Contest #716 Summary

Name	Value
Submission deadline	2020-07-12T15:46:00.000Z
Voting started	-
Voting ended	2020-07-26T15:48:00.000Z
Finalists announced	2020-07-20T15:47:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued	July 27, 2020
Number of captions	15329
Number of responses	261717
Number of participants	-

Rank	Caption	Mean	Precision	Total votes	"Unfunny" votes	"Somewhat funny" votes	"Funny" votes
0	Could we have outstayed our welcome?	1.9761	0.04371	335	111	121	103
1	The listing did say kitchen to die for.	1.9712	0.05533	208	69	76	63
2	I've lost six pounds and a toe since starting this diet..."	1.9491	0.05176	216	68	91	57
3	I don't know about you, but I'm thinking takeout	1.9022	0.05305	225	83	81	61
4	I said to put lox in the fridge.	1.8636	0.05272	220	84	82	54
5	Maybe dad wants us to move out.	1.8396	0.05654	187	73	71	43
6	I see you ate some of Dad’s favorite ice cream.	1.8177	0.05622	181	71	72	38
7	Still want to see my bedroom?	1.8026	0.06925	152	73	36	43
8	My mom lost 45 pounds and my dad lost a leg.	1.8015	0.06890	131	56	45	30
9	Still safer than eating out.	1.7981	0.07654	104	44	37	23
10	Have you considered simply not buying the ice cream in the first place?	1.7939	0.07000	131	58	42	31
11	I agree. No more resolutions after wine.	1.7883	0.06983	137	63	40	34
12	Do you think we should add a password?	1.7863	0.07189	131	61	37	33
13	The airbnb ad said "some restrictions apply".	1.7803	0.07159	132	62	37	33
14	My roommate caught me drinking milk straight from the carton.	1.7724	0.06613	123	50	51	22
15	Last time they just left a sticky note.	1.7724	0.06812	123	52	47	24
16	If you love me, you'll get me that carton of Chunky Monkey.	1.7642	0.06935	123	54	44	25
17	Mom rigged it up after dad started working from home.	1.7565	0.06942	115	49	45	21
18	I wonder what their bathroom looks like.	1.7551	0.12553	49	26	9	14
19	Look on the bright side: we can eat whatever we trap.	1.7521	0.07474	117	56	34	27
20	She could have just put her name on the carton	1.7500	0.07341	112	51	38	23
21	Weight Watchers has sure changed a lot since Oprah took it over.	1.7447	0.11162	47	21	17	9
22	When Mom goes on a diet we all suffer.	1.7434	0.07519	113	54	34	25
23	This should hold, but we'll need something more for the liquor cabinet.	1.7300	0.07502	100	45	37	18
24	I know it looks intense but watch this, “Hey Siri, open smart lock kitchen.”	1.7273	0.07409	110	52	36	22
25	I still think we should add an alarm.	1.7255	0.07777	102	49	32	21
26	It's hard visiting your mother when she's on a diet.	1.7158	0.08287	95	48	26	21
27	We still have the Oreos under the mattress, right?	1.7143	0.07858	91	42	33	16
28	So, when you said you worked in food security, I was imagining something a bit different...	1.7143	0.07675	98	46	34	18
29	It's brilliant -- nobody will ever guess that we hid it in the dishwasher!	1.7093	0.08574	86	43	25	18
30	I asked for lox.	1.7079	0.09068	89	49	17	23
31	You should see what I did for my toilet paper supply!	1.7079	0.08022	89	42	31	16
32	They say it’s the last diet you’ll ever be on.	1.7053	0.08180	95	48	27	20
33	Or we could try Weight Watchers.	1.7053	0.07901	95	46	31	18
34	I said we needed more LOX.	1.7033	0.08194	91	45	28	18
35	Toilet paper's safe -- where shall we put the food?	1.6989	0.08059	93	46	29	18
36	I just started the Houdini Diet.	1.6966	0.08665	89	47	22	20
37	There's an app, too.	1.6966	0.08517	89	46	24	19
38	I think I know where Mom and Dad put the beer.	1.6957	0.11986	46	24	12	10
39	Finally. Something you won’t do for a Klondike Bar.	1.6957	0.08286	92	47	26	19
40	Weight Watchers felt too complicated.	1.6957	0.08140	92	46	28	18
41	You’re right let’s order in.	1.6941	0.07854	85	39	33	13
42	It was either that or exercise.	1.6923	0.08223	91	46	27	18
43	By the way, where’s Timmy?	1.6860	0.08477	86	44	25	17
44	It’s called the impaleo diet	1.6848	0.08869	92	52	17	23
45	To be fair, the airbnb ad did say there were no kitchen privileges.	1.6829	0.09162	82	45	18	19
46	And then we film the whole thing; it's Top Chef meets Survivor.	1.6829	0.08479	82	41	26	15
47	Take-out sounds good to me too.	1.6829	0.08479	82	41	26	15
48	I say we get takeout.	1.6824	0.08063	85	41	30	14
49	I'm guessing mom wants us to get our own place.	1.6790	0.08394	81	40	27	14
50	It's modeled it on Melania's bedroom door	1.6790	0.09099	81	44	19	18
51	It started with a Post-it note and escalated quickly.	1.6786	0.08827	84	45	21	18
52	Raising a magician is exhausting.	1.6747	0.08060	83	40	30	13
53	I don't think they plan on feeding us.	1.6711	0.09622	76	43	15	18
54	I thought the ban on indoor dining meant restaurants?	1.6711	0.08863	76	39	23	14
55	No, I'm pretty sure our AirBnb hosts said it was cool to use the kitchen.	1.6711	0.08458	76	37	27	12
56	I still think that it would make more sense to just get rid of the cheesecake.	1.6711	0.09438	76	42	17	17
57	I've also switched to 2% Milk	1.6709	0.08397	79	39	27	13
58	I guessing the new roommate bought groceries.	1.6709	0.08775	79	41	23	15
59	I’m fine with takeout.	1.6667	0.08051	81	39	30	12
60	Alexa, remove all locks and traps	1.6604	0.10414	53	27	17	9
61	Whoever did this apparently didn't know the fridge was empty.	1.6579	0.08896	76	40	22	14
62	All this for one little mouse, Nick?	1.6579	0.09091	76	41	20	15
63	It’s about setting boundaries.	1.6575	0.08552	73	36	26	11
64	How big was the mouse?	1.6575	0.09195	73	39	20	14
65	They say you lose 20 pounds the first month.	1.6575	0.09195	73	39	20	14
66	Trust me, it's gets easier by day 5.	1.6571	0.08606	70	34	26	10
67	Or you could just label your stuff.	1.6548	0.08718	84	46	21	17
68	Do you think Greg’s still mad we ate his salsa?	1.6528	0.09519	72	40	17	15
69	Wait—it could be a trap.	1.6512	0.12400	43	24	10	9
70	That's nothing. You should see their liquor cabinet.	1.6494	0.08219	77	38	28	11
71	I hate having passive-aggressive roommates.	1.6471	0.09315	68	36	20	12
72	I froze the credit cards in water and put them in the freezer.	1.6471	0.09547	68	37	18	13
73	I think you're giving the raccoons too much credit.	1.6429	0.08642	70	35	25	10
74	Now swallow the key.	1.6429	0.09333	70	38	19	13
75	I don't think your parents want us here anymore	1.6418	0.08948	67	34	23	10
76	Let's order out.	1.6418	0.09440	67	36	19	12
77	Maybe we should ask for more details next time we do housesitting.	1.6418	0.09676	67	37	17	13
78	People that try this diet say it’s painful but it really works	1.6406	0.09010	64	32	23	9
79	I think they’re starting to regret letting us move back in...	1.6389	0.08913	72	38	22	12
80	And yet I can still hear those chocolate brownies calling to me!	1.6389	0.08691	72	37	24	11
81	No wonder they didn’t include kitchen pics in the Airbnb profile	1.6377	0.09455	69	38	18	13
82	You're right. We need our own place.	1.6377	0.09677	69	39	16	14
83	And let me tell you, the bedroom is a minefield.	1.6377	0.09455	69	38	18	13
84	At least the booze is in the den	1.6377	0.08993	69	36	22	11
85	It worked for your porn addiction.	1.6364	0.09568	66	36	18	12
86	If you like the kitchen, you'll love the bidet.	1.6364	0.10043	66	38	14	14
87	Ok. But wait 'til you see what I have lined up for your sex addiction.	1.6324	0.08865	68	35	23	10
88	What can you tell me about the previous owners?	1.6308	0.09449	65	35	19	11
89	Tonight, little Joey sleepwalks for the last time.	1.6296	0.10339	54	29	16	9
90	Do you think Mom & Dad are trying to tell us we overstayed our welcome?	1.6296	0.16144	27	16	5	6
91	So how's the diet going?	1.6286	0.08432	70	35	26	9
92	The best part of my new diet plan: No complicated point system.	1.6271	0.09013	59	29	23	7
93	You were right - looks like breakfast is NOT included	1.6250	0.10084	64	37	14	13
94	My parents are still in a stand-off on the kitchen make-over.	1.6250	0.11706	40	21	13	6
95	Honey, when they said kitchens are closed until Phase 4, I'm not sure they meant at home.	1.6230	0.09963	61	34	16	11
96	This diet's torture.	1.6230	0.08798	61	30	24	7
97	It just seemed easier than exercise.	1.6226	0.10851	53	30	13	10
98	So how's your Houdini diet going?	1.6212	0.09599	66	37	17	12
99	Maybe Mom and Dad didn’t want us moving home after college	1.6212	0.09353	66	36	19	11
100	Remember when she just used to leave a Post-It Note on her yogurt?	1.6212	0.09839	66	38	15	13
101	Anything else before your brother arrives?	1.6207	0.09471	58	30	20	8
102	I’ve lost 17lbs and only 3 toes, so I think this diet plan is working	1.6197	0.08597	71	37	24	10
103	Good thing the liquor cabinet’s in the dining room.	1.6190	0.11279	42	22	14	6
104	Sure, it may cost me an arm and a leg, but I WILL fit into last year’s swimsuit!	1.6154	0.09480	65	36	18	11
105	See, that's the difference between child-resistant and childproof.	1.6154	0.09730	65	37	16	12
106	He couldn’t just write his name on his food like everyone else?	1.6154	0.09974	65	38	14	13
107	Weight Watchers has really changed since the eighties.	1.6133	0.08677	75	41	22	12
108	Yeah but if we go out we'd have to put masks on.	1.6129	0.09852	62	35	16	11
109	Would you like something to drink?	1.6111	0.10379	54	30	15	9
110	Now we’ll see who will do ‘anything’ for a Klondike bar...	1.6111	0.11032	54	32	11	11
111	Trust me, you haven’t seen this rat.	1.6102	0.09675	59	32	18	9
112	What do you mean I may have an eating disorder?	1.6094	0.09610	64	36	17	11
113	No, I really do like it. I just wish you would have waited until I put the groceries away.	1.6081	0.09191	74	43	17	14
114	Babe, my birth control pills are in there.	1.6071	0.10090	56	31	16	9
115	If you're positive it's Rocky Road I'll give it a shot.	1.6066	0.09994	61	35	15	11
116	Maybe it would be simpler just to join Weight Watchers.	1.6066	0.09717	61	34	17	10
117	I didn't think that this new diet would be so strict!	1.6066	0.09717	61	34	17	10
118	I would define it as roommate overkill.	1.6061	0.09627	66	38	16	12
119	Do you think your parents are trying to tell us we need to move out?	1.6061	0.09382	66	37	18	11
120	It looked so different in the Ikea catalog.	1.6034	0.09820	58	32	17	9
121	We weren’t happy on the Paleo diet so we’re going to give Medieval a try	1.6032	0.10002	63	37	14	12
122	I don’t know, it feels like a trap.	1.6032	0.09477	63	35	18	10
123	Maybe moving back in with Mom and Dad wasn't such a good idea.	1.6029	0.09633	68	40	15	13
124	Seems worth it. You first.	1.6000	0.09567	60	33	18	9
125	Well, the rental listing did say no kitchen access.	1.6000	0.09858	60	34	16	10
126	it’s sort of like Paleo but with consequences.	1.6000	0.09567	60	33	18	9
127	Where do you think we should put the quicksand?	1.6000	0.08957	60	31	22	7
128	Feel like ordering a pizza?	1.6000	0.09267	60	32	20	8
129	Shh - I hear the muffled pleas of Ben and Jerry.	1.6000	0.10140	60	35	14	11
130	It was either this, or exercise for the rest of quarantine.	1.5968	0.09330	62	34	19	9
131	You could just tell me that you don’t like my cooking.	1.5968	0.09609	62	35	17	10
132	He clearly said, “Help yourself to anything in the kitchen.”.	1.5968	0.08437	62	31	25	6
133	The chain really ties it all together.	1.5965	0.10278	57	33	14	10
134	It’s still safer than eating out.	1.5965	0.09969	57	32	16	9
135	This new diet is really going to kill us huh?	1.5962	0.10728	52	30	13	9
136	I don’t even care about the ice cream anymore. I just want to prove we can out smart her.	1.5962	0.10000	52	28	17	7
137	They’re teenagers, Ed, not wild animals.”	1.5932	0.09084	59	31	21	7
138	I think your personal trainer’s tactics are a bit extreme.	1.5926	0.10073	54	30	16	8
139	Losing a limb still counts as losing weight, right?	1.5926	0.10073	54	30	16	8
140	It sure puts the ‘die’ in ‘diet.’	1.5926	0.09720	54	29	18	7
141	Maybe it's time we found a place of our own.	1.5926	0.10414	54	31	14	9
142	If this doesn't work we'll h ave to use the duct tape.	1.5926	0.15340	27	16	6	5
143	I think I can make it, if you go first.	1.5926	0.10744	54	32	12	10
144	They call it the Medieval diet	1.5926	0.09720	54	29	18	7
145	High risk but very low calorie.	1.5926	0.10073	54	30	16	8
146	But you won't wear a mask?	1.5926	0.10073	54	30	16	8
147	The best part of my diet is I left the keys in the fridge with the butter.	1.5926	0.10414	54	31	14	9
148	It's subtle, but I get it.	1.5926	0.10414	54	31	14	9
149	On the other hand, I have a bag of chips in the car.	1.5926	0.08972	54	27	22	5
150	Oh crap, I think I left my car keys in there.	1.5926	0.10073	54	30	16	8
151	I really think we should have gone with the moat.	1.5926	0.10744	54	32	12	10
152	Mom's serious about us getting jobs,huh?	1.5902	0.09460	61	34	18	9
153	On second thought let’s just try Keto.	1.5902	0.09460	61	34	18	9
154	I have some dietary restrictions.	1.5893	0.09458	56	30	19	7
155	That's done. Now for Facebook.	1.5893	0.10437	56	33	13	10
156	Do you think this will keep three teenage boys out f the refrigerator?	1.5893	0.09458	56	30	19	7
157	I would kill for a bear claw.	1.5882	0.13429	34	20	8	6
158	Do you think I'm controlling?	1.5862	0.08880	58	30	22	6
159	You're sure there are no small parts children might choke on?	1.5862	0.10445	58	35	12	11
160	Point made.	1.5862	0.08880	58	30	22	6
161	Too much?	1.5849	0.10921	53	32	11	10
162	But does it bring you joy?	1.5849	0.09874	53	29	17	7
163	You should see how they secure the toilet paper.	1.5849	0.11566	53	34	7	12
164	So this must be the Impaleo Diet prep that Diane was telling us about"	1.5849	0.10583	53	31	13	9
165	No, honey, I said we need more LOX in the kitchen.	1.5849	0.10235	53	30	15	8
166	Paleo wasn’t working, so I upgraded to medieval.	1.5818	0.09602	55	30	18	7
167	He's a teenager, Jack! Not a bear for God's sake!	1.5818	0.10279	55	32	14	9
168	I don’t know... could be a trap.	1.5789	0.10604	57	35	11	11
169	It’s your turn to make dinner.	1.5789	0.09678	57	32	17	8
170	I call it the im-paleo diet"	1.5789	0.10305	57	34	13	10
171	I've never heard of the Houdini diet, but it looks effective!	1.5789	0.10604	57	35	11	11
172	It helps me figure out if I’m hungry or just bored.	1.5769	0.10032	52	29	16	7
173	We should've just gotten the Peloton.	1.5769	0.10402	52	30	14	8
174	I think that Mom is trying to lose weight again.	1.5769	0.09649	52	28	18	6
175	Let’s just order take out.	1.5763	0.10315	59	36	12	11
176	My mom is still adjusting to me moving back in.	1.5763	0.09426	59	33	18	8
177	I see now why it's called the Houdini diet.	1.5763	0.09426	59	33	18	8
178	The kids have had it with eating in.	1.5758	0.12332	33	18	11	4
179	The carbs are in there, and we're out here. I think we're safe now.	1.5745	0.10858	47	27	13	7
180	You think they want us to move out?	1.5741	0.10101	54	31	15	8
181	Couldn't he just put his name on his leftovers?	1.5741	0.09384	54	29	19	6
182	Now that we're thin, do you remember where we hid the keys?	1.5741	0.10771	54	33	11	10
183	We should have taken the cheese out of the fridge before we started.	1.5714	0.13041	28	15	10	3
184	I said linguini not houdini	1.5714	0.10911	49	29	12	8
185	I think we are starting to wear out our welcome here....	1.5714	0.10514	49	28	14	7
186	Another lockdown?	1.5714	0.10514	49	28	14	7
187	Should we go back to Post-It notes?	1.5714	0.10514	49	28	14	7
188	I'd give an arm and a leg for some icecream right now	1.5690	0.09240	58	32	19	7
189	I guess labelling your stuff didn't work?	1.5690	0.10175	58	35	13	10
190	The Medieval Diet Plan is really working.	1.5686	0.09395	51	27	19	5
191	I told the kids I was cooking dinner tonight...again. Well played kids, well played	1.5686	0.10196	51	29	15	7
192	It's part of my new medieval diet.	1.5686	0.09804	51	28	17	6
193	Oh, I disagree. Ice cream is worth it.	1.5686	0.10574	51	30	13	8
194	I think it's time to review our roommate agreement.	1.5686	0.09804	51	28	17	6
195	Or we could exercise	1.5686	0.11291	51	32	9	10
196	Wanna go out?	1.5660	0.10609	53	32	12	9
197	I’m still not sure it will work with teenagers.	1.5660	0.09528	53	29	18	6
198	Let's dine out tonight.	1.5660	0.10609	53	32	12	9
199	I’m way too stoned for this.	1.5652	0.11056	46	27	12	7
200	Looks like the AirBNB listing was serious about the kitchen being off-limits.	1.5636	0.10303	55	33	13	9
201	I'm sorry, I saw a spider	1.5625	0.13424	32	19	8	5
202	On the bright side, I have lost five pounds.	1.5625	0.09833	48	26	17	5
203	I'm really not that hungry anyway.	1.5610	0.11608	41	24	11	6
204	I'll do it for a Klondike bar	1.5600	0.10365	50	29	14	7
205	The last pound is the hardest.	1.5600	0.10751	50	30	12	8
206	I thought they said "bring bagels; we have lox"	1.5600	0.10365	50	29	14	7
207	Intermittent fasting, day two.	1.5600	0.11125	50	31	10	9
208	He’s a sixteen year old boy, Marsha - I just don’t think it’s going to be enough.	1.5577	0.10426	52	31	13	8
209	I’m thinking it’s time we got our own place.	1.5577	0.10426	52	31	13	8
210	You should have thought of that before you put the beer in the frig.	1.5577	0.10426	52	31	13	8
211	Georgia is going to use these in the polling stations in November.	1.5556	0.11262	45	27	11	7
212	It’s new. It’s called the Alcatraz Diet.	1.5536	0.10787	56	36	9	11
213	You’re not hungry. You’re bored	1.5532	0.09027	47	24	20	3
214	Losing those last five pounds is the hardest.	1.5532	0.09999	47	26	16	5
215	This is not what I meant by giving an arm and a leg for a good meal	1.5532	0.10452	47	27	14	6
216	We will start eating healthy, even if it kills us	1.5532	0.10885	47	28	12	7
217	It’s the only thing that keeps me from snacking in between video calls.	1.5532	0.09999	47	26	16	5
218	Larry, your sourdough starter isn't that valuable.	1.5532	0.10885	47	28	12	7
219	The cage really ties the room together.	1.5532	0.11302	47	29	10	8
220	Kinda puts the “die” back in diet, doesn’t it?	1.5532	0.10885	47	28	12	7
221	Would it kill you to make dinner?	1.5532	0.09999	47	26	16	5
222	The key? It’s behind the pallet of Chips Ahoys in the garage.	1.5517	0.13669	29	17	8	4
223	So, I guess we have to order pizza	1.5510	0.10539	49	29	13	7
224	Paleo was tough, but medieval is going to kill me.”	1.5510	0.10935	49	30	11	8
225	In her defense, the post-it notes weren’t working.	1.5490	0.10219	51	30	14	7
226	You should see where I keep the toilet paper	1.5490	0.10595	51	31	12	8
227	Or we could find a different babysitter’	1.5490	0.10219	51	30	14	7
228	It just seems so very low tech for an IT guy.	1.5490	0.10219	51	30	14	7
229	When the authorities said "lockdown," this isn't what they meant.	1.5490	0.09827	51	29	16	6
230	It's called the diet to die for.	1.5490	0.10595	51	31	12	8
231	We still have a fridge in the garage, right?	1.5472	0.09549	53	30	17	6
232	He's a teenager. Of course he'll get to the food.	1.5472	0.10628	53	33	11	9
233	I think mom wants us to move out	1.5472	0.10281	53	32	13	8
234	My parents are on the same diet.	1.5472	0.09922	53	31	15	7
235	It's intimidating, for sure, but my money's on the squirrel.	1.5455	0.11926	44	28	8	8
236	So...does ordering take out sound good?	1.5455	0.08921	55	30	20	5
237	I think it might be just a little too complicated to market as an easy weight loss system.	1.5455	0.11004	44	26	12	6
238	That oughta keep the refrigerator from running!	1.5455	0.13824	33	21	6	6
239	All I said to the kids is that I was going to start cooking again.	1.5455	0.09454	44	23	18	3
240	Wait until you see what I've fixed up for the bedroom.	1.5435	0.09684	46	25	17	4
241	You said the mouse was how big?	1.5417	0.10296	48	28	14	6
242	We could just stop asking him to babysit.	1.5417	0.09856	48	27	16	5
243	Not only have I lost weight, but my quick-twitch motor skills are off the charts!	1.5417	0.09856	48	27	16	5
244	So....take-out it is?	1.5417	0.10296	48	28	14	6
245	Maybe we should consider a partial re-opening?	1.5417	0.10296	48	28	14	6
246	Medieval is the new Keto.	1.5417	0.11124	48	30	10	8
247	It's getting more and more difficult to avoid eating out.	1.5417	0.08912	48	25	20	3
248	Or, we could try self-discipline.	1.5417	0.10718	48	29	12	7
249	After all else failed, they decided this is what it would take to stop snacking during quarantine.	1.5417	0.10296	48	28	14	6
250	You can always tell when Grandma made pies for the church fund raiser !	1.5417	0.09856	48	27	16	5
251	But it would be a meal to die for.	1.5417	0.08912	48	25	20	3
252	That mouse has met his match!	1.5417	0.11516	48	31	8	9
253	You kept the keys, right?	1.5400	0.09566	50	28	17	5
254	Maybe it's bed OR breakfast...?	1.5400	0.10770	50	31	11	8
255	You know, most people just complain to their friends about their spouse’s cooking.	1.5400	0.09566	50	28	17	5
256	And your friend kept the weight off?	1.5400	0.09984	50	29	15	6
257	Do you think it's enough to keep us from the cheese cake?	1.5400	0.10770	50	31	11	8
258	Maybe we should just go back to Weight Watchers.	1.5400	0.10384	50	30	13	7
259	I had in mind a more open-concept kitchen.	1.5400	0.10384	50	30	13	7
260	What are you storing there ? Toilet paper ?	1.5400	0.09984	50	29	15	6
261	Well, I think we're ready for the teenage years.	1.5400	0.10384	50	30	13	7
262	Maybe we shouldn’t have gone with Houdini Kitchen Designers	1.5400	0.09984	50	29	15	6
263	Or should the moat with alligators go there?	1.5400	0.09566	50	28	17	5
264	Would it have stopped you at 14?	1.5400	0.09566	50	28	17	5
265	Has anyone ever suggested that you may have a sharing problem?	1.5400	0.10384	50	30	13	7
266	Well, it's not the most welcoming Airbnb we've have stayed .	1.5400	0.08671	50	26	21	3
267	What’s phase two?	1.5385	0.09694	52	30	16	6
268	I know it looks extreme, honey...but it's the only way we're ever going to use up all of those pinto beans in the pantry.	1.5385	0.10076	52	31	14	7
269	The owner said there was a trick to opening the fridge.	1.5385	0.10443	52	32	12	8
270	I told you that someday the smart appliances would rebel...	1.5370	0.10807	54	35	9	10
271	Are you saying I’m fat?	1.5366	0.09937	41	22	16	3
272	I ate my roommate’s leftovers ONE time	1.5349	0.11211	43	26	11	6
273	So that’s not what you had in mind when you asked me to childproof the house?	1.5349	0.10705	43	25	13	5
274	I’m trying to be more mindful when I eat.	1.5349	0.10705	43	25	13	5
275	How big was the mouse, exactly?	1.5349	0.12158	43	28	7	8
276	This gives a whole new meaning to “snack attack.”	1.5349	0.09615	43	23	17	3
277	Couldn't you just mark your milk with a line?	1.5349	0.10175	43	24	15	4
278	I still think we need a moat.	1.5333	0.11721	45	29	8	8
279	It's the Houdini diet.	1.5333	0.12144	45	30	6	9
280	If you think I'm fat, just say so.	1.5333	0.11282	45	28	10	7
281	I guess I just had a different understanding of house arrest.	1.5333	0.10825	45	27	12	6
282	This is how my family does Passover.	1.5333	0.10347	45	26	14	5
283	I told you we outstayed our welcome	1.5333	0.11721	45	29	8	8
284	Neither of us can cook anyway...let’s make an offer.	1.5333	0.11282	45	28	10	7
285	I'd say Dad was pretty serious about claiming that last slice of pie.	1.5333	0.11282	45	28	10	7
286	So that's all it takes to become a super model?	1.5333	0.09847	45	25	16	4
287	Now I’m thirsty.	1.5333	0.10347	45	26	14	5
288	I guess Weight Watchers weren't kidding about their platinum plan...	1.5333	0.10825	45	27	12	6
289	You know, we could just agree to not keep ice cream in the house.	1.5333	0.11282	45	28	10	7
290	It’s your night to cook.	1.5333	0.10825	45	27	12	6
291	Couldn't we just do Keto?	1.5333	0.10825	45	27	12	6
292	Maybe we should just call it quits and return him to the shelter.	1.5333	0.11282	45	28	10	7
293	Are we overthinking this?	1.5319	0.10019	47	27	15	5
294	Suzanne said she lost fifteen pounds without trying.	1.5319	0.10019	47	27	15	5
295	I’ve heard promising things about the new Impaleo Diet.	1.5306	0.10951	49	31	10	8
296	Okay, then. If this doesn't work, let's try self-control.	1.5306	0.09716	49	28	16	5
297	Do you think mom would mind if I ate the rest of that cake?	1.5294	0.09843	51	30	15	6
298	Looks like we’re ordering takeout again	1.5283	0.09936	53	32	14	7
299	Maybe it would have been simpler to join Weight Watchers.	1.5278	0.10901	36	20	13	3
300	The agent did say that the Kitchen had Viking appliances	1.5238	0.12400	42	28	6	8
301	You’ve gotta admit, this is still safer than going outside...	1.5238	0.09782	42	23	16	3
302	Well, at least the floor isn’t lava	1.5238	0.10905	42	25	12	5
303	Now you’ll HAVE to take me to brunch.	1.5238	0.10905	42	25	12	5
304	I think there's a message here.	1.5238	0.09782	42	23	16	3
305	I'm feeling peckish; would you mind?	1.5238	0.09169	42	22	18	2
306	That should work until the gym opens.	1.5238	0.10905	42	25	12	5
307	Please tell me that was your stomach growling.	1.5238	0.10905	42	25	12	5
308	Seriously? You left the cheese for the traps in the fridge.	1.5238	0.10905	42	25	12	5
309	My friend did say, "the first two weeks of this diet will be brutal."	1.5238	0.11425	42	26	10	6
310	Tell me again, who recommended our new decorator?	1.5238	0.11922	42	27	8	7
311	Can't you just write your name on the bottle like the other housemates?	1.5238	0.10358	42	24	14	4
312	It's no good. I can still hear the cheesecake calling me...	1.5238	0.09782	42	23	16	3
313	I feel like it would have been easier to just not buy ice cream.	1.5238	0.11425	42	26	10	6
314	Well, you shouldn't have drank my oat milk.	1.5238	0.09782	42	23	16	3
315	It really ties the room together.	1.5238	0.09782	42	23	16	3
316	Weight watchers said it’ll go back to meetings after the pandemic	1.5227	0.11020	44	27	11	6
317	Somehow I feel like the mouse won	1.5227	0.10530	44	26	13	5
318	I really think this diet is going to work	1.5227	0.11020	44	27	11	6
319	Honey, you have to stop thinking of food as a reward.	1.5227	0.10530	44	26	13	5
320	I. Am. Tired. Of. Cooking.	1.5227	0.11490	44	28	9	7
321	I'm telling you, the cookies are THAT good.	1.5227	0.10015	44	25	15	4
322	Well, we did notice that AirBnB ad didn't describe the kitchen.	1.5227	0.10530	44	26	13	5
323	Don't fall into the dieting trap.	1.5227	0.11020	44	27	11	6
324	I think writing your name on your stuff would be enough.	1.5217	0.10186	46	27	14	5
325	This is more humane than the glue traps, right?!	1.5217	0.10186	46	27	14	5
326	Just 24 hours to go and all the coronavirus on our groceries should be dead	1.5217	0.10650	46	28	12	6
327	Or, we could just order in.	1.5217	0.10186	46	27	14	5
328	Paleo is ancient history, but I'm not sure about this Medieval Diet.	1.5217	0.11094	46	29	10	7
329	..and Trump's tax returns are in there?	1.5217	0.10186	46	27	14	5
330	Or we could send him to boarding school.	1.5217	0.11094	46	29	10	7
331	So, if you want a snack, the keys are in the tiger cage out back.	1.5217	0.11933	46	31	6	9
332	So they really took lockdown seriously	1.5217	0.10650	46	28	12	6
333	My roommate is so dramatic, a passive aggressive note would've been fine.	1.5217	0.10650	46	28	12	6
334	Yeah, there’s a lot of prep, but I already lost seven pounds.	1.5217	0.10186	46	27	14	5
335	So how long will your brother be staying with us?	1.5217	0.09700	46	26	16	4
336	When you said the new diet was torture, I thought you meant it metaphorically.	1.5217	0.11522	46	30	8	8
337	I’m guessing this is where they have their sourdough starter.	1.5217	0.10186	46	27	14	5
338	Nope, if I know cheesecake is in there, I will still get to it.	1.5208	0.09411	48	27	17	4
339	Well...I guess we’re going back to lock down	1.5208	0.10731	48	30	11	7
340	I don't mean to be overly critical, but you forgot to fold the hand towel again.	1.5208	0.11136	48	31	9	8
341	Couldn't you just put your name on your leftovers?	1.5208	0.09870	48	28	15	5
342	I hope the escape rooms open soon. The kids ran out of ideas	1.5200	0.09996	50	30	14	6
343	What if four bears break in?	1.5200	0.09996	50	30	14	6
344	I think mom and dad may want us to move out.	1.5192	0.10086	52	32	13	7
345	Ladies first.	1.5152	0.13845	33	22	5	6
346	Aesthetically, I prefer the motivational magnet collection.	1.5152	0.12402	33	20	9	4
347	Or do you think it’d look better in wrought iron ?	1.5135	0.11378	37	22	11	4
348	let’s take a step back and reassess how we got here.	1.5135	0.09971	37	20	15	2
349	Couldn't you just have said" I am tired of cooking"?	1.5128	0.11542	39	24	10	5
350	So, you bought a new bathing suit?	1.5122	0.11646	41	26	9	6
351	I don’t think anyone will notice that the metal doesn’t match.	1.5122	0.11646	41	26	9	6
352	Looks good, the sitter will be here shortly.	1.5122	0.11110	41	25	11	5
353	I’m thinking we do takeout tonight.	1.5122	0.10547	41	24	13	4
354	Are you sure this is what Trump said to do?	1.5122	0.11110	41	25	11	5
355	I think that pretty much puts the "die" back into diet.	1.5122	0.12158	41	27	7	7
