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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2020-07-12T15:46:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2020-07-26T15:48:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2020-07-20T15:47:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | July 27, 2020 |
Number of captions | 15329 |
Number of responses | 261717 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | Could we have outstayed our welcome? | 1.9761 | 0.04371 | 335 | 111 | 121 | 103 |
1 | The listing did say kitchen to die for. | 1.9712 | 0.05533 | 208 | 69 | 76 | 63 |
2 | I've lost six pounds and a toe since starting this diet..." | 1.9491 | 0.05176 | 216 | 68 | 91 | 57 |
3 | I don't know about you, but I'm thinking takeout | 1.9022 | 0.05305 | 225 | 83 | 81 | 61 |
4 | I said to put lox in the fridge. | 1.8636 | 0.05272 | 220 | 84 | 82 | 54 |
5 | Maybe dad wants us to move out. | 1.8396 | 0.05654 | 187 | 73 | 71 | 43 |
6 | I see you ate some of Dad’s favorite ice cream. | 1.8177 | 0.05622 | 181 | 71 | 72 | 38 |
7 | Still want to see my bedroom? | 1.8026 | 0.06925 | 152 | 73 | 36 | 43 |
8 | My mom lost 45 pounds and my dad lost a leg. | 1.8015 | 0.06890 | 131 | 56 | 45 | 30 |
9 | Still safer than eating out. | 1.7981 | 0.07654 | 104 | 44 | 37 | 23 |
10 | Have you considered simply not buying the ice cream in the first place? | 1.7939 | 0.07000 | 131 | 58 | 42 | 31 |
11 | I agree. No more resolutions after wine. | 1.7883 | 0.06983 | 137 | 63 | 40 | 34 |
12 | Do you think we should add a password? | 1.7863 | 0.07189 | 131 | 61 | 37 | 33 |
13 | The airbnb ad said "some restrictions apply". | 1.7803 | 0.07159 | 132 | 62 | 37 | 33 |
14 | My roommate caught me drinking milk straight from the carton. | 1.7724 | 0.06613 | 123 | 50 | 51 | 22 |
15 | Last time they just left a sticky note. | 1.7724 | 0.06812 | 123 | 52 | 47 | 24 |
16 | If you love me, you'll get me that carton of Chunky Monkey. | 1.7642 | 0.06935 | 123 | 54 | 44 | 25 |
17 | Mom rigged it up after dad started working from home. | 1.7565 | 0.06942 | 115 | 49 | 45 | 21 |
18 | I wonder what their bathroom looks like. | 1.7551 | 0.12553 | 49 | 26 | 9 | 14 |
19 | Look on the bright side: we can eat whatever we trap. | 1.7521 | 0.07474 | 117 | 56 | 34 | 27 |
20 | She could have just put her name on the carton | 1.7500 | 0.07341 | 112 | 51 | 38 | 23 |
21 | Weight Watchers has sure changed a lot since Oprah took it over. | 1.7447 | 0.11162 | 47 | 21 | 17 | 9 |
22 | When Mom goes on a diet we all suffer. | 1.7434 | 0.07519 | 113 | 54 | 34 | 25 |
23 | This should hold, but we'll need something more for the liquor cabinet. | 1.7300 | 0.07502 | 100 | 45 | 37 | 18 |
24 | I know it looks intense but watch this, “Hey Siri, open smart lock kitchen.” | 1.7273 | 0.07409 | 110 | 52 | 36 | 22 |
25 | I still think we should add an alarm. | 1.7255 | 0.07777 | 102 | 49 | 32 | 21 |
26 | It's hard visiting your mother when she's on a diet. | 1.7158 | 0.08287 | 95 | 48 | 26 | 21 |
27 | We still have the Oreos under the mattress, right? | 1.7143 | 0.07858 | 91 | 42 | 33 | 16 |
28 | So, when you said you worked in food security, I was imagining something a bit different... | 1.7143 | 0.07675 | 98 | 46 | 34 | 18 |
29 | It's brilliant -- nobody will ever guess that we hid it in the dishwasher! | 1.7093 | 0.08574 | 86 | 43 | 25 | 18 |
30 | I asked for lox. | 1.7079 | 0.09068 | 89 | 49 | 17 | 23 |
31 | You should see what I did for my toilet paper supply! | 1.7079 | 0.08022 | 89 | 42 | 31 | 16 |
32 | They say it’s the last diet you’ll ever be on. | 1.7053 | 0.08180 | 95 | 48 | 27 | 20 |
33 | Or we could try Weight Watchers. | 1.7053 | 0.07901 | 95 | 46 | 31 | 18 |
34 | I said we needed more LOX. | 1.7033 | 0.08194 | 91 | 45 | 28 | 18 |
35 | Toilet paper's safe -- where shall we put the food? | 1.6989 | 0.08059 | 93 | 46 | 29 | 18 |
36 | I just started the Houdini Diet. | 1.6966 | 0.08665 | 89 | 47 | 22 | 20 |
37 | There's an app, too. | 1.6966 | 0.08517 | 89 | 46 | 24 | 19 |
38 | I think I know where Mom and Dad put the beer. | 1.6957 | 0.11986 | 46 | 24 | 12 | 10 |
39 | Finally. Something you won’t do for a Klondike Bar. | 1.6957 | 0.08286 | 92 | 47 | 26 | 19 |
40 | Weight Watchers felt too complicated. | 1.6957 | 0.08140 | 92 | 46 | 28 | 18 |
41 | You’re right let’s order in. | 1.6941 | 0.07854 | 85 | 39 | 33 | 13 |
42 | It was either that or exercise. | 1.6923 | 0.08223 | 91 | 46 | 27 | 18 |
43 | By the way, where’s Timmy? | 1.6860 | 0.08477 | 86 | 44 | 25 | 17 |
44 | It’s called the impaleo diet | 1.6848 | 0.08869 | 92 | 52 | 17 | 23 |
45 | To be fair, the airbnb ad did say there were no kitchen privileges. | 1.6829 | 0.09162 | 82 | 45 | 18 | 19 |
46 | And then we film the whole thing; it's Top Chef meets Survivor. | 1.6829 | 0.08479 | 82 | 41 | 26 | 15 |
47 | Take-out sounds good to me too. | 1.6829 | 0.08479 | 82 | 41 | 26 | 15 |
48 | I say we get takeout. | 1.6824 | 0.08063 | 85 | 41 | 30 | 14 |
49 | I'm guessing mom wants us to get our own place. | 1.6790 | 0.08394 | 81 | 40 | 27 | 14 |
50 | It's modeled it on Melania's bedroom door | 1.6790 | 0.09099 | 81 | 44 | 19 | 18 |
51 | It started with a Post-it note and escalated quickly. | 1.6786 | 0.08827 | 84 | 45 | 21 | 18 |
52 | Raising a magician is exhausting. | 1.6747 | 0.08060 | 83 | 40 | 30 | 13 |
53 | I don't think they plan on feeding us. | 1.6711 | 0.09622 | 76 | 43 | 15 | 18 |
54 | I thought the ban on indoor dining meant restaurants? | 1.6711 | 0.08863 | 76 | 39 | 23 | 14 |
55 | No, I'm pretty sure our AirBnb hosts said it was cool to use the kitchen. | 1.6711 | 0.08458 | 76 | 37 | 27 | 12 |
56 | I still think that it would make more sense to just get rid of the cheesecake. | 1.6711 | 0.09438 | 76 | 42 | 17 | 17 |
57 | I've also switched to 2% Milk | 1.6709 | 0.08397 | 79 | 39 | 27 | 13 |
58 | I guessing the new roommate bought groceries. | 1.6709 | 0.08775 | 79 | 41 | 23 | 15 |
59 | I’m fine with takeout. | 1.6667 | 0.08051 | 81 | 39 | 30 | 12 |
60 | Alexa, remove all locks and traps | 1.6604 | 0.10414 | 53 | 27 | 17 | 9 |
61 | Whoever did this apparently didn't know the fridge was empty. | 1.6579 | 0.08896 | 76 | 40 | 22 | 14 |
62 | All this for one little mouse, Nick? | 1.6579 | 0.09091 | 76 | 41 | 20 | 15 |
63 | It’s about setting boundaries. | 1.6575 | 0.08552 | 73 | 36 | 26 | 11 |
64 | How big was the mouse? | 1.6575 | 0.09195 | 73 | 39 | 20 | 14 |
65 | They say you lose 20 pounds the first month. | 1.6575 | 0.09195 | 73 | 39 | 20 | 14 |
66 | Trust me, it's gets easier by day 5. | 1.6571 | 0.08606 | 70 | 34 | 26 | 10 |
67 | Or you could just label your stuff. | 1.6548 | 0.08718 | 84 | 46 | 21 | 17 |
68 | Do you think Greg’s still mad we ate his salsa? | 1.6528 | 0.09519 | 72 | 40 | 17 | 15 |
69 | Wait—it could be a trap. | 1.6512 | 0.12400 | 43 | 24 | 10 | 9 |
70 | That's nothing. You should see their liquor cabinet. | 1.6494 | 0.08219 | 77 | 38 | 28 | 11 |
71 | I hate having passive-aggressive roommates. | 1.6471 | 0.09315 | 68 | 36 | 20 | 12 |
72 | I froze the credit cards in water and put them in the freezer. | 1.6471 | 0.09547 | 68 | 37 | 18 | 13 |
73 | I think you're giving the raccoons too much credit. | 1.6429 | 0.08642 | 70 | 35 | 25 | 10 |
74 | Now swallow the key. | 1.6429 | 0.09333 | 70 | 38 | 19 | 13 |
75 | I don't think your parents want us here anymore | 1.6418 | 0.08948 | 67 | 34 | 23 | 10 |
76 | Let's order out. | 1.6418 | 0.09440 | 67 | 36 | 19 | 12 |
77 | Maybe we should ask for more details next time we do housesitting. | 1.6418 | 0.09676 | 67 | 37 | 17 | 13 |
78 | People that try this diet say it’s painful but it really works | 1.6406 | 0.09010 | 64 | 32 | 23 | 9 |
79 | I think they’re starting to regret letting us move back in... | 1.6389 | 0.08913 | 72 | 38 | 22 | 12 |
80 | And yet I can still hear those chocolate brownies calling to me! | 1.6389 | 0.08691 | 72 | 37 | 24 | 11 |
81 | No wonder they didn’t include kitchen pics in the Airbnb profile | 1.6377 | 0.09455 | 69 | 38 | 18 | 13 |
82 | You're right. We need our own place. | 1.6377 | 0.09677 | 69 | 39 | 16 | 14 |
83 | And let me tell you, the bedroom is a minefield. | 1.6377 | 0.09455 | 69 | 38 | 18 | 13 |
84 | At least the booze is in the den | 1.6377 | 0.08993 | 69 | 36 | 22 | 11 |
85 | It worked for your porn addiction. | 1.6364 | 0.09568 | 66 | 36 | 18 | 12 |
86 | If you like the kitchen, you'll love the bidet. | 1.6364 | 0.10043 | 66 | 38 | 14 | 14 |
87 | Ok. But wait 'til you see what I have lined up for your sex addiction. | 1.6324 | 0.08865 | 68 | 35 | 23 | 10 |
88 | What can you tell me about the previous owners? | 1.6308 | 0.09449 | 65 | 35 | 19 | 11 |
89 | Tonight, little Joey sleepwalks for the last time. | 1.6296 | 0.10339 | 54 | 29 | 16 | 9 |
90 | Do you think Mom & Dad are trying to tell us we overstayed our welcome? | 1.6296 | 0.16144 | 27 | 16 | 5 | 6 |
91 | So how's the diet going? | 1.6286 | 0.08432 | 70 | 35 | 26 | 9 |
92 | The best part of my new diet plan: No complicated point system. | 1.6271 | 0.09013 | 59 | 29 | 23 | 7 |
93 | You were right - looks like breakfast is NOT included | 1.6250 | 0.10084 | 64 | 37 | 14 | 13 |
94 | My parents are still in a stand-off on the kitchen make-over. | 1.6250 | 0.11706 | 40 | 21 | 13 | 6 |
95 | Honey, when they said kitchens are closed until Phase 4, I'm not sure they meant at home. | 1.6230 | 0.09963 | 61 | 34 | 16 | 11 |
96 | This diet's torture. | 1.6230 | 0.08798 | 61 | 30 | 24 | 7 |
97 | It just seemed easier than exercise. | 1.6226 | 0.10851 | 53 | 30 | 13 | 10 |
98 | So how's your Houdini diet going? | 1.6212 | 0.09599 | 66 | 37 | 17 | 12 |
99 | Maybe Mom and Dad didn’t want us moving home after college | 1.6212 | 0.09353 | 66 | 36 | 19 | 11 |
100 | Remember when she just used to leave a Post-It Note on her yogurt? | 1.6212 | 0.09839 | 66 | 38 | 15 | 13 |
101 | Anything else before your brother arrives? | 1.6207 | 0.09471 | 58 | 30 | 20 | 8 |
102 | I’ve lost 17lbs and only 3 toes, so I think this diet plan is working | 1.6197 | 0.08597 | 71 | 37 | 24 | 10 |
103 | Good thing the liquor cabinet’s in the dining room. | 1.6190 | 0.11279 | 42 | 22 | 14 | 6 |
104 | Sure, it may cost me an arm and a leg, but I WILL fit into last year’s swimsuit! | 1.6154 | 0.09480 | 65 | 36 | 18 | 11 |
105 | See, that's the difference between child-resistant and childproof. | 1.6154 | 0.09730 | 65 | 37 | 16 | 12 |
106 | He couldn’t just write his name on his food like everyone else? | 1.6154 | 0.09974 | 65 | 38 | 14 | 13 |
107 | Weight Watchers has really changed since the eighties. | 1.6133 | 0.08677 | 75 | 41 | 22 | 12 |
108 | Yeah but if we go out we'd have to put masks on. | 1.6129 | 0.09852 | 62 | 35 | 16 | 11 |
109 | Would you like something to drink? | 1.6111 | 0.10379 | 54 | 30 | 15 | 9 |
110 | Now we’ll see who will do ‘anything’ for a Klondike bar... | 1.6111 | 0.11032 | 54 | 32 | 11 | 11 |
111 | Trust me, you haven’t seen this rat. | 1.6102 | 0.09675 | 59 | 32 | 18 | 9 |
112 | What do you mean I may have an eating disorder? | 1.6094 | 0.09610 | 64 | 36 | 17 | 11 |
113 | No, I really do like it. I just wish you would have waited until I put the groceries away. | 1.6081 | 0.09191 | 74 | 43 | 17 | 14 |
114 | Babe, my birth control pills are in there. | 1.6071 | 0.10090 | 56 | 31 | 16 | 9 |
115 | If you're positive it's Rocky Road I'll give it a shot. | 1.6066 | 0.09994 | 61 | 35 | 15 | 11 |
116 | Maybe it would be simpler just to join Weight Watchers. | 1.6066 | 0.09717 | 61 | 34 | 17 | 10 |
117 | I didn't think that this new diet would be so strict! | 1.6066 | 0.09717 | 61 | 34 | 17 | 10 |
118 | I would define it as roommate overkill. | 1.6061 | 0.09627 | 66 | 38 | 16 | 12 |
119 | Do you think your parents are trying to tell us we need to move out? | 1.6061 | 0.09382 | 66 | 37 | 18 | 11 |
120 | It looked so different in the Ikea catalog. | 1.6034 | 0.09820 | 58 | 32 | 17 | 9 |
121 | We weren’t happy on the Paleo diet so we’re going to give Medieval a try | 1.6032 | 0.10002 | 63 | 37 | 14 | 12 |
122 | I don’t know, it feels like a trap. | 1.6032 | 0.09477 | 63 | 35 | 18 | 10 |
123 | Maybe moving back in with Mom and Dad wasn't such a good idea. | 1.6029 | 0.09633 | 68 | 40 | 15 | 13 |
124 | Seems worth it. You first. | 1.6000 | 0.09567 | 60 | 33 | 18 | 9 |
125 | Well, the rental listing did say no kitchen access. | 1.6000 | 0.09858 | 60 | 34 | 16 | 10 |
126 | it’s sort of like Paleo but with consequences. | 1.6000 | 0.09567 | 60 | 33 | 18 | 9 |
127 | Where do you think we should put the quicksand? | 1.6000 | 0.08957 | 60 | 31 | 22 | 7 |
128 | Feel like ordering a pizza? | 1.6000 | 0.09267 | 60 | 32 | 20 | 8 |
129 | Shh - I hear the muffled pleas of Ben and Jerry. | 1.6000 | 0.10140 | 60 | 35 | 14 | 11 |
130 | It was either this, or exercise for the rest of quarantine. | 1.5968 | 0.09330 | 62 | 34 | 19 | 9 |
131 | You could just tell me that you don’t like my cooking. | 1.5968 | 0.09609 | 62 | 35 | 17 | 10 |
132 | He clearly said, “Help yourself to anything in the kitchen.”. | 1.5968 | 0.08437 | 62 | 31 | 25 | 6 |
133 | The chain really ties it all together. | 1.5965 | 0.10278 | 57 | 33 | 14 | 10 |
134 | It’s still safer than eating out. | 1.5965 | 0.09969 | 57 | 32 | 16 | 9 |
135 | This new diet is really going to kill us huh? | 1.5962 | 0.10728 | 52 | 30 | 13 | 9 |
136 | I don’t even care about the ice cream anymore. I just want to prove we can out smart her. | 1.5962 | 0.10000 | 52 | 28 | 17 | 7 |
137 | They’re teenagers, Ed, not wild animals.” | 1.5932 | 0.09084 | 59 | 31 | 21 | 7 |
138 | I think your personal trainer’s tactics are a bit extreme. | 1.5926 | 0.10073 | 54 | 30 | 16 | 8 |
139 | Losing a limb still counts as losing weight, right? | 1.5926 | 0.10073 | 54 | 30 | 16 | 8 |
140 | It sure puts the ‘die’ in ‘diet.’ | 1.5926 | 0.09720 | 54 | 29 | 18 | 7 |
141 | Maybe it's time we found a place of our own. | 1.5926 | 0.10414 | 54 | 31 | 14 | 9 |
142 | If this doesn't work we'll h ave to use the duct tape. | 1.5926 | 0.15340 | 27 | 16 | 6 | 5 |
143 | I think I can make it, if you go first. | 1.5926 | 0.10744 | 54 | 32 | 12 | 10 |
144 | They call it the Medieval diet | 1.5926 | 0.09720 | 54 | 29 | 18 | 7 |
145 | High risk but very low calorie. | 1.5926 | 0.10073 | 54 | 30 | 16 | 8 |
146 | But you won't wear a mask? | 1.5926 | 0.10073 | 54 | 30 | 16 | 8 |
147 | The best part of my diet is I left the keys in the fridge with the butter. | 1.5926 | 0.10414 | 54 | 31 | 14 | 9 |
148 | It's subtle, but I get it. | 1.5926 | 0.10414 | 54 | 31 | 14 | 9 |
149 | On the other hand, I have a bag of chips in the car. | 1.5926 | 0.08972 | 54 | 27 | 22 | 5 |
150 | Oh crap, I think I left my car keys in there. | 1.5926 | 0.10073 | 54 | 30 | 16 | 8 |
151 | I really think we should have gone with the moat. | 1.5926 | 0.10744 | 54 | 32 | 12 | 10 |
152 | Mom's serious about us getting jobs,huh? | 1.5902 | 0.09460 | 61 | 34 | 18 | 9 |
153 | On second thought let’s just try Keto. | 1.5902 | 0.09460 | 61 | 34 | 18 | 9 |
154 | I have some dietary restrictions. | 1.5893 | 0.09458 | 56 | 30 | 19 | 7 |
155 | That's done. Now for Facebook. | 1.5893 | 0.10437 | 56 | 33 | 13 | 10 |
156 | Do you think this will keep three teenage boys out f the refrigerator? | 1.5893 | 0.09458 | 56 | 30 | 19 | 7 |
157 | I would kill for a bear claw. | 1.5882 | 0.13429 | 34 | 20 | 8 | 6 |
158 | Do you think I'm controlling? | 1.5862 | 0.08880 | 58 | 30 | 22 | 6 |
159 | You're sure there are no small parts children might choke on? | 1.5862 | 0.10445 | 58 | 35 | 12 | 11 |
160 | Point made. | 1.5862 | 0.08880 | 58 | 30 | 22 | 6 |
161 | Too much? | 1.5849 | 0.10921 | 53 | 32 | 11 | 10 |
162 | But does it bring you joy? | 1.5849 | 0.09874 | 53 | 29 | 17 | 7 |
163 | You should see how they secure the toilet paper. | 1.5849 | 0.11566 | 53 | 34 | 7 | 12 |
164 | So this must be the Impaleo Diet prep that Diane was telling us about" | 1.5849 | 0.10583 | 53 | 31 | 13 | 9 |
165 | No, honey, I said we need more LOX in the kitchen. | 1.5849 | 0.10235 | 53 | 30 | 15 | 8 |
166 | Paleo wasn’t working, so I upgraded to medieval. | 1.5818 | 0.09602 | 55 | 30 | 18 | 7 |
167 | He's a teenager, Jack! Not a bear for God's sake! | 1.5818 | 0.10279 | 55 | 32 | 14 | 9 |
168 | I don’t know... could be a trap. | 1.5789 | 0.10604 | 57 | 35 | 11 | 11 |
169 | It’s your turn to make dinner. | 1.5789 | 0.09678 | 57 | 32 | 17 | 8 |
170 | I call it the im-paleo diet" | 1.5789 | 0.10305 | 57 | 34 | 13 | 10 |
171 | I've never heard of the Houdini diet, but it looks effective! | 1.5789 | 0.10604 | 57 | 35 | 11 | 11 |
172 | It helps me figure out if I’m hungry or just bored. | 1.5769 | 0.10032 | 52 | 29 | 16 | 7 |
173 | We should've just gotten the Peloton. | 1.5769 | 0.10402 | 52 | 30 | 14 | 8 |
174 | I think that Mom is trying to lose weight again. | 1.5769 | 0.09649 | 52 | 28 | 18 | 6 |
175 | Let’s just order take out. | 1.5763 | 0.10315 | 59 | 36 | 12 | 11 |
176 | My mom is still adjusting to me moving back in. | 1.5763 | 0.09426 | 59 | 33 | 18 | 8 |
177 | I see now why it's called the Houdini diet. | 1.5763 | 0.09426 | 59 | 33 | 18 | 8 |
178 | The kids have had it with eating in. | 1.5758 | 0.12332 | 33 | 18 | 11 | 4 |
179 | The carbs are in there, and we're out here. I think we're safe now. | 1.5745 | 0.10858 | 47 | 27 | 13 | 7 |
180 | You think they want us to move out? | 1.5741 | 0.10101 | 54 | 31 | 15 | 8 |
181 | Couldn't he just put his name on his leftovers? | 1.5741 | 0.09384 | 54 | 29 | 19 | 6 |
182 | Now that we're thin, do you remember where we hid the keys? | 1.5741 | 0.10771 | 54 | 33 | 11 | 10 |
183 | We should have taken the cheese out of the fridge before we started. | 1.5714 | 0.13041 | 28 | 15 | 10 | 3 |
184 | I said linguini not houdini | 1.5714 | 0.10911 | 49 | 29 | 12 | 8 |
185 | I think we are starting to wear out our welcome here.... | 1.5714 | 0.10514 | 49 | 28 | 14 | 7 |
186 | Another lockdown? | 1.5714 | 0.10514 | 49 | 28 | 14 | 7 |
187 | Should we go back to Post-It notes? | 1.5714 | 0.10514 | 49 | 28 | 14 | 7 |
188 | I'd give an arm and a leg for some icecream right now | 1.5690 | 0.09240 | 58 | 32 | 19 | 7 |
189 | I guess labelling your stuff didn't work? | 1.5690 | 0.10175 | 58 | 35 | 13 | 10 |
190 | The Medieval Diet Plan is really working. | 1.5686 | 0.09395 | 51 | 27 | 19 | 5 |
191 | I told the kids I was cooking dinner tonight...again. Well played kids, well played | 1.5686 | 0.10196 | 51 | 29 | 15 | 7 |
192 | It's part of my new medieval diet. | 1.5686 | 0.09804 | 51 | 28 | 17 | 6 |
193 | Oh, I disagree. Ice cream is worth it. | 1.5686 | 0.10574 | 51 | 30 | 13 | 8 |
194 | I think it's time to review our roommate agreement. | 1.5686 | 0.09804 | 51 | 28 | 17 | 6 |
195 | Or we could exercise | 1.5686 | 0.11291 | 51 | 32 | 9 | 10 |
196 | Wanna go out? | 1.5660 | 0.10609 | 53 | 32 | 12 | 9 |
197 | I’m still not sure it will work with teenagers. | 1.5660 | 0.09528 | 53 | 29 | 18 | 6 |
198 | Let's dine out tonight. | 1.5660 | 0.10609 | 53 | 32 | 12 | 9 |
199 | I’m way too stoned for this. | 1.5652 | 0.11056 | 46 | 27 | 12 | 7 |
200 | Looks like the AirBNB listing was serious about the kitchen being off-limits. | 1.5636 | 0.10303 | 55 | 33 | 13 | 9 |
201 | I'm sorry, I saw a spider | 1.5625 | 0.13424 | 32 | 19 | 8 | 5 |
202 | On the bright side, I have lost five pounds. | 1.5625 | 0.09833 | 48 | 26 | 17 | 5 |
203 | I'm really not that hungry anyway. | 1.5610 | 0.11608 | 41 | 24 | 11 | 6 |
204 | I'll do it for a Klondike bar | 1.5600 | 0.10365 | 50 | 29 | 14 | 7 |
205 | The last pound is the hardest. | 1.5600 | 0.10751 | 50 | 30 | 12 | 8 |
206 | I thought they said "bring bagels; we have lox" | 1.5600 | 0.10365 | 50 | 29 | 14 | 7 |
207 | Intermittent fasting, day two. | 1.5600 | 0.11125 | 50 | 31 | 10 | 9 |
208 | He’s a sixteen year old boy, Marsha - I just don’t think it’s going to be enough. | 1.5577 | 0.10426 | 52 | 31 | 13 | 8 |
209 | I’m thinking it’s time we got our own place. | 1.5577 | 0.10426 | 52 | 31 | 13 | 8 |
210 | You should have thought of that before you put the beer in the frig. | 1.5577 | 0.10426 | 52 | 31 | 13 | 8 |
211 | Georgia is going to use these in the polling stations in November. | 1.5556 | 0.11262 | 45 | 27 | 11 | 7 |
212 | It’s new. It’s called the Alcatraz Diet. | 1.5536 | 0.10787 | 56 | 36 | 9 | 11 |
213 | You’re not hungry. You’re bored | 1.5532 | 0.09027 | 47 | 24 | 20 | 3 |
214 | Losing those last five pounds is the hardest. | 1.5532 | 0.09999 | 47 | 26 | 16 | 5 |
215 | This is not what I meant by giving an arm and a leg for a good meal | 1.5532 | 0.10452 | 47 | 27 | 14 | 6 |
216 | We will start eating healthy, even if it kills us | 1.5532 | 0.10885 | 47 | 28 | 12 | 7 |
217 | It’s the only thing that keeps me from snacking in between video calls. | 1.5532 | 0.09999 | 47 | 26 | 16 | 5 |
218 | Larry, your sourdough starter isn't that valuable. | 1.5532 | 0.10885 | 47 | 28 | 12 | 7 |
219 | The cage really ties the room together. | 1.5532 | 0.11302 | 47 | 29 | 10 | 8 |
220 | Kinda puts the “die” back in diet, doesn’t it? | 1.5532 | 0.10885 | 47 | 28 | 12 | 7 |
221 | Would it kill you to make dinner? | 1.5532 | 0.09999 | 47 | 26 | 16 | 5 |
222 | The key? It’s behind the pallet of Chips Ahoys in the garage. | 1.5517 | 0.13669 | 29 | 17 | 8 | 4 |
223 | So, I guess we have to order pizza | 1.5510 | 0.10539 | 49 | 29 | 13 | 7 |
224 | Paleo was tough, but medieval is going to kill me.” | 1.5510 | 0.10935 | 49 | 30 | 11 | 8 |
225 | In her defense, the post-it notes weren’t working. | 1.5490 | 0.10219 | 51 | 30 | 14 | 7 |
226 | You should see where I keep the toilet paper | 1.5490 | 0.10595 | 51 | 31 | 12 | 8 |
227 | Or we could find a different babysitter’ | 1.5490 | 0.10219 | 51 | 30 | 14 | 7 |
228 | It just seems so very low tech for an IT guy. | 1.5490 | 0.10219 | 51 | 30 | 14 | 7 |
229 | When the authorities said "lockdown," this isn't what they meant. | 1.5490 | 0.09827 | 51 | 29 | 16 | 6 |
230 | It's called the diet to die for. | 1.5490 | 0.10595 | 51 | 31 | 12 | 8 |
231 | We still have a fridge in the garage, right? | 1.5472 | 0.09549 | 53 | 30 | 17 | 6 |
232 | He's a teenager. Of course he'll get to the food. | 1.5472 | 0.10628 | 53 | 33 | 11 | 9 |
233 | I think mom wants us to move out | 1.5472 | 0.10281 | 53 | 32 | 13 | 8 |
234 | My parents are on the same diet. | 1.5472 | 0.09922 | 53 | 31 | 15 | 7 |
235 | It's intimidating, for sure, but my money's on the squirrel. | 1.5455 | 0.11926 | 44 | 28 | 8 | 8 |
236 | So...does ordering take out sound good? | 1.5455 | 0.08921 | 55 | 30 | 20 | 5 |
237 | I think it might be just a little too complicated to market as an easy weight loss system. | 1.5455 | 0.11004 | 44 | 26 | 12 | 6 |
238 | That oughta keep the refrigerator from running! | 1.5455 | 0.13824 | 33 | 21 | 6 | 6 |
239 | All I said to the kids is that I was going to start cooking again. | 1.5455 | 0.09454 | 44 | 23 | 18 | 3 |
240 | Wait until you see what I've fixed up for the bedroom. | 1.5435 | 0.09684 | 46 | 25 | 17 | 4 |
241 | You said the mouse was how big? | 1.5417 | 0.10296 | 48 | 28 | 14 | 6 |
242 | We could just stop asking him to babysit. | 1.5417 | 0.09856 | 48 | 27 | 16 | 5 |
243 | Not only have I lost weight, but my quick-twitch motor skills are off the charts! | 1.5417 | 0.09856 | 48 | 27 | 16 | 5 |
244 | So....take-out it is? | 1.5417 | 0.10296 | 48 | 28 | 14 | 6 |
245 | Maybe we should consider a partial re-opening? | 1.5417 | 0.10296 | 48 | 28 | 14 | 6 |
246 | Medieval is the new Keto. | 1.5417 | 0.11124 | 48 | 30 | 10 | 8 |
247 | It's getting more and more difficult to avoid eating out. | 1.5417 | 0.08912 | 48 | 25 | 20 | 3 |
248 | Or, we could try self-discipline. | 1.5417 | 0.10718 | 48 | 29 | 12 | 7 |
249 | After all else failed, they decided this is what it would take to stop snacking during quarantine. | 1.5417 | 0.10296 | 48 | 28 | 14 | 6 |
250 | You can always tell when Grandma made pies for the church fund raiser ! | 1.5417 | 0.09856 | 48 | 27 | 16 | 5 |
251 | But it would be a meal to die for. | 1.5417 | 0.08912 | 48 | 25 | 20 | 3 |
252 | That mouse has met his match! | 1.5417 | 0.11516 | 48 | 31 | 8 | 9 |
253 | You kept the keys, right? | 1.5400 | 0.09566 | 50 | 28 | 17 | 5 |
254 | Maybe it's bed OR breakfast...? | 1.5400 | 0.10770 | 50 | 31 | 11 | 8 |
255 | You know, most people just complain to their friends about their spouse’s cooking. | 1.5400 | 0.09566 | 50 | 28 | 17 | 5 |
256 | And your friend kept the weight off? | 1.5400 | 0.09984 | 50 | 29 | 15 | 6 |
257 | Do you think it's enough to keep us from the cheese cake? | 1.5400 | 0.10770 | 50 | 31 | 11 | 8 |
258 | Maybe we should just go back to Weight Watchers. | 1.5400 | 0.10384 | 50 | 30 | 13 | 7 |
259 | I had in mind a more open-concept kitchen. | 1.5400 | 0.10384 | 50 | 30 | 13 | 7 |
260 | What are you storing there ? Toilet paper ? | 1.5400 | 0.09984 | 50 | 29 | 15 | 6 |
261 | Well, I think we're ready for the teenage years. | 1.5400 | 0.10384 | 50 | 30 | 13 | 7 |
262 | Maybe we shouldn’t have gone with Houdini Kitchen Designers | 1.5400 | 0.09984 | 50 | 29 | 15 | 6 |
263 | Or should the moat with alligators go there? | 1.5400 | 0.09566 | 50 | 28 | 17 | 5 |
264 | Would it have stopped you at 14? | 1.5400 | 0.09566 | 50 | 28 | 17 | 5 |
265 | Has anyone ever suggested that you may have a sharing problem? | 1.5400 | 0.10384 | 50 | 30 | 13 | 7 |
266 | Well, it's not the most welcoming Airbnb we've have stayed . | 1.5400 | 0.08671 | 50 | 26 | 21 | 3 |
267 | What’s phase two? | 1.5385 | 0.09694 | 52 | 30 | 16 | 6 |
268 | I know it looks extreme, honey...but it's the only way we're ever going to use up all of those pinto beans in the pantry. | 1.5385 | 0.10076 | 52 | 31 | 14 | 7 |
269 | The owner said there was a trick to opening the fridge. | 1.5385 | 0.10443 | 52 | 32 | 12 | 8 |
270 | I told you that someday the smart appliances would rebel... | 1.5370 | 0.10807 | 54 | 35 | 9 | 10 |
271 | Are you saying I’m fat? | 1.5366 | 0.09937 | 41 | 22 | 16 | 3 |
272 | I ate my roommate’s leftovers ONE time | 1.5349 | 0.11211 | 43 | 26 | 11 | 6 |
273 | So that’s not what you had in mind when you asked me to childproof the house? | 1.5349 | 0.10705 | 43 | 25 | 13 | 5 |
274 | I’m trying to be more mindful when I eat. | 1.5349 | 0.10705 | 43 | 25 | 13 | 5 |
275 | How big was the mouse, exactly? | 1.5349 | 0.12158 | 43 | 28 | 7 | 8 |
276 | This gives a whole new meaning to “snack attack.” | 1.5349 | 0.09615 | 43 | 23 | 17 | 3 |
277 | Couldn't you just mark your milk with a line? | 1.5349 | 0.10175 | 43 | 24 | 15 | 4 |
278 | I still think we need a moat. | 1.5333 | 0.11721 | 45 | 29 | 8 | 8 |
279 | It's the Houdini diet. | 1.5333 | 0.12144 | 45 | 30 | 6 | 9 |
280 | If you think I'm fat, just say so. | 1.5333 | 0.11282 | 45 | 28 | 10 | 7 |
281 | I guess I just had a different understanding of house arrest. | 1.5333 | 0.10825 | 45 | 27 | 12 | 6 |
282 | This is how my family does Passover. | 1.5333 | 0.10347 | 45 | 26 | 14 | 5 |
283 | I told you we outstayed our welcome | 1.5333 | 0.11721 | 45 | 29 | 8 | 8 |
284 | Neither of us can cook anyway...let’s make an offer. | 1.5333 | 0.11282 | 45 | 28 | 10 | 7 |
285 | I'd say Dad was pretty serious about claiming that last slice of pie. | 1.5333 | 0.11282 | 45 | 28 | 10 | 7 |
286 | So that's all it takes to become a super model? | 1.5333 | 0.09847 | 45 | 25 | 16 | 4 |
287 | Now I’m thirsty. | 1.5333 | 0.10347 | 45 | 26 | 14 | 5 |
288 | I guess Weight Watchers weren't kidding about their platinum plan... | 1.5333 | 0.10825 | 45 | 27 | 12 | 6 |
289 | You know, we could just agree to not keep ice cream in the house. | 1.5333 | 0.11282 | 45 | 28 | 10 | 7 |
290 | It’s your night to cook. | 1.5333 | 0.10825 | 45 | 27 | 12 | 6 |
291 | Couldn't we just do Keto? | 1.5333 | 0.10825 | 45 | 27 | 12 | 6 |
292 | Maybe we should just call it quits and return him to the shelter. | 1.5333 | 0.11282 | 45 | 28 | 10 | 7 |
293 | Are we overthinking this? | 1.5319 | 0.10019 | 47 | 27 | 15 | 5 |
294 | Suzanne said she lost fifteen pounds without trying. | 1.5319 | 0.10019 | 47 | 27 | 15 | 5 |
295 | I’ve heard promising things about the new Impaleo Diet. | 1.5306 | 0.10951 | 49 | 31 | 10 | 8 |
296 | Okay, then. If this doesn't work, let's try self-control. | 1.5306 | 0.09716 | 49 | 28 | 16 | 5 |
297 | Do you think mom would mind if I ate the rest of that cake? | 1.5294 | 0.09843 | 51 | 30 | 15 | 6 |
298 | Looks like we’re ordering takeout again | 1.5283 | 0.09936 | 53 | 32 | 14 | 7 |
299 | Maybe it would have been simpler to join Weight Watchers. | 1.5278 | 0.10901 | 36 | 20 | 13 | 3 |
300 | The agent did say that the Kitchen had Viking appliances | 1.5238 | 0.12400 | 42 | 28 | 6 | 8 |
301 | You’ve gotta admit, this is still safer than going outside... | 1.5238 | 0.09782 | 42 | 23 | 16 | 3 |
302 | Well, at least the floor isn’t lava | 1.5238 | 0.10905 | 42 | 25 | 12 | 5 |
303 | Now you’ll HAVE to take me to brunch. | 1.5238 | 0.10905 | 42 | 25 | 12 | 5 |
304 | I think there's a message here. | 1.5238 | 0.09782 | 42 | 23 | 16 | 3 |
305 | I'm feeling peckish; would you mind? | 1.5238 | 0.09169 | 42 | 22 | 18 | 2 |
306 | That should work until the gym opens. | 1.5238 | 0.10905 | 42 | 25 | 12 | 5 |
307 | Please tell me that was your stomach growling. | 1.5238 | 0.10905 | 42 | 25 | 12 | 5 |
308 | Seriously? You left the cheese for the traps in the fridge. | 1.5238 | 0.10905 | 42 | 25 | 12 | 5 |
309 | My friend did say, "the first two weeks of this diet will be brutal." | 1.5238 | 0.11425 | 42 | 26 | 10 | 6 |
310 | Tell me again, who recommended our new decorator? | 1.5238 | 0.11922 | 42 | 27 | 8 | 7 |
311 | Can't you just write your name on the bottle like the other housemates? | 1.5238 | 0.10358 | 42 | 24 | 14 | 4 |
312 | It's no good. I can still hear the cheesecake calling me... | 1.5238 | 0.09782 | 42 | 23 | 16 | 3 |
313 | I feel like it would have been easier to just not buy ice cream. | 1.5238 | 0.11425 | 42 | 26 | 10 | 6 |
314 | Well, you shouldn't have drank my oat milk. | 1.5238 | 0.09782 | 42 | 23 | 16 | 3 |
315 | It really ties the room together. | 1.5238 | 0.09782 | 42 | 23 | 16 | 3 |
316 | Weight watchers said it’ll go back to meetings after the pandemic | 1.5227 | 0.11020 | 44 | 27 | 11 | 6 |
317 | Somehow I feel like the mouse won | 1.5227 | 0.10530 | 44 | 26 | 13 | 5 |
318 | I really think this diet is going to work | 1.5227 | 0.11020 | 44 | 27 | 11 | 6 |
319 | Honey, you have to stop thinking of food as a reward. | 1.5227 | 0.10530 | 44 | 26 | 13 | 5 |
320 | I. Am. Tired. Of. Cooking. | 1.5227 | 0.11490 | 44 | 28 | 9 | 7 |
321 | I'm telling you, the cookies are THAT good. | 1.5227 | 0.10015 | 44 | 25 | 15 | 4 |
322 | Well, we did notice that AirBnB ad didn't describe the kitchen. | 1.5227 | 0.10530 | 44 | 26 | 13 | 5 |
323 | Don't fall into the dieting trap. | 1.5227 | 0.11020 | 44 | 27 | 11 | 6 |
324 | I think writing your name on your stuff would be enough. | 1.5217 | 0.10186 | 46 | 27 | 14 | 5 |
325 | This is more humane than the glue traps, right?! | 1.5217 | 0.10186 | 46 | 27 | 14 | 5 |
326 | Just 24 hours to go and all the coronavirus on our groceries should be dead | 1.5217 | 0.10650 | 46 | 28 | 12 | 6 |
327 | Or, we could just order in. | 1.5217 | 0.10186 | 46 | 27 | 14 | 5 |
328 | Paleo is ancient history, but I'm not sure about this Medieval Diet. | 1.5217 | 0.11094 | 46 | 29 | 10 | 7 |
329 | ..and Trump's tax returns are in there? | 1.5217 | 0.10186 | 46 | 27 | 14 | 5 |
330 | Or we could send him to boarding school. | 1.5217 | 0.11094 | 46 | 29 | 10 | 7 |
331 | So, if you want a snack, the keys are in the tiger cage out back. | 1.5217 | 0.11933 | 46 | 31 | 6 | 9 |
332 | So they really took lockdown seriously | 1.5217 | 0.10650 | 46 | 28 | 12 | 6 |
333 | My roommate is so dramatic, a passive aggressive note would've been fine. | 1.5217 | 0.10650 | 46 | 28 | 12 | 6 |
334 | Yeah, there’s a lot of prep, but I already lost seven pounds. | 1.5217 | 0.10186 | 46 | 27 | 14 | 5 |
335 | So how long will your brother be staying with us? | 1.5217 | 0.09700 | 46 | 26 | 16 | 4 |
336 | When you said the new diet was torture, I thought you meant it metaphorically. | 1.5217 | 0.11522 | 46 | 30 | 8 | 8 |
337 | I’m guessing this is where they have their sourdough starter. | 1.5217 | 0.10186 | 46 | 27 | 14 | 5 |
338 | Nope, if I know cheesecake is in there, I will still get to it. | 1.5208 | 0.09411 | 48 | 27 | 17 | 4 |
339 | Well...I guess we’re going back to lock down | 1.5208 | 0.10731 | 48 | 30 | 11 | 7 |
340 | I don't mean to be overly critical, but you forgot to fold the hand towel again. | 1.5208 | 0.11136 | 48 | 31 | 9 | 8 |
341 | Couldn't you just put your name on your leftovers? | 1.5208 | 0.09870 | 48 | 28 | 15 | 5 |
342 | I hope the escape rooms open soon. The kids ran out of ideas | 1.5200 | 0.09996 | 50 | 30 | 14 | 6 |
343 | What if four bears break in? | 1.5200 | 0.09996 | 50 | 30 | 14 | 6 |
344 | I think mom and dad may want us to move out. | 1.5192 | 0.10086 | 52 | 32 | 13 | 7 |
345 | Ladies first. | 1.5152 | 0.13845 | 33 | 22 | 5 | 6 |
346 | Aesthetically, I prefer the motivational magnet collection. | 1.5152 | 0.12402 | 33 | 20 | 9 | 4 |
347 | Or do you think it’d look better in wrought iron ? | 1.5135 | 0.11378 | 37 | 22 | 11 | 4 |
348 | let’s take a step back and reassess how we got here. | 1.5135 | 0.09971 | 37 | 20 | 15 | 2 |
