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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2020-07-19T20:36:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2020-08-09T21:49:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2020-07-27T21:39:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | August 3, 2020 |
Number of captions | 9629 |
Number of responses | 1035579 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | Well, at least up here we only have to feed it. | 2.0991 | 0.00754 | 11004 | 2961 | 3997 | 4046 |
1 | I think we got the better end of this pet-sharing deal. | 2.0859 | 0.01051 | 5249 | 1316 | 2166 | 1767 |
2 | I guess I misheard. I thought the realtor said there was ‘a draft’ in the apartment. | 2.0666 | 0.00815 | 9687 | 2843 | 3366 | 3478 |
3 | I know it's not an elephant, but we still need to talk about it. | 2.0555 | 0.01079 | 5530 | 1639 | 1946 | 1945 |
4 | Whadya know, three African-Americans in one New Yorker cartoon! | 2.0258 | 0.00867 | 9483 | 3289 | 2673 | 3521 |
5 | 4-B would know for sure, but by the horns I'd say male. | 2.0158 | 0.00813 | 9647 | 3003 | 3491 | 3153 |
6 | Could be worse... we could live downstairs. | 1.9919 | 0.00816 | 8844 | 2665 | 3596 | 2583 |
7 | So, if I can see it and you can see it, then it isn't the brownies. | 1.9746 | 0.00873 | 8435 | 2845 | 2968 | 2622 |
8 | The zookeeper downstairs is working from home | 1.9735 | 0.00905 | 7911 | 2708 | 2720 | 2483 |
9 | We never should have complained about their dog. | 1.9713 | 0.01270 | 3794 | 1216 | 1471 | 1107 |
10 | I wish I could say that’s the weirdest thing that’s happened this year. | 1.9661 | 0.01082 | 5576 | 1949 | 1880 | 1747 |
11 | Frank in 1B thinks he's funny. Let's see who's laughing when we feed the giraffe Chipotle. | 1.9541 | 0.01053 | 6101 | 2243 | 1908 | 1950 |
12 | Well, who ever reads the entire lease? | 1.9536 | 0.00917 | 7176 | 2357 | 2803 | 2016 |
13 | The Realtor said we got the best end of the deal. | 1.9385 | 0.00891 | 7218 | 2337 | 3001 | 1880 |
14 | Room with a zoo. | 1.8640 | 0.01311 | 3566 | 1368 | 1315 | 883 |
15 | You tell him his shoelaces are untied, and I’ll get the manhole cover. | 1.8628 | 0.01169 | 4658 | 1852 | 1596 | 1210 |
16 | This would've surprised me a year ago. | 1.8543 | 0.01156 | 4515 | 1746 | 1684 | 1085 |
17 | Sure, this part eats a lot, but the Johnson's half has its own set of drawbacks. | 1.8367 | 0.00860 | 7637 | 2906 | 3081 | 1650 |
18 | Well, I guess that answers the question "Why the hole?" | 1.8333 | 0.01488 | 2489 | 928 | 1048 | 513 |
19 | I really think it's time we addressed the giraffe in the room. | 1.8311 | 0.00970 | 6264 | 2500 | 2337 | 1427 |
20 | Harry requests we cut back on her roughage. | 1.8310 | 0.00954 | 6362 | 2514 | 2426 | 1422 |
21 | Trust me. We got the better half. | 1.8241 | 0.00925 | 6355 | 2407 | 2668 | 1280 |
22 | But they don't allow dogs? | 1.8218 | 0.01261 | 3766 | 1533 | 1375 | 858 |
23 | If they don’t turn down the music soon, I’m giving their giraffe a laxative. | 1.8123 | 0.01055 | 5769 | 2509 | 1840 | 1420 |
24 | The letter said for $20 a month, we could save a giraffe." | 1.7943 | 0.01232 | 4015 | 1736 | 1375 | 904 |
25 | Just what did you say to Alexa | 1.7878 | 0.01350 | 3450 | 1535 | 1115 | 800 |
26 | Just keep telling yourself, "Rent control." | 1.7877 | 0.01237 | 4041 | 1780 | 1343 | 918 |
27 | I'm glad we renewed our donation to the World Wildlife Fund, but we should have opted for the tote bag. | 1.7838 | 0.01271 | 3747 | 1637 | 1287 | 823 |
28 | Well I thought it was a typo when it listed as a two bedroom, one full bath, one half giraffe. | 1.7730 | 0.01905 | 1608 | 693 | 587 | 328 |
29 | Well, we could move the couch, or we could move the TV. | 1.7710 | 0.02060 | 1297 | 539 | 516 | 242 |
30 | We get to feed him, and the neighbors downstairs take care of everything else. | 1.7404 | 0.00982 | 5748 | 2536 | 2169 | 1043 |
31 | Better reception than rabbit ears. | 1.7356 | 0.01358 | 3514 | 1733 | 980 | 801 |
32 | I said just for a month until they can find a bigger place. | 1.7298 | 0.02629 | 766 | 334 | 305 | 127 |
33 | There has to be a way to block these annoying pop-ups. | 1.7215 | 0.01985 | 1551 | 750 | 483 | 318 |
34 | Where does the lion sleep tonight? | 1.7150 | 0.02359 | 1049 | 498 | 352 | 199 |
35 | I thought he said our apartment had a draft. | 1.7066 | 0.01729 | 1803 | 843 | 652 | 308 |
36 | It could be worse, we could be downstairs. | 1.6990 | 0.01179 | 3900 | 1831 | 1416 | 653 |
37 | I guess even zookeepers are working from home now.... | 1.6965 | 0.01336 | 3035 | 1430 | 1099 | 506 |
38 | I'm still not convinced that domestication is the right method of conservation | 1.6951 | 0.01414 | 3149 | 1657 | 811 | 681 |
39 | She’s only here until the Zoo reopens. Phase four, probably. | 1.6939 | 0.02951 | 624 | 294 | 227 | 103 |
40 | I swear when I ordered it I thought it was Swedish for Coffee Table | 1.6892 | 0.01538 | 2561 | 1297 | 763 | 501 |
41 | What’s a pre-existing easement?”, I said. “Just sign the lease” you said | 1.6881 | 0.01733 | 1879 | 927 | 616 | 336 |
42 | All I can say is thank goodness we didn't rent downstairs. | 1.6832 | 0.01635 | 1957 | 920 | 737 | 300 |
43 | What the... all I did was install the latest update for Safari browser. | 1.6788 | 0.02775 | 772 | 393 | 234 | 145 |
44 | Things are a lot safer since the rhino moved out. | 1.6786 | 0.01766 | 1864 | 937 | 589 | 338 |
45 | Welcome to July | 1.6783 | 0.01539 | 2891 | 1652 | 536 | 703 |
46 | He always comes up to watch Animal Planet. | 1.6775 | 0.01561 | 2192 | 1070 | 766 | 356 |
47 | Makes you wonder how the other half lives. | 1.6760 | 0.01694 | 2006 | 1015 | 629 | 362 |
48 | You have to look us in the eye again sometime, Susan. | 1.6725 | 0.01852 | 1774 | 925 | 505 | 344 |
49 | Typical. Empty theater and he sits right in front of us. | 1.6675 | 0.01666 | 2072 | 1067 | 632 | 373 |
50 | The people in 14-C must have used the stairs - it would have never fit in the elevator...and now we know what that sawing noise was last night...but where's our coffee table | 1.6668 | 0.01591 | 2716 | 1564 | 504 | 648 |
51 | Ok. I ignored the elephant, but this? | 1.6661 | 0.01527 | 2363 | 1182 | 790 | 391 |
52 | She pops up for the nature documentaries. | 1.6650 | 0.02925 | 615 | 299 | 223 | 93 |
53 | It's no big deal. He only pops his head in to watch Jeopardy. | 1.6604 | 0.02495 | 854 | 421 | 302 | 131 |
54 | ‘Geoffrey the Giraffe was able exercise his Toy R Us options before they went bankrupt. Guess he cashed in’ | 1.6564 | 0.01688 | 2392 | 1387 | 448 | 557 |
55 | Having an elephant in the room was so 20th Century. | 1.6557 | 0.02278 | 999 | 490 | 363 | 146 |
56 | We only have to feed him. Think of the poor folks downstairs. | 1.6549 | 0.01574 | 2315 | 1201 | 712 | 402 |
57 | I thought the new tenant said she worked for Zoom and often brought her work home. | 1.6506 | 0.02221 | 1059 | 526 | 377 | 156 |
58 | Sure we have to feed him, but the people below us have to clean up after him. | 1.6485 | 0.01730 | 1895 | 987 | 587 | 321 |
59 | Remember Margret, this apartment is only 50 a month. | 1.6455 | 0.01730 | 2014 | 1128 | 487 | 399 |
60 | I’m so used to a stupid looking, rude, awkward, orange haired, orange faced being barging in on my day, but this guy is literally sticking his neck out for POC for once! | 1.6454 | 0.01823 | 1994 | 1162 | 386 | 446 |
61 | ...btw, we’ve been invited downstairs for highballs. | 1.6451 | 0.02045 | 1499 | 830 | 371 | 298 |
62 | We're lucky. We just have to feed him. | 1.6410 | 0.01703 | 1833 | 944 | 607 | 282 |
63 | When I said “getting in touch with our African roots,” this is not what I meant. | 1.6395 | 0.02540 | 785 | 391 | 286 | 108 |
64 | I thought I blocked all pop-ups in Safari. | 1.6388 | 0.02336 | 1027 | 540 | 318 | 169 |
65 | I swear the agent said the apartment had a 'draft.' | 1.6325 | 0.01841 | 1521 | 774 | 532 | 215 |
66 | When Geoffrey got laid off from toys-r-us, he opened a very successful pop up shop that propelled his career and helped him earn his spots as an entrepreneur. | 1.6318 | 0.02069 | 1662 | 1022 | 235 | 405 |
67 | The apartment below us has always been a zoo. | 1.6293 | 0.01928 | 1527 | 821 | 451 | 255 |
68 | They thought they were ordering a carafe. | 1.6285 | 0.01882 | 1556 | 825 | 484 | 247 |
69 | Maybe she'll eat shoots and leave. | 1.6254 | 0.02794 | 686 | 360 | 223 | 103 |
70 | Well, at least now we know what the hole is for. | 1.6236 | 0.01875 | 1432 | 731 | 509 | 192 |
71 | Well they did say the neighbor likes to poke his head in now and then | 1.6233 | 0.01982 | 1261 | 639 | 458 | 164 |
72 | It helps me ignore the elephant in the room | 1.6139 | 0.02080 | 1251 | 673 | 388 | 190 |
73 | These emotional support animals are getting.out of hand | 1.6122 | 0.04253 | 294 | 157 | 94 | 43 |
74 | Maybe last year this would have seemed bizarre. | 1.6087 | 0.02395 | 800 | 401 | 311 | 88 |
75 | Well, we have to feed her but the alternative was worse. | 1.6081 | 0.02113 | 985 | 485 | 401 | 99 |
76 | Of course I understood ‘giraffe’—I just didn’t understand ‘easement.’ | 1.6031 | 0.02313 | 1018 | 559 | 304 | 155 |
77 | When you said we should talk about the giraffe in the room I just thought you were bad at idioms | 1.6006 | 0.02321 | 1054 | 596 | 284 | 174 |
78 | It hasn't been too bad. We like the same shows. | 1.6004 | 0.02261 | 991 | 528 | 331 | 132 |
79 | She identifies as a coffee table. | 1.6004 | 0.02401 | 991 | 560 | 267 | 164 |
80 | NO. It's NOT a sign we're getting ahead. | 1.5994 | 0.02419 | 1031 | 600 | 244 | 187 |
81 | maybe we shouldn’t have skipped the co-op board zoom meeting last month | 1.5982 | 0.02234 | 1023 | 549 | 336 | 138 |
82 | To get around the no pets allowed, they claimed it is their support giraffe." | 1.5968 | 0.02398 | 1007 | 576 | 261 | 170 |
83 | You know it’s bad when the elephant in the room isn’t even an elephant. | 1.5954 | 0.02317 | 991 | 545 | 302 | 144 |
84 | Well, you can forget about getting that Ficus now. | 1.5953 | 0.02480 | 986 | 579 | 227 | 180 |
85 | I'm not sure a philodendron is going to do it. | 1.5931 | 0.02494 | 961 | 562 | 228 | 171 |
86 | I think we should have rented an apartment on a higher floor. | 1.5919 | 0.02487 | 941 | 544 | 237 | 160 |
87 | When he's not there, it's an emergency exit. | 1.5896 | 0.02508 | 921 | 533 | 233 | 155 |
88 | This is a pain in the neck, but I'll bet it's a pain in the ass downstairs. | 1.5874 | 0.04965 | 223 | 126 | 63 | 34 |
89 | Covid, shmovid! I told you not to trust those armchair safaris! | 1.5861 | 0.02687 | 877 | 534 | 172 | 171 |
90 | I think the apartment downstairs is going to be hard to rent. | 1.5859 | 0.02482 | 879 | 495 | 253 | 131 |
91 | Remember when I said the 8-foot ceilings would make the place seem cramped, and you said "Not to worry, we can always paint the walls a lighter color to give the place a bigger feel"? Remember? | 1.5833 | 0.02772 | 852 | 530 | 147 | 175 |
92 | The listing did mention an "unparalleled view of urban wildlife." | 1.5832 | 0.02461 | 847 | 467 | 266 | 114 |
93 | No mask but at least he’s facing away. | 1.5832 | 0.02615 | 847 | 495 | 210 | 142 |
94 | What a giraffehole. | 1.5799 | 0.02777 | 814 | 498 | 160 | 156 |
95 | As you can see ... it's a duplex. | 1.5790 | 0.02772 | 810 | 494 | 163 | 153 |
96 | Well, you're always saying this place could use a facelift. | 1.5767 | 0.02866 | 789 | 508 | 113 | 168 |
97 | It's just for Wild Kingdom, he'll be gone once the news starts. | 1.5766 | 0.04324 | 248 | 132 | 89 | 27 |
98 | This is better for us than for the people in the apartment downstairs. | 1.5742 | 0.02845 | 761 | 465 | 155 | 141 |
99 | Now you see why I don't have any plants. | 1.5742 | 0.02546 | 768 | 424 | 247 | 97 |
100 | So this is why the apartment was so affordable. | 1.5740 | 0.02745 | 770 | 457 | 184 | 129 |
101 | I said *zoom meeting not *zoo meeting. | 1.5739 | 0.02710 | 744 | 429 | 203 | 112 |
102 | I think we got the best end of this arrangement. | 1.5712 | 0.02684 | 744 | 427 | 209 | 108 |
103 | I should have looked up ‘easement.’ | 1.5705 | 0.02644 | 731 | 411 | 223 | 97 |
104 | Do you think she ate the coffee table? | 1.5701 | 0.02942 | 742 | 466 | 129 | 147 |
105 | I told you the sublet agreement was odd! | 1.5701 | 0.02901 | 735 | 453 | 145 | 137 |
106 | Just when I thought the year couldn't get stranger. | 1.5697 | 0.02698 | 732 | 420 | 207 | 105 |
107 | Well this isn't the weirdest thing that's happened this year | 1.5697 | 0.02746 | 732 | 427 | 193 | 112 |
108 | It's the least I could do after all the times he stuck his neck out for me. | 1.5690 | 0.02777 | 717 | 419 | 188 | 110 |
109 | Just be thankful we don't live in the downstairs apartment. | 1.5688 | 0.02686 | 719 | 408 | 213 | 98 |
110 | When I bought the place, I didn’t know what an easement was. | 1.5680 | 0.02775 | 713 | 416 | 189 | 108 |
111 | It’s a new app called “Bring the Zoo to You” | 1.5680 | 0.02987 | 713 | 447 | 127 | 139 |
112 | So you can go out and buy expensive art 'representing the struggle of our inner child during a time of pandemic', which I'm pretty sure are just the fevered crayon markings of a under-stimulated 5-year old, but I can't spend money to get rid of this damn load-bearing giraffe? Has watching endless HGTV taught you nothing? Damnit Linda, I want a divorce... you can have the condo. | 1.5676 | 0.03069 | 710 | 457 | 103 | 150 |
113 | It’s good that we got the giraffe. Now we don’t have to worry about stepping through that hole in the floor anymore. | 1.5666 | 0.02732 | 706 | 405 | 202 | 99 |
114 | It's the least we can do since he's still laid off from Toys-R-Us | 1.5664 | 0.02681 | 708 | 400 | 215 | 93 |
115 | I can’t see the tv !! | 1.5641 | 0.03027 | 686 | 430 | 125 | 131 |
116 | Like I told you, living here is a little like living in a zoo. | 1.5639 | 0.03031 | 681 | 426 | 126 | 129 |
117 | I think we got the best part. | 1.5637 | 0.02580 | 683 | 369 | 243 | 71 |
118 | It’s a load-bearing giraffe; we can’t take it down. | 1.5633 | 0.02881 | 671 | 397 | 170 | 104 |
119 | I thought we agreed to host a Zoom meeting, not a zoo meeting. | 1.5627 | 0.02774 | 670 | 383 | 197 | 90 |
120 | It's good we didn't get the other end. | 1.5623 | 0.03028 | 674 | 420 | 129 | 125 |
121 | The Zoo is coming for him next week. At least we got the half that eats | 1.5620 | 0.03075 | 669 | 422 | 118 | 129 |
122 | They really should have mentioned that there's no thirteenth floor. | 1.5611 | 0.03120 | 663 | 423 | 108 | 132 |
123 | She usually leaves when Animal Planet is over. | 1.5606 | 0.02834 | 644 | 370 | 187 | 87 |
124 | When I agreed to us subletting a room, this isn’t what I had in mind! | 1.5604 | 0.03087 | 662 | 418 | 117 | 127 |
125 | Um, he should probably be wearing a mask, right? | 1.5588 | 0.04343 | 272 | 156 | 80 | 36 |
126 | The people downstairs are paying half my rent. | 1.5576 | 0.03088 | 642 | 401 | 124 | 117 |
127 | You see it too, right? | 1.5570 | 0.02876 | 632 | 367 | 178 | 87 |
128 | Can we all just get along? | 1.5559 | 0.03223 | 626 | 404 | 96 | 126 |
129 | If we didn't talk about the elephant, then I'm definitely not talking about the giraffe. | 1.5518 | 0.03012 | 598 | 356 | 154 | 88 |
130 | The architect really stuck her neck out with this new building design | 1.5507 | 0.03292 | 601 | 391 | 89 | 121 |
131 | It's funny now, but 'til PETA shows up. | 1.5507 | 0.03341 | 592 | 388 | 82 | 122 |
132 | No mask but at least she knows to social distance. | 1.5486 | 0.03254 | 576 | 364 | 108 | 104 |
133 | Well, it is 2020 | 1.5484 | 0.03300 | 578 | 371 | 97 | 110 |
134 | That's what happens when you allow pets in apartments. | 1.5472 | 0.03374 | 572 | 374 | 83 | 115 |
135 | Necking on the couch. Why didn't I think about that? | 1.5440 | 0.03429 | 557 | 367 | 77 | 113 |
136 | I think you downloaded the wrong Safari. | 1.5437 | 0.03286 | 515 | 314 | 122 | 79 |
137 | 'Toto, I don't think we're in Chelsea anymore" | 1.5436 | 0.03453 | 539 | 352 | 81 | 106 |
138 | What is the scope of political correctness? | 1.5428 | 0.03508 | 549 | 368 | 64 | 117 |
139 | If he’s staying, we’re going to have to install stadium seating... | 1.5421 | 0.03408 | 546 | 355 | 86 | 105 |
140 | Okay, but other than this, we love the apartment, right?! | 1.5414 | 0.02931 | 543 | 308 | 176 | 59 |
141 | Giraffe that escaped from the Zoo was spotted in the lobby of an office,wagging its tail | 1.5414 | 0.03511 | 543 | 363 | 66 | 114 |
142 | How the Van Snoots discovered their new neighbours were nothing but gi-riff-raffe. | 1.5393 | 0.03510 | 534 | 355 | 70 | 109 |
143 | He's never been the same since Toys "R" Us closed. | 1.5391 | 0.04425 | 230 | 129 | 78 | 23 |
144 | wrong | 1.5383 | 0.03627 | 522 | 355 | 53 | 114 |
145 | What's a coffee table? | 1.5377 | 0.03625 | 517 | 350 | 56 | 111 |
146 | ‘’Just be grateful that our downstairs neighbor doesn’t play loud music.” | 1.5365 | 0.03514 | 520 | 343 | 75 | 102 |
147 | We definitely got the better end of the deal. | 1.5347 | 0.03206 | 505 | 303 | 134 | 68 |
148 | I just opened my Safari browser and this popped up. | 1.5347 | 0.03182 | 505 | 301 | 138 | 66 |
149 | Smart move getting a two-level apartment. Now what? | 1.5344 | 0.03521 | 509 | 334 | 78 | 97 |
150 | I just call it Neck Flix now. | 1.5335 | 0.03278 | 493 | 299 | 125 | 69 |
151 | Last week it was that ostrich ahead of us. | 1.5325 | 0.03710 | 492 | 335 | 52 | 105 |
152 | . . . and just when we finally addressed the elephant in the room. | 1.5324 | 0.03093 | 494 | 286 | 153 | 55 |
153 | Did Banksy move in downstairs? | 1.5321 | 0.03539 | 498 | 326 | 79 | 93 |
154 | She pays the rent for the apartment downstairs too | 1.5321 | 0.03493 | 498 | 322 | 87 | 89 |
155 | They say that in order to reduce the likelihood of future pandemics, we need to rethink our relationship with wild animals. We should be safe. | 1.5316 | 0.03556 | 491 | 321 | 79 | 91 |
156 | Ohh you said, "order a tall carafe." Yeah, that makes more sense now. | 1.5309 | 0.04225 | 275 | 162 | 80 | 33 |
157 | The Glor...affe hole | 1.5309 | 0.03748 | 486 | 333 | 48 | 105 |
158 | I knew we should have attended the last Co-Op Board meeting. | 1.5297 | 0.03255 | 472 | 281 | 132 | 59 |
159 | I've always preferred heads over tails. | 1.5287 | 0.03288 | 471 | 283 | 127 | 61 |
160 | It could be worse. We could be living in Jersey. | 1.5284 | 0.03335 | 475 | 290 | 119 | 66 |
161 | I’m not falling for this | 1.5274 | 0.03755 | 474 | 323 | 52 | 99 |
162 | Well, I guess that explains why last week the neighbors' elephant was so upset. But I have to say, I think our zoning issues are getting worse and worse. | 1.5265 | 0.03702 | 471 | 316 | 62 | 93 |
163 | She's a rescue | 1.5259 | 0.03340 | 464 | 282 | 120 | 62 |
164 | I recognize that giraffe voice, it's one of the red shirt guys who got killed off on "Star Trek"! | 1.5249 | 0.03842 | 461 | 318 | 44 | 99 |
165 | I thought the realtor was saying there was "an occasional draft". | 1.5248 | 0.03268 | 463 | 279 | 126 | 58 |
166 | Maybe you did enunciate, but what I heard was that the apartment had a draft. | 1.5234 | 0.03411 | 449 | 275 | 113 | 61 |
167 | Zoo has been Quarantined Mr | 1.5232 | 0.03847 | 453 | 311 | 47 | 95 |
168 | Don't look at it, honey. It’s going to disappear. One day — it’s like a miracle — it will disappear. | 1.5228 | 0.03580 | 438 | 277 | 93 | 68 |
169 | Please stop asking what else could happen in 2020. | 1.5213 | 0.03330 | 445 | 267 | 124 | 54 |
170 | 'Nothing surprises me in 2020 anymore.' | 1.5213 | 0.03257 | 447 | 264 | 133 | 50 |
171 | All I said was I wished I could do more. | 1.5194 | 0.03772 | 439 | 293 | 64 | 82 |
172 | We’ve been trapped in this house so long, I swear I see a giraffe coming out of the floor. | 1.5194 | 0.03254 | 439 | 258 | 134 | 47 |
173 | At least there’s no longer an elephant in the room” | 1.5194 | 0.03455 | 439 | 271 | 108 | 60 |
174 | She asked me this morning why there is a Fox News and no Giraffe News. | 1.5165 | 0.03555 | 395 | 240 | 106 | 49 |
175 | It’s the elephants upstairs that I’m worried about. | 1.5156 | 0.03397 | 417 | 250 | 119 | 48 |
176 | The apartment listing did say "exotic view." | 1.5154 | 0.03423 | 421 | 255 | 115 | 51 |
177 | Maybe you should just give him the Netflix password. | 1.5152 | 0.05150 | 198 | 123 | 48 | 27 |
178 | That zookeeper guy downstairs is now working from home. | 1.5146 | 0.03177 | 412 | 234 | 144 | 34 |
179 | It is his Netflix account, after all. | 1.5146 | 0.03375 | 412 | 245 | 122 | 45 |
180 | this wasn’t what I had in mind when I suggested an open floor plan... | 1.5134 | 0.03481 | 409 | 249 | 110 | 50 |
181 | I know, but it sparks joy. | 1.5133 | 0.03552 | 376 | 225 | 109 | 42 |
182 | The condo board won't do anything, so I've started feeding it habanero peppers. | 1.5133 | 0.03477 | 415 | 254 | 109 | 52 |
183 | The guy below us said the lease only reads No dogs or cats". | 1.5123 | 0.03487 | 408 | 249 | 109 | 50 |
184 | We finally get rid of the elephant in the room...and now this. | 1.5121 | 0.03462 | 412 | 251 | 111 | 50 |
185 | I've ordered so many things online at this point I'm totally not surprised | 1.5112 | 0.03431 | 403 | 242 | 116 | 45 |
186 | Imagine if we had taken the unit two floors down. | 1.5089 | 0.03609 | 395 | 246 | 97 | 52 |
187 | Damn neighbors. Let’s feed it some prunes. | 1.5079 | 0.03684 | 382 | 239 | 92 | 51 |
188 | I like that better than the elephant in the room. | 1.5078 | 0.03439 | 384 | 228 | 117 | 39 |
189 | I guess they thought we said 'Zoo Meeting' | 1.5077 | 0.03784 | 388 | 250 | 79 | 59 |
190 | I went downstairs, but he says he doesn't know anything about a giraffe. | 1.5077 | 0.03497 | 390 | 236 | 110 | 44 |
191 | I said we should go for the pet free block! | 1.5076 | 0.03990 | 394 | 268 | 52 | 74 |
192 | I blame Trump." | 1.5076 | 0.03776 | 396 | 257 | 77 | 62 |
193 | Who’s gonna to tell him about Geoffrey? | 1.5076 | 0.04022 | 396 | 272 | 47 | 77 |
194 | What’s really odd is we have a basement apartment | 1.5065 | 0.03753 | 385 | 246 | 83 | 56 |
195 | Wow, it really is the concrete jungle. | 1.5065 | 0.03353 | 385 | 225 | 125 | 35 |
196 | Best. Zoom background. Ever. | 1.5065 | 0.03611 | 387 | 240 | 98 | 49 |
197 | My guess? We're in a New Yorker cartoon. | 1.5052 | 0.03695 | 388 | 246 | 88 | 54 |
198 | I’m not sure we brought enough hors d’oeurves. | 1.5052 | 0.04088 | 388 | 269 | 42 | 77 |
199 | When he said, "I'll make you sorry about those hardwood floors" I didn't know he meant this. | 1.5040 | 0.04082 | 377 | 258 | 48 | 71 |
200 | Maybe it's time to start talking about the giraffe in the room. | 1.5031 | 0.05193 | 159 | 93 | 52 | 14 |
201 | I told you it was literally a zoo down there. | 1.5027 | 0.03554 | 370 | 224 | 106 | 40 |
202 | I suppose this is better than the tail. | 1.5013 | 0.04082 | 375 | 257 | 48 | 70 |
203 | Could be worse. This end only needs to get fed. | 1.5000 | 0.03660 | 364 | 225 | 96 | 43 |
204 | Honestly, I thought I was just getting a tote bag. | 1.5000 | 0.04594 | 216 | 130 | 64 | 22 |
205 | I'm starting to rethink a lot of the impulse buys I made online in March... | 1.5000 | 0.03762 | 364 | 230 | 86 | 48 |
206 | Concrete jungle, am I right? | 1.5000 | 0.04880 | 190 | 114 | 57 | 19 |
207 | Elephant in the room, giraffe, whatever. Let’s not talk about it. | 1.5000 | 0.03778 | 362 | 229 | 85 | 48 |
208 | Well, it did say one of a kind views | 1.5000 | 0.03786 | 294 | 172 | 97 | 25 |
209 | Feng shui or no feng shui, I say we move the couch three feet so I can see the damn TV. | 1.4986 | 0.03739 | 367 | 232 | 87 | 48 |
210 | And we thought we were so smart to avoid the apartment under the ostrich. | 1.4986 | 0.03678 | 367 | 229 | 93 | 45 |
211 | That's not the half of it. | 1.4972 | 0.03605 | 360 | 220 | 101 | 39 |
212 | That whole mess for two scrabbles on the wall! And she even didn't sign them! | 1.4972 | 0.04083 | 352 | 236 | 57 | 59 |
213 | It’s only ‘til we find her real parents. | 1.4968 | 0.03781 | 314 | 189 | 94 | 31 |
214 | Every time I sit down for a movie, I’m stuck behind the tall guy. This is unbelievable! | 1.4958 | 0.03813 | 355 | 226 | 82 | 47 |
215 | You just don't want to talk about the elephant in the room. | 1.4957 | 0.03575 | 349 | 210 | 105 | 34 |
216 | I really don’t mind him being here, but he insists on watching nothing but nature shows. | 1.4943 | 0.03553 | 352 | 212 | 106 | 34 |
217 | Let's just hope he's already standing up. | 1.4943 | 0.03658 | 350 | 215 | 97 | 38 |
218 | We need to address the elephant in the room - it’s a giraffe | 1.4943 | 0.03769 | 350 | 220 | 87 | 43 |
219 | And all the realtor could talk about was the high ceilings in this building. | 1.4943 | 0.03719 | 348 | 216 | 92 | 40 |
220 | Meet Genie, my emotional care giraffe. (The guy downstairs and I have an understanding.) | 1.4943 | 0.03453 | 348 | 227 | 79 | 42 |
221 | Hey, don't complain. We got the better half of the deal. | 1.4943 | 0.03513 | 348 | 207 | 110 | 31 |
222 | What a relief, I thought it was termites. | 1.4940 | 0.03932 | 336 | 215 | 76 | 45 |
223 | To be honest, I skimmed the clause about the easement. | 1.4928 | 0.03727 | 347 | 216 | 91 | 40 |
224 | At least we get the cute end. | 1.4928 | 0.03636 | 347 | 212 | 99 | 36 |
225 | I never understood modern art | 1.4928 | 0.03815 | 347 | 220 | 83 | 44 |
226 | I'm so glad we moved up a floor. | 1.4928 | 0.03704 | 347 | 215 | 93 | 39 |
227 | 'Are we allowed to change it from Jack Hanna?' | 1.4928 | 0.04288 | 347 | 243 | 37 | 67 |
228 | When you said, "The downstairs neighbors are animals." I thought you were being hyperbolic. | 1.4928 | 0.03486 | 345 | 204 | 112 | 29 |
229 | It's sad with Toys 'R' Us closed and Geoffrey still unemployed. | 1.4927 | 0.03826 | 343 | 217 | 83 | 43 |
230 | Maybe that’s what they meant by “open floor plan” | 1.4926 | 0.03554 | 339 | 202 | 107 | 30 |
231 | Have you ever thought of asking your neighbors to switch from Safari to Google Chrome? | 1.4914 | 0.03871 | 348 | 224 | 77 | 47 |
232 | - “If it weren’t 2020, I’d find this unexpected.” | 1.4913 | 0.03845 | 346 | 221 | 80 | 45 |
233 | Well, she agreed on splitting the Netflix suscription and there will be no holes in our room. | 1.4913 | 0.04278 | 344 | 240 | 39 | 65 |
234 | And here I thought you said the apartment below was prone to social gaffes... | 1.4912 | 0.03812 | 342 | 216 | 84 | 42 |
235 | Alexa please order a new carafe | 1.4911 | 0.03793 | 336 | 210 | 87 | 39 |
236 | Well let's just address the giraffe in the room. | 1.4910 | 0.03715 | 334 | 205 | 94 | 35 |
237 | Feels more crowded since the zookeepers started working from home | 1.4898 | 0.03426 | 343 | 201 | 116 | 26 |
238 | I told you we should have opted for a higher floor. | 1.4897 | 0.04015 | 339 | 223 | 66 | 50 |
239 | Look on the bright side... we got the better end of the deal! | 1.4894 | 0.03764 | 331 | 205 | 90 | 36 |
240 | I think the shrooms are kicking in.... | 1.4880 | 0.03607 | 332 | 200 | 102 | 30 |
241 | I swear the landlord said that there was a small draft from the floor below..... | 1.4880 | 0.03452 | 332 | 194 | 114 | 24 |
242 | The Friendly Giant used to live here. This happens alot. | 1.4877 | 0.04273 | 326 | 223 | 47 | 56 |
243 | So the guys downstairs asked if we could ease up on the roughage. | 1.4863 | 0.03731 | 329 | 203 | 92 | 34 |
244 | If this was happening any other year, I'd be shocked. | 1.4860 | 0.03772 | 321 | 198 | 90 | 33 |
245 | Should we talk about the giraffe in the room? | 1.4858 | 0.03701 | 317 | 192 | 96 | 29 |
246 | I liked it better when there was an elephant in the room. | 1.4857 | 0.03864 | 315 | 199 | 80 | 36 |
247 | You see it, too, right? It's not just me? | 1.4857 | 0.03877 | 315 | 197 | 83 | 35 |
248 | The bad news is, it ate all our plants. The good news is, we got the end that ate all our plants. | 1.4846 | 0.03772 | 324 | 201 | 89 | 34 |
249 | The condo board is just not asking the tough questions. | 1.4843 | 0.03901 | 318 | 201 | 80 | 37 |
250 | Rohrshack test or Covid19 elephant, honey? | 1.4825 | 0.04413 | 315 | 220 | 38 | 57 |
251 | Normally I would call the landlord, but I’m actually liking the company. | 1.4825 | 0.03717 | 315 | 192 | 94 | 29 |
252 | Those poor guys on the first floor! All we have to do is feed her. | 1.4824 | 0.03815 | 313 | 194 | 87 | 32 |
253 | I don't know, Sarah. I still think I'd have preferred a TV. | 1.4810 | 0.03841 | 316 | 198 | 84 | 34 |
254 | Our ostrich is not going to be happy about this. | 1.4809 | 0.03859 | 314 | 197 | 83 | 34 |
255 | It’s good...but is it art? | 1.4808 | 0.03851 | 312 | 195 | 84 | 33 |
256 | He had nowhere else to go ofter the Toys 'R' Us bankruptcy." | 1.4806 | 0.04028 | 310 | 200 | 71 | 39 |
257 | Now aren't you glad we didn't take the first floor apartment? | 1.4804 | 0.03823 | 306 | 189 | 87 | 30 |
258 | We're never getting our deposit back | 1.4793 | 0.03944 | 290 | 180 | 81 | 29 |
259 | The neighbors did say it was like a zoo down there. | 1.4793 | 0.04237 | 217 | 128 | 74 | 15 |
260 | Well, that explains the spotted horse downstairs. | 1.4792 | 0.03921 | 313 | 199 | 78 | 36 |
261 | At least the guy downstairs gets to clean up the poop | 1.4790 | 0.04481 | 309 | 218 | 34 | 57 |
262 | Spot was so cute when we thought he was a puppy. | 1.4790 | 0.03878 | 309 | 194 | 82 | 33 |
263 | I feel like people are starting to take advantage of this “no evictions” thing. | 1.4790 | 0.04089 | 309 | 202 | 66 | 41 |
264 | They must've built around it | 1.4787 | 0.03997 | 305 | 195 | 74 | 36 |
265 | Trust me, the apartment downstairs has it worse | 1.4787 | 0.04103 | 305 | 199 | 66 | 40 |
266 | Should we say something? | 1.4784 | 0.04064 | 301 | 194 | 70 | 37 |
267 | You're the one who wanted to live in Great Neck! | 1.4784 | 0.03981 | 301 | 191 | 76 | 34 |
268 | 2020 just keeps getting weirder... | 1.4783 | 0.03974 | 276 | 177 | 69 | 30 |
269 | Goddammit Tyson Foods you can’t just kick an animal to death and call it chicken nuggets ! | 1.4771 | 0.04656 | 306 | 223 | 20 | 63 |
270 | Remind me to talk to the vet downstairs about working from home. | 1.4771 | 0.04145 | 306 | 202 | 62 | 42 |
271 | I miss the elephant. | 1.4765 | 0.03896 | 298 | 186 | 82 | 30 |
272 | That reminds me....your mother called." | 1.4765 | 0.04066 | 298 | 192 | 70 | 36 |
273 | Look on the bright side - at least we’re only feeding him. | 1.4751 | 0.03662 | 301 | 181 | 97 | 23 |
274 | I ACED THE COGNITIVE TEST! NO ONE HAS EVER IDENTIFIED A GIRAFFE LIKE I DID! NO ONE COULD BELIEVE IT! | 1.4746 | 0.04343 | 295 | 200 | 50 | 45 |
275 | ....., but it doesn't look like an elephant! | 1.4742 | 0.04548 | 291 | 204 | 36 | 51 |
276 | Work both ways. My ostrich likes to check out the people downstairs. | 1.4734 | 0.05443 | 169 | 110 | 38 | 21 |
277 | 312 pages of condo rules and not one of them addresses this! | 1.4728 | 0.03963 | 294 | 186 | 77 | 31 |
278 | Relax, Fred. We got the better half. | 1.4728 | 0.03814 | 294 | 181 | 87 | 26 |
279 | So this is why the penthouse was so cheap. | 1.4728 | 0.03874 | 294 | 183 | 83 | 28 |
280 | These new Cheetah Deer seem to be out of control, we’ll see what HEROS act does about it | 1.4726 | 0.04738 | 292 | 213 | 20 | 59 |
281 | Let's feed it beans. | 1.4724 | 0.04234 | 290 | 192 | 59 | 39 |
282 | I thought they were beating the ceiling with a broom this whole time. | 1.4720 | 0.03982 | 286 | 180 | 77 | 29 |
283 | At least the sawing stopped. | 1.4720 | 0.04104 | 286 | 184 | 69 | 33 |
284 | I don't know why they couldn't get a dog like everyone else. | 1.4706 | 0.03860 | 289 | 179 | 84 | 26 |
285 | Better this end than the other. | 1.4706 | 0.03922 | 289 | 181 | 80 | 28 |
286 | It’s s good deal. We feed it, downstairs cleans up after it. | 1.4706 | 0.04245 | 289 | 192 | 58 | 39 |
287 | He lives two floors down. | 1.4706 | 0.04159 | 289 | 189 | 64 | 36 |
288 | Americans view of immigrants in new york. | 1.4704 | 0.04676 | 287 | 206 | 27 | 54 |
289 | The lease did say partial view. | 1.4704 | 0.03972 | 287 | 181 | 77 | 29 |
290 | The deal with the Zoo is we just have to feed it. Downstairs has to clean up. | 1.4704 | 0.04239 | 287 | 190 | 59 | 38 |
291 | I told you not to move the rug. | 1.4702 | 0.04054 | 285 | 182 | 72 | 31 |
292 | My brownie is kicking in; how 'bout yours? | 1.4698 | 0.04033 | 281 | 178 | 74 | 29 |
293 | Meh. It's 2020, i don't even care anymore. | 1.4698 | 0.04188 | 281 | 183 | 64 | 34 |
294 | This time you talk to them. | 1.4690 | 0.04151 | 258 | 162 | 71 | 25 |
295 | They talked about everything: modern art, city living, minimalist design........everything except the giraffe in the room. | 1.4683 | 0.04359 | 284 | 192 | 51 | 41 |
296 | Since we never talk about the elephant in the room let’s ignore the giraffe too. | 1.4683 | 0.03986 | 284 | 192 | 56 | 36 |
297 | In hindsight we should've just given him the Netflix password | 1.4681 | 0.04146 | 282 | 183 | 66 | 33 |
298 | Well, his head seems to be in the right place. | 1.4681 | 0.04054 | 282 | 180 | 72 | 30 |
299 | I can't wait until he goes back to work... | 1.4676 | 0.04032 | 278 | 176 | 74 | 28 |
300 | They said I'd get ahead in NYC, but I thought they meant a promotion. | 1.4657 | 0.03993 | 277 | 177 | 72 | 28 |
301 | 'Relax dear...the government says there is no Giraffe' | 1.4655 | 0.04224 | 275 | 180 | 62 | 33 |
302 | It's an open floor plan. | 1.4652 | 0.04310 | 273 | 181 | 57 | 35 |
303 | I think that's the giraffe I saw in the elevator. | 1.4652 | 0.04183 | 273 | 177 | 65 | 31 |
304 | It's just until the zookeeper downstairs can go back to work. | 1.4649 | 0.03972 | 271 | 169 | 78 | 24 |
305 | I wish she wouldn’t ignore us. | 1.4635 | 0.04106 | 274 | 176 | 69 | 29 |
306 | I took champagne to the folks below to get their ok let him in before I cut the hole in the floor and carpet. | 1.4635 | 0.04825 | 274 | 200 | 21 | 53 |
307 | In a different day and time, I’d have more questions. | 1.4635 | 0.04008 | 274 | 173 | 75 | 26 |
308 | So much for skipping the condo association meeting... | 1.4632 | 0.03786 | 272 | 165 | 88 | 19 |
309 | Let’s not talk about it and say we did | 1.4632 | 0.04506 | 272 | 187 | 44 | 41 |
310 | I miss complaining about their yappy dog. | 1.4627 | 0.04106 | 268 | 171 | 70 | 27 |
311 | Ah! This might explain the massive spotty testicles in the parking garage. | 1.4627 | 0.04173 | 268 | 173 | 66 | 29 |
312 | I'm staying here. It's a real zoo downstairs. | 1.4624 | 0.04162 | 266 | 171 | 67 | 28 |
313 | He’s still a better neighbor than the elephants above us. | 1.4624 | 0.04263 | 266 | 174 | 61 | 31 |
314 | I told you we should have taken deforestation and climate change seriously. | 1.4615 | 0.05105 | 169 | 107 | 46 | 16 |
315 | At least he doesn't wake us any more with his banging on the ceiling | 1.4610 | 0.04195 | 269 | 175 | 64 | 30 |
316 | The apartment is much quieter since we cut the hole. | 1.4601 | 0.04161 | 263 | 169 | 67 | 27 |
317 | We probably should’ve charged more to sublet the airspace in our apartment. | 1.4601 | 0.04497 | 263 | 179 | 47 | 37 |
318 | Well, now we know what the hole is for. | 1.4598 | 0.03855 | 261 | 159 | 84 | 18 |
319 | Trust me, the guy downstairs has it much worse. | 1.4598 | 0.04149 | 261 | 167 | 68 | 26 |
320 | Meet "Stretch", my emotional support pet. | 1.4595 | 0.03380 | 259 | 181 | 51 | 27 |
