Contest #716


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716

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “He could have just written his name on his yogurt.”
  2. “Do you think we should add a password?”
  3. “Damn. Now I’m kinda hungry.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2020-07-12T15:46:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2020-07-26T15:48:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2020-07-20T15:47:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued July 27, 2020
Number of captions 15329
Number of responses 261717
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Could we have outstayed our welcome? 1.9761 0.04371 335 111 121 103
1 The listing did say kitchen to die for. 1.9712 0.05533 208 69 76 63
2 I've lost six pounds and a toe since starting this diet..." 1.9491 0.05176 216 68 91 57
3 I don't know about you, but I'm thinking takeout 1.9022 0.05305 225 83 81 61
4 I said to put lox in the fridge. 1.8636 0.05272 220 84 82 54
5 Maybe dad wants us to move out. 1.8396 0.05654 187 73 71 43
6 I see you ate some of Dad’s favorite ice cream. 1.8177 0.05622 181 71 72 38
7 Still want to see my bedroom? 1.8026 0.06925 152 73 36 43
8 My mom lost 45 pounds and my dad lost a leg. 1.8015 0.06890 131 56 45 30
9 Still safer than eating out. 1.7981 0.07654 104 44 37 23
10 Have you considered simply not buying the ice cream in the first place? 1.7939 0.07000 131 58 42 31
11 I agree. No more resolutions after wine. 1.7883 0.06983 137 63 40 34
12 Do you think we should add a password? 1.7863 0.07189 131 61 37 33
13 The airbnb ad said "some restrictions apply". 1.7803 0.07159 132 62 37 33
14 My roommate caught me drinking milk straight from the carton. 1.7724 0.06613 123 50 51 22
15 Last time they just left a sticky note. 1.7724 0.06812 123 52 47 24
16 If you love me, you'll get me that carton of Chunky Monkey. 1.7642 0.06935 123 54 44 25
17 Mom rigged it up after dad started working from home. 1.7565 0.06942 115 49 45 21
18 I wonder what their bathroom looks like. 1.7551 0.12553 49 26 9 14
19 Look on the bright side: we can eat whatever we trap. 1.7521 0.07474 117 56 34 27
20 She could have just put her name on the carton 1.7500 0.07341 112 51 38 23
21 Weight Watchers has sure changed a lot since Oprah took it over. 1.7447 0.11162 47 21 17 9
22 When Mom goes on a diet we all suffer. 1.7434 0.07519 113 54 34 25
23 This should hold, but we'll need something more for the liquor cabinet. 1.7300 0.07502 100 45 37 18
24 I know it looks intense but watch this, “Hey Siri, open smart lock kitchen.” 1.7273 0.07409 110 52 36 22
25 I still think we should add an alarm. 1.7255 0.07777 102 49 32 21
26 It's hard visiting your mother when she's on a diet. 1.7158 0.08287 95 48 26 21
27 We still have the Oreos under the mattress, right? 1.7143 0.07858 91 42 33 16
28 So, when you said you worked in food security, I was imagining something a bit different... 1.7143 0.07675 98 46 34 18
29 It's brilliant -- nobody will ever guess that we hid it in the dishwasher! 1.7093 0.08574 86 43 25 18
30 I asked for lox. 1.7079 0.09068 89 49 17 23
31 You should see what I did for my toilet paper supply! 1.7079 0.08022 89 42 31 16
32 They say it’s the last diet you’ll ever be on. 1.7053 0.08180 95 48 27 20
33 Or we could try Weight Watchers. 1.7053 0.07901 95 46 31 18
34 I said we needed more LOX. 1.7033 0.08194 91 45 28 18
35 Toilet paper's safe -- where shall we put the food? 1.6989 0.08059 93 46 29 18
36 I just started the Houdini Diet. 1.6966 0.08665 89 47 22 20
37 There's an app, too. 1.6966 0.08517 89 46 24 19
38 I think I know where Mom and Dad put the beer. 1.6957 0.11986 46 24 12 10
39 Finally. Something you won’t do for a Klondike Bar. 1.6957 0.08286 92 47 26 19
40 Weight Watchers felt too complicated. 1.6957 0.08140 92 46 28 18
41 You’re right let’s order in. 1.6941 0.07854 85 39 33 13
42 It was either that or exercise. 1.6923 0.08223 91 46 27 18
43 By the way, where’s Timmy? 1.6860 0.08477 86 44 25 17
44 It’s called the impaleo diet 1.6848 0.08869 92 52 17 23
45 To be fair, the airbnb ad did say there were no kitchen privileges. 1.6829 0.09162 82 45 18 19
46 And then we film the whole thing; it's Top Chef meets Survivor. 1.6829 0.08479 82 41 26 15
47 Take-out sounds good to me too. 1.6829 0.08479 82 41 26 15
48 I say we get takeout. 1.6824 0.08063 85 41 30 14
49 I'm guessing mom wants us to get our own place. 1.6790 0.08394 81 40 27 14
50 It's modeled it on Melania's bedroom door 1.6790 0.09099 81 44 19 18
51 It started with a Post-it note and escalated quickly. 1.6786 0.08827 84 45 21 18
52 Raising a magician is exhausting. 1.6747 0.08060 83 40 30 13
53 I don't think they plan on feeding us. 1.6711 0.09622 76 43 15 18
54 I thought the ban on indoor dining meant restaurants? 1.6711 0.08863 76 39 23 14
55 No, I'm pretty sure our AirBnb hosts said it was cool to use the kitchen. 1.6711 0.08458 76 37 27 12
56 I still think that it would make more sense to just get rid of the cheesecake. 1.6711 0.09438 76 42 17 17
57 I've also switched to 2% Milk 1.6709 0.08397 79 39 27 13
58 I guessing the new roommate bought groceries. 1.6709 0.08775 79 41 23 15
59 I’m fine with takeout. 1.6667 0.08051 81 39 30 12
60 Alexa, remove all locks and traps 1.6604 0.10414 53 27 17 9
61 Whoever did this apparently didn't know the fridge was empty. 1.6579 0.08896 76 40 22 14
62 All this for one little mouse, Nick? 1.6579 0.09091 76 41 20 15
63 It’s about setting boundaries. 1.6575 0.08552 73 36 26 11
64 How big was the mouse? 1.6575 0.09195 73 39 20 14
65 They say you lose 20 pounds the first month. 1.6575 0.09195 73 39 20 14
66 Trust me, it's gets easier by day 5. 1.6571 0.08606 70 34 26 10
67 Or you could just label your stuff. 1.6548 0.08718 84 46 21 17
68 Do you think Greg’s still mad we ate his salsa? 1.6528 0.09519 72 40 17 15
69 Wait—it could be a trap. 1.6512 0.12400 43 24 10 9
70 That's nothing. You should see their liquor cabinet. 1.6494 0.08219 77 38 28 11
71 I hate having passive-aggressive roommates. 1.6471 0.09315 68 36 20 12
72 I froze the credit cards in water and put them in the freezer. 1.6471 0.09547 68 37 18 13
73 I think you're giving the raccoons too much credit. 1.6429 0.08642 70 35 25 10
74 Now swallow the key. 1.6429 0.09333 70 38 19 13
75 I don't think your parents want us here anymore 1.6418 0.08948 67 34 23 10
76 Let's order out. 1.6418 0.09440 67 36 19 12
77 Maybe we should ask for more details next time we do housesitting. 1.6418 0.09676 67 37 17 13
78 People that try this diet say it’s painful but it really works 1.6406 0.09010 64 32 23 9
79 I think they’re starting to regret letting us move back in... 1.6389 0.08913 72 38 22 12
80 And yet I can still hear those chocolate brownies calling to me! 1.6389 0.08691 72 37 24 11
81 No wonder they didn’t include kitchen pics in the Airbnb profile 1.6377 0.09455 69 38 18 13
82 You're right. We need our own place. 1.6377 0.09677 69 39 16 14
83 And let me tell you, the bedroom is a minefield. 1.6377 0.09455 69 38 18 13
84 At least the booze is in the den 1.6377 0.08993 69 36 22 11
85 It worked for your porn addiction. 1.6364 0.09568 66 36 18 12
86 If you like the kitchen, you'll love the bidet. 1.6364 0.10043 66 38 14 14
87 Ok. But wait 'til you see what I have lined up for your sex addiction. 1.6324 0.08865 68 35 23 10
88 What can you tell me about the previous owners? 1.6308 0.09449 65 35 19 11
89 Tonight, little Joey sleepwalks for the last time. 1.6296 0.10339 54 29 16 9
90 Do you think Mom & Dad are trying to tell us we overstayed our welcome? 1.6296 0.16144 27 16 5 6
91 So how's the diet going? 1.6286 0.08432 70 35 26 9
92 The best part of my new diet plan: No complicated point system. 1.6271 0.09013 59 29 23 7
93 You were right - looks like breakfast is NOT included 1.6250 0.10084 64 37 14 13
94 My parents are still in a stand-off on the kitchen make-over. 1.6250 0.11706 40 21 13 6
95 Honey, when they said kitchens are closed until Phase 4, I'm not sure they meant at home. 1.6230 0.09963 61 34 16 11
96 This diet's torture. 1.6230 0.08798 61 30 24 7
97 It just seemed easier than exercise. 1.6226 0.10851 53 30 13 10
98 So how's your Houdini diet going? 1.6212 0.09599 66 37 17 12
99 Maybe Mom and Dad didn’t want us moving home after college 1.6212 0.09353 66 36 19 11
100 Remember when she just used to leave a Post-It Note on her yogurt? 1.6212 0.09839 66 38 15 13
101 Anything else before your brother arrives? 1.6207 0.09471 58 30 20 8
102 I’ve lost 17lbs and only 3 toes, so I think this diet plan is working 1.6197 0.08597 71 37 24 10
103 Good thing the liquor cabinet’s in the dining room. 1.6190 0.11279 42 22 14 6
104 Sure, it may cost me an arm and a leg, but I WILL fit into last year’s swimsuit! 1.6154 0.09480 65 36 18 11
105 See, that's the difference between child-resistant and childproof. 1.6154 0.09730 65 37 16 12
106 He couldn’t just write his name on his food like everyone else? 1.6154 0.09974 65 38 14 13
107 Weight Watchers has really changed since the eighties. 1.6133 0.08677 75 41 22 12
108 Yeah but if we go out we'd have to put masks on. 1.6129 0.09852 62 35 16 11
109 Would you like something to drink? 1.6111 0.10379 54 30 15 9
110 Now we’ll see who will do ‘anything’ for a Klondike bar... 1.6111 0.11032 54 32 11 11
111 Trust me, you haven’t seen this rat. 1.6102 0.09675 59 32 18 9
112 What do you mean I may have an eating disorder? 1.6094 0.09610 64 36 17 11
113 No, I really do like it. I just wish you would have waited until I put the groceries away. 1.6081 0.09191 74 43 17 14
114 Babe, my birth control pills are in there. 1.6071 0.10090 56 31 16 9
115 If you're positive it's Rocky Road I'll give it a shot. 1.6066 0.09994 61 35 15 11
116 Maybe it would be simpler just to join Weight Watchers. 1.6066 0.09717 61 34 17 10
117 I didn't think that this new diet would be so strict! 1.6066 0.09717 61 34 17 10
118 I would define it as roommate overkill. 1.6061 0.09627 66 38 16 12
119 Do you think your parents are trying to tell us we need to move out? 1.6061 0.09382 66 37 18 11
120 It looked so different in the Ikea catalog. 1.6034 0.09820 58 32 17 9
121 We weren’t happy on the Paleo diet so we’re going to give Medieval a try 1.6032 0.10002 63 37 14 12
122 I don’t know, it feels like a trap. 1.6032 0.09477 63 35 18 10
123 Maybe moving back in with Mom and Dad wasn't such a good idea. 1.6029 0.09633 68 40 15 13
124 Seems worth it. You first. 1.6000 0.09567 60 33 18 9
125 Well, the rental listing did say no kitchen access. 1.6000 0.09858 60 34 16 10
126 it’s sort of like Paleo but with consequences. 1.6000 0.09567 60 33 18 9
127 Where do you think we should put the quicksand? 1.6000 0.08957 60 31 22 7
128 Feel like ordering a pizza? 1.6000 0.09267 60 32 20 8
129 Shh - I hear the muffled pleas of Ben and Jerry. 1.6000 0.10140 60 35 14 11
130 It was either this, or exercise for the rest of quarantine. 1.5968 0.09330 62 34 19 9
131 You could just tell me that you don’t like my cooking. 1.5968 0.09609 62 35 17 10
132 He clearly said, “Help yourself to anything in the kitchen.”. 1.5968 0.08437 62 31 25 6
133 The chain really ties it all together. 1.5965 0.10278 57 33 14 10
134 It’s still safer than eating out. 1.5965 0.09969 57 32 16 9
135 This new diet is really going to kill us huh? 1.5962 0.10728 52 30 13 9
136 I don’t even care about the ice cream anymore. I just want to prove we can out smart her. 1.5962 0.10000 52 28 17 7
137 They’re teenagers, Ed, not wild animals.” 1.5932 0.09084 59 31 21 7
138 I think your personal trainer’s tactics are a bit extreme. 1.5926 0.10073 54 30 16 8
139 Losing a limb still counts as losing weight, right? 1.5926 0.10073 54 30 16 8
140 It sure puts the ‘die’ in ‘diet.’ 1.5926 0.09720 54 29 18 7
141 Maybe it's time we found a place of our own. 1.5926 0.10414 54 31 14 9
142 If this doesn't work we'll h ave to use the duct tape. 1.5926 0.15340 27 16 6 5
143 I think I can make it, if you go first. 1.5926 0.10744 54 32 12 10
144 They call it the Medieval diet 1.5926 0.09720 54 29 18 7
145 High risk but very low calorie. 1.5926 0.10073 54 30 16 8
146 But you won't wear a mask? 1.5926 0.10073 54 30 16 8
147 The best part of my diet is I left the keys in the fridge with the butter. 1.5926 0.10414 54 31 14 9
148 It's subtle, but I get it. 1.5926 0.10414 54 31 14 9
149 On the other hand, I have a bag of chips in the car. 1.5926 0.08972 54 27 22 5
150 Oh crap, I think I left my car keys in there. 1.5926 0.10073 54 30 16 8
151 I really think we should have gone with the moat. 1.5926 0.10744 54 32 12 10
152 Mom's serious about us getting jobs,huh? 1.5902 0.09460 61 34 18 9
153 On second thought let’s just try Keto. 1.5902 0.09460 61 34 18 9
154 I have some dietary restrictions. 1.5893 0.09458 56 30 19 7
155 That's done. Now for Facebook. 1.5893 0.10437 56 33 13 10
156 Do you think this will keep three teenage boys out f the refrigerator? 1.5893 0.09458 56 30 19 7
157 I would kill for a bear claw. 1.5882 0.13429 34 20 8 6
158 Do you think I'm controlling? 1.5862 0.08880 58 30 22 6
159 You're sure there are no small parts children might choke on? 1.5862 0.10445 58 35 12 11
160 Point made. 1.5862 0.08880 58 30 22 6
161 Too much? 1.5849 0.10921 53 32 11 10
162 But does it bring you joy? 1.5849 0.09874 53 29 17 7
163 You should see how they secure the toilet paper. 1.5849 0.11566 53 34 7 12
164 So this must be the Impaleo Diet prep that Diane was telling us about" 1.5849 0.10583 53 31 13 9
165 No, honey, I said we need more LOX in the kitchen. 1.5849 0.10235 53 30 15 8
166 Paleo wasn’t working, so I upgraded to medieval. 1.5818 0.09602 55 30 18 7
167 He's a teenager, Jack! Not a bear for God's sake! 1.5818 0.10279 55 32 14 9
168 I don’t know... could be a trap. 1.5789 0.10604 57 35 11 11
169 It’s your turn to make dinner. 1.5789 0.09678 57 32 17 8
170 I call it the im-paleo diet" 1.5789 0.10305 57 34 13 10
171 I've never heard of the Houdini diet, but it looks effective! 1.5789 0.10604 57 35 11 11
172 It helps me figure out if I’m hungry or just bored. 1.5769 0.10032 52 29 16 7
173 We should've just gotten the Peloton. 1.5769 0.10402 52 30 14 8
174 I think that Mom is trying to lose weight again. 1.5769 0.09649 52 28 18 6
175 Let’s just order take out. 1.5763 0.10315 59 36 12 11
176 My mom is still adjusting to me moving back in. 1.5763 0.09426 59 33 18 8
177 I see now why it's called the Houdini diet. 1.5763 0.09426 59 33 18 8
178 The kids have had it with eating in. 1.5758 0.12332 33 18 11 4
179 The carbs are in there, and we're out here. I think we're safe now. 1.5745 0.10858 47 27 13 7
180 You think they want us to move out? 1.5741 0.10101 54 31 15 8
181 Couldn't he just put his name on his leftovers? 1.5741 0.09384 54 29 19 6
182 Now that we're thin, do you remember where we hid the keys? 1.5741 0.10771 54 33 11 10
183 We should have taken the cheese out of the fridge before we started. 1.5714 0.13041 28 15 10 3
184 I said linguini not houdini 1.5714 0.10911 49 29 12 8
185 I think we are starting to wear out our welcome here.... 1.5714 0.10514 49 28 14 7
186 Another lockdown? 1.5714 0.10514 49 28 14 7
187 Should we go back to Post-It notes? 1.5714 0.10514 49 28 14 7
188 I'd give an arm and a leg for some icecream right now 1.5690 0.09240 58 32 19 7
189 I guess labelling your stuff didn't work? 1.5690 0.10175 58 35 13 10
190 The Medieval Diet Plan is really working. 1.5686 0.09395 51 27 19 5
191 I told the kids I was cooking dinner tonight...again. Well played kids, well played 1.5686 0.10196 51 29 15 7
192 It's part of my new medieval diet. 1.5686 0.09804 51 28 17 6
193 Oh, I disagree. Ice cream is worth it. 1.5686 0.10574 51 30 13 8
194 I think it's time to review our roommate agreement. 1.5686 0.09804 51 28 17 6
195 Or we could exercise 1.5686 0.11291 51 32 9 10
196 Wanna go out? 1.5660 0.10609 53 32 12 9
197 I’m still not sure it will work with teenagers. 1.5660 0.09528 53 29 18 6
198 Let's dine out tonight. 1.5660 0.10609 53 32 12 9
199 I’m way too stoned for this. 1.5652 0.11056 46 27 12 7
200 Looks like the AirBNB listing was serious about the kitchen being off-limits. 1.5636 0.10303 55 33 13 9
201 I'm sorry, I saw a spider 1.5625 0.13424 32 19 8 5
202 On the bright side, I have lost five pounds. 1.5625 0.09833 48 26 17 5
203 I'm really not that hungry anyway. 1.5610 0.11608 41 24 11 6
204 I'll do it for a Klondike bar 1.5600 0.10365 50 29 14 7
205 The last pound is the hardest. 1.5600 0.10751 50 30 12 8
206 I thought they said "bring bagels; we have lox" 1.5600 0.10365 50 29 14 7
207 Intermittent fasting, day two. 1.5600 0.11125 50 31 10 9
208 He’s a sixteen year old boy, Marsha - I just don’t think it’s going to be enough. 1.5577 0.10426 52 31 13 8
209 I’m thinking it’s time we got our own place. 1.5577 0.10426 52 31 13 8
210 You should have thought of that before you put the beer in the frig. 1.5577 0.10426 52 31 13 8
211 Georgia is going to use these in the polling stations in November. 1.5556 0.11262 45 27 11 7
212 It’s new. It’s called the Alcatraz Diet. 1.5536 0.10787 56 36 9 11
213 You’re not hungry. You’re bored 1.5532 0.09027 47 24 20 3
214 Losing those last five pounds is the hardest. 1.5532 0.09999 47 26 16 5
215 This is not what I meant by giving an arm and a leg for a good meal 1.5532 0.10452 47 27 14 6
216 We will start eating healthy, even if it kills us 1.5532 0.10885 47 28 12 7
217 It’s the only thing that keeps me from snacking in between video calls. 1.5532 0.09999 47 26 16 5
218 Larry, your sourdough starter isn't that valuable. 1.5532 0.10885 47 28 12 7
219 The cage really ties the room together. 1.5532 0.11302 47 29 10 8
220 Kinda puts the “die” back in diet, doesn’t it? 1.5532 0.10885 47 28 12 7
221 Would it kill you to make dinner? 1.5532 0.09999 47 26 16 5
222 The key? It’s behind the pallet of Chips Ahoys in the garage. 1.5517 0.13669 29 17 8 4
223 So, I guess we have to order pizza 1.5510 0.10539 49 29 13 7
224 Paleo was tough, but medieval is going to kill me.” 1.5510 0.10935 49 30 11 8
225 In her defense, the post-it notes weren’t working. 1.5490 0.10219 51 30 14 7
226 You should see where I keep the toilet paper 1.5490 0.10595 51 31 12 8
227 Or we could find a different babysitter’ 1.5490 0.10219 51 30 14 7
228 It just seems so very low tech for an IT guy. 1.5490 0.10219 51 30 14 7
229 When the authorities said "lockdown," this isn't what they meant. 1.5490 0.09827 51 29 16 6
230 It's called the diet to die for. 1.5490 0.10595 51 31 12 8
231 We still have a fridge in the garage, right? 1.5472 0.09549 53 30 17 6
232 He's a teenager. Of course he'll get to the food. 1.5472 0.10628 53 33 11 9
233 I think mom wants us to move out 1.5472 0.10281 53 32 13 8
234 My parents are on the same diet. 1.5472 0.09922 53 31 15 7
235 It's intimidating, for sure, but my money's on the squirrel. 1.5455 0.11926 44 28 8 8
236 So...does ordering take out sound good? 1.5455 0.08921 55 30 20 5
237 I think it might be just a little too complicated to market as an easy weight loss system. 1.5455 0.11004 44 26 12 6
238 That oughta keep the refrigerator from running! 1.5455 0.13824 33 21 6 6
239 All I said to the kids is that I was going to start cooking again. 1.5455 0.09454 44 23 18 3
240 Wait until you see what I've fixed up for the bedroom. 1.5435 0.09684 46 25 17 4
241 You said the mouse was how big? 1.5417 0.10296 48 28 14 6
242 We could just stop asking him to babysit. 1.5417 0.09856 48 27 16 5
243 Not only have I lost weight, but my quick-twitch motor skills are off the charts! 1.5417 0.09856 48 27 16 5
244 So....take-out it is? 1.5417 0.10296 48 28 14 6
245 Maybe we should consider a partial re-opening? 1.5417 0.10296 48 28 14 6
246 Medieval is the new Keto. 1.5417 0.11124 48 30 10 8
247 It's getting more and more difficult to avoid eating out. 1.5417 0.08912 48 25 20 3
248 Or, we could try self-discipline. 1.5417 0.10718 48 29 12 7
249 After all else failed, they decided this is what it would take to stop snacking during quarantine. 1.5417 0.10296 48 28 14 6
250 You can always tell when Grandma made pies for the church fund raiser ! 1.5417 0.09856 48 27 16 5
251 But it would be a meal to die for. 1.5417 0.08912 48 25 20 3
252 That mouse has met his match! 1.5417 0.11516 48 31 8 9
253 You kept the keys, right? 1.5400 0.09566 50 28 17 5
254 Maybe it's bed OR breakfast...? 1.5400 0.10770 50 31 11 8
255 You know, most people just complain to their friends about their spouse’s cooking. 1.5400 0.09566 50 28 17 5
256 And your friend kept the weight off? 1.5400 0.09984 50 29 15 6
257 Do you think it's enough to keep us from the cheese cake? 1.5400 0.10770 50 31 11 8
258 Maybe we should just go back to Weight Watchers. 1.5400 0.10384 50 30 13 7
259 I had in mind a more open-concept kitchen. 1.5400 0.10384 50 30 13 7
260 What are you storing there ? Toilet paper ? 1.5400 0.09984 50 29 15 6
261 Well, I think we're ready for the teenage years. 1.5400 0.10384 50 30 13 7
262 Maybe we shouldn’t have gone with Houdini Kitchen Designers 1.5400 0.09984 50 29 15 6
263 Or should the moat with alligators go there? 1.5400 0.09566 50 28 17 5
264 Would it have stopped you at 14? 1.5400 0.09566 50 28 17 5
265 Has anyone ever suggested that you may have a sharing problem? 1.5400 0.10384 50 30 13 7
266 Well, it's not the most welcoming Airbnb we've have stayed . 1.5400 0.08671 50 26 21 3
267 What’s phase two? 1.5385 0.09694 52 30 16 6
268 I know it looks extreme, honey...but it's the only way we're ever going to use up all of those pinto beans in the pantry. 1.5385 0.10076 52 31 14 7
269 The owner said there was a trick to opening the fridge. 1.5385 0.10443 52 32 12 8
270 I told you that someday the smart appliances would rebel... 1.5370 0.10807 54 35 9 10
271 Are you saying I’m fat? 1.5366 0.09937 41 22 16 3
272 I ate my roommate’s leftovers ONE time 1.5349 0.11211 43 26 11 6
273 So that’s not what you had in mind when you asked me to childproof the house? 1.5349 0.10705 43 25 13 5
274 I’m trying to be more mindful when I eat. 1.5349 0.10705 43 25 13 5
275 How big was the mouse, exactly? 1.5349 0.12158 43 28 7 8
276 This gives a whole new meaning to “snack attack.” 1.5349 0.09615 43 23 17 3
277 Couldn't you just mark your milk with a line? 1.5349 0.10175 43 24 15 4
278 I still think we need a moat. 1.5333 0.11721 45 29 8 8
279 It's the Houdini diet. 1.5333 0.12144 45 30 6 9
280 If you think I'm fat, just say so. 1.5333 0.11282 45 28 10 7
281 I guess I just had a different understanding of house arrest. 1.5333 0.10825 45 27 12 6
282 This is how my family does Passover. 1.5333 0.10347 45 26 14 5
283 I told you we outstayed our welcome 1.5333 0.11721 45 29 8 8
284 Neither of us can cook anyway...let’s make an offer. 1.5333 0.11282 45 28 10 7
285 I'd say Dad was pretty serious about claiming that last slice of pie. 1.5333 0.11282 45 28 10 7
286 So that's all it takes to become a super model? 1.5333 0.09847 45 25 16 4
287 Now I’m thirsty. 1.5333 0.10347 45 26 14 5
288 I guess Weight Watchers weren't kidding about their platinum plan... 1.5333 0.10825 45 27 12 6
289 You know, we could just agree to not keep ice cream in the house. 1.5333 0.11282 45 28 10 7
290 It’s your night to cook. 1.5333 0.10825 45 27 12 6
291 Couldn't we just do Keto? 1.5333 0.10825 45 27 12 6
292 Maybe we should just call it quits and return him to the shelter. 1.5333 0.11282 45 28 10 7
293 Are we overthinking this? 1.5319 0.10019 47 27 15 5
294 Suzanne said she lost fifteen pounds without trying. 1.5319 0.10019 47 27 15 5
295 I’ve heard promising things about the new Impaleo Diet. 1.5306 0.10951 49 31 10 8
296 Okay, then. If this doesn't work, let's try self-control. 1.5306 0.09716 49 28 16 5
297 Do you think mom would mind if I ate the rest of that cake? 1.5294 0.09843 51 30 15 6
298 Looks like we’re ordering takeout again 1.5283 0.09936 53 32 14 7
299 Maybe it would have been simpler to join Weight Watchers. 1.5278 0.10901 36 20 13 3
300 The agent did say that the Kitchen had Viking appliances 1.5238 0.12400 42 28 6 8
301 You’ve gotta admit, this is still safer than going outside... 1.5238 0.09782 42 23 16 3
302 Well, at least the floor isn’t lava 1.5238 0.10905 42 25 12 5
303 Now you’ll HAVE to take me to brunch. 1.5238 0.10905 42 25 12 5
304 I think there's a message here. 1.5238 0.09782 42 23 16 3
305 I'm feeling peckish; would you mind? 1.5238 0.09169 42 22 18 2
306 That should work until the gym opens. 1.5238 0.10905 42 25 12 5
307 Please tell me that was your stomach growling. 1.5238 0.10905 42 25 12 5
308 Seriously? You left the cheese for the traps in the fridge. 1.5238 0.10905 42 25 12 5
309 My friend did say, "the first two weeks of this diet will be brutal." 1.5238 0.11425 42 26 10 6
310 Tell me again, who recommended our new decorator? 1.5238 0.11922 42 27 8 7
311 Can't you just write your name on the bottle like the other housemates? 1.5238 0.10358 42 24 14 4
312 It's no good. I can still hear the cheesecake calling me... 1.5238 0.09782 42 23 16 3
313 I feel like it would have been easier to just not buy ice cream. 1.5238 0.11425 42 26 10 6
314 Well, you shouldn't have drank my oat milk. 1.5238 0.09782 42 23 16 3
315 It really ties the room together. 1.5238 0.09782 42 23 16 3
316 Weight watchers said it’ll go back to meetings after the pandemic 1.5227 0.11020 44 27 11 6
317 Somehow I feel like the mouse won 1.5227 0.10530 44 26 13 5
318 I really think this diet is going to work 1.5227 0.11020 44 27 11 6
319 Honey, you have to stop thinking of food as a reward. 1.5227 0.10530 44 26 13 5
320 I. Am. Tired. Of. Cooking. 1.5227 0.11490 44 28 9 7
321 I'm telling you, the cookies are THAT good. 1.5227 0.10015 44 25 15 4
322 Well, we did notice that AirBnB ad didn't describe the kitchen. 1.5227 0.10530 44 26 13 5
323 Don't fall into the dieting trap. 1.5227 0.11020 44 27 11 6
324 I think writing your name on your stuff would be enough. 1.5217 0.10186 46 27 14 5
325 This is more humane than the glue traps, right?! 1.5217 0.10186 46 27 14 5
326 Just 24 hours to go and all the coronavirus on our groceries should be dead 1.5217 0.10650 46 28 12 6
327 Or, we could just order in. 1.5217 0.10186 46 27 14 5
328 Paleo is ancient history, but I'm not sure about this Medieval Diet. 1.5217 0.11094 46 29 10 7
329 ..and Trump's tax returns are in there? 1.5217 0.10186 46 27 14 5
330 Or we could send him to boarding school. 1.5217 0.11094 46 29 10 7
331 So, if you want a snack, the keys are in the tiger cage out back. 1.5217 0.11933 46 31 6 9
332 So they really took lockdown seriously 1.5217 0.10650 46 28 12 6
333 My roommate is so dramatic, a passive aggressive note would've been fine. 1.5217 0.10650 46 28 12 6
334 Yeah, there’s a lot of prep, but I already lost seven pounds. 1.5217 0.10186 46 27 14 5
335 So how long will your brother be staying with us? 1.5217 0.09700 46 26 16 4
336 When you said the new diet was torture, I thought you meant it metaphorically. 1.5217 0.11522 46 30 8 8
337 I’m guessing this is where they have their sourdough starter. 1.5217 0.10186 46 27 14 5
338 Nope, if I know cheesecake is in there, I will still get to it. 1.5208 0.09411 48 27 17 4
339 Well...I guess we’re going back to lock down 1.5208 0.10731 48 30 11 7
340 I don't mean to be overly critical, but you forgot to fold the hand towel again. 1.5208 0.11136 48 31 9 8
341 Couldn't you just put your name on your leftovers? 1.5208 0.09870 48 28 15 5
342 I hope the escape rooms open soon. The kids ran out of ideas 1.5200 0.09996 50 30 14 6
343 What if four bears break in? 1.5200 0.09996 50 30 14 6
344 I think mom and dad may want us to move out. 1.5192 0.10086 52 32 13 7
345 Ladies first. 1.5152 0.13845 33 22 5 6
346 Aesthetically, I prefer the motivational magnet collection. 1.5152 0.12402 33 20 9 4
347 Or do you think it’d look better in wrought iron ? 1.5135 0.11378 37 22 11 4
348 let’s take a step back and reassess how we got here. 1.5135 0.09971 37 20 15 2
349 Couldn't you just have said" I am tired of cooking"? 1.5128 0.11542 39 24 10 5
350 So, you bought a new bathing suit? 1.5122 0.11646 41 26 9 6
351 I don’t think anyone will notice that the metal doesn’t match. 1.5122 0.11646 41 26 9 6
352 Looks good, the sitter will be here shortly. 1.5122 0.11110 41 25 11 5
353 I’m thinking we do takeout tonight. 1.5122 0.10547 41 24 13 4
354 Are you sure this is what Trump said to do? 1.5122 0.11110 41 25 11 5
355 I think that pretty much puts the "die" back into diet. 1.5122 0.12158 41 27 7 7
356 I’m getting the feeling that Mom and Dad want us to shelter-in-place somewhere else... 1.5122 0.12158 41 27 7 7
357 I know the AirBNB host said no kitchen privileges but I’m really hungry. 1.5122 0.11646 41 26 9 6
358 Have you thought about just joining Weight Watchers? 1.5116 0.10188 43 25 14 4
359 I think we need to add a moat. 1.5116 0.10717 43 26 12 5
360 It was free with the Keto diet plan. 1.5116 0.12169 43 29 6 8
361 I think I liked Weight Watchers better when it was just points. 1.5116 0.11705 43 28 8 7
362 I hear there might be some risks with the Houdini diet. 1.5116 0.10188 43 25 14 4
363 Every AirBnb has its quirks. 1.5116 0.11222 43 27 10 6
364 Whose turn is it to get the ice cream? 1.5116 0.10717 43 26 12 5
365 Now we'll know if your sister is eating all the ice cream. 1.5116 0.10188 43 25 14 4
366 Wait, it might be a trap. 1.5116 0.12169 43 29 6 8
367 I suppose we missed this during the open house? 1.5116 0.11222 43 27 10 6
368 The host really meant it when she said breakfast not included 1.5111 0.09859 45 26 15 4
369 Well I think we've babyproofed it. 1.5111 0.10358 45 27 13 5
370 No one will know where I hid my jewelry! 1.5111 0.10358 45 27 13 5
371 I'm starting to think getting a third roommate was a mistake. 1.5111 0.09332 45 25 17 3
372 I knew when they said ‘Help yourself to anything in the kitchen’ something felt wrong... 1.5111 0.10358 45 27 13 5
373 Didn't your folks say, 'Make yourselves at home'? 1.5111 0.10358 45 27 13 5
374 Kind of gives new meaning to that old phrase, “dying of hunger” doesn’t it? 1.5111 0.10358 45 27 13 5
375 I don't know. I think I prefer the stainless. 1.5111 0.10835 45 28 11 6
376 Now all we need to do is swallow the key. 1.5111 0.10358 45 27 13 5
377 The kids will still find a way. 1.5111 0.10358 45 27 13 5
378 So, we'll be ordering in? 1.5111 0.11291 45 29 9 7
379 I do value your art, Claire, but I’m starving. 1.5106 0.10029 47 28 14 5
380 Looks like our welcome has worn out. 1.5106 0.10480 47 29 12 6
381 It's your turn to check if we are out of milk 1.5106 0.09556 47 27 16 4
382 She wasn’t kidding, this diet is torture. 1.5106 0.09060 47 26 18 3
383 I don't know, dear. I think your mom should have opted for bariatric surgery. 1.5106 0.09556 47 27 16 4
384 I know I gave you the keys. 1.5106 0.09060 47 26 18 3
385 The good news is I lost 30 lbs. The bad news is that we lost my mother. 1.5106 0.10029 47 28 14 5
386 Well, here it is... the winning entry in our art contest "Describe Your Adolescence" ... 1.5106 0.10480 47 29 12 6
387 Just give me a second honey. I think I remember this one from Boy Scouts 1.5000 0.14086 28 18 6 4
388 Takeout it is 1.5000 0.10655 46 29 11 6
389 Did you remember to find the cat before throwing away the key? 1.5000 0.10535 44 27 12 5
390 I told you to stop eating her left-overs... 1.5000 0.10911 36 21 12 3
391 When I weighed the risk against going to the gym, it made sense. 1.5000 0.11099 46 30 9 7
392 But the liquor cabinet is still open right? 1.5000 0.10500 38 22 13 3
393 But is it too similar to Mitch and Betsy’s? 1.5000 0.11431 42 27 9 6
394 this is not what I meant by hunger games 1.5000 0.10742 40 24 12 4
395 Geez babe, I thought paleo was working fine. 1.5000 0.10911 42 26 11 5
396 Do you think this will stop me? 1.5000 0.09195 46 26 17 3
397 I think I prefer Mouse Trap the board game to Mouse Trap the diet. 1.5000 0.10535 44 27 12 5
398 I saw it on Noom. 1.5000 0.10535 44 27 12 5
399 This is just for show. I keep all the good stuff in the extra fridge in the garage. 1.5000 0.10911 36 21 12 3
400 We are going to get healthy or die trying. 1.5000 0.10535 44 27 12 5
401 Turns out it's cheaper than Weight Watchers, in the long run. 1.5000 0.10535 44 27 12 5
402 Honey- I said we need more "lox"... 1.5000 0.11026 44 28 10 6
403 Nice try, honey. But my mother's still coming this weekend. 1.5000 0.10535 44 27 12 5
404 Is this is what they meant by food security? 1.5000 0.09473 40 22 16 2
405 To be safe, let’s add a sign. 1.5000 0.10535 44 27 12 5
406 ‘I sometimes wonder if your sister ever forgave us for not watering the plants.’ 1.5000 0.10191 46 28 13 5
407 It’s not a diet. I just miss having to work for my next meal. 1.5000 0.10191 46 28 13 5
408 Let’s eat out tonight 1.5000 0.10191 46 28 13 5
409 You realize this is a bullcrap diet plan, don't you? 1.5000 0.12928 38 26 5 7
410 Well, the landlady did say no kitchen privileges. 1.5000 0.10742 40 24 12 4
411 It's almost like there's a message here, but it's such a mystery! 1.5000 0.09473 40 22 16 2
412 I think the medieval diet might be a little high in iron. 1.5000 0.10655 46 29 11 6
413 OK, before we start, you're sure there's Haagen-Dazs in there? 1.5000 0.11431 42 27 9 6
414 Finally, a diet that's honest about how torturous it is 1.5000 0.11323 40 25 10 5
415 These are the trappings for the Medieval Diet. Wait till you see what we can eat on Day 5. 1.5000 0.11875 40 26 8 6
416 The homes tour this year is a bit edgier. 1.5000 0.10742 40 24 12 4
417 I think Mom misunderstood lockdown. 1.5000 0.11875 40 26 8 6
418 Wouldn’t it just be easier to kick your roommate out? 1.5000 0.10314 48 30 12 6
419 Couldn't your mom have done Atkins or something? 1.5000 0.10127 40 23 14 3
420 Wow. Mom is getting serious about ending Dad's late night snacking. 1.5000 0.10127 40 23 14 3
421 The official end to the honor system. 1.5000 0.11026 44 28 10 6
422 Have I made it clear that I’d like to eat out tonight? 1.5000 0.10191 46 28 13 5
423 The Impaleo Diet 1.5000 0.12910 40 28 4 8
424 But what if there's chocolate ice cream? 1.5000 0.09706 46 27 15 4
425 So you told your mom we were stopping by? 1.5000 0.11616 36 22 10 4
426 I’ve tried every diet from Atkins to Weight Watchers, but I’ve finally found something that works for me. 1.5000 0.11323 40 25 10 5
427 All this and the Ben & Jerry’s was still gone by morning. 1.5000 0.12366 38 25 7 6
428 Are there any other impulses you need help controlling? 1.5000 0.10535 44 27 12 5
429 Don't be silly, my parents LOVE having you. 1.5000 0.10742 40 24 12 4
430 So next time, just ask before you eat my leftovers. 1.5000 0.09479 44 25 16 3
431 You said you’d write down the passwords. 1.5000 0.09789 42 24 15 3
432 I'm sure that whatever is in that refrigerator is simply to die for. 1.5000 0.11099 46 30 9 7
433 I put my name on that pizza slice and you just ignored it. 1.5000 0.10742 40 24 12 4
434 Gives new meaning to this whole "lockdown thing" doesn't it? 1.5000 0.15926 24 16 4 4
435 Wait...You keep your toilet paper in the refrigerator? 1.5000 0.10191 46 28 13 5
436 Looks like Dad went off his diet again. 1.5000 0.10911 42 26 11 5
437 Intermittent fasting just wasn’t cutting it. 1.5000 0.10742 40 24 12 4
438 I guess the owners who rented this house to us are really serious about us not using their food! 1.5000 0.11880 32 19 10 3
439 The sourdough starter is secure. 1.5000 0.09479 44 25 16 3
440 Looks like this airbnb doesn't include the kitchen. 1.4898 0.10153 49 31 12 6
441 I just need mustard. 1.4894 0.10029 47 29 13 5
442 I think they misunderstood when I asked for a kitchen renovation with all the trappings. 1.4894 0.10029 47 29 13 5
443 I'd kill for a snack right now. 1.4894 0.10480 47 30 11 6
444 There's a cheesecake in there that's to die for. 1.4894 0.10480 47 30 11 6
445 For now, yeah, but after your first trimester, who knows? 1.4894 0.09556 47 28 15 4
446 Pizza it is. 1.4894 0.10480 47 30 11 6
447 self discipline was never my long suit 1.4894 0.09060 47 27 17 3
448 I know its excessive but it is the only bottle of sanitizer we have! 1.4889 0.09859 45 27 14 4
449 So, I guess just counting calories is not an option. 1.4889 0.08775 45 25 18 2
450 We probably should have thought this through better ..... have you seen the cat? 1.4884 0.11222 43 28 9 6
451 Isn’t this taking the idea of ‘lock down’ a bit too far?” 1.4884 0.10188 43 26 13 4
452 If the President's formula is correct, then less access to food should eliminate hunger, right? 1.4884 0.10717 43 27 11 5
453 Whatever's inside will be as mediocre as the winning caption. 1.4884 0.12169 43 30 5 8
454 Fine, we can get take out 1.4878 0.09952 41 24 14 3
455 I think I liked it better when you would just slap the sandwich out of my hand 1.4878 0.09319 41 23 16 2
456 You definitely saw the mouse in the kitchen? 1.4878 0.11110 41 26 10 5
457 And now let me show you our toilet paper protection. 1.4878 0.12158 41 28 6 7
458 It seems that other kitchens have relaxed their lockdown restrictions by now. 1.4878 0.10547 41 25 12 4
459 They must have teenagers. 1.4878 0.10547 41 25 12 4
460 You're taking 'lock down' a bit too far. 1.4878 0.11646 41 27 8 6
461 Would adding explosives be overkill? 1.4878 0.10547 41 25 12 4
462 ‘Odd’? Wait until see the toilet. 1.4878 0.10547 41 25 12 4
463 Your last piece of cheesecake is safe. 1.4878 0.10547 41 25 12 4
464 Atkins wasn't working. 1.4878 0.12158 41 28 6 7
465 One way or another, you’re gonna lose 20 lbs. 1.4872 0.12113 39 26 7 6
466 Okay, now we can smoke that joint 1.4872 0.12113 39 26 7 6
467 Frankly, I think it works better in the bedroom. 1.4872 0.10942 39 24 11 4
468 The sour cream has gone VERY bad. 1.4872 0.10307 39 23 13 3
469 I know the vacation rental agreement said the kitchen was off limits, but this is a little extreme! 1.4872 0.11542 39 25 9 5
470 I dunno, somehow how I thought this would be more effective than Weight Watchers 1.4872 0.10307 39 23 13 3
471 I still think this might be overkill for a three pound weight gain. 1.4872 0.10307 39 23 13 3
472 I don’t know, this diet seems a little excessive. 1.4872 0.09630 39 22 15 2
473 How do you feel about ordering Thai tonight? 1.4872 0.11542 39 25 9 5
474 We need to start reading these Airbnb advertisements more closely. 1.4872 0.10942 39 24 11 4
475 I think this will be even more effective than intermittent fasting. 1.4872 0.10942 39 24 11 4
476 Yeah, but you said he was smarter than the average bear. 1.4865 0.13210 37 26 4 7
477 I guess we should pay our part of the rent. 1.4865 0.11378 37 23 10 4
478 Well, the rental agreement did say that the kitchen was off limits. 1.4865 0.10698 37 22 12 3
479 You’re right, this is easier than going to the gym. 1.4865 0.10698 37 22 12 3
480 First the Peloton machine, now this. Fuck you, Harold. 1.4865 0.12629 37 25 6 6
481 But the eggs are cage free. 1.4865 0.10698 37 22 12 3
482 I'd give my right arm for some ice cream" is an idiom Ted 1.4865 0.12629 37 25 6 6
483 The great thing is that it reflects how I feel about cooking. 1.4865 0.11378 37 23 10 4
484 To be fair, Airbnb did say "breakfast not included" 1.4865 0.09971 37 21 14 2
485 Of course it'll work. Tina lost twelve pounds in the first week. 1.4865 0.11378 37 23 10 4
486 I think I finally found a diet that works. 1.4857 0.11131 35 21 11 3
487 I thought you said there are "lox" in the fridge... 1.4857 0.12550 35 23 7 5
488 I've already lost 3 pounds. 1.4857 0.11862 35 22 9 4
489 Should we consider the possibility he locked himself inside . . .with the food? 1.4857 0.10348 35 20 13 2
490 Just wait until you see the bedroom. 1.4857 0.11862 35 22 9 4
491 Do you remember where we hid the take-out menus ? 1.4848 0.12402 33 21 8 4
492 Well, at least we'll be gluten-free together. 1.4848 0.12402 33 21 8 4
493 It was only one ant and it probably came in with the groceries. This is major overkill. 1.4848 0.12402 33 21 8 4
494 Or, we could just ask your brother to stay in a motel. 1.4848 0.11613 33 20 10 3
495 I mean, I like the colors 1.4839 0.12156 31 19 9 3
496 It's a new weight-loss program called Doom. 1.4839 0.13010 31 20 7 4
497 I guess that would explain why this place had all those low ratings on air-bnb 1.4815 0.13472 27 17 7 3
498 My new diet regimen is pretty strict 1.4783 0.10650 46 30 10 6
499 His tax returns are in there? 1.4783 0.10186 46 29 12 5
500 I think Mom would prefer we go out to eat. 1.4783 0.10650 46 30 10 6
501 I'm calling it the medieval diet. 1.4783 0.10186 46 29 12 5
502 Waddya think? It's called the Fort Knox diet. 1.4783 0.10650 46 30 10 6
503 So I put the chocolate chip cookies in the dishwasher 1.4783 0.09189 46 27 16 3
504 It's called the 'No Will Diet' 1.4783 0.09700 46 28 14 4
505 This will show the cat who's in charge here. 1.4773 0.10530 44 28 11 5
506 This should hold until November... he can’t tweet from in there, right? 1.4762 0.11425 42 28 8 6
507 How high were we!? 1.4762 0.10358 42 26 12 4
508 Don't you miss the days when we just had roaches? 1.4762 0.17754 21 15 2 4
509 It’s his backup supply of toilet paper and Purell. 1.4762 0.11425 42 28 8 6
510 Oh my god, I love the artist's allusion to how every part of life is now tied up at home. 1.4762 0.10358 42 26 12 4
511 Okay - now we’re ready for your brother to be in our social bubble 1.4750 0.09465 40 23 15 2
512 You didn’t move the bar cart, right? 1.4750 0.10734 40 25 11 4
513 this kitchen layout has a real 2020 feel to it 1.4750 0.09465 40 23 15 2
514 Should we just do takeout? 1.4750 0.11316 40 26 9 5
515 I'm not that hungry, you go first" 1.4750 0.10734 40 25 11 4
516 I think the spikes might be overkill. 1.4750 0.07996 40 21 19 0
517 Then again, we could just not buy ice cream, chips, and sweets in the first place. 1.4750 0.10734 40 25 11 4
518 Apparently it's the best diet plan on the market. 1.4750 0.10119 40 24 13 3
519 I hate to tell you, but these fad diets never work. 1.4750 0.10734 40 25 11 4
520 Can't we just buy a baby gate? 1.4750 0.11316 40 26 9 5
521 Geez, I said I'd stop drinking out of the carton. 1.4750 0.10119 40 24 13 3
522 This mouse thinks he's smart, but we'll show him. 1.4750 0.08761 40 22 17 1
523 That should keep the refrigerator from running. 1.4750 0.10734 40 25 11 4
524 s “He’s 16. You think that’ll be enough?” 1.4737 0.12921 38 27 4 7
525 I like that it’s already childproofed. 1.4737 0.11148 38 24 10 4
526 What else should we do to manage your blood sugar? 1.4737 0.10491 38 23 12 3
527 The best part of the Medieval diet is its simplicity. 1.4737 0.11769 38 25 8 5
528 So what exactly did you mean when you said "it's not one of those crazy diets"? 1.4737 0.11769 38 25 8 5
529 You're sure you don't want to just try portion control? 1.4737 0.09789 38 22 14 2
530 We're close, but I still think the teal spikes would work better. 1.4737 0.11769 38 25 8 5
531 Will the robbers guess where we hid the Purell? 1.4737 0.10491 38 23 12 3
532 What makes you think I can't stick to my diet? 1.4737 0.11148 38 24 10 4
533 And other than that, make yourself at home. 1.4722 0.10147 36 21 13 2
534 Bring on the hunger games! 1.4722 0.10901 36 22 11 3
535 It's the most effective diet I've ever been on. 1.4722 0.12271 36 24 7 5
536 Yeah, but is it too much? 1.4722 0.10901 36 22 11 3
537 Yeup, that ought to take care of the quarantine snacking 1.4722 0.11606 36 23 9 4
538 There’s half a bag of chips under the couch. Splitsies? 1.4722 0.10901 36 22 11 3
539 I still think the cat will open the door 1.4722 0.12271 36 24 7 5
540 Soooooooooo takeout? 1.4722 0.11606 36 23 9 4
541 Okay, now we can get high." 1.4722 0.11606 36 23 9 4
542 Looks like a trap. 1.4722 0.12901 36 25 5 6
543 Actually, there's a code that appears after the dishwasher gets emptied. 1.4722 0.10901 36 22 11 3
544 it didn't stop your family the last time 1.4722 0.09332 36 20 15 1
545 Our next scavenger clue is ‘in the fridge’. 1.4722 0.10901 36 22 11 3
546 They’ll never guess the food stash is buried in the yard. 1.4722 0.11606 36 23 9 4
547 I'm having second thoughts about the Inquisition Diet. 1.4722 0.10901 36 22 11 3
548 How many times do I need to apologize for eating your Ben and Jerry's? 1.4722 0.12271 36 24 7 5
549 Are you sure this got better user reviews than ADT? 1.4722 0.10901 36 22 11 3
550 Well, fewer dishes to wash. That's a plus. 1.4722 0.11606 36 23 9 4
551 This new diet is going to kill me. 1.4722 0.10901 36 22 11 3
552 Maybe we need to rethink this Game of Thrones diet. 1.4722 0.11606 36 23 9 4
553 It’s like they don’t even want us here anymore. 1.4722 0.10147 36 21 13 2
554 I still think we're missing something. 1.4722 0.10147 36 21 13 2
555 We should get a night light. 1.4722 0.12271 36 24 7 5
556 You DID say locks and bagels... 1.4722 0.11606 36 23 9 4
557 And your sure its a full pint Ben and Jerry's Rocky Road 1.4722 0.10901 36 22 11 3
558 What do you think... overkill? 1.4722 0.11606 36 23 9 4
559 It's the new impaleo diet. 1.4722 0.12271 36 24 7 5
560 « Just a glass. He won’t notice! » you said... 1.4706 0.12831 34 23 6 5
561 Yes, it’s a lot upfront but think of the long term savings 1.4706 0.09660 34 19 14 1
562 Let's order. 1.4706 0.11357 34 21 10 3
563 Wow, I really misunderstood all those article about food security 1.4706 0.11357 34 21 10 3
564 He’s only 4 years old, Tim - he didn’t know it was your Yoo-hoo. 1.4706 0.11357 34 21 10 3
565 So, you think that’s enough? 1.4706 0.11357 34 21 10 3
566 It might work. 1.4706 0.12116 34 22 8 4
567 It's all about cutting carbs. 1.4706 0.12831 34 23 6 5
568 Welcome to Weight Watchers Platinum. 1.4706 0.10543 34 20 12 2
569 Do you get the feeling my Mom and Dad would like us to leave? 1.4706 0.13507 34 24 4 6
570 And how much weight did you say you’ve lost already? 1.4706 0.12116 34 22 8 4
571 Do you think it would be easier to just give up weed? 1.4706 0.12116 34 22 8 4
572 Do you think your parents want us to move out? 1.4706 0.12116 34 22 8 4
573 On second thought, maybe we should just order a pizza. 1.4706 0.11357 34 21 10 3
574 No pain, no gain. Right? 1.4688 0.12688 32 21 7 4
575 I said “LOX”... 1.4688 0.12688 32 21 7 4
576 You are aware that I can still order carry out ? 1.4688 0.12688 32 21 7 4
577 I guess we're ordering in, or did you lock us out of our phones too? 1.4688 0.10984 32 19 11 2
578 They say we’ll take off 30 pounds by August. 1.4688 0.10025 32 18 13 1
579 Was it your idea to rent a bear-proof cabin? 1.4688 0.12688 32 21 7 4
580 Keto wasn't for me. I'm on the 'Houdini' 1.4681 0.11320 47 33 6 8
581 I'm feeling like take out. 1.4651 0.09615 43 26 14 3
582 Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition diet! 1.4651 0.10705 43 28 10 5
583 Annie was serious when she said she doesn’t like to share food. 1.4634 0.10533 41 26 11 4
584 Get a roommate!" they said. "It'll be fun!" they said 1.4634 0.11633 41 28 7 6
585 Okay, so takeout it is. 1.4634 0.09937 41 25 13 3
586 I guess it is take-out again tonight. 1.4634 0.10533 41 26 11 4
587 Perfect! Now the police will never look in the basement. 1.4634 0.10533 41 26 11 4
588 Very nice dear, but maybe we should keep in mind the whole point of "child-proofing"? 1.4634 0.11633 41 28 7 6
589 I'll hold your ankles. 1.4634 0.11097 41 27 9 5
590 I hadn't thought of dieting. That might work too. 1.4634 0.10533 41 26 11 4
591 I think your dad wants us to move out. 1.4634 0.10533 41 26 11 4
592 Did I mention my roommate was out of town? 1.4615 0.11527 39 26 8 5
593 The couple now understood why some online reviewers described this diet a “total trap” 1.4615 0.11527 39 26 8 5
594 It's a little drastic sure, but the quarantine fifteen isn't going to lose itself. 1.4615 0.10926 39 25 10 4
595 I think you misinterpreted "lockdown" 1.4615 0.11527 39 26 8 5
596 But her therapist said she had to WANT to stop eating. 1.4615 0.10926 39 25 10 4
597 We should have gone with green. 1.4615 0.10290 39 24 12 3
598 Do you think I should install the moat too? 1.4595 0.09951 37 22 13 2
599 Gwyneth Paltrow swears by it 1.4595 0.12003 37 25 7 5
600 Let’s order in 1.4595 0.11360 37 24 9 4
601 It's the first weight loss program to actually guarantee results. 1.4595 0.12003 37 25 7 5
602 Why do I feel like mom is trying to tell us something? 1.4595 0.11360 37 24 9 4
603 I’m hungry. You? 1.4595 0.12003 37 25 7 5
604 This house is perfect, but I have a feeling the seller is hiding something. 1.4595 0.12003 37 25 7 5
605 Maybe we should just ask Dr Welch to prescribe diet pills for her. 1.4595 0.11360 37 24 9 4
606 I told you. Food security is a thing. 1.4595 0.11360 37 24 9 4
607 This diet isn’t working. Let’s build a moat. 1.4595 0.12003 37 25 7 5
608 I think this means your parents want us to order our own groceries now. 1.4595 0.12003 37 25 7 5
609 Can't we just join Weight Watchers 1.4595 0.12003 37 25 7 5
610 You may be taking lock down too seriously. 1.4571 0.11841 35 23 8 4
611 It’s called “the dungeon diet”. 1.4571 0.12531 35 24 6 5
612 I thought I saw a mouse 1.4571 0.11841 35 23 8 4
613 Look, I said I was sorry that I ate the plums you were saving, this is over the top 1.4571 0.08543 35 19 16 0
614 I’m honestly surprised you only lost five pounds. 1.4571 0.11841 35 23 8 4
615 I take it Karen “didn’t see” your name on the Tupperware one too many times? 1.4571 0.12531 35 24 6 5
616 You try. 1.4571 0.11841 35 23 8 4
617 I don’t know if it’ll work, Bob. They’re teenagers. 1.4571 0.11109 35 22 10 3
618 Hmm... I prefer the bear traps first and THEN the spikes. 1.4571 0.12531 35 24 6 5
619 Brooke, that’s not what I meant by a lockdown diet 1.4571 0.11841 35 23 8 4
620 Where do you think you put the keys? 1.4571 0.13184 35 25 4 6
621 Well, it's still better than that time he switched to Soylent 1.4571 0.11841 35 23 8 4
622 I've lost 10 pounds just this month, though about half of that was blood. 1.4571 0.11841 35 23 8 4
623 I think it's enough, but it's your call. She's Your mother. 1.4571 0.11109 35 22 10 3
624 Honey, if you wanted to go out to dinner you should have just said so. 1.4571 0.11109 35 22 10 3
625 Yeah, let's just get delivery. 1.4571 0.10325 35 21 12 2
626 Well, you've successfully put the die in diet. 1.4571 0.12531 35 24 6 5
627 You’re sure this was cheaper than Weight Watchers? 1.4571 0.11109 35 22 10 3
628 I scream for ice cream 1.4571 0.12531 35 24 6 5
629 I only saw one mouse. 1.4571 0.11109 35 22 10 3
630 Will you just admit you ate my cheesecake? 1.4571 0.10325 35 21 12 2
631 I told you this diet would kill us. 1.4571 0.11841 35 23 8 4
632 Yom Kippur will be over at sundown." 1.4571 0.11841 35 23 8 4
633 Two can play this game, let’s trip the circuit breaker to the frig. 1.4571 0.12531 35 24 6 5
634 Never have food and sex seemed so closely aligned. 1.4571 0.08543 35 19 16 0
635 It's part of the Houdini diet plan. 1.4571 0.10325 35 21 12 2
636 Who knew raising teenage boys could be so challenging? 1.4571 0.11109 35 22 10 3
637 I'm guessing you want take out again tonight? 1.4571 0.12531 35 24 6 5
638 still not childproof... 1.4571 0.10325 35 21 12 2
639 This diet plan just might work 1.4571 0.11841 35 23 8 4
640 You have really committed to this fasting thing 1.4571 0.11109 35 22 10 3
641 I don't know how, but our teenage son will still find a way. 1.4571 0.11841 35 23 8 4
642 Guess there's no snacking before dinner. 1.4571 0.11841 35 23 8 4
643 Can't you just do a Sudoku each time you want a snack? 1.4571 0.11109 35 22 10 3
644 He’s on a serious diet 1.4571 0.11841 35 23 8 4
645 I'm getting this feeling you want to order take-out tonight. 1.4571 0.11109 35 22 10 3
646 Well Dave said he lost twelve pounds in a day” “I don’t think we should count his left leg 1.4571 0.11109 35 22 10 3
647 I knew that I shouldn't have told you that you looked fat in those jeans. 1.4571 0.11109 35 22 10 3
648 So much for the "complete access" that AirBnB promised. 1.4571 0.11841 35 23 8 4
649 Or, y'know, we could just start jogging again. 1.4571 0.11109 35 22 10 3
650 I’m fine with ordering in. 1.4545 0.10740 33 20 11 2
651 I am guessing that dinner will be a little late tonight. 1.4545 0.10740 33 20 11 2
652 And that's how my new diet works! 1.4545 0.09997 44 28 12 4
653 Really Honey? All this to guard the yeast? 1.4545 0.10740 33 20 11 2
654 I don’t know. It still may be a little subtle for your Mother. 1.4545 0.11589 33 21 9 3
655 What do you think? Take out? 1.4545 0.09819 33 19 13 1
656 You have to admit, this is the first diet that’s really worked 1.4545 0.11589 33 21 9 3
657 I know, but apart from that, my roommates are really nice. 1.4545 0.11589 33 21 9 3
658 Yeah Paleo wasn’t restrictive enough for me. 1.4545 0.10740 33 20 11 2
659 Did you eat Marge’s lunch again? 1.4545 0.13122 33 23 5 5
660 I don't know. My father tried that when I was a kid, and my mother still cooked dinner. 1.4545 0.11589 33 21 9 3
661 You know what, I think I might be in the mood for take-out. 1.4545 0.10513 44 29 10 5
662 On the bright side, I've already lost 10 pounds" 1.4545 0.09454 44 27 14 3
663 Remember that time you said you would do anything for me? 1.4545 0.11589 33 21 9 3
664 THAT’S why they call it “Death By Chocolate.” 1.4524 0.10338 42 27 11 4
665 Now that I think of it, the ad did say the kitchen is not available for guests at this time 1.4524 0.11407 42 29 7 6
666 But are the spikes vegan? 1.4516 0.13787 31 22 4 5
667 Ok, I see your point. On the other hand, they did say, ‘mi casa, su casa’. 1.4516 0.11206 31 19 10 2
668 I still think your mother will try to help out in the kitchen. 1.4516 0.13787 31 22 4 5
669 ... on the plus side, I've lost seven pounds in the first week 1.4516 0.11206 31 19 10 2
670 So all this stuff came with the new diet? 1.4516 0.12984 31 21 6 4
671 I’ve lost three pounds, but it could just be the blood loss. 1.4516 0.12984 31 21 6 4
672 I think we need to get a cat. 1.4500 0.10712 40 26 10 4
673 Honey, I don't think this is what the Governor meant by "lockdown"... 1.4500 0.11294 40 27 8 5
674 I know we’ve gone into lockdown, but this is excessive. 1.4500 0.11848 40 28 6 6
675 Foodini 1.4500 0.16975 20 14 3 3
676 It’s only for a few weeks, just until the new Peloton arrives. 1.4500 0.11294 40 27 8 5
677 Is this punishment for not wearing masks to dinner 1.4500 0.10712 40 26 10 4
678 Honey, this has gone too far. I ate your pizza, there was never really a bear. 1.4500 0.10712 40 26 10 4
679 Really getting serious about the new diet, huh? 1.4500 0.11294 40 27 8 5
680 You think it's a trap? 1.4500 0.10096 40 25 12 3
681 Must be a trap. 1.4483 0.14542 29 21 3 5
682 Dieting? 1.4483 0.11730 29 18 9 2
683 Eating disorder? 1.4483 0.13669 29 20 5 4
684 I don’t think they understood Airbnb when they signed up. 1.4483 0.13669 29 20 5 4
685 It's called the Guantánamo Diet 1.4483 0.12737 29 19 7 3
686 I'd like to see Brett use my artisan prosciutto on his damn sandwiches now. 1.4483 0.11730 29 18 9 2
687 No, I think you’ve got it pretty well covered. 1.4483 0.11730 29 18 9 2
688 Why didn't you just stop buying the food in the first place? 1.4483 0.14542 29 21 3 5
689 Are you sure that's where the Twinkies are? 1.4483 0.11730 29 18 9 2
690 I don't know, it kind of just makes me want it more 1.4483 0.12737 29 19 7 3
691 Now that we're done, do you wanna get some takeaway? 1.4474 0.11123 38 25 9 4
692 What is Houdini doing in our frig? 1.4474 0.11745 38 26 7 5
693 Let’s just go out to eat tonight. 1.4474 0.10464 38 24 11 3
694 I'll set the table 1.4474 0.11123 38 25 9 4
695 Is this the Rube Goldberg diet? 1.4474 0.11123 38 25 9 4
696 What will you do for a Klondike bar? 1.4444 0.11578 36 24 8 4
697 Nice! Now Let’s order out 1.4444 0.11578 36 24 8 4
698 It’s cheaper than a Peloton. 1.4444 0.10870 36 23 10 3
699 Well this certainty was not mentioned in the AirBnB listing. 1.4444 0.11578 36 24 8 4
700 - :Wow! You are really serious about this lockdown diet, aren't you?" 1.4444 0.12244 36 25 6 5
701 You’re not hungry, just thirsty 1.4444 0.11578 36 24 8 4
702 I refuse to gain another pound during this quarantine 1.4444 0.11578 36 24 8 4
703 So, this is what lockdown literally looks like 1.4444 0.11578 36 24 8 4
704 You really think this is better than WeightWatchers? 1.4444 0.09296 36 21 14 1
705 I used to just write my name on my lunch and no one bothered it 1.4444 0.10870 36 23 10 3
706 I vote for takeout 1.4444 0.10114 36 22 12 2
707 Wouldn’t it be easier just to stop buying ice cream. 1.4444 0.12876 36 26 4 6
708 Huum We may need to rethink this. 1.4444 0.12327 27 17 8 2
709 This isn't what I meant when I asked you to childproof the kitchen. 1.4444 0.10870 36 23 10 3
710 Maybe you should just lay off the Ambien. 1.4444 0.10870 36 23 10 3
711 ....come to think of it the alert may have said get food for lockdown not lockdown your food... 1.4444 0.10870 36 23 10 3
712 Don’t you think counting points might be easier” 1.4444 0.11578 36 24 8 4
713 No, I'm pretty sure it's YOUR turn to get the ice cream... 1.4444 0.10114 36 22 12 2
714 Or, what if we just stopped buying sweets? 1.4444 0.10114 36 22 12 2
715 'I ate her last mini-flan..." 1.4444 0.10870 36 23 10 3
716 I don't think this is what Carol meant by "babyproof". 1.4444 0.12244 36 25 6 5
717 We’ll definitely lose our quarantine weight by the next quarantine! 1.4444 0.11578 36 24 8 4
718 We should have had lunch first. 1.4444 0.09296 36 21 14 1
719 This soesn't look like the pictures in the Air BNB ad. 1.4444 0.11578 36 24 8 4
720 They don't call it the "Killer Diet" for nothing... 1.4444 0.10870 36 23 10 3
721 The listing did mention antique kitchen fixtures. 1.4444 0.12327 27 17 8 2
722 ...but is it baby proof _enough_? 1.4444 0.12244 36 25 6 5
723 This should help with the snacking between meals problem. 1.4444 0.10870 36 23 10 3
724 You think it's enough? 1.4444 0.20166 18 14 0 4
725 Yeah, but I thought you said he was smarter than the average bear. 1.4444 0.10114 36 22 12 2
726 So how do you figure I gained 11 pounds? 1.4444 0.09296 36 21 14 1
727 ...or you can stop taking Ambien. 1.4444 0.12244 36 25 6 5
728 I guess Paul noticed we took his lunch. 1.4444 0.12244 36 25 6 5
729 Wanna order out 1.4444 0.12244 36 25 6 5
730 We’ve made it this far. It’d be a shame to give up now. 1.4444 0.11578 36 24 8 4
731 OK, if they get out again, I'm moving. 1.4444 0.10870 36 23 10 3
732 We could send the kids in. 1.4444 0.11578 36 24 8 4
733 It was just a cupcake 1.4412 0.12800 34 24 5 5
734 And where did you put the keys? 1.4412 0.12083 34 23 7 4
735 this actually makes it more tempting 1.4412 0.12800 34 24 5 5
736 How sure are you, that there is ice cream in there” 1.4412 0.12083 34 23 7 4
737 It's an easy diet to follow really. 1.4412 0.12083 34 23 7 4
738 Blue cabinets would really brighten it up. 1.4412 0.12083 34 23 7 4
739 Okay...but this is just until lunch right? 1.4412 0.12083 34 23 7 4
740 if we lose a leg that still counts as weight loss right? 1.4412 0.12083 34 23 7 4
741 The stench tells me Houdini's still in there. 1.4412 0.12083 34 23 7 4
742 Now I get why it’s called the Houdini diet. 1.4412 0.11322 34 22 9 3
743 What if we try Keto instead... 1.4412 0.11322 34 22 9 3
744 They didn't mention this in their Air B&B website 1.4412 0.12800 34 24 5 5
745 It's a combination of the slow food movement and fasting. 1.4412 0.11322 34 22 9 3
746 Can't help but feel you are trying to control me. 1.4412 0.12083 34 23 7 4
747 Do you think it might have been easier to throw out the bathroom scale? 1.4412 0.12083 34 23 7 4
748 Umm...you know it’s an airborne pathogen, right? 1.4412 0.12800 34 24 5 5
749 What time is your brother arriving? 1.4412 0.12083 34 23 7 4
750 I say we go for it... 1.4412 0.12083 34 23 7 4
751 You know, honey, the master bedroom was nice, but I don't love the kitchen 1.4412 0.12083 34 23 7 4
752 I still think joining Weight Watchers would have been easier. 1.4412 0.11322 34 22 9 3
753 True, but I've lost 30 pounds. 1.4412 0.12083 34 23 7 4
754 Oh,so you want to go out? 1.4412 0.11322 34 22 9 3
755 What were we thinking when we agreed to this? 1.4412 0.10505 34 21 11 2
756 Of course I trust you. 1.4412 0.12083 34 23 7 4
757 This may give them the hint to go buy their own food. 1.4412 0.11322 34 22 9 3
758 Too subtle? That's what I was thinking, too. 1.4412 0.11322 34 22 9 3
759 How badly do you need a beer? 1.4412 0.10505 34 21 11 2
760 Ironically, we have cage free chicken 1.4412 0.11322 34 22 9 3
761 The paleo diet wasn't working for me, so I decided to go medieval. 1.4412 0.11322 34 22 9 3
762 ...and if we don't catch the perpetrator, we just follow the blood. 1.4412 0.12083 34 23 7 4
763 Well, yes. I did say dieting is torture . . . 1.4412 0.12083 34 23 7 4
764 It’s called the elimination diet 1.4412 0.12083 34 23 7 4
765 It is called the ultimate do or die diet. 1.4412 0.10505 34 21 11 2
766 I just don't feel safe yet. You? 1.4412 0.12083 34 23 7 4
767 It won't stop her, but it should slow her down. 1.4412 0.09619 34 20 13 1
768 Hacksaw or drive-through? 1.4412 0.12083 34 23 7 4
769 A post it note would have made the same point. 1.4412 0.10505 34 21 11 2
770 Okay, now let’s hide. 1.4412 0.12800 34 24 5 5
771 But, if you didn't do it and I didn't... who did? 1.4412 0.11322 34 22 9 3
772 When you told me you can’t cook, I didn’t expect this. 1.4390 0.10505 41 27 10 4
773 I’ve already lost ten pounds 1.4390 0.09272 41 25 14 2
774 Think we’re taking that food safety course too seriously? 1.4390 0.10505 41 27 10 4
775 I love the welcome you prepared for Uncle Houdini. 1.4390 0.10505 41 27 10 4
776 This is still safer than going to a restaurant. 1.4390 0.10505 41 27 10 4
777 This medieval diet is much harder than paleo. 1.4390 0.09907 41 26 12 3
778 I guess tonight we'll find out which one of us has the midnight-snacking and sleep-walking problem. 1.4390 0.09907 41 26 12 3
779 They call it the extremely delayed gratification diet. 1.4390 0.10505 41 27 10 4
780 Do you think he's still in there? 1.4390 0.10505 41 27 10 4
781 I know. Setting this up really made me hungry. 1.4390 0.10505 41 27 10 4
782 Even Houdini lost weight on this diet. 1.4390 0.10505 41 27 10 4
783 Do you think Mom knows we've been drinking her milk? 1.4390 0.09907 41 26 12 3
784 I think he's on a new diet again. 1.4375 0.10941 32 20 10 2
785 It's the post-quarantine diet. 1.4375 0.12650 32 22 6 4
786 I meant the downstairs refrigerator. 1.4375 0.11827 32 21 8 3
787 Where did you hear about this diet? 1.4375 0.10941 32 20 10 2
788 It's very effective, it's the Houdini Diet. 1.4375 0.10941 32 20 10 2
789 Now I think we're ready to list with Airbnb 1.4375 0.12650 32 22 6 4
790 It's not easy keeping on a diet. 1.4375 0.10941 32 20 10 2
791 On the other hand, there is a piece of chocolate cake in there........ 1.4359 0.10256 39 25 11 3
792 I’m not hungry. 1.4359 0.11497 39 27 7 5
793 I’m game if you are. 1.4359 0.12070 39 28 5 6
794 That oughta lock in the freshness." 1.4348 0.09657 46 30 12 4
795 So that’s how she stays so thin 1.4333 0.11430 30 19 9 2
796 Again I apologize. I don't really think you have a 'Dad Bod'. 1.4333 0.14129 30 22 3 5
797 Let’s go to your place? 1.4333 0.11430 30 19 9 2
798 I think I see a way in. 1.4333 0.11430 30 19 9 2
799 I call it the lose'weight or lose a limb diet. 1.4333 0.12395 30 20 7 3
800 Uber Eats or Grubhub? 1.4333 0.11430 30 19 9 2
801 Well...you've upped your intermittent fasting game. 1.4333 0.11430 30 19 9 2
802 Upper East side location AND built-in weight-loss system? Sold! 1.4333 0.10376 30 18 11 1
803 On second thought, let's eat out. 1.4333 0.11430 30 19 9 2
804 Your turn to cook dinner. 1.4324 0.10641 37 24 10 3
805 This is probably what she meant by 'my recipe will always remain my secret'' 1.4324 0.11324 37 25 8 4
806 I’m giving the Houdini diet a try. 1.4324 0.10641 37 24 10 3
807 Uh...takeout, again tonight? 1.4324 0.10641 37 24 10 3
808 Maybe you’re right, I mean the third padlock on the fridge may be a bit much. 1.4286 0.11066 35 23 9 3
809 What’s our safe word again? 1.4286 0.11066 35 23 9 3
810 Give me half an hour and I’ll have the ice cream 1.4286 0.11066 35 23 9 3
811 Peloton bike might have been cheaper after all 1.4286 0.09425 35 21 13 1
812 It doesn’t sound like you turned off the ice maker. 1.4286 0.09425 35 21 13 1
813 No pain, no gain 1.4286 0.13041 28 19 6 3
814 Wait. Where’s my phone ? 1.4286 0.12492 35 25 5 5
815 You know the toilet paper doesn’t need to be refrigerated, right? 1.4286 0.10278 35 22 11 2
816 Maybe we should just cut carbs. 1.4286 0.10278 35 22 11 2
817 So we should start seeing results any day now 1.4286 0.11066 35 23 9 3
818 Maybe you could just label your food? 1.4286 0.13041 28 19 6 3
819 We're all tired of isolation but if you think this is going to convince me to go out to eat you're mistaken. 1.4286 0.11801 35 24 7 4
820 So Ivanka...does everyone in the family keep their tax returns in the freezer? 1.4286 0.11801 35 24 7 4
821 Shouldn’t we just join Weight Watchers? 1.4286 0.11801 35 24 7 4
822 The key to any good diet is self discipline. 1.4286 0.10278 35 22 11 2
823 All is fair in love, war and flat sharing 1.4286 0.11801 35 24 7 4
824 It’s called ‘Harm to Table’ 1.4286 0.11801 35 24 7 4
825 Really puts the "die" in diet. 1.4286 0.11801 35 24 7 4
826 Remember when carbs were safe? 1.4286 0.11066 35 23 9 3
827 Those Airbnb reviews make a lot more sense now. 1.4286 0.12492 35 25 5 5
828 No more magically disappearing Pinot Noir... 1.4286 0.11066 35 23 9 3
829 I think we've found the toilet paper stash. 1.4286 0.11066 35 23 9 3
830 And if you get hungry, feel free to help yourself to whatever's in the fridge. 1.4286 0.10278 35 22 11 2
831 Yup! This is what they do when you miss a monthly payment 1.4286 0.10278 35 22 11 2
832 Of course, we could also address the raccoon issue by keeping the back door closed. 1.4286 0.11066 35 23 9 3
833 Really emphasizes the "die" in diet. 1.4286 0.10278 35 22 11 2
834 Am I really hungry or just bored? 1.4286 0.11066 35 23 9 3
835 You're not big on sharing, are you, Phil? 1.4286 0.12492 35 25 5 5
836 Are you sure this is enough, or should we also build a cage around it? 1.4286 0.10278 35 22 11 2
837 Let me guess. You forgot to pay for the remodel. 1.4286 0.12492 35 25 5 5
838 I don’t think this is what they meant when they told us to ‘baby proof’ our home. 1.4286 0.11066 35 23 9 3
839 I was thinking of adding a moat... too much? 1.4286 0.11066 35 23 9 3
840 Apparently, the previous tenants starved to death. 1.4286 0.11066 35 23 9 3
841 It's a new diet plan. I can eat whatever I want, I just have to get to it first. 1.4286 0.11066 35 23 9 3
842 Kyle said he lost 10 pounds on this, but I think it was mainly from his leg. 1.4286 0.13041 28 19 6 3
843 Couldn't you just put your name on your stuff? 1.4286 0.11801 35 24 7 4
844 It’s a Frigidare-you. 1.4286 0.12492 35 25 5 5
845 I’m afraid to see the wine cellar. 1.4286 0.11801 35 24 7 4
846 Wait! This could be a trap. 1.4286 0.11066 35 23 9 3
847 This is not the security system I had in mind. 1.4286 0.08487 35 20 15 0
848 Now we need to child-proof the bathroom. 1.4286 0.11984 28 18 8 2
849 Well now I'm just craving a bear claw. 1.4286 0.12492 35 25 5 5
850 Honey,please don't think I'm being critical,but do you actually understand how small viruses are? 1.4286 0.11801 35 24 7 4
851 Or, we could just not buy ice cream... 1.4286 0.10278 35 22 11 2
852 Listen, I keep telling you, nobody wants your gluten-free crap. 1.4286 0.11801 35 24 7 4
853 I think we should add a moat. 1.4286 0.10278 35 22 11 2
854 Well, it was either this or another Weight Watchers meeting. 1.4286 0.13041 28 19 6 3
855 I think it's safe now to let the kids have their party here tonight. 1.4286 0.11984 28 18 8 2
856 I guess when they said "extreme dieting" they meant it. 1.4286 0.11066 35 23 9 3
857 Maybe it will be enough to just lock his bedroom door. 1.4286 0.11066 35 23 9 3
858 I believe this is the work of the National Restaurant Association. 1.4286 0.11066 35 23 9 3
859 Its the Wile E Coyote diet 1.4286 0.11066 35 23 9 3
860 You want to just order in? 1.4286 0.10278 35 22 11 2
861 Maybe we should have made dinner first. 1.4286 0.11066 35 23 9 3
862 So I see you're getting tired of my cooking. 1.4286 0.11801 35 24 7 4
863 They say it helps to starve a virus. 1.4286 0.11801 35 24 7 4
864 I told you that this diet was going to be strict 1.4286 0.11801 35 24 7 4
865 My mother has always been serious about Yom Kippur. 1.4286 0.10278 35 22 11 2
866 Gotta love this new escape room diet.... 1.4286 0.11066 35 23 9 3
867 I now see what they meant by "The Escape Room Diet". 1.4286 0.13041 28 19 6 3
868 But will it stop me at midnight? 1.4286 0.10824 28 17 10 1
869 I'm hoping this is to keep someone out and not in. 1.4286 0.10278 35 22 11 2
870 It's a zero tolerance diet program. 1.4286 0.11066 35 23 9 3
871 Honey, don't feel you have to commit to the same diet as me. 1.4286 0.10278 35 22 11 2
872 Very Palaeolithic 1.4250 0.10056 40 26 11 3
873 Well, that takes care of the kitchen. Now let’s baby-proof the living room. 1.4250 0.10674 40 27 9 4
874 Hmmm, what do you think about adding a flame thrower? 1.4242 0.11539 33 22 8 3
875 They didn’t mention this on Airbnb. 1.4242 0.12332 33 23 6 4
876 That corner near the sink is a little bare...you know if we don’t take care of it now, they’ll find a way in. 1.4242 0.10687 33 21 10 2
877 I'm feeling a snack attack coming on. 1.4242 0.12332 33 23 6 4
878 Now we'll be forced to find healthy coping mechanisms! 1.4242 0.12332 33 23 6 4
879 Now I know what the agent meant when she said it had a kitchen to die for. 1.4242 0.12332 33 23 6 4
880 Don't sugar coat it. What's this about ? 1.4242 0.10687 33 21 10 2
881 Wouldn’t it be easier to just clean the fridge? 1.4242 0.11539 33 22 8 3
882 Nice message. Everything but the sink and dishwasher? Really? 1.4242 0.11539 33 22 8 3
883 Our hosts don't seem to trust us in these difficult times. They only went out to the store! 1.4242 0.10687 33 21 10 2
884 So that's one difference with AirD&D... 1.4242 0.11539 33 22 8 3
885 Well - It is cheaper than the gastric bypass. 1.4231 0.12616 26 17 7 2
886 These Airbnb House Rules are getting out of hand. 1.4211 0.10419 38 25 10 3
887 It's foreplay. Started with our bedroom chains. Got carried away. We'll fight for our meal like the animals we are. Lick our wounds. You, mine and I, yours. Still bleeding, to the Baldacchino Supreme bed for some Shibari rope bondage. Quelle nuit! 1.4211 0.13925 19 12 6 1
888 Fortunately, the liquor cabinet is in the dining room. 1.4211 0.11081 38 26 8 4
889 I understand the reasons, I understand the installation. But I can't wrap my head around how the cats paid for all this. 1.4211 0.10419 38 25 10 3
890 So far, I've lost 21 pounds. And a couple of fingers. 1.4211 0.10419 38 25 10 3
891 I think we need some barbed wire. 1.4194 0.10133 31 19 11 1
892 You think YOU have roaches....? 1.4194 0.11143 31 20 9 2
893 You probably should of interviewed your new roommate a teeny bit longer. 1.4194 0.12070 31 21 7 3
894 How bad do you want it? 1.4194 0.11143 31 20 9 2
895 The gauntlet diet...it's the rage in Paris. 1.4194 0.12930 31 22 5 4
896 Are you sure you don't just want to exercise willpower? 1.4194 0.10133 31 19 11 1
897 Wait until you see where we keep the toilet paper. 1.4194 0.12070 31 21 7 3
898 You did ask for the most efficient method to stop your quarantine snacking 1.4194 0.10133 31 19 11 1
899 Do you think Mom is on her diet kick again? 1.4194 0.11143 31 20 9 2
900 I think you misunderstood when I said 'bear with me.' 1.4194 0.12930 31 22 5 4
901 A squirrel could figure it out 1.4194 0.12930 31 22 5 4
902 Your leg can take it... Then I'll crawl across your back and gnaw on that smallest chain. 1.4194 0.12930 31 22 5 4
903 Supporting local restaurants since 2020 1.4167 0.10059 36 23 11 2
904 Mom's preparing for her next diet. 1.4167 0.10820 36 24 9 3
905 July looks fun 1.4167 0.10820 36 24 9 3
906 Well, now I'm hungry again. 1.4167 0.09237 36 22 13 1
907 We probably should've put the food in first 1.4167 0.10820 36 24 9 3
908 I shouldnt have left my birth control in the fridge this morning 1.4167 0.11530 36 25 7 4
909 So you think this will actually keep the teenagers out? 1.4167 0.10059 36 23 11 2
910 I think I locked the keys in the fridge. 1.4167 0.12199 36 26 5 5
911 You think maybe a gym membership woulda been a better idea?... 1.4167 0.10820 36 24 9 3
912 Well, let's just go with take-out tonight. 1.4167 0.10059 36 23 11 2
913 Let the hunger games commence 1.4167 0.10820 36 24 9 3
914 Yuh think maybe Mom was fo' real when she said we had to buy our own groceries from now on? 1.4167 0.10820 36 24 9 3
915 Dont! I think it's a trap. 1.4167 0.10059 36 23 11 2
916 I still think we're better off putting our money in the bank. 1.4167 0.10059 36 23 11 2
917 I'm not sure their offer of "help yourself" was sincere. 1.4167 0.10820 36 24 9 3
918 So, you're going to take this diet seriously, for a change? 1.4167 0.10059 36 23 11 2
919 I take it that you want to order in. 1.4167 0.10820 36 24 9 3
920 Maybe it would have been simpler to hire a different babysitter. 1.4167 0.10820 36 24 9 3
921 Who's dying for some gelato? 1.4167 0.10059 36 23 11 2
922 How badly do you want that ice cream bar? 1.4167 0.09237 36 22 13 1
923 Maybe it's time we moved out of Hell's Kitchen. 1.4167 0.10820 36 24 9 3
924 Next time you get a craving for a midnight sandwich, you have to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" 1.4167 0.11530 36 25 7 4
925 Well, there's always the fridge in the garage. 1.4167 0.11530 36 25 7 4
926 Any kid can put drawings on the fridge. Ours does performance art! 1.4167 0.10059 36 23 11 2
927 I'm getting more serious about those last five pounds. 1.4167 0.10820 36 24 9 3
928 I think the cheesecake will be well worth it. 1.4167 0.10059 36 23 11 2
929 Well, we built it. Let's see if they come. 1.4167 0.10059 36 23 11 2
930 This just makes me hungry. 1.4167 0.11530 36 25 7 4
931 Like it? It's Weight Watchers' new 'ultra' program. I dropped three pounds just setting it up. 1.4167 0.11530 36 25 7 4
932 You know what they say, "build a better mouse trap..." 1.4167 0.13347 24 16 6 2
933 Wouldn't it be easier just not to buy cookies? 1.4167 0.09237 36 22 13 1
934 That should buy us enough time to Google "Zuul." 1.4146 0.10462 41 28 9 4
935 I though I ordered four bear traps. Prime continues to disappoint. 1.4138 0.11657 29 19 8 2
936 Kim Kardashian posted about it. Apparently you can lose 15 lbs in a day! 1.4138 0.12670 29 20 6 3
937 I meant lox. With an x 1.4138 0.13607 29 21 4 4
938 Let's see little Mikey try to get those Thin Mints now 1.4138 0.11657 29 19 8 2
939 Yeah, you’re right. The alligators would’ve been overkill. 1.4138 0.10548 29 18 10 1
940 - Pretty proud of my progress in learning self-control 1.4138 0.09308 29 17 12 0
941 It’s not a diet, it’s more of a lifestyle change 1.4138 0.10548 29 18 10 1
942 Mom said the key is in the most obvious place. 1.4138 0.12670 29 20 6 3
943 ‘When you told me something’s living in our fridge I thought you were talking about your sourdough starter.’ 1.4138 0.12670 29 20 6 3
944 Roommate or no roommate, it’s still a good price for Chelsea 1.4138 0.12670 29 20 6 3
945 Maybe Weight Watchers WOULD have been easier 1.4138 0.10548 29 18 10 1
946 I feel like its not enough 1.4138 0.12670 29 20 6 3
947 Did you forget to feed the sourdough starter? 1.4138 0.13607 29 21 4 4
948 Remember I told you about my new diet... 1.4138 0.11657 29 19 8 2
949 Maybe it really is time to stop snacking 1.4138 0.11657 29 19 8 2
950 So what’s for dinner?” “...well I already ate the keys. 1.4138 0.12670 29 20 6 3
951 Honey, you forgot the electric fence again! 1.4138 0.10548 29 18 10 1
952 I guess this means we're getting take-out tonight. 1.4138 0.11657 29 19 8 2
953 Ok, here’s the thing. It wasn’t really a gigantic, hairy monster that broke into our house and ate the last two bites of your sandwich... 1.4138 0.12670 29 20 6 3
954 Be careful. It's a trap. 1.4138 0.12670 29 20 6 3
955 Remember when I asked you if these pants made my ass look fat? 1.4138 0.11657 29 19 8 2
956 I just think it's a trap. 1.4138 0.13607 29 21 4 4
957 It's even more interesting with the lights off. 1.4138 0.11657 29 19 8 2
958 I can’t decide if I’m turned on or just hungry. 1.4138 0.11657 29 19 8 2
959 By the time we manage to get to it, everything will be spoiled anyway. 1.4138 0.12670 29 20 6 3
960 ...or we could just get a cat 1.4138 0.13607 29 21 4 4
961 Keto felt really daunting at first too... 1.4138 0.12670 29 20 6 3
962 Let's order pizza 1.4138 0.10548 29 18 10 1
963 I’m starting to think you’re serious about loosing weight... 1.4138 0.11657 29 19 8 2
964 What do you think, is it enough? 1.4138 0.13607 29 21 4 4
965 Yes, it's definitely a deterrent, but don't you think just getting rid of the ice cream and cookies might be easier? 1.4138 0.11657 29 19 8 2
966 For Goodness sake Tom, it was only a mouse 1.4138 0.11657 29 19 8 2
967 Oh no! Looks like we'll have to order take-out again... 1.4138 0.09308 29 17 12 0
968 You remembered to take the chicken out to thaw, right? 1.4138 0.11657 29 19 8 2
969 I know mom has a big appetite but she's only staying for the weekend. 1.4138 0.12670 29 20 6 3
970 I think you’re supposed to eliminate the food, not the other way around 1.4138 0.12670 29 20 6 3
971 I found it too easy to cheat on Weight Watchers. 1.4138 0.12670 29 20 6 3
972 I guess your mother is serious about losing weight--tell me again when is she leaving? 1.4138 0.11657 29 19 8 2
973 They said it's a ‘smart’ refrigerator. We'll see. 1.4138 0.13607 29 21 4 4
974 Come to think of it, Mom did mention something about a Houdini Diet. 1.4138 0.11657 29 19 8 2
975 Well, weight watchers didn’t work 1.4138 0.10548 29 18 10 1
976 Life was so much simpler before Ambien. 1.4138 0.12670 29 20 6 3
977 Maybe we overreacted to the mouse. 1.4138 0.12670 29 20 6 3
978 Tell me again, how will this cure your body-image disorder? 1.4138 0.11657 29 19 8 2
979 It's Weight Watchers, Keto, AND Noom. 1.4138 0.12670 29 20 6 3
980 Seriously, what's the catch? 1.4138 0.10548 29 18 10 1
981 I guess we'll order pizza? 1.4138 0.10548 29 18 10 1
982 I see, ...this is the true Killer Diet! 1.4138 0.11657 29 19 8 2
983 Is this a bad time to ask about where you put the rosé? 1.4138 0.12670 29 20 6 3
984 Now, THIS is a lockdown. 1.4138 0.11657 29 19 8 2
985 Want to order take out? 1.4138 0.11657 29 19 8 2
986 So, take-out tonight then? 1.4138 0.11657 29 19 8 2
987 Wouldn't it have been easier just to join Weight Watchers? 1.4138 0.10548 29 18 10 1
988 Ugh! Avocado green. What were they thinking in the 70’s? 1.4138 0.10548 29 18 10 1
989 If that doesn't work, we can always try self-control. 1.4138 0.11657 29 19 8 2
990 This may be overkill, but roaches are tough little creatures. 1.4138 0.12670 29 20 6 3
991 Remember when the hardest thing about Weight Watchers was counting the points? 1.4138 0.11657 29 19 8 2
992 It would be torture to have to cook in here. 1.4138 0.10548 29 18 10 1
993 There's always delivery 1.4138 0.12670 29 20 6 3
994 Are you okay with tap water?" 1.4138 0.12670 29 20 6 3
995 It looks tough, but I think we can burrow in through the side of the dishwasher. 1.4138 0.10548 29 18 10 1
996 Well we could go back to counting calories. 1.4138 0.11657 29 19 8 2
997 You only THINK you're hungry. 1.4138 0.12670 29 20 6 3
998 Mom must have stocked up on Ben and Jerrys. 1.4138 0.11657 29 19 8 2
999 There is ice cream if you are feeling brave. 1.4138 0.12670 29 20 6 3
1000 No.... I don’t think it’s an over-reaction. 1.4138 0.10548 29 18 10 1
1001 I think you’re going a bit overboard. It’s only a mouse. 1.4138 0.10548 29 18 10 1
1002 Yes. Or we could try willpower." 1.4138 0.12670 29 20 6 3
1003 Sweetie, I love your art. I do. But this is unbearable. 1.4118 0.10443 34 22 10 2
1004 Did you remember to get your prescription out? 1.4118 0.11264 34 23 8 3
1005 Ben and Jerry are in that freezer, Babe. I’m goin’ in. 1.4118 0.10443 34 22 10 2
1006 And the bacon still got out! 1.4103 0.11452 39 28 6 5
1007 Somehow the calories still escape and find me. 1.4091 0.14202 22 15 5 2
1008 Think of how few dishes we’ll have to do. 1.4074 0.09636 27 16 11 0
1009 I'm not sure Mom and Dad want us at home anymore. 1.4074 0.13354 27 19 5 3
1010 We should’ve gone with the rose gold bear traps 1.4074 0.13354 27 19 5 3
1011 Good grief, the dust bunnies under your grandparents refrigerator are out of control! 1.4074 0.13354 27 19 5 3
1012 Yeah, I'm not that hungry either. 1.4074 0.12241 27 18 7 2
1013 If your mother manages to come back to life again this should at least slow her down. 1.4074 0.12241 27 18 7 2
1014 He could have just put a post it on his yogurt. 1.4074 0.12241 27 18 7 2
1015 I cant wait to see his face when he finds out I drank his milk. 1.4074 0.12241 27 18 7 2
1016 My husband said he’d rather be caught dead than try the Keto diet. 1.4074 0.12241 27 18 7 2
1017 Hmmm, am I hungry enough? 1.4074 0.11016 27 17 9 1
1018 On the other hand, there's no meetings. 1.4074 0.14381 27 20 3 4
1019 This chastity diet’s gotten outta hand. 1.4074 0.12241 27 18 7 2
1020 Really man? I ate your yogurt ONE time! 1.4074 0.11016 27 17 9 1
1021 I know, but getting takeout still just doesn't feel safe. 1.4074 0.12241 27 18 7 2
1022 Found the toilet paper. 1.4074 0.11016 27 17 9 1
1023 Not enough. He's also bringing home a friend from school. 1.4074 0.13354 27 19 5 3
1024 We forgot the mouse traps. 1.4074 0.13354 27 19 5 3
1025 I told you my dad doesn’t want anyone drinking his beer. 1.4074 0.09636 27 16 11 0
1026 Now we encrypt the shopping list, and that’ll be that. 1.4074 0.13354 27 19 5 3
1027 How bad do we want pizza bites? 1.4074 0.12241 27 18 7 2
1028 I don’t know how else to lose the quarantine fifteen. 1.4074 0.13354 27 19 5 3
1029 Looks like Mom is getting serious about her diet 1.4074 0.12241 27 18 7 2
1030 I guess it's better than going paleo 1.4074 0.11016 27 17 9 1
1031 This should do it for the Quarantine 15... 1.4062 0.12588 32 23 5 4
1032 I think there are some snacks in the car. 1.4062 0.10869 32 21 9 2
1033 Honey, I’m feeling a bit trapped by your new diet 1.4062 0.11760 32 22 7 3
1034 My friends call it, 'The Houdini Diet' 1.4062 0.10869 32 21 9 2
1035 I admire your dedication to intermittent fasting but my coffee creamer is in there. 1.4062 0.10869 32 21 9 2
1036 I don’t think you understand the concept of baby proofing. 1.4062 0.13365 32 24 3 5
1037 Ok, so why did we do this again? 1.4062 0.10869 32 21 9 2
1038 That’s the last time Becky eats my f*cking snacks 1.4062 0.12588 32 23 5 4
1039 This must be the new S&M diet. 1.4062 0.11760 32 22 7 3
1040 We won’t be opening the fridge until Phase 4 1.4062 0.12588 32 23 5 4
1041 This time Laura seems to be serious about her diet. 1.4062 0.10869 32 21 9 2
1042 Interesting interpretation of “survival of the fittest.” 1.4062 0.10869 32 21 9 2
1043 And you say the bear is in the fridge? 1.4062 0.12588 32 23 5 4
1044 I don't know. I think it's a trap. 1.4062 0.11760 32 22 7 3
1045 This is a little passive aggressive, even for you. I already apologized for the yogurt. 1.4062 0.12588 32 23 5 4
1046 I said that diet SOUNDED interesting. 1.4062 0.11760 32 22 7 3
1047 Childproofing was different when I was a kid. 1.4062 0.09898 32 20 11 1
1048 Yup, I’d say your Mom is taking the lockdown seriously. 1.4062 0.12588 32 23 5 4
1049 That's not exactly what I had in mind when I said "childproof". 1.4062 0.09898 32 20 11 1
1050 I’m not trying to lose weight. I’m just trying to work from home. 1.4062 0.10869 32 21 9 2
1051 Weight loss by dungeon, very effective. 1.4062 0.14099 32 25 1 6
1052 Okay, maybe the chocolate cake isn’t worth it. 1.4062 0.13365 32 24 3 5
1053 I forgot to disinfect the milk bottle. 1.4062 0.11760 32 22 7 3
1054 And I thought the Keto diet was harsh 1.4062 0.11760 32 22 7 3
1055 She's your mother, Freddy. Have we possibly overreacted? 1.4062 0.11760 32 22 7 3
1056 I still worry those raccoons are smart enough to beat all these traps. 1.4062 0.12588 32 23 5 4
1057 Of course you can--there's double chocolate fudge ice cream in there. 1.4062 0.12588 32 23 5 4
1058 So this is "Airbnb-No Frills." 1.4062 0.12588 32 23 5 4
1059 So this is the gauntlet diet? 1.4062 0.11760 32 22 7 3
1060 When you asked what would you I do for a Klondike bar, I thought you were kidding. 1.4062 0.11760 32 22 7 3
1061 You forgot to take the wine out first, didn't you? 1.4062 0.09898 32 20 11 1
1062 Too obvious? 1.4054 0.09848 37 24 11 2
1063 Remember when we were just gluten free? 1.4054 0.11270 37 26 7 4
1064 We must be all out of passive-aggressive sticky notes. 1.4000 0.12910 25 17 6 2
1065 This just makes me want it more. 1.4000 0.11346 30 20 8 2
1066 I’ve seen ‘Ratatouille,’ I know what they’re capable of. 1.4000 0.10283 30 19 10 1
1067 So, do you think it's a trap? 1.4000 0.12318 30 21 6 3
1068 We've got to ask Karen to move out. 1.4000 0.13218 30 22 4 4
1069 2020 was worse. 1.4000 0.13093 35 27 2 6
1070 Well, I had to do something to keep food in the house with three kids home during quarantine. 1.4000 0.12910 25 17 6 2
1071 Did you remember to take out the beer? 1.4000 0.10283 30 19 10 1
1072 But what’s to stop us from buying another fridge? 1.4000 0.11346 30 20 8 2
1073 I’m quarantining the quarantine 15. 1.4000 0.12910 25 17 6 2
1074 And you locked the keys inside the fridge you say?” “Yep. Mhmm 1.4000 0.15218 20 14 4 2
1075 Airbnb owner was quite clear that the kitchen was not part of the rental. 1.4000 0.12318 30 21 6 3
1076 ‘Do you think we should let the kids out now?’ 1.4000 0.12910 25 17 6 2
1077 I thought we agreed the bear traps would be brass for a little pop of color, but I guess this is fine... 1.4000 0.10283 30 19 10 1
1078 If we tunnel in through the dishwasher, I think we can avoid the worst of it. 1.4000 0.11346 30 20 8 2
1079 Welcome to The Hunger Games 1.4000 0.10283 30 19 10 1
1080 Honey, is this because I said that dress did make you look fat? 1.4000 0.11346 30 20 8 2
1081 It would have been cheaper to scatter LEGOs. 1.4000 0.09097 30 18 12 0
1082 So just creamer then? 1.4000 0.14061 30 23 2 5
1083 Well, if this doesn’t catch Covid I don’t know what will. 1.4000 0.11739 35 25 6 4
1084 I’m recommitting to my New Year’s resolution. 1.4000 0.11547 25 16 8 1
1085 The new normal. 1.4000 0.11346 30 20 8 2
1086 Order out tonight? 1.4000 0.11346 30 20 8 2
1087 Cleaned the kitchen- no more snacks today” , love mom 1.4000 0.13218 30 22 4 4
1088 My mom recently started buying organic. 1.4000 0.11346 30 20 8 2
1089 I feel like getting take out. 1.4000 0.11346 30 20 8 2
1090 Buying me a Peloton would have been easier. 1.4000 0.11547 25 16 8 1
1091 Sure, honey, but I think most couples wait until the third trimester until they start babyproofing. 1.4000 0.13218 30 22 4 4
1092 Just wait 'til you see the liquor cabinet. 1.4000 0.12318 30 21 6 3
1093 Good thing I have that candy bar hidden under the mattress. 1.4000 0.10283 30 19 10 1
1094 Is losing a limb considered “weight loss”? 1.4000 0.12318 30 21 6 3
1095 This new government scheme to support local restaurants is pretty extreme. 1.4000 0.13218 30 22 4 4
1096 Rumour has it the President's Tax Returns are in there. 1.4000 0.11739 35 25 6 4
1097 Go ahead and make a sandwich, but make sure you put it back exactly as Dad set it up or he'll be upset. 1.4000 0.12910 25 17 6 2
1098 Relax. Its only two days out of five. 1.4000 0.09349 35 22 12 1
1099 ...Well this is kind of a passive-aggressive reaction to One missing pint of Ice Cream 1.4000 0.11547 25 16 8 1
1100 It’s seems a bit extreme, but this diet may finally be the one that works. 1.4000 0.10283 30 19 10 1
1101 Trump tax returns and college transcripts. 1.4000 0.12318 30 21 6 3
1102 It's called the cave bear diet. 1.4000 0.11547 25 16 8 1
1103 Order in tonight ? 1.4000 0.10283 30 19 10 1
1104 Honey, it was just a little mouse. 1.4000 0.15275 25 19 2 4
1105 Kevin lost 15 pounds,but it was mainly from the amputation. 1.4000 0.13218 30 22 4 4
1106 Maybe our review should mention that kitchen access is restricted. 1.4000 0.11346 30 20 8 2
1107 I don't know - it just doesn't feel like an open concept. 1.4000 0.15275 25 19 2 4
1108 There goes self-control. 1.4000 0.10283 30 19 10 1
1109 It's a cute house but I don't like the flow of the kitchen. 1.4000 0.12910 25 17 6 2
1110 Whats up with the lox? 1.4000 0.11346 30 20 8 2
1111 The last tenants didn't last the whole 30-day dairy, gluten and sugar free challenge. 1.4000 0.10283 30 19 10 1
1112 Wow! You really know how to put the "Die" in Diet. 1.4000 0.12318 30 21 6 3
1113 They asked me to house-sit while they are away, but I don't think they want me eating any of their food. 1.4000 0.12318 30 21 6 3
1114 I hate fridge smudges too. 1.4000 0.13377 20 13 6 1
1115 This new meal plan seems a bit restrictive, don’t you think? 1.4000 0.11547 25 16 8 1
1116 If you really didn’t take a bite of my sandwich, you have nothing to worry about. 1.4000 0.12318 30 21 6 3
1117 Is this really an essential lockdown? 1.4000 0.12318 30 21 6 3
1118 I see now how the diet people can offer a money back guarantee 1.4000 0.10283 30 19 10 1
1119 Let’s see if the refrigerator runs now. 1.4000 0.12318 30 21 6 3
1120 Think, Shiela. Where were you when you had the key? 1.4000 0.16859 20 15 2 3
1121 Honey, why did the GOP put the county's only polling place for black people in our kitchen? 1.4000 0.12318 30 21 6 3
1122 It is my 007 diet regimen. 1.4000 0.14142 25 18 4 3
1123 Lorraine, speak plainly. These metaphors are tiring. 1.4000 0.12910 25 17 6 2
1124 So I guess that’s where you put the toilet paper. 1.4000 0.12910 25 17 6 2
1125 Maybe we should just get bigger pants. 1.4000 0.12318 30 21 6 3
1126 I don't remember you having these cravings the last time you were pregnant. 1.4000 0.11346 30 20 8 2
1127 It‘s part of my new diet. 1.4000 0.11346 30 20 8 2
1128 We need to talk about Kevin. 1.4000 0.11346 30 20 8 2
1129 It needs a moat. 1.4000 0.11346 30 20 8 2
1130 Take out, yeah definitely take out! 1.4000 0.12318 30 21 6 3
1131 Pretend it's the voting booth. 1.4000 0.10208 35 23 10 2
1132 Going out to eat doesn't seem that risky after all. 1.4000 0.10283 30 19 10 1
1133 I am concerned the skinny ones might squeeze thru 1.4000 0.11346 30 20 8 2
1134 Now that it’s all finished, I can really see that white cabinets were a mistake. 1.4000 0.11346 30 20 8 2
1135 This isn’t the ‘50 Shades’ turn-on I thought it would be. 1.4000 0.10283 30 19 10 1
1136 Getting into the fridge is the only exercise I get during Covid-19. 1.4000 0.12910 25 17 6 2
1137 Let’s try ‘abracadabra!’ 1.4000 0.13377 20 13 6 1
1138 When they said to stay in our room when visiting, they weren't kidding. 1.4000 0.11346 30 20 8 2
1139 Do you think your mother wants us to move out? 1.4000 0.11547 25 16 8 1
1140 It came with the Ambien prescription. 1.4000 0.11547 25 16 8 1
1141 Now the dishwasher looks out of place." 1.4000 0.12910 25 17 6 2
1142 My only concern about your new sado diet is what if you like it too much? 1.4000 0.12910 25 17 6 2
1143 Perhaps a Post-it could have sufficed? 1.4000 0.11346 30 20 8 2
1144 Looks like mom got Haagen Daz. 1.4000 0.11346 30 20 8 2
1145 Well, at least we are both losing weight. 1.4000 0.12318 30 21 6 3
1146 Want to go out for dinner? 1.4000 0.10283 30 19 10 1
1147 The real estate agent did say that the current owners have three teenage boys. 1.4000 0.11547 25 16 8 1
1148 Looks like a good night for takeout. 1.4000 0.11346 30 20 8 2
1149 He's 16! You really think this will keep him from that last donut? 1.4000 0.12910 25 17 6 2
1150 I don't know, honey - the feng shui seems off. 1.4000 0.11346 30 20 8 2
1151 Do you really think this will keep your dad out? 1.4000 0.11346 30 20 8 2
1152 My trainer said she'd help me make more sensible choices. 1.4000 0.11346 30 20 8 2
1153 I’m all for a phased reopening, but this is a little much. 1.4000 0.12318 30 21 6 3
1154 Well, I think it is contained. But I told you not to start growing sourdough! 1.4000 0.11346 30 20 8 2
1155 something tells me that you don’t think that I’ll stick with my diet!” 1.4000 0.12318 30 21 6 3
1156 I was thinking a simple 'Keep Out! You're Dieting!' sign would have been enough. 1.4000 0.10283 30 19 10 1
1157 I think we need an electric fence... 1.4000 0.11346 30 20 8 2
1158 Well we did tell him to be more transparent in expressing his feelings. 1.4000 0.12318 30 21 6 3
1159 I thought I told you to leave her Greek Yogurt alone. 1.4000 0.13218 30 22 4 4
1160 Our not-so-subtle hint to leave the nest. 1.4000 0.11346 30 20 8 2
1161 yeah, there was something sweet about his first prank videos.. 1.4000 0.10208 35 23 10 2
1162 I think we'll be able to lose weight on this diet. 1.4000 0.10283 30 19 10 1
1163 Yes, it’s a very big cockroach. 1.4000 0.12318 30 21 6 3
1164 Getting a Peloton would be easier. 1.4000 0.12318 30 21 6 3
1165 Maybe takeout tonight? 1.4000 0.12318 30 21 6 3
1166 That should do it...let’s order a pizza for dinner. 1.4000 0.11346 30 20 8 2
1167 Should we just order the exercise bike? 1.4000 0.14142 25 18 4 3
1168 What I lack in will power, I gain in self torture. 1.4000 0.13218 30 22 4 4
1169 Our teenagers are eating us out of house and home. What else could we do? 1.4000 0.11346 30 20 8 2
1170 I lost four pounds getting out of the one on the right and two getting loose from the middle one and six from the one on the left. 1.4000 0.15275 25 19 2 4
1171 I thought the broker said it was an open plan kitchen? 1.4000 0.11346 30 20 8 2
1172 Let's go see what your roommates did in the bathroom. 1.4000 0.13218 30 22 4 4
1173 Yah, but we're talking about cheesecake here. 1.4000 0.12318 30 21 6 3
1174 Something tells me this is a trap 1.4000 0.13218 30 22 4 4
1175 Ok, then, let's order takeout. 1.4000 0.12318 30 21 6 3
1176 She's moved beyond paleo and into the Middle Ages. 1.4000 0.11547 25 16 8 1
1177 So, you wanna get some takeout? 1.4000 0.11346 30 20 8 2
1178 So, curbside or delivery? 1.4000 0.09097 30 18 12 0
1179 No explosives? 1.4000 0.11346 30 20 8 2
1180 I'm pretty sure Lent is over. 1.4000 0.12318 30 21 6 3
1181 We’ll be eating take out until we catch the culprit. 1.4000 0.12910 25 17 6 2
1182 On the bright side, everything is stainless steel. 1.4000 0.10000 40 27 10 3
1183 Do you think it's too subtle? 1.4000 0.15218 20 14 4 2
1184 The new roommate makes me uneasy. 1.4000 0.11346 30 20 8 2
1185 Maybe we should just teach them how to drink responsibly instead 1.3939 0.09672 33 21 11 1
1186 This, finally, should make him move out. 1.3939 0.10606 33 22 9 2
1187 I have a feeling this diet plan is going to cost us an arm and a leg. 1.3939 0.12262 33 24 5 4
1188 I liked it better when you were on Weight Watchers. 1.3939 0.11464 33 23 7 3
1189 My Noom coach is retired CIA. 1.3939 0.11464 33 23 7 3
1190 If Timmy does get out, he won't get far. 1.3939 0.09672 33 21 11 1
1191 Right now, I just can't afford a dungeon. 1.3939 0.12262 33 24 5 4
1192 Is it just me, or have the cockroaches gotten really aggressive? 1.3939 0.11464 33 23 7 3
1193 And he still took all the ice cream. Amazing! 1.3939 0.10606 33 22 9 2
1194 The last weight loss program just didn't work. 1.3939 0.10606 33 22 9 2
1195 I suppose the listing did say "all the trappings of a modern kitchen". 1.3939 0.11464 33 23 7 3
1196 It makes intermittent fasting much easier. 1.3939 0.12262 33 24 5 4
1197 Mr. Dahmer really doesn’t want anyone to drink his milk, does he? 1.3939 0.12262 33 24 5 4
1198 I cannot shake the idea that our real problem is not overeating. 1.3939 0.12262 33 24 5 4
1199 I guess Grandma thinks that chocolate we bought her really costs 100 Grand 1.3939 0.09672 33 21 11 1
1200 Maybe we should order takeout. 1.3929 0.10714 28 18 9 1
1201 I needed a new work-from-home challenge. 1.3929 0.11885 28 19 7 2
1202 It’s nice. But the other place had an island. 1.3929 0.12950 28 20 5 3
1203 This isn't what I meant when I suggested Hunger Games, honey 1.3929 0.11885 28 19 7 2
1204 I still think just going sugar free would be easier 1.3929 0.10714 28 18 9 1
1205 Ok, I get your point about the diet but it’s a bit unsettling that you already had all of this stuff in the garage 1.3929 0.12950 28 20 5 3
1206 So this is what mom meant when she said stay out of the kitchen 1.3929 0.13934 28 21 3 4
1207 Well, we could try a little self control instead. 1.3929 0.10714 28 18 9 1
1208 I still dont know if this will make dieting easier 1.3929 0.10714 28 18 9 1
1209 I can't wait until your parents get here 1.3929 0.10714 28 18 9 1
1210 I think the mice have gotten smarter. 1.3929 0.13934 28 21 3 4
1211 Maybe house-sitting for Greg was not the friendship milestone you hoped. 1.3929 0.11885 28 19 7 2
1212 I thought child proofing was supposed to make it safer for children? 1.3929 0.13934 28 21 3 4
1213 Oh, I don't know. Do you think it will work? 1.3929 0.12950 28 20 5 3
1214 I’ve got this. 1.3929 0.10714 28 18 9 1
1215 Still less work than intermittent fasting 1.3929 0.11885 28 19 7 2
1216 I told you not to eat my yogurt, Ted. 1.3929 0.12950 28 20 5 3
1217 You and your crazy diets 1.3929 0.11885 28 19 7 2
1218 I don’t care. Where do you wanna eat? 1.3929 0.12950 28 20 5 3
1219 I call it The Houdini Diet. 1.3929 0.11885 28 19 7 2
1220 nah, your mom would still get through. 1.3929 0.13934 28 21 3 4
1221 Fifty shades of Nay. 1.3929 0.11885 28 19 7 2
1222 Think we might have overdone the lockdown 1.3929 0.11885 28 19 7 2
1223 Well, it's not as hard as voting. 1.3929 0.12950 28 20 5 3
1224 Can we do the Mediterranean diet instead. 1.3929 0.12950 28 20 5 3
1225 Do you feel like Kevin has been a little passive aggressive about the snacks lately? 1.3929 0.11885 28 19 7 2
1226 Can't we just buy light salad dressing? 1.3929 0.11885 28 19 7 2
1227 The pounds literally fall right off... 1.3929 0.12950 28 20 5 3
1228 I wondered why Weight Watchers now offers free shipping." 1.3929 0.12950 28 20 5 3
1229 Or we could just stop snacking between meals. 1.3929 0.11885 28 19 7 2
1230 Must be Mom’s hyperbole for, ‘The kitchen is closed’. 1.3929 0.12950 28 20 5 3
1231 I know The Prison Diet is trending but maybe we should try intermittent fasting. 1.3929 0.12950 28 20 5 3
1232 This should help us drop that Covid 19. 1.3929 0.11885 28 19 7 2
1233 THIS is your new diet?! 1.3929 0.09399 28 17 11 0
1234 Ok, ready to list on AirBnB 1.3929 0.11885 28 19 7 2
1235 I think this diet might be a little restrictive. 1.3929 0.12950 28 20 5 3
1236 I think the traps look better on the left. 1.3929 0.11885 28 19 7 2
1237 Well, in all fairness, the other house you liked also needs the kitchen redone. 1.3929 0.11885 28 19 7 2
1238 What is this? The Food Network Ninja Warrior Challenge? 1.3929 0.12950 28 20 5 3
1239 This wasn’t in the VRBO listing. 1.3929 0.10714 28 18 9 1
1240 Sooooo..........just how bad do we want to have a beer? 1.3929 0.10714 28 18 9 1
1241 That should stop the ants. 1.3929 0.13934 28 21 3 4
1242 If only I did not forget my cigarettes inside 1.3929 0.11885 28 19 7 2
1243 Looks like takeout again 1.3929 0.12950 28 20 5 3
1244 I'm happy to lend a hand with the move. It's getting the hand back that worries me. 1.3929 0.12950 28 20 5 3
1245 Maybe we should go back to just writing our names on our food 1.3929 0.11885 28 19 7 2
1246 There, now it’s baby proof. 1.3929 0.11885 28 19 7 2
1247 The diet's easy. It's the falling off the wagon that's painful. 1.3929 0.13934 28 21 3 4
1248 If this doesn't work, we may have to try exercise. 1.3929 0.11885 28 19 7 2
1249 New weight loss program? 1.3929 0.10714 28 18 9 1
1250 Ok lets retrace our steps-when was the last time you used the key? 1.3929 0.12950 28 20 5 3
1251 Mom's still got Dad on a diet? 1.3929 0.12950 28 20 5 3
1252 We're in good shape if he's in the refrigerator and not the dishwasher!" 1.3929 0.11885 28 19 7 2
1253 When he was installing the security system he kept saying “I’m gonna get medieval on your ass” I just thought that was an expression 1.3929 0.10714 28 18 9 1
1254 See? No need to call an exterminator. 1.3929 0.13934 28 21 3 4
1255 At least the liquor cabinet's unlocked. 1.3929 0.11885 28 19 7 2
1256 Obviously this must be what the air bnb ad meant when it said “does not include kitchen privileges 1.3929 0.11885 28 19 7 2
1257 At least we don’t have to do dishes 1.3929 0.09399 28 17 11 0
1258 Now that I'm seeing it, maybe I'll just label my yogurts instead. 1.3929 0.11885 28 19 7 2
1259 So that’s how you’ve been able to stay thin during quarantine 1.3929 0.11885 28 19 7 2
1260 So you think this will deter your stoner brother? 1.3929 0.13934 28 21 3 4
1261 I don’t recall seeing anything about this in the Airbnb agreement! 1.3929 0.09399 28 17 11 0
1262 We could always order a pizza" 1.3929 0.10714 28 18 9 1
1263 The toilet is broken. Mom says nothing in, nothing out. 1.3929 0.10714 28 18 9 1
1264 I think we are ready to list on Airbnb 1.3929 0.12950 28 20 5 3
1265 Well, she did say she was really serious about her diet this time. 1.3929 0.11885 28 19 7 2
1266 You know, we could just get takeout. 1.3929 0.10714 28 18 9 1
1267 Mom said we have to order takeout while she's away. 1.3929 0.10714 28 18 9 1
1268 When did you put all the toilet paper in the ‘fridge? 1.3929 0.12950 28 20 5 3
1269 I like it, but can we do them in stainless? 1.3929 0.12950 28 20 5 3
1270 It’s not the most friendly bed and breakfast, but it feels so good to be on vacation. 1.3929 0.11885 28 19 7 2
1271 Wouldn’t it be easier if we just insisted that Roger get his own apartment? 1.3929 0.12950 28 20 5 3
1272 If I’ve told the kids once, I’ve told them a hundred times . . . the cat doesn’t like to play “Escape Room”! 1.3929 0.11885 28 19 7 2
1273 Or we could count calories and steps 1.3929 0.13934 28 21 3 4
1274 I swear - I just need to check if the light's on. 1.3929 0.11885 28 19 7 2
1275 well, maybe it's a bit extreme but the diet plan says by any means necessary. 1.3929 0.11885 28 19 7 2
1276 This might have helped more at the beginning of the quarantine. 1.3929 0.12950 28 20 5 3
1277 No Zach...what I said was,"There is some Muenster in the fridge." 1.3929 0.13934 28 21 3 4
1278 Ahhhhh, starting a new diet are we? 1.3929 0.11885 28 19 7 2
1279 I lost three pounds. 1.3929 0.11885 28 19 7 2
1280 Now THIS should let us lose that COVID 15lbs... 1.3929 0.11885 28 19 7 2
1281 Look at the bright side - the chips hidden in the dishwasher are still accessible 1.3929 0.12950 28 20 5 3
1282 There’s too much cleanup required here. I prefer the model with the shark infested pool. 1.3929 0.11885 28 19 7 2
1283 It's the new Weight Watcher's Xtreme plan. 1.3929 0.11885 28 19 7 2
1284 It’s my tenant Roger, he’s very worried about food theft. Do you think he’ll be OK? 1.3929 0.10714 28 18 9 1
1285 If you didn't want to share the Ben & Jerry's all you had to do was ask. 1.3929 0.12950 28 20 5 3
1286 I think you're taking this diet too seriously 1.3929 0.09399 28 17 11 0
1287 OK. Take-out it is. 1.3929 0.11885 28 19 7 2
1288 Good thing the chocolate is still in the living room. 1.3929 0.12950 28 20 5 3
1289 I think you'll make it through the juice cleanse this time 1.3929 0.11885 28 19 7 2
1290 AirB&B only left us a key to the front door 1.3929 0.10714 28 18 9 1
1291 I still say taping up picture of a fat person is easier. 1.3929 0.11885 28 19 7 2
1292 Do you think we need more cheese? 1.3929 0.11885 28 19 7 2
1293 But do they bring us joy? 1.3929 0.12950 28 20 5 3
1294 I'm feeling very optimistic about this diet 1.3929 0.12950 28 20 5 3
1295 Not until we lose the quarantine 15. 1.3929 0.12950 28 20 5 3
1296 Wasn’t keto hard enough. 1.3929 0.11885 28 19 7 2
1297 My friends say this diet really works. 1.3929 0.10714 28 18 9 1
1298 The book said to childproof. 1.3929 0.12950 28 20 5 3
1299 After all that work, we should have a beer. 1.3929 0.12950 28 20 5 3
1300 It's the weight watchers new "metallic" plan for losing the "Quarantine 10". 1.3929 0.10714 28 18 9 1
1301 This is not what I meant by medieval design. 1.3929 0.11885 28 19 7 2
1302 Whose idea was it to give him that Houdini bio? 1.3929 0.13934 28 21 3 4
1303 Now, don't take this as a criticism of your cooking. 1.3929 0.11885 28 19 7 2
1304 What did you feed the sourdough starter? 1.3929 0.12950 28 20 5 3
1305 I guess she’s serious about not touching her key lime pie 1.3929 0.10714 28 18 9 1
1306 I agree... but don't you think we could have stayed with Paleo a little longer. 1.3929 0.10714 28 18 9 1
1307 It’s a last resort, but this diet plan could actually work. 1.3929 0.11885 28 19 7 2
1308 It’s my latest effort at maintaining my diet. 1.3929 0.12950 28 20 5 3
1309 Y'know, setting all that up really made me hungry... 1.3929 0.13934 28 21 3 4
1310 Mom is serious about that last box of Girl Scout cookies. 1.3929 0.11885 28 19 7 2
1311 You always over react when your brother visits. 1.3929 0.12950 28 20 5 3
1312 They say this diet makes it impossible to cheat. 1.3929 0.11885 28 19 7 2
1313 It gives a whole new meaning to the midnight snack. 1.3929 0.10714 28 18 9 1
1314 Yeah, let's eat out. 1.3929 0.12950 28 20 5 3
1315 I know it is my turn. Do you want Cookies and Cream or Rocky Road? 1.3929 0.12950 28 20 5 3
1316 That explains the hostile emojis. 1.3929 0.11885 28 19 7 2
1317 Mushrooms or pepperoni? 1.3929 0.12950 28 20 5 3
1318 ... it just says avoid snacking.. 1.3913 0.15061 23 17 3 3
1319 That should keep the gluten out 1.3913 0.15061 23 17 3 3
1320 The agent said this house was owned by a super model. 1.3889 0.14323 18 12 5 1
1321 It beats disinfecting the groceries. 1.3871 0.10029 31 20 10 1
1322 I said I didn’t want the Houdini design 1.3871 0.11050 31 21 8 2
1323 The kids will get through this in a matter of minutes 1.3871 0.11050 31 21 8 2
1324 I know what’s missing....the snakes!!!! 1.3871 0.10029 31 20 10 1
1325 It may seem ridiculous, but not a single bear has broken in since I set it up. 1.3871 0.12849 31 23 4 4
1326 Looks great honey, but where will we put the land mines? 1.3871 0.11050 31 21 8 2
1327 It’s the only way... I’ve already eaten twice my weight and it’s only noon 1.3871 0.12849 31 23 4 4
1328 Seems safe... 1.3871 0.11050 31 21 8 2
1329 And you’re sure the light inside turns off by itself? 1.3871 0.11983 31 22 6 3
1330 Next time maybe we just shouldn’t buy a pie. 1.3871 0.12849 31 23 4 4
1331 Diet Apps are good, but nothing beats offline techniques Mary 1.3871 0.11050 31 21 8 2
1332 Do you think mom and dad know about the party? 1.3871 0.11983 31 22 6 3
1333 It seemed easier than counting calories 1.3871 0.10029 31 20 10 1
1334 Where CrossFit meets Keto. 1.3871 0.11983 31 22 6 3
1335 At least we'll know where the children are. 1.3871 0.11050 31 21 8 2
1336 When Mom's on a diet everybody's on a diet. 1.3871 0.12849 31 23 4 4
1337 ... you go first, you have the keys. 1.3871 0.11050 31 21 8 2
1338 this has been quite the "corona-lockdown" 1.3871 0.10029 31 20 10 1
1339 I told you fad diets were a trap. 1.3871 0.11050 31 21 8 2
1340 I hid the sourdough starter in the bathroom. 1.3871 0.10029 31 20 10 1
1341 At least there’s no carb counting. 1.3871 0.11050 31 21 8 2
1342 I knew Whiskers would not be happy about being put on dry food but I never expected this! 1.3871 0.11983 31 22 6 3
1343 My new 20 day challenge 1.3871 0.10029 31 20 10 1
1344 And I’m locked out of my phone. 1.3871 0.10029 31 20 10 1
1345 I think the kids are telling us they’d rather have takeout for a change. 1.3871 0.11983 31 22 6 3
1346 Just think of all the time you'll save not doing the dishes. 1.3871 0.11050 31 21 8 2
1347 I still think it's safer to cook at home 1.3871 0.11050 31 21 8 2
1348 It's a test to see if you're smarter than a laboratory rat. 1.3871 0.11983 31 22 6 3
1349 I agree. We order in tonight. 1.3871 0.11050 31 21 8 2
1350 You know what, honey? I was thinking...maybe tonight, we should just order in... 1.3871 0.10029 31 20 10 1
1351 Well, my nutritionist told me that calorie restriction is more effective than cardio." 1.3871 0.10029 31 20 10 1
1352 Maybe we should order out tonight. 1.3871 0.10029 31 20 10 1
1353 The Oreos are in the night stand. 1.3871 0.11983 31 22 6 3
1354 Adding the moat would require a change order... 1.3871 0.11050 31 21 8 2
1355 Should we add a firewall? 1.3871 0.11050 31 21 8 2
1356 I wonder if they can hear us. 1.3871 0.11050 31 21 8 2
1357 We're not bears, so I think we're good. 1.3871 0.11983 31 22 6 3
1358 Should we order in? 1.3846 0.11200 26 17 8 1
1359 After you 1.3846 0.13674 26 19 4 3
1360 I know you wanted to lose the quarantine 15, but this seems a little over the top 1.3846 0.11200 26 17 8 1
1361 The mice... they’re getting bigger... 1.3846 0.11200 26 17 8 1
1362 Maybe we just should have suggested Weight Watchers. 1.3846 0.11200 26 17 8 1
1363 Babe I meant a sex dungeon 1.3846 0.11200 26 17 8 1
1364 I can finally feel safe in the kitchen 1.3846 0.12499 26 18 6 2
1365 I’m not sure this is what the hunter gatherer diet is supposed to be like... 1.3846 0.12499 26 18 6 2
1366 I forgot about the sleepwalking....this might not work out. 1.3846 0.11200 26 17 8 1
1367 Do we really have to do this every time my Uncle Yogi comes over for dinner? 1.3846 0.12499 26 18 6 2
1368 I want you to feel at home, okay? Help yourself to anything you like. . 1.3846 0.10138 39 27 9 3
1369 Not what they meant by lock down. 1.3846 0.13674 26 19 4 3
1370 Or, we could find a new babysitter. 1.3846 0.12499 26 18 6 2
1371 Did we check to see if the milk was bad? 1.3846 0.11200 26 17 8 1
1372 Honey, if the plumber wants a snack while he's working, let him have one. 1.3846 0.11200 26 17 8 1
1373 It looks too austere. Do the traps come in antique brass? 1.3846 0.12499 26 18 6 2
1374 ALL diets are torture. 1.3846 0.11200 26 17 8 1
1375 I heard it worked for Oprah 1.3846 0.11200 26 17 8 1
1376 I signed us up for Weight Watchers Plus 1.3846 0.12499 26 18 6 2
1377 I believe it’s your turn to get the milk out. 1.3846 0.12499 26 18 6 2
1378 He is a growing teen.Think this'll slow him down? 1.3846 0.12499 26 18 6 2
1379 Which diet is this? 1.3846 0.13674 26 19 4 3
1380 I feel like we're missing something. 1.3846 0.12499 26 18 6 2
1381 The food tastes much better now that we have to work for it 1.3846 0.12499 26 18 6 2
1382 It’s a really strict diet. 1.3846 0.13674 26 19 4 3
1383 This diet will work! 1.3846 0.11200 26 17 8 1
1384 We could get takeout... 1.3846 0.11200 26 17 8 1
1385 Don't you think it would be easier to lock up the scale? 1.3846 0.12499 26 18 6 2
1386 I guess we're ordering in. 1.3846 0.09730 26 16 10 0
1387 Well, it's this or Peloton. 1.3846 0.11200 26 17 8 1
1388 I've changed my mind. Let's go out. 1.3846 0.12499 26 18 6 2
1389 Wait, where's the dog? 1.3846 0.12499 26 18 6 2
1390 I hope he's not too hungry! 1.3846 0.13674 26 19 4 3
1391 No, I don't think the last Airbnb guest got a five-star rating 1.3846 0.14756 26 20 2 4
1392 I don’t think the salted caramel ice cream is worth it” 1.3846 0.09730 26 16 10 0
1393 Makes you want it more, doesn't it? 1.3846 0.11200 26 17 8 1
1394 So far it’s been a relatively painless diet. 1.3846 0.12499 26 18 6 2
1395 I’m on the extreme elimination diet. 1.3846 0.11200 26 17 8 1
1396 I don't think we'll be doing air bnb again soon 1.3846 0.11200 26 17 8 1
1397 You call this portion control? 1.3846 0.12499 26 18 6 2
1398 On the other hand, we could just eat less 1.3846 0.11200 26 17 8 1
1399 Good thing we have another one in the cellar, isn't it ?? 1.3846 0.09730 26 16 10 0
1400 For some reason, this just makes me hungrier. 1.3846 0.12499 26 18 6 2
1401 Mom has some food issues. 1.3846 0.13674 26 19 4 3
1402 Does this mean you'd like to eat out tonight? 1.3846 0.12499 26 18 6 2
1403 That’ll keep the refridgerator from running. 1.3846 0.12499 26 18 6 2
1404 Also, mom did suggest that we go live with dad for a while 1.3846 0.13674 26 19 4 3
1405 What have we forgotten? 1.3846 0.11200 26 17 8 1
1406 It’s less stigmatizing than gastric bypass. 1.3846 0.12499 26 18 6 2
1407 OK, I think we’re done baby proofing the kitchen. 1.3846 0.11200 26 17 8 1
1408 Whatever you do, don't go into the bathroom 1.3824 0.11182 34 24 7 3
1409 OK you win. Let's order delivery. 1.3824 0.11182 34 24 7 3
1410 And the Neo-Gothic really makes the kitchen pop. 1.3824 0.11953 34 25 5 4
1411 Well, I’ve finally gotten to my goal weight, but I’m afraid I’ve forgotten where I put the keys. 1.3824 0.10354 34 23 9 2
1412 Sure it looks fool proof, but they're teenaged boys. Trust me. They'll find a way. 1.3810 0.14600 21 15 4 2
1413 So you’re sure you saw a COVID particle in there? 1.3793 0.11547 29 20 7 2
1414 So, I started a new diet. 1.3793 0.13513 29 22 3 4
1415 OK, so your insulin was still in there. My bad. 1.3793 0.11547 29 20 7 2
1416 I mean technically it IS a work-from-home related expense... 1.3793 0.12569 29 21 5 3
1417 I’m trying this new diet. 1.3793 0.11547 29 20 7 2
1418 You could have just said you wanted to eat out tonight. 1.3793 0.10427 29 19 9 1
1419 Your faith in me is disappointing 1.3793 0.11547 29 20 7 2
1420 Are you sure they are licensed nutritionists? 1.3793 0.11547 29 20 7 2
1421 Does this spark joy for you? Personally I’m feeling hungry. 1.3793 0.12569 29 21 5 3
1422 Is this the 'food security' they were talking about? 1.3793 0.11547 29 20 7 2
1423 So.. What do you like to eat? 1.3793 0.10427 29 19 9 1
1424 I’m using a new diet app called DOOM. 1.3793 0.13513 29 22 3 4
1425 I think you put a little too much die in diet, honey 1.3793 0.11547 29 20 7 2
1426 Now, how do we keep them from changing the thermostat? 1.3793 0.09170 29 18 11 0
1427 Commenting on your Mom's weight is always a mistake. 1.3793 0.12569 29 21 5 3
1428 Airbnb has really increased their security measures since the reopening 1.3793 0.11547 29 20 7 2
1429 Dad's on a diet again. 1.3793 0.11547 29 20 7 2
1430 It's a start, but now we have to tie up the Uber Eats guy. 1.3793 0.12569 29 21 5 3
1431 This isn't what I meant by 'stainless steel fixtures.' 1.3793 0.12569 29 21 5 3
1432 Which diet book did this idea come from? 1.3793 0.11547 29 20 7 2
1433 Wow that’s how extreme it got back in 2020. 1.3793 0.11547 29 20 7 2
1434 Maybe all day nursery school would be a better option. 1.3793 0.10427 29 19 9 1
1435 But did you lock the window? 1.3793 0.11547 29 20 7 2
1436 I heard him say her crème brûlée was to die for. 1.3793 0.11547 29 20 7 2
1437 But I sorta like your lockdown tummy. 1.3793 0.10427 29 19 9 1
1438 It's not for my diet. I'm tired of you stealing my chocolate. 1.3793 0.11547 29 20 7 2
1439 I guess the kitchen's done with our quarantine cooking. 1.3793 0.13513 29 22 3 4
1440 Where did Mom say she hid the key? 1.3793 0.11547 29 20 7 2
1441 Looks like a trap to me too. 1.3793 0.11547 29 20 7 2
1442 I told you to put the money in a safe place.... 1.3793 0.12569 29 21 5 3
1443 I think the real trap would be a 30-year mortgage 1.3793 0.12569 29 21 5 3
1444 Are carbs really that deadly? 1.3793 0.12569 29 21 5 3
1445 Dad's taken 'homeland security' to a new level. 1.3793 0.12569 29 21 5 3
1446 All she had to do was to write her name on the ham sandwich 1.3793 0.10427 29 19 9 1
1447 Seriously, Todd, who “forgets” to plug the fridge back in? 1.3793 0.11547 29 20 7 2
1448 I guess the refrigerator repairman was serious when he told us that we owed him money. 1.3793 0.12569 29 21 5 3
1449 It IS good cheesecake...... 1.3793 0.11547 29 20 7 2
1450 It really puts the ‘die’ in diet. 1.3793 0.11547 29 20 7 2
1451 So far I've lost ten pounds and my right hand 1.3793 0.12569 29 21 5 3
1452 How good are you at breaking and entering? 1.3793 0.12569 29 21 5 3
1453 Or we could just go grocery shopping. 1.3793 0.11547 29 20 7 2
1454 So I guess we'll get takeout? 1.3793 0.11547 29 20 7 2
1455 So, what exactly did the refrigerator say to you? 1.3793 0.11547 29 20 7 2
1456 They're all distractions. I 'd check out the microwave and dishwasher. 1.3793 0.11547 29 20 7 2
1457 Think the kitchen is closed? 1.3793 0.10427 29 19 9 1
1458 I read somewhere that these were the original coronavirus spikes. 1.3793 0.11547 29 20 7 2
1459 So, we are really only going to eat what we kill? 1.3793 0.11547 29 20 7 2
1460 Anything else we can do? I don't think it's enough to stop me. 1.3793 0.11547 29 20 7 2
1461 It should work until she is 2, by 3 we'll need a new defence. 1.3793 0.12569 29 21 5 3
1462 one of these will cure your sleepwalking 1.3793 0.12569 29 21 5 3
1463 Your foster mom sucks 1.3793 0.11547 29 20 7 2
1464 Y'know, this new diet plan of yours just might work. 1.3793 0.11547 29 20 7 2
1465 This might give your brother the message, but you know how stubborn he can be 1.3793 0.11547 29 20 7 2
1466 Something tells me this might be a trap. 1.3793 0.12569 29 21 5 3
1467 It doesn't feel welcoming. 1.3793 0.11547 29 20 7 2
1468 Maybe we should just try to find a new babysitter. 1.3793 0.13513 29 22 3 4
1469 I don’t know if it’s enough. He’s a teenager. 1.3793 0.11547 29 20 7 2
1470 It’s called the “kitchen escape room, diet.” 1.3793 0.11547 29 20 7 2
1471 My mom really values leftovers 1.3793 0.11547 29 20 7 2
1472 This might be overkill, but we have to lose the quarantine weight somehow! 1.3750 0.11753 24 16 7 1
1473 I didn‘t expect intermittent fasting to include 6 hours of locking up and 6 hours of unlocking! 1.3750 0.13205 24 17 5 2
1474 Let the hunger games begin 1.3750 0.13205 24 17 5 2
1475 It did say "BDSM friendly" in the ad... 1.3750 0.10095 24 15 9 0
1476 My phone did the same thing to me earlier 1.3750 0.11753 24 16 7 1
1477 They say this helps with fasting. 1.3750 0.10095 24 15 9 0
1478 The easy part's done. All we gotta do is manage to block delivery somehow 1.3750 0.14512 24 18 3 3
1479 you know what, water's just fine 1.3750 0.10767 32 22 8 2
1480 Our refrigerator is onto BDSM 1.3750 0.13205 24 17 5 2
1481 Dieting is so 2019 1.3750 0.13205 24 17 5 2
1482 Well this is one way to stick to your diet 1.3750 0.11753 24 16 7 1
1483 I still see ants 1.3750 0.14512 24 18 3 3
1484 He'll just send Secret Service until the path is clear. 1.3750 0.14512 24 18 3 3
1485 You sure all this will stop the rats? 1.3750 0.13205 24 17 5 2
1486 The shelter-in-place escape room is great fun if you can get past the irony. 1.3750 0.10095 24 15 9 0
1487 Your new personal trainer lacks boundaries. 1.3750 0.14512 24 18 3 3
1488 Happy hunger games, and may the odds be ever in your favor. 1.3750 0.10095 24 15 9 0
1489 Killer diet you’ve got there, honey 1.3750 0.11753 24 16 7 1
1490 Or... Or.. how about just willpower?? 1.3750 0.11753 24 16 7 1
1491 I'm saving the leftover pizza for tomorrow. 1.3750 0.13205 24 17 5 2
1492 Well you said, ‘Get that lemon meringue pie away from me—it’s dangerous!’ 1.3750 0.13205 24 17 5 2
1493 I guess that's what mom meant when she said we'd have to figure out dinner for ourselves. 1.3750 0.13205 24 17 5 2
1494 All set. You want a beer? 1.3750 0.11753 24 16 7 1
1495 Do you think it’ll work? 1.3750 0.13205 24 17 5 2
1496 I haven’t had to do this since freshman year of college 1.3750 0.13205 24 17 5 2
1497 And that’s how we get rid of the quarantine 15! 1.3750 0.13205 24 17 5 2
1498 ‘You’re not hungry - and this should take care of the boredom” 1.3750 0.14512 24 18 3 3
1499 Now for the wifi router. 1.3750 0.14512 24 18 3 3
1500 Quarantine diet 1.3750 0.11753 24 16 7 1
1501 Now it’ll be easier for us to remember to wash our hands first 1.3750 0.14512 24 18 3 3
1502 It's doable. I've seen Mission: Impossible 1.3750 0.11753 24 16 7 1
1503 So hows your lockdown diet going? 1.3750 0.13205 24 17 5 2
1504 So how many kilos you think we’ll loose? 1.3750 0.14512 24 18 3 3
1505 Seems adequate for now. But to be on the safe side, let's toss the bong. 1.3750 0.15711 24 19 1 4
1506 The hardest part of intermittent fasting is resetting the traps every night. 1.3750 0.11753 24 16 7 1
1507 It still looks too easy. 1.3750 0.10095 24 15 9 0
1508 Maybe just not buy ice cream next time. 1.3750 0.10095 24 15 9 0
1509 So, today is THAT Monday. 1.3750 0.13205 24 17 5 2
1510 Well Joan, it’s actually empty, but now I want to open that door more than anything else in this world. 1.3750 0.11753 24 16 7 1
1511 Dang, I forgot the mustard! 1.3750 0.14512 24 18 3 3
1512 Maybe we should just try talking to him. 1.3750 0.11753 24 16 7 1
1513 I wasn't expecting this when the ad said killer kitchen. 1.3750 0.11753 24 16 7 1
1514 Hmm...I think something with a 2 step authentication would be better. 1.3750 0.14512 24 18 3 3
1515 I see the dieting kit from Medieval Weekly arrived. 1.3750 0.14512 24 18 3 3
1516 They say most accidents happen in the kitchen. 1.3750 0.13205 24 17 5 2
1517 Yes, I am on a fairly strict diet. 1.3750 0.13205 24 17 5 2
1518 I still can't figure out how Spalding ate the leftover pizza. 1.3750 0.13205 24 17 5 2
1519 Wouldn't it be easier just to start eating salads? 1.3750 0.10767 32 22 8 2
1520 Let's go out - it's safer. 1.3750 0.11666 32 23 6 3
1521 Is the "no keyto" diet. 1.3750 0.14512 24 18 3 3
1522 I can’t help but think it’s a little much, even for rats. 1.3750 0.10095 24 15 9 0
1523 Now think, when did you last have the key? 1.3750 0.13205 24 17 5 2
1524 Well, what Would You do for a Klondike bar?! 1.3750 0.13205 24 17 5 2
1525 How many weeks ago did the magician from your son's birthday party lock himself in there? 1.3750 0.13205 24 17 5 2
1526 It took 7 hours to construct. How many minutes do you think it will take us to get to the Ben & Jerry's? 1.3750 0.11753 24 16 7 1
1527 I think you're taking this diet a tad too seriously. 1.3750 0.13205 24 17 5 2
1528 Christo's home life was a lot darker than I would have expected. 1.3750 0.10095 24 15 9 0
1529 No, this wasn't in the intermittent fasting book, per se. 1.3750 0.14512 24 18 3 3
1530 Let’s go out. 1.3750 0.14512 24 18 3 3
1531 It’s either this or stop taking the Ambien at night 1.3750 0.13205 24 17 5 2
1532 Maybe we should just order in tonight. 1.3750 0.11753 24 16 7 1
1533 I’m not so sure about Jenny Craig’s new program. 1.3750 0.11753 24 16 7 1
1534 Did we consider just not buying junk food in the first place? 1.3750 0.11753 24 16 7 1
1535 Apparently, this new diet gets fast results. 1.3750 0.13205 24 17 5 2
1536 Cheat day is getting tougher 1.3750 0.11753 24 16 7 1
1537 You're overthinking. Just yank the rope. 1.3750 0.11753 24 16 7 1
1538 This should stop the night munchies 1.3750 0.13205 24 17 5 2
1539 So, I guess now that we're trying the Houdini Diet? 1.3750 0.13205 24 17 5 2
1540 Maybe we should just not buy anything with carbs. 1.3750 0.13205 24 17 5 2
1541 It's called ,The Houdini Diet." Locks and bagels. 1.3750 0.13205 24 17 5 2
1542 Wow, Mom’s really tired of your midnight raids. 1.3750 0.11753 24 16 7 1
1543 I'm only allowed to eat what escapes from the food chains. 1.3750 0.13205 24 17 5 2
1544 You’re right, it does look like the break room at work. 1.3750 0.10767 32 22 8 2
1545 First one to pop open the beer wins. 1.3750 0.13205 24 17 5 2
1546 Was it you or I who forgot we can still order in by phone 1.3750 0.11753 24 16 7 1
1547 I thought we had full access in this AirBnb! 1.3750 0.13205 24 17 5 2
1548 The realtor said we should consider re-doing the kitchen if we're planning to flip the place. 1.3750 0.09786 32 21 10 1
1549 So this is where Donald Trump keeps his tax returns? 1.3750 0.14512 24 18 3 3
1550 He’s a teenaged boy. He’ll find a way. 1.3750 0.13205 24 17 5 2
1551 It's not a diet,it's a life plan. 1.3750 0.11753 24 16 7 1
1552 WW hasn’t been the same since Oprah got involved. 1.3750 0.13205 24 17 5 2
1553 It’s part of my Houdini diet plan. 1.3750 0.13205 24 17 5 2
1554 She's obviously on the Houdini diet. 1.3750 0.11753 24 16 7 1
1555 It satisfies my cravings for both food and masochism. 1.3750 0.10095 24 15 9 0
1556 Rodents of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist. 1.3750 0.14512 24 18 3 3
1557 OK. Are you ready for that joint now? 1.3750 0.13205 24 17 5 2
1558 Looks like we are eating out again tonight. 1.3750 0.11753 24 16 7 1
1559 You're right: dinner's not gonna make itself. 1.3750 0.14512 24 18 3 3
1560 OK, this "Houdini diet" thing has officially gone too far! 1.3750 0.11666 32 23 6 3
1561 so you ARE serious about takeout? 1.3750 0.13205 24 17 5 2
1562 I like the overall theme. I just think handcuffs for the pull on the blinds would have tied it together better. 1.3750 0.10095 24 15 9 0
1563 This new diet is killing me. 1.3750 0.13205 24 17 5 2
1564 My girlfriend said this diet did wonders for her. I don’t know. What do you think? 1.3750 0.10095 24 15 9 0
1565 My diet's going very well, thank you. 1.3750 0.13205 24 17 5 2
1566 I know your brother likes to snack when he visits, but this seems extreme to me. 1.3750 0.13205 24 17 5 2
1567 Great. Now let's work on the sweatpants drawer. 1.3750 0.10095 24 15 9 0
1568 Now let's test it. 1.3750 0.14512 24 18 3 3
1569 Only ten pounds to go. 1.3750 0.11753 24 16 7 1
1570 I'm sure this will work but would it be easier to just do Weight Watchers? 1.3750 0.11753 24 16 7 1
1571 Not to be alarmist, but this new diet feels like a trap. 1.3750 0.11753 24 16 7 1
1572 That Air BnB host did seem a little creepy, didn't he? 1.3750 0.14512 24 18 3 3
1573 It all started when I put my name on her yogurt by accident. 1.3750 0.10767 32 22 8 2
1574 Do you think your parents are trying to tell you something? 1.3750 0.10095 24 15 9 0
1575 The previous owner had some self-control issues." 1.3750 0.11753 24 16 7 1
1576 Steel chain, no gain. 1.3750 0.10095 24 15 9 0
1577 I've lost 5 pounds just looking at it. 1.3750 0.11753 24 16 7 1
1578 Just how badly do you want a home cooked meal? 1.3750 0.13205 24 17 5 2
1579 Are we sure this is the best way to save on groceries during the summer? I feel like the kids won't be deterred. 1.3750 0.11666 32 23 6 3
1580 All this work made me hungry. Pizza? 1.3750 0.13205 24 17 5 2
1581 I see your mom's trying a new diet. 1.3750 0.13205 24 17 5 2
1582 Perhaps we should raid the fridge at your house instead 1.3750 0.10095 24 15 9 0
1583 I'm on this killer diet! 1.3750 0.11753 24 16 7 1
1584 Channeling Houdini 1.3750 0.13205 24 17 5 2
1585 It seemed less complicated than the point system. 1.3750 0.11753 24 16 7 1
1586 I thought we agreed to use the guest room as the dungeon." 1.3750 0.13205 24 17 5 2
1587 Looks like my roommate is being a dick about the kitchen situation... 1.3750 0.13205 24 17 5 2
1588 Then he fired the nutritionist and hired a blacksmith... 1.3750 0.12500 32 24 4 4
1589 She really doesn’t want anyone touching her sourdough starter. 1.3714 0.10113 35 24 9 2
1590 Alexa, call Dominos 1.3714 0.10913 35 25 7 3
1591 I'm beginning to second-guess our decision to go with a subscription-based kitchen. 1.3714 0.11657 35 26 5 4
1592 We'll either catch three little ones or one big one with three legs. 1.3714 0.10913 35 25 7 3
1593 ...and then when he gets in: Empty! Everything we eat is delivered. 1.3714 0.10913 35 25 7 3
1594 Well at least we can still wash our hands 1.3704 0.12111 27 19 6 2
1595 Mhmm so take out? 1.3704 0.13235 27 20 4 3
1596 Please Mistress... I just want a bottled water 💦 1.3704 0.12111 27 19 6 2
1597 Mom’s diet seems to be going well. 1.3704 0.12111 27 19 6 2
1598 All you had to do was write your name on what was yours 1.3704 0.10871 27 18 8 1
1599 Well, they did ask us to capture the essence of the outdoors in their new kitchen space. 1.3704 0.12111 27 19 6 2
1600 Think we can still rent it on Airbnb? 1.3704 0.12111 27 19 6 2
1601 It's not like we cook anyways... 1.3704 0.10871 27 18 8 1
1602 Wouldn’t it be easier to just ask the kids to help pay for their portion of the grocery bill? 1.3704 0.13235 27 20 4 3
1603 It’s open to interpretation. 1.3704 0.12111 27 19 6 2
1604 All this, and yet I forgot to delete my Uber Eats app 1.3704 0.10871 27 18 8 1
1605 I wonder if they’ll get the hint... 1.3704 0.10871 27 18 8 1
1606 Joey did say he doesn’t share food... 1.3704 0.12111 27 19 6 2
1607 so, what are we having for lunch? 1.3704 0.12111 27 19 6 2
1608 And you’re sure the sleepwalking is under control. 1.3704 0.10871 27 18 8 1
1609 Plenty of counter space though. 1.3704 0.12111 27 19 6 2
1610 So, no lasagna.... 1.3704 0.13235 27 20 4 3
1611 Where did you say you found this diet? 1.3704 0.12111 27 19 6 2
1612 I think it’s a message from your trainer 1.3704 0.10871 27 18 8 1
1613 I think freezing her credit card was not enough. 1.3704 0.12111 27 19 6 2
1614 Maybe we should have just done keto. 1.3704 0.10871 27 18 8 1
1615 This is not what I meant when I said, "Don't let me have carbs today." 1.3704 0.10871 27 18 8 1
1616 Call Dominos. 1.3704 0.10871 27 18 8 1
1617 When Mom said, "You're not touching that cake" I guess she really meant it. 1.3704 0.10871 27 18 8 1
1618 I see your lockdown diet is going well. 1.3704 0.10871 27 18 8 1
1619 It’s ok. I’m fine with takeout. 1.3704 0.12111 27 19 6 2
1620 Uber Eats and Grubhub are getting so aggressive. 1.3704 0.10871 27 18 8 1
1621 Either we've set up the perfect foil for our lack of self-control, or there's a darker side to intimacy that we need to explore." 1.3704 0.12111 27 19 6 2
1622 Don't like it either - with three teenage boys, we have no other option. 1.3704 0.12111 27 19 6 2
1623 So, I guess Mom is saying, "No more snacks." 1.3704 0.12111 27 19 6 2
1624 After trying paleo I decided to skip ahead to the Iron Age 1.3704 0.12111 27 19 6 2
1625 Or we could simply ask them to bring their own food. 1.3704 0.12111 27 19 6 2
1626 There has to be a better way to keep the kids from playing hide 'n seek in the fridge." 1.3704 0.12111 27 19 6 2
1627 The flow's still not right. 1.3704 0.10871 27 18 8 1
1628 I'm beginning to suspect our new flatmate isn't into food sharing. 1.3704 0.13235 27 20 4 3
1629 Well, you've tried everything else 1.3704 0.12111 27 19 6 2
1630 I think it's going to be a very, very late lunch... 1.3704 0.09471 27 17 10 0
1631 Why don’t we just order in again? 1.3704 0.13235 27 20 4 3
1632 Is this your answer to "do these pants make me look fat?" 1.3704 0.09471 27 17 10 0
1633 The oranges were shipped from Florida. 1.3704 0.12111 27 19 6 2
1634 On the one hand, we could die, but on the other... Pudding! 1.3704 0.13235 27 20 4 3
1635 I think your parents want you to start feeding yourself. 1.3704 0.13235 27 20 4 3
1636 Can we just cut bait and run? 1.3704 0.13235 27 20 4 3
1637 It's OK, I know a guy. 1.3704 0.12111 27 19 6 2
1638 I guess mom’s not cooking today. 1.3704 0.10871 27 18 8 1
1639 I'm pretty sure I said ant traps. 1.3704 0.12111 27 19 6 2
1640 Since I moved back, my parents have gotten, like, super weird. 1.3704 0.13235 27 20 4 3
1641 That reminds me ... isn't your sister coming over this weekend? 1.3704 0.09471 27 17 10 0
1642 I wasn’t hungry anyway. 1.3704 0.12111 27 19 6 2
1643 Wouldn't it be easier to join Jenny Craig? 1.3704 0.12111 27 19 6 2
1644 This might be a trap! 1.3704 0.12111 27 19 6 2
1645 I guess it starts today. 1.3704 0.12111 27 19 6 2
1646 Please tell me you have the key to the locks. 1.3704 0.13235 27 20 4 3
1647 Maybe it's time to order in ... 1.3704 0.09471 27 17 10 0
1648 Still not convinced that'll stop a teenager. 1.3704 0.12111 27 19 6 2
1649 You're serious about this diet, aren't you. 1.3704 0.09471 27 17 10 0
1650 But what do we do with our cage-free eggs? 1.3704 0.12111 27 19 6 2
1651 Looks like Jarred brought home the fancy goat cheese. 1.3704 0.13235 27 20 4 3
1652 You'ed think he wouldn't notice a missing apple. 1.3704 0.12111 27 19 6 2
1653 Pretty strict diet, huh babe? 1.3704 0.13235 27 20 4 3
1654 I don’t know. Chip and Joanna are using more polished steel in their kitchens. 1.3704 0.10871 27 18 8 1
1655 Are we sure this will fix my sleepwalking? 1.3704 0.12111 27 19 6 2
1656 What was it that Mom said, exactly? 1.3704 0.13235 27 20 4 3
1657 No thanks. I ate before I got here. 1.3704 0.14271 27 21 2 4
1658 In case you haven’t noticed, I’m on a diet. 1.3704 0.09471 27 17 10 0
1659 Is it fair to Granny though? I mean, her vision, right? 1.3704 0.10871 27 18 8 1
1660 Another excessive response to dieting. 1.3704 0.12111 27 19 6 2
1661 That takes care of our toilet paper shortage. 1.3704 0.13235 27 20 4 3
1662 All I'm saying we tried the same thing at work, and food still got stolen. 1.3704 0.13235 27 20 4 3
1663 What's our safe word? 1.3684 0.11370 19 12 7 0
1664 We still have to wait two more days before it's safe to eat the new groceries. 1.3684 0.15692 19 14 3 2
1665 I guess this means Mom's on another diet? 1.3684 0.15692 19 14 3 2
1666 How about we stop buying bacon instead 1.3667 0.11227 30 21 7 2
1667 I’m not sure this is what they meant by child locks. 1.3667 0.11227 30 21 7 2
1668 Does the ice maker still work? 1.3667 0.10152 30 20 9 1
1669 ...or you could just wear a mask. 1.3667 0.11227 30 21 7 2
1670 Now which one of us hides the key? 1.3667 0.12208 30 22 5 3
1671 ...and if he catches us with his food, we'll just say we didn't see any locks and stuff. 1.3667 0.12208 30 22 5 3
1672 I usually get takeout, it's so much easier than cooking at home. 1.3667 0.12208 30 22 5 3
1673 I dunno, I'm still thinking about that chocolate cake. 1.3667 0.10152 30 20 9 1
1674 Maybe the 5/2 would be simpler. 1.3667 0.12208 30 22 5 3
1675 Paleo diet? More like im-paleo diet." 1.3667 0.11227 30 21 7 2
1676 All those empty shelves at the grocery in March kinda freaked mom out. 1.3667 0.12208 30 22 5 3
1677 Think it's too much? 1.3667 0.10152 30 20 9 1
1678 I just think Weight Watchers is easier. 1.3667 0.10152 30 20 9 1
1679 Yeah, this should definitely increase my at-home work productivity. 1.3667 0.11227 30 21 7 2
1680 And you're certain the boxes said BABY proof? 1.3667 0.11227 30 21 7 2
1681 Don't kinkshame me, bitch. 1.3667 0.13116 30 23 3 4
1682 Think that will keep the cat out? 1.3667 0.10152 30 20 9 1
1683 We’re going to need a bigger nightlight. 1.3636 0.14028 22 16 4 2
1684 The diet starts today, honey. 1.3636 0.14028 22 16 4 2
1685 My roommate claims he only eats my food when he sleepwalks. This will wake him up. 1.3636 0.14028 22 16 4 2
1686 Just putting it on the top shelf wasn’t working anymore 1.3636 0.10497 22 14 8 0
1687 Should we do the living room next? 1.3636 0.14028 22 16 4 2
1688 Now we will catch that cookie monster! 1.3636 0.14028 22 16 4 2
1689 Our new diet plan. 1.3636 0.12389 22 15 6 1
1690 Cool. No more dishes! 1.3636 0.10497 22 14 8 0
1691 Dad’s taking his diet pretty seriously this time. 1.3636 0.12389 22 15 6 1
1692 We’ve been working on self control 1.3636 0.12389 22 15 6 1
1693 Phase 3, not bad 1.3636 0.14028 22 16 4 2
1694 Is this what you meant when you said gluten is dangerous? 1.3636 0.10497 22 14 8 0
1695 Yeaaah let’s get pizza 1.3636 0.14028 22 16 4 2
1696 I think I preferred her keto phase. 1.3636 0.12389 22 15 6 1
1697 But do they spark joy? 1.3636 0.12389 22 15 6 1
1698 Maybe we should have bought some groceries first 1.3636 0.15494 22 17 2 3
1699 You just *had* to take Dave's last beer... 1.3636 0.14028 22 16 4 2
1700 It’s called the Spanish Inquisition Diet. 1.3636 0.14028 22 16 4 2
1701 Ok,we agree,then. No more $600 Costco runs. 1.3636 0.15494 22 17 2 3
1702 Let's see Dad try to get my leftovers now. 1.3636 0.12389 22 15 6 1
1703 Wouldn't it be easier to just join Weight Watchers? 1.3636 0.14028 22 16 4 2
1704 Eat out? 1.3636 0.12389 22 15 6 1
1705 I can't believe what a restauranteur will do to get us to come back and eat inside again! 1.3636 0.14028 22 16 4 2
1706 I think we finally got the food under control. 1.3636 0.10497 22 14 8 0
1707 You want to order in tonight? 1.3636 0.14028 22 16 4 2
1708 I’m trying that new “Houdini Diet”... 1.3636 0.12389 22 15 6 1
1709 Today we start our diet for real. 1.3636 0.12389 22 15 6 1
1710 Do you think the ice cream will be able to break out, navigate the hazards, and find you in the bedroom? 1.3636 0.14028 22 16 4 2
1711 It's the Charles Addams diet. 1.3636 0.12389 22 15 6 1
1712 NOW will you do the dishes? 1.3636 0.14028 22 16 4 2
1713 It's my Zoom background for Weight Watchers. 1.3636 0.14028 22 16 4 2
1714 Is there any leftovers from the party in there? 1.3636 0.12389 22 15 6 1
1715 Hmm, you're right, I think a line of fire would really work right here 1.3636 0.12389 22 15 6 1
1716 Still haven't lost a single pound... 1.3636 0.09553 33 22 10 1
1717 ...or you can just ask your roommate "can you please not drink my beer?". 1.3636 0.14028 22 16 4 2
1718 It's my PPE for the Covid 5. 1.3636 0.10497 22 14 8 0
1719 Maybe we should have just joined a gym. 1.3636 0.14028 22 16 4 2
1720 It always looks better than it tastes, anyway. 1.3636 0.10497 22 14 8 0
1721 I also rigged our phones to explode if we order takeout. 1.3636 0.12389 22 15 6 1
1722 I don't think we can do anything more to lose the Covid 15 (lbs) 1.3636 0.12389 22 15 6 1
1723 It could be a diet, or it could be a reality TV show. 1.3636 0.15494 22 17 2 3
1724 I know the bears are bad this year, but couldn’t we have just barred the windows? 1.3636 0.12389 22 15 6 1
1725 Take out is still looking pretty good. 1.3636 0.12389 22 15 6 1
1726 Oh man, the expiration date on the sour cream suddenly seems important. 1.3636 0.14028 22 16 4 2
1727 I specifically said, "A moat. Where is the moat?" 1.3636 0.15494 22 17 2 3
1728 I thought it was called the Houdini diet because the pounds just vanish. 1.3636 0.15494 22 17 2 3
1729 Yes, our son is a teenager. How did you guess? 1.3636 0.15494 22 17 2 3
1730 If this doesn't get your brotber to move out, then we will. 1.3636 0.14028 22 16 4 2
1731 I guess we should have paid the extra fee for kitchen privileges. 1.3636 0.14028 22 16 4 2
1732 It's only until my brother leaves. 1.3636 0.14028 22 16 4 2
1733 It's on the market as is. 1.3636 0.12389 22 15 6 1
1734 Are you sure the president said this would stop the coronavirus? 1.3636 0.14028 22 16 4 2
1735 So no more midnight snacks. Got it. 1.3636 0.10497 22 14 8 0
1736 There, now carbs will be the least of our worries. 1.3636 0.12389 22 15 6 1
1737 ...OR we could just not buy the ice cream in the first place. 1.3636 0.12389 22 15 6 1
1738 Are you sure he has done an escape like this before? 1.3636 0.12389 22 15 6 1
1739 When they said the place was baby proofed, this isn't exactly what I had in mind. 1.3636 0.12389 22 15 6 1
1740 It still needs something... 1.3636 0.12389 22 15 6 1
1741 This should help us get rid of that COVID-19 pounds. 1.3636 0.14028 22 16 4 2
1742 Millie told me it's the first diet plan she's tried that really works. 1.3636 0.12389 22 15 6 1
1743 It's my mom's new BaitWatchers program. 1.3636 0.14028 22 16 4 2
1744 Unload the dishwasher”...I get it. 1.3636 0.14028 22 16 4 2
1745 Maybe we should have considered going keto first. 1.3636 0.14028 22 16 4 2
1746 I have gained weight during the shutdown, but this is extreme. 1.3636 0.12389 22 15 6 1
1747 We'll find out soon who is raiding the refrigerator at night. 1.3636 0.12389 22 15 6 1
1748 Damn, we really are bored. 1.3636 0.14028 22 16 4 2
1749 The previous tenant was on a very strict diet. 1.3636 0.10497 22 14 8 0
1750 It works great stopping Dad's snacking, it just gets a bit tricky at mealtime. 1.3636 0.12389 22 15 6 1
1751 You should see what she does with the TV remotes. 1.3636 0.10497 33 23 8 2
1752 I can’t understand how I still managed to gain two pounds this week. 1.3636 0.14028 22 16 4 2
1753 His nutritionist is also a blacksmith... 1.3636 0.15494 22 17 2 3
1754 I think we should go back to Keto; this new diet fad seems like overkill 1.3600 0.12754 25 18 5 2
1755 Well, the President said this is how you get rid of the corona virus 1.3600 0.12754 25 18 5 2
1756 Don't you think the Airbnb policies are getting a bit excessive these days? 1.3600 0.12754 25 18 5 2
1757 Having the kids home again has been different than I thought. 1.3600 0.12754 25 18 5 2
1758 I only ate ONE of his yogurts... 1.3600 0.11372 25 17 7 1
1759 It was this or self-hypnosis 1.3600 0.14000 25 19 3 3
1760 Is this what they meant by lockdown? 1.3600 0.12754 25 18 5 2
1761 Never did understand ikea furniture 1.3600 0.12754 25 18 5 2
1762 Ant season again, huh? 1.3600 0.12754 25 18 5 2
1763 You weren’t kidding when you said food costs an arm and a leg 1.3600 0.12754 25 18 5 2
1764 Wouldn't it have been easier to just wire his jaw shut? 1.3600 0.14000 25 19 3 3
1765 There's gotta be a trick to it. 1.3600 0.12754 25 18 5 2
1766 Does this place have wi-fi? 1.3600 0.12754 25 18 5 2
1767 Next time, let’s go to my place. 1.3600 0.14000 25 19 3 3
1768 Do you have an outside fridge? 1.3600 0.11372 25 17 7 1
1769 There will obviously be a night security guard as well 1.3600 0.11372 25 17 7 1
1770 All this to catch the Cookie Monster? 1.3600 0.12754 25 18 5 2
1771 I say we risk eating out. 1.3600 0.11372 25 17 7 1
1772 Maybe we should just wait for the vaccine. 1.3600 0.14000 25 19 3 3
1773 Clearly the homeowner has teenage boys. 1.3600 0.09798 25 16 9 0
1774 Your Klondike bars should be safe now! 1.3600 0.11372 25 17 7 1
1775 He's only four but he's very precocious 1.3600 0.12754 25 18 5 2
1776 I just wish the kitchen had more natural lighting. 1.3600 0.12754 25 18 5 2
1777 We should never have named the cat Houdini. 1.3600 0.12754 25 18 5 2
1778 So, there’s a chance that there’s ice cream in there? 1.3600 0.11372 25 17 7 1
1779 It’s a weight loss system that relies on negative reinforcement. 1.3600 0.11372 25 17 7 1
1780 I think I’ll be sticking to this diet 1.3600 0.14000 25 19 3 3
1781 I like my odds here over any restaurant. 1.3600 0.12754 25 18 5 2
1782 Yes, I WILL be a size two by our wedding day. 1.3600 0.12754 25 18 5 2
1783 Perfect, now that we’re safely away from the quinoa, kale and wheat germ, let’s order some pizza and wings. 1.3600 0.12754 25 18 5 2
1784 Is it that difficult to wait for the Jell-O to set? 1.3600 0.14000 25 19 3 3
1785 “Closing the back door could also keep out the bears.” 1.3600 0.11372 25 17 7 1
1786 Are you sure you're lactose intolerant? 1.3600 0.12754 25 18 5 2
1787 You could just try willpower. 1.3600 0.12754 25 18 5 2
1788 Are you sure it was Oprah? 1.3600 0.12754 25 18 5 2
1789 Don't you think we're taking this diet a bit too far? 1.3600 0.12754 25 18 5 2
1790 All this cause someone took your pudding cup. 1.3600 0.14000 25 19 3 3
1791 Ok here is your mid century modern kitchen—you guess the century—I’ll show you the bedrooms if you’d follow me. 1.3600 0.14000 25 19 3 3
1792 Remember when all we had to worry about was his rolling off the changing table? 1.3600 0.12754 25 18 5 2
1793 It'll go great with the new liquor cabinet. 1.3600 0.12754 25 18 5 2
1794 Should stop that midnight snacking. 1.3600 0.12754 25 18 5 2
1795 OK, I think we're ready. Go pick up the babysitter while I put the kids down. 1.3600 0.12754 25 18 5 2
1796 It didn’t work. Your friend Houdini just texted me from next door. 1.3600 0.12754 25 18 5 2
1797 This should work. I need a break after the last 9 1/2 weeks. 1.3600 0.12754 25 18 5 2
1798 My nutritionist did a home visit. 1.3600 0.14000 25 19 3 3
1799 The beauty of this kitchen is that the dishwasher is easy access 1.3600 0.14000 25 19 3 3
1800 How’s the diet going? 1.3600 0.12754 25 18 5 2
1801 It's the latest dining trend: 'harm to table.' 1.3600 0.09798 25 16 9 0
1802 The carbs will kill you. 1.3600 0.14000 25 19 3 3
1803 Good job. What say we go out for some ice cream 1.3600 0.12754 25 18 5 2
1804 Well ... my parents aren't thrilled that I'm moving back home. 1.3600 0.14000 25 19 3 3
1805 I don't think our new roommate wants us sharing his food. 1.3600 0.12754 25 18 5 2
1806 It looked bigger in the catalogue. 1.3600 0.12754 25 18 5 2
1807 Wouldn’t it be easier just not to buy ice cream in the first place? 1.3600 0.14000 25 19 3 3
1808 And you said this diet is completely safe, right? 1.3600 0.11372 25 17 7 1
1809 Wow! Mom must really be serious about this diet! 1.3600 0.12754 25 18 5 2
1810 And this is our kitchen. Try to ignore the mess... My roommate accidentally ordered her bridesmaid's dress in a European size. 1.3600 0.12754 25 18 5 2
1811 Maybe he's starting to take this keto diet a little too seriously. 1.3600 0.12754 25 18 5 2
1812 Wouldn’t you rather go out for dinner tonight? 1.3600 0.14000 25 19 3 3
1813 Now we’ll lose the weight for sure... 1.3600 0.11372 25 17 7 1
1814 I'm okay with the handcuffs, but this is no way! 1.3600 0.14000 25 19 3 3
1815 Okay, let's order pizza. 1.3600 0.09798 25 16 9 0
1816 This ought to stop the fridge from running” 1.3600 0.11372 25 17 7 1
1817 It was either this or assassinate Ben & Jerry. 1.3600 0.12754 25 18 5 2
1818 Yeah, I think my diet's going pretty well. 1.3600 0.12754 25 18 5 2
1819 So how much weight does your sister need to lose? 1.3600 0.09798 25 16 9 0
1820 Mom says the kitchen's closed. 1.3600 0.14000 25 19 3 3
1821 If you can grab the butter pecan in one motion I think you’ll narrowly avoid the bear traps. 1.3600 0.09798 25 16 9 0
1822 This diet is by far the most dangerous you've tried so far. 1.3600 0.12754 25 18 5 2
1823 Take out 1.3571 0.10559 28 19 8 1
1824 You're really gonna ask me to make you a sandwich? 1.3571 0.10559 28 19 8 1
1825 Maybe we should get take out. 1.3571 0.11745 28 20 6 2
1826 Food security for the Food Secure. 1.3571 0.12822 28 21 4 3
1827 You’re not in the office anymore honey, nobody is gonna steal your lunch 1.3571 0.11745 28 20 6 2
1828 Can we just go back to diet pills? 1.3571 0.12822 28 21 4 3
1829 I know it's a lockdown but damn! 1.3571 0.12822 28 21 4 3
1830 Besides loosing his excess weight, young Houdini was taught by his parents the craft that served him for a lifetime. 1.3571 0.11745 28 20 6 2
1831 It’s called intermittent fasting. We do this every Tuesday. 1.3571 0.10559 28 19 8 1
1832 The kids complained of boredom, so we told them to get creative... 1.3571 0.11745 28 20 6 2
1833 Ha! That's the last time Eric is stealing my Ben & Jerry's 1.3571 0.12822 28 21 4 3
1834 Say what you will, but this setup kept our toilet paper supply safe. 1.3571 0.12822 28 21 4 3
1835 Um, "who stole the cookies from the cookie jar" was only a rhetorical question. 1.3571 0.11745 28 20 6 2
1836 I'm thinking that new Carnivore Diet isn't what we thought we signed up for. 1.3571 0.10559 28 19 8 1
1837 You left the wine rack out of this...right? 1.3571 0.10559 28 19 8 1
1838 For the last time Larry, that’s not what they meant with lockdown. 1.3571 0.11745 28 20 6 2
1839 It seems that Dad has gotten serious about us not eating his leftover Chicken Parm. 1.3571 0.12822 28 21 4 3
1840 how much do you think the government will pay us for a real life cookie monster? 1.3571 0.11745 28 20 6 2
1841 What will we do with the kids once we've caught them? 1.3571 0.11745 28 20 6 2
1842 Soooo...stop drinking straight from the milk carton is what you’re suggesting? 1.3571 0.10559 28 19 8 1
1843 Okay, so we're food secure--now what? 1.3571 0.11745 28 20 6 2
1844 The push to reopen restaurants is entering a new phase. 1.3571 0.12822 28 21 4 3
1845 It may be a little overkill to lose a few pounds. 1.3571 0.09221 28 18 10 0
1846 It’s my new performance art piece. How do you like it? 1.3571 0.13815 28 22 2 4
1847 Impressive, but putting the keys inside the fridge was the real stroke of genius. 1.3571 0.10559 28 19 8 1
1848 Baby, sometimes it feels like moving in together...might be a trap 1.3571 0.12822 28 21 4 3
1849 So, this half of the apartment will be mine... 1.3571 0.11745 28 20 6 2
1850 Fasting is way easier than I thought it would be. 1.3571 0.11745 28 20 6 2
1851 But the kids love whack-a-mole! 1.3571 0.10559 28 19 8 1
1852 No, it’s actually the scars-dale diet. 1.3571 0.10559 28 19 8 1
1853 Primitive, yet elegant in its functionality 1.3571 0.12822 28 21 4 3
1854 It’s considered a post pandemic modern art era masterpiece. 1.3571 0.12822 28 21 4 3
1855 I miss the Atkins Diet. 1.3571 0.12822 28 21 4 3
1856 You pretty sure this is Phase 3 according to Weight Watchers? 1.3571 0.12822 28 21 4 3
1857 If I was a set of keys, where would I be? 1.3571 0.10559 28 19 8 1
1858 One more raccoon and we're outta here 1.3571 0.10559 28 19 8 1
1859 We should have made dinner first. 1.3571 0.12822 28 21 4 3
1860 I thought we'd have bagels and locks. 1.3571 0.09221 28 18 10 0
1861 If you really think you trapped the virus, you should at least get confirmation from Fauci. 1.3571 0.11745 28 20 6 2
1862 You think the kids have had it with sheltering in place 1.3571 0.10559 28 19 8 1
1863 See, I told you not to eat Dad's special yogurt." 1.3571 0.11745 28 20 6 2
1864 Do you think our son will get the hint and leave home? 1.3571 0.12822 28 21 4 3
1865 The pest control guy said we had what? 1.3571 0.12822 28 21 4 3
1866 ... And we left the keys inside. 1.3571 0.12822 28 21 4 3
1867 We’re ready if PaPa Bear returns 1.3571 0.11745 28 20 6 2
1868 I appreciate you want to keep from snacking, but what are you going to do about dinner? 1.3571 0.11745 28 20 6 2
1869 Your mother was serious about not touching her brisket! 1.3571 0.10559 28 19 8 1
1870 Now can we have sex? 1.3571 0.12822 28 21 4 3
1871 So let me guess . . . you really want takeout. 1.3571 0.11745 28 20 6 2
1872 This feels like a "white people" problem. 1.3571 0.12822 28 21 4 3
1873 And this is all just to catch a mouse? 1.3571 0.12822 28 21 4 3
1874 Do you think it's easier to maybe just stop taking Ambien? 1.3571 0.11745 28 20 6 2
1875 You said the same thing about the new dishwasher. 1.3571 0.12822 28 21 4 3
1876 Who knew the cockroaches would go on the offensive? 1.3571 0.11745 28 20 6 2
1877 I've lost five pounds so far on the medieval diet plan 1.3571 0.11745 28 20 6 2
1878 I guess Mom thinks this will work better than a restraining order." 1.3571 0.12822 28 21 4 3
1879 Could we go back to counting calories? 1.3571 0.11745 28 20 6 2
1880 It's working. We've lost 63 pounds between us. 1.3571 0.11745 28 20 6 2
1881 Get in fast, grab the kale, grab the bacon, and you can name our next son after your father. 1.3571 0.11745 28 20 6 2
1882 They said they found a unique way to solve their mouse problem. 1.3571 0.10559 28 19 8 1
1883 Wait, did you say Impaleo Diet? 1.3571 0.11745 28 20 6 2
1884 Next time, we’ll just fill the fridge with fruits and vegetables. 1.3571 0.12822 28 21 4 3
1885 I guess it’s safe to invite the weight watcher group over 1.3571 0.10559 28 19 8 1
1886 I'm going to go ahead and guess that you took the last fudge pop. 1.3571 0.12822 28 21 4 3
1887 How does Goldilocks determine which trap is....Just Right....? 1.3571 0.12822 28 21 4 3
1888 Well that’s one way to stop a refrigerator from running 1.3571 0.13815 28 22 2 4
1889 Maybe now our kids won’t eat us out of house and home! 1.3571 0.10559 28 19 8 1
1890 This should keep us from eating our anxiety during lockdown. 1.3571 0.12822 28 21 4 3
1891 All the classic trappings of Stock Home Syndrome.” 1.3571 0.10559 28 19 8 1
1892 I bet there's nothing to eat here anyway. 1.3571 0.11745 28 20 6 2
1893 It's a closed kitchen concept. 1.3571 0.10559 28 19 8 1
1894 John, the twins are 8; it’ll take them less than 10 minutes to figure it out! 1.3571 0.12822 28 21 4 3
1895 Mom's never liked anyone else messing around in her kitchen. 1.3571 0.10559 28 19 8 1
1896 Okay, I'm fine with tap water for now. 1.3571 0.12822 28 21 4 3
1897 You're taking this diet too serious! 1.3571 0.11745 28 20 6 2
1898 This is the shared kitchen. Very safe - You'll notice the hand sanitizer by the sink. 1.3571 0.10559 28 19 8 1
1899 At least it isn't passive-aggressive 1.3571 0.11745 28 20 6 2
1900 ‘you know this won’t stop me drinking before midday, you realise that right?’ 1.3548 0.12741 31 24 3 4
1901 Wait until you see what’s in there. 1.3548 0.10923 31 22 7 2
1902 Maybe we shouldn't have told Timmy that we're the ones eating his ice cream... 1.3548 0.12741 31 24 3 4
1903 You typed "AirDnD," didn't you? 1.3548 0.11867 31 23 5 3
1904 So I read about this diet in North Korea Today ... 1.3548 0.10923 31 22 7 2
1905 There were footprints in the butter again this morning. 1.3548 0.09890 31 21 9 1
1906 Maybe we should rethink this Medival diet thing. 1.3548 0.10923 31 22 7 2
1907 What did you say the name of this diet was? 1.3548 0.11867 31 23 5 3
1908 I guess we'll find out which one of us is cheating on our diet... 1.3548 0.10923 31 22 7 2
1909 Paleo diet was a bust for me, but Medieval is working great. 1.3529 0.14706 17 12 4 1
1910 We’ve survived worst 1.3500 0.15000 20 15 3 2
1911 And I locked the keys inside! You can never be too careful. 1.3500 0.13129 20 14 5 1
1912 Brilliant diet idea, but you realize this plan will be undermined by Uber eats. 1.3500 0.15000 20 15 3 2
1913 This should keep the virus out, and we'll just order take-out delivery any time we want. 1.3500 0.15000 20 15 3 2
1914 Sorry, my mom has the house on the market. 1.3500 0.13129 20 14 5 1
1915 That oughta keep the virus out! 1.3500 0.13129 20 14 5 1
1916 I feel like AA would have more effective...and less dangerous. 1.3500 0.13129 20 14 5 1
1917 Well, I don't know. Covid is pretty sneaky. 1.3500 0.13129 20 14 5 1
1918 That's fine, but what've you got planned for Grubhub? 1.3500 0.15000 20 15 3 2
1919 This new diet gives us back that hour-a-day that we spend opening the fridge and peeking through its contents 1.3478 0.14889 23 18 2 3
1920 It seemed like a good idea when I wasn't hungry 1.3478 0.11943 23 16 6 1
1921 I call it ‘Fort Lox’”.. 1.3478 0.14889 23 18 2 3
1922 The French doors are a nice touch, but lack of counter space is a deal breaker for me 1.3478 0.11943 23 16 6 1
1923 Bill gets out of intensive care tomorrow. I told him that pint of ice cream wasn't worth it. 1.3478 0.13497 23 17 4 2
1924 Sure, help yourself with whatever’s in the fridge 1.3478 0.13497 23 17 4 2
1925 Gotta stop eating... I’ve already gained the “COVID-19” pounds 1.3478 0.14889 23 18 2 3
1926 Let’s eat first then we’ll figure it out 1.3478 0.11943 23 16 6 1
1927 Whose turn is it? 1.3478 0.11943 23 16 6 1
1928 I think I preferred the dieting app. 1.3478 0.11943 23 16 6 1
1929 . "For an opened bottle of Pinot Grigio and a ham sandwich, ask yourself, is it worth the risk?" 1.3478 0.11943 23 16 6 1
1930 Don’t worry, I put the chocolate in the garage. 1.3478 0.11943 23 16 6 1
1931 So anyway, I just ordered some chocolate cake for delivery. 1.3478 0.13497 23 17 4 2
1932 So you said you heard a squeak... 1.3478 0.11943 23 16 6 1
1933 These TikTok challenges are getting out of hand 1.3478 0.11943 23 16 6 1
1934 I think this time breaking the Diet will be really painful 1.3478 0.11943 23 16 6 1
1935 I said mid-century modern not medieval modern. 1.3478 0.11943 23 16 6 1
1936 Babe, the groceries are still in the car. 1.3478 0.13497 23 17 4 2
1937 I can't remember where we put the toilet paper. 1.3478 0.11943 23 16 6 1
1938 We would've ended up ordering takeout anyway. 1.3478 0.11943 23 16 6 1
1939 Yeah, but what about when we want something? 1.3478 0.10154 23 15 8 0
1940 Personally, I prefer an open plan kitchen. 1.3478 0.13497 23 17 4 2
1941 He was dead serious when he said room and no board 1.3478 0.11943 23 16 6 1
1942 Your new Weight Watchers sponsor is impressively proactive. 1.3478 0.10154 23 15 8 0
1943 The realtor did say the previous owners had a pretty big rat problem. 1.3478 0.11943 23 16 6 1
1944 Well, now I'm really hungry! 1.3478 0.11943 23 16 6 1
1945 But if it doesn’t work I’m ready to give Noom a try. 1.3478 0.13497 23 17 4 2
1946 Didn't they tell us we have complete run of the house? 1.3478 0.10154 23 15 8 0
1947 All stainless appliances and traps. Very nice. 1.3478 0.13497 23 17 4 2
1948 What more does she want?! I’ve apologized twice already for finishing her Häagen-Dazs... 1.3478 0.11943 23 16 6 1
1949 W!ow! Weight Watchers isn't kidding around with their new 'Extreme' version 1.3478 0.11943 23 16 6 1
1950 We deserve a reward for all this work. Let's have GrubHub send us over a couple of hot fudge sundaes. 1.3478 0.13497 23 17 4 2
1951 So you don’t remember where you left the keys... 1.3478 0.14889 23 18 2 3
1952 Well, she did say we could help ourselves to anything in the fridge. 1.3478 0.13497 23 17 4 2
1953 Mom's still on strike I see 1.3478 0.11943 23 16 6 1
1954 Guess we should've asked Airbnb if kitchen privileges are included. 1.3478 0.13497 23 17 4 2
1955 Hmmm...whatever is inside must be worth the risk. 1.3478 0.11943 23 16 6 1
1956 Can't you just put your name on your stuff like everybody else? 1.3478 0.10154 23 15 8 0
1957 We forgot to turn off the ice maker! 1.3478 0.11943 23 16 6 1
1958 I just wish you'd said you wanted a sandwich first. 1.3478 0.11943 23 16 6 1
1959 Or you could just try weening yourself off of the Ambien 1.3478 0.13497 23 17 4 2
1960 Shall we try it? 1.3478 0.13497 23 17 4 2
1961 This should take care of the sleepwalking problem. 1.3478 0.11943 23 16 6 1
1962 No more dishes to wash. 1.3478 0.14889 23 18 2 3
1963 I guess Weight Watchers is no longer using the point system... 1.3478 0.11943 23 16 6 1
1964 Alright, I'll order take-out. 1.3478 0.11943 23 16 6 1
1965 Or, we could order some take-out. 1.3478 0.11943 23 16 6 1
1966 You need bait ! 1.3478 0.13497 23 17 4 2
1967 American Journal of Health Behavior, volume 38, page 871. 1.3478 0.14889 23 18 2 3
1968 I think I've found something I won't do for a Klondike Bar. 1.3478 0.11943 23 16 6 1
1969 Mom does NOT want us snacking before dinner. 1.3478 0.11943 23 16 6 1
1970 So this is why Tommy laughed when I told him "kitchen's closed." 1.3478 0.11943 23 16 6 1
1971 It was this or self acceptance. 1.3478 0.11943 23 16 6 1
1972 I think we should stop binge-watching Game of Thrones for a couple of weeks. 1.3478 0.11943 23 16 6 1
1973 Just until I break in the new babysitter. 1.3478 0.10154 23 15 8 0
1974 You know how your father likes a midnight snack. 1.3478 0.11943 23 16 6 1
1975 I see your taking this latest diet really seriously" 1.3478 0.10154 23 15 8 0
1976 I'm glad I keep my beer in the garage fridge. 1.3478 0.11943 23 16 6 1
1977 So, exactly what did your doctor say about calories?" 1.3478 0.13497 23 17 4 2
1978 Broccoli, turnips, jicama, rutabaga, they're all in there. All of them! Now we're safe. 1.3478 0.11943 23 16 6 1
1979 There. That should keep us away from that nasty orzo and kale. 1.3478 0.11943 23 16 6 1
1980 Well, it's definitely babyproofed 1.3478 0.11943 23 16 6 1
1981 I wonder what Dad is really saying. 1.3478 0.11943 23 16 6 1
1982 Either way you're losing twenty pounds 1.3478 0.11943 23 16 6 1
1983 I guess my mom knows we’re stoned 1.3478 0.11943 23 16 6 1
1984 Still, there must be a way. 1.3478 0.10154 23 15 8 0
1985 You're the one who said you wanted to lose weight. 1.3478 0.10154 23 15 8 0
1986 It's the new survival diet ... how hungry are you? 1.3478 0.11943 23 16 6 1
1987 And then she brought home a sourdough starter, so... 1.3478 0.13497 23 17 4 2
1988 What’s the Safe Word again ? 1.3478 0.13497 23 17 4 2
1989 Must be some really good food in there. 1.3478 0.11943 23 16 6 1
1990 So where do you think the host left our welcome basket?" 1.3478 0.11943 23 16 6 1
1991 So, who needs will power? 1.3478 0.11943 23 16 6 1
1992 The good news is we can still order delivery. 1.3478 0.13497 23 17 4 2
1993 I'll call Grubhub. 1.3478 0.11943 23 16 6 1
1994 It's called Bait Watchers. 1.3478 0.10154 23 15 8 0
1995 I've already lost fifteen pounds and three roommates. 1.3478 0.13497 23 17 4 2
1996 You are sure this would outsmart the squirrels. 1.3478 0.13497 23 17 4 2
1997 I thought you meant a sex dungeon. 1.3462 0.13522 26 20 3 3
1998 I guess we'll be cooking remotely tonight 1.3462 0.12332 26 19 5 2
1999 It’s only temporary until the kids go back to school 1.3462 0.11014 26 18 7 1
2000 I'm not hungry, I'm not hungry, I'm not hungry 1.3462 0.09515 26 17 9 0
2001 Are you sure you deleted all the delivery apps from your phone? 1.3462 0.11014 26 18 7 1
2002 I’m not hungry right now...We’ll have to smoke to really see how effective it is. 1.3462 0.11014 26 18 7 1
2003 That mouse doesn’t stand a chance. 1.3462 0.12332 26 19 5 2
2004 we could just try wearing masks. 1.3462 0.12332 26 19 5 2
2005 Well, the fasting part is covered. The intermittent bit still needs work” 1.3462 0.12332 26 19 5 2
2006 Are you also thinking we need more bear traps? 1.3462 0.11014 26 18 7 1
2007 So tell me again why you pay for Weight Watchers? 1.3462 0.11014 26 18 7 1
2008 Maybe we should try Weight Watchers first. 1.3462 0.11014 26 18 7 1
2009 Stores are pretty well stocked now. Maybe it’s time to ease up on the pandemic rationing? 1.3462 0.12332 26 19 5 2
2010 We could've just joined a gym. 1.3462 0.12332 26 19 5 2
2011 I remember the third drink, but nothing after that... 1.3462 0.12332 26 19 5 2
2012 ...and we won't let him out until after the election. 1.3462 0.13522 26 20 3 3
2013 These Airbnb owners' closets are getting ridiculous. 1.3462 0.14615 26 21 1 4
2014 I think you should consider letting him eat the yogurt 1.3462 0.11014 26 18 7 1
2015 Somehow, it just doesn't work for me. 1.3462 0.12332 26 19 5 2
2016 Looks like she’s on the Lock and Key-to Diet. 1.3462 0.12332 26 19 5 2
2017 Are you sure you got the childproofing kit? 1.3462 0.13522 26 20 3 3
2018 Maybe we should have checked to see what we did have access too on the Airb&b site ? 1.3462 0.12332 26 19 5 2
2019 Yup. It's baby proofed alright. 1.3462 0.14615 26 21 1 4
2020 What do you say we order a pizza, and a 6-pack? 1.3462 0.12332 26 19 5 2
2021 You're really putting the "die" in dieting. 1.3462 0.12332 26 19 5 2
2022 We warned the kids, no returning to the nest. 1.3462 0.11014 26 18 7 1
2023 This doesn't look right. Can we double check the recipe? 1.3462 0.13522 26 20 3 3
2024 Babyproofing is going well, I think. 1.3462 0.13522 26 20 3 3
2025 How about we just call for a pizza? 1.3462 0.12332 26 19 5 2
2026 Ambitious. But I doubt it will work. 1.3462 0.11014 26 18 7 1
2027 Should we also secure the toilet paper? 1.3462 0.13522 26 20 3 3
2028 Alright, Houdini fridge - wow us! 1.3462 0.11014 26 18 7 1
2029 My mom takes dieting very seriously. 1.3462 0.11014 26 18 7 1
2030 you know maybe its just not enough. 1.3462 0.11014 26 18 7 1
2031 I think Mom decided we were going out for dinner 1.3462 0.12332 26 19 5 2
2032 So, this was Houdini's kitchen. 1.3462 0.11014 26 18 7 1
2033 It's called 'The Live Thin or Die-t' 1.3462 0.11014 26 18 7 1
2034 I don’t think I need this much iron... 1.3462 0.13522 26 20 3 3
2035 Nobody expected the Spanish Inquisition! 1.3462 0.13522 26 20 3 3
2036 Yeah, there really are no cheat days on this new diet 1.3462 0.13522 26 20 3 3
2037 Actually I'm not that hungry any more. 1.3462 0.11014 26 18 7 1
2038 It’s called the Tower of London diet. So far, I lost 11 pounds and 6 pints of blood. 1.3462 0.11014 26 18 7 1
2039 I wouldn't say over the top. Maybe over kill? 1.3462 0.09515 26 17 9 0
2040 I bet there is cake in there! 1.3462 0.11014 26 18 7 1
2041 I guess "Mi Casa es Su Casa" overlooked the kitchen. 1.3462 0.11014 26 18 7 1
2042 Definitely a fixer-upper. 1.3462 0.13522 26 20 3 3
2043 That's one hell of a diet plan. 1.3462 0.12332 26 19 5 2
2044 I was under the impression we were just cutting out sugar. 1.3462 0.09515 26 17 9 0
2045 It’s the new inquisition diet,Sarah says its worked wonders for her! 1.3462 0.09515 26 17 9 0
2046 Voting in Kentucky gets harder every day. 1.3462 0.13522 26 20 3 3
2047 Open Houses used to be a lot more fun. 1.3462 0.12332 26 19 5 2
2048 This isn’t quite what I had in mind when I said “snack attack.” 1.3448 0.11399 29 21 6 2
2049 Honey, I don't see the point of having a beach body if we can't go to the beach... 1.3448 0.12433 29 22 4 3
2050 Ok... I think we’re just about ready for your mother’s visit!!! . 1.3448 0.12433 29 22 4 3
2051 So you think you left the keys in the fridge? 1.3448 0.12433 29 22 4 3
2052 Wait, I’m looking at these instructions again and I think we were supposed to install the IKEA security system OUTSIDE of the house. That makes more sense now that I’m looking at it. 1.3448 0.11399 29 21 6 2
2053 Feels like getting an exterminator would have been easier. 1.3448 0.11399 29 21 6 2
2054 It looks like we will be forced to go out and help boost the economy. 1.3448 0.10262 29 20 8 1
2055 Now what I want to know is where the bear put the key. 1.3448 0.13387 29 23 2 4
2056 It's a little unconventional, but Karen swears this diet has a 95% success rate. 1.3448 0.11399 29 21 6 2
2057 We need to find a more elegant solution to stem our late night snack addiction. 1.3448 0.10262 29 20 8 1
2058 Do you think a moat would be too much? 1.3448 0.12433 29 22 4 3
2059 Seems like its on us, as the New Yorker can't afford a funny caption writer anymore ... 1.3448 0.11399 29 21 6 2
2060 I really don’t trust myself anymore... 1.3448 0.10262 29 20 8 1
2061 2020... seems safe 1.3448 0.10262 29 20 8 1
2062 If this doesn’t help us stop snacking I don’t know what will. 1.3448 0.11399 29 21 6 2
2063 I think we misjudged the size of the virus. 1.3448 0.12433 29 22 4 3
2064 I think the spikes and bear traps should switch to set to emphasize the chaotic despair of the chains. 1.3448 0.10262 29 20 8 1
2065 Well, honey, if this doesn't keep up from overeating during the lock down, nothing will! 1.3448 0.10262 29 20 8 1
2066 Hmmm. All he has to do is walk around the spikes, tiptoe around the bear traps and then unlock the refrigerator. Voila! The Haagen Dazs is his! 1.3448 0.10262 29 20 8 1
2067 And do you think we should wear leather? 1.3448 0.11399 29 21 6 2
2068 Well, maybe that'll slow me down. 1.3448 0.11399 29 21 6 2
2069 Weight Watchers has improved their incentives. 1.3448 0.12433 29 22 4 3
2070 I call the diet 'Paleo meets Inquisition.' 1.3448 0.11399 29 21 6 2
2071 You say you found this diet in Hunter's Weekly? 1.3448 0.10262 29 20 8 1
2072 Wouldn’t it be simpler not to buy the ice cream. 1.3448 0.11399 29 21 6 2
2073 Suddenly I’m not that hungry... 1.3448 0.10262 29 20 8 1
2074 Well, Houdini, we could just order take out. 1.3448 0.11399 29 21 6 2
2075 I’m so glad we went with non-toxic pest control. 1.3448 0.11399 29 21 6 2
2076 Looks like the sink is the easiest target 1.3448 0.12433 29 22 4 3
2077 Maybe we could start with portion control? 1.3448 0.12433 29 22 4 3
2078 I’m sticking to this diet, even if it kills me. 1.3448 0.10262 29 20 8 1
2079 You don't think he'll think it's just some kind of interactive game, do you? 1.3448 0.11399 29 21 6 2
2080 O.K., let's order in." 1.3448 0.13387 29 23 2 4
2081 My husband wants to be the next Criss Angel but he's been in there quite a while. 1.3448 0.10262 29 20 8 1
2082 Marie Osmond lost 50 lbs. 1.3448 0.12433 29 22 4 3
2083 Goldilocks warned they might retaliate. 1.3448 0.10262 29 20 8 1
2084 I guess you were right about the new roommate... 1.3448 0.11399 29 21 6 2
2085 If you don't like this, you sure as hell won't like what I did with the bedroom. 1.3448 0.13387 29 23 2 4
2086 My doctor said: Don’t forget you have a fasting blood test tomorrow. 1.3448 0.11399 29 21 6 2
2087 I thought the Hostile Hostel review was a joke on the Airbnb review. 1.3448 0.11399 29 21 6 2
2088 And here's the kitchen. Sorry, the owner has trust issues... 1.3448 0.11399 29 21 6 2
2089 Let's not stay for dinner 1.3448 0.11399 29 21 6 2
2090 Quarantine olympics 1.3448 0.11399 29 21 6 2
2091 The first week of this new diet is the hardest." 1.3448 0.10262 29 20 8 1
2092 What do you think is in there Honey? 1.3448 0.10262 29 20 8 1
2093 This new diet is great - just a second ago I was feeling hungry. 1.3448 0.11399 29 21 6 2
2094 I swallowed the keys, but only because I’m starving. 1.3448 0.11399 29 21 6 2
2095 Overreact much? 1.3438 0.11544 32 24 5 3
2096 Maybe we should go with the brass chains instead of the galvanized steel. 1.3438 0.11544 32 24 5 3
2097 I remember when AirBnBs were more welcoming. 1.3438 0.10634 32 23 7 2
2098 Well, it's a good start. 1.3438 0.08531 32 21 11 0
2099 what phase of quarantine do you think it will open? 1.3333 0.13074 27 21 3 3
2100 Do you think this is enough to keep us from eating for the next 4 hours?... 1.3333 0.11935 27 20 5 2
2101 When we signed up for the Amazing Race 2020 - I wasn’t thinking the stay at home ‘lockdown’ edition 1.3333 0.14329 24 19 2 3
2102 I said I wanted to move to Hell's Kitchen... 1.3333 0.11526 24 17 6 1
2103 When you said the snacking got bad while working from home, I didn’t think you meant THIS bad. 1.3333 0.09829 24 16 8 0
2104 We’re not ready to reopen. 1.3333 0.12599 21 15 5 1
2105 Before we begin, do you think all of these traps, locks, and chains have been properly disinfected? 1.3333 0.11935 27 20 5 2
2106 It’s like they knew we were coming. 1.3333 0.11526 24 17 6 1
2107 I’m afraid I ate the key. 1.3333 0.11073 30 22 6 2
2108 I guess one cupcake wouldn’t hurt 1.3333 0.12599 21 15 5 1
2109 Babe, I don’t get it—we postmates every meal 1.3333 0.14003 18 13 4 1
2110 I read about this new diet in the New Yorker. 1.3333 0.11526 24 17 6 1
2111 With the gym closed for the past 105 days, it's about time we started taking this quarentine diet seriously 1.3333 0.12599 21 15 5 1
2112 But, it didn't work last time. 1.3333 0.15936 21 17 1 3
2113 I still think we need to add the bees. 1.3333 0.13003 24 18 4 2
2114 I know, “Diet and exercise.” But this is so high maintenance. 1.3333 0.12599 21 15 5 1
2115 I think this will keep it safe for now 1.3333 0.14365 21 16 3 2
2116 Wanna grab a pizza? 1.3333 0.13003 24 18 4 2
2117 Maybe next year we should just not get any Girl Scout cookies. 1.3333 0.13003 24 18 4 2
2118 So that's your plan to help you stay in shape? 1.3333 0.12599 21 15 5 1
2119 We’re definitely not superhosts 1.3333 0.09981 30 21 8 1
2120 I've lost three pounds already! 1.3333 0.14365 21 16 3 2
2121 I know I know I said it would work..I just didn’t expect it to really work. 1.3333 0.10675 27 19 7 1
2122 I'm thinking they didn't do a lot of cooking. 1.3333 0.11526 24 17 6 1
2123 You’re right, the bear traps don’t match the wallpaper 1.3333 0.13003 24 18 4 2
2124 What's the expiration date on that milk? 1.3333 0.12599 21 15 5 1
2125 You saw this on Instagram? 1.3333 0.12599 21 15 5 1
2126 oh yeah, i didn't think about that. 1.3333 0.13003 24 18 4 2
2127 I’m seriously rethinking what I would do for a Klondike bar. 1.3333 0.14003 18 13 4 1
2128 I’m thinking the grapefruit might have been more viable. 1.3333 0.11526 24 17 6 1
2129 And yet you insist Whodini somehow still stole your last yogurt... 1.3333 0.10541 21 14 7 0
2130 Lock down extension 1.3333 0.14365 21 16 3 2
2131 Do we need a safe word? 1.3333 0.10675 27 19 7 1
2132 No I'm telling you the mortgage agent was very clear: pay the deposit AND secure the house" 1.3333 0.13003 24 18 4 2
2133 It’s called The Stephen King Diet. 1.3333 0.14365 21 16 3 2
2134 So I guess we should open the fridge and see what’s there to eat? 1.3333 0.09981 30 21 8 1
2135 The Houdini Diet 1.3333 0.12599 21 15 5 1
2136 Not sure if the third bear trap is really necessary. 1.3333 0.12599 21 15 5 1
2137 No pain, no gain, honey. 1.3333 0.14365 21 16 3 2
2138 The only problem is this doesn’t stop GrubHub from delivering 1.3333 0.13003 24 18 4 2
2139 Hmmm, one more bear trap oughtta do it, what do you think? 1.3333 0.11526 24 17 6 1
2140 I still think YOU should make a run for it 1.3333 0.12599 21 15 5 1
2141 Wow. Our new accountability coach means business. 1.3333 0.09981 30 21 8 1
2142 My Quarantine Project 1.3333 0.12599 21 15 5 1
2143 Somehow it doesn’t seem enough 1.3333 0.11526 24 17 6 1
2144 You know, come to think of it I’m not bored of takeout after all. 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
2145 And where would we store these when we get hungry again in a couple of hours? 1.3333 0.12599 21 15 5 1
2146 What is the name of the artist again? 1.3333 0.12599 21 15 5 1
2147 Are you sure you know your way around a kitchen? 1.3333 0.14365 21 16 3 2
2148 I thought you said you had the key. 1.3333 0.14365 21 16 3 2
2149 Too much? Or just enough for my Mother to get the message? 1.3333 0.12599 21 15 5 1
2150 This just makes me want fast food. 1.3333 0.10541 21 14 7 0
2151 I quite liked the one with the open plan kitchen. 1.3333 0.14365 21 16 3 2
2152 Honey, aren't you taking this new diet a little bit too far? 1.3333 0.13003 24 18 4 2
2153 Are you sure you remember there's guacamole? 1.3333 0.13074 27 21 3 3
2154 How hungry do you have to be to get some food around here? 1.3333 0.09829 24 16 8 0
2155 Looks like we're doing takeout tonight. 1.3333 0.12599 21 15 5 1
2156 I'm not convinced dungeo is better than paleo. 1.3333 0.15936 21 17 1 3
2157 Let’s see them come up with a caption for this. 1.3333 0.11526 24 17 6 1
2158 Remember when sleepovers used to be so simple? 1.3333 0.11526 24 17 6 1
2159 It's the latest diet app. 1.3333 0.13003 24 18 4 2
2160 Yes,but does that one bring you joy? 1.3333 0.11526 24 17 6 1
2161 Honey, you left the key on the shelf in the fridge 1.3333 0.12599 21 15 5 1
2162 I told her it was her Zoom classroom. 1.3333 0.11526 24 17 6 1
2163 The potato salad went bad, but it can't hurt us now. 1.3333 0.14365 21 16 3 2
2164 It's missing something 1.3333 0.10541 21 14 7 0
2165 We still want it to say "Have a nice day." 1.3333 0.11526 24 17 6 1
2166 So I guess it is order takeout again. 1.3333 0.14365 21 16 3 2
2167 In fairness to Tristan, it is very good yogurt. 1.3333 0.10541 21 14 7 0
2168 Life's challenges dear. Your turn to tiptoe. 1.3333 0.13003 24 18 4 2
2169 You know, there’s also ‘willpower’. 1.3333 0.11526 24 17 6 1
2170 I should have reached out for help months ago, when he said he thought the sourdough was trapping him in the kitchen. 1.3333 0.14122 27 22 1 4
2171 All diets are traps. 1.3333 0.15936 21 17 1 3
2172 On the other hand, it is safer than going out. 1.3333 0.14365 21 16 3 2
2173 Honey, I know you feel guilty for cheating on your diet but... 1.3333 0.12599 21 15 5 1
2174 It's probably just a coincidence but the landlord's name is Houdini. 1.3333 0.14365 21 16 3 2
2175 The Hunger Games - Extreme Edition” 1.3333 0.12599 21 15 5 1
2176 How they gained so much weight while they self quarantined will always be mystery! 1.3333 0.13003 24 18 4 2
2177 So who was it that recommended this new diet plan? 1.3333 0.12599 21 15 5 1
2178 Mr. And Mrs. Houdini begin to wonder if they’ve gone too far to keep their young son on his diet. 1.3333 0.14365 21 16 3 2
2179 Is it a good idea to have just one key for all the locks? 1.3333 0.12599 21 15 5 1
2180 She was so cute as a cub. 1.3333 0.14365 21 16 3 2
2181 I just remembered that buttermilk is all that's in it 1.3333 0.11526 24 17 6 1
2182 I think we should re-think your diet. 1.3333 0.13003 24 18 4 2
2183 I guess it's too late to let you know I'm hungry... 1.3333 0.13074 27 21 3 3
2184 What’s next, Keto? 1.3333 0.11526 24 17 6 1
2185 I'm really committed to my diet this time. 1.3333 0.11526 24 17 6 1
2186 Do you think this is enough to get us off gluten? 1.3333 0.11526 24 17 6 1
2187 Honey, couldn't we just save this for the bedroom? 1.3333 0.12599 21 15 5 1
2188 Are you sure we left the car keys in there? 1.3333 0.11526 24 17 6 1
2189 Wait until you see what he did to the toilet. 1.3333 0.13003 24 18 4 2
2190 I guess dad wants to eat out again. 1.3333 0.14365 21 16 3 2
2191 I thought the password was 1234 1.3333 0.12599 21 15 5 1
2192 Maybe we should just order take-out. 1.3333 0.15936 15 11 3 1
2193 Think that will be enough to save us from washing the dishes? 1.3333 0.09245 27 18 9 0
2194 I think it’s a tad vindictive but it’ll stop the baby sitter grabbing all the ice cream while we’re out 1.3333 0.12599 21 15 5 1
2195 Cindy wasn't kidding about her yogurts. 1.3333 0.11526 24 17 6 1
2196 I think a home gym would be more practical. 1.3333 0.09829 24 16 8 0
2197 I'm beginning to think we should give Weight Watchers another try. 1.3333 0.10675 27 19 7 1
2198 Now how do we stop the delivery guy? 1.3333 0.10541 21 14 7 0
2199 You honestly think your mother is trying to lose weight before the wedding? 1.3333 0.13074 27 21 3 3
2200 Can’t wait to see the kids’ faces. 1.3333 0.14329 24 19 2 3
2201 You're right, stainless steel really does make a difference. 1.3333 0.10541 21 14 7 0
2202 Do you really want milk with your coffee? 1.3333 0.11526 24 17 6 1
2203 Max and John said they lost 10 pounds on this diet. 1.3333 0.14365 21 16 3 2
2204 We should return this to Amazon.It looked better in the picture. 1.3333 0.13003 24 18 4 2
2205 I’m thinking about something along the line of a conjugal visit. 1.3333 0.11935 27 20 5 2
2206 Everything got four and a half stars on Amazon. 1.3333 0.11526 24 17 6 1
2207 Or I could just stop taking Ambien. 1.3333 0.11935 27 20 5 2
2208 I think willpower is vastly overrated. 1.3333 0.12599 21 15 5 1
2209 I like it, I'm just not sure about the bear traps. 1.3333 0.14329 24 19 2 3
2210 I'm just saying this babysitter may be different. 1.3333 0.13003 24 18 4 2
2211 I guess buying a smart fridge wasn't such a good idea after all. 1.3333 0.13074 27 21 3 3
2212 What do you think Mom’s trying to tell us? 1.3333 0.12599 21 15 5 1
2213 The kids are really upping their magic tricks. 1.3333 0.09829 24 16 8 0
2214 Maybe our paleo diet is too extreme. 1.3333 0.13003 24 18 4 2
2215 I told you to read the instructions! 1.3333 0.14329 24 19 2 3
2216 I think we should just try weight watchers. 1.3333 0.14365 21 16 3 2
2217 She IS serious this time! 1.3333 0.09829 24 16 8 0
2218 Maybe this is a sign that we should stop midnight snacking. 1.3333 0.12599 21 15 5 1
2219 I did say I’d try anything to drop the “quarantine 15”....so thank you? 1.3333 0.10675 27 19 7 1
2220 So, Franz, can you tell me again about this cockroach you saw? 1.3333 0.11526 24 17 6 1
2221 If you lose a leg, you drop 15 pounds like that! 1.3333 0.14365 21 16 3 2
2222 I know it seems extreme, but I think it's the only way we can avoid gaining the Covid 19. 1.3333 0.11526 24 17 6 1
2223 No one guards a secret family recipe quite like Nanna. 1.3333 0.14329 24 19 2 3
2224 No, I can just whip up something quick. I promise it’s no trouble at all. 1.3333 0.11526 24 17 6 1
2225 Actually, I’m not hungry. 1.3333 0.10675 27 19 7 1
2226 I thought this would help but I find myself still looking at the fridge for the meaning of life... 1.3333 0.13074 27 21 3 3
2227 They say you're guaranteed to lose 5 pounds in two weeks. 1.3333 0.13074 27 21 3 3
2228 I get the impression somebody doesn't want us to go in there. 1.3333 0.13003 24 18 4 2
2229 I never imagined adopting a bear would come to this 1.3333 0.14365 21 16 3 2
2230 If you wanted take-out, all you had to do was ask. 1.3333 0.14365 21 16 3 2
2231 So now we'll just douse our boredom in funny cat videos. 1.3333 0.11526 24 17 6 1
2232 Is your Mom trying to tell us something about moving in with her? 1.3333 0.10541 21 14 7 0
2233 Sooner or later, we’re going to find out which bear has been stealing the honey 1.3333 0.09981 30 21 8 1
2234 It’s supposedly more effective than intermittent fasting. 1.3333 0.14365 21 16 3 2
2235 This diet's going to be the death of me. 1.3333 0.10675 27 19 7 1
2236 I call it Weight Watchers meets Fifty Shades of Grey 1.3333 0.10541 21 14 7 0
2237 Karen, I know you're worried about looters taking your food... 1.3333 0.11526 24 17 6 1
2238 That ought to help our diet! 1.3333 0.14365 21 16 3 2
2239 If we could do this to takeout, our problem would be solved. 1.3333 0.14365 21 16 3 2
2240 So, how IS your diet coming along? 1.3333 0.11526 24 17 6 1
2241 This might work better than Weight Watchers... 1.3333 0.12599 21 15 5 1
2242 This diet might work 1.3333 0.14365 21 16 3 2
2243 I asked for an aggressive foolproof diet. Done! 1.3333 0.12599 21 15 5 1
2244 Don’t you think you are taking this paleo thing too far? 1.3333 0.10541 21 14 7 0
2245 Just exactly how big was that mouse you saw? 1.3333 0.11526 24 17 6 1
2246 I’m thinking maybe add a moat. 1.3333 0.09981 30 21 8 1
2247 You should see what I did to the liquor cabinet. 1.3333 0.10675 27 19 7 1
2248 We don't have friends over that often. 1.3333 0.12599 21 15 5 1
2249 And this diet is guaranteed to work you say? 1.3333 0.11073 30 22 6 2
2250 Is my sleep-eating that bad? 1.3333 0.13003 24 18 4 2
2251 i get that you are on a strict diet but... 1.3333 0.12599 21 15 5 1
2252 I guess our Air B&B hosts weren’t kidding; no kitchen use. 1.3333 0.14365 21 16 3 2
2253 I miss the days when packaging on new products wasn't so hard to open. 1.3333 0.13074 27 21 3 3
2254 Only the best for your mother. 1.3333 0.13074 27 21 3 3
2255 Are you sure the BDSM Diet calls for all of this? 1.3333 0.12599 21 15 5 1
2256 Did you consider putting a friendly roommate note on your lunch bag? 1.3333 0.12599 21 15 5 1
2257 How badly do we need that tiramisu gelato?" 1.3333 0.11526 24 17 6 1
2258 Thanks to Acme, I think we’re ready if it gets out of there! 1.3333 0.10541 21 14 7 0
2259 I’ve labeled my yogurt for the last time 1.3333 0.14365 21 16 3 2
2260 I can't believe dad told mom she was gaining weight. 1.3333 0.09829 24 16 8 0
2261 Apparently Mom was serious when she said we were eating too much food considering that we aren’t willing to go to the store or pay for anything. 1.3333 0.11073 30 22 6 2
2262 I was always taking her milk for my coffee, so I am not that surprised. 1.3333 0.12599 21 15 5 1
2263 This time I WILL lose those last 5 lbs. 1.3333 0.09829 24 16 8 0
2264 See! I told you the kids wanted to help you with your diet. 1.3333 0.14365 21 16 3 2
2265 I see we are going on another diet. 1.3333 0.14365 21 16 3 2
2266 I keep snacking in the middle of the night. 1.3333 0.12599 21 15 5 1
2267 I think your mother has redefined Orthodox. 1.3333 0.12599 21 15 5 1
2268 They must have noticed the postdated check. 1.3333 0.13003 24 18 4 2
2269 Where should we place the moat? 1.3333 0.11526 24 17 6 1
2270 Maybe we should also put in a moat. 1.3333 0.12066 30 23 4 3
2271 I think he’s taken this “Great Foodini” thing a little too far. 1.3333 0.12599 21 15 5 1
2272 Oh ,how to protect the weak public from temptations and rashness of actions ? Complete lockdown 1.3333 0.12599 21 15 5 1
2273 He's a teenager - is this enough? 1.3333 0.13074 27 21 3 3
2274 We call it the Houdini diet plan. 1.3333 0.12599 21 15 5 1
2275 The post-it with “I lick my cheese” didn’t work. 1.3333 0.14329 24 19 2 3
2276 When I said I needed your help, I was thinking smaller portions. 1.3333 0.16169 18 14 2 2
2277 Wouldn't a locking Medieval battle helmet be simpler? Same online store. 1.3333 0.14365 21 16 3 2
2278 I think I left the keys in there. 1.3333 0.13003 24 18 4 2
2279 I guess your mom heard the restaurants opened back up. 1.3333 0.12599 21 15 5 1
2280 Looks like takeout tonight. 1.3333 0.14365 21 16 3 2
2281 How does takeout sound tonight? 1.3333 0.12599 21 15 5 1
2282 Don't ask me how, but last night, while sleepwalking, I had a bowl of ice cream. 1.3333 0.14329 24 19 2 3
2283 Whadd'ya think? Another Republican trick? 1.3333 0.14365 21 16 3 2
2284 You did remember to take the blueberries out, right? 1.3333 0.10541 21 14 7 0
2285 The refrigerator can’t run now 1.3333 0.11935 27 20 5 2
2286 I think we can let the baby sitter in now. 1.3333 0.11935 27 20 5 2
2287 This is the one life-changing diet hack in quarantine I regret. 1.3333 0.10675 27 19 7 1
2288 It's easier than the cabbage soup diet, I promise. 1.3333 0.13003 24 18 4 2
2289 The kitchen could be better, but they do have in-unit laundry... 1.3226 0.11720 31 24 4 3
2290 Her late husband's disappearance was a mystery. 1.3226 0.09713 31 22 8 1
2291 Hell’s Kitchen: At Home 1.3214 0.11563 28 21 5 2
2292 It’s not enough. 1.3214 0.11563 28 21 5 2
2293 Weird - I only ever use the ice function 1.3214 0.10356 28 20 7 1
2294 What exactly did you say to the exterminator? 1.3214 0.11563 28 21 5 2
2295 I guess you really don't like my cooking." 1.3214 0.10356 28 20 7 1
2296 We should have tried just talking to him. 1.3214 0.11563 28 21 5 2
2297 Thanks for reminding me that I 'm on a diet. 1.3214 0.11563 28 21 5 2
2298 Do you think the poison gas in the fridge is overkill? 1.3214 0.11563 28 21 5 2
2299 We're safe now. You can let the alligators go back to the swamp. 1.3214 0.10356 28 20 7 1
2300 I see your mother's on a diet again. 1.3214 0.10356 28 20 7 1
2301 My weight loss success has been pretty steady, but I'm not seeing the dating options increasing like I thought I would.... 1.3214 0.11563 28 21 5 2
2302 Is this babyproofed enough? 1.3200 0.12543 25 19 4 2
2303 Do you think that this will help keep the roommates away from our food? 1.3200 0.11136 25 18 6 1
2304 You know one little snack wouldn't hurt the diet 1.3200 0.12543 25 19 4 2
2305 Oh.. I wondered why this kitchen made you feel trapped 1.3200 0.12543 25 19 4 2
2306 I don’t think we should have let Houdini and his BDSM buddies redesign our kitchen. 1.3200 0.13808 25 20 2 3
2307 Dad really didn’t want us eating his chocolate I guess 1.3200 0.13808 25 20 2 3
2308 Ok, you can tell your cousins they can now enter the house 1.3200 0.11136 25 18 6 1
2309 These diet apps are getting out of control. 1.3200 0.11136 25 18 6 1
2310 It's a Schrödinger's Refrigerator, theoretically it's never empty" "Ok, but I am right now... 1.3200 0.12543 25 19 4 2
2311 Want to go to Costco and eat some samples? 1.3200 0.11136 25 18 6 1
2312 The locks are for decoration ! 1.3200 0.13808 25 20 2 3
2313 They say this is easier than counting calories. 1.3200 0.11136 25 18 6 1
2314 When they said IKEA was a couples death trap, I didn't think they were being literal. 1.3200 0.11136 25 18 6 1
2315 When the refrigerator is the only one taking the lockdown seriously. 1.3200 0.13808 25 20 2 3
2316 So Paul never got through the bear traps? 1.3200 0.12543 25 19 4 2
2317 Do we have milk? 1.3200 0.11136 25 18 6 1
2318 Hungry as a wolf? Be careful not to be caught. It is a trap. 1.3200 0.12543 25 19 4 2
2319 Got it babe, enough with the sourdough already! 1.3200 0.12543 25 19 4 2
2320 In hindsight, I regret telling Billy a monster ate his Halloween candy 1.3200 0.11136 25 18 6 1
2321 If only we had this much control over our marriage 1.3200 0.11136 25 18 6 1
2322 but Dr. Fauci says a cloth face mask is more effective... 1.3200 0.13808 25 20 2 3
2323 If all else fails, at least we can say we tried. 1.3200 0.12543 25 19 4 2
2324 It’s been SUPER helpful to stop mindless snacking 1.3200 0.11136 25 18 6 1
2325 Any second thoughts on just sheer willpower. 1.3200 0.09522 25 17 8 0
2326 The feng shui is all off" 1.3200 0.12543 25 19 4 2
2327 Your new roommate seems a bit territorial... 1.3200 0.13808 25 20 2 3
2328 Maybe we should have just bought a Peleton. 1.3200 0.12543 25 19 4 2
2329 It’s the only diet proven to work for everyone. 1.3200 0.09522 25 17 8 0
2330 You really put the word die in diet. 1.3200 0.13808 25 20 2 3
2331 It's a program of diet and fitness called "The Gauntlet." 1.3200 0.11136 25 18 6 1
2332 It COULD cut down on our impulse eating,but we have the keys. 1.3200 0.13808 25 20 2 3
2333 So... Indian? 1.3200 0.11136 25 18 6 1
2334 Maybe we should move back to the lower 48. 1.3200 0.11136 25 18 6 1
2335 Maybe we should eat out tonight. 1.3200 0.11136 25 18 6 1
2336 I am guessing that this is a trap 1.3200 0.11136 25 18 6 1
2337 You need to lose weight, fine! I get that Jill, but have you considered how this impacts me? 1.3200 0.11136 25 18 6 1
2338 There - that will take care of the mice AND the kids 1.3200 0.11136 25 18 6 1
2339 I don't think it will keep the mice away. 1.3200 0.11136 25 18 6 1
2340 I think you’ve taken baby-proofing to a new level. 1.3200 0.11136 25 18 6 1
2341 I guess I won’t be sleeping over. 1.3200 0.09522 25 17 8 0
2342 If it's raccoons, we'll know in the morning. If it's your sleepwalking again, we'll know by midnight. 1.3200 0.11136 25 18 6 1
2343 He did say there would be consequences for not respecting his food labels. 1.3200 0.11136 25 18 6 1
2344 Want to order a pizza? 1.3200 0.11136 25 18 6 1
2345 Ok, heads or tails? Who’s trying out the new home security system first? 1.3200 0.12543 25 19 4 2
2346 Maybe it wasn´t such a good idea to rent Mr Lecter´s house... 1.3200 0.12543 25 19 4 2
2347 When you said 'advanced security system,' this is not exactly what I had in mind. 1.3200 0.11136 25 18 6 1
2348 They said they'd unlock everything after we take the QAnon pledge. 1.3200 0.12543 25 19 4 2
2349 Or we could just join Weight Watchers. 1.3200 0.12543 25 19 4 2
2350 I think I like the red one better. 1.3200 0.12543 25 19 4 2
2351 This is the only way we’re going to lose the COVID15... 1.3200 0.12543 25 19 4 2
2352 Why don't we just assert our will power? 1.3200 0.12543 25 19 4 2
2353 This ought to stop snacking while sheltering at home. 1.3200 0.11136 25 18 6 1
2354 This should keep the kids occupied for at least an hour. 1.3200 0.11136 25 18 6 1
2355 You don’t think it’s overkill ? 1.3200 0.12543 25 19 4 2
2356 Can you get me beer, please? 1.3200 0.11136 25 18 6 1
2357 Too extreme for shelter in place? 1.3200 0.11136 25 18 6 1
2358 I’m glad we finally got the place child proofed. 1.3200 0.12543 25 19 4 2
2359 It's called The Houdini Diet. Lose up to 35 pounds in 30 days or die trying. 1.3200 0.12543 25 19 4 2
2360 So it’s gluten that’s the problem? 1.3200 0.11136 25 18 6 1
2361 Bill and Judy lost 15 pounds each before their funeral. 1.3200 0.12543 25 19 4 2
2362 Yep, she's definitely on that lock-down diet .. 1.3200 0.11136 25 18 6 1
2363 Well,we've tried everything else! 1.3200 0.11136 25 18 6 1
2364 My mom said her diet isn't working. 1.3200 0.13808 25 20 2 3
2365 Your mother did this. She's always saying I'm letting you get fat. 1.3200 0.09522 25 17 8 0
2366 A guarantee of weight loss comes with the house. 1.3200 0.12543 25 19 4 2
2367 This isn’t the food chain I had in mind. 1.3200 0.09522 25 17 8 0
2368 I know Rob’s serious about avoiding the ‘Quarantine 15’ but this is a bit extreme...” 1.3200 0.13808 25 20 2 3
2369 Its too bad we always have to do this when your brother visits. 1.3200 0.12543 25 19 4 2
2370 Yeah, but is this really a 'better mousetrap'?" 1.3200 0.11136 25 18 6 1
2371 How about if I just promise not to fix myself any more midnight snacks? 1.3200 0.11136 25 18 6 1
2372 Should we have gone with the diet plan that sends the meals? 1.3200 0.12543 25 19 4 2
2373 All because I left the ice cube tray empty. 1.3200 0.12543 25 19 4 2
2374 Don't you think that's a little overkill for one mouse? 1.3200 0.12543 25 19 4 2
2375 I, uh... hadn't thought about the groceries. 1.3200 0.11136 25 18 6 1
2376 What if we just try Keto instead? 1.3200 0.11136 25 18 6 1
2377 So now we know why the rent is so reasonable. 1.3200 0.11136 25 18 6 1
2378 I’m a fun roommate once you get past the fridge. 1.3200 0.11136 25 18 6 1
2379 I don't know. How did you get that slice of chocolate cake in the middle of the night? 1.3200 0.12543 25 19 4 2
2380 Hint. Hint. Robert I NEED to go out for a meal. 1.3200 0.11136 25 18 6 1
2381 This probably is the wrong time to tell you this... but I locked my keys in the car. 1.3200 0.09522 25 17 8 0
2382 Your Mom's really serious about her new diet!" 1.3200 0.11136 25 18 6 1
2383 I think you're right. This new Weight Watchers program is a bit more intense. 1.3200 0.12543 25 19 4 2
2384 I'm finding this new diet plan a bit too restrictive. 1.3200 0.12543 25 19 4 2
2385 Do you really think the mouse is rummaging in the fridge? 1.3200 0.11136 25 18 6 1
2386 It's the new Acme Corp. diet. If you eat a carb, an anvil falls on your head. 1.3200 0.11136 25 18 6 1
2387 Maybe we should have gone Farmhouse instead of BDSM. 1.3200 0.12543 25 19 4 2
2388 Looks like mom found out we ate all her yogurt. 1.3200 0.12543 25 19 4 2
2389 Everything tastes better when your life is on the line. 1.3200 0.12543 25 19 4 2
2390 It no longer sparks joy. 1.3200 0.12543 25 19 4 2
2391 In there is a copy of the video Putin has on Trump. 1.3200 0.11136 25 18 6 1
2392 Is it me, or does that last padlock just seem redundant? 1.3200 0.12543 25 19 4 2
2393 Weight Watcher's didn't mention this part? 1.3200 0.11136 25 18 6 1
2394 I dunno. Lifting all this heavy iron, you've probably already lost 10 pounds. 1.3200 0.11136 25 18 6 1
2395 When you said "dinner was to die for". you weren't kidding. 1.3200 0.12543 25 19 4 2
2396 I just wanted a glass of ice. 1.3200 0.11136 25 18 6 1
2397 I know I'm fat. But I'm not that fat. 1.3200 0.12543 25 19 4 2
2398 I think our food is finally contactless. 1.3200 0.13808 25 20 2 3
2399 hmm, maybe we should stop smoking pot every day 1.3200 0.13808 25 20 2 3
2400 Buck seems to think it's more effective than just putting his name on the container. 1.3200 0.13808 25 20 2 3
2401 I love having dinner with Penn and Teller. 1.3200 0.12543 25 19 4 2
2402 I’m sensing some food insecurity. 1.3200 0.11136 25 18 6 1
2403 You want some oat milk? 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
2404 We could just tell him to move out. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
2405 I’ve also got a plan if things get Really intense. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
2406 I read it was the best way to start diet on Mondays 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
2407 I'd really just like to get back to eating in moderation. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
2408 On second thought, let’s order in. 1.3182 0.10164 22 15 7 0
2409 Buck up, buddy. Summer bod is right around the corner. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
2410 Do you think the liquor cabinet will give us more trouble? 1.3182 0.10164 22 15 7 0
2411 It’s exactly like Weight Watchers, except for hipsters. 1.3182 0.10164 22 15 7 0
2412 The road to hell is paved with good intentions... 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
2413 You told me to help with your diet. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
2414 So..... how long did you say you were dieting? 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
2415 I don't know, honey. This kitchen is a bit of a death trap. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
2416 ...but I still can’t seem to lose weight 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
2417 Looks like the dishwasher finally had enough 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
2418 So what’s the catch?... 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
2419 I regret not hanging some fly tape. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
2420 This way, we’ll be forced to weigh the options: Junk food, or fresh vegetables from our garden. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
2421 Fine, I’ll order the pizza, but the diet DEFINITELY starts tomorrow. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
2422 Monday we start diet 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
2423 The kitchen is in great condition but there has been a bit of a bear problem in the neighborhood. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
2424 Don't worry, it's a free trial. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
2425 It keeps everything really fresh 1.3182 0.10164 22 15 7 0
2426 It’s not exactly what I had in mind when I said ‘whatever you do don’t let me eat anything else today’ 1.3182 0.10164 22 15 7 0
2427 Cake or death? 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
2428 I’m a little worried for the dog, though. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
2429 Yeah, but this won’t stop them from asking for snacks. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
2430 You could’ve just labeled which yogurts are yours. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
2431 Our precious toilet paper is safe now. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
2432 Everything is ready for no-eat July 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
2433 ...so Chinese or pizza? 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
2434 I mean... The rent is cheaper... 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
2435 ...so this is the "Indiana Jones Houdini" diet you told me about 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
2436 I know you miss escape rooms, but I think we need to find a different outlet for you. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
2437 I think it'll be worth it 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
2438 I guess they took the "Breakfast" out of the "Bed and Breakfast" 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
2439 ...I get it, but is it sustainable? 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
2440 Hopefully this will prevent your mother from gorging on all of our cookie dough and spray cheese like she did on her last visit. Boy is she disgusting and I wish I never married you 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
2441 Hmm.... do you think your mom is trying to tell us something? 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
2442 Intermittent fasting didn’t workout, so we’re trying something new. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
2443 Wow, you must’ve really pissed off your roommate 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
2444 It’s the Medieval Diet 1.3182 0.10164 22 15 7 0
2445 I'm not hungry I'm just bored 1.3182 0.15270 22 18 1 3
2446 It’s either this or we pack on another COVID-19 1.3182 0.15270 22 18 1 3
2447 I recognize I have some control issues. 1.3182 0.10164 22 15 7 0
2448 Where did you say you put the car key again? 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
2449 Any minute now... 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
2450 Tell me, how flexible are you? 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
2451 Unredacted Mueller report is inside. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
2452 2020 Capitalism in the house 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
2453 Then I guess we didn't need to bulk buy toilet paper, right? 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
2454 It’s not a diet. It’s a lifestyle. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
2455 Let's just order in. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