349 | Couldn't you just have said" I am tired of cooking"? | 1.5128 | 0.11542 | 39 | 24 | 10 | 5 |
350 | So, you bought a new bathing suit? | 1.5122 | 0.11646 | 41 | 26 | 9 | 6 |
351 | I don’t think anyone will notice that the metal doesn’t match. | 1.5122 | 0.11646 | 41 | 26 | 9 | 6 |
352 | Looks good, the sitter will be here shortly. | 1.5122 | 0.11110 | 41 | 25 | 11 | 5 |
353 | I’m thinking we do takeout tonight. | 1.5122 | 0.10547 | 41 | 24 | 13 | 4 |
354 | Are you sure this is what Trump said to do? | 1.5122 | 0.11110 | 41 | 25 | 11 | 5 |
355 | I think that pretty much puts the "die" back into diet. | 1.5122 | 0.12158 | 41 | 27 | 7 | 7 |
356 | I’m getting the feeling that Mom and Dad want us to shelter-in-place somewhere else... | 1.5122 | 0.12158 | 41 | 27 | 7 | 7 |
357 | I know the AirBNB host said no kitchen privileges but I’m really hungry. | 1.5122 | 0.11646 | 41 | 26 | 9 | 6 |
358 | Have you thought about just joining Weight Watchers? | 1.5116 | 0.10188 | 43 | 25 | 14 | 4 |
359 | I think we need to add a moat. | 1.5116 | 0.10717 | 43 | 26 | 12 | 5 |
360 | It was free with the Keto diet plan. | 1.5116 | 0.12169 | 43 | 29 | 6 | 8 |
361 | I think I liked Weight Watchers better when it was just points. | 1.5116 | 0.11705 | 43 | 28 | 8 | 7 |
362 | I hear there might be some risks with the Houdini diet. | 1.5116 | 0.10188 | 43 | 25 | 14 | 4 |
363 | Every AirBnb has its quirks. | 1.5116 | 0.11222 | 43 | 27 | 10 | 6 |
364 | Whose turn is it to get the ice cream? | 1.5116 | 0.10717 | 43 | 26 | 12 | 5 |
365 | Now we'll know if your sister is eating all the ice cream. | 1.5116 | 0.10188 | 43 | 25 | 14 | 4 |
366 | Wait, it might be a trap. | 1.5116 | 0.12169 | 43 | 29 | 6 | 8 |
367 | I suppose we missed this during the open house? | 1.5116 | 0.11222 | 43 | 27 | 10 | 6 |
368 | The host really meant it when she said breakfast not included | 1.5111 | 0.09859 | 45 | 26 | 15 | 4 |
369 | Well I think we've babyproofed it. | 1.5111 | 0.10358 | 45 | 27 | 13 | 5 |
370 | No one will know where I hid my jewelry! | 1.5111 | 0.10358 | 45 | 27 | 13 | 5 |
371 | I'm starting to think getting a third roommate was a mistake. | 1.5111 | 0.09332 | 45 | 25 | 17 | 3 |
372 | I knew when they said ‘Help yourself to anything in the kitchen’ something felt wrong... | 1.5111 | 0.10358 | 45 | 27 | 13 | 5 |
373 | Didn't your folks say, 'Make yourselves at home'? | 1.5111 | 0.10358 | 45 | 27 | 13 | 5 |
374 | Kind of gives new meaning to that old phrase, “dying of hunger” doesn’t it? | 1.5111 | 0.10358 | 45 | 27 | 13 | 5 |
375 | I don't know. I think I prefer the stainless. | 1.5111 | 0.10835 | 45 | 28 | 11 | 6 |
376 | Now all we need to do is swallow the key. | 1.5111 | 0.10358 | 45 | 27 | 13 | 5 |
377 | The kids will still find a way. | 1.5111 | 0.10358 | 45 | 27 | 13 | 5 |
378 | So, we'll be ordering in? | 1.5111 | 0.11291 | 45 | 29 | 9 | 7 |
379 | I do value your art, Claire, but I’m starving. | 1.5106 | 0.10029 | 47 | 28 | 14 | 5 |
380 | Looks like our welcome has worn out. | 1.5106 | 0.10480 | 47 | 29 | 12 | 6 |
381 | It's your turn to check if we are out of milk | 1.5106 | 0.09556 | 47 | 27 | 16 | 4 |
382 | She wasn’t kidding, this diet is torture. | 1.5106 | 0.09060 | 47 | 26 | 18 | 3 |
383 | I don't know, dear. I think your mom should have opted for bariatric surgery. | 1.5106 | 0.09556 | 47 | 27 | 16 | 4 |
384 | I know I gave you the keys. | 1.5106 | 0.09060 | 47 | 26 | 18 | 3 |
385 | The good news is I lost 30 lbs. The bad news is that we lost my mother. | 1.5106 | 0.10029 | 47 | 28 | 14 | 5 |
386 | Well, here it is... the winning entry in our art contest "Describe Your Adolescence" ... | 1.5106 | 0.10480 | 47 | 29 | 12 | 6 |
387 | Just give me a second honey. I think I remember this one from Boy Scouts | 1.5000 | 0.14086 | 28 | 18 | 6 | 4 |
388 | Takeout it is | 1.5000 | 0.10655 | 46 | 29 | 11 | 6 |
389 | Did you remember to find the cat before throwing away the key? | 1.5000 | 0.10535 | 44 | 27 | 12 | 5 |
390 | I told you to stop eating her left-overs... | 1.5000 | 0.10911 | 36 | 21 | 12 | 3 |
391 | When I weighed the risk against going to the gym, it made sense. | 1.5000 | 0.11099 | 46 | 30 | 9 | 7 |
392 | But the liquor cabinet is still open right? | 1.5000 | 0.10500 | 38 | 22 | 13 | 3 |
393 | But is it too similar to Mitch and Betsy’s? | 1.5000 | 0.11431 | 42 | 27 | 9 | 6 |
394 | this is not what I meant by hunger games | 1.5000 | 0.10742 | 40 | 24 | 12 | 4 |
395 | Geez babe, I thought paleo was working fine. | 1.5000 | 0.10911 | 42 | 26 | 11 | 5 |
396 | Do you think this will stop me? | 1.5000 | 0.09195 | 46 | 26 | 17 | 3 |
397 | I think I prefer Mouse Trap the board game to Mouse Trap the diet. | 1.5000 | 0.10535 | 44 | 27 | 12 | 5 |
398 | I saw it on Noom. | 1.5000 | 0.10535 | 44 | 27 | 12 | 5 |
399 | This is just for show. I keep all the good stuff in the extra fridge in the garage. | 1.5000 | 0.10911 | 36 | 21 | 12 | 3 |
400 | We are going to get healthy or die trying. | 1.5000 | 0.10535 | 44 | 27 | 12 | 5 |
401 | Turns out it's cheaper than Weight Watchers, in the long run. | 1.5000 | 0.10535 | 44 | 27 | 12 | 5 |
402 | Honey- I said we need more "lox"... | 1.5000 | 0.11026 | 44 | 28 | 10 | 6 |
403 | Nice try, honey. But my mother's still coming this weekend. | 1.5000 | 0.10535 | 44 | 27 | 12 | 5 |
404 | Is this is what they meant by food security? | 1.5000 | 0.09473 | 40 | 22 | 16 | 2 |
405 | To be safe, let’s add a sign. | 1.5000 | 0.10535 | 44 | 27 | 12 | 5 |
406 | ‘I sometimes wonder if your sister ever forgave us for not watering the plants.’ | 1.5000 | 0.10191 | 46 | 28 | 13 | 5 |
407 | It’s not a diet. I just miss having to work for my next meal. | 1.5000 | 0.10191 | 46 | 28 | 13 | 5 |
408 | Let’s eat out tonight | 1.5000 | 0.10191 | 46 | 28 | 13 | 5 |
409 | You realize this is a bullcrap diet plan, don't you? | 1.5000 | 0.12928 | 38 | 26 | 5 | 7 |
410 | Well, the landlady did say no kitchen privileges. | 1.5000 | 0.10742 | 40 | 24 | 12 | 4 |
411 | It's almost like there's a message here, but it's such a mystery! | 1.5000 | 0.09473 | 40 | 22 | 16 | 2 |
412 | I think the medieval diet might be a little high in iron. | 1.5000 | 0.10655 | 46 | 29 | 11 | 6 |
413 | OK, before we start, you're sure there's Haagen-Dazs in there? | 1.5000 | 0.11431 | 42 | 27 | 9 | 6 |
414 | Finally, a diet that's honest about how torturous it is | 1.5000 | 0.11323 | 40 | 25 | 10 | 5 |
415 | These are the trappings for the Medieval Diet. Wait till you see what we can eat on Day 5. | 1.5000 | 0.11875 | 40 | 26 | 8 | 6 |
416 | The homes tour this year is a bit edgier. | 1.5000 | 0.10742 | 40 | 24 | 12 | 4 |
417 | I think Mom misunderstood lockdown. | 1.5000 | 0.11875 | 40 | 26 | 8 | 6 |
418 | Wouldn’t it just be easier to kick your roommate out? | 1.5000 | 0.10314 | 48 | 30 | 12 | 6 |
419 | Couldn't your mom have done Atkins or something? | 1.5000 | 0.10127 | 40 | 23 | 14 | 3 |
420 | Wow. Mom is getting serious about ending Dad's late night snacking. | 1.5000 | 0.10127 | 40 | 23 | 14 | 3 |
421 | The official end to the honor system. | 1.5000 | 0.11026 | 44 | 28 | 10 | 6 |
422 | Have I made it clear that I’d like to eat out tonight? | 1.5000 | 0.10191 | 46 | 28 | 13 | 5 |
423 | The Impaleo Diet | 1.5000 | 0.12910 | 40 | 28 | 4 | 8 |
424 | But what if there's chocolate ice cream? | 1.5000 | 0.09706 | 46 | 27 | 15 | 4 |
425 | So you told your mom we were stopping by? | 1.5000 | 0.11616 | 36 | 22 | 10 | 4 |
426 | I’ve tried every diet from Atkins to Weight Watchers, but I’ve finally found something that works for me. | 1.5000 | 0.11323 | 40 | 25 | 10 | 5 |
427 | All this and the Ben & Jerry’s was still gone by morning. | 1.5000 | 0.12366 | 38 | 25 | 7 | 6 |
428 | Are there any other impulses you need help controlling? | 1.5000 | 0.10535 | 44 | 27 | 12 | 5 |
429 | Don't be silly, my parents LOVE having you. | 1.5000 | 0.10742 | 40 | 24 | 12 | 4 |
430 | So next time, just ask before you eat my leftovers. | 1.5000 | 0.09479 | 44 | 25 | 16 | 3 |
431 | You said you’d write down the passwords. | 1.5000 | 0.09789 | 42 | 24 | 15 | 3 |
432 | I'm sure that whatever is in that refrigerator is simply to die for. | 1.5000 | 0.11099 | 46 | 30 | 9 | 7 |
433 | I put my name on that pizza slice and you just ignored it. | 1.5000 | 0.10742 | 40 | 24 | 12 | 4 |
434 | Gives new meaning to this whole "lockdown thing" doesn't it? | 1.5000 | 0.15926 | 24 | 16 | 4 | 4 |
435 | Wait...You keep your toilet paper in the refrigerator? | 1.5000 | 0.10191 | 46 | 28 | 13 | 5 |
436 | Looks like Dad went off his diet again. | 1.5000 | 0.10911 | 42 | 26 | 11 | 5 |
437 | Intermittent fasting just wasn’t cutting it. | 1.5000 | 0.10742 | 40 | 24 | 12 | 4 |
438 | I guess the owners who rented this house to us are really serious about us not using their food! | 1.5000 | 0.11880 | 32 | 19 | 10 | 3 |
439 | The sourdough starter is secure. | 1.5000 | 0.09479 | 44 | 25 | 16 | 3 |
440 | Looks like this airbnb doesn't include the kitchen. | 1.4898 | 0.10153 | 49 | 31 | 12 | 6 |
441 | I just need mustard. | 1.4894 | 0.10029 | 47 | 29 | 13 | 5 |
442 | I think they misunderstood when I asked for a kitchen renovation with all the trappings. | 1.4894 | 0.10029 | 47 | 29 | 13 | 5 |
443 | I'd kill for a snack right now. | 1.4894 | 0.10480 | 47 | 30 | 11 | 6 |
444 | There's a cheesecake in there that's to die for. | 1.4894 | 0.10480 | 47 | 30 | 11 | 6 |
445 | For now, yeah, but after your first trimester, who knows? | 1.4894 | 0.09556 | 47 | 28 | 15 | 4 |
446 | Pizza it is. | 1.4894 | 0.10480 | 47 | 30 | 11 | 6 |
447 | self discipline was never my long suit | 1.4894 | 0.09060 | 47 | 27 | 17 | 3 |
448 | I know its excessive but it is the only bottle of sanitizer we have! | 1.4889 | 0.09859 | 45 | 27 | 14 | 4 |
449 | So, I guess just counting calories is not an option. | 1.4889 | 0.08775 | 45 | 25 | 18 | 2 |
450 | We probably should have thought this through better ..... have you seen the cat? | 1.4884 | 0.11222 | 43 | 28 | 9 | 6 |
451 | Isn’t this taking the idea of ‘lock down’ a bit too far?” | 1.4884 | 0.10188 | 43 | 26 | 13 | 4 |
452 | If the President's formula is correct, then less access to food should eliminate hunger, right? | 1.4884 | 0.10717 | 43 | 27 | 11 | 5 |
453 | Whatever's inside will be as mediocre as the winning caption. | 1.4884 | 0.12169 | 43 | 30 | 5 | 8 |
454 | Fine, we can get take out | 1.4878 | 0.09952 | 41 | 24 | 14 | 3 |
455 | I think I liked it better when you would just slap the sandwich out of my hand | 1.4878 | 0.09319 | 41 | 23 | 16 | 2 |
456 | You definitely saw the mouse in the kitchen? | 1.4878 | 0.11110 | 41 | 26 | 10 | 5 |
457 | And now let me show you our toilet paper protection. | 1.4878 | 0.12158 | 41 | 28 | 6 | 7 |
458 | It seems that other kitchens have relaxed their lockdown restrictions by now. | 1.4878 | 0.10547 | 41 | 25 | 12 | 4 |
459 | They must have teenagers. | 1.4878 | 0.10547 | 41 | 25 | 12 | 4 |
460 | You're taking 'lock down' a bit too far. | 1.4878 | 0.11646 | 41 | 27 | 8 | 6 |
461 | Would adding explosives be overkill? | 1.4878 | 0.10547 | 41 | 25 | 12 | 4 |
462 | ‘Odd’? Wait until see the toilet. | 1.4878 | 0.10547 | 41 | 25 | 12 | 4 |
463 | Your last piece of cheesecake is safe. | 1.4878 | 0.10547 | 41 | 25 | 12 | 4 |
464 | Atkins wasn't working. | 1.4878 | 0.12158 | 41 | 28 | 6 | 7 |
465 | One way or another, you’re gonna lose 20 lbs. | 1.4872 | 0.12113 | 39 | 26 | 7 | 6 |
466 | Okay, now we can smoke that joint | 1.4872 | 0.12113 | 39 | 26 | 7 | 6 |
467 | Frankly, I think it works better in the bedroom. | 1.4872 | 0.10942 | 39 | 24 | 11 | 4 |
468 | The sour cream has gone VERY bad. | 1.4872 | 0.10307 | 39 | 23 | 13 | 3 |
469 | I know the vacation rental agreement said the kitchen was off limits, but this is a little extreme! | 1.4872 | 0.11542 | 39 | 25 | 9 | 5 |
470 | I dunno, somehow how I thought this would be more effective than Weight Watchers | 1.4872 | 0.10307 | 39 | 23 | 13 | 3 |
471 | I still think this might be overkill for a three pound weight gain. | 1.4872 | 0.10307 | 39 | 23 | 13 | 3 |
472 | I don’t know, this diet seems a little excessive. | 1.4872 | 0.09630 | 39 | 22 | 15 | 2 |
473 | How do you feel about ordering Thai tonight? | 1.4872 | 0.11542 | 39 | 25 | 9 | 5 |
474 | We need to start reading these Airbnb advertisements more closely. | 1.4872 | 0.10942 | 39 | 24 | 11 | 4 |
475 | I think this will be even more effective than intermittent fasting. | 1.4872 | 0.10942 | 39 | 24 | 11 | 4 |
476 | Yeah, but you said he was smarter than the average bear. | 1.4865 | 0.13210 | 37 | 26 | 4 | 7 |
477 | I guess we should pay our part of the rent. | 1.4865 | 0.11378 | 37 | 23 | 10 | 4 |
478 | Well, the rental agreement did say that the kitchen was off limits. | 1.4865 | 0.10698 | 37 | 22 | 12 | 3 |
479 | You’re right, this is easier than going to the gym. | 1.4865 | 0.10698 | 37 | 22 | 12 | 3 |
480 | First the Peloton machine, now this. Fuck you, Harold. | 1.4865 | 0.12629 | 37 | 25 | 6 | 6 |
481 | But the eggs are cage free. | 1.4865 | 0.10698 | 37 | 22 | 12 | 3 |
482 | I'd give my right arm for some ice cream" is an idiom Ted | 1.4865 | 0.12629 | 37 | 25 | 6 | 6 |
483 | The great thing is that it reflects how I feel about cooking. | 1.4865 | 0.11378 | 37 | 23 | 10 | 4 |
484 | To be fair, Airbnb did say "breakfast not included" | 1.4865 | 0.09971 | 37 | 21 | 14 | 2 |
485 | Of course it'll work. Tina lost twelve pounds in the first week. | 1.4865 | 0.11378 | 37 | 23 | 10 | 4 |
486 | I think I finally found a diet that works. | 1.4857 | 0.11131 | 35 | 21 | 11 | 3 |
487 | I thought you said there are "lox" in the fridge... | 1.4857 | 0.12550 | 35 | 23 | 7 | 5 |
488 | I've already lost 3 pounds. | 1.4857 | 0.11862 | 35 | 22 | 9 | 4 |
489 | Should we consider the possibility he locked himself inside . . .with the food? | 1.4857 | 0.10348 | 35 | 20 | 13 | 2 |
490 | Just wait until you see the bedroom. | 1.4857 | 0.11862 | 35 | 22 | 9 | 4 |
491 | Do you remember where we hid the take-out menus ? | 1.4848 | 0.12402 | 33 | 21 | 8 | 4 |
492 | Well, at least we'll be gluten-free together. | 1.4848 | 0.12402 | 33 | 21 | 8 | 4 |
493 | It was only one ant and it probably came in with the groceries. This is major overkill. | 1.4848 | 0.12402 | 33 | 21 | 8 | 4 |
494 | Or, we could just ask your brother to stay in a motel. | 1.4848 | 0.11613 | 33 | 20 | 10 | 3 |
495 | I mean, I like the colors | 1.4839 | 0.12156 | 31 | 19 | 9 | 3 |
496 | It's a new weight-loss program called Doom. | 1.4839 | 0.13010 | 31 | 20 | 7 | 4 |
497 | I guess that would explain why this place had all those low ratings on air-bnb | 1.4815 | 0.13472 | 27 | 17 | 7 | 3 |
498 | My new diet regimen is pretty strict | 1.4783 | 0.10650 | 46 | 30 | 10 | 6 |
499 | His tax returns are in there? | 1.4783 | 0.10186 | 46 | 29 | 12 | 5 |
500 | I think Mom would prefer we go out to eat. | 1.4783 | 0.10650 | 46 | 30 | 10 | 6 |
501 | I'm calling it the medieval diet. | 1.4783 | 0.10186 | 46 | 29 | 12 | 5 |
502 | Waddya think? It's called the Fort Knox diet. | 1.4783 | 0.10650 | 46 | 30 | 10 | 6 |
503 | So I put the chocolate chip cookies in the dishwasher | 1.4783 | 0.09189 | 46 | 27 | 16 | 3 |
504 | It's called the 'No Will Diet' | 1.4783 | 0.09700 | 46 | 28 | 14 | 4 |
505 | This will show the cat who's in charge here. | 1.4773 | 0.10530 | 44 | 28 | 11 | 5 |
506 | This should hold until November... he can’t tweet from in there, right? | 1.4762 | 0.11425 | 42 | 28 | 8 | 6 |
507 | How high were we!? | 1.4762 | 0.10358 | 42 | 26 | 12 | 4 |
508 | Don't you miss the days when we just had roaches? | 1.4762 | 0.17754 | 21 | 15 | 2 | 4 |
509 | It’s his backup supply of toilet paper and Purell. | 1.4762 | 0.11425 | 42 | 28 | 8 | 6 |
510 | Oh my god, I love the artist's allusion to how every part of life is now tied up at home. | 1.4762 | 0.10358 | 42 | 26 | 12 | 4 |
511 | Okay - now we’re ready for your brother to be in our social bubble | 1.4750 | 0.09465 | 40 | 23 | 15 | 2 |
512 | You didn’t move the bar cart, right? | 1.4750 | 0.10734 | 40 | 25 | 11 | 4 |
513 | this kitchen layout has a real 2020 feel to it | 1.4750 | 0.09465 | 40 | 23 | 15 | 2 |
514 | Should we just do takeout? | 1.4750 | 0.11316 | 40 | 26 | 9 | 5 |
515 | I'm not that hungry, you go first" | 1.4750 | 0.10734 | 40 | 25 | 11 | 4 |
516 | I think the spikes might be overkill. | 1.4750 | 0.07996 | 40 | 21 | 19 | 0 |
517 | Then again, we could just not buy ice cream, chips, and sweets in the first place. | 1.4750 | 0.10734 | 40 | 25 | 11 | 4 |
518 | Apparently it's the best diet plan on the market. | 1.4750 | 0.10119 | 40 | 24 | 13 | 3 |
519 | I hate to tell you, but these fad diets never work. | 1.4750 | 0.10734 | 40 | 25 | 11 | 4 |
520 | Can't we just buy a baby gate? | 1.4750 | 0.11316 | 40 | 26 | 9 | 5 |
521 | Geez, I said I'd stop drinking out of the carton. | 1.4750 | 0.10119 | 40 | 24 | 13 | 3 |
522 | This mouse thinks he's smart, but we'll show him. | 1.4750 | 0.08761 | 40 | 22 | 17 | 1 |
523 | That should keep the refrigerator from running. | 1.4750 | 0.10734 | 40 | 25 | 11 | 4 |
524 | s “He’s 16. You think that’ll be enough?” | 1.4737 | 0.12921 | 38 | 27 | 4 | 7 |
525 | I like that it’s already childproofed. | 1.4737 | 0.11148 | 38 | 24 | 10 | 4 |
526 | What else should we do to manage your blood sugar? | 1.4737 | 0.10491 | 38 | 23 | 12 | 3 |
527 | The best part of the Medieval diet is its simplicity. | 1.4737 | 0.11769 | 38 | 25 | 8 | 5 |
528 | So what exactly did you mean when you said "it's not one of those crazy diets"? | 1.4737 | 0.11769 | 38 | 25 | 8 | 5 |
529 | You're sure you don't want to just try portion control? | 1.4737 | 0.09789 | 38 | 22 | 14 | 2 |
530 | We're close, but I still think the teal spikes would work better. | 1.4737 | 0.11769 | 38 | 25 | 8 | 5 |
531 | Will the robbers guess where we hid the Purell? | 1.4737 | 0.10491 | 38 | 23 | 12 | 3 |
532 | What makes you think I can't stick to my diet? | 1.4737 | 0.11148 | 38 | 24 | 10 | 4 |
533 | And other than that, make yourself at home. | 1.4722 | 0.10147 | 36 | 21 | 13 | 2 |
534 | Bring on the hunger games! | 1.4722 | 0.10901 | 36 | 22 | 11 | 3 |
535 | It's the most effective diet I've ever been on. | 1.4722 | 0.12271 | 36 | 24 | 7 | 5 |
536 | Yeah, but is it too much? | 1.4722 | 0.10901 | 36 | 22 | 11 | 3 |
537 | Yeup, that ought to take care of the quarantine snacking | 1.4722 | 0.11606 | 36 | 23 | 9 | 4 |
538 | There’s half a bag of chips under the couch. Splitsies? | 1.4722 | 0.10901 | 36 | 22 | 11 | 3 |
539 | I still think the cat will open the door | 1.4722 | 0.12271 | 36 | 24 | 7 | 5 |
540 | Soooooooooo takeout? | 1.4722 | 0.11606 | 36 | 23 | 9 | 4 |
541 | Okay, now we can get high." | 1.4722 | 0.11606 | 36 | 23 | 9 | 4 |
542 | Looks like a trap. | 1.4722 | 0.12901 | 36 | 25 | 5 | 6 |
543 | Actually, there's a code that appears after the dishwasher gets emptied. | 1.4722 | 0.10901 | 36 | 22 | 11 | 3 |
544 | it didn't stop your family the last time | 1.4722 | 0.09332 | 36 | 20 | 15 | 1 |
545 | Our next scavenger clue is ‘in the fridge’. | 1.4722 | 0.10901 | 36 | 22 | 11 | 3 |
546 | They’ll never guess the food stash is buried in the yard. | 1.4722 | 0.11606 | 36 | 23 | 9 | 4 |
547 | I'm having second thoughts about the Inquisition Diet. | 1.4722 | 0.10901 | 36 | 22 | 11 | 3 |
548 | How many times do I need to apologize for eating your Ben and Jerry's? | 1.4722 | 0.12271 | 36 | 24 | 7 | 5 |
549 | Are you sure this got better user reviews than ADT? | 1.4722 | 0.10901 | 36 | 22 | 11 | 3 |
550 | Well, fewer dishes to wash. That's a plus. | 1.4722 | 0.11606 | 36 | 23 | 9 | 4 |
551 | This new diet is going to kill me. | 1.4722 | 0.10901 | 36 | 22 | 11 | 3 |
552 | Maybe we need to rethink this Game of Thrones diet. | 1.4722 | 0.11606 | 36 | 23 | 9 | 4 |
553 | It’s like they don’t even want us here anymore. | 1.4722 | 0.10147 | 36 | 21 | 13 | 2 |
554 | I still think we're missing something. | 1.4722 | 0.10147 | 36 | 21 | 13 | 2 |
555 | We should get a night light. | 1.4722 | 0.12271 | 36 | 24 | 7 | 5 |
556 | You DID say locks and bagels... | 1.4722 | 0.11606 | 36 | 23 | 9 | 4 |
557 | And your sure its a full pint Ben and Jerry's Rocky Road | 1.4722 | 0.10901 | 36 | 22 | 11 | 3 |
558 | What do you think... overkill? | 1.4722 | 0.11606 | 36 | 23 | 9 | 4 |
559 | It's the new impaleo diet. | 1.4722 | 0.12271 | 36 | 24 | 7 | 5 |
560 | « Just a glass. He won’t notice! » you said... | 1.4706 | 0.12831 | 34 | 23 | 6 | 5 |
561 | Yes, it’s a lot upfront but think of the long term savings | 1.4706 | 0.09660 | 34 | 19 | 14 | 1 |
562 | Let's order. | 1.4706 | 0.11357 | 34 | 21 | 10 | 3 |
563 | Wow, I really misunderstood all those article about food security | 1.4706 | 0.11357 | 34 | 21 | 10 | 3 |
564 | He’s only 4 years old, Tim - he didn’t know it was your Yoo-hoo. | 1.4706 | 0.11357 | 34 | 21 | 10 | 3 |
565 | So, you think that’s enough? | 1.4706 | 0.11357 | 34 | 21 | 10 | 3 |
566 | It might work. | 1.4706 | 0.12116 | 34 | 22 | 8 | 4 |
567 | It's all about cutting carbs. | 1.4706 | 0.12831 | 34 | 23 | 6 | 5 |
568 | Welcome to Weight Watchers Platinum. | 1.4706 | 0.10543 | 34 | 20 | 12 | 2 |
569 | Do you get the feeling my Mom and Dad would like us to leave? | 1.4706 | 0.13507 | 34 | 24 | 4 | 6 |
570 | And how much weight did you say you’ve lost already? | 1.4706 | 0.12116 | 34 | 22 | 8 | 4 |
571 | Do you think it would be easier to just give up weed? | 1.4706 | 0.12116 | 34 | 22 | 8 | 4 |
572 | Do you think your parents want us to move out? | 1.4706 | 0.12116 | 34 | 22 | 8 | 4 |
573 | On second thought, maybe we should just order a pizza. | 1.4706 | 0.11357 | 34 | 21 | 10 | 3 |
574 | No pain, no gain. Right? | 1.4688 | 0.12688 | 32 | 21 | 7 | 4 |
575 | I said “LOX”... | 1.4688 | 0.12688 | 32 | 21 | 7 | 4 |
576 | You are aware that I can still order carry out ? | 1.4688 | 0.12688 | 32 | 21 | 7 | 4 |
577 | I guess we're ordering in, or did you lock us out of our phones too? | 1.4688 | 0.10984 | 32 | 19 | 11 | 2 |
578 | They say we’ll take off 30 pounds by August. | 1.4688 | 0.10025 | 32 | 18 | 13 | 1 |
579 | Was it your idea to rent a bear-proof cabin? | 1.4688 | 0.12688 | 32 | 21 | 7 | 4 |
580 | Keto wasn't for me. I'm on the 'Houdini' | 1.4681 | 0.11320 | 47 | 33 | 6 | 8 |
581 | I'm feeling like take out. | 1.4651 | 0.09615 | 43 | 26 | 14 | 3 |
582 | Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition diet! | 1.4651 | 0.10705 | 43 | 28 | 10 | 5 |
583 | Annie was serious when she said she doesn’t like to share food. | 1.4634 | 0.10533 | 41 | 26 | 11 | 4 |
584 | Get a roommate!" they said. "It'll be fun!" they said | 1.4634 | 0.11633 | 41 | 28 | 7 | 6 |
585 | Okay, so takeout it is. | 1.4634 | 0.09937 | 41 | 25 | 13 | 3 |
586 | I guess it is take-out again tonight. | 1.4634 | 0.10533 | 41 | 26 | 11 | 4 |
587 | Perfect! Now the police will never look in the basement. | 1.4634 | 0.10533 | 41 | 26 | 11 | 4 |
588 | Very nice dear, but maybe we should keep in mind the whole point of "child-proofing"? | 1.4634 | 0.11633 | 41 | 28 | 7 | 6 |
589 | I'll hold your ankles. | 1.4634 | 0.11097 | 41 | 27 | 9 | 5 |
590 | I hadn't thought of dieting. That might work too. | 1.4634 | 0.10533 | 41 | 26 | 11 | 4 |
591 | I think your dad wants us to move out. | 1.4634 | 0.10533 | 41 | 26 | 11 | 4 |
592 | Did I mention my roommate was out of town? | 1.4615 | 0.11527 | 39 | 26 | 8 | 5 |
593 | The couple now understood why some online reviewers described this diet a “total trap” | 1.4615 | 0.11527 | 39 | 26 | 8 | 5 |
594 | It's a little drastic sure, but the quarantine fifteen isn't going to lose itself. | 1.4615 | 0.10926 | 39 | 25 | 10 | 4 |
595 | I think you misinterpreted "lockdown" | 1.4615 | 0.11527 | 39 | 26 | 8 | 5 |
596 | But her therapist said she had to WANT to stop eating. | 1.4615 | 0.10926 | 39 | 25 | 10 | 4 |
597 | We should have gone with green. | 1.4615 | 0.10290 | 39 | 24 | 12 | 3 |
598 | Do you think I should install the moat too? | 1.4595 | 0.09951 | 37 | 22 | 13 | 2 |
599 | Gwyneth Paltrow swears by it | 1.4595 | 0.12003 | 37 | 25 | 7 | 5 |
600 | Let’s order in | 1.4595 | 0.11360 | 37 | 24 | 9 | 4 |
601 | It's the first weight loss program to actually guarantee results. | 1.4595 | 0.12003 | 37 | 25 | 7 | 5 |
602 | Why do I feel like mom is trying to tell us something? | 1.4595 | 0.11360 | 37 | 24 | 9 | 4 |
603 | I’m hungry. You? | 1.4595 | 0.12003 | 37 | 25 | 7 | 5 |
604 | This house is perfect, but I have a feeling the seller is hiding something. | 1.4595 | 0.12003 | 37 | 25 | 7 | 5 |
605 | Maybe we should just ask Dr Welch to prescribe diet pills for her. | 1.4595 | 0.11360 | 37 | 24 | 9 | 4 |
606 | I told you. Food security is a thing. | 1.4595 | 0.11360 | 37 | 24 | 9 | 4 |
607 | This diet isn’t working. Let’s build a moat. | 1.4595 | 0.12003 | 37 | 25 | 7 | 5 |
608 | I think this means your parents want us to order our own groceries now. | 1.4595 | 0.12003 | 37 | 25 | 7 | 5 |
609 | Can't we just join Weight Watchers | 1.4595 | 0.12003 | 37 | 25 | 7 | 5 |
610 | You may be taking lock down too seriously. | 1.4571 | 0.11841 | 35 | 23 | 8 | 4 |
611 | It’s called “the dungeon diet”. | 1.4571 | 0.12531 | 35 | 24 | 6 | 5 |
612 | I thought I saw a mouse | 1.4571 | 0.11841 | 35 | 23 | 8 | 4 |
613 | Look, I said I was sorry that I ate the plums you were saving, this is over the top | 1.4571 | 0.08543 | 35 | 19 | 16 | 0 |
614 | I’m honestly surprised you only lost five pounds. | 1.4571 | 0.11841 | 35 | 23 | 8 | 4 |
615 | I take it Karen “didn’t see” your name on the Tupperware one too many times? | 1.4571 | 0.12531 | 35 | 24 | 6 | 5 |
616 | You try. | 1.4571 | 0.11841 | 35 | 23 | 8 | 4 |
617 | I don’t know if it’ll work, Bob. They’re teenagers. | 1.4571 | 0.11109 | 35 | 22 | 10 | 3 |
618 | Hmm... I prefer the bear traps first and THEN the spikes. | 1.4571 | 0.12531 | 35 | 24 | 6 | 5 |
619 | Brooke, that’s not what I meant by a lockdown diet | 1.4571 | 0.11841 | 35 | 23 | 8 | 4 |
620 | Where do you think you put the keys? | 1.4571 | 0.13184 | 35 | 25 | 4 | 6 |
621 | Well, it's still better than that time he switched to Soylent | 1.4571 | 0.11841 | 35 | 23 | 8 | 4 |
622 | I've lost 10 pounds just this month, though about half of that was blood. | 1.4571 | 0.11841 | 35 | 23 | 8 | 4 |
623 | I think it's enough, but it's your call. She's Your mother. | 1.4571 | 0.11109 | 35 | 22 | 10 | 3 |
624 | Honey, if you wanted to go out to dinner you should have just said so. | 1.4571 | 0.11109 | 35 | 22 | 10 | 3 |
625 | Yeah, let's just get delivery. | 1.4571 | 0.10325 | 35 | 21 | 12 | 2 |
626 | Well, you've successfully put the die in diet. | 1.4571 | 0.12531 | 35 | 24 | 6 | 5 |
627 | You’re sure this was cheaper than Weight Watchers? | 1.4571 | 0.11109 | 35 | 22 | 10 | 3 |
628 | I scream for ice cream | 1.4571 | 0.12531 | 35 | 24 | 6 | 5 |
629 | I only saw one mouse. | 1.4571 | 0.11109 | 35 | 22 | 10 | 3 |
630 | Will you just admit you ate my cheesecake? | 1.4571 | 0.10325 | 35 | 21 | 12 | 2 |
631 | I told you this diet would kill us. | 1.4571 | 0.11841 | 35 | 23 | 8 | 4 |
632 | Yom Kippur will be over at sundown." | 1.4571 | 0.11841 | 35 | 23 | 8 | 4 |
633 | Two can play this game, let’s trip the circuit breaker to the frig. | 1.4571 | 0.12531 | 35 | 24 | 6 | 5 |
634 | Never have food and sex seemed so closely aligned. | 1.4571 | 0.08543 | 35 | 19 | 16 | 0 |
635 | It's part of the Houdini diet plan. | 1.4571 | 0.10325 | 35 | 21 | 12 | 2 |
636 | Who knew raising teenage boys could be so challenging? | 1.4571 | 0.11109 | 35 | 22 | 10 | 3 |
637 | I'm guessing you want take out again tonight? | 1.4571 | 0.12531 | 35 | 24 | 6 | 5 |
638 | still not childproof... | 1.4571 | 0.10325 | 35 | 21 | 12 | 2 |
639 | This diet plan just might work | 1.4571 | 0.11841 | 35 | 23 | 8 | 4 |
640 | You have really committed to this fasting thing | 1.4571 | 0.11109 | 35 | 22 | 10 | 3 |
641 | I don't know how, but our teenage son will still find a way. | 1.4571 | 0.11841 | 35 | 23 | 8 | 4 |
642 | Guess there's no snacking before dinner. | 1.4571 | 0.11841 | 35 | 23 | 8 | 4 |
643 | Can't you just do a Sudoku each time you want a snack? | 1.4571 | 0.11109 | 35 | 22 | 10 | 3 |
644 | He’s on a serious diet | 1.4571 | 0.11841 | 35 | 23 | 8 | 4 |
645 | I'm getting this feeling you want to order take-out tonight. | 1.4571 | 0.11109 | 35 | 22 | 10 | 3 |
646 | Well Dave said he lost twelve pounds in a day” “I don’t think we should count his left leg | 1.4571 | 0.11109 | 35 | 22 | 10 | 3 |
647 | I knew that I shouldn't have told you that you looked fat in those jeans. | 1.4571 | 0.11109 | 35 | 22 | 10 | 3 |
648 | So much for the "complete access" that AirBnB promised. | 1.4571 | 0.11841 | 35 | 23 | 8 | 4 |
649 | Or, y'know, we could just start jogging again. | 1.4571 | 0.11109 | 35 | 22 | 10 | 3 |
650 | I’m fine with ordering in. | 1.4545 | 0.10740 | 33 | 20 | 11 | 2 |
651 | I am guessing that dinner will be a little late tonight. | 1.4545 | 0.10740 | 33 | 20 | 11 | 2 |
652 | And that's how my new diet works! | 1.4545 | 0.09997 | 44 | 28 | 12 | 4 |
653 | Really Honey? All this to guard the yeast? | 1.4545 | 0.10740 | 33 | 20 | 11 | 2 |
654 | I don’t know. It still may be a little subtle for your Mother. | 1.4545 | 0.11589 | 33 | 21 | 9 | 3 |
655 | What do you think? Take out? | 1.4545 | 0.09819 | 33 | 19 | 13 | 1 |
656 | You have to admit, this is the first diet that’s really worked | 1.4545 | 0.11589 | 33 | 21 | 9 | 3 |
657 | I know, but apart from that, my roommates are really nice. | 1.4545 | 0.11589 | 33 | 21 | 9 | 3 |
658 | Yeah Paleo wasn’t restrictive enough for me. | 1.4545 | 0.10740 | 33 | 20 | 11 | 2 |
659 | Did you eat Marge’s lunch again? | 1.4545 | 0.13122 | 33 | 23 | 5 | 5 |
660 | I don't know. My father tried that when I was a kid, and my mother still cooked dinner. | 1.4545 | 0.11589 | 33 | 21 | 9 | 3 |
661 | You know what, I think I might be in the mood for take-out. | 1.4545 | 0.10513 | 44 | 29 | 10 | 5 |
662 | On the bright side, I've already lost 10 pounds" | 1.4545 | 0.09454 | 44 | 27 | 14 | 3 |
663 | Remember that time you said you would do anything for me? | 1.4545 | 0.11589 | 33 | 21 | 9 | 3 |
664 | THAT’S why they call it “Death By Chocolate.” | 1.4524 | 0.10338 | 42 | 27 | 11 | 4 |
665 | Now that I think of it, the ad did say the kitchen is not available for guests at this time | 1.4524 | 0.11407 | 42 | 29 | 7 | 6 |
666 | But are the spikes vegan? | 1.4516 | 0.13787 | 31 | 22 | 4 | 5 |
667 | Ok, I see your point. On the other hand, they did say, ‘mi casa, su casa’. | 1.4516 | 0.11206 | 31 | 19 | 10 | 2 |
668 | I still think your mother will try to help out in the kitchen. | 1.4516 | 0.13787 | 31 | 22 | 4 | 5 |
669 | ... on the plus side, I've lost seven pounds in the first week | 1.4516 | 0.11206 | 31 | 19 | 10 | 2 |
670 | So all this stuff came with the new diet? | 1.4516 | 0.12984 | 31 | 21 | 6 | 4 |
671 | I’ve lost three pounds, but it could just be the blood loss. | 1.4516 | 0.12984 | 31 | 21 | 6 | 4 |
672 | I think we need to get a cat. | 1.4500 | 0.10712 | 40 | 26 | 10 | 4 |
673 | Honey, I don't think this is what the Governor meant by "lockdown"... | 1.4500 | 0.11294 | 40 | 27 | 8 | 5 |
674 | I know we’ve gone into lockdown, but this is excessive. | 1.4500 | 0.11848 | 40 | 28 | 6 | 6 |
675 | Foodini | 1.4500 | 0.16975 | 20 | 14 | 3 | 3 |
676 | It’s only for a few weeks, just until the new Peloton arrives. | 1.4500 | 0.11294 | 40 | 27 | 8 | 5 |
677 | Is this punishment for not wearing masks to dinner | 1.4500 | 0.10712 | 40 | 26 | 10 | 4 |
678 | Honey, this has gone too far. I ate your pizza, there was never really a bear. | 1.4500 | 0.10712 | 40 | 26 | 10 | 4 |
679 | Really getting serious about the new diet, huh? | 1.4500 | 0.11294 | 40 | 27 | 8 | 5 |
680 | You think it's a trap? | 1.4500 | 0.10096 | 40 | 25 | 12 | 3 |
681 | Must be a trap. | 1.4483 | 0.14542 | 29 | 21 | 3 | 5 |
682 | Dieting? | 1.4483 | 0.11730 | 29 | 18 | 9 | 2 |
683 | Eating disorder? | 1.4483 | 0.13669 | 29 | 20 | 5 | 4 |
684 | I don’t think they understood Airbnb when they signed up. | 1.4483 | 0.13669 | 29 | 20 | 5 | 4 |
685 | It's called the Guantánamo Diet | 1.4483 | 0.12737 | 29 | 19 | 7 | 3 |
686 | I'd like to see Brett use my artisan prosciutto on his damn sandwiches now. | 1.4483 | 0.11730 | 29 | 18 | 9 | 2 |
687 | No, I think you’ve got it pretty well covered. | 1.4483 | 0.11730 | 29 | 18 | 9 | 2 |
688 | Why didn't you just stop buying the food in the first place? | 1.4483 | 0.14542 | 29 | 21 | 3 | 5 |
689 | Are you sure that's where the Twinkies are? | 1.4483 | 0.11730 | 29 | 18 | 9 | 2 |
690 | I don't know, it kind of just makes me want it more | 1.4483 | 0.12737 | 29 | 19 | 7 | 3 |
691 | Now that we're done, do you wanna get some takeaway? | 1.4474 | 0.11123 | 38 | 25 | 9 | 4 |
692 | What is Houdini doing in our frig? | 1.4474 | 0.11745 | 38 | 26 | 7 | 5 |
693 | Let’s just go out to eat tonight. | 1.4474 | 0.10464 | 38 | 24 | 11 | 3 |
694 | I'll set the table | 1.4474 | 0.11123 | 38 | 25 | 9 | 4 |
695 | Is this the Rube Goldberg diet? | 1.4474 | 0.11123 | 38 | 25 | 9 | 4 |
696 | What will you do for a Klondike bar? | 1.4444 | 0.11578 | 36 | 24 | 8 | 4 |
697 | Nice! Now Let’s order out | 1.4444 | 0.11578 | 36 | 24 | 8 | 4 |
698 | It’s cheaper than a Peloton. | 1.4444 | 0.10870 | 36 | 23 | 10 | 3 |
699 | Well this certainty was not mentioned in the AirBnB listing. | 1.4444 | 0.11578 | 36 | 24 | 8 | 4 |
700 | - :Wow! You are really serious about this lockdown diet, aren't you?" | 1.4444 | 0.12244 | 36 | 25 | 6 | 5 |
