Contest #714


Cartoon

714

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “You’re right. It is easier with the ball.”
  2. “He just loves finding new ways to be indifferent.”
  3. “Remember, whoever drops him gets to dry him off.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2020-06-21T18:07:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2020-07-12T18:16:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2020-06-29T18:14:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued July 6 & 13, 2020
Number of captions 5495
Number of responses 870375
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 At that moment Willow was consumed with three thoughts: she couldn't swim,they were on their third drink,and she was on her ninth life. 2.1060 0.00684 12981 3354 4909 4714
1 God, I cannot wait until they go back to work 2.0987 0.00715 11683 2982 4560 4129
2 It was times like these that Mr. Snuffles most regretted being declawed. 2.0335 0.00752 10754 3114 4173 3463
3 When you suggested wine, the hot tub, your balls and my pussy, I expected something different. 2.0262 0.00907 8962 3222 2298 3441
4 Get adopted,” they said. “It’ll be fun,” they said 1.9758 0.00774 10240 3278 3935 3022
5 Tonight, your bottom dresser drawer is my litter box. 1.9240 0.00803 9954 3618 3477 2852
6 I’m still ignoring you 1.8848 0.00824 9069 3384 3347 2333
7 God I wish they’d had kids 1.8810 0.00786 9383 3345 3806 2225
8 Must. Remain. Aloof. 1.8690 0.00820 8611 3151 3447 2011
9 When the cat nip wears off and you wonder how you got here 1.8665 0.00861 8262 3156 3050 2053
10 Everything considered, I think I prefer the hot tin roof . . . 1.8570 0.00965 6601 2567 2411 1623
11 It was just then that Kitty realized — like the rest of 2020 — this would not end well. 1.8497 0.00867 7762 2951 3032 1772
12 That’s when it hit me. What if the whole ‘9 lives’ is just a myth? 1.8473 0.01538 2390 886 983 521
13 In about 10 seconds they’re going to wish they had declawed me. 1.8396 0.00962 6298 2420 2468 1410
14 Nine lives matter 1.8195 0.01145 5231 2350 1475 1406
15 Bob was beginning to regret adding “Cat Lover” to his dating profile. 1.8133 0.01061 5162 2071 1984 1107
16 Pet log, Stardate 4513.3: It's been 63 days since the humans have been in lockdown, and I'm officially in hell" 1.7858 0.00989 5929 2491 2217 1221
17 After careful consideration, Mr. Kitty decides to become a stray. 1.7229 0.00929 6522 2996 2331 1187
18 Please God, let them go back to work! 1.7159 0.01114 4502 2079 1623 800
19 And they wonder why I avoid them all day. 1.6903 0.01335 3126 1505 1084 537
20 Get your mind out of the gutter, Paul. This is what I meant. 1.6707 0.01356 3055 1527 1007 521
21 Joan and Fred's deaths were swift and horrific. 1.6681 0.01195 4278 2264 1176 837
22 You were right, I'm having way more fun now we've added the ball. 1.6640 0.01241 3694 1880 1175 639
23 I don't see why the dog says he loves playing ball with them. 1.6618 0.01101 4364 2149 1544 670
24 Why don't they just get Netflix like everyone else? 1.6605 0.01259 3237 1566 1204 467
25 How long before you guys are forced to face the real problems in your marriage? 1.6553 0.01185 3780 1879 1325 576
26 Jon, Super glue was a GREAT idea! 1.6551 0.01331 3297 1727 980 590
27 I can’t figure out if I sniffed too much catnip or if they drank too much wine. 1.6547 0.01713 1706 823 649 234
28 Quarantine has not been good to Boots. 1.6543 0.01746 1640 791 625 224
29 Be honest, Harold, do you think all this isolation is making us weird?” 1.6505 0.01271 3087 1497 1172 418
30 I haven't seen that look on his face since we had him neutered. 1.6486 0.01206 3631 1820 1267 544
31 Fluffy knew it was only a matter of time before the claws came out, but timing was everything. 1.6447 0.01316 3000 1501 1064 435
32 Where’s that stupid dog when you need him? 1.6429 0.01774 1641 821 585 235
33 Mittens was not, in fact, “having a ball” 1.6412 0.02795 694 357 229 108
34 Honestly I’d prefer a hot tin roof. 1.6335 0.01171 3962 2072 1264 621
35 I knew I should’ve meowed at the other couple who wanted to adopt me. 1.6214 0.01282 3098 1597 1077 424
36 It was the last moment Joe and Cindy remembered before waking up in the hospital 1.6209 0.01435 2775 1518 791 466
37 Finally, all those years of her practice on the Roomba have paid off. 1.6206 0.01430 2620 1387 840 393
38 Call the Schroedingers and let them know their cat is here. 1.6181 0.01731 1901 1043 541 317
39 Fluffy contemplates the ironies of the ‘safer at home’ initiative 1.6180 0.01434 2618 1395 828 395
40 That split second between cata"tonic" and catastrophic 1.6073 0.01518 2381 1304 708 369
41 Mittens would never forgive them for what seconds later would live on forever as “the pool incident” 1.6059 0.01419 2563 1365 843 355
42 You see, you could never do that with a baby. 1.6019 0.01386 2786 1519 852 411
43 They think this is fun. Wait until they go to sleep. 1.6003 0.01699 1724 911 591 222
44 Humans........so easy to train...... 1.5904 0.01867 1411 754 481 176
45 Mr. Whiskers, ever the unfriendly stoic, tried his best to hide that he was having the time of his life during quarantine. 1.5831 0.01523 2195 1207 696 292
46 But I'm weird for playing with yarn? 1.5807 0.03096 570 325 159 86
47 Barbara & Kevin couldn’t wait to test Trump’s latest advice: “My medical people - very good people - tell me that drinking wine whilst performing the Macarena in a swimming pool under the supervision of a cat precariously balanced on a blow up ball, is proven to prevent Covid-19.” 1.5806 0.01802 1831 1089 421 321
48 The vet said he needed to get more exercise. 1.5742 0.01485 2285 1269 720 296
49 'Can't friggin wait 'til these idiots go back to work.' 1.5670 0.01527 2185 1247 644 292
50 Tell us what you did with the dog or we let go of the ball. 1.5667 0.02982 607 352 166 89
51 No, I didn't train her. I just said: 'Stay off the beach ball!' 1.5592 0.01757 1597 933 448 216
52 You won't believe it, but my last boyfriend and my last cat both hated this game. 1.5561 0.01742 1604 904 508 192
53 And that adoption agency called us ‘unfit.’ 1.5550 0.02732 618 341 211 66
54 Get adopted, they said. You'll love your new family, they said. 1.5518 0.01781 1555 888 476 191
55 You're kidding. I thought he was your cat. 1.5506 0.02354 879 500 274 105
56 They could have learned a language during lockdown but no, they chose this. 1.5504 0.01770 1566 899 473 192
57 It was at this moment that Mittens knew he had to find a cure for COVID 1.5491 0.02034 1324 798 326 200
58 That's it. We've officially run out of things to do. 1.5481 0.02115 1113 642 332 139
59 And yet.....He still looks bored. 1.5467 0.01798 1476 838 469 169
60 Remember, whoever drops him gets to dry him off. 1.5467 0.01768 1606 932 470 204
61 When I pee in their wine glasses, they"ll sober up. 1.5462 0.01929 1428 850 376 202
62 I will sit where I want and you can work around me. 1.5458 0.01779 1561 901 468 192
63 The Schrodingers on vacation. 1.5441 0.01889 1566 957 366 243
64 Remember, if the cat falls in we have to pour another round. 1.5439 0.02322 934 545 270 119
65 Must... keep... claws... retracted. 1.5425 0.01738 1552 881 500 171
66 Why is it that we all three know this is going to end ugly, but we keep playing? 1.5415 0.02136 1036 591 329 116
67 When you're a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. ... Grab the ball by the pussy. You can do anything." 1.5408 0.01931 1470 895 355 220
68 And it was at that very moment that I decided, "If I live through today, I will kill them" 1.5362 0.01874 1438 851 403 184
69 He just loves finding new ways to be indifferent. 1.5342 0.01943 1258 728 388 142
70 This is what happens when I feign interest in them. 1.5300 0.01930 1217 696 397 124
71 A large enough litterbox and I could bury them both 1.5287 0.02604 783 479 194 110
72 I told you that was good catnip. 1.5277 0.01940 1264 740 381 143
73 This didn’t end well for me the last 8 times. 1.5256 0.02138 995 574 319 102
74 Have you seen the cat? 1.5255 0.02105 1136 683 309 144
75 - cat reconsiders the feral life - 1.5228 0.02070 1098 645 332 121
76 I will kill them in their sleep. 1.5195 0.02214 1078 667 260 150
77 Before launching #MeowToo, Minerva endured much in silence. 1.5168 0.02262 1041 650 244 147
78 Please go back to work. 1.5161 0.02106 1058 628 314 116
79 And suddenly Whiskers realized she was ready for her humans to return to work. 1.5154 0.02158 1071 652 286 133
80 You're right. It is easier with the ball. 1.5134 0.02311 931 568 248 115
81 Don’t complain—these YouTube videos paid for this vacation. 1.5120 0.02207 959 572 283 104
82 Just watching them makes me feel superior. 1.5094 0.02299 850 524 228 98
83 This didn’t work as well as sitting on their laptops. 1.5074 0.02248 950 577 264 109
84 No cats were harmed during the making of this cartoon 1.5051 0.02347 877 536 239 102
85 I can't believe I've got to spend nine lives with these bozos. 1.5024 0.02775 625 383 170 72
86 But it does keep him off the drapes. 1.5006 0.02265 847 501 268 78
87 Day 94, Pouilly-Fuissé kitty toss 1.4984 0.02715 632 385 179 68
88 It was in that moment Felix realized he was on his ninth and final life. 1.4936 0.02450 857 547 197 113
89 Let’s have another glass of wine and try this with the baby. 1.4936 0.02460 855 547 194 114
90 To claw, or not to claw ... 1.4929 0.02548 708 433 201 74
91 When you said: "Do you wanna play around with my pussy," this is definitely NOT what I had in mind." 1.4925 0.02612 737 467 177 93
92 He only cares about the ball because we’re playing with it. 1.4910 0.02410 774 471 226 77
93 If this doesn't go viral, we're doing porn. 1.4902 0.02262 767 498 183 86
94 I wish they were dog people. 1.4893 0.02527 748 467 196 85
95 Gosh, this is so much easier than with the ferret. 1.4886 0.02648 657 405 183 69
96 You hear a hissing noise? 1.4874 0.02304 794 475 251 68
97 It works better now that he's declawed. 1.4867 0.02407 789 489 217 83
98 The real punishment is having to look at you guys in your bathing suits. 1.4867 0.02565 713 444 191 78
99 Cause of death: white privilege. 1.4859 0.02562 780 503 175 102
100 Get humans they said. It'll be fun they said... 1.4852 0.02911 575 364 143 68
101 A cat, a ball and gravity. What could go wrong? 1.4834 0.02481 755 471 203 81
102 After this, getting him in the carrier will be easy. 1.4827 0.02409 752 459 223 70
103 Cat rules - No. 14: Cats must always sit on whatever their owner is trying to use 1.4821 0.02710 670 428 161 81
104 This is a lot of effort for a funny cat video. 1.4807 0.02539 699 433 196 70
105 What 2020 feels like. 1.4800 0.02637 675 425 176 74
106 I can't believe I have to waste one of my lives on this. 1.4786 0.02748 608 383 160 65
107 I wonder if it’s better to keep my nails to myself or just end it all at once. 1.4766 0.02573 661 408 191 62
108 I don't think this is what the relationship therapist meant by taking more risks. 1.4747 0.02811 554 343 159 52
109 You guys really need a dog. 1.4733 0.02728 581 359 169 53
110 Of all the people looking to adopt a cat...I get these two 1.4731 0.02746 613 388 160 65
111 Getting the mouse inside the beach ball is the tricky part 1.4725 0.02772 599 379 157 63
112 This will be much harder with the dog. 1.4723 0.02530 667 411 197 59
113 Shouldn’t you be out protesting? 1.4711 0.02616 658 414 178 66
114 Best of nine. 1.4691 0.02883 550 349 144 57
115 You know, I rarely do this on a first date. 1.4690 0.02773 548 338 163 47
116 You didn’t tell me you live with a party animal. 1.4689 0.02860 531 331 151 49
117 Sprinkles was beginning to wonder if her life-long friendship with Jed and Cindy had just been a case of Stockholm syndrome. 1.4666 0.02734 628 404 155 69
118 He started by riding the Roomba but soon started to look for greater challenges 1.4666 0.02687 628 399 165 64
119 It had taken Binky months to train them. 1.4653 0.02791 619 403 144 72
120 Clueless pet owners, part 3: "The vet said: 'Perhaps she's bored. Try a ball toss.' 1.4649 0.03017 499 318 130 51
121 Let's go see if the birdie is ready for a round of badminton. 1.4635 0.03362 425 277 99 49
122 As you can see, he’s a well balanced cat. 1.4635 0.02689 602 379 167 56
123 I think I hear a hissing sound. 1.4625 0.03617 320 199 94 27
124 It got him off your keyboard didn’t it? 1.4612 0.02759 516 315 164 37
125 Ever since we got the robot vac, he has to ride on anything that moves. 1.4608 0.03088 421 259 130 32
126 Isn't it cute the way cats pretend we are idiots? 1.4604 0.02831 543 346 145 52
127 After thirty-seven hours, no one wanted to tell Myrtle and George that Guinness no longer accepts entries for “longest time cat kept in air on ball” category. 1.4564 0.02863 539 345 142 52
128 It’s times like this that I wish I weren’t declawed. 1.4562 0.02719 559 350 163 46
129 Next trip let's save up so we can swim with dolphins instead 1.4562 0.02801 559 357 149 53
130 I dunno. This doesn’t seem as fun as the dog said it would be. 1.4560 0.02796 557 355 150 52
131 Schrödinger never forgot the moment his interest switched from experimental to theoretical physics. 1.4525 0.03034 537 360 111 66
132 Day 57 1.4517 0.03039 487 316 122 49
133 'I sincerely miss the time I was Schrodinger's cat' 1.4511 0.02913 532 346 132 54
134 WOW...!!! That Gorilla Glue really works...!! 1.4509 0.02993 530 351 119 60
135 This is great! Usually she doesn't like the men I bring home. 1.4505 0.02977 475 302 132 41
136 The downside of having nine lives. 1.4489 0.02757 519 324 157 38
137 Fluffy began to suspect he had been tricked into an elaborate surprise bath time scheme 1.4487 0.03053 468 302 122 44
138 Everyone has their own reasons for hating the coronavirus 1.4471 0.02912 510 329 134 47
139 All they do is drink, sleep, and play. 1.4451 0.02975 501 327 125 49
140 They REALLY need another couple to play with. 1.4449 0.03024 499 329 118 52
141 The room and board isn't worth this 1.4433 0.03032 494 326 117 51
142 In homes around the world, pets begin to eagerly await their humans return to work 1.4431 0.02958 492 319 128 45
143 It’s extreme, yes, but I guarantee they will never ask us to cat-sit again. 1.4427 0.03161 436 284 111 41
144 Better than a hot tin roof! 1.4410 0.03109 483 323 107 53
145 Felix thought, "This catnip is freakin' amazing!" 1.4400 0.03018 475 310 121 44
146 I’d trade all nine lives to have my claws back for one second. 1.4397 0.03114 473 315 108 50
147 No way he lands on his feet. 1.4386 0.02956 472 304 129 39
148 You’re right. This IS more fun than goat yoga. 1.4379 0.03188 443 294 104 45
149 (looking back I realized that letting them make me ride the Roomba was a mistake) 1.4378 0.03058 466 306 116 44
150 Say, Charles, do you think this is The New Yorker’s most pathetic attempt yet to work a cat into a cartoon? 1.4374 0.03263 423 281 99 43
151 Yup, going back to stray life 1.4372 0.03000 462 299 124 39
152 Strange how fast things become the “new normal” 1.4372 0.03031 462 301 120 41
153 The crazy glue is really working! 1.4372 0.03153 462 307 104 49
154 If we can do this, we’re definitely ready to have a baby! 1.4358 0.03323 397 262 97 38
155 At the moment, Mittens wasn’t feeling very “rescued.” 1.4354 0.03101 457 302 111 44
156 Well the superglue works 1.4352 0.03126 455 302 108 45
157 He had the same look on his face at the dog park." 1.4349 0.03104 453 299 111 43
158 On the next toss, try putting more spin on it 1.4347 0.03278 398 261 101 36
159 Not quite as much fun as stepping on my bladder at 4:00 every morning, is it Pumpkin? 1.4346 0.03192 451 303 100 48
160 I believe it was Jerry Seinfeld who said that nothing is fun for the whole family. 1.4312 0.03139 436 288 108 40
161 And so began a revelation - she was over sacrificing her comfort for their amusement, over being the glue that kept the humans’ love life intact, over the debt she felt she owed them for adopting and not shopping. She was finally ready to embrace the joy of missing out. Let them find someone else to post on social media for likes. With this silent proclamation, she set herself free and knocked over their wine glasses before she vanished from their lives, until dinner time. 1.4298 0.03554 363 248 75 40
162 There is no winner in a game of cat and spouse. 1.4296 0.03051 433 286 110 37
163 Schrödinger's Cat finally reaches a state of superposition. 1.4282 0.03332 425 291 86 48
164 White people. 1.4279 0.03446 409 283 77 49
165 Don’t show them you’re having fun...Don’t show them you’re having fun...Don’t show them you’re having fun... 1.4276 0.03182 421 279 104 38
166 Welcome back to the 2020 Summer Olympics. Jim, would you agree that COVID-19 has made this the oddest games in recent memory? 1.4262 0.03437 359 238 89 32
167 Is he enjoying it? I don't know. He's a cat. 1.4258 0.03106 418 273 112 33
168 it was then that Bojangles realized he detested mankind. he loathed their childish games, their adolescence. he hated the frothy bowl from which he drank. the pellets he absently munched upon, day by day. a revolution was near. there would be blood. 1.4258 0.03338 418 286 86 46
169 And in that instant, Pookers knew he would be finding a new home, right after hiding the bodies. 1.4258 0.03286 418 283 92 43
170 Day 97. The humans continue to occupy my home, and have now begun to force my participation in their ‘self care’ activities. Send help. 1.4255 0.03262 416 280 95 41
171 Suddenly, Schrödinger’s cat realized it detested indeterminacy. 1.4251 0.03326 414 282 88 44
172 I hope they break up. 1.4248 0.03193 412 273 103 36
173 Cats get bored if you don't play with them. 1.4248 0.03302 412 279 91 42
174 Hey... do you think that maybe this is why the last one ran away? 1.4244 0.03185 410 271 104 35
175 It's no goat yoga, but I feel relaxed 1.4244 0.03148 410 269 108 33
176 What happened to those quiet days when they went to work. 1.4240 0.03101 408 265 113 30
177 Next week we take him bowling. 1.4222 0.03193 405 268 103 34
178 Whatever we do, she has to be the center of attention 1.4218 0.03223 403 268 100 35
179 Ever since the Roomba he just rides everything. 1.4214 0.03156 401 263 107 31
180 Best thing for you Fluffy would be to spit out the goldfish before our arms grow tired. 1.4214 0.03348 401 273 87 41
181 No, the cat is not declawed. Why do you ask? 1.4214 0.03253 401 268 97 36
182 He still looks bored 1.4214 0.03176 401 264 105 32
183 Do you see him, too? 1.4211 0.03457 342 226 88 28
184 These midday Quarantinis are making me wish I had only one life! 1.4211 0.03284 399 268 94 37
185 I’m getting tired of you two putting me in the middle of your little games 1.4204 0.03418 333 217 92 24
186 Drink up smart ones. If I fall in this pool your bed will be my litter box at 3am. 1.4203 0.03268 395 264 96 35
187 I call this game 2020. It provides hours of boredom punctuated with bursts of sheer terror! 1.4198 0.03358 393 267 87 39
188 At this moment Mittens realized she didn’t have to just sit there and take it anymore 1.4171 0.03023 386 246 119 21
189 Clearly humans, I have mastered your silly game 1.4167 0.03291 384 257 94 33
190 This is what I get for shredding the last roll of toilet paper 1.4167 0.03393 384 262 84 38
191 I hope they both catch it 1.4167 0.03492 384 267 74 43
192 I wish the club had a kitty pool. 1.4162 0.03365 382 259 87 36
193 Do I really have to put up with this for 8 more lives...... 1.4162 0.03345 382 258 89 35
194 Will these morons just get Coronavirus already?? 1.4162 0.03466 382 264 77 41
195 Have you noticed that every time we drink the sofa ends up shredded? 1.4158 0.03519 380 265 72 43
196 Things have gone downhill from my pharaoh days 1.4153 0.03328 378 254 91 33
197 . Fluffy couldn't decide which human she would kill first. 1.4153 0.03411 378 258 83 37
198 If she didn't like it she'd jump off. 1.4153 0.03328 378 254 91 33
199 'This is the last time I allow myself to be rescued on the Upper East Side' 1.4144 0.03416 374 255 83 36
200 Were I white; they wouldn’t pull this stuff. 1.4129 0.03414 356 241 72 35
201 What happened to the seal? 1.4129 0.03390 373 256 81 36
202 Can a cat land on his feet under water? 1.4129 0.03271 373 248 96 29
203 My cat? I thought it was yours. 1.4114 0.03192 367 240 103 24
204 How much wine did you give the cat? 1.4113 0.03289 355 234 96 25
205 They're so cute when they're paralyzed with fear. 1.4110 0.03386 365 247 86 32
206 I like to call it 'Fur Ball'! 1.4105 0.03399 363 242 85 31
207 Nonsense - he's having a ball! 1.4105 0.03354 363 244 89 30
208 People---have you considered my dismount? 1.4105 0.03422 363 247 83 33
209 Uh oh... this isn’t the Roomba 1.4100 0.03344 361 242 90 29
210 A ball of yarn just doesn’t do it for her anymore 1.4090 0.03275 357 239 90 27
211 MUST SWALLOW KEY TO WINE CELLAR! 1.4090 0.03462 357 244 80 33
212 Downtime at the Schrödinger's 1.4062 0.03675 352 250 61 41
213 This will weed out the caption writers. 1.4062 0.03495 352 242 77 33
214 He does it just to feel superior. 1.4059 0.03484 303 199 85 19
215 How long has that cat been there? 1.4058 0.03522 345 237 76 32
216 Remember our first cat? 1.4057 0.03438 350 238 82 30
217 Little do they know I've taken swimming lessons 1.4052 0.03428 348 236 83 29
218 It was all fun and games for Mittens until the humans stopped leaving the house. 1.4048 0.03683 294 198 73 23
219 See, I told you Super Glue would work. 1.4046 0.03430 351 239 82 30
220 I figured out how to start it. You figure out how to stop. 1.4041 0.03430 344 233 83 28
221 Let’s hope this goes better than it did with the children 1.4041 0.03380 344 231 87 26
222 Stubbornness and fear of water combined are strong enough to defy the laws of physics. 1.4035 0.03368 342 229 88 25
223 He’ll sit on anything I’m using to get my attention. 1.4035 0.03493 342 234 78 30
224 If he were nervous, we'd know. 1.4035 0.03394 342 230 86 26
225 Should we give it a spin? 1.4029 0.03507 340 233 77 30
226 Eight 1.4024 0.03369 338 226 88 24
227 The untenable life of an adult cat of alcoholics. 1.4024 0.03571 338 234 72 32
228 Don’t mind him. He’s just here to make sure we remain six feet apart. 1.4007 0.03742 287 195 69 23
229 Gato Polo! 1.4006 0.03566 332 229 73 30
230 Stultorum infinitus est numerus... The number of fools is infinite 1.3988 0.03546 331 228 74 29
231 Hank, do you hear that hissing sound? 1.3988 0.03415 331 223 84 24
232 The CBD drops are working! Look how calm he is in the water now. 1.3988 0.03361 331 221 88 22
233 2020 so far: cat’s point of view 1.3976 0.03442 327 221 82 24
234 Drop me and it’s Marco Polo with fangs and claws. 1.3973 0.03712 297 204 68 25
235 Day #103 with the humans proves to be even more exhausting than Day #102 1.3970 0.03552 330 228 73 29
236 ‘Stay home, save lives’ they say... now I only have 3 left! 1.3970 0.03500 330 226 77 27
237 4 months into the Coronavirus shutdown, Tom and Mary finally felt a sense of accomplishment. 1.3970 0.03366 330 221 87 22
238 Honey, your cat glue... it really works! 1.3970 0.03255 330 229 75 25
239 Do you think he misses us when we're gone? 1.3970 0.03283 330 218 93 19
240 The disappointing moment Larry realizes he misunderstood his wife’s invitation to join her in the spa to “play with her kitty.” 1.3969 0.03721 325 230 61 34
241 I knew they really weren't cat people." 1.3969 0.03373 325 217 87 21
242 Trying to decide how to murder the humans and make it look like a accident 1.3963 0.03498 323 220 78 25
243 I bet you're wondering how I got here. Well it all started when they were deemed non-essential...." 1.3963 0.03526 323 221 76 26
244 It was at that moment that Norman felt that chasing a little red light on the wall did NOT make him the inferior species... 1.3963 0.03633 323 225 68 30
245 I’m the one who needs a glass of wine. 1.3960 0.03546 298 200 78 20
246 I'm so glad things have gone back to normal. 1.3957 0.03529 326 224 75 27
247 For the moment, the Schrodingers' cat was both clawed and declawed. 1.3956 0.03702 321 226 63 32
248 You’ve made your point - this cat can sit and stay better than my dog. 1.3950 0.03528 319 218 76 25
249 Help,I'm on my eighth life and they're on their third bottle 1.3950 0.03528 319 218 76 25
250 8 to go! 1.3937 0.03500 315 214 78 23
251 Never in my nine lives have I been so disrespected. 1.3923 0.03559 311 213 74 24
252 But Geoffrey, you did say '"let's have a drink, jump in the pool, and have some fun with my pussy!" 1.3923 0.03758 311 220 60 31
253 Gonna pop this thing in 3....2.... 1.3916 0.03633 309 214 69 26
254 I wasn’t always a grumpy cat. Until one summer day... 1.3916 0.03485 309 209 79 21
255 Don't be silly, they love water! 1.3916 0.03545 309 211 75 23
256 We call it Cat on a Taut Thin Pouf. 1.3916 0.03775 309 219 59 31
257 You got adopted," they said. "It will be fun," they said 1.3896 0.03536 308 213 71 24
258 When I asked if I could join them for a poolside highball, this is not exactly what I had in mind. 1.3896 0.03754 308 218 60 30
259 When I tell my girlfriends about our first date, what should I call this game? 1.3896 0.03810 308 220 56 32
260 Wow... Let's get another glass of wine and see if we can get him to use the diving board. 1.3896 0.03491 308 209 78 21
261 He's just as playful as the shelter described him online. 1.3896 0.03551 308 211 74 23
262 This is what happens when dog people get a cat. 1.3896 0.03368 308 205 86 17
263 The family cat hoping the next eight lives aren’t spent quarantined with humans. 1.3889 0.03685 306 214 65 27
264 Great. I’ve been adopted by alcoholics 1.3889 0.03626 306 212 69 25
265 I thought when you said I could play with your... nevermind. 1.3889 0.03699 306 217 60 29
266 My life was better when you both had jobs 1.3882 0.03521 304 207 76 21
267 After the fourth month of constant human presence, Fluffy no longer cared about the “nine lives” theory. 1.3880 0.03715 299 209 64 26
268 See? With the ball, it's much more humane. 1.3880 0.03561 299 204 74 21
269 Oh, relax. The sign says 'no horseplay.' 1.3880 0.03561 299 204 74 21
270 You were right about declawing. 1.3874 0.03567 302 207 73 22
271 He can’t wait until the Roomba is fixed 1.3872 0.03577 297 203 73 21
272 99 cats without claws on a ball, 99 cats without claws... 1.3872 0.03640 297 205 69 23
273 You were right, the kitty pool is much more fun 1.3849 0.03832 265 183 62 20
274 Having tired of the box, Schrödinger’s cat discovered it could, in fact, be both on the ball and not on at all on the ball. 1.3844 0.03878 294 211 53 30
275 No, he’s yours in the divorce 1.3844 0.03663 294 204 67 23
276 "Oh, we found him at the Cirque d'Soleil shelter." 1.3844 0.03694 294 205 65 24
277 $@*% superglue. 1.3844 0.03757 294 207 61 26
278 Don't worry, the one she jumps for gets her in the divorce settlement. 1.3844 0.03566 294 201 73 20
279 We really should go to AA. 1.3844 0.03534 294 200 75 19
280 Wait, do you see the cat, too? 1.3836 0.03647 292 202 68 22
281 Whoa! That was some serious 'nip that dude sold me! 1.3836 0.03582 292 200 72 20
282 Drunken Cat Tossing Still more interesting than nearly every Nicholas Cage movie. 1.3836 0.03743 292 205 62 25
283 Save me from these white people 1.3836 0.03867 292 209 54 29
284 Linda's daily horoscope said 'happiness is a balancing cat', and the horoscope was never wrong. 1.3828 0.03823 290 206 57 27
285 Wait until my sister and her stupid talking dog get a load of this. 1.3819 0.03746 288 202 62 24
286 Once we master this, let’s start having difficult conversations about race. 1.3819 0.03714 288 201 64 23
287 I think we are definitely ready to have kids. 1.3819 0.03873 288 206 54 28
288 Whiskers decided to let them have their fun. For now. 1.3813 0.03668 278 191 68 19
289 Well at least the cat's having a ball. 1.3811 0.03764 286 201 61 24
290 I don't know why they say that cats are antisocial. 1.3811 0.03422 286 191 81 14
291 People...so easily amused. 1.3811 0.03796 286 202 59 25
292 This could just be the Absinthe but do you also see a beach ball under the cat we're throwing to each other?" 1.3811 0.03828 286 203 57 26
293 Mittens was going back and forth on whether licking their toothbrushes would be adequate payback. 1.3803 0.03781 284 200 60 24
294 The first to drop the ball into the water dies. 1.3803 0.04005 284 207 46 31
295 excuse me, I'm sitting here. 1.3794 0.03733 282 197 63 22
296 First the hot tin roof and now this? 1.3794 0.03800 282 199 59 24
297 I should have knocked the bottle over. 1.3794 0.03699 282 196 65 21
298 If I fall in the water, I promise that both of you will wish you had declawed me! 1.3794 0.03800 282 199 59 24
299 I wish you were dog people.” 1.3786 0.03917 280 201 52 27
300 Let's do the dog next! 1.3786 0.03646 280 193 68 19
301 I'll be glad when baseball is back on TV. 1.3786 0.03716 280 195 64 21
302 And without warning or fanfare, "kitty-ball" was born. 1.3786 0.03681 280 194 66 20
303 I think he was happier when it was just him and the Roomba. 1.3786 0.03884 280 200 54 26
304 Only four feet between us. Don't tell Cuomo. 1.3786 0.03818 280 198 58 24
305 She still ignores us! 1.3786 0.03750 280 196 62 22
306 I hate it when they drink! 1.3784 0.04647 185 130 40 15
307 I know you like wet pussy. 1.3777 0.03970 278 201 49 28
308 week 75 1.3777 0.04052 233 162 54 17
309 You guys should’ve stuck to making sourdough bread. 1.3774 0.03748 265 183 64 18
310 You're right, it IS a lot easier without the dog. 1.3759 0.03550 274 186 73 15
311 And then I saw those ads for CBD oil for cats, and I thought, ‘Why not? Can’t hurt.’ 1.3750 0.03788 272 191 60 21
312 If I waste even one life on this... 1.3750 0.03859 272 193 56 23
313 This new glue seems to really work 1.3750 0.03823 272 192 58 22
314 White people are so weird. 1.3750 0.03806 272 194 55 23
315 ... and then if the cat falls into the pool, you DRINK! 1.3750 0.03928 272 195 52 25
316 I’ll pass on my 9th life. 1.3750 0.03547 272 187 69 16
317 Is this really what they do in Florida? 1.3750 0.03961 248 174 55 19
318 Ooooh! One more reason to wish the end of humanity on Earth... 1.3750 0.03752 272 190 62 20
319 He insists on making sure we stay 6 feet apart. 1.3750 0.03788 272 191 60 21
320 That's some strong glue. 1.3750 0.04163 272 202 38 32
321 Don't worry, he'll land on his feet. 1.3741 0.03788 270 192 56 22
322 My boyfriends usually play with my pussy before I play with their balls, but both at the same time is great. 1.3741 0.04051 270 197 45 28
323 Hey Stephanie, let's try it without the ball this time. 1.3731 0.03788 268 188 60 20
324 I'm glad we de-clawed him. 1.3731 0.03751 268 187 62 19
325 He's not so indifferent now, is he? 1.3731 0.03599 268 183 70 15
326 Just have a kid, already! 1.3722 0.03732 266 185 63 18
327 Quarantine. Day 156. After consuming seven bottles of Chardonnay in two hours, we failed to cure the virus. However, we solved the quandry of levitation and impressed the dog. 1.3722 0.03881 266 189 55 22
328 And they said you can't train them. 1.3722 0.03769 266 186 61 19
329 I guess it’s a good thing we didn’t become parents.” 1.3722 0.03881 266 189 55 22
330 So tonight the rule is we drink every time she falls in. 1.3722 0.03953 266 191 51 24
331 I have heard of the Catskills but this is different 1.3717 0.03849 269 191 56 22
332 I better be in the will. 1.3712 0.03788 264 185 60 19
333 Nonsense, he looks more relaxed already. 1.3712 0.03633 264 181 68 15
334 Careful Carl, don't get my pussy wet. 1.3712 0.03730 264 196 43 25
335 It helps him forget he's neutered." 1.3712 0.03633 264 181 68 15
336 I should have left this house on January 1st, when they decided to get rid of their TV set because it was election year... 1.3702 0.03845 262 185 57 20
337 Amazing—she still won’t come to either one of us. 1.3702 0.03768 262 183 61 18
338 What a relief! I have to be honest, I was a little nervous when your profile said you that enjoyed playing with feline inflatables. 1.3702 0.03729 262 182 63 17
339 What cats do when the Roomba is no longer a thrill ride. 1.3702 0.03845 262 185 57 20
340 Sure he acts stand-offish at first, but really he loves to be the center of attention. 1.3698 0.03661 265 183 66 16
341 Say goodbye to your precious cushions you ungrateful owners 1.3692 0.03940 260 186 52 22
342 Fluffy was enjoying the quarantine less and less. 1.3692 0.03707 260 180 64 16
343 I need a drink more than they do. 1.3692 0.03902 260 185 54 21
344 "I love how the couple's therapist gave us a task that also honors our relationship with Fluffy." 1.3692 0.03626 260 178 68 14
345 Wouldn’t it be more fun if we had a seal instead? 1.3692 0.03940 260 186 52 22
346 Better here than a hot tin roof.” 1.3692 0.03747 260 181 62 17
347 Mr. Whiskers contemplated legal action, while Dick and Jane vainly sought YouTube stardom. 1.3692 0.03747 260 181 62 17
348 Goat yoga was so passé ! 1.3691 0.03995 233 163 54 16
349 Suddenly, and all too sadly, Sebastian came to realize the true purpose of his being declawed. 1.3682 0.03203 258 182 63 13
350 For no reason whatsoever, the cat stopped using the litter box. 1.3672 0.03864 256 182 53 20
351 I guess they're waiting for me to do something they can put on youtube. Well I'm not playing. 1.3667 0.04721 180 129 36 15
352 I’ll set it. You spike it. 1.3661 0.03844 254 179 57 18
353 The trick is to keep your eye on the cat, not the ball. 1.3661 0.03678 254 175 65 14
354 Just another thing that never would have made sense before quarantine. 1.3658 0.03969 257 185 50 22
355 Trust me, I saw it on TikTok. 1.3651 0.03863 252 178 56 18
356 I picked the wrong quarantine bubble. 1.3640 0.03671 250 172 65 13
357 At least it's safer than the bulldog on the pool noodle. 1.3640 0.03883 250 177 55 18
358 What a fun way to teach the cat not to dig her claws into things. 1.3640 0.03714 250 173 63 14
359 Unfazed by its previous life/death, Schrödinger's cat ventures into its next quantum phase. 1.3629 0.03986 248 178 50 20
360 No, no—he loves it up there! 1.3618 0.03838 246 173 57 16
361 Let's drink some wine, they said. It'll be fun, they said... 1.3618 0.03661 246 169 65 12
362 Later tonight when they are asleep I will demonstrate that a beach ball does not have nine lives. 1.3618 0.03966 246 176 51 19
363 He's just pretending he doesn't see us. 1.3618 0.03751 246 171 61 14
364 Look honey, he really likes this! 1.3618 0.03616 246 168 67 11
365 At that moment, Fluffy wondered if Wine Wednesday wasn't getting a little out of hand. 1.3607 0.03188 244 173 60 11
366 Will they ever go back to work? 1.3607 0.04029 244 176 48 20
367 He'll never let us know he's having a good time. 1.3607 0.03814 244 171 58 15
368 Well, one good thing about the quarantine — we haven't seen that witch mother of yours. 1.3607 0.03814 244 171 58 15
369 He'll do anything to avoid getting wet 1.3607 0.03725 244 169 62 13
370 Quarantine Day 100 1.3600 0.04127 225 161 47 17
371 Oh, he actually likes it...it's Marco Polo that drives him crazy. 1.3595 0.03922 242 172 53 17
372 I feel like there's a physics joke here somewhere 1.3584 0.03865 226 157 57 12
373 I said a ball of yarn. 1.3583 0.03808 240 168 58 14
374 No, that‘s also his happy face. 1.3583 0.03854 240 169 56 15
375 Kitty's never going to knock Mama's drink off the table again, is he. 1.3571 0.04139 238 174 43 21
376 How did the cat adoption paperwork not pre-screen for this? 1.3562 0.03833 233 163 57 13
377 Your cat always comes between us! 1.3562 0.03943 219 153 54 12
378 Why do they never leave? 1.3547 0.03915 234 166 53 15
379 „Using my claws in 3, 2, 1.“ 1.3547 0.03915 234 166 53 15
380 Sacrificing my dignity, once again 1.3547 0.03868 234 165 55 14
381 How much longer do you think he’s going to make us do this? 1.3547 0.04007 234 168 49 17
382 Cat On A Sot Ginned Spoof. 1.3547 0.03961 234 167 51 16
383 You’re right. This IS a lot easier after cocktails. 1.3547 0.03915 234 166 53 15
384 Cats can't swim? Fake news. 1.3547 0.03915 234 171 45 18
385 I'd rather have a hair ball. 1.3547 0.03820 234 164 57 13
386 Fluffy's lockdown took a sudden turn for the worse. 1.3547 0.04007 234 168 49 17
387 Its your cat, no, it's your cat! 1.3547 0.03961 234 167 51 16
388 Sure wish I wasn't declawed. 1.3547 0.03961 234 167 51 16
389 And that was the last time Craig ever told a wet pussy joke... 1.3544 0.04104 237 173 44 20
390 This is your idea of a threesome? 1.3534 0.03936 232 165 52 15
391 I can’t believe we never thought of this before. 1.3534 0.03936 232 165 52 15
392 I should have stayed at the animal shelter. 1.3534 0.04076 232 168 46 18
393 Sometimes pussy enjoys being on top. 1.3534 0.04121 232 169 44 19
394 If I didn't have that catnip addiction, I'd never put up with this. 1.3534 0.03936 232 165 52 15
395 I saw it on TikTok, it’s called the furball challenge 1.3532 0.03993 235 169 49 17
396 ...so I said to my ex, "Who's the crazy cat lady now?". 1.3532 0.03947 235 168 51 16
397 New Yorker: Try to draw something non-political, non-controversial, and non-COVID themed. Cartoonist: . 1.3529 0.03958 238 171 50 17
398 Despite their divorce, the couple found a way to stay ready for the volleyball season, share their cat, and socially distance. 1.3522 0.04099 230 167 45 18
399 Mittens was beginning to remember why he typically gave Nance and Dennis a wide berth when they cracked a bottle of Rioja. 1.3522 0.04145 230 168 43 19
400 Whiskers wondered if anyone else ever felt like an insignificant speck, floating along on a big, bouncy ball.... 1.3522 0.04099 230 167 45 18
401 This is our last cat, so let’s try to get a streak of twenty. 1.3522 0.04190 230 169 41 20
402 Letting him out of the bag was the best decision I ever made. 1.3522 0.04052 230 166 47 17
403 Still suffering from PTSD, Schrodinger's cat engaged in other self-destructive behavior. 1.3522 0.03909 230 163 53 14
404 I want my claws back. 1.3522 0.03957 230 164 51 15
405 Gin and catatonic. 1.3522 0.04324 230 172 35 23
406 One of us is not enjoying this. 1.3522 0.03760 230 160 59 11
407 The goldfish are loving this. 1.3522 0.03909 230 163 53 14
408 Please fix their WiFi already 1.3509 0.03930 228 162 52 14
409 Oh the ball just came with it 1.3509 0.03880 228 161 54 13
410 I wonder who’s cat this is. 1.3509 0.04027 228 164 48 16
411 All my ex-husbands dropped the ball. 1.3509 0.03979 228 163 50 15
412 That adhesive is working really well. 1.3509 0.03779 228 159 58 11
413 I thought that the vet was exaggerating when she said that Fluffy had a hemorrhoid as big as a beachball 1.3509 0.04350 228 171 34 23
414 Oh, you can see the cat, too? 1.3509 0.03649 228 161 53 12
415 ...and if the cat falls in the water, it’s called a scratch! 1.3509 0.03979 228 163 50 15
416 He hates people for some reason. 1.3509 0.03930 228 162 52 14
417 Maybe it’s the wine, but this ball seems a lot heavier. 1.3496 0.04001 226 162 49 15
418 She always has to be the center of attention." 1.3496 0.04001 226 162 49 15
419 THE LAST KNOWN PHOTO OF FRITZ THE CAT. WITH FORMER OWNERS GRACE AND GEORGE. 1.3496 0.04239 226 167 39 20
420 Someone wants attention. 1.3496 0.04098 226 164 45 17
421 His balance is good, but if we are going to be competitive, he is going to need a better stage presence. 1.3496 0.03667 226 158 58 10
422 Well, at least one of us is on the ball. 1.3496 0.03901 226 160 53 13
423 Now remember, every time you drop the cat in the pool, you have to take a drink. 1.3496 0.02747 226 173 40 13
424 Don’t worry, he’ll only use his claws if he falls on your head. 1.3496 0.04049 226 163 47 16
425 How was I to know the dog couldn't swim? 1.3484 0.04161 221 161 43 17
426 No masks and no conscience. 1.3484 0.04161 221 161 43 17
427 This will keep him off the kitchen counter. 1.3484 0.04061 221 159 47 15
428 And you said cats weren’t fun. 1.3484 0.03689 221 152 61 8
429 I fear that this could end catastrophically. 1.3484 0.04061 221 159 47 15
430 schrodinger's catch 1.3484 0.04161 221 161 43 17
431 Humans are so easy to entertain. 1.3482 0.03819 224 157 56 11
432 Oh look she woke up from her nap. 1.3482 0.03973 224 160 50 14
433 As if this day could get any worse. 1.3482 0.03871 224 158 54 12
434 It’s called ‘Russian Blue’ Roulette 1.3482 0.03998 224 163 45 16
435 When will they go back to work. 1.3470 0.04032 219 157 48 14
436 you people need a job 1.3470 0.04084 219 158 46 15
437 See? He likes it. 1.3470 0.03819 219 153 56 10
438 Rasputin’s well-documented fear of water was exceeded only by his fear of missing out. 1.3470 0.04084 219 158 46 15
439 One bottle of wine later, “conference call stat” was quickly translated into “beach ball cat” 1.3470 0.04185 219 160 42 17
440 Now, I want you to sit up there and think about what you did. 1.3470 0.03927 219 155 52 12
441 Why some pets would prefer a shelter in place of shelter in place 1.3470 0.04333 219 163 36 20
442 Let’s take this up a notch, shall we? ... Can you teach her to do a handstand 1.3470 0.01809 219 166 46 7
443 if these people don't go back to work... 1.3470 0.04381 219 164 34 21
444 Should we stop drinking or is that a cat sitting on the beach ball? 1.3470 0.04084 219 160 43 16
445 And Mookie found himself wondering once again when their offices would ever re-open. 1.3470 0.04084 219 158 46 15
446 Aren't you glad we had Mr. Fluffles stuffed? He's still playing with us! 1.3470 0.04135 219 159 44 16
447 How is this any less scary than the vacuum cleaner? 1.3470 0.04135 219 159 44 16
448 Maybe we should make this our last glass of wine... 1.3470 0.03444 219 164 41 14
449 It's so refreshing now that things are finally getting back to normal. 1.3470 0.03980 219 156 50 13
450 This isn't what I imagined when I got your text! 1.3468 0.04096 222 161 45 16
451 Remember when stuff was normal? 1.3468 0.03785 222 155 57 10
452 The gravity of the situation suddenly dawned on Felix. 1.3456 0.04002 217 155 49 13
453 I’ve always social distanced. Figure it out for yourselves. 1.3456 0.04002 217 155 49 13
454 Think we’ll regret this in the morning? 1.3456 0.04002 217 155 49 13
455 See, much easier than with the baby.... 1.3456 0.04210 217 159 41 17
456 After another glass, let's try it with two. 1.3456 0.04002 217 160 41 16
457 This is nothing. You should see what he can do with a unicycle and a bagpipe. 1.3456 0.03169 217 161 45 11
458 Her core strength IS amazing! 1.3455 0.03912 220 156 52 12
459 ...on second thought, that hot tin roof wasn't so bad... 1.3442 0.04025 215 154 48 13
460 I have to say, pets have really helped fill in the void now that we can't have anyone over. 1.3442 0.03803 215 150 56 9
461 See! Her penchant for possessiveness far outweighs her fear of getting wet! 1.3429 0.06176 105 78 18 9
462 At once, the cat was both alive and dead inside 1.3427 0.04209 213 156 41 16
463 This is a lot more fun since we had him de-clawed. 1.3427 0.03880 213 150 53 10
464 She's agreeing to this in exchange for total access to the nubby curtains in the family room. 1.3427 0.04048 213 153 47 13
465 Nine lives....Eight lives..... 1.3426 0.04115 216 157 44 15
466 It took a pandemic and a stay-at-home order, but finally my humans are fully trained 1.3425 0.04127 219 160 43 16
467 Make a cat video, they said. It will be fun. It will go viral... 1.3425 0.04227 219 162 39 18
468 Fluffy has been a lot calmer since she showed an interest in gin! 1.3425 0.04277 219 163 37 19
469 I repeat, when do you two go back to work? 1.3412 0.03958 211 150 50 11
470 That moment when you remember you have an assignment due at 11:59p.m. 1.3412 0.04180 211 154 42 15
471 Note for life #9: steer clear of pools 1.3410 0.03940 217 155 50 12
472 ‘And today’s word is CATapult’ 1.3410 0.04202 217 160 40 17
473 This thing must have a hole in it because I hear hissing every time I toss it 1.3410 0.04099 217 158 44 15
474 He’s a real pool cat. 1.3410 0.04401 217 164 32 21
475 He's doing so well on the new medication! 1.3410 0.03802 217 155 51 11
476 The vet said he needed more exercise.... 1.3410 0.03601 217 149 62 6
477 And for this I had to be declawed? 1.3410 0.03994 217 156 48 13
478 I told you the de-clawing would be worth it. 1.3410 0.03994 217 156 48 13
479 Tim, you may want to put on a shirt! 1.3410 0.03994 217 156 48 13
480 Precious, we will get back to work one of these days. In the mean time, isn't it fun having us home all the time? 1.3410 0.03940 217 155 50 12
481 It seems I am the glue holding this relationship together. 1.3410 0.03830 217 153 54 10
482 It was either this or the laser pointer. 1.3397 0.03981 209 149 49 11
483 I always wondered what a catbird seat was. 1.3397 0.03922 209 148 51 10
484 I told you he’d play ball with us. 1.3397 0.04094 209 151 45 13
485 It was at that moment Whiskers realized something had gone horribly wrong. 1.3396 0.03799 212 156 43 13
486 You’re freakin meowt. 1.3394 0.04135 218 160 42 16
487 Shouldn't we all be wearing masks? 1.3390 0.04591 177 130 34 13
488 Taking a nap on the giant ball revealed itself to be a bad idea. 1.3389 0.04537 180 132 35 13
489 I think I prefer the Roomba. 1.3382 0.04118 207 150 44 13
490 He does this when I try to read the newspaper, too. 1.3382 0.04231 207 152 40 15
491 White people doing things. 1.3382 0.04175 207 151 42 14
492 Yes, I’m thinking. They’re drinking. Soon I’ll be sinking. 1.3382 0.04003 207 148 48 11
493 Why are humans such idiots? 1.3382 0.04032 207 151 43 13
494 He's having a blast - don't let him fool you. 1.3373 0.04486 166 119 38 9
495 Yet another evening sacrificed to keep their marriage alive. 1.3366 0.03966 205 146 49 10
496 I don’t think this is what Schrödinger had in mind! 1.3366 0.03552 205 152 42 11
497 Does this feel heavier than usual? 1.3366 0.04026 205 147 47 11
498 Focus Don't use your claws, don't use your claws... ohmm 1.3366 0.04313 205 152 37 16
499 Enjoy yourselves now. I'll be leaving a "treat" in your bed later...s 1.3366 0.04313 205 152 37 16
500 Well who knew cat sitting could be so much fun? . 1.3366 0.04026 205 147 47 11
501 Please let this be match point. 1.3366 0.03966 205 146 49 10
502 The vet said he should be having more fun in quarantine. 1.3366 0.04085 205 148 45 12
503 This is the quickest way to get through all 9 1.3366 0.04085 205 148 45 12
504 No claw! No claw! Claw means water. So, no claw! NO CLAW! 1.3366 0.04200 205 150 41 14
505 I think he likes it. 1.3366 0.03781 205 143 55 7
506 Uncanny how, no matter how you hit the ball, he stays on top! 1.3366 0.03843 205 144 53 8
507 The tranquilizars help. 1.3366 0.03781 205 143 55 7
508 I think it was more fun ,when we used the dog 1.3366 0.04200 205 150 41 14
509 I'm going to pee on the new oriental if I get wet. 1.3366 0.04143 205 149 43 13
510 Watch him land on his feet. 1.3366 0.04257 205 151 39 15
511 See? You can teach old cats new tricks. 1.3366 0.04143 205 149 43 13
512 I'm SO glad we didn't get an indoor cat. 1.3366 0.04200 205 150 41 14
513 Let’s see if she likes some spin 1.3350 0.03988 203 145 48 10
514 I began to feel resigned to my fate, and as I gazed outwardly at the world, felt a calming complacency come over me. It was at this juncture that I knew all of the moments interspersed throughout my life were connected by the same divinity that gave it meaning. I saw the craftsmanship of a just God shine through as clear as day, and knew with a firm certainty what I had to do: murder the family that had decided at last they would bathe me by shuffling me back and forth on a beachball. They would die and through this, I would be born again. 1.3333 0.04265 204 151 38 15
515 The editor said «  not good enough, put a cat in it » 1.3333 0.04193 201 147 41 13
516 These two really need to get out more. 1.3333 0.03885 201 142 51 8
517 Can’t wait til these idiots go back to their offices 1.3333 0.04367 201 150 35 16
518 If only he’d been this much fun in life. 1.3333 0.04367 201 150 35 16
519 The vet says this is good for his core 1.3333 0.04032 204 147 46 11
520 The shelter said she needs some time to get used to things. 1.3333 0.04011 201 144 47 10
521 As I said, she's part of a remarkably stable genus. 1.3333 0.04133 201 146 43 12
522 When I said I had a fur ball, this isn't what I meant. 1.3333 0.04072 201 145 45 11
523 There's no way this could possibly go wrong! 1.3333 0.04113 198 143 44 11
524 One wet pussy coming up! 1.3333 0.04310 201 149 37 15
525 Fred, I think we’ve started a new happy hour tradition. 1.3333 0.04052 207 149 45 12
526 Reminds me of Spring Break during Veterinary school! 1.3333 0.04193 201 147 41 13
527 Marco..... 1.3317 0.03895 205 146 50 9
528 You're right, this is the perfect metaphor for marriage. 1.3317 0.04133 205 150 42 13
529 I said, "I'd like a new cat toy. Not, I am the new cat toy." 1.3317 0.04292 202 150 37 15
530 Think of how much he’d have hated it if we left him at the kitty motel. 1.3317 0.02207 202 150 48 4
531 You guys don’t get out much, do ya. 1.3317 0.04116 202 147 43 12
532 Professor McGonnagal immediately regretted her decision to attend JK Rowling’s pool party. 1.3317 0.04460 202 153 31 18
533 Nothing fazes him. He's catatonic. 1.3317 0.03932 202 144 49 9
534 He's successfully balancing his fear of the water with his normally aloof demeanor. 1.3317 0.03994 202 145 47 10
535 Unfortunately for the Schroeders, Trixie later rewarded their antics by dropping a live electrical cable into the pool. 1.3317 0.04405 202 152 33 17
536 Oh, what do you prefer to do on a first date? 1.3317 0.03739 202 141 55 6
537 and we thought we'd run out of things to do in quarantine 1.3317 0.04292 202 150 37 15
538 I’m an indoor cat. I’m an indoor cat. 1.3317 0.03840 199 140 52 7
539 It's just too bad Letterman retired. 1.3317 0.04096 199 144 44 11
540 And you thought passing a HAIRBALL was tough! 1.3317 0.04509 199 151 30 18
541 He loves it! Can’t you tell he loves it? 1.3313 0.04711 166 123 31 12
542 The Wallendas' cat is amazing! 1.3300 0.04140 200 146 42 12
543 Sure, try out for the chat du soleil, they said. 1.3299 0.04365 197 147 35 15
544 ‘Wonder if I could quarantine with the neighbors from now on.’ 1.3299 0.04057 197 142 45 10
545 I’m ready to see how she does on the Frisbee. 1.3299 0.04482 197 149 31 17
546 She usually sits on the TV. 1.3299 0.04183 197 144 41 12
547 #48 of 100 fun games and new hobbies to try while 'socially isolating'. 1.3299 0.04057 197 142 45 10
548 Yeah, cats are supposed to have a great sense of balance, but man, this is amazing. 1.3299 0.04305 197 146 37 14
549 You are right! Somehow the cat always ends up on top! 1.3299 0.04365 197 147 35 15
550 Don’t worry- he has eight more 1.3299 0.03793 197 138 53 6
551 Let's make it best 5 out of 9! 1.3299 0.04120 197 143 43 11
552 This works a lot better with the ball 1.3299 0.04120 197 143 43 11
553 He's fantasizing that we're Siegfried and Roy 1.3299 0.03993 197 141 47 9
554 Quarantine day #96: Humans are now so drunk that they haven’t noticed there is a ball beneath me. 1.3299 0.04244 197 145 39 13
555 This is not the foreplay I had imagined 1.3299 0.03927 197 143 45 9
556 How much more wine can we drink before she falls off? 1.3299 0.02671 197 149 41 7
557 I guess I just assumed a ‘Maine Coon Beach Ball’ was a cocktail or something? 1.3299 0.05993 97 71 20 6
558 Pickles has gotten used to being with us all of the time. 1.3299 0.06169 97 72 18 7
559 I think we're ready for America's Got Talent. 1.3282 0.04145 195 142 42 11
560 In the winter he prefers curling. 1.3281 0.04317 192 142 37 13
561 These trust exercises are getting out of hand. 1.3264 0.04038 193 139 45 9
562 It's not equanimity or sangfroid, he's planning his retribution. 1.3264 0.04234 193 142 39 12
563 Do you think the cat notices that we're home home often now? 1.3263 0.04147 190 138 42 10
564 Knowing he had a few lives left, Felix decided to let loose. 1.3263 0.04214 190 139 40 11
565 Do you think she likes this more or that time we accidentally left her on top of the car on the way to the Hamptons. 1.3263 0.04408 190 142 34 14
566 You seem to enjoy playing with my pussy 1.3263 0.04344 190 141 36 13
567 they will soon tire of this and it will be mine 1.3263 0.06068 95 70 19 6
568 I am really tired of writing punch lines for the New Yorker without getting paid! Is the magazine in financial trouble? Or are they just cheapskates? 1.3263 0.04532 190 144 30 16
569 Four Covid-19 recommendations: Socially distance, adopt pet, get exercise, drink heavily. 1.3263 0.04532 190 144 30 16
570 Who says cats aren't as fun as dogs?! 1.3263 0.04080 190 137 44 9
571 Ken, next time put some spin on it! 1.3263 0.04147 190 138 42 10
572 I will pee in their wine 1.3246 0.04195 191 140 40 11
573 First it was binge watching Tiger King. And now this. 1.3246 0.04388 191 143 34 14
574 I’m so glad I picked the ‘Lovers of Retired Circus Cats’ package. 1.3246 0.04261 191 141 38 12
575 How did we end up in the kitty pool again!? 1.3246 0.04195 191 140 40 11
576 What it feels like being an independent voter 1.3245 0.04307 188 139 37 12
577 I'm so glad we decided not to have kids, imagine doing this with a baby 1.3245 0.04307 188 139 37 12
578 Muffy concluded the new batch of catnip was a little too potent. 1.3245 0.04307 188 139 37 12
579 His Roomba cross-training has really paid off! 1.3245 0.04034 188 135 45 8
580 He's an adrenaline junky. 1.3245 0.04173 188 137 41 10
581 This would be a lot more fun without the ball. 1.3245 0.04173 188 137 41 10
582 Frustrated by Divorce Court delay, the Peters play a Drinking Game to determine custody of their cat. 1.3232 0.04572 164 121 33 10
583 Trust me, the rules will make much more sense when you’re drunk. 1.3232 0.04653 164 122 31 11
584 Get some humans they said, it will be fun they said. 1.3228 0.04221 189 139 39 11
585 I thought he was YOUR cat. 1.3228 0.04086 189 137 43 9
586 Her profile said she likes cats, swimming, and water sports. 1.3226 0.04128 186 135 42 9
587 It was then, that Steve the cat thought all humans should die. 1.3226 0.04198 186 136 40 10
588 Quarantine has been a whole new ball game. 1.3211 0.04202 190 140 39 11
589 See? It’s both a particle AND a wave 1.3211 0.03313 190 148 31 11
590 Drinking does make this more fun.” 1.3211 0.03928 190 136 47 7
591 Obviously, game is to nine. 1.3211 0.04136 190 139 41 10
592 My cat? I thought it was your cat! 1.3211 0.04068 190 138 43 9
593 See, if you believe strongly enough in Trump, logic just flies out the window. 1.3211 0.04268 190 141 37 12
594 Jerry, you think the cat's having a ball? 1.3209 0.04315 187 139 36 12
595 After 3 months of quarantine, Buster gives in 1.3209 0.03627 187 137 43 7
596 Why did liquor stores have to be considered an essential business? -The Cat 1.3209 0.04510 187 142 30 15
597 And you wonder why I throw up!! Cheers john 1.3209 0.04446 187 141 32 14
598 Let's play tennis with him tomorrow. 1.3209 0.03894 187 133 48 6
599 The heck with wine, let’s smoke the catnip! 1.3209 0.04381 187 140 34 13
600 I told you he'd love it. 1.3209 0.03967 187 134 46 7
601 I just couldn't tell him he'd been neutered. 1.3209 0.04315 187 139 36 12
602 Gotta stop hitting the catnip this early in the day. 1.3209 0.04179 187 137 40 10
603 Screw PETA, this is fun! 1.3209 0.04179 187 137 40 10
604 Honey, I've never understood why cats think that they are smarter than people. 1.3209 0.04247 187 138 38 11
605 From now on, Charlie, this is what happens every time you tip over the goldfish bowl. 1.3209 0.04247 187 138 38 11
606 Loser gets her in the divorce. 1.3209 0.04247 187 138 38 11
607 Quarantine’s got us ALL trying new things! 1.3207 0.04153 184 134 41 9
608 The usually disinterested Whiskers decided to perform the balance-on-moving-ball trick ironically after noting that Ken and Debra did not have their cell phones near the pool and nobody on social media would believe them. He wore his trademark "if I cared I would hate you" expression throughout the exercise. 1.3207 0.04224 184 135 39 10
609 Work / Life balance, they said. 1.3207 0.04497 184 139 31 14
610 The Schrödinger cat is simultaneously flying on a giant ball and drowned in a pool 1.3207 0.04497 184 139 31 14
611 This is not a vacation 1.3207 0.04008 184 132 45 7
612 David, is there anything else we can add to this picture to show my followers how much fun we're having staying at home? 1.3207 0.04224 184 135 39 10
613 When it pops, run like hell! 1.3207 0.04153 184 139 33 12
614 These days, I have do anything to keep them entertained. 1.3207 0.04294 184 136 37 11
615 Why can’t they ever draw us doing something normal. 1.3207 0.04430 184 138 33 13
616 Give Kitty another drink, honey. 1.3207 0.04294 184 136 37 11
617 Wouldn't he prefer a hot tin roof? 1.3207 0.02888 184 139 39 6
618 Winning couples advance to the Porcupine Semifinals. 1.3207 0.04627 184 141 27 16
619 Now will you reconsider your plans to shred the couch? 1.3207 0.04153 184 134 41 9
620 Great,now I'm an actual fur ball. 1.3207 0.04224 184 135 39 10
621 We're crushing it on empty nesting. 1.3207 0.04008 184 132 45 7
622 Wait, what the hell are we doing? 1.3207 0.03895 184 133 44 7
623 I told you I hate water. 1.3207 0.04008 184 132 45 7
624 I could use a little distancing too. 1.3207 0.04294 184 136 37 11
625 The meditation classes are really helping her focus. 1.3207 0.04362 184 137 35 12
626 Tell me when to press paws. 1.3207 0.04153 184 134 41 9
627 How do you like not being in control for a change? Huh? 1.3207 0.04430 184 138 33 13
628 pas de chat 1.3207 0.04224 184 135 39 10
629 It's not that amazing. Cats hate water. 1.3207 0.04497 184 139 31 14
630 The article said it's good to plan at-home activities that include the whole family. 1.3207 0.04153 184 134 41 9
631 Will they ever get back to the office? 1.3207 0.04224 184 135 39 10
632 Beats cat on a hot tin roof any day. 1.3207 0.04497 184 139 31 14
633 So the goal of this game is pretty simple... 1.3190 0.04237 163 117 40 6
634 Explain the rules again. When the cat falls of do we drink or run? 1.3189 0.04274 185 137 37 11
635 I wish they’d just neutered me. 1.3187 0.04460 182 137 32 13
636 Felix longed for the days when people considered themselves a dog person. 1.3187 0.04460 182 137 32 13
637 When are they going back to work? 1.3187 0.04321 182 135 36 11
638 Enjoy your little game now humans. Tomorrow you will be playing furball slalom in the living room. 1.3187 0.04659 182 140 26 16
639 I told you he was a real party animal. 1.3187 0.04356 182 138 31 13
640 He prefers it to the hot tin roof. 1.3187 0.04179 182 133 40 9
641 If you told me before the quarantine that we could teach her this… 1.3187 0.04251 182 134 38 10
642 Oh she's not scared. That's her resting "I hate you /when's dinner' face. 1.3187 0.04321 182 135 36 11
643 Schrodinger's Cat with a twist: is she wet or dry? 1.3187 0.04594 182 139 28 15
644 I think my pussy may be getting wet if you keep doing that. 1.3187 0.04391 182 136 34 12
645 I'm warning you, hell hath no fury like a wet cat! 1.3187 0.04391 182 136 34 12
646 This is why I got declawed? 1.3187 0.04251 182 134 38 10
647 Now Hank! Don’t bring politics into this. You have to admit this is the best Covid idea the President has had since Monkey wrangling 1.3187 0.04391 182 136 34 12
648 Fluffy never paid much attention to Don and Janet’s silly drinking games, but he knew somehow this one would not end well! 1.3187 0.04031 182 131 44 7
649 See? If you paint his swollen testicle like a beach ball, no one can tell. 1.3187 0.04788 182 142 22 18
650 As Fluffy contemplated her future, she wondered how long access to gourmet kibble would render the Bernstein's indignities tolerable. 1.3187 0.04460 182 137 32 13
651 Lockdown was getting too much for Tiddles. 1.3187 0.04031 182 131 44 7
652 I really thought they'd just have a kid by now. 1.3187 0.04391 182 136 34 12
653 I know I have 9 of them, but these white people are acting like this one doesn't matter. 1.3187 0.04179 182 133 40 9
654 Is this a bad time to tell you I'm more of a dog person? 1.3187 0.04179 182 133 40 9
655 CATVID-19 1.3184 0.04441 179 134 33 12
656 See, I told you - once he finds a good spot its possible to get him off! 1.3182 0.05193 132 99 24 9
657 When are they going back to work? I'm not their plaything. 1.3182 0.05081 132 98 26 8
658 So how should we include the dog? 1.3167 0.04420 180 134 33 12
659 So help me, I will be in the background for your next meeting. 1.3162 0.05516 117 88 21 8
660 We adopted him from the Barnum's 1.3150 0.05443 127 97 20 10
661 At that moment, Newton discovered a cat-sized hole in the theory of gravity. 1.3149 0.04604 181 139 27 15
662 Do all nine of my lives mean nothing to you, Karen!? 1.3149 0.04111 181 132 41 8
663 Claws in! Claws in! 1.3149 0.04185 181 133 39 9
664 He's a rescue- the poor guy had bounced from home to home before I adopted him 1.3149 0.04399 181 136 33 12
665 They don’t know in one of my other lives I was a seal. 1.3149 0.04399 181 136 33 12
666 She likes it and has eight lives to go if we miss. Stop worrying. 1.3149 0.04035 181 131 43 7
667 And you guarantee this will make her sleepy? 1.3149 0.04185 181 133 39 9
668 You take her! No, You take her! 1.3149 0.04111 181 132 41 8
669 Suddenly, Felix realized he may have to move. 1.3149 0.03550 181 135 39 7
670 Cats are so Zen. 1.3146 0.04155 178 130 40 8
671 Have fun now, cuz when you’re done, you’re both getting face tattoos. 1.3146 0.04520 178 135 30 13
672 It's his ball. 1.3146 0.04230 178 131 38 9
673 I’m so happy they added a kitty pool. 1.3146 0.04378 178 133 34 11
674 Muffin assumed she would be transported on a soft cushion, when the cat job ad said, "involves travel". 1.3143 0.04574 175 133 29 13
675 Fluffy, tiring of the game, contemplates taking her paw off the leak. 1.3121 0.04607 173 132 28 13
676 We were smart giving her swim lessons as a kitten. 1.3121 0.04305 173 128 36 9
677 Just pretend he’s not there. 1.3121 0.04533 173 131 30 12
678 Don't worry! We'll dry her off in the microwave. 1.3121 0.04820 173 135 22 16
679 I know you two haven’t been sleeping in the same bed. This isn’t the answer. 1.3103 0.04126 174 127 40 7
680 I just want to feel something 1.3103 0.04361 174 130 34 10
681 Life number two here I come. 1.3103 0.04284 174 129 36 9
682 Ignore him, he's just trying to get my attention 1.3103 0.04284 174 129 36 9
683 He'll just sit and pout until we feed him. 1.3103 0.04511 174 132 30 12
684 You did remember to trim his claws, right dear? 1.3103 0.04284 174 129 36 9
685 You know, I usually have a hard time reading Buttercup's emotions, but it's times like this when you can see how much she hates us. 1.3103 0.04284 174 129 36 9
686 One drink and they turn into animals. 1.3103 0.04361 174 130 34 10
687 OK, two lives to go! 1.3103 0.04436 174 131 32 11
688 Dear Covid-19, please send them back to work !” 1.3103 0.04436 174 131 32 11
689 I told you, he won’t budge till you feed him. 1.3103 0.04436 174 131 32 11
690 This isn't as much fun as sitting on the computer, is it Mittens? 1.3081 0.04232 172 127 37 8
691 This is nothing. The last childless marriage I saved I was shot out of a canon. 1.3081 0.04311 172 128 35 9
692 Who knew, hydroxychloroquine, alcohol and being rich and white gives you super powers. 1.3081 0.04466 172 130 31 11
693 Pandemic Olympics 1.3081 0.04109 172 128 36 8
694 Still better than children 1.3081 0.04068 172 125 41 6
695 Damn super glue. 1.3081 0.04616 172 132 27 13
696 The idea of the game is to see who can avoid getting their eyes scratched out after the ball explodes. 1.3081 0.04151 172 126 39 7
697 I say you're wrong, cats can learn to swim. 1.3081 0.04232 172 127 37 8
698 Don’t scare the cat or this game is over. 1.3081 0.04311 172 128 35 9
699 Dear lord, here we go again ... 1.3081 0.04466 172 130 31 11
700 It's his favorite way to cool off after spending the day on that tin roof! 1.3081 0.04311 172 128 35 9
701 As "Shelter in Place" progressed, Felix found himself wishing more and more for normal times 1.3081 0.04542 172 131 29 12
702 How did we not think of this before quarantine? 1.3081 0.04311 172 128 35 9
703 Meow-co polo. 1.3081 0.04761 172 134 23 15
704 Looks like the CBD oil did the trick. 1.3081 0.04311 172 128 35 9
705 And just like that, Penelope volunteered to help the Morrisons work through their “Empty Nest” despair. 1.3081 0.04232 172 127 37 8
706 We haven’t had wine in so long that I swear I see a cat riding this beach ball. 1.3081 0.04542 172 131 29 12
707 I want at least one of his lives to be memorable. 1.3081 0.04232 172 127 37 8
708 This sounded creepy over the phone but it turned out really fun. 1.3081 0.04151 172 129 36 7
709 Felix wonders what game his inebriated, quarantined owners will think of next. 1.3081 0.04389 172 129 33 10
710 You go “Me” and I’ll go “ow” 1.3081 0.04311 172 128 35 9
711 You were right, 'cat ball' is a lot more fun than goat yoga! 1.3081 0.04389 172 129 33 10
712 We should probably stop mixing the edibles with the merlot. 1.3077 0.04441 169 127 32 10
713 No, the sign specifically said no horseplay. 1.3077 0.04597 169 129 28 12
714 Niles ponders methods for summoning the murder hornets 1.3077 0.04520 169 128 30 11
715 Be careful, the second he takes his claws out of the ball, this game ends. 1.3077 0.04441 169 127 32 10
716 Wanting to maintain the appearance of dominance over the humans, Smuckers had no other option but to remain on the ball. 1.3077 0.04280 169 125 36 8
717 So glad we decided to taxidermy mr. whiskers to a beach ball. 1.3077 0.04520 169 128 30 11
718 This is so much more fun since we had him de-clawed. 1.3077 0.04361 169 126 34 9
719 Finally! A monetizable cat video! 1.3077 0.04361 169 126 34 9
720 I think you're taking this whole "cat sitting" thing too literally... 1.3077 0.04673 169 130 26 13
721 The healing power of pet therapy was being felt by almost everyone. 1.3077 0.04441 169 127 32 10
722 Come play with the ball, they said... 1.3077 0.04361 169 126 34 9
723 If he's willing to shelter at home with us, the least we can do is keep him entertained... 1.3077 0.04112 169 122 40 6
724 You can't train a cat. Your cat trains you. 1.3077 0.04196 169 124 38 7
725 See? I told you the Valium would do the trick! 1.3077 0.04441 169 127 32 10
726 Not again - this game ended my seventh life. 1.3077 0.04441 169 127 32 10
727 Just when I thought that humans couldn't get any stupider. Don't they know this is MY ball? 1.3077 0.04441 169 127 32 10
728 How did I get caught in the middle of these desperate attempts to save their marriage? 1.3077 0.04196 169 124 38 7
729 It's not what I envisioned when I said, "Some day you'll see me in The New Yorker." 1.3077 0.04512 156 116 32 8
730 I'm so happy you're not a dog person. 1.3066 0.04811 137 102 28 7
731 Quarantine Continues 1.3054 0.04630 167 128 27 12
732 And to think when you first proposed this, I was skeptical. 1.3054 0.04136 167 122 39 6
733 I told you Larry, I have to be close to my therapy cat at all times! 1.3054 0.04307 167 124 35 8
734 Just get the hell out of the pool if the kitty hits the water. 1.3054 0.04471 167 126 31 10
735 The cat thought of nothing but murder. 1.3054 0.04390 167 125 33 9
736 Easier than ending racism. 1.3054 0.04307 167 124 35 8
737 This one will make us Tik-Tok famous for sure. 1.3054 0.04307 167 124 35 8
738 Drunk and maskless in my litter box again. Who Screens these people at the pet adoption center? 1.3054 0.04307 167 124 35 8
739 PETA never mentions the upsides of declawing. 1.3054 0.04551 167 127 29 11
740 Just a few more, Bill. I'm dying to see what else she's eaten beside that mouse. 1.3054 0.04630 167 128 27 12
741 She coughed it up , so now she thinks it’s hers. 1.3054 0.04471 167 126 31 10
742 Bob and Carol’s big mistake: the cat is sober! 1.3054 0.04390 167 125 33 9
743 Who needs the Catskills when we have cat-skills? 1.3054 0.04390 167 125 33 9
744 Up until this very moment I didn't truly understand the Ancient Egyptians. 1.3054 0.04136 167 122 39 6
745 In the third month of lockdown, they remembered how to have fun. 1.3041 0.04317 171 128 34 9
746 Day drinking made them weird, but Felix did like the attention. 1.3041 0.04664 148 111 29 8
747 Super glue seems to be working this time! 1.3030 0.04663 165 127 26 12
748 Please go to work. Meow. 1.3030 0.04249 165 122 36 7
749 How many lives has it been so far? 1.3030 0.04663 165 127 26 12
750 No, silly! He loves it. He really does. He wouldn't sit up there if he didn't love it! What? I'm not durnk! You're drunnnk! Shhhhut up! You don't love me! Why do you always do thish? You rooooin it! I'M A HUMAN BEEEEING!! 1.3030 0.04742 165 128 24 13
