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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2020-06-21T18:07:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2020-07-12T18:16:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2020-06-29T18:14:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | July 6 & 13, 2020 |
Number of captions | 5495 |
Number of responses | 870375 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | At that moment Willow was consumed with three thoughts: she couldn't swim,they were on their third drink,and she was on her ninth life. | 2.1060 | 0.00684 | 12981 | 3354 | 4909 | 4714 |
1 | God, I cannot wait until they go back to work | 2.0987 | 0.00715 | 11683 | 2982 | 4560 | 4129 |
2 | It was times like these that Mr. Snuffles most regretted being declawed. | 2.0335 | 0.00752 | 10754 | 3114 | 4173 | 3463 |
3 | When you suggested wine, the hot tub, your balls and my pussy, I expected something different. | 2.0262 | 0.00907 | 8962 | 3222 | 2298 | 3441 |
4 | Get adopted,” they said. “It’ll be fun,” they said | 1.9758 | 0.00774 | 10240 | 3278 | 3935 | 3022 |
5 | Tonight, your bottom dresser drawer is my litter box. | 1.9240 | 0.00803 | 9954 | 3618 | 3477 | 2852 |
6 | I’m still ignoring you | 1.8848 | 0.00824 | 9069 | 3384 | 3347 | 2333 |
7 | God I wish they’d had kids | 1.8810 | 0.00786 | 9383 | 3345 | 3806 | 2225 |
8 | Must. Remain. Aloof. | 1.8690 | 0.00820 | 8611 | 3151 | 3447 | 2011 |
9 | When the cat nip wears off and you wonder how you got here | 1.8665 | 0.00861 | 8262 | 3156 | 3050 | 2053 |
10 | Everything considered, I think I prefer the hot tin roof . . . | 1.8570 | 0.00965 | 6601 | 2567 | 2411 | 1623 |
11 | It was just then that Kitty realized — like the rest of 2020 — this would not end well. | 1.8497 | 0.00867 | 7762 | 2951 | 3032 | 1772 |
12 | That’s when it hit me. What if the whole ‘9 lives’ is just a myth? | 1.8473 | 0.01538 | 2390 | 886 | 983 | 521 |
13 | In about 10 seconds they’re going to wish they had declawed me. | 1.8396 | 0.00962 | 6298 | 2420 | 2468 | 1410 |
14 | Nine lives matter | 1.8195 | 0.01145 | 5231 | 2350 | 1475 | 1406 |
15 | Bob was beginning to regret adding “Cat Lover” to his dating profile. | 1.8133 | 0.01061 | 5162 | 2071 | 1984 | 1107 |
16 | Pet log, Stardate 4513.3: It's been 63 days since the humans have been in lockdown, and I'm officially in hell" | 1.7858 | 0.00989 | 5929 | 2491 | 2217 | 1221 |
17 | After careful consideration, Mr. Kitty decides to become a stray. | 1.7229 | 0.00929 | 6522 | 2996 | 2331 | 1187 |
18 | Please God, let them go back to work! | 1.7159 | 0.01114 | 4502 | 2079 | 1623 | 800 |
19 | And they wonder why I avoid them all day. | 1.6903 | 0.01335 | 3126 | 1505 | 1084 | 537 |
20 | Get your mind out of the gutter, Paul. This is what I meant. | 1.6707 | 0.01356 | 3055 | 1527 | 1007 | 521 |
21 | Joan and Fred's deaths were swift and horrific. | 1.6681 | 0.01195 | 4278 | 2264 | 1176 | 837 |
22 | You were right, I'm having way more fun now we've added the ball. | 1.6640 | 0.01241 | 3694 | 1880 | 1175 | 639 |
23 | I don't see why the dog says he loves playing ball with them. | 1.6618 | 0.01101 | 4364 | 2149 | 1544 | 670 |
24 | Why don't they just get Netflix like everyone else? | 1.6605 | 0.01259 | 3237 | 1566 | 1204 | 467 |
25 | How long before you guys are forced to face the real problems in your marriage? | 1.6553 | 0.01185 | 3780 | 1879 | 1325 | 576 |
26 | Jon, Super glue was a GREAT idea! | 1.6551 | 0.01331 | 3297 | 1727 | 980 | 590 |
27 | I can’t figure out if I sniffed too much catnip or if they drank too much wine. | 1.6547 | 0.01713 | 1706 | 823 | 649 | 234 |
28 | Quarantine has not been good to Boots. | 1.6543 | 0.01746 | 1640 | 791 | 625 | 224 |
29 | Be honest, Harold, do you think all this isolation is making us weird?” | 1.6505 | 0.01271 | 3087 | 1497 | 1172 | 418 |
30 | I haven't seen that look on his face since we had him neutered. | 1.6486 | 0.01206 | 3631 | 1820 | 1267 | 544 |
31 | Fluffy knew it was only a matter of time before the claws came out, but timing was everything. | 1.6447 | 0.01316 | 3000 | 1501 | 1064 | 435 |
32 | Where’s that stupid dog when you need him? | 1.6429 | 0.01774 | 1641 | 821 | 585 | 235 |
33 | Mittens was not, in fact, “having a ball” | 1.6412 | 0.02795 | 694 | 357 | 229 | 108 |
34 | Honestly I’d prefer a hot tin roof. | 1.6335 | 0.01171 | 3962 | 2072 | 1264 | 621 |
35 | I knew I should’ve meowed at the other couple who wanted to adopt me. | 1.6214 | 0.01282 | 3098 | 1597 | 1077 | 424 |
36 | It was the last moment Joe and Cindy remembered before waking up in the hospital | 1.6209 | 0.01435 | 2775 | 1518 | 791 | 466 |
37 | Finally, all those years of her practice on the Roomba have paid off. | 1.6206 | 0.01430 | 2620 | 1387 | 840 | 393 |
38 | Call the Schroedingers and let them know their cat is here. | 1.6181 | 0.01731 | 1901 | 1043 | 541 | 317 |
39 | Fluffy contemplates the ironies of the ‘safer at home’ initiative | 1.6180 | 0.01434 | 2618 | 1395 | 828 | 395 |
40 | That split second between cata"tonic" and catastrophic | 1.6073 | 0.01518 | 2381 | 1304 | 708 | 369 |
41 | Mittens would never forgive them for what seconds later would live on forever as “the pool incident” | 1.6059 | 0.01419 | 2563 | 1365 | 843 | 355 |
42 | You see, you could never do that with a baby. | 1.6019 | 0.01386 | 2786 | 1519 | 852 | 411 |
43 | They think this is fun. Wait until they go to sleep. | 1.6003 | 0.01699 | 1724 | 911 | 591 | 222 |
44 | Humans........so easy to train...... | 1.5904 | 0.01867 | 1411 | 754 | 481 | 176 |
45 | Mr. Whiskers, ever the unfriendly stoic, tried his best to hide that he was having the time of his life during quarantine. | 1.5831 | 0.01523 | 2195 | 1207 | 696 | 292 |
46 | But I'm weird for playing with yarn? | 1.5807 | 0.03096 | 570 | 325 | 159 | 86 |
47 | Barbara & Kevin couldn’t wait to test Trump’s latest advice: “My medical people - very good people - tell me that drinking wine whilst performing the Macarena in a swimming pool under the supervision of a cat precariously balanced on a blow up ball, is proven to prevent Covid-19.” | 1.5806 | 0.01802 | 1831 | 1089 | 421 | 321 |
48 | The vet said he needed to get more exercise. | 1.5742 | 0.01485 | 2285 | 1269 | 720 | 296 |
49 | 'Can't friggin wait 'til these idiots go back to work.' | 1.5670 | 0.01527 | 2185 | 1247 | 644 | 292 |
50 | Tell us what you did with the dog or we let go of the ball. | 1.5667 | 0.02982 | 607 | 352 | 166 | 89 |
51 | No, I didn't train her. I just said: 'Stay off the beach ball!' | 1.5592 | 0.01757 | 1597 | 933 | 448 | 216 |
52 | You won't believe it, but my last boyfriend and my last cat both hated this game. | 1.5561 | 0.01742 | 1604 | 904 | 508 | 192 |
53 | And that adoption agency called us ‘unfit.’ | 1.5550 | 0.02732 | 618 | 341 | 211 | 66 |
54 | Get adopted, they said. You'll love your new family, they said. | 1.5518 | 0.01781 | 1555 | 888 | 476 | 191 |
55 | You're kidding. I thought he was your cat. | 1.5506 | 0.02354 | 879 | 500 | 274 | 105 |
56 | They could have learned a language during lockdown but no, they chose this. | 1.5504 | 0.01770 | 1566 | 899 | 473 | 192 |
57 | It was at this moment that Mittens knew he had to find a cure for COVID | 1.5491 | 0.02034 | 1324 | 798 | 326 | 200 |
58 | That's it. We've officially run out of things to do. | 1.5481 | 0.02115 | 1113 | 642 | 332 | 139 |
59 | And yet.....He still looks bored. | 1.5467 | 0.01798 | 1476 | 838 | 469 | 169 |
60 | Remember, whoever drops him gets to dry him off. | 1.5467 | 0.01768 | 1606 | 932 | 470 | 204 |
61 | When I pee in their wine glasses, they"ll sober up. | 1.5462 | 0.01929 | 1428 | 850 | 376 | 202 |
62 | I will sit where I want and you can work around me. | 1.5458 | 0.01779 | 1561 | 901 | 468 | 192 |
63 | The Schrodingers on vacation. | 1.5441 | 0.01889 | 1566 | 957 | 366 | 243 |
64 | Remember, if the cat falls in we have to pour another round. | 1.5439 | 0.02322 | 934 | 545 | 270 | 119 |
65 | Must... keep... claws... retracted. | 1.5425 | 0.01738 | 1552 | 881 | 500 | 171 |
66 | Why is it that we all three know this is going to end ugly, but we keep playing? | 1.5415 | 0.02136 | 1036 | 591 | 329 | 116 |
67 | When you're a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. ... Grab the ball by the pussy. You can do anything." | 1.5408 | 0.01931 | 1470 | 895 | 355 | 220 |
68 | And it was at that very moment that I decided, "If I live through today, I will kill them" | 1.5362 | 0.01874 | 1438 | 851 | 403 | 184 |
69 | He just loves finding new ways to be indifferent. | 1.5342 | 0.01943 | 1258 | 728 | 388 | 142 |
70 | This is what happens when I feign interest in them. | 1.5300 | 0.01930 | 1217 | 696 | 397 | 124 |
71 | A large enough litterbox and I could bury them both | 1.5287 | 0.02604 | 783 | 479 | 194 | 110 |
72 | I told you that was good catnip. | 1.5277 | 0.01940 | 1264 | 740 | 381 | 143 |
73 | This didn’t end well for me the last 8 times. | 1.5256 | 0.02138 | 995 | 574 | 319 | 102 |
74 | Have you seen the cat? | 1.5255 | 0.02105 | 1136 | 683 | 309 | 144 |
75 | - cat reconsiders the feral life - | 1.5228 | 0.02070 | 1098 | 645 | 332 | 121 |
76 | I will kill them in their sleep. | 1.5195 | 0.02214 | 1078 | 667 | 260 | 150 |
77 | Before launching #MeowToo, Minerva endured much in silence. | 1.5168 | 0.02262 | 1041 | 650 | 244 | 147 |
78 | Please go back to work. | 1.5161 | 0.02106 | 1058 | 628 | 314 | 116 |
79 | And suddenly Whiskers realized she was ready for her humans to return to work. | 1.5154 | 0.02158 | 1071 | 652 | 286 | 133 |
80 | You're right. It is easier with the ball. | 1.5134 | 0.02311 | 931 | 568 | 248 | 115 |
81 | Don’t complain—these YouTube videos paid for this vacation. | 1.5120 | 0.02207 | 959 | 572 | 283 | 104 |
82 | Just watching them makes me feel superior. | 1.5094 | 0.02299 | 850 | 524 | 228 | 98 |
83 | This didn’t work as well as sitting on their laptops. | 1.5074 | 0.02248 | 950 | 577 | 264 | 109 |
84 | No cats were harmed during the making of this cartoon | 1.5051 | 0.02347 | 877 | 536 | 239 | 102 |
85 | I can't believe I've got to spend nine lives with these bozos. | 1.5024 | 0.02775 | 625 | 383 | 170 | 72 |
86 | But it does keep him off the drapes. | 1.5006 | 0.02265 | 847 | 501 | 268 | 78 |
87 | Day 94, Pouilly-Fuissé kitty toss | 1.4984 | 0.02715 | 632 | 385 | 179 | 68 |
88 | It was in that moment Felix realized he was on his ninth and final life. | 1.4936 | 0.02450 | 857 | 547 | 197 | 113 |
89 | Let’s have another glass of wine and try this with the baby. | 1.4936 | 0.02460 | 855 | 547 | 194 | 114 |
90 | To claw, or not to claw ... | 1.4929 | 0.02548 | 708 | 433 | 201 | 74 |
91 | When you said: "Do you wanna play around with my pussy," this is definitely NOT what I had in mind." | 1.4925 | 0.02612 | 737 | 467 | 177 | 93 |
92 | He only cares about the ball because we’re playing with it. | 1.4910 | 0.02410 | 774 | 471 | 226 | 77 |
93 | If this doesn't go viral, we're doing porn. | 1.4902 | 0.02262 | 767 | 498 | 183 | 86 |
94 | I wish they were dog people. | 1.4893 | 0.02527 | 748 | 467 | 196 | 85 |
95 | Gosh, this is so much easier than with the ferret. | 1.4886 | 0.02648 | 657 | 405 | 183 | 69 |
96 | You hear a hissing noise? | 1.4874 | 0.02304 | 794 | 475 | 251 | 68 |
97 | It works better now that he's declawed. | 1.4867 | 0.02407 | 789 | 489 | 217 | 83 |
98 | The real punishment is having to look at you guys in your bathing suits. | 1.4867 | 0.02565 | 713 | 444 | 191 | 78 |
99 | Cause of death: white privilege. | 1.4859 | 0.02562 | 780 | 503 | 175 | 102 |
100 | Get humans they said. It'll be fun they said... | 1.4852 | 0.02911 | 575 | 364 | 143 | 68 |
101 | A cat, a ball and gravity. What could go wrong? | 1.4834 | 0.02481 | 755 | 471 | 203 | 81 |
102 | After this, getting him in the carrier will be easy. | 1.4827 | 0.02409 | 752 | 459 | 223 | 70 |
103 | Cat rules - No. 14: Cats must always sit on whatever their owner is trying to use | 1.4821 | 0.02710 | 670 | 428 | 161 | 81 |
104 | This is a lot of effort for a funny cat video. | 1.4807 | 0.02539 | 699 | 433 | 196 | 70 |
105 | What 2020 feels like. | 1.4800 | 0.02637 | 675 | 425 | 176 | 74 |
106 | I can't believe I have to waste one of my lives on this. | 1.4786 | 0.02748 | 608 | 383 | 160 | 65 |
107 | I wonder if it’s better to keep my nails to myself or just end it all at once. | 1.4766 | 0.02573 | 661 | 408 | 191 | 62 |
108 | I don't think this is what the relationship therapist meant by taking more risks. | 1.4747 | 0.02811 | 554 | 343 | 159 | 52 |
109 | You guys really need a dog. | 1.4733 | 0.02728 | 581 | 359 | 169 | 53 |
110 | Of all the people looking to adopt a cat...I get these two | 1.4731 | 0.02746 | 613 | 388 | 160 | 65 |
111 | Getting the mouse inside the beach ball is the tricky part | 1.4725 | 0.02772 | 599 | 379 | 157 | 63 |
112 | This will be much harder with the dog. | 1.4723 | 0.02530 | 667 | 411 | 197 | 59 |
113 | Shouldn’t you be out protesting? | 1.4711 | 0.02616 | 658 | 414 | 178 | 66 |
114 | Best of nine. | 1.4691 | 0.02883 | 550 | 349 | 144 | 57 |
115 | You know, I rarely do this on a first date. | 1.4690 | 0.02773 | 548 | 338 | 163 | 47 |
116 | You didn’t tell me you live with a party animal. | 1.4689 | 0.02860 | 531 | 331 | 151 | 49 |
117 | Sprinkles was beginning to wonder if her life-long friendship with Jed and Cindy had just been a case of Stockholm syndrome. | 1.4666 | 0.02734 | 628 | 404 | 155 | 69 |
118 | He started by riding the Roomba but soon started to look for greater challenges | 1.4666 | 0.02687 | 628 | 399 | 165 | 64 |
119 | It had taken Binky months to train them. | 1.4653 | 0.02791 | 619 | 403 | 144 | 72 |
120 | Clueless pet owners, part 3: "The vet said: 'Perhaps she's bored. Try a ball toss.' | 1.4649 | 0.03017 | 499 | 318 | 130 | 51 |
121 | Let's go see if the birdie is ready for a round of badminton. | 1.4635 | 0.03362 | 425 | 277 | 99 | 49 |
122 | As you can see, he’s a well balanced cat. | 1.4635 | 0.02689 | 602 | 379 | 167 | 56 |
123 | I think I hear a hissing sound. | 1.4625 | 0.03617 | 320 | 199 | 94 | 27 |
124 | It got him off your keyboard didn’t it? | 1.4612 | 0.02759 | 516 | 315 | 164 | 37 |
125 | Ever since we got the robot vac, he has to ride on anything that moves. | 1.4608 | 0.03088 | 421 | 259 | 130 | 32 |
126 | Isn't it cute the way cats pretend we are idiots? | 1.4604 | 0.02831 | 543 | 346 | 145 | 52 |
127 | After thirty-seven hours, no one wanted to tell Myrtle and George that Guinness no longer accepts entries for “longest time cat kept in air on ball” category. | 1.4564 | 0.02863 | 539 | 345 | 142 | 52 |
128 | It’s times like this that I wish I weren’t declawed. | 1.4562 | 0.02719 | 559 | 350 | 163 | 46 |
129 | Next trip let's save up so we can swim with dolphins instead | 1.4562 | 0.02801 | 559 | 357 | 149 | 53 |
130 | I dunno. This doesn’t seem as fun as the dog said it would be. | 1.4560 | 0.02796 | 557 | 355 | 150 | 52 |
131 | Schrödinger never forgot the moment his interest switched from experimental to theoretical physics. | 1.4525 | 0.03034 | 537 | 360 | 111 | 66 |
132 | Day 57 | 1.4517 | 0.03039 | 487 | 316 | 122 | 49 |
133 | 'I sincerely miss the time I was Schrodinger's cat' | 1.4511 | 0.02913 | 532 | 346 | 132 | 54 |
134 | WOW...!!! That Gorilla Glue really works...!! | 1.4509 | 0.02993 | 530 | 351 | 119 | 60 |
135 | This is great! Usually she doesn't like the men I bring home. | 1.4505 | 0.02977 | 475 | 302 | 132 | 41 |
136 | The downside of having nine lives. | 1.4489 | 0.02757 | 519 | 324 | 157 | 38 |
137 | Fluffy began to suspect he had been tricked into an elaborate surprise bath time scheme | 1.4487 | 0.03053 | 468 | 302 | 122 | 44 |
138 | Everyone has their own reasons for hating the coronavirus | 1.4471 | 0.02912 | 510 | 329 | 134 | 47 |
139 | All they do is drink, sleep, and play. | 1.4451 | 0.02975 | 501 | 327 | 125 | 49 |
140 | They REALLY need another couple to play with. | 1.4449 | 0.03024 | 499 | 329 | 118 | 52 |
141 | The room and board isn't worth this | 1.4433 | 0.03032 | 494 | 326 | 117 | 51 |
142 | In homes around the world, pets begin to eagerly await their humans return to work | 1.4431 | 0.02958 | 492 | 319 | 128 | 45 |
143 | It’s extreme, yes, but I guarantee they will never ask us to cat-sit again. | 1.4427 | 0.03161 | 436 | 284 | 111 | 41 |
144 | Better than a hot tin roof! | 1.4410 | 0.03109 | 483 | 323 | 107 | 53 |
145 | Felix thought, "This catnip is freakin' amazing!" | 1.4400 | 0.03018 | 475 | 310 | 121 | 44 |
146 | I’d trade all nine lives to have my claws back for one second. | 1.4397 | 0.03114 | 473 | 315 | 108 | 50 |
147 | No way he lands on his feet. | 1.4386 | 0.02956 | 472 | 304 | 129 | 39 |
148 | You’re right. This IS more fun than goat yoga. | 1.4379 | 0.03188 | 443 | 294 | 104 | 45 |
149 | (looking back I realized that letting them make me ride the Roomba was a mistake) | 1.4378 | 0.03058 | 466 | 306 | 116 | 44 |
150 | Say, Charles, do you think this is The New Yorker’s most pathetic attempt yet to work a cat into a cartoon? | 1.4374 | 0.03263 | 423 | 281 | 99 | 43 |
151 | Yup, going back to stray life | 1.4372 | 0.03000 | 462 | 299 | 124 | 39 |
152 | Strange how fast things become the “new normal” | 1.4372 | 0.03031 | 462 | 301 | 120 | 41 |
153 | The crazy glue is really working! | 1.4372 | 0.03153 | 462 | 307 | 104 | 49 |
154 | If we can do this, we’re definitely ready to have a baby! | 1.4358 | 0.03323 | 397 | 262 | 97 | 38 |
155 | At the moment, Mittens wasn’t feeling very “rescued.” | 1.4354 | 0.03101 | 457 | 302 | 111 | 44 |
156 | Well the superglue works | 1.4352 | 0.03126 | 455 | 302 | 108 | 45 |
157 | He had the same look on his face at the dog park." | 1.4349 | 0.03104 | 453 | 299 | 111 | 43 |
158 | On the next toss, try putting more spin on it | 1.4347 | 0.03278 | 398 | 261 | 101 | 36 |
159 | Not quite as much fun as stepping on my bladder at 4:00 every morning, is it Pumpkin? | 1.4346 | 0.03192 | 451 | 303 | 100 | 48 |
160 | I believe it was Jerry Seinfeld who said that nothing is fun for the whole family. | 1.4312 | 0.03139 | 436 | 288 | 108 | 40 |
161 | And so began a revelation - she was over sacrificing her comfort for their amusement, over being the glue that kept the humans’ love life intact, over the debt she felt she owed them for adopting and not shopping. She was finally ready to embrace the joy of missing out. Let them find someone else to post on social media for likes. With this silent proclamation, she set herself free and knocked over their wine glasses before she vanished from their lives, until dinner time. | 1.4298 | 0.03554 | 363 | 248 | 75 | 40 |
162 | There is no winner in a game of cat and spouse. | 1.4296 | 0.03051 | 433 | 286 | 110 | 37 |
163 | Schrödinger's Cat finally reaches a state of superposition. | 1.4282 | 0.03332 | 425 | 291 | 86 | 48 |
164 | White people. | 1.4279 | 0.03446 | 409 | 283 | 77 | 49 |
165 | Don’t show them you’re having fun...Don’t show them you’re having fun...Don’t show them you’re having fun... | 1.4276 | 0.03182 | 421 | 279 | 104 | 38 |
166 | Welcome back to the 2020 Summer Olympics. Jim, would you agree that COVID-19 has made this the oddest games in recent memory? | 1.4262 | 0.03437 | 359 | 238 | 89 | 32 |
167 | Is he enjoying it? I don't know. He's a cat. | 1.4258 | 0.03106 | 418 | 273 | 112 | 33 |
168 | it was then that Bojangles realized he detested mankind. he loathed their childish games, their adolescence. he hated the frothy bowl from which he drank. the pellets he absently munched upon, day by day. a revolution was near. there would be blood. | 1.4258 | 0.03338 | 418 | 286 | 86 | 46 |
169 | And in that instant, Pookers knew he would be finding a new home, right after hiding the bodies. | 1.4258 | 0.03286 | 418 | 283 | 92 | 43 |
170 | Day 97. The humans continue to occupy my home, and have now begun to force my participation in their ‘self care’ activities. Send help. | 1.4255 | 0.03262 | 416 | 280 | 95 | 41 |
171 | Suddenly, Schrödinger’s cat realized it detested indeterminacy. | 1.4251 | 0.03326 | 414 | 282 | 88 | 44 |
172 | I hope they break up. | 1.4248 | 0.03193 | 412 | 273 | 103 | 36 |
173 | Cats get bored if you don't play with them. | 1.4248 | 0.03302 | 412 | 279 | 91 | 42 |
174 | Hey... do you think that maybe this is why the last one ran away? | 1.4244 | 0.03185 | 410 | 271 | 104 | 35 |
175 | It's no goat yoga, but I feel relaxed | 1.4244 | 0.03148 | 410 | 269 | 108 | 33 |
176 | What happened to those quiet days when they went to work. | 1.4240 | 0.03101 | 408 | 265 | 113 | 30 |
177 | Next week we take him bowling. | 1.4222 | 0.03193 | 405 | 268 | 103 | 34 |
178 | Whatever we do, she has to be the center of attention | 1.4218 | 0.03223 | 403 | 268 | 100 | 35 |
179 | Ever since the Roomba he just rides everything. | 1.4214 | 0.03156 | 401 | 263 | 107 | 31 |
180 | Best thing for you Fluffy would be to spit out the goldfish before our arms grow tired. | 1.4214 | 0.03348 | 401 | 273 | 87 | 41 |
181 | No, the cat is not declawed. Why do you ask? | 1.4214 | 0.03253 | 401 | 268 | 97 | 36 |
182 | He still looks bored | 1.4214 | 0.03176 | 401 | 264 | 105 | 32 |
183 | Do you see him, too? | 1.4211 | 0.03457 | 342 | 226 | 88 | 28 |
184 | These midday Quarantinis are making me wish I had only one life! | 1.4211 | 0.03284 | 399 | 268 | 94 | 37 |
185 | I’m getting tired of you two putting me in the middle of your little games | 1.4204 | 0.03418 | 333 | 217 | 92 | 24 |
186 | Drink up smart ones. If I fall in this pool your bed will be my litter box at 3am. | 1.4203 | 0.03268 | 395 | 264 | 96 | 35 |
187 | I call this game 2020. It provides hours of boredom punctuated with bursts of sheer terror! | 1.4198 | 0.03358 | 393 | 267 | 87 | 39 |
188 | At this moment Mittens realized she didn’t have to just sit there and take it anymore | 1.4171 | 0.03023 | 386 | 246 | 119 | 21 |
189 | Clearly humans, I have mastered your silly game | 1.4167 | 0.03291 | 384 | 257 | 94 | 33 |
190 | This is what I get for shredding the last roll of toilet paper | 1.4167 | 0.03393 | 384 | 262 | 84 | 38 |
191 | I hope they both catch it | 1.4167 | 0.03492 | 384 | 267 | 74 | 43 |
192 | I wish the club had a kitty pool. | 1.4162 | 0.03365 | 382 | 259 | 87 | 36 |
193 | Do I really have to put up with this for 8 more lives...... | 1.4162 | 0.03345 | 382 | 258 | 89 | 35 |
194 | Will these morons just get Coronavirus already?? | 1.4162 | 0.03466 | 382 | 264 | 77 | 41 |
195 | Have you noticed that every time we drink the sofa ends up shredded? | 1.4158 | 0.03519 | 380 | 265 | 72 | 43 |
196 | Things have gone downhill from my pharaoh days | 1.4153 | 0.03328 | 378 | 254 | 91 | 33 |
197 | . Fluffy couldn't decide which human she would kill first. | 1.4153 | 0.03411 | 378 | 258 | 83 | 37 |
198 | If she didn't like it she'd jump off. | 1.4153 | 0.03328 | 378 | 254 | 91 | 33 |
199 | 'This is the last time I allow myself to be rescued on the Upper East Side' | 1.4144 | 0.03416 | 374 | 255 | 83 | 36 |
200 | Were I white; they wouldn’t pull this stuff. | 1.4129 | 0.03414 | 356 | 241 | 72 | 35 |
201 | What happened to the seal? | 1.4129 | 0.03390 | 373 | 256 | 81 | 36 |
202 | Can a cat land on his feet under water? | 1.4129 | 0.03271 | 373 | 248 | 96 | 29 |
203 | My cat? I thought it was yours. | 1.4114 | 0.03192 | 367 | 240 | 103 | 24 |
204 | How much wine did you give the cat? | 1.4113 | 0.03289 | 355 | 234 | 96 | 25 |
205 | They're so cute when they're paralyzed with fear. | 1.4110 | 0.03386 | 365 | 247 | 86 | 32 |