2456 If you think this is bad, let me show you the bathroom. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
2457 It’s called the Houdini diet. With the emphasis on ‘die’ , it seems. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
2458 Honey...I know you are serious about enforcing your diet, but this may literally be overkill? 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
2459 I have misgivings about the Houdini diet. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
2460 Maybe you should just eat your leftovers 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
2461 It all started when the egg salad went bad and turned evil. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
2462 Looks like an iron-clad solution for binge eating. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
2463 They could still tunnel. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
2464 You said not to let you eat any more of that cake 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
2465 I think that's what they mean by "Lockdown"... 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
2466 I don't know. I still think we should set the alarm. 1.3182 0.10164 22 15 7 0
2467 Now the kids are really clear about snack boundaries 1.3182 0.10164 22 15 7 0
2468 I don't know honey, I'm just not getting the point. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
2469 I know it looks extreme but it's a whole lot cheaper than all those weight loss programs. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
2470 This diet better work 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
2471 You think the spikes were a little to much 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
2472 You're assuming our son is smarter than the average bear. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
2473 On a positive note: I've lost 5 pounds. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
2474 I guess they're pretty serious about "no midnight snacking." 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
2475 Mom says we can order pizza if there’s no food in the house when she gets home 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
2476 I think we can trust the babysitter, but if this will make you feel better... 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
2477 This is the "support" you were referring to? 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
2478 They call it the Goldilocks diet. 1.3182 0.10164 22 15 7 0
2479 What if we clamber over the counters and rappel down the fridge with a bolt cutter in our teeth? 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
2480 Or we could just go vegan. 1.3182 0.10164 22 15 7 0
2481 Is this what's known as 'extreme dieting'? 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
2482 No, I don’t think it’s overkill. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
2483 "You don't really think that will keep the boys from eating everything when we're asleep, do you? 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
2484 It's where she keeps her toilet paper. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
2485 Wouldn't it be simpler to just throw away the ice cream? 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
2486 That should be enough to keep the kids from making anymore whipped coffee. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
2487 They say it's the new Keto. 1.3182 0.15270 22 18 1 3
2488 The bear traps can take a whole leg off. You and I are losing 30 pounds this quarantine one way or another. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
2489 The lengths some people will go to just to lose five pounds... 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
2490 You know, I bet he's already escaped somehow" 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
2491 This diet is a killer.... 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
2492 Gwynn, I'm beginning to think your folks don't like me dropping by. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
2493 I forgot your insulin is in there. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
2494 I don't know! Maybe they can still get out. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
2495 Let's order in tonight and start our diet tomorrow. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
2496 The portion control guy stopped by today. 1.3182 0.10164 22 15 7 0
2497 That should keep us out until dinner. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
2498 And for only $1,599, you can purchase the "Medieval Kitchen" model, complete with our award winning "Well I Don't REALLY Need A Snack Right Now" fridge and pantry security system. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
2499 You didn't need to go to all this trouble. Instead, if we don't weigh ourselves, we don't gain weight. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
2500 Your mom said to make ourselves at home, but this is discouraging. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
2501 So tell me again how they got in last time. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
2502 You get on my shoulders. I’ll bend toward the “fridge”— it’ll be a piece of cake! 1.3182 0.10164 22 15 7 0
2503 One problem, honey. I think I locked the keys in that cabinet. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
2504 Looks like tonight’s first course will be obstacles! 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
2505 I told you that "best before" is not just a suggestion 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
2506 I think mom is serious about dieting this time. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
2507 Is the refrigerator running? 1.3182 0.15270 22 18 1 3
2508 Do you suppose that slice you dropped in the subway is still there? 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
2509 Babe... are you sure you don’t wanna go with weight watchers? 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
2510 I don't think the "best before" dates are gonna much matter 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
2511 I call it "The Hunger Games"! 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
2512 I think it's missing something...what if we add a moat--with sharks 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
2513 I miss the days when we used to just disinfect our groceries. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
2514 Seems a bit excessive. Trump's only visiting the city—he's not actually coming to our house. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
2515 I'm hopeful that this will keep the mold contained. 1.3182 0.10164 22 15 7 0
2516 Maybe they want us to find a place of our own. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
2517 This'll stop us from eating all the snacks, right? 1.3182 0.15270 22 18 1 3
2518 What do you have in there, toilet paper? 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
2519 Midnight snacker........???? 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
2520 I told you Houdini was going to be a difficult roommate. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
2521 Maybe a little overkill, but it broke my midnight snack habit. 1.3182 0.15270 22 18 1 3
2522 This will be the end of late night snacking! 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
2523 I think this is the kind of thing my therapist means when she says I'm sabotaging myself. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
2524 Okay fine, the last piece is yours. 1.3182 0.10164 22 15 7 0
2525 Don't you think we should leave the baby sitter a soda? 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
2526 You did say you wanted a closed concept kitchen. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
2527 This is how they deal with my eating disorder. Still have to tell my parents I’m gay, too. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
2528 So I will guess that at least part of your diet is Im-Paleo? 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
2529 So you haven’t been chipping in for the groceries either? 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
2530 I think I like it better with the spikes next to the fridge. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
2531 Ok if we go out? I'm not really in the mood to cook tonight. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
2532 ...or we could join Weight Watchers. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
2533 I think the food has become sentient. 1.3182 0.15270 22 18 1 3
2534 It looks good...but 4am me still poses a challenge 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
2535 Well, you SAID to put some traps in the kitchen. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
2536 What do you say we just order out tonight? 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
2537 This new diet seems a bit draconian. 1.3182 0.10164 22 15 7 0
2538 So, what's your plan of attack? 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
2539 Depends on the baby. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
2540 Unhinged is putting it mildly 1.3182 0.10164 22 15 7 0
2541 Think we're going overboard with this new diet? 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
2542 It works. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
2543 I know he can walk now but do you think we really need to lock the wall cabinets? 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
2544 No, you’re right, we should just order in again. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
2545 They call it the dungeon diet. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
2546 The kink is when you realize the food is terrible 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
2547 It's the new Houdini weight management program . . . 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
2548 I still feel like Henry's going to get in. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
2549 I forgot to grab the lutefisk. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
2550 Yeah, it's great, but how are we gonna leave? 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
2551 This new diet guarantees you lose weight or you die 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
2552 I'll give you a cupcake,if you tell me where the key is. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
2553 I wasn't really that hungry. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
2554 Let's just do takeout tonight 1.3182 0.10164 22 15 7 0
2555 The house once belonged to Houdini. 1.3182 0.10164 22 15 7 0
2556 When the realtor said we'd be captivated by the place, this isn't what I had in mind. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
2557 When she asked if we'd house-sit Amy mentioned she's working out some trust issues. Wait 'til you see the bedroom. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
2558 Wonder if he knows there is another frig in the garage. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
2559 Well, Mom is really getting serious about her diet! 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
2560 Airbnb hosts reserve the right to . . . . 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
2561 Darn it. I think the light is still on 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
2562 I told you, their diet plan had a money-back guarantee to lose the cravings immediately. 1.3182 0.10164 22 15 7 0
2563 So, how bad do we want that last piece of cheesecake? 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
2564 That otta do it! 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
2565 Stainless steel was definitely the way to go. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
2566 Now ... what did you say this diet is called? 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
2567 Are you sure this will catch the mouse and not our cats? 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
2568 The whole kit came with my new weight watchers program. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
2569 They really do keep the toilet paper in the fridge. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
2570 They say the diet works by using psychology 1.3182 0.10164 22 15 7 0
2571 I think you took the Hunger Games too literal 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
2572 I know the risks are great Tom- but, double cherry, hazelnut, chocolate mouse cheesecake from Mike's, I dunno?" 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
2573 Mom put Dad on a diet again... 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
2574 It's called the Houdini Diet, you burn more calories just getting to the food than from the food. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
2575 Well, given what happened, this seems appropriate. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
2576 I'm wondering if that third padlock is strictly necessary. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
2577 Bad parenting movements for boycotting the snacks 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
2578 That should protect our Kashmiri saffron, beluga caviar and olive wagyu steak. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
2579 That's motivation for your brother to get a job and move out of here. 1.3182 0.10164 22 15 7 0
2580 I think I prefer the darker color. It's more soothing. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
2581 I mean, really, it's just butter. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
2582 Do you really....think...this is the best way.to diet....? 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
2583 So, what's it going to be tonight? Indian or Thai? 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
2584 I don't know. It MIGHT discourage Mom from making another one of her "special casseroles" while she's here. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
2585 Naw, I'm even more tempted. If I can make it through the challenges then I deserve my midnight snack. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
2586 Tell me how you did it when you were only three. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
2587 Maybe we should have not bought the ice cream until the weekend? 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
2588 I told you not to steal her yogurt. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
2589 Your sister is pretty intense about her potato salad recipe. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
2590 Now I'm really hungry: what did you say you did with the keys? 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
2591 Honey, I wasn't kidding when I said we were in a total lockdown. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
2592 The spikes would normally be on fire but today is my cheat day. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
2593 It's only a mouse, Bill. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
2594 You could just stop MAKING the fudge. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
2595 so this is how lockdown looks from the outside 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
2596 I told you to stay out of Dad's beer and pretzels! 1.3182 0.10164 22 15 7 0
2597 Eh..? Is it enough diet for you now? 1.3182 0.15270 22 18 1 3
2598 If you think this is over the top, you should see the minefield my dad set up in front of the thermostat... 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
2599 I can work with the cabinets and appliances but the floor covering would need to be replaced. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
2600 Okay, I think we can start our diet now. 1.3182 0.10164 22 15 7 0
2601 I think they are taking this new competitive cooking show concept a bit too far . . . 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
2602 Overkill"? No, it's not overkill. That mouse was BIG 1.3182 0.15270 22 18 1 3
2603 Well, He’s completely removed all temptation; now if He’ll just deliver us from this damned Evil! 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
2604 That ought to hold him. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
2605 Well honey, you were never much of a cook anyway. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
2606 Think we took “die-it” a bit too far. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
2607 The first week of the diet is always the hardest. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
2608 My dad lost 20 pounds and a leg on the diet 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
2609 Yeah I know but what do you think about the color? 1.3182 0.10164 22 15 7 0
2610 Have you ever considered what IT wants from US? 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
2611 They don't call it the Houdini diet for nothing. 1.3182 0.10164 22 15 7 0
2612 Breaking our late night snacking habit can have some traps 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
2613 Like it or not but we ARE intermittently fasting. 1.3182 0.10164 22 15 7 0
2614 I guess the kids would like to go out to eat to night. 1.3182 0.10164 22 15 7 0
2615 All our talk at dinner about dieting! Guess little Johnny took us seriously! 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
2616 Ah, it would seem that our new housemate has some possession issues. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
2617 Difficult. Not impossible. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
2618 The bedrooms are nice, but I prefer an open kitchen. 1.3182 0.15270 22 18 1 3
2619 At least we're food secure. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
2620 Aren't you over reacting just a little? I only said " I can't handle another diet!" 1.3182 0.15270 22 18 1 3
2621 It might have been a mistake to hire Stephen King as our dietician. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
2622 You up for take-out? 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
2623 Do you think your old frat buddies could take this the wrong way? 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
2624 Want to do takeout? 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
2625 Not everyone gains weight during lock-down 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
2626 So what's the problem? "Alexa, open the refrigerator." 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
2627 It's a start, but there's still take-out. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
2628 It's the new Noom. 1.3182 0.10164 22 15 7 0
2629 He definitely doesn't want to share his latest Costco run. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
2630 'We should have never named him 'Houdini' 1.3182 0.15270 22 18 1 3
2631 I'm not sure how long this new diet will last. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
2632 Do you want to call for a locksmith or Chinese take-out? 1.3182 0.10164 22 15 7 0
2633 It's got some of that old world charm. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
2634 Can't you be like everyone else and just join Weight Watchers?" 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
2635 It's your turn to get the Rocky Road. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
2636 It lowers cholesterol—pints of it.” 1.3182 0.15270 22 18 1 3
2637 I hate to do this but your father has a bear of an appetite. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
2638 Restaurants are desperate to recover. 1.3182 0.12108 22 16 5 1
2639 At least we can wash our hands safely. 1.3182 0.13780 22 17 3 2
2640 Wow, the local restaurant scene is getting more aggressive about reopening. 1.3158 0.13361 19 14 4 1
2641 This is *really* a gamechanger diet 1.3158 0.15395 19 15 2 2
2642 Good idea to keep us away from checking the fridge every 5 minutes, but we should have thought of the time we'd actually needed to feed ourselves. 1.3158 0.10956 19 13 6 0
2643 Hold my beer... 1.3158 0.15395 19 15 2 2
2644 The instructions were in Swedish 1.3158 0.10956 19 13 6 0
2645 Do you think it’s a trap? 1.3158 0.10956 19 13 6 0
2646 To eat, or not to eat. 1.3158 0.10956 19 13 6 0
2647 So, little Houdini says he can get out of there in 10 minutes huh..... 1.3158 0.15395 19 15 2 2
2648 Hun, you might as well just try going out more 1.3158 0.13361 19 14 4 1
2649 Seems like mom was serious this time when she said „time to move out“ 🚧⚔️🚨 1.3158 0.15395 19 15 2 2
2650 I see we’re taking Dry January seriously this time 1.3158 0.13361 19 14 4 1
2651 I know we are done but I forgot my mask in the fridge. 1.3158 0.15395 19 15 2 2
2652 Wow this is exactly how I feel. So glad the artist understands me. 1.3158 0.13361 19 14 4 1
2653 ... but we’re still allowed to wash our hands. That’s something. 1.3158 0.10956 19 13 6 0
2654 The cruelest part is there isn’t even anything in there 1.3158 0.15395 19 15 2 2
2655 Did we go to far? 1.3158 0.15395 19 15 2 2
2656 Your will power is not your super power. 1.3158 0.15395 19 15 2 2
2657 About time someone put the “die” in diet. 1.3158 0.13361 19 14 4 1
2658 I feel like it needs a splash of barb wire to pull the room together. 1.3158 0.13361 19 14 4 1
2659 Ahhhh! It must be true that Houdini once lived here! 1.3158 0.10956 19 13 6 0
2660 It's called the "Temple of Doom diet", I got it from an article on Goop... 1.3158 0.15395 19 15 2 2
2661 We could pull up this linoleum and do oak. 1.3158 0.10956 19 13 6 0
2662 Now, how do we stop take-out? 1.3158 0.13361 19 14 4 1
2663 This wasn't what I meant when I told you to help me with my new lox diet! 1.3158 0.13361 19 14 4 1
2664 Do you prefer the brushed nickel or the antique brass? 1.3158 0.13361 19 14 4 1
2665 You can say what you will … But I confess the low carb diet was easier 1.3158 0.13361 19 14 4 1
2666 ‘“I think the machine-gun nest should go to the right of the refrigerator.” 1.3158 0.13361 19 14 4 1
2667 THIS should stop the COVID-15! 1.3158 0.13361 19 14 4 1
2668 It’s the only way I can do intermittent fasting 1.3158 0.10956 19 13 6 0
2669 Let's eat out. 1.3158 0.10956 19 13 6 0
2670 You’re right. This will definitely be easier than quitting Ambien. 1.3158 0.15395 19 15 2 2
2671 Could we bring back some sweet potato fries? 1.3158 0.15395 19 15 2 2
2672 Are you as excited as I am? 1.3158 0.13361 19 14 4 1
2673 I guess it was the time when my roommate ate all the leftover chicken tikka masala that put me over the edge. 1.3158 0.13361 19 14 4 1
2674 Took us long enough...now I'm hungry. 1.3158 0.13361 19 14 4 1
2675 You forgot the microwave 1.3158 0.10956 19 13 6 0
2676 I guess Mom doesn't plan to feed us this visit. 1.3158 0.13361 19 14 4 1
2677 Agreed then, today I will take your night shift for disinfecting the bear traps. 1.3158 0.13361 19 14 4 1
2678 They were right—all it took was a little portion control. 1.3158 0.10956 19 13 6 0
2679 It's called the Marquis de Sade diet. And it's gluten free. 1.3158 0.10956 19 13 6 0
2680 Now all we need are groceries. 1.3158 0.10956 19 13 6 0
2681 THE NEW DARK AGES DIET! 1.3158 0.13361 19 14 4 1
2682 Now, what are we going to do about the ants? 1.3158 0.13361 19 14 4 1
2683 This should keep the dishes away. 1.3158 0.15395 19 15 2 2
2684 As punishment, couldn’t you have just told the kids no milk and cookies? 1.3158 0.10956 19 13 6 0
2685 Rocky Road is definitely worth the risk. 1.3158 0.10956 19 13 6 0
2686 I don’t know, poodles are pretty smart. 1.3158 0.13361 19 14 4 1
2687 So is this to keep you out or the gelato in? 1.3158 0.13361 19 14 4 1
2688 We could just raise his rent. 1.3158 0.17189 19 16 0 3
2689 The current owner did mention being on a fad diet 1.3158 0.10956 19 13 6 0
2690 Who needs discipline? 1.3158 0.13361 19 14 4 1
2691 Wow, her secret ingredient really is...secret 1.3158 0.13361 19 14 4 1
2692 I'm going to stick to this diet even if it kills me! 1.3158 0.10956 19 13 6 0
2693 You've really got to work on your will power. 1.3158 0.13361 19 14 4 1
2694 And you're sure this is what Gwyneth Paltrow said we should do? 1.3158 0.13361 19 14 4 1
2695 The exterminator described it as 'scrappy.' 1.3158 0.13361 19 14 4 1
2696 ...and that's where we keep the face masks 1.3158 0.13361 19 14 4 1
2697 When the vacation rental listing said 'limited kitchen facilities', I wasn't expecting this. 1.3158 0.15395 19 15 2 2
2698 I feel like maybe we should just live with those last 5 lbs. 1.3158 0.15395 19 15 2 2
2699 I think it's called the Draconian diet plan. 1.3158 0.15395 19 15 2 2
2700 I can't remember if I turned the light off. 1.3158 0.13361 19 14 4 1
2701 It’s the only way that I can stay on my diet. 1.3158 0.13361 19 14 4 1
2702 It’s a new diet I’m trying. What do you think 1.3125 0.10470 32 24 6 2
2703 I’m thirsty 1.3103 0.11212 29 22 5 2
2704 The moat would have been a real value add 1.3103 0.11212 29 22 5 2
2705 Maybe we add some barbed wire? He is a teenage boy, you know! 1.3077 0.10769 26 19 6 1
2706 No. It does NOT go with our couch, Ray! 1.3077 0.09231 26 18 8 0
2707 I know I just checked it, but I have to get back in there to look again 1.3077 0.12114 26 20 4 2
2708 This still seems safer than the grocery store 1.3077 0.09231 26 18 8 0
2709 Your dad is really serious about his leftovers. 1.3077 0.09231 26 18 8 0
2710 You think this is overkill? You should see the Toilet Paper Vault! 1.3077 0.10769 26 19 6 1
2711 Too bad that cookie dough is to die for 1.3077 0.12114 26 20 4 2
2712 I don't know, I feel like 3am me can still find a way 1.3077 0.13323 26 21 2 3
2713 The newest weight loss plan. It works great, but it'll cost you an arm and a leg! 1.3077 0.12114 26 20 4 2
2714 Do you know a good locksmith? Cause I ate the key. 1.3077 0.12114 26 20 4 2
2715 The dragon gets delivered seperately. 1.3077 0.12114 26 20 4 2
2716 If the owner didn’t want us eating their food, I’m sure it would’ve been mentioned in the listing. 1.3077 0.13323 26 21 2 3
2717 I don't know, Fran--my brother once fought a hungry bear for a baloney sandwich. 1.3077 0.09231 26 18 8 0
2718 How he got in there is not the question. The question is how do we get him out? 1.3077 0.10769 26 19 6 1
2719 You should see the bedroom. 1.3077 0.12114 26 20 4 2
2720 I saw him do this last week. Let's wait just a few more minutes. 1.3077 0.12114 26 20 4 2
2721 This is really gonna put the 'die' in 'diet' 1.3077 0.10769 26 19 6 1
2722 The dishwasher should outlive its warranty! 1.3077 0.12114 26 20 4 2
2723 It’s a prototype for the White House kitchen. 1.3077 0.10769 26 19 6 1
2724 Another way would be to stop buying snacks 1.3077 0.10769 26 19 6 1
2725 Yes, my new diet does rely quite heavily on behavior modification. 1.3077 0.12114 26 20 4 2
2726 So, you hate my cooking THAT much? 1.3077 0.12114 26 20 4 2
2727 Takeout is still too risky, I am going to chance it. 1.3077 0.10769 26 19 6 1
2728 Brad, our two teenagers are having four friends over. I don't think this will do much good. 1.3077 0.12114 26 20 4 2
2729 I was eating too much cheese. 1.3077 0.13323 26 21 2 3
2730 Thank God the kids haven't found our secret stash! 1.3077 0.12114 26 20 4 2
2731 tell me again, why do we need the dishwasher? 1.3077 0.10769 26 19 6 1
2732 The rental contract did say "some storage areas may not be available". 1.3077 0.09231 26 18 8 0
2733 Shouldn’t we be wearing a mask? 1.3077 0.13323 26 21 2 3
2734 Older houses always have a few kinks 1.3077 0.12114 26 20 4 2
2735 So... we're ordering pizza? 1.3077 0.12114 26 20 4 2
2736 My mom's new weight loss program. 1.3077 0.12114 26 20 4 2
2737 I'm trying to find new ways to get us out of the house. 1.3077 0.12114 26 20 4 2
2738 There's always the bleach under the sink 1.3077 0.10769 26 19 6 1
2739 Maybe we should have asked the decorator for references. 1.3077 0.09231 26 18 8 0
2740 Brilliant... this is just my kind of kink. Such a tease, babe. 1.3077 0.10769 26 19 6 1
2741 What do you think of my new diet plan? 1.3077 0.10769 26 19 6 1
2742 The diet's upside is you are allowed all the carbs you can find in the fridge. 1.3077 0.12114 26 20 4 2
2743 No wonder their listing didn't show the kitchen. 1.3077 0.10769 26 19 6 1
2744 So, you're really serious about the diet thingy this time? 1.3077 0.12114 26 20 4 2
2745 All this for sourdough starter? 1.3077 0.12114 26 20 4 2
2746 "Well, this should help the kids focus more during their distance learning classes. But it's certainly going to make working from home a real drag." 1.3077 0.12114 26 20 4 2
2747 It's sad the cat died, but I have lost 7 pounds. 1.3077 0.12114 26 20 4 2
2748 We need a better mousetrap. 1.3077 0.12114 26 20 4 2
2749 At least it comes with a dishwasher... 1.3077 0.09231 26 18 8 0
2750 What breed is our cat? 1.3077 0.13323 26 21 2 3
2751 Should we leave a note with the phone number where we'll be on vacation? 1.3077 0.10769 26 19 6 1
2752 Mom swears it works. Not counting the missing toes she's lost 15 pounds so far. 1.3077 0.12114 26 20 4 2
2753 'And if he has been sleepwalking, then I guess I'll owe him an apology' 1.3077 0.09231 26 18 8 0
2754 How about a nice restaurant? Let’s go out tonight. It’s been a while, hasn’t it? 1.3077 0.12114 26 20 4 2
2755 That should keep us busy for rest of the lockdown! 1.3043 0.11652 23 17 5 1
2756 The storied bear market.. 1.3043 0.13240 23 18 3 2
2757 I don’t think this is what they meant by Lockdown 1.3043 0.13240 23 18 3 2
2758 Honey, I swear I heard the turkey sneezing 1.3043 0.11652 23 17 5 1
2759 Honestly speaking, I think we made a great investment on this gear. With the way 2020 has turned out, it wouldn't be a surprise if there were a zombie apocalypse on the way. 1.3043 0.11652 23 17 5 1
2760 It was your idea to go on a diet. 1.3043 0.11652 23 17 5 1
2761 So this is what a toddler feels like around the kitchen. 1.3043 0.11652 23 17 5 1
2762 „I‘m sorry, I didn‘t realize you were talking about politics when you told me to prepare for the Hunger Games“ 1.3043 0.13240 23 18 3 2
2763 This should stop my office mates from eating my lunch. 1.3043 0.13240 23 18 3 2
2764 When they said 'lockdown', we took it to heart. 1.3043 0.11652 23 17 5 1
2765 There, now we can begin the juice cleanse. 1.3043 0.11652 23 17 5 1
2766 I call it "Ironmonger Chef." 1.3043 0.11652 23 17 5 1
2767 Are you sure about this diet? 1.3043 0.11652 23 17 5 1
2768 Looks like Grandpa’s off his meds again. 1.3043 0.13240 23 18 3 2
2769 I Frigidaire you 1.3043 0.13240 23 18 3 2
2770 Die or Diet. 1.3043 0.13240 23 18 3 2
2771 When home feels like a prison. 1.3043 0.11652 23 17 5 1
2772 But how do I stop myself from ordering a pizza? 1.3043 0.11652 23 17 5 1
2773 the COVID 15 is no joke 1.3043 0.13240 23 18 3 2
2774 I call it ‘Diet or Die’ and I’m optimistic that it will really work this time. 1.3043 0.13240 23 18 3 2
2775 Are the Thin Mints worth it? I think they’re worth it... 1.3043 0.13240 23 18 3 2
2776 Are you sure it's Cheat Day? 1.3043 0.13240 23 18 3 2
2777 Damn that mouse 1.3043 0.13240 23 18 3 2
2778 I’m actually not that hungry. 1.3043 0.09810 23 16 7 0
2779 Maybe locking the keys inside the frig wasn't a good idea. 1.3043 0.13240 23 18 3 2
2780 Clearly you want me to take your diet seriously. 1.3043 0.13240 23 18 3 2
2781 I’m telling you now’s the perfect time to pitch Mouse Trap 2.0 to the public 1.3043 0.11652 23 17 5 1
2782 That's Ok, we'll just order in. 1.3043 0.11652 23 17 5 1
2783 The covid15 foolproof diet 1.3043 0.13240 23 18 3 2
2784 Hmm, would a fourth bear trap be overkill? 1.3043 0.13240 23 18 3 2
2785 Someone has been calling here every night asking if the refrigerator is running. I just can't take the risk anymore. 1.3043 0.14657 23 19 1 3
2786 I’m kind of relieved we didn’t get the moat. 1.3043 0.11652 23 17 5 1
2787 Well the evidence is clear, just RECOMMENDING social distancing from your snacks isn’t enough to get people to do it. 1.3043 0.09810 23 16 7 0
2788 And over here we have what the business refers to as the Medieval Style Kitchen 1.3043 0.09810 23 16 7 0
2789 Are you sure you typed in K-E-T-O? 1.3043 0.11652 23 17 5 1
2790 All this, and yet she still refuses to wear a mask 1.3043 0.14657 23 19 1 3
2791 You forgot the yoghurt. 1.3043 0.11652 23 17 5 1
2792 Hey honey, have you seen my wallet? 1.3043 0.09810 23 16 7 0
2793 I still don’t think this will stop Matt and Sarah 1.3043 0.13240 23 18 3 2
2794 I told you this dietician was the best. 1.3043 0.09810 23 16 7 0
2795 You said anything was on the table 1.3043 0.13240 23 18 3 2
2796 But do you think there's enough counter space? 1.3043 0.11652 23 17 5 1
2797 We should have applied for the Great British Bake Off instead of Kitchen Nightmares 1.3043 0.11652 23 17 5 1
2798 ...the sweeter the reward. 1.3043 0.11652 23 17 5 1
2799 So, what’s the name of the diet? 1.3043 0.11652 23 17 5 1
2800 Hmmmn..This is the new norm of controlling your diet. 1.3043 0.09810 23 16 7 0
2801 I told Bobby he could have friends over. 1.3043 0.13240 23 18 3 2
2802 Soooooo. Takeout? 1.3043 0.11652 23 17 5 1
2803 So I Googled ‘can’t stop snacking during quarantine’ ... 1.3043 0.14657 23 19 1 3
2804 Don't even look in the bathroom. 1.3043 0.13240 23 18 3 2
2805 If you ask me, the bear traps are overkill. 1.3043 0.09810 23 16 7 0
2806 I read about it online, instead of self-restraint you just use restraints. 1.3043 0.13240 23 18 3 2
2807 Now that is one kinky kitchen. 1.3043 0.13240 23 18 3 2
2808 There has to be an easier way to support local restaurants than this. 1.3043 0.09810 23 16 7 0
2809 Do you think this is what they mean by lockdown. 1.3043 0.11652 23 17 5 1
2810 I think Weight Watchers should go back to a point system. 1.3043 0.14657 23 19 1 3
2811 Well, we tried weight watchers and that pill they were plugging on tv... 1.3043 0.11652 23 17 5 1
2812 I gave up on paleo. The medieval diet is more modern, plus you get a lot of iron. 1.3043 0.11652 23 17 5 1
2813 I call it “The Rube Goldberg Diet.” 1.3043 0.11652 23 17 5 1
2814 I'm thinking now, we could just buy less food. 1.3043 0.13240 23 18 3 2
2815 It's a trap...many traps! What's the point? 1.3043 0.13240 23 18 3 2
2816 I figured behavior modification meant something much more subtle when I downloaded that dieting app. 1.3043 0.11652 23 17 5 1
2817 So . . . I guess we're ordering pizza? 1.3043 0.11652 23 17 5 1
2818 I’m thinking it needs sound effects... 1.3043 0.11652 23 17 5 1
2819 Let’s see your Father get into this during the middle of the night... 1.3043 0.11652 23 17 5 1
2820 At last we’ve got our diet under control! 1.3043 0.11652 23 17 5 1
2821 On the other hand, a determined Náschkatze might just take it as a personal challenge. 1.3043 0.13240 23 18 3 2
2822 So...wanna go out to eat? 1.3043 0.13240 23 18 3 2
2823 Do we need more deterrent or do you think this is enough? 1.3043 0.13240 23 18 3 2
2824 Dude, it started with my mom putting Post Its on food that said “NO” and just escalated into some weird kind of wargame... 1.3043 0.13240 23 18 3 2
2825 Kinky Home Depot display 1.3043 0.13240 23 18 3 2
2826 I know we said were on a budget this is getting ridiculous. 1.3043 0.11652 23 17 5 1
2827 We had better get the security deposit back. 1.3043 0.13240 23 18 3 2
2828 It's not because I really think the help will pilfer our Blue Apron meals, it's just out of an abundance of caution in these times. 1.3043 0.11652 23 17 5 1
2829 Yeah, I'm watching my weight. I'm on the Houdini Diet. 1.3043 0.13240 23 18 3 2
2830 Don't you think this diet is a little extreme? 1.3043 0.11652 23 17 5 1
2831 Maybe we should have paid the extra $15 for the built-in control lock. 1.3043 0.11652 23 17 5 1
2832 This time you'll keep your promise to diet with me 1.3043 0.09810 23 16 7 0
2833 The third bear trap definitely was not in the Airbnb listing. 1.3043 0.13240 23 18 3 2
2834 Did I mention it's completely wireless, and no contract? 1.3043 0.11652 23 17 5 1
2835 Maybe we should stop reading so many lifestyle articles. 1.3043 0.11652 23 17 5 1
2836 Just how hungry are you? 1.3043 0.13240 23 18 3 2
2837 I kind of feel like this is overkill. I mean, does anybody even keep stuff in those cabinets above the fridge? 1.3043 0.11652 23 17 5 1
2838 I lost 30 pounds in a week! 1.3043 0.11652 23 17 5 1
2839 To be fair, Billy *did* warn us there would be consequences if we didn't leggo his Eggo. 1.3043 0.11652 23 17 5 1
2840 I think, Claudia, for you there are clearly two sides to 'impulsive'. 1.3043 0.13240 23 18 3 2
2841 Sure, at first it seems extreme, but Antoinette swore by the dark-age diet plan. It's almost completely natural, historically speaking. 1.3043 0.13240 23 18 3 2
2842 It's called incessant fasting. 1.3043 0.11652 23 17 5 1
2843 Wow. Mom got serious about the whole fasting thing. 1.3043 0.13240 23 18 3 2
2844 Home to table could totally be a thing! 1.3043 0.11652 23 17 5 1
2845 Are you sure there was some Häagen-Dazs left? 1.3043 0.11652 23 17 5 1
2846 I'd sleep on this for a month and go without food, rather than having Trump re-elected. 1.3043 0.13240 23 18 3 2
2847 I didn’t know you were into Ironman dieting. 1.3043 0.13240 23 18 3 2
2848 ....you think this will stop their between-meals snacking?....... 1.3043 0.09810 23 16 7 0
2849 So, you've had it with my cooking???!!! 1.3043 0.09810 23 16 7 0
2850 It's your turn to cook. I've got the dishes. 1.3043 0.11652 23 17 5 1
2851 So this is what they meant by a health and wellness airbnb experience? 1.3043 0.13240 23 18 3 2
2852 Trump's tax returns. 1.3043 0.13240 23 18 3 2
2853 I guess Mom's paleo diet didn't work. 1.3043 0.13240 23 18 3 2
2854 It's your turn, honey. 1.3043 0.11652 23 17 5 1
2855 My last roommate just labeled what was his. 1.3043 0.11652 23 17 5 1
2856 Even if one of us wanted to cheat, I swallowed the keys. 1.3043 0.11652 23 17 5 1
2857 This is how we get through Yom Kippur. 1.3043 0.13240 23 18 3 2
2858 I take one bite of your Cherry Garcia.... 1.3043 0.11652 23 17 5 1
2859 Just getting on the Peloton might be easier. 1.3043 0.11652 23 17 5 1
2860 Finally, a diet that works. 1.3043 0.11652 23 17 5 1
2861 You know how mom gets when you finish her ice cream. 1.3043 0.11652 23 17 5 1
2862 Your new diet is really over the top 1.3043 0.11652 23 17 5 1
2863 Next time let’s just use willpower 1.3043 0.11652 23 17 5 1
2864 I don't think this is what they meant when they told us to lockdown! 1.3043 0.13240 23 18 3 2
2865 In retrospect, joining Weight Watchers would have been simpler. 1.3043 0.11652 23 17 5 1
2866 The only weight loss solution during quarantine 1.3043 0.13240 23 18 3 2
2867 You may have gone a little too far with the lockdown. 1.3043 0.11652 23 17 5 1
2868 Oh no, I didn’t check the Kombucha expiration date. 1.3043 0.13240 23 18 3 2
2869 Guess mom saw a mouse 1.3043 0.11652 23 17 5 1
2870 We just have to wait 21 days and then we can eat everything 1.3043 0.11652 23 17 5 1
2871 Maybe we should read that "Will Power for Dummies" book again 1.3043 0.13240 23 18 3 2
2872 Wasn’t my promise to lose a few pounds enough? 1.3043 0.11652 23 17 5 1
2873 You don't understand-- the milk has gone REALLY BAD. 1.3043 0.11652 23 17 5 1
2874 Jenny Craig isn’t fooling around, is she? 1.3043 0.11652 23 17 5 1
2875 Do you think you’re taking fasting for Lent a bit far this year? 1.3043 0.11652 23 17 5 1
2876 Fine, I won't drink the lactose milk 1.3043 0.09810 23 16 7 0
2877 I do love the stainless steel appliances... 1.3043 0.11652 23 17 5 1
2878 I can see why you say kitchen work is torture. 1.3043 0.13240 23 18 3 2
2879 So you’re sure this is the first step to become vegan? 1.3043 0.11652 23 17 5 1
2880 That should work for a while. 1.3043 0.11652 23 17 5 1
2881 Looks like the kids what us to take them out somewhere to get something to eat. 1.3043 0.11652 23 17 5 1
2882 Maybe I'm getting old, Rhonda, but I miss the days when 'art project' meant a piece of poster board and a box of markers. 1.3043 0.11652 23 17 5 1
2883 Let's order that pizza. 1.3043 0.11652 23 17 5 1
2884 Definitely take-out tonight. 1.3043 0.11652 23 17 5 1
2885 The dietician did say 'threat of dismemberment' was the best way to stifle cravings. 1.3043 0.11652 23 17 5 1
2886 Are you sure that this is what your self-help book meant? 1.3043 0.11652 23 17 5 1
2887 Why are we doing this when we’re so skinny? 1.3043 0.13240 23 18 3 2
2888 Maybe now we’ll be able to fit back into our work clothes. 1.3043 0.13240 23 18 3 2
2889 If I can't lose those last ten pounds, I might as well kill myself. 1.3043 0.13240 23 18 3 2
2890 You said you felt trapped in the kitchen. I just wanted you to know what that would actually feel like. 1.3043 0.13240 23 18 3 2
2891 Sorry, but our quarantine eating was getting out of hand. 1.3043 0.11652 23 17 5 1
2892 I'm hungry. 1.3043 0.13240 23 18 3 2
2893 Well, you said it would be a “strict diet.” 1.3043 0.09810 23 16 7 0
2894 The good news is I wasn't actually hungry. 1.3043 0.13240 23 18 3 2
2895 I guess Mom's going on a diet again. 1.3043 0.13240 23 18 3 2
2896 On Noom, this is what they call a psychological deterrent. 1.3043 0.09810 23 16 7 0
2897 The listing said it had a kitchen - it didn’t say we could actually use the kitchen. 1.3043 0.11652 23 17 5 1
2898 The good news is that he will be leaving for school in another 6 weeks. 1.3043 0.11652 23 17 5 1
2899 Guess I’ll just wash my hands and drink a glass of water 1.3043 0.11652 23 17 5 1
2900 I said let's find a plan for my sleep eating through bonding not bondage. 1.3043 0.13240 23 18 3 2
2901 If he gets past all this, he deserves a snack! 1.3043 0.09810 23 16 7 0
2902 That should stop the midnight binging. 1.3043 0.11652 23 17 5 1
2903 Isn't that a ittle extreme for our new diet? 1.3043 0.11652 23 17 5 1
2904 The dietician recommended iron supplements. 1.3043 0.11652 23 17 5 1
2905 Maybe we can get carry out 1.3043 0.09810 23 16 7 0
2906 Personally I think this is excessive just to loose 5 pounds. 1.3043 0.13240 23 18 3 2
2907 Should we have gone with a lighter shade to match the countertops? 1.3043 0.13240 23 18 3 2
2908 It was only one piece of pie. 1.3043 0.11652 23 17 5 1
2909 So who's gonna order the pizza? 1.3043 0.13240 23 18 3 2
2910 I am very serious about this diet. 1.3043 0.13240 23 18 3 2
2911 Guess where I hid the Cheetos . 1.3043 0.11652 23 17 5 1
2912 Forget our diets. Order takeout or redo the kitchen 1.3043 0.11652 23 17 5 1
2913 Tell me again. How did the gluten get in there? 1.3043 0.13240 23 18 3 2
2914 Sleepwalking Deterrent.... 1.3043 0.11652 23 17 5 1
2915 This intermittent fasting is going to kill me. 1.3043 0.13240 23 18 3 2
2916 To be fair, the exterminator did warn us that the roaches might seek retaliation if we cut off their food supply. 1.3043 0.14657 23 19 1 3
2917 i guess that was the last yoghurt somebody stole 1.3043 0.11652 23 17 5 1
2918 I guess we're getting carry out again tonight. 1.3043 0.13240 23 18 3 2
2919 It's simpler than counting Weight Watcher points. 1.3043 0.14657 23 19 1 3
2920 And how much did you have to pay for this diet plan? 1.3043 0.11652 23 17 5 1
2921 Well ... I guess take-out is the only option. 1.3043 0.11652 23 17 5 1
2922 I realize that the dog wants us to go back to work, but he’s getting a bit too territorial with this. 1.3043 0.11652 23 17 5 1
2923 Yea, they say this is the only way to loose your quarantine weight 1.3043 0.11652 23 17 5 1
2924 Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to make me an omelette. 1.3043 0.09810 23 16 7 0
2925 But... you wanted me to support your diet! 1.3043 0.13240 23 18 3 2
2926 I still say Keto is harder... 1.3043 0.13240 23 18 3 2
2927 And whose turn is it to make dinner? 1.3043 0.13240 23 18 3 2
2928 Ha! Let those Democrats try to vote NOW! 1.3043 0.13240 23 18 3 2
2929 Did you go to a Weight Watcher's meeting in King's Landing? 1.3043 0.11652 23 17 5 1
2930 The baby’s crawling, and he’s mildly allergic to dairy. 1.3043 0.13240 23 18 3 2
2931 If you think this is bad, just wait til you drink the prep tonight. 1.3043 0.13240 23 18 3 2
2932 So, this is the new diet plan from Penn and Teller? 1.3043 0.11652 23 17 5 1
2933 This Abu Ghraib diet is getting great reviews. 1.3043 0.13240 23 18 3 2
2934 Are you familiar with the Book of Revelations? 1.3043 0.11652 23 17 5 1
2935 Fine. I won't get into your Ho Hos without asking anymore. 1.3043 0.13240 23 18 3 2
2936 I thought it might be fun for us. Like those ‘escape rooms” you made us do last year. 1.3043 0.13240 23 18 3 2
2937 The house is hoarding now. 1.3000 0.14690 20 16 2 2
2938 Just think of it as our personal escape room. 1.3000 0.14690 20 16 2 2
2939 It was your turn to clean the kitchen, honey... 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
2940 You looked at the manual right 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
2941 . how to ration on unemployment 1.3000 0.14690 20 16 2 2
2942 It’s not a diet... it’s a lifestyle change. 1.3000 0.10513 20 14 6 0
2943 I think we still need a ring of fire” 1.3000 0.14690 20 16 2 2
2944 There’s a six week lead time for a Peleton bike. 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
2945 well...did you catch the mouse? 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
2946 Are you sure we can’t just try going keto again? 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
2947 Who’d you say lived here before you? A guy named Tom and his friend Jerry. 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
2948 Plans for next quarantine 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
2949 What cooking feels like after months of quarantine lockdown 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
2950 I could just buy a second chocolate bar 1.3000 0.14690 20 16 2 2
2951 ‘And you’re absolutely certain the voice said ‘Zuul’?’ 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
2952 This appears to be a trap... 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
2953 It’s one of those fad diets. 1.3000 0.10513 20 14 6 0
2954 So...... love it, or list it? 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
2955 so this is a simulation of what the voting process is like for 60%of the population... 1.3000 0.10513 20 14 6 0
2956 It’s not ideal, but would you rather go to the grocery store? 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
2957 I don't get it? They said eating here would be easy. 1.3000 0.10513 20 14 6 0
2958 Okay, you win. We’ll go out to dinner. 1.3000 0.14690 20 16 2 2
2959 I sense that John has trust issues about food 1.3000 0.14690 20 16 2 2
2960 You’re certain it’s Cherry Garcia, right? 1.3000 0.14690 20 16 2 2
2961 Maybe now we can keep our teenage son from eating us out of house and home. 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
2962 Time for take-out, ya think? 1.3000 0.14690 20 16 2 2
2963 Old school but effective. 1.3000 0.14690 20 16 2 2
2964 All right, looks good. Now, let’s go pick up your mother from the airport. 1.3000 0.14690 20 16 2 2
2965 And your sure this is for an HGTV show? 1.3000 0.10513 20 14 6 0
2966 Sure, this is a good way to keep a hungry teenager from eating us out of house and home, but it might delay dinner a little bit. 1.3000 0.14690 20 16 2 2
2967 Ikea's showrooms are taking a sinister turn... I think I like it. 1.3000 0.14690 20 16 2 2
2968 Looks like Mom's pretty serious about her new diet. 1.3000 0.10513 20 14 6 0
2969 So THIS is the weight loss trick doctors don't want you to know? 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
2970 We’ re going to lose so much weight with delivery. 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
2971 Okaaaay... This time mom's serious about following Jenny Craig. 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
2972 What do you think dad and mom are trying to tell us? 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
2973 Okay. We unlock the fridge. Out he pops. We catch him with one of these. Then what do we do? Send him to private school? 1.3000 0.21344 10 8 1 1
2974 And you told me that I would not even notice your mother was staying. 1.3000 0.10513 20 14 6 0
2975 The days of our ravenous kids sneaking snacks are over. 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
2976 Maybe we should just stop watching baking programs. 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
2977 On second thought, let's get take-out. 1.3000 0.14690 20 16 2 2
2978 And this all started with nipple clamps? 1.3000 0.16384 20 17 0 3
2979 And this has nothing to do with going on a diet 1.3000 0.14690 20 16 2 2
2980 Er, maybe it will improve our WiFi, too 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
2981 ... and we all scream for ice cream. 1.3000 0.14690 20 16 2 2
2982 Weight Watchers says this is 100% effective. 1.3000 0.10513 20 14 6 0
2983 Restrictive diets are so painful. 1.3000 0.10513 20 14 6 0
2984 Well, you did order the Medieval Diet kit! 1.3000 0.14690 20 16 2 2
2985 I said we'll "catch" COVID not "Trap" it. 1.3000 0.14690 20 16 2 2
2986 Ok, now the bedroom. 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
2987 Don’t worry, the spikes really tie the room together. 1.3000 0.10513 20 14 6 0
2988 Now we absolutely have to face going to the grocery store! 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
2989 He's training to be a magician...wait util you see the bathroom. 1.3000 0.14690 20 16 2 2
2990 Phase 2 is in a submerged shark tank. 1.3000 0.14690 20 16 2 2
2991 And it was not easier to NOT buy the chocolate? 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
2992 Are you sure we shouldn't give Atkins one more try? 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
2993 Maybe we should go out for dinner. 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
2994 But what if it's gotten moldy in there? 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
2995 I think we have adequately secured our food supply. 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
2996 Remind me again why we're not doing the paleo diet? 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
2997 It still beats counting points. 1.3000 0.14690 20 16 2 2
2998 We should’ve eaten first. 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
2999 Jenny Craig, Hah! 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
3000 This is passive aggressive, even for you Angela 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
3001 When you said how important it was to bring our own food when we visit your parents, I thought you were kidding. 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
3002 I don’t know, that metallic gray is just a bit overdone... 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
3003 Did I mention...college football season is over this weekend and Jack is bring some team mates home for the long weekend 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
3004 So the diet's going well? 1.3000 0.14690 20 16 2 2
3005 Whaddaya mean you left the cheese bait in the frig before you locked it? Our escape room is ruined. 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
3006 Second breakfast was so much easier in January. 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
3007 I' ve told you and told you that the cat does not like to be held. 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
3008 So this is how the other 80% live. 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
3009 Does this mean we'll be using the fridge in the garage? 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
3010 I said intermittant fasting, not hunger strike. 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
3011 The rest of Jenny Craig's house seems so normal. 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
3012 Besides losing 15 lbs, the dog no longer begs after she saw what happened to the cat. 1.3000 0.14690 20 16 2 2
3013 This should keep your brother-in-law out. 1.3000 0.10513 20 14 6 0
3014 Your brother has overstayed his welcome: think he'll get the point? 1.3000 0.14690 20 16 2 2
3015 I wish I had taken the ice cream out beforehand. 1.3000 0.14690 20 16 2 2
3016 I thought it was my cheese! 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
3017 "Maybe they should just bring back fat-shaming? 1.3000 0.12773 20 15 4 1
3018 Your new diet is kind of turning me on. 1.2963 0.10425 27 20 6 1
3019 This is the new diet I was telling you about 1.2963 0.11712 27 21 4 2
3020 It’s just a matter of behavior modification. 1.2963 0.10425 27 20 6 1
3021 Impresssive. But you do know a DQ is just down the street? 1.2963 0.11712 27 21 4 2
3022 What do you think the artist is saying here about our relationship with food? 1.2963 0.10425 27 20 6 1
3023 Well, that should help cut down on our food budget drastically! Robert Mayer, Warsaw, Indiana 574-267-6879 1.2963 0.12871 27 22 2 3
3024 The riddle to this puzzle is... Know your trap... Lock trap Spike trap Bear trap ??? 1.2963 0.11712 27 21 4 2
3025 Do you think the ice maker works? 1.2963 0.10425 27 20 6 1
3026 I think Carol is serious about no snacking this time. 1.2963 0.11712 27 21 4 2
3027 The home was previously owned by Kelly Ripa. 1.2963 0.10425 27 20 6 1
3028 Hungry? 1.2941 0.14258 17 13 3 1
3029 Alright, let’s get stoned. 1.2941 0.14258 17 13 3 1
3030 Yeah, but cold toilet paper??? 1.2941 0.16638 17 14 1 2
3031 Dammit, mom’s casserole is still in there. 1.2917 0.12739 24 19 3 2
3032 The NYPD said it’s the same protection they use for their HR files 1.2917 0.11228 24 18 5 1
3033 I think the fridge is trying to tell us something 1.2917 0.11228 24 18 5 1
3034 You have taken the ‘lockdown diet’ too literally... 1.2917 0.11228 24 18 5 1
3035 If you want a Summer body!!! 1.2917 0.12739 24 19 3 2
3036 How long is your mother staying? 1.2917 0.11228 24 18 5 1
3037 -“I think we’ll make it through the fast this time.” 1.2917 0.11228 24 18 5 1
3038 Wait a minute...have you seen the kids? 1.2917 0.12739 24 19 3 2
3039 The uber eats challenge is on! 1.2917 0.11228 24 18 5 1
3040 We can open it all in 3 hours” 1.2917 0.11228 24 18 5 1
3041 So what’s for dinner? 1.2917 0.11228 24 18 5 1
3042 So this is your best idea to avoid the quarantine fifteen huh? 1.2917 0.11228 24 18 5 1
3043 But what if this time there really is something new in there? 1.2917 0.12739 24 19 3 2
3044 Lets order take-out 1.2917 0.09478 24 17 7 0
3045 I'm not saying it isn't impressive. I'm just saying I'm not sure it's a practical long term solution. 1.2917 0.11228 24 18 5 1
3046 So I guess you’re not ready to laugh at a ‘Locktober Fest’ joke then? 1.2917 0.12739 24 19 3 2
3047 Maybe since we’ve had to push our wedding date twice already, we could just have that gelato now? 1.2917 0.11228 24 18 5 1
3048 This should keep the kids out. 1.2917 0.11228 24 18 5 1
3049 This can’t be what they meant by lockdown.. 1.2917 0.12739 24 19 3 2
3050 I think it’s time we start addressing our fatphobia... 1.2917 0.11228 24 18 5 1
3051 But it comes with a dishwasher... 1.2917 0.11228 24 18 5 1
3052 Think the babysitter will get the message? 1.2917 0.12739 24 19 3 2
3053 Sure, you can get in, but it’ll cut down on impulse snacking. 1.2917 0.09478 24 17 7 0
3054 Clarence in Accounting won’t be eating my leftovers for lunch today. 1.2917 0.12739 24 19 3 2
3055 Finally! A legitimate excuse to order take-out. 1.2917 0.11228 24 18 5 1
3056 I told you we should have stopped after three boys. 1.2917 0.12739 24 19 3 2
3057 She's taking the no snacking between meals rule way too far. 1.2917 0.12739 24 19 3 2
3058 They never understood the word NO 1.2917 0.12739 24 19 3 2
3059 Well, the listing did say it had a childproof kitchen. 1.2917 0.12739 24 19 3 2
3060 I still think we should have gone with stainless steel. 1.2917 0.11228 24 18 5 1
3061 Do you think Mom and Dad are trying to tell us something? 1.2917 0.12739 24 19 3 2
3062 What time does your intermittent fasting end today? 1.2917 0.11228 24 18 5 1
3063 Only till they get back to school. 1.2917 0.11228 24 18 5 1
3064 First we trap the bear, then we can have a beer 1.2917 0.11228 24 18 5 1
3065 Well, it IS cheaper than a diet program. 1.2917 0.11228 24 18 5 1
3066 I think it's time we feed it to the birds. 1.2917 0.11228 24 18 5 1
3067 They finally got the little rascal to stay in time-out. 1.2917 0.11228 24 18 5 1
3068 Our son spends too much time in survivalist chat rooms. 1.2917 0.12739 24 19 3 2
3069 This doesn't need a caption 1.2917 0.12739 24 19 3 2
3070 Harry Houdini designed this kitchen so he could work from home. 1.2917 0.09478 24 17 7 0
3071 I't's the new COVID diet. Not very subtle, but apparently extremely effective. 1.2917 0.11228 24 18 5 1
3072 Mom couldn’t sleep! 1.2917 0.09478 24 17 7 0
3073 Honey, I think booby traps would be better. 1.2917 0.09478 24 17 7 0
3074 Want something to eat or drink? Help yourself. 1.2917 0.11228 24 18 5 1
3075 Looks like my uncle’s basement. 1.2917 0.12739 24 19 3 2
3076 Are you sure this new dietitian you are seeing online is certified honey? 1.2917 0.11228 24 18 5 1
3077 I thinks that's our food delivery at the door. 1.2917 0.12739 24 19 3 2
3078 I know it will get your brother to leave, but what do we do for food until then 1.2917 0.12739 24 19 3 2
3079 Next time I think we should just ask Amazon home grocery delivery to leave on the front steps. 1.2917 0.09478 24 17 7 0
3080 It's only until I lose five pounds" 1.2917 0.11228 24 18 5 1
3081 I’m not sure about the burnished brass bear traps with the stainless steel appliances... 1.2917 0.12739 24 19 3 2
3082 WELL, she did say, 'the recipe was to die for'. 1.2917 0.12739 24 19 3 2
3083 I guess they didn’t use a stager 1.2917 0.14090 24 20 1 3
3084 No guts, no glory. 1.2917 0.14090 24 20 1 3
3085 Do we call The Property Brothers or a dominatrix?? 1.2917 0.12739 24 19 3 2
3086 I still think the dishwasher is the weak point. 1.2917 0.12739 24 19 3 2
3087 Looks like you're serious about this diet. 1.2917 0.12739 24 19 3 2
3088 We could get takeout instead. 1.2917 0.11228 24 18 5 1
3089 Mitch likes to pretend he's Indiana Jones when he raids the refrigerator. 1.2917 0.12739 24 19 3 2
3090 Well I'm going to order a pizza. 1.2917 0.11228 24 18 5 1
3091 I really didn't think trying to stick to the paleo diet would be so perilous. 1.2917 0.11228 24 18 5 1
3092 Do you really think I'm fat? 1.2917 0.12739 24 19 3 2
3093 But are we going to have to live like this every time you decide to go on a diet? 1.2917 0.09478 24 17 7 0
3094 What? You never know who could get in. 1.2917 0.12739 24 19 3 2
3095 Guess we're late with the rent again. 1.2917 0.11228 24 18 5 1
3096 My fear is that the milk will go bad 1.2917 0.12739 24 19 3 2
3097 I don’t know. I think a moat of sharks might be a little over the top. 1.2917 0.09478 24 17 7 0
3098 .. the brochure said 'Jenny Craig meets Houdini' ... 1.2917 0.12739 24 19 3 2
3099 I need a Swiss Army knife, duct tape, and a paper clip. 1.2917 0.12739 24 19 3 2
3100 David Blaine doesn't make it easy to house-sit, does he? 1.2917 0.09478 24 17 7 0
3101 I told you my ex was highly controlling 1.2917 0.09478 24 17 7 0
3102 I feel like theses diet tips might be going a little overboard... 1.2917 0.12739 24 19 3 2
3103 Bet I can eat just one. 1.2917 0.11228 24 18 5 1
3104 Something tells me not to put in an offer on this property. 1.2917 0.11228 24 18 5 1
3105 That bondage gear of your mother's came in handy. 1.2917 0.11228 24 18 5 1
3106 This should slow down our tendency to snack between meals. 1.2917 0.12739 24 19 3 2
3107 The babysitter got a little carried away watching Ghostbusters last night. 1.2917 0.11228 24 18 5 1
3108 I dunno...maybe we should look toward downplaying the S and M look. Minimalism is in now. What do you think? 1.2917 0.14090 24 20 1 3
3109 The couple’s commitment to fighting midnight snacking was medieval. 1.2917 0.09478 24 17 7 0
3110 How about some takeout? 1.2917 0.09478 24 17 7 0
3111 Honey, would fetch me the creamer? 1.2917 0.11228 24 18 5 1
3112 All good, but what about Grub Hub? 1.2917 0.14090 24 20 1 3
3113 Looks like Ben's all in with this new Mad Max Diet. 1.2917 0.11228 24 18 5 1
3114 Since we're already in lockdown mode, I thought I'd start my new, very strict diet. 1.2917 0.11228 24 18 5 1
3115 Now I am having nightmares, too. 1.2917 0.09478 24 17 7 0
3116 At least it'll be less painful than the time we tried to cut back on sex. 1.2917 0.11228 24 18 5 1
3117 Only 6 more pounds to go. 1.2917 0.11228 24 18 5 1
3118 ... and finally, there is nothing to eat in the refrigerator. 1.2917 0.12739 24 19 3 2
3119 Well you know what they say, what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
3120 What the fuck? Where did all this shit come from? 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
3121 It makes you think, “Am I really hungry or am I just bored?” 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
3122 Is that your phone behind the .. never mind” 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
3123 Not exactly what I had in mind when you suggested food play and bondage... 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
3124 «I guess mom wasn’t joking when she said she’s sick of going to the grocery store every day» 1.2857 0.14046 21 17 2 2
3125 There’s always curbside 1.2857 0.10102 21 15 6 0
3126 Just until the Peloton arrives 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
3127 Good thing we can still use the dishwasher..(!) 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
3128 I wanted rustic chic not 5th century medieval. 1.2857 0.10102 21 15 6 0
3129 And what TikTok video is this ? 1.2857 0.14046 21 17 2 2
3130 When I say it’s a gluten free household, Susan, I mean it! 1.2857 0.14046 21 17 2 2
3131 Well, I guess the only one that will be eating anytime soon is our sourdough starter. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
3132 So you’re saying the key just slid right under the fridge? 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
3133 And then when our fasting window opens, the locks and chains turn into donuts. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
3134 It seems like Dad brought home some good leftovers last night 1.2857 0.10102 21 15 6 0
3135 we could also not buy ice cream in the first place. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
3136 Who you gonna call?... 1.2857 0.10102 21 15 6 0
3137 Come on Ted, just pay the contractor 1.2857 0.14046 21 17 2 2
3138 Why bother? He's a teenager. He'll find a way around all of this or he'll just call an UberEats. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
3139 When Caps Lock is on but you hold shift on the first letter. 1.2857 0.14046 21 17 2 2
3140 The current tenants like to keep things private. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
3141 Its called the mouse-trap diet. 1.2857 0.10102 21 15 6 0
3142 She is taking “Leggo my Eggo” to a whole new level! 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
3143 It’s a three step diet plan 1.2857 0.14046 21 17 2 2
3144 Take one for the team, honey. 1.2857 0.10102 21 15 6 0
3145 The third bear trap was admittedly due to an abundance of caution 1.2857 0.10102 21 15 6 0
3146 I’ll cook if you mis en place unless you want to do takeout 1.2857 0.14046 21 17 2 2
3147 This should work “ Right 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
3148 But how will we stop ourselves from ordering delivery? 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
3149 But what else is there to do?! 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
3150 At first I was thinking mid century modern, but then medieval torture chamber came up on Pinterest and I couldn’t resist! 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
3151 I guess mom and dad are getting serious about this “you’re eating us out of house and home” thing 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
3152 We DID say we wanted to start eating local. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
3153 Nope - not enough - he’s 17!! 1.2857 0.14046 21 17 2 2
3154 It's the Key Toe Diet. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
3155 They forgot the barbed wire. 1.2857 0.10102 21 15 6 0
3156 For a moment, they believed the children had eaten them out of house and home for the last time. 1.2857 0.10102 21 15 6 0
3157 i’ve gotten so good at it i STILL make it back before the commercial break ends 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
3158 Wow, I did not realize a chronic liar would put this much effort into "protecting" the truth... 1.2857 0.14046 21 17 2 2
3159 Uhhh, I said I wanted LOX... 1.2857 0.14046 21 17 2 2
3160 You know, you could've just thrown out that mystery meat. 1.2857 0.14046 21 17 2 2
3161 I guess this means I don't get a midnight snack? 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
3162 It's OK! I'll be fine! It's not as dangeous as the damn grocery store and I won't have to wear an f'ing liberal MASK! 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
3163 I don't know why you're upset. The therapist told us to keep things interesting at home. 1.2857 0.10102 21 15 6 0
3164 Honey I told you not to sign that Harper’s letter. 1.2857 0.10102 21 15 6 0
3165 It's rated as the best weight loss program for life...! 1.2857 0.14046 21 17 2 2
3166 I said we have BEER in the fridge! 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
3167 Thai again? 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
3168 I hate to sound negative, but this Torquemada Diet won’t prevent Take Out. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
3169 "Well, it looks like we've done a pretty good job of baby-proofing the kitchen" 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
3170 Sure, but don’t you find the message a little too transparent? 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
3171 So those Zoom Weight Watcher meetings aren’t quite the same as face-to-face, huh? 1.2857 0.10102 21 15 6 0
3172 How big, exactly, is 2.5 microns? 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
3173 Nutrisystems was safer. 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
3174 Whose turn is it to cook? 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
3175 I didn't say it's the Keto Diet. I said it's the Keep Out Diet. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
3176 It's the new Bear Grylls diet, it makes you earn your calories. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
3177 I think we should just go out to eat 1.2857 0.10102 21 15 6 0
3178 I guess no kitchen privileges with this rental! 1.2857 0.10102 21 15 6 0
3179 My roommate ignored my passive aggressive note. 1.2857 0.10102 21 15 6 0
3180 Is any diet really worth this? 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
3181 Well, actually I can’t remember where I hid the keys... 1.2857 0.10102 21 15 6 0
3182 Do you really think your last clean mask is worth it? 1.2857 0.10102 21 15 6 0
3183 Labelling didn't work, maybe this will keep them from stealing my lunch. 1.2857 0.10102 21 15 6 0
3184 You want to just do keto? 1.2857 0.10102 21 15 6 0
3185 Are you sure little Johnny is still in his crib? 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
3186 It's a new twist on Extreme Makeover. 1.2857 0.10102 21 15 6 0
3187 I said I wanted to go on a diet, but this a bit draconian. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
3188 Well, do you want to go first or shall I? 1.2857 0.10102 21 15 6 0
3189 I see your smart kitchen has an opinion about your snacking 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
3190 I decided to help with your diet 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
3191 This should work until we get an exterminator for last month's paella. 1.2857 0.10102 21 15 6 0
3192 I think there may be better ways to fight the COVID 15. 1.2857 0.10102 21 15 6 0
3193 Yes, I'm trying to tell you something... 1.2857 0.14046 21 17 2 2
3194 Maybe it's better if we didn't stay for dinner. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
3195 Lately, I’ve been having a problem with mice 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
3196 My roommate has dietary restrictions. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
3197 This beats the Atkins diet. 1.2857 0.10102 21 15 6 0
3198 On second thought, I’d like to go back to the keto diet. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
3199 Will this work better than keto? 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
3200 I first hired Will Power to curb my appetite. But he failed me. So I hired Mat Lock. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
3201 I think Paleo would have been easier 1.2857 0.10102 21 15 6 0
3202 I think I'll just have my coffee without milk this morning. 1.2857 0.14046 21 17 2 2
3203 I guess you're right: if you lose your arm, you'll lose some weight. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
3204 I said we shouldn't move into a trap house. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
3205 This new diet is definitely working! 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
3206 I'm glad you lost the weight. But I'm ordering takeout. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
3207 Oh crap, now I want a pickle. 1.2857 0.14046 21 17 2 2
3208 It's Your Brother's family. You tell me if you think it will work. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
3209 And you said Escape Rooms wouldn't teach me 'practical' life skills. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
3210 Now to solve the problem of ordering take-out. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
3211 When he says he doesn’t share his recipes, he means it. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
3212 intermittent fasting was your idea! 1.2857 0.14046 21 17 2 2
3213 That reminds me, it's time to change the water filter. 1.2857 0.10102 21 15 6 0
3214 Yes, it’s an admission that cognitive behavioral therapy failed. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
3215 It's called the '50 Shades" Diet. 1.2857 0.10102 21 15 6 0
3216 I still think we should have gone with the black stainless one. 1.2857 0.10102 21 15 6 0
3217 What will Hasbro think up next? 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
3218 That should do it, midnight snacks at his peril 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
3219 We call this the Keto Diet Plus. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
3220 I wanted to put the "die" in "diet" 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
3221 This is your solution to weight gain during a pandemic? 1.2857 0.14046 21 17 2 2
3222 Where's the best place to put the cheese? 1.2857 0.14046 21 17 2 2
3223 What happens in the kitchen stays in the kitchen. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
3224 Can’t figure all this out. Is it Lockdown or Lock Her Up 1.2857 0.10102 21 15 6 0
3225 He ate the key? 1.2857 0.10102 21 15 6 0
3226 This didn't work for "Frog & Toad." 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
3227 I don't know how to tell you this but I left a carton of milk in the car 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
3228 ... And this new installation is called: "Martha Stewart Meets Fifty Shades of Gray". 1.2857 0.14046 21 17 2 2
3229 Maybe we should call for takeout instead. 1.2857 0.10102 21 15 6 0
3230 We're NOT ordering any more STAY-AT-HOME stretch pants! 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
3231 Whatever happened to just trusting in your will power? 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
3232 Let's see that cheesecake escape now! 1.2857 0.14046 21 17 2 2
3233 If this doesn’t help you lose weight, NOTHING will! 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
3234 I want to try intermittent fasting, but I don't trust my willpower... 1.2857 0.10102 21 15 6 0
3235 Not that bad as diet plans go, though I prefer combination locks. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
3236 I was told I was low on iron. 1.2857 0.10102 21 15 6 0
3237 I was wondering what the additional 50 keys were for 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
3238 Plan B is willpower. 1.2857 0.14046 21 17 2 2
3239 I’m pretty sure I know where you hid the Klondike Bars. 1.2857 0.14046 21 17 2 2
3240 Okay, my cravings are gone. Unfortunately, the milk is expiring. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
3241 Now all I can think of are bagels and locks. 1.2857 0.12234 21 16 4 1
3242 Other than that, you can eat whatever you want. 1.2857 0.10102 21 15 6 0
3243 C’mon honey, do it for TikTok. 1.2800 0.09165 25 18 7 0
3244 I *told you* they were too young to watch Indiana Jones... 1.2800 0.10832 25 19 5 1
3245 I think you may have taken this hunter/gatherer thing a little too far, Lenny. 1.2800 0.10832 25 19 5 1
3246 So I guess this is the ‘...or else’ mom was talking about when she said we should pitch in a little more around here. 1.2800 0.12275 25 20 3 2
3247 Memorising all the positions would help during our secret snacking tour at night 1.2800 0.10832 25 19 5 1
3248 ‘It’s still more fun than keto’ 1.2800 0.10832 25 19 5 1
3249 So no snacks between meals then. 1.2800 0.10832 25 19 5 1
3250 Frankly Cindy this is rediculous. I'm still going to get to the bottle of wine before you. 1.2800 0.10832 25 19 5 1
3251 I was inspired by the voting hurdles in the deep south. 1.2800 0.09165 25 18 7 0
3252 Well, it’s easier than Weight Watchers 1.2800 0.12275 25 20 3 2
3253 This seems like a dramatic reaction to your roommate drinking your oat milk. 1.2800 0.10832 25 19 5 1
3254 So when the ad said “guaranteed to get you shredded...” 1.2800 0.12275 25 20 3 2
3255 We’re either going to lose weight or lose a limb. Either way the scales will be lighter. 1.2800 0.12275 25 20 3 2
3256 Noom. 14 Day Trial. Long Term Weight Loss. 1.2800 0.12275 25 20 3 2
3257 I scream, you scream 1.2800 0.13565 25 21 1 3
3258 Takeout again? 1.2800 0.12275 25 20 3 2
3259 So that's how she lost 200 pounds. 1.2800 0.12275 25 20 3 2
3260 Your turn to check the bathroom. 1.2800 0.10832 25 19 5 1
3261 We should make an offer on this house. The appliances look brand new! 1.2800 0.12275 25 20 3 2
3262 I think this diet is going to work 1.2800 0.10832 25 19 5 1
3263 Don’t we also have to exercise more 1.2800 0.09165 25 18 7 0
3264 Snap! 1.2800 0.10832 25 19 5 1
3265 Time to dress up in our BDSM costumes and eat things other than food... 1.2800 0.12275 25 20 3 2
3266 Doing well on the Houdini diet? 1.2800 0.09165 25 18 7 0
3267 All this just because I bought a pint of Ben & Jerry's? 1.2800 0.12275 25 20 3 2
3268 Did you remember to cover the outlets? 1.2800 0.10832 25 19 5 1
3269 Well, I guess it IS easier than counting points. 1.2800 0.10832 25 19 5 1
3270 We have we taken this child proofing a bit too far? 1.2800 0.10832 25 19 5 1
3271 Oh goody, I won't have to do dishes. 1.2800 0.12275 25 20 3 2
3272 Hmmm. What’s missing? 1.2800 0.10832 25 19 5 1
3273 You really put the "die" in "diet". 1.2800 0.10832 25 19 5 1
3274 I told you not to eat her last piece of cheesecake! 1.2800 0.09165 25 18 7 0
3275 Maybe we went a little too far this Passover? 1.2800 0.13565 25 21 1 3
3276 I knew he’d respond poorly to Goldilocks and the Three Bears. 1.2800 0.12275 25 20 3 2
3277 OK, now you can invite your friends over. 1.2800 0.12275 25 20 3 2
3278 It's the hunter-gatherer diet. 1.2800 0.10832 25 19 5 1
3279 And free passage to washing the dishes? It's a trap. 1.2800 0.10832 25 19 5 1
3280 Are we going too far to trap the Cookie Monster? 1.2800 0.12275 25 20 3 2
3281 No touching is strictly enforced. 1.2800 0.10832 25 19 5 1
3282 I know I said it was the biggest rat I'd ever seen, but this may just be a tad too much, dear. 1.2800 0.12275 25 20 3 2
3283 So that’s how she did it. And we thought it was self control 1.2800 0.10832 25 19 5 1
3284 So, Order out? 1.2800 0.12275 25 20 3 2
3285 I told you not to hire that trapper-turned-weight-loss guru. 1.2800 0.10832 25 19 5 1
3286 Mice again? 1.2800 0.10832 25 19 5 1
3287 Impressive. But these fad diets never work. 1.2800 0.10832 25 19 5 1
3288 You'd think they would have better security for the Coca-cola formula. 1.2800 0.10832 25 19 5 1
3289 The previous owners had a bit of a sharing problem. 1.2800 0.10832 25 19 5 1
3290 Um, the limburger cheese expired yesterday. 1.2800 0.10832 25 19 5 1
3291 Maybe we'll just order take-out 1.2800 0.10832 25 19 5 1
3292 The VRBO blurb didn’t mention this. Or the pit bull in the tennis court. 1.2800 0.10832 25 19 5 1
3293 It's a nice start, but he can still call GrubHub. 1.2800 0.10832 25 19 5 1
3294 I think we should do takeout instead. 1.2800 0.09165 25 18 7 0
3295 It's a new diet that's all the rage with Canadian fur trappers and Caribbean pirates 1.2800 0.10832 25 19 5 1
3296 Don't you think a mouse trap would be easier? 1.2800 0.10832 25 19 5 1
3297 To get better results... what if the floor is lava? 1.2800 0.12275 25 20 3 2
3298 I hope it’s no one we know.... 1.2800 0.12275 25 20 3 2
3299 It takes "Chopped" to a whole new level. 1.2800 0.09165 25 18 7 0
3300 I don't know. Maybe we should have just signed up for Weight Watchers. 1.2800 0.12275 25 20 3 2
3301 No more cheat days! 1.2800 0.10832 25 19 5 1
3302 Sure, yah, a smarter mouse trap. 1.2800 0.12275 25 20 3 2
3303 Where’s Junior? 1.2800 0.10832 25 19 5 1
3304 Yes,but is it safe? 1.2800 0.09165 25 18 7 0
3305 Nice try, but I'm still making my pandemic gnocchi. 1.2800 0.09165 25 18 7 0
3306 And you'll lose at least 10lbs on the spot if you get caught in one! 1.2800 0.10832 25 19 5 1
3307 Janet, I’m getting the impression your parents think we’re overweight when we visit them during the summer. 1.2800 0.10832 25 19 5 1
3308 Tell me again, Harold, how you're not passive aggressive? 1.2800 0.12275 25 20 3 2
3309 So, you're saying there's a leftover bear claw? 1.2800 0.10832 25 19 5 1
3310 We shouldn't have told them we weren't going to wear masks 1.2800 0.12275 25 20 3 2
3311 I’ve heard diet culture is a trap, but this seems excessive 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
3312 You know...we could just exercise more. 1.2778 0.10863 18 13 5 0
3313 I hope Goldilocks gets the message this time. 1.2778 0.15771 18 15 1 2
3314 I thought you meant the LOX diet...’ 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
3315 What about the dishwasher? Would that be too much? 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
3316 .... or we could just switch to fat free milk. 1.2778 0.10863 18 13 5 0
3317 So, the kids are working from home for the fall semester, huh? 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
3318 Getting ready for your Mother’s visit. 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
3319 It seems we have everything under control 1.2778 0.15771 18 15 1 2
3320 Maybe we shouldn’t have gotten a smart fridge. 1.2778 0.15771 18 15 1 2
3321 «Maybe they have a freezer in the basement” 1.2778 0.10863 18 13 5 0
3322 Okay, you’re right... time to get a cat. 1.2778 0.10863 18 13 5 0
3323 I think puking would be easier 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
3324 So how’s the new diet going? 1.2778 0.10863 18 13 5 0
3325 With the world the way it is - this doesn’t even scare me out of a cheese stick 1.2778 0.10863 18 13 5 0
3326 And *that’s* your best method to keep me from eating? 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
3327 • “Quarantine problem #47: Impulsive responses to compulsive problems” 1.2778 0.15771 18 15 1 2
3328 Chocolate milk might be worth it. 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
3329 We may have taken this game of mousetrap too far 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
3330 Chain of thoughts 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
3331 What do you think, is that enough!!! 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
3332 My girlfriend is always dropping hints when she wants to go out to eat 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
3333 I think you went a little overboard with the third bear trap 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
3334 It's called nosher distancing. 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
3335 You sure this is an FDA-approved weight loss program? 1.2778 0.15771 18 15 1 2
3336 Wouldn’t keto be easier? 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
3337 It’s all a bit cumbersome. Let’s just go with a virus. 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
3338 Its called the bear trap diet and I think I see how it works 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
3339 The fasting week starts tonight. 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
3340 What's this diet called again? 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
3341 It’s the latest Weightwatchers program. 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
3342 Is this the new Pandemic Pounds Protocol? 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
3343 Think I’ll stick with Weight Watchers 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
3344 We keep our food for thought here. 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
3345 Open access just hasn't been working. 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
3346 This new stimulus plan for restaurants might work, after all. 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
3347 So, I'm guessing takeout? 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
3348 Our interior decorator said that kitchen islands were 'over' so we let him try out something a little more experimental. 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
3349 This wasn't pictured on the Airbnb listing! 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
3350 I don't think this will keep the virus out. 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
3351 One way to beat the lockdown 15. 1.2778 0.10863 18 13 5 0
3352 ... otherwise, the kids will eat us out of house and home. 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
3353 4 months in this 1.2778 0.15771 18 15 1 2
3354 I call it the bear trap diet. 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
3355 It’s only for maskless Thursdays. 1.2778 0.10863 18 13 5 0
3356 Yeah, the Keto diet wasn't working for her. 1.2778 0.10863 18 13 5 0
3357 Locks. No bagels. 1.2778 0.10863 18 13 5 0
3358 I guess I'll just take vitamins. 1.2778 0.10863 18 13 5 0
3359 Maybe we should just order in. 1.2778 0.10863 18 13 5 0
3360 Maybe instead of a 'lockdown' we could just try wearing masks? 1.2778 0.10863 18 13 5 0
3361 Can your next detox be a group decision? 1.2778 0.10863 18 13 5 0
3362 You certainly know how to show restraint. 1.2778 0.10863 18 13 5 0
3363 It’s still less than a diet plan membership 1.2778 0.10863 18 13 5 0
3364 I will be known as the guy who raised the level of competitive eating to survivalist competitive eating. 1.2778 0.15771 18 15 1 2
3365 Should we tell the kids? 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
3366 This is called the Houdini diet. 1.2778 0.15771 18 15 1 2
3367 It’s missing a surprise component. 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
3368 On second thoughts maybe it's a mouse and not a big foot. 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
3369 Maybe you should just call Ghostbusters? 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
3370 So, you're really convinced that Jello mold is going to come after us. 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
3371 I think you should remember you got a C in your statistics class. 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
3372 Either you go first or we eat out 1.2778 0.10863 18 13 5 0
3373 Or we could just start a pandemic that stops us from going food shopping altogether? 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
3374 You didn't forget the key, did you? 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
3375 I never should have made that Covid-19pounds joke. 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
3376 I guess I’’d rather wear a mask 1.2778 0.10863 18 13 5 0
3377 Looks like dad bought ice cream again 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
3378 Ok, but we said no snacks until 4pm. 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
3379 You did remove my insulin first, right? 1.2778 0.15771 18 15 1 2
3380 We shouldn´t have told the new guy that everybody does his own grocery shoppig around here. 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
3381 How many merit badges are left to earn? 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
3382 What was the name of that takeout place again? 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
3383 If it feeds, we can kill it. 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
3384 You said to choose the tough love option 1.2778 0.10863 18 13 5 0
3385 I think left my birth control in the fridge. 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
3386 Take that, Zuul, Gatekeeper of Gozer! 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
3387 No bears have gotten through. 1.2778 0.10863 18 13 5 0
3388 Hmm come to think about it we should have gone with the home security company. 1.2778 0.10863 18 13 5 0
3389 Mom definitely doesn’t want us spoiling our dinner. 1.2778 0.10863 18 13 5 0
3390 I see that we are following the Martha Stewart diet this week. 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
3391 Weight Watchers is really getting serious. 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
3392 This isn't what I meant by "help me with my diet". 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
3393 Coffee ? 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
3394 So....you want Chinese or Italian? 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
3395 You did take the ice cubes out...? 1.2778 0.10863 18 13 5 0
3396 All that for one mouse? 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
3397 All locks and no bagels. I lost 10 pounds in 10 days. 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
3398 Hmm.. I'm pretty sure they have four feet 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
3399 I like this better than the Doberman in front of the pantry. 1.2778 0.10863 18 13 5 0
3400 Intermittent fasting is so COVID-18. "Internment dieting” is where it’s at. 1.2778 0.10863 18 13 5 0
3401 When I said a bear was visiting, I mean a hirsute burly gay man 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
3402 ...And you're saying it's an IPA I haven't tasted before? 1.2778 0.10863 18 13 5 0
3403 I guess Edward is serious about people stealing his yogurts. 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
3404 The intermittent fasting diet should work now... 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
3405 It has completely changed my eating habits. 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
3406 I propose pizza. 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
3407 I still feel safer eating here 1.2778 0.10863 18 13 5 0
3408 What if we just unplugged it? 1.2778 0.10863 18 13 5 0
3409 So, this is your solution to keep us from gaining the mandatory Covid-19 19 lbs.? 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
3410 You know that OA program of yours has really gotten out of control 1.2778 0.10863 18 13 5 0
3411 It’s just for use between 6pm and 8am 1.2778 0.10863 18 13 5 0
3412 Technically, I don’t think you can call this a diet. 1.2778 0.10863 18 13 5 0
3413 Sadomasochism or paranoia? 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
3414 Jenny Craig was a lot less painful. 1.2778 0.10863 18 13 5 0
3415 Grocery stores, bah! I'll build a campfire out back. Tell the kids not to come into the kitchen. 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
3416 Maybe next time we can use an app. 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
3417 Is it worth it for a Trump roast? 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
3418 Dungeon-to-table dining has really taken off. 1.2778 0.15771 18 15 1 2
3419 Tell me again..What have you been feeding your sour doagh starter? 1.2778 0.10863 18 13 5 0
3420 I think we need to take more personal responsibility 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
3421 Do you think the spikes are too much? 1.2778 0.15771 18 15 1 2
3422 A new diet? Why do you ask? 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
3423 This time, I think we might want to talk with Dad about "portion control" instead of having midnight snacks. 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
3424 It’s just as well. You should see what they did in the bathroom. 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
3425 It’s less expensive than Peloton, for staying in shape! 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
3426 I have no idea how Granny still gets to the ice cream. 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
3427 Not bad. But I think we’ll have to add a landmine. 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
3428 When you said you were caught up in things, I didn’t know you meant it literally 1.2727 0.09719 22 16 6 0
3429 Great! Another excuse to not have to go to the grocery store! 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
3430 It’s the 2020 Hunger Games 1.2727 0.09719 22 16 6 0
3431 Life after quarantine 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
3432 Are you sure you don’t just want to start on Monday? 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
3433 The fridge is the perfect example of what matters is on the inside, now how do we get it? 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
3434 Just wait till you see what I've got planned for the Grubhub guy 1.2727 0.13455 22 18 2 2
3435 Everyone suggested tackling new challenges and activities during quarantine. You should see the bedroom. 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
3436 Your obsession with escape rooms has gone too far this time. 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
3437 Looks like Mom and Dad are trying to tell us something. 1.2727 0.09719 22 16 6 0
3438 Apparently it’s an exact replica of Tom Hanks’ kitchen during his ‘Castaway’ prep. 1.2727 0.09719 22 16 6 0
3439 All I'm saying is that's still not going to stop the plums from being eaten. 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
3440 It was then that they realized the threat of inhumanity was no longer a deterrent. 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
3441 Man: So, what’s off limits? Woman: Everything but the kitchen sink 1.2727 0.09719 22 16 6 0
3442 This must be why Grandpa dangled those keys at us when he said he’s “on the top of the food chain in this house”. 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
3443 It’s the only way I can stay on a diet!# 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
3444 I hid the keys in the vegetable drawer. 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
3445 If only Mom were as serious about not cheating on Dad as she is about this diet. 1.2727 0.09719 22 16 6 0
3446 Well, they did say it was a ferociously good sourdough starter. 1.2727 0.09719 22 16 6 0
3447 So, take-out sushi again tonight? 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
3448 Damn. Now I’m kinda hungry. 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
3449 I thought a Houdini themed dinner would be fun... 1.2727 0.13455 22 18 2 2
3450 I think it's safe to assume your parents have a sharing issue. 1.2727 0.09719 22 16 6 0
3451 When simply writing your name on your personal food item isn't enough. 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
3452 What kind of weird-ass burglar does this? 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
3453 so, i was watching this nutritionist's youtube… and she's, like, the most venal, idiotic person i've ever encountered… just a half-sentient trashcan overflowing with late capitalism’s worst instincts and travesties… and anyway, she recommended… 1.2727 0.13455 22 18 2 2
3454 Watch out for that first step, it’s a doozie 1.2727 0.09719 22 16 6 0
3455 Well, this should stave off the corona19. 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
3456 Funny how with all the new stuff, now the flooring looks shabby. 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
3457 I said Halloumi, not Houdini 1.2727 0.13455 22 18 2 2
3458 When it said South Beach Diet, I didn't realize they were referring to Omaha Beach at Normandy. 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
3459 My mom thinks I present as kind of standoff-ish 1.2727 0.09719 22 16 6 0
3460 Maybe we should just send him to fat camp. 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
3461 Okay, he can't get in. Now, what about us?" 1.2727 0.13455 22 18 2 2
3462 Your new diet has promise. 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
3463 Where did you put the scale? 1.2727 0.13455 22 18 2 2
3464 I thought you weren't extreme dieting anymore? 1.2727 0.13455 22 18 2 2
3465 We just need to put up the “ Hope Dies Here” sign, and I think we’re done! 1.2727 0.13455 22 18 2 2
3466 Forget paleo -- I thought we could try the medieval diet. 1.2727 0.13455 22 18 2 2
3467 Officially certified dope. 1.2727 0.13455 22 18 2 2
3468 I think the the last dinner party really got the worried 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
3469 When the bear sees this, he'll just go next door. 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
3470 I guess I’m not really that hungry. 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
3471 What if it's one of us? 1.2727 0.09719 22 16 6 0
3472 Weight Watchers, 2020 Edition 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
3473 Wouldn't it be easier to not buy carbs? 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
3474 But it’s his bedtime. 1.2727 0.09719 22 16 6 0
3475 Let's eat. This art installation is making me hungry. 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
3476 This Paleo diet is really getting challenging. 1.2727 0.09719 22 16 6 0
3477 Nice try, carbs! 1.2727 0.09719 22 16 6 0
3478 It's working. I lost five pounds this week. 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
3479 Please tell me you grabbed the eggs first. 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
3480 Looks like we'll be ordering out again. 1.2727 0.09719 22 16 6 0
3481 I don't know, is stainless steel overdone? 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
3482 So, Uber Eats it is. 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
3483 Are you sure this works against the virus. 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
3484 Maybe there's an app for that. 1.2727 0.09719 22 16 6 0
3485 I hate it when mom goes on a diet. 1.2727 0.09719 22 16 6 0
3486 I think this Noom idea might really work for us. 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
3487 Or we could just put out a Roach Motel. 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
3488 New diet starts today? 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
3489 Intermittent fasting is going to be so much easier than I thought. 1.2727 0.09719 22 16 6 0
3490 For the last time, I was not the one who ate your yogurt. 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
3491 Somehow your Dad still got in there and at the whole cake. 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
3492 I still can’t decide if I’m hungry. 1.2727 0.09719 22 16 6 0
3493 I just wish it sat more than 6. 1.2727 0.13455 22 18 2 2
3494 Let's order take-out today 1.2727 0.09719 22 16 6 0
3495 Relax—the Scotch is under the sink. 1.2727 0.09719 22 16 6 0
3496 My friends swear by this diet Frank Buckley Andover MA 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
3497 The dissuasive diet is working. 1.2727 0.13455 22 18 2 2
3498 Well, this really puts the ‘die’ in diet. 1.2692 0.10463 26 20 5 1
3499 You could've just written your name on the yogurt's cap 1.2692 0.11842 26 21 3 2
3500 I hear they'll reopen our kitchen in phase 3. 1.2692 0.08871 26 19 7 0
3501 Have you considered that this means the mouse wins? 1.2692 0.11842 26 21 3 2
3502 Get a designer kitchen, you said. It would add that certain something to our home, you said. 1.2692 0.11842 26 21 3 2
3503 It’s ok, honey. The lockdown orders have been confusing. 1.2692 0.10463 26 20 5 1
3504 how to fight obesity? 1.2692 0.10463 26 20 5 1
3505 What do we do after Cheat Day? 1.2692 0.10463 26 20 5 1
3506 Who's going to give it a test run? 1.2692 0.10463 26 20 5 1
3507 Well, it is one big rat! 1.2692 0.10463 26 20 5 1
3508 Well, if it keeps your mother from making her holiday left-over surprise... 1.2692 0.10463 26 20 5 1
3509 I'm telling you, I didn't eat her yogurt. 1.2692 0.10463 26 20 5 1
3510 Is Mom trying to tell us something about the new diet? 1.2692 0.11842 26 21 3 2
3511 All I see is a bunch of things that want to eat. Shall we order in? 1.2692 0.10463 26 20 5 1
3512 Those bears will never escape! 1.2692 0.08871 26 19 7 0
3513 So this is Peloton’s new in-home service? Wow, honey. This really works for, um, you. 1.2692 0.11842 26 21 3 2
3514 And it has Zero calories! 1.2692 0.10463 26 20 5 1
3515 The showroom's "Do Not Touch" sign wasn't working, apparently. 1.2692 0.11842 26 21 3 2
3516 Let’s play a game! The floor is 2020 1.2632 0.14989 19 16 1 2
3517 It’s only until they develop a vaccine 1.2632 0.14989 19 16 1 2
3518 Hasbro Games presents “Mouse Trap 2.0” 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3519 - Perhaps it’s better if we rub all the spikes with hand sanitizer 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3520 Sweetie, call the sellers and tell them that we forgot the kitchen’s safe word again. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3521 It’s the 2020 version of Mousetrap. 1.2632 0.14989 19 16 1 2
3522 Well...at least we'll save on groceries next month? 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
3523 Maybe we should try intermittent fasting again 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
3524 Well, the AirBNB notes mention there's some good takeout options nearby 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
3525 My safe word is keto. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3526 The contractor said it’ll be another week before it’s finished. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3527 Houdini has been trying to cut down on snacks 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
3528 Maybe we should just stop taking ambien 1.2632 0.14989 19 16 1 2
3529 ‘I don’t know about you, but I think it might be a trap’ 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3530 Way to go, our beer’s in there. 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
3531 To submit your caption, leave it as a comment below the hanging cage of doom, just next to the spikes of misery and beside the gin traps of eternity. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3532 Easier than counting your macros 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3533 I like it Frank! But, do you think the refrigerator feels like we’re infringing on it’s rights? 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3534 Want Chinese? 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3535 Do you think it’s enough? 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
3536 There were some leftover pieces in the ikea set. So i improvised. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3537 Putting the “die” in diet 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3538 Simile or metaphor tonight? 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3539 This must be the psychological aspect of Noom they keep talking about 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3540 They call it Paleo. 1.2632 0.14989 19 16 1 2
3541 I get it. You want me to lose those quarantine pounds! 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
3542 Well, it’s still better than CrossFit. 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
3543 It’s the only diet I’ve found that works 💁🏻‍♀️ 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3544 So... your dad was serious about that leftover cheesecake? 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
3545 We’re safe from the coronavirus right? 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3546 It’s not just ‘Of the moment’ restaurants, dieting can also be experiential. 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
3547 Pandemic diet plan. 1.2632 0.14989 19 16 1 2
3548 Wow, so you weren’t kidding, about leveling up the game of Mousetrap 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3549 You know what? I'm going to go ahead and make that Facebook post anyway. 1.2632 0.14989 19 16 1 2
3550 'Takeout?' 'Takeout.' 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3551 we should have done this babe in the beginning of quarantine 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
3552 I heard that this is how Jonah Hill did it. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3553 First a rat called me gentrifier, now they’re getting organized 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3554 Chocolate or Vanilla? 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3555 Does this mean we can’t eat? 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3556 And yet I continue to binge eat! 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3557 So, the yogurt's in there? Right? 1.2632 0.14989 19 16 1 2
3558 It’s so 2020! 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3559 and I deleted Uber Eats off your phone 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3560 Do you think this'll keep Trump away from his phone? 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3561 I really see this as the artist’s physical manifestation and interpretation of 2020 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
3562 What do you think Mom is trying to say? 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3563 They say it works better than Keto 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
3564 Intermittent fasting hasn’t actually been that hard for me 1.2632 0.14989 19 16 1 2
3565 I'm lactose intolerant. 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
3566 Joe’s pizza kinda night 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3567 Shackles bound in empty grace 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3568 I crawl, you jump? 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3569 I got the idea after watching that video of those squirrels trying to get to the bird-feeder. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3570 I think we finally figured out this working from home thing 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3571 We should have just done lasers. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3572 Preparing for 2021 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
3573 The only way to battle the "Quarantine 15" 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3574 ... and then if we're still not losing anything, I guess we can always try exercise. 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
3575 Wanna go get something to eat? 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
3576 This will help bridge the gap between our intermittent fasting and keto diet 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3577 I have two duck sauce packets in my purse. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3578 It' s the Dr. Atkins de Sade Diet. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3579 And this is my cheat day. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3580 After all that, I forget what we were hiding. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3581 Stay home. Stay safe. Stay out of the kitchen! 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3582 How long did you say your roommate naps for? 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3583 You could just try *not* taking Ambien. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3584 Looks like the kitchen tested positive. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3585 I'm so glad we finally child-proofed the kitchen! 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3586 So this is like, the opposite of an escape room? 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3587 this new diet is all about restraint. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3588 Nah. How 'bout takeout? 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3589 Perhaps we shouldn't trust Air B&B... 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
3590 The posts were right. It is a killer B+B. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3591 Maybe a simple 'Limit Yourself' ' sign would have been enough. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3592 That took a lot of work! Wanna go out to lunch? 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
3593 The key to a successful diet is avoiding traps. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3594 I think I left the keys in the crisper. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3595 Maybe we should go back to weight watchers. 1.2632 0.14989 19 16 1 2
3596 What did the fridge ever do to you? 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3597 Wouldn't it have been better to just stick to the diet? 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
3598 OK, now we can take our Ambien. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3599 The Indiana Jones diet. I like it! 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3600 Ethel’s husband was on a diet. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3601 They call it the Houdini Diet. 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
3602 Had to do something - crossed the pandemic 5 to 10 and climbing. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3603 Wait'll you get a load of what I've done in the wine cellar. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3604 Goldilocks hasn't been the same since that camping trip. 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
3605 The prior owner wrote diet books. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3606 At least liquor stores are still open 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3607 Good job sweetie, but the bear wouldn’t come in, if you just fixed the door! 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3608 You think it's safe to take the toilet paper out now that the panic buying has subsided? 1.2632 0.14989 19 16 1 2
3609 The last 5 pounds truly are the toughest, but is this cheating? 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
3610 I'll give fifty bucks if you get me a yogurt. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3611 There must be a better way of keeping Dad on his diet. 1.2632 0.14989 19 16 1 2
3612 Even if Harry makes it out of the fridge, the blindfold will be his downfall! 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3613 Honey, I think your midnight snacking has gotten out of hand. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3614 It’s the new “Game of Thrones’ Diet! 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3615 My escapologist housemate is still working from home. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3616 got milk? 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
3617 It's the Houdini diet; my sister swears by it. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3618 Finally, a diet plan to die for. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3619 Uh . . . I think I left the keys under the butter. 1.2632 0.14989 19 16 1 2
3620 I don't know. Do you thinks it's a bit overkill? 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
3621 I find I’m not disciplined enough to fast for 16 straight hours without a little negative reinforcement. 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
3622 I finally found a diet plan that works for me. 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
3623 I dont think this is what oprah had in mind. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3624 So, you know how I tried freezing my credit card in a block of ice? 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
3625 She doesn't like anyone touching her food. 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
3626 Just in case those lobsters get any ideas before dinner. 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
3627 Paleo was so yesterday honey, it’s time we give Medieval Dungeon diet a chance. 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
3628 Next time we visit your parents I think it would be a good idea to bring our own food. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3629 I told you not to let the Uber Eats driver into the kitchen! 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3630 Oh, the Airbnb listing mentioned `inconvenient' kitchen. Who knew... 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
3631 Dang, I forget to get milk. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3632 Delivery or carryout? 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3633 You think we should eat out tonight? 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3634 Have you considered take-out" 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
3635 I only asked your mother if I could make breakfast. 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
3636 Maybe a drive-thru this week? 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3637 So .... you DO think I look fat? 1.2632 0.14989 19 16 1 2
3638 I get it “no more midnight snacks”. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3639 On the bright side, we won't have to wear a mask! 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3640 ...but doing delivery again feels like such a cop-out... 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
3641 If this diet plan doesn't work, nothing will. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3642 Guess it’s takeout again. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3643 It's something Dr. Atkins confided in a secret diary. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3644 I only asked for plenty of lox. 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
3645 Well, Ok, I’ve got a straightened paper clip. It’s worth a try. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3646 I hear crash diets can be dangerous. 1.2632 0.14989 19 16 1 2
3647 You know, fad diets never work. 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
3648 How hungry are you, dear? 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3649 We still haven't caught the midnight snacker. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3650 I guess we're eating out tonight. 1.2632 0.14989 19 16 1 2
3651 Domino’s” It is ! 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3652 I thought the distancing thing would work. 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
3653 You should see where they keep the toilet paper. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3654 I'd hoped for a raid, but I'll settle for a siege. 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
3655 And I always thought our parents had a boring life. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3656 It's the Indiana Jones diet. You use the grocery money and eat out. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3657 I just hope you don't start walking in your sleep again. 1.2632 0.14989 19 16 1 2
3658 I still think we’d have been better off using all this for the feral hogs. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3659 Remember when weight watchers used to be about points? 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
3660 It might seem drastic, but its either this or make him transfer to a school guaranteed to open in the fall. 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
3661 Tom must have been the last person to find some toilet paper. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3662 So this is that new killer diet. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3663 No covid 19 here 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
3664 It almost seems like a trap. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3665 My doctor said "do whatever is necessary to keep you on your diet." 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
3666 John, you know the fridge can't really run away, right? Those are just prank calls 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3667 I think you've taken this dieting thing a little too far. 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
3668 Or, we could let Cuddles become an outdoor bear. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3669 Well, I think it's safe to give the kids the house for the weekend. 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
3670 It's quick-start paleo. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3671 These new diet fads are getting a little extreme. 1.2632 0.14989 19 16 1 2
3672 I dunno. He's a pretty smart dog." 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
3673 Now Johnny will stop snacking at all hours, once and for all. 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
3674 Ummm...I can't seem to find my cellphone... 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3675 'Kitchen Magician' is catchy but I don't see a second act here. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3676 I don’t think Mom is taking her new diet seriously enough. 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
3677 Mom’s getting pretty serious about limiting trips to the supermarket. 1.2632 0.14989 19 16 1 2
3678 Lets just call weight watchers...... 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
3679 Maybe should have researched S&M Kitchen design more throuhly. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3680 Wouldn't it be easier to just kill him? 1.2632 0.14989 19 16 1 2
3681 If this doesn't curtail the late-night munchies then we'll have to consider more severe measures. 1.2632 0.14989 19 16 1 2
3682 Perhaps, we should give Noom another try. 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
3683 What's the message here? 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3684 But it really does put the 'die' back in diet. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3685 It’s the American Carnage diet. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3686 I think they store the toilet paper here! 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3687 Now I see why the only review said 'Scarebnb!' 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
3688 I really am upset with Johnnies take home exam for his Houdini class. 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
3689 It's ok. I'll order take out. 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
3690 Looks like someone doesn't want us to eat anymore banana bread! 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3691 So, takeout or delivery? 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3692 Or we could just get a roommate we can trust... 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3693 MY vote: we don't rent this apartment. The terms are way to restrictive. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3694 ...delivery it is 1.2632 0.14989 19 16 1 2
3695 Ready on our side. Now let's see if you really are one of the world's greatest escape artists. 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
3696 Did you forget the password?? 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
3697 I guess Mom was serious about it being time for us to get our own place. 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
3698 More effective than intermittent fasting! 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3699 So, what do you wanna do while Mom & Dad are gone? 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3700 In support of local restaurants, I've shut down our kitchen. 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
3701 Do you think we can get back in before the milk spoils? 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
3702 I know, I know, but that's what the diet book said to do. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3703 I said I was sorry for eating the good cheese... 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3704 Do I get the point? 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
3705 I guess Mom's really serious about that diet... 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3706 I guess Mom's really serious about the new diet this time. 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
3707 I never realized their food fetish was that serious. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3708 You think that will stop a 16 y.o. boy? 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3709 Bondage is for the bedroom. I want a Twinkie. 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
3710 Now we have something to do during the quarantine. 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
3711 We wouldn’t have to eat the whole thing. 1.2632 0.14989 19 16 1 2
3712 This’ll do it. By next month, our budget will be peanuts. 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
3713 The month-old casserole in the back grew legs and I panicked. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3714 I keep my impulses to go outside inside 1.2632 0.14989 19 16 1 2
3715 Honey, wait till you see the new pantry. 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
3716 Whatever is growing in there isn't getting out any time soon. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3717 oh no! someone broke into our house 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3718 The Rick Steves article did say that home exchanges can be a little tricky at times. 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
3719 Ok, so did you really hide the toilet roll in there? 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3720 I don't know about this new fad diet... 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
3721 Last week it was a "Do Not Disturb" sign on her bedroom door. 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
3722 I guess it makes sense that so long as you locked up all the cabinets and food storage units you didn't need to lock up the dishwasher. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3723 When I said baby proof the house I didn’t mean like this. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3724 I’m sorry. I didn’t know it was a Bearbnb. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3725 I think we're taking this diet thing a little too far, don't you think honey?! 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
3726 I don't think Mom wants us to raid her kitchen. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3727 Now if your parents try to visit - wham! 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3728 They call it the quarantine diet. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3729 I think your parents are sending some kind of message. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3730 Next week? 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3731 This should keep our teenage son and his buddies out of the beer while we're gone. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3732 So we're trying the new impaleo diet that everyone on social media has been talking about. 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
3733 Or, we could just get takeout. 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
3734 So no sharing beyond the coffee maker, huh? 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
3735 This Medieval diet might actually work! 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3736 I swear, I'll stop taking Ambien! 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3737 The new child safety locks have gone a bit over the top. 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
3738 It's the new Trent Reznor Home Collection from RH. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3739 Great! ...Now what was it we’re so afraid of, again? 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
3740 Ready for Phase 2 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3741 Should be enough for the Sunday open house, right? 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3742 This is making me hungry 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3743 Chastity! Oh my,things have changed 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3744 Yeah,it's a new Jaws of Death Covid Diet 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3745 After he's caught, then what?? 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
3746 You didn't eat my mother's last yogurt again, did you 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3747 Actually, I think I would like that yogurt now. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3748 THE HOUDINI DIET PLAN 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
3749 You don’t think it’s overkill, right? 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
3750 Sorry, the lockdown order is for all indoor dining establishments. 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
3751 Okey now it´s official... no more comfort food. 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
3752 Is this what Capitalism looks like? 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3753 I guess we need to order out. 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
3754 There. That ought to hold until lunch. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3755 So this is keto? 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3756 Rats are more clever than I thought. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3757 But then again, it is guacamole. 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
3758 Your mother thinks I'm fat, doesn't she? 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3759 No, I'm not on a diet. Why do you ask? 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
3760 Your too protective of your secret recipes. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3761 Now we don’t have to order from InstantCart so much! 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3762 So that is where he keeps the Purell. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3763 Let's catch that d... virus once and for all. 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
3764 All the relator said was “Kitchen access will be granted to thee if you solve my riddles three!” 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
3765 So you’re doing Keto? 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
3766 So...cereal? 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
3767 This is how you address food insecurity? 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3768 So I've gained a little weight, so what? 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3769 I thought we'd play Hunger Games, I'll be Katniss. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3770 This must be the new Medieval Diet. 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
3771 You don't fool with sourdough starter. 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
3772 I think just wearing a mask is easier. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3773 I think our child proofing is much better than the stuff you can buy. 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
3774 It's from the David Blaine Kitchenware Collection 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
3775 Um, I’m not sure this Escape Room Snack Bar is worth it... 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3776 Oh, right. They said their cereal and milk are fortified. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3777 I wouldn't eat snakes without butter. I'm pretty sure of that. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3778 I think mom and dad want us to move out. 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
3779 I hear people are gaining weight during the pandemic. Can't they just apply a little willpower, like us? 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
3780 Why do you hate my parents? 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
3781 I guess that's another way to approach Intermittent Fasting. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3782 It's called the Alcatraz diet. 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
3783 So I'm reading a book called 'Willpower: It's Overrated.' 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
3784 I really have the munchies but I seem to be hallucinating. 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
3785 I always get trapped into to these fad diets 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3786 We could just try jogging. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3787 Maybe we'll just get takeout 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
3788 Of course I can smell it! But I think Frank wants us to leave it alone. 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
3789 I agreed to a diet but not a deadly one. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3790 I don't think your mom wants me in her kitchen hun. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3791 My downstairs neighbor is a complainer, otherwise there definitely would be a moat. 1.2632 0.14989 19 16 1 2
3792 The meal-box people were here. Did you read the fine-print? 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3793 Just till I lose ten pounds. 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
3794 I hope the other rooms are more romantic!! 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3795 What if I just want ice cubes? 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3796 Damn! I just wanted another cookie. 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
3797 I took you up on that "There'll be snacking over my dead body." comment. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3798 When did the mayonnaise become self-aware? 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3799 I officially start my diet today! 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3800 Mom and Dad were never subtle. 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
3801 Doesn't really matter now. Everything is being delivered. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3802 This should help Dad with his colonoscopy prep. 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
3803 You're right... there are bear traps in the kitchen. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3804 The realtor said all the appliances come with the place, but I'm not sure I want what's in there.... 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
3805 I dunno, it might be a trap. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3806 And you're absolutely sure Jenny Craig won't work? 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3807 I think that this is a case where the solution is worse than the problem. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3808 It’s a new diet I’m trying. I can eat anything I want! 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3809 Or we could just not buy Cool Whip. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3810 It's only until we get back to our pre-isolation weight, right? 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3811 It's child-proof, sure, but is it teen-proof? 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
3812 I think we may have overdone it sweetheart". 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3813 Who keeps the key? 1.2632 0.10379 19 14 5 0
3814 I think I hear the Mister Softee truck outside. 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
3815 My sleepwalking is getting out of control! 1.2609 0.11277 23 18 4 1
3816 The unboxing video for this one said that it can only trap one protestor at a time 1.2609 0.09362 23 17 6 0
3817 I think we’ll see results from adding all this iron into our diet. 1.2609 0.09362 23 17 6 0
3818 Oh, honey, how can we get all of our food? Now it's time to challenge our brain how to survive! 1.2609 0.11277 23 18 4 1
3819 How about curbside pick-up? 1.2609 0.12911 23 19 2 2
3820 wouldn’t it be easier to just buy lactose free milk? 1.2609 0.09362 23 17 6 0
3821 The farmers market produce is to die for! 1.2609 0.11277 23 18 4 1
3822 I’m so glad we switched to raw food diet 1.2609 0.11277 23 18 4 1
3823 I thought I told you I invited the Berenstain’s for dinner—yes, it is BerenSTAIN. 1.2609 0.09362 23 17 6 0
3824 Um, your potato salad's not THAT good. 1.2609 0.11277 23 18 4 1
3825 This way we don't need a camera 1.2609 0.11277 23 18 4 1
3826 If we just don't eat, we can make this toilet paper last though Tuesday. 1.2609 0.12911 23 19 2 2
3827 « I know PPE is scarce, but aren’t you taking this a bit too far? » 1.2609 0.11277 23 18 4 1
3828 We've completed the lockdown guidelines; now we wait to see if we catch the thing. 1.2609 0.11277 23 18 4 1
3829 When I told you that healthy diet choices begin at the store, I meant the supermarket. 1.2609 0.11277 23 18 4 1
3830 Well, Professor? Bella Ciao? 1.2609 0.11277 23 18 4 1
3831 Now we just need the glass shards. 1.2609 0.11277 23 18 4 1
3832 Ironically, I think we've already burned off all our Covid weight with this project." 1.2609 0.09362 23 17 6 0
3833 how long is your escapologist cousin staying? I need the milk for a cup of coffee? 1.2609 0.11277 23 18 4 1
3834 It's thoughtful, but not quite what I had in mind when I said I was in the mood for something gamey. 1.2609 0.09362 23 17 6 0
3835 You can drink as much as you want, but only water. 1.2609 0.09362 23 17 6 0
3836 I'm still worried about Harry Foodini! 1.2609 0.11277 23 18 4 1
3837 Maybe you took “lockdown” too literally 1.2609 0.11277 23 18 4 1
3838 We'll be avoiding carbohydrates 1.2609 0.11277 23 18 4 1
3839 Wow. Violet was serious when she said she was giving up ice cream for lent. 1.2609 0.12911 23 19 2 2
3840 But now how are we going to get that glorious bottle of chilled white zinfandel? 1.2609 0.11277 23 18 4 1
3841 they say the best things in life are just out of reach 1.2609 0.11277 23 18 4 1
3842 The Year 2020, Anything is Possible! 1.2609 0.11277 23 18 4 1
3843 GrubHub again? 1.2609 0.09362 23 17 6 0
3844 Obviously, it’s white truffle season! David Stern, Los Angeles 1.2609 0.11277 23 18 4 1
3845 Maybe it isn’t a mouse 1.2609 0.09362 23 17 6 0
3846 Can't we just go back to pilates? 1.2609 0.12911 23 19 2 2
3847 This must be Your Mothers way of letting us know it’s time for us to move out 1.2609 0.11277 23 18 4 1
3848 It's like Noom, but with consequences. 1.2609 0.11277 23 18 4 1
3849 My friend lost both hands the first week on this diet and didn't feel hungry. 1.2609 0.09362 23 17 6 0
3850 I don’t know which is worse — avoiding COVID-19 or avoiding the COVID 15. 1.2593 0.11439 27 22 3 2
3851 They call it "Lose Weight or Else," but we're still allowed to leave the house, so I dunno. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
3852 I’m not sure three is enough for the fridge. 1.2593 0.10117 27 21 5 1
3853 At least it's better than wearing a mask 1.2500 0.11180 16 12 4 0
3854 Now. Now, we’re ready for the second wave. 1.2500 0.14434 16 13 2 1
3855 The only diet that recieved five stars from both Weight Watchers and Field & Stream 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
3856 Quarantine Fitness Lifestyle. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
3857 I used to think calling apartment hunting in nyc 'a nightmare' was exaggerating 1.2500 0.14434 16 13 2 1
3858 So I just finished ‘Mindless Eating’ 1.2500 0.11180 16 12 4 0
3859 I guess now’s the time to tell you it wasn’t a bear who raided the kitchen... it was me 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
3860 So, do you want to release the kids or should I? 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
3861 So...Taco Bell again? @b_a_bourgeois 1.2500 0.14281 20 17 1 2
3862 And they say dieting doesn't work 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
3863 Husband: "Bear with me on this one" 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
3864 All things considered, I'm feeling pretty ok with the outcome!! 1.2500 0.17078 16 14 0 2
3865 Let's see our fridge try to run now. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
3866 It was a suggestion from Pinterest. 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
3867 A simple 'Don't touch my leftovers' would have sufficed. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
3868 Desperate times call for desperate measures. 1.2500 0.14281 20 17 1 2
3869 Do these things still spark joy? If not, it’s time to de-clutter. 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
3870 Is it TOO much, though? 1.2500 0.14281 20 17 1 2
3871 When your friend says, I'll help you rid the skeletons in your closet. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
3872 Of course I trust our Feederal Reserve System! 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
3873 Ever skin a rabbit dear? 1.2500 0.14281 20 17 1 2
3874 I didn’t realize when you said your new diet will ‘cost an arm and a leg,’... 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
3875 Now we won’t eat just because we are bored! 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
3876 And this is why I don't like Monday. 1.2500 0.11180 16 12 4 0
3877 So, Chinese take out tonight? 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
3878 Do you remember the password to open the safe and take out the keys? 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
3879 I think I’ll have an apple 1.2500 0.14434 16 13 2 1
3880 So, how’s the intermittent fasting going? 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
3881 How long do you think we can resist?! 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
3882 'It's not very symmetrical...' 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
3883 I'm hopeful this will help us both get rid of the covid 19 pounds we've gained. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
3884 Let’s do takeout 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
3885 Are you sure that is how the "Hunger Games" are played? 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
3886 I still don’t see how this is “cheaper than a Peloton” 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
3887 We've got time... 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
3888 Was this membership billed monthly? 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
3889 do you think this stuff comes with the house? 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
3890 The life coach has started overstepping some boundaries 1.2500 0.14281 20 17 1 2
3891 . The key is to try! 1.2500 0.11180 16 12 4 0
3892 Are we sure this is the right diet for us? 1.2500 0.14281 20 17 1 2
3893 You said to hold you accountable. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
3894 OK. You’ve sold me on the Peloton. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
3895 I guess weight watchers didn't work, huh? 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
3896 Apparently the kids want us to order out. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
3897 It's like paleo but more of an authentic experience. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
3898 What kind of Scooby Doo shit is this 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
3899 hmm... look, I'm thinking we need more bear traps 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
3900 The padlocks alone didn’t work for June 1.2500 0.14434 16 13 2 1
3901 'But I'm hungry now' 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
3902 I told you we shouldn't have used Jen's coffee creamer 1.2500 0.11180 16 12 4 0
3903 I didn't think this is what you meant when you said you have a kink for denial. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
3904 The lockdown will be lifted in 20 pounds 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
3905 I think the spikes will be the perfect replacement for our welcome mat. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
3906 You got something out for diner, right? 1.2500 0.14281 20 17 1 2
3907 I was just joking! Of course I would NOT die for having a midnight snack! 1.2500 0.11180 16 12 4 0
3908 Yeah, you’ve totally got this. 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
3909 The reviews didn’t mention this 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
3910 i forget- is it my turn to be bait, or is it yours 1.2500 0.14434 16 13 2 1
3911 It’s IKEA’s new Dyët kitchen. 1.2500 0.14281 20 17 1 2
3912 With the way 2020 is going, this should keep Zuul out of the apartment 1.2500 0.14281 20 17 1 2
3913 They say it's all about portion control. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
3914 Do I really need the ice cream? 1.2500 0.11180 16 12 4 0
3915 I could handle the heat but this is a little excessive. 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
3916 Do you think she’s taking Ramadan a little too seriously? 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
3917 I can still get through 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
3918 Is my cooking really that bad? 1.2500 0.14281 20 17 1 2
3919 There’s always takeout. 1.2500 0.10851 24 19 4 1
3920 Honey, is this a inquisition? 1.2500 0.11180 16 12 4 0
3921 We did wash our hands before touching anything!! 1.2500 0.14281 20 17 1 2
3922 So... do you think she’ll care if I eat her leftovers? 1.2500 0.14281 20 17 1 2
3923 maybe making pot legal was not such a good idea 1.2500 0.14434 16 13 2 1
3924 Challenge accepted! 1.2500 0.14281 20 17 1 2
3925 This is absolutely the last diet plan I'll ever try" 1.2500 0.14434 16 13 2 1
3926 I don't know? I think the kids will see this as the new "Floor is Lava" challenge 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
3927 Ok but what about July 5th? 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
3928 Double dare. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
3929 I wonder if getting a mask could help us now 1.2500 0.17078 16 14 0 2
3930 First let’s try it WITHOUT the blindfolds. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
3931 Maybe a cat would have done the trick. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
3932 Did you read through the food delivery app’s user agreement? Me neither. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
3933 I guess we're trying intermittent fasting again 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
3934 So babe this was your plan to avoid binge eating? 1.2500 0.14434 16 13 2 1
3935 You could have just told me you wanted to get takeout. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
3936 Listen man, this won’t end quarantine. 1.2500 0.14434 16 13 2 1
3937 Do you think this is enough to keep the cat from the treats? 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
3938 Your mom really doesn’t want us to spoil our appetites. 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
3939 The midnight snack challenge. 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
3940 But we got takeout last night. 1.2500 0.11180 16 12 4 0
3941 Always fit, never fat" @b_a_bourgeoi 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
3942 i think we can say we are finally safe 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
3943 I thought the beer was still in the cooler on the deck." 1.2500 0.14434 16 13 2 1
3944 Now if only I could remember where I hid the key from myself 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
3945 Get me my phone I need to put this on insta 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
3946 totally effective while at the same time beautiful! 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
3947 That's not what I expected when you said your nutricionist was unorthordox ! 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
3948 Cheaper than buying a Peloton. 1.2500 0.11180 16 12 4 0
3949 Probably should have grabbed the ketchup before we locked up. 1.2500 0.14434 16 13 2 1
3950 What do you think...is it worth it? 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
3951 So... How long are we doing this diet thing again? 1.2500 0.14434 16 13 2 1
3952 Maybe just use a good cleaner? 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
3953 We could always order take-out 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
3954 Your parents seemed so excited to have us over for dinner when we spoke on the phone ... 1.2500 0.11180 16 12 4 0
3955 I think we're good! 1.2500 0.14434 16 13 2 1
3956 Chose already: it’s either ice cream or you scream. 1.2500 0.14434 16 13 2 1
3957 Hum...not sure...did we lock everything? 1.2500 0.14281 20 17 1 2
3958 And this is where I keep my severed heads. 1.2500 0.14281 20 17 1 2
3959 The Hunger games 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
3960 Food, Interrupted 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
3961 We'll always have Door Dash. 1.2500 0.14281 20 17 1 2
3962 It’s very ‘Avant Guard.’ 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
3963 Well it does seem excessive to catch one little mouse. 1.2500 0.14434 16 13 2 1
3964 Mom mentioned something about a high-school reunion coming up? 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
3965 No, we can’t. Diet ends tomorrow. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
3966 I’m thinking takeout tonight. 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
3967 I guess the kids really do want us to order out. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
3968 I think the porridge is safe. 1.2500 0.14434 16 13 2 1
3969 Are you sure you don't want to eat out? 1.2500 0.11180 16 12 4 0
3970 No worries... I saw something exactly like this on MasterClass... 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
3971 We should have put the food in first and locked . 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
3972 I have reviewed the reviewed the risks and benefits with my doctor. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
3973 Let's see if he can get out again this time" 1.2500 0.14281 20 17 1 2
3974 And what happens during the hours we aren't fasting? 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
3975 Are you sure this is based on Cognitive Behavioral Therapy? 1.2500 0.11180 16 12 4 0
3976 Yeah, and may the odds be ever in your favor, too, “Ambien-boy.” 1.2500 0.14281 20 17 1 2
3977 NBC’s new summer game show. 1.2500 0.14281 20 17 1 2
3978 When did you put him in there? 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
3979 I would have done the dishes if you’d asked. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
3980 The landlord said it was a quintessential New York apartment 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
3981 I can’t believe you lost the keys! 1.2500 0.14281 20 17 1 2
3982 There just wasn't any other way around it. 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
3983 I take it hypnotherapy didn't work. 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
3984 i assume you're taking this new diet serious? 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
3985 Why does he have to keep his tax returns in our kitchen? 1.2500 0.17078 16 14 0 2
3986 Ugh, is it Yom Kippur already? 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
3987 In my roommate's defense,I did eat her pretzels that one time... 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
3988 Getting prepared for my brother's visit, I see. 1.2500 0.11180 16 12 4 0
3989 I can still hit the drive-thru. 1.2500 0.11180 16 12 4 0
3990 If you hold back the falling cage, I'll trip the bear traps so you can pick the locks. 1.2500 0.14281 20 17 1 2
3991 How long did you say your mom was staying? 1.2500 0.11180 16 12 4 0
3992 So, no yogurt today? 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
3993 The bear trap diet seems to be working 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
3994 I've heard of extreme dieting, but this is definitely next level. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
3995 Do you think our hording is safe? 1.2500 0.14434 16 13 2 1
3996 You’re right, it won’t stop us. 1.2500 0.14434 16 13 2 1
3997 You really think this will curb the snacking? 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
3998 Whad'ya say we order out tonight? 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
3999 The clan-of-the-cave-bear diet has a considerable initial outlay, but once it's set up the pounds melt away like butter in the sun. 1.2500 0.14281 20 17 1 2
4000 For some reason, I'm just not that hungry anymore. 1.2500 0.11180 16 12 4 0
4001 Am guessing free snacks are not part of the open house tour ? 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
4002 What are you going to do about take out? 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
4003 Well, I guess we're ordering Postmates. 1.2500 0.12409 24 20 2 2
4004 You're right, the spikes are overkill. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
4005 I think you've been reading too much Foucault... 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
4006 Gee,I'd hate to see what your roommate did with the toilette paper. 1.2500 0.14434 16 13 2 1
4007 It's very similar to Atkins. 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
4008 I feel like eating out again! 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
4009 Honey I know you’re trying to prove a point to the kids, but.... 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
4010 So, I'm thinking, the subtitle for the diet book should be, The Scarsdale Diet meets Alcatraz. 1.2500 0.14281 20 17 1 2
4011 We haven't lost any weight, but we've made eating dangerous again. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
4012 Not the "iron-rich diet" I had in mind... 1.2500 0.14434 16 13 2 1
4013 Best diet ever! You lose weight one way or another. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
4014 I think you'll agree I've invented a diet to die for. 1.2500 0.14434 16 13 2 1
4015 Then again, we don't see many polar bears in Newark. 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
4016 I think your diet obsession has gone too far! 1.2500 0.14434 16 13 2 1
4017 Next season on 'Tidying Up with Marie Kondo'... 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
4018 Mr. and Mrs. Houdini begin to suspect they've gone too far to keep young Harry on his diet. 1.2500 0.11180 16 12 4 0
4019 Too severe? No, honey, your mom brought this on herself. 1.2500 0.14281 20 17 1 2
4020 I think your parents have had it with us living here 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
4021 The Airbnb listing did specify that kitchen privileges are excluded. 1.2500 0.14434 16 13 2 1
4022 They were right; the lockdown can have adverse health effects ... 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
4023 I think she's serious this time. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
4024 I lost the forty pounds just installing it. 1.2500 0.11180 16 12 4 0
4025 This new smart Frig really knows how to keep you on your diet. 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
4026 There’s got to be an easier way to curb those cravings. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
4027 And just to make it foolproof, I left the padlock keys in the fridge. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
4028 Pizza night? 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
4029 These are our district's plans for re-opening school this fall. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
4030 I guess when this place was listed as an air bnb, they meant it literally... the only thing you can do here is breathe! 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
4031 Well, yes, it's more restrictive than some other diets, but it does guarantee results! 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
4032 I like the look. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
4033 Sharing came up at the parent-teacher conference too... 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
4034 You'd better call the next magician and move their audition to tomorrow. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
4035 It's pronounced 'Keto' not 'Key to'. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
4036 Wow, this is so 1590s. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
4037 Are you sure it's not overkill? 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
4038 Do you think the cabinets are a bit overstated? 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
4039 I think we've taken this dieting thing a bit too far. 1.2500 0.14434 16 13 2 1
4040 Now the sourdough starter is safe! 1.2500 0.11180 16 12 4 0
4041 I disagree, I think Donald will still find a way to get to the fried chicken and paper plates...especially with the Secret Service at his disposal. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
4042 OK, I guess we will get take-out after all. 1.2500 0.14281 20 17 1 2
4043 This is nothing. You should see the chains around my heart. 1.2500 0.14434 16 13 2 1
4044 Try putting your dick in the fridge now. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
4045 Oh honey, this is the perfect house to start a family in! 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
4046 It’s my mom’s 50 Shades of Gravy diet. My dad’s not really into it. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
4047 I get your drift. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
4048 How does Houdini & Co. Catering have such good Google reviews? 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
4049 Wait Watchers 1.2500 0.10851 24 19 4 1
4050 I still want ice cream." 1.2500 0.14434 16 13 2 1
4051 No, internet security is the other thing. 1.2500 0.11180 16 12 4 0
4052 Tell me again about this "Rambo" diet. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
4053 There. All baby proofed. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
4054 So this is the Covid-19 diet... 1.2500 0.11180 16 12 4 0
4055 Dieting and OCD - not a pretty combination. 1.2500 0.11180 16 12 4 0
4056 This gastroenterologist is serious about your colonoscopy prep. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
4057 Now that's what I call "willpower." 1.2500 0.14281 20 17 1 2
4058 Great. A new "Portion Control" system. 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
4059 That ought to keep us in. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
4060 Isn't there an app for that? 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
4061 We need to get a cooler for the cat food. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
4062 It's called Swedish Death Hoarding. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
4063 Seriously, Ted? I said "spice it up", not "slice it up". And how did you get from fuzzy handcuffs to bear traps? 1.2500 0.14434 16 13 2 1
4064 This Noom update is going to be a game-changer. 1.2500 0.14434 16 13 2 1
4065 This might be your boldest brunch yet. 1.2500 0.14434 16 13 2 1
4066 Are you sure Noom specified all of this? 1.2500 0.14434 16 13 2 1
4067 Honey, I'm glad you're finally taking this diet seriously. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
4068 That takes care of the chocolate. Now let's do the liquor cabinet. 1.2500 0.11180 16 12 4 0
4069 What’s the name of this diet? 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
4070 I don’t remember this part from the keto blog.” 1.2500 0.11180 16 12 4 0
4071 This has all the trappings of a great mystery! 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
4072 Did you move her cheese or something? 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
4073 I’m just wondering if 3 is not overkill... 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
4074 He'll never get out. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
4075 I guess he doesn't want us to give up his bottle. 1.2500 0.14281 20 17 1 2
4076 The calls kept getting louder! 1.2500 0.14434 16 13 2 1
4077 Just remind me where you hid the key 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
4078 Looks like you want take out again tonight 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
4079 Simple. We order in. 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
4080 I wasn't doing so bad with Weight Watchers. 1.2500 0.09793 28 22 5 1
4081 And yet the carrots still disappear... 1.2500 0.11180 16 12 4 0
4082 Those should keep us on our diet! 1.2500 0.14281 20 17 1 2
4083 The diet book was emphatic about the bear traps, but the drop cage and spikes were my touch. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
4084 Imagine stumbling onto the bear trap we want, in the kitchens section! 1.2500 0.11180 16 12 4 0
4085 So, you do think this blouse makes me look fat. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
4086 Well, two hours is a new record. I'll get the bolt cutter. 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
4087 On second thought, I think that the traditional fly trap might have been the better option. 1.2500 0.10851 24 19 4 1
4088 Our baby better be smarter than this. 1.2500 0.11180 16 12 4 0
4089 I told you "Mom's a little protective of her things..." 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
4090 The Realtor said it was a “ secure” house! 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
4091 I haven’t dropped any weight, but my ninja reflexes are amazing. 1.2500 0.14281 20 17 1 2
4092 NOW your in-laws can visit. 1.2500 0.11180 16 12 4 0
4093 I think it's referred to as the "impaleo diet". 1.2500 0.14434 16 13 2 1
4094 It was a diet- now it's a purge. 1.2500 0.14434 16 13 2 1
4095 There is absolutely no way this refrigerated squid that you caught will escape from us overnight! 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
4096 Um....just how big did you say those ants were? 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
4097 I'm thinking that our diet may be a little rich in iron. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
4098 No wonder they left the doors unlocked. 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
4099 You're right, if the food isn't contaminated, it will be harder to catch COVID, but I have to make dinner in an hour. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
4100 I'm having second thoughts about my place in the food chain. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
4101 This is the worst house-sitting gig we've landed. 1.2500 0.14281 20 17 1 2
4102 I dunno....will it really keep the kids out? 1.2500 0.11180 16 12 4 0
4103 You're guaranteed to lose 10 pound the first week. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
4104 Impressive, but it won't stop your brother in the middle of the night after three edibles! 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
4105 It's still better than keto. 1.2500 0.14434 16 13 2 1
4106 it all came with my jenny craig order. _twenty pound weight loss guaranteed.. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
4107 I think this installation "2020" is worthy of being in the Guggenheim Museum. 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
4108 I thought YOU were in charge of the key... 1.2500 0.14434 16 13 2 1
4109 This explains the realtor's comment about the kitchen being bear-proof. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
4110 Please, Please, Please can you get me my yogurt? 1.2500 0.14281 20 17 1 2
4111 Wouldn't it be easier to just lock your brother's bedroom door? 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
4112 What if this week's safe word is "kale chips" ? 1.2500 0.14281 20 17 1 2
4113 New from Weight Watchers. 1.2500 0.11180 16 12 4 0
4114 I don’t know, Tom, I just don’t like the colors of the kitchen. 1.2500 0.14281 20 17 1 2
4115 Mum’s first was the childproof cookie jar. 1.2500 0.14281 20 17 1 2
4116 Who looks "bloated" now? 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
4117 You know I just sensed that the "open kitchen" fad had ended. 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
4118 I'd say this is an extreme version of the Atkins diet. 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
4119 A Houdini museum, dear? 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
4120 They say, "behavior change is the way to lifelong results" 1.2500 0.11180 16 12 4 0
4121 I noticed they underlined the die in diet. 1.2500 0.14281 20 17 1 2
4122 No wonder the pest control company had a 100% guarantee 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
4123 It is for your own good. 1.2500 0.11180 16 12 4 0
4124 You might not want to put your best foot forward. 1.2500 0.11180 16 12 4 0
4125 So,we really have to diet. 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
4126 McDonald's or Burger King? 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
4127 No,no, she's anorexic, but she can't resist a challenge. 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
4128 I WONDER WHAT'S IN THERE? 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
4129 I'm not sure that's how you childproof a kitchen. 1.2500 0.14281 20 17 1 2
4130 A moat would be nice. 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
4131 I said NOOM not DOOM 1.2500 0.14281 20 17 1 2
4132 That last ten pounds is always the toughest to lose. 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
4133 Yeah, takeout sounds good. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
4134 You go right, I’ll go left. 1.2500 0.13056 12 9 3 0
4135 Trust me! I lost 25 lbs. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
4136 I don't know, I think the middle bear trap is a little off center. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
4137 No, I don't think it's an art installation. I told you not to eat her cheese cake! 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
4138 I just realized I left my car keys on the left overs. 1.2500 0.14281 20 17 1 2
4139 Ok, but if picnic baskets aren’t a slippery slope we take it all back. 1.2500 0.08704 12 11 1 0
4140 Still think cremation would have been easier 1.2500 0.14434 16 13 2 1
4141 Or, we could just work on our self-control. 1.2500 0.14281 20 17 1 2
4142 It’s all about changing your behavior through psychology. 1.2500 0.14434 16 13 2 1
4143 So, this is the new Medieval diet? 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
4144 It did say this airbnb recommended take-out. 1.2500 0.11180 16 12 4 0
4145 Are you sure you don't want to just try the Keto diet? 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
4146 Just for a coupple black ants? 1.2500 0.14434 16 13 2 1
4147 I still don’t think this will keep the cat out of the fridge. 1.2500 0.14434 16 13 2 1
4148 I think it needs another padlock." "I think you need to learn to share. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
4149 Someone has taken this Keto-diet thing a bit too seriously. 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
4150 That's fine, if you want. Just leave the beer fridge in the garage alone, Honey. 1.2500 0.11180 16 12 4 0
4151 We should publish this diet in a book. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
4152 And still I feel I missed something 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
4153 ‘I find it’s a somewhat effective deterrent to my snacking compulsion —emphasis on ‘somewhat’’.” 1.2500 0.11180 16 12 4 0
4154 Keep your kinks in the bedroom. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
4155 Really? Over Ben and Jerry's? 1.2500 0.11180 16 12 4 0
4156 I guess intermittent fasting really does require restraint and feel like torture. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
4157 So, no kitchen privileges then. 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
4158 It's definitely not fast food... 1.2500 0.14434 16 13 2 1
4159 This is what happens when a cartoonist wants to go on a diet. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
4160 There. That ought to keep the meat fresh. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
4161 It still doesn't stop me when I get the munchies. 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
4162 I can still hear it calling to me..Maybe just don’t keep chocolate in the apartment 1.2500 0.11180 16 12 4 0
4163 It’s the new Houdini diet. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
4164 It’s called The Escape The Room diet. 1.2500 0.11180 16 12 4 0
4165 Aren't we taking the paleo diet a little too seriously? 1.2500 0.11180 16 12 4 0
4166 really not good feng shui 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
4167 Calling this an "open house" was a little misleading. 1.2500 0.11180 16 12 4 0
4168 Maybe we should consider rejoining Weight Watchers? 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
4169 This new diet seems so feudal.... 1.2500 0.11180 16 12 4 0
4170 I see your mom's booked her annual getaway to Cabo. 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
4171 Funny the Noom ads didn't mention this part. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
4172 Now that's a diet to die for. 1.2500 0.14434 16 13 2 1
4173 This will last for about an hour 1.2500 0.11180 16 12 4 0
4174 So this is the new Paleo? 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
4175 Do we still have that DVD on the Life and Times of Harry Houdini? 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
4176 Makes me hungry just looking at it. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
4177 I should've stuck with Keto 1.2500 0.11180 16 12 4 0
4178 Hmmmm, Hunger Games indeed. 1.2500 0.14281 20 17 1 2
4179 I said we needed to STOCK up. 1.2500 0.14434 16 13 2 1
4180 This quarantine has demanded extreme measures. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
4181 Yep, looks like checkmate to me. 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
4182 I still think we should have gone with ADT. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
4183 Do you remember where we put the key? 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
4184 Huh, not the escape room I expected. 1.2500 0.14434 16 13 2 1
4185 What to eat 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
4186 ...and, it’s not even the toughest diet he’s tried. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
4187 I am playing Dungeons and Diets. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
4188 WE FORGOT TO GUARD THE SINK!!! 1.2500 0.14434 16 13 2 1
4189 I take it you don’t like my cooking? 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
4190 It's your diet not mine 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
4191 The leftovers are old, but they aren't valuable. 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
4192 Okay, it’s a little stronger than the camembert you’re used to... 1.2500 0.14434 16 13 2 1
4193 This way, I only have to shop every other day. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
4194 Do you want to check to see if the milk has gone off? 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
4195 He says it's the Houdini test, the last stop to a thinner you. 1.2500 0.14434 16 13 2 1
4196 We over did it.... 1.2500 0.14434 16 13 2 1
4197 So much for us having an open relationship. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
4198 You can say its overkill, but I bet I find a way around it. 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
4199 Where's the sport in cooking something that easy to catch? 1.2500 0.11180 16 12 4 0
4200 If the cat could do it, we can do it. 1.2500 0.11180 16 12 4 0
4201 I agree with you, it seems a bit restrictive, but I think it will will work. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
4202 So where do they REALLY keep their food? 1.2500 0.14434 16 13 2 1
4203 Maybe we should just exercise more. 1.2500 0.11180 16 12 4 0
4204 Still seems like we're missing something. 1.2500 0.14434 16 13 2 1
4205 Mom had no choice, Dad finally found her secret chocolate stash. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
4206 So, this is the Weight Watchers Plan that offers 2000 smart points if you get through. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
4207 Yes, but what's the LATEST message—are we trying to get out or are we trying to keep something out? 1.2500 0.14434 16 13 2 1
4208 Really honey? He's just a cat. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
4209 It's OK. I hid Nutella in the microwave. 1.2500 0.14281 20 17 1 2
4210 What? No mask? 1.2500 0.14434 16 13 2 1
4211 Did you remember to use hand sanitizer? 1.2500 0.10851 24 19 4 1
4212 It's the last time we babysit here. 1.2500 0.11180 16 12 4 0
4213 I smell a trap. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
4214 I know,but she has lost seven pounds already. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
4215 Wanna call for a pizza? 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
4216 We should have thought of this 15 pounds ago. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
4217 Hmm, it's triggered every time your stomach growls. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
4218 Other than that, how's the Ambien working for you? 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
4219 No, Matt. I don't think this was one of the suggestions from Noom. 1.2500 0.11180 16 12 4 0
4220 My therapist said I needed to work on impulse control. 1.2500 0.14281 20 17 1 2
4221 I just got in to this killer diet. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
4222 Or we could just wear masks. 1.2500 0.10851 24 19 4 1
4223 It should help stave off those late night cravings... 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
4224 Shoot. I left my edibles in there. 1.2500 0.14434 16 13 2 1
4225 Mom's new diet is INTENSE! 1.2500 0.14434 16 13 2 1
4226 How badly do you want that kale? 1.2500 0.14434 16 13 2 1
4227 How about we just eat out tonight? 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
4228 Yeah, that only makes me want to eat everything inside, including the shelves. 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
4229 I have just figured out a way to get to that chocolate cake in under 10 seconds. We need more. 1.2500 0.14281 20 17 1 2
4230 Your weight loss app told you to do this? 1.2500 0.11180 16 12 4 0
4231 The bear started breaking in when I went on the paleo diet. 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
4232 That movie Parasite really got me thinking. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
4233 Well, Josh, we DID ask them to build a better mousetrap. 1.2500 0.11180 16 12 4 0
4234 Okay, this time Cuomo's gone too far. 1.2500 0.14281 20 17 1 2
4235 Do you think we should add a poison gas release? 1.2500 0.11180 16 12 4 0
4236 I feel we need a moat. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
4237 To catch the nighttime sleepwalking food thief in the act, it was either this or a surveillance camera. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
4238 Are you sure you don’t want me to look up if it’s possible to prevent situational irony? 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
4239 So let's go over it again, what do you say when your teenaged daughter asks you if she's gained weight? 1.2500 0.14281 20 17 1 2
4240 How about ordering in tonight? 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
4241 There are other ways to communicate that the ice cream is yours. 1.2500 0.14434 16 13 2 1
4242 OK..So do we call in for pizza or Chinese tonight 1.2500 0.14434 16 13 2 1
4243 Is this even funny? 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
4244 Hmmnn, might work ... 1.2500 0.11180 16 12 4 0
4245 I think your mother the doctor was serious about putting us on a healthier diet. 1.2500 0.14434 16 13 2 1
4246 I'm not missing the food, but my fishing worms are in there! 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
4247 Cherry Garcia's never seemed so far away 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
4248 Helps to avoid temptation 1.2500 0.14281 20 17 1 2
4249 I guess we'll find out just how hungry Mariliese is. 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
4250 This diet may just work! 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
4251 That should keep them out until the party tomorrow! 1.2500 0.11180 16 12 4 0
4252 Maybe the chastity belt was a little over the top... 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
4253 And that's not all... then came the HORSES! 1.2500 0.11180 16 12 4 0
4254 Let's pitch the film as Houdini visits the von Trapp family. 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
4255 I hate to tell you but you forgot to put the milk away. 1.2500 0.14434 16 13 2 1
4256 I think we'll finally catch the mouse tonight. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
4257 So it wasn't enough for us to be locked inside, but now our kitchen has locked itself up? Unbelievable. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
4258 And the best part about it is that it doesn't show ads like the calorie counter app. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
4259 I'm still ambivalent about all this 1.2500 0.14434 16 13 2 1
4260 Maybe we could just count calories? 1.2500 0.14281 20 17 1 2
4261 Mom's invitation seemed genuine. 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
4262 When is the wedding? 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
4263 When I said we needed more adventure in our lives, this wasn’t really what I meant. Camilla Hansen, Atlanta, GA 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
4264 To be safe, the traps must be six feet apart 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
4265 This is how we learn new habits. 1.2500 0.14281 20 17 1 2
4266 It’s to curb my snacking while working at home. 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
4267 Self discipline full backup package. 1.2500 0.12409 24 20 2 2
4268 I hope it's still in the dishwasher. 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
4269 You're really serious about your diet this time. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
4270 When I said that we should save the mussels and oysters for when your parents come to dinner, I was thinking along the lines of a sticky note to remind us. But I guess this will work, too. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
4271 Yeah, let’s just order a pizza... 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
4272 I think we're ready for TikTok. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
4273 So I guess a quick snack is out of the question. 1.2500 0.11180 16 12 4 0
4274 Thank goodness you keep that bottle of whisky on your night stand. 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
4275 I love bear trap soup. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
4276 I double-dog dare you... 1.2500 0.14434 16 13 2 1
4277 It’s easier than counting points! 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
4278 Let's have grandma go first. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
4279 Okay, you were right. I shouldn’t have bought our home security system from Instacart. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
4280 I’d love to see Junior get a midnight snack now. 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
4281 I'm really not THAT hungry. 1.2500 0.11180 16 12 4 0
4282 The latest guidance from the CDC? 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
4283 Don’t you think this is overkill? He may be a T-Rex but he’s only seven. 1.2500 0.14434 16 13 2 1
4284 This ought to end my midnight snacking. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
4285 But is this new Houdini diet really foolproof? 1.2500 0.14434 16 13 2 1
4286 Do you really think this will keep us from over eating? 1.2500 0.12409 24 20 2 2
4287 So far, it's more effective than Keto or Atkins. 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
4288 I think we need to re-think child-proofing. 1.2500 0.14434 16 13 2 1
4289 I'm hungry, where did you put the key? 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
4290 I am serious about protecting my leftover cheesecake. 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
4291 Stage 4 - Jenny Craig 1.2500 0.14434 16 13 2 1
4292 Does this mean you're ready to start eating at restaurants again? 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
4293 When I said I'd like to redecorate with a Spanish look, I wasn't thinking of the Inquisition. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
4294 I've trapped Houdini. Call Peter Venkman. 1.2500 0.14281 20 17 1 2
4295 Clearly, we underestimated the things you can build with Legos. 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
4296 You could have simply told me you didn't like my cooking. 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
4297 I don't think it is going to work. 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
4298 If you grab the extra crunchy chocolate espresso gelato, I might be willing to share it! 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
4299 I don’t think all of this is necessary. I don’t even like tofu. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
4300 I think we've lost any element of surprise. 1.2500 0.11180 16 12 4 0
4301 It’s your turn to get the ice cream. 1.2500 0.14434 16 13 2 1
4302 We’ll do anything against this virus, other than wearing a mask 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
4303 Honey, I know we’re in total lockdown...but do we risk it or just order delivery? 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
4304 So whenever I get the urge to snack, I think about the consequences. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
4305 This will put a stop to the pilferage. 1.2500 0.14434 16 13 2 1
4306 It's for my new diet. Emphasis on the "die". 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
4307 ...and think of all the calories we will burn opening the fridge. 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
4308 I think this new diet plan is really going to do the trick. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
4309 So what if Bill drank your last beer. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
4310 I thought that a post-dystopian kitchen would be more retro. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
4311 You didn't tell me your mom runs a maximum security kitchen. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
4312 Grab some wrappers from the garbage, yell for Mom, and I’ll take the video. 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
4313 Well, you've got cats, I've got keys. 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
4314 Mr. Houdini is in for a big surprise when he gets out of the fridge. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
4315 I said you don’t look fat! Please stop calling me passive-aggressive. 1.2500 0.14434 16 13 2 1
4316 The AirBnB guidelines are getting a lot tighter. 1.2500 0.11180 16 12 4 0
4317 I still think a gym membership would be cheaper. 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
4318 Our life certainly changed when we bought that bear. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
4319 You know what? That was your yogurt. 1.2500 0.11180 16 12 4 0
4320 ``Mom and Dad a little territorial, are they?'' 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
4321 If the mouse gets in this time, we are moving. 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
4322 I guess its pretty obvious where mom hid the toilet paper! 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
4323 Why go through all this when you can just stop weighing yourself and presto, no weight gain? 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
4324 Shall we order in tonight? 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
4325 I still think it’s mice, not bears. 1.2500 0.14434 16 13 2 1
4326 This is the best diet hack ever. 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
4327 It's called the 'Do or die diet.' 1.2500 0.09934 20 15 5 0
4328 But everyone on Twitter loves the Lockdown Diet. 1.2414 0.09488 29 23 5 1
4329 When your neighbor is CEO of GrubHub. 1.2400 0.11944 25 21 2 2
4330 Is fasting really the best option? 1.2400 0.11944 25 21 2 2
4331 OK, Keto it is... 1.2400 0.08718 25 19 6 0
4332 When Mom gets back from the grocery store, let’s tell her we’ve decided to help cook and clean the kitchen while we’re living at home again. 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
4333 I heard Anne Boleyn lost 20 pounds on the Dungeon Diet. 1.2400 0.08718 25 19 6 0
4334 I'm sure we can figure a workaround. 1.2400 0.08718 25 19 6 0
4335 I think we have the bear necessities! 1.2400 0.10456 25 20 4 1
4336 I don't think this is enough 1.2381 0.13636 21 18 1 2
4337 You’re really serious about this new diet, huh? 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
4338 So... this might stop the midnight snacking, right? 1.2381 0.09524 21 16 5 0
4339 I find it very motivational, like death 1.2381 0.09524 21 16 5 0
4340 And that’s how you contain a virus 😎 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
4341 How about take out? 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
4342 I still don’t think this will keep me in my home office. 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
4343 That should do it! 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
4344 I know it's supposed to keep me from breaking my diet, but I'm now motivated by the challenge. 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
4345 You're sure this was in the baby proofing guide? 1.2381 0.09524 21 16 5 0
4346 No John, this isn't what I meant by baby proofing the kitchen... 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
4347 I’m still not sure this will work. 1.2381 0.09524 21 16 5 0
4348 Cynthia had to booby trap the fridge after her husband gained thirty pounds 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
4349 Well.. I thought this was the best use of stimulus money 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
4350 Do all of these locks have the same key? 1.2381 0.09524 21 16 5 0
4351 The guests arrive in 10. 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
4352 Complicated Lockdown 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
4353 Okay, you were right. We should have snacked before setting up the new snack deterrent system. 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
4354 It’s called intermittent fasting 1.2381 0.09524 21 16 5 0
4355 Baby-proofing the kitchen 1.2381 0.09524 21 16 5 0
4356 My strategy for the Ultimate Lock Picking and Acupressure Challenge has evolved from “go big or go home” to “go big AND stay home.” 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
4357 You couldn’t have told me you needed a drink before I started setting up? 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
4358 I know I got carried away, but you have to admit that it is baby proof now. 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
4359 I hate to break it to you, but the workaround here is really simple. There’s a Wendy’s across the street. 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
4360 Looks like Alan wants takeout again. 1.2381 0.09524 21 16 5 0
4361 okay for the last time im sorry i ate your sandwich 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
4362 They weren’t kidding when they said we need to support local restaurants. 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
4363 Is this a metaphor for 2020? 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
4364 when they said lockdown, i don’t think this is what they meant 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
4365 How will the kids get their own breakfast so we can sleep in? 1.2381 0.09524 21 16 5 0
4366 I thought when you said ‘kitchen’s closed after 8pm’, you’d just leave a note on the fridge door to remind us. 1.2381 0.09524 21 16 5 0
4367 I’ve watched enough American Ninja Warrior to get through this. 1.2381 0.13636 21 18 1 2
4368 Do you think we childproofed the kitchen enough or is this overkill? No let’s install the motion sensor beams. 1.2381 0.09524 21 16 5 0
4369 You don’t think the bear traps are a little much? 1.2381 0.09524 21 16 5 0
4370 They call it “intermittent clasping.” 1.2381 0.09524 21 16 5 0
4371 It’s the only way we’ll shed the COVID nineteen pounds and get back to our pre-pandemic weights. 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
4372 Might need to add a motion detector. 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
4373 I can’t believe I dropped the key in the bear trap 1.2381 0.13636 21 18 1 2
4374 # . Have the leftovers become sentient again? 1.2381 0.13636 21 18 1 2
4375 So, pizza or Chinese delivery? 1.2381 0.09524 21 16 5 0
4376 You sanitised all of it, right? 1.2381 0.13636 21 18 1 2
4377 Well, I understood differently the COVID measures. 1.2381 0.09524 21 16 5 0
4378 It says that I like your mother--but not everything about your mother. 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
4379 Only justice is served here. 1.2381 0.13636 21 18 1 2
4380 We probably should have gone with the other ant trap. 1.2381 0.13636 21 18 1 2
4381 If you make dinner, I’ll do the dishes. 1.2381 0.13636 21 18 1 2
4382 Hmm, where's the catch? 1.2381 0.09524 21 16 5 0
4383 I guess no snacks this afternoon. 1.2381 0.09524 21 16 5 0
4384 I call it the “Snare Diet”. 1.2381 0.09524 21 16 5 0
4385 First, the perishables. 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
4386 I wanna weight 10. 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
4387 The idea is we burn off the excess calories *before* we eat dessert. 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
4388 I know that grounding her didn't work the last time, but this seems a bit over-the-top to me. 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
4389 Oh, grandma wasn’t joking. 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
4390 ... because 15 weeks of confinement has added two pounds? 1.2381 0.13636 21 18 1 2
4391 Are you sure we shouldn't just do the Keto diet? 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
4392 We are going to look SO good. 1.2381 0.13636 21 18 1 2
4393 It's a hoax! 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
4394 I have no idea how she got in! 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
4395 OK, so that’s a good start. Now what if he comes home stoned? 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
4396 How effective did you say this diet was again? 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
4397 My Dad is on a homeland security diet. 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
4398 I can't wait until he leaves for college. 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
4399 I'm cutting calories 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
4400 OK we'll order take-out. You don't have to be so damned dramatic. 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
4401 The last 4 pounds are always the hardest to lose. 1.2381 0.09524 21 16 5 0
4402 That should stop our night time snacking 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
4403 Man, I'd give an arm and a leg for a sandwich! 1.2381 0.09524 21 16 5 0
4404 Now let's do the toilet paper 1.2381 0.09524 21 16 5 0
4405 Is this the former home of the Trapp family? Edelweis? 1.2381 0.13636 21 18 1 2
4406 Are you sure you can't be a little more circumspect in your cheesecake devouring? 1.2381 0.09524 21 16 5 0
4407 It's a mix of the DASH and Flexitarian Diets. 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
4408 I think we're missing something here. 1.2381 0.13636 21 18 1 2
4409 So I guess it’s take out again. 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
4410 Kitchen Closed No Trespassing; No S#@% 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
4411 Yeah - it's called the Vlad diet. 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
4412 I'm not crazy about the heavy metal diet 1.2381 0.09524 21 16 5 0
4413 Just a few more clues to solve and we can eat dinner. 1.2381 0.09524 21 16 5 0
4414 Do you think your roommate would mind if we took a couple of his beers? 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
4415 Wouldn’t it be easier just to keep the Ben and Jerry’s out of the house in the first place? 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
4416 If you think this is bad, wait till you see your man cave. 1.2381 0.09524 21 16 5 0
4417 The key is to keep the weight off. 1.2381 0.13636 21 18 1 2
4418 I finally scored three packets of yeast at Whole Foods. 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
4419 Let's keep looking, Annie. There might be burglars in this neighborhood. 1.2381 0.13636 21 18 1 2
4420 Not exactly what I meant when I said to baby proof the kitchen... 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
4421 Well, it did seem like good idea during lock down. 1.2381 0.09524 21 16 5 0
4422 Well, I like it but why don't we just help Gary find a place of his own instead. 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
4423 I guess we shouldn’t have given Junior his magician set. 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
4424 I wonder if the cheese will survive the lockdown. 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
4425 I saw people who bought the diet book on Amazon also bought these diet aids. 1.2381 0.09524 21 16 5 0
4426 WHAT IF WE WERE OVER 70 WITH PRE-EXISTING CONDITIONS 1.2381 0.13636 21 18 1 2
4427 I still miss the drama of the office fridge. 1.2381 0.13636 21 18 1 2
4428 I saw it on the Weight Watcher’s app. It’s a lot expensive than the security guard option. 1.2381 0.09524 21 16 5 0
4429 Do you think they want us to leave ? 1.2381 0.13636 21 18 1 2
4430 Or...we could just go on a diet. 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
4431 It's a new diet I just heard about 1.2381 0.09524 21 16 5 0
4432 Why am I craving Key Lime Pie right now? 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
4433 Yes we should order take-out for the week. 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
4434 I think Mom sometimes goes overboard with her surprise desserts. 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
4435 What if I don't turn into a werewolf? 1.2381 0.13636 21 18 1 2
4436 The realtor's listing said this house had a "kitchen to die for" , but I had no idea! 1.2381 0.09524 21 16 5 0
4437 Gee, Thanks hon ... but this really wasn't what I had in mind when I asked if you could help me with my new diet ... 1.2381 0.09524 21 16 5 0
4438 We had to do something. 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
4439 I know, it’s stricter than keto, but microwaved water is allowed 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
4440 I still think the face masks should do it. 1.2381 0.09524 21 16 5 0
4441 I can hear the Chunky -Monkey taunting me as if I’ve lost my damn mind or something. 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
4442 It's one approach, but this isn't your office break room 1.2381 0.09524 21 16 5 0
4443 I don't think this counts as child proofing. 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
4444 Okay, that should do it... wanna eat out tonight? 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
4445 It looks like Betty is serious about fitting into her bathing suit this summer. 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
4446 I thought we could pass the time playing hunger games. 1.2381 0.13636 21 18 1 2
4447 Well, hopefully now that we're not spending on frivolous things like food, maybe now we can own our own home. 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
4448 I was feeling Chinese tonight anyway. 1.2381 0.09524 21 16 5 0
4449 Let’s order out—It’s easier. 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
4450 Either mom's starting a new diet or she wants us to leave the nest. 1.2381 0.13636 21 18 1 2
4451 Hmmm... I think the previous owners had issues. 1.2381 0.09524 21 16 5 0
4452 It lacks subtlety, but it stops Uncle Fred from his late night snack raids. 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
4453 Remember, protecting ourselves without hurting the kids was our goal 1.2381 0.09524 21 16 5 0
4454 The agent calls it a dieters delight 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
4455 Now THAT's a child-proof kitchen! 1.2381 0.13636 21 18 1 2
4456 What do you think? Should we just forget about the popsicles? 1.2381 0.09524 21 16 5 0
4457 Well, it is the #1 dangerous fad diet that's trending right now. 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
4458 I don't know, this seems like a setup for some really dumb joke about dieting. 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
4459 It's called the Gauntlet Diet. 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
4460 I know it seems intense, but it's what the Noom plan says. 1.2381 0.09524 21 16 5 0
4461 Thanks for trying intermittent eating with me. 1.2381 0.13636 21 18 1 2
4462 I think it’s worth it. 1.2381 0.09524 21 16 5 0
4463 Well, could be a lot less painful than the Keto diet. 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
4464 The seller is very motivated. 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
4465 Look, a Frigidaire-you 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
4466 It's this new diet for people without any will-power and I think I've ironed out all the loopholes. 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
4467 It's an off-shoot of cognitive behavioral therapy 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
4468 That should work, but I still think that it would be easier to simply not keep carbs in the house. 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
4469 No, I said the cupboards were BARE! 1.2381 0.13636 21 18 1 2
4470 There, we will not be “those people” who put on weight during the quarantine. 1.2381 0.13636 21 18 1 2
4471 At least we can still wash our hands. 1.2381 0.09524 21 16 5 0
4472 Let the dieting begin... 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
4473 There's gotta be an easier way to diet 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
4474 How long is your mother going to be staying? 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
4475 It’ll help us stay with our diet. 1.2381 0.09524 21 16 5 0
4476 Why care who done it? We need Houdini. 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
4477 Work from home noshing can be a bear. 1.2381 0.09524 21 16 5 0
4478 So...we doin delivery again? 1.2381 0.09524 21 16 5 0
4479 We could eat out instead. 1.2381 0.09524 21 16 5 0
4480 So we got rid of the Peloton. 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
4481 It was this or gastric banding. 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
4482 I saw it on Pinterest! 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
4483 It's a shame you don't have a key collection to go along with your lock collection. 1.2381 0.13636 21 18 1 2
4484 Not quite what I had in mind when I said, let's spice things up with spikes and chains! 1.2381 0.13636 21 18 1 2
4485 If you want to order Thai, just say so. 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
4486 Paleo didn't work for you. So, yeah, Medieval might. 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
4487 The Diet to End All Diets" sounded good at the time. 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
4488 Forget the diet...If we can get past this, we should switch over to a new line of work. 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
4489 Are you trying to say I'm fat? 1.2381 0.09524 21 16 5 0
4490 Are you SURE this is the same diet Chris Hemsworth uses? 1.2381 0.09524 21 16 5 0
4491 You really are serious about this keto thing. 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
4492 Did you defrost the chicken? 1.2381 0.11761 21 17 3 1
4493 Did we stop using sticky notes to label food? 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
4494 Are you trying to tell me something? 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
4495 All I wanted was a slice of Brie 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
4496 I like how you merged Diet with Exercise 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
4497 Ok. ...and you are ABSOLUTELY SURE there are some in the freezer? 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
4498 I think we should really consider therapy 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
4499 You sure these will fend off the zombies in August? 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
4500 I didn't know you were into this kind of thing. 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
4501 Told you keto was easier, Laura. 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
4502 Do you still have Tom Cruise’s phone number? 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
4503 Now the chains on the cabinets I like, but I can't say I love the spikes." "Ok, but what about the bear traps? 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
4504 You think Phil wants us to move out? 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
4505 Actually, I think I will try Keto. 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
4506 Should we start on the moat? 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
4507 On brand for 2020 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
4508 Do you think this is enough to keep us from snacking? 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
4509 Well, that ought to do it. 1.2353 0.16109 17 15 0 2
4510 That’s where they keep the funny ones 1.2353 0.16109 17 15 0 2
4511 After several attempts, Jen and Luke finally found an effective strategy to stop their quarantine snacking. 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
4512 See I told you, it's pretty easy to control your temptations for a midnight snack. 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
4513 This should keep us safe from rats making peanut butter toast at 3AM 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
4514 It's possible we took the wrong approach to baby proofing the kitchen. 1.2353 0.16109 17 15 0 2
4515 The Cocoon says to the Chrysalis, " How's quarantine transforming you?" 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
4516 when you realize all diet gurus are not worth it you create your own strategy 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
4517 it’s roughly equivalent to the paleo diet experience 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
4518 Where’d you put the key? 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
4519 Looks like the cat really got back at us this time eh 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
4520 The Paleo diet wasn’t quite punishing enough for us, so now we’re doing the S&M diet. 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
4521 Yep. I think we’ve taken this ‘lockdown’ thing too far. 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
4522 I know this looks like a lot, but it had WINGS! 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
4523 I think this new diet plan is going to be killer 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
4524 Welcome to the 76th annual Hunger Games 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
4525 I saw this on GOOP, Gwen swears by this 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
4526 Did somebody say Just Eat? 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
4527 Honey it’s perfect, just the medieval retro punk we were looking for 1.2353 0.16109 17 15 0 2
4528 Look, we’ve tried everything. I don’t see us dropping our covid 19 any other way. 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
