 1.2564 0.05300 78 59 18 1
3099 Can I borrow some sugar? 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
3100 He is an emotional support animal. 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
3101 He didn’t look that big in the furniture show room 1.2564 0.05300 78 59 18 1
3102 When you need to get a third roommate to pay NYC rent 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
3103 Thank God we don’t work in the mailroom. 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
3104 Should’ve just given him the Netflix password.... 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
3105 Love, I think we just found a lost giraffe from 1973! 1.2564 0.06435 78 63 10 5
3106 I should introduce you to the elephant who lives upstairs. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
3107 Oh!!now this is something interesting 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
3108 Thought we lived on the ground floor 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
3109 We have to talk about the elephant in the room 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
3110 We'll need new drapes. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
3111 I don’t think this new subletter is really working out... 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
3112 Well, the neighbours certainly are moving up in the world. 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
3113 I know about the elephant in the room, but can we talk about the giraffe in the other room? 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
3114 Is it just me, or is it getting kinda giraffe-ty in here? 1.2564 0.06689 78 64 8 6
3115 Maybe we hold off on installing the firefighter’s pole for now? 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
3116 I don't think this is covered by our insurance. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
3117 These work from home orders are getting ridiculous 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
3118 The new lobby? It's a zoo down there. 1.2535 0.06254 71 56 12 3
3119 He’s blocking my view of the news. So he can stay. 1.2533 0.06323 75 60 11 4
3120 is it on the nature channel 1.2532 0.05243 79 60 18 1
3121 It’s beyond elephant-in-the-room. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
3122 If you’re looking for dinner the roof garden is actually 2 floors up... 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
3123 Well, at least there’s not an elephant in the room. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
3124 I wish the downstairs neighbors would just get a cat. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
3125 Well, it's not as grumpy as the rhino in the kitchen. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
3126 The reticulated work really brings the floor to life. 1.2532 0.05243 79 60 18 1
3127 We only have to feed him". Bob and Suzan had to buy a shovel and wheelbarrel" 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
3128 I'd say it's time we switch to faux florals. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3129 When you said 'Come over for necking', I thought... 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3130 It’s still the better end of the deal 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3131 Jones downstairs worked for a big toy store. In the end, they got to take home inventory instead of salary. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3132 I still think the realtor should have told us about the easement. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
3133 They're so cute when they're little. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3134 Our new neighbor is neck and neck above the others. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
3135 This new pets allowed condo policy is not working " 1.2500 0.05339 76 58 17 1
3136 Well doctor, our relationship is in trouble. He never wants to talk about the elephant in the room. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3137 Oh, so that's what it meant by out-of-this-continent views 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
3138 Still not as bad as the hippo who lives upstairs. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
3139 An apartment over the zoo is better than an apartment under the zoo! 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
3140 We're abstract artists, it was inevitable. 1.2500 0.06786 76 63 7 6
3141 I thought our problems would go away once we got rid of that elephant. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3142 I know, I know, you said the Toys "R" Us stocks would come back to haunt me. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
3143 I guess we’re not as high as we thought 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
3144 I'm not sure the tax break was a good idea after all. 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
3145 I kind of needed the money right now. 1.2500 0.05811 76 62 10 4
3146 I suppose we should feed him. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
3147 Can we talk about the Elephant in the room? 1.2500 0.05811 76 62 10 4
3148 I thought you said the high ceilings really sealed the deal! 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3149 It’s a stretch, but I am pretty sure he’s from the unit below us. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
3150 Doesn't the Co-op Board have a size limit on pets? 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3151 Don't worry! As long as he's there, the python won't be able to come in. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3152 If we're going back to antenna TV, I'd like to get more than Animal Planet. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
3153 Does Covid cause hallucinations? 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3154 I remember when the kid downstairs was only eight feet tall. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3155 If we don't hear from the condo board today, I'm going to start mixing ex-lax® in with the acacia leaves. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3156 I told you we should have gone with the Cathedral ceilings. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3157 It's a jungle in here. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3158 Just be glad it's not a breeding pair. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
3159 The moles were easier to deal with. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
3160 He always know when that Safari commercial is on. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3161 'Of course you can get a pet,' you said. 'It's not like it'll be stomping on your ceiling, haha,' you said. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
3162 look in the kitchen 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
3163 I want a divorce. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3164 It's David Attenborough every day but he hates the lion bits. 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
3165 I guess it's better than bed bugs. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3166 Granted, it'll take some getting used to, but you have to admit, it's a vast improvement over the elephant. 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
3167 And I though I was sticking my neck out coming here with you! 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
3168 So glad we found a pet-friendly Airbnb. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3169 But is it art? 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3170 I thought a coffee table would be perfect right there. 1.2500 0.05339 76 58 17 1
3171 This is the last time I stick my neck out and share our Netflix account 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3172 When he asked to share our Netflix this isn't what I had in mind. 1.2500 0.05339 76 58 17 1
3173 I didn't think he'd grow that fast! 1.2500 0.05000 76 57 19 0
3174 I guess it's not technically a 'pet' under the co-op rules. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
3175 I was sure the apartment listing said 200 Park, but I must have misread "Zoo Park". 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
3176 Just be thankful we got the top half. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3177 Honey, I don’t like the pattern. You know I prefer solid colors. 1.2500 0.05339 76 58 17 1
3178 Maybe there’s something to be said for getting the end that needs to be fed. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3179 He pops up whenever I turn on a basketball game. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3180 i warned them having a baby giraffe for a pet was a bad idea. 1.2500 0.04443 76 63 10 3
3181 I get that he pays half the rent, but I wish he’d stop watching ‘Out of Africa’. 1.2500 0.05339 76 58 17 1
3182 The scary thing is, this is the first floor. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
3183 I suspect Salvador's lost his fire. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3184 She was a good head and shoulders above the others at the pet shop 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3185 This should have been in the lease, but he is the nicest neighbor in the building. 1.2500 0.05339 76 58 17 1
3186 Now that's social distancing! 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3187 Be glad we're not in the apartment below him. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3188 Don't move. There's a giraffe in here. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
3189 I'll bet their realtor could sell candy to a baby! 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
3190 It was your idea to live over the Zoo, not me! 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3191 So, you live over a zoo... 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
3192 Unexpected penthouse view. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
3193 I preferred our previous therapist. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3194 Have you looked through the lease agreement yet? 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3195 I wish the guys downstairs would get their TV fixed. 1.2500 0.05501 76 61 12 3
3196 The elephant couldn't make it. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
3197 we cant address the elephant in the next room until we address the giraffe in this one. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3198 Wow, what a giraffe hole. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
3199 He really stuck his neck out to get this appointment. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
3200 It's kind of a partnership: I give him food and water and my downstairs neighbor does the rest. 1.2500 0.06106 76 63 8 5
3201 Let's name her Protrudy! 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
3202 At least when we had the elephant in the room we only needed one room. 1.2500 0.05811 76 62 10 4
3203 I thought pets weren’t allowed. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
3204 I dunno. Coconuts? 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3205 I guess he wanted to live in a split level. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3206 We’d like to watch Animal Planet, too, Geoffrey. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3207 Last night he devoured all our pizza. Today I hope he'll just be satisfied with the joy of achieving a higher vision. 1.2500 0.06786 76 63 7 6
3208 So this is what a shared room is... 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
3209 it's payback for our ostrich 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
3210 Is this what you had in mind when you suggested he come up for a drink? 1.2500 0.05339 76 58 17 1
3211 This neighborhood lookout program is going a bit too far. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3212 So yeah, due to the shutdown, the zoo’s having an: Everything Must Go sale, so I thought, why the heck not?” 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3213 At least he’s not on his cell phone 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3214 Remember, I said ‘ living above a Toys ‘R Us is nuts.’ 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3215 I told him no more getting high in our living room. 1.2500 0.06786 76 63 7 6
3216 When the guy downstairs asked if I wanted a long neck, I thought he meant a cold beer. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3217 "I told you that we should have bought a place with higher ceilings! 1.2500 0.05000 76 57 19 0
3218 He swallowed your iPhone--but don't worry, I know exactly where to find it." 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3219 Be thankful we don’t live in the apartment below us. 1.2500 0.05339 76 58 17 1
3220 I know you’re upset, Dear, but it’s better than our last apartment with the hyenas in the kitchen. 1.2500 0.05339 76 58 17 1
3221 It's a good conversation starter. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
3222 PETA outlawed Whac-A-Giraffe but they didn't say anything about ring toss. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
3223 I'd never thought that I'd regret it when the Redskins changed their name to the Giraffes. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3224 Let’s just move the TV... 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
3225 At least he's less of an intrusion than those guys with the loud music playing all night. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3226 Could be worse, Agnes...we could live on the floor below him." 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3227 Well it could be an elephant! 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3228 8D’s therapy giraffe really adds to the aesthetic 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3229 They have to move to Great Neck. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3230 I don’t mind when he watches TV, but you should see what he did to my ficus. 1.2500 0.05339 76 58 17 1
3231 The pet store was out of unicorns. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3232 All we have to do is feed it. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3233 It was actually cheaper than repairing the hardwood. 1.2500 0.06786 76 63 7 6
3234 Well now we can take Africa off our bucket list. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
3235 Honey, let´s talk about the giraffe in the room. 1.2500 0.05000 76 57 19 0
3236 You nailed the circumference of that hole. 1.2500 0.05339 76 58 17 1
3237 No, two floors down. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3238 Was this what you were expecting when you read "pets allowed"? 1.2500 0.03566 76 61 14 1
3239 When I asked for a long neck, I meant a bottle of beer. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3240 The neighbors below her have it even worse. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3241 He's just here for another story. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3242 But how could a spying landlord disguise a periscope?" 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3243 Didn't I tell you to check references before renting the first floor. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3244 And you said nothing could be worse than that yapping dachshund upstairs. 1.2500 0.06786 76 63 7 6
3245 Those guys living under us have a cheaper rent but all we have to do is feed him. 1.2500 0.05339 76 58 17 1
3246 I thought the realtor said this was a no pets building. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3247 When is he going the learn that he can't come through here to get to the leaves in roof garden? 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3248 You told me you were allergic to cats. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3249 Look, I don't like it either. But when you have to share a giraffe, this is the half you want. 1.2500 0.05339 76 58 17 1
3250 I sold my air rights. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
3251 It’s all about balance. Look up for the ostrich. 1.2500 0.05658 76 64 7 5
3252 We should have kept the coffee table 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3253 This election has everyone concerned. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
3254 While he may have inherited the social distancing gene, up here he needs a mask. 1.2500 0.05339 76 58 17 1
3255 Nature is really starting to restore itself here in the city 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3256 In-house zoo view 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
3257 I preferred when you went through your cubism phase, than your modern art phase 1.2500 0.05339 76 58 17 1
3258 don't mind me just looking for some leaves 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
3259 The real estate agent said that’s what makes it a high-rise apartment 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
3260 There’s a hole in the floor, dear Liza. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3261 we were here first. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3262 Sorry Herald, it’s just Hamilton. The rest of Broadway is still dark. We’ll take you to Lion King soon though, I promise. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
3263 Janice, the whack-a-giraffe was a good buy...I just don’t understand how you could lose a mallet that big. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3264 I'm so close to putting a note on this jerk's door. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
3265 Could 2020 get any weirder—“ “oh 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3266 I’d rather be ice fishing. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3267 Honey, it looks like the neighbors adopted a COVID pet. 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
3268 I’m happy to offer her the extra headroom, but she could at least have the decency to wear a mask. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3269 See what happens when you stick your neck out? 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3270 You know, I'm starting to miss the elephant 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3271 I'm confused. I thought it's called the elephant in the room. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
3272 Her name is duplex 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3273 It looks like the elephant got a day off. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
3274 Everyone is talking about this new human exhibit but I don't get it. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
3275 Maybe we shouldn’t have lied about the ceiling height in the rental ad.. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3276 Elephant’s on vacation 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3277 Coat rack?” “Coat rack! 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3278 ‘No, I really do like it. But is it refundable?’ 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3279 I hope he knows he's paying one third of the rent. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3280 : Aren’t we missing an acacia plant?” 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3281 I got used to the elephant, but this is getting ridiculous. 1.2500 0.05501 76 61 12 3
3282 I'm sensing our neighbor still has some boundary issues 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3283 Well atleast this apartment is inclusive 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3284 $3,200 a month, sweeping city views, friendly neighbors. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3285 is it me, or has it been a bit giraffe-ty in here lately? 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3286 We should have talked about the elephant in the room 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
3287 Just popping in to see what you've all been up to. 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
3288 He comes up for Jeopardy 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3289 At least we live upstairs. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3290 If the couple below have a giraffe, maybe we should get an ostrich? 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
3291 still a good deal 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3292 I told you we’d have the better view in the upstairs unit. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
3293 I was wondering what you meant by “zoo-style” apartment. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3294 An ottoman might work. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3295 at least he’s not six feet under 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
3296 Melman, isn't Gloria waiting for you at the Central Park zoo? 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3297 Is it weird that he’s facing away from us? 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
3298 I’m going all in for my online meeting background” 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3299 Well, they did say it was a mixed-use building. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3300 I thought the building rules stated “no pets larger than 15 pounds” 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3301 Are you sure it's not just an elephant in camouflage? 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
3302 Atleast it's only 1750 a month 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3303 No worries, she leaves before the news 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3304 Did you remember to pick up the leaves? 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
3305 I really don’t get modern art 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3306 We might've been ignoring the elephant for too long 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
3307 You know honey, they say only the tip of a giraffe is visible above the floor. You can’t see 90% of it 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
3308 It looks like the Amazon orders are still coming through 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3309 --Easy to see why he came to a head shrinkers office 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3310 See Rose, this is what happens when you mess with the furniture 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3311 Well, that was unexpected. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3312 : it's a shared pet project. 1.2469 0.05424 81 61 19 1
3313 Let’s talk about the elephant. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3314 Definitely in conflict with my modern aesthetic. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
3315 Why can't he shoot them and have them stuffed like everyone else? 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3316 Oy, those delivery places. I ordered half-caff not half giraffe! 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
3317 The elephant in the room never blocked the tv. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3318 I hope they’re as accepting of our pet Dumbo. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3319 You know, if we went with the Ostrich "head in the sand" table we could bring the plants back out, right? 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3320 Cathedral ceilings my ass! 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
3321 When he grows up, we're gonna need the penthouse. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
3322 Is this a bad time to bring up global warming? 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
3323 Why couldn’t they just rent to a zebra? 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3324 That explains the giraffe penis in the lobby. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
3325 Will he also be working from home? 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3326 So, are we going to talk about the giraffe in the room? 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3327 What are your thoughts on stadium seating? 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
3328 Well, it’s better than having a snake in the toilet. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3329 We're really lucky that all the green plants died. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3330 Jane Goodall lives up stairs 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
3331 Can we watch something other than Madagascar? 1.2468 0.05439 77 62 12 3
3332 Maybe artist loft wasn’t such a good idea. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3333 And just when the elephant left the room! 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
3334 Remember when our lives were simpler? 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
3335 Let's see what's on channel 3. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3336 When we wanted a pet friendly apartment, this is not what I had in mind 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
3337 I think we found the missing giraffe that was reported on Next Door. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3338 You asked to fix the hole... You didn’t say how... 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
3339 does it seem a bit giraffe-ty in here to you? 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
3340 Is this really any better than mounting it on a wall?! 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3341 You may be right, honey... my online shopping might be getting a tad out of hand. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3342 he's now working from home 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
3343 The landlords below us must be getting desperate. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3344 Building codes impinge upon our personal freedoms. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3345 So much for quarantine 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
3346 Honey, this is NOT artistic. Go back to bread baking. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3347 At least for once he’s taken his hat off 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3348 is it a happening or a performance? 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3349 Not a thing we can do. She founded the HOA. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
3350 He thinks he’s at the drive-in with the Flintstones. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
3351 I told her she could stay up for one more episode. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
3352 It's worth paying for two apartments to have Melania. 1.2466 0.05441 73 56 16 1
3353 I like the fact that we only have to feed it, and not clean up after it. 1.2466 0.05441 73 56 16 1
3354 Now let’s figure out how to get Shamu in the bathtub 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
3355 Just in the neck of time! 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
3356 I told you we shouldn’t rent right above that Doolittle guy’s office. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
3357 At least we don't have to worry about tripping over the hole 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
3358 It's a jungle out there. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
3359 It's John Malkovich's. 1.2466 0.05441 73 56 16 1
3360 The Animal Planet episode had Peggy questioning her parentage for the first time. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
3361 It's a great arrangement. I feed him, and Phil and Edna in the apartment downstairs have the other end of the business deal covered. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
3362 I thought that this was a no pets building 1.2466 0.05441 73 56 16 1
3363 No, I wanted you to get me a beer! 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
3364 At least we're not living below the elephant. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
3365 I always said it sounded like the people downstairs were running a zoo.... 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
3366 At least we got the end that eats. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
3367 And we are on the twentieth floor. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
3368 Well, they were kind enough to not complain when we had Dumbo. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
3369 I told our neighbor I'd like a longneck, but I meant a beer. 1.2466 0.05441 73 56 16 1
3370 Trust me, the couple downstairs has it worse. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
3371 We have to move this sofa or cut a new hole. He blocks my view of the TV. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
3372 -Whoa!?! Do you see that on the floor? -Yeah. Where do you think that signature came from? 1.2466 0.06695 73 60 8 5
3373 That reminds me: you wanna neck? 1.2466 0.05441 73 56 16 1
3374 - Love this new documentary 1.2466 0.05441 73 56 16 1
3375 How did we manage to run low on acacia leaves ? 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
3376 I thought the hole was for our ostrich. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
3377 Good thing we're not living on the ground floor. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
3378 Shouldn't he be wearing a mask? 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
3379 Alexa, find me a farm-to-table pop-up. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
3380 I got nothin’. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
3381 Fortunately, all we have to do is feed it. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
3382 It fits in yet it stands out. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
3383 Oh, so it really is a zoo down there. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
3384 I'm very impressed with this virtual safari. 1.2466 0.05080 73 55 18 0
3385 Look honey, I don't know why they didn't just move the giraffe when they built it but you have got to admit it's nice to have him around. 1.2466 0.04889 73 57 15 1
3386 I don't know, I think I'd prefer a traditional coffee table. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
3387 I thought you said it was an Ass hole 1.2466 0.06974 73 61 6 6
3388 This is preferable to the bottom half. 1.2466 0.05080 73 55 18 0
3389 Animal planet is still going remote I see 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
3390 I wonder how much extra rent the guy below pays. 1.2466 0.05441 73 56 16 1
3391 This is my last chance to not become a foster fail. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
3392 I told Joe and Sue to subscribe to Animal Planet before they adopted. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
3393 What do you say our next couch is leather? 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
3394 As I told you: if you build it, they will come. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
3395 Its tamer than the lion he sent last year! 1.2466 0.05441 73 56 16 1
3396 We probably should have read the condo association rules... 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
3397 Vaulted ceilings would have been nice, but at least this place is pet-friendly. 1.2466 0.05441 73 56 16 1
3398 Obviously there is a hole in his contract. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
3399 I told you the new neighbors below wouldn’t fit in. 1.2466 0.05441 73 56 16 1
3400 It was either this or the one under the elephant. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
3401 Is the elephant coming, too? 1.2466 0.05441 73 56 16 1
3402 That must be why the rent is so cheap. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
3403 He said he'd pay one-third of the rent. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
3404 At least we don't have to deal with an elephant in the room. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
3405 Racism is the giraffe in the room. 1.2466 0.05441 73 56 16 1
3406 The walls have ears but the floors have necks too. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
3407 I hope he’s not expecting popcorn. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
3408 Damn thing doesn't even lay down to sleep. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
3409 Where did it find the mascara? 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
3410 Happens every time David Attenborough comes on. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
3411 A giraffe grows in Brooklyn! who knew? 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
3412 I thought our lease said that we can't have pets here. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
3413 Don't complain! We'll get evicted for species-ism. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
3414 I agree, he’s not very emotionally supportive. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
3415 Maybe this is what they mean by Welcome to the Jungle 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
3416 HE'S BACK." "You know the giraffe channel is always live. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
3417 Sometimes it helps to stick your neck out!” 1.2466 0.05441 73 56 16 1
3418 At least we don't have to change his litter. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
3419 Now I remember who borrowed my jig saw. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
3420 Well, at least it’s rent controlled. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
3421 So this is what the therapist must’ve meant by having a breakthrough... 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
3422 We have got to stop renting to PETA employees 1.2466 0.05441 73 56 16 1
3423 I'm not in a good headspace right now. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
3424 Don’t look so surprised honey. Giraffes can shatter glass ceilings too. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
3425 Don't mind her. 2020 has been a millstone around her neck 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
3426 My neighbor ask me to take care of his pet, but he doesn't want me in his aparment, because of the virus. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
3427 The downstairs neighbors are really getting on my nerves. 1.2466 0.05080 73 55 18 0
3428 I guess that's the wiggle room in the 'no pets' clause the landlord kept talking about" 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
3429 Let's do another hole for a double date... 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
3430 I know how to address the elephant in the room, but *this* I was not prepared for. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
3431 We should have just let him borrow the password to the account 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
3432 The literal interpretation of “heads or tails” 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
3433 I guess our neighbor really wasn’t kidding when he said he’d stick out his neck for us 1.2466 0.05080 73 55 18 0
3434 So this is what the broker meant by ‘stunning high rise views’ 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
3435 Stay very still. Their vision is based on movement. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
3436 Didn’t they say the penthouse would have unobstructed views? 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
3437 The overhead in the company below is really getting out of hand. 1.2466 0.05780 73 62 6 5
3438 He tells everyone he has a duplex 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
3439 They call it the genthouse suite. 1.2466 0.05943 73 60 9 4
3440 And I did the paintings too 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
3441 Elephants I can ignore. But this? 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
3442 This acid is terrible. 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
3443 Could you wear a mask, please? 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
3444 Hon, let's move to the suburbs...this apartment complex is a zoo. 1.2466 0.06101 73 58 12 3
3445 His shrink told him to get Headspace. 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
3446 That's one way to stick your neck out. 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
3447 I knew the rent was too good to be true. 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
3448 Thank you, dear. But I really had my heart set on a gazelle. 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
3449 I realize I am not a dog person,nor a cat person,I am more of a giraffe person. 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
3450 I think the real estate agent told her about “30 ft. ceilings.” 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
3451 At least we get this end of the giraffe. 1.2436 0.05531 78 61 15 2
3452 Talk about an elephant in the room 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
3453 How much extra per month are we paying for this? 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
3454 NY developer finds novel way to improve apartments square footage in Dumbos latest building conversion 1.2436 0.04892 78 64 11 3
3455 We all miss the Christmas tree. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3456 Not as bad as the kangaroos upstairs. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3457 It's still better than dealing with the other end. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3458 I'm seeing spots again. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3459 It's the people one floor below us I feel bad for. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3460 My landlord is a zoologist. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3461 I don't know who he belongs to, but he's been coming over a lot more since I started feeding him. 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
3462 I know feeding him will be expensive, but housing the hindquarters was too labor intensive. 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
3463 They said all the dogs were already adopted due to Covid-19. 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
3464 This end seems happy. Wonder about the other. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3465 I did notice the pet shop downstairs 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3466 The downstairs neighbors don't have Animal Planet. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3467 I’m having second thoughts about the necking. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3468 At least he's quiet, unlike the howler monkeys. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3469 Whack-a-Giraffe? 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3470 I guess we know how that Condominium Board vote on the exotic pet bylaw turned out. 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
3471 Geoffrey is more comfortable watching Netflix on HIS couch. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3472 I take care of this end; the guy downstairs takes care of the other. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3473 That explains what happened to our ficus. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3474 All in all, there are worse problems than bad breath. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3475 The bankruptcy forced Toys R Us Corporate to downsize. 1.2432 0.05022 74 61 10 3
3476 He likes Animal Kingdom as well. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3477 The neighbors downstairs don't get Animal Planet. 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
3478 She lost the duplex in the divorce settlement 1.2432 0.03995 74 61 11 2
3479 I like her better than anyone else in the co-op, but I can't keep buying houseplants. 1.2432 0.06613 74 61 8 5
3480 The second floor neighbors said we should be grateful. 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
3481 Giraffes Lives Matter 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
3482 Honey we are definitely up to our necks 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3483 The guy downstairs had second choice. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3484 So much for telling us we wouldn't even notice the new high rise. 1.2432 0.06613 74 61 8 5
3485 His new lease gave him a room with a view rent free for 6 months! 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3486 He's been getting high for years 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
3487 Did you hear about the remake of "The Godfather"? 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
3488 At least we got the best part of pet-sharing. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3489 I think she adds a bit of contrast to our otherwise beatnik lifestyle! 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
3490 He's still blocking my vision! 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
3491 We should really talk to the neighbour about his surprise pop ins. 1.2432 0.06613 74 61 8 5
3492 So I guess we have to feed it. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3493 I don't mind sharing the space, but I'll be darned if I'm going to watch Animal Planet instead of Jeopardy! every night. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3494 This is why the lease said no house plants. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3495 Uhhh Marty...you know you're not see-through, right? 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
3496 Are you looking for something? 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
3497 This probably explains the low maintenance. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3498 Whoever said you can't be in two places at the same time was obviously not a giraffe. 1.2432 0.06613 74 61 8 5
3499 I don't think I've ever felt more at home until now. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
3500 This is not what I meant when I said let’s take necking to the next level 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
3501 We should ask them to get a place with higher ceilings! 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3502 The real estate agent did say the apartment below us had pets! 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3503 You didn't notice that the listing said it was over a zoo? 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3504 You have perhaps heard of breaking through a glass ceiling? 1.2432 0.06613 74 61 8 5
3505 I never imagined 4k would be this realistic! 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3506 Do you think we should tell the people downstairs? 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3507 No mask, either. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3508 Just wait. He always leaves forFlorida after Labor Day. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3509 It sounded cheap for an attic apartment, but he didn't say it was in his attic. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3510 I know it’s not ideal, but he pays for all the utilities. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3511 Actually, we've got it better than the downstairs apartment. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
3512 It's a very pet-friendly building. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3513 Unfortunately he sleeps standing up. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
3514 It's true what they say: build it and they will come 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
3515 They said we wouldn't even hear the neighbors. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3516 The elephant is upstairs. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3517 Why in the world would they ask us to cut back on his feedings? 1.2432 0.05022 74 56 18 0
3518 Look at the bright side. We don’t have to clean the litter box. 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
3519 Crikey, Looks like the Irwins are still quarantined. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3520 'I know -- but its part of the lease." 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
3521 Was a duplex the only solution? 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3522 He’s binging “Wild Kingdom”, again. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3523 I’m surprised that Toys R Us can afford the rent in this place. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3524 I know she likes being a city giraffe but if she gets any taller, we're going to have to get a farm upstate. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3525 I swear to you; I thought the landlord said there was a garage downstairs!! 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3526 Is this what the realtor meant by ‘views of nature’? 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3527 Time to log in to our first Zoo meeting. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3528 On the plus side we don't have to pay for a dog license 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3529 This is what we get for winning the coin toss? 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3530 Maybe it's payback for the ostrich in our bedroom. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3531 So, I saw on the news that the zoo was cutting back on overhead. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
3532 It'll all work out; the neighbors below told me that they already have a manure fork. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3533 I have some questions for the co-op board. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
3534 Geoffrey can’t pay for cable, he’s unemployed. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3535 Honey, my desire for inclusivity is currently wrestling my distain for captivity. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
3536 They said the design style was elevated, but this is really taking it to another level. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
3537 Does the rug look different to you? 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3538 What do you mean complain? It's a sublet. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3539 Is that what they taught you in your interior design course? 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3540 Life finds a way 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
3541 Do you have any idea when Toys R Us is reopening? 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
3542 You’ll love the view here.... oh, and you may have a downstairs neighbor pop in from time to time” 1.2432 0.06613 74 61 8 5
3543 The rent is so cheap for this neighborhood they said...No overhead noise they said.... 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3544 Is this the new “rabbit hole” you were talking about? 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3545 The realtor forgot to tell us that this building is a zoo. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3546 « Wait until you see the kitchen » 1.2432 0.06613 74 61 8 5
3547 The family downstairs booked the quarantine safari again. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3548 Better his top half than bottom half, I guess. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3549 Would you please consider getting your own cable subscription?! 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
3550 I think I understand what desertification means now 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3551 So that's why rent's so cheap... 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3552 ok the lockdown .. now maybe we should stop drinking 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3553 . I liked this place better when it was a firehouse. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3554 The giraffe was already there when they built. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
3555 Would this be a bad time to tell him that his stimulus check still hasn't come in yet 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3556 Amazon delivery for Mr. Jones 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3557 Well, it’s better than when we had that elephant in the room. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
3558 We got the better end of the deal as far as I’m concerned. We’re only responsible for what goes into it, not what comes out of it. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3559 If you stick yourself neck out you really do get ahead 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
3560 Well, I guess we should talk about the giraffe in the room. 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
3561 This apartment is a real pain in the neck 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3562 This isn’t quite what I had in mind when the giraffe asked to share our Netflix. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3563 The downstairs neighbor is a bit too nosy and horny for my liking 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
3564 He must be here for a pop-in visit 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
3565 Hey look, it’s the giraffe we ordered 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3566 We've been inside for too long 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3567 Sure, the giraffe eats a lot, but have you considered what the downstairs neighbors have to do day in, day out? 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3568 They did say, "A room with a view" 1.2432 0.05022 74 56 18 0
3569 It’s better than murder hornets 1.2432 0.04434 74 62 9 3
3570 Zoom University brings Zoology 101 right into your home. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3571 This is not how the ottoman was pictured online... 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3572 I wish our downstairs neighbor would keep it down 1.2432 0.05022 74 56 18 0
3573 I do think we got the better end of the pet share arrangement. 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
3574 Yeah, but it’s rent controlled. 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
3575 Good think we got this end ~ all WE have to do is feed him. 1.2424 0.06130 66 52 12 2
3576 He pays for Netflix and I pay for Disney+ 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3577 Nope... the second floor is one down. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3578 Running a private zoo has a lot more overhead that I had guessed. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
3579 (Whisper) “I really can’t see” 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3580 They didn’t tell us the rental included a pet! 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3581 Well, you gotta admit that it at least adds a touch of adventure to the boredom of quarantine. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3582 Oh! I thought you said zoo*m* meeting... 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3583 Our pest control service's money-back guarantee covers only typical infestations. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3584 " Is his appointment on the 1st, 2nd, or 3rd floor?" 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3585 I suppose now is as good a time as any to talk about the elephant in the room. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3586 You were right. A TV in her room would be easier. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
3587 Didn’t you test for the giravirus? 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3588 Yes, we have to feed her, but the upside is that our downstairs neighbors have to do all the clean-up. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3589 In the other hand, he is a very quiet downstairs neighbor. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3590 Do we get to split the rent with the downstairs neighbor now? 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3591 Your wouldn't listen when I said we needed a 3rd floor. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3592 Do you feel like necking? 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
3593 The people who live downstairs go on a lot of Safaris. 1.2400 0.02904 75 60 15 0
3594 I can't BELIEVE they voted off the Rhino!! 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3595 It could be worse. We could be one floor down. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3596 Where do you put your coffee-table books? 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3597 This apartment was head and shoulders above the others...until now 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3598 Isn't this a "no pets" building? 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3599 This must be why he offered so much to buy us out 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3600 He was just a little thing when they brought him home. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3601 Did you hear Noah casually mention how long his python is getting? 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3602 So glad we found a marriage counselor that could accommodate the three of us in this relationship. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3603 Guess we should have asked them to explain "zooplex." 1.2400 0.04780 75 59 15 1
3604 You also called our upstairs plant-based neighbor 1.2400 0.04965 75 57 18 0
3605 I was thinking more like a cat. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3606 Could be worse, I hear there's a hyena in Apt. 4C. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3607 The world is pretty upside down already, so why not go full out with a giraffe. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3608 Well, what time do you suppose his bedtime IS? 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3609 I wonder if it knows the family of elephants above us. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
3610 This is getting back at us for wearing hard-sole shoes around the apartment. 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
3611 Not cool. He still blocks the TV. 1.2394 0.05101 71 54 17 0
3612 You bet Giraffe I like it! 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
3613 Losing tenant association elections has repercussions. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
3614 Stop buying performance art. He ate my coffee. 1.2394 0.04689 71 58 11 2
3615 I think the ark is finished. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
3616 I'd rather have this part than the one downstairs 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
3617 Looks like the zoo closed for the pandemic 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
3618 So that’s what that hole I’ve been throwing garbage down is for. 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
3619 I guess the Adams Family in 13A got a new pet. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
3620 It’s hard to know if it’s just heads up or only fake news. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
3621 I thought the building had a “no pets” policy! 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
3622 Why didn't the neighbors downstairs realize this would happen as it grew? 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
3623 There has to be a better place for him to quarantine... 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
3624 We're in the wrong office. Looks like the throat specialist is on the 10th floor. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
3625 'Guess we don't need to wonder why the condo was such a steal. 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
3626 We should have gone for the regular coffee table. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
3627 If I ran the zoo... 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
3628 Well, I wasn't the one who thought an animal head would be a 'pretty cool decoration' 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
3629 Live with it, the rent is a bargain. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
3630 I told you he would grow on us. 1.2394 0.05101 71 54 17 0
3631 How long have we been in lockdown for? 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
3632 I still think he should get his own cable subscription. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
3633 Oh - without precise floor information the police refuses to come 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
3634 I think he is making headway! 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
3635 I'm beginning to think that my new support animal causes more problems than it solves. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
3636 We need to get new paintings. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
3637 And don't get me started on the ostrich upstairs! 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
3638 And we can't have a dog over 40 pounds... 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
3639 And I thought it was "a tree grows in Brooklyn." 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
3640 The Peterson's always said they wanted a place with room to grow. 1.2394 0.05101 71 54 17 0
3641 This explains the flooding downstairs. 1.2394 0.06792 71 59 7 5
3642 Yep, that seems about right. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
3643 I think we’re on the wrong floor! 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
3644 We should have picked the apartment above the rhinoceros. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
3645 I had no idea they were speaking literally when they said we had a zoo downstairs. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
3646 The people in 11E should have known what ‘high ceilings’ in an Upper West Side prewar Condo really means .. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
3647 I told you the downstairs neighbors were strange. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
3648 Yes, but is it art? 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
3649 I've just worked out why the condo won't sell. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
3650 I’d ask him to scrunch, but we get such fabulous reception. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
3651 It was the neighborly thing to do since hey don't get Animal Planet downstairs. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
3652 Wow,to think I thought they were pounding on the ceiling because of US? 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
3653 We'll have to move up another floor again. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
3654 This is why the rule should be “no pets,” period. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
3655 Before the country switched to digital standards, giraffes could use their antennae to receive TV straight into their brains. New technology always brings unexpected consequences." 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
3656 Don't blame me. You're the one who wanted a a 2nd floor walkup near the Central Park zoo. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
3657 Oops! 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
3658 Yeah, but don't forget the elephant in the room. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
3659 wow, Geoffrey has been living downstairs for all these years 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
3660 The previous owner signed an easement with the people downstairs. 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
3661 Look on the bright side. We only have to feed her. The folks downstairs, well, you know.. 1.2394 0.04899 71 56 14 1
3662 It’s good money, Deb. The doofus below is paying us $75 bucks a month for baby sitting. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
3663 I’ve had it with this crap. Go get the cheetah, Janet. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
3664 It's not as bad as the howler monkeys in 308. 1.2394 0.06792 71 59 7 5
3665 Thank god we got the upoer flat! 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
3666 I can't stand that nosy bastard. 1.2394 0.06792 71 59 7 5
3667 They did say that this was an apartment with a view. 1.2394 0.03454 71 58 12 1
3668 I was thinking "I wanna neck," and I guess my wish was granted, 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
3669 And that's the story of how the floor got its hole. 1.2394 0.05101 71 54 17 0
3670 The really scary part is the elephant family that lives upstairs. 1.2394 0.04470 71 60 8 3
3671 It’s hard to believe you did not notice he was following you home. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
3672 I told you the broker seemed shady. 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
3673 I warned you it was a zoo downstairs. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
3674 So that's what "reticulated" means 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
3675 I thought that you said that we had Gnu Neighbors! 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
3676 Well, I guess this is better than being on the ground floor 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
3677 I know he's out of work, but he's remarkably philosophical about the circle of life. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
3678 I don't recall this feature from the Airbnb listing. Do you? 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
3679 Better call a food delivery service and order seventy-five pounds of Aracia tree leaves. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
3680 There's no need to be angry. We just want our plants back. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
3681 He's been like this ever since he lost his job at the toy store. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
3682 Stella doesn't believe in social distancing. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
3683 You're the one who said there's no such thing as a bad downstairs neighbor. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
3684 Nothing in the rental agreement excludes giraffes. 1.2394 0.05101 71 54 17 0
3685 The TV store was all out of rabbit ears." 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
3686 Well, I think it makes the home theatre more like live theatre- a bit exotic and a blocked view. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
3687 What happened to all the house plants? 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
3688 We should have said something when there was an elephant in the room. 1.2394 0.06792 71 59 7 5
3689 That reminds me -- the condo board really stuck out its neck by expanding the list of comfort animals. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
3690 For once, I wish we could watch something besides Animal Planet. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
3691 Right before he dropped dead, didn't the realtor say something about a 'heads-up'? 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
3692 Honey, I think it's time we talk to our neighbors about encroaching into our space. 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
3693 Everything will be fine, look there’s a giraffe. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
3694 And now, this. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
3695 Our downstairs neighbors claimed that our apartment "violated their freedoms". 1.2394 0.05661 71 58 10 3
3696 Forget it, babe. It's 2020. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
3697 Darling, honestly what was wrong with the old coffee table? 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
3698 At least we didn’t get the bottom half 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
3699 He’s always sticking his neck out for us. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
3700 You said you wanted to “spice things up a bit.” 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
3701 At least there isn’t an elephant in the room 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
3702 They really went through with it. 1.2394 0.05101 71 54 17 0
3703 I’d say the “new normal” has jumped the shark. 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
3704 He’s had a tough time working from home since the zoo closed.” @khoessle 1.2394 0.05294 71 57 12 2
3705 I guess our neighbor is ascending fast in life 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
3706 It’s 2020, of course a giraffe has replaced the elephant 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
3707 She asked for more spontaneous and here it is. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
3708 I feel less bad about the trip to Africa we couldn't take due to the Pandemic now 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
3709 Still less irritating than the noise from our upstairs neighbors 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
3710 Huh? Does this mean rent divided by three? 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
3711 Amazon gave Geoffrey a job, but he’s still ‘non-essential’ 1.2394 0.05294 71 57 12 2
3712 Spirit animal gone wild. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
3713 I thought you cancelled the Animal Planet subscription. 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
3714 I know we offered to share our Disney plus with the guy downstairs but this is not what I had in mind 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
3715 I must have misheard the landlord when they said there would be the occasional ~draft~ through the hole in the floor 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
3716 The elephant is still in quarantine. 1.2394 0.06792 71 59 7 5
3717 I was wondering where my bottle of viagra disappeared to. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
3718 Hanging then on the wall is so old hat. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
3719 I hate neighbors who stick their necks out in other neighbors’ business 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
3720 And I thought the upstairs neighbors were bad 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
3721 I knew someone had to be playing Jumanji somewhere. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
3722 New normal 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
3723 - “Interior design is getting wild” 1.2394 0.05101 71 54 17 0
3724 First time in 500 years I am able to afford rents in NYC and live alongside humans 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
3725 I thought we decided to get Peacock? 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
3726 Honey, maybe we should have aknowledged that elephant in the room months ago. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
3727 I always imagined the elephant in the room being more like an actual elephant 1.2394 0.06792 71 59 7 5
3728 I think we just entered the next level of Jumanji 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
3729 You know I can’t be trusted to make good choices 1.2394 0.05294 71 57 12 2
3730 I blame giraff-ification. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
3731 Do you think I should change the channel? 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
3732 Maybe I should have asked what they meant by plenty of headroom. 1.2368 0.04909 76 58 18 0
3733 Thank goodness, he's just a renter. 1.2368 0.04909 76 58 18 0
3734 When you said, “this place has a certain character, “ you were spot on. 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
3735 It was $500 cheaper Karen. 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
3736 You insisted on no mouse holes. I guess it was too specific. 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
3737 Hey, you want to neck? 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
3738 Well, we already addressed the elephant in the room... 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3739 Well at least we have this end. 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
3740 I thought this was a no-pet condo. 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
3741 Damn, I cannot see a thing it does this every time we sit down to watch a movie. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
3742 His name is Geoffry. He doesn't wanna grow up 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
3743 I thought the Johnsons went on a LION safari. 1.2361 0.03422 72 59 12 1
3744 Well, I guess they were right that this series would reach a broad demographic. 1.2361 0.05040 72 55 17 0
3745 What should we watch? 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
3746 Has the whole world become a zoo? 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
3747 You should feel lucky. They say it’s hard for millennials to get a head. 1.2361 0.05040 72 55 17 0
3748 We're splitting a Netflix account. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
3749 I was looking for something that was more natural than mahogany. 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
3750 She’s left over from an art installation that went horribly wrong. 1.2361 0.05040 72 55 17 0
3751 That’s what that bumping noise under the floor was! 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3752 It could be worse. I've heard it's unbearable downstairs. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3753 Talk about nosy neighbors. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3754 We need to move the TV higher again. 1.2361 0.05040 72 55 17 0
3755 Atleast we got the top part. 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
3756 This is the neighbors revenge for that one houseparty 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3757 Don’t worry, she’s only here to watch Animal Planet. 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
3758 Can you believe it? All this time we thought it was the old lady downstairs banging on the ceiling with a broom." 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
3759 At least we don't have to deal with the litter problem. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3760 Giraffe, the new normal. . 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3761 The giraffe in the room 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3762 Don't ... move ... I'll get a face mask 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
3763 I told you not to play the music so loud! 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3764 Well, New York is a melting pot. What else can we do? 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
3765 Wow, glory holes have come a long way since the 70's 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
3766 I really didn’t think this was what the neighbors meant by sharing a pet. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3767 I know they said to need to get ahead but this guy is ridiculous 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
3768 They said work from home, the zoo was closed so this was the next best 1.2361 0.05040 72 55 17 0
3769 I remember when you made fun of me saying why would we want a building with 12 foot ceilings 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
3770 Wait till PETA hears about this one 1.2353 0.05182 68 52 16 0
3771 They really should’ve rented the penthouse instead. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
3772 These nature shows on Netflix are so life-like now. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
3773 It was your idea to get an apartment over the zoo. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3774 What a rubberneck! 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
3775 His head doesn’t bother me so much— it’s his drumming that I can’t stand. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
3776 A room with a view. Of a giraffe. 1.2329 0.06621 73 61 7 5
3777 I don't understand why we should have a talk again. There is no elephant in the room. 1.2319 0.04905 69 55 13 1
3778 It's just a nature show to us, but it's giraffe porn to him. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
3779 He tells me his name is Kramer. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3780 For him it's a one-floor walk-up. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3781 It's a good thing we got a duplex. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
3782 Could be worse. They could live upstairs. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
3783 Could you move a little to the left? I can't see the TV. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
3784 OK, that sort of works. I'll get it's food and water, and you text Mary and Burt downstairs to get the giant kitty litter box in place. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
3785 Sorry, Geoffrey. Done "R" Us. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3786 It was a little work, but it is nice to have the whole family together. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
3787 Growing pains! 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
3788 This co-op allows pets. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
3789 Does this mean we have to feed him too? 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
3790 We’re gonna need a bigger mallet. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3791 We are sharing its care. Given the two options, I’m glad to have the feeding end. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3792 Now, where do you think the house plants should go? 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
3793 Oh my! The giraffes in the apartment below are taking social distancing to the extreme! 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3794 Maybe we should forget succulents and go with an acacia tree. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
3795 At least there's no elephant in the room. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3796 New York really is becoming a zoo! 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
3797 Maybe the view’s better up here. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
3798 Sometimes I wish our neighbors below had gotten a dog 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
3799 I feel worse for the folks below us. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3800 At least we don't have to deal with the litter box. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
3801 He thought we were watching Zoolu. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3802 Maybe we should ask for the third floor next time. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
3803 Damnit, Esther. Put your hearing aids in. I said I wanted a frappe. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3804 At least when we addressed the elephant in the room the elephant would look at us! 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
3805 Maybe we should get a different therapist. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3806 I wanted a long-neck beer 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3807 I hear unit A4 has an ostrich. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
3808 I know the property manager said this building was a zoo, but damn! 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3809 Oh, sure. "Carnivores not allowed," but apparently herbivores are just fine. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3810 We at least we got the clean end. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
3811 They did say people downstairs had a pet. 1.2319 0.04683 69 57 10 2
3812 Man, I wish our downstairs neighbors had high ceilings like ours. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
3813 And you thought you stuck your neck out for me!? 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
3814 It's worse for the Goldsteins downstairs in 4-D. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
3815 When you said your roommate was a Toys R' Us kid, I had no idea what that would mean. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
3816 Is she in the right neck of the woods? 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
3817 Why are they always asking us to feed their pets while they're way? 1.2319 0.05709 69 57 9 3
3818 We have GOT to talk to the home-owners association about their pet policy. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3819 Just our luck, we got the end we have to feed. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
3820 That must be one darn good Chiropractor downstairs ! 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
3821 “I often call our place a ‘hole in the wall’, but now...” 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
3822 This is not what I had in mind when I said to invite the downstairs neighbors up for dinner” 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
3823 Excuse me....I'm just here to browse 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
3824 This isn't what I had in mind when we agreed to share a Netflix account. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3825 Who knew she would get so big? 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
3826 She says the old neighbors were a pain in the neck. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
3827 She never midsses this program 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3828 I invited him to pop in sometime, I guess this is it 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3829 I believe it's time we finally address the giraffe in the room. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3830 Yeah, let’s get an apartment close to the Zoo, you said. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
3831 I think we've come out ahead in this arrangement. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
3832 Same thing every day: pop up, look at the African savana poster, sigh. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
3833 Isn't split-screen just fantastic! 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3834 I knew it would be a problem building the house on an ancient safari ground. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3835 Nobody wins. We have to pay for all the food but the Smiths endure significant waste management issues. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3836 It's your turn to go downstairs and clean the litter box. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
3837 There's a lesson in here, somewhere. 1.2319 0.05118 69 53 16 0
3838 People talk about "the elephant in the room", this definitely covers tall tales! 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
3839 I keep telling him that Judge Judy does not preside over a kangaroo court. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
3840 You're right, maybe we should have taken the top floor unit. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
3841 Low ceilings downstairs. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
3842 You're right...we're living in a zoo. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
3843 Could be worse. We could be on the floor below them. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
3844 They got the air right with the condo. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
3845 Is it your turn or my turn to give him a neck rub? 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
3846 I guess it beats having an elephant in the room. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3847 Tree house “staycation” with wifi; Babe, you nailed it! 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
3848 At least we got the preferable half. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3849 My neighbor pops in from time to time. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3850 Now I know why this unit is more expensive than the same unit one floor below. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3851 Is that you Amanda? 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
3852 I don't mind his company, but I'm really tired of the National Geographic channel. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3853 They weren’t kidding when they said concrete jungle! 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3854 They said they would give us a heads-up when it was time but I assumed they would just call us! 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
3855 I feel like she doesn't want to talk to us anymore. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
3856 I told you this condo was giraffe friendly" 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3857 He said he was going to give us a heads up. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3858 I thought you opted for the coffee table. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3859 I know, but they don't get Animal Planet. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
3860 We really need to invite the new neighbors up for happy hour. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
3861 Told you we should've taken the penthouse. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3862 We never even talk about the elephant in the room... 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
3863 Don't want to sound like a racist, but I KNEW those African neighbors downstairs were going to be trouble! 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3864 I'm sticking with abstract, this realism is freaking me out! 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3865 Here’s a heads up! 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
3866 She just pops in to watch Animal Planet. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3867 We should have dug the basement deeper. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3868 I am glad she is finally sticking her neck out, but we need to start that open concept home build quickly if we are going keep her. 1.2319 0.04905 69 55 13 1
3869 I didn't know the Dadaists did sculpture 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
3870 You up for ring toss? 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
3871 I hear the second floor apartment is going begging 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
3872 I guess a ficus tree is out of the question. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3873 At least we don't have to collect after him. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
3874 Good thing we found a duplex. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
3875 It's good we have a duplex. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
3876 Who would have thought that the zoo was zoned for residential use? 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3877 I'm gonna be honest with you...it doesn't quite fit the room. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
3878 Should we put a mask on it? 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
3879 I understand now why our lease said no pets! 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
3880 Why did we agree to this? 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
3881 No talking about the elephant in the room. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
3882 And that's just the tip of the giraffe. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
3883 All things considered, we got the better end of this situation. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3884 Well, this is unexpected. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3885 Of course it’s just the first step of solving a multi-faceted problem, but we had to do something. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
3886 So where do they sell acacia trees? 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3887 At least we don’t have to worry about the litter box 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3888 My mother told me,'Read the lease. Don't stick your neck out.' She won't believe whose neck is sticking out. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3889 The good news, I just have to feed it." 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3890 I think we picked the wrong pet 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
3891 I've always wanted to see what those little horns look like up close. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
3892 I told them a zoo on the first floor was a bad idea! 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
3893 Maybe that couple below us from Kenya want us to feed Necko? 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3894 Could you guys keep it down up here? 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3895 My hamster died, so I thought I'd get a replacement pet. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3896 It’s just whimsy. Enjoy it. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
3897 The gentrification here is starting to get out of hand. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
3898 What is this place, Giraffic Park? 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3899 Glad we’re not his downstairs neighbor! 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3900 Yes, we should have read the fine print in the lease. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
3901 You had to have the raffedoodle. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
3902 If we ditched the modern art and painted a life-size mural of the African plains on the wall, maybe she'd feel more at home. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3903 And now its a zoo out there and in here? 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3904 We should stop ordering online. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
3905 Could you maybe turn around and say hello? 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3906 I know we have to feed him but just think what they have to do 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3907 You remember Geoffrey. He used to live in the penthouse. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3908 Geri! You're blocking the News Hour! Sit down and watch your own TV downstairs! 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
3909 Yes she’s cute but I was happier when you and I were doing the necking around here. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
3910 We should have pretended there was no one home when he knocked. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
3911 Shall we talk about thi Giraffe in the room? 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
3912 Honey remember when I told you the landlord said the apartment had a draft in the floor? 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
3913 Oh no, not again! I told you it’s a bad idea to live above the zoo. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3914 HONEY, PLEASE REMEMBER TO CLOSE THE WINDOWS AND COVER THE HOLES IN THE FLOOR; ONCE AGAIN YOU LET THE GIRAFFE IN . . . . . 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3915 It’s nice they’ve made this place more accessible 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3916 Where do you store the remote on this coffee table? 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3917 I think they exaggerated the ceiling height in the apartment listing” 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3918 I don’t think this is what the therapist meant when she said to try new things to keep quarantine interesting 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
3919 Downtown Luxury apartments in the lap of Nature. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
3920 Is no one going to address the giraffe in the room? 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
3921 This gives the elephant in the room a new perspective. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
3922 (Whispers) “Margaret...there’s human’s behind me again, isn’t there?” 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3923 Amenities these days 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
3924 I have heard about “the elephant in the room” but what does a “giraffe in the room mean?” 🙀 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3925 Sure we have to feed him it the people in the unit below us have it FAR WORSE!! 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
3926 ‘You had to put on Animal Planet’ 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3927 Darling, I think we should finally talk about the giraffe in the room. 1.2319 0.05118 69 53 16 0
3928 Gesundheight 😋 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
3929 When they said the apartment had a view, I thought they meant the window. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
3930 Unfortunately this giraffe is doomed to take part in an artistic installation 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
3931 On reflection, I preferred the Jeff Koons piece 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3932 I gotta be honest, this is a little more than a ‘harmless peeping Tom.’ 1.2319 0.04450 69 54 15 0
3933 How could they go bankrupt while also going through the roof? 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3934 „The neighbors‘ art collection is through the roof.“ 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3935 Well Karen, this might just be the most normal thing we’ve seen all year. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
3936 Honey, I just think we're getting ahead of ourselves with these stay-at-home experiences. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
3937 I invited downstairs to dinner. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
3938 We need a bigger TV 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3939 I told you we should have gone for the penthouse 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3940 So this is what they meant by ‘shared indoor space’ 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
3941 Tiger King is cancelled. Long live Giraffe Emperor. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
3942 I don’t think we should complain, the people downstairs are worse off 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3943 The zoo sold its air rights and the giraffe negotiated an easement. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3944 So what do you want to known about the outside? 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
3945 The new neighbor is nosy” “Why did you cut a hole for him? 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
3946 ‘It’s packed to the girafters in here!’ 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
3947 Look on the bright side - we have the head. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