356	I’m getting the feeling that Mom and Dad want us to shelter-in-place somewhere else...	1.5122	0.12158	41	27	7	7
357	I know the AirBNB host said no kitchen privileges but I’m really hungry.	1.5122	0.11646	41	26	9	6
358	Have you thought about just joining Weight Watchers?	1.5116	0.10188	43	25	14	4
359	I think we need to add a moat.	1.5116	0.10717	43	26	12	5
360	It was free with the Keto diet plan.	1.5116	0.12169	43	29	6	8
361	I think I liked Weight Watchers better when it was just points.	1.5116	0.11705	43	28	8	7
362	I hear there might be some risks with the Houdini diet.	1.5116	0.10188	43	25	14	4
363	Every AirBnb has its quirks.	1.5116	0.11222	43	27	10	6
364	Whose turn is it to get the ice cream?	1.5116	0.10717	43	26	12	5
365	Now we'll know if your sister is eating all the ice cream.	1.5116	0.10188	43	25	14	4
366	Wait, it might be a trap.	1.5116	0.12169	43	29	6	8
367	I suppose we missed this during the open house?	1.5116	0.11222	43	27	10	6
368	The host really meant it when she said breakfast not included	1.5111	0.09859	45	26	15	4
369	Well I think we've babyproofed it.	1.5111	0.10358	45	27	13	5
370	No one will know where I hid my jewelry!	1.5111	0.10358	45	27	13	5
371	I'm starting to think getting a third roommate was a mistake.	1.5111	0.09332	45	25	17	3
372	I knew when they said ‘Help yourself to anything in the kitchen’ something felt wrong...	1.5111	0.10358	45	27	13	5
373	Didn't your folks say, 'Make yourselves at home'?	1.5111	0.10358	45	27	13	5
374	Kind of gives new meaning to that old phrase, “dying of hunger” doesn’t it?	1.5111	0.10358	45	27	13	5
375	I don't know. I think I prefer the stainless.	1.5111	0.10835	45	28	11	6
376	Now all we need to do is swallow the key.	1.5111	0.10358	45	27	13	5
377	The kids will still find a way.	1.5111	0.10358	45	27	13	5
378	So, we'll be ordering in?	1.5111	0.11291	45	29	9	7
379	I do value your art, Claire, but I’m starving.	1.5106	0.10029	47	28	14	5
380	Looks like our welcome has worn out.	1.5106	0.10480	47	29	12	6
381	It's your turn to check if we are out of milk	1.5106	0.09556	47	27	16	4
382	She wasn’t kidding, this diet is torture.	1.5106	0.09060	47	26	18	3
383	I don't know, dear. I think your mom should have opted for bariatric surgery.	1.5106	0.09556	47	27	16	4
384	I know I gave you the keys.	1.5106	0.09060	47	26	18	3
385	The good news is I lost 30 lbs. The bad news is that we lost my mother.	1.5106	0.10029	47	28	14	5
386	Well, here it is... the winning entry in our art contest "Describe Your Adolescence" ...	1.5106	0.10480	47	29	12	6
387	Just give me a second honey. I think I remember this one from Boy Scouts	1.5000	0.14086	28	18	6	4
388	Takeout it is	1.5000	0.10655	46	29	11	6
389	Did you remember to find the cat before throwing away the key?	1.5000	0.10535	44	27	12	5
390	I told you to stop eating her left-overs...	1.5000	0.10911	36	21	12	3
391	When I weighed the risk against going to the gym, it made sense.	1.5000	0.11099	46	30	9	7
392	But the liquor cabinet is still open right?	1.5000	0.10500	38	22	13	3
393	But is it too similar to Mitch and Betsy’s?	1.5000	0.11431	42	27	9	6
394	this is not what I meant by hunger games	1.5000	0.10742	40	24	12	4
395	Geez babe, I thought paleo was working fine.	1.5000	0.10911	42	26	11	5
396	Do you think this will stop me?	1.5000	0.09195	46	26	17	3
397	I think I prefer Mouse Trap the board game to Mouse Trap the diet.	1.5000	0.10535	44	27	12	5
398	I saw it on Noom.	1.5000	0.10535	44	27	12	5
399	This is just for show. I keep all the good stuff in the extra fridge in the garage.	1.5000	0.10911	36	21	12	3
400	We are going to get healthy or die trying.	1.5000	0.10535	44	27	12	5
401	Turns out it's cheaper than Weight Watchers, in the long run.	1.5000	0.10535	44	27	12	5
402	Honey- I said we need more "lox"...	1.5000	0.11026	44	28	10	6
403	Nice try, honey. But my mother's still coming this weekend.	1.5000	0.10535	44	27	12	5
404	Is this is what they meant by food security?	1.5000	0.09473	40	22	16	2
405	To be safe, let’s add a sign.	1.5000	0.10535	44	27	12	5
406	‘I sometimes wonder if your sister ever forgave us for not watering the plants.’	1.5000	0.10191	46	28	13	5
407	It’s not a diet. I just miss having to work for my next meal.	1.5000	0.10191	46	28	13	5
408	Let’s eat out tonight	1.5000	0.10191	46	28	13	5
409	You realize this is a bullcrap diet plan, don't you?	1.5000	0.12928	38	26	5	7
410	Well, the landlady did say no kitchen privileges.	1.5000	0.10742	40	24	12	4
411	It's almost like there's a message here, but it's such a mystery!	1.5000	0.09473	40	22	16	2
412	I think the medieval diet might be a little high in iron.	1.5000	0.10655	46	29	11	6
413	OK, before we start, you're sure there's Haagen-Dazs in there?	1.5000	0.11431	42	27	9	6
414	Finally, a diet that's honest about how torturous it is	1.5000	0.11323	40	25	10	5
415	These are the trappings for the Medieval Diet. Wait till you see what we can eat on Day 5.	1.5000	0.11875	40	26	8	6
416	The homes tour this year is a bit edgier.	1.5000	0.10742	40	24	12	4
417	I think Mom misunderstood lockdown.	1.5000	0.11875	40	26	8	6
418	Wouldn’t it just be easier to kick your roommate out?	1.5000	0.10314	48	30	12	6
419	Couldn't your mom have done Atkins or something?	1.5000	0.10127	40	23	14	3
420	Wow. Mom is getting serious about ending Dad's late night snacking.	1.5000	0.10127	40	23	14	3
421	The official end to the honor system.	1.5000	0.11026	44	28	10	6
422	Have I made it clear that I’d like to eat out tonight?	1.5000	0.10191	46	28	13	5
423	The Impaleo Diet	1.5000	0.12910	40	28	4	8
424	But what if there's chocolate ice cream?	1.5000	0.09706	46	27	15	4
425	So you told your mom we were stopping by?	1.5000	0.11616	36	22	10	4
426	I’ve tried every diet from Atkins to Weight Watchers, but I’ve finally found something that works for me.	1.5000	0.11323	40	25	10	5
427	All this and the Ben & Jerry’s was still gone by morning.	1.5000	0.12366	38	25	7	6
428	Are there any other impulses you need help controlling?	1.5000	0.10535	44	27	12	5
429	Don't be silly, my parents LOVE having you.	1.5000	0.10742	40	24	12	4
430	So next time, just ask before you eat my leftovers.	1.5000	0.09479	44	25	16	3
431	You said you’d write down the passwords.	1.5000	0.09789	42	24	15	3
432	I'm sure that whatever is in that refrigerator is simply to die for.	1.5000	0.11099	46	30	9	7
433	I put my name on that pizza slice and you just ignored it.	1.5000	0.10742	40	24	12	4
434	Gives new meaning to this whole "lockdown thing" doesn't it?	1.5000	0.15926	24	16	4	4
435	Wait...You keep your toilet paper in the refrigerator?	1.5000	0.10191	46	28	13	5
436	Looks like Dad went off his diet again.	1.5000	0.10911	42	26	11	5
437	Intermittent fasting just wasn’t cutting it.	1.5000	0.10742	40	24	12	4
438	I guess the owners who rented this house to us are really serious about us not using their food!	1.5000	0.11880	32	19	10	3
439	The sourdough starter is secure.	1.5000	0.09479	44	25	16	3
440	Looks like this airbnb doesn't include the kitchen.	1.4898	0.10153	49	31	12	6
441	I just need mustard.	1.4894	0.10029	47	29	13	5
442	I think they misunderstood when I asked for a kitchen renovation with all the trappings.	1.4894	0.10029	47	29	13	5
443	I'd kill for a snack right now.	1.4894	0.10480	47	30	11	6
444	There's a cheesecake in there that's to die for.	1.4894	0.10480	47	30	11	6
445	For now, yeah, but after your first trimester, who knows?	1.4894	0.09556	47	28	15	4
446	Pizza it is.	1.4894	0.10480	47	30	11	6
447	self discipline was never my long suit	1.4894	0.09060	47	27	17	3
448	I know its excessive but it is the only bottle of sanitizer we have!	1.4889	0.09859	45	27	14	4
449	So, I guess just counting calories is not an option.	1.4889	0.08775	45	25	18	2
450	We probably should have thought this through better ..... have you seen the cat?	1.4884	0.11222	43	28	9	6
451	Isn’t this taking the idea of ‘lock down’ a bit too far?”	1.4884	0.10188	43	26	13	4
452	If the President's formula is correct, then less access to food should eliminate hunger, right?	1.4884	0.10717	43	27	11	5
453	Whatever's inside will be as mediocre as the winning caption.	1.4884	0.12169	43	30	5	8
454	Fine, we can get take out	1.4878	0.09952	41	24	14	3
455	I think I liked it better when you would just slap the sandwich out of my hand	1.4878	0.09319	41	23	16	2
456	You definitely saw the mouse in the kitchen?	1.4878	0.11110	41	26	10	5
457	And now let me show you our toilet paper protection.	1.4878	0.12158	41	28	6	7
458	It seems that other kitchens have relaxed their lockdown restrictions by now.	1.4878	0.10547	41	25	12	4
459	They must have teenagers.	1.4878	0.10547	41	25	12	4
460	You're taking 'lock down' a bit too far.	1.4878	0.11646	41	27	8	6
461	Would adding explosives be overkill?	1.4878	0.10547	41	25	12	4
462	‘Odd’? Wait until see the toilet.	1.4878	0.10547	41	25	12	4
463	Your last piece of cheesecake is safe.	1.4878	0.10547	41	25	12	4
464	Atkins wasn't working.	1.4878	0.12158	41	28	6	7
465	One way or another, you’re gonna lose 20 lbs.	1.4872	0.12113	39	26	7	6
466	Okay, now we can smoke that joint	1.4872	0.12113	39	26	7	6
467	Frankly, I think it works better in the bedroom.	1.4872	0.10942	39	24	11	4
468	The sour cream has gone VERY bad.	1.4872	0.10307	39	23	13	3
469	I know the vacation rental agreement said the kitchen was off limits, but this is a little extreme!	1.4872	0.11542	39	25	9	5
470	I dunno, somehow how I thought this would be more effective than Weight Watchers	1.4872	0.10307	39	23	13	3
471	I still think this might be overkill for a three pound weight gain.	1.4872	0.10307	39	23	13	3
472	I don’t know, this diet seems a little excessive.	1.4872	0.09630	39	22	15	2
473	How do you feel about ordering Thai tonight?	1.4872	0.11542	39	25	9	5
474	We need to start reading these Airbnb advertisements more closely.	1.4872	0.10942	39	24	11	4
475	I think this will be even more effective than intermittent fasting.	1.4872	0.10942	39	24	11	4
476	Yeah, but you said he was smarter than the average bear.	1.4865	0.13210	37	26	4	7
477	I guess we should pay our part of the rent.	1.4865	0.11378	37	23	10	4
478	Well, the rental agreement did say that the kitchen was off limits.	1.4865	0.10698	37	22	12	3
479	You’re right, this is easier than going to the gym.	1.4865	0.10698	37	22	12	3
480	First the Peloton machine, now this. Fuck you, Harold.	1.4865	0.12629	37	25	6	6
481	But the eggs are cage free.	1.4865	0.10698	37	22	12	3
482	I'd give my right arm for some ice cream" is an idiom Ted	1.4865	0.12629	37	25	6	6
483	The great thing is that it reflects how I feel about cooking.	1.4865	0.11378	37	23	10	4
484	To be fair, Airbnb did say "breakfast not included"	1.4865	0.09971	37	21	14	2
485	Of course it'll work. Tina lost twelve pounds in the first week.	1.4865	0.11378	37	23	10	4
486	I think I finally found a diet that works.	1.4857	0.11131	35	21	11	3
487	I thought you said there are "lox" in the fridge...	1.4857	0.12550	35	23	7	5
488	I've already lost 3 pounds.	1.4857	0.11862	35	22	9	4
489	Should we consider the possibility he locked himself inside . . .with the food?	1.4857	0.10348	35	20	13	2
490	Just wait until you see the bedroom.	1.4857	0.11862	35	22	9	4
491	Do you remember where we hid the take-out menus ?	1.4848	0.12402	33	21	8	4
492	Well, at least we'll be gluten-free together.	1.4848	0.12402	33	21	8	4
493	It was only one ant and it probably came in with the groceries. This is major overkill.	1.4848	0.12402	33	21	8	4
494	Or, we could just ask your brother to stay in a motel.	1.4848	0.11613	33	20	10	3
495	I mean, I like the colors	1.4839	0.12156	31	19	9	3
496	It's a new weight-loss program called Doom.	1.4839	0.13010	31	20	7	4
497	I guess that would explain why this place had all those low ratings on air-bnb	1.4815	0.13472	27	17	7	3
498	My new diet regimen is pretty strict	1.4783	0.10650	46	30	10	6
499	His tax returns are in there?	1.4783	0.10186	46	29	12	5
500	I think Mom would prefer we go out to eat.	1.4783	0.10650	46	30	10	6
501	I'm calling it the medieval diet.	1.4783	0.10186	46	29	12	5
502	Waddya think? It's called the Fort Knox diet.	1.4783	0.10650	46	30	10	6
503	So I put the chocolate chip cookies in the dishwasher	1.4783	0.09189	46	27	16	3
504	It's called the 'No Will Diet'	1.4783	0.09700	46	28	14	4
505	This will show the cat who's in charge here.	1.4773	0.10530	44	28	11	5
506	This should hold until November... he can’t tweet from in there, right?	1.4762	0.11425	42	28	8	6
507	How high were we!?	1.4762	0.10358	42	26	12	4
508	Don't you miss the days when we just had roaches?	1.4762	0.17754	21	15	2	4
509	It’s his backup supply of toilet paper and Purell.	1.4762	0.11425	42	28	8	6
510	Oh my god, I love the artist's allusion to how every part of life is now tied up at home.	1.4762	0.10358	42	26	12	4
511	Okay - now we’re ready for your brother to be in our social bubble	1.4750	0.09465	40	23	15	2
512	You didn’t move the bar cart, right?	1.4750	0.10734	40	25	11	4
513	this kitchen layout has a real 2020 feel to it	1.4750	0.09465	40	23	15	2
514	Should we just do takeout?	1.4750	0.11316	40	26	9	5
515	I'm not that hungry, you go first"	1.4750	0.10734	40	25	11	4
516	I think the spikes might be overkill.	1.4750	0.07996	40	21	19	0
517	Then again, we could just not buy ice cream, chips, and sweets in the first place.	1.4750	0.10734	40	25	11	4
518	Apparently it's the best diet plan on the market.	1.4750	0.10119	40	24	13	3
519	I hate to tell you, but these fad diets never work.	1.4750	0.10734	40	25	11	4
520	Can't we just buy a baby gate?	1.4750	0.11316	40	26	9	5
521	Geez, I said I'd stop drinking out of the carton.	1.4750	0.10119	40	24	13	3
522	This mouse thinks he's smart, but we'll show him.	1.4750	0.08761	40	22	17	1
523	That should keep the refrigerator from running.	1.4750	0.10734	40	25	11	4
524	s “He’s 16. You think that’ll be enough?”	1.4737	0.12921	38	27	4	7
525	I like that it’s already childproofed.	1.4737	0.11148	38	24	10	4
526	What else should we do to manage your blood sugar?	1.4737	0.10491	38	23	12	3
527	The best part of the Medieval diet is its simplicity.	1.4737	0.11769	38	25	8	5
528	So what exactly did you mean when you said "it's not one of those crazy diets"?	1.4737	0.11769	38	25	8	5
529	You're sure you don't want to just try portion control?	1.4737	0.09789	38	22	14	2
530	We're close, but I still think the teal spikes would work better.	1.4737	0.11769	38	25	8	5
531	Will the robbers guess where we hid the Purell?	1.4737	0.10491	38	23	12	3
532	What makes you think I can't stick to my diet?	1.4737	0.11148	38	24	10	4
533	And other than that, make yourself at home.	1.4722	0.10147	36	21	13	2
534	Bring on the hunger games!	1.4722	0.10901	36	22	11	3
535	It's the most effective diet I've ever been on.	1.4722	0.12271	36	24	7	5
536	Yeah, but is it too much?	1.4722	0.10901	36	22	11	3
537	Yeup, that ought to take care of the quarantine snacking	1.4722	0.11606	36	23	9	4
538	There’s half a bag of chips under the couch. Splitsies?	1.4722	0.10901	36	22	11	3
539	I still think the cat will open the door	1.4722	0.12271	36	24	7	5
540	Soooooooooo takeout?	1.4722	0.11606	36	23	9	4
541	Okay, now we can get high."	1.4722	0.11606	36	23	9	4
542	Looks like a trap.	1.4722	0.12901	36	25	5	6
543	Actually, there's a code that appears after the dishwasher gets emptied.	1.4722	0.10901	36	22	11	3
544	it didn't stop your family the last time	1.4722	0.09332	36	20	15	1
545	Our next scavenger clue is ‘in the fridge’.	1.4722	0.10901	36	22	11	3
546	They’ll never guess the food stash is buried in the yard.	1.4722	0.11606	36	23	9	4
547	I'm having second thoughts about the Inquisition Diet.	1.4722	0.10901	36	22	11	3
548	How many times do I need to apologize for eating your Ben and Jerry's?	1.4722	0.12271	36	24	7	5
549	Are you sure this got better user reviews than ADT?	1.4722	0.10901	36	22	11	3
550	Well, fewer dishes to wash. That's a plus.	1.4722	0.11606	36	23	9	4
551	This new diet is going to kill me.	1.4722	0.10901	36	22	11	3
552	Maybe we need to rethink this Game of Thrones diet.	1.4722	0.11606	36	23	9	4
553	It’s like they don’t even want us here anymore.	1.4722	0.10147	36	21	13	2
554	I still think we're missing something.	1.4722	0.10147	36	21	13	2
555	We should get a night light.	1.4722	0.12271	36	24	7	5
556	You DID say locks and bagels...	1.4722	0.11606	36	23	9	4
557	And your sure its a full pint Ben and Jerry's Rocky Road	1.4722	0.10901	36	22	11	3
558	What do you think... overkill?	1.4722	0.11606	36	23	9	4
559	It's the new impaleo diet.	1.4722	0.12271	36	24	7	5
560	« Just a glass. He won’t notice! » you said...	1.4706	0.12831	34	23	6	5
561	Yes, it’s a lot upfront but think of the long term savings	1.4706	0.09660	34	19	14	1
562	Let's order.	1.4706	0.11357	34	21	10	3
563	Wow, I really misunderstood all those article about food security	1.4706	0.11357	34	21	10	3
564	He’s only 4 years old, Tim - he didn’t know it was your Yoo-hoo.	1.4706	0.11357	34	21	10	3
565	So, you think that’s enough?	1.4706	0.11357	34	21	10	3
566	It might work.	1.4706	0.12116	34	22	8	4
567	It's all about cutting carbs.	1.4706	0.12831	34	23	6	5
568	Welcome to Weight Watchers Platinum.	1.4706	0.10543	34	20	12	2
569	Do you get the feeling my Mom and Dad would like us to leave?	1.4706	0.13507	34	24	4	6
570	And how much weight did you say you’ve lost already?	1.4706	0.12116	34	22	8	4
571	Do you think it would be easier to just give up weed?	1.4706	0.12116	34	22	8	4
572	Do you think your parents want us to move out?	1.4706	0.12116	34	22	8	4
573	On second thought, maybe we should just order a pizza.	1.4706	0.11357	34	21	10	3
574	No pain, no gain. Right?	1.4688	0.12688	32	21	7	4
575	I said “LOX”...	1.4688	0.12688	32	21	7	4
576	You are aware that I can still order carry out ?	1.4688	0.12688	32	21	7	4
577	I guess we're ordering in, or did you lock us out of our phones too?	1.4688	0.10984	32	19	11	2
578	They say we’ll take off 30 pounds by August.	1.4688	0.10025	32	18	13	1
579	Was it your idea to rent a bear-proof cabin?	1.4688	0.12688	32	21	7	4
580	Keto wasn't for me. I'm on the 'Houdini'	1.4681	0.11320	47	33	6	8
581	I'm feeling like take out.	1.4651	0.09615	43	26	14	3
582	Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition diet!	1.4651	0.10705	43	28	10	5
583	Annie was serious when she said she doesn’t like to share food.	1.4634	0.10533	41	26	11	4
584	Get a roommate!" they said. "It'll be fun!" they said	1.4634	0.11633	41	28	7	6
585	Okay, so takeout it is.	1.4634	0.09937	41	25	13	3
586	I guess it is take-out again tonight.	1.4634	0.10533	41	26	11	4
587	Perfect! Now the police will never look in the basement.	1.4634	0.10533	41	26	11	4
588	Very nice dear, but maybe we should keep in mind the whole point of "child-proofing"?	1.4634	0.11633	41	28	7	6
589	I'll hold your ankles.	1.4634	0.11097	41	27	9	5
590	I hadn't thought of dieting. That might work too.	1.4634	0.10533	41	26	11	4
591	I think your dad wants us to move out.	1.4634	0.10533	41	26	11	4
592	Did I mention my roommate was out of town?	1.4615	0.11527	39	26	8	5
593	The couple now understood why some online reviewers described this diet a “total trap”	1.4615	0.11527	39	26	8	5
594	It's a little drastic sure, but the quarantine fifteen isn't going to lose itself.	1.4615	0.10926	39	25	10	4
595	I think you misinterpreted "lockdown"	1.4615	0.11527	39	26	8	5
596	But her therapist said she had to WANT to stop eating.	1.4615	0.10926	39	25	10	4
597	We should have gone with green.	1.4615	0.10290	39	24	12	3
598	Do you think I should install the moat too?	1.4595	0.09951	37	22	13	2
599	Gwyneth Paltrow swears by it	1.4595	0.12003	37	25	7	5
600	Let’s order in	1.4595	0.11360	37	24	9	4
601	It's the first weight loss program to actually guarantee results.	1.4595	0.12003	37	25	7	5
602	Why do I feel like mom is trying to tell us something?	1.4595	0.11360	37	24	9	4
603	I’m hungry. You?	1.4595	0.12003	37	25	7	5
604	This house is perfect, but I have a feeling the seller is hiding something.	1.4595	0.12003	37	25	7	5
605	Maybe we should just ask Dr Welch to prescribe diet pills for her.	1.4595	0.11360	37	24	9	4
606	I told you. Food security is a thing.	1.4595	0.11360	37	24	9	4
607	This diet isn’t working. Let’s build a moat.	1.4595	0.12003	37	25	7	5
608	I think this means your parents want us to order our own groceries now.	1.4595	0.12003	37	25	7	5
609	Can't we just join Weight Watchers	1.4595	0.12003	37	25	7	5
610	You may be taking lock down too seriously.	1.4571	0.11841	35	23	8	4
611	It’s called “the dungeon diet”.	1.4571	0.12531	35	24	6	5
612	I thought I saw a mouse	1.4571	0.11841	35	23	8	4
613	Look, I said I was sorry that I ate the plums you were saving, this is over the top	1.4571	0.08543	35	19	16	0
614	I’m honestly surprised you only lost five pounds.	1.4571	0.11841	35	23	8	4
615	I take it Karen “didn’t see” your name on the Tupperware one too many times?	1.4571	0.12531	35	24	6	5
616	You try.	1.4571	0.11841	35	23	8	4
617	I don’t know if it’ll work, Bob. They’re teenagers.	1.4571	0.11109	35	22	10	3
618	Hmm... I prefer the bear traps first and THEN the spikes.	1.4571	0.12531	35	24	6	5
619	Brooke, that’s not what I meant by a lockdown diet	1.4571	0.11841	35	23	8	4
620	Where do you think you put the keys?	1.4571	0.13184	35	25	4	6
621	Well, it's still better than that time he switched to Soylent	1.4571	0.11841	35	23	8	4
622	I've lost 10 pounds just this month, though about half of that was blood.	1.4571	0.11841	35	23	8	4
623	I think it's enough, but it's your call. She's Your mother.	1.4571	0.11109	35	22	10	3
624	Honey, if you wanted to go out to dinner you should have just said so.	1.4571	0.11109	35	22	10	3
625	Yeah, let's just get delivery.	1.4571	0.10325	35	21	12	2
626	Well, you've successfully put the die in diet.	1.4571	0.12531	35	24	6	5
627	You’re sure this was cheaper than Weight Watchers?	1.4571	0.11109	35	22	10	3
628	I scream for ice cream	1.4571	0.12531	35	24	6	5
629	I only saw one mouse.	1.4571	0.11109	35	22	10	3
630	Will you just admit you ate my cheesecake?	1.4571	0.10325	35	21	12	2
631	I told you this diet would kill us.	1.4571	0.11841	35	23	8	4
632	Yom Kippur will be over at sundown."	1.4571	0.11841	35	23	8	4
633	Two can play this game, let’s trip the circuit breaker to the frig.	1.4571	0.12531	35	24	6	5
634	Never have food and sex seemed so closely aligned.	1.4571	0.08543	35	19	16	0
635	It's part of the Houdini diet plan.	1.4571	0.10325	35	21	12	2
636	Who knew raising teenage boys could be so challenging?	1.4571	0.11109	35	22	10	3
637	I'm guessing you want take out again tonight?	1.4571	0.12531	35	24	6	5
638	still not childproof...	1.4571	0.10325	35	21	12	2
639	This diet plan just might work	1.4571	0.11841	35	23	8	4
640	You have really committed to this fasting thing	1.4571	0.11109	35	22	10	3
641	I don't know how, but our teenage son will still find a way.	1.4571	0.11841	35	23	8	4
642	Guess there's no snacking before dinner.	1.4571	0.11841	35	23	8	4
643	Can't you just do a Sudoku each time you want a snack?	1.4571	0.11109	35	22	10	3
644	He’s on a serious diet	1.4571	0.11841	35	23	8	4
645	I'm getting this feeling you want to order take-out tonight.	1.4571	0.11109	35	22	10	3
646	Well Dave said he lost twelve pounds in a day” “I don’t think we should count his left leg	1.4571	0.11109	35	22	10	3
647	I knew that I shouldn't have told you that you looked fat in those jeans.	1.4571	0.11109	35	22	10	3
648	So much for the "complete access" that AirBnB promised.	1.4571	0.11841	35	23	8	4
649	Or, y'know, we could just start jogging again.	1.4571	0.11109	35	22	10	3
650	I’m fine with ordering in.	1.4545	0.10740	33	20	11	2
651	I am guessing that dinner will be a little late tonight.	1.4545	0.10740	33	20	11	2
652	And that's how my new diet works!	1.4545	0.09997	44	28	12	4
653	Really Honey? All this to guard the yeast?	1.4545	0.10740	33	20	11	2
654	I don’t know. It still may be a little subtle for your Mother.	1.4545	0.11589	33	21	9	3
655	What do you think? Take out?	1.4545	0.09819	33	19	13	1
656	You have to admit, this is the first diet that’s really worked	1.4545	0.11589	33	21	9	3
657	I know, but apart from that, my roommates are really nice.	1.4545	0.11589	33	21	9	3
658	Yeah Paleo wasn’t restrictive enough for me.	1.4545	0.10740	33	20	11	2
659	Did you eat Marge’s lunch again?	1.4545	0.13122	33	23	5	5
660	I don't know. My father tried that when I was a kid, and my mother still cooked dinner.	1.4545	0.11589	33	21	9	3
661	You know what, I think I might be in the mood for take-out.	1.4545	0.10513	44	29	10	5
662	On the bright side, I've already lost 10 pounds"	1.4545	0.09454	44	27	14	3
663	Remember that time you said you would do anything for me?	1.4545	0.11589	33	21	9	3
664	THAT’S why they call it “Death By Chocolate.”	1.4524	0.10338	42	27	11	4
665	Now that I think of it, the ad did say the kitchen is not available for guests at this time	1.4524	0.11407	42	29	7	6
666	But are the spikes vegan?	1.4516	0.13787	31	22	4	5
667	Ok, I see your point. On the other hand, they did say, ‘mi casa, su casa’.	1.4516	0.11206	31	19	10	2
668	I still think your mother will try to help out in the kitchen.	1.4516	0.13787	31	22	4	5
669	... on the plus side, I've lost seven pounds in the first week	1.4516	0.11206	31	19	10	2
670	So all this stuff came with the new diet?	1.4516	0.12984	31	21	6	4
671	I’ve lost three pounds, but it could just be the blood loss.	1.4516	0.12984	31	21	6	4
672	I think we need to get a cat.	1.4500	0.10712	40	26	10	4
673	Honey, I don't think this is what the Governor meant by "lockdown"...	1.4500	0.11294	40	27	8	5
674	I know we’ve gone into lockdown, but this is excessive.	1.4500	0.11848	40	28	6	6
675	Foodini	1.4500	0.16975	20	14	3	3
676	It’s only for a few weeks, just until the new Peloton arrives.	1.4500	0.11294	40	27	8	5
677	Is this punishment for not wearing masks to dinner	1.4500	0.10712	40	26	10	4
678	Honey, this has gone too far. I ate your pizza, there was never really a bear.	1.4500	0.10712	40	26	10	4
679	Really getting serious about the new diet, huh?	1.4500	0.11294	40	27	8	5
680	You think it's a trap?	1.4500	0.10096	40	25	12	3
681	Must be a trap.	1.4483	0.14542	29	21	3	5
682	Dieting?	1.4483	0.11730	29	18	9	2
683	Eating disorder?	1.4483	0.13669	29	20	5	4
684	I don’t think they understood Airbnb when they signed up.	1.4483	0.13669	29	20	5	4
685	It's called the Guantánamo Diet	1.4483	0.12737	29	19	7	3
686	I'd like to see Brett use my artisan prosciutto on his damn sandwiches now.	1.4483	0.11730	29	18	9	2
687	No, I think you’ve got it pretty well covered.	1.4483	0.11730	29	18	9	2
688	Why didn't you just stop buying the food in the first place?	1.4483	0.14542	29	21	3	5
689	Are you sure that's where the Twinkies are?	1.4483	0.11730	29	18	9	2
690	I don't know, it kind of just makes me want it more	1.4483	0.12737	29	19	7	3
691	Now that we're done, do you wanna get some takeaway?	1.4474	0.11123	38	25	9	4
692	What is Houdini doing in our frig?	1.4474	0.11745	38	26	7	5
693	Let’s just go out to eat tonight.	1.4474	0.10464	38	24	11	3
694	I'll set the table	1.4474	0.11123	38	25	9	4
695	Is this the Rube Goldberg diet?	1.4474	0.11123	38	25	9	4
696	What will you do for a Klondike bar?	1.4444	0.11578	36	24	8	4
697	Nice! Now Let’s order out	1.4444	0.11578	36	24	8	4
698	It’s cheaper than a Peloton.	1.4444	0.10870	36	23	10	3
699	Well this certainty was not mentioned in the AirBnB listing.	1.4444	0.11578	36	24	8	4
700	- :Wow! You are really serious about this lockdown diet, aren't you?"	1.4444	0.12244	36	25	6	5
701	You’re not hungry, just thirsty	1.4444	0.11578	36	24	8	4
702	I refuse to gain another pound during this quarantine	1.4444	0.11578	36	24	8	4
703	So, this is what lockdown literally looks like	1.4444	0.11578	36	24	8	4
704	You really think this is better than WeightWatchers?	1.4444	0.09296	36	21	14	1
705	I used to just write my name on my lunch and no one bothered it	1.4444	0.10870	36	23	10	3
706	I vote for takeout	1.4444	0.10114	36	22	12	2
707	Wouldn’t it be easier just to stop buying ice cream.	1.4444	0.12876	36	26	4	6
708	Huum We may need to rethink this.	1.4444	0.12327	27	17	8	2
709	This isn't what I meant when I asked you to childproof the kitchen.	1.4444	0.10870	36	23	10	3
710	Maybe you should just lay off the Ambien.	1.4444	0.10870	36	23	10	3
711	....come to think of it the alert may have said get food for lockdown not lockdown your food...	1.4444	0.10870	36	23	10	3
712	Don’t you think counting points might be easier”	1.4444	0.11578	36	24	8	4