751 Aren't you glad we didn't get the Labrador Retriever. 1.3030 0.04419 165 124 32 9
752 Cat Lives Matter 1.3025 0.04641 162 124 27 11
753 You did press 'record' on your phone, right? 1.3025 0.04473 162 122 31 9
754 She's usually asleep by now. 1.3025 0.04386 162 121 33 8
755 How many lives does Felix have left? 1.3025 0.04386 162 121 33 8
756 It'll be fine, she has nine lives. 1.3025 0.04116 162 118 39 5
757 Only eight left after this. 1.3025 0.04208 162 119 37 6
758 He always has to one-up the seal. 1.3025 0.04386 162 121 33 8
759 I wish they’d get a dog 1.3012 0.04396 166 125 32 9
760 Honey where’s the cat 1.3012 0.04140 166 122 38 6
761 She’s been practicing on the Roomba! 1.3006 0.04276 163 121 35 7
762 Finally, the cat is out of the bag. 1.3000 0.02704 160 127 27 6
763 You know how many likes we’ll get if we take a video of this, honey? 1.3000 0.04234 160 118 36 6
764 What could possibly go wrong? 1.3000 0.04675 160 123 26 11
765 Always needing to be the center of attention. 1.3000 0.04675 160 123 26 11
766 The vet said Fluffy should exercise more 1.3000 0.04140 160 117 38 5
767 I’d much rather be the cat in the hat 1.3000 0.04416 160 120 32 8
768 I’m the one who needs a drink! 😾 1.3000 0.04590 160 122 28 10
769 You can go back to work now. 1.3000 0.04326 160 119 34 7
770 They must have spiked their wine with my capnip again... 1.3000 0.04590 160 122 28 10
771 Just when I thought 2020 couldn’t be more of a CATastrophy! 1.3000 0.04590 160 122 28 10
772 Now, he's awake! 1.3000 0.03895 160 121 31 7
773 If he always looks grumpy, how are we supposed to know when he actually means it? 1.3000 0.03524 160 121 34 5
774 This sure beats a hot tin roof! 1.3000 0.04140 160 117 38 5
775 Honey, I think I almost saw Mr. Whiskers smile this time. 1.3000 0.04326 160 119 34 7
776 Psychologically, they’re my parents. 1.3000 0.04326 160 119 34 7
777 Mr. Whiskers would do anything to come between Marcy and her new boyfriend. 1.3000 0.04326 160 119 34 7
778 It’s only animal cruelty if Fluffy drowns. 1.3000 0.04675 160 123 26 11
779 This isn't what I meant when I said "play with me." 1.3000 0.04234 160 118 36 6
780 Milo must love having us work from home. 1.3000 0.04504 160 121 30 9
781 Yeah, he's a rescue. He's dealing with years of trauma. He won't shut up about it. 1.3000 0.04504 160 121 30 9
782 I thought they said hair ball, not air ball. 1.3000 0.04504 160 121 30 9
783 She was so bored with the feather. 1.3000 0.04416 160 120 32 8
784 I told you she'd be more fun than a dog 1.3000 0.04416 160 120 32 8
785 I can't believe they had my claws removed for this. 1.3000 0.04840 160 125 22 13
786 This wasn’t what I meant when I said I would be an emotional support pet. 1.3000 0.04675 160 123 26 11
787 I suppose this is better than the time he tried to stay in your lap on the elliptical machine. 1.3000 0.04326 160 119 33 7
788 I read it’s actually a myth that cats don’t like water. 1.3000 0.04416 160 120 32 8
789 I used to have a house cat, but pool cats are more fun. 1.3000 0.03995 160 118 37 5
790 Using his gravity control powers, Zen Kitty caused the ball to hover. 1.3000 0.04675 160 123 26 11
791 Without this he wouldn't get any exercise. 1.3000 0.04326 160 119 34 7
792 Seconds later, 'Sprinkles' ceased to exist and internet sensation 'Grumpy Cat' was born. 1.3000 0.03945 160 120 34 6
793 How I wish I was Schrodinger's cat 1.3000 0.04758 160 124 24 12
794 Wow. That crazy glue really works! 1.3000 0.04590 160 122 28 10
795 It's all fun and games until we fall asleep later. 1.3000 0.04234 160 118 36 6
796 Felix purrs nicely with wine but not a highball. 1.2975 0.04535 158 120 29 9
797 The day quarantine happy hour got seriously weird 1.2975 0.04535 158 120 29 9
798 I had the weirdest dream. I dreamed I was a cat, balancing on a ball being volleyed by two white people drinking wine. And, then.. 1.2975 0.04445 158 119 31 8
799 Look, Steve, a second pussy you’re incapable of getting wet. 1.2975 0.04710 158 122 25 11
800 I’m surprised she’s still on the ball after so many drinks. 1.2963 0.04456 162 123 30 9
801 If I don’t move, they can’t see me. 1.2956 0.04330 159 119 33 7
802 Can't wait until these fools go back to work! 1.2956 0.04510 159 121 29 9
803 I think we’re finally getting the hang of this quarantine thing! 1.2956 0.04237 159 118 35 6
804 I thought if I could get them outside, I'd finally have 15 minutes for myself. 1.2956 0.04598 159 122 27 10
805 Day 85 of quarantine, the humans have discovered the joy of the ball. I wonder if the catnip is next 1.2956 0.04510 159 121 29 9
806 The second this Michael Bolton song is over, I’m making a run for it. 1.2956 0.04510 159 121 29 9
807 You will both die for this 1.2956 0.04768 159 124 23 12
808 In a bold move, Janet decided to add a ball to their weekend cat toss game. 1.2956 0.04330 159 119 33 7
809 That cat is really on the ball. 1.2956 0.04142 159 117 37 5
810 Dog people don't know what they're missing! 1.2956 0.03791 159 121 32 5
811 Now Boots... isn't this better than sitting on that roof all day? 1.2956 0.04510 159 121 29 9
812 This is my third stray of the week. 1.2956 0.04510 159 121 29 9
813 What will he do once we go back to work?? 1.2956 0.04510 159 120 29 9
814 Thank God he stopped meowing. 1.2956 0.04330 159 119 33 7
815 This is the only way he'll submit to a bath. 1.2956 0.04421 159 120 31 8
816 I invented goat yoga when I was drinking, too! 1.2956 0.04684 159 123 25 11
817 I think she gained weight since we played last week. 1.2956 0.04510 159 121 29 9
818 On the count of three, spin it! 1.2956 0.04421 159 120 31 8
819 I used to want them to be here," Fluffy thought 1.2956 0.04598 159 122 27 10
820 I think he might enjoy the catapult. 1.2956 0.03462 159 123 30 6
821 He's really been on the ball lately. 1.2956 0.04510 159 121 29 9
822 Most cats aren't that smart but this one is really on the ball. 1.2956 0.04330 159 119 33 7
823 He hates water so we should be fine. 1.2956 0.04510 159 121 29 9
824 My pussy doesn't like to get wet. 1.2956 0.04510 159 121 29 9
825 This gets them to stop saying, “But, All Lives Matter” for at least an hour. 1.2949 0.04831 156 122 22 12
826 I can’t believe I traded getting out of the bag for being on the ball 1.2949 0.04567 156 119 28 9
827 Their lives are a mess, but why waste one of mine? 1.2949 0.04382 156 117 32 7
828 Boo Boo was looking forward to a nice quiet evening but Don and Shirley had other plans. 1.2949 0.04189 156 117 33 6
829 The moment Mr. Whiskers realized he cashed in his first eight lives whilst enjoying this exact frivolity. 1.2949 0.04476 156 118 30 8
830 Have you noticed that the cat's out of the bag? 1.2949 0.03882 156 119 32 5
831 Try doing this with a dog. 1.2949 0.04287 156 116 34 6
832 Cats are so unlike dogs. The dog is always chasing the ball, but the cat is above fetching. 1.2949 0.04287 156 116 34 6
833 If the cat falls, you have to chug! 1.2949 0.04287 156 118 31 7
834 It was this or a bath. 1.2949 0.04287 156 116 34 6
835 Call it. Heads or tails? 1.2949 0.04657 156 120 26 10
836 Do you think he knows? 1.2949 0.02761 156 118 36 2
837 You see! Levitating a cat on a ball is really not that difficult" 1.2947 0.06147 95 74 14 7
838 Sweetie, let’s not drop the ball on this one, too 1.2922 0.04691 154 119 25 10
839 I liked you two more when you were depressed 1.2922 0.04214 154 114 35 5
840 i'll pop this with my claws i swear to god 1.2922 0.04113 154 113 37 4
841 One tequila, two tequila, three tequila. Floor. 1.2922 0.04600 154 118 27 9
842 Do they even realize I have like 6 more lives? 1.2922 0.04314 154 115 33 6
843 So this is how my ninth life ends. 1.2922 0.04411 154 116 31 7
844 Curiosity took my first three lives, yet somehow I never learn. 1.2922 0.04691 154 119 25 10
845 Only in the Catskills 1.2922 0.04506 154 117 29 8
846 Catapulting 1.2922 0.04506 154 117 29 8
847 I wish they would get divorced already. 1.2922 0.04646 154 121 22 11
848 This is fun! I was tired of the string. 1.2922 0.04314 154 115 33 6
849 It's called Claw Retraction Therapy. 1.2922 0.04691 154 119 25 10
850 When will my humans get out of my house? 1.2922 0.04781 154 120 23 11
851 This is so much easier than with the mastiff. 1.2922 0.04781 154 120 23 11
852 A hot tin roof is looking better every day. 1.2922 0.04506 154 117 29 8
853 The vet recommended aerobics. 1.2922 0.04411 154 116 31 7
854 Sometimes he just doesn't want to play. 1.2922 0.04214 154 114 35 5
855 It does help that she's de-clawed. 1.2922 0.04314 154 115 33 6
856 Summer 2020: a balancing act 1.2895 0.04342 152 114 32 6
857 Honey, I think we should return the cat to Schrodinger. He must be looking for it. 1.2895 0.04726 152 118 24 10
858 And this will DEFINITELY help with his aquaphobia!? 1.2895 0.04633 152 117 26 9
859 Lord Oh Lord, take them back to work and I will convert! 1.2895 0.04726 152 118 24 10
860 Go back to New York. You have no idea what Catskills stands for! 1.2895 0.04817 152 119 22 11
861 Purry would rather drown than be caught in the clasp of the emotionally needy. 1.2895 0.04726 152 118 24 10
862 When will this end? 1.2895 0.04538 152 116 28 8
863 This is just peak quarantine isn’t it? . 1.2895 0.04817 152 119 22 11
864 Now aren't you glad we had him de-clawed? 1.2895 0.04441 152 115 30 7
865 If that goldendoodle from next door catches this, I will no longer have grounds to argue that cats are smarter than dogs. 1.2895 0.04441 152 115 30 7
866 When can they go back to the office? 1.2895 0.04441 152 115 30 7
867 Focus Gerald, we almost have the world record! 1.2895 0.04538 152 116 28 8
868 If I don't move they won't know I am here 1.2895 0.04441 152 115 30 7
869 I'll bet the cat could use a martini. 1.2895 0.04633 152 117 26 9
870 I don’t know about Mittens, but this immersion therapy is working wonders for me. 1.2895 0.04240 152 118 26 8
871 Can we talk again about having kids? 1.2895 0.04342 152 114 32 6
872 From the expression on his face you'd never know he's having a ball. 1.2895 0.04817 152 119 22 11
873 I think we've been domesticated. 1.2895 0.04633 152 117 26 9
874 Nine lives matter too! 1.2895 0.04538 152 116 28 8
875 Looks like you’re not the only one high as a kite. 1.2895 0.03807 152 116 31 5
876 He loves it! 1.2895 0.04441 152 115 30 7
877 See, I told you Crazy Glue is waterproof! 1.2895 0.04633 152 117 26 9
878 He never seems to catch on to how much fun this is. 1.2895 0.04342 152 114 32 6
879 It took two years and four cats, but this will surely go viral. 1.2895 0.04538 152 116 28 8
880 you have to admire his distain 1.2895 0.04633 152 117 26 9
881 What Karen does when she isn't calling the cops on black neighbors. 1.2895 0.04633 152 117 26 9
882 Well, it looks like those car tranquilizers are working. 1.2895 0.04342 152 114 32 6
883 What cat? 1.2895 0.04441 152 115 30 7
884 Why can’t we have a normal cat that likes playing with balls of yarn? 1.2895 0.04441 152 115 30 7
885 I'm impressed, super-glue does work on fur. 1.2895 0.04817 152 119 22 11
886 I think Kitty is finally starting to enjoy quarantine. 1.2895 0.04342 152 114 32 6
887 Lucky we had her declawed 1.2895 0.03251 152 122 23 7
888 I am going to rip all four of your eyes out 1.2895 0.04441 152 115 30 7
889 That super glue really is amazing. 1.2895 0.03920 152 110 40 2
890 This is a sneaky way to bathe the cat. 1.2895 0.04441 152 115 30 7
891 I'm glad we got her declawed. 1.2895 0.04726 152 118 24 10
892 Tennessee Williams: "Cat On a Hot Beach Ball" 1.2895 0.04907 152 120 20 12
893 It ain’t easy being Schrödinger’s cat. 1.2895 0.04538 152 116 28 8
894 I should have taken my chances inside that box. 1.2895 0.04441 152 115 30 7
895 Ugh, I hate when they day drink. 1.2895 0.04538 152 116 28 8
896 Do you see the owner anywhere around? 1.2895 0.03864 152 122 21 9
897 You Feed Her. 1.2895 0.04441 152 115 30 7
898 Not worried. I have another eight lives. 1.2895 0.04633 152 117 26 9
899 This is the most dangerous thing I've done in three months--playing in the pool without a mask! 1.2895 0.04633 152 117 26 9
900 Just look at her. She's having a ball! 1.2895 0.04136 152 112 36 4
901 You will hear from my lawyer 1.2889 0.04917 135 105 20 9
902 This works much better since we had her declawed. 1.2889 0.04803 135 103 25 7
903 The training of my people is exceeding my expectations. Peggy Burkhardt Los Angeles, CA 1.2886 0.04395 149 112 31 6
904 The Vet says it's just an attachment disorder. 1.2886 0.04497 149 113 29 7
905 Life number eight... 1.2886 0.04694 149 115 25 9
906 No use pushing him off. He'll just climb right back on. 1.2886 0.04183 149 115 27 7
907 'The camera's on so just pretend to know what we're doing.' 1.2871 0.05328 101 76 21 4
908 .Should I stay or should I go? 1.2857 0.02644 147 115 29 3
909 Torn between two lovers. 1.2857 0.04424 147 111 30 6
910 Without me this would never work. 1.2857 0.04424 147 111 30 6
911 I hope my curiosity doesn’t kill me 1.2857 0.04528 147 112 28 7
912 Indoor cats don't know what they are missing. 1.2857 0.04528 147 112 28 7
913 Let's try him on a noodle next. 1.2857 0.04729 147 114 24 9
914 One glass of wine and can train them to do anything. 1.2857 0.04630 147 113 26 8
915 This helps her work her kitty core." 1.2857 0.04038 147 110 33 4
916 I'm sure it's stressful for him, but it really helps take my mind off things. 1.2857 0.04208 147 109 34 4
917 For once, a cat wishes he had never been let out of the bag. 1.2857 0.04424 147 111 30 6
918 Who needs goat yoga? We have cat volleyball! 1.2857 0.04729 147 114 24 9
919 I think agreeing to help him with this Tik-Tok video will only encourage him to start a YouTube channel. 1.2857 0.03481 147 113 30 4
920 Unsure which is worse: the animal shelter or shelter-in-place. 1.2857 0.04528 147 112 28 7
921 I read on Facebook if we do this 20 times we won’t get the virus 1.2857 0.04827 147 115 22 10
922 Entanglement says he's wet and dry at the same time. 1.2857 0.04317 147 110 32 5
923 Oh, he’s definitely on the ball, but I wish he’d relax and have some fun once in a while. 1.2857 0.04630 147 113 26 8
924 I need a drink. 1.2857 0.04729 147 114 24 9
925 Who knew that quarantine could be so much fun for everyone, Kitty? 1.2857 0.04528 147 112 28 7
926 Now aren't you glad we had the cat de-clawed? 1.2857 0.04096 147 108 36 3
927 As long as he thinks the beachball is his, we'll all be fine. 1.2857 0.04208 147 109 34 4
928 I liked it better when they were scared of me 1.2846 0.04912 130 100 23 7
929 We're enjoying this,is there a need to ask her? 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
930 This might be the bong hits, the psilocybin, the empty bottle of mescal talking, but we worship the panther of the hovering checkerboard planet! 1.2841 0.06249 88 69 13 6
931 The humans have finally lost it” 1.2828 0.04453 145 110 29 6
932 This mindfulness crap really isn’t working for me. 1.2828 0.04663 145 112 25 8
933 Cat: Things they make me do for Instagram! #catprop #yourcathatesyouforareason 1.2828 0.04765 145 113 23 9
934 Be the ball. 1.2828 0.04559 145 111 27 7
935 Honey, do you think we should get Netflix? 1.2828 0.04233 145 108 33 4
936 I’m glad this is only a foster! 1.2828 0.04453 145 110 29 6
937 do you think the cat will mind another chardonnay? 1.2828 0.04864 145 114 21 10
938 Cats, no matter the breed, love to be on top of things. 1.2828 0.04453 145 110 29 6
939 I think he prefers a ball of yarn. 1.2828 0.04453 145 110 29 6
940 Well of course it feels like a metaphor! 1.2828 0.04663 145 112 25 8
941 I can claw with my claws as I crawl on the ball! But that is not all! Oh, no. That is not all... 1.2828 0.04765 145 113 23 9
942 Yes, I know we never liked the cat, but isn't this a bit over-the-top? 1.2828 0.04663 145 112 25 8
943 I thought the job posting said indoor cat. 1.2828 0.04765 145 113 23 9
944 Who knew Roscoe would be up for happy hour? 1.2828 0.04559 145 111 27 7
945 ... ain't enough catnip to wipe naked man outta my eyes... 1.2828 0.04765 145 113 23 9
946 black cats matter 1.2828 0.05151 145 117 15 13
947 Oh my god Harold, I think we're using the force! 1.2828 0.04453 145 110 29 6
948 I should have know that wine and a threesome might look a little different under quarantine. 1.2828 0.04453 145 110 29 6
949 In a state of superposition, Schrödinger's cat is very tired and extremely awake. 1.2828 0.04864 145 114 21 10
950 I'm beginning to question whether or not the free room and board is worth it 1.2828 0.04765 145 113 23 9
951 Toby was contemplating into whose flesh he was about to sink his claws. 1.2828 0.04864 145 114 21 10
952 Looks like his 'roomba' training is starting to pay off! 1.2828 0.04559 145 111 27 7
953 As he got older the Cheshire cat found himself appearing in some unfortunate places... 1.2828 0.04453 145 110 29 6
954 I really miss the dog. 1.2828 0.04559 145 111 27 7
955 There will be blood... 1.2828 0.04864 145 114 21 10
956 A Monkey would never stay in the middle. 1.2828 0.04765 145 113 23 9
957 Edgar had become resilient. 1.2828 0.04663 145 112 25 8
958 Aren't you glad we got him declawed? 1.2828 0.04233 145 108 33 4
959 In the event of a water landing, your beach ball may be used as a flotation device. 1.2828 0.04559 145 111 27 7
960 Ever since you let the cat out of the bag,we're having so much more fun. 1.2828 0.04663 145 112 25 8
961 You really shouldn't have superglued his paws. 1.2828 0.04453 145 110 29 6
962 With his fear of water, and natural sense of balance, we can play this game for hours. 1.2828 0.04559 145 111 27 7
963 1000! 1001, 1002, 1003... 1.2828 0.04663 145 112 25 8
964 Won’t they be surprised when I remove my claw! 1.2828 0.04663 145 112 25 8
965 y'know, we could remove the cat... 1.2828 0.04559 145 111 27 7
966 Remember what we told you would happen if you clawed the couch? 1.2828 0.04559 145 111 27 7
967 It's the catnip and wine trance. 1.2828 0.04663 145 112 25 8
968 Thank God she's declawed, we can play for hours. 1.2828 0.04453 145 110 29 6
969 I hate human creativity during quarantine. 1.2828 0.04663 145 112 25 8
970 Yours. No, yours. Noooo, yours!! 1.2808 0.04635 146 113 25 8
971 I finally found a way to distract my people from that spaying and neutering nonsense. 1.2800 0.05519 100 77 18 5
972 Why are you worried about the cat? He’s having a ball 1.2797 0.04698 143 111 24 8
973 Our home workouts have really evolved these past few months! 1.2797 0.04483 143 109 28 6
974 We really need to get the Roomba fixed. 1.2797 0.04698 143 111 24 8
975 She'll remember who dumps her in the pool. 1.2797 0.04698 143 111 24 8
976 He's been like this ever since he watched "Tiger King." 1.2797 0.04372 143 108 30 5
977 See, I told you he becomes the life of the party after just 2 martinis. 1.2797 0.04801 143 112 22 9
978 The vet said it would be good if I gave her some exercise. 1.2797 0.04020 143 105 36 2
979 I hate when they try to make bath-time fun 1.2797 0.04372 143 108 30 5
980 This one’s definitely going viral. 1.2797 0.04372 143 108 30 5
981 Is the scoring in Kittyball the same as Pickleball or more like Tennis? 1.2797 0.04483 143 109 28 6
982 This isn't happening. 1.2797 0.04801 143 112 22 9
983 If we dunk him, we’ll have a jacuzzi. 1.2797 0.04698 143 111 24 8
984 Be sure not to let the C-A-T know she’s cooperating. 1.2797 0.04372 143 108 30 5
985 First the frisbee , now this...I wonder when they´ll fix the Roomba 1.2797 0.04372 143 108 30 5
986 Kitty ready for a big surprise? 1.2797 0.04592 143 110 26 7
987 That was the last time the Jones were seen in one piece. 1.2797 0.04592 143 110 26 7
988 Ralph, have you noticed the cat's out of the bag? 1.2797 0.04592 143 110 26 7
989 If she stays on, what shall we name the drink we gave her? 1.2797 0.04698 143 111 24 8
990 I can see you're disappointed, Chad. But I think my texts were pretty explicit about what I wanted to do. 1.2797 0.04801 143 112 22 9
991 I really don't think this is going to stop her from scratching the couch" 1.2786 0.04541 140 107 27 6
992 Amazing, right? And it only works on the Solstice! 1.2786 0.04653 140 108 25 7
993 So much for the most evolved species on Earth. 1.2786 0.04653 140 108 25 7
994 I see the cat is out of the bag. 1.2786 0.04653 140 108 25 7
995 Strange that it's 11 and Frankie hasn't come asking for food. 1.2786 0.04653 140 108 25 7
996 My cat loves the water but this is not my cat. 1.2786 0.04762 140 109 23 8
997 Do you think he's learned his lesson yet? 1.2786 0.04309 140 105 31 4
998 We’ll call Guinness... there’s got to be a world record somewhere in this... 1.2786 0.04309 140 105 31 4
999 Fluffpaws wasn’t sure when quarantine would end but he knew Janet and Bob needed to socialize. 1.2778 0.04346 144 109 30 5
1000 This game could be going a lot worse: my other pet is a porcupine. 1.2778 0.04669 144 112 24 8
1001 Mittens was beginning to reevaluate her goals as a social media influencer. 1.2778 0.04564 144 111 26 7
1002 Get ready for the dunk shot! 1.2778 0.04669 144 112 24 8
1003 Wow! This wine is good. We levitated the cat! 1.2778 0.04346 144 109 30 5
1004 Now watch what happens when I spike it! 1.2778 0.04456 144 110 28 6
1005 I used to have nine normal lives before they made my Instagram channel 1.2778 0.04564 144 111 26 7
1006 OK, it sounded like fun at the time! 1.2778 0.04564 144 111 26 7
1007 Dr. Kline said Whiskers’ anxiety should subside if we can get him to face his fears. 1.2778 0.04564 144 110 26 7
1008 I thought this might end his indifference. 1.2778 0.04346 144 109 30 5
1009 This is life now. 1.2766 0.04513 141 108 27 6
1010 ‘Whatever, just bring me this prawn cocktail that you promised’ 1.2766 0.04400 141 107 29 5
1011 Is this really the best way to get him to take a bath? 1.2766 0.04283 141 106 31 4
1012 They call that tempting fate in the clawed community. 1.2766 0.04733 141 110 23 8
1013 I don't think he likes us playing with his ball. 1.2766 0.04733 141 110 23 8
1014 Cat - chhhhhhhhh!!! 1.2766 0.04400 141 107 29 5
1015 Curiosity could kill the cat. 1.2766 0.04733 141 110 23 8
1016 First me. Now me on a ball. When will they stop avoiding therapy. 1.2766 0.04624 141 109 25 7
1017 Cloroxytini hallucination #9 1.2766 0.04283 141 106 31 4
1018 And on the next episode of "My Humans From Hell"... 1.2766 0.04513 141 108 27 6
1019 This certainly ought to get us on America's Got Talent 1.2766 0.04283 141 106 31 4
1020 We didn't have a choice. It's his ball. 1.2766 0.04624 141 109 25 7
1021 Get meowtta here! 1.2759 0.04941 145 116 18 11
1022 I always loved your pussy on my balls 1.2754 0.05014 138 110 18 10
1023 No amount of coaxing would ever get Fluffy into the pool. 1.2754 0.04799 138 108 22 8
1024 I hope my pussy doesn't get wet. 1.2754 0.04687 138 107 24 7
1025 And here you thought there was nothing fun to do with the internet down. 1.2754 0.04573 138 106 26 6
1026 That’s his “I’m enjoying it” face. 1.2754 0.04687 138 107 24 7
1027 Who do you think she'll claw first when let her off? 1.2754 0.04799 138 108 22 8
1028 I'll start the camera and let the dog in. 1.2746 0.04808 142 112 21 9
1029 don't you dare stop you know what happens when we anger it 1.2727 0.05710 99 78 15 6
1030 If I’d known there was going to be a quarantine, I would have chosen different humans at the shelter. 1.2721 0.04722 136 106 23 7
1031 This pool better be filled with milk 1.2721 0.04485 136 104 27 5
1032 These aren’t the lifted restrictions I had in mind 1.2721 0.04362 136 103 29 4
1033 Florida man... 1.2721 0.04664 136 108 20 8
1034 She has incredibly strong attachment issues 1.2721 0.04362 136 103 29 4
1035 If I win, you do the neutering. 1.2721 0.04947 136 108 19 9
1036 Did you remember to put the cap back on the Gorilla glue? 1.2721 0.04605 136 105 25 6
1037 You can't train a cat to fetch, but the cat can train us to fetch. 1.2721 0.04605 136 105 25 6
1038 As 'shelter in place' activities got more creative, Fifi became bitter. 1.2721 0.04605 136 105 25 6
1039 It's all fun and games until someone dunks the cat. 1.2721 0.04235 136 102 31 3
1040 You will never get my pussy wet... 1.2721 0.04605 136 105 25 6
1041 Whoever is the 1st to miss signs over the cat in the divorce papers! 1.2721 0.04836 136 107 21 8
1042 ...and they said men can't multitask! 1.2721 0.04836 136 107 21 8
1043 How long before we address the cat in the room? 1.2714 0.04628 140 109 24 7
1044 'What could go wrong?', they asked." 1.2714 0.03971 140 111 23 6
1045 This cat's always on the ball. 1.2714 0.04738 140 110 22 8
1046 No. I thought he was with you. 1.2714 0.04516 140 108 26 6
1047 He’s so much lighter than the monkey! 1.2714 0.04738 140 110 22 8
1048 Keep bouncing, he's still got the budgie in his mouth. 1.2714 0.04738 140 110 22 8
1049 He's finally thinking outside the box. 1.2701 0.04457 137 105 27 5
1050 Maybe you need a different experiment, Professor Schrödinger. I'm quite sure the cat is alive. 1.2701 0.04576 137 106 25 6
1051 It's like playing catch with a Time Bomb! 1.2701 0.04804 137 108 21 8
1052 Let's see if cats really DO always land on their feet! 1.2689 0.05161 119 94 18 7
1053 Look! He’s tolerating it! 1.2687 0.02735 134 104 26 1
1054 Why adults shouldn’t be allowed in the kitty pool. 1.2687 0.04515 134 103 26 5
1055 God, I wish they’d have children already... 1.2687 0.04873 134 106 20 8
1056 As long as I’m not curious about what they’re doing, I’ll live 1.2687 0.04515 134 103 26 5
1057 Who knew Fluffy's tumor would be so much fun? 1.2687 0.04757 134 105 22 7
1058 That trainer was worth every penny. 1.2687 0.04389 134 102 28 4
1059 Ready? I'm going to pull the plug. 1.2687 0.04987 134 107 18 9
1060 trust me, this is the best way to teach the cat to swim 1.2687 0.04637 134 104 24 6
1061 ,,Things have changed but my mood is the same'' 1.2687 0.04637 134 104 24 6
1062 Put me down right MEOW!” 1.2687 0.04757 134 110 14 10
1063 Schrödinger's beach ball 1.2687 0.04757 134 105 22 7
1064 how do I deflate this and get on with my daily slumber? 1.2687 0.04637 134 104 24 6
1065 He could at least look like he’s enjoying this. 1.2687 0.04637 134 104 24 6
1066 Wouldn't couple's therapy be more effective? 1.2687 0.03916 134 100 30 2
1067 Doctor said castration would calm him down; he wasn't kidding 1.2687 0.04637 134 104 24 6
1068 I love playing cat-ch 1.2687 0.04873 134 106 20 8
1069 Good thing we had her declawed. 1.2687 0.04389 134 102 28 4
1070 You know, you could have just put my cat bed on top of the clothes dryer and left it running. 1.2687 0.04515 134 103 26 5
1071 103... 104... Honey, look how happy Mr. Whiskers is! 1.2687 0.04637 134 104 24 6
1072 Who says the center cannot hold? 1.2687 0.04515 134 103 26 5
1073 This will be good for either his balance or his swimming. 1.2687 0.04389 134 102 28 4
1074 After this desensitization step it’s straight into the water! 1.2687 0.04637 134 104 24 6
1075 Let's see how aloof and bored you are in about 2 seconds. 1.2687 0.04637 134 104 24 6
1076 He knew the risks. 1.2687 0.04637 134 104 24 6
1077 The perfect combination of fun and terror. 1.2687 0.04125 134 100 32 2
1078 I’m planning my revenge ...tonight while they sleep 1.2687 0.04873 134 106 20 8
1079 Let them have their drunken fun; I'm calling PETA in the morning! 1.2687 0.04637 134 104 24 6
1080 She won’t come down until we sanitize the pool deck. 1.2687 0.04757 134 105 22 7
1081 And you thought she was an indoor pool cat. 1.2687 0.04389 134 102 28 4
1082 And you thought she was an indoor cat. 1.2687 0.04515 134 103 26 5
1083 This outcome is completely dependent on the direction of time. 1.2687 0.04193 134 103 27 4
1084 I think he wants to be fed. 1.2687 0.04637 134 104 24 6
1085 lately he is going through this "thinking outside the box" phase 1.2687 0.04259 134 101 30 3
1086 They hate water; he’ll stay there forever. 1.2687 0.04259 134 101 30 3
1087 I think he looks happier when riding the Roomba no? 1.2687 0.04515 134 103 26 5
1088 If she doesn’t like it she can always move. 1.2687 0.04637 134 104 24 6
1089 So this is what you meant by playing CATch.... 1.2687 0.04637 134 104 24 6
1090 I think she's ready for the bowling ball. 1.2687 0.04389 134 102 28 4
1091 Honey, you know when the team is able to play again in competition, you’ll need to put on your trunks. 1.2687 0.03618 134 104 27 3
1092 I just love a cat with balls! 1.2687 0.05099 134 108 16 10
1093 Isn’t it just adorable how they plop down right on top of whatever you’re focused on? 1.2687 0.04873 134 106 20 8
1094 She was hoping for a ball of yarn. 1.2687 0.04515 134 103 26 5
1095 This has become tiresome. 1.2687 0.04757 134 105 22 7
1096 Hector is on the ball, as always. 1.2687 0.04515 134 103 26 5
1097 He’s more of an outdoor, indoor-pool cat. 1.2687 0.04515 134 103 26 5
1098 What do you think people did on vacation before TikTok challenges? 1.2687 0.04125 134 105 24 5
1099 This was the second worst pool party this cat had ever been to, the first was similar, but lacked the ball. 1.2687 0.04757 134 105 22 7
1100 Damn! That super glue really does work. 1.2687 0.04757 134 105 22 7
1101 Look happy; with what's going on, this could be on ESPN tonight. 1.2687 0.04757 134 105 22 7
1102 And you said you'd never play with the cat. 1.2687 0.04515 134 103 26 5
1103 We should never have let the cat watch Siegfried and Roy! 1.2672 0.05101 116 91 19 6
1104 This is not what I meant by, ‘Zoom.’ 1.2672 0.04945 131 103 19 8
1105 Poor little kitty. I need a refill. 1.2672 0.04825 131 103 21 7
1106 So what? The indoor record is still a record. 1.2672 0.04702 131 102 23 6
1107 Ah shit, I forgot to take my phone out of my pocket. 1.2667 0.04607 135 105 24 6
1108 I thought it was called monkey in the middle. 1.2667 0.04486 135 104 26 5
1109 The things white people think matter 1.2667 0.04607 135 105 24 6
1110 What happened to ‘All Lives Matter,’ Karen? You know I can’t swim. 1.2667 0.04726 135 106 22 7
1111 Having lost the bet, Mr Whiskers nevertheless refused to give up his position. 1.2667 0.04232 135 102 30 3
1112 This was actually a fun way to see who gets the cat in the divorce! 1.2667 0.04607 135 105 24 6
1113 Declawed, and humiliated again. 1.2667 0.04607 135 105 24 6
1114 Gary suddenly realized the humans were no longer had his best interest at heart. 1.2667 0.04607 135 105 24 6
1115 Being a Persian, you'd think he'd rather play Marco Polo, but you'd be wrong. 1.2667 0.04486 135 104 26 5
1116 Now, this is what I call a great first date! 1.2667 0.04607 135 105 24 6
1117 Look hon, it's true! No matter how we throw him he always comes down feet first! 1.2667 0.04361 135 103 28 4
1118 It just feels risky without our masks. 1.2667 0.04232 135 102 30 3
1119 I hope these boozers don't think I'm keeping score. 1.2667 0.04361 135 103 28 4
1120 Our third drink and his fourth life! 1.2667 0.04361 135 103 28 4
1121 Who's a good toy?" 1.2667 0.04726 135 106 22 7
1122 This is why I named him Furball. 1.2667 0.04726 135 106 22 7
1123 At least they didn't make me wear that stupid bathing cap she made 1.2667 0.04486 135 104 26 5
1124 She’s a rescue from America’s Got Talent. 1.2667 0.04607 135 105 24 6
1125 Is that hissing sound Muffy or the ball? Either way, pour me another one!” 1.2667 0.04726 135 106 22 7
1126 No cat of ours will be afraid of water. 1.2667 0.04361 135 103 28 4
1127 He's feline good. 1.2667 0.04841 135 107 20 8
1128 9 serving 6. If I knock her off once more, I win. 1.2667 0.04486 135 104 26 5
1129 How much longer before we let it drop? 1.2667 0.04607 135 105 24 6
1130 Whatever you do, don’t get him wet. 1.2667 0.04361 135 103 28 4
1131 See, honey? I told you the honeymoon cat package would be worth it! 1.2667 0.04486 135 109 18 8
1132 The cat knew a seal that could do this same trick, but in reverse.” 1.2667 0.04486 135 104 26 5
1133 Keep those claws in, Muffin. We don't want you stuck in the skimmer again. 1.2667 0.03673 135 108 22 5
1134 Wait till you see what happens when we drop the ball! 1.2667 0.04361 135 103 28 4
1135 Kitty misses the beach. 1.2667 0.04361 135 103 28 4
1136 He's so trusting. 1.2667 0.04486 135 104 26 5
1137 Nothing says summer quite like a gin and catatonic. 1.2667 0.04954 135 108 18 9
1138 The declawing changed his whole perspective, didn't it? 1.2667 0.04841 135 107 20 8
1139 These are my outdoor humans. 1.2667 0.04726 135 106 22 7
1140 So this is my life 1.2667 0.04726 135 106 22 7
1141 Not again. 1.2652 0.04215 132 103 21 5
1142 I told you we need blindfolds for this to be Schrodinger's cat. 1.2652 0.04545 132 102 25 5
1143 Never will I protest the cat hotel again 1.2652 0.04670 132 103 23 6
1144 And that’s how quarantine cat-ball began. 1.2652 0.04793 132 104 21 7
1145 They’d never do this to Baxter 1.2652 0.04912 132 105 19 8
1146 Last time I try crossing their path. 1.2652 0.04670 132 103 23 6
1147 I miss the office. 1.2652 0.04912 132 105 19 8
1148 My new normal. 1.2652 0.04416 132 101 27 4
1149 This isn’t supposed to happen until Phase 4. 1.2652 0.04416 132 106 19 7
1150 ...and Tigger realized that he was not longer in control. 1.2652 0.04793 132 104 21 7
1151 Our #catchallenge on TikTok is totally going to trend 1.2652 0.04912 132 105 19 8
1152 Not even one drop of levity could be found for a humorous thought bubble. 1.2652 0.04793 132 104 21 7
1153 And it was at that moment - after years of mastering mind control and training them in cat magicks, as he was finally on his way to his home planet - that deep down, he actually cared for these humans. 1.2652 0.04416 132 101 27 4
1154 I knew the price of this hotel was too good to be true 1.2652 0.04670 132 103 23 6
1155 Here I am, stuck in the middle of clowns and jokers 1.2652 0.04793 132 104 21 7
1156 Dear cat person I don’t think I am a person cat 1.2652 0.04793 132 104 21 7
1157 First one to drop the ball in the water, dies; the other one gets to feed me forever 1.2652 0.05028 132 106 17 9
1158 These shelter-in-place drinking games have got to stop. 1.2652 0.04793 132 104 21 7
1159 A bottle of wine always inspires the best ideas. 1.2652 0.04416 132 100 27 4
1160 I don’t know why that rescue group was so nervous about us fostering Fluffy. 1.2652 0.05028 132 106 17 9
1161 Do you think we should have children? 1.2652 0.04793 132 104 21 7
1162 Yay! Finally found some velcro that works! 1.2652 0.04545 132 101 25 5
1163 Lets see what happens if we miss. 1.2652 0.04912 132 105 19 8
1164 The origin of Cat Pandemic Traumatic Disorder otherwise known as CPTD 19. 1.2652 0.04545 132 102 25 5
1165 Nothing fazes Fluffy. 1.2652 0.04545 132 102 25 5
1166 Oh god. They've been watching TikTok. 1.2652 0.04545 132 102 25 5
1167 whatever 1.2652 0.05028 132 106 17 9
1168 Get used to us, Morris. We are going to be at home for some time. 1.2652 0.04912 132 105 19 8
1169 If only there were still audiences. 1.2652 0.04481 132 104 22 6
1170 I said, "cool cat." 1.2652 0.04670 132 103 23 6
1171 Hey, maybe cats really do hate water! 1.2652 0.04545 132 102 25 5
1172 She loves her catnip and we love our chardonnay! 1.2652 0.04793 132 104 21 7
1173 It's catch, but with higher stakes. 1.2652 0.04545 132 102 25 5
1174 No problem. Declawed. 1.2652 0.04670 132 103 23 6
1175 Who's the Good Kitty? 1.2652 0.04545 132 102 25 5
1176 He can't decide which life to use. 1.2652 0.04670 132 103 23 6
1177 Just why did I think this was anything like inserting myself into a snuggle, or checkers game? 1.2652 0.04146 132 104 23 5
1178 Did I just hear the cat say, "Keep your eye on the ball! 1.2652 0.04416 132 101 27 4
1179 Don't worry. Cats hate water. 1.2652 0.04670 132 103 23 6
1180 Honey, your sure Siegfried and Roy started like this 1.2652 0.04283 132 102 26 4
1181 His feels more like antisocial distancing to me. 1.2652 0.04670 132 103 23 6
1182 Sic transit. 1.2652 0.02712 132 108 20 4
1183 Wow, it's true, she prefers this to watching Hannity. 1.2652 0.04912 132 105 19 8
1184 Darlin' I think the shelter meant she is a cool cat, not a pool cat. 1.2652 0.04545 132 102 25 5
1185 Oh Jesus. 1.2652 0.05028 132 106 17 9
1186 Are you sure you had her declawed Claude? 1.2652 0.04912 132 105 19 8
1187 Honey trust me, the book definitely said we should share a bottle of wine and play with the cat and ball 1.2652 0.04793 132 104 21 7
1188 It's more fun with the added element of danger. 1.2652 0.04670 132 103 23 6
1189 He likes this so much more than the Roomba. I think it's because of the element of danger. 1.2652 0.04912 132 105 19 8
1190 The game is Catastrophe. 1.2652 0.04912 132 105 19 8
1191 Seee, try doing that with a dog! 1.2652 0.04545 132 102 25 5
1192 To the dismay of the cat, Ruth and Marvin invented a cat ball game while sheltering in place. 1.2652 0.04416 132 101 27 4
1193 Let's roll him off and see if he lands on all fours 1.2652 0.04670 132 103 23 6
1194 Supercat, meet Superglue! 1.2652 0.04670 132 103 23 6
1195 I don't usually do this on a first date. 1.2652 0.04793 132 104 21 7
1196 Ninety-seven, ninety-eight, ninety-nine.... 1.2652 0.02918 132 109 18 5
1197 Just a while longer, this makes him sleepy. 1.2652 0.04416 132 101 27 4
1198 nothing excites him anymore. 1.2652 0.04545 132 102 25 5
1199 He REALLY hates the water, doesn't he? 1.2652 0.04416 132 101 27 4
1200 That's amazing; he's still grumpy. 1.2652 0.04416 132 101 27 4
1201 Maybe I am adorable 1.2652 0.04283 132 100 29 3
1202 Behold my power pathetic humans! 1.2652 0.04793 132 104 21 7
1203 Ignore him he’s just trying to get our attention. 1.2652 0.04545 132 102 25 5
1204 Seventh life, eighth life...... 1.2652 0.04283 132 100 29 3
1205 If Kitty stays on top, she can have some wine in her milk. 1.2652 0.04545 132 102 25 5
1206 He’s really into this. 1.2652 0.04670 132 103 23 6
1207 Aren't you glad I had him declawed? 1.2652 0.04670 132 103 23 6
1208 He can’t ignore us now! 1.2652 0.04545 132 102 25 5
1209 This is how we go viral! 1.2652 0.04670 132 103 23 6
1210 This should make him think twice about not using the litter box 1.2652 0.04670 132 103 23 6
1211 She's getting bored with sheltering at home. 1.2652 0.04670 132 103 23 6
1212 If he says ‘You’ve got this girl’ one more time he’s going for a swim. 1.2652 0.04793 132 104 21 7
1213 How grumpy cats are made. 1.2652 0.04912 132 105 19 8
1214 It’s good for him to get out of the stroller every once in a while 1.2652 0.04912 132 105 19 8
1215 He never got over the cow jumping over the moon. 1.2652 0.04545 132 102 25 5
1216 See, he'd rather defy gravity than get wet. 1.2652 0.04670 132 103 23 6
1217 Just don't let it drop... She hates Water... 1.2652 0.04545 132 102 25 5
1218 He’s obviously over-compensating for being neutered. 1.2652 0.03931 132 105 22 5
1219 Sign of the times... catch as cat can! 1.2652 0.04670 132 103 23 6
1220 Simba sadly reflects on his new reality since the dog died. 1.2652 0.04283 132 100 29 3
1221 She'll be happy till the catnip gets soggy 1.2652 0.04670 132 103 23 6
1222 When playing with a beach ball it's important to keep your cat centered on the ball. 1.2652 0.04416 132 101 27 4
1223 Who says social distancing can't be fun. 1.2652 0.04793 132 104 21 7
1224 You were so quick to come over and play with my pussy. 1.2652 0.04912 132 105 19 8
1225 Don’t worry, he’s declawed. 1.2652 0.04793 132 104 20 7
1226 Eventually Greg found a way to channel his dislike of Greta’s cat into a game they all loved but for completely opposite reasons. 1.2652 0.04912 132 105 19 8
1227 He's been doing this with everything ever since I got the Roomba. 1.2652 0.04912 132 105 19 8
1228 I'm going to let the air out. He's still in his comfort zone. 1.2652 0.04912 132 105 19 8
1229 This was the moment that Danielle and Kevin knew that they shouldn’t have kids. 1.2652 0.05028 132 106 17 9
1230 Roger, I want a divorce. 1.2647 0.04577 136 106 24 6
1231 Hold it, Harold, I must be drunk. Is that our cat on the moon? 1.2647 0.04695 136 107 22 7
1232 Fluffy won’t ever trust us again. 1.2647 0.04577 136 105 24 6
1233 Remember, if the ball hits the water, one of us takes a drink, but we both are mysteriously killed in our sleep. 1.2647 0.04810 136 108 20 8
1234 Thank goodness he's been declawed. 1.2647 0.04333 136 104 28 4
1235 It's a Cat on a Cold Beach Ball. 1.2647 0.04695 136 107 22 7
1236 He also does this when I’m reading the paper. 1.2647 0.04205 136 103 30 3
1237 How can these white people play with a beach ball when the world is going up in flames? 1.2642 0.05412 106 84 16 6
1238 Bob and Whiskers don’t share Kathy’s enthusiasm for extreme sports wine Wednesday but they are willing to play along. 1.2642 0.05576 106 85 14 7
1239 Okay, so now the cat and I are gonna switch places... 1.2632 0.05145 114 90 18 6
1240 Meanwhile at Schrödinger’s pool... 1.2619 0.04671 126 98 23 5
1241 Remember Carl, the cat will rat you out if you come too close. They still say 'six feet apart'. 1.2615 0.04376 130 102 23 5
1242 No, I have no idea where she could be hiding. 1.2615 0.04829 130 103 20 7
1243 I think he enjoys this better than the robot vacuum. 1.2615 0.04443 130 100 26 4
1244 I thought quarantine meant making your own bread and binge watching Tiger King? 1.2614 0.05359 88 70 14 4
1245 See? I TOLD you Shenanigans likes to be the center of attention! 1.2604 0.05389 96 75 17 4
1246 Two Boomers attempt the TikTok “Cat Toss” Challenge 1.2598 0.04501 127 98 25 4
1247 Four months well spent. 1.2598 0.04638 127 102 19 6
1248 Is this how I go? 1.2598 0.04638 127 99 23 5
1249 « A scratch and then I will send them back to work. » 1.2598 0.04638 127 99 23 5
1250 I don't care that chlorine kills the virus! That's not the point! 1.2598 0.04771 127 100 21 6
1251 Remember, we just have to wiggle the mouse a few times so the bosses think we’re still online. 1.2598 0.04900 127 101 19 7
1252 Wingardium leviosa. I told you the two of us could do it. 1.2598 0.04900 127 101 19 7
1253 It was either this or them making banana bread for the 17th time. 1.2598 0.03986 127 102 20 5
1254 I think I'm starting to understand American politics 1.2598 0.04638 127 99 23 5
1255 You know, Barbara, I’ve never understood why they refer to us as the 1%. 1.2598 0.05026 127 102 17 8
1256 That's right humans... worship me! 1.2598 0.04501 127 98 25 4
1257 Are you sure this is what the covid dating site said to do? 1.2598 0.04771 127 100 21 6
1258 Let's add a cat. 1.2598 0.04771 127 100 21 6
1259 Is there any better proof of a good marriage? 1.2598 0.04360 127 100 23 4
1260 I'm not so sure this shared custody things is going to work out. 1.2598 0.04638 127 99 23 5
1261 This is the last time I let them talk me into playing catch. 1.2598 0.04638 127 99 23 5
1262 This should get lots of YouTube hits. 1.2598 0.04771 127 100 21 6
1263 The rules are self-explanatory: It’s a drinking game called “Nine Lives.” 1.2598 0.04638 127 99 23 5
1264 Excuse me, but I dont have any wine. 1.2598 0.04900 127 101 19 7
1265 Their just on their first drink. 1.2598 0.04900 127 101 19 7
1266 No, once it was out of the bag, I couldn’t put it back in. 1.2598 0.04638 127 99 23 5
1267 She’ll pay attention to us at some point, I swear. 1.2598 0.04771 127 100 21 6
1268 Borrrrrrring 1.2598 0.04771 127 100 21 6
1269 We’ll get a lot of followers on Tik Tok with this. 1.2598 0.04501 127 98 25 4
1270 I'm starting to understand just what cat a tonic means. 1.2598 0.03826 127 101 22 4
1271 I hate timeshare vacation ownership 1.2598 0.04771 127 100 21 6
1272 This is inappropriate.... we're in the kitty pool 1.2598 0.04771 127 100 21 6
1273 You should see him on the catapult. 1.2598 0.04501 127 98 25 4
1274 I suppose if I drown I’ll still have eight more lives. 1.2598 0.04900 127 101 19 7
1275 This beach ball is heavier than last time. 1.2598 0.04638 127 99 23 5
1276 Catch-as-cat-can! 1.2598 0.04638 127 99 23 5
1277 This game is known as 'Schrodinger's Catch.' 1.2598 0.04771 127 100 21 6
1278 YES ITS CAT ON A BEACH BALL Only $9.95 but wait, there's more... 1.2598 0.04900 127 101 19 7
1279 I’m never gonna get this super glue out of my fur 1.2598 0.04900 127 101 19 7
1280 If the beach was open, he could never have experienced this. 1.2598 0.04501 127 98 25 4
1281 Humiliated, Fluffles ponders the literal meaning of "the cat's got your tongue." 1.2598 0.04638 127 99 23 5
1282 It's really a cat-out-of-water sort of game. 1.2598 0.04501 127 98 25 4
1283 it's good to get him out of the house 1.2598 0.04771 127 100 21 6
1284 And this is why cats don't like water. 1.2598 0.04638 127 99 23 5
1285 I told you it would be easier than playing catch with the cat. 1.2598 0.04638 127 99 23 5
1286 Just don't fall off until after we film the TikTok video. 1.2598 0.04501 127 98 25 4
1287 I told you superglue would do the trick. 1.2598 0.04360 127 97 27 3
1288 Relax, honey, the cat has nine lives. 1.2598 0.04432 127 100 22 5
1289 You're right. She's not as tipsy as we are. 1.2598 0.04638 127 99 23 5
1290 Millennials version of Cat on a Hot Tin Roof. 1.2598 0.04215 127 101 21 5
1291 Lesson no. 1: the cat is on the ball 1.2581 0.04704 124 97 22 5
1292 The trick is to pretend the cat’s not there. 1.2581 0.04562 124 96 24 4
1293 Keep the ball in the air! Chester needs at least 45 minutes since he last ate before he can get in the water 1.2581 0.04704 124 97 22 5
1294 Did that meow mean STOP or go higher? 1.2581 0.04416 124 95 26 3
1295 How many times do I have to tell you, the vet said this would make him stop peeing in my slippers 1.2581 0.04704 124 97 22 5
1296 Is this the wine talking or is there a cat on top of our beachball? 1.2581 0.04704 124 97 22 5
1297 You know, Katherine, when I said ‘Let’s have a ball, Kat’ I think you misunderstood what I meant. 1.2581 0.04704 124 97 22 5
1298 This is fun Dr. Schrödinger, but I’m not sure it proves your theory. 1.2581 0.04704 124 97 22 5
1299 Do not eat the humans in their sleep. Do not eat the humans in their sleep. Do not eat the humans in their sleep. Do not eat the humans in their sleep. 1.2581 0.04704 124 97 22 5
1300 My own personal slice of hell 1.2581 0.04704 124 97 22 5
1301 I don’t know what was I thinking about when I agreed to barter this for a niçoise tuna bowl! 1.2581 0.05355 124 102 12 10
1302 Goat Yoga is so "yesterday". 1.2581 0.04704 124 97 22 5
1303 I'm so glad we got a pool cat rather than a gym rat. 1.2581 0.04562 124 96 24 4
1304 ..........seven lives, eight lives........... 1.2581 0.05231 124 101 14 9
1305 I'd love to, but you’ll have to remove that damn cat. 1.2581 0.04562 124 96 24 4
1306 What’s our exit strategy? 1.2581 0.04562 124 101 16 7
1307 Maybe it’s the Syrah talking, but I really think he likes it! 1.2581 0.04416 124 95 26 3
1308 I don't know--she seems happy enough. 1.2581 0.04416 124 95 26 3
1309 Muffy really wished they hadn't run out of wine. 1.2581 0.03945 124 97 24 3
1310 Put a little spin on it next time. 1.2581 0.04841 124 98 20 6
1311 He's just lucky we're not bowling! 1.2581 0.04562 124 96 24 4
1312 You're right. This makes a lot more sense after a few stiff drinks. 1.2581 0.04416 124 95 26 3
1313 I don’t think a dog would have done this. 1.2581 0.04416 124 95 26 3
1314 The fun really starts when the claws come out! 1.2581 0.04562 124 96 24 4
1315 The cat adds an extra element of danger. 1.2581 0.04841 124 98 20 6
1316 In just a few months of quarantining, we've already mastered levitation. 1.2581 0.04704 124 97 22 5
1317 Wow, I haven't done this in ages! 1.2581 0.04562 124 96 24 4
1318 When we end up in hell, all cheese will be pepperjack." 1.2581 0.04841 124 98 20 6
1319 Another for the bucket list 1.2581 0.03776 124 96 26 2
1320 I’m not sure if we’re playing with it or if it’s playing with us. 1.2569 0.05116 109 86 18 5
1321 They’ll never notice me with this cloaking device 1.2560 0.04806 125 99 20 6
1322 That moment when the catnip wears off. 1.2560 0.04385 125 96 26 3
1323 Schroödinger: "I hope the cat is alright". Wife: No one will know, keep passing! 1.2560 0.05068 125 101 16 8
1324 I didn’t think we were supposed to play in the litter box. 1.2560 0.01346 125 105 17 3
1325 have you noticed that every time we drink rosé we end up in the pool playing kitty ball? 1.2560 0.03390 125 100 22 3
1326 Are you sure this is a TikTok challenge? 1.2560 0.05068 125 101 16 8
1327 Larry... it’s happening. we’re finally gonna be tik tok famous 1.2560 0.04806 125 99 20 6
1328 „In a brief contemplative moment, Pete the Cat imagined his life to have turned out a totally different ballgame“ 1.2560 0.04939 125 100 18 7
1329 Our therapist said to try something new 1.2560 0.04236 125 95 28 2
1330 I think we’re running out of ways to avoid the news cycle. 1.2560 0.04385 125 96 26 3
1331 We we’re SO right about not having kids! 1.2560 0.04530 125 97 24 4
1332 'Is this how you make a Tik Tok?' 1.2560 0.04530 125 97 24 4
1333 One more throw and I swear I’ll pop it ... I don’t care if I get wet! 1.2560 0.04939 125 100 18 7
1334 Bubbles was never the same once she got back form the taxidermist. 1.2560 0.04670 125 98 22 5
1335 If I ignore it maybe it’ll stop 1.2560 0.04236 125 95 28 2
1336 I'm thinking a half million 'Likes' on TikTok! 1.2560 0.04806 125 99 20 6
1337 Now that's how you show what static electricity can do. 1.2560 0.04806 125 99 20 6
1338 Dear Diary- I met the most fantastic man! Chippendale body, Olympic athlete.....We’re teaching tricks to his rare Siberian snow leopard! 1.2560 0.05194 125 102 14 9
1339 Not sure if this is the best time to bring it up, but I want a divorce. 1.2560 0.04670 125 98 22 5
1340 The only reason I let you humiliate me like this is because you let me scratch your furniture. Otherwise, I'd be hooking you up to a wine cooler enema. Meow. 1.2560 0.04806 125 99 20 6
1341 In all fairness to Mittens, we really need to start thinking about getting our own ball. 1.2560 0.04530 125 97 24 4
1342 In a 1980's revival, Williams made substantial revisions to the title of the play and the relationship of Maggie and Brick. 1.2560 0.04806 125 99 20 6
1343 And you didn't want to declaw her. 1.2560 0.04670 125 98 22 5
1344 These people must be dog lovers. 1.2560 0.05068 125 101 16 8
1345 Kitty really is on the ball! 1.2560 0.04385 125 96 26 3
1346 How do you know when we've had enough gin? 1.2560 0.04670 125 98 22 5
1347 She is just *determined* to go viral. 1.2560 0.04530 125 97 24 4
1348 Where's the parakeet? 1.2560 0.04939 125 100 18 7
1349 I love hairball! 1.2560 0.04530 125 97 24 4
1350 Not so hard! The vet wants us to be careful until her stitches heal. 1.2560 0.04806 125 99 20 6
1351 Marco! Pussy! 1.2560 0.04806 125 99 20 5
1352 If you think this is fun, Rubio, wait until we introduce you to the wonderful world of volleyball. 1.2560 0.04385 125 96 26 3
1353 This is the most playful I've seen Mr. Wigglebottoms in years! 1.2560 0.04806 125 99 20 6
1354 I think the swimming lessons are going really well, don't you? 1.2560 0.04670 125 98 22 5
1355 Use your core! 1.2560 0.04001 125 96 27 2
1356 Carlisle lamented superiorly, "These morons fight traffic every day, get blitzed every night, and call it a life. But they drop me in this water and I'll have 'em singing Die Valkyrie in one easy lesson." 1.2560 0.04670 125 98 22 5
1357 'Who rescued who?' my ass. 1.2560 0.04530 125 102 16 7
1358 Who's a cute compliant kitty? Muffins is a cute compliant kitty, that's who! 1.2560 0.04530 125 97 24 4
1359 Lucifurr just sat there thinking of ways to get even. 1.2560 0.04530 125 97 24 4
1360 “She has attachment issues.” 1.2560 0.04939 125 100 18 7
1361 I don't think I can take nine lifetimes of this. 1.2560 0.04670 125 98 22 5
1362 I just don't have the balls for this. 1.2560 0.04939 125 100 18 7
1363 Fun indeed dear, but I still think nothing tops hamster cornhole 1.2560 0.03751 125 102 18 5
1364 Sure glad we got the kitty pool 1.2560 0.04530 125 97 24 4
1365 The quaran-tinis and "work from home" were taking their toll. 1.2560 0.04806 125 99 20 6
1366 Despite years of failure, the Baileys simply couldn't accept that cats can't smile. 1.2560 0.04939 125 100 18 7
1367 Helluva hairball, Burt. 1.2560 0.04530 125 97 24 4
1368 You did have her declawed, didn't you? 1.2560 0.04385 125 96 26 3
1369 It might be the wine, but it seems heavier than normal. 1.2560 0.04530 125 97 24 4
1370 I'm warning you! I'm a furmidable opponent! 1.2560 0.04670 125 98 22 5
1371 Can you believe we used to play this game with a toaster?" 1.2560 0.04806 125 99 20 6
1372 It's impossible to tell, but I know she's loving this. 1.2560 0.04080 125 94 30 1
1373 See, I told you it was good to have her declawed. 1.2560 0.04385 125 96 26 3
1374 It'd be more fun with a big ball of yarn. 1.2560 0.04939 125 100 18 7
1375 It’s always a struggle to market yourself when you’re self employed, but then I realized taxidermy could have a fun side. 1.2560 0.05068 125 101 16 8
1376 This is our best illusion ever. 1.2560 0.04806 125 99 20 6
1377 If the cat drowns, you lose 1.2547 0.05537 106 86 13 7
1378 I wanted to adopt a rescue seal. 1.2541 0.04737 122 96 21 5
1379 This will teach it not to claw the furniture! 1.2522 0.04916 115 91 19 5
1380 I know they are required at the office, but these trust exercises with the cat are just plain weird. 1.2522 0.03231 115 92 21 2
1381 He likes the water but he’s out of lives. 1.2520 0.04703 123 97 21 5
1382 This is going better than badminton. 1.2520 0.04256 123 94 27 2
1383 She will not fall. She's afraid of water. 1.2520 0.04842 123 98 19 6
1384 It has to be a dream. We don’t have a cat. Or a pool. 1.2500 0.04622 120 94 22 4
1385 Beam me up. 1.2500 0.03501 120 94 21 2
1386 The taxidermist was right, honey. Mr. Whiskers is more fun with the beachball! 1.2500 0.05056 120 97 16 7
1387 I miss when they travelled for summer 1.2500 0.04771 120 95 20 5
1388 Is this really how I want to be spending the rest of my fifth life? 1.2500 0.04622 120 94 22 4
1389 How is he doing that?!? I don’t know, Sharon! He’s your cat! 1.2500 0.05056 120 97 16 7
1390 If it keeps them happy, I’m okay with it. 1.2500 0.04308 120 92 26 2
1391 Stop being such a big P%#^y 1.2500 0.00837 120 101 17 2
1392 Are you sure we’re on mute? 1.2500 0.04771 120 95 20 5
1393 He's a good sport 1.2500 0.04467 120 93 24 3
1394 As your King, I demand you halt this dilly dallying and get back to work at once! 1.2500 0.05056 120 97 16 7
1395 Oh come on now, nine lives shouldn’t be interpreted as a checklist 1.2500 0.04915 120 96 18 6
1396 It’s your turn to feed him, dear. 1.2500 0.04915 120 96 18 6
1397 No! Fluffy is on MY quaramTEAM! 1.2500 0.04771 120 95 20 5
1398 Quarantine Day 122: what else can we do to play with Boots the cat?! 1.2500 0.04771 120 95 20 5
1399 Remember, whichever way he falls, that’s who gets to keep him. 1.2500 0.04467 120 93 24 3
1400 And who said we needed to have kids to have fun 1.2500 0.04467 120 93 24 3
1401 Stay-cat-ion 1.2500 0.04915 120 96 18 6
1402 No catpion 1.2500 0.05056 120 97 16 7
1403 Anyone seen the cat? 1.2500 0.04622 120 94 22 4
1404 Always fun playing cat and soused. 1.2500 0.04308 120 92 26 2
1405 And they say cats don’t like water. 1.2500 0.04142 120 94 21 3
1406 white privilege. 1.2500 0.05192 120 98 14 8
1407 Am I declawed? 1.2500 0.04771 120 95 20 5
1408 ‘Karen, meet Craig from HR’ 1.2500 0.02712 120 99 18 3
1409 Chester rarely takes to someone like this on a first date! 1.2500 0.04308 120 92 26 2
1410 I think the catnip might be wearing off. 1.2500 0.04622 120 94 22 4
1411 To be honest, this game is more fun on my phone. 1.2500 0.04915 120 96 18 6
1412 Remember the movie 'Speed'? 1.2500 0.04771 120 95 20 5
1413 I think she's about ready for hang-gliding. 1.2500 0.04622 120 94 22 4
1414 Remember when she wouldn't even go in the kitty pool?" 1.2500 0.04622 120 94 22 4
1415 She'll never complain about that ball of yarn game again. 1.2500 0.04467 120 96 20 4
1416 Oh, that's where I put him. 1.2500 0.04467 120 93 24 3
1417 It's working! She seems mildly entertained! 1.2500 0.04308 120 92 26 2
1418 No, you feed him. 1.2500 0.04915 120 96 18 6
1419 I am not sure kitty likes our version of cat-ch! 1.2500 0.02959 120 95 24 1
1420 Are they always so territorial? 1.2500 0.04622 120 94 22 4
1421 Wonder how many lives are flashing before her eyes? 1.2500 0.04915 120 96 18 6
1422 Is he always this aloof after one drink? 1.2500 0.04622 120 94 22 4
1423 Don't worry about the cat. They always land on their feet. 1.2500 0.04771 120 95 20 5
1424 He likes to play high risk, low reward games. 1.2500 0.04622 120 94 22 4
1425 It's HER mousy toy, it's HER salmon kibble, it's HER cushion, it's HER beach ball. When does it ever end? 1.2500 0.04308 120 92 26 2
1426 It’s much more fun since we had him declawed, isn’t it dear? 1.2500 0.03695 120 96 21 3
1427 This was your idea for joint custody, remember? 1.2500 0.04915 120 96 18 6
1428 Told you she likes tequila 1.2500 0.04622 120 94 22 4
1429 He's much more eager to please now that he's in his 9th life. 1.2500 0.04622 120 94 22 4
1430 Something about the nine lives makes them think I'm invincible. 1.2500 0.04915 120 96 18 6
1431 Whosever side he falls on has to do the litter box for a month. 1.2500 0.04467 120 93 24 3
1432 Wow Man, this Chardonnay is really kicking in! 1.2500 0.04622 120 94 22 4
1433 I want the divorce 1.2500 0.04467 120 93 24 3
1434 But how do we monetize it? 1.2500 0.04622 120 94 22 4
1435 declawed..no why? 1.2500 0.05056 120 97 16 7
1436 No one will ever convict me. 1.2500 0.04467 120 93 24 3
1437 He was getting bored with the Roomba. 1.2500 0.04622 120 94 22 4
1438 Thurber just pretends he doesn’t care for the Catbird Seat. 1.2500 0.04771 120 95 20 5
1439 I know, honey, but Whiskers hates to get her feet wet. 1.2500 0.04622 120 94 22 4
1440 So you call this game, "Who gets their eyes scratched out by the cat first?". 1.2500 0.05326 120 99 12 9
1441 Still bored, little kitty kitty? 1.2500 0.04622 120 94 22 4
1442 The cat's out and we're in the bag. 1.2500 0.05056 120 97 16 7
1443 I don't know how much more I can stand of Joan's and Jerome's social isolation coping skills 1.2500 0.04622 120 94 22 4
1444 Well, I think Mr. Whiskers is happy he can distract us from our deep-seated hatred of each other. 1.2500 0.05192 120 98 14 8
1445 Mr. Snuggles here is the reason why my relationship status is set at "complicated." 1.2500 0.04915 120 96 18 6
1446 This is better than a hot tin roof! ! 1.2500 0.04622 120 94 22 4
1447 If you hadn’t declawed me, this ball would be popped, I’d be napping and you two would stop this feline felony. 1.2500 0.04915 120 96 18 6
1448 I'd be worried about this even if they weren't drinking. 1.2500 0.04771 120 95 20 5
1449 It helps mitigate his depression ever since the Roomba broke. 1.2500 0.04915 120 96 18 6
1450 I’ll admit I was skeptical when you suggested this. 1.2500 0.04142 120 91 28 1
1451 This game ends badly for hemophiliacs. 1.2500 0.04622 120 94 22 4
1452 Cat......." I wish they would just decide who gets the cat, with a nice game of rock, paper,scissors". 1.2500 0.05192 120 98 14 8
1453 I don't think he gets 'monkey in the middle.' 1.2500 0.04771 120 95 20 5
1454 From day one Jingles knew the terrace hot tub was a bad idea. 1.2500 0.04771 120 95 20 5
1455 ...Maybe I'll get lucky and only have 8 lives. 1.2500 0.04467 120 93 24 3
1456 Wait, how did I wake up here? 1.2500 0.04622 120 94 22 4
1457 I can't believe I'm wasting one of my nine lives doing this. 1.2500 0.05192 120 98 14 8
1458 You want to try the basketball next? 1.2500 0.04057 120 98 17 5
1459 This isn’t feline good for me guys... 1.2479 0.04879 121 97 18 6
1460 I told you the cat would have a ball. 1.2479 0.04588 121 95 22 4
1461 Things white people will do to avoid fighting for Black lives No. 4367 aption 1.2479 0.04991 117 94 17 6
1462 When roomates don't understand about boundaries 1.2479 0.04991 117 94 17 6
1463 Maybe I’m just not lifeguard material 1.2479 0.04687 117 92 21 4
1464 ...And thus began and ended Karen’s attempt to be an influencer. 1.2479 0.04527 117 91 23 3
1465 I’m just saying inviting the neighbours cat, whiskers, into our covid bubble wasn’t your best idea. 1.2479 0.04841 117 93 19 5
1466 But, alas, it was not curiosity that killed the cat this fateful night. 1.2479 0.04991 117 94 17 6
1467 not what I had in mind when she said “get the ball honey, the cat needs some playtime” 1.2479 0.04687 117 92 21 4
1468 For the first time, Boris regretted sitting upon one of the humans’ objects of interest. 1.2479 0.04361 117 90 25 2
1469 This cat has balls. 1.2479 0.04991 117 94 17 6
1470 It's not worth the occasional fish sticks 1.2479 0.05137 117 95 15 7
1471 This is great! What should we do next to avoid addressing Black Lives Matter? 1.2479 0.04527 117 91 23 3
1472 Black cats matter too, they said. 1.2479 0.05137 117 95 15 7
1473 you could have mentioned this hobby in your profile. 1.2479 0.04527 117 91 23 3
1474 I hate being on YouTube! 1.2479 0.05137 117 95 15 7
1475 Either the cat’s levitating again or we’re drunk before midday for the third time this week... 1.2479 0.04687 117 92 21 4
1476 I swear if these humans don’t go back to work I will commit a felony. 1.2479 0.05278 117 96 13 8
1477 It’s fine. It’s really fine. We’re doing great. 1.2479 0.04841 117 93 19 5
1478 Somehow he always lands on his feet. 1.2479 0.03520 117 93 17 3
1479 During quarantine Tom and Suzan mastered social distancing. 1.2479 0.04841 117 93 19 5
1480 I just knew we’d find a cat sitter who was on the ball. 1.2479 0.04991 117 94 17 6
1481 Never thought I‘d say it but I would rather be in the water 1.2479 0.04527 117 91 23 3
1482 I guess we are 6 feet apart. 1.2479 0.04687 117 92 21 4
1483 Professor McGonagall immediately regretted signing up to teach transfiguration on the singles cruise. 1.2479 0.05137 117 95 15 7
1484 All black lives matter 1.2479 0.05137 117 95 15 7
1485 Their offices need to reopen. 1.2479 0.04991 117 94 17 6
1486 You still have to walk the dog.” 1.2479 0.04687 117 92 21 4
1487 I should get a job! 1.2479 0.04841 117 93 19 5
1488 Well, you did say “here, kitty kitty” 1.2479 0.05278 117 96 13 8
1489 At least I’m not a dog. 1.2479 0.04527 117 91 23 3
1490 Now this is what I call stable genius 1.2479 0.05137 117 95 15 7
1491 So this is how the want to waste my third life? 1.2479 0.04991 117 94 17 6
1492 She’s ecstatic. 1.2479 0.04841 117 93 19 5
1493 The claws don’t typically come out until the third date. 1.2479 0.04991 117 94 17 6
1494 And you wanted an indoor cat. 1.2479 0.04527 117 91 23 3
1495 I forget...how many lives is this? 1.2479 0.04687 117 92 21 4
1496 Say you respect us... or in you go. 1.2479 0.04527 117 91 23 3
1497 I don't think the cat likes our drinking games 1.2479 0.04687 117 92 21 4
1498 How to quarantine a cat. 1.2479 0.04189 117 89 27 1
1499 'You were right! I AM a cat person!!' 1.2479 0.04361 117 90 25 2
1500 Cat toys are so underrated 1.2479 0.04841 117 93 19 5
1501 Decisions! Decisions! Whose head should I jump on to get out of this predicament? 1.2479 0.04841 117 93 19 5
1502 Does anyone smell cat poop? 1.2479 0.04991 117 94 17 6
1503 Captain Whiskers: “I should’ve taken the blue pill.” 1.2479 0.04991 117 94 17 6
1504 How long does helium last, Felix? Mr. Bubbles hasn't had a real bath in over eight years, and I need to get another glass of wine. 1.2479 0.05137 117 95 15 7
1505 Muffy, remember how you like to bat around those little mice? 1.2479 0.04687 117 92 21 4
1506 The cat was convinced that John and Blanche were just playing with her emotions. 1.2479 0.04687 117 92 21 4
1507 He was never this much fun before the declawing. 1.2479 0.04361 117 90 25 2
1508 This was not my idea 1.2479 0.03190 117 94 21 2
1509 Does this cat belong to someone in your building? 1.2479 0.04527 117 91 23 3
1510 This is the last straw. I'd rather be an alley cat. 1.2479 0.04527 117 91 23 3
1511 Play nice or she’ll let the air out of the ball. 1.2479 0.03413 117 95 19 3
1512 I think Mr. Cuddles is trying to tell us that cat lives matter or it could just be lunchtime! 1.2479 0.04841 117 93 19 5
1513 I told you playing with your pussy could be fun! 1.2479 0.04991 117 94 17 6
1514 Roomba cat on vacay. 1.2479 0.04527 117 92 18 4
1515 We just can't keep going on with things up in the air like this. 1.2479 0.04687 117 92 21 4
1516 That day, Chester resolved to complete his application to the cat cafe. 1.2479 0.05137 117 95 15 7
1517 I hate it when she’s bored. 1.2479 0.04687 117 92 21 4
1518 Don’t let him know you’re excited. He’ll burst your bubble! 1.2479 0.04841 117 93 19 5
1519 Walter was becoming concerned that his captors’ observance of physical distancing was on the wane 1.2479 0.04991 117 94 17 6
1520 Is the ball in the air or on the ground? 1.2479 0.04991 117 94 17 6
1521 She takes sheltering in place very seriously. 1.2479 0.04687 117 92 21 4
1522 He's more fun now that he's de-clawed. 1.2479 0.03723 117 90 21 2
1523 Once summer broke, Sylvester began to question the wisdom of loosening alcohol laws during the pandemic 1.2479 0.04841 117 93 19 5
1524 And you wanted to pay a cat sitter! 1.2479 0.04991 117 94 17 6
1525 She was complaining about the hot tin roof. 1.2479 0.04527 117 91 23 3
1526 Did you see the cat lately? 1.2479 0.04991 117 94 17 6
1527 His disdain for humanity is what keeps the ball afloat. 1.2479 0.04841 117 93 19 5
1528 All three of us are getting better at this. 1.2479 0.04361 117 90 25 2
1529 God, these stupid people are so easily entertained. 1.2479 0.04841 117 93 19 5
1530 Jinxy is trying to decide if this is better than getting wet. 1.2479 0.04527 117 91 23 3
1531 I thought you said we were going on vacation with the Katzes... 1.2479 0.04841 117 93 19 5
1532 The plants I bought didn’t’ die, so my therapist told me I was ready for a pet... 1.2479 0.04841 117 93 19 5
1533 Riley’s harsh gaze spoke volumes about Kathy and Dave’s “trust exercise“ 1.2479 0.04527 117 91 23 3
1534 Playtime is over, kids. 1.2479 0.04361 117 90 25 2
1535 This should push his TikTok followers over a million! 1.2479 0.05416 117 97 11 9
1536 This is more fun since we got him declawed. 1.2479 0.04687 117 92 21 4
1537 What can I say? - the cat thinks the ball belongs to her! 1.2479 0.04527 117 91 23 3
1538 I include my cat in everything, and I do mean everything. 1.2479 0.04687 117 92 21 4
1539 Do I have them trained, or what? 1.2479 0.05137 117 95 15 7
1540 It's just like passing a ticking bomb back and forth, but more dangerous. 1.2479 0.04527 117 91 23 3
1541 This is fun, but it could be the Chardonnay talking. 1.2479 0.04189 117 94 19 4
1542 Look at her face! You can tell she loves this. 1.2479 0.05137 117 95 15 7
1543 Excellent. The ritual is almost complete. 1.2479 0.04991 117 94 17 6
1544 Really should teach him the doggie paddle. 1.2479 0.02069 117 95 21 1
1545 He’s just curious. 1.2479 0.04841 117 93 19 5
1546 This is ridiculous, I feel like we are in New Yorker cartoon. 1.2479 0.04991 117 94 17 6
1547 Not all pandemic adoptions end well 1.2479 0.04687 117 92 21 4
1548 What did you put in his milk? 1.2479 0.04687 117 92 21 4
1549 Don't worry. She's only up to six lives. 1.2479 0.04687 117 92 21 4
1550 CAT-CH America's new quarantine game. 1.2479 0.04991 117 94 17 6
1551 Thank goodness I've got eight more shots at "living my best life". 1.2479 0.05137 117 95 15 7
1552 He'll do anything for a Youtube video. 1.2479 0.04607 117 94 18 5
1553 ... and the picture will look as if we played with a ball with a cat sanding on it. 1.2479 0.04991 117 94 17 6
1554 It's really time they went back to the office. 1.2479 0.04687 117 92 21 4
1555 Bob, I told you the hotel had great amenities 1.2479 0.04841 117 93 19 5
1556 It's like she knows what we mean by a little spaycation. 1.2479 0.04687 117 92 21 4
1557 Winner of this season’s Topical TikTok contest: Quality couple time incorporating exercising AND recreating AND relaxing AND including the cat ALL while 6 ft apart AND making a case both con and pro of white privilege. Hashtag Gold! 1.2477 0.05239 109 88 15 6
1558 It's the only way I can get them to take their bath. 1.2458 0.04953 118 95 17 6
1559 Fur ball! 1.2458 0.04805 118 94 19 5
1560 Now I see why they said this couples therapy is a bit unorthodox 1.2458 0.04805 118 94 19 5
1561 Honey, I think Whiskers just attained enlightenment. 1.2458 0.04652 118 93 21 4
1562 I’m so glad you didn’t mind me bringing Mr Bojangles on our first date! 1.2458 0.04329 118 91 25 2
1563 I swear my last cat really enjoyed this... until he drowned. 1.2458 0.04805 118 94 19 5
1564 We’re taking him to the vet next week to refill his Prozac. 1.2458 0.04953 118 95 17 6
1565 When I told you we’d have a ball down here, I meant all of us! 1.2458 0.05097 118 96 15 7