3948 Can you lean a little to the left, please? 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3949 Oh yeah he pays a quarter of the rent. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
3950 Moving on up. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
3951 I preferred the elephant in the room 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3952 I thought owning a giraffe would be--I don't know--different, somehow... 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
3953 So he likes to watch TV when he's sitting on the toilet. Hey, don't forget to courtesy flush. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
3954 At least she’s social distancing. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
3955 You’d think they’d have learnt after the ‘tea cup’ pig fiasco... 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
3956 Just when I thought the elephant had finally moved on. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
3957 These Government drones are getting more and more intrusive ! 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
3958 😏 “we started from the bottom now we’re here!” 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
3959 Is that a giraffe popping out of our floor or are you just happy to see me? 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
3960 Keep him away from the ficus. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3961 I thought we were talking about the elephant in the room. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
3962 Umm, could you please put your mask on? 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
3963 She wasn't kidding when she said she takes in all kinds of rescue animals 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
3964 honey, it should have been a red flag when the agent said P.T. Barnum Jr. was our 1st floor neighbour. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3965 I knew buying an apartment in 2020 was a bad idea. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
3966 It could be worse...we could be swimming with the sharks? 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
3967 Wow. Working from home as been so much nicer than my daily commute to the zoo! 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3968 One of us is on the wrong floor 1.2308 0.05267 65 50 15 0
3969 That's when I told the zoo, "two words: air rights." 1.2297 0.04103 74 60 13 1
3970 Well it's better than the so-called 'Elephant in the Room.' 1.2295 0.06772 61 50 8 3
3971 He is always on time for Animal Planet. 1.2295 0.07165 61 51 6 4
3972 You said you loved the concrete jungle. 1.2295 0.06772 61 50 8 3
3973 At least we got the end that eats rather than the other end.... 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3974 At least it's not the elephant in the room. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
3975 I was expecting an elephant. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
3976 I still find this less disruptive than our other apartment with the sloth hanging through the ceiling. 1.2286 0.05055 70 54 16 0
3977 So that's what "animal air rights" means. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3978 I’m glad we didn’t take the downstairs unit. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3979 We need to reinstate the "no pets" rule... 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3980 I don't think he should visit without a face mask. 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
3981 I'm all for eclectic, but we could have at least put our feet up on a coffee table. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3982 Where do we put our drinks on this new coffee table? 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3983 Well if we have to share him I’m glad we got his eating end. 1.2286 0.05055 70 54 16 0
3984 Look, it could be worse. At least we're not living above a missile testing facility. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
3985 We need to address the elephant in the room. 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
3986 She pops up when Rachel Maddow is on TV. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3987 The zoo is still closed but at least they are doing pop-ups now. 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
3988 He’s been so quiet since coming home. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
3989 Phew! Keeping a low profile since March has been a real pain in the neck. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3990 This is the height of neighbor nosiness." 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
3991 Sure, we’ll have to feed him but the downstairs owner has the cleanup. 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
3992 If he ever stands up we can skip right over the six foot rule. 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
3993 That explains the knees downstairs! 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3994 Let's just feed him a laxative. That'll teach the downstairs neighbors to quit these antics. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3995 Solved! 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
3996 My downstairs neighbor is a Ringling Brother." 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3997 It's an escaped emoji" 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
3998 And we can't watch TV, either! 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3999 Your neighbor is always poking his head in. 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
4000 I'm happy we have the "food in half" & not the food exit half" 1.2286 0.05055 70 54 16 0
4001 I said, “pop-up anytime.” This is not what I meant. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
4002 She went to great lengths to get spotted. 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
4003 Honey, don't you remember me telling you about the monkeys in Thailand ? Well we live close to the San Diego Zoo so this makes perfect sense. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
4004 Sure, We can Feed him, but the guy on the second floor has to clean up. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
4005 I think we should offer it a mask. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
4006 Down in the front, dude! 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
4007 Somehow my GPS went wrong! 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
4008 I like it. We feed him, they clean up after him. 1.2286 0.05055 70 54 16 0
4009 They said this was the only way to accommodate our neighbor’s emotional support animal. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
4010 I'm afraid he's getting above his station. 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
4011 I thought you said they would help us graph our finances. Not giraffe our finances! 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
4012 So we have to feed her, but we don't have to.... 1.2286 0.05055 70 54 16 0
4013 Well, I wouldn’t say this is the worst room in the hotel. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
4014 There must be a loophole in the co-op board's pet policy. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
4015 Totally in his neck of the woods 1.2286 0.03326 70 58 11 1
4016 What? I made it easier for him to watch Lion King. 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
4017 I told Abby from downstairs that the man named 'Giraffe' in the 'Lookie-for-a-Roomie' website could actually be a giraffe. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
4018 I think we’ve had a breakthrough. 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
4019 I’m so sick of Gerry showing up without a mask! 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
4020 Excuse me, you can't come in without a facemask 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
4021 There’s a Giraffe in our floor, you see it too right? .... Or is Quarantine finally getting to me? 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
4022 I like to think it’s giving us a little walk on the wild side. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
4023 When the elephant moved out they never mentioned a giraffe. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
4024 Are we suppose to move the couch 6ft. away from it now? 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
4025 Honey, I thought you said this apartment complex didn’t allow pets? 1.2286 0.04628 70 58 10 2
4026 Mary you said he wouldn't stick around. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
4027 The reception is spotty, but it’s still safer than those 5G towers. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
4028 Double check the herd immunity definition again... 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
4029 Oh, this is just the first part. You will get it when you see the second part. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
4030 I thought the agent told us not to worry about the nosy neighbors 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
4031 We really should have read that Privacy Policy 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
4032 they don't do double height rooms as they used to anymore 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
4033 He keeps trying to catch us necking. 1.2258 0.06673 62 51 8 3
4034 Are we addressing the giraffe in the room? 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
4035 It was in the covenants. 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
4036 I think this room needs some houseplants. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
4037 Thanks, Obama! 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
4038 My landlord said he'd cut the rent in half if I watched his pet giraffe 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
4039 Well, it did say a 'view of the Bronx Zoo'" 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
4040 Well, there's mixed-use and then there's mixed-use. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4041 It was worth it, but getting him here was a real pain in the neck. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4042 I thought 4F said she was getting a rhino. 1.2239 0.05131 67 52 15 0
4043 It's been clashing with the cat. And the drapes. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4044 You always wanted to own a Banksy. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4045 It’s all I could find - the rental market is a zoo. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4046 To be fair, the people downstairs may not like our prairie dogs either. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4047 It could be worse. We could have the other end. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4048 Is there anyone in Tiger King that's not completely delusional? 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4049 Tell me again how this gets around the security deposit. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4050 I know the description said “wild decor”, though I wasn’t expecting this. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4051 It's not that I don't like giraffes, but now I can't have houseplants. 1.2239 0.05131 67 52 15 0
4052 Hey, You cut the line! 1.2239 0.01504 67 58 8 1
4053 "His wife and kids are coming next week." 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4054 I miss the days when the Johnson’s support animal was a dog 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4055 Looks like our downstairs neighbors are fostering a new pet. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4056 I thought this was a "no pets" building. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4057 So we just have to feed him. It could be worse. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4058 You were the one who just had to complain about their dogs barking! 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4059 Good thing we didn't put the hole in the ceiling instead. 1.2239 0.03572 67 54 13 0
4060 This way she can keep an eye on the kids for us. 1.2239 0.05347 67 55 10 2
4061 I think we got the good end. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4062 The neighbor's comfort pet is going on too long. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4063 At least we didn't get the backside. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4064 Didn't that zebra couple already sign a lease? 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4065 Yes, even with hauling all that acacia and fresh water we are fortunate to have 8C rather than 7C. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4066 It was easier than getting the super to fix the hole. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4067 We shouldn’t have moved the coffee table! 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4068 Are you sure you want to share custody with your ex? 1.2239 0.05131 67 52 15 0
4069 Look, all I know is were suppose to come up with as much Acatia leaves as possible. Bill on 2A will have to handle the rest of the.... 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4070 We should have rented the 3rd floor apartment! 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4071 I signed the lease before the acid wore off. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4072 Well it's better than all the banging on their ceiling. 1.2239 0.04157 67 55 11 1
4073 The new normal is full of surprises. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4074 I told you that hole was suspicious when we moved in... 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4075 We really are living in the next level of Jumanji . 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4076 I suppose if we are going to share a pet with the downstairs neighbors, it's better to have this half. 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
4077 That neck is definitely not rubber. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4078 The neighbors must be back from safari. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4079 Sure, they have some plusses and minuses, but ya gotta admit, this neighbor is much better than that drummer last year. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4080 That 7th floor office must be the current overflow of animals from Prospect Park. 1.2239 0.03240 67 56 10 1
4081 I told you we shouldn’t let the broker offer 3-D tours 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4082 Well...now she can't move. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4083 I wonder what happened to our ficus? 1.2239 0.05131 67 52 15 0
4084 Is this what they call a virtual safari! 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4085 Ok, I did tell her to stick her neck out. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4086 Not a bad deal---for half the rent, we feed him and fulfill his streaming needs and 2C below handles the rest. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4087 Expensive, but easier maintenance. 1.2239 0.04906 67 54 12 1
4088 An ostrich lives upstairs. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4089 This, is GNN. 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
4090 We should not have voted for Dr Doolittle to be president of the co-op board. 1.2239 0.05131 67 52 15 0
4091 Let's get a TV. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4092 Living over the zoo is better than under it. 1.2239 0.05131 67 52 15 0
4093 I think he’s just gazing. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4094 Get the lease! There must be a clause... 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4095 I told you it was a bad idea for your brother to move into the apartment below ours. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4096 They need a duplex. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4097 I asked Loretta in 3G to pop in. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4098 I know I agreed to Mr Archer getting a support animal, but who calls a giraffe ‘Snowball’? 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4099 I think it’s time we address the giraffe in the room.” 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4100 I hate it. The spots don't agree with the minimalist in me. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4101 I’ve never seen a pet so captivated by Tiger King as Harold 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4102 She's always poking her head where it doesn't belong. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4103 I checked the box to help animals keep social distancing. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4104 When you have a multi-year deal with Animal Planet, you can pretty much do whatever you want. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4105 I *told* you not to tell the neighbor we got HBO. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4106 He'll watch any show with Danny DeVito in it. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4107 Nature going for revenge 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4108 Toy's R US is the next building over 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4109 Since quarantine, David Attenborough's been working from home. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4110 So much for the 'duplex discount' our realtor sold us on. 1.2239 0.05131 67 52 15 0
4111 This is the strangest petting zoo ever. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4112 Now I know how the other half lives. 1.2239 0.05131 67 52 15 0
4113 Live, Love, Giraffe 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
4114 I heard the camel's nose might be in the tent, but this is ridiculous! 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4115 I know it's his favorite, but I'm getting tired of watching Wild Kingdom. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4116 We need to move the sofa back. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4117 I knew we should have gone with a split level. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4118 I’ve heard they were operating a “grow house” downstairs. 1.2239 0.03876 67 57 8 2
4119 The condo salesperson said it would be cheaper to heat a place with low ceilings. 1.2239 0.05131 67 52 15 0
4120 Well, I'd still rather deal with this end than the other.... 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4121 I think noisy neighbors were better 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4122 If we *must* have half a giraffe in our living room, it’s at least the better half to have. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4123 Hey, get your own TV! 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4124 I prefer this end. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4125 Think positive...maybe we could use him as a coat rack 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4126 Well, we solved that problem, but what do we do when he wants to go for a walk? 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4127 Well, first let's acknowledge the giraffe in the room. 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
4128 I asked him not to stick out his neck for me. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4129 So now where do we put up our feet? 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4130 We’ll have to get a new Ficus. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4131 I heard everybody is on Zoo, so I thought we might try it. 1.2239 0.04906 67 54 12 1
4132 Ok...I'm high...but THIS guy..!! 1.2239 0.06996 67 57 5 5
4133 He said he was sticking his neck out to get us this place, but this is ridiculous. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4134 I guess we can stop talking about the elephant in the room now. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4135 We only get Animal Planet --the remote's in his mouth 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4136 What a way to witness a real gif 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4137 So, do you want to watch nature shows tonight? 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4138 How much taller did Millie say this thing was gonna grow? 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4139 I guess it’s true what they say— one giraffe’s ceiling is another man’s floor 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4140 This is not a "A Tree Grows in Brooklyn". 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4141 I knew it was a mistake to let those 2 zoologists head the coop board. 1.2239 0.05131 67 52 15 0
4142 So this is what goes bump in the night. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4143 I warned you about having a Sesame Street address 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4144 He loves these docu-dramas. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4145 So it’s true true that they have long neck’s 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4146 He asked if we could watch 'Spot' for the weekend. How was I to know? 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4147 These virtual zoos just keep getting better. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4148 Ahhh, I think it was your idea to sell him the air rights! 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4149 We feed it; we don't clean up after it. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4150 I was okay with the hole, but the treadmill is too much. 1.2239 0.02444 67 55 12 0
4151 It was a little easier when she was younger and didn't block the TV. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4152 We should probably turn off the "eucalyptus Leaves" channel. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4153 I fear he’s headed in the wrong direction 1.2239 0.05131 67 52 15 0
4154 I thought you always wanted a room with a zoo. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4155 This explains the Africa Expeditions Land Rover I saw in the hallway just now. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4156 If we're cool enough to own 1/3rd of a giraffe, why do we have such lame-ass art? 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4157 I understand that there are no restrictions on pet height. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4158 Unfortunately, we only have two masks left. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4159 I told you when that hole first appeared we should not have plugged it with African hay. 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
4160 I wish we’d asked more questions about the ‘We welcome all emotional support animals’ clause in the rental agreement.” 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4161 Is this what they meant by six feet? 1.2239 0.05131 67 52 15 0
4162 I think it's time we talked about the giraffe in the room! 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4163 Even he’s working from home. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4164 I'm just thankful ostriches don't live above us. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4165 I guess Toys R Us is back with a new business plan 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4166 This is the third time this week! We should never have told him about DOCTOR DOOLITTLE. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4167 I told you that they had low ceilings downstairs. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4168 I know Zoo's aren't exactly essential but this seems unfair for everyone involved 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4169 If he doesn’t put a mask on, I’m going to say something 1.2239 0.04669 67 56 9 2
4170 I hired him to find the elephant in the room. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4171 I told you he was going to outgrow the nursery. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4172 Did you tell them is was ok to keep a pet? 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4173 At least we don’t have to go down there to feed him while they’re on vacation. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4174 Is this adventurous enough? 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4175 this is a great apartment...it's a zooplex. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4176 They asked me if I'm willing to stick my neck out for this opening. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4177 I told you we should have repaired the opening after that Christmas tree illusion we displayed over the holidays 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4178 Well, we can't say we have an elephant in the room! 1.2239 0.05131 67 52 15 0
4179 Whatever you do, don’t look up. 1.2239 0.05131 67 52 15 0
4180 I'm fine with it as long as we just have to feed it 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4181 The zookeeper in apartment 16B took the quarantine to a completely new level. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4182 We got the best of the joint ownership deal by far, all we have to do is feed it. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4183 He is a head above your other pets. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4184 I wish he had rented the loft. 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
4185 Their dog never showed any interest in us! 1.2239 0.04906 67 54 12 1
4186 Looks like we need to move the litter box to the first floor. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4187 The guy downstairs asked if he could rent "air rights" for his pet. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4188 I thought there might be a down side to having FAO Schwarz just below us. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4189 You know.....we could just move 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4190 The condo board granted Larry an accommodation. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4191 She's always sticking her neck in where it's not wanted 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4192 So...this was a duplex before? 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4193 Hi, I’m looking for the elephant in the room. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4194 You make a better rug than a window. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4195 Dynamite browser, man 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4196 Does vitiligo make you shorter? 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4197 I thought it was supposed to be the elephant in the room. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4198 So this is why they call it a high rise? 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4199 Let's hope the neighbors get a dog next time. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4200 Why do the tall ones always insist on the front row? 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
4201 I think it was in over its heads. 1.2239 0.02870 67 58 7 2
4202 Gee, he really stuck his neck out this time 1.2239 0.05131 67 52 15 0
4203 Ugh, I thought we cancelled Animal Planet. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4204 The guy downstairs has gone too far this time. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4205 It looked better in the gallery. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4206 His TV package doesn’t have Animal Planet. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4207 We must remind our neighbor of the condominium "no pets" policy 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4208 There’s still a draft. Perhaps a snake would fill the gap. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4209 How much longer is the zoo furloughing him... 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4210 At least it didn't move in below our bathroom. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4211 And you’re sure the downstairs neighbors don’t mind? 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4212 Well, I guess we forgot there was a giraffe in our basement 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4213 The tenant below us negotiated for air rights. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4214 At least his stinky half is downstairs 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4215 I made a deal with the Taxidermist downstairs to help us pay rent. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4216 Are we supposed to feed it now? 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
4217 Yes, it is bizarre living over a zoo, but the rent is great. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4218 Look, if you want free Netflix this bad we'll just give you our account... 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4219 The neighbors didn't like our ostrich sticking its head in their business. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4220 Well at least the litter box is downstairs. 1.2239 0.06996 67 57 5 5
4221 Maybe if we give her our Netflix password she'll go? 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4222 Wait! Weren’t we supposed to get an elephant? 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4223 I just wish he'd want to watch something other than "Out of Africa." 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4224 Is this the third floor? 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4225 Look at it this way. We may have to shovel it in, but they...hmm...yeah. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4226 We share this duplex. She prefers the lower floor 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4227 This used to be a fire department. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4228 The Johnson doesn’t let him watch TV down there. 1.2239 0.05131 67 52 15 0
4229 “I see another rubbernecking neighbor moved in.” 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4230 You're the one who wanted to move to Savannah. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4231 They say it's their therapy animal. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4232 It keeps him from running around all day. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4233 Well, zoos must be having a hard time, too. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4234 It's a zoo out there. And now, it seems, in here. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4235 So this is a modern table 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4236 'Just stretching." 1.2239 0.05131 67 52 15 0
4237 That's funny, I was just having fantasies about necking. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4238 "Well, it's not exactly the necking that I had in mind. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4239 The Wilsons downstairs called and asked that we go easy on the roughage. 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
4240 It's still less annoying than the cats we released to catch the mice. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4241 Maybe he didn't realize that one man's glass ceiling is another man's glass floor. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4242 The lease was 50 pages yet it failed to mention this 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4243 You remember Jeff, from the urban jungle exchange program, right? 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4244 It's a shame about your ficus. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4245 Well, darn. Now I can't see the TV. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4246 Do you think this is how he practices social distancing? 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4247 Are you sure you checked the condo bylaws? 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4248 I told you that giraffe was coming from downstairs. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4249 Our apartment building needs to examine its policy on pets. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4250 Hello Dali 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4251 We pay a lot more for the upstairs apartment... but it's worth it. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4252 Just our luck to have a zookeeper move in below us. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4253 You don’t have to do this. I gave you my HBO password. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4254 Her name is Alice and she likes a nice kale salad 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4255 At least he’s a vegetarian. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4256 I say we buy an ostrich. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4257 You think he'll get along with your rhino? 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4258 How long do we have to watch Animal Planet? 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4259 I'm more worried about those holes in the bedroom ceiling. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4260 Maybe a coin toss wasn't the best way to decide on a new pet. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4261 Looks like their's another vegan in the building 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4262 The interns are down there, cleaning the exhibit. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4263 You think the landlord will notice?... 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4264 We're as surprised as you are." 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4265 Who knew they would have to cut a hole in their ceiling when we okayed their having a pet? 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4266 I initially wanted to mount it on the wall but I think this is more appropriate. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4267 I heard the neighborhood was growing but this is ridiculous. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4268 He usually shows up at feeding time. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4269 Well, they’re quieter than the last people but that’s a stretch 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4270 I suppose we'll have to have him to our party next week. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4271 It took me forever to get this appointment! 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4272 That's the quirk that comes with paying pre-Diluvian rent control 1.2239 0.05131 67 52 15 0
4273 They definitely don’t give you as much headroom in these new construction buildings. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4274 I hate to stick my neck out like this, but you guys have way better picture quality. 1.2239 0.04906 67 54 12 1
4275 It still makes less noise than the elephants upstairs 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4276 I'm finally getting a head in my work. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4277 These "Cool" workplace innovations are really getting out of hand! 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4278 Can you see? 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4279 Oh, now you want to talk about the elephant in the room? 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4280 Now let's see him pee on the carpet 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4281 But...how does he scratch his nose? 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
4282 At this point, are we surprised? 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4283 I hear he paid an extra $2.5 million for access to these views of Long Island City. 1.2239 0.05554 67 58 5 4
4284 Did someone say Netflix and chill?? 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4285 Hello! Is it me you looking for? 1.2239 0.05131 67 52 15 0
4286 Oh, great! Now even the tall person sitting in front of you at the theatre is a feature with streaming? 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4287 I wish we had a homeowners association for these types of things 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4288 This is next level 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4289 After years of couples therapy, this isn’t the breakthrough I’d hoped for. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4290 I'm confused. I thought this place was supposed to be a real hole in the wall. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4291 It’s okay...he pays half of the cable bill. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4292 More stricking than quarantine itself.....you blocking my view giffy!! 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4293 I wonder what next month's new normal will look like 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4294 Doesn’t look like Geoffrey quite recovered since Toys R Us went bankrupt 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4295 Ohh!! This is the new normal that everyone was talking about. WHO should have named it new abnormal. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4296 I must have mis-measured. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4297 Honey, hide all the plants. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4298 Postmodernist Concrete Jungle 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4299 Husband: “Are you just going to leave that lying there?” Wife: “It’s not a Lion, it’s a Giraffe” 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4300 Yes, I know we wanted to give this apartment an illusion of height, but... 1.2239 0.05131 67 52 15 0
4301 Why must we always watch animal planet 1.2239 0.05131 67 52 15 0
4302 I guess she’s working from home too 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4303 Is this thing on 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
4304 The future of travel entails Safari in the comfort of your own home 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4305 Do you think my paintings are a bit much 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4306 I’m still worried. The doctor said she’s in the 10 percentile of weight 1.2239 0.03572 67 54 13 0
4307 I’m not so sure about this high-rise apartment in the end 1.2239 0.05131 67 57 7 3
4308 I can never remember - do we need to stay six feet away from the body, or six feet away from the head? 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4309 It’s nice to have a neighbor who’s always willing to stick his neck out for us. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4310 My aunt left it to me in her will. What was I supposed to do? 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4311 Our custom coffee table is being delivered next week. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4312 After Tiger King, nothing surprises me anymore. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4313 And we thought WE didn't have the head space to deal with things. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4314 I knew they said they’d stick their neck out for us, but this is ridiculous. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4315 Use What Makes You Special: A Giraffe’s Guide to Stealing Cable 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4316 It’s not that bad. Just imagine what they’re looking at downstairs. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4317 So we dealt with the elephant, now let's talk about the giraffe 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4318 At least we don’t have elephants living upstairs. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4319 This covid19 renter flexibility plan was presented much differently in the email 1.2239 0.06135 67 57 6 4
4320 Oh, I heard animal adoptions were on the rise since Social Distancing began. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4321 I thought this was the Penthouse floor. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4322 When the elephant in the room is a giraffe. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4323 Still better than the polar bear last week 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4324 Guess the guy downstairs found a subletter. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4325 And then you said, I’d give my right arm just to get ahead... 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4326 See? I told you not to move the coffee table. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4327 Fuckin' DeBlasio 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4328 The zookeeper in the apartment below is home-zooing these days. 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
4329 I told him he could crash here until his unemployment check came. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4330 January 2nd 2021 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4331 We only have to feed it. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4332 I don’t really know how to tell you this, so I’m just going to say it - the chin beard has got to go” 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4333 'the renovations are going wonderfully, dear' 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4334 When I bought tickets to the ‘stay at home zoo,’ this wasn’t what I had in mind. 1.2239 0.05131 67 52 15 0
4335 Neck in the city 1.2239 0.06996 67 57 5 5
4336 Well they do say that New York is a mixing pot... 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4337 So this is what the gateway is to 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4338 Oh this? Nothing surprises me in 2020. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4339 Are we high or is it just the giraffe 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4340 I can’t complain. He pays half the rent. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4341 Honey, I told you not to invite Carl to movie night. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4342 It’s your turn to tell him he’s blocking the tv... 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4343 #2020 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
4344 Don't get the masks. He's six feet away. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4345 It was either this or the place with the pack of wolves. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4346 Makes sense why they need such long swabs for the COVID test I guess...” 1.2239 0.04906 67 54 12 1
4347 'Makes a nice change' 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4348 I prefer Fox 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4349 This is not what I had in mind when you suggested we foster a pet during quarantine... 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4350 I thought moving up to the 11th floor would get us away from those animals 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4351 I thought i smelled some grass 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4352 Who knew when we addressed the elephant this is what would happen. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4353 I didn’t think it’d be a problem having a petting zoo downstairs 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4354 I almost bought the condo downstairs but it was full of crap. 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
4355 If he gets his unemployment before us, I’m gonna be REALLY upset. 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
4356 honey that's quite the hand puppet 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4357 I told you we should have gotten the 9 foot ceilings. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4358 « At least there’s no ostrich living upstairs » 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4359 I get work from home but, Safari from home? 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4360 „I always imagined my first safari to be somewhat more exciting“ 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4361 Well ..all things considered.. I'm kinda glad we got the top half in this situation 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4362 Oh great, another party animal neighbor 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4363 Can we get these zoo animals back to work already? 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4364 Everything’s fine in our neck of the woods. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4365 Did she cut in front of us? 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4366 Guess he wanted the loft. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4367 The realtor said the view with the head was the best choice. 1.2239 0.05131 67 52 15 0
4368 We are way too lenient with the neighbors 1.2239 0.04669 67 56 9 2
4369 And I say he should pay for his own Netflix 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4370 ‘To be fair guys, you got the better end’ 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4371 Judy, I think it may be time to pull the trigger on that coffee table. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4372 At least she's quieter than the herd of elephants upstairs 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4373 Better than the live stream but still a bit of a stretch. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4374 This is not what I had in mind when we agreed to sublet the apartment! 1.2239 0.05131 67 52 15 0
4375 Honey, of course David Attenborough’s voice is this alluring. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4376 They said living on the top floor would have some drawbacks... 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4377 I mean, at least we got the top half... 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4378 My bad. I thought this was the watering hole" 1.2239 0.05131 67 52 15 0
4379 Well I didn’t notice that in the virtual tour... 1.2239 0.05131 67 52 15 0
4380 We clearly got the right end of this deal. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4381 Gentrifiers, go home! 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4382 Damnit Dave, watch Game of Thrones at your own place 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4383 I’m not a fan of the new coffee table 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4384 I know we can't be too picky with the housing market being what it is. But why does he get a say in what we watch on TV?. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4385 It keeps the guys in 1A busy. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4386 This explains what happened to all of our acacia. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4387 Are our neighbors below us still complaining? 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4388 Sometimes you've got to say no to a neighbor. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
4389 Why are there spots in my line of vision? 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
4390 It’s a riff on the elephant in the room. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4391 Why does he get to pick the t.v. show? 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4392 At least we got the end that needs to be fed. Poor Jake downstairs has his hands full." 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4393 The previous tenant had a carpet over the hole. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
4394 At least we got the good half. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
4395 Apparently, his parents owned the air rights. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4396 MURPH!!!!!!!!! 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4397 Stick your neck out they said. And she’s the one who listened... 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4398 Sir David Attenborough Apartments. We should have known. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4399 NEXT !!! 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4400 After all that acacia you fed him I'd rather be up here. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4401 I told you an apartment above a zoo might be a problem. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4402 In retrospect, I should've placed the couch in front on the giraffe hole 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4403 I just assumed the zoo's foster program was for koalas and lemurs. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4404 Let's go back to the elephant in the room? 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4405 He blocks out the annoying adverts but I can't see my favourite show. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4406 It could be worse; at least we don’t have to deal with the litter box 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4407 I'm up to my neck in this home-isolation crap! 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
4408 I had something else in mind when I said we should be nice and reach out to our neighbors. 1.2206 0.05278 68 56 10 2
4409 The guy below did say we'd regret flooding him last week. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4410 Sally wants to open a Roth IRA. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4411 I'm feeling there is a lot we are just not seeing. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4412 I thought you said the manager was gaffe prone 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4413 We probably shouldn't have asked to share their wifi. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4414 So, how’s your mama? 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4415 I told you we should have given him the Id and password to the Netflix account 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4416 Looks like they're having high balls downstairs again. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4417 I think you shouldn't have animal planet on quite so loud. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4418 I bet it’s one of those waiting room giraffes. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4419 Why didn’t we just hang his art up on the fridge? 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4420 I’ve alway preferred an upstairs flat. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4421 It’s the elephant’s day off. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4422 I’ve already got it set to Animal Planet. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4423 Hey pal! Down in front! 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4424 At least we get the top half. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4425 Hey stretch, you’re a bit out of your league. 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
4426 Sure we have to feed her, but our clean up is a lot easier than for the folks downstairs. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4427 Tails you lose. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4428 Asking it to move's gonna be a tall order. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4429 This floor has a view of the zoo. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
4430 If that's the model, what is he painting? 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4431 And when she grows up? 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4432 Oh, now he's got a giraffe down there! 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4433 On the bright side, we only have to feed this end. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4434 On the other hand, I don't have to clean up after her and feeding her is not a reach 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4435 I was downstairs and said "Don't Be Afraid to Stick Your Neck Out" 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4436 I think we're all in over our heads! 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4437 You never know what's going to pop up. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4438 I told you so: the floor below us does not have higher ceilings than ours. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4439 Working the floor below us looks like a freaking zoo! 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4440 Ok. Now what do we do when he gets hungry? 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4441 At least the big mess will be downstairs! 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4442 Is this movie giraffe appropriate? 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4443 We had to pay a little more to get the end that eats. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4444 I can't see the tv either, but at least it's better than the pit of vipers we had last week. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
4445 Elephant, half giraffe, whatever! 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4446 What's the politically correct response in this situation? 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4447 Wish we could have afforded the 12th floor! 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4448 On the bright side, it is a renter's market 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4449 I'm glad we bought this half instead of the other half underneath. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4450 You’re right. We’ll go with the end tables. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4451 I'm zoo happy living here. Aren't zoo? 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4452 We're going to have to move the TV over... 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4453 Ok but he isn’t wearing a mask! 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4454 I think she belongs to the zookeeper downstairs.” 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4455 Most people would just get a watchdog. 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
4456 Well, I guess we feed him and the apartment below takes care of the other end. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4457 Do we have any acacia leaves? 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4458 I suppose necking is out. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4459 I lucked out, I only have to feed him 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4460 I know, but it keep’s Geoffrey’s mind off the bankruptcy. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4461 I know he is, but if we just moved the couch a little to the left we could ALL be enjoying Animal Planet. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4462 We need to charge that guy down there at least 10% of our rent. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4463 I can't stand it when he pops up like that. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4464 Look on the bright side, at least we got the upstairs flat. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4465 «Well Noah, I think we’re all ready to leave now » 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4466 Wonder who else moved in down there? 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
4467 I knew this midtown half-priced half-level had a catch. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
4468 i hate it here 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4469 We'll need to move the couch if you're going to keep inviting the neighbor over for movie night. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4470 Furloughed. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4471 Sorry I tried knocking, but I don’t have any arms 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4472 I see they are allowing Giraffe’s into group therapy now. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4473 When you told me you really stuck your neck out to land this apartment, this is not what came to mind 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
4474 I Don't want my husband to know I'm watching ahead 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4475 I miss the old neighbors” 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4476 Don't worry, honey, I'll see to the bottom of this 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4477 I know you’ve had issues with the downstairs neighbors before, but this is just ridiculous 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4478 When I said that I was okay with rescuing that giraffe I meant that she could live in the barn, not in the basement 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4479 The realtor said this apartment had a room with a view. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4480 I know it seems inconvenient but we only have to feed it, imagine what the situation is downstairs 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4481 Oh look, your layout is different than ours 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4482 Giraffing kidding me! 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4483 The elephant is off-duty today. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4484 Where’s the other giraffe? 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4485 Our downstairs neighbors are quite tall 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4486 No, and I don’t want to talk about the elephant in the kitchen, either. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4487 I suppose it’s better than the elephant 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4488 ”Told you the people downstairs are animals 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4489 So now the elephant is bringing friends to the room too? 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4490 You were right, I WOULD have preferred it in the bedroom. 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
4491 You make a better door than a window, Frank 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
4492 Mr. Jefferson, you can't be movin' on up every single day. Pick a floor already. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4493 At least it’s not a dinosaur. #2020 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4494 Remember, one man’s ceiling is another man’s floor. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4495 Hey neighbor, get your own Netflix subscription! 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4496 On my rental budget, it was either location or high ceilings 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4497 Being a pet owner is hard, but rewarding. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4498 ‘Tina downstairs did say that homeschooling the kids felt like being a ringmaster.’ 1.2206 0.04844 68 55 12 1
4499 Ever since the new neighbors moved in, I can't shake this feeling of being watched. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4500 We need a home renovation intervention 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4501 Dr. Dolittle will see you now. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4502 Just when we thought 2020 couldn’t get worse, a giraffe ate the elephant in the room. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4503 Sweety. Luckily we aren't living above a porn studio. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4504 won’t lie, I’ve always preferred abex to surrealism 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4505 That's an underhanded way to get a head. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4506 ...and just when we dealt with that elephant 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4507 Having a large guard animal was your idea. 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
4508 The elephant in the corner was bad enough.... 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4509 At least it's not an elephant. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4510 now we know why we hear elephant and lion noises from downstairs 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4511 Last place I lived I had a Rhino above me. 1.2188 0.05208 64 50 14 0
4512 And downstairs they’ve got an elephant in the room. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4513 It comes with the safari package, 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4514 I stand corrected, there IS such a thing as a safari staycation. 1.2188 0.05208 64 50 14 0
4515 Not exactly what I had in mind when she asked to share our Netflix... 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4516 We definitely got the better end of the pet-share. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
4517 It’s just for the basketball finals. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4518 We've directed our anger at the broker, not each other. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4519 He just wanted a room with a view. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4520 I think he doesn’t have a TV in his apartment so he cut a hole in his ceiling so he could watch ours. Do I win? 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
4521 Isn't it supposed to be an elephant? 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4522 Look on the bright side. Until they find her a home, the other end is in THEIR apartment. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4523 So, they grow roses on their balcony and it is supposedly the best manure so I said sure ... 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4524 OK, you can watch, but don’t tell us who wins. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4525 I suppose we should give him/her something to browse. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4526 I’m glad we only have to feed it. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4527 They say it was already here when they built the apartment. 1.2188 0.05208 64 50 14 0
4528 I fucking hate living like this 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4529 Don’t mind her. She’s only looking for the elephant. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4530 Maybe we should have gone with that mixed-use unit over the coffeehouse instead. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4531 He loves townhouse living. When I had the mid century ranch he was always low spirited. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4532 At least we have the good end. 1.2188 0.05208 64 50 14 0
4533 This is why I didn’t want a rent-controlled apt 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4534 Well, at least we have the part where the food goes *in*. 1.2188 0.05208 64 50 14 0
4535 I guess he's social distancing from the others below. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4536 OUR LANDLORD SPECIFICALLY SAID ,"NO DOGS!" 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4537 She gave us her Hulu password. 1.2188 0.06853 64 54 6 4
4538 I thought pets are not allowed in this building. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
4539 The closing of Toys R Us reduced him to a shell of his former self. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
4540 Help! The giraffe has the TV remote. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4541 I asked him if he liked my scribble wall art and he won't even look at it! He's the number one giraffe art critic in Manhattan! I'm ruined! 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
4542 Honey, did you know that giraffes have the same number of vertebrae as humans do? And theirs are up to 10 inches long! 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4543 I just wish he'd look at me once in a while. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4544 Nice to be able to share him with the folks downstairs ! 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4545 He downsized from a loft... so I’m helping him out. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4546 I don't know. If we complain the rent might go up. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
4547 Rent-controlled apartments really are an endangered species in this city." 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4548 Wow, is he tall? Lives with the Smiths two floors down. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
4549 Oh that? He’s the neighbor’s new COVID pet. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4550 I like this new system where you can see what your rug will look like in advance. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4551 Well, now we know what ‘Zooplex’ means. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4552 Remember when he was a shy little ostritch. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
4553 Not the view I was expecting. 1.2188 0.05208 64 50 14 0
4554 He has the remote too? 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4555 If we give it leaves it will never leave. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4556 But he was so little and cute when he followed me home. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4557 I told you our neighbors downstairs had unusual pets 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4558 And THAT’S why they never should’ve let Jack Hannah buy 6B 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4559 It's a jungle out there . . . he's just giving us a heads-up. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
4560 At least she's not throwing loud parties every weekend like the last tenant. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4561 It was hard to find a place that accepts pets. 1.2188 0.05208 64 50 14 0
4562 I miss the coffee table! 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4563 I told you not to sell him our air rights. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
4564 I ordered a carafe of wine for us, but the guy who answered the phone said he had trouble hearing me. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4565 Now I know why you wanted to buy all those scarves. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4566 So, this is loft-living. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4567 I don't know if this used to be a duplex. Why do you ask? 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4568 Too heavy to hang on the wall. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
4569 He replaced the elephant. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4570 I don't care that it's quiet - I still don't see how it can fit the co-op's pet size policy. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4571 We do have to feed her, but at least we live upstairs. 1.2188 0.05208 64 55 6 3
4572 He told the Condo Association he was buying a dog, but I'm not familiar with that breed. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
4573 Watching Tv with my downstair neighbor 1.2188 0.04965 64 52 11 1
4574 This place is a zoo. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4575 Should we talk about the elephant in the room?" "I'm a giraffe, dipshit. 1.2188 0.05208 64 50 14 0
4576 It was cheaper than putting in a dormer 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4577 Have you met our downstairs neighbors new pet? 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4578 I don't remember seeing him when we leased this place. 1.2188 0.05208 64 50 14 0
4579 Great. Now I can’t see the tv. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4580 Ok, you win! The giraffe is not as ridiculous as my Covid beard! 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4581 Not sure sharing this comfort pet Is going to work 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4582 Wanna switch seats for this movie? You always make me sit behind the tall guy... 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4583 How’s the weather in here? 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4584 Make sure the dermatologist knows we were here first. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
4585 I'm sure the conversation must have begun "It's time we talk about the...." 1.2188 0.04965 64 52 11 1
4586 I knew we should have read the fine print before signing that "support your your local zoo" membership. 1.2188 0.04437 64 51 13 0
4587 I hope you guys don't mind---but they cancelled their cable downstairs! 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4588 She's a lovely alternative to a coffee table. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4589 I got a $200 break on the rent, but I end up spending twice that much on acacia leaves alone. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
4590 Remind me to tell the exterminator that our ungulate problem is back. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4591 That's great that we bought the apartment with a better part of a giraffe! 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
4592 The listing did say 2 bedrooms, 1 giraffe. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
4593 Maybe next time, don't tell our neighbour to poke his head in once in a while 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4594 It rhymes with "laugh"? That's all you have to say? 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
4595 Do you mind if we DON'T watch "Wild Kingdom" tonight? 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
4596 As if rents going through the roof and scandals coming out of the walls wasn't bad enough... 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4597 I'd complain to the super, but I hate sticking my neck out. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
4598 I think our neighbor is stealing our cable. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4599 I guess I’ll have another talk with family downstairs. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4600 Next time someone asks you to adopt a Giraffe, read the fine print okay? 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
4601 It's blocking the TV again! 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4602 This new antenna makes me see spots. 1.2188 0.06853 64 54 6 4
4603 The neighbors below are moving. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4604 Remember how much it sucked to live in a basement suite? 1.2188 0.05879 64 54 7 3
4605 The brochure didn't say anything about nosy neighbors. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4606 I guess one man’s floor is another giraffe’s ceiling 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4607 I just never thought he was the kind who would actually stick out his neck for us! 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
4608 Buying a duplex was a great idea. 1.2188 0.05208 64 50 14 0
4609 Oh, that's Mrs. Romano from 2G, she grew up here. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4610 See, I told you that hole would come in useful. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4611 When the advertisement said “great view” who knew they were talking about the African mammals downstairs. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4612 I guess this explains why the rent was so affordable... 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
4613 We should have asked what they meant by “pet friendly” when we signed the lease. 1.2188 0.05208 64 50 14 0
4614 Yes, I'm sure it's your turn to contact the condo association. 1.2188 0.05441 64 53 9 2
4615 I guess this is what they mean by sharing the Highs and the Lows of television during the pandemic! 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4616 Locked down at home? We’ll bring the safari to your living room,” they said 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4617 Definitely a different genre, but I'm kind of warming up to her. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4618 And, you were soooo excited to find an a place just upstairs from FAO Schwartz! 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4619 His parents won't let him watch the Nature Channel. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4620 Looks like the neighbors just upgraded their browser... 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
4621 These virtual reality contact lenses are legitimate! 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4622 She hasn’t even noticed our new abstract art. 1.2188 0.05208 64 50 14 0
4623 This artist-in-residency program isn't working out very well. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4624 It was supposed to be your birthday present, but it wouldn't fit in the basement! 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4625 I guess the 10 ft. ceilings weren't high enough after all. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4626 I hate to tell you, but Jiffy will be growing for 2 more years 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4627 Given the chance I knew he would love animal kingdom! 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4628 True. But it was either this or the studio downstairs. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4629 The listing said ossicones included, but I assumed that was a kind of light fixture. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4630 I do think Lynette's obsession with large stuffed animals is getting out of hand. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
4631 I know but we have seen everything on Netflix already. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4632 I'm all for getting back to our roots, but couldn't we have found a better antenna? 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4633 They didn’t tell us the apartment is over the zoo! 1.2188 0.04965 64 52 11 1
4634 Is his unit one floor down, or two? 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4635 How is she going to bend over? 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
4636 Looks like the rats are mutating. 1.2188 0.06853 64 54 6 4
4637 Does this mean we should be wearing masks? 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
4638 What totally won me over at this Quarantine Safari-At-Home Experience™ was the high-level low-tech balance. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4639 You swore if we took the Penthouse we would be assured Social Distancing 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4640 I told you this city is turning into zoo. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4641 I wanted the ground floor apartment but nooooo!! You wanted a view 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4642 They must be playing hide and go seek downstairs again. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4643 Well at least he will be quiet. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4644 I wonder why they rented such a low-ceilinged apartment. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
4645 I guess, the neighbors' puppy grew faster than I expected... 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4646 At least they gave us a 'heads up'. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
4647 The latest in pet therapy? 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4648 What happened to your house plants? 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4649 I’m beginning to wonder if splitting our cable bill with Kevin is actually worth it. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4650 I miss dealing with the elephant. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4651 Thought we requested room with a "view".....not zoo 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4652 The other two rings of the circus are in quarantine. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4653 Just be thankful we didn't take the apartment below us. 1.2188 0.05208 64 50 14 0
4654 One more time and its owner's neck will be on the line. 1.2188 0.05208 64 50 14 0
4655 Maybe we should have sold to the people downstairs. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4656 Just wait until you have to go to the watering hole. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4657 I know you said you wanted a coffee table, but what about getting some foliage in here? 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4658 A glimpse into what lies above! 1.2188 0.05208 64 50 14 0
4659 They were out of zebra rugs. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4660 All I am saying is if today is Tuesday then why is the giraffe here? 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4661 I get the paleo diet, but a paleo TV is a stretch... 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
4662 Guess he's ahead of us. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4663 I’m here to get my head shrunk 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4664 I guess sticking your neck out these days really gets you ahead 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4665 At least we're lucky to see giraffe's neck, down people, would look at the butt." 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4666 Should we be wearing a mask while he is here? 1.2188 0.05208 64 50 14 0
4667 When he was young, he loved being scratched behind the ears. As he got older, we had to improvise. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4668 The height of weirdness this year 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4669 When we adopted her 4 months ago from the shelter, they told us she was a tall Dalmatian puppy! We love her but now she doesn’t fit in our apt! Since you’re a veterinary therapist, what would you recommend? 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4670 He’s getting tall. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4671 You said ‘work til we could afford a giraffe.’ Now what? 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4672 How did you find Dr. Camelopardalis? 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4673 Haven’t you seen Deep Throat? 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4674 The view is nice, but I’m not so keen on the downstairs neighbors. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4675 I didn’t know the zoo was working from home, too 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4676 You said it would be nice not to have an HOA for once. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
4677 Are we going to be billed for this session ? 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4678 It’s fine, I just wish they’d chip in for Netflix. 1.2188 0.05208 64 50 14 0
4679 low ceilings in the vet's office ??? 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4680 Well, we finally figured out the elephant in the room...now about the giraffe? 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4681 It finally stopped screaming. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4682 I told you at the open house we should’ve asked about that hole 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4683 Oops, wrong Gloryhole.. " 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4684 I feel like this room is missing something, maybe a rug. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4685 Oops, sorry, wrong hole. 1.2188 0.06853 64 54 6 4
4686 I guess we should have sprung for a 2BR. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4687 Non-lethal taxidermy seems like a good idea, but there are always two stories. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4688 I don't suppose we could ignore giraffes too, could we? 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4689 So this is the living art piece you wanted ? 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4690 Mishelle, I told you having giraffe as a pet is not a good idea. It is blocking my view to tv. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4691 And you thought this ended at their strange taste in artwork 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4692 So, do we call Carole Baskin 1.2188 0.06853 64 54 6 4
4693 They had planned to buy a loft. 1.2188 0.05208 64 50 14 0
4694 He likes it this way so he doesn't have to put on pants. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4695 I told the neighbours we can feed the pet while they‘re away. 1.2188 0.05208 64 50 14 0
4696 I think the acid is kicking in now 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4697 These Zoom backgrounds are getting out of hand. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
4698 They never told me this is part of eco-friendly amenities ! 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4699 I know you said to pick up a coffee table, but I got distracted. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
4700 so this is what it feels like to break the glass ceiling 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4701 Welcome to our level 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4702 Mid-2020 and Geoffrey, formerly of Toys R Us, resorts to stealing the neighbor's Netflix account the "old fashioned" way. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4703 Hey, baby... you wanna neck or somethin'? 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4704 ...and I said "why dont you take a peek at our flat" as he said he wanted relocating round the neighborhood 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4705 It ties the room together 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4706 Ok Gary, this it it! One more episode of “The Tiger King” and then we’re watching “The Last Dance” ! 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4707 Someone tell me this is just a snap chat filter 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4708 Jerry, I know it is a difficult time, but we need to talk about bringing your work home” 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4709 Well.. this is concerning.. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4710 I told you these are not 12-foot ceilings! 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
4711 It took forever to find a room with a view. 1.2188 0.04965 64 52 11 1
4712 That’s my fault. I said he could watch it with us - but I NEVER SAID HE COULD JUST STAND IN FRONT OF THE TV!!!! GET OUT THE WAYYYYYY!!! 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4713 When the Space-Time Continuum opens a portal between our floor and the roof of Noah's Ark, I just know Elon Musk had something to do with it. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
4714 Looks like the penthouse suite isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. 1.2188 0.05208 64 50 14 0
4715 The elephant in this room was afraid of NY mice 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4716 I’m not sure how I feel about the new downstairs neighbors. 1.2188 0.04437 64 51 13 0
4717 Am I going stir-crazy, or is there a giraffe in the room? 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4718 See? The 20th floor isn’t high enough 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
4719 Honey, call the cops - it's brown AND yellow! 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4720 This must be our new African neighbor. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
4721 I was tired of guests putting their feet on my coffee table. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
4722 Trust me...better to be one floor up than one floor down. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
4723 It’s just our neck door neighbor. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
4724 perhaps a hat! 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
4725 Well, at least the neighbors are quiet. 1.2154 0.05139 65 51 14 0
4726 Yes, the apartment below us was cheaper, but I think this was worth $400 more per month. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
4727 Now we can all see eye to eye on everything. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
4728 I’m pretty sure this isn’t in the covenants. 1.2154 0.05139 65 51 14 0
4729 He’s still a better neighbor than the guy who used to blast Dave Matthews. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
4730 Funny how he only comes up for Green Acres and Alf. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
4731 Do you think we should go down and knock? 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
4732 I still can't believe this isn't covered by our giraffe insurance. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
4733 Feeding him is better than dealing with the other end 1.2154 0.05139 65 51 14 0
4734 Didn't we already give him the Netflix password? 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
4735 Just don’t mention the ‘z’ word. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
4736 I know they call it the concrete jungle, but I wasn't expecting this. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
4737 When the developer said the ground floor was like a zoo... 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
4738 I'm really thinking about moving to Canada. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
4739 I think we've been more than accommodating to our downstairs neighbors. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
4740 Well, the Realtor did mention that the downstairs neighbor would stick their neck out for us... 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
4741 Could we just subscribe to Animal Planet instead? 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
4742 What breed did the Dog Rescue say Spot was again? 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
4743 I guess it's better than living above the tiger king. 1.2154 0.05139 65 51 14 0
4744 We shoulda got the loft with the high ceilings instead of this duplex. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
4745 Let's put in a flight of stairs so she'll be able to get into bed with us. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
4746 At least this is better than the elephant in the room. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
4747 I still don’t think it’s worth the $100 per month they pay us. 1.2154 0.05139 65 51 14 0
4748 We definitely got the better half. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
4749 If the guy next door gets an anaconda, I think I want to move. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
4750 All in all, we are getting the better end of the deal. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
4751 Of course, it makes perfect sense now. I thought you'd consulted your sister the interior designer, not the one who works for The New Yorker. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
4752 I was ready to deal with the elephant in the room, but this? 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
4753 They said there would be a tree. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
4754 Why does he ALWAYS get between me and the screen? 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
4755 At least it's not a cliché like the elephant. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
4756 I've grown to accept it. No one can really explain the existence of giraffes. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
4757 Getting rid of the house plants didn’t work! 1.2154 0.05139 65 51 14 0
4758 She does eat a lot but we don't have to worry about the mess. 1.2154 0.05139 65 51 14 0
4759 I know you wanted to get a place close to the zoo... 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
4760 How the heck do I know? 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
4761 We'll save a bundle sharing cable. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
4762 Whaddaya think's going on downstairs? 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
4763 This is what you call the penthouse view. 1.2154 0.04381 65 52 13 0
4764 ‘A brand new philosophy’ ,you said. ‘A forward -thinking and creative approach to couple’s therapy’ you said. ‘You won’t be sticking your neck out.’ You said... 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
4765 Carole Baskin! Killed her husband, whacked em … fed him to tigers, they snackin -I saw the whole thing. 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
4766 Oh! Hi Greg. I see you've finished your renovations 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
4767 Woah, woah, woah... that’s not six feet! 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
4768 They did say the building had low ceilings... 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
4769 Call the agent....This can’t be what they meant by “breathtaking view.” It’s breathing, right? 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
4770 As bad as it is, I still think we got the better half. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
4771 When you said you wanted an artwork by Damian Hirst I thought you meant a shark 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
4772 No, I don’t think we’ll be getting our pet deposit back 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
4773 Oh oh, the Corona virus has mutated! 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
4774 The new neighbor seems nice. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
4775 I’m supposed to be meeting an elephant here, have you seen him? 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
4776 At least it's Saturday. Tomorrow is a new week and it will be our ostrich's turn to look down the hole. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
4777 I thought you told me that the co-op board didn’t allow pets! 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
4778 Its not my turn to go downstairs. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4779 Do you think our downstairs neighbors will notice? 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4780 I told them 10 foot ceilings weren't enough 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4781 Up here the signal’s better. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4782 He's ahead of us. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4783 The paintings were one thing, but did we have to buy the painter too. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4784 Dang it, I still can't see the TV! 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4785 Well, at least there is less clean up with this end! 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4786 Didn't there used to be a meerkat there? They must have redecorated. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4787 Usually it’s the elephant we try to avoid. 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
4788 Down up in front...please 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4789 I am definitely bringing this up at the next tenants’ association meeting! 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
4790 I see the president's son is back from his latest hunting safari. 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