713	No, I'm pretty sure it's YOUR turn to get the ice cream...	1.4444	0.10114	36	22	12	2
714	Or, what if we just stopped buying sweets?	1.4444	0.10114	36	22	12	2
715	'I ate her last mini-flan..."	1.4444	0.10870	36	23	10	3
716	I don't think this is what Carol meant by "babyproof".	1.4444	0.12244	36	25	6	5
717	We’ll definitely lose our quarantine weight by the next quarantine!	1.4444	0.11578	36	24	8	4
718	We should have had lunch first.	1.4444	0.09296	36	21	14	1
719	This soesn't look like the pictures in the Air BNB ad.	1.4444	0.11578	36	24	8	4
720	They don't call it the "Killer Diet" for nothing...	1.4444	0.10870	36	23	10	3
721	The listing did mention antique kitchen fixtures.	1.4444	0.12327	27	17	8	2
722	...but is it baby proof _enough_?	1.4444	0.12244	36	25	6	5
723	This should help with the snacking between meals problem.	1.4444	0.10870	36	23	10	3
724	You think it's enough?	1.4444	0.20166	18	14	0	4
725	Yeah, but I thought you said he was smarter than the average bear.	1.4444	0.10114	36	22	12	2
726	So how do you figure I gained 11 pounds?	1.4444	0.09296	36	21	14	1
727	...or you can stop taking Ambien.	1.4444	0.12244	36	25	6	5
728	I guess Paul noticed we took his lunch.	1.4444	0.12244	36	25	6	5
729	Wanna order out	1.4444	0.12244	36	25	6	5
730	We’ve made it this far. It’d be a shame to give up now.	1.4444	0.11578	36	24	8	4
731	OK, if they get out again, I'm moving.	1.4444	0.10870	36	23	10	3
732	We could send the kids in.	1.4444	0.11578	36	24	8	4
733	It was just a cupcake	1.4412	0.12800	34	24	5	5
734	And where did you put the keys?	1.4412	0.12083	34	23	7	4
735	this actually makes it more tempting	1.4412	0.12800	34	24	5	5
736	How sure are you, that there is ice cream in there”	1.4412	0.12083	34	23	7	4
737	It's an easy diet to follow really.	1.4412	0.12083	34	23	7	4
738	Blue cabinets would really brighten it up.	1.4412	0.12083	34	23	7	4
739	Okay...but this is just until lunch right?	1.4412	0.12083	34	23	7	4
740	if we lose a leg that still counts as weight loss right?	1.4412	0.12083	34	23	7	4
741	The stench tells me Houdini's still in there.	1.4412	0.12083	34	23	7	4
742	Now I get why it’s called the Houdini diet.	1.4412	0.11322	34	22	9	3
743	What if we try Keto instead...	1.4412	0.11322	34	22	9	3
744	They didn't mention this in their Air B&B website	1.4412	0.12800	34	24	5	5
745	It's a combination of the slow food movement and fasting.	1.4412	0.11322	34	22	9	3
746	Can't help but feel you are trying to control me.	1.4412	0.12083	34	23	7	4
747	Do you think it might have been easier to throw out the bathroom scale?	1.4412	0.12083	34	23	7	4
748	Umm...you know it’s an airborne pathogen, right?	1.4412	0.12800	34	24	5	5
749	What time is your brother arriving?	1.4412	0.12083	34	23	7	4
750	I say we go for it...	1.4412	0.12083	34	23	7	4
751	You know, honey, the master bedroom was nice, but I don't love the kitchen	1.4412	0.12083	34	23	7	4
752	I still think joining Weight Watchers would have been easier.	1.4412	0.11322	34	22	9	3
753	True, but I've lost 30 pounds.	1.4412	0.12083	34	23	7	4
754	Oh,so you want to go out?	1.4412	0.11322	34	22	9	3
755	What were we thinking when we agreed to this?	1.4412	0.10505	34	21	11	2
756	Of course I trust you.	1.4412	0.12083	34	23	7	4
757	This may give them the hint to go buy their own food.	1.4412	0.11322	34	22	9	3
758	Too subtle? That's what I was thinking, too.	1.4412	0.11322	34	22	9	3
759	How badly do you need a beer?	1.4412	0.10505	34	21	11	2
760	Ironically, we have cage free chicken	1.4412	0.11322	34	22	9	3
761	The paleo diet wasn't working for me, so I decided to go medieval.	1.4412	0.11322	34	22	9	3
762	...and if we don't catch the perpetrator, we just follow the blood.	1.4412	0.12083	34	23	7	4
763	Well, yes. I did say dieting is torture . . .	1.4412	0.12083	34	23	7	4
764	It’s called the elimination diet	1.4412	0.12083	34	23	7	4
765	It is called the ultimate do or die diet.	1.4412	0.10505	34	21	11	2
766	I just don't feel safe yet. You?	1.4412	0.12083	34	23	7	4
767	It won't stop her, but it should slow her down.	1.4412	0.09619	34	20	13	1
768	Hacksaw or drive-through?	1.4412	0.12083	34	23	7	4
769	A post it note would have made the same point.	1.4412	0.10505	34	21	11	2
770	Okay, now let’s hide.	1.4412	0.12800	34	24	5	5
771	But, if you didn't do it and I didn't... who did?	1.4412	0.11322	34	22	9	3
772	When you told me you can’t cook, I didn’t expect this.	1.4390	0.10505	41	27	10	4
773	I’ve already lost ten pounds	1.4390	0.09272	41	25	14	2
774	Think we’re taking that food safety course too seriously?	1.4390	0.10505	41	27	10	4
775	I love the welcome you prepared for Uncle Houdini.	1.4390	0.10505	41	27	10	4
776	This is still safer than going to a restaurant.	1.4390	0.10505	41	27	10	4
777	This medieval diet is much harder than paleo.	1.4390	0.09907	41	26	12	3
778	I guess tonight we'll find out which one of us has the midnight-snacking and sleep-walking problem.	1.4390	0.09907	41	26	12	3
779	They call it the extremely delayed gratification diet.	1.4390	0.10505	41	27	10	4
780	Do you think he's still in there?	1.4390	0.10505	41	27	10	4
781	I know. Setting this up really made me hungry.	1.4390	0.10505	41	27	10	4
782	Even Houdini lost weight on this diet.	1.4390	0.10505	41	27	10	4
783	Do you think Mom knows we've been drinking her milk?	1.4390	0.09907	41	26	12	3
784	I think he's on a new diet again.	1.4375	0.10941	32	20	10	2
785	It's the post-quarantine diet.	1.4375	0.12650	32	22	6	4
786	I meant the downstairs refrigerator.	1.4375	0.11827	32	21	8	3
787	Where did you hear about this diet?	1.4375	0.10941	32	20	10	2
788	It's very effective, it's the Houdini Diet.	1.4375	0.10941	32	20	10	2
789	Now I think we're ready to list with Airbnb	1.4375	0.12650	32	22	6	4
790	It's not easy keeping on a diet.	1.4375	0.10941	32	20	10	2
791	On the other hand, there is a piece of chocolate cake in there........	1.4359	0.10256	39	25	11	3
792	I’m not hungry.	1.4359	0.11497	39	27	7	5
793	I’m game if you are.	1.4359	0.12070	39	28	5	6
794	That oughta lock in the freshness."	1.4348	0.09657	46	30	12	4
795	So that’s how she stays so thin	1.4333	0.11430	30	19	9	2
796	Again I apologize. I don't really think you have a 'Dad Bod'.	1.4333	0.14129	30	22	3	5
797	Let’s go to your place?	1.4333	0.11430	30	19	9	2
798	I think I see a way in.	1.4333	0.11430	30	19	9	2
799	I call it the lose'weight or lose a limb diet.	1.4333	0.12395	30	20	7	3
800	Uber Eats or Grubhub?	1.4333	0.11430	30	19	9	2
801	Well...you've upped your intermittent fasting game.	1.4333	0.11430	30	19	9	2
802	Upper East side location AND built-in weight-loss system? Sold!	1.4333	0.10376	30	18	11	1
803	On second thought, let's eat out.	1.4333	0.11430	30	19	9	2
804	Your turn to cook dinner.	1.4324	0.10641	37	24	10	3
805	This is probably what she meant by 'my recipe will always remain my secret''	1.4324	0.11324	37	25	8	4
806	I’m giving the Houdini diet a try.	1.4324	0.10641	37	24	10	3
807	Uh...takeout, again tonight?	1.4324	0.10641	37	24	10	3
808	Maybe you’re right, I mean the third padlock on the fridge may be a bit much.	1.4286	0.11066	35	23	9	3
809	What’s our safe word again?	1.4286	0.11066	35	23	9	3
810	Give me half an hour and I’ll have the ice cream	1.4286	0.11066	35	23	9	3
811	Peloton bike might have been cheaper after all	1.4286	0.09425	35	21	13	1
812	It doesn’t sound like you turned off the ice maker.	1.4286	0.09425	35	21	13	1
813	No pain, no gain	1.4286	0.13041	28	19	6	3
814	Wait. Where’s my phone ?	1.4286	0.12492	35	25	5	5
815	You know the toilet paper doesn’t need to be refrigerated, right?	1.4286	0.10278	35	22	11	2
816	Maybe we should just cut carbs.	1.4286	0.10278	35	22	11	2
817	So we should start seeing results any day now	1.4286	0.11066	35	23	9	3
818	Maybe you could just label your food?	1.4286	0.13041	28	19	6	3
819	We're all tired of isolation but if you think this is going to convince me to go out to eat you're mistaken.	1.4286	0.11801	35	24	7	4
820	So Ivanka...does everyone in the family keep their tax returns in the freezer?	1.4286	0.11801	35	24	7	4
821	Shouldn’t we just join Weight Watchers?	1.4286	0.11801	35	24	7	4
822	The key to any good diet is self discipline.	1.4286	0.10278	35	22	11	2
823	All is fair in love, war and flat sharing	1.4286	0.11801	35	24	7	4
824	It’s called ‘Harm to Table’	1.4286	0.11801	35	24	7	4
825	Really puts the "die" in diet.	1.4286	0.11801	35	24	7	4
826	Remember when carbs were safe?	1.4286	0.11066	35	23	9	3
827	Those Airbnb reviews make a lot more sense now.	1.4286	0.12492	35	25	5	5
828	No more magically disappearing Pinot Noir...	1.4286	0.11066	35	23	9	3
829	I think we've found the toilet paper stash.	1.4286	0.11066	35	23	9	3
830	And if you get hungry, feel free to help yourself to whatever's in the fridge.	1.4286	0.10278	35	22	11	2
831	Yup! This is what they do when you miss a monthly payment	1.4286	0.10278	35	22	11	2
832	Of course, we could also address the raccoon issue by keeping the back door closed.	1.4286	0.11066	35	23	9	3
833	Really emphasizes the "die" in diet.	1.4286	0.10278	35	22	11	2
834	Am I really hungry or just bored?	1.4286	0.11066	35	23	9	3
835	You're not big on sharing, are you, Phil?	1.4286	0.12492	35	25	5	5
836	Are you sure this is enough, or should we also build a cage around it?	1.4286	0.10278	35	22	11	2
837	Let me guess. You forgot to pay for the remodel.	1.4286	0.12492	35	25	5	5
838	I don’t think this is what they meant when they told us to ‘baby proof’ our home.	1.4286	0.11066	35	23	9	3
839	I was thinking of adding a moat... too much?	1.4286	0.11066	35	23	9	3
840	Apparently, the previous tenants starved to death.	1.4286	0.11066	35	23	9	3
841	It's a new diet plan. I can eat whatever I want, I just have to get to it first.	1.4286	0.11066	35	23	9	3
842	Kyle said he lost 10 pounds on this, but I think it was mainly from his leg.	1.4286	0.13041	28	19	6	3
843	Couldn't you just put your name on your stuff?	1.4286	0.11801	35	24	7	4
844	It’s a Frigidare-you.	1.4286	0.12492	35	25	5	5
845	I’m afraid to see the wine cellar.	1.4286	0.11801	35	24	7	4
846	Wait! This could be a trap.	1.4286	0.11066	35	23	9	3
847	This is not the security system I had in mind.	1.4286	0.08487	35	20	15	0
848	Now we need to child-proof the bathroom.	1.4286	0.11984	28	18	8	2
849	Well now I'm just craving a bear claw.	1.4286	0.12492	35	25	5	5
850	Honey,please don't think I'm being critical,but do you actually understand how small viruses are?	1.4286	0.11801	35	24	7	4
851	Or, we could just not buy ice cream...	1.4286	0.10278	35	22	11	2
852	Listen, I keep telling you, nobody wants your gluten-free crap.	1.4286	0.11801	35	24	7	4
853	I think we should add a moat.	1.4286	0.10278	35	22	11	2
854	Well, it was either this or another Weight Watchers meeting.	1.4286	0.13041	28	19	6	3
855	I think it's safe now to let the kids have their party here tonight.	1.4286	0.11984	28	18	8	2
856	I guess when they said "extreme dieting" they meant it.	1.4286	0.11066	35	23	9	3
857	Maybe it will be enough to just lock his bedroom door.	1.4286	0.11066	35	23	9	3
858	I believe this is the work of the National Restaurant Association.	1.4286	0.11066	35	23	9	3
859	Its the Wile E Coyote diet	1.4286	0.11066	35	23	9	3
860	You want to just order in?	1.4286	0.10278	35	22	11	2
861	Maybe we should have made dinner first.	1.4286	0.11066	35	23	9	3
862	So I see you're getting tired of my cooking.	1.4286	0.11801	35	24	7	4
863	They say it helps to starve a virus.	1.4286	0.11801	35	24	7	4
864	I told you that this diet was going to be strict	1.4286	0.11801	35	24	7	4
865	My mother has always been serious about Yom Kippur.	1.4286	0.10278	35	22	11	2
866	Gotta love this new escape room diet....	1.4286	0.11066	35	23	9	3
867	I now see what they meant by "The Escape Room Diet".	1.4286	0.13041	28	19	6	3
868	But will it stop me at midnight?	1.4286	0.10824	28	17	10	1
869	I'm hoping this is to keep someone out and not in.	1.4286	0.10278	35	22	11	2
870	It's a zero tolerance diet program.	1.4286	0.11066	35	23	9	3
871	Honey, don't feel you have to commit to the same diet as me.	1.4286	0.10278	35	22	11	2
872	Very Palaeolithic	1.4250	0.10056	40	26	11	3
873	Well, that takes care of the kitchen. Now let’s baby-proof the living room.	1.4250	0.10674	40	27	9	4
874	Hmmm, what do you think about adding a flame thrower?	1.4242	0.11539	33	22	8	3
875	They didn’t mention this on Airbnb.	1.4242	0.12332	33	23	6	4
876	That corner near the sink is a little bare...you know if we don’t take care of it now, they’ll find a way in.	1.4242	0.10687	33	21	10	2
877	I'm feeling a snack attack coming on.	1.4242	0.12332	33	23	6	4
878	Now we'll be forced to find healthy coping mechanisms!	1.4242	0.12332	33	23	6	4
879	Now I know what the agent meant when she said it had a kitchen to die for.	1.4242	0.12332	33	23	6	4
880	Don't sugar coat it. What's this about ?	1.4242	0.10687	33	21	10	2
881	Wouldn’t it be easier to just clean the fridge?	1.4242	0.11539	33	22	8	3
882	Nice message. Everything but the sink and dishwasher? Really?	1.4242	0.11539	33	22	8	3
883	Our hosts don't seem to trust us in these difficult times. They only went out to the store!	1.4242	0.10687	33	21	10	2
884	So that's one difference with AirD&D...	1.4242	0.11539	33	22	8	3
885	Well - It is cheaper than the gastric bypass.	1.4231	0.12616	26	17	7	2
886	These Airbnb House Rules are getting out of hand.	1.4211	0.10419	38	25	10	3
887	It's foreplay. Started with our bedroom chains. Got carried away. We'll fight for our meal like the animals we are. Lick our wounds. You, mine and I, yours. Still bleeding, to the Baldacchino Supreme bed for some Shibari rope bondage. Quelle nuit!	1.4211	0.13925	19	12	6	1
888	Fortunately, the liquor cabinet is in the dining room.	1.4211	0.11081	38	26	8	4
889	I understand the reasons, I understand the installation. But I can't wrap my head around how the cats paid for all this.	1.4211	0.10419	38	25	10	3
890	So far, I've lost 21 pounds. And a couple of fingers.	1.4211	0.10419	38	25	10	3
891	I think we need some barbed wire.	1.4194	0.10133	31	19	11	1
892	You think YOU have roaches....?	1.4194	0.11143	31	20	9	2
893	You probably should of interviewed your new roommate a teeny bit longer.	1.4194	0.12070	31	21	7	3
894	How bad do you want it?	1.4194	0.11143	31	20	9	2
895	The gauntlet diet...it's the rage in Paris.	1.4194	0.12930	31	22	5	4
896	Are you sure you don't just want to exercise willpower?	1.4194	0.10133	31	19	11	1
897	Wait until you see where we keep the toilet paper.	1.4194	0.12070	31	21	7	3
898	You did ask for the most efficient method to stop your quarantine snacking	1.4194	0.10133	31	19	11	1
899	Do you think Mom is on her diet kick again?	1.4194	0.11143	31	20	9	2
900	I think you misunderstood when I said 'bear with me.'	1.4194	0.12930	31	22	5	4
901	A squirrel could figure it out	1.4194	0.12930	31	22	5	4
902	Your leg can take it... Then I'll crawl across your back and gnaw on that smallest chain.	1.4194	0.12930	31	22	5	4
903	Supporting local restaurants since 2020	1.4167	0.10059	36	23	11	2
904	Mom's preparing for her next diet.	1.4167	0.10820	36	24	9	3
905	July looks fun	1.4167	0.10820	36	24	9	3
906	Well, now I'm hungry again.	1.4167	0.09237	36	22	13	1
907	We probably should've put the food in first	1.4167	0.10820	36	24	9	3
908	I shouldnt have left my birth control in the fridge this morning	1.4167	0.11530	36	25	7	4
909	So you think this will actually keep the teenagers out?	1.4167	0.10059	36	23	11	2
910	I think I locked the keys in the fridge.	1.4167	0.12199	36	26	5	5
911	You think maybe a gym membership woulda been a better idea?...	1.4167	0.10820	36	24	9	3
912	Well, let's just go with take-out tonight.	1.4167	0.10059	36	23	11	2
913	Let the hunger games commence	1.4167	0.10820	36	24	9	3
914	Yuh think maybe Mom was fo' real when she said we had to buy our own groceries from now on?	1.4167	0.10820	36	24	9	3
915	Dont! I think it's a trap.	1.4167	0.10059	36	23	11	2
916	I still think we're better off putting our money in the bank.	1.4167	0.10059	36	23	11	2
917	I'm not sure their offer of "help yourself" was sincere.	1.4167	0.10820	36	24	9	3
918	So, you're going to take this diet seriously, for a change?	1.4167	0.10059	36	23	11	2
919	I take it that you want to order in.	1.4167	0.10820	36	24	9	3
920	Maybe it would have been simpler to hire a different babysitter.	1.4167	0.10820	36	24	9	3
921	Who's dying for some gelato?	1.4167	0.10059	36	23	11	2
922	How badly do you want that ice cream bar?	1.4167	0.09237	36	22	13	1
923	Maybe it's time we moved out of Hell's Kitchen.	1.4167	0.10820	36	24	9	3
924	Next time you get a craving for a midnight sandwich, you have to ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?"	1.4167	0.11530	36	25	7	4
925	Well, there's always the fridge in the garage.	1.4167	0.11530	36	25	7	4
926	Any kid can put drawings on the fridge. Ours does performance art!	1.4167	0.10059	36	23	11	2
927	I'm getting more serious about those last five pounds.	1.4167	0.10820	36	24	9	3
928	I think the cheesecake will be well worth it.	1.4167	0.10059	36	23	11	2
929	Well, we built it. Let's see if they come.	1.4167	0.10059	36	23	11	2
930	This just makes me hungry.	1.4167	0.11530	36	25	7	4
931	Like it? It's Weight Watchers' new 'ultra' program. I dropped three pounds just setting it up.	1.4167	0.11530	36	25	7	4
932	You know what they say, "build a better mouse trap..."	1.4167	0.13347	24	16	6	2
933	Wouldn't it be easier just not to buy cookies?	1.4167	0.09237	36	22	13	1
934	That should buy us enough time to Google "Zuul."	1.4146	0.10462	41	28	9	4
935	I though I ordered four bear traps. Prime continues to disappoint.	1.4138	0.11657	29	19	8	2
936	Kim Kardashian posted about it. Apparently you can lose 15 lbs in a day!	1.4138	0.12670	29	20	6	3
937	I meant lox. With an x	1.4138	0.13607	29	21	4	4
938	Let's see little Mikey try to get those Thin Mints now	1.4138	0.11657	29	19	8	2
939	Yeah, you’re right. The alligators would’ve been overkill.	1.4138	0.10548	29	18	10	1
940	- Pretty proud of my progress in learning self-control	1.4138	0.09308	29	17	12	0
941	It’s not a diet, it’s more of a lifestyle change	1.4138	0.10548	29	18	10	1
942	Mom said the key is in the most obvious place.	1.4138	0.12670	29	20	6	3
943	‘When you told me something’s living in our fridge I thought you were talking about your sourdough starter.’	1.4138	0.12670	29	20	6	3
944	Roommate or no roommate, it’s still a good price for Chelsea	1.4138	0.12670	29	20	6	3
945	Maybe Weight Watchers WOULD have been easier	1.4138	0.10548	29	18	10	1
946	I feel like its not enough	1.4138	0.12670	29	20	6	3
947	Did you forget to feed the sourdough starter?	1.4138	0.13607	29	21	4	4
948	Remember I told you about my new diet...	1.4138	0.11657	29	19	8	2
949	Maybe it really is time to stop snacking	1.4138	0.11657	29	19	8	2
950	So what’s for dinner?” “...well I already ate the keys.	1.4138	0.12670	29	20	6	3
951	Honey, you forgot the electric fence again!	1.4138	0.10548	29	18	10	1
952	I guess this means we're getting take-out tonight.	1.4138	0.11657	29	19	8	2
953	Ok, here’s the thing. It wasn’t really a gigantic, hairy monster that broke into our house and ate the last two bites of your sandwich...	1.4138	0.12670	29	20	6	3
954	Be careful. It's a trap.	1.4138	0.12670	29	20	6	3
955	Remember when I asked you if these pants made my ass look fat?	1.4138	0.11657	29	19	8	2
956	I just think it's a trap.	1.4138	0.13607	29	21	4	4
957	It's even more interesting with the lights off.	1.4138	0.11657	29	19	8	2
958	I can’t decide if I’m turned on or just hungry.	1.4138	0.11657	29	19	8	2
959	By the time we manage to get to it, everything will be spoiled anyway.	1.4138	0.12670	29	20	6	3
960	...or we could just get a cat	1.4138	0.13607	29	21	4	4
961	Keto felt really daunting at first too...	1.4138	0.12670	29	20	6	3
962	Let's order pizza	1.4138	0.10548	29	18	10	1
963	I’m starting to think you’re serious about loosing weight...	1.4138	0.11657	29	19	8	2
964	What do you think, is it enough?	1.4138	0.13607	29	21	4	4
965	Yes, it's definitely a deterrent, but don't you think just getting rid of the ice cream and cookies might be easier?	1.4138	0.11657	29	19	8	2
966	For Goodness sake Tom, it was only a mouse	1.4138	0.11657	29	19	8	2
967	Oh no! Looks like we'll have to order take-out again...	1.4138	0.09308	29	17	12	0
968	You remembered to take the chicken out to thaw, right?	1.4138	0.11657	29	19	8	2
969	I know mom has a big appetite but she's only staying for the weekend.	1.4138	0.12670	29	20	6	3
970	I think you’re supposed to eliminate the food, not the other way around	1.4138	0.12670	29	20	6	3
971	I found it too easy to cheat on Weight Watchers.	1.4138	0.12670	29	20	6	3
972	I guess your mother is serious about losing weight--tell me again when is she leaving?	1.4138	0.11657	29	19	8	2
973	They said it's a ‘smart’ refrigerator. We'll see.	1.4138	0.13607	29	21	4	4
974	Come to think of it, Mom did mention something about a Houdini Diet.	1.4138	0.11657	29	19	8	2
975	Well, weight watchers didn’t work	1.4138	0.10548	29	18	10	1
976	Life was so much simpler before Ambien.	1.4138	0.12670	29	20	6	3
977	Maybe we overreacted to the mouse.	1.4138	0.12670	29	20	6	3
978	Tell me again, how will this cure your body-image disorder?	1.4138	0.11657	29	19	8	2
979	It's Weight Watchers, Keto, AND Noom.	1.4138	0.12670	29	20	6	3
980	Seriously, what's the catch?	1.4138	0.10548	29	18	10	1
981	I guess we'll order pizza?	1.4138	0.10548	29	18	10	1
982	I see, ...this is the true Killer Diet!	1.4138	0.11657	29	19	8	2
983	Is this a bad time to ask about where you put the rosé?	1.4138	0.12670	29	20	6	3
984	Now, THIS is a lockdown.	1.4138	0.11657	29	19	8	2
985	Want to order take out?	1.4138	0.11657	29	19	8	2
986	So, take-out tonight then?	1.4138	0.11657	29	19	8	2
987	Wouldn't it have been easier just to join Weight Watchers?	1.4138	0.10548	29	18	10	1
988	Ugh! Avocado green. What were they thinking in the 70’s?	1.4138	0.10548	29	18	10	1
989	If that doesn't work, we can always try self-control.	1.4138	0.11657	29	19	8	2
990	This may be overkill, but roaches are tough little creatures.	1.4138	0.12670	29	20	6	3
991	Remember when the hardest thing about Weight Watchers was counting the points?	1.4138	0.11657	29	19	8	2
992	It would be torture to have to cook in here.	1.4138	0.10548	29	18	10	1
993	There's always delivery	1.4138	0.12670	29	20	6	3
994	Are you okay with tap water?"	1.4138	0.12670	29	20	6	3
995	It looks tough, but I think we can burrow in through the side of the dishwasher.	1.4138	0.10548	29	18	10	1
996	Well we could go back to counting calories.	1.4138	0.11657	29	19	8	2
997	You only THINK you're hungry.	1.4138	0.12670	29	20	6	3
998	Mom must have stocked up on Ben and Jerrys.	1.4138	0.11657	29	19	8	2
999	There is ice cream if you are feeling brave.	1.4138	0.12670	29	20	6	3
1000	No.... I don’t think it’s an over-reaction.	1.4138	0.10548	29	18	10	1
1001	I think you’re going a bit overboard. It’s only a mouse.	1.4138	0.10548	29	18	10	1
1002	Yes. Or we could try willpower."	1.4138	0.12670	29	20	6	3
1003	Sweetie, I love your art. I do. But this is unbearable.	1.4118	0.10443	34	22	10	2
1004	Did you remember to get your prescription out?	1.4118	0.11264	34	23	8	3
1005	Ben and Jerry are in that freezer, Babe. I’m goin’ in.	1.4118	0.10443	34	22	10	2
1006	And the bacon still got out!	1.4103	0.11452	39	28	6	5
1007	Somehow the calories still escape and find me.	1.4091	0.14202	22	15	5	2
1008	Think of how few dishes we’ll have to do.	1.4074	0.09636	27	16	11	0
1009	I'm not sure Mom and Dad want us at home anymore.	1.4074	0.13354	27	19	5	3
1010	We should’ve gone with the rose gold bear traps	1.4074	0.13354	27	19	5	3
1011	Good grief, the dust bunnies under your grandparents refrigerator are out of control!	1.4074	0.13354	27	19	5	3
1012	Yeah, I'm not that hungry either.	1.4074	0.12241	27	18	7	2
1013	If your mother manages to come back to life again this should at least slow her down.	1.4074	0.12241	27	18	7	2
1014	He could have just put a post it on his yogurt.	1.4074	0.12241	27	18	7	2
1015	I cant wait to see his face when he finds out I drank his milk.	1.4074	0.12241	27	18	7	2
1016	My husband said he’d rather be caught dead than try the Keto diet.	1.4074	0.12241	27	18	7	2
1017	Hmmm, am I hungry enough?	1.4074	0.11016	27	17	9	1
1018	On the other hand, there's no meetings.	1.4074	0.14381	27	20	3	4
1019	This chastity diet’s gotten outta hand.	1.4074	0.12241	27	18	7	2
1020	Really man? I ate your yogurt ONE time!	1.4074	0.11016	27	17	9	1
1021	I know, but getting takeout still just doesn't feel safe.	1.4074	0.12241	27	18	7	2
1022	Found the toilet paper.	1.4074	0.11016	27	17	9	1
1023	Not enough. He's also bringing home a friend from school.	1.4074	0.13354	27	19	5	3
1024	We forgot the mouse traps.	1.4074	0.13354	27	19	5	3
1025	I told you my dad doesn’t want anyone drinking his beer.	1.4074	0.09636	27	16	11	0
1026	Now we encrypt the shopping list, and that’ll be that.	1.4074	0.13354	27	19	5	3
1027	How bad do we want pizza bites?	1.4074	0.12241	27	18	7	2
1028	I don’t know how else to lose the quarantine fifteen.	1.4074	0.13354	27	19	5	3
1029	Looks like Mom is getting serious about her diet	1.4074	0.12241	27	18	7	2
1030	I guess it's better than going paleo	1.4074	0.11016	27	17	9	1
1031	This should do it for the Quarantine 15...	1.4062	0.12588	32	23	5	4
1032	I think there are some snacks in the car.	1.4062	0.10869	32	21	9	2
1033	Honey, I’m feeling a bit trapped by your new diet	1.4062	0.11760	32	22	7	3
1034	My friends call it, 'The Houdini Diet'	1.4062	0.10869	32	21	9	2
1035	I admire your dedication to intermittent fasting but my coffee creamer is in there.	1.4062	0.10869	32	21	9	2
1036	I don’t think you understand the concept of baby proofing.	1.4062	0.13365	32	24	3	5
1037	Ok, so why did we do this again?	1.4062	0.10869	32	21	9	2
1038	That’s the last time Becky eats my f*cking snacks	1.4062	0.12588	32	23	5	4
1039	This must be the new S&M diet.	1.4062	0.11760	32	22	7	3
1040	We won’t be opening the fridge until Phase 4	1.4062	0.12588	32	23	5	4
1041	This time Laura seems to be serious about her diet.	1.4062	0.10869	32	21	9	2
1042	Interesting interpretation of “survival of the fittest.”	1.4062	0.10869	32	21	9	2
1043	And you say the bear is in the fridge?	1.4062	0.12588	32	23	5	4
1044	I don't know. I think it's a trap.	1.4062	0.11760	32	22	7	3
1045	This is a little passive aggressive, even for you. I already apologized for the yogurt.	1.4062	0.12588	32	23	5	4
1046	I said that diet SOUNDED interesting.	1.4062	0.11760	32	22	7	3
1047	Childproofing was different when I was a kid.	1.4062	0.09898	32	20	11	1
1048	Yup, I’d say your Mom is taking the lockdown seriously.	1.4062	0.12588	32	23	5	4
1049	That's not exactly what I had in mind when I said "childproof".	1.4062	0.09898	32	20	11	1
1050	I’m not trying to lose weight. I’m just trying to work from home.	1.4062	0.10869	32	21	9	2
1051	Weight loss by dungeon, very effective.	1.4062	0.14099	32	25	1	6
1052	Okay, maybe the chocolate cake isn’t worth it.	1.4062	0.13365	32	24	3	5
1053	I forgot to disinfect the milk bottle.	1.4062	0.11760	32	22	7	3
1054	And I thought the Keto diet was harsh	1.4062	0.11760	32	22	7	3
1055	She's your mother, Freddy. Have we possibly overreacted?	1.4062	0.11760	32	22	7	3
1056	I still worry those raccoons are smart enough to beat all these traps.	1.4062	0.12588	32	23	5	4
1057	Of course you can--there's double chocolate fudge ice cream in there.	1.4062	0.12588	32	23	5	4
1058	So this is "Airbnb-No Frills."	1.4062	0.12588	32	23	5	4
1059	So this is the gauntlet diet?	1.4062	0.11760	32	22	7	3
1060	When you asked what would you I do for a Klondike bar, I thought you were kidding.	1.4062	0.11760	32	22	7	3
1061	You forgot to take the wine out first, didn't you?	1.4062	0.09898	32	20	11	1
1062	Too obvious?	1.4054	0.09848	37	24	11	2
1063	Remember when we were just gluten free?	1.4054	0.11270	37	26	7	4
1064	We must be all out of passive-aggressive sticky notes.	1.4000	0.12910	25	17	6	2
1065	This just makes me want it more.	1.4000	0.11346	30	20	8	2
1066	I’ve seen ‘Ratatouille,’ I know what they’re capable of.	1.4000	0.10283	30	19	10	1
1067	So, do you think it's a trap?	1.4000	0.12318	30	21	6	3
1068	We've got to ask Karen to move out.	1.4000	0.13218	30	22	4	4
1069	2020 was worse.	1.4000	0.13093	35	27	2	6
1070	Well, I had to do something to keep food in the house with three kids home during quarantine.	1.4000	0.12910	25	17	6	2