206 | I like to call it 'Fur Ball'! | 1.4105 | 0.03399 | 363 | 242 | 85 | 31 |
207 | Nonsense - he's having a ball! | 1.4105 | 0.03354 | 363 | 244 | 89 | 30 |
208 | People---have you considered my dismount? | 1.4105 | 0.03422 | 363 | 247 | 83 | 33 |
209 | Uh oh... this isn’t the Roomba | 1.4100 | 0.03344 | 361 | 242 | 90 | 29 |
210 | A ball of yarn just doesn’t do it for her anymore | 1.4090 | 0.03275 | 357 | 239 | 90 | 27 |
211 | MUST SWALLOW KEY TO WINE CELLAR! | 1.4090 | 0.03462 | 357 | 244 | 80 | 33 |
212 | Downtime at the Schrödinger's | 1.4062 | 0.03675 | 352 | 250 | 61 | 41 |
213 | This will weed out the caption writers. | 1.4062 | 0.03495 | 352 | 242 | 77 | 33 |
214 | He does it just to feel superior. | 1.4059 | 0.03484 | 303 | 199 | 85 | 19 |
215 | How long has that cat been there? | 1.4058 | 0.03522 | 345 | 237 | 76 | 32 |
216 | Remember our first cat? | 1.4057 | 0.03438 | 350 | 238 | 82 | 30 |
217 | Little do they know I've taken swimming lessons | 1.4052 | 0.03428 | 348 | 236 | 83 | 29 |
218 | It was all fun and games for Mittens until the humans stopped leaving the house. | 1.4048 | 0.03683 | 294 | 198 | 73 | 23 |
219 | See, I told you Super Glue would work. | 1.4046 | 0.03430 | 351 | 239 | 82 | 30 |
220 | I figured out how to start it. You figure out how to stop. | 1.4041 | 0.03430 | 344 | 233 | 83 | 28 |
221 | Let’s hope this goes better than it did with the children | 1.4041 | 0.03380 | 344 | 231 | 87 | 26 |
222 | Stubbornness and fear of water combined are strong enough to defy the laws of physics. | 1.4035 | 0.03368 | 342 | 229 | 88 | 25 |
223 | He’ll sit on anything I’m using to get my attention. | 1.4035 | 0.03493 | 342 | 234 | 78 | 30 |
224 | If he were nervous, we'd know. | 1.4035 | 0.03394 | 342 | 230 | 86 | 26 |
225 | Should we give it a spin? | 1.4029 | 0.03507 | 340 | 233 | 77 | 30 |
226 | Eight | 1.4024 | 0.03369 | 338 | 226 | 88 | 24 |
227 | The untenable life of an adult cat of alcoholics. | 1.4024 | 0.03571 | 338 | 234 | 72 | 32 |
228 | Don’t mind him. He’s just here to make sure we remain six feet apart. | 1.4007 | 0.03742 | 287 | 195 | 69 | 23 |
229 | Gato Polo! | 1.4006 | 0.03566 | 332 | 229 | 73 | 30 |
230 | Stultorum infinitus est numerus... The number of fools is infinite | 1.3988 | 0.03546 | 331 | 228 | 74 | 29 |
231 | Hank, do you hear that hissing sound? | 1.3988 | 0.03415 | 331 | 223 | 84 | 24 |
232 | The CBD drops are working! Look how calm he is in the water now. | 1.3988 | 0.03361 | 331 | 221 | 88 | 22 |
233 | 2020 so far: cat’s point of view | 1.3976 | 0.03442 | 327 | 221 | 82 | 24 |
234 | Drop me and it’s Marco Polo with fangs and claws. | 1.3973 | 0.03712 | 297 | 204 | 68 | 25 |
235 | Day #103 with the humans proves to be even more exhausting than Day #102 | 1.3970 | 0.03552 | 330 | 228 | 73 | 29 |
236 | ‘Stay home, save lives’ they say... now I only have 3 left! | 1.3970 | 0.03500 | 330 | 226 | 77 | 27 |
237 | 4 months into the Coronavirus shutdown, Tom and Mary finally felt a sense of accomplishment. | 1.3970 | 0.03366 | 330 | 221 | 87 | 22 |
238 | Honey, your cat glue... it really works! | 1.3970 | 0.03255 | 330 | 229 | 75 | 25 |
239 | Do you think he misses us when we're gone? | 1.3970 | 0.03283 | 330 | 218 | 93 | 19 |
240 | The disappointing moment Larry realizes he misunderstood his wife’s invitation to join her in the spa to “play with her kitty.” | 1.3969 | 0.03721 | 325 | 230 | 61 | 34 |
241 | I knew they really weren't cat people." | 1.3969 | 0.03373 | 325 | 217 | 87 | 21 |
242 | Trying to decide how to murder the humans and make it look like a accident | 1.3963 | 0.03498 | 323 | 220 | 78 | 25 |
243 | I bet you're wondering how I got here. Well it all started when they were deemed non-essential...." | 1.3963 | 0.03526 | 323 | 221 | 76 | 26 |
244 | It was at that moment that Norman felt that chasing a little red light on the wall did NOT make him the inferior species... | 1.3963 | 0.03633 | 323 | 225 | 68 | 30 |
245 | I’m the one who needs a glass of wine. | 1.3960 | 0.03546 | 298 | 200 | 78 | 20 |
246 | I'm so glad things have gone back to normal. | 1.3957 | 0.03529 | 326 | 224 | 75 | 27 |
247 | For the moment, the Schrodingers' cat was both clawed and declawed. | 1.3956 | 0.03702 | 321 | 226 | 63 | 32 |
248 | You’ve made your point - this cat can sit and stay better than my dog. | 1.3950 | 0.03528 | 319 | 218 | 76 | 25 |
249 | Help,I'm on my eighth life and they're on their third bottle | 1.3950 | 0.03528 | 319 | 218 | 76 | 25 |
250 | 8 to go! | 1.3937 | 0.03500 | 315 | 214 | 78 | 23 |
251 | Never in my nine lives have I been so disrespected. | 1.3923 | 0.03559 | 311 | 213 | 74 | 24 |
252 | But Geoffrey, you did say '"let's have a drink, jump in the pool, and have some fun with my pussy!" | 1.3923 | 0.03758 | 311 | 220 | 60 | 31 |
253 | Gonna pop this thing in 3....2.... | 1.3916 | 0.03633 | 309 | 214 | 69 | 26 |
254 | I wasn’t always a grumpy cat. Until one summer day... | 1.3916 | 0.03485 | 309 | 209 | 79 | 21 |
255 | Don't be silly, they love water! | 1.3916 | 0.03545 | 309 | 211 | 75 | 23 |
256 | We call it Cat on a Taut Thin Pouf. | 1.3916 | 0.03775 | 309 | 219 | 59 | 31 |
257 | You got adopted," they said. "It will be fun," they said | 1.3896 | 0.03536 | 308 | 213 | 71 | 24 |
258 | When I asked if I could join them for a poolside highball, this is not exactly what I had in mind. | 1.3896 | 0.03754 | 308 | 218 | 60 | 30 |
259 | When I tell my girlfriends about our first date, what should I call this game? | 1.3896 | 0.03810 | 308 | 220 | 56 | 32 |
260 | Wow... Let's get another glass of wine and see if we can get him to use the diving board. | 1.3896 | 0.03491 | 308 | 209 | 78 | 21 |
261 | He's just as playful as the shelter described him online. | 1.3896 | 0.03551 | 308 | 211 | 74 | 23 |
262 | This is what happens when dog people get a cat. | 1.3896 | 0.03368 | 308 | 205 | 86 | 17 |
263 | The family cat hoping the next eight lives aren’t spent quarantined with humans. | 1.3889 | 0.03685 | 306 | 214 | 65 | 27 |
264 | Great. I’ve been adopted by alcoholics | 1.3889 | 0.03626 | 306 | 212 | 69 | 25 |
265 | I thought when you said I could play with your... nevermind. | 1.3889 | 0.03699 | 306 | 217 | 60 | 29 |
266 | My life was better when you both had jobs | 1.3882 | 0.03521 | 304 | 207 | 76 | 21 |
267 | After the fourth month of constant human presence, Fluffy no longer cared about the “nine lives” theory. | 1.3880 | 0.03715 | 299 | 209 | 64 | 26 |
268 | See? With the ball, it's much more humane. | 1.3880 | 0.03561 | 299 | 204 | 74 | 21 |
269 | Oh, relax. The sign says 'no horseplay.' | 1.3880 | 0.03561 | 299 | 204 | 74 | 21 |
270 | You were right about declawing. | 1.3874 | 0.03567 | 302 | 207 | 73 | 22 |
271 | He can’t wait until the Roomba is fixed | 1.3872 | 0.03577 | 297 | 203 | 73 | 21 |
272 | 99 cats without claws on a ball, 99 cats without claws... | 1.3872 | 0.03640 | 297 | 205 | 69 | 23 |
273 | You were right, the kitty pool is much more fun | 1.3849 | 0.03832 | 265 | 183 | 62 | 20 |
274 | Having tired of the box, Schrödinger’s cat discovered it could, in fact, be both on the ball and not on at all on the ball. | 1.3844 | 0.03878 | 294 | 211 | 53 | 30 |
275 | No, he’s yours in the divorce | 1.3844 | 0.03663 | 294 | 204 | 67 | 23 |
276 | "Oh, we found him at the Cirque d'Soleil shelter." | 1.3844 | 0.03694 | 294 | 205 | 65 | 24 |
277 | $@*% superglue. | 1.3844 | 0.03757 | 294 | 207 | 61 | 26 |
278 | Don't worry, the one she jumps for gets her in the divorce settlement. | 1.3844 | 0.03566 | 294 | 201 | 73 | 20 |
279 | We really should go to AA. | 1.3844 | 0.03534 | 294 | 200 | 75 | 19 |
280 | Wait, do you see the cat, too? | 1.3836 | 0.03647 | 292 | 202 | 68 | 22 |
281 | Whoa! That was some serious 'nip that dude sold me! | 1.3836 | 0.03582 | 292 | 200 | 72 | 20 |
282 | Drunken Cat Tossing Still more interesting than nearly every Nicholas Cage movie. | 1.3836 | 0.03743 | 292 | 205 | 62 | 25 |
283 | Save me from these white people | 1.3836 | 0.03867 | 292 | 209 | 54 | 29 |
284 | Linda's daily horoscope said 'happiness is a balancing cat', and the horoscope was never wrong. | 1.3828 | 0.03823 | 290 | 206 | 57 | 27 |
285 | Wait until my sister and her stupid talking dog get a load of this. | 1.3819 | 0.03746 | 288 | 202 | 62 | 24 |
286 | Once we master this, let’s start having difficult conversations about race. | 1.3819 | 0.03714 | 288 | 201 | 64 | 23 |
287 | I think we are definitely ready to have kids. | 1.3819 | 0.03873 | 288 | 206 | 54 | 28 |
288 | Whiskers decided to let them have their fun. For now. | 1.3813 | 0.03668 | 278 | 191 | 68 | 19 |
289 | Well at least the cat's having a ball. | 1.3811 | 0.03764 | 286 | 201 | 61 | 24 |
290 | I don't know why they say that cats are antisocial. | 1.3811 | 0.03422 | 286 | 191 | 81 | 14 |
291 | People...so easily amused. | 1.3811 | 0.03796 | 286 | 202 | 59 | 25 |
292 | This could just be the Absinthe but do you also see a beach ball under the cat we're throwing to each other?" | 1.3811 | 0.03828 | 286 | 203 | 57 | 26 |
293 | Mittens was going back and forth on whether licking their toothbrushes would be adequate payback. | 1.3803 | 0.03781 | 284 | 200 | 60 | 24 |
294 | The first to drop the ball into the water dies. | 1.3803 | 0.04005 | 284 | 207 | 46 | 31 |
295 | excuse me, I'm sitting here. | 1.3794 | 0.03733 | 282 | 197 | 63 | 22 |
296 | First the hot tin roof and now this? | 1.3794 | 0.03800 | 282 | 199 | 59 | 24 |
297 | I should have knocked the bottle over. | 1.3794 | 0.03699 | 282 | 196 | 65 | 21 |
298 | If I fall in the water, I promise that both of you will wish you had declawed me! | 1.3794 | 0.03800 | 282 | 199 | 59 | 24 |
299 | I wish you were dog people.” | 1.3786 | 0.03917 | 280 | 201 | 52 | 27 |
300 | Let's do the dog next! | 1.3786 | 0.03646 | 280 | 193 | 68 | 19 |
301 | I'll be glad when baseball is back on TV. | 1.3786 | 0.03716 | 280 | 195 | 64 | 21 |
302 | And without warning or fanfare, "kitty-ball" was born. | 1.3786 | 0.03681 | 280 | 194 | 66 | 20 |
303 | I think he was happier when it was just him and the Roomba. | 1.3786 | 0.03884 | 280 | 200 | 54 | 26 |
304 | Only four feet between us. Don't tell Cuomo. | 1.3786 | 0.03818 | 280 | 198 | 58 | 24 |
305 | She still ignores us! | 1.3786 | 0.03750 | 280 | 196 | 62 | 22 |
306 | I hate it when they drink! | 1.3784 | 0.04647 | 185 | 130 | 40 | 15 |
307 | I know you like wet pussy. | 1.3777 | 0.03970 | 278 | 201 | 49 | 28 |
308 | week 75 | 1.3777 | 0.04052 | 233 | 162 | 54 | 17 |
309 | You guys should’ve stuck to making sourdough bread. | 1.3774 | 0.03748 | 265 | 183 | 64 | 18 |
310 | You're right, it IS a lot easier without the dog. | 1.3759 | 0.03550 | 274 | 186 | 73 | 15 |
311 | And then I saw those ads for CBD oil for cats, and I thought, ‘Why not? Can’t hurt.’ | 1.3750 | 0.03788 | 272 | 191 | 60 | 21 |
312 | If I waste even one life on this... | 1.3750 | 0.03859 | 272 | 193 | 56 | 23 |
313 | This new glue seems to really work | 1.3750 | 0.03823 | 272 | 192 | 58 | 22 |
314 | White people are so weird. | 1.3750 | 0.03806 | 272 | 194 | 55 | 23 |
315 | ... and then if the cat falls into the pool, you DRINK! | 1.3750 | 0.03928 | 272 | 195 | 52 | 25 |
316 | I’ll pass on my 9th life. | 1.3750 | 0.03547 | 272 | 187 | 69 | 16 |
317 | Is this really what they do in Florida? | 1.3750 | 0.03961 | 248 | 174 | 55 | 19 |
318 | Ooooh! One more reason to wish the end of humanity on Earth... | 1.3750 | 0.03752 | 272 | 190 | 62 | 20 |
319 | He insists on making sure we stay 6 feet apart. | 1.3750 | 0.03788 | 272 | 191 | 60 | 21 |
320 | That's some strong glue. | 1.3750 | 0.04163 | 272 | 202 | 38 | 32 |
321 | Don't worry, he'll land on his feet. | 1.3741 | 0.03788 | 270 | 192 | 56 | 22 |
322 | My boyfriends usually play with my pussy before I play with their balls, but both at the same time is great. | 1.3741 | 0.04051 | 270 | 197 | 45 | 28 |
323 | Hey Stephanie, let's try it without the ball this time. | 1.3731 | 0.03788 | 268 | 188 | 60 | 20 |
324 | I'm glad we de-clawed him. | 1.3731 | 0.03751 | 268 | 187 | 62 | 19 |
325 | He's not so indifferent now, is he? | 1.3731 | 0.03599 | 268 | 183 | 70 | 15 |
326 | Just have a kid, already! | 1.3722 | 0.03732 | 266 | 185 | 63 | 18 |
327 | Quarantine. Day 156. After consuming seven bottles of Chardonnay in two hours, we failed to cure the virus. However, we solved the quandry of levitation and impressed the dog. | 1.3722 | 0.03881 | 266 | 189 | 55 | 22 |
328 | And they said you can't train them. | 1.3722 | 0.03769 | 266 | 186 | 61 | 19 |
329 | I guess it’s a good thing we didn’t become parents.” | 1.3722 | 0.03881 | 266 | 189 | 55 | 22 |
330 | So tonight the rule is we drink every time she falls in. | 1.3722 | 0.03953 | 266 | 191 | 51 | 24 |
331 | I have heard of the Catskills but this is different | 1.3717 | 0.03849 | 269 | 191 | 56 | 22 |
332 | I better be in the will. | 1.3712 | 0.03788 | 264 | 185 | 60 | 19 |
333 | Nonsense, he looks more relaxed already. | 1.3712 | 0.03633 | 264 | 181 | 68 | 15 |
334 | Careful Carl, don't get my pussy wet. | 1.3712 | 0.03730 | 264 | 196 | 43 | 25 |
335 | It helps him forget he's neutered." | 1.3712 | 0.03633 | 264 | 181 | 68 | 15 |
336 | I should have left this house on January 1st, when they decided to get rid of their TV set because it was election year... | 1.3702 | 0.03845 | 262 | 185 | 57 | 20 |
337 | Amazing—she still won’t come to either one of us. | 1.3702 | 0.03768 | 262 | 183 | 61 | 18 |
338 | What a relief! I have to be honest, I was a little nervous when your profile said you that enjoyed playing with feline inflatables. | 1.3702 | 0.03729 | 262 | 182 | 63 | 17 |
339 | What cats do when the Roomba is no longer a thrill ride. | 1.3702 | 0.03845 | 262 | 185 | 57 | 20 |
340 | Sure he acts stand-offish at first, but really he loves to be the center of attention. | 1.3698 | 0.03661 | 265 | 183 | 66 | 16 |
341 | Say goodbye to your precious cushions you ungrateful owners | 1.3692 | 0.03940 | 260 | 186 | 52 | 22 |
342 | Fluffy was enjoying the quarantine less and less. | 1.3692 | 0.03707 | 260 | 180 | 64 | 16 |
343 | I need a drink more than they do. | 1.3692 | 0.03902 | 260 | 185 | 54 | 21 |
344 | "I love how the couple's therapist gave us a task that also honors our relationship with Fluffy." | 1.3692 | 0.03626 | 260 | 178 | 68 | 14 |
345 | Wouldn’t it be more fun if we had a seal instead? | 1.3692 | 0.03940 | 260 | 186 | 52 | 22 |
346 | Better here than a hot tin roof.” | 1.3692 | 0.03747 | 260 | 181 | 62 | 17 |
347 | Mr. Whiskers contemplated legal action, while Dick and Jane vainly sought YouTube stardom. | 1.3692 | 0.03747 | 260 | 181 | 62 | 17 |
348 | Goat yoga was so passé ! | 1.3691 | 0.03995 | 233 | 163 | 54 | 16 |
349 | Suddenly, and all too sadly, Sebastian came to realize the true purpose of his being declawed. | 1.3682 | 0.03203 | 258 | 182 | 63 | 13 |
350 | For no reason whatsoever, the cat stopped using the litter box. | 1.3672 | 0.03864 | 256 | 182 | 53 | 20 |
351 | I guess they're waiting for me to do something they can put on youtube. Well I'm not playing. | 1.3667 | 0.04721 | 180 | 129 | 36 | 15 |
352 | I’ll set it. You spike it. | 1.3661 | 0.03844 | 254 | 179 | 57 | 18 |
353 | The trick is to keep your eye on the cat, not the ball. | 1.3661 | 0.03678 | 254 | 175 | 65 | 14 |
354 | Just another thing that never would have made sense before quarantine. | 1.3658 | 0.03969 | 257 | 185 | 50 | 22 |
355 | Trust me, I saw it on TikTok. | 1.3651 | 0.03863 | 252 | 178 | 56 | 18 |
356 | I picked the wrong quarantine bubble. | 1.3640 | 0.03671 | 250 | 172 | 65 | 13 |
357 | At least it's safer than the bulldog on the pool noodle. | 1.3640 | 0.03883 | 250 | 177 | 55 | 18 |
358 | What a fun way to teach the cat not to dig her claws into things. | 1.3640 | 0.03714 | 250 | 173 | 63 | 14 |
359 | Unfazed by its previous life/death, Schrödinger's cat ventures into its next quantum phase. | 1.3629 | 0.03986 | 248 | 178 | 50 | 20 |
360 | No, no—he loves it up there! | 1.3618 | 0.03838 | 246 | 173 | 57 | 16 |
361 | Let's drink some wine, they said. It'll be fun, they said... | 1.3618 | 0.03661 | 246 | 169 | 65 | 12 |
362 | Later tonight when they are asleep I will demonstrate that a beach ball does not have nine lives. | 1.3618 | 0.03966 | 246 | 176 | 51 | 19 |
363 | He's just pretending he doesn't see us. | 1.3618 | 0.03751 | 246 | 171 | 61 | 14 |
364 | Look honey, he really likes this! | 1.3618 | 0.03616 | 246 | 168 | 67 | 11 |
365 | At that moment, Fluffy wondered if Wine Wednesday wasn't getting a little out of hand. | 1.3607 | 0.03188 | 244 | 173 | 60 | 11 |
366 | Will they ever go back to work? | 1.3607 | 0.04029 | 244 | 176 | 48 | 20 |
367 | He'll never let us know he's having a good time. | 1.3607 | 0.03814 | 244 | 171 | 58 | 15 |
368 | Well, one good thing about the quarantine — we haven't seen that witch mother of yours. | 1.3607 | 0.03814 | 244 | 171 | 58 | 15 |
369 | He'll do anything to avoid getting wet | 1.3607 | 0.03725 | 244 | 169 | 62 | 13 |
370 | Quarantine Day 100 | 1.3600 | 0.04127 | 225 | 161 | 47 | 17 |
371 | Oh, he actually likes it...it's Marco Polo that drives him crazy. | 1.3595 | 0.03922 | 242 | 172 | 53 | 17 |
372 | I feel like there's a physics joke here somewhere | 1.3584 | 0.03865 | 226 | 157 | 57 | 12 |
373 | I said a ball of yarn. | 1.3583 | 0.03808 | 240 | 168 | 58 | 14 |
374 | No, that‘s also his happy face. | 1.3583 | 0.03854 | 240 | 169 | 56 | 15 |
375 | Kitty's never going to knock Mama's drink off the table again, is he. | 1.3571 | 0.04139 | 238 | 174 | 43 | 21 |
376 | How did the cat adoption paperwork not pre-screen for this? | 1.3562 | 0.03833 | 233 | 163 | 57 | 13 |
377 | Your cat always comes between us! | 1.3562 | 0.03943 | 219 | 153 | 54 | 12 |
378 | Why do they never leave? | 1.3547 | 0.03915 | 234 | 166 | 53 | 15 |
379 | „Using my claws in 3, 2, 1.“ | 1.3547 | 0.03915 | 234 | 166 | 53 | 15 |
380 | Sacrificing my dignity, once again | 1.3547 | 0.03868 | 234 | 165 | 55 | 14 |
381 | How much longer do you think he’s going to make us do this? | 1.3547 | 0.04007 | 234 | 168 | 49 | 17 |
382 | Cat On A Sot Ginned Spoof. | 1.3547 | 0.03961 | 234 | 167 | 51 | 16 |
383 | You’re right. This IS a lot easier after cocktails. | 1.3547 | 0.03915 | 234 | 166 | 53 | 15 |
384 | Cats can't swim? Fake news. | 1.3547 | 0.03915 | 234 | 171 | 45 | 18 |
385 | I'd rather have a hair ball. | 1.3547 | 0.03820 | 234 | 164 | 57 | 13 |
386 | Fluffy's lockdown took a sudden turn for the worse. | 1.3547 | 0.04007 | 234 | 168 | 49 | 17 |
387 | Its your cat, no, it's your cat! | 1.3547 | 0.03961 | 234 | 167 | 51 | 16 |
388 | Sure wish I wasn't declawed. | 1.3547 | 0.03961 | 234 | 167 | 51 | 16 |
389 | And that was the last time Craig ever told a wet pussy joke... | 1.3544 | 0.04104 | 237 | 173 | 44 | 20 |
390 | This is your idea of a threesome? | 1.3534 | 0.03936 | 232 | 165 | 52 | 15 |
391 | I can’t believe we never thought of this before. | 1.3534 | 0.03936 | 232 | 165 | 52 | 15 |
392 | I should have stayed at the animal shelter. | 1.3534 | 0.04076 | 232 | 168 | 46 | 18 |
393 | Sometimes pussy enjoys being on top. | 1.3534 | 0.04121 | 232 | 169 | 44 | 19 |
394 | If I didn't have that catnip addiction, I'd never put up with this. | 1.3534 | 0.03936 | 232 | 165 | 52 | 15 |
395 | I saw it on TikTok, it’s called the furball challenge | 1.3532 | 0.03993 | 235 | 169 | 49 | 17 |
396 | ...so I said to my ex, "Who's the crazy cat lady now?". | 1.3532 | 0.03947 | 235 | 168 | 51 | 16 |
397 | New Yorker: Try to draw something non-political, non-controversial, and non-COVID themed. Cartoonist: . | 1.3529 | 0.03958 | 238 | 171 | 50 | 17 |
398 | Despite their divorce, the couple found a way to stay ready for the volleyball season, share their cat, and socially distance. | 1.3522 | 0.04099 | 230 | 167 | 45 | 18 |
399 | Mittens was beginning to remember why he typically gave Nance and Dennis a wide berth when they cracked a bottle of Rioja. | 1.3522 | 0.04145 | 230 | 168 | 43 | 19 |
400 | Whiskers wondered if anyone else ever felt like an insignificant speck, floating along on a big, bouncy ball.... | 1.3522 | 0.04099 | 230 | 167 | 45 | 18 |
401 | This is our last cat, so let’s try to get a streak of twenty. | 1.3522 | 0.04190 | 230 | 169 | 41 | 20 |
402 | Letting him out of the bag was the best decision I ever made. | 1.3522 | 0.04052 | 230 | 166 | 47 | 17 |
403 | Still suffering from PTSD, Schrodinger's cat engaged in other self-destructive behavior. | 1.3522 | 0.03909 | 230 | 163 | 53 | 14 |
404 | I want my claws back. | 1.3522 | 0.03957 | 230 | 164 | 51 | 15 |
405 | Gin and catatonic. | 1.3522 | 0.04324 | 230 | 172 | 35 | 23 |
406 | One of us is not enjoying this. | 1.3522 | 0.03760 | 230 | 160 | 59 | 11 |
407 | The goldfish are loving this. | 1.3522 | 0.03909 | 230 | 163 | 53 | 14 |
408 | Please fix their WiFi already | 1.3509 | 0.03930 | 228 | 162 | 52 | 14 |
409 | Oh the ball just came with it | 1.3509 | 0.03880 | 228 | 161 | 54 | 13 |
410 | I wonder who’s cat this is. | 1.3509 | 0.04027 | 228 | 164 | 48 | 16 |
411 | All my ex-husbands dropped the ball. | 1.3509 | 0.03979 | 228 | 163 | 50 | 15 |
412 | That adhesive is working really well. | 1.3509 | 0.03779 | 228 | 159 | 58 | 11 |
413 | I thought that the vet was exaggerating when she said that Fluffy had a hemorrhoid as big as a beachball | 1.3509 | 0.04350 | 228 | 171 | 34 | 23 |
414 | Oh, you can see the cat, too? | 1.3509 | 0.03649 | 228 | 161 | 53 | 12 |
415 | ...and if the cat falls in the water, it’s called a scratch! | 1.3509 | 0.03979 | 228 | 163 | 50 | 15 |
416 | He hates people for some reason. | 1.3509 | 0.03930 | 228 | 162 | 52 | 14 |
417 | Maybe it’s the wine, but this ball seems a lot heavier. | 1.3496 | 0.04001 | 226 | 162 | 49 | 15 |
418 | She always has to be the center of attention." | 1.3496 | 0.04001 | 226 | 162 | 49 | 15 |
419 | THE LAST KNOWN PHOTO OF FRITZ THE CAT. WITH FORMER OWNERS GRACE AND GEORGE. | 1.3496 | 0.04239 | 226 | 167 | 39 | 20 |
420 | Someone wants attention. | 1.3496 | 0.04098 | 226 | 164 | 45 | 17 |
421 | His balance is good, but if we are going to be competitive, he is going to need a better stage presence. | 1.3496 | 0.03667 | 226 | 158 | 58 | 10 |
422 | Well, at least one of us is on the ball. | 1.3496 | 0.03901 | 226 | 160 | 53 | 13 |
423 | Now remember, every time you drop the cat in the pool, you have to take a drink. | 1.3496 | 0.02747 | 226 | 173 | 40 | 13 |
424 | Don’t worry, he’ll only use his claws if he falls on your head. | 1.3496 | 0.04049 | 226 | 163 | 47 | 16 |
425 | How was I to know the dog couldn't swim? | 1.3484 | 0.04161 | 221 | 161 | 43 | 17 |
426 | No masks and no conscience. | 1.3484 | 0.04161 | 221 | 161 | 43 | 17 |
427 | This will keep him off the kitchen counter. | 1.3484 | 0.04061 | 221 | 159 | 47 | 15 |
428 | And you said cats weren’t fun. | 1.3484 | 0.03689 | 221 | 152 | 61 | 8 |
429 | I fear that this could end catastrophically. | 1.3484 | 0.04061 | 221 | 159 | 47 | 15 |
430 | schrodinger's catch | 1.3484 | 0.04161 | 221 | 161 | 43 | 17 |
431 | Humans are so easy to entertain. | 1.3482 | 0.03819 | 224 | 157 | 56 | 11 |
432 | Oh look she woke up from her nap. | 1.3482 | 0.03973 | 224 | 160 | 50 | 14 |
433 | As if this day could get any worse. | 1.3482 | 0.03871 | 224 | 158 | 54 | 12 |
434 | It’s called ‘Russian Blue’ Roulette | 1.3482 | 0.03998 | 224 | 163 | 45 | 16 |