321 | These Zoom safaris are incredible. | 1.4586 | 0.04229 | 266 | 174 | 62 | 30 |
322 | Siri, open Zoom, not Zoo. | 1.4583 | 0.03972 | 264 | 165 | 77 | 22 |
323 | What I do mind is watching Animal Planet every time he pops in. | 1.4583 | 0.04184 | 264 | 171 | 65 | 28 |
324 | Of course, as soon as the exterminator leaves there it is again | 1.4583 | 0.04184 | 264 | 171 | 65 | 28 |
325 | A year ago, I would’ve found this shocking | 1.4580 | 0.04207 | 262 | 170 | 64 | 28 |
326 | I can't take this anymore, I am going to say something. | 1.4577 | 0.04015 | 260 | 163 | 75 | 22 |
327 | We certainly got the better end of that deal! | 1.4574 | 0.04428 | 258 | 173 | 52 | 33 |
328 | Why do I always have to sit behind the giraffe? | 1.4574 | 0.04290 | 258 | 169 | 60 | 29 |
329 | When did she get a say in what we watch? | 1.4571 | 0.04147 | 245 | 154 | 70 | 21 |
330 | At least we got the easy to clean half. | 1.4567 | 0.04119 | 254 | 161 | 70 | 23 |
331 | it looks like Jeffrey is back in business! | 1.4567 | 0.04880 | 254 | 183 | 26 | 45 |
332 | It’s honestly just nice to have company over again. | 1.4567 | 0.04267 | 254 | 165 | 62 | 27 |
333 | 2020 humans hope there’s nothing else pEAking out | 1.4567 | 0.04943 | 254 | 185 | 22 | 47 |
334 | He has the air rights. | 1.4549 | 0.04144 | 255 | 163 | 68 | 24 |
335 | Honestly Janet, I thought neckdoor neighbour was just a typo on the lease!! | 1.4549 | 0.04326 | 255 | 168 | 58 | 29 |
336 | Having a pet giraffe sounded a lot cooler when we were stoned. | 1.4549 | 0.04254 | 255 | 166 | 62 | 27 |
337 | Is the giraffe new? | 1.4545 | 0.04493 | 253 | 171 | 49 | 33 |
338 | She does this every time Wild Kingdom airs. | 1.4545 | 0.03935 | 253 | 156 | 79 | 18 |
339 | After a while, you don't really notice it | 1.4542 | 0.03875 | 251 | 153 | 82 | 16 |
340 | :It seemed like a nice name--Serengeti Townhomes" | 1.4538 | 0.04177 | 249 | 159 | 67 | 23 |
341 | You wanna neck? | 1.4538 | 0.04291 | 249 | 162 | 61 | 26 |
342 | I think I'm seeing spotty. | 1.4538 | 0.04989 | 249 | 182 | 21 | 46 |
343 | This giraffe really ties the room together. | 1.4528 | 0.04002 | 254 | 159 | 75 | 20 |
344 | What really worries me is that we're on the ground floor. | 1.4524 | 0.04400 | 252 | 168 | 54 | 30 |
345 | So glad we didn't take that apartment below us. | 1.4524 | 0.04253 | 252 | 164 | 62 | 26 |
346 | They sure do grow up fast, don’t they? | 1.4516 | 0.04265 | 248 | 161 | 62 | 25 |
347 | When you said you lived above a watering hole I assumed you meant a bar. | 1.4516 | 0.04109 | 248 | 157 | 70 | 21 |
348 | We should never have moved above Toys R Us | 1.4516 | 0.04303 | 248 | 162 | 60 | 26 |
349 | Even the zookeeper is working from home. | 1.4516 | 0.04265 | 248 | 161 | 62 | 25 |
350 | Well, at least he’s a Democrat. | 1.4512 | 0.04367 | 246 | 162 | 57 | 27 |
351 | We did ask for an open floorplan. | 1.4508 | 0.04236 | 244 | 157 | 64 | 23 |
352 | That was Herbal tea,right? | 1.4508 | 0.03905 | 244 | 169 | 48 | 27 |
353 | It's a long story. | 1.4508 | 0.04315 | 244 | 159 | 60 | 25 |
354 | We have to feed it, but they have to clean up after it. | 1.4504 | 0.04458 | 242 | 161 | 53 | 28 |
355 | New rule, no wine at the next art auction. | 1.4504 | 0.04534 | 242 | 163 | 49 | 30 |
356 | I guess we should have made more of an effort to attend the zoning code variance hearing. | 1.4498 | 0.04617 | 249 | 172 | 42 | 35 |
357 | Next time when a neighbour asks you to help them with their pet, just say "No!", will you? | 1.4498 | 0.04175 | 249 | 160 | 66 | 23 |
358 | It's not that you got the giraffe, it's that you didn't ask me first | 1.4498 | 0.04175 | 249 | 160 | 66 | 23 |
359 | The stay-at-home safari is more realistic than I expected. | 1.4490 | 0.04223 | 245 | 158 | 64 | 23 |
360 | I kind of miss the elephant in the room, don't you? | 1.4490 | 0.04302 | 245 | 160 | 60 | 25 |
361 | It's not so bad. They have a horse's ass next door. | 1.4486 | 0.04557 | 243 | 165 | 47 | 31 |
362 | Thank God we got the top half! | 1.4481 | 0.04273 | 241 | 156 | 62 | 23 |
363 | I guess that virtual walk through was misleading. | 1.4477 | 0.04298 | 239 | 155 | 61 | 23 |
364 | I told you he’s upset—he won’t even look at us anymore. | 1.4477 | 0.04089 | 239 | 150 | 71 | 18 |
365 | Well, technically it is his Netflix account. | 1.4473 | 0.04198 | 237 | 151 | 66 | 20 |
366 | We could give one of our netflix profiles, if you wanted. You know that Jeff, right? | 1.4473 | 0.05119 | 237 | 175 | 18 | 44 |
367 | Otherwise, they're pretty good neighbors. | 1.4464 | 0.04085 | 224 | 138 | 72 | 14 |
368 | You can't think of a better name than Spot? Really? | 1.4458 | 0.03879 | 240 | 164 | 52 | 24 |
369 | This is some good LSD. | 1.4458 | 0.04444 | 240 | 160 | 53 | 27 |
370 | We're going to need some plants. | 1.4454 | 0.04432 | 238 | 158 | 54 | 26 |
371 | I told you, ONE more and we’ll be the ‘crazy giraffe people!’ | 1.4449 | 0.04167 | 236 | 150 | 67 | 19 |
372 | Given the choice, I prefer to have the head. | 1.4449 | 0.04210 | 236 | 151 | 65 | 20 |
373 | I'm glad he removed his hat. | 1.4449 | 0.04809 | 236 | 166 | 35 | 35 |
374 | If he’s able to cover half the rent, I can work around him. | 1.4449 | 0.04167 | 236 | 150 | 67 | 19 |
375 | Glad he enjoys PBS | 1.4449 | 0.04167 | 236 | 150 | 67 | 19 |
376 | Yeah... I should have read the Airbnb reviews more closely | 1.4449 | 0.04378 | 236 | 155 | 57 | 24 |
377 | When I said a “conversation piece” I was thinking more like a lava lamp. | 1.4440 | 0.04390 | 232 | 152 | 57 | 23 |
378 | Honey, do you see what I’m seeing?! He’s not wearing a mask! | 1.4440 | 0.03870 | 232 | 158 | 52 | 22 |
379 | No, what I said was “we should consult the graph” | 1.4440 | 0.04347 | 232 | 151 | 59 | 22 |
380 | On the plus side, the reception has improved. | 1.4435 | 0.04460 | 230 | 152 | 54 | 24 |
381 | At least we got the better end | 1.4435 | 0.04417 | 230 | 151 | 56 | 23 |
382 | are we gonna talk about the giraffe in the room? | 1.4435 | 0.04374 | 230 | 150 | 58 | 22 |
383 | When did you first notice it? | 1.4421 | 0.04246 | 233 | 150 | 63 | 20 |
384 | Do you think he knows he's adopted? | 1.4419 | 0.05097 | 172 | 113 | 42 | 17 |
385 | Well, you said I could have a pet if I kept it in the basement.” | 1.4416 | 0.04359 | 231 | 151 | 58 | 22 |
386 | How do I always end up sitting behind the tallest guy in the place? | 1.4416 | 0.04402 | 231 | 152 | 56 | 23 |
387 | Hopefully they zoos will reopen soon and he can go back to work | 1.4416 | 0.04316 | 231 | 150 | 60 | 21 |
388 | And I really can't explain how that hole follows her around. | 1.4414 | 0.05526 | 145 | 95 | 36 | 14 |
389 | When they said it was pet friendly, I thought they meant our pet. | 1.4410 | 0.04253 | 229 | 147 | 63 | 19 |
390 | Gerri, please look at us. Until we can afford a loft, this is the only way we can keep you. | 1.4405 | 0.04458 | 227 | 150 | 54 | 23 |
391 | Yeah, we only feed it. Poor guys downstairs. | 1.4405 | 0.04234 | 227 | 145 | 64 | 18 |
392 | Can you imagine if we booked for the "supernatural" hotel experience? | 1.4405 | 0.04875 | 227 | 160 | 34 | 33 |
393 | Works both ways, actually. My ostrich likes to check out the people downstairs. | 1.4400 | 0.04442 | 225 | 148 | 55 | 22 |
394 | I never thought HD would be this realistic! | 1.4397 | 0.04635 | 232 | 159 | 44 | 29 |
395 | Let’s move the couch, I can’t see the screen. | 1.4389 | 0.04499 | 221 | 146 | 53 | 22 |
396 | If we feed it, he'll keep coming back. | 1.4386 | 0.03935 | 228 | 150 | 60 | 18 |
397 | We really have to start attending those Co-op board meetings! | 1.4386 | 0.04355 | 228 | 149 | 58 | 21 |
398 | All we need now is for the upstairs neighbors to get an ostrich... | 1.4381 | 0.04426 | 226 | 154 | 47 | 25 |
399 | Ring toss?. | 1.4381 | 0.04514 | 226 | 151 | 51 | 24 |
400 | I didn’t expect this when we told the downstairs neighbors we didn’t mind if they got a pet. | 1.4371 | 0.04992 | 167 | 108 | 45 | 14 |
401 | I can't, he swallowed the remote. | 1.4369 | 0.04483 | 222 | 147 | 53 | 22 |
402 | I told you it wouldn't fit when we were at the store | 1.4369 | 0.04483 | 222 | 147 | 53 | 22 |
403 | Covid Zoo. Now the animals come to you | 1.4364 | 0.04513 | 220 | 146 | 52 | 22 |
404 | To be fair, the lease only said ‘no dogs allowed’” | 1.4364 | 0.04420 | 220 | 144 | 56 | 20 |
405 | I liked it better when it was an elephant! | 1.4358 | 0.05028 | 218 | 156 | 29 | 33 |
406 | Remember how many times we fell in there when he was a baby? | 1.4358 | 0.04303 | 218 | 140 | 61 | 17 |
407 | Well, it beats living under the hole two floors down | 1.4358 | 0.04986 | 218 | 155 | 31 | 32 |
408 | Well at least we got the half you only have to feed. | 1.4358 | 0.04254 | 218 | 139 | 63 | 16 |
409 | I don't know, Moira, I guess this is what happens when Trickle Down loses its Workforce--no Base, just a trophy relic of a Crude, bygone age. | 1.4356 | 0.05220 | 225 | 168 | 16 | 41 |
410 | We could mention it to the lions in 6B and just see what happens. | 1.4350 | 0.04283 | 223 | 144 | 61 | 18 |
411 | We can’t, he’s an emotional support animal. | 1.4344 | 0.04587 | 221 | 149 | 48 | 24 |
412 | I remember when she was just a teething toy. | 1.4338 | 0.04617 | 219 | 148 | 47 | 24 |
413 | He always pops up for Jeopardy. | 1.4338 | 0.04479 | 219 | 145 | 53 | 21 |
414 | You said 'zoo penthouse' would be great! | 1.4338 | 0.05051 | 219 | 158 | 27 | 34 |
415 | He’s blocking Sean Hannity. I feel better than ever. | 1.4338 | 0.04839 | 219 | 153 | 37 | 29 |
416 | She just bought the building, act normal. | 1.4332 | 0.04087 | 217 | 138 | 65 | 14 |
417 | I just promised to watch him until FAO Schwarz reopens. | 1.4326 | 0.04292 | 215 | 138 | 61 | 16 |
418 | I'm telling you, if you change the channel he'll leave. | 1.4319 | 0.04471 | 213 | 140 | 54 | 19 |
419 | Let's just focus on what we have in common as African-Americans. | 1.4319 | 0.04569 | 213 | 142 | 50 | 21 |
420 | It’s when she’s not there is when the hole is a problem | 1.4319 | 0.04471 | 213 | 140 | 54 | 19 |
421 | Problem is, if I whack it down here, it'll just pop up again in the kitchen or bathroom. | 1.4313 | 0.04322 | 211 | 138 | 56 | 17 |
422 | Every Airbnb has its quirks. | 1.4313 | 0.04348 | 211 | 136 | 59 | 16 |
423 | So he can do whatever this is but we can't paint our walls? | 1.4313 | 0.04348 | 211 | 136 | 59 | 16 |
424 | I really wish he'd get his own Netflix account. | 1.4306 | 0.04522 | 216 | 144 | 51 | 21 |
425 | I only donated to get the calendar!" | 1.4299 | 0.04694 | 214 | 146 | 44 | 24 |
426 | Well, you were the one complaining about that bonking noise coming from downstairs. | 1.4299 | 0.05011 | 214 | 153 | 30 | 31 |
427 | Living in a converted Fire House is not without its surprises. | 1.4299 | 0.04455 | 214 | 141 | 54 | 19 |
428 | I think we need to talk about the giraffe in the room. | 1.4293 | 0.04870 | 198 | 135 | 41 | 22 |
429 | At least it got rid of the elephant. | 1.4292 | 0.04631 | 212 | 143 | 47 | 22 |
430 | He seems to know when Wild Kingdom is on. | 1.4292 | 0.04484 | 212 | 140 | 53 | 19 |
431 | Well, at least we don't have to clean up after it. | 1.4286 | 0.04463 | 210 | 138 | 54 | 18 |
432 | Neighbor downstairs is a zookeeper. He's working from home during COVID19." | 1.4286 | 0.04564 | 210 | 140 | 50 | 20 |
433 | Now I'm thinking I liked it better over by the kitchen doorway. | 1.4286 | 0.04463 | 210 | 138 | 54 | 18 |
434 | I tried adjusting the antennas but it's still spotty. | 1.4279 | 0.04646 | 208 | 140 | 47 | 21 |
435 | Then again, sometimes a giraffe is just a giraffe. | 1.4279 | 0.04695 | 208 | 141 | 45 | 22 |
436 | I know he's the landlord, but he has to stop popping in unannounced. | 1.4279 | 0.04769 | 208 | 150 | 30 | 28 |
437 | At least we have a better view than the people downstairs! | 1.4272 | 0.04364 | 206 | 138 | 50 | 18 |
438 | I'd like to get rid of it but it's load bearing. | 1.4272 | 0.04728 | 206 | 140 | 44 | 22 |
439 | Tucker Carlson says that it will just disappear... | 1.4272 | 0.04678 | 206 | 139 | 46 | 21 |
440 | ‘He should really be wearing a mask’ | 1.4272 | 0.04728 | 206 | 140 | 44 | 22 |
441 | I thought we were on the ground floor | 1.4272 | 0.05113 | 206 | 148 | 28 | 30 |
442 | At least we won the heads vs tails coin toss with the neighbors. | 1.4265 | 0.04103 | 211 | 140 | 55 | 16 |
443 | Yeah, but up here we only need to feed her. | 1.4265 | 0.04497 | 211 | 140 | 52 | 19 |
444 | Well, it's better than having a hole in his head. | 1.4265 | 0.05381 | 204 | 152 | 17 | 35 |
445 | It was called the 'Serengeti Special' on Airbnb. | 1.4264 | 0.04886 | 197 | 135 | 40 | 22 |
446 | I thought you said this place was a “hole in the wall”... | 1.4258 | 0.04346 | 209 | 138 | 54 | 17 |
447 | Karen, I told you, the Elephant was out of stock | 1.4258 | 0.05190 | 209 | 153 | 23 | 33 |
448 | On the positive side, our neighbors downstairs have it worse. | 1.4251 | 0.04401 | 207 | 135 | 56 | 16 |
449 | I thought 'spare ruminant' was just a typo. | 1.4251 | 0.04735 | 207 | 144 | 39 | 24 |
450 | Well, most of him is six feet away. | 1.4251 | 0.04427 | 207 | 138 | 51 | 18 |
451 | Could be George the Giraffe ... could be Gina the Giraffe. Hard to tell from here. | 1.4251 | 0.04710 | 207 | 141 | 44 | 22 |
452 | Well, Gladys, you have to admit it takes up less space than an elephant in the room. | 1.4251 | 0.04710 | 207 | 141 | 44 | 22 |
453 | The people downstairs asked if we could try more fibre this week. | 1.4245 | 0.04628 | 212 | 144 | 46 | 22 |
454 | 'We love to see you,' you said. 'Pop in anytime,' you said. | 1.4229 | 0.04811 | 201 | 138 | 41 | 22 |
455 | Well I'll be. Something is actually higher than the rent. | 1.4229 | 0.04435 | 201 | 131 | 55 | 15 |
456 | I think I prefer the coffee table. | 1.4229 | 0.04759 | 201 | 137 | 43 | 21 |
457 | Yes dear, we have a problem, but the couple below us have a much bigger one. | 1.4229 | 0.04378 | 201 | 130 | 57 | 14 |
458 | On the bright side, we just have to feed her. | 1.4229 | 0.04707 | 201 | 136 | 45 | 20 |
459 | What am I supposed to do about it, Sarah? She’s on the board of the co-op! | 1.4229 | 0.04654 | 201 | 135 | 47 | 19 |
460 | If he sees his shadow, it’s six more weeks of lockdown. | 1.4221 | 0.04577 | 199 | 132 | 50 | 17 |
461 | We really need to start reading the fine print in our lease agreements. | 1.4221 | 0.04408 | 199 | 129 | 56 | 14 |
462 | I appreciate the clean, tapered lines, but those spots are overly derivative of a tired, outdated expressionism. | 1.4221 | 0.04687 | 199 | 134 | 46 | 19 |
463 | It's just a few weeks honey. Just until Toys R Us brings him back from furlough. | 1.4208 | 0.04418 | 202 | 132 | 55 | 15 |
464 | When I moved in, I figured who cares if I have a three-month-old giraffe living downstairs... | 1.4208 | 0.04528 | 202 | 134 | 51 | 17 |
465 | The president said that if we have a giraffe in our house we can’t get infected. | 1.4208 | 0.04843 | 202 | 140 | 39 | 23 |
466 | I’d like to discuss the elephant in the room. | 1.4208 | 0.04528 | 202 | 134 | 51 | 17 |
467 | This is what happens when the Republicans defund national parks! | 1.4208 | 0.04792 | 202 | 139 | 41 | 22 |
468 | ...all valid points, but my biggest issue is that now we can only eat salads standing up in the kitchen. | 1.4208 | 0.05187 | 202 | 147 | 25 | 30 |
469 | He hasn't been the same since the ToysRUs bankruptcy. | 1.4200 | 0.04614 | 200 | 134 | 48 | 18 |
470 | Partially obstructed view or not, I’m so excited to finally get to see Hamilton | 1.4200 | 0.04503 | 200 | 132 | 52 | 16 |
471 | We should never have sold air rights to the downstairs neighbors. | 1.4192 | 0.04420 | 198 | 129 | 55 | 14 |
472 | I told World Wildlife Fund we didn't want another tote bag. | 1.4184 | 0.04680 | 196 | 132 | 46 | 18 |
473 | I didn't say anything when they got the rhinoceros, but this is ridiculous. | 1.4175 | 0.04481 | 194 | 127 | 53 | 14 |
474 | Are we going to talk about how the elephant in the room is actually a giraffe? | 1.4175 | 0.04770 | 194 | 132 | 43 | 19 |
475 | Do we have any acacia branches in the pantry? | 1.4167 | 0.04861 | 192 | 132 | 40 | 20 |
476 | I need another Giraffe like I need a hole in my floor! | 1.4167 | 0.04748 | 192 | 130 | 44 | 18 |
477 | My zookeeper neighbor downstairs is working from home. | 1.4167 | 0.04264 | 192 | 122 | 60 | 10 |
478 | Well we ignored the elephant in the room last week. | 1.4167 | 0.04134 | 192 | 140 | 32 | 20 |
479 | Today’s Headline: Trump tweets claim that an increase in indoor Giraffe sightings is a sign we are beating the virus | 1.4167 | 0.04805 | 192 | 131 | 42 | 19 |
480 | I think I like the couch better next to the water buffalo. | 1.4167 | 0.04690 | 192 | 129 | 46 | 17 |
481 | My neck’s been killing me since I moved to the city. So, what brings you guys to the chiropractor? | 1.4167 | 0.04805 | 192 | 131 | 42 | 19 |
482 | Turns out there’s a fine line between ironic and regrettable. | 1.4162 | 0.04314 | 197 | 127 | 58 | 12 |
483 | No dear, I explicitly recall speaking with the woman from “Welcome Wagon,” not “Circus Wagon!” | 1.4162 | 0.05285 | 197 | 145 | 22 | 30 |
484 | We should have taken the penthouse. | 1.4162 | 0.04433 | 197 | 129 | 54 | 14 |
485 | This city has become an absolute zoo. | 1.4158 | 0.03847 | 190 | 132 | 44 | 14 |
486 | I thought it was a misspelling in the lease - Split level zooplex. | 1.4158 | 0.04898 | 190 | 131 | 39 | 20 |
487 | Should we also he worried about the elephant in the room?” | 1.4158 | 0.05488 | 190 | 142 | 17 | 31 |
488 | When you said your neighbor would stick his neck out for us, I was expecting something else. | 1.4158 | 0.04841 | 190 | 130 | 41 | 19 |
489 | Still think we got the better end of this deal. | 1.4158 | 0.04605 | 190 | 126 | 49 | 15 |
490 | And I thought our last neighbors were intrusive | 1.4158 | 0.04724 | 190 | 128 | 45 | 17 |
491 | Enunciate the next time you ask to borrow Harry's carafe. | 1.4154 | 0.04694 | 195 | 132 | 45 | 18 |
492 | Just a heads up we have giraffe problem. | 1.4154 | 0.04580 | 195 | 130 | 49 | 16 |
493 | The good news is that we just have to feed him. | 1.4154 | 0.04637 | 195 | 131 | 47 | 17 |
494 | The new neighbors said they downsized, but they kept what sparked joy. | 1.4154 | 0.04637 | 195 | 131 | 47 | 17 |
495 | Can we address the 800 lb gorilla in the room? | 1.4149 | 0.05377 | 188 | 138 | 22 | 28 |
496 | I guess we better get some houseplants. | 1.4149 | 0.04759 | 188 | 127 | 44 | 17 |
497 | That’s my downstairs neighbor. He pokes his head in sometimes just to see what’s up. | 1.4149 | 0.04514 | 188 | 123 | 52 | 13 |
498 | Doc, you say we should ‘address the elephant in the room’... So we’re just gonna ignore the giraffe? | 1.4149 | 0.04638 | 188 | 125 | 48 | 15 |
499 | In retrospect, it was a big mistake letting her in to watch tv with us when she was just a calf. | 1.4145 | 0.05112 | 193 | 138 | 30 | 25 |
500 | Sure, finding enough leaves for him to eat will be time consuming, but I still say we got the better half. | 1.4145 | 0.04310 | 193 | 124 | 58 | 11 |
501 | A little more for that third floor apartment seems worth it now. | 1.4144 | 0.04953 | 181 | 124 | 39 | 18 |
502 | I guess shelter-at-home is harder for some of us than others. | 1.4136 | 0.04464 | 191 | 125 | 53 | 13 |
503 | I guess the Larsons downstairs got a new pet. | 1.4136 | 0.05310 | 191 | 140 | 23 | 28 |
504 | They were out of rescue dogs. | 1.4136 | 0.04586 | 191 | 127 | 49 | 15 |
505 | Well, the listing said one bedroom live giraffe, two thousand a month, vegetarians only. | 1.4136 | 0.05044 | 191 | 135 | 33 | 23 |
506 | Honey, are we going to address the giraffe in the room? | 1.4136 | 0.04646 | 191 | 128 | 47 | 16 |
507 | Yes, we do have to feed it, but I’m sure glad we don’t live downstairs! | 1.4136 | 0.04646 | 191 | 128 | 47 | 16 |
508 | I should have asked the neighbor what he did when he said he brings his work home with him. | 1.4136 | 0.04877 | 191 | 132 | 39 | 20 |
509 | I thought you were using concrete jungle metaphorically. | 1.4133 | 0.04562 | 196 | 131 | 49 | 16 |
510 | I have some bad news. We can't deal with a giraffe roommate anymore. I hope you were sitting down for that. | 1.4127 | 0.05353 | 189 | 139 | 22 | 28 |
511 | I’m SO glad we got the upstairs apartment. | 1.4118 | 0.04775 | 187 | 127 | 43 | 17 |
512 | Maybe if we switch from ‘Planet Earth’ to ‘CNN,’ it will leave on its own. | 1.4118 | 0.04775 | 187 | 127 | 43 | 17 |
513 | -“Do you see what I see? Yeah, where is his mask? | 1.4118 | 0.04653 | 187 | 125 | 47 | 15 |
514 | If we place a few shrubs near the couch, she can feed herself while we're at work. | 1.4098 | 0.04560 | 183 | 123 | 46 | 14 |
515 | On the other hand, it's as close to the outdoors as we'll be for awhile | 1.4098 | 0.04593 | 183 | 121 | 49 | 13 |
516 | He is a good pet, but is it art? | 1.4098 | 0.04970 | 183 | 127 | 37 | 19 |
517 | Thanks for the heads-up. | 1.4098 | 0.05089 | 183 | 129 | 33 | 21 |
518 | The whole zoo is working from home. | 1.4098 | 0.04909 | 183 | 126 | 39 | 18 |
519 | ..and he's got the remote. | 1.4098 | 0.04722 | 183 | 123 | 45 | 15 |
520 | if we each had right arms we could hug him | 1.4098 | 0.05030 | 183 | 128 | 35 | 20 |
521 | This is 2020, why wouldn’t there be a giraffe in our living room? | 1.4098 | 0.04785 | 183 | 124 | 43 | 16 |
522 | I thought they meant the kids when they said: ‘Our house has turned into a zoo since Covid-19’. | 1.4098 | 0.04393 | 183 | 118 | 55 | 10 |
523 | We really did get the better end of the pet share. | 1.4096 | 0.04633 | 188 | 126 | 47 | 15 |
524 | This is the least strange thing to happen in 2020 | 1.4088 | 0.05009 | 181 | 126 | 36 | 19 |
525 | This neighborhood watch is getting out of hand. | 1.4088 | 0.05588 | 181 | 136 | 16 | 29 |
526 | I thought that was just your Zoom background. | 1.4088 | 0.04947 | 181 | 125 | 38 | 18 |
527 | I need to speak to the elephant in the room! | 1.4086 | 0.05627 | 186 | 142 | 12 | 32 |
528 | I know that bargain condo downstairs has low ceilings, but this is still too much! | 1.4086 | 0.05523 | 186 | 140 | 16 | 30 |
529 | I wish we owned more hats... | 1.4086 | 0.04969 | 186 | 130 | 36 | 20 |
530 | Well, that explains our missing ficus. | 1.4086 | 0.04667 | 186 | 125 | 46 | 15 |
531 | This still isn’t the craziest thing that’s happened this week. | 1.4086 | 0.04729 | 186 | 126 | 44 | 16 |
532 | As a hole I could fix it; but as an ecological niche...my hands are tied | 1.4076 | 0.04764 | 184 | 125 | 43 | 16 |
533 | I hate to think what the couple below us is looking at. | 1.4066 | 0.04925 | 182 | 126 | 38 | 18 |
534 | The quarantine didn't really get bad until the zookeeper started working from home. | 1.4066 | 0.04800 | 182 | 124 | 42 | 16 |
535 | Did you hear? Toys “R” Us’ bankruptcy attorneys have rented the office downstairs. | 1.4056 | 0.04773 | 180 | 122 | 43 | 15 |
536 | I just think letting him watch Animal Planet is setting a bad precedent. | 1.4056 | 0.04707 | 180 | 121 | 45 | 14 |
537 | Next time gotta read the lease more carefully. | 1.4056 | 0.04574 | 180 | 119 | 49 | 12 |
538 | Just give him a treat anyway. I'm sure he sat. | 1.4056 | 0.04707 | 180 | 121 | 45 | 14 |
539 | Now I’m thinking the place with the big backyard would have been better. | 1.4056 | 0.05148 | 180 | 128 | 31 | 21 |
540 | We have the duty to feed him, which is better than the duty the Johnson's have. | 1.4056 | 0.04574 | 180 | 119 | 49 | 12 |
541 | An obstructed view of the screen isn’t my biggest concern, actually. | 1.4056 | 0.05026 | 180 | 126 | 35 | 19 |
542 | We definitely shouldn't have skipped that co-op vote. | 1.4056 | 0.05088 | 180 | 127 | 33 | 20 |
543 | Big game night! | 1.4056 | 0.04707 | 180 | 121 | 45 | 14 |
544 | I don’t care if his brother has a small part. We are not watching Doctor Doolittle again | 1.4056 | 0.05026 | 180 | 126 | 35 | 19 |
545 | We now know what the hole in the floor is for. | 1.4045 | 0.04607 | 178 | 118 | 48 | 12 |
546 | I told room service I wanted a "carafe". I am not tipping him. | 1.4045 | 0.04875 | 178 | 122 | 40 | 16 |
547 | Like I've always said . . . one man's ceiling is another man's floor. | 1.4045 | 0.05311 | 178 | 129 | 26 | 23 |
548 | The Elephant in the Room suite was $50 more per night. | 1.4045 | 0.04776 | 178 | 123 | 39 | 16 |
549 | We should help him; he stuck his neck out for us. | 1.4045 | 0.04743 | 178 | 120 | 44 | 14 |
550 | But I think we got the better end of the deal. | 1.4045 | 0.04607 | 178 | 118 | 48 | 12 |
551 | The new guys name, in 3b, is Noah. | 1.4045 | 0.04875 | 178 | 122 | 40 | 16 |
552 | Yeah, he said he might drop up for lunch. | 1.4045 | 0.05602 | 178 | 134 | 16 | 28 |
553 | Air BnB photos can be so deceptive. | 1.4045 | 0.05004 | 178 | 124 | 36 | 18 |
554 | She just wants to watch the episode about her family on National Geographic. | 1.4045 | 0.04875 | 178 | 122 | 40 | 16 |
555 | we probably should have fixed that hole. | 1.4045 | 0.04676 | 178 | 119 | 46 | 13 |
556 | The building only specified no dogs | 1.4045 | 0.04940 | 178 | 123 | 38 | 17 |
557 | Listen, we’ll get to that. But yay or nay on the petit goatee? | 1.4045 | 0.05129 | 178 | 126 | 32 | 20 |
558 | Let's not renew National Geographic this year. | 1.4043 | 0.04825 | 141 | 90 | 45 | 6 |
559 | It’s a little inconvenient but I’d rather live above a circus than beneath one. | 1.4034 | 0.05233 | 176 | 126 | 29 | 21 |
560 | I know this is not ideal, but at least we have a better view than the couple in the apartment below us. | 1.4034 | 0.04571 | 176 | 116 | 49 | 11 |
561 | I'm worried we'll regret this when quarantine is over. | 1.4034 | 0.04711 | 176 | 118 | 45 | 13 |
562 | I don’t know about you but I can’t wait til our neighbor goes back to work. | 1.4034 | 0.05044 | 176 | 123 | 35 | 18 |
563 | It’s a ghost hologram from Toys “R" Us | 1.4034 | 0.05651 | 176 | 133 | 15 | 28 |
564 | Can you believe the condo board denied our new door knocker? | 1.4034 | 0.04979 | 176 | 122 | 37 | 17 |
565 | Remember when we complained about having mice? | 1.4034 | 0.04779 | 176 | 119 | 43 | 14 |
566 | They said that we couldn't miss getting to meet our neighbors. | 1.4034 | 0.05708 | 176 | 134 | 13 | 29 |
567 | Please tell me you see that too...?” | 1.4034 | 0.04779 | 176 | 119 | 43 | 14 |
568 | Well, what did you think "quarantine safari" meant? | 1.4034 | 0.04711 | 176 | 118 | 45 | 13 |
569 | I’m changing my mind on leopard-print upholstery for this couch. | 1.4034 | 0.04500 | 176 | 115 | 51 | 10 |
570 | Martha from downstairs called. You were right - it’s lactose intolerant. | 1.4034 | 0.05108 | 176 | 124 | 33 | 19 |
571 | Why did you cut a hole in the floor in the first place? | 1.4034 | 0.05171 | 176 | 125 | 31 | 20 |
572 | I think we got the better half of the deal. | 1.4034 | 0.04427 | 176 | 114 | 53 | 9 |
573 | I mean it does give something when watching wildlife documentaries. | 1.4034 | 0.05593 | 176 | 132 | 17 | 27 |
574 | It is a bit annoying, but our TV reception has improved. | 1.4034 | 0.04711 | 176 | 118 | 45 | 13 |
575 | I told him he could watch Hamilton with us | 1.4034 | 0.04847 | 176 | 120 | 41 | 15 |
576 | She's looking for the elephant in the room. | 1.4034 | 0.04779 | 176 | 119 | 43 | 14 |
577 | It’s definitely a conversation piece, but was it ethically sourced? | 1.4034 | 0.04913 | 176 | 121 | 39 | 16 |
578 | Sure he loves Animal Planet now but wait till the lions come on! | 1.4033 | 0.04417 | 181 | 118 | 53 | 10 |
579 | I'm just glad we don't live one floor down. | 1.4023 | 0.04953 | 174 | 120 | 38 | 16 |
580 | Look at the bright side: it could have been the other end. | 1.4023 | 0.04605 | 174 | 115 | 48 | 11 |
581 | I'm just glad that I don't have the apartment four floors down. | 1.4023 | 0.04953 | 174 | 120 | 38 | 16 |
582 | can we please talk about the giraffe in the room? | 1.4023 | 0.05085 | 174 | 122 | 34 | 18 |
583 | No, I'd rather move the couch. | 1.4022 | 0.04518 | 179 | 118 | 50 | 11 |
584 | I guess he was under twenty-five pounds when they signed the lease. | 1.4022 | 0.04587 | 179 | 119 | 48 | 12 |
585 | It was either this or the one with the tiger. | 1.4022 | 0.05105 | 179 | 127 | 32 | 20 |
586 | You’re an inspiration sir. I wonder; might you be willing to assist us with our glass ceiling? | 1.4012 | 0.05693 | 172 | 130 | 15 | 27 |
587 | Babe, I think the edibles are kicking in." | 1.4012 | 0.04993 | 172 | 119 | 37 | 16 |
588 | I feed him a laxative whenever the people below get noisy. | 1.4012 | 0.04713 | 172 | 115 | 45 | 12 |
589 | And here I thought we were in therapy to discuss the elephant in the room! | 1.4012 | 0.05258 | 172 | 123 | 29 | 20 |
590 | I am not calling your sister a liar, but I just don't think she really tried to get an apartment in this building. | 1.4012 | 0.05693 | 172 | 130 | 15 | 27 |
591 | The zoo keeper is working from home again. | 1.4012 | 0.04784 | 172 | 116 | 43 | 13 |
592 | Even during lockdown, the cinema experience was ruined by a tall bloke blocking our view | 1.4012 | 0.04640 | 172 | 114 | 47 | 11 |
593 | I guess even zoo keepers are working from home. | 1.4012 | 0.04640 | 172 | 114 | 47 | 11 |
594 | Well, it's less fraught with innuendo than the elephant. | 1.4011 | 0.04825 | 177 | 121 | 41 | 15 |
595 | Can you believe that I use to look up to him? | 1.4011 | 0.05566 | 177 | 133 | 17 | 27 |
596 | This is the only I can watch the news... in a zoo | 1.4011 | 0.05624 | 177 | 134 | 15 | 28 |
597 | I'm not sure if it's art, or a problem. | 1.4011 | 0.04825 | 177 | 121 | 41 | 15 |
598 | We only got the place when another buyer fell through! | 1.4011 | 0.04621 | 177 | 118 | 47 | 12 |
599 | All things considered I think we got the better end of the deal. | 1.4000 | 0.04795 | 175 | 119 | 42 | 14 |
600 | One of us has to run for the condo board. | 1.4000 | 0.04656 | 175 | 117 | 46 | 12 |
601 | Well, we WERE told that this building is pet friendly. | 1.3988 | 0.04619 | 173 | 115 | 47 | 11 |
602 | Are you seeing spots? | 1.3988 | 0.05188 | 163 | 114 | 33 | 16 |
603 | We're going to need more houseplants. | 1.3986 | 0.05074 | 143 | 95 | 39 | 9 |
604 | So…what kind of therapy is this again? | 1.3977 | 0.05145 | 171 | 121 | 32 | 18 |
605 | What happens when he wants to go for a walk? | 1.3977 | 0.04870 | 171 | 117 | 40 | 14 |
606 | I still say we got the better end of the deal | 1.3977 | 0.04941 | 171 | 118 | 38 | 15 |
607 | I don’t know if it’s art, but I like it. | 1.3977 | 0.05010 | 171 | 119 | 36 | 16 |
608 | How are we just noticing him? | 1.3977 | 0.04654 | 171 | 114 | 46 | 11 |
609 | I think we got the better end of the deal. | 1.3964 | 0.04837 | 169 | 115 | 41 | 13 |
610 | I still think we should have got a dog. | 1.3964 | 0.03956 | 169 | 124 | 31 | 14 |
611 | Well this isn't the necking I had planned on. | 1.3964 | 0.05051 | 169 | 118 | 35 | 16 |
612 | I read the bylaws three times and it's not a violation. | 1.3964 | 0.04837 | 169 | 115 | 41 | 13 |
613 | We might need to get a couple of housekeepers for the first floor. | 1.3964 | 0.04837 | 169 | 115 | 41 | 13 |
614 | They did say they were giving us a heads up about their new pet. | 1.3964 | 0.04981 | 169 | 117 | 37 | 15 |
615 | Do they make a matching area rug with a hole in it? | 1.3964 | 0.04764 | 169 | 114 | 43 | 12 |
616 | Apparently this building used to be an FAO Schwarz | 1.3964 | 0.05323 | 169 | 122 | 27 | 20 |
617 | Apartments should either have 15 foot ceilings or make people with giraffes rent the top floors. | 1.3952 | 0.05233 | 167 | 119 | 30 | 18 |
618 | To be honest, I am more concerned about the hippos upstairs. | 1.3952 | 0.04950 | 167 | 115 | 38 | 14 |
619 | If I knew the Co-op board was so lenient about pets, I would have petitioned to have a dog. | 1.3952 | 0.04950 | 167 | 115 | 38 | 14 |
620 | It’s so much better watching these nature documentaries live | 1.3952 | 0.04726 | 167 | 112 | 44 | 11 |
621 | I told you we were going to regret the building's liberal pet policy | 1.3952 | 0.04802 | 167 | 113 | 42 | 12 |
622 | So myself, I'm generally more of a dog person. | 1.3952 | 0.04726 | 167 | 112 | 44 | 11 |
623 | My landlord doesn’t allow dogs. | 1.3939 | 0.05064 | 165 | 115 | 35 | 15 |
624 | They really do have lovely eyelashes. | 1.3939 | 0.04840 | 165 | 112 | 41 | 12 |
625 | They call it a zooplex, I think. I kinda dig it. You? | 1.3929 | 0.05525 | 140 | 98 | 29 | 13 |
626 | Yeah, I gotta feed him. But it's better than what the guy downstairs is stuck with. | 1.3926 | 0.05107 | 163 | 114 | 34 | 15 |
627 | The broker didn't mention this in the walkthrough. | 1.3926 | 0.05669 | 163 | 122 | 18 | 23 |
628 | What giraffe? | 1.3920 | 0.06000 | 125 | 89 | 23 | 13 |
629 | When is Geoffrey going to find his own place? It's been two years. | 1.3913 | 0.05075 | 161 | 112 | 35 | 14 |
630 | This would be way worse if I had the apartment one floor down. | 1.3913 | 0.05075 | 161 | 112 | 35 | 14 |
631 | At least she won't bark when the doorbell rings. | 1.3913 | 0.05075 | 161 | 112 | 35 | 14 |
632 | So, are we responsible for the feeding???? | 1.3913 | 0.05987 | 161 | 125 | 9 | 27 |
633 | This is whose idea of a "lockdown sofari". . . | 1.3913 | 0.04998 | 161 | 111 | 37 | 13 |
634 | Can we get the elephant back? | 1.3913 | 0.04998 | 161 | 111 | 37 | 13 |
635 | I always said nature shows would be the best reality TV. | 1.3913 | 0.05856 | 161 | 123 | 13 | 25 |
636 | Well, they are better neighbors than the elephants upstairs. | 1.3913 | 0.04920 | 161 | 110 | 39 | 12 |
637 | Can we watch something other than Animal Planet? | 1.3913 | 0.04998 | 161 | 111 | 37 | 13 |
638 | To be fair, the previous tenant had that dog the wouldn’t stop barking | 1.3913 | 0.04677 | 161 | 112 | 37 | 12 |
639 | Well, at least we won't have to care about the downstairs duty | 1.3913 | 0.05585 | 161 | 119 | 21 | 21 |
640 | Guess we won’t be using those vouchers to travel Africa | 1.3913 | 0.05856 | 161 | 123 | 13 | 25 |
641 | I'm glad we got the head end. | 1.3910 | 0.04946 | 156 | 106 | 39 | 11 |
642 | i’ve heard of neighbors being party animals but this is ridiculous .. | 1.3907 | 0.05396 | 151 | 107 | 29 | 15 |
643 | As if there aren't enough reasons to leave New York City. | 1.3902 | 0.04932 | 164 | 113 | 38 | 13 |
644 | They have it registered as a Service Animal, so there’s nothing we can do about it. | 1.3899 | 0.05347 | 159 | 114 | 28 | 17 |
645 | To be honest, I kinda miss the elephant. | 1.3896 | 0.05155 | 154 | 107 | 34 | 13 |
646 | At least he’s blocking the news | 1.3893 | 0.05447 | 149 | 106 | 28 | 15 |
647 | Just make sure to change the channel if you see a lion or hyena. | 1.3889 | 0.04895 | 162 | 111 | 39 | 12 |
648 | Wow, and I thought the tap dancing upstairs was a problem. | 1.3889 | 0.04816 | 162 | 110 | 41 | 11 |
649 | I hope you're OK with the hole I cut. He wanted to be in the room where it happens. | 1.3889 | 0.04895 | 162 | 111 | 39 | 12 |
650 | Necks year will be better | 1.3889 | 0.05272 | 162 | 116 | 29 | 17 |
651 | It all started when Billy got a hamster. | 1.3878 | 0.05058 | 147 | 100 | 37 | 10 |
652 | I don't mind being neighborly, but can't he get his own TV? | 1.3875 | 0.05169 | 160 | 113 | 32 | 15 |
653 | I think we should say something. | 1.3875 | 0.05392 | 160 | 116 | 26 | 18 |
654 | I’m so glad we ended up with this half. | 1.3875 | 0.05015 | 160 | 111 | 36 | 13 |