1071	Did you remember to take out the beer?	1.4000	0.10283	30	19	10	1
1072	But what’s to stop us from buying another fridge?	1.4000	0.11346	30	20	8	2
1073	I’m quarantining the quarantine 15.	1.4000	0.12910	25	17	6	2
1074	And you locked the keys inside the fridge you say?” “Yep. Mhmm	1.4000	0.15218	20	14	4	2
1075	Airbnb owner was quite clear that the kitchen was not part of the rental.	1.4000	0.12318	30	21	6	3
1076	‘Do you think we should let the kids out now?’	1.4000	0.12910	25	17	6	2
1077	I thought we agreed the bear traps would be brass for a little pop of color, but I guess this is fine...	1.4000	0.10283	30	19	10	1
1078	If we tunnel in through the dishwasher, I think we can avoid the worst of it.	1.4000	0.11346	30	20	8	2
1079	Welcome to The Hunger Games	1.4000	0.10283	30	19	10	1
1080	Honey, is this because I said that dress did make you look fat?	1.4000	0.11346	30	20	8	2
1081	It would have been cheaper to scatter LEGOs.	1.4000	0.09097	30	18	12	0
1082	So just creamer then?	1.4000	0.14061	30	23	2	5
1083	Well, if this doesn’t catch Covid I don’t know what will.	1.4000	0.11739	35	25	6	4
1084	I’m recommitting to my New Year’s resolution.	1.4000	0.11547	25	16	8	1
1085	The new normal.	1.4000	0.11346	30	20	8	2
1086	Order out tonight?	1.4000	0.11346	30	20	8	2
1087	Cleaned the kitchen- no more snacks today” , love mom	1.4000	0.13218	30	22	4	4
1088	My mom recently started buying organic.	1.4000	0.11346	30	20	8	2
1089	I feel like getting take out.	1.4000	0.11346	30	20	8	2
1090	Buying me a Peloton would have been easier.	1.4000	0.11547	25	16	8	1
1091	Sure, honey, but I think most couples wait until the third trimester until they start babyproofing.	1.4000	0.13218	30	22	4	4
1092	Just wait 'til you see the liquor cabinet.	1.4000	0.12318	30	21	6	3
1093	Good thing I have that candy bar hidden under the mattress.	1.4000	0.10283	30	19	10	1
1094	Is losing a limb considered “weight loss”?	1.4000	0.12318	30	21	6	3
1095	This new government scheme to support local restaurants is pretty extreme.	1.4000	0.13218	30	22	4	4
1096	Rumour has it the President's Tax Returns are in there.	1.4000	0.11739	35	25	6	4
1097	Go ahead and make a sandwich, but make sure you put it back exactly as Dad set it up or he'll be upset.	1.4000	0.12910	25	17	6	2
1098	Relax. Its only two days out of five.	1.4000	0.09349	35	22	12	1
1099	...Well this is kind of a passive-aggressive reaction to One missing pint of Ice Cream	1.4000	0.11547	25	16	8	1
1100	It’s seems a bit extreme, but this diet may finally be the one that works.	1.4000	0.10283	30	19	10	1
1101	Trump tax returns and college transcripts.	1.4000	0.12318	30	21	6	3
1102	It's called the cave bear diet.	1.4000	0.11547	25	16	8	1
1103	Order in tonight ?	1.4000	0.10283	30	19	10	1
1104	Honey, it was just a little mouse.	1.4000	0.15275	25	19	2	4
1105	Kevin lost 15 pounds,but it was mainly from the amputation.	1.4000	0.13218	30	22	4	4
1106	Maybe our review should mention that kitchen access is restricted.	1.4000	0.11346	30	20	8	2
1107	I don't know - it just doesn't feel like an open concept.	1.4000	0.15275	25	19	2	4
1108	There goes self-control.	1.4000	0.10283	30	19	10	1
1109	It's a cute house but I don't like the flow of the kitchen.	1.4000	0.12910	25	17	6	2
1110	Whats up with the lox?	1.4000	0.11346	30	20	8	2
1111	The last tenants didn't last the whole 30-day dairy, gluten and sugar free challenge.	1.4000	0.10283	30	19	10	1
1112	Wow! You really know how to put the "Die" in Diet.	1.4000	0.12318	30	21	6	3
1113	They asked me to house-sit while they are away, but I don't think they want me eating any of their food.	1.4000	0.12318	30	21	6	3
1114	I hate fridge smudges too.	1.4000	0.13377	20	13	6	1
1115	This new meal plan seems a bit restrictive, don’t you think?	1.4000	0.11547	25	16	8	1
1116	If you really didn’t take a bite of my sandwich, you have nothing to worry about.	1.4000	0.12318	30	21	6	3
1117	Is this really an essential lockdown?	1.4000	0.12318	30	21	6	3
1118	I see now how the diet people can offer a money back guarantee	1.4000	0.10283	30	19	10	1
1119	Let’s see if the refrigerator runs now.	1.4000	0.12318	30	21	6	3
1120	Think, Shiela. Where were you when you had the key?	1.4000	0.16859	20	15	2	3
1121	Honey, why did the GOP put the county's only polling place for black people in our kitchen?	1.4000	0.12318	30	21	6	3
1122	It is my 007 diet regimen.	1.4000	0.14142	25	18	4	3
1123	Lorraine, speak plainly. These metaphors are tiring.	1.4000	0.12910	25	17	6	2
1124	So I guess that’s where you put the toilet paper.	1.4000	0.12910	25	17	6	2
1125	Maybe we should just get bigger pants.	1.4000	0.12318	30	21	6	3
1126	I don't remember you having these cravings the last time you were pregnant.	1.4000	0.11346	30	20	8	2
1127	It‘s part of my new diet.	1.4000	0.11346	30	20	8	2
1128	We need to talk about Kevin.	1.4000	0.11346	30	20	8	2
1129	It needs a moat.	1.4000	0.11346	30	20	8	2
1130	Take out, yeah definitely take out!	1.4000	0.12318	30	21	6	3
1131	Pretend it's the voting booth.	1.4000	0.10208	35	23	10	2
1132	Going out to eat doesn't seem that risky after all.	1.4000	0.10283	30	19	10	1
1133	I am concerned the skinny ones might squeeze thru	1.4000	0.11346	30	20	8	2
1134	Now that it’s all finished, I can really see that white cabinets were a mistake.	1.4000	0.11346	30	20	8	2
1135	This isn’t the ‘50 Shades’ turn-on I thought it would be.	1.4000	0.10283	30	19	10	1
1136	Getting into the fridge is the only exercise I get during Covid-19.	1.4000	0.12910	25	17	6	2
1137	Let’s try ‘abracadabra!’	1.4000	0.13377	20	13	6	1
1138	When they said to stay in our room when visiting, they weren't kidding.	1.4000	0.11346	30	20	8	2
1139	Do you think your mother wants us to move out?	1.4000	0.11547	25	16	8	1
1140	It came with the Ambien prescription.	1.4000	0.11547	25	16	8	1
1141	Now the dishwasher looks out of place."	1.4000	0.12910	25	17	6	2
1142	My only concern about your new sado diet is what if you like it too much?	1.4000	0.12910	25	17	6	2
1143	Perhaps a Post-it could have sufficed?	1.4000	0.11346	30	20	8	2
1144	Looks like mom got Haagen Daz.	1.4000	0.11346	30	20	8	2
1145	Well, at least we are both losing weight.	1.4000	0.12318	30	21	6	3
1146	Want to go out for dinner?	1.4000	0.10283	30	19	10	1
1147	The real estate agent did say that the current owners have three teenage boys.	1.4000	0.11547	25	16	8	1
1148	Looks like a good night for takeout.	1.4000	0.11346	30	20	8	2
1149	He's 16! You really think this will keep him from that last donut?	1.4000	0.12910	25	17	6	2
1150	I don't know, honey - the feng shui seems off.	1.4000	0.11346	30	20	8	2
1151	Do you really think this will keep your dad out?	1.4000	0.11346	30	20	8	2
1152	My trainer said she'd help me make more sensible choices.	1.4000	0.11346	30	20	8	2
1153	I’m all for a phased reopening, but this is a little much.	1.4000	0.12318	30	21	6	3
1154	Well, I think it is contained. But I told you not to start growing sourdough!	1.4000	0.11346	30	20	8	2
1155	something tells me that you don’t think that I’ll stick with my diet!”	1.4000	0.12318	30	21	6	3
1156	I was thinking a simple 'Keep Out! You're Dieting!' sign would have been enough.	1.4000	0.10283	30	19	10	1
1157	I think we need an electric fence...	1.4000	0.11346	30	20	8	2
1158	Well we did tell him to be more transparent in expressing his feelings.	1.4000	0.12318	30	21	6	3
1159	I thought I told you to leave her Greek Yogurt alone.	1.4000	0.13218	30	22	4	4
1160	Our not-so-subtle hint to leave the nest.	1.4000	0.11346	30	20	8	2
1161	yeah, there was something sweet about his first prank videos..	1.4000	0.10208	35	23	10	2
1162	I think we'll be able to lose weight on this diet.	1.4000	0.10283	30	19	10	1
1163	Yes, it’s a very big cockroach.	1.4000	0.12318	30	21	6	3
1164	Getting a Peloton would be easier.	1.4000	0.12318	30	21	6	3
1165	Maybe takeout tonight?	1.4000	0.12318	30	21	6	3
1166	That should do it...let’s order a pizza for dinner.	1.4000	0.11346	30	20	8	2
1167	Should we just order the exercise bike?	1.4000	0.14142	25	18	4	3
1168	What I lack in will power, I gain in self torture.	1.4000	0.13218	30	22	4	4
1169	Our teenagers are eating us out of house and home. What else could we do?	1.4000	0.11346	30	20	8	2
1170	I lost four pounds getting out of the one on the right and two getting loose from the middle one and six from the one on the left.	1.4000	0.15275	25	19	2	4
1171	I thought the broker said it was an open plan kitchen?	1.4000	0.11346	30	20	8	2
1172	Let's go see what your roommates did in the bathroom.	1.4000	0.13218	30	22	4	4
1173	Yah, but we're talking about cheesecake here.	1.4000	0.12318	30	21	6	3
1174	Something tells me this is a trap	1.4000	0.13218	30	22	4	4
1175	Ok, then, let's order takeout.	1.4000	0.12318	30	21	6	3
1176	She's moved beyond paleo and into the Middle Ages.	1.4000	0.11547	25	16	8	1
1177	So, you wanna get some takeout?	1.4000	0.11346	30	20	8	2
1178	So, curbside or delivery?	1.4000	0.09097	30	18	12	0
1179	No explosives?	1.4000	0.11346	30	20	8	2
1180	I'm pretty sure Lent is over.	1.4000	0.12318	30	21	6	3
1181	We’ll be eating take out until we catch the culprit.	1.4000	0.12910	25	17	6	2
1182	On the bright side, everything is stainless steel.	1.4000	0.10000	40	27	10	3
1183	Do you think it's too subtle?	1.4000	0.15218	20	14	4	2
1184	The new roommate makes me uneasy.	1.4000	0.11346	30	20	8	2
1185	Maybe we should just teach them how to drink responsibly instead	1.3939	0.09672	33	21	11	1
1186	This, finally, should make him move out.	1.3939	0.10606	33	22	9	2
1187	I have a feeling this diet plan is going to cost us an arm and a leg.	1.3939	0.12262	33	24	5	4
1188	I liked it better when you were on Weight Watchers.	1.3939	0.11464	33	23	7	3
1189	My Noom coach is retired CIA.	1.3939	0.11464	33	23	7	3
1190	If Timmy does get out, he won't get far.	1.3939	0.09672	33	21	11	1
1191	Right now, I just can't afford a dungeon.	1.3939	0.12262	33	24	5	4
1192	Is it just me, or have the cockroaches gotten really aggressive?	1.3939	0.11464	33	23	7	3
1193	And he still took all the ice cream. Amazing!	1.3939	0.10606	33	22	9	2
1194	The last weight loss program just didn't work.	1.3939	0.10606	33	22	9	2
1195	I suppose the listing did say "all the trappings of a modern kitchen".	1.3939	0.11464	33	23	7	3
1196	It makes intermittent fasting much easier.	1.3939	0.12262	33	24	5	4
1197	Mr. Dahmer really doesn’t want anyone to drink his milk, does he?	1.3939	0.12262	33	24	5	4
1198	I cannot shake the idea that our real problem is not overeating.	1.3939	0.12262	33	24	5	4
1199	I guess Grandma thinks that chocolate we bought her really costs 100 Grand	1.3939	0.09672	33	21	11	1
1200	Maybe we should order takeout.	1.3929	0.10714	28	18	9	1
1201	I needed a new work-from-home challenge.	1.3929	0.11885	28	19	7	2
1202	It’s nice. But the other place had an island.	1.3929	0.12950	28	20	5	3
1203	This isn't what I meant when I suggested Hunger Games, honey	1.3929	0.11885	28	19	7	2
1204	I still think just going sugar free would be easier	1.3929	0.10714	28	18	9	1
1205	Ok, I get your point about the diet but it’s a bit unsettling that you already had all of this stuff in the garage	1.3929	0.12950	28	20	5	3
1206	So this is what mom meant when she said stay out of the kitchen	1.3929	0.13934	28	21	3	4
1207	Well, we could try a little self control instead.	1.3929	0.10714	28	18	9	1
1208	I still dont know if this will make dieting easier	1.3929	0.10714	28	18	9	1
1209	I can't wait until your parents get here	1.3929	0.10714	28	18	9	1
1210	I think the mice have gotten smarter.	1.3929	0.13934	28	21	3	4
1211	Maybe house-sitting for Greg was not the friendship milestone you hoped.	1.3929	0.11885	28	19	7	2
1212	I thought child proofing was supposed to make it safer for children?	1.3929	0.13934	28	21	3	4
1213	Oh, I don't know. Do you think it will work?	1.3929	0.12950	28	20	5	3
1214	I’ve got this.	1.3929	0.10714	28	18	9	1
1215	Still less work than intermittent fasting	1.3929	0.11885	28	19	7	2
1216	I told you not to eat my yogurt, Ted.	1.3929	0.12950	28	20	5	3
1217	You and your crazy diets	1.3929	0.11885	28	19	7	2
1218	I don’t care. Where do you wanna eat?	1.3929	0.12950	28	20	5	3
1219	I call it The Houdini Diet.	1.3929	0.11885	28	19	7	2
1220	nah, your mom would still get through.	1.3929	0.13934	28	21	3	4
1221	Fifty shades of Nay.	1.3929	0.11885	28	19	7	2
1222	Think we might have overdone the lockdown	1.3929	0.11885	28	19	7	2
1223	Well, it's not as hard as voting.	1.3929	0.12950	28	20	5	3
1224	Can we do the Mediterranean diet instead.	1.3929	0.12950	28	20	5	3
1225	Do you feel like Kevin has been a little passive aggressive about the snacks lately?	1.3929	0.11885	28	19	7	2
1226	Can't we just buy light salad dressing?	1.3929	0.11885	28	19	7	2
1227	The pounds literally fall right off...	1.3929	0.12950	28	20	5	3
1228	I wondered why Weight Watchers now offers free shipping."	1.3929	0.12950	28	20	5	3
1229	Or we could just stop snacking between meals.	1.3929	0.11885	28	19	7	2
1230	Must be Mom’s hyperbole for, ‘The kitchen is closed’.	1.3929	0.12950	28	20	5	3
1231	I know The Prison Diet is trending but maybe we should try intermittent fasting.	1.3929	0.12950	28	20	5	3
1232	This should help us drop that Covid 19.	1.3929	0.11885	28	19	7	2
1233	THIS is your new diet?!	1.3929	0.09399	28	17	11	0
1234	Ok, ready to list on AirBnB	1.3929	0.11885	28	19	7	2
1235	I think this diet might be a little restrictive.	1.3929	0.12950	28	20	5	3
1236	I think the traps look better on the left.	1.3929	0.11885	28	19	7	2
1237	Well, in all fairness, the other house you liked also needs the kitchen redone.	1.3929	0.11885	28	19	7	2
1238	What is this? The Food Network Ninja Warrior Challenge?	1.3929	0.12950	28	20	5	3
1239	This wasn’t in the VRBO listing.	1.3929	0.10714	28	18	9	1
1240	Sooooo..........just how bad do we want to have a beer?	1.3929	0.10714	28	18	9	1
1241	That should stop the ants.	1.3929	0.13934	28	21	3	4
1242	If only I did not forget my cigarettes inside	1.3929	0.11885	28	19	7	2
1243	Looks like takeout again	1.3929	0.12950	28	20	5	3
1244	I'm happy to lend a hand with the move. It's getting the hand back that worries me.	1.3929	0.12950	28	20	5	3
1245	Maybe we should go back to just writing our names on our food	1.3929	0.11885	28	19	7	2
1246	There, now it’s baby proof.	1.3929	0.11885	28	19	7	2
1247	The diet's easy. It's the falling off the wagon that's painful.	1.3929	0.13934	28	21	3	4
1248	If this doesn't work, we may have to try exercise.	1.3929	0.11885	28	19	7	2
1249	New weight loss program?	1.3929	0.10714	28	18	9	1
1250	Ok lets retrace our steps-when was the last time you used the key?	1.3929	0.12950	28	20	5	3
1251	Mom's still got Dad on a diet?	1.3929	0.12950	28	20	5	3
1252	We're in good shape if he's in the refrigerator and not the dishwasher!"	1.3929	0.11885	28	19	7	2
1253	When he was installing the security system he kept saying “I’m gonna get medieval on your ass” I just thought that was an expression	1.3929	0.10714	28	18	9	1
1254	See? No need to call an exterminator.	1.3929	0.13934	28	21	3	4
1255	At least the liquor cabinet's unlocked.	1.3929	0.11885	28	19	7	2
1256	Obviously this must be what the air bnb ad meant when it said “does not include kitchen privileges	1.3929	0.11885	28	19	7	2
1257	At least we don’t have to do dishes	1.3929	0.09399	28	17	11	0
1258	Now that I'm seeing it, maybe I'll just label my yogurts instead.	1.3929	0.11885	28	19	7	2
1259	So that’s how you’ve been able to stay thin during quarantine	1.3929	0.11885	28	19	7	2
1260	So you think this will deter your stoner brother?	1.3929	0.13934	28	21	3	4
1261	I don’t recall seeing anything about this in the Airbnb agreement!	1.3929	0.09399	28	17	11	0
1262	We could always order a pizza"	1.3929	0.10714	28	18	9	1
1263	The toilet is broken. Mom says nothing in, nothing out.	1.3929	0.10714	28	18	9	1
1264	I think we are ready to list on Airbnb	1.3929	0.12950	28	20	5	3
1265	Well, she did say she was really serious about her diet this time.	1.3929	0.11885	28	19	7	2
1266	You know, we could just get takeout.	1.3929	0.10714	28	18	9	1
1267	Mom said we have to order takeout while she's away.	1.3929	0.10714	28	18	9	1
1268	When did you put all the toilet paper in the ‘fridge?	1.3929	0.12950	28	20	5	3
1269	I like it, but can we do them in stainless?	1.3929	0.12950	28	20	5	3
1270	It’s not the most friendly bed and breakfast, but it feels so good to be on vacation.	1.3929	0.11885	28	19	7	2
1271	Wouldn’t it be easier if we just insisted that Roger get his own apartment?	1.3929	0.12950	28	20	5	3
1272	If I’ve told the kids once, I’ve told them a hundred times . . . the cat doesn’t like to play “Escape Room”!	1.3929	0.11885	28	19	7	2
1273	Or we could count calories and steps	1.3929	0.13934	28	21	3	4
1274	I swear - I just need to check if the light's on.	1.3929	0.11885	28	19	7	2
1275	well, maybe it's a bit extreme but the diet plan says by any means necessary.	1.3929	0.11885	28	19	7	2
1276	This might have helped more at the beginning of the quarantine.	1.3929	0.12950	28	20	5	3
1277	No Zach...what I said was,"There is some Muenster in the fridge."	1.3929	0.13934	28	21	3	4
1278	Ahhhhh, starting a new diet are we?	1.3929	0.11885	28	19	7	2
1279	I lost three pounds.	1.3929	0.11885	28	19	7	2
1280	Now THIS should let us lose that COVID 15lbs...	1.3929	0.11885	28	19	7	2
1281	Look at the bright side - the chips hidden in the dishwasher are still accessible	1.3929	0.12950	28	20	5	3
1282	There’s too much cleanup required here. I prefer the model with the shark infested pool.	1.3929	0.11885	28	19	7	2
1283	It's the new Weight Watcher's Xtreme plan.	1.3929	0.11885	28	19	7	2
1284	It’s my tenant Roger, he’s very worried about food theft. Do you think he’ll be OK?	1.3929	0.10714	28	18	9	1
1285	If you didn't want to share the Ben & Jerry's all you had to do was ask.	1.3929	0.12950	28	20	5	3
1286	I think you're taking this diet too seriously	1.3929	0.09399	28	17	11	0
1287	OK. Take-out it is.	1.3929	0.11885	28	19	7	2
1288	Good thing the chocolate is still in the living room.	1.3929	0.12950	28	20	5	3
1289	I think you'll make it through the juice cleanse this time	1.3929	0.11885	28	19	7	2
1290	AirB&B only left us a key to the front door	1.3929	0.10714	28	18	9	1
1291	I still say taping up picture of a fat person is easier.	1.3929	0.11885	28	19	7	2
1292	Do you think we need more cheese?	1.3929	0.11885	28	19	7	2
1293	But do they bring us joy?	1.3929	0.12950	28	20	5	3
1294	I'm feeling very optimistic about this diet	1.3929	0.12950	28	20	5	3
1295	Not until we lose the quarantine 15.	1.3929	0.12950	28	20	5	3
1296	Wasn’t keto hard enough.	1.3929	0.11885	28	19	7	2
1297	My friends say this diet really works.	1.3929	0.10714	28	18	9	1
1298	The book said to childproof.	1.3929	0.12950	28	20	5	3
1299	After all that work, we should have a beer.	1.3929	0.12950	28	20	5	3
1300	It's the weight watchers new "metallic" plan for losing the "Quarantine 10".	1.3929	0.10714	28	18	9	1
1301	This is not what I meant by medieval design.	1.3929	0.11885	28	19	7	2
1302	Whose idea was it to give him that Houdini bio?	1.3929	0.13934	28	21	3	4
1303	Now, don't take this as a criticism of your cooking.	1.3929	0.11885	28	19	7	2
1304	What did you feed the sourdough starter?	1.3929	0.12950	28	20	5	3
1305	I guess she’s serious about not touching her key lime pie	1.3929	0.10714	28	18	9	1
1306	I agree... but don't you think we could have stayed with Paleo a little longer.	1.3929	0.10714	28	18	9	1
1307	It’s a last resort, but this diet plan could actually work.	1.3929	0.11885	28	19	7	2
1308	It’s my latest effort at maintaining my diet.	1.3929	0.12950	28	20	5	3
1309	Y'know, setting all that up really made me hungry...	1.3929	0.13934	28	21	3	4
1310	Mom is serious about that last box of Girl Scout cookies.	1.3929	0.11885	28	19	7	2
1311	You always over react when your brother visits.	1.3929	0.12950	28	20	5	3
1312	They say this diet makes it impossible to cheat.	1.3929	0.11885	28	19	7	2
1313	It gives a whole new meaning to the midnight snack.	1.3929	0.10714	28	18	9	1
1314	Yeah, let's eat out.	1.3929	0.12950	28	20	5	3
1315	I know it is my turn. Do you want Cookies and Cream or Rocky Road?	1.3929	0.12950	28	20	5	3
1316	That explains the hostile emojis.	1.3929	0.11885	28	19	7	2
1317	Mushrooms or pepperoni?	1.3929	0.12950	28	20	5	3
1318	... it just says avoid snacking..	1.3913	0.15061	23	17	3	3
1319	That should keep the gluten out	1.3913	0.15061	23	17	3	3
1320	The agent said this house was owned by a super model.	1.3889	0.14323	18	12	5	1
1321	It beats disinfecting the groceries.	1.3871	0.10029	31	20	10	1
1322	I said I didn’t want the Houdini design	1.3871	0.11050	31	21	8	2
1323	The kids will get through this in a matter of minutes	1.3871	0.11050	31	21	8	2
1324	I know what’s missing....the snakes!!!!	1.3871	0.10029	31	20	10	1
1325	It may seem ridiculous, but not a single bear has broken in since I set it up.	1.3871	0.12849	31	23	4	4
1326	Looks great honey, but where will we put the land mines?	1.3871	0.11050	31	21	8	2
1327	It’s the only way... I’ve already eaten twice my weight and it’s only noon	1.3871	0.12849	31	23	4	4
1328	Seems safe...	1.3871	0.11050	31	21	8	2
1329	And you’re sure the light inside turns off by itself?	1.3871	0.11983	31	22	6	3
1330	Next time maybe we just shouldn’t buy a pie.	1.3871	0.12849	31	23	4	4
1331	Diet Apps are good, but nothing beats offline techniques Mary	1.3871	0.11050	31	21	8	2
1332	Do you think mom and dad know about the party?	1.3871	0.11983	31	22	6	3
1333	It seemed easier than counting calories	1.3871	0.10029	31	20	10	1
1334	Where CrossFit meets Keto.	1.3871	0.11983	31	22	6	3
1335	At least we'll know where the children are.	1.3871	0.11050	31	21	8	2
1336	When Mom's on a diet everybody's on a diet.	1.3871	0.12849	31	23	4	4
1337	... you go first, you have the keys.	1.3871	0.11050	31	21	8	2
1338	this has been quite the "corona-lockdown"	1.3871	0.10029	31	20	10	1
1339	I told you fad diets were a trap.	1.3871	0.11050	31	21	8	2
1340	I hid the sourdough starter in the bathroom.	1.3871	0.10029	31	20	10	1
1341	At least there’s no carb counting.	1.3871	0.11050	31	21	8	2
1342	I knew Whiskers would not be happy about being put on dry food but I never expected this!	1.3871	0.11983	31	22	6	3
1343	My new 20 day challenge	1.3871	0.10029	31	20	10	1
1344	And I’m locked out of my phone.	1.3871	0.10029	31	20	10	1
1345	I think the kids are telling us they’d rather have takeout for a change.	1.3871	0.11983	31	22	6	3
1346	Just think of all the time you'll save not doing the dishes.	1.3871	0.11050	31	21	8	2
1347	I still think it's safer to cook at home	1.3871	0.11050	31	21	8	2
1348	It's a test to see if you're smarter than a laboratory rat.	1.3871	0.11983	31	22	6	3
1349	I agree. We order in tonight.	1.3871	0.11050	31	21	8	2
1350	You know what, honey? I was thinking...maybe tonight, we should just order in...	1.3871	0.10029	31	20	10	1
1351	Well, my nutritionist told me that calorie restriction is more effective than cardio."	1.3871	0.10029	31	20	10	1
1352	Maybe we should order out tonight.	1.3871	0.10029	31	20	10	1
1353	The Oreos are in the night stand.	1.3871	0.11983	31	22	6	3
1354	Adding the moat would require a change order...	1.3871	0.11050	31	21	8	2
1355	Should we add a firewall?	1.3871	0.11050	31	21	8	2
1356	I wonder if they can hear us.	1.3871	0.11050	31	21	8	2
1357	We're not bears, so I think we're good.	1.3871	0.11983	31	22	6	3
1358	Should we order in?	1.3846	0.11200	26	17	8	1
1359	After you	1.3846	0.13674	26	19	4	3
1360	I know you wanted to lose the quarantine 15, but this seems a little over the top	1.3846	0.11200	26	17	8	1
1361	The mice... they’re getting bigger...	1.3846	0.11200	26	17	8	1
1362	Maybe we just should have suggested Weight Watchers.	1.3846	0.11200	26	17	8	1
1363	Babe I meant a sex dungeon	1.3846	0.11200	26	17	8	1
1364	I can finally feel safe in the kitchen	1.3846	0.12499	26	18	6	2
1365	I’m not sure this is what the hunter gatherer diet is supposed to be like...	1.3846	0.12499	26	18	6	2
1366	I forgot about the sleepwalking....this might not work out.	1.3846	0.11200	26	17	8	1
1367	Do we really have to do this every time my Uncle Yogi comes over for dinner?	1.3846	0.12499	26	18	6	2
1368	I want you to feel at home, okay? Help yourself to anything you like. .	1.3846	0.10138	39	27	9	3
1369	Not what they meant by lock down.	1.3846	0.13674	26	19	4	3
1370	Or, we could find a new babysitter.	1.3846	0.12499	26	18	6	2
1371	Did we check to see if the milk was bad?	1.3846	0.11200	26	17	8	1
1372	Honey, if the plumber wants a snack while he's working, let him have one.	1.3846	0.11200	26	17	8	1
1373	It looks too austere. Do the traps come in antique brass?	1.3846	0.12499	26	18	6	2
1374	ALL diets are torture.	1.3846	0.11200	26	17	8	1
1375	I heard it worked for Oprah	1.3846	0.11200	26	17	8	1
1376	I signed us up for Weight Watchers Plus	1.3846	0.12499	26	18	6	2
1377	I believe it’s your turn to get the milk out.	1.3846	0.12499	26	18	6	2
1378	He is a growing teen.Think this'll slow him down?	1.3846	0.12499	26	18	6	2
1379	Which diet is this?	1.3846	0.13674	26	19	4	3
1380	I feel like we're missing something.	1.3846	0.12499	26	18	6	2
1381	The food tastes much better now that we have to work for it	1.3846	0.12499	26	18	6	2
1382	It’s a really strict diet.	1.3846	0.13674	26	19	4	3
1383	This diet will work!	1.3846	0.11200	26	17	8	1
1384	We could get takeout...	1.3846	0.11200	26	17	8	1
1385	Don't you think it would be easier to lock up the scale?	1.3846	0.12499	26	18	6	2
1386	I guess we're ordering in.	1.3846	0.09730	26	16	10	0
1387	Well, it's this or Peloton.	1.3846	0.11200	26	17	8	1
1388	I've changed my mind. Let's go out.	1.3846	0.12499	26	18	6	2
1389	Wait, where's the dog?	1.3846	0.12499	26	18	6	2
1390	I hope he's not too hungry!	1.3846	0.13674	26	19	4	3
1391	No, I don't think the last Airbnb guest got a five-star rating	1.3846	0.14756	26	20	2	4
1392	I don’t think the salted caramel ice cream is worth it”	1.3846	0.09730	26	16	10	0
1393	Makes you want it more, doesn't it?	1.3846	0.11200	26	17	8	1
1394	So far it’s been a relatively painless diet.	1.3846	0.12499	26	18	6	2
1395	I’m on the extreme elimination diet.	1.3846	0.11200	26	17	8	1
1396	I don't think we'll be doing air bnb again soon	1.3846	0.11200	26	17	8	1
1397	You call this portion control?	1.3846	0.12499	26	18	6	2
1398	On the other hand, we could just eat less	1.3846	0.11200	26	17	8	1
1399	Good thing we have another one in the cellar, isn't it ??	1.3846	0.09730	26	16	10	0
1400	For some reason, this just makes me hungrier.	1.3846	0.12499	26	18	6	2
1401	Mom has some food issues.	1.3846	0.13674	26	19	4	3
1402	Does this mean you'd like to eat out tonight?	1.3846	0.12499	26	18	6	2
1403	That’ll keep the refridgerator from running.	1.3846	0.12499	26	18	6	2
1404	Also, mom did suggest that we go live with dad for a while	1.3846	0.13674	26	19	4	3
1405	What have we forgotten?	1.3846	0.11200	26	17	8	1
1406	It’s less stigmatizing than gastric bypass.	1.3846	0.12499	26	18	6	2
1407	OK, I think we’re done baby proofing the kitchen.	1.3846	0.11200	26	17	8	1
1408	Whatever you do, don't go into the bathroom	1.3824	0.11182	34	24	7	3
1409	OK you win. Let's order delivery.	1.3824	0.11182	34	24	7	3
1410	And the Neo-Gothic really makes the kitchen pop.	1.3824	0.11953	34	25	5	4
1411	Well, I’ve finally gotten to my goal weight, but I’m afraid I’ve forgotten where I put the keys.	1.3824	0.10354	34	23	9	2
1412	Sure it looks fool proof, but they're teenaged boys. Trust me. They'll find a way.	1.3810	0.14600	21	15	4	2
1413	So you’re sure you saw a COVID particle in there?	1.3793	0.11547	29	20	7	2
1414	So, I started a new diet.	1.3793	0.13513	29	22	3	4
1415	OK, so your insulin was still in there. My bad.	1.3793	0.11547	29	20	7	2
1416	I mean technically it IS a work-from-home related expense...	1.3793	0.12569	29	21	5	3
1417	I’m trying this new diet.	1.3793	0.11547	29	20	7	2
1418	You could have just said you wanted to eat out tonight.	1.3793	0.10427	29	19	9	1
1419	Your faith in me is disappointing	1.3793	0.11547	29	20	7	2
1420	Are you sure they are licensed nutritionists?	1.3793	0.11547	29	20	7	2
1421	Does this spark joy for you? Personally I’m feeling hungry.	1.3793	0.12569	29	21	5	3
1422	Is this the 'food security' they were talking about?	1.3793	0.11547	29	20	7	2
1423	So.. What do you like to eat?	1.3793	0.10427	29	19	9	1
1424	I’m using a new diet app called DOOM.	1.3793	0.13513	29	22	3	4