4529 And you're definitely sure it was only a mouse? 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
4530 It’s the only way we’ll survive the virus without losing ourselves. 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
4531 Good thing we bought all that canned food! I didn't know that this was what they meant by "lockdown"... 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
4532 If you don’t like my cooking you could have just said so. 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
4533 I’ve ordered a large pizza. 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
4534 Honey, I was thinking for the bedroom, not the kitchen. 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
4535 Gotta stop the munchies somehow 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
4536 This is the only way we'll flatten our curves 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
4537 Nah.... tomorrow I'll diet 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
4538 Honestly, this new diet is still too easy for me to break. 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
4539 Banksy has really outdone himself this time. 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
4540 At least we can still use the sink 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
4541 We need a different safe word. 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
4542 This kitchen sure has amazing feng shui! 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
4543 You didn't swallow the key, did you? 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
4544 George, I think you’re taking lockdown a little too literally. Ok - I promise, no more left over sour dough bread. 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
4545 Let’s get Deliveroo. 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
4546 I think we nailed the #lifeinyemenchallenge 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
4547 So we’ll order takeout, right? Mmhm. 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
4548 So the safe word is Chalupa? 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
4549 I swallowed the key. We can turn back in 72 hours. 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
4550 Still doesn’t feel quite right. 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
4551 It’s the only way to save ourselves from the quarantine fifteen. I’m doing this for us. 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
4552 It's called 'The Raiders of the Lost Ark' Diet 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
4553 I guess “bed or breakfast” wasn’t a typo after all. 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
4554 Or we can just get a “Do Not Enter” sign. 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
4555 We can jump left, lunge through the middle, set off the spike traps with a rock, pick the locks before the cage falls, and dive out of the way. Or, we could just order pizza. 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
4556 It's subtle, but I think we might have overstayed our welcome. 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
4557 I heard the previous owners were REALLY into food safety! 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
4558 Sharon wasn't kidding when she said the kitchen is locked down at 8pm 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
4559 This is a metaphor for the oppression of women. 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
4560 Well,pretty soon we'll know if we have rats or teenagers. 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
4561 I know that her diet is important to her ,but are you sure she can breathe in there? 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
4562 This new weight watchers program has potential. 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
4563 It was cute when he set up a "Giant Size Monopoly" game in the living room, but a "Giant Size Mousetrap" game in the kitchen just seems a bit dangerous to me. 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
4564 this week in the adventure tours package 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
4565 It's still easier than counting calories. 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
4566 I don't even like your mother's cheesecake. 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
4567 OK, Door Dash or Uber Eats? 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
4568 you're not in a hurry, are you? 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
4569 Oh shoot, I left the keys in the crisper. 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
4570 This is a tough way to go on a diet. 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
4571 Whatever we left in there has developed a sense of privacy... 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
4572 This bites! 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
4573 Well, “If an artist did it, then it is Art” 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
4574 Mom looks pretty serious this time 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
4575 It's unorthodox but I've lost 15 pounds... and only 2 fingers. 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
4576 When they get here tell them we are doing “take-away” tonight. 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
4577 If this works I think we should try and market it. 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
4578 I told you not to make a sourdough starter. 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
4579 Well, this didn't work last time, so there must be something else we can add... 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
4580 What's our Plan B? 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
4581 I think maybe takeout is safe now. 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
4582 Our parents want to stay here again this summer. Do you think that they'll take the hint? 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
4583 I didn't lose any weight until I chained the pizza delivery guy in the basement. 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
4584 It's called the Attack Kin diet. 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
4585 It did work. I mean you lost 175 pounds, but what do we do now when we want a snack? 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
4586 Well, Yelp did say that W. Coyote Protection Service uses Acme delivery and installation. 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
4587 Guess mom and dad weren't kidding when they warned us that handwashing is now deemed "life essential"! 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
4588 I can't wait to find out what our blind drunk selves think of it. 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
4589 Now I want a fudgesicle. 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
4590 We really shouldn’t have to feel trapped in our own kitchen. 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
4591 Well done, but the virus is much smaller! 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
4592 My guess is it contains several dozen rolls of three-ply toilet paper and tinned Italian tomatoes. 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
4593 So you've got 2 hours: If you get stuck at any point you're allowed one clue. In the event of a fatality your family get your booking fee back. 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
4594 Just remember, our suggested caption cannot use the word "trap." 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
4595 You know what? I forgot to throw away that old milk. 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
4596 Apparently, Mom's on a diet again... 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
4597 It said we guarantee you'll lose 5 pounds in one week or your money back. 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
4598 Let’s make an offer. This place has everything on our wishlist. 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
4599 It's not the open concept I was seeking. 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
4600 Weight Watchers wasn't working out so I decided to take drastic measures. 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
4601 Oh so this is what portion control means? 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
4602 Now what will we do during the quarantine? 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
4603 Just think of the money we'll save. Nothing goes in, nothing comes out. 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
4604 Next time ask Doug if you can have some of his cream cheese. 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
4605 The weightloss reviews are promising.... 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
4606 This diet is going to be “way easier” then I ever imagined! 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
4607 We helped create this. What do we do now? 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
4608 What time does Mom's plane arrive? 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
4609 So do you think this is adequate toddler-proofing yet? 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
4610 I know you're trying to lose 10 pounds, but... 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
4611 This could make up for not having a gym in the building. 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
4612 Actually, those are blood sugar spikes. 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
4613 I’ve finally built the better mousetrap. 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
4614 The Moat guy is scheduled for Thursday, he was booked. 1.2353 0.16109 17 15 0 2
4615 Everything but the kitchen sink. 1.2353 0.16109 17 15 0 2
4616 Did the real estate agent say that all of these extras would be included in the asking price? 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
4617 It's called self control... and no, I don't have it." Andy Mathieson, Los Angeles, C 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
4618 Any dinner ideas? 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
4619 '"I was thinking more along the lines of a Roach Motel" 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
4620 So how’d our teenagers eat everything again? 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
4621 Unless you've put the the take out menus in there, this diet plan is a fail. 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
4622 I dunno Charlie. I still think we should think about giving WEIGHT WATCHERS a try. 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
4623 With that Key Lime pie, we still need a moat! 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
4624 Are you sure the contractor followed the approved set of plans from the architect. You never but the dishwasher next to the frig! 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
4625 With the legalization of marijuana just hours away, Ryan and Tina prepared to thwart the munchies. 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
4626 Do you think we need to talk to my dad about his relationship with food? 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
4627 Then why do we even ask your brother to house-sit? 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
4628 That's not what I meant when I said to buy lox. 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
4629 Honey, I said we should try Noom...not doom. 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
4630 I think we played too much mousetrap during quarantine. 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
4631 Yes, your mother is a little overweight, but don’t you think this is a little excessive. 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
4632 It’s the new Weight Watchers. 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
4633 All I said was, "I could die for an ice cream sandwich." 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
4634 What if we want a midnight snack? 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
4635 If this isn't childproof, I don't know what is. 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
4636 I was hoping for a more open floor plan. 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
4637 I still think it's just another ad type diet. 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
4638 Maybe we should visit YOUR parents for a while. 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
4639 Open concept, yet you can't open anything? 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
4640 It looked like more of an open-concept on the virtual tour. 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
4641 If that doesn't give her an eating disorder, nothing will. 1.2353 0.16109 17 15 0 2
4642 Now all we need is bagels. 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
4643 When I signed up for the “Lockdown Diet,” this is not what I had in mind. 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
4644 Around 2 am this setup really pays for itself. 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
4645 '' I think your parents want us to leave" 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
4646 gotta trap them in before the executive producer of Hoarders find me 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
4647 50 shades of dieting... 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
4648 Can't your friend, David Blaine, just sleep on the couch? 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
4649 It was an add-on with that newpsychology-based diet I’m trying. 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
4650 Oh, did you get those at Ikea? 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
4651 Be careful, it might be some sort of trap. 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
4652 Grandma did say, "Help yourself," right? 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
4653 Yeah but if you lose a leg you’ll be lighter, so... 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
4654 Um, I think we *could* try mindful eating first. 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
4655 Self-discipline is highly overrated. 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
4656 it’s the yes-pain-no-gain diet. i love it! 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
4657 Now fill the room with water and time me. 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
4658 I sense those calories can still escape. 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
4659 I like this; modern with all the usual trappings. 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
4660 I think his feet have grown too big for those traps 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
4661 Looks like our parents want us to move out. 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
4662 Who knew it would be so difficult to combat a teenage son's appetite. 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
4663 New weight loss plan? 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
4664 Now it looks safe to let the toddler move around the house. 1.2353 0.16109 17 15 0 2
4665 Don't you think this will just piss Poppins off? 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
4666 The keto diet would have easier... 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
4667 I thought we'd give willpower an extra hand. 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
4668 Houdini overdid it this time. 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
4669 It's part of dad's BMI reduction plan. 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
4670 Makes you re-think the kitchen triangle. 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
4671 Yeah, I hired the pest control company with the lowest bid. 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
4672 Feel like going out to dinner tonight? 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
4673 ..2 tall gate towers , a portcullis ,a water ditch and a army of knights and well be set till next week 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
4674 You could have just bought the clear refrigerator. 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
4675 This diet has gone too far, Linda 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
4676 Basically, I've combined the Atkins, Paleo, Vegan, and South Beach diets into one. 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
4677 I dunno, Fluffy's pretty clever. 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
4678 Do you really thing that this time he'll take his diet seritously? 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
4679 ...or we can call Jenny Craig. 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
4680 It was either this or Noom and I'm just not comfortable with that mumbo jumbo psycho stuff! 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
4681 I guess this is what to expect when you hire a Trappist decorator! 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
4682 Are you sure this is the Marie Kondo method? 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
4683 I like this new diet plan! 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
4684 Feel like eating out? 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
4685 Why couldn’t you just be satisfied with the Paleo Diet? 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
4686 I thought you told me NOOM would be easy, 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
4687 I really want that last piece of cheesecake. I'm going in. 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
4688 Wanna do take-out? 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
4689 I don't care what you do. I still won't give up gluten. 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
4690 With this new diet I'm never hungry 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
4691 This food-restriction idea might've worked if I hadn't swallowed all the keys. 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
4692 The voice in my head doesn't care 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
4693 I've just been eating less carbs. 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
4694 An easier option would be to just not buy the food. 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
4695 Your mother is very protective of her kitchen. 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
4696 This diet is going to be foolproof 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
4697 I only need to lose 8 pounds Mr. Grey. 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
4698 There's a dog on a psychiatrist's couch in there. 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
4699 This should keep the kids safe while we're away. 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
4700 I’ll get the water. Bring the rest and keep it quiet.” 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
4701 I'm thinking we just should have kept the gym membership. 1.2353 0.10605 17 13 4 0
4702 So NOW can Steph come over again? 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
4703 but where's the bite? 1.2308 0.11513 26 22 2 2
4704 Say, do you know where I put my car keys? 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
4705 I still think we need the peanut butter. 1.2308 0.10088 26 21 4 1
4706 I just know the ice cream will escape! 1.2308 0.11513 26 22 2 2
4707 It’s a bit much isn’t it? 1.2273 0.11266 22 18 3 1
4708 It’s all the rage in losing the quarantine-15 1.2273 0.11266 22 18 3 1
4709 And how much are we paying per month for this subscription service? 1.2273 0.09145 22 17 5 0
4710 Now I’m not hungry, just aroused 1.2273 0.11266 22 18 3 1
4711 It's all part of his new hunter gatherer diet 1.2273 0.11266 22 18 3 1
4712 I just feel like it's going to be hard to open the fridge. 1.2273 0.09145 22 17 5 0
4713 Wow. They weren’t kidding about not wanting to entertain guests right now. 1.2273 0.09145 22 17 5 0
4714 Congress could’ve just given restaurants more money 1.2273 0.11266 22 18 3 1
4715 My roommate said it was ninjas who ate my food. 1.2273 0.11266 22 18 3 1
4716 I think we could still get in through the window... 1.2273 0.11266 22 18 3 1
4717 Think it’s worth the risk? 1.2273 0.09145 22 17 5 0
4718 Why yes, this *does* have the trappings of a successful weight management program 1.2273 0.11266 22 18 3 1
4719 It's the new lockdown diet 1.2273 0.13046 22 19 1 2
4720 Maybe we should have gone for the moat, too. 1.2273 0.13046 22 19 1 2
4721 It’s called a detox, Frank 1.2273 0.11266 22 18 3 1
4722 This is not what I expected from "Alternative Security Measures" 1.2273 0.11266 22 18 3 1
4723 Helping with our diet, your mom calls it an "installation." 1.2273 0.09145 22 17 5 0
4724 What do you think ... too passive-aggressive?” 1.2273 0.13046 22 19 1 2
4725 It's part of the Medieval Diet Plan. 1.2273 0.09145 22 17 5 0
4726 Beats me. 1.2273 0.11266 22 18 3 1
4727 Antifa can pry Mrs. Butterworth from our cold, dead hands 1.2273 0.11266 22 18 3 1
4728 When did we make the leap from science experiment to excavation site? 1.2273 0.09145 22 17 5 0
4729 Are you sure it was a "bigger" mouse trap we were trying to build? 1.2273 0.09145 22 17 5 0
4730 Did you see a mouse or a lion? 1.2273 0.11266 22 18 3 1
4731 No more sleep walking for midnight snacks! 1.2273 0.09145 22 17 5 0
4732 I guess she's serious about not gaining weight while sheltering in place. 1.2273 0.11266 22 18 3 1
4733 That reminds me, have you seen the chastity belt my mother gave me? 1.2273 0.13046 22 19 1 2
4734 I'll bet there's some pretty good stuff in that ice box. C'mon, Honey, show what you're made of. 1.2273 0.13046 22 19 1 2
4735 I am taking preventive action, being in quarantine makes me hungry. 1.2273 0.11266 22 18 3 1
4736 I can't help but admire the thoroughness of your lockdown. 1.2273 0.11266 22 18 3 1
4737 Still, it’s chocolate cake... Just toss me. 1.2273 0.09145 22 17 5 0
4738 I say we order in a pizza. 1.2273 0.11266 22 18 3 1
4739 I'm thinking we should get takeout for dinner tonight. 1.2273 0.09145 22 17 5 0
4740 As roommates go,I'd give her a seven. 1.2273 0.11266 22 18 3 1
4741 Another spider in the fridge? 1.2273 0.13046 22 19 1 2
4742 Or we could just cut out carbs? 1.2273 0.09145 22 17 5 0
4743 I told you when we left the city, things would be different at my mother’s. 1.2273 0.13046 22 19 1 2
4744 You’re just bored 1.2273 0.11266 22 18 3 1
4745 Grandma really covets her yogurt. 1.2273 0.09145 22 17 5 0
4746 At first it was to keep us out, but now it's to keep the yogurt in. 1.2273 0.09145 22 17 5 0
4747 Takeout seems riskier, no? 1.2273 0.11266 22 18 3 1
4748 The last 5 pounds are always the toughest. 1.2273 0.11266 22 18 3 1
4749 So this is what happens when you drink Dad's last beer... 1.2273 0.11266 22 18 3 1
4750 So... What I'm hearing you say is that you really don't feel like cooking tonight. 1.2273 0.11266 22 18 3 1
4751 No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to diet! 1.2273 0.13046 22 19 1 2
4752 Who put all this shit here? 1.2273 0.11266 22 18 3 1
4753 Hey Sarah! I see you joined NOOM 1.2273 0.09145 22 17 5 0
4754 I didn’t realize just how bad the mayonnaise was. 1.2273 0.11266 22 18 3 1
4755 Do you think we went too far with the baby-proofing? 1.2273 0.13046 22 19 1 2
4756 I guess your mom was serious about getting you to stop raiding the refrigerator. 1.2273 0.09145 22 17 5 0
4757 This is not what I meant when I said that we should add some spice to our cooking. 1.2273 0.11266 22 18 3 1
4758 She said this diet really works,but the first week is the toughest. 1.2273 0.11266 22 18 3 1
4759 Perhaps I shouldn't have suggested that you need to lose a few pounds. 1.2273 0.09145 22 17 5 0
4760 Now we'll feel like we really earned it. 1.2273 0.09145 22 17 5 0
4761 One way to conserve food 1.2273 0.11266 22 18 3 1
4762 What if this doesn't work and it still gets out? 1.2273 0.09145 22 17 5 0
4763 You think this will finally stop the late night snacking? 1.2273 0.09145 22 17 5 0
4764 But what if I just want a low-fat yogurt? 1.2273 0.11266 22 18 3 1
4765 The cookies are in the dishwasher 1.2273 0.11266 22 18 3 1
4766 It feels like a bait and switch to me. 1.2273 0.11266 22 18 3 1
4767 My inner Sherlock tells me that this is where the Prime Minister is hiding. 1.2273 0.11266 22 18 3 1
4768 But she's got mother. 1.2273 0.11266 22 18 3 1
4769 So you truly believe Martha Stewart endorsed this kitchen set? 1.2273 0.11266 22 18 3 1
4770 My therapist thinks it might help. 1.2273 0.11266 22 18 3 1
4771 OK, I heard you the first time. I'll stop snacking!! 1.2273 0.09145 22 17 5 0
4772 Scary? Sure. But the fear helped me lose 25 lbs! 1.2273 0.09145 22 17 5 0
4773 That ought to keep us till dinner. 1.2273 0.11266 22 18 3 1
4774 This oughta stop the kids from eating all the ice cream. 1.2273 0.13046 22 19 1 2
4775 This is part of that intermittent fasting for beginners kit I ordered. Don't worry - the traps are only active from 7p.m. to 7a.m. 1.2273 0.11266 22 18 3 1
4776 The jaws of death are a nice touch. 1.2273 0.11266 22 18 3 1
4777 This is not what I meant when I said we needed to baby-proof the house. 1.2273 0.11266 22 18 3 1
4778 I call it, “Denial”. 1.2273 0.11266 22 18 3 1
4779 One last attempt to lose our COVID 20. All or nothing. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
4780 Will power just does not hold a candle to my work-from-home appetite in times like these 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
4781 Do not eat your coworkers lunch God is watching you! 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
4782 Honey, you shouldn't have left the keys at your mom's 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
4783 Has mom put dad on a diet again? 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
4784 The stager said to draw the eyes away from the linoleum floor 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
4785 Let’s see if he really is smarter than your average bear 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
4786 We can also try not buying carbs. . 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
4787 Looks like mom is trying a new diet this week 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
4788 Why would they say we are fatphobic? 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
4789 Weight loss and Corona seems to have the same ancestor- Self-Control 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
4790 Alright! that's one way to stop midnight snacking 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
4791 It's the new membership option from Postmates. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
4792 This is not what I had in mind when you said you would go medieval on me 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
4793 Boy, Karen is taking this dieting thing was too seriously 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
4794 I told my roommate the passive-aggressive sticky notes were getting out of hand... 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
4795 Yeah this was a terrible idea, let’s go find the key 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
4796 Maybe we need to unfollow fitness influencers. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
4797 The last time they got out, they ate my cat. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
4798 I thought we asked for a Diet 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
4799 I can’t let you keep feeding the sourdough starter. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
4800 The Houdini food subscription is like Weight Watchers but with a twist. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
4801 I'm on a new diet sweetheart. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
4802 Looks like we're hitting the drive-thru. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
4803 It looks like our parents are still mad about the last time we raided their fridge. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
4804 For the last time, I didn’t touch your string cheese 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
4805 This is the only way we can keep Thanksgiving civil this year 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
4806 Brokers are always trying to lure you in with steel appliances these days 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
4807 I promise it's cheaper than a Peloton 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
4808 I call this diet The Kitchen En-trap-ment. I know it's derivative but it works 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
4809 Ok truth or dare? 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
4810 Is it me or is there something different about IKEA’s new kitchen displays? 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
4811 I told you not to touch her yogurt. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
4812 Pizza Hut or Dominos? 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
4813 How long do wasps live? 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
4814 I told you Daryl would notice those missing taquitos. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
4815 I think mom is serious about stoping these Covid-19 midnight munching raids..... 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
4816 NOW it feels like an Airbnb holiday at home 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
4817 The problem is I left the key inside the refrigerator 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
4818 The realtor said this home security system will really boost its appraisal. Personally, I think it could hurt the bear market though 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
4819 Are you sure your parents don't mind we using their vacation house? 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
4820 Mom & dad were not kidding when they said we need to put in our share for groceries. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
4821 We can’t solve our marriage issues, yet breeze through these when we’re drunk? 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
4822 All because I touched your Nutella? 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
4823 This is everything that came with the Intermittent Fasting Kit. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
4824 Do you think they know their groceries would be safe to eat if they washed them? 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
4825 I was thinking something different when I asked you to prepare things for my mother's visit this weekend. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
4826 It is called self-control. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
4827 We’re Going on a Food Hunt @b_a_bourgeois @newyorkercartoons @newyorkerphoto @newyorkermag 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
4828 I guess Dad didn’t believe me when I told him he was sleep walking and he ate all his food and drank all his beer. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
4829 Do you want to gain another quaranTEN? 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
4830 That should take care of your sleepwalking eating. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
4831 Yeah, no. It’s definitely still missing something. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
4832 The 'New Normal' Hunger Games. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
4833 I said I wanted dessert food, not a food desert. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
4834 I guess we missed last call. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
4835 Sure you can use the apt. We’ll lock a few things up 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
4836 Do you think we should add a couple of plants to soften the look? 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
4837 I said make it difficult, not “Voting Booth in Georgia.” 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
4838 So, onto baby proofing the batroom cabinets? 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
4839 Do you think we will loose some weight now? 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
4840 Would a mask be easier? 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
4841 I still think the cow magnet is the way to go. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
4842 Are you sure it's necessary ?" "Well Trump said they were hungry for revenge 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
4843 Did you try self-control? 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
4844 I wonder if we could pay extra to get it unfurnished 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
4845 This and the trap door for Postmates and we’re good. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
4846 I think it’ll work this time 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
4847 Is this Walking Dead or Homeland Security?” 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
4848 They really don't want anyone to look through their stuff during the open house, do they? 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
4849 And as you can see, it comes with stainless steel booby traps. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
4850 Mom said she can't keep going to the store three times a day, so we'll have to wait until dinner. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
4851 I’m not sure you’ve grasped the concept behind baby proofing. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
4852 Uncle Bill is slow to take a hint. Is there anything we can add? 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
4853 I guess it wasn’t a communal ham. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
4854 According to Trump, the Democrats did this. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
4855 I'm guessing Weight Watchers hasn't worked for you 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
4856 You think we are ready for our college son to come home? 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
4857 This situation makes me want even more cheese. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
4858 Why didn't we do this at the start of quarantine? 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
4859 I still think it's faster than the drive thru 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
4860 This is how you spent our stimulus check? 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
4861 That cheese was to die for... 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
4862 Gluten. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
4863 Wow. Those food delivery apps really mean business. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
4864 "You're right. These ideas should work splendidly in the border cages." 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
4865 We've made eating dangerous again. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
4866 Do you suppose we should keep the beer in the garage? 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
4867 Is this a hint? 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
4868 I hope you find the keys to, the milk will expire tomorrow.... 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
4869 I don't know, maybe Thunderdome was the wrong design palette? 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
4870 As soon as they leave. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
4871 Now remember. NO sleepwalking! 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
4872 It’s the only way to prevent Covid-15. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
4873 Well, the door is still open for take-out. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
4874 I also replaced the battery in the smoke detector. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
4875 Believe it or not, it was cheaper than NOOM 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
4876 Would you grab the ice cream for me? 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
4877 Don't worry, the kids will figure it out! 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
4878 This time Big Daddy is really serious about his diet. 1.2222 0.15244 18 16 0 2
4879 I can see there's no cheating on this diet 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
4880 Optimizing the traps for the elusive, pot bellied, minimally tufted midnight snacker. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
4881 Say what you will it's still a killer diet 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
4882 You know my insulin’s in the fridge, right? Right?!? 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
4883 It was a choice. This or wire my mouth shut. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
4884 Why don’t you just call an exorcist? 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
4885 Part of the new Health and Wellness curriculum at Dalton? 1.2222 0.15244 18 16 0 2
4886 We should be able to stay on a diet now! 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
4887 Are you sure there's some pie left? 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
4888 What do think, let's go out tonight? 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
4889 At least I don't have to clean the refrigerator while we self- quarantine. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
4890 I saw this on Mcguyver once, now if I can just swing over to that towel. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
4891 Yes, stress eating should be more challenging. That way we can keep our edge for the zombie apocalypse. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
4892 Look, if it wasn’t safe the President would tell us! 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
4893 Yes hiding our valuables in the fridge IS a good idea but the additional security measures might give it away! 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
4894 Are you sure you looked everywhere else for the TV remote? 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
4895 Now I'm hungry AND horny. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
4896 We should probably get take out tonight. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
4897 You're Right,Covid-19 got me. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
4898 You clearly mastered social distancing yourself from the fridge 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
4899 You’re sure the Open House was today? 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
4900 I forgot to fill the ice tray. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
4901 He can be such a bear until he's had his coffee. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
4902 He said he’s protecting his food supply from pillaging by the radical left and Antifa. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
4903 Who would have thought keeping a child safe would come to this? 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
4904 Still mad I ate the last cannoli? 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
4905 Bring it looters 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
4906 Yeah, but the rental ad did say "Absolutely NO sharing of any section in the fridge". 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
4907 It's the COVID-19 lockdown diet. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
4908 Well alright - I think we are finally ready for Passover! 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
4909 Which one is your mother not going to notice? 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
4910 Sure, we’ll lose weight, but I’m a little worried about the cat. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
4911 Well, I sure hope this Commando Diet is all that it's cracked up to be! 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
4912 Hey, if it worked for Adele, it's gotta work for Lizzo, right? 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
4913 You know, our new roommate could've just put his name on the leftovers. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
4914 How much weight can you lose on this medieval diet? 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
4915 Best mouse trap ever! 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
4916 Remember when you said you'd do anything for that last piece of cheesecake? 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
4917 You’ve obviously never heard of poached eggs. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
4918 Aunt Martha is dropping by again? Does she ever go shopping? 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
4919 Wouldn't gastric bypass be safer? 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
4920 Are you sure you won't confess to stealing my groceries? 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
4921 I haven't lost any weight but the kitchen has stayed really clean. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
4922 I'm really trying to avoid gaining the quarantine-fifteen. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
4923 Where do you think they left the toilet paper? 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
4924 Did I forget to say 'intermittent'? Intermittent fasting? 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
4925 Not to worry, only 3 more days to prom night... 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
4926 Probably the last piece of his late grandmother's apple pie. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
4927 You're right. The steel chains on stainless steel just doesn't work." 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
4928 Honey, maybe you miscounted how many cupcakes were left. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
4929 He could have just written his name on his yogurt. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
4930 I said beer box not bear box. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
4931 Not sure, where do you think they hide their valuables? 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
4932 This is what they mean by "Eat out kitchen" 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
4933 Did you have to lock up the coffee maker too? 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
4934 What kind of ice cream did you say it is again? 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
4935 The stove is gas for obvious reasons. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
4936 Some say child safe. I say child sorry. 1.2222 0.15244 18 16 0 2
4937 You're right: The peanut butter is completely gone. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
4938 This happens every time Dad gains five pounds. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
4939 Wow. Does Mom think we're overeating? 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
4940 I didn’t realize we literally wait and watch. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
4941 It’s still safer than eating indoors at a restaurant 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
4942 I still think we should have checked the fridge one more time to make sure the dog is out. 1.2222 0.15244 18 16 0 2
4943 That green stuff can't escape now ... probably. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
4944 Did you remember to take the tonic and limes out? 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
4945 Normandy Beach Diet! 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
4946 No, it’s a ‘mousse’ trap. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
4947 Mom is trying that new Trapkins Diet. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
4948 Say goodbye to our ant problem. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
4949 Hmm ... should we eat in or just do take-out? 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
4950 I guess it’s time we talked about my trust issues. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
4951 Chinese tonight? 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
4952 I know I said I wanted a smart fridge, but this is more than I bargained for! 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
4953 Bet you ten bucks she caves tomorrow 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
4954 This time I'm taking my diet seriously. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
4955 Damn, I locked the key in the fridge 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
4956 And this is how I’ve avoided the Covid “19”. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
4957 I know it's a New York cockroach, but...." 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
4958 I think I left my car keys inside. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
4959 But he did lost thirty pounds in two weeks" 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
4960 Do you think this will take care of our bingeing for today? 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
4961 I like the bear trap. You can never be too careful if you have ice cream in the fridge even in the suburbs. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
4962 Was ‘breakfast’ our safe word? 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
4963 I’d die for ice cream right now. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
4964 Don’t we have a pantry that locks? 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
4965 Maybe Weightwatchers wasn't such a bad idea afterall. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
4966 But is it ant-proof? 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
4967 But it's still not "fool" proof... 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
4968 Trap or treat ? 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
4969 Couldn't we try Noom just one time? 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
4970 It's called the Navy Seals Diet. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
4971 That should take care of our snacking problems. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
4972 Are you sure this is free with the new WEIGHT WATCHERS? 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
4973 I think I'm ready for your parent's visit. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
4974 Oh Honey. Be a man, now. I’ll be waiting for you right here! 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
4975 Sooo... new diet? 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
4976 There's no food, but it makes me feel I'm in control of my diet. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
4977 The keys? I don't remember... 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
4978 Guess we'll have to go out for dinner. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
4979 It’s a killer diet 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
4980 When the ad said ‘No Pets’, I assumed it meant a cat or a dog. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
4981 Maybe we should consider Weight Watchers first. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
4982 They say it's a very effective diet. But signing all those waivers are unnerving! 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
4983 But it's done nothing about the fruit flies. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
4984 Is this the medieval diet? 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
4985 Well, I thought it was temporary too but it turns out she's a pack rat. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
4986 I said you could move in, Brad. I didn't say you could share my food. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
4987 NOT the way to catch Corona Virus, Silas. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
4988 I think we have everything correct for the neo-Houdini diet 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
4989 Wouldn't a piece of smelly cheese on a trap been easier? 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
4990 No fast food 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
4991 '"Those must be some cookies.' 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
4992 Well, you wanted the mouse gone, didn’t you? 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
4993 Weight Watchers really means business" 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
4994 OK, there’s still door dash. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
4995 It’s biteful. Isn’t it? 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
4996 Mom's pretty serious about that last piece of chocolate cake. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
4997 Trump said to try this if the disinfectant injections don't work. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
4998 Ya Know, I’m pretty sure I’ve got a bag of Cheetos in the car. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
4999 You say Houdini’s in there? 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
5000 Ok Ghislaine we've got your documents safe. But how do we protect you from the Epstein-Barr virus? 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
5001 Are we feeling out of control? 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
5002 Do you think he'll get the hint and move out? 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
5003 It's the definitive statement on food insecurity. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
5004 I know you want me to lose weight, but do you have to go all medieval on this? 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
5005 is it that time of the year again???? 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
5006 But, honey, I'm thinking only of your health. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
5007 Fat camp is going virtual this summer. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
5008 That should make the paper towels safe? 1.2222 0.15244 18 16 0 2
5009 Fifty shades of freeze 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
5010 I'm not so sure about this No Cal.Diet. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
5011 But . . . how would they know we keep our cash in the fridge? 1.2222 0.15244 18 16 0 2
5012 I'm interviewing for new lodgers this afternoon. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
5013 Looks like someone took "Lockdown kitchen" literally. But, what monster were they hiding in the fridge? Carbs? 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
5014 Feel like ordering in? 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
5015 I think we have enough in savings to cancel the low cost maximum weight loss plan. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
5016 I should never have married a Houdini. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
5017 You really think this will stop your mom? 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
5018 I still think a fly swatter would work better. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
5019 This was a terrible idea; the wine is still in there. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
5020 They say the Houdini Diet works...if it doesn't kill you. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
5021 Guess we’ll have to go out to dinner after all! 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
5022 Good. I’ll go pick up the babysitter now. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
5023 Ok, I'm listening now: you don't like cooking? 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
5024 Any thing to avoid the Covid 15 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
5025 Maybe we should have just bought the Peloton. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
5026 I'm on a new die-it. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
5027 Nah, I didn't include the wine fridge. I have my standards. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
5028 Hmmm... we could always try tunneling. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
5029 How much longer are we on Keto? 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
5030 Yes, the perfect gun locker... 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
5031 You are one kinky bastard, Ken. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
5032 And not even an egg in the fridge ... wicket! 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
5033 I’m not sure you really grasped the idea of an Escape Room. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
5034 I dunno, do you really think they say, 'Welcome?' 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
5035 ...All I did was borrow a yogurt cup. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
5036 ... it's called locked up diet 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
5037 O.K. Walk me through it one more time. There was a mouse...? 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
5038 I guess it's too early for the Hungry Man Meal. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
5039 Could be a trap. . . 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
5040 It is two bedrooms though. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
5041 First day on the "External Willpower" diet. Wonder why it hasn't caught on yet? Big results are claimed to be assured! 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
5042 I don't even like Truffles. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
5043 Don't worry...I have a small fridge in the garage. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
5044 That's some diet plan. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
5045 I wouldn't get caught dead here. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
5046 Karen sure seems hellbent on this Paleo craze. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
5047 Or we could just wear face masks. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
5048 And I thought the paleo diet was over the top. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
5049 For the first time today, Alec regrets marrying an artist. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
5050 Let’s order pizza tonight. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
5051 A serious diet! 1.2222 0.09745 27 22 4 1
5052 It beats counting carbs. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
5053 And yet, he still can’t keep the squirrels out of the bird feeder. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
5054 I understand you have a chance to use your skills now but I'm glad my cooking days are over. Yippee! 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
5055 Maybe I should have just joined Weight Watchers. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
5056 If you're not the one sneaking snacks then you don't have to worry about it 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
5057 Mom really doesn't want us eating that cheesecake before the party. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
5058 'Well, this is one way to get him to get him to wash his hands before having a snack." 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
5059 I warned the kids about instituting potentially strict quarantine measures. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
5060 I bet the place has "good bones." 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
5061 I think they are serious about their diet this time. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
5062 On these humid summer days, it's important to make sure the refrigerator doors stay closed. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
5063 Maybe we should've killed it before putting it in there. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
5064 Medieval Modern...I like it! 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
5065 ...and the toilet paper's in the safe. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
5066 We had to do something to protect us during the stay at home order! 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
5067 I don't want to give up dining out. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
5068 Maybe the “Tiger King” diet isn’t such a good idea 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
5069 So this is the newest fad in diet hardware? 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
5070 Why...?! That’s all she had to say was ‘clean up after yourselves.’ 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
5071 I don’t think this is going to look good on AirBnB. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
5072 Lighten up. They're teenagers. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
5073 Yep...starting another new diet today. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
5074 Looks like Karen's at it again... 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
5075 It's working, I lost 10 lbs in a week! 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
5076 WTF do your parents have in there anyway?? 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
5077 That must be where he keeps his passwords. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
5078 Yessir, reopen ASAP, go for it! 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
5079 Now, there's a diet that means business!!! 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
5080 Thanks, I guess. I would have been happy with you just making sure the soda was sugar free. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
5081 I think I'm ready to start that new diet now. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
5082 You said you wanted a challenge... 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
5083 I’m thinking Chicken Houdini tonight, Babe. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
5084 This is almost as good as the chastity belt you designed for Christy. 1.2222 0.10083 18 14 4 0
5085 So much for the Spanish omelet - the Inquisition beat us to it! 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
5086 Which Food Delivery app are we using this morning? 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
5087 One day you'll meet my mother. She's an intensely private person. 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
5088 I think the dishwasher is probably safe on its own 1.2222 0.12924 18 15 2 1
5089 Make me a sandwich. 1.2174 0.12505 23 20 1 2
5090 Yeah, I could eat. 1.2174 0.12505 23 20 1 2
5091 Hasbro's Mouse Trap: 2020 Coronavirus Version 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
5092 I thought edible sculptures were edible 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
5093 Honey, don't you think this plan to get rid of the Covid-19 is a little aggressive? 1.2174 0.12505 23 20 1 2
5094 I’m not anorexic I’m just not hungry right now. 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
5095 I like it. It puts the "die" back in "diet". 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
5096 I'd say my folks are serious about us getting our own place 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
5097 Shall we order out? 1.2174 0.12505 23 20 1 2
5098 Think. If you were Gordon's pralines where would you be? 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
5099 You don’t suppose it’s the kids, do you? 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
5100 Indiana Jones has said he’ll make a house call . 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
5101 Something tells me the kitchen is off limits at this AirBnB. 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
5102 They did guaranteed I'd loose 10 pounds the first week. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
5103 Like I said, no midnight snacks 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
5104 Was this escape room designed by Dagwood Bumstead? 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
5105 I knew we shouldn't have gone with this new dieting plan. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
5106 '' It's absolutely key what's inside the food chains.'' 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
5107 I know they don't want us to touch their stuff, but they have gone too far. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
5108 I Think He Was Serious About His Eggos 1.2174 0.12505 23 20 1 2
5109 Getting a slice of cold pizza used to be a lot easier. 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
5110 Did you scrape the plates before you loaded the dishwasher? 1.2174 0.08794 23 18 5 0
5111 And I thought Ikea directions were bad! 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
5112 Do you think adding a laser field would make it too much? 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
5113 This one-ups our chastity belt diet. 1.2174 0.10810 23 19 3 1
5114 I’m really craving some Ben&Jerry right now 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
5115 I don't think think these meatless Mondays are going to work. 1.2143 0.15473 14 12 1 1
5116 Do you think we can still have an open concept kitchen? 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
5117 Who knew sourdough starter could grow like that? 1.2143 0.15473 14 12 1 1
5118 So... She's serious about her cake cooling down 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
5119 Is tap water ok? 1.2143 0.15473 14 12 1 1
5120 Meh, lets just go out 1.2143 0.15473 14 12 1 1
5121 Uber Eats marketing is getting out of control. 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
5122 If we don’t eat we never have to go to the grocery store 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
5123 We MAY have overcorrected 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
5124 Honey, I feel trapped 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
5125 The kids asked if they could make something in the kitchen. 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
5126 ‘And you’re sure a simple note on the fridge door won’t work?’ 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
5127 So...doordash? 1.2143 0.15473 14 12 1 1
5128 I fed my sourdough starter after midnight. 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
5129 And you said they’re called 5G rats? 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
5130 I think is not enough, sorry. 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
5131 It’s the diet we’ve been waiting for - it forces you to order out for every meal! 1.2143 0.15473 14 12 1 1
5132 I put the milk carton back in the fridge empty just one time and mom just loses it! 1.2143 0.15473 14 12 1 1
5133 Well I guess that’s one way to do Farm To Table... 1.2143 0.15473 14 12 1 1
5134 This was the recommendation from the nutritionist after I sent her our food log from the past few months. 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
5135 I hope it’s not another Instagram scam. The before and after results looked really believable. 1.2143 0.15473 14 12 1 1
5136 Is this really the only way? 1.2143 0.15473 14 12 1 1
5137 You think we still need the lasers? 1.2143 0.07897 28 22 6 0
5138 I should have just gotten you a Peloton for your birthday. 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
5139 Still beats running 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
5140 Maybe we should just order out from the Halal Guys again. 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
5141 We should have just stuck with slim fast... 1.2143 0.15473 14 12 1 1
5142 Yup, mom’s serious about dad’s diet. 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
5143 It’s either this or getting COVID. 1.2143 0.15473 14 12 1 1
5144 Do you think we should add a moat? 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
5145 Looks like the kids came up with quite the escape room challenge this week. On a completely unrelated note, I think it’s your day to make the coffee. 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
5146 Is the dinner in the fridge or is it us? 🤪 1.2143 0.15473 14 12 1 1
5147 See, the logic is that if you work hard enough, you deserve to eat. 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
5148 I mean, it’s tempting.. 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
5149 Great job Morgan! I can't wait to see your ideas for guest bedroom 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
5150 Or else we wear a Mask? 1.2143 0.15473 14 12 1 1
5151 Can we eat at your parents' again? 1.2143 0.15473 14 12 1 1
5152 Oh, C'mon......Is my cooking really that bad? 1.2143 0.15473 14 12 1 1
5153 So that's where you keep the kombacha 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
5154 At least there's no math involved. 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
5155 It's sort of a combination of Weight Watchers and 'Survivor'. 1.2143 0.15473 14 12 1 1
5156 Wouldn't have been easier just to empty it? 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
5157 Well, the chili is made, but I didn’t have five alarms. 1.2143 0.15473 14 12 1 1
5158 Willpower just didn't work for me. 1.2143 0.15473 14 12 1 1
5159 Well, one night when I was a kid these three bears stole my porridge... 1.2143 0.15473 14 12 1 1
5160 Stopping the extra covid at 19. 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
5161 It’s this new diet my mom is trying 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
5162 Maybe we should just leave a note for the babysitter 1.2143 0.15473 14 12 1 1
5163 I've lost 6 pounds. And my pinky toe. 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
5164 Maybe we shouldn’t have gotten the 10 lb lobsters. 1.2143 0.15473 14 12 1 1
5165 The Hunger Games meet COVID-19 1.2143 0.15473 14 12 1 1
5166 Or we can return the wedding dress for one in my true size. 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
5167 So I guess "what part of no don't you understand" wasn't rhetorical. 1.2143 0.15473 14 12 1 1
5168 The "Don't Even Think About It" Diet 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
5169 I know you hate to cook, but isn't this a bit much? 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
5170 Maybe we are taking intermittent fasting just a little too far. 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
5171 That dietician did promise us guaranteed results. 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
5172 I don’t know what to say...when the yoga pants didn’t fit anymore, I kinda lost it! 1.2143 0.15473 14 12 1 1
5173 I have real hopes that this latest diet won't just be another fad 1.2143 0.15473 14 12 1 1
5174 Wouldn't it be simpler to build a wall? 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
5175 It's the new No Keyto Unlock It diet. 1.2143 0.15473 14 12 1 1
5176 Or, we can just get him gluten-free stuff. 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
5177 ...now where did I put that key... 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
5178 My roommate has food sharing issues. 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
5179 Is the dishwasher clean? I picked up pizza and ice cream. 1.2143 0.15473 14 12 1 1
5180 But will this help us lose weight? 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
5181 disincentive is one thing . . . 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
5182 It's called the Medieval Beach diet. 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
5183 I guess Mum really wants us to stop cooking at home. 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
5184 Well, how else can we keep our candidate’s peccadillo file private? 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
5185 That's one original diet you're on... 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
5186 You were serious about the peanut allergy! I cant believe all this stuff was same day delivery! 1.2143 0.15473 14 12 1 1
5187 Counting calories 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
5188 It's not so bad, after the first month you get to remove one beartrap a week! 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
5189 Honey, can you do the dishes tonight? 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
5190 I'm glad I hid a spare key. 1.2143 0.15473 14 12 1 1
5191 I had no idea they would roll back the reopening plan to THAT extent... 1.2143 0.15473 14 12 1 1
5192 I guess we have to physical distance from it. 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
5193 The Most Dangerous Game 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
5194 I'm not even hungry. 1.2143 0.15473 14 12 1 1
5195 Maybe we should cut back on buying so much salmon. 1.2143 0.15473 14 12 1 1
5196 'Not recommended' is not the same as forbidden, right? 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
5197 I see your Mom's on a diet. 1.2143 0.15473 14 12 1 1
5198 locked up in the lockdown ? 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
5199 It's her dieting OCD again. 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
5200 I thought the airbnb listing Bear Trap Lodge would be less literal 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
5201 I have heard of a lobster trap but this is a little over the top? 1.2143 0.15473 14 12 1 1
5202 I thought this would be safer than saying ‘yes’ when you asked if those jeans made your butt look big 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
5203 "Why did we do this again?" 1.2143 0.15473 14 12 1 1
5204 I’m trying the 0:0 diet this week” 1.2143 0.15473 14 12 1 1
5205 And I thought counting calories was torture. 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
5206 You win. The butter will go in the cupboard. 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
5207 ...I sprayed the locks with the virus too. Just to be safe! 1.2143 0.15473 14 12 1 1
5208 It's not a diet, it's behavior modification. 1.2143 0.15473 14 12 1 1
5209 Do we still need a mask now that we locked down the house? 1.2143 0.15473 14 12 1 1
5210 Is ‘keto’ short for ‘starvation’? 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
5211 This is going to help us lose our Quarantine 15. 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
5212 I thought we said the traps were just for the kids! 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
5213 They call it the “braveman diet”. 1.2143 0.15473 14 12 1 1
5214 I guess we didn’t mishear Dad when he said there’s bear in the fridge. 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
5215 Do you think we've overdone the preparation for Mother's visit? 1.2143 0.15473 14 12 1 1
5216 Something tells me your mother is really serious about dieting this time. 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
5217 You're sure it didn't say Air D'n'D? 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
5218 It's called the 'no pain, no gain' diet. 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
5219 Darn, I forgot the combination. 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
5220 Don't worry, I'm pretty sure Grandma won't come back to haunt us this time. 1.2143 0.15473 14 12 1 1
5221 We might have to eat out after all.... 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
5222 HAVING A 16 YEAR OLD SON IS A REAL CHALLENGE 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
5223 I feel like having some Houdini for lunch 1.2143 0.15473 14 12 1 1
5224 The picture here reinforces the owner's instructions that the kitchen is completely off limits. Dear, what do you think?" 1.2143 0.15473 14 12 1 1
5225 You call it a 'nudge', I call it a challenge 1.2143 0.15473 14 12 1 1
5226 I know it's big, strong and smells like your uncle Jack. Also, it seems to always know when we're out-of-town. Wait a minute, do you suppose... 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
5227 Nobody messes with my sourdough starter. 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
5228 Help yourself to anything in the kitchen. 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
5229 Maybe we should just just adjust our micro-dosing schedule ?" Z.Z.Cupac Sydney, Australi 1.2143 0.15473 14 12 1 1
5230 This new diet is going too far. 1.2143 0.15473 14 12 1 1
5231 Sourdough starter, who knew? 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
5232 I think your roommate's trying to tell you something. 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
5233 This diet is guaranteed to get results. 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
5234 Perhaps this will stop the Corona virus? 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
5235 I know we just ate an hour ago, but I'm starving. Cover me, I'm going in. 1.2143 0.15473 14 12 1 1
5236 This is my at-home version of "Survivor". 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
5237 « Ladies and gentlemen, let Hunger Escape Games begin! » 1.2143 0.15473 14 12 1 1
5238 I just love how dedicated our trainer is! 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
5239 Honey if I really wanted a beer, do really think this would stop me? 1.2143 0.15473 14 12 1 1
5240 You telling me it's time we ate out? 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
5241 Now maybe I'll find out who's been getting into my yogurt! 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
5242 Agreed, I shouldn't have told the Joneses about our Clorox wipes in an unencrypted meeting. 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
5243 Let's call it "The No Willpower Needed Diet" 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
5244 That will keep the dog from getting to the cold cuts. 1.2143 0.15473 14 12 1 1
5245 It didn't look like this until he got on The Biggest Loser. 1.2143 0.15473 14 12 1 1
5246 For her next unbelievable trick she can wash the dishes. 1.2143 0.15473 14 12 1 1
5247 Maybe this goes beyond child-proofing. 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
5248 Best method I 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
5249 Do you think we could afford a trap-door and a pit? 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
5250 Still, maybe just a little ice cream. 1.2143 0.15473 14 12 1 1
5251 The struggle is real. 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
5252 In Germany they call this the essenhalt method. 1.2143 0.15473 14 12 1 1
5253 I'm not just some rube. 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
5254 Should we just order in? 1.2143 0.15473 14 12 1 1
5255 Foia Gras is so damn hard to get in California. The L.A. Gooseliver Gang is not going to steel ours. 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
5256 It makes kitchen cleanup so much easier. 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
5257 It actually makes me more hungry. 1.2143 0.15473 14 12 1 1
5258 This way they won’t squeeze the Charmin 1.2143 0.15473 14 12 1 1
5259 Wanna grab a burger? 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
5260 But will it keep people six feet apart? 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
5261 Was it really a good idea to hide the toilet paper in there? 1.2143 0.15473 14 12 1 1
5262 Whatever happened to good old-fashioned willpower?" 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
5263 Maybe it seems extreme, but if it worked in 'Nam it can work for us 1.2143 0.15473 14 12 1 1
5264 I did lose five pounds. 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
5265 I guess I should have asked a few more questions... 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
5266 Teenagers. Mom's food budget. What do you think? 1.2143 0.15473 14 12 1 1
5267 And, of course, there's the laser grid... 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
5268 You said you wanted my help, so...yeah. 1.2143 0.15473 14 12 1 1
5269 And there's more of this in the bedroom. 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
5270 It would still be worth the risk. 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
5271 On second thought, maybe we just go back to CrossFit? 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
5272 Guess we no longer rely on will power. 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
5273 I guess we have to go back to the table and eat her medieval stew. 1.2143 0.15473 14 12 1 1
5274 Hmmm. Which one do you think has a better bite? 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
5275 We're trying to stop him from raiding the fridge, not repel the D-Day landings, so let's lose the spikes. 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
5276 Better than wasting money on a carb counting app right? 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
5277 I still prefer the paleo diet.... 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
5278 But, the package clearly said eat or freeze by June 30, 2020 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
5279 That takes care of the snacks. Let go work on his video games. 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
5280 Or, we could try exercise. 1.2143 0.15473 14 12 1 1
5281 So... UberEATS then? 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
5282 Diet, day one! 1.2143 0.15473 14 12 1 1
5283 Should we go out for lunch? 1.2143 0.15473 14 12 1 1
5284 I don't care; I'm FITTING into that wedding dress! 1.2143 0.15473 14 12 1 1
5285 You underestimate my lack of will power. 1.2143 0.15473 14 12 1 1
5286 But I do love the open concept. 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
5287 I guess, one little snack won't hurt. 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
5288 „Honey this is bad. I feel like black people who want to register to vote.“ 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
5289 Yup, here is our wall. 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
5290 No intermittent fasting didn’t work. 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
5291 Restarting our New Year's Resolution are we? 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
5292 It’s this new diet I’m trying out 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
5293 I’m not sure this is what they mean by “hunger pains” 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
5294 I said “Keto” not “Cato” 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
5295 Does it count as losing weight if I lose a leg? 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
5296 Alright, fine. We'll just have to use one in the garage from here on out. 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
5297 It's getting quite difficult to eat Steve's lunch. 1.2105 0.14467 19 17 0 2
5298 That’s how intermittent fasting works the best. 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
5299 And I still can’t lose any weight! 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
5300 Well Susan, you’ve really put the ‘die’ in diet. 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
5301 Should we let grandma out of the refrigerator?” “No, not yet. 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
5302 This way we can afford rent this month. 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
5303 But does it spark joy? 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
5304 This diet seems dangerous 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
5305 He’s taking this diet pretty serious, let’s just go to McDonald’s. 1.2105 0.14467 19 17 0 2
5306 Lose a leg for a Cheese String or sit through another Zoom call without snacks?" "No contest 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
5307 That should get the rats 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
5308 well, we ran out of sanitizer and hand soap, so it’s a no go. 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
5309 Did you remember to refill the Brita? 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
5310 This way, instead of eating our feelings, we feel our eatings. 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
5311 This diet is going viral in social media. 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
5312 s top chef really is stepping up their cooking challenges 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
5313 We have come up with a strict diet for your days in lockdown. 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
5314 You’re not hungry, you’re just bored 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
5315 I know I did this to keep myself from eating more snacks, but I don’t think it will be enough 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
5316 There’s also a moat with crocodiles for food delivery. 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
5317 I don’t have self-control. I need all the help I can get. 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
5318 I think you are overreacting now. I told you I'm not into late night snacks anymore 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
5319 There’s no way my refrigerator is running this time 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
5320 Are you sure this is in the official Whole30 rules? 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
5321 I think I prefer the bear trap in the stainless steel, don’t you? 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
5322 They advertised it as an effective ‘willpower enhancer’. 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
5323 The Corona Virus Recovery Diet 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
5324 ...and I even ate the keys. [pause] Dangit, which weren’t on the diet! 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
5325 Honey, I think you may be taking the 'No Carbs' thing a bit too far" 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
5326 So... Uber Eats or Seamless? 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
5327 I dunno, honey...I think I still hear the hum. 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
5328 You think dad will get it? 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
5329 Did I tell you about the school district? 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
5330 ‘I must admit this was not the kind of bear trap I thought we were talking about’ 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
5331 The super said ‘no snake pits’ but Amazon says our order is On It’s Way. 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
5332 Dunno...If it really is a honey badger, that won't stop him. 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
5333 My Noom coach suggested it 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
5334 This should help with intermittent fasting. 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
5335 I really thought Spot considered us family. 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
5336 I know it seems like too much, but he lost 18 pounds. 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
5337 I read all about it in the "Diet of Worms." 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
5338 Well, that should do it. No more snacking between Zoom meetings. 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
5339 Guess we should spring for the DoorDash membership. 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
5340 I could sure use a nice cold beer about now. 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
5341 When you can't afford Peloton 1.2105 0.14467 19 17 0 2
5342 Maybe we should just order a pizza. 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
5343 You think? 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
5344 And for a touch of humor, let's add a mousetrap. 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
5345 My roommate is really picky about sharing leftovers. 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
5346 Will it be enough to keep your dad on his diet? 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
5347 Getting there is half the fun! 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
5348 Are they stainless steel? 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
5349 ... Or we could try intermittent fasting one more time” 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
5350 Total Protection!!! 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
5351 Did he do it for us or for himself? 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
5352 It's a very effective weight-loss program. So far I've lost 12 pounds and three toes. 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
5353 Maybe Whole 30 wasn’t so bad... 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
5354 It' s not a diet. 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
5355 We can’t keep doing this every time we watch “My 600 lb Life”. 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
5356 Did you remember to put the lid on the butter dish? 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
5357 Maybe we should just move to the garage. 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
5358 I think it will put a stop to the midnight binge eating" 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
5359 This voter suppression stuff has really gotten out of hand. 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
5360 John, having just freed himself from chains, was worried that Anne's mental episodes may be worsening. 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
5361 You’re sure you don’t want to order take-out. 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
5362 there's nothing funny about this 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
5363 I'm sorry my dieting may inconvenience you. 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
5364 I think I'll stick with keto. 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
5365 If you're careful, you can still get some ice. 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
5366 You think this is typical advice shrinks give kids with eating disorders? 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
5367 Finally. The enforceable diet. 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
5368 Looks like they're not into sharing . 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
5369 Do you think it's all safe and secure enough? 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
5370 Well, one way or another, you'll lose ten pounds. 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
5371 This felt easier than a diet. 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
5372 They said to make our house "show ready" during a pandemic. 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
5373 This advice must come from the same therapist who recommended a chastity belt for your niece 1.2105 0.14467 19 17 0 2
5374 This might help your sugar problem? 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
5375 Are you sure it's enough? 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
5376 Really, Steve? The great Foodini? 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
5377 Alexa, list pizza delivery near me. 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
5378 You could have just said we are ordering out... 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
5379 I think I will go back to Weight Watchers. 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
5380 Which should we try? 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
5381 I heard some of the guests might be from Antifa. 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
5382 I really think that this Survivor’s Diet will work for me this time. 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
5383 It's the new "Eat, Prey, Love" diet. 1.2105 0.14467 19 17 0 2
5384 But going out is such a hassle. 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
5385 Now THIS is what you call a mouse trap! 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
5386 I think we're all set for your brother's visit. 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
5387 This one’s called “Stop Stealing My Food: An Interactive Piece” 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
5388 So what do you want for dinner? 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
5389 The bear traps are perhaps a little over the top. 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
5390 And remember that many other diets are deficient in iron. 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
5391 Or we could try the Guillotine Diet". They say you're guaranteed to lose 15 pounds the first day. 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
5392 Your mother really hates my cooking, doesn't she 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
5393 It's the kitchen of my dreams. 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
5394 The Realtor did say it was a killer price. 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
5395 The previous renter used to work on the Berlin Wall. 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
5396 Everyone is going to know that this is where we store our TP 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
5397 I don't know, honey...couldn't we just call pest control? 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
5398 Dieting is torture. 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
5399 Those greens in the garden are looking better and better. 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
5400 It's kind of like an escape room in reverse. 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
5401 They booby-trapped everything but the kitchen sink. 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
5402 Yep, I think we have the kitchen childproofed now. 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
5403 What if we misplace the keys? 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
5404 Babe, I didn't say you were fat. I said that dress made you LOOK fat. 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
5405 We shouldn’t have eaten Mom’s dinner yesterday. 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
5406 If this doesn't stop your sleep eating, I don't know what will. 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
5407 I think I prefer trying Weight Watchers or South Beach 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
5408 I'll go get the car keys. 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
5409 No, I get it. Those last few pounds are really hard to lose. 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
5410 I still think we should invest in a mouse trap as well. 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
5411 You know, they might not really have been mouse droppings after all. 1.2105 0.14467 19 17 0 2
5412 So... this is the solution to our ant problem that you and your buddies worked out over a few beers? 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
5413 Honey, I know I agreed to a threesome but would you mind if we explored another partner? 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
5414 I still think it would be easier to have an empty refrigerator. So let's eat all the food tonight. 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
5415 It's great practice for our Manhattan apartment, where we're not going to have a kitchen at all! 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
5416 How long ago you swallowed the keys again? 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
5417 The children have taken it up a notch. 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
5418 We’ll figure out who’s been drinking all your beer. 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
5419 Wait -- is the insulin still in there? 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
5420 Are you sure this Impaleo Diet is going to work? 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
5421 It does look daunting, but if I want ice cream at 3 am, I don't think it will stop me. 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
5422 Now we wait 14 days. And this was easier than wearing a mask to the grocery store? 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
5423 Honey, this should stop whoever is raiding our food in the middle of the night, since it’s neither of us. 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
5424 I never knew Quasimodo's kids wore braces! 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
5425 Of course, this won't work if the refrigerator raider is also a masochist. 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
5426 Couldn't you just have locked the door Kyle? 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
5427 We've got the new diet strategy nailed down. Yahoo!! 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
5428 My new diet is torture submitted by Peter Funk, NYC 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
5429 I dunno I just feel trapped in my own house. 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
5430 So much for Fad Diets! 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
5431 Screw it. Let's order takeout. 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
5432 I got the idea from watching a Netflix about security at Fort Knox. 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
5433 Honey, why can't you just nicely ask Remi to stop taking your special pecorino? 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
5434 Our most effective diet strategy 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
5435 You'll lose weight just tryin' to get in there" 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
5436 He bought some Kobe Beef and Saffron on spec. 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
5437 I love the granite countertops, but I was really hoping for an open concept. 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
5438 Writing his name on the container wasn't working out for him. 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
5439 You know I keep the chocolate in the garage. 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
5440 Where is McGyver when you need him? 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
5441 It's called food security. 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
5442 I know, but I really have a taste for rum raisin. 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
5443 Dieting is hard. 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
5444 Okay, so you want to try jumping? 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
5445 Charles, you're such a drama queen. 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
5446 You’re right. These won’t work for the zombie apocalypse. 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
5447 Is this what they mean by baby proofing? 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
5448 Week Nine of Quarantine: Making the Groceries Last 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
5449 It's called the Sadomasochist Diet, it's all the rage right now. 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
5450 Have you tried Atkins? 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
5451 I think we can patent this diet. 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
5452 For some, food is simple sustenance - for others, well...... 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
5453 Good! No more midnight snacking. And we probably need to keep Mittens locked in our room from now on. 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
5454 It's only until they come up with a vaccine. 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
5455 All I told her was "You could stand to lose a few pounds." 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
5456 Perhaps we should store our toilet paper supply elsewhere. 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
5457 It does make me a little suspicious. 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
5458 Houdini is grounded. 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
5459 You did take my prescription out of the fridge first, yes? 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
5460 just out of curiosity, Where did you leave the key? 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
5461 I hid the dessert in the dishwasher. 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
5462 The keto thing didn’t work. 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
5463 I think this American Ninja Kitchen thing has gone too far 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
5464 I don't know. I still think it'd be easier to just cancel the gym membership. 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
5465 You shouldn't have called him 'petty and unimaginative'" 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
5466 Bear proof, yes. But what will we do about making dinner? 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
5467 Wow, honey, you're right, that should completely deter whoever has been breaking in at night and snacking on the desserts. 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
5468 The only thing I can make is a Houdini omelet. 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
5469 Paleo was fine, but this Medieval diet is really working for me. 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
5470 ‘When all else flails.’ 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
5471 Intermittent fasting wasn’t getting us the results I’d hoped for. 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
5472 I've lost 3 pounds, but I don't know how long I can stick with this Impaleo Diet. 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
5473 "But the website said Penn and Teller rated this the best portion control system. 1.2105 0.09609 19 15 4 0
5474 Necessary evil after ambien 1.2083 0.08468 24 19 5 0
5475 What´s your fancy? 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
5476 I guess the lap band didn't take. 1.2083 0.12007 24 21 1 2
5477 Not the lockdown diet again?! ... that’s so 2020 1.2000 0.09177 20 16 4 0
5478 Wait. Do we need milk? 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5479 So... what do you think’s inside? 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
5480 Maybe we should go out 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
5481 ‘’At least we got rid of the cameras’’ 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5482 It’s all about self-control. 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
5483 It's just been an hour. C'mon we could do better than this!" *Sigh* " I'll go get the keys 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
5484 The wedding IS only two weeks away. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5485 This kitchen is positively medieval... 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5486 Take out is a good idea. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5487 Well the kids win....delivery it is. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5488 Are you sure you know what gluten is, and don’t you think there are better ways of avoiding it? 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
5489 You're a fool of you think this will slow me down 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5490 At least we won’t have to do the dishes. 1.2000 0.09177 20 16 4 0
5491 All at once, Paul realized that his primer for the camping trip had played out better in his head 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
5492 Yeah, but now the curtains don’t match. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5493 Are you sure this is what they meant by ‘baby-proofing’? 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
5494 I'll take this as a hint that you want to order takeout 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
5495 They say overcoming obstacles together is the key to a healthy relationship 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5496 We’re going to have put some serious thought into our safe word 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5497 There's a monster in that fridge, and its name is soda. 1.2000 0.09177 20 16 4 0
5498 Looks like a classic reverse break and enter. 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
5499 So... we're getting take out, right? 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
5500 And they say We Millennials over think 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5501 Can I grab food if I’m wearing a mask though? 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5502 The hardware store was out of the sticky mousetraps, so I improvised 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5503 Is your passive aggressive roommate is sending a message again? 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5504 Losing the Quarantine Fifteen will be easy, you’ll just need to borrow some chains from the night king 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
5505 fine... you dont like avocados 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
5506 Social distancing from the kitchen was harder than expected, but then we had an idea. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5507 Now honey, I know you love Game Night, but don't you think you might be taking this Mousetrap theme a bit too far? 1.2000 0.09177 20 16 4 0
5508 I miss eating outside. 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
5509 I should have just written my names on food like she asked. 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
5510 Our dishwasher is broken again? 1.2000 0.09177 20 16 4 0
5511 This will keep us from eating all the quarantine snacks this time around. 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
5512 I know I asked John to help me stick to my diet, but I didn’t think he would take it so seriously. 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
5513 I've seen milk go bad before, but never like this. 1.2000 0.09177 20 16 4 0
5514 The winner takes it all 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5515 Is this to keep me from eating or voting? 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
5516 We could go outside and break in through the back wall. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5517 I Guess that’s what rental in New York is like. 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
5518 What is she trying to tell me?” 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
5519 I think you need to get a new roommate. 1.2000 0.09177 20 16 4 0
5520 Feels like the real lockdown now! 1.2000 0.10000 25 21 3 1
5521 It all started with 50 shades of gray 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
5522 what would you do for a klondike bar 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5523 It must be the result of a lobby from restaurant business. 1.2000 0.11698 20 17 2 1
5524 If we just set up something like this outside, no one will complain about wearing masks again 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
5525 They really don’t want us to come to the office and hangout #covid19 #stayathome 1.2000 0.11698 20 17 2 1
5526 Cat proof 2.0™ basic kitchen kit 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5527 Lets see what august has for us 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
5528 They say Coronavirus can spread by opening the fridge every 30 minutes. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5529 - “This is the one downside to legalizing weed” 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
5530 You baby-proofed our apartment ❤️ 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5531 It's easier than keto. 1.2000 0.09177 20 16 4 0
5532 I heard this is a very affective diet 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5533 The hummus is just THAT good 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5534 Now we definitely won’t gain weight during quarantine 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
5535 This kitchen reno is going to be the death of me. 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
5536 To be fair, she did put a sticky note on her yogurt. 1.2000 0.11698 20 17 2 1
5537 I have heard of a crash diet, but this is a bit extreme! 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5538 Let’s invite everyone over and show them how we solved the biggest quarantine challenge. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5539 The bathrooms are alright, but the kitchen’s to die for! 1.2000 0.11698 20 17 2 1
5540 I know I accidentally used some of Sam’s tomato sauce last week, but this seems like an overreaction. 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
5541 I guess it’s delivery night again! 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5542 This is not what it looked like on the IKEA instructions. 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
5543 Yeah, this still ain’t stopping me from getting a snack 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
5544 So they really said Dark Ages is better than paleo? 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5545 Wait...are those traps BPA free? 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
5546 Okay, but what do we do if they’re not wearing a mask? 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5547 Great now you tell me there was a cannoli left. 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
5548 The kitchen’s closed, but the bar is open all night. 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
5549 I don’t know, but it seems like a safer bet than take out. 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
5550 Just till you lose 10lbs, right? 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5551 Hopefully this will stop the mice problem 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
5552 MasterChef Challenge lockdown edition 1.2000 0.10000 25 21 3 1
5553 I know it's conceptual... But, will it stand the test of time? 1.2000 0.11698 20 17 2 1
5554 It's a good start 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
5555 Social distancing, Millenial Edition 1.2000 0.11698 20 17 2 1
5556 Maybe you should just stop smoking weed. 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
5557 - “Honey, put the love swing back up there to give it a nice homey touch.” 1.2000 0.11698 20 17 2 1
5558 Sleepwalk your way to snacks again. Please. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5559 I guess our parents didn’t like the fact that we ate the quarantine food in a week 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5560 Mary, we're trying to lose weight not limbs 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
5561 I'm going on a hunger strike to protest racial inequality. This is the best I could come up with. 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
5562 Eh, your aunt's fruit cake wasn't that good anyway. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5563 I’ve never been hungrier 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5564 When the COVID 25 sneaks up on you...desperate times call for desperate measures 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5565 We really don’t have any ripe bananas? 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5566 Maybe we went a little extreme when baby-proofing the kitchen. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5567 I told you my bbq recipe was to die for! 1.2000 0.11698 20 17 2 1
5568 Are we sure this is how Intermittent Fasting works? 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
5569 I call this installation: 2020 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
5570 My dietician said most good meal plans cost an arm and a leg. 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
5571 Babe, a Hellraiser phase in 2020 is not what I want for our relationship right now 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5572 A kitchen, post COVID/in the future: 2020 didn’t kill us, but this diet might. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5573 Is Houdini in the fridge again? 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
5574 Well ... at least this one is easier than Keto. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5575 OMG husbands are sooo funny with their clever ideas to catch mice or maintain their wives physiques! Haha! 1.2000 0.11698 20 17 2 1
5576 Our covid cravings don’t stand a chance 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
5577 I know little Timmy got in the Fridge yesterday but I think you have taken ‘Child-Proofing’ the kitchen too far! 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
5578 I appreciate your enthusiasm, honey, but what sort of Rube Goldberg machine is this? 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
5579 I know sugar, there great, but I don’t really think they’re Christmas decorations 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5580 I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5581 This diet might be a bit too far for me 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
5582 Seriously, enough with the banana bread” 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5583 Shucks! We didn't catch anything. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5584 I know you are on a diet, but this Is too much! 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5585 If this doesnt work we'll have to go back on that keto diet. 1.2000 0.09177 20 16 4 0
5586 WHO LEFT SOMETHING IN THE B R E A D B O X? 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5587 „Did you sign up for another weight loss app?“ 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5588 It was your turn to clean out the fridge. 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
5589 I didn’t expect this diet to be a group activity 1.2000 0.11698 20 17 2 1
5590 We’ve had some rat problems. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5591 Look we could atleast wash hands in the kitchen 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5592 Mom got the deluxe diet plan. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5593 Or we could just forget the damn diet. 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
5594 Will we be intermittent fasting for long? 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5595 Don't you think it's about time we increased the grocery budget instead? 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5596 On second thought, maybe your idea to not buy any food would have worked as well. 1.2000 0.11698 20 17 2 1
5597 I told you the babysitter would still get the Hot Pockets. 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
5598 Alright, I admit this looks odd, but honestly, I had a pretty normal childhood. 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
5599 They say it’s better than intermittent fasting... 1.2000 0.11698 20 17 2 1
5600 Do you think three locks on the fridge might be a bit much? 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5601 So...Chick-fil-A? 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5602 Pictured: An over-prepared and self-aware slasher movie protagonist. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5603 Didn't realize I booked this on BearBnB." 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5604 I like it, but I don't LOVE the counter tops. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5605 I wanted to try out this new iron-based diet. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5606 Hmm...I think I liked the moat better, honey. 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
5607 In sickness and in health, yes. But not if you take my lunch again. 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
5608 I'd prefer the floor was lava. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5609 think it’s obvious our toilet paper is in there ? 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5610 He's taken sheltering in place to a whole new level. 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
5611 This should stop the quarantine snacking. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5612 I don't know. They say she's a Houdini in the kitchen. 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
5613 Karen could have just said she didn't want to share her kombucha. 1.2000 0.11698 20 17 2 1
5614 The instructions say we can expect a modest weight loss in a few days! 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
5615 The spoons are in the sink. 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
5616 Maybe we should take the food with us. 1.2000 0.11698 20 17 2 1
5617 Another day of contactless visits from Uber Eats and Grubhub. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5618 OK, your family can visit now. 1.2000 0.11698 20 17 2 1
5619 Okay, once we strap down the toilet paper, we oughta be good.... 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
5620 I know the new dietician said she had a fool-proof diet plan, but this is ridiculous!! 1.2000 0.11698 20 17 2 1
5621 The pickle jar is on the back of the lower shelf but may be hard to reach. 1.2000 0.11698 20 17 2 1
5622 Well, nobody told you to put the Snickers Bar in the freezer. You’re totally Fucked. 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
5623 You know, we’re not sure it really was the cats. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5624 When I suggested we kill temptation I meant throw out the carbs. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5625 I know you're trying to protect me from something, but I just want to grab a corned beef at Carnegie. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5626 Your new diet plan . . . is a killer! 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
5627 even Harry Houdini could unlock this trap. 1.2000 0.11698 20 17 2 1
5628 "I hate to tell you this Honey, but that's not the dishwasher. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5629 Say what you want,but we each lost 100 lbs. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5630 When you said you'd literally die for a beer, did you mean it? 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5631 This is definitely a Closed Concept Kitchen. 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
5632 What if we just stopped buying the ice cream all together? 1.2000 0.13765 20 18 0 2
5633 That certainly will help your diet, but what about take out delivery? 1.2000 0.08165 25 20 5 0
5634 The former owner was an expert in rapid weight loss management. 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
5635 Maybe we should have just stayed with Weight Watchers. 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
5636 Let’s refinish the cabinets 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
5637 What did you say the delivery charge was again? 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5638 I'm having second thoughts about this new diet. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5639 This doesn't change the fact that I'm still hungry. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5640 There's no way the bear's getting out of that fridge. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5641 You paid how much for this diet on Instagram? 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
5642 It's the latest fad in techno dinos... 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
5643 I changed my mind 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
5644 I’ll be so glad when the kids are back in school on the provided breakfast and lunch program! 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5645 Do you think the dish soap will be okay? 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
5646 Are you sure we need this? Its just quinoa salad. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5647 You really think this will defeat binging? 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5648 It's the only way I can think of to keep my hands off of the ice cream. 1.2000 0.11698 20 17 2 1
5649 It's either wear a face mask or THAT. 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
5650 It’s weight watchers new program 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5651 I guess we should call for takeout again. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5652 If this doesn't keep the kids from eating all the ice cream, I give up. 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
5653 You think the light is still on in there? 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5654 On second thought let's just get Bariatric surgery, maybe a two for one deal. 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
5655 Once she loses a foot, that's ten pounds right there. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5656 Maybe this explains why Mom drank the hand soap. 1.2000 0.09177 20 16 4 0
5657 Hmmm, I just love the granite countertops. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5658 The Covid-19 meal plan? Maybe Mom didn't mean it when she said we could move back home. Better check the bathroom. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5659 It's a new Bear Grylls diet. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5660 Well, that should keep the sourdough under control. 1.2000 0.11698 20 17 2 1
5661 Are you hiding some cold cash, or just not snacking between meals? 1.2000 0.11698 20 17 2 1
5662 Ok ....Is it real ice cream or just low fat frozen yogurt? 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5663 Perhaps we should have stuck with Weight Watchers 1.2000 0.09177 20 16 4 0
5664 As long as it doesn't show in the background of my Zoom calls, I guess we can try it. 1.2000 0.11698 20 17 2 1
5665 I guess 'Keep Refrigerated' means keep refrigerated, no ifs ands or buts! 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5666 We eat out often. 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
5667 Then she said, "This diet will work if it's the last thing I do." Cricket Abbott, San Diego, CA 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
5668 Do you think it'll affect our Airbnb rating? 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5669 Maintaining a "socially hostile" beer fridge. 1.2000 0.09177 20 16 4 0
5670 I don't know. I'm thinking of trying Keto first. 1.2000 0.09177 20 16 4 0
5671 i thought we should keep the relationship fresh. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5672 Yes, it's the latest diet 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5673 It's a new show concept: American Ninja Warrior meets Top Chef... 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5674 Look, it worked for Marie Osmond. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5675 I know you don't like my cooking but you've gone to far this time. 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
5676 But the wine . . . 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
5677 You thought keto was hard. 1.2000 0.11698 20 17 2 1
5678 I think the kids wanted to GO to an escape room 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5679 Are you turned on, too? 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
5680 We still can't dine-in! 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5681 They would never think of looking for our toilet paper in there. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5682 I mean, we could just blow it up. 1.2000 0.11698 20 17 2 1
5683 Yeah, it's the Weight Watchers Platinum Plan 1.2000 0.11698 20 17 2 1
5684 Seems more like an eating disorder than a diet 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
5685 Now I’m even hungrier 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
5686 I think this is how Mrs. Houdini stayed on her diet. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5687 I guess this rental doesn't come with kitchen privileges. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5688 There. Now Carlos will definitely pay his part of the rent. 1.2000 0.11698 20 17 2 1
5689 I kept our favorite take-out menus next to the phone. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5690 You don’t want the cure to be worse than the disease. 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
5691 The whole cleanse thing didn't work for me. 1.2000 0.09177 20 16 4 0
5692 You know maybe we should give intermittent fasting a go 1.2000 0.09177 20 16 4 0
5693 So, how about we call for takeout...? 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
5694 Brando did this? 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5695 Did you read the fine print before you signed up for this weight-loss service? 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5696 I thought she said "Jenny AND Craig's Airbnb" 1.2000 0.09177 20 16 4 0
5697 If it helps, just re-frame it. It's the Cold War. You're George Kennan, and this is your 'containment policy.' 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5698 Perhaps we should have ordered the pizza earlier in the day. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5699 It's the Raid(R) bear hotel - the bear checks in, but he doesn't check out! From the SC Johnson family of products. 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
5700 We're almost done. The moat guys are running late. 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
5701 It took me some time to set up, but I'm ready for remote work now. 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
5702 Let me guess, you forget the keys in the fridge, didn't you. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5703 It helps with intermittent fasting. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5704 I said “Ketogenic”, not “Key to get it” 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5705 Mum must have been imspired by the Soup Nazi yesterday... 1.2000 0.11698 20 17 2 1
5706 I think she is really serious about her diet this time. 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
5707 My work has been accepted by the local gallery. It's titled, "Total Lockdown" 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
5708 Not the kitchen we wanted, but the previous owners were compulsive yo yo dieters! 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
5709 You never heard of the Fort Knox Diet? 1.2000 0.09177 20 16 4 0
5710 Now this is what I call lockdown! 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5711 I'm afraid we left the mustard inside 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5712 I've found a new way to deal with your impulsive eating issues. 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
5713 Maybe we should go with the original plan. Takeout 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5714 Just proves diets can work. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5715 Holy cow! That ecru paint really does go with everything! 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
5716 No, Frank, I did not tell him moose problem, I told him mouse problem. 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
5717 At least this one has a dishwasher. 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
5718 We have several cans of Spam in the basement. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5719 So this is the new diet? 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5720 Well... At least it's easier than keto... 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
5721 Hrmm...I'm thinking take-out for dinner? 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5722 You think it was because he wasn't breast fed? 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
5723 You promise I'll drop 30 lbs a week? 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
5724 Quarantine diet: take two. 1.2000 0.11698 20 17 2 1
5725 Really, Vivian, I just ate the Fritos and the Haagen-dazs! 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
5726 You wouldn't believe how many carbs I burned just setting this up! 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5727 Or we could just stop buying junk food. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5728 The hardest part is keeping it off. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5729 Out of Bounds 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
5730 Did I read the fine print before upgrading to Jenny Craig Deluxe? No I did not. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5731 Finally, a diet plan that works. 1.2000 0.11698 20 17 2 1
5732 Somehow I think mom and dad want us to move out. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5733 We'll have to add one more...for Goldilocks. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5734 This is better than Keto, yes? 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
5735 There's got to be a hidden message here somewhere. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5736 Gosh! Mum & Dad weren't kidding when they told us that the kitchen was closed until further notice 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5737 The Quarantine Diet costs a bit more, but I’m hoping this one works. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5738 So THIS is the non-Kosher half of her kitchen! 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
5739 I'd say the 'furnished apartment' ad doesn't include a refrigerator. 1.2000 0.09177 20 16 4 0
5740 I guess this is what they call dangerous dieting. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5741 Either we’re cutting the carbs or the carbs are cutting us. 1.2000 0.11698 20 17 2 1
5742 I don’t know. Your mother might find the bear traps a bit insulting. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5743 Who said hiding the jewelry in the ice cube tray was a bad idea? 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
5744 I dunno. I don't really think he'd mind if we had a couple beers 1.2000 0.11698 20 17 2 1
5745 He said he'd be back tomorrow and we shouldn't use the ice make 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5746 According to her, the maid has been stealing food. 1.2000 0.09177 20 16 4 0
5747 You're sure this is childproof? 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5748 Do you like it? It's going to help us with our lock down diet! 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
5749 Somethings missing, maybe a touch of blue? 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5750 No, it’s OK . . . you can go first. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5751 but what else could we do inside? 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5752 Well, their airbnb ad did say "No kitchen privileges." 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
5753 I never thought they’d extend the restaurant closures to the home. 1.2000 0.11698 20 17 2 1
5754 My cooking was declared a health code violation." 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
5755 That should stop those damn cockroaches! 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5756 No more Pinterist for you. 1.2000 0.09177 20 16 4 0
5757 The new babysitter is named Houdini, I said! 1.2000 0.09177 20 16 4 0
5758 The kitchen is done, now to secure the bathroom. 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
5759 Thanks for managing the work from home hazards. 1.2000 0.11698 20 17 2 1
5760 We should be supportive of his interest in magic, let’s give him five more minutes. 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
5761 He hates midnight snackers. 1.2000 0.11698 20 17 2 1
5762 Well, it's either this or Jimmy can't have all of his friends over after school. 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
5763 Next time, we're booking a hotel. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5764 I said we have to bar Bill, not AG Bill Barr. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5765 You could have just told me you were sick of my sourdough. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5766 I wonder if the third padlock is over the top. 1.2000 0.09177 20 16 4 0
5767 We'll call the book "The Bear Trap Diet" if we actually lose some weight on it. 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
5768 It needs more cowbell 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
5769 I think they’re serious about no midnight snacks. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5770 Exercise seems simpler 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5771 What do you think about trying the keto diet first ? 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
5772 This wasn't mentioned in the listing. 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
5773 And this is how I lost 100lbs in 6 months. I’m toying with writing a book and going on talk shows. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5774 It seems an excessive way to diet. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5775 This is not the extreme dieting during lockdown I was hoping for. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5776 I guess visiting hours are over. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5777 This new diet plan is going to kill me! 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5778 Alexa...All I said was hide the cookies . 1.2000 0.09177 20 16 4 0
5779 Mom said no snacks before dinner. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5780 Please tell me you didn't throw away the key 1.2000 0.11698 20 17 2 1
5781 Wouldn't it be simpler just to cancel our snack-of-the-month club? 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
5782 You really must have offended the postman this time. 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
5783 And now, how to socially distance away from snacks 1.2000 0.11698 20 17 2 1
5784 Wait until our friends see this - we can call it the padlock diet! Btw it's your turn to make dinner. 1.2000 0.11698 20 17 2 1
5785 Are you sure we have all the things we need to start our diet plan? 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5786 I know you said this is called“The Survivor Diet”, but this is a bit extreme don’t you think? 1.2000 0.09177 20 16 4 0
5787 I’m still not confident that it’ll stop the late-night snacking. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5788 Oh great! 1.2000 0.09177 20 16 4 0
5789 Ok, wait, is that middle one the one Mom gave us? 1.2000 0.09177 20 16 4 0
5790 Pitiful. It’s all toilet paper. 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
5791 Well,this should help with our diet. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5792 Let's see that dessert try to get out of the fridge before the party. 1.2000 0.09177 20 16 4 0
5793 D’you think she really means it this time? 1.2000 0.09177 20 16 4 0
5794 This new diet plan better work. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5795 What do you think? I looks like a trap. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5796 Trust me, you don’t want to see what happens if they get in here after midnight. 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
5797 I'm pretty sure we can YouTube a way around this. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5798 I don't think that this is what they mean by 'social distancing.' 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5799 If this doesn't work, we should try the Keto diet. 1.2000 0.09177 20 16 4 0
5800 Nice try, but there are carbs in there, and it's a full moon. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5801 I start tomorrow. 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
5802 Medically, it's called behavior modification for obesity. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5803 I'm trying to figure out who will be the victim. 1.2000 0.09177 20 16 4 0
5804 whaddya say we just order take-out tonight? 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
5805 Good luck, but nothing holds back the Covid 19lbs. 1.2000 0.09177 20 16 4 0
5806 It’s either this or giving Mr Grizzly back to the zoo 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
5807 Jenny Craig seems so much more user friendly. 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
5808 That should help us with our snacking problem. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5809 You don’t think I’ll get tetanus, do you? 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
5810 In the long run it' will be cheaper than the alligator-filled moat. 1.2000 0.11698 20 17 2 1
5811 F*ck it. Let's do keto instead. 1.2000 0.11698 20 17 2 1
5812 Maybe we should reconsider our baby proofing techniques. 1.2000 0.11698 20 17 2 1
5813 Let's remodel the bathrooms next. 1.2000 0.09177 20 16 4 0
5814 Would you do it for a Klondike Bar? 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5815 Those last 5 lbs are so frustrating! 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5816 It's still not child-proof. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5817 How about delivery? 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
5818 I plan to reopen this area as soon as you agree to a kitchen reno. 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
5819 You could have asked about the last piece of pie, there are only two of us who live here. 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
5820 That should really cut down mid-night snacks! 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5821 Wouldn't be easier to just reduce our portion sizes? 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5822 I think he is serious about his diet this time. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5823 I wrote my name on that yogurt for a reason, Jeff." 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
5824 I think your diet plan has gone a little too far 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5825 Jim thinks one of us roommates is stealing from his sourdough starter. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5826 Fine, we can Postmates dinner tonight. 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
5827 So I guess Weight Watchers isn't working out? 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5828 Losing those last ten pounds is the hardest. 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
5829 It's still too risky. Junior hates to swim...add the moat. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5830 Let's see the dog steal food from the kitchen now! 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5831 I think mom meant it when she said 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5832 So THIS is the hunger games? 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5833 It's called the Spanish Indigestion diet. 1.2000 0.09177 20 16 4 0
5834 Better call soylent.com... 1.2000 0.11698 20 17 2 1
5835 It’s called the Last hope, Guaranteed; LOSE 20-in-10 Days-or-Die Diet 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5836 It’s my new “Just try-it, you’ll die-it” diet. 1.2000 0.11698 20 17 2 1
5837 I think it's safe to say the kitchen is closed. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5838 Yes, I agree that turkey looks pretty tough, but I think your 'tenderizer' is a bit much . . . 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5839 We’ll have to give up our “cheat” day for a while. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5840 Honey, I know we have an ant problem, but, I just want a glass of milk. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5841 My diet always benefits from deterrents. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5842 I think God wants us to start a diet blog. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5843 The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5844 This will teach grandpa not to raid our refrigerator . 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5845 Alexa. Order Chinese food. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5846 Looks like it's take out again 1.2000 0.09177 20 16 4 0
5847 I know we both put on some Corona pounds...But can't we just limit our carbs? 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
5848 They tell me her family did it. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5849 Are we worried about us breaking in or them breaking out? 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5850 I thought you said Bear proof not Baby proof! 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
5851 I never encountered a diet quite like this one. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5852 you have the Cheetos in a safe place, right? 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
5853 I see your roommate went to the good grocery store again. 1.2000 0.09177 20 16 4 0
5854 We should have bought the sky blue ones. 1.2000 0.09177 20 16 4 0
5855 Your Grandma is never going to let us house-sit again. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5856 You forgot the bait in the fridge. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5857 What Tik Tok challenge can we start with this equipment? Think, George, think! I'm not paying you $150 an hour to be my social media consultant for nothing. 1.2000 0.09177 20 16 4 0
5858 Am I wrong in thinking you'd rather order out? 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5859 We haven't gained any weight throughout COVID. Should we order more take-out or what? 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5860 I'm guessing, the family selling this house has a teenager who can't control his eating habits. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5861 But what if he's telling the truth, and he really is just sleep walking? 1.2000 0.11698 20 17 2 1
5862 You’re right...the armed guard would have been overkill. 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
5863 Let me book the next Airbnb. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5864 When I signed up for the Houdini diet I thought it would involve Hungarian dishes 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5865 Do we have a reopening plan? 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
5866 I have a feeling this will inflict more self-harm than midnight snacks... 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5867 I guess this is one way to stop fattening the curve. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5868 Do you want to have sexe? 1.2000 0.09177 20 16 4 0
5869 It is new on the market, but it has been locked down for some time. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5870 I'm on the impaleo diet. 1.2000 0.11698 20 17 2 1
5871 Ya know Chad, my lawyer is still reviewing the prenup; but this is giving me something more to think about. 1.2000 0.09177 20 16 4 0
5872 That's the last time I take Karen's yogurt. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5873 Don’t tell me your uncle Harry is going to be staying with us during the pandemic. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5874 Still seems safer than buying something at the corner market, though. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5875 Demonstrably better results than Keto! 1.2000 0.11698 20 17 2 1
5876 Okay, but why are we keeping the dishwasher? 1.2000 0.09177 20 16 4 0
5877 I don't remember Dad being this serious about his Ben & Jerry. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5878 I think modified Paleo might be a little extreme. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5879 Those IKEA instructions get me every time. 1.2000 0.11698 20 17 2 1
5880 I'm thinking, maybe we should reverse the hinges. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5881 No wonder I cant find my bicycle lock. 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
5882 I hope this works. Our Houdini is one smart cat. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5883 This new diet is a horror show. 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
5884 How will the IOT get in? 1.2000 0.09177 20 16 4 0
5885 These food delivery apps are getting more aggressive. 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
5886 Did you think we bought enough toilet paper to last until this is over? 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
5887 It’s not enough, teenagers always find a way. 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
5888 I call this recipe the Houdini Panini. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5889 So....this is how you have been spending your free time under lockdown? 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
5890 I guess it puts the DIE in DIET. 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
5891 Drastic times call for drastic measures to protect my gelato. 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
5892 And we've both lost weight. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
5893 Nice, but they should be brushed nickel. 1.1923 0.09638 26 22 3 1
5894 welcome to level 7 of Jumangi 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
5895 Staying home is harder than I expected. 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
5896 Is Jhon trying low-carb diet... again? 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
5897 This... I was fine with it. But calling me Fatty McFatface... it’s like you’re trying to be hurtful. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
5898 I think I left my phone in there 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
5899 Maybe we shouldn't have eaten Jen's last bit of cheese cake... 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
5900 I was kidding. 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
5901 Is it going to help? Um..If not, I don't know what will 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
5902 Apparently it's a passover custom for selling your bread before the holiday. 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
5903 Does this diet mean we can put off having our teeth cleaned? 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
5904 The Colonel is extremely serious about Protecting his fried chicken recipe. 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
5905 You should have thought of that first. 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
5906 It's called the "I dare you" diet 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
5907 I like it, for sure, but I was hoping for something more welcoming. 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
5908 Well, the hand soap is non-toxic. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
5909 Keto isn't for everyone. 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
5910 I could go for some soft serve. 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
5911 I mean, have you considered plain old portion control? 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
5912 It's coming out of lockdown that worries me. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
5913 Take-out is looking pretty good right now. 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
5914 I think this will really put the "die" into diet. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
5915 Now all we need is a webcam set up to livestream our Epic Fail. 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
5916 Social distancing didn’t work... 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
5917 This is what happens when you send a Presbyterian out for lox. 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
5918 Do you really think you can stop her eating disorder? 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
5919 . . . Wouldn't it be simpler just to clean the refrigerator? 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
5920 You should see what I did to the driveway to stop UberEats. 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
5921 I have securely quarantined all the chocolate. 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
5922 Looks like our folks have gone heavy metal on us. 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
5923 You sure he's just a cat? 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
5924 Isn't this a wee bit much for a mousetrap? 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
5925 he said he was the reincarnation of Houdini 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
5926 The milk's gone evil. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
5927 You should see what I came up with for the toilet paper. 1.1905 0.13128 21 19 0 2
5928 I think that that takes care of the last " Karen!" 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
5929 Honey, I don’t feel really comfortable with this BDSM stuff. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
5930 My roommates and I are trying to negotiate healthy boundaries. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
5931 You eat all the quarantine snacks in a day one time... 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
5932 Honey, this is not what they mean by ball and chain 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
5933 You think this is the solution to my pandemic bod? 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
5934 Good thing we put the good food in the bedroom mini fridge. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
5935 You should see what I did with Uber eats. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
5936 It’s a trap! 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
5937 What are we missing ? 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
5938 Have you seen my car keys? 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
5939 Not exactly what I meant when I said we should make dinner more exciting... 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
5940 Shoot, I forgot to take out the wine first 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
5941 Get skinny or die trying 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
5942 I’m assuming this is the new Houdini kitchen challenge. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
5943 Are you sure you downloaded the right weight loss app? 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
5944 I prefer this to Keto 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
5945 I left the bolt cutter in the fridge too. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
5946 Now we have to go out 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
5947 Hmm, I think the third padlock might be too much; what do you think? 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
5948 Husband: "Let me guess... Pinterest?" 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
5949 We couldn’t hold to the intermittent fasting schedule 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
5950 Hopefully this helps us get back to our pre-quarantine weight 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
5951 A bit much just to avoid middle of the night Ambien snacking, don't you think? 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
5952 Hopefully this time we'll stick to our diet 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
5953 This feels like a trick. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
5954 Guess we won’t feel trapped in a face mask now 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
5955 We need another padlock. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
5956 Child proofing the kitchen 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
5957 this will keep him away from twitter for awhile. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
5958 Seriously, you can't just blame Santa every time you eat all the children's ' cookies... 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
5959 Cake? 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
5960 We have to start Tweeting our feelings now, don’t we? 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
5961 If this doesn’t work I guess I’ll try intermittent fasting 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
5962 What’s great about this optional feature is that you’ll never be eaten out of house and home again. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
5963 Well, we have all day. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
5964 Ted realised that he had indeed been spending a lot of time with his sourdough starter but until today, he’d never thought of Sally as the jealous-type. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
5965 At least the fridge is taking the lockdown seriously 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
5966 When I said I wish we had a Red Room, I didn’t mean this... 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
5967 You asked me to come up with something for when you felt snackish 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
5968 Must lose those Covid-19, 20, 25lbs 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
5969 You had to go with the ham sandwich themed escape room. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
5970 Yeah, like you knew a better way to stop the mold from spreading. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
5971 This is a new fitness challenge for August, called Chainsaw Challenge. It targets your whole body 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
5972 Is it a lockdown?? 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
5973 I call it The Pandemic Pounds Preventor. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
5974 It's called House Trap. I thought it might be fun for game night. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
5975 I think that we were saved more money if we just ate all the food 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
5976 We should waited longer before letting her watch that David Blaine show, but at least we know she won't starve in there. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
5977 This keto diet thing has gone to a whole other level. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
5978 I heard Hamburglar was on the loose 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
5979 Sweetheart, don’t you think this is a bit much — I already promised to stop having midnight snacks. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
5980 Let’s just order a pizza 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
5981 I should have changed the locks before the divorce. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
5982 I call this one ‘spring’ 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
5983 we’ll shed those quarantine pounds one way or another 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
5984 They said if I kept the GMO chicken in the fridge it would be CRISPR 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
5985 Did you remember to take the chicken out for dinner tonight? 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
5986 For my next trick, I’ll be making our love handles disappear 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
5987 Do you think it’s too much? It’s 2020, there’s no such thing. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
5988 You were supposed to secure the front door not the refrigerator 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
5989 On second thought, maybe the baby gate was a better idea? 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
5990 Who knew Rube Goldberg was a chef? 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
5991 I know I have a sleep snacking problem, but are you sure these are enough deterrents? 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
5992 Just like it was in ‘Nam 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
5993 The only way to stop those lockdown cravings 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
5994 How many times do we have to wash our hands to scrub the trump out? 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
5995 Our kitchen, should you choose to accept it 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
5996 Fine, I admit my snacking went a little bit overboard during quarantine, but seriously honey? 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
5997 I’m feeling too lazy to cook tonight, let’s just get takeout. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
5998 This should stop the cat from his midnight scavenging 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
5999 I just want to make sure we get something tasteful 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
6000 I know what I said...let’s stick to the board games. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
6001 I think you took the lockdown a bit too literally. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
6002 And you think they’ll never guess we hid the screens in the fridge? 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
6003 My coworker swears this diet is full proof. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
6004 So, when do you think we’ll ever get out of Phase 1? 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
6005 It's how John Bolton stopped snacking in the middle of the night. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
6006 Okay we're ready for big foot, large hands, and enhanced stomach. All we have to do is set the alarm 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
6007 Well it's not like we built a wall. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
6008 It’s still better than all the mini fridge fees. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
6009 This new diet might be a bit severe, don't you think? 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
6010 I guess we'll just DoorDash? 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
6011 THAT should keep the babysitter away from the food." 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
6012 I think we forgot about the fly paper 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
6013 I thought we could kill some time before dinner. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
6014 I'd rather try a keto diet first 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
6015 What did YOU mean by "lockdown kitchen"? 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
6016 It’s definitely more obvious than the duct taped banana. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
6017 Do you think this means the landlord thinks I'm too fat? 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
6018 So, snacking is out? 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
6019 Gauntlet Thrown 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
6020 if you think any of this is stopping me, you’re dead wrong. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
6021 OK. Tell your sister she can come visit now. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
6022 I do not care. We still have to vote. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
6023 I'm just doing keto. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
6024 Looks like they have the President's tax returns. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
6025 The lockdown projects were getting out of hand. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
6026 That was some bad cheese! 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
6027 Let's see: No sugar, no cake or cookies. No pie. Can you think of anything else? 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
6028 It's either this or four more years." 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
6029 If this won’t stop your midnight snacking, nothing else will. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
6030 A wedege of brie is worth the risk . . . if you really love me. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
6031 Who goes first? Me or you? 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
6032 Are you ready to go off the 'How To Beat The Munchies' diet? 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
6033 Now THIS diet should work! 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
6034 All this just makes me hungrier. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
6035 You said the new subletter was chill. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
6036 What do you think?" " Is this too extreme to try and help me win the diet contest at work? 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
6037 Wouldn’t a simple sign, “Abandon all hope ye who enter here”, suffice? 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
6038 And how long is your mother staying? 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
6039 this is what happens to the kitchen when you eat my food. you don't want to know what happens to the bathroom if you use my shampoo 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
6040 I suppose this is why they insist it’s not a “diet” 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
6041 The best part is I no longer can do the dishes. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
6042 It's a pretty strict diet. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
6043 So, I see you frat brothers are visiting this weekend. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
6044 Did you take the chicken out . . . 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
6045 Do you think they'll get the hint 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
6046 On the positive side, the counters ARE granite. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
6047 No luck with Jenny Craig?" 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
6048 'We've got three teenagers. Think it's enough?' 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
6049 I'll just get delivery. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
6050 No wonder the airbnb listing didn't mention a kitchen... 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
6051 So... Your Keto diet didn't work? 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
6052 I realize the dough starter should remain undisturbed, but aren't you pushing it a bit? 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
6053 They bear-proofed the kitchen, but not themselves. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
6054 well it wouldn't be necessary, if you hadn't suggested our house for the family reunion. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
6055 That Air B&B ad was serious: No kitchen priviledges. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
6056 When I said, food play and bondage, this isn't exactly what I had in mind. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
6057 Wow, you must be on a really strict diet. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
6058 This might prevent most people, but we MacGyvers? Not so much. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
6059 It’s my art piece. I call it “Cravings”. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
6060 You really know how to put the die in diet. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
6061 It's called the COVID-19 diet. It's surprisingly effective. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
6062 Are you sure that's enough? He just turned 13. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
6063 Maybe we should have invested in Uber before it acquired Door Dash. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
6064 Indoor dining is still closed. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
6065 OK, so this isn't how I understand lockdown. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
6066 So you say you have roaches? 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
6067 I don’t know... we could use another chain. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
6068 I should have been more clear when I told the contractor to do something with our barren kitchen. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
6069 Pay the smart-fridge ransom. Melodramatic hackers are the worst. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
6070 I liked escape rooms better before quarantine 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
6071 I’m thinking the cheesecake will still be worth the risk. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
6072 Takeout’s easier 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
6073 I think we are finally safe from gluten. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
6074 This is how you tell me you don’t like my cooking ??!! 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
6075 Sissy and Junior still don't get the hint. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
6076 I feel good about it. Let's go. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
6077 How about we order in? 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
6078 I can't wait until Escape Room opens again. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
6079 Masks might be easier 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
6080 And this was all included with the ap? 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
6081 This is the new Weight Watch-out diet program 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
6082 I don't feel like cooking tonight. Let's get take out. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
6083 Do you think it'll keep teens out between meals? 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
6084 I told you not to eat mom's pudding cup. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
6085 Is it too soon to lift this local lockdown? 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
6086 I don’t think we will have any more episodes of grandma eating the last piece of cake 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
6087 This Maginot Line is a response to raids on the refrigerator. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
6088 Well, that should keep Betty Crocker in her place 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
6089 Does it seem like life is just a lot more challenging during this time of the pandemic? 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
6090 I heard his last house sitter ate all the good stuff. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
6091 Ya think the fridge is tryin' to tell us a message? 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
6092 Is this your first Passover? 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
6093 Don’t think of it as a diet, think of it as a challenge! 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
6094 Let's see the Visigoths get through this. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
6095 If they ask about a body, just act natural. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
6096 It's either something Dad said or something Dad didn't say. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
6097 I have back up munchies in the attic 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
6098 Diet-Smeit. Let's go out to eat! 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
6099 Is it my imagination or has the Weight Watchers diet gotten tougher since Oprah's been involved? 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
6100 And to think this is how our Hunger Games competition would end! 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
6101 I thought we’d try the Lockdown diet 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
6102 You only gained five pounds. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
6103 On the other hand, the yummy calories would be more than offset by all the energy it would take us to dismantle and reset the discouragement devices... 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
6104 And to think I was going to bug you about losing the keys! 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
6105 Are you sure that this diet was approved by the FDA? 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
6106 This will get you to stop sleep eating during the night 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
6107 It's easier than cleaning it. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
6108 Great! And how will we stop ordering delivery? 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
6109 Yes, Hon, they advertised this as even better than the Paleo diet. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
6110 I dunno. He's going to think we're fat-shaming him. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
6111 I’m tellling you Jess, all the influencers are doing it 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
6112 They're taking Atkins a tad too seriously. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
6113 Let’s pour dish soap on it. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
6114 There! That should stop those constant snack runs to the kitchen. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
6115 I know I’ve put on some weight, but isn’t this going a bit too far? 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
6116 It just might work. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
6117 We had a raccoon issue but if you're up for a twinkie I'm game.... 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
6118 My bad. I thought 'food security' meant something else.. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
6119 That yogurt has been in there for a year. Do you think this is enough to keep it from escaping? 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
6120 I forget- does Mom start her diet this week or next? 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
6121 Dieting in 2020 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
6122 Jim, I think that the “belt and suspenders” methodology from your law practice may be a bit of overkill here, don’t you think? 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
6123 These Covid 19 preventions will work much better than my efforts to avoid the Freshman 15 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
6124 When you suddenly get a lot of free time, these are the kind of solutions that come to mind. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
6125 I’m trying to stop dairy. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
6126 I have a good feeling this time my diet will work. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
6127 This new diet really feels like torture. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
6128 It's a good start, but I still think we should add a swing with an alligator on it. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
6129 The spikes definitely tie the room together. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
6130 I don't care. I'm bored. We're going in. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
6131 I guess this means the kids were serious about ordering pizza. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
6132 I am not sure. He is your uncle. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
6133 I guess the restaurants really want us back. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
6134 It's called The Execution Diet... apparently, it's one of those fad diets that's rooted in medieval torture. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
6135 Don't open 'til Christmas 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
6136 Nothing works. I‘’m still hungry. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
6137 What a year. First it was COVID, and now the velociraptors. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
6138 The reviews claimed this diet program really had positive results. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
6139 I think we should consider installing a mote. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
6140 This is not what I meant by 'kid-proofing' the kitchen. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
6141 Subtlety never was your father's strong suit, was it? 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
6142 This explains the obsession with raccoons. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
6143 Now that that's done, what should we eat for lunch? 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
6144 Maybe we were a little hasty in hiring a Russian lifestyle coach. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
6145 I would rather we do this than endure one more day on Atkins. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
6146 Whoever ate all the Frusen Gladje, they won’t do it again. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
6147 I guess the refrigerator is as sick of seeing your face as I am. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
6148 Umm, I had some really good leftovers in there. And there were eggs. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
6149 On your mark... 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
6150 So how 'bout a pizza tonight? 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
6151 I don't think it's passive-aggressive. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
6152 I’m hoping they see it as a deterrent and not a challenge. But, they’re teenagers, so... 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
6153 For extra security, I think you ought to electrify it also. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
6154 Wow honey, this new Weight Watchers diet is gonna be tough! 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
6155 Good try, but I don't think it will stop the teenagers. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
6156 It would have been easier to eat everything in them. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
6157 It was a mistake to put the toilet paper in the kitchen. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
6158 do you think we have worn out our welcome 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
6159 The "Despot's Diet" you say. And the new rack in the living room is for this, too? 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
6160 Well, you’re the one who thought the Indiana Jones diet sounded cool. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
6161 I should have looked more closely when I signed up for the Medieval Diet instead of Paleo 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
6162 I guess the message is, “eat out we need your support to survive” 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
6163 And after all that once you get it open its empty 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
6164 Well, it takes care of my impulse control issues. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
6165 Let me wash my hands first. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
6166 I guess we should have read the fine print when we signed up for that new dieting program. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
6167 Let's just use caulk to seal the bathroom. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
6168 I still have a package of chocolate chip cookies in the closet behind my shoes. Just sayin'." 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
6169 Let's do takeout tonight. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
6170 They might have mentioned this on the airbnb listing. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
6171 Great place to hide our toilet paper! 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
6172 This is what happens when you add the word "system" to anything. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
6173 Maybe we took baby proofing too far. 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
6174 Well, you were the one who wanted to try the Houdini Diet. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
6175 If we ever have an intruder we'll never have to worry about them stealing our meat loaf. 1.1852 0.10725 27 24 1 2
6176 I wonder if it's too late to come and let her know that it wasn't a raccoon. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
6177 They'll never get out this time. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
6178 Next on America's Most Wanted: The Cheesecake. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
6179 If this doesn't keep Garfield out of the lasagna, nothing will! 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
6180 There's gotta be a better diet plan. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
6181 So this is what you mean when you say no kitchen privilege 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
6182 How to save money during quarantine: stop snacking 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
6183 Sure, it’ll help with the rats, but do you think the kids will be able to figure it out? 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
6184 Well that one way to childproof the kitchen 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
6185 It’s just a peace of mind thing. We’re going to be on a cruise ship for FOUR WEEKS Karen. 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
6186 How much is GrubHub’s delivery fee? 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
6187 So if we open the fridge, they’ll defund the police? 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
6188 I’ll burn enough calories fighting through all these traps to enjoy whatever is in that fridge. 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
6189 Where did you read about this diet again? 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
6190 I’m looking forward to 4th of July 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
6191 The Gremlin Rescue Society required it for the adoption. 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
6192 hun...is this really your best idea for us to skip grocery shopping this week? 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
6193 It’s called the medieval torture diet @samspurlin 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
6194 I like the word "deterrent" 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
6195 I’m not sure it’s enough to fight off the quarantine fifteen, but it’s better than a morning run. 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
6196 It’s called lockdown-chic 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
6197 This will make a lot of noise tonight when I break. 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
6198 Caption:Are you sure that we should touch the traps without sanitizing them first? 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
6199 You think thos is enough to stop the milk and cookies debacle this year? 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
6200 Coronavirus contained... 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
6201 Don’t mind all this. Just a slight bear infestation. 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
6202 Photoshop can't be that expensive 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
6203 😢 If you get it, you deserve it... 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
6204 they say intermittent fasting gets easier 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
6205 It’s adds that fun restaurant quality wait time to getting your food 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
6206 I think we’re ready for the next shelter-in-place. No ‘Quarantine 15’ this time! 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
6207 (Night after watching Beauty and the Beast for the first time) “so the kids didn’t like it...” 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
6208 I’m worried the home staging takes the Tudor theme too far. 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
6209 We’re trying the new cut-throat diet. We’ve heard it’s a body fat killer 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
6210 I think it’s a trap 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
6211 Is keto really worse? 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
6212 They call it the Renaissance Diet. 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
6213 so who’s coming to dinner? 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
6214 But you know the dishwasher...the dishwasher works just fine. 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
6215 Well, eventually this is how I could shed some quarantine weight 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
6216 Still less painful than hearing Trump speak. 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
6217 I thought our diet started tomorrow? 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
6218 ‘See, now we have no excuse not to go out’ 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
6219 Dieting is not a habit, it's a lifestyle. 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
6220 This should be an incentive to snack less. 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
6221 It must be truffle season 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
6222 I wish I had stronger willpower 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
6223 New diet?" 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
6224 I don't feel like cooking either. 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
6225 I've decided I'd rather be in prison for 10 years than be under house arrest for another 10 days 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
6226 Ok, ok, we'll get takeout. 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
6227 The new Uber Eats campaign is pretty intense, huh? 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
6228 This is our only hope to start losing our quarantine 30! 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
6229 But the interest rate was good. 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
6230 It LOOKS like a diet, but it's really how we tried to contain Roger Stone. 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
6231 No Snacking ! 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
6232 Mom and Dad are still adjusting to the idea that campuses won't open for Fall. 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
6233 Well this should make our diets easier... 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
6234 I'm sorry I cheated on my diet dear. 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
6235 So you say this diet book was number one on the New York Times best seller list? 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
6236 I think we may have been too focused on the calorie trap. 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
6237 What if it’s a ghost? 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
6238 It's the shut your trap diet. 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
6239 I think I prefer an open concept kitchen 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
6240 I guess the previous owners weren't "foodies". 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
6241 We wouldn't need all this if you did the cooking. 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
6242 How about a light water snack instead? 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
6243 I'm just not that hungry. 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
6244 Take that willpower. 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
6245 You think your dad is rationing? 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
6246 If he gets out of this one, he's the new Houdini. 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
6247 I could hold my own with the live bacteria and active cultures, but this wild yeast makes me nervous. 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
6248 I don't know about you, but I'm still going to make a go for it. 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
6249 I knew we were in trouble when he referred the sourdough starter as "a family heirloom" 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
6250 Shall we do it together, in lockstep? 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
6251 True, but they can't operate a jackhammer, can they? 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
6252 Houdini better not eat that last piece of cheesecake! 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
6253 I think she said she would be back at 3. 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
6254 Yes, I joined Noom. I'm just hedging my bets. 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
6255 Is it keeping us out, or locking something in? 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
6256 Hmm,Where do we put the key? 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
6257 Wait, did Mom say, "It's in the fridge", or "Don't touch the fridge"? 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
6258 I know Mr. Houdini is in a better place now. 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
6259 Remember; NO 8pm snacks. 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
6260 As you can see we're pregnant again. I'll have to take you to the re-opened Applebee's. 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
6261 The weight-loss app itself was free, but all the reviews said I needed to buy the add-ons in order to really see results. 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
6262 I didn’t realise snacking would be this risky 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
6263 It looks like they were serious about that kitchen limitations clause on the Airbnb listing 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
6264 You don't suppose this Master Chef Junior thing is getting out of hand? 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
6265 Do you think Mrs. Houdini wants Harry to go on a diet? 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
6266 Upon an early return from vacation, Jules whispered to Bryan, "I know they are your parents and they love to house sit. But if they do this to the kitchen, I cannot imagine what they do in our bedroom." 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
6267 Oprah has really taken it to the next level this time. 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
6268 I'm just saying, most people would be glad if somebody stole your mother's fruitcake. 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
6269 I guess the "open house" does not apply to the kitchen 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
6270 So much for the open-concept kitchen. 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
6271 So, how many boxes of Girl Scout cookies were we able to cram in the dishwasher? 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
6272 That oughtta take care of your midnight munchies. 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
6273 I’m ordering takeout. 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
6274 This kitchen has become a real death trap. It’s time to remodel. 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
6275 Well, at least it's more effective than keto. 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
6276 It's called the Great Houdini Diet. 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
6277 I call it the Frigie Dare Diet 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
6278 I think we might need to call in the professionals. 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
6279 If DCF catches wind of this our names are going to end up in the paper. 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
6280 I’m starting to think that the smart fridge may have been a bad idea. 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
6281 Carl, do you really think all this will stop the ferret? 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
6282 Why go through so much trouble for something we never use. 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
6283 OK, got snacking under control ... now waddya want for lunch? 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
6284 I think this is overkill! 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
6285 Think! Were we keeping something out or in?! Damn you, tequila! 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
6286 One mouse. I dare say this is an overreaction. 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
6287 The Keto Diet is looking really good about now. 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
6288 Take out work for you? 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
6289 Don’t you think it sends the wrong message to our Airbnb guests. 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
6290 I think we’re good. Wanna celebrate with a beer? 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
6291 your mother's casserole kept trying to escape 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
6292 Maybe we should just try Keto instead. 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
6293 We won’t be putting on the quarantine fifteen. 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
6294 I am curious....by the way, have you seen the cat?" Anders Bengtson Minneapolis, MN 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
6295 Obviously, it raises some questions, but it might explain the asking price. 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
6296 Sure it will work, but there are other ways to diet that are less draconian. 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
6297 I don't know. It seems like we're missing something obvious. 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
6298 When you think about it this is stupid 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
6299 So, dinner at mine instead? 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
6300 You said you'd try anything. 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
6301 Have you been watching "Hannibal" in quarantine? 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
6302 I’ve never seen anyone so serious about dieting. 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
6303 Well it is still easier than going out. . . 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
6304 Sod it, let’s have takeaway tonight. 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
6305 I did not know there is a chronic version of sleep-walking/eating. 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
6306 I don't know...I think there still some of the chocolate pudding left. 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
6307 Do you think there is toilet paper in there? 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
6308 Or, you could let me do all the shopping. 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
6309 Aaaand I just realized I left my phone in there. 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
6310 even Houdini couldn't have broken his diet 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
6311 Well, actually, the hard part is getting them to lock up all the grocery stores too. 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
6312 Now your parents can't judge my choice of food. 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
6313 Hmmmmm... so what's my handicap? 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
6314 It should make staying on the keto diet a little easier." 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
6315 Your mom's not going to be happy... 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
6316 Why don't we call it 'the can't miss pandemic diet'! 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
6317 You think this stuff works with bill collectors? 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
6318 Sometimes a reminder is all you need. 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
6319 There. Now can we go to Chipotle? 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
6320 Good job honey, our food is secure. Could you get me a soda? 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
6321 I'm saving you from yourself. 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
6322 Do you think our teenagers will take the hint? 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
6323 Hmm...take out? 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
6324 You know honey? Maybe we should mount a camera facing all this. 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
6325 Let's see if this diet program works. 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
6326 I’m confused - I thought the Houdini diet was where you make the food disappear. 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
6327 I didn't think killer penguins were a thing" 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
6328 I know he's only 4, but I'm starting to believe he's a shapeshifter. 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
6329 This is a heck of way to start a diet! 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
6330 I'm trying the medieval diet... 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
6331 I'm feeling we should have gone more contemporary 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
6332 Your Mother called to reschedule. 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
6333 It's called the 'Lockdown Diet'. 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
6334 So far, Dad's lost 10 pounds.... 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
6335 And you are sure it's humane? 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
6336 How to get a big break of cost for college 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
6337 When we were kids, raiding the refrigerator was cute. Now you need David Blaine skills. 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
6338 The neighbors don't have an idea. It was shipped in plain unmarked boxes for our enjoyment. 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
6339 Yes Sweetie, the sourdough starter is definitely safe now... 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
6340 Missionary style? 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
6341 Weight Watchers is easier. 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
6342 But my father told me to remember that the Maginot Line didn’t work 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
6343 Wasn't this your idea? 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
6344 It really works! I've lost 3 pounds already, and for 3 easy payments of only $19.95 I can show you how! 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
6345 I didn’t think my cooking was that bad. 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
6346 You think they may have overdone making the house kosher for passover? 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
6347 That is an extreme diet! 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
6348 Honey, this will at least cure your male refrigerator blindness. 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
6349 Yes, your cigarettes are in the refrigerator along with my patience honey. 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
6350 I guess this explain why this was billed as an 'Air B." 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
6351 I guess your mom is really serious about her diet this time. 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
6352 Let's see your mother reorganize my stuff THIS time. 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
6353 It's this or the Atkins diet again. 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
6354 Takeout seems like a more enjoyable trap. 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
6355 Are you sure Noom recommended all this? 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
6356 Do you smell anything? I think I smell a gas leak. 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
6357 It may be just another fad diet, but I believe this one will really work. 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
6358 Did you try writing "Jeff" on your food? 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
6359 Are you pregnant or are you trying to conclusively demonstrate you're not anorexic? 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
6360 Sondra said this program worked for her. She lost a lot of weight when they amputated her legs. 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
6361 Let’s see the cat get past these. 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
6362 We need to replace our roommate. 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
6363 But he's only 1. What are we going to do when he reaches the 'terrible two'?" 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
6364 Well, it is cheaper than the bariatric surgery. 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
6365 Honey, I think that that weight reduction program your mother gave me for my birthday is for me! 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
6366 Let’s buy another refrigerator 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
6367 I don't know . . . what do you want for dinner? 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
6368 No more comfort baking. 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
6369 New roommate? 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
6370 I suppose it'll take care of the roach problem but what about the ants? 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
6371 The kit includes a free diet book. 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
6372 This is one way to stick to your diet. 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
6373 It's called the Lock & Keto Diet. 1.1765 0.09531 17 14 3 0
6374 He'll never escape. 1.1765 0.12820 17 15 1 1
6375 We really should have read the fine print on that delivery service contract. 1.1739 0.10239 23 20 2 1
6376 I hope he doesn't find my stash hidden in the dressing table 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6377 Caption: “did you remember to take out the ice cream first?” 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6378 I don’t think it’s enough 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6379 Honey, I think this might just work. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6380 Silly Aden! How would he reach the cupcake which he had locked in that fridge? 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6381 So when do you go back to work again? 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6382 It will be the end of night cravings. Or the end of us. Either way we’ll get thiner. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6383 Vanessa takes her isolation snack stash very seriously. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6384 & I thought marriage, was a trap. 1.1667 0.12127 18 16 1 1
6385 You think someone’s trying to tell us something? 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6386 Suzie really had a hard time shopping for groceries this time. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6387 I upgraded to Noom premium. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6388 Shouldn't we wash our hands first? 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6389 But do we HAVE to warn the kids? 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6390 The ad said we’ll lose our ‘Corona-15’ or our money back.... when did they say the murder hornets will arrive? 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6391 Mousetrap for Giants. Coming soon from Hasbro. 1.1667 0.09039 18 15 3 0