435 | When will they go back to work. | 1.3470 | 0.04032 | 219 | 157 | 48 | 14 |
436 | you people need a job | 1.3470 | 0.04084 | 219 | 158 | 46 | 15 |
437 | See? He likes it. | 1.3470 | 0.03819 | 219 | 153 | 56 | 10 |
438 | Rasputin’s well-documented fear of water was exceeded only by his fear of missing out. | 1.3470 | 0.04084 | 219 | 158 | 46 | 15 |
439 | One bottle of wine later, “conference call stat” was quickly translated into “beach ball cat” | 1.3470 | 0.04185 | 219 | 160 | 42 | 17 |
440 | Now, I want you to sit up there and think about what you did. | 1.3470 | 0.03927 | 219 | 155 | 52 | 12 |
441 | Why some pets would prefer a shelter in place of shelter in place | 1.3470 | 0.04333 | 219 | 163 | 36 | 20 |
442 | Let’s take this up a notch, shall we? ... Can you teach her to do a handstand | 1.3470 | 0.01809 | 219 | 166 | 46 | 7 |
443 | if these people don't go back to work... | 1.3470 | 0.04381 | 219 | 164 | 34 | 21 |
444 | Should we stop drinking or is that a cat sitting on the beach ball? | 1.3470 | 0.04084 | 219 | 160 | 43 | 16 |
445 | And Mookie found himself wondering once again when their offices would ever re-open. | 1.3470 | 0.04084 | 219 | 158 | 46 | 15 |
446 | Aren't you glad we had Mr. Fluffles stuffed? He's still playing with us! | 1.3470 | 0.04135 | 219 | 159 | 44 | 16 |
447 | How is this any less scary than the vacuum cleaner? | 1.3470 | 0.04135 | 219 | 159 | 44 | 16 |
448 | Maybe we should make this our last glass of wine... | 1.3470 | 0.03444 | 219 | 164 | 41 | 14 |
449 | It's so refreshing now that things are finally getting back to normal. | 1.3470 | 0.03980 | 219 | 156 | 50 | 13 |
450 | This isn't what I imagined when I got your text! | 1.3468 | 0.04096 | 222 | 161 | 45 | 16 |
451 | Remember when stuff was normal? | 1.3468 | 0.03785 | 222 | 155 | 57 | 10 |
452 | The gravity of the situation suddenly dawned on Felix. | 1.3456 | 0.04002 | 217 | 155 | 49 | 13 |
453 | I’ve always social distanced. Figure it out for yourselves. | 1.3456 | 0.04002 | 217 | 155 | 49 | 13 |
454 | Think we’ll regret this in the morning? | 1.3456 | 0.04002 | 217 | 155 | 49 | 13 |
455 | See, much easier than with the baby.... | 1.3456 | 0.04210 | 217 | 159 | 41 | 17 |
456 | After another glass, let's try it with two. | 1.3456 | 0.04002 | 217 | 160 | 41 | 16 |
457 | This is nothing. You should see what he can do with a unicycle and a bagpipe. | 1.3456 | 0.03169 | 217 | 161 | 45 | 11 |
458 | Her core strength IS amazing! | 1.3455 | 0.03912 | 220 | 156 | 52 | 12 |
459 | ...on second thought, that hot tin roof wasn't so bad... | 1.3442 | 0.04025 | 215 | 154 | 48 | 13 |
460 | I have to say, pets have really helped fill in the void now that we can't have anyone over. | 1.3442 | 0.03803 | 215 | 150 | 56 | 9 |
461 | See! Her penchant for possessiveness far outweighs her fear of getting wet! | 1.3429 | 0.06176 | 105 | 78 | 18 | 9 |
462 | At once, the cat was both alive and dead inside | 1.3427 | 0.04209 | 213 | 156 | 41 | 16 |
463 | This is a lot more fun since we had him de-clawed. | 1.3427 | 0.03880 | 213 | 150 | 53 | 10 |
464 | She's agreeing to this in exchange for total access to the nubby curtains in the family room. | 1.3427 | 0.04048 | 213 | 153 | 47 | 13 |
465 | Nine lives....Eight lives..... | 1.3426 | 0.04115 | 216 | 157 | 44 | 15 |
466 | It took a pandemic and a stay-at-home order, but finally my humans are fully trained | 1.3425 | 0.04127 | 219 | 160 | 43 | 16 |
467 | Make a cat video, they said. It will be fun. It will go viral... | 1.3425 | 0.04227 | 219 | 162 | 39 | 18 |
468 | Fluffy has been a lot calmer since she showed an interest in gin! | 1.3425 | 0.04277 | 219 | 163 | 37 | 19 |
469 | I repeat, when do you two go back to work? | 1.3412 | 0.03958 | 211 | 150 | 50 | 11 |
470 | That moment when you remember you have an assignment due at 11:59p.m. | 1.3412 | 0.04180 | 211 | 154 | 42 | 15 |
471 | Note for life #9: steer clear of pools | 1.3410 | 0.03940 | 217 | 155 | 50 | 12 |
472 | ‘And today’s word is CATapult’ | 1.3410 | 0.04202 | 217 | 160 | 40 | 17 |
473 | This thing must have a hole in it because I hear hissing every time I toss it | 1.3410 | 0.04099 | 217 | 158 | 44 | 15 |
474 | He’s a real pool cat. | 1.3410 | 0.04401 | 217 | 164 | 32 | 21 |
475 | He's doing so well on the new medication! | 1.3410 | 0.03802 | 217 | 155 | 51 | 11 |
476 | The vet said he needed more exercise.... | 1.3410 | 0.03601 | 217 | 149 | 62 | 6 |
477 | And for this I had to be declawed? | 1.3410 | 0.03994 | 217 | 156 | 48 | 13 |
478 | I told you the de-clawing would be worth it. | 1.3410 | 0.03994 | 217 | 156 | 48 | 13 |
479 | Tim, you may want to put on a shirt! | 1.3410 | 0.03994 | 217 | 156 | 48 | 13 |
480 | Precious, we will get back to work one of these days. In the mean time, isn't it fun having us home all the time? | 1.3410 | 0.03940 | 217 | 155 | 50 | 12 |
481 | It seems I am the glue holding this relationship together. | 1.3410 | 0.03830 | 217 | 153 | 54 | 10 |
482 | It was either this or the laser pointer. | 1.3397 | 0.03981 | 209 | 149 | 49 | 11 |
483 | I always wondered what a catbird seat was. | 1.3397 | 0.03922 | 209 | 148 | 51 | 10 |
484 | I told you he’d play ball with us. | 1.3397 | 0.04094 | 209 | 151 | 45 | 13 |
485 | It was at that moment Whiskers realized something had gone horribly wrong. | 1.3396 | 0.03799 | 212 | 156 | 43 | 13 |
486 | You’re freakin meowt. | 1.3394 | 0.04135 | 218 | 160 | 42 | 16 |
487 | Shouldn't we all be wearing masks? | 1.3390 | 0.04591 | 177 | 130 | 34 | 13 |
488 | Taking a nap on the giant ball revealed itself to be a bad idea. | 1.3389 | 0.04537 | 180 | 132 | 35 | 13 |
489 | I think I prefer the Roomba. | 1.3382 | 0.04118 | 207 | 150 | 44 | 13 |
490 | He does this when I try to read the newspaper, too. | 1.3382 | 0.04231 | 207 | 152 | 40 | 15 |
491 | White people doing things. | 1.3382 | 0.04175 | 207 | 151 | 42 | 14 |
492 | Yes, I’m thinking. They’re drinking. Soon I’ll be sinking. | 1.3382 | 0.04003 | 207 | 148 | 48 | 11 |
493 | Why are humans such idiots? | 1.3382 | 0.04032 | 207 | 151 | 43 | 13 |
494 | He's having a blast - don't let him fool you. | 1.3373 | 0.04486 | 166 | 119 | 38 | 9 |
495 | Yet another evening sacrificed to keep their marriage alive. | 1.3366 | 0.03966 | 205 | 146 | 49 | 10 |
496 | I don’t think this is what Schrödinger had in mind! | 1.3366 | 0.03552 | 205 | 152 | 42 | 11 |
497 | Does this feel heavier than usual? | 1.3366 | 0.04026 | 205 | 147 | 47 | 11 |
498 | Focus Don't use your claws, don't use your claws... ohmm | 1.3366 | 0.04313 | 205 | 152 | 37 | 16 |
499 | Enjoy yourselves now. I'll be leaving a "treat" in your bed later...s | 1.3366 | 0.04313 | 205 | 152 | 37 | 16 |
500 | Well who knew cat sitting could be so much fun? . | 1.3366 | 0.04026 | 205 | 147 | 47 | 11 |
501 | Please let this be match point. | 1.3366 | 0.03966 | 205 | 146 | 49 | 10 |
502 | The vet said he should be having more fun in quarantine. | 1.3366 | 0.04085 | 205 | 148 | 45 | 12 |
503 | This is the quickest way to get through all 9 | 1.3366 | 0.04085 | 205 | 148 | 45 | 12 |
504 | No claw! No claw! Claw means water. So, no claw! NO CLAW! | 1.3366 | 0.04200 | 205 | 150 | 41 | 14 |
505 | I think he likes it. | 1.3366 | 0.03781 | 205 | 143 | 55 | 7 |
506 | Uncanny how, no matter how you hit the ball, he stays on top! | 1.3366 | 0.03843 | 205 | 144 | 53 | 8 |
507 | The tranquilizars help. | 1.3366 | 0.03781 | 205 | 143 | 55 | 7 |
508 | I think it was more fun ,when we used the dog | 1.3366 | 0.04200 | 205 | 150 | 41 | 14 |
509 | I'm going to pee on the new oriental if I get wet. | 1.3366 | 0.04143 | 205 | 149 | 43 | 13 |
510 | Watch him land on his feet. | 1.3366 | 0.04257 | 205 | 151 | 39 | 15 |
511 | See? You can teach old cats new tricks. | 1.3366 | 0.04143 | 205 | 149 | 43 | 13 |
512 | I'm SO glad we didn't get an indoor cat. | 1.3366 | 0.04200 | 205 | 150 | 41 | 14 |
513 | Let’s see if she likes some spin | 1.3350 | 0.03988 | 203 | 145 | 48 | 10 |
514 | I began to feel resigned to my fate, and as I gazed outwardly at the world, felt a calming complacency come over me. It was at this juncture that I knew all of the moments interspersed throughout my life were connected by the same divinity that gave it meaning. I saw the craftsmanship of a just God shine through as clear as day, and knew with a firm certainty what I had to do: murder the family that had decided at last they would bathe me by shuffling me back and forth on a beachball. They would die and through this, I would be born again. | 1.3333 | 0.04265 | 204 | 151 | 38 | 15 |
515 | The editor said « not good enough, put a cat in it » | 1.3333 | 0.04193 | 201 | 147 | 41 | 13 |
516 | These two really need to get out more. | 1.3333 | 0.03885 | 201 | 142 | 51 | 8 |
517 | Can’t wait til these idiots go back to their offices | 1.3333 | 0.04367 | 201 | 150 | 35 | 16 |
518 | If only he’d been this much fun in life. | 1.3333 | 0.04367 | 201 | 150 | 35 | 16 |
519 | The vet says this is good for his core | 1.3333 | 0.04032 | 204 | 147 | 46 | 11 |
520 | The shelter said she needs some time to get used to things. | 1.3333 | 0.04011 | 201 | 144 | 47 | 10 |
521 | As I said, she's part of a remarkably stable genus. | 1.3333 | 0.04133 | 201 | 146 | 43 | 12 |
522 | When I said I had a fur ball, this isn't what I meant. | 1.3333 | 0.04072 | 201 | 145 | 45 | 11 |
523 | There's no way this could possibly go wrong! | 1.3333 | 0.04113 | 198 | 143 | 44 | 11 |
524 | One wet pussy coming up! | 1.3333 | 0.04310 | 201 | 149 | 37 | 15 |
525 | Fred, I think we’ve started a new happy hour tradition. | 1.3333 | 0.04052 | 207 | 149 | 45 | 12 |
526 | Reminds me of Spring Break during Veterinary school! | 1.3333 | 0.04193 | 201 | 147 | 41 | 13 |
527 | Marco..... | 1.3317 | 0.03895 | 205 | 146 | 50 | 9 |
528 | You're right, this is the perfect metaphor for marriage. | 1.3317 | 0.04133 | 205 | 150 | 42 | 13 |
529 | I said, "I'd like a new cat toy. Not, I am the new cat toy." | 1.3317 | 0.04292 | 202 | 150 | 37 | 15 |
530 | Think of how much he’d have hated it if we left him at the kitty motel. | 1.3317 | 0.02207 | 202 | 150 | 48 | 4 |
531 | You guys don’t get out much, do ya. | 1.3317 | 0.04116 | 202 | 147 | 43 | 12 |
532 | Professor McGonnagal immediately regretted her decision to attend JK Rowling’s pool party. | 1.3317 | 0.04460 | 202 | 153 | 31 | 18 |
533 | Nothing fazes him. He's catatonic. | 1.3317 | 0.03932 | 202 | 144 | 49 | 9 |
534 | He's successfully balancing his fear of the water with his normally aloof demeanor. | 1.3317 | 0.03994 | 202 | 145 | 47 | 10 |
535 | Unfortunately for the Schroeders, Trixie later rewarded their antics by dropping a live electrical cable into the pool. | 1.3317 | 0.04405 | 202 | 152 | 33 | 17 |
536 | Oh, what do you prefer to do on a first date? | 1.3317 | 0.03739 | 202 | 141 | 55 | 6 |
537 | and we thought we'd run out of things to do in quarantine | 1.3317 | 0.04292 | 202 | 150 | 37 | 15 |
538 | I’m an indoor cat. I’m an indoor cat. | 1.3317 | 0.03840 | 199 | 140 | 52 | 7 |
539 | It's just too bad Letterman retired. | 1.3317 | 0.04096 | 199 | 144 | 44 | 11 |
540 | And you thought passing a HAIRBALL was tough! | 1.3317 | 0.04509 | 199 | 151 | 30 | 18 |
541 | He loves it! Can’t you tell he loves it? | 1.3313 | 0.04711 | 166 | 123 | 31 | 12 |
542 | The Wallendas' cat is amazing! | 1.3300 | 0.04140 | 200 | 146 | 42 | 12 |
543 | Sure, try out for the chat du soleil, they said. | 1.3299 | 0.04365 | 197 | 147 | 35 | 15 |
544 | ‘Wonder if I could quarantine with the neighbors from now on.’ | 1.3299 | 0.04057 | 197 | 142 | 45 | 10 |
545 | I’m ready to see how she does on the Frisbee. | 1.3299 | 0.04482 | 197 | 149 | 31 | 17 |
546 | She usually sits on the TV. | 1.3299 | 0.04183 | 197 | 144 | 41 | 12 |
547 | #48 of 100 fun games and new hobbies to try while 'socially isolating'. | 1.3299 | 0.04057 | 197 | 142 | 45 | 10 |
548 | Yeah, cats are supposed to have a great sense of balance, but man, this is amazing. | 1.3299 | 0.04305 | 197 | 146 | 37 | 14 |
549 | You are right! Somehow the cat always ends up on top! | 1.3299 | 0.04365 | 197 | 147 | 35 | 15 |
550 | Don’t worry- he has eight more | 1.3299 | 0.03793 | 197 | 138 | 53 | 6 |
551 | Let's make it best 5 out of 9! | 1.3299 | 0.04120 | 197 | 143 | 43 | 11 |
552 | This works a lot better with the ball | 1.3299 | 0.04120 | 197 | 143 | 43 | 11 |
553 | He's fantasizing that we're Siegfried and Roy | 1.3299 | 0.03993 | 197 | 141 | 47 | 9 |
554 | Quarantine day #96: Humans are now so drunk that they haven’t noticed there is a ball beneath me. | 1.3299 | 0.04244 | 197 | 145 | 39 | 13 |
555 | This is not the foreplay I had imagined | 1.3299 | 0.03927 | 197 | 143 | 45 | 9 |
556 | How much more wine can we drink before she falls off? | 1.3299 | 0.02671 | 197 | 149 | 41 | 7 |
557 | I guess I just assumed a ‘Maine Coon Beach Ball’ was a cocktail or something? | 1.3299 | 0.05993 | 97 | 71 | 20 | 6 |
558 | Pickles has gotten used to being with us all of the time. | 1.3299 | 0.06169 | 97 | 72 | 18 | 7 |
559 | I think we're ready for America's Got Talent. | 1.3282 | 0.04145 | 195 | 142 | 42 | 11 |
560 | In the winter he prefers curling. | 1.3281 | 0.04317 | 192 | 142 | 37 | 13 |
561 | These trust exercises are getting out of hand. | 1.3264 | 0.04038 | 193 | 139 | 45 | 9 |
562 | It's not equanimity or sangfroid, he's planning his retribution. | 1.3264 | 0.04234 | 193 | 142 | 39 | 12 |
563 | Do you think the cat notices that we're home home often now? | 1.3263 | 0.04147 | 190 | 138 | 42 | 10 |
564 | Knowing he had a few lives left, Felix decided to let loose. | 1.3263 | 0.04214 | 190 | 139 | 40 | 11 |
565 | Do you think she likes this more or that time we accidentally left her on top of the car on the way to the Hamptons. | 1.3263 | 0.04408 | 190 | 142 | 34 | 14 |
566 | You seem to enjoy playing with my pussy | 1.3263 | 0.04344 | 190 | 141 | 36 | 13 |
567 | they will soon tire of this and it will be mine | 1.3263 | 0.06068 | 95 | 70 | 19 | 6 |
568 | I am really tired of writing punch lines for the New Yorker without getting paid! Is the magazine in financial trouble? Or are they just cheapskates? | 1.3263 | 0.04532 | 190 | 144 | 30 | 16 |
569 | Four Covid-19 recommendations: Socially distance, adopt pet, get exercise, drink heavily. | 1.3263 | 0.04532 | 190 | 144 | 30 | 16 |
570 | Who says cats aren't as fun as dogs?! | 1.3263 | 0.04080 | 190 | 137 | 44 | 9 |
571 | Ken, next time put some spin on it! | 1.3263 | 0.04147 | 190 | 138 | 42 | 10 |
572 | I will pee in their wine | 1.3246 | 0.04195 | 191 | 140 | 40 | 11 |
573 | First it was binge watching Tiger King. And now this. | 1.3246 | 0.04388 | 191 | 143 | 34 | 14 |
574 | I’m so glad I picked the ‘Lovers of Retired Circus Cats’ package. | 1.3246 | 0.04261 | 191 | 141 | 38 | 12 |
575 | How did we end up in the kitty pool again!? | 1.3246 | 0.04195 | 191 | 140 | 40 | 11 |
576 | What it feels like being an independent voter | 1.3245 | 0.04307 | 188 | 139 | 37 | 12 |
577 | I'm so glad we decided not to have kids, imagine doing this with a baby | 1.3245 | 0.04307 | 188 | 139 | 37 | 12 |
578 | Muffy concluded the new batch of catnip was a little too potent. | 1.3245 | 0.04307 | 188 | 139 | 37 | 12 |
579 | His Roomba cross-training has really paid off! | 1.3245 | 0.04034 | 188 | 135 | 45 | 8 |
580 | He's an adrenaline junky. | 1.3245 | 0.04173 | 188 | 137 | 41 | 10 |
581 | This would be a lot more fun without the ball. | 1.3245 | 0.04173 | 188 | 137 | 41 | 10 |
582 | Frustrated by Divorce Court delay, the Peters play a Drinking Game to determine custody of their cat. | 1.3232 | 0.04572 | 164 | 121 | 33 | 10 |
583 | Trust me, the rules will make much more sense when you’re drunk. | 1.3232 | 0.04653 | 164 | 122 | 31 | 11 |
584 | Get some humans they said, it will be fun they said. | 1.3228 | 0.04221 | 189 | 139 | 39 | 11 |
585 | I thought he was YOUR cat. | 1.3228 | 0.04086 | 189 | 137 | 43 | 9 |
586 | Her profile said she likes cats, swimming, and water sports. | 1.3226 | 0.04128 | 186 | 135 | 42 | 9 |
587 | It was then, that Steve the cat thought all humans should die. | 1.3226 | 0.04198 | 186 | 136 | 40 | 10 |
588 | Quarantine has been a whole new ball game. | 1.3211 | 0.04202 | 190 | 140 | 39 | 11 |
589 | See? It’s both a particle AND a wave | 1.3211 | 0.03313 | 190 | 148 | 31 | 11 |
590 | Drinking does make this more fun.” | 1.3211 | 0.03928 | 190 | 136 | 47 | 7 |
591 | Obviously, game is to nine. | 1.3211 | 0.04136 | 190 | 139 | 41 | 10 |
592 | My cat? I thought it was your cat! | 1.3211 | 0.04068 | 190 | 138 | 43 | 9 |
593 | See, if you believe strongly enough in Trump, logic just flies out the window. | 1.3211 | 0.04268 | 190 | 141 | 37 | 12 |
594 | Jerry, you think the cat's having a ball? | 1.3209 | 0.04315 | 187 | 139 | 36 | 12 |
595 | After 3 months of quarantine, Buster gives in | 1.3209 | 0.03627 | 187 | 137 | 43 | 7 |
596 | Why did liquor stores have to be considered an essential business? -The Cat | 1.3209 | 0.04510 | 187 | 142 | 30 | 15 |
597 | And you wonder why I throw up!! Cheers john | 1.3209 | 0.04446 | 187 | 141 | 32 | 14 |
598 | Let's play tennis with him tomorrow. | 1.3209 | 0.03894 | 187 | 133 | 48 | 6 |
599 | The heck with wine, let’s smoke the catnip! | 1.3209 | 0.04381 | 187 | 140 | 34 | 13 |
600 | I told you he'd love it. | 1.3209 | 0.03967 | 187 | 134 | 46 | 7 |
601 | I just couldn't tell him he'd been neutered. | 1.3209 | 0.04315 | 187 | 139 | 36 | 12 |
602 | Gotta stop hitting the catnip this early in the day. | 1.3209 | 0.04179 | 187 | 137 | 40 | 10 |
603 | Screw PETA, this is fun! | 1.3209 | 0.04179 | 187 | 137 | 40 | 10 |
604 | Honey, I've never understood why cats think that they are smarter than people. | 1.3209 | 0.04247 | 187 | 138 | 38 | 11 |
605 | From now on, Charlie, this is what happens every time you tip over the goldfish bowl. | 1.3209 | 0.04247 | 187 | 138 | 38 | 11 |
606 | Loser gets her in the divorce. | 1.3209 | 0.04247 | 187 | 138 | 38 | 11 |
607 | Quarantine’s got us ALL trying new things! | 1.3207 | 0.04153 | 184 | 134 | 41 | 9 |
608 | The usually disinterested Whiskers decided to perform the balance-on-moving-ball trick ironically after noting that Ken and Debra did not have their cell phones near the pool and nobody on social media would believe them. He wore his trademark "if I cared I would hate you" expression throughout the exercise. | 1.3207 | 0.04224 | 184 | 135 | 39 | 10 |
609 | Work / Life balance, they said. | 1.3207 | 0.04497 | 184 | 139 | 31 | 14 |
610 | The Schrödinger cat is simultaneously flying on a giant ball and drowned in a pool | 1.3207 | 0.04497 | 184 | 139 | 31 | 14 |
611 | This is not a vacation | 1.3207 | 0.04008 | 184 | 132 | 45 | 7 |
612 | David, is there anything else we can add to this picture to show my followers how much fun we're having staying at home? | 1.3207 | 0.04224 | 184 | 135 | 39 | 10 |
613 | When it pops, run like hell! | 1.3207 | 0.04153 | 184 | 139 | 33 | 12 |
614 | These days, I have do anything to keep them entertained. | 1.3207 | 0.04294 | 184 | 136 | 37 | 11 |
615 | Why can’t they ever draw us doing something normal. | 1.3207 | 0.04430 | 184 | 138 | 33 | 13 |
616 | Give Kitty another drink, honey. | 1.3207 | 0.04294 | 184 | 136 | 37 | 11 |
617 | Wouldn't he prefer a hot tin roof? | 1.3207 | 0.02888 | 184 | 139 | 39 | 6 |
618 | Winning couples advance to the Porcupine Semifinals. | 1.3207 | 0.04627 | 184 | 141 | 27 | 16 |
619 | Now will you reconsider your plans to shred the couch? | 1.3207 | 0.04153 | 184 | 134 | 41 | 9 |
620 | Great,now I'm an actual fur ball. | 1.3207 | 0.04224 | 184 | 135 | 39 | 10 |
621 | We're crushing it on empty nesting. | 1.3207 | 0.04008 | 184 | 132 | 45 | 7 |
622 | Wait, what the hell are we doing? | 1.3207 | 0.03895 | 184 | 133 | 44 | 7 |
623 | I told you I hate water. | 1.3207 | 0.04008 | 184 | 132 | 45 | 7 |
624 | I could use a little distancing too. | 1.3207 | 0.04294 | 184 | 136 | 37 | 11 |
625 | The meditation classes are really helping her focus. | 1.3207 | 0.04362 | 184 | 137 | 35 | 12 |
626 | Tell me when to press paws. | 1.3207 | 0.04153 | 184 | 134 | 41 | 9 |
627 | How do you like not being in control for a change? Huh? | 1.3207 | 0.04430 | 184 | 138 | 33 | 13 |
628 | pas de chat | 1.3207 | 0.04224 | 184 | 135 | 39 | 10 |
629 | It's not that amazing. Cats hate water. | 1.3207 | 0.04497 | 184 | 139 | 31 | 14 |
630 | The article said it's good to plan at-home activities that include the whole family. | 1.3207 | 0.04153 | 184 | 134 | 41 | 9 |
631 | Will they ever get back to the office? | 1.3207 | 0.04224 | 184 | 135 | 39 | 10 |
632 | Beats cat on a hot tin roof any day. | 1.3207 | 0.04497 | 184 | 139 | 31 | 14 |
633 | So the goal of this game is pretty simple... | 1.3190 | 0.04237 | 163 | 117 | 40 | 6 |
634 | Explain the rules again. When the cat falls of do we drink or run? | 1.3189 | 0.04274 | 185 | 137 | 37 | 11 |
635 | I wish they’d just neutered me. | 1.3187 | 0.04460 | 182 | 137 | 32 | 13 |
636 | Felix longed for the days when people considered themselves a dog person. | 1.3187 | 0.04460 | 182 | 137 | 32 | 13 |
637 | When are they going back to work? | 1.3187 | 0.04321 | 182 | 135 | 36 | 11 |
638 | Enjoy your little game now humans. Tomorrow you will be playing furball slalom in the living room. | 1.3187 | 0.04659 | 182 | 140 | 26 | 16 |
639 | I told you he was a real party animal. | 1.3187 | 0.04356 | 182 | 138 | 31 | 13 |
640 | He prefers it to the hot tin roof. | 1.3187 | 0.04179 | 182 | 133 | 40 | 9 |
641 | If you told me before the quarantine that we could teach her this… | 1.3187 | 0.04251 | 182 | 134 | 38 | 10 |
642 | Oh she's not scared. That's her resting "I hate you /when's dinner' face. | 1.3187 | 0.04321 | 182 | 135 | 36 | 11 |
643 | Schrodinger's Cat with a twist: is she wet or dry? | 1.3187 | 0.04594 | 182 | 139 | 28 | 15 |
644 | I think my pussy may be getting wet if you keep doing that. | 1.3187 | 0.04391 | 182 | 136 | 34 | 12 |
645 | I'm warning you, hell hath no fury like a wet cat! | 1.3187 | 0.04391 | 182 | 136 | 34 | 12 |
646 | This is why I got declawed? | 1.3187 | 0.04251 | 182 | 134 | 38 | 10 |
647 | Now Hank! Don’t bring politics into this. You have to admit this is the best Covid idea the President has had since Monkey wrangling | 1.3187 | 0.04391 | 182 | 136 | 34 | 12 |
648 | Fluffy never paid much attention to Don and Janet’s silly drinking games, but he knew somehow this one would not end well! | 1.3187 | 0.04031 | 182 | 131 | 44 | 7 |
649 | See? If you paint his swollen testicle like a beach ball, no one can tell. | 1.3187 | 0.04788 | 182 | 142 | 22 | 18 |
650 | As Fluffy contemplated her future, she wondered how long access to gourmet kibble would render the Bernstein's indignities tolerable. | 1.3187 | 0.04460 | 182 | 137 | 32 | 13 |
651 | Lockdown was getting too much for Tiddles. | 1.3187 | 0.04031 | 182 | 131 | 44 | 7 |
652 | I really thought they'd just have a kid by now. | 1.3187 | 0.04391 | 182 | 136 | 34 | 12 |
653 | I know I have 9 of them, but these white people are acting like this one doesn't matter. | 1.3187 | 0.04179 | 182 | 133 | 40 | 9 |
654 | Is this a bad time to tell you I'm more of a dog person? | 1.3187 | 0.04179 | 182 | 133 | 40 | 9 |
655 | CATVID-19 | 1.3184 | 0.04441 | 179 | 134 | 33 | 12 |
656 | See, I told you - once he finds a good spot its possible to get him off! | 1.3182 | 0.05193 | 132 | 99 | 24 | 9 |
657 | When are they going back to work? I'm not their plaything. | 1.3182 | 0.05081 | 132 | 98 | 26 | 8 |