1425	I think you put a little too much die in diet, honey	1.3793	0.11547	29	20	7	2
1426	Now, how do we keep them from changing the thermostat?	1.3793	0.09170	29	18	11	0
1427	Commenting on your Mom's weight is always a mistake.	1.3793	0.12569	29	21	5	3
1428	Airbnb has really increased their security measures since the reopening	1.3793	0.11547	29	20	7	2
1429	Dad's on a diet again.	1.3793	0.11547	29	20	7	2
1430	It's a start, but now we have to tie up the Uber Eats guy.	1.3793	0.12569	29	21	5	3
1431	This isn't what I meant by 'stainless steel fixtures.'	1.3793	0.12569	29	21	5	3
1432	Which diet book did this idea come from?	1.3793	0.11547	29	20	7	2
1433	Wow that’s how extreme it got back in 2020.	1.3793	0.11547	29	20	7	2
1434	Maybe all day nursery school would be a better option.	1.3793	0.10427	29	19	9	1
1435	But did you lock the window?	1.3793	0.11547	29	20	7	2
1436	I heard him say her crème brûlée was to die for.	1.3793	0.11547	29	20	7	2
1437	But I sorta like your lockdown tummy.	1.3793	0.10427	29	19	9	1
1438	It's not for my diet. I'm tired of you stealing my chocolate.	1.3793	0.11547	29	20	7	2
1439	I guess the kitchen's done with our quarantine cooking.	1.3793	0.13513	29	22	3	4
1440	Where did Mom say she hid the key?	1.3793	0.11547	29	20	7	2
1441	Looks like a trap to me too.	1.3793	0.11547	29	20	7	2
1442	I told you to put the money in a safe place....	1.3793	0.12569	29	21	5	3
1443	I think the real trap would be a 30-year mortgage	1.3793	0.12569	29	21	5	3
1444	Are carbs really that deadly?	1.3793	0.12569	29	21	5	3
1445	Dad's taken 'homeland security' to a new level.	1.3793	0.12569	29	21	5	3
1446	All she had to do was to write her name on the ham sandwich	1.3793	0.10427	29	19	9	1
1447	Seriously, Todd, who “forgets” to plug the fridge back in?	1.3793	0.11547	29	20	7	2
1448	I guess the refrigerator repairman was serious when he told us that we owed him money.	1.3793	0.12569	29	21	5	3
1449	It IS good cheesecake......	1.3793	0.11547	29	20	7	2
1450	It really puts the ‘die’ in diet.	1.3793	0.11547	29	20	7	2
1451	So far I've lost ten pounds and my right hand	1.3793	0.12569	29	21	5	3
1452	How good are you at breaking and entering?	1.3793	0.12569	29	21	5	3
1453	Or we could just go grocery shopping.	1.3793	0.11547	29	20	7	2
1454	So I guess we'll get takeout?	1.3793	0.11547	29	20	7	2
1455	So, what exactly did the refrigerator say to you?	1.3793	0.11547	29	20	7	2
1456	They're all distractions. I 'd check out the microwave and dishwasher.	1.3793	0.11547	29	20	7	2
1457	Think the kitchen is closed?	1.3793	0.10427	29	19	9	1
1458	I read somewhere that these were the original coronavirus spikes.	1.3793	0.11547	29	20	7	2
1459	So, we are really only going to eat what we kill?	1.3793	0.11547	29	20	7	2
1460	Anything else we can do? I don't think it's enough to stop me.	1.3793	0.11547	29	20	7	2
1461	It should work until she is 2, by 3 we'll need a new defence.	1.3793	0.12569	29	21	5	3
1462	one of these will cure your sleepwalking	1.3793	0.12569	29	21	5	3
1463	Your foster mom sucks	1.3793	0.11547	29	20	7	2
1464	Y'know, this new diet plan of yours just might work.	1.3793	0.11547	29	20	7	2
1465	This might give your brother the message, but you know how stubborn he can be	1.3793	0.11547	29	20	7	2
1466	Something tells me this might be a trap.	1.3793	0.12569	29	21	5	3
1467	It doesn't feel welcoming.	1.3793	0.11547	29	20	7	2
1468	Maybe we should just try to find a new babysitter.	1.3793	0.13513	29	22	3	4
1469	I don’t know if it’s enough. He’s a teenager.	1.3793	0.11547	29	20	7	2
1470	It’s called the “kitchen escape room, diet.”	1.3793	0.11547	29	20	7	2
1471	My mom really values leftovers	1.3793	0.11547	29	20	7	2
1472	This might be overkill, but we have to lose the quarantine weight somehow!	1.3750	0.11753	24	16	7	1
1473	I didn‘t expect intermittent fasting to include 6 hours of locking up and 6 hours of unlocking!	1.3750	0.13205	24	17	5	2
1474	Let the hunger games begin	1.3750	0.13205	24	17	5	2
1475	It did say "BDSM friendly" in the ad...	1.3750	0.10095	24	15	9	0
1476	My phone did the same thing to me earlier	1.3750	0.11753	24	16	7	1
1477	They say this helps with fasting.	1.3750	0.10095	24	15	9	0
1478	The easy part's done. All we gotta do is manage to block delivery somehow	1.3750	0.14512	24	18	3	3
1479	you know what, water's just fine	1.3750	0.10767	32	22	8	2
1480	Our refrigerator is onto BDSM	1.3750	0.13205	24	17	5	2
1481	Dieting is so 2019	1.3750	0.13205	24	17	5	2
1482	Well this is one way to stick to your diet	1.3750	0.11753	24	16	7	1
1483	I still see ants	1.3750	0.14512	24	18	3	3
1484	He'll just send Secret Service until the path is clear.	1.3750	0.14512	24	18	3	3
1485	You sure all this will stop the rats?	1.3750	0.13205	24	17	5	2
1486	The shelter-in-place escape room is great fun if you can get past the irony.	1.3750	0.10095	24	15	9	0
1487	Your new personal trainer lacks boundaries.	1.3750	0.14512	24	18	3	3
1488	Happy hunger games, and may the odds be ever in your favor.	1.3750	0.10095	24	15	9	0
1489	Killer diet you’ve got there, honey	1.3750	0.11753	24	16	7	1
1490	Or... Or.. how about just willpower??	1.3750	0.11753	24	16	7	1
1491	I'm saving the leftover pizza for tomorrow.	1.3750	0.13205	24	17	5	2
1492	Well you said, ‘Get that lemon meringue pie away from me—it’s dangerous!’	1.3750	0.13205	24	17	5	2
1493	I guess that's what mom meant when she said we'd have to figure out dinner for ourselves.	1.3750	0.13205	24	17	5	2
1494	All set. You want a beer?	1.3750	0.11753	24	16	7	1
1495	Do you think it’ll work?	1.3750	0.13205	24	17	5	2
1496	I haven’t had to do this since freshman year of college	1.3750	0.13205	24	17	5	2
1497	And that’s how we get rid of the quarantine 15!	1.3750	0.13205	24	17	5	2
1498	‘You’re not hungry - and this should take care of the boredom”	1.3750	0.14512	24	18	3	3
1499	Now for the wifi router.	1.3750	0.14512	24	18	3	3
1500	Quarantine diet	1.3750	0.11753	24	16	7	1
1501	Now it’ll be easier for us to remember to wash our hands first	1.3750	0.14512	24	18	3	3
1502	It's doable. I've seen Mission: Impossible	1.3750	0.11753	24	16	7	1
1503	So hows your lockdown diet going?	1.3750	0.13205	24	17	5	2
1504	So how many kilos you think we’ll loose?	1.3750	0.14512	24	18	3	3
1505	Seems adequate for now. But to be on the safe side, let's toss the bong.	1.3750	0.15711	24	19	1	4
1506	The hardest part of intermittent fasting is resetting the traps every night.	1.3750	0.11753	24	16	7	1
1507	It still looks too easy.	1.3750	0.10095	24	15	9	0
1508	Maybe just not buy ice cream next time.	1.3750	0.10095	24	15	9	0
1509	So, today is THAT Monday.	1.3750	0.13205	24	17	5	2
1510	Well Joan, it’s actually empty, but now I want to open that door more than anything else in this world.	1.3750	0.11753	24	16	7	1
1511	Dang, I forgot the mustard!	1.3750	0.14512	24	18	3	3
1512	Maybe we should just try talking to him.	1.3750	0.11753	24	16	7	1
1513	I wasn't expecting this when the ad said killer kitchen.	1.3750	0.11753	24	16	7	1
1514	Hmm...I think something with a 2 step authentication would be better.	1.3750	0.14512	24	18	3	3
1515	I see the dieting kit from Medieval Weekly arrived.	1.3750	0.14512	24	18	3	3
1516	They say most accidents happen in the kitchen.	1.3750	0.13205	24	17	5	2
1517	Yes, I am on a fairly strict diet.	1.3750	0.13205	24	17	5	2
1518	I still can't figure out how Spalding ate the leftover pizza.	1.3750	0.13205	24	17	5	2
1519	Wouldn't it be easier just to start eating salads?	1.3750	0.10767	32	22	8	2
1520	Let's go out - it's safer.	1.3750	0.11666	32	23	6	3
1521	Is the "no keyto" diet.	1.3750	0.14512	24	18	3	3
1522	I can’t help but think it’s a little much, even for rats.	1.3750	0.10095	24	15	9	0
1523	Now think, when did you last have the key?	1.3750	0.13205	24	17	5	2
1524	Well, what Would You do for a Klondike bar?!	1.3750	0.13205	24	17	5	2
1525	How many weeks ago did the magician from your son's birthday party lock himself in there?	1.3750	0.13205	24	17	5	2
1526	It took 7 hours to construct. How many minutes do you think it will take us to get to the Ben & Jerry's?	1.3750	0.11753	24	16	7	1
1527	I think you're taking this diet a tad too seriously.	1.3750	0.13205	24	17	5	2
1528	Christo's home life was a lot darker than I would have expected.	1.3750	0.10095	24	15	9	0
1529	No, this wasn't in the intermittent fasting book, per se.	1.3750	0.14512	24	18	3	3
1530	Let’s go out.	1.3750	0.14512	24	18	3	3
1531	It’s either this or stop taking the Ambien at night	1.3750	0.13205	24	17	5	2
1532	Maybe we should just order in tonight.	1.3750	0.11753	24	16	7	1
1533	I’m not so sure about Jenny Craig’s new program.	1.3750	0.11753	24	16	7	1
1534	Did we consider just not buying junk food in the first place?	1.3750	0.11753	24	16	7	1
1535	Apparently, this new diet gets fast results.	1.3750	0.13205	24	17	5	2
1536	Cheat day is getting tougher	1.3750	0.11753	24	16	7	1
1537	You're overthinking. Just yank the rope.	1.3750	0.11753	24	16	7	1
1538	This should stop the night munchies	1.3750	0.13205	24	17	5	2
1539	So, I guess now that we're trying the Houdini Diet?	1.3750	0.13205	24	17	5	2
1540	Maybe we should just not buy anything with carbs.	1.3750	0.13205	24	17	5	2
1541	It's called ,The Houdini Diet." Locks and bagels.	1.3750	0.13205	24	17	5	2
1542	Wow, Mom’s really tired of your midnight raids.	1.3750	0.11753	24	16	7	1
1543	I'm only allowed to eat what escapes from the food chains.	1.3750	0.13205	24	17	5	2
1544	You’re right, it does look like the break room at work.	1.3750	0.10767	32	22	8	2
1545	First one to pop open the beer wins.	1.3750	0.13205	24	17	5	2
1546	Was it you or I who forgot we can still order in by phone	1.3750	0.11753	24	16	7	1
1547	I thought we had full access in this AirBnb!	1.3750	0.13205	24	17	5	2
1548	The realtor said we should consider re-doing the kitchen if we're planning to flip the place.	1.3750	0.09786	32	21	10	1
1549	So this is where Donald Trump keeps his tax returns?	1.3750	0.14512	24	18	3	3
1550	He’s a teenaged boy. He’ll find a way.	1.3750	0.13205	24	17	5	2
1551	It's not a diet,it's a life plan.	1.3750	0.11753	24	16	7	1
1552	WW hasn’t been the same since Oprah got involved.	1.3750	0.13205	24	17	5	2
1553	It’s part of my Houdini diet plan.	1.3750	0.13205	24	17	5	2
1554	She's obviously on the Houdini diet.	1.3750	0.11753	24	16	7	1
1555	It satisfies my cravings for both food and masochism.	1.3750	0.10095	24	15	9	0
1556	Rodents of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist.	1.3750	0.14512	24	18	3	3
1557	OK. Are you ready for that joint now?	1.3750	0.13205	24	17	5	2
1558	Looks like we are eating out again tonight.	1.3750	0.11753	24	16	7	1
1559	You're right: dinner's not gonna make itself.	1.3750	0.14512	24	18	3	3
1560	OK, this "Houdini diet" thing has officially gone too far!	1.3750	0.11666	32	23	6	3
1561	so you ARE serious about takeout?	1.3750	0.13205	24	17	5	2
1562	I like the overall theme. I just think handcuffs for the pull on the blinds would have tied it together better.	1.3750	0.10095	24	15	9	0
1563	This new diet is killing me.	1.3750	0.13205	24	17	5	2
1564	My girlfriend said this diet did wonders for her. I don’t know. What do you think?	1.3750	0.10095	24	15	9	0
1565	My diet's going very well, thank you.	1.3750	0.13205	24	17	5	2
1566	I know your brother likes to snack when he visits, but this seems extreme to me.	1.3750	0.13205	24	17	5	2
1567	Great. Now let's work on the sweatpants drawer.	1.3750	0.10095	24	15	9	0
1568	Now let's test it.	1.3750	0.14512	24	18	3	3
1569	Only ten pounds to go.	1.3750	0.11753	24	16	7	1
1570	I'm sure this will work but would it be easier to just do Weight Watchers?	1.3750	0.11753	24	16	7	1
1571	Not to be alarmist, but this new diet feels like a trap.	1.3750	0.11753	24	16	7	1
1572	That Air BnB host did seem a little creepy, didn't he?	1.3750	0.14512	24	18	3	3
1573	It all started when I put my name on her yogurt by accident.	1.3750	0.10767	32	22	8	2
1574	Do you think your parents are trying to tell you something?	1.3750	0.10095	24	15	9	0
1575	The previous owner had some self-control issues."	1.3750	0.11753	24	16	7	1
1576	Steel chain, no gain.	1.3750	0.10095	24	15	9	0
1577	I've lost 5 pounds just looking at it.	1.3750	0.11753	24	16	7	1
1578	Just how badly do you want a home cooked meal?	1.3750	0.13205	24	17	5	2
1579	Are we sure this is the best way to save on groceries during the summer? I feel like the kids won't be deterred.	1.3750	0.11666	32	23	6	3
1580	All this work made me hungry. Pizza?	1.3750	0.13205	24	17	5	2
1581	I see your mom's trying a new diet.	1.3750	0.13205	24	17	5	2
1582	Perhaps we should raid the fridge at your house instead	1.3750	0.10095	24	15	9	0
1583	I'm on this killer diet!	1.3750	0.11753	24	16	7	1
1584	Channeling Houdini	1.3750	0.13205	24	17	5	2
1585	It seemed less complicated than the point system.	1.3750	0.11753	24	16	7	1
1586	I thought we agreed to use the guest room as the dungeon."	1.3750	0.13205	24	17	5	2
1587	Looks like my roommate is being a dick about the kitchen situation...	1.3750	0.13205	24	17	5	2
1588	Then he fired the nutritionist and hired a blacksmith...	1.3750	0.12500	32	24	4	4
1589	She really doesn’t want anyone touching her sourdough starter.	1.3714	0.10113	35	24	9	2
1590	Alexa, call Dominos	1.3714	0.10913	35	25	7	3
1591	I'm beginning to second-guess our decision to go with a subscription-based kitchen.	1.3714	0.11657	35	26	5	4
1592	We'll either catch three little ones or one big one with three legs.	1.3714	0.10913	35	25	7	3
1593	...and then when he gets in: Empty! Everything we eat is delivered.	1.3714	0.10913	35	25	7	3
1594	Well at least we can still wash our hands	1.3704	0.12111	27	19	6	2
1595	Mhmm so take out?	1.3704	0.13235	27	20	4	3
1596	Please Mistress... I just want a bottled water 💦	1.3704	0.12111	27	19	6	2
1597	Mom’s diet seems to be going well.	1.3704	0.12111	27	19	6	2
1598	All you had to do was write your name on what was yours	1.3704	0.10871	27	18	8	1
1599	Well, they did ask us to capture the essence of the outdoors in their new kitchen space.	1.3704	0.12111	27	19	6	2
1600	Think we can still rent it on Airbnb?	1.3704	0.12111	27	19	6	2
1601	It's not like we cook anyways...	1.3704	0.10871	27	18	8	1
1602	Wouldn’t it be easier to just ask the kids to help pay for their portion of the grocery bill?	1.3704	0.13235	27	20	4	3
1603	It’s open to interpretation.	1.3704	0.12111	27	19	6	2
1604	All this, and yet I forgot to delete my Uber Eats app	1.3704	0.10871	27	18	8	1
1605	I wonder if they’ll get the hint...	1.3704	0.10871	27	18	8	1
1606	Joey did say he doesn’t share food...	1.3704	0.12111	27	19	6	2
1607	so, what are we having for lunch?	1.3704	0.12111	27	19	6	2
1608	And you’re sure the sleepwalking is under control.	1.3704	0.10871	27	18	8	1
1609	Plenty of counter space though.	1.3704	0.12111	27	19	6	2
1610	So, no lasagna....	1.3704	0.13235	27	20	4	3
1611	Where did you say you found this diet?	1.3704	0.12111	27	19	6	2
1612	I think it’s a message from your trainer	1.3704	0.10871	27	18	8	1
1613	I think freezing her credit card was not enough.	1.3704	0.12111	27	19	6	2
1614	Maybe we should have just done keto.	1.3704	0.10871	27	18	8	1
1615	This is not what I meant when I said, "Don't let me have carbs today."	1.3704	0.10871	27	18	8	1
1616	Call Dominos.	1.3704	0.10871	27	18	8	1
1617	When Mom said, "You're not touching that cake" I guess she really meant it.	1.3704	0.10871	27	18	8	1
1618	I see your lockdown diet is going well.	1.3704	0.10871	27	18	8	1
1619	It’s ok. I’m fine with takeout.	1.3704	0.12111	27	19	6	2
1620	Uber Eats and Grubhub are getting so aggressive.	1.3704	0.10871	27	18	8	1
1621	Either we've set up the perfect foil for our lack of self-control, or there's a darker side to intimacy that we need to explore."	1.3704	0.12111	27	19	6	2
1622	Don't like it either - with three teenage boys, we have no other option.	1.3704	0.12111	27	19	6	2
1623	So, I guess Mom is saying, "No more snacks."	1.3704	0.12111	27	19	6	2
1624	After trying paleo I decided to skip ahead to the Iron Age	1.3704	0.12111	27	19	6	2
1625	Or we could simply ask them to bring their own food.	1.3704	0.12111	27	19	6	2
1626	There has to be a better way to keep the kids from playing hide 'n seek in the fridge."	1.3704	0.12111	27	19	6	2
1627	The flow's still not right.	1.3704	0.10871	27	18	8	1
1628	I'm beginning to suspect our new flatmate isn't into food sharing.	1.3704	0.13235	27	20	4	3
1629	Well, you've tried everything else	1.3704	0.12111	27	19	6	2
1630	I think it's going to be a very, very late lunch...	1.3704	0.09471	27	17	10	0
1631	Why don’t we just order in again?	1.3704	0.13235	27	20	4	3
1632	Is this your answer to "do these pants make me look fat?"	1.3704	0.09471	27	17	10	0
1633	The oranges were shipped from Florida.	1.3704	0.12111	27	19	6	2
1634	On the one hand, we could die, but on the other... Pudding!	1.3704	0.13235	27	20	4	3
1635	I think your parents want you to start feeding yourself.	1.3704	0.13235	27	20	4	3
1636	Can we just cut bait and run?	1.3704	0.13235	27	20	4	3
1637	It's OK, I know a guy.	1.3704	0.12111	27	19	6	2
1638	I guess mom’s not cooking today.	1.3704	0.10871	27	18	8	1
1639	I'm pretty sure I said ant traps.	1.3704	0.12111	27	19	6	2
1640	Since I moved back, my parents have gotten, like, super weird.	1.3704	0.13235	27	20	4	3
1641	That reminds me ... isn't your sister coming over this weekend?	1.3704	0.09471	27	17	10	0
1642	I wasn’t hungry anyway.	1.3704	0.12111	27	19	6	2
1643	Wouldn't it be easier to join Jenny Craig?	1.3704	0.12111	27	19	6	2
1644	This might be a trap!	1.3704	0.12111	27	19	6	2
1645	I guess it starts today.	1.3704	0.12111	27	19	6	2
1646	Please tell me you have the key to the locks.	1.3704	0.13235	27	20	4	3
1647	Maybe it's time to order in ...	1.3704	0.09471	27	17	10	0
1648	Still not convinced that'll stop a teenager.	1.3704	0.12111	27	19	6	2
1649	You're serious about this diet, aren't you.	1.3704	0.09471	27	17	10	0
1650	But what do we do with our cage-free eggs?	1.3704	0.12111	27	19	6	2
1651	Looks like Jarred brought home the fancy goat cheese.	1.3704	0.13235	27	20	4	3
1652	You'ed think he wouldn't notice a missing apple.	1.3704	0.12111	27	19	6	2
1653	Pretty strict diet, huh babe?	1.3704	0.13235	27	20	4	3
1654	I don’t know. Chip and Joanna are using more polished steel in their kitchens.	1.3704	0.10871	27	18	8	1
1655	Are we sure this will fix my sleepwalking?	1.3704	0.12111	27	19	6	2
1656	What was it that Mom said, exactly?	1.3704	0.13235	27	20	4	3
1657	No thanks. I ate before I got here.	1.3704	0.14271	27	21	2	4
1658	In case you haven’t noticed, I’m on a diet.	1.3704	0.09471	27	17	10	0
1659	Is it fair to Granny though? I mean, her vision, right?	1.3704	0.10871	27	18	8	1
1660	Another excessive response to dieting.	1.3704	0.12111	27	19	6	2
1661	That takes care of our toilet paper shortage.	1.3704	0.13235	27	20	4	3
1662	All I'm saying we tried the same thing at work, and food still got stolen.	1.3704	0.13235	27	20	4	3
1663	What's our safe word?	1.3684	0.11370	19	12	7	0
1664	We still have to wait two more days before it's safe to eat the new groceries.	1.3684	0.15692	19	14	3	2
1665	I guess this means Mom's on another diet?	1.3684	0.15692	19	14	3	2
1666	How about we stop buying bacon instead	1.3667	0.11227	30	21	7	2
1667	I’m not sure this is what they meant by child locks.	1.3667	0.11227	30	21	7	2
1668	Does the ice maker still work?	1.3667	0.10152	30	20	9	1
1669	...or you could just wear a mask.	1.3667	0.11227	30	21	7	2
1670	Now which one of us hides the key?	1.3667	0.12208	30	22	5	3
1671	...and if he catches us with his food, we'll just say we didn't see any locks and stuff.	1.3667	0.12208	30	22	5	3
1672	I usually get takeout, it's so much easier than cooking at home.	1.3667	0.12208	30	22	5	3
1673	I dunno, I'm still thinking about that chocolate cake.	1.3667	0.10152	30	20	9	1
1674	Maybe the 5/2 would be simpler.	1.3667	0.12208	30	22	5	3
1675	Paleo diet? More like im-paleo diet."	1.3667	0.11227	30	21	7	2
1676	All those empty shelves at the grocery in March kinda freaked mom out.	1.3667	0.12208	30	22	5	3
1677	Think it's too much?	1.3667	0.10152	30	20	9	1
1678	I just think Weight Watchers is easier.	1.3667	0.10152	30	20	9	1
1679	Yeah, this should definitely increase my at-home work productivity.	1.3667	0.11227	30	21	7	2
1680	And you're certain the boxes said BABY proof?	1.3667	0.11227	30	21	7	2
1681	Don't kinkshame me, bitch.	1.3667	0.13116	30	23	3	4
1682	Think that will keep the cat out?	1.3667	0.10152	30	20	9	1
1683	We’re going to need a bigger nightlight.	1.3636	0.14028	22	16	4	2
1684	The diet starts today, honey.	1.3636	0.14028	22	16	4	2
1685	My roommate claims he only eats my food when he sleepwalks. This will wake him up.	1.3636	0.14028	22	16	4	2
1686	Just putting it on the top shelf wasn’t working anymore	1.3636	0.10497	22	14	8	0
1687	Should we do the living room next?	1.3636	0.14028	22	16	4	2
1688	Now we will catch that cookie monster!	1.3636	0.14028	22	16	4	2
1689	Our new diet plan.	1.3636	0.12389	22	15	6	1
1690	Cool. No more dishes!	1.3636	0.10497	22	14	8	0
1691	Dad’s taking his diet pretty seriously this time.	1.3636	0.12389	22	15	6	1
1692	We’ve been working on self control	1.3636	0.12389	22	15	6	1
1693	Phase 3, not bad	1.3636	0.14028	22	16	4	2
1694	Is this what you meant when you said gluten is dangerous?	1.3636	0.10497	22	14	8	0
1695	Yeaaah let’s get pizza	1.3636	0.14028	22	16	4	2
1696	I think I preferred her keto phase.	1.3636	0.12389	22	15	6	1
1697	But do they spark joy?	1.3636	0.12389	22	15	6	1
1698	Maybe we should have bought some groceries first	1.3636	0.15494	22	17	2	3
1699	You just had to take Dave's last beer...	1.3636	0.14028	22	16	4	2
1700	It’s called the Spanish Inquisition Diet.	1.3636	0.14028	22	16	4	2
1701	Ok,we agree,then. No more $600 Costco runs.	1.3636	0.15494	22	17	2	3
1702	Let's see Dad try to get my leftovers now.	1.3636	0.12389	22	15	6	1
1703	Wouldn't it be easier to just join Weight Watchers?	1.3636	0.14028	22	16	4	2
1704	Eat out?	1.3636	0.12389	22	15	6	1
1705	I can't believe what a restauranteur will do to get us to come back and eat inside again!	1.3636	0.14028	22	16	4	2
1706	I think we finally got the food under control.	1.3636	0.10497	22	14	8	0
1707	You want to order in tonight?	1.3636	0.14028	22	16	4	2
1708	I’m trying that new “Houdini Diet”...	1.3636	0.12389	22	15	6	1
1709	Today we start our diet for real.	1.3636	0.12389	22	15	6	1
1710	Do you think the ice cream will be able to break out, navigate the hazards, and find you in the bedroom?	1.3636	0.14028	22	16	4	2
1711	It's the Charles Addams diet.	1.3636	0.12389	22	15	6	1
1712	NOW will you do the dishes?	1.3636	0.14028	22	16	4	2
1713	It's my Zoom background for Weight Watchers.	1.3636	0.14028	22	16	4	2
1714	Is there any leftovers from the party in there?	1.3636	0.12389	22	15	6	1
1715	Hmm, you're right, I think a line of fire would really work right here	1.3636	0.12389	22	15	6	1
1716	Still haven't lost a single pound...	1.3636	0.09553	33	22	10	1
1717	...or you can just ask your roommate "can you please not drink my beer?".	1.3636	0.14028	22	16	4	2
1718	It's my PPE for the Covid 5.	1.3636	0.10497	22	14	8	0
1719	Maybe we should have just joined a gym.	1.3636	0.14028	22	16	4	2
1720	It always looks better than it tastes, anyway.	1.3636	0.10497	22	14	8	0
1721	I also rigged our phones to explode if we order takeout.	1.3636	0.12389	22	15	6	1
1722	I don't think we can do anything more to lose the Covid 15 (lbs)	1.3636	0.12389	22	15	6	1
1723	It could be a diet, or it could be a reality TV show.	1.3636	0.15494	22	17	2	3
1724	I know the bears are bad this year, but couldn’t we have just barred the windows?	1.3636	0.12389	22	15	6	1
1725	Take out is still looking pretty good.	1.3636	0.12389	22	15	6	1
1726	Oh man, the expiration date on the sour cream suddenly seems important.	1.3636	0.14028	22	16	4	2
1727	I specifically said, "A moat. Where is the moat?"	1.3636	0.15494	22	17	2	3
1728	I thought it was called the Houdini diet because the pounds just vanish.	1.3636	0.15494	22	17	2	3
1729	Yes, our son is a teenager. How did you guess?	1.3636	0.15494	22	17	2	3
1730	If this doesn't get your brotber to move out, then we will.	1.3636	0.14028	22	16	4	2
1731	I guess we should have paid the extra fee for kitchen privileges.	1.3636	0.14028	22	16	4	2
1732	It's only until my brother leaves.	1.3636	0.14028	22	16	4	2
1733	It's on the market as is.	1.3636	0.12389	22	15	6	1
1734	Are you sure the president said this would stop the coronavirus?	1.3636	0.14028	22	16	4	2
1735	So no more midnight snacks. Got it.	1.3636	0.10497	22	14	8	0
1736	There, now carbs will be the least of our worries.	1.3636	0.12389	22	15	6	1
1737	...OR we could just not buy the ice cream in the first place.	1.3636	0.12389	22	15	6	1
1738	Are you sure he has done an escape like this before?	1.3636	0.12389	22	15	6	1
1739	When they said the place was baby proofed, this isn't exactly what I had in mind.	1.3636	0.12389	22	15	6	1
1740	It still needs something...	1.3636	0.12389	22	15	6	1
1741	This should help us get rid of that COVID-19 pounds.	1.3636	0.14028	22	16	4	2
1742	Millie told me it's the first diet plan she's tried that really works.	1.3636	0.12389	22	15	6	1
1743	It's my mom's new BaitWatchers program.	1.3636	0.14028	22	16	4	2
1744	Unload the dishwasher”...I get it.	1.3636	0.14028	22	16	4	2
1745	Maybe we should have considered going keto first.	1.3636	0.14028	22	16	4	2
1746	I have gained weight during the shutdown, but this is extreme.	1.3636	0.12389	22	15	6	1
1747	We'll find out soon who is raiding the refrigerator at night.	1.3636	0.12389	22	15	6	1
1748	Damn, we really are bored.	1.3636	0.14028	22	16	4	2
1749	The previous tenant was on a very strict diet.	1.3636	0.10497	22	14	8	0
1750	It works great stopping Dad's snacking, it just gets a bit tricky at mealtime.	1.3636	0.12389	22	15	6	1
1751	You should see what she does with the TV remotes.	1.3636	0.10497	33	23	8	2
1752	I can’t understand how I still managed to gain two pounds this week.	1.3636	0.14028	22	16	4	2
1753	His nutritionist is also a blacksmith...	1.3636	0.15494	22	17	2	3
1754	I think we should go back to Keto; this new diet fad seems like overkill	1.3600	0.12754	25	18	5	2
1755	Well, the President said this is how you get rid of the corona virus	1.3600	0.12754	25	18	5	2
1756	Don't you think the Airbnb policies are getting a bit excessive these days?	1.3600	0.12754	25	18	5	2
1757	Having the kids home again has been different than I thought.	1.3600	0.12754	25	18	5	2
1758	I only ate ONE of his yogurts...	1.3600	0.11372	25	17	7	1
1759	It was this or self-hypnosis	1.3600	0.14000	25	19	3	3
1760	Is this what they meant by lockdown?	1.3600	0.12754	25	18	5	2
1761	Never did understand ikea furniture	1.3600	0.12754	25	18	5	2
1762	Ant season again, huh?	1.3600	0.12754	25	18	5	2
1763	You weren’t kidding when you said food costs an arm and a leg	1.3600	0.12754	25	18	5	2
1764	Wouldn't it have been easier to just wire his jaw shut?	1.3600	0.14000	25	19	3	3
1765	There's gotta be a trick to it.	1.3600	0.12754	25	18	5	2
1766	Does this place have wi-fi?	1.3600	0.12754	25	18	5	2
1767	Next time, let’s go to my place.	1.3600	0.14000	25	19	3	3
1768	Do you have an outside fridge?	1.3600	0.11372	25	17	7	1
1769	There will obviously be a night security guard as well	1.3600	0.11372	25	17	7	1
1770	All this to catch the Cookie Monster?	1.3600	0.12754	25	18	5	2
1771	I say we risk eating out.	1.3600	0.11372	25	17	7	1
1772	Maybe we should just wait for the vaccine.	1.3600	0.14000	25	19	3	3
1773	Clearly the homeowner has teenage boys.	1.3600	0.09798	25	16	9	0
1774	Your Klondike bars should be safe now!	1.3600	0.11372	25	17	7	1
1775	He's only four but he's very precocious	1.3600	0.12754	25	18	5	2
1776	I just wish the kitchen had more natural lighting.	1.3600	0.12754	25	18	5	2
1777	We should never have named the cat Houdini.	1.3600	0.12754	25	18	5	2
1778	So, there’s a chance that there’s ice cream in there?	1.3600	0.11372	25	17	7	1
1779	It’s a weight loss system that relies on negative reinforcement.	1.3600	0.11372	25	17	7	1
1780	I think I’ll be sticking to this diet	1.3600	0.14000	25	19	3	3
1781	I like my odds here over any restaurant.	1.3600	0.12754	25	18	5	2
1782	Yes, I WILL be a size two by our wedding day.	1.3600	0.12754	25	18	5	2
1783	Perfect, now that we’re safely away from the quinoa, kale and wheat germ, let’s order some pizza and wings.	1.3600	0.12754	25	18	5	2