701 | You’re not hungry, just thirsty | 1.4444 | 0.11578 | 36 | 24 | 8 | 4 |
702 | I refuse to gain another pound during this quarantine | 1.4444 | 0.11578 | 36 | 24 | 8 | 4 |
703 | So, this is what lockdown literally looks like | 1.4444 | 0.11578 | 36 | 24 | 8 | 4 |
704 | You really think this is better than WeightWatchers? | 1.4444 | 0.09296 | 36 | 21 | 14 | 1 |
705 | I used to just write my name on my lunch and no one bothered it | 1.4444 | 0.10870 | 36 | 23 | 10 | 3 |
706 | I vote for takeout | 1.4444 | 0.10114 | 36 | 22 | 12 | 2 |
707 | Wouldn’t it be easier just to stop buying ice cream. | 1.4444 | 0.12876 | 36 | 26 | 4 | 6 |
708 | Huum We may need to rethink this. | 1.4444 | 0.12327 | 27 | 17 | 8 | 2 |
709 | This isn't what I meant when I asked you to childproof the kitchen. | 1.4444 | 0.10870 | 36 | 23 | 10 | 3 |
710 | Maybe you should just lay off the Ambien. | 1.4444 | 0.10870 | 36 | 23 | 10 | 3 |
711 | ....come to think of it the alert may have said get food for lockdown not lockdown your food... | 1.4444 | 0.10870 | 36 | 23 | 10 | 3 |
712 | Don’t you think counting points might be easier” | 1.4444 | 0.11578 | 36 | 24 | 8 | 4 |
713 | No, I'm pretty sure it's YOUR turn to get the ice cream... | 1.4444 | 0.10114 | 36 | 22 | 12 | 2 |
714 | Or, what if we just stopped buying sweets? | 1.4444 | 0.10114 | 36 | 22 | 12 | 2 |
715 | 'I ate her last mini-flan..." | 1.4444 | 0.10870 | 36 | 23 | 10 | 3 |
716 | I don't think this is what Carol meant by "babyproof". | 1.4444 | 0.12244 | 36 | 25 | 6 | 5 |
717 | We’ll definitely lose our quarantine weight by the next quarantine! | 1.4444 | 0.11578 | 36 | 24 | 8 | 4 |
718 | We should have had lunch first. | 1.4444 | 0.09296 | 36 | 21 | 14 | 1 |
719 | This soesn't look like the pictures in the Air BNB ad. | 1.4444 | 0.11578 | 36 | 24 | 8 | 4 |
720 | They don't call it the "Killer Diet" for nothing... | 1.4444 | 0.10870 | 36 | 23 | 10 | 3 |
721 | The listing did mention antique kitchen fixtures. | 1.4444 | 0.12327 | 27 | 17 | 8 | 2 |
722 | ...but is it baby proof _enough_? | 1.4444 | 0.12244 | 36 | 25 | 6 | 5 |
723 | This should help with the snacking between meals problem. | 1.4444 | 0.10870 | 36 | 23 | 10 | 3 |
724 | You think it's enough? | 1.4444 | 0.20166 | 18 | 14 | 0 | 4 |
725 | Yeah, but I thought you said he was smarter than the average bear. | 1.4444 | 0.10114 | 36 | 22 | 12 | 2 |
726 | So how do you figure I gained 11 pounds? | 1.4444 | 0.09296 | 36 | 21 | 14 | 1 |
727 | ...or you can stop taking Ambien. | 1.4444 | 0.12244 | 36 | 25 | 6 | 5 |
728 | I guess Paul noticed we took his lunch. | 1.4444 | 0.12244 | 36 | 25 | 6 | 5 |
729 | Wanna order out | 1.4444 | 0.12244 | 36 | 25 | 6 | 5 |
730 | We’ve made it this far. It’d be a shame to give up now. | 1.4444 | 0.11578 | 36 | 24 | 8 | 4 |
731 | OK, if they get out again, I'm moving. | 1.4444 | 0.10870 | 36 | 23 | 10 | 3 |
732 | We could send the kids in. | 1.4444 | 0.11578 | 36 | 24 | 8 | 4 |
733 | It was just a cupcake | 1.4412 | 0.12800 | 34 | 24 | 5 | 5 |
734 | And where did you put the keys? | 1.4412 | 0.12083 | 34 | 23 | 7 | 4 |
735 | this actually makes it more tempting | 1.4412 | 0.12800 | 34 | 24 | 5 | 5 |
736 | How sure are you, that there is ice cream in there” | 1.4412 | 0.12083 | 34 | 23 | 7 | 4 |
737 | It's an easy diet to follow really. | 1.4412 | 0.12083 | 34 | 23 | 7 | 4 |
738 | Blue cabinets would really brighten it up. | 1.4412 | 0.12083 | 34 | 23 | 7 | 4 |
739 | Okay...but this is just until lunch right? | 1.4412 | 0.12083 | 34 | 23 | 7 | 4 |
740 | if we lose a leg that still counts as weight loss right? | 1.4412 | 0.12083 | 34 | 23 | 7 | 4 |
741 | The stench tells me Houdini's still in there. | 1.4412 | 0.12083 | 34 | 23 | 7 | 4 |
742 | Now I get why it’s called the Houdini diet. | 1.4412 | 0.11322 | 34 | 22 | 9 | 3 |
743 | What if we try Keto instead... | 1.4412 | 0.11322 | 34 | 22 | 9 | 3 |
744 | They didn't mention this in their Air B&B website | 1.4412 | 0.12800 | 34 | 24 | 5 | 5 |
745 | It's a combination of the slow food movement and fasting. | 1.4412 | 0.11322 | 34 | 22 | 9 | 3 |
746 | Can't help but feel you are trying to control me. | 1.4412 | 0.12083 | 34 | 23 | 7 | 4 |
747 | Do you think it might have been easier to throw out the bathroom scale? | 1.4412 | 0.12083 | 34 | 23 | 7 | 4 |
748 | Umm...you know it’s an airborne pathogen, right? | 1.4412 | 0.12800 | 34 | 24 | 5 | 5 |
749 | What time is your brother arriving? | 1.4412 | 0.12083 | 34 | 23 | 7 | 4 |
750 | I say we go for it... | 1.4412 | 0.12083 | 34 | 23 | 7 | 4 |
751 | You know, honey, the master bedroom was nice, but I don't love the kitchen | 1.4412 | 0.12083 | 34 | 23 | 7 | 4 |
752 | I still think joining Weight Watchers would have been easier. | 1.4412 | 0.11322 | 34 | 22 | 9 | 3 |
753 | True, but I've lost 30 pounds. | 1.4412 | 0.12083 | 34 | 23 | 7 | 4 |
754 | Oh,so you want to go out? | 1.4412 | 0.11322 | 34 | 22 | 9 | 3 |
755 | What were we thinking when we agreed to this? | 1.4412 | 0.10505 | 34 | 21 | 11 | 2 |
756 | Of course I trust you. | 1.4412 | 0.12083 | 34 | 23 | 7 | 4 |
757 | This may give them the hint to go buy their own food. | 1.4412 | 0.11322 | 34 | 22 | 9 | 3 |
758 | Too subtle? That's what I was thinking, too. | 1.4412 | 0.11322 | 34 | 22 | 9 | 3 |
759 | How badly do you need a beer? | 1.4412 | 0.10505 | 34 | 21 | 11 | 2 |
760 | Ironically, we have cage free chicken | 1.4412 | 0.11322 | 34 | 22 | 9 | 3 |
761 | The paleo diet wasn't working for me, so I decided to go medieval. | 1.4412 | 0.11322 | 34 | 22 | 9 | 3 |
762 | ...and if we don't catch the perpetrator, we just follow the blood. | 1.4412 | 0.12083 | 34 | 23 | 7 | 4 |
763 | Well, yes. I did say dieting is torture . . . | 1.4412 | 0.12083 | 34 | 23 | 7 | 4 |
764 | It’s called the elimination diet | 1.4412 | 0.12083 | 34 | 23 | 7 | 4 |
765 | It is called the ultimate do or die diet. | 1.4412 | 0.10505 | 34 | 21 | 11 | 2 |
766 | I just don't feel safe yet. You? | 1.4412 | 0.12083 | 34 | 23 | 7 | 4 |
767 | It won't stop her, but it should slow her down. | 1.4412 | 0.09619 | 34 | 20 | 13 | 1 |
768 | Hacksaw or drive-through? | 1.4412 | 0.12083 | 34 | 23 | 7 | 4 |
769 | A post it note would have made the same point. | 1.4412 | 0.10505 | 34 | 21 | 11 | 2 |
770 | Okay, now let’s hide. | 1.4412 | 0.12800 | 34 | 24 | 5 | 5 |
771 | But, if you didn't do it and I didn't... who did? | 1.4412 | 0.11322 | 34 | 22 | 9 | 3 |
772 | When you told me you can’t cook, I didn’t expect this. | 1.4390 | 0.10505 | 41 | 27 | 10 | 4 |
773 | I’ve already lost ten pounds | 1.4390 | 0.09272 | 41 | 25 | 14 | 2 |
774 | Think we’re taking that food safety course too seriously? | 1.4390 | 0.10505 | 41 | 27 | 10 | 4 |
775 | I love the welcome you prepared for Uncle Houdini. | 1.4390 | 0.10505 | 41 | 27 | 10 | 4 |
776 | This is still safer than going to a restaurant. | 1.4390 | 0.10505 | 41 | 27 | 10 | 4 |
777 | This medieval diet is much harder than paleo. | 1.4390 | 0.09907 | 41 | 26 | 12 | 3 |
778 | I guess tonight we'll find out which one of us has the midnight-snacking and sleep-walking problem. | 1.4390 | 0.09907 | 41 | 26 | 12 | 3 |
779 | They call it the extremely delayed gratification diet. | 1.4390 | 0.10505 | 41 | 27 | 10 | 4 |
780 | Do you think he's still in there? | 1.4390 | 0.10505 | 41 | 27 | 10 | 4 |
781 | I know. Setting this up really made me hungry. | 1.4390 | 0.10505 | 41 | 27 | 10 | 4 |
782 | Even Houdini lost weight on this diet. | 1.4390 | 0.10505 | 41 | 27 | 10 | 4 |
783 | Do you think Mom knows we've been drinking her milk? | 1.4390 | 0.09907 | 41 | 26 | 12 | 3 |
784 | I think he's on a new diet again. | 1.4375 | 0.10941 | 32 | 20 | 10 | 2 |
785 | It's the post-quarantine diet. | 1.4375 | 0.12650 | 32 | 22 | 6 | 4 |
786 | I meant the downstairs refrigerator. | 1.4375 | 0.11827 | 32 | 21 | 8 | 3 |
787 | Where did you hear about this diet? | 1.4375 | 0.10941 | 32 | 20 | 10 | 2 |
788 | It's very effective, it's the Houdini Diet. | 1.4375 | 0.10941 | 32 | 20 | 10 | 2 |
789 | Now I think we're ready to list with Airbnb | 1.4375 | 0.12650 | 32 | 22 | 6 | 4 |
790 | It's not easy keeping on a diet. | 1.4375 | 0.10941 | 32 | 20 | 10 | 2 |
791 | On the other hand, there is a piece of chocolate cake in there........ | 1.4359 | 0.10256 | 39 | 25 | 11 | 3 |
792 | I’m not hungry. | 1.4359 | 0.11497 | 39 | 27 | 7 | 5 |
793 | I’m game if you are. | 1.4359 | 0.12070 | 39 | 28 | 5 | 6 |
794 | That oughta lock in the freshness." | 1.4348 | 0.09657 | 46 | 30 | 12 | 4 |
795 | So that’s how she stays so thin | 1.4333 | 0.11430 | 30 | 19 | 9 | 2 |
796 | Again I apologize. I don't really think you have a 'Dad Bod'. | 1.4333 | 0.14129 | 30 | 22 | 3 | 5 |
797 | Let’s go to your place? | 1.4333 | 0.11430 | 30 | 19 | 9 | 2 |
798 | I think I see a way in. | 1.4333 | 0.11430 | 30 | 19 | 9 | 2 |
799 | I call it the lose'weight or lose a limb diet. | 1.4333 | 0.12395 | 30 | 20 | 7 | 3 |
800 | Uber Eats or Grubhub? | 1.4333 | 0.11430 | 30 | 19 | 9 | 2 |
801 | Well...you've upped your intermittent fasting game. | 1.4333 | 0.11430 | 30 | 19 | 9 | 2 |
802 | Upper East side location AND built-in weight-loss system? Sold! | 1.4333 | 0.10376 | 30 | 18 | 11 | 1 |
803 | On second thought, let's eat out. | 1.4333 | 0.11430 | 30 | 19 | 9 | 2 |
804 | Your turn to cook dinner. | 1.4324 | 0.10641 | 37 | 24 | 10 | 3 |
805 | This is probably what she meant by 'my recipe will always remain my secret'' | 1.4324 | 0.11324 | 37 | 25 | 8 | 4 |
806 | I’m giving the Houdini diet a try. | 1.4324 | 0.10641 | 37 | 24 | 10 | 3 |
807 | Uh...takeout, again tonight? | 1.4324 | 0.10641 | 37 | 24 | 10 | 3 |
808 | Maybe you’re right, I mean the third padlock on the fridge may be a bit much. | 1.4286 | 0.11066 | 35 | 23 | 9 | 3 |
809 | What’s our safe word again? | 1.4286 | 0.11066 | 35 | 23 | 9 | 3 |
810 | Give me half an hour and I’ll have the ice cream | 1.4286 | 0.11066 | 35 | 23 | 9 | 3 |
811 | Peloton bike might have been cheaper after all | 1.4286 | 0.09425 | 35 | 21 | 13 | 1 |
812 | It doesn’t sound like you turned off the ice maker. | 1.4286 | 0.09425 | 35 | 21 | 13 | 1 |
813 | No pain, no gain | 1.4286 | 0.13041 | 28 | 19 | 6 | 3 |
814 | Wait. Where’s my phone ? | 1.4286 | 0.12492 | 35 | 25 | 5 | 5 |
815 | You know the toilet paper doesn’t need to be refrigerated, right? | 1.4286 | 0.10278 | 35 | 22 | 11 | 2 |
816 | Maybe we should just cut carbs. | 1.4286 | 0.10278 | 35 | 22 | 11 | 2 |
817 | So we should start seeing results any day now | 1.4286 | 0.11066 | 35 | 23 | 9 | 3 |
818 | Maybe you could just label your food? | 1.4286 | 0.13041 | 28 | 19 | 6 | 3 |
819 | We're all tired of isolation but if you think this is going to convince me to go out to eat you're mistaken. | 1.4286 | 0.11801 | 35 | 24 | 7 | 4 |
820 | So Ivanka...does everyone in the family keep their tax returns in the freezer? | 1.4286 | 0.11801 | 35 | 24 | 7 | 4 |
821 | Shouldn’t we just join Weight Watchers? | 1.4286 | 0.11801 | 35 | 24 | 7 | 4 |
822 | The key to any good diet is self discipline. | 1.4286 | 0.10278 | 35 | 22 | 11 | 2 |
823 | All is fair in love, war and flat sharing | 1.4286 | 0.11801 | 35 | 24 | 7 | 4 |
824 | It’s called ‘Harm to Table’ | 1.4286 | 0.11801 | 35 | 24 | 7 | 4 |
825 | Really puts the "die" in diet. | 1.4286 | 0.11801 | 35 | 24 | 7 | 4 |
826 | Remember when carbs were safe? | 1.4286 | 0.11066 | 35 | 23 | 9 | 3 |
827 | Those Airbnb reviews make a lot more sense now. | 1.4286 | 0.12492 | 35 | 25 | 5 | 5 |
828 | No more magically disappearing Pinot Noir... | 1.4286 | 0.11066 | 35 | 23 | 9 | 3 |
829 | I think we've found the toilet paper stash. | 1.4286 | 0.11066 | 35 | 23 | 9 | 3 |
830 | And if you get hungry, feel free to help yourself to whatever's in the fridge. | 1.4286 | 0.10278 | 35 | 22 | 11 | 2 |
831 | Yup! This is what they do when you miss a monthly payment | 1.4286 | 0.10278 | 35 | 22 | 11 | 2 |
832 | Of course, we could also address the raccoon issue by keeping the back door closed. | 1.4286 | 0.11066 | 35 | 23 | 9 | 3 |
833 | Really emphasizes the "die" in diet. | 1.4286 | 0.10278 | 35 | 22 | 11 | 2 |
834 | Am I really hungry or just bored? | 1.4286 | 0.11066 | 35 | 23 | 9 | 3 |
835 | You're not big on sharing, are you, Phil? | 1.4286 | 0.12492 | 35 | 25 | 5 | 5 |
836 | Are you sure this is enough, or should we also build a cage around it? | 1.4286 | 0.10278 | 35 | 22 | 11 | 2 |
837 | Let me guess. You forgot to pay for the remodel. | 1.4286 | 0.12492 | 35 | 25 | 5 | 5 |
838 | I don’t think this is what they meant when they told us to ‘baby proof’ our home. | 1.4286 | 0.11066 | 35 | 23 | 9 | 3 |
839 | I was thinking of adding a moat... too much? | 1.4286 | 0.11066 | 35 | 23 | 9 | 3 |
840 | Apparently, the previous tenants starved to death. | 1.4286 | 0.11066 | 35 | 23 | 9 | 3 |
841 | It's a new diet plan. I can eat whatever I want, I just have to get to it first. | 1.4286 | 0.11066 | 35 | 23 | 9 | 3 |
842 | Kyle said he lost 10 pounds on this, but I think it was mainly from his leg. | 1.4286 | 0.13041 | 28 | 19 | 6 | 3 |
843 | Couldn't you just put your name on your stuff? | 1.4286 | 0.11801 | 35 | 24 | 7 | 4 |
844 | It’s a Frigidare-you. | 1.4286 | 0.12492 | 35 | 25 | 5 | 5 |
845 | I’m afraid to see the wine cellar. | 1.4286 | 0.11801 | 35 | 24 | 7 | 4 |
846 | Wait! This could be a trap. | 1.4286 | 0.11066 | 35 | 23 | 9 | 3 |
847 | This is not the security system I had in mind. | 1.4286 | 0.08487 | 35 | 20 | 15 | 0 |
848 | Now we need to child-proof the bathroom. | 1.4286 | 0.11984 | 28 | 18 | 8 | 2 |
849 | Well now I'm just craving a bear claw. | 1.4286 | 0.12492 | 35 | 25 | 5 | 5 |
850 | Honey,please don't think I'm being critical,but do you actually understand how small viruses are? | 1.4286 | 0.11801 | 35 | 24 | 7 | 4 |
851 | Or, we could just not buy ice cream... | 1.4286 | 0.10278 | 35 | 22 | 11 | 2 |
852 | Listen, I keep telling you, nobody wants your gluten-free crap. | 1.4286 | 0.11801 | 35 | 24 | 7 | 4 |
853 | I think we should add a moat. | 1.4286 | 0.10278 | 35 | 22 | 11 | 2 |
854 | Well, it was either this or another Weight Watchers meeting. | 1.4286 | 0.13041 | 28 | 19 | 6 | 3 |
855 | I think it's safe now to let the kids have their party here tonight. | 1.4286 | 0.11984 | 28 | 18 | 8 | 2 |
856 | I guess when they said "extreme dieting" they meant it. | 1.4286 | 0.11066 | 35 | 23 | 9 | 3 |
857 | Maybe it will be enough to just lock his bedroom door. | 1.4286 | 0.11066 | 35 | 23 | 9 | 3 |
858 | I believe this is the work of the National Restaurant Association. | 1.4286 | 0.11066 | 35 | 23 | 9 | 3 |
859 | Its the Wile E Coyote diet | 1.4286 | 0.11066 | 35 | 23 | 9 | 3 |
860 | You want to just order in? | 1.4286 | 0.10278 | 35 | 22 | 11 | 2 |
861 | Maybe we should have made dinner first. | 1.4286 | 0.11066 | 35 | 23 | 9 | 3 |
862 | So I see you're getting tired of my cooking. | 1.4286 | 0.11801 | 35 | 24 | 7 | 4 |
863 | They say it helps to starve a virus. | 1.4286 | 0.11801 | 35 | 24 | 7 | 4 |
864 | I told you that this diet was going to be strict | 1.4286 | 0.11801 | 35 | 24 | 7 | 4 |
865 | My mother has always been serious about Yom Kippur. | 1.4286 | 0.10278 | 35 | 22 | 11 | 2 |
866 | Gotta love this new escape room diet.... | 1.4286 | 0.11066 | 35 | 23 | 9 | 3 |
867 | I now see what they meant by "The Escape Room Diet". | 1.4286 | 0.13041 | 28 | 19 | 6 | 3 |
868 | But will it stop me at midnight? | 1.4286 | 0.10824 | 28 | 17 | 10 | 1 |
869 | I'm hoping this is to keep someone out and not in. | 1.4286 | 0.10278 | 35 | 22 | 11 | 2 |
870 | It's a zero tolerance diet program. | 1.4286 | 0.11066 | 35 | 23 | 9 | 3 |
871 | Honey, don't feel you have to commit to the same diet as me. | 1.4286 | 0.10278 | 35 | 22 | 11 | 2 |
872 | Very Palaeolithic | 1.4250 | 0.10056 | 40 | 26 | 11 | 3 |
873 | Well, that takes care of the kitchen. Now let’s baby-proof the living room. | 1.4250 | 0.10674 | 40 | 27 | 9 | 4 |
874 | Hmmm, what do you think about adding a flame thrower? | 1.4242 | 0.11539 | 33 | 22 | 8 | 3 |
875 | They didn’t mention this on Airbnb. | 1.4242 | 0.12332 | 33 | 23 | 6 | 4 |
876 | That corner near the sink is a little bare...you know if we don’t take care of it now, they’ll find a way in. | 1.4242 | 0.10687 | 33 | 21 | 10 | 2 |
877 | I'm feeling a snack attack coming on. | 1.4242 | 0.12332 | 33 | 23 | 6 | 4 |
878 | Now we'll be forced to find healthy coping mechanisms! | 1.4242 | 0.12332 | 33 | 23 | 6 | 4 |
879 | Now I know what the agent meant when she said it had a kitchen to die for. | 1.4242 | 0.12332 | 33 | 23 | 6 | 4 |
880 | Don't sugar coat it. What's this about ? | 1.4242 | 0.10687 | 33 | 21 | 10 | 2 |
881 | Wouldn’t it be easier to just clean the fridge? | 1.4242 | 0.11539 | 33 | 22 | 8 | 3 |
882 | Nice message. Everything but the sink and dishwasher? Really? | 1.4242 | 0.11539 | 33 | 22 | 8 | 3 |
883 | Our hosts don't seem to trust us in these difficult times. They only went out to the store! | 1.4242 | 0.10687 | 33 | 21 | 10 | 2 |
884 | So that's one difference with AirD&D... | 1.4242 | 0.11539 | 33 | 22 | 8 | 3 |
885 | Well - It is cheaper than the gastric bypass. | 1.4231 | 0.12616 | 26 | 17 | 7 | 2 |
886 | These Airbnb House Rules are getting out of hand. | 1.4211 | 0.10419 | 38 | 25 | 10 | 3 |
887 | It's foreplay. Started with our bedroom chains. Got carried away. We'll fight for our meal like the animals we are. Lick our wounds. You, mine and I, yours. Still bleeding, to the Baldacchino Supreme bed for some Shibari rope bondage. Quelle nuit! | 1.4211 | 0.13925 | 19 | 12 | 6 | 1 |
888 | Fortunately, the liquor cabinet is in the dining room. | 1.4211 | 0.11081 | 38 | 26 | 8 | 4 |
889 | I understand the reasons, I understand the installation. But I can't wrap my head around how the cats paid for all this. | 1.4211 | 0.10419 | 38 | 25 | 10 | 3 |
890 | So far, I've lost 21 pounds. And a couple of fingers. | 1.4211 | 0.10419 | 38 | 25 | 10 | 3 |
891 | I think we need some barbed wire. | 1.4194 | 0.10133 | 31 | 19 | 11 | 1 |
892 | You think YOU have roaches....? | 1.4194 | 0.11143 | 31 | 20 | 9 | 2 |
893 | You probably should of interviewed your new roommate a teeny bit longer. | 1.4194 | 0.12070 | 31 | 21 | 7 | 3 |
894 | How bad do you want it? | 1.4194 | 0.11143 | 31 | 20 | 9 | 2 |
895 | The gauntlet diet...it's the rage in Paris. | 1.4194 | 0.12930 | 31 | 22 | 5 | 4 |
896 | Are you sure you don't just want to exercise willpower? | 1.4194 | 0.10133 | 31 | 19 | 11 | 1 |
897 | Wait until you see where we keep the toilet paper. | 1.4194 | 0.12070 | 31 | 21 | 7 | 3 |
898 | You did ask for the most efficient method to stop your quarantine snacking | 1.4194 | 0.10133 | 31 | 19 | 11 | 1 |
899 | Do you think Mom is on her diet kick again? | 1.4194 | 0.11143 | 31 | 20 | 9 | 2 |
900 | I think you misunderstood when I said 'bear with me.' | 1.4194 | 0.12930 | 31 | 22 | 5 | 4 |
901 | A squirrel could figure it out | 1.4194 | 0.12930 | 31 | 22 | 5 | 4 |
902 | Your leg can take it... Then I'll crawl across your back and gnaw on that smallest chain. | 1.4194 | 0.12930 | 31 | 22 | 5 | 4 |
903 | Supporting local restaurants since 2020 | 1.4167 | 0.10059 | 36 | 23 | 11 | 2 |
904 | Mom's preparing for her next diet. | 1.4167 | 0.10820 | 36 | 24 | 9 | 3 |
905 | July looks fun | 1.4167 | 0.10820 | 36 | 24 | 9 | 3 |
906 | Well, now I'm hungry again. | 1.4167 | 0.09237 | 36 | 22 | 13 | 1 |
907 | We probably should've put the food in first | 1.4167 | 0.10820 | 36 | 24 | 9 | 3 |
908 | I shouldnt have left my birth control in the fridge this morning | 1.4167 | 0.11530 | 36 | 25 | 7 | 4 |
909 | So you think this will actually keep the teenagers out? | 1.4167 | 0.10059 | 36 | 23 | 11 | 2 |
910 | I think I locked the keys in the fridge. | 1.4167 | 0.12199 | 36 | 26 | 5 | 5 |
911 | You think maybe a gym membership woulda been a better idea?... | 1.4167 | 0.10820 | 36 | 24 | 9 | 3 |
912 | Well, let's just go with take-out tonight. | 1.4167 | 0.10059 | 36 | 23 | 11 | 2 |
913 | Let the hunger games commence | 1.4167 | 0.10820 | 36 | 24 | 9 | 3 |
914 | Yuh think maybe Mom was fo' real when she said we had to buy our own groceries from now on? | 1.4167 | 0.10820 | 36 | 24 | 9 | 3 |
915 | Dont! I think it's a trap. | 1.4167 | 0.10059 | 36 | 23 | 11 | 2 |
916 | I still think we're better off putting our money in the bank. | 1.4167 | 0.10059 | 36 | 23 | 11 | 2 |
917 | I'm not sure their offer of "help yourself" was sincere. | 1.4167 | 0.10820 | 36 | 24 | 9 | 3 |
918 | So, you're going to take this diet seriously, for a change? | 1.4167 | 0.10059 | 36 | 23 | 11 | 2 |
919 | I take it that you want to order in. | 1.4167 | 0.10820 | 36 | 24 | 9 | 3 |
920 | Maybe it would have been simpler to hire a different babysitter. | 1.4167 | 0.10820 | 36 | 24 | 9 | 3 |
921 | Who's dying for some gelato? | 1.4167 | 0.10059 | 36 | 23 | 11 | 2 |
922 | How badly do you want that ice cream bar? | 1.4167 | 0.09237 | 36 | 22 | 13 | 1 |
923 | Maybe it's time we moved out of Hell's Kitchen. | 1.4167 | 0.10820 | 36 | 24 | 9 | 3 |
924 | Next time you get a craving for a midnight sandwich, you have to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" | 1.4167 | 0.11530 | 36 | 25 | 7 | 4 |
925 | Well, there's always the fridge in the garage. | 1.4167 | 0.11530 | 36 | 25 | 7 | 4 |
926 | Any kid can put drawings on the fridge. Ours does performance art! | 1.4167 | 0.10059 | 36 | 23 | 11 | 2 |
927 | I'm getting more serious about those last five pounds. | 1.4167 | 0.10820 | 36 | 24 | 9 | 3 |
928 | I think the cheesecake will be well worth it. | 1.4167 | 0.10059 | 36 | 23 | 11 | 2 |
929 | Well, we built it. Let's see if they come. | 1.4167 | 0.10059 | 36 | 23 | 11 | 2 |
930 | This just makes me hungry. | 1.4167 | 0.11530 | 36 | 25 | 7 | 4 |
931 | Like it? It's Weight Watchers' new 'ultra' program. I dropped three pounds just setting it up. | 1.4167 | 0.11530 | 36 | 25 | 7 | 4 |
932 | You know what they say, "build a better mouse trap..." | 1.4167 | 0.13347 | 24 | 16 | 6 | 2 |
933 | Wouldn't it be easier just not to buy cookies? | 1.4167 | 0.09237 | 36 | 22 | 13 | 1 |
934 | That should buy us enough time to Google "Zuul." | 1.4146 | 0.10462 | 41 | 28 | 9 | 4 |
935 | I though I ordered four bear traps. Prime continues to disappoint. | 1.4138 | 0.11657 | 29 | 19 | 8 | 2 |
936 | Kim Kardashian posted about it. Apparently you can lose 15 lbs in a day! | 1.4138 | 0.12670 | 29 | 20 | 6 | 3 |
937 | I meant lox. With an x | 1.4138 | 0.13607 | 29 | 21 | 4 | 4 |
938 | Let's see little Mikey try to get those Thin Mints now | 1.4138 | 0.11657 | 29 | 19 | 8 | 2 |
939 | Yeah, you’re right. The alligators would’ve been overkill. | 1.4138 | 0.10548 | 29 | 18 | 10 | 1 |
940 | - Pretty proud of my progress in learning self-control | 1.4138 | 0.09308 | 29 | 17 | 12 | 0 |
941 | It’s not a diet, it’s more of a lifestyle change | 1.4138 | 0.10548 | 29 | 18 | 10 | 1 |
942 | Mom said the key is in the most obvious place. | 1.4138 | 0.12670 | 29 | 20 | 6 | 3 |
943 | ‘When you told me something’s living in our fridge I thought you were talking about your sourdough starter.’ | 1.4138 | 0.12670 | 29 | 20 | 6 | 3 |
944 | Roommate or no roommate, it’s still a good price for Chelsea | 1.4138 | 0.12670 | 29 | 20 | 6 | 3 |
945 | Maybe Weight Watchers WOULD have been easier | 1.4138 | 0.10548 | 29 | 18 | 10 | 1 |
946 | I feel like its not enough | 1.4138 | 0.12670 | 29 | 20 | 6 | 3 |
947 | Did you forget to feed the sourdough starter? | 1.4138 | 0.13607 | 29 | 21 | 4 | 4 |
948 | Remember I told you about my new diet... | 1.4138 | 0.11657 | 29 | 19 | 8 | 2 |
949 | Maybe it really is time to stop snacking | 1.4138 | 0.11657 | 29 | 19 | 8 | 2 |
950 | So what’s for dinner?” “...well I already ate the keys. | 1.4138 | 0.12670 | 29 | 20 | 6 | 3 |
951 | Honey, you forgot the electric fence again! | 1.4138 | 0.10548 | 29 | 18 | 10 | 1 |
952 | I guess this means we're getting take-out tonight. | 1.4138 | 0.11657 | 29 | 19 | 8 | 2 |
953 | Ok, here’s the thing. It wasn’t really a gigantic, hairy monster that broke into our house and ate the last two bites of your sandwich... | 1.4138 | 0.12670 | 29 | 20 | 6 | 3 |
954 | Be careful. It's a trap. | 1.4138 | 0.12670 | 29 | 20 | 6 | 3 |
955 | Remember when I asked you if these pants made my ass look fat? | 1.4138 | 0.11657 | 29 | 19 | 8 | 2 |
956 | I just think it's a trap. | 1.4138 | 0.13607 | 29 | 21 | 4 | 4 |
957 | It's even more interesting with the lights off. | 1.4138 | 0.11657 | 29 | 19 | 8 | 2 |
958 | I can’t decide if I’m turned on or just hungry. | 1.4138 | 0.11657 | 29 | 19 | 8 | 2 |
959 | By the time we manage to get to it, everything will be spoiled anyway. | 1.4138 | 0.12670 | 29 | 20 | 6 | 3 |
960 | ...or we could just get a cat | 1.4138 | 0.13607 | 29 | 21 | 4 | 4 |
961 | Keto felt really daunting at first too... | 1.4138 | 0.12670 | 29 | 20 | 6 | 3 |
962 | Let's order pizza | 1.4138 | 0.10548 | 29 | 18 | 10 | 1 |
963 | I’m starting to think you’re serious about loosing weight... | 1.4138 | 0.11657 | 29 | 19 | 8 | 2 |
964 | What do you think, is it enough? | 1.4138 | 0.13607 | 29 | 21 | 4 | 4 |
965 | Yes, it's definitely a deterrent, but don't you think just getting rid of the ice cream and cookies might be easier? | 1.4138 | 0.11657 | 29 | 19 | 8 | 2 |
966 | For Goodness sake Tom, it was only a mouse | 1.4138 | 0.11657 | 29 | 19 | 8 | 2 |
967 | Oh no! Looks like we'll have to order take-out again... | 1.4138 | 0.09308 | 29 | 17 | 12 | 0 |
968 | You remembered to take the chicken out to thaw, right? | 1.4138 | 0.11657 | 29 | 19 | 8 | 2 |
969 | I know mom has a big appetite but she's only staying for the weekend. | 1.4138 | 0.12670 | 29 | 20 | 6 | 3 |
970 | I think you’re supposed to eliminate the food, not the other way around | 1.4138 | 0.12670 | 29 | 20 | 6 | 3 |
971 | I found it too easy to cheat on Weight Watchers. | 1.4138 | 0.12670 | 29 | 20 | 6 | 3 |
972 | I guess your mother is serious about losing weight--tell me again when is she leaving? | 1.4138 | 0.11657 | 29 | 19 | 8 | 2 |
973 | They said it's a ‘smart’ refrigerator. We'll see. | 1.4138 | 0.13607 | 29 | 21 | 4 | 4 |
974 | Come to think of it, Mom did mention something about a Houdini Diet. | 1.4138 | 0.11657 | 29 | 19 | 8 | 2 |
975 | Well, weight watchers didn’t work | 1.4138 | 0.10548 | 29 | 18 | 10 | 1 |
976 | Life was so much simpler before Ambien. | 1.4138 | 0.12670 | 29 | 20 | 6 | 3 |
977 | Maybe we overreacted to the mouse. | 1.4138 | 0.12670 | 29 | 20 | 6 | 3 |
978 | Tell me again, how will this cure your body-image disorder? | 1.4138 | 0.11657 | 29 | 19 | 8 | 2 |
979 | It's Weight Watchers, Keto, AND Noom. | 1.4138 | 0.12670 | 29 | 20 | 6 | 3 |
980 | Seriously, what's the catch? | 1.4138 | 0.10548 | 29 | 18 | 10 | 1 |
981 | I guess we'll order pizza? | 1.4138 | 0.10548 | 29 | 18 | 10 | 1 |
982 | I see, ...this is the true Killer Diet! | 1.4138 | 0.11657 | 29 | 19 | 8 | 2 |
983 | Is this a bad time to ask about where you put the rosé? | 1.4138 | 0.12670 | 29 | 20 | 6 | 3 |
984 | Now, THIS is a lockdown. | 1.4138 | 0.11657 | 29 | 19 | 8 | 2 |
985 | Want to order take out? | 1.4138 | 0.11657 | 29 | 19 | 8 | 2 |
986 | So, take-out tonight then? | 1.4138 | 0.11657 | 29 | 19 | 8 | 2 |
987 | Wouldn't it have been easier just to join Weight Watchers? | 1.4138 | 0.10548 | 29 | 18 | 10 | 1 |
988 | Ugh! Avocado green. What were they thinking in the 70’s? | 1.4138 | 0.10548 | 29 | 18 | 10 | 1 |
989 | If that doesn't work, we can always try self-control. | 1.4138 | 0.11657 | 29 | 19 | 8 | 2 |
990 | This may be overkill, but roaches are tough little creatures. | 1.4138 | 0.12670 | 29 | 20 | 6 | 3 |
991 | Remember when the hardest thing about Weight Watchers was counting the points? | 1.4138 | 0.11657 | 29 | 19 | 8 | 2 |
992 | It would be torture to have to cook in here. | 1.4138 | 0.10548 | 29 | 18 | 10 | 1 |
993 | There's always delivery | 1.4138 | 0.12670 | 29 | 20 | 6 | 3 |
994 | Are you okay with tap water?" | 1.4138 | 0.12670 | 29 | 20 | 6 | 3 |
995 | It looks tough, but I think we can burrow in through the side of the dishwasher. | 1.4138 | 0.10548 | 29 | 18 | 10 | 1 |
996 | Well we could go back to counting calories. | 1.4138 | 0.11657 | 29 | 19 | 8 | 2 |
997 | You only THINK you're hungry. | 1.4138 | 0.12670 | 29 | 20 | 6 | 3 |
998 | Mom must have stocked up on Ben and Jerrys. | 1.4138 | 0.11657 | 29 | 19 | 8 | 2 |
999 | There is ice cream if you are feeling brave. | 1.4138 | 0.12670 | 29 | 20 | 6 | 3 |
1000 | No.... I don’t think it’s an over-reaction. | 1.4138 | 0.10548 | 29 | 18 | 10 | 1 |
1001 | I think you’re going a bit overboard. It’s only a mouse. | 1.4138 | 0.10548 | 29 | 18 | 10 | 1 |
1002 | Yes. Or we could try willpower." | 1.4138 | 0.12670 | 29 | 20 | 6 | 3 |
1003 | Sweetie, I love your art. I do. But this is unbearable. | 1.4118 | 0.10443 | 34 | 22 | 10 | 2 |
1004 | Did you remember to get your prescription out? | 1.4118 | 0.11264 | 34 | 23 | 8 | 3 |
1005 | Ben and Jerry are in that freezer, Babe. I’m goin’ in. | 1.4118 | 0.10443 | 34 | 22 | 10 | 2 |
1006 | And the bacon still got out! | 1.4103 | 0.11452 | 39 | 28 | 6 | 5 |
1007 | Somehow the calories still escape and find me. | 1.4091 | 0.14202 | 22 | 15 | 5 | 2 |
1008 | Think of how few dishes we’ll have to do. | 1.4074 | 0.09636 | 27 | 16 | 11 | 0 |
1009 | I'm not sure Mom and Dad want us at home anymore. | 1.4074 | 0.13354 | 27 | 19 | 5 | 3 |
1010 | We should’ve gone with the rose gold bear traps | 1.4074 | 0.13354 | 27 | 19 | 5 | 3 |
1011 | Good grief, the dust bunnies under your grandparents refrigerator are out of control! | 1.4074 | 0.13354 | 27 | 19 | 5 | 3 |
1012 | Yeah, I'm not that hungry either. | 1.4074 | 0.12241 | 27 | 18 | 7 | 2 |
1013 | If your mother manages to come back to life again this should at least slow her down. | 1.4074 | 0.12241 | 27 | 18 | 7 | 2 |
1014 | He could have just put a post it on his yogurt. | 1.4074 | 0.12241 | 27 | 18 | 7 | 2 |
1015 | I cant wait to see his face when he finds out I drank his milk. | 1.4074 | 0.12241 | 27 | 18 | 7 | 2 |
1016 | My husband said he’d rather be caught dead than try the Keto diet. | 1.4074 | 0.12241 | 27 | 18 | 7 | 2 |
1017 | Hmmm, am I hungry enough? | 1.4074 | 0.11016 | 27 | 17 | 9 | 1 |
1018 | On the other hand, there's no meetings. | 1.4074 | 0.14381 | 27 | 20 | 3 | 4 |
1019 | This chastity diet’s gotten outta hand. | 1.4074 | 0.12241 | 27 | 18 | 7 | 2 |
1020 | Really man? I ate your yogurt ONE time! | 1.4074 | 0.11016 | 27 | 17 | 9 | 1 |
1021 | I know, but getting takeout still just doesn't feel safe. | 1.4074 | 0.12241 | 27 | 18 | 7 | 2 |
1022 | Found the toilet paper. | 1.4074 | 0.11016 | 27 | 17 | 9 | 1 |
1023 | Not enough. He's also bringing home a friend from school. | 1.4074 | 0.13354 | 27 | 19 | 5 | 3 |
1024 | We forgot the mouse traps. | 1.4074 | 0.13354 | 27 | 19 | 5 | 3 |
1025 | I told you my dad doesn’t want anyone drinking his beer. | 1.4074 | 0.09636 | 27 | 16 | 11 | 0 |
1026 | Now we encrypt the shopping list, and that’ll be that. | 1.4074 | 0.13354 | 27 | 19 | 5 | 3 |
1027 | How bad do we want pizza bites? | 1.4074 | 0.12241 | 27 | 18 | 7 | 2 |
1028 | I don’t know how else to lose the quarantine fifteen. | 1.4074 | 0.13354 | 27 | 19 | 5 | 3 |
1029 | Looks like Mom is getting serious about her diet | 1.4074 | 0.12241 | 27 | 18 | 7 | 2 |
1030 | I guess it's better than going paleo | 1.4074 | 0.11016 | 27 | 17 | 9 | 1 |
1031 | This should do it for the Quarantine 15... | 1.4062 | 0.12588 | 32 | 23 | 5 | 4 |
1032 | I think there are some snacks in the car. | 1.4062 | 0.10869 | 32 | 21 | 9 | 2 |
1033 | Honey, I’m feeling a bit trapped by your new diet | 1.4062 | 0.11760 | 32 | 22 | 7 | 3 |
1034 | My friends call it, 'The Houdini Diet' | 1.4062 | 0.10869 | 32 | 21 | 9 | 2 |
1035 | I admire your dedication to intermittent fasting but my coffee creamer is in there. | 1.4062 | 0.10869 | 32 | 21 | 9 | 2 |
1036 | I don’t think you understand the concept of baby proofing. | 1.4062 | 0.13365 | 32 | 24 | 3 | 5 |
1037 | Ok, so why did we do this again? | 1.4062 | 0.10869 | 32 | 21 | 9 | 2 |
1038 | That’s the last time Becky eats my f*cking snacks | 1.4062 | 0.12588 | 32 | 23 | 5 | 4 |
1039 | This must be the new S&M diet. | 1.4062 | 0.11760 | 32 | 22 | 7 | 3 |
1040 | We won’t be opening the fridge until Phase 4 | 1.4062 | 0.12588 | 32 | 23 | 5 | 4 |
1041 | This time Laura seems to be serious about her diet. | 1.4062 | 0.10869 | 32 | 21 | 9 | 2 |
1042 | Interesting interpretation of “survival of the fittest.” | 1.4062 | 0.10869 | 32 | 21 | 9 | 2 |
1043 | And you say the bear is in the fridge? | 1.4062 | 0.12588 | 32 | 23 | 5 | 4 |
1044 | I don't know. I think it's a trap. | 1.4062 | 0.11760 | 32 | 22 | 7 | 3 |
1045 | This is a little passive aggressive, even for you. I already apologized for the yogurt. | 1.4062 | 0.12588 | 32 | 23 | 5 | 4 |
1046 | I said that diet SOUNDED interesting. | 1.4062 | 0.11760 | 32 | 22 | 7 | 3 |
1047 | Childproofing was different when I was a kid. | 1.4062 | 0.09898 | 32 | 20 | 11 | 1 |
1048 | Yup, I’d say your Mom is taking the lockdown seriously. | 1.4062 | 0.12588 | 32 | 23 | 5 | 4 |
1049 | That's not exactly what I had in mind when I said "childproof". | 1.4062 | 0.09898 | 32 | 20 | 11 | 1 |
1050 | I’m not trying to lose weight. I’m just trying to work from home. | 1.4062 | 0.10869 | 32 | 21 | 9 | 2 |
1051 | Weight loss by dungeon, very effective. | 1.4062 | 0.14099 | 32 | 25 | 1 | 6 |