1566 the one time Hugo didn't overthink his situation didn't work out so well. 1.2458 0.04493 118 92 23 3
1567 The gold metal finals for drunk beach ball-cat toss. #2020Olympics 1.2458 0.04493 118 92 23 3
1568 Who decided this was a good idea? 1.2458 0.04805 118 94 19 5
1569 They say this is the best time to rescue a cat. Apply within. 1.2458 0.04805 118 94 19 5
1570 See? We didn’t need to spend money boarding Mr. Pickles! 1.2458 0.04493 118 92 23 3
1571 His parents worked for Ringling Brothers. 1.2458 0.04329 118 91 25 2
1572 Ohhh, I've never known a cat that didn't like this game 1.2458 0.04329 118 91 25 2
1573 Glad we had him declawed 1.2458 0.04493 118 92 23 3
1574 My wards are easily entertained. 1.2458 0.04652 118 93 21 4
1575 The taxidermist really captured Whiskers' essence! 1.2458 0.05097 118 96 15 7
1576 Seems calm now...watch when we get the toy mouse up there. 1.2458 0.04805 118 94 19 5
1577 It's not about whether the cat is in the box or not...the question is whether it holds the ball or the ball carries it" 1.2458 0.04729 118 96 16 6
1578 You can tell she loves it. 1.2458 0.05097 118 96 15 7
1579 I think this is her eighth life! 1.2458 0.04805 118 94 19 5
1580 Whooosh! Isn’t this fun Tibbs! What a lucky cat you are! 1.2458 0.04652 118 93 21 4
1581 Maybe if we put a little spin on it. 1.2458 0.04329 118 91 25 2
1582 This game's no fun without the mouse. 1.2458 0.04493 118 92 23 3
1583 Social media is hardest on the family pet. 1.2458 0.04953 118 95 17 6
1584 That's as close as you're gonna get to mine! 1.2458 0.05097 118 96 15 7
1585 Don’t you just love the suspense? 1.2458 0.04493 118 92 23 3
1586 She'll be sad when we go back to the office.. 1.2458 0.04652 118 93 21 4
1587 Maybe we should’ve asked the dog. 1.2458 0.04652 118 93 21 4
1588 Do you think we should tell Mr. Space Cat with his claws out that the beach ball is made of K-E-V-L-A-R? 1.2458 0.04953 118 95 17 6
1589 I can see that your cat is not happy about pools reopening. 1.2458 0.04652 118 93 21 4
1590 Cats rule... 1.2458 0.02933 118 99 15 4
1591 Instead of doing a cannonball in the pool, they opted for a cat-on-ball. 1.2458 0.03794 118 92 22 2
1592 Don't stop . . . I think he's amused. 1.2458 0.04329 118 91 25 2
1593 She prefers it to yarn! 1.2458 0.04805 118 94 19 5
1594 You're right - she's much more relaxed after a couple of glasses of wine. 1.2458 0.04493 118 92 23 3
1595 Now let's see what happens if we let the helium out of the cat 1.2458 0.04805 118 94 19 5
1596 I"m sure cats can swim." 1.2458 0.04805 118 94 19 5
1597 I dare you to get my pussy wet! 1.2458 0.04805 118 94 19 5
1598 Video's definitely going viral unless he drowns,too. 1.2458 0.01165 118 99 17 2
1599 This must be what it feels like to have a personality. 1.2458 0.04652 118 93 21 4
1600 Funny how an indifferent cat seizes the moment! 1.2458 0.04953 118 95 17 6
1601 It’s a living. 1.2447 0.05171 94 74 17 3
1602 Let’s call this furball. 1.2435 0.04553 115 90 22 3
1603 It was at this point Mr. Puss-Puss realized the epoxy-based diet had a secondary purpose 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
1604 Ms. Sprinkles thought it no coincidence that the Chardonnay had appeared before noon today. 1.2424 0.05578 99 81 12 6
1605 Narrator: the cat was (in a sense) both "dead and alive" 1.2424 0.05578 99 81 12 6
1606 The humans must be running out of ways to spark joy 1.2414 0.04519 116 91 22 3
1607 Remember, if you drop the cat, you have to watch Fauci on YouTube. 1.2414 0.05140 116 95 14 7
1608 He's a great comfort pet, until someone drops the ball. 1.2414 0.03489 116 93 21 2
1609 If I fits, I sits 1.2389 0.05071 113 92 15 6
1610 It was not until that moment that Mittens truly understood general relativity. 1.2389 0.04913 113 91 17 5
1611 They say they always land on their feet but I'm not sure if they can swim. 1.2389 0.04221 113 87 25 1
1612 The cat: “I hate it when they photoshop me in their pictures” 1.2389 0.05071 113 92 15 6
1613 I read that by changing the play routine keeps cats entertained 1.2389 0.04749 113 90 19 4
1614 Relax, you’ve got two whole lives left! 1.2389 0.04580 113 89 21 3
1615 I wish she would sit this still when we have the camera out. 1.2389 0.04580 113 89 21 3
1616 Life is a balancing act. 1.2389 0.04913 113 91 17 5
1617 I am SO glad we gave couples therapy a second chance, Fred. 1.2389 0.04580 113 89 20 3
1618 I think it’s the wine, but is the ball getting heavier? 1.2389 0.04580 113 89 21 3
1619 I'm afraid we're spoiling the cat. 1.2389 0.04749 113 90 19 4
1620 How do you remember the wine but forget the catnip? Gimme a break. 1.2389 0.04749 113 90 19 4
1621 You know she can't swim 1.2389 0.04580 113 89 21 3
1622 The excitement starts when one of us misses the ball and the cat hits the water. 1.2389 0.04580 113 89 21 3
1623 He craves disruption, not attention. 1.2389 0.04580 113 89 21 3
1624 I still can't believe she found the jellicle ball. 1.2389 0.04913 113 91 17 5
1625 I didn’t know that hairballs were inflatable! 1.2389 0.05071 113 92 15 6
1626 Thank God these a**holes don’t have 9 lives!! 1.2389 0.04913 113 91 17 5
1627 He likes the uncertainty of it all. 1.2389 0.04221 113 87 25 1
1628 Excuse me but it's MONKEY in the middle! 1.2389 0.04404 113 88 23 2
1629 He's petrified of the water, LOL! 1.2389 0.05225 113 93 13 7
1630 Why did we never think of this before quarantine? 1.2389 0.04749 113 90 19 4
1631 I'm a black cat, you know. 1.2389 0.04749 113 90 19 4
1632 Note to self: Spray, spray, spray 1.2389 0.05225 113 93 13 7
1633 Look, she loves it. Now was it really so hard to include Bootsie in our quality time? 1.2389 0.03021 113 94 16 3
1634 Better than the Roomba! 1.2389 0.05071 113 92 15 6
1635 Have you seen Whiskers lately? 1.2389 0.04749 113 90 19 4
1636 It is moments like this that I wish we never created humans in order to escape the cold, greedy clutches of solitude; I could do without them right about now. 1.2389 0.05071 113 92 15 6
1637 It's good to see the cat get some exercise. 1.2389 0.04404 113 88 23 2
1638 Happy to supervise; maintaining social distance is my thing 1.2389 0.04749 113 90 19 4
1639 And they say being a cat parent isn’t like being a real parent. 1.2389 0.04580 113 89 21 3
1640 She loves the new kitty pool. 1.2389 0.04913 113 91 17 5
1641 See? Isn't this better than burying him in the yard? 1.2389 0.04580 113 89 21 3
1642 She thinks it's a Roomba. 1.2389 0.04749 113 90 19 4
1643 I hope the ad revenue will be worth my dignity this time. 1.2389 0.04580 113 89 21 3
1644 Now, let's see what the dog will do to stay six feet away from us. 1.2389 0.04580 113 89 21 3
1645 And you said cats weren't playful. 1.2389 0.04580 113 89 21 3
1646 Just act like Schrödinger isn’t here. 1.2389 0.04580 113 89 21 3
1647 She's just mocking us now. 1.2389 0.04580 113 89 21 3
1648 Katy and Frank weren't an item until they quit board games cold turkey and took up Catastrophe. 1.2389 0.04913 113 91 17 5
1649 The roomba is broken. 1.2389 0.04913 113 91 17 5
1650 When drinking gin, sometimes Stacey and Ed gave their cat a tonic. 1.2389 0.04913 113 91 17 5
1651 Fourth of July water activities will look a little different this year. 1.2389 0.04749 113 90 19 4
1652 This is the only way we can be sure she doesn't knock our wine glasses over, hold tight and I'll refill your glass. 1.2389 0.04913 113 91 17 5
1653 I'm thinking of calling it Catersise. 1.2389 0.04580 113 89 21 3
1654 The things I do to keep them entertained these days. 1.2371 0.04582 97 75 21 1
1655 Okay, now call the dogs. 1.2366 0.05801 93 77 10 6
1656 The ball is flat. 1.2364 0.04644 110 87 20 3
1657 ...and to think the reviews said the pool was too small to swing a cat. 1.2364 0.04644 110 87 20 3
1658 Honey, she’s doing it again! This would be perfect for the New Yorker caption contest. 1.2364 0.04820 110 88 18 4
1659 They do rule us after all 1.2364 0.04644 110 87 20 3
1660 Has the cat become a bit more clingy these days? 1.2364 0.04820 110 88 18 4
1661 It was at this point that Steve realised he needed to re-think his life choices 1.2364 0.04644 110 87 20 3
1662 Drunk with power Dave and Suzanne brought their erotic game to a strange new level 1.2364 0.04460 110 86 22 2
1663 Will my relationship with these humans survive quarantine? 1.2364 0.04269 110 85 24 1
1664 It’s exposure therapy - of course she’s not enjoying herself. 1.2364 0.05314 110 91 12 7
1665 When will they stop so I can lick my balls 1.2364 0.05468 110 92 10 8
1666 I love our new wine glasses. 1.2364 0.04990 110 89 16 5
1667 Look honey he’s coughed up an air ball! 1.2364 0.04990 110 89 16 5
1668 Wingardium leviosa! 1.2364 0.04820 110 88 18 4
1669 I’m not the only one asking how I got here 1.2364 0.04820 110 88 18 4
1670 You think Cirque du Soleil will notice? 1.2364 0.04171 110 92 13 5
1671 That wasn’t cat nip. 1.2364 0.05154 110 90 14 6
1672 Looks like summer to me 1.2364 0.04644 110 87 20 3
1673 Now that we've trained the cat, we can take our telekinesis act on the road. 1.2364 0.04990 110 89 16 5
1674 Weird, I’m the only one not having a ball. 1.2364 0.04820 110 88 18 4
1675 If I fits it, I sits it...? 1.2364 0.05314 110 91 12 7
1676 Meowzers! 1.2364 0.04820 110 88 18 4
1677 Just keeping entertained during a slow news month. 1.2364 0.04820 110 88 18 4
1678 i knew letting them get me declawed was a mistake. 1.2364 0.04460 110 86 22 2
1679 Am I drunk or is our cat high? 1.2364 0.04990 110 88 16 5
1680 I never thought being a glue tester would be this much fun! 1.2364 0.04644 110 87 19 3
1681 Damn COVID! Go back to work! 1.2364 0.03749 110 90 17 3
1682 Now, isn't this more fun than the box it came in? 1.2364 0.04990 110 89 16 5
1683 Playing with the cat at a safe social distance. 1.2364 0.04460 110 86 22 2
1684 This'll make the neighbor's cat think twice before coming in our yard again! 1.2364 0.05154 110 90 14 6
1685 Uh honey, I'm not sure this is wine we are drinking. 1.2364 0.04820 110 88 18 4
1686 I think the Joneses are bringing the spaniels to our Friday pool party 1.2364 0.04460 110 86 22 2
1687 Actually, he seemed to enjoy the ball of yarn more. 1.2364 0.04069 110 84 26 0
1688 Fluffy seems suicidal now that we are always here. 1.2364 0.05154 110 90 14 6
1689 Real wine glasses at the pool - so dangerous. 1.2364 0.04990 110 89 16 5
1690 Next round, let’s replace the cat with a cartoonist. 1.2364 0.04820 110 88 18 4
1691 Playing with your ball could very well get my pussy wet. 1.2364 0.05314 110 91 12 7
1692 See, I told you it always lands cat side up. 1.2364 0.04990 110 89 16 5
1693 Just wait ‘til I do or don’t make it to the cat box...they won’t ever try this again. 1.2364 0.04820 110 88 18 4
1694 Who needs nine lives when this one's a ball? 1.2364 0.04644 110 87 20 3
1695 So this is what it feels like being on top of the world. 1.2364 0.04269 110 85 24 1
1696 Henri is gonna need another cannabis treat in a minute. 1.2364 0.04644 110 87 20 3
1697 I think he misunderstood when I asked him if he wanted to come play with us at the kiddie pool. 1.2364 0.05154 110 90 14 6
1698 It'll be fun to get an Australian Water cat," you said. "Let's wait until we check out its habits," I said. "How bad could they be," you said 1.2364 0.04990 110 89 16 5
1699 Kitty Prozac was the best investment I ever made. 1.2364 0.04990 110 89 16 5
1700 Miffy missed the good ol’ days of dwarf-throwing. 1.2364 0.04820 110 88 18 4
1701 He only needs 1,000 more followers to be verified. 1.2364 0.04820 110 88 18 4
1702 As long as I don't get wet, I'm fine. 1.2364 0.04820 110 88 18 4
1703 I think the cat is having a ball... 1.2364 0.04820 110 88 18 4
1704 Who knew hairballs inflated 1.2364 0.04990 110 89 16 5
1705 The cat is out of the bag again! 1.2364 0.04906 110 91 13 6
1706 I promised the cat we'd have a ball. 1.2364 0.04644 110 87 20 3
1707 How many glasses of wine have we had, anyway? 1.2364 0.04820 110 88 18 4
1708 Floyd’s Service called. The Roomba will be ready at noon. 1.2364 0.04820 110 88 18 4
1709 The goal is to keep six feet apart. 1.2364 0.04644 110 87 20 3
1710 Is it the wine or is the cat on top of the ball? 1.2364 0.04553 110 89 17 4
1711 Your furball. 1.2364 0.04644 110 87 20 3
1712 It’s two lives to three. 1.2364 0.04644 110 87 20 3
1713 ....and the final rule of 'BeachCat' is the loser helps the cat out of the pool. 1.2364 0.04990 110 89 16 5
1714 We’re enjoying life... just like those people on social media! 1.2364 0.04460 110 86 22 2
1715 If he poops in your slipper this time we'll know there's something about this game he doesn't like. 1.2364 0.04644 110 87 20 3
1716 One scratch and it’s over for me! 1.2364 0.04644 110 87 20 3
1717 Either she's too scared to move or very well trained. 1.2364 0.04644 110 87 20 3
1718 I think that Whiskers must have studied Einstein's 1905 paper 'On the Electrodynamics of Moving Bodies': he is 'at rest' relative to his own frame of reference, which WE perceive as 'in motion'. This cat is really on the ball! 1.2364 0.04990 110 89 16 5
1719 Using a cat has been slightly better than that time we used a toaster 1.2364 0.04990 110 89 16 5
1720 How'd the ball get here? 1.2364 0.04644 110 87 20 3
1721 Good thing she's declawed. 1.2364 0.04990 110 89 16 5
1722 Were you drinking before I got here? 1.2364 0.05314 110 91 12 7
1723 I can’t believe they think this will get rid of my ‘fur balls’!! 1.2364 0.04820 110 88 18 4
1724 Be careful, he's on his ninth life. 1.2364 0.04644 110 87 20 3
1725 She insists on being the bell -of-the ball! 1.2364 0.04460 110 86 22 2
1726 Yes, he’s a Ballinese cat. 1.2364 0.04069 110 84 26 0
1727 Oh look, she's playing! 1.2364 0.04820 110 88 18 4
1728 See...I told you Kitty likes to play ball. 1.2364 0.04460 110 86 22 2
1729 Dogs! What’s fun about balls, anyway? 1.2364 0.04990 110 89 16 5
1730 Pride always cometh before the ball 1.2364 0.04644 110 87 20 3
1731 What’s new pussy cat? 1.2364 0.04820 110 88 18 4
1732 I have to admit being mildly disappointed when the resort manager told me this was the Exotic Cat Experience they advertised. 1.2364 0.04820 110 88 18 4
1733 That’s not what I had in mind. 1.2364 0.04644 110 87 20 3
1734 Thankfully it’s not a hot tin roof this time 1.2364 0.04820 110 88 18 4
1735 Glad we don’t have to wipe down everything from the store now 1.2364 0.04820 110 88 18 4
1736 Be careful honey, he doesn’t like to get wet. 1.2364 0.04820 110 88 18 4
1737 Someone forgot to feed the cat. 1.2364 0.04990 110 89 16 5
1738 It won't land on its feet this time. I guarantee. 1.2364 0.04820 110 88 18 4
1739 Our Overlord is not pleased. Smile better! 1.2364 0.04990 110 89 16 5
1740 I just love how Kitty is always on the ball! 1.2364 0.04460 110 86 22 2
1741 I didn’t sign up for this. 1.2364 0.04990 110 89 16 5
1742 Anybody keeping score? 1.2364 0.04269 110 85 24 1
1743 Gentle -- if he gets spooked the claws come out and the fun is over. 1.2364 0.04990 110 89 16 5
1744 He seemed annoyed we've been home so much, but he's been a ball today 1.2364 0.04990 110 89 16 5
1745 You said you'd like to play with my cat in the hot tub. 1.2364 0.04460 110 91 14 5
1746 I think he likes having us home all the time! 1.2364 0.05154 110 90 14 6
1747 I was worried about him at first, but then it just got fun! 1.2364 0.04644 110 92 14 4
1748 Mostly, I despise humans. Particularly when they're in the mood to "play with the cat!" 1.2364 0.04820 110 88 18 4
1749 If 2020 were a cat, it'll be this one" 1.2364 0.04733 110 90 15 5
1750 I've heard of monkey in the middle but this is ridiculous! 1.2364 0.04460 110 86 22 2
1751 Mr. Whiskers is having a ball! 1.2364 0.03520 110 89 19 2
1752 It's common knowledge that cats hate water, but few realize they also don't understand gravity. 1.2364 0.04990 110 89 16 5
1753 One more game of 'Curiosity' - please? 1.2364 0.00913 110 94 15 1
1754 Your cat is a marvelously calm cat. 1.2364 0.04990 110 89 16 5
1755 Think she'd also like a drink? 1.2364 0.04644 110 87 20 3
1756 Do you think Mr. Wiggles realizes how much fun this is? 1.2364 0.03859 110 88 20 2
1757 Only 3 more lives to go Tabitha! 1.2364 0.05314 110 91 12 7
1758 Gosh! Who’s face do I scratch out first? 1.2364 0.04644 110 87 20 3
1759 If he won't get off the ball, he’s going to be part of the game! 1.2364 0.04644 110 87 20 3
1760 Schrodinger's cat's got nothing on Tigger. 1.2364 0.04644 110 87 20 3
1761 Ready? Now we drop the ball and run like hell. 1.2364 0.05154 110 90 14 6
1762 That's what I like about this cat. She's always on the ball. 1.2364 0.05314 110 91 12 7
1763 Good thing we got the cat drunk too! 1.2364 0.04990 110 89 16 5
1764 Before COVID-19, who knew this would be fun? 1.2364 0.04990 110 89 16 5
1765 He wants to go viral. 1.2364 0.04820 110 88 18 4
1766 This will look great on Instagram. 1.2364 0.04820 110 87 15 5
1767 In a way, he’s rescued us. 1.2364 0.04644 110 87 20 3
1768 Don't complain.It's his vacation too. 1.2364 0.05154 110 90 14 6
1769 He's a little traumatized. Last week the President tried to grab him. 1.2364 0.04990 110 89 16 5
1770 This is not working, get the dog. 1.2364 0.05154 110 90 14 6
1771 His therapist said we could try it without the ball as early as next week. 1.2364 0.04644 110 87 20 3
1772 And you wanted a dog. 1.2364 0.04644 110 87 20 3
1773 ...and whoever's face she clings to, wins! 1.2364 0.04460 110 86 22 2
1774 as soon as he gets his claws in that ball he will be one made cat!! 1.2364 0.04460 110 86 22 2
1775 Scenario: Luke and Leia move to suburbia... 1.2353 0.05712 85 69 12 4
1776 And you thought a dog would be too clingy? 1.2347 0.04983 98 78 17 3
1777 If we can teach Abigail to work the camera, TikTok here we come! 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
1778 At least we’re not horsing around. 1.2347 0.04424 98 83 10 5
1779 Look! Tabby has attained Nirvana! 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
1780 Good thinking,getting them de-clawed! 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
1781 She makes sure we stay six feet apart. 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
1782 At the count of three, hands on hips. One, Two ..... 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
1783 If either one of you drops the ball, I will resign as master of your house. Think about that. 1.2347 0.05190 98 79 15 4
1784 I didn't know she'd be an on-ball cat when we got her. 1.2347 0.04541 98 78 18 2
1785 Nine lives! Nine lives! I can swim! I can swim! 1.2347 0.05389 98 80 13 5
1786 Did you remember to buy milk? 1.2342 0.04781 111 89 18 4
1787 Kevin the cat has not been well. “Everything in the world has been so up in the air lately.” 1.2342 0.04949 111 90 16 5
1788 This is so much more fun than watching cats on the Internet 🐈 1.2342 0.04425 111 87 22 2
1789 'Try being more than just an indoor cat', they said. 1.2342 0.04695 111 91 15 5
1790 Heads up! It’s a flyin’ fur ball!! 1.2342 0.04425 111 87 22 2
1791 Trying to squeeze into a tiny box is more fun that this 1.2342 0.04949 111 90 16 5
1792 Adoption agencies will really adopt pets out to anyone during lockdown. 1.2342 0.04607 111 88 20 3
1793 what's this white privilege I keep hearing about? 1.2342 0.04949 111 90 16 5
1794 Now we can practice joint custody. 1.2342 0.04607 111 88 20 3
1795 Time spent with humans is never wasted 1.2342 0.04425 111 87 22 2
1796 I am tired of playing with them at home 1.2342 0.04781 111 89 18 4
1797 Wonder when these losers will go back to work? 1.2342 0.04781 111 89 18 4
1798 I don't think I want kids. 1.2342 0.04607 111 88 20 3
1799 How were we ever dog people? 1.2342 0.04607 111 88 20 3
1800 Another reason I'm sorry they declawed me! 1.2342 0.04425 111 87 22 2
1801 This'll teach her to stay in her own back yard! 1.2342 0.04425 111 87 22 2
1802 Quaint. They actually think they're moving it themselves. 1.2342 0.04949 111 90 16 5
1803 She just wants to feel included! 1.2342 0.04607 111 88 20 3
1804 I think she’s ready for her dinner 1.2342 0.05112 111 91 14 6
1805 Ninth time’s a charm! 1.2342 0.04607 111 88 20 3
1806 Great job, Fluffy. Your next Home Olympics event is the 10-meter springboard. 1.2342 0.03830 111 89 20 2
1807 Why would we ever want a dog? 1.2342 0.04781 111 89 18 4
1808 I'm fed up of humans and their cat fantasies. 1.2342 0.04949 111 90 16 5
1809 This time, don't startle him. It's our last beach ball. 1.2342 0.04607 111 88 20 3
1810 Tabby’s fear of water does add an element of excitement , doesn’t it, honey? 1.2342 0.04607 111 88 20 3
1811 You’re right. Only a declawed one would keep our ball inflated. 1.2342 0.05112 111 91 14 6
1812 Oh come on, I'm sure he's having a ball! 1.2342 0.04607 111 88 20 3
1813 I told the cartoonist I didn’t think he could come up with something so silly that no one could think of anything to submit 1.2342 0.04607 111 88 20 3
1814 It's hard to remember life without him. 1.2342 0.04607 111 88 19 3
1815 Smile, George. If she sees us frowning, we'll be here all night. 1.2342 0.04781 111 89 18 4
1816 Success! She finally achieved levitation through her "stare at the wall trance". 1.2342 0.04781 111 89 17 4
1817 Lighten up little guy we’re just kitten around 1.2342 0.04607 111 88 20 3
1818 Now try to bounce it off the wall! 1.2342 0.04781 111 89 18 4
1819 There MUST be a better way to teach him not to scratch balls 1.2342 0.04949 111 90 16 5
1820 A special treat for kitties who don't use the litter box! 1.2342 0.04949 111 90 16 5
1821 Cat or no cat, I'm up 5 to 3. 1.2342 0.04781 111 89 18 4
1822 Maybe we should forget about including double reverse somersault with pike. 1.2342 0.04781 111 89 18 4
1823 Fluffy's new lithium regimen left her numb to familiar pleasures 1.2342 0.05112 111 91 14 6
1824 We'll see just how determined the cat is not to get wet. 1.2342 0.04138 111 88 21 2
1825 Fascinating! Her hatred of water is stronger than her hatred of human affection. 1.2342 0.04607 111 88 20 3
1826 Sure, sometimes people get upset when they find out I’ve superglued my cat to the beach ball, but it’s adorable on Instagram... 1.2342 0.04781 111 89 18 4
1827 Joe, I told you the third bottle would do the trick. 1.2342 0.04781 111 89 18 4
1828 I still think flipping a coin would be a more PETA correct way to settle who gets the stupid cat after the divorce. 1.2342 0.04781 111 89 18 4
1829 Relax kitty. Keep calm and enjoy it. It will be much worse if you tense up and dig in your claws. 1.2342 0.04236 111 86 24 1
1830 Watch out for the brown catnip, they said - but I didn't listen 1.2342 0.04425 111 87 22 2
1831 She is just so needy for attention. 1.2342 0.04781 111 89 18 4
1832 I think I'll pass on future social distancing games. 1.2342 0.04236 111 86 24 1
1833 See I told you they always land on top of the ball. 1.2342 0.04949 111 90 16 5
1834 The cat is having a ball on this vacation, and you thought he should stay home! 1.2342 0.04607 111 88 20 3
1835 Thank heaven for de-clawing. 1.2342 0.04236 111 86 24 1
1836 See – gravity is a weaker force than a cat’s desire to stay dry. 1.2342 0.04781 111 89 18 4
1837 a new place in hell !!! 1.2342 0.04607 111 88 20 3
1838 See dear, the cat’s having a ball. 1.2342 0.03721 111 91 17 3
1839 you’re right, of course ... it’s undoubtedly safer ... but the mountain lion was a far better upper body workout 1.2342 0.04781 111 89 18 4
1840 It's not exactly like playing fetch with Fido. 1.2342 0.04607 111 88 20 3
1841 This is exactly why I'm a cat person. 1.2342 0.04607 111 88 20 3
1842 Much better! Fluffy sucks at “Marco Polo” 1.2342 0.04781 111 89 18 4
1843 I hope they open the beaches soon. 1.2342 0.04332 111 89 18 3
1844 I think he really likes it when we stay home more often. 1.2342 0.04607 111 88 20 3
1845 Quick... who's taking the video? 1.2342 0.04607 111 88 20 3
1846 It's fine, she must have at least 4 or 5 lives left. 1.2342 0.04949 111 90 16 5
1847 Whoa, okay guys, the psychokinesis was fun but seriously I cannot get this coat wet 1.2340 0.05542 94 77 12 5
1848 Learn telekinesis. Our Covid checklist is almost complete. 1.2326 0.05889 86 71 10 5
1849 I wish I was a panther tho. 1.2323 0.05142 99 80 15 4
1850 Honey, you think this will make Sportscenter? 1.2323 0.04938 99 79 17 3
1851 I am higher and more important than my servants! 1.2323 0.04938 99 79 17 3
1852 I don’t think this is what your therapist meant by “team building” activities. 1.2323 0.05142 99 80 15 4
1853 Athena has mastered work life balance 1.2323 0.04938 99 79 17 3
1854 The Cat:"why god why?...why did corona had to happen" 1.2323 0.04725 99 78 19 2
1855 She's nervous, but she's doing it! And you said that cat therapist was just a scam. 1.2323 0.05142 99 80 15 4
1856 Yes! I’m in the universe where the cat remains dry. 1.2323 0.05529 99 82 11 6
1857 One glass of wine and she's already torturing my cat 1.2323 0.05339 99 81 13 5
1858 Honey, I had a lot of fun with you this weekend while cat sitting. 1.2323 0.04725 99 78 19 2
1859 According to the will, after exercise she gets a belly rub and a can of Tuna Delight for dinner. 1.2323 0.04938 99 79 17 3
1860 Yeah, Miss Kitty likes this way more than cat-minton. 1.2323 0.05142 99 80 15 4
1861 It’s part of his daily exercise during lockdown 1.2323 0.04017 99 80 17 2
1862 That reminds me, we need to tell the kids to quit running near the pool 1.2323 0.05142 99 80 15 4
1863 Picatso is unamused. 1.2323 0.02619 99 83 14 2
1864 I wish they would buy a dog, they love this sort of stuff! 1.2323 0.04725 99 78 19 2
1865 I told you superglue would work on cat paws. 1.2323 0.05142 99 80 15 4
1866 Tonight's meow is dry with tart undertones. 1.2321 0.04390 112 90 19 3
1867 This is not what I meant when I asked for a highball. 1.2321 0.04909 112 91 16 5
1868 I miss Schroedinger. 1.2315 0.05361 108 90 11 7
1869 I wonder what Schrodinger would say about this one! 1.2315 0.04853 108 87 17 4
1870 On the count of three, reverse direction. 1.2315 0.04671 108 86 19 3
1871 So much better than watching cat videos! 1.2315 0.05028 108 88 15 5
1872 ‘Catch as cat can’ 1.2315 0.04482 108 85 21 2
1873 Isn't sequestering such an opportunity to be creative? 1.2315 0.04482 108 85 21 2
1874 Be careful not to get my pussy wet, Jim! 1.2315 0.04853 108 87 17 4
1875 When I said I wanted a rescue cat, I didn't know it would be rescued from the circus. 1.2315 0.05028 108 88 15 5
1876 Finally, our first Tik Tok video! 1.2315 0.03859 108 87 19 2
1877 You're right -- It is a weird coincidence he never does this when we have our phones. 1.2315 0.04671 108 86 19 3
1878 So THIS is what the humans have felt like for 5 months. 1.2300 0.05291 100 82 13 5
1879 In every strange situation - stay calm 1.2286 0.04738 105 84 18 3
1880 I hate this game. 1.2286 0.04928 105 85 16 4
1881 Are you done? 1.2286 0.05110 105 86 14 5
1882 I hate summer. 1.2286 0.04928 105 85 16 4
1883 Honey, if you’re also seeing the cat standing in the middle of the ball, remind me not to buy this wine anymore. 1.2286 0.05110 105 86 14 5
1884 I shouldn't have traded my eighth life for that DVD box set of Friends 1.2286 0.03769 105 84 19 1
1885 Marco... why did we let him talk us into playing this? 1.2286 0.05110 105 86 14 5
1886 Think they’re taking the ‘cats always land on their feet’ adage a bit too far 1.2286 0.05110 105 86 14 5
1887 So who’s winning? 1.2286 0.04541 105 83 20 2
1888 I preferred their out-of-home Wine Wednesdays 1.2286 0.04928 105 85 16 4
1889 I hate when you started to drink 1.2286 0.04738 105 84 18 3
1890 December 31, 2019: “I know what they say about black cats but I’m not gonna let superstitions ruin the new year!” 1.2286 0.05110 105 86 14 5
1891 This quarantine has been a waste of all nine lives 1.2286 0.04928 105 85 16 4
1892 Cat on a pool game poof 1.2286 0.05110 105 86 14 5
1893 See I told you honey, all our marital problems that have been exacerbated by lockdown would melt away with a new addition to the family 1.2286 0.04541 105 83 20 2
1894 Whatever bad luck it brings, it won’t be nearly as bad as what’s happened this year! 1.2286 0.04334 105 82 22 1
1895 If Cheryl and Bob don’t recognize this as a cry for help, I’m going to jump. 1.2286 0.05286 105 87 12 6
1896 If he didn’t want to get wet, he shouldn’t have been sitting on the ball in the first place. 1.2286 0.04738 105 84 18 3
1897 Honey, have you seen the cat? 1.2286 0.05457 105 88 10 7
1898 Goodbye, cruel world 1.2286 0.04928 105 85 16 4
1899 It’s a common myth they hate water... 1.2286 0.04738 105 84 18 3
1900 I wonder if now is a good time to tell her I’m allergic to cats 1.2286 0.04928 105 85 16 4
1901 Just keep your eye on the ball, dear 1.2286 0.04928 105 85 16 4
1902 Are you doing it or am I? 1.2286 0.05457 105 88 10 7
1903 Nothing like a game of Schrodinger's ball to take my mind off things 1.2286 0.05110 105 86 14 5
1904 So once this thing is over, who gets the cat? 1.2286 0.04541 105 83 20 2
1905 These Roomba pool cleaners are just as much fun. 1.2286 0.04928 105 85 16 4
1906 I'm not sure why you're surprised. It's 2020 -- what HAVEN'T we seen? 1.2286 0.03247 105 85 19 1
1907 Whoever dumps her first gets the next drink! 1.2286 0.05110 105 86 14 5
1908 If only these two knew how close it is to the end of the world. Wheeee. 1.2286 0.05110 105 86 14 5
1909 This is so much safer for the cat than that frisbee toss game. 1.2286 0.04928 105 85 16 4
1910 Nobody told me this is what life number 9 would be like. 1.2286 0.04541 105 83 20 2
1911 Go to Daddy, Friskie. 1.2286 0.04928 105 85 16 4
1912 Personally, I'm glad we clipped her claws. 1.2286 0.04541 105 83 20 2
1913 I don't understand why those other seven cats ran away. 1.2286 0.04928 105 85 16 4
1914 This happens every time the cat drinks from your glass. 1.2286 0.04928 105 85 16 4
1915 We're all in this together. 1.2286 0.04928 105 85 16 4
1916 Walter had always wondered why they had declawed him--now, he knew, as his anal sphincter puckered tightly. 1.2286 0.04738 105 84 18 3
1917 Relax.We know CPurrR. 1.2286 0.04928 105 85 16 4
1918 Look what the ball dragged in. 1.2286 0.04541 105 83 20 2
1919 Honey, don't be in the pool if he falls off, he hates water. 1.2286 0.04738 105 84 18 3
1920 They really need to get pro sports back in business 1.2286 0.04640 105 86 15 4
1921 What do you think, Schrödinger? Will he throw the ball? 1.2286 0.04928 105 85 16 4
1922 Isn’t it great that we’ve figured out how to maintain our sanity. 1.2286 0.04928 105 85 16 4
1923 Thank god when the pandemic is over. 1.2286 0.04738 105 84 18 3
1924 Like I tried to tell the last guy, she's only bad luck if you drop her. 1.2286 0.04928 105 85 16 4
1925 Damn, these Facebook challenges! 1.2286 0.04738 105 84 18 3
1926 Life1, life 2, life 3, life 4 . . . 1.2286 0.05110 105 86 14 5
1927 I fail to see the connection, Bob. How does a cat on a beach ball over a pool of water represent 2020?...Who am I in this metaphor??? 1.2286 0.04928 105 85 16 4
1928 It’s okay. She’ll hold on. She hates water. 1.2286 0.04928 105 85 16 4
1929 I can feel it, this is going viral. 1.2286 0.04541 105 83 20 2
1930 It's so cool - the cat got us a people toy! 1.2286 0.04541 105 83 20 2
1931 Careful! We're on the ninth life. 1.2286 0.05110 105 86 14 5
1932 Once he gets bored with this I'm really not sure what's next. 1.2286 0.04541 105 83 20 2
1933 What a great change from that tired old ball of yarn! 1.2286 0.04738 105 84 18 3
1934 Do you think we should go outside and see other people today? 1.2286 0.03103 105 87 16 2
1935 Top of the world, Mittens! 1.2286 0.04738 105 84 18 3
1936 We're practicing for the divorce. 1.2286 0.04928 105 85 16 4
1937 This was a lot more fun with our dog. 1.2286 0.04227 105 84 19 2
1938 Last time he'll leap onto the refrigerator, that's a given! 1.2286 0.05110 105 86 14 5
1939 This levitation trick will absolutely kill at the Animal Shelter benefit, Frank. 1.2286 0.05286 105 87 12 6
1940 She even sleeps with me. 1.2286 0.04541 105 83 20 2
1941 Bella thinks this will help her to conceptualize her new water ballet 1.2286 0.04541 105 83 20 2
1942 At least two of us are having a ball. 1.2286 0.04738 105 84 18 3
1943 It seemed like he wanted to Zoom. 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
1944 Let the summer of Vodka Catatonics commence! 1.2268 0.05386 97 80 12 5
1945 Our new personal trainer is a bit weird. 1.2268 0.04146 97 82 11 4
1946 catapults come back in vogue during stressful times! 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
1947 Just because we just spent 3 months together doesn’t mean I need to be included ALL the time now 1.2264 0.03618 106 85 20 1
1948 This is not as fun as I make it look - cat 1.2264 0.05240 106 88 12 6
1949 Please don’t drop the ball 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
1950 Cat at the center of a custody battle 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
1951 I despise these family getaways 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
1952 I wonder why cats don't trust humans! 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
1953 We don't have a cat. 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
1954 Before we fully embrace our new progressive mindsets, let us first indulge in one last illogical pastime. 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
1955 I usually don’t let my cat out of the bag on the first date. 1.2264 0.03224 106 91 11 4
1956 I wonder if she was this indifferent to the previous occupants? 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
1957 Now I know why that cat sat on a mat 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
1958 ‘’As long as he still pays me by the hour.’’ 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
1959 The Cats Meow 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
1960 The pandemic got so long that Whisker’s second to last life became expendable. 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
1961 Surprisingly, many states are embracing the new ‘cat-on-a-beach-ball’ social distancing recommendations. 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
1962 finding banana bread baking too bourgeois, Sharon and Stanley practice telekinesis during quarantine 1.2264 0.04503 106 87 14 4
1963 Meowy Vey 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
1964 Two sets of blind eyes, #BCM.” Because even black cats get a bad rap. ✊ 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
1965 I still think it was cruel to get him declawed 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
1966 Man’s best friend, huh? 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
1967 Why did I deign to do this? 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
1968 Do you think the cat is judging us for having glass by the pool? 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
1969 Relax dear. Dr. Schrödinger has reassured me that his cat is used to experiments. 1.2264 0.03224 106 86 19 1
1970 You know, this is one cat toy I didn't think Fluffy would take to. 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
1971 We don't need a scoreboard, the first one to drop the ball goes for the wine. 1.2264 0.04402 106 86 17 3
1972 Tails, you buy the next round. 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
1973 In the end, it’s all just about balls and pussy. 1.2264 0.05240 106 88 12 6
1974 Rockin our staycation! 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
1975 Okay, bring in the dog. 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
1976 I tell ya, those folks down at PETA got this one dead wrong. 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
1977 I think a couple more times and she'll be scared enough to jump in. 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
1978 Humans 1.2264 0.05573 106 90 8 8
1979 Didn't we leave him sprawled across your keyboard? 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
1980 Amazing how through sheer loathing she can hover equidistant from both us and the water! 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
1981 Kitty in the Middle is my favorite drinking game. 1.2264 0.05240 106 88 12 6
1982 Can I use one of nine lives NOW? 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
1983 Who would've thought God was a mouse? Welcome to hell, buddy. 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
1984 At least it's not a hair ball 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
1985 Should've gone for the ball of yarn instead. 1.2264 0.05240 106 88 12 6
1986 Volley Cat ! 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
1987 First recorded case of ball-cat levitation 1.2264 0.00948 106 91 14 1
1988 And this is why they shouldn't start drinking this early... 1.2264 0.04402 106 86 17 3
1989 It's fun, just pretend this is the world, and Shadow is humanity. 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
1990 Look Marco.......Polo wants to play! 1.2264 0.03618 106 90 12 4
1991 He seems to like this better than the water polo. 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
1992 The pool party ended with a nice game of cat-pong. 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
1993 See! Put a little chardonnay into Fluffy's water dish, and she's the life of the party! 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
1994 Next life wins. 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
1995 When do you think he'll realize he's not the monkey in the middle? 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
1996 Patience Precious, we'll do the hot tin roof thing next. 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
1997 And you didn't want to get him declawed... 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
1998 Daddy can't handle when you pop that, pussy 1.2264 0.04299 106 88 14 4
1999 It's working! Now hide the keyboard. 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
2000 They're mysterious creatures. 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
2001 Don't worry, he's got eight lives to go 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
2002 This game lasts much longer now that we got Kitty declawed! 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
2003 When I told you I was freaky and into watersports, this is NOT what I meant! 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
2004 This is one of those times Whiskers would have rather been a St. Bernard. 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
2005 It's an old congressional debate excersize - the person that bucks the cat off has to harangue the other player for not saving the cat "when they had the chance". They say it's how Plato's students practiced the art of rhetoric. 1.2262 0.05952 84 70 9 5
2006 After their second glass, the Van Allen's worshipped the return of the king. 1.2262 0.05952 84 70 9 5
2007 After this, it's the slack wire. 1.2250 0.05179 80 66 11 3
2008 Is it safe to post cat videos yet? 1.2245 0.05031 98 82 11 5
2009 Drop me into the water and I'll have your wine. You people should not even be a-meow-sed then. 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
2010 Extreme Staycationing: coming this summer to a household near you 1.2245 0.04707 98 80 15 3
2011 And I thought hairballs were bad. 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
2012 It was all fun and games until someone got ringworms. 1.2245 0.04707 98 78 18 2
2013 This angle is good right? 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
2014 Ok sweetie we've never arrived this far, now set the ball on fire 1.2245 0.04594 98 80 15 3
2015 I told you to leave Schrödinger’s cat alone! 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
2016 Careful. She only has one life left. 1.2245 0.05529 98 82 10 6
2017 This is fun! Let’s do the kids’ custody next. 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
2018 It's gonna be some hairball 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
2019 Cat pong! 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
2020 Nana nana nana nana nana nana nana nana Catman! 1.2245 0.05335 98 81 12 5
2021 Let’s go bowling tonight. 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
2022 She loves being Catapulted! 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
2023 The vet said she needed to get out more. 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
2024 See? Cats have excellent balance. 1.2245 0.04478 98 77 20 1
2025 Ok you’re right he can do it. Now let’s try our monkey. 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
2026 So it's agreed then. First one to bleed loses. 1.2245 0.05335 98 81 12 5
2027 It was HIS idea to have you neutered! 1.2245 0.05335 98 81 12 5
2028 This is the first time he prefers the ball instead of the box it came in. 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
2029 That’s why we didn’t get a dog. 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
2030 138, 139, 140.......Can we take a quick break? I need to have a sip of wine and Snowflake is bored 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
2031 Let’s tell Katie we played pool with her cat! 1.2245 0.03980 98 80 16 2
2032 I bet now she is glad we had her declawed. 1.2245 0.05529 98 82 10 6
2033 This one is looking like a cat’s game. 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
2034 Look honey, I’m a cat-apult. 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
2035 '' When I was a kid we called this 'Monkey in the Middle'.'' 1.2245 0.05335 98 81 12 5
2036 You had him declawed, right? 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
2037 This is his staycation as much as it is ours. 1.2245 0.04707 98 78 18 2
2038 When I get off, I'm gonna take one of THEIR lives 1.2243 0.04466 107 85 20 2
2039 Whatever it takes to get through Covid… 1.2243 0.04466 107 85 20 2
2040 This is why I wanted a dog. 1.2243 0.03711 107 89 15 3
2041 I never asked for this. 1.2243 0.04659 107 86 18 3
2042 During times like these it’s not enough to be non-fun. I need to be anti-fun. 1.2243 0.04659 107 86 18 3
2043 If he falls off into your side of the pool, you take a sip 1.2243 0.04659 107 86 18 3
2044 Take a sip every time she glares menacingly at you. 1.2243 0.04659 107 86 18 3
2045 'See, cats have way better balance than dogs'. 1.2243 0.05196 107 89 12 6
2046 This isn’t what I expected from my 9th life 1.2243 0.05023 107 88 14 5
2047 The New Normal is hard on pets, honey. They are also under pressure to perform 1.2243 0.04466 107 85 20 2
2048 Use the Force, dear. This is the most powerful Sith we've ever faced 1.2243 0.04659 107 86 18 3
2049 Jedi training day 2 1.2243 0.05196 107 89 12 6
2050 And I thought the last few lives were bad 1.2243 0.04659 107 86 18 3
2051 Is kitty getting dizzy or SCARED? 1.2243 0.04844 107 87 16 4
2052 Nice fur ball. 1.2243 0.04844 107 87 16 4
2053 Didn't I say no more hairballs? 1.2243 0.05023 107 88 14 5
2054 Don't ever give up, that darn cat is on his ninth life. 1.2243 0.04844 107 87 16 4
2055 Sorry we woke you. 1.2243 0.04659 107 86 18 3
2056 I swear he loves it. 1.2243 0.01786 107 88 19 0
2057 I think she needs an itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka dot bikini! 1.2243 0.04263 107 84 22 1
2058 I always thought it was dogs that had an enormous misplaced faith in humans 1.2243 0.04466 107 85 20 2
2059 Humans don't understand the power of feline levitation. 1.2243 0.04844 107 87 16 4
2060 Ohh! At last he’s starting to play. 1.2243 0.04659 107 86 18 3
2061 I never thought I'd feel this free again after Covid. 1.2243 0.04659 107 86 18 3
2062 Ernestine,let us know when you're tired. 1.2243 0.04263 107 84 22 1
2063 Hey, at least we got Fluffy off of the keyboard! 1.2243 0.04844 107 87 16 4
2064 Don’t let it drop. Cats hate water. 1.2243 0.04263 107 84 22 1
2065 He's taken this 'aversion to water' thing a bit far, hasn't he? 1.2243 0.04844 107 87 16 4
2066 This should teach him not to complain about his travel crate. 1.2243 0.04844 107 87 16 4
2067 I like "cat ball" much better. Pickles fall off too easily. 1.2243 0.04466 107 85 20 2
2068 Fluffy died on the inside that day. Unfortunately he had eight more to go. 1.2243 0.05023 107 88 14 5
2069 You weren't kidding when you said your cat is afraid of water. 1.2243 0.04844 107 87 16 4
2070 Be careful! I don't want my wine to fall in the water. 1.2243 0.04659 107 86 18 3
2071 I don't know about you, but I'd prefer a dog and pony show. 1.2243 0.05196 107 89 12 6
2072 It used to be a challenge, but now it’s just a time suck. 1.2243 0.04466 107 90 12 5
2073 It's ok if this ends in cat-astrophe, I've got 9 lives 1.2243 0.05196 107 89 12 6
2074 Seven," "Eight," and "N-- 1.2243 0.04659 107 86 18 3
2075 If they drop me they die!! 1.2243 0.04659 107 86 18 3
2076 I said "Let's play catch ball!" not "cat ball." 1.2243 0.04466 107 85 20 2
2077 I wonder what a dog day afternoon is like 1.2243 0.04659 107 86 18 3
2078 See, there's nothing crazy about cat ladies! 1.2243 0.05196 107 89 12 6
2079 It's cuter when the dog and cat do it together. 1.2243 0.04263 107 84 22 1
2080 Now, isn't this more fun than having children? 1.2243 0.04466 107 85 20 2
2081 Go easy, she's pregnant 1.2243 0.04844 107 87 16 4
2082 She always hovers. 1.2243 0.04659 107 86 18 3
2083 She has a very well balanced temperament! 1.2243 0.04844 107 87 16 4
2084 He loves the water. 1.2243 0.04466 107 85 20 2
2085 At least one of us learned a new skill during quarantine. 1.2243 0.04659 107 86 18 3
2086 Well, I suppose this is more fun than yarn... 1.2243 0.04466 107 85 20 2
2087 I do this because I’m Union-residuals for all internet cat video usage. 1.2243 0.04466 107 85 20 2
2088 Note to self: no alcohol at the next staff party 1.2243 0.04844 107 87 16 4
2089 I had him declawed last week! 1.2243 0.04263 107 84 22 1
2090 No matter who wins, we're still not good enough. 1.2243 0.04659 107 86 18 3
2091 Fortunately, I have just suspended time by coming to you in the form of a cartoon. You can come downstairs and feed me now. 1.2243 0.04844 107 87 16 4
2092 Muffy does everything with me. Everything. 1.2243 0.04466 107 85 20 2
2093 Claws in, Fuzzy! 1.2243 0.04159 107 86 19 2
2094 Day 543 of no pool injuries came to a screeching halt! 1.2243 0.04844 107 87 16 4
2095 Next, lets try it with a catapult. 1.2243 0.04051 107 88 16 3
2096 So, you never played drown the cat before? 1.2243 0.05196 107 89 12 6
2097 He was tired of being on a hot tin roof. 1.2243 0.04844 107 87 16 4
2098 When he falls off, you save him. 1.2243 0.04466 107 85 20 2
2099 I wonder how long she'll stay up there,my arms are getting tired 1.2243 0.04659 107 86 18 3
2100 Catatonic sure has mellowd since the lobotomy. 1.2243 0.04659 107 86 18 3
2101 After a few drinks the cat had nerves of steel. 1.2243 0.04844 107 87 16 4
2102 Careful dear, if its a black cat then its life matters! 1.2243 0.04466 107 85 20 2
2103 It's so nice to have a playful cat. 1.2243 0.04844 107 87 16 4
2104 I'll talk with the vet about maybe having her affixed. 1.2243 0.05023 107 88 14 5
2105 Are you filming this? It’s going to be gold! 1.2243 0.03060 107 89 16 2
2106 I think those catnip brownies we made him just kicked in. 1.2243 0.04659 107 86 18 3
2107 He looks like he’s enjoying it 1.2243 0.04263 107 84 22 1
2108 When his claws burst the ball the real action begins..... 1.2243 0.04263 107 84 22 1
2109 She’s an outdoor cat. 1.2243 0.04844 107 87 16 4
2110 It's seven years bad luck if it pops." 1.2243 0.04466 107 85 20 2
2111 Hang on fluffy 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
2112 Don't tell him it's called "monkey" in the middle! 1.2233 0.05150 103 85 13 5
2113 Ennui? What’s that? 1.2222 0.04620 108 87 18 3
2114 I'm just going to say it, Francine. To say he loves attention doesn't even begin to explain this. . 1.2222 0.04620 108 87 18 3
2115 I bet you are wondering how I got here, don’t expect a flashback, I am at a loss my self. 1.2222 0.04981 108 89 14 5
2116 Cats. They’re hydrophobic. 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
2117 I think he’s finally getting over his fear of water 1.2222 0.04019 108 84 24 0
2118 We didn’t have her declawed to save the birds. 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
2119 Boy I need a glass of Pinot meow after this 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
2120 I will pay the bars to take these humans back. (@tara_henn ) 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
2121 I came in like a wreeecking baaaall 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
2122 g-g-guys...hey guys...I'm on my last life, you guys! 1.2222 0.04981 108 89 14 5
2123 I told you if we named him Gary he'd be into water sports. 1.2222 0.05286 99 82 12 5
2124 It just didn’t feel right to move him 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
2125 Look, Harold! I think he's finally enjoying our company! 1.2222 0.04620 108 87 18 3
2126 « I will stay zen! My claws are not coming out! » 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
2127 Well, this was not the fun with a ball I was thinking about 1.2222 0.04981 108 89 14 5
2128 They're lucky that my claws are trimmed 1.2222 0.04438 99 78 20 1
2129 Well the cats out the bag 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
2130 Honey, I'm the lawyer. Technically, you asked for me to play with THESE in the hot tub on your birthday. 1.2222 0.04429 108 86 20 2
2131 Who invited the cat? 1.2222 0.04620 108 87 18 3
2132 Welcome to this year's production of Tennessee Williams' Cat on a Hot Tin Roof! 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
2133 Who is the ‘scaredy-cat’ now? 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
2134 Our Roomba broke. 1.2222 0.04981 108 89 14 5
2135 As a dog lover, I confess, I’ve always struggled to feel the attraction....but my goodness, he may be a keeper. 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
2136 You can lead a cat to water but you can't make him sink. 1.2222 0.04429 108 86 20 2
2137 Alley-oop cat! 1.2222 0.05286 99 82 12 5
2138 Her life is in your hands. 1.2222 0.04620 108 87 18 3
2139 I told you to pick the one that said no pets allowed. 1.2222 0.05286 99 82 12 5
2140 Don’t worry, she sanitized her paws. 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
2141 I knew that naming the cat Viral was going to pay off. 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
2142 I have an idea I'd like to run by the people at Guinness World Records. 1.2222 0.04019 108 84 24 0
2143 Fine tuning the party trick before the guests arrive. 1.2222 0.04429 108 86 20 2
2144 I never imagined YouTube could make us millionaires! 1.2222 0.05151 108 90 12 6
2145 Whoever misses has to clean the litter box. 1.2222 0.04229 108 85 22 1
2146 Cat's name: DeClaude 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
2147 Don't know what she's going to judge without a net or boundaries. 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
2148 If this isn't the cat's meow. 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
2149 I thought th expression was 'belling the cat.'" 1.2222 0.04620 108 87 18 3
2150 They've got their pandemic wine to get through this, thankfully, I've got medical catnip. 1.2222 0.04429 108 86 20 2
2151 He never did get use to water 1.2222 0.05663 99 84 8 7
2152 Did you hear it? The cat just said “feed me”. 1.2222 0.04774 99 82 13 4
2153 You're right. It is more fun when you are drunk! 1.2222 0.04429 108 86 20 2
2154 Honestly Westly, aren’t you glad we didn’t have children 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
2155 I wonder if cats swim? 1.2222 0.04881 99 80 16 3
2156 That's What I Call Ballin The Cat 1.2222 0.04620 108 87 18 3
2157 Let's try to beat our record of zero so far. 1.2222 0.04620 108 87 18 3
2158 One claw and it’s over 1.2222 0.04981 108 89 14 5
2159 And just as suddenly, Mr. Whiskers lost interest in playing with the ball. 1.2222 0.04804 108 88 16 4
2160 Tails you lose, heads I win... 1.2222 0.04438 99 83 12 4
2161 This is my ball, you already got the sofa for the last months. 1.2222 0.04620 108 87 18 3
2162 If we do this with our arms, does the perspective angle look like we're playing with the ball? 1.2222 0.04941 90 74 13 3
2163 I'm having so much fun I forgot why we're getting divorced. 1.2222 0.04620 108 87 18 3
2164 Be careful he only has three lives left 1.2222 0.05087 99 81 14 4
2165 When did Pickles get a tiktok? 1.2212 0.04918 104 85 15 4
2166 With the summer Olympics canceled the Smiths create tik tok video games with catastrophic consequences. 1.2212 0.04523 104 83 19 2
2167 ‘Pool ball not wool ball, Larry’ 1.2212 0.04523 104 83 19 2
2168 Lockdown effect number 12: Clingy Cat. 1.2212 0.04523 104 83 19 2
2169 'Fine, I'll indulge. You only live nine times, right?' 1.2212 0.04725 104 84 17 3
2170 The Cat: 'I'm kinda enjoying this but I dont want them to know, I want them to leave my house, now!' 1.2212 0.05105 104 86 13 5
2171 I call it ‘Kitten in the Middle’ 1.2212 0.04523 104 83 19 2
2172 It’s 2020. Anything goes. 1.2212 0.04918 104 85 15 4
2173 Quarantine has to end eventually... 1.2212 0.04725 104 84 17 3
2174 I would give two lives to escape this summer fun in the sun. 1.2212 0.04523 104 82 19 2
2175 Are you entertained? Because I'm not. 1.2212 0.04918 104 85 15 4
2176 Help me, I am stuck in the white privileged asylum 1.2212 0.04918 104 85 15 4
2177 They don’t really expect me to move, do they? 1.2212 0.04725 104 84 17 3
2178 Our co-parenting counselor will be impressed. 1.2212 0.05105 104 86 13 5
2179 He had had a sinking feeling when they'd first suggested the time share in Reno, the vineyard in Albany, or the Beach Party screening at Film Form, but he'd had no idea it would all lead to this. 1.2212 0.04523 104 83 19 2
2180 This just fosters resentment. 1.2212 0.04918 104 85 15 4
2181 Interference! 1.2212 0.05284 104 87 11 6
2182 Bob, what's this hissing sound? 1.2212 0.05105 104 86 13 5
2183 I used to be more of a dog ball person. 1.2212 0.04523 104 83 19 2
2184 Cat Ball: Living the American Dream. 1.2212 0.04725 104 84 17 3
2185 Keep it up with the force! 1.2212 0.04725 104 84 17 3
2186 See, his dislike of water is stronger than Earth's gravity! 1.2212 0.04523 104 83 19 2
2187 Wine helps my balance. 1.2212 0.04523 104 83 19 2
2188 She's been so cooperative since her declawing. 1.2212 0.04523 104 83 19 2
2189 Cat thought bubble: My bad, this always happens when they are drinking. 1.2212 0.04312 104 82 21 1
2190 The de-claw was bad enough...now they're rubbing it in. 1.2212 0.03854 104 85 17 2
2191 I hope this cat is declawed. 1.2212 0.04089 104 81 23 0
2192 Why? What are YOUR first dates like?" 1.2212 0.04312 104 82 21 1
2193 Are you sure the cat whisperer recommended this? 1.2212 0.04312 104 82 21 1
2194 Loser has to rescue the cat and administer CPR 1.2212 0.04918 104 85 15 4
2195 This is why we declawed it. 1.2212 0.04523 104 83 19 2
2196 I don't think this is what they meant when they said you could work remotely. 1.2212 0.04312 104 82 21 1
2197 We have to unglue him somehow. 1.2212 0.04312 104 82 21 1
2198 Thanks for gluing your cat to the ball. I always wanted to try this. 1.2212 0.04725 104 84 17 3
2199 And you said she never plays ball 1.2212 0.04523 104 83 19 2
2200 And for our next trick, let's make the cat smile! 1.2212 0.04918 104 85 15 4
2201 I don't give a mouse's ass how, but I have to get out of here. 1.2212 0.05105 104 86 13 5
2202 Quarantine circus act 1.2212 0.04312 104 82 21 1
2203 Wine snobs make up new sports during lockdown. 1.2212 0.04523 104 83 19 2
2204 Hercules is so happy we had to stay-cay. 1.2212 0.04918 104 85 15 4
2205 It's a scratch game 1.2212 0.04523 104 83 19 2
2206 I hate to say it, but at the end of the day, it is what it is. 1.2212 0.04918 104 85 15 4
2207 How can she do that?! It's in her contract. The "No Claws in balls" clause. 1.2212 0.05105 104 86 13 5
2208 Is it just me, or are the mushrooms kicking in? 1.2212 0.04918 104 85 15 4
2209 It always sits on the computer when I try to type too. 1.2212 0.04725 104 84 17 3
2210 At the next level, it's an eagle. 1.2212 0.04918 104 85 15 4
2211 Now this is what I call white privilege. 1.2212 0.04725 104 84 17 3
2212 If she falls off, you have to be first to yell "CATASTROPHE"! Otherwise, you lose the round. 1.2212 0.04523 104 84 16 3
2213 Normally the referee stays on the sidelines." 1.2212 0.04312 104 82 21 1
2214 Have you noticed? He’s really calmed down since we neutered him. 1.2212 0.04312 104 82 21 1
2215 I own a cat, so there is no such thing as just the two of us. 1.2212 0.04523 104 83 19 2
2216 Let's drink every time the ball gets punctured. 1.2212 0.04918 104 85 15 4
2217 The humans are even running out of things to fight about 1.2200 0.04623 100 80 18 2
2218 Why didn’t we bring the wine closer to the pool? 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
2219 Well I suppose her profile did say she was a cat lover... 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
2220 Pussy got the ball rollin 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
2221 It’s an optical illusion. Hurry up. Draw us. 1.2200 0.04623 100 80 18 2
2222 So THIS is why Fido ran away... 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
2223 Remember when we used our powers for good?” “That was before we got the pool 1.2200 0.05238 100 83 12 5
2224 Another day, another week, another neglected backyard pool rediscovered due to beach closures. 1.2200 0.04623 100 80 18 2
2225 Primary suspects of cat’s murder: Curiosity, and these two. 1.2200 0.04623 100 80 18 2
2226 Home workouts are boring 1.2200 0.04623 100 80 18 2
2227 This super glue of yours really works 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
2228 Well, the cat’s out of the bag. Here ya go. 1.2200 0.04399 100 79 20 1
2229 This is not what I had in mind when I told them to start getting out of my house more... 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
2230 It was in that moment Mr. Whiskers realized that complete power over Miriam and Burt was not what he cracked it up to be. 1.2200 0.04399 100 84 12 4
2231 It’s not working, John. He won’t move. 1.2200 0.04623 100 80 18 2
2232 I think I’m a little bit cat in the middle. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
2233 At least we have a pool 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
2234 The time Mortimer really regretted being stubborn and not moving, because he knew this wasn’t going to end well. 1.2200 0.04623 100 80 18 2
2235 I should’ve gone to law school. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
2236 I wish I was a dog person 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
2237 Our time here in earth has ended. I’d thank you but I never really liked you that much. 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
2238 This wasn’t what I had in mind when you told me we were going to have a ball. 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
2239 It’s the end of the world as we know it and I’m like... 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
2240 I’m going to need something a lot stronger than their wine when this is over. 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
2241 Remember Brexit? 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
2242 What time is bowling tonight? 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
2243 The pet shop was out of flying squirrels. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
2244 It's from Garfield's workout video. 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
2245 Count on her to always be the coolest cat at the pool party. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
2246 If you want to make on YouTube, you need to commit! 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
2247 Why is this kinda stuff always easier when you're drinking. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 13 4
2248 I bet this will change his tune about being declawed! 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
2249 Cat on a hot plastic ball 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
2250 Best staycation ever! 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
2251 It's all fun and games until someone shows their claws. 1.2200 0.05238 100 83 12 5
2252 None of that hot tin roof stuff for Kitty. She’s strictly a cat on a cool, wet beach ball. 1.2200 0.04623 100 80 18 2
2253 Cat on a Hot Beach Ball 1.2200 0.04399 100 79 20 1
2254 Enough of this cat man do thing. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
2255 I dreamed I was a magical cat, flying over my magical pool on my magic beach ball, when these god-awful people showed up with cheap champagne... 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
2256 Who ever thought a cat would get bored enough just Sheltering In Place? 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
2257 Hopefully you got enough superglue on him! 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
2258 You tell him that he's afraid of water! 1.2200 0.05238 100 83 12 5
2259 What a fur ball! 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
2260 Whatever, at least she's no longer sitting on a hot tin roof. 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
2261 What's become of us, Craig? 1.2200 0.05427 100 84 10 6
2262 It’s funny when she gets wet, until she scratches your eyes out. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
2263 Gosh these pandemic cartoons really suck. 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
2264 The Force is strong with these two. 1.2200 0.05427 100 84 10 6
2265 He's still angry that I got up from the couch. 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
2266 He'll show up. They never come when you call. 1.2200 0.05427 100 84 10 6
2267 Ah , we finally got the right mixture of gin and tonic for fluffy to play with us! 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
2268 I wouldn't worry. If he can ride around on a Roomba, this should be as easy as falling off a log. 1.2200 0.04283 100 81 17 2
2269 Look how funny this isn’t... 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
2270 Sheltering has really upped our game. 1.2200 0.04623 100 80 18 2
2271 Garf was right—people are so easy to train. 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 15 3
2272 You could never do this with a dog. 1.2200 0.05427 100 84 10 6
2273 The breeder said that his father was a seal point. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
2274 Oh sure, he' likes to ride the Roomba, but he just loves a good game of catch, especially if he doesn't get wet. 1.2200 0.05041 100 81 14 4
2275 I'm so glad we had her declawed! 1.2200 0.04623 100 80 18 2
2276 You seemed so excited when I tried to explain this at work... 1.2200 0.04623 100 80 18 2
2277 honestly, babe, getting cancelled may be the best thing that ever happened to me! 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
2278 Better than a hair ball. 1.2200 0.04623 100 80 18 2
2279 Gorilla Glue Gone Wild 1.2200 0.04399 100 79 20 1
2280 Edwin and Bonnie insist that we do things as a family! 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
2281 Don’t worry, getting her in the water is literally impossible 1.2200 0.04623 100 80 18 2
2282 Anybody see the cat? 1.2200 0.04623 100 80 18 2
2283 They do get set in their ways. 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
2284 This fur-kids thing has gone too far. 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
2285 This is not what I thought when they said : exercise. 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
2286 No worries, he's declawed. 1.2200 0.03646 100 86 10 4
2287 You always have to be in the middle of everything, don't you Pickle? 1.2200 0.04623 100 80 18 2
2288 C'mon, admit it: You're happy we got Mr Whiskers rather than that Great Dane. 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
2289 He doesn't seem to be enjoying this, maybe we should try "Marco Polo"? 1.2200 0.01082 100 85 14 1
2290 Careful! She’s maintaining correct social balancing!” 1.2200 0.04399 100 79 20 1
2291 The cat had a ball, but was not having a ball. 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
2292 I'm so glad we filed her claws before doing this. 1.2200 0.04623 100 80 18 2
2293 If we’re going to be this indulgent, we should think about having a baby. 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
2294 I think he doesn't get what 'fetch' means. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
2295 You can't play catch without "cat." 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
2296 So that’s what happens when you try to sink a witch. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
2297 This is what you get for clawing my plants 1.2200 0.05238 100 83 12 5
2298 OUR referee is really on the ball ! 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
2299 Cirque du Pussy 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
2300 Left or right - decisions,decisions,decisions! 1.2200 0.03646 100 84 14 2
2301 How’s Mr. Declawing-cats-is-cruel feeling about it now? 1.2200 0.04623 100 80 18 2
2302 You're right - Catball truly is the sport of the future! 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
2303 C'mon, Kitty! Don't be such a pussy.” 1.2200 0.05427 100 84 10 6
2304 And in that one magical moment, Karen and John knew that all of the hard work, sacrifice and postponement of anything resembling fun, was totally worth it. 1.2200 0.04399 100 79 20 1
2305 I'm not feeding him. You feed him. 1.2200 0.04623 100 80 18 2
2306 And YOU didn't want to pay for the taxidermy... 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
2307 Anything to stay out of the water. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
2308 No, George. The rocket was 8, the parachute 9. Though modest, this should do it. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
2309 I don’t have time to walk a dog. 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
2310 Well, could we do THIS with a kid? 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
2311 Declawed, the shame of it all. 1.2200 0.04623 100 80 18 2
2312 You wouldn't ever think they murder songbirds, would you. 1.2200 0.04623 100 85 10 5
2313 Thank goodness we got him declawed. 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
2314 Remember, you’re not a pet. You’re a pool toy. 1.2200 0.04623 100 80 18 2
2315 You see, you could never do this with a labradoodle. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
2316 We've really become expurrts at social distancing. 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
2317 Mr. Whiskers contemplates his revenge during another unhappy hour with the Hendersons. 1.2200 0.04163 100 78 22 0
2318 Yet another reason why cats love humans. 1.2200 0.04623 100 80 18 2
2319 At least it's out of the bag. 1.2200 0.05238 100 83 12 5
2320 That's why I named her Trusty. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
2321 Myrtle said she finally taught her dog to roll over; I didn't have the heart to tell her. 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
2322 This is probably the only way to let this cat feel, how much this world has turned in June 1.2198 0.05369 91 75 12 4
2323 Robert, are you sure the wine was the only thing the cat got into this afternoon? Did you check your ED medicine? 1.2195 0.06017 82 69 8 5
2324 We promise you can have the house back when the coronavirus is over 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
2325 You'll never learn 1.2178 0.04582 101 81 18 2
2326 And you said not wearing a mask was the biggest risk we would take 1.2178 0.04582 101 81 18 2
2327 Binky did not realize the new game would include an unwanted bath. 1.2178 0.04361 101 80 20 1
2328 Am I on my ninth life yet? 1.2178 0.04128 101 79 22 0
2329 These new jedi-powers will come in handy in the coming months in 2020 1.2178 0.04996 101 83 14 4
2330 *record scratch* YEP, that’s me. The guy on the ball. I bet you’re wondering how I got here. 1.2178 0.03179 101 83 17 1
2331 And for his ninth life, the trip went to...Costa Corona 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
2332 I'm on the precipice of a world gone mad. Who is in charge here? 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
2333 Upon a globe suspended in mid air, I say: ‘Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!’ 1.2178 0.05378 101 85 10 6