1784	Is it that difficult to wait for the Jell-O to set?	1.3600	0.14000	25	19	3	3
1785	“Closing the back door could also keep out the bears.”	1.3600	0.11372	25	17	7	1
1786	Are you sure you're lactose intolerant?	1.3600	0.12754	25	18	5	2
1787	You could just try willpower.	1.3600	0.12754	25	18	5	2
1788	Are you sure it was Oprah?	1.3600	0.12754	25	18	5	2
1789	Don't you think we're taking this diet a bit too far?	1.3600	0.12754	25	18	5	2
1790	All this cause someone took your pudding cup.	1.3600	0.14000	25	19	3	3
1791	Ok here is your mid century modern kitchen—you guess the century—I’ll show you the bedrooms if you’d follow me.	1.3600	0.14000	25	19	3	3
1792	Remember when all we had to worry about was his rolling off the changing table?	1.3600	0.12754	25	18	5	2
1793	It'll go great with the new liquor cabinet.	1.3600	0.12754	25	18	5	2
1794	Should stop that midnight snacking.	1.3600	0.12754	25	18	5	2
1795	OK, I think we're ready. Go pick up the babysitter while I put the kids down.	1.3600	0.12754	25	18	5	2
1796	It didn’t work. Your friend Houdini just texted me from next door.	1.3600	0.12754	25	18	5	2
1797	This should work. I need a break after the last 9 1/2 weeks.	1.3600	0.12754	25	18	5	2
1798	My nutritionist did a home visit.	1.3600	0.14000	25	19	3	3
1799	The beauty of this kitchen is that the dishwasher is easy access	1.3600	0.14000	25	19	3	3
1800	How’s the diet going?	1.3600	0.12754	25	18	5	2
1801	It's the latest dining trend: 'harm to table.'	1.3600	0.09798	25	16	9	0
1802	The carbs will kill you.	1.3600	0.14000	25	19	3	3
1803	Good job. What say we go out for some ice cream	1.3600	0.12754	25	18	5	2
1804	Well ... my parents aren't thrilled that I'm moving back home.	1.3600	0.14000	25	19	3	3
1805	I don't think our new roommate wants us sharing his food.	1.3600	0.12754	25	18	5	2
1806	It looked bigger in the catalogue.	1.3600	0.12754	25	18	5	2
1807	Wouldn’t it be easier just not to buy ice cream in the first place?	1.3600	0.14000	25	19	3	3
1808	And you said this diet is completely safe, right?	1.3600	0.11372	25	17	7	1
1809	Wow! Mom must really be serious about this diet!	1.3600	0.12754	25	18	5	2
1810	And this is our kitchen. Try to ignore the mess... My roommate accidentally ordered her bridesmaid's dress in a European size.	1.3600	0.12754	25	18	5	2
1811	Maybe he's starting to take this keto diet a little too seriously.	1.3600	0.12754	25	18	5	2
1812	Wouldn’t you rather go out for dinner tonight?	1.3600	0.14000	25	19	3	3
1813	Now we’ll lose the weight for sure...	1.3600	0.11372	25	17	7	1
1814	I'm okay with the handcuffs, but this is no way!	1.3600	0.14000	25	19	3	3
1815	Okay, let's order pizza.	1.3600	0.09798	25	16	9	0
1816	This ought to stop the fridge from running”	1.3600	0.11372	25	17	7	1
1817	It was either this or assassinate Ben & Jerry.	1.3600	0.12754	25	18	5	2
1818	Yeah, I think my diet's going pretty well.	1.3600	0.12754	25	18	5	2
1819	So how much weight does your sister need to lose?	1.3600	0.09798	25	16	9	0
1820	Mom says the kitchen's closed.	1.3600	0.14000	25	19	3	3
1821	If you can grab the butter pecan in one motion I think you’ll narrowly avoid the bear traps.	1.3600	0.09798	25	16	9	0
1822	This diet is by far the most dangerous you've tried so far.	1.3600	0.12754	25	18	5	2
1823	Take out	1.3571	0.10559	28	19	8	1
1824	You're really gonna ask me to make you a sandwich?	1.3571	0.10559	28	19	8	1
1825	Maybe we should get take out.	1.3571	0.11745	28	20	6	2
1826	Food security for the Food Secure.	1.3571	0.12822	28	21	4	3
1827	You’re not in the office anymore honey, nobody is gonna steal your lunch	1.3571	0.11745	28	20	6	2
1828	Can we just go back to diet pills?	1.3571	0.12822	28	21	4	3
1829	I know it's a lockdown but damn!	1.3571	0.12822	28	21	4	3
1830	Besides loosing his excess weight, young Houdini was taught by his parents the craft that served him for a lifetime.	1.3571	0.11745	28	20	6	2
1831	It’s called intermittent fasting. We do this every Tuesday.	1.3571	0.10559	28	19	8	1
1832	The kids complained of boredom, so we told them to get creative...	1.3571	0.11745	28	20	6	2
1833	Ha! That's the last time Eric is stealing my Ben & Jerry's	1.3571	0.12822	28	21	4	3
1834	Say what you will, but this setup kept our toilet paper supply safe.	1.3571	0.12822	28	21	4	3
1835	Um, "who stole the cookies from the cookie jar" was only a rhetorical question.	1.3571	0.11745	28	20	6	2
1836	I'm thinking that new Carnivore Diet isn't what we thought we signed up for.	1.3571	0.10559	28	19	8	1
1837	You left the wine rack out of this...right?	1.3571	0.10559	28	19	8	1
1838	For the last time Larry, that’s not what they meant with lockdown.	1.3571	0.11745	28	20	6	2
1839	It seems that Dad has gotten serious about us not eating his leftover Chicken Parm.	1.3571	0.12822	28	21	4	3
1840	how much do you think the government will pay us for a real life cookie monster?	1.3571	0.11745	28	20	6	2
1841	What will we do with the kids once we've caught them?	1.3571	0.11745	28	20	6	2
1842	Soooo...stop drinking straight from the milk carton is what you’re suggesting?	1.3571	0.10559	28	19	8	1
1843	Okay, so we're food secure--now what?	1.3571	0.11745	28	20	6	2
1844	The push to reopen restaurants is entering a new phase.	1.3571	0.12822	28	21	4	3
1845	It may be a little overkill to lose a few pounds.	1.3571	0.09221	28	18	10	0
1846	It’s my new performance art piece. How do you like it?	1.3571	0.13815	28	22	2	4
1847	Impressive, but putting the keys inside the fridge was the real stroke of genius.	1.3571	0.10559	28	19	8	1
1848	Baby, sometimes it feels like moving in together...might be a trap	1.3571	0.12822	28	21	4	3
1849	So, this half of the apartment will be mine...	1.3571	0.11745	28	20	6	2
1850	Fasting is way easier than I thought it would be.	1.3571	0.11745	28	20	6	2
1851	But the kids love whack-a-mole!	1.3571	0.10559	28	19	8	1
1852	No, it’s actually the scars-dale diet.	1.3571	0.10559	28	19	8	1
1853	Primitive, yet elegant in its functionality	1.3571	0.12822	28	21	4	3
1854	It’s considered a post pandemic modern art era masterpiece.	1.3571	0.12822	28	21	4	3
1855	I miss the Atkins Diet.	1.3571	0.12822	28	21	4	3
1856	You pretty sure this is Phase 3 according to Weight Watchers?	1.3571	0.12822	28	21	4	3
1857	If I was a set of keys, where would I be?	1.3571	0.10559	28	19	8	1
1858	One more raccoon and we're outta here	1.3571	0.10559	28	19	8	1
1859	We should have made dinner first.	1.3571	0.12822	28	21	4	3
1860	I thought we'd have bagels and locks.	1.3571	0.09221	28	18	10	0
1861	If you really think you trapped the virus, you should at least get confirmation from Fauci.	1.3571	0.11745	28	20	6	2
1862	You think the kids have had it with sheltering in place	1.3571	0.10559	28	19	8	1
1863	See, I told you not to eat Dad's special yogurt."	1.3571	0.11745	28	20	6	2
1864	Do you think our son will get the hint and leave home?	1.3571	0.12822	28	21	4	3
1865	The pest control guy said we had what?	1.3571	0.12822	28	21	4	3
1866	... And we left the keys inside.	1.3571	0.12822	28	21	4	3
1867	We’re ready if PaPa Bear returns	1.3571	0.11745	28	20	6	2
1868	I appreciate you want to keep from snacking, but what are you going to do about dinner?	1.3571	0.11745	28	20	6	2
1869	Your mother was serious about not touching her brisket!	1.3571	0.10559	28	19	8	1
1870	Now can we have sex?	1.3571	0.12822	28	21	4	3
1871	So let me guess . . . you really want takeout.	1.3571	0.11745	28	20	6	2
1872	This feels like a "white people" problem.	1.3571	0.12822	28	21	4	3
1873	And this is all just to catch a mouse?	1.3571	0.12822	28	21	4	3
1874	Do you think it's easier to maybe just stop taking Ambien?	1.3571	0.11745	28	20	6	2
1875	You said the same thing about the new dishwasher.	1.3571	0.12822	28	21	4	3
1876	Who knew the cockroaches would go on the offensive?	1.3571	0.11745	28	20	6	2
1877	I've lost five pounds so far on the medieval diet plan	1.3571	0.11745	28	20	6	2
1878	I guess Mom thinks this will work better than a restraining order."	1.3571	0.12822	28	21	4	3
1879	Could we go back to counting calories?	1.3571	0.11745	28	20	6	2
1880	It's working. We've lost 63 pounds between us.	1.3571	0.11745	28	20	6	2
1881	Get in fast, grab the kale, grab the bacon, and you can name our next son after your father.	1.3571	0.11745	28	20	6	2
1882	They said they found a unique way to solve their mouse problem.	1.3571	0.10559	28	19	8	1
1883	Wait, did you say Impaleo Diet?	1.3571	0.11745	28	20	6	2
1884	Next time, we’ll just fill the fridge with fruits and vegetables.	1.3571	0.12822	28	21	4	3
1885	I guess it’s safe to invite the weight watcher group over	1.3571	0.10559	28	19	8	1
1886	I'm going to go ahead and guess that you took the last fudge pop.	1.3571	0.12822	28	21	4	3
1887	How does Goldilocks determine which trap is....Just Right....?	1.3571	0.12822	28	21	4	3
1888	Well that’s one way to stop a refrigerator from running	1.3571	0.13815	28	22	2	4
1889	Maybe now our kids won’t eat us out of house and home!	1.3571	0.10559	28	19	8	1
1890	This should keep us from eating our anxiety during lockdown.	1.3571	0.12822	28	21	4	3
1891	All the classic trappings of Stock Home Syndrome.”	1.3571	0.10559	28	19	8	1
1892	I bet there's nothing to eat here anyway.	1.3571	0.11745	28	20	6	2
1893	It's a closed kitchen concept.	1.3571	0.10559	28	19	8	1
1894	John, the twins are 8; it’ll take them less than 10 minutes to figure it out!	1.3571	0.12822	28	21	4	3
1895	Mom's never liked anyone else messing around in her kitchen.	1.3571	0.10559	28	19	8	1
1896	Okay, I'm fine with tap water for now.	1.3571	0.12822	28	21	4	3
1897	You're taking this diet too serious!	1.3571	0.11745	28	20	6	2
1898	This is the shared kitchen. Very safe - You'll notice the hand sanitizer by the sink.	1.3571	0.10559	28	19	8	1
1899	At least it isn't passive-aggressive	1.3571	0.11745	28	20	6	2
1900	‘you know this won’t stop me drinking before midday, you realise that right?’	1.3548	0.12741	31	24	3	4
1901	Wait until you see what’s in there.	1.3548	0.10923	31	22	7	2
1902	Maybe we shouldn't have told Timmy that we're the ones eating his ice cream...	1.3548	0.12741	31	24	3	4
1903	You typed "AirDnD," didn't you?	1.3548	0.11867	31	23	5	3
1904	So I read about this diet in North Korea Today ...	1.3548	0.10923	31	22	7	2
1905	There were footprints in the butter again this morning.	1.3548	0.09890	31	21	9	1
1906	Maybe we should rethink this Medival diet thing.	1.3548	0.10923	31	22	7	2
1907	What did you say the name of this diet was?	1.3548	0.11867	31	23	5	3
1908	I guess we'll find out which one of us is cheating on our diet...	1.3548	0.10923	31	22	7	2
1909	Paleo diet was a bust for me, but Medieval is working great.	1.3529	0.14706	17	12	4	1
1910	We’ve survived worst	1.3500	0.15000	20	15	3	2
1911	And I locked the keys inside! You can never be too careful.	1.3500	0.13129	20	14	5	1
1912	Brilliant diet idea, but you realize this plan will be undermined by Uber eats.	1.3500	0.15000	20	15	3	2
1913	This should keep the virus out, and we'll just order take-out delivery any time we want.	1.3500	0.15000	20	15	3	2
1914	Sorry, my mom has the house on the market.	1.3500	0.13129	20	14	5	1
1915	That oughta keep the virus out!	1.3500	0.13129	20	14	5	1
1916	I feel like AA would have more effective...and less dangerous.	1.3500	0.13129	20	14	5	1
1917	Well, I don't know. Covid is pretty sneaky.	1.3500	0.13129	20	14	5	1
1918	That's fine, but what've you got planned for Grubhub?	1.3500	0.15000	20	15	3	2
1919	This new diet gives us back that hour-a-day that we spend opening the fridge and peeking through its contents	1.3478	0.14889	23	18	2	3
1920	It seemed like a good idea when I wasn't hungry	1.3478	0.11943	23	16	6	1
1921	I call it ‘Fort Lox’”..	1.3478	0.14889	23	18	2	3
1922	The French doors are a nice touch, but lack of counter space is a deal breaker for me	1.3478	0.11943	23	16	6	1
1923	Bill gets out of intensive care tomorrow. I told him that pint of ice cream wasn't worth it.	1.3478	0.13497	23	17	4	2
1924	Sure, help yourself with whatever’s in the fridge	1.3478	0.13497	23	17	4	2
1925	Gotta stop eating... I’ve already gained the “COVID-19” pounds	1.3478	0.14889	23	18	2	3
1926	Let’s eat first then we’ll figure it out	1.3478	0.11943	23	16	6	1
1927	Whose turn is it?	1.3478	0.11943	23	16	6	1
1928	I think I preferred the dieting app.	1.3478	0.11943	23	16	6	1
1929	. "For an opened bottle of Pinot Grigio and a ham sandwich, ask yourself, is it worth the risk?"	1.3478	0.11943	23	16	6	1
1930	Don’t worry, I put the chocolate in the garage.	1.3478	0.11943	23	16	6	1
1931	So anyway, I just ordered some chocolate cake for delivery.	1.3478	0.13497	23	17	4	2
1932	So you said you heard a squeak...	1.3478	0.11943	23	16	6	1
1933	These TikTok challenges are getting out of hand	1.3478	0.11943	23	16	6	1
1934	I think this time breaking the Diet will be really painful	1.3478	0.11943	23	16	6	1
1935	I said mid-century modern not medieval modern.	1.3478	0.11943	23	16	6	1
1936	Babe, the groceries are still in the car.	1.3478	0.13497	23	17	4	2
1937	I can't remember where we put the toilet paper.	1.3478	0.11943	23	16	6	1
1938	We would've ended up ordering takeout anyway.	1.3478	0.11943	23	16	6	1
1939	Yeah, but what about when we want something?	1.3478	0.10154	23	15	8	0
1940	Personally, I prefer an open plan kitchen.	1.3478	0.13497	23	17	4	2
1941	He was dead serious when he said room and no board	1.3478	0.11943	23	16	6	1
1942	Your new Weight Watchers sponsor is impressively proactive.	1.3478	0.10154	23	15	8	0
1943	The realtor did say the previous owners had a pretty big rat problem.	1.3478	0.11943	23	16	6	1
1944	Well, now I'm really hungry!	1.3478	0.11943	23	16	6	1
1945	But if it doesn’t work I’m ready to give Noom a try.	1.3478	0.13497	23	17	4	2
1946	Didn't they tell us we have complete run of the house?	1.3478	0.10154	23	15	8	0
1947	All stainless appliances and traps. Very nice.	1.3478	0.13497	23	17	4	2
1948	What more does she want?! I’ve apologized twice already for finishing her Häagen-Dazs...	1.3478	0.11943	23	16	6	1
1949	W!ow! Weight Watchers isn't kidding around with their new 'Extreme' version	1.3478	0.11943	23	16	6	1
1950	We deserve a reward for all this work. Let's have GrubHub send us over a couple of hot fudge sundaes.	1.3478	0.13497	23	17	4	2
1951	So you don’t remember where you left the keys...	1.3478	0.14889	23	18	2	3
1952	Well, she did say we could help ourselves to anything in the fridge.	1.3478	0.13497	23	17	4	2
1953	Mom's still on strike I see	1.3478	0.11943	23	16	6	1
1954	Guess we should've asked Airbnb if kitchen privileges are included.	1.3478	0.13497	23	17	4	2
1955	Hmmm...whatever is inside must be worth the risk.	1.3478	0.11943	23	16	6	1
1956	Can't you just put your name on your stuff like everybody else?	1.3478	0.10154	23	15	8	0
1957	We forgot to turn off the ice maker!	1.3478	0.11943	23	16	6	1
1958	I just wish you'd said you wanted a sandwich first.	1.3478	0.11943	23	16	6	1
1959	Or you could just try weening yourself off of the Ambien	1.3478	0.13497	23	17	4	2
1960	Shall we try it?	1.3478	0.13497	23	17	4	2
1961	This should take care of the sleepwalking problem.	1.3478	0.11943	23	16	6	1
1962	No more dishes to wash.	1.3478	0.14889	23	18	2	3
1963	I guess Weight Watchers is no longer using the point system...	1.3478	0.11943	23	16	6	1
1964	Alright, I'll order take-out.	1.3478	0.11943	23	16	6	1
1965	Or, we could order some take-out.	1.3478	0.11943	23	16	6	1
1966	You need bait !	1.3478	0.13497	23	17	4	2
1967	American Journal of Health Behavior, volume 38, page 871.	1.3478	0.14889	23	18	2	3
1968	I think I've found something I won't do for a Klondike Bar.	1.3478	0.11943	23	16	6	1
1969	Mom does NOT want us snacking before dinner.	1.3478	0.11943	23	16	6	1
1970	So this is why Tommy laughed when I told him "kitchen's closed."	1.3478	0.11943	23	16	6	1
1971	It was this or self acceptance.	1.3478	0.11943	23	16	6	1
1972	I think we should stop binge-watching Game of Thrones for a couple of weeks.	1.3478	0.11943	23	16	6	1
1973	Just until I break in the new babysitter.	1.3478	0.10154	23	15	8	0
1974	You know how your father likes a midnight snack.	1.3478	0.11943	23	16	6	1
1975	I see your taking this latest diet really seriously"	1.3478	0.10154	23	15	8	0
1976	I'm glad I keep my beer in the garage fridge.	1.3478	0.11943	23	16	6	1
1977	So, exactly what did your doctor say about calories?"	1.3478	0.13497	23	17	4	2
1978	Broccoli, turnips, jicama, rutabaga, they're all in there. All of them! Now we're safe.	1.3478	0.11943	23	16	6	1
1979	There. That should keep us away from that nasty orzo and kale.	1.3478	0.11943	23	16	6	1
1980	Well, it's definitely babyproofed	1.3478	0.11943	23	16	6	1
1981	I wonder what Dad is really saying.	1.3478	0.11943	23	16	6	1
1982	Either way you're losing twenty pounds	1.3478	0.11943	23	16	6	1
1983	I guess my mom knows we’re stoned	1.3478	0.11943	23	16	6	1
1984	Still, there must be a way.	1.3478	0.10154	23	15	8	0
1985	You're the one who said you wanted to lose weight.	1.3478	0.10154	23	15	8	0
1986	It's the new survival diet ... how hungry are you?	1.3478	0.11943	23	16	6	1
1987	And then she brought home a sourdough starter, so...	1.3478	0.13497	23	17	4	2
1988	What’s the Safe Word again ?	1.3478	0.13497	23	17	4	2
1989	Must be some really good food in there.	1.3478	0.11943	23	16	6	1
1990	So where do you think the host left our welcome basket?"	1.3478	0.11943	23	16	6	1
1991	So, who needs will power?	1.3478	0.11943	23	16	6	1
1992	The good news is we can still order delivery.	1.3478	0.13497	23	17	4	2
1993	I'll call Grubhub.	1.3478	0.11943	23	16	6	1
1994	It's called Bait Watchers.	1.3478	0.10154	23	15	8	0
1995	I've already lost fifteen pounds and three roommates.	1.3478	0.13497	23	17	4	2
1996	You are sure this would outsmart the squirrels.	1.3478	0.13497	23	17	4	2
1997	I thought you meant a sex dungeon.	1.3462	0.13522	26	20	3	3
1998	I guess we'll be cooking remotely tonight	1.3462	0.12332	26	19	5	2
1999	It’s only temporary until the kids go back to school	1.3462	0.11014	26	18	7	1
2000	I'm not hungry, I'm not hungry, I'm not hungry	1.3462	0.09515	26	17	9	0
2001	Are you sure you deleted all the delivery apps from your phone?	1.3462	0.11014	26	18	7	1
2002	I’m not hungry right now...We’ll have to smoke to really see how effective it is.	1.3462	0.11014	26	18	7	1
2003	That mouse doesn’t stand a chance.	1.3462	0.12332	26	19	5	2
2004	we could just try wearing masks.	1.3462	0.12332	26	19	5	2
2005	Well, the fasting part is covered. The intermittent bit still needs work”	1.3462	0.12332	26	19	5	2
2006	Are you also thinking we need more bear traps?	1.3462	0.11014	26	18	7	1
2007	So tell me again why you pay for Weight Watchers?	1.3462	0.11014	26	18	7	1
2008	Maybe we should try Weight Watchers first.	1.3462	0.11014	26	18	7	1
2009	Stores are pretty well stocked now. Maybe it’s time to ease up on the pandemic rationing?	1.3462	0.12332	26	19	5	2
2010	We could've just joined a gym.	1.3462	0.12332	26	19	5	2
2011	I remember the third drink, but nothing after that...	1.3462	0.12332	26	19	5	2
2012	...and we won't let him out until after the election.	1.3462	0.13522	26	20	3	3
2013	These Airbnb owners' closets are getting ridiculous.	1.3462	0.14615	26	21	1	4
2014	I think you should consider letting him eat the yogurt	1.3462	0.11014	26	18	7	1
2015	Somehow, it just doesn't work for me.	1.3462	0.12332	26	19	5	2
2016	Looks like she’s on the Lock and Key-to Diet.	1.3462	0.12332	26	19	5	2
2017	Are you sure you got the childproofing kit?	1.3462	0.13522	26	20	3	3
2018	Maybe we should have checked to see what we did have access too on the Airb&b site ?	1.3462	0.12332	26	19	5	2
2019	Yup. It's baby proofed alright.	1.3462	0.14615	26	21	1	4
2020	What do you say we order a pizza, and a 6-pack?	1.3462	0.12332	26	19	5	2
2021	You're really putting the "die" in dieting.	1.3462	0.12332	26	19	5	2
2022	We warned the kids, no returning to the nest.	1.3462	0.11014	26	18	7	1
2023	This doesn't look right. Can we double check the recipe?	1.3462	0.13522	26	20	3	3
2024	Babyproofing is going well, I think.	1.3462	0.13522	26	20	3	3
2025	How about we just call for a pizza?	1.3462	0.12332	26	19	5	2
2026	Ambitious. But I doubt it will work.	1.3462	0.11014	26	18	7	1
2027	Should we also secure the toilet paper?	1.3462	0.13522	26	20	3	3
2028	Alright, Houdini fridge - wow us!	1.3462	0.11014	26	18	7	1
2029	My mom takes dieting very seriously.	1.3462	0.11014	26	18	7	1
2030	you know maybe its just not enough.	1.3462	0.11014	26	18	7	1
2031	I think Mom decided we were going out for dinner	1.3462	0.12332	26	19	5	2
2032	So, this was Houdini's kitchen.	1.3462	0.11014	26	18	7	1
2033	It's called 'The Live Thin or Die-t'	1.3462	0.11014	26	18	7	1
2034	I don’t think I need this much iron...	1.3462	0.13522	26	20	3	3
2035	Nobody expected the Spanish Inquisition!	1.3462	0.13522	26	20	3	3
2036	Yeah, there really are no cheat days on this new diet	1.3462	0.13522	26	20	3	3
2037	Actually I'm not that hungry any more.	1.3462	0.11014	26	18	7	1
2038	It’s called the Tower of London diet. So far, I lost 11 pounds and 6 pints of blood.	1.3462	0.11014	26	18	7	1
2039	I wouldn't say over the top. Maybe over kill?	1.3462	0.09515	26	17	9	0
2040	I bet there is cake in there!	1.3462	0.11014	26	18	7	1
2041	I guess "Mi Casa es Su Casa" overlooked the kitchen.	1.3462	0.11014	26	18	7	1
2042	Definitely a fixer-upper.	1.3462	0.13522	26	20	3	3
2043	That's one hell of a diet plan.	1.3462	0.12332	26	19	5	2
2044	I was under the impression we were just cutting out sugar.	1.3462	0.09515	26	17	9	0
2045	It’s the new inquisition diet,Sarah says its worked wonders for her!	1.3462	0.09515	26	17	9	0
2046	Voting in Kentucky gets harder every day.	1.3462	0.13522	26	20	3	3
2047	Open Houses used to be a lot more fun.	1.3462	0.12332	26	19	5	2
2048	This isn’t quite what I had in mind when I said “snack attack.”	1.3448	0.11399	29	21	6	2
2049	Honey, I don't see the point of having a beach body if we can't go to the beach...	1.3448	0.12433	29	22	4	3
2050	Ok... I think we’re just about ready for your mother’s visit!!! .	1.3448	0.12433	29	22	4	3
2051	So you think you left the keys in the fridge?	1.3448	0.12433	29	22	4	3
2052	Wait, I’m looking at these instructions again and I think we were supposed to install the IKEA security system OUTSIDE of the house. That makes more sense now that I’m looking at it.	1.3448	0.11399	29	21	6	2
2053	Feels like getting an exterminator would have been easier.	1.3448	0.11399	29	21	6	2
2054	It looks like we will be forced to go out and help boost the economy.	1.3448	0.10262	29	20	8	1
2055	Now what I want to know is where the bear put the key.	1.3448	0.13387	29	23	2	4
2056	It's a little unconventional, but Karen swears this diet has a 95% success rate.	1.3448	0.11399	29	21	6	2
2057	We need to find a more elegant solution to stem our late night snack addiction.	1.3448	0.10262	29	20	8	1
2058	Do you think a moat would be too much?	1.3448	0.12433	29	22	4	3
2059	Seems like its on us, as the New Yorker can't afford a funny caption writer anymore ...	1.3448	0.11399	29	21	6	2
2060	I really don’t trust myself anymore...	1.3448	0.10262	29	20	8	1
2061	2020... seems safe	1.3448	0.10262	29	20	8	1
2062	If this doesn’t help us stop snacking I don’t know what will.	1.3448	0.11399	29	21	6	2
2063	I think we misjudged the size of the virus.	1.3448	0.12433	29	22	4	3
2064	I think the spikes and bear traps should switch to set to emphasize the chaotic despair of the chains.	1.3448	0.10262	29	20	8	1
2065	Well, honey, if this doesn't keep up from overeating during the lock down, nothing will!	1.3448	0.10262	29	20	8	1
2066	Hmmm. All he has to do is walk around the spikes, tiptoe around the bear traps and then unlock the refrigerator. Voila! The Haagen Dazs is his!	1.3448	0.10262	29	20	8	1
2067	And do you think we should wear leather?	1.3448	0.11399	29	21	6	2
2068	Well, maybe that'll slow me down.	1.3448	0.11399	29	21	6	2
2069	Weight Watchers has improved their incentives.	1.3448	0.12433	29	22	4	3
2070	I call the diet 'Paleo meets Inquisition.'	1.3448	0.11399	29	21	6	2
2071	You say you found this diet in Hunter's Weekly?	1.3448	0.10262	29	20	8	1
2072	Wouldn’t it be simpler not to buy the ice cream.	1.3448	0.11399	29	21	6	2
2073	Suddenly I’m not that hungry...	1.3448	0.10262	29	20	8	1
2074	Well, Houdini, we could just order take out.	1.3448	0.11399	29	21	6	2
2075	I’m so glad we went with non-toxic pest control.	1.3448	0.11399	29	21	6	2
2076	Looks like the sink is the easiest target	1.3448	0.12433	29	22	4	3
2077	Maybe we could start with portion control?	1.3448	0.12433	29	22	4	3
2078	I’m sticking to this diet, even if it kills me.	1.3448	0.10262	29	20	8	1
2079	You don't think he'll think it's just some kind of interactive game, do you?	1.3448	0.11399	29	21	6	2
2080	O.K., let's order in."	1.3448	0.13387	29	23	2	4
2081	My husband wants to be the next Criss Angel but he's been in there quite a while.	1.3448	0.10262	29	20	8	1
2082	Marie Osmond lost 50 lbs.	1.3448	0.12433	29	22	4	3
2083	Goldilocks warned they might retaliate.	1.3448	0.10262	29	20	8	1
2084	I guess you were right about the new roommate...	1.3448	0.11399	29	21	6	2
2085	If you don't like this, you sure as hell won't like what I did with the bedroom.	1.3448	0.13387	29	23	2	4
2086	My doctor said: Don’t forget you have a fasting blood test tomorrow.	1.3448	0.11399	29	21	6	2
2087	I thought the Hostile Hostel review was a joke on the Airbnb review.	1.3448	0.11399	29	21	6	2
2088	And here's the kitchen. Sorry, the owner has trust issues...	1.3448	0.11399	29	21	6	2
2089	Let's not stay for dinner	1.3448	0.11399	29	21	6	2
2090	Quarantine olympics	1.3448	0.11399	29	21	6	2
2091	The first week of this new diet is the hardest."	1.3448	0.10262	29	20	8	1
2092	What do you think is in there Honey?	1.3448	0.10262	29	20	8	1
2093	This new diet is great - just a second ago I was feeling hungry.	1.3448	0.11399	29	21	6	2
2094	I swallowed the keys, but only because I’m starving.	1.3448	0.11399	29	21	6	2
2095	Overreact much?	1.3438	0.11544	32	24	5	3
2096	Maybe we should go with the brass chains instead of the galvanized steel.	1.3438	0.11544	32	24	5	3
2097	I remember when AirBnBs were more welcoming.	1.3438	0.10634	32	23	7	2
2098	Well, it's a good start.	1.3438	0.08531	32	21	11	0
2099	what phase of quarantine do you think it will open?	1.3333	0.13074	27	21	3	3
2100	Do you think this is enough to keep us from eating for the next 4 hours?...	1.3333	0.11935	27	20	5	2
2101	When we signed up for the Amazing Race 2020 - I wasn’t thinking the stay at home ‘lockdown’ edition	1.3333	0.14329	24	19	2	3
2102	I said I wanted to move to Hell's Kitchen...	1.3333	0.11526	24	17	6	1
2103	When you said the snacking got bad while working from home, I didn’t think you meant THIS bad.	1.3333	0.09829	24	16	8	0
2104	We’re not ready to reopen.	1.3333	0.12599	21	15	5	1
2105	Before we begin, do you think all of these traps, locks, and chains have been properly disinfected?	1.3333	0.11935	27	20	5	2
2106	It’s like they knew we were coming.	1.3333	0.11526	24	17	6	1
2107	I’m afraid I ate the key.	1.3333	0.11073	30	22	6	2
2108	I guess one cupcake wouldn’t hurt	1.3333	0.12599	21	15	5	1
2109	Babe, I don’t get it—we postmates every meal	1.3333	0.14003	18	13	4	1
2110	I read about this new diet in the New Yorker.	1.3333	0.11526	24	17	6	1
2111	With the gym closed for the past 105 days, it's about time we started taking this quarentine diet seriously	1.3333	0.12599	21	15	5	1
2112	But, it didn't work last time.	1.3333	0.15936	21	17	1	3
2113	I still think we need to add the bees.	1.3333	0.13003	24	18	4	2
2114	I know, “Diet and exercise.” But this is so high maintenance.	1.3333	0.12599	21	15	5	1
2115	I think this will keep it safe for now	1.3333	0.14365	21	16	3	2
2116	Wanna grab a pizza?	1.3333	0.13003	24	18	4	2
2117	Maybe next year we should just not get any Girl Scout cookies.	1.3333	0.13003	24	18	4	2
2118	So that's your plan to help you stay in shape?	1.3333	0.12599	21	15	5	1
2119	We’re definitely not superhosts	1.3333	0.09981	30	21	8	1
2120	I've lost three pounds already!	1.3333	0.14365	21	16	3	2
2121	I know I know I said it would work..I just didn’t expect it to really work.	1.3333	0.10675	27	19	7	1
2122	I'm thinking they didn't do a lot of cooking.	1.3333	0.11526	24	17	6	1
2123	You’re right, the bear traps don’t match the wallpaper	1.3333	0.13003	24	18	4	2
2124	What's the expiration date on that milk?	1.3333	0.12599	21	15	5	1