1052 | Okay, maybe the chocolate cake isn’t worth it. | 1.4062 | 0.13365 | 32 | 24 | 3 | 5 |
1053 | I forgot to disinfect the milk bottle. | 1.4062 | 0.11760 | 32 | 22 | 7 | 3 |
1054 | And I thought the Keto diet was harsh | 1.4062 | 0.11760 | 32 | 22 | 7 | 3 |
1055 | She's your mother, Freddy. Have we possibly overreacted? | 1.4062 | 0.11760 | 32 | 22 | 7 | 3 |
1056 | I still worry those raccoons are smart enough to beat all these traps. | 1.4062 | 0.12588 | 32 | 23 | 5 | 4 |
1057 | Of course you can--there's double chocolate fudge ice cream in there. | 1.4062 | 0.12588 | 32 | 23 | 5 | 4 |
1058 | So this is "Airbnb-No Frills." | 1.4062 | 0.12588 | 32 | 23 | 5 | 4 |
1059 | So this is the gauntlet diet? | 1.4062 | 0.11760 | 32 | 22 | 7 | 3 |
1060 | When you asked what would you I do for a Klondike bar, I thought you were kidding. | 1.4062 | 0.11760 | 32 | 22 | 7 | 3 |
1061 | You forgot to take the wine out first, didn't you? | 1.4062 | 0.09898 | 32 | 20 | 11 | 1 |
1062 | Too obvious? | 1.4054 | 0.09848 | 37 | 24 | 11 | 2 |
1063 | Remember when we were just gluten free? | 1.4054 | 0.11270 | 37 | 26 | 7 | 4 |
1064 | We must be all out of passive-aggressive sticky notes. | 1.4000 | 0.12910 | 25 | 17 | 6 | 2 |
1065 | This just makes me want it more. | 1.4000 | 0.11346 | 30 | 20 | 8 | 2 |
1066 | I’ve seen ‘Ratatouille,’ I know what they’re capable of. | 1.4000 | 0.10283 | 30 | 19 | 10 | 1 |
1067 | So, do you think it's a trap? | 1.4000 | 0.12318 | 30 | 21 | 6 | 3 |
1068 | We've got to ask Karen to move out. | 1.4000 | 0.13218 | 30 | 22 | 4 | 4 |
1069 | 2020 was worse. | 1.4000 | 0.13093 | 35 | 27 | 2 | 6 |
1070 | Well, I had to do something to keep food in the house with three kids home during quarantine. | 1.4000 | 0.12910 | 25 | 17 | 6 | 2 |
1071 | Did you remember to take out the beer? | 1.4000 | 0.10283 | 30 | 19 | 10 | 1 |
1072 | But what’s to stop us from buying another fridge? | 1.4000 | 0.11346 | 30 | 20 | 8 | 2 |
1073 | I’m quarantining the quarantine 15. | 1.4000 | 0.12910 | 25 | 17 | 6 | 2 |
1074 | And you locked the keys inside the fridge you say?” “Yep. Mhmm | 1.4000 | 0.15218 | 20 | 14 | 4 | 2 |
1075 | Airbnb owner was quite clear that the kitchen was not part of the rental. | 1.4000 | 0.12318 | 30 | 21 | 6 | 3 |
1076 | ‘Do you think we should let the kids out now?’ | 1.4000 | 0.12910 | 25 | 17 | 6 | 2 |
1077 | I thought we agreed the bear traps would be brass for a little pop of color, but I guess this is fine... | 1.4000 | 0.10283 | 30 | 19 | 10 | 1 |
1078 | If we tunnel in through the dishwasher, I think we can avoid the worst of it. | 1.4000 | 0.11346 | 30 | 20 | 8 | 2 |
1079 | Welcome to The Hunger Games | 1.4000 | 0.10283 | 30 | 19 | 10 | 1 |
1080 | Honey, is this because I said that dress did make you look fat? | 1.4000 | 0.11346 | 30 | 20 | 8 | 2 |
1081 | It would have been cheaper to scatter LEGOs. | 1.4000 | 0.09097 | 30 | 18 | 12 | 0 |
1082 | So just creamer then? | 1.4000 | 0.14061 | 30 | 23 | 2 | 5 |
1083 | Well, if this doesn’t catch Covid I don’t know what will. | 1.4000 | 0.11739 | 35 | 25 | 6 | 4 |
1084 | I’m recommitting to my New Year’s resolution. | 1.4000 | 0.11547 | 25 | 16 | 8 | 1 |
1085 | The new normal. | 1.4000 | 0.11346 | 30 | 20 | 8 | 2 |
1086 | Order out tonight? | 1.4000 | 0.11346 | 30 | 20 | 8 | 2 |
1087 | Cleaned the kitchen- no more snacks today” , love mom | 1.4000 | 0.13218 | 30 | 22 | 4 | 4 |
1088 | My mom recently started buying organic. | 1.4000 | 0.11346 | 30 | 20 | 8 | 2 |
1089 | I feel like getting take out. | 1.4000 | 0.11346 | 30 | 20 | 8 | 2 |
1090 | Buying me a Peloton would have been easier. | 1.4000 | 0.11547 | 25 | 16 | 8 | 1 |
1091 | Sure, honey, but I think most couples wait until the third trimester until they start babyproofing. | 1.4000 | 0.13218 | 30 | 22 | 4 | 4 |
1092 | Just wait 'til you see the liquor cabinet. | 1.4000 | 0.12318 | 30 | 21 | 6 | 3 |
1093 | Good thing I have that candy bar hidden under the mattress. | 1.4000 | 0.10283 | 30 | 19 | 10 | 1 |
1094 | Is losing a limb considered “weight loss”? | 1.4000 | 0.12318 | 30 | 21 | 6 | 3 |
1095 | This new government scheme to support local restaurants is pretty extreme. | 1.4000 | 0.13218 | 30 | 22 | 4 | 4 |
1096 | Rumour has it the President's Tax Returns are in there. | 1.4000 | 0.11739 | 35 | 25 | 6 | 4 |
1097 | Go ahead and make a sandwich, but make sure you put it back exactly as Dad set it up or he'll be upset. | 1.4000 | 0.12910 | 25 | 17 | 6 | 2 |
1098 | Relax. Its only two days out of five. | 1.4000 | 0.09349 | 35 | 22 | 12 | 1 |
1099 | ...Well this is kind of a passive-aggressive reaction to One missing pint of Ice Cream | 1.4000 | 0.11547 | 25 | 16 | 8 | 1 |
1100 | It’s seems a bit extreme, but this diet may finally be the one that works. | 1.4000 | 0.10283 | 30 | 19 | 10 | 1 |
1101 | Trump tax returns and college transcripts. | 1.4000 | 0.12318 | 30 | 21 | 6 | 3 |
1102 | It's called the cave bear diet. | 1.4000 | 0.11547 | 25 | 16 | 8 | 1 |
1103 | Order in tonight ? | 1.4000 | 0.10283 | 30 | 19 | 10 | 1 |
1104 | Honey, it was just a little mouse. | 1.4000 | 0.15275 | 25 | 19 | 2 | 4 |
1105 | Kevin lost 15 pounds,but it was mainly from the amputation. | 1.4000 | 0.13218 | 30 | 22 | 4 | 4 |
1106 | Maybe our review should mention that kitchen access is restricted. | 1.4000 | 0.11346 | 30 | 20 | 8 | 2 |
1107 | I don't know - it just doesn't feel like an open concept. | 1.4000 | 0.15275 | 25 | 19 | 2 | 4 |
1108 | There goes self-control. | 1.4000 | 0.10283 | 30 | 19 | 10 | 1 |
1109 | It's a cute house but I don't like the flow of the kitchen. | 1.4000 | 0.12910 | 25 | 17 | 6 | 2 |
1110 | Whats up with the lox? | 1.4000 | 0.11346 | 30 | 20 | 8 | 2 |
1111 | The last tenants didn't last the whole 30-day dairy, gluten and sugar free challenge. | 1.4000 | 0.10283 | 30 | 19 | 10 | 1 |
1112 | Wow! You really know how to put the "Die" in Diet. | 1.4000 | 0.12318 | 30 | 21 | 6 | 3 |
1113 | They asked me to house-sit while they are away, but I don't think they want me eating any of their food. | 1.4000 | 0.12318 | 30 | 21 | 6 | 3 |
1114 | I hate fridge smudges too. | 1.4000 | 0.13377 | 20 | 13 | 6 | 1 |
1115 | This new meal plan seems a bit restrictive, don’t you think? | 1.4000 | 0.11547 | 25 | 16 | 8 | 1 |
1116 | If you really didn’t take a bite of my sandwich, you have nothing to worry about. | 1.4000 | 0.12318 | 30 | 21 | 6 | 3 |
1117 | Is this really an essential lockdown? | 1.4000 | 0.12318 | 30 | 21 | 6 | 3 |
1118 | I see now how the diet people can offer a money back guarantee | 1.4000 | 0.10283 | 30 | 19 | 10 | 1 |
1119 | Let’s see if the refrigerator runs now. | 1.4000 | 0.12318 | 30 | 21 | 6 | 3 |
1120 | Think, Shiela. Where were you when you had the key? | 1.4000 | 0.16859 | 20 | 15 | 2 | 3 |
1121 | Honey, why did the GOP put the county's only polling place for black people in our kitchen? | 1.4000 | 0.12318 | 30 | 21 | 6 | 3 |
1122 | It is my 007 diet regimen. | 1.4000 | 0.14142 | 25 | 18 | 4 | 3 |
1123 | Lorraine, speak plainly. These metaphors are tiring. | 1.4000 | 0.12910 | 25 | 17 | 6 | 2 |
1124 | So I guess that’s where you put the toilet paper. | 1.4000 | 0.12910 | 25 | 17 | 6 | 2 |
1125 | Maybe we should just get bigger pants. | 1.4000 | 0.12318 | 30 | 21 | 6 | 3 |
1126 | I don't remember you having these cravings the last time you were pregnant. | 1.4000 | 0.11346 | 30 | 20 | 8 | 2 |
1127 | It‘s part of my new diet. | 1.4000 | 0.11346 | 30 | 20 | 8 | 2 |
1128 | We need to talk about Kevin. | 1.4000 | 0.11346 | 30 | 20 | 8 | 2 |
1129 | It needs a moat. | 1.4000 | 0.11346 | 30 | 20 | 8 | 2 |
1130 | Take out, yeah definitely take out! | 1.4000 | 0.12318 | 30 | 21 | 6 | 3 |
1131 | Pretend it's the voting booth. | 1.4000 | 0.10208 | 35 | 23 | 10 | 2 |
1132 | Going out to eat doesn't seem that risky after all. | 1.4000 | 0.10283 | 30 | 19 | 10 | 1 |
1133 | I am concerned the skinny ones might squeeze thru | 1.4000 | 0.11346 | 30 | 20 | 8 | 2 |
1134 | Now that it’s all finished, I can really see that white cabinets were a mistake. | 1.4000 | 0.11346 | 30 | 20 | 8 | 2 |
1135 | This isn’t the ‘50 Shades’ turn-on I thought it would be. | 1.4000 | 0.10283 | 30 | 19 | 10 | 1 |
1136 | Getting into the fridge is the only exercise I get during Covid-19. | 1.4000 | 0.12910 | 25 | 17 | 6 | 2 |
1137 | Let’s try ‘abracadabra!’ | 1.4000 | 0.13377 | 20 | 13 | 6 | 1 |
1138 | When they said to stay in our room when visiting, they weren't kidding. | 1.4000 | 0.11346 | 30 | 20 | 8 | 2 |
1139 | Do you think your mother wants us to move out? | 1.4000 | 0.11547 | 25 | 16 | 8 | 1 |
1140 | It came with the Ambien prescription. | 1.4000 | 0.11547 | 25 | 16 | 8 | 1 |
1141 | Now the dishwasher looks out of place." | 1.4000 | 0.12910 | 25 | 17 | 6 | 2 |
1142 | My only concern about your new sado diet is what if you like it too much? | 1.4000 | 0.12910 | 25 | 17 | 6 | 2 |
1143 | Perhaps a Post-it could have sufficed? | 1.4000 | 0.11346 | 30 | 20 | 8 | 2 |
1144 | Looks like mom got Haagen Daz. | 1.4000 | 0.11346 | 30 | 20 | 8 | 2 |
1145 | Well, at least we are both losing weight. | 1.4000 | 0.12318 | 30 | 21 | 6 | 3 |
1146 | Want to go out for dinner? | 1.4000 | 0.10283 | 30 | 19 | 10 | 1 |
1147 | The real estate agent did say that the current owners have three teenage boys. | 1.4000 | 0.11547 | 25 | 16 | 8 | 1 |
1148 | Looks like a good night for takeout. | 1.4000 | 0.11346 | 30 | 20 | 8 | 2 |
1149 | He's 16! You really think this will keep him from that last donut? | 1.4000 | 0.12910 | 25 | 17 | 6 | 2 |
1150 | I don't know, honey - the feng shui seems off. | 1.4000 | 0.11346 | 30 | 20 | 8 | 2 |
1151 | Do you really think this will keep your dad out? | 1.4000 | 0.11346 | 30 | 20 | 8 | 2 |
1152 | My trainer said she'd help me make more sensible choices. | 1.4000 | 0.11346 | 30 | 20 | 8 | 2 |
1153 | I’m all for a phased reopening, but this is a little much. | 1.4000 | 0.12318 | 30 | 21 | 6 | 3 |
1154 | Well, I think it is contained. But I told you not to start growing sourdough! | 1.4000 | 0.11346 | 30 | 20 | 8 | 2 |
1155 | something tells me that you don’t think that I’ll stick with my diet!” | 1.4000 | 0.12318 | 30 | 21 | 6 | 3 |
1156 | I was thinking a simple 'Keep Out! You're Dieting!' sign would have been enough. | 1.4000 | 0.10283 | 30 | 19 | 10 | 1 |
1157 | I think we need an electric fence... | 1.4000 | 0.11346 | 30 | 20 | 8 | 2 |
1158 | Well we did tell him to be more transparent in expressing his feelings. | 1.4000 | 0.12318 | 30 | 21 | 6 | 3 |
1159 | I thought I told you to leave her Greek Yogurt alone. | 1.4000 | 0.13218 | 30 | 22 | 4 | 4 |
1160 | Our not-so-subtle hint to leave the nest. | 1.4000 | 0.11346 | 30 | 20 | 8 | 2 |
1161 | yeah, there was something sweet about his first prank videos.. | 1.4000 | 0.10208 | 35 | 23 | 10 | 2 |
1162 | I think we'll be able to lose weight on this diet. | 1.4000 | 0.10283 | 30 | 19 | 10 | 1 |
1163 | Yes, it’s a very big cockroach. | 1.4000 | 0.12318 | 30 | 21 | 6 | 3 |
1164 | Getting a Peloton would be easier. | 1.4000 | 0.12318 | 30 | 21 | 6 | 3 |
1165 | Maybe takeout tonight? | 1.4000 | 0.12318 | 30 | 21 | 6 | 3 |
1166 | That should do it...let’s order a pizza for dinner. | 1.4000 | 0.11346 | 30 | 20 | 8 | 2 |
1167 | Should we just order the exercise bike? | 1.4000 | 0.14142 | 25 | 18 | 4 | 3 |
1168 | What I lack in will power, I gain in self torture. | 1.4000 | 0.13218 | 30 | 22 | 4 | 4 |
1169 | Our teenagers are eating us out of house and home. What else could we do? | 1.4000 | 0.11346 | 30 | 20 | 8 | 2 |
1170 | I lost four pounds getting out of the one on the right and two getting loose from the middle one and six from the one on the left. | 1.4000 | 0.15275 | 25 | 19 | 2 | 4 |
1171 | I thought the broker said it was an open plan kitchen? | 1.4000 | 0.11346 | 30 | 20 | 8 | 2 |
1172 | Let's go see what your roommates did in the bathroom. | 1.4000 | 0.13218 | 30 | 22 | 4 | 4 |
1173 | Yah, but we're talking about cheesecake here. | 1.4000 | 0.12318 | 30 | 21 | 6 | 3 |
1174 | Something tells me this is a trap | 1.4000 | 0.13218 | 30 | 22 | 4 | 4 |
1175 | Ok, then, let's order takeout. | 1.4000 | 0.12318 | 30 | 21 | 6 | 3 |
1176 | She's moved beyond paleo and into the Middle Ages. | 1.4000 | 0.11547 | 25 | 16 | 8 | 1 |
1177 | So, you wanna get some takeout? | 1.4000 | 0.11346 | 30 | 20 | 8 | 2 |
1178 | So, curbside or delivery? | 1.4000 | 0.09097 | 30 | 18 | 12 | 0 |
1179 | No explosives? | 1.4000 | 0.11346 | 30 | 20 | 8 | 2 |
1180 | I'm pretty sure Lent is over. | 1.4000 | 0.12318 | 30 | 21 | 6 | 3 |
1181 | We’ll be eating take out until we catch the culprit. | 1.4000 | 0.12910 | 25 | 17 | 6 | 2 |
1182 | On the bright side, everything is stainless steel. | 1.4000 | 0.10000 | 40 | 27 | 10 | 3 |
1183 | Do you think it's too subtle? | 1.4000 | 0.15218 | 20 | 14 | 4 | 2 |
1184 | The new roommate makes me uneasy. | 1.4000 | 0.11346 | 30 | 20 | 8 | 2 |
1185 | Maybe we should just teach them how to drink responsibly instead | 1.3939 | 0.09672 | 33 | 21 | 11 | 1 |
1186 | This, finally, should make him move out. | 1.3939 | 0.10606 | 33 | 22 | 9 | 2 |
1187 | I have a feeling this diet plan is going to cost us an arm and a leg. | 1.3939 | 0.12262 | 33 | 24 | 5 | 4 |
1188 | I liked it better when you were on Weight Watchers. | 1.3939 | 0.11464 | 33 | 23 | 7 | 3 |
1189 | My Noom coach is retired CIA. | 1.3939 | 0.11464 | 33 | 23 | 7 | 3 |
1190 | If Timmy does get out, he won't get far. | 1.3939 | 0.09672 | 33 | 21 | 11 | 1 |
1191 | Right now, I just can't afford a dungeon. | 1.3939 | 0.12262 | 33 | 24 | 5 | 4 |
1192 | Is it just me, or have the cockroaches gotten really aggressive? | 1.3939 | 0.11464 | 33 | 23 | 7 | 3 |
1193 | And he still took all the ice cream. Amazing! | 1.3939 | 0.10606 | 33 | 22 | 9 | 2 |
1194 | The last weight loss program just didn't work. | 1.3939 | 0.10606 | 33 | 22 | 9 | 2 |
1195 | I suppose the listing did say "all the trappings of a modern kitchen". | 1.3939 | 0.11464 | 33 | 23 | 7 | 3 |
1196 | It makes intermittent fasting much easier. | 1.3939 | 0.12262 | 33 | 24 | 5 | 4 |
1197 | Mr. Dahmer really doesn’t want anyone to drink his milk, does he? | 1.3939 | 0.12262 | 33 | 24 | 5 | 4 |
1198 | I cannot shake the idea that our real problem is not overeating. | 1.3939 | 0.12262 | 33 | 24 | 5 | 4 |
1199 | I guess Grandma thinks that chocolate we bought her really costs 100 Grand | 1.3939 | 0.09672 | 33 | 21 | 11 | 1 |
1200 | Maybe we should order takeout. | 1.3929 | 0.10714 | 28 | 18 | 9 | 1 |
1201 | I needed a new work-from-home challenge. | 1.3929 | 0.11885 | 28 | 19 | 7 | 2 |
1202 | It’s nice. But the other place had an island. | 1.3929 | 0.12950 | 28 | 20 | 5 | 3 |
1203 | This isn't what I meant when I suggested Hunger Games, honey | 1.3929 | 0.11885 | 28 | 19 | 7 | 2 |
1204 | I still think just going sugar free would be easier | 1.3929 | 0.10714 | 28 | 18 | 9 | 1 |
1205 | Ok, I get your point about the diet but it’s a bit unsettling that you already had all of this stuff in the garage | 1.3929 | 0.12950 | 28 | 20 | 5 | 3 |
1206 | So this is what mom meant when she said stay out of the kitchen | 1.3929 | 0.13934 | 28 | 21 | 3 | 4 |
1207 | Well, we could try a little self control instead. | 1.3929 | 0.10714 | 28 | 18 | 9 | 1 |
1208 | I still dont know if this will make dieting easier | 1.3929 | 0.10714 | 28 | 18 | 9 | 1 |
1209 | I can't wait until your parents get here | 1.3929 | 0.10714 | 28 | 18 | 9 | 1 |
1210 | I think the mice have gotten smarter. | 1.3929 | 0.13934 | 28 | 21 | 3 | 4 |
1211 | Maybe house-sitting for Greg was not the friendship milestone you hoped. | 1.3929 | 0.11885 | 28 | 19 | 7 | 2 |
1212 | I thought child proofing was supposed to make it safer for children? | 1.3929 | 0.13934 | 28 | 21 | 3 | 4 |
1213 | Oh, I don't know. Do you think it will work? | 1.3929 | 0.12950 | 28 | 20 | 5 | 3 |
1214 | I’ve got this. | 1.3929 | 0.10714 | 28 | 18 | 9 | 1 |
1215 | Still less work than intermittent fasting | 1.3929 | 0.11885 | 28 | 19 | 7 | 2 |
1216 | I told you not to eat my yogurt, Ted. | 1.3929 | 0.12950 | 28 | 20 | 5 | 3 |
1217 | You and your crazy diets | 1.3929 | 0.11885 | 28 | 19 | 7 | 2 |
1218 | I don’t care. Where do you wanna eat? | 1.3929 | 0.12950 | 28 | 20 | 5 | 3 |
1219 | I call it The Houdini Diet. | 1.3929 | 0.11885 | 28 | 19 | 7 | 2 |
1220 | nah, your mom would still get through. | 1.3929 | 0.13934 | 28 | 21 | 3 | 4 |
1221 | Fifty shades of Nay. | 1.3929 | 0.11885 | 28 | 19 | 7 | 2 |
1222 | Think we might have overdone the lockdown | 1.3929 | 0.11885 | 28 | 19 | 7 | 2 |
1223 | Well, it's not as hard as voting. | 1.3929 | 0.12950 | 28 | 20 | 5 | 3 |
1224 | Can we do the Mediterranean diet instead. | 1.3929 | 0.12950 | 28 | 20 | 5 | 3 |
1225 | Do you feel like Kevin has been a little passive aggressive about the snacks lately? | 1.3929 | 0.11885 | 28 | 19 | 7 | 2 |
1226 | Can't we just buy light salad dressing? | 1.3929 | 0.11885 | 28 | 19 | 7 | 2 |
1227 | The pounds literally fall right off... | 1.3929 | 0.12950 | 28 | 20 | 5 | 3 |
1228 | I wondered why Weight Watchers now offers free shipping." | 1.3929 | 0.12950 | 28 | 20 | 5 | 3 |
1229 | Or we could just stop snacking between meals. | 1.3929 | 0.11885 | 28 | 19 | 7 | 2 |
1230 | Must be Mom’s hyperbole for, ‘The kitchen is closed’. | 1.3929 | 0.12950 | 28 | 20 | 5 | 3 |
1231 | I know The Prison Diet is trending but maybe we should try intermittent fasting. | 1.3929 | 0.12950 | 28 | 20 | 5 | 3 |
1232 | This should help us drop that Covid 19. | 1.3929 | 0.11885 | 28 | 19 | 7 | 2 |
1233 | THIS is your new diet?! | 1.3929 | 0.09399 | 28 | 17 | 11 | 0 |
1234 | Ok, ready to list on AirBnB | 1.3929 | 0.11885 | 28 | 19 | 7 | 2 |
1235 | I think this diet might be a little restrictive. | 1.3929 | 0.12950 | 28 | 20 | 5 | 3 |
1236 | I think the traps look better on the left. | 1.3929 | 0.11885 | 28 | 19 | 7 | 2 |
1237 | Well, in all fairness, the other house you liked also needs the kitchen redone. | 1.3929 | 0.11885 | 28 | 19 | 7 | 2 |
1238 | What is this? The Food Network Ninja Warrior Challenge? | 1.3929 | 0.12950 | 28 | 20 | 5 | 3 |
1239 | This wasn’t in the VRBO listing. | 1.3929 | 0.10714 | 28 | 18 | 9 | 1 |
1240 | Sooooo..........just how bad do we want to have a beer? | 1.3929 | 0.10714 | 28 | 18 | 9 | 1 |
1241 | That should stop the ants. | 1.3929 | 0.13934 | 28 | 21 | 3 | 4 |
1242 | If only I did not forget my cigarettes inside | 1.3929 | 0.11885 | 28 | 19 | 7 | 2 |
1243 | Looks like takeout again | 1.3929 | 0.12950 | 28 | 20 | 5 | 3 |
1244 | I'm happy to lend a hand with the move. It's getting the hand back that worries me. | 1.3929 | 0.12950 | 28 | 20 | 5 | 3 |
1245 | Maybe we should go back to just writing our names on our food | 1.3929 | 0.11885 | 28 | 19 | 7 | 2 |
1246 | There, now it’s baby proof. | 1.3929 | 0.11885 | 28 | 19 | 7 | 2 |
1247 | The diet's easy. It's the falling off the wagon that's painful. | 1.3929 | 0.13934 | 28 | 21 | 3 | 4 |
1248 | If this doesn't work, we may have to try exercise. | 1.3929 | 0.11885 | 28 | 19 | 7 | 2 |
1249 | New weight loss program? | 1.3929 | 0.10714 | 28 | 18 | 9 | 1 |
1250 | Ok lets retrace our steps-when was the last time you used the key? | 1.3929 | 0.12950 | 28 | 20 | 5 | 3 |
1251 | Mom's still got Dad on a diet? | 1.3929 | 0.12950 | 28 | 20 | 5 | 3 |
1252 | We're in good shape if he's in the refrigerator and not the dishwasher!" | 1.3929 | 0.11885 | 28 | 19 | 7 | 2 |
1253 | When he was installing the security system he kept saying “I’m gonna get medieval on your ass” I just thought that was an expression | 1.3929 | 0.10714 | 28 | 18 | 9 | 1 |
1254 | See? No need to call an exterminator. | 1.3929 | 0.13934 | 28 | 21 | 3 | 4 |
1255 | At least the liquor cabinet's unlocked. | 1.3929 | 0.11885 | 28 | 19 | 7 | 2 |
1256 | Obviously this must be what the air bnb ad meant when it said “does not include kitchen privileges | 1.3929 | 0.11885 | 28 | 19 | 7 | 2 |
1257 | At least we don’t have to do dishes | 1.3929 | 0.09399 | 28 | 17 | 11 | 0 |
1258 | Now that I'm seeing it, maybe I'll just label my yogurts instead. | 1.3929 | 0.11885 | 28 | 19 | 7 | 2 |
1259 | So that’s how you’ve been able to stay thin during quarantine | 1.3929 | 0.11885 | 28 | 19 | 7 | 2 |
1260 | So you think this will deter your stoner brother? | 1.3929 | 0.13934 | 28 | 21 | 3 | 4 |
1261 | I don’t recall seeing anything about this in the Airbnb agreement! | 1.3929 | 0.09399 | 28 | 17 | 11 | 0 |
1262 | We could always order a pizza" | 1.3929 | 0.10714 | 28 | 18 | 9 | 1 |
1263 | The toilet is broken. Mom says nothing in, nothing out. | 1.3929 | 0.10714 | 28 | 18 | 9 | 1 |
1264 | I think we are ready to list on Airbnb | 1.3929 | 0.12950 | 28 | 20 | 5 | 3 |
1265 | Well, she did say she was really serious about her diet this time. | 1.3929 | 0.11885 | 28 | 19 | 7 | 2 |
1266 | You know, we could just get takeout. | 1.3929 | 0.10714 | 28 | 18 | 9 | 1 |
1267 | Mom said we have to order takeout while she's away. | 1.3929 | 0.10714 | 28 | 18 | 9 | 1 |
1268 | When did you put all the toilet paper in the ‘fridge? | 1.3929 | 0.12950 | 28 | 20 | 5 | 3 |
1269 | I like it, but can we do them in stainless? | 1.3929 | 0.12950 | 28 | 20 | 5 | 3 |
1270 | It’s not the most friendly bed and breakfast, but it feels so good to be on vacation. | 1.3929 | 0.11885 | 28 | 19 | 7 | 2 |
1271 | Wouldn’t it be easier if we just insisted that Roger get his own apartment? | 1.3929 | 0.12950 | 28 | 20 | 5 | 3 |
1272 | If I’ve told the kids once, I’ve told them a hundred times . . . the cat doesn’t like to play “Escape Room”! | 1.3929 | 0.11885 | 28 | 19 | 7 | 2 |
1273 | Or we could count calories and steps | 1.3929 | 0.13934 | 28 | 21 | 3 | 4 |
1274 | I swear - I just need to check if the light's on. | 1.3929 | 0.11885 | 28 | 19 | 7 | 2 |
1275 | well, maybe it's a bit extreme but the diet plan says by any means necessary. | 1.3929 | 0.11885 | 28 | 19 | 7 | 2 |
1276 | This might have helped more at the beginning of the quarantine. | 1.3929 | 0.12950 | 28 | 20 | 5 | 3 |
1277 | No Zach...what I said was,"There is some Muenster in the fridge." | 1.3929 | 0.13934 | 28 | 21 | 3 | 4 |
1278 | Ahhhhh, starting a new diet are we? | 1.3929 | 0.11885 | 28 | 19 | 7 | 2 |
1279 | I lost three pounds. | 1.3929 | 0.11885 | 28 | 19 | 7 | 2 |
1280 | Now THIS should let us lose that COVID 15lbs... | 1.3929 | 0.11885 | 28 | 19 | 7 | 2 |
1281 | Look at the bright side - the chips hidden in the dishwasher are still accessible | 1.3929 | 0.12950 | 28 | 20 | 5 | 3 |
1282 | There’s too much cleanup required here. I prefer the model with the shark infested pool. | 1.3929 | 0.11885 | 28 | 19 | 7 | 2 |
1283 | It's the new Weight Watcher's Xtreme plan. | 1.3929 | 0.11885 | 28 | 19 | 7 | 2 |
1284 | It’s my tenant Roger, he’s very worried about food theft. Do you think he’ll be OK? | 1.3929 | 0.10714 | 28 | 18 | 9 | 1 |
1285 | If you didn't want to share the Ben & Jerry's all you had to do was ask. | 1.3929 | 0.12950 | 28 | 20 | 5 | 3 |
1286 | I think you're taking this diet too seriously | 1.3929 | 0.09399 | 28 | 17 | 11 | 0 |
1287 | OK. Take-out it is. | 1.3929 | 0.11885 | 28 | 19 | 7 | 2 |
1288 | Good thing the chocolate is still in the living room. | 1.3929 | 0.12950 | 28 | 20 | 5 | 3 |
1289 | I think you'll make it through the juice cleanse this time | 1.3929 | 0.11885 | 28 | 19 | 7 | 2 |
1290 | AirB&B only left us a key to the front door | 1.3929 | 0.10714 | 28 | 18 | 9 | 1 |
1291 | I still say taping up picture of a fat person is easier. | 1.3929 | 0.11885 | 28 | 19 | 7 | 2 |
1292 | Do you think we need more cheese? | 1.3929 | 0.11885 | 28 | 19 | 7 | 2 |
1293 | But do they bring us joy? | 1.3929 | 0.12950 | 28 | 20 | 5 | 3 |
1294 | I'm feeling very optimistic about this diet | 1.3929 | 0.12950 | 28 | 20 | 5 | 3 |
1295 | Not until we lose the quarantine 15. | 1.3929 | 0.12950 | 28 | 20 | 5 | 3 |
1296 | Wasn’t keto hard enough. | 1.3929 | 0.11885 | 28 | 19 | 7 | 2 |
1297 | My friends say this diet really works. | 1.3929 | 0.10714 | 28 | 18 | 9 | 1 |
1298 | The book said to childproof. | 1.3929 | 0.12950 | 28 | 20 | 5 | 3 |
1299 | After all that work, we should have a beer. | 1.3929 | 0.12950 | 28 | 20 | 5 | 3 |
1300 | It's the weight watchers new "metallic" plan for losing the "Quarantine 10". | 1.3929 | 0.10714 | 28 | 18 | 9 | 1 |
1301 | This is not what I meant by medieval design. | 1.3929 | 0.11885 | 28 | 19 | 7 | 2 |
1302 | Whose idea was it to give him that Houdini bio? | 1.3929 | 0.13934 | 28 | 21 | 3 | 4 |
1303 | Now, don't take this as a criticism of your cooking. | 1.3929 | 0.11885 | 28 | 19 | 7 | 2 |
1304 | What did you feed the sourdough starter? | 1.3929 | 0.12950 | 28 | 20 | 5 | 3 |
1305 | I guess she’s serious about not touching her key lime pie | 1.3929 | 0.10714 | 28 | 18 | 9 | 1 |
1306 | I agree... but don't you think we could have stayed with Paleo a little longer. | 1.3929 | 0.10714 | 28 | 18 | 9 | 1 |
1307 | It’s a last resort, but this diet plan could actually work. | 1.3929 | 0.11885 | 28 | 19 | 7 | 2 |
1308 | It’s my latest effort at maintaining my diet. | 1.3929 | 0.12950 | 28 | 20 | 5 | 3 |
1309 | Y'know, setting all that up really made me hungry... | 1.3929 | 0.13934 | 28 | 21 | 3 | 4 |
1310 | Mom is serious about that last box of Girl Scout cookies. | 1.3929 | 0.11885 | 28 | 19 | 7 | 2 |
1311 | You always over react when your brother visits. | 1.3929 | 0.12950 | 28 | 20 | 5 | 3 |
1312 | They say this diet makes it impossible to cheat. | 1.3929 | 0.11885 | 28 | 19 | 7 | 2 |
1313 | It gives a whole new meaning to the midnight snack. | 1.3929 | 0.10714 | 28 | 18 | 9 | 1 |
1314 | Yeah, let's eat out. | 1.3929 | 0.12950 | 28 | 20 | 5 | 3 |
1315 | I know it is my turn. Do you want Cookies and Cream or Rocky Road? | 1.3929 | 0.12950 | 28 | 20 | 5 | 3 |
1316 | That explains the hostile emojis. | 1.3929 | 0.11885 | 28 | 19 | 7 | 2 |
1317 | Mushrooms or pepperoni? | 1.3929 | 0.12950 | 28 | 20 | 5 | 3 |
1318 | ... it just says avoid snacking.. | 1.3913 | 0.15061 | 23 | 17 | 3 | 3 |
1319 | That should keep the gluten out | 1.3913 | 0.15061 | 23 | 17 | 3 | 3 |
1320 | The agent said this house was owned by a super model. | 1.3889 | 0.14323 | 18 | 12 | 5 | 1 |
1321 | It beats disinfecting the groceries. | 1.3871 | 0.10029 | 31 | 20 | 10 | 1 |
1322 | I said I didn’t want the Houdini design | 1.3871 | 0.11050 | 31 | 21 | 8 | 2 |
1323 | The kids will get through this in a matter of minutes | 1.3871 | 0.11050 | 31 | 21 | 8 | 2 |
1324 | I know what’s missing....the snakes!!!! | 1.3871 | 0.10029 | 31 | 20 | 10 | 1 |
1325 | It may seem ridiculous, but not a single bear has broken in since I set it up. | 1.3871 | 0.12849 | 31 | 23 | 4 | 4 |
1326 | Looks great honey, but where will we put the land mines? | 1.3871 | 0.11050 | 31 | 21 | 8 | 2 |
1327 | It’s the only way... I’ve already eaten twice my weight and it’s only noon | 1.3871 | 0.12849 | 31 | 23 | 4 | 4 |
1328 | Seems safe... | 1.3871 | 0.11050 | 31 | 21 | 8 | 2 |
1329 | And you’re sure the light inside turns off by itself? | 1.3871 | 0.11983 | 31 | 22 | 6 | 3 |
1330 | Next time maybe we just shouldn’t buy a pie. | 1.3871 | 0.12849 | 31 | 23 | 4 | 4 |
1331 | Diet Apps are good, but nothing beats offline techniques Mary | 1.3871 | 0.11050 | 31 | 21 | 8 | 2 |
1332 | Do you think mom and dad know about the party? | 1.3871 | 0.11983 | 31 | 22 | 6 | 3 |
1333 | It seemed easier than counting calories | 1.3871 | 0.10029 | 31 | 20 | 10 | 1 |
1334 | Where CrossFit meets Keto. | 1.3871 | 0.11983 | 31 | 22 | 6 | 3 |
1335 | At least we'll know where the children are. | 1.3871 | 0.11050 | 31 | 21 | 8 | 2 |
1336 | When Mom's on a diet everybody's on a diet. | 1.3871 | 0.12849 | 31 | 23 | 4 | 4 |
1337 | ... you go first, you have the keys. | 1.3871 | 0.11050 | 31 | 21 | 8 | 2 |
1338 | this has been quite the "corona-lockdown" | 1.3871 | 0.10029 | 31 | 20 | 10 | 1 |
1339 | I told you fad diets were a trap. | 1.3871 | 0.11050 | 31 | 21 | 8 | 2 |
1340 | I hid the sourdough starter in the bathroom. | 1.3871 | 0.10029 | 31 | 20 | 10 | 1 |
1341 | At least there’s no carb counting. | 1.3871 | 0.11050 | 31 | 21 | 8 | 2 |
1342 | I knew Whiskers would not be happy about being put on dry food but I never expected this! | 1.3871 | 0.11983 | 31 | 22 | 6 | 3 |
1343 | My new 20 day challenge | 1.3871 | 0.10029 | 31 | 20 | 10 | 1 |
1344 | And I’m locked out of my phone. | 1.3871 | 0.10029 | 31 | 20 | 10 | 1 |
1345 | I think the kids are telling us they’d rather have takeout for a change. | 1.3871 | 0.11983 | 31 | 22 | 6 | 3 |
1346 | Just think of all the time you'll save not doing the dishes. | 1.3871 | 0.11050 | 31 | 21 | 8 | 2 |
1347 | I still think it's safer to cook at home | 1.3871 | 0.11050 | 31 | 21 | 8 | 2 |
1348 | It's a test to see if you're smarter than a laboratory rat. | 1.3871 | 0.11983 | 31 | 22 | 6 | 3 |
1349 | I agree. We order in tonight. | 1.3871 | 0.11050 | 31 | 21 | 8 | 2 |
1350 | You know what, honey? I was thinking...maybe tonight, we should just order in... | 1.3871 | 0.10029 | 31 | 20 | 10 | 1 |
1351 | Well, my nutritionist told me that calorie restriction is more effective than cardio." | 1.3871 | 0.10029 | 31 | 20 | 10 | 1 |
1352 | Maybe we should order out tonight. | 1.3871 | 0.10029 | 31 | 20 | 10 | 1 |
1353 | The Oreos are in the night stand. | 1.3871 | 0.11983 | 31 | 22 | 6 | 3 |
1354 | Adding the moat would require a change order... | 1.3871 | 0.11050 | 31 | 21 | 8 | 2 |
1355 | Should we add a firewall? | 1.3871 | 0.11050 | 31 | 21 | 8 | 2 |
1356 | I wonder if they can hear us. | 1.3871 | 0.11050 | 31 | 21 | 8 | 2 |
1357 | We're not bears, so I think we're good. | 1.3871 | 0.11983 | 31 | 22 | 6 | 3 |
1358 | Should we order in? | 1.3846 | 0.11200 | 26 | 17 | 8 | 1 |
1359 | After you | 1.3846 | 0.13674 | 26 | 19 | 4 | 3 |
1360 | I know you wanted to lose the quarantine 15, but this seems a little over the top | 1.3846 | 0.11200 | 26 | 17 | 8 | 1 |
1361 | The mice... they’re getting bigger... | 1.3846 | 0.11200 | 26 | 17 | 8 | 1 |
1362 | Maybe we just should have suggested Weight Watchers. | 1.3846 | 0.11200 | 26 | 17 | 8 | 1 |
1363 | Babe I meant a sex dungeon | 1.3846 | 0.11200 | 26 | 17 | 8 | 1 |
1364 | I can finally feel safe in the kitchen | 1.3846 | 0.12499 | 26 | 18 | 6 | 2 |
1365 | I’m not sure this is what the hunter gatherer diet is supposed to be like... | 1.3846 | 0.12499 | 26 | 18 | 6 | 2 |
1366 | I forgot about the sleepwalking....this might not work out. | 1.3846 | 0.11200 | 26 | 17 | 8 | 1 |
1367 | Do we really have to do this every time my Uncle Yogi comes over for dinner? | 1.3846 | 0.12499 | 26 | 18 | 6 | 2 |
1368 | I want you to feel at home, okay? Help yourself to anything you like. . | 1.3846 | 0.10138 | 39 | 27 | 9 | 3 |
1369 | Not what they meant by lock down. | 1.3846 | 0.13674 | 26 | 19 | 4 | 3 |
1370 | Or, we could find a new babysitter. | 1.3846 | 0.12499 | 26 | 18 | 6 | 2 |
1371 | Did we check to see if the milk was bad? | 1.3846 | 0.11200 | 26 | 17 | 8 | 1 |
1372 | Honey, if the plumber wants a snack while he's working, let him have one. | 1.3846 | 0.11200 | 26 | 17 | 8 | 1 |
1373 | It looks too austere. Do the traps come in antique brass? | 1.3846 | 0.12499 | 26 | 18 | 6 | 2 |
1374 | ALL diets are torture. | 1.3846 | 0.11200 | 26 | 17 | 8 | 1 |
1375 | I heard it worked for Oprah | 1.3846 | 0.11200 | 26 | 17 | 8 | 1 |
1376 | I signed us up for Weight Watchers Plus | 1.3846 | 0.12499 | 26 | 18 | 6 | 2 |
1377 | I believe it’s your turn to get the milk out. | 1.3846 | 0.12499 | 26 | 18 | 6 | 2 |
1378 | He is a growing teen.Think this'll slow him down? | 1.3846 | 0.12499 | 26 | 18 | 6 | 2 |
1379 | Which diet is this? | 1.3846 | 0.13674 | 26 | 19 | 4 | 3 |
1380 | I feel like we're missing something. | 1.3846 | 0.12499 | 26 | 18 | 6 | 2 |
1381 | The food tastes much better now that we have to work for it | 1.3846 | 0.12499 | 26 | 18 | 6 | 2 |
1382 | It’s a really strict diet. | 1.3846 | 0.13674 | 26 | 19 | 4 | 3 |
1383 | This diet will work! | 1.3846 | 0.11200 | 26 | 17 | 8 | 1 |
1384 | We could get takeout... | 1.3846 | 0.11200 | 26 | 17 | 8 | 1 |
1385 | Don't you think it would be easier to lock up the scale? | 1.3846 | 0.12499 | 26 | 18 | 6 | 2 |
1386 | I guess we're ordering in. | 1.3846 | 0.09730 | 26 | 16 | 10 | 0 |
1387 | Well, it's this or Peloton. | 1.3846 | 0.11200 | 26 | 17 | 8 | 1 |
1388 | I've changed my mind. Let's go out. | 1.3846 | 0.12499 | 26 | 18 | 6 | 2 |
1389 | Wait, where's the dog? | 1.3846 | 0.12499 | 26 | 18 | 6 | 2 |
1390 | I hope he's not too hungry! | 1.3846 | 0.13674 | 26 | 19 | 4 | 3 |
1391 | No, I don't think the last Airbnb guest got a five-star rating | 1.3846 | 0.14756 | 26 | 20 | 2 | 4 |
1392 | I don’t think the salted caramel ice cream is worth it” | 1.3846 | 0.09730 | 26 | 16 | 10 | 0 |
1393 | Makes you want it more, doesn't it? | 1.3846 | 0.11200 | 26 | 17 | 8 | 1 |
1394 | So far it’s been a relatively painless diet. | 1.3846 | 0.12499 | 26 | 18 | 6 | 2 |
1395 | I’m on the extreme elimination diet. | 1.3846 | 0.11200 | 26 | 17 | 8 | 1 |
1396 | I don't think we'll be doing air bnb again soon | 1.3846 | 0.11200 | 26 | 17 | 8 | 1 |
1397 | You call this portion control? | 1.3846 | 0.12499 | 26 | 18 | 6 | 2 |
1398 | On the other hand, we could just eat less | 1.3846 | 0.11200 | 26 | 17 | 8 | 1 |
1399 | Good thing we have another one in the cellar, isn't it ?? | 1.3846 | 0.09730 | 26 | 16 | 10 | 0 |