658 | So how should we include the dog? | 1.3167 | 0.04420 | 180 | 134 | 33 | 12 |
659 | So help me, I will be in the background for your next meeting. | 1.3162 | 0.05516 | 117 | 88 | 21 | 8 |
660 | We adopted him from the Barnum's | 1.3150 | 0.05443 | 127 | 97 | 20 | 10 |
661 | At that moment, Newton discovered a cat-sized hole in the theory of gravity. | 1.3149 | 0.04604 | 181 | 139 | 27 | 15 |
662 | Do all nine of my lives mean nothing to you, Karen!? | 1.3149 | 0.04111 | 181 | 132 | 41 | 8 |
663 | Claws in! Claws in! | 1.3149 | 0.04185 | 181 | 133 | 39 | 9 |
664 | He's a rescue- the poor guy had bounced from home to home before I adopted him | 1.3149 | 0.04399 | 181 | 136 | 33 | 12 |
665 | They don’t know in one of my other lives I was a seal. | 1.3149 | 0.04399 | 181 | 136 | 33 | 12 |
666 | She likes it and has eight lives to go if we miss. Stop worrying. | 1.3149 | 0.04035 | 181 | 131 | 43 | 7 |
667 | And you guarantee this will make her sleepy? | 1.3149 | 0.04185 | 181 | 133 | 39 | 9 |
668 | You take her! No, You take her! | 1.3149 | 0.04111 | 181 | 132 | 41 | 8 |
669 | Suddenly, Felix realized he may have to move. | 1.3149 | 0.03550 | 181 | 135 | 39 | 7 |
670 | Cats are so Zen. | 1.3146 | 0.04155 | 178 | 130 | 40 | 8 |
671 | Have fun now, cuz when you’re done, you’re both getting face tattoos. | 1.3146 | 0.04520 | 178 | 135 | 30 | 13 |
672 | It's his ball. | 1.3146 | 0.04230 | 178 | 131 | 38 | 9 |
673 | I’m so happy they added a kitty pool. | 1.3146 | 0.04378 | 178 | 133 | 34 | 11 |
674 | Muffin assumed she would be transported on a soft cushion, when the cat job ad said, "involves travel". | 1.3143 | 0.04574 | 175 | 133 | 29 | 13 |
675 | Fluffy, tiring of the game, contemplates taking her paw off the leak. | 1.3121 | 0.04607 | 173 | 132 | 28 | 13 |
676 | We were smart giving her swim lessons as a kitten. | 1.3121 | 0.04305 | 173 | 128 | 36 | 9 |
677 | Just pretend he’s not there. | 1.3121 | 0.04533 | 173 | 131 | 30 | 12 |
678 | Don't worry! We'll dry her off in the microwave. | 1.3121 | 0.04820 | 173 | 135 | 22 | 16 |
679 | I know you two haven’t been sleeping in the same bed. This isn’t the answer. | 1.3103 | 0.04126 | 174 | 127 | 40 | 7 |
680 | I just want to feel something | 1.3103 | 0.04361 | 174 | 130 | 34 | 10 |
681 | Life number two here I come. | 1.3103 | 0.04284 | 174 | 129 | 36 | 9 |
682 | Ignore him, he's just trying to get my attention | 1.3103 | 0.04284 | 174 | 129 | 36 | 9 |
683 | He'll just sit and pout until we feed him. | 1.3103 | 0.04511 | 174 | 132 | 30 | 12 |
684 | You did remember to trim his claws, right dear? | 1.3103 | 0.04284 | 174 | 129 | 36 | 9 |
685 | You know, I usually have a hard time reading Buttercup's emotions, but it's times like this when you can see how much she hates us. | 1.3103 | 0.04284 | 174 | 129 | 36 | 9 |
686 | One drink and they turn into animals. | 1.3103 | 0.04361 | 174 | 130 | 34 | 10 |
687 | OK, two lives to go! | 1.3103 | 0.04436 | 174 | 131 | 32 | 11 |
688 | Dear Covid-19, please send them back to work !” | 1.3103 | 0.04436 | 174 | 131 | 32 | 11 |
689 | I told you, he won’t budge till you feed him. | 1.3103 | 0.04436 | 174 | 131 | 32 | 11 |
690 | This isn't as much fun as sitting on the computer, is it Mittens? | 1.3081 | 0.04232 | 172 | 127 | 37 | 8 |
691 | This is nothing. The last childless marriage I saved I was shot out of a canon. | 1.3081 | 0.04311 | 172 | 128 | 35 | 9 |
692 | Who knew, hydroxychloroquine, alcohol and being rich and white gives you super powers. | 1.3081 | 0.04466 | 172 | 130 | 31 | 11 |
693 | Pandemic Olympics | 1.3081 | 0.04109 | 172 | 128 | 36 | 8 |
694 | Still better than children | 1.3081 | 0.04068 | 172 | 125 | 41 | 6 |
695 | Damn super glue. | 1.3081 | 0.04616 | 172 | 132 | 27 | 13 |
696 | The idea of the game is to see who can avoid getting their eyes scratched out after the ball explodes. | 1.3081 | 0.04151 | 172 | 126 | 39 | 7 |
697 | I say you're wrong, cats can learn to swim. | 1.3081 | 0.04232 | 172 | 127 | 37 | 8 |
698 | Don’t scare the cat or this game is over. | 1.3081 | 0.04311 | 172 | 128 | 35 | 9 |
699 | Dear lord, here we go again ... | 1.3081 | 0.04466 | 172 | 130 | 31 | 11 |
700 | It's his favorite way to cool off after spending the day on that tin roof! | 1.3081 | 0.04311 | 172 | 128 | 35 | 9 |
701 | As "Shelter in Place" progressed, Felix found himself wishing more and more for normal times | 1.3081 | 0.04542 | 172 | 131 | 29 | 12 |
702 | How did we not think of this before quarantine? | 1.3081 | 0.04311 | 172 | 128 | 35 | 9 |
703 | Meow-co polo. | 1.3081 | 0.04761 | 172 | 134 | 23 | 15 |
704 | Looks like the CBD oil did the trick. | 1.3081 | 0.04311 | 172 | 128 | 35 | 9 |
705 | And just like that, Penelope volunteered to help the Morrisons work through their “Empty Nest” despair. | 1.3081 | 0.04232 | 172 | 127 | 37 | 8 |
706 | We haven’t had wine in so long that I swear I see a cat riding this beach ball. | 1.3081 | 0.04542 | 172 | 131 | 29 | 12 |
707 | I want at least one of his lives to be memorable. | 1.3081 | 0.04232 | 172 | 127 | 37 | 8 |
708 | This sounded creepy over the phone but it turned out really fun. | 1.3081 | 0.04151 | 172 | 129 | 36 | 7 |
709 | Felix wonders what game his inebriated, quarantined owners will think of next. | 1.3081 | 0.04389 | 172 | 129 | 33 | 10 |
710 | You go “Me” and I’ll go “ow” | 1.3081 | 0.04311 | 172 | 128 | 35 | 9 |
711 | You were right, 'cat ball' is a lot more fun than goat yoga! | 1.3081 | 0.04389 | 172 | 129 | 33 | 10 |
712 | We should probably stop mixing the edibles with the merlot. | 1.3077 | 0.04441 | 169 | 127 | 32 | 10 |
713 | No, the sign specifically said no horseplay. | 1.3077 | 0.04597 | 169 | 129 | 28 | 12 |
714 | Niles ponders methods for summoning the murder hornets | 1.3077 | 0.04520 | 169 | 128 | 30 | 11 |
715 | Be careful, the second he takes his claws out of the ball, this game ends. | 1.3077 | 0.04441 | 169 | 127 | 32 | 10 |
716 | Wanting to maintain the appearance of dominance over the humans, Smuckers had no other option but to remain on the ball. | 1.3077 | 0.04280 | 169 | 125 | 36 | 8 |
717 | So glad we decided to taxidermy mr. whiskers to a beach ball. | 1.3077 | 0.04520 | 169 | 128 | 30 | 11 |
718 | This is so much more fun since we had him de-clawed. | 1.3077 | 0.04361 | 169 | 126 | 34 | 9 |
719 | Finally! A monetizable cat video! | 1.3077 | 0.04361 | 169 | 126 | 34 | 9 |
720 | I think you're taking this whole "cat sitting" thing too literally... | 1.3077 | 0.04673 | 169 | 130 | 26 | 13 |
721 | The healing power of pet therapy was being felt by almost everyone. | 1.3077 | 0.04441 | 169 | 127 | 32 | 10 |
722 | Come play with the ball, they said... | 1.3077 | 0.04361 | 169 | 126 | 34 | 9 |
723 | If he's willing to shelter at home with us, the least we can do is keep him entertained... | 1.3077 | 0.04112 | 169 | 122 | 40 | 6 |
724 | You can't train a cat. Your cat trains you. | 1.3077 | 0.04196 | 169 | 124 | 38 | 7 |
725 | See? I told you the Valium would do the trick! | 1.3077 | 0.04441 | 169 | 127 | 32 | 10 |
726 | Not again - this game ended my seventh life. | 1.3077 | 0.04441 | 169 | 127 | 32 | 10 |
727 | Just when I thought that humans couldn't get any stupider. Don't they know this is MY ball? | 1.3077 | 0.04441 | 169 | 127 | 32 | 10 |
728 | How did I get caught in the middle of these desperate attempts to save their marriage? | 1.3077 | 0.04196 | 169 | 124 | 38 | 7 |
729 | It's not what I envisioned when I said, "Some day you'll see me in The New Yorker." | 1.3077 | 0.04512 | 156 | 116 | 32 | 8 |
730 | I'm so happy you're not a dog person. | 1.3066 | 0.04811 | 137 | 102 | 28 | 7 |
731 | Quarantine Continues | 1.3054 | 0.04630 | 167 | 128 | 27 | 12 |
732 | And to think when you first proposed this, I was skeptical. | 1.3054 | 0.04136 | 167 | 122 | 39 | 6 |
733 | I told you Larry, I have to be close to my therapy cat at all times! | 1.3054 | 0.04307 | 167 | 124 | 35 | 8 |
734 | Just get the hell out of the pool if the kitty hits the water. | 1.3054 | 0.04471 | 167 | 126 | 31 | 10 |
735 | The cat thought of nothing but murder. | 1.3054 | 0.04390 | 167 | 125 | 33 | 9 |
736 | Easier than ending racism. | 1.3054 | 0.04307 | 167 | 124 | 35 | 8 |
737 | This one will make us Tik-Tok famous for sure. | 1.3054 | 0.04307 | 167 | 124 | 35 | 8 |
738 | Drunk and maskless in my litter box again. Who Screens these people at the pet adoption center? | 1.3054 | 0.04307 | 167 | 124 | 35 | 8 |
739 | PETA never mentions the upsides of declawing. | 1.3054 | 0.04551 | 167 | 127 | 29 | 11 |
740 | Just a few more, Bill. I'm dying to see what else she's eaten beside that mouse. | 1.3054 | 0.04630 | 167 | 128 | 27 | 12 |
741 | She coughed it up , so now she thinks it’s hers. | 1.3054 | 0.04471 | 167 | 126 | 31 | 10 |
742 | Bob and Carol’s big mistake: the cat is sober! | 1.3054 | 0.04390 | 167 | 125 | 33 | 9 |
743 | Who needs the Catskills when we have cat-skills? | 1.3054 | 0.04390 | 167 | 125 | 33 | 9 |
744 | Up until this very moment I didn't truly understand the Ancient Egyptians. | 1.3054 | 0.04136 | 167 | 122 | 39 | 6 |
745 | In the third month of lockdown, they remembered how to have fun. | 1.3041 | 0.04317 | 171 | 128 | 34 | 9 |
746 | Day drinking made them weird, but Felix did like the attention. | 1.3041 | 0.04664 | 148 | 111 | 29 | 8 |
747 | Super glue seems to be working this time! | 1.3030 | 0.04663 | 165 | 127 | 26 | 12 |
748 | Please go to work. Meow. | 1.3030 | 0.04249 | 165 | 122 | 36 | 7 |
749 | How many lives has it been so far? | 1.3030 | 0.04663 | 165 | 127 | 26 | 12 |
750 | No, silly! He loves it. He really does. He wouldn't sit up there if he didn't love it! What? I'm not durnk! You're drunnnk! Shhhhut up! You don't love me! Why do you always do thish? You rooooin it! I'M A HUMAN BEEEEING!! | 1.3030 | 0.04742 | 165 | 128 | 24 | 13 |
751 | Aren't you glad we didn't get the Labrador Retriever. | 1.3030 | 0.04419 | 165 | 124 | 32 | 9 |
752 | Cat Lives Matter | 1.3025 | 0.04641 | 162 | 124 | 27 | 11 |
753 | You did press 'record' on your phone, right? | 1.3025 | 0.04473 | 162 | 122 | 31 | 9 |
754 | She's usually asleep by now. | 1.3025 | 0.04386 | 162 | 121 | 33 | 8 |
755 | How many lives does Felix have left? | 1.3025 | 0.04386 | 162 | 121 | 33 | 8 |
756 | It'll be fine, she has nine lives. | 1.3025 | 0.04116 | 162 | 118 | 39 | 5 |
757 | Only eight left after this. | 1.3025 | 0.04208 | 162 | 119 | 37 | 6 |
758 | He always has to one-up the seal. | 1.3025 | 0.04386 | 162 | 121 | 33 | 8 |
759 | I wish they’d get a dog | 1.3012 | 0.04396 | 166 | 125 | 32 | 9 |
760 | Honey where’s the cat | 1.3012 | 0.04140 | 166 | 122 | 38 | 6 |
761 | She’s been practicing on the Roomba! | 1.3006 | 0.04276 | 163 | 121 | 35 | 7 |
762 | Finally, the cat is out of the bag. | 1.3000 | 0.02704 | 160 | 127 | 27 | 6 |
763 | You know how many likes we’ll get if we take a video of this, honey? | 1.3000 | 0.04234 | 160 | 118 | 36 | 6 |
764 | What could possibly go wrong? | 1.3000 | 0.04675 | 160 | 123 | 26 | 11 |
765 | Always needing to be the center of attention. | 1.3000 | 0.04675 | 160 | 123 | 26 | 11 |
766 | The vet said Fluffy should exercise more | 1.3000 | 0.04140 | 160 | 117 | 38 | 5 |
767 | I’d much rather be the cat in the hat | 1.3000 | 0.04416 | 160 | 120 | 32 | 8 |
768 | I’m the one who needs a drink! 😾 | 1.3000 | 0.04590 | 160 | 122 | 28 | 10 |
769 | You can go back to work now. | 1.3000 | 0.04326 | 160 | 119 | 34 | 7 |
770 | They must have spiked their wine with my capnip again... | 1.3000 | 0.04590 | 160 | 122 | 28 | 10 |
771 | Just when I thought 2020 couldn’t be more of a CATastrophy! | 1.3000 | 0.04590 | 160 | 122 | 28 | 10 |
772 | Now, he's awake! | 1.3000 | 0.03895 | 160 | 121 | 31 | 7 |
773 | If he always looks grumpy, how are we supposed to know when he actually means it? | 1.3000 | 0.03524 | 160 | 121 | 34 | 5 |
774 | This sure beats a hot tin roof! | 1.3000 | 0.04140 | 160 | 117 | 38 | 5 |
775 | Honey, I think I almost saw Mr. Whiskers smile this time. | 1.3000 | 0.04326 | 160 | 119 | 34 | 7 |
776 | Psychologically, they’re my parents. | 1.3000 | 0.04326 | 160 | 119 | 34 | 7 |
777 | Mr. Whiskers would do anything to come between Marcy and her new boyfriend. | 1.3000 | 0.04326 | 160 | 119 | 34 | 7 |
778 | It’s only animal cruelty if Fluffy drowns. | 1.3000 | 0.04675 | 160 | 123 | 26 | 11 |
779 | This isn't what I meant when I said "play with me." | 1.3000 | 0.04234 | 160 | 118 | 36 | 6 |
780 | Milo must love having us work from home. | 1.3000 | 0.04504 | 160 | 121 | 30 | 9 |
781 | Yeah, he's a rescue. He's dealing with years of trauma. He won't shut up about it. | 1.3000 | 0.04504 | 160 | 121 | 30 | 9 |
782 | I thought they said hair ball, not air ball. | 1.3000 | 0.04504 | 160 | 121 | 30 | 9 |
783 | She was so bored with the feather. | 1.3000 | 0.04416 | 160 | 120 | 32 | 8 |
784 | I told you she'd be more fun than a dog | 1.3000 | 0.04416 | 160 | 120 | 32 | 8 |
785 | I can't believe they had my claws removed for this. | 1.3000 | 0.04840 | 160 | 125 | 22 | 13 |
786 | This wasn’t what I meant when I said I would be an emotional support pet. | 1.3000 | 0.04675 | 160 | 123 | 26 | 11 |
787 | I suppose this is better than the time he tried to stay in your lap on the elliptical machine. | 1.3000 | 0.04326 | 160 | 119 | 33 | 7 |
788 | I read it’s actually a myth that cats don’t like water. | 1.3000 | 0.04416 | 160 | 120 | 32 | 8 |
789 | I used to have a house cat, but pool cats are more fun. | 1.3000 | 0.03995 | 160 | 118 | 37 | 5 |
790 | Using his gravity control powers, Zen Kitty caused the ball to hover. | 1.3000 | 0.04675 | 160 | 123 | 26 | 11 |
791 | Without this he wouldn't get any exercise. | 1.3000 | 0.04326 | 160 | 119 | 34 | 7 |
792 | Seconds later, 'Sprinkles' ceased to exist and internet sensation 'Grumpy Cat' was born. | 1.3000 | 0.03945 | 160 | 120 | 34 | 6 |
793 | How I wish I was Schrodinger's cat | 1.3000 | 0.04758 | 160 | 124 | 24 | 12 |
794 | Wow. That crazy glue really works! | 1.3000 | 0.04590 | 160 | 122 | 28 | 10 |
795 | It's all fun and games until we fall asleep later. | 1.3000 | 0.04234 | 160 | 118 | 36 | 6 |
796 | Felix purrs nicely with wine but not a highball. | 1.2975 | 0.04535 | 158 | 120 | 29 | 9 |
797 | The day quarantine happy hour got seriously weird | 1.2975 | 0.04535 | 158 | 120 | 29 | 9 |
798 | I had the weirdest dream. I dreamed I was a cat, balancing on a ball being volleyed by two white people drinking wine. And, then.. | 1.2975 | 0.04445 | 158 | 119 | 31 | 8 |
799 | Look, Steve, a second pussy you’re incapable of getting wet. | 1.2975 | 0.04710 | 158 | 122 | 25 | 11 |
800 | I’m surprised she’s still on the ball after so many drinks. | 1.2963 | 0.04456 | 162 | 123 | 30 | 9 |
801 | If I don’t move, they can’t see me. | 1.2956 | 0.04330 | 159 | 119 | 33 | 7 |
802 | Can't wait until these fools go back to work! | 1.2956 | 0.04510 | 159 | 121 | 29 | 9 |
803 | I think we’re finally getting the hang of this quarantine thing! | 1.2956 | 0.04237 | 159 | 118 | 35 | 6 |
804 | I thought if I could get them outside, I'd finally have 15 minutes for myself. | 1.2956 | 0.04598 | 159 | 122 | 27 | 10 |
805 | Day 85 of quarantine, the humans have discovered the joy of the ball. I wonder if the catnip is next | 1.2956 | 0.04510 | 159 | 121 | 29 | 9 |
806 | The second this Michael Bolton song is over, I’m making a run for it. | 1.2956 | 0.04510 | 159 | 121 | 29 | 9 |
807 | You will both die for this | 1.2956 | 0.04768 | 159 | 124 | 23 | 12 |
808 | In a bold move, Janet decided to add a ball to their weekend cat toss game. | 1.2956 | 0.04330 | 159 | 119 | 33 | 7 |
809 | That cat is really on the ball. | 1.2956 | 0.04142 | 159 | 117 | 37 | 5 |
810 | Dog people don't know what they're missing! | 1.2956 | 0.03791 | 159 | 121 | 32 | 5 |
811 | Now Boots... isn't this better than sitting on that roof all day? | 1.2956 | 0.04510 | 159 | 121 | 29 | 9 |
812 | This is my third stray of the week. | 1.2956 | 0.04510 | 159 | 121 | 29 | 9 |
813 | What will he do once we go back to work?? | 1.2956 | 0.04510 | 159 | 120 | 29 | 9 |
814 | Thank God he stopped meowing. | 1.2956 | 0.04330 | 159 | 119 | 33 | 7 |
815 | This is the only way he'll submit to a bath. | 1.2956 | 0.04421 | 159 | 120 | 31 | 8 |
816 | I invented goat yoga when I was drinking, too! | 1.2956 | 0.04684 | 159 | 123 | 25 | 11 |
817 | I think she gained weight since we played last week. | 1.2956 | 0.04510 | 159 | 121 | 29 | 9 |
818 | On the count of three, spin it! | 1.2956 | 0.04421 | 159 | 120 | 31 | 8 |
819 | I used to want them to be here," Fluffy thought | 1.2956 | 0.04598 | 159 | 122 | 27 | 10 |
820 | I think he might enjoy the catapult. | 1.2956 | 0.03462 | 159 | 123 | 30 | 6 |
821 | He's really been on the ball lately. | 1.2956 | 0.04510 | 159 | 121 | 29 | 9 |
822 | Most cats aren't that smart but this one is really on the ball. | 1.2956 | 0.04330 | 159 | 119 | 33 | 7 |
823 | He hates water so we should be fine. | 1.2956 | 0.04510 | 159 | 121 | 29 | 9 |
824 | My pussy doesn't like to get wet. | 1.2956 | 0.04510 | 159 | 121 | 29 | 9 |
825 | This gets them to stop saying, “But, All Lives Matter” for at least an hour. | 1.2949 | 0.04831 | 156 | 122 | 22 | 12 |
826 | I can’t believe I traded getting out of the bag for being on the ball | 1.2949 | 0.04567 | 156 | 119 | 28 | 9 |
827 | Their lives are a mess, but why waste one of mine? | 1.2949 | 0.04382 | 156 | 117 | 32 | 7 |
828 | Boo Boo was looking forward to a nice quiet evening but Don and Shirley had other plans. | 1.2949 | 0.04189 | 156 | 117 | 33 | 6 |
829 | The moment Mr. Whiskers realized he cashed in his first eight lives whilst enjoying this exact frivolity. | 1.2949 | 0.04476 | 156 | 118 | 30 | 8 |
830 | Have you noticed that the cat's out of the bag? | 1.2949 | 0.03882 | 156 | 119 | 32 | 5 |
831 | Try doing this with a dog. | 1.2949 | 0.04287 | 156 | 116 | 34 | 6 |
832 | Cats are so unlike dogs. The dog is always chasing the ball, but the cat is above fetching. | 1.2949 | 0.04287 | 156 | 116 | 34 | 6 |
833 | If the cat falls, you have to chug! | 1.2949 | 0.04287 | 156 | 118 | 31 | 7 |
834 | It was this or a bath. | 1.2949 | 0.04287 | 156 | 116 | 34 | 6 |
835 | Call it. Heads or tails? | 1.2949 | 0.04657 | 156 | 120 | 26 | 10 |
836 | Do you think he knows? | 1.2949 | 0.02761 | 156 | 118 | 36 | 2 |
837 | You see! Levitating a cat on a ball is really not that difficult" | 1.2947 | 0.06147 | 95 | 74 | 14 | 7 |
838 | Sweetie, let’s not drop the ball on this one, too | 1.2922 | 0.04691 | 154 | 119 | 25 | 10 |
839 | I liked you two more when you were depressed | 1.2922 | 0.04214 | 154 | 114 | 35 | 5 |
840 | i'll pop this with my claws i swear to god | 1.2922 | 0.04113 | 154 | 113 | 37 | 4 |
841 | One tequila, two tequila, three tequila. Floor. | 1.2922 | 0.04600 | 154 | 118 | 27 | 9 |
842 | Do they even realize I have like 6 more lives? | 1.2922 | 0.04314 | 154 | 115 | 33 | 6 |
843 | So this is how my ninth life ends. | 1.2922 | 0.04411 | 154 | 116 | 31 | 7 |
844 | Curiosity took my first three lives, yet somehow I never learn. | 1.2922 | 0.04691 | 154 | 119 | 25 | 10 |
845 | Only in the Catskills | 1.2922 | 0.04506 | 154 | 117 | 29 | 8 |
846 | Catapulting | 1.2922 | 0.04506 | 154 | 117 | 29 | 8 |
847 | I wish they would get divorced already. | 1.2922 | 0.04646 | 154 | 121 | 22 | 11 |
848 | This is fun! I was tired of the string. | 1.2922 | 0.04314 | 154 | 115 | 33 | 6 |
849 | It's called Claw Retraction Therapy. | 1.2922 | 0.04691 | 154 | 119 | 25 | 10 |
850 | When will my humans get out of my house? | 1.2922 | 0.04781 | 154 | 120 | 23 | 11 |
851 | This is so much easier than with the mastiff. | 1.2922 | 0.04781 | 154 | 120 | 23 | 11 |
852 | A hot tin roof is looking better every day. | 1.2922 | 0.04506 | 154 | 117 | 29 | 8 |
853 | The vet recommended aerobics. | 1.2922 | 0.04411 | 154 | 116 | 31 | 7 |
854 | Sometimes he just doesn't want to play. | 1.2922 | 0.04214 | 154 | 114 | 35 | 5 |
855 | It does help that she's de-clawed. | 1.2922 | 0.04314 | 154 | 115 | 33 | 6 |
856 | Summer 2020: a balancing act | 1.2895 | 0.04342 | 152 | 114 | 32 | 6 |
857 | Honey, I think we should return the cat to Schrodinger. He must be looking for it. | 1.2895 | 0.04726 | 152 | 118 | 24 | 10 |
858 | And this will DEFINITELY help with his aquaphobia!? | 1.2895 | 0.04633 | 152 | 117 | 26 | 9 |
859 | Lord Oh Lord, take them back to work and I will convert! | 1.2895 | 0.04726 | 152 | 118 | 24 | 10 |
860 | Go back to New York. You have no idea what Catskills stands for! | 1.2895 | 0.04817 | 152 | 119 | 22 | 11 |
861 | Purry would rather drown than be caught in the clasp of the emotionally needy. | 1.2895 | 0.04726 | 152 | 118 | 24 | 10 |
862 | When will this end? | 1.2895 | 0.04538 | 152 | 116 | 28 | 8 |
863 | This is just peak quarantine isn’t it? . | 1.2895 | 0.04817 | 152 | 119 | 22 | 11 |
864 | Now aren't you glad we had him de-clawed? | 1.2895 | 0.04441 | 152 | 115 | 30 | 7 |
865 | If that goldendoodle from next door catches this, I will no longer have grounds to argue that cats are smarter than dogs. | 1.2895 | 0.04441 | 152 | 115 | 30 | 7 |
866 | When can they go back to the office? | 1.2895 | 0.04441 | 152 | 115 | 30 | 7 |
867 | Focus Gerald, we almost have the world record! | 1.2895 | 0.04538 | 152 | 116 | 28 | 8 |
868 | If I don't move they won't know I am here | 1.2895 | 0.04441 | 152 | 115 | 30 | 7 |
869 | I'll bet the cat could use a martini. | 1.2895 | 0.04633 | 152 | 117 | 26 | 9 |
870 | I don’t know about Mittens, but this immersion therapy is working wonders for me. | 1.2895 | 0.04240 | 152 | 118 | 26 | 8 |
871 | Can we talk again about having kids? | 1.2895 | 0.04342 | 152 | 114 | 32 | 6 |
872 | From the expression on his face you'd never know he's having a ball. | 1.2895 | 0.04817 | 152 | 119 | 22 | 11 |
873 | I think we've been domesticated. | 1.2895 | 0.04633 | 152 | 117 | 26 | 9 |
874 | Nine lives matter too! | 1.2895 | 0.04538 | 152 | 116 | 28 | 8 |
875 | Looks like you’re not the only one high as a kite. | 1.2895 | 0.03807 | 152 | 116 | 31 | 5 |
876 | He loves it! | 1.2895 | 0.04441 | 152 | 115 | 30 | 7 |
877 | See, I told you Crazy Glue is waterproof! | 1.2895 | 0.04633 | 152 | 117 | 26 | 9 |
878 | He never seems to catch on to how much fun this is. | 1.2895 | 0.04342 | 152 | 114 | 32 | 6 |
879 | It took two years and four cats, but this will surely go viral. | 1.2895 | 0.04538 | 152 | 116 | 28 | 8 |
880 | you have to admire his distain | 1.2895 | 0.04633 | 152 | 117 | 26 | 9 |
881 | What Karen does when she isn't calling the cops on black neighbors. | 1.2895 | 0.04633 | 152 | 117 | 26 | 9 |
882 | Well, it looks like those car tranquilizers are working. | 1.2895 | 0.04342 | 152 | 114 | 32 | 6 |
883 | What cat? | 1.2895 | 0.04441 | 152 | 115 | 30 | 7 |
884 | Why can’t we have a normal cat that likes playing with balls of yarn? | 1.2895 | 0.04441 | 152 | 115 | 30 | 7 |
885 | I'm impressed, super-glue does work on fur. | 1.2895 | 0.04817 | 152 | 119 | 22 | 11 |
886 | I think Kitty is finally starting to enjoy quarantine. | 1.2895 | 0.04342 | 152 | 114 | 32 | 6 |
887 | Lucky we had her declawed | 1.2895 | 0.03251 | 152 | 122 | 23 | 7 |
888 | I am going to rip all four of your eyes out | 1.2895 | 0.04441 | 152 | 115 | 30 | 7 |
889 | That super glue really is amazing. | 1.2895 | 0.03920 | 152 | 110 | 40 | 2 |
890 | This is a sneaky way to bathe the cat. | 1.2895 | 0.04441 | 152 | 115 | 30 | 7 |