6392 Jigsaw puzzles are sold out, I’ve made a new challenge for us 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6393 I think this will definitely keep the kids away from our supper" 1.1667 0.09039 18 15 3 0
6394 Well I could really use a snack after setting this up 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6395 This is why I need more clarity when we’re told to go “on lockdown.” 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6396 But, we still don't have to wear jeans, right? 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6397 And I thought the '20% off your next order' notifications were bad... 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6398 I guess mom really wants us to go back to college 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6399 Dieting in Distopia 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6400 Minimalism is over. This is so in. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6401 This kitchen is taking social distancing way too far 1.1667 0.09039 18 15 3 0
6402 This is what you call a killer diet. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6403 Are you sure you put the Klondike Bars in the garage freezer? 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6404 UberEats’ marketing strategy seems to be getting more aggressive 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6405 I don’t understand these rustic kitchens. Let’s see the duplex again. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6406 are you sure you read the directions? 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6407 I feel like we aren’t thinking big enough. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6408 Let’s open the fridge. Trump said it was a really great idea. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6409 The vaccine was ineffective. Now all we can do is wait. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6410 If 2020 was a snack 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6411 Should we put these away for the Open House? 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6412 You're right - the smart fridge CAN'T do everything. . 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6413 I think our takeout order is ready. Gonna need to figure out how to get the utensils though.... 1.1667 0.09039 18 15 3 0
6414 Well Greg, we did this to ourselves 1.1667 0.09039 18 15 3 0
6415 do you remember which one Trump recommended for trapping the Covid19 virus? 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6416 Er... I think I’ll be moving back into my mom’s place for a little while. 1.1667 0.09039 18 15 3 0
6417 How hungry are you? 1.1667 0.12127 18 16 1 1
6418 I don't think she wants canned tuna and peas anymore. Wanna order take-out? 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6419 I think we’re running low on eggs. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6420 Would you like a glass of water? 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6421 Alright, quarantine snacks should at least last through the week now 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6422 But what about Seamless? 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6423 No, I don't understand it either, but I'm assured it's all the rage in Milan. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6424 'I think i can hear your phone vibrating inside the fridge...' 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6425 Honey, can you please let her out? Dave, she tested POSITIVE. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6426 This really lends to the resale value - security can never be understated 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
6427 I would prefer not to. 1.1667 0.09039 18 15 3 0
6428 It all comes down to how much I need a leg when I can have leftover pizza, really. 1.1667 0.09039 18 15 3 0
6429 I told you—not to offend Mom. See the consequences now. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6430 and did the police officer say how this was going to protect us? 1.1667 0.12127 18 16 1 1
6431 This poltergeist sure is getting creative. 1.1667 0.09039 18 15 3 0
6432 So drone delivery it is 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6433 bad kitchen 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6434 Do you have a hair pin? 1.1667 0.09039 18 15 3 0
6435 Made some changes so it’s really clear to our guests that kitchen use is restricted. 1.1667 0.09039 18 15 3 0
6436 I forgot to feed my sourdough starter. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6437 These fad diets are getting more and more dangerous 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6438 On second thought, maybe that late-night rocky road isn’t such a great idea. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6439 I wish we set this up before I gained the quaran-ten. 1.1667 0.09039 18 15 3 0
6440 I've heard of a 'food challenge' before but this is next level 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6441 When I told the interior designer I wanted 'shades of gray,' I only meant the wall color... but I have to say, it's growing on me 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6442 I'm beginning to regret this diet. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6443 I think your parents are trying to tell us something! 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6444 Well.. are you sure you want that kombucha? 1.1667 0.12127 18 16 1 1
6445 It’s a start, but what about your mom’s side of the family? 1.1667 0.09039 18 15 3 0
6446 Guess they took 'lock'down too seriously 1.1667 0.12127 18 16 1 1
6447 You know... this might actually work 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6448 Not entirely what I had in mind when I read “cozy studio minutes away from Central Park” but yeah I’ll take it. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6449 With the current events, I've lost my appetite anyway. 1.1667 0.12127 18 16 1 1
6450 You will not, do you hear me, you will not do another home cooking show 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6451 I think we made a huge mistake. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6452 I'm trying the Houdini diet. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6453 Looks like I won’t be having any more midnight snacks 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6454 When you're foodie and stay in your friend's house more than a week. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6455 Didn’t realize we had invited Jughead over 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6456 Do you think she really meant it, to not have a small taste? 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
6457 Landlords 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6458 I am sure this is what Alexa told me to do. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6459 Is this available with the financing option? 1.1667 0.09039 18 15 3 0
6460 Maybe it was me who drank your milk 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6461 Maybe hypnosis would be safer? 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6462 Pretty aggressive way to beat the Covid-15, huh? 1.1667 0.09039 18 15 3 0
6463 You get the hacksaw, I’ll get the gun. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6464 What is hidden inside? 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6465 I see that Mom is on a diet again. 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
6466 Yup. I think our emotions are finally safe in there. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6467 So... Should we order pizza? 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6468 Keto guidelines are strict! 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6469 We could just get takeout? 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6470 It's the new sadomac diet. 1.1667 0.09039 18 15 3 0
6471 I'm guessing trappers. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6472 It’s a new App - lockdown work out guaranteed to loose 10 lbs in two weeks 1.1667 0.12127 18 16 1 1
6473 I’m telling you, Bob, the lock-and-key diet is the new keto. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6474 It's the only way to keep the Covid-50 off. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6475 It is a great apartment, but this kitchen just doesn’t seem very functional. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6476 So you really think this would go with our decor? 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6477 I know, but . . . pudding cups . . . 1.1667 0.12127 18 16 1 1
6478 I don't think snacking is the problem. 1.1667 0.09039 18 15 3 0
6479 I don't know. Those ants seem awfully smart. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6480 Are you sure this is the best way to increase our iron intake? 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6481 Maybe we shouldn't have dessert tonight. 1.1667 0.09039 18 15 3 0
6482 Do you think the stainless steel appliances come with the house? 1.1667 0.09039 18 15 3 0
6483 Should we should keep giving our Venus Flytraps paper clips and . staples as supplements ? 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6484 Poundemic proofing ... it's a thing. 1.1667 0.09039 18 15 3 0
6485 I still think the squirrel will beat it. 1.1667 0.12127 18 16 1 1
6486 I see the finer points of each one, don't you? 1.1667 0.09039 18 15 3 0
6487 Don't tell me, your sister is visiting... 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6488 Craig, I've come up with our stay-at-home, COVID-19 diet plan! 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6489 I don't think this new diet is OSHA approved. 1.1667 0.09039 18 15 3 0
6490 Let's hope no one gets hungry during the night. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6491 To be honest, I think Weight Watchers has gotten terribly out of hand. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6492 That's a safe safe!! 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6493 This Tiktok challenge will get us a lot of followers. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6494 I’m guessing the “good stuff” is hidden under the sink. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6495 Did we thaw the meat last night? 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6496 Mask or no Mask? 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6497 Yes, we have a problem... 1.1667 0.09039 18 15 3 0
6498 This keto thing is a bitch 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6499 Mom just cleaned the kitchen! 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6500 With these we can express ourselves while social distancing 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6501 If you really loved me, you get me that leftover turkey sub from the refrigerator . 1.1667 0.12127 18 16 1 1
6502 You must be anticipating one hell of a snack attack. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6503 We have to make sure it’s gluten free! 1.1667 0.09039 18 15 3 0
6504 I wasn’t hungry anyway, were you? 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6505 Diet traps 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6506 All this because I did the shopping last week?". 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6507 I guess that Overeaters Anonymous thinks that this will work 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6508 Let's go out to dinner. 1.1667 0.12127 18 16 1 1
6509 I saw it first on Oprah. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6510 Well, look at the bright side...there won't be any dishes to do. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6511 So you said this place is rent controlled? 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6512 Soooo... you want pizza? 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6513 All I’m saying is that the punishment might be too much for the crime... 1.1667 0.09039 18 15 3 0
6514 Go on ... do your houdini magic ! 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6515 Are you sure it was a Pampered Chef party? 1.1667 0.12127 18 16 1 1
6516 Let’s see those Gremlins get a midnight snack now. 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
6517 I just really need this to work. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6518 on Keto again, huh 1.1667 0.09039 18 15 3 0
6519 Hopefully, this will keep the kids out of my homebrew 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6520 Think mom is sending us a message? 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6521 Well, this sure isn't your mother's Weight Watchers. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6522 Maybe we could get a cooler for the bedroom...just for the first month of Second Wave? 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6523 I'd say I'm a pretty good cook, though not everyone feels that way. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6524 Dear, I told you not to touch Jimmy’s Eggo waffles. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6525 If we can’t stop the COVID-19, at least we can stop the quarantine 15! 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6526 Aunt Nora is very serious about the "no snacking between meals" rule around here. 1.1667 0.12127 18 16 1 1
6527 So... the smart home found our medical records and went shopping online, eh? 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6528 Drats! After I finished, I lost the keys! 1.1667 0.12127 18 16 1 1
6529 I know it looks a little ominous, but I have to do something until my Weight Watchers meetings resume again. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6530 Or, we could just not buy the ice cream. 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
6531 Ok so clearly the best option is to order Take out! 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6532 Maybe we should've tried Keto first 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6533 Since we still haven't caught it, I'm back to thinking it must be one of us sneaking the ice cream sandwiches. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6534 It kept Santa Claus away, so I have to believe it’ll be gangbusters on cockroaches. 1.1667 0.12127 18 16 1 1
6535 During quarantine, will power only gets me so far. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6536 Jenny Craig got strict. 1.1667 0.09039 18 15 3 0
6537 Inspector Gadget? 1.1667 0.09039 18 15 3 0
6538 And if he does manage to open the door, we have Marie Osmond waiting inside 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
6539 Well, it’s your turn to let the cat out 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6540 I would've been easier to just move. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6541 My naturopath said this would help. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6542 I've switched diets -- from time-restricted to just plain restricted. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6543 I get the aesthetic, but I don't think it's us. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6544 Cheesecake, eh? 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6545 I think if we paint the walls a sort of gentle mauve, it'll bring the room together nicely. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6546 This doesn't really fit our lifestyle. Let's not rent. 1.1667 0.09039 18 15 3 0
6547 I don't think Uncle Hannibal likes his "special" guest room. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6548 So...Chinese or Mexican? 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6549 I guess we are doing this diet after all... 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6550 Everything but the kitchen sink, huh? 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6551 This is not what I want to see in our kitchen. What do you think? 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6552 The Medieval Era Diet Plan? Hmm, lets give Paleo one more try. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6553 At least we can still get into the liquor cabinet. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6554 It’s called the Tower of London diet. Sara swears by it. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6555 As misdirections go, it's still a little too subtle. 1.1667 0.09039 18 15 3 0
6556 “Where’d you put the big key ring? I’m suddenly feeling hungry.” 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6557 When do you think it’ll be safe to reopen? 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6558 Yeah, but how badly do you really want that cheesecake slice? 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6559 You know, Honey ... when I suggested we should cut back a little on the calories, it was a poor choice of pronouns. 1.1667 0.09039 18 15 3 0
6560 ok, we caught the bear. now where do we keep our food? 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6561 I dunno, I’m just hungry 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6562 Kitchen's closed. You can Yelp to find some food elsewhere. 1.1667 0.09039 18 15 3 0
6563 So you don’t feel like cooking tonight? 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6564 It looks like some sort of a trap to me.... 1.1667 0.12127 18 16 1 1
6565 I couldn’t decide between Keto or Paleo. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6566 Maybe we should do takeout. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6567 Yes, this diet definitely kills the appetite... 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6568 Okay, I get it. We can order Postmates tonight. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6569 Maybe we should just try the Mediterranean diet again 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6570 Oh no, I left my keys in the fridge! 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
6571 Your Mother is napping now......maybe she prefers to eat out? 1.1667 0.09039 18 15 3 0
6572 Whether you go for it or not, you're bound to lose weight. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6573 The Realtor did say there would be areas of the home off limits - But! 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6574 Or we could switch to the Atkins diet. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6575 Survivor: Diet Island 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6576 I told the guy, ‘bedroom’ so many times. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6577 To feed or not to feed, that is digestion! 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6578 I'm not sure that this is what the school assignment meant when they said to create an obstacle course. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6579 Looks like I missed my turn washing again. 1.1667 0.09039 18 15 3 0
6580 With this diet plan you are guaranteed to lose weight... 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6581 Let's go our for dessert. 1.1667 0.09039 18 15 3 0
6582 It’s your mother’s subtle message about our moving back in.” 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6583 This should do the trick against our street-smart New York cockroaches. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6584 I don't think the spikes are very effective 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6585 Clearly, this is the least charming B&B we've visited 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6586 We've moved from baby-proofing our home, to teenager-proofing. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6587 Somehow, this is not the same thing as willpower. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6588 Willpower only goes so far. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6589 Gerry, you don't think we've gone too far with this diet do you? 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
6590 I got tired of my roommate stealing my protein...I didn't lock the toilet though. I need hard, floaty evidence before I call the Poo-lice. You know, like a "smoking bum"? "Are you certain?" "No, but my 50-shades-of-Prey kitchen here will be." 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
6591 Can you tell me again how serious you are about your diet? 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6592 They say they'll monitor it for an additional $30 per month 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6593 I'm just not sure if our new kitchen motif is enough to represent 2020. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6594 Let's make sure the kids stay out of the kitchen as we wait for the mouse to come. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6595 Should we tell them? 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6596 Is this part of being quarantined? 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6597 Great location but I think the kitchen needs a little work. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6598 Non-survivalists have different priorities. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6599 So the new housemate was from snapchat and now they have disappeared? 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6600 You can just tell me not to eat your ice cream. 1.1667 0.09039 18 15 3 0
6601 Of course, he’s sleeping now, but teenagers can be really challenging these days! 1.1667 0.09039 18 15 3 0
6602 That’s one tough diet. 1.1667 0.09039 18 15 3 0
6603 I guess Mom meant it when she told us not to eat her leftovers." 1.1667 0.09039 18 15 3 0
6604 I like the redundancy,but I'm still not certain we're completely safe from our late night cravings. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6605 Maybe renting Houdini's AirBnb wasn't such a good idea. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6606 you gotta risk it to get the biscuit 1.1667 0.09039 18 15 3 0
6607 That should stop the cravings. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6608 We could just buy an ellpitical instead. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6609 Yes, the mouse has met his match. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6610 It was either this or low-carb... 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6611 The pistachio rum raisin? In the bathtub under ice. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6612 To think, this all started with whipped cream. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6613 Hopefully the cage will stop the ice-cream thief before they get to the bear traps... 1.1667 0.12127 18 16 1 1
6614 I see you're on a new diet. 1.1667 0.09039 18 15 3 0
6615 There! That will take care of my noshing on this diet! 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6616 Couldn't you just write your name on your yogurt? 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6617 I would have stayed with an Elizabethan theme rather than the eclectic collection. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6618 We are only going to be gone for a night, you know that, right? 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
6619 We should order in. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6620 Harry Houdini takes the quarantine a little too seriously. 1.1667 0.09039 18 15 3 0
6621 You really put the “Die” in diet Sweetheart. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6622 Think that's enough to inoculate us against the COVID 19lb? 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6623 But what if I just went OUT to eat? So much for diet plans... 1.1667 0.12127 18 16 1 1
6624 Quick: caption it. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6625 You could have just said you’re tired of my cooking. 1.1667 0.12127 18 16 1 1
6626 You laughed when I predicted Medieval decor? 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6627 Takeout again tonight sounds great to me! 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
6628 I'm so glad we went with the chrome and iron instead of the bronze and copper. 1.1667 0.09039 18 15 3 0
6629 I've heard it beats the paleo 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6630 OK, I promise to become a Vegan. 1.1667 0.09039 18 15 3 0
6631 I’ve invited Donald to dinner 1.1667 0.09039 18 15 3 0
6632 Not to worry. They keep saying the most important thing is hand soap. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6633 I was getting a little bored of our usual date night 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6634 and where did you read about this diet plan again? medieval quarterly? 1.1667 0.09039 18 15 3 0
6635 And now where do we put the moat? 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6636 Sparkling or flat? 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6637 Heather secretly worried the remodel might lower the resale value. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6638 What were you saying about self-discipline? 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6639 Kids are getting too good at Mousetrap - I really want that beer. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6640 That should keep the coyotes out. 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
6641 Ok...so how much weight are we trying to lose? 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6642 Oh Darn - I forgot my WD 40 ... 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6643 Screw it. Let's go to Costco. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6644 Is this the 'discipline free' diet kit you ordered? 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6645 Order delivery? 1.1667 0.09039 18 15 3 0
6646 Discipline is a strength of my character 1.1667 0.09039 18 15 3 0
6647 So this is the Quarantine edition of American Ninja Warrior? 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6648 Did I mention that our interior decorator served in Vietnam? 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6649 I thought she looked thinner. 1.1667 0.12127 18 16 1 1
6650 Willpower, schmilpower. 1.1667 0.09039 18 15 3 0
6651 Are you sure Jenny Craig would approve? 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6652 Seems like a lot of work to try to fit into your new summer bikini. 1.1667 0.09039 18 15 3 0
6653 Do you really think this will keep a teenager out? 1.1667 0.12127 18 16 1 1
6654 Well, it’s still better than intermittent fasting. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6655 One more lock should do it! 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6656 All right Ken! Now we're getting serious about dieting. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6657 Well, w’e’ve childproofed the kitchen. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6658 Have you been reading The Book of Revelations again? 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6659 It made a funny noise. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6660 I always forget to check if we have milk. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6661 If this doesn't keep us gluten-free, nothing will. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6662 The enemy is everywhere. 1.1667 0.09039 18 15 3 0
6663 Thank you for getting breakfast ready, but I wanted a bagel to go with my locks. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6664 I think I prefer the puzzle boxes with the secret drawers. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6665 Results vary depending on starting weight and program adherence. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6666 I don't think that quinoa can hurt us anymore. 1.1667 0.09039 18 15 3 0
6667 It's quarantine ready 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6668 Okay, Chef Houdini, I want a roast beef on rye, with mustard, in under 2 minutes, and your time starts now! 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6669 "I don't think extreme dieting is for us." 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6670 It told you this personal trainer is bad news. 1.1667 0.12127 18 16 1 1
6671 I'm not sure it's kinky enough. Maybe add a guillotine? 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
6672 I think Karen's mad I threw away her ranch. 1.1600 0.09452 25 22 2 1
6673 Checkmate in three moves. 1.1579 0.11504 19 17 1 1
6674 I think we'll finally get some work done. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
6675 Don’t worry, it will look great when it’s installed at the Biennale. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
6676 I don't think we're there yet in our relationship. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
6677 Make yourself at home 1.1579 0.11504 19 17 1 1
6678 Mosquitoes. I hate them. But this works ! It does, Darling ! 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
6679 Piece of cake. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
6680 Because I realized Keto just isn't sustainable... 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
6681 Now, I get all the necessary exercise from carrying my keyring." aptio 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
6682 I still don’t understand blockchain 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
6683 Do you get the feeling that this Airbnb owner is unaccommodating 1.1579 0.11504 19 17 1 1
6684 After all there... There's Still Freezer Burn 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
6685 I think Mom is telling us she’s tired of cooking 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
6686 I agree it's a bit Draconian but the kids are eating us out of house and home. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
6687 It's kinda like Trump's wall? 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
6688 He better not try to blame this on the Ambien. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
6689 Now all we need is a name for this diet. 1.1579 0.11504 19 17 1 1
6690 This should keep us eating at the bear minimum! 1.1579 0.11504 19 17 1 1
6691 That should, in theory, take care of the problem. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
6692 Honey it is just yeast and milk! 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
6693 I didn't think apartment Survivor would be this hard. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
6694 How long do you think it will take us to fix breakfast? 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
6695 She's two. We need this! 1.1579 0.11504 19 17 1 1
6696 Shall we hide the key under the front door mat? 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
6697 So...what's your mom up to this afternoon? 1.1579 0.11504 19 17 1 1
6698 Keep in mind, most of the protesters are really good people. 1.1579 0.08595 19 16 3 0
6699 Only in New York baby, 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6700 I need to check Twitter 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6701 Jenna’s boyfriend was getting a little too comfortable over here... 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6702 Hopefully this approach works better than Keto did. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6703 I don’t care what you say, I still think dieting is more painful 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6704 At least we still have water and soap 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6705 I told her not to steal my food 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6706 Whenever I was saying I am hungry my mom used to ask me, Are you hungry or are you bored? This should fix the problem! 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6707 Do you think it’s overkill? 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6708 Looks like the diet app didn’t work 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6709 Are you sure this new Tom Cruise dieting method is going to work? 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6710 ZUUL, huh? 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6711 It was on sale 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6712 I think next time we'll just stay in a hotel. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6713 Honey, when I told you I wanted a pinscher, I meant the dog: a p-i-n-s-c-h-e-r! Not a pincer... 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6714 Happy birthday hubby!! Love, the Peloton wife 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6715 We’ll start that summer diet even if it kills us 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6716 Amazon? 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6717 I know we’ve been in quarantine for a while and it is family game night, but are you 100% sure that this is how you’re supposed to play Mouse Trap? 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6718 Annual New Year’s resolution, circa January 2021 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6719 My last roommate and I had some trust issues... 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6720 Okay this should keep us from baking another cake. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6721 This should keep the teenagers out of the kitchen tonight 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6722 When your therapist suggests you to quit stress eating. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6723 I see now why you didn’t want Jigsaw to redecorate the kitchen. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6724 Is my cooking that bad? 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6725 God: Hey Satan, what should we do for July? 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6726 Baby proofing wasn't so hard after all 1.1538 0.15385 13 12 0 1
6727 This is how I dropped the freshman 15, it’s sure to work for the COVID 19 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6728 Weight Watchers’ new medieval plan seems effectiv 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6729 Hellraiser kitchen, Pinhead the dietician 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6730 No breakfast for us I guess... 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6731 I heard the previous owner was an artist. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6732 I didn’t want to make it impossible... just so I would burn more calories getting to the fridge than it contains. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6733 I don’t think grandma’s going to share her sourdough starter. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6734 I guess Granny's had enough of our Milk-&-Cookie visits. Wanna tell her we're broke? 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6735 Hey, if your grandma wants to take up escapology, then who are we to stop her? 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6736 I guess they don't want us to get in it# 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6737 So, I guess it’s the bar cart again tonight? 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6738 This ought to catch the mouse” 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6739 Medieval is in. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6740 This might stop our teenagers from eating everything in the house for a few days. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6741 I told my assistant I needed a new diet. I can't tell if they went above and beyond, or they have been secretly hating me all along. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6742 But the wine fridge is ok?” “Yeah, I’m not crazy. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6743 And this is how I lost 10lbs iso weight in two weeks 1.1538 0.15385 13 12 0 1
6744 We are about to find out who stole the cookies from the cookie jar. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6745 I told you we should’ve gotten the fridge in white 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6746 At least this is easier than living in the USA under Trump whilst having the worst pandemic in recent memory. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6747 So... takeout, then? 1.1538 0.15385 13 12 0 1
6748 A bad quaran-dream 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6749 How long till this jello sets?” “Supposedly July, but last time I reopened the mold it went back to phase 1 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6750 Death diet 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6751 And yet I still gained 10lbs 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6752 You could've just said you didn't like my kombucha. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6753 Working from home? 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6754 So this is the open concept kitchen. It has good light, new appliances and it's bear-free. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6755 We’ve revised the obstacle course 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6756 I don’t know, I think it’s a bit derivative. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6757 You know they say soap is just as effective 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6758 Right. Your mother is not getting out this time. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6759 Yeah the intermittent fasting diet has done wonders for us. The hardest part is the self-control, but I think we’ve finally got a handle on that. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6760 Are you going to get me a Peloton too? 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6761 ‘Turns out the fear of death is really quite effective.’ 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6762 They are calling it, To die for, Diet. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6763 I wonder if you can eat these 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6764 Do you like my new diet plan 1.1538 0.15385 13 12 0 1
6765 Have you checked the flamethrower? 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6766 So the fridge is 2021, and we just got to get through this year... 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6767 Seems a bit drastic for childproofing the kitchen, but given everything else that's happened in 2020, we can't be too careful. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6768 It was either this or we have to start using our gym membership. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6769 The ballots are in the fridge. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6770 I’m pretty sure the doctor said to CHANGE your diet, sweetie 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6771 Be more careful this time, please. I don’t want to clean those traps again. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6772 This way, I’ll exercise while getting my snacks. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6773 What’s this now? 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6774 When your next door neighbor says they found a cockroach in their kitchen. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6775 Honey, how are we going to eat if this is as perilous as ordering or dining out? 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6776 Just trying to spice (rack) up our marriage 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6777 Do you think it's gonna stop us now? 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6778 Still need time to decide on whether to get takeaway? 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6779 Avoiding the Covid weight gain 1.1538 0.15385 13 12 0 1
6780 I don’t know, I feel like this won’t stop me from snacking between meals 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6781 The ad did say they’d guarantee that we’d lose the quarantine weight... 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6782 This challenge is not funny 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6783 It's the Pandemic babe, I doubt anybody's coming to burgle us now. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6784 Really, you would ‘literally’ die to eat that? 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6785 It was at this moment that Jane thought Carl hadn’t really captured the spirit of “Home Alone.” 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6786 I didn't expect intermittent fasting to be so hazardous. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6787 I saw it on TikTok 1.1538 0.15385 13 12 0 1
6788 I guess it could work except we mostly order takeout. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6789 Interestingly enough, I still got into the expensive cheese last night 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6790 Just having a salad may have been a little cheaper though 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6791 I think we might have overreacted. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6792 The diet is going really well. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6793 That should stop the snacking for a while. Are those poison daggers? Good call! 1.1538 0.15385 13 12 0 1
6794 That's what I'd call "overkill." 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6795 These fad diets are getting super weird.” 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6796 And this happens EVERY night at 8PM? 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6797 I... ugh... like it. Are you sure that’s an exact replica of the Pinterest I sent you? 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6798 Ultimate Spartan Beastmaster Titan Challenge. Let’s get ready to rumble!!! 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6799 My new diet plan. It’s called Doom. @ 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6800 You could have just told me I’ve put on the Covid-15 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6801 I thought you said you knew of a way to keep me from opening the fridge 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6802 Dave, it's for your own good. Your sourdough obsession needs to stop 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6803 I didnt want it anyways...its gluten free 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6804 It’s called the Houdini diet. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6805 Don’t be stupid, it’s just yogurt 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6806 They said the house was “turn-key.” 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6807 My personal trainer told me we’re going back to Lockdown. It’s this intense new workout he zoomed us this morning! 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6808 If we had had children things might be different. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6809 So, this is your post quarantine diet...? 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6810 Not what I meant by a ‘killer diet plan’... but it’ll do. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6811 I don’t know about you, but I’m thinking takeout tonight. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6812 Is this foreplay? 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6813 It’s called the Peckinpah diet 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6814 Can’t we just go back to doing coke? 1.1538 0.15385 13 12 0 1
6815 Well now that lockdown is over, do you remember where we hid the key? 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6816 Do you think we should have added a moat? 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6817 Alexa, play Fetch the Bolt Cutters 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6818 You’re saying children played this game? 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6819 I think they went a little overboard with our enrichment activity this time 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6820 Haha. . . Bears 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6821 I told you we should have read Caviar’s Terms of Service. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6822 I don’t think this is how intermittent fasting works. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6823 I'm only eating food that is to die for 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6824 My solution to lose the quarantine 15. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6825 Looks like it’s seamless to me 1.1538 0.15385 13 12 0 1
6826 I was hoping to channel the hunter gatherer part of you 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6827 A moment on the lips, forever in its grip 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6828 Well, we’ve secured the yeast. What about the sourdough starter on the counter? 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6829 Let’s just wash our hands again. 1.1538 0.15385 13 12 0 1
6830 They feel ashamed if you open their empty fridge !, 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6831 I think we should go back to the Keto diet now. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6832 I knew we should have tossed the perishables first 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6833 So... takeout for lunch? 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6834 It's time to die-en-eat 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6835 I think you're taking that guy Tony Robbins a little too literally 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6836 Right, they did warn us about Houdini day at magic camp 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6837 Must be swimsuit season again 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6838 This should deter our Ambien sleep-eating, don’t you think? 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6839 You know you can just unplug it, right? 1.1538 0.15385 13 12 0 1
6840 Honey, I’m feeling trapped. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6841 Well if this is the basic insurance coverage, I don’t even want to think about what the premium one offers... 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6842 So what did the guy say to do when you told him it keeps running?“ “He told me to grow up. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6843 ....to be fair, we thought the lockdown would last only a few weeks 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6844 That's why we've been using the fridge in the garage. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6845 What’s the success rate of this diet? 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6846 It’s nice that we’re putting all those old bedroom toys to good use. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6847 Richard Simmons has really gone off the deep end. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6848 Wait till he finds out there's nothing in there!! 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6849 That's the last time we ask little Harry to clean up the kitchen. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6850 Or, you could just try to cut down on the Ambien 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6851 Noom, schmoom. I'm getting the key out of the toilet. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6852 This new diet should work. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6853 I know this diet promised to "get medieval" on the extra pounds, but this it not what I had in mind. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6854 Did you fill the ice tray? 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6855 As far as diet plans go, this one appears to be a little extreme, darling. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6856 Can we order pizza tonight?” 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6857 Sooooo...Take-out tonight? 1.1538 0.15385 13 12 0 1
6858 Overkill?" No way. This is no ordinary mouse we got here 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6859 Looks like the Frankensteins have finished their baby-proofing. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6860 And you said you hid the keys *really* well, right? 1.1538 0.15385 13 12 0 1
6861 I can do it, I'm just not sure what we have in there is still worth it. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6862 This new diet is quite dangerous 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6863 ...But what if he IS wearing a mask? 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6864 This puts a whole new spin on comfort food. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6865 See who is at the door, I built a better mousetrap. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6866 If it's good enough for the burglars, it's good enough for the babysitter 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6867 I've become a bit bored with the Paleolithic diet so now I'm trying the medieval kitchen plan. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6868 The Hunger Games 2020: Teenage edition. 1.1538 0.15385 13 12 0 1
6869 Mom must really want us to learn lock picking. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6870 Do you think it will help us stick to our new diet? 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6871 Do you think it will work? 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6872 It was either this or wear a mask. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6873 I find the points system really keeps me accountable. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6874 Is it too late to find a new roommate? 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6875 Do you really think this will teach him to wash his hands before snacking? 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6876 Are you sure it wouldn't just be easier to do Weight Watchers? 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6877 Are you sure this will keep them out? 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6878 Do you think the rats did this? 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6879 If that's not overkill, then what is? 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6880 Notice how 2020 turned this conceptual piece into a naturalistic highlight 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6881 Your mother thinks you lack discipline." 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6882 Hmm, and what's step 2 of the diet plan? 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6883 Lovely kitchen but for some reason it reminds me of the office. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6884 Bears will be going for the fridge. We’ll take out the tires on their ATV, and then they have two additional levels of security to break through. I think our porridge should be safe. 1.1538 0.15385 13 12 0 1
6885 Can't we just go Mediterranean? 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6886 This is going to be tough but let's figure this out.I know we can do this. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6887 I don't know. I still think Weight Watchers might be easier. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6888 We forgot the cheese 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6889 I don’t know if this defines hospitality 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6890 Is this what Noom is about? 1.1538 0.15385 13 12 0 1
6891 Don’t you think environmental control might be easier to live with? 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6892 So this is the Houdini diet! 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6893 Did I mention our Airbnb host said we won't have kitchen privileges? 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6894 Child-proofing a house is like bear-proofing a campsite, right? 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6895 If only we'd noticed Junior put the car keys in the fridge before this. 1.1538 0.15385 13 12 0 1
6896 He won't be 16 forever. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6897 We can call it..... 'The Cheese Board Challenge' 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6898 I thought you read the small print. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6899 Thanks but I meant a dozen bear claw doughnuts. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6900 When I told you the kitchen was off limits, I meant it! 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6901 Last week caption: That's the last time I'm eating at Chic-fil-A 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6902 Thank God for Grub Hub. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6903 So this should help us lose those last five pounds. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6904 When we hear the screaming we'll know for certain who's been eating my leftovers. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6905 The vow was, 'through thick and thin.' 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6906 Thanks, hon. This is exactly what I meant when I said let’s make this trip to the grocery store count. 1.1538 0.15385 13 12 0 1
6907 You do know there’s nothing in there but moldy cottage cheese and some gluten free pasta, right?” 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6908 I’m calling it the Tower of London diet. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6909 Escape at your own risk 1.1538 0.15385 13 12 0 1
6910 He said he would unlock my kitchen when I unblock his Fortnite. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6911 Still haven't caught that mouse, eh? 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6912 Ya, I hadn't thought of that. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6913 I like what you’ve done with the kitchen. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6914 The puzzles were getting too easy... 1.1538 0.15385 13 12 0 1
6915 Let's just have dinner delivered - again. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6916 You're 100% sure this diet works? 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6917 Let’s call it “The diet to die for” 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6918 I dunno, seems a little Obsessive-compulsive. Hey! Let's go get some ice cream. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6919 How do you suggest I make that ham and cheese sandwich? 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6920 Do you think this will satisfy the insurance company? 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6921 THESE Waterbugs are something else! 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6922 This should provide a little impulse control. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6923 If you solve the riddle, you get to choose from 6 keys. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6924 It's the sour cream that worries me. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6925 I love the new kinky Ikea section 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6926 I told you it was undercooked! 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6927 Let’s sleep on it and see how we feel about it tomorrow, and just order takeout for dinner. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6928 Are you sure you saw a slug in here? 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6929 I tried this before and it didn't work. 1.1538 0.15385 13 12 0 1
6930 Do you think they're hungry, too? 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6931 That's what I call setting yourself up for success! 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6932 This time I will make it through with my diet. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6933 A 16 year old boy can overcome all obstacles. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6934 What is "Cheez-Whiz" anyway? 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6935 Wouldn’t it be easier to stop taking the Ambien? 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6936 I thought it would help with your intermittent fasting. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6937 We’ve managed to keep the larder stocked. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6938 I guess we HAVE to get dinner delivered again. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6939 Think of all the money we will save! 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6940 I hope whoever did this, didn't find the toilet paper stash. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6941 Now you have every incentive to stick to your diet. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6942 Painful? Maybe. Worth it? Definitely. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6943 So I see why they say, "It's the only diet you'll ever need!" 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6944 suppose he just does't show up 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6945 So about dinner--curbside pickup or delivery? 1.1538 0.15385 13 12 0 1
6946 I don't know Bobby, that's an awful lot of work for an ice cream sundae. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6947 He really did order the economy open. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6948 This is only going to make my nervous eating worse. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6949 Honey, I don’t think these people are really ready to sell their house. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6950 But, now I'm really hungry. Where's the key? 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6951 It’s to easy just to blame this all on trump too I guess” 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6952 There's got to be a way. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6953 Maybe we should order out. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6954 And remember how we laughed when Dad smiled and said 'Good Luck finding my will'? 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6955 The doctor told me I'd need to do this if I won't lay off Ambien. Now I'm wondering if I took that the right way. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6956 It’s the latest home diet program for those in quarantine. All food deliveries are made by Brinks. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6957 I said put the M&Ms in the kitchen! 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6958 Great work. Let's call Uber Eats to celebrate. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6959 You’re certain this is a CDC approved approach. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6960 Supporting each other after many dieting failures 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6961 So that’s the new voting booth in Georgia! 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6962 I thought we would try the impaleo diet for a change. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6963 I’m still thinking the gym would be cheaper. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6964 Well, I did tell you not to touch my Yogurt! 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6965 It's either this or Jenny Craig! 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6966 I know it looks extreme, but trust me, THIS. DIET. WORKS. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6967 I'm committed to my diet. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6968 Did I do something inappropriate to your parents or is they just don't like me. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6969 It's Mom's new "Invasion of the Food Snatchers" diet. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6970 On the bright side, we can still microwave water. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6971 This new diet is very strict; much more than the other diets I have tried. 1.1538 0.15385 13 12 0 1
6972 Dishwasher’s broken. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6973 My goodness, our teenage daughter is dead serious about this new diet! 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6974 This is takings social distancing waaay too far! 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6975 Do you think that’s enough locks to protect against robbers? 1.1538 0.15385 13 12 0 1
6976 Are you sure this will help our cravings to late night binging? 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6977 Guess we'll have to order take-out again. 1.1538 0.15385 13 12 0 1
6978 So Nutrisystem is out? 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6979 I'm well trained - when the bell rings, I'm gonna go for it. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6980 So you asked Siri to find the best way for you to stop snacking? 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6981 You know, if you'd check the expiration dates more often, we wouldn't have to keep going through this. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6982 'Sushi leftovers.' 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6983 No, THIS diet won't work...not enough punji stakes. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6984 Beer? 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6985 Mom's latest diet! 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6986 I didn’t notice this step in the new Weight Watchers program but if it’s good enough for Oprah... 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6987 And this is our Somnambulant Teenager Deluxe Package — $395 plus installation. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6988 Oh honey, pinch me! 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6989 It's called the quarantine diet; you put the food in quarantine. 1.1538 0.15385 13 12 0 1
6990 This is much better than going to those overeater meetings! 1.1538 0.15385 13 12 0 1
6991 And you really think all of this is going to keep the kids from a midnight refrigerator raid? 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6992 Alright Houdini, it's your turn to get the Phish food. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6993 This beats having to diet after this lockdown! 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6994 Just trying to have some self restraint here. 1.1538 0.15385 13 12 0 1
6995 Are you sure this is the best way to stick to a diet? 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6996 It’s part of the zero-carb Super Keto Diet. So far so good... 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6997 Are you SURE your roommate said we could have his ice cream? 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6998 That looks like a snap to me, except that friggin fridge. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
6999 Well, we could open it or go to that zoom meeting. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7000 Okay, as long as you agree it's only for foreplay. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7001 So your parents were expecting us? 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7002 You country folks just don't understand the concept of roaches. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7003 Well it's certainly not going anywhere this time. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7004 Even Houdini would have to diet 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7005 maybe we should have filled it first... 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7006 When dad says BYOB he means It! 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7007 MARKED SAFE: From Mom's Meatloaf 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7008 Gosh, I really want a piece of that cherry pie... 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7009 How does this help since we ordered take out? 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7010 Dieting during quarantine takes iron will. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7011 Gwyneth Paltrow is calling it this season's hottest new diet trend. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7012 Well, you know what they say - “build a better moose trap”... 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7013 Welcome to the Dungeons and Dragos diet! 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7014 But, what if the date code has expired?" 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7015 Kate doesn’t like it when another’s paws are wondering in her kitchen. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7016 It’s the Dungeon Diet. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7017 Yeah, we should probably leave the kitchen light on at night. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7018 Maybe we should pick a different meal delivery service next time... 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7019 I did not realize she was this serious about fighting temptation! 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7020 Are you game to try? 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7021 Maybe we should order pizza? 1.1538 0.15385 13 12 0 1
7022 And people wonder why I can't gain weight. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7023 It's called the Bondage Diet. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7024 Let's go to bed. We've got it conchained. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7025 Maybe we should have done Weight Watchers." 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7026 Point, set, match! No more Monday dinners with mother! 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7027 We need to stop doing shots. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7028 I'm thinking takeout again tonight. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7029 I told you there is nothing to eat in this house! 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7030 This should work for the children, but we'll need to crate the dog. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7031 You know, you could ask your dad to just buy his own beer. 1.1538 0.15385 13 12 0 1
7032 Can't we just get a cat? 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7033 So you think a bear ate your yogurt? 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7034 I know you loved your pandemic sourdough starter, but once it went to the dark side we had no choice. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7035 You think they'll mind if we borrow some milk? 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7036 Looks like Mom’s on a diet again.” 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7037 Are you sure that that company is at the forefront of digital security? 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7038 I think I will have my coffee black this morning. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7039 It just seems heavy-handed to stop a fruit fly infestation. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7040 I guess maybe we should go out to eat instead. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7041 On the plus side, the Medieval diet does allow for the occasional carb. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7042 It’s a perfect mother-in-law apartment. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7043 And you say she still got to the cheesecake? 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7044 Does AirBnB have a rating for "thoroughness"? 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7045 WeightWatchers was so pre-lockdown. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7046 I wasn’t that hungry anyway 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7047 I realize that, but what did she say about the ice maker? 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7048 I've got this diet on lockdown! 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7049 Maybe next year we don't buy any Thin Mints. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7050 Perhaps a couple of ferns would soften the message. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7051 This is not what I had in mind when I said I wanted to eat at Hell's Kitchen. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7052 Yes, it all keeps us from eating at night. Alternatively, we could just say, "no". 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7053 Yeah, it said she's been learning to weld during quarantine in her Airbnb profile. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7054 Now we go on to curb appeal. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7055 So much for intermittent. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7056 I'm having facial recognition installed next week. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7057 Training a White House tour guide: "The only decor Clinton and Trump share is the appearance of the kitchen." 1.1538 0.15385 13 12 0 1
7058 I’m thinking that your dietary suggestions for the kids could use a bit more subtlety. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7059 Should we upgrade to an alligator moat? 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7060 wouldnt it be easier to just mask and social distance 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7061 So how do we get to the Cherry Garcia? 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7062 Twelve-year-olds can't enter the contest anyway. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7063 What if I just want a bottle of water? 1.1538 0.15385 13 12 0 1
7064 Look at what the dog's done now! 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7065 The Coen brothers said it would be an interesting afternoon. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7066 I am starting to have my doubts that this is a good way to stop you from raiding the fridge at night while on that sleeping medication. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7067 Yes, but what are they *really* trying to say? 1.1538 0.15385 13 12 0 1
7068 How's your diet going? 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7069 I guess Mary from Accounting really doesn't want us to eat her lunch anymore. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7070 Don't worry. I still have all the chocolate in the bedroom. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7071 Mr. and Mrs. Houdini ponder if their son Harry will be able to go on a diet. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7072 Did I ever tell you that Harry Houdini was my great great grandfather? 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7073 When is the crew from “Extreme Snacking” going to arrive? 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7074 It's called 'the this could be your last diet" diet. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7075 Six rooms to go, and we'll be totally socially distanced. 1.1538 0.15385 13 12 0 1
7076 Well, the joke's on you! The key's been inside with me the whole time. 1.1538 0.15385 13 12 0 1
7077 It's a new weight loss program run by the Mouse Trap folks at Hasbro. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7078 You really think this will stop Lachlan? 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7079 All of this to catch a pathogen? 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7080 I thought you set out the coffee creamer! 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7081 It's truly the kitchen of my dreams. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7082 I say we call it a night. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7083 I'm ready for the lock down. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7084 There has to be an easier way to lose weight.... 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7085 Is there something you'd like to share with me about your family? 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7086 There's gotta be a way in! 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7087 Somehow I don't think this is part of the new Weight Watchers reimagined plan. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7088 It's her last shot at dieting. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7089 This will help us lose the "quarantine-15". 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7090 I think the keto diet would have been easier... 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7091 I hope your not in any hurry to use the bathroom." 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7092 Ok, I admit I ate the last piece. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7093 When I asked for a "psychology-based" diet, I meant Noom, not Gloom. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7094 This intermittent fasting is more work than you would think 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7095 I don’t know. My midnight snacking is pretty determined. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7096 Yes, but remember there's no counting points. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7097 She's been agonizing about making that whipped dessert. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7098 Do you think this will really deter Junior? 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7099 You know . . . I just don't get modern art. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7100 Well the alternative was taping our mouths shut . 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7101 Goldilocks has some anger issues. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7102 That was a lot of work. Want to go get some donuts? 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7103 How long do you think it'll take for him to make it out this time? 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7104 Honey, yes, this kitchen renovation will definitely increase our resale value! 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7105 It makes the Fast Diet a little easier. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7106 Think of it as the Impaleo Diet. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7107 I said ketogenic diet, not keytogenic. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7108 How is this supposed to keep me from going out for junk food? 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7109 I think I'm going to stay with Weight Watchers. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7110 Whatever it takes to stop a binge. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7111 Sorry, but I was very clear with your mother when she moved in—she can stay here but she's on her own when it comes to food. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7112 Whoa, back up. What’s your goal weight? 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7113 We may have found the perfect diet 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7114 It's actually the safest way to ensure that you're only eating locally-sourced meat. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7115 But now that getting the Cherry Garcia is dangerous I want it even more. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7116 Are we overdoing the hoarding? 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7117 Getting to the ice cream will be a bit tricky but I if we work together we can do it. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7118 I thought they were joking when they said we're subleasing from Houdini. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7119 It also comes with one of those crisper drawers. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7120 The keto diet wasn’t working 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7121 The raccoons have grown bold. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7122 I just need some sugar actually 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7123 If the bank doesn't keep it safe, we surely do. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7124 They did say that if I purchased the Premiere Level Diet Program that they guaranteed results... ! 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7125 Let me guess. You’re doing Bear B&B again 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7126 She wasn’t kidding when she said, “Gluten is the enemy.” 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7127 She wasn’t when she said, “Gluten is the enemy.” 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7128 What diet self-help book suggested this? 1.1538 0.15385 13 12 0 1
7129 You did say, "by any means necessary." 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7130 There must be an easier way to lose weight. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7131 Whew! The sourdough starter should be safe for another night. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7132 Is it an allergy or that you just don’t like it? 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7133 Well, that’s one way to avoid the Quarantine 15. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7134 I say we order in again. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7135 I'd say we covered every base in discouraging your mother from visiting 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7136 Maybe we just go back to Weight Watchers. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7137 I say we call for take out.... 1.1538 0.15385 13 12 0 1
7138 Yes, I am sure I saw a rat. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7139 A boomer’s version of Escape The Room. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7140 I guess mom meant it when she said no more midnight snacking. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7141 I know I ate your last piece of Molten Chocolate Decadence, but maybe you're overreacting a bit... 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7142 I see a downside to this diet plan 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7143 This new diet is absolute torture. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7144 But if this doesn't work I'll write my name on all the labels. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7145 She did say she was serious about diet. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7146 I think that about does it. Now let's go out and get some Chinese! 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7147 Have you seen the bathroom?” 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7148 Even if it gets out,we may still have a chance to stop it. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7149 Should we add explosives? 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7150 I think Mom got the last frozen pizza at the market. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7151 My family takes snacking during Ramadan very seriously. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7152 I think this is one diet we'll stick to. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7153 I suppose that the cottage cheese is not an option. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7154 I think your sister suggested the Blue Apron site, not the Iron Maiden site 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7155 Someone's diet wasn't working. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7156 I guess UberEats got that next round of funding. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7157 It’s the new ‘Heavy Metal Diet’. Dr. Oz recommended it on his show, and Oprah swears by it. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7158 You think there’s a business in here somewhere?” #newdayjobcovidstyl 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7159 So this is how we’ll put curb your late night cravings. Come up to the bedroom to see the contraption that will put an end to your snoring, once and for all. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7160 Yeah, but I think we had some mayonnaise left... 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7161 I say we order take-out tonight. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7162 I still say we could have just gotten a cat. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7163 Your diet is going to work. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7164 You forgot the window. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7165 I'm comfortable going camping for one night. Maybe. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7166 Or...we could go with Plan B and just eat more dark chocolate. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7167 I’ve gotten through worse. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7168 It's still your turn to do dishes. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7169 The doctor says it will prevent sleep eating 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7170 So...I take it you want take out? 1.1538 0.15385 13 12 0 1
7171 This should help us keep us on our diets.. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7172 Could be a problem with the router; did you check the router? 1.1538 0.15385 13 12 0 1
7173 I won't argue with you that it's aggressive, but SO much better than plant-based. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7174 I can see why actual recipes weren’t included in the Houdini Diet Kit 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7175 I told you your parents didn't like me. 1.1538 0.15385 13 12 0 1
7176 Hmm. Maybe we should order in tonight?" 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7177 If this doesn't stop you from sleep snacking, nothing will. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7178 A little snack never killed anyone. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7179 That mouse is definitely in for a surprise. 1.1538 0.15385 13 12 0 1
7180 It's formidable, but remember it was an ant that I found in the fridge. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7181 That oughta do it ! 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7182 do you still remember a password? 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7183 Coronavirus inspired diet no. 6 - the 'Lockdown' 1.1538 0.15385 13 12 0 1
7184 Maybe this will keep Kramer out. 1.1538 0.15385 13 12 0 1
7185 Do you think he'll reconsider if I buy him a new box of cookies? 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7186 Lobsters were larger then. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7187 I guess the kids were serious when they said we should go on a diet. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7188 Mom isn’t kidding. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7189 Just keep me out of your big plans. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7190 Hmmm, it's getting tougher all the time to just survive these fad diets, never mind lose some weight! 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7191 Okay, so, should we order takeout instead? 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7192 It looks like mom is really serious about the new diet this time. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7193 Hipster diet. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7194 Bob, why don’t you better exercise at gym! 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7195 It came with a Fifty Shades of Dieting app, too. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7196 I think this will definitely get that mouse! 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7197 On this new diet, I just don't feel like eating. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7198 I dunno, teenage boys are clever 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7199 When the diet said "low barbs," I thought it was a typo. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7200 I guess we’ll be getting take out again 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7201 I'm starting to think asking Houdini to move in with us was a mistake. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7202 Yeah, that’s all well and good, but where did we place the car keys? 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7203 I hate to tell you this, but I forgot to buy ice cream this week....... 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7204 It’s entitled “GOP Safeguarding Trump’s Brain” but the rumor is that the safe is empty. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7205 What if we get the munchies? 1.1538 0.15385 13 12 0 1
7206 Dieting is going great! 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7207 I think this diet worked. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7208 I call it the Harry Houdini Diet. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7209 So you got Joe Exotic to design your diet plan? 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7210 It's the only diet with positive results supported by independent research. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7211 Apparently this is how Adele did it. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7212 I'm still skeptical that this is going to solve our ant problem 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7213 You should ask the landlord if we have to pay extra for kitchen rights. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7214 Yeah, so I just got into intermittent fasting... 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7215 leave the locks to Houdini,but i'm calling PETA about the other stuff. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7216 I have a bad feeling about this AirBNB. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7217 And you wondered why I look anorexic. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7218 Truth be known, I never thought your mother's fruit bars were all that great. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7219 Maybe, we shouldn't have rejected Marie Osmond's advice. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7220 I wasn't the one who took her cream cheese. 1.1538 0.15385 13 12 0 1
7221 Are the ants driving you *that* crazy? 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7222 You think the padlocks are too much? 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7223 Still hungry as a bear? 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7224 The milk has gone very bad. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7225 It's called the "eat-out" diet. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7226 Let them eat cake. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7227 What do you call this new diet plan? 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7228 That should help to stop midnight snacking during your diet 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7229 I dunno hun, I still think I can get to the double chocolate fudge brownie ice cream! 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7230 If it wasn't Dulce de Leche, I wouldn't even try. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7231 Remind me gain why you didn't want to do Keto? 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7232 I still say Noom would be easier. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7233 Think you could get me a glass of water? 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7234 Check the AirBNB references, I said... 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7235 I guess you're right, we have to order out again. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7236 Well. I guess we eat out, huh? 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7237 It didn't look quite so sinister on the infomercial. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7238 I thought I heard her say she was making Dungeness crabs for dinner... 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7239 Think this is enough to deter our teenage son? 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7240 I'll die before I gain the COVID-19 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7241 So that airbnb review had to be an exaggeration, right? 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7242 Do you think it's just one we might get or maybe the whole neighbor? 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7243 I love the effort, but I just ordered delivery. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7244 Probably should mention in our VRBO. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7245 OK, so I’m reconsidering that gap year. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7246 Ok I think we are finally ready to reopen our Airbnb. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7247 Yeah, I think an alligator is just what this room needs. 1.1538 0.15385 13 12 0 1
7248 I'm trying a new fad called the Houdini Diet. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7249 This could only be the work of a New Yorker cartoon. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7250 Hell, even Keto is less restrictive than this diet. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7251 It makes me hungry. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7252 It’s called the 2020 Diet. It’s all the rage this year. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7253 It’s called the Quarantine Torture Diet. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7254 We'll have to rethink this before the baby learns to walk. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7255 Honey. It’s impressive for rats, but I don’t think it will work against Red State zombies 1.1538 0.15385 13 12 0 1
7256 The realtor said we could have it, "as is." 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7257 Dude, That rental agent was serious about the kitchen being off-limits! ya think? 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7258 Well, you said you love hunger games. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7259 This is my quarantine diet plan. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7260 Perhaps intermittent fasting isn't for us. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7261 What happens after you catch your roommate stealing food? 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7262 Is it full? 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7263 My guess is that our smart refrigerator started all of this. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7264 Very impressive Jason, but my mother is still coming to stay with us. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7265 I thought social distancing, mask-wearing,and hand-washing was good enough. 1.1538 0.15385 13 12 0 1
7266 When he said "No Midnight Snacks" he really meant it! 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7267 I have a feeling my parents weren't impressed with your chicken piccata. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7268 That should keep the ants out. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7269 It's this or a mask. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7270 I didn't know the "carve your own" bear meat would be so fresh. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7271 Dad keeps stealing our bait. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7272 Duchamp? 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7273 Do we have any more Ben & Jerry's? 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7274 I don’t think we’ll be able to continue to hoard during this pandemic; I’ve lost the keys! 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7275 I hear you, Kristen, but the President was explicit: “Anything but bariatric.” 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7276 I'd joke about a diet being 'die' with a 't,' but I don't want to be sued by Jim Davis. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7277 I know you wanted to not bake as much as during the lock down Brad but this is ridiculous . 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7278 Calling this a nudge is a slight understatement. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7279 We just may have built a better mousetrap. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7280 I like it. It definitely says the kitchen is off limits. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7281 Couldn't we just try Atkins? 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7282 I guess grazing isn't happening. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7283 I'm done with the bathroom cabinets and the bedroom nightstands. Now we can have your mother over. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7284 They say it only works if you put the "die" in diet. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7285 The feng shui still seems off. Maybe one more leg trap? 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7286 Our new diet. It's supposed to be guaranteed. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7287 Yeah.. I didn’t feel like cooking anyway. What do you say we go to a greasy burger joint? 1.1538 0.15385 13 12 0 1
7288 Why did we leave the tofu in there? 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7289 I promise I'll buy my own thin mints next time. 1.1538 0.15385 13 12 0 1
7290 Remarkably, the kitchen is almost twenty years old and shows no wear whatever. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7291 That should keep Junior away from the fridge. He already weighs too much. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7292 It’s my lockdown diet. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7293 Jenny Craig is going in a whole new direction. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7294 I’d like to see your brother try to get into my craft beer collection now. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7295 But what about in between snacks? 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7296 So mom is still mad we ate her work treats? 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7297 When did your mother stop by? 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7298 WELL, HON...THE AD DID SAY YOU'LL BE DYING TO EAT! 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7299 Why did you add all the traps? They won't deter either the roaches or your mother 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7300 I suspect this is the work of the virus's Evil Twin. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7301 It's not that I don't trust you, it's that I want know for sure who keeps sneaking in the house to eat our leftovers at night. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7302 It may look excessive now, but when the baby starts climbing it’ll all make sense. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7303 I'm a dietitian not a nutritionist. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7304 This year, Santa's gonna be our bitch! 1.1538 0.15385 13 12 0 1
7305 It's like the Keto diet with a touch of paleo. 1.1538 0.15385 13 12 0 1
7306 Are you sure you smell cheesecake in there? 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7307 Well, it’s not like I’m NOT going to order a pizza - I still think the moat would’ve been more effective. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7308 Grab some rappers from the garbage, y’all for mom, and I’ll take the 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7309 The latest diet fad. Expensive, but guaranteed. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7310 It's either for Aunt Bess on a new diet or a really, really large mouse. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7311 Just one bowl of ice cream and we can skip a week of Netflix.... 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7312 It's less paleo, more medieval. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7313 It's called the "Will Power" diet. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7314 I'm still not eating out until they have a vaccine. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7315 She’s really looking forward to her high school reunion. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7316 Self-control is overrated. 1.1538 0.15385 13 12 0 1
7317 Oh!, almost forgot, the room comes with no kitchen privileges. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7318 Sorry. 'Ladies first' won't work this time. 1.1538 0.15385 13 12 0 1
7319 I told you,intermittent fasting is easy. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7320 Maybe we should just try Weight Watchers. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7321 And the owners are willing to include the bear traps. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7322 Looks like mom really wants that last piece of chocolate cake! 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7323 I see that the current owner has teenage sons. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7324 I know we've put on a few pounds since the quarantine, but isn't this a tad extreme? 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7325 Impossible. Unless... the ice-cream was never in there to begin with? 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7326 I couldn't find any mouse traps 1.1538 0.15385 13 12 0 1
7327 We should’ve called the Ghostbusters. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7328 We really know how to protect our toilet paper. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7329 I know there is nothing new in the fridge, but I still have an irresistible urge to check. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7330 I always hated to shop at Ikea... but now... They made it so hard to FEEL the energy of the space. 1.1538 0.15385 13 12 0 1
7331 Apparently it's called the Houdini diet. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7332 Want to get take-out? 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7333 So, the honor system, then." 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7334 When I said the food had gone bad I just meant it was expired. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7335 You did take that LaCroix last time. 1.1538 0.15385 13 12 0 1
7336 I wonder what's for dinner? 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
7337 This renovation looked better on paper. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
7338 Karen...? Yes Ken. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
7339 You know, for kids! 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
7340 This was not what I had in mind when we discussed our “playroom.” 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
7341 Thanks Jim, I really appreciate your support for my new diet. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
7342 I think he has taken being overstocked to fat 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
7343 Yes, we avoid paying for the Noom app, but at what cost? 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
7344 And I thought *I* was submissive. 1.1500 0.10942 20 18 1 1
7345 Those clampy things always remind me of venus fly traps. Haha. By the way, I'm pregnant. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
7346 I just feel like this is gonna be a lot easier than paleo. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
7347 The realtor said dungeon chic is in. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7348 I don't think this is what Cramer was talking about, when he said the market is a bear trap. 1.1429 0.14286 14 13 0 1
7349 Sooo... Postmates? 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7350 Do you think amazon sells lava? 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7351 This quarantine diet is so effective, I feel healthy already 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7352 Okay, this time I mean it. Our diet starts tomorrow. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7353 And to think you did not trust me with baby-proofing the kitchen... 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7354 Honey is this lockdown or lock-up. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7355 We did open it just 5 minutes before 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7356 You remembered to lock the keys in the freezer, right? 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7357 - You realize neither of us is overweight, right? 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7358 Not the kind of dungeon I had in mind 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7359 The kitchen was recently renovated in the Harry Houdini style 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7360 So Keto didn't work then? 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7361 Well that oughta protect us from carbs. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7362 That baby is toast if it tries anything. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7363 This Airbnb is really more about the location. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7364 I forget... what was the point of this? 1.1429 0.14286 14 13 0 1
7365 This is what happens from now on when you eat my leftovers 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7366 I didn’t pause long enough, August will be tricky. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7367 They said this is the best way to avoid constant quarantine snacking... 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7368 thanks for baby proofing the kitchen, honey. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7369 That should keep them away from the toilet papers, don't you think ? 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7370 - "and that's why I call it a " live-it" " 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7371 You just had to drink Jeff’s last beer... 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7372 Despite their best intentions, the pandemic drinking was out of control. So they took a stand. 1.1429 0.14286 14 13 0 1
7373 I was just kidding when I said you gained the Corona-15. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7374 But honey, I only saw one mouse 1.1429 0.14286 14 13 0 1
7375 Are you sure there isn't an iPhone app for this? 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7376 I remember Mouse Trap being a little easier 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7377 I'm with you on the chains, but the bear traps really do spark joy. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7378 I see that you brought the brownies 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7379 None of these really say ‘I love you Karen’ quite like a simple loch of hair. 1.1429 0.14286 14 13 0 1
7380 So this is what game shows have come to, huh... please tell me you didn’t sign the waiver 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7381 I think we outdid ourselves. It's definitely foolproof. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7382 Stainless does look so good in this kitchen. 1.1429 0.14286 14 13 0 1
7383 It’s a very hip disease, so it’s good that we caught it early, before everyone’s talking about it 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7384 I believe you, Honey. So this way we’ll know who has been eating my snacks. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7385 US government: the kitchen is Middle East 1.1429 0.14286 14 13 0 1
7386 If only the hospitals weren’t already full.. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7387 Not indoor eating... indoor eateries! 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7388 I get cravings 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7389 Yes, I’m sure I saw a spider in the ice tray. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7390 I thought you had the key 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7391 Do you really think this will help us don't get fat? 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7392 What the hell did you put in there? 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7393 It’s all about small habit changes. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7394 Look Honey, it has a dishwasher! 1.1429 0.14286 14 13 0 1
7395 When they said owning was a money trap this isn’t what I had in mind 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7396 So are you sure it was small, gray and squeaked? 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7397 So, I am looking around some other places. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7398 Maybe we should move this into the bedroom 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7399 Alright, that takes care of child-proofing the kitchen! Now let’s work on the living room. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7400 Now I’m just hungry for a bear claw 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7401 - Finally a diet plan that really works 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7402 How to get through the Lockdown? 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7403 he's 2 years old ... think this is enough? 1.1429 0.14286 14 13 0 1
7404 How will we get out? 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7405 Diet wasn’t working so Im starting a die for it 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7406 Kitchen Confidential. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7407 Did it occur to you to put bait in the traps before chaining the fridge? 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7408 Reality bites, my love” 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7409 'And you're positive it was a bear that raided the fridge last night?' 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7410 Now we’re ready to shoot our TikTok 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7411 .. Yeah, but what if I get hungry? 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7412 Hunger Games 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7413 I don’t understand, why don’t just lock the kitchen door? 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7414 You have to try this killer new diet. 1.1429 0.14286 14 13 0 1
7415 I was thinking more like weight watchers when I suggested we go on a diet. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7416 I had to improvise since the CrossFit gym is still closed. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7417 They did say it was time for us to move out. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7418 Karen said that this was a perfectly rational way to react when she thought Bryan was eating her yogurt. But now that she’s at that all lives matter protest, we have time to make a go for the chips. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7419 I’m so getting my summer body with this method 1.1429 0.14286 14 13 0 1
7420 Drastic times call for drastic measures... 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7421 Fifty shades of trying to loose weight during quarantine 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7422 Have you seen the movie Entrapment? 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7423 I was told that in order to make real behavioral change, I needed to change my environment. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7424 I wonder if mom wants her leftovers 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7425 The "Gandhi's Method" was cheaper... 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7426 So this is what moving back home at 25 looks like. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7427 And what’s the Broker fee? 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7428 Timmy, the pandemic's over, you can get out of there now! 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7429 No no, Richard, just calm down. I totally agree with you. The third one does seem to impede the feng shui... 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7430 Well, I guess we’re done with the sourdough. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7431 WW fired its staff, so I needed a new point system. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7432 You think that will keep her away? 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7433 Kevin, you need to stop letting the kids watch Floor is Lava while you’re working from home 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7434 Didn't they say "help yourself"? 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7435 I know it looks extreme but, this way; I force myself to eat my young instead of the tiramisu. 1.1429 0.14286 14 13 0 1
7436 I really think it's your turn to make breakfast. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7437 Our very own Escape Kitchen. Just solve the clues before dinner! 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7438 So here the artist was trying to express the feeling of distinguishing between hunger and boredom 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7439 We didn’t have to buy the ice-cream. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7440 Are you sure this will keep us skinny during quarantine? 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7441 Would it kill you to try it for a few days? 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7442 Diet or die trying 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7443 The mechanic said the 'fridge was running', so I'm not taking any chances 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7444 When I said a lox assortment with all the trappings, I meant... 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7445 Wow! the Hunger Games are real and they have started recruiting 1.1429 0.14286 14 13 0 1
7446 I think we really got carried away with those bulk discounts 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7447 I forgot the peanut butter. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7448 Too bad Indiana Jones isn’t included in the rent. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7449 I mean, it was $12 sushi. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7450 Eat your heart out, Houdini 1.1429 0.14286 14 13 0 1
7451 They don't want us to eat anything, but they do want us to clean up afterwards. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7452 Did you or did you not say you wanted to play Iron Chef tonight? 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7453 I’d like to make an offer on this house, but I wonder what the sellers aren’t disclosing. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7454 To win the game, do you think we have to go through the refrigerator? 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7455 I don't know…maybe we should have gone with the antique brushed nickel? 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7456 You know, I could really go for some Chunky Monkey right now. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7457 Are we the only one's fasting? 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7458 I think a mask is easier 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7459 I’m guessing you are serious about this diet. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7460 I’ll get that Santa, if it’s the last thing I do! 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7461 Did you actually read "How to Build a Better Mousetrap"? 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7462 I mean sure this could work, or you could just stop taking ambien 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7463 How did I put on those pounds? 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7464 I do wish we’d cleaned out the fridge before we got caught up in all this. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7465 Yikes, these community kitchen rules are harsh! 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7466 So honey, where did you hear about this diet? 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7467 Or we could just stop buying the chocolate fudge gelato--- 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7468 This is nothing. You should see the Houdini's medicine cabinet. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7469 If this doesn't work, you can always try a diet. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7470 Cheryl said it’s the only way to curb overeating while working from home. 1.1429 0.14286 14 13 0 1
7471 You can’t be too careful! 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7472 COMING THIS SUMMER - Saw X: Chicken Salad Sandwich. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7473 Shouldn’t we try the South Beach first? 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7474 That cheesecake is not going to eat itself. 1.1429 0.14286 14 13 0 1
7475 You didn’t hear? Keto is so last year. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7476 I wish you craved me as much as you do that ice cream... 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7477 So that’s where your uncle keeps his tax returns! 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7478 I think there's some cheesecake left from yesterday. 1.1429 0.14286 14 13 0 1
7479 Carolyn looks great. I think she's lost some weight. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7480 I keep telling you you don't need to lose weight! 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7481 I dunno. Yu think it's enough? 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7482 I don't know. Do you think it's too much? 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7483 Very effective, Bradley. But literally no one wants your kefir. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7484 Maybe we should just get a smaller dog. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7485 How many calories did we burn setting this up? 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7486 And I opened that in my sleep... 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7487 Have you tried larger regular meals? 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7488 But is it art? 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7489 The Great Foodini 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7490 I wonder where he keeps the Grey Poupon mustard? 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7491 Whenever you buy groceries and your fridge and cabinets takes over. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7492 My new diet plan. What do you think? 1.1429 0.14286 14 13 0 1
7493 Yeesh, you fall behind on one payment. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7494 That should keep us from gaining the dreaded COVID-19 lbs 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7495 The ice cream is still worth it. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7496 I asked for a mouse trap - not a moose trap. 1.1429 0.14286 14 13 0 1
7497 I guess we're taking the diet seriously this time. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7498 Not sure this “S&M” (sadism & metabolism) Diet is all it’s cracked up to be 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7499 The death ray was too impractical. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7500 Maybe the wild rice was a mistake. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7501 I'll call for takeout... 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7502 The first step in the program is to change who you are with respect to food 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7503 I dunno, I'm still craving carbs. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7504 I read about it in a blog. You can loose up to 30lbs in 10 days! 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7505 This is one hell of a diet. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7506 I'm still not sure its enough to keep us on our diet. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7507 So the camera shifts to Admiral Ackbar and he says....I'm drawing a blank. Gosh, what does he say..... 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7508 Suddenly Carl had second thoughts, as he remembered the ham and cheese sandwich he was saving for later. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7509 I think we’re up to the challenge. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7510 Do you think this is enough to hold the meatloaf? 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7511 yes - I know the artist - he sold everything on the garage sale 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7512 I’m told this new diet produces dramatic results ! 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7513 I still think I’d make it to the ice cream 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7514 When they praised the food freshness and security system, I envisioned something completely different. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7515 Weight Watchers might be a better option. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7516 Let’s see how smart this appliance really is. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7517 As performance art, I really think it brings its message home. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7518 I don't know. Maybe Weight Watchers wasn't such a bad choice, now I think about it. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7519 Maybe we shouldn't have bought him that "Be Like Houdini" book. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7520 All I had was one bowl of Cheerios, and Dr. Atkins did this?? 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7521 So...ALL of it's gone bad, huh? 1.1429 0.14286 14 13 0 1
7522 I don't think we gained that much weight on vacation. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7523 So Atkins didn’t work out... 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7524 I like the design, my only worry is that I'll be groggy in the morning. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7525 I heard he's really stingy with his beer, but I had no idea he was this bad! 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7526 I told you I wouldn’t eat your leftovers. Sheesh, my word doesn’t count for anything any more... 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7527 Don't you think this new diet is a bit extreme? 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7528 Now I suppose we need to buy an ice maker. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7529 Know what, dear? I really think calling Weight Watchers is a much better idea. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7530 I know it’s a prop from season 2, but you can never be too sure. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7531 Think it’ll work? 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7532 We can let the kids out after we've eaten. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7533 It’s a start, but I’m still in favor of a hole or two in the ceiling for boiling oil. 1.1429 0.14286 14 13 0 1
7534 It's the park ranger I worry about. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7535 Where is Harry when you need him? 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7536 Hmmm, I think we may have overstayed our welcome. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7537 And you're sure the lettuce coughed? 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7538 do we really need the capers? 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7539 I told you this diet would be torture. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7540 It's part of Oprah's new Wellness Program 1.1429 0.14286 14 13 0 1
7541 This pitcher will not catch your eye 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7542 No more dishwashing arguments. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7543 It's called extreme fasting. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7544 I'm wondering if it might make more sense to just spring for the Pelaton. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7545 I feel safer already. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7546 I think she's overdoing this diet thing 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7547 Ah, so this is why they call this neighborhood Hell’s Kitchen. I think we can work with this. 1.1429 0.14286 14 13 0 1
7548 This will teach the neighbor a lesson. You're sure you told him about the steaks? 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7549 I thought we talked about keeping our foreplay in the bedroom. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7550 Nope. Not happening. I'm still not eating kale. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7551 Each one of those in the middle is good for about 15-20 pounds of weight reduction 1.1429 0.14286 14 13 0 1
7552 And I thought chastity belts were cruel. 1.1429 0.14286 14 13 0 1
7553 I'm afraid to see what the Master Bedroom looks like" 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7554 With this new diet, I REAALLY feel like I'm earning my cheat days... 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7555 It’s baby shark-proofed. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7556 Shall we go out for a bite? Or stay in and get bitten? 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7557 This should last until dinner. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7558 Meg and Ryan assess their home’s readiness for the shared economy. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7559 I think it needs a mousetrap border 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7560 And You Still Want To Buy this Place? 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
7561 I take it your uncle's chili recipe ingredients are secret. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7562 Doing all this has given me an appetite. You? 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7563 Think COVID-19 can get past this? 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7564 Think we should add landmines? 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7565 Great! David Blaine’s coming for dinner 1.1429 0.14286 14 13 0 1
7566 Looks like somebody was serious when they said hands off their kombucha. 1.1429 0.14286 14 13 0 1
7567 I said I wanted A Fool Proof Diet Plan - Not To Die As A Fool - Kevin! 1.1429 0.14286 14 13 0 1
7568 Paper, scissors, stone? 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7569 It's called the Rambo diet. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7570 If this works, I think I’m a shoo-in for Shark Tank. 1.1429 0.14286 14 13 0 1
7571 Great job dear! It looks just like the picture we saw on the internet! 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7572 But think of the value to science.... 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7573 No wonder they cancelled Shark Week. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7574 A few Venus fly traps on the counters might give it that homey touch. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7575 I know you miss escape rooms, but this is a bit much. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7576 You know, starving to death is starting to look like a better option. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7577 Well, there’s always take-out. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7578 The new diet plan has been a lot of work, but you can't argue with results. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7579 My ice cream is to die for. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7580 That lime pie you like so much is just not going to happen. I can't find the darn key. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7581 This high iron diet is pretty intense. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7582 Based on the latest research from a team of scientists it’s the most effective diet out there. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7583 Your turn. You were in Riverdance, this will be easy.... 1.1429 0.14286 14 13 0 1
7584 It's called COVID lockdown mousetrap starvation challenge. 1.1429 0.14286 14 13 0 1
7585 Mom wants to make breakfast. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7586 The listing said that the property damage was done by the previous tenants, Tom and Jerry. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7587 Weight Watchers 2020 Edition promises results or our money back, babe" 1.1429 0.14286 14 13 0 1
7588 I decided to get medieval on my diet. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7589 Do you think we may have gone a tad too far? 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7590 Honey, I guess it's take out tonight. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7591 I guess maybe we should just order out for pizza. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7592 Don’t forget the “masks or else!” sign too 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7593 This time, I’ll keep the weight off. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7594 How’s that medieval S and M diet looking now? 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7595 Oh oh,I think we forgot to take out the ice cream. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7596 What was wrong with just looking at the security camera? 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7597 There must be a better way to fight snacking. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7598 Noom, it's not. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7599 They say it's an effective,but potentially unhealthy,new way to lose weight 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7600 No, I don't think you're overreacting. Those between meal snacks do spoil the kids' appetite for dinner. 1.1429 0.14286 14 13 0 1
7601 I'm not sure this medieval diet is for me. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7602 Handyman's Special" was blatantly false advertising 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7603 I dunno know. This doesn't look like the anti-vaxxers! 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
7604 ‘Well, yes ok, behavior modification weight loss is all the rage .’ 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7605 Perhaps we should eat outside 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7606 Wouldn’t Weight Watchers have been easier? 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7607 What do you think will happen if we pull on the rope? 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7608 You know he’s gonna figure out how to get out! 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7609 I just lost my appetite! 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7610 Well, now we should be able to find out who's raiding the refrigerator while sleepwalking. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7611 Are you really certain that the cat has been raiding the fridge? 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7612 Let me explain the difference again between lock-down and lock-up, Felix. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7613 The location is perfect. Kitchen needs work though. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7614 Stand back, honey, I think it's a trap. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7615 We really need to find a better way to secure our extra toilet paper. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7616 My therapist said I need to externalize my anxieties. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7617 We can't even get to the Spam! 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7618 You've been reading too many creepy stories about intruders hiding in people's homes. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7619 I think we can tunnel under. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7620 Dad’s been watching those old “Home Improvement” shows. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7621 Amazon has everything. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7622 Our toilet paper should be safe ... for now 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7623 The broker warned us this was a trap house. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7624 I thought you said this rental belonged to a friend. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7625 This new diet is great! I can only eat what I catch, and I haven't caught anything!! 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7626 Screw it, I'm going to McDonalds! 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7627 Perfect solution to COVID-15. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7628 It’s the final stage in my DeSade Diet. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7629 Ya think your roommate is a bit paranoid? 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7630 This is fine, but I forgot to put the cheese cake in there. It's OK, honey, I already ate it. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7631 I think these Uber Eats promotions are getting a little too personal. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7632 Are you sure this is more effective than Atkins? 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7633 So this has nothing to do with your mother-in-law arriving today? 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7634 I just wanted to let you know how much I hate cooking. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7635 This takes dieting to the extreme. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7636 What about Pence? 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7637 It’s a bad version of an old Weight Watchers program. 1.1429 0.14286 14 13 0 1
7638 So... ixnay on the illpowerway? 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7639 I really wish they hadn’t cancelled fat camp. 1.1429 0.14286 14 13 0 1
7640 Whoever said dieting was easy? 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7641 Must be some great left overs in there. 1.1429 0.14286 14 13 0 1
7642 Do you think we are going overboard to catch a mouse? 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7643 I think I'm having a corona virus hallucination. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7644 This is the last time I’ll house-sit for them. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7645 Houdini's back and he's napping 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7646 I didn't think the Governor's guidelines were this strict. 1.1429 0.14286 14 13 0 1
7647 I don't think a kitchen puzzle room is going to make it. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7648 I'm on the 50 shades of grey diet. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7649 Mom says Dad doesn’t need weight watchers. He’s got HER. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7650 Honey I think I need to tell you, "Hungry Peoples Lives Matter" too. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7651 Well of course I didn't read the Terms and Conditions of the rental THAT closely before clicking 'Yes'... 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7652 This will help your mom stay on her diet for sure. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7653 I'm still not sure about bringing the Taco Monster home from the zoo. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7654 The unlock’s going to be in phases 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7655 Not that I don’t believe little Jack’s willpower to lose weight. He just needs a little nudge. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7656 I'm trying the kitchain diet. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7657 Wouldn't exercising regularly be easier and less dangerous? 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7658 I guess this is what the cease and desist letter from PETA was referring to. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7659 It's the diet proposed by Duck Dynasty. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7660 We eat for 8 hours and fast for 16 hours, how hard could it be? 1.1429 0.14286 14 13 0 1
7661 Who's idea was it to name our kid Houdini? 1.1429 0.14286 14 13 0 1
7662 And as you can see, the kitchen comes with all necessary working from home accessories. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7663 What about the refrigerator in the garage? 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7664 And so this was your brilliant thought to facilitate our diet... 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7665 Anywhere else we can stash the toilet paper? 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7666 Awesome job of childproofing! 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7667 Yes, but everything here is front-loading. What about the older washing machine? 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7668 Is your mom really ok with us staying until the pandemic is over? 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7669 I’ve changed my mind Phil, I don’t want to play your stupid chef’s challenge! I’ve never liked it ! Instagram blog or not I’m out! 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7670 Okay...if Rover gets through this we'll give him away! 1.1429 0.14286 14 13 0 1
7671 Sometimes a two year old has to learn, 'No means No'. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7672 This should slow down the midnight snacking. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7673 I hope everything in the house is secure now! 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7674 The ice-maker seems a bit much. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7675 You should see what Bill did to protect the toilet paper 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7676 the realtor said it had a fabulous Galley kitchen layout 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7677 I understand the neighbors are hungry but isn’t this a bit too extreme? 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7678 That 2-star review for mom's meatloaf was a mistake. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7679 This keeps the baby sitter out of the food cabinets. You take care of the cannabis yet? 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7680 It’s okaaaayyy but you may want to add one more. I hear we’re in for at least 5 more phases 1.1429 0.14286 14 13 0 1
7681 I guess Mom's serious about our midnight snacking. 1.1429 0.10433 21 19 1 1
7682 We should have paid the rent. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7683 Or we could take another shot at intermittent fasting? 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7684 Your brother keeps saying it's bigfoot that is raiding the fridge at night. We'll know tomorrow morning. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7685 I just hate it when they yell at us. 1.1429 0.14286 14 13 0 1
7686 So, I see you gave up beer. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7687 I call it "The Covid Diet." 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7688 If this diet doesn't work, nothing will. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7689 Best mask I’ve ever seen and he’s got food in there for three years. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7690 It's the only way I can stop late night snacking. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7691 I don't know about you, but I'm not really into dairy anymore. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7692 It's called Weight Watchers Extreme. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7693 I heard it is full of Lysol Wipes. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7694 I’m telling you, no one will even think to look in there for our stash of toilet paper. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7695 What’s this diet called again, honey? 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7696 the flyer did say that the Marquis de Sade designed the Kitchen 1.1429 0.14286 14 13 0 1
7697 Sweetheart it’s not enough, to stop your Dad. Ever since his gym was closed, he’s been getting huge, we need to convince him to wear a mask and start walking⁉️ 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7698 So, Jimmy John's or Domino's? 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7699 Maybe we should have stuck with Paleo. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7700 Wanna do take-out tonight? 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7701 Did God really say that we couldn't eat it? 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7702 Trying another diet, I see 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7703 Maybe you should just quit taking Ambien. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7704 Mmm... I don't think it wants to get cleaned out. 1.1429 0.14286 14 13 0 1
7705 Go ahead, you have the keys. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7706 Looks like between-meal snacks are out. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
7707 See now that my renovations in the kitchen are done and quarantine is lifted by our governor, we have no choice but to eat out for every meal. Also, I put our masks in the fridge. 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
7708 Honestly, I enjoyed the last time your mother cooked for us. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7709 Where did mom say the extra crackers were? 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7710 But honey, Door Dash can still deliver through the window. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7711 Honey I had to take restrictive measures for our healthy life, do you oppose? 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7712 Not another one of your fad diets, Scott. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7713 Where's the cat? 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7714 Another fad diet? 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7715 You left your keys in there again didn’t you... 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7716 now we have no choice but to eat the rich! 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7717 Good job! Now we are safe. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7718 Thats the fridge and cupboards sorted, what shall we child proof next? 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7719 fifty shades of Frigidaire 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7720 So this is your quarantine diet plan? 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7721 when your mom is over you eating all you quarantine snacks on the first day 1.1333 0.13333 15 14 0 1
7722 I set this up so we can socially distance ourselves from the refrigerator and the snacks in the cabinets. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7723 I was going to make meatloaf... 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7724 And before we tackle this, we'll have to survive the store 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7725 mom's pretty serious about keeping her brisket recipe a secret 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7726 you really gotta die for what you truly want 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7727 . You didn’t link your Pinterest account to the new Smart Refrigerator did you?? 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7728 Wow, you're really taking this ice cream social distancing seriously. 1.1333 0.13333 15 14 0 1
7729 Is this 2021? 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7730 This should work for an hour. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7731 I've faced more obstacles than this from your mother, now let me get the ice cream 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7732 I thought we agreed on no food fights 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7733 I wonder if the masks would also prevent us from contracting calories, too. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7734 All this to give you an orgasm 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7735 Honey, would you mind grabbing me a banana? 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7736 « I think this time you’ll win in your colleagues’ challenge. » 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7737 This time I believe my diet will work. Bonus, also limiting wine consumption 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7738 Or you could just go for a jog? 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7739 I guess that's one way to lose weight 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7740 Time to lose the Corona- 30 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7741 Do you think they sell a version that will keep me off my twitter feed as much? 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7742 And that kids is how I met my weight goal 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7743 Do they connect to your Health app? 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7744 Now what do we do with the wine? 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7745 Honey, I’m just trying to avoid midnight snacking... 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7746 Covid calorie diet.. it’s inhumane. 1.1333 0.13333 15 14 0 1
7747 and...no filter on the freakin’ water faucet. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7748 Wait, I think I saw a youtube tutorial for this. 1.1333 0.13333 15 14 0 1
7749 This is not what I meant when I said we need to prepare for a bear market. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7750 I thought this Airbnb was too good to be true..... 1.1333 0.13333 15 14 0 1
7751 . you think just Goldilocks proofing is enough? 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7752 Do you think we're safe from Antifa yet honey? 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7753 I guess our snacks are under lockdown as well. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7754 So this is what's included in your new diet, nothing much though! 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7755 The medieval diet -- it's a twist on paleo 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7756 It’s kind of like intermittent fasting except it’s intermittent eating. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7757 And for our deli brunch -- Cables and Locks 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7758 If we let the cereal in there rot, will we called cereal killers. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7759 Impressive, but we could’ve just thrown out all the carbs in there 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7760 Oh, Billy, you've finally found a diet that works! 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7761 No, No Honey, I ‘d prefer you just lock the bedroom door for my bouts of somnambulism. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7762 Don't you love these vacation rental cabins? I'll unpack the car. You can disarm the kitchen. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7763 I got everything with free shipping! 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7764 We need to add a security fence. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7765 The crumb situation was getting out of control. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7766 Helps soften the stay at home impact 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7767 Now for the bait, pizza or cookies. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7768 There has to be a way to put the lid on binge eating! 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7769 Kiss middle of the night raids on the refrigerator goodbye. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7770 Don't worry, you can still get ice. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7771 In the Age of Covid-19 Parenting has new challenges: "Our kids are smart and love challenges. So, are those special order steel shutters for the kitchen doors coming? Soon? Like, tomorrow." Warning: Not Safe for children under the age of two. 1.1333 0.13333 15 14 0 1
7772 How about we just order in? 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7773 It's the new "Doom" weight loss system ... it's all the rage. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7774 You really don't like me having midnight snacks, do you? 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7775 This calorie restriction diet is a bit much. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7776 Who hides their passwords in a fridge? 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7777 How late is that pizza place open? 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7778 The smart thing to do is to ask Donald Trump if he thinks it is safe 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7779 Just until they can go back to their dorms and meal plans. We were financially prepared for college, but not for this. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7780 Honey I’m gonna side with the kids here. It’s time to order in. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7781 I need to lose some weight. 1.1333 0.13333 15 14 0 1
7782 Have you discussed this diet with your doctor? 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7783 I think that THIS diet plan just might work. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7784 Goldilocks is worried about retaliation. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7785 We're ready for your football buddies...now, where's the cat? 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7786 So....ya think this'll really work for your sleep-eating? 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7787 Man, he really likes his snacks. 1.1333 0.13333 15 14 0 1
7788 So, I guess you ate the leftovers again? 1.1333 0.13333 15 14 0 1
7789 Can they get in from the back? 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7790 I guess Mom's serious about enforcing the mandated Lockdown. 1.1333 0.13333 15 14 0 1
7791 Mandatory social distancing: we have been too close in the past few months. Always yours, the Kitchen” 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7792 Can we get takeout tonight? 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7793 Okay, I got it, you fake right, go left, then hop scotch to the right and do the Houdini thing with the chains and padlock and we’re in. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7794 He's a genius cat, but this ought to give him pause. 1.1333 0.13333 15 14 0 1
7795 ...or you could just stop Covid binging... 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7796 If we paid more attention to the expiration dates, this wouldn't be necessary. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7797 I highly doubt you will see another spider 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7798 The rats have taken this too far. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7799 How many pounds do you need to lose before we go to the beach? 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7800 No - it all came with the diet plan" 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7801 The meatloaf is simply irresistible. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7802 This should take off five pounds by Tuesday. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7803 I hide the sweets behind the beets so when I open the refrigerator door they will be hard to find. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7804 I’m trying to flatten the curves 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7805 It’s called a ‘fat trapper’ 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7806 So even if brain-eating zombies get into the house, at least they won't get the condiments. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7807 I'm thinking we should give weightwatchers another try. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7808 So you are going to try Houdini diet again? It sure worked last time! 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7809 I have a funny feeling that the owners have something to hide. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7810 Junior's pop-up sculpture gallery has me a little concerned. 1.1333 0.13333 15 14 0 1
7811 Just call an exterminator, Jim. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7812 Wow, you really did hate Keto. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7813 Are you sure the package said childproof'? 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7814 But, does it have a camera? 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7815 No more meat, dairy, or frozen for us, just canned and boxed food! 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7816 I think it needs a splash of color. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7817 We all have to do our bit in the president's war on meaning. It's obvious lying alone is not going to get the job done. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7818 We MUST ration. I can't face shopping again. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7819 There dear, now you won't have to go to those Weight Watcher meeting. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7820 She takes her diet seriously. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7821 It would've been easier to just close the dog door. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7822 How long has the cat bee missing? 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7823 I don’t get it. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7824 What’s dinner without a show? 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7825 Agreed - “Fad diet” does not adequately address your level of commitment. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7826 Joe Rogan said it's the best diet out there. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7827 I just love the natural, outdoorsy feeling of this new diet, don't you? 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7828 Who fridgidaires, wins. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7829 Have you ever stop to think it is you stealing all the food? 1.1333 0.13333 15 14 0 1
7830 ...this might be what is meant by 'the cure being worse than the disease'. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7831 Wow! And our dad still got through all this to get at the ice cream. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7832 I guess I'll feed the cat in the laundry room now. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7833 'Discard' them, but don't burn them! 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7834 I’m thinking we should order out. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7835 I've already lost like, 12 lbs. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7836 'Honey, why didn't you just buy the low fat?' 1.1333 0.13333 15 14 0 1
7837 You know how badly Janet wants to get into that bridesmaid's dress? 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7838 She's on a diet 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7839 Yeah, your new dietitian needs to go 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7840 I said prepare the kitchen for Puccini, not Houdini! 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7841 Yeah, I smell it too. I didn't think about that. 1.1333 0.13333 15 14 0 1
7842 Weight Watchers has gotten really mean 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7843 It's the N.R.A. Not THAT N.R.A. It's the National Restaurant Association sneaking into people's kitchens forcing their hand to generate much-needed business. 1.1333 0.13333 15 14 0 1
7844 If we lose a leg, we'll shed enough weight for the yoghurt. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7845 I think Weight Watchers was a better idea. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7846 Honey, you did a fine job fixing our mouse problem, but I’m still going to call a plumber for the toilet. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7847 Well I guess you weren’t kidding about your Mom’s no snacking before dinner thing. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7848 Dude, let's just order a pizza with your mom's credit card. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7849 I'll do anything to keep me from having to clean it. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7850 This? This is the Oprah method? 1.1333 0.13333 15 14 0 1
7851 That’s one way to stop the banjo player 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7852 Well, we could go out to eat 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7853 Is it just me or does our kitchen look fifty shades darker? 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7854 Why didn't you remind me to wear my dentures? 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7855 But honey, they told me the lobster was cooked! 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7856 Ok then, my treat. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7857 I am tempted to dine out. What say you? 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7858 Apparently it's her latest diet plan. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7859 Honey, I said LOX and bagels! 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7860 It's weird, but this totally gives me the munchies. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7861 I knew you wouldn't agree with me 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7862 Are you sure the Keto diet wouldn't be simpler? 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7863 We could repurpose them into snow shoes! 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7864 I don't know, even for Big Brother this seems a little over the top. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7865 Honey, I'm one of the President's top security advisors. And I'm telling you, it looks like some kind of trap to me. 1.1333 0.13333 15 14 0 1
7866 Hey, where’s the dog’s food? 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7867 You really think he could have gotten in there? 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7868 I guess love will be our only diet. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7869 I don’t think paleo was the right choice. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7870 And you can prove our guests did what with the strawberries? 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7871 Maybe we put refrigerator into virus safe list? 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7872 Ironically, the fridge is empty. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7873 I'm booking the AirBnBs from now on. 1.1333 0.13333 15 14 0 1
7874 It’s one crazy diet after another with them. This one is hard to break. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7875 From Noom 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7876 It's a big mouse. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7877 Can we try low-carb instead? 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7878 Did we overthink this? 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7879 So, just how desperate for sugar are you? 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7880 No, I understand you're trying to limit your screentime. I'm just saying, maybe you could put your phone somewhere other than the fridge... 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7881 I do like it, Peter. It’s just there are fewer flames than I imagined. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7882 This is the most restrictive diet I’ve ever been on! 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7883 So how bad do you really want that cake? 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7884 Just think how good that ice cream will be... 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7885 No, just their heads. 1.1333 0.13333 15 14 0 1
7886 Maybe we could rent a dragon. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7887 It’s the new indoor obstacle course/diet center. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7888 I said 'don't do it, Larry, don't drink my dad's last IPA.' 1.1333 0.13333 15 14 0 1
7889 I may be a little OCD about my weight. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7890 Maybe a moat out front would be easier... 1.1333 0.13333 15 14 0 1
7891 It’s the Weight Watchers special Lockdown diet. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7892 You're saying this will keep the quarantine weight gain at bay? 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7893 I see your mother is really serious about this diet... 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7894 Of course, it'll only prevent attempts from this dimension. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7895 The ice-cream is protecting itself again. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7896 Running the gauntlet during the pandemic. 1.1333 0.13333 15 14 0 1
7897 It's a commentary on the avaricious and punitive nature of humanity today. Also, I kept cheating at my latest juice cleanse. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7898 Wow! When grandma says "this is My Kitchen", she really means it. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7899 Sure, it needs work, but I think we should sign the lease. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7900 So how can adjust the timers for weekends? 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7901 I had no idea that this is what you had in mind when you said you wanted an all stainless steel kitchen. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7902 Didn't work. I've gained 10 pounds from only eating takeout. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7903 Or my mother could just stand there. 1.1333 0.13333 15 14 0 1
7904 Bear traps? Don’t you think that’s a little overboard? 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7905 It is the price to pay to get my summer body in time for this summer... 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7906 Our exterminator seems fairly aggressive. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7907 This diet really makes you commit 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7908 This ought to take care of those mice. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7909 So - pizza or Chinese? 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
7910 Not even Houdini can break through this diet plan 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
7911 How many calories do you think we burned? 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
7912 Honey, I know you thought this was a good idea 3 months ago, but do you really think the virus is still alive in there? 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
7913 They said these rats are monstrous because they've been feeding on toilet paper. 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
7914 I mean there is die in diet 1.1250 0.12500 16 15 0 1
7915 Does it usually take him this long to escape? 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
7916 And you still won’t wear a mask? 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
7917 I told you that Zoom escape room party was a bad idea 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
7918 Maybe now I’ll finally follow through when I say “my diet starts tomorrow” 1.1250 0.12500 16 15 0 1
7919 Yeah I'm trying this new weight loss program I saw on Instagram 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
7920 . Weight Watchers goes old school. 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
7921 Come out, Houdini, wherever you are! 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
7922 I got the ACME quarantine diet kit. There’s an anvil over the garage fridge. 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
7923 I call it the reverse-Goldilocks trap, but honestly honey, I can bearly stop myself. 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
7924 So this is what the deluxe plan from Jenny Craig gets you... 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
7925 Let’s just say, my WFH snacking habits got pretty bad 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
7926 Dear Son... 1.1250 0.12500 16 15 0 1
7927 New Years Resolution 2020 still going strong: no snacking 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
7928 My sister swears by this method, she lost half her body weight over night 1.1250 0.12500 16 15 0 1
7929 Alright. Your mother's fight with Multiple Sclerosis is gonna be a killer exhibit at Gagosian! 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
7930 Well if dodging all this counts as exercise, then eating that slice of cake wouldn't be too bad... 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
7931 Love it. Minimalist yet elegant. 1.1250 0.12500 16 15 0 1
7932 I’m not mad, but this time let’s not leave the keys in the egg tray 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
7933 I thought you said the diet was starting Monday? 1.1250 0.12500 16 15 0 1
7934 Last ditch effort to avoid the COVID-19. 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
7935 We should have NEVER let the kids watch ‘Saw’ during quarantine. 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
7936 You’re really taking this intermittent fasting thing seriously aren’t you? 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
7937 Looking back now, I do agree about celebrating the lockdown ending at a fancy restaurant, Susan 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
7938 It’s still ‘Take-Out Only’ right? 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
7939 This should keep us from snacking during shelter in place . 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
7940 Weight Watchers wasn’t working. 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
7941 It's the new Houdini variant of Atkins and the key is takeout 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
7942 Dammit Carla, they’re into foot fetishise not food 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
7943 It’s my new ‘bearly there’ diet. 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
7944 I guess I should stop asking the landlord for stainless steel appliances. 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
7945 Okay I guess, but if this doesn't keep that bear out we're just gonna have to think about moving. 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
7946 Now, how do we make this baby-proof? 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
7947 Fine, but how will we know when the milk goes bad? 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
7948 Ready to ready to tackle the Detox Diet? 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
7949 We don't really need seconds, do we? 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
7950 Eat less? Check. Be more active? Check. Not sure this is the best way to raise the stakes for your health though 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
7951 Perhaps we should skip dessert. 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
7952 It's supposed to be better than that Atkins Diet. 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
7953 It is what happens when you try to open it up too soon. 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
7954 Where did you say the ice cream is? 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
7955 What if we tried an asymmetric look? 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
7956 Or we could just go to the convenience store and buy another pint of Ben and Jerry5 ( 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
7957 I guess Mom really wants to win the Oprah weight loss challenge. 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
7958 Let's call Instacart. 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
7959 Mom always told me the kitchen was her dungeon! 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
7960 I think we would do better ordering take-out. 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
7961 Or....we could try the Have-a-Heart one more time. 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
7962 You put the toilet paper, where? 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
7963 This new Trap diet is really working. I’m not hungry at all. 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
7964 Maybe hiring a Dominatrix to redesign our kitchen wasn't such a good idea after all. 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
7965 Who was it again that wouldn’t spring an extra lousy fifty bucks for the extended warranty? 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
7966 I read that putting bear traps in front of the fridge drops your BMI by 91%. 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
7967 Everything in moderation" was so much easier 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
7968 It's the WW for Covid Time 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
7969 Honey, did you have to put the booze in the fridge too? 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
7970 Looks like a good night to order in! 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
7971 Seriously doubt baking and vinegar will solve this one. 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
7972 I hope the chocolate chip ice cream is okay. 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
7973 That ought to stop us from day-drinking. 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
7974 If this doesn't stop our late night snacking I don't know what will. 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
7975 No really 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
7976 I think Aunt Jane remembers me being here as a kid! 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
7977 My mom’s very protection of her china, and that’s my dad’s beer fridge.” 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
7978 I can't decide between chrome and stainless steel. 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
7979 Should we post a High Voltage warning or let them find out on their own? 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
7980 It seems like this whole ‘no going to restaurants’ thing is a little too much for Sam. Takeout tonight? 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
7981 Well, that's done. Let's go out. There's all you can eat tonight at Pizza Hut. 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
7982 I think you're taking this lockdown thing a bit too seriously. 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
7983 I know it might look a little extreme but the diet works. 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
7984 I don't know, hon, why don't we just start with handcuffs? 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
7985 I told you the faucet had a kink. 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
7986 I don't know, how about overkill. 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
7987 So this is what happens when your dietician also runs an escape room... 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
7988 It's the new 'Unsafe Distancing Diet' 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
7989 So tell me again... The online add said highly Proven Weight loss System? Will will take your life to the next Level? 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
7990 Wait till your mom sees these next week 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
7991 Maybe we should rethink Atkins. 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
7992 So this is how the Republicans are trying to stop Biden from becoming President. 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
7993 Is the milk really that bad? Or are we overreacting? 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
7994 Wouldn’t it just be easier to not buy the dohnuts? 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
7995 All of this for a mouse? 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
7996 You’ve seen the Red Room. Welcome to the Bread Room. 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
7997 My wife really hates when I eat all her snacks. 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
7998 I think we forgot the food in the trunk 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
7999 I’m not joking... They’re trying to steal me Lucky Charms! 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
8000 But the Paleo Diet is all about the Hunter-Gatherer.” 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
8001 I've tried everything to keep you on your diet. 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
8002 It’s ready! Want to test it? 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
8003 I still don’t know where Mom hid the liqueur. 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
8004 We've cornered the toilet paper market. 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
8005 I have a plan... 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
8006 I knew that bear meat would be a big problem. 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
8007 The listing did say "a dream kitchen with all the trappings and arresting views" 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
8008 Ok, looks like we've done everything possible so we stick to our diets. 1.1250 0.12500 16 15 0 1
8009 I guess the kitchen is off limits 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
8010 It seems a bit extreme for fighting the Covid 19 (pounds). 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
8011 Okay, I get the spikes, traps, chains and locks but what's with the rope? Is that how you release the confetti? 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
8012 How do we deal with a leak? 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
8013 if you want unlimited snacks, go back to work 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
8014 But, remember, it is a SUBWAY rat! 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
8015 You sure this is easier than keto? 1.1250 0.12500 16 15 0 1
8016 I don't know Greg, I just don't want to feel trapped in another diet. 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
8017 She doesn't know yet, but I hid a stack of chocolate bars under the bed... 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
8018 Yep. Now see ‘em try and neck the milk. 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
8019 I have a feeling that having that apple today is NOT going to keep the doctor away. 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
8020 And still that last pudding cup was able to escape. 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
8021 The new Weight Watchers quarantine program! 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
8022 I did not think you would take my midnight ice cream snacking so hard. You never complained before... 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
8023 It looked so much more subtle in the ACME catalog. 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
8024 We should have stuck with the mediterranean diet a little longer. 1.1250 0.12500 16 15 0 1
8025 If he/she can get through this... then they can vote! 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
8026 This is the perfect way to keep the kids away from the“good masks.” 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
8027 Yes, I think it will help you snack less, but how can we fix dinner? 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
8028 I said, “Sir, this is a thoughtless way to diet when children are starving!” He said, “I’m a failed former game show host! What do you people want from me?” 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
8029 NO ONE gets our sourdough starter !! 1.1250 0.12500 16 15 0 1
8030 Do you think 2 weeks of quarantine to cool off are enough? 1.1250 0.12500 16 15 0 1
8031 It’s a new product for the lockdown. 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
8032 You still have Uber Eats on your phone, right? 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
8033 It’s no use. I still want to step outside, see friends. 1.1250 0.12500 16 15 0 1
8034 It did say, Freezer comes with ICE... 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
8035 She was serious when she said she was sending a thirst trap. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
8036 I thought you said you closed the blind. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
8037 I was all supportive of the kids having the slumber party here at the Goldilocks residence, but she’s definitely still dealing with some childhood issues. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
8038 Do you want to play a game or order from DoorDash? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
8039 I'd like to see the 'rona get through THIS 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
8040 When you both tired of being waken in the middle of the sounds by the sound of snacks 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
8041 Would you get one for me too? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
8042 So, this is what being gaslighted by Trump's re-election speech writer is like... 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
8043 The design brief said “contemporary,” but I’m concerned I’ve gone too subtle. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
8044 Hmmm...I’m not fully convinced...what’s the catch? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
8045 I told you once and I won’t tell you again, i bought this stuff for the pandemic. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
8046 Poor man’s forever kitchen is common man’s corona kitchen 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
8047 I answered the posting for an air breakfast and bed. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
8048 Everyone thought we were crazy, but this installation really paid off! 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
8049 Well, the ad did say there were no kitchen facilities available. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
8050 You didn't believe me when I said I could make sure you stick to your diet. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
8051 Why is this caption up two weeks in a row? 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
8052 I think you have an eating disorder. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
8053 his sacrification for her remains untouchable. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
8054 'I'd fix dinner, but I lost the key.' 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
8055 What are we ordering for dinner tonight? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
8056 Hate to say it, but I don't think the 'Castle Doctrine' applies to kitchens." 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
8057 Uh, Honey, I forgot to take out the cheese... 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
8058 Okay, I'll cook if you clean up. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
8059 It's weird how some people think fasting is dangerous. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
8060 Sure, Harry - I can wait 6 minutes for the egg. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
8061 It looks like we are ready to start our diet. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
8062 This worked so well for us, before Covid. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
8063 I said, ‘secure the Halloumi, not the Houdini.’ 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
8064 I know I ate your pickles, but don't you think just buying more pickles for the next mine months might be a simpler solution? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
8065 My mom always tells me I have bear-like strength. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
8066 All this, just because, on a mere whim, you decided to pick up some Iranian Beluga caviar. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
8067 I wish I'd grabbed an ice cream sandwich before we pulled the trigger. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
8068 My dietitian recently got into American Ninja Warrior. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
8069 Somebody doesn't want us to eat those bear claws 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
8070 Our new maid is really a stickler when it comes to keeping our house clean. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
8071 It possible, he won’t come out. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
8072 It's possible I may have taken "Death by Chocolate" a touch too literally. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
8073 Did you check to make sure the kids weren't already in there? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
8074 We should've given a li'il more thought to getting a Tasmanian devil for a pet. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
8075 Best child-proofed kitchen I have ever seen! 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
8076 I don't know, Brad, it still seems a little to easy. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
8077 With her "boun appetit" installation artist wanted to show basic human rights oppression.. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
8078 Maybe this timeshare wasn't such a good idea. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
8079 Our Hollywood realtor is auditioning for a Houdini movie. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
8080 I'm not sure if its enough. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
8081 I don't know about you, but I'm going to avoid the “Quarantine 15,” weight gain. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
8082 That's a weight loss plan with a bite! 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
8083 The beginning level of security for day one of the diet. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
8084 I guess we eat out tonight. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
8085 With a diabetic A1C of 13.5, I have to make sure to stay away from the Iced Mocha Cappuccinos. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
8086 When you said "let's try and snack less while in isolation", this is not what I had in mind. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
8087 So this is the new Damian Hirst installation? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
8088 I know you want to try cooking dinner again, but, really, it's for your own good. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
8089 It's the gelato, right? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
8090 Definitely the work of GrubHub 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
8091 We used the things we had left over after we protected the toilet paper. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
8092 Beverly Hills didn't fix my trouble spots, but this Tower of London Keto Diet.... 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
8093 And the Doordash guy is buried in the backyard. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
8094 I've tried so many diet plans but I think this one's 100% guaranteed! 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
8095 It's called the Brinks diet. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
8096 I don’t care about your craving. That food is strictly kept for when the aliens arrive 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
8097 If that doesn’t keep little Timmy in there nothing will. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
8098 So we switch on the system after dinner? 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
8099 I still think we should have gone with the black finish instead of stainless. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
8100 Next time don’t touch my freaking ice cream, Jerry 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
8101 Avoiding the next Covid-19 lbs 1.1111 0.11111 18 17 0 1
8102 The rationing ritual had become challenging and, quite frankly, tedious, leaving Sammie wondering if Leon had taken the lockdown concept too far. 1.1111 0.11111 18 17 0 1
8103 I'm beginning to think this diet is too restricting. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
8104 Lockdown: Day two 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
8105 This new diet is amazing! 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
8106 Calling 'Medieval Makeovers: Home Edition' was all your idea. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
8107 Bears? We don't have a bear problem. So nu? 1.1111 0.11111 18 17 0 1
8108 Remind me again, does intermittent fasting really work? 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
8109 You have to admit, this is one DIET that really worked 1.1111 0.11111 18 17 0 1
8110 It's a little different from the cognizant diet approach 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
8111 That's the best DIET plan! 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
8112 Do you think the maid will be offended? 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
8113 I'm not sure this is going to work for the cravings. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
8114 Think this will keep us out? 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
8115 Faster and a lot cheaper than Jenny Craig 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
8116 I guess they are hiding the toilet paper again. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
8117 I think the kids are carrying pizza night too far. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
8118 Let’s go. We don’t want to be here in case they get out. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
8119 Extreme dieting. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
8120 Are you sure about this 'permanent fasting' trend? I thought it was supposed to be more...intermittent-y. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
8121 Ouch ouch oww ooo..okay got it ! 1.1053 0.10526 19 18 0 1
8122 The microwave also said it wants a restraining order.. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
8123 This quarantine diet is all the rage- you lose weight AND conserve your supplies. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
8124 This will really fool Grandpa. He'll never guess that we put the beer in the hall dresser. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
8125 Good dry run. I like it. Let's put it up for two weeks once the restaurants reopen. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
8126 And I'm not letting him out until he puts on five pounds. 1.1053 0.10526 19 18 0 1
8127 Honestly, it hardly feels like I'm dieting! 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
8128 It was either this or granite countertops. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
8129 we should entrust the key of my chastity device to the houskeeper 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
8130 Triplets are fun, they said! 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
8131 It's her new, rather drastic, diet regime... 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
8132 They were out of the quarantine guillotine. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8133 Let's just order takeaway 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8134 i’m sure this diet will work, i found it in a teen magazine 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8135 - You know that we will still get into that fridge, right? -I know .... 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8136 Maybe 2020 wasn't the year for a New Year's resolution. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8137 I was inspired by “Breaking the Magician’s Code 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8138 Wow weight watchers has really changed their approach 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8139 I know, but I told you I was serious about no-snacking in between meals! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8140 I still think we should have gone for the lava pit 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8141 Funny thing, I forgot to plug in the fridge 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8142 Damn, this look like some game from netflix" 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8143 This diet is all about making small, healthy choices throughout the day 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8144 Probably not the best place to keep my eye cream. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8145 Hmm.. So this is how living in 2020 was like 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8146 Shall we make some banana bread instead? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8147 I don’t think the turkey will get out. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8148 : “I’m trapped!” 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8149 ...And that's how you roach-proof your apartment! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8150 ‘I don’t know, I thoughts Atkins would be a better way to go’ 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
8151 Geez. Mom has taken “save your father a slice of cheesecake” to the next level. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8152 I'm kind of feeling takeout. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8153 This way I won’t gain anymore quarantine weight. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8154 The Corona Diet 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8155 PPE used to combat the spread of the COVID20#. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8156 @newyorkercartoons “ I think we shouldn’t hesitate between paleo or keto anymore! ..also we don’t need those iron supplements anymore!” 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8157 Ok, I’d say the cats have gone too far this time. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8158 - The kitchen is now closed. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8159 Stocks are safe now but I am not sure about the ‘market’. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8160 It’s called the Keyto diet cause you have to find the key to eat 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8161 Should we just risk it? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8162 Gee Mom has gone all out to keep us from the last piece of birthday cake" 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8163 But they said I could eat whatever I wanted on this diet! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8164 There’s no way we hold it like this til Labor Day 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8165 Must be a no see-food diet. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8166 Are you sure we shouldn't just get a cat? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8167 It's time we have a baby! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8168 We must get this for our house! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8169 I promised myself I would not bake another banana bread. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8170 self control during lockdown 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8171 Tap Water honey? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8172 you could’ve just bought a new pair of jeans... 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8173 We did say we needed to make a stronger commitment to our quarantine diet... 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8174 Maybe we should have hired the exterminator 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8175 I think you're taking this diet thing a little too seriously... 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8176 Survivor: Kitchen Island. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8177 Legit, ONE time I came home a little drunk and ate his leftovers.. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8178 We forgot the rat trap. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8179 Your diet is killing me, Julia. Why can't we all just be okay with the quaran-fifteen? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8180 How long will your mother be staying with us? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8181 No, this seems like a good compromise. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8182 What was the name of that food delivery app? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8183 after all this work, too bad I’m feeling a little bit peckish 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8184 Chinese or Italian food? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8185 Guess they don't want the robbers to do the stress-eating for them. Makes sense, given times like these 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8186 You’ve picked up a lot of hobbies in quarantine. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8187 Mission: Impossible 8 - Pigout 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8188 Best lost weight app EVER! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8189 We need Indy... 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8190 Not what I meant by ‘carnivore.’ 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8191 That's one way to support local business during all this! Take out it is! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8192 Don't you think a zombie for a pet is impractical 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8193 I don’t like the children’s secret snacking either, but shouldn’t we give them a warning first? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8194 Fast and Furious: Home Edition 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8195 As if the voting polls weren't enough; now they're infiltrating our kitchens, too?! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8196 perhaps we've taken our diet a bit too medieval 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8197 I advise moving like your own version of a ninja and not letting the fridge know you’re hungry 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8198 This is not what I meant when I said I missed the old days! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8199 see how it feels to not be safe in your own home #blm 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8200 Fatphobia. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8201 Nowadays, water and soap are more important than food. But no one bats an eye. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8202 It’s part of the keto diet! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8203 I said we need a full lockdown, not food lockdown... 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8204 Maybe we just order out tonight 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8205 That should hold the sourdough starter. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8206 but I’m hungryyyyyyyyy 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8207 Time me 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8208 Looks like a decent childproof design 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8209 I know we put on weight in quarantine but this seems a little extreme 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8210 No more sleep eating. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8211 why did we do this to us? At the end of the day, we have no where else to go in quarantine. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8212 I don’t know. Gen. Ackbar says it’s a trap. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8213 So What’s for lunch? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8214 Fine, but you're doing the dishes... 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8215 Be careful, they say the kitchen is the most dangerous room in the house. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8216 When the looting starts, the snapping starts. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8217 We didnt do it for a long time ... you can eat meeee for dinner honey! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8218 Hey, there's a bunch of chains and spikes in the kitchen! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8219 So, you really wanted to cut back on the snacking, eh? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8220 Well. I was thinking we’d just try Keto. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8221 New TikTok Challenge 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8222 What about the kid? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8223 Ah. So this is the new Kitsch in art. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8224 I think this will keep the food from bothering us. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8225 Don’t you think those locks should be bigger? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8226 Should we go to my place? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8227 Are you sure your roommate's cool with me coming over? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8228 You said you wanted the house to look like 2020 made you feel 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8229 this whole tiktok thing is getting out of control 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