2125	You saw this on Instagram?	1.3333	0.12599	21	15	5	1
2126	oh yeah, i didn't think about that.	1.3333	0.13003	24	18	4	2
2127	I’m seriously rethinking what I would do for a Klondike bar.	1.3333	0.14003	18	13	4	1
2128	I’m thinking the grapefruit might have been more viable.	1.3333	0.11526	24	17	6	1
2129	And yet you insist Whodini somehow still stole your last yogurt...	1.3333	0.10541	21	14	7	0
2130	Lock down extension	1.3333	0.14365	21	16	3	2
2131	Do we need a safe word?	1.3333	0.10675	27	19	7	1
2132	No I'm telling you the mortgage agent was very clear: pay the deposit AND secure the house"	1.3333	0.13003	24	18	4	2
2133	It’s called The Stephen King Diet.	1.3333	0.14365	21	16	3	2
2134	So I guess we should open the fridge and see what’s there to eat?	1.3333	0.09981	30	21	8	1
2135	The Houdini Diet	1.3333	0.12599	21	15	5	1
2136	Not sure if the third bear trap is really necessary.	1.3333	0.12599	21	15	5	1
2137	No pain, no gain, honey.	1.3333	0.14365	21	16	3	2
2138	The only problem is this doesn’t stop GrubHub from delivering	1.3333	0.13003	24	18	4	2
2139	Hmmm, one more bear trap oughtta do it, what do you think?	1.3333	0.11526	24	17	6	1
2140	I still think YOU should make a run for it	1.3333	0.12599	21	15	5	1
2141	Wow. Our new accountability coach means business.	1.3333	0.09981	30	21	8	1
2142	My Quarantine Project	1.3333	0.12599	21	15	5	1
2143	Somehow it doesn’t seem enough	1.3333	0.11526	24	17	6	1
2144	You know, come to think of it I’m not bored of takeout after all.	1.3333	0.18803	12	9	2	1
2145	And where would we store these when we get hungry again in a couple of hours?	1.3333	0.12599	21	15	5	1
2146	What is the name of the artist again?	1.3333	0.12599	21	15	5	1
2147	Are you sure you know your way around a kitchen?	1.3333	0.14365	21	16	3	2
2148	I thought you said you had the key.	1.3333	0.14365	21	16	3	2
2149	Too much? Or just enough for my Mother to get the message?	1.3333	0.12599	21	15	5	1
2150	This just makes me want fast food.	1.3333	0.10541	21	14	7	0
2151	I quite liked the one with the open plan kitchen.	1.3333	0.14365	21	16	3	2
2152	Honey, aren't you taking this new diet a little bit too far?	1.3333	0.13003	24	18	4	2
2153	Are you sure you remember there's guacamole?	1.3333	0.13074	27	21	3	3
2154	How hungry do you have to be to get some food around here?	1.3333	0.09829	24	16	8	0
2155	Looks like we're doing takeout tonight.	1.3333	0.12599	21	15	5	1
2156	I'm not convinced dungeo is better than paleo.	1.3333	0.15936	21	17	1	3
2157	Let’s see them come up with a caption for this.	1.3333	0.11526	24	17	6	1
2158	Remember when sleepovers used to be so simple?	1.3333	0.11526	24	17	6	1
2159	It's the latest diet app.	1.3333	0.13003	24	18	4	2
2160	Yes,but does that one bring you joy?	1.3333	0.11526	24	17	6	1
2161	Honey, you left the key on the shelf in the fridge	1.3333	0.12599	21	15	5	1
2162	I told her it was her Zoom classroom.	1.3333	0.11526	24	17	6	1
2163	The potato salad went bad, but it can't hurt us now.	1.3333	0.14365	21	16	3	2
2164	It's missing something	1.3333	0.10541	21	14	7	0
2165	We still want it to say "Have a nice day."	1.3333	0.11526	24	17	6	1
2166	So I guess it is order takeout again.	1.3333	0.14365	21	16	3	2
2167	In fairness to Tristan, it is very good yogurt.	1.3333	0.10541	21	14	7	0
2168	Life's challenges dear. Your turn to tiptoe.	1.3333	0.13003	24	18	4	2
2169	You know, there’s also ‘willpower’.	1.3333	0.11526	24	17	6	1
2170	I should have reached out for help months ago, when he said he thought the sourdough was trapping him in the kitchen.	1.3333	0.14122	27	22	1	4
2171	All diets are traps.	1.3333	0.15936	21	17	1	3
2172	On the other hand, it is safer than going out.	1.3333	0.14365	21	16	3	2
2173	Honey, I know you feel guilty for cheating on your diet but...	1.3333	0.12599	21	15	5	1
2174	It's probably just a coincidence but the landlord's name is Houdini.	1.3333	0.14365	21	16	3	2
2175	The Hunger Games - Extreme Edition”	1.3333	0.12599	21	15	5	1
2176	How they gained so much weight while they self quarantined will always be mystery!	1.3333	0.13003	24	18	4	2
2177	So who was it that recommended this new diet plan?	1.3333	0.12599	21	15	5	1
2178	Mr. And Mrs. Houdini begin to wonder if they’ve gone too far to keep their young son on his diet.	1.3333	0.14365	21	16	3	2
2179	Is it a good idea to have just one key for all the locks?	1.3333	0.12599	21	15	5	1
2180	She was so cute as a cub.	1.3333	0.14365	21	16	3	2
2181	I just remembered that buttermilk is all that's in it	1.3333	0.11526	24	17	6	1
2182	I think we should re-think your diet.	1.3333	0.13003	24	18	4	2
2183	I guess it's too late to let you know I'm hungry...	1.3333	0.13074	27	21	3	3
2184	What’s next, Keto?	1.3333	0.11526	24	17	6	1
2185	I'm really committed to my diet this time.	1.3333	0.11526	24	17	6	1
2186	Do you think this is enough to get us off gluten?	1.3333	0.11526	24	17	6	1
2187	Honey, couldn't we just save this for the bedroom?	1.3333	0.12599	21	15	5	1
2188	Are you sure we left the car keys in there?	1.3333	0.11526	24	17	6	1
2189	Wait until you see what he did to the toilet.	1.3333	0.13003	24	18	4	2
2190	I guess dad wants to eat out again.	1.3333	0.14365	21	16	3	2
2191	I thought the password was 1234	1.3333	0.12599	21	15	5	1
2192	Maybe we should just order take-out.	1.3333	0.15936	15	11	3	1
2193	Think that will be enough to save us from washing the dishes?	1.3333	0.09245	27	18	9	0
2194	I think it’s a tad vindictive but it’ll stop the baby sitter grabbing all the ice cream while we’re out	1.3333	0.12599	21	15	5	1
2195	Cindy wasn't kidding about her yogurts.	1.3333	0.11526	24	17	6	1
2196	I think a home gym would be more practical.	1.3333	0.09829	24	16	8	0
2197	I'm beginning to think we should give Weight Watchers another try.	1.3333	0.10675	27	19	7	1
2198	Now how do we stop the delivery guy?	1.3333	0.10541	21	14	7	0
2199	You honestly think your mother is trying to lose weight before the wedding?	1.3333	0.13074	27	21	3	3
2200	Can’t wait to see the kids’ faces.	1.3333	0.14329	24	19	2	3
2201	You're right, stainless steel really does make a difference.	1.3333	0.10541	21	14	7	0
2202	Do you really want milk with your coffee?	1.3333	0.11526	24	17	6	1
2203	Max and John said they lost 10 pounds on this diet.	1.3333	0.14365	21	16	3	2
2204	We should return this to Amazon.It looked better in the picture.	1.3333	0.13003	24	18	4	2
2205	I’m thinking about something along the line of a conjugal visit.	1.3333	0.11935	27	20	5	2
2206	Everything got four and a half stars on Amazon.	1.3333	0.11526	24	17	6	1
2207	Or I could just stop taking Ambien.	1.3333	0.11935	27	20	5	2
2208	I think willpower is vastly overrated.	1.3333	0.12599	21	15	5	1
2209	I like it, I'm just not sure about the bear traps.	1.3333	0.14329	24	19	2	3
2210	I'm just saying this babysitter may be different.	1.3333	0.13003	24	18	4	2
2211	I guess buying a smart fridge wasn't such a good idea after all.	1.3333	0.13074	27	21	3	3
2212	What do you think Mom’s trying to tell us?	1.3333	0.12599	21	15	5	1
2213	The kids are really upping their magic tricks.	1.3333	0.09829	24	16	8	0
2214	Maybe our paleo diet is too extreme.	1.3333	0.13003	24	18	4	2
2215	I told you to read the instructions!	1.3333	0.14329	24	19	2	3
2216	I think we should just try weight watchers.	1.3333	0.14365	21	16	3	2
2217	She IS serious this time!	1.3333	0.09829	24	16	8	0
2218	Maybe this is a sign that we should stop midnight snacking.	1.3333	0.12599	21	15	5	1
2219	I did say I’d try anything to drop the “quarantine 15”....so thank you?	1.3333	0.10675	27	19	7	1
2220	So, Franz, can you tell me again about this cockroach you saw?	1.3333	0.11526	24	17	6	1
2221	If you lose a leg, you drop 15 pounds like that!	1.3333	0.14365	21	16	3	2
2222	I know it seems extreme, but I think it's the only way we can avoid gaining the Covid 19.	1.3333	0.11526	24	17	6	1
2223	No one guards a secret family recipe quite like Nanna.	1.3333	0.14329	24	19	2	3
2224	No, I can just whip up something quick. I promise it’s no trouble at all.	1.3333	0.11526	24	17	6	1
2225	Actually, I’m not hungry.	1.3333	0.10675	27	19	7	1
2226	I thought this would help but I find myself still looking at the fridge for the meaning of life...	1.3333	0.13074	27	21	3	3
2227	They say you're guaranteed to lose 5 pounds in two weeks.	1.3333	0.13074	27	21	3	3
2228	I get the impression somebody doesn't want us to go in there.	1.3333	0.13003	24	18	4	2
2229	I never imagined adopting a bear would come to this	1.3333	0.14365	21	16	3	2
2230	If you wanted take-out, all you had to do was ask.	1.3333	0.14365	21	16	3	2
2231	So now we'll just douse our boredom in funny cat videos.	1.3333	0.11526	24	17	6	1
2232	Is your Mom trying to tell us something about moving in with her?	1.3333	0.10541	21	14	7	0
2233	Sooner or later, we’re going to find out which bear has been stealing the honey	1.3333	0.09981	30	21	8	1
2234	It’s supposedly more effective than intermittent fasting.	1.3333	0.14365	21	16	3	2
2235	This diet's going to be the death of me.	1.3333	0.10675	27	19	7	1
2236	I call it Weight Watchers meets Fifty Shades of Grey	1.3333	0.10541	21	14	7	0
2237	Karen, I know you're worried about looters taking your food...	1.3333	0.11526	24	17	6	1
2238	That ought to help our diet!	1.3333	0.14365	21	16	3	2
2239	If we could do this to takeout, our problem would be solved.	1.3333	0.14365	21	16	3	2
2240	So, how IS your diet coming along?	1.3333	0.11526	24	17	6	1
2241	This might work better than Weight Watchers...	1.3333	0.12599	21	15	5	1
2242	This diet might work	1.3333	0.14365	21	16	3	2
2243	I asked for an aggressive foolproof diet. Done!	1.3333	0.12599	21	15	5	1
2244	Don’t you think you are taking this paleo thing too far?	1.3333	0.10541	21	14	7	0
2245	Just exactly how big was that mouse you saw?	1.3333	0.11526	24	17	6	1
2246	I’m thinking maybe add a moat.	1.3333	0.09981	30	21	8	1
2247	You should see what I did to the liquor cabinet.	1.3333	0.10675	27	19	7	1
2248	We don't have friends over that often.	1.3333	0.12599	21	15	5	1
2249	And this diet is guaranteed to work you say?	1.3333	0.11073	30	22	6	2
2250	Is my sleep-eating that bad?	1.3333	0.13003	24	18	4	2
2251	i get that you are on a strict diet but...	1.3333	0.12599	21	15	5	1
2252	I guess our Air B&B hosts weren’t kidding; no kitchen use.	1.3333	0.14365	21	16	3	2
2253	I miss the days when packaging on new products wasn't so hard to open.	1.3333	0.13074	27	21	3	3
2254	Only the best for your mother.	1.3333	0.13074	27	21	3	3
2255	Are you sure the BDSM Diet calls for all of this?	1.3333	0.12599	21	15	5	1
2256	Did you consider putting a friendly roommate note on your lunch bag?	1.3333	0.12599	21	15	5	1
2257	How badly do we need that tiramisu gelato?"	1.3333	0.11526	24	17	6	1
2258	Thanks to Acme, I think we’re ready if it gets out of there!	1.3333	0.10541	21	14	7	0
2259	I’ve labeled my yogurt for the last time	1.3333	0.14365	21	16	3	2
2260	I can't believe dad told mom she was gaining weight.	1.3333	0.09829	24	16	8	0
2261	Apparently Mom was serious when she said we were eating too much food considering that we aren’t willing to go to the store or pay for anything.	1.3333	0.11073	30	22	6	2
2262	I was always taking her milk for my coffee, so I am not that surprised.	1.3333	0.12599	21	15	5	1
2263	This time I WILL lose those last 5 lbs.	1.3333	0.09829	24	16	8	0
2264	See! I told you the kids wanted to help you with your diet.	1.3333	0.14365	21	16	3	2
2265	I see we are going on another diet.	1.3333	0.14365	21	16	3	2
2266	I keep snacking in the middle of the night.	1.3333	0.12599	21	15	5	1
2267	I think your mother has redefined Orthodox.	1.3333	0.12599	21	15	5	1
2268	They must have noticed the postdated check.	1.3333	0.13003	24	18	4	2
2269	Where should we place the moat?	1.3333	0.11526	24	17	6	1
2270	Maybe we should also put in a moat.	1.3333	0.12066	30	23	4	3
2271	I think he’s taken this “Great Foodini” thing a little too far.	1.3333	0.12599	21	15	5	1
2272	Oh ,how to protect the weak public from temptations and rashness of actions ? Complete lockdown	1.3333	0.12599	21	15	5	1
2273	He's a teenager - is this enough?	1.3333	0.13074	27	21	3	3
2274	We call it the Houdini diet plan.	1.3333	0.12599	21	15	5	1
2275	The post-it with “I lick my cheese” didn’t work.	1.3333	0.14329	24	19	2	3
2276	When I said I needed your help, I was thinking smaller portions.	1.3333	0.16169	18	14	2	2
2277	Wouldn't a locking Medieval battle helmet be simpler? Same online store.	1.3333	0.14365	21	16	3	2
2278	I think I left the keys in there.	1.3333	0.13003	24	18	4	2
2279	I guess your mom heard the restaurants opened back up.	1.3333	0.12599	21	15	5	1
2280	Looks like takeout tonight.	1.3333	0.14365	21	16	3	2
2281	How does takeout sound tonight?	1.3333	0.12599	21	15	5	1
2282	Don't ask me how, but last night, while sleepwalking, I had a bowl of ice cream.	1.3333	0.14329	24	19	2	3
2283	Whadd'ya think? Another Republican trick?	1.3333	0.14365	21	16	3	2
2284	You did remember to take the blueberries out, right?	1.3333	0.10541	21	14	7	0
2285	The refrigerator can’t run now	1.3333	0.11935	27	20	5	2
2286	I think we can let the baby sitter in now.	1.3333	0.11935	27	20	5	2
2287	This is the one life-changing diet hack in quarantine I regret.	1.3333	0.10675	27	19	7	1
2288	It's easier than the cabbage soup diet, I promise.	1.3333	0.13003	24	18	4	2
2289	The kitchen could be better, but they do have in-unit laundry...	1.3226	0.11720	31	24	4	3
2290	Her late husband's disappearance was a mystery.	1.3226	0.09713	31	22	8	1
2291	Hell’s Kitchen: At Home	1.3214	0.11563	28	21	5	2
2292	It’s not enough.	1.3214	0.11563	28	21	5	2
2293	Weird - I only ever use the ice function	1.3214	0.10356	28	20	7	1
2294	What exactly did you say to the exterminator?	1.3214	0.11563	28	21	5	2
2295	I guess you really don't like my cooking."	1.3214	0.10356	28	20	7	1
2296	We should have tried just talking to him.	1.3214	0.11563	28	21	5	2
2297	Thanks for reminding me that I 'm on a diet.	1.3214	0.11563	28	21	5	2
2298	Do you think the poison gas in the fridge is overkill?	1.3214	0.11563	28	21	5	2
2299	We're safe now. You can let the alligators go back to the swamp.	1.3214	0.10356	28	20	7	1
2300	I see your mother's on a diet again.	1.3214	0.10356	28	20	7	1
2301	My weight loss success has been pretty steady, but I'm not seeing the dating options increasing like I thought I would....	1.3214	0.11563	28	21	5	2
2302	Is this babyproofed enough?	1.3200	0.12543	25	19	4	2
2303	Do you think that this will help keep the roommates away from our food?	1.3200	0.11136	25	18	6	1
2304	You know one little snack wouldn't hurt the diet	1.3200	0.12543	25	19	4	2
2305	Oh.. I wondered why this kitchen made you feel trapped	1.3200	0.12543	25	19	4	2
2306	I don’t think we should have let Houdini and his BDSM buddies redesign our kitchen.	1.3200	0.13808	25	20	2	3
2307	Dad really didn’t want us eating his chocolate I guess	1.3200	0.13808	25	20	2	3
2308	Ok, you can tell your cousins they can now enter the house	1.3200	0.11136	25	18	6	1
2309	These diet apps are getting out of control.	1.3200	0.11136	25	18	6	1
2310	It's a Schrödinger's Refrigerator, theoretically it's never empty" "Ok, but I am right now...	1.3200	0.12543	25	19	4	2
2311	Want to go to Costco and eat some samples?	1.3200	0.11136	25	18	6	1
2312	The locks are for decoration !	1.3200	0.13808	25	20	2	3
2313	They say this is easier than counting calories.	1.3200	0.11136	25	18	6	1
2314	When they said IKEA was a couples death trap, I didn't think they were being literal.	1.3200	0.11136	25	18	6	1
2315	When the refrigerator is the only one taking the lockdown seriously.	1.3200	0.13808	25	20	2	3
2316	So Paul never got through the bear traps?	1.3200	0.12543	25	19	4	2
2317	Do we have milk?	1.3200	0.11136	25	18	6	1
2318	Hungry as a wolf? Be careful not to be caught. It is a trap.	1.3200	0.12543	25	19	4	2
2319	Got it babe, enough with the sourdough already!	1.3200	0.12543	25	19	4	2
2320	In hindsight, I regret telling Billy a monster ate his Halloween candy	1.3200	0.11136	25	18	6	1
2321	If only we had this much control over our marriage	1.3200	0.11136	25	18	6	1
2322	but Dr. Fauci says a cloth face mask is more effective...	1.3200	0.13808	25	20	2	3
2323	If all else fails, at least we can say we tried.	1.3200	0.12543	25	19	4	2
2324	It’s been SUPER helpful to stop mindless snacking	1.3200	0.11136	25	18	6	1
2325	Any second thoughts on just sheer willpower.	1.3200	0.09522	25	17	8	0
2326	The feng shui is all off"	1.3200	0.12543	25	19	4	2
2327	Your new roommate seems a bit territorial...	1.3200	0.13808	25	20	2	3
2328	Maybe we should have just bought a Peleton.	1.3200	0.12543	25	19	4	2
2329	It’s the only diet proven to work for everyone.	1.3200	0.09522	25	17	8	0
2330	You really put the word die in diet.	1.3200	0.13808	25	20	2	3
2331	It's a program of diet and fitness called "The Gauntlet."	1.3200	0.11136	25	18	6	1
2332	It COULD cut down on our impulse eating,but we have the keys.	1.3200	0.13808	25	20	2	3
2333	So... Indian?	1.3200	0.11136	25	18	6	1
2334	Maybe we should move back to the lower 48.	1.3200	0.11136	25	18	6	1
2335	Maybe we should eat out tonight.	1.3200	0.11136	25	18	6	1
2336	I am guessing that this is a trap	1.3200	0.11136	25	18	6	1
2337	You need to lose weight, fine! I get that Jill, but have you considered how this impacts me?	1.3200	0.11136	25	18	6	1
2338	There - that will take care of the mice AND the kids	1.3200	0.11136	25	18	6	1
2339	I don't think it will keep the mice away.	1.3200	0.11136	25	18	6	1
2340	I think you’ve taken baby-proofing to a new level.	1.3200	0.11136	25	18	6	1
2341	I guess I won’t be sleeping over.	1.3200	0.09522	25	17	8	0
2342	If it's raccoons, we'll know in the morning. If it's your sleepwalking again, we'll know by midnight.	1.3200	0.11136	25	18	6	1
2343	He did say there would be consequences for not respecting his food labels.	1.3200	0.11136	25	18	6	1
2344	Want to order a pizza?	1.3200	0.11136	25	18	6	1
2345	Ok, heads or tails? Who’s trying out the new home security system first?	1.3200	0.12543	25	19	4	2
2346	Maybe it wasn´t such a good idea to rent Mr Lecter´s house...	1.3200	0.12543	25	19	4	2
2347	When you said 'advanced security system,' this is not exactly what I had in mind.	1.3200	0.11136	25	18	6	1
2348	They said they'd unlock everything after we take the QAnon pledge.	1.3200	0.12543	25	19	4	2
2349	Or we could just join Weight Watchers.	1.3200	0.12543	25	19	4	2
2350	I think I like the red one better.	1.3200	0.12543	25	19	4	2
2351	This is the only way we’re going to lose the COVID15...	1.3200	0.12543	25	19	4	2
2352	Why don't we just assert our will power?	1.3200	0.12543	25	19	4	2
2353	This ought to stop snacking while sheltering at home.	1.3200	0.11136	25	18	6	1
2354	This should keep the kids occupied for at least an hour.	1.3200	0.11136	25	18	6	1
2355	You don’t think it’s overkill ?	1.3200	0.12543	25	19	4	2
2356	Can you get me beer, please?	1.3200	0.11136	25	18	6	1
2357	Too extreme for shelter in place?	1.3200	0.11136	25	18	6	1
2358	I’m glad we finally got the place child proofed.	1.3200	0.12543	25	19	4	2
2359	It's called The Houdini Diet. Lose up to 35 pounds in 30 days or die trying.	1.3200	0.12543	25	19	4	2
2360	So it’s gluten that’s the problem?	1.3200	0.11136	25	18	6	1
2361	Bill and Judy lost 15 pounds each before their funeral.	1.3200	0.12543	25	19	4	2
2362	Yep, she's definitely on that lock-down diet ..	1.3200	0.11136	25	18	6	1
2363	Well,we've tried everything else!	1.3200	0.11136	25	18	6	1
2364	My mom said her diet isn't working.	1.3200	0.13808	25	20	2	3
2365	Your mother did this. She's always saying I'm letting you get fat.	1.3200	0.09522	25	17	8	0
2366	A guarantee of weight loss comes with the house.	1.3200	0.12543	25	19	4	2
2367	This isn’t the food chain I had in mind.	1.3200	0.09522	25	17	8	0
2368	I know Rob’s serious about avoiding the ‘Quarantine 15’ but this is a bit extreme...”	1.3200	0.13808	25	20	2	3
2369	Its too bad we always have to do this when your brother visits.	1.3200	0.12543	25	19	4	2
2370	Yeah, but is this really a 'better mousetrap'?"	1.3200	0.11136	25	18	6	1
2371	How about if I just promise not to fix myself any more midnight snacks?	1.3200	0.11136	25	18	6	1
2372	Should we have gone with the diet plan that sends the meals?	1.3200	0.12543	25	19	4	2
2373	All because I left the ice cube tray empty.	1.3200	0.12543	25	19	4	2
2374	Don't you think that's a little overkill for one mouse?	1.3200	0.12543	25	19	4	2
2375	I, uh... hadn't thought about the groceries.	1.3200	0.11136	25	18	6	1
2376	What if we just try Keto instead?	1.3200	0.11136	25	18	6	1
2377	So now we know why the rent is so reasonable.	1.3200	0.11136	25	18	6	1
2378	I’m a fun roommate once you get past the fridge.	1.3200	0.11136	25	18	6	1
2379	I don't know. How did you get that slice of chocolate cake in the middle of the night?	1.3200	0.12543	25	19	4	2
2380	Hint. Hint. Robert I NEED to go out for a meal.	1.3200	0.11136	25	18	6	1
2381	This probably is the wrong time to tell you this... but I locked my keys in the car.	1.3200	0.09522	25	17	8	0
2382	Your Mom's really serious about her new diet!"	1.3200	0.11136	25	18	6	1
2383	I think you're right. This new Weight Watchers program is a bit more intense.	1.3200	0.12543	25	19	4	2
2384	I'm finding this new diet plan a bit too restrictive.	1.3200	0.12543	25	19	4	2
2385	Do you really think the mouse is rummaging in the fridge?	1.3200	0.11136	25	18	6	1
2386	It's the new Acme Corp. diet. If you eat a carb, an anvil falls on your head.	1.3200	0.11136	25	18	6	1
2387	Maybe we should have gone Farmhouse instead of BDSM.	1.3200	0.12543	25	19	4	2
2388	Looks like mom found out we ate all her yogurt.	1.3200	0.12543	25	19	4	2
2389	Everything tastes better when your life is on the line.	1.3200	0.12543	25	19	4	2
2390	It no longer sparks joy.	1.3200	0.12543	25	19	4	2
2391	In there is a copy of the video Putin has on Trump.	1.3200	0.11136	25	18	6	1
2392	Is it me, or does that last padlock just seem redundant?	1.3200	0.12543	25	19	4	2
2393	Weight Watcher's didn't mention this part?	1.3200	0.11136	25	18	6	1
2394	I dunno. Lifting all this heavy iron, you've probably already lost 10 pounds.	1.3200	0.11136	25	18	6	1
2395	When you said "dinner was to die for". you weren't kidding.	1.3200	0.12543	25	19	4	2
2396	I just wanted a glass of ice.	1.3200	0.11136	25	18	6	1
2397	I know I'm fat. But I'm not that fat.	1.3200	0.12543	25	19	4	2
2398	I think our food is finally contactless.	1.3200	0.13808	25	20	2	3
2399	hmm, maybe we should stop smoking pot every day	1.3200	0.13808	25	20	2	3
2400	Buck seems to think it's more effective than just putting his name on the container.	1.3200	0.13808	25	20	2	3
2401	I love having dinner with Penn and Teller.	1.3200	0.12543	25	19	4	2
2402	I’m sensing some food insecurity.	1.3200	0.11136	25	18	6	1
2403	You want some oat milk?	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
2404	We could just tell him to move out.	1.3182	0.13780	22	17	3	2
2405	I’ve also got a plan if things get Really intense.	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
2406	I read it was the best way to start diet on Mondays	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
2407	I'd really just like to get back to eating in moderation.	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
2408	On second thought, let’s order in.	1.3182	0.10164	22	15	7	0
2409	Buck up, buddy. Summer bod is right around the corner.	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
2410	Do you think the liquor cabinet will give us more trouble?	1.3182	0.10164	22	15	7	0
2411	It’s exactly like Weight Watchers, except for hipsters.	1.3182	0.10164	22	15	7	0
2412	The road to hell is paved with good intentions...	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
2413	You told me to help with your diet.	1.3182	0.13780	22	17	3	2
2414	So..... how long did you say you were dieting?	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
2415	I don't know, honey. This kitchen is a bit of a death trap.	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
2416	...but I still can’t seem to lose weight	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
2417	Looks like the dishwasher finally had enough	1.3182	0.13780	22	17	3	2
2418	So what’s the catch?...	1.3182	0.13780	22	17	3	2
2419	I regret not hanging some fly tape.	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
2420	This way, we’ll be forced to weigh the options: Junk food, or fresh vegetables from our garden.	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
2421	Fine, I’ll order the pizza, but the diet DEFINITELY starts tomorrow.	1.3182	0.13780	22	17	3	2
2422	Monday we start diet	1.3182	0.13780	22	17	3	2
2423	The kitchen is in great condition but there has been a bit of a bear problem in the neighborhood.	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
2424	Don't worry, it's a free trial.	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
2425	It keeps everything really fresh	1.3182	0.10164	22	15	7	0
2426	It’s not exactly what I had in mind when I said ‘whatever you do don’t let me eat anything else today’	1.3182	0.10164	22	15	7	0
2427	Cake or death?	1.3182	0.13780	22	17	3	2
2428	I’m a little worried for the dog, though.	1.3182	0.13780	22	17	3	2
2429	Yeah, but this won’t stop them from asking for snacks.	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
2430	You could’ve just labeled which yogurts are yours.	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
2431	Our precious toilet paper is safe now.	1.3182	0.13780	22	17	3	2
2432	Everything is ready for no-eat July	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
2433	...so Chinese or pizza?	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
2434	I mean... The rent is cheaper...	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
2435	...so this is the "Indiana Jones Houdini" diet you told me about	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
2436	I know you miss escape rooms, but I think we need to find a different outlet for you.	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
2437	I think it'll be worth it	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
2438	I guess they took the "Breakfast" out of the "Bed and Breakfast"	1.3182	0.13780	22	17	3	2
2439	...I get it, but is it sustainable?	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
2440	Hopefully this will prevent your mother from gorging on all of our cookie dough and spray cheese like she did on her last visit. Boy is she disgusting and I wish I never married you	1.3182	0.13780	22	17	3	2
2441	Hmm.... do you think your mom is trying to tell us something?	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
2442	Intermittent fasting didn’t workout, so we’re trying something new.	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
2443	Wow, you must’ve really pissed off your roommate	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
2444	It’s the Medieval Diet	1.3182	0.10164	22	15	7	0
2445	I'm not hungry I'm just bored	1.3182	0.15270	22	18	1	3
2446	It’s either this or we pack on another COVID-19	1.3182	0.15270	22	18	1	3
2447	I recognize I have some control issues.	1.3182	0.10164	22	15	7	0
2448	Where did you say you put the car key again?	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
2449	Any minute now...	1.3182	0.13780	22	17	3	2
2450	Tell me, how flexible are you?	1.3182	0.13780	22	17	3	2
2451	Unredacted Mueller report is inside.	1.3182	0.13780	22	17	3	2
2452	2020 Capitalism in the house	1.3182	0.13780	22	17	3	2
2453	Then I guess we didn't need to bulk buy toilet paper, right?	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
2454	It’s not a diet. It’s a lifestyle.	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
2455	Let's just order in.	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
2456	If you think this is bad, let me show you the bathroom.	1.3182	0.13780	22	17	3	2
2457	It’s called the Houdini diet. With the emphasis on ‘die’ , it seems.	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
2458	Honey...I know you are serious about enforcing your diet, but this may literally be overkill?	1.3182	0.13780	22	17	3	2
2459	I have misgivings about the Houdini diet.	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
2460	Maybe you should just eat your leftovers	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
2461	It all started when the egg salad went bad and turned evil.	1.3182	0.13780	22	17	3	2