655 | I’m a little worried that the condo association will find out now that she’s grown up. | 1.3875 | 0.05093 | 160 | 112 | 34 | 14 |
656 | Let’s look at the bright side, at least we’re on the top floor. | 1.3875 | 0.04432 | 160 | 104 | 50 | 6 |
657 | Well, yes, I guess it did say "adopt a giraffe for only $8 a month". | 1.3861 | 0.04977 | 158 | 109 | 37 | 12 |
658 | So..this is what Geoffrey been up to. | 1.3861 | 0.06072 | 158 | 124 | 7 | 27 |
659 | Don't you think the installation of this room is much better than the below one's? | 1.3861 | 0.05937 | 158 | 122 | 11 | 25 |
660 | Now I know why they started a No Pets policy. | 1.3861 | 0.04728 | 158 | 106 | 43 | 9 |
661 | On a higher floor, we could probably have a regular coffee table..... | 1.3861 | 0.04554 | 158 | 104 | 47 | 7 |
662 | It looked smaller in the catalogue | 1.3861 | 0.04642 | 158 | 105 | 45 | 8 |
663 | It really does tie the room together. | 1.3861 | 0.05137 | 158 | 111 | 33 | 14 |
664 | Seriously? We just got rid of the elephant. | 1.3861 | 0.04977 | 158 | 109 | 37 | 12 |
665 | Sure, I have to feed it, but the guy downstairs has it worse. | 1.3851 | 0.04498 | 161 | 106 | 48 | 7 |
666 | Does the zoo come with the rental fee, hon? | 1.3851 | 0.05849 | 161 | 124 | 12 | 25 |
667 | I have to admit, they found an original way to say, “Go back to Africa!” | 1.3846 | 0.05339 | 156 | 112 | 28 | 16 |
668 | I miss Eva Hesse. | 1.3846 | 0.06064 | 156 | 122 | 8 | 26 |
669 | It was a little more expensive to be two floors up. But I think I got the better end of the deal | 1.3846 | 0.04678 | 156 | 104 | 44 | 8 |
670 | At least he's paying half the cable bill. | 1.3846 | 0.05856 | 156 | 119 | 14 | 23 |
671 | I told you we shouldn't lease an apartment built above a closed Toys R Us store. | 1.3846 | 0.04589 | 156 | 103 | 46 | 7 |
672 | I don't know why we always have to always watch Animal Planet just because he wants to. | 1.3846 | 0.05182 | 156 | 110 | 32 | 14 |
673 | I thought she said the hole would let a draft in. | 1.3846 | 0.05020 | 156 | 108 | 36 | 12 |
674 | So that’s where our potted plants have been going! | 1.3846 | 0.05339 | 156 | 112 | 28 | 16 |
675 | And all WE have to do is feed him. | 1.3846 | 0.05020 | 156 | 108 | 36 | 12 |
676 | When the decorator suggested adding an animal print, I assumed she meant a rug or tapestry | 1.3846 | 0.05101 | 156 | 109 | 34 | 13 |
677 | Did Noah move back in ? | 1.3846 | 0.05416 | 156 | 113 | 26 | 17 |
678 | So, you promised him any pet he wanted if he would do his school work? | 1.3846 | 0.04936 | 156 | 107 | 38 | 11 |
679 | I said we would watch her while they were away. | 1.3846 | 0.05101 | 156 | 109 | 34 | 13 |
680 | Wall mounts are so last season. | 1.3846 | 0.05101 | 156 | 109 | 34 | 13 |
681 | honey, we agreed to not talk about him behind his neck | 1.3846 | 0.04936 | 156 | 107 | 38 | 11 |
682 | No matter where I sit, someone taller always sits in front of me! | 1.3836 | 0.05110 | 159 | 112 | 33 | 14 |
683 | It’s your turn to walk her. | 1.3836 | 0.05187 | 159 | 113 | 31 | 15 |
684 | Can you believe it sat unrented for almost 2 years? I really lucked out. | 1.3836 | 0.05258 | 146 | 102 | 32 | 12 |
685 | It’s not quite like the “elephant in the room”. | 1.3831 | 0.04978 | 154 | 106 | 37 | 11 |
686 | Thank God we didn’t take the downstairs apartment..... | 1.3831 | 0.05063 | 154 | 107 | 35 | 12 |
687 | I wish she'd just just get her own Netflix account | 1.3831 | 0.05063 | 154 | 107 | 35 | 12 |
688 | On the upside, we're only responsible for what goes in | 1.3831 | 0.04437 | 154 | 105 | 41 | 8 |
689 | Now he expects us to watch Animal Planet with him every time he turns up! | 1.3831 | 0.04978 | 154 | 106 | 37 | 11 |
690 | We definitely should've gone with a cocktail table instead. | 1.3831 | 0.05063 | 154 | 107 | 35 | 12 |
691 | He finally broke through the grass ceiling! | 1.3831 | 0.05146 | 154 | 108 | 33 | 13 |
692 | I think we got the better end of this deal than the folks downstairs. | 1.3831 | 0.02942 | 154 | 112 | 35 | 7 |
693 | I guess the zookeeper also started working from home. | 1.3831 | 0.05063 | 154 | 107 | 35 | 12 |
694 | So far, so good. No elephant in the room. | 1.3831 | 0.05228 | 154 | 109 | 31 | 14 |
695 | Well I held it and it brought me joy... | 1.3831 | 0.05063 | 154 | 107 | 35 | 12 |
696 | I didn't think they literally meant headroom for a giraffe. | 1.3831 | 0.04892 | 154 | 105 | 39 | 10 |
697 | It’s probably here due to loss of habitat. | 1.3822 | 0.04827 | 157 | 107 | 40 | 10 |
698 | I think we're going to need some side tables. | 1.3822 | 0.04742 | 157 | 106 | 42 | 9 |
699 | Soon as Rachel Maddox is over, back down she goes. | 1.3822 | 0.04911 | 157 | 108 | 38 | 11 |
700 | When you said your building was a real zoo you weren't kidding. | 1.3822 | 0.05233 | 157 | 112 | 30 | 15 |
701 | The downstairs neighbors deal with all the crap. | 1.3822 | 0.04742 | 157 | 106 | 42 | 9 |
702 | Nah the landlord said we can’t move her—she’s load bearing. | 1.3822 | 0.05154 | 157 | 111 | 32 | 14 |
703 | In my defense, ‘pet-friendly hotels now open’ and ‘Bronx zoo to quarantine vulnerable animals’ were two very distant dots to connect. | 1.3819 | 0.05487 | 144 | 103 | 27 | 14 |
704 | I told you we should read the fine print on the lease. | 1.3816 | 0.04845 | 152 | 103 | 40 | 9 |
705 | Give it some time, you'll get why the rent is higher here than for the apartment below. | 1.3816 | 0.05021 | 152 | 105 | 36 | 11 |
706 | Get an exotic pet, you said. Renting an additional unit downstairs will be easy, you said. | 1.3816 | 0.05192 | 152 | 107 | 32 | 13 |
707 | Do you think the neighbors will mind if we feed it? | 1.3816 | 0.04661 | 152 | 106 | 36 | 10 |
708 | No, you said YOU read the lease! | 1.3816 | 0.04845 | 152 | 103 | 40 | 9 |
709 | Who else has our Netflix password? | 1.3816 | 0.05275 | 152 | 108 | 30 | 14 |
710 | I told you that their pet policy was way too lenient. | 1.3816 | 0.04661 | 152 | 101 | 44 | 7 |
711 | Of course I love him... I'm just saying that with a dog we wouldn't have needed the duplex. | 1.3816 | 0.05357 | 152 | 109 | 28 | 15 |
712 | Remember how thrilled we were when the death metal band moved out? | 1.3816 | 0.05021 | 152 | 105 | 36 | 11 |
713 | I didn’t think it meant “Adopt a Giraffe” literally. | 1.3816 | 0.03357 | 152 | 114 | 28 | 10 |
714 | He ate both our right arms and now HE's ignoring US? | 1.3816 | 0.05275 | 152 | 108 | 30 | 14 |
715 | No, hon, I said we needed a carafe. | 1.3816 | 0.05192 | 152 | 107 | 32 | 13 |
716 | Great, but is it art? | 1.3816 | 0.05275 | 152 | 108 | 30 | 14 |
717 | I miss the cat.... | 1.3810 | 0.05138 | 147 | 102 | 34 | 11 |
718 | When you said, ' Come over and watch the big game...' | 1.3806 | 0.05200 | 155 | 110 | 31 | 14 |
719 | At least we don’t have to take care of the bottom half | 1.3806 | 0.04510 | 155 | 102 | 47 | 6 |
720 | That reminds me, is your mother coming next week? | 1.3806 | 0.04780 | 155 | 105 | 41 | 9 |
721 | The listing said "Penthouse with a view." It wasn't specific. | 1.3806 | 0.04780 | 155 | 105 | 41 | 9 |
722 | He’ll leave when ‘Tiger King’ is over.” | 1.3806 | 0.04867 | 155 | 106 | 39 | 10 |
723 | Zoomeeting | 1.3806 | 0.05200 | 155 | 110 | 31 | 14 |
724 | I knew there had to be a catch. | 1.3800 | 0.04885 | 150 | 102 | 39 | 9 |
725 | It could be worse. We could live in the apartment below them. | 1.3800 | 0.05065 | 150 | 104 | 35 | 11 |
726 | Better to be the upstairs feeders than the downstairs cleaners. | 1.3800 | 0.04976 | 150 | 103 | 37 | 10 |
727 | Why does he always have to watch TV at our place? | 1.3800 | 0.05065 | 150 | 104 | 35 | 11 |
728 | Apparently the reception is better up here. | 1.3800 | 0.05021 | 150 | 111 | 24 | 15 |
729 | When he ducks down, let's move the couch over the hole! | 1.3800 | 0.04793 | 150 | 101 | 41 | 8 |
730 | I know, but it’s rent controlled | 1.3800 | 0.04976 | 150 | 103 | 37 | 10 |
731 | I distinctly remember saying I want a room with a view, not a room with a zoo. | 1.3800 | 0.05407 | 150 | 108 | 27 | 15 |
732 | It actually does help with the reception. | 1.3800 | 0.05239 | 150 | 106 | 31 | 13 |
733 | I heard back from the super - apparently it's load-bearing. | 1.3800 | 0.05153 | 150 | 105 | 33 | 12 |
734 | Not what I expected when downstairs asked if they could have a pet. | 1.3800 | 0.05239 | 150 | 106 | 31 | 13 |
735 | His reputation is spotty. | 1.3800 | 0.05239 | 150 | 106 | 31 | 13 |
736 | The worst part is, there’s an ostrich moving in upstairs. | 1.3800 | 0.05239 | 150 | 106 | 31 | 13 |
737 | To be fair, no one actually reads the terms and conditions. | 1.3800 | 0.05065 | 150 | 104 | 35 | 11 |
738 | I’m not saying I’m happy with it. I’m saying we at least got the better end of the deal. | 1.3800 | 0.04885 | 150 | 107 | 31 | 12 |
739 | Five stars: They really do bring the zoo right into your living room. Would recommend. | 1.3796 | 0.05988 | 108 | 75 | 25 | 8 |
740 | The rental ad did say there was an obstructed view | 1.3796 | 0.05090 | 137 | 93 | 36 | 8 |
741 | She adds a heightened sensibility to the space. | 1.3796 | 0.05090 | 137 | 93 | 36 | 8 |
742 | At least we only have the feeding part. | 1.3791 | 0.04908 | 153 | 105 | 38 | 10 |
743 | Better this than the other half. | 1.3791 | 0.04819 | 153 | 104 | 40 | 9 |
744 | Ok, Ok... I agree it's a lot of work to feed and water her, but just thing of the job our downstairs neighbors have to contend with. | 1.3791 | 0.04995 | 153 | 106 | 36 | 11 |
745 | Did we donate THAT MUCH to the local zoo? | 1.3791 | 0.04819 | 153 | 104 | 40 | 9 |
746 | I told you the ceilings should have been higher! | 1.3791 | 0.05938 | 153 | 118 | 12 | 23 |
747 | Look on the bright side, we just have to feed her. | 1.3791 | 0.04729 | 153 | 103 | 42 | 8 |
748 | I’m feel like I’ve already addressed the elephant in room. | 1.3791 | 0.05328 | 153 | 110 | 28 | 15 |
749 | Gerald you mind moving your head? We are trying to watch the finale of how this world ends..." | 1.3791 | 0.04995 | 153 | 106 | 36 | 11 |
750 | I wonder how the other half lives . . . | 1.3775 | 0.05038 | 151 | 105 | 35 | 11 |
751 | Do you remember if my goal in life is to "reject hate and laugh" or is it "decapitate a giraffe?" | 1.3775 | 0.05696 | 151 | 113 | 19 | 19 |
752 | It was much cheaper than raising the floor. | 1.3767 | 0.05064 | 146 | 101 | 35 | 10 |
753 | I draw a small measure of comfort knowing we got the better end of the arrangement. | 1.3767 | 0.04776 | 146 | 98 | 41 | 7 |
754 | We’ve just got to learn to say no. | 1.3766 | 0.04794 | 154 | 105 | 40 | 9 |
755 | My guess is that wasn't a sugar cube. | 1.3759 | 0.05401 | 133 | 93 | 30 | 10 |
756 | Well, they told us the city was a zoo. | 1.3758 | 0.05427 | 149 | 108 | 26 | 15 |
757 | Do we know anybody with a hungry lion? | 1.3758 | 0.05170 | 149 | 105 | 32 | 12 |
758 | What goes in, must come out, below. | 1.3758 | 0.05752 | 149 | 112 | 18 | 19 |
759 | See? Now she’s a ‘small pet.’ | 1.3758 | 0.05257 | 149 | 106 | 30 | 13 |
760 | And you thought living above the magician would be fun. | 1.3758 | 0.05257 | 149 | 106 | 30 | 13 |
761 | The view is a little obstructed, but it’s a sure sight better than the floor below us. | 1.3750 | 0.04915 | 144 | 98 | 38 | 8 |
762 | On the other hand; there’s the other end. | 1.3750 | 0.05013 | 144 | 99 | 36 | 9 |
763 | When the Midtown Toys 'R' Us' closed, he had nowhere else to go. | 1.3741 | 0.04847 | 147 | 100 | 39 | 8 |
764 | Well....you’re the one who insisted on a pet friendly building. | 1.3741 | 0.05479 | 147 | 107 | 25 | 15 |
765 | He only pops up on Thursdays to watch "Wild Kingdom." | 1.3741 | 0.04750 | 147 | 99 | 41 | 7 |
766 | Why does he always sit right in front of the TV? | 1.3741 | 0.04942 | 147 | 101 | 37 | 9 |
767 | We’re lucky it’s not a sperm whale. | 1.3741 | 0.05479 | 147 | 107 | 25 | 15 |
768 | Well I, for one, do not recall this in our rental agreement. | 1.3741 | 0.05306 | 147 | 105 | 29 | 13 |
769 | It made more sense when he was just a puppy... | 1.3741 | 0.05306 | 147 | 105 | 29 | 13 |
770 | Glad we're not in the apartment underneath. | 1.3741 | 0.06045 | 147 | 114 | 11 | 22 |
771 | Let's pretend it isn't there like we did with the elephant | 1.3741 | 0.05306 | 147 | 105 | 29 | 13 |
772 | Bronx Zoo Condominiums you said. It'll be fun living in the zoo you said......... | 1.3741 | 0.04942 | 147 | 101 | 37 | 9 |
773 | Organic Garbage Disposal”? Knew I should have read the fine print | 1.3741 | 0.04942 | 147 | 101 | 37 | 9 |
774 | Trust me. We’re better off here than in the apartment downstairs. | 1.3741 | 0.04120 | 147 | 108 | 29 | 10 |
775 | We feed him, but think of the poor people downstairs. | 1.3741 | 0.05217 | 147 | 104 | 31 | 12 |
776 | Really, we have it much better than the apartment below. | 1.3741 | 0.05306 | 147 | 105 | 29 | 13 |
777 | I think this might be our worst art investment yet. | 1.3741 | 0.05479 | 147 | 107 | 25 | 15 |
778 | She identifies herself as a chihuahua so I guess it's fine | 1.3741 | 0.05479 | 147 | 107 | 25 | 15 |
779 | I guess technically he is six feet away | 1.3741 | 0.05217 | 147 | 104 | 31 | 12 |
780 | Oh! I though you said your neighbor was RIFF-raff. | 1.3741 | 0.05306 | 147 | 105 | 29 | 13 |
781 | Darn - I knew I was supposed to take a left at the fork in the tunnel @ | 1.3741 | 0.06197 | 147 | 116 | 7 | 24 |
782 | Just when you think lockdown couldn’t get any stranger ... | 1.3741 | 0.05217 | 147 | 104 | 31 | 12 |
783 | Better than above us. | 1.3741 | 0.05036 | 147 | 102 | 35 | 10 |
784 | Why does she always do this right when we sit down to watch TV? | 1.3741 | 0.04895 | 147 | 103 | 34 | 10 |
785 | These virtual Zoom zoo events are really realistic. | 1.3741 | 0.05036 | 147 | 102 | 35 | 10 |
786 | He'll grow on you. | 1.3740 | 0.05584 | 123 | 86 | 28 | 9 |
787 | Well there goes our deposit" | 1.3733 | 0.04965 | 150 | 104 | 36 | 10 |
788 | You know, I could handle this if he'd just stop humming. | 1.3733 | 0.05228 | 150 | 107 | 30 | 13 |
789 | Feeding it may be our problem, but not the worst problem. | 1.3725 | 0.05199 | 102 | 66 | 34 | 2 |
790 | Well the cat has new places to visit now | 1.3724 | 0.05702 | 145 | 108 | 20 | 17 |
791 | When I rented out the basement suite he asked about pets and I said one pet was OK. | 1.3724 | 0.04985 | 145 | 100 | 36 | 9 |
792 | We should have asked more questions about the “pet friendly” clause. | 1.3724 | 0.04888 | 145 | 99 | 38 | 8 |
793 | Well, this explains what happened to the ficus. | 1.3724 | 0.05265 | 145 | 103 | 30 | 12 |
794 | He demanded a room with a view! | 1.3724 | 0.06029 | 145 | 112 | 12 | 21 |
795 | That explains the hole.... | 1.3724 | 0.05080 | 145 | 101 | 34 | 10 |
796 | Harold's doctor approved it as a comfort animal. | 1.3724 | 0.04888 | 145 | 99 | 38 | 8 |
797 | The landlord said there was some wild tenants moving in below us. | 1.3724 | 0.03784 | 145 | 109 | 26 | 10 |
798 | Just be happy we didn’t get the crocodile suite | 1.3724 | 0.05265 | 145 | 103 | 30 | 12 |
799 | These apartments are pet-friendly. | 1.3724 | 0.05532 | 145 | 106 | 24 | 15 |
800 | I’d rather deal with this giraffe than talk about the elephant in the room. | 1.3724 | 0.05356 | 145 | 104 | 28 | 13 |
801 | Still thinking wall-to-wall carpet? | 1.3724 | 0.05444 | 145 | 105 | 26 | 14 |
802 | At least there's no elephant in here. | 1.3724 | 0.05080 | 145 | 101 | 34 | 10 |
803 | Feeding it is much better than what the folks downstairs get to do. | 1.3724 | 0.05444 | 145 | 105 | 26 | 14 |
804 | He's never going to learn if we keep skipping over the lion scenes. | 1.3724 | 0.05265 | 145 | 103 | 30 | 12 |
805 | Jeff did say it's a real zoo down in 5B. | 1.3724 | 0.05532 | 145 | 106 | 24 | 15 |
806 | If you're going to share a giraffe, this is definitely the end you want. | 1.3724 | 0.05174 | 145 | 102 | 32 | 11 |
807 | Do you think he knows there's a TV downstairs? | 1.3724 | 0.05786 | 145 | 109 | 18 | 18 |
808 | Fortunately, we got the half that eats... | 1.3724 | 0.05080 | 145 | 101 | 34 | 10 |
809 | I knew there was a reason for that hole. | 1.3724 | 0.04985 | 145 | 100 | 36 | 9 |
810 | I hope our appointment is before his | 1.3724 | 0.05356 | 145 | 104 | 28 | 13 |
811 | For crying out loud, it's always a zoo down there. | 1.3724 | 0.05174 | 145 | 102 | 32 | 11 |
812 | Has that always been there? | 1.3724 | 0.05080 | 145 | 101 | 34 | 10 |
813 | Well I guess this is what we get for avoiding the elephant in the room. | 1.3724 | 0.04888 | 145 | 99 | 38 | 8 |
814 | It could be worse, but I don't know how. | 1.3724 | 0.05080 | 145 | 101 | 34 | 10 |
815 | Spectacular view of the zoo, it said. | 1.3724 | 0.05080 | 145 | 101 | 34 | 10 |
816 | It's usually the upstairs neighbors that are the problem. | 1.3724 | 0.04789 | 145 | 98 | 40 | 7 |
817 | I think an elephant would have been too much. | 1.3724 | 0.05265 | 145 | 103 | 30 | 12 |
818 | Honey, you said you wanted to live in the Concrete Jungle. | 1.3724 | 0.05080 | 145 | 101 | 34 | 10 |
819 | They warned us that the big city was a zoo... | 1.3724 | 0.05265 | 145 | 103 | 30 | 12 |
820 | Look at it this way - we could be living downstairs. | 1.3724 | 0.05174 | 145 | 102 | 32 | 11 |
821 | I told you making a commitment at a Petting Zoo was not a good idea. | 1.3724 | 0.05080 | 145 | 101 | 34 | 10 |
822 | I miss our old coffee table. | 1.3724 | 0.05174 | 145 | 102 | 32 | 11 |
823 | Well, at least we know what we are doing for the kid’s birthday party | 1.3724 | 0.05174 | 145 | 102 | 32 | 11 |
824 | I know, but it’s a load-bearing giraffe. | 1.3724 | 0.05356 | 145 | 104 | 28 | 13 |
825 | Never thought I’d reconsider my moral stance on restrictive covenants.” | 1.3724 | 0.05174 | 145 | 102 | 32 | 11 |
826 | 2020, amiright? | 1.3724 | 0.04985 | 145 | 100 | 36 | 9 |
827 | This isn’t necessarily what I meant when I said that we needed something new to fill the hole in our life, but I will say it’s doing the job. | 1.3724 | 0.04888 | 145 | 99 | 38 | 8 |
828 | You have to admit, it really ties the room together. | 1.3724 | 0.05174 | 145 | 102 | 32 | 11 |
829 | The couple in the apartment downstairs asked if we could change his diet. | 1.3724 | 0.04888 | 145 | 99 | 38 | 8 |
830 | If you're not seeing a giraffe comming out the floor, then I don't think that couple therapy is the answer | 1.3724 | 0.05174 | 145 | 102 | 32 | 11 |
831 | At least he sticks his neck out for you | 1.3716 | 0.05362 | 148 | 107 | 27 | 14 |
832 | I mean, if it’s your emotional support animal, I guess I’m in. | 1.3716 | 0.04915 | 148 | 102 | 37 | 9 |
833 | I'm just gonna stick my neck out and say there's a giraffe in the room. | 1.3716 | 0.04915 | 148 | 102 | 37 | 9 |
834 | It broke through the grass ceiling. | 1.3716 | 0.05276 | 148 | 106 | 29 | 13 |
835 | The new guy downstairs did mention he worked at the zoo, but I’m not sure working at home is a good fit for him. | 1.3706 | 0.05126 | 143 | 100 | 33 | 10 |
836 | They did warn us about the concrete jungle. | 1.3706 | 0.04930 | 143 | 98 | 37 | 8 |
837 | The downstairs neighbors say it’s temporary, that he was homeless after Toys ‘R Us shutdown. | 1.3706 | 0.05221 | 143 | 101 | 31 | 11 |
838 | I have a bad feeling about the zoo budget cuts. | 1.3706 | 0.05221 | 143 | 101 | 31 | 11 |
839 | The elephant in the room was so 2019. | 1.3706 | 0.05029 | 143 | 99 | 35 | 9 |
840 | Should we tell the people in 3B what is about to happen down there? | 1.3706 | 0.04829 | 143 | 97 | 39 | 7 |
841 | This wasn't what I had in mind when he asked if we could share our Netflix. | 1.3706 | 0.05029 | 143 | 99 | 35 | 9 |
842 | And the strangest thing is that we are in the first floor | 1.3701 | 0.05679 | 127 | 91 | 25 | 11 |
843 | We got the better end of this deal. | 1.3699 | 0.04763 | 146 | 99 | 40 | 7 |
844 | You should have just given him the password | 1.3699 | 0.05325 | 146 | 105 | 28 | 13 |
845 | I would’ve given him my Netflix password but honestly this way is easier | 1.3699 | 0.05499 | 146 | 107 | 24 | 15 |
846 | At least we have the fun end. | 1.3699 | 0.04763 | 146 | 99 | 40 | 7 |
847 | It's long overdue, if you ask me, accessibility for giraffes is a real issue | 1.3699 | 0.05235 | 146 | 104 | 30 | 12 |
848 | Robert, we’ve talked about this, you have to knock before just popping in | 1.3699 | 0.05052 | 146 | 102 | 34 | 10 |
849 | The exterminator did tell me we had giraffes | 1.3699 | 0.05052 | 146 | 102 | 34 | 10 |
850 | The AirBnB description DID say 'Interesting view. | 1.3699 | 0.05052 | 146 | 102 | 34 | 10 |
851 | We’ll give him laxatives. The morons downstairs will know what we think of their heavy metal music. | 1.3699 | 0.05585 | 146 | 108 | 22 | 16 |
852 | I think it likes this nature program as much as we do. | 1.3699 | 0.04957 | 146 | 101 | 36 | 9 |
853 | At least I didn't get the other end | 1.3699 | 0.04861 | 146 | 100 | 38 | 8 |
854 | People would think we were crazy if they saw this; allowing a giraffe without a mask into our home” | 1.3699 | 0.05144 | 146 | 103 | 32 | 11 |
855 | Well, what do you expect for $4,000/month in Manhattan? | 1.3699 | 0.04861 | 146 | 100 | 38 | 8 |
856 | Don’t pet it, maybe it will go away. | 1.3699 | 0.05235 | 146 | 104 | 30 | 12 |
857 | We need to talk about the elephant in the room. | 1.3696 | 0.05047 | 138 | 95 | 35 | 8 |
858 | Wow. Just how long have we been self-quarantined? | 1.3688 | 0.05270 | 141 | 100 | 30 | 11 |
859 | So. This is the 13th floor. | 1.3688 | 0.05270 | 141 | 100 | 30 | 11 |
860 | It was half off. | 1.3688 | 0.04973 | 141 | 97 | 36 | 8 |
861 | Ok this emotional support animal thing has gotten out of control | 1.3688 | 0.05173 | 141 | 99 | 32 | 10 |
862 | Our ostrich isn't going to like this. | 1.3688 | 0.05270 | 141 | 100 | 30 | 11 |
863 | The tenants downstairs asked that we cut down on the fiber. | 1.3688 | 0.05365 | 141 | 101 | 28 | 12 |
864 | We had to take out the pole, but generally this old fire station has worked out well for all of us. | 1.3688 | 0.04765 | 141 | 95 | 40 | 6 |
865 | Well, we're better off than the guy on the floor below him. | 1.3688 | 0.05173 | 141 | 99 | 32 | 10 |
866 | Maybe he is looking for David Attenborough. | 1.3688 | 0.05074 | 141 | 98 | 34 | 9 |
867 | So your emotional support animal and your therapist actually collaborate? | 1.3688 | 0.04973 | 141 | 97 | 36 | 8 |
868 | Have you noticed that he only pops up at dinner time? | 1.3688 | 0.05270 | 141 | 100 | 30 | 11 |
869 | Dunno, going to have a look at the lease. | 1.3688 | 0.05459 | 141 | 102 | 26 | 13 |
870 | I water it once a week and it really doesn’t need much sun. | 1.3688 | 0.05641 | 141 | 104 | 22 | 15 |
871 | I'm more concerned that it is not wearing a mask | 1.3688 | 0.05173 | 141 | 99 | 32 | 10 |
872 | Honey, I appreciate you trying to help with my quarantine blues, but that’s not quite what I had in mind when I said ‘I miss Great Neck’ | 1.3688 | 0.05551 | 141 | 103 | 24 | 14 |
873 | Did we skim over this in the lease? | 1.3688 | 0.05074 | 141 | 98 | 34 | 9 |
874 | On the bright side it’s not cockroaches. | 1.3688 | 0.04973 | 141 | 97 | 36 | 8 |
875 | I told you the realtor lied when she said these were 10ft ceilings | 1.3688 | 0.05074 | 141 | 98 | 34 | 9 |
876 | I' really wish we had read that letter before letting her mail it to Santa. | 1.3684 | 0.05492 | 133 | 95 | 27 | 11 |
877 | I'll be happy when he can go back outside again. | 1.3681 | 0.05284 | 144 | 103 | 29 | 12 |
878 | Better than the comfort elephant | 1.3676 | 0.04874 | 136 | 92 | 38 | 6 |
879 | I hope you kept the receipt." | 1.3669 | 0.05606 | 139 | 102 | 23 | 14 |
880 | I barely moticed until we started spending more time at home. | 1.3669 | 0.05417 | 139 | 100 | 27 | 12 |
881 | "Just act normal." | 1.3669 | 0.05512 | 139 | 101 | 25 | 13 |
882 | I still think wall trophies are more practical. | 1.3669 | 0.05120 | 139 | 97 | 33 | 9 |
883 | We never should’ve elected a zookeeper to be president of our HOA. | 1.3669 | 0.05221 | 139 | 98 | 31 | 10 |
884 | The coop board should never have allowed emotional support pets. | 1.3669 | 0.05320 | 139 | 99 | 29 | 11 |
885 | I asked room service to send up a carafe. | 1.3669 | 0.05417 | 139 | 100 | 27 | 12 |
886 | Well, it's not as bad as when the upstairs people had that rhino | 1.3669 | 0.05120 | 139 | 97 | 33 | 9 |
887 | Our reception was way better with the rabbit ears. | 1.3669 | 0.05606 | 139 | 102 | 23 | 14 |
888 | Unusual fire escape but I kind of like it. | 1.3669 | 0.05120 | 139 | 97 | 33 | 9 |
889 | Oh, great. I always get stuck behind the tall guy. | 1.3669 | 0.05417 | 139 | 100 | 27 | 12 |
890 | Most people mount them on the wall. | 1.3669 | 0.05017 | 139 | 96 | 35 | 8 |
891 | Neckflix | 1.3669 | 0.05221 | 139 | 98 | 31 | 10 |
892 | We should have gone with that prewar building with the high ceilings. | 1.3669 | 0.05320 | 139 | 99 | 29 | 11 |
893 | Your turn to get the acacia leaves | 1.3669 | 0.05221 | 139 | 98 | 31 | 10 |
894 | I meant to give you a heads up. | 1.3669 | 0.05320 | 139 | 99 | 29 | 11 |
895 | Hey, we're not in the hospital, we're not out of work, and some people out there don't even have a quarter of a giraffe. | 1.3669 | 0.05221 | 139 | 98 | 31 | 10 |
896 | I know it’s not an elephant. Can we still pretend it’s not there? | 1.3669 | 0.05221 | 139 | 98 | 31 | 10 |
897 | Oh it says in the job ad that all are welcome to apply ! | 1.3669 | 0.06139 | 139 | 108 | 11 | 20 |
898 | Damn! I can't see the movie! We should have gotten front seats | 1.3669 | 0.05417 | 139 | 100 | 27 | 12 |
899 | I guess the elephant is off tonight | 1.3669 | 0.04805 | 139 | 94 | 39 | 6 |
900 | I get it, I used to live one floor down from an ostrich. | 1.3669 | 0.05512 | 139 | 101 | 25 | 13 |
901 | Well, at least the thumping noise stopped | 1.3669 | 0.04805 | 139 | 94 | 39 | 6 |
902 | It looked a lot less like a giraffe on Wayfair | 1.3669 | 0.05221 | 139 | 98 | 31 | 10 |
903 | Do you think it will get along with our cat? | 1.3664 | 0.05548 | 131 | 94 | 26 | 11 |
904 | ...I looked at the email again, and it's still not clear how we unsubscribe | 1.3664 | 0.05332 | 131 | 92 | 30 | 9 |
905 | We did get the better end. | 1.3662 | 0.04843 | 142 | 97 | 38 | 7 |
906 | We never had hyenas until he showed up. | 1.3662 | 0.05239 | 142 | 101 | 30 | 11 |
907 | They grow up so quick. | 1.3662 | 0.04739 | 142 | 96 | 40 | 6 |
908 | Oh I guess this is a ZOOmeeting. | 1.3662 | 0.04843 | 142 | 97 | 38 | 7 |
909 | ...and that is how the ficus died. | 1.3662 | 0.05239 | 142 | 101 | 30 | 11 |
910 | At least we only see this end. | 1.3662 | 0.05239 | 142 | 101 | 30 | 11 |
911 | If we bought that coffee table, this wouldn’t be happening | 1.3662 | 0.05426 | 142 | 103 | 26 | 13 |
912 | I think this quarantine is getting to everyone. | 1.3650 | 0.05270 | 137 | 97 | 30 | 10 |
913 | Yeah, but just keep telling yourself, "Two bedroom, river view." | 1.3650 | 0.04846 | 137 | 93 | 38 | 6 |
914 | NOW I KNOW WHERE THE HOUSEPLANTS WENT. | 1.3650 | 0.05167 | 137 | 96 | 32 | 9 |
915 | At least we get the more fun end of the digestive tract. | 1.3650 | 0.06119 | 137 | 106 | 12 | 19 |
916 | We’re lucky our downstairs neighbors are into composting. | 1.3650 | 0.05270 | 137 | 97 | 30 | 10 |
917 | The camerawork is incredible on these nature documentaries. | 1.3650 | 0.05270 | 137 | 97 | 30 | 10 |
918 | I told you not to put on Animal Planet | 1.3650 | 0.05371 | 137 | 98 | 28 | 11 |
919 | Out of Africa" is her favorite movie | 1.3650 | 0.05167 | 137 | 96 | 32 | 9 |
920 | Text “down scope” to the neighbors downstairs. | 1.3650 | 0.05270 | 137 | 97 | 30 | 10 |
921 | On the plus side, he improves our WiFi. | 1.3650 | 0.05063 | 137 | 95 | 34 | 8 |
922 | Yo, is it the acid kicking in or did a Toys R Us open downstairs? | 1.3650 | 0.05063 | 137 | 95 | 34 | 8 |
923 | We'll never get a break -- they sleep standing up! | 1.3650 | 0.05063 | 137 | 95 | 34 | 8 |
924 | The elephant in the room is on sabbatical. | 1.3650 | 0.05063 | 137 | 95 | 34 | 8 |
925 | Maybe it's time to address the giraffe in the room. | 1.3650 | 0.05270 | 137 | 97 | 30 | 10 |
926 | If she gets the part in Lion King do you think she could get us tickets? | 1.3650 | 0.05167 | 137 | 96 | 32 | 9 |
927 | He said he was really lonely, and he promises he's been social distancing. | 1.3650 | 0.05167 | 137 | 96 | 32 | 9 |
928 | You tell him. He's eaten every mask I gave him | 1.3650 | 0.05270 | 137 | 97 | 30 | 10 |
929 | If it’s not an elephant, do we have to address it? | 1.3650 | 0.05063 | 137 | 95 | 34 | 8 |
930 | The elephant opted for unemployment. | 1.3650 | 0.05567 | 137 | 100 | 24 | 13 |
931 | Well I guess even the zookeepers can work from home. | 1.3650 | 0.05757 | 137 | 102 | 20 | 15 |
932 | That was the only thing left from the Toys R Us liquidation sale | 1.3643 | 0.05090 | 140 | 98 | 33 | 9 |
933 | They grow up so quickly, don’t they? | 1.3643 | 0.04614 | 140 | 96 | 38 | 6 |
934 | I guess we should have read the lease more carefully. | 1.3643 | 0.05288 | 140 | 100 | 29 | 11 |
935 | He pops up every time we watch the Animal Planet channel. | 1.3643 | 0.05090 | 140 | 98 | 33 | 9 |
936 | I KNEW after we made the Johnson's get rid of their barking dog, they’d pull something like this. | 1.3643 | 0.05090 | 140 | 98 | 33 | 9 |
937 | Maureen... is it just me, or are downstairs parties’ getting wilder? | 1.3643 | 0.05385 | 140 | 101 | 27 | 12 |
938 | Good call on the giraffe head, the rest of the art in here is horrible. | 1.3643 | 0.05090 | 140 | 98 | 33 | 9 |
939 | we can't ignore this like the elephant | 1.3643 | 0.05090 | 140 | 98 | 33 | 9 |
940 | It’s a vets office downstairs | 1.3643 | 0.04988 | 140 | 97 | 35 | 8 |
941 | Suddenly I’m less worried about the river dancers above us | 1.3636 | 0.05113 | 143 | 101 | 32 | 10 |
942 | The Joneses below us asked if we would knock two times on the floor after we feed the giraffe | 1.3630 | 0.05321 | 135 | 96 | 29 | 10 |
943 | The couple downstairs requested we stop feeding him hot Cheetos. | 1.3623 | 0.05339 | 138 | 99 | 28 | 11 |
944 | That explains what happened to our acacia tree. | 1.3623 | 0.05239 | 138 | 98 | 30 | 10 |
945 | When the AirBnB advertised “close to the zoo”, I had no idea. | 1.3623 | 0.05339 | 138 | 99 | 28 | 11 |
946 | Honey, quick, give him a mask | 1.3623 | 0.05137 | 138 | 97 | 32 | 9 |
947 | At least we don’t have the downstairs neighbors’ view | 1.3623 | 0.05033 | 138 | 96 | 34 | 8 |
948 | Maybe we made the neighbors feel toooo welcome | 1.3623 | 0.05813 | 138 | 104 | 18 | 16 |
949 | I told you, quit sticking your neck into the neighbors business. | 1.3623 | 0.05137 | 138 | 97 | 32 | 9 |
950 | I suggested they get a zebra. | 1.3615 | 0.05005 | 130 | 89 | 35 | 6 |
951 | Remember when we thought the tap dancers in 5B would be the problem? | 1.3603 | 0.05078 | 136 | 95 | 33 | 8 |
952 | Crystal anniversary. You said carafe. My bad. | 1.3603 | 0.05390 | 136 | 98 | 27 | 11 |
953 | It starts with a ferret... | 1.3603 | 0.05589 | 136 | 100 | 23 | 13 |
954 | He must smell my giraffe. | 1.3603 | 0.05685 | 136 | 101 | 21 | 14 |
955 | You’re right. A coffee table wouldn’t work in this space. | 1.3603 | 0.05184 | 136 | 96 | 31 | 9 |
956 | He sticks his head in from time to time to check on our work” | 1.3603 | 0.05685 | 136 | 101 | 21 | 14 |
957 | Well I think the kids will like it. | 1.3603 | 0.05078 | 136 | 95 | 33 | 8 |
958 | Well, at least we don’t have to walk him. | 1.3603 | 0.04970 | 136 | 94 | 35 | 7 |
959 | At least it’s filled. That thing was a serious hazard. | 1.3603 | 0.05184 | 136 | 96 | 31 | 9 |
960 | There’s probably a hole in our lease too. | 1.3603 | 0.05390 | 136 | 98 | 27 | 11 |
961 | He says he was promised vaulted ceilings | 1.3603 | 0.04970 | 136 | 94 | 35 | 7 |
962 | He'll leave once Wild Kingdom is over. | 1.3603 | 0.05184 | 136 | 96 | 31 | 9 |
963 | Now that we've discussed the elephant in the room... | 1.3603 | 0.04745 | 136 | 92 | 39 | 5 |
964 | I didn’t even know we had a basement. | 1.3603 | 0.05078 | 136 | 95 | 33 | 8 |
965 | Now how did THAT get past the co-op board? | 1.3603 | 0.05078 | 136 | 95 | 33 | 8 |
966 | Maybe it’s the pandemic but I’m growing bored with Neckflix. | 1.3603 | 0.05390 | 136 | 98 | 27 | 11 |
967 | No wonder the lower floor was so much cheaper. | 1.3603 | 0.04510 | 136 | 95 | 35 | 6 |
968 | I'm glad she has more neck room,but buying that unit downstairs is gonna kill us. | 1.3603 | 0.05685 | 136 | 101 | 21 | 14 |
969 | He’s been clingy ever since he lost the Toys ‘R’ Us gig. | 1.3603 | 0.05390 | 136 | 98 | 27 | 11 |
970 | No, I said room with a zoo | 1.3603 | 0.05288 | 136 | 97 | 29 | 10 |
971 | You were right, she does tie the room together. | 1.3603 | 0.05184 | 136 | 96 | 31 | 9 |
972 | Sometimes it feels like there are three of us in this relationship | 1.3603 | 0.05390 | 136 | 98 | 27 | 11 |
973 | I guess it’s true - somebody’s floor IS somebody else’s ceiling! | 1.3603 | 0.05288 | 136 | 97 | 29 | 10 |
974 | I still can't see but I'm glad he lost the hat. | 1.3603 | 0.05024 | 136 | 97 | 30 | 9 |
975 | It was bad enough when the elephant moved in upstairs. | 1.3582 | 0.05233 | 134 | 95 | 30 | 9 |
976 | Maybe it’s some kind of pop art. | 1.3582 | 0.05443 | 134 | 97 | 26 | 11 |
977 | It could be worse, we could have the apartment below. | 1.3582 | 0.05125 | 134 | 94 | 32 | 8 |
978 | Who knew giraffes were shy? | 1.3582 | 0.05233 | 134 | 95 | 30 | 9 |
979 | I guess some interior designers are just ahead of their time. | 1.3582 | 0.04901 | 134 | 92 | 36 | 6 |
980 | They got it as a baby ! | 1.3582 | 0.05443 | 134 | 97 | 26 | 11 |
981 | He was so cute as a puppy... | 1.3582 | 0.05545 | 134 | 98 | 24 | 12 |
982 | I'm starting to think renting an apartment above a zoo wasn't such a great idea | 1.3582 | 0.05339 | 134 | 96 | 28 | 10 |
983 | No, it’s not you. It’s the giraffe. | 1.3582 | 0.04901 | 134 | 92 | 36 | 6 |
984 | He’s looking for the elephant | 1.3582 | 0.05014 | 134 | 93 | 34 | 7 |
985 | So, what are we watching? | 1.3582 | 0.05233 | 134 | 95 | 30 | 9 |
986 | This should make for an unusual Christmas card... | 1.3582 | 0.04666 | 134 | 100 | 24 | 10 |
987 | Looks like Pierre's back from safari. | 1.3582 | 0.05233 | 134 | 95 | 30 | 9 |
988 | What do you mean, the " elephant" in the room? | 1.3582 | 0.05545 | 134 | 98 | 24 | 12 |
989 | It's time we address the 1,800 pound question in the room: Did the cartoonist ran out of time for the paintings on the wall" | 1.3582 | 0.05125 | 134 | 94 | 32 | 8 |
990 | It’s part of our new open floor plan. | 1.3582 | 0.04901 | 134 | 92 | 36 | 6 |
991 | First, they made an exception for cats! Then they jumped to leashed dogs! Now, look!!! | 1.3582 | 0.05443 | 134 | 97 | 26 | 11 |
992 | I really think we need more plants. | 1.3582 | 0.05545 | 134 | 98 | 24 | 12 |
993 | He's hiding from Don, Jr and Eric, it's the least we can do. | 1.3582 | 0.05744 | 134 | 100 | 20 | 14 |
994 | This is why we can’t have nice plants. | 1.3582 | 0.05443 | 134 | 97 | 26 | 11 |
995 | I think an ostrich would work better in this room. | 1.3582 | 0.04785 | 134 | 91 | 38 | 5 |
996 | I told him he would quickly outgrow the apartment. | 1.3582 | 0.05125 | 134 | 94 | 32 | 8 |
997 | I preferred the fire pole | 1.3582 | 0.05443 | 134 | 97 | 26 | 11 |