8230 My roommate started meal planning this week. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8231 Ya know, this Houdini lock-down diet just might catch on? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8232 And you thought paleo was barbaric. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8233 This is my version of self control. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8234 That'll keep us from stress eating. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8235 I just can't believe Weight Watchers went this far! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8236 What about going out? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8237 Maybe we could go back to the vegan diet? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8238 Let's do curbside pick-up tonight. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8239 Maybe if we just got a mini-fridge instead 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8240 The mice won't know what hit 'em. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8241 Sweetie, I'm afraid this restricted diet may be the end of us. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8242 I’m not so sure this will help the plumber fix the taps? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8243 It's the new impale-you-o diet. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8244 I say we list it. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
8245 Mom uses a lot of secret ingredients. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8246 Do you think the Handymart is open? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8247 I think I’ll pass on the ice cream tonight 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8248 Weaponized zucchini-it’s time has come! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8249 I think our son is serious about dieting. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8250 How will I get the locks for my bagel? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8251 Don't you think the color palette makes the room look dated? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8252 Too easy. It’s gotta be a trap. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8253 ... so when the ball falls in the rub-a-dub tub, I’m going to need you to jump into the pan, which sets the trap and down comes the net. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8254 Sorry, we only have the knock off, ; macan traps. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8255 Have you seen my keys? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8256 Are you certain this is what the COVID keto manual suggests? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8257 But what if it's one of the kids? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8258 This is the museum of better mousetraps. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8259 I guess we're getting delivery. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8260 So it’s OK if I just want to have a bite? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8261 I think I’d like it better in teal 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8262 That is your way of telling me we should order in? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8263 Cool! Now let's see if Mighty Mouse gets back in! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8264 Not sure you get the concept of child proofing 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8265 And you call yourself a smart fridge? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8266 It was this or Atkins. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8267 That said, the other place has a broker’s fee. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8268 They said refrigerating the virus preserves it. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8269 So, you really think we are over eating? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8270 how do we get Harry out? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8271 Ready? This is gonna hurt. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8272 Honey, I lost the key! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8273 couldn't we just wear masks? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8274 Who'd have thought a pot-bellied pig would be so dexterous? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8275 You put Houdini where? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8276 Either Houdini has been delivered or it's Trump's Tax Returns 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8277 I refuse to succumb to the Covid 15! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8278 I'm starting to think this clairvoyant has other hobbies. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8279 well this sucks 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8280 OK ... food sorted ... now - where shall we put the toilet rolls? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8281 I‘m on a raw food diet. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8282 So this is like a contest where Chef Ramsay expects us to whip up beef Wellington, roasted potatoes with chili and turmeric and Crème brûlée all within a matter of 30 minutes? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8283 ...maybe if we just didn't BUY Almond Fudge Ripple this week... 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8284 I prefer the South Beach Diet. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8285 Not sure this is helping our productivity. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8286 If this doesn't work I'll cut down on cake. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8287 It will work for now, we'll take it down when COVID leaves. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8288 We're good, but did you call the trap cleaning service? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8289 Now I understand why they call it the Houdini diet. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8290 Let's stay in and have a quiet night together. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8291 Rather than argue, we could have just taken turns emptying the dishwasher. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8292 Let's see if this is covered in the owners troubleshooting app! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8293 Doesn't seem like your dietician is onboard with the cheat day approach 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8294 Tell me, again, how this fits in with your views on restorative justice. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8295 OMG, someone must be targeting us. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8296 Houdini Food Co-OP 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8297 I think I left the keys in the freezer. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8298 Now let's do our phones. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8299 You could just stop taking the Ambien. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8300 It will work but I think we should stick with Jenny Craig. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8301 Tell me again who's coming to dinner ! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8302 Now we can get high. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8303 I guess the Houdini diet’s the new fad 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8304 I’ve got some candy in the closet 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8305 Incentives to diet? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8306 Honey, I know it seems extreme, but I've had to resort to drastic measures until the health club reopens. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8307 Jason used to be very reasonable 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8308 My doctor said I was prone to over-snacking. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8309 I think we’re okay until they develop a vaccine. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8310 Sharing an apartment can be tougher than dorm life...... I told you she would notice a few ounces of missing orange juice. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8311 So, no snacking during lock-down? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8312 Or you could just try to get off the Ambien. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8313 Great! Now we'll eat out a new restaurant every day . . . oh, wait ... 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8314 Honey, you know quarantine makes it hard for me to keep the nice figure that you love, but should it be this dramatic? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8315 I thought we just had to shelter . 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8316 This is the opposite of a robbery. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8317 It's really the best way for me to cut down on snacking while working from home. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8318 With the kitchen lockdown and food distancing measures in place, don’t you think we should also mask up the refrigerator! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8319 We'll be doing take-out and no left-overs for a while. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8320 Mom has sharing issues. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8321 I call it my Chinese virus Trap. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8322 I must say, I'm impressed with our willpower. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8323 I want that ice cream. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8324 Houdini diet is a tough but effective. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8325 I love your mom’s cooking too—but do you think she’s taking the “secret recipe”thing a bit too seriously? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8326 Um, I don't think Nana had this in mind when she said to keep her away from the snacks. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8327 Point is, eating carbs is dangerous. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8328 Oprah swears by it. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8329 I've heard of owner's closets, but this host has taken the concept to the next level. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8330 I assumed it was a typo in all-you-can't-eat in the vacation ad" 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8331 The new Peloton seems larger. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8332 Looks like Teddy isn't happy with the new brand of dog food. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8333 My new diet. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8334 We may have taken the lockdown too seriously. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8335 This should keep Gramps from eating up all the ice cream ! Rebecca Hawkins 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8336 I can't imagine a better way to say "Bed and No Breakfast". 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8337 Well, it's either a rat or bear cub problem. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8338 Nick, I think you’re taking this whole Lockdown thing a little too seriously. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8339 Why did we buy the cage free eggs? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8340 Do you think your mom will take the bait? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8341 Mom sure is pissed about having to cook every night 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8342 I see your Mother has been here. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8343 I can already feel the pounds melting away. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8344 I think Mom is skewing less passive and more aggressive. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8345 I think we might have hired the wrong kind of pest professional. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8346 I said you were anal retentive not anal preventive. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8347 Or we could go out for a bite. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8348 Ok! Ok! Guess mom wasn't kidding when she said we need to wear masks in the kitchen! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8349 So I think we’re prepared for the second wave. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8350 Byron, kids don't always pick up on hints. Why don't we just tell them that snacking between meals is off limits? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8351 By deterring the creature here, will it venture into the rest of the house? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8352 You feel trapped, but I feel starved. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8353 Who keeps chocolate in the fridge!? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8354 If this new diet plan doesn't work I'm going to have to try something desperate. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8355 Thought I’d kill two birds with one stone by starting my diet while we’re in quarantine lockdown 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8356 I think this food problem is going to kill you 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8357 It’s called the Ironman diet. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8358 I was okay with paleo in principle, but this is a bit much. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8359 He's lost the key and now into performance art! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8360 See a safe move? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8361 Hopefully this will keep the chocolate ice cream safe 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8362 I told you to stop eating my leftovers 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8363 Intermittent fasting again? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8364 That must be some mouse. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8365 Honestly, I'm finding this new diet a bit unapproachable. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8366 Looks like Dad's serious about us moving out. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8367 Are the kids trying to tell us something? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8368 He's safe, but he might be cold. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8369 But honey, I'm sick of the police barging in without a warrant. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8370 I call it the Spanish Inquisition Diet. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8371 Well, the good news is there's vaccine in the fridge... 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8372 Well, you said you wanted help sticking to your diet. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8373 This is one way to trap odors. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8374 I can't think of anything else to combat childhood obesity. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8375 You know, we could have just paid some guy to come in and spray for bugs. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8376 At least Uber Eats doesn't cost an arm and a leg. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8377 I know we're in a pandemic, but not quite sure this is what they meant by lockdown. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8378 Hmmm... where to dig out wells for the piranhas? 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
8379 It's mom's new diet. If you want a snack that badly, I say go for it. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8380 It'd be a lot easier if the market would stock bear steak. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8381 What do they call this diet? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8382 The new twelve-step diet plan. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8383 Do you think it's enough to keep the kids away? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8384 OK. We'll let him stay here for 6 months until he get's on his feet. But he can buy his own food at least. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8385 Guess you better stick to your diet 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8386 I would try the pantry, but the troll guarding it is impossible. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8387 I asked you, please don't put the zombie in the fridge. You happy? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8388 You cook, I clean? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8389 This should help us get rid of the COVID 15. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8390 Tooth and Nail 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8391 It's good , but we forgot our new fist grader 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8392 One things for sure. When we finally get in there the kimchi will be just about ready. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8393 We need to face it, our Billy is a little monster. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8394 Secret family recipe? This is too much. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8395 Listen, nobody said they don't like your cooking. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8396 Can’t we just leave your Mom’s holiday fruitcake out on the back porch this time? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8397 I don’t think it’ll be running anymore Brenda... 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8398 I know you don't like using insecticides, but don't you think this is going a bit overboard? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8399 Effective... but we could just throw out the junk food. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8400 We could just get an ant trap. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8401 Now I'll be able to stick to my diet. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8402 So which fast food restaurant should we order take out from tonight? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8403 Could be worth it. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8404 It’s cut down on my midnight snacking. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8405 I think the previous owners took intermittent fasting a bit too far. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8406 It’s the lockdown diet.Extreme, but it works. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8407 This should keep the kids out of our meth! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8408 This new diet is iron clad. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8409 How much weight did you say he's lost. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8410 oh! my maxofillist surgeon was here! 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
8411 snack proofed fridge 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8412 Your late night snack? Just be careful, love.” 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8413 And I thought Paleo was hard. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8414 Maybe we should just go on diets. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8415 I’m going to get a beach body even if it kills me. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8416 embodying contracts and the justice system was so tangible... 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8417 On the other hand, I guess we could always buy some sourdough [Note to editor - the word "buy" needs to be emphasised] 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8418 So... delivery? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8419 Okay I get it no high fructose corn syrup. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8420 Honey, there's leftover General Tsao's Chicken on the second shelf. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8421 Sweetheart, that's not what heavy metal means, but you did a great job. Now how do we get out of here? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8422 So THIS is where uncle Don keeps his tax returns! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8423 I mean, I’ve already lost five pounds. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8424 I mean you *did* tell me to keep you away from the ice cream. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8425 Have you seen my phone? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8426 I think this latest weight loss diet plan may actually work! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8427 They call it the Klepto Diet, but the penalty seems a bit severe. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8428 But what if it is already inside? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8429 Now I can focus on the work day. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8430 Maybe diets do work. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
8431 You know... I don’t know if the lion, the witch and the wardrobe holds up as much as I thought 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8432 I'm happy to order in, too." 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8433 Do you think this will keep us out? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8434 Intermittent fasting didn’t work, so I’m giving infinite fasting a shot. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8435 The nutritionist said that three bear traps would be fine. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8436 every year Mom takes Passover to a new level. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8437 The Parent Trap. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8438 Are you sure this is keto? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8439 What's all this? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8440 if it's a dead body they get an 'F' for trying to hide it 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8441 Actually, no food is off-limits in this diet." 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8442 Keto would be easier 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8443 I forget. Am I supposed to get Charlie out of there before he freezes to death or is he supposed to escape one his own? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8444 You could have just said you wanted to order out. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8445 I don’t know, I think we should give Keto another try. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8446 He says we can get the newest model in black stainless steel 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8447 What about his exercise bike? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8448 So...what are we having for dinner tonight? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8449 Hon, my mother really doesn't eat THAT much! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8450 My goal is at least 8 pounds by September. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8451 You’re sure it was a mouse? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8452 You know he was a Trappist monk before coming here? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8453 I guess someone must have swiped Emma's yogurt again last week. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8454 It’s called halt cuisine. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8455 I'm not hungry. You can order takeout. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8456 Are you sure you don’t want to try Keto instead? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8457 Dieting trick aside, I figured this would motivate your not to lose your keys. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8458 I think overeating jokes during the pandemic have slowed down too much. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8459 When I saw that the agreement said, "limits apply," I didn't think that was describing everything but the kitchen sink. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8460 I guess wearing the mask inside isn't enough now. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8461 Work on your willpower maybe? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8462 What about Domino's? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8463 So much, for the joy of cooking. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8464 It's the new "Fifty Shades of Fat" diet. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8465 I'm beginning to think it might not be a mouse problem. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8466 But should we make a snack frist? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8467 But, I really need a yogurt. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8468 Suddenly, I'm starving! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8469 Well, that should help reduce our COVID19 weight gain. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8470 Yes, it does seem extreme. But this snacking just has to stop! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8471 I think we should send out for pizza! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8472 So what do you think, takeout? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8473 2020 has done something to WW... 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8474 I think we need a wall. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8475 So, utilities are included? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8476 What are your thoughts about adding two claymore mines? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8477 I think we can finally turn to solving for the virus vaccine. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
8478 Why don't we do take out tonight? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8479 Thanks, honey, but I don't think this is what they meant by baby-proofing. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8480 My nutritionist says i'm his most difficult challenge yet. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
8481 I think this recipe is too complicated for the average home cook. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8482 Sorry, honey, but it's beach time again. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8483 Should take care of that crafty rat problem. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8484 You missed the sugar canister! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8485 Coronavirus relief package 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8486 I’d say Koons has definitely reached some closure with this one. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8487 Isn't this just a little bit of overkill? Most of our friends don't even LIKE caviar and Kobe beef 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8488 That's all very well, but what dose do when he turns 14? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8489 Did you redecorate? Yeah, but I'm not sure how I feel about the color. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8490 If he gets out this time, I’m sending him back to your Mother’s. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8491 The Keto Diet was so much user friendly! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8492 I am afraid your wife has had enough, Mr Gray 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8493 Verbal warnings didn't stop my roommate from mooching. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8494 Want to go out for ice cream? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8495 Di you think maybe this diet has gone too far? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8496 Ok, I see the new Houdini diet has its challenges, but I'm glad we're over the Paleo thing... the kitchen was just too small with those tigers in here. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8497 I'm not saying it won't be effective. I'm saying 'The Houdini Diet' probably isn't the best name. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8498 Go get me a long 2 x 4 and a bolt cutter. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8499 Some guy named Harry used to live here. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8500 Mom and dad want their empty nest back.” 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8501 We are now entering the Second Week of the Noom diet. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8502 The realtor swore this kitchen's an original Marquis de Sade design in consult with The Harry Houdini School of Culinary Arts. That much is inescapable, I suppose... 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8503 Looks like a rather strict application of the Caveman diet 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8504 I bet I can get that open innn...10seconds 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8505 You really don't want me to eat those Thin Mints. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8506 He said something about marinating overnight. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8507 This is the last time I ask your mother for anything. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8508 On second thought, what about keto?" 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8509 I gotta say, I think your paranoid, the raccoon probably just wanted your garbage cause it had no lid. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8510 Not as extreme as Weight Watchers. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8511 That stuff keeps wild animals out. It shouldn't stop you, unless... 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8512 There! Totally baby-proofed. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8513 How on earth did you manage to leave the remote in there? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8514 I don't know, it looks too easy. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8515 Your mom will never make her way out of there!!! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8516 I'm missing the nuance here...what exactly is she trying to get across? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8517 Apparently Noom wasn't working. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8518 It's an art installation -- I call it "Social Distancing from the kitchen." 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8519 I'll call it "the Corona Diet" exhibit! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8520 My new weight loss program. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8521 Is this a tricky new diet plan? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8522 I just don’t get why the repair man is suing. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8523 Colonel Mustard just went too far with this one. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8524 I told you, I’m serious about my diet this time 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8525 They call it the Wile E. Coyote Diet. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
8526 The way your Mom is banging on that door...I’m thinking we need another couple of bear traps 1.0952 0.09524 21 20 0 1
8527 Your book says all this? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8528 Want to order out? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8529 There’s no time for dieting today. Lock him up! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8530 Maybe next time we should start with the keto diet. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8531 I can't believe it was THAT easy to talk the President into get inside de fridge... 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8532 Best Buy is finally cracking down 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8533 Still, it beats counting calories. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8534 Oh, this? I accidentally ate my roommate’s yogurt 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8535 Modern furniture, Modern art.. hard to tell the difference these days.. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8536 This Covid Diet is getting out of hand. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8537 I dunno honey, you think they're trying to tell us something? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8538 I have a Doordash coupon 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8539 But, how are we going to continue gaining weight during the rest of lockdown period? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8540 this is the final straw, we've done everything we could to avoid the quarantine baking and whatnot 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8541 So, we’re safe from the bears now, but I’m getting hungry. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8542 Husband to wife “I may or may not have put down the car keys next to the milk” 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8543 So, are we on a diet now? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8544 Are you sure it was a mommy blog that told you to use bear traps to toddler-proof the kitchen? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8545 It symbolizes man's frustration on the road to world peace. Almost dead he reaches the door and realizes he doesn't have the key. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8546 Honey, let’s move on from playing Mousetrap on family game night. Maybe take that drive we’ve been talking about, or at least see what’s open for dine-in. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8547 I think this is safe enough 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8548 Let's see the COVID 15 try to get us now 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8549 Cakewalk, my dear. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8550 Why do I feel it is still worth it? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8551 Not my favorite Airbnb. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8552 Yeah, we probably shouldn’t let him pick the ice cream flavor anymore... 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8553 Kinky. And what do you want to do with the living room? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8554 I think we overdid the 'Stop Fridge Brutality' phase. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8555 Should we order a pizza? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8556 Atkins didn’t work so we’re trying the Dr Frankenstein diet 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8557 I told you what would happen if you kept eating my yogurt. But you just had to push it, didn’t you Michael? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8558 kitchen's closed 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8559 I got it all for just $200 from IKEA’s new 2020 Limited Edition catalogue. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8560 Dan’s scheme to lose their “quarantine 30” was low tech but very effective. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8561 I guess your roommate didn’t want to share food, after all. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8562 I think our son really wants the Thanksgiving leftovers this year. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8563 A little drastic to avoid the COVID-19 pounds, don't you think honey? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8564 Still not cat proof. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8565 It's called the Darwin Diet... 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8566 I thought the Airbnb listing mentioned a dine-in kitchen” 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8567 I call this piece ‘Fat Boy Beware’ 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8568 What do you mean I’ve gotten carried away with this diet? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8569 Looks like our hands are tied again Richard, takeout it is. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8570 Maybe we should just get a cat. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8571 I was thinking that first anniversary gifts were traditionally paper or cotton. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8572 So, are you sure there’s no cheesecake left? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8573 Works for me, at least we can wash our hands 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8574 New York tough, they say. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8575 You know we can’t call Houdini, don’t you? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8576 We have 9 months to figure out how to baby proof the kitchen. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8577 We tried putting Trump's phone in here to stop the Tweeting, but it only slowed him down. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8578 Ensuring we lose the “COVID-19” pounds is the goal, but is this drastic enough? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8579 I think the kitchen is trying to tell me I need to lose a few pounds” 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8580 So yeah, I think I left my phone in the fridge 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8581 If this doesn't work we'll go keto 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8582 You can't be too careful when food goes bad. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8583 Air B&B in the city... 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8584 Hunger games, you still have the berries in your pocket. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8585 Not enough. They're teenagers after all. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8586 Maybe now we’ll finally lose weight 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8587 Still safer than take out 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8588 Now all we need to do is sanitize it. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8589 Does it know we haven’t been to the grocery store in months? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8590 I guess your mother doesn’t want her secret recipe getting out. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8591 nan 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8592 I think they want us to leave 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8593 I read we're at the "aggressive, cannibal rat" stage of the pandemic so I'm not taking any chances til the restaurants reopen. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8594 It is STILL an excellent system. We just should have gone shopping FIRST... 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8595 Our groceries should last a week this time. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8596 We can still access our water, so it’s not a thirst trap. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8597 So do you have the door dash app or what? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8598 ‘So this is what adult-proofing the kitchen looks like. Noted.’ 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8599 We outta points! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8600 Maybe we should have tried Paleo instead. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8601 Well, Jeff, this is what an actual paleo diet looks like 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8602 To lock or not to lock. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8603 I had to make it as treacherous as the office kitchen 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8604 Smells Pointy 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8605 I said “child”, not wild proofing! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8606 That should stop you from sleep-walking to the fridge for a midnight snack 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8607 So your Mother really is coming 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8608 And you are confident that this will help with my nocturnal sleep-related eating disorder? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8609 Tune in to my Fasting Podcast 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8610 I’m now realizing the listing said “dangerous”, not “spacious.” 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8611 That should keep us away, hopefully. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8612 I hid some snacks in the closet in case we need them for stress eating after watching the news 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8613 You know... For the kids. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8614 We’ve got your bite....come on in! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8615 What do you mean you can't find the keys? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8616 Is mum trying to tell us something? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8617 You should be on Airbnb 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8618 well , no one's gonna break in to do the dishes now 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8619 You could have just written your name on the tub of ice cream, Janet... 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8620 I see why this AirBnB was a screaming good deal. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8621 The keys are in the fridge aren’t they.......yup 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8622 My new home gym 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8623 Oh dear, I said we need lox 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8624 And you thought Goldilocks just ran away... 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8625 You cut out all carbs, sugars, and alcohol... plus a literal pound of flesh for any insurrection. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8626 I don't know, Pandora. Maybe there's a reason we shouldn't open it. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8627 I canceled the gym membership and spent this months tuition on a limited fridge membership instead! They say the results are amazing. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8628 This week's scheduled entertainment! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8629 Well, this wasn't mentioned in any of the Airbnb reviews. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8630 .... Did you tell Christine that I’m sorry for eating her Ben and Jerry’s? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8631 So I checked “DIY QUARANTINE PARTY THEMES” on pinterest. Did I do just fine? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8632 That should keep us out of the fridge for a few hours 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8633 You said you'd do ANYTHING for carbs, Alice. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8634 And this was Houdini’s favorite room 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8635 when I see an ant in the house 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8636 Its the new "eat it and die" diet 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8637 Let's get takeout. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8638 Where should we hide the key? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8639 Trip - then Fall..? Agreed. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8640 Whatever lives in that milk we forgot, this way it won't come out ever. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8641 Whatever's been coming out at night and making us gain weight, it's not gonna make it through all this. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8642 Still safer than stepping out for lunch, right? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8643 You’ve got the Mott’s, don’t you? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8644 This is my favourite room - let's put an offer in, babe. I know it's a little impractical but this style is so on-trend. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8645 No more self isolation, only distance. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8646 I think this diet is going pretty well 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8647 I guess your mother found out I ate the last of her Rocky Road. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8648 Finally! We are ready to put the kids to bed now. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8649 We can still order pizza, right? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8650 This is a new exhibition, called famine art 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8651 I don't know, do you really think this diet is gonna work?"..."Well it can't hurt 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8652 Now that we have made our kitchen extremely deadly, we can finally die in a bear trap accident like we have always dreamed 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8653 Maybe we've gone a bit far with the diet fads 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8654 Soooooo, pizza? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8655 You have Seamless on your phone, yeah? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8656 At least this voting precinct doesn’t have a long line. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8657 I think your mother is trying to tell you something. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8658 ‘Do we have masks for the bear traps?’ 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8659 These user agreements are getting ridiculous! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8660 In today’s world zombie proofing is the best way to add equity to your home.” 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8661 It had the best reviews in Amazon essentials for dieting in quarantine 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8662 this is so embarrassing, but i think i left my phone in the fridge 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8663 After 3 months of eating all my quarantine groceries the same day I buy them, this is what it’s come to. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8664 Do you think this is enough for protecting my CAKE 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8665 I still think they looked better in the shop window 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8666 You know what? You are a genius! That is the only way our food storage and I can practice social distancing...from each other 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8667 It really doesnt seem like that much when it's all laid out 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8668 The kitchen in this unit comes outfitted with all stainless steel bear traps and appliances. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8669 Preparing for Fall Homeschooling during 2nd wave 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8670 At home workouts just weren’t for me 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8671 The current owner is a sadomasticist OR Sorry for the mess... adjusting to work from home life 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8672 so this time you really mean it? In other hand how about take out 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8673 I'm still not sure the cops will buy this as an excuse for all the pizza delivery guys chained up in the cellar ... 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8674 So, this is what we refer to as ‘the new normal’. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8675 Coming soon to Netflix 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8676 Tell your parents to not send us live poultry again. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8677 I know Brenda doesn’t like to sure her stuff, but this is going to extremes. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8678 I think it’s like one of those escape rooms. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8679 Now we’ll definitely catch the Ben & Jerry’s fairy 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8680 Hey, at least we can still get to the dishwasher! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8681 It just seemed more self-respecting than getting a Peloton Bike. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8682 So @doordash, then? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8683 These quarantine olympics are getting a little out of hand. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8684 And you're saying just not buying it didn't work either? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8685 It’s been dubbed “the new South Beach.” 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8686 This weeks episode of ninja warrior at home quarantine edition. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8687 If this doesn’t kickstart your diet I don’t know what else I can do. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8688 So what do you wanna eat ? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8689 Glad we kids-proofed our kitchen now 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8690 Yet, there's only one day left on the cheesecake 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8691 Clubs and bars are closed, looks like this is our plan for the weekend... 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8692 You sure this is what they meant by lockdown? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8693 I had to save the last cookie for dessert. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8694 They say that half of the weight loss journey happens in the kitchen. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8695 It may be wiser to try another dietititian. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8696 It’s called “key-to.” 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8697 We should probably have made dinner before we bolted the fridge... 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8698 That’s it our diet starts tomorrow 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8699 It’s a nice open space, but I was really hoping for granite countertops. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8700 I'm doing a thesis on the neo hunter-gatherer method. Catch is - You're both of em 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8701 Well dear, you could do the dishes and all this will go away. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8702 And you’re sure you left your phone in the fridge before you put the locks on? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8703 How is that for incentive you self-deprecating binge-eating F**k ☺️ 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8704 Negotiating is the key to a happy home. “Fine, Sarah. I’ll give my body to the bear traps, but you’ll have to feed me the last slice of cake once you pick the fridge locks.” 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8705 I guess now we have no choice. We have to go outdoor dine on patios with our friends. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8706 I didn't know you were into BDSM. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8707 When the listing said ‘eclectic farmhouse dungeon’ I wasn’t thinking this. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8708 But are they GRANITE traps? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8709 This way we can just have our cake without eating it too. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8710 Alright Cheryl, as long as we don’t have to do another juice cleanse. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8711 Think we should phone our black friend on this one? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8712 That’s great honey, but where’s the hot lava I bought yesterday? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8713 It’s not that hard of a decision. Let’s just order out. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8714 Toss the coin 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8715 we just need a long stick for the bear traps, and then we give you a laxative for the keys... 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8716 You’re sure you don’t know who’s eating all of the ice cream? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8717 Next step, pilates 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8718 The question is, do I really need my limbs THAT much? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8719 You could've just written your name on the yogurt. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8720 After this, we'll have definitely earned a glass of wine. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8721 Well, it was advertised on a podcast as having lower monthly fees than Simply Safe. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8722 Honey... I said maybe with all the shortages we should set a cap. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8723 So Oprah says it worked for her? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8724 I hope Jeff’s not cold in there. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8725 Or we could just stop bringing home carbs. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8726 I repurposed the stuff my parents put outside my bedroom door the year after weight gain resulted in our eldest. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8727 ... but carbs are nutricous 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8728 So... who's putting away the groceries? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8729 I picked up some iron supplements. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8730 At The MoMA installation of cousin Julius: "Aside from the blow-up of Uncle Max's beard stubble - I don't get it? And we have to meet for lunch,YIKES!" 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8731 And this apartment comes with a roommate proof kitchen... 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8732 It's still too subtle. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8733 It was totally cool having a magician for a dad, until he started to work remotely. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8734 You see, intermediate fasting is all the rage... 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8735 I know you liked the extension course on Medieval Torture but this is too much! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8736 So, the new diet’s not working? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8737 Yes, I see your point. A reminder note taped to the door would come across as less extreme. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8738 Okay, next time I'll ask before I eat your yogurt. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8739 The first ten pounds are free. Plus, they pay 50% of hospitalization. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8740 Hmmm, so no "cheat meals"? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8741 Well lets order Chinese then. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8742 He said he can break any lock with his magic 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8743 Relax, that wild salmon isn't going anywhere. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8744 Anymore bright ideas 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8745 I am feeling a little entrapped by this lockdown. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8746 I suddenly have a hankering for some Moose Tracks ice cream. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8747 He did say we could use the mayonnaise. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8748 Maybe that disinfectant under the sink is tasty as well 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8749 So, Maccas Run? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8750 I’m starting to feel as though this timeshare may be a trap 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8751 Do you think the bear traps are overkill? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8752 So where did you say you say you found this babysitter? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8753 Honey, do you think we should have stuck with the mousetrap? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8754 Don't you think maybe a little exercise, less gaming, no junk food and sodas would help Junior shed those 60 extra pounds?" 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8755 Wow , fat-shaming is real. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8756 So, what exactly did the exterminator say? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8757 Sooo, no beer tonight? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8758 I know it looks cumbersome but Mindi from book club lost 9 pounds the first week! And that was before the trap caught her leg! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8759 Is the video cam set? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8760 Perfect, but do you really want to use the same set-up for the bathroom? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8761 I still think it is not enough to keep me away of it at night... 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8762 You pop in Dad's 'Raiders of the Lost Ark' DVD, I'll check my Tetanus records. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8763 Covid didn’t get rid of my roommate, maybe this will. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8764 On an unrelated note, I just now get that joke, “Is your refriger 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8765 So you say this is the key to your diet? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8766 Somebody really wants to finish that last slice of pie 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8767 Boy, Weight Watchers has certainly changed their marketing approach. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8768 Wouldn’t it be easier to stop the Ambien? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8769 My parents cut the cord with a trust fund. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8770 Our host is very serious about no kitchen privileges! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8771 The mouse is a goner. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8772 Hmm. Ya know what Hon? Our decision to send Timmy to Houdini Camp may have been premature. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8773 Mission-Impossible Diet 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8774 Dad swears there were bear prints in the butter last night. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8775 They were out of bleach. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8776 You know, there's a cannoli in there. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8777 We’ve gone 100% Organic and Farm Fresh. Still building the courage to go Free Range. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8778 So what do you REALLY want for dinner? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8779 Teenagers are so difficult. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8780 I call it the "Let's order in tonight" diet. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8781 Goodby midnight snacks 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8782 The new Atkins diet. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8783 I think the new diet called for four traps by the fridge. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8784 It reminds me of Christo, but less soft. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8785 So you think the remote control was on the charcuterie board? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8786 I think it might be the salmon mousse! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8787 How did Houdini live like this? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8788 You know what? I think I left the keys in one of the cabinets. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8789 Are you absolutley sure that this is where the last of the PPE is stored? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8790 Or we could just let him have the food – after all, he is a healthy, growing boy. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8791 Actually,I think Tom is getting to be as much of a problem as that mouse." 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8792 I really have to hand it to you two. When I first saw it, I thought it was some kind of performance art.” Will Hunter, Plymouth M 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8793 I agree, we should not have put the lemons in the fridge. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8794 Yeah, okay, this diet is sure to work. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8795 Anyway, the doctor said this was the best way to prevent sleepwalking. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8796 How else are we going to be able to do intermittent fasting? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8797 I’m tired anyway. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8798 I guess this airbnb doesn't come with meals. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8799 It comes with settings for cubed, crushed, maimed, impaled, and tortured. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8800 This is a stupid situation. Who thought this one up? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8801 Someday, Weight Watchers will reopen. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8802 I thought it would be a fun challenge for the kids, what do you think?" 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8803 Well if they don’t pay their share, cest la vie 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8804 I figure the kids will learn to stop snacking...but getting dinner on the table quickly may be challenging... 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8805 Yes, I did read about this on Next Door! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8806 If only we'd stocked the fridge before we set the traps . . . 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8807 Hmm. Let's see what's under the sink. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8808 That's not how you poach eggs. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8809 Are you SURE it's 'Cookies & Cream'? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8810 I have a real good feeling about this new diet plan. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8811 Let's see what else will help you diet. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8812 You crave, I crave, everybody craves. There's got to be a way to beat this thing ! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8813 To eat or not to eat, that is the question. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8814 Somehow, the subconscious knows that modern art is just a prison... 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8815 When Lockdown Narrows your Life...!? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8816 Mom shouldn't have asked Dad to help her drop a few pounds... 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8817 I had the same vision for our bedroom! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8818 It's called the Harry Houdini diet. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8819 I mean....would one more Greek yogurt kill us? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8820 There's a hidden message in there somewhere. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8821 But, I really do want that last piece of fried chicken! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8822 You must have some idea what you orered. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8823 Your new diet might be a little extreme, hun... 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8824 Are you sure this is how Adele lost weight? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8825 Take away tonight? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8826 It’s great, it’s all controlled through their smartphone app! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8827 Okay Houdini, I'll have a ham and Swiss. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8828 I have to admit this should make snacking more of a challenge. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8829 It's time you heard the truth. The snacks didn't 'escape.' I ate them. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8830 The AirBnB listing didn't mention this. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8831 Don't worry, Honey. Escape rooms are all the rage these days. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8832 I've tried every other diet 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8833 Given your cooking skills, this may not be a bad thing. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8834 Now I'm hungry 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8835 My diet is in lockdown. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8836 Wow, fad diets really do get more extreme every year. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8837 Go ahead and test it out. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8838 Was worried about late night snacking, completely forgot about dinner. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8839 Do you remember this from the pics? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8840 I'd have to say that this is a rather draconian diet plan 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8841 This should prevent snaccidents. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8842 Preparing for the second wave. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8843 Do you think we should still wear masks? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8844 This should keep the pounds off during quarantine, don't you think? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8845 But... you still *know* where the keys are. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8846 You were really committed this New Year's...perhaps you could hang from the kitchen light this time and use those hairpins again? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8847 Rover! Come! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8848 I told you not to ask the handyman to develop a diet plan. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8849 This is how you tell me that the jeans do make my butt look big? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8850 Ice cream or nachos? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8851 What do we do about delivery? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8852 Hmm...I'm feeling like takeout. How about you? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8853 New diet plan?... what if I need a drink of water at midnight 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8854 I still think we should remove the lightbulb in the fridge, just in case. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8855 Yes, I still think cooking at home is safer. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8856 OMG, the perfect diet!! This time it's going to work, I just know it!! or You think this is going to stop me? I am going to get to that ice cream. Mark my words!!! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8857 It really does make you want to eat out, doesn't it? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8858 I’m sensing you’re working through boundaries!? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8859 Wait where'd you leave the keys? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8860 It was a lot easier to have willpower when we worked in the office. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8861 I say we order pizza. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8862 Yeah, I know it's Greek Yogurt, but it's still just yogurt. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8863 How big was that mouse again? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8864 Looks like we 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8865 I'm still not sure this is going to keep me from COVID snacking... 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8866 It's not the Mousetrap we played as kids! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8867 How does that grab ya? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8868 It’s called The Escape Room Diet. So far I’ve lost 5 pounds! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8869 Mmmm. Makes me think of bear claws... 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8870 Well, you were right. That was definitely not butter. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8871 That's one way to get me back to a restaurant. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8872 Maybe this will help us social distance from the fridge 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8873 Well, it IS cheaper than liposuction... 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8874 I can't remember where I put the keys. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8875 On this diet, you can lose several inches. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8876 Baby proofing was so much easier! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8877 Remember, he insisted that no matter how much he begged, we were not to let him out. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8878 Well, that didn't work. I think it's your turn this time. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8879 Either you control your attitudes or they will control you! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8880 They upgraded to stainless, that's a plus. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8881 You could just stop taking Ambien... 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8882 It's for the late night munchie ... 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8883 Maybe a couple more beat traps oughta do it 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8884 Are you sure this is what Kevin did in Home Alone? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8885 The flame-thrower is on back order. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8886 Not the best time to remember you that the milk is about to spoil, uh... 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8887 That must be where they stored the toilet paper. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8888 A little over kill but you gotta know this mice trap is really gonna do the job. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8889 Yes, Bill, it does look like the kitchen at Weight Watchers Clubhouse. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8890 Maybe we should have pitched the carton of eggs first. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8891 Mom said don't go in the kitchen. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8892 That should keep them out. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8893 It's called the Barbarian Diet. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8894 You sure it's just the chocolate your Aunt's stashing? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8895 You’re right; it’s back to Atkins 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8896 It seems pretty drastic. She IS your mother... 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8897 The ad guarantees weight loss 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8898 How about pictures of hot swimsuit models on the refrigerator door? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8899 I sent away for the deluxe pandemic weight loss kit, honey. Do you like it? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8900 How long have you been on the Viking diet? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8901 I'm thinking instead maybe we shouldn't buy any sweets. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8902 I guess Noon wasn't working. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8903 Let's not tell our bear about this. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8904 Why are you trying this hard to catch Covid? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8905 So.....Skip the dishes? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8906 Reopen, dare ya to. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8907 Should we notify the authorities that that we have the COVID-19 virus securely trapped in our fridge? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8908 Don't worry, I did your golf clubs too... 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8909 At least it’s not a money pit. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8910 I don’t know. Maybe we should try Keto again? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8911 this diet is really working... 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8912 I think we did it. I feel certain that will keep us away from the potato chips. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8913 I thought I told the decorator I wanted “shiplap” but I think they heard “mouse trap.” 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8914 That should keep them out until lunch 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8915 I see you've finally gotten serious about your nacho distancing. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8916 I'm really digging Ikea's new home security line. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8917 You think I should break up with Houdini? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8918 There's cheesecake in there. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8919 Well, I think we've finally baby-proofed the kitchen 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8920 I was going for a North Woods vibe. Too much? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8921 The kitchen's on lockdown. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8922 The kitchen is detoxing post quarantine. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8923 And to think, our last roommate used to just label his food. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8924 Honey, I'm just going to say it: these dieting programs go too far. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8925 So, to be clear, you think I have trust issues? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8926 You think this Covid die-t’s a little overkill? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8927 I see too many ways around this. There has to be a better personalized diet plan. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8928 Maybe we should tip the staff a bit better. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8929 All it takes is a little willpower, Marcia. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8930 Watching your sister's kids again? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8931 This REO agent gives REO agents a bad name. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8932 First your vagina, now this? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8933 Be careful. It might be a trap. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8934 Marmite doesn't even *need refrigeration... 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8935 I call it the nothing friendly diet. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8936 Looks like it's take-out for the duration. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8937 Do you have the instructions? I'm not sure that's how the homemade escape room is supposed to work... 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8938 I can appreciate that you’re worried about my cholesterol, but are you worried that I might die of something else? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8939 Now if we could only get out. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8940 So, pizza again tonight? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8941 If Cherry Garcia is not worth risking you life for, then you haven't lived. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8942 Honey,I don't think we should buy this house. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8943 I found the secret to intermittent fasting. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8944 This does not solve the problem of the 24-hour Dunkin' Donuts on the corner. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8945 Gee when they asked us to babysit I thought that they'd leave at least a little food for us 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8946 And you're sure it said "take me to your larder?" 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8947 Maybe we should go back to college. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8948 So, order in tonight? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8949 You think Trump's tax returns are in there? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8950 So that is what you meant by going on a G.O.T. (Game of Thrones) Diet 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8951 Mom! What’s for dinner? We’re starving.. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8952 Do you think this will stop the Covid 19 monster? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8953 I guess it is easier to just not buy snacks in the first place. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8954 Poltergeist bears...and you said 2020 couldn’t get any worse. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8955 If it doesn’t work?” “THEN we try keto again. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8956 This should protect us from the pandemic side effect. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8957 Now let’s go to the bathroom and secure the toilet paper. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8958 And to think, this AirBnB got such good reviews. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8959 This looks secure. Now what do we do about the delivery guy? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8960 This time my diet will work. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8961 That's a lot of firepower for just one fruit fly. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8962 ...and this is the Weight Watchers deluxe plan. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8963 I learned how to do it on that work from home video. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8964 Yeah...prader willi syndrome can be a bitch 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8965 That won't work. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8966 Now this is one serious diet! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8967 That will keep the mice out. Now about the racoon... 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8968 I told the cat we were never, ever going to eat his cat food. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8969 Really!? I understand bear proofing while camping but not at an air bnb. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8970 Ok. Now, how do we protect the toilet paper? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8971 I warned you not to poke the Fridg-a-Bear! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8972 On the bright side, look how clean the kitchen is. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8973 It's just over the spikes, between the traps, and pick the locks, and the ice cream is mine. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8974 Do you really think this will stop my midnight snacking? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8975 Hmmm ... seems a little extreme for her to lose five pounds 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8976 I’ve mandated a lockdown of all culinary related services to halt the ravages of the COVID-19 Pound-Demic. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8977 Daddy’s funny about his beer. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8978 Bill, That's not how to treat refrigerator mold. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8979 We just need a few authentic victims to make this decor work. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8980 No snacks tonight. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8981 - The size of the trap depends of your insurance. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8982 The aerobics are part of the diet. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8983 Well ... I think the Haagen-Dazs is finally safe. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8984 Well, that whole 'Clockwork Orange' approach didn't really work. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8985 According to the commercial this diet plan was more effective than Noom and Weight Watchers combined. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8986 Maybe you’re right, we should have gone with the brushed nickel finish. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8987 I don’t suppose just putting the money under the mattress is up for discussion? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8988 Mom was telling the truth when she said no more cookies! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8989 Is this a trap? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8990 This goes way beyond Paleo. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8991 You're right. Let's just go to the store. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8992 I was thinking a floral wallpaper would brighten things up." 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8993 Counting calories was not his style. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8994 I really like this art piece -- for some reason it makes me think of your Mother! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8995 And you are sure you don’t sleepwalk? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8996 The most strenuous part was emptying the fridge and cupboards beforehand. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8997 On second thought, why don't we order takeout. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8998 Well, it certainly would be a oneupper amongst our friends. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
8999 I took a new pill last night. It’s called Reverse Ambien. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9000 I don't think this is the design Oprah had in mind. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9001 I see a way through. I’m going in. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9002 This Persecution Diet is really working 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9003 What’s your guess? Ice cream or pie? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9004 Was my sourdough starter really such a threat? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9005 I still think signing up with Weight Watchers would be more effective. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9006 What the hell! We've tried Atkins, Weight Watchers, the South Beach Diet, the Mediterranean Diet, Nutrisystem, and the Paleo Diet. This one seems to have some teeth in it. Let's give it a try. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9007 Do you really dislike broccoli that much? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9008 Believe it or not, it's easier than being gluten-free. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9009 I think we'll get him this time 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9010 Her virtual school project was on virus prevention 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9011 To be fair, Mr. Houdini’s brochure for the house did mention a fully equipped kitchen. By the way, where did he go? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9012 Keto alone was challenging. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9013 Well, I can tell you this. Dinner won’t be ready by 7!! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9014 Mmm..might be over the top. Maybe we move some of this to the MiniMart down the block. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9015 Instead, you could have just suggested that we go out for dinner. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9016 So, no dinner? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9017 Will these work to keep our kids off the liquor cabinet? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9018 We’ll lose weight 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9019 How many tomatoes are ready to be picked in our garden right now? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9020 When I asked you to protect our valuables, I meant the jewelry. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9021 I finally figured out a way to go on that diet during the shelter-in-place pandemic. If this doesn’t work, nothing will. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9022 Let the Battle of the Bulge begin! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9023 Our sourdough wasn't THAT bad... 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9024 Hmm, do you think these would work better in the rec room or the bedroom? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9025 Mom's new diet. Whad'ya think? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9026 Do you think it's an entrapment? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9027 I'd say let's go out to eat tonight but they would have us seated outside and it's 28 degrees out there. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9028 How does a lifetime of takeout food sound? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9029 What kind of diet is this again? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9030 I dunno...as a vegetaria, I am conflicted 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9031 Let's see that silly rabbit try to get our Trix now. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9032 This is my idea... The Noon Diet. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9033 Tell me again about your weight maintenance guru. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9034 That's lockdown for you. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9035 Well, it’s a start. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9036 Are you sure it was a mouse? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9037 It’s either to do with your mum’s secret cheesecake recipe or your dad’s viagra stash! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9038 Really, I don't see any finger prints. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9039 I Googled it. It's the safest diet out there. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9040 My dietitian's idea of subtlety. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9041 My fondness for yogurt is waning. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9042 Don't you think it would be easier to just join Weight Watchers? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9043 I told you, drink directly from the carton one more time! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9044 This time my diet is going to work 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9045 Hmm... I don't know. Midnight snacks could be risky. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9046 What was the name of this diet, again? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9047 I surely would like to get to that sanitizer before we go for dinner. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9048 Building A Bad Moose Trap... 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9049 Your Parents are freaks! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9050 I've seen some other apartments in New York, and so far this one is the least decked out 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9051 How's the doommate working out?" 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9052 Even given the length of commercials, never gonna have enough time to get a snack before the show resumes! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9053 Some of Noom's creative tips and tricks for sticking to diet. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9054 Umm. I think someone is trying to tell you something. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9055 I still feel like something's missing. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9056 I think it’s all keto, but I can’t be sure 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9057 Your mom really want us out of here. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9058 It’s called the trap diet. I hear it works. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9059 Let's take an assortment and see if the kids still want to sass us? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9060 I told you leaving Alexa on would freak out my Dad!” 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9061 Get me three wooly mammoths, a mylodon, an acupuncturist, and a locksmith—and that ice cream cake is mine. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9062 Couldn't you Just Use a little will power? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9063 What if it has a key? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9064 Hey, did you get a new fridge? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9065 I know, we should have had a plan for after we lost the weight. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9066 I liked Weight Watchers better. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9067 Allright, we can do contactless delivery, I guess. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9068 She really was serious about not wanting to share that chocolate mousse cake. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9069 I'm thinking camo. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9070 Well, that's one way to diet. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9071 Yes, I think we're finally ready for the newest Keto diet. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9072 Since we can't go out to eat anymore I figured now would be a good time to start that diet. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9073 I hate my new diet where I die and then get trapped in a cage every time I want food. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9074 We should call Vlad 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9075 Do we really need that third bear trap for this diet to work? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9076 Boy, mom is really serious about no snacking before dinner. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9077 So this is what it looks like from the top of the food chain? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9078 It sassed me. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9079 Wouldn't it be better just to put "no use of kitchen" in the Airbnb agreement? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9080 I guess Will Power has left." 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9081 What do you mean, you can’t remember the password? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9082 An iron mask might have been the way to go. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9083 The info commercial made this "diet" plan look much less complicated. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9084 Sausage or mushroom? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9085 I'm starting a wellness blog. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9086 Yeah....or we could just try keto. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9087 Shelter-in-Place Telecommuting Snacking Deterrent System.5000 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9088 I've gone from the Paleo to the Iron Age diets ,without success. Hopefully the Dark Ages is the trick. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9089 Operation "snack attack" 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9090 I don't think it'll stop him... 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9091 It's called the Houdini Diet but don't worry–we get our money back if it doesn't work. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9092 Wow, Weight Watchers is more intense than I thought... 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9093 Definitely our least-welcoming Air BnB experience. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9094 This house is also updated to keep your important papers secure-- TP, disinfectant wipes, etc.... 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9095 Looks like we forgot the dishwasher. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9096 I had it munchie-proofed. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9097 But what if we get like really, really hungry? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9098 I hope they didn't lock up the toilet paper too. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9099 I know some people don't like open plan kitchens, but ... 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9100 I call this piece, Audrey III. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9101 I said midcentury modern not mid-century mutilation. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9102 So, Margaret put on some pandemic pounds and... 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9103 I don't know...it needs some "punch." How about adding some flowers? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9104 I still feel like such a blimp! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9105 I think we could forego the non-pareil capers this one time, doncha think ? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9106 I didn't think our kitchen designer meant 'that' Houdini. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9107 I told you that overweight decorator had problems. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9108 We found where the toilet paper is hidden. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9109 He’s in for a surprise if he manages to get out of the fridge. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9110 Are you sure the toilet paper needs to be kept in the fridge? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9111 Guess he meant that beer for himself. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9112 I know you don't like bugs in the kitchen, but really? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9113 My friend was on this diet and lost 5 pounds and a foot in a week. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9114 Is that Mexican place open yet? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9115 My ex does not have a soft, forgiving, nature. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9116 That'll teach those ants who's boss! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9117 I am really glad they made Hannibal Lecter’s house available for viewing.... 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9118 Then how would you keep the kids from snacking between meals? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9119 and the keys are in a block of ice in the freezer. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9120 Overkill, maybe but at least we know our baby won’t be in the kitchen. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9121 You know that the kitchen being in lockdown is a metaphor SueEllen!!! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9122 I'm not sure about this new diet fad... 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9123 I thought Houdini could never top that last one, but I was wrong. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9124 Wow, Weight Watchers’ new program really means business. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9125 that should keep the boys away, Maybe? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9126 What are we forgetting? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9127 Honey, I figured a way to conquer our excessive snacking problem 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9128 You’re not going to just stand here. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9129 Sushi? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9130 The chocolate bear traps look good, but I’m in the mood for a sour gummy chain. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9131 Mom's cooking was never 'to die for' anyway. Let's just do take out. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9132 I don’t know if it’ll work. Granddad really likes his beer. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9133 Or we could just go with the Paleo Diet. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9134 Hmmm ... I think mom’s been watching too many Peckinpah movies. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9135 The invitation did say B.Y.O. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9136 You could have told me you did not care for my cooking. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9137 Is this the Covid version of Mousetrap? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9138 I finally figured out what to do with the sex toys my ex left behind. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9139 ...and how much weight did you lose? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9140 You can get a subscription box for anything theses days. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9141 Well, at least it makes you think about it. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9142 Do you think it's got something to do with my cooking?" 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9143 I mean, I sort of see your concern, but Paleo is just so expensive. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9144 If it works here, maybe we get a set for the front door to discourage the Jehovah Witness people. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9145 By the way, have you seen the cat today? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9146 Where there’s a will, there’s a way. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9147 Reminds me of my father's birth control suggestions 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9148 C'mon Peter! It's no longer magic if it takes you an hour! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9149 Perfect, now let's proof the baby. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9150 The problem is, I have 6 food delivery apps on my phone and there's a pizza parlor across the street, so, this is merely a slight inconvenience. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9151 And when you’re ready to end the diet, you just, uhhh... 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9152 You'd think It would have been easier to put his name on his sandwiches! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9153 Don’t forget, you have to fast before your colonoscopy tomorrow. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9154 The children are bored again. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9155 It's not just the lack of accessibility, the layout is all wrong. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9156 Not a bad start,but you know how I get when I'm hungry. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9157 Okay, so we solved the snacking problem, but what are we going to do for dinner? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9158 The kitchen remains in phase one...Takeout tonight? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9159 Weight Watchers Platinum takes a different approach than I've been used to. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9160 I need to lose 5 pounds before our wedding. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9161 I would have swallowed the key, but I didn’t want the calories. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9162 I’ve never felt lighter 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9163 Is there anything dirty in the dishwasher? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9164 Noon, Weight Watchers, Jenny Craig, they all failed us, maybe this will work! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9165 Is this your way of suggesting I should invite you out to eat now that some restaurants are reopened? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9166 I am bound and determined to lose these last ten pounds! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9167 Well if you had just thrown it away when I asked you to we wouldn’t be in this predicament 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9168 Or ... we could just stop BUYING ice cream. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9169 So you think three traps this time instead of two? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9170 Self restraint, not isolation. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9171 The good news is that these go away 8 hours a day, but the bad news is that is from midnight to 8 a.m. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9172 Did we forget to put the eggs in? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9173 It would be quite inconsiderate if we were to release him. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9174 I guess Mom's serious about buying on our groceries. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9175 Everything in moderation" is harder than it sounds 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9176 I hope the babysitter does not mind. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9177 So what’s preventing us from buying another refrigerator? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9178 Maybe if cookies and ice cream had been as hard to get as hand sanitizer we wouldn't be having this problem. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9179 This could be a trap. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9180 Actually, I was just going to download an app to track my carbs. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9181 Let's see Houdini get into this! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9182 It'll work on the mice, the cat, who else? Oh yeah...you 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9183 It's for a new reality series we're going to call "Eat Or Die" 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9184 Time ladies and gentlemen.....The bar is closed 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9185 I think we should go out for dinner. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9186 I think it's a new diet program... 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9187 Do you think ALL of the grandkids are in there? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9188 I think his Fortnight: Snack gaming has gone too far 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9189 Okay, this will slow down our refrigerator raids, but what do we do about our Grubhub calls? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9190 So, I guess we order take out until we catch the mouse? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9191 well, the Keto diet didn’t work. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9192 Are you sure we tried every diet out there? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9193 No worries! Your wedding ring is safe! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9194 I think I truly have built a better mousetrap. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9195 Sometimes living with you I feel trapped. It would be so uncomplicated if you would just agree to call an exterminator” 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9196 I guess our only choice is to do another puzzle. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9197 I guess Dad was serious about cutting food costs. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9198 Seemed like a good idea at the time. But now I realize I didn't think it through. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9199 I know they are growing boys but they were eating us out of house and home. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9200 Damn, I could really go for a Diet Coke! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9201 And, if you somehow manage to get to the food, you'll have burned off the calories in advance. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9202 And just how do you suppose we reference it on the VRBO website? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9203 I was working from home, then I stepped on the scale in the bathroom and I just panicked... what have I done! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9204 Its called a Frigidaire for a reason. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9205 Are you sure you don’t want to just give Weight Watchers another try? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9206 Only until the pandemic is over. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9207 Fifty Shades of Grey II: The Munchies. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9208 How about ordering a pizza? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9209 Supply Chain Issue 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9210 Let's just do takeout. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9211 I have no self control when it comes to food 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9212 So what am I supposed to do when I want to make a sandwich? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9213 Remind me what the issue is we're solving here. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9214 Yep...if I learnt anything from board-games this will definitely catch your mouse. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9215 I was only asking for a better mousetrap 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9216 There must be a simple solution we’re missing. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9217 Pandora’s box 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9218 This is what I would call a no frills iro 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9219 Are granite countertops in our budget? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9220 This is not what I meant about cutting weight 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9221 Well these should definitely keep us on our diets! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9222 If you were a cat person, this would all go away 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9223 Is that where you store the pre-nup? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9224 I think this diet plan might be the one. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9225 Goodness, Janet. Is this REALLY the way to diet during this pandemic?! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9226 This is our first diet plan that worked. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9227 And you say the bait for the traps is in the fridge—do I have that right? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9228 Let's just social distance out tonight! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9229 Choosing kitchen colour schemes is such torture. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9230 It's called Cognitive Behavior Therapy 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9231 So ice cream is out of the question then? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9232 Is it Passover again? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9233 They really don't want us to find that skeleton. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9234 So...Chinese or Italian take out tonite? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9235 I just thought we needed a little help with self-discipline. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9236 The point being? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9237 You’ll have to get up a few minutes early to prepare your breakfast and have time to catch the train. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9238 Wow, and I thought "top performing anti-theft" meant an electronic setup. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9239 You'd think that once we'd made that pate' out of Lecter, we wouldn't have to worry. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9240 I could care less how unsightly it is - its the greatest diet I have ever been on! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9241 Courtesy of the FFFDCA, Freedom from Food During COVID Agency 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9242 Do you think this will help dad cut out midnight snacks? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9243 This is why we should’ve had a home inspection. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9244 So... Too subtle...? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9245 I understand you’re tired of us cooking at home, but this seems like a lot. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9246 On the other hand, you’ll be able to cancel that gym membership. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9247 They own several McDonalds. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9248 Hmmm, I think this will solve the kitchen grazing but what about when I get hangry? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9249 Mom is really determined to lose that Covid15 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9250 Still worth the trouble. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9251 But I want a snack! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9252 The plaque says it's anaphylaxis-phobia, but I read that it was just as likely post-covid racoon infestation. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9253 Now we work on the deer problem. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9254 I love the idea of offering the foolproof Iron Maiden diet with an inexpensive kitchen remodel. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9255 Alright, ready to go? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9256 Wow, this was a lot of work! What say we have a pizza delivered? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9257 Do you think that's enough to keep the baby out? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9258 I still can't believe you slept-ate the entire cheesecake. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9259 i would really prefer not to... 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9260 I know I said I'd go along with this Paleo thing, but are you sure this is how cavemen did it? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9261 Okay -- DoorDash. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9262 I thought will power wouldn't be enough. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9263 Are you sure this will end our ant infestation? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9264 Do you think the previous owners were kinky or just hungry? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9265 I guess it's takeout tonight. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9266 I think I'm losing interest in email... 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9267 These puzzles seem easier on Facebook at two in the morning. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9268 Maybe you should just go back to intermittent fasting. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9269 I have this nagging feeling that we've forgotten something. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9270 Even so, I like the rest of the house. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9271 Ironic how self-quaranteening can be an actual trap. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9272 Unlike other diets, if you stick to this it won't cost you an arm and a leg. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9273 I get the feeling Dad wants his empty nest back. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9274 Either the bear trap gets you, or the carbs. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9275 Comes with the "Medieval Diet Plan" I guess! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9276 Let's re-read the governor's order... 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9277 Maybe stomach stapling would have been the better option 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9278 Isn't there a more subtle way to let the nanny know? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9279 Maybe some flypaper? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9280 How did you cheat on your diet last night? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9281 If this doesn't work,we might have to start eating vegetables. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9282 I’d like the kitchen to be more functional and welcoming. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9283 Maybe we'll catch something to eat. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9284 You have a real problem with my mother, don't you? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9285 The realtor said Houdini once lived here. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9286 Leave it to Ikea! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9287 Are you sure your parents want us to stay? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9288 Now I'm craving lox and bagels. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9289 Should we order takeout instead? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9290 So the kids really want take out. You going or me? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9291 That dietician is truly unique. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9292 Now you can do tiny steps to open the fridge. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9293 This island has all of the trappings. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9294 I guess we can watch Netflix without the popcorn? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9295 It's expensive, but WeightTrappers.com guarantee a full refund or a minefield if you don't see a result within 10 days 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
9296 There has to be a easier way to diet 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9297 ...Or we could’ve just worn masks. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9298 The milks gone bad hasn’t it? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9299 This should guarantee that we have no more stress eating this year. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9300 We should be ready for Florida beaches in no time 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9301 Are we using a safe word this time? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9302 When you said you were going on a diet... 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9303 We need to keep this diet going 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9304 Experts swear by it. Click the link in our bio to find out how to lose that stubborn fat during quarantine. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9305 How to prevent 101 trips to the kitchen in a day 101 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9306 OK hon, looks like we're all set for our new lockdown fitness regime! 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9307 If we re-sell all this stuff, do you think we could order from that fancy place tonight? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9308 Hmmm. So this is July 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9309 Person Left: "They didn't actually need to lockdown our food though..." Person Right: "...that should keep the kids out." 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9310 These redesigned voting machines are a little on the nose 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9311 So now who is in charge of the keys? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9312 I guess we're ordering out again. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9313 Hungry birds. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9314 I wonder if the kitchen is closed 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9315 „How to not put on weight in quarantine“ 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9316 You're sure you are hungry ? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9317 No need for a mask now, huh? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9318 Ok...ok...I get it...the Talenti is for the guests . 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9319 My food fetish progressed faster than I imagined. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9320 I've decided to go gluten free. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9321 Yes I understand it’s now baby proof but I think you might be confused with the concept of the term... 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9322 Wine for dinner again, then? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9323 'so...Grubhub?' . 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9324 Pizza? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9325 worse case scenario, we could just hire a professional to catch the raccoon. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9326 Like any other man he cant see it, but the window will be my salvation!, she thought. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9327 Honey, I caught Trump. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9328 Dammit David, I told you he was serious about us not touching his posh yoghurt 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9329 🎵 I would, die for, juice. 🎶 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9330 Picked up this idea on Noom. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9331 This ought to keep those Amazon drivers from going the extra mile 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9332 I didn't think butter was so unhealthy for health! 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9333 Yeah, the interior designer happened to be a health freak 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9334 If I have to be on this diet, you have to die too. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9335 did the cupboard just bark? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9336 If this doesn't keep my brother from eating my leftovers, I don't know what will. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9337 Pls don't tell me you forgot the key inside 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9338 I know we've put on a few quarantine pounds, but this seems little extreme. . 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9339 They call it the ‘boobie trap’ diet. I’ve lost ten pounds and two toes with hardly any effort! 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9340 We bought a kitchen for this? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9341 The previous owner had problems with bears and porridge. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9342 Stimulus check well spent 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9343 Ha! That will stop Spot from getting in and eat our dinner before we have the chance! 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9344 Now those pesky spiders have no where to hide. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9345 ‘So you think your phone fell into the fridge while you were rigging this up and you just now realized it?’ 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9346 I thought you liked my cooking. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9347 I see mom started her diet again. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9348 This should help us shed the quarantine weight 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9349 ‘Oh right, so this is the new lockdown they were talking about?’ 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9350 so... takeout? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9351 I understand Peter getting mad at me for drinking his skim milk. But did he have to go THAT far? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9352 The mask just wasn’t cutting it. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9353 Flattening the curve 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9354 ... And now we wait 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9355 #whatsfordinner 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9356 Yes, we should have told the kids we are doing the intermediate fasting diet first 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9357 The hand sanitizer is safe now 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9358 Defund the Police. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9359 It's similar to the eating plan showing up on your Instagram feed, but this one is called Boom! 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9360 ...but doesn't go with the drapes? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9361 So this is what the government does when we don’t spend the Covid cash they gave us. Force us to eat out. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9362 and it has a dishwasher? we’ll take it! 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9363 Food in...securities 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9364 So the hell beast said ‘zul’, then you closed the fridge and this was your response? Sure it wasn’t bad kombucha? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9365 Now this turns me on even more to have some ice cream 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9366 This human-size Mousetrap Game seems...interesting. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9367 when my wife wants to go out for dinner and I say we have plenty leftovers 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9368 it’s called the Bear Diet 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9369 maybe we can grab at least one snack? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9370 it’s the only way to know if you really want a snack 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9371 @susan_supp “They really are trying to help” 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9372 What do you mean you don’t remember where you hid the keys? It’s only been an hour. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9373 So this is the new ‘Try Not To Eat’ Challenge? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9374 And if we get hungry we’ll just eat the keys 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9375 Lockdown Loud and clear! 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9376 They took the mousetrap game to the next level 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9377 If only you had the key... 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9378 Sorry dude, my mom just cleaned. Your house? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9379 You're right. I think it would be cheaper to just have our own Grubhub driver on standb 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9380 Alexa, how do you... 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9381 the only possible way I'll ever follow a diet 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9382 It does keep the fingerprints off the door. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9383 Hank is really fussy about who gets to access his snack drawer, you know. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9384 These Escape Rooms are getting more and more ridiculous! 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9385 As the hospitals are full, order me chinese food for my last meal. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9386 Guess I’ll have to learn parkour now. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9387 The Speaker takes her ice cream collection seriously. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9388 He: I can do it in 90 seconds. She: I can do it in 3! 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9389 guess they’re taking lockdown quite seriously 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9390 I don’t see the point. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9391 How to prevent Covid15 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9392 Karen needed to up her game if she was going to make it on American Gladiator and those 2am kitchen raids weren’t helping either. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9393 We really need to get a new interior decorator 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9394 This is not exactly what I meant by being my weight loss support system 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9395 I'm done, I rather live without an arm 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9396 Okay, you win. We’ll get take out tonight. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9397 I am not sure this is what they had in mind when they suggested “restricted feeding.” 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9398 The Kardashians swear by it 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9399 Now, how do I get my cough syrup? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9400 This diet is going to work for sure 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9401 They say inhabitants tried this during the pandemic of '20 to kill both time and calories 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9402 I mean, that strawberry cheesecake is worth it ... 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9403 It’s #stayathome, not #stayawayfromthefridge, duhh... 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9404 You said you wanted some kool-aid. So dont complain, he's still in the fridge. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9405 Can you grab me a soda? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9406 Milenials can't cook. Not allowed. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9407 All the celebs are doing it, so it must be worth it... 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9408 I doused the Haagen Dazs with rat poison, too, which should—hopefully?—help, if Phase 3 doesn’t go as planned. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9409 So much for “comfort” eating. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9410 It feels like a postmates kind of night 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9411 Just to make sure we keep our social distance. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9412 She’s outdid herself this time, this is too artistic for a stress relief. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9413 Still not as bad as Keto. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9414 Joke’s on them, now I don’t have to do dishes. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9415 The only successful quarantine diet 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9416 Escape room coronavirus edition: “Maybe the key is we have to wash our hands before trying the locks?” 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9417 I dunno, that fridge is pretty resourceful. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9418 The forbidden fridge 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9419 But Escape Room Realtor Came through, no? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9420 I guess diet culture really is more dangerous than I thought... 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9421 Well, you did eat her plums. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9422 I know you wanted to curb your quarantine snacking, but this might be going a little overboard 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9423 We're in lockdown 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9424 I guess this is what we get for not putting up a “No Hunting” sign. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9425 Guess it’s call for pizza ... again. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9426 I’ve been hearing good things about the lock and keto diet. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9427 But do they glow in the dark? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9428 I thought you said we were playing ‘Escape the room’ 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9429 Paleo is cancelled. Instagram is all about the 2020 Medieval Diet. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9430 This should keep us occupied! 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9431 Maybe we can get in through the top 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9432 These prank burglars get more and more devious 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9433 The fridge especially is the most dangerous. It's where the ice cream lives. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9434 One day I will be reunited with my sourdough starter. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9435 Now what about @ubereats ? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9436 Ok, ok I get it. No more sourdough. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9437 i don’t know. what do you feel like? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9438 Ya know, I’m not sure about this quarantine diet after all. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9439 So, should we just order a pizza? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9440 ...but how do we check on our sour dough? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9441 You’re sure the book recommended this kind of baby proofing? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9442 The pudding will never sneak up on us again, dear. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9443 Well, hon, this seems like a extreme weight loss plan 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9444 Ma! Where is the meatloaf?! 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9445 I told you it was very modern. They call it, “apocalypse ready.” 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9446 You’re right, the downstairs doomsday bunker is too small. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9447 Well, you did ask me to help you stick to your diet. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9448 And you thought my Dad was tough. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9449 You are about to see exactly what I would do for a Klondike Bar 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9450 I thought you agreed to try that fasting thing. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9451 Are you sure you want to get married? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9452 Wonderful piece... What’s it saying? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9453 Wow. So...this is intermittent fasting, huh? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9454 What now? I already regret it. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9455 Capitalists have caught us in a dying situation! 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9456 How'd they get in? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9457 It’s just until my quarantine is over 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9458 Finding our way to 2021 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9459 This is what we’ve been training for at CrossFit. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9460 Ok! I'll help with the dishes more often. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9461 Molly was trying to recreate the "Escape Room" experience for Justin, but may have taken it a step or five too far... 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9462 Postmates then? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9463 bae, there is only 1 door i can open now, and its yours 'LoL' 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9464 I told I'd find something fun for us to do at home. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9465 Indiana Jones and the raiders of the lost fridge. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9466 So... how long would an Uber Eats take to get here? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9467 Hmm. Let’s say we take it all down and just eat the ice cream and cookies. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9468 Do you think the spikes are too much? #crashdiets 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9469 I gotta hand it to them, the new weight watcher’s plan is really working 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9470 Better than the alternative. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9471 Well it can't be worse than navigating through those maskless millennials 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9472 Intel still inside? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9473 Must - Not- Eat- While- In - Quarantine 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9474 If only we knew the safe word... 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9475 Those who want to cannot, those you can won't. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9476 Must you leave your bedroom toys all over the place? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9477 Looking at it now, I think 'No chains no gains' might have been a typo on the brochure 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9478 Maybe we should also add a moat ... 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9479 ... I heard her last renters were on a reality cooking show. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9480 So if I get my leg caught in the bear trap, you’d help me saw it off, right? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9481 No honey, kitchen work isn’t that complicated 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9482 Honey, are you 100% sure this is a speakeasy? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9483 The first ten Covid-pounds are the hardest. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9484 It's time to make the saying 'freeze the assets' literally. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9485 Well, you have to give the local restaurants props for their creativity and tenacity during the pandemic. Takeout? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9486 I need to tell you about my control issues. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9487 So, it's a belt and braces and cummerbund approach? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9488 I call it industrial retro reflecting our frontier past 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9489 It's OK, the beer's in the outside fridge. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9490 The tiger must be behind that door -- let's look in a cupboard for the lady" 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9491 What do you think? I'm saying the Ben and Jerry's would be in a bowl within a minute, no problem. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9492 Remind me--what's the plan for when the power goes off? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9493 Couldn't we just take some Adderall? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9494 Our contractor said he preferred not to use a collection agency 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9495 This supports my intermittent fasting, as it takes 15 hours to safely prepare a meal 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9496 Quickstart Noom 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9497 There’s gotta be an easier way to go on a diet! 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9498 Ok. That ought to do it! Take out? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9499 It was a buy 2 get one free sale 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9500 It's called a Houdini kitchen. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9501 These simple kitchen upgrades will help us avoid snacking between meals! 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9502 How big was the mouse that you thought you saw? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9503 Can this be preserved? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9504 That ought to keep them until the schools reopen. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9505 Where did you buy a bear trap around here? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9506 What if we just want to look? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9507 Where did you say you got this idea? Medievaldiets.org? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9508 Wouldn’t it be easier to clean the fridge rather than trying to contain the ecological disaster? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9509 Well I guess we should consider takeout again. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9510 Do they have it in stainless, do you think? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9511 I'm not THAT hungry! 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9512 After you, m'lord! 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9513 What was the artist thinking? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9514 Well, I think this looks sufficiently baby-proofed. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9515 Sorry. I left the beer in the fridge. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9516 I like the tougher approach Oprah's taken with Weight Watchers. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9517 All right, all right. Your mother can visit us now. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9518 Is your new lasagna recipe really that irresistible? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9519 This isn’t a trial balloon for the bedroom, is it? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9520 Grub Hub? Or, maybe the kids? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9521 Feel like takeout? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9522 Why is our roommate so passive aggressive about doing the dishes? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9523 I think Jim’s taking his diet a little too seriously. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9524 What do you want from Uber eats tonight? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9525 This ought to stop the bear from sneaking in and eating your leftovers everynight after you go to bed 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9526 Think that'll hold him? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9527 What's the name of this diet? The Impaleo. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9528 Just wait until you see the nursery. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9529 Humm, staying on this diet will be harder than I thought 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9530 A bit drastic for my covid 15! 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9531 Do you think the kids will really believe it is because we are eating inappropriately, or rather we have no trust in their food habits? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9532 I know it’s for my own good. Now again, have you seen the dog? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9533 I think the key is lockjaw 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9534 Now I think you're bingeing on not bingeing. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9535 I was thinking, let's get takeout tonight. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9536 Wait! Have we thought of everything? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9537 We went too far, let's just let Grandpa out. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9538 It looks like Grubhub is calling my name 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9539 Of course, the realtor did promise no worries about food security. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9540 I guess we're getting takeout. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9541 I thought they outlawed leghold traps. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9542 Did they update the Whole30 program? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9543 I prefer the low-carb diet. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9544 I wonder if the bear traps come in stainless. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9545 This should keep whatever is growing in your forgotten strawberry container from coming out and if it does we're ready 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9546 Okay, but just to be clear: my diet starts next Monday. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9547 Sorry, I had no idea you were so averse to kitchen duties!' 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9548 Did you already pay the ”Stricly Kosher” coarse? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9549 I wish my mom would let my dad go hunting again. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9550 I thought it was your turn to pay utilities 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9551 I call it 'Abolish ICE.' 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9552 This is going to make it really hard to open the fridge. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9553 Do you think this will affect the resale value? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9554 None of these will keep me from the ic cream. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9555 Some days, you just feel so trapped at home.... 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9556 Someone would have to have a lot of skin in the game... 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9557 Maybe this is the diet for me. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9558 You think you could break your old record? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9559 The Houdini -Trapper Diet requires apartment liability insurance. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9560 It's hard to believe! I just saw the dog outside eating hamburgers. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9561 You said let’s try this new diet but.... 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9562 Goldilocks said she saw the Three Bears 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9563 thinking to himself........if I can get over the spikes, avoid the cage trap, through the bear traps and pick all the locks....i can finally have that beer after a hard day at work 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9564 What you do honey is order out! 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9565 The kids said we only get to eat if we clean up the backyard first. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9566 "How's this for a change of pace. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9567 Order in? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9568 So, what should we order? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9569 I say we order out. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9570 I call it The Weight Watchers on the Kitchen Wall. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9571 This piece is a reflection on the encroaching threat of domestic ethnonationalism. I call it, "Summer Bod Ready." 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9572 Hmm. I still don't feel safe. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9573 Don't worry. I stole the key from Mom's purse. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9574 So you based this trap after game that never actually worked? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9575 I mean ordering Uber Eats for the 265th is pretty safe during a pandemic 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9576 Now that's hangry. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9577 I told you we should have asked a neighbor to feed the sourdough starter while we were away. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9578 Your father is not going to like this.... 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9579 And you said yes to house sitting 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9580 Mom's lasagna? It will be worth it. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9581 Oh, you're seeing this? I just thought I really wanted pizza. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9582 We'll get that mouse for sure this time 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9583 Oh c'mon. Don't be a sissy! Those only look scary. But when you walk into them, they disappear - like a miracle! 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9584 I've been reading about aversion therapy. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9585 Looks like we're still stuck and it's gonna have to be the other cabinet yet again, the open one, the one full of booze and pretzels and peanuts... 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9586 It's called "White House Gates" 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9587 Still less work than developing proper eating habits 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9588 This new diet is torture 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9589 That should keep our sourdough at bay, what do you think? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9590 Find a better solution to your late night eating, I can't live with this. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9591 We have got to stop that kid from watching "Doomsday Preppers" 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9592 Well, I don’t think this new diet will prove to be all that punitive... 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9593 I don't remember this from the Airbnb description. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9594 Fine. Maybe giving my personal trainer our house key wasn’t a great idea. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9595 A handsome carpet bomb would tie in nicely. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9596 I think I want a kitchen that's a little more accessible. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9597 I think we need to update our Noom account. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9598 Well if he IS sleep walking will get catch him in the act. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9599 just one butter at a time, okay? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9600 Apparently we breached a trespass notice on the rhubarb crumble. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9601 I already lost 10 lbs just building it. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9602 So what’s our plan for cheat day? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9603 How about we send out for pizza? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9604 Let’s see it try to run now. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9605 This Whole 30 thing has gone too far. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9606 Maybe Mom is going overboard on the whole Paleo diet thing... 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9607 She did non-invasive gastric bypass. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9608 Mental Strength Breaks Barrier. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9609 Remind me again; is this to keep us out or keep the ice cream in? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9610 Maybe we should just get takeout. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9611 It's a new diet that claims to have a 100 percent success rate 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9612 Hmm, looks like they went for function over food. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9613 Which diet is this again? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9614 Hmmm. What do you think? No way will the kids be socialising. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9615 And I placed the keys IN the refrigerator. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9616 They’re calling it the pandemic diet...you quarantine your food for 14 days. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9617 I told you we shouldn't buy this from the Torquemada's. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9618 What would Guy Fieri do? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9619 Shucks, I guess we forgot the mouse and rat traps. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9620 I love what you've done with the place! 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9621 I'm pretty sure it's Donald Trump's tax returns. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9622 Well, we won't have to worry about weight gain during the pandemic. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9623 You could try Weight Watchers, you know. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9624 They really meant for Al Capone to stay on ice, didn't they? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9625 When we catch him's, let's hang him up so all his little mouse friends will know what to expect! 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9626 She says she's over the tofu and now she wants pizza. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9627 If this doesn't work, we'll have to try exercise. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9628 I was thinking maybe we order take-out tonight? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9629 I guess you're serious about the diet 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9630 Those three hearts are certainly a lovely thought But what's with all the Spikes? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9631 Maybe we should have just given it all to the foodbank. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9632 We can't let the Covid-19 diet win. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9633 I am guessing, that tracking did not work?? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9634 In my day we'd call it a man trap. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9635 But it just makes me want more ice cream. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9636 My life coach says this might not be enough. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9637 My stomach is rumbling. Should we order out? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9638 So I figure the leftover pizza is off limits then? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9639 It's way better than keto and intermittent fasting! I've lost over 30 pounds. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9640 I’m on the new Paleo diet. I hunt for gatherers. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9641 I told Mom wolverines don't make good housepets 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9642 Is this because the tapeworm diet failed? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9643 See? I told you this would be easier than getting a babysitter. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9644 Gee ,when your Mom puts your food in quarantine , she’s hardcore. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9645 The rental agent did say bears are sometimes a problem. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9646 No more worries about Tan lines from the refrigerator light. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9647 Please tell me you kept the keys well... 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9648 Smacking has become perilous since mom and dad starting playing Dungeons and Flagons. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9649 Toss a caption in and see if the humorless cartoon judges take the bait 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9650 Well, we knew when we accepted Cubby into the family that bears want food on their own terms. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9651 I’ve cream always finds a way. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9652 And your room mate is a nutritionist? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9653 '' Yep, this is it, 'Stage 3" of the KETO diet, the FAST." 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9654 So, again, what was Millie’s science project thesis? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9655 Ok,maybe this new diet is a little extreme,but Judy said she lost 10 pounds in less than 2 weeks! 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9656 I gained a few pounds in the first month of the stay-at-home order, so I'm going with the new Lockdown Diet designed specifically for a pandemic. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9657 One tiny criticism of your mother's cooking and... 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9658 Well, you can never say that Mom wasn't serious about losing that extra 10 pounds... 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9659 I think you underestimated how much I love ice cream. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9660 They really understand "childproofing" 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9661 I guess the kitchen isn't included in this apartment. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9662 This is good. I'm just worried Goldilocks will show up first 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9663 OK... take-out again. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9664 Looks like mom bought chocolate gelato again. Noma Edwards, Bow, WA 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9665 It's not as if we have our backs to the wall. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9666 It’s not intended to be a metaphor for sex. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9667 Whatever it is, it doesn’t want to share with us. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9668 Try to run now! 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9669 I love the new weight loss plans since the Jennie Craig - Taliban merger 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9670 I hear they have 3 teenage boys. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9671 I have to admit Week 5 of Jenny Craig is a bit of a challenge. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9672 I am starting to second guess hiring One Eyed Willy to remodel our kitchen 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9673 I decided that our kitchen wasn't safe anymore. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9674 So this is all to catch the chocolate cake eating bear? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9675 Do you think that third trap is a little too much? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9676 I find it more effective than the treadmill. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9677 They really don't want guests using their kitchen. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9678 Well, you can’t spell ‘diet’ without ‘die’. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9679 Uh,OK, that takes care of my Mother . . . 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9680 Houdini made it out ... couldn't you try? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9681 It depends. What kind of ice cream is it? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9682 At what point do we give up the notion of creating the perfect mousetrap so we can have cream in our coffee? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9683 OK, I finally agree with you. The name of our Airbnb Superhost Ebenezer Scrooge isn't a nickname. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9684 I think that this would wake me if I walked in my sleep. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9685 Are you rethinking the Video Doorbell, too? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9686 Maybe Dad is dead, after all. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9687 Do you think Susie will find out about her birthday surprise? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9688 I'm proud of you for finding what works for you, hun. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9689 Let's see Ben & Jerry break out of that! 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9690 The Houdini Diet is a bit more disciplined than the Paleo one. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9691 Grubhub tonight? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9692 Should we at least consider a fast?? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9693 I dunno. I think dieting self control would work just as well. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9694 You’re taking a pretty inflexible position on midnight snacking, I see. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9695 It's not working. All the set-up made me hungry. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9696 Tell me again why we did this... 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9697 How about we call for take out? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9698 You could've just told my mother not to put her urine sample in the dairy drawer. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9699 Wow! Mary, you sure give new meaning to the term food chain. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9700 How does this compare to the keto diet? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9701 I just scored meat, pasta, ramen, sanitizer, and paper goods. I'm not taking any chances. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9702 Are you sure the doctor said this would help with my stress eating? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9703 I've found it easier than going paleo. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9704 I think we’re ready for spring break... I really hope so. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9705 At least I won’t have to count calories. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9706 It's the Doctor Doom diet. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9707 Honey, I TOLD you when you agreed to join Weight Watchers with me that they’re really HARD CORE 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9708 Encouragement...Motivation...or Consequences 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9709 I think Jack Dorsey might be wrong about this one. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9710 what if there are leftovers in the dish washer? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9711 How long have you had ants? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9712 No, I gave you the keys. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9713 It's not very welcoming!!! 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9714 What do you think? Have I gone too far? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9715 I think we are ready for our open house. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9716 ...but it’s my cheat day. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9717 It’s the Hannibal Lecter diet 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9718 You should NOT have taken one of her yogurts. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9719 Maybe we could just go to McDonald's. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9720 Just wondering. Do you think it's worth the risk to see what's inside the vault? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9721 It's called the Refrig-e-Raider Pro, and the installer guys said it's guaranteed to stop binge-eaters dead in their tracks. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9722 Should we invite the Donners over? They've been careful, too. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9723 When we were kids, Tommy put coconut on her custard pie 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9724 I'm gonna get the door, I think the pizza's here. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9725 I'm still not convinced the bear trap won't trip the laser 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9726 This is overkill, even for an exterminator. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9727 I’m thinking they may not want us eating anything. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9728 I say we order pizza instead. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9729 Day ten of my Keto Diet 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9730 I'm starting to feel trapped in this relationship. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9731 They're the latest Covid-19 home protection recommendations. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9732 I devised all this from the Marquis de Sade handbook. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9733 What do you say, we go out to eat! 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9734 The soup can't be that bad. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9735 It seems impossible, but we both know your mother will waltz right through this. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9736 It’s called a “smartKitchen”. The Seamless guy installed it for free. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9737 Something escapes me-there is still something missing. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9738 Just how big was that mouse? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9739 The reviews were pretty bad, but your brother Gronk isn't as clever as a grizzly right? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9740 Do you really think I need this much deterrence? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9741 Go ahead... VOTE@ 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9742 Now there is no way I won’t be rocking a hot summer bod. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9743 If Harry is still in there, that means one less for dinner. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9744 How long is intermittent? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9745 I guess the milk has passed its expiration date. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9746 This plan would be foolproof if we didn't have 750 boxes of mac and cheese stockpiled in the hall closet. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9747 He certainly has all the trappings 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9748 Wouldn't meth be safer? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9749 Okay, it can't escape but what are we supposed to eat? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9750 She's on a new diet. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9751 Now we don't have to worry about the baby getting her fingers caught in the fridge door. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9752 Or,wear your face mask. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9753 I’m afraid he’s going to lose more than just little weight! 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9754 Maybe now he’ll lose some weight. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9755 I know she's always sending mixed messages, but if you're really hungry, I'll ask mother for the keys. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9756 It's the only shelter-in-place diet that works. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9757 Stay the f*ck away from my ice cream. Got it? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9758 Do you think it would hurt if I had just one Pop Tart? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9759 Well, brushed nickel goes better with the chains and padlocks but black would look awesome with the spikes. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9760 Fine. You play Indiana Jones. I'm ordering Chinese. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9761 Is this Paleo, Keto, Jenny Craig or Goldilocks diet? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9762 Typical teenager. 'I just want to be alone,' he said 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9763 This isn't going to work. I'll get the lock keys and you move the rest. Let's eat! 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9764 Have you considered trying Weight Watchers? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9765 It’s greener than using poison and pesticides”. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9766 I guest we are at our last Oreo. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9767 OK, but this won't stop Grubhub! 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9768 Your mom has struggled forever with those yo-yo diets, she'll love this! 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9769 You know I ordered delivery... right? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9770 it's the new vegan 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9771 Ok, but you play the bear this time. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9772 If these dietary control measures work,we can start un-funding our grocery budget. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9773 Should we order take-out? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9774 How would you feel about having one of these babies installed over your snatch? Anyone tries to enter you without my permission--SNAP!--no more penis and no more threat to your feminine purity, which your slutty demeanor continually jeopardizes. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9775 Nothing is going to get to my peanut butter sandwich! 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9776 I don’t know about you, but I feel a lot safer now that our rabid, covid-infested badger roommate is trapped in the toaster. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9777 No I wasn’t listening, I was picturing you as a giant drumstick. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9778 What would Houdini do? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9779 Do or DIEt plan. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9780 You could have just told me you don’t like my cooking. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9781 It's a safe, safe, safe, safe, safe, SAFE! 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9782 I guess this is what everyone meant by locked in. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9783 OMG! Which religion is making you fast this way? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9784 I still think 5:2 is a better solution 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9785 He thinks these are easier than wearing a face mask? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9786 It's where my Mom hides the Thin Mints 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9787 This looks like the South Beach Diet on LSD! 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9788 Still trying to knock off those last five pounds, I see 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9789 What happens when we stagger our intermittent fasting once I go back to work? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9790 I'm guessing that the condo owner doesn't want us to eat any of his food. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9791 I thought we were going for a more inviting look. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9792 I was thinking maybe we should go out for dinner tonight. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9793 For heavens sake Doug, there's got to be an easier way to diet. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9794 Honey, it's OK to admit you ate the last of the cake. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9795 I'm tired of the preacher dropping in at suppertime every day. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9796 We better opt for takeout after all. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9797 Wearing a mask instead would infringe on our freedom! 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9798 I thought Keto was working pretty well, but if you say so... 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9799 In Dad's defense, you *did* just say "child-proof." 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9800 Now, they won’t eat my leftovers! 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9801 I meant to get the milk out first. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9802 I see why not many people buy the extended warranty. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9803 These should keep people six feet away from us. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9804 I think that with these minimal changes that we'll finally be able to stay on this new nutrition plan 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9805 Stepping up your diet plan? Yeah. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9806 OK, fine. Takeout it is. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9807 I don't like the escape-room version of mousetrap. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9808 When did you volunteer to be a polling station? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9809 It’s been weeks since you saw that ant: have we over-reacted? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9810 Uber eats...that’s the culprit 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9811 If we can't lose weight now, I give up. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9812 We called the exterminator just in time 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9813 At least it's not one of those trendy, new diets. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9814 I'm afraid nothing can stop a teenage boy. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9815 This is Extreme! Your girlfriend on a "NO SEE FOOD", diet? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9816 Are you sure that it was a raccoon? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9817 is this the secret stairway to the presidential bunker? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9818 Weight loss control for the Paleo dieter 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9819 Time for curbside take out? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9820 Honey, I think we left the keys in the fridg 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9821 I didn’t realize the last slice of cake was that important to you. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9822 I think our plan protecting our food from a bear intrusion was brilliant. Now what?" 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9823 I don't know what I should have expected when you said you had dinner on lock... 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9824 This will keep the damn poets off the plums I'm saving for breakfast! 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9825 The child psychologist said it would be a good test of his problem-solving skills. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9826 It's intermittent fasting, so we only have to set it up on Mondays and Thursdays. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9827 Well, you don’t lose weight without will power. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9828 But I really want a glass of milk. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9829 Honey, I've heard these fad diets have health risks. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9830 Are you sure hiring the guy from Saw to design our diet plan was a good idea? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9831 I'm done trying to reason with the sourdough starter. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9832 This looks great hun, now where's the key? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9833 And....I knew you just hate doing the dishes after. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9834 Do you get the feeling that they don't want us to touch their food while we're housesitting? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9835 Y'know, I still don't think that's enough to keep us from Covid-19 stress snacking. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9836 Where is Tom Cruise when you need him? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9837 Well, no more midnight snacks for sure. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9838 I think we’re good here. Mom is never going to get out of there. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9839 I guess we're ready to say hi to dad. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9840 As you can see, I’m new to this whole “work from home” thing 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9841 Technically, it is currently tenant occupied - and the seller is very motivated. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9842 Perhaps we can just lick the plates in the dishwasher. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9843 Ever since we moved out mom has taken her dieting a disturbing level. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9844 He's not getting out. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9845 Food defending itself in quarantine days... 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9846 And I had always considered food security an overseas issue. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9847 How much more time should we give Houdini before unlocking the door? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9848 Maybe we should just ignore it... 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9849 Your point is as painful as it is obvious. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9850 It’s a killer workout, but I can eat whatever I want! 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9851 GOP gentleman's collection of early virus eradication tools developed and once prescribed by early medicine men who later presumed to be politicians. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9852 It's a prank - everything's empty! 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9853 Well, I guess the escape route could be through the refrigerator, but it seems too obvious! 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9854 This is just when he goes to mailbox, you should it when it goes to the grocery store. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9855 Incentives you say? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9856 SURVIVOR" - Don't miss Season 50 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9857 Wow, it sure seems eerily like Trump lost his battle with the EPA to prevent the contamination of our remaining food supply . . . www.EarthMom.org 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9858 I was thinking, just a sign on the fridge... 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9859 Or we could get a cat. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9860 Finally, a weight loss torture chamber built for success: Take that, COVID-15! 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9861 - no caption necessary- 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9862 I had no choice, the food has gone bad. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9863 This takes intermittent fasting to a different level. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9864 I think we're ready for Uncle Bob. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9865 Chinese takeout it is! 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9866 I call it the Medieval diet. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9867 This should stop your nighttime eating - one way or the other. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9868 And you thought the keto diet was extreme 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9869 I’ve kept the gluten-free items unlocked, but no thefts yet. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9870 Suprisingly, my lockdown diet seems to be working. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9871 Wait! The Feeding Bar Is Missing! 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9872 Towards the end of his life, Houdini performed in front of smaller and smaller audiences. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9873 So this is what you meant by we’re in double lock down mode. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9874 It's the new 'Medieval' diet plan. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9875 I decided against the pit of vipers, too much of a hassle to feed them 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9876 It's called the 'chain reaction' diet 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9877 If Dad gets out, he’s still gonna vote for Trump. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9878 I received a notice from the Refrigerator and Pantry Tenants Union that they're on lockdown. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9879 I called Ghostbusters first, but Scooby-doo was the low bidder.... 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9880 We can invite the neighbors over now. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9881 So ... are we thinkin' take out? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9882 Overkill? I don 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9883 My ex-boyfriends left some bad impressions on my family... 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9884 We forgot the moat 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9885 This kitchen no longer brings me joy. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9886 All this over one missing girl scout cookie? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9887 I feel like maybe we're missing something. A college senior can be a clever adversary. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9888 My mother only wanted a little midnight snack. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9889 So, how's your flat mate doing? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9890 just think about how much we will make from those deranged true crime podcast fans when we tell them that this was dahmer's sex dungeon 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9891 I think Mom’s fitness coach may be overdoing it. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9892 Couldn't we just have thrown the junk food away? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9893 Looks like a stainless steel trap. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9894 The last five pounds can be brutal . . . . 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9895 I dunno. Maybe you should give self control one more chance. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9896 I think we ned to re-consider diet doctors 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9897 And it’s full of tofu. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9898 I thought SM was short for smart 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9899 It'd be more effective if Pizza Hut hadn't just started delivering to our neighborhood 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9900 Might have gone a little overboard for just one cockroach 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9901 It has to be this way until the quarantine is over. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9902 It’s a diet trap 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9903 I think we should've gone with the lava pit. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9904 Still want me to believe your Mother said to make ourselves at home? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9905 Weight Watchers was just way too complicated. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9906 Fifty flavors of gray. I am curious. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9907 Maybe just a little ice cream. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9908 Are you hinting that you don't want me snacking in the evening? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9909 I know you say it works, but what about side effects? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9910 I guess the diet isn't going well as we hoped. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9911 You know, maybe the Paleo isn't such a bad idea after all... 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9912 If this doesn't work I think we should stop trying to diet. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9913 All I wanted to do was chop vegetables and fruit. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9914 Well the brochure did say it was a Houdini floor plan. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9915 Your family is really going to extremes to keep us from bingeing !! 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9916 What about your hairpin? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9917 Are you sure that will keep the kid out of the refrigerator? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9918 I didn’t realize dad was so serious about his Chunky Monkey. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9919 The Inquisition Diet 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9920 Impressive. This does nothing about home delivery, though. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9921 Welp, that oughtta keep mom from ordering more vegan crap. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9922 I’m in to bondage but this is ridiculous! 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9923 I say we eat out tonight 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9924 If this doesn't help us get rid of our Covid19pounds I don't know what will! 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9925 I guess Brenda doesn't want us to use her milk. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9926 I hope missing summer magic camp won't discourage him. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9927 Well I was not that hungry. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9928 It's the new Keto No-Cheato diet. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9929 So that's where he keeps his stash." 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9930 This guy from Yale shows up and one thing leads to another. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9931 I guess this could work for our teen boys 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9932 Hon, I think you miss-read the expiration date--it couldn't possibly have been June 10, 1960 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9933 So, I guess it's a night out again. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9934 Should we tell the children? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9935 Wait till you see what I've done with the bedroom! 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9936 Did you remember to put the milk back? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9937 I'm thinking we should get take-out. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9938 A jigsaw puzzle would have been challenging enough ... 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9939 What would Jenny Craig do? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9940 No, I know you’ll figure out a way. It’s actually to help you cut down on the cocktails. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9941 Its the only diet proven to work during quarantine. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9942 I think you might loose some weight. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9943 No, I'm quite certain it's your turn to get the sandwiches. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9944 She refuses to work with a sous-chef. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9945 You're really serious about this mayonnaise shortage, aren't you? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9946 So I guess it’s eat out. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9947 Now we’ll get to see if dad’s sleep walking is real. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9948 This should cut down on binging! 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9949 Of course I admire you sticking to your diet. But how about take-out tonight? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9950 I'm hoping this works better than my last diet. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9951 They claim this new diet is fool proof. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9952 Are we all set for the open house? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9953 Are you sure it didn't come with batteries? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9954 We have 30 min till she wakes up and another 12 min before she clears the obstacles. So... Yeh 42 minutes. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9955 Her anorexia has gotten worse. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9956 You can't spell D-I-E-T without - well, you know... 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9957 The guy from Weight Watchers installed it yesterday. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9958 I still doubt if this will keep your mother out. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9959 Yes Susan, we just renovated the kitchen, its called Antebellum Farmhouse Chic. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9960 So you are saying, concentrate on snacks that don’t need refrigeration 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9961 I'm still not sure this will keep the kids out of the refrigerator. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9962 They say this is the first step to a killer summer bod 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9963 Um..the vodka. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9964 It's more than a diet. It's a whole new approach to food. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9965 They featured this on Honey Boo Boo. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9966 SkipTheDishes had me at free delivery. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9967 On the other hand, the bratwurst taste just that much better if you make it 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9968 Do you think we still need the cheese? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9969 Toilet paper, maybe? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9970 Did you do this just so I wouldn't find out you ate all the food. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9971 I know but those delivery fees are so outrageous 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9972 Did you have to go this far to stop my mother from snacking?" 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9973 So, take-out pizza for dinner? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9974 Are there really no other ways to start a diet? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9975 Maybe we should just go back to the keto plan. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9976 He’s great to live with. Just a little touchy about his food. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9977 I finally get it - "Fat Lives Matter" 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9978 My head says no, but my gut is telling me it's snack time. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9979 The "Mission Impossible" Diet? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9980 Well, if your mother was willing to respect some boundaries, none of this would be necessary. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9981 Don't you think insecticides were good enough? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9982 Wow! You’ve got some dog! 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
9983 Now that I’ve taken care of the main distractions, maybe now I’ll finally have the time to respond to some e-mails 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
9984 Dude, all those paleo people are posers. THIS is how real cavemen eat! 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
9985 Have you seen the cat? 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
9986 Mom’s really stepped up her game against Dad since the fruit cake incident. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
9987 My parents know you’re not a bear, right? 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
9988 there's GOTTA be an app for this 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
9989 I admire your determination honey, but wouldn’t it be easier to just avoid buying junk food? 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
9990 Would that be enough to keep Donald out of the hydroxy...? 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
9991 This leaves room for more important bad decisions 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
9992 Ouch 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
9993 That mouse is going nowhere 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
9994 This was the only way I could guarantee a workout during shutdown. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
9995 If we don’t eat we won’t have to do any dishes. But hey, we can still wash our hands. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
9996 I'm glad I finally got around to decorating the kitchen! 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
9997 Seems a lot easier when Mario does it... 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
9998 It’s this new Tik Tok challenge 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