891 | I'm glad we got her declawed. | 1.2895 | 0.04726 | 152 | 118 | 24 | 10 |
892 | Tennessee Williams: "Cat On a Hot Beach Ball" | 1.2895 | 0.04907 | 152 | 120 | 20 | 12 |
893 | It ain’t easy being Schrödinger’s cat. | 1.2895 | 0.04538 | 152 | 116 | 28 | 8 |
894 | I should have taken my chances inside that box. | 1.2895 | 0.04441 | 152 | 115 | 30 | 7 |
895 | Ugh, I hate when they day drink. | 1.2895 | 0.04538 | 152 | 116 | 28 | 8 |
896 | Do you see the owner anywhere around? | 1.2895 | 0.03864 | 152 | 122 | 21 | 9 |
897 | You Feed Her. | 1.2895 | 0.04441 | 152 | 115 | 30 | 7 |
898 | Not worried. I have another eight lives. | 1.2895 | 0.04633 | 152 | 117 | 26 | 9 |
899 | This is the most dangerous thing I've done in three months--playing in the pool without a mask! | 1.2895 | 0.04633 | 152 | 117 | 26 | 9 |
900 | Just look at her. She's having a ball! | 1.2895 | 0.04136 | 152 | 112 | 36 | 4 |
901 | You will hear from my lawyer | 1.2889 | 0.04917 | 135 | 105 | 20 | 9 |
902 | This works much better since we had her declawed. | 1.2889 | 0.04803 | 135 | 103 | 25 | 7 |
903 | The training of my people is exceeding my expectations. Peggy Burkhardt Los Angeles, CA | 1.2886 | 0.04395 | 149 | 112 | 31 | 6 |
904 | The Vet says it's just an attachment disorder. | 1.2886 | 0.04497 | 149 | 113 | 29 | 7 |
905 | Life number eight... | 1.2886 | 0.04694 | 149 | 115 | 25 | 9 |
906 | No use pushing him off. He'll just climb right back on. | 1.2886 | 0.04183 | 149 | 115 | 27 | 7 |
907 | 'The camera's on so just pretend to know what we're doing.' | 1.2871 | 0.05328 | 101 | 76 | 21 | 4 |
908 | .Should I stay or should I go? | 1.2857 | 0.02644 | 147 | 115 | 29 | 3 |
909 | Torn between two lovers. | 1.2857 | 0.04424 | 147 | 111 | 30 | 6 |
910 | Without me this would never work. | 1.2857 | 0.04424 | 147 | 111 | 30 | 6 |
911 | I hope my curiosity doesn’t kill me | 1.2857 | 0.04528 | 147 | 112 | 28 | 7 |
912 | Indoor cats don't know what they are missing. | 1.2857 | 0.04528 | 147 | 112 | 28 | 7 |
913 | Let's try him on a noodle next. | 1.2857 | 0.04729 | 147 | 114 | 24 | 9 |
914 | One glass of wine and can train them to do anything. | 1.2857 | 0.04630 | 147 | 113 | 26 | 8 |
915 | This helps her work her kitty core." | 1.2857 | 0.04038 | 147 | 110 | 33 | 4 |
916 | I'm sure it's stressful for him, but it really helps take my mind off things. | 1.2857 | 0.04208 | 147 | 109 | 34 | 4 |
917 | For once, a cat wishes he had never been let out of the bag. | 1.2857 | 0.04424 | 147 | 111 | 30 | 6 |
918 | Who needs goat yoga? We have cat volleyball! | 1.2857 | 0.04729 | 147 | 114 | 24 | 9 |
919 | I think agreeing to help him with this Tik-Tok video will only encourage him to start a YouTube channel. | 1.2857 | 0.03481 | 147 | 113 | 30 | 4 |
920 | Unsure which is worse: the animal shelter or shelter-in-place. | 1.2857 | 0.04528 | 147 | 112 | 28 | 7 |
921 | I read on Facebook if we do this 20 times we won’t get the virus | 1.2857 | 0.04827 | 147 | 115 | 22 | 10 |
922 | Entanglement says he's wet and dry at the same time. | 1.2857 | 0.04317 | 147 | 110 | 32 | 5 |
923 | Oh, he’s definitely on the ball, but I wish he’d relax and have some fun once in a while. | 1.2857 | 0.04630 | 147 | 113 | 26 | 8 |
924 | I need a drink. | 1.2857 | 0.04729 | 147 | 114 | 24 | 9 |
925 | Who knew that quarantine could be so much fun for everyone, Kitty? | 1.2857 | 0.04528 | 147 | 112 | 28 | 7 |
926 | Now aren't you glad we had the cat de-clawed? | 1.2857 | 0.04096 | 147 | 108 | 36 | 3 |
927 | As long as he thinks the beachball is his, we'll all be fine. | 1.2857 | 0.04208 | 147 | 109 | 34 | 4 |
928 | I liked it better when they were scared of me | 1.2846 | 0.04912 | 130 | 100 | 23 | 7 |
929 | We're enjoying this,is there a need to ask her? | 1.2841 | 0.06036 | 88 | 68 | 15 | 5 |
930 | This might be the bong hits, the psilocybin, the empty bottle of mescal talking, but we worship the panther of the hovering checkerboard planet! | 1.2841 | 0.06249 | 88 | 69 | 13 | 6 |
931 | The humans have finally lost it” | 1.2828 | 0.04453 | 145 | 110 | 29 | 6 |
932 | This mindfulness crap really isn’t working for me. | 1.2828 | 0.04663 | 145 | 112 | 25 | 8 |
933 | Cat: Things they make me do for Instagram! #catprop #yourcathatesyouforareason | 1.2828 | 0.04765 | 145 | 113 | 23 | 9 |
934 | Be the ball. | 1.2828 | 0.04559 | 145 | 111 | 27 | 7 |
935 | Honey, do you think we should get Netflix? | 1.2828 | 0.04233 | 145 | 108 | 33 | 4 |
936 | I’m glad this is only a foster! | 1.2828 | 0.04453 | 145 | 110 | 29 | 6 |
937 | do you think the cat will mind another chardonnay? | 1.2828 | 0.04864 | 145 | 114 | 21 | 10 |
938 | Cats, no matter the breed, love to be on top of things. | 1.2828 | 0.04453 | 145 | 110 | 29 | 6 |
939 | I think he prefers a ball of yarn. | 1.2828 | 0.04453 | 145 | 110 | 29 | 6 |
940 | Well of course it feels like a metaphor! | 1.2828 | 0.04663 | 145 | 112 | 25 | 8 |
941 | I can claw with my claws as I crawl on the ball! But that is not all! Oh, no. That is not all... | 1.2828 | 0.04765 | 145 | 113 | 23 | 9 |
942 | Yes, I know we never liked the cat, but isn't this a bit over-the-top? | 1.2828 | 0.04663 | 145 | 112 | 25 | 8 |
943 | I thought the job posting said indoor cat. | 1.2828 | 0.04765 | 145 | 113 | 23 | 9 |
944 | Who knew Roscoe would be up for happy hour? | 1.2828 | 0.04559 | 145 | 111 | 27 | 7 |
945 | ... ain't enough catnip to wipe naked man outta my eyes... | 1.2828 | 0.04765 | 145 | 113 | 23 | 9 |
946 | black cats matter | 1.2828 | 0.05151 | 145 | 117 | 15 | 13 |
947 | Oh my god Harold, I think we're using the force! | 1.2828 | 0.04453 | 145 | 110 | 29 | 6 |
948 | I should have know that wine and a threesome might look a little different under quarantine. | 1.2828 | 0.04453 | 145 | 110 | 29 | 6 |
949 | In a state of superposition, Schrödinger's cat is very tired and extremely awake. | 1.2828 | 0.04864 | 145 | 114 | 21 | 10 |
950 | I'm beginning to question whether or not the free room and board is worth it | 1.2828 | 0.04765 | 145 | 113 | 23 | 9 |
951 | Toby was contemplating into whose flesh he was about to sink his claws. | 1.2828 | 0.04864 | 145 | 114 | 21 | 10 |
952 | Looks like his 'roomba' training is starting to pay off! | 1.2828 | 0.04559 | 145 | 111 | 27 | 7 |
953 | As he got older the Cheshire cat found himself appearing in some unfortunate places... | 1.2828 | 0.04453 | 145 | 110 | 29 | 6 |
954 | I really miss the dog. | 1.2828 | 0.04559 | 145 | 111 | 27 | 7 |
955 | There will be blood... | 1.2828 | 0.04864 | 145 | 114 | 21 | 10 |
956 | A Monkey would never stay in the middle. | 1.2828 | 0.04765 | 145 | 113 | 23 | 9 |
957 | Edgar had become resilient. | 1.2828 | 0.04663 | 145 | 112 | 25 | 8 |
958 | Aren't you glad we got him declawed? | 1.2828 | 0.04233 | 145 | 108 | 33 | 4 |
959 | In the event of a water landing, your beach ball may be used as a flotation device. | 1.2828 | 0.04559 | 145 | 111 | 27 | 7 |
960 | Ever since you let the cat out of the bag,we're having so much more fun. | 1.2828 | 0.04663 | 145 | 112 | 25 | 8 |
961 | You really shouldn't have superglued his paws. | 1.2828 | 0.04453 | 145 | 110 | 29 | 6 |
962 | With his fear of water, and natural sense of balance, we can play this game for hours. | 1.2828 | 0.04559 | 145 | 111 | 27 | 7 |
963 | 1000! 1001, 1002, 1003... | 1.2828 | 0.04663 | 145 | 112 | 25 | 8 |
964 | Won’t they be surprised when I remove my claw! | 1.2828 | 0.04663 | 145 | 112 | 25 | 8 |
965 | y'know, we could remove the cat... | 1.2828 | 0.04559 | 145 | 111 | 27 | 7 |
966 | Remember what we told you would happen if you clawed the couch? | 1.2828 | 0.04559 | 145 | 111 | 27 | 7 |
967 | It's the catnip and wine trance. | 1.2828 | 0.04663 | 145 | 112 | 25 | 8 |
968 | Thank God she's declawed, we can play for hours. | 1.2828 | 0.04453 | 145 | 110 | 29 | 6 |
969 | I hate human creativity during quarantine. | 1.2828 | 0.04663 | 145 | 112 | 25 | 8 |
970 | Yours. No, yours. Noooo, yours!! | 1.2808 | 0.04635 | 146 | 113 | 25 | 8 |
971 | I finally found a way to distract my people from that spaying and neutering nonsense. | 1.2800 | 0.05519 | 100 | 77 | 18 | 5 |
972 | Why are you worried about the cat? He’s having a ball | 1.2797 | 0.04698 | 143 | 111 | 24 | 8 |
973 | Our home workouts have really evolved these past few months! | 1.2797 | 0.04483 | 143 | 109 | 28 | 6 |
974 | We really need to get the Roomba fixed. | 1.2797 | 0.04698 | 143 | 111 | 24 | 8 |
975 | She'll remember who dumps her in the pool. | 1.2797 | 0.04698 | 143 | 111 | 24 | 8 |
976 | He's been like this ever since he watched "Tiger King." | 1.2797 | 0.04372 | 143 | 108 | 30 | 5 |
977 | See, I told you he becomes the life of the party after just 2 martinis. | 1.2797 | 0.04801 | 143 | 112 | 22 | 9 |
978 | The vet said it would be good if I gave her some exercise. | 1.2797 | 0.04020 | 143 | 105 | 36 | 2 |
979 | I hate when they try to make bath-time fun | 1.2797 | 0.04372 | 143 | 108 | 30 | 5 |
980 | This one’s definitely going viral. | 1.2797 | 0.04372 | 143 | 108 | 30 | 5 |
981 | Is the scoring in Kittyball the same as Pickleball or more like Tennis? | 1.2797 | 0.04483 | 143 | 109 | 28 | 6 |
982 | This isn't happening. | 1.2797 | 0.04801 | 143 | 112 | 22 | 9 |
983 | If we dunk him, we’ll have a jacuzzi. | 1.2797 | 0.04698 | 143 | 111 | 24 | 8 |
984 | Be sure not to let the C-A-T know she’s cooperating. | 1.2797 | 0.04372 | 143 | 108 | 30 | 5 |
985 | First the frisbee , now this...I wonder when they´ll fix the Roomba | 1.2797 | 0.04372 | 143 | 108 | 30 | 5 |
986 | Kitty ready for a big surprise? | 1.2797 | 0.04592 | 143 | 110 | 26 | 7 |
987 | That was the last time the Jones were seen in one piece. | 1.2797 | 0.04592 | 143 | 110 | 26 | 7 |
988 | Ralph, have you noticed the cat's out of the bag? | 1.2797 | 0.04592 | 143 | 110 | 26 | 7 |
989 | If she stays on, what shall we name the drink we gave her? | 1.2797 | 0.04698 | 143 | 111 | 24 | 8 |
990 | I can see you're disappointed, Chad. But I think my texts were pretty explicit about what I wanted to do. | 1.2797 | 0.04801 | 143 | 112 | 22 | 9 |
991 | I really don't think this is going to stop her from scratching the couch" | 1.2786 | 0.04541 | 140 | 107 | 27 | 6 |
992 | Amazing, right? And it only works on the Solstice! | 1.2786 | 0.04653 | 140 | 108 | 25 | 7 |
993 | So much for the most evolved species on Earth. | 1.2786 | 0.04653 | 140 | 108 | 25 | 7 |
994 | I see the cat is out of the bag. | 1.2786 | 0.04653 | 140 | 108 | 25 | 7 |
995 | Strange that it's 11 and Frankie hasn't come asking for food. | 1.2786 | 0.04653 | 140 | 108 | 25 | 7 |
996 | My cat loves the water but this is not my cat. | 1.2786 | 0.04762 | 140 | 109 | 23 | 8 |
997 | Do you think he's learned his lesson yet? | 1.2786 | 0.04309 | 140 | 105 | 31 | 4 |
998 | We’ll call Guinness... there’s got to be a world record somewhere in this... | 1.2786 | 0.04309 | 140 | 105 | 31 | 4 |
999 | Fluffpaws wasn’t sure when quarantine would end but he knew Janet and Bob needed to socialize. | 1.2778 | 0.04346 | 144 | 109 | 30 | 5 |
1000 | This game could be going a lot worse: my other pet is a porcupine. | 1.2778 | 0.04669 | 144 | 112 | 24 | 8 |
1001 | Mittens was beginning to reevaluate her goals as a social media influencer. | 1.2778 | 0.04564 | 144 | 111 | 26 | 7 |
1002 | Get ready for the dunk shot! | 1.2778 | 0.04669 | 144 | 112 | 24 | 8 |
1003 | Wow! This wine is good. We levitated the cat! | 1.2778 | 0.04346 | 144 | 109 | 30 | 5 |
1004 | Now watch what happens when I spike it! | 1.2778 | 0.04456 | 144 | 110 | 28 | 6 |
1005 | I used to have nine normal lives before they made my Instagram channel | 1.2778 | 0.04564 | 144 | 111 | 26 | 7 |
1006 | OK, it sounded like fun at the time! | 1.2778 | 0.04564 | 144 | 111 | 26 | 7 |
1007 | Dr. Kline said Whiskers’ anxiety should subside if we can get him to face his fears. | 1.2778 | 0.04564 | 144 | 110 | 26 | 7 |
1008 | I thought this might end his indifference. | 1.2778 | 0.04346 | 144 | 109 | 30 | 5 |
1009 | This is life now. | 1.2766 | 0.04513 | 141 | 108 | 27 | 6 |
1010 | ‘Whatever, just bring me this prawn cocktail that you promised’ | 1.2766 | 0.04400 | 141 | 107 | 29 | 5 |
1011 | Is this really the best way to get him to take a bath? | 1.2766 | 0.04283 | 141 | 106 | 31 | 4 |
1012 | They call that tempting fate in the clawed community. | 1.2766 | 0.04733 | 141 | 110 | 23 | 8 |
1013 | I don't think he likes us playing with his ball. | 1.2766 | 0.04733 | 141 | 110 | 23 | 8 |
1014 | Cat - chhhhhhhhh!!! | 1.2766 | 0.04400 | 141 | 107 | 29 | 5 |
1015 | Curiosity could kill the cat. | 1.2766 | 0.04733 | 141 | 110 | 23 | 8 |
1016 | First me. Now me on a ball. When will they stop avoiding therapy. | 1.2766 | 0.04624 | 141 | 109 | 25 | 7 |
1017 | Cloroxytini hallucination #9 | 1.2766 | 0.04283 | 141 | 106 | 31 | 4 |
1018 | And on the next episode of "My Humans From Hell"... | 1.2766 | 0.04513 | 141 | 108 | 27 | 6 |
1019 | This certainly ought to get us on America's Got Talent | 1.2766 | 0.04283 | 141 | 106 | 31 | 4 |
1020 | We didn't have a choice. It's his ball. | 1.2766 | 0.04624 | 141 | 109 | 25 | 7 |
1021 | Get meowtta here! | 1.2759 | 0.04941 | 145 | 116 | 18 | 11 |
1022 | I always loved your pussy on my balls | 1.2754 | 0.05014 | 138 | 110 | 18 | 10 |
1023 | No amount of coaxing would ever get Fluffy into the pool. | 1.2754 | 0.04799 | 138 | 108 | 22 | 8 |
1024 | I hope my pussy doesn't get wet. | 1.2754 | 0.04687 | 138 | 107 | 24 | 7 |
1025 | And here you thought there was nothing fun to do with the internet down. | 1.2754 | 0.04573 | 138 | 106 | 26 | 6 |
1026 | That’s his “I’m enjoying it” face. | 1.2754 | 0.04687 | 138 | 107 | 24 | 7 |
1027 | Who do you think she'll claw first when let her off? | 1.2754 | 0.04799 | 138 | 108 | 22 | 8 |
1028 | I'll start the camera and let the dog in. | 1.2746 | 0.04808 | 142 | 112 | 21 | 9 |
1029 | don't you dare stop you know what happens when we anger it | 1.2727 | 0.05710 | 99 | 78 | 15 | 6 |
1030 | If I’d known there was going to be a quarantine, I would have chosen different humans at the shelter. | 1.2721 | 0.04722 | 136 | 106 | 23 | 7 |
1031 | This pool better be filled with milk | 1.2721 | 0.04485 | 136 | 104 | 27 | 5 |
1032 | These aren’t the lifted restrictions I had in mind | 1.2721 | 0.04362 | 136 | 103 | 29 | 4 |
1033 | Florida man... | 1.2721 | 0.04664 | 136 | 108 | 20 | 8 |
1034 | She has incredibly strong attachment issues | 1.2721 | 0.04362 | 136 | 103 | 29 | 4 |
1035 | If I win, you do the neutering. | 1.2721 | 0.04947 | 136 | 108 | 19 | 9 |
1036 | Did you remember to put the cap back on the Gorilla glue? | 1.2721 | 0.04605 | 136 | 105 | 25 | 6 |
1037 | You can't train a cat to fetch, but the cat can train us to fetch. | 1.2721 | 0.04605 | 136 | 105 | 25 | 6 |
1038 | As 'shelter in place' activities got more creative, Fifi became bitter. | 1.2721 | 0.04605 | 136 | 105 | 25 | 6 |
1039 | It's all fun and games until someone dunks the cat. | 1.2721 | 0.04235 | 136 | 102 | 31 | 3 |
1040 | You will never get my pussy wet... | 1.2721 | 0.04605 | 136 | 105 | 25 | 6 |
1041 | Whoever is the 1st to miss signs over the cat in the divorce papers! | 1.2721 | 0.04836 | 136 | 107 | 21 | 8 |
1042 | ...and they said men can't multitask! | 1.2721 | 0.04836 | 136 | 107 | 21 | 8 |
1043 | How long before we address the cat in the room? | 1.2714 | 0.04628 | 140 | 109 | 24 | 7 |
1044 | 'What could go wrong?', they asked." | 1.2714 | 0.03971 | 140 | 111 | 23 | 6 |
1045 | This cat's always on the ball. | 1.2714 | 0.04738 | 140 | 110 | 22 | 8 |
1046 | No. I thought he was with you. | 1.2714 | 0.04516 | 140 | 108 | 26 | 6 |
1047 | He’s so much lighter than the monkey! | 1.2714 | 0.04738 | 140 | 110 | 22 | 8 |
1048 | Keep bouncing, he's still got the budgie in his mouth. | 1.2714 | 0.04738 | 140 | 110 | 22 | 8 |
1049 | He's finally thinking outside the box. | 1.2701 | 0.04457 | 137 | 105 | 27 | 5 |
1050 | Maybe you need a different experiment, Professor Schrödinger. I'm quite sure the cat is alive. | 1.2701 | 0.04576 | 137 | 106 | 25 | 6 |
1051 | It's like playing catch with a Time Bomb! | 1.2701 | 0.04804 | 137 | 108 | 21 | 8 |
1052 | Let's see if cats really DO always land on their feet! | 1.2689 | 0.05161 | 119 | 94 | 18 | 7 |
1053 | Look! He’s tolerating it! | 1.2687 | 0.02735 | 134 | 104 | 26 | 1 |
1054 | Why adults shouldn’t be allowed in the kitty pool. | 1.2687 | 0.04515 | 134 | 103 | 26 | 5 |
1055 | God, I wish they’d have children already... | 1.2687 | 0.04873 | 134 | 106 | 20 | 8 |
1056 | As long as I’m not curious about what they’re doing, I’ll live | 1.2687 | 0.04515 | 134 | 103 | 26 | 5 |
1057 | Who knew Fluffy's tumor would be so much fun? | 1.2687 | 0.04757 | 134 | 105 | 22 | 7 |
1058 | That trainer was worth every penny. | 1.2687 | 0.04389 | 134 | 102 | 28 | 4 |
1059 | Ready? I'm going to pull the plug. | 1.2687 | 0.04987 | 134 | 107 | 18 | 9 |
1060 | trust me, this is the best way to teach the cat to swim | 1.2687 | 0.04637 | 134 | 104 | 24 | 6 |
1061 | ,,Things have changed but my mood is the same'' | 1.2687 | 0.04637 | 134 | 104 | 24 | 6 |
1062 | Put me down right MEOW!” | 1.2687 | 0.04757 | 134 | 110 | 14 | 10 |
1063 | Schrödinger's beach ball | 1.2687 | 0.04757 | 134 | 105 | 22 | 7 |
1064 | how do I deflate this and get on with my daily slumber? | 1.2687 | 0.04637 | 134 | 104 | 24 | 6 |
1065 | He could at least look like he’s enjoying this. | 1.2687 | 0.04637 | 134 | 104 | 24 | 6 |
1066 | Wouldn't couple's therapy be more effective? | 1.2687 | 0.03916 | 134 | 100 | 30 | 2 |
1067 | Doctor said castration would calm him down; he wasn't kidding | 1.2687 | 0.04637 | 134 | 104 | 24 | 6 |
1068 | I love playing cat-ch | 1.2687 | 0.04873 | 134 | 106 | 20 | 8 |
1069 | Good thing we had her declawed. | 1.2687 | 0.04389 | 134 | 102 | 28 | 4 |
1070 | You know, you could have just put my cat bed on top of the clothes dryer and left it running. | 1.2687 | 0.04515 | 134 | 103 | 26 | 5 |
1071 | 103... 104... Honey, look how happy Mr. Whiskers is! | 1.2687 | 0.04637 | 134 | 104 | 24 | 6 |
1072 | Who says the center cannot hold? | 1.2687 | 0.04515 | 134 | 103 | 26 | 5 |
1073 | This will be good for either his balance or his swimming. | 1.2687 | 0.04389 | 134 | 102 | 28 | 4 |
1074 | After this desensitization step it’s straight into the water! | 1.2687 | 0.04637 | 134 | 104 | 24 | 6 |
1075 | Let's see how aloof and bored you are in about 2 seconds. | 1.2687 | 0.04637 | 134 | 104 | 24 | 6 |
1076 | He knew the risks. | 1.2687 | 0.04637 | 134 | 104 | 24 | 6 |
1077 | The perfect combination of fun and terror. | 1.2687 | 0.04125 | 134 | 100 | 32 | 2 |
1078 | I’m planning my revenge ...tonight while they sleep | 1.2687 | 0.04873 | 134 | 106 | 20 | 8 |
1079 | Let them have their drunken fun; I'm calling PETA in the morning! | 1.2687 | 0.04637 | 134 | 104 | 24 | 6 |
1080 | She won’t come down until we sanitize the pool deck. | 1.2687 | 0.04757 | 134 | 105 | 22 | 7 |
1081 | And you thought she was an indoor pool cat. | 1.2687 | 0.04389 | 134 | 102 | 28 | 4 |
1082 | And you thought she was an indoor cat. | 1.2687 | 0.04515 | 134 | 103 | 26 | 5 |
1083 | This outcome is completely dependent on the direction of time. | 1.2687 | 0.04193 | 134 | 103 | 27 | 4 |
1084 | I think he wants to be fed. | 1.2687 | 0.04637 | 134 | 104 | 24 | 6 |
1085 | lately he is going through this "thinking outside the box" phase | 1.2687 | 0.04259 | 134 | 101 | 30 | 3 |
1086 | They hate water; he’ll stay there forever. | 1.2687 | 0.04259 | 134 | 101 | 30 | 3 |
1087 | I think he looks happier when riding the Roomba no? | 1.2687 | 0.04515 | 134 | 103 | 26 | 5 |
1088 | If she doesn’t like it she can always move. | 1.2687 | 0.04637 | 134 | 104 | 24 | 6 |
1089 | So this is what you meant by playing CATch.... | 1.2687 | 0.04637 | 134 | 104 | 24 | 6 |
1090 | I think she's ready for the bowling ball. | 1.2687 | 0.04389 | 134 | 102 | 28 | 4 |
1091 | Honey, you know when the team is able to play again in competition, you’ll need to put on your trunks. | 1.2687 | 0.03618 | 134 | 104 | 27 | 3 |
1092 | I just love a cat with balls! | 1.2687 | 0.05099 | 134 | 108 | 16 | 10 |
1093 | Isn’t it just adorable how they plop down right on top of whatever you’re focused on? | 1.2687 | 0.04873 | 134 | 106 | 20 | 8 |
1094 | She was hoping for a ball of yarn. | 1.2687 | 0.04515 | 134 | 103 | 26 | 5 |
1095 | This has become tiresome. | 1.2687 | 0.04757 | 134 | 105 | 22 | 7 |
1096 | Hector is on the ball, as always. | 1.2687 | 0.04515 | 134 | 103 | 26 | 5 |
1097 | He’s more of an outdoor, indoor-pool cat. | 1.2687 | 0.04515 | 134 | 103 | 26 | 5 |
1098 | What do you think people did on vacation before TikTok challenges? | 1.2687 | 0.04125 | 134 | 105 | 24 | 5 |
1099 | This was the second worst pool party this cat had ever been to, the first was similar, but lacked the ball. | 1.2687 | 0.04757 | 134 | 105 | 22 | 7 |
1100 | Damn! That super glue really does work. | 1.2687 | 0.04757 | 134 | 105 | 22 | 7 |
1101 | Look happy; with what's going on, this could be on ESPN tonight. | 1.2687 | 0.04757 | 134 | 105 | 22 | 7 |
1102 | And you said you'd never play with the cat. | 1.2687 | 0.04515 | 134 | 103 | 26 | 5 |
1103 | We should never have let the cat watch Siegfried and Roy! | 1.2672 | 0.05101 | 116 | 91 | 19 | 6 |
1104 | This is not what I meant by, ‘Zoom.’ | 1.2672 | 0.04945 | 131 | 103 | 19 | 8 |
1105 | Poor little kitty. I need a refill. | 1.2672 | 0.04825 | 131 | 103 | 21 | 7 |
1106 | So what? The indoor record is still a record. | 1.2672 | 0.04702 | 131 | 102 | 23 | 6 |
1107 | Ah shit, I forgot to take my phone out of my pocket. | 1.2667 | 0.04607 | 135 | 105 | 24 | 6 |
1108 | I thought it was called monkey in the middle. | 1.2667 | 0.04486 | 135 | 104 | 26 | 5 |
1109 | The things white people think matter | 1.2667 | 0.04607 | 135 | 105 | 24 | 6 |
1110 | What happened to ‘All Lives Matter,’ Karen? You know I can’t swim. | 1.2667 | 0.04726 | 135 | 106 | 22 | 7 |
1111 | Having lost the bet, Mr Whiskers nevertheless refused to give up his position. | 1.2667 | 0.04232 | 135 | 102 | 30 | 3 |
1112 | This was actually a fun way to see who gets the cat in the divorce! | 1.2667 | 0.04607 | 135 | 105 | 24 | 6 |
1113 | Declawed, and humiliated again. | 1.2667 | 0.04607 | 135 | 105 | 24 | 6 |
1114 | Gary suddenly realized the humans were no longer had his best interest at heart. | 1.2667 | 0.04607 | 135 | 105 | 24 | 6 |
1115 | Being a Persian, you'd think he'd rather play Marco Polo, but you'd be wrong. | 1.2667 | 0.04486 | 135 | 104 | 26 | 5 |
1116 | Now, this is what I call a great first date! | 1.2667 | 0.04607 | 135 | 105 | 24 | 6 |
1117 | Look hon, it's true! No matter how we throw him he always comes down feet first! | 1.2667 | 0.04361 | 135 | 103 | 28 | 4 |
1118 | It just feels risky without our masks. | 1.2667 | 0.04232 | 135 | 102 | 30 | 3 |
1119 | I hope these boozers don't think I'm keeping score. | 1.2667 | 0.04361 | 135 | 103 | 28 | 4 |
1120 | Our third drink and his fourth life! | 1.2667 | 0.04361 | 135 | 103 | 28 | 4 |
1121 | Who's a good toy?" | 1.2667 | 0.04726 | 135 | 106 | 22 | 7 |
1122 | This is why I named him Furball. | 1.2667 | 0.04726 | 135 | 106 | 22 | 7 |
1123 | At least they didn't make me wear that stupid bathing cap she made | 1.2667 | 0.04486 | 135 | 104 | 26 | 5 |
1124 | She’s a rescue from America’s Got Talent. | 1.2667 | 0.04607 | 135 | 105 | 24 | 6 |
1125 | Is that hissing sound Muffy or the ball? Either way, pour me another one!” | 1.2667 | 0.04726 | 135 | 106 | 22 | 7 |