998 | I thought we were here to talk about the elephant | 1.3582 | 0.05125 | 134 | 94 | 32 | 8 |
999 | I thought you said the downstairs neighbors were affable, not giraffable! | 1.3582 | 0.05443 | 134 | 97 | 26 | 11 |
1000 | Wait til you hear the elephants upstairs | 1.3582 | 0.05233 | 134 | 95 | 30 | 9 |
1001 | Well that's unexpected. Last Christmas, he totally fit under the tree. | 1.3582 | 0.05014 | 134 | 93 | 34 | 7 |
1002 | Let’s address the giraffe in the room | 1.3582 | 0.05070 | 134 | 96 | 29 | 9 |
1003 | Better than Tiger King | 1.3582 | 0.05936 | 134 | 102 | 16 | 16 |
1004 | Wildlife certainly are bolder with us in lockdown! “ | 1.3582 | 0.05014 | 134 | 93 | 34 | 7 |
1005 | Bertha! Look at me when I'm talking to you! | 1.3582 | 0.05233 | 134 | 95 | 30 | 9 |
1006 | It’s only fair. We’re logged into his Netflix account. | 1.3582 | 0.04785 | 134 | 91 | 38 | 5 |
1007 | Must be an Emotional Support giraffe | 1.3582 | 0.02093 | 134 | 97 | 35 | 2 |
1008 | Time to move. This building has become such a zoo. | 1.3582 | 0.05841 | 134 | 101 | 18 | 15 |
1009 | I’d say we got the easier half to take care of | 1.3577 | 0.05671 | 123 | 89 | 24 | 10 |
1010 | Read me that list of side effects again. | 1.3577 | 0.05357 | 137 | 99 | 27 | 11 |
1011 | I know, but it’s better than our downstairs neighbors’ view. | 1.3577 | 0.04940 | 137 | 95 | 35 | 7 |
1012 | I guess the zookeeper neighbor is working from home | 1.3577 | 0.04830 | 137 | 94 | 37 | 6 |
1013 | Just when I was getting used to the elephant. | 1.3561 | 0.05283 | 132 | 94 | 29 | 9 |
1014 | You see? We’re not the only ones who fell for the 15 foot ceiling baloney. | 1.3561 | 0.05392 | 132 | 95 | 27 | 10 |
1015 | I think we're fortunate that we only have to feed him. | 1.3561 | 0.05060 | 132 | 92 | 33 | 7 |
1016 | I know it's his favorite show but I still can't see the TV. | 1.3561 | 0.05173 | 132 | 93 | 31 | 8 |
1017 | I told you we should have chosen the house above the aquarium. | 1.3561 | 0.05283 | 132 | 94 | 29 | 9 |
1018 | He pays me a small fee, and its saves him buying a two story condo... | 1.3561 | 0.05173 | 132 | 93 | 31 | 8 |
1019 | No wonder the penthouse was so cheap! | 1.3561 | 0.04704 | 132 | 94 | 31 | 7 |
1020 | Nothing really surprises me anymore. | 1.3561 | 0.04825 | 132 | 90 | 37 | 5 |
1021 | Next time we have a lawyer review the lease. | 1.3561 | 0.04825 | 132 | 90 | 37 | 5 |
1022 | Well, we always wanted a neighbor who would stick his neck out for us. | 1.3561 | 0.05283 | 132 | 94 | 29 | 9 |
1023 | If we don't feed it, it will eventually leave. | 1.3561 | 0.05173 | 132 | 93 | 31 | 8 |
1024 | Oh,I thought you invited me in to share a carafe. | 1.3561 | 0.05283 | 132 | 94 | 29 | 9 |
1025 | I think we got the better end! | 1.3561 | 0.05283 | 132 | 94 | 29 | 9 |
1026 | Now do you regret getting those tiger-people kicked out? | 1.3561 | 0.05283 | 132 | 94 | 29 | 9 |
1027 | I'm loving this new livestream Animal Planet feature. It's like we're really there. | 1.3561 | 0.05704 | 132 | 98 | 21 | 13 |
1028 | Feeding him, we obviously got the better end of the deal. | 1.3561 | 0.05602 | 132 | 97 | 23 | 12 |
1029 | When our downstair neighbors said they were big animal lovers, I didn't know they meant BIG animals. | 1.3561 | 0.05283 | 132 | 94 | 29 | 9 |
1030 | I thought Toys-R-Us closed. | 1.3561 | 0.05498 | 132 | 96 | 25 | 11 |
1031 | How could I refuse, he offered to pay half the cable bill? | 1.3561 | 0.05392 | 132 | 95 | 27 | 10 |
1032 | I told you we had a bigger problem than mice. | 1.3561 | 0.05392 | 132 | 95 | 27 | 10 |
1033 | I told you we should have picked the place with the 16' ceilings. | 1.3561 | 0.05392 | 132 | 95 | 27 | 10 |
1034 | Cancel the hat rack. | 1.3561 | 0.05060 | 132 | 92 | 33 | 7 |
1035 | Oh, he pops up once a week to watch “Wild Planet.” | 1.3561 | 0.05173 | 132 | 93 | 31 | 8 |
1036 | It's usually an elephant | 1.3561 | 0.05498 | 132 | 96 | 25 | 11 |
1037 | Wait until you see his roommate. | 1.3561 | 0.05283 | 132 | 94 | 29 | 9 |
1038 | Just be thankful we have the penthouse. | 1.3561 | 0.05283 | 132 | 94 | 29 | 9 |
1039 | I miss having mouse problems. | 1.3561 | 0.05392 | 132 | 95 | 27 | 10 |
1040 | We've always dreamed of a pet we didn't have to clean up after. | 1.3561 | 0.05602 | 132 | 97 | 23 | 12 |
1041 | I''m getting tired of these pop-up visits! | 1.3561 | 0.05283 | 132 | 94 | 29 | 9 |
1042 | At least we have the end that eats. | 1.3561 | 0.05392 | 132 | 95 | 27 | 10 |
1043 | He belongs to my ex, but I get him on weekends”. | 1.3561 | 0.05173 | 132 | 93 | 31 | 8 |
1044 | I really thought it would leave if we got rid of all our house plants. | 1.3561 | 0.04580 | 132 | 88 | 41 | 3 |
1045 | The amount of Covid-pets is really going through the roof | 1.3561 | 0.05904 | 132 | 100 | 17 | 15 |
1046 | I said you should get a large "carafe" as an accent piece. | 1.3561 | 0.05392 | 132 | 95 | 27 | 10 |
1047 | I got the best part of the deal. My neighbor below cleans up after her. | 1.3561 | 0.05283 | 132 | 94 | 29 | 9 |
1048 | And you were amazed by the dolphins in Venice | 1.3561 | 0.05805 | 132 | 99 | 19 | 14 |
1049 | It beats the downstairs view. | 1.3561 | 0.05392 | 132 | 95 | 27 | 10 |
1050 | Giraffe? What giraffe? | 1.3561 | 0.05392 | 132 | 95 | 27 | 10 |
1051 | So this is what happens when you work from home. | 1.3561 | 0.05173 | 132 | 93 | 31 | 8 |
1052 | Maybe we shouldn’t have complained so much about their Rottweilers. | 1.3561 | 0.05498 | 132 | 96 | 25 | 11 |
1053 | Which came first? the hole or the giraffe? | 1.3561 | 0.05173 | 132 | 93 | 31 | 8 |
1054 | This still isn't even close the strangest part of 2020 | 1.3561 | 0.05602 | 132 | 97 | 23 | 12 |
1055 | I know that's not the expression, but I still think we need to talk about it | 1.3561 | 0.05704 | 132 | 98 | 21 | 13 |
1056 | Well it’s definitely not the weirdest thing we’ve seen this week | 1.3561 | 0.04944 | 132 | 91 | 35 | 6 |
1057 | You could have at least knocked. | 1.3561 | 0.05904 | 132 | 100 | 17 | 15 |
1058 | welp, I guess the zookeeper is working from home now too. | 1.3561 | 0.05060 | 132 | 92 | 33 | 7 |
1059 | Just another new normal! | 1.3561 | 0.04944 | 132 | 91 | 35 | 6 |
1060 | ....it would be easier to just move the couch | 1.3561 | 0.04944 | 132 | 91 | 35 | 6 |
1061 | You SERIOUSLY can’t see what the problem is? | 1.3561 | 0.05060 | 132 | 92 | 33 | 7 |
1062 | The lease only said no cats or dogs | 1.3561 | 0.05283 | 132 | 94 | 29 | 9 |
1063 | Well at least #1B has to deal with the lower half. | 1.3556 | 0.05610 | 135 | 100 | 22 | 13 |
1064 | So is someone going to address the giraffe in the room? | 1.3556 | 0.04872 | 135 | 93 | 36 | 6 |
1065 | When we rented this place, why didn't we ask what the hole was for? | 1.3556 | 0.04984 | 135 | 94 | 34 | 7 |
1066 | I thought you were exaggerating when you said it sounded like a zoo downstairs. | 1.3556 | 0.05511 | 135 | 99 | 24 | 12 |
1067 | So that's why the rent on the upstairs in the duplex was so cheap. | 1.3556 | 0.05201 | 135 | 96 | 30 | 9 |
1068 | Zoom calls, giraffes- I'm so tired of guessing who is or isn't wearing pants. | 1.3556 | 0.05804 | 135 | 102 | 18 | 15 |
1069 | A dog would have been a better fit. | 1.3554 | 0.05360 | 121 | 85 | 29 | 7 |
1070 | Cheryl, where's our copy of the lease agreement? | 1.3538 | 0.05445 | 130 | 94 | 26 | 10 |
1071 | Do we've have any acacia leaves in the fridge? | 1.3538 | 0.05554 | 130 | 95 | 24 | 11 |
1072 | I said I wanted a "carafe"! | 1.3538 | 0.05554 | 130 | 95 | 24 | 11 |
1073 | I guess Sheila in 9A got her therapy animal approved | 1.3538 | 0.05554 | 130 | 95 | 24 | 11 |
1074 | I’m open to pet therapy but this will be a real stretch | 1.3538 | 0.05106 | 130 | 91 | 32 | 7 |
1075 | Well at least we got rid of the elephant in the room! | 1.3538 | 0.05106 | 130 | 91 | 32 | 7 |
1076 | I heard the view downstairs is even worse. | 1.3538 | 0.05335 | 130 | 93 | 28 | 9 |
1077 | This rescue animal thing has gone a little too far. | 1.3538 | 0.04484 | 130 | 86 | 42 | 2 |
1078 | We got the best half. | 1.3538 | 0.05554 | 130 | 95 | 24 | 11 |
1079 | You bet giraffe we’re moving! | 1.3538 | 0.05335 | 130 | 93 | 28 | 9 |
1080 | Since politely asking him to move his head isn't working, let's just move the couch so we can all see the TV. | 1.3538 | 0.05335 | 130 | 93 | 28 | 9 |
1081 | Now I understand why the garden apartment was so reasonably priced. | 1.3538 | 0.05106 | 130 | 91 | 32 | 7 |
1082 | Honey, I was thinking dog, cat, possibly canary... | 1.3538 | 0.05445 | 130 | 94 | 26 | 10 |
1083 | I didn't know giraffe rescue was a thing. | 1.3538 | 0.05554 | 130 | 95 | 24 | 11 |
1084 | The incessant cud-chewing is probably better than what they’re dealing with downstairs. | 1.3538 | 0.04988 | 130 | 90 | 34 | 6 |
1085 | We should have asked about the hole when we signed the lease. | 1.3538 | 0.05554 | 130 | 95 | 24 | 11 |
1086 | Well, he is sharing his Netflix password with me. | 1.3538 | 0.05445 | 130 | 94 | 26 | 10 |
1087 | Yeah, I know sharing a pet with the neighbors is weird, but I think we are definitely getting the better half of the deal. | 1.3538 | 0.05445 | 130 | 94 | 26 | 10 |
1088 | You wanted a quarantine pet. They were out of puppies. | 1.3538 | 0.05222 | 130 | 92 | 30 | 8 |
1089 | I realize that it was in the rental agreement, Elaine. I’m just saying it’s worse in person. | 1.3538 | 0.05335 | 130 | 93 | 28 | 9 |
1090 | Let's address the elephant in the room | 1.3538 | 0.05222 | 130 | 92 | 30 | 8 |
1091 | Glad it's not an elephant this time | 1.3538 | 0.06067 | 130 | 100 | 14 | 16 |
1092 | Are you kidding? We’re watching this at home, and somebody’s head is still in the way. | 1.3538 | 0.05554 | 130 | 95 | 24 | 11 |
1093 | Listen, the apartment's rent controlled. | 1.3538 | 0.05335 | 130 | 93 | 28 | 9 |
1094 | It’s load-bearing. | 1.3538 | 0.05335 | 130 | 93 | 28 | 9 |
1095 | I need to unsubscribe from Jumanji marketing | 1.3534 | 0.05250 | 133 | 95 | 29 | 9 |
1096 | « Barb and Dave from downstairs were finally right to buy all that toilet paper back in March, they really ARE ready for anything. » | 1.3534 | 0.05358 | 133 | 96 | 27 | 10 |
1097 | I thought their unit also had the high ceilings like ours. | 1.3525 | 0.05573 | 122 | 88 | 25 | 9 |
1098 | Just keep feeding him and be grateful we don’t live downstairs. | 1.3516 | 0.05387 | 128 | 92 | 27 | 9 |
1099 | So, which one of us is in the wrong meeting? | 1.3516 | 0.05033 | 128 | 89 | 33 | 6 |
1100 | I told you so. If we kept the lion, we wouldn’t have this problem. | 1.3516 | 0.05154 | 128 | 90 | 31 | 7 |
1101 | I don't know, but it was definitely not on the floor plans. | 1.3516 | 0.05033 | 128 | 89 | 33 | 6 |
1102 | I know zoo animals are expensive but the giraffes have gone through the roof! | 1.3516 | 0.05500 | 128 | 93 | 25 | 10 |
1103 | Is she ours, or theirs? | 1.3516 | 0.05033 | 128 | 89 | 33 | 6 |
1104 | I guess the zoologist downstairs is working from home now. | 1.3516 | 0.05272 | 128 | 91 | 29 | 8 |
1105 | Who's turn is it to clean up the mess downstairs? | 1.3516 | 0.05272 | 128 | 91 | 29 | 8 |
1106 | Look I told you it is like in the cinema. There is always this tall guy in front of you. | 1.3516 | 0.05272 | 128 | 91 | 29 | 8 |
1107 | Of course he did it. He won't even look me in the eye. | 1.3516 | 0.05387 | 128 | 92 | 27 | 9 |
1108 | Be prepared for one more- The new neighbor downstairs is a chap named NOAH! | 1.3516 | 0.05272 | 128 | 91 | 29 | 8 |
1109 | Just be happy we got the end that eats! | 1.3516 | 0.05611 | 128 | 94 | 23 | 11 |
1110 | We need to start going to those HOA meetings. | 1.3516 | 0.05272 | 128 | 91 | 29 | 8 |
1111 | I’d like to say I’m surprised and that this shouldn’t be happening but after all it’s still 2020 | 1.3516 | 0.05272 | 128 | 91 | 29 | 8 |
1112 | I didn’t realize this is what the nature fundraiser meant when it said ‘Your contribution will go towards the sponsorship of a wild animal in need.’ | 1.3516 | 0.05272 | 128 | 91 | 29 | 8 |
1113 | Maybe we should stop encroaching on animal habitats. | 1.3516 | 0.05272 | 128 | 91 | 29 | 8 |
1114 | At least someone’s sticking their neck out for me. | 1.3516 | 0.04449 | 128 | 92 | 30 | 6 |
1115 | Honestly, nothing surprises me anymore. | 1.3516 | 0.05154 | 128 | 90 | 31 | 7 |
1116 | Maybe it's time to move to a leafy suburb. | 1.3511 | 0.05410 | 131 | 95 | 26 | 10 |
1117 | I think it's a service giraffe. | 1.3511 | 0.05074 | 131 | 92 | 32 | 7 |
1118 | I told you our downstairs neighbors were animals. | 1.3492 | 0.05323 | 126 | 90 | 28 | 8 |
1119 | You sure those were truffles? | 1.3492 | 0.05557 | 126 | 92 | 24 | 10 |
1120 | Listen - when they said at-home safari, I thought it was virtual. | 1.3492 | 0.05079 | 126 | 88 | 32 | 6 |
1121 | I'm just glad we didn't take the apartment downstairs. | 1.3488 | 0.05001 | 129 | 90 | 33 | 6 |
1122 | Just be glad we don't live one floor lower. | 1.3488 | 0.05238 | 129 | 92 | 29 | 8 |
1123 | You don't know the half of it! | 1.3488 | 0.05121 | 129 | 91 | 31 | 7 |
1124 | That’s what we need — someone who breaks through the glass ceiling and sticks their neck out. | 1.3488 | 0.05682 | 129 | 96 | 21 | 12 |
1125 | Wow these graphics are excellent. | 1.3471 | 0.04939 | 121 | 83 | 34 | 4 |
1126 | I've heard of the elephant in the room but this is ridiculous | 1.3468 | 0.05127 | 124 | 87 | 31 | 6 |
1127 | It's either tenant harassment or a quarantine hallucination. | 1.3468 | 0.05377 | 124 | 89 | 27 | 8 |
1128 | Apparently there zoo keeper is working from home. | 1.3468 | 0.05377 | 124 | 89 | 27 | 8 |
1129 | Oh, this is a stretch. | 1.3468 | 0.04997 | 124 | 86 | 33 | 5 |
1130 | We've reached an agreement. I take care of the top half and they take care of the bottom half. | 1.3468 | 0.05253 | 124 | 88 | 29 | 7 |
1131 | I thought she wanted us to keep an eye on her roommate, not her ruminant. | 1.3468 | 0.05497 | 124 | 90 | 25 | 9 |
1132 | Next year let's go with the traditional safari option. | 1.3468 | 0.05731 | 124 | 92 | 21 | 11 |
1133 | when they bought him- he was just a puppy | 1.3468 | 0.05731 | 124 | 92 | 21 | 11 |
1134 | Why aren’t we talking about the elephant in the other room? | 1.3468 | 0.05731 | 124 | 92 | 21 | 11 |
1135 | What was i supposed to say? It's his HBO account! | 1.3468 | 0.05377 | 124 | 94 | 19 | 11 |
1136 | So... How are you settling in downstairs? | 1.3468 | 0.04864 | 124 | 85 | 35 | 4 |
1137 | That reminds me, we’re out of nectarines | 1.3468 | 0.05377 | 124 | 89 | 27 | 8 |
1138 | If you look behind you, you can see humans in their natural habitat. It's fascinating! | 1.3468 | 0.05615 | 124 | 91 | 23 | 10 |
1139 | Serves us right for thinking a rent in Manhattan could be this cheap. | 1.3468 | 0.05127 | 124 | 87 | 31 | 6 |
1140 | they were out of elephants... | 1.3468 | 0.05377 | 124 | 89 | 27 | 8 |
1141 | No, we’re not changing the channel so you can watch animal planet, Steve. | 1.3465 | 0.05705 | 101 | 71 | 25 | 5 |
1142 | I spy something dappled. | 1.3465 | 0.04921 | 127 | 88 | 34 | 5 |
1143 | Now will you talk to your brother about his online shopping problem? | 1.3462 | 0.06075 | 104 | 76 | 20 | 8 |
1144 | Maybe making friends with the zoo keeper downstairs was a big mistake. | 1.3444 | 0.05733 | 90 | 62 | 25 | 3 |
1145 | The zoo's lawyer really stuck it to us over the air rights. | 1.3443 | 0.04907 | 122 | 84 | 34 | 4 |
1146 | I believe it’s your turn to clean the basement. | 1.3443 | 0.05675 | 122 | 90 | 22 | 10 |
1147 | So that’s what the hole is for | 1.3443 | 0.05431 | 122 | 88 | 26 | 8 |
1148 | Down in front. I’m trying to watch the Nature Channel. | 1.3443 | 0.05431 | 122 | 88 | 26 | 8 |
1149 | I just asked for carafe | 1.3443 | 0.05675 | 122 | 90 | 22 | 10 |
1150 | Maybe so, but it's not as ostentatious as buying books we never read. | 1.3443 | 0.05431 | 122 | 88 | 26 | 8 |
1151 | Say what you will, we still got the better end of the deal. | 1.3443 | 0.05175 | 122 | 86 | 30 | 6 |
1152 | Is this why the realtor told us not to move the couch? | 1.3443 | 0.05675 | 122 | 90 | 22 | 10 |
1153 | I wondered why this apartment was so cheap. | 1.3443 | 0.05043 | 122 | 85 | 32 | 5 |
1154 | His name is Bill and he lives downstairs and I already told him there are no Acacia trees here. | 1.3443 | 0.05305 | 122 | 87 | 28 | 7 |
1155 | Is this the acid kicking in or is it still 2020? | 1.3443 | 0.05305 | 122 | 87 | 28 | 7 |
1156 | Yes, the daily feeding is time consuming, but nothing compared to the guy downstairs work load | 1.3443 | 0.05305 | 122 | 87 | 28 | 7 |
1157 | I know, but it's his Favorite Show | 1.3443 | 0.05554 | 122 | 89 | 24 | 9 |
1158 | Frankly, I'm glad we're taking care of this half. | 1.3443 | 0.05431 | 122 | 88 | 26 | 8 |
1159 | We’re lucky we don’t live below it. | 1.3443 | 0.05431 | 122 | 88 | 26 | 8 |
1160 | Well, it's a lot better than his head always thumping on the ceiling. | 1.3443 | 0.05305 | 122 | 87 | 28 | 7 |
1161 | I Said Carafe, NOT Giraffe! | 1.3443 | 0.05305 | 122 | 87 | 28 | 7 |
1162 | It was either this or a ground floor apartment with a hippo. | 1.3443 | 0.05241 | 122 | 89 | 25 | 8 |
1163 | Jane, you absolutely must give me the name of your decorator. | 1.3443 | 0.05431 | 122 | 88 | 26 | 8 |
1164 | I know you liked the coffee table, but I think he'll grow on you. | 1.3443 | 0.05793 | 122 | 91 | 20 | 11 |
1165 | I think you need to work on learning how to say 'no', even when it's the nice neighbor downstairs. | 1.3443 | 0.05675 | 122 | 90 | 22 | 10 |
1166 | OK, I gotta admit, when you invited me over for some 'necking', I really thought you had something else in mind. | 1.3443 | 0.05305 | 122 | 87 | 28 | 7 |
1167 | "At least we're better off than our downstairs neighbors." | 1.3443 | 0.05305 | 122 | 87 | 28 | 7 |
1168 | I spotted him also. | 1.3443 | 0.05554 | 122 | 89 | 24 | 9 |
1169 | I told you pet adoptions were through the roof | 1.3443 | 0.05431 | 122 | 88 | 26 | 8 |
1170 | Are we ever going to address the giraffe in the floor? | 1.3443 | 0.05043 | 122 | 85 | 32 | 5 |
1171 | Unfortunately he’s load-bearing. | 1.3443 | 0.05431 | 122 | 88 | 26 | 8 |
1172 | Hey, look at me when I’m talking to you. | 1.3443 | 0.05554 | 122 | 89 | 24 | 9 |
1173 | That exhibit downstairs makes much more sense now | 1.3443 | 0.05554 | 122 | 89 | 24 | 9 |
1174 | Nobody thought I’d find a 1-bedroom so close to the zoo in my price range. | 1.3443 | 0.05431 | 122 | 88 | 26 | 8 |
1175 | I told you not to pick mushrooms in Central Park | 1.3443 | 0.04622 | 122 | 82 | 38 | 2 |
1176 | We knew this would happen sooner or later. | 1.3443 | 0.05554 | 122 | 89 | 24 | 9 |
1177 | It’s rent stabilized and has a balcony. | 1.3443 | 0.05431 | 122 | 88 | 26 | 8 |
1178 | I guess she broke through the grass ceiling | 1.3443 | 0.05909 | 122 | 92 | 18 | 12 |
1179 | Can’t find it in me to be surprised anymore. | 1.3443 | 0.05043 | 122 | 85 | 32 | 5 |
1180 | At least it doesn’t bark. | 1.3440 | 0.05341 | 125 | 90 | 27 | 8 |
1181 | It’s only for a year. | 1.3440 | 0.05341 | 125 | 90 | 27 | 8 |
1182 | I guess they waived the size limit on comfort animals due to the pandemic. | 1.3440 | 0.05218 | 125 | 89 | 29 | 7 |
1183 | He does this every time we watch the leafs game | 1.3440 | 0.05691 | 125 | 93 | 21 | 11 |
1184 | Its definitely 2020 | 1.3440 | 0.05093 | 125 | 88 | 31 | 6 |
1185 | So, are we going to talk about the elephant in the room? | 1.3419 | 0.05314 | 117 | 83 | 28 | 6 |
1186 | I think he's looking for giraffic park" ? | 1.3419 | 0.05173 | 117 | 82 | 30 | 5 |
1187 | I have an irresistible urge, to grab its antlers and ride it like a horse. | 1.3417 | 0.06535 | 120 | 96 | 7 | 17 |
1188 | That’s sticking your neck out. | 1.3417 | 0.05736 | 120 | 89 | 21 | 10 |
1189 | When you told me your neighbor's apartment was a zoo, I thought you meant they were noisy. | 1.3417 | 0.05487 | 120 | 87 | 25 | 8 |
1190 | You know when they asked did we mind them having pets in the apartment below us.....maybe we should have said yes..... | 1.3417 | 0.05613 | 120 | 88 | 23 | 9 |
1191 | This neighborhood is becoming a zoo. | 1.3417 | 0.05225 | 120 | 85 | 29 | 6 |
1192 | She instantly pops up every time savanna is mentioned on tv | 1.3417 | 0.05613 | 120 | 88 | 23 | 9 |
1193 | Let him be, this is his favorite show. | 1.3417 | 0.05225 | 120 | 85 | 29 | 6 |
1194 | The worst part is the elephants above us. | 1.3417 | 0.05225 | 120 | 85 | 29 | 6 |
1195 | You're the one who wanted to live above a toy store | 1.3417 | 0.05613 | 120 | 88 | 23 | 9 |
1196 | How do you say "Down in front!" in Giraffe? | 1.3417 | 0.05487 | 120 | 87 | 25 | 8 |
1197 | They aren't common in this neck of the woods. | 1.3417 | 0.05225 | 120 | 85 | 29 | 6 |
1198 | Wanna neck? | 1.3417 | 0.04950 | 120 | 83 | 33 | 4 |
1199 | Nothing screams très chic quite like this. | 1.3417 | 0.05613 | 120 | 88 | 23 | 9 |
1200 | I think they're only trying to get back at us for the ostrich. | 1.3417 | 0.05358 | 120 | 86 | 27 | 7 |
1201 | Is this what you understood when Jack downstairs asked us to watch his pet? | 1.3417 | 0.05225 | 120 | 85 | 29 | 6 |
1202 | We have to feed him, yes, but hey - they have cleanup duty downstairs." | 1.3417 | 0.05292 | 120 | 88 | 24 | 8 |
1203 | 'Can't we keep him?' you said. 'He's so cute!' you said. | 1.3417 | 0.05736 | 120 | 89 | 21 | 10 |
1204 | Go on Craigslist, type 'throw rug' in the search bar. If nothing you like comes up, try 'chainsaw'. | 1.3417 | 0.05487 | 120 | 87 | 25 | 8 |
1205 | Now they can’t complain about our hippo. | 1.3417 | 0.05613 | 120 | 88 | 23 | 9 |
1206 | At first it bothered me, but $2,000 for a Manhattan apartment with a view, I can live with it. Though I may have to move the TV. | 1.3417 | 0.05358 | 120 | 86 | 27 | 7 |
1207 | You never noticed that the pet store had a cathedral ceiling? | 1.3417 | 0.05797 | 120 | 92 | 16 | 12 |
1208 | Down in front Melvin. | 1.3417 | 0.05487 | 120 | 87 | 25 | 8 |
1209 | Well, that explains what happened to your acacia plant. | 1.3417 | 0.05613 | 120 | 88 | 23 | 9 |
1210 | You would think that the worst part is that i can't see the TV ,but the smell is really awful. | 1.3417 | 0.05358 | 120 | 86 | 27 | 7 |
1211 | Now the exhibit downstairs makes more sense to me. | 1.3417 | 0.05736 | 120 | 89 | 21 | 10 |
1212 | I always thought it was an elephant in the room. | 1.3417 | 0.02774 | 120 | 96 | 17 | 7 |
1213 | Yes it adds something. | 1.3417 | 0.05225 | 120 | 85 | 29 | 6 |
1214 | No, it’s the ostrich that buries its head. | 1.3417 | 0.05225 | 120 | 85 | 29 | 6 |
1215 | On the plus side, she does have beautiful eyelashes. | 1.3417 | 0.05225 | 120 | 85 | 29 | 6 |
1216 | I hope he likes kale. | 1.3417 | 0.05976 | 120 | 91 | 17 | 12 |
1217 | I told you she was uneasy about staying alone in the car | 1.3417 | 0.05736 | 120 | 89 | 21 | 10 |
1218 | So, that’s what happened to the house plants.” | 1.3417 | 0.05487 | 120 | 87 | 25 | 8 |
1219 | Did you really mean giraffe when you said we need to talk about the elephant in the room? | 1.3417 | 0.04879 | 120 | 90 | 22 | 8 |
1220 | Do you have to bring your spirit animal to our couple’s therapy” | 1.3417 | 0.05613 | 120 | 88 | 23 | 9 |
1221 | He’s subletting that space. | 1.3417 | 0.05487 | 120 | 87 | 25 | 8 |
1222 | Can't sit down with you for two minutes without someone butting their heads in on us. | 1.3417 | 0.05613 | 120 | 88 | 23 | 9 |
1223 | Oh that reminds me - don't use the downstairs bathroom. | 1.3417 | 0.05736 | 120 | 89 | 21 | 10 |
1224 | I’d kind of like to see how his other half lives.” | 1.3417 | 0.05358 | 120 | 86 | 27 | 7 |
1225 | We were here before him. | 1.3417 | 0.03346 | 120 | 91 | 24 | 5 |
1226 | We’ll need to buy a tree. | 1.3417 | 0.05358 | 120 | 86 | 27 | 7 |
1227 | Looks like we got the good end.. | 1.3417 | 0.05090 | 120 | 84 | 31 | 5 |
1228 | I thought the co-op board turned down Noah’s application | 1.3417 | 0.05358 | 120 | 86 | 27 | 7 |
1229 | The homeschool downstairs is having a field trip. | 1.3417 | 0.05613 | 120 | 88 | 23 | 9 |
1230 | Fred should have taken her back to the zoo before the virus lock down... | 1.3417 | 0.05736 | 120 | 89 | 21 | 10 |
1231 | I don't mind that so much as the hole in the upstairs elephant floor. | 1.3417 | 0.05292 | 120 | 88 | 24 | 8 |
1232 | It was either this or the apartment beneath it. | 1.3417 | 0.05358 | 120 | 86 | 27 | 7 |
1233 | By far, head and neck above the others we had. | 1.3417 | 0.05487 | 120 | 87 | 25 | 8 |
1234 | The ad said "Peek-a-boo view of the zoo". | 1.3417 | 0.05487 | 120 | 87 | 25 | 8 |
1235 | So that's what that hole was for. | 1.3417 | 0.05675 | 120 | 91 | 18 | 11 |
1236 | I'm loving this pet share thing. | 1.3417 | 0.05487 | 120 | 87 | 25 | 8 |
1237 | Agreed he’s intrusive - but wait until you hear his infectious laugh. | 1.3417 | 0.05225 | 120 | 85 | 29 | 6 |
1238 | This is not what I pictured when you said this apartment was in an up and coming neighborhood. | 1.3417 | 0.05358 | 120 | 86 | 27 | 7 |
1239 | Down, periscope. | 1.3417 | 0.05736 | 120 | 89 | 21 | 10 |
1240 | Well at least all we have to do is feed her. | 1.3417 | 0.05358 | 120 | 86 | 27 | 7 |
1241 | Yes, it's wrong on so many levels, but this place is head and shoulders above anything else available. | 1.3417 | 0.05736 | 120 | 89 | 21 | 10 |
1242 | At least we have the cute half. | 1.3417 | 0.05225 | 120 | 85 | 29 | 6 |
1243 | I think we need to address the giraffe in the room. | 1.3417 | 0.05090 | 120 | 84 | 31 | 5 |
1244 | Somehow he imagines he's safe from the lion now. | 1.3417 | 0.05358 | 120 | 86 | 27 | 7 |
1245 | There goes my putting practice. | 1.3417 | 0.05358 | 120 | 86 | 27 | 7 |
1246 | So what happened to just banging on the ceiling? | 1.3417 | 0.05358 | 120 | 86 | 27 | 7 |
1247 | It's been a zoo around here lately | 1.3417 | 0.05358 | 120 | 86 | 27 | 7 |
1248 | When they said it was a pet-friendly building, I never expected this. | 1.3417 | 0.05487 | 120 | 87 | 25 | 8 |
1249 | I think we got the better half. | 1.3417 | 0.05358 | 120 | 86 | 27 | 7 |
1250 | It cost a little extra to get the top half, but it's totally worth it. | 1.3417 | 0.05857 | 120 | 90 | 19 | 11 |
1251 | She is sitting down | 1.3417 | 0.05358 | 120 | 86 | 27 | 7 |
1252 | Honey, I thought we agreed to microdose. | 1.3417 | 0.05736 | 120 | 89 | 21 | 10 |
1253 | Why did we put the TV in front of the giraffe hole? | 1.3417 | 0.05487 | 120 | 87 | 25 | 8 |
1254 | Why do I always get the one with the long neck in front of me | 1.3417 | 0.05736 | 120 | 89 | 21 | 10 |
1255 | He was cuter as a puppy. | 1.3417 | 0.04950 | 120 | 83 | 33 | 4 |
1256 | I heard the couple below us stopped watching T.V. | 1.3417 | 0.05736 | 120 | 89 | 21 | 10 |
1257 | Do you remember what the condo regs say about pets? | 1.3417 | 0.05090 | 120 | 84 | 31 | 5 |
1258 | Honey...aren’t we on the 32nd floor? | 1.3417 | 0.05613 | 120 | 88 | 23 | 9 |
1259 | This takes pop-ups to a whole new level. | 1.3417 | 0.05358 | 120 | 86 | 27 | 7 |
1260 | So this is what they meant when they said they´re delivering the safari experience during the lockdown. | 1.3417 | 0.04950 | 120 | 83 | 33 | 4 |
1261 | It's only Wednesdays when he watches Nature. | 1.3417 | 0.05613 | 120 | 88 | 23 | 9 |
1262 | Should we ask him to put on a mask" | 1.3417 | 0.06317 | 120 | 94 | 11 | 15 |
1263 | Dude. Move. I can't see the TV. | 1.3417 | 0.05613 | 120 | 88 | 23 | 9 |
1264 | Well, this takes breaking the glass ceiling to a new level. | 1.3417 | 0.05225 | 120 | 85 | 29 | 6 |
1265 | Well, that explains the hole in the floor. | 1.3417 | 0.05487 | 120 | 87 | 25 | 8 |
1266 | Finally, the mystery of the hole is solved." | 1.3417 | 0.05613 | 120 | 88 | 23 | 9 |
1267 | Well, the real estate people did warn us that the downstairs neighbors were animals. | 1.3417 | 0.05736 | 120 | 89 | 21 | 10 |
1268 | I’m already wishing we’d gotten a dog instead. | 1.3417 | 0.05736 | 120 | 89 | 21 | 10 |
1269 | He is adorable, but can he control the remote? | 1.3417 | 0.04950 | 120 | 83 | 33 | 4 |
1270 | Can we talk about the elephant in the other room? | 1.3417 | 0.05613 | 120 | 88 | 23 | 9 |
1271 | Still, we're better off than the apartment downstairs... | 1.3417 | 0.05158 | 120 | 87 | 26 | 7 |
1272 | So this is the elephant in the room | 1.3417 | 0.05358 | 120 | 86 | 27 | 7 |
1273 | Are the neighbors warming up to your emotional support choice yet? | 1.3417 | 0.05090 | 120 | 84 | 31 | 5 |
1274 | Wow, it use to be the elephant in the room, pandemics changed everything, | 1.3417 | 0.05358 | 120 | 86 | 27 | 7 |
1275 | Oh great, the kids downstairs are watching Dr Doolittle in 3D again. | 1.3417 | 0.05487 | 120 | 87 | 25 | 8 |
1276 | Just be glad we don't live on the ground floor. | 1.3417 | 0.05613 | 120 | 88 | 23 | 9 |
1277 | I'm still happy the pythons moved out. | 1.3417 | 0.05736 | 120 | 89 | 21 | 10 |
1278 | I told the downstairs neighbors to pop in anytime. | 1.3417 | 0.05225 | 120 | 85 | 29 | 6 |
1279 | She was tiny when this lockdown began. | 1.3417 | 0.05613 | 120 | 88 | 23 | 9 |
1280 | A pop-up...zoo? | 1.3417 | 0.05225 | 120 | 85 | 29 | 6 |
1281 | Luxury Condos over the zoo sounded like a good idea | 1.3417 | 0.05358 | 120 | 86 | 27 | 7 |
1282 | They did say it was an open floor plan. | 1.3417 | 0.05225 | 120 | 85 | 29 | 6 |
1283 | I must have clicked stay-at-home safari. | 1.3417 | 0.05487 | 120 | 87 | 25 | 8 |
1284 | I think we should talk about the giraffe in the room. | 1.3417 | 0.05358 | 120 | 86 | 27 | 7 |
1285 | I sure pity the people in the apartment below us. | 1.3417 | 0.05613 | 120 | 88 | 23 | 9 |
1286 | They couldn't just get a COVID dog like everybody else? | 1.3417 | 0.05613 | 120 | 88 | 23 | 9 |
1287 | Really?! We haven’t finished talking about the elephant in the room. | 1.3417 | 0.05613 | 120 | 88 | 23 | 9 |
1288 | Does this mean all of us must now start wearing masks at home? | 1.3417 | 0.06317 | 120 | 94 | 11 | 15 |
1289 | The next apartment we rent, remind me to read the lease before signing it. | 1.3417 | 0.05358 | 120 | 86 | 27 | 7 |
1290 | Your penchant for weird art has gone too far. | 1.3417 | 0.05225 | 120 | 85 | 29 | 6 |
1291 | At least it’s quieter than when they lived in the flat above us | 1.3417 | 0.05976 | 120 | 91 | 17 | 12 |
1292 | Ok, you were right— put the area rug back! | 1.3417 | 0.05487 | 120 | 87 | 25 | 8 |
1293 | What neck of the woods is he from? | 1.3417 | 0.05225 | 120 | 85 | 29 | 6 |
1294 | It’s a load-bearing artiodactyl. | 1.3417 | 0.05613 | 120 | 88 | 23 | 9 |
1295 | So where did you say you met this Noah fella? | 1.3417 | 0.05090 | 120 | 84 | 31 | 5 |
1296 | subletting was the only way to afford the central park view. | 1.3417 | 0.05487 | 120 | 87 | 25 | 8 |
1297 | Still better than living in the apartment below him. | 1.3417 | 0.05225 | 120 | 85 | 29 | 6 |
1298 | Shh, I’m watching the big game | 1.3417 | 0.05613 | 120 | 88 | 23 | 9 |
1299 | At least he's quieter than the ostrich from the 3rd floor. | 1.3417 | 0.05090 | 120 | 84 | 31 | 5 |
1300 | I guess we’re neck deep in African decor dear | 1.3417 | 0.05487 | 120 | 87 | 25 | 8 |
1301 | Well I guess the neighbor wasn’t knocking with a broom after all | 1.3417 | 0.05090 | 120 | 84 | 31 | 5 |
1302 | Hey- six feet, buddy. | 1.3417 | 0.05613 | 120 | 88 | 23 | 9 |
1303 | This isn’t what I meant when I said I wanted things to be more exotic in the bedroom | 1.3417 | 0.05225 | 120 | 85 | 29 | 6 |
1304 | boy those mushrooms live up to their reputation | 1.3417 | 0.05613 | 120 | 88 | 23 | 9 |
1305 | It’s a Saturday night. What do you say we feed her some beans? | 1.3417 | 0.05613 | 120 | 88 | 23 | 9 |
1306 | And they say in New York you never get to meet your neighbors | 1.3417 | 0.05358 | 120 | 86 | 27 | 7 |
1307 | Oh, I thought it was an elephant in the room. | 1.3417 | 0.05613 | 120 | 88 | 23 | 9 |
1308 | Omg Karen, yes giraffe lives matter too, that isn’t the issue! | 1.3417 | 0.05225 | 120 | 85 | 29 | 6 |
1309 | I knew we should’ve read that duplex clause. | 1.3417 | 0.06206 | 120 | 93 | 13 | 14 |
1310 | Well, it is a conversation piece. | 1.3417 | 0.04659 | 120 | 86 | 29 | 5 |
1311 | I guess the person downstairs felt like the elephant in the room was too passè | 1.3417 | 0.05225 | 120 | 85 | 29 | 6 |
1312 | I am going to downgrade this property on Airbnb | 1.3417 | 0.05487 | 120 | 87 | 25 | 8 |
1313 | She said she would pop in sometime today. | 1.3417 | 0.05736 | 120 | 89 | 21 | 10 |
1314 | Whatever...it’s 2020 | 1.3417 | 0.05613 | 120 | 88 | 23 | 9 |
1315 | Well, he IS in our bubble | 1.3417 | 0.05358 | 120 | 86 | 27 | 7 |
1316 | How many edibles did we eat? | 1.3417 | 0.05613 | 120 | 88 | 23 | 9 |
1317 | Well, it certainly looks like the one in the picture, although this one’s a bit larger. | 1.3417 | 0.05225 | 120 | 85 | 29 | 6 |
1318 | we should introduce ourselves to the new downstairs neighbors | 1.3417 | 0.05358 | 120 | 86 | 27 | 7 |
1319 | It’s not perfect but it beats quarantine with your parents | 1.3417 | 0.05090 | 120 | 84 | 31 | 5 |
1320 | The elephant is in quarantine. | 1.3417 | 0.05090 | 120 | 84 | 31 | 5 |
1321 | When you asked how I felt about long necks, I assumed we were getting beer. | 1.3417 | 0.05736 | 120 | 89 | 21 | 10 |
1322 | The new normal | 1.3417 | 0.05090 | 120 | 84 | 31 | 5 |
1323 | I don't see a thing and neither do you. | 1.3417 | 0.05090 | 120 | 89 | 23 | 8 |
1324 | Over the phone it sounded like the broker said ‘there’s a draft’, but I don’t think we can fix this with a sweater | 1.3417 | 0.05090 | 120 | 84 | 31 | 5 |
1325 | At least we’re not downstairs | 1.3417 | 0.05487 | 120 | 87 | 25 | 8 |
1326 | I say this IS the better half Susan. | 1.3417 | 0.05358 | 120 | 86 | 27 | 7 |
1327 | I know. I know. He’s been looking for a job for months...but there isn’t much out there for a former Toy Store mascot. | 1.3417 | 0.05613 | 120 | 88 | 23 | 9 |
1328 | I still feel a mask would be appropriate. | 1.3415 | 0.05867 | 123 | 93 | 18 | 12 |
1329 | The condo board will have something to say. | 1.3415 | 0.03230 | 123 | 95 | 22 | 6 |
1330 | Maybe we should buy some plants. | 1.3415 | 0.05394 | 123 | 89 | 26 | 8 |
1331 | It could be worse, at least we’re not on the ground floor. | 1.3415 | 0.05269 | 123 | 88 | 28 | 7 |
1332 | Guess you're not the Biggest Pain in the Neck after all. | 1.3415 | 0.05516 | 123 | 90 | 24 | 9 |
1333 | Well, at least we got the head. | 1.3415 | 0.05269 | 123 | 88 | 28 | 7 |
1334 | Hey, we’ve moved up! We got the eating end this time! | 1.3415 | 0.05010 | 123 | 86 | 32 | 5 |
1335 | I'm rethinking my statement, "I'll put up with anything to live in this city." | 1.3415 | 0.05636 | 123 | 91 | 22 | 10 |
1336 | I knew you’d hate the paintings. | 1.3415 | 0.05394 | 123 | 89 | 26 | 8 |
1337 | At least on this floor we only have to feed it. | 1.3415 | 0.04875 | 123 | 85 | 34 | 4 |
1338 | The good news is that he'll chip in on rent. | 1.3415 | 0.05010 | 123 | 86 | 32 | 5 |
1339 | So the deal is we feed it and the Joneses empty it. | 1.3391 | 0.05368 | 115 | 82 | 27 | 6 |
1340 | This explains the giraffe penis downstairs. | 1.3390 | 0.06280 | 118 | 92 | 12 | 14 |
1341 | You're the one who complained about having to go down two floors to feed him when they're away. | 1.3390 | 0.05923 | 118 | 89 | 18 | 11 |
1342 | This is one of the drawbacks of living above a pet store. | 1.3390 | 0.04847 | 118 | 81 | 34 | 3 |