9999 I was sick of doing all your dishes that kept piling up. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10000 'It needs something more ... the chains don't fit the concept.' 'That's just your stomach speaking.' 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10001 So are we getting pizza or Chinese? 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10002 Best Before Dates be damned. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10003 If I can't have chocolate pudding, then no one can. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10004 This isn't what I meant when I said 'Brutalism' 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10005 but frog, we could jump over the traps and open the locks! 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10006 Either way we're bound to lose some weight. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10007 Maybe we took the lockdown too far. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10008 Survivor, Covid Edition 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10009 The moat comes in on Thursday 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10010 I thought we’d spice things up and take out the Halloween decorations a little early this year 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10011 The Guide to Politically Correct Cooking: Chapter One. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10012 I could limber up and dance through like François Toulour in Ocean’s Twelve, if you really need something. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10013 is:It was the longest and hardest minute of Earth when both Liz and Vic forgot the 'Safe Word' of their game. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10014 Injecting bleach would have been an easier way to go. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10015 I know we gained weight during the quarantine but this seems a little extreme... 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10016 That should keep the kids busy 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10017 When you spend the last $5 of your stimulus check 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10018 You'd be surprised how determined I can be Phill. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10019 I hope that this will stop Corona from entering our house.... 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10020 I told you not the feed meat to the sourdough starter. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10021 I’m doing this thing where I fast on Tuesdays. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10022 You know, on second thought we really should have gone with the brushed stainless. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10023 So... stripes DO make me look fat? 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10024 Do we swipe to unlock? 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10025 Caption: "Looks like the kitchen locked itself up due to our excessive eating during lockdown." 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10026 This wasn’t in the Airbnb description. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10027 This will definitely work, I saw it on TikTok 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10028 So I’ve decided I do actually want a snack 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10029 Only way to lose weight during this quarantine 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10030 Locked in - inside out 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10031 So I think mom is trying to tell us something... 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10032 Don't look at me. Home Depot said this was their Best Selling security system. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10033 IKEA’s new kitchen features. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10034 But was it a mouse or a rat? 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10035 I know they said ‘lockdown’ but don’t you think we’re over doing it? 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10036 So this is the new medieval diet all the influencers are talking about? 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10037 You said the family is coming at 5? Yea, I think the kitchen is ready. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10038 Honey, I know cavemen didn’t have fridges, but I think you’re taking this whole Paleo diet too seriously. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10039 It’s still better than CrossFit. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10040 Thank god they didn't locked the sanitizer😶 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10041 . They say this was the original Paleo 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10042 And we bought all that toilet paper, why? 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10043 I can’t even fit into my sweatpants anymore 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10044 Its based on the how medieval prisoners ate. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10045 So this is what July looks like... 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10046 I thought we could make quarantine a little more interesting! May the odds be ever in your favor! 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10047 I think these will help my diet. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10048 Seamless said they’ll be here in 15. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10049 this ought to help with your body dismorphia 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10050 No matter what happens in the next few months, I'll never cook again.!! 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10051 It was in that moment the quarantined couple realized they had taken their obsession with Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade too far... 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10052 I swear I didn't see that the sandwich was his. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10053 So do you want to order some McDonalds now? 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10054 Oh yeah, it's a new diet called DIY extreme 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10055 You sure @elcoyotecafe still isn’t open?” @mikesmithfilm @hitchcockblond 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10056 Well, I guess one of us has to go first... 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10057 Lockdown snacks 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10058 So... Seamless? 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10059 appetite for destruction 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10060 So, what do you want on your pizza? 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10061 There are obstacles now? Interesting... 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10062 That must be the Marquise DeSade diet. . 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10063 Quarantine Diet Plan 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10064 Do you think the third lock is a bit much? 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10065 So much for cheese? 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10066 Maybe I’ll just order a pizza 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10067 This diet is going to kill me. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10068 You're right. I shouldn't have used the last of Peter's sriracha. I know that now. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10069 It’s missing something....” “Got it! A meat grinder! 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10070 yeah i'm actually on a diet right now 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10071 Really Brian, it would have been sufficient to have just told our visitors that the kitchen was off limits after midnight. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10072 July won’t stand a chance. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10073 Well, you did ask for zero-deductible, comprehensive coverage. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10074 I just want the batteries. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10075 Im not going to lie. I’m having second thoughts about this diet. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10076 It’s what people are referring to as vegan, I think 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10077 Care to amend what you thought of my casserole? 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10078 There. Now all you have to do is try and stop me. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10079 We woke up in the kitchen saying “How the hell did this sh*t happen?” Drunk in love by Beyonce 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10080 Oprah swears it works 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10081 How do we get to Greece this summer? 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10082 I told you to clean out the fridge, you have no idea how mold can get out of control. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10083 So what should we order for delivery? 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10084 The trappings of 2020 pandemic. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10085 I thought we were past the hunting phase 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10086 So you were really serious about focusing on each other then 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10087 This Corona lockdown is going too far, it is not even a sixpack. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10088 Ok, what was that thing of searching for food outside in the jungle? 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10089 I thought you said this was going to be an escape room. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10090 Kiiiiids, the brownies are for the bake sale tomorrow. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10091 'Let's watch 50 Shades of Grey and call it a night.' 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10092 I don’t know if we need all these chains, but do you think the bear traps convey? 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10093 So do we want to order from DoorDash tonight? 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10094 it’s called the Inquisition Diet 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10095 I think the kids want us to lose weight 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10096 With any luck, we’ll be dead before we eat another snack. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10097 I’m 99% sure there’s a little Chunky Monkey left in there, but we’d have to dismantle white supremacy to get to it. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10098 They look good, don’t they? 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10099 It’s called the “medieval elimination diet” and it’s all the rage in LA. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10100 In that case, let’s just order in 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10101 I think we have a problem with self control 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10102 I think I brought the wrong kind of bagels. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10103 I think the dog is trying to tell us something. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10104 When you said you'd die for a glass of milk, is this what you meant? 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10105 Is more needed to protect the food from Junior? 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10106 At least Mom’s new diet gives us an excuse not to help in the kitchen. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10107 Peanut butter? 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10108 You know Brian, when I asked you to help me stick to my diet, this was not what I meant. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10109 I believe they call it the Houdini Diet. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10110 One scoop couldn't hurt 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10111 Apparently you need to be a real Houdini to get a meal around here. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10112 I thing our new diet is extreme. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10113 Looks good. Take-out? 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10114 I think I left the keys in the car. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10115 Roach baits would’ve been cheaper but I couldn’t be 100% sure it was them rather than my roommate. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10116 Looks like escaping is not going to be easy 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10117 Surely, this should stop us from all that lockdown cooking. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10118 It's got contemporary resonance but I'm missing the timeless quality of Great Art 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10119 Well, they did say it was a co-op. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10120 You think we should try the trunk of the car? 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10121 Looks like my parents failed Paleo and went full Medieval 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10122 Which member of the Justice Dept. missed Barr's last meeting? 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10123 Ok. Delivery, not Di Giorno! 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10124 Houdini had better be careful when he comes out of there 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10125 The bear traps and spikes had their day, Emily, it was grand. All Im saying is that I MUCH prefer, suffocating our victims in the freezer, whilst we fast.. . 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10126 So now we know that the food can't get out... 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10127 Everyone on the Zoom happy-hour call I was on last night is “intermittent fasting”. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10128 It's branded as the Pirates Pirate Diet. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10129 Your mother likes her arugula, ya think? 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10130 Hmm, just not sure they go with the chandelier. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10131 It’s gluten free in extremis. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10132 Perhaps we should just let the kids have their own fridge? 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10133 They didn't inform us about it, but there's clearly a lock-in period to this purchase. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10134 Formidable, yes...but I think the sticky traps better suit our color palette.” 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10135 Dude,I used to get the munchies real bad too,then I switched to CBD. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10136 Your expired tuna sandwich won’t be bothering you anymore. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10137 You're right, I think he holds the key to our comfort. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10138 Did I mention the local locksmith is dead - do you think it is a coincidence? 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10139 This is how I justify going outside without a mask. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10140 It’s either this or send them back to school... 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10141 Well, Mousetrap was my favorite board game as a kid. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10142 It's part of my constant fasting for beginner's plan. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10143 Are you sure about going on the DeSade diet? 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10144 Maybe we should just let little Johnny eat the leftovers... 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10145 Is your roommate a bear? 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10146 It's called the Extreme Diet Plan. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10147 We'd better order out. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10148 Did you check the expiration date on the soy milk? 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10149 I still think yours is better. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10150 I can't help thinking that dad will still get to the alcohol. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10151 I suppose we could switch to paper plates. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10152 I saw it wearing a mask. It could be safe to get the milk. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10153 I've decided to no longer be captive to my impulses. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10154 It’s called the “Jaws of Life Diet.” 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10155 Ha Ha. We put up mouse traps and this is what we get in return. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10156 But, we can still buy ice cream out, right.” 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10157 Psychedelic,whoa. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10158 Guess it's a good thing that neither of us cook. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10159 You know you probably already lost the five pounds, just hauling all this stuff in here. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10160 How long will you be on this new diet? 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10161 I'm thinking curbside for dinner. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10162 The doctor said Dagwood needs to stop late night snacking 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10163 I still think he'll get out again. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10164 You know I can just order Grub Hub right? 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10165 Of course we could just drink red wine. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10166 I don't know, you've gone off your diet before.... 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10167 I dunno. It just looked more threatening at the store. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10168 My personal trainer is out of town for the weekend. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10169 Yeah, I wasn't really thinking about what to do when I hit my target weight. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10170 That's too bad...guess we'll just have to get takeout... 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10171 It's a new diet that relies on subtle psychiatric clues. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10172 I really like the new CrossFit Diet. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10173 This captures the problem of obsessing over body image. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10174 Kitchen lockout encourages us to eat out! 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10175 This diet was only $19.99 for the entire kit! 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10176 Pintrest said it was a great way to lose my Covid 10 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10177 I thought the Covid 19 was the name of the virus? 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10178 Maybe next time you announce anew diet just leave a note on the refrigerator 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10179 All this trap-setting is making me hungry. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10180 Maybe duct tape is a better option 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10181 So I suppose a chicken sandwich would be out of the question? Of course, I see. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10182 There's got to be an intermediate strategy between this and Jenny Craig. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10183 Maybe we should give the Houdini diet a rest and get take-out. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10184 Is this your way of saying you want to order out tonight? 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10185 Couldn't you just do some jumping jacks? 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10186 Childproofed... Check. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10187 Do you think the mice can get in? 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10188 To answer your question, no, I don't recommend having a prepper as a roommate. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10189 It was on a special offer. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10190 Yum, thick creamy ice cream. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10191 Think this will really help our diet? 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10192 I hate it when she starts a new diet. I think this one is called “lumberjack keto” 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10193 Could you get me a bowl of ice cream? 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10194 Sam, are you sure this is what our dietician said will help? 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10195 Sure honey, your mom can come stay with us. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10196 Did you watch 50 Shades of Grey again?! 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10197 Cute babe. Now unlock this shit and give me my white claws. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10198 I’m just not sure they match the curtains. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10199 Yes, takeout does appear to be more convenient. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10200 If there were any ice cream left, I'd say "Go for it!" 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10201 But I thought you were finally getting comfortable with WeightWatchers! 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10202 It's a good start, but our little rascal would crawl through hell itself for his snacks. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10203 Well, nothing else has worked. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10204 Even Weight Watchers has gotten darker during covid. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10205 Oh, that's our other roommate. She gets a little obsessive about her diet sometimes, but she's great. You'll like her. And there's a deli right downstairs if you get hungry. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10206 Weight Watchers has a new program. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10207 Tell me again why you let your survivalist cousin set up our lockdown arrangements. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10208 And you're sure ...that they are BOTH in there?! 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10209 I couldn't afford a Peloton. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10210 You said you didn't wan guests this weekend. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10211 Since the intermittent fasting thing didn't work, let's give this a go. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10212 Ever since that mouse got into your protein drinks . . . . 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10213 Ironically they left the alcohol cabinet unlocked. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10214 I feel like this diet is a trap. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10215 Eating out still seems more dangerous. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10216 I'm a little uneasy about this diet plan. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10217 Okay, grab the camera and let’s get it uploaded to Airbnb 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10218 I never thought I'd hear myself saying this, but I think I prefer our old system. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10219 Ok, so a mommy-blogger I follow swears it helps with intermittent fasting. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10220 No more late night grazing. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10221 Nobody wants your damn Butterfinger. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10222 Worst B&B ever!. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10223 Do you think that two-factor authentication would have been easier? 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10224 So that is how Noom works? 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10225 I think we went overboard on the Passover cleaning this year. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10226 I know they say it only takes five minutes but I’ll know you slaved over it. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10227 Honey...I hope you remember where I hid the keys. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10228 There must be an easier way to diet. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10229 I think this will keep the kids from snacking between meals. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10230 Thanksgiving is at my house this year, and it's gonna be torture. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10231 But it is rent controlled 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10232 I don't think there's much hope for us. I left the coffee in the fridge. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10233 I didn't know dieting was so tricky? 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10234 I know we're only guests, but I'm sure they won't mind if we borrow a little olive oil. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10235 And I thought Keto was bad... 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10236 The all-you-can-eat option sounded attractive in the vacation promo 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10237 I'm concerned Mom's new diet plan may be a tad aggressive. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10238 I think we are good now. Let's order a pizza. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10239 It's part of the Houdini diet. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10240 Another situation unexplained? 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10241 At least our kitchen will stay clean after those Airbnb people check out. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10242 Where is Houdini when we need him? 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10243 Maybe we shouldn't have tossed in the car keys. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10244 So what's the name of this diet again? 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10245 Is this for TikTok...or is he trying to tell us something? 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10246 You'll just be hungry again in an hour. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10247 I told you not to hire her. Her hands-off rule is not working for me. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10248 What if it's only a mouse? 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10249 They’re calling it the Jigsaw diet. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10250 What message are you trying to send? 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10251 Well that should keep the little bugger quiet long enough for us to enjoy the movie. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10252 It's up to you but a chilled glass of white might get me in the mood. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10253 What do you mean you forgot to pack the groceries? 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10254 Well, no dishwashing tonight 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10255 The fridge doesn't want us anywhere near it. Even with face-masks! 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10256 I'm not sure if I sleepwalk, but I'm going to bed with my Dr. Martens 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10257 This new diet is quite dangerous but it seems working ! 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10258 They promise it's more effective than keto... 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10259 I have no idea what this is supposed to be. Do you think it will work? 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10260 I certainly prefer it to my spin class. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10261 Wouldn't it just be easier to sign up for Nutrisystem? 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10262 I can’t tell you how much I appreciate your supporting my diet. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10263 We should have thought this through. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10264 I guess we have to hold off on marinating those shrimp. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10265 Okay, now you can have poker night. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10266 Will the cold ruin all of the toilet paper? 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10267 Looks good. Want to head to the market now? 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10268 Jaws of Life.... 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10269 Did you remember to get the cheese out of the fridge? 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10270 Yes, but in 10 years will it still be in style? 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10271 Impressive, sweetheart. But where there is a will there is a way. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10272 My nutritionist said there’s no such thing as willpower and suggested this method of dieting. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10273 Abandon hope all yer who enter here" 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10274 I'll set the traps off, you get the bolt cutters. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10275 Risk it for the biscuit. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10276 I call it self-control. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10277 I don’t think when the doctor said stop snacking, he meant this. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10278 I call it a reverse Houdini. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10279 Curiosity killed the cat. And we're the cats in this scenario. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10280 Doomsday preppers...when the milk goes bad. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10281 It's the "I Dare You" diet. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10282 Carol & Jack had their purchase protection installed after panic buying cereal. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10283 Told you not to buy anything with live culture. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10284 The seller’s agent said it’s some kind of sadist-chic. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10285 Its the SAW diet 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10286 Wow! Let’s go see the bedroom 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10287 Still no mouse. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10288 I wouldn't call it overkill--my yoga pants are getting tight. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10289 For every Maginot Line, there's a Blitzkrieg. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10290 Well, Locking him in his room didn't work. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10291 I guess we’ll Uber Eats again tonight. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10292 I'm just so tired of the droppings 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10293 Sure, it's a bit extreme, but I'm already down a size in just three days. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10294 Or . . . We could order out. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10295 Oh no! Looks like someone broke into our house 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10296 It's the cat's revenge for us not giving her a sandwich... how funny. BELLA! 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10297 So, how big is the remote? 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10298 Should we leave the hand sanitizer? 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10299 It looked more elegant on pinterest 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10300 When I said there was a rat problem, I was speaking metaphorically. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10301 I say we make a bid based on the owner's preliminary assessment. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10302 The question is - which one of us will fall prey first? 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10303 Well, exactly how good would a cold beer taste right now? 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10304 I take it your brother is coming for a visit again. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10305 I thought I told you to throw out the Stilton. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10306 OK, that takes care of the internal threat. How do we defend against home delivery? 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10307 No take away here, I’m afraid... 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10308 The Dr.Torquemada diet?...never heard of it. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10309 It should be harder for Junior to get his screens this time. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10310 Now that the food chains are secured how will we access the sriracha? 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10311 All this for lox. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10312 I had no idea that a Paleolithic Diet would seem so Medieval. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10313 I'll call for pizza and a locksmith. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10314 The fridge decided it didn’t like being vegetarian so we had to get some protection put in 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10315 They say the sellers took the local Twinkies burglaries seriously 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10316 This is your new diet suggestion? 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10317 She heard the term "cold cash" so she put her allowance in there. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10318 Indy I guess this is where the old greek yogurt was hided. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10319 With bears are getting more common in Iowa, we have to do this. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10320 Um, I think my parents want us to go back to the city now 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10321 This is all Dad. If Mom were trying to get rid of us, she would’ve used a sack and hoisted it up a tree. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10322 This might be just what the daycare center needs...? 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10323 So much for our locks and bangles! 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10324 It's rare to find an affordable apartment with a modern raccoon-proof kitchen south of 59th street 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10325 I call it the M.C. Hammer diet. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10326 Really? This is how we keep ourselves out of the hard seltzer before noon? 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10327 Now, what about about lust? 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10328 Now let's work on the robocalls! 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10329 I told you to stop saying “cheat day.” 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10330 I'm sure the salesman said it came with a User Manual 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10331 Is this what you thought it meant when you signed us up for the Anything Diet? 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10332 Dude, when your Mom puts your Dad on a diet, she doesn't fool around. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10333 THAT should stop the Covid 19. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10334 Let’s give it a go & crack this case! 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10335 We could really use the Mother of Dragons right now... 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10336 Dude, I got the munchies again." 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10337 How many pounds does our roommate still wants to lose? 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10338 You would think he would have just put his name on that sandwich. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10339 Do you think we will be able to catch whoever is stealing the Oreos? 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10340 But, we love ice cream. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10341 So, you invited the Houdini's to dinner? 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10342 Senate Cafeteria 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10343 That should protect bird feeder from the squirrels. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10344 I call it Keto-plus. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10345 The price is in our range, but I think there's a bear problem. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10346 Hasbro has really stepped up their game. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10347 Well, at least it’ll put an end to the sleep-eating. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10348 We might have overdone it on the mouse trap. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10349 These elimination diets are getting a bit too extreme. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10350 The "quarantine productivity pack" we ordered is a tad aggressive. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10351 The morning after their roommate starting intermittent fasting. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10352 I know the diet is working but I feel trapped. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10353 It’s my new self-guided post pandemia diet 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10354 I’m pretty sure it would’ve been easier to just get rid of all the junk food. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10355 Seems sufficient for 24 hours of fasting! 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10356 Mom? When’s lunch? 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10357 I’m glad you’re reading, but The Hunger Games isn’t actually a diet plan. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10358 I don’t know about this housesitting gig. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10359 Weight Watchers keeps modifying their strategy. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10360 I know we are a little short of milk 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10361 You said you found the person to set up our escape room on Craigslist? 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10362 Next time lets just not buy the ice cream. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10363 Lockdown - day #293 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10364 I'll make a reservation. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10365 Mom must be starting a new diet again 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10366 Would cheese work? 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10367 But, would Ai Weiwei like it? 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10368 Do you really think that's enough for New York cockroaches? 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10369 Joey won today’s class challenge of who can drive their parents the most crazy. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10370 And yet we’re still missing a pint of strawberries. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10371 What do you say we just order Thai tonight? 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10372 We forgot about delivery. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10373 Looks like you've tried hard to put me on diet, if diet stands for disaster in every trick. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10374 I'm still not sure that it's enough to stop a teenaged boy. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10375 Well, the website indicated that the kitchen would be extra. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10376 Tell me again why you put them inside the house? 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10377 So, are they locking their kid out ... or in? 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10378 Grandpa was a very private person. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10379 I can't wait for the Minotaur to get here tomorrow – we'll finally be finished! 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10380 You think this will finally catch that mouse? 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10381 It's working but I'm concerned it's not baby-proofed. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10382 Would a garden fresh zucchini satisfy your snack craving? 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10383 Do you think this is Overkill? It's only a diet. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10384 But is it enough incentive for us to lose weight? 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10385 Joanie's diet is really working. I wonder what her secret is. She won't tell me. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10386 You only get one meal a day; a guy comes with the key at 5 p.m. and gives you fifteen minutes 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10387 As recommended by my life coach but the bear traps seem to be a little overkill. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10388 So how’s the new Weight Watchers program going for you ? 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10389 They say the virus survives at low temperatures. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10390 I know it looks severe.......but my girlfriend swears she’s lost 15 pounds on this plan” 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10391 In retrospect, this was ill-advised. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10392 Watch your step, Mom’s on a new diet called, “Snap, Crackle, Stop” 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10393 Seems as if it’s a lot of trouble just to lose five pounds. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10394 Pizza delivery tonight? 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10395 This must be the new sadist diet. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10396 I want a divorce. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10397 We're kinda in a Home Alone situation 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10398 It’s the new North Woods diet. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10399 I think that'll keep that filching' Arthur out of my beer! 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10400 This is way easier than paleo. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10401 Refrigerator? I hardly know her! 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10402 Would takeout be safer if we wore face masks? 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10403 I am serious this time. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10404 The coroner concluded it was malnutrition. Looks to me like a classic case of eat out or die. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10405 So,exactly how hungry are we? 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10406 At least this only relates to one form of abstinence. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10407 Do you think it sends the wrong message? 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10408 Maybe it is a bit extreme but I hate when someone finishes the last cookies and ice cream. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10409 Okay, so one time so I understand. You want to lose fifteen pounds so you don't want to raid the refrigerator, and you need my help? 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10410 It's the impaleo diet. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10411 I told you not take my yogurt. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10412 Think these things through, Jerry. Now we're just going to spend more on take-out. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10413 Looks like we'll have to go out to dinner. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10414 Kind of makes me hungry. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10415 But do you think it's enough? 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10416 Even if we don't get this freaky steroidal mouse, we will certainly cure your sleep-eating! 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10417 shall we call for delivery? 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10418 I can’t take it, either. But I saw something in a movie. I think we can swing on the cage, hang upside down on the refrigerator, take the pick from our mouth, jimmy the locks, use the chains to set off the traps......Wait. Where are the lasers? 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10419 I think it means . .a family night out . .or someone goes 'Rona Party . . 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10420 Is this your way of telling me I've exceeded my allotted Covid-19 ten pounds? 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10421 Perhaps those Soldier of Fortune childproofing tips weren't such a good idea after all... 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10422 Okay, so I think I have a plan to help us stop eating... 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10423 See? No need to brave grocery shopping as often! 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10424 Are you really That hungry, Harry? 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10425 Too bad your last name is not Houdini . I will call for a pizza . 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10426 Okay. Tonight. Take Out. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10427 I don't see how improving food security will help address world hunger. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10428 Your weight loss plan seems a bit excessive. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10429 Those Girl Scout Cookies ended up costing us more than $4.00, that’s for sure! 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10430 Alll this? just to help you avoid temptation and keep up with your diet?? 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10431 Are you certain this is the way to baby proof a apartment? 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10432 Apparently, the lock down includes craft beer... 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10433 Carol found the perfect way to repurpose the kink gear that she and Bryan no longer used to help them lose those quarantine pounds. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10434 Maybe it's easier to call GrubHub than find the key. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10435 You know, Macauly, it was just a movie." 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10436 Maybe this will stop you from sleep-eating 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10437 But I still have a mini-fridge next to my bed. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10438 To top it off there is a king cobra inside one of cabinets. That’s the secret to this diet success. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10439 think of it as externalized self-control 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10440 Weight Watchers say they are sick of your excuses... 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10441 On second thought, this diet plan might be a bit too extreme. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10442 It's my "No Will Power Needed" art installation and diet plan. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10443 They say the milk of the cheese comes from 100 endangered donkeys. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10444 Every day, my roommate free solos up a mountain of unsellable Nick Swardson DVDs behind a Best Buy in the suburbs and he’s very serious about me not drinking his 12 celebratory Gatorades. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10445 I guess she isn't going to share the pumpkin roll huh? 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10446 Let''s see if Junior can make it past this tonight. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10447 Maybe it would go better in the bedroom. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10448 I'm skeptical of this new Weight Watchers program. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10449 Let’s just do take-out. Denise Bencivengo Hamilton, NJ 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10450 I saw mom and dad talking to Chip and Joanna... something about repurposing this space from a 24-hour self serve meal plan to a... um, kitchen? 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10451 I think we need like a rabid raccoon tied up to the cabinets, or something; because I can definitely get through all of this... 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10452 I wonder if the light is still on. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10453 Well, if you're sure it's no trouble... 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10454 "I read that some of the grad students at M.I.T. decided to scale up the Easy Bake Oven." " 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
10455 yeah no, it says all right here in chapter 2 of my intermittent fasting book 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10456 It’s abstract, a bit derivative but I get it now. #art 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10457 I can't believe this was the lowest level of security they offered 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10458 Are you sure it’s just as bad outside? 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10459 Epitome of "Lockdown". Quite literally though! 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10460 You have some serious diet restrictions 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10461 I told you Keto would be easier. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10462 Man, I think we'll have to call in the national guard to get rid of these roaches. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10463 This isn’t what I meant when I said I wanted a “bear claw” 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10464 Oh no! Who could’ve done such a thing? I guess we’ll just have to get take out. Oh well. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10465 Wouldn’t it be easier to just stop buying groceries? 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10466 I guess IKEA showrooms feature the Scandinavian way to promote social distancing 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10467 Oh I know where my peace of mind is at 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10468 I’m determined not to gain the Covid-19. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10469 I’ve been looking all over for one of these! 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10470 Wouldn’t it make more sense to just put the jewelry in the safe? 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10471 I'm not really hungry... just snacky. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10472 Do you think we did the child-proofing right? 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10473 Stop complaining you’re hungry! Just get something to eat. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10474 So... Narnia has extended a travel ban.” 🤷🏻‍♀ 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10475 - What’s our son going to eat now? - Don’t worry. He’s hibernating. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10476 It’s all local 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10477 Now I just need to forget the code to my phone and I might get some work done. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10478 If the bear traps were full price, we were probably better off getting the Peloton. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10479 Interior Design Trends 2020 - The Kitchen Edition 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10480 The trivial pursuits of modern life do not outweigh the crushing burden of existence. We must not only embrace death as inevitable, but as an old friend we rush to with open arms. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10481 It’s your turn to wash the dishes 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10482 The only way to diet during Quarantine!! 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10483 We’re married, I shouldn’t have to worry about you eating my leftovers. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10484 Well, yes, I do think this is your best design so far. When did we schedule testing again? Probably better push that out a few more days, don’t you think? 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10485 That @berniesanders platform looks a lot less radically now that we think about it... 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10486 The previous owner wasn't a fan of an open concept 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10487 This is NOT the diet I agreed to. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10488 Have you seen the cat recently 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10489 I’m not sure honey. Do you think it’s enough? 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10490 Can I offer you something to drink or eat? Coffee? Tea? 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10491 After the sourdough starter fiasco, we can't be too careful. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10492 Escape rooms: quarantine edition s 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10493 They said no indoor dining. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10494 So if this works, we should be able to keep to our diets. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10495 Hm,ok so...you're sure this was prescribed by your dietician? 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10496 First it smelled funny. Then it turned green. Now it’s taken hostages. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10497 But Oprah said we could still have bread, right? 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10498 The estate inventory after Houdinis death turned out to be a complicated matter. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10499 OH HONEY! I FORGOT TO TELL YOU THAT MY REASON FOR DIETING IS NOT LIFE THREATENING . . . . . "I KNOW . . . . I JUST WANTED YOU TO WASH YOUR HANDS FIRST. . . . " 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10500 So... I guess the pictures online weren’t of the actual unit... 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10501 How the point system work on this? 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10502 Food for thought 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10503 That’s one way to drop your COVID-19. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10504 Nah!, I'd rather take COVID anyday 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10505 I told you the pandemic would push us towards cannibalism, now here we are.” 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10506 I not sure if this is what the doctor meant when she said to, ...get more iron" kercaptio 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10507 That oughta stop the cat. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10508 Well I guess that’s no more baking banana bread. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10509 This isn’t what I meant when I said I wasn’t a fan of open concept 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10510 The kitchen is a little dated 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10511 This is worse than coronavirus 💟 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10512 This escape room seems a bit personal. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10513 Believe me, you don't want Hannibal Lecter inside your head. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10514 Well.. quarantine’s going on a little longer than expected 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10515 ‘I still prefer the Cotton Ball diet!’ 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10516 I think Corona won’t catch us”. By the way is Uber Eats dropping of at the door 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10517 But it is only $1250 a month 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10518 I don’t like the kinetic energy in here 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10519 I told you Nick, we are too old to continue living in mom's house 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10520 So Atkins didn't work... So now let's try the 'next of kins' diet. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10521 Now Bobby can’t eat all the ice cream!” - Elliott Testo 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10522 It’s only a juice cleanse. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10523 I know they’ve been getting aggressive, but do we really need all this just to keep bears from stealing our food? 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10524 I know he’s trying to eat less, but this is a bit extreme. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10525 This Airbnb is the strictest we’ve ever been to 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10526 I hate to say it, but at the end of the day, it is what it is. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10527 Now I see why Uber Eats entered the kitchen renovation space. No choice but takeout. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10528 That should take care of Bobby's imaginary friend. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10529 Better safe than sorry. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10530 They guarantee it will cure your sleep-walking. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10531 When was the last time you saw the keys? 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10532 If that starter gets out again we’re finished 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10533 OK, I'm with you: We get something delivered. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10534 Weight-Watchers was so much easier 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10535 These pregnancy cravings sure have her doing some weird stuff! 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10536 what time do you suppose the supermarket closes? 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10537 They say I keep eating my feelings; well joke’s on them, I don’t have any feelings now 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10538 One more time...It is definitely Dark Chocolate ice cream in the freezer. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10539 Do you think they'll still give us back our security deposit?" 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10540 I guess we'll have to order take-out. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10541 Remember when Mom had to force us to eat? 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10542 Hun, I still think we should have just called animal control. Don't you think this is a bit over the top for one pesky raccoon. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10543 On second thought, do you really think that one could HOLD your mother? 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10544 The Coronavirus can get in now only over our dead bodies. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10545 America is now safe. That Covid creature has no hope of escaping. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10546 That must be one helluva cockroach. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10547 Don't you think this was overkill? 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10548 Order takeout? 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10549 Maybe you’re right. Maybe the keto diet is a better idea. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10550 I agree, this should cut down on snacking, but how am I going to make dinner? 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10551 This is going to be a bitch to child proof 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10552 You're SURE you heard a voice say, "Zhoul?" 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10553 Oh, and eight glasses of water a day. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10554 Phase 4 reopening is tomorrow. Do you remember where we put the keys? 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10555 I so love traditional sayings. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10556 You found this diet on the Internet? 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10557 I know he is a growing boy. I know he gets hungry. But I might need something too. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10558 Jenny Craig stopped by. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10559 What did you say this diet was called? 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10560 So, this is the Indiana Jones Diet 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10561 So, this is how you secure prize-winning Brussels Sprouts! 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10562 What say we go out to lunch instead? 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10563 I always confuse the ‘best by’ and ‘sell by’ dates...sorry. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10564 Will power? 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10565 Well, for an unopened pint of Cherry Garcia, I think it's worth trying . . . 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10566 Don’t you think this is a little overboard for one mouse! 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10567 I asked Wile E. Coyote to help us out with the diet... 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10568 No laser beams? That's a piece of cake for Tom Cruise. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10569 Shoot! I left the keys in the refrigerator. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10570 Did we go to far with the bear traps? 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10571 On the other hand, Hamilton is on. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10572 You're absolutely sure it's tiramisu... 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10573 This is part of the new diet plan. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10574 And while you’re in there can you grab the pickles? 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10575 I said we were going Key-to 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10576 It seems to be working. I've already lost 5 lbs. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10577 How'd you get her out of the house? 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10578 And the best part about this diet? I also lose my keys a lot. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10579 Forget will power, let’s try won’t power. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10580 Atkins was easy compared to the Bear Grylls diet. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10581 Bet they never thought of the liquor cabinet. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10582 In heaven there is - also - no beer. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10583 You said your grandpa was a ranger at Jellystone Park? 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10584 This diet should actually work. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10585 No. The world will not make a beaten path to our door. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10586 At least no more leftover lasagnas for dinner. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10587 It probably would have been easier if you just cut out my tongue 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10588 No...You can get the Haagen Dazs 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10589 New Covid Escape Room. “Where did we put the kids?” 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10590 Jenny said she lost 10 pounds in a week. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10591 'This might still be easier than retrieving the password.' 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10592 Either he's not a fan of his wife's decision to remodel their kitchen or he's started some perverse diet. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10593 You know I'd rather not eat anything. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10594 Just trying to prevent the Quarantine Fifteen. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10595 Is this another one of your fad diets? 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10596 I know you want to lose the quarantine weight, but how are we going to feed the sourdough starter?" 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10597 What do you think? This is my latest weight loss system. I call it ‘DIEt’. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10598 The exterminator says we have one heck of a rat problem. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10599 I think they want to catch us with a hand in the cookie jar 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10600 This should help us social distance from the refrigerator! 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10601 ... but it comes installed 'as is' - no deletions. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10602 Yup, I guess it's going to have to be take-out again. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10603 I heard that much of the success attributed to this diet plan is actually due to the loss of limbs. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10604 OK, we're really DIE-ting this time. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10605 Did you forget to feed the cat? 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10606 Was this in the Airbnb Listing? 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10607 Under normal circumstances this would work as the best food suppressant ever but the flaw in this macabre set up is both Karen and Brad have cell phones with the pizzeria on speed dial. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10608 Keto-Temple-of-Doom, cheat day isn’t worth it 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10609 This Noom plan is pure torture. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10610 Laugh all you like, but so far I’ve lost 50 pounds. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10611 Something smells. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10612 This all springs up if you haven't emptied the dishwasher. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10613 Are you sure this is Jenny Craig? 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10614 I may have forgotten to mention that my brother's name is Harry. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10615 So..this is what happens if we don’t wash the dishes. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10616 At least the bathroom's unlocked at this Airbnb 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10617 Wearing a face mask all day in the kitchen wasn’t working! 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10618 Well it's less risky than a trip to the grocery store. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10619 Definitely our most effective weight-loss program, but we're just not sure how marketable it is. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10620 Do you think this will really discourage us? 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10621 You say it's a Houdini strain of rat? 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10622 That ought to do it. Unless, Mom's a friend of Harry Potter. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10623 Makes the dishwasher and microwave seem rather superfluous. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10624 Airbnb disqualified this unit. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10625 On second thoughts, too late for one more? You can wake me when things are less great again. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10626 Yeah, when Mom's on a diet, mealtime is really a bummer. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10627 So I’m guessing it’s take out again ? 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10628 Wait! They still back up the 30 pounds in 60 days weight loss guarantee even if one of their padlocks malfunctions? That's a pretty good deal. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10629 The nutritionist did guarantee results. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10630 Karen, can imagine 'food insecurity' now? 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10631 Well, we could eat out. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10632 I'm starting to feel frigid 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10633 I prefer the old approach - exercise more and eat less. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10634 You know I think we have a sniper in the garage.... 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10635 He doesn't wear a mask. Why do you think he'll come here? 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10636 I know your mom is stockpiling, but this seems like overkill 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10637 My dad's really nervous about heading back into the dating scene. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10638 I told you not to use her milk... 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10639 It's good! What shall we call this diet? 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10640 Why am I suddenly in the mood for lox? 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10641 Well thank god the sink has a pizza spigot! 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10642 Diet? What diet. This is what’s left from my S & M collection. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10643 The realtor said this house has been in the Houdini family for years. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10644 Do we still have that freezer in the basement? 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10645 I think there's other ways we can keep Billy from getting our spumoni ice cream." 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10646 That refrigerator is such a tease. You know he wants me in there. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10647 And you're sure this is easier than confronting fat-phobia? 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10648 Exactly how big is this mouse? 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10649 Mom has gotten serious about making us fend for ourselves. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10650 Honey, maybe we should have read some of those reviews before we signed the VRBO contract. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10651 Who did this to us, your mom or mine? 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10652 I guess there weren't any index cards to right "do not eat" on 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10653 Woman: Do you think racists will stay in their closet this time? Man: It's a refrigerator, Karen! 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10654 Wow, it looks like Karen is finally serious about trying to lose that extra quarantine weight! 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10655 Sooo... Should we order a Pizza? 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10656 Keeping it all locked up is just a matter of willpower. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10657 Less is indeed more! 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10658 What if the carmel ice cream still escapes? 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10659 It's the new hop-til-you drop dead diet. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10660 Are you SURE that’s a ‘meow’ you’re hearing? 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10661 Legalized pot has its' downsides 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10662 So, is that where you keep the carbs? 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10663 So, you’re really serious about this diet, eh? 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10664 I think the team will get the message. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10665 Of course we'll loose weight! 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10666 Geez, Joe really doesn’t know how to share... 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10667 And that's why I come to IKEA for the food." "Think like a squirrel. Think like a squirrel." "So, you're not lying. It's totally jam-packed with ice cream and craft brews?" "Boo, this open house is really starting to creep me out." "A trap? No way. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10668 So...do you think your parents might've left an Easter egg? 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10669 That new diet of his did say “ironclad guarantee.” 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10670 If we can keep him in there until after the election, I think we'll be ok. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10671 Do you know who did this?! 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10672 Looks good, now go get the mask. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10673 Apparently, quarantine at Mom's was officially over. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10674 Mom forgot we can just order food with out phone 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10675 Gee Steve, when you said the new kitchen was going to be magical, I thought you meant an LG fridge. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10676 I accidentally locked the keys in the fridge 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10677 Well, I guess it's take-out tonight" 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10678 And yet, I'd still like a bit of a snack. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10679 I there a note on the air bnb guest sheet? 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10680 They're evil I tell you!Evil Incarnate!!! 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10681 So I see you opened the large box from Nutrisystem. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10682 You know what, let’s just do takeout again. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10683 A chain is only as strong as it’s weakest link 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10684 But will the house cleaners think we suspect them of stealing food? 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10685 Part II: unistal iFood. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10686 You always amaze me, why don't I just wear a coat of armor and you can try out that new chastity belt. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10687 I see your Mom is overprotective in other areas too. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10688 Much cheaper than one of those gimmicky weight reduction programs. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10689 But I left my stomach in the fridge 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10690 Hmm, where should we put the cheese? 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10691 The realtor said Harry Houdini once lived here. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10692 This diet might be the first one ever to work! 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10693 To think our daughter invented the booby trap! 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10694 Bye bye quarantine body, hello summer body. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10695 Dude, it's like, aw fuck. I don't even like White Claw. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10696 I suppose that's one way to guard your yogurt... 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10697 I am really glad we decided to baby proof" 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10698 As a famous reptilian once said, now we have will power. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10699 There. That’s better. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10700 Larry, you are taking this Corona virus Armageddon prediction way too seriously. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10701 Well, there is always fast food. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10702 Dr. Now said the show's producer will pick it up tomorrow. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10703 Don't you think you've gone a little overboard with this new diet? 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10704 I do think you’ve taken this lockdown just too far! 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10705 Do you think we have too much food security? 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10706 It's a gentle reminder to maintain our farm to fork values. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10707 They should have 86’d you 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10708 Or we could just not buy anymore Dove Bars. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10709 Honey, I'm not sure it really IS a better mouse trap. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10710 Still seems easier than the Penn Jillette diet." 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10711 It's a peaceful protest. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
10712 Just incase for our unwanted guests 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
10713 So.....post-mates for dinner? 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
10714 You sure you don’t just want takeout? 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
10715 we could’ve just caught the spider and put it outside 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
10716 Now all we need is a safe word 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
10717 Make Appliances Great Again 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
10718 My parents don't like when I snack between meals 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
10719 Well it looks as if we have a few options 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
10720 So are we waiting for Bill Murray to handle Zuul or is this how we’re going to actually do that intermittent fasting thing? 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
10721 My diet is going exceedingly well today! 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
10722 I'm willing to risk it. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
10723 I decided to take a risk on my diet, this time i’m sure it would work! 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
10724 Can we defund the food police too, while we’re at it? 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
10725 Do you think this one will help me forget about the news? 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
10726 I've lost my forefathers here but I open this just to check there's no food left 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
10727 They said you could lose around 100 lbs in fat or in limbs, depending on your resolution 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
10728 I don't know, honey, do you think this diet might be just a little TOO extreme? 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
10729 This is not what I meant when I said I wanted to get into BDSM 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
10730 After careful consideration, we decided on a hands off / feet off approach to our weight loss goals for 2020. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
10731 I told you but you didn't believe. It's not hunger, it's boredom 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
10732 @greggawallace @chris.bavin "i think we've ticked the box on tailoring #eatwellforless to a US audience - Eat Well for Less Extreme" 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
10733 Maybe ‘express your emotions’ wasn’t the best interior design advice. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
10734 We low on milk? 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
10735 There has to have been a better use for mom's stimulus check. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
10736 You did say that ordering out was reserved for emergencies. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
10737 And you’re still hungry, huh? 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
10738 So it’s called the keto diet 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
10739 Its the new Stay At Home Cross Fit course. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
10740 So I forgot to take out the milk... 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
10741 Did the Weight Watchers Escape Room come with any clues? 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
10742 Houdini Diet? 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
10743 I’m used to your eyes being bigger than your stomach, but this... 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
10744 Maybe next time wait till I unpack the groceries. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
10745 This should finally cure Aunt Agatha’s midnight snacking. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
10746 Lock down 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
10747 Didn’t the Torquemadas say “just help yourself”? 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
10748 Rover can go out the back door. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
10749 Good...now let’s get started on our carry out and delivery barricades. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
10750 It's not how he gets out, it's how he got in. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
10751 After all this, I couldn't afford any food... 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
10752 I have a workaround 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
10753 We need a zoom meeting with Houdini.. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
10754 There was no other way to stick to my diet 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
10755 You’re right, maybe I overdid it a little with my new diet plan. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
10756 Maybe Mom isn't really visiting her sister in Akron. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
10757 They're teenagers ... they won't even SEE the dishwasher. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
10758 Yoo-hoo, I'm right behind you ... and I have the yoghurt! 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
10759 Damn typo Carla... the invite said ‘chopped foot fetish’ - not food! 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
10760 We should make our offer for the house valid only if cupboard stays 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
10761 Let’s call Rube Goldberg. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
10762 It’s your turn to make the coffee. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
10763 This diet's been working great, but I was thinking maybe takeout tonight. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
10764 OK, but where are the bagels? 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
10765 They say this non-food diet is extreme, but it looks like it might work. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
10766 I think this diet’s gonna work. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
10767 Wow, they really meant it when they said to shop before moving in” 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
10768 50 Shades of Weight Loss! 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
10769 Ah Jeez honey, is this another health fad? 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
10770 It's either this, or the kids will consume our mortgage payments. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
10771 I put the keys in the refrigerator. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
10772 Now can we get a bear? 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
10773 OK. We’ll try it. The “Noom” app said it would work. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
10774 Let's get the slice instead. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
10775 First the internet, now this. Mom and Dad are sure getting tired of this sheltering in place stuff" 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
10776 I think this will finally get the impulse snacking under control. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
10777 Perhaps they had reservations about advertising a 'full kitchen' 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
10778 It makes me uncomfortable when he practices at home. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
10779 ... didn't he say he would publish his tax returns this year ? 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
10780 Face it, Bobby. Your Mother doesn't want me in her kitchen. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
10781 My sugar dependency doesn’t warrant Houdini. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
10782 Damn... we forgot about takeaways. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
10783 Do you think people will get it? 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
10784 Think this will work before summer’s over? 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
10785 Guess the warranty has expired. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
10786 This will get rid of that COVID fifteen! 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
10787 We'll still snack if you still have the keys. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
10788 Or, we could just do Jenny Craig. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
10789 The kids really want take out. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
10790 The IRS will never guess that you have it all stashed in the cookie jar! 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
10791 Pizza or Chinese? 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
10792 The Clorox and Lysol are safe! 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
10793 I like the one in the middle. I don’t know, it just speaks to me. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
10794 VRBO did say there were some extra loving items with our rental..... 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
10795 While I admire your commitment, I'm just not sure our worst carbs are in the fridge. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
10796 You know,when he said he had a steel-trap mind I thought he meant something else. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
10797 Believe me it's cheaper than Weight Watchers. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
10798 Well, now we have to get takeout. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
10799 Now I am wondering whether we have room in our budget for a moat ? 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
10800 Honey, couldn't find these in matching stainless steel? 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
10801 They'll never get at the food we have stashed away! 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
10802 But now I need something sweet. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
10803 I love the challenge of cooking at home! 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
10804 It's the fundamentalist approach to weight loss. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
10805 All right Babe, your mother can visit again this summer. But if this doesn't work that is the end of it! 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
10806 Now we have protection against COVID-15. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
10807 „After a while the Danes actually sold him a part of Greenland.“ 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
10808 I don’t know....looks like a lot of protein. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
10809 Yes, it’s very intimidating, but I really don’t want your protein shake. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
10810 If this doesn't stop our raids, she's threatened to take drastic steps. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
10811 Sigourney Weaver will never get out of this! 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
10812 It’s dad’s latest diet. He calls it the game of moans. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
10813 Yes, I know that jaw traps are illegal, but It’s 2020 and needs must. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
10814 It is the all-metal diet 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
10815 Aren't you getting a little extreme with Emerson's advice about building a better mousetrap? 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
10816 I realize that we have put on the "CORONA 15" , but don't you think that going on a diet, instead, would be more reasonable? 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
10817 So keto failed... 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
10818 It may be awkward, but we wanted to have our apartment pesticide-free.... 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
10819 That fourth lock might be too much. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
10820 Are you sure this was part of the diet plan? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
10821 Huh. I thought it was a style of music. Are you sure? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
10822 Is butter a carb? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
10823 Sourdough gone awry? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
10824 You know what, we may have gone over board with these mouse traps. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
10825 -That was fun; I mean, easier to do than wearing a mask... right? Let’s eat and drink out! -It’s bewildering to ignore your genius! 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
10826 I know it’s 2020 but this seems extreme 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
10827 Well, I guess we can go outside.Where did we keep those masks again? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
10828 Marina Abramović meets airbnb. ❤️ #marinaabramovic @abramovicinstitute 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
10829 I’m sorry, honey, but I feel your love handles really have an impact on my libido. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
10830 You really think this is going to keep Zuul out? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
10831 We should have never started this Paleo diet 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
10832 Methinks the bears are on to you, Goldilocks. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
10833 Mom expecting company? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
10834 I hate Air B and Bs 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
10835 Yeah, I 'm not sure the Houdini Diet is right for me! 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
10836 We should never have let him watch Game of Thrones 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
10837 Sooooo, should we order out? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
10838 I don't know, rats are pretty clever. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
10839 You are right that should keep me from late night snacking. Want to go out for gelato? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
10840 Shoulda had a V8 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
10841 It's called the No Willpower Needed Diet. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
10842 I am known for my personal discipline and self control. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
10843 I’m hungry, but not enough to risk spending the rest of my life imprisoned in that laundry basket. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
10844 Well, I wanted a snack, but I forgot the safe word. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
10845 Perhaps they would prefer that we not snack between meals. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
10846 My new diet plan requires absolutely no willpower. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
10847 You sure this is the best way to lose 5 pounds? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
10848 I like it! High Kink. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
10849 well we can rule out the chunks, now we have to be drunks or hunks. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
10850 So I guess this explains how Grandpa finally lost the weight! 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
10851 Can’t we just get a gun? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
10852 Isn't counting points easier? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
10853 No pain, no weight gain. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
10854 You know I already took the starter out for the first leavening though don’t you? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
10855 \What do you think....it could be a trap. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
10856 Wha'd'ya think? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
10857 They say this is the next step after 50 shades of gray......how do you feel about that? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
10858 but I am not on your diet 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
10859 I know Pam was 'chubbin' up' during this pandemic, but George's idea of dieting has a little too much die in it. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
10860 I feel a little peckish 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
10861 I know that escape rooms are all the rage, but as a diet program? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
10862 Mom did say we're lacking iron in our diet. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
10863 Who reads the covenants? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
10864 Cuomo said there’s still a ban on indoor dining. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
10865 My health coach is taking extreme measures to help me cut back on snacking. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
10866 As far as fad diets go, this one seemed the most manageable. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
10867 regular stress eating just felt like, so 2019, you know what I mean? 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
10868 Looks like Jennie wanted us to stop all that snacking and finally start planning things out for our after-quarantine look 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
10869 Hoarding hydroxychloroquine is definitely going to pay off now that Americans are outside and will catch malaria. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
10870 Houdini used a similar set up to stay sharp and thin for his acts 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
10871 Keep your 6 foot distancing! 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
10872 I think our roomate wants us to start putting in for groceries again. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
10873 You know, we probably could have just bought a gun. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
10874 I think I get your point but it is a bit relentless don't you think? 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
10875 Hey Honey, can you get me a beer? 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
10876 I think I have a healthy relationship with food - why do you ask? 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
10877 Yeah, it's a new fridge. With Dad dieting, Mom felt this model offered the best extra features. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
10878 We should call it the “Lockdown Diet”. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
10879 He didn't notice that person chanting "white power" before he tweeted out the video, so I'm pretty sure he won't notice any of this when we tell him there's an underage prostitute in the fridge. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
10880 I told you I was working on my diet honey 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
10881 So with this new diet, we can't eat anything beginning with the letters S&M 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
10882 Gessus criste. what the heck happen to our kitchen? call 911...... 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
10883 The New 2020 Shades of Grey Diet 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
10884 I think bait would smell. 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
10885 Maybe just a mask would do. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
10886 How badly do you want that La Croix? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
10887 Best way to lose that quarantine weight 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
10888 You know what would go good with this, cheese 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
10889 I’d say the diet’s going well. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
10890 When something has to end those nighttime kitchen raids 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
10891 It would be easier if we cooked broccoli instead 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
10892 So...DoorDash or Grubhub? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
10893 This new diet is to die for 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
10894 Are you sure this is the Keto diet? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
10895 I guess Sarah has finally had enough of us eating her strawberry Chobani 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
10896 Wanna order pizza? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
10897 I still don’t think this will stop Tim from eating your leftovers 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
10898 That obstacle course looks pretty tasty right about now 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
10899 ...and the best part is if I make it to the fridge alive I get to eat bread! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
10900 Gordon Ramsay was here 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
10901 I suggest we get delivery for a while 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
10902 I’ve heard of baby-proofing, but this seems a little excessive 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
10903 I know everyone else was hoarding food for quarantine too, but I think we maybe went a little too far. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
10904 I guess it was a bad time to invest in DIY Escape Room: Home Edition when we’re quarantined at home. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
10905 This is what they meant by lockdown, right? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
10906 I think this is the diet plan that will finally work for us, hun. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
10907 I really thought that we wouldn’t be able to go to the beach this year. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
10908 Wow, Mom is really serious about that new diet this time. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
10909 Do you think it would have been easier to wipe down the groceries instead of quarantine them? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
10910 I think that this would look nice in the dining room- it has a nice historical feel to it 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
10911 Looks like it’s time to support a local restaurant. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
10912 Our new roomie doesn’t beat around the bush 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
10913 I am still working on a system to curb my take out habits 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
10914 They say this is the best way to avoid the quarantine 15. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
10915 That settles it, we're eating out. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
10916 uh, yeah, it’s called the Wile E Coyote diet... a doctor from New Mexico with shitbag credentials and four kids in college pimps it in the cnn dot com chumbox... supposed to be hella good for inflammation and shit... huge dumps and whatever 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
10917 It's a piece of cake 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
10918 So....takeout tonight? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
10919 Maybe we shouldn’t have listened to a YouTube personality for diet advice. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
10920 Is this really the only home-makeover series we could apply to in 2020? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
10921 at least now we won't try to eat everytime we're bored 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
10922 I'm already sick of everything being locked up. Just give me the ice cream. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
10923 Hopefully our quarantine snacks last longer than three hours this time 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
10924 Sometimes will power isn’t enough Stacy. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
10925 I’m digging this new Dungeon Diet - it’s so fortified. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
10926 This is the last time my roommate eats my leftovers 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
10927 This is gonna be way more affective than that last diet craze.. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
10928 I think I lost the key to the third lock 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
10929 Are you sure? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
10930 First-world problems. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
10931 Maybe we took this whole “diet” thing too far... 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
10932 'How did my sibling still manage to eat my leftovers?!?' 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
10933 The newest diet fad out of LA. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
10934 Still less dangerous than going outside 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
10935 It's called the Keto Diet. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
10936 No church in the wild 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
10937 We must decide: Safety or aesthetics. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
10938 They say it's the most effective diet out there, honey. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
10939 And you thought canceling our Amazon Prime was difficult. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
10940 That ought to do it. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
10941 To think all we had to do was put up a sign on the fridge that read ’you're not hungry, you're bored’. #poundemic 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
10942 If this doesn’t keep us from snacking, then we should probably try Keto. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
10943 It’s either this or a ring cam that’s going to keep me from late-night snacking 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
10944 ‘.....Forty days AND Forty Nights you say?’ 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
10945 Chandler stop kidding we have to buy new fridge. So, me, you , chick, duck and Hugys live safley and play foosball table 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
10946 Toilet paper in the time of Cholera 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
10947 You sure this is how people lose weight? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
10948 Houdini wasn’t much of a cook 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
10949 Worth it. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
10950 So this is what they mean by Hell’s Kitchen 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
10951 So I think what you’re trying to say is... 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
10952 It's the Bearclaw Diet." "I thought you meant we were getting doughnuts. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
10953 If this doesn’t keep her from going out with a mask, nothing will 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
10954 Remind me which diet guru recommended this? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
10955 Do they come in beige? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
10956 I’m really not sure, they said it’d reduce my inflammation... 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
10957 You’ve been eating a lot honey 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
10958 At least we can’t buy vegetables without the fridge to store them 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
10959 3 steps to treat white privilege, honey are you sure this will work? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
10960 Well, 2020 strikes again... 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
10961 I know you’re trying to cut down on the stress-eating, but don’t you think this might be a bit overkill? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
10962 So you still don't see this hunger strike as performative allyship, huh? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
10963 This time, I am “really” going on a diet! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
10964 Wow life in the 21st century was so backwards 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
10965 I hope this would make do as an alternative to those millenial Youtuber's 14-days weight loss challenge. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
10966 I still feel like we need poison darts 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
10967 Ok, but what do we do about the television? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
10968 Let’s just order delivery 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
10969 I’m not sure Mom’s diet is going to work this time. Dad on the other hand is going to get hurt! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
10970 So THIS is what autophagy looks like 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
10971 I think I left my car keys in the fridge 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
10972 I trapped the ghost of Jeffrey Epstein but now I can’t get to my leftover enchiladas! 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
10973 It’s good but I’m not sure it’s enough to stop the WFH stress eating.” 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
10974 The deal was “$5 dollars off your next 4 orders”. Frankly I think it was worth it. So... Tacos or Chinese? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
10975 OK, maybe you were right. This new diet plan might be a little extreme. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
10976 The site said the vaccine would come in the same package 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
10977 Turns out 2020 summer body IS back on 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
10978 Cravings? No. Why do you ask? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
10979 Must be Dad’s week to do the dishes. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
10980 Sure, it looks great here, but it might just look busy in our small kitchen 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
10981 Let’s get delivery tonight 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
10982 I'm a cool guy so don't make me fool. . 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
10983 Can we replicate this with Florida? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
10984 Food psicovid 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
10985 Can you get the hummus for me? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
10986 This is how we’ll stop the spread. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
10987 I don't think these are vegan. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
10988 What are you implying? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
10989 Honey, I said the KETO diet not the KEY diet. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
10990 I am starting to think this was not a good idea. I mean...instead we could have just emptied the whole kitchen and donate it! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
10991 Diet starts tomorrow? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
10992 Jaimie’s really pissed about us finishing his Halo Top, huh? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
10993 Honey, you said yourself you wanted to quit having so many midnight snacks 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
10994 Got it. Since now only tap water. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
10995 The good news is these are dishwasher-safe. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
10996 ehh, let’s just get takeout 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
10997 I told the interior designers I wanted a kitchen like Gordon Ramsey’s “Hell’s Kitchen”, not the Kitchen from Hell! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
10998 Would it kill you to get me a snack? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
10999 Well... that is ONE way to lose the quarantine fifteen... 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
11000 No problem, Jade Palace delivers. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11001 The vaccination for corona is inside 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11002 I don’t think Keto is for me. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
11003 Do you think the cat's trying to tell us something? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11004 Maybe we should make the salmon tomorrow. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11005 Ok but what if I get hungry 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11006 First the Atkins Diet, then Keto, then Vegan and now this? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
11007 The best way to lose weight during quarantine! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11008 This isn’t what I meant when I said we need to spice up our kitchen 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11009 What is this, the mousetrap diet? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11010 I heard that hunger traps are the new thirst traps... TikTok, TikTok 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11011 Right. We have to unlock the smart home to use it. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11012 This should work until their school reopens 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11013 I like to call it, ‘50 shades of Graze’ 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11014 You could also try not buying wine and ice cream if you want to lose weight in quarantine. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11015 I think this should keep Little Tommy away 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11016 I guess our kitchen is into s&m.. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11017 Your mission, should you choose to accept it... 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11018 Well the ad was a little misleading when it said state of the art anti-theft devices 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11019 Shall we order takeout? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11020 I'm so tired of gray 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
11021 I think a stainless steel finish would better compliment our appliances. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11022 How great is this new diet system I got?! 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
11023 They had a promotional campaign for chains, locks, spikes and traps. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
11024 They call it the aversion therapy diet. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11025 I heard Karen lost 15lbs on this diet... 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11026 I see Karen came back to work today. . 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11027 No more stealing leftovers 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11028 Road trip? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11029 To get a summer body, Sue and Joe were forced to consider alarming behavior. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11030 I wrote my name on it, too. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
11031 Makes more sense than keto 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11032 You were right. Binging The Walking Dead during quarantine was a bad idea. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
11033 The NRA told me this would help prevent raccoons from getting into our food 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11034 I mean, if you’re asking me, I still think we’ll find a way in. But this might slow us down I guess. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11035 Can't we just eat the stockpiled toilet paper? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
11036 Trust Chip and Joanna. They know what they’re doing. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11037 I don’t know...my need for cheese might outsmart this. 🧀 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
11038 this ought to keep the children away from the refrigerator, what do you think? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11039 I would, but I’ve already brushed my teeth. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11040 I told you: you should not keep eggs in the fridge 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11041 Just imagine if I’d taken her Kombucha. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
11042 I guess we could just ask the rats if they would pitch in money for groceries. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11043 She’s dieting again 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
11044 Not sure if it will keep the kids entertained for long. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
11045 You could've just bought the Ben and Jerry's ice cream lock instead 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11046 We are lucky tonight was take away night anyway... 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
11047 Remarkably effective weight loss plan. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11048 But then only criminals would have kitchen death-traps. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11049 Well this did make me feel healthier...now let's take 'em off 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11050 I hope we remembered to leave the locksmith a gift at Christmas last year 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11051 I mean, you eat Stevies leftovers one time 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11052 Now if I only I could remember where I left the key 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11053 Homemade dungeon. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11054 Well now how’ll we make banana bread? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11055 Call it new normal simulation 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11056 And I thought the Atkins’ diet was strict. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11057 Do you just want to order out tonight? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11058 There! Baby proof!!! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11059 It’s a bit of a fixer upper but we could make it work 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11060 This should hold you till dinner. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11061 How do you feel about take-out? I know... we're trying to be better about it, but there's this new place on 4th that I've heard great things about. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
11062 Is dad marinating steak again? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11063 No kitchen!!!!No food!!! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11064 So, you decided im on this end too? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11065 Aw shucks, Susan. I guess we can’t have your amazing meat loaf tonight after all 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11066 It’s your turn to get the ice cream. I did it this morning 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11067 It’s the only way to lose the COVID-19. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11068 Honey, maybe we should just increase the grocery budget until school starts again. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11069 Ramsay said our beef was so raw he could still see it moving. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11070 Yes, your cooking is that bad hun. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
11071 I think our marriage beats them all. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11072 Ok so apart from the whole Gozer’s temple thing, did everything else look roughly normal? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
11073 Focus. We can do this. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11074 You really need to stop watching Tom & Jerry cartoons 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11075 It’s for an aggressive eating disorder 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11076 Intermittent death trap. Millennials swear by it 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11077 I thought ‘paleo’ was short for impalement. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11078 I guess we can order pizza 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
11079 And if this doesn’t work, we can upgrade the the Weight Loss Super program, and they’ll send us a live bear 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11080 the kitchen renovation is coming along well, the lock down aesthetic is trending. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
11081 Self control 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11082 Since we slacked on the first 3 months of our quarantine diet, I figured it’s time we take it more seriously. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11083 I have tried all the other diets but I found this one on the internet. The dungeon diet. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11084 So you say this is 'The Hunger games' version 2020? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11085 ...I still think we should’ve gone with the premium package. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11086 It’s the latest workout trend in LA. If you can get past everything, you deserve that snack. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11087 So... this is the new strain huh? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
11088 So...which restaurants have outdoor seating? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11089 Readying for the Terrible Two’s or a new diet? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11090 Do you really think this quarantine diet protection system will last? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11091 You could have just written your name on your leftovers. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11092 Greats news babe - I finally found an effective way to combat zoom & consume! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
11093 You’ll do all this at home to lose weight but not work out at home? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11094 honey I’m telling you this diet is gonna work, we just have to stop eating and we’ll be fine! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
11095 You go first. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11096 They called it “Rustic Pandemic” at the store 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11097 Path to COVID Vaccine. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
11098 I think I need to have more inner accountability. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11099 There's a joke here about a die-it, but really I think you just need to move out. This isn't going to work for me. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
11100 You underestimated how much I love ice cream. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11101 for my next magic trick.. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11102 Tuesdays at the Houdini’s 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11103 I think we'll just order in tonight 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11104 Well...it’s definitely analog. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11105 Is #hotcouplesummer REALLY worth it? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11106 „This time we‘ll get the mouse“ 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11107 Do you think it’s too much? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11108 -Really no other way around this 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11109 We left the dessert outside! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11110 You took “save electricity” campaign a little too far honey.” 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11111 Look, honey. It looks like they want us to wipe down the groceries first. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11112 I'm glad you found a way to keep your snacks away from the kids, babe, but would you mind passing me the milk? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
11113 Only thing is, it's not Keto. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11114 If this is "eat less," I'd hate to see your idea of "exercise." 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
11115 So it’s a shared kitchen 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11116 2020 diet plan 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
11117 I guess we're doing Skip the Dishes tonight! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11118 So this is how I die. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11119 The floor is.. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11120 I told you the "open concept" kitchen was just a fad. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11121 Any more ideas for reducing the midnight cravings 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11122 It is still not going to work. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
11123 Stainless appliances were on our wishlist 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11124 I can't shake the feeling that something is missing 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
11125 I don’t know why she would think we’d steal her egg salad anyway 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11126 - Should we just go smash again? - The bed is in there too. - Oh! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11127 I guess the parents weren’t kidding 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11128 Yeah, no problem. You can have the leftovers. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11129 Notice I didn’t chain the cabinet under the sink so we can still get to the cleaning supplies. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11130 Honey, I finally summer-proofed the kitchen from the kids. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11131 You think the babysitter still gets to my ice cream? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11132 Are you sure this was the only way to prevent Quarantine 15? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11133 Yeah, there’s no way our son is getting out of there 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11134 Oh yeah, I love you too 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
11135 The results vary, but you can’t argue with the weight loss. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11136 . so what do you think is wrong with the dishwasher? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
11137 quarantine diet attempt #6,972,854 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
11138 I kind of want a snack now though. Tbh 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11139 Time is relative, how fast things can change in hours, days or months ️ 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11140 Hun...do you remember where we put the keys? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11141 No need to be alarmed, it’s part of the administration’s effort to reopen the economy. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11142 We’re eating all of our quarantine food. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
11143 Do you think this will keep the virus away? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11144 The WhiteClaws might last until the Fourth now. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11145 With a bolt cutter and a wooden plank, I think we’re in 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11146 It’s supposed to be even more effective than keto. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11147 My therapist said this is the only way we’ll feel safer going out to eat. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11148 It’s a controversial diet, but Oprah recommended it 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11149 We'd rather stay in bed tonight. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11150 It can’t hurt that bad 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11151 ..and that’s how we follow a strict diet. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11152 Zone diet 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
11153 These belly curves need to flatten before we reopen. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11154 .... how’s your lampshade swing ..... 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11155 Do you think we should have baited the traps with cheese? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11156 is “so how much into bdsm are you?” 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11157 Well, I did ask that you start taking lockdown more seriously. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11158 Maybe just one more bear trap? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11159 Keto diet, it’s definitely worth it but a little hard to get into. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11160 You are not hungry! You are bored!! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11161 Honey, what do you think of the kitchen remodel? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11162 Maybe we can add just a few links… 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11163 I love the aesthetic, but is it Feng Shui? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11164 Let’s see if the kids eat our leftovers this time 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11165 I dind't think he'd notice. It was only one yoghurt. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11166 I was thinking Monterey Jack for the cheese 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11167 They just redid the kitchen, their new furniture is to die for. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11168 Keeping life challenging- "You said in under 5 minutes?...and how much is the bet?" 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11169 I just wanted to know who ate the ice cream 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11170 Sorry, the kitchen is on quarantine strike. Guess it's takeout tonight. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
11171 Uh... So exactly how big was that ant you said you saw? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11172 I wash the dishes if you wash the traps. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11173 Coming to you live, the very first edition of ‘the hunger games’ 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11174 honey, we got it covered for ourselves.don't worry 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11175 I don’t know art, but I know what I like 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
11176 We’re finally chained to the rhythm 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11177 I like the lampshade, but the bear traps feel like overkill 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
11178 If you really wanted to stop snacking at 3am, why not just buy less shredded cheese? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11179 Yes, but I still don’t understand how you lured Trump *inside* the fridge 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
11180 Do you think this will count as a home workout too? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11181 How I imagine my kitchen to ease my mind when ordering delivery...again. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
11182 I think it needs a few more chains 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11183 It's called the Medieval Diet. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11184 I know it's important to support restaurants right now, but this is too much. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11185 Are you sure we shouldn't just try keto? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11186 Maybe we should just stop buying Ben & Jerry’s. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11187 Darling, quarantine 15 is not a monster you can trap... 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11188 Mom just cleaned the kitchen. She said it's closed. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11189 The rest of the world is dying for food and we die to stay away from it. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11190 But honey, you already bought me that lovely Peloton bike? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
11191 Wow, Bryce, you’re really taking this intermittent fasting thing seriously 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11192 Do you think Mom’s trying to tell us something? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11193 This way you can tell Lisa we'll definitely be at her party tonight. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
11194 I knew we shouldn’t have given DoorDash that spare key 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
11195 I’ve told you, I didn’t eat your last bagel. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11196 I asked you to stop calling it a 'quarantini' 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11197 That what happens when you take the last lot of toilet rolls off the shelf Mabel .... 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11198 Wait. Did you take the Brita out? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11199 Well what do you want to do for the rest of the morning 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11200 Greg, I wanted a thirst trap, not a...never mind. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11201 These will do i guess 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11202 Do you think this will help prevent the COVID 15 everyone's been talking about? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11203 Now I feel FREE to order the pair of shoes that I don’t need! 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
11204 This is how keto works, right? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
11205 Reopening gone wrong! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11206 Wearing a mask does not protect..but this 'lockdown' will keep us safe from all the other protests that we are ignoring.. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11207 I thought it was YOUR job to put the cats inside. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11208 That should stop us from snacking for at least half an hour. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11209 I'm not sure I like where this diet plan is headed. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11210 Maybe we'll be able to lose the Quarentine 15 now. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11211 Last time I was checking my phone it was here 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11212 This week in our Covid -19 special, we visit the Houdini's! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
11213 When your mom says there’s food at home 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11214 Breakout: The First True Real Life Escape Room - and there’s no escaping 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11215 There. Now we don’t have to wear masks in public. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
11216 Now we HAVE to go outside 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11217 Food was all we had 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11218 Well that should stop the man-eating food from getting out. Let's order a pizza? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11219 Postmates’ new ad campaign after the Facebook boycott is compelling. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
11220 Or we could just call a nutritionist. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11221 When you have teenage boys!! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11222 Really? Uber eats is taking the new normal too far... 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11223 Where did you find the interior designer? ... my learning annex class, intro to the inquisition. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11224 It feels like home. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11225 ...then after we can chew are leg out of that trap." 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11226 If we make it to the Ben & Jerry's it'll taste that much better. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11227 Trap Diet. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11228 Childproof locks sure have changed 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11229 New homeschool gym class for the kids 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
11230 The previous owners swore by this aesthetic.” “Why are they selling again?” “They tripped trying to make a sandwich and insurance doesn’t cover these kinds of things. Would you like to see the balcony? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
11231 Next up on House Hunters, John and Sarah tour a breezy beach-front home with a flair for medieval torture 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11232 I don’t think that broccoli will bother you again. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11233 Right that's the kitchen baby proofed, let's move on to the living room 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11234 Let's see those looters get our mayo and nutella now! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11235 Di-et-aries! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11236 Look, honey. Now the baby can’t get into any trouble. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11237 Postmates? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11238 If this fails we go keto 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11239 I guess we’re doing takeout again 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11240 This seemed like a better idea before the quarantine 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11241 Why do you taunt our new bear roommate? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
11242 We've had mild success in this keeping us from excessive snacking. Don't worry, kids recover quickly. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11243 *sigh*... "Doug, I told you: the clown is dead. Dead clowns can't climb out if the freezer looking for revenge..." 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
11244 This new Jenny Craig diet is killer 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11245 He said would be able to escape in five minutes or less, but I’m starting to worry. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11246 So, you say you left the keys in the refrigerator 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11247 Food these days costs and arm and a leg. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11248 You could have just labeled your food if you didn’t want me to eat it. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11249 Wow! The firewall on these internet fridges is spectacular 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
11250 This diet’s a snap. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11251 It’s either this or starting to run 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11252 Per Wikipedia, this is the best way to prevent a third wave. Locking ourselves inside the house didn’t work. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11253 Do you think the decor is a bit much? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11254 this seems like more of a short term solution, but come on, how long can this quarantine possibly last? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11255 Should we order in instead? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
11256 I'm starting to wonder if our nutritionist thinks we're republicans... 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
11257 I know the cat hates his medicine, but does he know his food is in there too? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11258 I think the exterminator swindled you, honey 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11259 Can we maybe start our diet tomorrow? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11260 'Now we are just missing Motorsaag.' 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11261 So you found all of this inside the "Self control" box on the attic? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11262 Honey, I asked you to get the generic traps not the name brand ones. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
11263 Yo quiero Taco Bell. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11264 Have you seen Mission Impossible? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11265 So, you’re there again, huh? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11266 Why are they wasting their time doing this? This will not stop the virus 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11267 Is enduring the second half of 2020 really worth it? This seems like an easier way to go. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
11268 The new 2 for 1 diet plans turned out to be a home decor plan too. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11269 Last time they took everything but the kitchen sink. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11270 must be dads turn to do dishes. ...escape room dinner is ready kids... breakfast at the Houdini house. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11271 Honey, I think we have watched 50 Shades of Grey too many times... 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
11272 I appreciate you sharing all your kinks, baby, but I thought we were gonna ease into the burglar role play. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11273 Die(t) 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11274 I don’t need a mask. The germs can’t get past this. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11275 I told you we shouldn’t have booked the Airbnb at Houdini’s house 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11276 2020" at the The Met, 302 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11277 No more midnight snacking 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
11278 I am glad we decided to start fasting! 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
11279 So honey, I see you started your diet today 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11280 My new working from home diet plan 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11281 Ugh fine, I’ll throw out the starter. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
11282 Think the babysitter will get the message now? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
11283 I don’t really understand this Escape room. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11284 So...Chinese for dinner then. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11285 I thought they said intermittent fasting was safe? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11286 Admiral Ackbar would have a lot to say about this... 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11287 I know we couldn’t figure out how to baby proof the house but I really don’t think we should have called your ex. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11288 It’s the 2020 version of the hunger games 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11289 Well honey do you think this diet will work? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
11290 Haven't you caught that mouse yet? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11291 So when you said the “Chris Angel Kitchen Set” I guess I was thinking of someone else... 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11292 How’s the diet going, honey? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11293 You know what? Maybe I did leave it in the living room. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11294 Dad must be on a diet again.. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11295 But how will it affect the resale value? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11296 But I really want that last fried chicken wing. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11297 Soo...is This your version of social distancing? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11298 Is the party over yet? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
11299 The thing is that it didn't really stop my drinking. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11300 Our very own outdoor Prince of Persia! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11301 It’s called “intermittent fasting” so I’ll remove all of this at noon. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11302 Can't find the keys, did you remember to take them out of the fridge? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11303 Houdini panini 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
11304 Cabbage soup diet,counting calories diet,eating only vanilla ice cream diet,standing while eating diet...why not 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11305 Maybe we will go out 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11306 I know there’s going to be food inflation but this is ridiculous. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11307 And you thought keto was hard. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11308 Is this how you handle your late night food cravings? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11309 Let’s just hope that coronavirus would get it to us soon 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11310 Honey, all you needed was a mask. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11311 I know there’s nothing good in there but I still want to check. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11312 This new diet plan seems a bit intense, but they say it really works. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
11313 Is the ice cream really worth it? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11314 Looks like it's gonna be delivery, not DiGiorno. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11315 I wonder if it will be enough. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11316 I don’t think this is what Fetty Wap meant by “trap queen,” honey. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11317 Honey, this house looks great! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11318 Hon, do you think we’re taking this immersion therapy too far? Maybe we should just get him a nightlight after all. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11319 My last hope is Stockholm syndrome 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11320 Wow. Dad wasn't kidding about earning our meals. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11321 I was told it helps curb eating out of boredom. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
11322 We childproofed to the best of our ability, but I’m worried some kids could still get in... 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11323 maybe this will keep us away from our quarantine snacks 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11324 It’s nice enough, but I would really prefer granite countertops. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11325 No, Ashley, I don’t think I’ve overestimated the ants. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11326 Well this explains why dad ate the keys. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
11327 Darling... The neighbors are getting suspicious 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11328 I'd been putting it off, but I think I’m finally ready for 2020. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11329 Suddenly the Jones’s realized that their game of Catch had taken a dark turn, and that, perhaps, quarantine had a deeper psychological impact than they wanted to admit. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11330 You know, Zuul is a nice name for a boy or girl. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11331 It's better than doing dishes 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11332 I thought "baby proofing" was self-explanatory. This one's on me. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11333 . ‘Hmmm. They said the vaccine was in the cabinet’ 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
11334 Trust me. If we look less, there wont be as much food. It's really very simple 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11335 I think we had too many cocktails for breakfast this morning. Whose idea was this anyway? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
11336 It’s to prevent the Covid-5. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11337 Which one do you think he stepped in with the Russians? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11338 You cook, I’ll clean 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
11339 paper rock scissors? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11340 So I guess we are getting serious about rationing 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11341 Also I just closed the fridge door 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11342 It looks like the exterminator came today... 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
11343 So...delivery again? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11344 Look, we both knew the weight loss app was going to fail. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11345 This should keep us busy until the next video chat meeting 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11346 Now that we have packed and locked out our baggage, it's time that we leave it behind and move on Honey❣️ 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11347 Take away” is not an option 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11348 The University will reopen to students this fall 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11349 -Tastefully designed by Noom, Paleo, & Keto. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11350 So yeah, now we just fast for 16 hours and try not to kill each other. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11351 Let the 1st Pandemic Hunger Games begin 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11352 when my son ate all the junk food, we made some kitchen renovations. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
11353 Such unique decor! Remind me to get their interior designer's number. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11354 when the apartment listing said it had some kinks this isn't what I had in mind. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11355 Compromise?! How is this a compromise? ! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11356 We’ve hibernated long enough. Time to work on our beach bodies. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11357 Honey don't worry, I've made sure we catch the next wild bear that breaks into the apartment and eats all of the chocolate. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
11358 welp, the baby proofing is done! 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
11359 Ever since corona, we’ve had to be more careful 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11360 I specifically asked for a padlock across the top of the refrigerator. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
11361 Are you sure you looked up the correct instructions for how to trap giant murder hornets? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
11362 I think you may have gone overboard on the Lord of the Flies motif. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11363 I don’t know about this new Uber Eats loyalty program. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
11364 Don't you think some cheese would look great on the traps? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11365 And this is how I bet my writer's block 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11366 I think they're better for they don't wanna put a mask on 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11367 I know we did a lot of snacking... but isn't that a bit extreme? We can't wash our hands anymore! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11368 You paid how much for the diet coach? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11369 Welp, we’ve tried everything during this quarantine. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11370 Cry July 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11371 modern art 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
11372 Installation title : battle station of a virus 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11373 It’s called plague era intermittent fasting, a new thing I’m trying after baking all that bread 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11374 Let’s see if you will stop sleep walking now. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11375 The perfect diet for those who lack self control. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11376 This should make the quarantine easier 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
11377 Post-quarantine kitchen accessories. Essential for all home chefs. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11378 I see... What about food delivery services? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11379 Hopefully this will get us throught the summer 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11380 I had to take the mouse trap up a notch, isolation saw the little guy pack on some pounds. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11381 Pizza or Thai? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
11382 Thank you for trying this "Fifty shades of filet" recipe with me. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11383 ‘Okay! 2020! The year we get out and socialise more!’ 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11384 Nose goes 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11385 It’s my new kink 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11386 Said no one in quarantine. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11387 Honey, I don’t think this is what they meant by lockdown... 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11388 I guess this is what they mean when they say diets can be harmful. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11389 Next time, don’t drink all my kombucha without asking. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11390 This should keep your parents away afer COVID-19 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11391 The new hunger strike seems extreme, but i think itll get the point across 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11392 Do you still think it is a good idea to break our diet? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
11393 I am sure there are simpler ways to tell if you are actually hungry or just bored! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11394 Guess it’s delivery tonight! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11395 They don't call it a die-at for nothing, Steve! 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
11396 The lockdown was supposed to refer to outside the house... 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11397 Was the fridge running? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11398 Who should be the first to go? You or me? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11399 So do you want to go out to eat? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11400 «If you’d just read the name on my yoghurt I wouldn’t have had to do this!» 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
11401 Anxious couple baby proofs home in anticipation for their coming child: the antichrist. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11402 Now, imagine this as an eat-in kitchen... 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11403 So, I guess we should cancel dinner with my parents? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11404 That work from home 15 is realer than I thought. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11405 So, about this new diet plan... 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11406 I guess it's the end for us, no diary, no meat, no ice. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11407 Well, I guess the diet starts TODAY. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11408 I'm still gonna check it again, just in case... 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11409 Okay! Let's drink sanitisers and eat soaps then. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11410 This is not working anymore. The Deli downstairs just reopened 24/7 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11411 Honey, I thought we could add a bit of BDSM into our BLT today. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11412 Finally our quarantine stash will last more than 5 hours. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11413 Are you sure this is enough? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11414 Hun, I’m loving this Zelda-esque approach to moderation 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11415 Surely, one more bite won't hurt... 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
11416 This is going to be a really tough diet. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11417 Whats for dinner hun? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11418 Weight Watchers would have been fine but this works too! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11419 Okay Zuke, that’s what hate speech look like” @t3mitayo @josephapatamd @tunrayo_ariyik 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11420 I can’t be trusted with gluten. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11421 I like the house but the kitchen will need some work 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11422 Let's see if those poltergeists can handle this! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11423 When you sign up for Netflix’s “Floor is Lava” but the year is 2020. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11424 hmm... this *might* work. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11425 Snap! Crackle! Pop! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11426 Definitely a redo. It feels very 2020 in here. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11427 Well... at least its more straightforward than Keto. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11428 Do you have the CORRECT keys this time? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11429 Will see if she confuses her butter with mine... 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11430 Rats can’t pick locks, right? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11431 I can't believe I locked my phone in there... Well, these are unprecedented times. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11432 It's called 'The Houdini Method...the latest diet craze. Not sure if it will catch on.' 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11433 Do you really think this was the only option? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11434 Turned out to be cheaper than a Peloton 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11435 I don’t know, something about bear claws.. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11436 Finally baby-proofed 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
11437 It's the Rube Goldberg Diet. #rubegoldberg #rubegoldbergmachine 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11438 Another day, another diet 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11439 ...their midevil themed restaurant went out of business, so now they design kitchens... 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
11440 Escape room 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11441 We must not let 2021 ruin. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11442 Well, I... guess we’re in this together. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11443 Whoops... 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11444 IKEA has really changed. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11445 The last five pounds are the hardest. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11446 this is it? It’s Gogurt we’re talking about for Pete’s sake 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11447 This might be overkill for a mouse trap 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11448 Well, we both agree that willpower wasn't enough for that diet 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11449 Hmmm maybe add some fire ants? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11450 You should see my mother-in-law’s kitchen...” 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11451 I thought they said to keep our pantry in the stocks. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11452 I think I left the keys in the fridge! what now? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
11453 I guess the kids got sick of having Santa eat their cookies. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
11454 Looks like it’s a fast food kinda night. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11455 I'm not going to fall for this diet trap 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11456 And if we do lose a limb trying to get to the food we’ll have lost even more weight! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11457 Have you seen the hungers games ? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11458 you think that's going to stop the roaches? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11459 Honey...we just can't avoid both. You must choose the one you dislike the most, food or covid? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11460 okay, so this is how we are going to save in ecological food 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
11461 babe, that's the only way to fight the COVID 20 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11462 I see your mother’s been by. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11463 Has Karen been here? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11464 Wait til you see the local supermarket 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11465 working from home has been going reallywsell! #captio 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11466 I guess it’ll be enough to keep the ants away. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11467 art form can with locks without keys , you might remember know where you kept the keys ? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11468 It’s the only way, Karen. No one expected the world to open back up in time for summer. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11469 'Is Bon Appétit still canceled?' 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11470 Quarentined kitchen 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11471 when I said keep me away from food I didn’t mean this 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11472 It won't stop your sleepwalking, but at least it might keep you from eating my cheesecake. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11473 You really do struggle with this diet don't you? #newyorkercaptioncontest 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11474 him: “take out?” .... her: “take out.” 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11475 I know you’re worried that I’ve been eating more during Covid time but do you really think this will stop me? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11476 Shall we recalibrate the scale then? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11477 had to lose the quarantine pounds somehow and keto wasn’t working so... 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11478 THIS time, the diet will work. i promise. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11479 This is all part of the Water Diet 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11480 I think we’re taking this lockdown thing too seriously. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11481 Carl, is this really the best way to prevent a quarantine gain? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
11482 I heard that Chili’s has sizzlin’ seating TM set up in their parking lot. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11483 I’m not sure how I feel about this off brand baby proofing kit 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11484 Alright for this scene from “Mouse Hunt” you get to play Nathan Lane. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11485 You know that Sean Hannity exists outside of your television, right? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
11486 when you find out you moved into the apartment from Ghost Busters 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11487 Rock paper scissors? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
11488 Re-opening is going to be harder than I thought 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11489 maybe we should've kept the good stuff 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11490 To submit your entry, follow this page, share the post, like, share, tag four friends and comment 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
11491 You said the meals needed spicing up 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11492 The juice cleanse didn’t work, so... 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11493 Alas!!Congratulations you have reached the new level..its called 2020 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11494 can’t we just do the Atkins again? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11495 - So, now what? Shall I order pizza? - I mean, Laura, that wasn't really the point. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11496 It was the only home gym I could afford 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11497 They say it’s the “Deluxe Edition” of “Mouse Trap.” This time the cage actually falls. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
11498 Did I leave the oven on? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11499 I’m guessing extreme couponing is no longer in? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11500 My girlfriend said we only have to leave the bear traps out for 3 days. She lost 7 pounds! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11501 Take out works for me.. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11502 It looks bad now, but the vegans have been doing it for years 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
11503 That Krispy Kreme is gonna be soooo worth it after we put it in the microwave #krispykreme 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11504 I think mom & dad are trying to tell us something... 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
11505 I guess Jared really WAS saving that ice cream. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
11506 This should keep the teenagers from eating us out of house and home. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11507 Are you sure this will be enough to keep us from snacking? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11508 Your sleepwalking has become very interesting. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
11509 Whats holding you back? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11510 Susan, we need to talk about your irrational fear of Quiche... 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11511 Um, honey, I think you’ve taken the game ‘Mousetrap’ a little too far. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11512 I'm trying a new elimination diet. Whenever you try to eat, the kitchen will eliminate a limb. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11513 YOLO 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
11514 Instead of gaining the Freshman 15, we gained the COVID 19.. drastic times call for drastic measures 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
11515 If you ever cheat on me, let it be a threesome so I can join you. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11516 I liked Whole30 better. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11517 I feel that cancel culture should not be taken so literal. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11518 I’m thinking of making it a permanent installation. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11519 I’ll set the table- do you mind cooking tonight? The steaks are on the top shelf. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11520 Sally and Dan contemplate the lengths they’ll have to go through in order to disarm the kitchen after Aunt Mabel goes renegade 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11521 No more carnivore temptation, I think the Jones’s and the rest of our Vegan friends will salute us. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11522 Do you think it will trap a leprechaun? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11523 interesting. Most people actually like having a running refrigerator. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
11524 @katieleenotkatie and that’s when the gang knew that Parker’s mouse trap™️ obsession has gotten out of hand 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11525 This new diet is torture! But it sure does work. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
11526 Watch out 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11527 This week on The Biggest Loser: Quarantine Edition 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11528 That's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11529 Maybe if we teach the cat to pick locks. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
11530 maybe now our teenager won’t eat all the food in a week 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
11531 We need to have a conversation about the Crossfit, Steven. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
11532 I you wanted to try something new, but this seems a bit extreme... 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
11533 So, Jump, hop, hop, hop, swing and there you have it. easy peasy. Tom, where’s the key? Oh, yeah. Where is the key? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11534 So, this half of the apartment is mine :) 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11535 this isn't what people mean by 'lockdown' 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11536 Wanna order takeout? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11537 So then I told the telemarketer ,"thanks for your concern, sir, but my fridge isn't going anywhere!" 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11538 Kyle, it has been 30 years. Maybe you should just let the rabbit eat the Trix this time. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11539 Maybe we should give the IMF diet a try? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11540 Sweetie, I told you this “Make You Own Escape Room” kit would be chic! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11541 So... When are your siblings coming over? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11542 - Museum of ancient history 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11543 I have heard of fad diets but this is ridiculous. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11544 Well the new diet you’re trying seems to be working 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11545 Are you sure we used enough sanitizer on it? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11546 Look. We knew when we signed up for the BodyByDungeon diet that it wasn’t going to be easy 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11547 I guess I’m not THAT hungry. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11548 Finally an effective fad diet 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11549 Maybe just a glass of water then. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
11550 So...I see you've kick started your New Atkins diet 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11551 It’s a spin-off of intermittent fasting. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11552 Poor thing, doesn’t know the beach will remain closed all summer 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11553 I read an article about the Houdini diet 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11554 if we stop eating then we can survive the pandemic recession 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11555 This is not what I meant when I asked you to help me lose weight. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11556 I think the court hearing is still pending. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
11557 Wouldn’t it be easier to just go Keto? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11558 See? This is way better than keto! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11559 ‘I know the kids said they were bored of us working from home and wanted space, but this seems extreme’ 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11560 You know, I’m not sure if I can keep doing this whole Keto thing... 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11561 Yes, but a cold one would be nice right about now. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11562 Since CrossFit is cancelled, I thought we could try this new diet and exercise program! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
11563 Yeah, but there's not much counter space. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11564 - I warned you that eating Greg‘s yogurt would have consequences. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
11565 You’re sure this is what they meant by child-proofing the kitchen? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11566 It's the newest fad called "gerrymandering" I've heard the president swears by it! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11567 American Ninja Warrior, Dinner Edition. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11568 How do I eat? I just order. Keeps me from all this junk food, you know 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11569 Honey, we finally managed to go 20 minutes without opening the fridge! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11570 World's best security system 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
11571 It was either this or Instagram diet pills. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11572 Honey, I think the Instagram fat phobia finally got to us 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11573 All this because I changed your food delivery service password? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11574 So where should we order food from? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11575 They really took this season of Top Chef to a new level. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11576 You put the groceries away, right? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11577 The aesthetic is anorexia impetu 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11578 This was not what I had in mind when I read their advert: 'Houdini Holidays, you're in for a magic vacation' 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11579 Nobody will get in now ! I have made our kitchen great again!” ... “so how do we eat ?” ..... “oh” 🧐 @rozncoli 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11580 I'm glad my diet includes only eating outside 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11581 This brings new meaning to the phrase "live to eat." 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11582 Life-size mousetrap tonight? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
11583 So, wanna get takeout? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11584 Dieting appliances sold separately. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11585 Bruh I'm sorry I ate your Twinkies that one time but now you're making me question your sanity 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
11586 I told you not to buy quarantine snacks 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11587 This is what I get for telling you my parents are in town. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11588 Did you think of the groceries? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11589 He's not GREAT at fasting 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11590 I love the remodel; it’s very Mousetrap meets American Ninja Warrior meets pandemic eating prevention. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11591 It was just a trap. I guess I didn’t expect the rats to come back at us this hard. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11592 Trust me, this is way cheaper than Noom. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11593 It's not that I don't trust you, but it is the last piece of cake 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11594 Diets never work... Should we call a locksmith or just eat out? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11595 did we forget milk? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11596 She said it was refined bespoke eclecticism meets horror death and despair 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11597 You’re going first or YOU’RE GOING FIRST!! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11598 Hi, I'm Chris Hansen, and well, our interns may have misunderstood... 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
11599 This way no one can eat the cake before the guests arrive! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11600 I think I’m ready to admit that I just don’t want to write that novel. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
11601 This will so 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
11602 I understand the message you are sending here; I’m gonna order some food 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11603 Maybe we could just try self acceptance? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11604 It’s gonna be torture until dinner. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11605 We didn’t think this through, I’m hungry again. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11606 I was hoping for an EIK 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11607 ok, as your personal trainer I think we are ready to start this week 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11608 Boredom will be the death of me 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
11609 This is not what allyship looks like, Richard. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11610 The key to all this is the self-discipline practice, really. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11611 They didn't require this on the SouthBeach diet 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
11612 Well ... I guess it’s UberEats then 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11613 I'm not that desperate to lose weight 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
11614 diet culture is getting a little out of hand 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11615 - ”Karen & Kevin McCloskey shopping to protect their lawn from peaceful protestors passing by.” 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11616 SO, ordering Tai or Pizza? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11617 The kitchen being in lockdown is a metaphor, not literally SueEllen! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11618 Hey honey, in case you do open the fridge, could you grab something for me too?" @newyorkermag #captionthecartoo 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11619 Have a seat!! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11620 Navigating social media 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11621 I'm starting to think the mice didn't like all those traps we layed out. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11622 Hmm did we misspell Crate and Barrel in the GPS? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11623 Who locked up my cheese?" 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
11624 How do we explain the foods that its not them, its us 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11625 You do realize that we live next door to a candy factory, right? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
11626 I’m telling you, honey. The insurance break will more than cover all the carry-out. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
11627 No more sourdough I guess... 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11628 It's called the killer keto diet. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11629 Now you can’t take my leftovers 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11630 Hmm, I guess Karen didn’t get the meaning of a “lockdown” 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11631 You said to not let you have any carbs. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
11632 Mom said that we couldn’t get anymore snacks from the fridge but I didn’t thinks she’d take it this far 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11633 Okay... so I think I’ll stop buying ice cream then. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11634 @home_dpo “Seamless’ targeted ads are getting more and more sophisticated” 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11635 I'm proud of us... Take out? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11636 I told you to stop referring to the sourdough starter as the holy grail in front of the kids 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11637 have you tried telling Teddy he's stuffed? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11638 I told you home brew kombucha was a bad idea 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
11639 The real estate that eats into your soul. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11640 I know they are rolling back indoor dining but this is excessive. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
11641 I'm not saying it's an overkill but may be a post-it would have worked 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
11642 Well, ... there is a chocolate bar inside. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11643 „Well at least the skeletons aren’t in the closet” 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11644 This is the only way to stop eating during lockdown 😅 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
11645 I’m sorry babe, I forgot to buy the cheese 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11646 I know we said the diet starts today, but I’m hungry 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11647 Damn these restaurateur 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
11648 This medieval torture diet seems a bit extreme. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11649 I wonder if he‘s having a ball. # 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11650 You’re right. This was much easier than doing those workout videos. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11651 Well, I was going to make that chicken with broccoli dish and a kale side. Now I guess we'll have to order a pizza to pick-up. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11652 Exhibit from 2020. Contemporary 'Smart home' interfaces locked up everything untill users washed their hands with soap. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11653 I think I left the keys in the fridge” 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11654 101 ways to lock things up so you don't overeat in the lockdown. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11655 so, this is your father's summer house 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
11656 Subtle 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
11657 I think the cat will be fine, I'm more concerned about the dog. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11658 This is how I finally lost those pesky last five pounds. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11659 If we eat now, we won't have to worry about eating it tomorrow 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11660 I don’t remember reading this in the keto instructions. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11661 I hope this will finally help us quit cold turkey 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
11662 I'll have much more time to get actual work done 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11663 This seemed like a better idea yesterday 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11664 White privilege. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11665 In hindsight I think that we actually might spent more on shipping of these than if we continued buying guac. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
11666 i’ve heard of midnight snacks...but midnight traps? really john? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11667 ‘Eesh, all this trap laying has really worked up my appetite!’ 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11668 I take it the mousetrap came up empty again? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11669 But, sweetie, I really want the leftover creme brûlée. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11670 We left the keys in the fridge. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11671 This Weight Watchers program is insane. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
11672 Just another day in paradise. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11673 I don’t think this is what ‘Stay safe’ means. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11674 Maybe I let that tuna salad sit for too long 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11675 Should’ve read the fine print on that Nutrisystem agreement... 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11676 I told you, we shouldn't have accepted that Houdini guy as a flatmate 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11677 Caption: BEWARE - humans ahead! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
11678 this might keep us from binge eating 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11679 We got it, our anxiety problems is now solved! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11680 Wanted: Supermarket debt collectors. Full Benefits. Start immediately. Apply within. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11681 Isn't it a little rude for a babysitter we don't know yet ? " 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11682 Well, you’ve always talked about how much you hate the way your feet look. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
11683 I don’t care, I cooked last night. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11684 « Reassure me : where is our cat ? » 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11685 So you’d like to go *out* to eat? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11686 Bill, this intermittent fasting thing has gone too far. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11687 Your turn to do the dishes. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11688 But the yard is so nice... 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11689 on second thought maybe Keto would have been easier. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11690 What would you do-ooo-ooo, for a Klondike Bar? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11691 I doubt this will stop that kimchi smell." @thigs 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11692 Well, at least they're not charging us a broker fee, right? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11693 I'm planning on losing weight, this might help 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11694 ‘Well, I did not think that you found my cooking so bad’. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11695 It’s a new game I created, I call it Fridge Raider. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11696 DoorDash, GrubHub, or Pizza? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11697 We must stop the COVID 19 lbs 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11698 Babe, this was my zoom background. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11699 Now that everything is opening, we really need to get in gear, honey 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11700 Well that’s one way to avoid gaining the COVID-19 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11701 I said something new and exciting to do, not sudden death..." 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
11702 Babe, it’s called mindful eating 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11703 How are we supposed to housesit on an empty stomach? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11704 Don’t worry, Uber Eats is on their way” 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11705 the worst part the clean up. last night i caught a big fat one 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11706 It's just ashame you forgot to place the food inside 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11707 So, the diet is going well then? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11708 Rakuten? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11709 Did you say this was a police designed diet program? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11710 arrest the cops who killed Breonna Taylor 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11711 Mom is taking this farm-to-table lifestyle very seriously 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11712 Do you just want to get takeout? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11713 I just think we should’ve finished the article about elimination dieting before we bought the bear traps 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11714 When your new roommate mentions he is a installation artist, I guess you should listen. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11715 I asked my landlord to fix the sink 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11716 The President is twitting in the toilet, again. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11717 I preferred Keto 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11718 New Ikea kitchen for quarantines 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11719 Talent awaits.Nepotism prevails ... 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11720 Are you hungry? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11721 I mean, it’s still better than CrossFit 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11722 The kids will eventually know it is all fake. But we only need it for a few days. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11723 Well, first he asked if the refrigerator was running... 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11724 I am still not sure if this is booby enough 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11725 Have you heard about Sarah's discovery? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11726 When you said “let’s go on a diet,” I didn’t know you meant “die by it.” 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11727 The guy at IKEA recommended it 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11728 Is it just me or are people willfully ignorant of the meaning of “lockdown” 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11729 One week of this and then we'll try your dieting life-hack. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11730 Honey, Jared and Ivanka told me that's the secret to how people in the third world stay skinny 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11731 #let‘s give him ten more minutes 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11732 They say adding constructive sludge is a good thing. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11733 I think we are done, now let's childproof the livingroom 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11734 Just three locks? Really? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
11735 The realtor mentioned that the place came fully furnished 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11736 I know we can go out to eat, but my vote is to take our chances here 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11737 So you think this means the kids want us to dial down our snacking? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11738 Mom got wise as to why I came to visit her so often 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11739 . Your Aunt Morticia left these to you dear. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
11740 this is easier than disinfecting my groceries 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
11741 Don’t be mad, but I think I left my phone in the refrigerator. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11742 Like I said, now I'm pretty sure the groceries will last until quarantine ends. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11743 What were we thinking? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11744 We eventually won't have the option to wear only sweatpants. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
11745 Doesn't seem fair to punish BOTH of us for calling her "Alexa" 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
11746 Do you think this CrossFit program may be a little too...extreme? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11747 This may work to keep it from raiding our reserves 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11748 That damn mouse won’t know what hit him. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11749 Yeah, I think Corona doesn’t stand a chance. We’ve got this virus on LOCK 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11750 I guess that wasn't quite the outcome he expected for his Rube Goldberg lockdown machine 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11751 COVID-19, “I said quarantine & wear a mask. I didn’t say you must eat everything in your kitchen.” 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11752 I thought that you said you were just going to add a backsplash? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11753 I’m fighting the quarantine 15. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11754 Where did you say this new roomate came from? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11755 So are you thinking Trump or Biden this November? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
11756 So when you asked me to grab you a beer, you WERENT trying to kill me? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11757 I’m sure this quarantine diet will work. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
11758 Perfect! Now let’s catch up on take out and delivery, our local restaurants miss us. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11759 Go ahead. You can totally do this. All you need is some spandex & to channel Catherine Zeta-Jones. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11760 I just don’t know. I still think I prefer the tinsel. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11761 I’ve made some changes since working from home. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
11762 Thats a catch 22 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11763 ...and I ate the locker keys 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11764 Are you POSITIVE the recipe called for butter? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11765 The corona virus can't hurt us now! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11766 It was either this or ordering all new sweatpants 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
11767 Where’s Lassie when you need her?!?! 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
11768 Ninja warrior quarantine edition 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11769 Wedding diet starts now. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11770 So I take it locking the kitchen door and ‘misplacing’ the key wasn’t enough? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11771 -You think they will coming, will be enough? -Who? -I don’t know! #livinginpani 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
11772 « - Now, we might manage somehow to keep away from the snacks? - I don’t know Jack, if a second wave hits... perhaps you should go get some more. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11773 I told you to ask them to put ketchup in the bag... 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11774 Pick a month. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11775 Aunt Sigourney swears she saw Zuul again 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11776 A Rube Goldberg at its finest. Pull the rope and watch the magic happen. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11777 STOP MAKING BANANA BREAD! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11778 It looks plenty dangerous, I just don’t know if it’ll be enough to wake me up 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11779 Let's order food instead 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11780 I only wanted some ice. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
11781 And she gave the keys to her lawyer 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
11782 Wow, so mom and dad have finally cut us off 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
11783 Catch ya later! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11784 But my insulin is in that fridge. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11785 Think that'll be enough? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