2334 You all know i hate water 1.2178 0.04582 101 81 18 2
2335 What's the matter, cat got your beachball ? 1.2178 0.05190 101 84 12 5
2336 Drop the ball Karen...I dare you 1.2178 0.04582 101 81 18 2
2337 I named him Spike 1.2178 0.04996 101 83 14 4
2338 Why cats don’t play catch. 1.2178 0.04361 101 80 20 1
2339 Better than cat in the hat 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
2340 He thinks this will make him as famous as the cat on a hot tin roof. 1.2178 0.04582 101 81 18 2
2341 Bet this isn't the way he wanted to spend his ninth life. 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
2342 Bestdayever#micelivesmatter 1.2178 0.04246 101 82 17 2
2343 You think he's feline good up there? 1.2178 0.03331 101 81 20 0
2344 He was a seal in a past life. 1.2178 0.04582 101 81 18 2
2345 No he's not scared, he's having a ball. 1.2178 0.04582 101 81 18 2
2346 It's bad luck, these days, being on a cruise ship. 1.2178 0.04996 101 83 14 4
2347 Jinx defected from a Russian circus. 1.2178 0.04128 101 79 22 0
2348 Henry, guess what I'm thinking right now? 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
2349 The cat is on the ball 1.2157 0.04323 102 81 20 1
2350 I think he loves this game. 1.2157 0.04751 102 83 16 3
2351 Monkey in the middle isn’t as fun as they made it out to be 1.2143 0.04166 98 77 18 1
2352 How long do you think we have until it pops? 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
2353 Next vacation, I'll leave them at home 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
2354 So God, when? 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
2355 Never underestimate the Whites ability to pretend everything is fine. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
2356 Mr and Mrs Pigeon try to adapt after the cat is thrown among them... 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
2357 Well, he’s YOUR cat! No, YOURS! 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
2358 Jesus I can’t take this anymore. Go back to work hoomans! 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
2359 I hope they cleaned this ball with rubbing alcohol 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
2360 This is what we, in the biz, call ‘exposure therapy’ 1.2143 0.05280 98 82 11 5
2361 They call this vacation, I can't stand another eight lives of this! 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
2362 I don't know why the dog has stopped playing frisbee. 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
2363 Pass the Pussy 1.2143 0.05280 98 82 11 5
2364 It's a lot better than the usual hairball. 1.2143 0.04412 98 78 19 1
2365 Pickle lives up to her name each summer. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
2366 I must play their games--because they FEED me! 1.2143 0.05475 98 83 9 6
2367 We really should not let him drink with us 1.2143 0.04291 98 80 16 2
2368 It took more wine than I thought it would. 1.2143 0.05280 98 82 11 5
2369 There are cool cats, and then there are pool cats. 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
2370 Well, he obviously wants something. 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
2371 I feel like a cat on a hot beach ball. 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
2372 I did warn you that Sparkles take her job as Designatd Driver seriously. 1.2143 0.05475 98 83 9 6
2373 I thought they reached the limit when they made me jump over the toilet paper walls. 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
2374 Little kitty's having a ball. 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
2375 Oy, noe I KNOW I’m in Florida! 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
2376 I’m glad it’s a cat this time; the pink elephant had a hard time balancing. 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
2377 Suddenly, I'm re-evaluating existential nihilism. 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
2378 I tell you, it cured my last cat of kneading. 1.2143 0.04412 98 78 19 1
2379 Thanks for helping me house sit. 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
2380 Once upon a time while playing with his wife, her cat and an inflatable ball, Tom Brady had an idea... 1.2143 0.04412 98 78 19 1
2381 It's a fine line between claw and clawed. 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
2382 Don't worry Mr. Whiskers, we're soberly distancing! 1.2143 0.04166 98 77 21 0
2383 Wait a minute...did she say ball the cat or bell the cat? 1.2143 0.04038 98 80 14 2
2384 What do you say we flip the ball, drown the poor bastard and rid ourselves once and forever of his balanced indifference. 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
2385 Are we up to seven lives or eight? 1.2143 0.04412 98 78 19 1
2386 He’ll be ready for YouTube in no time. 1.2143 0.04412 98 78 19 1
2387 Catravestry. 1.2143 0.04412 98 78 19 1
2388 Right about now is where he swipes left or right for me 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
2389 Of course he's enjoying himself! Aren't you? 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
2390 We’re getting a new therapist. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2391 No, I don't think we've been quarantining too long. 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2392 Cinnamon's working on high-stakes balancing." 1.2111 0.04605 90 72 17 1
2393 Game, set, kitty? 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2394 They don't usually levitate me until the cab 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
2395 Honey, I think we're ready for America's Got Talent. 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
2396 The furball is in your court 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
2397 First step towards global domination 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
2398 Passing 'air balls 'elps his digestion... 1.2105 0.04708 95 77 16 2
2399 One more drink and the cat will fly. 1.2105 0.04708 95 77 16 2
2400 If you’re not going to have kids, can I at least get some wine? 1.2105 0.04708 95 77 16 2
2401 Cat on a Hot Tin Beach Ball 1.2105 0.05161 95 79 12 4
2402 Fluffy should be happy that Mommy clipped her nails! 1.2105 0.05374 95 80 10 5
2403 I take it back. You're not a scaredy-cat. 1.2105 0.05578 95 81 8 6
2404 The 9th time should do it. 1.2105 0.03930 95 79 14 2
2405 Give me my " Hot tin roof" any day... 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
2406 I'm good, unless you're seeing what I'm seeing. 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
2407 Spin it 1.2105 0.05161 95 79 12 4
2408 Considering what we’re going to do next, should we have offered him a drink? 1.2105 0.04708 95 77 16 2
2409 Kitty pool! 1.2105 0.04708 95 77 16 2
2410 One more life to go! 1.2105 0.04708 95 77 16 2
2411 See honey, I told you cats are social creatures! 1.2083 0.04663 96 78 16 2
2412 Claw retraction training 1.2083 0.04663 96 78 16 2
2413 What’s this now? 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
2414 Ballistic Resistance Training 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
2415 Whatever...as long as you two enjoy this...but I don't... 1.2083 0.05112 96 80 12 4
2416 I think Bob got fat. 1.2083 0.04663 96 78 16 2
2417 he's relentless when he's hungry 1.2083 0.05112 96 79 12 4
2418 Just remember, our puppy was also tense at first. 1.2083 0.05322 96 81 10 5
2419 I just wish he wouldn't stare at us EVERY moment of the day. 1.2083 0.05112 96 80 12 4
2420 I can't believe we got all this with free, two-day shipping! 1.2083 0.05112 96 80 12 4
2421 Here Kitty Cat-ch 1.2083 0.05112 96 80 12 4
2422 You know how you let yourself think that everything will be all right if you can only get to a certain place or do a certain thing. But when you get there you find it's not that simple. 1.2083 0.05524 96 82 8 6
2423 I thought “Caterday” would never com!! 1.2083 0.04663 96 78 16 2
2424 Bath time, Rufus!” 1.2083 0.04663 96 78 16 2
2425 Why does the ball seem so heavy? 1.2083 0.05112 96 80 12 4
2426 Well, she eventually got bored with the ball of yarn. 1.2083 0.05112 96 80 12 4
2427 MAN, I JIVE YOU NOT, THIS CAT’S DEFINITELY ON THE BALL 1.2083 0.05322 96 81 10 5
2428 Me next! 1.2083 0.04663 96 78 16 2
2429 She never enjoyed this game till I gave her the catnip to munch on. 1.2083 0.04422 96 77 18 1
2430 Missy, does the fanatical meowing mean go faster or higher? 1.2083 0.04663 96 78 16 2
2431 Old Fuzzy will never learn. He loves the ball, but hates the fall! 1.2083 0.04663 96 78 16 2
2432 1,041, 1,042...we have the record, enough already! 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
2433 They call it -the new normal- 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2434 We should gave her a glass too 1.2043 0.04473 93 75 17 1
2435 I don’t think she’s quite feline the water. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2436 This pool game has one winner and three losers 1.2043 0.04473 93 75 17 1
2437 The telekinesis lessons are really starting to pay off 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2438 Ted and Mary’s sordid request that Sprinkles to fetch their fourth bottle of claret from the table quickly devolved into a frolic. 1.2043 0.05418 93 79 9 5
2439 What day of quarantine are we on again? 1.2043 0.04473 93 75 17 1
2440 that's it. I can't find happiness 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2441 When did you say your mother is coming back? 1.2043 0.04473 93 75 17 1
2442 Guess who is not having a ball. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2443 Only eight more to go. 1.2043 0.03916 93 78 13 2
2444 What’s a guy gotta do to get noticed around here? 1.2043 0.04473 93 75 17 1
2445 Should I tell them it’s Monday 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2446 Oh, how fun; what game is this?Cat-astrophe, I saw it on ESPN 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2447 I did not think this through. 1.2043 0.04204 93 74 19 0
2448 at least someone's still on the ball 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2449 I really hate this game! 1.2043 0.01143 93 82 9 2
2450 I hit the water and you’re both scratch cards 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2451 Is it just me, or does everything feel heavier than usual? 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2452 I feel alive again! 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2453 The cat is having a ball 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2454 so now I'm probably officially part of the family 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2455 thats the farthest I can be from them theese days 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2456 The ball will always be in my court 1.2043 0.04473 93 75 17 1
2457 People ruin everything... 1.2043 0.04473 93 77 14 2
2458 He likes to be close to us, but not too involved, it’s how he shows affection. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2459 if curiosity kills the cat, where will boredom find him? 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2460 Ok, fine - I stand corrected, Jim. But you’re still sleeping on the couch 1.2043 0.05418 93 79 9 5
2461 Is it somehow possible to knock over their wine glasses as I land? 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2462 When I said let’s play with the cat, this isn’t quite what I meant 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2463 The perfectly timed "pre-catastrophy" snapshot. 1.2043 0.04473 93 75 17 1
2464 I wonder if the cat knows how drunk we got it. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2465 A full bottle of wine later, Gary is beginning to rethink his catball idea. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2466 I guess they are just playing with me 1.2043 0.05418 93 79 9 5
2467 How long is this TikTok? 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2468 Social distancing isn’t working out for me 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2469 *Cat-ch* 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2470 Who’s having a ball? 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2471 I call it Caterballing. 1.2043 0.04473 93 75 17 1
2472 It’s funner than it looks 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2473 And I had such big plans for life nine... 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2474 Prefers being thrown over drowning 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2475 Happy now?! 1.2043 0.04473 93 75 17 1
2476 Please stop. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2477 I told you to keep your EYE on the ball! 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2478 If I fits, I sits.” -Unknow 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2479 Maybe we do need another kid 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2480 Why did you humans declaw me? 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2481 You trimmed her nails last week, right? 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2482 Can’t believe after everything this year this is how I’ll lose my ninth life 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2483 This wasn't exactly how the Cat envisioned his 2020 to go 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2484 This is fun, nothing will burst our bubble. 1.2043 0.01909 93 78 15 0
2485 I told you we shouldn't bring her 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2486 Did you hear a cat’s meow? 1.2043 0.04473 93 75 17 1
2487 I don’t think kitty is feline great 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2488 He looks a bit catatonic! 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2489 Kitty seems a little preoccupied today” 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2490 Oh fuck, what the fuck is that cat doing up there? This is gonna be bad. Fuuuuuuuck. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2491 I think he's hungry. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2492 I guess Tibbles can't wait for lockdown to end. 1.2043 0.04473 93 75 17 1
2493 Who's my kitty now? 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2494 Too much booze, I loose. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2495 I guess it doesn’t matter how much wine we drink, as long as Twibbles stays on the ball! 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2496 Don’t judge me - I have abandonment issues. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2497 It's a new game! I call it cat-astrophe. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2498 If this doesn't work, we'll try the Prozac. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2499 Never thought throwing up a fur ball could be so much fun! 1.2043 0.04473 93 75 17 1
2500 Don’t drop it - there’s a rule against any heavy pet in 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2501 I don't know about you, but this quarantine sure is checking all of my boxes! 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2502 Ignore him. He's just a cat. 1.2043 0.04727 93 75 15 2
2503 Human-life never fails to disappoint me. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2504 It’s called cat-ch me if you can. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2505 The last one just bounced ! 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2506 Only an idiot would surrender his dignity to this folly. 1.2043 0.04204 93 74 19 0
2507 Sometimes I think we should LET him get wet. 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2508 Levitating a beach ball was nothing compared to Toonces' stare of indifference. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2509 Fig 3. Way to skin a cat #4325 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2510 194 days until 2021 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2511 See, I told you fur balls were fun! 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2512 As soon as he closes his eyes let it drop. 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2513 Eliot would have loved you. 1.2043 0.03763 93 76 15 1
2514 He only has one life left. 1.2043 0.05418 93 79 9 5
2515 You know if she falls in your skin will be shredded, George. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2516 Is that all you could find to plug the ball? 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2517 I think the baby will be able to balance on the ball soon. The cat hates it. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2518 Ole! Ole! 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2519 The object of the game is to drink as much as possible. Everything else is an illusion. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2520 Either Boots' therapy has worked or he's gotten into the Chardonnay. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2521 Just another manic Monday in quarantine.. (or is it Sunday?) 1.2043 0.04473 93 75 17 1
2522 You're right dear, this cat is really on the ball. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2523 You don't want to know what happened to the dog. 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2524 He's afraid of catching cat scratch fever. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2525 Kitty still curious? 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2526 This is much more fun since we got him declawed. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2527 Like I said, she doesn’t play ball. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2528 Best adult swim EVER! 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2529 We worship and are willing to die for the floating cat orb. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2530 Club 9-Lives includes pool drinks with every round of catastrophe! 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2531 This time I hope he jumps on your head! 1.2043 0.04062 93 76 16 1
2532 Do they really think this will cure me of hair balls? 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2533 I get to switch places with Tibby for the next round. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2534 I doubt seriously that we will be allowed to stop. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2535 Which of his lives is he using today? 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2536 It's like playing "Hot Potato", but with claws. 1.2043 0.04204 93 79 11 3
2537 Bob, I’m tired and my glass is empty. I think we should just punt him to the other end and let him take his chances. 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2538 Let's see what happens when we throw it the 10th time. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2539 Is it me or is this ball breaking wind? 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2540 Don't worry, Jim. Everyone gets a turn. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2541 Don't worry, I trained her to retract her claws!" 1.2043 0.04473 93 75 17 1
2542 Oh look at Mr Biggles! Yes Linda I'm the cutest thing ever but I don't need to be the center of everything in your life. 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2543 I swear to God, Stan, you have the weirdest fucking eye. 1.2043 0.05630 93 80 7 6
2544 The benefits of declawing your cat. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2545 He's really enjoying the upgrade! 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2546 Don't worry Sprinkles, my online dating profile specifies 'must love cats'. 1.2043 0.04473 93 75 17 1
2547 Remember, the first person who gets the kitty wet, has to clean his litter box out all next week. 1.2043 0.04602 93 78 12 3
2548 cat on superposition 1.2043 0.04204 93 74 19 0
2549 He’d love his Instagram feed. 1.2043 0.04473 93 75 17 1
2550 That cat has always been,on the ball 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2551 Do they really think the ball is this heavy? 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2552 This is the first time he has ever played with one of his toys! 1.2043 0.05418 93 79 9 5
2553 Mr. Mittens was so bored with their games. Weren’t these people ever going to go back to work? he wondered. 1.2043 0.04473 93 75 17 1
2554 Quite the hair ball. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2555 Good thing you gave the cat a tonic. 1.2043 0.04473 93 75 17 1
2556 On three. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2557 And the cat's in the middle and on a silver ball With a boy and a woman drinking in the pool (Apologies to Cat Stevens) 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2558 Lucky thing that we declawed him! 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2559 My first marriage tanked because we couldn’t talk about the elephant in the room. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2560 I think the cat is hungry. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2561 I've heard this helps with trust issues. 1.2043 0.04473 93 75 17 1
2562 PussyBall Warmup 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2563 *screams internally* 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2564 It's not that our Darwin is unflappable, he just knows that we know what he'd do to us if we drop him in. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2565 Well, for once, it's a good thing I'm declawed. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2566 He hates this. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2567 After this...largest hair ball ever ... on their pillows! 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2568 Oh! the cat is not sober either. 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2569 Remember, she doesn’t like getting wet 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2570 I liked it better when we played Cat’s Cradle. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2571 Do you shave your armpits too, when you go to the pool? 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2572 He loves to play with balls! 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2573 At least he's no longer clawing your scalp. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2574 She’ll dig her claws in any minute now. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2575 Stan, more cat, less wine. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2576 Astronautical Engineers on vacation: “I bet he lands on his feet.” 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2577 He's just about unleashing his inner puppy. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2578 Cat plays Ninth Life card. 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2579 ‘If he falls he’ll blame you.’ 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2580 We'll get a rescue dog next. 1.2043 0.04473 93 75 17 1
2581 Don’t ever tell me again that cat sitters are too expensive. 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2582 Combining elements of Tennessee Williams and T.S. Eliot, I think, 'Cat on a Hot Beach Ball' -a searing, musical dramatization of sexually ambiguous feline, domestic life- would cover a lot of demographic bases! 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2583 This works much nicer than the porcupine 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2584 He’s so much more fun since he was declawed. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2585 Not the big Ball of Yarn Binky was banking on- when she wanted in on the game 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2586 I’m not sure these 9 lives are worth it. 1.2041 0.04342 98 80 14 2
2587 Disgusting, i don’t want to lance this cats giant hemorrhoid! You take him!” “No, you take him! 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
2588 Let's stop for a meowtini before Clawdia gets hiss-terical. 1.2021 0.04430 94 76 17 1
2589 these humans think drinking Chardonnay in the pool is exercise” @salsavirdi6 @kerry_cotte 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
2590 Just leave him there. This is the most interaction we've had with the cat in months. 1.2000 0.04240 90 72 18 0
2591 See, I told you he'd love it. 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2592 At least cat flights are back to normal 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2593 Welp...2020 has just been a ball. 1.2000 0.04240 90 72 18 0
2594 With movie theaters still closed, Joyce and Harold were getting increasingly creative ideas for “date night” 1.2000 0.04661 90 76 11 3
2595 Current mood right now. 1.2000 0.04240 90 74 15 1
2596 Babe, I think Lucy has become a bit too clingy. 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2597 Tyger tyger burning bright, jumping high with quivering fright 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2598 This is a strange way to settle custody... 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2599 I forget when it changed to me wanting a ball to becoming one. 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2600 See? Mr Pickles is totally a baller. 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2601 Don't worry about him, he just doesn't like me spending time with other men 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2602 Nine lives would be fun they said. 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
2603 That's the whole trouble. You can't ever find a place that's nice and peaceful, because there isn't any 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2604 Curiosity killed the cat 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2605 Funny how this is easier than all our other problems 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2606 I told you you'd have a blast coming over and playing with it 1.2000 0.04240 90 72 18 0
2607 Whatch out the glasses, humans. Please 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
2608 It’s time to talk about both of your drinking problems” - ca 1.2000 0.03773 90 78 9 3
2609 Marco discovering the hard way why the kids got to name him. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
2610 I am trying to introduce her to Kierkegaard's Concept of Anxiety so she could relate to us more easily. 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2611 Couldn’t you go back to bouncing ping pong balls in a cup? 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
2612 Wife: Hun be careful, he only has one life left. Husband: Well it’s about time there’s some equality around here. 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2613 Cat: I miss good old pandemic days.. 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2614 : “I don’t think this will make the cat enjoy bathing more, Martin” 1.2000 0.04525 90 73 16 1
2615 I never should have agreed to chaperone their date. 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2616 Can't believe that it's summer already 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2617 The war can’t last forever” “right” 1.2000 0.04525 90 73 16 1
2618 Look, we adopted a black cat — should we really feel that guilty about our white privilege? 1.2000 0.04525 90 73 16 1
2619 I guess this is new normal #2020 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2620 I’ve said the safe word three times now... 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
2621 well this will be using up one of her nine lives 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2622 'We'll connect!' you said. 'We'll bond!' you said. Well? 1.2000 0.04525 90 73 16 1
2623 Cats get high Too. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
2624 Quarantine day 97, cat viral video 285! 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
2625 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 ... N i n e. YIKES! 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2626 Resistance was futile. Karen and Todd were resolute in their committment to Cats Lives Matter. 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2627 White people always think they can do whatever they want to whatever black being they see. 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
2628 ...If this is your idea of havin’ a ball, I’m goin’ for a nap! 1.2000 0.04525 90 73 16 1
2629 Why is this none-sense part of my play time? 1.2000 0.04385 90 75 13 2
2630 Something clever (with a reference to politics). 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2631 I think we gave Jiggles too much catnip again” 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
2632 Harold, I told you we should have had him neutered. Now look at him! 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
2633 In that moment, high above the raging chlorine sea, Mr. Whiskers realized it was not enough to get his humans outside. He would have to distance them...for good. 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2634 The quarantine has had a cat-astrophic impact on me. I tried to pool-itely ask my humans to stop. 1.2000 0.04525 90 73 16 1
2635 It’s time to try defying gravity 1.2000 0.03773 90 72 14 1
2636 Cat me if you can 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2637 Black cats of Instagram watch out! 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2638 What’s for dinner? 1.2000 0.04525 90 73 16 1
2639 Let’s have kids! 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
2640 And you wanted to get him neutered 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
2641 And so Mittens endured another of Jan and Peter’s quarantine phases. This one: cat pong. 1.2000 0.04525 90 73 16 1
2642 Put on masks and get a dog...I only have one life left and this is not how I envisioned it ending. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
2643 Karen, are you sure this is what they meant when they said to elevate black lives? 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2644 I'm guessing, this too shall pass. 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
2645 this is what you people do for fun? 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
2646 Fair game 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
2647 When you said ‘to check out my fur-ball’ I almost didn’t come over 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2648 It was at that moment that Sir Boots realized no god or king would save him. He, like Christ, was alone. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
2649 He doesn't seem to mind it 1.2000 0.04240 90 72 18 0
2650 Do you have any idea, how I insecure I feel sitting right up there 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2651 Now I know what the ball@of string feels like. 1.2000 0.05519 90 77 8 5
2652 My humans have been hanging around for way too long. 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2653 Now that the cat is out of the bag, we’re not sure where to put it 1.2000 0.04525 90 73 16 1
2654 The package said cat included... 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2655 We got some eyes on the ball...and also the rest of the cat 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
2656 You'll know when he gets tired. He'll claw both our jugulars. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
2657 Starting immersion therapy in three, two, one... 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
2658 I tricked him. He thought I meant “ball of string”.” 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2659 It's OK, he still has 7 left. 1.2000 0.04240 90 72 18 0
2660 It is getting harder to find ways to entertain the cat 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2661 Oh, the games we have to play to get this cat to take a bath. 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2662 He prefers to do this on his bowling ball. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
2663 Aren't you glad we got a cat , and not a dog. They'll do anything to stay out of the water. 1.2000 0.05519 90 77 8 5
2664 If he gets wet, we both lose. 1.2000 0.04525 90 73 16 1
2665 For Fluffy’s sake, we’ve got to do better than the last eight tries. 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2666 It's a trade-off. I pretend to be interested in the laser pen, and they do whatever I want." 1.2000 0.05741 90 78 6 6
2667 Oh, When will the circus mice arrive? 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2668 We can play all day . . . cats have nine lives. 1.2000 0.04525 90 73 16 1
2669 I hope no one minds that we aren’t wearing masks! 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
2670 Cats ruin everything. 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2671 Loser gets their eyes clawed out! 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2672 This cat’s really on the ball.” 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
2673 If it goes viral, it won't be because we finally got the lighting right. 1.2000 0.04525 90 73 16 1
2674 Now aren't you glad we declawed you? 1.2000 0.04525 90 73 16 1
2675 I knew we should not have let the cat out of the bag this morning. . . 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2676 Well,it's better than the time we played soccer with him. 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2677 So much for social distancing 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2678 I am so happy she came with the no claws clause 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
2679 I told you he was a seal point! 1.2000 0.04240 90 72 18 0
2680 Declawed. And look at what he still can do. 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2681 A little chlorinated water never hurt anyone. 1.2000 0.04525 90 73 16 1
2682 I guess I'm more of a dog person." Andy Mathieson, Los Angeles, C 1.2000 0.04240 90 72 18 0
2683 This is why I'm a cat person. 1.2000 0.05519 90 77 8 5
2684 Co-dependent? Definitely.” 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
2685 The humans think this is a game. Buffy wonders if they have considered the ultimate price they will pay should they lose. 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
2686 The force is strong with you. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
2687 should we give the cat a tonic? 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2688 Look honey, that's where the cat went" 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2689 Behold, the furball! 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2690 And that's after three martinis! 1.2000 0.04525 90 73 16 1
2691 You heard the therapist, this is good for him. 1.2000 0.04525 90 73 16 1
2692 I'm not sure that putting catnip inside the ball was such a good idea. 1.2000 0.04240 90 72 18 0
2693 Do you think THIS will go viral? 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2694 And you said cats don’t like to play!!! 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2695 Who said cats hate water? 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
2696 She likes to stay on top of things. 1.2000 0.04240 90 72 18 0
2697 Keep going. It’ll burst eventually. 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2698 Don't blame Mouser, he only punctured the last beach ball because you made him tip. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
2699 Darling, have you noticed that Pussy seems to be way more balanced than we are 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
2700 How can this not lead to YouTube gold? 1.2000 0.04525 90 73 16 1
2701 Maybe now he won’t come back 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
2702 So much lighter than the Roomba! 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2703 He's a pool party animal. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
2704 Honestly Trevor, you’re just imagining it! 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
2705 Yeah, I’m a Love-Me, Love-My-Beach-Ball-Perching-Cat kinda gal! 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
2706 Just another friendly game of don't drown the cat. 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2707 It's OK, he's declawed. 1.2000 0.04240 90 72 18 0
2708 See,Clementine? Isn’t this more fun than catnip and Netflix? 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
2709 Tigger becomes quite the little acrobat after she’s had a few drinks. 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
2710 Let's call it "Hairball"! 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
2711 She'll scratch if we drop the ball 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
2712 Yup - it is possible for Sir Fluffybutt to despise us even more! 1.2000 0.04525 90 73 16 1
2713 Okay, that was eight. 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2714 I know. Let's see if Felix can swim. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
2715 What did we do before we had to stay inside? 1.2000 0.04525 90 73 16 1
2716 Yep, no net. 1.2000 0.04525 90 73 16 1
2717 Ah, that's "Fish gotta swim," folks 1.2000 0.04525 90 73 16 1
2718 It's even more fun without the ball! 1.2000 0.04525 90 73 16 1
2719 Wait 'til you see him juggle fire. 1.2000 0.05519 90 77 8 5
2720 He’ll do anything to avoid a bath. 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2721 This is the height of ridiculousness! 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2722 I cancelled a date to go to Las Vegas for this. 1.2000 0.02344 90 77 12 1
2723 Maybe one day he'll join in. 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2724 You've gotta call it in the air! 1.2000 0.05519 90 77 8 5
2725 Why is this ball acting so darn stubborn? 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
2726 Just four more drownings to go. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
2727 I just knew he'd love the kitty pool. 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2728 Hang on ten more volleys and we have a real chance at a viral video. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
2729 I had her last week. 1.2000 0.05519 90 77 8 5
2730 I wonder what the common folk are doing these days. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
2731 just another day at the Kittycat Meme Lab 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2732 I'd say marriage counseling was an excellent choice! 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
2733 Well, if they don’t spit when they talk and I don’t drown, my odd are 50/50 I make it to dinner. 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2734 I just had an idea of how to let Fluffy know that she is not the alpha member of our home." 1.2000 0.04385 90 75 13 2
2735 I knew keep it up would be more fun if we raised the stakes! 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2736 He doesn’t seem to want to use up one of his nine dives. 1.2000 0.04525 90 73 16 1
2737 I don’t know... I still think Fur Ball is a better name than Pussy Pitch. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
2738 Cocktail hour during Covid is such fun. 1.2000 0.04240 90 72 18 0
2739 Now he knows how we've felt in 2020. 1.2000 0.04525 90 73 16 1
2740 Stop yowling. You are the one who wanted to be the next Grumpy Cat. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
2741 Is that Schroedinger's cat? 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
2742 WHOEVER GETS MITTENS WET LOSES!!! 1.2000 0.04525 90 73 16 1
2743 Max knows he still has at least 3-lives left. 1.2000 0.04525 90 73 16 1
2744 I don't know if the cat's having a ball, but we sure are. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
2745 Is Mr Whiskers hungry wungry? 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2746 Don't be such a scardy cat. You still have four lives to go. 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2747 When I was growing up my cat would do the same thing 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2748 I'm so glad we chose ball batting camp this summer." 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2749 I think ‘over-attached” is a bit judgmental. 1.2000 0.04525 90 73 16 1
2750 He's the last of the declawed cats... 1.2000 0.04240 90 77 10 3
2751 Another pandemic drinking game created: take a drink every time the cat hits the water. 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
2752 She likes us, she likes us not 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
2753 Are you heading inside soon? Or should I get another bottle of Merlot? 1.2000 0.04525 90 73 16 1
2754 What did you expect when you stuffed the beach ball with catnip? 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2755 Claude Balz. At the moment immediately prior to his vengeful epiphany. 1.2000 0.04525 90 73 16 1
2756 Buzzed humans playing Cat Ball Hell! 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
2757 Mimi hasn't warmed up to you yet - it's only our fifth date 1.2000 0.04793 90 73 13 2
2758 ...and that’s how it started being called CATch ! 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
2759 The next thing you know, Gladys, he'll have us serving him Tuna Tartare 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2760 It seems a shame for the vet to remove his swollen gland, it’s been such fun. 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2761 I call the game Cat-ch. If he falls off on your throw, YOU make dinner. 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2762 All right, have it your way—you heard a seal bark! 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
2763 9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1.... 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2764 Oh, look, Miz Whiskas is have just as much fun as we are! 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
2765 Youtube is gonna love this!" 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
2766 I call it Cat Pong. First one to make the cat fall into the pool or puncture the ball has to drink! 1.2000 0.04385 90 75 13 2
2767 Could a 'dangerously dysfunctional couple' do this? 1.2000 0.04525 90 73 16 1
2768 Even in Aquatics Class, Grizabella was chosen to ascend. 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2769 Ah success - once you've clawed your way to the top it's hard to let go. 1.2000 0.04525 90 73 16 1
2770 Schroadinger’s cat out in the open... 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2771 When you're done, I'm hungry. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
2772 Can you grab the pussy, dear? 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
2773 Once upon a time it was believed that curiosity killed the cat 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
2774 He's lucky we de-clawed him! 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
2775 Be careful Ralph! You know the cat doesn’t like the water. 1.2000 0.04240 90 72 18 0
2776 What do you say Honey - we quit our jobs and take this act on the road? 1.2000 0.04525 90 73 16 1
2777 When you said that the cat would like to play with the ball, this wasn’t quite what I envisioned. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
2778 Do you think she'd play along had we not given her the vermouth? 1.2000 0.04240 90 72 18 0
2779 When do you think she'll let us stop? 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
2780 Whiskers lamented the rise in animal abuse due to quarantine. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
2781 I knew we had this, as soon as I saw her riding the Roomba! 1.2000 0.04525 90 73 16 1
2782 Our date ends when Felix hits the water. 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2783 She takes her role very seriously - enforcing social distancing 1.2000 0.05047 90 74 12 3
2784 I hope I know how to swim, or learn fast. Otherwise, these drunken fools will drown me. 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
2785 He has eight more lives to do something meaningful. 1.2000 0.04525 90 73 16 1
2786 I want to try something. Where's your football? 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
2787 For a staycation, it’s not bad. 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2788 Don't let Fluffy down 1.2000 0.04525 90 73 16 1
2789 Y’know... when you said what you said back at the bar, I thought you meant something else, but... who knew you had a pool and a pussycat that’d wanna ride my balls?!. 1.2000 0.04525 90 73 16 1
2790 Too bad you're not Donald Trump. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
2791 He thinks he’s fetching. 1.2000 0.05519 90 77 8 5
2792 It's easier with catnip and a few drinks. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
2793 Tennessee Williams did not write cat on a warm beach ball. 1.2000 0.04525 90 73 16 1
2794 Play nice, kitty. This is gonna go viral. Lolz. 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2795 Don't worry, she's having a ball. 1.2000 0.03773 90 71 17 0
2796 I call it the Donald Trump Game. 1.2000 0.05288 90 76 10 4
2797 And how many times did you use the lion instead while playing this with your late wife? 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
2798 Now this is high risk cat-sitting. 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2799 This is a win-win; it is important Fluffy gets exercise too. 1.2000 0.04525 90 73 16 1
2800 If she's really a witch, this won't be a problem. 1.2000 0.02344 90 77 12 1
2801 Yeah but his other testicle is tiny. 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2802 She hates water 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2803 If synchronized swimming can become an Olympic sport then so can this. 1.2000 0.04525 90 73 16 1
2804 This counts as wildlife exposure, right? 1.2000 0.04385 90 75 13 2
2805 Don't worry. She's still got a life or two left. 1.2000 0.05047 90 75 12 3
2806 You see. learning physics can be fun. 1.2000 0.04525 90 73 16 1
2807 This marriage is SO over... 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2808 Ok, boomers. 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
2809 Catsketball: Sunday 9EST on The Covid Sports Network 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
2810 Are you ready to try a little juggling? 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
2811 Fluffy trained for this by riding a Roomba. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2812 He seems to have lost all feeling in his enlarged testicle. 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
2813 Oh, Yea-ah?! Well, I'll jush bet you bottle a Chardonnay that he CAN swim! 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
2814 Waiting for the inevitable cat-astrophe 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
2815 How will Farfel win gold in the Roombalympics if we don't challenge him, Cathy? 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2816 Mr Whisker’s hopes were dashed- “caterballing” was nothing like caterwauling . Not one bit. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2817 CoronaPirate 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2818 Deal with it, Tabby. Life's a beach ... ball. 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
2819 I thought there was supposed to be a monkey in the middle. 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
2820 Being the belle of the ball is tough work 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2821 If we get closer than 6 feet she’ll pop the ball 1.1889 0.05216 90 77 9 4
2822 Is the second wave here yet? 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2823 And so it proved... Out of all of them, the cat had the strongest powers of telekinesis. If only it could speak. 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2824 Not what I had in mind when I said we should ball out this summer Brenda 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2825 Why are we still in Ohio 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2826 meow 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2827 Keep it up, you know how she gets when she falls in the water 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
2828 I’ve never felt so used. Oh, wait. 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2829 The cat is in your court 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2830 Don’t you just love this game ‘Don’t Wet the Cat’? 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2831 As things get more serious you won’t even notice the cats there. 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
2832 I’ve hurled furballs before but this is ridiculous 1.1889 0.05216 90 77 9 4
2833 Mitzi’s shaman said to repeat the cleansing ritual until his office reopens. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2834 This next throw ought to whisk-her off her feet 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2835 Fred, I am getting fed up with Claw Enforcement. 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
2836 Schrödinger's cat did not realize she would have to be alive in 2020 and for the first time wished to be in only one state. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2837 Wise Cat: When I said feel the bern I think these humans misunderstood and thought I wanted to feel the ball, life’s not a beach just a breach of civil rights while Trump is still in arms reach of the next election 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2838 Play with your own ball 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2839 I’m so glad we got the cat declawed before our summer staycation! 1.1889 0.05216 90 77 9 4
2840 You would think after 102 days of practicing the same trick that he would have this down.... 1.1889 0.01117 90 79 10 1
2841 ....And you said putting in a pool was a dumb idea 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2842 This video will get us that rescue puppy, for sure. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2843 How come Karen is a stereoptype, but Bob isn’t? 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2844 Let us both pray to the floating cat orb 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2845 I’m starting to get motion sickness. 1.1889 0.05216 90 77 9 4
2846 No lifeguard on duty 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2847 See, honey. I told you Lloyd would eventually discover a bright side to the declawing. 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2848 Honestly, playing Badkitten is more fun for me when it's not your cat keeping score. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2849 Once he hits the water, he's yours. 1.1889 0.05216 90 77 9 4
2850 Strong catnip. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2851 Somebody is going to get SO scratched. 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2852 This tiktok video has to get a million likes! 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
2853 So, who’s sitting in the catbird seat now? 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2854 I know British Shorthairs don't like to be held, but this is ridiculous! 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2855 9! 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2856 As long as she doesn’t sharpen her claws we should be fine. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2857 ”Careful, Tim! We already blew eight of his nine lives! 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2858 I think he's on his ninth life. 1.1889 0.05216 90 77 9 4
2859 Meh, that catnip cocktail is a tossup. 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
2860 Is he having a laugh? 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
2861 Balling the cat 1.1889 0.03836 90 77 11 2
2862 Cat's on the ball! 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2863 Come on dear, I'm sure we will succeed in awakening his zest for life 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
2864 Keep playing with it, I’m close. 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
2865 From the cutting room floor of The Graduate. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2866 I find that hurling cats is much more fun than herding them. 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2867 Uh-0h, we should try this sober some time! 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2868 No you get the cat“ “No YOU” get the cat 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2869 That non-judgmental look makes me want to douse her! 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2870 You were right! This DOES suck! 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2871 I usually juggle chainsaws, but tonight I thought, "Let's have a real thrill!" 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2872 I think the cat wants to be fed. 1.1889 0.04713 90 73 13 2
2873 He doesn’t want to get his feet wet. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2874 This frivolity must cease. 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
2875 William Jefferson Clinton! How about focusing on your wife instead of that pussy?!!? 1.1889 0.05450 90 78 7 5
2876 Now let's try it with the dog. 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2877 This wine is really working its magic! 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
2878 I think Guinevere is handling the quarantine well, don't you Edward? 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
2879 I used to have a Chihuahua but she just was not on the ball. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2880 Finally, enough room to swing a cat. 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2881 Try not to cat-a-pult the cat. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2882 Do these idiots really think they’re throwing me? 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2883 After this we can play 'fetch' with him. 1.1889 0.03312 90 75 15 0
2884 This should use up two or three of those lives. 1.1889 0.04149 90 73 17 0
2885 Hey Wayne, let’s play Cat Pong — whoever drops Dusty has to chug the wine! 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
2886 You're so right! The ball of yarn was much too soggy. 1.1889 0.03836 90 72 15 0
2887 Aren't you glad we had her declawed? 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
2888 He’s never gone this long without scratching before! 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2889 Who says cats aren’t trainable! 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2890 If it wasn’t for Covid 19 this would be an Olympic event. 1.1889 0.04149 90 73 17 0
2891 This is more fun than having a cat on a hot tin roof! 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2892 Time spent with cats is never wasted ( anon) 1.1889 0.04149 90 73 17 0
2893 Claws on a beach ball...the year of living dangerously! 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2894 Same drink but he weighs a lot less. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2895 Remind me, how many lives do you have left? 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2896 The Roomba training has really paid off . 1.1889 0.05216 90 77 9 4
2897 All hail Float-Ball-Cat! 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2898 It's your turn to feed the cat. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2899 Don't you think he looks especially curious today? 1.1889 0.05216 90 77 9 4
2900 You were right. Now anything can happen this 2020. 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
2901 Tennessee Williams first attempted a Gidget movie “Cat on a Hot Beachball” 1.1889 0.05216 90 77 9 4
2902 Let's hope that ninth time's the charm. 1.1889 0.04970 90 73 10 3
2903 The cat needs exercise, unlike us! 1.1889 0.03312 90 78 10 2
2904 The most opportune time to pause would depend on her paws and their claws... 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2905 8 love, match point. 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
2906 I'ma straight up eat that cat! 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
2907 She just wants a glass of wine too. 1.1889 0.05216 90 77 9 4
2908 I'll bet you twenty bucks he can't swim. 1.1889 0.03118 90 75 15 0
2909 Still you have to admit he was playing with it first. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2910 She can only play so long with a ball of yarn. 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
2911 Let's see Schrödinger try with this one 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2912 Cat it out! 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
2913 Whoever wins gets to keep the cat if we get a divorce! 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
2914 First one to topple the cat has to tip the uber eats delivery! 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
2915 Nope. 1.1882 0.03345 85 74 9 2
2916 The spinning ball of death would be more fun than this. 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
2917 Ten bucks says he doesn’t fall off. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
2918 When you first said we should ‘Wine and Feline’ tonight I was skeptical, but I must say this is a treat! 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
2919 I’m not sure this is what the vet meant when she told us to exercise the cat? 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
2920 Looks like the cat is having a ball! 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
2921 At least this is better than those New Yorker comics nobody gets. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
2922 'Perfectly balanced, as all cats should be.' 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
2923 they feel guilty for how they treated me in my past lives, so they’re using their white privilege to dismantle the force of gravity. 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
2924 Couple in pool bow down to alien cat riding flying saucer 1.1882 0.05422 85 73 8 4
2925 I didn’t say it made sense, I said I admired the courage it took 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
2926 My life wasn't any better out of that box" - Schodreinger's cat's last word 1.1882 0.04265 85 69 16 0
2927 Can't believe anonymous released all those documents about trump being a pedophile and no one is doing anything 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
2928 Try new things, they said. 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
2929 Hell sounds good at first... 1.1882 0.05422 85 73 8 4
2930 Yeah, on the catball. On the catball, yeah. I shake my little tush on the catball. 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
2931 Late that night, centuries of subjugation and baby-talk would coalesce into an unholy fury, and generations of felines henceforth would purr the name, "Mister Tibbits..." 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
2932 I got to stop falling asleep on hooman toys. 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
2933 Even pets now want to be socially distant from their owners. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
2934 Kitty in the middle 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
2935 Kokomo began to realize that he just wasn't made for these times. 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
2936 Hey look, two humans are fighting for me. 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
2937 Oh, I just love family time. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
2938 I like this game how it’s call again? , hot potato . 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
2939 If they only have nine lives, how many rounds do we have left? 1.1882 0.03740 85 69 15 0
2940 I wonder why I was always so curious about this. 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
2941 Player 3 has entered the game 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
2942 When will the lockdown end? When will the humans return to work? When will life return to normal? 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
2943 She suffers from a fear of water and FOMO. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
2944 When two Americans fight - it’s the cat that suffers 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
2945 Im a furr ball 1.1882 0.04265 85 70 13 1
2946 Over-pool levitation of the supreme ruler. 1.1882 0.05422 85 73 8 4
2947 Things were better when they were on the brink of divorce 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
2948 Mittens was ready for this social distancing date to end. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
2949 Can the humans please go back to work now? 1.1882 0.05422 85 73 8 4
2950 This must be the new beach ball 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
2951 With them always being gone taking Max for walks nowadays, I really shouldn’t complain, but a little extra catnip would have been sufficient. 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
2952 Don't you think Sylvester is enjoying our version of cat-ch? 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
2953 I should not have taken in these two... 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
2954 Not the same as our summer Kathmandu trip, but thanks for trying honey 1.1882 0.04265 85 69 13 1
2955 Erwin, I love you honey, but this is supposed to be our vacation. 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
2956 Apathy seems to be working. He’s never been this close to us before. 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
2957 Shall we paws? 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
2958 And when the ball drops . . . 1.1882 0.05422 85 73 8 4
2959 It is time to take the plunge, Felix. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
2960 The last time I saw a crowd that small was at Trump's inauguration. 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
2961 Three hours of this and he still hasn't cracked a smile. 1.1882 0.05422 85 73 8 4
2962 This Balance ball toss is fun, Henry seems to like it! 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
2963 I truely admire the way he meets his fears". 1.1882 0.04426 85 72 11 2
2964 In quarantine, anything’s odd. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
2965 Honey, with wine for us and catnip for Felix all of us can have fun outdoors! 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
2966 Do you think Paws will finally acknowledge our magical powers now? 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
2967 Your right - drinking too much IS the secret to living your best life in lockdown! 1.1882 0.05674 85 74 6 5
2968 First she snuck in the car and now this. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
2969 Nailed it 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
2970 #catblessed 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
2971 One down, eight lives to go 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
2972 I like a pool party as much as the next cat, but if my fur gets wet..... 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
2973 Hmm... I guess it’s true. People drink to forget. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
2974 See, I told you adopting a cat would be better than having kids. Who wants some more wine? 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
2975 Tomorrow it will two cats and a I'll be on a ball of string. 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
2976 Still better than when he is laying on my laptop. 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
2977 We should try the dog next! 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
2978 Remember, don't let him get within 6 feet of either of us. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
2979 I bet he can’t do it with a glass in his paw. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
2980 Oh, Phil! You're so much fun! Hey, keep this going while I refresh my drink? 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
2981 White people throw the weirdest parties 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
2982 Can you believe we got her to do this?" 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
2983 Cat Ba-llooon, Cat-Balloooon! She's mean and crazy as a loon! 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
2984 Remember, if they try to enforce the 'No Pets' policy, his name is 'Beachball'. 1.1882 0.04265 85 69 16 0
2985 Don't move, Fluffy. Don't. Move. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
2986 Now we have our own Jellicle Ball! 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
2987 Not to worry. If she drowns, still eight lives left. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
2988 I can’t wait until they go back to the office and I can nap all day again. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
2989 How long before the claws come out? 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
2990 It was a first date, so I went with it... 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
2991 How about teaching her Marco Polo! 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
2992 Forget catnip 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
2993 This activity has me feline dizzy. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
2994 I should have listened to my career counselor and not pursued a job in entertainment 1.1882 0.02896 85 73 11 1
2995 They said this resort would have us feline great! 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
2996 What have I done to deserve such suffering? 1.1882 0.04265 85 69 16 0
2997 You get the Bottle and I'll Drop the Ball" 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
2998 His stubbornness is troubling, especially when he digs in. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
2999 Give her five minutes and she'll never again beg us to come outside. 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
3000 Whatever happens, don't spill the wine. 1.1882 0.05422 85 73 8 4
3001 Two more glasses and I think she'll get tipsy... 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
3002 They promised it wouldn’t pop 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
3003 We should have declawed Nacho years ago. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
3004 See how happy she looks 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
3005 I'll go grab another drink. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
3006 We'll work for his affection after we play for his indifference. 1.1882 0.05422 85 73 8 4
3007 Jenks, now you know why we had you declawed. Such fun! 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
3008 Maybe your yarn beach toy idea has a few drawbacks. 1.1882 0.04265 85 69 16 0
3009 I still can't see this as anything other than a win-win. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
3010 For God's sakes, don't let him get wet! 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
3011 Are we keeping score or just kitten around? 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
3012 Gotta be better than that hot tin roof, right mittens? 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
3013 I call it "Covid Cat Catch" 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
3014 Custody battles circa 2020: "This is way cheaper than a lawyer!" 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
3015 The benefits of declawing really are wide and varied. 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
3016 Phase II, where are you? I need to get these damned humans out of my house! 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
3017 I told you there was a cat sitting in on my yoga class! 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
3018 I love to play Dunk the Kitty!” Don Dechman - Austin T 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