1343 | I think we've let being good neighbors go a bit too far. | 1.3390 | 0.05674 | 118 | 87 | 22 | 9 |
1344 | You know, I would have given you our Netflix password if you had just asked. | 1.3390 | 0.05923 | 118 | 89 | 18 | 11 |
1345 | I switch it from Animal Planet when they walk him. | 1.3390 | 0.05544 | 118 | 86 | 24 | 8 |
1346 | The PE Behind the New 'Toys-R-Us' Just Moved In Downstairs. | 1.3390 | 0.06280 | 118 | 92 | 12 | 14 |
1347 | I never understood what they meant by concrete jungle.. | 1.3390 | 0.05412 | 118 | 85 | 26 | 7 |
1348 | I guess high ceilings are relative | 1.3390 | 0.04847 | 118 | 81 | 34 | 3 |
1349 | I knew he worked at the Zoo . . . but . . . do you think he's now working at home???? | 1.3390 | 0.05674 | 118 | 87 | 22 | 9 |
1350 | Tell me again how you got the HOA to approve this. | 1.3390 | 0.05277 | 118 | 84 | 28 | 6 |
1351 | What a break. We are on the right end. | 1.3390 | 0.04995 | 118 | 82 | 32 | 4 |
1352 | We only feed it. We could be on the floor below. | 1.3390 | 0.05544 | 118 | 86 | 24 | 8 |
1353 | I told you that hole was there for a reason. | 1.3390 | 0.05544 | 118 | 86 | 24 | 8 |
1354 | I told you not to get the apartment above the Pet Shop | 1.3390 | 0.05277 | 118 | 84 | 28 | 6 |
1355 | We should've just gotten a fish... | 1.3390 | 0.05138 | 118 | 83 | 30 | 5 |
1356 | How do you think Eileen downstairs is doing getting the stains out of her carpet? | 1.3390 | 0.05412 | 118 | 85 | 26 | 7 |
1357 | Spotted lives matter | 1.3390 | 0.05674 | 118 | 87 | 22 | 9 |
1358 | The downstairs neighbor said she was expecting a tall order. | 1.3390 | 0.05544 | 118 | 86 | 24 | 8 |
1359 | Glad they got rid of the T. Rex. | 1.3390 | 0.05544 | 118 | 86 | 24 | 8 |
1360 | That zoo keeper must be working from home. | 1.3390 | 0.04995 | 118 | 82 | 32 | 4 |
1361 | This is why you read the fine print. | 1.3390 | 0.05138 | 118 | 83 | 30 | 5 |
1362 | Can we address the elephant in the room? The giraffe is blocking the TV. | 1.3390 | 0.05674 | 118 | 87 | 22 | 9 |
1363 | I said let’s go with the 25 foot ceilings! | 1.3390 | 0.05674 | 118 | 87 | 22 | 9 |
1364 | At least it’s not a white elephant | 1.3390 | 0.05800 | 118 | 88 | 20 | 10 |
1365 | Is that a GIF? | 1.3390 | 0.05923 | 118 | 89 | 18 | 11 |
1366 | Nothing to see here! | 1.3390 | 0.05277 | 118 | 84 | 28 | 6 |
1367 | Get your own damn TV, Jerry. | 1.3390 | 0.05544 | 118 | 86 | 24 | 8 |
1368 | Yeah but it’s not an elephant. | 1.3390 | 0.05923 | 118 | 89 | 18 | 11 |
1369 | This apartment was subdivided from a Toys-R-Us that went out of business, and Geoffrey never got a new job. | 1.3390 | 0.05544 | 118 | 86 | 24 | 8 |
1370 | Guess the neighbours took it a bit too literally when we said we wanted a heads up if they were having visitors | 1.3390 | 0.05800 | 118 | 88 | 20 | 10 |
1371 | We are using his WiFi. I guess it’s only fair. | 1.3390 | 0.04995 | 118 | 82 | 32 | 4 |
1372 | It’s called modern art. | 1.3390 | 0.05544 | 118 | 86 | 24 | 8 |
1373 | I guess I misheard the downstairs neighbors when they told me about the new carafe for their apartment. | 1.3388 | 0.05449 | 121 | 88 | 25 | 8 |
1374 | ‘I’m afraid the master bedroom is downstairs.’ | 1.3388 | 0.05055 | 121 | 85 | 31 | 5 |
1375 | Well, I guess we're watching 'The Lion King' AGAIN! | 1.3388 | 0.05190 | 121 | 86 | 29 | 6 |
1376 | "Apparently it wasn't the under watering that killed the plants." | 1.3388 | 0.05321 | 121 | 87 | 27 | 7 |
1377 | I hate the therapist's waiting room, everyone think's their problems are bigger than mine. | 1.3388 | 0.05574 | 121 | 89 | 23 | 9 |
1378 | I thought it would liven up the room. | 1.3388 | 0.05055 | 121 | 85 | 31 | 5 |
1379 | The perils of living in the apartment over Toys R Us. | 1.3388 | 0.05321 | 121 | 87 | 27 | 7 |
1380 | I always choose the worst seat at movies. | 1.3388 | 0.05321 | 121 | 87 | 27 | 7 |
1381 | Apparently he's an emotional support animal for the guy in 534. | 1.3388 | 0.05321 | 121 | 87 | 27 | 7 |
1382 | Concierge service is spotty these days: I ordered a silver carafe for coffee, and got a little giraffe from Mali. | 1.3388 | 0.05449 | 121 | 88 | 25 | 8 |
1383 | Could we at least watch CNN instead of Animal Planet tonight? | 1.3388 | 0.04917 | 121 | 84 | 33 | 4 |
1384 | Hmmm. I guess that's why there was a little rug and coffee table there when they showed me the apartment. | 1.3388 | 0.05449 | 121 | 88 | 25 | 8 |
1385 | Could have been worse. We could have gotten the other end. | 1.3388 | 0.05321 | 121 | 87 | 27 | 7 |
1386 | Yes, I checked. It’s in the lease. | 1.3388 | 0.05055 | 121 | 85 | 31 | 5 |
1387 | The surveillance state is getting ridiculous | 1.3388 | 0.05696 | 121 | 90 | 21 | 10 |
1388 | It was either this or no closet space. | 1.3388 | 0.05190 | 121 | 86 | 29 | 6 |
1389 | Well, we have it better than our neighbors downstairs. | 1.3388 | 0.05816 | 121 | 91 | 19 | 11 |
1390 | This whole quarantine pet adoption thing has gone too far. | 1.3388 | 0.05055 | 121 | 85 | 31 | 5 |
1391 | These fake service animals are really getting out of hand | 1.3388 | 0.04775 | 121 | 88 | 27 | 6 |
1392 | It really ties the room together. | 1.3364 | 0.05816 | 110 | 81 | 21 | 8 |
1393 | I’m just saying he should also help with rent | 1.3364 | 0.05671 | 110 | 80 | 23 | 7 |
1394 | It's your turn to walk Spot. | 1.3362 | 0.05736 | 116 | 86 | 21 | 9 |
1395 | I told the coop board we should buy the air rights. | 1.3362 | 0.06115 | 116 | 89 | 15 | 12 |
1396 | Well, I must say I prefer her to the elephant we usually have in the room. | 1.3362 | 0.05329 | 116 | 83 | 27 | 6 |
1397 | I told you so, pets are allowed. | 1.3362 | 0.05187 | 116 | 82 | 29 | 5 |
1398 | Yeah, but we're saving a ton in rent. | 1.3362 | 0.05468 | 116 | 84 | 25 | 7 |
1399 | I thought the downstairs hole would be enough! | 1.3362 | 0.06356 | 116 | 91 | 11 | 14 |
1400 | We should have expected this to happen with a landlord named Noah." | 1.3362 | 0.05736 | 116 | 86 | 21 | 9 |
1401 | It’s a zoo down there! | 1.3362 | 0.05468 | 116 | 84 | 25 | 7 |
1402 | They reopened the zoo, so he decided to shelter at home with the keeper instead | 1.3362 | 0.05468 | 116 | 84 | 25 | 7 |
1403 | I told you not to feed it, now we'll never get rid of it. | 1.3362 | 0.05329 | 116 | 83 | 27 | 6 |
1404 | Either we move to the den, or we do like last night -- you push her head down and I move the sofa. Which is it?" | 1.3362 | 0.05865 | 116 | 87 | 19 | 10 |
1405 | Look on the bright side. We could be living below them. | 1.3362 | 0.05468 | 116 | 84 | 25 | 7 |
1406 | I'll take feeding him over the neighbor's chore downstairs | 1.3362 | 0.05329 | 116 | 83 | 27 | 6 |
1407 | I hope Toys 'R Us gets back into business. | 1.3362 | 0.05604 | 116 | 85 | 23 | 8 |
1408 | It could be worse — the Johnsons have a hippo’s butt sticking out of their wall. | 1.3362 | 0.05604 | 116 | 85 | 23 | 8 |
1409 | This is the second time this week she's left him. | 1.3362 | 0.05329 | 116 | 83 | 27 | 6 |
1410 | I guess we're just going to have to get used to living with this new normal. | 1.3362 | 0.04889 | 116 | 80 | 33 | 3 |
1411 | Who knew the zoo has a social distancing policy as well? | 1.3362 | 0.05736 | 116 | 86 | 21 | 9 |
1412 | Well, other than that, they're really good neighbors. | 1.3362 | 0.05187 | 116 | 82 | 29 | 5 |
1413 | It beats having an elephant. | 1.3362 | 0.06115 | 116 | 89 | 15 | 12 |
1414 | Whoa! How many cookies did I eat?" | 1.3362 | 0.05736 | 116 | 86 | 21 | 9 |
1415 | Do you see that too? Or is it the LSD? | 1.3362 | 0.05865 | 116 | 87 | 19 | 10 |
1416 | I hope to find out how the other half lives | 1.3362 | 0.05259 | 116 | 85 | 24 | 7 |
1417 | Amazing, huh? They have the same number of vertebrae in their necks as us. | 1.3362 | 0.05736 | 116 | 86 | 21 | 9 |
1418 | I think I prefer the elephant. | 1.3362 | 0.05468 | 116 | 84 | 25 | 7 |
1419 | Do you suppose we can teach him to sit? | 1.3362 | 0.05604 | 116 | 85 | 23 | 8 |
1420 | I just don’t think it works as a coffee table, that’s all l’m saying, geeze! | 1.3362 | 0.05865 | 116 | 87 | 19 | 10 |
1421 | You could look at me when I'm talking to you... | 1.3362 | 0.05187 | 116 | 82 | 29 | 5 |
1422 | I had a hole in my life and she filled it. | 1.3362 | 0.05187 | 116 | 82 | 29 | 5 |
1423 | When the “miniature giraffe” you adopted keeps growing. | 1.3362 | 0.05604 | 116 | 85 | 23 | 8 |
1424 | We really need to align our definitions of necking. | 1.3362 | 0.05329 | 116 | 83 | 27 | 6 |
1425 | I knew that Noah guy would be an annoying neighbor. | 1.3362 | 0.05468 | 116 | 84 | 25 | 7 |
1426 | I always tell you that the details ARE important, Brenda | 1.3362 | 0.05468 | 116 | 84 | 25 | 7 |
1427 | Don’t look so shocked dear, you knew this place was a zoo when we signed the lease. | 1.3362 | 0.05991 | 116 | 88 | 17 | 11 |
1428 | He said it was high art. | 1.3362 | 0.06356 | 116 | 91 | 11 | 14 |
1429 | She was supposed to just stop by for coffee and now we’re quarantined | 1.3362 | 0.05468 | 116 | 84 | 25 | 7 |
1430 | No mask. Not social distancing. We better tell him we've been exposed & are quarantining. | 1.3362 | 0.06473 | 116 | 92 | 9 | 15 |
1431 | For rent: 1br/1 ba. Great location, skyline view. Friendly neighbor likes to poke his head in. | 1.3362 | 0.05187 | 116 | 87 | 21 | 8 |
1432 | No one told me necking was allowed in the waiting room. | 1.3362 | 0.05604 | 116 | 85 | 23 | 8 |
1433 | You know those YouTube videos where a guy thinks he’s rescuing a stray dog and it turns out to be a wolf? Well, funny story.... | 1.3362 | 0.05468 | 116 | 84 | 25 | 7 |
1434 | Still, I prefer having this end. | 1.3362 | 0.05468 | 116 | 84 | 25 | 7 |
1435 | Gerald, turn around and check out my quarantine goatee. | 1.3362 | 0.06237 | 116 | 90 | 13 | 13 |
1436 | At some point, we really should discuss this with the people downstairs. | 1.3361 | 0.05240 | 119 | 85 | 28 | 6 |
1437 | I told you that hole would come in handy... | 1.3361 | 0.05102 | 119 | 84 | 30 | 5 |
1438 | Dude, these drugs they gave me are definitely kicking in! | 1.3361 | 0.05102 | 119 | 84 | 30 | 5 |
1439 | I finally realised why this downtown apartment was so inexpensive. | 1.3361 | 0.05240 | 119 | 85 | 28 | 6 |
1440 | So much for being accommodating neighbors. | 1.3361 | 0.04961 | 119 | 83 | 32 | 4 |
1441 | I feel like this giraffe understands Westworld better than us | 1.3361 | 0.05633 | 119 | 88 | 22 | 9 |
1442 | I’ve had it up to here with this guy | 1.3361 | 0.05240 | 119 | 85 | 28 | 6 |
1443 | Isn’t this the basement? | 1.3361 | 0.05240 | 119 | 85 | 28 | 6 |
1444 | All this to watch Tiger King? | 1.3361 | 0.05891 | 122 | 93 | 17 | 12 |
1445 | I start feeling sorry for us until I think of what the apartment below must look like. | 1.3333 | 0.05664 | 114 | 84 | 22 | 8 |
1446 | Hey, we may have to feed it, but downstairs they have to clean up the droppings. | 1.3333 | 0.05150 | 117 | 83 | 29 | 5 |
1447 | If she turns around, act, don't gasp. Matilda is sensitive about her height. | 1.3333 | 0.05526 | 114 | 83 | 24 | 7 |
1448 | Shit! Can you imagine being at the bottom floor? | 1.3333 | 0.06554 | 114 | 91 | 8 | 15 |
1449 | We better be careful. It could be a Trojan giraffe. | 1.3333 | 0.05664 | 114 | 84 | 22 | 8 |
1450 | I think my downstairs neighbor is giving me a heads up. | 1.3333 | 0.05822 | 117 | 88 | 19 | 10 |
1451 | I got tired of the thumping. | 1.3333 | 0.05291 | 117 | 84 | 27 | 6 |
1452 | Okay, let's go over it one more time. You'll say, "Hey, is that a penny?!" and I'll move the couch... | 1.3333 | 0.05563 | 117 | 86 | 23 | 8 |
1453 | I guess the elephant’s on vacation. | 1.3333 | 0.05291 | 117 | 84 | 27 | 6 |
1454 | The unit with the top half was more, but I figured it was worth it. | 1.3333 | 0.05237 | 114 | 81 | 28 | 5 |
1455 | I said there wasn’t enough room in this apartment, not ruminants. | 1.3333 | 0.05563 | 117 | 86 | 23 | 8 |
1456 | We really should rethink our open floor policy. | 1.3333 | 0.05526 | 114 | 83 | 24 | 7 |
1457 | Well..looked much smaller in its profile picture | 1.3333 | 0.06313 | 114 | 89 | 12 | 13 |
1458 | Look darling, nature is slowly creeping back into our lives. | 1.3333 | 0.05664 | 114 | 84 | 22 | 8 |
1459 | We were first thinking coffee table but then went for the coat rack. | 1.3333 | 0.05237 | 114 | 81 | 28 | 5 |
1460 | Remember, our issues stay out of the bedroom. | 1.3333 | 0.05800 | 114 | 85 | 20 | 9 |
1461 | That's the downside of these Trump Tower apartments--the ceilings aren't as high as advertised. | 1.3304 | 0.05485 | 115 | 84 | 24 | 7 |
1462 | Do you want to talk about the Girafe in the room? | 1.3304 | 0.05439 | 112 | 81 | 25 | 6 |
1463 | Our Realtor sucks. | 1.3304 | 0.05727 | 112 | 83 | 21 | 8 |
1464 | Renting out some space to our downstairs neighbor really helps offset our rent. | 1.3304 | 0.05439 | 112 | 81 | 25 | 6 |
1465 | Where there's a will, there's a way. | 1.3304 | 0.06391 | 112 | 88 | 11 | 13 |
1466 | To almost everyone's suprise, they took the Yorkville studio-with-giraffe instead of the one-bedroom-with-wildebeest downtown, saying that proximity to the subway was the deciding factor. | 1.3304 | 0.05585 | 112 | 82 | 23 | 7 |
1467 | Usually,it's the elephant in the room. | 1.3304 | 0.05439 | 112 | 81 | 25 | 6 |
1468 | I knew it ! This IS a giraffe-friendly building. | 1.3304 | 0.05727 | 112 | 83 | 21 | 8 |
1469 | Oh, this is much better than the downstairs couch. | 1.3304 | 0.05439 | 112 | 81 | 25 | 6 |
1470 | They want us switch her back to the dry food. | 1.3304 | 0.05585 | 112 | 82 | 23 | 7 |
1471 | It's a good deal. We have to feed him, but downstairs has to clean up the mess. | 1.3304 | 0.05585 | 112 | 82 | 23 | 7 |
1472 | We sold the air rights. | 1.3304 | 0.04976 | 112 | 83 | 23 | 6 |
1473 | You really can get anything off of Amazon these days. | 1.3304 | 0.05135 | 112 | 79 | 29 | 4 |
1474 | You're right - we should have gotten the sectional. | 1.3304 | 0.05585 | 112 | 82 | 23 | 7 |
1475 | I told you anything below the penthouse was going to be a zoo! | 1.3304 | 0.05866 | 112 | 84 | 19 | 9 |
1476 | The folks downstairs don't understand boundaries. | 1.3304 | 0.05727 | 112 | 83 | 21 | 8 |
1477 | I miss addressing the elephant in the room. | 1.3304 | 0.05135 | 112 | 79 | 29 | 4 |
1478 | Well, at least it is not a political animal. | 1.3304 | 0.05727 | 112 | 83 | 21 | 8 |
1479 | I'm just glad we got the top half. | 1.3304 | 0.04894 | 112 | 80 | 28 | 4 |
1480 | Well, if we can't go outside... | 1.3304 | 0.05135 | 112 | 79 | 29 | 4 |
1481 | - I was expecting something different when you said close your eyes and count to five. | 1.3304 | 0.05727 | 112 | 83 | 21 | 8 |
1482 | Ignore that. They’re just trying to get me to sell so they can duplex up. | 1.3304 | 0.05727 | 112 | 83 | 21 | 8 |
1483 | Oh you meant “Neckflix” and chill....... | 1.3304 | 0.05585 | 112 | 82 | 23 | 7 |
1484 | In this therapy session, we will address the Giraffe in the room. | 1.3304 | 0.05135 | 112 | 79 | 29 | 4 |
1485 | To be fair, we only asked about how loud, not tall, the downstairs neighbors were. | 1.3304 | 0.05289 | 112 | 80 | 27 | 5 |
1486 | On the positive side, the landlord has addressed the elephant in the room | 1.3304 | 0.05439 | 112 | 81 | 25 | 6 |
1487 | Hey, I’m the lucky one. I only have to feed him” | 1.3286 | 0.07258 | 70 | 52 | 13 | 5 |
1488 | Do we have to disclose our emotional support animal to the landlord? | 1.3276 | 0.05445 | 116 | 85 | 24 | 7 |
1489 | I told you it always sounds like a zoo down there. | 1.3274 | 0.05250 | 113 | 81 | 27 | 5 |
1490 | Turn round when I'm talking to you | 1.3274 | 0.04940 | 113 | 79 | 31 | 3 |
1491 | The tenants downstairs are animals. | 1.3274 | 0.05543 | 113 | 83 | 23 | 7 |
1492 | The reception is a bit spotty. | 1.3274 | 0.05543 | 113 | 83 | 23 | 7 |
1493 | Maybe we could just move the couch? | 1.3274 | 0.04940 | 113 | 79 | 31 | 3 |
1494 | It’s easy to ignore the little negatives when it’s rent controlled. | 1.3274 | 0.05250 | 113 | 81 | 27 | 5 |
1495 | I heard her tell the super that it's illegal to ask what her disability is | 1.3274 | 0.05399 | 113 | 82 | 25 | 6 |
1496 | It’s nice dating someone whose not allergic to giraffes. | 1.3274 | 0.05543 | 113 | 83 | 23 | 7 |
1497 | When I signed up for ‘Sponsor-An-Animal,’ I only expected a pamphlet. | 1.3274 | 0.05543 | 113 | 83 | 23 | 7 |
1498 | He could have at least brought a mask | 1.3274 | 0.05399 | 113 | 82 | 25 | 6 |
1499 | She’s really shattered the giraffe ceiling. | 1.3274 | 0.05399 | 113 | 82 | 25 | 6 |
1500 | I thought ‘Zoo York’ was just a saying. | 1.3274 | 0.03429 | 113 | 86 | 23 | 4 |
1501 | Did we have to put that hole right in front of the TV? | 1.3273 | 0.05792 | 110 | 82 | 20 | 8 |
1502 | I think I still prefer abstact to pseudo-realism. | 1.3273 | 0.05184 | 110 | 78 | 28 | 4 |
1503 | Next time, let's read all of the co op bylaws. | 1.3269 | 0.06025 | 104 | 78 | 18 | 8 |
1504 | This is going to mess with the Roomba. | 1.3243 | 0.05602 | 111 | 82 | 22 | 7 |
1505 | Don't worry, babe. A little tinsel, some flashing lights, and a star on top, and nobody will ever notice! | 1.3243 | 0.05602 | 111 | 82 | 22 | 7 |
1506 | Well, she's quiet and the easement helps with the rent. | 1.3243 | 0.04816 | 111 | 77 | 32 | 2 |
1507 | Makes him easier to pet | 1.3243 | 0.05454 | 111 | 81 | 24 | 6 |
1508 | Nice! We got the good end. We can feed him all we want and not worry. | 1.3243 | 0.05747 | 111 | 83 | 20 | 8 |
1509 | It happens every time David Attenborough is on TV. | 1.3243 | 0.05145 | 111 | 79 | 28 | 4 |
1510 | I guess 'zooplex' wasn't a typo. | 1.3243 | 0.05302 | 111 | 80 | 26 | 5 |
1511 | His sister is on Animal Kingdom. | 1.3243 | 0.05145 | 111 | 79 | 28 | 4 |
1512 | Our marriage is so abnormal, we can’t even have an elephant in the room. | 1.3243 | 0.05602 | 111 | 82 | 22 | 7 |
1513 | So much for that cheap AirB&B "near the zoo". | 1.3243 | 0.05602 | 111 | 82 | 22 | 7 |
1514 | She loves David Attenborough | 1.3243 | 0.05302 | 111 | 80 | 26 | 5 |
1515 | I got him at Pottery Barn. | 1.3243 | 0.05145 | 111 | 79 | 28 | 4 |
1516 | I could't say no. Downstairs claims it's a comfort animal. | 1.3243 | 0.05454 | 111 | 81 | 24 | 6 |
1517 | Very Afrocentric. | 1.3243 | 0.04984 | 111 | 78 | 30 | 3 |
1518 | We should have just gotten the dog. | 1.3243 | 0.05454 | 111 | 81 | 24 | 6 |
1519 | I was as surprised as anyone that the zoo let me work from home. | 1.3243 | 0.05454 | 111 | 81 | 24 | 6 |
1520 | Oh, that’s what that hole is for | 1.3243 | 0.05302 | 111 | 80 | 26 | 5 |
1521 | Our friends will call this a tall story. | 1.3243 | 0.05065 | 111 | 81 | 25 | 5 |
1522 | He never misses The View. | 1.3243 | 0.05602 | 111 | 82 | 22 | 7 |
1523 | We really need to talk about the elephant in the room. | 1.3243 | 0.05454 | 111 | 81 | 24 | 6 |
1524 | Next time have our lawyer read the lease. | 1.3243 | 0.05454 | 111 | 81 | 24 | 6 |
1525 | Do you think that the six feet rule applies vertically? | 1.3243 | 0.05602 | 111 | 82 | 22 | 7 |
1526 | I knew there had to be a reason this apartment was such a deal. | 1.3243 | 0.05302 | 111 | 80 | 26 | 5 |
1527 | I thought the realtor said draft | 1.3243 | 0.05602 | 111 | 82 | 22 | 7 |
1528 | Quarantine day 501: Woah this nature documentary is so real. | 1.3243 | 0.05145 | 111 | 79 | 28 | 4 |
1529 | I told you we should have asked what that hole was for on the walkthrough. | 1.3243 | 0.05454 | 111 | 81 | 24 | 6 |
1530 | He's only there until the penthouse frees up. | 1.3243 | 0.05747 | 111 | 83 | 20 | 8 |
1531 | Just because they’re on sale doesn’t mean you have to buy it” | 1.3243 | 0.05888 | 111 | 84 | 18 | 9 |
1532 | ‘Tall Lives Matter’ but she can’t even wear a mask? geez! | 1.3243 | 0.05145 | 111 | 79 | 28 | 4 |
1533 | Now I see why getting a loft above the zoo was so much cheaper. | 1.3243 | 0.05888 | 111 | 84 | 18 | 9 |
1534 | I don't have any problem with him joining us, but hey, at least wear a mask. | 1.3243 | 0.05454 | 111 | 81 | 24 | 6 |
1535 | I feed it and the guy in the rent controlled apartment downstairs does the cleaning up. | 1.3241 | 0.05708 | 108 | 80 | 21 | 7 |
1536 | I told you he was high maintenance. | 1.3235 | 0.05425 | 102 | 73 | 25 | 4 |
1537 | I guess the flood is starting? | 1.3235 | 0.05772 | 102 | 75 | 21 | 6 |
1538 | I forget, is he ours or the neighbors'? | 1.3214 | 0.05560 | 112 | 83 | 22 | 7 |
1539 | He pays my cable bill and he only pops his head up once a week for Meet the Press. | 1.3214 | 0.05107 | 112 | 80 | 28 | 4 |
1540 | Behold the giraffe who only makes progress when he sticks his neck out. | 1.3214 | 0.05107 | 112 | 80 | 28 | 4 |
1541 | That reminds me, the people upstairs said they're getting an ostrich. | 1.3214 | 0.05842 | 112 | 85 | 18 | 9 |
1542 | Even though this apartment is a zoo the landlord still pops his head in to check on me. | 1.3214 | 0.06494 | 112 | 90 | 8 | 14 |
1543 | The thing is, if we cover the hole up, what would we talk about? | 1.3214 | 0.05107 | 112 | 80 | 28 | 4 |
1544 | well it’s better than the stripper pole... | 1.3214 | 0.05413 | 112 | 82 | 24 | 6 |
1545 | You bet giraffe I’m moving out after this pandemic. | 1.3214 | 0.06111 | 112 | 87 | 14 | 11 |
1546 | I knew we should have questioned the "floor hole non-negotiable" on the lease. | 1.3214 | 0.05262 | 112 | 81 | 26 | 5 |
1547 | ‘So it wasn’t just termites. Doesn’t mean you’re right about everything.’ | 1.3211 | 0.05512 | 109 | 80 | 23 | 6 |
1548 | We need to start looking for a new apartment. This place is a zoo. | 1.3211 | 0.05664 | 109 | 81 | 21 | 7 |
1549 | When you're on the condo board, you can get all kinds of exemptions. | 1.3211 | 0.05664 | 109 | 81 | 21 | 7 |
1550 | Maybe we'd better keep the lion in the bedroom | 1.3211 | 0.05512 | 109 | 80 | 23 | 6 |
1551 | Uh-oh, I keep my head in the air and now I can't see my feet on the ground. | 1.3211 | 0.06502 | 109 | 87 | 9 | 13 |
1552 | I guess we’ll have to rethink the coffee table. | 1.3211 | 0.05664 | 109 | 81 | 21 | 7 |
1553 | Yo! You're blocking the TV! | 1.3211 | 0.05028 | 109 | 77 | 29 | 3 |
1554 | I told you it mattered what floor we lived on. | 1.3211 | 0.05355 | 109 | 79 | 25 | 5 |
1555 | So it turns out the little person downstairs got an exemption for a support animal | 1.3211 | 0.05512 | 109 | 80 | 23 | 6 |
1556 | The neighbors are up. | 1.3211 | 0.04856 | 109 | 76 | 31 | 2 |
1557 | What do you think he did to the elephant? | 1.3211 | 0.05512 | 109 | 80 | 23 | 6 |
1558 | My pet is not as bad as your paintings. | 1.3211 | 0.05956 | 109 | 83 | 17 | 9 |
1559 | We get to feed it. THEY have to walk it. | 1.3211 | 0.05355 | 109 | 79 | 25 | 5 |
1560 | If it wasn’t for that we could have a coffee table! | 1.3211 | 0.05812 | 109 | 82 | 19 | 8 |
1561 | I’m gonna stick my neck out here and guess the guy below is violating the Condo board’s No Pet rule. | 1.3211 | 0.05355 | 109 | 79 | 25 | 5 |
1562 | I wish we could watch something besides Animal Planet. | 1.3211 | 0.05956 | 109 | 83 | 17 | 9 |
1563 | The elephant had the day off. | 1.3211 | 0.05664 | 109 | 81 | 21 | 7 |
1564 | I'm grateful we're not on the ground floor. | 1.3211 | 0.06502 | 109 | 87 | 9 | 13 |
1565 | I really want to touch it. | 1.3211 | 0.05812 | 109 | 82 | 19 | 8 |
1566 | Well, we ARE using his HBOMax account after all. | 1.3211 | 0.05512 | 109 | 80 | 23 | 6 |
1567 | Is this your idea of a staycation safari? | 1.3211 | 0.05028 | 109 | 77 | 29 | 3 |
1568 | These Ken Burns documentaries are really captivating. | 1.3211 | 0.05355 | 109 | 79 | 25 | 5 |
1569 | Look honey, Your mother came over again. | 1.3211 | 0.05664 | 109 | 81 | 21 | 7 |
1570 | As I was saying, nothing surprises me anymore. | 1.3211 | 0.05664 | 109 | 81 | 21 | 7 |
1571 | Climate change is real | 1.3211 | 0.05028 | 109 | 77 | 29 | 3 |
1572 | I told you ceiling height mattered. | 1.3211 | 0.05512 | 109 | 80 | 23 | 6 |
1573 | But, we live on the ground floor. | 1.3205 | 0.06703 | 78 | 58 | 15 | 5 |
1574 | OMG! I haven't seen her since we were in The Far Side together. | 1.3204 | 0.05888 | 103 | 77 | 19 | 7 |
1575 | Maybe we should turn off the Nature channel? | 1.3204 | 0.05202 | 103 | 73 | 27 | 3 |
1576 | It’s not so bad. I know you hate to waste food, and we always have leftover salad. | 1.3182 | 0.05766 | 110 | 83 | 19 | 8 |
1577 | That' it. I'm asking the super if I can have an "emotional support" cheetah. | 1.3182 | 0.05314 | 110 | 80 | 25 | 5 |
1578 | Wouldn't it be easier just to move the TV? | 1.3182 | 0.05949 | 88 | 64 | 20 | 4 |
1579 | You know, now I feel like the zebra would have fit the rest of the decor better. | 1.3182 | 0.05155 | 110 | 79 | 27 | 4 |
1580 | This works, but where are we going to put the elephant? | 1.3178 | 0.05727 | 107 | 80 | 20 | 7 |
1581 | Service animal... | 1.3178 | 0.06313 | 107 | 84 | 12 | 11 |
1582 | I spend a lot on houseplants, but at least the guy downstairs gives me free fertilizer. | 1.3178 | 0.05410 | 107 | 78 | 24 | 5 |
1583 | Is it too late to change my vote on allowing pets? | 1.3178 | 0.05245 | 107 | 77 | 26 | 4 |
1584 | I don't mind this so much. It's the floor hole in the bathroom that's a little creepy. | 1.3178 | 0.05571 | 107 | 79 | 22 | 6 |
1585 | I thought the exterminator said he got them all. | 1.3178 | 0.05410 | 107 | 78 | 24 | 5 |
1586 | Right, 'long necks,' hon. I meant beer, okay? | 1.3178 | 0.05879 | 107 | 81 | 18 | 8 |
1587 | I've had worse neighbors. | 1.3178 | 0.05727 | 107 | 80 | 20 | 7 |
1588 | At least we don't need to worry if he's house-broken. | 1.3178 | 0.05727 | 107 | 80 | 20 | 7 |
1589 | Well, the mailbox for 1A says "G. Raff." | 1.3178 | 0.05410 | 107 | 78 | 24 | 5 |
1590 | We always said, "We want neighbors who feel they can pop by un-announced." | 1.3178 | 0.05727 | 107 | 80 | 20 | 7 |
1591 | Well, yeah, but the bottom half's the other guy's problem | 1.3178 | 0.05879 | 107 | 81 | 18 | 8 |
1592 | Actually, he's so quiet you hardly know he's there. | 1.3178 | 0.05727 | 107 | 80 | 20 | 7 |
1593 | I cook. But at least I don’t have to clean. | 1.3178 | 0.05727 | 107 | 80 | 20 | 7 |
1594 | It escaped from the zoom. | 1.3178 | 0.05571 | 107 | 79 | 22 | 6 |
1595 | Do you think this will help us ignore the elephant? | 1.3178 | 0.05410 | 107 | 78 | 24 | 5 |
1596 | I've been quarantined long enough. | 1.3178 | 0.05727 | 107 | 80 | 20 | 7 |
1597 | Yeah, but she's quiet and uses the other bathroom. | 1.3178 | 0.05571 | 107 | 79 | 22 | 6 |
1598 | You’re right. It’s better facing away. | 1.3178 | 0.04806 | 107 | 82 | 19 | 6 |
1599 | Well I guess that solves the mystery of the hole in the floor. | 1.3178 | 0.05410 | 107 | 78 | 24 | 5 |
1600 | On the other hand, he is the quietest roommate we've ever had. | 1.3178 | 0.05727 | 107 | 80 | 20 | 7 |
1601 | Although we did allow him to live in our basement, now he's really taking advantage. | 1.3178 | 0.05410 | 107 | 78 | 24 | 5 |
1602 | Their kids' home learning packets include the field trips. | 1.3178 | 0.05571 | 107 | 79 | 22 | 6 |
1603 | Well, at least he doesn't shed. | 1.3178 | 0.04713 | 107 | 74 | 32 | 1 |
1604 | I agreed they could get a giraffe if I could play my drums at 2am. | 1.3178 | 0.06027 | 107 | 82 | 16 | 9 |
1605 | He'll grow out of it. | 1.3178 | 0.05571 | 107 | 79 | 22 | 6 |
1606 | The virus doesn't come with spots, so we're good. | 1.3178 | 0.05410 | 107 | 78 | 24 | 5 |
1607 | OK, but at least we got the end you feed. | 1.3178 | 0.05571 | 107 | 79 | 22 | 6 |
1608 | I thought sharing an animal would be fun. | 1.3178 | 0.05410 | 107 | 78 | 24 | 5 |
1609 | I guess we better get a few Acacia plants for the living room.. | 1.3178 | 0.05727 | 107 | 80 | 20 | 7 |
1610 | Well, then, you try to find an apartment at this price in the City. | 1.3178 | 0.05727 | 107 | 80 | 20 | 7 |
1611 | So I said to them, hey, I don't have any problem with pets. | 1.3178 | 0.05410 | 107 | 78 | 24 | 5 |
1612 | He's still better than our old neighbor. | 1.3178 | 0.05879 | 107 | 81 | 18 | 8 |
1613 | Look at the bright side...we only have to feed him. | 1.3178 | 0.05410 | 107 | 78 | 24 | 5 |
1614 | We shoulda taken the apartment with cathedral ceiling | 1.3178 | 0.04897 | 107 | 75 | 30 | 2 |
1615 | Well, at least it blocks the anaconda hole. | 1.3178 | 0.05879 | 107 | 81 | 18 | 8 |
1616 | If we feed him, then the downstairs neighbors will definitely know we’re home. | 1.3178 | 0.05727 | 107 | 80 | 20 | 7 |
1617 | I thought you said you wanted to live in Great Neck - not with one. | 1.3178 | 0.05879 | 107 | 81 | 18 | 8 |
1618 | Well, at least now we can't fall through. | 1.3178 | 0.05410 | 107 | 78 | 24 | 5 |
1619 | The neighbors below are requesting a low fiber diet. | 1.3178 | 0.04522 | 107 | 78 | 26 | 3 |
1620 | They are only fostering him through the pandemic | 1.3178 | 0.04986 | 107 | 78 | 25 | 4 |
1621 | She really does go so well with our design aesthetic. | 1.3178 | 0.05245 | 107 | 77 | 26 | 4 |
1622 | The lease says no large pets. | 1.3178 | 0.05727 | 107 | 80 | 20 | 7 |
1623 | Just remember, fifteen percent off on the rent. | 1.3178 | 0.05571 | 107 | 79 | 22 | 6 |
1624 | Refreshing to finally have a meaningful discussion with someone who has a different view of the world. | 1.3178 | 0.05879 | 107 | 81 | 18 | 8 |
1625 | On the plus side it's the benefits of a pet without the mess | 1.3178 | 0.05727 | 107 | 80 | 20 | 7 |
1626 | We'll have to move the couch... | 1.3178 | 0.05074 | 107 | 81 | 20 | 6 |
1627 | Down in front, please. | 1.3178 | 0.05727 | 107 | 80 | 20 | 7 |
1628 | We need a manhole cover | 1.3178 | 0.05727 | 107 | 80 | 20 | 7 |
1629 | She's the president of our HOA, she doesn't have cable, and she can do what she wants. | 1.3178 | 0.05074 | 107 | 76 | 28 | 3 |
1630 | I told you subletting would help us get ahead. | 1.3178 | 0.05410 | 107 | 78 | 24 | 5 |
1631 | I don't want to spend another night inside, staring at neckflix. | 1.3178 | 0.06027 | 107 | 82 | 16 | 9 |
1632 | How much do we save sharing the cable subscription? | 1.3178 | 0.05245 | 107 | 77 | 26 | 4 |
1633 | NEVER order a coffee table on line again! | 1.3178 | 0.05245 | 107 | 77 | 26 | 4 |
1634 | We should move the couch | 1.3178 | 0.05727 | 107 | 80 | 20 | 7 |
1635 | Never agree to an easement. | 1.3178 | 0.05245 | 107 | 77 | 26 | 4 |
1636 | I questioned buying the unit above Joe Exotic. | 1.3178 | 0.05879 | 107 | 81 | 18 | 8 |
1637 | That’s why it’s called a high-rise apartment. | 1.3178 | 0.05410 | 107 | 78 | 24 | 5 |
1638 | This service animal thing is getting out of hand | 1.3178 | 0.05245 | 107 | 77 | 26 | 4 |
1639 | Maybe we should have gone for the place with the shower in the kitchen. | 1.3178 | 0.06027 | 107 | 82 | 16 | 9 |
1640 | You're right. The hippo would have been the better choice for a coffee table. | 1.3178 | 0.05879 | 107 | 81 | 18 | 8 |
1641 | I told you we shouldn't rent an apartment above a taxidermy shop! | 1.3178 | 0.05571 | 107 | 79 | 22 | 6 |
1642 | I get a discount on the rent, but not as much as the tenant in the apartment below. | 1.3178 | 0.05727 | 107 | 80 | 20 | 7 |
1643 | We're a foster family until the Zoo reopens. | 1.3178 | 0.05410 | 107 | 78 | 24 | 5 |
1644 | He's a nicer neighbor than the hippos upstairs. | 1.3178 | 0.05245 | 107 | 77 | 26 | 4 |
1645 | Enjoy it. Next month, we get his bottom. | 1.3178 | 0.05727 | 107 | 80 | 20 | 7 |
1646 | I've always wanted a pet I didn't have to clean up after. | 1.3178 | 0.05245 | 107 | 77 | 26 | 4 |
1647 | I feed it when they're away. | 1.3178 | 0.05727 | 107 | 80 | 20 | 7 |
1648 | I expected the elephant in the room but not a giraffe. | 1.3178 | 0.05410 | 107 | 78 | 24 | 5 |
1649 | I’m happy to talk about it, but first I’d like to discuss the elephant in the room. | 1.3178 | 0.05649 | 107 | 82 | 17 | 8 |
1650 | If you think this a problem now, wait till he grows up. | 1.3178 | 0.05571 | 107 | 79 | 22 | 6 |
1651 | It's unfair that we have to feed it, but we definitely got the better half... | 1.3178 | 0.05727 | 107 | 80 | 20 | 7 |
1652 | Who says you can't ignore the giraffe in the room? | 1.3178 | 0.05879 | 107 | 81 | 18 | 8 |
1653 | Maybe we just give her our Netflix password? | 1.3178 | 0.05245 | 107 | 77 | 26 | 4 |
1654 | I wouldn't go downstairs for a while. I gave him some bean chili for lunch today. | 1.3178 | 0.05879 | 107 | 81 | 18 | 8 |
1655 | They did mention that they were disappointed that the ceilings weren’t higher. | 1.3178 | 0.05571 | 107 | 79 | 22 | 6 |
1656 | Ignore him. He's just being nosy. | 1.3178 | 0.05727 | 107 | 80 | 20 | 7 |
1657 | This isn’t what I meant by ‘split-level.’ | 1.3178 | 0.05571 | 107 | 79 | 22 | 6 |
1658 | The whole reason we made you a key is so that you’d stop coming in through the living room | 1.3178 | 0.05571 | 107 | 79 | 22 | 6 |
1659 | i told you the new neighbors were animals | 1.3178 | 0.05074 | 107 | 76 | 28 | 3 |
1660 | I told you it’s a zoo down there! | 1.3178 | 0.05571 | 107 | 79 | 22 | 6 |
1661 | Hun, should we move the couch or the tv? | 1.3178 | 0.05571 | 107 | 79 | 22 | 6 |
1662 | We really must discuss the giraffe in the room. | 1.3178 | 0.05571 | 107 | 79 | 22 | 6 |
1663 | So the zoo extended their Work From Home policy again? | 1.3178 | 0.05410 | 107 | 78 | 24 | 5 |
1664 | The realtor say this place was known for party animals. | 1.3178 | 0.05245 | 107 | 77 | 26 | 4 |
1665 | He just drops by when he’s in our neck of the woods. | 1.3178 | 0.05571 | 107 | 79 | 22 | 6 |
1666 | I can’t wait until they open restaurants, movies, and zoos again | 1.3178 | 0.05727 | 107 | 80 | 20 | 7 |
1667 | Should have gone with the skylight. | 1.3178 | 0.05245 | 107 | 77 | 26 | 4 |
1668 | Its not THAT awkward darling, we can see the screen fine | 1.3178 | 0.05571 | 107 | 79 | 22 | 6 |
1669 | ‘If you can deal with the low ceilings it’s a great apartment’ | 1.3178 | 0.05245 | 107 | 77 | 26 | 4 |
1670 | Honey, this 5D television is a bit too real, don’t you think? | 1.3178 | 0.05410 | 107 | 83 | 16 | 8 |
1671 | This wasn’t in the floor plan | 1.3178 | 0.05245 | 107 | 77 | 26 | 4 |
1672 | Guess that explains the giraffe ass downstairs | 1.3178 | 0.06027 | 107 | 82 | 16 | 9 |
1673 | I’m glad we have this end... | 1.3178 | 0.05074 | 107 | 76 | 28 | 3 |
1674 | Do you think it’s six feet away? | 1.3178 | 0.05245 | 107 | 77 | 26 | 4 |
1675 | Glad we got that hole in the floor filled | 1.3178 | 0.05727 | 107 | 80 | 20 | 7 |
1676 | When Toys R Us went broke I got a great deal on Geoffrey. I mostly keep him downstairs. | 1.3173 | 0.05840 | 104 | 78 | 19 | 7 |
1677 | It's not as bad as when the elephant lived upstairs... | 1.3173 | 0.05511 | 104 | 76 | 23 | 5 |
1678 | Luckily, I just have to feed him. | 1.3173 | 0.05511 | 104 | 76 | 23 | 5 |
1679 | I guess we should have specified ‘social distancing’ in our lease agreement. | 1.3173 | 0.05339 | 104 | 75 | 25 | 4 |
1680 | I'm more worried that she WILL find someone. | 1.3163 | 0.05728 | 98 | 72 | 21 | 5 |
1681 | I’m glad we’re not in the apartment below. All we have to do is feed her. | 1.3148 | 0.05204 | 108 | 78 | 26 | 4 |
1682 | Sorry, I told them to keep it down when I have company. | 1.3148 | 0.05978 | 108 | 83 | 16 | 9 |
1683 | I thought the word 'duplex' was just an oversight in the lease. | 1.3148 | 0.05527 | 108 | 80 | 22 | 6 |
1684 | So we feed it, downstairs is going to clean it. Should only be until things are back to normal. | 1.3148 | 0.05204 | 108 | 78 | 26 | 4 |
1685 | We did ask for Savannah style. | 1.3148 | 0.05831 | 108 | 82 | 18 | 8 |