4791 These shrooms have me seeing things! 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4792 I guess we could have moved the giraffe Before we built the house. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4793 There's something we need to talk about. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4794 And we were worried about noise! 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4795 At least I got rid of that elephant in the room. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4796 Check to see what the lease says abut pets 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4797 At least we got the part that just eats. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4798 This should have warnings - she's gonna have nightmares about those hyenas... 1.2097 0.02942 62 53 8 1
4799 I know landlords can't discriminate but this is ridiculous! 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
4800 No, you’d be surprised. Pretty easy to get used to. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4801 Sunkin living rooms so outdated. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4802 This is some powerful shit.... 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
4803 honey, how can we stay-at-home with a giraffe? 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4804 I guess the bar has been raised for“rubber necking” 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4805 It could have been worse. It could have been a wart hog. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4806 Worst glory hole EVER! 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
4807 The realtor told us these condos have low ceilings . Do we have to feed it ? 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4808 Sure, we have to feed it, but at least we don't have to "clean up" after it. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4809 Now that the elephant is gone, I feel like I can talk about anything. 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
4810 Well, the landlord DID say we have some very friendly neighbors. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4811 We lucked out getting this apartment right above the old one just as he got his growth spurt. 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
4812 She doesn’t have Disney+. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4813 They said we only had to feed it every three hours. 1.2097 0.04386 62 50 12 0
4814 He only sticks his neck out for himself 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4815 The 3D version of 'Deep Throat' isnt what I expected. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4816 When you said you wanted a pet I was thinking something smaller! 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4817 Addressing the "elephant in the room" with this therapist just isn't going to cut it. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4818 What part of “No pets allowed” do they not understand? 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4819 She should’ve bought the duplex 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4820 Damn! Now we know why the rent was so cheap!!! 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4821 What happened to the elephant in the room? 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4822 I think that giraffe is trying to cut in front of us. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4823 Well they could have mentioned this in the tenancy agreement... 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4824 I think that the neighbors downstairs should really think about getting a duplex! 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
4825 It's true I love her 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
4826 I heard he eats leaves, and shoots! 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4827 Typically I like to give neighbors benefit of the doubt, but this is an aggressive pop-in. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
4828 It was very nice for the Wilsons to help the zoo out, but I think for all our sakes, a kitten would have been easier. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4829 If you see one, it means there's thousands more just like it crawling around the woodwork. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4830 Bet we have more Instagram followers than the couple below us. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4831 Address the elephant in the room? I 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4832 What's the harm? He already knows my wifi password. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4833 Talk about ADA compliant... 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4834 You can just have my Netflix password. 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
4835 She always pops in during pledge week when they replay the bebop segment of Ken Burns's jazz thing. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4836 Told you we could fit him in our apartment. 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
4837 Is this how that Quantum thing works? 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
4838 I warned you, these New York parties get wild! 1.2097 0.03362 62 51 11 0
4839 It wouldn’t bother me if he didn’t insist on watching FOX News. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
4840 I'm just glad Mr. and Mrs. Shark didn't get the apartment. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4841 Just get me some overpriced, stale popcorn and some sugar water, and then it will feel just like a night out at the movies! 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4842 I think it's about time we address the elephant in the room. Her name is Giraffe. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4843 Looks like they sub-contracted the window cleaning service. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4844 I suppose this is what she meant by duplex. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4845 Guess we’ll have to move the TV. 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
4846 I know what you're thinking, but we have to do our part with these new stay-at-home orders. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4847 They couldn't afford the duplex 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4848 Can't you just give him our Netflix password? 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4849 Enjoy it while you can, next week is their turn for the upper half. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4850 Should we ask our downstairs neighbor to chip in? 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
4851 As a coat rack, it would work better in the hall. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4852 Is this supposed to be less intimidating than the elephant in the room? 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4853 It may be the shelter in place, but I’m just not used to neighbors popping in anymore. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4854 Now I know where all the acacia leaves have been going. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4855 Tell me Im not crazy, a giraffe is blocking my view 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4856 Let's hope it's not a whole family. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4857 We did buy the property as-is. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4858 I think he's ahead of us. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4859 I think we were here first! 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4860 The architect said it would be a tall order. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4861 I really didn't know what "no air rights meant." 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
4862 I knew this place was a zoo 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
4863 If he's going to barge in unannounced, he should at least wear a mask 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4864 May I borrow a cup of sugar? 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4865 They said we weren't supposed to see the elephant in the room. 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
4866 I told you we should have taken that first floor apartment. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4867 Yeah, right, hi-rise apartment, animals allowed. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4868 He must have forgotten to pay his overhead expenses this month. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4869 I got a good deal because I gave the guy below an easement. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4870 I told you we shouldn’t have bought in a tree house 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4871 Maybe we should have been more specific than "Just as long as it's quiet." 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4872 The ad said special high rise view. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4873 It wouldn't be so bad except he only wants to watch reruns of Wild Kingdom. 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
4874 Guess you might say that he's ahead of the curve! 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4875 We should have taken the apartment above the lion enclosure 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
4876 two more payments and it will be all ours! 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
4877 You’re gonna have to move over. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4878 Bizarre, troubling, but somehow still cute. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4879 So this is a normal phase for most couples? 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4880 Camouflage worked better in the forest! 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
4881 So that's what they meant by "it has a great view". 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4882 Wow, that is just in the neck of time! 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
4883 I think we need to address the elephant in the room. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4884 Hey, she's not wearing a mask! 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4885 Pain in the neck or not, could you move just a little to the left. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4886 I didn't think downsizing would be such a challenge.... 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4887 At least we don't live on the ground floor. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4888 He asked to crash here after he was fired by David Attenborough. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4889 Richard Attenborough you have finally gone too far 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4890 It's part of the girraffe-ifcation of the neighborhood. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4891 Honey, do you feel a gdraft? 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
4892 Well the clean up is not really a problem for us 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4893 Yes, we got the half that eats but consider the alternative. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4894 Even though we got less of him and have to feed him, I think we got the best of the deal. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
4895 We probably shouldn't have put it in front of the television. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4896 It could be worse. We could be on the floor below them looking at the head and neck of their ostrich. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4897 Time to call the super again... 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4898 There goes the table, again. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4899 Do you think it likes quinoa? 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4900 Now we'll never have any plants. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4901 Honey, are you sure we brought the right baby home, I mean he certainly has my face doesn’t he” 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4902 I prefer our old therapist. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4903 Encouraged by online videos of people making a living from their homes, Stanley’s indoor zoo was off to a tremendous start 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4904 To hell with social distancing. It is my right to stretch my body 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
4905 Well you wanted a change of scenery. Now, we can ignore the giraffe in the room. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
4906 . I thought it was his turn to bring the snacks, Marge. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4907 I guess we should remove the mole traps 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4908 A future we never saw coming. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4909 Don't mind me, i am just walking through 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4910 Hey buddy, I know this is unprecedented times and I don’t want to be rude, but you are blocking the tv.... 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4911 This isn't what I had in mind when you said 'Let's watch Animal House.' 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4912 When I told you that we needed to address the elephant in the room this wasn’t what I had in mind 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4913 Is this the second wave? We haven’t even got past the elephant in the room! 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
4914 I'll level with you. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4915 That didn't take long. 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
4916 He bought it for the view, stayed for the snacks. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4917 I’ve heard about nosy neighbors, but this is ridiculous 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4918 Looks like our neighbors need to move out to Connecticut too 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4919 What about this version of Animal Crossing? 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4920 Not this again! 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4921 Huh, I always thought the upstairs neighbors had an elephant given the noise... Never considered the alternative... 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4922 Well the ad did mention, 'Easy giraffe access.' 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4923 'Oh, I thought you said Grass Ceiling.' 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4924 Maybe the one with the Crocodile wasn't that bad after all 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4925 You don't need TV if you have a long neck 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4926 I still believe my life is boring 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4927 Who replaced the elephant in the room with a giraffe? 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4928 They weren’t kidding when they said it was a Concrete Jungle!” 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4929 Wanna play wack-a-giraffe while we wait? 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4930 This statue does make us feel living on a higher floor. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
4931 It just seemed easier than a new puppy. 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
4932 The piece is my most avant-garde. Evoking a sort of reversal of the ostrich hole scenario. 1.2097 0.05924 62 53 6 3
4933 Well at least we didn’t get a ground-floor apartment. 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
4934 Well...the rent was cheap. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4935 These Co-ops are just not for me. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4936 I am tired of sticking my neck out for the two of you! 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
4937 Is it hitting you yet? 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4938 His poop is on the first floor. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4939 It was true what they said" contemporary Art goes toward entertainment " 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
4940 I knew we should've read the lease more carefully. 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
4941 When the agent told me there was a hole in the living room and a giraffe will poke its head through — this is what they meant! 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4942 Why can't our neighbors just have a dog or a cat? 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4943 That’s it, I’m not falling for these cake pranks anymore Judy ! 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4944 Bah! So much for High Ceilings 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4945 And you thought the Rhinos upstairs were bad... 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4946 How to get an appointment for spot removal surgery? 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4947 Contactless delivery AND a pet! 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
4948 i know it’s harder to see the tv, but the hippo would have meant redoing the whole bathroom. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
4949 I told you that hole was a bad idea 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4950 Where is the elephant? You said he was overburdened ... 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
4951 This is the worst threesome ever. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4952 On second thought, we could have lived with the the occasional knocking from below. 1.2069 0.05902 58 47 10 1
4953 I know the condo rules stated 'pet friendly', but we should've read the fine print. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
4954 Okay, she was tiny when we got her. Now she's not. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
4955 You bet GIR-AFFE I see that!! 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
4956 He doesn't have a premium cable package. 1.2063 0.05139 63 50 13 0
4957 Which floor are you from? 1.2063 0.05139 63 50 13 0
4958 I don’t wanna grow up. 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
4959 I was thinking of supporting a zoo animal too but I didn't know I would have to bring it home . 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
4960 I guess it's high time we face the elephant in the room 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
4961 We need to start charging Dennis for Netflix 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
4962 Did we vote trump again?? 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
4963 This apartment was advertised as having high ceilings. 1.2059 0.04940 68 54 14 0
4964 I guess everyone needs therapy at times like these 1.2037 0.07652 54 47 3 4
4965 My therapist said it's because I have trouble appreciating what's in front of me. She made it sound like I was missing the elephant in the room. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4966 It's titled 'Toys R Us Glory Hole.' I bought it from the hipster who used to squat here. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
4967 I guess what they say it's true - rewilding is going through the ceiling during the lockdown. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4968 Thats what it'll look like once stuffed. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4969 Simply being a head and shoulders above is just not going to cut it 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4970 I told Larry he needed a triplex. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4971 That is what happens after ignoring the elephant in the room. 1.2031 0.04818 64 53 10 1
4972 First, we need to address the giraffe in the room. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4973 I really need to stop sticking my neck out for people.” 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4974 MoMA mia! 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
4975 The realtor did say that we'd get great views of wildlife. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4976 Not quite my idea of sharing a pet! 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4977 Just be grateful we have friends who will stick their necks out for us. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4978 At least we got the feeding end ! 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4979 That's so, so cool. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4980 Honey, this is beyond what a virtual zoo is these days... 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
4981 It's Art, Greg 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4982 I knew we should’ve gone with shag. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4983 I thought the Co-Op Board didn’t allow pets. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4984 I told you we needed a rug there 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4985 Well, it beats having a herd of buffalo living above us. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
4986 That's what you get when you live a floor above the Bronx Zoo 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4987 It's not ideal, but I think they have it worse downstairs. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
4988 The interior designer said he'd break new ground. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
4989 Be honest. You ever wonder what’ll happen when he dies? 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4990 Perhaps we should have ruminated a bit longer on this decision. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
4991 Maybe we should just get her a Netflix subscription of her own. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4992 What do you mean he wants to watch Cheers? 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4993 What's up? Giraffe head. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
4994 Like I said, this is the risk you take when you open up a secret escape hatch. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
4995 Feeding - no problem; think about the Johnson’s in the apartment below. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4996 I knew those people downstairs (what are they, zoologists?) would be a problem. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
4997 See? This is why I wanted the building with 10-foot ceilings. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4998 I should have read the rent-control fine print. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4999 Those 3-D drawings on the floor are amazing! 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5000 ...and her tongue matches our blue couch! 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5001 You wanted a view of the zoo. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5002 When Invited him up I guess he didn't fit in the elevator. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5003 Is This the Animal channel? 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5004 'Unique architecture' is true of the apartment and the animal. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
5005 He wanted a NY duplex. They said just look around. You'll find it. And his neck spasm seems much better. Let's keep him. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
5006 I told the guy downstairs it’s impossible to get any sleep with all this arking. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5007 No cable downstairs. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5008 Holy City Zoo! 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5009 It's a deal: we feed her. They clean up he mess. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5010 I didn’t realize what the manager meant by “pet friendly “. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5011 I guess the elephant in the room is on vacation 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5012 I'm feeding him for the neighbor downstairs 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5013 If we have to hang another one of Geoff’s portraits, I’m going outside without a mask. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
5014 I don't have the heart to tell her that Geoffrey is bankrupt 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
5015 It was an encryption error. I ordered the FREE GIFT APP but received this PET GIRAFFE. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5016 ...so I figured, 'If they wanna pay my utilities, why not? 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
5017 Looks like that FIRE pole idea just got complicated. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
5018 It turns out a “Coach Safari” “Virtual Safari” are not the same thing. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5019 Well, it is her service animal. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5020 I’m still thinking of an icebreaker. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
5021 So glad we didn’t rent the one below. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5022 I did warn you I that I had a big one. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5023 The idea of sharing the cable subscription with the downstairs neighbor seemed like a good idea at the time. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5024 And this is why I don't like going to marriage counselors. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5025 The elephant is actually in the dining room, but I understand your meaning. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5026 The giraffe must have been promised a high rise. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5027 It’s time to talk about the elephant in the room 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
5028 Did you read ALL the fine print when you leased downstairs to Mr. Ringling? 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5029 I'm pretty sure you are meant to hang it on the wall. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
5030 Sorry for the intrusion. Just wanted to see if you had a better view of the skyline. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5031 What happened to the elephant? 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5032 We need to have another talk about Kevin. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5033 Next time read the fine print of the rental agreement when it says 'very close to the Zoo' 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5034 This is what they mean by "a high rise" apartment. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5035 I guess pets are allowed in the building. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
5036 At least we don't need to clean up after him. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5037 This is exactly why we voted against the new Coop pet policy. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
5038 I thought living in the penthouse freed us from solicitors! 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
5039 Looks like someone is happy to see me 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
5040 I think these multi-use buildings have gone too far. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5041 The good thing is, we only have to feed her 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5042 Obviously he should have rented an apartment with a higher ceiling! 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5043 You wanted a pet friendly apartment... 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5044 Now I regret telling the neighbors downstairs that it was all right if they got a pet. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5045 I wonder how the rooms under us are doing. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
5046 At least he gets the business end. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5047 I'm splittin' the pet deposit with the dude downstairs, so its not too bad. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5048 african arquitecture-when they say combine nature with man, this is what they mean 1.2000 0.04929 60 50 9 1
5049 Well, now that we've addressed the elephant in the room... 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5050 The folks downstairs never feed him 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5051 Does this mean we have to wear a mask? Or should we consider it a part of the family? 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5052 Must be ok! I didn't see 'Wild African Animals Strictly Prohibited' on the lease! 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5053 Well, they did say "Geoffrey" lives downstairs. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5054 I was wondering why there was a hole in the floor. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
5055 Is this the same as the elephant in the room thing? 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5056 Still not as bad as the upstairs neighbors Rhino! 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
5057 I thought they asked if their Geoff could watch our TV. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
5058 Hate to be a narc but the lease clearly says 'no pets.' 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
5059 They weren't kidding about being a kangaroo court! 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5060 I guess I shouldn't have agreed so quickly when the neighbors said they were adopting a pet at the zoo. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5061 Well, it beats the elephant metaphor. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
5062 How is this cartoon not racist? 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5063 I'd rather cover giraffe feed than have clean-up duty. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5064 We told him the top floor would be perfect but he insisted! 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5065 Yes, it's strange, but I'm sorta glad we got the second floor apartment. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5066 Animal Kingdom again? 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
5067 I still can’t see the TV. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
5068 He sticks his neck out, but he's not sure why. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5069 Must be from below. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5070 Look at the upside - we have to feed it, but we don't have to take it for a walk! 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
5071 At least we’re only responsible for feeding it. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5072 She says she's had it up to here with apartment living. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
5073 Rent control won't cover the cost of feeding it. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
5074 The business world really is a jungle. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
5075 Glad I'm living upstairs! 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5076 At least we don't have to clean up after it... 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5077 At least we got the head. I mean, can you imagine what it's like for the downstairs neighbors? 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5078 It’s not ideal, but the folks living downstairs have it worse. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5079 Okay, you were right... we should have gotten a cat. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
5080 I wonder what they are naming it downstairs 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5081 Have the neighbours really won though? If you had to choose an end to have in your apartment... 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5082 Hang on, did the rental ad say: "No whole pets or hole for pets?" 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5083 I hate to say it, but at the end of the day, it is what it is." 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5084 Well, darling! In the post-modern world we're living in, this is a pet. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5085 Everyday's a Zoo Day 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5086 Neighbo R us? 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5087 But I don't want to watch Lion King again" 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5088 are you seeing what i am seeing? 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5089 When you said you had an alternative to Animal Planet, this isn't what I had in mind. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5090 And you thought it was mice? 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5091 The reception is ok but the view is obstructed 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5092 He wanted the family room TV at his eye level. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5093 Apparently the therapist is trained in neck-romance-y. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5094 I thought you said these apartments had vaulted ceilings 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
5095 I feel worse for the people on the floor below him. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5096 Thank God we didn't take the apartment below us. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5097 Only then did Jerry realize he hadn't leased the top floor. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5098 Hey, Buddy! Where is your mask? 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5099 The apartment below us must be very crowded. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5100 Should not have hired the Avant-garde taxidermist... 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5101 I see the Smith‘s have a new pet! 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5102 Bet you’re glad I agreed we’d feed him rather than clean up after him. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5103 This seemed pretty avant-garde, but I think I just want to watch Netflix. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5104 Sure he's a bachelor now, but sooner or later he'll have friends and family over. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
5105 He must have reached behind the sofa and ate the pot plant 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5106 I told them they would need higher ceilings. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
5107 This is NOT what I meant by ‘open floor plan’. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5108 Guess we should have challenged the spelling of “raffeters” in the closing documents 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5109 Whose idea was it to mount the T.V. on that wall? 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5110 You'd think the coop bylaws would cover this ... 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5111 I guess it was unrealistic to think that when we finally made a New Yorker cartoon we'd be given an apartment that was to code. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5112 I didn't think this would ever happen in our neck of the woods. 1.2000 0.07051 60 52 4 4
5113 Look, it’s just for the weekend... Ok? Besides. He likes the same TV shows as Us !! 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5114 I heard that the penthouse was already taken. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5115 Just wanted to see what’s it like up here. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5116 We better move the ficus into the den. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
5117 You and your "Exotic animal of the month" club. 1.2000 0.04929 60 50 9 1
5118 I feel sorry for the apt below. At least we only have to feed it. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5119 Finally, I reach the upper level. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5120 And I thought she was self-quarantining in the basement! 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5121 We got a “heads-up” while waiting to seen. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5122 I told you their apartment was a zoo. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5123 ''He's actually quite realistic, and I think we've got the better half.'' 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5124 I hope they have some large plastic bags down there. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5125 The Zoo is closed... Mind if I quarantine with you? 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
5126 They were too cheap to go for vaulted ceilings! 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5127 Life does not stop and start at your convenience, you miserable piece of shit. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5128 He was a great second story burglar. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
5129 No longer a Toys-r-Us kid, Geoffrey was forced to rent a room from Ms. Kay Bee and Mr. B. Dalton. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
5130 ...just because WE have the Animal Planet Channel ...this is ridiculous! 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5131 Well you can't just keep him there indefinitely! 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5132 It was a mistake to sign the rental agreement clause that we are pet tolerant. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
5133 They could've put the zoo on the top floor! 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5134 Be happy his rear end is downstairs ! 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5135 The person below us must be an animal lover. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5136 I'm more worried about the guy below him if he bags an elephant on his next safari. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
5137 It’s getting harder and harder to ignore the elephant in the room. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5138 We lucked out with the feeding end. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5139 They said a zooplex was a sound investment. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5140 It is sad she does not like our paintings. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5141 Should we discuss the giraffe in the room? 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5142 We should have rented the apartment with cathedral ceilings 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5143 Our counselor wants to prove that we can agree about something-- and that's a real ostrich! 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5144 She's paying to use the space. Better than that last roommate we had. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5145 Maybe we shouldn't be binge watching National Geographic. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5146 It’s not so bad. We could have the other end. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
5147 This is quite an immersive experience. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5148 The Zoo made a mistake selling off it's air space. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5149 I think it's time we discussed the giraffe in the room. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5150 They had to accommodate. It's a comfort pet. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
5151 Judging by her expression, she likes whatever they're doing down there! 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
5152 Frankly, I think the boa constrictor coffee table worked better. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5153 This is just a heads-up. I've taken the unit one floor down. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5154 It took him a long time to swallow his pride when he agreed to live with us. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5155 Is this what a high rise means in New York these days? 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
5156 What was the condo board thinking? 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5157 How could I possibly have overlooked the “Giraffe Easement” clause in our lease? 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5158 They say he's gentle, and that they'll stop complaining about the elephant in our bedroom. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5159 Sure he’s friendly, but how many Serengeti series can we watch? 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5160 The coop committee really needs to rethink its rule on pets. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5161 We can't ignore the giraffe in the middle of the room, or the hole in the floor. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5162 I understand you said you would pet sit for them, but this is through the roof! 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5163 Thank goodness you found an apartment with two floors. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
5164 I've figured out that each one has unique spots. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
5165 Does this mean we turn the thermostat up to ‘Savannna’? 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
5166 I thought it was weird when they said we could have the whole floor... 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
5167 Maybe we don’t need to bring her with us to the pied-à-terre. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5168 Piebald lives matter! 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5169 Yeah, we should've taken the garden apartment 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
5170 Alright Georgia - one more episode and then it's back to making paintings to hang on the wall. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5171 This is what we get for saying Netflix is boring 1.2000 0.07051 60 52 4 4
5172 It's hardly a problem for me on this end, all I have to do is feed it. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5173 This is good. Honestly, I would rather feed it. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5174 Well now we know why the rent was so low. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
5175 I'll check with the condo association to see if this is allowed. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5176 At least there is no clean up after feeding" 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5177 I told you they would grow quickly. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5178 So, that's how a downstairs apartment has vaulted ceilings... 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5179 The people downstairs asked us to stop giving her popcorn. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5180 You just never know what will pop up next. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5181 Which reminds me. Did you pick up any acacia leaves at Whole Foods yesterday? 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5182 I'd don't know why he's here. He's already eaten all our house plants. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5183 He called top bunk. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5184 Be careful what you pray for -- the white elephant is gone! 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5185 Transitioning into retirement must be harder than I thought. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
5186 Dr. Doolittle is streaming. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
5187 When they promised no elephant in the room, I thought we'd be OK. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5188 Glad we didn't go with the leopard interior. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5189 At first I was supportive, but when she told us she wanted to be called Geoffrey from now on, I never thought it would end like this. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5190 Sometimes I feel that our family has outgrown this apartment. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5191 You had to have a HIGH floor. Didn’t you! 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
5192 Great, we’re a pop up zoo!? 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5193 Hey, where'd the elephant go? 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5194 Look! The circus is in town! 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
5195 And they were willing to customize! 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5196 He thinks he heard the Toys R Us jingle. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5197 The Smith family has turtles below them . 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5198 The decor is just so 1990's. Work with me. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
5199 Look on the bright side! Sure, we're up for the food, but downstairs are responsible for the clean-up!" 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
5200 Honestly, cable was better-—less spotty. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5201 Can you knell down, please? 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5202 So if the Jones' have a giraffe... 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
5203 It’s great having the litter box in the basement. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5204 What do think he did with the remote! 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
5205 I guess they ran out of elephants. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
5206 I hate it when Amazon splits your order ! 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
5207 I wonder why our neighbors don't like sharing a pet. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5208 First the Christmas tree. Now this! 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5209 Maybe she should get her own Wi-Fi. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5210 At least there will be no argument as to who takes out the litter box. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
5211 Hey Buddy, you're missing the movie downstairs. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
5212 You know something, I really don't care that they have the same number of bones in their neck as we do! 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5213 At least he poops downstairs. 1.2000 0.04929 60 50 9 1
5214 I pity the people in the apartment below. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5215 The downstairs neighbors were always sticking their necks out, but this takes it to a whole new level. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
5216 Damn it! I told you this apartment wasn't for us. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5217 Hi. I’m your new neighbor. Just moved in downstairs 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5218 I wish he would get his own tv. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
5219 I thought a penthouse over the Bronx zoo would have a better view. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
5220 I couldn't resist, it was on sale. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5221 They did say they were getting a large pet. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5222 The new HOA requirement of having to make accommodations for pets in our building is getting out of hand. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5223 It looks like the neighbors went with the open concept remodel. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5224 Sorry honey! But when the broker mentioned 'Giraffe' as a neighbor, I thought he was referring to yet another rock band I hadn't heard of. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5225 I’m thinking the telemed appointment for his sore throat was the better choice. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
5226 I guess we're a pod now. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5227 Sure, it was a good idea to move to the upper apartment. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5228 The penthouse apartment has a zoo 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5229 Yeah. 23B. Below us. Somehow they negotiated air rights. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5230 Gee Bill, you’re really sticking you’re neck out there 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5231 OK, OK, next time we'll get a puppy 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5232 Somebody tell this Durrell kid this isn’t Corfu, damn it 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5233 It seemed so convenient to be located near the zoo 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5234 Well, the people downstairs have the litter box. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
5235 It's not best, but it's better than a glory hole. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5236 Well, it's not as bad as the rhino coming down through the ceiling. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
5237 I'm glad we're only tasked with feeding her. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5238 The people in the apartment downstairs have it much worse. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5239 I told you we should have taken the apartment in the building with high ceilings. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
5240 Who knew "Tiger King" would have such a large audience! 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5241 I told you having a pet in the city was a bad idea. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5242 Oh great. Now we have to install stadium seating. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5243 The broker did say the downstairs neighbor might pop in from time to time... 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5244 It looks like the zoo came to us. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5245 I knew she'd turn up. She never misses this show. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5246 So far we've compromised on everything about the divorce, except who'll keep the pets. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
5247 So, this is where Geoffrey landed. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5248 I'm gonna stick my neck out and say this thing shouldn't be here. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5249 Neckflix and chill. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
5250 This is the last time I turn on Screen Sharing. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
5251 I think it works much better as a floor lamp than a coffee table. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
5252 I think we would have been better off with the Penthouse. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5253 It appears that the owners of the old ToyRUs finally found a place to live 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5254 Sharing Gerri with the Smiths will be fun, long as they cover their end of the bargain. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
5255 How can you afford a Damien Hirst? 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5256 The latest spyware from Botswana is really hard to miss. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
5257 But can a cat change the channel with its tongue? 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5258 All the dogs were taken... 🤷🏻‍♀️ (by Isa) 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5259 I told you that the neighbor had a long neck 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
5260 ..yeah...whatever....I still hate the painting 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5261 I know you like to be accommodating to the neighbors, dear, but it's gone a bit too far. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5262 A bit too surreal for my taste 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
5263 . Let’s watch tv 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
5264 The downstairs neighbors are wild 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5265 We are on the wrong floor dear. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
5266 G! You're blocking my view. You're not short you know!! 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
5267 High rise living sure has its own charm. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5268 I know you want to talk about the elephant, but that’s not what’s bothering me right now. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
5269 Jeff, we talk about this 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5270 You’re breathing down her neck again! 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5271 When they said the penthouse on top of Central Park Zoo has the best views, I wasn’t expecting this ...” 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
5272 You can’t beat the amenities in this building. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
5273 Elephant is out-of-pocket this week. I’m the stand-in. Should we address that too? 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5274 Hello Neighbor! 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5275 I knew it was a bad idea to have Dr. Doolittle open an office downstairs. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5276 The Alternate Side Parking rules weren’t suspended this week. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5277 ok, but...when did you say the Zoo was reopening again 1.2000 0.07051 60 52 4 4
5278 Bored couple gains giraffe from Bronx Zoo. Quarantine life is about to get a lot more exciting. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5279 Bronx zoo, in cooperation with door dash. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
5280 This building has got to increase the pet deposit. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5281 So THIS is what they meant by 2 bedrooms and a 1/2 pet. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5282 He could've just asked for the Netflix password... 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5283 I guess it's a little unusual, but I just thought 'elephant in the room' is so passe. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5284 I thought the neighbors were getting an ostrich 1.2000 0.04318 60 49 11 0
5285 Let’s just wait and see how New Zealand handles it. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
5286 Just sticking my neck out here.. I don’t think this building is up to code. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
5287 Would you consider an easement? 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
5288 I think it’s time to talk about the giraffe in the floor.” 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5289 ever since we moved over the zoo we havent been having as much tv time as we used to 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5290 I guess we’ll have to forfeit our deposit 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5291 Your reaction if you'd only know how much Google is watching your lives. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
5292 ‘I know it’s annoying, but the landlord said it’s structural’ 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
5293 Maybe an apartment above the zoo wasn't such a good idea... 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5294 I guess this is a new way to steal your neighbors internet. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5295 This is over my head. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
5296 Told you the few from this apartment is better than the floor below! 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
5297 I guess we should have paid someone to search for easements, huh babe? 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
5298 Please tell me that’s new. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5299 No, sorry, we don’t have the Discovery Channel 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5300 It’s a time for silver linings - at least we didn’t get the other end 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5301 @mnathaliachacon @mariolchacon @dickinsonbeth “Giraffe is the new elephant” 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5302 it would have been easier to just take pictures of the safari like everyone else. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5303 And, THAT is why we don’t send the rug out to be cleaned. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5304 i asked you to ‘draft’ up a coffee table. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5305 just like the movie theater, I told you 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5306 Having Gerard the zoo vet working from home downstairs sure makes pandemic shelter in place less boring! 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
5307 I cant remember when he started joining us do you? 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5308 I told you the giraffe window would be worth it, Cheryl 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5309 It may be less popular, but I prefer this to the ostrich. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5310 So I guess we made it to the next level of Jumanji 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5311 She’s here for the artwork. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
5312 'I think that's fixed the draft, Nora.' 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5313 You make a better door than window, Gina. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
5314 When the people downstairs asked us to pet sit, this wasn’t quite what I expected. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5315 Do his spots look different to you? Can giraffes get depressed? I'm worried about him, spending all this time inside. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5316 I've seen all there is to see in my place,! 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5317 Man, HDTV is so realistic these days! 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5318 AUGUST 2020 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5319 We should have finished playing jumanji 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5320 I wasn't lying when I said I have friends in high places, 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
5321 I feel like this is the only place we can see eye to eye 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
5322 Seriously, Linda? A giraffe in the room? We just got rid of the elephant. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5323 The apartment is great, but I didn’t fully understand the easement when I signed the contract. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5324 Who needs to go to the dying hole when you can just sit comfortably on your couch and watch 2020 kill us slowly 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5325 the same decorator did the place downstairs 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
5326 Wait. He’s being seen before us? We arrived before him. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5327 This isn’t the tv we ordered 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
5328 Looks like the new neighbors are hipsters. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
5329 Maybe we should have researched ‘easements’ more thoroughly. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5330 Is watching that better than Hamilton for the 115th time? 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5331 Maybe if we put a hat on it, your mother won't notice. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5332 I miss the theater. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5333 I’m going to stick my neck up and ask you to lower your voice, my calves are trying to sleep 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5334 I guess the mezzanine is still rent controlled. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5335 woah, that's weird! 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5336 is it a cake? 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5337 I feel bad beat him out for the apartment with the vaulted ceilings. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5338 Maybe our tv IS too loud. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5339 Well, the cat will like it. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
5340 ... Looks like Bear Grylls has an amazing guest for Thanksgiving!! 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5341 So giraffe got bored at home and need netflix too i guess? 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5342 She's chipping in $5 month toward Netflix. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5343 I told you not to buy a happening 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5344 At least we're not the downstairs neighbor. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5345 Jerry, I cant see a damn thing. For god sake, when are the zoo’s reopening?! 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5346 He really stuck his neck out for us this time. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5347 And we thought the elephant in the room was an arduous task... 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5348 Look, I know the food is expensive, but at least we don’t have to muck the stall. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5349 Yes we have to feed him, but he poops on the downstairs neighbors. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5350 The landlord did mention you had to pay a fee if you own a cat or a dog, nothing about giraffes though 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5351 These paintings on the wall suck. 1.2000 0.06422 60 53 3 4
5352 The vet’s office is downstairs. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5353 I knew giraffes are huge right now for nursery decor, but this is next level. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5354 hes always the center of attention 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5355 The glass ceiling better watch out for her 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
5356 It’s always ‘can the dogs get COVID-19’, it’s never ‘can the giraffes get COVID-19 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5357 We don't have to call the police for this, right? 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5358 goddamnit Marv you're blocking the tv again 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5359 Umm, you promised me a front row ticket to Hamilton! 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5360 I did think the ceilings were a bit low 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5361 Is Everybody watching Hamilton? “Oh oh oh, gonna rise up! Rise up, gonna rise up!” 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
5362 Amazon sent him to the wrong address ! 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5363 I was surprised when this apartment was listed so cheap so I just took it but I didn’t know what they meant when they said we would be sharing our view of the skyline 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
5364 now that we’ve addressed the elephant in the room, we will move to addressing the giraffe 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5365 Hmmm the realtor said I had roof rights. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
5366 is this really your high horse? 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
5367 What should we call him? 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
5368 I know we’re new here but this neck of the woods is something else. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5369 I knew the 7 foot ceilings on the main level weren’t high enough 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5370 The downstairs neighbor is always poking their head in. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5371 That's himself from downstairs, some neck on him! 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5372 Bear rugs are just so distasteful nowadays. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5373 Tell me again, can animals have the virus? 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5374 She’s not in our social bubble. Where’s her mask? 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5375 I wish the neighbours would stop feeding him viagra 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5376 I guess the elephant was busy 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5377 So, this is how I die. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5378 Wow, the 3-D version of “We Bought a Zoo” is more immersive than I thought it’d be. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5379 We shouldn’t have signed the lease with just a virtual walkthrough 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
5380 What’s next, a giraffe in our living room?? Wait a second... 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
5381 Oh, come on! 1.2000 0.07051 60 52 4 4
5382 How much did you smoke? 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5383 That’s one way to break the glass ceiling. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
5384 I told you it was a bad idea to move in above a wildlife sanctuary 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5385 Do you think it matches our decor? 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
5386 They said the lady downstairs was a little extra. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
5387 When I said “keep your head up,” this isn’t exactly what I meant... 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5388 I told you we should’ve gotten a dog 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5389 At least it’s not an elephant this time 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
5390 I thought we voted that zookeepers were essential workers! 1.1970 0.05802 66 55 9 2
5391 This 'Giraffe Lives Matter' thing has gone too far. 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
5392 I know I'm kinda stoned but I kinda think it's a giraffe. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5393 No wonder the rent was so cheap. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5394 He is willing to stick his neck out for us. 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
5395 You didn't tell me there would be subtitles. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5396 I told the kid that it's a New York rocking horse. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5397 I told you we were on the wrong floor - now will you believe me?” 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5398 Support animal be damned! You tell the apartment manager to fix our floor. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5399 Apparently their contract says only no cats or dogs. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5400 ...I guess with a third roommate the rent won't be so high 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
5401 When they moved in, she was just a little girl, see how she's sprouted up! 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5402 One giraffe’s ceiling is another they’s floor. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5403 She broke through the cement ceiling. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5404 This is what we get for only charging per head. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5405 I thought you wanted an open floor plan. 1.1967 0.06942 61 53 4 4
5406 I know...but it's his password, and he loves stand-up 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5407 We should never have let him watch that 'Dancing With the Stars' episode. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5408 Did you check the CC and Rs 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5409 You said we would retain our privacy if we just rented out the downstairs. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
5410 NOW WE UNDERSTAND IT. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5411 What is a giraffe doing in our living room? No seriously! I mean, who cut the hole? Oh, I get it. It's not a real giraffe. 1.1967 0.03925 61 52 8 1
5412 Even zoos are ordering animals to Stay At Home 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5413 They say it’s “Clearer than Cable,” but I think it looks spotty 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
5414 When the realtor said pets were allowed, I didn’t think she meant one that actually lives two floors down. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5415 Yaba daba doo, finally - no shoveling poo duty. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5416 This is a long shot but has she swallowed my putter? 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5417 I can't put him in a hotel! He’s family! Two years will fly by! 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5418 I've heard of sticking your neck out, but this is ridiculous! 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5419 Ut's your turn to take him for a walk. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5420 THIS EXOTIC PET CRAZE HAS GONE TOO FAR 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
5421 With a real estate agent named P.T. Barnum, I’m not surprised! 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5422 Ok, we do have to feed her, but we definitely have the best views. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
5423 Upon meeting the CEO, it became immediately evident to investors why the toy store franchise had gone under; exorbitant overhead. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5424 The landlord runs the zoo! 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5425 HE ALWAYS POPS UP WHEN HE HEARS HIS FAVORITE SHOW IS ON 1.1967 0.06942 61 53 4 4
5426 This is really a cake?! 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
5427 I 've heard of a canary in a coal mine, but a giraffe in a SoHo loft? 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5428 You think this is bad, you should see the front door. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
5429 We have to get the Wilsons something nice. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
5430 Well at least we only have to take care of the "what goes in" part. 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
5431 Two is a Company, Three is a Zoo. 1.1967 0.06942 61 53 4 4
5432 Call the Williamson's downstairs and ask what we should feed him. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5433 I'm getting really tired of the Nature Channel. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
5434 How did Planet Earth get this footage?! 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5435 This African art adds a new dimension. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5436 I think we should move the television. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
5437 I’m loving this home service zoo experience. 1.1967 0.03925 61 52 8 1
5438 You think this would be better on the first floor? 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5439 'You know, it's not easy finding high ceilings in the city. Just pretend he is not there' 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5440 ... Uhmmmmm 😐 it should definitely be wearing a mask... 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
5441 Phew! It’s not the elephant! 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5442 I regret the performative art sculpture purchase. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
5443 Listen, this is a huge step... I mean, we don’t hear from the ostrich anymore, so... 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5444 Remind me to cancel @natgeowild tomorrow. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5445 As you didn't want to talk about the elephant in the room... 1.1967 0.03925 61 52 8 1
5446 Just be thankful we got the top half of the giraffe. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5447 Those spots would look great on our wall. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5448 They even included one of those wrench thingies in the box. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5449 What did you want me to do? He pays for the Netflix account! 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5450 Well, it’s better than an elephant in the room I suppose 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5451 Did the therapist say what to do about a giraffe in the room? 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5452 Oh I thought you said “living ROOM art piece “ 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
5453 What floor did you say you lived on? 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5454 Half giraffe is definitely better than 1 and half giraffes! 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5455 I know he said pet friendly but this is going too far! 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
5456 The animals really are adapting to working from home. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5457 I heard our landlord was helping the zoo shelter the animals, but I had no idea... 1.1940 0.05722 67 56 9 2
5458 It beats having to push the elevator button. 1.1940 0.04868 67 54 13 0
5459 I don't mind him visiting,but his insistence on watching 'Animal Kingdom' gets old. 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
5460 Let’s talk about the elephant in the room. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5461 Just trying to accommodate our neighbors needs 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5462 I told you we should have rented the penthouse. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
5463 It's a duplex. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5464 He was banished for being a whistle blower 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5465 How does this happen? You order a carafe and they send a giraffe. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5466 You were right. We have to get a new couch. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5467 I'm not blaming anyone, but you did insist on naming her. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
5468 Excuse me, the remote please. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
5469 Giraff-ic designers are becoming too realistic, don't you think? 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
5470 The therapist ran out of elephants. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
5471 I don’t think it will be a regular thing - she’s new to the building and said she wanted to check out our place. 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
5472 I wondered what happened to Geoffrey. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5473 This is Geoffrey, our new neighbor down in 7G. 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
5474 I never go out - it's a zoo down there. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5475 You get her hooked on Westworld,then expect her to stay cooped up downstairs during the finale? 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
5476 They pay the cable bill - it's worth it. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5477 Let's rethink the living ruminant. 1.1930 0.04968 57 48 8 1
5478 I hope she doesn't find a boyfriend." 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5479 That reminds me, have you seen my scarf? 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5480 I knew I should have been clearer when I said I wanted that trophy put in a prime location 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
5481 Could have been an elephant. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
5482 We really should move to a no pet building. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5483 It's not an elephant,so I guess we can talk about it. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5484 You invite them to ONE party and they think they own the place !! 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5485 Yes, it eats a lot, but we have the better end compared to 11B 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
5486 Now we can all see the television. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5487 Sharing a pet is not a great situation, but I actually prefer taking care of this end of the bargain. 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
5488 Well, it's preferable to the elephant in the room last month. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
5489 First it was an elephant. Now, a giraffe. What's next, a giant squid? 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
5490 I thought the low rent for this apartment was too good to be true! 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5491 We're waiting an hour, and he gets ahead of us. 1.1930 0.05563 57 49 6 2
5492 Does it count for affirmative action if the ceiling isn’t glass? 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5493 Say what you will about our joint custody arrangement, but I still prefer covering food cost. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5494 The Bronx is really coming up. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
5495 At least living over some giraffes is better than living under them. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
5496 I don't care ignore it's silly. He's less than six feet away 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5497 They thought she was a tea cup pig.” 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5498 He said he'll leave me the Tall Boy and I totally misunderstood. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
5499 They work better than the rabbit ears. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
5500 The loft wasn't available. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
5501 There was carpeting when I bought the place. 1.1930 0.04968 57 48 8 1
5502 This up-zoning is getting out of hand 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
5503 I think we got the better end of it. 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
5504 We moved the couch to this side now. 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
5505 It’s just weird knowing he’s in the bathroom. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5506 We've been offered twenty thousand dollars to move and not remodel. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
5507 I preferred when his room was a pigsty. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5508 At least we’re not the apartment below him! 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
5509 Architects have to reconsider what having skylights in high rises means. 1.1930 0.05563 57 49 6 2
5510 Was this in the condo docs? 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
5511 I didn't realize Toys R Us had reopened. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
5512 Heads up, I bought a duplex. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5513 Better we feed it than clean up after it, right, Honey? 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5514 - Honey, thankfully she likes to watch the same shows we do ...... 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5515 There stands a prime candidate for genetic modification. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
5516 This lock down has gotten a little out of hands. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5517 Looks like the teams are neck and neck! 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
5518 It followed me home one day, and well... 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
5519 I was watching Wild Things the other day — remember that one? — anyway, the pool scene rolls around and I hear all this commotion downstairs. They're screaming "No Harold! Stop doing that! Bad Harold!" I think...I think he was...touching it somehow? 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
5520 You're always telling me not to stick my neck out. But for him - nothing?! 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5521 I really thought we would avoid this by living on the first floor. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
5522 Randy, Randy where's the rest of me? 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
5523 The landlord promised it's only temporary. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
5524 Well,at least we don't have to talk about the elephant in the room. 1.1930 0.03909 57 49 7 1
5525 I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that plastic bag of greens you left in the fridge that I mixed in the salad was not arugula. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5526 Well, that explains the noise from the neighbors downstairs... 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5527 We have definitely gotten the better end of this pet sharing deal 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
5528 ‘Can we talk about the elephant in the room now?” 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
5529 Definitely not a Reticulated. Clearly not. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5530 We should have bought the air rights to that apartment downstairs. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5531 Did they get fired from the zoo again? 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5532 So that's what the realtor meant when he said this is a high rise. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
5533 ‘We’re definitely not getting back our deposit.” 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5534 Let's just be happy the downstairs apartment is a single. 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
5535 Communal living is turning out to be just fine 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
5536 Thats my downstairs neighbor. He lets me use his wifi and I let him use my Roku device. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5537 I’ll say this much for the elephant: it’s only in one room. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
5538 Maybe we can send him back. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
5539 Oh my, its the vets office downstairs again getting overcrowded 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
5540 Our lease declares it to be a built-in hat rack. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5541 I think it's time we talked about the differences between giraffes and elephants. 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
5542 Why so surprised? You said yes when I asked if you wanna neck. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5543 An elephant in the room is one thing, but this? 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5544 Stop buying those pop-up books! 1.1930 0.04968 57 48 8 1
5545 I think he likes it here! 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
5546 So, it really _is_ lonely at the top. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
5547 I’m sure glad we went with the two-story model. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5548 Sure, yeah, we have to feed her, but imagine what they're getting one floor down. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5549 An Acacia tree. Right? 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5550 It’s not called “bunny ears” anymore, dear. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
5551 Maybe putting him in the basement wasn't the best idea. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
5552 Pathetic, converting ground floor retail to a petting zoo. 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
5553 Remember when he fit on your palm? 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5554 Let's discuss the elephant in the room. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5555 Nature abhors a living room without a coffee table. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
5556 So, how is hell? 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5557 Why? Because I'm adopted? 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
5558 ‘We are going to cut your screen time!’ 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5559 I told him there's no point in sticking your neck out, but you know him.. he acts so high and mighty. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
5560 Do you think he carried social distancing a little too far? 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
5561 I tried to tell him his milieu is the roof. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5562 The travel brochure DID say a lot of interaction with giraffes. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5563 Pardon me. I heard someone mention an elephant in the room. Thought I was at the right place. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
5564 Why was I yelling at you for moving the world forward!? 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5565 That is why rent is cheap here above the giraffes at the zoo. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
5566 It is not the architect’s fault Ceilings are still 8 feet from floor 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
5567 It looks like our downstairs neighbor got bored. 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
5568 All that organic food they feed that poor kid!” “Yeah, and it got that weird look, too.....hey, is that measles? 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
5569 Scarier ones showed up when we lived two floors down. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
5570 I guess the rental agent under estimated the height of our neighbor's living room ceiling. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
5571 Central Park is a great location, and we know pets are allowed. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5572 Do you think the animal print distracts from the cool minimalist aesthetic vibe we so wish to achieve? 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
5573 I think I've grown out of my apartment! 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5574 The guy on the 12th floor has four legs dangling from his ceiling. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5575 Good work getting the penthouse just in time for this co-adoption! 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5576 Does this mean he’s ahead of us? 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
5577 True, but the unit below us has it worse. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
5578 You also called our upstairs plant-based neighbor "obnoxious." 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
5579 You were right, she is vegan. 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
5580 I mean, Geoffrey’s cool but our downstairs neighbors are just so inconsiderate 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
5581 Guess we should talk about the giraffe in the room 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
5582 How did he get a duplex in this area? 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5583 Honey, We need to think from a giraffe's point of view! 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5584 You're right dear, it looks nothing like the giraffe I drew on the wall. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5585 He's so glad we rented the duplex! 1.1930 0.03909 57 49 7 1
5586 Don’t worry, it’s probably just cake 1.1930 0.07271 57 50 3 4
5587 So this is where the humans have been hiding all this time... 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5588 You say the downstairs neighbors came to introduce themselves and then... 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
5589 I thought her apartment wasn’t a duplex 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5590 Now it makes so much sense why we chose the duplex 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
5591 They did mention something about a new pet 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
5592 Every time we watch National Geographic. Every time. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5593 Giraffe: Excusa moi, did someone say Friends marathon? 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
5594 Sorry, just looking for a mask. Guess I got the wrong floor. 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
5595 Well, she is head and shoulders above all the other service animals I could find. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5596 Our bubble just expanded. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5597 Honey, Have you seen it yet? 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5598 ‘Personally, I’m happy to see Geoffrey making his return.’ 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
5599 They must have low ceilings in 1B. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
5600 My neighbor likes to stick his neck out where it doesn’t belong 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
5601 What? I told him we had Disney plus and he hasn’t seen Hamilton yet 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5602 Must be quarantined with the kids 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5603 They should've bid more to get the vaulted ceiling. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
5604 My, what small cities you have. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
5605 Ummm, could you please put on a mask Giraffe? I mean, common courtesy, am I right? 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
5606 School from home really improved the kids’ LEGO skills. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
5607 At least we aren’t trapped in an episode of Tiger King. 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
5608 Well... we can't say he didn't knock 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
5609 He said he thought he heard us necking. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
5610 This wasn’t the ‘scenic view’ I was expecting. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5611 Anyone know where I can find the toys section of Amazon? 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