3019 This is fun! I love playing catch! 1.1882 0.04098 85 71 13 1
3020 If we pour another glass, maybe we can make him fly. 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
3021 Just keep throwing the ball. He doesn't like to swim. 1.1882 0.04426 85 72 11 2
3022 Guys! There's definitely something wrong with this Monkey in the Middle game. 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
3023 For a rescue cat he's taking the FAT CAT THING too far! 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
3024 fickle in the middle 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
3025 Taffy had finally mastered the mystical art of Water Avoidance 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
3026 If this doesn't cure her of her kneading habit, nothing will. 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
3027 I knew the third glass of wine would be a catastrophe! 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
3028 I'm not saying that Fluffy-Cat isnt a barrel of fun but does he have to be a part of every single thing we do? 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
3029 Since COVID-19, did you ever think our cat may be overwhelmed by the amount of time we spend with her working from home? 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
3030 Perhaps your worst idea, darling. 1.1882 0.04265 85 69 16 0
3031 Maybe you're right-he CAN be trained instead of de-clawed. 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
3032 We need more cats if we're going to win "America's Got Talent" 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
3033 At this moment I don't think she considers herself as part of this family. 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
3034 Don’t worry. She’s been declawed. 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
3035 Why is the cat on there? 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
3036 One bottle down," thought Whiskers, "and everything's like cat nip to these idiots. 1.1882 0.05422 85 73 8 4
3037 (Time flies when you're having fun!) "So what gave you the idea to name your cat Time" 1.1882 0.04265 85 69 16 0
3038 This is a game my deceased husband invented. We still don't know how the rat poison got into his coffee. 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
3039 Bill did you just fart? And if so, did your fart bubbles spell out the letters PC Vey? 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
3040 Perturbed? 1.1882 0.05422 85 73 8 4
3041 The point of the game is to keep her from clawing you to death. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
3042 Now isn’t this better than living in that mouse-infested old catnip factory, Mister Mittens? 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
3043 The ‘Cat Bounce’ at Covid 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
3044 I admit, Bob, at first I felt awkward litigating against opposing counsel this way, but now I don't think I can ever go back to traditional dispute resolution! 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3045 Trust me, the IOC is close on this one for 2024. 1.1860 0.05363 86 74 8 4
3046 If Letterman's Stupid Pet Tricks were still around, we'd have an all expense paid trip to New York, guaranteed! 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
3047 There you are 1.1860 0.04221 86 70 16 0
3048 When the 2 buck chuck hits. 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
3049 Hon, I just love her stoicism. 1.1839 0.04486 87 72 14 1
3050 I told you declawing him was the right decision 1.1807 0.04249 83 68 15 0
3051 don’t drop the ball 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
3052 When he said there was a fur ball I didn’t think this is what he meant! 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
3053 Common Sparkles, let’s make it viral! 1.1807 0.04249 83 68 15 0
3054 Meowowowowowowow. 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
3055 Life always feels better after a nice bottle of wine and a game of CATch 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
3056 Why did we ever get divorced? 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
3057 Do you still want to have kids 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
3058 See! I told you she was bored too! 1.1807 0.04740 83 72 8 3
3059 FurBallVolley 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
3060 It'd be fun, they said 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
3061 I have nine lives. What's your excuse? 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
3062 The day Oliver decided to take quarantine into his own hands. 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
3063 Please, I really don't want to come between your marriage. 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
3064 Ever since cat day care closed, I must find new ways to entertain him 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
3065 Mr and Mrs Schrödinger's cat is both on the ball and off the ball 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
3066 It was either this or watching mom give herself bangs 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
3067 Trying to keep humanity afloat 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
3068 They were hoping for their new game of ‘Catball’ to take hold, but alas they had to shelve it, along with baby bowling, and hamster hang gliding. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
3069 But don’t they see, one claw and their ball is destroyed. 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
3070 Nope! Cats don't wet themselves 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
3071 Anxiously waiting for their fun to peak, Mittens knew one slip of the claw and the party would be over. 1.1807 0.04249 83 68 15 0
3072 I’m telling you, hun—cats always land on their feet 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
3073 The things I do to make sure they bathe themselves these days. 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
3074 TA-DAAAA! 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
3075 maybe Joe Exotic’s zoo was the right move... 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
3076 Yes Dave, it's amazing that we've developed telekinetic powers during the quarantine, but do you have to drag the cat into it? 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
3077 You have got to be kitten me right meow 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
3078 : I think, inside she's really having a lot of fun, too! 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
3079 Ehhh... I let him sit on the ball so he can remember how it feels to have one. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
3080 Most people don’t know the FULL saying is “a cat always land on its feet... or a bellyflop.” Watch! 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
3081 A dog would have been happy to play fetch in the yard. But noooo....you thought a cat would be easier. 1.1807 0.04249 83 68 15 0
3082 How about, whoever drops the ball has to take a drink. 1.1807 0.04249 83 68 15 0
3083 Sorry Fluffy. This was his idea. 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
3084 Hey kitty, don't worry... you've done this like eight times already. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
3085 Best lockdown ever! 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
3086 he coughed up a fun furball for a change 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
3087 Hey diddle diddle, the cat’s in the middle 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
3088 I think he needs a drink. 1.1807 0.04249 83 68 15 0
3089 Pass the catsup 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
3090 Well, I do hate the pool. 1.1807 0.04249 83 68 15 0
3091 "This seems easier than when you were sitting up there." 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
3092 Levitating an object with our minds is one thing. Adding the cat will ensure it goes viral on YouTube. 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
3093 Our significant other is so talented. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
3094 When Brutus marks his territory, he means it. 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
3095 What if we attached buttered toast to his back? 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
3096 We've all had our fun, Honey, but it's high time Max was neutered. 1.1807 0.05460 83 72 7 4
3097 He volunteered when he heard the seals were unavailable. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
3098 This way we both get to pet Fluffy, and it's so much easier than wearing those stuffy masks! 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
3099 How many drinks have I had, Alice? 1.1807 0.05460 83 72 7 4
3100 If Biskers stays out of the water we haven't broken any rules... 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
3101 It's not a problem. He's catatonic. 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
3102 I call it Toss the Economy, and the cat represents our retirement investments. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
3103 Wow, your cat is really on the ball! 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
3104 They know, that I know, that they know that I know, how to picture this ball, with just one claw. 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
3105 Whom do you think the anti-gravitational cat deity will chose? 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
3106 Relax. He'll be fine. We're only here for eight days. 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
3107 Aren't you glad now Fluffy was de-clawed? 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
3108 You know he usually he doesn't play fetch. 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
3109 I read cats will do anything to stay away from water. 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
3110 Drinking Game 101: if the Cat falls off Harry, you gotta chug the Chardonnay! 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
3111 Isn't he fun? 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
3112 The Force is strong with this wine. 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
3113 Quarantine means 40 days, not 100, go to work. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
3114 I'm glad you are having fun, in spite of the misunderstanding. 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
3115 Talk about a hairball 1.1807 0.05460 83 72 7 4
3116 Honey, did you remember to feed the cat?” 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
3117 She's mixed breed- tabby cat & seal. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
3118 I told you, telekinesis is REAL. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
3119 He's been doing that since I took him to see the Circus 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
3120 sweet kitty, soft kitty little--------- 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
3121 It’s just another day at the Catskills! 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
3122 Do you think we are ready for Penn and Teller? 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
3123 He's already so over this. 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
3124 I literally could not hate your cat more. 1.1807 0.05184 83 70 9 3
3125 What did we do before we got Peaches 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
3126 These sick, twisted humans. What a cat like me has to do for room and board plus food. 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
3127 I told you our cat was on the ball.... 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
3128 I told you declawing was best! 1.1807 0.03888 83 70 9 2
3129 The cow jumped over the moon" made quite an impression on Tabb 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
3130 I’ll catch the ball and you grab my pussy. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
3131 Expect a meow-function any second! 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
3132 The vet said a little water would help Fluffy swallow her pill, but I don't think this will work. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
3133 Would you toss me the Aquafeline...? 1.1807 0.05460 83 72 7 4
3134 Who knew Schrodinger's pool toys could be so fun? 1.1807 0.04249 83 68 15 0
3135 I asked for a highball and this is what I got. 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
3136 Fluffy remembers when the “Watch-the-Fluffster-possibly-fall-in-the-drink!” game was not the sport they played every day at 10 A.M. She longs for the day when they go back to their offices. 1.1807 0.02198 83 71 12 0
3137 He sure is bold for a cat with only two lives left. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
3138 And then I was like, ‘But my names not Karen!’ 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
3139 I'd like to go back to quarantine meow. 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
3140 They are carrying this shelter in place thing a bit too far. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
3141 You’d think he’d be a little more appreciative, after all we have been in this pool at the Howard Johnsons for a week now. 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
3142 It's what he gets for wanting to be called 'Monkey.' 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
3143 Something is wrong with our cat, "Andy Borowitz". We're having fun, and he won't join us. All he does is sit there pondering his next hard-hitting think-piece. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
3144 I say Marco — you say Polo — the cat stays up — and Bob’s your uncle. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
3145 I know cats don´t like water,but this ridiculous. 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
3146 If she gets wet she’ll claw our eyes out 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
3147 See the ball, be the ball! 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
3148 Cat"ch the ball was a wonderful idea honey. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
3149 Too much wine; pissed off feline. 1.1807 0.05460 83 72 7 4
3150 Pay no mind to Tiki, she thinks I have a drinking problem. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
3151 The vet said some ball therapy may help with her depression. I think she's angry because she doesn't get any alone time anymore. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
3152 I should've stuck with the box 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3153 A look back on sporting events in 2020. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
3154 oh, it looks like Mittens woke up from his nap. 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
3155 Dr. Fauci said the quarantine is a good time for us to try new things! 1.1750 0.04275 80 66 14 0
3156 And you said you missed sports! 1.1750 0.04086 80 68 11 1
3157 Looks like the cat got your ball! 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
3158 Bell-ing the cat, beach style! 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
3159 It might be the wine talking but Cat Ball is so much more fun than doggie bag! 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
3160 Let's call it the #catchallenge and put it on TikTok. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3161 A glimpse into #467 on Carol and Rob’s Quarantine Bucket List 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
3162 What it feels like to cats when their humans shelter at home for months. 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
3163 Sabrina the not-so teenage witch 1.1750 0.01258 80 71 9 0
3164 having a ball...indeed 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3165 You said the litter box was just for me! Hiss on you. 1.1750 0.04275 80 66 14 0
3166 2 more hours playing and they'll be sleeping like babies, Ralph and I need to get away tonight 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3167 republicans and democrats playing with the American legacy 1.1750 0.04275 80 66 14 0
3168 Honey, I think the cats out of the bag 1.1750 0.04275 80 66 14 0
3169 When I said I wanted to spend my last life by the pool, this wasn’t what I had in mind. 1.1750 0.03887 80 67 13 0
3170 Are we having fun yet, Marge 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
3171 The seal's at the vet. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3172 Wonder how we're gonna explain this wet pussy to the kids later. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
3173 Come on, three more passes and we break the world record. 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
3174 It's the latest - a Quantum cat. It's there, but not really there! 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3175 Finally, I've met the man who can teach Fluffy how to swim! 1.1750 0.04275 80 66 14 0
3176 I think it is more fun when the dog plays. 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
3177 Dizzy, my head is spinning. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3178 She purrs when she drinks 1.1750 0.04086 80 68 11 1
3179 Why are these idiots trying to burst my bubble? Don't they know its illegal to drink and dive? 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3180 Isn't it funny that he still won't let us bathe him? 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
3181 One day before their America's Got Talent audition,members of the Telekinesis Pet Club perfect their grand finale. 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
3182 This will be a bad mistake if she decides to scratch it instead of the furniture. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3183 Isn't this better than drinking beer and having your dog chase a ball? 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
3184 Well, at least he’s on the ball. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
3185 It is better than a hot tin roof 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
3186 First one to 9 wins! 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3187 Don’t worry. It’s okay. Fluffy loves it. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
3188 I guess this is what life is now 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
3189 ... And he never takes sides... 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
3190 So Fred, how many lives do they have. I just love this! 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3191 I think he really likes it... 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
3192 Wish I could balance my check book as easy as this . 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3193 This is the real no-spin zone. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3194 See, I told you he doesn’t need to be declawed”. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
3195 Check out my new virtual reality glasses! 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3196 Play ball with me, or else. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3197 Having danced on a hot tin roof, this should provide welcome relief. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3198 But if she didn’t like it she’d tell us that she didn’t like it. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
3199 Mr. Peabody makes ‘Grumpy Cat’ look like every other wannabe... 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3200 Let's open another bottle and maybe he'll juggle for us. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3201 You can bring a cat to water but . . . 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
3202 They say this was the most desired breed of the ancient Stoics. 1.1750 0.04275 80 66 14 0
3203 He's already had 8 lives.... 1.1750 0.04275 80 66 14 0
3204 Honey, did you pull out a bottle of the "funny" wine again? 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
3205 These TikTok challenges are getting out of control 1.1750 0.04275 80 66 14 0
3206 I can always count on you to keep my pussy dry 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
3207 Hon, we’re running out of ways to keep Whiskers busy! 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3208 Ron, honey, I don't think this guy's paying us enough to entertain his prima donna cat. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
3209 She loves playing Human Domination Beach Ball. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3210 Amazing how a little gin will calm her down. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3211 Too much social distancing on that hot tin roof. 1.1750 0.04275 80 66 14 0
3212 The cat won't move,he wants to know why we're not wearing face masks.. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
3213 Okay, but she looks like she's enjoying this, don't you think? 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3214 She'll let us know when she's had enough by sinking her claws into the ball. 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
3215 Pickleball, Schmickle-ball, now THIS is a game! 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3216 This date is a ball - I'd say it's almost purr-fect 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
3217 Confuse-a-Cat Ltd. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
3218 I really thought isolation would work out better for me. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
3219 Wow, some indoor Cool Cats having a ball!!! 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
3220 How much longer until she gets bored, dear? 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
3221 Finally, just the two of us 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
3222 Yes, shared custody will work. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
3223 Let's see who gets to ball! 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3224 Please throw straight dear. You know that Puss can't swim. 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
3225 Throw-dinger's cat is bound to die in this scenario. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
3226 If the ball flies over your head, Donald, grab it by the pussy. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
3227 So that’s why it’s called CATch! 1.1750 0.05562 80 70 6 4
3228 Who says you need a monkey to play this game? 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
3229 See? I told you super-glue was waterproof! 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
3230 Whose idea was it to declaw the cat? 1.1750 0.04275 80 66 14 0
3231 Gonna do a spin shot. Should be fun...for us. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3232 I’m glad we swapped the cat for the VR glasses. 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
3233 First one to drop her quits PETA! 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
3234 Only fraidy cats worry about mixing alcohol with water sports. 1.1750 0.02683 80 70 9 1
3235 Careful - only two more lives to go. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3236 We are training Ingmar to adjust to unexpected turns of life on Earth-- fear of water is negative conditioned reflex. 1.1750 0.01258 80 73 7 0
3237 Wow, that's three taps in a row. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
3238 Well this is certainly more respectable than a cat on a hot tin roof! 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
3239 Ah, it's LeviOsa, not LevioSA. 1.1750 0.04456 80 71 6 3
3240 Remember when we were kids it was ‘monkey in the middle‘. 1.1750 0.04275 80 66 14 0
3241 Thanks for insisting on de-clawing him 1.1750 0.04275 80 66 14 0
3242 Hwat a ablancing cat! 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
3243 Our favorite game is cat in the middle. 1.1750 0.04275 80 66 14 0
3244 Despite the specter of her masters pool foreplay ... Pixie remained indifferent and a little annoyed 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
3245 Frisky enjoys playing around the pool, but hasn't really accepted the water part of it yet. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
3246 You're supposed to let him out of the bag, dear. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3247 He's started meditating. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3248 How nice. Just you, me ... and Schrodinger's cat. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3249 This Is What I Get For Being Curious 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
3250 Let’s let the dogs out! 1.1750 0.04275 80 66 14 0
3251 According to the latest CDC directive, I think you're supposed to wipe your hands on the cat before batting it back....but only if you feel like it. 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
3252 She has already used 8 lives. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
3253 I think Mookie likes this better than simply playing with a ball of wool. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
3254 ...twenty-seven... 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
3255 They said we were going to a resort in the Catskills, I did think I would be resorting to my own particular skills. “You know I can’t swim, right?!?” 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3256 It worked! We summoned a cat. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
3257 Where is Schrödinger when we need him 1.1728 0.05497 81 71 6 4
3258 Last week Cat Croquet...this week, Cat Water Volleyball... Corona cocktail hour is killing me. 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
3259 ‘Maybe we’re taking this shared custody thing too far.’ 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
3260 Meh.. Still better than being alone with my thoughts though 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3261 I wish they would get out of my litter box" bo 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
3262 Roomba schmoomba....this is where it’s at 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
3263 Let's play the pool is lava... with the cat! 1.1728 0.05497 81 71 6 4
3264 Hit it harder John, that’s only 5 1/2 feet apart. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3265 I can nap this. 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
3266 So THIS is why you named him Sir Bounce-A-Lot! 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
3267 Pool people are the worst 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3268 When are the humans going back to work again? I need my beauty sleep 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3269 The "stay" part of the staycation is winning out over the "-cation" part. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3270 Oh yeah, honey, ESPN is definitely going to post this! 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3271 It was at this point that Whiskers took it upon himself to find a cure to COVID-19. After today he'd have 8 lives left and wasn't about to spend them trying to fulfill George and Tina's newely found aspirations of YouTube Stardom on their channel Mission ImPAWSable. 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
3272 I just love our childfree life, spending our Saturdays getting drunk in our nice pool, doing whatever we like!”⠀ ⠀ “Me too. It's a pity the Joneses couldn't make it - they are really serious about Jimmy's swimming lessons. There putting so much pressure on him to be the next Phelps”⠀ ⠀ “Parents need to realise that their kids are individuals, they can't just push their lifestyle and dreams onto them”.⠀ ⠀ “I know, 𝘛𝘩𝘳𝘰𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘪𝘳 𝘬𝘪𝘥𝘴 𝘢𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘴𝘸𝘪𝘮 𝘴𝘤𝘦𝘯𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘪𝘵 , it's just something us childfree people don't feel the need to do 1.1728 0.05497 81 71 6 4
3273 Oh sure, I quit Instagram but I’d like to think I’m an influencer at heart. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3274 I guess it was the wrong meow ... 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3275 Why am I always the main focus of your foreplay? 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
3276 See? Playing with the cat is fun after you’ve had a few drinks. #newyotkercartooncontest @wendeaux 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
3277 As Lou Reed’s “Purrfect Day” played on the radio, Nico suddenly felt as empty as the ball on which she sat. 1.1728 0.05497 81 71 6 4
3278 Vincent decided this was perhaps the worst time to have enacted the “if I fits, I sits” doctrine. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3279 Purrfecting that work/life balance. 1.1728 0.02659 81 71 9 1
3280 When my human pets refuse to go outdoors” 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3281 Good thing we’re in quarantine. I haven’t taken acid in years! 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3282 Sid found himself in the midst of two of his most hated things: water and obligatory forced-fun holiday beach ball games 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3283 Miriam, I told you not to let Fluffy watch Tiger King anymore..it's giving her delusions of grandeur. 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
3284 My leaders would never let me get wet 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
3285 No Karen, I swear the h is silent. Air ball is just redundant. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3286 The brand new drinking game called “Catball.” Order yours today. 1.1728 0.03639 81 68 13 0
3287 So I guess the cat’s out of the ball 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3288 I think she needs to use the litter box. 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
3289 I tried to make her get down but all she'll say is "If it fits, I sits." 1.1728 0.03845 81 71 8 2
3290 What you call a supercilious air of superiority is actually his calm acceptance of his own tragic life, tethered to our banal existence, forever tortured by the certainty that we would shrivel, intellectually, without his persistent questioning. 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
3291 It's a win-win: We neuter the cat and buy a real beach ball. 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
3292 I thought we were going to play Cat in the Hat. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3293 How long does she expect us to do this? 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
3294 You're right, this game is so much better with the cat than it was with the dog 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3295 Cat can do! 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3296 Oh relax, Mittens...at least we're not playing water polo today! 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3297 See, it's a good bonding exercise for Toby. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3298 If I fall, dear Lord, who cares? 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
3299 I regret not seeing Cirque Du Soleii while we had the chance. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3300 That's being on 'top' of your game 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3301 At this time the hotel only offers tennis or this 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3302 He thinks this is a good way to be alone. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3303 Since quarantine happened, these two weirdos think it’s funny to pass me back and forth on a beach ball 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3304 This was about the stage when White Sox drowned. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3305 Stupid human, covid 19 games. Number 87. Whoever drops the cat has to drink the 2019 Cabernet. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3306 We’ll make a cat person out of you yet, Frank! 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3307 Let's cut out the catnip at lunch. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3308 "Isn't this better than 'Cat's Cradle'"? 1.1728 0.03845 81 66 13 0
3309 She’ll do anything to avoid that ball of yarn. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3310 I said, she'll do anything to avoid the water 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3311 82, 83, 84 ... keep going ... the winning caption will either be inane or insane 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
3312 Marco Polo isn't really her thing. Water Polo is when Fluffy really gets on the ball. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3313 Fluffy can't wait till the quarantine is over 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3314 This is the last time I let them play with my ball. 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
3315 So much for my Life of Social Distancing 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
3316 This is fun! As long as Prickles keeps her claws in! 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3317 Shall we see if he can swim? 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
3318 Darling, do you think Whiskers is having trouble adjusting to our new remote workday? 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3319 Who rescued who? 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
3320 Cat and ball!!!! 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3321 First one to get clawed buys the drinks. 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
3322 Mr. Whiskers loves mommy and daddy and the pool and wine! 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
3323 I told you Clarence,he's an outdoor cat but he prefers an indoor pool. 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
3324 This is so much more fun than when we dropped her from the roof. 1.1728 0.04041 81 69 11 1
3325 It's a cat thing. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3326 It doesn't matter. She's got 9 lives. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3327 In unison: "We hate our cat, fuck this cat! We hate our cat, fuck this cat!" Cat, after beat: "every Thursday night. Every single Thursday." 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
3328 Has Schrodinger checked in on his cat recently? 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3329 This isn't a beach, this is a bathtub! 1.1728 0.03845 81 71 8 2
3330 Kitty decides life's a beach without claws. 1.1728 0.04903 81 68 10 2
3331 Schrodinger’s cat opts for the box. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3332 Now you know how we've felt all year, Fluffy. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3333 How To Have Fun With Your Cat In Her Litter Box 1.1728 0.04578 81 67 12 1
3334 Can you play this game without tequila? 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3335 This way, she'll really understand how it feels to be the ball 1.1728 0.03187 81 72 7 2
3336 Take another step and the ball gets the claws 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
3337 Don’t drop her. She’s only interested in the maybe. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3338 First one to drop the ball has to bathe the cat. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3339 There is something unbalanced here! 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3340 We’ve flattened the curve! 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3341 Trump said that tossing pussy around has kept him from getting the cojones virus. 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
3342 I know you manage a Hedge Fund, Bill, but (a.)you're taking this " dead cat bounce" thing way to literally. And (b.) I'm still breathing. 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
3343 Mr. FuzzyWuzzy is so much more fun since he was declawed. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3344 At the Kattenstoet Festival in Belgium, plush felines are thrown from the belfry. Not so at the Kattendunket Festival in Poughkeepsie. 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
3345 We'll know we've had too much when he falls off. 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
3346 I am never going to a public pool again! 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
3347 They're using me to keep socially distant, but still "score" ! 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3348 Bound to get some likes on this one... 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3349 Cat - N - Tonic! 1.1728 0.04227 81 68 11 1
3350 Well, I did give him a couple of tranquilizers. Do you think I should have given him anti-depressants as well? 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3351 See? Such FUN when the cat is out of the bag! 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
3352 The one the cat chooses to scratch is the winner. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3353 I feel like when the store said Mittens was an "outdoor cat" this isn't what they meant 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
3354 You can bet I didn't hype this on Tinder! 1.1728 0.01562 81 72 8 1
3355 That cat has a lot of balls! 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3356 What do you think of my cute human video? 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3357 There are snake plants behind me, aren't there? I hate snake plants. 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
3358 I think she said "supper" . 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
3359 Alicia doesn't like water but thinks the ball's made out of yarn. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3360 I heard that this helps with fur balls. 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
3361 I told you a kevlar ball would work better. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3362 Well, the Roomba broke and.... 1.1728 0.05497 81 71 6 4
3363 I'm just glad he's getting out of the house 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3364 Having taken twice the lethal dose of catnip, Smokey the cat transcended the feline form to learn the ancient art of levitation. A cat need not land on its feet, if it is not to land at all. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3365 Don't worry; she always rotates on her feet. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3366 All this to find out if hair balls float. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3367 Thank you for helping me get ready for motherhood. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3368 Their balance is amazing 1.1728 0.05209 81 67 8 3
3369 It just feels good to finally do something different! 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3370 Now aren't you glad we had his claws trimmed? 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3371 That's for stealing MY balls 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3372 I don’t think he realizes he supposed to be enjoying this discreetly. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3373 no matter how the ball bounces it's a free ride 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
3374 One more, for the record. 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
3375 When she's hungry she's on the ball. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3376 I think they forgot about me 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
3377 Not having children was the right decision 1.1707 0.04181 82 68 14 0
3378 Keeping these quarantine games interesting is getting dangerous. 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
3379 Don’t get him wet. He has enough to stress about with covid-19 and all. 1.1707 0.04181 82 68 14 0
3380 I don’t know Frank, this pandemic has everything literally up in the air this Summer. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
3381 I know what you're thinking, Donald. Just shut up and grab the cat. She's on the ball. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
3382 now that I stopped time i can say finnaly catched the ball , hear that dog? 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
3383 Anything to make them smile 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
3384 Get me-owff this planet. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
3385 Me being juggled between bad news about covid & racial injustices. 1.1707 0.04181 82 68 14 0
3386 I never thought it would come to this. 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
3387 I had higher expectations for Phase Two. 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
3388 Mr Nibs tried desperately to remember his ‘power of now’ mindfulness techniques 1.1707 0.04181 82 68 14 0
3389 It’s like they have this incomprehensible power over me to command my destiny in ways I can never understand. Let us just imagine they only care about goodness and logic and are not using me like some child substitute or toy 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
3390 Fluffy,I say Marco then Daddy says Polo and after fifteen minutes if your still hanging on, its on to dodgeball 1.1707 0.03997 82 70 11 1
3391 I can't tell if he's more afraid of the water or the beach ball popping! 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
3392 I'm sorry Tennessee, I know you are under pressure to follow up with a hit sequel but I'm not sure 'Cat on a Hot Beach Ball' will work. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
3393 Don't let the cat out of the ball 1.1707 0.03155 82 73 7 2
3394 That cat's having a ball! 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
3395 Bored with quarantine, the Hendersons went entirely too far for their latest TikTok. 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
3396 It is amazing what a bored cat will do to get attention. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
3397 I told you the reviews said it’s the cat’s meow. 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
3398 Hey, honey, I knew seals have whiskers but had no idea they have tails. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
3399 After this, he will have 8 more lives left. 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
3400 They aren’t wearing masks... 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
3401 obedience training through cat hypnotism. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
3402 If you tell us where you hid our absentee ballot, we'll let you go. 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
3403 as long as they don't drop the ball... 1.1707 0.04181 82 68 14 0
3404 If I don't believe it's happening; it isn't happenin 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
3405 Oh! Oh! Oh! See Dick and Jane keep Puff on the ball! Sit Puff Sit! 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
3406 Actually, he can kill you if he touches water. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
3407 Well, I don’t know, just because we have nothing else to do.... 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
3408 Is this the new version of monkey in the middle? 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
3409 I told Tipper we'd have a total cat replacement if he didnt join us in some summer fun. 1.1707 0.04181 82 68 14 0
3410 You should see him play Marco Polo. 1.1707 0.04181 82 68 14 0
3411 The vet said this would help him cope with male fragility after his operation. 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
3412 Sabrina, I’m getting a little tipsy 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
3413 Let me guess, Aquarius, right? 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
3414 [It doesn't need a caption.] 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
3415 Yep!! That's why we named her Queenie!! 1.1707 0.04181 82 68 14 0
3416 Things could be worse, it could be an elephant. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
3417 If he slips, he drips. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
3418 I’m teaching Kitty, Go Fetch! 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
3419 It must be a stay cat. 1.1707 0.04181 82 68 14 0
3420 Dexter always found his humans perplexing, but never more than during "Tabby Cat Beach Ball" 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
3421 What a great Owner. She lets us drink wine. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
3422 Defund the police. 1.1688 0.05669 77 68 5 4
3423 it is times like these that really make me feel like the third wheel. 1.1688 0.04297 77 64 13 0
3424 Am I invisible when you drink ? 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
3425 I’m such a lightweight these days. Half a glass of wine and I’m already mixing idioms. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
3426 I don't think anyone can *win* this game, honey. 1.1688 0.05359 77 66 7 3
3427 It’s your turn to clean the litter box 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
3428 Come on Socrates, mom and dad will give you some whiskey after the match! 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
3429 Once upon a time I used to love caturdays 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
3430 But I brought you three mice SPECIFICALLY to avoid this scenario, Karen 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
3431 Social Distancing doesn't apply to cats right? 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
3432 Don’t worry. She has nine lives, right? 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
3433 They found themselves drawn towards Howard’s, “Animal Magnetism” 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
3434 This could be a “cat”astrophe. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
3435 On second thought, you can have Whiskers. I don’t need any more problems from this marriage. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
3436 He likes this so much better than volleyball. 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
3437 A cat AND a beach ball..how do we post this online? 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
3438 Catapult ... throwing an inflated ball with our cat on top ... get it George? 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
3439 I bet somebody is now regretting not letting us trim their claws. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
3440 I know he doesn’t like the water, but he sure likes being on this ball! 1.1688 0.04297 77 64 13 0
3441 Precious, this pretentious precarious cat, had a prehensile predilection for pressurized pool paraphernalia and a prefixal perversion for precatory praise from persons precoital. 1.1688 0.05669 77 68 5 4
3442 The instability in this relationship is astounding.. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
3443 It brings him back to the days before he was neutered.” 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
3444 Whether this cat kills its owners next depends on how you observe it. 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
3445 I'm tired of being bounced around like this! 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
3446 Mittens, doesn't it feel good to get out of the house! 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
3447 Best! Idea! Ever! 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
3448 It's called 'volley the fur-ball' - get it?!! 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
3449 Don't miss. You know how she hates to go swimming. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
3450 And you wanted to get a Great Dame for a pet. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
3451 'Nope, he still won't get off.' 1.1688 0.04297 77 64 13 0
3452 I think Bingo liked the beach blanket better. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
3453 I always thought the cat would be more active during its play time. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
3454 It wouldn’t work without glue... 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
3455 I’m telling you Mike, those telekinesis lessons have really paid off. A little more practice and I think we could launch this loser cat into the fucking stratosphere. 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
3456 She’s the boss. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
3457 Instagram classic! 1.1688 0.01307 77 69 7 1
3458 Where’d the ball come from? 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
3459 It seems that we’re not the only ones here who are exercising our cores. 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
3460 Neither of you is ready for this furball 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
3461 It's called the righting reflex 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
3462 I’m used to sit around on my balls. This is the next best thing. 1.1687 0.03954 83 71 11 1
3463 Adding the cat and the wine really increased the stakes of this game. 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
3464 Weight bearing exercise. Ya' know what they say.....use the tools you have on hand. 1.1687 0.05091 83 72 8 3
3465 It amuses them and don't bother me. 1.1687 0.05091 83 72 8 3
3466 No one knew how it was possible, but Fluffy could defy the laws of physics. 1.1687 0.05091 83 72 8 3
3467 As the song goes, 'Now that's what I call ballin' the cat!' 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
3468 Keep concentrating. 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
3469 Wow, he’s even unimpressed by levitation. 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
3470 Catminton was definitely your best quarantidea, Sheila. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
3471 This is nice, we should have kids 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
3472 I'd rather fall ill than miss the summer fun 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
3473 I told you, this is more exciting than Russian roulette 1.1667 0.05294 78 68 7 3
3474 CATerwaul! 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
3475 Swimnastics are a lot more fun with wine 1.1667 0.04439 78 64 8 2
3476 You’ve heard of work from home, now get ready for vacation from home 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
3477 Politics as usual. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
3478 Honey, is this even TikTok worthy? 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
3479 And in that moment I was infinite 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
3480 Cat Person: The Sequel. 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
3481 Purrfect Summer –the absurdity of human enjoyment under seasonal anomalies 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
3482 Why the humans enjoy playing lightly with a globe instead of dominating it through endless lounging is beyond me. 1.1667 0.05600 78 69 5 4
3483 I know it’s for cats;it’s called Purrsecco. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
3484 Cat having a ball on vacation 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
3485 No, I don't think white privilege can explain why there are so few people of color in New Yorker cartoons. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
3486 Felix in Dante’s 9th circle of the feline inferno. 1.1667 0.05294 78 68 7 3
3487 Next is the Van de Graaf. Aren't we having fun kitty. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
3488 Diary of a Mad Catfish. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
3489 It's called a superposition." 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
3490 I think I'm ready to expand our quarantine bubble past you, me, and Whiskers. 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
3491 It was at this point Mittens realized the beach was just a sprawling litter box. 1.1667 0.05294 78 68 7 3
3492 If we can just him in the air for another 78 hours we will make it into the Guinness Book of world records and then this quarantine will all have been worth it! 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
3493 Does he know he’s a stand in? 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
3494 It is not a catatonic you are drinking, right? 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
3495 They said this would be nothing like Bali 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
3496 It's called pass the pussy. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
3497 All it took was some glue under the paws. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
3498 If you're not wearing you jock strap, don't drop the ball! 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
3499 You say ketchup. I say catsup! 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
3500 Just once today, I want to see him smiling 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
3501 ...107, 108, 109, 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
3502 Remember, I have nine lives!! 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
3503 I just used the same stare he has used on me for the past 6000 meals. 1.1667 0.05600 78 69 5 4
3504 I know this is supposed to be about the cat on the beachball, but seriously: what's wrong with your eyes? 1.1667 0.05294 78 68 7 3
3505 Kitty was determined not to be a pussy.” 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
3506 Her Majesty wants to be fed. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
3507 This is destined to be a Cat-Tastrophe 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
3508 eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
3509 The sportsbooks will take action on anything these days.” 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
3510 Who says sheltering-at-home can’t fun 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
3511 Keep throwin' that pussy! Don't stop! 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
3512 HAVING A BALL WITH THE CAT 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
3513 Oh Seuss would be going bonkers right now! 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
3514 If Tiger digs in her claws, that’s it. Nothing to live for. 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
3515 Do they really believe they are the ones achieving levitation? 1.1646 0.03792 79 69 7 2
3516 If the ball hits the water one of you is getting a face plant! 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
3517 I am your beginning, middle, and end! 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
3518 Can we try this with our dog? 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
3519 I did say you could play with it when we got away from the kids. 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
3520 Lets see him claw his way out of this. 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
3521 My humans are just the cutest things,” Rebecca Hawkin 1.1646 0.04198 79 66 13 0
3522 This is fine. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
3523 Lesser known Cat Idioms, #41: "Out of the bag . . . onto the beachball." 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
3524 Attention cats: Make full use of your 2D representation for extra stability! 1.1625 0.03955 80 69 10 1
3525 And you didn't want to declaw Frankey! 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
3526 I wonder what Jerry is doing today. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
3527 It's more fun with Annette. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
3528 How asinine you are, and if I fall in this water, I'll scratch out the eyes of you both! 1.1625 0.05169 80 70 7 3
3529 Keep it up, or otherwise she will make us feel guilty the whole next month 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
3530 Feeeeel it... Concentraaaate. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
3531 Maybe I should rethink my ‘if I fits I sits’ attitude. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
3532 I don't know about you, but i am really enjoying this. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
3533 CATch it if you can! 1.1600 0.05383 75 66 6 3
3534 It’s like she’s not even there 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
3535 It's not just the water I'm worried about, but the urine 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
3536 There’s always #9. 1.1600 0.05383 75 66 6 3
3537 Trick and bath are very accusatory. Try fun and clean! 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
3538 Save me, Carole Baskin 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
3539 Wonder whether all the cats have this mid air experience in a pool or it's just me and these (humans)! 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
3540 At least they stopped playing with the cat toys 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
3541 Be one with the ball 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
3542 Where is the fish ? 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
3543 Bob and Shirley’s arms began to tire, but the cat was having a ball. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
3544 If the ball pops, we're getting a divorce 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
3545 Cat nip dip 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
3546 So, can we cross 'relaxation time' off the to-do list yet? 1.1600 0.03572 75 64 11 0
3547 At least it keeps them from fighting over the remote 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
3548 It’s your turn to trim its claws. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
3549 No, you cannot play in the pool until you have finished your homework. Meow! 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
3550 I’ll need your attention- now. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
3551 We take our child everywhere. 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
3552 It’s a Catastrophe! 1.1600 0.03310 75 66 8 1
3553 Toby contemplates at what moment he can end all of this and break both glasses and the bottle. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
3554 I don't get how this is erotic 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
3555 This way she’s getting the true quarantine experience, doing what would otherwise be a nice relaxing activity while being on edge at all times 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
3556 This telekinetic crash-course was worth every penny! 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
3557 Anything is possible for Summer 2020’s new normal. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
3558 Lord, Give me the patience that I need to keep my peace of mind - till the Covid vaccine is in place. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
3559 Human you better cat-ch me! This game might drench my purr-fect body ! 1.1600 0.05037 75 64 8 2
3560 Did you ask any Cats what support they wanted? 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
3561 I told you the cat wouldn’t change on holiday. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
3562 We are running out of things to do to avoid paying attention to racial injustice let’s hope it ends soon 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
3563 So Karen, this is how you wanna play 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
3564 I wish I was on a Jim Davis cartoon 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
3565 Eat your heart out Roomba 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
3566 Is this permanent? 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
3567 You see? Smokey is still and moving at the same time. I called it "The Susan's Cat Paradox" . 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
3568 Marge thinks your lack of prolonged eye contact with Misty is what caused her attachment disorder. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
3569 I had forgotten how much cats love watersports. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
3570 You're right. It's much more fun to share a bottle of wine with Kitty than a ball of twine. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
3571 On a scale of one to ten, ten being the most sad, how would you feel if the cat drowned right now? 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
3572 And that was the last time anyone ever saw Bob and Marsha. 1.1600 0.05383 75 66 6 3
3573 Just ten more reps, Sweetie, then you'll get your treat. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
3574 Aren't these pandemic pets fun? 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
3575 Let's se if Fido wants to play. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
3576 A-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
3577 Such a pool cat and always on the ball." 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
3578 I thought we were going to play a round of 'monkey' in the middle. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
3579 Can't you train him not to squeeze with his claws? 1.1600 0.05708 75 67 4 4
3580 Cleo, where’s your mask? 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
3581 It wasn’t the claws. The hardest part was teaching him to levitate. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
3582 Cat on big beach ball 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
3583 As the game continued, Kitty realized her claws were going to be useless in determining the inevitable outcome. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
3584 home version of goat yoga. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
3585 Oh honey! Cat Ball is so fun! 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
3586 At least the cat gets some fun..... 1.1600 0.05383 75 66 6 3
3587 It’s everything I imagined and so much more! 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
3588 See, I told you that we weren't racist. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
3589 ‘The first one to knock Whiskers off the ball wins”. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
3590 I told you declawing Max was a good idea 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
3591 Be careful, she’s on her 8th life. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
3592 I think working from home has Mittens confused 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
3593 I think Fluffy is finally coming out of her depression. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
3594 When kitty and I left, mom said 'Stay on the ball and avoid desert rats.' 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
3595 white privilege, over wine. 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
3596 We should have got a Roomba. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
3597 Nonsense, he loves shelter in place! 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
3598 The vet recommended to introduce the water slowly and reassure her with constant positive reinforcement. 1.1600 0.03310 75 66 8 1
3599 Well, which adage is going to apply here--"Curiosity killed the cat" or "Cats have nine lives"? 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
3600 Now all we need is the right agent! 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
3601 This is looking like a cat’s game” Bo Hirsch, Los Angeles, Calif 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
3602 Cats always land right side up. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
3603 This TikTok better not flop! 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
3604 Here, cat-ch. 1.1600 0.05383 75 66 6 3
3605 I’m still thrilled that we were able to get her declawed during the pandemic. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
3606 He likes the ball, but he really prefers his palanquin. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
3607 A bit big for comfort but still a ball of fun 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
3608 A vaccine may take a year! Whee! 1.1600 0.05383 75 66 6 3
3609 I don’t know Karen, he already hates us. 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
3610 I'm so glad Manfred is developing his balancing skills. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
3611 She hates it when day-drink. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
3612 I can see Claud is barely using his claws on the ball, but how will this stop him from scratching the walls and doors? 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
3613 Whee...Mr Pickles is so happy. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
3614 Why are they locked-in again? 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
3615 Yup, I’m a Furball. Good one, you guys. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
3616 Don't blame us. Instructions said to let the cat out of the bag. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
3617 So you’ve heard about the cat in the hat........ 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
3618 You know he just wants to up his game at ignoring us. 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
3619 Ooh, he's really getting into it. I think he blinked! 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
3620 What's the matter? Cat got your flung? 1.1600 0.05383 75 66 6 3
3621 ‘Cat crazy’ doesn’t always mean what you think. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
3622 What a purr-fect ball to play with! 1.1600 0.05383 75 66 6 3
3623 Hey Tennessee, we have a Cat on an hot beach ball. Maybe a good title for a play? 1.1600 0.05037 75 64 8 2
3624 See! I told you she was the winner in this category. 1.1600 0.05383 75 66 6 3
3625 Catleball Workout 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
3626 Can you even imagine doing this with a dog? 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
3627 I think she's used to it now. Let's un-glue her paws. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
3628 It’s just her way of playing along 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
3629 Like a cat on a hot tin roof" still sounds catchier 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
3630 No matter how clever they try to appear, Marty and Marion will always be considered shallow-end types. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
3631 NEW Life; Social distancing 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
3632 I get it! COVID19 makes humans so needy. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
3633 Here's my tit for cat. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
3634 Throw the mice, and see if she comes up heads or tails! 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
3635 After our trampoline workouts, he's cool about everything. 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
3636 Beer pong for classy adults: “if our cat falls, your turn to drink”. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
3637 Okay. Alimony for only ten years. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
3638 Maybe we shouldn't have filled it with catnip. 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
3639 He'll NEVER roll it to us now...he's too well-balanced! 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
3640 Cat to self: "I should have them arrested under the balancing act " 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
3641 Pool life with Fluffy 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
3642 I will be fine if they are really sober. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