1126 | No cat of ours will be afraid of water. | 1.2667 | 0.04361 | 135 | 103 | 28 | 4 |
1127 | He's feline good. | 1.2667 | 0.04841 | 135 | 107 | 20 | 8 |
1128 | 9 serving 6. If I knock her off once more, I win. | 1.2667 | 0.04486 | 135 | 104 | 26 | 5 |
1129 | How much longer before we let it drop? | 1.2667 | 0.04607 | 135 | 105 | 24 | 6 |
1130 | Whatever you do, don’t get him wet. | 1.2667 | 0.04361 | 135 | 103 | 28 | 4 |
1131 | See, honey? I told you the honeymoon cat package would be worth it! | 1.2667 | 0.04486 | 135 | 109 | 18 | 8 |
1132 | The cat knew a seal that could do this same trick, but in reverse.” | 1.2667 | 0.04486 | 135 | 104 | 26 | 5 |
1133 | Keep those claws in, Muffin. We don't want you stuck in the skimmer again. | 1.2667 | 0.03673 | 135 | 108 | 22 | 5 |
1134 | Wait till you see what happens when we drop the ball! | 1.2667 | 0.04361 | 135 | 103 | 28 | 4 |
1135 | Kitty misses the beach. | 1.2667 | 0.04361 | 135 | 103 | 28 | 4 |
1136 | He's so trusting. | 1.2667 | 0.04486 | 135 | 104 | 26 | 5 |
1137 | Nothing says summer quite like a gin and catatonic. | 1.2667 | 0.04954 | 135 | 108 | 18 | 9 |
1138 | The declawing changed his whole perspective, didn't it? | 1.2667 | 0.04841 | 135 | 107 | 20 | 8 |
1139 | These are my outdoor humans. | 1.2667 | 0.04726 | 135 | 106 | 22 | 7 |
1140 | So this is my life | 1.2667 | 0.04726 | 135 | 106 | 22 | 7 |
1141 | Not again. | 1.2652 | 0.04215 | 132 | 103 | 21 | 5 |
1142 | I told you we need blindfolds for this to be Schrodinger's cat. | 1.2652 | 0.04545 | 132 | 102 | 25 | 5 |
1143 | Never will I protest the cat hotel again | 1.2652 | 0.04670 | 132 | 103 | 23 | 6 |
1144 | And that’s how quarantine cat-ball began. | 1.2652 | 0.04793 | 132 | 104 | 21 | 7 |
1145 | They’d never do this to Baxter | 1.2652 | 0.04912 | 132 | 105 | 19 | 8 |
1146 | Last time I try crossing their path. | 1.2652 | 0.04670 | 132 | 103 | 23 | 6 |
1147 | I miss the office. | 1.2652 | 0.04912 | 132 | 105 | 19 | 8 |
1148 | My new normal. | 1.2652 | 0.04416 | 132 | 101 | 27 | 4 |
1149 | This isn’t supposed to happen until Phase 4. | 1.2652 | 0.04416 | 132 | 106 | 19 | 7 |
1150 | ...and Tigger realized that he was not longer in control. | 1.2652 | 0.04793 | 132 | 104 | 21 | 7 |
1151 | Our #catchallenge on TikTok is totally going to trend | 1.2652 | 0.04912 | 132 | 105 | 19 | 8 |
1152 | Not even one drop of levity could be found for a humorous thought bubble. | 1.2652 | 0.04793 | 132 | 104 | 21 | 7 |
1153 | And it was at that moment - after years of mastering mind control and training them in cat magicks, as he was finally on his way to his home planet - that deep down, he actually cared for these humans. | 1.2652 | 0.04416 | 132 | 101 | 27 | 4 |
1154 | I knew the price of this hotel was too good to be true | 1.2652 | 0.04670 | 132 | 103 | 23 | 6 |
1155 | Here I am, stuck in the middle of clowns and jokers | 1.2652 | 0.04793 | 132 | 104 | 21 | 7 |
1156 | Dear cat person I don’t think I am a person cat | 1.2652 | 0.04793 | 132 | 104 | 21 | 7 |
1157 | First one to drop the ball in the water, dies; the other one gets to feed me forever | 1.2652 | 0.05028 | 132 | 106 | 17 | 9 |
1158 | These shelter-in-place drinking games have got to stop. | 1.2652 | 0.04793 | 132 | 104 | 21 | 7 |
1159 | A bottle of wine always inspires the best ideas. | 1.2652 | 0.04416 | 132 | 100 | 27 | 4 |
1160 | I don’t know why that rescue group was so nervous about us fostering Fluffy. | 1.2652 | 0.05028 | 132 | 106 | 17 | 9 |
1161 | Do you think we should have children? | 1.2652 | 0.04793 | 132 | 104 | 21 | 7 |
1162 | Yay! Finally found some velcro that works! | 1.2652 | 0.04545 | 132 | 101 | 25 | 5 |
1163 | Lets see what happens if we miss. | 1.2652 | 0.04912 | 132 | 105 | 19 | 8 |
1164 | The origin of Cat Pandemic Traumatic Disorder otherwise known as CPTD 19. | 1.2652 | 0.04545 | 132 | 102 | 25 | 5 |
1165 | Nothing fazes Fluffy. | 1.2652 | 0.04545 | 132 | 102 | 25 | 5 |
1166 | Oh god. They've been watching TikTok. | 1.2652 | 0.04545 | 132 | 102 | 25 | 5 |
1167 | whatever | 1.2652 | 0.05028 | 132 | 106 | 17 | 9 |
1168 | Get used to us, Morris. We are going to be at home for some time. | 1.2652 | 0.04912 | 132 | 105 | 19 | 8 |
1169 | If only there were still audiences. | 1.2652 | 0.04481 | 132 | 104 | 22 | 6 |
1170 | I said, "cool cat." | 1.2652 | 0.04670 | 132 | 103 | 23 | 6 |
1171 | Hey, maybe cats really do hate water! | 1.2652 | 0.04545 | 132 | 102 | 25 | 5 |
1172 | She loves her catnip and we love our chardonnay! | 1.2652 | 0.04793 | 132 | 104 | 21 | 7 |
1173 | It's catch, but with higher stakes. | 1.2652 | 0.04545 | 132 | 102 | 25 | 5 |
1174 | No problem. Declawed. | 1.2652 | 0.04670 | 132 | 103 | 23 | 6 |
1175 | Who's the Good Kitty? | 1.2652 | 0.04545 | 132 | 102 | 25 | 5 |
1176 | He can't decide which life to use. | 1.2652 | 0.04670 | 132 | 103 | 23 | 6 |
1177 | Just why did I think this was anything like inserting myself into a snuggle, or checkers game? | 1.2652 | 0.04146 | 132 | 104 | 23 | 5 |
1178 | Did I just hear the cat say, "Keep your eye on the ball! | 1.2652 | 0.04416 | 132 | 101 | 27 | 4 |
1179 | Don't worry. Cats hate water. | 1.2652 | 0.04670 | 132 | 103 | 23 | 6 |
1180 | Honey, your sure Siegfried and Roy started like this | 1.2652 | 0.04283 | 132 | 102 | 26 | 4 |
1181 | His feels more like antisocial distancing to me. | 1.2652 | 0.04670 | 132 | 103 | 23 | 6 |
1182 | Sic transit. | 1.2652 | 0.02712 | 132 | 108 | 20 | 4 |
1183 | Wow, it's true, she prefers this to watching Hannity. | 1.2652 | 0.04912 | 132 | 105 | 19 | 8 |
1184 | Darlin' I think the shelter meant she is a cool cat, not a pool cat. | 1.2652 | 0.04545 | 132 | 102 | 25 | 5 |
1185 | Oh Jesus. | 1.2652 | 0.05028 | 132 | 106 | 17 | 9 |
1186 | Are you sure you had her declawed Claude? | 1.2652 | 0.04912 | 132 | 105 | 19 | 8 |
1187 | Honey trust me, the book definitely said we should share a bottle of wine and play with the cat and ball | 1.2652 | 0.04793 | 132 | 104 | 21 | 7 |
1188 | It's more fun with the added element of danger. | 1.2652 | 0.04670 | 132 | 103 | 23 | 6 |
1189 | He likes this so much more than the Roomba. I think it's because of the element of danger. | 1.2652 | 0.04912 | 132 | 105 | 19 | 8 |
1190 | The game is Catastrophe. | 1.2652 | 0.04912 | 132 | 105 | 19 | 8 |
1191 | Seee, try doing that with a dog! | 1.2652 | 0.04545 | 132 | 102 | 25 | 5 |
1192 | To the dismay of the cat, Ruth and Marvin invented a cat ball game while sheltering in place. | 1.2652 | 0.04416 | 132 | 101 | 27 | 4 |
1193 | Let's roll him off and see if he lands on all fours | 1.2652 | 0.04670 | 132 | 103 | 23 | 6 |
1194 | Supercat, meet Superglue! | 1.2652 | 0.04670 | 132 | 103 | 23 | 6 |
1195 | I don't usually do this on a first date. | 1.2652 | 0.04793 | 132 | 104 | 21 | 7 |
1196 | Ninety-seven, ninety-eight, ninety-nine.... | 1.2652 | 0.02918 | 132 | 109 | 18 | 5 |
1197 | Just a while longer, this makes him sleepy. | 1.2652 | 0.04416 | 132 | 101 | 27 | 4 |
1198 | nothing excites him anymore. | 1.2652 | 0.04545 | 132 | 102 | 25 | 5 |
1199 | He REALLY hates the water, doesn't he? | 1.2652 | 0.04416 | 132 | 101 | 27 | 4 |
1200 | That's amazing; he's still grumpy. | 1.2652 | 0.04416 | 132 | 101 | 27 | 4 |
1201 | Maybe I am adorable | 1.2652 | 0.04283 | 132 | 100 | 29 | 3 |
1202 | Behold my power pathetic humans! | 1.2652 | 0.04793 | 132 | 104 | 21 | 7 |
1203 | Ignore him he’s just trying to get our attention. | 1.2652 | 0.04545 | 132 | 102 | 25 | 5 |
1204 | Seventh life, eighth life...... | 1.2652 | 0.04283 | 132 | 100 | 29 | 3 |
1205 | If Kitty stays on top, she can have some wine in her milk. | 1.2652 | 0.04545 | 132 | 102 | 25 | 5 |
1206 | He’s really into this. | 1.2652 | 0.04670 | 132 | 103 | 23 | 6 |
1207 | Aren't you glad I had him declawed? | 1.2652 | 0.04670 | 132 | 103 | 23 | 6 |
1208 | He can’t ignore us now! | 1.2652 | 0.04545 | 132 | 102 | 25 | 5 |
1209 | This is how we go viral! | 1.2652 | 0.04670 | 132 | 103 | 23 | 6 |
1210 | This should make him think twice about not using the litter box | 1.2652 | 0.04670 | 132 | 103 | 23 | 6 |
1211 | She's getting bored with sheltering at home. | 1.2652 | 0.04670 | 132 | 103 | 23 | 6 |
1212 | If he says ‘You’ve got this girl’ one more time he’s going for a swim. | 1.2652 | 0.04793 | 132 | 104 | 21 | 7 |
1213 | How grumpy cats are made. | 1.2652 | 0.04912 | 132 | 105 | 19 | 8 |
1214 | It’s good for him to get out of the stroller every once in a while | 1.2652 | 0.04912 | 132 | 105 | 19 | 8 |
1215 | He never got over the cow jumping over the moon. | 1.2652 | 0.04545 | 132 | 102 | 25 | 5 |
1216 | See, he'd rather defy gravity than get wet. | 1.2652 | 0.04670 | 132 | 103 | 23 | 6 |
1217 | Just don't let it drop... She hates Water... | 1.2652 | 0.04545 | 132 | 102 | 25 | 5 |
1218 | He’s obviously over-compensating for being neutered. | 1.2652 | 0.03931 | 132 | 105 | 22 | 5 |
1219 | Sign of the times... catch as cat can! | 1.2652 | 0.04670 | 132 | 103 | 23 | 6 |
1220 | Simba sadly reflects on his new reality since the dog died. | 1.2652 | 0.04283 | 132 | 100 | 29 | 3 |
1221 | She'll be happy till the catnip gets soggy | 1.2652 | 0.04670 | 132 | 103 | 23 | 6 |
1222 | When playing with a beach ball it's important to keep your cat centered on the ball. | 1.2652 | 0.04416 | 132 | 101 | 27 | 4 |
1223 | Who says social distancing can't be fun. | 1.2652 | 0.04793 | 132 | 104 | 21 | 7 |
1224 | You were so quick to come over and play with my pussy. | 1.2652 | 0.04912 | 132 | 105 | 19 | 8 |
1225 | Don’t worry, he’s declawed. | 1.2652 | 0.04793 | 132 | 104 | 20 | 7 |
1226 | Eventually Greg found a way to channel his dislike of Greta’s cat into a game they all loved but for completely opposite reasons. | 1.2652 | 0.04912 | 132 | 105 | 19 | 8 |
1227 | He's been doing this with everything ever since I got the Roomba. | 1.2652 | 0.04912 | 132 | 105 | 19 | 8 |
1228 | I'm going to let the air out. He's still in his comfort zone. | 1.2652 | 0.04912 | 132 | 105 | 19 | 8 |
1229 | This was the moment that Danielle and Kevin knew that they shouldn’t have kids. | 1.2652 | 0.05028 | 132 | 106 | 17 | 9 |
1230 | Roger, I want a divorce. | 1.2647 | 0.04577 | 136 | 106 | 24 | 6 |
1231 | Hold it, Harold, I must be drunk. Is that our cat on the moon? | 1.2647 | 0.04695 | 136 | 107 | 22 | 7 |
1232 | Fluffy won’t ever trust us again. | 1.2647 | 0.04577 | 136 | 105 | 24 | 6 |
1233 | Remember, if the ball hits the water, one of us takes a drink, but we both are mysteriously killed in our sleep. | 1.2647 | 0.04810 | 136 | 108 | 20 | 8 |
1234 | Thank goodness he's been declawed. | 1.2647 | 0.04333 | 136 | 104 | 28 | 4 |
1235 | It's a Cat on a Cold Beach Ball. | 1.2647 | 0.04695 | 136 | 107 | 22 | 7 |
1236 | He also does this when I’m reading the paper. | 1.2647 | 0.04205 | 136 | 103 | 30 | 3 |
1237 | How can these white people play with a beach ball when the world is going up in flames? | 1.2642 | 0.05412 | 106 | 84 | 16 | 6 |
1238 | Bob and Whiskers don’t share Kathy’s enthusiasm for extreme sports wine Wednesday but they are willing to play along. | 1.2642 | 0.05576 | 106 | 85 | 14 | 7 |
1239 | Okay, so now the cat and I are gonna switch places... | 1.2632 | 0.05145 | 114 | 90 | 18 | 6 |
1240 | Meanwhile at Schrödinger’s pool... | 1.2619 | 0.04671 | 126 | 98 | 23 | 5 |
1241 | Remember Carl, the cat will rat you out if you come too close. They still say 'six feet apart'. | 1.2615 | 0.04376 | 130 | 102 | 23 | 5 |
1242 | No, I have no idea where she could be hiding. | 1.2615 | 0.04829 | 130 | 103 | 20 | 7 |
1243 | I think he enjoys this better than the robot vacuum. | 1.2615 | 0.04443 | 130 | 100 | 26 | 4 |
1244 | I thought quarantine meant making your own bread and binge watching Tiger King? | 1.2614 | 0.05359 | 88 | 70 | 14 | 4 |
1245 | See? I TOLD you Shenanigans likes to be the center of attention! | 1.2604 | 0.05389 | 96 | 75 | 17 | 4 |
1246 | Two Boomers attempt the TikTok “Cat Toss” Challenge | 1.2598 | 0.04501 | 127 | 98 | 25 | 4 |
1247 | Four months well spent. | 1.2598 | 0.04638 | 127 | 102 | 19 | 6 |
1248 | Is this how I go? | 1.2598 | 0.04638 | 127 | 99 | 23 | 5 |
1249 | « A scratch and then I will send them back to work. » | 1.2598 | 0.04638 | 127 | 99 | 23 | 5 |
1250 | I don't care that chlorine kills the virus! That's not the point! | 1.2598 | 0.04771 | 127 | 100 | 21 | 6 |
1251 | Remember, we just have to wiggle the mouse a few times so the bosses think we’re still online. | 1.2598 | 0.04900 | 127 | 101 | 19 | 7 |
1252 | Wingardium leviosa. I told you the two of us could do it. | 1.2598 | 0.04900 | 127 | 101 | 19 | 7 |
1253 | It was either this or them making banana bread for the 17th time. | 1.2598 | 0.03986 | 127 | 102 | 20 | 5 |
1254 | I think I'm starting to understand American politics | 1.2598 | 0.04638 | 127 | 99 | 23 | 5 |
1255 | You know, Barbara, I’ve never understood why they refer to us as the 1%. | 1.2598 | 0.05026 | 127 | 102 | 17 | 8 |
1256 | That's right humans... worship me! | 1.2598 | 0.04501 | 127 | 98 | 25 | 4 |
1257 | Are you sure this is what the covid dating site said to do? | 1.2598 | 0.04771 | 127 | 100 | 21 | 6 |
1258 | Let's add a cat. | 1.2598 | 0.04771 | 127 | 100 | 21 | 6 |
1259 | Is there any better proof of a good marriage? | 1.2598 | 0.04360 | 127 | 100 | 23 | 4 |
1260 | I'm not so sure this shared custody things is going to work out. | 1.2598 | 0.04638 | 127 | 99 | 23 | 5 |
1261 | This is the last time I let them talk me into playing catch. | 1.2598 | 0.04638 | 127 | 99 | 23 | 5 |
1262 | This should get lots of YouTube hits. | 1.2598 | 0.04771 | 127 | 100 | 21 | 6 |
1263 | The rules are self-explanatory: It’s a drinking game called “Nine Lives.” | 1.2598 | 0.04638 | 127 | 99 | 23 | 5 |
1264 | Excuse me, but I dont have any wine. | 1.2598 | 0.04900 | 127 | 101 | 19 | 7 |
1265 | Their just on their first drink. | 1.2598 | 0.04900 | 127 | 101 | 19 | 7 |
1266 | No, once it was out of the bag, I couldn’t put it back in. | 1.2598 | 0.04638 | 127 | 99 | 23 | 5 |
1267 | She’ll pay attention to us at some point, I swear. | 1.2598 | 0.04771 | 127 | 100 | 21 | 6 |
1268 | Borrrrrrring | 1.2598 | 0.04771 | 127 | 100 | 21 | 6 |
1269 | We’ll get a lot of followers on Tik Tok with this. | 1.2598 | 0.04501 | 127 | 98 | 25 | 4 |
1270 | I'm starting to understand just what cat a tonic means. | 1.2598 | 0.03826 | 127 | 101 | 22 | 4 |
1271 | I hate timeshare vacation ownership | 1.2598 | 0.04771 | 127 | 100 | 21 | 6 |
1272 | This is inappropriate.... we're in the kitty pool | 1.2598 | 0.04771 | 127 | 100 | 21 | 6 |
1273 | You should see him on the catapult. | 1.2598 | 0.04501 | 127 | 98 | 25 | 4 |
1274 | I suppose if I drown I’ll still have eight more lives. | 1.2598 | 0.04900 | 127 | 101 | 19 | 7 |
1275 | This beach ball is heavier than last time. | 1.2598 | 0.04638 | 127 | 99 | 23 | 5 |
1276 | Catch-as-cat-can! | 1.2598 | 0.04638 | 127 | 99 | 23 | 5 |
1277 | This game is known as 'Schrodinger's Catch.' | 1.2598 | 0.04771 | 127 | 100 | 21 | 6 |
1278 | YES ITS CAT ON A BEACH BALL Only $9.95 but wait, there's more... | 1.2598 | 0.04900 | 127 | 101 | 19 | 7 |
1279 | I’m never gonna get this super glue out of my fur | 1.2598 | 0.04900 | 127 | 101 | 19 | 7 |
1280 | If the beach was open, he could never have experienced this. | 1.2598 | 0.04501 | 127 | 98 | 25 | 4 |
1281 | Humiliated, Fluffles ponders the literal meaning of "the cat's got your tongue." | 1.2598 | 0.04638 | 127 | 99 | 23 | 5 |
1282 | It's really a cat-out-of-water sort of game. | 1.2598 | 0.04501 | 127 | 98 | 25 | 4 |
1283 | it's good to get him out of the house | 1.2598 | 0.04771 | 127 | 100 | 21 | 6 |
1284 | And this is why cats don't like water. | 1.2598 | 0.04638 | 127 | 99 | 23 | 5 |
1285 | I told you it would be easier than playing catch with the cat. | 1.2598 | 0.04638 | 127 | 99 | 23 | 5 |
1286 | Just don't fall off until after we film the TikTok video. | 1.2598 | 0.04501 | 127 | 98 | 25 | 4 |
1287 | I told you superglue would do the trick. | 1.2598 | 0.04360 | 127 | 97 | 27 | 3 |
1288 | Relax, honey, the cat has nine lives. | 1.2598 | 0.04432 | 127 | 100 | 22 | 5 |
1289 | You're right. She's not as tipsy as we are. | 1.2598 | 0.04638 | 127 | 99 | 23 | 5 |
1290 | Millennials version of Cat on a Hot Tin Roof. | 1.2598 | 0.04215 | 127 | 101 | 21 | 5 |
1291 | Lesson no. 1: the cat is on the ball | 1.2581 | 0.04704 | 124 | 97 | 22 | 5 |
1292 | The trick is to pretend the cat’s not there. | 1.2581 | 0.04562 | 124 | 96 | 24 | 4 |
1293 | Keep the ball in the air! Chester needs at least 45 minutes since he last ate before he can get in the water | 1.2581 | 0.04704 | 124 | 97 | 22 | 5 |
1294 | Did that meow mean STOP or go higher? | 1.2581 | 0.04416 | 124 | 95 | 26 | 3 |
1295 | How many times do I have to tell you, the vet said this would make him stop peeing in my slippers | 1.2581 | 0.04704 | 124 | 97 | 22 | 5 |
1296 | Is this the wine talking or is there a cat on top of our beachball? | 1.2581 | 0.04704 | 124 | 97 | 22 | 5 |
1297 | You know, Katherine, when I said ‘Let’s have a ball, Kat’ I think you misunderstood what I meant. | 1.2581 | 0.04704 | 124 | 97 | 22 | 5 |
1298 | This is fun Dr. Schrödinger, but I’m not sure it proves your theory. | 1.2581 | 0.04704 | 124 | 97 | 22 | 5 |
1299 | Do not eat the humans in their sleep. Do not eat the humans in their sleep. Do not eat the humans in their sleep. Do not eat the humans in their sleep. | 1.2581 | 0.04704 | 124 | 97 | 22 | 5 |
1300 | My own personal slice of hell | 1.2581 | 0.04704 | 124 | 97 | 22 | 5 |
1301 | I don’t know what was I thinking about when I agreed to barter this for a niçoise tuna bowl! | 1.2581 | 0.05355 | 124 | 102 | 12 | 10 |
1302 | Goat Yoga is so "yesterday". | 1.2581 | 0.04704 | 124 | 97 | 22 | 5 |
1303 | I'm so glad we got a pool cat rather than a gym rat. | 1.2581 | 0.04562 | 124 | 96 | 24 | 4 |
1304 | ..........seven lives, eight lives........... | 1.2581 | 0.05231 | 124 | 101 | 14 | 9 |
1305 | I'd love to, but you’ll have to remove that damn cat. | 1.2581 | 0.04562 | 124 | 96 | 24 | 4 |
1306 | What’s our exit strategy? | 1.2581 | 0.04562 | 124 | 101 | 16 | 7 |
1307 | Maybe it’s the Syrah talking, but I really think he likes it! | 1.2581 | 0.04416 | 124 | 95 | 26 | 3 |
1308 | I don't know--she seems happy enough. | 1.2581 | 0.04416 | 124 | 95 | 26 | 3 |
1309 | Muffy really wished they hadn't run out of wine. | 1.2581 | 0.03945 | 124 | 97 | 24 | 3 |
1310 | Put a little spin on it next time. | 1.2581 | 0.04841 | 124 | 98 | 20 | 6 |
1311 | He's just lucky we're not bowling! | 1.2581 | 0.04562 | 124 | 96 | 24 | 4 |
1312 | You're right. This makes a lot more sense after a few stiff drinks. | 1.2581 | 0.04416 | 124 | 95 | 26 | 3 |
1313 | I don’t think a dog would have done this. | 1.2581 | 0.04416 | 124 | 95 | 26 | 3 |
1314 | The fun really starts when the claws come out! | 1.2581 | 0.04562 | 124 | 96 | 24 | 4 |
1315 | The cat adds an extra element of danger. | 1.2581 | 0.04841 | 124 | 98 | 20 | 6 |
1316 | In just a few months of quarantining, we've already mastered levitation. | 1.2581 | 0.04704 | 124 | 97 | 22 | 5 |
1317 | Wow, I haven't done this in ages! | 1.2581 | 0.04562 | 124 | 96 | 24 | 4 |
1318 | When we end up in hell, all cheese will be pepperjack." | 1.2581 | 0.04841 | 124 | 98 | 20 | 6 |
1319 | Another for the bucket list | 1.2581 | 0.03776 | 124 | 96 | 26 | 2 |
1320 | I’m not sure if we’re playing with it or if it’s playing with us. | 1.2569 | 0.05116 | 109 | 86 | 18 | 5 |
1321 | They’ll never notice me with this cloaking device | 1.2560 | 0.04806 | 125 | 99 | 20 | 6 |
1322 | That moment when the catnip wears off. | 1.2560 | 0.04385 | 125 | 96 | 26 | 3 |
1323 | Schroödinger: "I hope the cat is alright". Wife: No one will know, keep passing! | 1.2560 | 0.05068 | 125 | 101 | 16 | 8 |
1324 | I didn’t think we were supposed to play in the litter box. | 1.2560 | 0.01346 | 125 | 105 | 17 | 3 |
1325 | have you noticed that every time we drink rosé we end up in the pool playing kitty ball? | 1.2560 | 0.03390 | 125 | 100 | 22 | 3 |
1326 | Are you sure this is a TikTok challenge? | 1.2560 | 0.05068 | 125 | 101 | 16 | 8 |
1327 | Larry... it’s happening. we’re finally gonna be tik tok famous | 1.2560 | 0.04806 | 125 | 99 | 20 | 6 |
1328 | „In a brief contemplative moment, Pete the Cat imagined his life to have turned out a totally different ballgame“ | 1.2560 | 0.04939 | 125 | 100 | 18 | 7 |
1329 | Our therapist said to try something new | 1.2560 | 0.04236 | 125 | 95 | 28 | 2 |
1330 | I think we’re running out of ways to avoid the news cycle. | 1.2560 | 0.04385 | 125 | 96 | 26 | 3 |
1331 | We we’re SO right about not having kids! | 1.2560 | 0.04530 | 125 | 97 | 24 | 4 |
1332 | 'Is this how you make a Tik Tok?' | 1.2560 | 0.04530 | 125 | 97 | 24 | 4 |
1333 | One more throw and I swear I’ll pop it ... I don’t care if I get wet! | 1.2560 | 0.04939 | 125 | 100 | 18 | 7 |
1334 | Bubbles was never the same once she got back form the taxidermist. | 1.2560 | 0.04670 | 125 | 98 | 22 | 5 |
1335 | If I ignore it maybe it’ll stop | 1.2560 | 0.04236 | 125 | 95 | 28 | 2 |
1336 | I'm thinking a half million 'Likes' on TikTok! | 1.2560 | 0.04806 | 125 | 99 | 20 | 6 |
1337 | Now that's how you show what static electricity can do. | 1.2560 | 0.04806 | 125 | 99 | 20 | 6 |
1338 | Dear Diary- I met the most fantastic man! Chippendale body, Olympic athlete.....We’re teaching tricks to his rare Siberian snow leopard! | 1.2560 | 0.05194 | 125 | 102 | 14 | 9 |
1339 | Not sure if this is the best time to bring it up, but I want a divorce. | 1.2560 | 0.04670 | 125 | 98 | 22 | 5 |
1340 | The only reason I let you humiliate me like this is because you let me scratch your furniture. Otherwise, I'd be hooking you up to a wine cooler enema. Meow. | 1.2560 | 0.04806 | 125 | 99 | 20 | 6 |
1341 | In all fairness to Mittens, we really need to start thinking about getting our own ball. | 1.2560 | 0.04530 | 125 | 97 | 24 | 4 |
1342 | In a 1980's revival, Williams made substantial revisions to the title of the play and the relationship of Maggie and Brick. | 1.2560 | 0.04806 | 125 | 99 | 20 | 6 |
1343 | And you didn't want to declaw her. | 1.2560 | 0.04670 | 125 | 98 | 22 | 5 |
1344 | These people must be dog lovers. | 1.2560 | 0.05068 | 125 | 101 | 16 | 8 |
1345 | Kitty really is on the ball! | 1.2560 | 0.04385 | 125 | 96 | 26 | 3 |
1346 | How do you know when we've had enough gin? | 1.2560 | 0.04670 | 125 | 98 | 22 | 5 |
1347 | She is just *determined* to go viral. | 1.2560 | 0.04530 | 125 | 97 | 24 | 4 |
1348 | Where's the parakeet? | 1.2560 | 0.04939 | 125 | 100 | 18 | 7 |
1349 | I love hairball! | 1.2560 | 0.04530 | 125 | 97 | 24 | 4 |
1350 | Not so hard! The vet wants us to be careful until her stitches heal. | 1.2560 | 0.04806 | 125 | 99 | 20 | 6 |
1351 | Marco! Pussy! | 1.2560 | 0.04806 | 125 | 99 | 20 | 5 |
1352 | If you think this is fun, Rubio, wait until we introduce you to the wonderful world of volleyball. | 1.2560 | 0.04385 | 125 | 96 | 26 | 3 |
1353 | This is the most playful I've seen Mr. Wigglebottoms in years! | 1.2560 | 0.04806 | 125 | 99 | 20 | 6 |
1354 | I think the swimming lessons are going really well, don't you? | 1.2560 | 0.04670 | 125 | 98 | 22 | 5 |
1355 | Use your core! | 1.2560 | 0.04001 | 125 | 96 | 27 | 2 |
1356 | Carlisle lamented superiorly, "These morons fight traffic every day, get blitzed every night, and call it a life. But they drop me in this water and I'll have 'em singing Die Valkyrie in one easy lesson." | 1.2560 | 0.04670 | 125 | 98 | 22 | 5 |