5612 They did say amenities include zoo membership, didn’t they? 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
5613 we should have just let him have the apartment with the view 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5614 It’s been so great getting to know the neighbors during quarantine 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
5615 And you thought it prudent we kept OUR heads out of other people's business... 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
5616 Why did you share the WiFi password with the neighbor? 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
5617 @newyorkermag "When Toys R Us went out I guess I just figured the girraffes would be moved to a zoo" 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
5618 This new socially distant zoo isn't as fun as they used to be. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
5619 And cut. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
5620 When you said you wanted to rewatch Out of Africa, this wasn’t what I had in mind. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5621 Welcome to my two tier apartment, this is the TV room 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5622 2020 is full of plot holes 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5623 Where did that giraffe come from 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
5624 When they said the neighbours were friendly, this isn’t what I had in mind 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5625 I told you it was not a good idea to move to the zoos second floor 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5626 Are we splitting the rent with him? 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
5627 Modern Art 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
5628 I think even the animals hate self isolation 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
5629 Nobody wanted to talk about the giraffe in the room. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5630 Ummm...glad you took my advice of embracing your weirdness! 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5631 Well, we’re not getting our deposit back, but “Giraffe Through Ceiling” really makes the space!” 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
5632 the rats are really getting big this year 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
5633 It’s the new season pass, they bring the Zoo to you 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
5634 Are they still working for you too? 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
5635 Socially distancing must be a challenge 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5636 Tonight on Quarantine Fashion we show the new trend, pajamas to work! 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
5637 So what are you up to now, Geoffrey? 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5638 The newest addition to their art collection raised a few eyebrows but no one was too surprised after the “taxidermised couple” installation on the sofa. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
5639 This one is more persistent than that elephant.” @muhrand 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5640 so Larry said this is temporary, right?" "yeah, but he said something about ice fishing come winter. 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
5641 You think he has an appointment? # 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
5642 Dr. Palmer needs extra space for his new trophy. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5643 Just Tuesday 2020 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
5644 It's expensive to feed but we're still better off than they are 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5645 Who knew the ADA was so… thorough? 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
5646 What did you not understand when I said spotless, Sean? 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5647 Well... he certainly DID grow into it 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
5648 These streaming ads are becoming more and more intrusive. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
5649 Eh, every apartment has something up with it. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5650 The Animals on this tv screen seem to get more real everyday 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
5651 I still think they are better neighbors than the elephants upstairs. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5652 Well, don't forget we saw a unicorn yesterday. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
5653 Seems like our zookeeper neighbor below wants to keep his friends quarantined from the Coronavirus too. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
5654 Just be glad we didn’t take the basement suite. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
5655 The cat's been having a Napoleonic complex with the giraffe in the room. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
5656 If I phrased it that she saw me ‘neck-id’ would you be a little less mad? 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
5657 Faster than the elevator . 1.1905 0.04987 63 51 12 0
5658 The hole is definately an improvement. Bottom line though... 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
5659 I told you the neighbors were stealing our cable. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
5660 Sorry spotty, the vet is on the next floor up. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5661 Incredible! We move and still have a neighbor mooching off our Netflix! 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5662 We should get a coffee table. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5663 Could be worse, the apartment below came with 10 plungers. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5664 Downstairs neighbors must be back from their Safari! 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
5665 Actually, I kind of like pet sitting for the Hendersons. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5666 How come management didn't consult us about accommodating the tenant below? 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5667 The downstairs neighbor said he had a pet but who would have guessed this? 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
5668 I hope it’s fully grown! 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5669 I thought this building had no pets allowed. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
5670 Told you not to experiment with plants during a pandemic! 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5671 And You thought getting rid of the elephant in the room was the last of it. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5672 Wow! And just when I was thinking that Toad in the Hole would great for lunch. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
5673 Does it have WIFI? 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
5674 I hope these fertility docs realize we want a HUMAN baby! 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5675 Thank God, he's not from above, so we can do what we want. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5676 I tend to think we got the better end of this deal, compared to the Giuliani guy below. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5677 Cable'd get 'them 'Animal Kingdom' and we'd get our table back 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
5678 I totally missed the trophy room loophole when we signed the lease. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5679 Glad to have you visit, but too bad you couldn’t afford the extra headroom. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5680 Thank God we didn't get the apartment below us. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5681 Sorry to barge in, but the memo says we have to meet virtually even if we're all in the office. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5682 I told you for an extra $20 we could have The National Geographic Channel in our living room. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5683 Sheila, we've asked you three times now. Could you please keep it down? 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5684 I don't give a damn what he says, we're done watching Animal Kingdom! Get the game on... 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5685 I don't care how much you saved; that Rooms to Go - Toys R Us merger resulted in some pretty strange furniture options. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5686 Did you hear the circus is in town this week? 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5687 Yes, I DID say it would be great to kick back with a cool longneck--but he's blocking the TV. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5688 A new symptom? 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
5689 It's not as bad as the elephant in the room. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5690 Glad we’re not in the apartment downstairs. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
5691 The downstairs neighbors did tell me they had a young pet that was very quiet and never reacted to the doorbell. They failed to tell me how tall it would be when full grown. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5692 I guess they're teaching the"reach for the sky" lesson in the menagerie again. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5693 Not sure why they call these manholes. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
5694 At least she took off her hat 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5695 I guess this is what we get for password protecting the WiFi. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
5696 Living above a zoo has its ups and downs. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5697 I thought it was "The elephant in the room. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5698 I told you not to feed the animals! 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5699 So your approach is to build up to the elephant in the room? 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5700 I'm glad we have the top half. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
5701 When they moved in 8 months ago, they borrowed my saw. I had no idea! 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
5702 'I'm here with your heads up on zoos reopening.' 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5703 Looks like someone has moved into the mezzanine 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
5704 Sorry. I'm in up to my neck. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
5705 The realtor was wrong, sir. Ours is the apartment with the loft. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
5706 Ring around the collar How do you get rid of those dirty annoying spots? 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5707 As pets go, she's really high maintenance. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5708 So my roommate's allergic to cats. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
5709 I told you this would happen. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5710 On the other hand, they are way less noisy than the former residents... 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5711 Mind the holes... 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
5712 What next - a hole in the ceiling? 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5713 #1 Submission: If I knew giraffes were applying, I wouldn't have shown up today. #2 Submission: There's another giraffe trying to take our jobs. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
5714 And to think when the landlord came asking for the rent last week I stuck my neck out for those guys downstairs. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5715 Stop complaining. The other pet sitter has the harder job. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
5716 At least the elephants upstairs moved out 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5717 I haven’t met our downstairs neighbor yet, but I always hear him yelling about somebody named Carol Baskin. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5718 I figured it’d be good to have for when the internet inevitably goes out 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5719 When you can’t see the problem, because it’s right in your face. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
5720 Are giraffes endangered? 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
5721 Excuse me. But my husband‘s worried you may have misunderstood what a shrink actually does. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5722 I know you were disappointed when the Safari was cancelled, but was this really necessary? 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5723 The fire station really got an upgrade 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5724 He’s actually on a treadmill down there. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
5725 You know, Mike down at the grocery told me that Parrish kid showed back up all full grown and looking like Tarzan. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5726 I’m not sure if the Safari Apartment was a good idea. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5727 I heard we’re all allowed out of quarantine now” #animaladvocat 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5728 You’re ‘avin a giraffe! 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5729 Apparently the roommate just got back from the Florida Zoo. They're socially distancing. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5730 I don't think the decorator thought this through 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5731 Did FAO Schwarz relocate to our building? 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5732 I think Mrs. Smith is going too far with adopting animals after Mr. Smith died. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5733 I take it back. I’m definitely starting to feel something. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5734 Are you still watching ‘Star Trek: Deep Space Nine’? 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5735 Susan, do you ever wish I was taller? 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5736 Honey, our downstairs neighbor’s pet is a bit intrusive, don’t you think? 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
5737 I guess the reports of the death of sharing economy are greatly exaggerated 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5738 She really did mean it when she said ‘Don’t make me come up there.’ 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5739 What did our condo association rules stipulate about permissable pets? 1.1884 0.05569 69 58 9 2
5740 I cleaned the basement last week. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
5741 I get it, but it was either this or a 30 sq. ft. micro-apartment. 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
5742 Is anyone going to acknowledge the elephant in the room? 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5743 You were right. Magic mushrooms right before our bankruptcy hearing might not have been the best decision. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
5744 She watches a lot of nature programs up here, so I usually sit with her downstairs and watch something else. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5745 Honey,do you really think it was worth loosing our secruity deposit to meet our downstairs neighbor? 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5746 I can’t help but feel that we got the better part of the deal. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
5747 I miss when we could just hear what the neighbors were doing. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
5748 Still wondering why the rent was so reasonable? 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
5749 I told you having a Zoo on the first floor could be a problem! 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5750 'Don't panic, I'm pretty sure the association has a height restriction on pets. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5751 He has rented the apartment downstairs ever since Toys “R” Us went out of business 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5752 The Carlsons said they would patch the hole as soon as he moves out, but I’m beginning to have my doubts. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5753 They must spend a fortune on kitty litter. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
5754 Our neighbor has taken his taxidermal hobby to the next level 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
5755 I was wondering why our skyscraper is named Kangaroo Court. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
5756 We should probably specify the type of pets the tenants can bring 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
5757 Congratulations! You have made it to Level 8: August 2020. The latest challenge awaits you in your living room. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
5758 You're in the way pal, let us watch the news! 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
5759 Urban foraging is fun but let’s start buying mushrooms at the grocery store again, honey. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
5760 I know it’s not the giraffe’s fault, but no matter what I say it just stares at me with those primitive eyes. And who knows where it goes at night. Does it even own a mask? 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
5761 I can't stand the news anymore, it's a jungle out there! 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
5762 I can understand that the choices we make can sometimes have an effect on our style of life, but renting downstairs was my own authentic way to pay mother earth back! 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
5763 With all the movie theaters closed, they had to find a new way to make sure someone’s head is blocking your view of the screen. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
5764 I hope he wasn’t expecting treetops in here. 1.1833 0.06506 60 52 5 3
5765 I hear Geoffrey has been drinking heavily since the bankruptcy. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
5766 I thought living "right on the Zoo" was a charming idea. Now, not so much. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5767 We need to call the giraffe whisperer! 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
5768 The agent did say she heard the apartment downstairs could be a real zoo sometimes ... 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5769 At least on the second floor we can get away from the elephant in the room 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
5770 Hey, wait a minute. Shouldn't he be wearing a mask? 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
5771 Modern multitasking. Maker revolution. Bot invasion. Call it what you will. It's a cyber-chaperone and a conversation starter, all in one. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5772 Not interested in your glass half full metaphor ! 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5773 The giraffe is here to distract from all the shitty art on my walls. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5774 Can we get a fire escape that doesn’t eat your ficus plants? 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
5775 He’s got some neck! 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5776 At least the folks downstairs have clean-up duty. 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
5777 I might be sticking my neck out here, but do you think it's time to move to the suburbs? 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5778 I thought you wanted to talk about the elephant in the room. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
5779 I guess this was their idea for upward mobility. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5780 The people in 2-A are fostering. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5781 He gets two hours of screen time a day. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5782 The virtual performance of Albee’s “Zoo Story” went quite well. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5783 No, we'd be seeing the other end if it was an ostrich. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5784 Yeah, I don't know... I still miss the TV. 1.1818 0.04917 55 47 7 1
5785 The hole in our ceiling was worse. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5786 Honey, when I asked you to neck, I wasn't expecting head! 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5787 You know, some people will think this is a tall tale. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
5788 Okay, I agreed to come to counseling, but I didn't know I'd have to stick my neck out! 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5789 It wasn’t enough that you insisted on inviting your friend from the zoo to live with us, but did you also have to let him have the first floor in our duplex?! 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5790 I guess we don't need to buy a coffee table 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5791 At least he can now stretch out in his apartment. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5792 This is too silly; let’s just skip this weeks caption and hope for a better contest next time? 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
5793 I really didn't think adaptive housing would go this far. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5794 I don't care any more 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5795 Ok, you are right and I was wrong. I should never have given our downstairs tenant permission to have a pet. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5796 Spotty! You’ve ruined my floor! I hate you! 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5797 Okay, but how great is it to live in a rent-controlled unit? 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5798 We heard you're seeing someone! Is it time for that second hole we keep talking about? 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
5799 It's a shame the Animal Crackers are downstairs. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5800 If only I had paid attention in statistics about the ceiling and floor effects! 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
5801 I know it’s our turn to host movie night, but does she have to block my view?! 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5802 You said you wanted the neck of a giraffe... 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5803 Yes, Girexa is much better. But she only picks National Geographic episodes that feature giraffes. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
5804 Necking is out tonight, again, I presume? 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5805 I said the ELEPHANT in the room, dear. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5806 He likes Tarsan movies..... 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5807 Honey, just like us she’s trying to practice social distancing in her tower. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
5808 There’s no room in his place for a big screen tv. He loves the Discovery channel 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5809 Not sure this one quite fits with the rest of the decor 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5810 I knew about Whole Foods, but are giraffes a sign of gentrification now, too? 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
5811 And here I thought Siri and Alexa were the only ones spying on us 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5812 I get that online shopping has gone up since the lockdown, but this is just ridiculous. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
5813 I told you that no good would come from that hole in the floor. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5814 Acoustical ceiling tile just isn't what it used to be. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5815 The condo owners association is going to hear from me. This has to be against the covenant on pets! 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5816 Notice that grace?....wait for it. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
5817 I was curious why she insisted she help decorate our apartment. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5818 This is why normally, only small pets are allowed in the building 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5819 What did you expect would happen in your rent controlled apartment in Manhattan? 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5820 animal kingdom 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5821 Does add something special to the decor. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5822 Looks like another mole in a giraffe costume. Quick - whack it!! 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5823 I told them to mount it on the wall. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5824 When sheltering in place can you really stick you neck out? 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5825 The guy at the exotic animal farm said it would make a great conversation piece, but I think I’ve been conned. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5826 He only comes up during his exercise period. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5827 Honey, this downstairs tenant is becoming a real pain the neck. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5828 I had heard the Ringling brothers bought the place downstairs. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5829 On the bright side, we provide the feed. Neighbors downstairs have to do the cleaning. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
5830 In retrospect, I guess we spent too much time reading the Shel Silverstein book to Junior. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5831 That's what it takes to get a head in this zoo. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5832 Can we talk about the elephant in the room? It's a giraffe." Andy Mathieson, Los Angeles, C 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
5833 We need to either move the TV or the toilet. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5834 It has taken the place of fish tanks at doctor's offices!" 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
5835 Just when we got rid of the elephant in the room. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
5836 I told the guy downstairs to get a boa constrictor instead. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5837 Talk about sticking your neck out! 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
5838 Are you going to finally admit that it would have been a bad idea to live on the ground floor? Rebecca Hawkins Paradise Valley , Az. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5839 No, not my philodendron! 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5840 The downstairs suit allows pets! 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5841 Sure, feed is expensive, but look on the bright side. 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
5842 Necking is so overrated these days. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5843 For the last time fred, just because you were spotted ONCE on National Geographic, doesn't mean your gonna be a world-wide famous celeb! 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
5844 Well, his pattern fits with our art. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5845 ... and you thought the elephants upstairs were bad. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5846 Paving my own spot" - Giraff 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5847 We needed a change, but not this! 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5848 Remember, you didn't like the apartments with vaulted ceilings." 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5849 Mario Puzo used to live here. You won't want to use the bed. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5850 All I've got is a bow tie. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5851 Sure we have to feed him, but I'm NOT trading places with the downstairs neighbors! 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5852 I forgot to say we wanted a watch dog. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5853 Hasn't anyone told him that sticking his neck out like this could backfire? 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5854 I knew we shouldn’t have gotten an apartment off Craigslist 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5855 I think i’m high as ... balls 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5856 Now, let’s talk about the giraffe in the room. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
5857 At least she’s streaming the same shows we are. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5858 Don't worry. If we're both seeing it, at least we're not hallucinating. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5859 Well, the instructions say to unzip our flies. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5860 I'm enjoying the 3D effect of this nature show. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5861 Do we own the only tree house in Manhattan? 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5862 We are lucky that our down stairs neighbors are responsible for cleaning up. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5863 My neighbor would never stick his neck out for me like that. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
5864 I know you've seen this one before, Jerry, dont spoil the ending again! 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5865 The ZOOM connection with Namibia is really quite nice. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5866 I could be sticking my neck out here; but I feel it has a remote connection with those old TVs with rabbit ears, don’t you. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5867 See, this is the problem with houseboats. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
5868 Why Line G in this building has extra tax abatement 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5869 I told you the wait would be long 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5870 It's basically an Amazon Alexa; it sees and hears everything you do and say. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5871 No not never! Duplex it is! 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5872 . Honey, look closely... it’s not a hole it’s a stuffed toy giraffe head! You must go back for another session of optical illusion therapy! 1.1818 0.03683 66 57 8 1
5873 I get that it *feels* crazy, but what are your sources? 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
5874 Is it 6 feet away from us? 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5875 Reopening Phase 20 1.1818 0.04917 55 47 7 1
5876 Ohh!! Hello there Mr. Giraffe. How may we assist you with? 1.1818 0.04917 55 47 7 1
5877 Now, this is called the ‘Smart-Building Technology’, a cozy cave for extra-tall guys. Thank you Hoomans! 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5878 I know he’s your friend, but he needs to get his own Netflix account! 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5879 Guess Jared Kushner couldn’t spring for the vaulted ceilings. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5880 I’m not too sure about the new tenants. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5881 Sorry, I needed a break from the chaos downstairs. What are we watching? 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5882 Finally, we can watch the news together. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5883 Oh no, we have now breached home quarantine rules! 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5884 ‘I don’t think this technically counts as 6-feet apart.’ 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
5885 Our new guy definitely hooked us up. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5886 I’m not into metaphors Jeanine, when I said the living room could fit a giraffe, it was because I saw it 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5887 Oh great! I must have bought acacia instead of açaí! - 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5888 Babe, who needs a TV now? 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5889 Tell me more about how to cut off his nose to spite his face .... 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5890 Wait till the super finds out they have a pet. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5891 I don’t want to hear another one of your tall tales about how it got here. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5892 you know, they did warn us about climate change 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
5893 I checked our lease and they DO have the 'Giraffe Easement.' 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5894 Every giraffe has it’s way 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5895 Climate change brought me here 1.1818 0.04917 55 47 7 1
5896 You’d think they’d have more places to sit in here 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
5897 Well, we did have high expectations from this place. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
5898 See baby Girru this is what your habitat looked like before we turned your Jungle to a concrete one. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5899 So I thought we could trial the Exotic Pet Share Scheme with that nice couple downstairs. Sort of worked out better for us than for them, don't you think? 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5900 I told you she’d keep popping if you introduced yourself. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5901 Well, his/her head is in our business 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5902 thank you guys, I wasn't gonna pay for one more streaming service 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5903 Well, I guess nature IS healing 1.1818 0.02710 55 47 8 0
5904 Sorry, my broker promised me the ceilings would be high enough... 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
5905 Can you see if it's wearing a face mask? 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5906 This Giraffic Park hotel is really something! 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5907 Honey, we need to talk about the elephant in the room 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5908 Down in front. . . . Keep going 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
5909 This isn’t what I meant by ‘You need to fill the void’. I’ll call a carpenter in the morning. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5910 Maybe we shouldn’t have acted so quickly when the zoo sold their air space. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5911 I’m getting a little tired of your attitude Denise, we’ve watch 12 hours of animal planet already. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5912 I thought you said this building had a No Pets policy. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5913 I know I said I wanted head, but i was not expecting this! 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
5914 even the animals at the zoo have had to resort to finding roommates to afford rent 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
5915 We really should talk to the HOA about the pet policy. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
5916 He’s lobbying for some radical changes to the ADA standards. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5917 'I mean...I like the Agassis. They're friendly neighbours and all. But I do find Steffi Giraffe's habit of popping in without warning a bit disconcerting. 1.1803 0.06405 61 53 5 3
5918 I'm just thankful to have the upstairs apartment. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
5919 Unusual, yes, but with the air rights over the zoo this building has the absolute best views of Central Park. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5920 Pardon the intrusion, I am having dinner with your downstairs neighbors. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5921 What ever happened to:”There’s an elephant in the room”? 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
5922 This is what happens when you cave-in to Development and cut all the trees down! 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5923 This is not what they had intended when they offered to share their Netflix account 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5924 I'm afraid to say that I think this is one occasion where he shouldn't have stuck his neck out for you 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5925 Well, they _said_ a Rothschild was moving in. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
5926 Do you think she’d be down to split rent? 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
5927 I didn't think the 'pet-friendly' clause to our new lease would be this extreme. 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
5928 I can't wait until Betty gets her own cable television. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
5929 Honey, I’m starting to like our upstairs neighbours more than the downstairs ones. She’s starting to stick her neck in where it doesn’t belong. 1.1754 0.02652 57 49 8 0
5930 Effective 2020 protest for still not being allowed to come out of the closet. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
5931 I never thought we'd be moving to a concrete jungle. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
5932 What is Stretch doing here? 1.1724 0.04691 58 50 7 1
5933 Does this mean we have to feed him? 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
5934 We added a new door for our downstairs neighbors to visit. 1.1724 0.05297 58 51 5 2
5935 : “Things are definitely looking up.” 1.1724 0.06094 58 50 6 2
5936 Why can't he steal our Netflix password like normal neighbours do? 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5937 I am not feeling neighborly. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5938 I feel this too off the wall. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5939 This is what the realtor meant by "Room with a view." 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
5940 About the giraffe...I thought maybe I ought to give you a head's up. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
5941 I think that Dr. Stein is preparing us to acknowledge the ‘elephant in the room’ during today’s session. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
5942 I tell you, this pandemic sunk Geoffrey's stores even further into a hole. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
5943 I guess he took it literally to come up and see us sometime. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
5944 Your landlord thought nothing of renting the loft below a minimalist to a surrealist? 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5945 They said that animal therapy was one floor down. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
5946 That might be what our therapist meant when she said the 800 pound gorilla can come in many forms. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5947 He wants us to put on his mask. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
5948 Don't those people downstairs know this building doesn't allow pets? 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5949 He must have thought it was a high-rise. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
5950 Clearly, we are avoiding the elephant in the room. 1.1698 0.07493 53 48 1 4
5951 Does he violate our lease agreement? 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5952 This is why I didn't want to go to an Open Call for the Lion King 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5953 Can you believe she's never seen an episode of The Office? 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
5954 I'm just grateful that we don't have to deal with the bottom half. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
5955 I know we got a good price for this place, but it's more inconvenient than I anticipated. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5956 Thankfully, we got this end. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
5957 Can't we watch something tonight besides "Dr. Doolittle"? 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5958 There goes his damage deposit. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5959 Well doc, it all started the day we moved in above the giraffe. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5960 I’d say we got the better of the two apartments. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
5961 We split the cable bill. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
5962 I'm telling you...this is what happens when you have a loose pet policy when leasing these apartments. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5963 There's a hole in the floor. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
5964 She's also got mineral rights in the basement. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5965 We've outgrown this place. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
5966 Oh he can turn, he just doesn't like that we can see him eye to eye. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5967 I guess he hasn't heard about social distancing. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5968 WHAT DO WE FEED IT? 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5969 Don’t be surprised at his lack of etiquette - he just doesn’t fit in. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5970 But with this view and rent control, we can’t really complain about a few inconveniences. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
5971 I can't understand it. The "Giraffe King" concept didn't excite the networks like I thought. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5972 Our co-op never brought this up! 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
5973 ''I guess that's the new downstairs tenant'' 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
5974 I wondered why the couple who live below us kept asking if we liked to visit the zoo... 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5975 Well, at least it takes up less space than an elephant. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
5976 We only have to feed and water him, the neighbors downstairs have to do poop patrol. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
5977 Thank goodness we're not Freudians. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5978 At least we don't have to clean up the giraffe crap! 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
5979 It's better than her head banging on the floor at all hours, but now I can't see the TV. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
5980 I told you we should look for a place with higher ceilings! 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
5981 Yes, it's awkward, but we're better off than the downstairs neighbors. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
5982 He found out I am a supporter of the Green New Deal. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
5983 I knew we shouldn't have gone co-op. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5984 Looks like the rumors are true, the couple in 7B have a new pet. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5985 I was so much fonder of the idea of an elephant in the room. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
5986 Still better than the rhinos upstairs. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
5987 So is a giraffe the new elephant now? 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
5988 Guess I won't build that fireman's pole after all. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5989 I can tell when he's taking a whiz. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
5990 So, maybe we should get some ferns after all. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
5991 Hey, at least we're one floor up." 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5992 OK as coffee table art, but he clashes with the sofa, don't you think? 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5993 I wish you would stop calling it the elephant in the room. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
5994 A spiral staircase would’ve been cheaper and better. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
5995 I understand he's on a long-term lease. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
5996 I’m worried. He ate the bougainvillea. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
5997 I gotta tell you Phyllis, you've never had luck with picking decorators 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
5998 The previous tenant was able to accommodate me. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
5999 So which hole leads to the kitchen? 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6000 I'm glad I'm not sitting a floor below. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6001 So remind me again, why did we bother getting him his own 65” flat screen for his bedroom?” 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6002 By all means, GO AHEAD! I’ll just sit here and LISTEN to David Attenborough! 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6003 Maybe he’ll leave if we start charging rent... 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6004 Of course they got a giraffe...... 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6005 Where's the remote? 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6006 OK, I get it now. A coffee table would have been much more practical. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6007 That's racist. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6008 Where are we going to put the coffee table? 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6009 Honey, I’m sorry, I just assumed the remote experience package would be more like a webcam. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6010 Right. Apt. 1A couldn't get a cat or dog like everyone else? 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6011 'The tenant below me is a zookeeper.' 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6012 We're lucky. We provide input. Unit 501 gets the output 1.1698 0.06992 53 47 3 3
6013 I think you misunderstood when I said I wanted you to "give me head". 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6014 It's the only place I could find that allows pets. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6015 He told the Vet, he feels as if he is in a rut. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6016 He's right in my way. I can't see the TV! 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6017 Dude, I’m tiring of Wild Kingdom reruns. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6018 Sorry, we are out of plants. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6019 Can you move over? Baseball is coming back any minute.” 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6020 I should´ve stuck my neck up 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6021 Jeez, the condo board will let anyone in these days. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6022 Looks like Marriage Counselling and Veterinary Medicine have finally merged! 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6023 We should let her go in ahead of us." 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6024 We appreciate you sticking your neck out to get us this appointment. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6025 The guy in the downstairs apartment use to work for Toys "R" Us 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6026 When you don't want to put your head in the sand, sometimes your only option is putting your head in the ceiling. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6027 It’s OK, but I still prefer the gerenuk. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6028 I knew it would work out with our decor. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6029 I sent in my resignation to PETA 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6030 At least we don't have to deal with the other end. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6031 I thought your landlord said "No pets." 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6032 When they offered us an extension on our Covid-19 rent deferment, I really didn't see this coming. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6033 With these new apartments, the ceilings just aren't high enough. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6034 2020 version of whack-a-mole? 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6035 The temperature feels like home. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6036 at least we don't have to avoid talking about it,and we can see the TV around it. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6037 Thanks for having us, Jan. Do you know how hard it is to find a throuples therapist? 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6038 I was wondering why the folks downstairs asked if we minded if they got a pet. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6039 Oh, okay, I see the advantage of saying we have a pet. Do we have to feed him? 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6040 You just had to have the apartment next to the park. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6041 That’s the last time we sublet from a zookeeper” 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6042 I thought these new lofts would be a little bit bigger. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6043 I’m glad we bought the abstract-patterned giraffe to complement our paintings. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6044 It is a good thing we opted for the duplex. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6045 She definitely looks like Your Aunt Jerry! 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6046 this is why i'm so obsessed with high ceilings 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6047 You right, George: our apartment is half empty, while Carol's and Bob’s is half full. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6048 Do you think your therapist does this for ALL of her patients introducing new partners? 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6049 He said he would pop in but... 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6050 Why didn't he bring a leafy tree with him? 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6051 You make a better giraffe than a window. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6052 The sixth floor offered more amenities 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6053 Think we could use him as a fireman's pole? 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6054 At a smart 10 million, each unit is tailored to fit every owner. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6055 When they asked us to watch their pet while they were on vacation, I didn't thing they had this in mind! 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6056 I knew something was not right when the landlord first showed us this place and did not explain the hole in the floor. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6057 At least we're not below the blue whale. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6058 Could it at least not block the tv? 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6059 Feeding him isn't nearly as bad as what they need to do down there. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6060 Of course... now you’re able to make the break through. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6061 Be thankful we don't have the tail! 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6062 He was behind Door #2. I didn’t know “Let’s Make a Deal” was still on. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6063 Just few weeks ago they told me about getting a quarantine pet. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6064 Not what we thought they meant by “shared internet cable”... 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6065 Who did you say recommended this marital therapist? 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6066 It was either this or hang the TV from the ceiling. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6067 I knew that hole would be good for something! He looks really comfortable. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6068 Honey, I didn’t mind when you picked him up at the Toys R Us liquidation sale, but why is he so obsessed with Tiger King? 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6069 First she complains about the heels, then the music, then the cooking odors, and now she guilts us into this?! 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6070 I'm waiting for it to address the elephant in the room. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6071 I hear the folks in 1A have it pretty bad. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6072 But will he maintain confidentiality? 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6073 We can't sue the museum for cruelty, he looks cheerful. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6074 I feel sorry for our downstairs neighbor. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6075 I wonder what Darwin would have thought 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6076 I heard our neighbors downstairs have a new therapy pet 1.1698 0.06992 53 47 3 3
6077 We pay extra for high ceilings. Next time we'll get high floors. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6078 But he pays pretty well, for a sublease. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6079 I kept telling you we need to get a house with a high roof but nooo! 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6080 Look on the bright side, we got the happy end of the animal, right? 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6081 I like that you're more of a head-in-the-hole kinda person. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6082 ... and our TV cameras have caught him wearing a mask... . 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6083 This is one of those mixed-use buildings..... 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6084 When you said the waiting room was a zoo, I assumed you meant figuratively, not literally. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6085 As shared art goes, i think we got the better half" 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6086 You say heads or tails, I call heads and I won by a neck 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6087 Is she o. k. with takeout! 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6088 Maybe we should have stuck to non-figurative art. 1.1698 0.04028 53 45 8 0
6089 This is what you meant by joint custody? 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6090 Thought I’d give you a heads up 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6091 Interesting. I've never necked on the couch. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6092 We definitely got the better end of the shared custody agreement. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6093 Hum...I always thought it was supposed to be an elephant.... 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6094 At least he only shares our kitchen. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6095 And the garden is on the lower level. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6096 Geofry, haven't seen you since our ToyR Us Day! 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6097 That’s not what I was thinking when they said he was housebroken. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6098 Our new neighbor is giraffing me crazy! 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6099 This apartment is becoming a pain in the neck. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6100 I thought you said the Airbnb had to be pet friendly. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6101 You know, it's a real pain in the neck when you don't knock. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6102 Is it just me, or is it like a zoo in here? 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6103 Our neighbours below the should have acquired a smaller pet ! 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6104 We HAVE to talk to the wild animal trainer downstairs, this is nuts. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6105 One man's ceiling is another man's floor show. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6106 I get it now. This is why you needed a two story apartment. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6107 They said they'd chip-in on our rent if we'd share our space with him. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6108 At least we don’t have to worry whether he’s crate trained. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6109 Can we rethink the pod? 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6110 Reality TV has gone viral! 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6111 This really seems to help with his fear of heights. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6112 People adopting baby animals at the beginning of quarantine, like... 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6113 YOU never advocate for me here. At least HE'S willing to stick his neck out. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6114 Authenticity is all good and well, but sometimes I wish we'd just gone with the Hemingway Coffee Table(TM) and the Dinesen box set. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6115 I knew we should have put a rug there. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6116 To be fair, he really is too tall for that downstairs apartment. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6117 I guess that we should order some Mimosa and Acacia leaves pretty soon! 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6118 The farnsworth's are back from Africa. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6119 G. RAFFE FOR MY NECK APPOINTMENT 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6120 Let’s assume the apartment below does not have the 12 foot ceilings.” 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6121 oh ya... I forgot to mention they built this condo over the kids zoo enclosure...but, we do get $50 off each month if we feed him. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6122 So much for the tolerant left. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6123 I didn’t want to share my password. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6124 Where's your mask? 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6125 Is this part of the Green Revolution? 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6126 I don't know why wouldn't 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6127 I told the movers to mount it on the wall. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6128 They told the co-op board she was part of their extended family. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6129 Don’t worry, he’ll move out as soon as he finds a place in a high-rise.” 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6130 He’s always sticking his nose in our business. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6131 I know she's lonely, but please stop inviting Patricia over for movie night. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6132 You see? This is what happens when they allow tenants to have pets. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6133 These government spy programs are getting silly. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6134 I've had it up to "there" with our neighbors. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6135 What’s up? 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6136 This is what happens when you have a “no dogs” policy. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6137 Could you pet-sit for a week?" they said 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6138 At least we are not in a cage. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6139 It was a mistake to invite him for supper 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6140 Let's hope it's just growing pains! 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6141 I guess the circus is back in town. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6142 Don’t worry, in New York she has air rights. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6143 Can you imagine what it is like in the apartment below? 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6144 Oh, great. Now you’re going to want to talk about the giraffe in the room, aren’t you? 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6145 I think they'll pay double what anybody else will pay. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6146 Apparently our building was on top of African savannah. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6147 We spend quiet time together 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6148 You might be right, there's no good ice fishing in New York. 1.1698 0.04846 53 46 6 1
6149 Calm down, Earl... your delicious acacia nilotica dinner is already up to the 24th floor. We're tracking it live, so quit the whining... It'll be here in no time, big guy. We have Amazon Prime, remember, so dry those big eyes of yours, kay? 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6150 It's getting awfully expensive to keep the extra apartment for our pet giraffe. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6151 Maybe "overlooking the zoo" wasn't what we should have been looking for in an apartment. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6152 This is why I've always lived in a duplex. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6153 At least we get 15% of the AirBnb profits. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6154 Of course it's a little more expensive, but I like to think of the organic fire pole as an investment in the environment. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6155 I think he should get the penthouse and we should get our money back. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6156 Giraffe-hole. It has a ring to it. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6157 Rents are falling yes, but I had no idea they had dropped this much. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6158 My pet tiger preference is going to keep us in the friendship zone, isn’t it. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6159 It's nice of you to stop by to watch television with us but maybe your hole was mis measured as you are blocking our view. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6160 If we had a dog for a pet, it would fit downstairs. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6161 Well, at least we don’t live downstairs. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6162 Maybe getting the duplex wasn't such a great idea. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6163 Doesn’t the picture on the left look like Bart Simpson? 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6164 The nature documentaries are getting next level these days. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6165 Well, on the bright side, at least we don’t live downstairs. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6166 See, that's what I mean by sticking your neck out for me. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6167 I hope our lease has an endangered species escape clause. 1.1698 0.04846 53 46 6 1
6168 Now that the elephant has been dealt with... 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6169 Looks like an escapee from Giraffic Park! 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6170 Hello! Can I isolate myself here? " 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6171 My guess is, she likes our view 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6172 He’s no art critic. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6173 Whoa man! This is going in my next poetry-reading set. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6174 He’s on the lookout for final straws. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6175 Makes you long for the days of Gladys Kravitz, doesn't it? 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6176 They turned this apartment building into a holy place so the Zooish could live here. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6177 Enough binging of the Nature Channel, let's watch the Tiger King instead. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6178 Looks like the McGiraffes have outgrown their apartment. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6179 So much for 8 foot ceilings 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6180 True. This IS bigger than the rabbit ears we had, but I'm not sure the reception is any better. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6181 Well, at least you can't accuse him of butting in. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6182 Hey, bro, she's like blocking the TV. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6183 We talked through the elephant but I feel like there's something you're still not telling me. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6184 Don't worry you guys, my team and I will find you tenants ASAP. great space, great lighting and refine artwork. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6185 Nice, but shouldn't we have it in the kitchen as the Beasleys do? 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6186 Sure, it’s distracting, but the view is much worse downstairs. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6187 We should have read more closely the easement provision in our condo deed! 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6188 In return, they promise not to say anything about our elephant. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6189 Honey, we need to address the giraffe in the room. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6190 ...and I got a Rhino faucet in the kitchen. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6191 Well, the realtor did say the apartment came with a partial view of the Central Park Zoo. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6192 I told you the Noahs' moved in downstairs. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6193 Ed downstairs asked if I would let him stretch out for awhile. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6194 The neighbors are big fans of Tiger King 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6195 You wouldn’t listen. But I told you these apartments have subpar low ceilings. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6196 Do you think it will need more headroom? 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6197 The mayor's plan to develop the real estate of the zoo with another floor is quiet original. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6198 Too bad Toys 'R Us didn't take it when they went filed for Chapter 11. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6199 Now all the animals are lining up to take the Human Quarantine Safari. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6200 Now, I understand why the rent was so cheap! 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6201 I told you this city was a zoo. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6202 I think it's trying to give us a heads up. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6203 It makes me feel safer. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6204 I know a lot of these tall, leggy blondes all look alike, but she's always stood out from the herd. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6205 Is this the new art piece or the new neighbor? 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6206 They did tell us he was a multi species therapist. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6207 I told you we should've moved into the building with the high ceilings... 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6208 I thought you had meant it metaphorically! 1.1698 0.06992 53 47 3 3
6209 Downstairs, they don't let him watch Tiger King. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6210 The real estate agent did say that we were near a zoo. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6211 Maybe we could buy him his own television as a gift. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6212 Maybe he’s just looking for his friends 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6213 I think this place is a little too pet friendly. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6214 I wish we'd mentioned the elephant... 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6215 I told you our downstairs neighbor was an upstanding creature! 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6216 Evelyn, now are you happy that we paid more rent for the second floor? 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6217 I'm a branch-level vegan. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6218 First elephants and now this! 1.1698 0.06992 53 47 3 3
6219 I think he likes Cuomo’s family stories more than we do. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6220 They're fattening him up for Christmas! 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6221 This is my favorite nosey neighbor! 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6222 When we bought into "High-Rise", I had no idea how far they would take it. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6223 Well I'll be! The elusive glory hole giraffe! 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6224 I swear I heard the seller say there was a ‘bit of a draft’ in this unit. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6225 I can't help this feeling there's something you're not telling me, you know, like an elephant in the room. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6226 Larry, could you move to your right a bit? I can't read the captions. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6227 We just have to feed it. The Joneses handle the litter box. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6228 The downstairs neighbors got the short end of the stick when we agreed to the zoo's domestication request. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6229 . . . well yes but what about the couple downstairs 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6230 Looks like he got the loft apartment 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6231 I thought the condo association rule on pets was no more than one floor in height. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6232 David Attenborough is doing another of his african documentaries 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6233 The top floor apartment has an ostrich's head sticking out of the ceiling. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6234 Are you thinking what I'm thinking about replacing our satellite dish with a pair of antennas? 1.1698 0.06992 53 47 3 3
6235 Should we just give them our HBO login? 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6236 I don't have the heart to tell him that the only Toys R Us store left open is in Jersey. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6237 I told you we should have just gotten a cat. 1.1698 0.06992 53 47 3 3
6238 I think the neighbors may be using our cable. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6239 I wish I had looked at the picture of the tree I ordered on Amazon. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6240 the downstairs guy said he'd like to stick a neck in from time to time 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6241 wow, you're right. She does see the animals on the tv. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6242 this is the worst glory hole ever 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6243 She's spotted something else! 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6244 No thanks, I’m just browsing. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6245 He would have been perfectly camouflaged if he didn't have those spots. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6246 No Pets Allowed" deprives me of my constitutional rights 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6247 See? I told you it was better than cable. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6248 I guess they should've kept this old loft building the way it originally was... 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6249 Of course, I had to get my lawyer involved, but the co-op board has agreed to review the pet policy. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6250 Oh for the good old days when it was whack a mole. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6251 My Sophie the giraffe is all grown up too. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6252 This is not the “G hole” I was thinking of. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6253 Well, at least we don't have to empty the litter box. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6254 It does make pruning the plants easier. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6255 And all this time I thought he was telling us to quiet down. 1.1698 0.04846 53 46 6 1
6256 Ugh, what a zoo watching the news has turned into! 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6257 Good thing we live in a high-rise. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6258 The Realtor warned us we’d have to compromise to get on the top floor during a pandemic. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6259 Remember Julie, it's your turn to clean the wine cellar 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6260 Just don’t forget to switch channels before the lions show up. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6261 They're herbivorous, have three hearts, and won't pay for cable. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6262 Let's just think of it as our own piece of Africa." 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6263 I'll call Rusty! 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6264 That’s a stretch for a comfort animal 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6265 Well, It’s certainly abstract. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6266 Well, who thought giraffes would present a challenge in urban living? 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6267 It was your idea to share a duplex with a giraffe. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6268 I think it gives the room a kind of retro '80's,Toys 'R Us, aesthetic. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6269 We were here first, waiting for over an hour, now he pops up in front of us. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6270 I told you we should've taken the ground floor apartment. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6271 If we had a cat, we wouldn't have to ask our downstairs neighbor to clean the litter box. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6272 The building allows pets? 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6273 I guess the view from the zoo is better in our living room! 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6274 Did you ever hear from those people downstairs? 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6275 At least it's not in the sand. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6276 Darling, don’t you think we should order more leafy greens? 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6277 He’s head and shoulders above our other pets. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6278 On the other hand, we haven't heard a peep from upstairs." 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6279 There are benefits to serving on the Board of Directors of this building's Homeowner's Association. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6280 I see the giraffe whisperer downstairs, is bringing his work home again." 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6281 I meant to tell you... a giraffe moved in downstairs. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6282 I guess the cord wasn't the only thing he cut... 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6283 The old green waste container didn’t block the tv 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6284 So, I guess this is what they meant on the listing when they said every apartment has roof rights. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6285 This art gallery has a petting zoo downstairs 1.1698 0.05544 53 47 4 2
6286 Oh calm down, he’s in the bubble 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6287 When I ordered our rug in giraffe print, the pictures online certainly didn't do justice. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6288 Her name is Alexa. I got her on Amazon. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6289 32% of Americans can’t make rent so my landlord put a zoo in downstairs. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6290 How much longer is the zoo keeper working from home? 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6291 You gotta learn from the camel and the tent story. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6292 Its true. One size fits all 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6293 I have the weirdest boner 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6294 Well they did say to bring the outdoors in. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6295 And my upstairs neighbor is an ostrich, but you can't beat the rent... 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6296 The animal shelter was out of puppies due to coronavirus 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6297 we’ve got to do something about the downstairs neighbor 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6298 Apparently animals can’t get COVID-19, so I thought he’d be good company. 1.1698 0.04028 53 45 8 0
6299 I get that you’re feeling low Bianca, but affirmations in the mirror seemed to work last time. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6300 I'm really sticking my neck out for the new neighbours. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6301 How many hooves do we have to stay apart? 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6302 I thought it was just the sheep taking over during Covid, but I guess not... 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6303 It was either a through-the-roof price or a through-the-floor giraffe. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6304 Geoffrey living the best life while his retail buddies sweat out the pandemic 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6305 Sounds like the chili cheese we fed it earlier is finally teaching them a lesson about installing giraffes without permission 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6306 Your attempts to impress me used to be more tasteful. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6307 Hey Earl. Acacia is in the fridge. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6308 It said "Hamster" on wish.com 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6309 I don’t remember the co-op board approving their move here! 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6310 I just don’t think floors are built the same these days. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6311 We have become one with nature. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6312 Oh! Here's my mask! 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6313 My neighbors, the Noah’s, have their own unique way of small talking about the weather forecast. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6314 Maybe. But can we just try it in the corner to see how it looks? 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6315 I had a feeling the view was better up here 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6316 At first I thought they said we'd won "A free car!" 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6317 Let’s hope the upstairs neighbour decides to pay the Netflix subscription. I have the feeling it might be an elephant. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6318 Nothing to complain, in the long run benefits of co-op ownership will outweigh acacia leaves spending. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6319 You're such good neighbours 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6320 - I miss when our neighbour was allowed to travel abroad... - He seems to adapt well though. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6321 It’s really a conversation piece. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6322 When I agreed to watch Tiger King with you, I didn't think it would be a gateway drug...... 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6323 I’m sorry, honey. But you know how much he likes watching The English Patient.” #giraffeandchil 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6324 Downstairs neighbors missed the ark 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6325 I don’t think the zoo was meant for take-away 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6326 I’d try stuffing him back down, but he’s emotionally weight bearing. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6327 What’s this now? 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6328 What should we buy next if we receive another stimulus package 1.1698 0.06992 53 47 3 3
6329 It's all the newest rage in high-rise living. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6330 I still think we should take it back to IKEA. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6331 They knew it was hard to get ahead in this city. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6332 Oh that’s what they meant by duplex ! 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6333 Listen, this Jeff Koons collaboration with the neighbor downstairs has become a bit too real. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6334 The other option was the floor below with the genitals 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6335 Huh... I thought the soaring 12ft ceilings would be enough 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6336 —A giraffe or a Duane Hanson? 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6337 Perfect timing. We’ve completely run out of shows to watch. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6338 Howdy neighbour just thought I'd pop in 1.1698 0.03549 53 47 5 1
6339 At least our neighbor isn't the Tiger King. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6340 Remember when it was just karaoke? 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6341 A room with a (high) view 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6342 I guess I can make heads of it, Karen 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6343 I don’t think that’s six feet. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6344 Does this still count as social distancing? 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6345 Can I pet it? 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6346 If another giraffe comes thru the floor, i swear we are moving! 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6347 Brown cow? Stunning! 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6348 Why didn’t we get a dog...? 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6349 2020 is going to take two-long-two swallow 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6350 When did the HOA start allowing pets? 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6351 Why didn’t they warn us about the downstairs neighbors? 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6352 it’s fine, she’s just here to take a break from her kids 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6353 This is an unusual neighborhood policy 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6354 I still don’t regret this purchase. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6355 Dear, why are we armless? 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6356 Hey, Grab me a soda while you are down there. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6357 Well, they warned us it was an adjoining room 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6358 I thought it was funny when she said ceiling’s high enough for the giraffe. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6359 The breeder said this was a 'teacup giraffe', didn't she? 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6360 Didn't they say no pets allowed 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6361 Still, better than fifty-eight weasels in a trenchcoat." @irissmyles @j.a.k. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6362 the disadvebtages le dressing on the dark 1.1698 0.05544 53 47 4 2
6363 I'm sure it stated "giraffs with mask only". 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6364 I thought you said rug 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6365 #giraffeceiling 1.1698 0.06992 53 47 3 3
6366 It’s just like being in Kenya, and the Wifi is free too. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6367 Yes, the hay is expensive, but the view is much better. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6368 Oh, looks like the Johnsons got another giraffe... 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6369 Darling are you sure everything else was sold out at the pet store? “.. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6370 Can you change the channel? I don't like to see the Animal Channel, too close to home 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6371 To be fair, the listing did say skylight included. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6372 Define "roommate" 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6373 Your Amazon Prime package is here 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6374 Oh, I wasn't paid for such a natural acting in this documentary 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6375 You know, lately I’ve just been feeling like nobody looks up to me. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6376 And I had started to like our downstairs neighbours. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6377 Where's our coffee table? 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6378 Wonder if Carole Baskins will come after our neighbor? 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6379 Craigslist? 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6380 I don't think we have to address the elephant in the room. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6381 I originally wanted the conversation piece to be an elephant, but I was afraid everyone would ignore it. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6382 Darling, there’s a big difference between an airy apartment and one that’s ‘giraffe-ty’... 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6383 Seems the rubber ring part will arrive next week 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6384 I told you getting this new breed of dog was a bad idea 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6385 The vet below is really branching out.. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6386 The neighbor's came back from Safari last week. This is Bob. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6387 the downstairs neighbors weren’t kidding when they said we’d be seeing a lot of them 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6388 I'm sorry babe, I SWEAR I heard them say the whole room was gear af" 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6389 I understand that all of the lofts were rented." 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6390 I’d redirect your attention to the elephant in the room but... 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6391 Woah, planet earth just gets better and better 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6392 And I thought Jimmy was tall. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6393 Geoffrey says a final goodbye to long time fellow shelved toys and finds a new home with loving humans. Feels like a kid again... 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6394 I'm not thr one with issues here, Darlene 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6395 😂Now I understand what you meant by “a safer alternative to necking.”🙌 1.1698 0.06992 53 47 3 3