3643 How many of his nine lives has he used up? My arms are getting tired. 1.1600 0.05383 75 66 6 3
3644 Rob's stag-do be like . . . 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
3645 Are we on the 7th or 8th life ? 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
3646 Our cat's intelligence is much higher than ours. 1.1600 0.05383 75 66 6 3
3647 That he can do it doesn't mean he should. 1.1600 0.04665 75 62 10 1
3648 He did the same on the tennis court. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
3649 Of course she's enjoying this. It's a trust thing. 1.1600 0.02711 75 64 10 0
3650 Nine lives? They've scared eight of 'em outta me already! 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
3651 Be gentle when you catch and throw, poopsie hates getting wet... 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
3652 Whoseever side of the ball the cat falls in on has to take his claws out of their bathing suit and go get more ice, tonic and lime. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
3653 Maybe I should have kids! 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
3654 Zen baby! 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
3655 So much more fun than hippo ball last week! 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
3656 Cat in the hat retired. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
3657 I think he's ready to go to the cat café. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
3658 I just don't think the entire thing needs to be filled with catnip. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
3659 Don’t worry about him falling in, I think he still has a few lives left! 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
3660 This is fun, but I'm actually more of a dog-on-a-surfboard person. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
3661 This is a sure winner on TikTok. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
3662 See, I told you that a contagion doesn't have to be catastrophic. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
3663 . . . and you insisted that there was no good reason to justify her declawing 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
3664 When I said "let's do something as a family today", this is certainly not what I had in mind. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
3665 Feline, schmeline. She's having a ball being with us! 1.1600 0.05383 75 66 6 3
3666 Whoever ends up with scratches loses. 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
3667 Happy hour with social distancing can be fun! 1.1600 0.05383 75 66 6 3
3668 Once she claims it, it's done 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
3669 Cats this 1.1600 0.05383 75 66 6 3
3670 The cat seems purr-plexed. 1.1600 0.05383 75 66 6 3
3671 You're sure you got the dewclaws, right? 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
3672 He’s so easily amused!” 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
3673 Whiskers, your balance is exquisite. Okay, one more glass. 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
3674 Anything’s good for a little action 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
3675 Maybe now it’ll stop bugging us on our next work zoom call. 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
3676 I like this new huge water-repellent yarn ball. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
3677 Kids have it easy with the divorce settlements... 1.1579 0.05636 76 68 4 4
3678 You took Mr. Muffin to get de-clawed today, right?" #mynewyorkerCAT-io 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
3679 Deadpan cat bounce 1.1579 0.05316 76 67 6 3
3680 Cat got your ball 1.1579 0.04211 76 63 9 1
3681 Three months into working from home Jenny and Will finally reached peak productivity 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
3682 Henry! ...we *are* psychic! . . . 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
3683 Thank god we had this rascal declawed 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
3684 Having a telekinetic cat is not as cool as I thought it would be. 1.1579 0.03273 76 67 8 1
3685 cLAW & ORDER 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
3686 I think Mittens is having a ball! 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
3687 Remember, whatever you do, I'll be there chilling 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
3688 Haha politics is fun 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
3689 We’ve done our part by fostering 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
3690 Damn white wine.”-The Ca 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
3691 The kids call this a gender reveal, Harry. 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
3692 That extra catnip would be fun they said. Well, guess who's having a ball now! Keep me out of the water or this kitty is not gonna make this game pretty. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
3693 Dear, I don't think this is what they meant when they said the cat was a service animal. 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
3694 ‘Best out of 9 lives?’ 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
3695 Walt, this is ridiculous! Divorced or not, this is no way to resolve the cat’s ownership “ 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
3696 And you said we shouldn't have gotten him declawed. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
3697 Can someone pull the plug, literally! 1.1579 0.05636 76 68 4 4
3698 Today’s game in quarantine is Caturday Catch 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
3699 When A Cat Turns On A Faucet: Endgame 1.1579 0.05316 76 67 6 3
3700 Mary, do cats commit suicide? 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
3701 Fuzzy is as cool as a cucumber and she's ready for the circus circuit. 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
3702 I told you he’d appreciate de-clawing. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
3703 Never have I everrrr..........Oh Wait 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
3704 Where's my box? 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
3705 The ball's in your court 1.1579 0.04608 76 63 10 1
3706 Cats out of the bag now, Dear. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
3707 Here! Here! 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
3708 If we move him, it’ll deflate 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
3709 Cat On A Hot Overdeveloped Luxury Tower Roof 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
3710 he's waiting for a theory that proves the ball is flat. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
3711 Honey I thought you asked the bartender for a fireball not a fur ball 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
3712 I hope quarantine never ends! 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
3713 Cat supremacy 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
3714 Maybe if we give Purr-Purr a margarita he might find this as fun as we do! 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
3715 Ballin 1.1579 0.05316 76 67 6 3
3716 Are we playing for nap or nip he asked? 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
3717 He thinks this game is the cat's pajamas." 1.1579 0.05316 76 67 6 3
3718 How the hell did I get into this cartoon? 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
3719 Count down to ball popping! 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
3720 Maggie the Cat is just staying on it, I guess, long as she can. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
3721 Mr. Jangles thinks this will be his most popular video since "Cat plays piano!" 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
3722 You're right,Harry -- Wilson seems to be enjoying this so much more than water polo. 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
3723 I win the ‘cat-in-the-middle’ game! 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
3724 'Social distancing dear... isn't it all about balance?' 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
3725 Ninety-nine bottles of beer on the waaall, 99 bottles of beeeer… 1.1579 0.05316 76 67 6 3
3726 Is it the wine, or did Fluffy bring a ball this time? 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
3727 Let’s dunk him. 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
3728 Balls are for stupid dogs and if you drop it, I’ll kill you 1.1579 0.05316 76 67 6 3
3729 You were right, water sports and taxidermy really DO go great together! 1.1579 0.05316 76 67 6 3
3730 Looks like somebody’s hungry! 1.1579 0.04211 76 66 9 1
3731 He looks worried because of the other eight stunts. 1.1579 0.02684 76 66 10 0
3732 No more nips for that cat. 1.1579 0.04414 76 67 7 2
3733 I’ve never seen a balled cat with fur before. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
3734 Hmm... Don't these humans have better things to do with their time" 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
3735 These people are pathetic. Next time, I’m asking for time and a half. 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
3736 See? I told you that a giant catnip ball would be the way to get Skitty to take a bath! 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
3737 When does the dog have his turn? 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
3738 Honey, look out; the ball is making a feline right towards you.! 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
3739 First one to drop it gets their eyes clawed out. 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
3740 I think I need a little more wine. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
3741 One more round Mittens, then we'll come watch you aloofly walk away repeatedly. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
3742 No wet food for weeks, and we rule! 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
3743 You realize we're playing with kitty's favorite furball. 1.1579 0.05316 76 67 6 3
3744 No worries—he’s a pool shark. 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
3745 Tennessee,I always enjoy playing Cat on a Hot Tin Beach Ball! 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
3746 We Should have had children. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
3747 He thinks we're playing Monkey-In-The-Middle. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
3748 Have you ever played dog ball? 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
3749 Do you think she could play Marco Polo instead? 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
3750 Why go on a vacation when you can drop a tab of acid and go on a Veycation? 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
3751 Whiskers isn't all that happy with her high ball. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
3752 Pussy, ball, Dick and Jane 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
3753 It'll be even more fun once the catnip kicks in. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
3754 I had always heard that cats had amazing balance !! 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
3755 Let's play CATch! 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
3756 No Really, He Loves It! 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
3757 Who knew you could adopt a YouTube rescue cat? 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
3758 I'm a cat, not your fuckin' child. I don't have to humour you. 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
3759 I’m Miss World Somebody kill me Kill me pills No one cares, my friend 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
3760 This is a COVID menage a trois. 1.1579 0.05316 76 67 6 3
3761 Are you sure the divorce mediator said this was the best way to establish custody? 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
3762 Now that’s what you call a hair ball! 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
3763 Are you having fun yet? 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
3764 Lets hope she manage to keep this position in the sea . 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
3765 Honey, ya want pussy? 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
3766 I think we found the one cat who actually likes the water. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
3767 He will still have eight lives, but what about us? 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
3768 No more wine-- I want to be sober when I see what happens in the next five seconds! 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
3769 Muffin really enjoyed her catnip cocktail! 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
3770 Cat thinks: "Try as you might, I'm not taking sides! I'm in no-one's court but my own and will visit each of you, separately, at my whim! No matter what any divorce judge decrees! 1.1579 0.05316 76 67 6 3
3771 Cat got'cher ball? 1.1579 0.05316 76 67 6 3
3772 This is so much more fun than surfing with Cuddles. 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
3773 And you thought being declawed wouldn't be any fun. 1.1579 0.04211 76 62 11 0
3774 I’m thinking we could go viral if you drop the ball. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
3775 Do you like Death Grips? 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
3776 This is what happens when they binge watch the Beach Blanket Bingo series. 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
3777 I see the monkey lost... 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
3778 Do cats hiss? 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
3779 Is this considered pussy footing around? 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
3780 Careful. Kitty had a glass too. 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
3781 It will catastrophic if we drop the ball. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
3782 I'm so glad we're able to help Oliver with his agoraphobia. 1.1579 0.01393 76 67 9 0
3783 I think it's fine as it long as it doesn't cross our bath. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
3784 I keep telling you—it's only because she's pregnant. 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
3785 Dunk me, it's so easy to provoke me, soak me, and your troubles have just begun... 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
3786 Remind me, does our cat like to swim? 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
3787 Last time I let the cat lick out of my glass. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
3788 I think we've invented Marco Polo 2.0 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
3789 Me? I'm having as much fun as a catatonic cat on a beach ball. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
3790 He was getting bored with us being at home all the time. 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
3791 Heads or tail? 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
3792 Keep focusing your energy on the ball, Steve. 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
3793 I'm glad our marriage counselor recommended pet therapy... it really is so relaxing! 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
3794 Caught in the Crosshairs 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
3795 Remember, wet cat down on your side means litter box is yours for the week. Wet cat down on my side means the remainder of wine is yours for tonight, only! 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
3796 Keeping ourselves amused during the summer of Coronavirus 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
3797 After watching internet the whole day, I see cats everywhere. 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
3798 Look honey! I finally got the cat to float in mid-air. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
3799 Someone’s bound to get wet. 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
3800 It's more fun since we put poison on his claws 1.1579 0.03273 76 67 8 1
3801 Wish you had a snorkel, huh, Whiskers? 1.1579 0.05316 76 66 6 3
3802 Hang on to your whiskers, Buster! 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
3803 New social distancing game. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
3804 Great idea to glue her to the beach ball for our YouTube video. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
3805 I am pawsitive that my humans keep me on the ball for no good reason 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
3806 Well you wanted to be an outdoor cat. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
3807 Puzzy-Wuzzy is the best setting instructor I've every had. And I played for Sports Performance Volleyball Club. (check out coach Rick Butler- fascinating) 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
3808 It gives him something to do while the dogs play poker. 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
3809 Oh, Whiskerpuss, your TikTok views are about to go through the roof! Isn't that exciting? 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
3810 The litter box dreams of the everyday housecat 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
3811 Honey, everyone has to adapt to new skills these days. 1.1579 0.02684 76 66 10 0
3812 You’ve dropped the ball four times; I’ve dropped the ball four times: Let’s see if they really have nine lives! 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
3813 Who wants to take a swim? Does Simba want to take a swim? 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
3814 Are you sure this is the only way to keep the pigeons off the ledge? 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
3815 That's one way to get him to sit still. 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
3816 You were right, getting Frisky declawed was a great idea. 1.1579 0.02684 76 66 10 0
3817 This makes me think it might be even more fun if we made a baby. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
3818 That's the biggest smile I've seen in a long time. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
3819 This would look great on his Instagram! 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
3820 #Aloneinthistogether 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
3821 One more toss and we drop the ball! 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
3822 This would not be happening if I was a fat cat. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
3823 Yes, Friends, you are finally seeing live sports! The Jimpsons on the family to watch in this year's CATBALL competition, brought to you by SuperGlue. 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
3824 I think we are ready for the cow. 1.1579 0.05316 76 67 6 3
3825 I read where cats given stimulation are happier. 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
3826 these humans are amazing! 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
3827 It's been four days and seven lives since the hairless apes brought me home. I've grown suspicious of the smelly toys and I fear my time in this world is short, much like my new claws. 1.1579 0.05939 76 69 2 5
3828 You’re right. Exposure therapy can be fun! 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
3829 He’s just floating on air after getting out of the movie . 1.1558 0.04553 77 64 10 1
3830 The new quarantine drinking craze: “Water Catball”. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
3831 So, just how did the cat learn to pour wine? 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
3832 Throuples retreat. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
3833 Due to very little human contact, Susan and Pete have befriended a cat. They say good decision. The cat says otherwise. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
3834 My therapist is going to love this one 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3835 Pour me another, Gary - I'm at cat-on-a-ball drunk but I wanna be Axl-Rose-on-a-binger drunk. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3836 Damn, these white people are bored. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3837 I told you, he knows “landing on all fours” isn’t getting the likes any more. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3838 I bet Karen’s cat doesn’t play like this 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3839 My point is that not wearing a mask is to you what riding a blow-up ball over a giant bathtub is to me. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
3840 He just hasn't been the same since we went back to work. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3841 When you’re third wheeling a fighting couple and they involve you in it. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3842 Thing 1 and Thing 2 vacation in Kathmandu 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3843 So, this is what it is like to have a pet cat. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
3844 You have enough, You do enough, You are enough! Relax! 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3845 It was then Mr. Pickles became keenly aware that the humans had never actually tasted the cat food. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3846 Honey, a cat instead of a kid is a great idea but how long do we do this for him to start being cute 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3847 Karen finally got her purrrfect child 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3848 Meow... Not sure how I got here 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3849 Wonder what will happen after that 2nd bottle? 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
3850 Our cat will be the social distance referee! 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
3851 After the 28th round, Fluffy realized they weren’t going to make it to the protest. 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
3852 I told you the cat wanted to be involved in our water sports. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
3853 I’m not a god. Oh, I mean, a dog. The price of being misunderstood. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3854 I think there’s a cat on the ball. Is it at least six feet away? 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
3855 „He calls it catballing. He hates it.“ 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
3856 He’s an above-ground cat.” -Jackson Moore-Ragusi 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
3857 Moments before Bob’s life-changing groin injuries, he felt, for the first time, truly happy and content. 1.1528 0.03516 72 62 10 0
3858 Do you see the point of the declawing now? 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3859 It's my turn to pass the beachball! 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
3860 We can definitely monetize this on YouTube. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
3861 Are we Anti-Racist yet? 1.1528 0.05474 72 64 5 3
3862 I’m telling you, you can’t catch CoVid19 from a cat. 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
3863 He's just so STOIC. 1.1528 0.05474 72 64 5 3
3864 Aren't you glad she's declawed? 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
3865 Fuffy loves the kitty pool. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3866 This is a fun first date but I really must be going now. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3867 Say what you will, she is much more fun declawed. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3868 Remember, we’re telling the kids we don’t know why the cat ran away. 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
3869 I know this may not catch on, but it's more fun than Hairball! 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
3870 You Tube announcer: "Thoughts of 'How to Tiptoe Across Water' are threatening Mr. Whiskers' control of the ball." 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3871 Stand your ground. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
3872 Then I beheld a cat which sat atop an orb that (did ) shake; and the colors of the orb (were) two, and four (was) the number of its parts. 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
3873 We obey oh master of my universe! 1.1528 0.05474 72 64 5 3
3874 The cat ended up in a super position when Fred and Elena Schrodinger decided it was better to use wine than poison. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
3875 The things I put up with to keep them entertained.... 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
3876 Don’t worry honey, the cat still has nine more lives... 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3877 You know kitties, like puppies, love their balls. 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
3878 Caaatttch 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3879 Wine, women - this is the cat’s meow! 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3880 I love playing CATch with you. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3881 C’mon Whiskers. Stop teasing and let us play with the hover-ball. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
3882 I didn’t buy him this beach ball. Did you buy him this beach ball? 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
3883 I bet they don't care if I die" 1.1528 0.05474 72 64 5 3
3884 Howard! Tell me you see the car, too. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3885 Your turn next dear. 1.1528 0.01399 72 66 6 0
3886 Today, an anti-grav machine. Tomorrow, the entire cat world. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3887 Everything was going fine - until Fluffy dug her claws in for a better grip. 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
3888 Empty nest and quarantine are really taking a toll on our entertainment..” 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
3889 Hold that pose... click. Ok you can drop 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3890 The score? You'll know when you're losing. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
3891 So, when did you have the cat declawed? 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3892 Just wait until my claws grow back. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3893 I’m having fun dear and glad that Morris is not finicky. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
3894 Well, at least he's stopped coughing up hairballs. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3895 Who's gonna catch it? 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3896 Debra, pass me the pussy 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3897 In real volleyball, she’ll have to be in the referee stand. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3898 Remember, it's wingardium leviosa, not leviosaah. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
3899 Well Bert, I'd say that this is literally AND figuratively 'the cat's meow'! 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
3900 Light as a feather, stiff as a board. Light as a feather, stiff as a board. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3901 Some cats will do anything for a drink 1.1528 0.05474 72 64 5 3
3902 You think they saw me? 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
3903 FurBall anyone? 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
3904 The things you do for a better image... 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3905 I think Mittens is happy with our arrangement to share joint custody of both her and the beachball. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3906 Harry, this is more fun than playing cat-in-the-hat. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3907 Trust us O Great Cat God, you do not want to meet our not so great leader. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3908 It’s not as if you’re skilled at this! 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
3909 A cat lady? No, ma’am, I’m not getting that vibe at all! 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3910 Don’t look away, but our neighbors just came back! 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
3911 Maybe he just wants a drink. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
3912 I’m going to need a cat nap, and some catnip after this. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3913 He just made the finals for AGT! 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3914 I bet she doesn't miss the beach house anymore. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3915 Did we agree upon a scorekeeper? 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
3916 We should try playing it sober. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3917 He must be hungry 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
3918 Your athletic prowess is underwhelming. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
3919 Where is MY cocktail? 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
3920 I wish he would just speak up! 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
3921 Another martini and she'll walk on water. 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
3922 We’re really getting good at this... 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
3923 I think this qualifies as "If isn't on video, it didn't happen." 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
3924 The dog days are over. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
3925 I am tired, aren’t you tired? 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
3926 He’s been overcompensating since the surgery. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
3927 Do you think they find it entertaining when they watch us playing with a ball? 1.1493 0.04875 67 58 8 1
3928 I hate Mondays. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
3929 He's gotten bolder since he opened that 401K in March. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3930 I think this is what passive income is! 1.1449 0.04269 69 58 10 0
3931 Mama loves quarantine because now mama can spend more time with Whisky poo. Isn’t this fun? 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
3932 I TOLD them not to drink and dive 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3933 Oh great, another great quarantine challenge: The “CATch me if you can.” 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3934 You drop it, you die. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
3935 This is a complete waste of their joint telekinetic powers 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
3936 Been here all afternoon. I guess they really don’t see color 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
3937 I think we're doing Pokemon wrong 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
3938 I can’t claw my way out of this one 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3939 Stop playing, more important things are happening in the world. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3940 Being empty nesters isn’t so bad 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
3941 I hate being third wheel 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
3942 Fluffy finally finds the perfect sunny spot 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3943 Lisa: “Oh Honey, we’ve become so good at our plyometrics!” Brad: Our dog could be next... Mr. Fuffles: What else is there left to do? 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3944 Bounce the kitty 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
3945 Light as a feather. Stiff as a board. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
3946 I think she's ready for the inflatable walking ball. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
3947 I had a bad feeling about taking a nap by the pool on sangria Saturday. There goes one of my nine lives 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3948 The curiosity, hold's the cat! 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
3949 Balancing cat act 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
3950 Whine tasting 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
3951 Honestly, this feels a more reasonable method of deciding who gets custody. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3952 This puts a whole new meaning to "hair ball," 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
3953 How can I get rid of these beta bottom dwellers 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3954 I don’t know Tim, it seems kind of catty to keep score. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
3955 A catastrophe waiting to happen. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3956 White privilege. Why aren’t we at the protests? 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
3957 *Record Scratch* *Freeze Frame* “You're probably wondering how I got here” 1.1449 0.01460 69 63 6 0
3958 Where are your meowsks? Gosh! You cat to be kitten me right meow!!! 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
3959 NO, I said Keep Away FROM ME 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
3960 I never signed up for this. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3961 Careful with your wine there, babe 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3962 I haven’t felt this alive since snowmageddon. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3963 Fluffy had a ball at the pool. 1.1449 0.05569 69 62 4 3
3964 Hump day 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3965 This cat on YouTube is making its owners afford another Monet. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3966 I am not a monkey. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
3967 Aren't you glad we broke out the mosCATo?" 🐱 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3968 When is this furlough over? 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3969 Oh Tommy, have you moved on from dropped dish towels, stray pieces of paper and circles of string? 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
3970 But Fluffy-kins loved to play “catch as cat can” with my late husband. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
3971 Ever since he was neutered he just won't leave this alone. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
3972 We can’t go to the beach, Fifi thinks it’s a huge litter box. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3973 Should we tell him that he is declawed? 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
3974 The cheese plate should be here in a minute. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3975 So this is how I spend my 9th life...what a bunch of meow-larkey! 1.1449 0.04742 69 59 8 1
3976 It's either a balancing act or an anagram of one. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
3977 Furball rules! 1.1449 0.03440 69 60 9 0
3978 This pool party is purrrfect. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
3979 Sequester me baby 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
3980 Let me down, I’m not kitten! 1.1449 0.05939 69 63 2 4
3981 Did you see Cats? I didn't like Cats. Did you like Cats? 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3982 I say we just ignore it since I didn't mean to let him out of the bag in the first place. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
3983 I told you not to let the cat out of the bag. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3984 That’ll teach him to cross our path.” 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
3985 He’s been watching side-shuffle vids on YouTube. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
3986 I haven't had enough wine to see the cat yet, Kev.... 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3987 I'm really not much of a drinker.... 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3988 Cats hate water sports. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3989 The fun is that we know what is bound to happen! 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
3990 The cat's out of the pool. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
3991 Who cares?... Only an egghead would think about the gravity of a situation! 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3992 See, honey? I told you the ghost of my childhood beach ball haunts the cat when she’s airborne. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
3993 In that moment, Kevin was struck by a vivid memory of his unit storming the beach in Normandy. 1.1449 0.02332 69 61 8 0
3994 If you grab it by the p___y you're out. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
3995 My last quatre cinq. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3996 I always get so nervous when they're down to their last life! 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3997 As Carl mastered mind control, he decided he would finally 1.1449 0.05569 69 62 4 3
3998 It was better on ZOOM. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3999 Wow! This is really the Cat's Meow! 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4000 Does Cleo know it floats? 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4001 Please don’t drink and dive! 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4002 Don't scratch the ball! 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4003 I would do anything to run away right now. *Meow* 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
4004 Aren't you glad we didn't get Saint Bernard? 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4005 Is this one clawed or declawed? 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4006 I’d just kill for a hot tin roof. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
4007 Dear, did you know that cats throw up? 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
4008 Man, it doesn't look so much like a yarn ball anymore. 1.1449 0.05569 69 62 4 3
4009 Cat on a hot pool ball 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4010 He just hasn't been the same since he was neutered, but we're making it work. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4011 Thank heaven for telekinesis or we’d have a wet cat. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4012 He said, she said ... how did I get in the middle of this? 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
4013 And they say American ingenuity is dead! 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4014 Really Harry ... Does Pussy Need To Be The Center Of Attention ... Every Date .... 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
4015 Well, the cat's out of the bag now. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4016 Well, he keeps his damn claws in now, for one thing. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4017 Did you trim the claws? 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4018 Goodbye, earthlings! I'm returning to my planet as soon as I get back into my flying saucer. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
4019 See, I told you it was easy to summon a feline power orb. Maybe next time you'll have a little more faith in our Dark Lord. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4020 More english. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4021 She will land on her feet, no matter what! 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
4022 It's a game for cat's that like the pool but not the water! 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
4023 That`s why I named her Yoda. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4024 That's my guy--always on the ball. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4025 I said higher goddammit! 1.1449 0.05569 69 62 4 3
4026 Honey, I told you I had the ball to throw him 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
4027 Let's call this game "Cats the ball". 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4028 Cat oh...Polo...Cat oh...Polo 1.1449 0.05569 69 62 4 3
4029 His nine lives are flashing before his eyes. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4030 I read somewhere that cats are more well-behaved if you traumatize them 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4031 he enjoys when we play CATch 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4032 Now just keep this going for a second, I'm going to Instagram this 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4033 You’re right, drinking a lot in the warm pool does make my World View different. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
4034 look honey, he's "having a ball" 1.1449 0.05569 69 62 4 3
4035 No, as always, I just happened to be here. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4036 What did we do for fun before the cat got a hydocoele? 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4037 The day the artist just stopped caring 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4038 I've heard of monkey in the middle but this is crazy! 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
4039 This isn't possible. I must be dreaming. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4040 Thanks to me, there is balance in this relationship. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4041 Fluffy's on the ball again. Why is she so literal? 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4042 My cat is your cat 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4043 Can't use your claws! 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4044 Now thats a perfect toss... 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
4045 He's an old soul. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4046 I don't think the cat is overly impressed with our drinking game. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4047 Two points for a double somersault 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4048 I don't mind. I just wish he didn't do it on the ping pong table. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4049 I knew I should’ve trimmed my claws before this trip. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
4050 One beach ball; two beach ball. One cat; big splat. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4051 Am I really so fat that I look like a beach ball? 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
4052 You can't drop the ball. I want to play and your house cat hates water. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
4053 I used to play this game as a kid...but then mom made us stop when Marcy was disfigured. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4054 An indoor swimming pool, a glass of wonderful wine, and a very ballsy cat. What more could you ask for? 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
4055 No claws, Muffin...Such a good kitty! 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
4056 Bless Us, Oh Mighty Cat God! 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4057 C’mon honey, if you can’t juggle this, how are you going to handle divorce? 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
4058 You have pickelball, dear. I play furball. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
4059 I'm drunk. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4060 It's either this or a "hot tin roof" but isolation is a must! 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
4061 The cat always wins. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
4062 I never thought of this as foreplay, either, but the marriage counselor did say 'wet, wine, pussy and balls'. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4063 I preferred “monkey-in-the-middle” 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4064 This is why I wanted an indoor pool cat. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4065 I need a 300 hour nap. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4066 But what if the cat wasn’t there? 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
4067 Oh Hef! You're the utmost! 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
4068 So NOW who wants their claws clipped! 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4069 She’s an in-ground pool cat. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4070 The vet put him on a balanced diet. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
4071 They’d be cute on Instagram 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4072 I'm surprised she hasn't popped the ball. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4073 Feeling Ready for Vegas, Monica and Ben levitate their cat on a ball over water. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
4074 I just love when Basil gets her exercise. 1.1449 0.05569 69 62 4 3
4075 Pool? I'm over it. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
4076 After a couple of drinks, Mal and Thalma thought balling the cat would solve all the world's problems. 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
4077 Tomorrow, let's try it with a frisbee. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4078 Of course it's enjoing that. Well you know cats … 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4079 Cheryl spun a good yarn during a casual pool hang. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4080 Where’s YouTube when we need it? 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4081 CAT-ch the CAT-a-pulted cat, or it'll rain cats and d-... oh, wait... 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
4082 Catch the furball” 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
4083 Did I ever tell you my best friend in second grade was black? 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
4084 She always sits in what whatever we are doing. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
4085 Hoomans, wear your mask and stay indoors for my sake! 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
4086 He’s been very clingy ever since quarantine. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
4087 Come on! If we can keep her on the ball for 2 minutes, she'll fill our wine glasses and stop meowing. 1.1429 0.04213 70 59 10 0
4088 Cat-on-ball!!! 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4089 Yeah, who cares that the world is in chaos, we have a pool.” 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
4090 It’s amazing what keto can do. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4091 I guess I should consider day drinking as well 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
4092 'Taking the cat for a toss' didn't quite have the same ring to it as 'talking the dog for a walk, but it was an excuse to leave the house more often. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4093 I told ya we shoulda had him spayed 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
4094 What's that, Harry? Cat got your ball? 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
4095 This was not what Oliver had in mind when he begged to be an outdoor cat. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
4096 Ha! And you wanted to have him fixed! 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
4097 Relax, it’s fine! Oscar has nine lives, I only have one Pilates class left in my package. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4098 What did you THINK I meant when I said, “kitty pool”? 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
4099 „The floor is lava“ 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4100 Quarantine, schmorantine - I don’t see what the big deal is... we’re still doing the same thing we would be doing on any normal Tuesday. Isn’t that right Reginald?!” - Karen 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4101 It’s a lot better when you’re in control 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
4102 'Catball' 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
4103 „Just another manic Monday“ 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
4104 I’m ballast? I thought there were going to be rats? 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4105 Um guys, not all of us have missed being outside. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4106 We’re not out of touch. As “they” say we’re ‘ballin’. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4107 ‘I should have opted for the cat in the bag job’ 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
4108 This is almost as much fun as investing in the stock market. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4109 New workout buddy. 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
4110 ‘Whitney, Go hang on the Clothesline. Stop making it aquard between us’ 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4111 Cat(aught) in the middle 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
4112 How am I always the monkey in the middle 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4113 Follow the bouncing ball they said 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
4114 If only tossing this ball qualified as cardio 1.1429 0.03689 70 60 9 0
4115 I saw on the news we should keep social distancing. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4116 I just came here for the wine 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4117 Remember that ball riding our cat 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
4118 I checked and this hotel has a solid equity and inclusion policy for all pets of color. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4119 Hmm...so this is what the buck must feel like. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4120 It’s like hot potato! Except devastatingly more dangerous! 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4121 A rousing game of CATch. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4122 I try so hard to restrain my knee-jerk “claws out” responses... 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
4123 Cat Ballou ! (Ok, I'm old...) 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4124 Karen and Kevin were just too busy giving their cat hydrotherapy to make it to the#BLM protest. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4125 # “Look what the cat dragged in!” 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4126 I'm really not feline this game. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4127 He’s definitely thinking how to feed them to the tiger #CaroleBaskin 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
4128 How much longer did the vet recommend we do this? 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4129 This was ranked as THE low to medium risk summer activity. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
4130 Simmer down humans. I can pop this ball in a minute. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
4131 Is that a bald eagle? 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
4132 Caturdays are a splash...God, I hate us. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4133 High maintenance? Are you kidding? 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
4134 Double the fun! 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
4135 Nothing’s gonna change my world 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
4136 if our marriage can survive quarantine, it can survive anything 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
4137 Just a cat having a ball! 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
4138 Even with wine - Catball just isn’t the same at home.... 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4139 Honey, I don't want to go to Karen and Calvin's for game night, they take caturday way to seriously" 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4140 'Since Wipeout was cancelled, people had to get creative' 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
4141 Hey cat, why don't'cha lighten up? 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4142 what is this comic trying to say? someone sent it to me and wouldnt say what it is happening. please someone explain it to me? 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4143 YOU get the cat! .......... NO ..... YOU get the cat! 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4144 Well at least I have nine lives 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
4145 Just a few more times and I think he’ll be ready to ride along in our bouncy RV. 1.1429 0.04678 70 60 8 1
4146 Clyde the pound found street wise cat that knew the world revolved only around him anticipated that in short order his animal loving rescuers would realize this fact too! 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4147 His former owner was an umpire. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4148 What in the world made us think she would be the pet? 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4149 Wait, where did this ball come from? 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
4150 How do you like your #meow2.com now? 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4151 She's still on top of her game. 1.1429 0.01804 70 64 5 1
4152 I know it’s in the cat sitting instructions, but this is a little much. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4153 First one to catapoolt the other's wine glass wins. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
4154 tranquility...tranquility 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
4155 This 'new normal' sex isn't so bad! 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4156 Just wait till you see what we do after two glasses of wine... 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4157 I think we should go on AGT. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
4158 I'm so glad I decided to come to tonight's Meow Mixer! 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
4159 His cat-and-mouse game has been one-sided since we hired that exterminator. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
4160 Play ball Mr. Manfred! 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
4161 This therapy cat really helps me relax in all kinds of situations. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
4162 Don't you LOVE playing with our pussy and ball? 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
4163 You're right... this is more fun than Marco Polo. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4164 How to dye your pool water red: Option 9 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4165 Funny, where I'm from we call this "drown the cat." 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4166 I guess he thought BYOB meant "bring your own ball." 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4167 Stop complaining. The only other one they had left, came with an octopus. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4168 I haven't had this much fun in a dog's age. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4169 I knew we didn't need to have kids honey! 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
4170 Honey, am I drunk or is Mittens a part of the ball now? 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
4171 You idiots. You know cats hate water but go ahead and have your fun. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4172 I gave him a cat-a-tonic 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4173 I’m tired of this divorce back and forth 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
4174 Our gin and tonics will win over this catatonic beach ball hoarder. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4175 No kneading Boots. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
4176 Time to throw in the towel... 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4177 And you thought we should get a Great Dane. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
4178 What’s on your mind? 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
4179 Nice of him to let us play with this 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4180 Frank your inner alleycat shows up at the most inconvenient times. 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
4181 Either we stay home and amuse the cat, or fly to your mother's and get swabs stuck up our noses. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4182 Justice for Breonna Taylor 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4183 If you hate cats-do this : On the count of three drop the ball. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4184 Who knew wine in the afternoon could get a cat so bouncy 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
4185 What a thrill without even leaving the house. 1.1429 0.03396 70 60 9 0
4186 If we don’t count, the cat won’t drown. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
4187 We are training him for Cirque du Cats 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4188 One drop on me and I shred your curtains. 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
4189 There'll be hell to pay if this giant ball of yarn gets wet! 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4190 Second base was more fun in February. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4191 Wow Martha, that super glue really does work!! 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4192 My feline right is to be vertically superior to the lowly humans, but I am concerned this delightful game will turn into a water sacrifice. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
4193 If our marriage is contingent on keeping the cat out of the pool,I think we are in trouble! 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
4194 Her father was a circus lion and her mother was a house cat that warned of the dangers of swimming within 60 minutes of eating. 1.1429 0.03396 70 61 9 0
4195 Did you remember to declaw her? 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
4196 beach balls and pool cats, fine wine and T I M E." 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
4197 Just smile and remain calm and maybe we will live through this. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
4198 I miss our pre-TikTok cat. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4199 With the casinos closed the Jones' play Kitty Roulette. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
4200 Cat Balloon. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
4201 Now you will bring me tunafish. OBEY! 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4202 The novel social distancing method! 1.1429 0.02307 70 62 8 0
4203 I just want to relax 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
4204 COVID-19. Remember? 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4205 This is fun and you said you don't like cats. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
4206 When you called me a fur ball, I didn't think you meant it literally. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4207 After three months staying at home, they tired of scrabble and invented "catball." 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
4208 What's your cat's name, Fauci? 1.1429 0.03076 70 63 6 1
4209 Yep. King of the World 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4210 She’s such a cute little kitty when she’s terrified. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4211 So, who's ready to play Marco Polo? 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
4212 So glad we stole that witch’s cat 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
4213 Sheba's turned social distancing into an Olympic sport!" 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4214 When I told her it was for her instagram, she refused to wear the water wings. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4215 He's much more fun to play with now that he's declawed. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4216 The Levitation is working!! 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4217 This is how I lost my first baby. 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
4218 I think she's finished both our glass, Harry. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4219 The pet-friendly hotel was such a great idea. Molly is having a ball. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4220 A day of fun at the anti-PETA spa. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4221 Mr. Whiskers is so happy to be included, next up the free style volley ball. 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
4222 I told him this is how you become an astronaut. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4223 C'mon, it's much better than beach blanket bingo. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4224 Of course Tabby's enjoying herself. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4225 Key-cat was especially disappointed they wouldn't be on "America's Got Talent" because levitation only worked in the pool. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4226 maybe this is fun for you but I want off! 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
4227 And to think, we used to like going outside! 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
4228 he can focus. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4229 Looks like the Roomba training paid off! 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
4230 Social distancing isn’t too bad if you have a playful cat. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4231 Mark and Brenda wouldn't be able to call Felix a sourpuss after this. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4232 Best Covid-19 dream ever! 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
4233 Whee, Mr. Duddykins, Whee! Right? 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
4234 We’ll match our pre-lockdown income with only 7.5 billion more likes. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4235 Sure, cats know when they're being rescued. 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
4236 Just don’t say oh rats if you miss. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4237 COVID-19 Pool Party 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
4238 I thought you said you had Topsy declawed. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4239 Show us the way, levitating cat god! 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
4240 She'll be fine, I had her declawed. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4241 ...and if he falls on my side, I clean the litter box. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4242 "Well, they call this 'catic' electricity." 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4243 A fun way to CATapult a beachball. 1.1429 0.05493 70 63 4 3
4244 It's nice that Muffy is getting some exercise. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4245 Unfortunately for Marty, the couple's quarantine activities included telekinesis 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
4246 Cat-ch!, he said, so she did. 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
4247 Not what I expected when you said you wanted to play 'PussyBall,' but I'm pleasantly surprised 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
4248 Saturday 1.1364 0.04257 66 55 9 0
4249 It's insane what angles can do to our perceptions 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
4250 Do you think we should host a pool party this weekend? We are still social distancing and the cat isn’t exactly a human. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
4251 Telekinetic cat distracts couple from crippling society 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
4252 Just another Caturday afternoon in quarantine. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
4253 look at my balls. LOOK AT THEM 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
4254 The cat refuses to move but we will continue throwing the beach ball in the pool. We are having fun doing this. 1.1364 0.05666 66 60 3 3
4255 Is it the national ‘I love my feet’ day or they should be fired for working from home? 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
4256 It’s bad enough Major League Baseball can’t get it’s act together. Now these people want to throw me around without wearing face masks? 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
4257 feline mammal usually having thick soft fur and no ability to swim; your turn" ❤ 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
4258 Where is the dog when we need him? 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
4259 And you said day drinking WOULDN’T help us get any work done 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
4260 Did long did they say this vaccine would take? 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
4261 Honesty, we should have started doing this sooner! 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
4262 See? All cats love to party. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
4263 Boy, I’m never going to one of their parties again! 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
4264 I wonder how many lives he used up 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
4265 I have entered new dimension 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
4266 I think they're getting more out of my immersion therapy than I am... 1.1364 0.03335 66 58 8 0
4267 Sorry, I'm confused. You named him Mark Spitz because he hisses all the time? 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
4268 After a few glasses of wine this cat will do anything. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
4269 Now, stand on your head! 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
4270 What could go wrong? 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
4271 OK, the winner is the first one to grab the pussy! 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
4272 It's the one thing a cat will do that a dog won't. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
4273 They don’t have the balls to leave me at home. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
4274 How many lives do we have left? 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
4275 Isn't it the cat in the hat? 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
4276 Really. Puss is having a ball! 1.1364 0.01527 66 62 4 0
4277 And, then, he extended his claws. Oh, the carnage! 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
4278 Thank God for retractable claws 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
4279 I thought maybe this would help. But he just hasn't been the same since he saw James Corden as Bustopher Jones. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
4280 I think the cat’s had too much wine! 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
4281 This sure beats the ribbon-on-a-string thing." 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
4282 A beach ball struggles to balance cat while pleasing silly humans in its bathtub. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
4283 I guess we forgot to stamp the invitations. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
4284 We look so cute. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
4285 They don't like water. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
4286 We’ve run out of cat food. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
4287 She's on the ball - permanently! 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