1686 | How did I not notice this on the lease? | 1.3148 | 0.05831 | 108 | 82 | 18 | 8 |
1687 | Sorry guys, my TV is not working. | 1.3148 | 0.05368 | 108 | 79 | 24 | 5 |
1688 | On the bright side, imagine what the tenants downstairs are staring at right now. | 1.3143 | 0.05792 | 105 | 79 | 19 | 7 |
1689 | Does he have to watch 'The View' every day with us? | 1.3143 | 0.05948 | 105 | 80 | 17 | 8 |
1690 | Let's switch to another mammal. | 1.3143 | 0.05631 | 105 | 78 | 21 | 6 |
1691 | I thought this was a high rise? | 1.3143 | 0.05631 | 105 | 78 | 21 | 6 |
1692 | Just in time, too: we had clearly run out of things to say about the elephant. | 1.3143 | 0.04938 | 105 | 74 | 29 | 2 |
1693 | I hear the ground floor is shit. | 1.3143 | 0.05948 | 105 | 80 | 17 | 8 |
1694 | Thank God, dinosaurs are extinct. | 1.3143 | 0.05631 | 105 | 78 | 21 | 6 |
1695 | At least he's quiet. | 1.3143 | 0.05466 | 105 | 77 | 23 | 5 |
1696 | Sit, Spot. Sit! | 1.3143 | 0.05631 | 105 | 83 | 13 | 9 |
1697 | The lease allows us 1/4 of a pet. | 1.3143 | 0.05466 | 105 | 77 | 23 | 5 |
1698 | The Airbnb’s note wasn’t specific about the floor-to-ceiling views. | 1.3143 | 0.05631 | 105 | 78 | 21 | 6 |
1699 | I'm not saying you're a liar, but I don't know how else all our plants could just vanish. | 1.3143 | 0.05631 | 105 | 78 | 21 | 6 |
1700 | So we're saving the elephant for next week? | 1.3143 | 0.05120 | 105 | 75 | 27 | 3 |
1701 | You think maybe it’s time to watch something besides National Geographic? | 1.3143 | 0.05631 | 105 | 78 | 21 | 6 |
1702 | I thought we couldn't have pets. | 1.3143 | 0.05466 | 105 | 77 | 23 | 5 |
1703 | Could be worse. There could be an elephant in the room! | 1.3143 | 0.05948 | 105 | 80 | 17 | 8 |
1704 | I think the apartment below got the bad end of this... | 1.3143 | 0.05631 | 105 | 78 | 21 | 6 |
1705 | Holy shit that's a giraffe | 1.3143 | 0.05792 | 105 | 79 | 19 | 7 |
1706 | Did the kid downstairs understand what you meant when you asked him to clean out the pet box once a day for $2? | 1.3143 | 0.05120 | 105 | 75 | 27 | 3 |
1707 | The landlord says it’s a support animal for the lady downstairs. | 1.3143 | 0.05631 | 105 | 78 | 21 | 6 |
1708 | Because the down stair neighbors don't get Animal Planet. | 1.3143 | 0.06100 | 105 | 81 | 15 | 9 |
1709 | At least we got the best part. | 1.3143 | 0.05120 | 105 | 75 | 27 | 3 |
1710 | What's amazing is that he lives two floors below us. | 1.3143 | 0.05792 | 105 | 79 | 19 | 7 |
1711 | Well, it’s only for 14 days. | 1.3143 | 0.05296 | 105 | 76 | 25 | 4 |
1712 | All I said is, "Sure, I could help out a neighbor". | 1.3143 | 0.05296 | 105 | 76 | 25 | 4 |
1713 | Would it have killed them to put four holes in the floor? | 1.3143 | 0.05792 | 105 | 79 | 19 | 7 |
1714 | After we feed her we need to warn the folks down below. | 1.3143 | 0.05466 | 105 | 77 | 23 | 5 |
1715 | The rent’s great, so I just ordered matching drapes.” | 1.3143 | 0.05631 | 105 | 78 | 21 | 6 |
1716 | The condo board said we had some new neighbors from overseas. | 1.3143 | 0.04749 | 105 | 73 | 31 | 1 |
1717 | Make sure the ficus is out of reach. | 1.3143 | 0.05466 | 105 | 77 | 23 | 5 |
1718 | He didn’t want to leave, so they just built around him. | 1.3143 | 0.05466 | 105 | 77 | 23 | 5 |
1719 | The ficus, too? | 1.3143 | 0.05466 | 105 | 77 | 23 | 5 |
1720 | when they said they were getting a pet,I just thought a dog or a cat. | 1.3143 | 0.04938 | 105 | 74 | 29 | 2 |
1721 | I still miss the bearskin rug | 1.3143 | 0.05466 | 105 | 77 | 23 | 5 |
1722 | I won’t mention it if you don’t. | 1.3143 | 0.05631 | 105 | 78 | 21 | 6 |
1723 | The agent promised it was a floor-through apartment | 1.3143 | 0.05296 | 105 | 76 | 25 | 4 |
1724 | Well, we got him to sit. | 1.3143 | 0.05792 | 105 | 79 | 19 | 7 |
1725 | So this is what the broker meant by "floor-through." | 1.3143 | 0.05631 | 105 | 78 | 21 | 6 |
1726 | The real show’s downstairs! | 1.3143 | 0.05631 | 105 | 78 | 21 | 6 |
1727 | OK, but what's hole in the ceiling for? | 1.3143 | 0.05948 | 105 | 80 | 17 | 8 |
1728 | If you can get around that one thing, he makes an excellent emotional support animal. | 1.3143 | 0.05296 | 105 | 76 | 25 | 4 |
1729 | I knew the owners downstairs had a giraffe easement, but I thought it was just some legal term. | 1.3143 | 0.05631 | 105 | 78 | 21 | 6 |
1730 | You said it was a hole in the wall. | 1.3143 | 0.05466 | 105 | 77 | 23 | 5 |
1731 | Honey,kiss me. Suddenly I feel like necking. | 1.3143 | 0.05466 | 105 | 77 | 23 | 5 |
1732 | We're not getting our rental deposit back, are we? | 1.3143 | 0.05120 | 105 | 75 | 27 | 3 |
1733 | Listen, there are some things I haven't told you yet" | 1.3143 | 0.05296 | 105 | 76 | 25 | 4 |
1734 | Is this how Noah felt? | 1.3143 | 0.05466 | 105 | 77 | 23 | 5 |
1735 | She can't miss her soaps. | 1.3143 | 0.05631 | 105 | 78 | 21 | 6 |
1736 | You stick your neck out and look what happens. | 1.3143 | 0.06248 | 105 | 82 | 13 | 10 |
1737 | We need to get that hole fixed. | 1.3143 | 0.05466 | 105 | 77 | 23 | 5 |
1738 | I told you we didn’t have a rat problem. | 1.3143 | 0.05631 | 105 | 78 | 21 | 6 |
1739 | I thought she was more of a cat lady | 1.3143 | 0.05948 | 105 | 80 | 17 | 8 |
1740 | Could be worse, could be the hippo from the 3rd floor | 1.3143 | 0.05948 | 105 | 80 | 17 | 8 |
1741 | You’re blocking the tv. | 1.3143 | 0.05466 | 105 | 77 | 23 | 5 |
1742 | I guess now we know who ate the ficus plant. | 1.3143 | 0.05296 | 105 | 76 | 25 | 4 |
1743 | ‘I preferred the elephant to be honest’ | 1.3143 | 0.04938 | 105 | 74 | 29 | 2 |
1744 | Sure, this apartment has its drawbacks, but it’s just so close to the subway... | 1.3143 | 0.05466 | 105 | 77 | 23 | 5 |
1745 | Imagine if we had gotten “tails” on that coin toss! | 1.3143 | 0.05792 | 105 | 79 | 19 | 7 |
1746 | Yeah but now I’m the one who can’t watch TV without craning my neck. | 1.3143 | 0.05948 | 105 | 80 | 17 | 8 |
1747 | There must be a logical explanation. Houseplants don't just disappear. | 1.3118 | 0.05716 | 93 | 68 | 21 | 4 |
1748 | He’s tired of social distancing | 1.3118 | 0.06300 | 93 | 71 | 15 | 7 |
1749 | In all fairness, they did say he was going to head upstairs. | 1.3107 | 0.05524 | 103 | 76 | 22 | 5 |
1750 | They say I rescued her, but really, she rescued me. Now I can't even see the news. | 1.3107 | 0.06019 | 103 | 79 | 16 | 8 |
1751 | Soooo, want to neck? | 1.3107 | 0.05858 | 103 | 78 | 18 | 7 |
1752 | I gotta say, this takes pet sitting to new heights. | 1.3107 | 0.05349 | 103 | 75 | 24 | 4 |
1753 | At least he doesn't say much. | 1.3107 | 0.05524 | 103 | 76 | 22 | 5 |
1754 | Maybe it’s time we addressed the Giraffe in the room! | 1.3107 | 0.05694 | 103 | 77 | 20 | 6 |
1755 | Maybe the constant thumping on the ceiling wasn't so bad. | 1.3107 | 0.05168 | 103 | 74 | 26 | 3 |
1756 | It's "Ruminant of Champions" week on Jeopardy and she doesn't have cable. | 1.3107 | 0.05349 | 103 | 75 | 24 | 4 |
1757 | ... but does she have to sit right between us and the TV? | 1.3107 | 0.05349 | 103 | 75 | 24 | 4 |
1758 | Sure, we've got to feed her, but downstairs has to clean up the messes | 1.3107 | 0.05168 | 103 | 74 | 26 | 3 |
1759 | No. Fucking. Way. | 1.3107 | 0.06175 | 103 | 80 | 14 | 9 |
1760 | Should I address the giraffe in the room? | 1.3107 | 0.05858 | 103 | 78 | 18 | 7 |
1761 | He is grandfathered into my lease. | 1.3107 | 0.05694 | 103 | 77 | 20 | 6 |
1762 | He's social distancing from his family. | 1.3107 | 0.06019 | 103 | 79 | 16 | 8 |
1763 | Our new neighbor below was once CEO of Toy's R Us | 1.3107 | 0.05858 | 103 | 78 | 18 | 7 |
1764 | You said he wouldn’t come back if we sold the tv. | 1.3107 | 0.06019 | 103 | 79 | 16 | 8 |
1765 | At least we don’t have the litter box. | 1.3107 | 0.05694 | 103 | 77 | 20 | 6 |
1766 | How will we know when she is house trained? | 1.3107 | 0.05694 | 103 | 77 | 20 | 6 |
1767 | Y'know? I think they might have been exaggerating about the "super high" ceilings in this building. | 1.3107 | 0.04980 | 103 | 73 | 28 | 2 |
1768 | Free cable comes with a price. | 1.3107 | 0.05349 | 103 | 75 | 24 | 4 |
1769 | Hey look that giraffe’s back again | 1.3107 | 0.05858 | 103 | 78 | 18 | 7 |
1770 | Our floor, their roof; we're all in this together. | 1.3107 | 0.05349 | 103 | 75 | 24 | 4 |
1771 | This is why we should have gone with the penthouse | 1.3107 | 0.05694 | 103 | 77 | 20 | 6 |
1772 | I think we would be better off with a dog, but at least we don't have to walk it. That's 12 B's problem. | 1.3107 | 0.06019 | 103 | 79 | 16 | 8 |
1773 | It's your turn to go down and clean her box. | 1.3107 | 0.05694 | 103 | 77 | 20 | 6 |
1774 | A little heads up would have been nice. | 1.3107 | 0.06175 | 103 | 80 | 14 | 9 |
1775 | You thought it was cute when the Abrams got a pet baby giraffe. | 1.3107 | 0.05858 | 103 | 78 | 18 | 7 |
1776 | They told me she was a pygmy giraffe, bred for city living. Turns out there's no such thing. | 1.3107 | 0.05349 | 103 | 75 | 24 | 4 |
1777 | He likes to watch the Animal Planet channel on TV. | 1.3107 | 0.05524 | 103 | 76 | 22 | 5 |
1778 | I’d heard about the tap-dancing giraffe, so when my choice was either 714 or 914 … | 1.3107 | 0.05524 | 103 | 76 | 22 | 5 |
1779 | You know, I still think I liked the coffee table better. | 1.3107 | 0.05168 | 103 | 74 | 26 | 3 |
1780 | I walked her this morning. It’s your turn. | 1.3107 | 0.06327 | 103 | 81 | 12 | 10 |
1781 | The elephant called in sick. | 1.3107 | 0.05168 | 103 | 74 | 26 | 3 |
1782 | I feed her chili to mess with the guy downstairs. | 1.3107 | 0.05349 | 103 | 75 | 24 | 4 |
1783 | Say, what happened to all our bonsai plants? | 1.3107 | 0.06019 | 103 | 79 | 16 | 8 |
1784 | I think we should have taken the apartment that had the birds' eye view instead. | 1.3107 | 0.04685 | 103 | 74 | 27 | 2 |
1785 | I think the kids downstairs are playing Jumanji again... | 1.3107 | 0.05694 | 103 | 77 | 20 | 6 |
1786 | Trump said he's the latest invasion from China. | 1.3107 | 0.05858 | 103 | 78 | 18 | 7 |
1787 | I bet they’re reevaluating this arraignment downstairs, too. | 1.3107 | 0.05694 | 103 | 77 | 20 | 6 |
1788 | The other choice was an ostrich. | 1.3107 | 0.05349 | 103 | 75 | 24 | 4 |
1789 | Aren't you glad I insisted on adding a bathroom in the basement now! | 1.3107 | 0.05524 | 103 | 76 | 22 | 5 |
1790 | Of course, I'm upset. Look at the spots! I ordered a Masai giraffe, not a Northern giraffe. What idiot would want a Northern giraffe in the city? | 1.3107 | 0.06019 | 103 | 79 | 16 | 8 |
1791 | Most people hang them on the wall. | 1.3107 | 0.05858 | 103 | 78 | 18 | 7 |
1792 | We are definitely NOT getting our pet deposit back. | 1.3107 | 0.05524 | 103 | 76 | 22 | 5 |
1793 | Well, we told them they should get a pet. | 1.3107 | 0.05349 | 103 | 75 | 24 | 4 |
1794 | I didn't realize this is what the staycation ad meant when it said 'experience wildlife in your own living room!' | 1.3107 | 0.06019 | 103 | 79 | 16 | 8 |
1795 | Let's just move to a higher floor. | 1.3107 | 0.05694 | 103 | 77 | 20 | 6 |
1796 | C'mon, get your own Netflix account! | 1.3107 | 0.05524 | 103 | 76 | 22 | 5 |
1797 | Wasn't a coffee table there when we signed the lease? | 1.3107 | 0.05349 | 103 | 75 | 24 | 4 |
1798 | Dammit! We just got rid of the elephant! | 1.3107 | 0.06019 | 103 | 79 | 16 | 8 |
1799 | This might work better if she didn't insist on watching Fox. | 1.3107 | 0.05349 | 103 | 75 | 24 | 4 |
1800 | Don’t ya just love modern art? | 1.3107 | 0.05694 | 103 | 77 | 20 | 6 |
1801 | I knew it was a pet-friendly building when we bought the apartment, but I really thought the board would rule the other way. | 1.3107 | 0.05694 | 103 | 77 | 20 | 6 |
1802 | Does this house make me look shorter? | 1.3107 | 0.05524 | 103 | 76 | 22 | 5 |
1803 | What just happened?!? | 1.3107 | 0.05694 | 103 | 77 | 20 | 6 |
1804 | Hey! Down in front! I can't see the screen. | 1.3107 | 0.06019 | 103 | 79 | 16 | 8 |
1805 | Well, its better than that elephant in the room. | 1.3107 | 0.04980 | 103 | 78 | 20 | 5 |
1806 | At least we know the downstairs neighbors have it worse. | 1.3107 | 0.05524 | 103 | 76 | 22 | 5 |
1807 | The apartment is great but the neighbors are a little wild. | 1.3107 | 0.05858 | 103 | 78 | 18 | 7 |
1808 | All I did was agree with him good neighbors don't build fences. | 1.3107 | 0.05349 | 103 | 75 | 24 | 4 |
1809 | Animal Planet again? | 1.3107 | 0.05524 | 103 | 76 | 22 | 5 |
1810 | He's really easy to look after, as long as you let him watch the National Geographic channel. | 1.3107 | 0.04980 | 103 | 73 | 28 | 2 |
1811 | The realtor said there was a view of Central Park Zoo. | 1.3107 | 0.05349 | 103 | 75 | 24 | 4 |
1812 | A condo at the zoo, what could go wrong? | 1.3107 | 0.05694 | 103 | 77 | 20 | 6 |
1813 | We’ll deal with the ceiling when he gets older. | 1.3107 | 0.05694 | 103 | 77 | 20 | 6 |
1814 | Can we keep him? | 1.3107 | 0.06175 | 103 | 80 | 14 | 9 |
1815 | Since when is the zoo doing Take-out ? | 1.3107 | 0.05524 | 103 | 76 | 22 | 5 |
1816 | Funny, I never noticed a hole in the floor. | 1.3107 | 0.05858 | 103 | 78 | 18 | 7 |
1817 | What if he tests positive and we have to take him to the hospital? | 1.3107 | 0.05694 | 103 | 77 | 20 | 6 |
1818 | You’d think being on the top floor would give us a little more privacy. | 1.3107 | 0.03094 | 103 | 80 | 20 | 3 |
1819 | Sure it's crazy, but it pays a quarter of my rent! | 1.3107 | 0.05168 | 103 | 74 | 26 | 3 |
1820 | The kids downstairs have their classroom pet for the weekend. | 1.3107 | 0.05349 | 103 | 75 | 24 | 4 |
1821 | I thought "floor-through" meant something different. | 1.3107 | 0.05694 | 103 | 77 | 20 | 6 |
1822 | He comes through everyday now looking for lunch. | 1.3107 | 0.05349 | 103 | 75 | 24 | 4 |
1823 | He's working from home during the pandemic. | 1.3107 | 0.05524 | 103 | 76 | 22 | 5 |
1824 | What?? You sold our air rights? | 1.3107 | 0.04029 | 103 | 81 | 17 | 5 |
1825 | Somehow, you always end up watching the Discovery Channel. | 1.3107 | 0.05524 | 103 | 76 | 22 | 5 |
1826 | I like this new place, but the flooring is a little spotty. | 1.3107 | 0.05524 | 103 | 76 | 22 | 5 |
1827 | He's leaving right after Season One. | 1.3107 | 0.05858 | 103 | 78 | 18 | 7 |
1828 | When I said I wanted a long neck, I meant a beer | 1.3107 | 0.05524 | 103 | 76 | 22 | 5 |
1829 | A little invasive, but better than the rhino upstairs. | 1.3107 | 0.03910 | 103 | 78 | 22 | 3 |
1830 | I think we discovered what happened to our acacia tree. | 1.3107 | 0.05694 | 103 | 77 | 20 | 6 |
1831 | The unit with cathedral ceilings wasn't available. | 1.3107 | 0.05524 | 103 | 76 | 22 | 5 |
1832 | I feel like it’s never about me, Carol. Everything centers around the stupid giraffe in the floor. | 1.3107 | 0.05858 | 103 | 78 | 18 | 7 |
1833 | Dear, wasn’t it your turn to lock the giraffe port hole? | 1.3107 | 0.06019 | 103 | 79 | 16 | 8 |
1834 | Well we did say we wanted our new apartment to be more diversified and inclusive .... | 1.3107 | 0.05524 | 103 | 76 | 22 | 5 |
1835 | I wish the zoo would reconsider its work from home policy | 1.3107 | 0.06019 | 103 | 79 | 16 | 8 |
1836 | She said her name was Alexa | 1.3107 | 0.05524 | 103 | 76 | 22 | 5 |
1837 | Honey I thought we talked about online shopping less during quarantine. | 1.3107 | 0.06019 | 103 | 79 | 16 | 8 |
1838 | They said they were moving before it grew up but then with the lockdown and all... | 1.3107 | 0.05858 | 103 | 78 | 18 | 7 |
1839 | Am I supposed to explain to you the difference between real and surreal? | 1.3107 | 0.05349 | 103 | 75 | 24 | 4 |
1840 | I guess this is what happens when you finally get rid of the elephant in the room | 1.3107 | 0.05858 | 103 | 78 | 18 | 7 |
1841 | The realtor did say it was a shared room. | 1.3107 | 0.05858 | 103 | 78 | 18 | 7 |
1842 | The neighbor's pet never makes a sound they said. | 1.3107 | 0.05858 | 103 | 78 | 18 | 7 |
1843 | When they said “shared living room,” this is not what I had in mind. | 1.3107 | 0.05858 | 103 | 78 | 18 | 7 |
1844 | So this is what they call a concrete jungle. | 1.3107 | 0.05694 | 103 | 77 | 20 | 6 |
1845 | I think it’s time we got him a TV of his own | 1.3107 | 0.05858 | 103 | 78 | 18 | 7 |
1846 | Apparently streaming channels are faster in our apartment ... | 1.3107 | 0.05694 | 103 | 77 | 20 | 6 |
1847 | Hands down, we have to move the couch. | 1.3107 | 0.05524 | 103 | 76 | 22 | 5 |
1848 | They said they ran out of COVID comfort puppies! | 1.3107 | 0.05524 | 103 | 76 | 22 | 5 |
1849 | It’s funny that in any other year this would be surprising and/or infuriating. | 1.3107 | 0.05694 | 103 | 77 | 20 | 6 |
1850 | I asked you to put those plants out on the balcony | 1.3107 | 0.05349 | 103 | 75 | 24 | 4 |
1851 | I know honey, but you know how he gets if we don't watch Animal Planet. | 1.3107 | 0.05349 | 103 | 75 | 24 | 4 |
1852 | I can understand sticking your neck out for your neighbors, but this is ridiculous | 1.3107 | 0.05858 | 103 | 78 | 18 | 7 |
1853 | Jesus. Is Noah building an ark below us? | 1.3107 | 0.05524 | 103 | 76 | 22 | 5 |
1854 | Does this mean we now qualify as a crowd? | 1.3107 | 0.05524 | 103 | 76 | 22 | 5 |
1855 | I told you we shouldn’t have moved the coffee table | 1.3107 | 0.05858 | 103 | 78 | 18 | 7 |
1856 | She's clearly in the wrong neck of the woods | 1.3107 | 0.05168 | 103 | 74 | 26 | 3 |
1857 | It’s nice to see female giraffes finally breaking the glass ceiling. | 1.3107 | 0.05524 | 103 | 76 | 22 | 5 |
1858 | Dude, we must be really high right now. | 1.3107 | 0.05524 | 103 | 76 | 22 | 5 |
1859 | Do you think she’s here to see the dermatologist as well? | 1.3107 | 0.05858 | 103 | 78 | 18 | 7 |
1860 | They said it's only temporary until they find him his forever home. | 1.3107 | 0.05858 | 103 | 78 | 18 | 7 |
1861 | How did we get here? | 1.3107 | 0.03244 | 103 | 83 | 15 | 5 |
1862 | I thought you said NeckFlix”.. | 1.3107 | 0.05858 | 103 | 78 | 18 | 7 |
1863 | at least we've addressed the elephant in the room. | 1.3107 | 0.05858 | 103 | 78 | 18 | 7 |
1864 | We're gonna need a bigger coffee table. | 1.3077 | 0.05479 | 104 | 77 | 22 | 5 |
1865 | Well, we were saying the room needed something. | 1.3069 | 0.05403 | 101 | 74 | 23 | 4 |
1866 | Honey, I don't think you've got the hang of a Zoo-m meeting! | 1.3069 | 0.05583 | 101 | 75 | 21 | 5 |
1867 | Down in front! I can't see the TV. | 1.3069 | 0.06092 | 101 | 78 | 15 | 8 |
1868 | The elephant upstairs is actually way more of an issue. | 1.3069 | 0.05403 | 101 | 74 | 23 | 4 |
1869 | The downstairs neighbors must have one hell of a litter box | 1.3069 | 0.06092 | 101 | 78 | 15 | 8 |
1870 | Still better than when we lived on the floor beneath the zoo. | 1.3069 | 0.06253 | 101 | 79 | 13 | 9 |
1871 | Told you my downstairs neighbor loves to pop in. | 1.3069 | 0.05403 | 101 | 74 | 23 | 4 |
1872 | All of the reviews did say this building was a zoo on the weekends, so I have no one to blame but myself. | 1.3069 | 0.05217 | 101 | 73 | 25 | 3 |
1873 | Just be glad we're not on the first floor. | 1.3069 | 0.05217 | 101 | 73 | 25 | 3 |
1874 | The neighbors pull her tail when we get too loud. | 1.3069 | 0.05927 | 101 | 77 | 17 | 7 |
1875 | I’m beginning to think this is why we got such a deal on the rent. | 1.3069 | 0.05217 | 101 | 73 | 25 | 3 |
1876 | I told you the apartment below was a zoo. | 1.3069 | 0.06092 | 101 | 78 | 15 | 8 |
1877 | Yes, we have to feed him but it is worse down stairs. | 1.3069 | 0.05403 | 101 | 74 | 23 | 4 |
1878 | The listing said “amazing zoo views”... | 1.3069 | 0.05403 | 101 | 74 | 23 | 4 |
1879 | Why can't they just steal cable like everyone else. | 1.3069 | 0.05403 | 101 | 74 | 23 | 4 |
1880 | It's better than the mice in our last apartment. | 1.3069 | 0.05671 | 101 | 78 | 16 | 7 |
1881 | Look at the bright side: at least it's not cloggers. | 1.3069 | 0.05403 | 101 | 74 | 23 | 4 |
1882 | It’s your turn to call the exterminator. | 1.3069 | 0.05758 | 101 | 76 | 19 | 6 |
1883 | I’m still glad we didn’t get a cat. | 1.3069 | 0.05583 | 101 | 75 | 21 | 5 |
1884 | We had to know this day would come when we dropped the baby giraffe down that hole. | 1.3069 | 0.06253 | 101 | 79 | 13 | 9 |
1885 | Looks like another female just broke through the glass ceiling. | 1.3069 | 0.05927 | 101 | 77 | 17 | 7 |
1886 | The kid downstairs is reading that pop-up book on Giraffes again | 1.3069 | 0.05023 | 101 | 72 | 27 | 2 |
1887 | This sure isn't what I thought you meant by "neck in the apartment." | 1.3069 | 0.05583 | 101 | 75 | 21 | 5 |
1888 | Okay, you're right. The puppy that guy sold us last year was not a Beagle. | 1.3069 | 0.05927 | 101 | 77 | 17 | 7 |
1889 | Nick, from downstairs, says he likes our TV reception better. | 1.3069 | 0.05217 | 101 | 73 | 25 | 3 |
1890 | The guy downstairs got a new emotional support animal | 1.3069 | 0.05758 | 101 | 76 | 19 | 6 |
1891 | She has our nose. | 1.3069 | 0.06092 | 101 | 78 | 15 | 8 |
1892 | I don’t know, do we even HAVE any more lettuce? | 1.3069 | 0.05583 | 101 | 75 | 21 | 5 |
1893 | I really thought a split-level ranch was something else entirely. | 1.3069 | 0.06409 | 101 | 80 | 11 | 10 |
1894 | Your ecological concerns are getting out of hand! | 1.3069 | 0.05217 | 101 | 73 | 25 | 3 |
1895 | I didn't think the new TV would be this high def | 1.3069 | 0.05927 | 101 | 77 | 17 | 7 |
1896 | I’m so high right now. | 1.3069 | 0.05583 | 101 | 75 | 21 | 5 |
1897 | SSHHH, I don't think he sees us. | 1.3069 | 0.05583 | 101 | 75 | 21 | 5 |
1898 | I had a different idea of view of the zoo | 1.3069 | 0.05403 | 101 | 74 | 23 | 4 |
1899 | When I told you that I wanted some head, this really wasn't what I had in mind. | 1.3069 | 0.05927 | 101 | 77 | 17 | 7 |
1900 | Better or worse than the ostrich who used to live upstairs? | 1.3069 | 0.05403 | 101 | 74 | 23 | 4 |
1901 | He promised to move as soon as a duplex becomes available. | 1.3069 | 0.05583 | 101 | 75 | 21 | 5 |
1902 | I told you he was going to grow taller than 7 feet! | 1.3069 | 0.05403 | 101 | 74 | 23 | 4 |
1903 | That's the trouble with the 8 foot ceilings in this building! | 1.3069 | 0.05217 | 101 | 73 | 25 | 3 |
1904 | Well, we did get the better end of the deal with this whole pet sharing arrangement. | 1.3069 | 0.05403 | 101 | 74 | 23 | 4 |
1905 | Miriam, when they said this building used to be a firehouse, did they mention any recent history? | 1.3069 | 0.05583 | 101 | 75 | 21 | 5 |
1906 | We have to talk to the co-op board about the new pet policy. It’s getting to be a pain in the neck. | 1.3069 | 0.05403 | 101 | 74 | 23 | 4 |
1907 | It's a hole in one and two under par.” | 1.3069 | 0.06253 | 101 | 79 | 13 | 9 |
1908 | Honey I know you work at the Bronx Zoo, but do you have to bring your work home with you? | 1.3069 | 0.06092 | 101 | 78 | 15 | 8 |
1909 | It's like Whac-A-Mole but without the hustle, bustle, and mallet. | 1.3069 | 0.05217 | 101 | 73 | 25 | 3 |
1910 | They've given us the ideal pet. We cuddle and feed it, but don't have to clean up the mess. | 1.3069 | 0.05403 | 101 | 74 | 23 | 4 |
1911 | I knew it! The apartment below us got a labradraffe! | 1.3069 | 0.05583 | 101 | 75 | 21 | 5 |
1912 | It makes a nice statement piece. | 1.3069 | 0.05583 | 101 | 75 | 21 | 5 |
1913 | I miss adjusting antennas. | 1.3069 | 0.05927 | 101 | 77 | 17 | 7 |
1914 | 3C leased their apartment before the "no pets" rule. | 1.3069 | 0.05217 | 101 | 73 | 25 | 3 |
1915 | Hey! We’re trying to watch TV here!! | 1.3069 | 0.05927 | 101 | 77 | 17 | 7 |
1916 | We got the good end of the deal. All we have to do is feed her. | 1.3069 | 0.05583 | 101 | 75 | 21 | 5 |
1917 | I don't see this coffee table working. | 1.3069 | 0.06092 | 101 | 78 | 15 | 8 |
1918 | At least we only have to worry about cleaning up if he drools. | 1.3069 | 0.05217 | 101 | 73 | 25 | 3 |
1919 | It's a zoo downstairs. | 1.3069 | 0.05758 | 101 | 76 | 19 | 6 |
1920 | Our downstairs neighbor. He pops in every now and then. | 1.3069 | 0.05403 | 101 | 74 | 23 | 4 |
1921 | Look on the bright side, we got his top half.” | 1.3069 | 0.05403 | 101 | 74 | 23 | 4 |
1922 | At least we have the eating end. | 1.3069 | 0.05583 | 101 | 75 | 21 | 5 |
1923 | I don't mind him coming over all the time. But, he could at leasst face us one in awhile. | 1.3069 | 0.05217 | 101 | 73 | 25 | 3 |
1924 | When I said I needed a tall one I didn't quite mean this! | 1.3069 | 0.05758 | 101 | 76 | 19 | 6 |
1925 | Hey could you move your head? I can’t see the movie. | 1.3069 | 0.05758 | 101 | 76 | 19 | 6 |
1926 | Well, at least we got the end where stuff goes in. | 1.3069 | 0.06092 | 101 | 78 | 15 | 8 |
1927 | Well, we don’t need to walk him | 1.3069 | 0.05023 | 101 | 72 | 27 | 2 |
1928 | We have to find a support animal that is cheaper to care for than Beanstock. | 1.3069 | 0.05023 | 101 | 77 | 19 | 5 |
1929 | Where’d the elephant go? | 1.3069 | 0.05758 | 101 | 76 | 19 | 6 |
1930 | We weren't using the basement anyway and it makes hand-feeding him easy peezy | 1.3069 | 0.05403 | 101 | 74 | 23 | 4 |
1931 | I prefer the ostrich head in the dining room ceiling. | 1.3069 | 0.05927 | 101 | 77 | 17 | 7 |
1932 | How many times did I ask you if you'd reviewed all the HOA fine print? | 1.3069 | 0.05403 | 101 | 74 | 23 | 4 |
1933 | I'm glad we got the top half. Some food, some water, and lots of hugs… Imagine living on the floor below! | 1.3069 | 0.05758 | 101 | 76 | 19 | 6 |
1934 | On the other hand, it IS much quieter than the parrots they used to have. | 1.3069 | 0.06253 | 101 | 79 | 13 | 9 |
1935 | That place downstairs is a zoo... | 1.3069 | 0.05583 | 101 | 75 | 21 | 5 |
1936 | Perhaps we should pick a less "pet friendly" building for our next apartment... | 1.3069 | 0.05403 | 101 | 74 | 23 | 4 |
1937 | Pet Share is nothing like Ride Share | 1.3069 | 0.05583 | 101 | 75 | 21 | 5 |
1938 | By all means... join us. | 1.3069 | 0.05583 | 101 | 75 | 21 | 5 |
1939 | He’s splitting the cable bill with us | 1.3069 | 0.05758 | 101 | 76 | 19 | 6 |
1940 | She’s obviously out of her neck of the woods | 1.3069 | 0.05927 | 101 | 77 | 17 | 7 |
1941 | We're going to have to move the TV. | 1.3069 | 0.06253 | 101 | 79 | 13 | 9 |
1942 | It could be worse. 5C got the lion cage. | 1.3069 | 0.05927 | 101 | 77 | 17 | 7 |
1943 | He’s sheltering in our place. | 1.3069 | 0.05403 | 101 | 74 | 23 | 4 |
1944 | You are right , we need to rethink the placement of the coffee table. | 1.3069 | 0.05927 | 101 | 77 | 17 | 7 |
1945 | There's more to this than first appears. | 1.3069 | 0.05403 | 101 | 74 | 23 | 4 |
1946 | It looks good honey, but I'm not sure we have the space. | 1.3069 | 0.05758 | 101 | 76 | 19 | 6 |
1947 | I can't believe that guy on the first floor traded his lion for this. | 1.3069 | 0.06253 | 101 | 79 | 13 | 9 |
1948 | Well, at least we didn't take the downstairs unit. | 1.3069 | 0.04612 | 101 | 75 | 23 | 3 |
1949 | when the listing said it was a "zoo" downstairs,I didn't think they meant "there was a zoo downstairs." | 1.3069 | 0.05758 | 101 | 76 | 19 | 6 |
1950 | As soon as I heard he was leasing the unit below us, I knew he would be trouble. | 1.3069 | 0.05217 | 101 | 73 | 25 | 3 |
1951 | The man downstairs says we should put more fibre in its diet. | 1.3069 | 0.05758 | 101 | 76 | 19 | 6 |
1952 | I told the genie I'd like to live just north of Savannah. | 1.3069 | 0.05403 | 101 | 74 | 23 | 4 |
1953 | This is a real pain in the neck. | 1.3069 | 0.06253 | 101 | 79 | 13 | 9 |
1954 | The vet downstairs is working from home, but he's hoping its only until Labor Day. | 1.3069 | 0.05583 | 101 | 75 | 21 | 5 |
1955 | I suspect it’s worse for the couple downstairs. | 1.3069 | 0.05583 | 101 | 75 | 21 | 5 |
1956 | I guess the neighbors are back from Safari. | 1.3069 | 0.05217 | 101 | 73 | 25 | 3 |
1957 | George is doing LSD again. | 1.3069 | 0.05583 | 101 | 75 | 21 | 5 |
1958 | You tell her we want to change the channel. | 1.3069 | 0.06253 | 101 | 79 | 13 | 9 |
1959 | Well, he always made me happy in the Toys 'R' Us store. | 1.3069 | 0.05758 | 101 | 76 | 19 | 6 |
1960 | Yeah, I like to feed it leaves, but I wonder what happens downstairs. | 1.3069 | 0.05583 | 101 | 75 | 21 | 5 |
1961 | I think we need to lower the yeast in that animal cracker recipe. | 1.3069 | 0.05758 | 101 | 76 | 19 | 6 |
1962 | Upon consideration, I'm glad we have the top half. | 1.3069 | 0.05403 | 101 | 74 | 23 | 4 |
1963 | The white guy below was paying tribute to my roots, but I was born in Queens. | 1.3069 | 0.05217 | 101 | 73 | 25 | 3 |
1964 | I still think we got the better end of the deal. | 1.3069 | 0.05583 | 101 | 75 | 21 | 5 |
1965 | All the rules this building has, they don't have one that you can't have a pet taller than your ceiling? | 1.3069 | 0.05927 | 101 | 77 | 17 | 7 |
1966 | When you said we were going to go wild, I didn't have this in mind | 1.3069 | 0.05758 | 101 | 76 | 19 | 6 |
1967 | I think her exact wording was ‘In the heart of an urban jungle.’ | 1.3069 | 0.05758 | 101 | 76 | 19 | 6 |
1968 | I preferred the elephant. | 1.3069 | 0.05927 | 101 | 77 | 17 | 7 |
1969 | so you’re telling me i can’t have a pit bull in this building but the downstairs neighbor can have that? | 1.3069 | 0.06092 | 101 | 78 | 15 | 8 |
1970 | We can’t afford both apartments, Ray. This is New York. | 1.3069 | 0.05583 | 101 | 75 | 21 | 5 |
1971 | Hope you don't mind Jerry joining us tonight, his place is a bit of a zoo | 1.3069 | 0.05217 | 101 | 73 | 25 | 3 |
1972 | Our neighbors are animals. | 1.3069 | 0.05583 | 101 | 75 | 21 | 5 |
1973 | They did say this was a very inclusive building. | 1.3069 | 0.05403 | 101 | 74 | 23 | 4 |
1974 | Apparently the 50 pound pet weight limit is flexible here. | 1.3069 | 0.05217 | 101 | 73 | 25 | 3 |
1975 | She said cityscape views were a non-negotiable | 1.3069 | 0.06409 | 101 | 80 | 11 | 10 |
1976 | He gave me his Netflix password, so it only seemed fair. | 1.3069 | 0.05927 | 101 | 77 | 17 | 7 |
1977 | Tiger King was a one shot deal. Nobody is going to watch Giraffe Queen. | 1.3069 | 0.05758 | 101 | 76 | 19 | 6 |
1978 | It‘s rent-controlled though. | 1.3069 | 0.05217 | 101 | 73 | 25 | 3 |
1979 | Do you like the view from the top? | 1.3069 | 0.05217 | 101 | 78 | 17 | 6 |
1980 | Watching the season finale of 2020 | 1.3069 | 0.05583 | 101 | 75 | 21 | 5 |
1981 | Wow! There is a giraffe coming through the floor of our apartment! Very cool! | 1.3069 | 0.06092 | 101 | 78 | 15 | 8 |
1982 | I thought it was only rat infested! | 1.3069 | 0.05023 | 101 | 77 | 19 | 5 |
1983 | this is why we need to discuss all major purchases | 1.3069 | 0.05927 | 101 | 77 | 17 | 7 |
1984 | Say what you will honey, we have the better half” | 1.3069 | 0.05403 | 101 | 74 | 23 | 4 |
1985 | I love how accommodating these high-rises have become, I just wish they had taller ceilings. | 1.3069 | 0.05758 | 101 | 76 | 19 | 6 |
1986 | I told you it would look better on the wall. | 1.3069 | 0.05927 | 101 | 77 | 17 | 7 |
1987 | That explains the giraffe penis we saw downstairs. | 1.3069 | 0.06253 | 101 | 79 | 13 | 9 |
1988 | Could she at least find a spot that didn't block the tv? | 1.3069 | 0.05583 | 101 | 75 | 21 | 5 |
1989 | No wonder the virtual tour mentioned no broker's fee necessary. | 1.3069 | 0.05583 | 101 | 75 | 21 | 5 |
1990 | I think the ‘necks door neighbor’ joke has run its course Barbara | 1.3069 | 0.05927 | 101 | 77 | 17 | 7 |
1991 | Make ‘Toys R Us’ Great Again | 1.3069 | 0.05583 | 101 | 75 | 21 | 5 |
1992 | I’ll fully accept the criticism for this, but in the moment.. let’s just take it in” | 1.3069 | 0.05583 | 101 | 75 | 21 | 5 |
1993 | Remember when people made functional coffee tables? | 1.3069 | 0.05403 | 101 | 74 | 23 | 4 |
1994 | We should have hired a lawyer to read the lease agreement | 1.3069 | 0.05927 | 101 | 77 | 17 | 7 |
1995 | I still think the folks downstairs got a worse deal | 1.3069 | 0.05403 | 101 | 74 | 23 | 4 |
1996 | Funny, it looked smaller in the picture. | 1.3069 | 0.05583 | 101 | 75 | 21 | 5 |
1997 | Now that I can't see the screen, I finally feel like we're back at the movie theater. | 1.3069 | 0.05583 | 101 | 75 | 21 | 5 |
1998 | Pretty high maintenance...but still much better than the downstairs unit. | 1.3069 | 0.05023 | 101 | 72 | 27 | 2 |
1999 | He’s honestly been a great subletter. | 1.3069 | 0.05217 | 101 | 73 | 25 | 3 |
2000 | It used to be mounted on the wall, but people kept hitting their head | 1.3069 | 0.05403 | 101 | 74 | 23 | 4 |
2001 | Look, we got in-unit laundry in midtown, didn’t we? | 1.3069 | 0.05403 | 101 | 74 | 23 | 4 |
2002 | At least we’re not under the elephants. | 1.3069 | 0.05583 | 101 | 75 | 21 | 5 |
2003 | I feel bad Toys R Us went out of business, but I don’t think an office job was the right choice | 1.3069 | 0.05583 | 101 | 75 | 21 | 5 |
2004 | Please address the elephant in the room?! | 1.3069 | 0.05403 | 101 | 74 | 23 | 4 |
2005 | I thought the offering plan said 12 ft ceiling? | 1.3069 | 0.05023 | 101 | 72 | 27 | 2 |
2006 | Since he painted our ceiling last week, I said he can watch TV at our place anytime. | 1.3069 | 0.05583 | 101 | 75 | 21 | 5 |
2007 | Am I high or is that a giraffe? | 1.3069 | 0.05583 | 101 | 75 | 21 | 5 |
2008 | I thought you just got the expression wrong | 1.3069 | 0.05583 | 101 | 75 | 21 | 5 |
2009 | It's been like this ever since Toys 'R' Us closed. | 1.3069 | 0.05403 | 101 | 74 | 23 | 4 |
2010 | Wait, don’t move! I’m sure there is an evolutionary reason for this. | 1.3069 | 0.05583 | 101 | 75 | 21 | 5 |
2011 | Modern architecture now includes emotional support holes. | 1.3069 | 0.05927 | 101 | 77 | 17 | 7 |
2012 | Yes theres a giraffe in our living room....but my question, Margaret, is why is there a hole in our floor? | 1.3069 | 0.05927 | 101 | 77 | 17 | 7 |
2013 | I’m glad the marriage counselor can accommodate our emotional support giraffe | 1.3069 | 0.05583 | 101 | 75 | 21 | 5 |
2014 | It's not ridiculous; it's reticulated. | 1.3053 | 0.06000 | 95 | 72 | 17 | 6 |
2015 | Why can't the tenants downstairs have a cat like everybody else. | 1.3039 | 0.05536 | 102 | 76 | 21 | 5 |
2016 | I'm just not sure about this idea of merging the zoo and the art museum to save costs. | 1.3039 | 0.05877 | 102 | 78 | 17 | 7 |
2017 | I guess the zoologist moved into 1C. | 1.3039 | 0.05358 | 102 | 75 | 23 | 4 |
2018 | I never trusted your art dealer friend. This is not a Modigliani” | 1.3039 | 0.06198 | 102 | 80 | 13 | 9 |
2019 | It was sixty percent off. | 1.3030 | 0.05824 | 99 | 75 | 18 | 6 |
2020 | Well, they did turn the music down. | 1.3030 | 0.05266 | 99 | 72 | 24 | 3 |
2021 | Just be thankful we're not on the first floor. | 1.3030 | 0.05644 | 99 | 74 | 20 | 5 |
2022 | Ecologists made them build the condo around his natural habitat. | 1.3030 | 0.06168 | 99 | 77 | 14 | 8 |
2023 | And yet they won’t reopen the bars. | 1.3030 | 0.05644 | 99 | 74 | 20 | 5 |
2024 | Looks like those hoofbeats weren't horses or zebras. | 1.3030 | 0.05824 | 99 | 75 | 18 | 6 |
2025 | I thought our downstairs neighbors said they were getting a cool DRAFT. | 1.3030 | 0.05824 | 99 | 75 | 18 | 6 |
2026 | I still don't agree that this counts as a "reasonable accommodation." | 1.3030 | 0.05266 | 99 | 72 | 24 | 3 |
2027 | So this is what they meant when we signed up for a virtual safari! | 1.3030 | 0.05459 | 99 | 73 | 22 | 4 |