6396 Honestly, I’m too distracted by the giraffe to even get into the elephant in the room 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6397 Sustainable Architecture at its highest level 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6398 Forget about the coffee table book 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6399 'hole-y cow'? 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6400 I thought you said the name on the mailbox was 'Farnum'... 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6401 We need to talk about the giraffe in the other room 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6402 I hadn’t realized there were giraffes in the city before the skyscrapers went up. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6403 This is the brand new Rorschach test, I guess 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6404 Not much better in the upside down. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6405 Err, hey guys. I’m gonna stick my neck out on this one...but I think we need to talk about raising the rental ceiling in this building.. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6406 Can’t you see he’s tearing us apart?! 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6407 EYES WIDE SHUT 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6408 Do you ever wonder what it’s looking at? 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6409 You’re right! This does make it seem like we’re really there 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6410 She REALLY needs a Shrink. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6411 Am I blocking your view? 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6412 I guess the Elephant had the day off. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6413 Those paintings on the wall are terrible 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6414 Giraffe is the new elephant 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6415 I never thought I’d miss Chad and Brody. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6416 I'm glad we didn't try indoor gardening. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6417 We should really finish that game of Jumanji. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6418 Oh, everything’s cage-free nowadays... 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6419 This is not what I meant when I said we’d share our Netflix account Gerald. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6420 ... so this is what the hole is all about... 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6421 Idk how long the next one’s going to be 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6422 It was a choice between a deal on the rent and feed the landlord's exotic pet, or free rent but be in charge of clean-up in the basement suite. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6423 You have to giraffe. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6424 it’s been pretty humid for the past few days huh? 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6425 The elephant in the room(s) is getting much stranger. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6426 Hotels really have had to reinvent themselves. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6427 Better than the tap dancers from upstairs. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6428 Joey downstairs redecorating again? 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6429 You don’t want to know what the hole on his floor is used for. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6430 At least some of us are not afraid of sticking our neck out and having an opinion 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6431 First, I want to say thanks for joining my OnlyFans 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6432 I think we outgrew each other 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6433 You can’t underestimate having a neighbour who’s willing to stick their neck out for you 1.1698 0.04456 53 48 3 2
6434 Wow, apartment 6A is MUCH nicer 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6435 I told you! This business is really accommodating of everyone’s needs 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6436 Look on the bright side, at least it’s not the man eating snake again” 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6437 It’s okay, I saw someone do it on TikTok. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6438 ( ) " uuhh.. boss, I thought you said this what is a human ONLY porno. 1.1698 0.06992 53 47 3 3
6439 I didn’t realize it would be a problem when we moved above the petting zoo. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6440 The elephant in the room is on a quarantine-cation 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6441 The local zoo had a sale on adopting a work-from-home buddy. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6442 Maybe, it's just a cake. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6443 He’s from downstairs. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6444 I really love having the new neighbors over, but we’re spending a fortune on drywall. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6445 Glory, glory Hole-e-lujah! 1.1698 0.06992 53 47 3 3
6446 Real party animals tonight. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6447 Is that a giraffe in the room or did I macro dose? 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6448 I know it’s called a high rise, but this is ridiculous 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6449 I suppose it was a stretch to think we’d get our security deposit back. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6450 He thought it was a duplex 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6451 It's rent controlled 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6452 Nasty ear wax. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6453 Giraffe to do that? 1.1698 0.06992 53 47 3 3
6454 So, you wanna neck, or what? 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6455 I'm just glad we won't be the ones cleaning up after him. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6456 We’ve been holed up at home for far too long 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6457 I feel sorry for downstairs, at least we got the top half 1.1698 0.06992 53 47 3 3
6458 @MyNewYorkerCartoon Colonel Mustard downstairs just couldn't pull the trigger on his last safari. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6459 C’mon honey, I can’t ask him to pay rent, I’ve known him since high school 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6460 The downstairs neighbors are taking the Lion King movie night a bit too far. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6461 It’s funny, as a kid I thought being neighbors with the Ringling brothers would be awesome. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6462 - “Honey, they’re on the sofa again!” 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6463 Oops gotta go. Something important just came up. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6464 We should get a tv for our bathroom too, honey 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6465 It’s your turn to feed her 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6466 She’s really sticking her neck out on this one 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6467 Honey, I'm not sure this centerpiece goes with our wall art. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6468 ... and then the neighbour told me to "wind my neck in". The cheek! 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6469 This new COVID test is complicated 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6470 I knew getting the bundle was a mistake. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6471 I can’t believe she still hasn’t finished The Sopranos 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6472 It was either this or the 5th floor walk up 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6473 Neckst please! 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6474 Just looking for some new Netflix recommendations 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6475 OK, so maybe I didn’t make such a great deal selling our air rights. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6476 Hun, no more 3D printing from now on! 1.1698 0.06992 53 47 3 3
6477 See I told you an emotional support giraffe was possible in a NY apartment 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6478 Giraffin’ Around 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6479 They never said anything about not sticking your neck upward. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6480 I wish I was taller. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6481 ‘First the WiFi, now this’ 1.1698 0.06992 53 47 3 3
6482 When they said the apartment was ADA compliant, this isn't what I imagined 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6483 ‘I thought you said your mom cleared the room’ 1.1698 0.04028 53 45 8 0
6484 Honey, looks like the downstairs neighbors showed up early to dinner tonight 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6485 The neighbors are always sticking their nose in our business. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
6486 "'Don't worry about Doolittle, he's a doctor,' the condo board said. Humph." 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6487 The realtor really fooled us with the 'extraordinary view, pets allowed'. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6488 I still say that FaceTime would have been a less intrusive option. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6489 I was fine with sharing the WiFi, but this is ridiculous! 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6490 I told you to go out and play! 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6491 First it was a mouse. Then a rat. And now this! 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6492 Ignore the elephant in the room. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6493 I don't like how he keeps poking his nose into our business. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6494 Got leaves? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6495 Meet the new president of the condo board. 1.1667 0.04766 54 47 6 1
6496 ‘Yeah - I ordered it off the Wish app for $23.’ 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6497 That real estate agent really over sold the high ceilings downstairs 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
6498 So I guess Dave did go on that pet adoption roulette website... 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6499 So, this is the new trend in interior design eh? 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
6500 Sweetie, I knew our landlord is a little screw about the George of the Jungle... But how did he put that into! I am not going to feed it! 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6501 Hey up in front! I hate being the short guy. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6502 I remind you that we voted for ethnic openness for the building. 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
6503 Now we don’t have to move to the suburbs. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
6504 Break and enter, hun! They could probably get 4 or 5 knees on that neck! 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
6505 I told you we needed more lettuce. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
6506 It seemed higher before I stood on all fours. 1.1607 0.04613 56 49 6 1
6507 Down in front!! 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6508 Why did we agree to walk their new pet? 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6509 We'll need to go with artificial plants. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6510 He plays infield in my baseball league. He loves pop-ups. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6511 You think they would mind if we feed him? 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6512 At least this splits our rent three ways. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6513 Awkward, sure. But it’s still better than the constant banging. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
6514 Sharing our Netflix account was a terrible idea. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6515 I wanted a pony. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6516 At least I'm not in the apartment below. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
6517 I thought once she went to college it would just be you, me and the coffee table. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6518 So much for a deluxe apartment in the sky. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6519 Look, we can't complain too much after what Moley did last year. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6520 And I thought the shelter-in-place was long... 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6521 John really stuck his neck out this time. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6522 Sorry, my GPS is a bit spotty... 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
6523 The new downstairs neighbors seem a bit on the wild side. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6524 The Vet, downstairs, must have run out of masks too! 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6525 Do you still have Terminix number handy? 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6526 I’m glad you climaxed and all but I told you it wasn’t me. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6527 ‘You got to admit: it sure beats beats being in the basement!’ 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
6528 He’s always been ahead of the rest. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6529 I swear if they don't replace our house plants, I'm going to give Shorty a laxative. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6530 So much for getting the top floor so you aren't bothered by noise from the neighbors upstairs? 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6531 I honestly thought the name "SoHo Savanna on Spring Street" was suspiciously too alliterative. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6532 When the realtor said "there's one caveat" I just never expected it to be too bad. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6533 Our days to feed her are Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6534 I'm sorry damn it! This is the only way we can keep him! 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6535 Our next apartment will be a “loft apartment “. 1.1600 0.07205 50 45 2 3
6536 It’s called it’s called 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6537 Still, it’s better than the old neighbors next door with the baboon whose butt didn’t fit in their apartment. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6538 When our neighbor asked to share a Netflix account, I didn't realize this is what he meant 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6539 A t least it's not an elephant in the room ! 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6540 These are the best brownies yet! 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6541 You're right, this must have been a firehouse at one time. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6542 This isn't what I had in mind when the ad said, "You'll have a roughly 11x9 room (plus closet) that shares a bathroom with 1 other." 1.1600 0.07205 50 45 2 3
6543 Why did they include this in the stimulus bill? 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6544 Please just let us give you our password, Gary. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6545 That reminds me ... we forgot to send Uncle Kareem a birthday card 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6546 So now they want litter that clumps. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
6547 I was expecting our seamless order. But this is just as good, I guess 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6548 Ask him if he’s seen the channel changer. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6549 We shouldn't have upgraded our big screen. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6550 When do you think we can move our Acacia tree back into the living room? 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6551 We can finally afford to live downtown and everyone starts coming out of the woodwork. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6552 The neighbors down stairs take care of the rest of our pet 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6553 Zoo pets have gotten out ofhand. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6554 Well, now I understand why the price was right. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6555 it is a pet free apartment house isn't it 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6556 This is retaliation for the indoor mini golf. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6557 Hi, I'm your new neighbour downstairs! 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6558 Upstairs neighbors: If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6559 Every time I see her now I get weak in the knees. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6560 He stuck his neck out 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6561 Are we on the right floor? 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6562 Time to go rug shopping. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6563 No kidding, her name is Roses. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
6564 Just act natural. I told you our bankruptcy attorney had a lot of celebrity clients. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6565 We really need to talk to the condo board about the list of approved pets. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6566 All the fun of a giraffe; none of the exhaust. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6567 Thank god they did a two-floor conversion below us! 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6568 And some people are concerned about the hole in the wall. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6569 We really should have taught her to pee outside. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6570 I am not an ostrich! 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
6571 Not African Safari, dear! It'll leave if you turn the channel to Pheasants Forever. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
6572 See, I told you he wouldn't like the drawings 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6573 I know it's unfair. We feed it, and downstairs they have to deal with the consequences. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6574 Next time I'll order a can instead of a long neck. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
6575 Apparently he's the only therapist in town who bills himself as a neckshrinker. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6576 i thought we ordered a elephant but we got a giraffe in the floor 1.1600 0.03897 50 43 7 0
6577 okay babe, i'm gonna stop you right there. this is the deal: love me, love my girory hole 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6578 I grew up in Long Neck, Delaware, had a happy childhood and never one minute of regression." 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6579 Giraffes are immune. They don’t need masks. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6580 I thought they said cats only. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6581 I hope our neighbors downstairs don't expect us to feed it. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6582 Wow! I've never seen a giraffe close up before. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6583 Why does the giraffe always get to choose the show ? 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
6584 Would you please tell them about the no pets policy? 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6585 I like it so much more on this floor. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6586 Not my first guess, you? 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
6587 Moving on up, to the Eastside... Would you please pass the pie? 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6588 Mother always said New York is a big zoo. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6589 They’re right behind me, aren’t they? 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6590 Someone said there is some really special vegetation up here. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6591 It’s temporary until I get security cameras. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6592 It belongs to the guy down stairs' 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6593 Would you mind changing the channel 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6594 Is that a giraffe glory hole! 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
6595 It’s the HOA dues that really bother me. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6596 Great. Now we have to add bushes to our house. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6597 I regret spending $17 million for the scribbles of Banksy's infant child. Also, there seems to be a giraffe in our living room, as if some omniscient spirit was waiting for me to make a lazy punchline about it. 1.1600 0.07205 50 45 2 3
6598 This is NOT what I meant when I suggested necking ! 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6599 I’m just saying we should have taken a moment when the broker said, ‘If you don’t mind living over a giraffe it’s a great deal.’ 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6600 Yeah, but she's really not bothering anybody. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6601 Must be nice not having to take the stairs. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6602 I tried putting him in the kitchen, but he kept eating all the kale. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
6603 I don’t know what the neighbors are complaining about. Other than the cost of feeding him, the pet sharing thing has worked out great. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6604 Wonder what the folks downstairs are watching 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
6605 It's not really a solution--still I'd rather have this end than the other. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6606 We've never spoken about his mutism. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6607 I can't believe they're making us do this. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6608 What floor are we on? 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
6609 Should have sealed that hole properly when you got rid of the ceiling fan downstairs. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6610 Imagine if we lived on the first floor. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6611 What's with this guy anyway? Is he antisocial or something? 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6612 Well, you can't just flush them, can you? 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6613 Hey buddy! You already own two floors! 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6614 Last time I take one of those long spotted pills. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6615 Told you I didn’t want to watch Out of Africa! 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6616 Can you please move your head to the right...you are blocking my view 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
6617 To think we complained about that toddler running around in 4G. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6618 I am a little worried about the siphonophore next door. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6619 Have you been downstairs? 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6620 Just because we're eye-to-eye doesn't mean we're not all at the same level. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6621 On reflection, the Duplex Pet Plan's 'premium-end' subscription seems like a no-brainer..... 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
6622 It’s nice of you to visit but where is your mask? 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
6623 Holy Shit!!! 1.1600 0.04832 50 44 5 1
6624 At least it's not as bad as that time the upstairs neighbor's bathtub overflowed. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6625 What if we got him a hat? 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6626 Nice! He is always sticking his neck out for others 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6627 Our neighbors are growing up before our eyes. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
6628 Imagine what the folks downstairs are dealing with 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6629 Well, it’s an improvement over the baboon upstairs. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6630 I don't know. There's something about Mike Pence. He just can't get enough. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6631 He did mention popping up for a visit. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6632 Imagine that that giraffe is doin' it right now. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6633 I told you this condo had low ceilings. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6634 Is this for real or have we been watching too many nature shows on TV 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6635 This isn’t quite what I imagined, when we voted to allow pets in the condo association. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6636 Well, I guess it’s better than the view downstairs! 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6637 Way better than April cam. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6638 We never had this issue with the elephant. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6639 It’s better than all that banging 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6640 Well, at least we got the top part. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6641 I'm glad we got this end; I'd hate to be the folks below us. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
6642 I told you eight foot ceilings were too low. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6643 All the lofts must be taken 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6644 I'm really starting to second guess the deal we made with Frank downstairs. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6645 I’m very sorry the Zookeeper is quarantined 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6646 You would think once in awhile they would rent to some nice alligators 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6647 You owe me $5. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6648 Nature, tonight; tomorrow, Dirty Jobs 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
6649 An okapi would have been better for the duplex. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6650 Sure, he's a pervert, but he's a gifted one. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6651 My Geoffrey loves it! Did I tell you this place used to be a fire station? 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6652 OK, OK. we promise to keep the noise down .. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6653 Hey Etta, look, I know you're mad at us for watching that nature show, but can we just stop it with all the true crime? You've made your point. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6654 Told you the new tenants are a bunch of riff 'raffe. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
6655 At least the Anderson's got the Elephant 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6656 Contemporary art has gone too far. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6657 When they said that therapy could be a tall order, I didn't expect this. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6658 I told you he was too big for the apartment. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6659 Oh dear, another escapee from Giraffic Park! 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6660 At least he’s unable to reach the remote. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6661 I think he's looking for the dining room. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6662 Honey do you think he came down from Upstairs or up from Downstairs? 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6663 So I say to myself, "Questions? What could I not know about house-sitting a condo in Manhattan?" 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6664 He looks taller than they do on TV. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6665 I knew it was a mistake to invite him to movie night 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6666 I don't care how spoiled Stretch was, I'm not climbing to the tree tops for his leaves. 1.1600 0.03897 50 43 7 0
6667 Before we sign we should talk about some ground rules. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6668 We finally addressed the elephant in the room, and now this?!? 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6669 The WiFi downstairs is a bit spotty. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6670 We should put a rug there. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6671 A giraffic view! 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
6672 Babe, what's Zuckerberg doing here again? 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6673 I swore I heard Carole Baskin moved into 15D?? 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6674 I thought we talked about subletting our flat 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6675 I told you this office s committed to diversity 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6676 Well you’re the one who said she could stay up past her bedtime. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6677 You’re sure he said Giraffe? 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
6678 Now I just need to find another giraffe, and I’ll be ready. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6679 Should we address the presumptuous and unaware orange head in the room? 🔥 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
6680 Nature is healing 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6681 Sorry for barging in, but I saw the open house sign. Need a break from the zoo. I’ll take it! 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6682 I figure we can charge him five hundred a month. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6683 I don’t think we should be watching the Discovery Channel when he’s here. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6684 We’re stuck with him until international flights open up. Then he’s off backpacking in Europe. Until then it’s a compromise. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6685 Just because I have a hole doesn't mean you can get into it whenever you want. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
6686 Now we know why we got a deal on the rent 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6687 I knew it was rough for Toys R Us before 2020 but ummm ... think he’s been tested? 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6688 No one considers those who have to social distance vertically 1.1600 0.07205 50 45 2 3
6689 when they told us: ‘all you have to do now is sign on the dotted line’, I wasn’t picturing this at all. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6690 Thanks for inviting me to your viewing party! 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6691 Honey for the last time, I thought it was a ‘virtual’ adoption plan 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6692 Toto, sit! We can't see! 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6693 Honey !can you believe it’s not wearing a mask ?! What a shame !? 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6694 The zoning required multi-family units. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6695 The add online said it came with 12 foot ceilings. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6696 So it seems there's a literal loop hole to the "no pets" policy. We are truly living in Trumps America, oh the horror! 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6697 🦒”Oh my darling; this is the most unusual looking coffee table; where on earth would I place my coffee cup?” 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6698 Modern art really has gotten too commercial 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6699 Wait til you meet the upstairs neighbors 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6700 It’s Sophie the giraffe but for adults 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6701 Excuse me, your blocking the tv 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6702 The inter-dimensional giraffe really does tie the room together. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6703 Our gages healed 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6704 This should solve our pesky tall leafy tree problem. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6705 You know the rules: he who chews cud cannot choose the channel 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6706 Giraffe and chill? 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
6707 The apartment has 2 bedrooms, 1 bath and 1.5 living rooms 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6708 Can’t we just give him the password? 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6709 I wonder why they replaced the elephant in the room with a giraffe?” Honey, it’s 2020.... 🦒 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6710 A piece of art... 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6711 That odd feeling interacting with neighbors for the first time in 30 years 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6712 You wanted to understand the difference between equal and equitable, right? 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6713 I wasn’t even comfortable with the elephant in the room 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6714 Does that come out of our deposit or his? 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6715 Was your mom made of glass, the TV is on. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6716 I told you we'd misheard the realtor when she said "room with a view".. 1.1600 0.02020 50 44 6 0
6717 You wanted to expand our social circle. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6718 He’s on a growth spurt 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6719 You never said you were inviting your Ex 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6720 He just wants to break through the ceiling. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6721 Oh, I find this part of the Human Zoo especially interesting. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6722 He saw an ad for Headspace. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
6723 This city is giraffing me crazy 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6724 I told you this would happen one day.” 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6725 It’s a table AND a pet.” @bigpapapee 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
6726 This new Animal Crossing update is wild. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
6727 I can cross off horns of a dilemma. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6728 Do you still want me to mend it, dear Liza? 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6729 And it wouldn’t bother me except for his constant spoilers. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6730 Wear a mask 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
6731 I guess this is why the rent is so low. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6732 And this way she can watch TV with us. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6733 So the taxidermist made a mistake. He's human. Let's move on. 1.1600 0.07205 50 45 2 3
6734 Ok ,so I guess we should talk about the giraffe in the room 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6735 This is not what I expected when they said the neighbors are nosy. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6736 Some neck on you lad!!! G'wan, go home.. (irish slang) 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6737 Eh what’s up doc? Or I guess I made a wrong turn in Albuquerque. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6738 He makes a better wall than a window. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6739 Well, I'm glad we're finally talking to someone professional about the giraffe in the room! 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6740 I know this is our floor, but I know he’s in his restroom so this still feels like voyeurism. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
6741 Cut her some slack; she’s carrying the weight of the world on her shoulders. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6742 I know Fauci is putting his neck on the line for all Americans, but I didn’t realize he was moving in with us 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
6743 No wonder they don’t take insurance. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6744 Honey,I'm home! 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
6745 It’s a lovely two floor condo with mid century modern accents and lovely upstairs neighbours. 1.1587 0.05637 63 55 6 2
6746 We never got a second round of stimulus checks but they did give us a giraffe to make up for it 1.1579 0.05478 57 49 7 1
6747 Can we talk about the 800 pound gorilla in the room....? 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
6748 I'm feeling inspired to do another angry scribble drawing. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
6749 The virtual tour feels like a lie now. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
6750 Yeah, but the rent IS cheaper for the one downstairs. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
6751 Sorry- they shut down the zoos again and I promised Bobby he would see a giraffe for his birthday 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
6752 I told that new tenant she should consider the duplex! 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
6753 Lemme guess. You asked your brother to bring the mushrooms for the soup...even after LAST TIME?! 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
6754 It does seem that the listing or the broker should have mentioned this particular feature when we purchased. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
6755 I told you to put away the pet food. 1.1569 0.03832 51 44 7 0
6756 I think we’ve reached the limit of neighborly lockdown consideration. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
6757 So you ordered this from Batpoles R Us? 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
6758 America supersizes everything, even lovies. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
6759 The realtor said the gentrification of this neighbourhood is on the rise 1.1569 0.04747 51 45 5 1
6760 Maybe we should just pay for his own Netflix subscription. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
6761 It seems Netflix has gone a bit too far, don't you think Jeff? 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
6762 They warned us about the neighbors... 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
6763 Who has to feed it? 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
6764 It’s head isn’t big enough for a coffee table 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
6765 I suppose we should go introduce to our neighbors downstairs. 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
6766 Hey! You were not supposed to look outside your room! 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
6767 Oh, you didn’t mention this is a flex 3 bedroom. Lovely! 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
6768 I told the downstairs neighbor he's a fool if he really wants a different girl friend. I guess he heard "giraffe hole", and I guess he DOES. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
6769 It had been a heady moment when she found an available high-rise. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6770 Beyoncé’s new video seems authentic enough to us, but what do you think? 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6771 Those people downstairs really need to get a bigger apartment 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6772 At least we get the end that takes in food. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6773 G! 1.1458 0.04698 48 43 4 1
6774 Please tell me you didn’t sign us up for the new Toy R Us commercial. I have a funny feeling we’re not right for the part. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6775 Downstairs got the room with a view. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6776 Somehow the people below us in 105 got a variance on the pet policy”. 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
6777 The Smiths had to pay extra for a larger pet. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6778 He’s also sat directly in front of me at every rock concert and sporting event I’ve ever been to! 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6779 Didn't you ask about the hole in the floor before you signed the lease? 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6780 And where do you think the remote is now? 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6781 This is why we need a duplex! 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6782 Love, I hoping for a glass carafe for Father's Day, not a glass giraffe. 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
6783 Tell me again how often your neighbor watches tv with you... 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6784 I think it’s very inconsiderate of our downstairs neighbor to have his Rhinoceros carve that hole without permission. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6785 I told the delivery guys to leave it on the porch. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6786 we might have to really revisit our ‘no-sharing-our-netflix-password’ policy! 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6787 If our vet stops making house calls, we're in big trouble. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6788 Better than the ostrich upstairs - every time we see her, she's in a panic. 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
6789 You need to put in some stairs. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6790 Why did we agree to change the “No Pets Policy “ in the building? 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6791 So we feed this end, but they...must be dead from the neck up. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6792 Sorry to bother, but can you please help point me towards the concrete jungle? 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6793 I warned him about walking too close to the hole. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6794 I think it's a Rorschach test. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6795 Now I know why there was a premium for the ground floor. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6796 I told you a sex vacation in Nairobi might be too risque. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6797 I like our downstairs neighbors, but this is the last time I'm sticking my neck out for them. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6798 How YOU doing??? 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6799 We are Soooo much better off than the apartment downstairs. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6800 Now...that's what I call "Phallic"! 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6801 I told you we never have to leave again. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6802 Well, Sharon, she did give us her Disney+ password... 1.1458 0.03634 48 42 6 0
6803 It’s a mixed-use development. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6804 When he was skinny we had a living fire pole . . . instant access to the basement . . . but now . . . 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6805 It was an adjustment at first, but nowhere near as bad as when the howler monkey moved in upstairs. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6806 -There you got, the nature taking what is own. -You told me this house is yours Jim 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6807 It does add to the decor, don't you think? 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6808 This modern art thing gets me every time... 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6809 She really loves Oprah. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6810 Well, they did say to make yourself at home. 1.1458 0.04698 48 43 4 1
6811 I hate to see what else is in our basement. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6812 Are you asking in terms of Darwinism or Lamarckism, or what it's doing in our living room? 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6813 We get along Great! It’s the tenant downstairs that’s the problem! 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6814 I will never again tell a neighbor I'm a chiropractor. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6815 So that’s why that hole has always been there 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6816 The nerve of them! It's their pet and we have to feed it! 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6817 "Well, the agent kept saying it was a bargain at the reserve price... 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6818 OK, I admit it, you’re right. I just thought he was a dog with an unusually long neck. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6819 Oh, did I mention your mother has been hinting she’d like to move in with us? 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6820 I thought I was hearing animal sounds from down there, but now a giraffe? Should I report them? 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
6821 It’s a gift from Don Jr. and Eric.” 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6822 Looks like this may be a regular visit. We probably should start setting another plate for dinner. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6823 You know, I don't feel quite right about tricking him into getting the measurements for the wall mount. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6824 I think we should talk about the elephant in the room. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6825 We should have gotten more information before we agreed to babysit their pet. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6826 I'm glad the neighbors gave us a heads-up about the renovations. 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
6827 I think we should put on our masks. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6828 If we decorate him at Christmas, we won't need to buy a tree this year. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6829 So, now it's whack-a-giraffe! 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6830 I don't mind his being here, but I wish he wore a mask 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
6831 He only Pops up for Jack Hannah! 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6832 Get used to it -- she owns the air rights. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6833 Damned Evolution! 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6834 I Knew that Noah led be a problem neighbor! 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6835 Should we discuss the elephant in the room? 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6836 Geeze - and the co-op board gave US a hard time about our dog! 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6837 You would have thought 12 foot ceilings could accomodate everybody. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6838 So that's what happens when you give a chihuahua Viagra. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6839 The tenants downstairs got a new pet 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6840 I thought it would be interesting to have an installation artist move downstairs, but I didn't expect to become the gallery. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6841 So that’s why this place was so much more expensive than the one a floor down. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6842 You were the one, who wanted to share the Netflix. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6843 When are we going to talk about the giraffe in the living-room. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6844 It's about time he got his own Netflix. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6845 Marina Abramović makes it look so easy. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6846 He must feel comfortable around all the tall buildings. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6847 It was a lot of trouble and she’s not much of a conversationalist. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6848 You should consider looking into a duplex. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6849 It's my fault. When I invited him I said the elevator wasn't a good idea. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6850 I thought you said you read the lease! 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6851 I told them that our aparmen would become too small for us! 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6852 We are social distance from... His feet 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6853 I am just relieved it so not a polar bear 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6854 When we leased him the downstairs we shouldn't have included "Animal Planet" viewing privileges. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6855 He's only allowed in when it's raining. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6856 At least we know what it is. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6857 Dilly seems to enjoy these new pop-up appointments. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6858 An elephant in the room” is so passe. 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
6859 I told you we should have gone with the penthouse. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6860 We could give her the spare room. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6861 He doesn't look so tall in person. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6862 I’m here for claustrophobia. You? 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
6863 Don't complain. We could've rented the downstairs apartment. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6864 Living above a carousel does have its challenges. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6865 Gee, pet sitting is easier than I thought. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6866 Remember when we could almost ignore 'the elephant in the room'? 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6867 Oh, look. The living sculpture just woke up. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6868 She's been ignoring us for two hours. Let's ask downstairs if she couldn't handle the guacamole. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6869 Maybe we should move the TV? 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6870 At least we got the fun end. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6871 I told you to cancel the open house. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6872 When we're too accommodating, people take advantage. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6873 Will you move the TV or should I? 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6874 Should I go downstairs and ask to borrow a cup of leaves? 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6875 He's willing to pay rent for the view. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6876 I told you that hole would leave a draft in here. 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
6877 We should have drawn the line at sharing the WiFi password with our neighbors. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6878 I thought it was a GOOD THING when the condo association told us they were eco friendly 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6879 Do you mind scooching to the right a little? 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6880 Hon, I know I said a few months ago that I missed the outdoors, but this is stretching it a bit. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6881 You just had to start your zoology degree in quarantine, didn’t you? 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6882 Looks like the Barnums are back from Florida 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
6883 I should have told you, but they told me their TV broke yesterday, I offered to help, he said it wouldn't be more than a week, sorry. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6884 Is this artwork cruelty free? 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6885 honey, is it too late to return the coffee table? 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6886 That’s what you get for singing “I guess it rains down in Africa” 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6887 That Madagascar moment when this ‘daddy long neck’ appeared from the floor below 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6888 Dumbo asked me to peek my head in for him. He got called back to work last week, he’s an essential worker. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6889 Well I guess it’s better than the elephant... 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6890 No worries here. The biggest predator in this tower moved to the White House. 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
6891 Should we have tried starting our living art collection with plants first? 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6892 Andy: Do you see that?Giraffe: See what? 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6893 The New York city reports zero Covid - 19 deaths for first time since pandemic hit 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6894 I’m sure he’ll be done working from home soon, honey. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6895 Daddy's gotta stop the edibles... 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6896 You see, I was right, we should have built higher seelings. 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
6897 Perhaps it’s time to talk about the giraffe in the room 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6898 Don’t worry, it’s only Tiger King. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6899 All that noise and I thought things were getting back to normal 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6900 Oh wow, so you guys are stuck here, inside. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6901 Well, I guess we finally know what that switch does. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6902 ‘Horaffe? Is that you?’ 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6903 What competition did you apply at? Or was it the Montreal Test? 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6904 Zoo keepers working from home again. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6905 I think I’m ready for anything weird happening this July— 1.1458 0.04698 48 43 4 1
6906 The coffee table is beautiful but not very functional” @laubster 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6907 So much for the elephant in the room. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6908 when blowing money on abstract act is no longer satisfying... you buy a giraffe 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6909 I mean at this point, why the hell not? 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6910 I don't get HBO in my apartment. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6911 Well, I hope our downstairs neighbors finally address the giraffe in the room 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6912 She's our eyes and ears on the ground 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6913 Didn’t you hear? Giraffes are filling in for the murder hornets now. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6914 Well if giraffes nowadays feel need to get a roof over their head , then they should buy it for themselves. 1.1458 0.03634 48 42 6 0
6915 Let’s just hope he doesn’t find the houseplants. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6916 That ultra HD national geographic subscription is quite something. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6917 At least he doesn’t make us carpet the hardwood 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6918 Reality is giraffing us crazy 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6919 I had it installed to remind myself how up to my neck I am with all of this. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6920 Geeee!!! Raph!!!!!! 1.1458 0.03634 48 42 6 0
6921 Holy shit, a giraffe. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6922 Oh, hi there neighbour 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
6923 They said the experience was immersive, but...should we give her the remote? 1.1458 0.02105 48 43 5 0
6924 I dont love you anymore. I wish i did. But i dont. Im leaving. I am sorry. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6925 New York high-rise 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6926 Spot through dot 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6927 Aren't you glad we got the apartment with the high ceilings. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6928 He’s the one complaining about an elephant living upstairs? 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6929 The elephant is on vacation n 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
6930 How long has that hole been there? 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
6931 /The spirit of the giraffe appearing, saying: "I need you at home!" 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6932 Sit, Karen. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6933 Those damn' 8 foot ceilings 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6934 This new lockdown season sure is wild! 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6935 Well they said nature is healing now 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6936 He’s here to provide a non-anthropogenic point of view 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6937 I told you we shouldn't have moved the acacia 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6938 Umm, I thought this was a private session. Guess a glass cup against a wall won’t do anymore! 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6939 Social distancing 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
6940 Humans are not only destroying their relationships but destroying our giraffes as well. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
6941 What? You said we could keep him if he stayed outside. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
6942 We could use it as a coatrack. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
6943 No, I don't think it's thirsty. Do we have any salad greens left in the frig? 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
6944 Now I can't see the TV." Kyle D. Kenyon Bonita Springs, FL 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
6945 Not what I expected when he said the visit would be short. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
6946 So glad some one's sticking his neck out! There's a model the GOP might do well to emulate! 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
6947 This is worse than the skylight they installed in the bedroom! 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
6948 Weren’t we here first? 1.1429 0.03571 49 43 6 0
6949 And you thought the elephant in the room was bad. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
6950 Why is it my fault that he doesn't have Netflix? 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
6951 I told you we had to cut the giraffe’s head and not make a hole... 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
6952 Well Gerry, now I know why you insisted we buy the duplex 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
6953 He really put his neck out for us. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
6954 Robert Irwin lives down stairs 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
6955 She never laughed at his jokes; they went over her head 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
6956 She could only afford a basement apartment. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
6957 Do you think his family had to wait in the car or are they just shorter than him? 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
6958 Honey, the world changed, I've told you. 1.1395 0.05347 43 37 6 0
6959 I thought the Government was gonna Protect the Wall 1.1373 0.04867 51 44 7 0
6960 I think the Dudleys should have bought the penthouse unit 1.1373 0.04445 51 46 4 1
6961 You’re the one that said “Sure, pets are fine”. 1.1364 0.05233 44 38 6 0
6962 I assumed "apartment above a real girasshole" was a typo. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6963 I think it's time to bring up the Pet Policy at the Apt board meeting. 1.1346 0.03396 52 46 6 0
6964 We can’t go to the zoo, but it’s coming to us. 1.1346 0.05512 52 46 5 1
6965 I'm glad we got the top half. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
6966 Well,it's better than the elephant we had there. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
6967 Christ, what a giraffe hole! 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
6968 Good job, honey bun! If you'd made that hole any bigger, we'd all be watching t.v. on the roof! 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
6969 Don’t worry—it’s just another of those wacky non sequiturs I can never caption cleverly enough to make it into _The New Yorker_. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
6970 Shhh. I don’t want to make things awkward with the downstairs neighbors. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
6971 This is the last thing I expected to see when we moved to DUMBO. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
6972 Geoffrey moved in down stairs after his store closed. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
6973 We're going to need a bigger duplex. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
6974 Building an arc for a pandemic. That about summarizes 2020. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
6975 No, the veterinary otolaryngologist is here on 6 - the veterinary urologist is on 5." 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
6976 The super says pets are OK as long as they're quiet. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
6977 The vet said it was just a sore throat, nothing to worry about. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
6978 We probably should have picked a third floor apartment. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
6979 Frankly, I'm happy with the feeding aspect. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
6980 I preferred the coffee table 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
6981 The vet didn't have a big enough cone of shame so we had to punt. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
6982 THE ARK HOTEL,IS REALLY FIVE STARS. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
6983 It happens every time I watch 'Casablanca', just so he can hear Humphrey Bogart say, "I stick my neck out for nobody." 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
6984 We get the pleasure of feeding him up here, and they get the drudgery of cleaning up his poop down there. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
6985 Because I always watch Jeopardy with my downstairs neighbor. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
6986 Why would you decorate him for Kwanzaa? He IS a decoration. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
6987 I told you that your fear of flying wouldn't stop you from going on a safari. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
6988 I still say he should learn to use the elevator. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
6989 Harder to ignore than an elephant! 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
6990 Hey, it's hard-hitting investigative journalist Andy Borowitz. That's muckraker is always sticking his head where it doesn't belong, but I guess this is the price you pay to know the truth! 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
6991 I told you buying air rights from the zoo would be a problem. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
6992 I wasn’t expecting this when you said you’d give me head 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
6993 He used to just pop onto my wifi network, now we share a Netflix account as well. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
6994 Very simply: Airspace laws have loopholes! 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
6995 We should have bought the apartment downstairs when we had a chance. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
6996 finally! 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
6997 I wondered about that hole when we moved in. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
6998 Uh oh, your dad got Addison another new toy... 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
6999 Sounds like the ostrich above wants to watch too. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7000 I knew it was only a matter of time. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7001 Now will you believe me when I say I am head over heels in love with you? 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7002 He heard we were watching Girrafic Park 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
7003 Honestly Gerald, I don’t see why using our Netflix account on your TV is unethical, but this is okay. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7004 I don’t know, if I like them neighbors. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7005 That's not an elephant…that's a giraffe!! 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7006 He doesn’t get animal planet on his tv. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7007 One mammal’s ceiling is another man’s floor. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7008 I'm just thinking . . . maybe we should try hypnosis first? 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7009 Wow, I had no idea what they had in mind when they ask if they could "Drop into our apartment?" 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7010 Can’t beat neck! 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7011 live art is real man 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7012 All we have to do is feed and water him. The neighbors downstairs have to clean up afterwards… 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7013 Why must he always watch the same things we do? 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7014 Better than the view downstairs! 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7015 I respect the way they stick their necks out for us. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7016 I guess the vet's office is down one floor. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7017 There he goes again sticking his neck out. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7018 At least we only have to feed him. Can you imagine what the people downstairs are dealing with? 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7019 I've got 99 problems and a giraffe is one. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7020 It happened just after they poured the concrete... 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
7021 It's ironic, sweetheart. EVERYONE has an elephant. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7022 Well, the prospectus did say that the city is an urban jungle. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7023 This quarantine online shopping thing is getting out of hand. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
7024 It's the purest home theater experience. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7025 I heard the zookeeper was very fond of rum. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7026 I'm not here to see the doctor. I'm just looking around. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7027 I’m sure he said the ceiling height was great, fantastic and perfect. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7028 Does this mean I have to repaint the room? 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7029 At least we're not responsible for the other end. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7030 I guess the veterinarian three floors down got the giraffe to come out of the coma. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7031 What do you think of my new Zoom background? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7032 I think we can both agree we're pretty darn good at ignoring elephants in the room But I'll be darned if I know how to ignore this giraffe. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7033 whose dumb ass fucking idea was it to host a furry convention downstairs 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7034 It's not that bad, really, considering our other apartment had a hole in the wall for the neighbor's Anaconda. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7035 I was hoping to bubble with my sister’s family. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7036 Maybe this will get his head out of the clouds. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7037 Having your giraffe doing lookout for us was a great idea man. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7038 Thank you for the sentiment, but this does not make you “woke”. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7039 I'm telling you, she's going to have trouble pulling her head back out. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7040 I know it’s his favorite show, but how does he always solve the puzzles so fast! 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7041 Is there an usher we can complain to? 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7042 I hear the neighbors upstairs are getting a Hippo next week. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7043 We have to feed it now, but the face is a lot easier to look at. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7044 Ever since Toys"R"Us went belly up, he keeps showing up for dinner. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
7045 Everyone is waiting until November 3, 2020 to exhale.” 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7046 Nice, though. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7047 So much for this actually being a pre-war building. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7048 Helping to 'social distance 'neighbors pets is getting to much 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7049 I really wish the neighbors had gotten a dog instead. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7050 That's what you call "getting ahead"! 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7051 Granted, it's an improvement from the gila monster they had before 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7052 It’s a triplex 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7053 But he never complains when we play loud music. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7054 I TOLD YOU there was a catch to this cheap rent! 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7055 I know your mom loves her Flanders and Swann records but this is ridiculous! 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7056 She likes the Discovery Channel. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7057 seems we have company 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7058 I'm happy to help but I don't know how much more I can binge watch animal channel. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7059 This is the last time we list the downstairs unit on CraigsCircusList. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7060 I thought he was kidding when he told us he wanted to put in a sky light! 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7061 Is the remote down there with you? 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
7062 They must have something BIG on the President . 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
7063 I told you we should have gone for the duplex! 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7064 It was just a matter of time before he grew out of his apartment. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7065 Why is it every time we watch "Animal Kingdom" the neighbors do this? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7066 Damn that Darwin 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7067 I know I gave in to you but I still think we should have gone with a sump pump instead of an inflatable giraffe 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7068 The listing did note a 'Llama Hole', but I think we can get a few hundred dollars knocked off the nightly rate... 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7069 True we do have to feed it but it's better than having the bottom half. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7070 You did say we were moving here for the extra head space.... 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7071 I hear they’ve set up a pop-up zoo downstairs 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7072 That's why I want to move. This place is a zoo! 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7073 Be thankful we don't live in the basement. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7074 ...so, now where do we put the area rug and round coffee table we just bought?...yeah, yeah, you're always telling me not to be so suspicious or those neighbours downstairs...well, now, see!!!...wtf!!! 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7075 Glad we're top floor feeders not lower floor cleansers. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7076 We're pet sharing. I think I got by far the better end of the deal. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7077 Aren't you glad it is a vegan? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7078 "At least we don't live on the bottom floor!" 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7079 Sorry, I’m new in this neck of the woods. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7080 They said it was one of those "designer" dogs called a girog! 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
7081 Don't worry. She comes highly recommended. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7082 The condo hasn't been the same since the Toys R Us dude moved in. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7083 Necking? So this is what you meant! 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7084 The apartment is great but this isn’t the nature view I’d pictured. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7085 And I thought that there was an elephant in the room. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7086 I knew we'd find something to cover the whole in the carpet. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7087 I’m next! 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7088 There is a children's dentist on the floor below. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7089 I still thin we should have left him at home for this meeting. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7090 So still can’t believe we got him past Customs. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7091 Did he just get ahead of us? 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7092 So that's why this apartment was listed as 'partial view' . 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7093 Look at it this way: We have our own personal observation deck! 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7094 I thought is odd that the first floor was so high off the street! 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
7095 Is he ahead of us? 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7096 I'll make another hole for a tree so Longnecky can feel like being at home. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7097 Thought you would strike a balance with the "jungle outside" by bringing a little Savannah inside"? 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7098 Now, this is neck room 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7099 Get rid of one little mouse and something will fill the nitch. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7100 He's wishing he got the apartment with the loft. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7101 I was really hoping Al Gore would pop up.. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7102 I should talk to the condo board, but I'd rather just move the TV. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7103 We got the better deal: We only feed this end of the beast. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7104 I told you we shouldn’t have addressed the elephant in the room. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7105 Last time I let you bring home a souvenir from Safari Land 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7106 I knew the hole in our den would come in handy. Sweet. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7107 This is what you call modern art? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7108 I remember when it used to be about the elephant in the room. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7109 Did I ever mention that I'm allergic to giraffe hair? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7110 This place is like a zoo... 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7111 It’s almost 6 feet away... 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7112 This is high-definition and all, but downstairs the view gets real. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7113 We have to address the giraffe in the room. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7114 Thank God we don't have the bottom half. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7115 He should wear a mask, not us. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7116 I swear it said giraffe print. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7117 Wow, I guess he is as confined as we are! 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7118 Whose turn is it to clean out the basement? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7119 Uh, maybe we should take the top floor unit. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7120 I don’t know why, but they call it a “glory giraffe.” 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
7121 Aww, do you think she’s watching TV? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7122 If only the upstairs neighbor would let us cut a hole in our ceiling, he could live with us. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7123 Don't say a word it's the landlord. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7124 He said we couldn't switch spots. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
7125 Here's the 300 Lbs Giraffe in my room. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7126 The color is all wrong! 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7127 That old expression, "the long arm of the law" ,is being replaced by, "I've got you by the neck"! 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7128 Wow, that obstetrician downstairs must be expanding his practice! 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7129 Nevertheless, I'm glad we got the upgrade to the upper level...it was a complete drag living downstairs! 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7130 With the benefit of hindsight, it was a really weird place for a manhole. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7131 Then neibours here are really great, we'll have to send them a gift-basket! 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7132 Now Dr. Jeraph is charging us more because of soaring underhead costs. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7133 Wouldn't you expect a little privacy in the penthouse? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7134 So, they’re bringing the zoo to us, now? 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7135 I still feel like we still got the short-end in the pet share. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7136 Geesh, it was hard enough addressing the elephant in the room. Now, this! 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7137 I know he's making a profit off the dung, but I still think we got the better end of the deal. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7138 It’s great we feed him and don’t have to worry about what comes out the other end!” 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7139 So glad we moved upstairs. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7140 I guess there's a duplex shortage. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7141 I told you the apartment downstairs smelled like a zoo. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7142 I told you the ceilings in our building were only 10 feet high. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7143 Downstairs Bob is a real do-gooder. He volunteered to house some of the zoo animals during the pandemic. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7144 Well, at least we don't have to pick up her poop. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7145 At least he’s silent. If we had rhinos downstairs you would probably complain about the bellowing. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7146 My appointment is never on time. It’s always something. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
7147 All the pre-war buildings with higher ceilings were taken 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7148 He is still looking for at least ONE tree... 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7149 That could be the next public monument. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7150 Well at least we get the better end of their pet. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7151 He’s been here since they locked down the zoo. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7152 Can y'all lower the volume? 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7153 When the realtor said it was head and shoulders above the other place, they weren’t kidding. BTW, was there anything in those brownies? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7154 And I thought our old neighbors were rubber-neckers. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7155 Are giraffes allowed indoors in Phase 4? 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7156 So why should I stick my neck out for him? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7157 Honey, can you move over a bit? I can't see the tv screen over his horns... 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7158 The landlord DID tell us we would need a coffee table. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7159 The elephant must be on vacation. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7160 I guess we didn’t read the ad carefully enough. Apparently it said, “One ruminant apartment for rent.” 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7161 Well I suppose it's better than all the inexplicable thumping. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7162 This is why I wanted a higher floor. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7163 Well at least he's pooping on the people below. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7164 Lofty aspirations indeed, but I find him intrusive 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7165 Performance art? 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7166 At least the clean-up is easier than with most pets. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7167 I keep telling Geoffrey they’re relaunching the brand, to no avail. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7168 So, neighborliness also applies to up and down? 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7169 When I asked downstairs if they wanted to share Netflix with us, this is NOT what I had in mind. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7170 It’s like that scene from Temple of Doom but with a giraffe 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7171 The giraffe says, 'My wife is a slut.' 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7172 Now that we've stopped taking recreational LSD, little Johnny seems to be in better spirits, right hun? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7173 Did you remember to turn off the coffeemaker? 1.1333 0.04606 45 41 3 1
7174 His lease promised a penthouse view. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7175 They’ll be up in a moment with his food and finish grooming. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7176 It helps pay for the TV. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7177 Damien Hirst can't stay here anymore. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7178 I thought there would be an elephant 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7179 I wouldn’t have told them our building has high ceilings! 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7180 We really need to get our heads in a different space. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7181 At least we aren't living underneath the elephant. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
7182 The couple downstairs asked us cut back on the houseplants. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7183 This elephant's neck sure is long. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7184 When they said they were moving the “Lock-Down Zoo” to make it more accessible I didn’t expect this. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7185 It's the lady from downstairs. She likes to pop in now and then. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7186 The hole examination proved the measles vaccine did not work! 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7187 DAM, I told them to buy a dog! 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7188 I thought we were going to talk about the elephant in the room... 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7189 Helping your neighbor is a good thing, but this is a little much. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7190 I am so glad we kept our rabbit's food. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7191 No, Louise. It’s your turn to take him for a walk. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7192 How can you care about this when there's a GOSH DARN ORANGE CHEETO IN THE WHITE HOUSE 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7193 I don’t care what you think, the lease is too pet friendly. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7194 Yeah, Jerry downstairs was inspired by the Tiger King. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7195 Heard you had HULU. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7196 We enjoy sharing cable with you and Mrs. Stretch, but c'mon Jeff, Animal Planet again? 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7197 See? He's even toilet trained. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
7198 I still think we got the better deal; we take care of this end, they deal with the other end. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
7199 He’s so full of himself and quite nosey too! 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7200 And to think only last week... 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7201 I'd hate to see the room downstairs. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7202 Maybe the therapist was right. Three people in a marriage is one too many. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7203 Someone is finally sticking their neck out for us! 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7204 My place only costs $2800 because of it! 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7205 I thought our condo board had adopted a "no pets' policy. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7206 When I said he could use our Netflix account, I wasn't expecting this. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7207 We haven't worn masks, no 6 foot rule, we're too weak to walk. This is a neurological phenomenon. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7208 Well, Trump's super said it was this or Donald's trophy in the lobby. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7209 Oh, don’t mind him that’s just Jerry, he just pops up ever time I turn on Jerry Springer. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7210 I only vaguely remember agreeing to go halfsies with the Jones’s .. at least we got the good half. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
7211 You should have gone to the condo pet policy meeting. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7212 I really couldn't imagine he meant THIS by "I'll pop up and watch some tv with you". 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7213 Zoolandia 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7214 I vote we take the upstairs apartment. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7215 This place is turning into a real zoo. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7216 When I said pop in anytime, I didn't mean it like this. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7217 I didn't expect it to be so much harder to keep perspective in an urban jungle. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
7218 Netflix will find out Frank. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7219 This is not what I had in mind when we decided to move to the concrete jungle. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