1400 | For some reason, this just makes me hungrier. | 1.3846 | 0.12499 | 26 | 18 | 6 | 2 |
1401 | Mom has some food issues. | 1.3846 | 0.13674 | 26 | 19 | 4 | 3 |
1402 | Does this mean you'd like to eat out tonight? | 1.3846 | 0.12499 | 26 | 18 | 6 | 2 |
1403 | That’ll keep the refridgerator from running. | 1.3846 | 0.12499 | 26 | 18 | 6 | 2 |
1404 | Also, mom did suggest that we go live with dad for a while | 1.3846 | 0.13674 | 26 | 19 | 4 | 3 |
1405 | What have we forgotten? | 1.3846 | 0.11200 | 26 | 17 | 8 | 1 |
1406 | It’s less stigmatizing than gastric bypass. | 1.3846 | 0.12499 | 26 | 18 | 6 | 2 |
1407 | OK, I think we’re done baby proofing the kitchen. | 1.3846 | 0.11200 | 26 | 17 | 8 | 1 |
1408 | Whatever you do, don't go into the bathroom | 1.3824 | 0.11182 | 34 | 24 | 7 | 3 |
1409 | OK you win. Let's order delivery. | 1.3824 | 0.11182 | 34 | 24 | 7 | 3 |
1410 | And the Neo-Gothic really makes the kitchen pop. | 1.3824 | 0.11953 | 34 | 25 | 5 | 4 |
1411 | Well, I’ve finally gotten to my goal weight, but I’m afraid I’ve forgotten where I put the keys. | 1.3824 | 0.10354 | 34 | 23 | 9 | 2 |
1412 | Sure it looks fool proof, but they're teenaged boys. Trust me. They'll find a way. | 1.3810 | 0.14600 | 21 | 15 | 4 | 2 |
1413 | So you’re sure you saw a COVID particle in there? | 1.3793 | 0.11547 | 29 | 20 | 7 | 2 |
1414 | So, I started a new diet. | 1.3793 | 0.13513 | 29 | 22 | 3 | 4 |
1415 | OK, so your insulin was still in there. My bad. | 1.3793 | 0.11547 | 29 | 20 | 7 | 2 |
1416 | I mean technically it IS a work-from-home related expense... | 1.3793 | 0.12569 | 29 | 21 | 5 | 3 |
1417 | I’m trying this new diet. | 1.3793 | 0.11547 | 29 | 20 | 7 | 2 |
1418 | You could have just said you wanted to eat out tonight. | 1.3793 | 0.10427 | 29 | 19 | 9 | 1 |
1419 | Your faith in me is disappointing | 1.3793 | 0.11547 | 29 | 20 | 7 | 2 |
1420 | Are you sure they are licensed nutritionists? | 1.3793 | 0.11547 | 29 | 20 | 7 | 2 |
1421 | Does this spark joy for you? Personally I’m feeling hungry. | 1.3793 | 0.12569 | 29 | 21 | 5 | 3 |
1422 | Is this the 'food security' they were talking about? | 1.3793 | 0.11547 | 29 | 20 | 7 | 2 |
1423 | So.. What do you like to eat? | 1.3793 | 0.10427 | 29 | 19 | 9 | 1 |
1424 | I’m using a new diet app called DOOM. | 1.3793 | 0.13513 | 29 | 22 | 3 | 4 |
1425 | I think you put a little too much die in diet, honey | 1.3793 | 0.11547 | 29 | 20 | 7 | 2 |
1426 | Now, how do we keep them from changing the thermostat? | 1.3793 | 0.09170 | 29 | 18 | 11 | 0 |
1427 | Commenting on your Mom's weight is always a mistake. | 1.3793 | 0.12569 | 29 | 21 | 5 | 3 |
1428 | Airbnb has really increased their security measures since the reopening | 1.3793 | 0.11547 | 29 | 20 | 7 | 2 |
1429 | Dad's on a diet again. | 1.3793 | 0.11547 | 29 | 20 | 7 | 2 |
1430 | It's a start, but now we have to tie up the Uber Eats guy. | 1.3793 | 0.12569 | 29 | 21 | 5 | 3 |
1431 | This isn't what I meant by 'stainless steel fixtures.' | 1.3793 | 0.12569 | 29 | 21 | 5 | 3 |
1432 | Which diet book did this idea come from? | 1.3793 | 0.11547 | 29 | 20 | 7 | 2 |
1433 | Wow that’s how extreme it got back in 2020. | 1.3793 | 0.11547 | 29 | 20 | 7 | 2 |
1434 | Maybe all day nursery school would be a better option. | 1.3793 | 0.10427 | 29 | 19 | 9 | 1 |
1435 | But did you lock the window? | 1.3793 | 0.11547 | 29 | 20 | 7 | 2 |
1436 | I heard him say her crème brûlée was to die for. | 1.3793 | 0.11547 | 29 | 20 | 7 | 2 |
1437 | But I sorta like your lockdown tummy. | 1.3793 | 0.10427 | 29 | 19 | 9 | 1 |
1438 | It's not for my diet. I'm tired of you stealing my chocolate. | 1.3793 | 0.11547 | 29 | 20 | 7 | 2 |
1439 | I guess the kitchen's done with our quarantine cooking. | 1.3793 | 0.13513 | 29 | 22 | 3 | 4 |
1440 | Where did Mom say she hid the key? | 1.3793 | 0.11547 | 29 | 20 | 7 | 2 |
1441 | Looks like a trap to me too. | 1.3793 | 0.11547 | 29 | 20 | 7 | 2 |
1442 | I told you to put the money in a safe place.... | 1.3793 | 0.12569 | 29 | 21 | 5 | 3 |
1443 | I think the real trap would be a 30-year mortgage | 1.3793 | 0.12569 | 29 | 21 | 5 | 3 |
1444 | Are carbs really that deadly? | 1.3793 | 0.12569 | 29 | 21 | 5 | 3 |
1445 | Dad's taken 'homeland security' to a new level. | 1.3793 | 0.12569 | 29 | 21 | 5 | 3 |
1446 | All she had to do was to write her name on the ham sandwich | 1.3793 | 0.10427 | 29 | 19 | 9 | 1 |
1447 | Seriously, Todd, who “forgets” to plug the fridge back in? | 1.3793 | 0.11547 | 29 | 20 | 7 | 2 |
1448 | I guess the refrigerator repairman was serious when he told us that we owed him money. | 1.3793 | 0.12569 | 29 | 21 | 5 | 3 |
1449 | It IS good cheesecake...... | 1.3793 | 0.11547 | 29 | 20 | 7 | 2 |
1450 | It really puts the ‘die’ in diet. | 1.3793 | 0.11547 | 29 | 20 | 7 | 2 |
1451 | So far I've lost ten pounds and my right hand | 1.3793 | 0.12569 | 29 | 21 | 5 | 3 |
1452 | How good are you at breaking and entering? | 1.3793 | 0.12569 | 29 | 21 | 5 | 3 |
1453 | Or we could just go grocery shopping. | 1.3793 | 0.11547 | 29 | 20 | 7 | 2 |
1454 | So I guess we'll get takeout? | 1.3793 | 0.11547 | 29 | 20 | 7 | 2 |
1455 | So, what exactly did the refrigerator say to you? | 1.3793 | 0.11547 | 29 | 20 | 7 | 2 |
1456 | They're all distractions. I 'd check out the microwave and dishwasher. | 1.3793 | 0.11547 | 29 | 20 | 7 | 2 |
1457 | Think the kitchen is closed? | 1.3793 | 0.10427 | 29 | 19 | 9 | 1 |
1458 | I read somewhere that these were the original coronavirus spikes. | 1.3793 | 0.11547 | 29 | 20 | 7 | 2 |
1459 | So, we are really only going to eat what we kill? | 1.3793 | 0.11547 | 29 | 20 | 7 | 2 |
1460 | Anything else we can do? I don't think it's enough to stop me. | 1.3793 | 0.11547 | 29 | 20 | 7 | 2 |
1461 | It should work until she is 2, by 3 we'll need a new defence. | 1.3793 | 0.12569 | 29 | 21 | 5 | 3 |
1462 | one of these will cure your sleepwalking | 1.3793 | 0.12569 | 29 | 21 | 5 | 3 |
1463 | Your foster mom sucks | 1.3793 | 0.11547 | 29 | 20 | 7 | 2 |
1464 | Y'know, this new diet plan of yours just might work. | 1.3793 | 0.11547 | 29 | 20 | 7 | 2 |
1465 | This might give your brother the message, but you know how stubborn he can be | 1.3793 | 0.11547 | 29 | 20 | 7 | 2 |
1466 | Something tells me this might be a trap. | 1.3793 | 0.12569 | 29 | 21 | 5 | 3 |
1467 | It doesn't feel welcoming. | 1.3793 | 0.11547 | 29 | 20 | 7 | 2 |
1468 | Maybe we should just try to find a new babysitter. | 1.3793 | 0.13513 | 29 | 22 | 3 | 4 |
1469 | I don’t know if it’s enough. He’s a teenager. | 1.3793 | 0.11547 | 29 | 20 | 7 | 2 |
1470 | It’s called the “kitchen escape room, diet.” | 1.3793 | 0.11547 | 29 | 20 | 7 | 2 |
1471 | My mom really values leftovers | 1.3793 | 0.11547 | 29 | 20 | 7 | 2 |
1472 | This might be overkill, but we have to lose the quarantine weight somehow! | 1.3750 | 0.11753 | 24 | 16 | 7 | 1 |
1473 | I didn‘t expect intermittent fasting to include 6 hours of locking up and 6 hours of unlocking! | 1.3750 | 0.13205 | 24 | 17 | 5 | 2 |
1474 | Let the hunger games begin | 1.3750 | 0.13205 | 24 | 17 | 5 | 2 |
1475 | It did say "BDSM friendly" in the ad... | 1.3750 | 0.10095 | 24 | 15 | 9 | 0 |
1476 | My phone did the same thing to me earlier | 1.3750 | 0.11753 | 24 | 16 | 7 | 1 |
1477 | They say this helps with fasting. | 1.3750 | 0.10095 | 24 | 15 | 9 | 0 |
1478 | The easy part's done. All we gotta do is manage to block delivery somehow | 1.3750 | 0.14512 | 24 | 18 | 3 | 3 |
1479 | you know what, water's just fine | 1.3750 | 0.10767 | 32 | 22 | 8 | 2 |
1480 | Our refrigerator is onto BDSM | 1.3750 | 0.13205 | 24 | 17 | 5 | 2 |
1481 | Dieting is so 2019 | 1.3750 | 0.13205 | 24 | 17 | 5 | 2 |
1482 | Well this is one way to stick to your diet | 1.3750 | 0.11753 | 24 | 16 | 7 | 1 |
1483 | I still see ants | 1.3750 | 0.14512 | 24 | 18 | 3 | 3 |
1484 | He'll just send Secret Service until the path is clear. | 1.3750 | 0.14512 | 24 | 18 | 3 | 3 |
1485 | You sure all this will stop the rats? | 1.3750 | 0.13205 | 24 | 17 | 5 | 2 |
1486 | The shelter-in-place escape room is great fun if you can get past the irony. | 1.3750 | 0.10095 | 24 | 15 | 9 | 0 |
1487 | Your new personal trainer lacks boundaries. | 1.3750 | 0.14512 | 24 | 18 | 3 | 3 |
1488 | Happy hunger games, and may the odds be ever in your favor. | 1.3750 | 0.10095 | 24 | 15 | 9 | 0 |
1489 | Killer diet you’ve got there, honey | 1.3750 | 0.11753 | 24 | 16 | 7 | 1 |
1490 | Or... Or.. how about just willpower?? | 1.3750 | 0.11753 | 24 | 16 | 7 | 1 |
1491 | I'm saving the leftover pizza for tomorrow. | 1.3750 | 0.13205 | 24 | 17 | 5 | 2 |
1492 | Well you said, ‘Get that lemon meringue pie away from me—it’s dangerous!’ | 1.3750 | 0.13205 | 24 | 17 | 5 | 2 |
1493 | I guess that's what mom meant when she said we'd have to figure out dinner for ourselves. | 1.3750 | 0.13205 | 24 | 17 | 5 | 2 |
1494 | All set. You want a beer? | 1.3750 | 0.11753 | 24 | 16 | 7 | 1 |
1495 | Do you think it’ll work? | 1.3750 | 0.13205 | 24 | 17 | 5 | 2 |
1496 | I haven’t had to do this since freshman year of college | 1.3750 | 0.13205 | 24 | 17 | 5 | 2 |
1497 | And that’s how we get rid of the quarantine 15! | 1.3750 | 0.13205 | 24 | 17 | 5 | 2 |
1498 | ‘You’re not hungry - and this should take care of the boredom” | 1.3750 | 0.14512 | 24 | 18 | 3 | 3 |
1499 | Now for the wifi router. | 1.3750 | 0.14512 | 24 | 18 | 3 | 3 |
1500 | Quarantine diet | 1.3750 | 0.11753 | 24 | 16 | 7 | 1 |
1501 | Now it’ll be easier for us to remember to wash our hands first | 1.3750 | 0.14512 | 24 | 18 | 3 | 3 |
1502 | It's doable. I've seen Mission: Impossible | 1.3750 | 0.11753 | 24 | 16 | 7 | 1 |
1503 | So hows your lockdown diet going? | 1.3750 | 0.13205 | 24 | 17 | 5 | 2 |
1504 | So how many kilos you think we’ll loose? | 1.3750 | 0.14512 | 24 | 18 | 3 | 3 |
1505 | Seems adequate for now. But to be on the safe side, let's toss the bong. | 1.3750 | 0.15711 | 24 | 19 | 1 | 4 |
1506 | The hardest part of intermittent fasting is resetting the traps every night. | 1.3750 | 0.11753 | 24 | 16 | 7 | 1 |
1507 | It still looks too easy. | 1.3750 | 0.10095 | 24 | 15 | 9 | 0 |
1508 | Maybe just not buy ice cream next time. | 1.3750 | 0.10095 | 24 | 15 | 9 | 0 |
1509 | So, today is THAT Monday. | 1.3750 | 0.13205 | 24 | 17 | 5 | 2 |
1510 | Well Joan, it’s actually empty, but now I want to open that door more than anything else in this world. | 1.3750 | 0.11753 | 24 | 16 | 7 | 1 |
1511 | Dang, I forgot the mustard! | 1.3750 | 0.14512 | 24 | 18 | 3 | 3 |
1512 | Maybe we should just try talking to him. | 1.3750 | 0.11753 | 24 | 16 | 7 | 1 |
1513 | I wasn't expecting this when the ad said killer kitchen. | 1.3750 | 0.11753 | 24 | 16 | 7 | 1 |
1514 | Hmm...I think something with a 2 step authentication would be better. | 1.3750 | 0.14512 | 24 | 18 | 3 | 3 |
1515 | I see the dieting kit from Medieval Weekly arrived. | 1.3750 | 0.14512 | 24 | 18 | 3 | 3 |
1516 | They say most accidents happen in the kitchen. | 1.3750 | 0.13205 | 24 | 17 | 5 | 2 |
1517 | Yes, I am on a fairly strict diet. | 1.3750 | 0.13205 | 24 | 17 | 5 | 2 |
1518 | I still can't figure out how Spalding ate the leftover pizza. | 1.3750 | 0.13205 | 24 | 17 | 5 | 2 |
1519 | Wouldn't it be easier just to start eating salads? | 1.3750 | 0.10767 | 32 | 22 | 8 | 2 |
1520 | Let's go out - it's safer. | 1.3750 | 0.11666 | 32 | 23 | 6 | 3 |
1521 | Is the "no keyto" diet. | 1.3750 | 0.14512 | 24 | 18 | 3 | 3 |
1522 | I can’t help but think it’s a little much, even for rats. | 1.3750 | 0.10095 | 24 | 15 | 9 | 0 |
1523 | Now think, when did you last have the key? | 1.3750 | 0.13205 | 24 | 17 | 5 | 2 |
1524 | Well, what Would You do for a Klondike bar?! | 1.3750 | 0.13205 | 24 | 17 | 5 | 2 |
1525 | How many weeks ago did the magician from your son's birthday party lock himself in there? | 1.3750 | 0.13205 | 24 | 17 | 5 | 2 |
1526 | It took 7 hours to construct. How many minutes do you think it will take us to get to the Ben & Jerry's? | 1.3750 | 0.11753 | 24 | 16 | 7 | 1 |
1527 | I think you're taking this diet a tad too seriously. | 1.3750 | 0.13205 | 24 | 17 | 5 | 2 |
1528 | Christo's home life was a lot darker than I would have expected. | 1.3750 | 0.10095 | 24 | 15 | 9 | 0 |
1529 | No, this wasn't in the intermittent fasting book, per se. | 1.3750 | 0.14512 | 24 | 18 | 3 | 3 |
1530 | Let’s go out. | 1.3750 | 0.14512 | 24 | 18 | 3 | 3 |
1531 | It’s either this or stop taking the Ambien at night | 1.3750 | 0.13205 | 24 | 17 | 5 | 2 |
1532 | Maybe we should just order in tonight. | 1.3750 | 0.11753 | 24 | 16 | 7 | 1 |
1533 | I’m not so sure about Jenny Craig’s new program. | 1.3750 | 0.11753 | 24 | 16 | 7 | 1 |
1534 | Did we consider just not buying junk food in the first place? | 1.3750 | 0.11753 | 24 | 16 | 7 | 1 |
1535 | Apparently, this new diet gets fast results. | 1.3750 | 0.13205 | 24 | 17 | 5 | 2 |
1536 | Cheat day is getting tougher | 1.3750 | 0.11753 | 24 | 16 | 7 | 1 |
1537 | You're overthinking. Just yank the rope. | 1.3750 | 0.11753 | 24 | 16 | 7 | 1 |
1538 | This should stop the night munchies | 1.3750 | 0.13205 | 24 | 17 | 5 | 2 |
1539 | So, I guess now that we're trying the Houdini Diet? | 1.3750 | 0.13205 | 24 | 17 | 5 | 2 |
1540 | Maybe we should just not buy anything with carbs. | 1.3750 | 0.13205 | 24 | 17 | 5 | 2 |
1541 | It's called ,The Houdini Diet." Locks and bagels. | 1.3750 | 0.13205 | 24 | 17 | 5 | 2 |
1542 | Wow, Mom’s really tired of your midnight raids. | 1.3750 | 0.11753 | 24 | 16 | 7 | 1 |
1543 | I'm only allowed to eat what escapes from the food chains. | 1.3750 | 0.13205 | 24 | 17 | 5 | 2 |
1544 | You’re right, it does look like the break room at work. | 1.3750 | 0.10767 | 32 | 22 | 8 | 2 |
1545 | First one to pop open the beer wins. | 1.3750 | 0.13205 | 24 | 17 | 5 | 2 |
1546 | Was it you or I who forgot we can still order in by phone | 1.3750 | 0.11753 | 24 | 16 | 7 | 1 |
1547 | I thought we had full access in this AirBnb! | 1.3750 | 0.13205 | 24 | 17 | 5 | 2 |
1548 | The realtor said we should consider re-doing the kitchen if we're planning to flip the place. | 1.3750 | 0.09786 | 32 | 21 | 10 | 1 |
1549 | So this is where Donald Trump keeps his tax returns? | 1.3750 | 0.14512 | 24 | 18 | 3 | 3 |
1550 | He’s a teenaged boy. He’ll find a way. | 1.3750 | 0.13205 | 24 | 17 | 5 | 2 |
1551 | It's not a diet,it's a life plan. | 1.3750 | 0.11753 | 24 | 16 | 7 | 1 |
1552 | WW hasn’t been the same since Oprah got involved. | 1.3750 | 0.13205 | 24 | 17 | 5 | 2 |
1553 | It’s part of my Houdini diet plan. | 1.3750 | 0.13205 | 24 | 17 | 5 | 2 |
1554 | She's obviously on the Houdini diet. | 1.3750 | 0.11753 | 24 | 16 | 7 | 1 |
1555 | It satisfies my cravings for both food and masochism. | 1.3750 | 0.10095 | 24 | 15 | 9 | 0 |
1556 | Rodents of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist. | 1.3750 | 0.14512 | 24 | 18 | 3 | 3 |
1557 | OK. Are you ready for that joint now? | 1.3750 | 0.13205 | 24 | 17 | 5 | 2 |
1558 | Looks like we are eating out again tonight. | 1.3750 | 0.11753 | 24 | 16 | 7 | 1 |
1559 | You're right: dinner's not gonna make itself. | 1.3750 | 0.14512 | 24 | 18 | 3 | 3 |
1560 | OK, this "Houdini diet" thing has officially gone too far! | 1.3750 | 0.11666 | 32 | 23 | 6 | 3 |
1561 | so you ARE serious about takeout? | 1.3750 | 0.13205 | 24 | 17 | 5 | 2 |
1562 | I like the overall theme. I just think handcuffs for the pull on the blinds would have tied it together better. | 1.3750 | 0.10095 | 24 | 15 | 9 | 0 |
1563 | This new diet is killing me. | 1.3750 | 0.13205 | 24 | 17 | 5 | 2 |
1564 | My girlfriend said this diet did wonders for her. I don’t know. What do you think? | 1.3750 | 0.10095 | 24 | 15 | 9 | 0 |
1565 | My diet's going very well, thank you. | 1.3750 | 0.13205 | 24 | 17 | 5 | 2 |
1566 | I know your brother likes to snack when he visits, but this seems extreme to me. | 1.3750 | 0.13205 | 24 | 17 | 5 | 2 |
1567 | Great. Now let's work on the sweatpants drawer. | 1.3750 | 0.10095 | 24 | 15 | 9 | 0 |
1568 | Now let's test it. | 1.3750 | 0.14512 | 24 | 18 | 3 | 3 |
1569 | Only ten pounds to go. | 1.3750 | 0.11753 | 24 | 16 | 7 | 1 |
1570 | I'm sure this will work but would it be easier to just do Weight Watchers? | 1.3750 | 0.11753 | 24 | 16 | 7 | 1 |
1571 | Not to be alarmist, but this new diet feels like a trap. | 1.3750 | 0.11753 | 24 | 16 | 7 | 1 |
1572 | That Air BnB host did seem a little creepy, didn't he? | 1.3750 | 0.14512 | 24 | 18 | 3 | 3 |
1573 | It all started when I put my name on her yogurt by accident. | 1.3750 | 0.10767 | 32 | 22 | 8 | 2 |
1574 | Do you think your parents are trying to tell you something? | 1.3750 | 0.10095 | 24 | 15 | 9 | 0 |
1575 | The previous owner had some self-control issues." | 1.3750 | 0.11753 | 24 | 16 | 7 | 1 |
1576 | Steel chain, no gain. | 1.3750 | 0.10095 | 24 | 15 | 9 | 0 |
1577 | I've lost 5 pounds just looking at it. | 1.3750 | 0.11753 | 24 | 16 | 7 | 1 |
1578 | Just how badly do you want a home cooked meal? | 1.3750 | 0.13205 | 24 | 17 | 5 | 2 |
1579 | Are we sure this is the best way to save on groceries during the summer? I feel like the kids won't be deterred. | 1.3750 | 0.11666 | 32 | 23 | 6 | 3 |
1580 | All this work made me hungry. Pizza? | 1.3750 | 0.13205 | 24 | 17 | 5 | 2 |
1581 | I see your mom's trying a new diet. | 1.3750 | 0.13205 | 24 | 17 | 5 | 2 |
1582 | Perhaps we should raid the fridge at your house instead | 1.3750 | 0.10095 | 24 | 15 | 9 | 0 |
1583 | I'm on this killer diet! | 1.3750 | 0.11753 | 24 | 16 | 7 | 1 |
1584 | Channeling Houdini | 1.3750 | 0.13205 | 24 | 17 | 5 | 2 |
1585 | It seemed less complicated than the point system. | 1.3750 | 0.11753 | 24 | 16 | 7 | 1 |
1586 | I thought we agreed to use the guest room as the dungeon." | 1.3750 | 0.13205 | 24 | 17 | 5 | 2 |
1587 | Looks like my roommate is being a dick about the kitchen situation... | 1.3750 | 0.13205 | 24 | 17 | 5 | 2 |
1588 | Then he fired the nutritionist and hired a blacksmith... | 1.3750 | 0.12500 | 32 | 24 | 4 | 4 |
1589 | She really doesn’t want anyone touching her sourdough starter. | 1.3714 | 0.10113 | 35 | 24 | 9 | 2 |
1590 | Alexa, call Dominos | 1.3714 | 0.10913 | 35 | 25 | 7 | 3 |
1591 | I'm beginning to second-guess our decision to go with a subscription-based kitchen. | 1.3714 | 0.11657 | 35 | 26 | 5 | 4 |
1592 | We'll either catch three little ones or one big one with three legs. | 1.3714 | 0.10913 | 35 | 25 | 7 | 3 |
1593 | ...and then when he gets in: Empty! Everything we eat is delivered. | 1.3714 | 0.10913 | 35 | 25 | 7 | 3 |
1594 | Well at least we can still wash our hands | 1.3704 | 0.12111 | 27 | 19 | 6 | 2 |
1595 | Mhmm so take out? | 1.3704 | 0.13235 | 27 | 20 | 4 | 3 |
1596 | Please Mistress... I just want a bottled water 💦 | 1.3704 | 0.12111 | 27 | 19 | 6 | 2 |
1597 | Mom’s diet seems to be going well. | 1.3704 | 0.12111 | 27 | 19 | 6 | 2 |
1598 | All you had to do was write your name on what was yours | 1.3704 | 0.10871 | 27 | 18 | 8 | 1 |
1599 | Well, they did ask us to capture the essence of the outdoors in their new kitchen space. | 1.3704 | 0.12111 | 27 | 19 | 6 | 2 |
1600 | Think we can still rent it on Airbnb? | 1.3704 | 0.12111 | 27 | 19 | 6 | 2 |
1601 | It's not like we cook anyways... | 1.3704 | 0.10871 | 27 | 18 | 8 | 1 |
1602 | Wouldn’t it be easier to just ask the kids to help pay for their portion of the grocery bill? | 1.3704 | 0.13235 | 27 | 20 | 4 | 3 |
1603 | It’s open to interpretation. | 1.3704 | 0.12111 | 27 | 19 | 6 | 2 |
1604 | All this, and yet I forgot to delete my Uber Eats app | 1.3704 | 0.10871 | 27 | 18 | 8 | 1 |
1605 | I wonder if they’ll get the hint... | 1.3704 | 0.10871 | 27 | 18 | 8 | 1 |
1606 | Joey did say he doesn’t share food... | 1.3704 | 0.12111 | 27 | 19 | 6 | 2 |
1607 | so, what are we having for lunch? | 1.3704 | 0.12111 | 27 | 19 | 6 | 2 |
1608 | And you’re sure the sleepwalking is under control. | 1.3704 | 0.10871 | 27 | 18 | 8 | 1 |
1609 | Plenty of counter space though. | 1.3704 | 0.12111 | 27 | 19 | 6 | 2 |
1610 | So, no lasagna.... | 1.3704 | 0.13235 | 27 | 20 | 4 | 3 |
1611 | Where did you say you found this diet? | 1.3704 | 0.12111 | 27 | 19 | 6 | 2 |
1612 | I think it’s a message from your trainer | 1.3704 | 0.10871 | 27 | 18 | 8 | 1 |
1613 | I think freezing her credit card was not enough. | 1.3704 | 0.12111 | 27 | 19 | 6 | 2 |
1614 | Maybe we should have just done keto. | 1.3704 | 0.10871 | 27 | 18 | 8 | 1 |
1615 | This is not what I meant when I said, "Don't let me have carbs today." | 1.3704 | 0.10871 | 27 | 18 | 8 | 1 |
1616 | Call Dominos. | 1.3704 | 0.10871 | 27 | 18 | 8 | 1 |
1617 | When Mom said, "You're not touching that cake" I guess she really meant it. | 1.3704 | 0.10871 | 27 | 18 | 8 | 1 |
1618 | I see your lockdown diet is going well. | 1.3704 | 0.10871 | 27 | 18 | 8 | 1 |
1619 | It’s ok. I’m fine with takeout. | 1.3704 | 0.12111 | 27 | 19 | 6 | 2 |
1620 | Uber Eats and Grubhub are getting so aggressive. | 1.3704 | 0.10871 | 27 | 18 | 8 | 1 |
1621 | Either we've set up the perfect foil for our lack of self-control, or there's a darker side to intimacy that we need to explore." | 1.3704 | 0.12111 | 27 | 19 | 6 | 2 |
1622 | Don't like it either - with three teenage boys, we have no other option. | 1.3704 | 0.12111 | 27 | 19 | 6 | 2 |
1623 | So, I guess Mom is saying, "No more snacks." | 1.3704 | 0.12111 | 27 | 19 | 6 | 2 |
1624 | After trying paleo I decided to skip ahead to the Iron Age | 1.3704 | 0.12111 | 27 | 19 | 6 | 2 |
1625 | Or we could simply ask them to bring their own food. | 1.3704 | 0.12111 | 27 | 19 | 6 | 2 |
1626 | There has to be a better way to keep the kids from playing hide 'n seek in the fridge." | 1.3704 | 0.12111 | 27 | 19 | 6 | 2 |
1627 | The flow's still not right. | 1.3704 | 0.10871 | 27 | 18 | 8 | 1 |
1628 | I'm beginning to suspect our new flatmate isn't into food sharing. | 1.3704 | 0.13235 | 27 | 20 | 4 | 3 |
1629 | Well, you've tried everything else | 1.3704 | 0.12111 | 27 | 19 | 6 | 2 |
1630 | I think it's going to be a very, very late lunch... | 1.3704 | 0.09471 | 27 | 17 | 10 | 0 |
1631 | Why don’t we just order in again? | 1.3704 | 0.13235 | 27 | 20 | 4 | 3 |
1632 | Is this your answer to "do these pants make me look fat?" | 1.3704 | 0.09471 | 27 | 17 | 10 | 0 |
1633 | The oranges were shipped from Florida. | 1.3704 | 0.12111 | 27 | 19 | 6 | 2 |
1634 | On the one hand, we could die, but on the other... Pudding! | 1.3704 | 0.13235 | 27 | 20 | 4 | 3 |
1635 | I think your parents want you to start feeding yourself. | 1.3704 | 0.13235 | 27 | 20 | 4 | 3 |
1636 | Can we just cut bait and run? | 1.3704 | 0.13235 | 27 | 20 | 4 | 3 |
1637 | It's OK, I know a guy. | 1.3704 | 0.12111 | 27 | 19 | 6 | 2 |
1638 | I guess mom’s not cooking today. | 1.3704 | 0.10871 | 27 | 18 | 8 | 1 |
1639 | I'm pretty sure I said ant traps. | 1.3704 | 0.12111 | 27 | 19 | 6 | 2 |
1640 | Since I moved back, my parents have gotten, like, super weird. | 1.3704 | 0.13235 | 27 | 20 | 4 | 3 |
1641 | That reminds me ... isn't your sister coming over this weekend? | 1.3704 | 0.09471 | 27 | 17 | 10 | 0 |
1642 | I wasn’t hungry anyway. | 1.3704 | 0.12111 | 27 | 19 | 6 | 2 |
1643 | Wouldn't it be easier to join Jenny Craig? | 1.3704 | 0.12111 | 27 | 19 | 6 | 2 |
1644 | This might be a trap! | 1.3704 | 0.12111 | 27 | 19 | 6 | 2 |
1645 | I guess it starts today. | 1.3704 | 0.12111 | 27 | 19 | 6 | 2 |
1646 | Please tell me you have the key to the locks. | 1.3704 | 0.13235 | 27 | 20 | 4 | 3 |
1647 | Maybe it's time to order in ... | 1.3704 | 0.09471 | 27 | 17 | 10 | 0 |
1648 | Still not convinced that'll stop a teenager. | 1.3704 | 0.12111 | 27 | 19 | 6 | 2 |
1649 | You're serious about this diet, aren't you. | 1.3704 | 0.09471 | 27 | 17 | 10 | 0 |
1650 | But what do we do with our cage-free eggs? | 1.3704 | 0.12111 | 27 | 19 | 6 | 2 |
1651 | Looks like Jarred brought home the fancy goat cheese. | 1.3704 | 0.13235 | 27 | 20 | 4 | 3 |
1652 | You'ed think he wouldn't notice a missing apple. | 1.3704 | 0.12111 | 27 | 19 | 6 | 2 |
1653 | Pretty strict diet, huh babe? | 1.3704 | 0.13235 | 27 | 20 | 4 | 3 |
1654 | I don’t know. Chip and Joanna are using more polished steel in their kitchens. | 1.3704 | 0.10871 | 27 | 18 | 8 | 1 |
1655 | Are we sure this will fix my sleepwalking? | 1.3704 | 0.12111 | 27 | 19 | 6 | 2 |
1656 | What was it that Mom said, exactly? | 1.3704 | 0.13235 | 27 | 20 | 4 | 3 |
1657 | No thanks. I ate before I got here. | 1.3704 | 0.14271 | 27 | 21 | 2 | 4 |
1658 | In case you haven’t noticed, I’m on a diet. | 1.3704 | 0.09471 | 27 | 17 | 10 | 0 |
1659 | Is it fair to Granny though? I mean, her vision, right? | 1.3704 | 0.10871 | 27 | 18 | 8 | 1 |
1660 | Another excessive response to dieting. | 1.3704 | 0.12111 | 27 | 19 | 6 | 2 |
1661 | That takes care of our toilet paper shortage. | 1.3704 | 0.13235 | 27 | 20 | 4 | 3 |
1662 | All I'm saying we tried the same thing at work, and food still got stolen. | 1.3704 | 0.13235 | 27 | 20 | 4 | 3 |
1663 | What's our safe word? | 1.3684 | 0.11370 | 19 | 12 | 7 | 0 |
1664 | We still have to wait two more days before it's safe to eat the new groceries. | 1.3684 | 0.15692 | 19 | 14 | 3 | 2 |
1665 | I guess this means Mom's on another diet? | 1.3684 | 0.15692 | 19 | 14 | 3 | 2 |
1666 | How about we stop buying bacon instead | 1.3667 | 0.11227 | 30 | 21 | 7 | 2 |
1667 | I’m not sure this is what they meant by child locks. | 1.3667 | 0.11227 | 30 | 21 | 7 | 2 |
1668 | Does the ice maker still work? | 1.3667 | 0.10152 | 30 | 20 | 9 | 1 |
1669 | ...or you could just wear a mask. | 1.3667 | 0.11227 | 30 | 21 | 7 | 2 |
1670 | Now which one of us hides the key? | 1.3667 | 0.12208 | 30 | 22 | 5 | 3 |
1671 | ...and if he catches us with his food, we'll just say we didn't see any locks and stuff. | 1.3667 | 0.12208 | 30 | 22 | 5 | 3 |
1672 | I usually get takeout, it's so much easier than cooking at home. | 1.3667 | 0.12208 | 30 | 22 | 5 | 3 |
1673 | I dunno, I'm still thinking about that chocolate cake. | 1.3667 | 0.10152 | 30 | 20 | 9 | 1 |
1674 | Maybe the 5/2 would be simpler. | 1.3667 | 0.12208 | 30 | 22 | 5 | 3 |
1675 | Paleo diet? More like im-paleo diet." | 1.3667 | 0.11227 | 30 | 21 | 7 | 2 |
1676 | All those empty shelves at the grocery in March kinda freaked mom out. | 1.3667 | 0.12208 | 30 | 22 | 5 | 3 |
1677 | Think it's too much? | 1.3667 | 0.10152 | 30 | 20 | 9 | 1 |
1678 | I just think Weight Watchers is easier. | 1.3667 | 0.10152 | 30 | 20 | 9 | 1 |
1679 | Yeah, this should definitely increase my at-home work productivity. | 1.3667 | 0.11227 | 30 | 21 | 7 | 2 |
1680 | And you're certain the boxes said BABY proof? | 1.3667 | 0.11227 | 30 | 21 | 7 | 2 |
1681 | Don't kinkshame me, bitch. | 1.3667 | 0.13116 | 30 | 23 | 3 | 4 |
1682 | Think that will keep the cat out? | 1.3667 | 0.10152 | 30 | 20 | 9 | 1 |
1683 | We’re going to need a bigger nightlight. | 1.3636 | 0.14028 | 22 | 16 | 4 | 2 |
1684 | The diet starts today, honey. | 1.3636 | 0.14028 | 22 | 16 | 4 | 2 |
1685 | My roommate claims he only eats my food when he sleepwalks. This will wake him up. | 1.3636 | 0.14028 | 22 | 16 | 4 | 2 |
1686 | Just putting it on the top shelf wasn’t working anymore | 1.3636 | 0.10497 | 22 | 14 | 8 | 0 |
1687 | Should we do the living room next? | 1.3636 | 0.14028 | 22 | 16 | 4 | 2 |
1688 | Now we will catch that cookie monster! | 1.3636 | 0.14028 | 22 | 16 | 4 | 2 |
1689 | Our new diet plan. | 1.3636 | 0.12389 | 22 | 15 | 6 | 1 |
1690 | Cool. No more dishes! | 1.3636 | 0.10497 | 22 | 14 | 8 | 0 |
1691 | Dad’s taking his diet pretty seriously this time. | 1.3636 | 0.12389 | 22 | 15 | 6 | 1 |
1692 | We’ve been working on self control | 1.3636 | 0.12389 | 22 | 15 | 6 | 1 |
1693 | Phase 3, not bad | 1.3636 | 0.14028 | 22 | 16 | 4 | 2 |
1694 | Is this what you meant when you said gluten is dangerous? | 1.3636 | 0.10497 | 22 | 14 | 8 | 0 |
1695 | Yeaaah let’s get pizza | 1.3636 | 0.14028 | 22 | 16 | 4 | 2 |
1696 | I think I preferred her keto phase. | 1.3636 | 0.12389 | 22 | 15 | 6 | 1 |
1697 | But do they spark joy? | 1.3636 | 0.12389 | 22 | 15 | 6 | 1 |
1698 | Maybe we should have bought some groceries first | 1.3636 | 0.15494 | 22 | 17 | 2 | 3 |
1699 | You just *had* to take Dave's last beer... | 1.3636 | 0.14028 | 22 | 16 | 4 | 2 |
1700 | It’s called the Spanish Inquisition Diet. | 1.3636 | 0.14028 | 22 | 16 | 4 | 2 |
1701 | Ok,we agree,then. No more $600 Costco runs. | 1.3636 | 0.15494 | 22 | 17 | 2 | 3 |
1702 | Let's see Dad try to get my leftovers now. | 1.3636 | 0.12389 | 22 | 15 | 6 | 1 |
1703 | Wouldn't it be easier to just join Weight Watchers? | 1.3636 | 0.14028 | 22 | 16 | 4 | 2 |
1704 | Eat out? | 1.3636 | 0.12389 | 22 | 15 | 6 | 1 |
1705 | I can't believe what a restauranteur will do to get us to come back and eat inside again! | 1.3636 | 0.14028 | 22 | 16 | 4 | 2 |
1706 | I think we finally got the food under control. | 1.3636 | 0.10497 | 22 | 14 | 8 | 0 |
1707 | You want to order in tonight? | 1.3636 | 0.14028 | 22 | 16 | 4 | 2 |
1708 | I’m trying that new “Houdini Diet”... | 1.3636 | 0.12389 | 22 | 15 | 6 | 1 |
1709 | Today we start our diet for real. | 1.3636 | 0.12389 | 22 | 15 | 6 | 1 |
1710 | Do you think the ice cream will be able to break out, navigate the hazards, and find you in the bedroom? | 1.3636 | 0.14028 | 22 | 16 | 4 | 2 |
1711 | It's the Charles Addams diet. | 1.3636 | 0.12389 | 22 | 15 | 6 | 1 |
1712 | NOW will you do the dishes? | 1.3636 | 0.14028 | 22 | 16 | 4 | 2 |
1713 | It's my Zoom background for Weight Watchers. | 1.3636 | 0.14028 | 22 | 16 | 4 | 2 |
1714 | Is there any leftovers from the party in there? | 1.3636 | 0.12389 | 22 | 15 | 6 | 1 |
1715 | Hmm, you're right, I think a line of fire would really work right here | 1.3636 | 0.12389 | 22 | 15 | 6 | 1 |
1716 | Still haven't lost a single pound... | 1.3636 | 0.09553 | 33 | 22 | 10 | 1 |
1717 | ...or you can just ask your roommate "can you please not drink my beer?". | 1.3636 | 0.14028 | 22 | 16 | 4 | 2 |
1718 | It's my PPE for the Covid 5. | 1.3636 | 0.10497 | 22 | 14 | 8 | 0 |
1719 | Maybe we should have just joined a gym. | 1.3636 | 0.14028 | 22 | 16 | 4 | 2 |
1720 | It always looks better than it tastes, anyway. | 1.3636 | 0.10497 | 22 | 14 | 8 | 0 |
1721 | I also rigged our phones to explode if we order takeout. | 1.3636 | 0.12389 | 22 | 15 | 6 | 1 |
1722 | I don't think we can do anything more to lose the Covid 15 (lbs) | 1.3636 | 0.12389 | 22 | 15 | 6 | 1 |
1723 | It could be a diet, or it could be a reality TV show. | 1.3636 | 0.15494 | 22 | 17 | 2 | 3 |
1724 | I know the bears are bad this year, but couldn’t we have just barred the windows? | 1.3636 | 0.12389 | 22 | 15 | 6 | 1 |
1725 | Take out is still looking pretty good. | 1.3636 | 0.12389 | 22 | 15 | 6 | 1 |
1726 | Oh man, the expiration date on the sour cream suddenly seems important. | 1.3636 | 0.14028 | 22 | 16 | 4 | 2 |
1727 | I specifically said, "A moat. Where is the moat?" | 1.3636 | 0.15494 | 22 | 17 | 2 | 3 |
1728 | I thought it was called the Houdini diet because the pounds just vanish. | 1.3636 | 0.15494 | 22 | 17 | 2 | 3 |
1729 | Yes, our son is a teenager. How did you guess? | 1.3636 | 0.15494 | 22 | 17 | 2 | 3 |
1730 | If this doesn't get your brotber to move out, then we will. | 1.3636 | 0.14028 | 22 | 16 | 4 | 2 |
1731 | I guess we should have paid the extra fee for kitchen privileges. | 1.3636 | 0.14028 | 22 | 16 | 4 | 2 |
1732 | It's only until my brother leaves. | 1.3636 | 0.14028 | 22 | 16 | 4 | 2 |
1733 | It's on the market as is. | 1.3636 | 0.12389 | 22 | 15 | 6 | 1 |
1734 | Are you sure the president said this would stop the coronavirus? | 1.3636 | 0.14028 | 22 | 16 | 4 | 2 |
1735 | So no more midnight snacks. Got it. | 1.3636 | 0.10497 | 22 | 14 | 8 | 0 |
1736 | There, now carbs will be the least of our worries. | 1.3636 | 0.12389 | 22 | 15 | 6 | 1 |
1737 | ...OR we could just not buy the ice cream in the first place. | 1.3636 | 0.12389 | 22 | 15 | 6 | 1 |
1738 | Are you sure he has done an escape like this before? | 1.3636 | 0.12389 | 22 | 15 | 6 | 1 |
1739 | When they said the place was baby proofed, this isn't exactly what I had in mind. | 1.3636 | 0.12389 | 22 | 15 | 6 | 1 |
1740 | It still needs something... | 1.3636 | 0.12389 | 22 | 15 | 6 | 1 |
1741 | This should help us get rid of that COVID-19 pounds. | 1.3636 | 0.14028 | 22 | 16 | 4 | 2 |
1742 | Millie told me it's the first diet plan she's tried that really works. | 1.3636 | 0.12389 | 22 | 15 | 6 | 1 |
1743 | It's my mom's new BaitWatchers program. | 1.3636 | 0.14028 | 22 | 16 | 4 | 2 |
1744 | Unload the dishwasher”...I get it. | 1.3636 | 0.14028 | 22 | 16 | 4 | 2 |
1745 | Maybe we should have considered going keto first. | 1.3636 | 0.14028 | 22 | 16 | 4 | 2 |
1746 | I have gained weight during the shutdown, but this is extreme. | 1.3636 | 0.12389 | 22 | 15 | 6 | 1 |
1747 | We'll find out soon who is raiding the refrigerator at night. | 1.3636 | 0.12389 | 22 | 15 | 6 | 1 |
1748 | Damn, we really are bored. | 1.3636 | 0.14028 | 22 | 16 | 4 | 2 |
1749 | The previous tenant was on a very strict diet. | 1.3636 | 0.10497 | 22 | 14 | 8 | 0 |
1750 | It works great stopping Dad's snacking, it just gets a bit tricky at mealtime. | 1.3636 | 0.12389 | 22 | 15 | 6 | 1 |
1751 | You should see what she does with the TV remotes. | 1.3636 | 0.10497 | 33 | 23 | 8 | 2 |