2462	Looks like an iron-clad solution for binge eating.	1.3182	0.13780	22	17	3	2
2463	They could still tunnel.	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
2464	You said not to let you eat any more of that cake	1.3182	0.13780	22	17	3	2
2465	I think that's what they mean by "Lockdown"...	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
2466	I don't know. I still think we should set the alarm.	1.3182	0.10164	22	15	7	0
2467	Now the kids are really clear about snack boundaries	1.3182	0.10164	22	15	7	0
2468	I don't know honey, I'm just not getting the point.	1.3182	0.13780	22	17	3	2
2469	I know it looks extreme but it's a whole lot cheaper than all those weight loss programs.	1.3182	0.13780	22	17	3	2
2470	This diet better work	1.3182	0.13780	22	17	3	2
2471	You think the spikes were a little to much	1.3182	0.13780	22	17	3	2
2472	You're assuming our son is smarter than the average bear.	1.3182	0.13780	22	17	3	2
2473	On a positive note: I've lost 5 pounds.	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
2474	I guess they're pretty serious about "no midnight snacking."	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
2475	Mom says we can order pizza if there’s no food in the house when she gets home	1.3182	0.13780	22	17	3	2
2476	I think we can trust the babysitter, but if this will make you feel better...	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
2477	This is the "support" you were referring to?	1.3182	0.13780	22	17	3	2
2478	They call it the Goldilocks diet.	1.3182	0.10164	22	15	7	0
2479	What if we clamber over the counters and rappel down the fridge with a bolt cutter in our teeth?	1.3182	0.13780	22	17	3	2
2480	Or we could just go vegan.	1.3182	0.10164	22	15	7	0
2481	Is this what's known as 'extreme dieting'?	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
2482	No, I don’t think it’s overkill.	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
2483	"You don't really think that will keep the boys from eating everything when we're asleep, do you?	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
2484	It's where she keeps her toilet paper.	1.3182	0.13780	22	17	3	2
2485	Wouldn't it be simpler to just throw away the ice cream?	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
2486	That should be enough to keep the kids from making anymore whipped coffee.	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
2487	They say it's the new Keto.	1.3182	0.15270	22	18	1	3
2488	The bear traps can take a whole leg off. You and I are losing 30 pounds this quarantine one way or another.	1.3182	0.13780	22	17	3	2
2489	The lengths some people will go to just to lose five pounds...	1.3182	0.13780	22	17	3	2
2490	You know, I bet he's already escaped somehow"	1.3182	0.13780	22	17	3	2
2491	This diet is a killer....	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
2492	Gwynn, I'm beginning to think your folks don't like me dropping by.	1.3182	0.13780	22	17	3	2
2493	I forgot your insulin is in there.	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
2494	I don't know! Maybe they can still get out.	1.3182	0.13780	22	17	3	2
2495	Let's order in tonight and start our diet tomorrow.	1.3182	0.13780	22	17	3	2
2496	The portion control guy stopped by today.	1.3182	0.10164	22	15	7	0
2497	That should keep us out until dinner.	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
2498	And for only $1,599, you can purchase the "Medieval Kitchen" model, complete with our award winning "Well I Don't REALLY Need A Snack Right Now" fridge and pantry security system.	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
2499	You didn't need to go to all this trouble. Instead, if we don't weigh ourselves, we don't gain weight.	1.3182	0.13780	22	17	3	2
2500	Your mom said to make ourselves at home, but this is discouraging.	1.3182	0.13780	22	17	3	2
2501	So tell me again how they got in last time.	1.3182	0.13780	22	17	3	2
2502	You get on my shoulders. I’ll bend toward the “fridge”— it’ll be a piece of cake!	1.3182	0.10164	22	15	7	0
2503	One problem, honey. I think I locked the keys in that cabinet.	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
2504	Looks like tonight’s first course will be obstacles!	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
2505	I told you that "best before" is not just a suggestion	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
2506	I think mom is serious about dieting this time.	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
2507	Is the refrigerator running?	1.3182	0.15270	22	18	1	3
2508	Do you suppose that slice you dropped in the subway is still there?	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
2509	Babe... are you sure you don’t wanna go with weight watchers?	1.3182	0.13780	22	17	3	2
2510	I don't think the "best before" dates are gonna much matter	1.3182	0.13780	22	17	3	2
2511	I call it "The Hunger Games"!	1.3182	0.13780	22	17	3	2
2512	I think it's missing something...what if we add a moat--with sharks	1.3182	0.13780	22	17	3	2
2513	I miss the days when we used to just disinfect our groceries.	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
2514	Seems a bit excessive. Trump's only visiting the city—he's not actually coming to our house.	1.3182	0.13780	22	17	3	2
2515	I'm hopeful that this will keep the mold contained.	1.3182	0.10164	22	15	7	0
2516	Maybe they want us to find a place of our own.	1.3182	0.13780	22	17	3	2
2517	This'll stop us from eating all the snacks, right?	1.3182	0.15270	22	18	1	3
2518	What do you have in there, toilet paper?	1.3182	0.13780	22	17	3	2
2519	Midnight snacker........????	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
2520	I told you Houdini was going to be a difficult roommate.	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
2521	Maybe a little overkill, but it broke my midnight snack habit.	1.3182	0.15270	22	18	1	3
2522	This will be the end of late night snacking!	1.3182	0.13780	22	17	3	2
2523	I think this is the kind of thing my therapist means when she says I'm sabotaging myself.	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
2524	Okay fine, the last piece is yours.	1.3182	0.10164	22	15	7	0
2525	Don't you think we should leave the baby sitter a soda?	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
2526	You did say you wanted a closed concept kitchen.	1.3182	0.13780	22	17	3	2
2527	This is how they deal with my eating disorder. Still have to tell my parents I’m gay, too.	1.3182	0.13780	22	17	3	2
2528	So I will guess that at least part of your diet is Im-Paleo?	1.3182	0.13780	22	17	3	2
2529	So you haven’t been chipping in for the groceries either?	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
2530	I think I like it better with the spikes next to the fridge.	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
2531	Ok if we go out? I'm not really in the mood to cook tonight.	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
2532	...or we could join Weight Watchers.	1.3182	0.13780	22	17	3	2
2533	I think the food has become sentient.	1.3182	0.15270	22	18	1	3
2534	It looks good...but 4am me still poses a challenge	1.3182	0.13780	22	17	3	2
2535	Well, you SAID to put some traps in the kitchen.	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
2536	What do you say we just order out tonight?	1.3182	0.13780	22	17	3	2
2537	This new diet seems a bit draconian.	1.3182	0.10164	22	15	7	0
2538	So, what's your plan of attack?	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
2539	Depends on the baby.	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
2540	Unhinged is putting it mildly	1.3182	0.10164	22	15	7	0
2541	Think we're going overboard with this new diet?	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
2542	It works.	1.3182	0.13780	22	17	3	2
2543	I know he can walk now but do you think we really need to lock the wall cabinets?	1.3182	0.13780	22	17	3	2
2544	No, you’re right, we should just order in again.	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
2545	They call it the dungeon diet.	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
2546	The kink is when you realize the food is terrible	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
2547	It's the new Houdini weight management program . . .	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
2548	I still feel like Henry's going to get in.	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
2549	I forgot to grab the lutefisk.	1.3182	0.13780	22	17	3	2
2550	Yeah, it's great, but how are we gonna leave?	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
2551	This new diet guarantees you lose weight or you die	1.3182	0.13780	22	17	3	2
2552	I'll give you a cupcake,if you tell me where the key is.	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
2553	I wasn't really that hungry.	1.3182	0.13780	22	17	3	2
2554	Let's just do takeout tonight	1.3182	0.10164	22	15	7	0
2555	The house once belonged to Houdini.	1.3182	0.10164	22	15	7	0
2556	When the realtor said we'd be captivated by the place, this isn't what I had in mind.	1.3182	0.13780	22	17	3	2
2557	When she asked if we'd house-sit Amy mentioned she's working out some trust issues. Wait 'til you see the bedroom.	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
2558	Wonder if he knows there is another frig in the garage.	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
2559	Well, Mom is really getting serious about her diet!	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
2560	Airbnb hosts reserve the right to . . . .	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
2561	Darn it. I think the light is still on	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
2562	I told you, their diet plan had a money-back guarantee to lose the cravings immediately.	1.3182	0.10164	22	15	7	0
2563	So, how bad do we want that last piece of cheesecake?	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
2564	That otta do it!	1.3182	0.13780	22	17	3	2
2565	Stainless steel was definitely the way to go.	1.3182	0.13780	22	17	3	2
2566	Now ... what did you say this diet is called?	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
2567	Are you sure this will catch the mouse and not our cats?	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
2568	The whole kit came with my new weight watchers program.	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
2569	They really do keep the toilet paper in the fridge.	1.3182	0.13780	22	17	3	2
2570	They say the diet works by using psychology	1.3182	0.10164	22	15	7	0
2571	I think you took the Hunger Games too literal	1.3182	0.13780	22	17	3	2
2572	I know the risks are great Tom- but, double cherry, hazelnut, chocolate mouse cheesecake from Mike's, I dunno?"	1.3182	0.13780	22	17	3	2
2573	Mom put Dad on a diet again...	1.3182	0.13780	22	17	3	2
2574	It's called the Houdini Diet, you burn more calories just getting to the food than from the food.	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
2575	Well, given what happened, this seems appropriate.	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
2576	I'm wondering if that third padlock is strictly necessary.	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
2577	Bad parenting movements for boycotting the snacks	1.3182	0.13780	22	17	3	2
2578	That should protect our Kashmiri saffron, beluga caviar and olive wagyu steak.	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
2579	That's motivation for your brother to get a job and move out of here.	1.3182	0.10164	22	15	7	0
2580	I think I prefer the darker color. It's more soothing.	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
2581	I mean, really, it's just butter.	1.3182	0.13780	22	17	3	2
2582	Do you really....think...this is the best way.to diet....?	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
2583	So, what's it going to be tonight? Indian or Thai?	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
2584	I don't know. It MIGHT discourage Mom from making another one of her "special casseroles" while she's here.	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
2585	Naw, I'm even more tempted. If I can make it through the challenges then I deserve my midnight snack.	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
2586	Tell me how you did it when you were only three.	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
2587	Maybe we should have not bought the ice cream until the weekend?	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
2588	I told you not to steal her yogurt.	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
2589	Your sister is pretty intense about her potato salad recipe.	1.3182	0.13780	22	17	3	2
2590	Now I'm really hungry: what did you say you did with the keys?	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
2591	Honey, I wasn't kidding when I said we were in a total lockdown.	1.3182	0.13780	22	17	3	2
2592	The spikes would normally be on fire but today is my cheat day.	1.3182	0.13780	22	17	3	2
2593	It's only a mouse, Bill.	1.3182	0.13780	22	17	3	2
2594	You could just stop MAKING the fudge.	1.3182	0.13780	22	17	3	2
2595	so this is how lockdown looks from the outside	1.3182	0.13780	22	17	3	2
2596	I told you to stay out of Dad's beer and pretzels!	1.3182	0.10164	22	15	7	0
2597	Eh..? Is it enough diet for you now?	1.3182	0.15270	22	18	1	3
2598	If you think this is over the top, you should see the minefield my dad set up in front of the thermostat...	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
2599	I can work with the cabinets and appliances but the floor covering would need to be replaced.	1.3182	0.13780	22	17	3	2
2600	Okay, I think we can start our diet now.	1.3182	0.10164	22	15	7	0
2601	I think they are taking this new competitive cooking show concept a bit too far . . .	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
2602	Overkill"? No, it's not overkill. That mouse was BIG	1.3182	0.15270	22	18	1	3
2603	Well, He’s completely removed all temptation; now if He’ll just deliver us from this damned Evil!	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
2604	That ought to hold him.	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
2605	Well honey, you were never much of a cook anyway.	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
2606	Think we took “die-it” a bit too far.	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
2607	The first week of the diet is always the hardest.	1.3182	0.13780	22	17	3	2
2608	My dad lost 20 pounds and a leg on the diet	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
2609	Yeah I know but what do you think about the color?	1.3182	0.10164	22	15	7	0
2610	Have you ever considered what IT wants from US?	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
2611	They don't call it the Houdini diet for nothing.	1.3182	0.10164	22	15	7	0
2612	Breaking our late night snacking habit can have some traps	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
2613	Like it or not but we ARE intermittently fasting.	1.3182	0.10164	22	15	7	0
2614	I guess the kids would like to go out to eat to night.	1.3182	0.10164	22	15	7	0
2615	All our talk at dinner about dieting! Guess little Johnny took us seriously!	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
2616	Ah, it would seem that our new housemate has some possession issues.	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
2617	Difficult. Not impossible.	1.3182	0.13780	22	17	3	2
2618	The bedrooms are nice, but I prefer an open kitchen.	1.3182	0.15270	22	18	1	3
2619	At least we're food secure.	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
2620	Aren't you over reacting just a little? I only said " I can't handle another diet!"	1.3182	0.15270	22	18	1	3
2621	It might have been a mistake to hire Stephen King as our dietician.	1.3182	0.13780	22	17	3	2
2622	You up for take-out?	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
2623	Do you think your old frat buddies could take this the wrong way?	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
2624	Want to do takeout?	1.3182	0.13780	22	17	3	2
2625	Not everyone gains weight during lock-down	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
2626	So what's the problem? "Alexa, open the refrigerator."	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
2627	It's a start, but there's still take-out.	1.3182	0.13780	22	17	3	2
2628	It's the new Noom.	1.3182	0.10164	22	15	7	0
2629	He definitely doesn't want to share his latest Costco run.	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
2630	'We should have never named him 'Houdini'	1.3182	0.15270	22	18	1	3
2631	I'm not sure how long this new diet will last.	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
2632	Do you want to call for a locksmith or Chinese take-out?	1.3182	0.10164	22	15	7	0
2633	It's got some of that old world charm.	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
2634	Can't you be like everyone else and just join Weight Watchers?"	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
2635	It's your turn to get the Rocky Road.	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
2636	It lowers cholesterol—pints of it.”	1.3182	0.15270	22	18	1	3
2637	I hate to do this but your father has a bear of an appetite.	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
2638	Restaurants are desperate to recover.	1.3182	0.12108	22	16	5	1
2639	At least we can wash our hands safely.	1.3182	0.13780	22	17	3	2
2640	Wow, the local restaurant scene is getting more aggressive about reopening.	1.3158	0.13361	19	14	4	1
2641	This is really a gamechanger diet	1.3158	0.15395	19	15	2	2
2642	Good idea to keep us away from checking the fridge every 5 minutes, but we should have thought of the time we'd actually needed to feed ourselves.	1.3158	0.10956	19	13	6	0
2643	Hold my beer...	1.3158	0.15395	19	15	2	2
2644	The instructions were in Swedish	1.3158	0.10956	19	13	6	0
2645	Do you think it’s a trap?	1.3158	0.10956	19	13	6	0
2646	To eat, or not to eat.	1.3158	0.10956	19	13	6	0
2647	So, little Houdini says he can get out of there in 10 minutes huh.....	1.3158	0.15395	19	15	2	2
2648	Hun, you might as well just try going out more	1.3158	0.13361	19	14	4	1
2649	Seems like mom was serious this time when she said „time to move out“ 🚧⚔️🚨	1.3158	0.15395	19	15	2	2
2650	I see we’re taking Dry January seriously this time	1.3158	0.13361	19	14	4	1
2651	I know we are done but I forgot my mask in the fridge.	1.3158	0.15395	19	15	2	2
2652	Wow this is exactly how I feel. So glad the artist understands me.	1.3158	0.13361	19	14	4	1
2653	... but we’re still allowed to wash our hands. That’s something.	1.3158	0.10956	19	13	6	0
2654	The cruelest part is there isn’t even anything in there	1.3158	0.15395	19	15	2	2
2655	Did we go to far?	1.3158	0.15395	19	15	2	2
2656	Your will power is not your super power.	1.3158	0.15395	19	15	2	2
2657	About time someone put the “die” in diet.	1.3158	0.13361	19	14	4	1
2658	I feel like it needs a splash of barb wire to pull the room together.	1.3158	0.13361	19	14	4	1
2659	Ahhhh! It must be true that Houdini once lived here!	1.3158	0.10956	19	13	6	0
2660	It's called the "Temple of Doom diet", I got it from an article on Goop...	1.3158	0.15395	19	15	2	2
2661	We could pull up this linoleum and do oak.	1.3158	0.10956	19	13	6	0
2662	Now, how do we stop take-out?	1.3158	0.13361	19	14	4	1
2663	This wasn't what I meant when I told you to help me with my new lox diet!	1.3158	0.13361	19	14	4	1
2664	Do you prefer the brushed nickel or the antique brass?	1.3158	0.13361	19	14	4	1
2665	You can say what you will … But I confess the low carb diet was easier	1.3158	0.13361	19	14	4	1
2666	‘“I think the machine-gun nest should go to the right of the refrigerator.”	1.3158	0.13361	19	14	4	1
2667	THIS should stop the COVID-15!	1.3158	0.13361	19	14	4	1
2668	It’s the only way I can do intermittent fasting	1.3158	0.10956	19	13	6	0
2669	Let's eat out.	1.3158	0.10956	19	13	6	0
2670	You’re right. This will definitely be easier than quitting Ambien.	1.3158	0.15395	19	15	2	2
2671	Could we bring back some sweet potato fries?	1.3158	0.15395	19	15	2	2
2672	Are you as excited as I am?	1.3158	0.13361	19	14	4	1
2673	I guess it was the time when my roommate ate all the leftover chicken tikka masala that put me over the edge.	1.3158	0.13361	19	14	4	1
2674	Took us long enough...now I'm hungry.	1.3158	0.13361	19	14	4	1
2675	You forgot the microwave	1.3158	0.10956	19	13	6	0
2676	I guess Mom doesn't plan to feed us this visit.	1.3158	0.13361	19	14	4	1
2677	Agreed then, today I will take your night shift for disinfecting the bear traps.	1.3158	0.13361	19	14	4	1
2678	They were right—all it took was a little portion control.	1.3158	0.10956	19	13	6	0
2679	It's called the Marquis de Sade diet. And it's gluten free.	1.3158	0.10956	19	13	6	0
2680	Now all we need are groceries.	1.3158	0.10956	19	13	6	0
2681	THE NEW DARK AGES DIET!	1.3158	0.13361	19	14	4	1
2682	Now, what are we going to do about the ants?	1.3158	0.13361	19	14	4	1
2683	This should keep the dishes away.	1.3158	0.15395	19	15	2	2
2684	As punishment, couldn’t you have just told the kids no milk and cookies?	1.3158	0.10956	19	13	6	0
2685	Rocky Road is definitely worth the risk.	1.3158	0.10956	19	13	6	0
2686	I don’t know, poodles are pretty smart.	1.3158	0.13361	19	14	4	1
2687	So is this to keep you out or the gelato in?	1.3158	0.13361	19	14	4	1
2688	We could just raise his rent.	1.3158	0.17189	19	16	0	3
2689	The current owner did mention being on a fad diet	1.3158	0.10956	19	13	6	0
2690	Who needs discipline?	1.3158	0.13361	19	14	4	1
2691	Wow, her secret ingredient really is...secret	1.3158	0.13361	19	14	4	1
2692	I'm going to stick to this diet even if it kills me!	1.3158	0.10956	19	13	6	0
2693	You've really got to work on your will power.	1.3158	0.13361	19	14	4	1
2694	And you're sure this is what Gwyneth Paltrow said we should do?	1.3158	0.13361	19	14	4	1
2695	The exterminator described it as 'scrappy.'	1.3158	0.13361	19	14	4	1
2696	...and that's where we keep the face masks	1.3158	0.13361	19	14	4	1
2697	When the vacation rental listing said 'limited kitchen facilities', I wasn't expecting this.	1.3158	0.15395	19	15	2	2
2698	I feel like maybe we should just live with those last 5 lbs.	1.3158	0.15395	19	15	2	2
2699	I think it's called the Draconian diet plan.	1.3158	0.15395	19	15	2	2
2700	I can't remember if I turned the light off.	1.3158	0.13361	19	14	4	1
2701	It’s the only way that I can stay on my diet.	1.3158	0.13361	19	14	4	1
2702	It’s a new diet I’m trying. What do you think	1.3125	0.10470	32	24	6	2
2703	I’m thirsty	1.3103	0.11212	29	22	5	2
2704	The moat would have been a real value add	1.3103	0.11212	29	22	5	2
2705	Maybe we add some barbed wire? He is a teenage boy, you know!	1.3077	0.10769	26	19	6	1
2706	No. It does NOT go with our couch, Ray!	1.3077	0.09231	26	18	8	0
2707	I know I just checked it, but I have to get back in there to look again	1.3077	0.12114	26	20	4	2
2708	This still seems safer than the grocery store	1.3077	0.09231	26	18	8	0
2709	Your dad is really serious about his leftovers.	1.3077	0.09231	26	18	8	0
2710	You think this is overkill? You should see the Toilet Paper Vault!	1.3077	0.10769	26	19	6	1
2711	Too bad that cookie dough is to die for	1.3077	0.12114	26	20	4	2
2712	I don't know, I feel like 3am me can still find a way	1.3077	0.13323	26	21	2	3
2713	The newest weight loss plan. It works great, but it'll cost you an arm and a leg!	1.3077	0.12114	26	20	4	2
2714	Do you know a good locksmith? Cause I ate the key.	1.3077	0.12114	26	20	4	2
2715	The dragon gets delivered seperately.	1.3077	0.12114	26	20	4	2
2716	If the owner didn’t want us eating their food, I’m sure it would’ve been mentioned in the listing.	1.3077	0.13323	26	21	2	3
2717	I don't know, Fran--my brother once fought a hungry bear for a baloney sandwich.	1.3077	0.09231	26	18	8	0
2718	How he got in there is not the question. The question is how do we get him out?	1.3077	0.10769	26	19	6	1
2719	You should see the bedroom.	1.3077	0.12114	26	20	4	2
2720	I saw him do this last week. Let's wait just a few more minutes.	1.3077	0.12114	26	20	4	2
2721	This is really gonna put the 'die' in 'diet'	1.3077	0.10769	26	19	6	1
2722	The dishwasher should outlive its warranty!	1.3077	0.12114	26	20	4	2
2723	It’s a prototype for the White House kitchen.	1.3077	0.10769	26	19	6	1
2724	Another way would be to stop buying snacks	1.3077	0.10769	26	19	6	1
2725	Yes, my new diet does rely quite heavily on behavior modification.	1.3077	0.12114	26	20	4	2
2726	So, you hate my cooking THAT much?	1.3077	0.12114	26	20	4	2
2727	Takeout is still too risky, I am going to chance it.	1.3077	0.10769	26	19	6	1
2728	Brad, our two teenagers are having four friends over. I don't think this will do much good.	1.3077	0.12114	26	20	4	2
2729	I was eating too much cheese.	1.3077	0.13323	26	21	2	3
2730	Thank God the kids haven't found our secret stash!	1.3077	0.12114	26	20	4	2
2731	tell me again, why do we need the dishwasher?	1.3077	0.10769	26	19	6	1
2732	The rental contract did say "some storage areas may not be available".	1.3077	0.09231	26	18	8	0
2733	Shouldn’t we be wearing a mask?	1.3077	0.13323	26	21	2	3
2734	Older houses always have a few kinks	1.3077	0.12114	26	20	4	2
2735	So... we're ordering pizza?	1.3077	0.12114	26	20	4	2
2736	My mom's new weight loss program.	1.3077	0.12114	26	20	4	2
2737	I'm trying to find new ways to get us out of the house.	1.3077	0.12114	26	20	4	2
2738	There's always the bleach under the sink	1.3077	0.10769	26	19	6	1
2739	Maybe we should have asked the decorator for references.	1.3077	0.09231	26	18	8	0
2740	Brilliant... this is just my kind of kink. Such a tease, babe.	1.3077	0.10769	26	19	6	1
2741	What do you think of my new diet plan?	1.3077	0.10769	26	19	6	1
2742	The diet's upside is you are allowed all the carbs you can find in the fridge.	1.3077	0.12114	26	20	4	2
2743	No wonder their listing didn't show the kitchen.	1.3077	0.10769	26	19	6	1
2744	So, you're really serious about the diet thingy this time?	1.3077	0.12114	26	20	4	2
2745	All this for sourdough starter?	1.3077	0.12114	26	20	4	2
2746	"Well, this should help the kids focus more during their distance learning classes. But it's certainly going to make working from home a real drag."	1.3077	0.12114	26	20	4	2
2747	It's sad the cat died, but I have lost 7 pounds.	1.3077	0.12114	26	20	4	2
2748	We need a better mousetrap.	1.3077	0.12114	26	20	4	2
2749	At least it comes with a dishwasher...	1.3077	0.09231	26	18	8	0
2750	What breed is our cat?	1.3077	0.13323	26	21	2	3
2751	Should we leave a note with the phone number where we'll be on vacation?	1.3077	0.10769	26	19	6	1
2752	Mom swears it works. Not counting the missing toes she's lost 15 pounds so far.	1.3077	0.12114	26	20	4	2
2753	'And if he has been sleepwalking, then I guess I'll owe him an apology'	1.3077	0.09231	26	18	8	0
2754	How about a nice restaurant? Let’s go out tonight. It’s been a while, hasn’t it?	1.3077	0.12114	26	20	4	2
2755	That should keep us busy for rest of the lockdown!	1.3043	0.11652	23	17	5	1
2756	The storied bear market..	1.3043	0.13240	23	18	3	2
2757	I don’t think this is what they meant by Lockdown	1.3043	0.13240	23	18	3	2
2758	Honey, I swear I heard the turkey sneezing	1.3043	0.11652	23	17	5	1
2759	Honestly speaking, I think we made a great investment on this gear. With the way 2020 has turned out, it wouldn't be a surprise if there were a zombie apocalypse on the way.	1.3043	0.11652	23	17	5	1
2760	It was your idea to go on a diet.	1.3043	0.11652	23	17	5	1
2761	So this is what a toddler feels like around the kitchen.	1.3043	0.11652	23	17	5	1
2762	„I‘m sorry, I didn‘t realize you were talking about politics when you told me to prepare for the Hunger Games“	1.3043	0.13240	23	18	3	2
2763	This should stop my office mates from eating my lunch.	1.3043	0.13240	23	18	3	2
2764	When they said 'lockdown', we took it to heart.	1.3043	0.11652	23	17	5	1
2765	There, now we can begin the juice cleanse.	1.3043	0.11652	23	17	5	1
2766	I call it "Ironmonger Chef."	1.3043	0.11652	23	17	5	1
2767	Are you sure about this diet?	1.3043	0.11652	23	17	5	1
2768	Looks like Grandpa’s off his meds again.	1.3043	0.13240	23	18	3	2

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