11786 Are you sure this is the way to replace gym? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11787 Mum said we won’t eat anything until we help clean the house! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11788 It’s the latest ninja warrior meets escape room game, now adapted for home use. Doctors recommend it for training your brain to engage with real life again amidst the pandemic. Turns out to be very effective. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11789 I really don’t mind doing this every time your mother comes over, but please tell me you remembered to take the lube out of the fridge 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11790 I'm just worried this will add TOO much backsplash. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11791 i guess i’m ready to start ordering in again if you are. why do you ask? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
11792 I guess Dad is on a diet again... 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11793 Grab a bite? Oh, bite me! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11794 It’s either this or we wear a face cover for sixteen hours a day. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11795 It's the lockdown diet ; I thought, why not? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11796 So, we are taking the diet SERIOUSLY this time huh 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11797 What do you think of my new diet? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11798 Gary, how much did you spend on the essential item security plan? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11799 Well, that’s one way to put the spark back into home cooking 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11800 I hate it when dad goes to the cheese shop and they have comté... 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11801 Talk about nudge effect! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11802 I know it’s a bit over kill but that damn rabbit keeps stealing my f***ing cereal. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
11803 I’m trying to keep it to just the quaran-19 ... a bear is holding my phone to stop the deliveries 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11804 We may have gone too far with this new diet.. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11805 damn this fridge kinky 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11806 Cleaning after meals during the pandemic has become a real chore. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11807 Yeah, it uses psychology to help me make healthy lifestyle choices. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
11808 - “Damn, I lost the hex-key.” 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11809 Did we say we’ll catch the coronavirus dead or alive? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11810 Intermittent fasting may not be right for you. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
11811 and we say PEOPLE are too open about their fetishes 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11812 Okaaay, NOW I think we are ready for kids... 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11813 Who’s idea was it to buy an Escape Kitchen? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11814 Can you tell me again how your phone ended up in the fridge? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11815 This isn’t quite what I meant when I said “extreme dieting”... 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11816 did you remember to parboil the potatoes 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
11817 What quarantine phase is this? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11818 parent trap 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11819 I know I asked you to pick up some mousetraps, but I think you got a bit carried away. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
11820 That midnight milk pirate doesn’t stand a chance. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
11821 Sweetie am preparing for second wave of COVID, all supplies are safe and secure 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11822 We’ve got no other choice now, we have to order in. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11823 It’s like our own @bodaborgboston! #quarantinelife FTW! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11824 You think all the rooms are like this? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11825 Actually,Karen, I got the idea from your chastity belt. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11826 The roommate ate your yogurt CLEARLY LABLED WITH YOUR NAME ON IT starter pack 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11827 Whitney Museum X IKEA collab. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11828 They just came up with it- quickly get rid of the quarantine pounds 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11829 And unlike any other species before them, the humans unknowingly and eventually orchestrated their own extinction, taking it one Instagram challenge too far. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11830 I know the wedding is a month away, but don't you think this is overkill? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11831 Quarantined with mice. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11832 When you said Sigourney Weaver inspired, I didn’t think you meant Ghostbusters... 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11833 I still think we should call the ghostbusters 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11834 They're very protective of their toilet paper. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11835 I dunno, I really think we still need lasers and flamethrowers, y'know, like a final touch 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11836 We did say we should ration our food, but is all this really necessary? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11837 Summer Cottage Rental 2020 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
11838 Jeez, dad really doesn’t want us to upgrade the kitchen furniture. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
11839 you were the one who was sure we could handle intermittent fasting. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11840 Any chance you still have those twinkies under the mattress? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11841 I just wish I’d grabbed a snack first. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11842 Do you think this place comes fully furnished? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11843 So what did your nutritionist call this diet again? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11844 Is this the new Ninja Warrior course ? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
11845 We’re caught in a trap ..can you work it out ? Because I love you too much baby .. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11846 Honey, I know we have different political views but this maybe taking it too far. A man’s gotta eat. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
11847 Teachers need to get paid. Homeschooling is scary. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11848 Quick! Turn out the lights! Here comes your dad! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11849 The uber eats guy said he just needed to use the washroom... 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11850 Or you could just put your name on the can with a sharpie. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11851 How long did you say your brother is staying for? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
11852 this fasting trend is getting wild 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11853 What’s the worst that can happen, it’s only July, not thanksgiving at your parents. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11854 Fauci advises against it, but I think we’ll be ok. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11855 At least now the food is safe from the coronavirus 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11856 See, we are totally in control of our lives! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11857 we better get on the “chain gang” before there’s a “spike” 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11858 Nothing tastes as good as not being impaled feels. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11859 This is Grandma trying to prevent looters. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11860 Their lies a million dollars meal 🤣.. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11861 But will it go with the couch? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
11862 Are you shure you are fully committed to have that baby? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11863 I don’t know sarah, is it really worth it tho? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11864 I think we may finally lose the 19 lbs we have each gained from COVID-19 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
11865 Honey, it’s called fridge distancing....so we don’t gain the covid 19. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11866 I won't give you the key unless you wash your hands 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11867 You see how the ARTIST uses realism to express restraint. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11868 She said it was the only place her Zoom calls wouldn’t be interrupted. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11869 Kitchen looks great Paul!” “Thanks, I hired the guy who designed Fort Knox 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
11870 Too much, or not enough? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11871 Be patient...it’ll open once we hit the light green phase 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
11872 Starving our way to food for thought 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11873 I only had two barriers at first, but I still managed to get a second dinner and a snack last night 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11874 We forgot to layout the cheese. 🤦🏻‍♀️ 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
11875 I did not hesitate when you asked if you looked fat in your new swimsuit! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11876 You think there is a hidden message here? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11877 It's a good thing I hid a sandwich in the dishwasher 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11878 It's called Survivor Fasting. It's Jeff Probst's idea of doing the show in quarantine. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11879 It just doesn’t look the same as the photos on Zillow, Karl. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11880 Nice try mom but we are going to get through 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11881 What did you do with all the magnets? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11882 Now lets see that leprechaun try to take our cereal! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
11883 This was probably a bad idea 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11884 We can tell ppl it’s not another fad diet but rather a kitchen reno with a 50 shades of grey motif 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11885 You know, I think there is leftover tiramisu in the fridge. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11886 Lets see who steals food now 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11887 ‘’I’m starting to think the milk may have expired...’’ 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11888 This will really help with those late night quarantine cravings. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11889 You’re the one who said noom wasn’t strict enough 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11890 What’s the landlord’s name again?” “Mr. Gray 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11891 I told you honey, were in the Upside Down. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11892 This is the only way we lose the quarantine 15 honey 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11893 Wouldn’t it be safer just to pretend the floor is lava? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11894 Looks like the mice came back with a vengeance 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11895 Self-restraint in 2020 with the help of amazon.com 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11896 How I learnt to view food 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
11897 Kitchen CrossFit. Crush Quarantine 15. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11898 When you said this smart home will help our diet goals, this isn't exactly what I pictured 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
11899 I can dodge this 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11900 And here we see Marie Kondos Kitchen, after she told her family that the fridge *did not spark joy* 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11901 I forgot to take the salmon out of the freezer. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
11902 There are Klondike bars in the freezer... 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11903 Hmmm, I don’t know. Wouldn’t it be easier if we just stopped taking Ambien? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11904 If this doesn’t help us go Keto, I don’t know what will. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11905 We can wash our hands in the bathroom.” “Actually- 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
11906 And you’re sure the procrasti-eating solution saved more time than it cost? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11907 This is why I don’t allow push notifications from post mates 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11908 well... This feels healthy 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11909 The key to weight loss is self-control. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11910 It’s time for a diet. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11911 I get the need to lose weight, but have you tried Noom? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11912 The baby adult-proofed the kitchen again. Joke's on him, the last of my breast milk is in the freezer. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11913 Wouldn’t it just be easier to stop smoking so much pot ? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
11914 I think my sister went a little overboard with the baby proofing 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11915 Is this why you’ve been queuing 365 days in my Netflix account? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11916 Our ubereats delivery should be here in 5 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11917 Abstinence is the only 100% guarantee that we won't be doing anymore dishes. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11918 Bear Market Worries Honey 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11919 Can’t they just find a sitter? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11920 Next casualty: Television News. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11921 That should keep your father out. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11922 Wow this lockdown is dangerous...thanks to our politicians and justice system 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
11923 The snacks are secure. I think we are now prepared for the lockdown now 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
11924 I don’t know. I still feel like the kids are going to ask for snacks. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11925 A bit kinky, don’t you think. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
11926 New Berlin Wall detected 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11927 I told you my new flatmate was weird 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11928 But I already promised I wouldn’t bake any more bread. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11929 I’m still gonna need that sandwich, Mary. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11930 Do you think the kids have been playing too much “Mouse Trap”? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11931 key to the point: keep the key to the point? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11932 How to stop the pandemic 10 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
11933 Let's see if I lose 10 lbs with this. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11934 Guess, We are taking the Lockdown Diet quite literally 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11935 The new economic stimulus measures seem un-American 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11936 „Fasting is the new Lockdown“ 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11937 Finding ways to slow gaining the inevitable “COVID 15” was getting out of hand 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11938 No, I believe you Mike, just please tell me again, what happened to the alligators? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
11939 is there anything that we miss? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11940 Takeaway? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
11941 There's more than tea in that jar though, right? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11942 I personally liked her other works, ‘social distancing’ and ‘work from home’ 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11943 Gluttony privilege 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11944 So yeah, it’s much easier to order from bitesquad. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11945 Honey, Do you suppose he was the most homesick, or the most pragmatic burglar we’ve had?locking up all the food,Poor thing. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
11946 Honey, I think these will stop us. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11947 I think this is more for you than it is for me 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11948 Let's lock these down too 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11949 You were right about the clickbait. Next time, let’s try an agent 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11950 It's like it wants us to open it 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
11951 Honey there is so maney obstacles and challenges in life one those is for food ,specialy if you not washing your hands it might get you kill 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11952 I’m sure glad the gyms are reopening 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11953 I think Grandma would like that one 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
11954 Maybe a couple of more mousetraps near the handle?, this doesn't seem nearly enough 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11955 Soo.. mexican it is ! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11956 The last resort for not overeating during the lockdown. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11957 I forgot my water bottle in the fridge. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11958 I think this diet has to work! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11959 But we can still wash dishes . . . 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
11960 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝖁𝖆𝖚𝖑𝖙 𝖔𝖋 𝕿𝖊𝖒𝖕𝖙𝖆𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓: Good night, good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow, That I shall say good night till it be morrow. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11961 Let's see how the kids eat my ice cream now 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11962 Did you remember to grab your secret stash from your nightstand? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11963 Takeout sounds good. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11964 You sure this new “You sure this weight loss program doesn’t seem a tad bit extreme? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11965 now where did I hide those keys ... 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
11966 That’s the last time I take a gummy and talk politics. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
11967 Guess it’s time to get serious about that quarantine 15. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11968 I know we’re on lockdown but does that mean everything in the kitchen is too? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
11969 At home in Hong Kong 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11970 Hmmm...I'm not sure The Steam Punk Kitchen store sells them in white Ed. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11971 How about something light? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11972 But what if we have to get some water? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11973 But just in case we reeeeeally need a snack, I stocked the garage 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
11974 The real estate agent must be worried about looting.” “And crash dieters. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11975 : „The Irony of this situation is, that there are only pickles and tofu in the fridge.“ 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11976 I find your distaste for yogurts disturbing 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11977 „Okay let’s order some pizza then“ 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11978 We shouldn't have let the kids watch those old Jigsaw movies. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11979 Are you sure this is what Florida meant with stand your gourd laws? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11980 -Escape rooms keep getting harder and harder... 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11981 Tell me you took the vodka out of the freezer? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11982 I told you they don’t put ice in coke with that XXL double pepperoni pizza with EXTRA cheese we ordered! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
11983 Are you sure this is part of our Keto Diet plan? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11984 are you sure this diet is safe? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11985 The cabinets too? They’re white, after all. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11986 Weighing how to sate without the bait. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11987 Chinese again? Or tacos? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11988 The time between second lunch and first dinner 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11989 Looking forward to 2021! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11990 You aren’t a sleep walker are you? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
11991 Ehhh, turkey clubs not a Jigsaw Killer clue ... right? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
11992 It’s still safer than going to a sit down restaurant. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11993 I still don’t think we’ve done enough! Maybe add an alligator pit?! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11994 Hanger is your motivator in this Hunger-Games-themed Escape Room. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
11995 Relax, it’s called extreme dieting for a reason babe. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11996 This way, if we run out of food, we’ll have each other. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11997 It seems it’s too late for me to apologize for eating the last piece of banana bread 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
11998 Maybe we should just buy a Peleton? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
11999 Will this be enough to keep the kids inside the house? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12000 And how do we get to the high fiber low fat sugar free treats now? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12001 The lockdown was just outside, right? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12002 The gardener is coming tomorrow to build the moat 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12003 Can we try Keto instead? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12004 Let’s see that mouse manage now. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12005 I wanted to portray my experiences of 2020: upon coming out of lockdown there were a few more traps awaiting 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12006 You read about this in Men's Health? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12007 It's my new diet. Emphasis on die. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
12008 Paul, I don’t want to sound critical, but I don’t think this is the best way to “get smart” on Internet of Things vulnerabilities. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12009 This seems a bit extreme to lose your COVID-19 extra pounds! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12010 Parkyusa "It's called the Die-t!" 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12011 so, this is how you plan to loose your quarantine weight? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
12012 How we putting the groceries away ? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12013 I just hope this diet program is refundable 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12014 We could always try Uber Eats. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12015 Hmm, I really wish we had taken the milk out first. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12016 Still easier than winning an Instagram giveaway 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12017 It’s called ‘The Inquisition Diet’. The one true diet - you must confess 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12018 Honey, you could've locked the kitchen door instead 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12019 Honey, no matter what, nothing will stop us from reaching our New Year’s health goals! 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
12020 Think about it. Once we get through these self-made obstacles we can feel proud of ourselves again. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
12021 ...so it's really just an AirB 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
12022 And I thought keto was extreme... 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12023 And you wouldn't try a face mask 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12024 What part of phase “Daddy, I want Teddy bear for bday” did you misunderstand? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12025 Once we can fit through the doorways without having to turn sideways, we can take them off. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12026 The patina on the padlock is really stunning, don’t you think? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12027 Now we don't need to workout 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
12028 You eat your roommate's sandwich one time... 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
12029 .. So...your roommate used your chipotle mayo once? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
12030 I told you I was starting my diet tomorrow 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
12031 I misunderstood when you said bears were coming for Pride 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12032 Still not enough 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
12033 There’s no other way to lose the Covid-19 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12034 So, where do you want to eat? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12035 The art of dieting. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
12036 Dieting, but make it 2020. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
12037 You see what I've been saying about vacation rentals? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12038 This new diet has got me thinking. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12039 Skipped right through all of Weight Watchers' tips for controlling your snacking did you? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12040 I’m not going to put on the Rona 15 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12041 A new kind of hollywood diet 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12042 How long do you think the shutdown will be this time? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12043 New Listing: Completely remodeled mid-century gothic kitchen 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
12044 The solution to when the kids are eating you out of house and home. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
12045 White karma 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12046 It’s either this or you stop taking Ambien. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12047 All the food that it's hiding 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12048 The Arbonne consultant said it was just for 30 days. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12049 Quarantine Diet Tip #368 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12050 The kids are eating everything! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12051 starting whole30 tomorrow. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12052 Thanks for your help, bro. You wanna get pizza tonight? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12053 ...but what do we do about the deliveries? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12054 @newyorkermag "Apparently Jigsaw holds the majority shares for Weight Watcher's" 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12055 Darling, this is from my mother to help you on your 56th diet attempt... 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12056 Now I AM curious what’s in the fridge. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12057 Our roommate is taking his online prepper courses very seriously. (typo the first time 😂) 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12058 The Houdini Diet? Let's just disappear altogether. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12059 Our design team decided on the farmhouse/rustic/trapper theme. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12060 I told you not to leave the keys inside this time Marie.. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
12061 At least we can keep off the extra pounds during the second wave. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12062 i am thinking what your dietolog is really the best 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12063 I guess we overstayed our welcome - does this mean we have to work out? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12064 I didn’t know to prepare food is this challenging. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12065 Well, babe, we tried WW. I bet we can stick with this new Houdini Nutrition Plan. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12066 This new diet program is sure shackling our appetite 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12067 I know that cat has been mad at us, but this is a new low. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12068 You think it’s necessary? Trust me, he went through a Kafkian methamorphosis 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12069 Could you check to see if we have enough milk for breakfast in the morning? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12070 I cannot afford to go up a size 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12071 Wash your hands and hum happy birthday, twice 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12072 Is this how they vegan? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
12073 The kids are in there 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
12074 I'd still put my money in trapping him in his web of lies. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
12075 That’s the baby proofing done. What time is your meeting? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12076 ‘Is you’re refrigerator running?’ they asked. Not anymore it isn’t. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
12077 - How long has he been hiding from Covid? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12078 Quarantine 15 under control 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12079 We’ll unfreeze him when kindergarten opens again. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12080 No Karen, I don’t think the protesters are going to be interested in your newly remodeled kitchen. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12081 Meals just taste better when you have to pay an arm and a leg. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12082 The realtor calls it "nuevo masochism". She says it's latest thing 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
12083 Boy, setting all this up really worked up an appetite, what should we order? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
12084 I've decided I'm not really that fat. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12085 Open sesame seeds! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12086 Is THIS what he meant by "everything but the kitchen sink?" 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12087 "Let's get a Mogwai she said, it'll be fun she said" 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12088 @fodito72 Honey, I still think we should’ve gone with my laser idea. Think I can still see a route through to the fridge. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
12089 Text Mom and Dad, “Challenge accepted.” 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12090 This isn’t what I meant when I said we need to support local restaurants” @newyorkermag 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12091 Fasting is not only effective. It’s also incredibly easy to follow! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
12092 That should take care of the dishes. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12093 I didn't think the leftovers were that good. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12094 I'd die for some chocolate right now. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12095 I’m assuming this is her idea of a lockdown? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
12096 And you are SURE you didn’t click on the icon for Weight Watchers PLUS, right? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12097 They lost 30 pounds, mostly leg weight. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12098 This diet is really getting intense. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12099 I get it, they're your leftovers. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12100 Not exactly what I meant by baby-proofing. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
12101 At least they halted evictions. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12102 This new diet is pretty intense 1.0000 0.05717 18 18 0 0
12103 Maybe we should just go to the store and buy more. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12104 Honey, don't you think this is a bit of an overkill just to keep the kids our of your chocolate cache? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12105 I told you your cooking sucked. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12106 The ice cream will make it worthwhile. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12107 I guess we're ordering tonight? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12108 The dry dog food in the basement doesn't expire until December. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12109 Is this because of the Chicken a la Mode? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12110 But you’re sure you did tell them we weren’t serving anything. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12111 Lucky for you I’m lactating. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12112 And the keys are in the fridge? Yep, that just might work! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12113 Where did you say you keep the chocolate? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12114 It must be a really good I.P.A. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12115 Ah, this must be where mom keeps her wine. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
12116 Gee, you would think they would protect the food more. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12117 Can't you just confess that you're not a vegetarian? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12118 Bud knows how to set up these traps in his kitchen! 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
12119 What will we do with the bathroom? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
12120 Do you think these barriers are enough to put us away from binging and boredom eating? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
12121 This should catch whoever has been snacking at 2:00am 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12122 We could trust ourselves, but that was what we said two phases and 50 pounds ago. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
12123 I’m guessing they figured out that we still have a key. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
12124 now we're shure to catch the midnight snacker. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
12125 What are we looking at if someone gets hurt? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12126 There’s one problem honey The key is missing... 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12127 I'm planning to apply for a patent and market it as Snack Attack: COVID Edition. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12128 Now, what if I actually need to cook at home? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12129 What was the one before Keto? What if we try that one again instead? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12130 You think we’ve overdecorated? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
12131 Who's coming over anyway? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12132 they guaranteed you'll loose weight one way or another 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12133 Best part about this diet is you can eat all the carbs you want. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12134 I'm fully committed to the slow food movement. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12135 If only we had the will power to not eat... 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12136 That should keep us out. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12137 We have to face it: bowerbirds make terrible pets. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12138 Looks like a trap to me 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12139 I said the fridge was nearly bare, not there’s a bear near the fridge.. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
12140 Are you sure this diet works? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12141 That ought to deter the kids by about 20 minutes 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12142 Is Gothic Design really right for us ? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
12143 My, my! A food hoarder's dream kitchen makeover! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12144 We did say "Everything but the kitchen sink." 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12145 Well, the loss of limbs will achieve weight loss. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
12146 Do you think the ice cream could escape through the ice dispenser? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12147 So we're the protesters,and the fridge is Trump's White House? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12148 Pandemic munchies diet plan 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12149 I hope you have a good locksmith in mind. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12150 Yep. I think this will catch our sleep-walking eater. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12151 Wrong house 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12152 Drumpf will never recover 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12153 Isn't there a less threatening way to keep him from overeating? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
12154 A kitchen's kink is its own business. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12155 Can we revisit just removing the carbs from the kitchen? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12156 Dieting in the time of COVID 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12157 So... are you sure of "need" a greek yogurt? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12158 Yeah, as I was telling you, food is my only vice. But I have a good handle on it now. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12159 Well..,.Do you want to order pizza or Chinese? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12160 I think we took the quarantine diet too seriously 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12161 There, that will stop the raccoons. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12162 If Mom and Dad keep this up, we should consider moving out. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
12163 Well, your mom said she needs to watch her diet when she visits next week... 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12164 And how is this going to stop us from ordering take-out? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12165 I'd heard good things about Noom's weight-loss plan, but that Doom's weight-loss plan is better. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
12166 I know Mom is serious about the diet this time, but does she expect the rest of us to starve? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12167 So this is the kitchen. It has nice views of the park. And, there’s a big back yard with plenty of room for a garden. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12168 I'm trying a very restrictive diet. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
12169 Yes, I know your parents asked for some diet advice. Have they seen this yet? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
12170 You really think three is enough? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12171 And they say surfaces are not that dangerous 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12172 Take that, Quarantine 15! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12173 You still have the VBRO number? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12174 It seems we've run out of vanilla. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12175 If we just stop making banana bread, the virus will suddenly disappear! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
12176 Yeah, the party is still on, but we're going to have to make a few adjustments. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12177 You're right, they raided the Browns' entire Doritos stash the other day. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12178 Are you SURE those are the correct instructions for our new diet? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
12179 I guess we need to support our local businesses 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12180 Are you saying that you found this diet on the Internet? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
12181 I still say we should have gone with sunset bronze. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12182 The mice are everywhere. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12183 I’ve given up Paleo for the Spanish Inquisition Diet. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12184 Wouldn't it have been easier to fix the doggie door? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12185 Your dad must really want you going on that diet. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12186 Do you think maybe we’ve overreacted a little to that one bear sighting last week? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
12187 You got the diet yogurts out of the fridge, right? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12188 So, want to unload the dishwasher? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12189 How to lose your Quarantine 15 lbs. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12190 So much for dental hygiene... 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12191 Unfortunately, the grocery delivery isn't until tomorrow. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12192 Do you think that maybe we went a tad overboard just to keep your mother on her diet ? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12193 no more pictures of sourdough and banana bread 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12194 ..and you can't not buy the ice cream? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12195 They say armless snacking is much healthier than mindless snacking. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12196 So your orthodontist Dr. Goldburg is OK with this? Actually, it’s Goldberg , and yes, he is. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12197 Diabetics will cheat.” “Where there’s a will there is a way no matter how ridiculous we try to prevent it. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
12198 As the millennials take their first step towards dieting, they already regret their decision 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12199 This one is titled,”The Diet.” 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12200 I agree you made your special organic food and refrigerated cult wine theft proof. But, how do I just get milk , much less prepare a meal? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
12201 When you said, 'This diet is torture!' I didn't realize this is what you meant. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12202 They've millenial-proofed the whole house. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12203 I've got a wedding Saturday. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12204 Derek and Sharon take their childproofing seriously. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12205 What do you say we go out for dinner tonight? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12206 I guess we’re having take out, again. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
12207 Yeah, but Narnia fridge... 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
12208 Good. Now bring on the Ambien! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
12209 why are we paying rent here again? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12210 So that’s how they kept it off. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12211 Chinese? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12212 Frankly my dear, it would have been much easier to remove and store our goods in the basement storage room. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
12213 She was devoted to WeightWatchers, and he was totally into 'The Avengers.' And it all started on eHarmony. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12214 The homeowner did mention that the kitchen designer was a descendant of Houdini. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
12215 Perhaps something more subtle. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12216 I heard grandma was taking coupons. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
12217 It's called the "takeout' diet. Either it takes you out or you order takeout. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12218 Do you think this will be enough? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12219 Hmm, let's eat out 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12220 Now that you mention it, I do think that the bear traps are a bit excessive. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12221 It begins: Houdini's parents attempt to keep the toddler from snacking. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12222 Maybe we should just order in going forward 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12223 This diet gives new meaning to the phase, "I scream for ice cream". 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12224 Freeloaders! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12225 And I STILL gained weight during the lockdown. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12226 It's nice that she left the sink open... makes for an easier clean-up 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12227 I didn't know it was your yogurt. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12228 The previous owner was an anorexic, sadomasochistic wild-game enthusiast and taxidermist. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12229 I've never seen anyone quite so protective of their cottage cheese. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12230 So I guess we're ordering delivery tonight? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12231 Glad that’s done, let’s celebrate. Takeout or delivery? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
12232 Our nutrition coach has gone too far with this Veto Diet. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12233 It's the new "Heavy Metal Diet" and I got a great deal on this stuff on Craigslist 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12234 But who will let us out if they do get a vaccine " 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
12235 I think our Bear problem is remedied. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12236 Why wouldn't your parents just say no parties? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
12237 They call it closed concept. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
12238 WeightWatchers really isn't messing around anymore. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
12239 I'm thinking that a pizza sounds good 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12240 I don't know...teenagers are pretty ingenious. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12241 Had you thought to simply label your orange juice? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
12242 Me thinks you are just a tad over-enthusiastic about our new diet plan. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12243 I dunno, honey. There's got to be an easier way to diet. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
12244 i thought you said he'd come back from quarantine hungry as three starving bears. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12245 So now we are going to try fasting? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12246 We might make it over the D-Day obstacles but who has the key? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12247 How about take-out tonight? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12248 It’s the bear trap, quick loss diet. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
12249 Well, It's definitely child-proof. I'll give you that. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12250 Take-away it is then. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
12251 I told you we should've gone out for drinks instead. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12252 Yeah, but I really want that last slice. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12253 Dad’s on the Houdini diet. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12254 Do you think she’ll get out again? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12255 Hmm... ladies first? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12256 How about pralines and cream as our safe word? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12257 Well you know, they did advertise it as a strict diet. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12258 We have teenage boys, it won't be enough to stop them. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
12259 Maybe just ramp up caloric burn by exerting more efforts during sex. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
12260 Alright. If she escapes before midnight tonight, then, yes, I agree: your dog is the greatest Houdini-style refrigerator escape artist on the planet -- just as you've always claimed. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12261 With these beautiful mid-Inquisition modern interiors, it would be a sin not to rent this unit! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
12262 It's still worth it. I'm going for it. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12263 Only 5 more lbs. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12264 Do you think my new diet program will work? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12265 They must have failed every weight loss program. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12266 Now That's One Serious Diet! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12267 I'm trying a new diet. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12268 Cheat days really just ruin your body. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12269 Is this some sort of treasure hunt game? If so, I can help you unlock! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12270 I'm thinking takeout. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12271 Childproofing for Dummies 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12272 I'm thinking pizza. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
12273 The Uber eats guys have gone to far 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12274 I heard the viruses hang out in the kitchen. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12275 Let’s ordered a pizza! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12276 Well, only the shakes in the refrigerator were included in this diet's basic package price. Everything else was an add-on. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
12277 Are we supposed to wear a mask indoors too? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
12278 That Cenobite Diet Plan seems to be really working for you. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
12279 Maybe now I'll lose that last five pounds and you that last 15 pounds. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12280 How long are we on this diet? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
12281 What time does Houdini arrive? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12282 Is this Houdini’s idea? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12283 I thought you liked my having the guys here for football nights. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12284 Do you feel like takeaway? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
12285 It's called the 'Medieval Diet' - supposedly, it really helps you stop eating carbs. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
12286 I forgot to get eggs. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
12287 I hear it was a barbaric diet program. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12288 Gosh, I don't know, whatever you want to fix for dinner is fine with me. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12289 My realtor thinks the house will sell by the weekend 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12290 What about the cat flap? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12291 So, how many heads do you suppose are in there? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12292 WeightWatchers announces their new self-isolation diet plan. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12293 Is Geraldo available? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12294 Step 13 of the Alcoholics Anonymous program. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12295 Let that be the last time we need to clean dishes during quarantine. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12296 Mom's just been a little paranoid ever since Zuul, the Gatekeeper of Gozer, abducted her and turned her into a snarling beast. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12297 We could always walk to the left and make a black coffee. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12298 If this doesn't solve our mouse problem, we're buying a gun. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12299 So she is a vegan? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12300 Oh, yeah, that's great, honey. It'll definitely work. I'm going to Ben and Jerry's. Want anything? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
12301 Where's the didactic? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
12302 Couldn’t we count calories instead? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12303 Do you think Mom is trying to send us a message? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12304 We are crapped! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12305 We don’t want to reopen too soon, do we? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12306 Ok, the diet is safe, but does it work 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
12307 I know you said that chocolate cake was to die for but this seems excessive 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
12308 I love the stainless steel! And it’s easy to clean up! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12309 This new diet plan seems a little extreme don't you think...? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12310 But do you think it’s enough to keep your dad from trying to cook? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
12311 I think I could've simply wired my jaw closed 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
12312 Wouldn’t Weight Watchers Be Easier? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
12313 I still think that "Wait!, Watchers!" is a catchy label. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12314 This is what you call a Complete LOCKDOWN!! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12315 If there’s no milk and cereal in the morning, let’s try fresh meat. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12316 If only takeout options weren’t so seamless 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12317 You think this is enough? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
12318 animal proofing 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12319 In my mom's day, child-proofing the kitchen meant simply saying "no. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
12320 Let's Just Get Pizza 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12321 Diet much? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12322 I don’t know, Hon....kitchen’s awfully dated... 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12323 Boy, my wife doesn’t like cannibalism! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12324 Is it too late to return this? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
12325 Your move, dishes 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
12326 Wayfair." "Nice. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12327 Is that enough to keep the babysitter from eating all our food? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12328 I know, Derrick, but I swear I saw something move in the kombucha. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12329 I think the Prsident might be trying to make it harder for some people to vote in this swing state. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
12330 Just because Bill's friends won't take "no" for an answer, this is overkill. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12331 It's easier than counting calories. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12332 Let me guess, WeightWatchers bought out Game of Thrones? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12333 The kids really want delivery tonight, huh? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12334 A bit much.....even for a Dove Bar, don’t you think? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12335 I think this diet will work. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
12336 Looks like your serious this time. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12337 That is where we keep the Covid19. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12338 I just found that 47 padlocks wasn’t enough to stop me snacking 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12339 That should last three days 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
12340 Without a mask big enough, it went to social isolation 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
12341 The party guests can help us take this down 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12342 Which one looks the most comfortable? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12343 So the next thing is for us to get the nùmber of the pest controller from the magnet on the fridge. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
12344 You look great. Social distancing from your fridge worked. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
12345 Can we just live a little this year? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12346 Wow, he’s really sensitive about his sourdough starter. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12347 So, your rommate’s pissed about the disappearing Ben & Jerry’s, eh? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12348 You’re right, the fridge *is* dangerous! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12349 I was hoping to catch all 3 of your quarantined frat brothers when they forage at midnight. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12350 Maybe it was a bad idea to store the toilet paper in the fridge. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
12351 This redefines all my preconceptions about post-modern sculpture. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12352 I’m gonna lose those last 5 pounds of pregnancy weight if it kills me. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12353 The website says, "Six months for weight loss, followed by 6 months for maintenance." 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12354 Ok! I think we’re ready for the bear market. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
12355 Wild caught" all fresh diet. "Better than the keto plan 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
12356 For sure, we've built a better mousetrap. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12357 I know condiments can go bad, but when the mayo pulled a gun on the mustard.... 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12358 How much do you really want that ice cream bar? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
12359 Willpower is like a muscle -- the more you train it, the stronger it gets 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12360 I take it you want pizza tonight. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12361 Oh, I see Mom wants Dad on a diet again” Sharon Collinson 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12362 I'm guessing the last house sitters took advantage of the ("help yourself to the snacks!"), offer? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12363 And you're sure this is the only way to successfully do intermittent fasting? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12364 Yeah, it's totally worth the risk. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
12365 a gift from your mother ? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12366 Got key? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12367 Maybe just get takeout? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12368 I used our Amazon bonus points and saved a bundle. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12369 Knock three times on the ceiling if you want me... 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12370 Do you think your Mother will be offended? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12371 It’s worth a try... 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
12372 I thought you said "avoid the trap of killer Covid 15," not "trap, avoid, and kill Covid 15" 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12373 I can see why they’ve lost weight... 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12374 Mom asked for help her with diet. Did I overdo it? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12375 I guess Shirley really wanted that last piece of. Pie. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12376 Staying home has its limitations. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12377 You were complaining about gaining weight during quarantine, so I googled "Lockdown Diet." 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12378 Was Mr. Houdini's discount worth it? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12379 I say we try Jenny Craig first or maybe WW? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12380 I think the kids would have a lot of fun figuring this out 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12381 They say it beats the crap out of Weight Watchers. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12382 Hmm.....Air b&b has really changed. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
12383 13 more days of quarantine. I think I got this... 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12384 It may seem a little extreme but Susan said it worked wonders for her and Frank! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
12385 Ok, I guess, but please just stay away from the beer fridge in the garage. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12386 I don't believe this is how you catch the Coronavirus. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12387 Are you sure this is how Marie Osmond did it? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12388 It was good cake but not that good. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
12389 This should keep the property brothers out of the kitchen. Let's move on to the bedroom. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12390 Damn your obstacles! I will not stop baking bread during the pandemic! 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
12391 Okay, Uncle Charlie does snack a lot, but this may be overkill. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12392 Do you think that will keep our roommate out of our food? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12393 You are a genius: this combines my two favorite pastimes. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12394 Would anything more be entrapment? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
12395 You know what? I'm kind of hungry. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
12396 I really think the cobra in the fridge would've been enough, but okay. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12397 My first husband died of obesity. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12398 Ok, David Copperfield, I'll bet "Foodini" can escape in less than 30 seconds! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12399 That's one way to battle the 'quarantine fifteen'. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12400 You're thinking too much about the 'reality' part of reality television. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12401 Looks like the folks have stepped away from the Keto diet... 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
12402 Considering that they're fruitarians, this poses an ethical problem. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
12403 Whole30 is going to be a piece of cake. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12404 Still hungry? Well, I have some good news and some bad news.... I didn't rinse the dishes when I loaded the dishwasher. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12405 These reality cooking shows are really getting out of hand 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12406 This explains Oprah-4d67-a13a-bfcf4fa99bd5.1594405761.1.1594405821.1594405761.d3ff165b-33ce-4148-b3 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12407 It's my diet plan during the pandemic. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12408 Just remember, the real danger is what we put into our bodies. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12409 Let me try first... 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12410 It's called the ‘Zero Willpower Diet Plan’. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12411 So...Zuul should be contained, right? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
12412 You want to go back to Keto? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12413 I accidentally left my overnight oats in there for two nights. It became sentient and began offering “good Familiars” in exchange for human blood. I mean, I’m not going to do anything crazy, but I’m dying to learn more about these “good Familiars. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12414 It’s just that we’ve been eating out so much lately. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12415 It's for our own good, just until the pandemic ends. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
12416 It's the last of the yeast. I think It's safe." 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12417 If this doesna-7192-41a8-b7ff-c217f9932793 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
12418 D'ya think Weight Watchers Home Outreach will be impressed? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12419 Can't we just do the paleo diet? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
12420 This is not what I meant by "I think we should go on a diet." 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12421 And you thought keto was challenging 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
12422 No more midnight snacks for your mother! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12423 Let’s see you take my yoghurt now, Fran. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12424 Do you think they'd know if we ordered a pizza? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12425 So... take-out again tonight? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12426 You know; getting out may be a problem too. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12427 Seems extreme but Noom says it’ll work. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12428 I feel great knowing I've really earned that snack. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12429 So this is the new diet plan. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12430 You would think the key lime pie was a good place for the keys... 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12431 Maybe you should not have bought so much Wagyu. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
12432 You said you likes Fifty Shades of Grey, didn't you? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
12433 We were only supposed to set a mousetrap. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12434 It’s a look. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12435 Or we could just take in. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12436 It was the spam with soggy linguine and ketchup. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
12437 Counting calories just seemed too restrictive. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12438 Essentially, since we are on Paleo, Keto, vegan, mon glutin, low salt, no sugar diet, and since we can't eat anything grown over fifty miles from our home, we are primarily committed to starvation. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
12439 Finally getting serious about the diet? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12440 when I said that diets are torture...I guess that you raised the bar 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12441 ‘I get the feeling you don’t want me to help in the kitchen anymore.’ 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12442 ...or we could order takeout. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12443 I guess mom is serious about her diet this time. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
12444 Seems a bit drastic, but they both swear by it. It's called "the Medieval Torture Diet" 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12445 Maybe let's just not buy carbs. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12446 Are we really that hungry, dude? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12447 The lure of "night cheese" requires drastic measures. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
12448 Enforced Fasting ? You Think ? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12449 #When you realize that it’s no longer just the toilet paper in scarcity. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12450 Hey, um, did you know New Zealand is actually two islands? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
12451 Which one should we get to keep the kids out of the flower garden? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12452 Do you live with your parents? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12453 Houdini Diet? No. I just can’t stop eating Manchego.” 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12454 By next week, we'll either have a cat with a new attitude or a new cat. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12455 ...or we could just get takeout from Jack in the Box. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12456 I think I got everything, but let me check those Dept of Education guidelines once more before we let him out of his room.... 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12457 I gather Stuart didn’t appreciate our lap band suggestion. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12458 This new diet is...interesting. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12459 Careful—I think it's a thirst trap. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
12460 Don’t you think that that new Weight Watchers program is a little extreme? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
12461 I'm hungry. You Tarzan. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
12462 Overkill, maybe, but surefire! Now all that work made me hungry. What say we order in some Chinese? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12463 Take that Goldilocks 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12464 Honey it's called the "Houdini Diet" 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12465 How exciting! It's your first locksmith test! 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
12466 So, you think this will help us to stop eating?!? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12467 We could order a pizza 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12468 I think our snacks are safe now. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12469 That's what it takes sometimes. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12470 You know I'm still going to eat your peanut butter cups right? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12471 It’s impenetrable, except in cases of ice cream cravings. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12472 Drat...they closed the fire exit! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12473 When are we going to become vegetarians? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
12474 So 1800 calories a day shouldn’t be this difficult. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12475 Takes the “t” out of “diet.” 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12476 Insulin spikes, grease traps and long-chain fatty acids; telltale signs of a diet. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12477 It was so much easier pre-quarantine. There was this lovely thing called a spa.... 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12478 Wow mom was really meant NO eating until dinner time.... ye and she’s also serious about us doing the dishes!! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12479 Ready to kick Quarantine 15's *$#@ 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12480 After the Adkins, Paleo and Mediterranean Diets, I think we've finally found a diet that will work for us. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12481 What I'm thinking? It might be a trap. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12482 You know, I just still don't feel like it's enough. Might be able to keep out the teens- too busy practicing what was it- tictac dances?, but not the 7 year old- little devil he is. Never mind, they're the baby-sitter's problem now. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
12483 Okay---I say we try GrubHub or UberEats. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12484 He left you his asocial security. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
12485 The 'terrible twos' is not so bad. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12486 I see you're really getting a grip on your dietary restrictions. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12487 O.K., I think we’re ready to put it on Airbnb. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12488 I think this new diet plan may work. It’s to modify our behavior. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12489 Shouldn’t we be a bit chubbier to make this cartoon work? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12490 Are you sure you wiped it all clean? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
12491 Typical Jeff. Paranoid as hell but still doesn't wear a f***ing mask. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12492 I think that we are a bit paranoid!. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12493 I’m not sure whether we should call a locksmith or go on a diet. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
12494 Do you think Rube Goldberg would approve of Houdini’s mouse trap? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12495 Too easy, I'm going to grab some ice cream, what can I get for you? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
12496 Maybe we could order out Chinese! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12497 Do you still think he’s going to come out of the closet? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12498 This is part of our new home security system. My dad works at a bank and he says you can’t trust anybody. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12499 Now I'm kind of thinking a vibrator and a ball gag would've been just as nice. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12500 Last time David Blaine escaped in about 14 minutes! 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
12501 Yeah, Hasbro said its copyright infringement." "Well, *we* can still play. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12502 It’s called a die-it. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12503 Although space is tight, I don't think this is the right place for a sex dungeon. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
12504 If you say it’s not you and I say it’s not me, are we sure we want to risk making it angry? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
12505 Remember, our snobbish neighbors are now unemployed chefs! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
12506 Maybe it’s time to go back to Weightwatchers 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12507 Man, airbnb rentals have sure changed a lot since the pandemic started. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12508 Maybe we should we just put on larger outfits. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12509 He's 15. Is this a bit much?. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12510 I think it might be easier just to try Keto. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12511 Getting a snack looks like Mission Impossible. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12512 What if we just check the date on the cottage cheese? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12513 Remember how frustrating it was when our last roommate kept getting into our food? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
12514 I know I'm gaining weight but this is way to extreme a method to keep me out of the refrigerator- don't you agree 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12515 It’s only a mouse ! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12516 I know it’s a radical diet plan. But Karen said this one really works! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12517 It was your idea to have teenagers .... 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12518 Did Indiana Jones ever say "Let's order in"? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12519 No lasers? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12520 If the ants don't give up now, they never will. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
12521 Well... there ya go. You caught the Coronavirus. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12522 Guess we'll be ordering pizza. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12523 Better than WW!! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12524 Do you think we overdid it? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12525 Looks like things just got real with Mom's new diet." 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12526 Some serious motivation to stay on your diet! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12527 This is not what I meant when I suggested that we start a diet. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
12528 Honey, if you're trying to kill the virus, I think Lysol might be better 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12529 At first I thought that it was excessive,but look at us George,we both lost over 100 pounds! 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
12530 This should catch those pesky mice. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12531 I've already lost 12 pounds on this new diet! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12532 I'm going cold turkey on the nutella 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12533 Trust us, you can come out now. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12534 Well, this should help our diet 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12535 I don't think the Houdini diet will work out after all 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
12536 We could always call Instacart! 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
12537 I thought it was Southbeach we agreed on 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12538 I thought mom liked having us around. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12539 Isn't Weight Watchers easier? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
12540 I know. Setting all this up made me hungry 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12541 You know, I'm just not feeling inspired to cook. Delivery? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12542 Why do you saw it's overboard? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12543 I think it needs a moat. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12544 During lockdown, escape rooms developed a new business model. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12545 Okay, I get it, we'll eat out tonight 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12546 I still don't think I can follow this diet. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12547 Did you forget to tip the food delivery guy again? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12548 Tell me again, how do we get to make dinner. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12549 So. No more homeschooling. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
12550 This is why you don't give Postmates your house key. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
12551 Do you think I took the baby-proofing too far? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12552 ...Yeah, I can't order in either: they banned me for what I did to the driver. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12553 I'm working on a plan to control my 2am food binging. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12554 Well,she has lost a lot of weight. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
12555 I thought she was doing Paleo. What is this one called? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12556 About dinner. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12557 I think this is going to be the most effective Diet Plan yet. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12558 I have to admit, the mid-evil diet really works. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12559 I'd like to see the kids raid the kitchen after dark 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12560 the frig will never be bear again 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12561 I want to lose three pounds 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
12562 You know, this sounded much more fun in Frog and Toad. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12563 Worked for us but seems like overkill for the virus. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12564 It's just twice a week when we fast. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12565 I've been thinking, babe: Maybe instead of all this, which doesn't even really work anyway, we should consider a restorative justice approach for dealing with the Hamburglar. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
12566 Rice cakes are allowed. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12567 I saw it on Oprah. Apparently it helps cut down on carbs AND visits from your mother. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12568 So this is what sparks joy for you? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12569 This is easier than keto. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12570 So anyway, that's my secret to not snacking while working from home. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12571 It's the latest diet craze 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12572 I think I know where I forgot our car keys, John. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12573 Let's go out to eat. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12574 I finally decided I'ma get medieval on my ass. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
12575 Lockup + Lockdown = Lockout. Damn! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
12576 I mean maybe that's where I left my wallet. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12577 Of all the diets, this is the only one that kept me from snacking. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12578 This is the only way I know to ration our food during quarantine. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12579 I gained the Freshman 20...I7-9a43d39fe76a.1594305075.1.1594305135.1594305075.38dc2852-94d7-4e97-9bcd-8 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12580 According to Mom you're guaranteed to lose weight, plus there are no dishes to wash and you don't even have to fill the fridge. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12581 Looks like we're eating out tonight 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12582 Imagine the security if you were on a diet. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12583 It's my new 'Do or Die' diet. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12584 Hmm. Let's just order a pizza. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12585 If we catch someone, we can release them by the supermarket. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
12586 The listing did say it's tastefully appointed and turn key ready. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12587 Don’t you think your latest diet strategy is a bit Extreme? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12588 I'm thinking that Debbie is really serious about this new diet. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12589 I dunno. I'm still having those dreams where I'm being chased by a refrigerator. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12590 I have a pain kink and boy am I hungry 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12591 I'm guessing the room in the group house doesn't include kitchen privileges. Gail Calabrese Burke, Virginia 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12592 I think we can live with this - the kitchen gets great natural light. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12593 These food delivery app promotions are getting a little aggressive. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12594 I think this is too cliche to go viral. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12595 Paleo didn’t work for me, so I’m trying the ancient Roman. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12596 Have you thought of just not buying fattening food in the first place? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12597 I dunno, is it really enough to keep the baby out? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12598 Let's call Grub Hub !! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12599 Well, at least we won't have a rat problem anymore. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12600 I still think this is a bit of overkill. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
12601 I see your parents with the teen-away 3.0 package 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12602 Looks like Boris Johnson is taking no chances this time. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
12603 NOW we’re ready for the sleepover.... 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12604 Revenge is a dish best kept out of harm's way. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12605 Now...where’s the cat? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12606 We've been doing takeout lately. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12607 It is odd that they put it on the market. Looking for a niche buyer? What do you think, anorexic or big time over eater? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
12608 Is there an updated version of that diet app you downloaded? This one seems rather medieval. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12609 I thought lock-down was bad enough. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12610 And then I was thinking to remove everything from the cupboards and the fridge. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12611 Abracadabra... Hocus pocus... 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
12612 Granted it may impact the resale vale of the house but perhaps we can write a best seller based on our experience. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12613 I believe it's enough to stop our cat. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
12614 My longing for a true lockdown may have spoken through the diet plans. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
12615 What if, this time, it jut wants a drink of water? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12616 I think the Air B&B may have had problems with past guests. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12617 Drama, drama, drama.. we change the wifi password and the kids get creative ! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12618 Are we still rationing our quarantine snacks? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12619 I told you we’re going to lose our COVID lbs by any means necessary. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12620 Let's just go out for dinner tonight. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12621 Maybe we should have gotten the key lime pie out first. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12622 I know you bet me I couldn't eat just one, but this is taking to to extremes. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12623 L is most definitely NOT G. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12624 Mum’s trying dry July again 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12625 I think it will be foolproof if we hire a fat-shamer. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
12626 This is the latest diet trend. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12627 At last, Maybe now I'll stop gaining weight. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12628 These are just the ones that sparked joy. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12629 Locking down our food has made me hungry. Let’s order pizza. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12630 Are you sure you want to play this game show? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12631 Soooo...were we wanting take-out tonight? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
12632 Weightwatchers.com 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12633 Get an extra key, I said, what w are we going to do if we lose it? Oh no, you said, no way that's gonna happen... 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12634 This'll bog down that beer bear 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
12635 I've heard some diets are dangerous, but this one... 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
12636 Looks like we will have to find a hobbie that doesn’t include eating 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12637 Impressive, but no way it actually works 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
12638 I just don’t know if we can really cut down the Cophid snacking, honey. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12639 The rental ad said "shared kitchen"... 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12640 Ice cream, Ice cream we all scream for ice cream! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12641 I guess President Trump was serious about him being the only one who could have two scoops of ice cream. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12642 OK, no more snacking. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
12643 I guess mom and dad were serious about our contributing if we moved back in with them. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12644 Well, for a City apartment, you can't beat the rent. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12645 The decorator said layering materials makes the design pop. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
12646 If he tries to enter, he'll be surprised! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12647 I don’t think the mice are quite that big. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12648 Peter, are you sure Zuul can't get out? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12649 I think we need something more. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12650 Well, I hope this helps us cut down on salt. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
12651 What do you think is behind door #3? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12652 I still think the gluten might find a way in. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12653 There must be a different diet we could try! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12654 I know we’re having a SAW thing going on right now, but I’d really love an ice cream. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12655 An eating disorder? Why would you say that? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12656 Do you think that’s enough protection from the virus? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12657 Maybe we should have ordered a treadmill instead. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12658 I think our latest intermittent fasting plan is working. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
12659 I call this: “working from home” 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12660 The dog can get a little crazy. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12661 e duo if we don’t cath it! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12662 I know dieting is hard but..... 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12663 My roommate died at her ideal weight of 123 pounds....but I'm still hoping to finesse her system somehow. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12664 I think this new diet is going to work. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12665 So, I take it you’re really into this whole intermittent fasting trend. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12666 It's definitely NOT running. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12667 That's where they keep the virus masks 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12668 Traps? I thought they were crowns 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12669 This is the craziest diet I've ever been on. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12670 So, how’s the new diet? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12671 She studied nutrition in North Korea. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
12672 Did you get the bait out of the refrigerator? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
12673 No pesto is worth all of this. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12674 (I don't Know about you but) I feel Thinner already! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12675 Saving energy by leaving the refrigerator door closed 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12676 I needed to match the house to my wardrobe aesthetic 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12677 Is this the Dark Ages diet plan? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12678 The Atkins diet didn't work. This new one is called the Attica diet! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12679 Do you think the Keto diet might be an easier discipline? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12680 Are you sure the food in the fridge went bad? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12681 It's called the Reverse Houdini Diet 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12682 So, that's what happened to the free lunch. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
12683 So, this is the pandemic torture chamber. What do you think? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12684 And I'm still gaining weight! 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
12685 Is that my phone ringing, or yours? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
12686 Dammit! I forgot to buy milk. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
12687 Look, if you're going to ration the toiler paper, I'm going to ration whats in the fridge! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12688 Wow now I know how you feel trying to get a promotion at work. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12689 So your mom wants to eat out tonight? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12690 I mean, this is all good , but we forgot our masks! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12691 I thought it was Airbnb. Maybe the ad said Bear BnB? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
12692 This should tell us which of the kids has been sleepwalking! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12693 We may starve. . .but we WON'T have to do the dishes. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12694 NOW... We are serious about our diet ! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12695 Do you remember where we wrote down the password? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12696 It's not so much 'why' as it is 'how?' 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12697 The latest ice cream flavor from Ben and Jerry's is in there and it's to die for. It's called "Lockdown" and you can't have any. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12698 How long has he been in there? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12699 I forgot to check the expiration date on the milk. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12700 Hopefully this will stop your midnight snacking, well all day snacking, but still i'm not sure? What do you think? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12701 Do you think we need to add a political commentator? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12702 I guess he meant it when he said he was going to lose weight or die trying. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12703 Hmm, as a diet aid this seems a bit extreme. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12704 New quarantine diet, who dis? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12705 Honey, can you get me some OJ from the fridge? Love ya, mean it. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12706 Your mom's cheesecake is that good? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12707 Yeah, it's from "The Lock Down Diet". Statistically it's very successful. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
12708 We though about remodeling, but liked how the Houdinis left it. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12709 so this is where you hid the toilet paper? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12710 I guess this will help us with our stress eating... 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12711 The recipe says marinate for 24 hours. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12712 Damn that Houdini keeps leaving his toys around... 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12713 I guess we meant to take this diet seriously. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
12714 Great. Another fad diet. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
12715 Keto is so passé. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12716 There’s no way the refrigerator is running anytime soon. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12717 Maybe we should just get over our body narcissism. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
12718 If you think this is scary, you should see how she protects the toilet paper. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12719 Fancy a McDonalds? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12720 Getting prepared for the next global crisis... 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
12721 They're saying now carbs are good for you. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
12722 This isn’t how Janet and Joe did intermittent 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
12723 Weight Watchers is really stepping it up. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12724 Mom is not joking about touching the brownies! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12725 Isn't that a bit of overkill for a mouse? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12726 Now, how do we feed the cat? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12727 The seller was on “The Biggest Loser.” 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12728 You've really committed to this new diet plan. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12729 Don't get me wrong -I love her experimental spirit, I just think we really need to have a talk with Samantha's art teacher. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12730 As mid-pandemic designs go, this isn’t bad. Makes me want to reward ourselves with ice cream sundaes. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12731 I call it "rage against the teen". 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12732 Are you sure that the cure isn't more dangerous than the disease? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12733 This new hunter gatherer diet is out of control 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12734 You were right, hiring Kevin McCallister as a diet coach was a bad idea. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
12735 Honey, it's just some take-out chicken from 3 weeks ago, not Harry Houdini." 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12736 This is the strictest diet we've ever been on. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12737 I'm thinking delivery. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12738 Guess your mom's last diet was a bust,huh? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12739 I guess we could Uber eats it? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
12740 THE HOUDINI DIET After you’ve avoided the spikes and traps, then unlocked the cabinets and freed the fridge you’ve lost three pounds. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12741 So you think your Weight Watchers program can win Americas Got Talent? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12742 Mom says it's the only diet that works for Dad. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
12743 Want to eat out tonight? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12744 Peanut butter or cheese? Or both! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12745 It's just so "us." 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
12746 I notice our primary care physician makes house calls. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12747 You say maybe is it too much for a diet? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12748 Just kidding 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12749 OK, we'll eat out. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12750 Just because he found the toilet paper I hid under our bed? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
12751 'Have you tried Viagra?' 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12752 Looks like mom is dieting again. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12753 Better not buy those wedding rings 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12754 Well, the listing did say that the rental didn't include kitchen privileges. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12755 This new diet just kills the appetite 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12756 Yeah, we've got a bit of a mouse problem 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12757 How are we supposed to leave an empty milk carton in there now? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12758 I think we should go back to Weight Watchers. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12759 Now the snacks can't escape. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
12760 I'll eat the cat. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12761 same day new diet 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
12762 It' called the John Jacob Astor diet for obvious reasons . 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
12763 So this is your new plan for avoiding the Covid- '19'? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
12764 All I said was, Do you think I need to lose some weight? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
12765 Intermittent fasting during Covid times. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12766 That's it; your family should get the hint. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
12767 Who’s for dinner? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12768 Diet plan 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
12769 Fat-proof 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
12770 ‘It’s much more effective than intermittent fasting!” 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12771 DISCLAIMER: The Lockdown Diet study group suggestions are not covered by most health insurance policies, and have only proven successful where takeout/delivery options are not available" 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12772 I lost me appetite 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12773 This is great dear, do you think it will work? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12774 Hey honey, was the pie made of diamonds? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12775 Is this enough to keep our son from coming out of the closet? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
12776 I think our diet will go just fine. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12777 You definitely got this. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12778 Now that I think of it there was a "Do not eat" note on those leftovers... 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12779 Maybe the timing wasn't so good to re-do the kitchen. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12780 I'm thinking Mom and Dad really don't think we belong here any more. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12781 I know you want to be ready for swimsuit season but I just wanted some...what's a food people keep in the refrigerator? celery...no...chocolate milk. That's right - I just wanted some chocolate milk. And you look great already! This is ridiculous! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12782 My art has been commended as being strongly vaginal. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12783 Sorry. I'll buy more beer tomorrow. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12784 Our kids have really taken what's for dinner to a new level ! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12785 I think I forgot to wrap the limburger. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
12786 It appears Xander's Paleo diet has gone Medieval. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12787 The self-control that is forced out is useless. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12788 Not a fan of stainless steel appliances 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12789 It’s called the Whole Life Challenge. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12790 You cook, I'l do the dishes. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12791 It's like the Carona-virus diet. You could get hungry but are more worried about not finding a the path to the cure. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12792 So ... this is your plan for intermittent fasting? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12793 THAT will help you stick to your diet! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12794 I really didn‘t mean anything when I suggested we get a Peloton. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12795 Do you remember if we need any milk? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
12796 The last pint of Ben & Jerry's is calling. We're a lot smarter than your average bear. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12797 My roommate didn’t like me helping myself to his wine. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12798 Did you warn your brother? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
12799 That's not exactly what I had in mind when I suggested we discourage Grandpa's midnight snack habit. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12800 Maybe now Johnny will wash the dishes! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12801 I'm not sure you can refrigerate impale ale. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12802 Crap, I left the ice cream out. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12803 I call this trick “Houdini’s Kitchen!” It’s tricky. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12804 I'm not convinced this will work any better than counting calories. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12805 So this is the new Booby Trap Diet your brother has been raving about. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12806 « Are you sure you don’t want to try intermittent fasting? » 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12807 Our doctor said we need more iron in our diet 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12808 It’s still not going to work during the quarantine 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12809 HOW’S THE NEW PALEOLITHIC DIET GOING? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12810 Best ever Jenney Craig program! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12811 I should never had Goldilocks for a roommate. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
12812 Diet time!! 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
12813 How about we just do Chinese tonight? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12814 Teenagers? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12815 Can’t we just use Lysol? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
12816 It's also very high in iron and low in carbohydrates… 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12817 This isn’t what the kitchen pictures looked like on Airbnb. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
12818 His earlier work was much more threatening. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12819 I guess the Second Wave has begun. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12820 Weight Watchers:Premium Edition 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12821 Yes, Weight Watchers has gotten tougher. But the first month is free! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12822 Dad still has a little misunderstanding about Corona beer..” 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12823 Dr. Oz says it's guaranteed to eliminate processed meats from our diet. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12824 3 Strikes, it's out! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12825 Let’s see the cat get out this time. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12826 Nice going, Houdini, but don't you have to start out in the 'frig? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12827 It's this or never lose our shelter-in-place 20 pounds. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
12828 It must have been a challenge to live with Houdini 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
12829 Wow. I'm not sure but I think you may be going a bit overboard with your idea for a new Mousetrap Game. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12830 Well,it looks like our coach from Weight Watchers has been here. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12831 No wonder there are so many multiple offers on this home! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12832 Is there enough room for the spice rack? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12833 You are very committed to this diet. Matthew Gustavson, Evergreen, CO 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
12834 Honey, where are my keys? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12835 I guess the post-it notes about keeping the kitchen clean weren't working. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
12836 Maybe we should have mailed in our absentee ballots? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12837 Inspector, I think this person was struggling with dieting 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
12838 Who would have thought we would need more toilet paper so soon. Maggie Binet, Denver,CO 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12839 I think the kids are trying to tell us we need to lose weight. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12840 Only three locks? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
12841 This isn't what I meant by "a diet of bear claws and lox" 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
12842 I don' remember Weight Watchers mentioning this extra equipment. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12843 It's weird that the dishwasher is directly under the sink. Otherwise, everything else looks fine to me. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12844 It's the new Craven diet. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12845 Probably should have done this after we had lunch. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
12846 Do you think we’ll catch the mouse? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12847 Oh, so this is the parent trap. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12848 I forgot, the milk expires today. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
12849 I take it KETO wasn’t working out? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
12850 How did she get the bluefin tuna ? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12851 Was this really cheaper than the exterminator? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
12852 Let's see how this works before we buy that Russian nuke. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12853 Wow, that's a really serious diet 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12854 Hmmm....with two teenage kids, I'm not sure if this is enough. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
12855 This safe dein't trust itself (or didn't for dein't if preferred). 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12856 I think I can make it. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12857 I might be wrong, but it looks like she is on a diet. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12858 Maybe our dog is telling us something. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
12859 Yeah, believe it or not I’ve already lost 13 pounds. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12860 Is this the keto diet? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12861 Well, the schools here are supposed to be great. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12862 Now I see why they call this escape room the "Lovato Experience" 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12863 I forgot to take out the celery! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12864 I was going to make lasagna, but on second thought...takeout? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
12865 Wanna order out for a pizza? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12866 This is not what I was thinking when I said I would support you on your new diet. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12867 Maybe the ankle traps could be made to look a little less harsh with some color? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12868 A diet plan you can stick to 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12869 Our kids will just have to learn. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12870 We'll catch that mouse. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12871 easy peasy lemon squeezy! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12872 I get it, the ice cream is yours 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
12873 My button pants aren't fitting anymore. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12874 It might have been easier to just have our jaws shut. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
12875 Well, that's done. Do you have anything to eat? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
12876 Well, that's a tough path for ice cream 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12877 That should help our diets. Now what shall we order for dinner?" 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12878 I don't care about its childhood, that tempura is just mean. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12879 Yep it’s a tough diet but you can’t put a price on your health” 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12880 Maybe we should just try the Paleo diet instead. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
12881 I know, but those last five pounds are so hard to lose. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
12882 To earn our badges, we have to submit that essay about entrapment. How did you do in the lock-picking course? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12883 I think I left the keys in the refrigerator!! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12884 I think the bear traps need to be a little to the left. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12885 Think this is enough to scare off the new owners? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
12886 Should work... 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12887 Maybe we can get take-out? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12888 What do you mean? I think we'd make great parents! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12889 She wanted to go out to eat more. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12890 Why did you tell our six-year-old son that we were on a diet while also giving him access to your bear catching materials? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12891 I think that ought to do it! Shall I order a pizza? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12892 Do you have the key? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12893 I'm just not sure this is steam punk 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12894 One way to maintain a diet! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12895 Aren't we taking this diet a little to far? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12896 Ok. That does it. We're vegan. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12897 Looks like Dr. Atkins really means it this time. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12898 Couldn't your mother just hide the recipe box? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
12899 Do you think your mother will buy it? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12900 I'm still going to snack. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12901 i'm worried i might gain weight during Covid-19... 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12902 Martha swore by this diet. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12903 Build the wall! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12904 I think this new diet is going to work out. Let's go out for dinner to celebrate 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12905 This should ensure we take off the COVID 19 we gained. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12906 Maybe we should just pick up some burgers at Whole Foods. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12907 Oh, dear, it looks like you will just have to take me out to dinner! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12908 Can we risk an eat-out kitchen? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
12909 It was just a thought....... 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12910 Careful, or it'll be our heads will be on the wall! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12911 Okay, NOW we're ready for a foster kid. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
12912 The agent said the sellers liked The Hunger Games, but this isn't what I was expecting. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12913 Odd, the Airbnb description simply ended with, "...bear with us." 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12914 The airbnb pictures didn't show this. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12915 I gained three pounds. What I was doing just wasn't working. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12916 Are the popsicles that good? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12917 We won't be able to eat until Harry gets home. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12918 You know, we could just not buy the junk food to begin with. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12919 When I said we needed to “child-proof” our kitchen, this isn’t what I had in mind. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12920 Would you like Chinese or Thai takeout tonight? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12921 You choose, it's your mother. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12922 I would have chosen the 'Harvest Gold'" 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12923 Dad's a little obsessive when it comes to being quarantined. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12924 And your’e sure beer has gluten? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12925 Sometimes you get the bear. Period. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12926 Well, it's extreme but it seems to be working for you. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
12927 Your role would be to just sit here and wait. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12928 Didn’t I tell you that housework is torture? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12929 This new diet seems extreme. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12930 It's part of this brand-new weight loss program I'm trying. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12931 Is that what we call "a food trap"? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12932 'You think maybe it's overkill?' 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12933 Its called the Houdini diet and its guaranteed for life 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
12934 I think they should flow more with the spikes 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12935 Next time... just buy me a Peleton. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12936 Well, if that doesn't keep the raccoons out nothing will." 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12937 Oh my god, I just realized: I put the turkey in the CRIB. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12938 She's series about that secret recipe. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12939 Honestly dear... I know the kids snacking seems out of control...but shouldn't we be messaging more self-control 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12940 Well, that should cure the kids' midnight snacking. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
12941 We're snacking too much. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12942 I feel trapped. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12943 But there's still delivery... 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12944 Dad said Mom was on a diet, so he decided to help her out! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12945 Yes, I'm hungry, but now Goldilocks won't get our porridge. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12946 What do I think? I think if you had cleaned out the fridge when I asked you to,instead of hanging out with the boys,this wouldn't be necessary. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
12947 I could get that ice cream in a minute twenty, easy. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12948 Do you think the kids' will class that as 6ft? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12949 Passover Preparations 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12950 I'm telling you, this new diet is foolproof. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12951 If they want to get to my Robert E. Lee statue they're going to have to work for it! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12952 He's six years old and hates kale. The question is: Did he have help? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12953 With Covit-19 it's this or Weight Watchers! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12954 Maybe you'd be hungrier if you didn't swallow all those keys. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12955 Are you sure this is from that fifty shades book? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
12956 Something tells me this is going to be a much darker re-make of 'The Parent Trap'. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
12957 Yep, the “Gladiator Diet” can be painful, but it’s surprisingly effective. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12958 You were right--the fridge should have been stainless steel. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12959 I knew Brad was trying to diet, but this seems extreme. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12960 I know, I know. I should have got the brushed nickel instead of the rubbed bronze? Right? Too dark? Not dark enough? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
12961 I mean...you don’t actually think the cat could’ve snuck in there, do you? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12962 So this is the dungeon diet?! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12963 You could have just told me that I need to lose a few pounds! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12964 It's been a great diet plan for us, but maybe it's not for everyone. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12965 It would have been easier to just install a camera. This may get messy! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12966 Is this design by Oprah Winfrey or Marie Osmond? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12967 I guess they meant it when they said, "Bring your own food." 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
12968 Maybe we should leave the light on tonight. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12969 When people said keto would be hard, I thought they were exaggerating. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
12970 Since you insist on keeping cookies in the house, I've made some adjustments. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12971 That's all the time I had, your mom will be here in an hour. You think she'll still want to help in the kitchen? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
12972 It was but one get one free” 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12973 It's supposed to be even better than Paleo. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12974 This should help Johnny's diet plan! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12975 What do you think of my plan to reduce weight? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12976 Maybe we should have tried weight watchers first. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12977 Its the Early Medieval style 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12978 So that's how you keep the weight off! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12979 I think mom is taking this new diet a little too serious. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12980 You think the Smiths have noticed the missing food? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12981 The Parent Trap remake has top notch merchandising don't you think? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12982 So we could do that or just quit to pizza 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
12983 The problem is that as long as we still have access to the keys, we'll be sure to cheat on our diet anyway. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12984 Intermittent fasting is really easy once you adapt your lifestyle, why do you ask? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12985 The Covid-19 Diet 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12986 In retrospect, you should have asked first. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12987 It was the only weight-loss program with a lifetime guarantee! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12988 So I replied,"No, my refrigerator is NOT running." 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12989 Maybe we should cancel the pizza delivery. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12990 Can't we try weight watchers first? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
12991 It’s the Melissa McCarthy Kit. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
12992 We should eat out tonight. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12993 It's called the "new normal" diet - once the lockdown phase ends we get to open everything for 30 minutes a day. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12994 So this is the true meaning of 'lockdown'. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
12995 It's called the Houdini Diet Plan... 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
12996 So that's why the realtor kept asking me if I was on a diet. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
12997 Gosh! You are really serious about this diet. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
12998 Do you think it clashes with the kitchen's style? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
12999 We've discovered the cure for COVID-15 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13000 If you like the kitchen, you'll love what I did with the credit cards. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13001 That's one way to control the budget while we are all staying home. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13002 I thought the America Ninja Warrior Diet Plan could be fun? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13003 If that jerk tries to make himself a smoothie he'll make _himself_ a smoothie! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13004 Let's call it snackattak™. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13005 I told you we should have gotten a guard dog. Bear traps are SO 2006. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13006 Who knew that heavy cream would become so scarce during a pandemic? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13007 There. The sourdough starter is safe. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
13008 Forget about ketogenic diet ... 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13009 With all the new takeouts, you still won't keep to your diet. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13010 I’m not taking any chances with that expiration date. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13011 I liked the calorie counting approach better. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13012 This takes the whole “man cannot live by bread alone thing” to another level! 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
13013 Hey Timmy, buddy, I'll let you out as soon as I'm done with this zoom call. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13014 Trust 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13015 I'm not saying it's not great ice cream. It is great ice cream, but... 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13016 It was either this or keto. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13017 I'm getting ready for my class reunion. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13018 Pretty sure there's a master key. I'll go get it for you. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13019 Or we could just suggest she loses a few pounds 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13020 ...we were sure she would be a great housemate. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
13021 I told you Mom and Dad were going to be unhappy about us coming home for the pandemic and not offering to chip in for groceries. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13022 Relying on the fact that Trump believes a woman's place is in the kitchen, the Trump administration has begun hiding important secrets in the fridge. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
13023 I don’t know, maybe we should go with all stainless steel appliances. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13024 Hmm I so regret putting up this much securitry !!! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13025 Alright, so imagine we put it on a board game and say it'll trap mice... 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13026 I just got the call to go back to work. I'll be on lunch break if you need a map and flash light. Susan Thomson, Omaha Nebraska 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13027 Why didn't they just go to Weight Watchers? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13028 The spikes are so much easier than having to count calories. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13029 I am absolutely done with dining in 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13030 It looks like Marvin's diet is back on track. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13031 You forgot the tiger pit. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13032 Dining with the Houdinies is always so fraught for me. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13033 Going gluten free is harder than I though. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13034 Wow, your parents really are hoarders! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13035 I liked the pre-Covid diet better. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13036 I can understand him wanting to keep Fido away from the Thanksgiving turkey this year,but this is just not very festive... 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13037 I've been thinking. Maybe this new diet plan is a little too aggressive. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13038 I know he’s a teenager but he’s got to stop eating like a bear 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
13039 I know your mother hates my cooking, but this is a little extreme. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13040 Seems a bit much but I guess we’ll have to trust Noom on this. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13041 Now the ice cream will be there when we want it. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13042 It’s a new type of diet where the ‘t’ is silent” 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13043 Weight control in a lockdowns 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13044 I think I'll just take my coffee black. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13045 What's great about this is that you're almost guaranteed to lose weight either way. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13046 This *is* the easy version. The hard one makes you cancel a Comcast subscription. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13047 This won't stop Covid, you still need to wear a mask. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13048 Are you sure about this Dungeon Diet from Hell? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
13049 Are you sure that L. Ron Hubbard did this? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13050 What do you think, the gray or the charcoal? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13051 So that's where she hid the last supply of yeast? Humf! My Zoom baking class starts at 4. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
13052 I think this could really disrupt the world of intermittent fasting. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13053 I just feel like we're forgetting something. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13054 Have you considered trying a simpler diet plan to start? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
13055 Best example of trompe-l'oeil I've ever seen. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13056 So the bungee cord didn’t do it? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13057 I think I learned how to solve this on "Toturomatic" 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13058 Ghostbusters 2 joke. College roomate joke. Winner: Lame diet joke 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13059 And you’re sure the locks are childproof? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
13060 We're gonna have to lock up the weed too. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13061 The dishes, you could do the dishes. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13062 Daniel, did you buy bear claws?" 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
13063 Don't forget to throw away the keys. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13064 We call this kitchen upgrade “Medieval Abstinence.” For your convenience the keys are placed in the freezer. Rekeying is available for a modest $20,000 charge once you have demonstrated a positive weight control compliance attitude. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13065 Is this the new diet plan? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13066 We clearly have very different ideas about childproofing. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13067 That should keep us on the diet through quarantine. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13068 So this is the Keto Diet I have been reading about.... 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13069 Your mom's cheat-proof diet plan won't stop her from going to McDonalds . 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13070 So now we can play survivor in our own kitchen! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
13071 One of us has to eat to survive.......and keep the species going.....and let’s be honest......you got no shot 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13072 Co vid birth control 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13073 I guess we will do Seamless tonight? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
13074 This way, I'll be sure to lose that weight by not raiding the kitchen at all hours! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13075 Mom's always said she's a visual learner. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13076 Have you considered a easier way to lose weight? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13077 The new game show: Kitchen Inquisition. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
13078 Let me guess. Your sourdough starter is in there. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13079 The great lockdown has given the subzero a new decor ! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13080 I insist you join me in my vegetarian diet. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
13081 Did the listing say "no kitchen privaleges"? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13082 This wasn't in the AirBnB photos but I see what they meant about closed toed shoes. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
13083 We've been putting on a few pounds since our self quarantine. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
13084 I think the curtain was a bit much. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13085 Wait, I forgot the leftovers 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13086 And it's called the de Sade diet... 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13087 Do you think Macaulay Culkin would approve? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13088 So do you think this would beat the app? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13089 Shall we just let them out? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
13090 I don't think Noom is working for Mom. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13091 She's never been before, but Mom's going to her 25th high school reunion. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13092 Now that there’s more wildlife around, this should do it. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13093 Now we're ready for Airbnb. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13094 This time we're gonna capture the Zeitgeist! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
13095 Your mother is always trying to get you to diet. Did she stop in today? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13096 You don’t think we’re over doing this? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13097 It's my art installation. It represents our marriage 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
13098 You just saw ‘Ghostbusters’? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13099 If he doesn't lose weight, we will be the agents of the New Houdini... 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13100 Babe, love the house, but I thought we agreed—tile in the kitchen, not wood. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13101 I am not sure that is what I had in mind for the new diet plan! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13102 This should just about do it to keep us on our diet? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13103 That's the most stringent lock-down on earth. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
13104 Mom was serious about no snacking before dinner. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13105 OK now go pick up the babysitter. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13106 I don't think she really knows what S and M means.. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13107 Who’s getting married this time? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13108 I hope that doesn't delay dinner, Honey." 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13109 I’m concerned that mom is taking her weight loss program to an extreme. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13110 She is your mother,don't you think this is a bit much. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13111 On the plus side, there's is a double your money back if the diet doesn't work! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13112 I guess Mom is afraid we'll cheat on our diets while she's stuck in Florida. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13113 Hmmm, This Might Be a Trap! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13114 I still need to install the Pit of Doom. What time did you say your mother arrives? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13115 It's like Indiana Jones and the Last Twinkie. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13116 Does he think that because we are nudists he has the right to treat us like bears? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13117 The Realtor said this place has a 5 star safety rating but I'm not sure it's going to meet our needs. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13118 The local restaurants have really outdone themselves! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13119 Please stay out of my ice cream. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13120 come to find out, not even really that hungry... 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13121 Did you look into getting a stationary bike? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13122 Ok, this might work...but isn't there a simpler solution for cutting back on calories? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13123 brilliant installation, Steve - do you think and of them will sell? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
13124 I can see why it's an estate sale. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13125 Weight Watchers wasn't working for you, huh? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13126 I thought mom and dad wanted us to move in for the pandemic. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13127 They never mentioned this when we signed up for the Atkins diet plan 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13128 I love how the stainless steal finish ties it in with our appliances. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13129 While I admire your DIY creativity, I’ve decided to de-fund your Closed Concept Kitchen design project. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13130 Let me see: this is more than sticks and stones! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
13131 Your hints about eating too much are starting to become slightly less subtle. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
13132 I think this diet is a bit extreme, don't you? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13133 You can avoid the temptation by not BUYING ice cream 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13134 Alrighty! I think our Couch-to-5k just got serious! 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
13135 The Sears catalog just isn't what it used to be ever since that hedge fund got a hold of them. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13136 You should see their medicine cabinet. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
13137 We didn't factor sleep-walking into our new midnight snacking solution, did we? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13138 Think the kids will notice I added the bear traps? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13139 Why did we even buy the chocolate ice cream?! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13140 Butterscotch pudding or death. I say we flip a coin. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13141 so i guess she was serious about stopping the midnight munchies 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
13142 I think it definitely looks better here than it did in the gallery. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13143 We might have been a tad overzealous about cutting calories. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
13144 This is how it is when my cousin comes to visit and he happens to be David Blaine. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13145 Well, Houdini wouldn't find it challenging - but I think it does send a message. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13146 It's a feng shui cure — eating disturbs the chi. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
13147 On the bright side, no bears will reach the wild-caught Alaskan salmon fillets. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13148 Are you sure this new diet will work?? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13149 Someone went to Baskin Robbins. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13150 Well, there's always Grubhub 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13151 It's the only way to ensure we stick with it this time. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13152 Grub Hub's marketing campaign is getting a bit too aggressive. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13153 That’ll hold him. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13154 What's the name of this new diet plan? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13155 Really, how much can a little snack hurt? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13156 All these spikes caused this lockdown.... 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13157 Wouldn 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13158 I wish the kitchen was more modern but at least it’s childproof. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13159 It’s like the paleo diet, but slightly more dangerous. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
13160 I started the Rube Goldberg diet. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13161 I'm pretty sure it' your turn to fix dinner. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13162 Well, looks like we are going to have to eat out again tonight. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13163 This is their second Open House." 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13164 I guess this means we will have to order out from now on. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
13165 So, maybe takeout tonight ? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13166 Let's just get take-out. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13167 Finished! Now on to the bathroom. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13168 Wife vs Controlling Mother In-law Husband: Do you think my mother will take the hint? Wife: She better, or she is in for a painful wake-up call! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13169 This doesn't exactly scream the word 'discipline.' 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
13170 This should do. Bring on the water fasting! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13171 Dang! Just looking at all this makes me hungry. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
13172 While you were gone, I scored 200 sacks of flour. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
13173 I know, I know, we should have sprung for the moat. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
13174 I’m going back to the office on Monday. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
13175 We agreed if we really wanted to lose weight... 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13176 No, I wanted it on the dishwasher. I'm sick of loading it. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13177 I got the message. We'll eat out. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13178 You're right there isn't room for an island 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13179 It's supposed to be more effective than keto. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13180 Well, I reached a plateau and thought this would help me lose that final ten. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13181 I'm starting to get worried about the "best used by" dates. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13182 And this is how we stick to our diets. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13183 It takes willpower out of the equation. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13184 What do we do about takeout? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
13185 And I answered honestly, "Yes, those pants do make your butt look a little big." 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13186 I see its potential effectiveness, but I'd feel better if Oprah endorsed it. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13187 Perhaps we took this at home Escape Room idea too far... 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13188 Cucumber? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13189 I know, but when I saw you'd gained two pounds... 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13190 I still want you to want to do the dishes. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13191 I swallowed the key. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13192 I just don't know if it'll be enough to protect ourselves from the police... 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13193 The virus is just too small to be stop 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
13194 Mom figured out this is where we get our groceries 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13195 Keto. huh? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13196 Did you remember to pick up shotgun shells? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13197 Is it dry January already? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
13198 That’ll keep him in there. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
13199 It's all about the pandemic... 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13200 They said they'd be back in the morning to provide the 2nd B! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13201 Think that’s baby proof enough? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13202 I think I liked the brushed nickel chains better. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
13203 Well that was easy 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13204 I got a great deal! Thirty percent off when purchased with vats of boiling oil to put between the t.v. and the couch. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13205 White truffle season. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
13206 How can we tell him inside that it may not be the best way to avoid people? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13207 I'm sure it's all expired anyway. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
13208 I didn' t know Fred from "Scooby Doo" is your roommate. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13209 Glen, I'm all for trying this version of keto, but maybe instead we should just not smoke pot tonight? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13210 I got a plan. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13211 So we’re resolved. We’ll be dining out for the next week and social distancing on the patio. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13212 One bite won’t kill us 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
13213 Can't we just try Keto? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13214 I miss the dining hall. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13215 You forgot mouse traps... 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
13216 Is it too late to admit that I'm the one who ate the last yogurt? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13217 This will stop our clothes from shrinking 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
13218 The Hunger Games: Home Edition 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13219 Honey, I think we need to stop listening to Pete Evans 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13220 I call this setting, "The Mousse Trap"... 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13221 It completely stopped my snacking in between meals. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13222 The owners say that they used to have a pet? Or did the pet say that they used to have owners? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13223 Hop, Skip, Jump, and Lock Pick yu're in. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13224 So we ended up going with the 5 second rule plan, right? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13225 Still working from home? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13226 Do you think we can scale it like Weight Watchers? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
13227 That’s my dad’s beer fridge. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13228 I think there's a Twinkie in the car. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13229 Does this design make me look fat? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13230 The quarantine snacking was getting out of hand. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13231 Toilet paper? Okay, rock-paper-scissors... 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13232 He has exactly 37 seconds left to escape with a ham sandwich. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
13233 You'll have to get home delivery now for sure. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13234 Ryan, think again. When was the last, last, LAST time you remember holding your keys? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13235 I know I should want to "flatten the curve", but is it really so bad that I just want to break these chains and let my natural shape take over? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13236 I, personally, really liked your cooking. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13237 This just might keep him away from the cheesecake. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13238 I knew we shouldn’t sign up for the “diet from hell.” 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13239 I can still get through this on an empty stomach. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13240 It looks like the owners are pretty insistent that take-out is the way to go in this neighborhood." 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13241 Well, they’ve said public trust has declined... 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13242 I guess Dad was serious about us not drinking his beer 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13243 The seller also installed this convenient Passover kitchen 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
13244 Well, you did take that last cupcake on Father’s Day. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13245 What if it isn't hyperphagia ? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13246 And he's hangrier. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13247 Does it work with Alexa? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13248 The one time I didn't buy organic. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13249 Now your brother will just need to wait and eat with the rest of us 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
13250 What can I say, 'we're on a diet.' 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13251 They say this technique is what put the “die” in diet.” 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13252 I knew the milk was starting to go sour, but I didn't think it would turn "pure evil" this fast! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13253 Mom took him seriously when he said: does that have any teeth? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13254 The day the rats gave them a taste of their own medicine. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13255 Well, we knew they'd retaliate" 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13256 I think any backsplash would go great with this. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13257 Good luck, Mouse. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
13258 You shouldn't have eaten them out of house and home. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13259 There's always tequila in the living room bar. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13260 All I wanted was a new backsplash. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13261 I'm glad we finally got the house baby-proofed. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13262 Let’s see if the babysitter can find the liquor this time! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13263 I guess Jack really didn’t want to do the dishes tonight. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13264 Your mom doesn't like my cooking. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13265 What if next time we just tell the babysit she can't take anything out of the fridge 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13266 Let's hope this deters our teenagers from wanting a late night snack. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13267 Ya think we should add the alligators? I need the kids to stay busy until the end of my zoom call 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13268 Obviously, he was tipped off. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13269 No way to fake this diet program! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
13270 What was this diet called again ??? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13271 I got this! It’s a piece of cake! Yes, pun intended! 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
13272 I just know you can do it sweetie! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
13273 I bet this will be your mom’s last visit here. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
13274 Why don’t we just order out for a change... 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
13275 You have the key,right? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
13276 Yeah, but didn't we asked for it in matching stainless steel? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13277 Wow, this kitchen got locked up before Breonna Taylor's killers. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13278 It's Neo-Medieval--they call it the "Torquemada System." 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
13279 Saying 'No kitchen privileges' failed. This makes it clear. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
13280 Well, yes, extreme but necessary... 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13281 He should break free any second now... 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
13282 You know, I admire our Janie's restraint but ordering out is getting old! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13283 Well, that should hold it til the Hazmat team gets here. Man, your SCOBY and my sourdough starter...who knew? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13284 This is how Mom keeps Dad on his diet. It's why he's reading, "Secrets of Houdini. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
13285 Now I see why this weight-loss program has a 'results guaranteed '. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13286 Are you sure we shouldn’t give the babysitter fridge privileges? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
13287 Okay. Seems we’re officially ready to list our house on Airbnb. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13288 FINALLY, Sweetie, OUR FIRST 'SEQUESTER' home, together!! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
13289 Then she said "Mia casa es sua casa" 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13290 I had so many points from the paleolithic plan, I upgraded to the Medieval Diet. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13291 Seamless it is. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
13292 Wouldn't take me that long 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13293 I believe this will keep him out of trouble. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
13294 There! That should stop your Ambien-induced sleep-noshing. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
13295 Are you sure this is what Tracy Anderson recommended to start losing weight? Alejandra Osorio, Colombia 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
13296 So...you didn't like the sourdough? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13297 The nutritionist said to only keep food that takes time to prepare. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13298 ADT is taking an interesting approach this time around. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13299 Procrastination during the workday can’t come without a cost. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13300 Now THIS should keep your mom out of my kitchen. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13301 Taco Bell? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13302 This is the last diet I’m trying. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13303 Do you think it would marriages better if it were this difficult getting in. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13304 We don’t need this. Facebook says CDC stands for Calories Don’t Count 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13305 Just ask yourself "is it worth the calories?" 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13306 Escape Room Diet™ ...what do you think? Want to invest? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13307 So this diet makes you look like you’ve been starved in a dungeon? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
13308 Yeah, this diet regime is really effective. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13309 It’s called the Cheney diet. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13310 It's called the 'No other diet works like this ' diet. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13311 So they're on a diet, but what about us? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
13312 You forgot to order bars, a shutter, even a screen. Something! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13313 That’s how they stored toilet paper during the pandemic 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13314 I was thinking take out too” 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13315 Maybe we should just try NOOM… 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13316 So, how long have you been on this diet? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
13317 Covid-Level Rat Proofing. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13318 Or, we could just cut off his Ambien. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
13319 I’m thinking of calling it the ‘Keep-out Weigh Loss System,’ what do you think 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
13320 All done! Now where did I leave my phone? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13321 This kitchen reno is going to be treacherous. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13322 Redundancy never killed anyone to death, fatally, in a terminal or mortal way lethally. Know what I mean? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13323 If we finally catch it, then what? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13324 This ought to show that mean casserole who’s Boss. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13325 Our toilet paper hoard will be safe and valuable in a few years. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13326 Eventually, we are going to have to stop getting carry-out. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
13327 That’ll keep the kids away from the cake. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13328 Maybe we should have just tried keto. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13329 Think it will work better than Keto? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13330 Do you think she's on a diet or really doesn't want us to use the kitchen? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13331 Dieting for Dummies 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
13332 It just feels like another fad diet. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
13333 The toilet paper should be safe now. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13334 At last I've mastered the art of self-regulation. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13335 If this doesn't help our dieting, nothing will. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
13336 How did you get the peanut butter off the trap without setting it off? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13337 The dentist warned you were developing a food trap. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13338 Four of every five dieters endorse this new system." 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13339 I think I had a different idea about food preservation. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13340 It has a certain Schadenfreude appeal. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13341 Whew, that's done. How about a cold one? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13342 Well, my need for a dopamine rush is much more powerful than I expected. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
13343 I'm not sure it's enough to keep us from snacking between meals. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
13344 Honey, how many mice were there this time? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13345 Yeah, we don't need that. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13346 If we really want to stay on this diet, we'd better lock up the phone and the garage door as well. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13347 We can check off baby proofing the kitchen. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
13348 It's almost as if he is trying to tell the observer to stay out of the kitchen..." "I'm guessing that he is not in favor of his wife's decision to remodel. Kinky kitchen 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
13349 Now this is a proper diet plan. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13350 Don’t you find the Weight Watchers Extreme plan a bit draconian? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13351 I'm glad Amazon had this all available! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
13352 Maybe we should just join Weight Watchers. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13353 Watch me Houdini the ice cream. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
13354 Yes, but after six days we get a cheat day. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
13355 Perhaps he's taking this "don't touch the groceries thing for four days" a little too seriously. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13356 This ought to keep the kids out of the fridge. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13357 There! Now OJ won't hurt anyone ever again. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13358 Break for lunch? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13359 It's my new diet plan. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13360 Honestly, I'm not enjoying this new Die Trying diet trend. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13361 If you think this is weird, you should see the bedroom. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13362 So I'm thinking takeout? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
13363 It's an extreme diet, but it works. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
13364 I don't care what these therapist says, I'm not getting the whipped cream! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13365 Great. But what do we do about take out? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13366 Don’t worry, pal. The Barefoot Contessa won’t be bothering you anymore. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13367 Houdini will never get out of this one. And then we can finally eat that bastard. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13368 The way I see it is motivation comes in many different forms. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13369 When I said we need to resist the temptation of eating everything in the kitchen, this was NOT what I had in mind to stop us 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13370 Well, you did baby proof everything but the kitchen sink, but I think you missed the point. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13371 What if they are keeping something in? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
13372 Do you think maybe you should just talk to him about the snacking? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13373 If this doesn’t make you stick to your diet, I’m out of options” 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13374 Smart. They’ll never think to look under the doormat. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13375 You forgot to take the bait out of the fridge. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
13376 Mom said she wanted to be better prepared in the event of a second lockdown. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13377 ...and will this be your first exorcism reverend? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13378 The keto diet was easier. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13379 Ready to see the social distancing protocol in the bedroom now? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13380 But now we can't get the cheese either. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13381 Okay fine, but you at least have to let the delivery guy go. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13382 They guaranteed you'd lose five pound by the end of the week. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
13383 Was there a return label in the box? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13384 It’s our second-wave diet plan 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13385 My love, I know I said that I was bored and needed a new challenge, but this isn’t what I had in mind. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13386 Hmmm. Maybe we should call it "The Houdini Diet." 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13387 Once I understood why I overate, it was easy to stay out of the kitchen. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13388 This is the only way to lock your mouth during lockdown! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13389 Well, yes, I could just stop ordering potato chips and ice cream 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13390 So you really went all the way with that ‘air-only-diet’ idea. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13391 They call it the Mawginot Line. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
13392 Now I think our starter is safe. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13393 With your terrible baking, the kitchen IS a medieval torture chamber 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13394 I’m thinking an island right here would make the kitchen appear bigger. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
13395 Somehow I have lost my appetite. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13396 Thanks for getting the bagels. What do you think of the locks? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
13397 I think that when we rented, we should have used an alias instead of telling them we were Mr. & Mrs. George Bear. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13398 Yeah, but I still want that ice cream bar! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13399 If this doesn't make the weight come off, the couch is next! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13400 Well, we won't be needing a cheese grater. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
13401 Shall we get take-out? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13402 Well, our empty refrigerator is safe. What should we do next? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13403 So whoever loses gets to eat the hearts of palm AND the life insurance check? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13404 Dad's dieting, again. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13405 When mouse trap comes to life 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13406 If I find the key, part two is still in rough draft. Surprise beginning is more often the case than a surprise ending. About last night... 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
13407 Then my sister told me about the Houdini diet. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13408 How’s the quarantine diet going? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13409 That should keep the kids from snacking before dinner! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
13410 We have to accept that Jenny has an eating disorder. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13411 I think we're ready to put our home on AirBnb 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
13412 Please stop inviting your cousin Houdini for dinner. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13413 -“That’s quite the rat problem you’ve got” -“It’s more of a roommate problem.” 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13414 Steve, I still think the keto diet would be easier. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13415 the covid lockdown has gotten out of control Bob Greene Connecticut 917.696.6823 Bob@contourventures.com 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13416 It seems we have to go out to eat. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13417 What is the point? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13418 If we pass this level then we can have dinner 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13419 They assure dishwasherside delivery prior to the rinse cycle." 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13420 I'd call this extreme intermittent fasting 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
13421 I dunno, what do you want for breakfast? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13422 This’ll work great ... because I forgot the combination. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
13423 Yeah, they found hand sanitizer, toilet paper and disinfectant- can’t be too careful these days 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13424 And, of course, all this is in addition to the social distancing. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13425 I’ve been sticking to a panic-based diet. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13426 I am starting to think that the overeating cure is worse than the overeating pandemic" 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
13427 I guess the kids want take out tonight. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13428 Honey, I think you’re taking you’re taking this diet a little too seriously. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13429 Yep, this should cure our housemate's "sleepwalking" issues. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13430 Or, we could just try Keto. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13431 That’s pretty good, but I’ll bet he still calls it Flavortown. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13432 It's not your strongest work, but I think it will really speak to the market. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13433 Maybe if we rush it together... 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
13434 I actually think this is gonna work. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13435 Well, at least we wouldn't have to worry about raccoons. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
13436 Get your own damned beer! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13437 COVID-19 diet plan number 13 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13438 I get the metaphor, but is it art? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13439 You sure you don't want to try Noom first? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13440 You know, maybe we can just use some self discipline. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13441 Well, honey, how bad do you want that string cheese? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
13442 Do you think this new Cutting Edge Diet will really help us avoid too many between meal snacks? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13443 She claims to be Hoodini's reincarnation. When the leftovers run out,we shall see... 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
13444 Relax. If there's nothing but my leftover casserole in there we'll consider them humane. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13445 It’s the only way to protect ourselves from Russian snackers. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13446 Money back guarantee it will catch the 3-toed sloth 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13447 Beats wearing a mask. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13448 It may be extreme, but it does keep us looking Insta-worthy. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13449 Now that we followed all the CDC guidelines for a healthy lockdown, we can order in. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13450 I had no idea Weight Watchers was this extreme. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13451 Well, it took discipline to order all of this from Amazon 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13452 Maybe we should just eat out tonight? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13453 But Houdini did not have your love of ice cream and potato chips. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
13454 mousetrap has really stepped up their game 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13455 The next time we rent a airbnb that boasts a frig stocked with nova, we need to ask more questions. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13456 The Scarsdale Diet ended badly too. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13457 Maybe we shouldn't have encouraged the kids to pick up magic as a quarantine hobby. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
13458 Who would have thought that something could stand between a man and his stomach. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13459 Finally, a diet with teeth in it. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13460 It's the Doctor Kevorkian diet. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13461 Now that the restaurants are reopening,I'm done cooking. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13462 Anything to stop adding to the COVID 19 pounds 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13463 If Sigourney Weaver had done this in "Ghostbusters" the movie would've been a lot shorter. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13464 So, we don't invite the Johnsons for wine, cheese and crackers, I guess. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
13465 How much did you pay for this diet plan? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
13466 This diet is so working. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
13467 Surely, this will work! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13468 Yes, it should have been effective but your Father still got all the left-overs and tonight's dinner. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13469 Oh god! Another fad diet! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13470 I get it: you want to eat out tonight. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13471 Maybe this time we skip the guac.... 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
13472 If you’re looking for turnkey.,. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13473 You know honey, with my Noom diet I really don’t need these anymore. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13474 Wow, you're really taking this diet seriously! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13475 I thought it was Fool Penn and Teller, not Kill Penn and Teller. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13476 Do you think it will keep the mouse out? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13477 Fido gets spiteful when we forget to feed him on time, doesn't he? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13478 But, what about the wine? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13479 Okay Mom 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13480 'When your parents asked us to move out, it looks like they really meant it.' 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
13481 The lockdown diet--kinda meta. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13482 Would you rather get takeout? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13483 They were having a sale. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13484 Remind me. How many days are there in this new diet plan? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
13485 It's just for 30 days. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
13486 Whose ringtone is that? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13487 This still won’t do. I forgot I hid Mitten’s treats in there. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13488 Happy Hunger Games! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13489 wow honey,I can already visualize how fit we would be. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13490 Is it too obvious I don’t want your mother in the kitchen? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13491 I say we go get a pizza. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
13492 ... and if we want the milk ... 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13493 Complete lock down - the Virus can't touch us now 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13494 I only SUGGESTED I wanted to lose weight 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13495 Well, it is $89 an ounce. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13496 You took the shrimp ring out of the fridge, right ? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13497 that should stop the snack attack! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13498 Papa John's delivers, right? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13499 I thought Simplisafe required less hardware. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13500 Y’know, I heard Brad Pitt did intermittent fasting for his role in Fight Club, so we’re in good company. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13501 Keto just wasn't working 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13502 I think that will keep your mother on her diet. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
13503 But how do we restock? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13504 You certainly made the kitchen child-proof 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13505 I thought about trying willpower, but that’s really difficult. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
13506 I think this diet plan is going to work. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13507 I’d heard your cooking is to die for. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13508 This is all your mother!! She trying to tell us we are getting fat!! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13509 Those last five pounds are always the hardest...should we order in? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
13510 It's called the FEAR Diet, Forget Eating Abundant Reasons. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13511 I'll do it for Moose Tracks! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13512 Good thing that Houdini is coming over for lunch. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13513 Must be a rental where the property manager poisons the food. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13514 Vengeance makes me hungry. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
13515 All that work made me hungry. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13516 I don’t know. The new Föda Tråpp layout seems a bit draconian. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13517 She was very strict about her dieting. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13518 Seriously? Extreme surfing, I get. Extreme snowboarding I get. But extreme eating? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13519 Not only is it bikini season, it’s part of my return to office plan. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13520 Wait how are we going to eat? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13521 I don’t feel so afraid of the groceries now. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13522 I reckon the diet might even last until January 2 this year 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13523 You sure you still don't want to just try Keto? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
13524 I've been having a little trouble with my diet while self-isolating 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13525 And I still managed to get to the ice cream. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13526 Well honey..... if this doesn’t help your diet nothing will. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13527 And yet, joining Weight Watchers seems like too much bother. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13528 Studies show this is even better than Jenny Craig or Weight Watchers. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
13529 Did you remember to take out the cheese? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13530 Does it work? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13531 Now I get why your mother's doctor is so concerned about her sudden loss of weight. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
13532 Wouldn’t Weight Watchers be simpler? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13533 And now I am hungry... 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13534 Whoever thought the Houdini model of kitchen appliances would be a thing? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13535 Let's eat out for a while, or at least order in. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13536 Ugh, this diet is going to kill me 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13537 Have we forgotten anything? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13538 If you can stand the heat, get into my kitchen. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13539 I'm worried about her Mark, she said she's gained 50 pounds since this whole thing started 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13540 It’s too good to be true! 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
13541 No, I don’t think Mom will consider this “supportive” of her diet. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
13542 Yep That should do it 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
13543 So does the 2 for 1 apply to all items? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13544 That should keep the kids from ruining their dinner. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13545 Ok, so...are we still watching or are we getting to some real work now? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13546 The best solution to the Trump problem 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
13547 The love handles should be gone by August 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13548 I can’t say it’s the land of the free, but it’s still the home of the brave. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13549 Is that the pizza delivery guy at the door?" - "Possibly. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13550 Yeah,I agree, as a high it'd be super-tall, but is it sustainable? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13551 It's called the Scars Diet, Dale. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13552 I think unplugging it would show our displeasure. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13553 Think fast. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13554 Too bad we snacked the whole time. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13555 Yeah, but I'm still not sure we're fully secure! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13556 Wait until you see the bedroom. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13557 Toilet paper stash? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13558 Cheetos. All I wanted was a couple of Cheetos. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