1357 | 'Who rescued who?' my ass. | 1.2560 | 0.04530 | 125 | 102 | 16 | 7 |
1358 | Who's a cute compliant kitty? Muffins is a cute compliant kitty, that's who! | 1.2560 | 0.04530 | 125 | 97 | 24 | 4 |
1359 | Lucifurr just sat there thinking of ways to get even. | 1.2560 | 0.04530 | 125 | 97 | 24 | 4 |
1360 | “She has attachment issues.” | 1.2560 | 0.04939 | 125 | 100 | 18 | 7 |
1361 | I don't think I can take nine lifetimes of this. | 1.2560 | 0.04670 | 125 | 98 | 22 | 5 |
1362 | I just don't have the balls for this. | 1.2560 | 0.04939 | 125 | 100 | 18 | 7 |
1363 | Fun indeed dear, but I still think nothing tops hamster cornhole | 1.2560 | 0.03751 | 125 | 102 | 18 | 5 |
1364 | Sure glad we got the kitty pool | 1.2560 | 0.04530 | 125 | 97 | 24 | 4 |
1365 | The quaran-tinis and "work from home" were taking their toll. | 1.2560 | 0.04806 | 125 | 99 | 20 | 6 |
1366 | Despite years of failure, the Baileys simply couldn't accept that cats can't smile. | 1.2560 | 0.04939 | 125 | 100 | 18 | 7 |
1367 | Helluva hairball, Burt. | 1.2560 | 0.04530 | 125 | 97 | 24 | 4 |
1368 | You did have her declawed, didn't you? | 1.2560 | 0.04385 | 125 | 96 | 26 | 3 |
1369 | It might be the wine, but it seems heavier than normal. | 1.2560 | 0.04530 | 125 | 97 | 24 | 4 |
1370 | I'm warning you! I'm a furmidable opponent! | 1.2560 | 0.04670 | 125 | 98 | 22 | 5 |
1371 | Can you believe we used to play this game with a toaster?" | 1.2560 | 0.04806 | 125 | 99 | 20 | 6 |
1372 | It's impossible to tell, but I know she's loving this. | 1.2560 | 0.04080 | 125 | 94 | 30 | 1 |
1373 | See, I told you it was good to have her declawed. | 1.2560 | 0.04385 | 125 | 96 | 26 | 3 |
1374 | It'd be more fun with a big ball of yarn. | 1.2560 | 0.04939 | 125 | 100 | 18 | 7 |
1375 | It’s always a struggle to market yourself when you’re self employed, but then I realized taxidermy could have a fun side. | 1.2560 | 0.05068 | 125 | 101 | 16 | 8 |
1376 | This is our best illusion ever. | 1.2560 | 0.04806 | 125 | 99 | 20 | 6 |
1377 | If the cat drowns, you lose | 1.2547 | 0.05537 | 106 | 86 | 13 | 7 |
1378 | I wanted to adopt a rescue seal. | 1.2541 | 0.04737 | 122 | 96 | 21 | 5 |
1379 | This will teach it not to claw the furniture! | 1.2522 | 0.04916 | 115 | 91 | 19 | 5 |
1380 | I know they are required at the office, but these trust exercises with the cat are just plain weird. | 1.2522 | 0.03231 | 115 | 92 | 21 | 2 |
1381 | He likes the water but he’s out of lives. | 1.2520 | 0.04703 | 123 | 97 | 21 | 5 |
1382 | This is going better than badminton. | 1.2520 | 0.04256 | 123 | 94 | 27 | 2 |
1383 | She will not fall. She's afraid of water. | 1.2520 | 0.04842 | 123 | 98 | 19 | 6 |
1384 | It has to be a dream. We don’t have a cat. Or a pool. | 1.2500 | 0.04622 | 120 | 94 | 22 | 4 |
1385 | Beam me up. | 1.2500 | 0.03501 | 120 | 94 | 21 | 2 |
1386 | The taxidermist was right, honey. Mr. Whiskers is more fun with the beachball! | 1.2500 | 0.05056 | 120 | 97 | 16 | 7 |
1387 | I miss when they travelled for summer | 1.2500 | 0.04771 | 120 | 95 | 20 | 5 |
1388 | Is this really how I want to be spending the rest of my fifth life? | 1.2500 | 0.04622 | 120 | 94 | 22 | 4 |
1389 | How is he doing that?!? I don’t know, Sharon! He’s your cat! | 1.2500 | 0.05056 | 120 | 97 | 16 | 7 |
1390 | If it keeps them happy, I’m okay with it. | 1.2500 | 0.04308 | 120 | 92 | 26 | 2 |
1391 | Stop being such a big P%#^y | 1.2500 | 0.00837 | 120 | 101 | 17 | 2 |
1392 | Are you sure we’re on mute? | 1.2500 | 0.04771 | 120 | 95 | 20 | 5 |
1393 | He's a good sport | 1.2500 | 0.04467 | 120 | 93 | 24 | 3 |
1394 | As your King, I demand you halt this dilly dallying and get back to work at once! | 1.2500 | 0.05056 | 120 | 97 | 16 | 7 |
1395 | Oh come on now, nine lives shouldn’t be interpreted as a checklist | 1.2500 | 0.04915 | 120 | 96 | 18 | 6 |
1396 | It’s your turn to feed him, dear. | 1.2500 | 0.04915 | 120 | 96 | 18 | 6 |
1397 | No! Fluffy is on MY quaramTEAM! | 1.2500 | 0.04771 | 120 | 95 | 20 | 5 |
1398 | Quarantine Day 122: what else can we do to play with Boots the cat?! | 1.2500 | 0.04771 | 120 | 95 | 20 | 5 |
1399 | Remember, whichever way he falls, that’s who gets to keep him. | 1.2500 | 0.04467 | 120 | 93 | 24 | 3 |
1400 | And who said we needed to have kids to have fun | 1.2500 | 0.04467 | 120 | 93 | 24 | 3 |
1401 | Stay-cat-ion | 1.2500 | 0.04915 | 120 | 96 | 18 | 6 |
1402 | No catpion | 1.2500 | 0.05056 | 120 | 97 | 16 | 7 |
1403 | Anyone seen the cat? | 1.2500 | 0.04622 | 120 | 94 | 22 | 4 |
1404 | Always fun playing cat and soused. | 1.2500 | 0.04308 | 120 | 92 | 26 | 2 |
1405 | And they say cats don’t like water. | 1.2500 | 0.04142 | 120 | 94 | 21 | 3 |
1406 | white privilege. | 1.2500 | 0.05192 | 120 | 98 | 14 | 8 |
1407 | Am I declawed? | 1.2500 | 0.04771 | 120 | 95 | 20 | 5 |
1408 | ‘Karen, meet Craig from HR’ | 1.2500 | 0.02712 | 120 | 99 | 18 | 3 |
1409 | Chester rarely takes to someone like this on a first date! | 1.2500 | 0.04308 | 120 | 92 | 26 | 2 |
1410 | I think the catnip might be wearing off. | 1.2500 | 0.04622 | 120 | 94 | 22 | 4 |
1411 | To be honest, this game is more fun on my phone. | 1.2500 | 0.04915 | 120 | 96 | 18 | 6 |
1412 | Remember the movie 'Speed'? | 1.2500 | 0.04771 | 120 | 95 | 20 | 5 |
1413 | I think she's about ready for hang-gliding. | 1.2500 | 0.04622 | 120 | 94 | 22 | 4 |
1414 | Remember when she wouldn't even go in the kitty pool?" | 1.2500 | 0.04622 | 120 | 94 | 22 | 4 |
1415 | She'll never complain about that ball of yarn game again. | 1.2500 | 0.04467 | 120 | 96 | 20 | 4 |
1416 | Oh, that's where I put him. | 1.2500 | 0.04467 | 120 | 93 | 24 | 3 |
1417 | It's working! She seems mildly entertained! | 1.2500 | 0.04308 | 120 | 92 | 26 | 2 |
1418 | No, you feed him. | 1.2500 | 0.04915 | 120 | 96 | 18 | 6 |
1419 | I am not sure kitty likes our version of cat-ch! | 1.2500 | 0.02959 | 120 | 95 | 24 | 1 |
1420 | Are they always so territorial? | 1.2500 | 0.04622 | 120 | 94 | 22 | 4 |
1421 | Wonder how many lives are flashing before her eyes? | 1.2500 | 0.04915 | 120 | 96 | 18 | 6 |
1422 | Is he always this aloof after one drink? | 1.2500 | 0.04622 | 120 | 94 | 22 | 4 |
1423 | Don't worry about the cat. They always land on their feet. | 1.2500 | 0.04771 | 120 | 95 | 20 | 5 |
1424 | He likes to play high risk, low reward games. | 1.2500 | 0.04622 | 120 | 94 | 22 | 4 |
1425 | It's HER mousy toy, it's HER salmon kibble, it's HER cushion, it's HER beach ball. When does it ever end? | 1.2500 | 0.04308 | 120 | 92 | 26 | 2 |
1426 | It’s much more fun since we had him declawed, isn’t it dear? | 1.2500 | 0.03695 | 120 | 96 | 21 | 3 |
1427 | This was your idea for joint custody, remember? | 1.2500 | 0.04915 | 120 | 96 | 18 | 6 |
1428 | Told you she likes tequila | 1.2500 | 0.04622 | 120 | 94 | 22 | 4 |
1429 | He's much more eager to please now that he's in his 9th life. | 1.2500 | 0.04622 | 120 | 94 | 22 | 4 |
1430 | Something about the nine lives makes them think I'm invincible. | 1.2500 | 0.04915 | 120 | 96 | 18 | 6 |
1431 | Whosever side he falls on has to do the litter box for a month. | 1.2500 | 0.04467 | 120 | 93 | 24 | 3 |
1432 | Wow Man, this Chardonnay is really kicking in! | 1.2500 | 0.04622 | 120 | 94 | 22 | 4 |
1433 | I want the divorce | 1.2500 | 0.04467 | 120 | 93 | 24 | 3 |
1434 | But how do we monetize it? | 1.2500 | 0.04622 | 120 | 94 | 22 | 4 |
1435 | declawed..no why? | 1.2500 | 0.05056 | 120 | 97 | 16 | 7 |
1436 | No one will ever convict me. | 1.2500 | 0.04467 | 120 | 93 | 24 | 3 |
1437 | He was getting bored with the Roomba. | 1.2500 | 0.04622 | 120 | 94 | 22 | 4 |
1438 | Thurber just pretends he doesn’t care for the Catbird Seat. | 1.2500 | 0.04771 | 120 | 95 | 20 | 5 |
1439 | I know, honey, but Whiskers hates to get her feet wet. | 1.2500 | 0.04622 | 120 | 94 | 22 | 4 |
1440 | So you call this game, "Who gets their eyes scratched out by the cat first?". | 1.2500 | 0.05326 | 120 | 99 | 12 | 9 |
1441 | Still bored, little kitty kitty? | 1.2500 | 0.04622 | 120 | 94 | 22 | 4 |
1442 | The cat's out and we're in the bag. | 1.2500 | 0.05056 | 120 | 97 | 16 | 7 |
1443 | I don't know how much more I can stand of Joan's and Jerome's social isolation coping skills | 1.2500 | 0.04622 | 120 | 94 | 22 | 4 |
1444 | Well, I think Mr. Whiskers is happy he can distract us from our deep-seated hatred of each other. | 1.2500 | 0.05192 | 120 | 98 | 14 | 8 |
1445 | Mr. Snuggles here is the reason why my relationship status is set at "complicated." | 1.2500 | 0.04915 | 120 | 96 | 18 | 6 |
1446 | This is better than a hot tin roof! ! | 1.2500 | 0.04622 | 120 | 94 | 22 | 4 |
1447 | If you hadn’t declawed me, this ball would be popped, I’d be napping and you two would stop this feline felony. | 1.2500 | 0.04915 | 120 | 96 | 18 | 6 |
1448 | I'd be worried about this even if they weren't drinking. | 1.2500 | 0.04771 | 120 | 95 | 20 | 5 |
1449 | It helps mitigate his depression ever since the Roomba broke. | 1.2500 | 0.04915 | 120 | 96 | 18 | 6 |
1450 | I’ll admit I was skeptical when you suggested this. | 1.2500 | 0.04142 | 120 | 91 | 28 | 1 |
1451 | This game ends badly for hemophiliacs. | 1.2500 | 0.04622 | 120 | 94 | 22 | 4 |
1452 | Cat......." I wish they would just decide who gets the cat, with a nice game of rock, paper,scissors". | 1.2500 | 0.05192 | 120 | 98 | 14 | 8 |
1453 | I don't think he gets 'monkey in the middle.' | 1.2500 | 0.04771 | 120 | 95 | 20 | 5 |
1454 | From day one Jingles knew the terrace hot tub was a bad idea. | 1.2500 | 0.04771 | 120 | 95 | 20 | 5 |
1455 | ...Maybe I'll get lucky and only have 8 lives. | 1.2500 | 0.04467 | 120 | 93 | 24 | 3 |
1456 | Wait, how did I wake up here? | 1.2500 | 0.04622 | 120 | 94 | 22 | 4 |
1457 | I can't believe I'm wasting one of my nine lives doing this. | 1.2500 | 0.05192 | 120 | 98 | 14 | 8 |
1458 | You want to try the basketball next? | 1.2500 | 0.04057 | 120 | 98 | 17 | 5 |
1459 | This isn’t feline good for me guys... | 1.2479 | 0.04879 | 121 | 97 | 18 | 6 |
1460 | I told you the cat would have a ball. | 1.2479 | 0.04588 | 121 | 95 | 22 | 4 |
1461 | Things white people will do to avoid fighting for Black lives No. 4367 aption | 1.2479 | 0.04991 | 117 | 94 | 17 | 6 |
1462 | When roomates don't understand about boundaries | 1.2479 | 0.04991 | 117 | 94 | 17 | 6 |
1463 | Maybe I’m just not lifeguard material | 1.2479 | 0.04687 | 117 | 92 | 21 | 4 |
1464 | ...And thus began and ended Karen’s attempt to be an influencer. | 1.2479 | 0.04527 | 117 | 91 | 23 | 3 |
1465 | I’m just saying inviting the neighbours cat, whiskers, into our covid bubble wasn’t your best idea. | 1.2479 | 0.04841 | 117 | 93 | 19 | 5 |
1466 | But, alas, it was not curiosity that killed the cat this fateful night. | 1.2479 | 0.04991 | 117 | 94 | 17 | 6 |
1467 | not what I had in mind when she said “get the ball honey, the cat needs some playtime” | 1.2479 | 0.04687 | 117 | 92 | 21 | 4 |
1468 | For the first time, Boris regretted sitting upon one of the humans’ objects of interest. | 1.2479 | 0.04361 | 117 | 90 | 25 | 2 |
1469 | This cat has balls. | 1.2479 | 0.04991 | 117 | 94 | 17 | 6 |
1470 | It's not worth the occasional fish sticks | 1.2479 | 0.05137 | 117 | 95 | 15 | 7 |
1471 | This is great! What should we do next to avoid addressing Black Lives Matter? | 1.2479 | 0.04527 | 117 | 91 | 23 | 3 |
1472 | Black cats matter too, they said. | 1.2479 | 0.05137 | 117 | 95 | 15 | 7 |
1473 | you could have mentioned this hobby in your profile. | 1.2479 | 0.04527 | 117 | 91 | 23 | 3 |
1474 | I hate being on YouTube! | 1.2479 | 0.05137 | 117 | 95 | 15 | 7 |
1475 | Either the cat’s levitating again or we’re drunk before midday for the third time this week... | 1.2479 | 0.04687 | 117 | 92 | 21 | 4 |
1476 | I swear if these humans don’t go back to work I will commit a felony. | 1.2479 | 0.05278 | 117 | 96 | 13 | 8 |
1477 | It’s fine. It’s really fine. We’re doing great. | 1.2479 | 0.04841 | 117 | 93 | 19 | 5 |
1478 | Somehow he always lands on his feet. | 1.2479 | 0.03520 | 117 | 93 | 17 | 3 |
1479 | During quarantine Tom and Suzan mastered social distancing. | 1.2479 | 0.04841 | 117 | 93 | 19 | 5 |
1480 | I just knew we’d find a cat sitter who was on the ball. | 1.2479 | 0.04991 | 117 | 94 | 17 | 6 |
1481 | Never thought I‘d say it but I would rather be in the water | 1.2479 | 0.04527 | 117 | 91 | 23 | 3 |
1482 | I guess we are 6 feet apart. | 1.2479 | 0.04687 | 117 | 92 | 21 | 4 |
1483 | Professor McGonagall immediately regretted signing up to teach transfiguration on the singles cruise. | 1.2479 | 0.05137 | 117 | 95 | 15 | 7 |
1484 | All black lives matter | 1.2479 | 0.05137 | 117 | 95 | 15 | 7 |
1485 | Their offices need to reopen. | 1.2479 | 0.04991 | 117 | 94 | 17 | 6 |
1486 | You still have to walk the dog.” | 1.2479 | 0.04687 | 117 | 92 | 21 | 4 |
1487 | I should get a job! | 1.2479 | 0.04841 | 117 | 93 | 19 | 5 |
1488 | Well, you did say “here, kitty kitty” | 1.2479 | 0.05278 | 117 | 96 | 13 | 8 |
1489 | At least I’m not a dog. | 1.2479 | 0.04527 | 117 | 91 | 23 | 3 |
1490 | Now this is what I call stable genius | 1.2479 | 0.05137 | 117 | 95 | 15 | 7 |
1491 | So this is how the want to waste my third life? | 1.2479 | 0.04991 | 117 | 94 | 17 | 6 |
1492 | She’s ecstatic. | 1.2479 | 0.04841 | 117 | 93 | 19 | 5 |
1493 | The claws don’t typically come out until the third date. | 1.2479 | 0.04991 | 117 | 94 | 17 | 6 |
1494 | And you wanted an indoor cat. | 1.2479 | 0.04527 | 117 | 91 | 23 | 3 |
1495 | I forget...how many lives is this? | 1.2479 | 0.04687 | 117 | 92 | 21 | 4 |
1496 | Say you respect us... or in you go. | 1.2479 | 0.04527 | 117 | 91 | 23 | 3 |
1497 | I don't think the cat likes our drinking games | 1.2479 | 0.04687 | 117 | 92 | 21 | 4 |
1498 | How to quarantine a cat. | 1.2479 | 0.04189 | 117 | 89 | 27 | 1 |
1499 | 'You were right! I AM a cat person!!' | 1.2479 | 0.04361 | 117 | 90 | 25 | 2 |
1500 | Cat toys are so underrated | 1.2479 | 0.04841 | 117 | 93 | 19 | 5 |
1501 | Decisions! Decisions! Whose head should I jump on to get out of this predicament? | 1.2479 | 0.04841 | 117 | 93 | 19 | 5 |
1502 | Does anyone smell cat poop? | 1.2479 | 0.04991 | 117 | 94 | 17 | 6 |
1503 | Captain Whiskers: “I should’ve taken the blue pill.” | 1.2479 | 0.04991 | 117 | 94 | 17 | 6 |
1504 | How long does helium last, Felix? Mr. Bubbles hasn't had a real bath in over eight years, and I need to get another glass of wine. | 1.2479 | 0.05137 | 117 | 95 | 15 | 7 |
1505 | Muffy, remember how you like to bat around those little mice? | 1.2479 | 0.04687 | 117 | 92 | 21 | 4 |
1506 | The cat was convinced that John and Blanche were just playing with her emotions. | 1.2479 | 0.04687 | 117 | 92 | 21 | 4 |
1507 | He was never this much fun before the declawing. | 1.2479 | 0.04361 | 117 | 90 | 25 | 2 |
1508 | This was not my idea | 1.2479 | 0.03190 | 117 | 94 | 21 | 2 |
1509 | Does this cat belong to someone in your building? | 1.2479 | 0.04527 | 117 | 91 | 23 | 3 |
1510 | This is the last straw. I'd rather be an alley cat. | 1.2479 | 0.04527 | 117 | 91 | 23 | 3 |
1511 | Play nice or she’ll let the air out of the ball. | 1.2479 | 0.03413 | 117 | 95 | 19 | 3 |
1512 | I think Mr. Cuddles is trying to tell us that cat lives matter or it could just be lunchtime! | 1.2479 | 0.04841 | 117 | 93 | 19 | 5 |
1513 | I told you playing with your pussy could be fun! | 1.2479 | 0.04991 | 117 | 94 | 17 | 6 |
1514 | Roomba cat on vacay. | 1.2479 | 0.04527 | 117 | 92 | 18 | 4 |
1515 | We just can't keep going on with things up in the air like this. | 1.2479 | 0.04687 | 117 | 92 | 21 | 4 |
1516 | That day, Chester resolved to complete his application to the cat cafe. | 1.2479 | 0.05137 | 117 | 95 | 15 | 7 |
1517 | I hate it when she’s bored. | 1.2479 | 0.04687 | 117 | 92 | 21 | 4 |
1518 | Don’t let him know you’re excited. He’ll burst your bubble! | 1.2479 | 0.04841 | 117 | 93 | 19 | 5 |
1519 | Walter was becoming concerned that his captors’ observance of physical distancing was on the wane | 1.2479 | 0.04991 | 117 | 94 | 17 | 6 |
1520 | Is the ball in the air or on the ground? | 1.2479 | 0.04991 | 117 | 94 | 17 | 6 |
1521 | She takes sheltering in place very seriously. | 1.2479 | 0.04687 | 117 | 92 | 21 | 4 |
1522 | He's more fun now that he's de-clawed. | 1.2479 | 0.03723 | 117 | 90 | 21 | 2 |
1523 | Once summer broke, Sylvester began to question the wisdom of loosening alcohol laws during the pandemic | 1.2479 | 0.04841 | 117 | 93 | 19 | 5 |
1524 | And you wanted to pay a cat sitter! | 1.2479 | 0.04991 | 117 | 94 | 17 | 6 |
1525 | She was complaining about the hot tin roof. | 1.2479 | 0.04527 | 117 | 91 | 23 | 3 |
1526 | Did you see the cat lately? | 1.2479 | 0.04991 | 117 | 94 | 17 | 6 |
1527 | His disdain for humanity is what keeps the ball afloat. | 1.2479 | 0.04841 | 117 | 93 | 19 | 5 |
1528 | All three of us are getting better at this. | 1.2479 | 0.04361 | 117 | 90 | 25 | 2 |
1529 | God, these stupid people are so easily entertained. | 1.2479 | 0.04841 | 117 | 93 | 19 | 5 |
1530 | Jinxy is trying to decide if this is better than getting wet. | 1.2479 | 0.04527 | 117 | 91 | 23 | 3 |
1531 | I thought you said we were going on vacation with the Katzes... | 1.2479 | 0.04841 | 117 | 93 | 19 | 5 |
1532 | The plants I bought didn’t’ die, so my therapist told me I was ready for a pet... | 1.2479 | 0.04841 | 117 | 93 | 19 | 5 |
1533 | Riley’s harsh gaze spoke volumes about Kathy and Dave’s “trust exercise“ | 1.2479 | 0.04527 | 117 | 91 | 23 | 3 |
1534 | Playtime is over, kids. | 1.2479 | 0.04361 | 117 | 90 | 25 | 2 |
1535 | This should push his TikTok followers over a million! | 1.2479 | 0.05416 | 117 | 97 | 11 | 9 |
1536 | This is more fun since we got him declawed. | 1.2479 | 0.04687 | 117 | 92 | 21 | 4 |
1537 | What can I say? - the cat thinks the ball belongs to her! | 1.2479 | 0.04527 | 117 | 91 | 23 | 3 |
1538 | I include my cat in everything, and I do mean everything. | 1.2479 | 0.04687 | 117 | 92 | 21 | 4 |
1539 | Do I have them trained, or what? | 1.2479 | 0.05137 | 117 | 95 | 15 | 7 |
1540 | It's just like passing a ticking bomb back and forth, but more dangerous. | 1.2479 | 0.04527 | 117 | 91 | 23 | 3 |
1541 | This is fun, but it could be the Chardonnay talking. | 1.2479 | 0.04189 | 117 | 94 | 19 | 4 |
1542 | Look at her face! You can tell she loves this. | 1.2479 | 0.05137 | 117 | 95 | 15 | 7 |
1543 | Excellent. The ritual is almost complete. | 1.2479 | 0.04991 | 117 | 94 | 17 | 6 |
1544 | Really should teach him the doggie paddle. | 1.2479 | 0.02069 | 117 | 95 | 21 | 1 |
1545 | He’s just curious. | 1.2479 | 0.04841 | 117 | 93 | 19 | 5 |
1546 | This is ridiculous, I feel like we are in New Yorker cartoon. | 1.2479 | 0.04991 | 117 | 94 | 17 | 6 |
1547 | Not all pandemic adoptions end well | 1.2479 | 0.04687 | 117 | 92 | 21 | 4 |
1548 | What did you put in his milk? | 1.2479 | 0.04687 | 117 | 92 | 21 | 4 |
1549 | Don't worry. She's only up to six lives. | 1.2479 | 0.04687 | 117 | 92 | 21 | 4 |
1550 | CAT-CH America's new quarantine game. | 1.2479 | 0.04991 | 117 | 94 | 17 | 6 |
1551 | Thank goodness I've got eight more shots at "living my best life". | 1.2479 | 0.05137 | 117 | 95 | 15 | 7 |
1552 | He'll do anything for a Youtube video. | 1.2479 | 0.04607 | 117 | 94 | 18 | 5 |
1553 | ... and the picture will look as if we played with a ball with a cat sanding on it. | 1.2479 | 0.04991 | 117 | 94 | 17 | 6 |
1554 | It's really time they went back to the office. | 1.2479 | 0.04687 | 117 | 92 | 21 | 4 |
1555 | Bob, I told you the hotel had great amenities | 1.2479 | 0.04841 | 117 | 93 | 19 | 5 |
1556 | It's like she knows what we mean by a little spaycation. | 1.2479 | 0.04687 | 117 | 92 | 21 | 4 |
1557 | Winner of this season’s Topical TikTok contest: Quality couple time incorporating exercising AND recreating AND relaxing AND including the cat ALL while 6 ft apart AND making a case both con and pro of white privilege. Hashtag Gold! | 1.2477 | 0.05239 | 109 | 88 | 15 | 6 |
1558 | It's the only way I can get them to take their bath. | 1.2458 | 0.04953 | 118 | 95 | 17 | 6 |
1559 | Fur ball! | 1.2458 | 0.04805 | 118 | 94 | 19 | 5 |
1560 | Now I see why they said this couples therapy is a bit unorthodox | 1.2458 | 0.04805 | 118 | 94 | 19 | 5 |
1561 | Honey, I think Whiskers just attained enlightenment. | 1.2458 | 0.04652 | 118 | 93 | 21 | 4 |
1562 | I’m so glad you didn’t mind me bringing Mr Bojangles on our first date! | 1.2458 | 0.04329 | 118 | 91 | 25 | 2 |
1563 | I swear my last cat really enjoyed this... until he drowned. | 1.2458 | 0.04805 | 118 | 94 | 19 | 5 |
1564 | We’re taking him to the vet next week to refill his Prozac. | 1.2458 | 0.04953 | 118 | 95 | 17 | 6 |
1565 | When I told you we’d have a ball down here, I meant all of us! | 1.2458 | 0.05097 | 118 | 96 | 15 | 7 |
1566 | the one time Hugo didn't overthink his situation didn't work out so well. | 1.2458 | 0.04493 | 118 | 92 | 23 | 3 |
1567 | The gold metal finals for drunk beach ball-cat toss. #2020Olympics | 1.2458 | 0.04493 | 118 | 92 | 23 | 3 |
1568 | Who decided this was a good idea? | 1.2458 | 0.04805 | 118 | 94 | 19 | 5 |
1569 | They say this is the best time to rescue a cat. Apply within. | 1.2458 | 0.04805 | 118 | 94 | 19 | 5 |
1570 | See? We didn’t need to spend money boarding Mr. Pickles! | 1.2458 | 0.04493 | 118 | 92 | 23 | 3 |
1571 | His parents worked for Ringling Brothers. | 1.2458 | 0.04329 | 118 | 91 | 25 | 2 |
1572 | Ohhh, I've never known a cat that didn't like this game | 1.2458 | 0.04329 | 118 | 91 | 25 | 2 |
1573 | Glad we had him declawed | 1.2458 | 0.04493 | 118 | 92 | 23 | 3 |
1574 | My wards are easily entertained. | 1.2458 | 0.04652 | 118 | 93 | 21 | 4 |
1575 | The taxidermist really captured Whiskers' essence! | 1.2458 | 0.05097 | 118 | 96 | 15 | 7 |
1576 | Seems calm now...watch when we get the toy mouse up there. | 1.2458 | 0.04805 | 118 | 94 | 19 | 5 |
1577 | It's not about whether the cat is in the box or not...the question is whether it holds the ball or the ball carries it" | 1.2458 | 0.04729 | 118 | 96 | 16 | 6 |
1578 | You can tell she loves it. | 1.2458 | 0.05097 | 118 | 96 | 15 | 7 |
1579 | I think this is her eighth life! | 1.2458 | 0.04805 | 118 | 94 | 19 | 5 |
1580 | Whooosh! Isn’t this fun Tibbs! What a lucky cat you are! | 1.2458 | 0.04652 | 118 | 93 | 21 | 4 |
1581 | Maybe if we put a little spin on it. | 1.2458 | 0.04329 | 118 | 91 | 25 | 2 |
1582 | This game's no fun without the mouse. | 1.2458 | 0.04493 | 118 | 92 | 23 | 3 |
1583 | Social media is hardest on the family pet. | 1.2458 | 0.04953 | 118 | 95 | 17 | 6 |
1584 | That's as close as you're gonna get to mine! | 1.2458 | 0.05097 | 118 | 96 | 15 | 7 |
1585 | Don’t you just love the suspense? | 1.2458 | 0.04493 | 118 | 92 | 23 | 3 |
1586 | She'll be sad when we go back to the office.. | 1.2458 | 0.04652 | 118 | 93 | 21 | 4 |
1587 | Maybe we should’ve asked the dog. | 1.2458 | 0.04652 | 118 | 93 | 21 | 4 |
1588 | Do you think we should tell Mr. Space Cat with his claws out that the beach ball is made of K-E-V-L-A-R? | 1.2458 | 0.04953 | 118 | 95 | 17 | 6 |
1589 | I can see that your cat is not happy about pools reopening. | 1.2458 | 0.04652 | 118 | 93 | 21 | 4 |
1590 | Cats rule... | 1.2458 | 0.02933 | 118 | 99 | 15 | 4 |
1591 | Instead of doing a cannonball in the pool, they opted for a cat-on-ball. | 1.2458 | 0.03794 | 118 | 92 | 22 | 2 |