1752 | I can’t understand how I still managed to gain two pounds this week. | 1.3636 | 0.14028 | 22 | 16 | 4 | 2 |
1753 | His nutritionist is also a blacksmith... | 1.3636 | 0.15494 | 22 | 17 | 2 | 3 |
1754 | I think we should go back to Keto; this new diet fad seems like overkill | 1.3600 | 0.12754 | 25 | 18 | 5 | 2 |
1755 | Well, the President said this is how you get rid of the corona virus | 1.3600 | 0.12754 | 25 | 18 | 5 | 2 |
1756 | Don't you think the Airbnb policies are getting a bit excessive these days? | 1.3600 | 0.12754 | 25 | 18 | 5 | 2 |
1757 | Having the kids home again has been different than I thought. | 1.3600 | 0.12754 | 25 | 18 | 5 | 2 |
1758 | I only ate ONE of his yogurts... | 1.3600 | 0.11372 | 25 | 17 | 7 | 1 |
1759 | It was this or self-hypnosis | 1.3600 | 0.14000 | 25 | 19 | 3 | 3 |
1760 | Is this what they meant by lockdown? | 1.3600 | 0.12754 | 25 | 18 | 5 | 2 |
1761 | Never did understand ikea furniture | 1.3600 | 0.12754 | 25 | 18 | 5 | 2 |
1762 | Ant season again, huh? | 1.3600 | 0.12754 | 25 | 18 | 5 | 2 |
1763 | You weren’t kidding when you said food costs an arm and a leg | 1.3600 | 0.12754 | 25 | 18 | 5 | 2 |
1764 | Wouldn't it have been easier to just wire his jaw shut? | 1.3600 | 0.14000 | 25 | 19 | 3 | 3 |
1765 | There's gotta be a trick to it. | 1.3600 | 0.12754 | 25 | 18 | 5 | 2 |
1766 | Does this place have wi-fi? | 1.3600 | 0.12754 | 25 | 18 | 5 | 2 |
1767 | Next time, let’s go to my place. | 1.3600 | 0.14000 | 25 | 19 | 3 | 3 |
1768 | Do you have an outside fridge? | 1.3600 | 0.11372 | 25 | 17 | 7 | 1 |
1769 | There will obviously be a night security guard as well | 1.3600 | 0.11372 | 25 | 17 | 7 | 1 |
1770 | All this to catch the Cookie Monster? | 1.3600 | 0.12754 | 25 | 18 | 5 | 2 |
1771 | I say we risk eating out. | 1.3600 | 0.11372 | 25 | 17 | 7 | 1 |
1772 | Maybe we should just wait for the vaccine. | 1.3600 | 0.14000 | 25 | 19 | 3 | 3 |
1773 | Clearly the homeowner has teenage boys. | 1.3600 | 0.09798 | 25 | 16 | 9 | 0 |
1774 | Your Klondike bars should be safe now! | 1.3600 | 0.11372 | 25 | 17 | 7 | 1 |
1775 | He's only four but he's very precocious | 1.3600 | 0.12754 | 25 | 18 | 5 | 2 |
1776 | I just wish the kitchen had more natural lighting. | 1.3600 | 0.12754 | 25 | 18 | 5 | 2 |
1777 | We should never have named the cat Houdini. | 1.3600 | 0.12754 | 25 | 18 | 5 | 2 |
1778 | So, there’s a chance that there’s ice cream in there? | 1.3600 | 0.11372 | 25 | 17 | 7 | 1 |
1779 | It’s a weight loss system that relies on negative reinforcement. | 1.3600 | 0.11372 | 25 | 17 | 7 | 1 |
1780 | I think I’ll be sticking to this diet | 1.3600 | 0.14000 | 25 | 19 | 3 | 3 |
1781 | I like my odds here over any restaurant. | 1.3600 | 0.12754 | 25 | 18 | 5 | 2 |
1782 | Yes, I WILL be a size two by our wedding day. | 1.3600 | 0.12754 | 25 | 18 | 5 | 2 |
1783 | Perfect, now that we’re safely away from the quinoa, kale and wheat germ, let’s order some pizza and wings. | 1.3600 | 0.12754 | 25 | 18 | 5 | 2 |
1784 | Is it that difficult to wait for the Jell-O to set? | 1.3600 | 0.14000 | 25 | 19 | 3 | 3 |
1785 | “Closing the back door could also keep out the bears.” | 1.3600 | 0.11372 | 25 | 17 | 7 | 1 |
1786 | Are you sure you're lactose intolerant? | 1.3600 | 0.12754 | 25 | 18 | 5 | 2 |
1787 | You could just try willpower. | 1.3600 | 0.12754 | 25 | 18 | 5 | 2 |
1788 | Are you sure it was Oprah? | 1.3600 | 0.12754 | 25 | 18 | 5 | 2 |
1789 | Don't you think we're taking this diet a bit too far? | 1.3600 | 0.12754 | 25 | 18 | 5 | 2 |
1790 | All this cause someone took your pudding cup. | 1.3600 | 0.14000 | 25 | 19 | 3 | 3 |
1791 | Ok here is your mid century modern kitchen—you guess the century—I’ll show you the bedrooms if you’d follow me. | 1.3600 | 0.14000 | 25 | 19 | 3 | 3 |
1792 | Remember when all we had to worry about was his rolling off the changing table? | 1.3600 | 0.12754 | 25 | 18 | 5 | 2 |
1793 | It'll go great with the new liquor cabinet. | 1.3600 | 0.12754 | 25 | 18 | 5 | 2 |
1794 | Should stop that midnight snacking. | 1.3600 | 0.12754 | 25 | 18 | 5 | 2 |
1795 | OK, I think we're ready. Go pick up the babysitter while I put the kids down. | 1.3600 | 0.12754 | 25 | 18 | 5 | 2 |
1796 | It didn’t work. Your friend Houdini just texted me from next door. | 1.3600 | 0.12754 | 25 | 18 | 5 | 2 |
1797 | This should work. I need a break after the last 9 1/2 weeks. | 1.3600 | 0.12754 | 25 | 18 | 5 | 2 |
1798 | My nutritionist did a home visit. | 1.3600 | 0.14000 | 25 | 19 | 3 | 3 |
1799 | The beauty of this kitchen is that the dishwasher is easy access | 1.3600 | 0.14000 | 25 | 19 | 3 | 3 |
1800 | How’s the diet going? | 1.3600 | 0.12754 | 25 | 18 | 5 | 2 |
1801 | It's the latest dining trend: 'harm to table.' | 1.3600 | 0.09798 | 25 | 16 | 9 | 0 |
1802 | The carbs will kill you. | 1.3600 | 0.14000 | 25 | 19 | 3 | 3 |
1803 | Good job. What say we go out for some ice cream | 1.3600 | 0.12754 | 25 | 18 | 5 | 2 |
1804 | Well ... my parents aren't thrilled that I'm moving back home. | 1.3600 | 0.14000 | 25 | 19 | 3 | 3 |
1805 | I don't think our new roommate wants us sharing his food. | 1.3600 | 0.12754 | 25 | 18 | 5 | 2 |
1806 | It looked bigger in the catalogue. | 1.3600 | 0.12754 | 25 | 18 | 5 | 2 |
1807 | Wouldn’t it be easier just not to buy ice cream in the first place? | 1.3600 | 0.14000 | 25 | 19 | 3 | 3 |
1808 | And you said this diet is completely safe, right? | 1.3600 | 0.11372 | 25 | 17 | 7 | 1 |
1809 | Wow! Mom must really be serious about this diet! | 1.3600 | 0.12754 | 25 | 18 | 5 | 2 |
1810 | And this is our kitchen. Try to ignore the mess... My roommate accidentally ordered her bridesmaid's dress in a European size. | 1.3600 | 0.12754 | 25 | 18 | 5 | 2 |
1811 | Maybe he's starting to take this keto diet a little too seriously. | 1.3600 | 0.12754 | 25 | 18 | 5 | 2 |
1812 | Wouldn’t you rather go out for dinner tonight? | 1.3600 | 0.14000 | 25 | 19 | 3 | 3 |
1813 | Now we’ll lose the weight for sure... | 1.3600 | 0.11372 | 25 | 17 | 7 | 1 |
1814 | I'm okay with the handcuffs, but this is no way! | 1.3600 | 0.14000 | 25 | 19 | 3 | 3 |
1815 | Okay, let's order pizza. | 1.3600 | 0.09798 | 25 | 16 | 9 | 0 |
1816 | This ought to stop the fridge from running” | 1.3600 | 0.11372 | 25 | 17 | 7 | 1 |
1817 | It was either this or assassinate Ben & Jerry. | 1.3600 | 0.12754 | 25 | 18 | 5 | 2 |
1818 | Yeah, I think my diet's going pretty well. | 1.3600 | 0.12754 | 25 | 18 | 5 | 2 |
1819 | So how much weight does your sister need to lose? | 1.3600 | 0.09798 | 25 | 16 | 9 | 0 |
1820 | Mom says the kitchen's closed. | 1.3600 | 0.14000 | 25 | 19 | 3 | 3 |
1821 | If you can grab the butter pecan in one motion I think you’ll narrowly avoid the bear traps. | 1.3600 | 0.09798 | 25 | 16 | 9 | 0 |
1822 | This diet is by far the most dangerous you've tried so far. | 1.3600 | 0.12754 | 25 | 18 | 5 | 2 |
1823 | Take out | 1.3571 | 0.10559 | 28 | 19 | 8 | 1 |
1824 | You're really gonna ask me to make you a sandwich? | 1.3571 | 0.10559 | 28 | 19 | 8 | 1 |
1825 | Maybe we should get take out. | 1.3571 | 0.11745 | 28 | 20 | 6 | 2 |
1826 | Food security for the Food Secure. | 1.3571 | 0.12822 | 28 | 21 | 4 | 3 |
1827 | You’re not in the office anymore honey, nobody is gonna steal your lunch | 1.3571 | 0.11745 | 28 | 20 | 6 | 2 |
1828 | Can we just go back to diet pills? | 1.3571 | 0.12822 | 28 | 21 | 4 | 3 |
1829 | I know it's a lockdown but damn! | 1.3571 | 0.12822 | 28 | 21 | 4 | 3 |
1830 | Besides loosing his excess weight, young Houdini was taught by his parents the craft that served him for a lifetime. | 1.3571 | 0.11745 | 28 | 20 | 6 | 2 |
1831 | It’s called intermittent fasting. We do this every Tuesday. | 1.3571 | 0.10559 | 28 | 19 | 8 | 1 |
1832 | The kids complained of boredom, so we told them to get creative... | 1.3571 | 0.11745 | 28 | 20 | 6 | 2 |
1833 | Ha! That's the last time Eric is stealing my Ben & Jerry's | 1.3571 | 0.12822 | 28 | 21 | 4 | 3 |
1834 | Say what you will, but this setup kept our toilet paper supply safe. | 1.3571 | 0.12822 | 28 | 21 | 4 | 3 |
1835 | Um, "who stole the cookies from the cookie jar" was only a rhetorical question. | 1.3571 | 0.11745 | 28 | 20 | 6 | 2 |
1836 | I'm thinking that new Carnivore Diet isn't what we thought we signed up for. | 1.3571 | 0.10559 | 28 | 19 | 8 | 1 |
1837 | You left the wine rack out of this...right? | 1.3571 | 0.10559 | 28 | 19 | 8 | 1 |
1838 | For the last time Larry, that’s not what they meant with lockdown. | 1.3571 | 0.11745 | 28 | 20 | 6 | 2 |
1839 | It seems that Dad has gotten serious about us not eating his leftover Chicken Parm. | 1.3571 | 0.12822 | 28 | 21 | 4 | 3 |
1840 | how much do you think the government will pay us for a real life cookie monster? | 1.3571 | 0.11745 | 28 | 20 | 6 | 2 |
1841 | What will we do with the kids once we've caught them? | 1.3571 | 0.11745 | 28 | 20 | 6 | 2 |
1842 | Soooo...stop drinking straight from the milk carton is what you’re suggesting? | 1.3571 | 0.10559 | 28 | 19 | 8 | 1 |
1843 | Okay, so we're food secure--now what? | 1.3571 | 0.11745 | 28 | 20 | 6 | 2 |
1844 | The push to reopen restaurants is entering a new phase. | 1.3571 | 0.12822 | 28 | 21 | 4 | 3 |
1845 | It may be a little overkill to lose a few pounds. | 1.3571 | 0.09221 | 28 | 18 | 10 | 0 |
1846 | It’s my new performance art piece. How do you like it? | 1.3571 | 0.13815 | 28 | 22 | 2 | 4 |
1847 | Impressive, but putting the keys inside the fridge was the real stroke of genius. | 1.3571 | 0.10559 | 28 | 19 | 8 | 1 |
1848 | Baby, sometimes it feels like moving in together...might be a trap | 1.3571 | 0.12822 | 28 | 21 | 4 | 3 |
1849 | So, this half of the apartment will be mine... | 1.3571 | 0.11745 | 28 | 20 | 6 | 2 |
1850 | Fasting is way easier than I thought it would be. | 1.3571 | 0.11745 | 28 | 20 | 6 | 2 |
1851 | But the kids love whack-a-mole! | 1.3571 | 0.10559 | 28 | 19 | 8 | 1 |
1852 | No, it’s actually the scars-dale diet. | 1.3571 | 0.10559 | 28 | 19 | 8 | 1 |
1853 | Primitive, yet elegant in its functionality | 1.3571 | 0.12822 | 28 | 21 | 4 | 3 |
1854 | It’s considered a post pandemic modern art era masterpiece. | 1.3571 | 0.12822 | 28 | 21 | 4 | 3 |
1855 | I miss the Atkins Diet. | 1.3571 | 0.12822 | 28 | 21 | 4 | 3 |
1856 | You pretty sure this is Phase 3 according to Weight Watchers? | 1.3571 | 0.12822 | 28 | 21 | 4 | 3 |
1857 | If I was a set of keys, where would I be? | 1.3571 | 0.10559 | 28 | 19 | 8 | 1 |
1858 | One more raccoon and we're outta here | 1.3571 | 0.10559 | 28 | 19 | 8 | 1 |
1859 | We should have made dinner first. | 1.3571 | 0.12822 | 28 | 21 | 4 | 3 |
1860 | I thought we'd have bagels and locks. | 1.3571 | 0.09221 | 28 | 18 | 10 | 0 |
1861 | If you really think you trapped the virus, you should at least get confirmation from Fauci. | 1.3571 | 0.11745 | 28 | 20 | 6 | 2 |
1862 | You think the kids have had it with sheltering in place | 1.3571 | 0.10559 | 28 | 19 | 8 | 1 |
1863 | See, I told you not to eat Dad's special yogurt." | 1.3571 | 0.11745 | 28 | 20 | 6 | 2 |
1864 | Do you think our son will get the hint and leave home? | 1.3571 | 0.12822 | 28 | 21 | 4 | 3 |
1865 | The pest control guy said we had what? | 1.3571 | 0.12822 | 28 | 21 | 4 | 3 |
1866 | ... And we left the keys inside. | 1.3571 | 0.12822 | 28 | 21 | 4 | 3 |
1867 | We’re ready if PaPa Bear returns | 1.3571 | 0.11745 | 28 | 20 | 6 | 2 |
1868 | I appreciate you want to keep from snacking, but what are you going to do about dinner? | 1.3571 | 0.11745 | 28 | 20 | 6 | 2 |
1869 | Your mother was serious about not touching her brisket! | 1.3571 | 0.10559 | 28 | 19 | 8 | 1 |
1870 | Now can we have sex? | 1.3571 | 0.12822 | 28 | 21 | 4 | 3 |
1871 | So let me guess . . . you really want takeout. | 1.3571 | 0.11745 | 28 | 20 | 6 | 2 |
1872 | This feels like a "white people" problem. | 1.3571 | 0.12822 | 28 | 21 | 4 | 3 |
1873 | And this is all just to catch a mouse? | 1.3571 | 0.12822 | 28 | 21 | 4 | 3 |
1874 | Do you think it's easier to maybe just stop taking Ambien? | 1.3571 | 0.11745 | 28 | 20 | 6 | 2 |
1875 | You said the same thing about the new dishwasher. | 1.3571 | 0.12822 | 28 | 21 | 4 | 3 |
1876 | Who knew the cockroaches would go on the offensive? | 1.3571 | 0.11745 | 28 | 20 | 6 | 2 |
1877 | I've lost five pounds so far on the medieval diet plan | 1.3571 | 0.11745 | 28 | 20 | 6 | 2 |
1878 | I guess Mom thinks this will work better than a restraining order." | 1.3571 | 0.12822 | 28 | 21 | 4 | 3 |
1879 | Could we go back to counting calories? | 1.3571 | 0.11745 | 28 | 20 | 6 | 2 |
1880 | It's working. We've lost 63 pounds between us. | 1.3571 | 0.11745 | 28 | 20 | 6 | 2 |
1881 | Get in fast, grab the kale, grab the bacon, and you can name our next son after your father. | 1.3571 | 0.11745 | 28 | 20 | 6 | 2 |
1882 | They said they found a unique way to solve their mouse problem. | 1.3571 | 0.10559 | 28 | 19 | 8 | 1 |
1883 | Wait, did you say Impaleo Diet? | 1.3571 | 0.11745 | 28 | 20 | 6 | 2 |
1884 | Next time, we’ll just fill the fridge with fruits and vegetables. | 1.3571 | 0.12822 | 28 | 21 | 4 | 3 |
1885 | I guess it’s safe to invite the weight watcher group over | 1.3571 | 0.10559 | 28 | 19 | 8 | 1 |
1886 | I'm going to go ahead and guess that you took the last fudge pop. | 1.3571 | 0.12822 | 28 | 21 | 4 | 3 |
1887 | How does Goldilocks determine which trap is....Just Right....? | 1.3571 | 0.12822 | 28 | 21 | 4 | 3 |
1888 | Well that’s one way to stop a refrigerator from running | 1.3571 | 0.13815 | 28 | 22 | 2 | 4 |
1889 | Maybe now our kids won’t eat us out of house and home! | 1.3571 | 0.10559 | 28 | 19 | 8 | 1 |
1890 | This should keep us from eating our anxiety during lockdown. | 1.3571 | 0.12822 | 28 | 21 | 4 | 3 |
1891 | All the classic trappings of Stock Home Syndrome.” | 1.3571 | 0.10559 | 28 | 19 | 8 | 1 |
1892 | I bet there's nothing to eat here anyway. | 1.3571 | 0.11745 | 28 | 20 | 6 | 2 |
1893 | It's a closed kitchen concept. | 1.3571 | 0.10559 | 28 | 19 | 8 | 1 |
1894 | John, the twins are 8; it’ll take them less than 10 minutes to figure it out! | 1.3571 | 0.12822 | 28 | 21 | 4 | 3 |
1895 | Mom's never liked anyone else messing around in her kitchen. | 1.3571 | 0.10559 | 28 | 19 | 8 | 1 |
1896 | Okay, I'm fine with tap water for now. | 1.3571 | 0.12822 | 28 | 21 | 4 | 3 |
1897 | You're taking this diet too serious! | 1.3571 | 0.11745 | 28 | 20 | 6 | 2 |
1898 | This is the shared kitchen. Very safe - You'll notice the hand sanitizer by the sink. | 1.3571 | 0.10559 | 28 | 19 | 8 | 1 |
1899 | At least it isn't passive-aggressive | 1.3571 | 0.11745 | 28 | 20 | 6 | 2 |
1900 | ‘you know this won’t stop me drinking before midday, you realise that right?’ | 1.3548 | 0.12741 | 31 | 24 | 3 | 4 |
1901 | Wait until you see what’s in there. | 1.3548 | 0.10923 | 31 | 22 | 7 | 2 |
1902 | Maybe we shouldn't have told Timmy that we're the ones eating his ice cream... | 1.3548 | 0.12741 | 31 | 24 | 3 | 4 |
1903 | You typed "AirDnD," didn't you? | 1.3548 | 0.11867 | 31 | 23 | 5 | 3 |
1904 | So I read about this diet in North Korea Today ... | 1.3548 | 0.10923 | 31 | 22 | 7 | 2 |
1905 | There were footprints in the butter again this morning. | 1.3548 | 0.09890 | 31 | 21 | 9 | 1 |
1906 | Maybe we should rethink this Medival diet thing. | 1.3548 | 0.10923 | 31 | 22 | 7 | 2 |
1907 | What did you say the name of this diet was? | 1.3548 | 0.11867 | 31 | 23 | 5 | 3 |
1908 | I guess we'll find out which one of us is cheating on our diet... | 1.3548 | 0.10923 | 31 | 22 | 7 | 2 |
1909 | Paleo diet was a bust for me, but Medieval is working great. | 1.3529 | 0.14706 | 17 | 12 | 4 | 1 |
1910 | We’ve survived worst | 1.3500 | 0.15000 | 20 | 15 | 3 | 2 |
1911 | And I locked the keys inside! You can never be too careful. | 1.3500 | 0.13129 | 20 | 14 | 5 | 1 |
1912 | Brilliant diet idea, but you realize this plan will be undermined by Uber eats. | 1.3500 | 0.15000 | 20 | 15 | 3 | 2 |
1913 | This should keep the virus out, and we'll just order take-out delivery any time we want. | 1.3500 | 0.15000 | 20 | 15 | 3 | 2 |
1914 | Sorry, my mom has the house on the market. | 1.3500 | 0.13129 | 20 | 14 | 5 | 1 |
1915 | That oughta keep the virus out! | 1.3500 | 0.13129 | 20 | 14 | 5 | 1 |
1916 | I feel like AA would have more effective...and less dangerous. | 1.3500 | 0.13129 | 20 | 14 | 5 | 1 |
1917 | Well, I don't know. Covid is pretty sneaky. | 1.3500 | 0.13129 | 20 | 14 | 5 | 1 |
1918 | That's fine, but what've you got planned for Grubhub? | 1.3500 | 0.15000 | 20 | 15 | 3 | 2 |
1919 | This new diet gives us back that hour-a-day that we spend opening the fridge and peeking through its contents | 1.3478 | 0.14889 | 23 | 18 | 2 | 3 |
1920 | It seemed like a good idea when I wasn't hungry | 1.3478 | 0.11943 | 23 | 16 | 6 | 1 |
1921 | I call it ‘Fort Lox’”.. | 1.3478 | 0.14889 | 23 | 18 | 2 | 3 |
1922 | The French doors are a nice touch, but lack of counter space is a deal breaker for me | 1.3478 | 0.11943 | 23 | 16 | 6 | 1 |
1923 | Bill gets out of intensive care tomorrow. I told him that pint of ice cream wasn't worth it. | 1.3478 | 0.13497 | 23 | 17 | 4 | 2 |
1924 | Sure, help yourself with whatever’s in the fridge | 1.3478 | 0.13497 | 23 | 17 | 4 | 2 |
1925 | Gotta stop eating... I’ve already gained the “COVID-19” pounds | 1.3478 | 0.14889 | 23 | 18 | 2 | 3 |
1926 | Let’s eat first then we’ll figure it out | 1.3478 | 0.11943 | 23 | 16 | 6 | 1 |
1927 | Whose turn is it? | 1.3478 | 0.11943 | 23 | 16 | 6 | 1 |
1928 | I think I preferred the dieting app. | 1.3478 | 0.11943 | 23 | 16 | 6 | 1 |
1929 | . "For an opened bottle of Pinot Grigio and a ham sandwich, ask yourself, is it worth the risk?" | 1.3478 | 0.11943 | 23 | 16 | 6 | 1 |
1930 | Don’t worry, I put the chocolate in the garage. | 1.3478 | 0.11943 | 23 | 16 | 6 | 1 |
1931 | So anyway, I just ordered some chocolate cake for delivery. | 1.3478 | 0.13497 | 23 | 17 | 4 | 2 |
1932 | So you said you heard a squeak... | 1.3478 | 0.11943 | 23 | 16 | 6 | 1 |
1933 | These TikTok challenges are getting out of hand | 1.3478 | 0.11943 | 23 | 16 | 6 | 1 |
1934 | I think this time breaking the Diet will be really painful | 1.3478 | 0.11943 | 23 | 16 | 6 | 1 |
1935 | I said mid-century modern not medieval modern. | 1.3478 | 0.11943 | 23 | 16 | 6 | 1 |
1936 | Babe, the groceries are still in the car. | 1.3478 | 0.13497 | 23 | 17 | 4 | 2 |
1937 | I can't remember where we put the toilet paper. | 1.3478 | 0.11943 | 23 | 16 | 6 | 1 |
1938 | We would've ended up ordering takeout anyway. | 1.3478 | 0.11943 | 23 | 16 | 6 | 1 |
1939 | Yeah, but what about when we want something? | 1.3478 | 0.10154 | 23 | 15 | 8 | 0 |
1940 | Personally, I prefer an open plan kitchen. | 1.3478 | 0.13497 | 23 | 17 | 4 | 2 |
1941 | He was dead serious when he said room and no board | 1.3478 | 0.11943 | 23 | 16 | 6 | 1 |
1942 | Your new Weight Watchers sponsor is impressively proactive. | 1.3478 | 0.10154 | 23 | 15 | 8 | 0 |
1943 | The realtor did say the previous owners had a pretty big rat problem. | 1.3478 | 0.11943 | 23 | 16 | 6 | 1 |
1944 | Well, now I'm really hungry! | 1.3478 | 0.11943 | 23 | 16 | 6 | 1 |
1945 | But if it doesn’t work I’m ready to give Noom a try. | 1.3478 | 0.13497 | 23 | 17 | 4 | 2 |
1946 | Didn't they tell us we have complete run of the house? | 1.3478 | 0.10154 | 23 | 15 | 8 | 0 |
1947 | All stainless appliances and traps. Very nice. | 1.3478 | 0.13497 | 23 | 17 | 4 | 2 |
1948 | What more does she want?! I’ve apologized twice already for finishing her Häagen-Dazs... | 1.3478 | 0.11943 | 23 | 16 | 6 | 1 |
1949 | W!ow! Weight Watchers isn't kidding around with their new 'Extreme' version | 1.3478 | 0.11943 | 23 | 16 | 6 | 1 |
1950 | We deserve a reward for all this work. Let's have GrubHub send us over a couple of hot fudge sundaes. | 1.3478 | 0.13497 | 23 | 17 | 4 | 2 |
1951 | So you don’t remember where you left the keys... | 1.3478 | 0.14889 | 23 | 18 | 2 | 3 |
1952 | Well, she did say we could help ourselves to anything in the fridge. | 1.3478 | 0.13497 | 23 | 17 | 4 | 2 |
1953 | Mom's still on strike I see | 1.3478 | 0.11943 | 23 | 16 | 6 | 1 |
1954 | Guess we should've asked Airbnb if kitchen privileges are included. | 1.3478 | 0.13497 | 23 | 17 | 4 | 2 |
1955 | Hmmm...whatever is inside must be worth the risk. | 1.3478 | 0.11943 | 23 | 16 | 6 | 1 |
1956 | Can't you just put your name on your stuff like everybody else? | 1.3478 | 0.10154 | 23 | 15 | 8 | 0 |
1957 | We forgot to turn off the ice maker! | 1.3478 | 0.11943 | 23 | 16 | 6 | 1 |
1958 | I just wish you'd said you wanted a sandwich first. | 1.3478 | 0.11943 | 23 | 16 | 6 | 1 |
1959 | Or you could just try weening yourself off of the Ambien | 1.3478 | 0.13497 | 23 | 17 | 4 | 2 |
1960 | Shall we try it? | 1.3478 | 0.13497 | 23 | 17 | 4 | 2 |
1961 | This should take care of the sleepwalking problem. | 1.3478 | 0.11943 | 23 | 16 | 6 | 1 |
1962 | No more dishes to wash. | 1.3478 | 0.14889 | 23 | 18 | 2 | 3 |
1963 | I guess Weight Watchers is no longer using the point system... | 1.3478 | 0.11943 | 23 | 16 | 6 | 1 |
1964 | Alright, I'll order take-out. | 1.3478 | 0.11943 | 23 | 16 | 6 | 1 |
1965 | Or, we could order some take-out. | 1.3478 | 0.11943 | 23 | 16 | 6 | 1 |
1966 | You need bait ! | 1.3478 | 0.13497 | 23 | 17 | 4 | 2 |
1967 | American Journal of Health Behavior, volume 38, page 871. | 1.3478 | 0.14889 | 23 | 18 | 2 | 3 |
1968 | I think I've found something I won't do for a Klondike Bar. | 1.3478 | 0.11943 | 23 | 16 | 6 | 1 |
1969 | Mom does NOT want us snacking before dinner. | 1.3478 | 0.11943 | 23 | 16 | 6 | 1 |
1970 | So this is why Tommy laughed when I told him "kitchen's closed." | 1.3478 | 0.11943 | 23 | 16 | 6 | 1 |
1971 | It was this or self acceptance. | 1.3478 | 0.11943 | 23 | 16 | 6 | 1 |
1972 | I think we should stop binge-watching Game of Thrones for a couple of weeks. | 1.3478 | 0.11943 | 23 | 16 | 6 | 1 |
1973 | Just until I break in the new babysitter. | 1.3478 | 0.10154 | 23 | 15 | 8 | 0 |
1974 | You know how your father likes a midnight snack. | 1.3478 | 0.11943 | 23 | 16 | 6 | 1 |
1975 | I see your taking this latest diet really seriously" | 1.3478 | 0.10154 | 23 | 15 | 8 | 0 |
1976 | I'm glad I keep my beer in the garage fridge. | 1.3478 | 0.11943 | 23 | 16 | 6 | 1 |
1977 | So, exactly what did your doctor say about calories?" | 1.3478 | 0.13497 | 23 | 17 | 4 | 2 |
1978 | Broccoli, turnips, jicama, rutabaga, they're all in there. All of them! Now we're safe. | 1.3478 | 0.11943 | 23 | 16 | 6 | 1 |
1979 | There. That should keep us away from that nasty orzo and kale. | 1.3478 | 0.11943 | 23 | 16 | 6 | 1 |
1980 | Well, it's definitely babyproofed | 1.3478 | 0.11943 | 23 | 16 | 6 | 1 |
1981 | I wonder what Dad is really saying. | 1.3478 | 0.11943 | 23 | 16 | 6 | 1 |
1982 | Either way you're losing twenty pounds | 1.3478 | 0.11943 | 23 | 16 | 6 | 1 |
1983 | I guess my mom knows we’re stoned | 1.3478 | 0.11943 | 23 | 16 | 6 | 1 |
1984 | Still, there must be a way. | 1.3478 | 0.10154 | 23 | 15 | 8 | 0 |
1985 | You're the one who said you wanted to lose weight. | 1.3478 | 0.10154 | 23 | 15 | 8 | 0 |
1986 | It's the new survival diet ... how hungry are you? | 1.3478 | 0.11943 | 23 | 16 | 6 | 1 |
1987 | And then she brought home a sourdough starter, so... | 1.3478 | 0.13497 | 23 | 17 | 4 | 2 |
1988 | What’s the Safe Word again ? | 1.3478 | 0.13497 | 23 | 17 | 4 | 2 |
1989 | Must be some really good food in there. | 1.3478 | 0.11943 | 23 | 16 | 6 | 1 |
1990 | So where do you think the host left our welcome basket?" | 1.3478 | 0.11943 | 23 | 16 | 6 | 1 |
1991 | So, who needs will power? | 1.3478 | 0.11943 | 23 | 16 | 6 | 1 |
1992 | The good news is we can still order delivery. | 1.3478 | 0.13497 | 23 | 17 | 4 | 2 |
1993 | I'll call Grubhub. | 1.3478 | 0.11943 | 23 | 16 | 6 | 1 |
1994 | It's called Bait Watchers. | 1.3478 | 0.10154 | 23 | 15 | 8 | 0 |
1995 | I've already lost fifteen pounds and three roommates. | 1.3478 | 0.13497 | 23 | 17 | 4 | 2 |
1996 | You are sure this would outsmart the squirrels. | 1.3478 | 0.13497 | 23 | 17 | 4 | 2 |
1997 | I thought you meant a sex dungeon. | 1.3462 | 0.13522 | 26 | 20 | 3 | 3 |
1998 | I guess we'll be cooking remotely tonight | 1.3462 | 0.12332 | 26 | 19 | 5 | 2 |
1999 | It’s only temporary until the kids go back to school | 1.3462 | 0.11014 | 26 | 18 | 7 | 1 |
2000 | I'm not hungry, I'm not hungry, I'm not hungry | 1.3462 | 0.09515 | 26 | 17 | 9 | 0 |
2001 | Are you sure you deleted all the delivery apps from your phone? | 1.3462 | 0.11014 | 26 | 18 | 7 | 1 |
2002 | I’m not hungry right now...We’ll have to smoke to really see how effective it is. | 1.3462 | 0.11014 | 26 | 18 | 7 | 1 |
2003 | That mouse doesn’t stand a chance. | 1.3462 | 0.12332 | 26 | 19 | 5 | 2 |
2004 | we could just try wearing masks. | 1.3462 | 0.12332 | 26 | 19 | 5 | 2 |
2005 | Well, the fasting part is covered. The intermittent bit still needs work” | 1.3462 | 0.12332 | 26 | 19 | 5 | 2 |
2006 | Are you also thinking we need more bear traps? | 1.3462 | 0.11014 | 26 | 18 | 7 | 1 |
2007 | So tell me again why you pay for Weight Watchers? | 1.3462 | 0.11014 | 26 | 18 | 7 | 1 |
2008 | Maybe we should try Weight Watchers first. | 1.3462 | 0.11014 | 26 | 18 | 7 | 1 |
2009 | Stores are pretty well stocked now. Maybe it’s time to ease up on the pandemic rationing? | 1.3462 | 0.12332 | 26 | 19 | 5 | 2 |
2010 | We could've just joined a gym. | 1.3462 | 0.12332 | 26 | 19 | 5 | 2 |
2011 | I remember the third drink, but nothing after that... | 1.3462 | 0.12332 | 26 | 19 | 5 | 2 |
2012 | ...and we won't let him out until after the election. | 1.3462 | 0.13522 | 26 | 20 | 3 | 3 |
2013 | These Airbnb owners' closets are getting ridiculous. | 1.3462 | 0.14615 | 26 | 21 | 1 | 4 |
2014 | I think you should consider letting him eat the yogurt | 1.3462 | 0.11014 | 26 | 18 | 7 | 1 |
2015 | Somehow, it just doesn't work for me. | 1.3462 | 0.12332 | 26 | 19 | 5 | 2 |
2016 | Looks like she’s on the Lock and Key-to Diet. | 1.3462 | 0.12332 | 26 | 19 | 5 | 2 |
2017 | Are you sure you got the childproofing kit? | 1.3462 | 0.13522 | 26 | 20 | 3 | 3 |
2018 | Maybe we should have checked to see what we did have access too on the Airb&b site ? | 1.3462 | 0.12332 | 26 | 19 | 5 | 2 |
2019 | Yup. It's baby proofed alright. | 1.3462 | 0.14615 | 26 | 21 | 1 | 4 |
2020 | What do you say we order a pizza, and a 6-pack? | 1.3462 | 0.12332 | 26 | 19 | 5 | 2 |
2021 | You're really putting the "die" in dieting. | 1.3462 | 0.12332 | 26 | 19 | 5 | 2 |
2022 | We warned the kids, no returning to the nest. | 1.3462 | 0.11014 | 26 | 18 | 7 | 1 |
2023 | This doesn't look right. Can we double check the recipe? | 1.3462 | 0.13522 | 26 | 20 | 3 | 3 |
2024 | Babyproofing is going well, I think. | 1.3462 | 0.13522 | 26 | 20 | 3 | 3 |
2025 | How about we just call for a pizza? | 1.3462 | 0.12332 | 26 | 19 | 5 | 2 |
2026 | Ambitious. But I doubt it will work. | 1.3462 | 0.11014 | 26 | 18 | 7 | 1 |
2027 | Should we also secure the toilet paper? | 1.3462 | 0.13522 | 26 | 20 | 3 | 3 |
2028 | Alright, Houdini fridge - wow us! | 1.3462 | 0.11014 | 26 | 18 | 7 | 1 |
2029 | My mom takes dieting very seriously. | 1.3462 | 0.11014 | 26 | 18 | 7 | 1 |
2030 | you know maybe its just not enough. | 1.3462 | 0.11014 | 26 | 18 | 7 | 1 |
2031 | I think Mom decided we were going out for dinner | 1.3462 | 0.12332 | 26 | 19 | 5 | 2 |
2032 | So, this was Houdini's kitchen. | 1.3462 | 0.11014 | 26 | 18 | 7 | 1 |
2033 | It's called 'The Live Thin or Die-t' | 1.3462 | 0.11014 | 26 | 18 | 7 | 1 |
2034 | I don’t think I need this much iron... | 1.3462 | 0.13522 | 26 | 20 | 3 | 3 |
2035 | Nobody expected the Spanish Inquisition! | 1.3462 | 0.13522 | 26 | 20 | 3 | 3 |
2036 | Yeah, there really are no cheat days on this new diet | 1.3462 | 0.13522 | 26 | 20 | 3 | 3 |
2037 | Actually I'm not that hungry any more. | 1.3462 | 0.11014 | 26 | 18 | 7 | 1 |
2038 | It’s called the Tower of London diet. So far, I lost 11 pounds and 6 pints of blood. | 1.3462 | 0.11014 | 26 | 18 | 7 | 1 |
2039 | I wouldn't say over the top. Maybe over kill? | 1.3462 | 0.09515 | 26 | 17 | 9 | 0 |
2040 | I bet there is cake in there! | 1.3462 | 0.11014 | 26 | 18 | 7 | 1 |
2041 | I guess "Mi Casa es Su Casa" overlooked the kitchen. | 1.3462 | 0.11014 | 26 | 18 | 7 | 1 |
2042 | Definitely a fixer-upper. | 1.3462 | 0.13522 | 26 | 20 | 3 | 3 |
2043 | That's one hell of a diet plan. | 1.3462 | 0.12332 | 26 | 19 | 5 | 2 |
2044 | I was under the impression we were just cutting out sugar. | 1.3462 | 0.09515 | 26 | 17 | 9 | 0 |
2045 | It’s the new inquisition diet,Sarah says its worked wonders for her! | 1.3462 | 0.09515 | 26 | 17 | 9 | 0 |
2046 | Voting in Kentucky gets harder every day. | 1.3462 | 0.13522 | 26 | 20 | 3 | 3 |
2047 | Open Houses used to be a lot more fun. | 1.3462 | 0.12332 | 26 | 19 | 5 | 2 |
2048 | This isn’t quite what I had in mind when I said “snack attack.” | 1.3448 | 0.11399 | 29 | 21 | 6 | 2 |
2049 | Honey, I don't see the point of having a beach body if we can't go to the beach... | 1.3448 | 0.12433 | 29 | 22 | 4 | 3 |
2050 | Ok... I think we’re just about ready for your mother’s visit!!! . | 1.3448 | 0.12433 | 29 | 22 | 4 | 3 |
2051 | So you think you left the keys in the fridge? | 1.3448 | 0.12433 | 29 | 22 | 4 | 3 |
2052 | Wait, I’m looking at these instructions again and I think we were supposed to install the IKEA security system OUTSIDE of the house. That makes more sense now that I’m looking at it. | 1.3448 | 0.11399 | 29 | 21 | 6 | 2 |
2053 | Feels like getting an exterminator would have been easier. | 1.3448 | 0.11399 | 29 | 21 | 6 | 2 |
2054 | It looks like we will be forced to go out and help boost the economy. | 1.3448 | 0.10262 | 29 | 20 | 8 | 1 |
2055 | Now what I want to know is where the bear put the key. | 1.3448 | 0.13387 | 29 | 23 | 2 | 4 |
2056 | It's a little unconventional, but Karen swears this diet has a 95% success rate. | 1.3448 | 0.11399 | 29 | 21 | 6 | 2 |
2057 | We need to find a more elegant solution to stem our late night snack addiction. | 1.3448 | 0.10262 | 29 | 20 | 8 | 1 |
2058 | Do you think a moat would be too much? | 1.3448 | 0.12433 | 29 | 22 | 4 | 3 |
2059 | Seems like its on us, as the New Yorker can't afford a funny caption writer anymore ... | 1.3448 | 0.11399 | 29 | 21 | 6 | 2 |
2060 | I really don’t trust myself anymore... | 1.3448 | 0.10262 | 29 | 20 | 8 | 1 |
2061 | 2020... seems safe | 1.3448 | 0.10262 | 29 | 20 | 8 | 1 |
2062 | If this doesn’t help us stop snacking I don’t know what will. | 1.3448 | 0.11399 | 29 | 21 | 6 | 2 |
2063 | I think we misjudged the size of the virus. | 1.3448 | 0.12433 | 29 | 22 | 4 | 3 |
2064 | I think the spikes and bear traps should switch to set to emphasize the chaotic despair of the chains. | 1.3448 | 0.10262 | 29 | 20 | 8 | 1 |
2065 | Well, honey, if this doesn't keep up from overeating during the lock down, nothing will! | 1.3448 | 0.10262 | 29 | 20 | 8 | 1 |
2066 | Hmmm. All he has to do is walk around the spikes, tiptoe around the bear traps and then unlock the refrigerator. Voila! The Haagen Dazs is his! | 1.3448 | 0.10262 | 29 | 20 | 8 | 1 |
2067 | And do you think we should wear leather? | 1.3448 | 0.11399 | 29 | 21 | 6 | 2 |
2068 | Well, maybe that'll slow me down. | 1.3448 | 0.11399 | 29 | 21 | 6 | 2 |
2069 | Weight Watchers has improved their incentives. | 1.3448 | 0.12433 | 29 | 22 | 4 | 3 |
2070 | I call the diet 'Paleo meets Inquisition.' | 1.3448 | 0.11399 | 29 | 21 | 6 | 2 |
2071 | You say you found this diet in Hunter's Weekly? | 1.3448 | 0.10262 | 29 | 20 | 8 | 1 |
2072 | Wouldn’t it be simpler not to buy the ice cream. | 1.3448 | 0.11399 | 29 | 21 | 6 | 2 |
2073 | Suddenly I’m not that hungry... | 1.3448 | 0.10262 | 29 | 20 | 8 | 1 |
2074 | Well, Houdini, we could just order take out. | 1.3448 | 0.11399 | 29 | 21 | 6 | 2 |
2075 | I’m so glad we went with non-toxic pest control. | 1.3448 | 0.11399 | 29 | 21 | 6 | 2 |
2076 | Looks like the sink is the easiest target | 1.3448 | 0.12433 | 29 | 22 | 4 | 3 |
2077 | Maybe we could start with portion control? | 1.3448 | 0.12433 | 29 | 22 | 4 | 3 |
2078 | I’m sticking to this diet, even if it kills me. | 1.3448 | 0.10262 | 29 | 20 | 8 | 1 |
2079 | You don't think he'll think it's just some kind of interactive game, do you? | 1.3448 | 0.11399 | 29 | 21 | 6 | 2 |
2080 | O.K., let's order in." | 1.3448 | 0.13387 | 29 | 23 | 2 | 4 |
2081 | My husband wants to be the next Criss Angel but he's been in there quite a while. | 1.3448 | 0.10262 | 29 | 20 | 8 | 1 |
2082 | Marie Osmond lost 50 lbs. | 1.3448 | 0.12433 | 29 | 22 | 4 | 3 |
2083 | Goldilocks warned they might retaliate. | 1.3448 | 0.10262 | 29 | 20 | 8 | 1 |
2084 | I guess you were right about the new roommate... | 1.3448 | 0.11399 | 29 | 21 | 6 | 2 |
2085 | If you don't like this, you sure as hell won't like what I did with the bedroom. | 1.3448 | 0.13387 | 29 | 23 | 2 | 4 |
2086 | My doctor said: Don’t forget you have a fasting blood test tomorrow. | 1.3448 | 0.11399 | 29 | 21 | 6 | 2 |
2087 | I thought the Hostile Hostel review was a joke on the Airbnb review. | 1.3448 | 0.11399 | 29 | 21 | 6 | 2 |
2088 | And here's the kitchen. Sorry, the owner has trust issues... | 1.3448 | 0.11399 | 29 | 21 | 6 | 2 |
2089 | Let's not stay for dinner | 1.3448 | 0.11399 | 29 | 21 | 6 | 2 |
2090 | Quarantine olympics | 1.3448 | 0.11399 | 29 | 21 | 6 | 2 |