4288 I've seen that look before, George. Rasputin wants to open the inflation valve! 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
4289 Just 3 out of 9 to go ... 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
4290 Please Karen, i'm begging you! 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
4291 This 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
4292 This is much more fun than sticking tape to her paws! 1.1364 0.04773 66 57 7 1
4293 The vet insisted that I give Boots some exercise. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4294 What a playful boy! 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4295 Ah, crap, hang on. I gotta hop on a Zoom call with the plebs at 3. I have to dry off and sober up— would you mind hanging up the fake bookshelf backdrop with White Fragility and all that shit on it? They’ve gotta think we’re still in Cobble Hill. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
4296 And look... Mittens' taking a liking to you 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
4297 All about inflatable”- The pool series SS/2 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
4298 I stopped trying to understand things 3 years ago 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
4299 I wonder if God has patented the idea of a round madhouse. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
4300 Fluffy's had a bit too much 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
4301 The dog days are REALLY over! 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
4302 A new low for the ‘performative ally-cat’ 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
4303 2019 - play with the ball; 2020 - become the ball 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
4304 Just swimming with white purrrivilege. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
4305 And this was the moment when Jerry finally realized that the “toys” never really were, for the cat. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
4306 I want quarantines’ custody 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
4307 the-cat-in-the-middle attack 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
4308 Is this a #newnormal way of playing Russian Roulette? 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
4309 It was their first date...Tom wasn’t quite sure what he was getting into, but he could tell Sharon was having a ball. Her cat? Not so much... 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
4310 ...and that was the last time Felix volunteered to be their designated driver. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
4311 Honey, please look the other way for a moment. This could get ugly. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
4312 Hon, you did remember to get the cat's claws clipped today didn't you? 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
4313 Without baseball this summer, they formed their own M.L.B.-Moggy League Beachball 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
4314 That’s enough Peace Train, lets move on to Moonshadow. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
4315 Would you believe, I just say "Catsup" and my little Snookums is right on the ball! 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
4316 If we didn’t declaw then this game certainly wouldn’t work. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
4317 Fail me and I will fail your shoes 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
4318 Fueling a fling and a falling felines fleeing feeling. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
4319 If so much as a drop of water gets on me as they play their silly game I will drown them in hair balls. 1.1250 0.05223 64 58 4 2
4320 I think it's time to get this show on TV. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
4321 I'm not worried. I have a few lives left...Hmn or do I?! 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
4322 I hope he knows how to dog paddle, just in case. 1.1250 0.05223 64 58 4 2
4323 We only adopt rescue animals. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
4324 Whoever misses cleans the litter box ... after happy hour, naturally.! 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
4325 I don’t know where she is but her catnip is gone 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
4326 I thought they sleep in a ball, not on it. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
4327 Purrfect 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
4328 Drinking in a pool with our cat is so non-quarantine behavior. We aren't even wearing mask, Governor Cuomo! 1.1250 0.05223 64 58 4 2
4329 Stop the world I want to get off. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
4330 Admit it, Edgar - You couldn't do this with a golf ball. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
4331 Have another drink. Soon you’ll believe it’s a pink elephant you’re tossing around. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
4332 This is so fun! Wouldn't it be a shame if little fluffy were to... oh I don't know... drown,leaving the entire family fortune to me? Mwahaha! 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
4333 Don't you trust us? 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
4334 She isnt going to sit still for this. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
4335 Election 2020 - Trumps ballot box phobia 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
4336 After we finish this game, I got another one I call 'find the python'. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
4337 Good we have acknowledged our cat's dreams. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
4338 We should definitely to post this on FaceBook. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
4339 You see, Cleo, how much better off you are declawed 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
4340 Honey, careful, it’s a peaceful protest. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
4341 I think she knows this is what happens when we're on our second bottle. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
4342 Fluffy prefers this game to bowling, eh, Fluff? 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
4343 Try not to think about where the pool water came from. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
4344 Did you let the cat out of the bag? 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
4345 Other cats always land on their feet, but Mr. Whiskers isn't like other cats, are you, Mr. Whiskers? 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
4346 ``She's pretending not to know.'' 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4347 Don't be scared, Kevin. 1.1231 0.05146 65 59 4 2
4348 Well now I’m only 3 ft apart at most humans 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4349 She just loves having us around all the time 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4350 perched atop systemic racism right meow. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4351 See, sweetie? That's how non-flat earth works 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4352 All hail her divine highness, catlord 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4353 ' Where is Gravity ? ' 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4354 Ca[n]'t get over it 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4355 Me hanging in there in 2020 on Earth. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4356 Gotta say “this cat weighs way more than I thought”. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4357 That cat adoption agency never told us this one would be such a baller. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4358 You’re sure this isn’t cheating? 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4359 Can’t you guys just leave me alone 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4360 We have life insurance, right? 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4361 Bernard thought he had impressed them by leaving the bag, but found he had to up his game. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4362 He’s right, sometimes it’s best to just ignore dangerous situations and hope they work out for the best 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4363 And I thought quarantine would be relaxing... 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4364 Cat: Wait - is this what hair ball means? 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4365 I told you honey. Her mother worked at circus ! 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4366 It’s a marvelous circus act! 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4367 Arrest the Cops Who Killed Breonna Taylor 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4368 How does Mr. Whiskers endure this chaos without also being drunk? 1.1148 0.05278 61 56 3 2
4369 The neighbors worship a vibrating cat on a ball 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4370 Well, honey! The pet psychologist says it will calm her nerves...! 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4371 Way to put the cat in ‘catch’, honey. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4372 All hail the majestic levitating cat 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4373 Well, I guess she's right, she fits. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4374 This cat is woke 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4375 Get your Cat off my ball! 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4376 Wingardium Leviousa!.....I told you if we drank enough wine it would work! 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4377 I think the cat likes it. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4378 This is more fun to do in the pool! 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4379 Shouldn’t I being playing with this ball, eh... they always do what I say anyway. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4380 It's 2020, This is no way to treat a member of the household. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4381 I wish they’d get a room already. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4382 Besides always falling on his paws, he trains for levitating above water in his next life 1.1148 0.01653 61 56 5 0
4383 This is the cat’s meow! 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4384 Is he judging us for our white privilege or am i wrong? 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4385 So this was the humans call a kitty party 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4386 Seems like he doesn’t want to swim with the fishes 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4387 How about we don’t share my ball? 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4388 At least all that Jedi training was for something. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4389 No, it’s your turn to feed him 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4390 when they said - let's put him on the top - they were definitely not meaning their affection 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4391 When you think you are high because you see your cat sitting on the ball but it actually sits there after having the full bottle 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4392 Essential workers living that balanced life...or is it that life in the balance? 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4393 « did they mean close or claws? » 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4394 I love our new levatating ball and cat. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4395 I knew they were the pool peeing type. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 6 0
4396 The ball is in no one's court. Leave me alone, please. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4397 Where’s my damn drink? 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4398 No.. . The beach ball is not mine 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4399 Purrrr! 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4400 Good call with the catnip, Whiskers has been a ball of fun. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4401 Letting him in the room during my online therapy sessions have worked wonders for his anxiety 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4402 9 minutes? Feels more like 9 lives sitting here 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4403 Turns out curiosity didn’t kill the cat, WE DID 1.1148 0.05278 61 56 3 2
4404 Has the cartoonist ever even seen a car in real life? 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4405 At least they're not on their cellphones. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4406 This is quite the balancing act! 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4407 I thought you told the Robinsons you were protesting today 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4408 I thought they only passed the buck around! 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4409 To think you wanted to get him fixed! 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4410 Social distancing is fun! 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4411 Now just imagine the cat is our financial situation. Let's play! 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4412 We're about to enter Phase 2, Chowder! 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4413 Activity time at Silence Blanc vineyards 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4414 Fur load 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4415 As Gwyneth Paltrow releases a candle that smells like an orgasm so early reviews suggest it's a bit of an anti-climax . 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4416 By the second bottle, Amanda felt it was a mere formality that Catastrophe would be included in the next Olympics. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4417 Cat On a Hot Beach Ball ...reminds me of that Tennessee Williams Play! 1.1148 0.05278 61 56 3 2
4418 You wet my couch, Cleo. Now it’s my turn 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4419 Close your eyes and it's like we're in Aruba. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4420 Mitzi is so on-the-ball -- her college education really paid off! 1.1148 0.05278 61 56 3 2
4421 Much easier to play than monkey in the middle. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4422 Yet, another cocktail catastrophe 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4423 I like this game Don’t Dump the Cat 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4424 You did clip her claws right? 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4425 It looks like Funicello’s been hypnotized. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4426 Rockin' Robin! Last Spotted, Summer of 69', Woodstock N.Y. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4427 Choupette was never treated like this. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4428 Can you believe it, she's demanding to meet Putin? 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4429 Cat's up. I know we decided not to spend the duration eating but can we pick up French Fries later? 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4430 Honey, would you please catch Mr. Whiskers on the next toss. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4431 She gives new meaning to the Jellicle Ball. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4432 Hope our new cat-sitter is staying on top of things! 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4433 Cat on a hot plastic beach ball 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4434 I wonder why cats hate the water so? 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4435 When you said "wanna play some pussy ball," I wasn't thinking it would be like this. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4436 It looks like they are having a ball. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4437 I'm not a dog i can't swim 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4438 It's a different ball game, now. 1.1148 0.02450 61 57 3 1
4439 I know it's frowned on, but he was already declawed when I adopted him. 1.1148 0.01653 61 59 2 0
4440 The cat will get wet, of this we can be sure. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4441 Lately I feel he’s been bringing work home with him 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4442 Yeah baby, who's the cars As S now b itch..? 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4443 I know they always land on their feet but this must be extraordinary 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4444 This is way more fun than when we were teenagers, putting a cat in the dryer at the laundromat! 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4445 Three more volleys and we give kitty another drink. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4446 Who's a fraidy-cat now? 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4447 One wrong move , you’ve got an enemy for life ! 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4448 Is it me, or did that last bottle have a 'hot tin' aftertaste?" 1.1148 0.05278 61 56 3 2
4449 Go ahead Lucifer, land on your feet. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4450 I love these new social distancing games. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4451 ...it’s my superpower; I can always tell when and who pee’d in the pool... 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4452 Catch got your tongue? 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4453 Freud said "you should be wasted when you spend time with cats." 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4454 You shoosh him this time!! 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4455 I sit upon the ball of colors. I us my claws to hold on. Next thing I know, I am in the deathly waters. oh, why must this go on. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4456 Fur ball fun 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4457 We only have to do this nine times cuz the cat is on the ball! 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4458 ha ha! we CAN play CATch. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4459 Wow, the things you can do with a cat to pass the time 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4460 Finders. Keepers! 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4461 Told you she'd wake up eventually. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4462 Isn’t being white great? 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4463 These are two of the most unimaginative staffers I've ever had! 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4464 Solomon says let Felix decide who get to keep him in the divorce settlement. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4465 Beats the hell out of hairballs! 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4466 Higher, Greg! We want five stars when we return him after the pandemic." 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4467 Sorry...did you say POLE CAT? 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4468 And they think hairballs are a problem! 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4469 This gato negro wine may not be the best ever but the free gift is fantastic. 1.1148 0.05278 61 56 3 2
4470 Back and forth! Back and forth!. Back and forth between two winos. This is not going to end well. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4471 Furball has become clingy since switching to generic catnip. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4472 Yes, my vet had this cool bonus offer. The ball came with the cat! 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4473 I told you the forecast is always wrong, where are the dogs? 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4474 Why are they playing this game over water? 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4475 She seems worried we'll eat her after we're through playing with her. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4476 C'mon Kevin, stop hitting like a pussy! 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4477 Twenty bucks says the claws come out in less than two more tosses. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4478 I thought YOLO would be less. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4479 Murray appeared audaciously unnerved and slightly annoyed as his inebriated humans sought to test the theory he would “land on all fours“ – becoming the foremost fastidious feline to walk on water. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4480 The world is not flat! 1.1148 0.05278 61 56 3 2
4481 He loves beach balls and meeting new people. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4482 He only does this with people he likes but wants to hate. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4483 You were right, declawing "Spanky" was a great idea. Now we can play all day with one ball. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4484 She doesn't care for double entendre. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4485 Smile Kitty, we're on ESPN! 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4486 After nine misses games over 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4487 Melania is doing her balancing act! 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4488 I think we'll get a definite 'Yes' from Simon and even the 'Golden Buzzer'. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4489 Just HAD to land on my feet again, huh 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4490 whee? 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4491 More whine? 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4492 George you’re not doing it right. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4493 Don't worry dear, I've counted all nine lives and this will be the tenth and the cat's last! 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4494 This was harder when we had that pet lion. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4495 Thank goodness the dog is on quaaludes 1.1148 0.05278 61 56 3 2
4496 I can’t stop her from jumping on it or peeing in the pool. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4497 man's best frenemy 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4498 I love the new amenities hotels are offering for safe distancing 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4499 H-air resistance 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4500 Quarantined at home he's also learned to swim. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4501 Its okay if I fall.. I have 9 lives. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4502 He likes to bounce around between the two of us so this is perfect play time! 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4503 It's fun, but I do miss my goat yoga......... 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4504 This will teach him to stop playing with our beach ball. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4505 Isn't it amazing how no matter how much the ball spins and bounces, the cat never touches the water! 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4506 He is wonderful for this sort of thing, but huge hair balls come out of the front end. 1.1148 0.04115 61 53 6 0
4507 Yoga for cats - I need my exercise 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4508 In the event of a water landing, your purrr-sonal flotation device can be found beneath your seat 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4509 A new take on an old game - Cat in the Middle! 1.1148 0.05278 61 56 3 2
4510 Isn't Superglue fun? 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4511 She ate the monkey from the middle. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4512 After 3 months in quarantine, Marge and Tom's drinking games elevated to new levels - the person to dunk the cat loses their wine and has to save the cat without getting scratched. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4513 This will give him something to dream about 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4514 you better work on your form Harold, we’re up against PETA in the semifinals. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4515 This will remind me that I want catsup on our hamburgers! 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4516 cat on a hot tin ball 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4517 He loves playing with yarn balls, but hates the water, so I thought I’d give this a try. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4518 The only thing missing in this game is the toaster floating on an air mattress. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4519 Bat around the little birdie doesn't seem so fun now, does it? 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4520 Good Grief! While I’m thrilled to be off Tennessee’s hot tin roof, I’m not sure this situation is any better. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4521 Nine, eight, seven, six . . . 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4522 Ugh! Weeeee! 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4523 And to think people say cats are aloof! 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4524 The power of Christ compels you! The power of Christ compels you! The power of Christ COMPELS you! 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4525 "Bill and Mary decide who is the pussy. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4526 We better send this to the Contest Department for a caption. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4527 First storyboard for the origin story of “Catman”. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4528 I find this all a bit metaphorical, don't you? 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4529 Haha yes. The telekinesis juice worked 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4530 Felines on top, seals on the bottom-- otherwise catastrophic consequences. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4531 Much more fun than a barrel of monkeys! 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4532 It's like she doesn't even know we are here. 1.1148 0.05278 61 56 3 2
4533 I think we know who got into the heroin. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4534 If we are going to reenact my dream ,you should be wearing a 10 gallon hat and there should be a half naked santa playing the oboe in the kids pool" 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4535 See? Playing with the cat is fun after you’ve had a few drinks. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4536 Look what the beach ball dragged in! 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4537 We can be on America's Funniest Home Videos. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4538 Always liked being tossed around 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
4539 Well, honey, technically Geoffrey IS in the middle 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
4540 Hey would you watch a show on Netflix about a cat being thrown around on a pool ball? Because I would! 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
4541 Whoever drops it has to clean the litter box 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
4542 She started out riding the Roomba, and things developed from there. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
4543 I’d feel better if they didn’t always drop the ball on stuff... 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
4544 There’s more than one way to swing a cat. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
4545 Beer pong got boring, this will be much more exciting. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
4546 I’ve got to find a new gig. This is the 3rd IG live feed they’re doing today. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
4547 Thank God i’m adopted 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
4548 You know, this furlough thing isn’t all that bad. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
4549 Well, it beats her knocking over our Chianti. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
4550 Careful! I only have 3 lives left. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
4551 We finally figured out how to make the ball levitate!” “I hope the cat doesn’t ruin it. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
4552 They go ballistic over this 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
4553 First they take my good leg, now levitation? 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
4554 Pop goes the weasel 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
4555 I told you we didn't need to have kids! 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
4556 This isn’t what I had in mind when you said we’re gonna have fun, Karen 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
4557 It's your fault. No, it's your fault! 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
4558 Go back to your work, hooman! This lockdown is killin' me. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
4559 The only thing that quietly controls me more than my phone. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
4560 Honey, the cat's got my ball(s)! 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
4561 « You can leave the cat on the balloon once you’re done rubbing it. And voilà, the magic of static electricity » 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
4562 After “just one more glass,” Pete finds himself closer to God than ever before. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
4563 Do you want to end with a big bounce, or just drop your arms and let the ball fall? 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
4564 This cat nip infused wine have me tripping cat balls 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
4565 Time for our favourite game: pass the precarious pussy in the pool 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
4566 To be is to do, said Socrate. To do is to be, said Jean-Paul Sartre. Tobedobedo, said Frank Sinatra and meow me. Tobedobedo. Tobedobedo. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
4567 What makes you think this is better as a drinking game, guys? 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
4568 Dropping the ball 2020”: consequences America faces for inadequacies in race relations, LGBTQ rights, and infectious diseas 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
4569 Get too close and she’ll claw you 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
4570 Always blue, always blue, always blue! 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
4571 This ball has a two-star rating on Amazon 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
4572 I was hoping for wine when I asked to join them by the pool 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
4573 So much for trying not to be a black cat this summer. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
4574 The cat is out the bag now .I think he has enough of us hanging around the house too much . 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
4575 Whiskers seems extra purrrturbed as of late... 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
4576 A Hot Tin Roof is purr-ferred. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
4577 Cats cradle was too high brow for us 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
4578 some times the wine works just fine and i go nuts 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
4579 I’ve heard of cats being on the ball but this is ridiculous! 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
4580 Roomba Kitty's much cooler, older sister. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
4581 Meow mixed metaphors are amazing! 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
4582 I am waiting for Netflix to give me a call, so much to say in my tell-all. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
4583 Best. Summer. Ever. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
4584 Cat-a-tonic?” You think that’s funny, do you 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
4585 Just your average game of catball. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
4586 Can you believe this isn’t butter? 1.1034 0.01739 58 56 2 0
4587 Selling out for a free cruise isn't the worst thing I've done. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
4588 Well obviously, it wasn't designed to fall 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
4589 After several failed leash attempts, Bob and Judy found the purrfect exercise. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
4590 Now, you can exercise *for* your cat!! 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
4591 And yet it moves" - Catlileo Catlile 1.1034 0.02683 58 53 5 0
4592 Cat: What kind of house has a swimming pool next to the dining table? 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
4593 She’s, at least, having a ball. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
4594 Looks like he's having a ball. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
4595 New drinking game. Chug every time he ignores us. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
4596 This cat has us whipped! 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
4597 I'm so glad we decided on getting a sitter for the weekend. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
4598 Beach ball, more like cat ball amirite, Harold? 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
4599 we're teaching him resilience. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
4600 Maybe the "hot tin roof" game would have been a better choice after the second bottle. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
4601 Playing beachcat ball was a welcome diversion from sitting on a hot tin roof. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
4602 Oh! I just realized that I forgot to clip his claws today! 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
4603 I think stay at home orders has given our cat a hard time! 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
4604 This is going better than the time you made her play Categories 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
4605 Cat’s the Pickle! 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
4606 And you said de-clawing the cat would be cruel! 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
4607 I just love how you put the cat back in catch. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
4608 She is the granddaughter of a cat on the hot tin roof. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
4609 George, 39, having accepted that he didn't want to spend the rest of his life alone, and that no one is perfect, agrees to take Skittles to Aruba. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
4610 Ollie Ollie In Free 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
4611 Great idea! I tried to levitate my poodle, but he wouldn't sit still. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
4612 MAN: The key is returning it without putting any SPIN on it!" WIFE: "For heaven sakes Harry, what if the SPCA is watching!" 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
4613 What's in this wine? Because I see a cat descending from heaven" 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
4614 I told you the cat would land on his feet if we threw him with the beach ball. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
4615 Should we consult with the vet about this lump on the backside? 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
4616 I love my "Kitty Pong" game! 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
4617 Beats pin the tail on the donkey 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
4618 I'm a very stable kitty cat. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
4619 Well, its better than hair balls! 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
4620 Let's call this the Cat Planchette move. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
4621 To hell with Maru and his stupid boxes, this will bust all cat vid viewing records on YouTube! 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
4622 His fear is so cute. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
4623 I'm glad we had her nails clipped before we got in the pool! 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
4624 For Tuffy, being able to land on all fours was just the beginning. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
4625 We could also do this with buttered toast. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
4626 Ever heard of a pussy pool? 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
4627 Stop it! I can't be in two places at once! 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
4628 Hehehe. I told my humans the new Pool Roomba was a beach ball. They still believe the Roomba in the kitchen is my cat carrier! 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
4629 But where's the box? 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
4630 Don't worry about it. Besides, old Cannonball here is pretty good at landing on his feet. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
4631 I'm staying here till you get rid of that Muss-cat wine! 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
4632 Being rich in quarantine is great! 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
4633 The cat on the ball up against the wall heeded the call not to fall That's the story y'all 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
4634 We'll catch your Pokemon with a curveball first, then we'll celebrate 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
4635 But if she feels insecure and digs in, game over! 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
4636 Don’t worry—he always lands on his feet. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
4637 We can keep this up as long as he doesn't dig his claws in. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
4638 Being both WOKE and RICH has never been more of a balance thing. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
4639 This is so much more fun than getting kitty off our kitchen sink while we’re sequestered. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
4640 Well I don’t have any Kettlebells so this will just have to do . 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
4641 Good thing we de-clawed her, or it would be Pop goes our little weasel. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
4642 It never fails... cats can actually levitate. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
4643 Tell me again why we tolerate that son-of-a-bitch. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
4644 Now, isn’t this more fun than Rat Ball?! 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
4645 See...way more fun than that cat cafe! 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
4646 Okay, now you pretend to be Schrödinger. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
4647 I believe the beach ball has knocked your left eye out of its socket". 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
4648 I don’t think when we called him BRADY he would deflate all our balls!! 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
4649 "Remind me to double up on catnip next time." 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
4650 I just love a good game of cat-ch. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
4651 I caught that stray at a motel. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
4652 It IS loads of fun - but I think Schroedinger will want him back soon. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
4653 Since being furloughed from work- the Binghams develop an act for America’s Got Talent. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
4654 I just wish we’d put our glasses on the ball instead of the cat. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
4655 Honey, why did you bring the children in the cat cage? 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
4656 Morris' Shelter-in-Place retirement was not working out as planned. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
4657 It's ok... The abject fear comes from years of practice. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
4658 You definitely don't want to drop the ball! 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
4659 I thought you meant he was just really smart... 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
4660 Can I be with you I don’t like this man I like women better Parker lyon 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
4661 Careful with the holes! 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
4662 I'm so glad the vet recommended we toss a ball with the cat! 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
4663 Do you think he’s thirsty? 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
4664 They’re almost ready 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
4665 He’s stubborn and unhappy, just like you. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
4666 She's so lucky to have parents that know about desensitization. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
4667 The story is, he ate that mouse from "The Green Mile". 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
4668 Cats do have a great sense of balance, as you can see! Next we’ll have test out its nine lives. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
4669 "She's trying to tell us we can balance our crises." 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
4670 Time to risk it all 1.1034 0.05326 58 54 2 2
4671 You’re right, that cat does big balls 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
4672 And they said we 'weren't Jedi material.' 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
4673 I never thought The Cat-astrophe Game (or How Long Can We Fail to Question our White Privilege!) could be so fun! 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
4674 I heard people are profiting from some cat bounce strategy. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
4675 But that's a way of saying it, positively toward the negative. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
4676 He's the cat in the middle just like Bill Barr! 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
4677 the behavior of cats are really strange 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
4678 First person to drop the ball and get the cat wet, takes a drink. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
4679 Don't worry! A cat always lands on it's feet. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
4680 Methinks our frivolity meeteth not her approval. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
4681 And I thought drowning a cat would not be fun! 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
4682 OK, got us exercised. Now the cat ... 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
4683 What did I do to deserve this? Already used up 8 lives! 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
4684 It's just like attending a fancy ball on a huge catamaran, right? 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
4685 I'm bored. Let's go inside and have sex. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
4686 C'mon whiskers... the CDC says it's safe to swim! 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
4687 You keep me searching for content of gold. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
4688 He doesn't like water, but he still knows a good time when he sees one. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
4689 This one's going viral for sure! 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
4690 Whatever you do, don't bare your claws... 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
4691 I love this game, "Don't drop the cat into the pool, or you'll be a fool." 1.1034 0.02683 58 53 5 0
4692 It’s so much easier with a dog. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
4693 The Shrodingers unwind at the pool. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
4694 This is fun, but I think Mr. Bubbles is just itching to try the giant tube slide. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
4695 Well, he did have the other two removed. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
4696 This can't be a PETA-sanctioned sport. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
4697 In rating the risks of summer activities, no one accounted for the safety of cats. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
4698 One small leap for catkind 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
4699 Hydrotherapy Menage -A - Trois during Pandemic 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
4700 Do lifeguards really rescue cats from beach balls? 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
4701 This has been his favorite spot since the spaying. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
4702 First one to drop it has to feed it. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
4703 It’s my own fault, I saw them watching Don't F**k With Cats: Hunting an Internet Killer. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
4704 No, she PROBABLY won’t scratch your eyes out if she gets wet. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
4705 Everyone can do what everyone doing but they can be different by their choice 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
4706 Holy cats there is a dog on the ball 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
4707 I think Mr. Whiskers is really taking to the new litter box. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
4708 Once upon a time in America: Gone with the cat 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4709 I hate pool family time! They must have doped my water with catnip again. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
4710 This is going to be a CATastrophe 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
4711 Just bought it...they call it the Cat-a-poolt. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4712 I definitely think it’s time we had him neutered! 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
4713 Thought it was weird the box said don’t put in water. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4714 Social distancing was invented by cats and here I am! 1.0909 0.05364 55 52 1 2
4715 Should I be wearing a mask? They are not social distancing. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4716 Walter remained indifferent. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4717 Good to be back, Suzan 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4718 The other networks are bringing their pets to work, so smile for the camera and read your segment. Not you Rodney- the cat! 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4719 Catdip. 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
4720 . Do they know one tiny claw will blow this ball out of the water 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4721 For a hiss, take one drink. For a pop, take your wine and run. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4722 This is better than eating tide pods challenge. Only the cat might die in this scenario. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4723 Trust me, it will help him overcome his aquaphobia! s 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4724 And then Harold realized that there'd be no common future for them. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4725 See Jim, I knew adopting a cat would make our life much more fun. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4726 I'd always heard that near-wet experiences could make you realize what's important in life. I now realize that it's: staying dry. 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
4727 Mike you were so right! Those magic classes really have added levity to our marriage 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4728 Um, Josh... Not to discredit your Ph.D. thesis on 'hidden-variable theory' to explain Schrödinger's cat, but.... 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4729 The boys at the country club will get a real kick when they see this on Facebook. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4730 I bring the cat whenever I bring the vodka 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4731 Before the Big Bang.... 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4732 The loss of those 6 other cats is totally justified by how cute this trick is 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
4733 The doctor says this is good for us and the cat. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4734 I’m not sure about this ‘new normal’ thing 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4735 This is such a fun activity considering the cat hates water ! 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4736 Wow guess he was right, he is more purrful than we thought. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4737 This drunken stay at home fun is going to kill me, the cat. Luckily, I have another two, or is that three, lives left. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4738 I thought this would end after we buried him in that ditch, but I forgot they have 9 lives. 1.0909 0.02281 55 51 4 0
4739 Quarantine Olympics: Fur Ball 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4740 I told you this was the best way to get to 100. Cats always land on their feet. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4741 Puss says it's 5 o'clock now 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4742 I knew we should have gotten a dog 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4743 Mr Whiskers’ hot girl summer had taken a turn for the worst 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4744 See even she doesn’t mind balls 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4745 How are you feeling now, Boss? We’re at your disposal. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4746 I thought you said highball, not hairball. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4747 Let's share this lockdown achievement on TikTok. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4748 It’s really a tossup - Tiktok or Barstool sports? 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4749 I think we just found the secret to telepathy... lots of wine and a cat. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4750 Thing to try during a shelter in place #213. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4751 Does each pass count as a life? 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4752 68... 69... 70! 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4753 I wish my father was here to see this. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4754 Marriage is wild ya’lol 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4755 Maybe we shouldn’t have named him Twentytwenty. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4756 Yeh, fun for YOU. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4757 Smokey was the only thing that was stopping them from suicide 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
4758 Trying to have fun in 2020 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
4759 She’s likes us, right? 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4760 freeze 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4761 You have got to be kitten me 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4762 Okay, how about I give you this ball in exchange for alone time inside the house? 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4763 I feel like we are really doing our best to spend time on this racism stuff, did you see the black square I posted last week? 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4764 Drunk little brats throwing around their cat parent...hmm why did I even think of adopting them? 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4765 If we drop the ball it will be worst than a plugged in toaster! 1.0909 0.05364 55 52 1 2
4766 See, this natural wine thing is really fun! 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
4767 Aren’t you glad we got you declawed, Mr. Wiggles? 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4768 Thank god we got Fluffy's sharp claws removed 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4769 Honey, do you think she minds we built a pool where the sand box was?” “Not at all! You can tell she’s happy about it! 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4770 I was skeptical but if it is on my newsfeed its must be like partially open-ended, don't you think? 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
4771 Cats are always bouncier on the other side of the fence. 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
4772 The pandemic effects departed vastly than Smokey’s fantasy. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4773 The only time Georgina had ever felt glad for being declawed 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4774 I miss when you both went to work and came back late at night meow” 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
4775 Cat-Potato: Countdown to the Claw 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4776 So we both agree that it's a "cat on the ball" kinda situation here 🤝 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4777 Darling, we got powerful content right here. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4778 Honey, is it good enough that the cat is black?” “All the cartoons are white Lisa, Instagram will love it 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4779 onumuzdeki bir iki hafta cok kritik. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4780 I want to see if she is down to her last life or not” 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4781 Stop acting like you are enjoying this... 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4782 Wax on, wax off. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4783 . Cat on a Hot Tin Roof: ok everyone..Take FIVE! 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4784 - 30 minutes into “frosé all day” 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4785 Human overlords, please stop drinking. I just wanted a sun beam. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4786 His vet says he lacks empathy, so I want to make him feel like we all do. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4787 Look, Karen and Kevin are at it again— swimming in a pool of white guilt and sipping on some white fragility. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4788 the past few months of 2020 were cat-astropic, we can always do with some time in the pool 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4789 Aired Custody 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4790 Remember, Sparkles, if you fall off this ball, it's your fault! 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
4791 Yes, Bella is afraid of the water, but her therapist thinks that she should confront her fears. 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
4792 They are learning to keep inner peace while I’m losing mine 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4793 I miss our Old days" 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4794 You were right, an indoor pool was a great idea! 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
4795 Take it easy! I only have two lives left! 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
4796 Da katt 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4797 « Please go on darling, we need to win the NewYorker challenge » 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
4798 When I called for the SPCA, I wasn’t asking for your drunken “Spin Paranoid Cat Act” 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4799 Susan looked across at Bob, slighty tipsy from the heat and afternoon spritzer and said “ who knew cathletics was so much fun?” 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
4800 Summer's not canceled? You've got to be kitten me! 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4801 He’s on step nine of scratchaholics anonymous. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4802 If you thought starting was challenging . . . 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
4803 I told you adding black characters would be fun! 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4804 Now aren’t you glad we got him declawed 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4805 Can’t she just walk around the pool like the dogs? 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4806 I never could have imagined how rewarding fostering a cat would be. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4807 My cat wants you to leave. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4808 I don't know, Tennessee. Cat on a Hot Beach Ball just doesn't do it for me. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4809 She clawed her way to the top. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4810 Don’t worry about it, he’s having a ball. 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
4811 And they can do that without drinking 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4812 You’re bodega doesn’t have a pool?! 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
4813 A dog would be easier 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4814 And here I thought the term 'rode hard and put up wet' referred to horses not pussies. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4815 Cats are location driven. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4816 I told you the double adhesive repair patch was foolproof! 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4817 No.....I said bat and ball. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4818 Although Gary was enjoying himself... ___ He couldn't help but think Carol should of used the word 'Cat' when she invited him back to her place. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4819 It's perfectly fine. He has eight more lives if he falls in. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4820 Our cat is really having a ball with this game! 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4821 Just what we needed, Fred....a couples' retreat that's fun AND feline non-conforming. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4822 Guys, this whole virtual reality experience was totally convincing, except the cat just takes me right out of it. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4823 My cat is saying you aren't the right fit for me. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4824 Cat worship in August. 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
4825 Now I bet you’re glad we had you declawed. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4826 Don't worry it steady's her nerves. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4827 I'm famous, so why can't I just reach out and grab it! 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4828 This is what I get for suggesting a liquid lunch. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4829 It’s all fun and games until the claws come out. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4830 Can a cat get a break, Karen??? 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4831 Charles, this one is definitely going viral! 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4832 Good, now let's see if Cuddles can do the doggie-paddle 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4833 Ha! You scratched. 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
4834 She's been this way ever since she swallowed our canary. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4835 Thank goodness for Catnip!! 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4836 It's better than yesterday's alligator! I wonder what they're putting in our drinks? 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4837 Don't worry you're only getting a little wet. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4838 Love playing Cat-balloon! 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4839 Mrs. Princess just loves being an acrocat. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4840 This is more fun than when we played "Cat in the Hat" 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4841 The ball is heavier when Felix disappears, so where's the hidden variable? 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4842 then farmer Crampton said "its a Buick" 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4843 Well Fluffy, this is the best cat-a-polt that we could come up with. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4844 Only two lives left Only two lives left 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4845 That pussy’s on a roll 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4846 Just one more second and this game will start to get interesting. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4847 Just a few more glasses of wine and we will get him to fall. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4848 After a couple of drinks I get the feline that we ought to take a pass...you? 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
4849 Are you sure this is what Jackson Galaxy recommended for getting him to stop scratching the couch? 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4850 Cheaper than a lawyer I get full custody is she falls on your side 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4851 I know my cat. It's not fear of the water or the unstable equilibrium atop the inflatable ball he would obviously deflate if he suddenly deployed his claws. He's just taking advantage of an opportunity to manipulate a better dinner out of me. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4852 The alternative therapy to declawing a cat 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4853 Does the Pope shit in the woods? 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4854 I presume you trimmed Tinkerbell's claws like I asked? 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4855 New rule: If she acknowledges either of us exist, the other person finishes the bottle. 1.0909 0.05364 55 52 1 2
4856 Quarantine aside, I think our Cat Ball invention is going to be the next big thing! 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4857 Good thing we bought this cat 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
4858 I think the cat loves our ‘at home vacation,’ don’t you Fluffy? 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
4859 Cat Crap(tm) is a great antifog solution for eyeglasses, but don't try to make it yourself. 1.0909 0.02281 55 51 4 0
4860 This is fun, drinking makes playing CATch surreal. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4861 We took up stage-magic while in lock down. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4862 I heard that the chemicals in the pool prevent Co-Vid 19 and that cats can contract it from humans - should we drop Fluffy in the pool to make sure? 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
4863 Are you kittying me right meow ... . 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4864 For once, Felix seems to be on the ball. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4865 Oh, I'm sure he won't pop the ball. You took him to get declawed, right?... 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4866 Bounce Whiskers higher. He insists on catching that bird.” 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4867 Don’t you just love playing CATch in the pool? 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
4868 Play to win. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4869 They also serve who only sit and wait. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4870 I told them to call me sport, not turn me into one 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4871 We just need 3,000,000 signatures and Cat Balling is in the Summer Olympics 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
4872 that's it!!, Me-ow in water, Yo-ow in street 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
4873 We are going to be in BIG trouble later. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4874 I just don't see why everyone is so upset these days. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4875 First one to nine wins. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4876 He thought we said play Cat Ball. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4877 Careful! It's the 9th bounce. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4878 Come on already! We've been quarantined with this entitled guy for months! Spin the doggone ball and give him his first swimming lesson! 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
4879 A.L.F. never mentioned this! 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4880 Why won't he die? 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4881 This is great practice for the beach ball tournament, while Ralph the kitty wonders how he got into this. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4882 Next on ESPN8, The OCHO. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4883 See, we could never do this with muffins at the beach... 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4884 Whoever doesn’t catch the cat after the ball bursts gets to call the ambulance. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4885 I know it’s not an ideal first date, but I have custody of Guillermo this weekend. 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
4886 This stunt would definitely not have worked if we hadn’t had him declawed.” 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4887 I call this game 'scratch, claw and bite ball.' 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4888 Humanity is but a cat on a beachball... 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4889 It was more fun at the concert when he played "Wild World". 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
4890 Timmy’s in a buoyant mood today! 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
4891 Remember we she used to love that little ball or yarn? 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4892 They said that this was something all couples did. I don't see any of the neighbors doing it... 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4893 I should have swiped left ... 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4894 Whose idea was it to spice up beer pong? 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4895 Sure beats having to out on a mask to go out. 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