7220 At least HE got his head out of the sand! 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7221 I heard about 'the elephant in the room', but this is something new. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7222 He can be a pain in the neck. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7223 See, you stick your neck out and get zilch! 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7224 When the guy downstairs said he’d stick his neck out for us to help us get the apartment, I think we misunderstood. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7225 When they said a Rothschild was moving in I didn't expect this. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7226 Let's buy him Ngorongoro Crater animal theme curtains. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7227 I guess sometimes they do make noise. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7228 I don't think the folks downstairs understood the domestic animal rule 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7229 High ceilings would be nice, but I’m not gonna stick my neck out. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7230 I knew we should have sprung for the penthouse 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7231 I hope those folks downstairs have a giraffe-sized toilet. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7232 (Art de la taxidermie) 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7233 Probably best He can’t see that Most of Him - -is at the ground floor Vet 1.1333 0.04606 45 41 3 1
7234 I’m sorry Geoffrey. The Toys R not Us anymore. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7235 The way I look at it, we have two things to be grateful for. First, he's a lot easier to feed this way, and second, our downstairs neighbor isn't Noah. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7236 Do you think we will have to feed it? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7237 Once the lockdown began they started visiting us in our cages. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7238 He only comes up to watch sports. He likes to be ahead of the game! 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7239 You mean the elephant couldn’t stand to be in the room with us anymore? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7240 My ex downstairs is begging to renegotiate our custody agreement. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7241 Please tell me this isn't a split-level. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7242 When Noah said two by two, I didn't think he was also referring to humans. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7243 The real estate agent told me it was once part of a duplex. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
7244 This isn't what I had in mind when I told them we wouldn't mind if they got a pet. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7245 Must be grazing for office ficus? 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7246 When I was a kid, it was alligators in the bathtub 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7247 Can you believe he’s paying more for a view? 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7248 Who gets popcorn? 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7249 I'm really sticking my neck out here. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7250 Oh gee,Raf is here... 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7251 I wanted to try something a little different. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7252 Calm down, dear. She always wanted to get ahead. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7253 You didn’t think to ask your realtor for high ceilings? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7254 Hey buddy, down in front! 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7255 I’m just glad we don’t live in the apartment BELOW this guy! 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7256 He's sticking his neck out hoping to score a duplex. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7257 Get the hacksaw. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7258 I was just wondering who got the floor through ceiling giraffe unit. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7259 We should have looked at a triplex. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7260 Is that Pop Art? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7261 If you happen to have a giant mallet, I can make your easement issue disappear. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7262 2 ideas : « You said you wanted more connection with nature » « Is the Gestalt Test 2.0? » 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7263 I always knew this room was missing something. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7264 You know that the WWF meant only a symbolic adoption right? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7265 I’m not sure I like this new Koolaid mascot. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7266 High art? 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7267 I guess this is going to be our 'hole' new world. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7268 We will be so famous when the giraffe king starts streaming 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7269 I would say that's about 6 feet, right? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7270 Apparently he said “ungulate”, not “underlet” 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7271 African safaris from your home, is really a thing! Can’t wait for next week’s animal... 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7272 That's about right 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7273 Excuse me folks but you are NOT properly social distancing. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7274 as 2020 unfolds, my mind is opening up to so many new possibilities...Im hoping dinosaurs will return and eat you 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7275 I guess the zoo’s rent was just getting to be too much for him. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7276 So your neighbor is vying for the title of Giraffe King?” 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7277 Home sweet home? 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7278 Oh don’t look so shocked, folks. This is New York. If Glen and Gary were gonna flee during the pandemic, you better believe I was gonna grab up prime real estate 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7279 Inadvertent surveillance 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7280 Next time you suggest sharing our Netflix subscription with a neighbour, be more specific... 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7281 Bob, I think humans aren't the only one amused by Kanye West running for President 2020 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7282 I thought of a new pet 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7283 It’s the circle of WiFi 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7284 That zebra throw pillow doesn’t look so tacky now, does it? @ellejo_theindependentcurator 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7285 the bartender didn't tell me it was just a lion joke! 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7286 This is my favorite episode so far, it’s about time Planet Earth went curbside” 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7287 Are we making too much noise? 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7288 what stealing wifi from your neighbors to watch netflix would look like if done literally 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7289 Hitchcock’s “Rear Window” has quite evolved 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7290 When I saw “flex 3 headroom” in the ad, I thought it was a typo 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7291 Seriously...just don’t even... 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7292 And you said we’d *never* meet the new neighbour. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7293 He should be looking at places that already have high ceilings. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7294 Honestly, Dave, I thought we were just here to talk about the Elephant in the room. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7295 well, how else do you think I could afford this place? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7296 -Look at the bright side, darling: we have to feed it but we don't have to clean its mess... 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7297 Rent really is too damn high. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7298 I don’t know what’s worse anymore...the group of gazelles upstairs or Bob here. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7299 I don't hate it but we'll need to redecorate to match" 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7300 Babe the ad said it was an all inclusive deal 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7301 I saw something similar in Dwell magazine. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7302 I think we asked for a friendly neighborhood, not a nosy one 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7303 Karen putting her opinion where it doesn’t belong! 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7304 This is taking the whole "one man's ceiling is another man's floor" to a whole other level. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7305 Is cake! 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7306 I’ll be honest, I’d always thought there were a couple of elephants living up here. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
7307 I told you, we should have moved to the 5th floor. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7308 Is this what they call REAL modern art? 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7309 When the neighbor asked to share our Netflix account, I didn’t know this is what she meant. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7310 Your mom told me to check up on you 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7311 Yeah, he's a little nosy but he'll stick his neck out for you. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7312 What really IS a ‘coffee table’ anyway? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7313 It seems the downstairs neighbors are finally trying out new hobbies. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7314 Of course I get it Mindy, I'm not a pleb! I just thought there'll be room for television 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7315 Am I using this headspace app correctly? 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7316 This is not what I meant by 'Netflix & Chill' 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7317 At least the neighbors are quiet. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7318 Listen, I appreciate it - but that's not what I meant. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7319 Honey, I think I've lost my god damn mind. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7320 There are still humans living in this building ? Oops, my bad. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7321 Wasn't there supposed to be an elephant in the room? 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7322 They so wanted a house pet but told me they could not afford to feed it. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7323 Surely there must be an easier way to fake a personailty 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7324 Babe I told you, the tenant downstairs is a tad intrusive 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7325 We should've gotten a puppy instead! 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7326 He’s grandfathered in. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7327 And that’s how horses evolved to share WiFi 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7328 I told you this was the Penthouse 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7329 I really love what you’ve done with the place. You’re really bringing the concept of modern art to a whole new level. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7330 At least we don’t have to talk about the elephant in the room now. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7331 I know you said this is a duplex but I thought we had our own floor. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7332 I hope our new neighbour likes American Idol. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7333 Get a fresh perspective 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7334 I told you putting a hole in the floor didn’t make any sense. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7335 This reminds me of going to the movies for some reason. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
7336 It's my fault. I Googled giraffe neck ties last week. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7337 At least he is not in our bedroom 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7338 Maybe we should move to the countryside? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7339 IT wasn't optional!. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7340 You wanted a place with a balcony. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
7341 I can’t believe these two, paying $5,000 a month for a room with a view. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7342 Excuse me Geoffrey, I can't see" 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7343 Enjoy the experimental carpet experience. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7344 Oh God, I feel humans un my head.... 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7345 Honey, you said the apartment came unfurnished 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7346 African Safari 2020 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7347 The air is fresher up here, don’t you think? 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7348 It’s been a long year 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7349 And they said the apartments have high ceilings. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7350 This is a respectful interference 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7351 Giraff 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7352 Work-life balance 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7353 سر درآوردن 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7354 This isn’t what I expected higher society being like 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7355 2020. How was your day? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7356 This really IS modern art 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7357 I think we should put it down 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7358 I suppose we’re all paying for the efficiency habitats. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7359 Going into couples therapy I knew we’d have to deal with the elephant in the room, but I didn’t expect this! 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7360 She said _whatever_ pops into your mind..? 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7361 If I didnt grow up loving Toys R' Us I'd call the police. And if the police werent the police I'd call the police 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7362 At least his head is not on the wall. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7363 So, we’re not gonna talk about the elephant in the room? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7364 The walls are thin but have you tried the ceiling? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7365 I mean, this isn’t all that bad, but if the building wants to extend the aquarium into our apartment, that’s where I draw the line. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7366 C'mon, Dean, I can hear your calves crying. You can't pop away forever 1.1333 0.04606 45 41 3 1
7367 It's not always about the elephant in the room" 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7368 I heard it's weirder two floors down 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
7369 Gerald doesn't understand the safety hazards these have caused. But it's worth it. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7370 Honey, do you think we should've gotten a different coffee table? 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7371 See honey, I was right. You really can have a sky light on the third floor of a nine-story building. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7372 Wow, the economy is crazy. Haha. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7373 The website said they were hypoallergenic 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7374 We hoped marriage counseling would address the elephant in the room. We never anticipated a giraffe. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7375 Ya’ know honey, in retrospect, maybe we should have bought the sloth instead 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
7376 Is it just me, or is the art on the walls terrible? 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7377 As long as he’s ok with paying rent on two apartments. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7378 I think Ikea calls it the rasshål med lång hals 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7379 I would have invited you in, but it seems as if you already made yourself at home. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7380 I wish we could watch our upstair neighbor's TV. He has HBO. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7381 Only in New York 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7382 everything's through the roof this year. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7383 Since she and Geoffrey at Toys R Us broke up, I’m letting her stay here until a spot opens up at the zoo. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7384 I asked for a Carafe” & “He stuck his neck out” #GEN 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7385 When peeping into others house is life 1.1333 0.03333 45 40 5 0
7386 You never listen. I told you the giraffe hole was going to block our view of the TV. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7387 Well, our rent is going to go through the roof with this giraffe-trification. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
7388 It’s 2020 babe, anything is possible. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7389 I thought you said we had front row seats! 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7390 Mind if I catch up on the news real quick? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7391 I guess he isn’t really a teacup giraffe 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7392 See - no one else is wearing masks, we're fine. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7393 I don't think they have those soaring 10-foot ceilings 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7394 He’s the only neighbor that really sticks his neck out for me 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7395 I didn’t realize when they said gentrification of the neighborhood it meant giraffes would move in. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7396 ...the meme said it was perfectly legal to own a giraffe. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
7397 I told you this would look better in the bedroom 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7398 I thought the new streaming service was called Peacock, not Giraffe. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7399 A joint purchase with Charlie downstairs I feed him and he does the rest 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
7400 Thank you for suggesting movie night. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
7401 Of course, she’s adorable. And yes, I support a vegan lifestyle. But, the landlord could have said something before we signed the lease. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
7402 You shouldn't have told the downstairs neighbors that any pet would be okay. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
7403 are you guys waiting too? 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
7404 This is the last time I stick my neck out for you. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
7405 Gosh ! The downstairs neighbors have a giraffe as a pet. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
7406 When I said, “Let’s do some necking,” I had something else in mind. Rachel.wohl.solutions@gmail.com 1.1304 0.06673 46 42 2 2
7407 Are you sure everyone’s getting these? 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
7408 So what do you think of our new live art installation? 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
7409 You wanted to live over the zoo! 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
7410 I've noticed you haven't mocked my elephant foot umbrella stand lately. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
7411 They ran out of space at the Zoo. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
7412 I told you when the realtor showed us this place a giraffe hole would come in handy. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
7413 I think I know which one lives below us. Someone needs to tell him it goes on the wall. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
7414 I thought it would all be over once we addressed the elephant in the room. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
7415 The good news is that we don't have to clean up after him. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
7416 Hand me the National Geographic, will ya? 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
7417 Morning, Wood! 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
7418 He likes HBO Max! That’s what good neighbours do 1.1304 0.06673 46 42 2 2
7419 See, I told you the top floor is where you want to be. Imagine the poor bastards on the ground floor. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
7420 Joe, be happy , WE will never have to clean his litter box. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
7421 The Olsons are getting back at us for the ostrich we used to have. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
7422 Pray she's just a calf. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
7423 I told you we couldn’t keep him in the basement forever. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
7424 Oh sure, it would be neat to have Jack Hanna for a neighbor. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
7425 He wasn’t supposed to do that till Next week! 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
7426 This is why they should have put in sixteen-foot ceilings. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
7427 Now I see why the rent was so low! 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
7428 Gee Ralph. Is that a g Raff? 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
7429 It doesn't seem to care that we can't watch the news when it's there.. What did you expect, it's coming out of a glory hole.. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
7430 This is one thru-the-roof bar mitzvah present, now what? 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
7431 That explains the noise form the downstairs neighbor. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
7432 This apartment smells a little gamy 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
7433 Last week it was the Elephant-in-the-Room. This week it's the Giraffe. What's Next? 1.1304 0.06673 46 42 2 2
7434 How close did you say we was to the zoo 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
7435 I see they've already moved in the Toys 'R' Us pop-up store for the holidays, 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
7436 honey! don't fret about the hole...this is the closest you can get to a theater "experience" nowadays 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
7437 Do yo think they could get us a discount on Lion King tickets? 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
7438 I have heard about a camel's nose under the tent, but this takes that to a whole new level. Steve G. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
7439 When the lift’s broke we just slide down it’s neck 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
7440 I'm not sure I'm ready for mammalian vertical integration yet. (Allison Brown, Hypoluxo Island, FL) 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
7441 I bet you didn't know that giraffes don't fit in elevators and can't walk up stairs! 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
7442 Of course, I checked the lease! There’s nothing in there prohibiting a room with a view. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
7443 I don't mind the 'Wild Kingdom' reruns, but she's ruining our reception." 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
7444 I guess if they insist we join in their "Back to the Motherland" thing, I'm glad we got the end that eats. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
7445 I always thought these ceilings were too low. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
7446 Oh, dear. I preferred the elephant. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
7447 Just be thankful we didn't get the ground floor apartment. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
7448 Maybe voting yes on that ‘exotic pets’ condo board resolution was a mistake. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
7449 This is why I wanted the garden view. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
7450 As if it couldn't get any weirder. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
7451 The guy downstairs says he ordered a small carafe. Think we can blame this delivery error on Covid? 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
7452 ' I know it is painful but we must talk about the GIRAFFE in the room 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
7453 Now that his habitat is gone, they've dropped the word 'symbolic' from our adoption contract. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
7454 The rental ad did say jungle motif. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
7455 Now, I’m used to the upstairs neighbors being a problem but... 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
7456 Good grief there is a giraffe coming out of the hole in our floor 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
7457 You think the couch is uncomfortable? 1.1304 0.06673 46 42 2 2
7458 Ugh, he had the option of taking the loft. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
7459 We’re lucky to have Giselle on our neighborhood crime watch committee. I only wish she’d involve us in movie selection...March of the Penguins narrated by Morgan Freeman again... 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
7460 Really? 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
7461 aption "are we going to talk about the elephant in the room?" 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
7462 I’ve had worse landlords in this city - at least he fixed the hole. I probably should have asked for a few more details 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
7463 So glad we only have to feed it. Floor beneath us is worde off 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
7464 I have regrets about sawing a hole in the floor, because our downstairs neighbor, who is a giraffe, is now able to put his head into our apartment and view all our abstract paintings. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
7465 At least we only have to feed it, the neighbors downstairs have to take care of the rest. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
7466 Nature is taking over 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
7467 we let our neigbor cut the hole if they paid for the cable but we missed the part about where the hole was going to be... 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
7468 Henry, scoot over, I can’t see. And bring some popcorn while you’re up here 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
7469 Wow what a realistic rug 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
7470 Anyway, the piano is going over in the corner. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
7471 If you build it, they will come. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
7472 I thought we were supposed to be ignoring the e l e p h a n t in the room? 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
7473 Now look what you've done. Say you're sorry. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
7474 I'm sure glad that we don't have to clean up after him. 1.1277 0.03215 47 42 5 0
7475 He's keeping a low profile. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
7476 This is not a giraffe. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
7477 Honey, when they said this was a pet-friendly building, I was thinking dogs and cats, not giraffes! 1.1277 0.03215 47 42 5 0
7478 Do you sometimes feel that we are being watched? 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
7479 It looks like their elephant is taking up too much room. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
7480 Sharing Netflix wasn’t our best decision 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
7481 - “Don’t what’s going on down there, I’m doubting the support animal story” 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
7482 Where should we hang our new taxidermy? 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
7483 Yet another example of unsafe distancing rearing its self-serving, unmasked head. 1.1277 0.06535 47 43 2 2
7484 The 2019 economy was so great that people would buy giraffes' heads. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
7485 So this is where Geoffrey the Giraffe hid out after losing his job 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
7486 Hard headed guy 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
7487 This dick ain't gonna suck itself, giraffe! 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
7488 He knows how to get it out. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
7489 Well. We did get a good discount on the rent. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
7490 Yeah, I was thinking I’d read the zookeeper called WFH at the zoo 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
7491 The man downstairs owns a giraffe. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7492 See, I told you I didn't snore. He always sleeps standing up." 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7493 I told you we should mount it.” 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7494 I swear if she moves that tall chair one more time... 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7495 That veterinarian downstairs must really be good. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7496 I still say your mother is spying on us. 1.1190 0.06986 42 39 1 2
7497 I wonder if this is one of the excptions they were talking about in the lease. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7498 Is he first? 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7499 I knew this was the kind of place that you could come to to get ahead. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7500 But no more feeding it 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7501 Speaking of sticking our necks out...where are our masks? 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7502 I think we found our conversation piece. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7503 Maybe we should've asked for our all-natural, fair-trade giraffe centerpiece to be installed behind the couch. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7504 Our downstairs neighbors really botched the negotiation on this pet-sharing arrangement. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7505 I warned you about that Jumanji game. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7506 We should get a loft. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7507 At least we didn’t get the downstairs apartment.” 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7508 I still think we should've just gotten a coffee table. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7509 This wasn't what I meant when I agreed to share our Netflix account. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7510 Vets are the only ones that will see you,but I was not expecting this. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7511 Just be glad the Branson's have the other end of him. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7512 Lucky for him this interview isn’t on the main floor. 1.1190 0.06986 42 39 1 2
7513 I guess he’s just sitting in a pile of his own shit 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7514 I thought you didn't like Pop Art. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7515 Like I said, the head of the condo association would stretch his neck out for us. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7516 He won't just stick his neck out for anyone 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7517 Well, he is half isolating.. 1.1190 0.06986 42 39 1 2
7518 She asked us to feed him only liquids. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7519 Sorry, Victor, but it's network TV or nothing. If you want to see Hamilton so badly, YOU can pay for Disney+. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7520 The new tenants downstairs have some neck! 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7521 The co-op board shall hear of this. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7522 Us buying a cheap condo by the zoo,was your mother's idea, not mine! 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7523 She really likes us. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7524 Last week it was a cockroach, this week a giraffe,looks like he i setting his sights higher and higher 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7525 Pretty soon, we're going to need a triplex 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7526 Oh, that’s what the super meant by air rights. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7527 Think he could learn to play Basketball ? 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7528 You're the one who didn't want the duplex. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7529 We just have to feed her. The guy in 1503 takes care of the other stuff. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7530 PBS needed a safe place for this “spy in the wild” until it’s safe to fly back to Africa. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7531 I heard they had to move the zoo animals during Covid but didn't expect this! 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7532 I've heard of an elephant in the room room, but this?! 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7533 Well, now that we're in Phase Two... 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7534 I know we told the find-raisers that we’d buy the giraffe triptych, but I had no idea that we’d have to “sit” to complete the final panel! 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7535 Sorry. Noah lives next door. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7536 since the pandemic they'll rent to anyone 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7537 Did you notice this when we did our walk-through? I swear the landlord said no pets. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7538 Can she change the channel? 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7539 All we have to do up here is feed him... 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7540 Why can't they just get him the National Geographic channel? 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7541 We're going to have to re-upholster. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7542 I still think a pet dog would have been a better choice for him. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7543 Well, at least we don't have to worry about the elephant in the room. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7544 I thought this was a no pets allowed building. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7545 I'm glad we paid up for the higher floor 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7546 These new home cinemas spare no expense to create the feeling of being stuck behind someone tall. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7547 Yes it's not endangered any more but we are! How are we going to pay for the apartment downstairs? 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7548 Guess Who’s Coming For Dinnet 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7549 The reality of ‘zoo loft living’ doesn’t live up to the brochure. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7550 Did you know Giraffes have the highest blood pressure of any animal? 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7551 That explains my missing ficus plant. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7552 You think maybe our new neighbor will share some of his Skittles? 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7553 The good news is, that with this half, we won't need a pooper scooper. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7554 It's the new Realism. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7555 I'm glad we chose the top floor 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7556 So we get to look at the good end. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7557 I think the folks downstairs are going to be fined for violating the "No Pets" policy. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7558 At least it’s not an ostrich. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7559 On the plus side, we will have a nice putting green. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7560 The neighbor downstairs said "Can you help look after my new pet?" 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7561 I THINK the lease says no pets! 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7562 My neighbor asked me to watch his daughter, but what did you say about loving the arts? 1.1190 0.06986 42 39 1 2
7563 I knew that the apartments are pet friendly. But I am not sure if the new neighbors downstairs just overdid it. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7564 You okay, Janice? 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7565 I know you said we were moving close to the zoo, but this is ridiculous! 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7566 Who, Stretch? Lives downstairs. He's written into the lease. 1.1190 0.06986 42 39 1 2
7567 I think it's a statement on being anti-ostrich 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7568 If you pull your hands out from under your ass she talks." 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7569 He rarely pops in like this. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7570 I told you we should read the co-op newsletter 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7571 I think we should have stuck with our abstract art investments. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7572 This is the last time I offer to share my Netflix password. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7573 He's really sticking his neck out in support of Animal Planet 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7574 It was a no-brainer; the only other choices were a donkey and an elephant. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7575 We need a area rug anyway 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7576 Are you going to remind me for the rest of my life how much I wanted a pet? 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7577 Sure we have to feed it, but our downstairs neighbor has to clean up after it 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7578 I wondered why that sewer lid was there. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7579 Giraffe sharing makes sense only if you get the top half. I feel for the downstairs neighbors. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7580 I have offen wonder, if you dig a hole though the earth starting in Africa you end in our living room. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7581 At leastwe got the half that eats! 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7582 The only other thing we could afford was 5 acres in NJ 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7583 I know you live in a pet friendly building, but you may be overly accomodating. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7584 I'm all cleaned out, but that colon prep is making me see things. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7585 I've heard of "heads up" before, but this is ridiculous. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7586 Now this is 4k definition 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7587 I said living over a pet store was a bad idea. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7588 The next step of exposure therapy will be the whole giraffe. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7589 Trust me honey, this is a necessary step towards becoming the next "Joe Exotic" 1.1190 0.06986 42 39 1 2
7590 Our downstairs neighbors have been complaining about your new art piece 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7591 We should have bought the ottoman instead. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7592 The floor beneath you is riddled with COVID 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7593 Well they told us the CCNRs had something for everyone. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7594 You are always telling me that I ignore "the pink elephant in the room" and I found that expression a bit discriminatory 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7595 I hate to complain. Think of what the actual owner has to look at all day. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7596 Why is only "The Elephant" a euphemism? 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7597 These zoo condos are great but wasn’t it a shame about Marty next door and the lion. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7598 We should tell the co-op board that he’s ignoring the social distancing rules. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7599 Well, I'm glad we only have to feed it! 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7600 Well, this is unexpected. Are we supposed to talk about it too? 1.1190 0.06986 42 39 1 2
7601 We'll have to feed it but at least we won't have to clean up after it. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7602 We bought the apartment below just so Gisele we can watch Animal Planet 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7603 Let's Name Him Iceberg 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7604 Add “high rise” and “proximity to local wildlife” to the real estate buzz words we need to be suspicious of in the future. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7605 I asked if you wanted TO neck. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7606 I’ll do anything to keep a head of the neighbor’s! 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7607 Technically, we’re in *his* apartment. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7608 When you told me you really stuck your head out to land this apartment, this is not what I had in mind. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7609 Looks like the zoo has stay-at-home orders, or is that our son, Geoffrey? 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7610 I had heard that our new neighbor was tall. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7611 Why does he always come up here to watch Netflix? 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7612 I'm not sure if he's from the floor below or the next one down. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7613 We can't have a dog, but no one said anything about a giraffe 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7614 At least all we have to do is feed it. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7615 Mary, it looks like our downstairs neighbors have adopted another zoo animal. 1.1190 0.06986 42 39 1 2
7616 Talk about sticking out your neck! 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7617 Well, I guess that's one way to fill in that hole. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7618 You're really not helping things by calling it a commonplace 'Giraffa camelopardalis'. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7619 I don't mind being neighborly, but their dog didn't need this much space. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7620 I miss the elephant, too. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7621 At least we got the part that eats. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7622 I thought the hole was for a fire pole. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7623 We should have gotten the duplex. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7624 The guy says I'm building an Ark . . so you humor him . . . 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7625 I'm glad we moved the Hors d'oeuvre table 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7626 The guy living on the floor below retired from the US Navy as the commander of the submarine fleet. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7627 Whack-a-giraffe transforms a waiting room into a sub-Saharan arcade. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7628 It is either that or we share our Netflix password with him... 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7629 Maybe it’s some type of message about sticking your neck out and taking a stand. Black Lives Matter. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7630 I told you the ceilings were too low in this building. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7631 "That damn rental company swore this was a giraffe free building. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7632 When we need her, our neighbor really sticks her neck out for us. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7633 Maybe we should introduce him to the wildebeest family upstairs. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7634 Well, at least we got the good end. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7635 I love our avant garde living art co-op building, and we really got the better end of the deal with Apt. below us 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7636 In the ‘80s, Jeffery here bought the warehouse with the air-rights, before Toys R Us went under and before Williamsburg had river front condos. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7637 The new trend in Psychology: "On the Same Couch", doesn't seem to work! 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7638 I understand the new tenant's a zookeeper. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7639 We should work more pattern into our design schemes. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7640 Looks like the Morgans got around the No Dogs policy. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7641 Our ficus tree is gone and that is not cool! 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7642 Is it ok if we change the channel? 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7643 I'm so glad you talked me into the "Duplex." 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7644 at least we go the better half of the animal discount 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7645 They always have such interesting conversation starters in their den. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7646 At least it’s quite during game of thrones 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7647 Sure, we have to feed her, but I still think we got the better end of the deal. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7648 Exotic pets, no clean up . . . I think we're onto something. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7649 Could be worse, we could be feeding it and cleaning up after it. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7650 On the bright side, we don't have the part that needs the litter box 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7651 Emotional support my butt!!! I want Charlotte back! 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7652 Thought I’d pop in to stay in touch 1.1190 0.06986 42 39 1 2
7653 This part I've accepted. It's when she takes a lap that I struggle. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7654 How do we get him to move out” “I can’t see the TV” 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7655 He said it's ok to pet him, but he's on a diet. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7656 Maybe a high-rise is its new natural habitat? 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7657 I bet he wishes this was the penthouse. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7658 I think he’s looking for the Penthouse 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7659 Makes it hard to watch TV. I can't see Rachel! 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7660 Think they'll expect us to pet-sit for them? 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7661 Neighbors bought it. They're sending food up. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7662 He’s the best He will always stick his neck out for us 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7663 The zoo was not very specific regarding its "adopt an animal " program. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7664 He's a bottom. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7665 Do you remember that the super said this was what the hole was for? 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7666 I wonder what it’s like living below them. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7667 Now you know why I bought a duplex. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7668 I wish we had just gone with the cute little dalmation. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7669 I am glad this is not the Lion’s Den. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7670 Let's make sure our next apartment doesn't reside above the city zoo. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7671 Should we order dinner tonight or just some more house plants? 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7672 At least it’s not the back end 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7673 Uh-oh! 1.1190 0.06986 42 39 1 2
7674 Have you met out new downstairs neighbors yet? 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7675 I told you, the downstairs' neighbors told me they aspired to get to our level. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7676 PLEASE, NO MORE TENANTS WITH PETS 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7677 At last we see eye to eye. Now we see eye to eye. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7678 I wondered what the heck that hole was for. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7679 I'm kinda getting used to him and you got to admit the rent on this place was way below market. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7680 I thought we agreed to not take Zoo calls on the couch. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7681 I wish we had kept the bonsai collection 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7682 At least there’s not an elephant in the room. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7683 Well, at least we didn't get the ass end. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7684 We have to lean back to flush. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7685 He's a bit obsessive about those 'the human race is about to die out' documentaries, isn't he? 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7686 There is no elephant. 1.1190 0.06986 42 39 1 2
7687 You're right, we do have a giraffe problem. I'll call the exterminator. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7688 This works way better than his beanbag chair! 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7689 I used to like that Paul Simon song. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7690 Do you remember which floor we parked on?" "Well, it wasn't the ground floor. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7691 Endangered or not. We can’t keep it here. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7692 Want to cut another hole? He seems lonely. 1.1190 0.06986 42 39 1 2
7693 Yeah, I guess the neighbors downstairs are really running a zoo. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7694 Toys R Us opened a new pop-up store in the space below. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7695 All I remember is the building superintendent saying something about putting in a laundry chute. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7696 It's not the feeling that I'd anticipated...it's really much less. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7697 This Zoom virtual background has gotten out of Control!! 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7698 It gets better after the first two seasons 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7699 So our downstairs neighbors didn't move to the country because there wasn't enough room! 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7700 I get it, it's sort of fair, but she could wear a mask. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7701 No mask?! 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7702 She thought she was breaking through the glass ceiling. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7703 Support Head Start 1.1190 0.06986 42 39 1 2
7704 Come on,let's just watch one more episode. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7705 Zoom was OK, but Zoo is much better. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7706 I’m here to talk about the invisible elephant in the room. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7707 Wow?!? the neibs had mentioned a petting zoo... but?!?" JK Fuller, Genoa, N 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7708 The two story units were all rented. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7709 C’mon honey! Protests! Inequities! Political campaigns! It’s time to stick your neck out. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7710 You were right.The garage isn't big enough for Jeffy. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7711 If I hear one more discouraging word from our neighbors downstairs, it’s going to be baked beans for the rest of the week. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7712 At least he doesn't have to use the stairs! 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7713 I'm no expert, but I'm happy we're not in the apartment downstairs. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7714 Yes, Art Deco, you’re right! And no worries about the other end.” Will Hunter, Plymouth M 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7715 I dunno. They claim to have an easement. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7716 He's a High Riser alright 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7717 But if he turns around, his face in my face! 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7718 Sure the neighbor is nosy, but when was the last time we threw out old vegetables. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7719 I knew when Toys R Us downsized into Jeff’s apartment there would be a problem. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7720 But the duplex was so expensive! 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7721 Well, the agent did mention that there was a famous performance artist living in the building. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7722 That's what I call sticking your neck out! 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7723 I know it’s giraffing you crazy but at least we have the upper half. I can’t imagine what it’s like for the Johnson family downstairs. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7724 That rug did more than tie the room together. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7725 He asked if I could look after his pet for a few days ... 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7726 He's got a StudioPlus apartment 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7727 They don't have a TV, so I invited her up. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7728 She pops up twice a week to watch The Voice! 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7729 I knew that 6 foot ceilings in apartments was a bad idea. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7730 I thought the HOA had a rule for everything single thing. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7731 Thank goodness we chose the duplex! 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7732 No necks left behind! 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7733 Get us two masks. It's covid in spots. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7734 Next time you plan to lecture the Jones on safaris being unethical - just don't. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7735 So you already knew the guys downstairs were tall and that’s why you had me cut that hole in the floor? 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7736 ImMIGRATION? 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7737 Next time, we're keeping the emergency fund, and my niece can do the modern art. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7738 Yes, dear, I should've asked you first. But our downstairs neighbors don't get Animal Planet. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7739 Sometimes I wish the squatters would do a little more squatting 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7740 His Animal Channel subscription has been cancelled. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7741 I should have sprung for the duplex. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7742 'We should take out the carpet,' she says. 'Hardwood looks nicer,' she says. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7743 Are you sure that right-of-way is in our lease? 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7744 Warhol’s “Serengeti Glory Hole” is the pinnacle of provocative art. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7745 This is a rather liberal interpretation of the "Small Pets Welcome" rule... 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7746 Well at least up here we just have to feed him! 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7747 I told you he is too tall! 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7748 Okay, Heads up! 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7749 Heads up dear. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7750 Geoffrey? 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7751 I didn't know there were any giraffes in China!! 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7752 Now where am I going to put the new coffee table? 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7753 On the upside, the new downstairs neighbors are pretty quiet. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7754 That reminds me, were you able to sell the Knicks tickets? 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7755 I told you the floor below has low ceilings. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7756 My friend the elephant wasn't available. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7757 She really had to stick her neck out to allow this to happen. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7758 It's not great, but the guy downstairs has it worse. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7759 Little Neck? I thought you said Great Neck. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7760 They said living in a tree house would be different 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7761 What happens when their kids grow up? 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7762 Really glad we went for the duplex. 1.1190 0.06986 42 39 1 2
7763 So glad that we figured out a way Sal can join us for TV time from downstairs. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7764 Hey. Where's your mask? 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7765 Order takeout, I've got an idea 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7766 It’s the illusionary carpet being sold on Instagram. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7767 I thought this building had pet size restrictions. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7768 We really should have paid more attention to the easement clause. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7769 It's too bad about your house plants, but I still think we got the better end of the deal with Amanda and Ted downstairs. 1.1190 0.06986 42 39 1 2
7770 Finally we can watch television all together. But we were really naive when we saw these skyscrapers. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7771 I was given a heads up on the new tenant below us. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7772 I'm glad we didn't buy that rancher 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7773 I told you we should have used password123 for the cable log-in. Now we have company rather than just a freeloader 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7774 You're lucky. No one every stuck their neck out like that for me. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7775 Oh look, a girgaffe. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7776 Told you the fireman’s pole was a bad idea. 1.1190 0.06986 42 39 1 2
7777 Well, it is her Neckflix account 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7778 Sure we get the part that has to be fed 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7779 At least we don't have to worry about diapers! 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7780 The neighbors sure like to stick their neck out for us 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7781 Ever since PT Barnum IX. moved in ... 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7782 We're just struggling to see eye to eye these days 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7783 Do you think he noticed us? 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7784 Seems like we are the foster family, not our neighbor 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7785 Our neighbor must need a chiropractor. Get him your card. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7786 It's still better than when we kept hitting our heads on the ostrich from the roof. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7787 Oh, sorry, I forgot to mention Wilber. My ant and uncle died, and now, I got him. He's been in the family for a long time. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7788 We're sharing him with the Goldbergs downstairs. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7789 He really stuck his neck out for us with the co-op board. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7790 My dear, you should follow his example: always stick your neck out. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7791 I knew there was no such thing as a teacup giraffe 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7792 We really need new downstairs neighbors. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7793 A gilded cage is still a cage. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7794 It’s your turn to do the litter box. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7795 Nope, I still think living above the giraffes is advantageous to living above the elephants or, especially, the kangaroos. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7796 I mean, its more humane than a dead trophy animal mounted on the wall, but... 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7797 As a taxidermist, I consider this my finest effort. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7798 I knew we should have given the downstairs tenant stricter remodeling rules. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7799 It's not the elephant in the room that's upsetting. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7800 Why don’t we suggest that he considers a water buffalo instead. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7801 What happened to the Schefflera? 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7802 I told you sharing Netflix with I’m was a bad idea 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7803 Is this not my apartment? 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7804 In hindsight, I think the only thing that could possibly make sense of a televised Donald Trump speech would be a huge bowl of popcorn. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7805 I don't mind your friends coming over, but do they have to act like animals? 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7806 Can you see if the wild animal park can watch him over the weekend. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7807 You're right. There is a delay. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7808 12 foot ceilings! you said...'we won't even know the neighbors are there!' you said. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7809 If we report them for No Pets, then they'll report us for No Pot. 1.1190 0.06986 42 39 1 2
7810 How long are you going to ignore the elephant in the room? 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7811 I've heard about the the elephant in the living room, but this brings it to a whole new level. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7812 It can be disconcerting, but she helps with the rent. 1.1190 0.06986 42 39 1 2
7813 Another heads up from the neighbors 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7814 Don’t you think the co-op board’s new pet policy is stretching things a bit? 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7815 Can you believe our luck? A move-in ready duplex. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7816 Angela, I think its time to cancel the National Geographic channel... 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7817 Next time the neighbors ask us to pet-sit, get the specifics. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7818 Do you think it is connected to Global Warming? 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7819 I promised him his own Netflix profile but he still can't work the clicker. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7820 This neighborhood is turning into a zoo. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7821 My landlord promised me this apartment had high ceilings. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7822 Does this mean the downstairs neighbors can't complain anymore if I vacuum after 9pm? 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7823 I knew that tenant below us was sticking his neck out when he moved in with that pet. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7824 He really likes that pepperoni pizza, even the cold leftovers for breakfast... say, I wonder what's happening downstairs? 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7825 I'm not sure that qualifies as sheltering in place. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7826 Do you actually think this is contemplated in the condo association manual? 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7827 They are bringing the zoo to you during the virus. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7828 Can you please get your own Netflix subscription? 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7829 Logistics nightmare as Art 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7830 So this is necking?” 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7831 I told him rising to your full height could be confining. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7832 I don't know what we would have done if the triplex market hadn't loosened up. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7833 I guess the home safari package didn't entirely come up short. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7834 Are you sure the broker said "a cool girfare in the high units?" 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7835 The guy at the TV store said it puts the “high” in high-def 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7836 She's the perfect penthouse pet. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7837 Seriously, is that giraffe taking cuts? 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7838 Guess New York really is a zoo. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7839 Hello, did you see my baby? She must be starving in the lock down. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7840 He must have gotten one of those standing desks.” -brad vog 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7841 Nice view ya got here. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7842 ... and she won't pay for our Netflix for moral reasons... 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7843 I’m not nuts about this arrangement. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7844 This home-zooing is getting old! 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7845 Okay, maybe the photos of the beluga whale off the San Diego coast were real, but I still don’t believe there were bears in Scarsdale. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7846 Can't wait to see if the donkey beats the elephant this time. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7847 must have poked up when it heard out the 2 incredible art pieces behind us 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7848 Ugh. He’s blocking my view! 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7849 I told the architect that the building should make room for the wild life 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7850 I love this episode! 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7851 But it has outdoor space 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7852 But the lease said we could have a pet!" "It said 'one cat or small dog.' 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7853 Honey, I always thought we were on the first floor” 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7854 It’s probably made out of cake too 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7855 Could be worse, we could have rented the unit beneath us” 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7856 Why won’t it look at us? 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7857 See, I told you they’d deliver it. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7858 Sharing the overhead seemed like the smart thing to do. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7859 This isn't a neighborhood watch party, Gerry! 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7860 I needed to stretch 1.1190 0.04447 42 39 2 1
7861 Tired of the elephant, let’s address the Giraffe instead! 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7862 I hope it is an unarmed giraffe and not an armed undercover cop 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7863 This isn't working Shannon, your music taste gives me anxiety, yes, that's it 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7864 I had no idea, but it's really bigger on the inside! 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7865 When you can't afford a Netflix account alone. 1.1190 0.06986 42 39 1 2
7866 I guess someone had a quarantine growth spurt...just wish he would have put on a mask first. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7867 I told you the floor is too low 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7868 I told you about that neighbor 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7869 Sounds like there’s an elephant in the apartment above us, too. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7870 nothing about 2020 surprises me anymore 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7871 I’ve only ever seen them on TV. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7872 Are we on Candid Camera? 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7873 no we’re watching jurassic park not giraffic park” -an ode to neighbors who are a pain in the nec 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7874 Well honey, look at the bright side at least we are on common ground with our neighbors now. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7875 I'm so glad there are animal sanctuaries in this city. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7876 Sorry honey, it's a load bearing giraffe 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7877 This isn’t where I parked my car... 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7878 Did I tell you the downstairs neighbors have a new pet? 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7879 Μovr over dude! I'm missing the good part of the movie!" @newyorkerma 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7880 -Sometimes the hot water in the shower goes completely cold or goes to the temperature of the sun - -Have you called your mother? 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7881 Girlfriend: "can we talk about the elephant in the room" boyfriend: "babe that's a giraffe" 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7882 The realtor said nothing about this 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7883 'Elephant in the room' is so 2019... could we talk about the giraffe in the room instead? 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7884 Well, at least we don’t have to address the elephant in the room. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7885 It’s still better than the elephant upstairs. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7886 What are you two doing in my headspace? 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7887 When the bottom drops out and giraffe to stay home. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7888 And they had an easier time with the co-op board, too. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7889 He never puts his head in the sand. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7890 I thought we were here to talk about the elephant in the room. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7891 I believe he is ahead of us roger. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7892 I hope he’s not carrying deer ticks. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7893 ‘You know, in times like this, I really could stick my neck out a bit more.’ 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7894 Behind the Giraffe 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7895 After Toys R Us closed all its stores, he hasn’t been himself 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7896 Why the long face? 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7897 Don’t you worry that the splotches are a little too uniform for our aesthetic? 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7898 Is the Girafe Condo finished yet? 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7899 God damn it Fred! Everything single night with this thing! 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7900 I’m glad we could finally make time to hang out with the downstairs neighbor 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7901 You give em an inch ..... 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7902 This is not social distancing. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7903 We need to score forty pounds of weeds. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7904 The ostrich stuck his head in the sand so I- 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7905 Ugh...so this is how they feel on our 'visits' to the national park. 1.1190 0.06986 42 39 1 2
7906 I do appreciate that you’ll stick your neck out for me, but I think you’ve gotten a little overzealous here. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7907 I thought an elephant was a problem. So why are we here then? 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7908 Those apartment photographers are something else 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7909 I'd say we came out on the better end of THIS deal at least. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7910 Think he’ll give us a Superhost rating? 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7911 Now I understand why the landlady wanted us to keep this hole open. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7912 The super said he'll seal it once the zoo opens back up. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7913 It brings new meaning to contemporary art. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7914 Yeah, I heard they were making the building giraffe-accessible. At the time; I wasn’t sure what they meant.... 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7915 The neighbor downstairs heard about our art collection and thought we could share this piece. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7916 Honey, I know you said we had a nosy neighbor, but there are more defining characteristics at play here. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7917 He: What if our neighbors object? She: We'll toss him some kibble and say he's ESA approved. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7918 I warned the condo board about this. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7919 For your birthday, I brought the zoo to you! 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7920 Not all of us can go out on a limb for you 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7921 Should we address the elephant, er, giraffe in the room? 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7922 I don’t about this zoo delivery service. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7923 I think our downstairs neighbors might be breaking the COVID gathering limit 1.1190 0.06986 42 39 1 2
7924 So this is how the other half live. Nice view. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7925 I’m telling yah, Art is just getting weirder and weirder 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7926 I told you the acacia floor wasn’t a good idea. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7927 That’s one way to get ahead in the New York real estate game. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7928 All I’m saying, would it hurt to check the lease one last time? 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7929 Forget the elephant in the room; that's so last decade. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7930 Take your quarrels outside, I have an early day at work, from home. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7931 It may be time to consider getting him his own TV. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7932 When is the elephant supposed to get here? 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7933 - "Well that's how we visited Kenya in the summer of 2020". 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7934 And we thought having Dracula for a roomate was a pain in the neck. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7935 Honey, I don’t care about the fire station moving. We should have kept the pole. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7936 Is this how we are going to the zoo now? At least we didn’t get the elephant 1.1190 0.02856 42 38 4 0
7937 HOA really use strange tactics these days 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7938 The manager swore to me that he was looking at the duplex. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7939 why our neighbors have to be so nosy? 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7940 How come she always finds a way to block the TV?? 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7941 Tiger King is even crazier in 4K! 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7942 this isn't quite what i meant when i said you shouldn't bury your head in the sand 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7943 It wasn't just a wormhole. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7944 Since you live on the 4th floor, I don't mind coming over again and again 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7945 This Joe Exotic trend is getting out of control! 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7946 They say effiel tower is not visible only if you stand just below it. I think it's time for us too, to gain a different perspective..... 1.1190 0.06986 42 39 1 2
7947 Are we going to discuss this one or is it another elephant situation? 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7948 Well honey at least there isn’t an elephant in the room 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7949 I thought it was weird when they said the apartment included “a raffle from the basement”. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7950 I wanted to address the elephant in the room, but I guess this will have to do 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7951 2020 must’ve moved to the next level in Jumanji 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7952 This wormhole is starting to piss me off. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7953 Can we charge rent? 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7954 Umm, Mr. Quigley, you’ve been like this for four hours now. Don’t you think it’s time to call your doctor?! 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7955 What did you say the "G" in CGI stands for again? 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7956 Floor to ceiling views 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7957 is this how the second wave of covid enters the house now? 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7958 At least we have high ceilings. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7959 Glass half full 1.1190 0.06986 42 39 1 2
7960 This VR IS bomb 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7961 Hey Geoff, you make a better door than a window. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7962 using giraffes for filling the holes between stories is hype now 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7963 It’s taken me a long time to realize this. Your metaphors need to be recalibrated. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7964 These ceilings keep getting lower" 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7965 . “I know all about avoiding the elephant in the room, but I didn’t think we’d also need to evade the giraffe in the apartment below.” 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7966 - ”as if the elephant was not enough, so now we have to address the giraffe in the room also!” 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7967 What happened to the pink elephant? 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7968 Well, it started when the floor fell through and then I decided to stream a documentary about the exotic pet trade. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7969 You should look at the bright side.. At least we do not have to pick up its poop... 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7970 There’s only five more months in 2020. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7971 I think it’s a stretch to say it’s the elephant in the room don’t you?” @newyorkercartoon 1.1190 0.06986 42 39 1 2
7972 Now I see why the landlord asked about accomodations for different needs. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7973 Is she ahead of us in the line? 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7974 The realization of classified ad “Downstairs tenant is Menagerie” is not a saloon. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7975 This appartment really has low ceilings 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7976 Well, I guess it's a jungle out there and it's becoming a jungle in here. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7977 These zoom calls are really annoying. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7978 when you said we had to talk, i thought it would be about ‘the elephant in the room’... 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7979 Don’t we live on the first floor? 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7980 First an elephant and now this? 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7981 . "Frankly, the elephant was easier to ignore." 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7982 Having smashed the glass ceiling Gertrude longed for a simpler life... 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7983 Now we've completely gone to the zoo...!! 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7984 So glad we bought the penthouse 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7985 I thought the add said "roomie" not "ruminant". 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7986 This may seem like a bum deal but at least it isn't the bum deal. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7987 So does this mean I’m the giraffe king? 1.1190 0.06986 42 39 1 2
7988 Well, the zoo’s closed so... 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7989 So that's why the rent of the loft right over @themuseumofmodernart was so affordable... 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7990 I guess nature IS really thriving during lockdowns" 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7991 May be we should offer some popcorn? 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7992 enjoy this view of me blocking your view 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7993 No, it’s not ideal, but we’ve got it better than our neighbors downstairs. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7994 «I never understood the fuss about these high end apartments» 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7995 I told you it wasn’t a glory hole” @shawndny 1.1190 0.06986 42 39 1 2
7996 The family plan really is more affordable. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7997 I guess we should be happy we only have to deal with this half. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7998 Who do we call? 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
7999 I know, but I didn’t realize just how pet friendly the building would be. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
8000 Yes it’s a co-op, but the rent is cheap 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
8001 „Hey you not gonna leave that lyin‘ here on the floor...!“ „it‘s not a lion - it‘s a giraffe! 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
8002 That explains why 4F is always stomping around like an elephant. 1.1190 0.06099 42 38 3 1
8003 I know there have been budget cuts, but I'm not sure if this new shared office space is going to work out... 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
8004 I thought you were taking care of your entanglement with the neighbor?” “Yeah we have to stop calling it that. He said he’d be reminding me how long the relationship was and I‘m not sure what else to expect, but in addition to commitment, I’m deathly afraid of snakes. 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
8005 He just likes to watch the elections. Said "wanted to see who gets 'trumped' this time" 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
8006 Still on the wait-list for the duplex? 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
8007 When she asked to share Netflix, I thought she meant our password. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
8008 But no, you said we couldn't rent a ground floor apartment. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
8009 Even moving to the new duplex didn't alleviate his depression. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
8010 I thought you were kidding when you said you had a giraffe named Kitty. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
8011 This vet sure accommodates all animals. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
8012 I thought the expression was “Elephant in the room” 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
8013 Better to have the feeding floor that the pooping floor 1.1163 0.06827 43 40 1 2
8014 That's the new carafe table? 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
8015 So much for a great buy on a 'short sale'. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
8016 A vet office on the second floor. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
8017 That gopher is a bad influence Frank Buckley, Andover,MA 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
8018 The pet clause in the tenants' leases say that pets in the building have to be house broken, but say nothing about height! 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
8019 That downstairs neighbour’sgot some neck 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
8020 I hate living above that bitch Carol Baskins. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
8021 She's not really functional as a coffee table, but she makes a good coat rack. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
8022 He's social distancing, but where's his mask? 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
8023 Honey, this sure takes modern art to a whole new level. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