2091 | The first week of this new diet is the hardest." | 1.3448 | 0.10262 | 29 | 20 | 8 | 1 |
2092 | What do you think is in there Honey? | 1.3448 | 0.10262 | 29 | 20 | 8 | 1 |
2093 | This new diet is great - just a second ago I was feeling hungry. | 1.3448 | 0.11399 | 29 | 21 | 6 | 2 |
2094 | I swallowed the keys, but only because I’m starving. | 1.3448 | 0.11399 | 29 | 21 | 6 | 2 |
2095 | Overreact much? | 1.3438 | 0.11544 | 32 | 24 | 5 | 3 |
2096 | Maybe we should go with the brass chains instead of the galvanized steel. | 1.3438 | 0.11544 | 32 | 24 | 5 | 3 |
2097 | I remember when AirBnBs were more welcoming. | 1.3438 | 0.10634 | 32 | 23 | 7 | 2 |
2098 | Well, it's a good start. | 1.3438 | 0.08531 | 32 | 21 | 11 | 0 |
2099 | what phase of quarantine do you think it will open? | 1.3333 | 0.13074 | 27 | 21 | 3 | 3 |
2100 | Do you think this is enough to keep us from eating for the next 4 hours?... | 1.3333 | 0.11935 | 27 | 20 | 5 | 2 |
2101 | When we signed up for the Amazing Race 2020 - I wasn’t thinking the stay at home ‘lockdown’ edition | 1.3333 | 0.14329 | 24 | 19 | 2 | 3 |
2102 | I said I wanted to move to Hell's Kitchen... | 1.3333 | 0.11526 | 24 | 17 | 6 | 1 |
2103 | When you said the snacking got bad while working from home, I didn’t think you meant THIS bad. | 1.3333 | 0.09829 | 24 | 16 | 8 | 0 |
2104 | We’re not ready to reopen. | 1.3333 | 0.12599 | 21 | 15 | 5 | 1 |
2105 | Before we begin, do you think all of these traps, locks, and chains have been properly disinfected? | 1.3333 | 0.11935 | 27 | 20 | 5 | 2 |
2106 | It’s like they knew we were coming. | 1.3333 | 0.11526 | 24 | 17 | 6 | 1 |
2107 | I’m afraid I ate the key. | 1.3333 | 0.11073 | 30 | 22 | 6 | 2 |
2108 | I guess one cupcake wouldn’t hurt | 1.3333 | 0.12599 | 21 | 15 | 5 | 1 |
2109 | Babe, I don’t get it—we postmates every meal | 1.3333 | 0.14003 | 18 | 13 | 4 | 1 |
2110 | I read about this new diet in the New Yorker. | 1.3333 | 0.11526 | 24 | 17 | 6 | 1 |
2111 | With the gym closed for the past 105 days, it's about time we started taking this quarentine diet seriously | 1.3333 | 0.12599 | 21 | 15 | 5 | 1 |
2112 | But, it didn't work last time. | 1.3333 | 0.15936 | 21 | 17 | 1 | 3 |
2113 | I still think we need to add the bees. | 1.3333 | 0.13003 | 24 | 18 | 4 | 2 |
2114 | I know, “Diet and exercise.” But this is so high maintenance. | 1.3333 | 0.12599 | 21 | 15 | 5 | 1 |
2115 | I think this will keep it safe for now | 1.3333 | 0.14365 | 21 | 16 | 3 | 2 |
2116 | Wanna grab a pizza? | 1.3333 | 0.13003 | 24 | 18 | 4 | 2 |
2117 | Maybe next year we should just not get any Girl Scout cookies. | 1.3333 | 0.13003 | 24 | 18 | 4 | 2 |
2118 | So that's your plan to help you stay in shape? | 1.3333 | 0.12599 | 21 | 15 | 5 | 1 |
2119 | We’re definitely not superhosts | 1.3333 | 0.09981 | 30 | 21 | 8 | 1 |
2120 | I've lost three pounds already! | 1.3333 | 0.14365 | 21 | 16 | 3 | 2 |
2121 | I know I know I said it would work..I just didn’t expect it to really work. | 1.3333 | 0.10675 | 27 | 19 | 7 | 1 |
2122 | I'm thinking they didn't do a lot of cooking. | 1.3333 | 0.11526 | 24 | 17 | 6 | 1 |
2123 | You’re right, the bear traps don’t match the wallpaper | 1.3333 | 0.13003 | 24 | 18 | 4 | 2 |
2124 | What's the expiration date on that milk? | 1.3333 | 0.12599 | 21 | 15 | 5 | 1 |
2125 | You saw this on Instagram? | 1.3333 | 0.12599 | 21 | 15 | 5 | 1 |
2126 | oh yeah, i didn't think about that. | 1.3333 | 0.13003 | 24 | 18 | 4 | 2 |
2127 | I’m seriously rethinking what I would do for a Klondike bar. | 1.3333 | 0.14003 | 18 | 13 | 4 | 1 |
2128 | I’m thinking the grapefruit might have been more viable. | 1.3333 | 0.11526 | 24 | 17 | 6 | 1 |
2129 | And yet you insist Whodini somehow still stole your last yogurt... | 1.3333 | 0.10541 | 21 | 14 | 7 | 0 |
2130 | Lock down extension | 1.3333 | 0.14365 | 21 | 16 | 3 | 2 |
2131 | Do we need a safe word? | 1.3333 | 0.10675 | 27 | 19 | 7 | 1 |
2132 | No I'm telling you the mortgage agent was very clear: pay the deposit AND secure the house" | 1.3333 | 0.13003 | 24 | 18 | 4 | 2 |
2133 | It’s called The Stephen King Diet. | 1.3333 | 0.14365 | 21 | 16 | 3 | 2 |
2134 | So I guess we should open the fridge and see what’s there to eat? | 1.3333 | 0.09981 | 30 | 21 | 8 | 1 |
2135 | The Houdini Diet | 1.3333 | 0.12599 | 21 | 15 | 5 | 1 |
2136 | Not sure if the third bear trap is really necessary. | 1.3333 | 0.12599 | 21 | 15 | 5 | 1 |
2137 | No pain, no gain, honey. | 1.3333 | 0.14365 | 21 | 16 | 3 | 2 |
2138 | The only problem is this doesn’t stop GrubHub from delivering | 1.3333 | 0.13003 | 24 | 18 | 4 | 2 |
2139 | Hmmm, one more bear trap oughtta do it, what do you think? | 1.3333 | 0.11526 | 24 | 17 | 6 | 1 |
2140 | I still think YOU should make a run for it | 1.3333 | 0.12599 | 21 | 15 | 5 | 1 |
2141 | Wow. Our new accountability coach means business. | 1.3333 | 0.09981 | 30 | 21 | 8 | 1 |
2142 | My Quarantine Project | 1.3333 | 0.12599 | 21 | 15 | 5 | 1 |
2143 | Somehow it doesn’t seem enough | 1.3333 | 0.11526 | 24 | 17 | 6 | 1 |
2144 | You know, come to think of it I’m not bored of takeout after all. | 1.3333 | 0.18803 | 12 | 9 | 2 | 1 |
2145 | And where would we store these when we get hungry again in a couple of hours? | 1.3333 | 0.12599 | 21 | 15 | 5 | 1 |
2146 | What is the name of the artist again? | 1.3333 | 0.12599 | 21 | 15 | 5 | 1 |
2147 | Are you sure you know your way around a kitchen? | 1.3333 | 0.14365 | 21 | 16 | 3 | 2 |
2148 | I thought you said you had the key. | 1.3333 | 0.14365 | 21 | 16 | 3 | 2 |
2149 | Too much? Or just enough for my Mother to get the message? | 1.3333 | 0.12599 | 21 | 15 | 5 | 1 |
2150 | This just makes me want fast food. | 1.3333 | 0.10541 | 21 | 14 | 7 | 0 |
2151 | I quite liked the one with the open plan kitchen. | 1.3333 | 0.14365 | 21 | 16 | 3 | 2 |
2152 | Honey, aren't you taking this new diet a little bit too far? | 1.3333 | 0.13003 | 24 | 18 | 4 | 2 |
2153 | Are you sure you remember there's guacamole? | 1.3333 | 0.13074 | 27 | 21 | 3 | 3 |
2154 | How hungry do you have to be to get some food around here? | 1.3333 | 0.09829 | 24 | 16 | 8 | 0 |
2155 | Looks like we're doing takeout tonight. | 1.3333 | 0.12599 | 21 | 15 | 5 | 1 |
2156 | I'm not convinced dungeo is better than paleo. | 1.3333 | 0.15936 | 21 | 17 | 1 | 3 |
2157 | Let’s see them come up with a caption for this. | 1.3333 | 0.11526 | 24 | 17 | 6 | 1 |
2158 | Remember when sleepovers used to be so simple? | 1.3333 | 0.11526 | 24 | 17 | 6 | 1 |
2159 | It's the latest diet app. | 1.3333 | 0.13003 | 24 | 18 | 4 | 2 |
2160 | Yes,but does that one bring you joy? | 1.3333 | 0.11526 | 24 | 17 | 6 | 1 |
2161 | Honey, you left the key on the shelf in the fridge | 1.3333 | 0.12599 | 21 | 15 | 5 | 1 |
2162 | I told her it was her Zoom classroom. | 1.3333 | 0.11526 | 24 | 17 | 6 | 1 |
2163 | The potato salad went bad, but it can't hurt us now. | 1.3333 | 0.14365 | 21 | 16 | 3 | 2 |
2164 | It's missing something | 1.3333 | 0.10541 | 21 | 14 | 7 | 0 |
2165 | We still want it to say "Have a nice day." | 1.3333 | 0.11526 | 24 | 17 | 6 | 1 |
2166 | So I guess it is order takeout again. | 1.3333 | 0.14365 | 21 | 16 | 3 | 2 |
2167 | In fairness to Tristan, it is very good yogurt. | 1.3333 | 0.10541 | 21 | 14 | 7 | 0 |
2168 | Life's challenges dear. Your turn to tiptoe. | 1.3333 | 0.13003 | 24 | 18 | 4 | 2 |
2169 | You know, there’s also ‘willpower’. | 1.3333 | 0.11526 | 24 | 17 | 6 | 1 |
2170 | I should have reached out for help months ago, when he said he thought the sourdough was trapping him in the kitchen. | 1.3333 | 0.14122 | 27 | 22 | 1 | 4 |
2171 | All diets are traps. | 1.3333 | 0.15936 | 21 | 17 | 1 | 3 |
2172 | On the other hand, it is safer than going out. | 1.3333 | 0.14365 | 21 | 16 | 3 | 2 |
2173 | Honey, I know you feel guilty for cheating on your diet but... | 1.3333 | 0.12599 | 21 | 15 | 5 | 1 |
2174 | It's probably just a coincidence but the landlord's name is Houdini. | 1.3333 | 0.14365 | 21 | 16 | 3 | 2 |
2175 | The Hunger Games - Extreme Edition” | 1.3333 | 0.12599 | 21 | 15 | 5 | 1 |
2176 | How they gained so much weight while they self quarantined will always be mystery! | 1.3333 | 0.13003 | 24 | 18 | 4 | 2 |
2177 | So who was it that recommended this new diet plan? | 1.3333 | 0.12599 | 21 | 15 | 5 | 1 |
2178 | Mr. And Mrs. Houdini begin to wonder if they’ve gone too far to keep their young son on his diet. | 1.3333 | 0.14365 | 21 | 16 | 3 | 2 |
2179 | Is it a good idea to have just one key for all the locks? | 1.3333 | 0.12599 | 21 | 15 | 5 | 1 |
2180 | She was so cute as a cub. | 1.3333 | 0.14365 | 21 | 16 | 3 | 2 |
2181 | I just remembered that buttermilk is all that's in it | 1.3333 | 0.11526 | 24 | 17 | 6 | 1 |
2182 | I think we should re-think your diet. | 1.3333 | 0.13003 | 24 | 18 | 4 | 2 |
2183 | I guess it's too late to let you know I'm hungry... | 1.3333 | 0.13074 | 27 | 21 | 3 | 3 |
2184 | What’s next, Keto? | 1.3333 | 0.11526 | 24 | 17 | 6 | 1 |
2185 | I'm really committed to my diet this time. | 1.3333 | 0.11526 | 24 | 17 | 6 | 1 |
2186 | Do you think this is enough to get us off gluten? | 1.3333 | 0.11526 | 24 | 17 | 6 | 1 |
2187 | Honey, couldn't we just save this for the bedroom? | 1.3333 | 0.12599 | 21 | 15 | 5 | 1 |
2188 | Are you sure we left the car keys in there? | 1.3333 | 0.11526 | 24 | 17 | 6 | 1 |
2189 | Wait until you see what he did to the toilet. | 1.3333 | 0.13003 | 24 | 18 | 4 | 2 |
2190 | I guess dad wants to eat out again. | 1.3333 | 0.14365 | 21 | 16 | 3 | 2 |
2191 | I thought the password was 1234 | 1.3333 | 0.12599 | 21 | 15 | 5 | 1 |
2192 | Maybe we should just order take-out. | 1.3333 | 0.15936 | 15 | 11 | 3 | 1 |
2193 | Think that will be enough to save us from washing the dishes? | 1.3333 | 0.09245 | 27 | 18 | 9 | 0 |
2194 | I think it’s a tad vindictive but it’ll stop the baby sitter grabbing all the ice cream while we’re out | 1.3333 | 0.12599 | 21 | 15 | 5 | 1 |
2195 | Cindy wasn't kidding about her yogurts. | 1.3333 | 0.11526 | 24 | 17 | 6 | 1 |
2196 | I think a home gym would be more practical. | 1.3333 | 0.09829 | 24 | 16 | 8 | 0 |
2197 | I'm beginning to think we should give Weight Watchers another try. | 1.3333 | 0.10675 | 27 | 19 | 7 | 1 |
2198 | Now how do we stop the delivery guy? | 1.3333 | 0.10541 | 21 | 14 | 7 | 0 |
2199 | You honestly think your mother is trying to lose weight before the wedding? | 1.3333 | 0.13074 | 27 | 21 | 3 | 3 |
2200 | Can’t wait to see the kids’ faces. | 1.3333 | 0.14329 | 24 | 19 | 2 | 3 |
2201 | You're right, stainless steel really does make a difference. | 1.3333 | 0.10541 | 21 | 14 | 7 | 0 |
2202 | Do you really want milk with your coffee? | 1.3333 | 0.11526 | 24 | 17 | 6 | 1 |
2203 | Max and John said they lost 10 pounds on this diet. | 1.3333 | 0.14365 | 21 | 16 | 3 | 2 |
2204 | We should return this to Amazon.It looked better in the picture. | 1.3333 | 0.13003 | 24 | 18 | 4 | 2 |
2205 | I’m thinking about something along the line of a conjugal visit. | 1.3333 | 0.11935 | 27 | 20 | 5 | 2 |
2206 | Everything got four and a half stars on Amazon. | 1.3333 | 0.11526 | 24 | 17 | 6 | 1 |
2207 | Or I could just stop taking Ambien. | 1.3333 | 0.11935 | 27 | 20 | 5 | 2 |
2208 | I think willpower is vastly overrated. | 1.3333 | 0.12599 | 21 | 15 | 5 | 1 |
2209 | I like it, I'm just not sure about the bear traps. | 1.3333 | 0.14329 | 24 | 19 | 2 | 3 |
2210 | I'm just saying this babysitter may be different. | 1.3333 | 0.13003 | 24 | 18 | 4 | 2 |
2211 | I guess buying a smart fridge wasn't such a good idea after all. | 1.3333 | 0.13074 | 27 | 21 | 3 | 3 |
2212 | What do you think Mom’s trying to tell us? | 1.3333 | 0.12599 | 21 | 15 | 5 | 1 |
2213 | The kids are really upping their magic tricks. | 1.3333 | 0.09829 | 24 | 16 | 8 | 0 |
2214 | Maybe our paleo diet is too extreme. | 1.3333 | 0.13003 | 24 | 18 | 4 | 2 |
2215 | I told you to read the instructions! | 1.3333 | 0.14329 | 24 | 19 | 2 | 3 |
2216 | I think we should just try weight watchers. | 1.3333 | 0.14365 | 21 | 16 | 3 | 2 |
2217 | She IS serious this time! | 1.3333 | 0.09829 | 24 | 16 | 8 | 0 |
2218 | Maybe this is a sign that we should stop midnight snacking. | 1.3333 | 0.12599 | 21 | 15 | 5 | 1 |
2219 | I did say I’d try anything to drop the “quarantine 15”....so thank you? | 1.3333 | 0.10675 | 27 | 19 | 7 | 1 |
2220 | So, Franz, can you tell me again about this cockroach you saw? | 1.3333 | 0.11526 | 24 | 17 | 6 | 1 |
2221 | If you lose a leg, you drop 15 pounds like that! | 1.3333 | 0.14365 | 21 | 16 | 3 | 2 |
2222 | I know it seems extreme, but I think it's the only way we can avoid gaining the Covid 19. | 1.3333 | 0.11526 | 24 | 17 | 6 | 1 |
2223 | No one guards a secret family recipe quite like Nanna. | 1.3333 | 0.14329 | 24 | 19 | 2 | 3 |
2224 | No, I can just whip up something quick. I promise it’s no trouble at all. | 1.3333 | 0.11526 | 24 | 17 | 6 | 1 |
2225 | Actually, I’m not hungry. | 1.3333 | 0.10675 | 27 | 19 | 7 | 1 |
2226 | I thought this would help but I find myself still looking at the fridge for the meaning of life... | 1.3333 | 0.13074 | 27 | 21 | 3 | 3 |
2227 | They say you're guaranteed to lose 5 pounds in two weeks. | 1.3333 | 0.13074 | 27 | 21 | 3 | 3 |
2228 | I get the impression somebody doesn't want us to go in there. | 1.3333 | 0.13003 | 24 | 18 | 4 | 2 |
2229 | I never imagined adopting a bear would come to this | 1.3333 | 0.14365 | 21 | 16 | 3 | 2 |
2230 | If you wanted take-out, all you had to do was ask. | 1.3333 | 0.14365 | 21 | 16 | 3 | 2 |
2231 | So now we'll just douse our boredom in funny cat videos. | 1.3333 | 0.11526 | 24 | 17 | 6 | 1 |
2232 | Is your Mom trying to tell us something about moving in with her? | 1.3333 | 0.10541 | 21 | 14 | 7 | 0 |
2233 | Sooner or later, we’re going to find out which bear has been stealing the honey | 1.3333 | 0.09981 | 30 | 21 | 8 | 1 |
2234 | It’s supposedly more effective than intermittent fasting. | 1.3333 | 0.14365 | 21 | 16 | 3 | 2 |
2235 | This diet's going to be the death of me. | 1.3333 | 0.10675 | 27 | 19 | 7 | 1 |
2236 | I call it Weight Watchers meets Fifty Shades of Grey | 1.3333 | 0.10541 | 21 | 14 | 7 | 0 |
2237 | Karen, I know you're worried about looters taking your food... | 1.3333 | 0.11526 | 24 | 17 | 6 | 1 |
2238 | That ought to help our diet! | 1.3333 | 0.14365 | 21 | 16 | 3 | 2 |
2239 | If we could do this to takeout, our problem would be solved. | 1.3333 | 0.14365 | 21 | 16 | 3 | 2 |
2240 | So, how IS your diet coming along? | 1.3333 | 0.11526 | 24 | 17 | 6 | 1 |
2241 | This might work better than Weight Watchers... | 1.3333 | 0.12599 | 21 | 15 | 5 | 1 |
2242 | This diet might work | 1.3333 | 0.14365 | 21 | 16 | 3 | 2 |
2243 | I asked for an aggressive foolproof diet. Done! | 1.3333 | 0.12599 | 21 | 15 | 5 | 1 |
2244 | Don’t you think you are taking this paleo thing too far? | 1.3333 | 0.10541 | 21 | 14 | 7 | 0 |
2245 | Just exactly how big was that mouse you saw? | 1.3333 | 0.11526 | 24 | 17 | 6 | 1 |
2246 | I’m thinking maybe add a moat. | 1.3333 | 0.09981 | 30 | 21 | 8 | 1 |
2247 | You should see what I did to the liquor cabinet. | 1.3333 | 0.10675 | 27 | 19 | 7 | 1 |
2248 | We don't have friends over that often. | 1.3333 | 0.12599 | 21 | 15 | 5 | 1 |
2249 | And this diet is guaranteed to work you say? | 1.3333 | 0.11073 | 30 | 22 | 6 | 2 |
2250 | Is my sleep-eating that bad? | 1.3333 | 0.13003 | 24 | 18 | 4 | 2 |
2251 | i get that you are on a strict diet but... | 1.3333 | 0.12599 | 21 | 15 | 5 | 1 |
2252 | I guess our Air B&B hosts weren’t kidding; no kitchen use. | 1.3333 | 0.14365 | 21 | 16 | 3 | 2 |
2253 | I miss the days when packaging on new products wasn't so hard to open. | 1.3333 | 0.13074 | 27 | 21 | 3 | 3 |
2254 | Only the best for your mother. | 1.3333 | 0.13074 | 27 | 21 | 3 | 3 |
2255 | Are you sure the BDSM Diet calls for all of this? | 1.3333 | 0.12599 | 21 | 15 | 5 | 1 |
2256 | Did you consider putting a friendly roommate note on your lunch bag? | 1.3333 | 0.12599 | 21 | 15 | 5 | 1 |
2257 | How badly do we need that tiramisu gelato?" | 1.3333 | 0.11526 | 24 | 17 | 6 | 1 |
2258 | Thanks to Acme, I think we’re ready if it gets out of there! | 1.3333 | 0.10541 | 21 | 14 | 7 | 0 |
2259 | I’ve labeled my yogurt for the last time | 1.3333 | 0.14365 | 21 | 16 | 3 | 2 |
2260 | I can't believe dad told mom she was gaining weight. | 1.3333 | 0.09829 | 24 | 16 | 8 | 0 |
2261 | Apparently Mom was serious when she said we were eating too much food considering that we aren’t willing to go to the store or pay for anything. | 1.3333 | 0.11073 | 30 | 22 | 6 | 2 |
2262 | I was always taking her milk for my coffee, so I am not that surprised. | 1.3333 | 0.12599 | 21 | 15 | 5 | 1 |
2263 | This time I WILL lose those last 5 lbs. | 1.3333 | 0.09829 | 24 | 16 | 8 | 0 |
2264 | See! I told you the kids wanted to help you with your diet. | 1.3333 | 0.14365 | 21 | 16 | 3 | 2 |
2265 | I see we are going on another diet. | 1.3333 | 0.14365 | 21 | 16 | 3 | 2 |
2266 | I keep snacking in the middle of the night. | 1.3333 | 0.12599 | 21 | 15 | 5 | 1 |
2267 | I think your mother has redefined Orthodox. | 1.3333 | 0.12599 | 21 | 15 | 5 | 1 |
2268 | They must have noticed the postdated check. | 1.3333 | 0.13003 | 24 | 18 | 4 | 2 |
2269 | Where should we place the moat? | 1.3333 | 0.11526 | 24 | 17 | 6 | 1 |
2270 | Maybe we should also put in a moat. | 1.3333 | 0.12066 | 30 | 23 | 4 | 3 |
2271 | I think he’s taken this “Great Foodini” thing a little too far. | 1.3333 | 0.12599 | 21 | 15 | 5 | 1 |
2272 | Oh ,how to protect the weak public from temptations and rashness of actions ? Complete lockdown | 1.3333 | 0.12599 | 21 | 15 | 5 | 1 |
2273 | He's a teenager - is this enough? | 1.3333 | 0.13074 | 27 | 21 | 3 | 3 |
2274 | We call it the Houdini diet plan. | 1.3333 | 0.12599 | 21 | 15 | 5 | 1 |
2275 | The post-it with “I lick my cheese” didn’t work. | 1.3333 | 0.14329 | 24 | 19 | 2 | 3 |
2276 | When I said I needed your help, I was thinking smaller portions. | 1.3333 | 0.16169 | 18 | 14 | 2 | 2 |
2277 | Wouldn't a locking Medieval battle helmet be simpler? Same online store. | 1.3333 | 0.14365 | 21 | 16 | 3 | 2 |
2278 | I think I left the keys in there. | 1.3333 | 0.13003 | 24 | 18 | 4 | 2 |
2279 | I guess your mom heard the restaurants opened back up. | 1.3333 | 0.12599 | 21 | 15 | 5 | 1 |
2280 | Looks like takeout tonight. | 1.3333 | 0.14365 | 21 | 16 | 3 | 2 |
2281 | How does takeout sound tonight? | 1.3333 | 0.12599 | 21 | 15 | 5 | 1 |
2282 | Don't ask me how, but last night, while sleepwalking, I had a bowl of ice cream. | 1.3333 | 0.14329 | 24 | 19 | 2 | 3 |
2283 | Whadd'ya think? Another Republican trick? | 1.3333 | 0.14365 | 21 | 16 | 3 | 2 |
2284 | You did remember to take the blueberries out, right? | 1.3333 | 0.10541 | 21 | 14 | 7 | 0 |
2285 | The refrigerator can’t run now | 1.3333 | 0.11935 | 27 | 20 | 5 | 2 |
2286 | I think we can let the baby sitter in now. | 1.3333 | 0.11935 | 27 | 20 | 5 | 2 |
2287 | This is the one life-changing diet hack in quarantine I regret. | 1.3333 | 0.10675 | 27 | 19 | 7 | 1 |
2288 | It's easier than the cabbage soup diet, I promise. | 1.3333 | 0.13003 | 24 | 18 | 4 | 2 |
2289 | The kitchen could be better, but they do have in-unit laundry... | 1.3226 | 0.11720 | 31 | 24 | 4 | 3 |
2290 | Her late husband's disappearance was a mystery. | 1.3226 | 0.09713 | 31 | 22 | 8 | 1 |
2291 | Hell’s Kitchen: At Home | 1.3214 | 0.11563 | 28 | 21 | 5 | 2 |
2292 | It’s not enough. | 1.3214 | 0.11563 | 28 | 21 | 5 | 2 |
2293 | Weird - I only ever use the ice function | 1.3214 | 0.10356 | 28 | 20 | 7 | 1 |
2294 | What exactly did you say to the exterminator? | 1.3214 | 0.11563 | 28 | 21 | 5 | 2 |
2295 | I guess you really don't like my cooking." | 1.3214 | 0.10356 | 28 | 20 | 7 | 1 |
2296 | We should have tried just talking to him. | 1.3214 | 0.11563 | 28 | 21 | 5 | 2 |
2297 | Thanks for reminding me that I 'm on a diet. | 1.3214 | 0.11563 | 28 | 21 | 5 | 2 |
2298 | Do you think the poison gas in the fridge is overkill? | 1.3214 | 0.11563 | 28 | 21 | 5 | 2 |
2299 | We're safe now. You can let the alligators go back to the swamp. | 1.3214 | 0.10356 | 28 | 20 | 7 | 1 |
2300 | I see your mother's on a diet again. | 1.3214 | 0.10356 | 28 | 20 | 7 | 1 |
2301 | My weight loss success has been pretty steady, but I'm not seeing the dating options increasing like I thought I would.... | 1.3214 | 0.11563 | 28 | 21 | 5 | 2 |
2302 | Is this babyproofed enough? | 1.3200 | 0.12543 | 25 | 19 | 4 | 2 |
2303 | Do you think that this will help keep the roommates away from our food? | 1.3200 | 0.11136 | 25 | 18 | 6 | 1 |
2304 | You know one little snack wouldn't hurt the diet | 1.3200 | 0.12543 | 25 | 19 | 4 | 2 |
2305 | Oh.. I wondered why this kitchen made you feel trapped | 1.3200 | 0.12543 | 25 | 19 | 4 | 2 |
2306 | I don’t think we should have let Houdini and his BDSM buddies redesign our kitchen. | 1.3200 | 0.13808 | 25 | 20 | 2 | 3 |
2307 | Dad really didn’t want us eating his chocolate I guess | 1.3200 | 0.13808 | 25 | 20 | 2 | 3 |
2308 | Ok, you can tell your cousins they can now enter the house | 1.3200 | 0.11136 | 25 | 18 | 6 | 1 |
2309 | These diet apps are getting out of control. | 1.3200 | 0.11136 | 25 | 18 | 6 | 1 |
2310 | It's a Schrödinger's Refrigerator, theoretically it's never empty" "Ok, but I am right now... | 1.3200 | 0.12543 | 25 | 19 | 4 | 2 |
2311 | Want to go to Costco and eat some samples? | 1.3200 | 0.11136 | 25 | 18 | 6 | 1 |
2312 | The locks are for decoration ! | 1.3200 | 0.13808 | 25 | 20 | 2 | 3 |
2313 | They say this is easier than counting calories. | 1.3200 | 0.11136 | 25 | 18 | 6 | 1 |
2314 | When they said IKEA was a couples death trap, I didn't think they were being literal. | 1.3200 | 0.11136 | 25 | 18 | 6 | 1 |
2315 | When the refrigerator is the only one taking the lockdown seriously. | 1.3200 | 0.13808 | 25 | 20 | 2 | 3 |
2316 | So Paul never got through the bear traps? | 1.3200 | 0.12543 | 25 | 19 | 4 | 2 |
2317 | Do we have milk? | 1.3200 | 0.11136 | 25 | 18 | 6 | 1 |
2318 | Hungry as a wolf? Be careful not to be caught. It is a trap. | 1.3200 | 0.12543 | 25 | 19 | 4 | 2 |
2319 | Got it babe, enough with the sourdough already! | 1.3200 | 0.12543 | 25 | 19 | 4 | 2 |
2320 | In hindsight, I regret telling Billy a monster ate his Halloween candy | 1.3200 | 0.11136 | 25 | 18 | 6 | 1 |
2321 | If only we had this much control over our marriage | 1.3200 | 0.11136 | 25 | 18 | 6 | 1 |
2322 | but Dr. Fauci says a cloth face mask is more effective... | 1.3200 | 0.13808 | 25 | 20 | 2 | 3 |
2323 | If all else fails, at least we can say we tried. | 1.3200 | 0.12543 | 25 | 19 | 4 | 2 |
2324 | It’s been SUPER helpful to stop mindless snacking | 1.3200 | 0.11136 | 25 | 18 | 6 | 1 |
2325 | Any second thoughts on just sheer willpower. | 1.3200 | 0.09522 | 25 | 17 | 8 | 0 |
2326 | The feng shui is all off" | 1.3200 | 0.12543 | 25 | 19 | 4 | 2 |
2327 | Your new roommate seems a bit territorial... | 1.3200 | 0.13808 | 25 | 20 | 2 | 3 |
2328 | Maybe we should have just bought a Peleton. | 1.3200 | 0.12543 | 25 | 19 | 4 | 2 |
2329 | It’s the only diet proven to work for everyone. | 1.3200 | 0.09522 | 25 | 17 | 8 | 0 |
2330 | You really put the word die in diet. | 1.3200 | 0.13808 | 25 | 20 | 2 | 3 |
2331 | It's a program of diet and fitness called "The Gauntlet." | 1.3200 | 0.11136 | 25 | 18 | 6 | 1 |
2332 | It COULD cut down on our impulse eating,but we have the keys. | 1.3200 | 0.13808 | 25 | 20 | 2 | 3 |
2333 | So... Indian? | 1.3200 | 0.11136 | 25 | 18 | 6 | 1 |
2334 | Maybe we should move back to the lower 48. | 1.3200 | 0.11136 | 25 | 18 | 6 | 1 |
2335 | Maybe we should eat out tonight. | 1.3200 | 0.11136 | 25 | 18 | 6 | 1 |
2336 | I am guessing that this is a trap | 1.3200 | 0.11136 | 25 | 18 | 6 | 1 |
2337 | You need to lose weight, fine! I get that Jill, but have you considered how this impacts me? | 1.3200 | 0.11136 | 25 | 18 | 6 | 1 |
2338 | There - that will take care of the mice AND the kids | 1.3200 | 0.11136 | 25 | 18 | 6 | 1 |
2339 | I don't think it will keep the mice away. | 1.3200 | 0.11136 | 25 | 18 | 6 | 1 |
2340 | I think you’ve taken baby-proofing to a new level. | 1.3200 | 0.11136 | 25 | 18 | 6 | 1 |
2341 | I guess I won’t be sleeping over. | 1.3200 | 0.09522 | 25 | 17 | 8 | 0 |
2342 | If it's raccoons, we'll know in the morning. If it's your sleepwalking again, we'll know by midnight. | 1.3200 | 0.11136 | 25 | 18 | 6 | 1 |
2343 | He did say there would be consequences for not respecting his food labels. | 1.3200 | 0.11136 | 25 | 18 | 6 | 1 |
2344 | Want to order a pizza? | 1.3200 | 0.11136 | 25 | 18 | 6 | 1 |
2345 | Ok, heads or tails? Who’s trying out the new home security system first? | 1.3200 | 0.12543 | 25 | 19 | 4 | 2 |
2346 | Maybe it wasn´t such a good idea to rent Mr Lecter´s house... | 1.3200 | 0.12543 | 25 | 19 | 4 | 2 |
2347 | When you said 'advanced security system,' this is not exactly what I had in mind. | 1.3200 | 0.11136 | 25 | 18 | 6 | 1 |
2348 | They said they'd unlock everything after we take the QAnon pledge. | 1.3200 | 0.12543 | 25 | 19 | 4 | 2 |
2349 | Or we could just join Weight Watchers. | 1.3200 | 0.12543 | 25 | 19 | 4 | 2 |
2350 | I think I like the red one better. | 1.3200 | 0.12543 | 25 | 19 | 4 | 2 |
2351 | This is the only way we’re going to lose the COVID15... | 1.3200 | 0.12543 | 25 | 19 | 4 | 2 |
2352 | Why don't we just assert our will power? | 1.3200 | 0.12543 | 25 | 19 | 4 | 2 |
2353 | This ought to stop snacking while sheltering at home. | 1.3200 | 0.11136 | 25 | 18 | 6 | 1 |
2354 | This should keep the kids occupied for at least an hour. | 1.3200 | 0.11136 | 25 | 18 | 6 | 1 |
2355 | You don’t think it’s overkill ? | 1.3200 | 0.12543 | 25 | 19 | 4 | 2 |
2356 | Can you get me beer, please? | 1.3200 | 0.11136 | 25 | 18 | 6 | 1 |
2357 | Too extreme for shelter in place? | 1.3200 | 0.11136 | 25 | 18 | 6 | 1 |
2358 | I’m glad we finally got the place child proofed. | 1.3200 | 0.12543 | 25 | 19 | 4 | 2 |
2359 | It's called The Houdini Diet. Lose up to 35 pounds in 30 days or die trying. | 1.3200 | 0.12543 | 25 | 19 | 4 | 2 |
2360 | So it’s gluten that’s the problem? | 1.3200 | 0.11136 | 25 | 18 | 6 | 1 |
2361 | Bill and Judy lost 15 pounds each before their funeral. | 1.3200 | 0.12543 | 25 | 19 | 4 | 2 |
2362 | Yep, she's definitely on that lock-down diet .. | 1.3200 | 0.11136 | 25 | 18 | 6 | 1 |
2363 | Well,we've tried everything else! | 1.3200 | 0.11136 | 25 | 18 | 6 | 1 |
2364 | My mom said her diet isn't working. | 1.3200 | 0.13808 | 25 | 20 | 2 | 3 |
2365 | Your mother did this. She's always saying I'm letting you get fat. | 1.3200 | 0.09522 | 25 | 17 | 8 | 0 |
2366 | A guarantee of weight loss comes with the house. | 1.3200 | 0.12543 | 25 | 19 | 4 | 2 |
2367 | This isn’t the food chain I had in mind. | 1.3200 | 0.09522 | 25 | 17 | 8 | 0 |
2368 | I know Rob’s serious about avoiding the ‘Quarantine 15’ but this is a bit extreme...” | 1.3200 | 0.13808 | 25 | 20 | 2 | 3 |
2369 | Its too bad we always have to do this when your brother visits. | 1.3200 | 0.12543 | 25 | 19 | 4 | 2 |
2370 | Yeah, but is this really a 'better mousetrap'?" | 1.3200 | 0.11136 | 25 | 18 | 6 | 1 |
2371 | How about if I just promise not to fix myself any more midnight snacks? | 1.3200 | 0.11136 | 25 | 18 | 6 | 1 |
2372 | Should we have gone with the diet plan that sends the meals? | 1.3200 | 0.12543 | 25 | 19 | 4 | 2 |
2373 | All because I left the ice cube tray empty. | 1.3200 | 0.12543 | 25 | 19 | 4 | 2 |
2374 | Don't you think that's a little overkill for one mouse? | 1.3200 | 0.12543 | 25 | 19 | 4 | 2 |
2375 | I, uh... hadn't thought about the groceries. | 1.3200 | 0.11136 | 25 | 18 | 6 | 1 |
2376 | What if we just try Keto instead? | 1.3200 | 0.11136 | 25 | 18 | 6 | 1 |
2377 | So now we know why the rent is so reasonable. | 1.3200 | 0.11136 | 25 | 18 | 6 | 1 |
2378 | I’m a fun roommate once you get past the fridge. | 1.3200 | 0.11136 | 25 | 18 | 6 | 1 |
2379 | I don't know. How did you get that slice of chocolate cake in the middle of the night? | 1.3200 | 0.12543 | 25 | 19 | 4 | 2 |
2380 | Hint. Hint. Robert I NEED to go out for a meal. | 1.3200 | 0.11136 | 25 | 18 | 6 | 1 |
2381 | This probably is the wrong time to tell you this... but I locked my keys in the car. | 1.3200 | 0.09522 | 25 | 17 | 8 | 0 |
2382 | Your Mom's really serious about her new diet!" | 1.3200 | 0.11136 | 25 | 18 | 6 | 1 |
2383 | I think you're right. This new Weight Watchers program is a bit more intense. | 1.3200 | 0.12543 | 25 | 19 | 4 | 2 |
2384 | I'm finding this new diet plan a bit too restrictive. | 1.3200 | 0.12543 | 25 | 19 | 4 | 2 |
2385 | Do you really think the mouse is rummaging in the fridge? | 1.3200 | 0.11136 | 25 | 18 | 6 | 1 |
2386 | It's the new Acme Corp. diet. If you eat a carb, an anvil falls on your head. | 1.3200 | 0.11136 | 25 | 18 | 6 | 1 |
2387 | Maybe we should have gone Farmhouse instead of BDSM. | 1.3200 | 0.12543 | 25 | 19 | 4 | 2 |
2388 | Looks like mom found out we ate all her yogurt. | 1.3200 | 0.12543 | 25 | 19 | 4 | 2 |
2389 | Everything tastes better when your life is on the line. | 1.3200 | 0.12543 | 25 | 19 | 4 | 2 |
2390 | It no longer sparks joy. | 1.3200 | 0.12543 | 25 | 19 | 4 | 2 |
2391 | In there is a copy of the video Putin has on Trump. | 1.3200 | 0.11136 | 25 | 18 | 6 | 1 |
2392 | Is it me, or does that last padlock just seem redundant? | 1.3200 | 0.12543 | 25 | 19 | 4 | 2 |
2393 | Weight Watcher's didn't mention this part? | 1.3200 | 0.11136 | 25 | 18 | 6 | 1 |
2394 | I dunno. Lifting all this heavy iron, you've probably already lost 10 pounds. | 1.3200 | 0.11136 | 25 | 18 | 6 | 1 |
2395 | When you said "dinner was to die for". you weren't kidding. | 1.3200 | 0.12543 | 25 | 19 | 4 | 2 |
2396 | I just wanted a glass of ice. | 1.3200 | 0.11136 | 25 | 18 | 6 | 1 |
2397 | I know I'm fat. But I'm not that fat. | 1.3200 | 0.12543 | 25 | 19 | 4 | 2 |
2398 | I think our food is finally contactless. | 1.3200 | 0.13808 | 25 | 20 | 2 | 3 |
2399 | hmm, maybe we should stop smoking pot every day | 1.3200 | 0.13808 | 25 | 20 | 2 | 3 |
2400 | Buck seems to think it's more effective than just putting his name on the container. | 1.3200 | 0.13808 | 25 | 20 | 2 | 3 |
2401 | I love having dinner with Penn and Teller. | 1.3200 | 0.12543 | 25 | 19 | 4 | 2 |
2402 | I’m sensing some food insecurity. | 1.3200 | 0.11136 | 25 | 18 | 6 | 1 |
2403 | You want some oat milk? | 1.3182 | 0.12108 | 22 | 16 | 5 | 1 |
2404 | We could just tell him to move out. | 1.3182 | 0.13780 | 22 | 17 | 3 | 2 |
2405 | I’ve also got a plan if things get Really intense. | 1.3182 | 0.12108 | 22 | 16 | 5 | 1 |
2406 | I read it was the best way to start diet on Mondays | 1.3182 | 0.12108 | 22 | 16 | 5 | 1 |
2407 | I'd really just like to get back to eating in moderation. | 1.3182 | 0.12108 | 22 | 16 | 5 | 1 |
2408 | On second thought, let’s order in. | 1.3182 | 0.10164 | 22 | 15 | 7 | 0 |
2409 | Buck up, buddy. Summer bod is right around the corner. | 1.3182 | 0.12108 | 22 | 16 | 5 | 1 |
2410 | Do you think the liquor cabinet will give us more trouble? | 1.3182 | 0.10164 | 22 | 15 | 7 | 0 |
2411 | It’s exactly like Weight Watchers, except for hipsters. | 1.3182 | 0.10164 | 22 | 15 | 7 | 0 |
2412 | The road to hell is paved with good intentions... | 1.3182 | 0.12108 | 22 | 16 | 5 | 1 |
2413 | You told me to help with your diet. | 1.3182 | 0.13780 | 22 | 17 | 3 | 2 |
2414 | So..... how long did you say you were dieting? | 1.3182 | 0.12108 | 22 | 16 | 5 | 1 |
2415 | I don't know, honey. This kitchen is a bit of a death trap. | 1.3182 | 0.12108 | 22 | 16 | 5 | 1 |
2416 | ...but I still can’t seem to lose weight | 1.3182 | 0.12108 | 22 | 16 | 5 | 1 |
2417 | Looks like the dishwasher finally had enough | 1.3182 | 0.13780 | 22 | 17 | 3 | 2 |
2418 | So what’s the catch?... | 1.3182 | 0.13780 | 22 | 17 | 3 | 2 |
2419 | I regret not hanging some fly tape. | 1.3182 | 0.12108 | 22 | 16 | 5 | 1 |
2420 | This way, we’ll be forced to weigh the options: Junk food, or fresh vegetables from our garden. | 1.3182 | 0.12108 | 22 | 16 | 5 | 1 |
2421 | Fine, I’ll order the pizza, but the diet DEFINITELY starts tomorrow. | 1.3182 | 0.13780 | 22 | 17 | 3 | 2 |
2422 | Monday we start diet | 1.3182 | 0.13780 | 22 | 17 | 3 | 2 |
2423 | The kitchen is in great condition but there has been a bit of a bear problem in the neighborhood. | 1.3182 | 0.12108 | 22 | 16 | 5 | 1 |
2424 | Don't worry, it's a free trial. | 1.3182 | 0.12108 | 22 | 16 | 5 | 1 |
2425 | It keeps everything really fresh | 1.3182 | 0.10164 | 22 | 15 | 7 | 0 |
2426 | It’s not exactly what I had in mind when I said ‘whatever you do don’t let me eat anything else today’ | 1.3182 | 0.10164 | 22 | 15 | 7 | 0 |
2427 | Cake or death? | 1.3182 | 0.13780 | 22 | 17 | 3 | 2 |
2428 | I’m a little worried for the dog, though. | 1.3182 | 0.13780 | 22 | 17 | 3 | 2 |
2429 | Yeah, but this won’t stop them from asking for snacks. | 1.3182 | 0.12108 | 22 | 16 | 5 | 1 |
2430 | You could’ve just labeled which yogurts are yours. | 1.3182 | 0.12108 | 22 | 16 | 5 | 1 |
2431 | Our precious toilet paper is safe now. | 1.3182 | 0.13780 | 22 | 17 | 3 | 2 |
2432 | Everything is ready for no-eat July | 1.3182 | 0.12108 | 22 | 16 | 5 | 1 |
2433 | ...so Chinese or pizza? | 1.3182 | 0.12108 | 22 | 16 | 5 | 1 |
2434 | I mean... The rent is cheaper... | 1.3182 | 0.12108 | 22 | 16 | 5 | 1 |