2028 | Yeah, but if I get rid of it, I’ll never get my security deposit back. | 1.3030 | 0.05824 | 99 | 75 | 18 | 6 |
2029 | This is going to make it a lot harder to install that firefighter's pole. | 1.3030 | 0.05067 | 99 | 71 | 26 | 2 |
2030 | You’re the one who didn’t want cathedral ceilings. | 1.3030 | 0.05824 | 99 | 75 | 18 | 6 |
2031 | I actually preferred the elephant. | 1.3030 | 0.05459 | 99 | 73 | 22 | 4 |
2032 | Welcome to our neck of the woods. | 1.3030 | 0.05824 | 99 | 75 | 18 | 6 |
2033 | If it was an ostrich, I'd be laughing. | 1.3030 | 0.05459 | 99 | 73 | 22 | 4 |
2034 | Explains why our Acacia's were losing their leaves!" | 1.3030 | 0.05459 | 99 | 73 | 22 | 4 |
2035 | Awkward, yes, but is it art? | 1.3030 | 0.05824 | 99 | 75 | 18 | 6 |
2036 | Upward mobility if you are willing to stick your neck out. | 1.3030 | 0.05998 | 99 | 76 | 16 | 7 |
2037 | They did say this place was a Zoo | 1.3030 | 0.05459 | 99 | 73 | 22 | 4 |
2038 | The listing said it was pet friendly | 1.3030 | 0.05266 | 99 | 72 | 24 | 3 |
2039 | And you paid how much for our virtual safari? | 1.3030 | 0.05824 | 99 | 75 | 18 | 6 |
2040 | We do have to feed her, but at least we're not on the first floor | 1.3030 | 0.05824 | 99 | 75 | 18 | 6 |
2041 | The ad did say pet friendly. | 1.3030 | 0.05459 | 99 | 73 | 22 | 4 |
2042 | Well...at least he's quiet... | 1.3030 | 0.05824 | 99 | 75 | 18 | 6 |
2043 | Reminds me of the kinda thing you'd find in a cartoon.. | 1.3030 | 0.05266 | 99 | 72 | 24 | 3 |
2044 | If he sees his shadow, we get six more episodes of Tiger Kingdom. | 1.3030 | 0.05824 | 99 | 75 | 18 | 6 |
2045 | They did say that the daycare facility is exceptional. | 1.3030 | 0.06333 | 99 | 78 | 12 | 9 |
2046 | So when you told the shelter that we'd be happy to foster an animal... | 1.3030 | 0.05067 | 99 | 71 | 26 | 2 |
2047 | Well, it is 2020 after all. | 1.3030 | 0.05644 | 99 | 74 | 20 | 5 |
2048 | I prefer this to the elephant upstairs. | 1.3030 | 0.05459 | 99 | 73 | 22 | 4 |
2049 | When you suggesting 'necking,' this isn't quite what I had in mind. | 1.3030 | 0.05644 | 99 | 74 | 20 | 5 |
2050 | Have you met the downstairs neighbors? Nice enough, but their place is a total zoo | 1.3030 | 0.05459 | 99 | 73 | 22 | 4 |
2051 | Do you feel a giraffe in here? | 1.3030 | 0.05459 | 99 | 73 | 22 | 4 |
2052 | How long will The Zoo staff be working from home? | 1.3030 | 0.05644 | 99 | 74 | 20 | 5 |
2053 | At least we don’t live below the Smiths and their elephant | 1.3030 | 0.05824 | 99 | 75 | 18 | 6 |
2054 | So much for 9' ceilings. | 1.3030 | 0.05644 | 99 | 74 | 20 | 5 |
2055 | We will have to endure this for fourteen days! | 1.3030 | 0.05459 | 99 | 73 | 22 | 4 |
2056 | I guess we should have looked a bit closer at the "pets allowed" comment in the lease agreement. | 1.3030 | 0.05266 | 99 | 72 | 24 | 3 |
2057 | Yes, we get to feed it and scratch its ears, the people in 3G get to clean up. | 1.3030 | 0.05824 | 99 | 75 | 18 | 6 |
2058 | One of us is High!” | 1.3030 | 0.05363 | 99 | 75 | 19 | 5 |
2059 | Hey! Down-stairs in front! | 1.3030 | 0.06168 | 99 | 77 | 14 | 8 |
2060 | Remember, I warned you about the 'Pets Allowed' before we moved in. | 1.3030 | 0.05644 | 99 | 74 | 20 | 5 |
2061 | This time he's really sticking his neck out. | 1.3030 | 0.05644 | 99 | 74 | 20 | 5 |
2062 | He's still growing, so we're looking into whether the people upstairs also like pets. | 1.3030 | 0.05644 | 99 | 74 | 20 | 5 |
2063 | I thought the tall kids were supposed to sit in the back. | 1.3030 | 0.05824 | 99 | 75 | 18 | 6 |
2064 | And I was concerned that our new neighbors below would be noisy. | 1.3030 | 0.05067 | 99 | 71 | 26 | 2 |
2065 | The best part? I only have to feed it. | 1.3030 | 0.05644 | 99 | 74 | 20 | 5 |
2066 | He always seems so disappointed since I moved the acacia trees. | 1.3030 | 0.05824 | 99 | 75 | 18 | 6 |
2067 | I've been expecting this ever since the giraffes moved in downstairs. | 1.3030 | 0.06168 | 99 | 77 | 14 | 8 |
2068 | You tell him about the 2 week quarantine! | 1.3030 | 0.05363 | 99 | 75 | 19 | 5 |
2069 | You have the weirdest dog. | 1.3030 | 0.05644 | 99 | 74 | 20 | 5 |
2070 | This building is pet friendly. | 1.3030 | 0.05644 | 99 | 74 | 20 | 5 |
2071 | At least he never complains about the tap dancing. | 1.3030 | 0.05644 | 99 | 74 | 20 | 5 |
2072 | We need some plants. | 1.3030 | 0.06168 | 99 | 77 | 14 | 8 |
2073 | The owner promised him it was a loft. | 1.3030 | 0.05998 | 99 | 76 | 16 | 7 |
2074 | Well, look on the bright side; we definitely got the better half of the deal! | 1.3030 | 0.05644 | 99 | 74 | 20 | 5 |
2075 | I guess they got tired of banging a broom on the ceiling. | 1.3030 | 0.05459 | 99 | 73 | 22 | 4 |
2076 | I've heard of sharing a pet with your ex, but this is ridiculous. | 1.3030 | 0.05459 | 99 | 73 | 22 | 4 |
2077 | It was advertised as the ultimate conversation starter | 1.3030 | 0.05824 | 99 | 75 | 18 | 6 |
2078 | Gotta really have a chat with that Noah guy | 1.3030 | 0.05459 | 99 | 73 | 22 | 4 |
2079 | Sorry, the t.v. downstairs is on the fritz. | 1.3030 | 0.05644 | 99 | 74 | 20 | 5 |
2080 | Well, I do think we got the better end of the deal. | 1.3030 | 0.05459 | 99 | 73 | 22 | 4 |
2081 | Okay, she’s nearly 18. The stuffy collection has got to go. | 1.3030 | 0.05644 | 99 | 74 | 20 | 5 |
2082 | Oops. I thought it would be just the two of us who would be necking | 1.3030 | 0.05459 | 99 | 73 | 22 | 4 |
2083 | It's a terrific piece of art, I'm just not sure it works in here. | 1.3030 | 0.05824 | 99 | 75 | 18 | 6 |
2084 | Well this explains the rent discount | 1.3030 | 0.05824 | 99 | 75 | 18 | 6 |
2085 | Just because this building promotes itself as "pet friendly"... | 1.3030 | 0.05168 | 99 | 74 | 21 | 4 |
2086 | The advertisement said Pop Up Animal Toy..... How was I supposed to know ? | 1.3030 | 0.05824 | 99 | 75 | 18 | 6 |
2087 | Home zoo-ing isn't what I expected. | 1.3030 | 0.05644 | 99 | 74 | 20 | 5 |
2088 | No way that giraffe is 6 feet away. | 1.3030 | 0.05824 | 99 | 75 | 18 | 6 |
2089 | You have to admit she does a good job watching the place. | 1.3030 | 0.05735 | 99 | 77 | 15 | 7 |
2090 | Floor damage aside, I prefer this to the elephant. | 1.3030 | 0.05459 | 99 | 73 | 22 | 4 |
2091 | Its not to bad, at least I don't have the other end. | 1.3030 | 0.05266 | 99 | 72 | 24 | 3 |
2092 | See what happens when Jeff Koons is your downstairs neighbor? | 1.3030 | 0.05824 | 99 | 75 | 18 | 6 |
2093 | I've always wondered what that hole was for! | 1.3030 | 0.05266 | 99 | 72 | 24 | 3 |
2094 | I donated to PETA and was expecting a coffee table. | 1.3030 | 0.05824 | 99 | 75 | 18 | 6 |
2095 | Don't they have the same height restrictions downstairs, too | 1.3030 | 0.06168 | 99 | 77 | 14 | 8 |
2096 | He keeps a lookout for any elephants in the room. | 1.3030 | 0.05459 | 99 | 73 | 22 | 4 |
2097 | At least we got the better half! | 1.3030 | 0.05644 | 99 | 74 | 20 | 5 |
2098 | I didn't realize sharing our Netflix account would be such an intrusion of privacy. | 1.3030 | 0.05998 | 99 | 76 | 16 | 7 |
2099 | When the lawyer called this an "easement," it seemed kind of abstract to me. Not any more. | 1.3030 | 0.05266 | 99 | 72 | 24 | 3 |
2100 | I hope the receptionist knows we've been waiting longer than he has. | 1.3030 | 0.05824 | 99 | 75 | 18 | 6 |
2101 | I don't have the heart to do it, but I'd love to watch something besides Animal Planet. | 1.3030 | 0.05998 | 99 | 76 | 16 | 7 |
2102 | Yeah, but I love his riffs during bad movies. | 1.3030 | 0.05998 | 99 | 76 | 16 | 7 |
2103 | It was better when he kept hitting his head on the floor. | 1.3030 | 0.05998 | 99 | 76 | 16 | 7 |
2104 | Who referred you to this doctor? | 1.3030 | 0.05998 | 99 | 76 | 16 | 7 |
2105 | - I told you we should have taken the loft. | 1.3030 | 0.05459 | 99 | 73 | 22 | 4 |
2106 | when you consider the alternative, we’re actually getting a good deal | 1.3030 | 0.05824 | 99 | 75 | 18 | 6 |
2107 | They said they accept all pets but this is ridiculous | 1.3030 | 0.04859 | 99 | 75 | 20 | 4 |
2108 | Weird. Last night I dreamt an ostrich with its head in the sand . | 1.3030 | 0.05459 | 99 | 73 | 22 | 4 |
2109 | You should’ve just given him your Netflix password | 1.3030 | 0.05998 | 99 | 76 | 16 | 7 |
2110 | At least he’ll be quieter than the elephant in the room | 1.3030 | 0.03196 | 99 | 76 | 21 | 2 |
2111 | Honestly, I think he’s just as happy here. | 1.3030 | 0.05459 | 99 | 73 | 22 | 4 |
2112 | And what about zoocial distancing? | 1.3030 | 0.05644 | 99 | 74 | 20 | 5 |
2113 | I know, but the price was right, and the view is spectacular! | 1.3030 | 0.05459 | 99 | 73 | 22 | 4 |
2114 | hmm..where did the elephant in the room go to? | 1.3030 | 0.06168 | 99 | 77 | 14 | 8 |
2115 | Looks like the people downstairs got a new quarantine pet | 1.3030 | 0.05998 | 99 | 76 | 16 | 7 |
2116 | She's practicing for the glass ceiling | 1.3030 | 0.05644 | 99 | 74 | 20 | 5 |
2117 | Just our luck...why do we always end up sitting behind the tallest guy in the room?!?! | 1.3030 | 0.04859 | 99 | 70 | 28 | 1 |
2118 | Sorry, the AC is broken down there! | 1.3030 | 0.05266 | 99 | 72 | 24 | 3 |
2119 | I am glad we got this end | 1.3030 | 0.05998 | 99 | 76 | 16 | 7 |
2120 | ‘I always sleep in my house but wake up in theirs..’ | 1.3030 | 0.05266 | 99 | 72 | 24 | 3 |
2121 | I hear they’re very quiet. | 1.3030 | 0.05644 | 99 | 74 | 20 | 5 |
2122 | They did warn us that moving to the city might mean nosey neighbors | 1.3030 | 0.05266 | 99 | 72 | 24 | 3 |
2123 | Wow, this HD TV really brings planet earth to life | 1.3030 | 0.05998 | 99 | 76 | 16 | 7 |
2124 | This is the last time I'm doing edibles with you! | 1.3030 | 0.05067 | 99 | 76 | 18 | 5 |
2125 | That's why this appartment was so affordable. The neighborhood is wild! | 1.3030 | 0.05459 | 99 | 73 | 22 | 4 |
2126 | That easement might not have been such a good idea. | 1.3030 | 0.05067 | 99 | 71 | 26 | 2 |
2127 | I guess he brought his work home again | 1.3030 | 0.05459 | 99 | 73 | 22 | 4 |
2128 | Honestly it’s nice to finally have some company over. | 1.3030 | 0.05824 | 99 | 75 | 18 | 6 |
2129 | only in New York baby | 1.3030 | 0.05824 | 99 | 75 | 18 | 6 |
2130 | You know, I think this can work. | 1.3030 | 0.05644 | 99 | 74 | 20 | 5 |
2131 | When we signed the lease, "obstructed view" didn't seem like a problem. | 1.3030 | 0.05998 | 99 | 76 | 16 | 7 |
2132 | I told you, something like this would happen, once you start getting friendly with the neighbors in this city! | 1.3030 | 0.05824 | 99 | 75 | 18 | 6 |
2133 | Now that’s what I call sticking your neck out | 1.3030 | 0.05459 | 99 | 73 | 22 | 4 |
2134 | Baby, I know this new Attenborough documentary is in 3D but we’re not wearing our glasses...right?! | 1.3030 | 0.05067 | 99 | 71 | 26 | 2 |
2135 | Is that a giraffe in our living room or are you happy to see me? | 1.3030 | 0.06168 | 99 | 77 | 14 | 8 |
2136 | We've been to dozens of couple counselling sessions and she still won't address the giraffe in the room. | 1.3030 | 0.05998 | 99 | 76 | 16 | 7 |
2137 | How’d this guy get a head of us. | 1.3030 | 0.05824 | 99 | 75 | 18 | 6 |
2138 | said something about the grass being greener? | 1.3030 | 0.05824 | 99 | 75 | 18 | 6 |
2139 | At least we only have to deal with the feeding end. | 1.3021 | 0.05155 | 96 | 69 | 25 | 2 |
2140 | Getting her here was a tall order. | 1.3021 | 0.05565 | 96 | 71 | 21 | 4 |
2141 | She has squatter’s rights over both units. | 1.3021 | 0.05364 | 96 | 70 | 23 | 3 |
2142 | We got the good end. | 1.3021 | 0.05565 | 96 | 71 | 21 | 4 |
2143 | It a real conservation piece. | 1.3021 | 0.05758 | 96 | 72 | 19 | 5 |
2144 | He said he was socially distancing from downstairs. | 1.3021 | 0.05758 | 96 | 72 | 19 | 5 |
2145 | Maybe we should have asked just they meant by 'pet friendly' when we signed the lease. | 1.3021 | 0.05364 | 96 | 70 | 23 | 3 |
2146 | Ok. You win. The animal channel it is | 1.3021 | 0.05565 | 96 | 71 | 21 | 4 |
2147 | Well, the upside is that he doesn't bark. | 1.3021 | 0.05758 | 96 | 72 | 19 | 5 |
2148 | I don't mind sharing our exotic pet with the neighbors as long as they take care of the litter box. | 1.3021 | 0.06127 | 96 | 74 | 15 | 7 |
2149 | On one level, it could be a bit like owning a dog. But on another level, yeah, it's a giraffe. | 1.3021 | 0.06304 | 96 | 75 | 13 | 8 |
2150 | When we suggested - Pop up anytime! -- who knew they'd ever take us up on it? | 1.3021 | 0.05758 | 96 | 72 | 19 | 5 |
2151 | Well, THAT didn't work. Maybe jack up the couch next? | 1.3021 | 0.05565 | 96 | 71 | 21 | 4 |
2152 | Just wait until you see my aquarium. | 1.3021 | 0.05946 | 96 | 73 | 17 | 6 |
2153 | And that's why i needed to buy a duplex. | 1.3021 | 0.05155 | 96 | 69 | 25 | 2 |
2154 | I needed a partner who would stick their neck out for me. | 1.3021 | 0.05565 | 96 | 71 | 21 | 4 |
2155 | Yeah, but we didn’t need to feed their Christmas tree. | 1.3021 | 0.05565 | 96 | 71 | 21 | 4 |
2156 | All I really wanted was a coffee table. | 1.3021 | 0.05565 | 96 | 71 | 21 | 4 |
2157 | Yeah, we have to feed him, but they have to clean up after him. | 1.3021 | 0.06127 | 96 | 74 | 15 | 7 |
2158 | Say what you want about the neighbors downstairs... They are quiet. | 1.3021 | 0.04826 | 96 | 75 | 16 | 5 |
2159 | I wonder which floor it’s on. | 1.3021 | 0.05565 | 96 | 71 | 21 | 4 |
2160 | Our lease did say pet friendly. | 1.3021 | 0.05758 | 96 | 72 | 19 | 5 |
2161 | I spy with my little eye... | 1.3021 | 0.05261 | 96 | 72 | 20 | 4 |
2162 | Sure, he stuck his neck out, but where’s the risk. | 1.3021 | 0.05946 | 96 | 73 | 17 | 6 |
2163 | You really should have splurged for the higher ceilings. | 1.3021 | 0.05946 | 96 | 73 | 17 | 6 |
2164 | I'm telling you, Eric Trump will never find her here. | 1.3021 | 0.05946 | 96 | 73 | 17 | 6 |
2165 | How do I always end up behind the tall guy? | 1.3021 | 0.05946 | 96 | 73 | 17 | 6 |
2166 | I guess I should have asked what ‘unique duplex near the zoo’ meant. | 1.3021 | 0.05565 | 96 | 71 | 21 | 4 |
2167 | Hey, can we watch something other than Animal Planet for a change? | 1.3021 | 0.05565 | 96 | 71 | 21 | 4 |
2168 | If only Geoffrey the giraffe knew what he was getting into when he said yes to taking over for the elephant during quarantine | 1.3021 | 0.05758 | 96 | 72 | 19 | 5 |
2169 | I'll be happy when the Johnsons get their own TV repaired.' | 1.3021 | 0.05758 | 96 | 72 | 19 | 5 |
2170 | she loves watching animal planet with us | 1.3021 | 0.05364 | 96 | 70 | 23 | 3 |
2171 | No potty training required. She's the perfect apartment pet. | 1.3021 | 0.05758 | 96 | 72 | 19 | 5 |
2172 | When I said you could move in, I didn't know you had an emotional support animal. | 1.3021 | 0.05758 | 96 | 72 | 19 | 5 |
2173 | At least we got this end of him. | 1.3021 | 0.06127 | 96 | 74 | 15 | 7 |
2174 | Let's just call it performance art." | 1.3021 | 0.05155 | 96 | 69 | 25 | 2 |
2175 | Look on the bright side, we"ve got two extra coat hooks | 1.3021 | 0.05565 | 96 | 71 | 21 | 4 |
2176 | They said ‘you’ll never domesticate a giraffe,’ but look how much she enjoys the British Baking shows! | 1.3021 | 0.05758 | 96 | 72 | 19 | 5 |
2177 | This seems harder than when we addressed the elephant | 1.3021 | 0.05155 | 96 | 69 | 25 | 2 |
2178 | It's called a neck easement. Uncommon, but . . . | 1.3021 | 0.05946 | 96 | 73 | 17 | 6 |
2179 | Can we switch over to the Discovery channel? I haven’t seen my cousin Carl in years. | 1.3021 | 0.05758 | 96 | 72 | 19 | 5 |
2180 | Wait'll the ostrich sees this. | 1.3021 | 0.05758 | 96 | 72 | 19 | 5 |
2181 | I just wonder what the people downstairs are thinking. | 1.3021 | 0.05946 | 96 | 73 | 17 | 6 |
2182 | Wow, he really stuck his neck out on the mortgage. | 1.3021 | 0.05946 | 96 | 73 | 17 | 6 |
2183 | Well, it is less fraught than the elephant. | 1.3021 | 0.03511 | 96 | 75 | 18 | 3 |
2184 | It's better than the downstairs unit. We just have to feed her. | 1.3021 | 0.06304 | 96 | 75 | 13 | 8 |
2185 | How much did you donate to the adopt-an-animal program?" | 1.3021 | 0.05364 | 96 | 70 | 23 | 3 |
2186 | So what if my emotional support animal is, as you say, "tall". I have a right to be accommodated! | 1.3021 | 0.06127 | 96 | 74 | 15 | 7 |
2187 | Actually, these is a giraffe clause in the lease. | 1.3021 | 0.05758 | 96 | 72 | 19 | 5 |
2188 | For a minute, I nearly forgot about the family of hyenas living upstairs. | 1.3021 | 0.06127 | 96 | 74 | 15 | 7 |
2189 | I am really glad we don’t live in the apartment below us! | 1.3021 | 0.05946 | 96 | 73 | 17 | 6 |
2190 | We need to talk about the giraffe in the room. | 1.3021 | 0.06127 | 96 | 74 | 15 | 7 |
2191 | Motherfucker! The giraffes are back. | 1.3021 | 0.05946 | 96 | 73 | 17 | 6 |
2192 | OK, it's a giraffe. Let's eat. | 1.3021 | 0.06127 | 96 | 74 | 15 | 7 |
2193 | George, the party doesn't start until 1:00. | 1.3021 | 0.05364 | 96 | 70 | 23 | 3 |
2194 | I know I've said it before,but my favorite part about living over a zoo is the giraffe. | 1.3021 | 0.06127 | 96 | 74 | 15 | 7 |
2195 | I wish she would get her own Netflix account. | 1.3021 | 0.05565 | 96 | 71 | 21 | 4 |
2196 | Well yes we'll have to feed him but it's better than being on the floor below. | 1.3021 | 0.05758 | 96 | 72 | 19 | 5 |
2197 | If only we'd brought our Ring Toss set. | 1.3021 | 0.05758 | 96 | 72 | 19 | 5 |
2198 | Well I think it’s obvious we need to talk about the elephant in the room. | 1.3021 | 0.05565 | 96 | 71 | 21 | 4 |
2199 | He wanted a room with a view and the Zoo's willing to pay. | 1.3021 | 0.05565 | 96 | 71 | 21 | 4 |
2200 | Usually it’s the upstairs neighbors that we complain about. | 1.3021 | 0.05565 | 96 | 71 | 21 | 4 |
2201 | Well, this certainly beats watching the news | 1.3021 | 0.05565 | 96 | 71 | 21 | 4 |
2202 | ‘It could be worse, we only have to feed him...’ | 1.3021 | 0.05758 | 96 | 72 | 19 | 5 |
2203 | But why does the hole have to be right between my side and the TV? | 1.3021 | 0.06127 | 96 | 74 | 15 | 7 |
2204 | The listing did advertise high ceilings. Though, I suppose it’s relative” | 1.3021 | 0.04711 | 96 | 72 | 21 | 3 |
2205 | Honey, did you update Safari? | 1.3021 | 0.05758 | 96 | 72 | 19 | 5 |
2206 | What do you mean? I'm always sticking my neck out for you like that...! | 1.3021 | 0.05758 | 96 | 72 | 19 | 5 |
2207 | I always get seated behind the tall guy | 1.3021 | 0.04938 | 96 | 68 | 27 | 1 |
2208 | Dammit Ollie! Why do you have to keep sticking your neck into our business? | 1.3021 | 0.06127 | 96 | 74 | 15 | 7 |
2209 | I wondered why this Airbnb was so cheap... | 1.3021 | 0.06127 | 96 | 74 | 15 | 7 |
2210 | If you think this is bad. Imagine the view from the apartment below. | 1.3021 | 0.05565 | 96 | 71 | 21 | 4 |
2211 | I'm sure I don't need to point out the elephant in the room, but you're seeing it too, right? | 1.3021 | 0.05758 | 96 | 72 | 19 | 5 |
2212 | We’re still not moving to the suburbs. | 1.3021 | 0.05565 | 96 | 71 | 21 | 4 |
2213 | I thought it was supposed to be an elephant. | 1.3021 | 0.05946 | 96 | 73 | 17 | 6 |
2214 | Honey, is bewilderness a word" | 1.3021 | 0.05946 | 96 | 73 | 17 | 6 |
2215 | We only have to feed him. It's worse downstairs. | 1.3021 | 0.05565 | 96 | 71 | 21 | 4 |
2216 | I told you I was accommodating | 1.3021 | 0.05364 | 96 | 70 | 23 | 3 |
2217 | Don't kid yourself. She doesn't like us, it's just the TV. | 1.3021 | 0.06304 | 96 | 75 | 13 | 8 |
2218 | ...see, and that’s exactly what being affable gets you. | 1.3021 | 0.05758 | 96 | 72 | 19 | 5 |
2219 | And they said a Zoom safari would never happen. | 1.3021 | 0.06127 | 96 | 74 | 15 | 7 |
2220 | It’s always the ones with the biggest heads that sit right in front of you. | 1.3021 | 0.06127 | 96 | 74 | 15 | 7 |
2221 | It knocks $700 off the rent. | 1.3021 | 0.05565 | 96 | 71 | 21 | 4 |
2222 | I guess it's cool, but where do I put my coffee? | 1.3021 | 0.06127 | 96 | 74 | 15 | 7 |
2223 | It literally takes social distancing to new heights | 1.3021 | 0.05946 | 96 | 73 | 17 | 6 |
2224 | The listing said high ceilings.. | 1.3021 | 0.04826 | 96 | 70 | 24 | 2 |
2225 | We’re going to need a new therapist. | 1.3021 | 0.05758 | 96 | 72 | 19 | 5 |
2226 | So that's what that hole in the floor was for | 1.3021 | 0.06127 | 96 | 74 | 15 | 7 |
2227 | Now we know why the rent was so cheap | 1.3021 | 0.05758 | 96 | 72 | 19 | 5 |
2228 | I guess we could watch Lion King | 1.3021 | 0.06127 | 96 | 74 | 15 | 7 |
2229 | I know, I know but it’s rent stabilized. | 1.3021 | 0.05758 | 96 | 72 | 19 | 5 |
2230 | I hate to say it but It’s your turn to take him for a walk | 1.3021 | 0.05364 | 96 | 70 | 23 | 3 |
2231 | I thought you said this building had high ceilings.” | 1.3000 | 0.05596 | 100 | 75 | 20 | 5 |
2232 | I always wanted a trophy but I just couldn't pull the trigger. | 1.3000 | 0.05222 | 100 | 73 | 24 | 3 |
2233 | A Stay at Home Safari! | 1.3000 | 0.05774 | 100 | 76 | 18 | 6 |
2234 | Do you know what a duplex with 20 ft. ceilings costs? | 1.3000 | 0.05596 | 100 | 75 | 20 | 5 |
2235 | I told you the downstairs neighbor was nosy... | 1.3000 | 0.05505 | 100 | 77 | 17 | 6 |
2236 | One more thing to tell my therapist about, I guess. | 1.2990 | 0.05892 | 97 | 74 | 17 | 6 |
2237 | Man, I should have paid extra for a unit on a higher floor. | 1.2990 | 0.05112 | 97 | 70 | 25 | 2 |
2238 | It’s one those new optical illusion throw rugs. | 1.2990 | 0.05892 | 97 | 74 | 17 | 6 |
2239 | At least we don't have to deal with the clean-up. | 1.2990 | 0.05707 | 97 | 73 | 19 | 5 |
2240 | Did the realtor explain what KIND of easement it was? | 1.2990 | 0.05892 | 97 | 74 | 17 | 6 |
2241 | She's obsessed with our Dalmatian. | 1.2990 | 0.06072 | 97 | 75 | 15 | 7 |
2242 | Should we get her a mask? | 1.2990 | 0.05317 | 97 | 71 | 23 | 3 |
2243 | When they moved in they asked if there was any limit on pets | 1.2990 | 0.03639 | 97 | 74 | 21 | 2 |
2244 | For the record, I wanted to go with the other interior designer... | 1.2990 | 0.05892 | 97 | 74 | 17 | 6 |
2245 | I never expected him to grow so quickly. We should have put his room in the attic. | 1.2990 | 0.05516 | 97 | 72 | 21 | 4 |
2246 | We should have taken that third floor walk up. | 1.2990 | 0.05707 | 97 | 73 | 19 | 5 |
2247 | This was bound to happen once we let them store their stroller in the lobby. | 1.2990 | 0.04672 | 97 | 73 | 21 | 3 |
2248 | Well, yes, it is hotter up here in the summer months, but honestly, I’m thankful to be on this end of it. | 1.2990 | 0.05317 | 97 | 71 | 23 | 3 |
2249 | I know we moved into this building because they allowed pets, but this is ridiculous. | 1.2990 | 0.05516 | 97 | 72 | 21 | 4 |
2250 | he’s not even wearing a mask | 1.2990 | 0.06072 | 97 | 75 | 15 | 7 |
2251 | Why can't they just subscribe to Animal Planet downstairs? | 1.2981 | 0.05614 | 104 | 79 | 19 | 6 |
2252 | I guess it’ll be better than the constant head banging sounds. | 1.2979 | 0.05825 | 94 | 71 | 18 | 5 |
2253 | Next time we rent space, NO PETS! | 1.2979 | 0.06205 | 94 | 73 | 14 | 7 |
2254 | So. Do you want to talk about the giraffe in the room? | 1.2979 | 0.05625 | 94 | 70 | 20 | 4 |
2255 | We should have let Dr. and Mrs. Doolittle have the top floor. | 1.2979 | 0.05825 | 94 | 71 | 18 | 5 |
2256 | Next time just give him the Netflix password. | 1.2979 | 0.06387 | 94 | 74 | 12 | 8 |
2257 | YOU complained about their elephant... | 1.2979 | 0.05202 | 94 | 68 | 24 | 2 |
2258 | And remember when you told the rental agent that living above the 'Big and Tall Shop' wouldn't be a problem for us?! | 1.2979 | 0.06018 | 94 | 72 | 16 | 6 |
2259 | We feed him. They walk him. | 1.2979 | 0.05625 | 94 | 70 | 20 | 4 |
2260 | Sure, we're responsible for feeding him, but we don't have to clean up after him. | 1.2979 | 0.05825 | 94 | 71 | 18 | 5 |
2261 | I got it! Let's feed it something that makes the neighbors, um, rethink their decision. | 1.2979 | 0.06018 | 94 | 72 | 16 | 6 |
2262 | Remember when we only had an elephant in this room? | 1.2979 | 0.06205 | 94 | 73 | 14 | 7 |
2263 | Love its whimsical joie de vivre, dimensionality and palette, how the darks and lights harmonize with the positive-negative space to create eye movement . . . or did the piece just blink?" | 1.2979 | 0.06018 | 94 | 72 | 16 | 6 |
2264 | How the hell did he cut that hole? | 1.2979 | 0.05825 | 94 | 71 | 18 | 5 |
2265 | I knew that hole was too big for a mouse! | 1.2979 | 0.06205 | 94 | 73 | 14 | 7 |
2266 | Don't complain. We got the better half. | 1.2979 | 0.05825 | 94 | 71 | 18 | 5 |
2267 | Yeah, it's a little more expensive than the downstairs apartment honey, but soooo much more predictable. | 1.2979 | 0.05825 | 94 | 71 | 18 | 5 |
2268 | She's trying to self-isolate from the herd of wildebeeste downstairs | 1.2979 | 0.05625 | 94 | 70 | 20 | 4 |
2269 | Guess we'll move the t.v. | 1.2979 | 0.06563 | 94 | 75 | 10 | 9 |
2270 | Think about it. We're the lucky ones. All we have to do is feed her. | 1.2979 | 0.06387 | 94 | 74 | 12 | 8 |
2271 | This time, YOU stun it and I’ll try to pull it all the way through. | 1.2979 | 0.05625 | 94 | 70 | 20 | 4 |
2272 | It was so nice of her to make us those paintings. | 1.2979 | 0.05625 | 94 | 70 | 20 | 4 |
2273 | What did you think the realtor meant when he said the couple downstairs had an exotic animal as a pet? | 1.2979 | 0.05625 | 94 | 70 | 20 | 4 |
2274 | Cute, yeah, but he doesn't come when I call him. | 1.2979 | 0.05825 | 94 | 71 | 18 | 5 |
2275 | I liked the mermaid better, but the floor was always slippery. | 1.2979 | 0.05418 | 94 | 69 | 22 | 3 |
2276 | I thought it was always the elephant in the room . | 1.2979 | 0.05522 | 94 | 72 | 17 | 5 |
2277 | I’ve been wondering who’s been eating all the plants. | 1.2979 | 0.05825 | 94 | 71 | 18 | 5 |
2278 | Well, compared to the family that lives below us, I'm thinking we're sitting pretty. | 1.2979 | 0.05625 | 94 | 70 | 20 | 4 |
2279 | Now you know why I wanted the top floor. | 1.2979 | 0.06205 | 94 | 73 | 14 | 7 |
2280 | Maybe we need to stop tap dancing. | 1.2979 | 0.05418 | 94 | 69 | 22 | 3 |
2281 | Remember the good old days when rats were the problem? | 1.2979 | 0.05625 | 94 | 70 | 20 | 4 |
2282 | Personally, I would have been happier with a dog. | 1.2979 | 0.05625 | 94 | 70 | 20 | 4 |
2283 | Yeah. It feels a lot more open without the carpeting. | 1.2979 | 0.04978 | 94 | 67 | 26 | 1 |
2284 | We share him with the folks on 26 and 25! | 1.2979 | 0.06018 | 94 | 72 | 16 | 6 |
2285 | I think it comes with the new Safari search app. | 1.2979 | 0.05418 | 94 | 69 | 22 | 3 |
2286 | Here's the beauty part. We just have to feed it. | 1.2979 | 0.05202 | 94 | 68 | 24 | 2 |
2287 | That makes 3 ficus trees this week. | 1.2979 | 0.05625 | 94 | 70 | 20 | 4 |
2288 | Well this is a pain in the neck. | 1.2979 | 0.05825 | 94 | 71 | 18 | 5 |
2289 | I thought you said the building had 15-foot ceilings. | 1.2979 | 0.04861 | 94 | 74 | 15 | 5 |
2290 | So, how's this gonna work again? We just feed him an downstairs will do the rest? | 1.2979 | 0.06018 | 94 | 72 | 16 | 6 |
2291 | Worst pet-sitting job EVER. | 1.2979 | 0.05625 | 94 | 70 | 20 | 4 |
2292 | She was such a cute baby. | 1.2979 | 0.05418 | 94 | 69 | 22 | 3 |
2293 | Now can we get a coffee table? | 1.2979 | 0.05825 | 94 | 71 | 18 | 5 |
2294 | Hey pal, do you mind? You're blocking the TV. | 1.2979 | 0.05825 | 94 | 71 | 18 | 5 |
2295 | 2020: This ship has sailed, and with such a weird heading | 1.2979 | 0.06205 | 94 | 73 | 14 | 7 |
2296 | I know he smells terrible, but I'm making a killing off his drawings. | 1.2979 | 0.05825 | 94 | 71 | 18 | 5 |
2297 | Couldn’t they have just got a dog? | 1.2979 | 0.06018 | 94 | 72 | 16 | 6 |
2298 | Honey, let’s just give him the password to our Netflix account. | 1.2979 | 0.05418 | 94 | 69 | 22 | 3 |
2299 | The neighbors owe us big time for guarding their giraffe this summer! | 1.2979 | 0.01070 | 94 | 77 | 15 | 2 |
2300 | He’ll perk up when the guy downstairs gets home. | 1.2979 | 0.05418 | 94 | 69 | 22 | 3 |
2301 | I promise it's just for tonight... he's having trouble fitting in downstairs. | 1.2979 | 0.05825 | 94 | 71 | 18 | 5 |
2302 | Are you seeing this or is it the acid? | 1.2979 | 0.05418 | 94 | 69 | 22 | 3 |
2303 | Look honey, I don’t like it either but we have to choose our battles. | 1.2979 | 0.05625 | 94 | 70 | 20 | 4 |
2304 | Still the most affordable place in the city | 1.2979 | 0.05825 | 94 | 71 | 18 | 5 |
2305 | How do you think I can afford the view? | 1.2979 | 0.06018 | 94 | 72 | 16 | 6 |
2306 | 'our super said he will come check it out in a few days.' | 1.2979 | 0.06018 | 94 | 72 | 16 | 6 |
2307 | I bet he thinks this is a deluxe apartment in the sky.. | 1.2979 | 0.05625 | 94 | 70 | 20 | 4 |
2308 | I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: we’ve outgrown the house, Phil. | 1.2979 | 0.05625 | 94 | 70 | 20 | 4 |
2309 | Our neighbour Mr. G. Raiffe really needs to get his own Netflix account. | 1.2979 | 0.06563 | 94 | 75 | 10 | 9 |
2310 | I always said this city is a zoo. | 1.2979 | 0.06018 | 94 | 72 | 16 | 6 |
2311 | You were right, I shouldn’t have cut that hole in the floor | 1.2979 | 0.05825 | 94 | 71 | 18 | 5 |
2312 | Get him a Bud . . . a tall neck. | 1.2959 | 0.04856 | 98 | 70 | 27 | 1 |
2313 | First it was the elephant in the room, and now this! | 1.2947 | 0.05264 | 95 | 72 | 19 | 4 |
2314 | At least we don’t live below the elephant. | 1.2947 | 0.05370 | 95 | 70 | 22 | 3 |
2315 | First the ostrich upstairs, now this. | 1.2947 | 0.05962 | 95 | 73 | 16 | 6 |
2316 | I’m just glad we got the upstairs on this duplex | 1.2947 | 0.05157 | 95 | 69 | 24 | 2 |
2317 | I bet he's up to his neck in HOA fees. | 1.2947 | 0.05962 | 95 | 73 | 16 | 6 |
2318 | I think he is looking for a place to sequester | 1.2947 | 0.06147 | 95 | 74 | 14 | 7 |
2319 | This isn't really what we had in mind when we said you could pop in any time | 1.2947 | 0.05370 | 95 | 70 | 22 | 3 |
2320 | Where did you find this Safari land cruise package ? | 1.2947 | 0.05772 | 95 | 72 | 18 | 5 |
2321 | Sure we have to feed him, but it could be worse. | 1.2947 | 0.05574 | 95 | 71 | 20 | 4 |
2322 | I told you it sounded like there was a zoo downstairs. | 1.2935 | 0.05687 | 92 | 69 | 19 | 4 |
2323 | They say their necks are long because their feet smell. | 1.2935 | 0.05687 | 92 | 69 | 19 | 4 |
2324 | No wonder they're charging such high rent. | 1.2935 | 0.05893 | 92 | 70 | 17 | 5 |
2325 | Looks like they were tired of banging a broom on the ceiling. | 1.2935 | 0.05687 | 92 | 69 | 19 | 4 |
2326 | Looks like the neighbors are air b-n-b’ing again... | 1.2935 | 0.05687 | 92 | 69 | 19 | 4 |
2327 | Hey Man,I am starting to think that our downstairs neighbor is getting weird on us. | 1.2935 | 0.06093 | 92 | 71 | 15 | 6 |
2328 | Stay positive, all we have to do is feed it. | 1.2935 | 0.05473 | 92 | 68 | 21 | 3 |
2329 | At least, we are not in the apartment beneath him. | 1.2935 | 0.05893 | 92 | 70 | 17 | 5 |
2330 | I hear it's a real zoo downstairs! | 1.2935 | 0.05687 | 92 | 69 | 19 | 4 |
2331 | Head's up! | 1.2935 | 0.05473 | 92 | 68 | 21 | 3 |
2332 | Nothing surprises me anymore | 1.2935 | 0.06286 | 92 | 72 | 13 | 7 |
2333 | Glad we chose the high rise. Can you imagine what came with the walk up? | 1.2935 | 0.05687 | 92 | 69 | 19 | 4 |
2334 | Next year we can buy the rest of the giraffe. | 1.2935 | 0.05893 | 92 | 70 | 17 | 5 |
2335 | This is great! With this animal sharing arrangement with the Andersons, we are only responsible for input. | 1.2935 | 0.06286 | 92 | 72 | 13 | 7 |
2336 | I thought having the elephant in the room was bad enough, but noooo! | 1.2935 | 0.05473 | 92 | 68 | 21 | 3 |
2337 | That family below us is a real zoo. | 1.2935 | 0.06093 | 92 | 71 | 15 | 6 |
2338 | I want to be good neighbors but we really need to draw the line at some point | 1.2935 | 0.05893 | 92 | 70 | 17 | 5 |
2339 | Looks like they got rid of rent ceilings | 1.2935 | 0.06286 | 92 | 72 | 13 | 7 |
2340 | It's got to be better than what the downstairs neighbors are watching. | 1.2935 | 0.05893 | 92 | 70 | 17 | 5 |
2341 | I thought you read the lease. | 1.2935 | 0.05473 | 92 | 68 | 21 | 3 |
2342 | This game is neck and neck. | 1.2935 | 0.05893 | 92 | 70 | 17 | 5 |
2343 | That place is a zoo down there. Have you ever seen the monkey business that goes on? | 1.2935 | 0.05687 | 92 | 69 | 19 | 4 |
2344 | Maybe a hat rack...? | 1.2935 | 0.05687 | 92 | 69 | 19 | 4 |
2345 | That reminds me, do we have any peanuts? Dave and Julia Elephant will be coming down for drinks a bit later. | 1.2935 | 0.05893 | 92 | 70 | 17 | 5 |
2346 | On the plus side, he's paid his part of the rent six months in advance. | 1.2935 | 0.05473 | 92 | 68 | 21 | 3 |
2347 | The taxidermist said it was "half off." | 1.2935 | 0.05893 | 92 | 70 | 17 | 5 |
2348 | I told you not to get Discovery Channel... | 1.2935 | 0.05473 | 92 | 68 | 21 | 3 |
2349 | What floor is this? | 1.2935 | 0.05250 | 92 | 67 | 23 | 2 |
2350 | He said that he just needed a place to hole up in. | 1.2935 | 0.05687 | 92 | 69 | 19 | 4 |
2351 | Is it just me, or have we not had an unobstructed viewing of a David Attenborough show since moving into this apartment? | 1.2935 | 0.05893 | 92 | 70 | 17 | 5 |
2352 | I know I should have some sort of reaction, it’s just nothing really surprises me anymore. | 1.2935 | 0.06093 | 92 | 71 | 15 | 6 |
2353 | Next time just give him the Netflix password when he asks. | 1.2935 | 0.06093 | 92 | 71 | 15 | 6 |
2354 | Next time let him have the Netflix password. | 1.2935 | 0.05250 | 92 | 67 | 23 | 2 |
2355 | MAYBE HE JUST WANTS TO STRETCH HIS NECK | 1.2935 | 0.05893 | 92 | 70 | 17 | 5 |
2356 | I told you that guys with the name of Barnum and Bailey renting the apartment below us made me nervous. | 1.2935 | 0.05893 | 92 | 70 | 17 | 5 |
2357 | I thought I'd be happy with any neighbor as long as they're quiet. | 1.2935 | 0.05893 | 92 | 70 | 17 | 5 |
2358 | The neighbors say she's pooping fine. | 1.2935 | 0.06093 | 92 | 71 | 15 | 6 |
2359 | So I figured I'd prefer foodie duty to doodie duty. | 1.2935 | 0.06655 | 92 | 74 | 9 | 9 |
2360 | Relax,Becky. We've all had to make some adjustments recently. | 1.2935 | 0.05473 | 92 | 68 | 21 | 3 |
2361 | I think a palm tree would have been a better option. | 1.2935 | 0.05893 | 92 | 70 | 17 | 5 |
2362 | It would have been a lot easier if we would have bought him his own TV. | 1.2935 | 0.05687 | 92 | 69 | 19 | 4 |
2363 | We helped him out. The least he could do is turn around and look at us. | 1.2935 | 0.05893 | 92 | 70 | 17 | 5 |
2364 | They don’t allow cats. | 1.2935 | 0.06093 | 92 | 71 | 15 | 6 |
2365 | Sure beats the news! | 1.2935 | 0.05893 | 92 | 70 | 17 | 5 |
2366 | I feel so sorry for the people in the apartment below us. | 1.2935 | 0.05135 | 92 | 69 | 20 | 3 |
2367 | I don't know why Fred downstairs is complaining; we're the ones who have to feed him. | 1.2935 | 0.06093 | 92 | 71 | 15 | 6 |
2368 | If I cut a hole closer to the TV he could change the channel by himself | 1.2935 | 0.05893 | 92 | 70 | 17 | 5 |
2369 | You can’t feed him too much or my downstairs neighbor complains. | 1.2935 | 0.05473 | 92 | 68 | 21 | 3 |
2370 | There was nothing the builder could do, it's a protected species. | 1.2935 | 0.05893 | 92 | 70 | 17 | 5 |
2371 | You tell him he can’t binge The Crown. | 1.2935 | 0.05893 | 92 | 70 | 17 | 5 |