4896 This cat on a hot tin ball game is awesome 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
4897 Oh, that reminds me! I hired a personal trainer. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4898 But if we hadn't been quarantined, we'd never have learned to play Bounce the Cat 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4899 All I know is she said something about Schrodinger and how happy she is to be alive. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4900 Use those claw now, Muffy, and see what happens. 1.0909 0.02281 55 51 4 0
4901 « ...3001, 3002 ...« 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4902 It's Tuesday, why are you two still home? 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
4903 Must I broker everything! 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4904 Playing catch the cat in the pool is cooler than playing kick the can on the street. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4905 I think she was happier before success 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4906 Its good training but there is no olympic event. 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
4907 Sure beats beer pong! 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4908 Are you sure that she has a recessive swimming gene? 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4909 Remember before spellcheck when acrocats were on the trapeze? 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4910 I'M SURE THIS IS NOT THE CAT FUR BALL WE'VE HEARD ABOUT! 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
4911 Somehow I get the impression she would be more comfortable on a hot tin roof. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4912 She likes this better than the hot tin roof! 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4913 The cat is just having a ball. 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
4914 She thinks she's a dog who thinks she's a cat. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4915 I love that they serve wine here! 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4916 Let’s see what a dead cat bounce really looks like. 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
4917 I knew you'd like it. The game is called "Dog People." 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
4918 First one to make him fall off has to chug his drink. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4919 I'm glad we trimmed her claws! 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4920 *Somebody's* going to video this - they always do, don't they?" 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4921 My humans are desperate to be big on Youtube 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4922 You were right about superglue and chlorine! 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
4923 Be careful not to miss. You don 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4924 With this trick, Puss, the human whisperer, became favored to win "Best-in-Show" at the Nationals. What could possibly go wrong? 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4925 I don't mind the C, the V, the E, or the Y; but the P in the water has to go... 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4926 Felix, promise us that when we get this act to Vegas, you'll look a little more excited about the whole thing! 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4927 As a child, I played this game with my doggy...the one that drowned. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4928 It took me three glasses of wine to agree to this. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4929 Be Careful! I don’t think she’s very good at Marco Polo. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4930 Cat... "I hate humans." 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4931 The first one to drop him has to pour more wine. 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
4932 You're low on seltzer. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4933 My life is purrfect. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4934 This could be a "cat"tasterfy ! 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
4935 Why should we bother marrying, when the waffling over the question is so much fun? 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
4936 This vacation has been great for restoring my work-life-cat balance. 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
4937 No, no, we're not imagining the cat, he's imagining us! 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
4938 Up, up, up, past the Russell Hotel. Up, up, up up, to the Heaviside Layer! 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
4939 And we never would have known . . what she was fully capable of . . . 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4940 Wow! She definitely has my claws. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4941 White people have no culture? Try again sweetie. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4942 It's called "Cat ball catch." If you miss this, there won't be a tonight. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4943 Percy has had nine near death experiences so please don’t drop the ball. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4944 This is fun, but it can't end well 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4945 And you didn’t want an indoor pool! 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4946 I really think this game will catch on once the lockdown is over. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4947 Dear, have you seen the other cat? It was there a second ago. 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
4948 You know, a dog wouldn't have been able to do this. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4949 Overheard at the house of Jay Catsby: "I like large parties. They’re so intimate. At small parties there isn’t any privacy.” 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
4950 It's bad luck only if it drowns. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4951 No Jojo, this one doesn't clean the floor. 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
4952 Mr. Meow Pussyballz here wants to remind you inebriated folks... DON'T DRINK AND DIVE! 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4953 Tonight we can watch " Cat On A Hot Tin Roof " 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4954 Got to keep the cat six feet away from us! 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4955 If it falls in and drowns shall we get it stuffed? I've always liked the idea of having a cat but I can't do the litter box thing. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4956 My God Harold, this is so going viral! 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
4957 Rules of the game: #1 Hold your liquor #2 Keep your eye on the ball #3 Get the cat back in the bag #4 Don't pee in the pool 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4958 If you see a kitty cat too, let’s lob the ball onto the pool deck and blame that last bottle rather than anything Freudian. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4959 All hail Jinxy, the hovering cat. 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
4960 It's his way of compensating for us having had him neutered. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4961 Start talking, Walter. And you can't say the cat's got your tongue. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4962 This reminds me of your massive stomach when you were pregnant with Gregory. Just like Greg, the cat will be the death of it too. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4963 Aren’t you glad we don’t have kids? 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4964 idk i hate cats 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4965 Rather than a sour puss, why don't we try making you a bouncy puss instead? 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4966 She's the last declawed cat in this state. 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
4967 My cat therapist says Mr. Fluffles might have attachment issues. What do you think? 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
4968 CATch. Get it? 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4969 ...so much for "the hot tin roof". 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4970 Lets have the cat exercise with us 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4971 He's fine. Cats love being high up. Although the claws could pose a problem. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4972 I can't wait for this quarantine to be over so I can go back to my normal Wednesday routine. 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
4973 I couldn’t be happier to support his lifestyle. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4974 Look! Ralphie's on the ball! 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4975 You're not bad for a dog person. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4976 It's not the same experience as we would have at Puma World, but I believe the excitement is about to begin! 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4977 Do you really think Fluffy has *ten* lives? 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4978 She does a mating call if you get closer than six feet. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4979 It's his only form of exercise". 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4980 But I don't want to discuss the current political climate. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4981 Finally. The family I always hoped we'd be. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4982 First to one, wins. 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
4983 I got him from a litter in Catatonia. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
4984 Levitate, Kitty! Good Kitty! Fetch the wine, Kitty! 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
4985 I guess he's not scaredy of the water. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
4986 Your creativity with these at home interactive workouts has gotten very interesting 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4987 Countdown to NINE lives, GO.. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4988 So this wasn’t yarn 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4989 That's enough celebrating-the-life for today Karen 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4990 I prefer this kind of hair ball. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4991 Marco!” “Pussy!” “Marco!” “Pussy! 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4992 do you remember when we were in quarantine? 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4993 If this works, I call next. 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
4994 We all learned new skills...Mr Whiskers learnt how to swim 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
4995 Mulder & Scully finally find the out the truth... Just as Jonesy was returning to the Nostromo.. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4996 Damn you, Simon Cowell 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4997 If we can... just.. keep... the ball in the air everything will be okay. Right, Charles? 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4998 My wingman days are over. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4999 She loves when we do this 🥰 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
5000 These fools lost their jobs in March 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5001 Mugsy was promised a free cruise 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5002 Seymour likes it. See? He likes it. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5003 No, humans, absolutely no “balls to the wall” 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5004 Search your heart honey, 20 years of marriage, channel that!” 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5005 I can’t believe we’re getting away with this” “I know, you’d think someone would notice we’re only 4 feet apart! 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5006 I should have never agreed to go on vacation with Bob and Jane. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5007 And she’s the sober one 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5008 Catapult!" / "Who will bell the cat? 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5009 Cat-ch kitsch 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5010 I wish there were some fishes raining from the sky, it'd have completed my novel then." #murakamifie 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
5011 Were you using this? 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5012 When I go I do it with glory, Oscar thought, when he finally faced his biggest enemy. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5013 Oh, so these are the eco-friendly non-racist vibrators everyone has been famished with. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5014 she is having a ball 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5015 So this is what maintaining ignorance has come to. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5016 I gave up 9 lives... for this? 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5017 Honey, this cat is far too dark for our whitebread profile 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5018 We made the most of quarantine. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5019 Their cat is their only hope#jasonchatfield 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5020 That’s why I named him monkey 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5021 see, I told you we were better off not getting our cat a vasectomy 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5022 Fluffy's favorite game, Fur ball 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5023 Honey, we should stop playing sometime soon. Schrödinger might be looking for the cat. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5024 Fire Lord Ozai, you and your forefathers have devastated the balance of this world, and now you shall pay the ultimate price! 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5025 when you're the smallest in the group 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5026 Why don't they keep their confinement elsewhere? 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
5027 The cat’s nightmare 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5028 'Bouncing purrspectives off each other', circa year of the pandemic 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5029 No need to question the status quo. Everything is fine. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5030 This is what I call having a ball! 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5031 Outside: cat. Inside: dead. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5032 On the edge of the seat 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5033 Joint custody during a staycation isn’t what I expected 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5034 Isn't this fun Rufus (the cat)? 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5035 Everyday is Caturday. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5036 Tommy prefered fun activities when they happened on zoom 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5037 Kafka on the shore. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5038 Let's see if dead cats really do bounce hon. Afterall it does to the economy. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5039 As the nation approaches the next presidential election, boomers on both sides attempt to win the millennial vote. 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
5040 Cat is alive or alive 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5041 You're right! It's a completely different game when you're cat has been declawed and neutered! 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5042 Do you really think this is what the therapist meant when he said we should incorporate foreplay into our routine?” “Come on, there’s no way it won’t get wet! 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5043 I’d rather be « in the hat » than « on the ball » 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5044 Grinning like a Corona cat 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5045 Who needs Capadocia...? 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5046 See, I told you she was having fun! 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5047 My humans are supposed to pass the ball when it's the other's turn to speak, but it feels like they're just pushing their responsibilities around 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5048 Quarantine and kill 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5049 Пара у которой только кошка, что бы развлекаться на карантине! 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5050 Can someone please open my master’s box...? I don’t find this a super-position to be in 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5051 I think you taught the cat too much 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5052 I feel your pain 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5053 There's no way in hell we're playing Marco Polo next. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5054 This has to make us TikTok famous! 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5055 Bob, we should go in for advertising that we can herd cats, getting Tibbles to do this was easy!!! 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5056 Wingardium-Levi-Cat-Ball 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5057 Playing catch 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5058 We haven't had this much fun since Morocco! 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5059 You guys I’m neutered , let me have at least this one! 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5060 Breonna Taylor’s killers are still police officers 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
5061 Its a chill catmosphere 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5062 And in that moment, stuck between his drunken owners or an impending wet doom, Mr. Whiskers couldn’t help but ponder what was the purrrrpose of it all. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5063 I told you sweetheart it’s a Murphy’s law, it won’t fall, keep going 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5064 I'm having a ball! 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5065 Curiosity kills the cat, 8 more lives to go! 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5066 «They said that you need to take risks» 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5067 The new 5g tower works better than previous 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5068 Pluto: ‘Oh, how I enjoyed those days before my eye was gouged with a pen-knife and I was hanged with a noose around my neck’. #EdgarAllanPoe 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5069 Now, now, whiskers, it’s not fair to use your telekinesis. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5070 Honey, according to Schrödinger, we are neither drunk nor insane. But one thing I do know: life’s a BALL when the CATS out of the box!!! 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5071 *record scratch* Yup, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I got into this situation... 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5072 This must be the thrill normal people feel when going to the grocery store during coronavirus! 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5073 Good news, bad news, who’s to say? 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5074 When the cats away the mice will play 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5075 Ca(ugh) t in the middle 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5076 I said polecat *sigh* 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5077 Should we address the cat in the room? 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5078 there is a cat on the beach ball 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5079 Both applied for jobs at a circus. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5080 All this and I’m the only one with COVID 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5081 I’m counting on you this time, Karen. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5082 Don’t be silly, I played handball in college. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5083 Beach Ball Yoga for Cats. We’re definitely pampering her too much. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5084 They're calling it Catrona, and apparently it's easier to catch. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5085 I've always told you that our cat believes he belongs on top of the world. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5086 How's that hairball? 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5087 Hit the ball harder Sarah ! Try to knock that darn cat off ! 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5088 I think he conned us - I doubt if they really did this all day long back when he was enrolled in kitty daycare! 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5089 This way I guarantee your cat will never puncture your beach again. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5090 Once baseball reopens, she's gonna love the bleachers. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5091 Black cats are out of luck at finding new ways to survive. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5092 Just let it drop and see what the damn cat does. 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
5093 It's even better than yarn. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5094 Couldn’t find a tin roof on sale — so, instead, I bought this. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5095 He loves playing the commander in chief. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5096 How 'bout we put some spin on it? 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
5097 "I'm so happy we named our cat BALANCES EXCEEDINGLY WELL ON A BOUNCING BEACH BALL instead of Furball." 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5098 The vet said she needed more air. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5099 The game of who gets to keep the cat after the breakup 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5100 Meow boring this is without a string and catnip. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5101 Who knew that Tigger is hydrophobic 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5102 Would a drunk person come up with a name like "catball"? I think don't so... 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5103 No, Queeny loves this! She knows she has six lives left. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5104 Welcome to Meowi! 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5105 Water volleyball with cats- what to watch when there 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5106 Good, now don’t lose focus. Mr. Piffles hates the water. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5107 This wine has really improved our levitation skills Craig! 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5108 Two more lives to go. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5109 We'll be done as soon as mama's catnip wears off. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5110 I think she is tired of the yarn, let's try cat food. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5111 Hey hon, great idea having him declawed and tranquilized first!” Robert Van Brocklin, Portland, Ore 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5112 Well, they did say he wouldn't shed. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5113 Now that he’s gotten old, a baseball is too small for Rhubarb.” 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5114 Don’t get too friendly... 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5115 But what if cats actually don't have nine lives? 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5116 How can I try this game?" Dog Love 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5117 At the hospital they explained it started with corona-boredom and too many vodkas. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5118 Face it Herb, my Catch-the-Cat beats Marco Polo ! 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
5119 Next vacation, we find a babysitter for Angel! 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5120 Roberta and Baldwin worshiping the golden cat. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5121 the play with the dog was better 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5122 They need to drink more and play with me less! 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5123 Our cat has a poor understanding of physics 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5124 Too complicated, let’s forget the divorce! 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
5125 This is fantastic, so much better than my parents game which also involved a mouse. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5126 You are looking at a live video of Mr. and Mrs. Magneto at play. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5127 Let’s try to avoid a catastrophe ! 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5128 Sophie's choice, fur-ball. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5129 Kitty, are you feline entertained and are your ready fur some more fun? 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5130 Fluffy! I'm sorry! Our magicka is almost out. We can't hold this much longer! 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5131 Who’s a baller? 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5132 Bet he won't land on his feet so well in the deep end. 1.0769 0.01942 52 49 3 0
5133 Do you think this will make us 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5134 He escaped the bag. Now on the ball. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5135 Just shift your weight Tabby...next lesson will be with the new cushions. 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
5136 He's right! They WILL do anything you want! 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5137 The static electricity generated relieves him of the burden of having to manually avoid us. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5138 Let's drop it and see if he can swim. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5139 Good thing the ball isn’t a hair ball. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5140 Relax, Mittens doesn't mind unless you try and do your slam spike again. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5141 Always. It's always the third glass when she says, "Cassandra! Wouldn't it be lovely with a quick game of Catball?" 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5142 If I were a ‘monkey in the middle’ I’d throw my poop at you instead of putting it neatly in your little box, human. 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
5143 Next let's teach the dog to scuba dive. 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
5144 I'm gonna assume it's the shampane... 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5145 Please talk to Flossie about letting us send a video to 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5146 Don't mind Claude. He's very possessive of his air ball. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5147 The lifeguards are really on the ball here, honey! 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5148 Is this your version of "cat hairball therapy? 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5149 'Lil Ernest knows it's 'bout Arctic oil...! 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5150 You have the wine” “I keep the cheese 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5151 So, we’re in agreement that we both had a hand in letting the cat out of the bag about our affair. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5152 Ball Three 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5153 I said "cat on ball," not "cannonball!" Why the frick would I say "cannonball!" 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5154 We're bored. It's just a new tease-your-pet game. Careful. Don't flex your claws in anger. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5155 She’s terrified of water. Ish time to sherve her a wee nip. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5156 Marco to Gato!” (Hence Marco Polo, gato as in cat, he’s got to go) !! Meorrw 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5157 Yeah, this catnip's stronger or its because we're in the pool too. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5158 We've finally done it! We/ve invented a game that combines the best of Monkey in the Middle, Cat's Cradle, and Marco Polo! 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5159 I gotta go pee 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5160 You really put the cat in catch. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5161 Whoever gets to 9 first has to hold him under! 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5162 See this way we shelter in place as a whole family. And we’ll know to take a break when fluffy bursts the ball. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5163 Catch" to us, "ball of Damocles" to her 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
5164 I’m not your piggy 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5165 At least did you lock the door? 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
5166 Whiskers loves the pool 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5167 Can’t do anything about it now, Jerry. It’s all water under the cat. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5168 The veterinary psychiatrist said try this for 2 weeks before starting an antidepressant. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5169 he doesn't want us to play 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5170 No runaways here! The family that plays together stays together. 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
5171 Goodness! I think a Sea Dog has me by the ankle. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5172 This wasn't as much fun when we used her hairball! 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5173 „459, 460, 461 ...“ 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5174 Although she hates water, she's not the least independent 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
5175 This is not a game! 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5176 She used to hate water and bat at balls, but thé Mad Russian cured her and my smoking habit. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5177 This is all part of his ego inflation therapy! 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5178 No one can beat our psychokinetic powers! 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5179 they've been doing this for 2000 years now 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5180 Oui, I told him ze game was called “airball” zo he took a chance. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5181 Don't be a scaredy-cat. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5182 Caught her chewing bubble gum yesterday. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5183 Wine-not!? 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5184 Whiskers is baffled by his owners’ new found powers of levitation. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5185 I think 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5186 I thought we would be playing bat and ball. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5187 This is the first time I've played "Cat Picks the Loser." 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5188 I have a sudden urge to watch 'Cat Ballou.' 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5189 Let's see how smug Mr. Balance looks when hit the bottom of the bottle! 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5190 I like this new drinking game! First one to drop the ball gets to feed the cat and winner gets to drink the whole glass. Wow! Plus upper body strength 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5191 It's called the "transitive property of cat feet." 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5192 I guess she really wasn't kidding when she said she wanted to join the circus" 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5193 This is the perrrrfect way to spend a Covid-19 hot summers day. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5194 Who knew they'd cross and cat with a beach ball to get a perfect pool toy -- like your folks choosing an embryo with 'elongated eyeballs' so now you're able to pick off gophers in the back field without a gunsight. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5195 Schrödinger's Cat Cutting Loose at a Pool Party 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5196 This is really the cat’s meow 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5197 How did I get here... 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5198 He’s always ruining things but I love it! 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5199 I think it's working, Harold! 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5200 Woo! cat-ball. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5201 We call him Catch as Cat-Canny. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5202 I seem to be on a roll.” Ritu Tak, New Jersey 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5203 You know how the saying goes- the cat's out of the bag ... and onto the ball. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5204 And I have ideas for things we can use the vacuum cleaner to make the dog do. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5205 Shouldn't have had him neutered. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5206 He's a service cat. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5207 spin that yarn faster! 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5208 Where’s Sophie? 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5209 Have you ever seen her more catatonic? 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5210 This is our new normal in 2020. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5211 My mother was right. The wine selection here is not the cat’s meow. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5212 Sharing a bottle of wine is always so much fun when the wine is a nice tequila. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5213 I said "air ball" , not "hair ball"! 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5214 The feline species most evolutionary step towards control and domination of ALL. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5215 The Second Coming isn't so bad 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
5216 What did you say this wine is called? 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5217 I hope the cat's claws do not pop the beachball. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5218 No, I'm sure its doggypaddle, Vickie. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5219 A little wine and they think this is a golden buzzer routine. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5220 when you said mr. furry in your profile I thought you meant something else entirely..... 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5221 I better not look down there again, the water is so transparent! 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5222 This is not purr-fect happy hour I had in mind 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5223 Sabrina the teenage beach ball 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5224 She's absolutely fearless after she sips from our drinks. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5225 He's already had nine lives, this could it! 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5226 Be careful! Don't let him get wet! 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5227 I love playing cat away. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5228 The dog does the same, but with Jenga. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5229 Now I wish we'd gotten a dog instead of Queenie. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5230 Since the quarantine, Karen and Tom are finding new ways to entertain themselves. Felix the Cat is not impressed. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5231 Honestly, it wasn't that hard. We just told him that if he gets a million views on Tik Tok, he gets a five-pound bag of catnip! 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5232 Cat- When will Carl ever learn that Karen isn't interested. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5233 Why am I entering a cartoon caption contest instead of shouting “BLACK LIVES MATTER!” 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5234 Fake news hosted by the Fox.... Sorry, the Cat. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5235 And they say declawing is cruel! 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5236 Oh, Frank, I love playing 'Freak the Cat' with you.We should take your invention to 'Shark Tank.' 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5237 You can’t teach a dog to do THIS. They love the water. 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
5238 Be careful, if she falls in, we will have a dead cat bounce. 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
5239 If he gets wet,you're toast. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5240 Told you she was a Gumbie Cat! 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5241 -Polly! 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5242 I know it's a special thing for cats to be on top of the world and to be elevated on a moral and philosophical standpoint,but I'd rather be playing with a yarn ball than be exploited by cat-people on a huge blow-up beachball,risking deadly waters. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5243 I guess this is what rejection feels like. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5244 Let’s call the new cat Laika. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5245 I thought YOU fed him. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5246 Max is about to lose his hydrophobia. 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
5247 This is his version of fetch. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5248 I think he likes more than the Roomba. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5249 Honey, do you think this is how Carol Baskin got her start? 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5250 Its rolling cats and dodge 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5251 We gotta either leave him at home next trip, or get him swimming lessons. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5252 Holy smoke! So that’s why we call it catch. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5253 2020: Ruse #111: COVID cat toss 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5254 Now that you dropped the camera this is all for nothing. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5255 It’s amazing that the hotel pussy (cough) cat is included in the package. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5256 Socially distancing is the cat's meow. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5257 Cat on the ball beats an elephant in the room any day. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5258 Whoever said cats and water don't mix, didn't know Mr. Purkins. 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
5259 See Mister Putin play and not get wet!! 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5260 You never mentioned you had a guardian cat. 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
5261 Three's a Family! 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5262 Six feet apart, Laura 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5263 Married couple treats p*ssy to a wild ride in the pool 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5264 Keep your eye on the furball! 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5265 I know it's different, it's a new brand of Cherry Moscato! 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5266 Next one to get scratched takes a drink! 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5267 So this is what's called caterballing 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
5268 I thought C-19 was for extra lives. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5269 If this goes on for much longer, I'm gonna have a need for a scratching pole 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5270 Mittens was not a fan of his owners' psychic abilities 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
5271 I love these new CAT-tastrophy covid pool games 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5272 I thought you got rid of her hairballs 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5273 When the cats claws let the air out of the ball, he shall be in with the two of us. I maybe a sink or swim exercise! 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5274 Not so mad about being declawed now, are you! 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5275 Hold on honey, just a few more minutes of levitation and our beach ball cat will become a real boy! 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5276 This is why I hate pool parties !!! 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5277 Some pets just shouldn’t take a vacation! 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5278 I'm bored, let's play kitty whist. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5279 If you have a free hand, would you hand me my drink 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5280 Easy Mittens, that's it - a little lower... 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5281 This is what happens when he hears “fish out the water” 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5282 Six hundred and seventeen... 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5283 What a misunderstanding! 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5284 Cosmo says this will help rekindle our love life. 1.0769 0.01942 52 49 3 0
5285 One could say Byles was on top of the world in his lower East Side apartment, but he knew it was just a sham. Byles too wanted to know how much had to be spent to get his own float in the Macy's Day Parade. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5286 between a rock and a hard place 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5287 You could have told me she reacts badly to getting wet. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5288 Our cat doesn't like water, but he likes us, so we're "playing" with him. We figured since he likes balls, why not BECOME the ball. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5289 Luckily we don't care about the racism and pandemics plaguing the world. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5290 No 800-lb gorilla between us, just this 8-lb cat! 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5291 I hope there's a carpet nearby. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5292 I knew she'd appreciate the declawing. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5293 We shouldn't drown the cat 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5294 See he’s not a Fredo cat. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5295 I think she preferred that hot in roof 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5296 Next time we'll bring the kids, too. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5297 Pass me the Sal. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
5298 I’m keeping track of quarantine by how many times I trim his nails 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
5299 Nine wines for nine lives 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
5300 You have to Bend the Curve, Martha 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
5301 Are you sure this is water-sports? 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
5302 Amy - you better be recording this because I already quit my job to manage Smokey’s TikTok. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
5303 You know what Donna, I don't care what the Cirque recruiters had to say. This is the future of artistic entertainment. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
5304 a compulsory leisure! 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
5305 He has performed acceptably without having had to think. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
5306 ‘Why is the world changing under my feet?’ 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
5307 You guys didn’t want to see the elephant in the room, so now here’s the cat on the ball. Deal with it. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
5308 Dear, Is this defined as a staycation or catcation 1.0625 0.02105 48 46 2 0
5309 New style of boredom 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
5310 Kitten thinks of nothing but beach ball all day 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
5311 I guess I just expected Hemingway's cats to be more serious. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
5312 OUR LEGS ARE BEGINNING TO PRUNE, OUR SHOULDERS ARE TIRED, AND WE NEED MORE WINE . . . . PLEASE REMEMBER TO CLOSE THE POOL DOOR TIGHTLY NEXT TIME . . . . 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
5313 During the lockdown, Kitty’s heightened sense of attachment was perfect for Susan’s craving for a highball. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
5314 Isn't this fun, Fluffy? Now if we don't want kittens, we have to go down to that nice Vet in town who has an even better pool with a BIG slide! 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
5315 Don't worry. This cat seems keen on the idea of water. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
5316 Still wondering why they called this place the cat’s meow? 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
5317 Let's play water polo with a cat ! 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
5318 The sporting goods store was out of medicine balls but this should still be a good workout. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
5319 Oh my God! I didn't even want to know what this means in Brazil. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
5320 This is certainly a lot more fun since Kitty got off of that hot tin roof 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
5321 Toss me another cat-a-tonic please. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
5322 Did this used to be monkey in the middle? 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
5323 Steady, be the ball, and now, slowly rotate foward. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
5324 I know Chloe hates water, but we can't get the pool on America's Got Talent. How about a snake pit? 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
5325 Honey, I told you she liked your two-piece better... 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
5326 When i bought the cat they said i would be amazed. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
5327 Sherwood refuses to roll over since we moved to a condo. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
5328 Yes, "balancing" our relationship just like Dr. Seigel suggested is nice, but I will kill you if you spill my wine. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
5329 I’ve said it before ... Kitty is a baller! 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
5330 he used to be competitive, but that was another life. 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
5331 It would be a shame if you were wanting to play with my beach ball right now 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
5332 Well, I get to decide, whose court the ball would be in! 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
5333 And to think you wanted to leave him at home! This vacation wouldn’t have been the same without Mr. Whiskers 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
5334 Whoever knocks Elvis off wins! 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
5335 I told you it wasn't a scaredy-cat. 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
5336 While Fluff is doing better at this one, don't you think having him declawed will be a disadvantage in the jungle gym? 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
5337 Always two there are, thought Milo, a master and an apprentice. 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
5338 Euphoria!? Please. 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
5339 What's the matter? Cat got your ball. 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
5340 I thought you left Pete enough food this time. 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
5341 Geez, Ralph, cat got your mouth? 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
5342 Keep in the air, or he'll pop it! 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
5343 I call this shit Pussyball 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
5344 Hey catty let's ball hug? 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
5345 Don't you dare drop me! 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
5346 The paradox of the flying cat... - Hey hoomans, take care of my fur! 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
5347 What is worst? Throwing me over a pool of water or doing it with their bare hands? 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
5348 See, I told you getting a cat was a bad idea 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
5349 When’s the deadline for submitting a new Olympic sport darling? 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
5350 Honey, we can stop pretending we are keeping the ball above water. Let’s just hope Jerome doesn’t take his claws off our bubble. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
5351 I think we should call him "caterbaul". 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
5352 It's not too wet to play. Up-Up-Up with the Cat on the Ball. 1.0600 0.04435 50 48 1 1
5353 so there's this nagito komaeda kinnie... 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
5354 The pig might be in the middle, but the cat is always on top. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
5355 If her claws come out, it's all over. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
5356 We had a pussy so tall, she could sit on top of a ball. We played One O Cat, She sure hated that, So she clung to that big fucking ball! 1.0600 0.04435 50 48 1 1
5357 Who's the monkey in the middle now? 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
5358 The cat is out of the bag. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
5359 Watch it sweetheart, he pop it with his claws! 1.0600 0.04435 50 48 1 1
5360 Dumb Blond Thought: ? 1.0600 0.04435 50 48 1 1
5361 I'm so over full bodied 'Catbernat Sauvignons' 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
5362 Resist! We'll be done soon 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
5363 Here kitty kitty. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
5364 Aaah.. Now I can clearly see her (My love) 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
5365 Dear kitten, You wouldn’t believe me if I told you.....s 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
5366 Since lockdown has lifted my quarantine fever dreams are far more positive. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
5367 ‘Honey, do you also see a cat having an existential crisis on the ball or is it the wine talking?’ ‘Oh it’s not Schrödinger’s cat again is it.’ 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
5368 Shelter in place 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
5369 Come on honey, grab it by the pussy.” “You told me, if I ever said that you would divorce me 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
5370 Your Midi-chlorian level is off the charts! 1.0444 0.04444 45 44 0 1
5371 Lockdown or not, we had to walk the cat. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
5372 Balance the Acts, for we hold fast to our rights 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
5373 New balancing act courtesy of the globe.” #changingtime 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
5374 Well, that’s one way of getting my cat wet. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
5375 I can’t tell if I’m balling or bawling anymore... 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
5376 This is much easier than the, “Canine slackline” game you signed us up for yesterday.😐 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
5377 i found the balance 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
5378 I have 32 muscles anyway in my ear to help ignore you hooooman😼 this is a purr-fect ballride⚾ 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
5379 as they had often explained to friends, the best thing about having a cat is that it leaves you free, and it doesn't take all the time to claim attention. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
5380 An enlightened cat and a pool filled with Syrah are just two things that make our cult different. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
5381 Let's hope the St. Bernard isn't jealous. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
5382 We’re only having drinks. No need for cats-up. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
5383 We've invented a new game of CATch! 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
5384 No, you get to keep the cat. No, you get to keep the cat. No... 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
5385 Please, Darling - Don't forget Scaredy's cognitive dissonance! 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
5386 Wait a minute, this isn’t a box” - the cat, since cats love sitting in boxe 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
5387 No wonder felines love catnip so much. (or So this is what catnip does to humans) 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
5388 I love this new ball you got! The 3-D cat on the top looks so realistic! 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
5389 Remember, whoever knocks Morgan off the ball has to make him a YouTube star! 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
5390 No one has experienced earthquakes as I am now experiencing while the gods are having fun, meow! 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
5391 After hours of poolside fun, Mindy and Jeff ended the day in a cat’s game. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
5392 I call this game Fur Ball. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
5393 Once we're finished here we can eat the cat. Cats taste so delicious, yummy yummy, we enjoy eating them. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
5394 'He's on the ball,' is one way of putting it. Another is, 'he's completely off his rocker'. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
5395 Ok,let go...helium was a good idea.good by felix.. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
5396 Eany meany miney moe, this cat is going to murder us bo. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
5397 Feeling on top of the world, Priscilla? We can't keep this up forever... 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
5398 How better to social distance than the distance from a cat? 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
5399 For Bob & Carol, the opening of the pool marked the end of COVID-19. For Regina, is meant the beginning of cat scratch fever. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
5400 He's been watching too much Tiger King. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
5401 He used to sit right on the article I was reading but nobody reads the paper anymore. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
5402 The water is a little cold. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
5403 If she sees a bat let's go back inside. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
5404 Gary rued the day he answered the Alley-oop Cat wanted post, think it meant Alley Cat. 1.0444 0.04444 45 44 0 1
5405 Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat, What are they playing with you? Smelly Cat, Smelly Cat, Being lazy is your fault 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
5406 This is the biggest thrill I’ve had in months! 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
5407 It has to be her idea, and she's just not ready yet. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
5408 Is this already the ninth time we've played "Nine Lives" with this one? 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
5409 First one to miss kills Kitty! 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
5410 Photo taken just seconds before Mr. Doodles opts to yield one of his lives. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
5411 Again, why are we doing this, Elon? 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
5412 This is fun until he falls in the pool and scratches the hell out of you. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
5413 I think the "no cats in the pool" rule is ridiculous. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
5414 If this is your idea of fun, Mr. Whiskers has nine more lives than either of us. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
5415 Stop it, Kylo! 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
5416 No one said anything about a kitty pool or catapoolit. 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
5417 'I think i prefer snooker to the pool' 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
5418 'On a ball of fire.' 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
5419 The Olympic Committee will have no problem selecting this sport in the next games. 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
5420 See, Tarfunkel, white privilege has a fun side! 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
5421 No, you left the catsup bottle on the table, yesterday, that's no excuse. 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
5422 I love how she's just so Annette Funicello. 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
5423 - Are they spinning yet? - No, we need more wine 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
5424 Don't worry! It's gonna pop soon. Ain't it kitty!!?? 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
5425 Kitty just hates to get wet. 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
5426 Tabby's gone to new heights! 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
5427 The future curtesy of psilocybin enhanced wine. 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
5428 I guess I should be proud to be the belle of the ball. 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
5429 I sold off a pile of Tesla stock today for $950/share -- for a nifty $20K profit. 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
5430 Here, Kenny ! 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
5431 Since we've been here so much, he still doesn't like to play ball " 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
5432 Will this quarantine ever end... 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
5433 Given the uncertainty of these times, I am so glad we celebrated your vasectomy last year by buying ourselves a kitten 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
5434 When they want a cute cat video I do nothing, but when an opportunity is right in front of them, they do nothing! 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
5435 2020: the beach ball will never be the same. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
5436 It did say wash under warm water for the effect of the glue to wear off 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5437 This wasn’t exactly my idea of “fun”... karen 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5438 yes honey; he came inside me. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5439 Wonder when they will stop making boomerangs 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5440 Are you also in the mood for.. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5441 ThIs Instagram New Yorker caption idea really backfired 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5442 He”s getting really good at this” moment 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5443 Hon, never thought the cat would be so useful"..... 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5444 Awwwww, Pumpkin get out of here! 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5445 It's alright, he's got eight more lives left. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5446 He seems ready to enter the Beach Ball Rolling competition! 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5447 If we miss, we’ll have eight other lives to play with! 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5448 So much fun but he has already lost eight lives so I’ll be careful 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5449 I forgot my glasses, does that sign say "no fragile cats by the pool?" 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5450 After falling into the pool one time, Mr. Flufferton would have recurring nightmares about strange ways in which this episode would repeat itself. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5451 So the cat guy told them to play with me. Do they never get tired? 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5452 Maybe it’s just the cat, but is this game making you feel catatonic? 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5453 You haven’t said anything this entire honeymoon, Rob...cat got your tongue? 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5454 Let's see if they always land on their feet. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5455 Who’s winning? Red or Blue? 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5456 I know, we'll name him Cat Ballou. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5457 Cat gut yore mouth? 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5458 We don't want our only child depressed. Let's cheer her up! 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5459 Grab em by the p***y? I remember when beer pong was the best drinking game 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5460 And you wanted a Portuguese water dog. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5461 Such a come down from Great-Grandlion's Circus 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5462 Is that why the Wright Brothers started in Kitty Hawk? 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5463 Here, kitty, kitty." "No, here kitty, kitty." "No. Here kitty, kitty... 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5464 You’re right, Clyde. This moment is all that matters. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5465 No, I'm sure the cat's having a ball! 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5466 All the kids on TikTok are doing it. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5467 Up down. Up down. Taking our minds off the lockdown! 1.0227 0.02299 44 43 1 0
5468 only in new york, baby. that’s what i always say 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
5469 Sebastian decided that riding the Rumba was not as thrilling as it used to be 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
5470 CATch on! 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
5471 She refused to play monkey in the middle. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
5472 Just keep passing it, mate. Let them wonder who’ll bell the cat! 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
5473 Keep her at an arms length! 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
5474 Herding cats has nothing on this 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
5475 I hope the ball doesn't keep losing air. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
5476 Since he got off the hot tin roof theredec.1592801458.1.1592801548.1592801458.031b31df-61f4-456e-9eeb-f7b 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
5477 Darling, did you forget and pack the yarn ball again? 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
5478 I think the LSD is kicking in. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
5479 This opaque water and gimmicky feline premise are only to disguise the fact that my thighs and ass are fat, very fat. I'm talking skin that looks like the surface of the moon covered by a fine stratum of cottage cheese. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
5480 I hope each of the nine lives doesn 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
5481 No you take the cat for a swim! 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
5482 If we put our hands up, the ball behind us will look like it's floating 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
5483 The couple that levitates a cat and ball together, stay together. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
5484 I can tell she likes it by the way her whole body trembles and shivers. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
5485 Houston, we have lift off - on a mission for one more bottle of wine. Godspeed Mr. Sprinkles. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
5486 As usual, a controlling non-participant. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
5487 Fool ugly humans, other always complains when I go to one. This time, I'm not going to anyone. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
5488 Whoever gets the cat embedded in his chest has to pour the next glasses of wine. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
5489 These kneeless sporting events are exhausting. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
5490 try not to throw the cat in the pool, it's allergic to the water 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
5491 I don’t think she’s buying our little spaycation. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
5492 My dog wouldn't do that. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
5493 Can't wait to tell our friends about our new game! "Monkey in the middle" got boring so we came up with "cat in the middle!" 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0
5494 I told you that he would play if we put enough rum I his cat food. 1.0000 0.02667 38 38 0 0