8024 I recognize the right to own pets downstairs, but we need to set some boundaries. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
8025 I guess our neighbors one floor down don't have as high ceilings as we do. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
8026 They must be watching that spin-off from "Tiger King" 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
8027 Did you move the acacia tree? 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
8028 Probably not his natural habitat 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
8029 I understand our new downstairs neighbors used to live in a loft.” 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
8030 I guess he missed the Pent House! 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
8031 Ordinarily, I don`t mind pet-sitting---but this is nuts! 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
8032 It really helps to have a long neck because you can see the TV better! 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
8033 You’re right honey, this is much better than a Peloton. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
8034 I thought there was a 'No Pet' policy. 1.1163 0.06827 43 40 1 2
8035 We don't really have jobs where you can work from home. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
8036 This is stupid. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
8037 Avant-garde furnishings. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
8038 Once there was a tree? 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
8039 It feels very sparse in here. Maybe we should buy a ficus tree. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
8040 I’ve heard of the elephant in the room, but this is a new one. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
8041 The loft might have been a better choice. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
8042 Mary, the ostrich that moved in above us, said she might join us later as well. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
8043 It must be their comfort girraffe. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
8044 I still think we got a great deal on this place! 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
8045 He'll be fine as long as he doesn't get the remote. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
8046 Ahead of her time? 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
8047 Close to the zoo” I think was a misrepresentation by the broker 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
8048 Now is not the time to address the elephant in the room. 1.1163 0.06827 43 40 1 2
8049 It's still better than the elephants who moved in upstairs. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
8050 When I heard our building was getting a pop-up zoo, I didn't see this coming. 1.1163 0.06827 43 40 1 2
8051 Your company is appreciated, but not now 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
8052 It's high time we talk about the elephant in the room. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
8053 ‘You didn’t believe me. I told you a studio couldn’t hold him in the city. Now he wants a duplex’. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
8054 We are a pet friendly building. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
8055 He's here to see us in our natural habitat. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
8056 If she didn't poke her head through our ceiling no one would've guessed the place is upside down. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
8057 Well, they said a cat would need a garden 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
8058 Yeah... I forgot to tell you that Amazon is now shipping zoo animals. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
8059 I don’t mind the downstairs neighbour stealing our cable, but this is going too far. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
8060 At least it is socially distancing 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
8061 Another LOOOOOONNNNGGGG DAY of POLITICS, where’s the ELEPHANT?! 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
8062 there’s nothing on tv 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
8063 „That‘s what‘s happening when you move to the 8th floor.“ 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
8064 I guess our downstairs neighbor didn’t flee the city 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
8065 I thought you said this was a high rise! 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
8066 What is pence doing here? 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
8067 So, is neck-y the new nosy? 1.1163 0.06827 43 40 1 2
8068 Now the whole thing makes sense when Greg said he'd stick his neck out of it. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
8069 Damn I’ve missed you! 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
8070 I told you we should’ve gone for the Nintendo switch 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
8071 Oooh the ceilings are much higher in this apartment! 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
8072 Damned prescriptive easement 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
8073 Well what was I supposed to say Beth? No? He hasn’t worked since he was laid off from feed the giraffes! 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
8074 Hes just here to help us pick our next Netflix series, then he’ll leave. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
8075 I hope he doesn’t quarantine for two weeks here. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
8076 A viagra a day, keeps the giraffe away! 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
8077 That is not a snail! 1.1154 0.04474 52 46 6 0
8078 I thought they said "no pets" when we rented in this building 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8079 We should not have taken an apartment so close to the zoo. And I told our landlord that we can no longer live with a peeping Tom in the building. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8080 Feeding him's not so bad, imagine what the guy downstairs has to go through. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8081 So much for an open plan with a view! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8082 I hope joint custody works out.” 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8083 It’s a whole level 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8084 Atleast its not a bat 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8085 Is it just me, or is the television getting spotty? 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
8086 I think the humans didn’t get the memo, this type of shrink helps us get smaller 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
8087 Yeah he recently signed and moved in downstairs. The Knicks are desperate. 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
8088 when you said you were having a giraffe I just assumed you were trying out your cockney rhyming slang 1.1064 0.05470 47 43 3 1
8089 Is this China? 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
8090 All I'm saying is he stuck his neck out for us. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8091 Okay, fine – technically, this is a 3-D HD display. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8092 Mmmm nice view. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8093 At last we're heading somewhere. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8094 Well, he did ask if he could use our Netflix account. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8095 The doctor say it's not a fear of heights. Apparently I'm just really impatient. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8096 6 feet! 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8097 I just nevet envisioned this when the HOA scrapped the "no pet" clause. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8098 This is what happens when you change your wi-fi password. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8099 How tall are giraffes supposed to be? 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8100 I'm all for accommodating the neighbors, but we may have taken it a step too far. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8101 Weird, but it looks a little horny. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8102 The rental agreement only mentions dogs. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8103 Pet sharing is great - but I feel guilty that we got the best part. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8104 I’m weirdly ok with this. Not so much the hole in the ceiling. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8105 It's been years now, and that thing has never left that hole. Next time I'm reading the lease. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8106 It was my good deed for the day.” Don Dechman - Austin T 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8107 Um, I don't like it there; perhaps at your mother's?! 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8108 We should have moved to the 10th floor - not the 9th!! 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8109 Still better than the hippopotamus upstairs. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8110 I don't think the Condo Board's CC&R's approves keeping "Large Pets". 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8111 Now she can watch Nature without having to have one leg in each bedroom and her forelegs blocking our view. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8112 I guess we’re sharing the giraffe in the room with the people down stairs. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8113 I told you a giraffe is too high maintenance,we should have gotten a cat. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8114 Do you think that's our marriage counselor? 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8115 Guess that explains the smell downstairs. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8116 He said he has no interest in spying on us. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8117 I guess it wasn't the best idea to buy an apartment above the zoo. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8118 Jack Hanna used to have this apartment. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8119 If he grows much bigger we'll have a ceiling hole, too. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8120 Do you thing he’s part of our “bubble”? 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8121 At least it comes when it's called 1.1000 0.06980 40 38 0 2
8122 Next time let’s rent where only short pets are allowed. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8123 When they said A room with a view They didn’t say who’s view… 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8124 Can you please move your head a little, I can't see ? 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8125 We could never talk about the elephant in the room because it was something else. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8126 You can't call her a stalker when you told her to pop her head in any time 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8127 I suppose we will never get around to the elephant in the room? 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8128 Sure beats your Zoom safari idea. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8129 Ok, I guess it is time to call the exterminator. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8130 Hey, Quibi’s back. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8131 Holy moley!! 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8132 This new installation is rather lively. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8133 It was easier than lowering the basement floor. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8134 I tried to put my dick in her mouth, but it was a no go. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8135 The Smiths are getting a little too high minded for me. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8136 Lets go watch t.v. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8137 and you thought it was crazy to get the downstairs apartmen 1.1000 0.02532 40 37 3 0
8138 Who needs the Nature Channel! 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8139 'Honey, the hole isn't 6 ft. away... 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8140 See, I told you we could make it work. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8141 the Nairobi Hilton's "pets allowed policy" is very inclusive 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8142 It could be worse - we could've been stuck with the other end. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8143 How does he get his big head through that small hole? 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8144 Basically, it’s why I needed a duplex. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8145 Doris, something just came up.... 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8146 When I signed the lease, I had no idea what a 'giraffe variance' was. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8147 It wasn't easy to get its head through the hole! 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8148 I thought we were in the penthouse 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8149 I realize we are all considering sticking our necks out beyond our comfort zone, but I think Harry could be taking things to an extreme. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8150 Great... every time we watch a movie someone sits in front of us. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8151 ‘“I’m so glad we bought the unit below.” 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8152 I think the folks downstairs used too much fertilizer. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8153 The realtor said our neighbors would really stick their necks out for us, but he neglected to mention they would also be animals. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8154 I hope it is a strict vegetarian. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8155 Imagine the people downstairs. They have the bottom half. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8156 I mean, I get that it's not easy to walk around all hunched over but, not only do we have to live with his ceiling reno, the co-op board just fined us for not having the floor completely covered. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8157 But he loves the view. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8158 When we bought the flat there was this ridiculous clause. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8159 I guess we shouldn't have approved their height variation request at the homeowners' meeting, eh? 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8160 She's got another thing coming, if she thinks she's going ahead of us. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8161 Guess the TV ad was right. We should’a got the termite inspection. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8162 Looking for love in all the wrong Places”..... 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8163 That's what we call REALLY low ceilings! 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8164 Maybe if we had put a rug down they wouldn't have done this... 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8165 I'm on TV and I'm also a giraffe.... 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8166 “I thought you told me we we buying a douplex, not a zoo- plex.” 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8167 He is heads above our downstairs neighbors. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8168 I could watch whatever I wanted before National Geographic hired Gordon Ramsay. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8169 Because the elephant in the room wasn’t enough? 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8170 I guess we should address...uh...the giraffe in the room. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8171 The feeding is work but clean up duty would be worse 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8172 Look who's coming to dinner! 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8173 I'm starting to think we've been doing too much streaming during this CoVid shutdown. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8174 Now that we are here, let‘s address the giraffe in the room. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8175 When they said it was sustainable housing, I thought that just meant the solar panels on the roof... 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8176 All we have to do is feed him. They get the rest. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8177 I like the giraffe better than the elephant in the room. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8178 Except for the line on my itty bitty neck, it would appear to the casual observer that I am in possession of neither shirt nor nipples, and, furthermore, that my trunk lacks the melanin concentration so apparent in my dusky face. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8179 Giraffe-trification. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8180 Can you hold the on location stories until the movie’s over, please? 1.1000 0.06980 40 38 0 2
8181 I told you a lowered floor was not "basically the same" as a raised ceiling 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8182 I read about it: Covid-19 precautions now prevent people from rehoming regular pets, so zoos decided to step in. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8183 The condo association's evicting us--for breaking the no-pet rule. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8184 I don't remember seeing that in the Airbnb listing. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8185 I thought the realtor said it comes with a VIEW, not a ZOO 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8186 A hole in our floor, with a head of a giraffe! - I don't know whether to cry or laugh. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8187 She always has to arrive five hours early to our parties. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8188 Our decorator did not like that brass pole. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8189 Trust me, it's way worse living beneath them. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8190 We need to get him his own TV 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8191 We were just talking about the elephant in the room. This is SO bizarre! David B. Smith Miami Beach, Florida 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8192 This isn’t what I had in mind when they advertised “floor to ceiling windows”. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8193 She's still covered by rent control. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8194 And she tells me I’M a pain in the neck for hogging the remote! 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8195 The HOA voted to allow pets since the pandemic. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8196 Well, it’s better than looking at the ostrich’s butt. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8197 We got a great rent reduction - and we don't have to clean up after him. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8198 The setup here has changed. I thought we had it all to ourselves. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8199 I guess "ten foot ceilings" aren't enough for some tenants. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8200 When the broker said a Toys R Us was opening on the first floor... 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8201 He just doesn’t stick his neck out for anybody. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8202 The back of your neck is ridiculous. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8203 Honey you said you wanted a more exotic babysitter for little Peter.” 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8204 Oh, it's just a new wrinkle in the ancient art of stealing cable. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8205 I’m sure she’ll feel at home now. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8206 Jeez. The apartment below us really is a zoo. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8207 Our neighbors have clearly outgrown their apartment. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8208 We shouldn't have sold the air rights. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8209 'Yes, I'm very fond of him; but you know, I kinda miss the old VW bus" 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8210 How come the giraffe gets a room with a view 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8211 ... I'm glad we got the eating end... 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8212 Toys R Us Withdrawal Syndrome. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8213 I didn't think he would actually give us a heads up. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8214 On the bright side we only have to feed it. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8215 On the upside, we don’t have to clean up the poop. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8216 They said it was a floor-through on the upper east side for $2700. I just signed over the phone before I lost out to someone else. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8217 He would have never gotten the job before the GDA took effect. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8218 I told you we should have moved into a loft apartment building. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8219 He's been waiting a LONG time. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8220 Oh Look, a new pet! 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8221 Well I have to admit that I did say to the downstairs neighbor we were happy for them to have a pet!! 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8222 Did the zoo run out of room & move into our building? 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8223 I thought they said no pets? 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8224 We Bought a Zoo 2: Zoo With a View 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8225 I'm sorry, but I preferred it when we talked about the elephant! 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8226 I knew we should have rented a basement apartment 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8227 The rent's more than I can afford, but the studio downstairs comes with the rest of the giraffe. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8228 At least we get the half the food goes into. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8229 He said he is looking for a duplex. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8230 See? I told you climate change would have some good points. Now a safari tour has come to us! 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8231 Spot was framed. Dug himself out with a trough. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8232 It's supposed to help with the mood of the apartment. We pay a little more each month, where the people downstairs pay less since they get the rear end. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8233 This must be a mile stone around his neck. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8234 No, no, it's fine! We'll just feed him, but they have to deal with his other end. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8235 Our landlord just...HAS to cancel our rent now, right? 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8236 It's a 50:50 deal; we feed and they clean up 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8237 Aside from this I kind of like these new Bronx Zoological Park Apartments. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8238 I'm just glad we're on the intake end and not on the floor below them 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8239 Please not a neck and neck election. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8240 Ever since that new family moved in it’s become a complete zoo down there. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8241 We're over here, FOMO. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8242 Millsap, this drawing just does not make a for a funny caption. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8243 So much for their high ceilings" 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8244 Honey, did you sign us up for the interactive zoo exhibit? 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8245 That's the way to get to the head of the line 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8246 Maybe LaMarck was right? 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8247 Depending on how much we feed it, I'd hate to be the people downstairs. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8248 Wow, he looks like he's lost his way to the Zoo. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8249 It kinda gives new meaning to upstairs downstairs. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8250 Oh, that's the one who'll never look you in the eye. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8251 He recently moved into the apartment beneath us. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8252 Pets allowed 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8253 We aimed pretty high with that mixed family thing. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8254 How dare he pop in without wearing a mask 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8255 I think it’s time to get Daphne her own TV. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8256 That's why I refused to buy the flat in the first floor 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8257 Wish he'd stop complaining about the noise from upstairs. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8258 I most have misunderstood the neighbors when they asked if they could pop in for a minute 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8259 Apparently the landlord is a conservationist. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8260 Great call the pet share. No clean up. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8261 Okay, you're right. I can't see either. We're going to have to buy a TV for the jungle room. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8262 downstairs upstairs 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8263 I’ll insist on using the stairs until she agrees to wear a mask 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8264 Ugh, fashion models. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8265 Heads I win, giraffes you lose ! 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8266 Yay! “Toy’s R Us” is back!” 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8267 "Hey Buddy". "The high rise is the next building over". John Curliano, Alameda, CA 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8268 Who knew they liked streaming? 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8269 Open floor plan - now let 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8270 I'd swear the agent said you'll love the McGraff's. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8271 See what happens when you turn on Wild Kingdom. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8272 Well, I guess this is what you get when your neighbors are zookeepers. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8273 At least we got the upstairs unit. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8274 I told you we should do a “pest control” 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8275 We're post-guerilla street art. Now it's all pop-up giraffe installation. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8276 Too bad they did not rent the penthouse 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8277 Remind me to patch that hole. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8278 Honey don’t worry it was her home, we just encroached it. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8279 It’s a zoo out there. Don’t you agree? 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8280 Honey, I don't think apartments were made with this poor guy in mind... Is this what they call structural violence? 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8281 I feel like we’ve watched everything on Neck-flix. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8282 well someones movin on up in our deluxe apartment... 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8283 They were all out of big cats, this is all I could find 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8284 Maybe you could help pay the cable bill this month. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8285 . “Well, they did say the building was animal friendly”. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8286 3D has really evolved since we’ve been to the movies! 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8287 I am pretty sure this place used to be my home! 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8288 Hey I am not a trespasser, I’m just a neckpasser 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8289 So is this speciation? 1.1000 0.06980 40 38 0 2
8290 You said Netflix and chill, right? 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8291 Live where you look at giraffes. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8292 Honey, can we please just give him our Netflix password? 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8293 Maybe we should address the giraffe in the room? 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8294 I read that Carol Baskin moved to NYC recently. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8295 Covid is still a thing? Giraffe-ing kidding me 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8296 The rent is cheaper three ways 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8297 When the popularization of giraffe park resorts and rigorous self-isolation occur in the same year... 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8298 Yeah no- she seems a lot happier. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8299 Is this a new kind of rorschach test? 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8300 It really wanted to watch TV series with us. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8301 Hey! Habitat encroachment is our thing. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8302 I think we need to start wearing masks when Survivor is on. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8303 I don’t care if it’s David Attenborough downstairs replace the giraffe hole 1.1000 0.06980 40 38 0 2
8304 I told you we shoul wait until 2021 to buy an appartment 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8305 In fairness, it did say a room with a view 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8306 The elevator was broken. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8307 Honey, did you spike my drink again? I don't like what I'm seeing. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8308 They weren’t kidding that this was a new kind of open concept 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8309 Giraffe!! Huh, we will discuss our marital issues when there will be an elephant in the room. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8310 If the giraffe's in here, should we be out there? 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8311 My downstairs neighbor asked if I wanted to go in halfsies on a giraffe. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8312 I told you the new neighbor is wild! 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8313 Hello, just popped in to ask you guys to keep it low cause you're giraffe-ing me crazy! 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8314 Only when we're watching #bojackhorseman🐴 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8315 Thank goodness there’s no glass ceiling right honey? 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8316 Actually, my pronoun is Elephant. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8317 I thought it was the concrete jungle not safari 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8318 I love that microforests are helping the planet, but do we need to get vaccinated? 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8319 I thought we were on the first floor? 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8320 Sorry, I seemed to have overestimated the ‘high ceilings’ in my apartment. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8321 why is this stuff surprising anymore. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8322 I think you’re right Honey...Let’s move to the suburbs 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8323 Well, that’s the snag of living in a high-riser 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8324 I guess the rug really did really tie the room together. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8325 Is it a real or surreal kind of art? 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8326 I was afraid sooner or later he’d catch us living in his attic! 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8327 Excuse me, you really should be wearing a mask. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8328 He said the penthouse was a little out of his price range 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8329 My dear, maybe this “compromise” story has got a little too far... 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8330 We’re next in line, right? 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8331 I’ve heard that mortgage delinquencies are going through the roof... 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8332 Hello! Did they call my number yet? No, oh....okay. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8333 Head. Down.Now. (So I Married an Axe Murderer cred.) 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8334 The governor just announce the butt-stuck phase.. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8335 I’m entering my Lucien Freud phase. I didn’t want to seem too obvious though, so I went for a giraffe on the floor instead of a zebra. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8336 I really thought 'glory hole' meant something else.... not an actual hole for Glory 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8337 Since we cannot travel to Kenya this summer, we brought Kenya home. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8338 Whatever happens in the world, I can’t live with wildlife at my home 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8339 2020 zoom be like 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8340 Maybe we should talk about the elephant in the room. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8341 What’s the saying, honey? “the giraffe in the room” 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8342 I told you we should’ve gone with the high rise.. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8343 Didn’t realize you lived in a co-op 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8344 I asked for sustainable pole dancing 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8345 I’m all for doing what it takes to get in the right headspace but this seems a bit excessive. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8346 When the market crashes, they’ll all wish they’d put their money in giraffes. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8347 Do you think it will eat sourdough? 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8348 Well, she technically IS six feet away from Paolo and Gertrude... 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8349 Sure we're going through house plants, but the view certainly is better! 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8350 #GlobalWarming 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8351 The downstairs apartment was cheaper, but... 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8352 Sorry, got off at the wrong floor 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8353 This definitely isn’t 6 feet 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8354 I told you these people loved the heights 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8355 They said this new therapist was miles ahead” “That kind of thing is exactly why we’re here, Darren 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8356 I appreciate your unique taste in art, but this new coffee table just isn’t working 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8357 I think we're next 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8358 I thought only positives were going to come out of an apartment with a rent ceiling 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8359 Looks like our neighbors should have found a place with higher ceilings. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8360 What am I supposed to do with half a giraffe, Susan? 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8361 You make a better door than a window. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8362 I really don’t mind the neighbor’s pet. All I’m saying is, it’d be nice to watch one of our shows for a change. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8363 look, at least it’s not an elephant in the room 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8364 I guess I didn’t realize what “floor-through” meant 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8365 Well it did said Love Thy Neighbor" lo 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8366 Well, Atleast we don’t have smell his feet 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8367 This will be an interesting group therapy session” 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8368 Maybe you didn't get the point when I asked you a long neck, darling 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8369 #I thought the co-op board voted against giraffes?” 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8370 Told you "elephant in the room" was an outdated phrase 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8371 We’ve been ‘holed’ up at home since the pandemic began 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8372 How accommodating they are! Must be the right place for us. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8373 now THAT'S why this building discourages houseplants. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8374 I thought glory holes were supposed to go in the wall 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8375 I thought I’d check this office, the floor below won’t take my insurance. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8376 . In depth essential survey # 27. " Should there be restrictions on the companion animal / fur baby choices our citizens have?" 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8377 So I was right! You do have the better view of the city. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8378 Do you think the stay at home suggestion has been lifted? 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8379 A spiral staircase would be noisier but less nosy. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8380 Did we ever install that carbon monoxide detector? 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
8381 aren't there co-op rules regarding the evolution of thumbs? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8382 Actually, I think it's a little worse than the ostrich upstairs. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
8383 She thinks this is an appropriate response to me asking how’s the weather up there... 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8384 Nothing exists; even if something exists, nothing can be known about it; and even if something can be known about it, knowledge about it can't be communicated to others. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8385 It sure is a diverse neighborhood! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8386 Shall we talk about the elephant in the room? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8387 Look, I get accommodating the new African family downstairs, but this is the “feed me” end of this thing, right? 1.0976 0.06812 41 39 0 2
8388 I donno, baby, maybe it just another trick to get us move a floor down. Damn! just as we're about to move-up to next floor. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
8389 And that's why I said to put the playroom downstairs! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8390 I know our downstairs neighbor is a giant, but does he really need a support animal? 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
8391 Well we said we wanted an open floorplan. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8392 We're should consider ourselves lucky - we've got the less messy half! 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
8393 I know he’s a member of our bubble but I missed that last play entirely. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8394 Avert your eyes from the ceiling. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
8395 We could be in the basement apartment. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8396 What kind of glory hole is this? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8397 I didn’t know PetCo sold giraffes 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8398 Toys R Us, "Geoffrey the Giraffe", has finally found a home! 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
8399 Love this guy!! 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
8400 We've been getting along much better since we switched apartments. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8401 Well, we finally met the neighbors 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8402 Listen, it’s fine with me if you want to keep her, but I’m still going to need a carafe. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
8403 I TOLD you it was a bad idea to get rid of that acacia tree. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8404 I've called management. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
8405 Must be a veterinarian downstairs. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
8406 Bob and Mary really should have consulted us on their new pet! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8407 Aren't you glad we went with low floors rather than high ceilings? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8408 It's a Rothshild, but I got it at half price from a Danish zoo. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
8409 I didn't know Pollock did Giraffes 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8410 I wonder the people downstairs are watching. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8411 I told the new neighbor to pop in. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8412 At least we get to feed her. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8413 Are we gunna talk about the elephant in the room? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8414 At least we got the smart half. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
8415 Binge watch a soap opera on the Discovery channel? 1.0976 0.06812 41 39 0 2
8416 1B is on home safari. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
8417 Must be auditioning for the necking scenes. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
8418 He promised if I cut it, we could use his Disney+ login. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8419 OK, I admit that buying the Toys 'R Us assets out of bankruptcy may have not have been a no-brainer... 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
8420 Just... don’t look a gift horse in the mouth. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8421 Honey, this IS high-rise living. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
8422 ‘Oh my god! This AI enabled virtual zoo is so life like!’ 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
8423 When the Airbnb post said, ‘near nature’ I had no idea it meant this. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8424 I thought we agreed on six feet from the sofa 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8425 Maybe have a sign on your seat back that says 'Don't lick the frog .' 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
8426 Babe, Are we gonna address the Giraffe in the room, or, we pretend it’s it’s not real? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8427 I thought you told me this redevelopment had a protected Lithograph ... 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
8428 To get an affordable rental these days... 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8429 Does this mean something different than ‘elephant in the room?!?’ 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
8430 *sets down iPad displaying google search for safari tour* “Targeted advertising sure is getting invasive.” 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8431 Do you think he plays basketball? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8432 The rent on the apartment below was way cheaper... but I'll rather just stick per contract to the feeding. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
8433 i preferred wildlife on the telly, hon 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8434 I told you we should have challenged the eminent domain claim. 1.0976 0.06812 41 39 0 2
8435 I guess the neighbors don’t believe in social distancing 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8436 You know they do this caption contest every week, right? 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
8437 Hey I can’t see!! Ugh just like the movies... 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8438 Honey, is this rug returnable? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8439 Fine, she can stay, but you’re cleaning the liter box 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
8440 ‘Talk about the giraffe in the room.’ 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8441 Well, I guess it’s time to address the giraffe in the room. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8442 Wrong room. Sorry. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8443 And you thought we were missing a fire pol 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8444 We addressed our elephant - the downstairs neighbors really need to address their giraffe in the room 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8445 I guess it’s ahead of us. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
8446 I'm not sure she goes with the apartment's minimalist theme. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
8447 Do you think he misses the fire house? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
8448 Cities are great," they said. "You have plenty of space," they said 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
8449 This time we have to lodge a formal complaint with the condo association. The Millers are clearly taking advantage of our shared love of pets. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
8450 I don’t this this place has the privacy we need. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
8451 It seems social distancing is spreading everywhere. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
8452 Ugh the downstairs neighbor keeps getting high. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
8453 Marci, are we going to have to drill a new hole every time 'inmate 11b' wants to show us his new haircut? 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
8454 When we started that dandruff shampoo, this isn't what I had in mind. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
8455 Ask Damien Hirst to remove us from his Christmas list. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
8456 One of us has got to run for the co-op board... 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
8457 'Well, the reason we wanted to talk is not-so-much an *elephant* in the room, per se.' 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
8458 I think one of the neighbors is using our NETFLIX account again. -Adam A. - Mount Washington, CA 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
8459 I heard the neighbors had a new pet. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
8460 Yeesh, he’s really putting his neck out there for this one 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
8461 I told you, she always gets skin rash by watching fox news 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
8462 We need to get that easement off title. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
8463 The previous owners had a rug and coffee table there. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
8464 Do you feel a giraffet? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
8465 Should we tell the neighbors about Firestick? 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
8466 We sould ask the girafee to pay for a ticket if she wants to see Netflix with us, don’t you think? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
8467 I didn’t know this was a duplex. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
8468 I didn't know The NYZoo was expanding on this scale 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
8469 Home improvement reality television is what brings us together. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
8470 It's modern art Sarah. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
8471 So, that's your nonsense point of view 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
8472 He must have heard that a head shrink works here. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
8473 Is he going to pay his part of the rent? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
8474 You know every since Jeffrey left ToysRUs he doesn’t seem like himself 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
8475 Hey, Jerry...did I leave my laptop up here? 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
8476 Wait! this cozy cage doesn't smell like pee! 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
8477 Oh hey, Humans, they gave you a television in your cage? It’s time to talk to Jim, the keeper, I guess! 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
8478 It was cheaper than buying two TVs 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
8479 See I thought we were here to address the elephant in the room... 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
8480 I guess we are safe unless he decides to he is hungry or wants to move around! 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
8481 I really hope they don't do a 'Giraffe King' 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
8482 Don't mind him, dear. He says he's chipping in for our National Geographic subscription. 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
8483 I know that the tenants directly below us are zookeepers, but do they have to bring their work home with them? 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8484 At least it isn't rats. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8485 Sure, he can hold a paintbrush in his teeth, but do we have to hang his art in the living room 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
8486 He outgrew the jungle. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8487 Not very likely at this point; I even had to take the hallway door off the hinges to get her in. They're supposedly hypoallergenic. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8488 I think she pooed. 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
8489 You and I have very different ideas about the 'upside' of renting to the circus troup. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8490 I thought their ceilings were higher. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8491 It's about time we address the elephant- I mean giraffe in the room. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8492 Do you think we should giraffe her a question? 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8493 The co-op rules are not specific. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8494 The good news is we only have to feed it... 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
8495 I think she wants to neck. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8496 No Frank- we aren’t watching The Office again. 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
8497 They have hanging plants. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8498 I'm glad we didn't take that apartment two floors down. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8499 It's called Therapist-Replacement Therapy. Giraffes do have three hearts, so... 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
8500 At least we’re not in the apartment below her. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8501 I really think that our new neighbor is becoming too invasive. 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
8502 There are easier ways to try and turn your apartment into a duplex. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8503 He lives below - has to work from home. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8504 It's a good thing we have a duplex. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8505 Near the Zoo" was the biggest selling point 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8506 But I thought they drilled down to China! 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8507 Would it be so much better if he lived upstairs? He's hoofed. 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
8508 This way we don’t need to worry about the poop... 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
8509 A SOCIALLY DISTANT EXPERIENCE BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE BRONX ZOO *sigh* We should've read the fine print, hun. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8510 I guess it's art. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8511 So let me get this share-a-pet thing straight. We feed him and the people downstairs clean up after him? 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8512 It’s a feature, not a bug. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8513 Well, honey, the contract really does say "a view with a room" - it wasn't a typo. 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
8514 Sorry I’m late. 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
8515 I told you ,we needed 12 foot ceilings 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
8516 A penthouse above the zoo, she said, all of our friends would be envious she said. Geez!! 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8517 OK, we did the live installation, but who the hell is going to see it? 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8518 Well, at least we don’t have to clean up after her and she probably gives great head 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
8519 Good think he decided on the ground floor apartment, or we'd be flooded every time it rained . . . 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
8520 The neighbor downstairs asked if we would mind her having a pet.... 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
8521 I see the Hardcastles have added to their menagerie. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8522 I told you we needed a duplex. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8523 ‘’As we told you on the phone our marriage is really influenced by a giraffe” 1.0811 0.02740 37 35 2 0
8524 All the ad said was 'tree top views'. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8525 Yes, I did say a big Yayoi Kusama piece would look great in this room. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8526 At least someone's not afraid to ride the subway. 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
8527 I told you we should have bought a duplex 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8528 I told you he'd like townhouse living. 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
8529 At least we can afford rent now. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8530 I knew the rental discount for an apartment above the zoo would not be worth it. What if she's a spitter? 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
8531 Just imagine if had been an elephant” 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
8532 It is in the lease. At least we don't have to clean up after her. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8533 I told you we shouldn’t sublease the basement 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8534 This happens every time we watch National Geographic 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8535 Not sure what's worse: the fact that this is the only way to make her comfortable, or that now we know the floor's two inches thick. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8536 At least the feeding is better than the alternative. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8537 Down in front, man!" 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8538 Maybe the water buffalo mud hole would have been a better idea. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8539 You think this is bad, you should see the upstairs neighbours. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8540 Look on the bright side; we could have the apartment below theirs. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8541 No wonder the rent was so low! 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8542 One disadvantage to living in the penthouse. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8543 I don't mind doing the feeding, but are you sure that the downstairs neighbors promised to clean the litter box. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8544 do you think if we kill the kids the giraffe will leave? 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8545 Too bad our apartment doesn't have stadium seating... 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8546 Our neighbor gave steroids to his goat. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8547 Never knew Burt downstairs worked at the zoo... 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
8548 He's fully grown, according to the cab driver with the safari helmet. 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
8549 It’s a new kind of Rorschach test. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8550 Disappointed? After all we've done for you? 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8551 Living in the heights is not at all like in the musical. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8552 I told you we should have taken the condo on the lower floor The view's not as great but neither are the surprises 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8553 Law of Attraction. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8554 You mean, WE have got to feed it? 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8555 We really should’ve gotten a pet that fits in the apartment. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8556 It’s nice nowadays to bring a little nature inside. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8557 It was rated as the best wireless, home security system. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8558 And they assured us that he stopped growing ! 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8559 There's part of a giraffe in our living room. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8560 If we switch to voice control she won't be able to keep changing to the animal channel. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8561 I guess none of the apartments have vaulted ceilings. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8562 So how can you tell ToysRUs became LoftsRUs? 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8563 Look, a visitor! 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
8564 I hear that the neighbors downstairs are moving out. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8565 At least we're not watching television. 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
8566 Well, we did volunteer to help the zoo with sheltering during the pandemic. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8567 Whoops, we are in the wrong room. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8568 I’m glad you can see past the taxidermy. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8569 They bought a zoo. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8570 Do they expect us to feed him? 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8571 When Craigslist advertised "The Hole Package" and you accepted it as a misspelling. 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
8572 Vertically bold. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8573 Oh God, another Look-i-lou 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8574 He says something about feng shui. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8575 I don’t want to be when she learns that Geoffrey moved out in 2017. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8576 Man, like you are really missing .....what is it they say? "The Giraffe in the room" dude ! 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8577 I've heard of "Mole in the Hole", but this is ridiculous! 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8578 Before it went condo this was a Toys r Us. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8579 Heads, you win again. Let’s make it the best 3 out of 5. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8580 I told the zoo keeper downstairs that working at home wasn't a good choice for her! 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
8581 Sooo glad we opted for the duplex, eh! 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8582 At least we won't have to worry as much about house breaking. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8583 I told you we shouldn't have rented over a Toy R Us. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8584 I've heard of nosy neighbors but this is ridiculous. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8585 "So glad we had a spacious bathroom installed on the lower level." 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8586 Tiger King is available on Netflix, you know. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8587 Gerald is certainly thriving in captivity. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8588 Oops, sorry, I entered the wrong cage. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8589 We shoulda taken that duplex. 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
8590 I can't believe it, but I actually miss the elephant in the room. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8591 I just feel like a regular vacuum might be simpler. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8592 Well, I am glad we are giraffe sharing the top half. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8593 Rumor has it her Uncle can reach the Penthouse. 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
8594 Sorry, babe. I reread the lease and it says ‘Room with a zoo!’ 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8595 It looks like we have another mouth to feed. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8596 When I said animal heads on walls was way out fashion, I think you took me too literally 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8597 His reach exceeds his grasp of personal space. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8598 I knew we should have bought the unit in the Lemur line 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8599 At least we don't have to contend with the other end. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8600 Yeah, it’s probably rough having the landlord in the apartment below yours. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8601 What if I got this kangaroo to suck me off? 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
8602 I guess it’s better than the bunny ears 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8603 I told you it is a bad idea to ask our neighbors if they want to share Netflix. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8604 He decided to stick his neck out and come over for a visit. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8605 Clean your ears? 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8606 I knew we shouldn’t have rented a third floor apartment. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8607 She’s always looking down on us and it’s straining our relationship. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8608 It's your turn to clean her box. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8609 Oh great, it's another 'The Great Escape' attempt from the New York Zoo. That keeper shouldn't have ever let them NETFLIX that movie." 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8610 This is taking “raise the roof” to another level. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8611 Wow, I've always wanted a duplex! 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8612 Told you that renting would be a bad idea! 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8613 I like my DTs better than yours yours! 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8614 It’s called ‘living art’, babe. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8615 Sorry, I thought you said ‘room with a zoo’. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8616 Of course I had to bid! It's an original Warhol after all. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8617 He moved in downstairs right after the Toys'R"Us bankruptcy, just as a short-term thing. The hole extension came later. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8618 I showed them the I know a spot meme too much, I guess they wanted to be funny with this. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8619 Yeah, it's not as fun as whack-a-mole. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8620 We should have given more thought to that ground floor petting zoo amenity before signing the lease. 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
8621 Well, there goes the neighbourhood... 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
8622 At least we just have to feed him - the Johnsons downstairs have to take care of the rest... 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
8623 Your right. We got the better end of the deal. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8624 I thought pets were only allowed on the second floor. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8625 The thought it was a cat. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8626 Part of the decor, paid by the hour 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8627 I requested a Unicorn and they sent me Biden. 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
8628 I think we should have gone with a coffee table. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8629 Hey, downstairsnik, know you place! 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
8630 It's time whoever lives down there started helping with the rent. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8631 Next time we're getting a first floor apartment! 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
8632 Look on the bright side: we don't have to clean up after it. 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
8633 Finally, it's not that elephant! 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
8634 Yes, we have to buy hay. But think of what the guy downstairs will put up with. 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
8635 Well, it certainly makes feeding time easier. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8636 I told you those 12 foot ceilings were no big deal. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8637 Somehow I envisioned our agreeing that pets were OK in our building was going to work out differently.... 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8638 He stuck his neck out. We’re doomed. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8639 There’s a giraffe’s head in our living room. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8640 I told the building rules should forbid any pet... 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8641 I would speak to your landlord, but like Bogey in Casablanca I stick my neck out for nobody. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8642 Every time we watch Dirty Dancing. 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
8643 Our neighbor with Mutual of Omaha just started working from home. 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
8644 I thought this was couples counseling. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8645 I said we should charge more for the sublease, but you didn't listen. And now I can't see the TV! 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8646 maybe we should have bought a loft unit before he got so big. 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
8647 Wow. Even the zoo animals are complying. Should we get him a mask? 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8648 I think we need better wall-hangings. 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
8649 Do you think it’s weird that we don’t have a real giraffe? Robert Van Brocklin, Portland, Ore. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8650 Sorry, dude, this show is under 18'. 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
8651 The mystery of the great New York real estate deal is revealed . 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8652 So, we need to focus through those ossicones?" 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8653 Yup, the view's definitely better up here. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8654 Well, it was great not having to worry about housebreaking it. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8655 At least we don't have to address the elephant in the room. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8656 I know this place was cheap, but I don't know if he's potty trained. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8657 Well, I'm just glad we're on the third floor and not the first floor. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8658 I guess out new neighbors have moved in. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8659 At least we won’t have to listen to the thumps below is anymore. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8660 The animal cloning experiments in the apartment below us has to stop. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8661 I thought it was kind of weird that the realtor kept saying that we were buyin "hole" would apartment 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8662 She already ate the whole bale? That reminds me, the guys downstairs were hoping she can be house trained. 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
8663 A potted plant would do nicely. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8664 Jimmy 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
8665 Please change the channel so I can watch "There's a Giraffe in my Soup". 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8666 That's the last time I'll ask anyone to make a long story short 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8667 Plus utilities? 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8668 Our neighbors downstairs must be outgrowing their space 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
8669 Another Looky Lou, Joyce 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
8670 I know it's called Hotel Giraffe but this is ridiculous. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8671 How many giraffes does it take to change the downstair’s lightbulb? 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8672 It's Geoffrey! Remember when Toys R Us closed? Well, he had to live somewhere. 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
8673 The folks downstairs need to spring for cable. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8674 Well, hun... I guess the elephant was busy. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8675 I knew you would avoid the elephant in the room. 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
8676 Dude's never laughing but he's always giraffing 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8677 There wasn't a single kitten to be had. Seriously. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8678 I'm rethinking our decision to go to psychedelic marriage counseling. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8679 I heard that you have a good collection of modern art. Can I see it? 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8680 Maybe it’s time we grew up, too. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8681 He likes to watch "Animal Kingdom" on our big screen TV. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8682 They don't have a TV downstairs. 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
8683 I told you we should have gone to that firm in the ‘burbs. 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
8684 I long for the "Elephant in the room" days. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8685 The broker *did* say said the owner would be sticking his neck out if we moved in before the 1st. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8686 You see, I told you we had new neighbors.” 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8687 This was my entire severance as assistant manager after the Toys ‘R Us bankruptcy. My best stock boy lives below me. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8688 Should I tell him this could be better than being in the zoo? 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8689 This is AR - Actual Reality no devices required. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8690 Chop him off at the bottom of the neck, or feed him. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8691 I told you that we should have fed him down stairs! 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
8692 Does the Housing Authority have an ungulate policy? 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
8693 We just have to feed her, the Thomas’ downstairs tend to the rest. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8694 Wish we lived on the ground floor. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8695 How did this happen? The landlord asked if we liked animals, but this is a bit much! 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8696 I was wondering what happened to our ficus. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8697 He's looking for Ugarte. 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
8698 His mother-in-law's flight got cancelled because of COVID. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8699 I think Hermann and Jesse fell in love feeding him at the zoo and he thanked them. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8700 You're the one who wanted to password-protect the Wi-Fi 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8701 It was the only way I could feed him. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8702 Interesting. No mask. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8703 (1) At least we won't have to clean up after her ...unless she drools...or sneezes. (2) I say, we must thank the Longfellows for sharing. (3) Remind me to thank the Seffarigs for sharing. 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
8704 We're trying to diversify. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8705 I guess this is a tent. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8706 Isn’t it the elephant in the room ? 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8707 But she’s a rescue Gwynn. And I promise we can pick up your acacias from the Bickerstaffs in 1A in the morning. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8708 Danish giraffe lives matter 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
8709 This fuckin giraffe keeps telling us to vote for Joe Biden 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
8710 HEY LOOK: Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives in the Serengeti. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8711 "Who would have guessed our art would take on a life of its own?" 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8712 Man, I got some crazy neighbors, it's like a zoo downstairs 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8713 I asked him for dinner. He s6aid ,"too much of a stretch." I i 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
8714 To be honest, I didn’t read very carefully the building’s pet policy disclaimer. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8715 Peekaboo gets old after a while." 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8716 I’m pretty sure our downstairs neighbor is stealing our cable. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8717 What I said was: "Lets talk over the Zoom." 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8718 Talk about a horror movie when a giraffe busts through your floor 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8719 Look, I know he stuck his neck out for us, but does he have to be this nosey? 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8720 Honey, I told you we should have moved into a no-pet apartment... 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8721 I’ll go get the saw. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8722 Well we are luckier than the people in the apartment below 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8723 She seems to be adapting well to city life. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8724 Planet earth is almost becoming too real 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8725 So are they White with black stripes? Or are they Black with white stripes? 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8726 They're twenty minutes late. I knew they'd be late. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8727 You're right, the Noshörning would have been a better choice. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8728 I need this like a hole in the head! 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
8729 The neighbors' Airbnb gimmicks are getting out of hand. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8730 Just be happy we ended up with the eating end. 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
8731 I didn't mind you outbidding for the Neverland zoo; but..." "At least the kids have a sliding board. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8732 I hope he doesn't get a sore throat after this. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8733 Michael Jackson used to live here. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8734 Do you think we’ll have to pay the pet deposit too? 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8735 Keep your distance, honey. That guy's got Black Tongue. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8736 Room for growth. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8737 When I said you need to stick your neck out for me, I didn't mean literally 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8738 Should we complain to our Zoo Owners Administration? 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8739 They've expanded MAX head room. 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
8740 They knocked $50 off the rent because we're technically zoned as a wildlife safari. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8741 She will even stick her neck out to protect us1 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8742 I mean, he's not even wearing a mask 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
8743 See? Animalists should be ok with this carpet... 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
8744 At least we got rid of the groundhogs upstairs. 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
8745 I understand he's made some real breakthroughs in world of architecture. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8746 No doubt, Rex is Dolittle. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8747 They obviously didn’t consider all of the tenants during remodeling. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8748 We had a dickens of a time delivering him here in the van. 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
8749 It's amazing what the neighbors will do to snoop on us. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8750 We'll get the heads up on this now, for sure. 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
8751 I bet they miss their old apartment with the cathedral ceiling. 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
8752 I thought you were telling one of your tall tales again. 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
8753 Yeah, I know I’ve done some trash art myself, but this is to much! 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8754 The Bronx zoo just opened their new annex in the unit below us. 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
8755 G-d d--n de Blasio. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8756 Did you hear someone downstairs? 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8757 The real shame is that it isn't big enough for a fire pole. 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
8758 perhaps we should swap floors with our new neighbor. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8759 He’s head and shoulders above the students downstairs, but he’s a pain in the neck as a tenant. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8760 Living above a zoo has its pitfalls, sure, but sometimes the elephants throw their peanuts up here. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8761 Hey honey...didn’t Dr. Onabajo say we’d be meeting our therapy pet today? 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8762 It’ll be cheaper to live above a zoo they said .. it’ll be fun they said .. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8763 I hope this safari home delivery service doesn’t include lions. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8764 We already took care of the elephant... 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8765 You certainly have a BIG heart for adoption 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8766 And we thought we were holed-up. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8767 Ron, call your mother and tell her that I didn’t kill the Acacia” 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
8768 At least we don’t live in a pigsty. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8769 All of a sudden I’m feeling quite vulnerable” 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
8770 No, your profile didn’t mention you’re in a program for Toys ‘R Us kid still struggling to grow up. Which step is this? 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8771 Did they not realize they could have adopted a dog? 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8772 Aren't you glad we had the foresight to buy a duplex? 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8773 Where’s the elephant? 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8774 That is NOT what I thought the elephant in the room would be. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8775 Didn’t they tell us we couldn’t have wind chimes or bird feeders? 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8776 I guess rent includes a subscription to National Geographic? 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8777 This flat has been a great deal 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8778 I mean he can't change his height but does he have to be mask less 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8779 One gets curious when quarantining in an apartment below noisy neighbors. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8780 Covid is taking over the zoo, pretend I’m not here. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8781 They told me the ceiling was higher in rental video tour 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8782 I thought you said we’d finish “Tiger King” 🐅🦒 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
8783 It’s getting harder to find buyers who meet the multiple. 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
8784 I did not realize before it has two cute little horns. 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
8785 Let me introduce you to Toto. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8786 Quarantine in the Giraffe 'MENor' 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
8787 Knock, knock. Who’s there? Long neck. Long neck who? Giraffe. 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
8788 With Covid, this is the only way I can see my peeps too! 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8789 He mentioned he wanted to share our Netflix. Didn’t realize this is what he had in mind. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8790 It was included in the Airbnb experience 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8791 I’m thinking carry out tonight 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8792 We can’t complain. She really stuck her neck out for us. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8793 They did say this new build was for people coming up in the world 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
8794 We should have never agreed to share a pet with the neighbor downstairs, but then at least we don't have to clean up the mess like the other neighbor. 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
8795 Going to stick my neck out and say coming here was a bad idea 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8796 The downstairs neighbors are getting a little too comfortable 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8797 ‘What was I supposed to say Michelle? No, lockdowns don’t apply to extra large zoo animals? They’ve made him a permanent home worker!’ 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
8798 Dr. Lamarck is not really quitting, is he? 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8799 Zoo? What zoo? 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8800 I guess Greta wanted some fresh air 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8801 But PETA suggested THIS form of taxidermy 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8802 And, now, for a different perspective. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8803 I know he eats a lot, but at least we don't have the "clean-up" end. 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
8804 Well as giraffes say, you don't get no leaves unless you stick your neck out. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8805 The guy downstairs did say the Zoo approved remote work. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8806 When you go to couples therapy to adress your man's erectile dysfunction and Matt Damon bought the apartment below to open a Zoo during lockdown. Not the expected elephant in the room. 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
8807 Question pal: Why does the giraffe have a long neck? Well, because giraffe has smelly feet that's why 😂😂😂 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
8808 Our downstairs neighbor giving us a heads up? 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8809 Yeah, I know. The times have changed since COVID? 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8810 They said there was no other place to put the restroom. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8811 Calm down. Franny assured me that the landlord believes in science and we are clearly the natural selection for this apartment 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8812 ‘That giraffe is the most predictable part of 2020.’ 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8813 It’s starting to seem normal now 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8814 We just didn’t think getting a pet would be this disruptive. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8815 I might be able to tune in; neck’s weak. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8816 At least we don’t have to talk about the elephant in the room. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8817 Geoffrey is here to talk about his new company since his toy company didn't work out so well 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8818 what’s so interesting that’s been keeping them inside all this time?! 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8819 Hmmm..seriously, Is this what you call 'Into the Wild'? 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8820 - The neighbors from downstairs said he wants to watch just one more episode... 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
8821 Keep up with The Joneses they said. 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
8822 I knew our deal was a stretch. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8823 ‘Going? So soon?’ 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8824 I’m up to here with your nonsense 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
8825 - So much for their ‘teacup giraffe’. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8826 Look- it was either this or the fireman's pole. 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