2435 | ...so this is the "Indiana Jones Houdini" diet you told me about | 1.3182 | 0.12108 | 22 | 16 | 5 | 1 |
2436 | I know you miss escape rooms, but I think we need to find a different outlet for you. | 1.3182 | 0.12108 | 22 | 16 | 5 | 1 |
2437 | I think it'll be worth it | 1.3182 | 0.12108 | 22 | 16 | 5 | 1 |
2438 | I guess they took the "Breakfast" out of the "Bed and Breakfast" | 1.3182 | 0.13780 | 22 | 17 | 3 | 2 |
2439 | ...I get it, but is it sustainable? | 1.3182 | 0.12108 | 22 | 16 | 5 | 1 |
2440 | Hopefully this will prevent your mother from gorging on all of our cookie dough and spray cheese like she did on her last visit. Boy is she disgusting and I wish I never married you | 1.3182 | 0.13780 | 22 | 17 | 3 | 2 |
2441 | Hmm.... do you think your mom is trying to tell us something? | 1.3182 | 0.12108 | 22 | 16 | 5 | 1 |
2442 | Intermittent fasting didn’t workout, so we’re trying something new. | 1.3182 | 0.12108 | 22 | 16 | 5 | 1 |
2443 | Wow, you must’ve really pissed off your roommate | 1.3182 | 0.12108 | 22 | 16 | 5 | 1 |
2444 | It’s the Medieval Diet | 1.3182 | 0.10164 | 22 | 15 | 7 | 0 |
2445 | I'm not hungry I'm just bored | 1.3182 | 0.15270 | 22 | 18 | 1 | 3 |
2446 | It’s either this or we pack on another COVID-19 | 1.3182 | 0.15270 | 22 | 18 | 1 | 3 |
2447 | I recognize I have some control issues. | 1.3182 | 0.10164 | 22 | 15 | 7 | 0 |
2448 | Where did you say you put the car key again? | 1.3182 | 0.12108 | 22 | 16 | 5 | 1 |
2449 | Any minute now... | 1.3182 | 0.13780 | 22 | 17 | 3 | 2 |
2450 | Tell me, how flexible are you? | 1.3182 | 0.13780 | 22 | 17 | 3 | 2 |
2451 | Unredacted Mueller report is inside. | 1.3182 | 0.13780 | 22 | 17 | 3 | 2 |
2452 | 2020 Capitalism in the house | 1.3182 | 0.13780 | 22 | 17 | 3 | 2 |
2453 | Then I guess we didn't need to bulk buy toilet paper, right? | 1.3182 | 0.12108 | 22 | 16 | 5 | 1 |
2454 | It’s not a diet. It’s a lifestyle. | 1.3182 | 0.12108 | 22 | 16 | 5 | 1 |
2455 | Let's just order in. | 1.3182 | 0.12108 | 22 | 16 | 5 | 1 |
2456 | If you think this is bad, let me show you the bathroom. | 1.3182 | 0.13780 | 22 | 17 | 3 | 2 |
2457 | It’s called the Houdini diet. With the emphasis on ‘die’ , it seems. | 1.3182 | 0.12108 | 22 | 16 | 5 | 1 |
2458 | Honey...I know you are serious about enforcing your diet, but this may literally be overkill? | 1.3182 | 0.13780 | 22 | 17 | 3 | 2 |
2459 | I have misgivings about the Houdini diet. | 1.3182 | 0.12108 | 22 | 16 | 5 | 1 |
2460 | Maybe you should just eat your leftovers | 1.3182 | 0.12108 | 22 | 16 | 5 | 1 |
2461 | It all started when the egg salad went bad and turned evil. | 1.3182 | 0.13780 | 22 | 17 | 3 | 2 |
2462 | Looks like an iron-clad solution for binge eating. | 1.3182 | 0.13780 | 22 | 17 | 3 | 2 |
2463 | They could still tunnel. | 1.3182 | 0.12108 | 22 | 16 | 5 | 1 |
2464 | You said not to let you eat any more of that cake | 1.3182 | 0.13780 | 22 | 17 | 3 | 2 |
2465 | I think that's what they mean by "Lockdown"... | 1.3182 | 0.12108 | 22 | 16 | 5 | 1 |
2466 | I don't know. I still think we should set the alarm. | 1.3182 | 0.10164 | 22 | 15 | 7 | 0 |
2467 | Now the kids are really clear about snack boundaries | 1.3182 | 0.10164 | 22 | 15 | 7 | 0 |
2468 | I don't know honey, I'm just not getting the point. | 1.3182 | 0.13780 | 22 | 17 | 3 | 2 |
2469 | I know it looks extreme but it's a whole lot cheaper than all those weight loss programs. | 1.3182 | 0.13780 | 22 | 17 | 3 | 2 |
2470 | This diet better work | 1.3182 | 0.13780 | 22 | 17 | 3 | 2 |
2471 | You think the spikes were a little to much | 1.3182 | 0.13780 | 22 | 17 | 3 | 2 |
2472 | You're assuming our son is smarter than the average bear. | 1.3182 | 0.13780 | 22 | 17 | 3 | 2 |
2473 | On a positive note: I've lost 5 pounds. | 1.3182 | 0.12108 | 22 | 16 | 5 | 1 |
2474 | I guess they're pretty serious about "no midnight snacking." | 1.3182 | 0.12108 | 22 | 16 | 5 | 1 |
2475 | Mom says we can order pizza if there’s no food in the house when she gets home | 1.3182 | 0.13780 | 22 | 17 | 3 | 2 |
2476 | I think we can trust the babysitter, but if this will make you feel better... | 1.3182 | 0.12108 | 22 | 16 | 5 | 1 |
2477 | This is the "support" you were referring to? | 1.3182 | 0.13780 | 22 | 17 | 3 | 2 |
2478 | They call it the Goldilocks diet. | 1.3182 | 0.10164 | 22 | 15 | 7 | 0 |
2479 | What if we clamber over the counters and rappel down the fridge with a bolt cutter in our teeth? | 1.3182 | 0.13780 | 22 | 17 | 3 | 2 |
2480 | Or we could just go vegan. | 1.3182 | 0.10164 | 22 | 15 | 7 | 0 |
2481 | Is this what's known as 'extreme dieting'? | 1.3182 | 0.12108 | 22 | 16 | 5 | 1 |
2482 | No, I don’t think it’s overkill. | 1.3182 | 0.12108 | 22 | 16 | 5 | 1 |
2483 | "You don't really think that will keep the boys from eating everything when we're asleep, do you? | 1.3182 | 0.12108 | 22 | 16 | 5 | 1 |
2484 | It's where she keeps her toilet paper. | 1.3182 | 0.13780 | 22 | 17 | 3 | 2 |
2485 | Wouldn't it be simpler to just throw away the ice cream? | 1.3182 | 0.12108 | 22 | 16 | 5 | 1 |
2486 | That should be enough to keep the kids from making anymore whipped coffee. | 1.3182 | 0.12108 | 22 | 16 | 5 | 1 |
2487 | They say it's the new Keto. | 1.3182 | 0.15270 | 22 | 18 | 1 | 3 |
2488 | The bear traps can take a whole leg off. You and I are losing 30 pounds this quarantine one way or another. | 1.3182 | 0.13780 | 22 | 17 | 3 | 2 |
2489 | The lengths some people will go to just to lose five pounds... | 1.3182 | 0.13780 | 22 | 17 | 3 | 2 |
2490 | You know, I bet he's already escaped somehow" | 1.3182 | 0.13780 | 22 | 17 | 3 | 2 |
2491 | This diet is a killer.... | 1.3182 | 0.12108 | 22 | 16 | 5 | 1 |
2492 | Gwynn, I'm beginning to think your folks don't like me dropping by. | 1.3182 | 0.13780 | 22 | 17 | 3 | 2 |
2493 | I forgot your insulin is in there. | 1.3182 | 0.12108 | 22 | 16 | 5 | 1 |
2494 | I don't know! Maybe they can still get out. | 1.3182 | 0.13780 | 22 | 17 | 3 | 2 |
2495 | Let's order in tonight and start our diet tomorrow. | 1.3182 | 0.13780 | 22 | 17 | 3 | 2 |
2496 | The portion control guy stopped by today. | 1.3182 | 0.10164 | 22 | 15 | 7 | 0 |
2497 | That should keep us out until dinner. | 1.3182 | 0.12108 | 22 | 16 | 5 | 1 |
2498 | And for only $1,599, you can purchase the "Medieval Kitchen" model, complete with our award winning "Well I Don't REALLY Need A Snack Right Now" fridge and pantry security system. | 1.3182 | 0.12108 | 22 | 16 | 5 | 1 |
2499 | You didn't need to go to all this trouble. Instead, if we don't weigh ourselves, we don't gain weight. | 1.3182 | 0.13780 | 22 | 17 | 3 | 2 |
2500 | Your mom said to make ourselves at home, but this is discouraging. | 1.3182 | 0.13780 | 22 | 17 | 3 | 2 |
2501 | So tell me again how they got in last time. | 1.3182 | 0.13780 | 22 | 17 | 3 | 2 |
2502 | You get on my shoulders. I’ll bend toward the “fridge”— it’ll be a piece of cake! | 1.3182 | 0.10164 | 22 | 15 | 7 | 0 |
2503 | One problem, honey. I think I locked the keys in that cabinet. | 1.3182 | 0.12108 | 22 | 16 | 5 | 1 |
2504 | Looks like tonight’s first course will be obstacles! | 1.3182 | 0.12108 | 22 | 16 | 5 | 1 |
2505 | I told you that "best before" is not just a suggestion | 1.3182 | 0.12108 | 22 | 16 | 5 | 1 |
2506 | I think mom is serious about dieting this time. | 1.3182 | 0.12108 | 22 | 16 | 5 | 1 |
2507 | Is the refrigerator running? | 1.3182 | 0.15270 | 22 | 18 | 1 | 3 |
2508 | Do you suppose that slice you dropped in the subway is still there? | 1.3182 | 0.12108 | 22 | 16 | 5 | 1 |
2509 | Babe... are you sure you don’t wanna go with weight watchers? | 1.3182 | 0.13780 | 22 | 17 | 3 | 2 |
2510 | I don't think the "best before" dates are gonna much matter | 1.3182 | 0.13780 | 22 | 17 | 3 | 2 |
2511 | I call it "The Hunger Games"! | 1.3182 | 0.13780 | 22 | 17 | 3 | 2 |
2512 | I think it's missing something...what if we add a moat--with sharks | 1.3182 | 0.13780 | 22 | 17 | 3 | 2 |
2513 | I miss the days when we used to just disinfect our groceries. | 1.3182 | 0.12108 | 22 | 16 | 5 | 1 |
2514 | Seems a bit excessive. Trump's only visiting the city—he's not actually coming to our house. | 1.3182 | 0.13780 | 22 | 17 | 3 | 2 |
2515 | I'm hopeful that this will keep the mold contained. | 1.3182 | 0.10164 | 22 | 15 | 7 | 0 |
2516 | Maybe they want us to find a place of our own. | 1.3182 | 0.13780 | 22 | 17 | 3 | 2 |
2517 | This'll stop us from eating all the snacks, right? | 1.3182 | 0.15270 | 22 | 18 | 1 | 3 |
2518 | What do you have in there, toilet paper? | 1.3182 | 0.13780 | 22 | 17 | 3 | 2 |
2519 | Midnight snacker........???? | 1.3182 | 0.12108 | 22 | 16 | 5 | 1 |
2520 | I told you Houdini was going to be a difficult roommate. | 1.3182 | 0.12108 | 22 | 16 | 5 | 1 |
2521 | Maybe a little overkill, but it broke my midnight snack habit. | 1.3182 | 0.15270 | 22 | 18 | 1 | 3 |
2522 | This will be the end of late night snacking! | 1.3182 | 0.13780 | 22 | 17 | 3 | 2 |
2523 | I think this is the kind of thing my therapist means when she says I'm sabotaging myself. | 1.3182 | 0.12108 | 22 | 16 | 5 | 1 |
2524 | Okay fine, the last piece is yours. | 1.3182 | 0.10164 | 22 | 15 | 7 | 0 |
2525 | Don't you think we should leave the baby sitter a soda? | 1.3182 | 0.12108 | 22 | 16 | 5 | 1 |
2526 | You did say you wanted a closed concept kitchen. | 1.3182 | 0.13780 | 22 | 17 | 3 | 2 |
2527 | This is how they deal with my eating disorder. Still have to tell my parents I’m gay, too. | 1.3182 | 0.13780 | 22 | 17 | 3 | 2 |
2528 | So I will guess that at least part of your diet is Im-Paleo? | 1.3182 | 0.13780 | 22 | 17 | 3 | 2 |
2529 | So you haven’t been chipping in for the groceries either? | 1.3182 | 0.12108 | 22 | 16 | 5 | 1 |
2530 | I think I like it better with the spikes next to the fridge. | 1.3182 | 0.12108 | 22 | 16 | 5 | 1 |
2531 | Ok if we go out? I'm not really in the mood to cook tonight. | 1.3182 | 0.12108 | 22 | 16 | 5 | 1 |
2532 | ...or we could join Weight Watchers. | 1.3182 | 0.13780 | 22 | 17 | 3 | 2 |
2533 | I think the food has become sentient. | 1.3182 | 0.15270 | 22 | 18 | 1 | 3 |
2534 | It looks good...but 4am me still poses a challenge | 1.3182 | 0.13780 | 22 | 17 | 3 | 2 |
2535 | Well, you SAID to put some traps in the kitchen. | 1.3182 | 0.12108 | 22 | 16 | 5 | 1 |
2536 | What do you say we just order out tonight? | 1.3182 | 0.13780 | 22 | 17 | 3 | 2 |
2537 | This new diet seems a bit draconian. | 1.3182 | 0.10164 | 22 | 15 | 7 | 0 |
2538 | So, what's your plan of attack? | 1.3182 | 0.12108 | 22 | 16 | 5 | 1 |
2539 | Depends on the baby. | 1.3182 | 0.12108 | 22 | 16 | 5 | 1 |
2540 | Unhinged is putting it mildly | 1.3182 | 0.10164 | 22 | 15 | 7 | 0 |
2541 | Think we're going overboard with this new diet? | 1.3182 | 0.12108 | 22 | 16 | 5 | 1 |
2542 | It works. | 1.3182 | 0.13780 | 22 | 17 | 3 | 2 |
2543 | I know he can walk now but do you think we really need to lock the wall cabinets? | 1.3182 | 0.13780 | 22 | 17 | 3 | 2 |
2544 | No, you’re right, we should just order in again. | 1.3182 | 0.12108 | 22 | 16 | 5 | 1 |
2545 | They call it the dungeon diet. | 1.3182 | 0.12108 | 22 | 16 | 5 | 1 |
2546 | The kink is when you realize the food is terrible | 1.3182 | 0.12108 | 22 | 16 | 5 | 1 |
2547 | It's the new Houdini weight management program . . . | 1.3182 | 0.12108 | 22 | 16 | 5 | 1 |
2548 | I still feel like Henry's going to get in. | 1.3182 | 0.12108 | 22 | 16 | 5 | 1 |
2549 | I forgot to grab the lutefisk. | 1.3182 | 0.13780 | 22 | 17 | 3 | 2 |
2550 | Yeah, it's great, but how are we gonna leave? | 1.3182 | 0.12108 | 22 | 16 | 5 | 1 |
2551 | This new diet guarantees you lose weight or you die | 1.3182 | 0.13780 | 22 | 17 | 3 | 2 |
2552 | I'll give you a cupcake,if you tell me where the key is. | 1.3182 | 0.12108 | 22 | 16 | 5 | 1 |
2553 | I wasn't really that hungry. | 1.3182 | 0.13780 | 22 | 17 | 3 | 2 |
2554 | Let's just do takeout tonight | 1.3182 | 0.10164 | 22 | 15 | 7 | 0 |
2555 | The house once belonged to Houdini. | 1.3182 | 0.10164 | 22 | 15 | 7 | 0 |
2556 | When the realtor said we'd be captivated by the place, this isn't what I had in mind. | 1.3182 | 0.13780 | 22 | 17 | 3 | 2 |
2557 | When she asked if we'd house-sit Amy mentioned she's working out some trust issues. Wait 'til you see the bedroom. | 1.3182 | 0.12108 | 22 | 16 | 5 | 1 |
2558 | Wonder if he knows there is another frig in the garage. | 1.3182 | 0.12108 | 22 | 16 | 5 | 1 |
2559 | Well, Mom is really getting serious about her diet! | 1.3182 | 0.12108 | 22 | 16 | 5 | 1 |
2560 | Airbnb hosts reserve the right to . . . . | 1.3182 | 0.12108 | 22 | 16 | 5 | 1 |
2561 | Darn it. I think the light is still on | 1.3182 | 0.12108 | 22 | 16 | 5 | 1 |
2562 | I told you, their diet plan had a money-back guarantee to lose the cravings immediately. | 1.3182 | 0.10164 | 22 | 15 | 7 | 0 |
2563 | So, how bad do we want that last piece of cheesecake? | 1.3182 | 0.12108 | 22 | 16 | 5 | 1 |
2564 | That otta do it! | 1.3182 | 0.13780 | 22 | 17 | 3 | 2 |
2565 | Stainless steel was definitely the way to go. | 1.3182 | 0.13780 | 22 | 17 | 3 | 2 |
2566 | Now ... what did you say this diet is called? | 1.3182 | 0.12108 | 22 | 16 | 5 | 1 |
2567 | Are you sure this will catch the mouse and not our cats? | 1.3182 | 0.12108 | 22 | 16 | 5 | 1 |
2568 | The whole kit came with my new weight watchers program. | 1.3182 | 0.12108 | 22 | 16 | 5 | 1 |
2569 | They really do keep the toilet paper in the fridge. | 1.3182 | 0.13780 | 22 | 17 | 3 | 2 |
2570 | They say the diet works by using psychology | 1.3182 | 0.10164 | 22 | 15 | 7 | 0 |
2571 | I think you took the Hunger Games too literal | 1.3182 | 0.13780 | 22 | 17 | 3 | 2 |
2572 | I know the risks are great Tom- but, double cherry, hazelnut, chocolate mouse cheesecake from Mike's, I dunno?" | 1.3182 | 0.13780 | 22 | 17 | 3 | 2 |
2573 | Mom put Dad on a diet again... | 1.3182 | 0.13780 | 22 | 17 | 3 | 2 |
2574 | It's called the Houdini Diet, you burn more calories just getting to the food than from the food. | 1.3182 | 0.12108 | 22 | 16 | 5 | 1 |
2575 | Well, given what happened, this seems appropriate. | 1.3182 | 0.12108 | 22 | 16 | 5 | 1 |
2576 | I'm wondering if that third padlock is strictly necessary. | 1.3182 | 0.12108 | 22 | 16 | 5 | 1 |
2577 | Bad parenting movements for boycotting the snacks | 1.3182 | 0.13780 | 22 | 17 | 3 | 2 |
2578 | That should protect our Kashmiri saffron, beluga caviar and olive wagyu steak. | 1.3182 | 0.12108 | 22 | 16 | 5 | 1 |
2579 | That's motivation for your brother to get a job and move out of here. | 1.3182 | 0.10164 | 22 | 15 | 7 | 0 |
2580 | I think I prefer the darker color. It's more soothing. | 1.3182 | 0.12108 | 22 | 16 | 5 | 1 |
2581 | I mean, really, it's just butter. | 1.3182 | 0.13780 | 22 | 17 | 3 | 2 |
2582 | Do you really....think...this is the best way.to diet....? | 1.3182 | 0.12108 | 22 | 16 | 5 | 1 |
2583 | So, what's it going to be tonight? Indian or Thai? | 1.3182 | 0.12108 | 22 | 16 | 5 | 1 |
2584 | I don't know. It MIGHT discourage Mom from making another one of her "special casseroles" while she's here. | 1.3182 | 0.12108 | 22 | 16 | 5 | 1 |
2585 | Naw, I'm even more tempted. If I can make it through the challenges then I deserve my midnight snack. | 1.3182 | 0.12108 | 22 | 16 | 5 | 1 |
2586 | Tell me how you did it when you were only three. | 1.3182 | 0.12108 | 22 | 16 | 5 | 1 |
2587 | Maybe we should have not bought the ice cream until the weekend? | 1.3182 | 0.12108 | 22 | 16 | 5 | 1 |
2588 | I told you not to steal her yogurt. | 1.3182 | 0.12108 | 22 | 16 | 5 | 1 |
2589 | Your sister is pretty intense about her potato salad recipe. | 1.3182 | 0.13780 | 22 | 17 | 3 | 2 |
2590 | Now I'm really hungry: what did you say you did with the keys? | 1.3182 | 0.12108 | 22 | 16 | 5 | 1 |
2591 | Honey, I wasn't kidding when I said we were in a total lockdown. | 1.3182 | 0.13780 | 22 | 17 | 3 | 2 |
2592 | The spikes would normally be on fire but today is my cheat day. | 1.3182 | 0.13780 | 22 | 17 | 3 | 2 |
2593 | It's only a mouse, Bill. | 1.3182 | 0.13780 | 22 | 17 | 3 | 2 |
2594 | You could just stop MAKING the fudge. | 1.3182 | 0.13780 | 22 | 17 | 3 | 2 |
2595 | so this is how lockdown looks from the outside | 1.3182 | 0.13780 | 22 | 17 | 3 | 2 |
2596 | I told you to stay out of Dad's beer and pretzels! | 1.3182 | 0.10164 | 22 | 15 | 7 | 0 |
2597 | Eh..? Is it enough diet for you now? | 1.3182 | 0.15270 | 22 | 18 | 1 | 3 |
2598 | If you think this is over the top, you should see the minefield my dad set up in front of the thermostat... | 1.3182 | 0.12108 | 22 | 16 | 5 | 1 |
2599 | I can work with the cabinets and appliances but the floor covering would need to be replaced. | 1.3182 | 0.13780 | 22 | 17 | 3 | 2 |
2600 | Okay, I think we can start our diet now. | 1.3182 | 0.10164 | 22 | 15 | 7 | 0 |
2601 | I think they are taking this new competitive cooking show concept a bit too far . . . | 1.3182 | 0.12108 | 22 | 16 | 5 | 1 |
2602 | Overkill"? No, it's not overkill. That mouse was BIG | 1.3182 | 0.15270 | 22 | 18 | 1 | 3 |
2603 | Well, He’s completely removed all temptation; now if He’ll just deliver us from this damned Evil! | 1.3182 | 0.12108 | 22 | 16 | 5 | 1 |
2604 | That ought to hold him. | 1.3182 | 0.12108 | 22 | 16 | 5 | 1 |
2605 | Well honey, you were never much of a cook anyway. | 1.3182 | 0.12108 | 22 | 16 | 5 | 1 |
2606 | Think we took “die-it” a bit too far. | 1.3182 | 0.12108 | 22 | 16 | 5 | 1 |
2607 | The first week of the diet is always the hardest. | 1.3182 | 0.13780 | 22 | 17 | 3 | 2 |
2608 | My dad lost 20 pounds and a leg on the diet | 1.3182 | 0.12108 | 22 | 16 | 5 | 1 |
2609 | Yeah I know but what do you think about the color? | 1.3182 | 0.10164 | 22 | 15 | 7 | 0 |
2610 | Have you ever considered what IT wants from US? | 1.3182 | 0.12108 | 22 | 16 | 5 | 1 |
2611 | They don't call it the Houdini diet for nothing. | 1.3182 | 0.10164 | 22 | 15 | 7 | 0 |
2612 | Breaking our late night snacking habit can have some traps | 1.3182 | 0.12108 | 22 | 16 | 5 | 1 |
2613 | Like it or not but we ARE intermittently fasting. | 1.3182 | 0.10164 | 22 | 15 | 7 | 0 |
2614 | I guess the kids would like to go out to eat to night. | 1.3182 | 0.10164 | 22 | 15 | 7 | 0 |
2615 | All our talk at dinner about dieting! Guess little Johnny took us seriously! | 1.3182 | 0.12108 | 22 | 16 | 5 | 1 |
2616 | Ah, it would seem that our new housemate has some possession issues. | 1.3182 | 0.12108 | 22 | 16 | 5 | 1 |
2617 | Difficult. Not impossible. | 1.3182 | 0.13780 | 22 | 17 | 3 | 2 |
2618 | The bedrooms are nice, but I prefer an open kitchen. | 1.3182 | 0.15270 | 22 | 18 | 1 | 3 |
2619 | At least we're food secure. | 1.3182 | 0.12108 | 22 | 16 | 5 | 1 |
2620 | Aren't you over reacting just a little? I only said " I can't handle another diet!" | 1.3182 | 0.15270 | 22 | 18 | 1 | 3 |
2621 | It might have been a mistake to hire Stephen King as our dietician. | 1.3182 | 0.13780 | 22 | 17 | 3 | 2 |
2622 | You up for take-out? | 1.3182 | 0.12108 | 22 | 16 | 5 | 1 |
2623 | Do you think your old frat buddies could take this the wrong way? | 1.3182 | 0.12108 | 22 | 16 | 5 | 1 |
2624 | Want to do takeout? | 1.3182 | 0.13780 | 22 | 17 | 3 | 2 |
2625 | Not everyone gains weight during lock-down | 1.3182 | 0.12108 | 22 | 16 | 5 | 1 |
2626 | So what's the problem? "Alexa, open the refrigerator." | 1.3182 | 0.12108 | 22 | 16 | 5 | 1 |
2627 | It's a start, but there's still take-out. | 1.3182 | 0.13780 | 22 | 17 | 3 | 2 |
2628 | It's the new Noom. | 1.3182 | 0.10164 | 22 | 15 | 7 | 0 |
2629 | He definitely doesn't want to share his latest Costco run. | 1.3182 | 0.12108 | 22 | 16 | 5 | 1 |
2630 | 'We should have never named him 'Houdini' | 1.3182 | 0.15270 | 22 | 18 | 1 | 3 |
2631 | I'm not sure how long this new diet will last. | 1.3182 | 0.12108 | 22 | 16 | 5 | 1 |
2632 | Do you want to call for a locksmith or Chinese take-out? | 1.3182 | 0.10164 | 22 | 15 | 7 | 0 |
2633 | It's got some of that old world charm. | 1.3182 | 0.12108 | 22 | 16 | 5 | 1 |
2634 | Can't you be like everyone else and just join Weight Watchers?" | 1.3182 | 0.12108 | 22 | 16 | 5 | 1 |
2635 | It's your turn to get the Rocky Road. | 1.3182 | 0.12108 | 22 | 16 | 5 | 1 |
2636 | It lowers cholesterol—pints of it.” | 1.3182 | 0.15270 | 22 | 18 | 1 | 3 |
2637 | I hate to do this but your father has a bear of an appetite. | 1.3182 | 0.12108 | 22 | 16 | 5 | 1 |
2638 | Restaurants are desperate to recover. | 1.3182 | 0.12108 | 22 | 16 | 5 | 1 |
2639 | At least we can wash our hands safely. | 1.3182 | 0.13780 | 22 | 17 | 3 | 2 |
2640 | Wow, the local restaurant scene is getting more aggressive about reopening. | 1.3158 | 0.13361 | 19 | 14 | 4 | 1 |
2641 | This is *really* a gamechanger diet | 1.3158 | 0.15395 | 19 | 15 | 2 | 2 |
2642 | Good idea to keep us away from checking the fridge every 5 minutes, but we should have thought of the time we'd actually needed to feed ourselves. | 1.3158 | 0.10956 | 19 | 13 | 6 | 0 |
2643 | Hold my beer... | 1.3158 | 0.15395 | 19 | 15 | 2 | 2 |
2644 | The instructions were in Swedish | 1.3158 | 0.10956 | 19 | 13 | 6 | 0 |
2645 | Do you think it’s a trap? | 1.3158 | 0.10956 | 19 | 13 | 6 | 0 |
2646 | To eat, or not to eat. | 1.3158 | 0.10956 | 19 | 13 | 6 | 0 |
2647 | So, little Houdini says he can get out of there in 10 minutes huh..... | 1.3158 | 0.15395 | 19 | 15 | 2 | 2 |
2648 | Hun, you might as well just try going out more | 1.3158 | 0.13361 | 19 | 14 | 4 | 1 |
2649 | Seems like mom was serious this time when she said „time to move out“ 🚧⚔️🚨 | 1.3158 | 0.15395 | 19 | 15 | 2 | 2 |
2650 | I see we’re taking Dry January seriously this time | 1.3158 | 0.13361 | 19 | 14 | 4 | 1 |
2651 | I know we are done but I forgot my mask in the fridge. | 1.3158 | 0.15395 | 19 | 15 | 2 | 2 |
2652 | Wow this is exactly how I feel. So glad the artist understands me. | 1.3158 | 0.13361 | 19 | 14 | 4 | 1 |
2653 | ... but we’re still allowed to wash our hands. That’s something. | 1.3158 | 0.10956 | 19 | 13 | 6 | 0 |
2654 | The cruelest part is there isn’t even anything in there | 1.3158 | 0.15395 | 19 | 15 | 2 | 2 |
2655 | Did we go to far? | 1.3158 | 0.15395 | 19 | 15 | 2 | 2 |
2656 | Your will power is not your super power. | 1.3158 | 0.15395 | 19 | 15 | 2 | 2 |
2657 | About time someone put the “die” in diet. | 1.3158 | 0.13361 | 19 | 14 | 4 | 1 |
2658 | I feel like it needs a splash of barb wire to pull the room together. | 1.3158 | 0.13361 | 19 | 14 | 4 | 1 |
2659 | Ahhhh! It must be true that Houdini once lived here! | 1.3158 | 0.10956 | 19 | 13 | 6 | 0 |
2660 | It's called the "Temple of Doom diet", I got it from an article on Goop... | 1.3158 | 0.15395 | 19 | 15 | 2 | 2 |
2661 | We could pull up this linoleum and do oak. | 1.3158 | 0.10956 | 19 | 13 | 6 | 0 |
2662 | Now, how do we stop take-out? | 1.3158 | 0.13361 | 19 | 14 | 4 | 1 |
2663 | This wasn't what I meant when I told you to help me with my new lox diet! | 1.3158 | 0.13361 | 19 | 14 | 4 | 1 |
2664 | Do you prefer the brushed nickel or the antique brass? | 1.3158 | 0.13361 | 19 | 14 | 4 | 1 |
2665 | You can say what you will … But I confess the low carb diet was easier | 1.3158 | 0.13361 | 19 | 14 | 4 | 1 |
2666 | ‘“I think the machine-gun nest should go to the right of the refrigerator.” | 1.3158 | 0.13361 | 19 | 14 | 4 | 1 |
2667 | THIS should stop the COVID-15! | 1.3158 | 0.13361 | 19 | 14 | 4 | 1 |
2668 | It’s the only way I can do intermittent fasting | 1.3158 | 0.10956 | 19 | 13 | 6 | 0 |
2669 | Let's eat out. | 1.3158 | 0.10956 | 19 | 13 | 6 | 0 |
2670 | You’re right. This will definitely be easier than quitting Ambien. | 1.3158 | 0.15395 | 19 | 15 | 2 | 2 |
2671 | Could we bring back some sweet potato fries? | 1.3158 | 0.15395 | 19 | 15 | 2 | 2 |
2672 | Are you as excited as I am? | 1.3158 | 0.13361 | 19 | 14 | 4 | 1 |
2673 | I guess it was the time when my roommate ate all the leftover chicken tikka masala that put me over the edge. | 1.3158 | 0.13361 | 19 | 14 | 4 | 1 |
2674 | Took us long enough...now I'm hungry. | 1.3158 | 0.13361 | 19 | 14 | 4 | 1 |
2675 | You forgot the microwave | 1.3158 | 0.10956 | 19 | 13 | 6 | 0 |
2676 | I guess Mom doesn't plan to feed us this visit. | 1.3158 | 0.13361 | 19 | 14 | 4 | 1 |
2677 | Agreed then, today I will take your night shift for disinfecting the bear traps. | 1.3158 | 0.13361 | 19 | 14 | 4 | 1 |
2678 | They were right—all it took was a little portion control. | 1.3158 | 0.10956 | 19 | 13 | 6 | 0 |
2679 | It's called the Marquis de Sade diet. And it's gluten free. | 1.3158 | 0.10956 | 19 | 13 | 6 | 0 |
2680 | Now all we need are groceries. | 1.3158 | 0.10956 | 19 | 13 | 6 | 0 |
2681 | THE NEW DARK AGES DIET! | 1.3158 | 0.13361 | 19 | 14 | 4 | 1 |
2682 | Now, what are we going to do about the ants? | 1.3158 | 0.13361 | 19 | 14 | 4 | 1 |
2683 | This should keep the dishes away. | 1.3158 | 0.15395 | 19 | 15 | 2 | 2 |
2684 | As punishment, couldn’t you have just told the kids no milk and cookies? | 1.3158 | 0.10956 | 19 | 13 | 6 | 0 |
2685 | Rocky Road is definitely worth the risk. | 1.3158 | 0.10956 | 19 | 13 | 6 | 0 |
2686 | I don’t know, poodles are pretty smart. | 1.3158 | 0.13361 | 19 | 14 | 4 | 1 |
2687 | So is this to keep you out or the gelato in? | 1.3158 | 0.13361 | 19 | 14 | 4 | 1 |
2688 | We could just raise his rent. | 1.3158 | 0.17189 | 19 | 16 | 0 | 3 |
2689 | The current owner did mention being on a fad diet | 1.3158 | 0.10956 | 19 | 13 | 6 | 0 |
2690 | Who needs discipline? | 1.3158 | 0.13361 | 19 | 14 | 4 | 1 |
2691 | Wow, her secret ingredient really is...secret | 1.3158 | 0.13361 | 19 | 14 | 4 | 1 |
2692 | I'm going to stick to this diet even if it kills me! | 1.3158 | 0.10956 | 19 | 13 | 6 | 0 |
2693 | You've really got to work on your will power. | 1.3158 | 0.13361 | 19 | 14 | 4 | 1 |
2694 | And you're sure this is what Gwyneth Paltrow said we should do? | 1.3158 | 0.13361 | 19 | 14 | 4 | 1 |
2695 | The exterminator described it as 'scrappy.' | 1.3158 | 0.13361 | 19 | 14 | 4 | 1 |
2696 | ...and that's where we keep the face masks | 1.3158 | 0.13361 | 19 | 14 | 4 | 1 |
2697 | When the vacation rental listing said 'limited kitchen facilities', I wasn't expecting this. | 1.3158 | 0.15395 | 19 | 15 | 2 | 2 |
2698 | I feel like maybe we should just live with those last 5 lbs. | 1.3158 | 0.15395 | 19 | 15 | 2 | 2 |
2699 | I think it's called the Draconian diet plan. | 1.3158 | 0.15395 | 19 | 15 | 2 | 2 |
2700 | I can't remember if I turned the light off. | 1.3158 | 0.13361 | 19 | 14 | 4 | 1 |
2701 | It’s the only way that I can stay on my diet. | 1.3158 | 0.13361 | 19 | 14 | 4 | 1 |
2702 | It’s a new diet I’m trying. What do you think | 1.3125 | 0.10470 | 32 | 24 | 6 | 2 |
2703 | I’m thirsty | 1.3103 | 0.11212 | 29 | 22 | 5 | 2 |
2704 | The moat would have been a real value add | 1.3103 | 0.11212 | 29 | 22 | 5 | 2 |
2705 | Maybe we add some barbed wire? He is a teenage boy, you know! | 1.3077 | 0.10769 | 26 | 19 | 6 | 1 |
2706 | No. It does NOT go with our couch, Ray! | 1.3077 | 0.09231 | 26 | 18 | 8 | 0 |
2707 | I know I just checked it, but I have to get back in there to look again | 1.3077 | 0.12114 | 26 | 20 | 4 | 2 |
2708 | This still seems safer than the grocery store | 1.3077 | 0.09231 | 26 | 18 | 8 | 0 |
2709 | Your dad is really serious about his leftovers. | 1.3077 | 0.09231 | 26 | 18 | 8 | 0 |
2710 | You think this is overkill? You should see the Toilet Paper Vault! | 1.3077 | 0.10769 | 26 | 19 | 6 | 1 |
2711 | Too bad that cookie dough is to die for | 1.3077 | 0.12114 | 26 | 20 | 4 | 2 |
2712 | I don't know, I feel like 3am me can still find a way | 1.3077 | 0.13323 | 26 | 21 | 2 | 3 |
2713 | The newest weight loss plan. It works great, but it'll cost you an arm and a leg! | 1.3077 | 0.12114 | 26 | 20 | 4 | 2 |
2714 | Do you know a good locksmith? Cause I ate the key. | 1.3077 | 0.12114 | 26 | 20 | 4 | 2 |
2715 | The dragon gets delivered seperately. | 1.3077 | 0.12114 | 26 | 20 | 4 | 2 |
2716 | If the owner didn’t want us eating their food, I’m sure it would’ve been mentioned in the listing. | 1.3077 | 0.13323 | 26 | 21 | 2 | 3 |
2717 | I don't know, Fran--my brother once fought a hungry bear for a baloney sandwich. | 1.3077 | 0.09231 | 26 | 18 | 8 | 0 |
2718 | How he got in there is not the question. The question is how do we get him out? | 1.3077 | 0.10769 | 26 | 19 | 6 | 1 |
2719 | You should see the bedroom. | 1.3077 | 0.12114 | 26 | 20 | 4 | 2 |
2720 | I saw him do this last week. Let's wait just a few more minutes. | 1.3077 | 0.12114 | 26 | 20 | 4 | 2 |
2721 | This is really gonna put the 'die' in 'diet' | 1.3077 | 0.10769 | 26 | 19 | 6 | 1 |
2722 | The dishwasher should outlive its warranty! | 1.3077 | 0.12114 | 26 | 20 | 4 | 2 |
2723 | It’s a prototype for the White House kitchen. | 1.3077 | 0.10769 | 26 | 19 | 6 | 1 |
2724 | Another way would be to stop buying snacks | 1.3077 | 0.10769 | 26 | 19 | 6 | 1 |
2725 | Yes, my new diet does rely quite heavily on behavior modification. | 1.3077 | 0.12114 | 26 | 20 | 4 | 2 |
2726 | So, you hate my cooking THAT much? | 1.3077 | 0.12114 | 26 | 20 | 4 | 2 |
2727 | Takeout is still too risky, I am going to chance it. | 1.3077 | 0.10769 | 26 | 19 | 6 | 1 |
2728 | Brad, our two teenagers are having four friends over. I don't think this will do much good. | 1.3077 | 0.12114 | 26 | 20 | 4 | 2 |
2729 | I was eating too much cheese. | 1.3077 | 0.13323 | 26 | 21 | 2 | 3 |
2730 | Thank God the kids haven't found our secret stash! | 1.3077 | 0.12114 | 26 | 20 | 4 | 2 |
2731 | tell me again, why do we need the dishwasher? | 1.3077 | 0.10769 | 26 | 19 | 6 | 1 |
2732 | The rental contract did say "some storage areas may not be available". | 1.3077 | 0.09231 | 26 | 18 | 8 | 0 |
2733 | Shouldn’t we be wearing a mask? | 1.3077 | 0.13323 | 26 | 21 | 2 | 3 |
2734 | Older houses always have a few kinks | 1.3077 | 0.12114 | 26 | 20 | 4 | 2 |
2735 | So... we're ordering pizza? | 1.3077 | 0.12114 | 26 | 20 | 4 | 2 |
2736 | My mom's new weight loss program. | 1.3077 | 0.12114 | 26 | 20 | 4 | 2 |
2737 | I'm trying to find new ways to get us out of the house. | 1.3077 | 0.12114 | 26 | 20 | 4 | 2 |
2738 | There's always the bleach under the sink | 1.3077 | 0.10769 | 26 | 19 | 6 | 1 |
2739 | Maybe we should have asked the decorator for references. | 1.3077 | 0.09231 | 26 | 18 | 8 | 0 |
2740 | Brilliant... this is just my kind of kink. Such a tease, babe. | 1.3077 | 0.10769 | 26 | 19 | 6 | 1 |
2741 | What do you think of my new diet plan? | 1.3077 | 0.10769 | 26 | 19 | 6 | 1 |
2742 | The diet's upside is you are allowed all the carbs you can find in the fridge. | 1.3077 | 0.12114 | 26 | 20 | 4 | 2 |
2743 | No wonder their listing didn't show the kitchen. | 1.3077 | 0.10769 | 26 | 19 | 6 | 1 |
2744 | So, you're really serious about the diet thingy this time? | 1.3077 | 0.12114 | 26 | 20 | 4 | 2 |
2745 | All this for sourdough starter? | 1.3077 | 0.12114 | 26 | 20 | 4 | 2 |
2746 | "Well, this should help the kids focus more during their distance learning classes. But it's certainly going to make working from home a real drag." | 1.3077 | 0.12114 | 26 | 20 | 4 | 2 |
2747 | It's sad the cat died, but I have lost 7 pounds. | 1.3077 | 0.12114 | 26 | 20 | 4 | 2 |
2748 | We need a better mousetrap. | 1.3077 | 0.12114 | 26 | 20 | 4 | 2 |
2749 | At least it comes with a dishwasher... | 1.3077 | 0.09231 | 26 | 18 | 8 | 0 |
2750 | What breed is our cat? | 1.3077 | 0.13323 | 26 | 21 | 2 | 3 |
2751 | Should we leave a note with the phone number where we'll be on vacation? | 1.3077 | 0.10769 | 26 | 19 | 6 | 1 |
2752 | Mom swears it works. Not counting the missing toes she's lost 15 pounds so far. | 1.3077 | 0.12114 | 26 | 20 | 4 | 2 |
2753 | 'And if he has been sleepwalking, then I guess I'll owe him an apology' | 1.3077 | 0.09231 | 26 | 18 | 8 | 0 |
2754 | How about a nice restaurant? Let’s go out tonight. It’s been a while, hasn’t it? | 1.3077 | 0.12114 | 26 | 20 | 4 | 2 |
2755 | That should keep us busy for rest of the lockdown! | 1.3043 | 0.11652 | 23 | 17 | 5 | 1 |
2756 | The storied bear market.. | 1.3043 | 0.13240 | 23 | 18 | 3 | 2 |
2757 | I don’t think this is what they meant by Lockdown | 1.3043 | 0.13240 | 23 | 18 | 3 | 2 |
2758 | Honey, I swear I heard the turkey sneezing | 1.3043 | 0.11652 | 23 | 17 | 5 | 1 |
2759 | Honestly speaking, I think we made a great investment on this gear. With the way 2020 has turned out, it wouldn't be a surprise if there were a zombie apocalypse on the way. | 1.3043 | 0.11652 | 23 | 17 | 5 | 1 |
2760 | It was your idea to go on a diet. | 1.3043 | 0.11652 | 23 | 17 | 5 | 1 |
2761 | So this is what a toddler feels like around the kitchen. | 1.3043 | 0.11652 | 23 | 17 | 5 | 1 |
2762 | „I‘m sorry, I didn‘t realize you were talking about politics when you told me to prepare for the Hunger Games“ | 1.3043 | 0.13240 | 23 | 18 | 3 | 2 |
2763 | This should stop my office mates from eating my lunch. | 1.3043 | 0.13240 | 23 | 18 | 3 | 2 |
2764 | When they said 'lockdown', we took it to heart. | 1.3043 | 0.11652 | 23 | 17 | 5 | 1 |
2765 | There, now we can begin the juice cleanse. | 1.3043 | 0.11652 | 23 | 17 | 5 | 1 |
2766 | I call it "Ironmonger Chef." | 1.3043 | 0.11652 | 23 | 17 | 5 | 1 |
2767 | Are you sure about this diet? | 1.3043 | 0.11652 | 23 | 17 | 5 | 1 |
2768 | Looks like Grandpa’s off his meds again. | 1.3043 | 0.13240 | 23 | 18 | 3 | 2 |