13559 This new Houdini Diet really maintains your discipline. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13560 I didn’t know bears lived in Philadelphia. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13561 This whole Houdini obsession might be Junior’s way of saying we need to up our lunch game. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13562 It looks like Mom quit her cognitive therapy group. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13563 OMG ! SO MUCH DURING CORONA TO PROTECT THE AROMA ! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13564 Are you having second thoughts yet about saying she can work from home? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13565 Look, are we serious about losing weight or aren't we? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13566 Who knew that Grizzly Adams was a Superhost? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
13567 I knew mom wanted to lose weight, but still... 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13568 Do you still think we need a mask? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13569 You should have tipped the take-out guy. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13570 What the heck? The Health Department’s lockdown order DOES NOT apply to our kitchen! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13571 So I guess we’re doing take-out tonight? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13572 So, how many ounces have you lost so far? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13573 You're right. I'm overreacting. He could be the Mr. Rogers of the bear world. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13574 I'm still hungry. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13575 In hindsight we should have went grocery shopping first. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13576 We’re calling a house meeting....I know you can hear us Houdini. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13577 A better death for her than through anorexia. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
13578 I guess our feelings are fed up with being eaten? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
13579 I'd like to see Houdini get out of this one. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13580 I heard this new gauntlet diet really works. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13581 At least college had vending machines for when the cafeteria was closed. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13582 Hmmm...maybe the cure is worse than the disease. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13583 Tonight I'm thinking carryout. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13584 A little overboard, you think? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13585 Then he likes me to slap his ice box and call him a dishwasher. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13586 I think we need one more bear trap and we are done with the feng shui! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13587 The Paleo Diet is easier. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13588 Honey, tell the kids we'll be having takeout tonight. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13589 This quarantine requires drastic measures! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13590 That is definitely an efficient dieting technique 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13591 I guess Siri heard about the latest "lockdown?" 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13592 Couldn't we just install a burglar alarm? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13593 I still think $1800 a month is too much for this place 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13594 I guess they left out Covid 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13595 I guess that cake really was devil's food... 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13596 What was the best-by date again? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13597 The COVID Diet Plan? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13598 Open floor plans are so 90's" 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13599 I am so inhaling the entire Reddi Wip when I get it 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13600 do you think she is serious about dieting? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13601 So I guess we should get takeout again? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13602 OK, that's it. Now we'll find out for sure who is raiding the fridge for pickles and ice cream at 3 AM. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13603 Yes, Hon. I know the realtor said it had a designer kitchen but I think this is really an insult to bears. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13604 Cheryl lost 15 lbs. on this new diet. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13605 I think we’ve finally secured the toilet paper. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13606 It's where they keep the sanity 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13607 Hungry? Why wait? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13608 It's my starter kit from Weight Watchers... 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
13609 I think if you'd had a hard night's sleep, this might look a little tough. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13610 2020 Pandemic for $600.00, Alex. "What is 'How we kept food in the house?" 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13611 I think I lost the key. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13612 Now, the toilet bowl. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13613 All this for a mouse? Seems excessive. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13614 Hmmmmmmm. I think you're in-laws are telling us something. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13615 So, you think no one will be able to steal our chicken and toilet paper? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13616 Well, at least grandma took away the crocodile. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13617 I frigidare you to get me a glass of milk 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13618 That should keep Zuul in there until Dana gets back. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13619 This should do until we can get him into a program. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13620 That’s what I call “sticking to your diet”! 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
13621 I can't say I love the color of the cabinets. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
13622 On a diet again? 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
13623 It's called the Medieval Torture Diet. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
13624 Well,BNB did say “kitchen”. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13625 Careful, I think it's a trap. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13626 You forgot to put the milk in the fridge! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
13627 Staff blue-skies stay at home version of NAKED & AFRAID 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13628 Yeah I should have told you" 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13629 Have you tried an exterminator? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13630 I think this diet plan will really work. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
13631 A square of dark chocolate isn't going to kill us. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
13632 Right: let's post it on Airbnb as "Dieter's Paradise". 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
13633 Do you think we should warn the kids first? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13634 I hope this diet works better than the last one! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13635 Social Distancing for Neurotics 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13636 But everyone says this diet plan REALLY WORKS! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13637 Hon,do you remember this mentioned in the terms of the shared rental agreement under "kitchen access" ? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13638 I take it that you've given up on self-discipline as an approach to dieting. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13639 Still, I'm afraid, no match for pie. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
13640 I hear it’s better than the paleo diet 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
13641 I think the National Restaurant Association has gone a bit too far. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13642 Well, no more night-time munchies for me!!!!! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13643 I get the feeling that you want takeout tonight. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
13644 Do you think we may be taking this high school weight thing too far? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
13645 You'll find a way, you always do. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13646 I truly hope your mom sleepwalks for her midnight snack... 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13647 What's the phone number of the Korean BBQ does the street? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13648 You’ll never have to diet again! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13649 And each key is only 30 calories! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
13650 Maybe Weight Watchers has gone too far 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13651 I was so hungry I swallowed the key. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13652 Don’t you think we have lost enough weight that we can somehow find a way to quit this diet plan? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13653 You know, having pets really shouldn’t be this hard. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13654 So, this is the QAnon diet? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13655 This might stop the late night snacking 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13656 Apparently, the last three pounds are the hardest. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13657 A bit extreme for a mouse trap don't you think ? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13658 You don't think this is overkill to keep Norm from raiding our food at night? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13659 Are we over the top? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13660 Should we let your brother out yet? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
13661 I really wish we had read the Uber Eats user agreement. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13662 Do you think he'd appreciate milk and cookies? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
13663 Our bondage gear sure came in handy for the Isolation Diet 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13664 ...and for how long will you keep him there?!? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13665 I don't know how to tell you this, but I accidentally left your wallet in the fridge. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13666 I can't help feeling we've overdone the childproofing just a bit. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13667 Caroline keeps her Nuvaring in there, eh? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13668 Houdini diet” doesn’t do this justice 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13669 We’ll finally find out which one of us is sleep walking to the refrigerator at night 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13670 I wonder... If this is for ice cream, how will it be for sex? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13671 It's edgy, as diet plans go. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13672 My roommate is super lactose-intolerant. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13673 Well, we do need to lose weight. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
13674 We can keep the food at my Mom's house; it's the toilet paper that's important. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13675 Babe, I think I've changed my mind about having a safe word. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13676 Or...we could just tell him no snacking after bedtime. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
13677 So I guess we call for Chinese? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13678 Yes, we did try to send the message, so there are grounds to justify lockdown lockdown on the kids, and yes, they might've done it to us if they could've fit us in there. But where is the cat? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13679 How Hungry are you, Really? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13680 They call it the “Everything but the Kitchen Sink Diet.” 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13681 If this doesn't keep the fridge from leaving, nothing will. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
13682 She's having trouble staying on her diet.... 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13683 I don't think anyone will look here for the toilet paper. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13684 Well, I think you’ve got raccoons and bears taken care of, but I’m not sure it’s going to do much about the roaches. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13685 Um, I’m not sure that’s the most effective way to keep the coronavirus out.... 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13686 Hold on; I'm working on a plan. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13687 It's the newest version of WW diet. The points are extra large. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13688 New Die-it plan? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13689 I did want to lose the quarantine weight I gained, but this is a bit Goth for me. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13690 Wow, really brings the term 'fresh caught' to a new level. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
13691 Child-proof? That’s a little bit harsh. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
13692 Do you think that’s enough to protect your craft ale from cousin Larry? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13693 Did you take out the bottle of champagne? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13694 When I signed up for Weight Watchers Extreme, I had no idea... 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13695 I don't know. We need to lose weight, but this diet seems a little restrictive. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13696 Where can we find a good locksmith? Your Uncle Fred’s one, right 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13697 Great. Now my stomach is growling. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13698 I thought our asking price was fair. Why no takers? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13699 How about if I just got you a Peloton instead? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13700 As a vegan, I will not ask for a ham sandwich! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13701 This has got to be better than intermittent fasting. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13702 Maybe we should get takeout tonight. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13703 It’s about changing the way you thinkabout food. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13704 Yeah, well, Mom always suspected you of eating her last Magnum bar. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13705 Dog resistant, but not dog proof. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13706 Finally an answer to the riddle of how you can tell if an elephant has been in your kitchen. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13707 And not one piece from IKEA? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13708 No more snak, snack, snack! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13709 It's called the "torture diet." 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
13710 It's called "The Live or Die-it'- I think we'll be able to lose a few pounds for sure! 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
13711 How do we get are cheese puffs 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13712 That 11 month old potato salad got loose AGAIN!? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13713 Maybe a keto diet would be easier 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
13714 Touring Oprah’s house 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13715 It’s not only you. My bathroom social distanced from me two weeks ago. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13716 I said it's too close to Three Mile Island but no...you tell the realtor we're from New York and we know all about roaches. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13717 On second thought, let's get carry-out tonight. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13718 Let’s order take-out food tonight. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13719 You do understand that (a) they’re itsy bitsy things that you can only see through a microscope and (b) they’re not interested in your Corona beer stash 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
13720 "When we got that loveable puppy Izzy, I never thought it would come to this." 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13721 Some say it's crazy, but this helps us not touch anything until we disinfect it first. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
13722 And you're sure the chains are keto? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13723 Try to imagine how Houdini would have burned off enough calories to earn a midnight snack. Is it really so different from your CrossFit regimen? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13724 I really think it needs a moat. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13725 The new owners are gonna love it! 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
13726 So, what was the square footage again? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13727 Hm, let's just call it a stalemate then. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13728 I guess you will be staying on your new diet now. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
13729 Ya, that just might keep us on our diet!!! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13730 Should we order pickup or delivery? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13731 The kids will do anything for takeout." 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13732 He's moved beyond the paleo diet. He calls this one the "dark ages" diet. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
13733 I guarantee this guy wears a belt with suspenders 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
13734 THIS is the guaranteed weight-loss method we bought? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13735 On second thought, I don't think I'm that hungry. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13736 I think we’re finally ready to go to Yosemite. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13737 We're doing a weight loss challenge at work. Winner gets $50. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
13738 Looks like Fifi's running out of ideas. The only new thing this time the spikes. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13739 This is a good start. Now let’s work on how to stop food delivery people from entering. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13740 Wear a goddamn mask! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13741 My friend Lily did a beautiful backsplash for us 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
13742 What do you think she is trying to tell us? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
13743 If we replace the keyed-alike padlocks, it's perfect. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13744 Back in 2020, people were forced to stay home for months and invented ways to mitigate their eating disorders… 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13745 I gather we ignored the Terms of Service on some "free" delivery app? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13746 Let's hope Maddy's new babysitter takes the hint... 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13747 Well, if this doesn’t get the President under that morbidly obese threshold, I don’t know what will. Jon Broder Philadelphia, PA 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13748 Think this will keep us from binge eating? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13749 If you want to eat out that much you could have just told me 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
13750 Or we could always wear a mask to stop snacking 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13751 I still think it would be easier to not buy the ice cream rather than attempt to curb your impulsive eating of it. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13752 It's been this way ever since mom joined both WeightWatchers and Noom! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13753 I think a face mask would be sufficient. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13754 It was only 89$ on Amazon... 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13755 So...we're ordering takeout again, right? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13756 What did the owner have in mind when he rented us his condo? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13757 There's an app for this. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13758 It's a bit much, don't you think? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13759 It's fun that Houdini lived here but we'll have to redo the kitchen. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13760 Now I’m really sorry I left the ice cream out. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13761 I never knew the Paleo diet would be so involved. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13762 Now that's ketogenic! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13763 She must have made lemon meringue 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13764 Well, that should solve the mouse problem. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13765 It's your turn to cook. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13766 I think we have found the right balance between précautions and constraints. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13767 Are you sure you don't want to try the Keto diet again instead? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13768 I guess Dad’s turned Bearish on the market. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13769 He's just a growing boy... 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
13770 I think you should focus on more positive incentives to not cheat on your diet. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13771 I think mom and dad are going a little extreme... 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13772 Let's just say Mom's commitment when dieting has been known to fluctuate over time. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13773 So, should we order up pizza or Chinese for dinner? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13774 Oh come on, just step over it 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13775 Get the honey, Honey. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13776 Well, someone has been nibbling at our ice cream! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13777 Good thing I ate all my pizza last night.. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13778 Looks like we're eating out, virus or no virus. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
13779 Are you hinting we should go out to eat? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13780 I can't remember the security code. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13781 There’s always sex. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13782 I guess they are taking this diet pretty seriously... 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
13783 I think we should order in. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
13784 Apparently, all the food is fortified. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13785 What did you expect to get when you bought Houdini's old house? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
13786 Oh good They made an obstacle course 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13787 I heard the Harry Houdini diet works wonders 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
13788 Next time let's just buy kale. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13789 Waiting for Houdini? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13790 Kitchen Island 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13791 I’m not convinced. With Henry, where there’s a will, there’s a way! Sondra Carter, Lake Ariel, PA 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13792 I've gone off the idea of eggs. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13793 It's bigger than both of us! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13794 Do you think this diet plan is sustainable? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13795 It's a shame, the mouse trap didn't work. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13796 So, take out again? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13797 This isn’t going to be as easy as it looks. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13798 dude what were we SMOKING last ngith, we set up all these traps in front of the fridge do you have the key due DO YOU HAVE THE KEY I'M SO HUNGRY MAN I NEED MY PICKLE BReAD MAN I"M JONESING DO YOU HAV E THE KEY MAN COME ON DON'T HOLD OUT ON ME DUDE 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13799 Is this Atkins or South Beach? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
13800 They call it the “military diet.” 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13801 I finished the Rum Raisin first. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13802 You just had to get the Houdini upgrade. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13803 And youozilla/5.0 (Macintosh 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13804 All this work has made me hungry. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13805 On the other hand, Goldie, what if retribution isn't a part of bears' value system? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
13806 Are they trying to socially distance from us? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13807 Well, I guess it’s takeout again! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13808 I know the bears broke in , but this is OVER-BEARING! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13809 Actually, I prefer 'gender-neutral' trap. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
13810 I said my mother eats like a pig, but this going too far. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
13811 I'n just tired of all those boring diets. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13812 If we don't get through these things we're going to die of starvation! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13813 Or, we could just stop buying so much cake. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13814 I think Patricia’s diet is getting a little out of hand. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13815 Thank goodness at school he just licks his lunchbox... 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13816 hmmm...whadda ya think? Pizza or Chinese tonight? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13817 It's true - sticking to a diet just takes willpower. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
13818 All we're missing is an anvil and Mel Blanc. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13819 You should try to getting the toilet paper" 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13820 Even with all that, you still managed to gain the dreaded COVID 19? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13821 I thought we discussed this, Frank 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13822 Ok, then, we’re ready for Passover. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13823 So that's where you keep the sourdough. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13824 This Air Bnb sucks. You should see the bathroom. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13825 The impossible burger or take in? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13826 Good fences make good neighbors" ...but in a kitchen? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13827 This is easy. Can’t you do better? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
13828 Do you think we might have gone slightly overboard on the baby-proofing? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13829 So no cheese then? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13830 I was hoping we could sauté it. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
13831 That should do it..the babysitter should be here any minute. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13832 Told you this was more effective than any diet you tried. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
13833 It’s called the “heavy iron diet.” 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13834 What would we do if we caught someone? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13835 But what if we want to get in? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13836 Definitely goth. You nailed it. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
13837 Pre-diabetic, my ass. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13838 I'm thinking that we should go out to eat! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13839 Let's order delivery. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13840 Isn't it wounderful! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13841 The leftovers went a bit past ripe. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13842 Well,we knew Timmy would need an extreme diet! 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
13843 I’ll tell you what I’m most concerned with. The initials BAB to the right there. It’s got to be a trap. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13844 A simple constructive criticism about my cooking would be better than this Greg. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13845 What if he's not hungry? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13846 That must be some gooooooood tuna fish. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13847 Now that the baby can crawl, we'll have to go off our diet! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13848 Perhaps we should just call Terminex. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
13849 Well sweetheart, I think your mother means well... 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13850 The safe is in the basement sweetheart. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
13851 Screw the diet. Let's order in. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
13852 Dieting has never been easier. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13853 Okay, I'm not saying I could get past the spikes, locks, bear traps and chains but if I could...you know that weight will go straight to my hips. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13854 I don’t know. Your brother’s pretty determined when he’s hungry. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13855 I don't think the kids like my cooking. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13856 Bear- proof cannister not enough, huh? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13857 Why die out when you can die in? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13858 Too bad we’re not overweight 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13859 Avoiding covid 19 weight gain 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13860 Don't worry, I've stashed some Oreos in the bathroom. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13861 I see your mother is coming to visit - and rearrange everything again! 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
13862 The new Quick Start Program 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13863 „How many times do I have to apologize for eating that cake ?” 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13864 Let's order in tonight 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13865 How big is this mouse? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13866 The latest weight loss diet. They guarantee it to work! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
13867 Maybe one more lock? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
13868 Okay, but this can't stop us ordering takeout from UberEats 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13869 Come to think of it we should stop securing our valuables in our fridge. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13870 Now do you think I can stay under 1,000 calories per day? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13871 We're going for a distressed look. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
13872 There must be an easier way to stay on a diet. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13873 Now all we need is something to be afraid of. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13874 Don't make me laugh; there's cheesecake in there! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13875 Whatever is in that fridge could kill us. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13876 It’ll definitely work, but wouldn’t it be simpler to just stop taking the Ambien? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
13877 Well, we could either starve, or rent a different house 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13878 Yeah, but Pizza Hut still delivers. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13879 Ok I think we're ready for their return from college 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13880 I’ve been told my cheesecake is to die for! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13881 Maybe a trap door wasn't such a good idea! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13882 This time I think you'll stick to your diet. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13883 It's from Jenny Craig's Goth period. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13884 Ooh, I like the kitchen on this one. It's got that Medieval sort of rustic charm, don't you think? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
13885 Welcome home Don 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13886 What do you think Weight Watchers would say? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13887 Wow! Weight Watchers is really serious about not eating after 8pm. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13888 I guess they expect us to call for delivery. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13889 They did list this house for sale didn't they? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
13890 It certainly *looks* child-proof! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13891 So you want to be the King of Thrones? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
13892 Gluten...amirite? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13893 It's the tofu again, isn't it? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13894 Be sure to leave the kitchen door open tonight. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13895 NOW can we please go out for a meal? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13896 I still think a face mask might be more effective. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
13897 That should keep the cookie monsters away! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13898 I know it is a smart fridge, but I wasn't expecting a denial of service attack! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13899 This new diet is working great. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
13900 this is the knights templar diet 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13901 Talk about cheapskates 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13902 Wow. Your new nutritionist is not kidding around. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
13903 I didn’t know Houdini had a show on HGTV. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13904 This no-carb diet is one to die for. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
13905 I wondered where those bear traps went. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13906 Are the bear traps really necessary? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
13907 Getting serious about this diet, aren't you! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13908 Another attempt to block my Frito addiction. I'll show them. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13909 Maybe we should do takeout tonight? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13910 More spikes or will this hold to the end of my next Zoom meeting? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13911 Why don’t you just stay out of the kitchen? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13912 Except that, once the serpent reappears and starts in with us about the rum raisin, all this will have been in vain. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13913 I know, but lap band surgery feels like taking the easy way out. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13914 [No caption needed] 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13915 I don't think this is what your manager had in mind when she asked you to minimize distractions while working from home. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13916 Uber Eats again this evening my love? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13917 Noom? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
13918 It's called the keytogenic diet. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13919 Whatever you do don't open the dishwasher. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13920 I love the open concept, but Middle Ages modern is so overdone. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
13921 Quarentining as a family apparently doesn't mean we can eat Mom's cheesecake. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13922 Mom's come back from shopping I see ... 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
13923 I guess the crisper is not working again. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13924 What will help your dad? He's still flashing back to the Chu Chi tunnels outside Saigon. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13925 It's a bit over the top but I think Oprah and Dr Oz would approve. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
13926 You didn't tell me David Blaine was coming. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13927 Think she’s feeling used 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13928 It's the new SCARsdale diet. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
13929 Well, I think this will catch the rat. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13930 You’re sure he’s still outside playing? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13931 Well I think the kitchen is now baby proof! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13932 I would like to see the dog try and get in the fridge now. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13933 But I really want a pint of cherry garcia. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13934 Well, the last ten pounds are the hardest. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13935 Not enough...! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13936 These imitation meats have gone too far 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
13937 I call it Top Chef meets American Gladiator. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13938 Henry,don't you think that this is a little extreme to keep your elderly father from wandering off? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13939 Uh, forgot to sign...what’s the plan now? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
13940 At least the tide pods are unlocked. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13941 When Mom says the kitchen is closed, she really means it! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13942 We can now toss out our scales. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13943 Damndest diet I ever saw or heard to tell of! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13944 You didn't tell me; is the person who we're renting this house from French? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13945 You may think it's overkill, but with the Covid -19 spikes, better safe than sorry in securing the TP, paper towels, hand sanitizer, rice, beans, pasta, and coffee! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13946 I figure, it worked for me in the bedroom. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13947 But if I need the toilet paper in a hurry....?! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13948 OK, OK. We'll do takeout. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13949 I appreciate the effort, but I'm just trying to lose five pounds. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13950 Even if the chocolate ganache is calling you, she can't get out. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13951 Well, you really put the "Die" in "Diet". 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13952 I hope he doesn't spot that crumb on the floor -- as soon as he turns around, it's mine. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13953 Do you think the kids will get the idea? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13954 I know there have been bear-sightings nearby but do you think we've overdone it? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
13955 What do think? Should we get take out? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13956 This whole pandemic thing is really medieval. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13957 Are you sure this is safe for Lollipop? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13958 Well, she did say that it was the Mother of All Sourdough Starters. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
13959 I appreciate the effort, but I just wanted smoked salmon. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
13960 My doctor absolutely guaranteed this diet. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13961 Uh oh, looks like Houdini’s disorder! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13962 Gosh! Maybe we should eat out tonight. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
13963 So, where should we put the salmon? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13964 Wouldn't it be easier if we just didn't buy the ice cream ? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
13965 I’m just not sure it’s worth it for almond milk and batteries. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
13966 We’ll get that *&$!%*# mouse! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
13967 If you would have told me in 2019 that it would come to this, I would have thought you were crazy. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13968 I don't know what's for dinner, but it must be really good. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13969 Wow, that’s freaky! Wonder what’s in the bolted fridge and cabinets; the ‘Monster From the Lagoon’ or something? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13970 There! I don't think even Houdini could have gotten to those midnight cookies and milk. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13971 Would it be too much of a bother to get me a beer? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13972 So you found the KEY! So does that make it my turn? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13973 I’ve successfully stopped my binge eating ..Oprah would be proud... 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13974 Do you really think this is going to be enough to stop us from eating by setting up our version of the Quarantine Hunger Games? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13975 I'm trying to cut down on my snacking 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
13976 Looks like a message from Domino's. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13977 I like you, Derek, I really do. So start running now. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13978 We're paying Oprah $8.99 a month for this? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13979 Dang! I should have eaten BEFORE I did this! 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
13980 Never thought I would see Roger Stone’s basement. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13981 The password is the last three numbers of pi. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13982 I hope the new diet plan works. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13983 If this is how Andy Borowitz captures lightning in a bottle, then I'm sure it will work on that mouse. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13984 I figure, either way, I lose ten pounds. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13985 It's my new extreme diet 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13986 I think you misunderstood, I said mop down the kitchen, not lock down the kitchen.” Robert Van Brocklin, Portland, Ore 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13987 It was the only way I could stop your eating habits. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13988 This illustrates where the word "die" in diet comes from! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13989 Uh oh, you forgot the alligator moat again! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
13990 You think it might just be easier to get a babysitter? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13991 If we're going to be in lockdown anyway, this seems like the right diet. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13992 Now that he's gone off to college we can remove the food security system. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13993 Emotional eating during Covid is a problem. But maybe we are taking our diet too far. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
13994 When you mentioned installing a snaking deterrent this isn't really what I had in mind. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13995 I see you are serious about the new diet. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
13996 Finally!! I might lose some weight!! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
13997 I think this is the diet that will work! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
13998 It's not exactly what we envisioned, but real estate in the Catskills is crazy right now and the torture-chamber vibe is, ultimately, just cosmetic. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
13999 If we don't lose weight on this plan, I give up. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
14000 It's the only way to lose our 19 pound gain from Covid 19. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
14001 Now he turns 13 tomorrow, right? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
14002 A lot of these homes aren’t turnkey. Maybe we should go back to Portland. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
14003 You told me I'd get to choose this week's diet, "as long as it works." 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
14004 We’ve got two choices: Foraging or Taco Bell? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14005 Let's extend the lockdown, shall we? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14006 Before I go extreme, another reminder to shut the door. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
14007 You're right hun, the AirBnb said nothing about indoor cooking amenities. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
14008 It's a new weight loss plan called "Doom." 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14009 BLM will never get to our caviar and lattes now! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
14010 That should protect out lottery winnings. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
14011 How big did you say that rat was? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14012 Only after carefully navigating all of this would he discover that the fridge is empty! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
14013 Remember when I said we should diet, and you said, "Over my dead body"? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14014 Anyone for carryout tonight? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14015 Wait, did we lock up everything but the kitchen sink? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14016 I think the kids want pizza again. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14017 It's called Houdini Intermittent Fasting and they say the pounds just disappear. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
14018 Trendiest diet of 2020 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
14019 Hmmm...what if we just call Uber Eats instead? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
14020 So much for anonymous! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14021 Listen Gary, my therapist has mentioned my odd tendencies when I sleepwalk. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14022 I have a good feeling this diet plan might really work. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14023 I see you've also read The Diet Inquisition. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14024 Whose turn is it to feed the sourdough starter? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
14025 Do we have to go with the stainless steel option? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14026 I think the kids are tired of our cooking. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14027 Maybe if the chains didn’t look so much like pasta with meatballs. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14028 Ism... I said he should practice escapism. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14029 Don't tell me you left the cat in the fridge! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14030 This should finally teach that silly rabbit. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
14031 You really want to know what I think? I think your kidding yourself 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
14032 Our new smart kitchen has gone into social distancing mode. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
14033 I don't know....I kinda feel like a pizza. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14034 Its called the self control diet. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14035 So passive-aggressive! I just ate a little peanut butter that wasn’t mine. A bit of an over-reaction, don’t you think? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14036 I don't know. Have you seen yourself when you're hangry? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14037 I think we'll still gain weight in this quarantine. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14038 honestly, John! You promised to make Mother feel comfortable when she visits! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14039 I’m sure that will keep our son and his friends out but I have groceries in the car. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14040 I meant to get out the leftover lasagna before we did all this. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
14041 It's a little less Weight Watchers and a little more Survivor. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14042 Something must be very important in there. What do you think - yodels? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14043 Why do we have to this every time your relatives come. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
14044 Mom might love having us back, but her "GOT "obsession has just got to stop. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14045 This new Houdini Diet better work. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14046 Can I have an ice cream sandwich? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14047 So what you are saying is the yogurt is NOT fat free? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14048 It's a new dieting technique I read about in Cosmo last week! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14049 The truffles just texted that they're in lockdown 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
14050 Let’s go out for dinner tonight. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14051 Do you think the kids will get the point? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14052 It’s the latest from Weight Watchers...any food you can get counts as zero calories 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14053 You're sure we don't need a gun? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14054 Ahhh look at all this shit! This sucks! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
14055 That’s it for VRBO. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14056 Do you think we should put another chain around the water dispenser? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14057 Mom’s in the freezer, right? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14058 I found your phone. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
14059 It's making that weird noise again 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
14060 I can still get in. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
14061 An arm and a leg don't seem that bad right now. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
14062 So you really put the rest of 2020 in there? You know you're just going to make it more angry. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14063 Jenny did say this recipe was to die for. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14064 I understand the risks, but were both you and healthy, and it's Cherry Garcia! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14065 I think it's getting stuff delivered" 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14066 So,Uber Eats? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
14067 You know hon, I thought it was weird when your new dietitian asked for a house key. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
14068 Want to play would your rather? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14069 so much for their all you can eat offering! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14070 You say you want to go out tonight? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14071 I forgot the Diet Pepsi. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
14072 so you're saying you've forgotten the PIN to the safe where you keep all your PINS... 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14073 Do you wanna just send out? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
14074 Hon, isn’t this an extreme remedy for my sleepwalking? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
14075 The kids want pizza anyhow. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
14076 Wouldn't it have been simpler just to toss the Ambien? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14077 That ought to keep the COVID nineteen from gaining on us. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
14078 I was expecting you. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14079 This is only the start of our traphouse. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
14080 Sorry Boris but it's the best thing for Britain. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14081 Couldn't we just try the Paleo diet first? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14082 Good job,Dear! Alisa won't be able to grab her bottle without us knowing about it. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14083 We've been drinking too much during this pandemic. This is my one-step program. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14084 So....you think a giant mouse is eating all our food? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14085 They say it's the first diet that actually works. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14086 'Desperate times call for desperate measures darling. This post quarantine glow up pressure is real.' 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
14087 Now nobody can get to our toilet paper -which we cunningly hid in the fridge. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14088 Well, if this doesn't stop your peach yogurts from going missing, I'm out of ideas. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
14089 The bagels are in the fridge but I still don't get why you asked for 'a lot of locks' 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14090 What if we try the new Indian right on the corner? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
14091 It’s really helped me to cut down on my snacking. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
14092 You told me you wanted to see my "thirst trap"... Well, here it is. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14093 Heads you test it... 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14094 When your past self is damn serious in keeping your diet on track. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
14095 It's called the "last resort" diet. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14096 so this is how we are gonna lose all the quarantine weight? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
14097 Call me a cockeyed optimist, but if I were those leftovers, I would fear me. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14098 After the last attempt, mother has made sure we'll never cook for her again. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14099 I guess we can postpone the wedding diet, too. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14100 My shrink suggested the diet plan. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14101 Let's just take it as a sign and eat out tonight. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
14102 I mean...we were already doing take-out 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14103 It's only been a week, and I've lost 14 pounds!" 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
14104 But we only have ants. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14105 It just feels as if we've forgotten something. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14106 When I asked you to hold me accountable, this isn't exactly what I had in mind. -Chloe Rusca, Portland,Or 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14107 So, that’s how ‘Noom’ works! 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
14108 I'd say we're just about prepared for what's going to happen next! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
14109 I like your enthusiasm, but I think we're supposed to lose calories, not limbs. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
14110 Now that should keep us on our diet. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14111 A little harsh, but it will cure your sleepwalking. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14112 Do you think this is really easier than just putting dad on Weight-Watchers? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14113 I´m very concerned, baby. What are going to do with the sink and the dish washer? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
14114 Yeah, it's called the Survivalist Diet. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
14115 Whoever did polish off the Häagen-Dazs, I want them on our team. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
14116 OK, I'll let you go back to washing the groceries 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14117 There might be something to intermittent fasting after all. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14118 Of course it’s safe for the kids, they’ll never drink our beer again. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
14119 When I said no midnight snacking I meant it. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
14120 How bad do you want that deviled egg? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14121 So this is where my ancester, Montressor, hid his arch-enemy, the most unfortunate Fortunato, in Edgar Allan Poe's short story, "The Cask of Amontillado." I think this calls for a libation. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
14122 What would Monty say? We should probably just wash our hands. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
14123 So according to Cosmo, the way it works is that for three hours each day, I can eat anything that I harvest from that bear trap. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
14124 I’m still not sure that’s enough to keep Dad out of the ice cream. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14125 I know you're just trying to help honey, but I don't think this is the best way to keep the kitchen clean. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14126 I miss the island. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14127 Should we leave a beer and nachos outside to lure it ? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14128 Yes, I am aware that it was Cookies and Cream, but this was at least partly your idea. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14129 If THIS doesn't keep us on our diet... 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14130 I'm on a high anxiety diet. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
14131 I guess Taco Tuesday has lost its luster. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
14132 That should take care of the Goonies! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14133 Is Greek yogurt really that good? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
14134 I’d die for a double chocolate nut butter frappuccino right about now. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
14135 Let's go out. The masks aren't THAT bad. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14136 So I see that you're on a diet again. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14137 Well, I thought your Keto diet was extreme, but this... 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14138 Ok, who’s going in first? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14139 And this will teach me a work ethic? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
14140 Well, one would definitely burn some extra calories getting to the ice cream carton. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14141 Social distancing? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14142 Oh what a great idea Lets get roommate you said! What till you see the toilet paper roll. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
14143 Maybe we should try some cheese. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14144 I see someone in this house is very serious about their recovery eating plan for this poundemic? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
14145 Should we lock the front door too? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14146 My new diet is designed to eliminate cravings. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14147 I don't think grandpa is going to get out this time. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14148 They GUARANTEED you'll lose weight, huh? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
14149 Sorry, dear, but after quarantine, this is the only way to quit snacking all day 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
14150 I know I complain about the Weight Watchers, the Noom, the multiple gym membership fees... but this feels kinda extreme. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14151 I don't know. I think we need something more. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14152 WTF...you DO know McDonald's is a mile away, woman, get off my back 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14153 Yes. I think so." "Anyway it works for me. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14154 That’s some diet 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
14155 Does this mean you want to get take-out tonight? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
14156 Do you think it'll nip my midnight bite urge in the bud? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14157 I finished all my pandemic projects so I thought I would try to lose a few pounds.” 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
14158 you know..maybe give up the pasta, bread and beer..we might go back to the Keto thing....Hon? should we order a pizza ..Honey? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14159 No way it will work, dude! When I get the munchies, I'm hella 007! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
14160 Do you think we're child proof now? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14161 Naming our daughter Goldilocks may have been a mistake. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
14162 This dietician is much better than the one your Mom used to have. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
14163 You know, we could just buy fat-free yogurt. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14164 Your mother has taken hoarding too far. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
14165 Do you think mom will notice? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14166 keeps the carnivores away. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
14167 No one would dare enter this kitchen with COVID-19 still hanging around. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14168 Okay, but there's nothing left in there but some nonfat yogurt. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14169 Of course, it might be simpler to just not bring ice cream into the house. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
14170 So your roommate is really torn up about this whole "their yogurt" thing, huh? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14171 Welcome to the iron mam diet. Grin and bear it! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
14172 Jake - do you think that I'll finally lose weight? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
14173 It's going to be very difficult to get hold of Trump's tax returns. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14174 Have you tried Jenny Craig? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14175 Haha I’m glad women are the cooks...So try to have dinner ready for 7-7:30 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14176 OUR MILLK IS NOT SAFE ENOUGH!! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14177 Do you think we’re being just a tad extreme with this lockdown diet? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14178 You’re right. “Saw: The Dinner Party” does have a nice ring to it. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
14179 The new cone of silence 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
14180 I'll just swallow the keys for dinner instead. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
14181 Hm, I think we’re safe until we can leave the house again 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14182 I’m hungry, Honey. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14183 I think we took this new diet a little too far... 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14184 Now that's one hell of a diet! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14185 It's the latest internet diet. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
14186 COOKIE...It's time to imprison the Cookie Monster. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
14187 Alright, let’s tell him we won’t keep eating his food. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
14188 You know Zabar's delivers. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14189 Yeah,see I told you Mom is getting very serious about her "no snacking after dinner" rule. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
14190 I think I can still get to it if I really wanted to. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
14191 Kind of reminds me of Ray Milland and THE LOST WEEKEND, but in a sweet way. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14192 This should keep the kids from the bowls and the ice cream! 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
14193 Hmm. But, I think we can do it. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14194 I think you might have an eating disorder. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14195 Looks like Mom' means business this time with Dad's diet. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
14196 It’s the sourdough starter. I just can’t let it go. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
14197 So I guess a snack is out of the question..." 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14198 Why does she buy chocolate cheesecake in the first place? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14199 This just became available. The owner recently choked to death on a piece of lettuce. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14200 The traps are empty, should we eat? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14201 Okay, okay. I will research which restaurants offer curbside delivery. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14202 I meant to tell you, I have an eating disorder. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
14203 That new Jenny Craig program is pretty persuasive 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14204 In and Out? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14205 This new diet seems a bit scarier than all the others. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14206 Now this really overdoing your diet. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14207 Just a little reminder not to eat until after your blood test tomorrow morning. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14208 This is one tough diet. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14209 I think the Marquis would like this setup. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14210 Okay, you can invite your mother down, so long as she wears a mask and stay out of the cabinet with the toilet paper. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
14211 I don’t know. These traps look like they came from Venus, not China. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
14212 Your mother announcing her new diet? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14213 Marj says she's already lost 20 pounds. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14214 I KNOW there's nothing else to do, but should we risk it? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
14215 Really serious about this new diet, huh? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14216 This is really part of the Gothic inspired diet? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14217 Don't you think there might be an easier way to get rid of three voracious teenagers? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14218 It really does make dieting easier 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
14219 I don’t know. I wonder if we should add more spikes. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14220 Looks like Mom's trying a new diet 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
14221 You forgot to empty the dishwasher. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14222 I’ve forgotten if we are trying to keep something in or us out. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14223 I wish Houdini would hurry up I want some breakfast. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
14224 I told you you aren't allowed to cook anymore, this was the only way I could get that into your head. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14225 Come out of there Harry, come out at once! 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
14226 And, just how hungry are you? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14227 And what else does the Leftovers Monster eat? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14228 I think Carole Baskin did it. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14229 He’s so crazed that we can’t let him escape the refrigerator! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
14230 I guess mom is on another diet! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14231 Was a home escape room the best idea? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14232 D'you think we've overdone Dr. Schrinck's advice about externalizing our feelings of being trapped? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
14233 I learned from a podcast that the only way to break my ice cream habit is to create friction against it. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
14234 So much for mind over matter. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14235 Wouldn't building willpower just be easier? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14236 This is Noom VIP Platinum. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
14237 I think our diet is really going to work this time 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
14238 Weight-Loss-Now” has free installation! Unfortunately, we have to uninstall 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14239 So, how much was this diet plan? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14240 This is quite drastic. Couldn't we just try the 5-2 diet? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14241 I told you not to eat the last of Mom's "special" brownies... 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
14242 Finally getting serious about the COVID-15. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14243 Maybe a dog Instagram filter would make it look nicer? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
14244 It’s just until the gyms reopen. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
14245 This is really a diet to die for! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14246 Let's just get carryouts. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
14247 Mark’s Dungeon Diet is really paying off. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14248 Do you think maybe this defies the shelter at home order? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
14249 That should be enough. Have you seen my phone? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
14250 I don’t know, dear; it does seem a bit much but I’m told this diet really works! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
14251 Yes the cabinets are secure, but I still think your baby-proofing needs work 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
14252 Do you think it will work a second time? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14253 Do you want to go out for a pizza? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14254 Promise not to hate me if I say that I just ordered takeout? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14255 Do you really think that this will stop the virus more effectively than wearing a mask? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
14256 Yes but what if your parents are got locked inside by mistake and need to be rescued! 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
14257 Want to do drive-through? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
14258 Looks like Mom signed up for that Weight Watchers’ COVID 19 special. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14259 If this doesn't work we can cancel Amazon Prime. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14260 I wasn't expecting this when I asked the pest exterminator for a chemical-free treatment. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14261 He could’ve just wrote his name on the bag. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
14262 I still gained 6 pounds. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14263 The next time we discuss our diet, let's turn off Google Nest. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14264 Maybe after a few months the "growing boys" line stops working. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
14265 This Houdini Diet is pretty much fool-proof. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
14266 I guess I should have taken out the half n half before I closed the fridge. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14267 They didn't come with password resets. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
14268 Vaccine? May be not. It's not as menacing as spike proteins." 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14269 Ya think this will stop Mom's Midnight Sneak Attack on the Fridge? Or do we need to hire a Security Guard! 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
14270 You got too carried away with the mousetraps. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
14271 Artistic,for sure. But my mother will think you're criticizing her cooking. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
14272 My new diet plan - it's a guaranteed success! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14273 Welcome to my lockdown diet fridge. Houdini has nothing on me....I'm a sleepwalking midnight snacker. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
14274 Well, the title was "Lose Weight or Die Trying." 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14275 I wish we were going to be around this weekend to see Christopher Knight's face. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14276 Midnight munchies tostado. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
14277 This should help with the Covid-15 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14278 Why do I think this is not going to phase Covid19? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14279 This new CoVid-19 diet seems a bit aggressive. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14280 Will this keep the virus out? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14281 My _second_ biggest personal issue is my lack of self-control. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14282 500,000 new followers on Instagram were totally worth it. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
14283 And then, if you’re STILL hungry and force it open, there’s a surprise inside.........just a hint................think ”Hannibal Lecter!” 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14284 I hope your 13 year old brother is not going to feel threatened 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14285 My dad is a middle-aged man on a Middle Ages diet" 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14286 Yeah, but what about deliveries? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14287 Do you think mom is hinting at something? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
14288 This should definitely keep the Corona virus out. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
14289 I guess Brian is sending me a message about keeping my leftover kimchee in the fridge last week. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
14290 Damn! When you said your new life coach knew how to get results I never envisioned THIS. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
14291 Do you this this will finally stop the roaches? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14292 It must be an extreme diet. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14293 Looks as if Tom has baked his ever-popular creamy chocolate cookies again. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14294 Were the spikes really that necessary? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
14295 Are you sure that going keto was not an option? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14296 Wouldn't it be easier to just clean everything out? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14297 It's actually a secret door to outside. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14298 “How about we just order a pizza.” 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14299 Do you think we are going far enough to lose our Co-Vid “20?” 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14300 Of all the IKEA displays, I feel that this one is the most honest. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
14301 How many teens are coming this weekend? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
14302 We’re supposed to lose 10 pounds in 2 weeks. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14303 It's called the Marquis de Sade Ultra Keto Diet. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
14304 Are you sure the baby isn't in there? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
14305 I guess that Doordash delivery code they left in the Airbnb welcome note is more than a suggestion. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14306 It’s only for as long as we have to work remotely. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14307 Wow, I didn't know Costco had a diet plan. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14308 They did the same thing when I came home for Christmas freshman year. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
14309 Better call Houdini 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14310 i guess this means pets are allowed, as long as they are not bears 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14311 It’s what HGTV is calling postmodern pandemic apocalypse. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14312 I dunno. This'll probably stop them from raiding the kitchen, but our 2 Shih Tzu puppies are soooo smart. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
14313 If he gets out, it's your turn to take him to school. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14314 So this is the Mediev-o diet? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14315 It's the only way I could think of to stop me gaining weight during the shelter in place Covid19 pandemic" 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
14316 Maybe let’s just order takeout. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14317 Maybe after COVID, we can go back to good ol' fashioned Atkins or Keto or Whole30 diets. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14318 Fresh coat of paint on the cabinets and you won't notice it. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14319 That's one way to diet 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
14320 I realise that she's YOUR mother, but don't you think this is a bit extreme? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14321 I've put the 'die' in diet. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14322 This explains how they can give an iron-clad ‘30 pounds in 30 days’ guarantee. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14323 It's the new fortress diet. You're guaranteed to lose weight. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14324 Good, that’ll keep us out till lunchtime. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14325 This is a weird AirBnB. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14326 So i see we're back to phase zero 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14327 I don't know. Doesn't look like you need to lose any weight at all. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14328 Or we could just order pizza. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14329 It's from Weight Watchers — their new "Raiders of the Lost Ark" program. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14330 Sweetie, I know you love DIY , but maybe just this one time we call the professionals? This could just make Zuul angrier. And I don't think our marriage would survive another affair with Rick Moranis. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14331 this escape game is not so fun anymore ... 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
14332 Just curious, do Phase 3 guidelines permit foraging? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14333 My new diet plan is a total loser. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14334 Sherry-Lehmann delivers. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
14335 I don't recall this in the Airbnb description. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
14336 Toddler-proofing has come a long way. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14337 It's called 'lock and keto,' I'm obsessed. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
14338 How do you like our new gym membership? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14339 Okay bob, you can smoke that joint now 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
14340 Okay, I get it! I will lose the 5lbs, promise. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
14341 Are you sure this is Phase 4? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14342 You want to just order takeout? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14343 It's well designed, but we order all our meals out. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14344 You know, not all food delivery apps have these terms and conditions. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
14345 This is the lastest diet craze...If you can't get see it, you can't eat it. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14346 Look, honey, I know your nephew likes my leftover lasagna as much as you do, and he does need more consequences for some things, but don't you see that this could be a little too much tough love for a sleep-eating six year old?" 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
14347 Don't worry, honey, we beat the Freshman 15. We can beat the COVID 19. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14348 Yom Kippur is no joke this year. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14349 "Did you remember to ask for an inspection before you signed for the home mortgage?" 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14350 Oh....!Darling are you always THIS overprotective? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14351 I guess it was a ghost. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14352 I don't care if Jónsi was a raw vegan. I need to eat too, you know? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14353 So...you thought the chicken last night was a little dry? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
14354 Should we just take it with us? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14355 You did say *strawberry* cheesecake, right? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14356 I found this on Facebook, but I have an idea it’s not shareable." 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14357 Next, let's cover the floor with lava.” 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14358 That wasn't a microdose. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
14359 damn wtf. what the fucking holy shit. like- ahahaha -sorry, i can't help but laugh cuz like, wtf is this? who did this? what is fucking happening right now? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14360 Yeah, I just got *really* into nudge theory. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
14361 Remember, it was your idea to name him Houdini. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
14362 And we thought the Freshman Fifteen was bad. Now we have the COVID 30. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
14363 Guess mom's serious about making it to sundown this Yom Kippur. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14364 I don't know, maybe just a sigh warning Junior not to drink directly from the milk carton would have been enough.... 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
14365 I think it was worth it—I look and feel great! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
14366 Nơ, because humams ARE on its diet. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
14367 Maybe we should do take-out again. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14368 Which one do you think he 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14369 Are you planning to go on a diet again?! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14370 Have fun villain’s Parker lyon 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14371 Weight Watchers - taking a more tactical approach. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
14372 Are you sure she won't mind if I borrow some yeast? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
14373 I prefer the Atkins diet 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14374 This was easier than just tossing that moldy mystery bowl HOW, exactly? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
14375 So, we're keeping the pot in the freezer? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14376 So it looks like your really taking your diet seriously this time._Cathleen Mahon_Northport, NY 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14377 What do you think Mom and Dad are trying to say? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14378 It’s my turn to call tonight. Pizza, Chinese, or Italian? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
14379 Since covid virus has changed things at Weight Watchers I will never complain about going to get weighed in again. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14380 Which do you think is a better Sal trap? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14381 Shall we order in a pizza? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14382 Just pay the damn ransom. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
14383 This is better and cheaper then all those diet plans! 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
14384 I guess we will be ordering in a lot more now 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14385 No more vegetarian. PLEASE! 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
14386 Wanna microwave some tap water? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
14387 And yet somehow the kale still got into our salad 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14388 It’ll stop a bear, but what about a hungry teenage boy? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14389 So, whaddaya think? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14390 I don't know, do you think the banana bread is secure? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14391 Was going on that diet such a big deal to you? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
14392 Installation artist is Melania Trump 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
14393 I think the milk has gone bad. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
14394 Safety first, Flocks! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
14395 I get it, no more banana bread. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14396 There must be easier ways to diet 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14397 At least we can still wash our hands, I guess. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14398 I our cooking that bad? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14399 Oh no. This diet plan doesn't send food. No, just a new booby trap each week. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
14400 I guess someone doesn't want us messing up the kitchen. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14401 Must be some good leftovers. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14402 Well, you can't spell "diet" without "die". 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14403 I think there might be a better way to catch our child stealing cookies out of the cookie jar 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14404 Yes dear, it is a nice job, but you missed the cabinet door under the sink and the dishwasher too. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
14405 I guess you're really taking your diet seriously this time. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14406 I dunno. This Bear Grylls Diet seems a bit extreme. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14407 It makes me wonder why we bought cage-free eggs. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
14408 This is the vintage smart kitchen. Could use some updating, but the last homeowner said it secured his success on his last diet. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14409 So explain keto one more time... 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14410 Nothing tastes as good as mangled feels. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14411 You think you left the keys in the fridge, or you did? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
14412 How big is the mouse your talking about? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14413 Our new decor really puts the lock in lockdown. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14414 That should take care of midnight snacking. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14415 Since we put them there, we can figure out how to get past them. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14416 Aggressive dieting strategy, but I think it'll work. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14417 I think dinner will be fruitarian, except without the fruit. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14418 When you told me this diet would be hard to break, you weren't kidding. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14419 When I said “childproof kitchen” was to protect the child not the kitchen 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14420 Talk about a parent trap 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
14421 I told you not to leave the keys in the fridge this time Marie.. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
14422 But if you'd simply develop some willpower. . . 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14423 Let's just buy a new fridge. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
14424 He really likes honey! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
14425 This guerilla marketing for DoorDash is getting ridiculous. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
14426 Until you stop taking Ambien it’s the best option we have. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
14427 This is how Harry Houdini motivated himself. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
14428 Did we misplaced the keys or we ate them? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
14429 I see your mother cleaned the fridge. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14430 I think it's your turn to feed the sourdough starter. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14431 Would this be called the "No fooling around" diet? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14432 Honey, I think it's time for takeout 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14433 It’s easier if you keep picturing our diet book on the best seller list. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14434 Our child's discovered yet another fad diet so we'll be eating take-out for 6 weeks. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14435 Ordering take-out again just seems lazy. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
14436 The new diet is really working! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14437 If we can't shed a few pounds on our diet we'll definitely lose fluids. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14438 So, how long have you been on the zero cal diet? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14439 -Well, the listing was way under the rest of this neighborhood. - What´s the catch? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14440 Mice or roaches? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14441 I believe this diet has good potential! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14442 Um, like... Right? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14443 Just think how good it’s going to taste when you get to it! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14444 Are you sure they had bear traps in the Paleolithic era? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14445 I think it only works if we throw away the keys. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14446 I hope I can stay on my diet now. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14447 Surely, the mouse traps will work now. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
14448 Mother joined WeightQuashers 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
14449 Dad only goes MAGA when he's been on the Kool-Aid. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
14450 It may seem like overkill, but trust me, dieting was torture. At least I get in some exercise this way 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
14451 This'll teach Santa to eat only what we leave out! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14452 I told you if we came to IKEA things would be different in quarantine. They really don't want us to touch the showroom fridge huh? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14453 Let me guess -- you're on a lockdown diet? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14454 He says I can't cook. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14455 When you said you were a “killer in the kitchen” I didn’t think that this was what you meant. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14456 Sadly, I’m not surprised this is what it’s come to 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14457 And next, we feast. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14458 Jenny Craig has gotten a little draconian.” 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
14459 ‘Do You think we went overboard telling him he is our little Houdini ?’ 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14460 I hear the owner opted for this instead of going for a gastric bypass. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14461 The only problem is the deli down the street. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14462 We'll make no choice but to use the pantry. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14463 This way, your mom won't keep raiding our wine stash. I'm not Instacarting any more Merlot. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14464 A Schroedinger's Houdini 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
14465 All this because of a gluten allergy?" Carl Yaffe, Rockville, Md 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14466 I told you to get the cage-free eggs. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14467 Forget the Thin Mints. You’ll bleed out before you pick those locks. Let’s just grab the Samoas from the cupboard and go! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14468 That SHOULD keep our kiddy-wink away from the popsicles! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14469 In my opinion, it's just one big diet trap. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14470 Turning Houdini's kitchen into a tourist attraction - who would've thought! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14471 He'll be fine. It's only for fourteen days and there's food in there for at least three weeks. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14472 The food delivery app company did all of this for free! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14473 I do think this was a good idea. We both really needed to be on a diet. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14474 We can still wash dishes! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14475 Good thing I put the booze in the garage. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14476 OK! America's Got Talent video auditions, here we come! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14477 What time does your mother get here? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
14478 I DO get it, Babe. It totally screams SUPPORT LOCAL and IG gets it, too! Other than that weird comment from our insurance agent about adding AD & D to our policy ASAP. So rando! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
14479 I don’t know how to reach him, 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
14480 This is a new diet. They said it's fool proof. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
14481 I dunno - I still want that Chocolate Fantasy 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14482 Tell me again what you call this diet. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14483 Someone's on a diet again? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14484 Weight loss—it’s all about the psychology. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
14485 I just realized, we can still order delivery. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
14486 Was he on a diet? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
14487 Our supplies are safe. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
14488 I thought you were only two months behind? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14489 Now I see why the broker called it a don't-get-eaten kitchen. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14490 So when I opened the Weight Watchers Quarantiners' box... 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14491 I keep thinking we’re forgetting something. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14492 No, not me. Maybe our housemate? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
14493 I’m dying for a snack? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14494 No honey it’s the Keto diet, not the key to diet. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14495 Maybe vegetarianism would’ve been easier? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
14496 It’s still a bit unclear. Let’s schedule a Zoom meeting to discuss it. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14497 I heard they’re really dangerous! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
14498 Looks like the kids would rather we order in tonight. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14499 No Hangry Zone 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
14500 Remind me how much we're paying for the insurance required with this weight loss program? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
14501 It’s Oprah’s latest product innovation; she calls it WEIGHT WATCHERS TO THE MAX. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14502 Yeah. I might be a little insane. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
14503 You would think by now she had lost a couple pounds. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14504 It's a hint, but hardly a show stopper. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14505 I read that the 50 Shades of Grey diet is a sure way to fulfill our fantasies and lose weight! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
14506 New diet fad. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14507 I still don’t think this will child-proof it. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14508 I don't know... I like the rest of the house, but I'm just not sure about this kitchen. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14509 I'm convinced it's really going to work this time. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
14510 It is puzzling, Jeff, but it looks to me like your 'fridge is self-isolating. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
14511 I guess Mom was serious about not filling up on snacks before dinner. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14512 My therapist thinks the reason I never learned to cook is that my mom was always a bit discouraging. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14513 But who asked you to put the "die" back in "diet," Denise? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14514 Are you sure you read the TOPS guideline correctly? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14515 Let’s celebrate our new diet plan with an order from Door Dash. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14516 I don't think it will keep the virus out. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14517 Do you thing that is enough of a deterrent? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14518 Even if your mother does get out of there... 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
14519 You do the hokey pokey and you......... 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14520 I'm pretty sure your roommate will stay away from your leftovers, but I'm wondering what you'll do when you want a beer. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14521 Nice job, Babe, but I still don't know why any audience would pay for a magic show where all your brother does is yell, "Let me out! I've made a terrible mistake!" every few seconds. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14522 so meta! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14523 We don't need to diet do we? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14524 It’s the latest diet! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14525 It's actually cheaper than buying larger clothing. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14526 I heard restaurants are finally at 50% capacity 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
14527 Try getting to my wine now Rick, you fucking piece of shit, can't even clean up after the damn cat you asswipe. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
14528 That's one hell of a diet Fred. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
14529 You forgot my protein shake. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14530 But the restaurants are open now. We can go back to tiny portions for beaucoup bucks. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
14531 If you cook, I’ll wash. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14532 Aren't you taking this diet a little too far? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14533 Let's just do KFC. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
14534 Whose turn is it to cook dinner? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
14535 It could be a sign of pandemic shortage paranoia or our parents believe more animals are moving into the suburbs. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14536 If that brownie is hiding in the shade, how will we ever catch it? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14537 I've heard of strict diets but this one is beyond the pale... 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
14538 Dad is really getting into this intermittent fasting thing, huh. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14539 Does this mean no more snacks? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
14540 I see you’ve been taking your diet seriously during the pandemic. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14541 _I'm so damn hungry. Let's eat. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14542 This is the new diet trend. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
14543 Don't you think its a little overkill for one mouse 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
14544 Looks like we will be dining out tonight. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14545 Hey hon, I know we talked about escaping the fat trap, but that's a whole other level! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
14546 I guess our kids are serious about their demands for fresh meat. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14547 'Mmm, Biden Corona precautions' 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14548 Well son, are you sure you need a snack right now? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14549 I guess I will be off Weight Watchers for a while!! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14550 I was worried we'd have to renovate. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14551 Parkours and skill building, with cheesecake as the prize. It's got it all, Robin. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
14552 You had to buy that icecream 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14553 I think I will call it Frig-A-Dare 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14554 Lets just see if those Keys work! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
14555 They promise you get your money back if you don't lose weight... 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14556 Sure, she eats too much but don’t we just want her to leave? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
14557 Are you sure we can't just keep wearing sweatpants? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14558 It looks like you're all ready for my mom's visit... 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
14559 Tom, maybe I won't mind getting my mask on again. Grabbing a bite somewhere sounds kinda good right now for some reason. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14560 This is different. Simon Cowell should really like the creativity of getting in rather than out. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
14561 That may be kind of an extreme way to go on a diet! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14562 The "quarantine fifteen" is hitting a second wave. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14563 I know my brother keeps helping himself, but couldn’t we just have a talk with him? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
14564 I think we're taking this Weight Watchers thing a bit to far 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14565 Wouldn't a simple mouse trap have been enough? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14566 The problem is, Harry, it doesn't look legit. My mother used to say a good kitchen is a good-looking kitchen. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
14567 It’s the new Quarantino diet... 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
14568 But I'm humgry!! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14569 Mom wasn't kidding about the quarantine cookies. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
14570 I like a meal that feels earned. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14571 Do you think this can stop us, if there is another lockdown? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14572 Never mind about chicken for dinner! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
14573 Don’t worry, the moat’s out back. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
14574 Dinner is going to be tricky. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14575 ”Jeez, Sharon. How was I supposed to know it was the kid’s birthday cake? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
14576 I sure hope this Covid-19 trap works 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14577 Houdini's last resting place. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
14578 It was R. Goldberg Security Systems,why? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14579 It’s called the ‘I Can’t Believe I’m Not Eating’ diet. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
14580 It’s the latest fashion. A do or die diet. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14581 I did the math. Long term it's less than keeping a cat. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14582 This quarantine diet seems to be working. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
14583 Or we could order pizza again. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
14584 This is easier than 'Naked and Afraid.' 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14585 Are you sure this was cheaper than Jenny Craig and a gym membership? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14586 Uau, this way I am sure that your diet will be succesfull 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14587 Got it. From now on you cook. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14588 When Mom says "Stay out of my kitchen," she really means it! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14589 I give her credit. Our interior decorator did say she had a way to end midnight snacks. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
14590 I mean, don't get me wrong, the aesthetic works for me, but practicality is the main sticking point for me. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14591 We are FINALLY goon date night! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14592 Yup. I think this will do the trick until the pandemic is over. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
14593 You're good....but I have a gut feeling this ad submission won't be a winner. Sorry, Bud. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14594 You're sure the Yeti wanted food? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14595 It's only the first 6 days of the Slim Fast therapy 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
14596 Should we just do a takeaway? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14597 It's still easier than keto." 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
14598 New diet tactic? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14599 Finally, this diet is going to work! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
14600 I'm taking my diet seriously this time. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14601 No, you get the cheese. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14602 I'm pitching my spring shoe line tomorrow. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14603 The mantra of Stretch Goals is central to the 'World of Weighloss' CEO's Summer re-launch, apparently... 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
14604 Are you certain this is easier than counting points? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
14605 If this doesn't keep the fridge from escaping, nothing will! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14606 Or we could have just put on chastity masks. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14607 impulsive eating" is another word for quarantin 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14608 What's your sleep number? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14609 They're much more interesting here than in our bedroom, right? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14610 I agree that we need to cut down on the wine, but I'm afraid we may starve to death. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14611 Fred, you really think this is going to stop your midnight snack raids?" "Maybe?" 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
14612 Hah! Our idiot trainer forgot about takeout. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
14613 So I guess you were serious about cutting back on midnight snacks. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14614 Do you think it’s time to reciprocate for all of the times those folks have entertained us? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14615 It's where they keep the President's wisdom and compassion. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14616 No wonder they guarantee this diet plan to work. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14617 What addiction? I just ike cold mallomars! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14618 A moat might be considered overkill. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14619 Something tells me carry out's the best option. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14620 Diet books don’t know it all. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
14621 time for uber eats 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
14622 Well then, DoorDash it is again! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14623 I get where you are going with this installation, Chris. It expresses the subliminal need one has for closure. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
14624 I prefer the Keto diet. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
14625 We're going on the "Tap Water Diet." Help yourself. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14626 You know they say everything’s transitioning to ghost kitchens anyway. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
14627 Or we could try some self-control... 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
14628 Wow, I guess she was really serious about us not scratching the handles... 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
14629 I'd like a diet cola. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
14630 Marge, I really don't think we need to store the toilet paper in the refrigerator. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
14631 Probably could have stopped with the locks but the other stuff was fun to set up. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14632 Okay. Let's order in tonight. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14633 Their boarder was eating them out of house and home. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14634 I don't know about you, but I can't wait fifty-five to sixty-five minutes for Uber Eats. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14635 yes...or not feeding the bears in the kitchen in the first place. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
14636 So these are the added benefits when you upgraded to Weight Watchers Premium? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14637 What were you thinking? I can't believe you let a workman into the house during the corona virus epidemic. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
14638 I call it “ THE DIET” 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14639 I really didn’t think she’d get this angry about me eating the last of her quinoa. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14640 Great job. Let’s go camping. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
14641 That new diet coach has some weird methods! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14642 Maybe if we tell Tommy it is to keep the cat from overeating, it will relieve his alienation. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
14643 What about expiration dates? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
14644 I feel good about my new diet 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
14645 I guess the smaller portions diet didn’t work out for Bob 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
14646 I told you. I don’t even like plain yogurt. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14647 Chinese or Indian tonight, hon? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
14648 Well, I think the cupcakes are safe... 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14649 It's just until they develop a vaccine. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
14650 Are you certain this is how Oprah did it? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14651 Which one would you like Harry? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14652 If you tell me there's cookie dough ice cream in there, I can probably make it. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14653 Okay I get it, I'll be more proactively in support of local restaurants. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14654 What do you think? Add broken glass or barbed wire? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14655 This new diet is really strict! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14656 Yeah, Mom's lap band surgery didn't take. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14657 my roomates don't like to share 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14658 I left the car running 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
14659 Must be where they keep the toilet paper and hand sanitizer. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14660 Remdesivir? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14661 Houdini DID have a son after all ..... 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14662 Okay, I’m sorry I said you looked a little puffy. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
14663 I distinctly remember thinking, "This puppy looks more like a bear cub than a dog". 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14664 Good thing the take-out menus are not in the kitchen. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14665 Perhaps another bear trap? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14666 A little impractical, but the Goth design’s pretty cool 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14667 This is one helluva diet, John. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
14668 We should come up with a safe word. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14669 Martha is a great maid but is a trifle strict about HER kitchen. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14670 Looks like they don't want us to use the bathroom either --check out what is swimming in the toilet. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
14671 I feel like a yogurt. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14672 OK, now what about the refrigerator downstairs? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
14673 Did we forget anything? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
14674 But its emails. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14675 On second thought, why don't we just order out? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
14676 This is what I call the Medieval diet. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14677 aw, babe—all this for my cock and balls? you shouldn’t have 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14678 You can still get a glass of water but you have to bring your own glass and watch your step. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14679 I lost all self-discipline around mid-April. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
14680 Other than that, she's a dream roommate. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
14681 Oh c'mon, one Oreo won't hurt. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14682 On the other hand, the COVID snacking has gotten out of control.... 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
14683 This is the absolute first among first world problems solved. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
14684 Just admit that you were the one that left out the towel. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
14685 I think no one will raid the fridge tonight 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14686 Is it just me or does the chocolate cake in there smell even more tempting now? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14687 Honey, can you grab me a bottle of water? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14688 Do you think you went a bit overboard for a mouse? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14689 Thank God we have a garage refrigerator. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14690 Your answer the the Covid-19 pounds I gained or is it another Tik-Tok Challenge? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14691 Well, we did book this place through Air B&D. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14692 Perhaps we should get your mother make one of her favorite dishes? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14693 My diet should work now! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14694 Tell me again how many ants your mom saw. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
14695 You know, I think I DID forget to refill the ice trays. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
14696 You're really taking this lockdown seriously. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
14697 Hmmm... Let's just order a pizza, again. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14698 Is my homemade mushroom oatmeal really that bad? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14699 Six months, 55 pounds lost, and I’m still sticking to my new years resolution diet. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14700 It may well work, honey, but perhaps the Keto diet would be a safer option. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14701 Now get back on that conference call. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14702 Mom’s really taking this hunter-gatherer diet seriously. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14703 They call it "The 28-Day Torquemadan Meal Plan. It's fear based. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14704 Let's see what you say about this, William Carlos Williams. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14705 I can still hear carbs yodeling. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14706 I wish we'd thought of the 1/2 and 1/2 . 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
14707 I guess our son’s wrestling coach is serious about him making weight for the team this week. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14708 I am hoping this will keep the beagle out of the fridge! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14709 Mom did watch that movie Conspiracy Theory a million times. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14710 I don't know...to cure sleepwalking? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
14711 Your nutritionist is a little intense 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
14712 Finally a foolproof diet! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14713 Ok...how about Pizza or Chinese? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14714 No judgement--but did that DIY site have any other ideas for fighting the quaran-fifteen? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
14715 Honey, I think your new diet plan might just work this time." 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
14716 I might understand if you were overweight. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
14717 Yes.. usually an escape artist works quicker, but then, he does have a weeks worth of food in there... 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14718 Not sure if this is enough to hold off a proper 'lockdown munchies'. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
14719 Wouldn't the keto diet be so much easier? And it doesn't damage the kitchen surfaces. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
14720 My house is called the The peace house what about you? MY HOUSE? Well my house looks like a MESS!!!! Maddy Senechalle oak park il 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
14721 ... and he returns to the couch with his beer in a frosted mug in 2 minutes flat. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14722 Y'know,I think I'll burn enough calories getting to the fridge to treat myself to some pie. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14723 It’s called the 0 calorie diet. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14724 So we're really committing to this "snacking isn't a hobby" thing, huh? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14725 I don't know about you.. but I am dying to eat. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14726 I learned this from my mom, she did the same thing after my freshman year at college 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14727 It has really cut down on spilling errors. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
14728 I know what you're thinking, but getting in there is only the first challenge. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
14729 The "summer diet" Wiki-trail took you... where? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14730 I signed us up for the new WW Uber Diet from Weight Watchers. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
14731 Maybe it would be easier if we cut back the sugar in the trifle... 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14732 Late night snacking just got a lot more adventurous. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
14733 It's important that she knows we trust her while we're away for the weekend. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14734 My problem is self-discipline. I’m too good at it. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14735 Should we go out to eat tonight? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14736 I'm looking for something to pick at. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14737 It's the new Gulag Diet from the WH. No pills ,no meetings, no exercise. Guaranteed. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
14738 I think you are serious about this.” Don Dechman Austin T 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
14739 Is this what you meant when you said your key lime pie recipe is 'to die for'? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
14740 No dear, I said we need more Lox 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
14741 You're STILL not convincing me it's safe to eat out yet. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14742 I don’t really think our IRS records need this much security. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14743 And yet I've still gained weight while working at home. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14744 All this hard work setting up the "Anti-Quarantine 15" has made me hungry. What'd ya say we order a pizza? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14745 And I STILL gained 8 pounds! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14746 What do you think? It is worth it? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
14747 I think Faye's taking this diet thing a little too far! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14748 Extreme, yes. But the only way to win the battle with the Covid 19." 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14749 The hazardous starvation diet. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14750 this new game is awsome 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14751 Sorry Honey, Uncle Harry will cut through this like butter. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
14752 YOU WERE NOT JOKING ABOUT GOING ON A DIET, WERE YOU? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
14753 Don't worry, there's food at home 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14754 Kitchen: My time to quarantine! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14755 I’m not getting another black eye over a bag of baby carrots again, I just can’t. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
14756 But how are we going to wash our hands? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
14757 I’m not sure Bob? 16 could Houdini his way in !! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
14758 They should stop late night binges! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
14759 And after your brother leaves... 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14760 Or there's the gluten-free option. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14761 Now that we've stored the toilet paper, we need a plan for the food. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14762 'Mom's gone vegan.' 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14763 You only pay week-to-week. But yeah, maybe Weight Watchers did go a bit overboard on their new weight loss plan. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
14764 I think this diet plan just might work.. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14765 My last boyfriend was a Gemini. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14766 I know YOU want to lose weight, but what about me? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14767 Excuse my ignorance. Is this what they call Paleo? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
14768 Brad...I think we've done it. We've made the refrigerator great again. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
14769 Now we’ll know if it’s an inside job. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14770 Good thing our underground bunker came with a fully stocked pantry. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14771 Schizoid kitchen disorder. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14772 It's only until the pandemic ends. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
14773 Jason, this new diet seems a bit excessive. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14774 Damn, we forgot the moat 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14775 It takes a bit of discipline, but the Houdini diet works for me. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14776 Are you sure you didn't leave some ice cream under the bed, because drinking it doesn't sound bad right now. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14777 Wanna go out tonight? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14778 They say he could never escape his mother 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
14779 So this is Peloton’s new in-home service? Wow, honey. This really works for me. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14780 The Houdini Diet huh? Looks like it might work. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14781 He had labelled it,but I only used a sliver or Torquemada's Gouda. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14782 It's part of the Inquisition Diet. You're guaranteed to lose 30 pounds in 30 days. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
14783 I just can't see this working. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
14784 Look, the kid on the phone said the fridge would run. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
14785 I think dad's watching his weight again. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14786 It's how to social distance from the fridge 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
14787 That's the last time you eat the last piece of anything! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14788 Honey... I forgot the keys in the fridge 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
14789 Hmmm, is there something we should know? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14790 I know how it looks, but, you've got to admit we have lost weight. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
14791 Vanilla or chocolate? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14792 Get out of the bloody fridge, Houdini! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14793 This should teach discipline to the children. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
14794 They went extinct because they were all talk and no substance behind it. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14795 It’s low barb. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14796 It might be sufficient, but he is a teenager you know. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14797 I really like this house. It has nice bones. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14798 See the ice cream, Danny. Be the ice cream. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
14799 I don't think Whiskers likes the new kitten. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
14800 Well, what can I tell you? I'm sure Atkins, Jenny Craig, Weight Watchers were very fine people, but... 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14801 I have an idea! Let's eat out! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14802 Honey, I was only joking when I called your food a death trap. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14803 We have to stop the toddler generation before they reach protest age. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14804 You think she left us a key? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14805 Thanks to my Life Coach's visit, I think I might finally have the motivation I need to control my overeating. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14806 This way you can easily catch me breaking my diet. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
14807 I’m sure we’ll catch the thieve. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
14808 The doctor told Mom she needed more iron. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
14809 Wait . . . where are my keys? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14810 Would you get me a yogurt? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14811 Don't you think , Meg, that Mom has taken that slimming exercise a tad too serious? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
14812 You know how Kenny kept refusing to wash his hands before eating? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14813 there’s no way in hell that baby is getting out of that fridge 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
14814 The kitchens fully stocked 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14815 This is the only way I can take my Ambien, and I’ve just got to get some sleep. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
14816 Okay, we can try a drive-through. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14817 I think the third bear trap was a little overkill. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
14818 WHO NEEDS SELF DISCIPLINE? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14819 We’ve got to stop eating in and saving money. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14820 Five pounds, give or take. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14821 Half of your cravings are from boredom anyway, so why not make it exciting? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14822 I've finished my self-quarantined art work. I call it Scream. If you make it through all the traps, you'll still die of hunger. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
14823 Which one do you like? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14824 I googled it. It's the only 100% effective diet plan out there. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
14825 There’s at least one ice cream sandwich left. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14826 We have to make up for that cruise we took last November. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14827 It’s just until the Peloton comes back from the shop. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14828 This should restrict Donald to the canapés 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
14829 Joe Biden's campaign asked for ideas on how to keep him from talking. But I can still hear him. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14830 I see you've read _50 Shades of Weigh_ 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14831 I've got to say, this is probably the best way to preserve food. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14832 It symbolizes my heart. I think I'm ready to love again. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
14833 What do you think, honey? I mean, we’ve gotta stop with the covid noshing. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
14834 It's the extreme Paleo diet 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14835 I think if you just go with Weight Watchers it will be easier to sweep around here. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14836 I'm trying to lose the COVID 19 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14837 Airbnb is tightening up. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14838 I say we go cognitive diet over behavioral stimulus response. Just for laughs. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14839 We mostly just eat out now. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14840 It’s nice, but I still think we should have gone with the gator and moat option. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14841 Should we have put the milk in first? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
14842 I've this notion that your brother has made it inside the refrigerator, is drinking our beer and quietly laughing at us. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14843 So, this is the new Grizzly Bear Diet? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
14844 This is the way they’re starting their diet! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14845 I really want to lose three pounds 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
14846 There's a message here. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14847 Toilet paper! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14848 Well, the Airbnb listing did say 'kitchen access not provided.' 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14849 Well, you did ask for my support with your new diet. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14850 Right, OK, I get it, but I still have that food delivery App on my phone, so...... 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14851 I DO NOT THINK" GENIOUS " This WILL KEEP THIS VIRUS OUT! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14852 I know Keto messes up your relationship with food, but this seems ridiculous. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
14853 Wait. Did he say, "Aunts" or "Ants"? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
14854 The fake scientists want us to believe Covid can only be seen under a microscope. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
14855 I think this new diet is working. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
14856 With 3 teenage boys, it’s the only way we’ll survive. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
14857 Why don’t we just order take out?” 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14858 You're safe! Even "The Amazing" Yen acrobat guy from "Ocean's 11" can't beat this! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14859 I think she's serious about her diet this time. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
14860 The rest is for carb control but the TV is in the frig. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
14861 We may be onto something here. Air SnM! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14862 OK, I feel better. We can start thinking about a baby. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14863 Well, Justin did tell us not to eat his chicken fingers again. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14864 I guess I shouldn’t have raved so much about the leftover meatloaf. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
14865 And you still have an urge to open the Fridge, just to stare in? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
14866 Yes, let's keep a much closer eye on those expiry dates. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14867 C'mon, it's not as as dangerous as the locksmith said it is. 1.0000 0.06455 16 16 0 0
14868 You haven't had a tetanus shot Honey, so seriously think about it. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14869 Mom must be on strike again. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14870 I’m still not sold on the Keto diet. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
14871 Will they be surprised when they find out there's no toilet paper in there 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14872 Don't they know that refrigerators are airtight and they can run out of air? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14873 When is settlement date? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
14874 You're the one who thought it was a good idea to stock up on mint chocolate chip. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14875 No shoot, no loot. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14876 Maybe finding a new roommate on Craigslist wasn't our best idea. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
14877 Guess I thought intermittent fasting would be a bit simpler... 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14878 Low carb diet does not seem to be working out 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
14879 This is the year of the rat. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
14880 I wanted open concept. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14881 Disinfecting wipes. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
14882 I couldn't fit the rack in the kitchen, so it's in the basement in front of the freezer. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14883 She says now it’s gonna work. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
14884 I think this new diet will actually work! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14885 This isn’t the diet plan I signed up for!! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14886 I will say this. If we do get burglarized, I hope it's soon. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14887 The kitchen plan is creative. Don’t get trapped by the design team. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14888 I knew Trump's ego was dangerous but I had no idea! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
14889 Sure, it's doable, but I say we just order a pizza... 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14890 Hold on, I've been studying Houdini's technique. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
14891 You think they are storing toilet paper in the kitchen? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
14892 Overkill much, I only have to lose five pounds. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
14893 Maybe we should order in tonight? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
14894 Beware of what? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
14895 So Mary, can I assume we will eat mostly Chinese takeout? We may need to buy more chopsticks." 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14896 Just a few safeguards to keep from over eating. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14897 To be clear, I said the kitchen needed the "bare necessities." 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
14898 You're not really a hunter, are you? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14899 It was either this or keto. What was I supposed to do? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14900 Looks like they’re serious about the pandemic quarantine. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14901 Now, do you believe that it's important to pay attention to the dates on probiotics? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14902 Wow, that is some active yeast. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14903 pretty sure we'll catch whoever's been raiding the refrigerator 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14904 Well, Paleo has advanced. But, medieval? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14905 The accommodations have really gone downhill since we moved back. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14906 A dog, maybe? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14907 Okay, but are we trying to keep something in or someone out? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
14908 This just might curb Juniors little Hungry Monster . . . It just might! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14909 Well, the listing did say it was a turn-key property 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
14910 When yogurt goes bad. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14911 I still say Noom would have been cheaper. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
14912 We should be safe from his tweets tonight, until he really gets hungry in the morning. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14913 Where's Houdini when you need him? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
14914 Dad's last can of beer? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14915 Bear essentials 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14916 What do you mean? It's impossible to loose all the keys! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14917 I still wonder what Noom is really all about. They make it seem so easy. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
14918 Wouldn’t it have been easier to just leave it empty? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14919 Just because the government put us on lockdown, doesn't mean our food has to be. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14920 The Van Trap kitchen. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14921 Are you sure you ordered the right package from Weight Loss Incentives? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14922 Do you think Mom wants us to wait 'til she gets home? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
14923 I couldn’t afford Atkins and this is proving equally effective. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
14924 How about just sending the kids to sleep over summer camp? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14925 Well, at least he does the dishes. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14926 This totally necessary for Hot Pockets. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
14927 I think your Art Trap installation is a winner!” 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
14928 Noom has nothing on us 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
14929 If you wanted to eat out more, you could have said something. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14930 You don't think cutting down on carbs is enough? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14931 And that is how we stored our toilet paper. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14932 Should we let Mom know it was Grampa Dagwood? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14933 Don't you think we could make an exception because of COVID-19? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
14934 You did say your Mom’s peach cobbler was to die for. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14935 Is there a message I'm missing? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14936 I don't think this will help us stick to our diet. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14937 Perhaps anorexia WOULD be better 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14938 This is the advanced Gyneth Paltrow IKEA diet plan? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14939 Will this be enough to keep the Covidiots out? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
14940 So you’re still going for a modeling career? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14941 I think we finally solved our gluten problem. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14942 It’s a new version of the caveman’s diet 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14943 This is part of the latest weight loos from President Trump's physician 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
14944 Ok, you win, we go out to eat. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14945 So when you said I wasn't a good cook, you really meant it, huh? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14946 Just a thought. We might consider not buying any more snacks. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14947 Seems like an over-reaction to a mouse. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14948 No milk and cookies for Santa this year... 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14949 This clearly puts the die in dieting. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14950 Do you think we quit on weight watchers too soon? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
14951 And what was the estimate for this security plan?? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14952 I think you are taking this intermittent fasting regimen to far... 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
14953 So the COVIDiet has officially begun. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14954 You want to Postmates dinner tonight? 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
14955 I'm afraid it's the only way to avoid putting on the dreaded covid-19 lbs. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14956 That's where we keep the hydroxychloroquine. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
14957 Do you think this latest WW strategy has Oprah's thumbs up? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
14958 We've got our teenagers now! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
14959 Well, we DID insist that the timeshare landlord guarantee that the kitchen was virus-free. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14960 Maybe we just should have canceled home delivery. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14961 Let's just order takeout again. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14962 I guess the kids were serious when they said they said we’d die if they had to eat one more home-cooked meal. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
14963 It was only two quarantine pounds. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
14964 Honey, I swear, there are other methods of controlling sleep snacking. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14965 Do you think they're hungry? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
14966 Wouldn’t it be easier to join Noom? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14967 I told you she was a weirdo... 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14968 I know it’s only Monday, but I think we should eat out tonight!! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14969 I think it would just be easier to join AA 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
14970 That is one way to stay on a diet 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
14971 Things are sure different since Oprah bought Weight Watchers 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
14972 Dear the new Paleo diet has a few hazards 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14973 The bathing suit photo didn't work well enough, eh? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
14974 What if it's me, sleepwalking? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14975 I just think it’s time to update. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14976 I'm just thinking . . . maybe we should try hypnosis first? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
14977 Desserted? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
14978 Do you think we should call Uber Eats? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14979 That should protect Mom from the carbs while we're out 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
14980 Well, you're the one who wanted a raccoon for a pet... 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14981 Let’s order out for Mexican. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14982 Snap! Just like ours honey! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
14983 So, I guess we'll order out. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
14984 Uh,I thought the diet thing was in January... 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14985 Sure you can do without insulin until there is a vaccine? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
14986 This is the quarantine 15 diet. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14987 Have you heard of the new Trapkins diet? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
14988 I still like the "melon" 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
14989 What about the one in the basement? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14990 I can't figure out how we each gained 10 pounds anyway 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
14991 Don’t you think this diet seems severe? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14992 It'll be much cheaper than those quick fix diets -you'll see. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14993 Let's try. It is raspberry swirl Cheesecake ! 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
14994 New diet strategy? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
14995 Okay, so the warning signs are up. What’s next? 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
14996 Was the hardware store out of mousetraps? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14997 Damn, I forgot to put the ice cream in. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
14998 My mother is on her Way! 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
14999 Fat shaming was so much simpler back in the day. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
15000 I mean, if there is an internet of things, why wouldn't they socially distance themselves? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
15001 You do understand that one of us still has to buy groceries? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
15002 You didn't tell me you were related to Houdini?? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
15003 So, we’ll really have to think before getting out the sourdough starter. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
15004 Just wait until you see the boss battle... 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
15005 Need I say more? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
15006 Cool. I have some banana bread in the bedroom. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
15007 Wait till you see the security for the toilet paper 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
15008 I think we should add a notice saying “Please Stay Out.” 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
15009 Yeah, I wanted to find a diet plan well-suited for both of us. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
15010 I thought this would help you to stay on your diet! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
15011 I know you're tired of prepping, cooking and cleaning but honey ..... this is excessive. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
15012 You’re sure we shouldn’t try Atkins first? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
15013 I can't help thinking this won't stop our teenage sons. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
15014 A Houdini-esque kitchen according to Airbnb.” 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
15015 Maybe we should move to a safer neighborhood instead. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
15016 I dare you to pack on pandemic pounds. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
15017 Just don't forget, in the Latin alphabet, Iehouah begins with and 'I'. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
15018 You will lose weight... 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
15019 The kids will never go for this. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
15020 All I said was, "Sweetie, hide and seek just isn't fun anymore." 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
15021 They're teenagers, it's a war of attrition. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
15022 Sharing is maybe not my best thing. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
15023 You know, its probably expired anyway. Let's call it a day. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
15024 Do you think your mom's diet has maybe gotten out of hand? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
15025 That should do it for midnight snacks, don't you think? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
15026 Don't you think this is a little extreme? My brother is just visiting for a day or two. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
15027 Your turn to order in. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
15028 Remind me again who told our daughter he doesn't believe in the reality of pandemic pounds. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
15029 What if we need the toilet paper ourselves? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
15030 And yet, somehow I still managed to gain two pounds last week. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
15031 SOMEONE's on a diet. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
15032 And the fun part is we have to figure out how to cook dinner - think The Floor Is Lava... 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
15033 No cheating! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
15034 Merry Christmas, Santa. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
15035 Who needs willpower? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
15036 This new diet plan is Total Overkill! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
15037 She's on this new jungle to table diet 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
15038 Or I could just quit eating. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
15039 I think they'd look better in stainless. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
15040 Right. Now you’ll know who ate the last of the ice cream 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
15041 That should do it to prevent binge eating while we sheltering in place! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
15042 You can learn to love Pizza Hut too! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
15043 Ashleigh has embarrassed this family for the last time! The Teen Miss Pageant is only 11 months away and it’s time for redemption. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
15044 My parents did tell me no snacks before chores but this might warrant a call to Child Protective Services. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
15045 Your Mom Is Very Cautious. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
15046 I forget... is it Lent, Ramadan or Yom Kippur? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
15047 Maybe we've gone a bit too far this time to stick to our diets. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
15048 If you love me..... 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
15049 I guess she noticed I ate her leftovers. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
15050 It's the covid "Stay home, stay safe" weight-loss diet kit I ordered... 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
15051 The owner was on a strict diet, but we can have all this removed for $18,000 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
15052 Fine. I’ll start buying healthy snacks. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
15053 So, you think Mom doesn’t want us eating all the leftovers? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
15054 I’m not sure, but I think it might be a trap. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
15055 Well that should end my late-night snacking problem. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
15056 What's this new diet called again? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
15057 I'm not saying boiling oil wouldn't work. I'm just wondering who's going to get it out of the cabinet? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
15058 Really? Writing your name on it would have been enough. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
15059 I think I've finally found a diet that will work! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
15060 It covers the "die" in diet to a "t"! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
15061 When I said this new diet might kill me, I didn't mean it literally. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
15062 So now let's talk about the front door. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
15063 I call it Houdini's Kitchen.” 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
15064 They call this the ‘Folsom Street Diet’. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
15065 Well I suppose we could order in? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
15066 Your new diet plan or "to die for" plan? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
15067 I think you're overthinking this 17-day diet thing. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
15068 That's not our problem! Let the moving company deal with that... 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
15069 Now I know why the new weight-loss app is called "Starve". 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
15070 Is it me or is it HGTV? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
15071 Is the floor also lava? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
15072 Pork is just so expensive! 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
15073 Do you think the TP will be safe there? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
15074 Why didn't we just throw it out when it started to get moldy? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
15075 Now that is done, we have to figure out how to eliminate carry out. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
15076 It was your turn to shop this week and you didn't? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
15077 It’s been really easy to stay on my diet! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
15078 What time does your brother arrive with his family? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
15079 I found these at extremedieting.com. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
15080 Are you sure the frig is the best place to store toilet paper? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
15081 After all that I'm worn out. Let's go out to eat and start the diet tomorrow. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
15082 We need to update our AirBnB listing. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
15083 I know with grocery stores closed, you're worried about what our neighbors will do, but isn't this carrying things a bit too far?" Michael Rogness, St. Paul, M 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
15084 Edgy condo sounded so good. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
15085 Oh, and don't forget the sticky note to remind you of your diet. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
15086 I guess Mom is pretty serious about the diet this time. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
15087 Are you sure that the leftovers have turned bad? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
15088 So that's where Trump's tax returns are. Do you think Geraldo can break in? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
15089 You like it? It's my own home version of Door Dash. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
15090 This is the new killer diet 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
15091 You Are taking the diet to the extreme don’t you think? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
15092 Let's eat out again. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
15093 your cholesterol is just too high honey. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
15094 Let's try again at breakfast. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
15095 When you said you didn't like kale, I guess I didn't really grasp the depth of your dislike. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
15096 Do You think mom will get it? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
15097 Left the yogurt go little too long? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
15098 So why's it called the Kevorkian Diet? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
15099 Just as I suspected: There is no escape from this room. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
15100 We think this will work on voting machines also. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
15101 Okay. So much for the Clorox wipes. Now, where should we keep the hand sanitizer dispensers? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
15102 This should teach your mother to knock. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
15103 I wish this luddite had learned how to use ransomware instead. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
15104 You don't know teenagers. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
15105 I'm beginning to think the bear traps are a bit over-kill? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
15106 Well, I guess we eat out tonight! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
15107 It's the only way we'll avoid the 'quarantine fifteen'! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
15108 ok...I think our Corona Diet has gone too far. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
15109 Your sure you got the last roll of toilet tissue? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
15110 Look, honey! It's already baby-proofed! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
15111 Or we could just try the occasional salad for dinner instead. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
15112 Sharing a flat with aspiring people in New York, ment that you'd eventually end up living with someone who aspired to be Houdini 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
15113 I think weight watchers are getting serious 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
15114 Let's see those Soros-funded BLM looters who are also crisis actors — but also, somewhat paradoxically, very real to me and utterly terrifying— try to steal my Steak-umm Sliced Steaks now. I'd like to see them try! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
15115 Good luck with “your” diet. I’ll be at my sisters place. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
15116 This really does put the "die" in "diet." 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
15117 No, I’m not starving myself- it’s called a water fast. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
15118 You'll notice, Tom, that the dirty dishes are still very much available to you. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
15119 The perfect beer for whatever happens. You go first. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
15120 There's a KFC on the corner, but I'm in one of those airbnb-be-damned moods. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
15121 In a weird way this makes me really hungry. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
15122 You still have those granola bars in your bedside table? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
15123 Postmates?” “Postmates. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
15124 This will help me keep my night cravings in check. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
15125 But, did you set the roast out? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
15126 I was hoping for an island but there are a lot of uses for these spikes, too! 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
15127 Houdini would have fun with this diet! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
15128 Well, it's either Tom's ham sandwich or a Velociraptor. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
15129 I should still be able to wash my hands, which will be good because the dishwasher machine appears to be off-limits. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
15130 I really like the industrial look but I worry it makes my kitchen look like a craft brewery. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
15131 I get the stuff on the floor and ceiling, but how do you propose we keep it cold once we trap it? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
15132 I told you my new roommate was a bit territorial. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
15133 Yep, this diet might work. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
15134 It's not - not- a bargain. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
15135 It’s becoming clear why this rental didn’t include any kitchen photos” 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
15136 Postmates guerilla marketing has gone too far. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
15137 Wouldn't it be better to hide the toilet paper in the bathroom ? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
15138 We could always order out. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
15139 This should keep us on our diets. Um, where did you say you stashed the keys? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
15140 Capturing smart rats requires: common sense, medieval traps and a dragons and dungeons player. Ritu Tak, Jersey City 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
15141 Who ever lives here has little or no self-control. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
15142 You should see how we store the toilet paper. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
15143 You're gonna hate me, but I forgot to put back the half-and-half. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
15144 Something tells me that this is not a starter home. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
15145 Junior has to make weight for the tournament. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
15146 I don't know...what would Karen and Ken do? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
15147 I kind of want an apple..... 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
15148 Protection against quarantine binging 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
15149 Not the kind of "lockdown cooking" I had in mind. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
15150 And you think it’s going to work better than the Paleo diet? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
15151 I'm loving how this kitchen requires you to risk your life to get a snack." 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
15152 This’ll teach those goddamn kids that’re after me Lucky Charms 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
15153 Guess where I put the keys? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
15154 You could just do Keto... 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
15155 There's something we are forgetting. It's on the tip of my tongue. 1.0000 0.06063 17 17 0 0
15156 I think its fine, but do we really need separate keys for each of the locks? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
15157 You feeling kinda turned on, too? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
15158 You really think that this will stop our soft drink addiction? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
15159 If you don’t like broccoli, next time just don’t buy broccoli. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
15160 It's one way I guess, but why just not buy the junk food? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
15161 Want to just order takeout? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
15162 My nutritionist is what you would call 'full-throttle.' 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
15163 Remember when appliances didn't need safe words? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
15164 That's one way to cope with an eating disorder. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
15165 Maybe the Mountain Man wasn't the best person to hire to baby proof our house. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
15166 Mousetrap? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
15167 Melania tried this in the White House kitchen and he just put it on the border wall. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
15168 I guess Mom really was serious about not cooking after Dad retired. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
15169 Honey, I don’t think this new dieting strategy of yours is the healthiest. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
15170 As you can see, the kitchen came with all the trappings. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
15171 Well, he said he’d make sure we will never again eat his yogurt. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
15172 We can be at Yoshi’s in 15 minutes; I’ll call the order in. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
15173 Are you sure this will be enough to catch a rat like Remy? I am tired of cooking. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
15174 I wish she would give up escapology and just make dinner like other moms. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
15175 I think we should go back to the Paleo diet. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
15176 Now that the kids are sleep, I'm not sure we thought this plan through. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
15177 This oughta catch that mouse. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
15178 We could order pizza again? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
15179 Okay, next, fun branding 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
15180 This is the last time we shop at IKEA. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
15181 I think the kids want to eat out tonight. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
15182 It was your idea to get a smart dog. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
15183 So after you've bagged the midnight snacker, then what? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
15184 I like it better than going Keto. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
15185 Indiana Jones and the Kitchen of Consternation 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
15186 Wait, where is the cat? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
15187 So ... how long does your grandmother have to stay in the fridge?" "Until she apologizes. 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
15188 They have remarkable dedication to their low carb diet. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
15189 So, we can still use the microwave? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
15190 ‘’Iron Chef - Death Match”, huh .... 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
15191 We'll still need a moat." 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
15192 Please discontinue putting quotations around every caption; many of them are just captions, not quotations. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
15193 Looks like mom adult child proofed the kitchen." 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
15194 Paleo is out. This is the medieval diet. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
15195 But we haven't eaten in like 10 minutes 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
15196 I am starting to think Mom and Dad were being serious about wanting us to move out." 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
15197 It’s my new approach to dieting. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
15198 I call it "the quarantine diet". 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
15199 With the Houdini Diet there’s no measuring or counting calories. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
15200 Sure, it'll work. But maybe there's an easier way to cut back on dirty dishes? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
15201 You weren't joking about dropping the Corona 15" 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
15202 None of this was on the listing sheet, but we could ask that it all conveys 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
15203 This quarantine has left us no choice. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
15204 Honey, I know you don't like children. But if she suffocates in there, we'll have to deal with the smell. 1.0000 0.05130 20 20 0 0
15205 I guess we’ll order takeout. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
15206 I'm calling it "The Impaleo Diet" 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
15207 I'm not so sure about this new fitness trend... 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
15208 Let's call it the "Try it diet!" 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
15209 I don't think even this can stop Grandpa. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
15210 I know we're in a mandatory lockdown, but this feels a little much... 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
15211 Okay, I'll order. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
15212 Before I was a home decorator, I worked in Abu Ghraib. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
15213 You’re sure you don’t want to give Weight Watchers another try? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
15214 If we don’t, the milk will spoil ... 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
15215 If this doesn't stop the sandwich thief, nothing will ! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
15216 Have we gotten every thing in that new diet book or not? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
15217 I don’t know...maybe it’s time to think about rehoming it.” 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
15218 You eat the last piece of pie ONE time. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
15219 I wish AirBnB was more specific with their descriptions. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
15220 I think it’s Bulimic Pride Day 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
15221 Have you considered weight watchers? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
15222 This new diet plan seems very extreme. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
15223 I think it’s calledthe “Last Chance Diet.” 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
15224 That's the Corona trapper diet of 2020 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
15225 Not even Houdini could get into that one... 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
15226 I wonder though... 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
15227 Let's just go out for dinner. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
15228 Can I just grab my Acai smoothie bowl? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
15229 We can't keep letting the lettuce go bad. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
15230 The website did say the house was in escrow. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
15231 Guess I’ll just order out. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
15232 That should hold The Invisible Yam. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
15233 I see Melania found a new use for her S&M props. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
15234 Okay, It was the dog that ate your cheesecake. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
15235 I still think a sign stating "DO NOT EAT THE FOOD" would have sufficed. This seems a bit extreme. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
15236 I guess you prefer to eat out 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
15237 With all these fad diets circulating 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
15238 I guess we'll have to get takeout. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
15239 The restaurants in town are really getting desperate. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
15240 Honey, I know you have the munchies but... 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
15241 So... given up on Weight Watchers? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
15242 It's the app for social distancing from the refrigerator. I understand it was patterned after the chastity belts the knights developed before they went on a crusade. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
15243 Did you remember to secure the toilet paper? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
15244 When you said, 'The deli's chocolate marble cheesecake is a work of art,' I didn't realize you'd try to protect it like one. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
15245 It's Oprah's newest idea for Weight Watchers 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
15246 That should stop you overfeeding the sourdough starter. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
15247 You missed a lock. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
15248 Don’t you think its an extreme approach to dieting? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
15249 Now you know my secret to a successful keto diet 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
15250 Want to order some donuts? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
15251 Take out sounds like a good option. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
15252 If Rachel thinks she will be able to get her applesauce, she can think again. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
15253 All I did was eat a couple of his thin mints... 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
15254 Hopefully, we'll find a less radical solution to your sex addiction. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
15255 She said she was taking This diet seriously. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
15256 Now that I'm at my goal weight I can remove these". 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
15257 I'm thinking still less than 10 seconds to get the bowl, spoon and ice cream. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
15258 That won't stop it from running? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
15259 Suddenly I’ve lost my appetite 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
15260 Keto just wasn't cutting it. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
15261 I feel trapped in this relationship. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
15262 After All this work, I could use a nice cold lemonade. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
15263 It didn't look like this on the apartment sharing website, I'm sure of it. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
15264 On second thought, let's do takeout. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
15265 Ditching the app, are we? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
15266 Mom wasn't kidding when she said she was going on a di-et. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
15267 Your Mom doesn't seem to like my cooking. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
15268 Where did you say your decorator worked, North Korea? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
15269 This diet is going to be a real pain in the butt. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
15270 Loose weight. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
15271 Or we could eat out tonight. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
15272 I think the yogurt 's expiry date has passed. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
15273 I'm on the Game of Thrones diet. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
15274 I tell ya Greg, I can't wait for this lockdown to end. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
15275 I suppose it’s safe to assume you’d prefer eating out tonight? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
15276 Talk about avoiding a blood sugar spike. 1.0000 0.06901 15 15 0 0
15277 Turns out, it was my roommate's yogurt after all. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
15278 Your new wife is definitely a high maintenance. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
15279 This feels like a trap to me. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
15280 So, Chipotle? 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
15281 I still think they look better in the bedroom." 1.0000 0.08006 13 13 0 0
15282 This Airbnb guy is serious about his private stuff. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
15283 It's the only way to keep me away from gluten. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
15284 They weren't available in granite. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
15285 At least the dishes will be clean. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
15286 I really wasn't hungry, but I do love a challenge. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
15287 Let’s unplug the fridge 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
15288 Don't forget the garage. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
15289 Hmm... I’m still hungry! 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
15290 I have always regarded Ulyssean preproscriptions on following urges conscious sedition. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
15291 Mom finally got the kitchen clean. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
15292 You do know you could just try talking to your roommate about not eating your food right? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
15293 But what if it's not him? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
15294 For the Humpty Dumpty comic: "Leave the bottle." 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
15295 But all I had to do was open the door.” 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
15296 Today's a Peak Energy Savings Day. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
15297 Ann always said she had trouble with desserts, but.... 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
15298 I mean, she’s only 17 months old honey 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
15299 That’s one way to stop midnight cravings. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
15300 Time to defund the food police. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
15301 So, we order takeout? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
15302 That should slow down little Harry. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
15303 Won't the babysitter think we don't trust her? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
15304 Honey what's this? My life after marriage dear... 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
15305 “They did say they'd eliminate fast food.” 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
15306 Do you think we're taking this "food porn" thing too far? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
15307 Maybe Grandma didn't go out of town. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
15308 Whadiathink? Should be do take-out tonight? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
15309 It's called the'lock & key' diet - all the rage on Instagram these days! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
15310 This isn't even the most extreme diet method you've tried 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
15311 Another crazy diet. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
15312 The realtor said we had to stage it. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
15313 Would you rather have legs or leftovers? 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
15314 It will be take aways next honey. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
15315 I don't think you understand what house arrest means 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
15316 Little Tommy's bedroom: As Tommy's proud mother, I have encouraged his streak of self expression, but where will he want us to put his new bed? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
15317 We’re auditioning for Guy Fieri’s new show, “Diners, Dungeons, and Dives.” 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
15318 Beats any diet... 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
15319 I don't think Josh has ever lived in a share house before. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
15320 Really, this is a ridiculous diet. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
15321 You should have bought mild, rather than sharp cheddar. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
15322 Yes! I'm a huge fan of the comic strip Cathy! How did you know? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
15323 These Butterfingers commercials are taking things one step too far. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
15324 Geez, Aaron’s Rent A Center doesn’t mess around when you miss a payment. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
15325 I say we start pitching in on groceries. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
15326 It's low carb, low fat, and low sugar. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
15327 You have to admit, our lockdown diet is working. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
15328 Soooo, what is it going to be tonight, a sandwich or sex? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0