8827 Okay I’m going to say it, these paintings suck 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8828 🤔 “ For cryin’ out loud. Why can’t we just live nearer the zoo”. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8829 I miss the elephant days... 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8830 Let's see what Damien Hirst can make out of this one 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8831 Seems like the tenant screening downstair is loosened during this recession 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
8832 Didn't know this was the paediatrics department. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8833 We'll need a bigger place if we want to make money from Lockdown Bnb" 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8834 I asked for more houseplants Jerry, not a f*****g jungle 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8835 Binge watching > addressing in our 𝚏̶𝚊̶𝚌̶𝚎̶ apartment issues.... wait!! Issues are binge watching too :p 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8836 I’m ready to combine our households 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8837 More breaking news 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8838 what a stump!! 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
8839 Don't worry dears, that's our below apartment guys pet giraffe...... 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8840 Quarantine presents unexpected challenges for Bob and Suki. "I guess asking him to move a little to the left of the screen is out of the question." 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8841 I know it looks like I’m trying to distract you Sally with this giraffe head, but I need you to hear me. I know we have had our ups and downs, but we are still here. Through all of this madness you and I are still here weathering the storm. I’ve made mistakes and I know I’ll make more, but my care and affection toward you has never changed. Please, give us one more chance..... 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8842 6 feet... Check! 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8843 I don’t know, Marc. This guy says it’s pronounced “jif”. 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
8844 I’ve heard other animals bury their heads in the sand when they want to escape reality. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8845 I thought this was a fourth floor walk up. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8846 Lo and be hole 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8847 I'm not even going m-aak to 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8848 I thought the realtor said this building had double height ceilings? 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8849 I knew the board should never have let Charles Lazarus into the building. 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
8850 I knew making a tree house in the Savannah could be a bad idea 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8851 I always thought it would be an elephant in the room but I guess therapy might still be worth it. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8852 : our vision is 20/20! 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8853 When I asked Jim how he was doing and he said he was through the roof, I didn't expect this" lolol idk🤷🏼‍♀ 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8854 So, that's what those horns do... 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8855 We have to get out of here, sticking your neck out doesn't seem to work that well 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8856 I’m really gonna stick my neck out here and ask how you got in our house. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8857 He sublets 6 cubic feet, but we share a bathroom 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8858 In the end it was easier to just accommodate her. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8859 Sure Jack, we should definitely address the big elephant in the room... but I just think there’s something taller this time. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8860 Indeed they returned to their original habitat.. we have captured it for decades! 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8861 Hey, you two— couples therapy’s on the first floor! 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8862 Don't worry honey, it's just a part of the half-time show for 2020 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8863 Only safe way to share the account now that they hired those hitmen. 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
8864 Cutting a hole in the floor seemed like a neighborly thing to do at the time—but then it ate all my pillows. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8865 I'm not sure if that drive-in safari zoo experience was a good idea 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8866 I thought this was supposed to be a virtual zoo tour. At least there wasn’t a delivery fee. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8867 So this is where my drawings ended up. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8868 This neighborhood is really getting gentrified 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8869 Vegan Taxidermy is the next big thing darling, I can just feel it 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8870 Marge, don’t think for one second this is going to distract me from the elephant in the room 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8871 it used to us that went to the zoo for entertainment. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8872 Animal Planet: Homecoming 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8873 If only all the people who told us having a pet giraffe in the city would be impractical could see us now. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8874 My manhole cover is showing. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
8875 He's blocking the TV 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
8876 Wow, the people downstairs have a really tall dog! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
8877 That was our last head of lettuce. Maybe we should rethink this pact with the neighbors. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
8878 It's probably worse for him. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
8879 I think it really speaks to the loneliness of being a giraffe. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
8880 I told you to not stream NatGeo..." 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
8881 We should have asked if the landlord lived downstairs. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
8882 Watching TV has become a bit of a challenge since she moved in below us. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
8883 And I thought the elephant was bad. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
8884 In all the confusion we forgot that Giraffe Heights Matter. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
8885 They sleep standing up, so that would be a "no." 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
8886 His spots do not go with our decor 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
8887 There's a seal down there, too ... 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
8888 Just buy your own cable... 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
8889 Remember when he was Harry's odd little pet? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
8890 I wonder what size light bulb it uses? 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
8891 See, I told you we should have rented that nice ground floor apartment. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
8892 I guess he's next in line now. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
8893 She's been working from home. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
8894 The Michies’ unit in 2C must have a watering hole. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
8895 That was quite a stretch 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
8896 Ok doc, last week we talked about the elephant in the room... 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
8897 These new zoos are strange. But at least we get to look at the head. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
8898 I don’t think your neighbor’s kid is going to like this show. You need to at least fast forward the part with the lions. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
8899 You’re asking, what’s the elephant in the room? Well, we’ve now moved on to a giraffe. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
8900 We’ll pay for the damage, Dr., but I think it’s finally time to fix the elevator. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
8901 bruh, I thought this wouldn't be a cake too 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
8902 When will our friend stop growing he is already taller that his parents. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
8903 ‘This is fine’. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
8904 New neighbors moved in downstairs 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
8905 He is fitting in quiet well 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
8906 'Honey I think we should move. This landlord is too nosy' 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
8907 I spoke too soon, it looks like everyone does need a mask 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
8908 I don't remember eating that.. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
8909 I guess there just weren’t enough elephants to go around 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
8910 'The new neighbors are starting to get on my nerves' 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
8911 But they told us about climate change, didn't they? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
8912 He said it was only temporary. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
8913 I could have sworn that what the real estate agent said was that our downstairs neighbor's name was Roger Afton 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
8914 We never should've let the guy below us install that skylight. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
8915 ....and they're Mormon. 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
8916 Shhh, guys! I’m trying to watch the news 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
8917 Looks like one more thing that stuck its head in the sand in China and came out here! 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
8918 'Honey,the attorney is ready meet ,willing to stick his neck out for us' 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
8919 Let‘S name him Earl. 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
8920 When the Whac-A-Mole goes out of control 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
8921 2020 VACAY: I’m contacting the safari agency right now. I’m no longer interested on watching the lions 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
8922 I am sure they put up the sanitising booths in the peepholes 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
8923 I always wondered why a physician and a veterinarian shared the same office on the first floor. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
8924 Your giraffe is blocking my glory hole 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
8925 I wish the Smiths had told us that they were getting a new pet. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
8926 Hmmm, it works on submarines. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
8927 Gloria the giraffe calls it her Netflix-Prime peephole; our house-warming present for her. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
8928 Is that a giraffe in our living room?" "Well-spotted, dear." or "I told you it was time to move out of the concrete jungle. 1.0732 0.05399 41 39 1 1
8929 We live on the first floor with no basement. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
8930 This is better than having to deal with the other end. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
8931 That's not what I meant when I suggested that you raise your ceiling! 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
8932 It seems like only yesterday that we were longing for company. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
8933 I was going to lower the floor but it was his neck that was too long not his legs! 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
8934 Well, that's one way to steal your neighbor's cable. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
8935 Spotted, not spiral staircase. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
8936 No, we're not interested in selling. You'll have to find a suitable duplex elsewhere. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
8937 We should have checked on who the downstairs neighbor was before we rented the apartment. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
8938 Oh come on, grow up junior ! 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
8939 Yes dear, skyscrapers are very tall buildings. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
8940 The least they could have done was tell him about the eight foot ceilings. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
8941 I thought this was a no pet condo development. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
8942 We started on the ground floor, but NOW we have the Penthouse 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
8943 I feel inspired. Let’s set him on fire. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
8944 I wish I spoke 'giraffe' to know what he has stuck his neck out for! 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
8945 I told them. They should have donate him to the zoo months ago. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
8946 He pops up for Animal Planet. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
8947 You were right. You do have a most unusual pet. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
8948 We must live in the upper story. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
8949 I told you her Netflix password came with a price. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
8950 When did the Browns get a giraffe? 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
8951 We should have rented on the ground floor. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
8952 'A room with a view', they said. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
8953 We should have listened to our neighbor, when he told us he was going to sublet. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
8954 Gosh - our new neighbor is tall! 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
8955 I told you the landlord said the floorboards were no short order 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
8956 Yeah, this used to be a Toys 'R Us. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
8957 Seriously dude, your right to freedom doesn't include this. Why don't you just get yourself a loft? 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
8958 Foraging, I think. 1.0588 0.05882 34 33 0 1
8959 This is another downside of living above a petting zoo. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
8960 Our downstairs neighbors take a lot of liberties. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
8961 A couple of feet to the left and it would've been fine. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
8962 I tell you these nature shows just aren't worth it. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
8963 We were lucky to find a place that would permit a giraffe as a support animal. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
8964 I told you getting a full sized zoo animal for the kids was a bad idea. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
8965 Well, the real estate agent did tell us this place was a zoo. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
8966 I hear they have a live-in zookeeper. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
8967 Maybe he plays for the Nicks 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
8968 The ad did say this condo was close the a giraffe's watering hole 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
8969 Are we going to address the elephant in the room? 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
8970 Good thing it’s not a load bearing tiger. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
8971 I can’t believe the voted Anastasia off the island! Unbelievable! 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
8972 I’ve been downstairs, we got the better half. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
8973 At least SOMEONE is sticking their neck out for us! 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
8974 It's OK, she pays the council tax. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
8975 Deb, I said you could watch tv with us ONLY if your promised tilt. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
8976 When you said you wanted to live closer to nature I expected a cottage in the woods not a zoo under our flat, Nancy. 1.0588 0.05882 34 33 0 1
8977 There's a Safari theme park downstairs. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
8978 They should get their own cable. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
8979 We picked the wrong neighborhood to gentrify. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
8980 Who says we can't get ahead during these times. 1.0588 0.05882 34 33 0 1
8981 This isn't so bad. At least we've got outdoor space. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
8982 I'm now having second thoughts about this rent-sharing deal... 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
8983 Are outdoor plants popular, yet? 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
8984 Where's Rudyard Kipling when we need him? 1.0588 0.05882 34 33 0 1
8985 It's the only way he can watch Animal Planet 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
8986 Sure, feeding her is a hassle, but it beats living downstairs." 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
8987 If this is "Pop goes your weasel", fasten four seat belt. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
8988 Couples Counseling 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
8989 I think we have the better end of this pet sharing situation. Next time, it might be helpful to ask more about what constitutes "exotic" though. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
8990 Better 'heads up' than bottoms up'. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
8991 I knew we should have taken a ground floor apartment 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
8992 It's still a baby, what are we going to do when it grows up? 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
8993 I heard of pigeonholing, but this seems cruel. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
8994 I told you this place was a zoo! 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
8995 It’s his tv. 1.0588 0.05882 34 33 0 1
8996 At least we’ll save on floor covering. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
8997 It keeps on popping up the ads ever since I said “Jeez, Ralph!” 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
8998 Sometimes one head is better than two 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
8999 Hey, you're blockin' the TV! 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9000 I don’t know how he got the remote, but this is messing up all of algorithms. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9001 Well, you should have been more specific when you said you wanted it to feel 'just like seeing it at the theater.' 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9002 If you think about it, he is much, much taller than us, but we all have the same view. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9003 It’s nice to be eye level but was it worth renting the other apartment” 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9004 G peg in a round hole 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9005 tell me about it, those virtual tours can be deceiving 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9006 If you think about it, it’s very nice of her to pay the Netflix and Prime subscription 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9007 Only look, do not touch or feed the humans in cage - they carry odd zoonotic virus" Animal Zoo 2020 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9008 Could you lower yourself a little bit please?! 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9009 After subscribing to the Contemporary Art Weekly, their life was full of bizzare and delightful surprises. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9010 Ha I win the bet! I knew 2020’s August edition would include something animal related. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9011 There are deeper holes than the ones we are in 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9012 Oh Hi Geoffrey, I guess things are looking up since you lost your job! 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9013 What quarantine baked goodies did you make today? It smells delicious! 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9014 I said I wanted to live near Central Park not over the Bronx Zoo 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9015 The giraffe in the room. Everyone talks about it but it never goes anywhere. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9016 It does make social distancing a bit less complicated 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9017 Wow! It turns out the steam room at the mezzanine is wilder than we expected. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9018 Trust me...this isn’t ideal for me either... 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9019 Normality 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9020 Started from the bottom now we‘re here. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9021 Yes, it's annoying, but imagine what the tenants on the second floor see through the hole in their roof. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9022 If we don't move maybe he'll let us watch the rest of this black mirror episode. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9023 When your neighbors get a new exotic pet 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9024 ehm, I was just looking for the elephant 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9025 Is that 2 metres? He did say he was gonna wear a mask... 1.0588 0.05882 34 33 0 1
9026 - "Just wanted to give you'll a head's up - it's a jungle out there!" 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9027 Don't complain honey, the downstairs neighbors are arguing about the size of a giraffe bottom in the living room 1.0588 0.05882 34 33 0 1
9028 ‘I wish downstairs would wind their necks in a bit’ 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9029 We are using her Netflix password. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9030 The neighbors are really taking advantage of quarantine by fostering all the animals 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9031 I think, I popped out again " 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9032 Oh nice art installation, even the humans do look real 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9033 The show really only picks up after the first couple episodes. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9034 Honey, Geoffrey is the reason for all of my unexplained neck bruises. We brought you here today to clear the air. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9035 Step up to the bar, boys. The Highballs are on me” @tiffanymnelson0 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9036 I did hear there was an outbreak at the zoo 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9037 It’s all good. He lets me use his deep freezer. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9038 is that a giraffe or are you just happy to be here” 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9039 Okay, the elephant was one thing. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9040 This is the only way he’d share his HBO max password. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9041 I told you, we should have done a rec room downstairs... 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9042 Vaulted ceilings," huh? That realtor was really full of i 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9043 Weird flex but okay 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9044 This place will really stick their neck out for ya. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9045 Jerry, I can’t see the destruction on the TV...but yeah, the back of your head is probably a nicer alternative. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9046 How come *I* always have to stick my neck out? 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9047 Rent is only 2200$ Julia... Just hashtag your picture with #exotic and #blessed 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9048 It was a really bad idea to buy air rights from the New York Zoo. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9049 Is the zoo also doing home delivery 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9050 Gee, that makes for ruff viewing 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9051 I think we should discuss the elephant in the room 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9052 I checked and the builders purchased air rights for human occupation over the zoo. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9053 I appreciate the effort, but I still can't see. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9054 We should have moved in over the monkey house. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9055 Does the line seem longer than last week? 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9056 This is why I wanted to buy the basement unit! 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9057 I'm finding our downstairs neighbour a little invasive...""Don't be Rude, Janet 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9058 Now we need a Costco membership. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9059 Elephants are so 2019. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9060 George, meet my downstairs neighbor, Spotty. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9061 BEGONE SPOTTED HORSE THAT IS TALL!!! 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9062 Ordering from the Zoo...Lily ? 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9063 Caption: GAZING WITH THE WILD 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9064 It was the only way he could watch tv. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9065 Did we discuss renting an apartment over the zoo? 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
9066 Mi casa es tu casa 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
9067 Despite the split level listing, Zoo York was still as interesting as ever. And that's when I realized I know nothing about the inner city. Vincent told me his Wall Street loft isn't much better. Dede, the only reasonIagreed2this place was motherinla 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
9068 The ad said: "There's nothing up my sleeve." 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
9069 We haven't even put the 3D glasses!! 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9070 He’s really sticking his neck out by being here.” 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9071 I still totally stand by our choice to mount the giraffe head trophy on the floor…but I am starting to question framing meemaw’s crayon scribbles… 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9072 What ficus? 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9073 The place is cheap because it's the attic of a Toys R US store." 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9074 Nice Rorschach table. I see a lion eating...looks like giraffe legs? 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9075 It's ok - she pays half the cable bill. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9076 It's better than an elephant. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9077 I told you I preferred the apartment above the Ostrich family!” 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9078 Well, at least it's only the giraffe this time. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9079 This place is a jungle without a Condo Board president. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9080 I've heard about this guy on Neckdoor. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9081 It's way easier than watching the downstairs TV! 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9082 He heard I have mimosas 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9083 I think somebody is breaking the "no pets" rule in 400B 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9084 Are you OK with me getting a very quiet calm pet?" He asked... 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9085 I know I said we could accommodate our neighbor's pet, but... 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9086 They don't get Animal Kingdom downstairs. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9087 Last time we rent from a toy store that’s going out of business... 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9088 If a baseball bat doesn't work, we could propose a sub-lease. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9089 I thought our HOA codes had restrictions on air rights 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9090 The Saddle and the Reins are Downstairs. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9091 I don't think the Condo Owners Association really thought this through. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9092 We were told they wanted a high ceiling 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9093 This is God's punishment. We shouldn't have been necking. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9094 And that's why I don't have any plants in my apartment. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9095 I came because I thought we were going to address the elephant in the room... 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9096 Looks like six more weeks of dystopia. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9097 The ficus wasn't tall enough downstairs.... 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9098 Getting a break in the rental fee is terrific. We got the better end of the deal! 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9099 Up...up...and away! 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9100 Low ceilings? 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9101 Why couldn’t he just knock if the tv was too loud? 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9102 The guy at the store said the bear skin rug were no longer in vogue. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9103 We really have good neighbors. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9104 I thought the rent seemed cheap for a duplex, but I thought maybe I had just gotten Covid lucky. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9105 Feeding is fine, but have you figured who cleans up the mess? 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9106 I’m gonna need to stop calling you my better half. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9107 We're the lucky ones - we only have to feed it... 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9108 Things could be worse, your mother's not visiting. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9109 He offered the condo board $100 million, even I voted for it. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9110 I'm just glad we didn't rent the apartment downstairs. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9111 I don't care if your mother lives downstairs, she can't impose on us like this 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9112 So, you gonna tell him Jada?" "...Hey August, do you mind taking off the costume and leaving?" "But Will said I had his blessing..."Doesn't this long, hard, speckled giraffe neck remind you of something you used to get?" "Um...National Geographic?? 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9113 I thought it was just an unusual mix of dog breeds when I adopted her at the dog pound. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9114 After months of deliberation in the ‘Design a Horse project’ This was the Community Action Collective’s favourite 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9115 Bill and Joanne complain about the cost of its diapers. I can imagine. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9116 Find another building. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9117 Zoo-therapy, when thinking out of the box was never an option. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9118 Well the ad did say miniature giraffes. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9119 Thank god we have a duplex. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9120 I’m praying the next head we see is Allen Funt’s. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9121 Fine, fine, you were right about leasing a place in Trump Tower, but how was I supposed to know our room would be right above Eric Trump’s? 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9122 He is really fitting into the family now. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9123 Let's just give him the Netflix password. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9124 Wait, wasn’t it supposed to be an elephant? 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9125 The Zoohouse 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9126 The marriage councilor did say to be brave and stick your neck out. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9127 That is a might tall order!! 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9128 I thought our analyst was speaking metaphorically. And that doesn't look like a gorilla. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9129 Well, at least it's not that elephant again! 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9130 Honey, the Neighbor's here! 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9131 At least he’s not as bad as the elephants below the toilet. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9132 Now I know what sticking your neck out really means. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9133 This is why we should have gone for duplex. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9134 Honey, is this going to be nightly? 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9135 Sit down. I can't see over your head 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9136 Geoffrey,so good of you to peek in did you bring toys? 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9137 They must have a duplex. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9138 I wonder if he's paying for two condos? 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9139 I wish the folks below stairs would cofine themselves to apartment size pets. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9140 I thought Toys-R-Us went bankrupt! 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9141 At least we have the half that doesn’t need to be cleaned up after. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9142 Think of the neighbor below. At least we are on the nice side of the digestion. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9143 I told you the “special for extreme animal lovers” part of the ad was suspicious. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9144 There are good 'Shrooms, and there are bad 'Shrooms. Which ones are we doing ? 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9145 I think they're stretching the terms of our co-op contract. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9146 True, we have to feed her but luckily, we don't have to deal with the waste. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9147 Yep. When an endangered animal pops up in your living room, you know times are tough. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9148 At least we have a fire escape if the tv blows up. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9149 I don't wanna go to bed. I wanna watch Animal Planet channel. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9150 So this is the new zoo? 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9151 This has got to be the latest in spy technology like those animal spy cams they use to spy on animals in the wild 'cept we ain't animals like Trump thinks we are. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9152 I know we wanted to spice up the living room, but this is too much. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9153 ... I don't remember discussing this with the neighbor ... 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9154 Have you applied for Amazon yet? 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9155 Isn't it nice to live in contact with nature. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9156 Would you mind checking the windows, honey? I think that there's a giraffe in here. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9157 Is this a sex toy, or what? 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9158 It's your turn to go downstairs and change his litterbox. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9159 And they want us to pay half their pet deposit. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9160 I'm not sure this was what you mom meant when she told us to get a quarantine pet. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9161 Cirque du Holeil 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9162 I would have sworn that the pound said that it was a lap dog. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9163 He’s hoping to watch the big game. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9164 I really appreciate him sticking his neck out for us. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9165 Did you read the fine print in our "toys-R-Us" lease? 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9166 Half of neighbors invade a person's space. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9167 Sure, this might as well happen too. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9168 I think the exotic pet craze has gone a bit too far." 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9169 I think he's here for the art." 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9170 If you let me stick you in a sack and pretend you're a rooster we can do that Friendly Giant thing I was telling you about... 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9171 So much for our minimalist decorating scheme... 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9172 Well, this is unexpected. Which do you prefer; white, red or sparkling? 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9173 I am so relieved "they" finally took away " The Elephant in the Room" 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9174 So they weren't watching Animal Kingdom. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9175 At least we'll stop falling through the hole. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9176 Hon, how much did you pay for this webcam??? 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9177 All-in-all, it’s worth the rent forgiveness. The downstairs neighbor’s couch is ruined. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9178 Well, it's better than those cloggers 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9179 I guess we should be grateful we don’t live on the floor below and that we only have to feed him. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9180 It’s usually an elephant in the room. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9181 I want to slide down his neck like a fireman. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9182 Well... at least, they're not hosting around this time. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9183 He bought the air rights. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9184 I know I said we should adopt a pet but this is not what I expected. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9185 We promise this is not the Penthouse view... 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9186 Have you noticed the quicksand? 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9187 If we weren’t over the bathroom, it’d be fine. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9188 Call me crazy, but I enjoy the company. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9189 To be fair, he's letting us use his HBO Max account. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9190 The Air BnB was amazing but the host kept checking in on us. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9191 Dude! I think our civilization went beyond the limits of constructivism. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9192 Tell the guy downstairs to cut four holes in his floor for the legs because its blocking our view. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9193 Isn't this "closer to nature"? 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9194 I told you we shouldn’t have moved to this neighborhood. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9195 The extra neck room sure makes the high rent worth it! 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9196 see honey. Give me some credit .I told you this would work, now get me the saw so I can cut a hole in the roof so he can come upstairs 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9197 It was the only place he had room for his Peloton. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9198 Her spots are so last year! 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9199 The listing did mention we'd be close to the Zoo. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9200 Necks time he needs to buy the duplex 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9201 Let's be kind to our ground floor neighbors and feed it a balanced diet with plenty of fiber. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9202 I'm glad we opted for the Duplex. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9203 You have to give him credit - he is really sticking his neck out for us. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9204 I thought she said we would be discussing the elephant in the room. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9205 This takes communal living to a new level 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9206 IT TAKES EXTRAORDINARY COURAGE TO STICK YOUR NECK OUT! 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9207 I told you I wanted to live in a building that doesn’t allow pets. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9208 The downstairs puppeteer has gone too far this time. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9209 See? Now we don't have to potty train her. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9210 Do you think it's got something to do with my cooking? 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9211 Let's see what's new on Neckflix 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9212 Giraffascope 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9213 You could have bought the duplex next door. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9214 Well, I warned the board. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9215 He really digs Rachel Maddow. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9216 This gives whole new meaning to the doc's screening question, "Exhibits behaviors". 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9217 Did you hear the Met sold the Breuer? 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9218 Maybe we should ask for our saw back. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9219 At least this end is easier to clean up after. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9220 I know our neighbors are allowed to have therapy pets, but this is ridiculous! 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9221 That was so nice of you to allow Ginny to visit with us for awhile! Did you use my saw or yours?" 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9222 The neighbours below lied again! This time they said it would be better for air circulation ! 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9223 Oh my god, is that a giraffe? 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9224 did the landlord mention that this apartment was over a zoo? 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9225 I thought the neighbors said it was bred with a miniature poodle. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9226 Yeah, I have to feed him but I don't have to worry about clean up. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9227 How many floors down do you think he goes?" 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9228 He really loves 'Animal Planet'. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9229 I told him the key would be on the roof 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9230 This is definitely not what I had in mind when I said I wanted some excitement around the house. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9231 Oh, I thought you said a room with a zoo? 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9232 C'mon, Melman!!! - We're watching Madagascar again?? 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9233 You want to neck? 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9234 Jerry, stop that! You want to go blind? 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9235 The downstairs neighbor says we're feeding him too much. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9236 OK, but can we talk about the giraffe in the room? 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9237 It's sharp down there but I still prefer it over the headboard. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9238 Let’s trade him in for a dog. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9239 Behind you doc! 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9240 Well, it could be worse...at least we didn't get the half that poops. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9241 Where's Bertram? 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9242 Glory holes are so last year. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9243 I prefer wall mounting. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9244 Well, when we moved in, we did agree it was okay if the neighbors had pets. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9245 Sometimes you have to stick your neck out in the big city. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9246 Jesus, Gina! Get your own Netflix account! 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9247 That's what you get for sticking your neck out. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9248 Buy the air rights, they said. What zoo needs air rights? They said... 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9249 We got the end you have to feed, but I think we got the better end of the deal. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9250 Feel like necking honey ? 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9251 The agent said "We"d grow into this appt." 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9252 Who know this inexpensive apartment was over the zoo? 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9253 I don't mind helping our our downstairs neighbors, but don't you think they could at least have given us a tree. He has to eat something! 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9254 Well, it is a co-op, and we did get the good end . . . 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9255 I didn’t know Toys Are Us opened a store downstairs. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9256 Yeah, walking him is a problem, but it does keep him off the couch 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9257 I read that the Bronx Zoo moved nearby. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9258 And to think I was impressed when an elephant carried a princess and her covered chair on its back. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9259 I spot our teacher. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9260 Maybe we shouldn't have moved so close to a zoo during the pandemic. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9261 Lori, we need to address the giraffe in the room. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9262 ...I know -- But the people two floors down have got it much worse 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9263 No, we’re not getting a potted acacia tree for him to graze on. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9264 We need to understand. He's been quarantined in a zoo all his life. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9265 Boy, Eileen doesn't really know what to do with herself since her husband got his job back at Toys R Us 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9266 Did I mention the twelve foot ceilings? 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9267 I suppose Amazon has dwarf acacias. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9268 When you're the middle child and the alien of the house. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9269 I wish he wouldn't keep sticking his neck out for us. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9270 The planet is healing. And super-into "Better Call Saul." 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9271 These luxury rickshaws are excessive! 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9272 Oh, let’s give him another treat, the little boo-boo sweetie-pie giraffiie.” 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9273 Everysince the toy store fired him, he's been girraffing me crazy! 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9274 Honestly Helen, I'm feeling a certain kind of way about the one pet only rule. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9275 He needs to see a head-shrink. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9276 Do you ever get the feeling there's more to life than what we can see? 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9277 Careful! I think the rhino's next. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9278 I told you not to buy the bananas. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9279 I think this going to be worse than that bellowing elephant they got rid of. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9280 Accommodating a neighbor is one thing – but 24/7 "Animal Planet" 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9281 I don't even think we could PAY someone to clean up downstairs." 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9282 That's the trouble with these new buildings with such low ceilings. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9283 I never knew Giraffic Park was downstairs. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9284 What were you saying about a privacy fence? 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9285 I totally get Descartes now. I think" 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9286 Our pet loves our split level 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9287 I invite him to watch The Lion King with us. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9288 I hear he's looking for a duplex! 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9289 What can we do to make this look more like the savannah? 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9290 Quick call Mutual of Omaha while I find my capture stick! 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9291 What a pain in the neck. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9292 It's just the legs on the 1st floor. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9293 I guess it is true, Dr Doolittle lives downstairs 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9294 Presidential Museum Famous Quotes 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9295 We like to binge watch on Sundays. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9296 Black Lives Matter. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9297 The downstairs neighbors don't have cable. It's a real zoo down there. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9298 It's to be expected with mixed-species housing. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9299 Better not offer me those carrots again to snack on. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9300 More space than I need 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9301 That’s Jeff. He said his rent is through the roof. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9302 You must have a treehouse”, “ it will be your own private haven”, they said 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9303 I had something else in mind when you said ‘let’s try animal therapy’ 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9304 we parked him in the basement 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9305 Yeah, he is a cool enough neighbor, but he does insist on watching Discovery Channel. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9306 It’s the new Rorschach test apparently. They’re trialing it out. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9307 Since COVID the zoo's veterinary became part of the medical practice. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9308 Willie Mays had a heck of an arm. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9309 So, that’s what that hole is for—wait, does this count as social distancing since its feet are downstairs? 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9310 We were thinking of buying your apartment and making a duplex 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9311 Ugh, at least the elephant didn’t block the tv! 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9312 Why did you invite your boss over? I thought you said, she can’t see eye to eye with any of the employees. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9313 I mean, it’s 2020 Janet, what’s yet another obscurity 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9314 She sure is a head above the rest. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9315 She keeps putting on American Idol reruns. Do something. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9316 Should we@talk about the elephant in the room? 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9317 When they said the place came with a fireman pole, this isn’t what I imagined... 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9318 If only you could see the world from my perspective 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9319 What road should I take?” You should always know where to go. Dr. Seuss 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9320 well, was this one on your 2020 bingo card? 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9321 I mean, we just agreed to feed it. Think about the folks on the other end 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9322 The lease did warn about the neighbours NOT keeping it low... 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9323 Did you know that within 30 minutes of being born, they can walk up? 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9324 I’ve never expected this will be our future of the shared services, equality and common living standards together 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9325 Ohh!! Darwin's evolution in Corona pandemic! 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9326 You said, 'Living above a zoo will be a great way to save money.' I'm not saying you were wrong, I'm just saying there are better ways to save on rent. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9327 Her husband only watches Fox News. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9328 Door Window 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9329 he has some neck! 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9330 I hope they don’t mind. I could not find a babysitter. Such hard times. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9331 Structural support for high-rise buildings sure have gotten more eco-friendly these days 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9332 You said you wanted to see things eye to eye. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9333 Finally we took back our land, though they’ve almost ruined it 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9334 Government surveillance has gotten a lot more obvious huh? 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9335 I knew we should have gotten off on the elevator when he did 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9336 Look honey, there's a giraffe in the floor!" #funn 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9337 I thought there were no pets allowed 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9338 I don’t think our carpenter knows what a glory hole is. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9339 Well... Bingo! 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9340 I told you not to invite the neighbor to pop in anytime 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9341 This wouldn't have happened in a pre-war. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9342 I told you that border wall wouldn’t work 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9343 Honey when you mentioned couples’ therapy this isn’t really what I had in mind 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9344 I don’t care if it’s the Whitney Biennial, this is just a couch and that’s animal cruelty. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9345 This is so much better than staring at the back of your head. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9346 Honey, I don’t think pet Gerry is exempted from the social distancing rules. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9347 Can we address the elephant in the room? 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9348 I really just think he’s in under his head on this one. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9349 2020: reaching new heights with our neighbors. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9350 Is that an original @damienhirst ? 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9351 Sofari 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9352 -Honey! I guess we need to buy that house plant 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9353 „Excuse me! There’s a queue! Use another hole and stay in line.” 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9354 Is that Night Court that I hear? 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9355 'I know it's obtrusive, but Netflix will only let us use one profile at a time and they really stuck their neck out for us with the homeowners association about the grill.' 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9356 I’m 18 - You Can’t Tell Me What to Do! 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9357 Thanks Urban Zoo, we would go by 4BHK and a Floor. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9358 'We really need to fix the floor darling' 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9359 She’s really going to great lengths to avoid setting up her own Netflix account. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9360 I'm all for equality but... 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9361 I thought the downstairs neighbors were fostering a dog? 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9362 I BET U A MILLION BUCKS I COULD MAKE THAT INTO AN EARRING 🥴 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9363 I’d ask him to, but technically it’s *his* parents’ Netflix account... 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9364 For starters, this timeshare never mentioned anything floor share. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9365 I’ll sticking my neck out for you here... 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9366 Silence is wisdom 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9367 Keep calm, he's just browsing 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9368 Watch the new Netflix show, you’ll laugh giraffe off 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9369 Well at least it’s distracting us from the elephant in the room 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9370 I’m pretty sure our rental agreement included “ no giraffes “. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9371 Our adopted child feels he doesn’t “fit in” with the rest of the family. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9372 Guess we need a new press secretary. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9373 I’m so happy we decided to adopt a rescue. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9374 Parents Homeschooling 2020 - Study of Ancient Politics Field Trip Day 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9375 Couple’s counseling, you said? 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9376 You’ve gotta admit, though, that it beats the usual fish tank. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9377 We’ve always had to deal with the elephant in the room but this is ridiculous 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9378 I told you this apartment complex had low ceilings. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9379 I guess we should talk about the giraffe in the room now 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9380 I remember them saying that earth is healing 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9381 Well they did offer a 30 day return policy 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9382 - “the ceilings in these older buildings are really low” 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9383 #my new Yorker : I guess they are building a Noah’s Ark down there, better get the masks back ok 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9384 The view really is better here. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9385 It was this or the wifi password. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9386 It’s just I’m not happy being in an open relationship with him 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9387 . “Angel Strawbridge must have taken that apartment downstairs!” 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9388 They said we wouldn’t address the elephant in the room, so we changed it into a giraffe. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9389 It’s one of those “shared space” offices. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9390 Things must be looking up 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9391 Don’t worry, Debra. She’s just trying to break the giraffe ceiling. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9392 Well, it was either this apartment or the one with the baby elephants above. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9393 you weren't joking around about marriage counseling 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9394 These corona symptoms are getting out of hand 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9395 That’s not what I meant by addressing the elephant in the room 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9396 But we know where the rest of it is! 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9397 I told him, either this or the zoo. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9398 This end IS easier to clean up after. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9399 Real estate agent said "the downstairs neighbor loves to give head" and I fell right into his trap. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9400 No need to stick your neck out on our behalf. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9401 It would have cost us another million to have bought on the next floor. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9402 I'm glad we didn't get the pooping end. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9403 I thought we were going to couples counseling to address the elephant in the room...? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9404 I know pets are allowed but feeding her is going to be a tall order! 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9405 Ah,so this is what spacious freedom looks like. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9406 not to mansplain or whatever but it’s a clever spin on the old model. rather than sticking your dick through a hole to get it sucked by a stranger on the other side, a giraffe sticks its head through the hole, introduces itself, and sucks your dick 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9407 Are you sure the Board only said cats and dogs? Paul Jelinek, NYC 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9408 most disturbing.....the bathroom is below us 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9409 In the long run, it’s cheaper than his own Netflix account. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9410 I mentioned the new loft condo development to Linda and Steve from downstairs. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9411 You mean the animals aren’t under a stay-at-home order? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9412 When we signed the lease, I didn't realize we'do have to feed her, too. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9413 I wasn't prepared to talk about the giraffe in the room this week. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9414 I wonder where they store the rest of the Lion King costumes? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9415 We should have checked the fine print about air rights. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9416 You think she'd at least chip in for the cable bill. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9417 It's a long shot, isn't it? But let's not stop.pushing it. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9418 And you wanted to get a cat 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9419 I could also give you my Netflix password if you want it 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9420 As you can see my second floor is pretty much me-space away from the kids. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9421 I know everyone is getting a therapy animal these days, but I really didn’t expect it from the guy in 2B 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9422 We got a new pet. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9423 The landlord only allows Emotional Support Animals. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9424 Better than the rhino that used to live under us. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9425 It’s called ❤Rashtag Six Feet Under 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9426 Great, she discovered The National Geographic channel. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
9427 i'm told he comes with - complements but also disrupts - these wonderful abstract works they have on the walls here, that's why they cut the hole out of the floor for him to put his lovely head through and that's why he's here with us today right now 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9428 If this is Monday we're in London and you're the one driving. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9429 The neighbors have gone too far this time." 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9430 Well, now I'm thinking it may actually be elephants upstairs. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
9431 He was a calf when he first started waiting in this line. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
9432 The Godfather now works at the zoo?! 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9433 We seem to be sharing a new pet. Luckily we have the end that eats. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9434 You've got some neck." "She doesn't understand my needs." "Could you show me something in a grey tweed. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9435 What kind of sick sonofabitch makes a giraffe head and neck into a coffee table? They said Trump Tower was audacious, but this is unbelievable. I mean, I can't even put my feet up on it... The design sucks! 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9436 That new proctologist's office downstairs must be taking new clients. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
9437 New ADA code upgrade. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9438 Well well, that’s just one of the problems with species neutral bathrooms 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9439 I’ve told the Smith’s at least three times we have no eucalyptus trees. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
9440 Honey when did we get a zoo in our house 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
9441 Our neighbors downstairs did promise to pay a good portion of our monthly rental. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
9442 He refuses to pay for his own cable. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9443 Wow, I didn't realize that necking would give rise to this. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
9444 I think we've outgrown this apartment. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
9445 Buying all that expensive toy store stuff seemed like an edgy idea, but now I'm not so sure. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9446 The neighbor’s downstairs asked us to stop feeding him beans. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9447 what else is going on down there? 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
9448 You could have just hacked our cable, Fred. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9449 I thought she said could we babysit Gergie Raff.. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9450 I figured this was our best solution for safety in case we're ever attacked by high leafy branches. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9451 Who knew giraffes enjoy binge watching Netflix. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9452 Let's get a groundhog. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9453 At least we’re not on the second floor. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
9454 Our new downstairs neighbors asked how we would feel about a new necking pet and I said ' no problem' Sidney. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9455 Ok, maybe the pet policy for this building is a BIT liberal. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
9456 She loves playoff basketball. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
9457 I hate those Pop-ups! 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9458 We only need to feed her. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9459 Where's our jackal? 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
9460 Shrinks who start observing couple's behaviour at the waiting room 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9461 I told you we were doing too much necking 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
9462 Don't worry, the giraffes are coming up necks-t. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9463 It's better than the elephant in 4C. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9464 So how many signatures do you have on the "Giraffe Week" petition? 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
9465 These high rise building sure are shrinking 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9466 okay now Linda, I want you to give John a little smooch. I've placed this giraffe mask on my head to give you some privacy 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9467 They really need to get cable downstairs. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
9468 Now we know what happened to the Acacia. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9469 Do you think maybe this is supposed to be a way of thinking about the Coronavirus? 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
9470 Do we need another pet? 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
9471 What can we feed it to make life really difficult for them? 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9472 So that's why you wanted a duplex! 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
9473 Must we watch Lion King for the umpteenth time? 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9474 His antennae are not giving us a clearer picture. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9475 I guess we shouldn't have laughed when the neighbors said "It's a Zoo in here" 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9476 What is he doing in our neck of the woods? 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9477 At least the downstairs neighbors have the end that poops. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9478 Let's neck! 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
9479 What did you say he was....specializing for in school? 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9480 Nov shmoz ka pop? 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9481 The occupants below keep strange pets 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9482 I wish the renters below us would subscribe to the 'National Geographic' channel 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
9483 He was only 3 feet tall when they adopted him. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
9484 The penthouse was no longer available. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9485 I just feel like we are not touching ground. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
9486 Listen, not all of the oppressed deserve reparations. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
9487 We should be happy it is not Mandingo in the apartment below. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
9488 You wanted to live in ‘Zoo York’ 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
9489 I told you we should have bought the first floor unit. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
9490 I still think that a white elephant would have gone better with the decor. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
9491 We are really sticking our necks out for her. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
9492 But that's a way of saying it, positively toward the negative. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
9493 Excuse me, can you please wear a mask? 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
9494 I know downstairs don’t need to feed it, but I still say we got the best deal 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
9495 We definitely got the better half of the giraffeshare! 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
9496 No, Derek Jeter had a high ceiling and a high floor. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9497 I knew we shouldn’t move directly above David Attenborough's New York pied-à-terre into an apartment with a non-functioning HVAC outlet right in the middle of the living room floor. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9498 I'll have to get to the bottom of this. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9499 Now why didn’t they just buy a duplex ? 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9500 I am not sure why you have such a long neck 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
9501 It's a Rothschild! 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9502 THE BEST PLACE FOR RELAX.WHY CALL ME ON MY PHONE? 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9503 You get the spray, I'll get the swatter. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9504 Add plums tot the grocery list, darling. That new couple on the 3rd floor needs to know their place. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9505 Did you remember to hide the leafy greens? 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
9506 At least we got a reduction in our rent. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
9507 He head blocks my view of the TV, and it hard to find enough leaves, for her, but I think we got the better end of the deal. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
9508 This is so much better than the unit downstairs. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9509 After the elephant, comes the giraffe. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
9510 You should see what's in his office! 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
9511 I didn't know that giraffes needed therapy! 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9512 This was not really my idea of necking! 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9513 Well I didn't expect to end like that! 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
9514 They made some adjustments to the downstairs apartment. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9515 I guess they couldn't afford an elephant. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
9516 That is one way to save on cable tv! 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9517 Oops took a wrong turn at cape of no hope again ! 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
9518 I can't complain she is paying half the cable bill. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9519 That is what happens when you stick your neck out! 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
9520 Could be worse. Cecily down the hall has an elephant’s trunk in her bathroom. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
9521 I guess they are really willing to stick their necks out for their clients. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9522 This Covid 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
9523 I thought the noise downstairs was the kids. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
9524 “You were the one who was willing to adopt any kind of child!” 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
9525 On the other hand, we only have to feed her. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9526 Small price to pay for vaulted ceilings. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
9527 We addressed the elephant problem. Now what should we talk about? 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9528 They shoulda used a broom 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
9529 I told you about visiting that drive-thru safari zoo so often. You're too familiar with the giraffes. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9530 Hey, that jig saw you lent me sure works well! 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
9531 I thought that the couple below had long necks. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
9532 It's in exchanged for the fabulous view and a reduced rent. His uncle owns the building. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9533 The problem with live art is it needs to be fed. I guess we are still better off than the Martin’s on the first floor. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9534 The lease clearly stated, "No pets." 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9535 I know he's sticking his neck out for us, but I prefer our old security system. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9536 I have to return it to the zoo after we're done sheltering in place. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9537 Who knew our cable package had Wild Kingdom re-runs. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9538 Carl, sharing our cable subscription was fine but this goes overboard 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
9539 When Aunt Edith gets home, we'll put away her wedding gift. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
9540 I think we can cancel that Netflix subscription. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9541 Maybe it would be easier if we just gave her the streaming login? 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9542 The landlord did say this building is a zoo. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9543 Now he's up to his neck in our trouble! 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
9544 We thought this place was a steal,even when the super said "It's a 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9545 Aren’t you glad we’re not on the 1st story? 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
9546 Yes, I know it's expensive to feed him, but at least we don't have to do the cleanup. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
9547 I forgot to ask about the downstairs neighbors. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9548 You feed him, I'll clean up after him. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
9549 I thought the lease said , No pets allowed? 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9550 Well, you didn't want to share our Netflix password. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9551 What if we buy another portrait? 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9552 Below us -- low ceilings, high chutzpah 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
9553 Be patient. She's in a little rut. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9554 Poking your neck in the neighbour's house at whole another level. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9555 Maybe we took too much 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
9556 Look, just because it’s allowed in the fine print of the HOA doesn’t mean you need to be up here all the time. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
9557 Maybe we should address the elephant in the room. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9558 I told you she was way too attached to Sophie. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9559 When the neighbor asked if we can watch his pet over the weekend, he didn’t say anything about his bad breath! 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9560 It’s been a zoo out there ain’t it neighbor? 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9561 that’s not what that’s for 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9562 Oh, our neighbours must have a new pet. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9563 Ohhh are you guys watching Tiger King? 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9564 Joey- Look Chandler, Mr Heckles got a new animal to annoy us. #friends 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
9565 Gene shrugged. “She’s from Tennessee. Sharing your Netflix password is still illegal there.” 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9566 I don’t suppose you folks could spare a cup of flour? 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9567 I prefer your taste in abstract, dear. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9568 Owner of Jimmy Johns: Just say it wasn’t me. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
9569 She is certainly missing the social interactions with us, babe 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9570 It did seem a little big for a glory....never mind.” - @danielletoum 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
9571 And we thought the fireworks were invasive... 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9572 I’m leaving you. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9573 I thought he hated Tigerking 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9574 Parkview zoo - Wild homosapiens in natural settng 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9575 You think he’s trying to steal our WiFi? 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
9576 Hey mate, you’re a pain in the neck! Not a pane of glass! 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9577 I am up to my neck watching all these things happening with all the people around me. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9578 Wow, I thought our neighbors were more considerate...where’s the mask? 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9579 I just had a different idea of what you meant by holy giraffe statue 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
9580 Is National Geographic on tv? 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9581 It was either this or share the Netflix password... 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
9582 As long as its showing that pretty giraffe im in too 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
9583 I really thought I 'got' modern art installations, but this brings it to a whole other level. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9584 i was wondering what that hole in the floor was for 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9585 i told you this was a protected area 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9586 I thought you ordered a Peloton. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9587 I’d rather not talk about the elephant in the room” 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9588 Shouldn't you have turned left at albequerque? 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9589 WeWork in the zoo 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9590 Would you look at that view! 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9591 You're in the wrong jungle buddy! 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9592 At least I guess we shouldn't be worried about the droppings 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
9593 Hey, good news, things are looking up! 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9594 That’s at least 6 feet. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
9595 Who said that I can come out of hibernation? 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9596 What is he signing now... 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9597 There is a giraffe in the room 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
9598 Friends on? 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
9599 I'm not sure but this giraffe looking for Alan of Hangover 3 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
9600 Well, the animals finally found their home 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9601 See? I told you Trevor got his emotional support animal from Jim Jeffries. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9602 The downstairs neighbors have really gone too far with their performative allyship... 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9603 I think it's time we move out of the concrete jungle. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9604 May I interject? 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
9605 I think we need to talk about the elephant in the room 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9606 Maybe we should’ve reconsidered living in a pet-friendly building 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9607 The Norton’s got him as a calf, it only creeps me out when I catch him watching me nap. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
9608 I need to stop talking about my standing desk 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9609 you sure he isn't the new therapist? 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
9610 Could be worse...remember the howler monkey that lived in the closet at the last place? 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9611 It only pokes its head in twice a day. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
9612 so you guys wanna browse Netflix or Amazon? 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9613 Sticking my neck out! 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9614 So, what do we do when it has to go to the bathroom 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9615 The least she could do is wear a mask! 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
9616 Get rid of it?? It's classified by the International Union for Conservation of Nature as vulnerable to extinction!! 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9617 I don’t think we fully thought the adoption through Delilah 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
9618 Basking in the home safari experience 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9619 Didn't know we will be getting a giraffe, when the downstairs asked to share a pet with them. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9620 Well it’s still rent controlled. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
9621 So it turns out Dr. Doolittle wasn’t a real person but I’m glad I tried something new. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
9622 I’m really not sure about this new trend in waiting room decor. 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
9623 I gess We got the good part 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9624 The realtor wasn’t kidding when he said the 17 th floor was a real zoo 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9625 New construction in Africa 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9626 this guy must be really good, he treats cross species! 1.0000 0.03774 27 27 0 0
9627 I didn’t know the neighbors had a duplex. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
9628 We could have let him borrow our wi-fi 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0