2372 | You'd rather we were two floors down? | 1.2935 | 0.05250 | 92 | 67 | 23 | 2 |
2373 | I don't care if he has low ceilings, does he need to watch the Animal Channel up here? | 1.2935 | 0.06093 | 92 | 71 | 15 | 6 |
2374 | Zoo will take him after fourteen days. | 1.2935 | 0.06093 | 92 | 71 | 15 | 6 |
2375 | I like our coffee table better. | 1.2935 | 0.06655 | 92 | 74 | 9 | 9 |
2376 | Definitely more pleasant hanging out upstairs with him. | 1.2935 | 0.05473 | 92 | 68 | 21 | 3 |
2377 | And here I thought they were banging on the ceiling because we were being to loud. | 1.2935 | 0.06093 | 92 | 71 | 15 | 6 |
2378 | Told you, years ago, we should’ve given them a baby aardvark instead. | 1.2935 | 0.05893 | 92 | 70 | 17 | 5 |
2379 | 'I told you these apartments have low ceilings!' | 1.2935 | 0.05687 | 92 | 69 | 19 | 4 |
2380 | No, please tell enlighten me, what is the difference between a giraffe and an okapi? | 1.2935 | 0.05473 | 92 | 68 | 21 | 3 |
2381 | Well, this explains that terrible smell coming from the downstairs apartment. | 1.2935 | 0.05473 | 92 | 68 | 21 | 3 |
2382 | This is because you fed him at the zoo last weekend. | 1.2935 | 0.05893 | 92 | 70 | 17 | 5 |
2383 | Finally, someone willing to stick his neck out for what's right. | 1.2935 | 0.04897 | 92 | 68 | 22 | 2 |
2384 | I know I said no more cats, but I meant no more pets! | 1.2935 | 0.06093 | 92 | 71 | 15 | 6 |
2385 | Moving upstairs really improved the view. | 1.2935 | 0.05893 | 92 | 70 | 17 | 5 |
2386 | The previous tenants did mention that our neighbour would stick his neck out for us! | 1.2935 | 0.05893 | 92 | 70 | 17 | 5 |
2387 | We're on a 12-month lease, should we name her? | 1.2935 | 0.05687 | 92 | 69 | 19 | 4 |
2388 | Huge Mistake Putting Dr. Dolittle on the Co-Op Board | 1.2935 | 0.05473 | 92 | 68 | 21 | 3 |
2389 | Maybe we're being a bit too accommodating to the neighbors downstairs. | 1.2935 | 0.05473 | 92 | 68 | 21 | 3 |
2390 | If our neighbor won't pay for cable for his pet, let's add laxatives to Geoffrey's snacks. | 1.2935 | 0.05687 | 92 | 69 | 19 | 4 |
2391 | I’m glad we got the upper floor part. | 1.2935 | 0.05893 | 92 | 70 | 17 | 5 |
2392 | Studios aren’t what they used to be. | 1.2935 | 0.06093 | 92 | 71 | 15 | 6 |
2393 | I don't care what the book says, I still don't think they are great apartment pets. | 1.2935 | 0.05687 | 92 | 69 | 19 | 4 |
2394 | The worst part is, he refuses to wear a mask. | 1.2935 | 0.05687 | 92 | 69 | 19 | 4 |
2395 | Yelp wasn't kidding when it said the zoo was 0 miles away... | 1.2935 | 0.05893 | 92 | 70 | 17 | 5 |
2396 | That reminds me, Smokey from next door borrowed a jar of honey. | 1.2935 | 0.05250 | 92 | 67 | 23 | 2 |
2397 | Feeding her is easy. I don’t even want to think about what is happening downstairs. | 1.2935 | 0.05687 | 92 | 69 | 19 | 4 |
2398 | I guess people really are leaving the city. | 1.2935 | 0.05687 | 92 | 69 | 19 | 4 |
2399 | ‘“I’m just glad they didn’t move in upstairs.” | 1.2935 | 0.05893 | 92 | 70 | 17 | 5 |
2400 | These things always make sense at a silent auction. | 1.2935 | 0.05893 | 92 | 70 | 17 | 5 |
2401 | It got rave reviews on Amazon. | 1.2935 | 0.06093 | 92 | 71 | 15 | 6 |
2402 | I mean, it’s rent-controlled, so... | 1.2935 | 0.05687 | 92 | 69 | 19 | 4 |
2403 | Hey Could You Move Your Head | 1.2935 | 0.05893 | 92 | 70 | 17 | 5 |
2404 | Janet, I love you. But your apartment’s turning into a real zoo. | 1.2935 | 0.05687 | 92 | 69 | 19 | 4 |
2405 | the elephant is on back order. | 1.2935 | 0.05893 | 92 | 70 | 17 | 5 |
2406 | He was promised vaulted ceilings. | 1.2935 | 0.05791 | 92 | 72 | 14 | 6 |
2407 | I’m just saying it isn’t neighborly when she goes around calling us a pain in the neck. | 1.2935 | 0.05893 | 92 | 70 | 17 | 5 |
2408 | I think we should address the giraffe in the room. | 1.2935 | 0.05473 | 92 | 68 | 21 | 3 |
2409 | Maybe it’s a grass ceiling | 1.2935 | 0.05687 | 92 | 69 | 19 | 4 |
2410 | Do you think they’ll know we got here first? | 1.2935 | 0.05687 | 92 | 69 | 19 | 4 |
2411 | We shouldnt have stayed at the Trump | 1.2935 | 0.05893 | 92 | 70 | 17 | 5 |
2412 | We definitely got the better end of the pet-share deal. | 1.2935 | 0.05687 | 92 | 69 | 19 | 4 |
2413 | Well, at least it’s not an elephant this time... | 1.2935 | 0.06093 | 92 | 71 | 15 | 6 |
2414 | well, I guess it’s better than the elephant in the room | 1.2935 | 0.05687 | 92 | 69 | 19 | 4 |
2415 | I was wondering what the broker meant by “through floor apartment.” | 1.2935 | 0.05893 | 92 | 70 | 17 | 5 |
2416 | We should've just given him our Netflix account! | 1.2935 | 0.05893 | 92 | 70 | 17 | 5 |
2417 | I guess The neighbors are playing Jumanji again.... | 1.2935 | 0.06093 | 92 | 71 | 15 | 6 |
2418 | ...and that’s only the tip of it! | 1.2935 | 0.06093 | 92 | 71 | 15 | 6 |
2419 | Better than hearing his head bumping the ceiling all day. | 1.2935 | 0.06286 | 92 | 72 | 13 | 7 |
2420 | I mean, I guess the neighborhood has gotten a little giraffe-ified | 1.2935 | 0.02907 | 92 | 74 | 15 | 3 |
2421 | Does the lockdown also applies to zoo animals? Or have we just lost it? | 1.2935 | 0.06093 | 92 | 71 | 15 | 6 |
2422 | I don't get why you don't think this is a good idea. | 1.2935 | 0.05017 | 92 | 66 | 25 | 1 |
2423 | I told you my neighbor was an animal. | 1.2935 | 0.05250 | 92 | 67 | 23 | 2 |
2424 | New neighbors are quiet, but a bit nosey. | 1.2935 | 0.05473 | 92 | 68 | 21 | 3 |
2425 | Is this really the only way we can afford a 1 bedroom? | 1.2935 | 0.05893 | 92 | 70 | 17 | 5 |
2426 | Giraffe aside the HOA is next to nothing | 1.2935 | 0.06832 | 92 | 75 | 7 | 10 |
2427 | I don't judge you when you're working from home, Miranda... | 1.2935 | 0.06286 | 92 | 72 | 13 | 7 |
2428 | At least it's better than living with that elephant. | 1.2917 | 0.05322 | 96 | 71 | 22 | 3 |
2429 | These days nothing surprises me anymore. | 1.2903 | 0.05634 | 93 | 70 | 19 | 4 |
2430 | It looks like we just have to feed him. | 1.2903 | 0.05203 | 93 | 68 | 23 | 2 |
2431 | At least we're not on the first floor. | 1.2903 | 0.05838 | 93 | 71 | 17 | 5 |
2432 | I'm just saying I'd be totally okay with this, but his insistence on reality TV is a deal-breaker. | 1.2903 | 0.06226 | 93 | 73 | 13 | 7 |
2433 | I know, it's not perfect. But it sure beats the elephant we had in the room before. | 1.2903 | 0.05634 | 93 | 70 | 19 | 4 |
2434 | Social distancing measures encourage them to do house visits these days. | 1.2903 | 0.05634 | 93 | 70 | 19 | 4 |
2435 | Be grateful. Our responsibility ends with feeding it. | 1.2903 | 0.05203 | 93 | 73 | 15 | 5 |
2436 | It was you who wanted this penthouse above the zoo. | 1.2903 | 0.05634 | 93 | 70 | 19 | 4 |
2437 | I wonder how long he’s been waiting to see the doctor? | 1.2903 | 0.05838 | 93 | 71 | 17 | 5 |
2438 | The taxidermy is actually the least terrible thing about living above Don Jr. | 1.2903 | 0.05838 | 93 | 71 | 17 | 5 |
2439 | At what point do we say modern art has gone too far? | 1.2903 | 0.05203 | 93 | 68 | 23 | 2 |
2440 | I think I liked it better when he kept the lions. | 1.2903 | 0.06035 | 93 | 72 | 15 | 6 |
2441 | Does this make us Green? | 1.2903 | 0.05423 | 93 | 69 | 21 | 3 |
2442 | ‘Is this God invoking the 10th commandment?’ | 1.2903 | 0.05634 | 93 | 70 | 19 | 4 |
2443 | I guess that explains the mystery hole. | 1.2889 | 0.04804 | 90 | 69 | 18 | 3 |
2444 | We may be stuck in here, but at least we still have our sanit- | 1.2889 | 0.06170 | 90 | 70 | 14 | 6 |
2445 | Yes, we have to feed him, but at least we don't have to clean up after him. | 1.2889 | 0.06170 | 90 | 70 | 14 | 6 |
2446 | Can we all just talk about the elephant in the room? | 1.2889 | 0.05964 | 90 | 69 | 16 | 5 |
2447 | Are we supposed to feed him? | 1.2889 | 0.05751 | 90 | 68 | 18 | 4 |
2448 | Hey, down in front. | 1.2889 | 0.05751 | 90 | 68 | 18 | 4 |
2449 | You know, it’s pretty hard to quarantine a giraffe. | 1.2889 | 0.05299 | 90 | 66 | 22 | 2 |
2450 | Our side of the jungle got too crowded For social distancing | 1.2889 | 0.04673 | 90 | 71 | 15 | 4 |
2451 | I see Bob and Susan got a new pet. | 1.2889 | 0.05751 | 90 | 68 | 18 | 4 |
2452 | Looks like 12B won’t be getting their pet deposit back. | 1.2889 | 0.05299 | 90 | 66 | 22 | 2 |
2453 | We need a new co-op board. | 1.2889 | 0.05964 | 90 | 69 | 16 | 5 |
2454 | she really likes the Animal Planet channel | 1.2889 | 0.06170 | 90 | 70 | 14 | 6 |
2455 | She was cheaper than a coffee table. | 1.2889 | 0.05751 | 90 | 68 | 18 | 4 |
2456 | Look at the bright side—we can feed it as much as we want." | 1.2889 | 0.05299 | 90 | 66 | 22 | 2 |
2457 | Ethical considerations aside, we did get the better end of the deal. | 1.2889 | 0.05964 | 90 | 69 | 16 | 5 |
2458 | I guess we’re lucky. He eats up here, the rest is their problem. | 1.2889 | 0.05964 | 90 | 69 | 16 | 5 |
2459 | They grow up so fast. | 1.2889 | 0.06369 | 90 | 71 | 12 | 7 |
2460 | If she doesn't leave in 5 minutes I'm putting on The Lion King. | 1.2889 | 0.05751 | 90 | 68 | 18 | 4 |
2461 | Now I get why rent is so cheap. | 1.2889 | 0.05751 | 90 | 68 | 18 | 4 |
2462 | At least we only have to feed it | 1.2889 | 0.06369 | 90 | 71 | 12 | 7 |
2463 | Eventually, we'll need a bigger place. | 1.2889 | 0.05751 | 90 | 68 | 18 | 4 |
2464 | Yeah, but at least it's the better half. | 1.2889 | 0.06170 | 90 | 70 | 14 | 6 |
2465 | I’ve had it up to here with this apartment! | 1.2889 | 0.05299 | 90 | 66 | 22 | 2 |
2466 | Did you hear that Tarzan moved into the building? | 1.2889 | 0.05529 | 90 | 67 | 20 | 3 |
2467 | Damn invasive species. | 1.2889 | 0.05751 | 90 | 68 | 18 | 4 |
2468 | Look at me when I'm talking to you... | 1.2889 | 0.06170 | 90 | 70 | 14 | 6 |
2469 | The zoo downstairs doesn’t have cable. | 1.2889 | 0.05751 | 90 | 68 | 18 | 4 |
2470 | Well, on the bright side, we get the part that eats food and does not pass it out. | 1.2889 | 0.04397 | 90 | 70 | 17 | 3 |
2471 | Built the apartment around him...it was the least we could do. | 1.2889 | 0.05964 | 90 | 69 | 16 | 5 |
2472 | Well, at least we don't have an elephant in the room. | 1.2889 | 0.05964 | 90 | 69 | 16 | 5 |
2473 | Should we move the couch or the TV? | 1.2889 | 0.05751 | 90 | 68 | 18 | 4 |
2474 | It's the last half of its species. | 1.2889 | 0.05529 | 90 | 67 | 20 | 3 |
2475 | The guy downstairs started binge-watching Tiger King and poof, the next thing you know old Joe “ Psychotic” starts his own zoo. | 1.2889 | 0.06369 | 90 | 71 | 12 | 7 |
2476 | Well, I must admit, they did ask first! | 1.2889 | 0.05529 | 90 | 67 | 20 | 3 |
2477 | “Don’t worry, honey...it’s paying rent” | 1.2889 | 0.05529 | 90 | 67 | 20 | 3 |
2478 | Hell, I told them it wasn't a puppy when they first brought it home. | 1.2889 | 0.05751 | 90 | 68 | 18 | 4 |
2479 | She stuck her neck out and broke the glass ceiling | 1.2889 | 0.05751 | 90 | 68 | 18 | 4 |
2480 | I can’t believe I signed the petition to let the Willis family to adopt an animal from the zoo that had to close! | 1.2889 | 0.05751 | 90 | 68 | 18 | 4 |
2481 | . . . And I thought it was a zoo out there. | 1.2889 | 0.05964 | 90 | 69 | 16 | 5 |
2482 | That broker told me that a "zooplex" was just like a duplex | 1.2889 | 0.06170 | 90 | 70 | 14 | 6 |
2483 | The hard part is getting him to wear a mask when l take him for a walk! | 1.2889 | 0.06170 | 90 | 70 | 14 | 6 |
2484 | Another reason to be glad we bought 19-C, not 18-C. | 1.2889 | 0.05529 | 90 | 67 | 20 | 3 |
2485 | Hopefully this is the better end of the bargain. | 1.2889 | 0.05299 | 90 | 66 | 22 | 2 |
2486 | I know, but I’m not complaining. You should have seen what my last neighbor used to poke up through there. | 1.2889 | 0.05751 | 90 | 68 | 18 | 4 |
2487 | We should just give him our Netflix password. | 1.2889 | 0.04397 | 90 | 70 | 17 | 3 |
2488 | Darling, I asked you for a carafe of beer, not a giraffe of cheer! | 1.2889 | 0.05964 | 90 | 69 | 16 | 5 |
2489 | When I invited him to join our bubble, I didn’t realize he was a zookeeper... | 1.2889 | 0.05299 | 90 | 66 | 22 | 2 |
2490 | Better this than what they get downstairs. | 1.2889 | 0.05529 | 90 | 67 | 20 | 3 |
2491 | Well, the building's management had to have vetted it as an emotional-support pet. | 1.2889 | 0.05751 | 90 | 68 | 18 | 4 |
2492 | I do feel a little bad for Carl downstairs though... | 1.2889 | 0.05751 | 90 | 68 | 18 | 4 |
2493 | Yeah, he eats a lot. But I still say we got a better deal than the folks downstairs. | 1.2889 | 0.05299 | 90 | 66 | 22 | 2 |
2494 | They discussed this at the last board meeting. You can have one giraffe or two llamas.. | 1.2889 | 0.05964 | 90 | 69 | 16 | 5 |
2495 | It's not exactly convenient, but my downstairs neighbors have it a lot worse. | 1.2889 | 0.05058 | 90 | 65 | 24 | 1 |
2496 | We only have to feed her, the folks downstairs do the dirty work | 1.2889 | 0.05529 | 90 | 67 | 20 | 3 |
2497 | Such a good neighbor. He's always sticking his neck out for us. | 1.2889 | 0.06270 | 90 | 73 | 9 | 8 |
2498 | I still think it would have been easier to just tell him our Netflix password. | 1.2889 | 0.05751 | 90 | 68 | 18 | 4 |
2499 | It's a real zoo down there | 1.2889 | 0.05299 | 90 | 66 | 22 | 2 |
2500 | I sure wish the downstairs neighbors would get their own TV. | 1.2889 | 0.05529 | 90 | 67 | 20 | 3 |
2501 | Next time we get a pet, let's measure it beforehand. | 1.2889 | 0.05751 | 90 | 68 | 18 | 4 |
2502 | I heard her pitch was too high-concept for downstairs. | 1.2889 | 0.06170 | 90 | 70 | 14 | 6 |
2503 | My therapist said I should let in my base animal instincts. | 1.2889 | 0.05964 | 90 | 69 | 16 | 5 |
2504 | Not the Nature Channel again! | 1.2889 | 0.05529 | 90 | 67 | 20 | 3 |
2505 | He’s ready for the zoom call: Business on top party down below. | 1.2889 | 0.05751 | 90 | 68 | 18 | 4 |
2506 | Well . . . I guess we're lucky to have the head end. | 1.2889 | 0.05751 | 90 | 68 | 18 | 4 |
2507 | I think we got the best half of this Giraffe share | 1.2889 | 0.05751 | 90 | 68 | 18 | 4 |
2508 | I'm getting a little tired of Animal Channel. | 1.2889 | 0.06170 | 90 | 70 | 14 | 6 |
2509 | I thought he'd be taller! | 1.2889 | 0.04933 | 90 | 67 | 21 | 2 |
2510 | 3D movies have gotten pretty advanced. | 1.2889 | 0.06562 | 90 | 72 | 10 | 8 |
2511 | Life is short. | 1.2889 | 0.05964 | 90 | 69 | 16 | 5 |
2512 | At least we didn't rent the apartment below. | 1.2889 | 0.05751 | 90 | 68 | 18 | 4 |
2513 | I'm not sure about being endangered meaning you get the remote. | 1.2889 | 0.05058 | 90 | 65 | 24 | 1 |
2514 | Can't they just bang on the ceiling with a broomstick like normal neighbors? | 1.2889 | 0.05964 | 90 | 69 | 16 | 5 |
2515 | Gerald is the most compassionate big game hunter you will ever meet. | 1.2889 | 0.05299 | 90 | 66 | 22 | 2 |
2516 | Sometimes I think, "What would it be like if we had gotten a p..u..p..p..y." | 1.2889 | 0.06170 | 90 | 70 | 14 | 6 |
2517 | We should have read the Association pet policy a lot closer. | 1.2889 | 0.06369 | 90 | 71 | 12 | 7 |
2518 | In retrospect, we should have taken that unit over the zebras. | 1.2889 | 0.05751 | 90 | 68 | 18 | 4 |
2519 | He must think there's a "Zoo"m meeting | 1.2889 | 0.06369 | 90 | 71 | 12 | 7 |
2520 | I guess we aren't the only ones feeling holed up. | 1.2889 | 0.05964 | 90 | 69 | 16 | 5 |
2521 | I swear I clicked ‘rug.’ | 1.2889 | 0.06170 | 90 | 70 | 14 | 6 |
2522 | The guys downstairs asked me to stop feeding her. | 1.2889 | 0.05751 | 90 | 68 | 18 | 4 |
2523 | Glad we don't live downstairs. | 1.2889 | 0.05751 | 90 | 68 | 18 | 4 |
2524 | He claims air rights. | 1.2889 | 0.05529 | 90 | 67 | 20 | 3 |
2525 | He just pops up now and then to watch Netflix. | 1.2889 | 0.05058 | 90 | 65 | 24 | 1 |
2526 | Sure; let's live above a Toys"R"Us, you said. | 1.2889 | 0.05964 | 90 | 69 | 16 | 5 |
2527 | Don’t forget to cover her eyes when the movie gets to the stampede scene. | 1.2889 | 0.05529 | 90 | 67 | 20 | 3 |
2528 | We gotta move the Acacia tree! | 1.2889 | 0.06170 | 90 | 70 | 14 | 6 |
2529 | And you said that no one would stick out their neck for me. | 1.2889 | 0.05964 | 90 | 69 | 16 | 5 |
2530 | I told you the apartment downstairs was a zoo! | 1.2889 | 0.05529 | 90 | 67 | 20 | 3 |
2531 | At least we only have to feed it. Sure glad we did not take the first floor apartment. | 1.2889 | 0.05751 | 90 | 68 | 18 | 4 |
2532 | I feel like I live in a zoo. | 1.2889 | 0.05529 | 90 | 67 | 20 | 3 |
2533 | 'Can you move your head? You're blocking the screen.' | 1.2889 | 0.05751 | 90 | 68 | 18 | 4 |
2534 | I knew I had those growth hormone pills last month. Now I know where they went! | 1.2889 | 0.05964 | 90 | 69 | 16 | 5 |
2535 | City life is a zoo I tell ya! | 1.2889 | 0.05751 | 90 | 68 | 18 | 4 |
2536 | So not what I meant by contemporary art... | 1.2889 | 0.05964 | 90 | 69 | 16 | 5 |
2537 | I thought you said you wanted neck, flicks and chill. | 1.2889 | 0.05964 | 90 | 69 | 16 | 5 |
2538 | Would you mind moving your head a little to the left? | 1.2889 | 0.05751 | 90 | 68 | 18 | 4 |
2539 | oh no not another night watching animal planet | 1.2889 | 0.05529 | 90 | 67 | 20 | 3 |
2540 | I told you we should have just given him the Netflix password. | 1.2889 | 0.05964 | 90 | 69 | 16 | 5 |
2541 | I guess he could tell we were about to start necking. | 1.2889 | 0.05964 | 90 | 69 | 16 | 5 |
2542 | See, one minute you’re being nice to the new neighbours, the next minute they’re always poking their heads in | 1.2889 | 0.05964 | 90 | 69 | 16 | 5 |
2543 | Did he just sneeze? | 1.2889 | 0.05964 | 90 | 69 | 16 | 5 |
2544 | It’s definitely a statement piece. | 1.2889 | 0.05529 | 90 | 67 | 20 | 3 |
2545 | Tell me you are seeing that | 1.2889 | 0.05058 | 90 | 65 | 24 | 1 |
2546 | Sorry, Lorelai and Steven, my giraffe needed a new environment to look at. Hope you don't mind | 1.2889 | 0.06562 | 90 | 72 | 10 | 8 |
2547 | Next time you agree to pet sit, will you consult with me first? | 1.2889 | 0.05751 | 90 | 68 | 18 | 4 |
2548 | I thought artist lofts would be cooler. | 1.2889 | 0.05529 | 90 | 67 | 20 | 3 |
2549 | A much needed change. It was getting hard to bear the elephant in the room. | 1.2889 | 0.05964 | 90 | 69 | 16 | 5 |
2550 | should we all wear a mask? | 1.2889 | 0.05964 | 90 | 69 | 16 | 5 |
2551 | Alexa, show me giraffe videos on TV. | 1.2889 | 0.05964 | 90 | 69 | 16 | 5 |
2552 | I do pay a premium for the upstairs unit | 1.2889 | 0.05751 | 90 | 68 | 18 | 4 |
2553 | Is the giraffe the new 'Elephant in the room'.... | 1.2889 | 0.05751 | 90 | 68 | 18 | 4 |
2554 | I know the ad was technically correct, but it's just not what I imagined when we applied for the zoo's new diversity shared housing concept | 1.2889 | 0.05751 | 90 | 68 | 18 | 4 |
2555 | Wtf ?? | 1.2889 | 0.05964 | 90 | 69 | 16 | 5 |
2556 | We're not letting your sister house sit for us any more | 1.2889 | 0.05964 | 90 | 69 | 16 | 5 |
2557 | At least we’re don’t have to talk about the elephant. | 1.2889 | 0.06170 | 90 | 70 | 14 | 6 |
2558 | That’s not an elephant; it’s a giraffe...but what does that have to do with our marriage? | 1.2889 | 0.05529 | 90 | 67 | 20 | 3 |
2559 | When they said the ceilings in this building were so tall they could almost fit a giraffe they weren’t kidding. | 1.2889 | 0.06170 | 90 | 70 | 14 | 6 |
2560 | This beats the view from the first floor | 1.2889 | 0.05529 | 90 | 67 | 20 | 3 |
2561 | I may not know art, but I know what I like | 1.2889 | 0.05529 | 90 | 67 | 20 | 3 |
2562 | It’s even more frustrating because he has the remote | 1.2889 | 0.05964 | 90 | 69 | 16 | 5 |
2563 | This the only way she can see the Lion King with us. | 1.2889 | 0.05180 | 90 | 68 | 19 | 3 |
2564 | Thank goodness we got the 1/2 where the food goes in. | 1.2889 | 0.06562 | 90 | 72 | 10 | 8 |
2565 | Can we talk about the giraffe in the room? | 1.2889 | 0.05058 | 90 | 65 | 24 | 1 |
2566 | We need to talk. | 1.2889 | 0.05751 | 90 | 68 | 18 | 4 |
2567 | I thought it was a figurative adoption. | 1.2889 | 0.05058 | 90 | 65 | 24 | 1 |
2568 | Tall yes, but can he fetch? | 1.2889 | 0.05751 | 90 | 68 | 18 | 4 |
2569 | Holy giraffe | 1.2889 | 0.05751 | 90 | 68 | 18 | 4 |
2570 | There are patterns everywhere | 1.2889 | 0.05751 | 90 | 68 | 18 | 4 |
2571 | if you want a more traditional Christmas I can hang a baubles off his horns | 1.2889 | 0.05751 | 90 | 68 | 18 | 4 |
2572 | Honey, did we forget to pay the giraffe bill this month? | 1.2889 | 0.06369 | 90 | 71 | 12 | 7 |
2573 | Mask please. | 1.2889 | 0.05964 | 90 | 69 | 16 | 5 |
2574 | This is not how I thought we would share a Netflix account | 1.2889 | 0.05299 | 90 | 66 | 22 | 2 |
2575 | Ok, I am willing to concede that you may have a point about me taking too much LSD. | 1.2857 | 0.05250 | 91 | 67 | 22 | 2 |
2576 | He says he's upwardly-mobile | 1.2857 | 0.05696 | 91 | 69 | 18 | 4 |
2577 | I thought you said there was an elephant in here. | 1.2857 | 0.06110 | 91 | 71 | 14 | 6 |
2578 | I think the downstairs neighbors are getting the worst of it." | 1.2857 | 0.05250 | 91 | 67 | 22 | 2 |
2579 | Don't feed it this time. | 1.2857 | 0.05696 | 91 | 69 | 18 | 4 |
2580 | When I saw the ad,"Upper West Side, New 2 bedroom, just under 1.5 million"I wasn't seeing any downside. | 1.2857 | 0.05696 | 91 | 69 | 18 | 4 |
2581 | At least we got the end where the food goes in. | 1.2857 | 0.05012 | 91 | 66 | 24 | 1 |
2582 | Wow, Disney+ is really stepping up their nature documentaries." | 1.2857 | 0.06110 | 91 | 71 | 14 | 6 |
2583 | Fortunately, we're only in charge of feeding | 1.2857 | 0.05696 | 91 | 69 | 18 | 4 |
2584 | I’m sorry but the elephant in the room is on vacation. | 1.2857 | 0.06110 | 91 | 71 | 14 | 6 |
2585 | He’s on a zoom call with a Toys R Us and needed to use our internet | 1.2857 | 0.05696 | 91 | 69 | 18 | 4 |
2586 | It's time he got his own HBO subscription. | 1.2857 | 0.05906 | 91 | 70 | 16 | 5 |
2587 | Could be worse. We do have total clicker control. | 1.2857 | 0.05588 | 91 | 71 | 15 | 5 |
2588 | I am pretty sure this still violates quarentine | 1.2857 | 0.05906 | 91 | 70 | 16 | 5 |
2589 | Are you sure you wanna watch this nature documentary with us, buddy? | 1.2857 | 0.05906 | 91 | 70 | 16 | 5 |
2590 | 'Honey, this online shopping is getting out of control' | 1.2857 | 0.05477 | 91 | 68 | 20 | 3 |
2591 | Condo Board President said some guy named Noah moving in this weekend... | 1.2857 | 0.05906 | 91 | 70 | 16 | 5 |
2592 | So, when do you think ‘Lion King’ will reopen? | 1.2857 | 0.05250 | 91 | 67 | 22 | 2 |
2593 | Aside from the occasional invasion of privacy, yes, I still believe we got the best end of the deal. | 1.2841 | 0.06036 | 88 | 68 | 15 | 5 |
2594 | I was wondering what that hole was for. | 1.2841 | 0.05348 | 88 | 65 | 21 | 2 |
2595 | Still better than the previous neighbor. | 1.2841 | 0.05816 | 88 | 67 | 17 | 4 |
2596 | Why in the world did you give him the remote? | 1.2841 | 0.06036 | 88 | 68 | 15 | 5 |
2597 | I guess we’ve had worse neighbors. | 1.2841 | 0.05348 | 88 | 65 | 21 | 2 |
2598 | I think it's time to clean out the basement! | 1.2841 | 0.05587 | 88 | 66 | 19 | 3 |
2599 | Are you ready to talk about the giraffe in the room? | 1.2841 | 0.05348 | 88 | 65 | 21 | 2 |
2600 | Is this what you watch! I thought humans were more civilized. | 1.2841 | 0.05816 | 88 | 67 | 17 | 4 |
2601 | Now we know why the Realtor told us that laugh rhymes with giraffe. | 1.2841 | 0.05816 | 88 | 67 | 17 | 4 |
2602 | Is it just me, or did the mushrooms just kick in? | 1.2841 | 0.05816 | 88 | 67 | 17 | 4 |
2603 | How come SHE always gets to choose the program?! | 1.2841 | 0.05587 | 88 | 66 | 19 | 3 |
2604 | I told you to be careful what you said about the condo board. | 1.2841 | 0.05816 | 88 | 67 | 17 | 4 |
2605 | You can tell it's a female by the eyelashes. | 1.2841 | 0.05816 | 88 | 67 | 17 | 4 |
2606 | Oh, I 'm okay with sharing the apartment. She's not black, but she is African American. | 1.2841 | 0.05587 | 88 | 66 | 19 | 3 |
2607 | Let's talk about the giraffe in the room. | 1.2841 | 0.05587 | 88 | 66 | 19 | 3 |
2608 | She was just a little bit of a thing three years ago and now look at her. All grown up. | 1.2841 | 0.05587 | 88 | 66 | 19 | 3 |
2609 | He just likes to watch. | 1.2841 | 0.06249 | 88 | 69 | 13 | 6 |
2610 | The neighbors just brought our pet-friendly building policy to a whole new level. | 1.2841 | 0.06249 | 88 | 69 | 13 | 6 |
2611 | I feel good with our choice. This end should be easier to maintain. | 1.2841 | 0.06455 | 88 | 70 | 11 | 7 |
2612 | Well, at least we are in 18G not 16G. | 1.2841 | 0.06036 | 88 | 68 | 15 | 5 |
2613 | Looks like the cost of exotic animals has gone through the roof. | 1.2841 | 0.05816 | 88 | 67 | 17 | 4 |
2614 | I should have measured before buying her. | 1.2841 | 0.05587 | 88 | 66 | 19 | 3 |
2615 | This is the last time that we will rent a tree house near the zoo! | 1.2841 | 0.05348 | 88 | 65 | 21 | 2 |
2616 | I told him to think about his overhead before he brought the place. | 1.2841 | 0.06036 | 88 | 68 | 15 | 5 |
2617 | And I thought all we had to worry about was the elephant above us. | 1.2841 | 0.05348 | 88 | 65 | 21 | 2 |
2618 | Well, I guess we can always put the coffee table there. | 1.2841 | 0.06249 | 88 | 69 | 13 | 6 |
2619 | He did rent the duplex. | 1.2841 | 0.06036 | 88 | 68 | 15 | 5 |
2620 | I'll mention it to the co-op board. | 1.2841 | 0.06036 | 88 | 68 | 15 | 5 |
2621 | You should see what the people downstairs are watching. | 1.2841 | 0.06455 | 88 | 70 | 11 | 7 |
2622 | I'd love to get rid of him, but the hole is an original feature and he's in a rent controlled apartment | 1.2841 | 0.05587 | 88 | 66 | 19 | 3 |
2623 | What can I do, he has an easement. | 1.2841 | 0.05587 | 88 | 66 | 19 | 3 |
2624 | At least she stuck her neck out for us. | 1.2841 | 0.06036 | 88 | 68 | 15 | 5 |
2625 | Maybe we need to revise our stance on contemporary living arts." | 1.2841 | 0.06036 | 88 | 68 | 15 | 5 |
2626 | We always get seated behind that guy | 1.2841 | 0.05587 | 88 | 66 | 19 | 3 |
2627 | Giraffe Lives Matter, I guess. | 1.2841 | 0.06249 | 88 | 69 | 13 | 6 |
2628 | So I know we’re gonna address the elephant in the room but are are we really not gonna talk about the giraffe? | 1.2841 | 0.06036 | 88 | 68 | 15 | 5 |
2629 | Why does the giraffe always choose Animal House on its turn for movie night? | 1.2841 | 0.06036 | 88 | 68 | 15 | 5 |
2630 | Can't see the TV, Geoffrey. Go back down for a while. | 1.2826 | 0.05426 | 92 | 69 | 20 | 3 |
2631 | We get to feed him pet him and the neighbor downstairs does the cleanup. It works out. | 1.2809 | 0.05977 | 89 | 69 | 15 | 5 |
2632 | Walk-up apartment for rent- Nature so close you can smell it. | 1.2809 | 0.05977 | 89 | 69 | 15 | 5 |
2633 | At least we don't live downstairs. | 1.2809 | 0.05051 | 89 | 65 | 23 | 1 |
2634 | How'd that hole get here? | 1.2809 | 0.05759 | 89 | 68 | 17 | 4 |
2635 | So much for our empty nest" | 1.2809 | 0.05759 | 89 | 68 | 17 | 4 |
2636 | The brochure said “incomparable amenities.” | 1.2809 | 0.05977 | 89 | 69 | 15 | 5 |
2637 | 'Well, I thought they were referring to a scenic view when they said we could see the Zoo from the apartment" | 1.2809 | 0.06390 | 89 | 71 | 11 | 7 |
2638 | Hey Layla! Can you please move. I can't see the TV! | 1.2809 | 0.05977 | 89 | 69 | 15 | 5 |
2639 | i still cant believe we won the giraffle | 1.2809 | 0.05533 | 89 | 67 | 19 | 3 |
2640 | No wonder why Neckflix was free this month | 1.2809 | 0.06187 | 89 | 70 | 13 | 6 |
2641 | Don't worry Fred, you haven't missed anything. But I have to warn you: we are out of popcorn. | 1.2809 | 0.05759 | 89 | 68 | 17 | 4 |
2642 | I’m more upset that it’s blocking my view of the tv than anything else at this point. | 1.2809 | 0.05759 | 89 | 68 | 17 | 4 |
2643 | You were supposed to fix that hole | 1.2809 | 0.05533 | 89 | 67 | 19 | 3 |
2644 | We’re lucky. Before Noah got divorced and moved in downstairs, he had TWO of these! | 1.2791 | 0.05646 | 86 | 65 | 18 | 3 |
2645 | What elephant?" | 1.2791 | 0.06111 | 86 | 67 | 14 | 5 |
2646 | I think he should get his own Netflix login. | 1.2791 | 0.05139 | 86 | 63 | 22 | 1 |
2647 | At least we're not in the apartment below. | 1.2791 | 0.05883 | 86 | 66 | 16 | 4 |
2648 | Why is there a giraffe coming out of the floor?! | 1.2791 | 0.06544 | 86 | 69 | 10 | 7 |
2649 | Yes, it's unique. But now we have to move the TV. | 1.2791 | 0.06331 | 86 | 68 | 12 | 6 |
2650 | The tenants downstairs have to provide a ring toss. | 1.2791 | 0.06111 | 86 | 67 | 14 | 5 |
2651 | How was I to know that's what they meant by pet sitting in the comfort of your own home? | 1.2791 | 0.06111 | 86 | 67 | 14 | 5 |
2652 | It’s OK. He’s still growing. | 1.2791 | 0.05398 | 86 | 64 | 20 | 2 |
2653 | Maybe we should have gone with the coffee table instead. | 1.2791 | 0.04865 | 86 | 62 | 24 | 0 |
2654 | We don't normally see giraffes at this altitude. | 1.2791 | 0.05646 | 86 | 65 | 18 | 3 |
2655 | Giraffes, man. Like, what the fuck? | 1.2791 | 0.06111 | 86 | 67 | 14 | 5 |
2656 | Nah, I haven't tried yet. The guy downstairs says she bites. | 1.2791 | 0.05398 | 86 | 64 | 20 | 2 |
2657 | I didn't feel comfortable giving her our Netflix password. | 1.2791 | 0.05883 | 86 | 66 | 16 | 4 |
2658 | She only wants to watch Netflix with us," you said. Happy now | 1.2791 | 0.05646 | 86 | 65 | 18 | 3 |
2659 | Dang, this acid is strong | 1.2791 | 0.06544 | 86 | 69 | 10 | 7 |
2660 | ...male giraffes usually follow females around on the grassland until..." "We probably should switch channel. I'm not sure if Dan's old enough for this. | 1.2791 | 0.06544 | 86 | 69 | 10 | 7 |
2661 | I'm glad a two level apartment was available on such a short notice. | 1.2791 | 0.05139 | 86 | 63 | 22 | 1 |
2662 | Maybe we shouldn’t move to the first floor. | 1.2791 | 0.05883 | 86 | 66 | 16 | 4 |
2663 | A true breakthrough! | 1.2791 | 0.05398 | 86 | 64 | 20 | 2 |
2664 | I wish he'd call before popping in. | 1.2791 | 0.05139 | 86 | 63 | 22 | 1 |
2665 | It is expensive, but I prefer the cost of feeding over what the guy downstairs is dealing with. | 1.2791 | 0.05398 | 86 | 64 | 20 | 2 |
2666 | which browser did you use to book? Was it Safari? | 1.2791 | 0.05646 | 86 | 65 | 18 | 3 |
2667 | I told you that it was a bad idea to say “pets welcome“ when we listed the downstairs with Airbnb. | 1.2791 | 0.05646 | 86 | 65 | 18 | 3 |
2668 | Finally something new to talk about. | 1.2791 | 0.05883 | 86 | 66 | 16 | 4 |
2669 | The reviews said it was a pet-friendly building. | 1.2791 | 0.05646 | 86 | 65 | 18 | 3 |
2670 | I suppose we're lucky they didn't adopt a rescue elephant. | 1.2791 | 0.05646 | 86 | 65 | 18 | 3 |
2671 | I thought we' d be safe on the third floor but apparently they've been giving him that milk with the growth hormones. | 1.2791 | 0.05139 | 86 | 63 | 22 | 1 |
2672 | Even the keepers have to work from home. | 1.2791 | 0.05398 | 86 | 64 | 20 | 2 |
2673 | When the real estate agents told us "heads us" I thought they meant caution. | 1.2791 | 0.06331 | 86 | 68 | 12 | 6 |
2674 | Would you rather agonize with finding acacia leaves or deal what the guy in 2B has to shovel. | 1.2791 | 0.05398 | 86 | 64 | 20 | 2 |
2675 | Psilocybin Counseling was a spectacular idea, honey! | 1.2791 | 0.06111 | 86 | 67 | 14 | 5 |
2676 | I'm glad we dispensed with the elephant in the room. | 1.2791 | 0.05883 | 86 | 66 | 16 | 4 |
2677 | The apartment below was cheaper, but I like the view from here. | 1.2791 | 0.05646 | 86 | 65 | 18 | 3 |
2678 | Could you change the channel? | 1.2791 | 0.05646 | 86 | 65 | 18 | 3 |
2679 | They said the hole in the floor would explain itself. | 1.2791 | 0.05883 | 86 | 66 | 16 | 4 |
2680 | Well, at least we got the half that eats. | 1.2791 | 0.05646 | 86 | 65 | 18 | 3 |
2681 | So what's this now? Banksy or more gaslighting by the president? | 1.2791 | 0.05646 | 86 | 65 | 18 | 3 |
2682 | Its a shame the apartments with high ceilings were filled. | 1.2791 | 0.05398 | 86 | 64 | 20 | 2 |
2683 | There's nothing we can do. She bought the air rights. | 1.2791 | 0.05398 | 86 | 64 | 20 | 2 |
2684 | You did ask for someone who would stick his neck out for us. | 1.2791 | 0.05139 | 86 | 63 | 22 | 1 |
2685 | When’s it his turn to make the popcorn? | 1.2791 | 0.05883 | 86 | 66 | 16 | 4 |
2686 | The fact that Geoffrey is still living with us ,is the big elephant in the room. | 1.2791 | 0.06331 | 86 | 68 | 12 | 6 |
2687 | Wow, this virtual safari is pretty realistic. | 1.2791 | 0.05646 | 86 | 65 | 18 | 3 |
2688 | Please Alan, I can’t see the screen! | 1.2791 | 0.06331 | 86 | 68 | 12 | 6 |
2689 | As far as pets go, I think we got the better end! | 1.2791 | 0.05646 | 86 | 65 | 18 | 3 |
2690 | Did you remember to turn off the oven? | 1.2791 | 0.03161 | 86 | 72 | 10 | 4 |
2691 | Do you think he misunderstood the word “shrink”? | 1.2791 | 0.05646 | 86 | 65 | 18 | 3 |
2692 | Well, I didn't see this one coming. | 1.2791 | 0.05883 | 86 | 66 | 16 | 4 |
2693 | The elephant in the room is not what it claims to be. | 1.2791 | 0.05646 | 86 | 65 | 18 | 3 |
2694 | They did say it featured unique architecture. | 1.2791 | 0.06111 | 86 | 67 | 14 | 5 |
2695 | nothing suprises me nowadays | 1.2791 | 0.05883 | 86 | 66 | 16 | 4 |
2696 | Well, with the way the real estate market has been, the co-op board has had to make some concessions on allowing pets. | 1.2791 | 0.05646 | 86 | 65 | 18 | 3 |
2697 | Well honey, I guess this is what they call the ‘new normal’ | 1.2791 | 0.05646 | 86 | 65 | 18 | 3 |
2698 | The things we agree to for 10% off... | 1.2791 | 0.05398 | 86 | 64 | 20 | 2 |
2699 | I knew that I shouldn’t have had that last drink | 1.2791 | 0.05646 | 86 | 65 | 18 | 3 |
2700 | Madagascar again! I told you not to get Disney+ | 1.2791 | 0.05883 | 86 | 66 | 16 | 4 |
2701 | Trust me, we’re getting the better end of this arrangement. | 1.2791 | 0.05883 | 86 | 66 | 16 | 4 |
2702 | This Airbnb in Savana is very incredible | 1.2791 | 0.05139 | 86 | 68 | 14 | 4 |
2703 | Talk was fine. We should not have taken red pill, blue pill or any damn pill. | 1.2785 | 0.05958 | 79 | 60 | 16 | 3 |
2704 | See, we're making progress, it's no longer an elephant in the room. | 1.2759 | 0.05590 | 87 | 66 | 18 | 3 |
2705 | It's hiding from Donald Trump Jr. | 1.2759 | 0.05824 | 87 | 67 | 16 | 4 |
2706 | Apparently, she needs it for emotional support. | 1.2759 | 0.05345 | 87 | 65 | 20 | 2 |
2707 | Is this a variation on whack-a-mole? | 1.2759 | 0.05345 | 87 | 65 | 20 | 2 |
2708 | I wondered what that hole was for ! | 1.2759 | 0.05345 | 87 | 65 | 20 | 2 |
2709 | Your building has a really liberal pet policy, Jane. | 1.2759 | 0.05824 | 87 | 67 | 16 | 4 |
2710 | I'm having second thoughts about staying in this Air B 'n' G. | 1.2759 | 0.05590 | 87 | 66 | 18 | 3 |
2711 | I definitely think we got the better end of the deal. | 1.2759 | 0.06266 | 87 | 69 | 12 | 6 |
2712 | why couldn't you have just settled for a dog? | 1.2759 | 0.06049 | 87 | 68 | 14 | 5 |
2713 | Did you include internet in her share of the rent? | 1.2759 | 0.05345 | 87 | 65 | 20 | 2 |
2714 | When they asked if we minded if they got an exotic pet, I never imagined... | 1.2759 | 0.05824 | 87 | 67 | 16 | 4 |
2715 | I'll cancel the trophy hunt with Don Jr. | 1.2759 | 0.05345 | 87 | 65 | 20 | 2 |
2716 | Who would’ve ever guessed that the elephant in the room would be a giraffe. | 1.2759 | 0.05345 | 87 | 65 |