1592 | Don't stop . . . I think he's amused. | 1.2458 | 0.04329 | 118 | 91 | 25 | 2 |
1593 | She prefers it to yarn! | 1.2458 | 0.04805 | 118 | 94 | 19 | 5 |
1594 | You're right - she's much more relaxed after a couple of glasses of wine. | 1.2458 | 0.04493 | 118 | 92 | 23 | 3 |
1595 | Now let's see what happens if we let the helium out of the cat | 1.2458 | 0.04805 | 118 | 94 | 19 | 5 |
1596 | I"m sure cats can swim." | 1.2458 | 0.04805 | 118 | 94 | 19 | 5 |
1597 | I dare you to get my pussy wet! | 1.2458 | 0.04805 | 118 | 94 | 19 | 5 |
1598 | Video's definitely going viral unless he drowns,too. | 1.2458 | 0.01165 | 118 | 99 | 17 | 2 |
1599 | This must be what it feels like to have a personality. | 1.2458 | 0.04652 | 118 | 93 | 21 | 4 |
1600 | Funny how an indifferent cat seizes the moment! | 1.2458 | 0.04953 | 118 | 95 | 17 | 6 |
1601 | It’s a living. | 1.2447 | 0.05171 | 94 | 74 | 17 | 3 |
1602 | Let’s call this furball. | 1.2435 | 0.04553 | 115 | 90 | 22 | 3 |
1603 | It was at this point Mr. Puss-Puss realized the epoxy-based diet had a secondary purpose | 1.2424 | 0.04992 | 99 | 78 | 18 | 3 |
1604 | Ms. Sprinkles thought it no coincidence that the Chardonnay had appeared before noon today. | 1.2424 | 0.05578 | 99 | 81 | 12 | 6 |
1605 | Narrator: the cat was (in a sense) both "dead and alive" | 1.2424 | 0.05578 | 99 | 81 | 12 | 6 |
1606 | The humans must be running out of ways to spark joy | 1.2414 | 0.04519 | 116 | 91 | 22 | 3 |
1607 | Remember, if you drop the cat, you have to watch Fauci on YouTube. | 1.2414 | 0.05140 | 116 | 95 | 14 | 7 |
1608 | He's a great comfort pet, until someone drops the ball. | 1.2414 | 0.03489 | 116 | 93 | 21 | 2 |
1609 | If I fits, I sits | 1.2389 | 0.05071 | 113 | 92 | 15 | 6 |
1610 | It was not until that moment that Mittens truly understood general relativity. | 1.2389 | 0.04913 | 113 | 91 | 17 | 5 |
1611 | They say they always land on their feet but I'm not sure if they can swim. | 1.2389 | 0.04221 | 113 | 87 | 25 | 1 |
1612 | The cat: “I hate it when they photoshop me in their pictures” | 1.2389 | 0.05071 | 113 | 92 | 15 | 6 |
1613 | I read that by changing the play routine keeps cats entertained | 1.2389 | 0.04749 | 113 | 90 | 19 | 4 |
1614 | Relax, you’ve got two whole lives left! | 1.2389 | 0.04580 | 113 | 89 | 21 | 3 |
1615 | I wish she would sit this still when we have the camera out. | 1.2389 | 0.04580 | 113 | 89 | 21 | 3 |
1616 | Life is a balancing act. | 1.2389 | 0.04913 | 113 | 91 | 17 | 5 |
1617 | I am SO glad we gave couples therapy a second chance, Fred. | 1.2389 | 0.04580 | 113 | 89 | 20 | 3 |
1618 | I think it’s the wine, but is the ball getting heavier? | 1.2389 | 0.04580 | 113 | 89 | 21 | 3 |
1619 | I'm afraid we're spoiling the cat. | 1.2389 | 0.04749 | 113 | 90 | 19 | 4 |
1620 | How do you remember the wine but forget the catnip? Gimme a break. | 1.2389 | 0.04749 | 113 | 90 | 19 | 4 |
1621 | You know she can't swim | 1.2389 | 0.04580 | 113 | 89 | 21 | 3 |
1622 | The excitement starts when one of us misses the ball and the cat hits the water. | 1.2389 | 0.04580 | 113 | 89 | 21 | 3 |
1623 | He craves disruption, not attention. | 1.2389 | 0.04580 | 113 | 89 | 21 | 3 |
1624 | I still can't believe she found the jellicle ball. | 1.2389 | 0.04913 | 113 | 91 | 17 | 5 |
1625 | I didn’t know that hairballs were inflatable! | 1.2389 | 0.05071 | 113 | 92 | 15 | 6 |
1626 | Thank God these a**holes don’t have 9 lives!! | 1.2389 | 0.04913 | 113 | 91 | 17 | 5 |
1627 | He likes the uncertainty of it all. | 1.2389 | 0.04221 | 113 | 87 | 25 | 1 |
1628 | Excuse me but it's MONKEY in the middle! | 1.2389 | 0.04404 | 113 | 88 | 23 | 2 |
1629 | He's petrified of the water, LOL! | 1.2389 | 0.05225 | 113 | 93 | 13 | 7 |
1630 | Why did we never think of this before quarantine? | 1.2389 | 0.04749 | 113 | 90 | 19 | 4 |
1631 | I'm a black cat, you know. | 1.2389 | 0.04749 | 113 | 90 | 19 | 4 |
1632 | Note to self: Spray, spray, spray | 1.2389 | 0.05225 | 113 | 93 | 13 | 7 |
1633 | Look, she loves it. Now was it really so hard to include Bootsie in our quality time? | 1.2389 | 0.03021 | 113 | 94 | 16 | 3 |
1634 | Better than the Roomba! | 1.2389 | 0.05071 | 113 | 92 | 15 | 6 |
1635 | Have you seen Whiskers lately? | 1.2389 | 0.04749 | 113 | 90 | 19 | 4 |
1636 | It is moments like this that I wish we never created humans in order to escape the cold, greedy clutches of solitude; I could do without them right about now. | 1.2389 | 0.05071 | 113 | 92 | 15 | 6 |
1637 | It's good to see the cat get some exercise. | 1.2389 | 0.04404 | 113 | 88 | 23 | 2 |
1638 | Happy to supervise; maintaining social distance is my thing | 1.2389 | 0.04749 | 113 | 90 | 19 | 4 |
1639 | And they say being a cat parent isn’t like being a real parent. | 1.2389 | 0.04580 | 113 | 89 | 21 | 3 |
1640 | She loves the new kitty pool. | 1.2389 | 0.04913 | 113 | 91 | 17 | 5 |
1641 | See? Isn't this better than burying him in the yard? | 1.2389 | 0.04580 | 113 | 89 | 21 | 3 |
1642 | She thinks it's a Roomba. | 1.2389 | 0.04749 | 113 | 90 | 19 | 4 |
1643 | I hope the ad revenue will be worth my dignity this time. | 1.2389 | 0.04580 | 113 | 89 | 21 | 3 |
1644 | Now, let's see what the dog will do to stay six feet away from us. | 1.2389 | 0.04580 | 113 | 89 | 21 | 3 |
1645 | And you said cats weren't playful. | 1.2389 | 0.04580 | 113 | 89 | 21 | 3 |
1646 | Just act like Schrödinger isn’t here. | 1.2389 | 0.04580 | 113 | 89 | 21 | 3 |
1647 | She's just mocking us now. | 1.2389 | 0.04580 | 113 | 89 | 21 | 3 |
1648 | Katy and Frank weren't an item until they quit board games cold turkey and took up Catastrophe. | 1.2389 | 0.04913 | 113 | 91 | 17 | 5 |
1649 | The roomba is broken. | 1.2389 | 0.04913 | 113 | 91 | 17 | 5 |
1650 | When drinking gin, sometimes Stacey and Ed gave their cat a tonic. | 1.2389 | 0.04913 | 113 | 91 | 17 | 5 |
1651 | Fourth of July water activities will look a little different this year. | 1.2389 | 0.04749 | 113 | 90 | 19 | 4 |
1652 | This is the only way we can be sure she doesn't knock our wine glasses over, hold tight and I'll refill your glass. | 1.2389 | 0.04913 | 113 | 91 | 17 | 5 |
1653 | I'm thinking of calling it Catersise. | 1.2389 | 0.04580 | 113 | 89 | 21 | 3 |
1654 | The things I do to keep them entertained these days. | 1.2371 | 0.04582 | 97 | 75 | 21 | 1 |
1655 | Okay, now call the dogs. | 1.2366 | 0.05801 | 93 | 77 | 10 | 6 |
1656 | The ball is flat. | 1.2364 | 0.04644 | 110 | 87 | 20 | 3 |
1657 | ...and to think the reviews said the pool was too small to swing a cat. | 1.2364 | 0.04644 | 110 | 87 | 20 | 3 |
1658 | Honey, she’s doing it again! This would be perfect for the New Yorker caption contest. | 1.2364 | 0.04820 | 110 | 88 | 18 | 4 |
1659 | They do rule us after all | 1.2364 | 0.04644 | 110 | 87 | 20 | 3 |
1660 | Has the cat become a bit more clingy these days? | 1.2364 | 0.04820 | 110 | 88 | 18 | 4 |
1661 | It was at this point that Steve realised he needed to re-think his life choices | 1.2364 | 0.04644 | 110 | 87 | 20 | 3 |
1662 | Drunk with power Dave and Suzanne brought their erotic game to a strange new level | 1.2364 | 0.04460 | 110 | 86 | 22 | 2 |
1663 | Will my relationship with these humans survive quarantine? | 1.2364 | 0.04269 | 110 | 85 | 24 | 1 |
1664 | It’s exposure therapy - of course she’s not enjoying herself. | 1.2364 | 0.05314 | 110 | 91 | 12 | 7 |
1665 | When will they stop so I can lick my balls | 1.2364 | 0.05468 | 110 | 92 | 10 | 8 |
1666 | I love our new wine glasses. | 1.2364 | 0.04990 | 110 | 89 | 16 | 5 |
1667 | Look honey he’s coughed up an air ball! | 1.2364 | 0.04990 | 110 | 89 | 16 | 5 |
1668 | Wingardium leviosa! | 1.2364 | 0.04820 | 110 | 88 | 18 | 4 |
1669 | I’m not the only one asking how I got here | 1.2364 | 0.04820 | 110 | 88 | 18 | 4 |
1670 | You think Cirque du Soleil will notice? | 1.2364 | 0.04171 | 110 | 92 | 13 | 5 |
1671 | That wasn’t cat nip. | 1.2364 | 0.05154 | 110 | 90 | 14 | 6 |
1672 | Looks like summer to me | 1.2364 | 0.04644 | 110 | 87 | 20 | 3 |
1673 | Now that we've trained the cat, we can take our telekinesis act on the road. | 1.2364 | 0.04990 | 110 | 89 | 16 | 5 |
1674 | Weird, I’m the only one not having a ball. | 1.2364 | 0.04820 | 110 | 88 | 18 | 4 |
1675 | If I fits it, I sits it...? | 1.2364 | 0.05314 | 110 | 91 | 12 | 7 |
1676 | Meowzers! | 1.2364 | 0.04820 | 110 | 88 | 18 | 4 |
1677 | Just keeping entertained during a slow news month. | 1.2364 | 0.04820 | 110 | 88 | 18 | 4 |
1678 | i knew letting them get me declawed was a mistake. | 1.2364 | 0.04460 | 110 | 86 | 22 | 2 |
1679 | Am I drunk or is our cat high? | 1.2364 | 0.04990 | 110 | 88 | 16 | 5 |
1680 | I never thought being a glue tester would be this much fun! | 1.2364 | 0.04644 | 110 | 87 | 19 | 3 |
1681 | Damn COVID! Go back to work! | 1.2364 | 0.03749 | 110 | 90 | 17 | 3 |
1682 | Now, isn't this more fun than the box it came in? | 1.2364 | 0.04990 | 110 | 89 | 16 | 5 |
1683 | Playing with the cat at a safe social distance. | 1.2364 | 0.04460 | 110 | 86 | 22 | 2 |
1684 | This'll make the neighbor's cat think twice before coming in our yard again! | 1.2364 | 0.05154 | 110 | 90 | 14 | 6 |
1685 | Uh honey, I'm not sure this is wine we are drinking. | 1.2364 | 0.04820 | 110 | 88 | 18 | 4 |
1686 | I think the Joneses are bringing the spaniels to our Friday pool party | 1.2364 | 0.04460 | 110 | 86 | 22 | 2 |
1687 | Actually, he seemed to enjoy the ball of yarn more. | 1.2364 | 0.04069 | 110 | 84 | 26 | 0 |
1688 | Fluffy seems suicidal now that we are always here. | 1.2364 | 0.05154 | 110 | 90 | 14 | 6 |
1689 | Real wine glasses at the pool - so dangerous. | 1.2364 | 0.04990 | 110 | 89 | 16 | 5 |
1690 | Next round, let’s replace the cat with a cartoonist. | 1.2364 | 0.04820 | 110 | 88 | 18 | 4 |
1691 | Playing with your ball could very well get my pussy wet. | 1.2364 | 0.05314 | 110 | 91 | 12 | 7 |
1692 | See, I told you it always lands cat side up. | 1.2364 | 0.04990 | 110 | 89 | 16 | 5 |
1693 | Just wait ‘til I do or don’t make it to the cat box...they won’t ever try this again. | 1.2364 | 0.04820 | 110 | 88 | 18 | 4 |
1694 | Who needs nine lives when this one's a ball? | 1.2364 | 0.04644 | 110 | 87 | 20 | 3 |
1695 | So this is what it feels like being on top of the world. | 1.2364 | 0.04269 | 110 | 85 | 24 | 1 |
1696 | Henri is gonna need another cannabis treat in a minute. | 1.2364 | 0.04644 | 110 | 87 | 20 | 3 |
1697 | I think he misunderstood when I asked him if he wanted to come play with us at the kiddie pool. | 1.2364 | 0.05154 | 110 | 90 | 14 | 6 |
1698 | It'll be fun to get an Australian Water cat," you said. "Let's wait until we check out its habits," I said. "How bad could they be," you said | 1.2364 | 0.04990 | 110 | 89 | 16 | 5 |
1699 | Kitty Prozac was the best investment I ever made. | 1.2364 | 0.04990 | 110 | 89 | 16 | 5 |
1700 | Miffy missed the good ol’ days of dwarf-throwing. | 1.2364 | 0.04820 | 110 | 88 | 18 | 4 |
1701 | He only needs 1,000 more followers to be verified. | 1.2364 | 0.04820 | 110 | 88 | 18 | 4 |
1702 | As long as I don't get wet, I'm fine. | 1.2364 | 0.04820 | 110 | 88 | 18 | 4 |
1703 | I think the cat is having a ball... | 1.2364 | 0.04820 | 110 | 88 | 18 | 4 |
1704 | Who knew hairballs inflated | 1.2364 | 0.04990 | 110 | 89 | 16 | 5 |
1705 | The cat is out of the bag again! | 1.2364 | 0.04906 | 110 | 91 | 13 | 6 |
1706 | I promised the cat we'd have a ball. | 1.2364 | 0.04644 | 110 | 87 | 20 | 3 |
1707 | How many glasses of wine have we had, anyway? | 1.2364 | 0.04820 | 110 | 88 | 18 | 4 |
1708 | Floyd’s Service called. The Roomba will be ready at noon. | 1.2364 | 0.04820 | 110 | 88 | 18 | 4 |
1709 | The goal is to keep six feet apart. | 1.2364 | 0.04644 | 110 | 87 | 20 | 3 |
1710 | Is it the wine or is the cat on top of the ball? | 1.2364 | 0.04553 | 110 | 89 | 17 | 4 |
1711 | Your furball. | 1.2364 | 0.04644 | 110 | 87 | 20 | 3 |
1712 | It’s two lives to three. | 1.2364 | 0.04644 | 110 | 87 | 20 | 3 |
1713 | ....and the final rule of 'BeachCat' is the loser helps the cat out of the pool. | 1.2364 | 0.04990 | 110 | 89 | 16 | 5 |
1714 | We’re enjoying life... just like those people on social media! | 1.2364 | 0.04460 | 110 | 86 | 22 | 2 |
1715 | If he poops in your slipper this time we'll know there's something about this game he doesn't like. | 1.2364 | 0.04644 | 110 | 87 | 20 | 3 |
1716 | One scratch and it’s over for me! | 1.2364 | 0.04644 | 110 | 87 | 20 | 3 |
1717 | Either she's too scared to move or very well trained. | 1.2364 | 0.04644 | 110 | 87 | 20 | 3 |
1718 | I think that Whiskers must have studied Einstein's 1905 paper 'On the Electrodynamics of Moving Bodies': he is 'at rest' relative to his own frame of reference, which WE perceive as 'in motion'. This cat is really on the ball! | 1.2364 | 0.04990 | 110 | 89 | 16 | 5 |
1719 | Using a cat has been slightly better than that time we used a toaster | 1.2364 | 0.04990 | 110 | 89 | 16 | 5 |
1720 | How'd the ball get here? | 1.2364 | 0.04644 | 110 | 87 | 20 | 3 |
1721 | Good thing she's declawed. | 1.2364 | 0.04990 | 110 | 89 | 16 | 5 |
1722 | Were you drinking before I got here? | 1.2364 | 0.05314 | 110 | 91 | 12 | 7 |
1723 | I can’t believe they think this will get rid of my ‘fur balls’!! | 1.2364 | 0.04820 | 110 | 88 | 18 | 4 |
1724 | Be careful, he's on his ninth life. | 1.2364 | 0.04644 | 110 | 87 | 20 | 3 |
1725 | She insists on being the bell -of-the ball! | 1.2364 | 0.04460 | 110 | 86 | 22 | 2 |
1726 | Yes, he’s a Ballinese cat. | 1.2364 | 0.04069 | 110 | 84 | 26 | 0 |
1727 | Oh look, she's playing! | 1.2364 | 0.04820 | 110 | 88 | 18 | 4 |
1728 | See...I told you Kitty likes to play ball. | 1.2364 | 0.04460 | 110 | 86 | 22 | 2 |
1729 | Dogs! What’s fun about balls, anyway? | 1.2364 | 0.04990 | 110 | 89 | 16 | 5 |
1730 | Pride always cometh before the ball | 1.2364 | 0.04644 | 110 | 87 | 20 | 3 |
1731 | What’s new pussy cat? | 1.2364 | 0.04820 | 110 | 88 | 18 | 4 |
1732 | I have to admit being mildly disappointed when the resort manager told me this was the Exotic Cat Experience they advertised. | 1.2364 | 0.04820 | 110 | 88 | 18 | 4 |
1733 | That’s not what I had in mind. | 1.2364 | 0.04644 | 110 | 87 | 20 | 3 |
1734 | Thankfully it’s not a hot tin roof this time | 1.2364 | 0.04820 | 110 | 88 | 18 | 4 |
1735 | Glad we don’t have to wipe down everything from the store now | 1.2364 | 0.04820 | 110 | 88 | 18 | 4 |
1736 | Be careful honey, he doesn’t like to get wet. | 1.2364 | 0.04820 | 110 | 88 | 18 | 4 |
1737 | Someone forgot to feed the cat. | 1.2364 | 0.04990 | 110 | 89 | 16 | 5 |
1738 | It won't land on its feet this time. I guarantee. | 1.2364 | 0.04820 | 110 | 88 | 18 | 4 |
1739 | Our Overlord is not pleased. Smile better! | 1.2364 | 0.04990 | 110 | 89 | 16 | 5 |
1740 | I just love how Kitty is always on the ball! | 1.2364 | 0.04460 | 110 | 86 | 22 | 2 |
1741 | I didn’t sign up for this. | 1.2364 | 0.04990 | 110 | 89 | 16 | 5 |
1742 | Anybody keeping score? | 1.2364 | 0.04269 | 110 | 85 | 24 | 1 |
1743 | Gentle -- if he gets spooked the claws come out and the fun is over. | 1.2364 | 0.04990 | 110 | 89 | 16 | 5 |
1744 | He seemed annoyed we've been home so much, but he's been a ball today | 1.2364 | 0.04990 | 110 | 89 | 16 | 5 |
1745 | You said you'd like to play with my cat in the hot tub. | 1.2364 | 0.04460 | 110 | 91 | 14 | 5 |
1746 | I think he likes having us home all the time! | 1.2364 | 0.05154 | 110 | 90 | 14 | 6 |
1747 | I was worried about him at first, but then it just got fun! | 1.2364 | 0.04644 | 110 | 92 | 14 | 4 |
1748 | Mostly, I despise humans. Particularly when they're in the mood to "play with the cat!" | 1.2364 | 0.04820 | 110 | 88 | 18 | 4 |
1749 | If 2020 were a cat, it'll be this one" | 1.2364 | 0.04733 | 110 | 90 | 15 | 5 |
1750 | I've heard of monkey in the middle but this is ridiculous! | 1.2364 | 0.04460 | 110 | 86 | 22 | 2 |
1751 | Mr. Whiskers is having a ball! | 1.2364 | 0.03520 | 110 | 89 | 19 | 2 |
1752 | It's common knowledge that cats hate water, but few realize they also don't understand gravity. | 1.2364 | 0.04990 | 110 | 89 | 16 | 5 |
1753 | One more game of 'Curiosity' - please? | 1.2364 | 0.00913 | 110 | 94 | 15 | 1 |
1754 | Your cat is a marvelously calm cat. | 1.2364 | 0.04990 | 110 | 89 | 16 | 5 |
1755 | Think she'd also like a drink? | 1.2364 | 0.04644 | 110 | 87 | 20 | 3 |
1756 | Do you think Mr. Wiggles realizes how much fun this is? | 1.2364 | 0.03859 | 110 | 88 | 20 | 2 |
1757 | Only 3 more lives to go Tabitha! | 1.2364 | 0.05314 | 110 | 91 | 12 | 7 |
1758 | Gosh! Who’s face do I scratch out first? | 1.2364 | 0.04644 | 110 | 87 | 20 | 3 |
1759 | If he won't get off the ball, he’s going to be part of the game! | 1.2364 | 0.04644 | 110 | 87 | 20 | 3 |
1760 | Schrodinger's cat's got nothing on Tigger. | 1.2364 | 0.04644 | 110 | 87 | 20 | 3 |
1761 | Ready? Now we drop the ball and run like hell. | 1.2364 | 0.05154 | 110 | 90 | 14 | 6 |
1762 | That's what I like about this cat. She's always on the ball. | 1.2364 | 0.05314 | 110 | 91 | 12 | 7 |
1763 | Good thing we got the cat drunk too! | 1.2364 | 0.04990 | 110 | 89 | 16 | 5 |
1764 | Before COVID-19, who knew this would be fun? | 1.2364 | 0.04990 | 110 | 89 | 16 | 5 |
1765 | He wants to go viral. | 1.2364 | 0.04820 | 110 | 88 | 18 | 4 |
1766 | This will look great on Instagram. | 1.2364 | 0.04820 | 110 | 87 | 15 | 5 |
1767 | In a way, he’s rescued us. | 1.2364 | 0.04644 | 110 | 87 | 20 | 3 |
1768 | Don't complain.It's his vacation too. | 1.2364 | 0.05154 | 110 | 90 | 14 | 6 |
1769 | He's a little traumatized. Last week the President tried to grab him. | 1.2364 | 0.04990 | 110 | 89 | 16 | 5 |
1770 | This is not working, get the dog. | 1.2364 | 0.05154 | 110 | 90 | 14 | 6 |
1771 | His therapist said we could try it without the ball as early as next week. | 1.2364 | 0.04644 | 110 | 87 | 20 | 3 |
1772 | And you wanted a dog. | 1.2364 | 0.04644 | 110 | 87 | 20 | 3 |
1773 | ...and whoever's face she clings to, wins! | 1.2364 | 0.04460 | 110 | 86 | 22 | 2 |
1774 | as soon as he gets his claws in that ball he will be one made cat!! | 1.2364 | 0.04460 | 110 | 86 | 22 | 2 |
1775 | Scenario: Luke and Leia move to suburbia... | 1.2353 | 0.05712 | 85 | 69 | 12 | 4 |
1776 | And you thought a dog would be too clingy? | 1.2347 | 0.04983 | 98 | 78 | 17 | 3 |
1777 | If we can teach Abigail to work the camera, TikTok here we come! | 1.2347 | 0.05190 | 98 | 79 | 15 | 4 |
1778 | At least we’re not horsing around. | 1.2347 | 0.04424 | 98 | 83 | 10 | 5 |
1779 | Look! Tabby has attained Nirvana! | 1.2347 | 0.05190 | 98 | 79 | 15 | 4 |
1780 | Good thinking,getting them de-clawed! | 1.2347 | 0.05190 | 98 | 79 | 15 | 4 |
1781 | She makes sure we stay six feet apart. | 1.2347 | 0.05190 | 98 | 79 | 15 | 4 |
1782 | At the count of three, hands on hips. One, Two ..... | 1.2347 | 0.05190 | 98 | 79 | 15 | 4 |
1783 | If either one of you drops the ball, I will resign as master of your house. Think about that. | 1.2347 | 0.05190 | 98 | 79 | 15 | 4 |
1784 | I didn't know she'd be an on-ball cat when we got her. | 1.2347 | 0.04541 | 98 | 78 | 18 | 2 |
1785 | Nine lives! Nine lives! I can swim! I can swim! | 1.2347 | 0.05389 | 98 | 80 | 13 | 5 |
1786 | Did you remember to buy milk? | 1.2342 | 0.04781 | 111 | 89 | 18 | 4 |
1787 | Kevin the cat has not been well. “Everything in the world has been so up in the air lately.” | 1.2342 | 0.04949 | 111 | 90 | 16 | 5 |
1788 | This is so much more fun than watching cats on the Internet 🐈 | 1.2342 | 0.04425 | 111 | 87 | 22 | 2 |
1789 | 'Try being more than just an indoor cat', they said. | 1.2342 | 0.04695 | 111 | 91 | 15 | 5 |
1790 | Heads up! It’s a flyin’ fur ball!! | 1.2342 | 0.04425 | 111 | 87 | 22 | 2 |
1791 | Trying to squeeze into a tiny box is more fun that this | 1.2342 | 0.04949 | 111 | 90 | 16 | 5 |
1792 | Adoption agencies will really adopt pets out to anyone during lockdown. | 1.2342 | 0.04607 | 111 | 88 | 20 | 3 |
1793 | what's this white privilege I keep hearing about? | 1.2342 | 0.04949 | 111 | 90 | 16 | 5 |
1794 | Now we can practice joint custody. | 1.2342 | 0.04607 | 111 | 88 | 20 | 3 |
1795 | Time spent with humans is never wasted | 1.2342 | 0.04425 | 111 | 87 | 22 | 2 |
1796 | I am tired of playing with them at home | 1.2342 | 0.04781 | 111 | 89 | 18 | 4 |
1797 | Wonder when these losers will go back to work? | 1.2342 | 0.04781 | 111 | 89 | 18 | 4 |
1798 | I don't think I want kids. | 1.2342 | 0.04607 | 111 | 88 | 20 | 3 |
1799 | How were we ever dog people? | 1.2342 | 0.04607 | 111 | 88 | 20 | 3 |
1800 | Another reason I'm sorry they declawed me! | 1.2342 | 0.04425 | 111 | 87 | 22 | 2 |
1801 | This'll teach her to stay in her own back yard! | 1.2342 | 0.04425 | 111 | 87 | 22 | 2 |
1802 | Quaint. They actually think they're moving it themselves. | 1.2342 | 0.04949 | 111 | 90 | 16 | 5 |
1803 | She just wants to feel included! | 1.2342 | 0.04607 | 111 | 88 | 20 | 3 |
1804 | I think she’s ready for her dinner | 1.2342 | 0.05112 | 111 | 91 | 14 | 6 |
1805 | Ninth time’s a charm! | 1.2342 | 0.04607 | 111 | 88 | 20 | 3 |
1806 | Great job, Fluffy. Your next Home Olympics event is the 10-meter springboard. | 1.2342 | 0.03830 | 111 | 89 | 20 | 2 |
1807 | Why would we ever want a dog? | 1.2342 | 0.04781 | 111 | 89 | 18 | 4 |
1808 | I'm fed up of humans and their cat fantasies. | 1.2342 | 0.04949 | 111 | 90 | 16 | 5 |
1809 | This time, don't startle him. It's our last beach ball. | 1.2342 | 0.04607 | 111 | 88 | 20 | 3 |
1810 | Tabby’s fear of water does add an element of excitement , doesn’t it, honey? | 1.2342 | 0.04607 | 111 | 88 | 20 | 3 |
1811 | You’re right. Only a declawed one would keep our ball inflated. | 1.2342 | 0.05112 | 111 | 91 | 14 | 6 |
1812 | Oh come on, I'm sure he's having a ball! | 1.2342 | 0.04607 | 111 | 88 | 20 | 3 |
1813 | I told the cartoonist I didn’t think he could come up with something so silly that no one could think of anything to submit | 1.2342 | 0.04607 | 111 | 88 | 20 | 3 |
1814 | It's hard to remember life without him. | 1.2342 | 0.04607 | 111 | 88 | 19 | 3 |
1815 | Smile, George. If she sees us frowning, we'll be here all night. | 1.2342 | 0.04781 | 111 | 89 | 18 | 4 |
1816 | Success! She finally achieved levitation through her "stare at the wall trance". | 1.2342 | 0.04781 | 111 | 89 | 17 | 4 |
1817 | Lighten up little guy we’re just kitten around | 1.2342 | 0.04607 | 111 | 88 | 20 | 3 |
1818 | Now try to bounce it off the wall! | 1.2342 | 0.04781 | 111 | 89 | 18 | 4 |
1819 | There MUST be a better way to teach him not to scratch balls | 1.2342 | 0.04949 | 111 | 90 | 16 | 5 |
1820 | A special treat for kitties who don't use the litter box! | 1.2342 | 0.04949 | 111 | 90 | 16 | 5 |
1821 | Cat or no cat, I'm up 5 to 3. | 1.2342 | 0.04781 | 111 | 89 | 18 | 4 |
1822 | Maybe we should forget about including double reverse somersault with pike. | 1.2342 | 0.04781 | 111 | 89 | 18 | 4 |
1823 | Fluffy's new lithium regimen left her numb to familiar pleasures | 1.2342 | 0.05112 | 111 | 91 | 14 | 6 |
1824 | We'll see just how determined the cat is not to get wet. | 1.2342 | 0.04138 | 111 | 88 | 21 | 2 |
1825 | Fascinating! Her hatred of water is stronger than her hatred of human affection. | 1.2342 | 0.04607 | 111 | 88 | 20 | 3 |
1826 | Sure, sometimes people get upset when they find out I’ve superglued my cat to the beach ball, but it’s adorable on Instagram... | 1.2342 | 0.04781 | 111 | 89 | 18 | 4 |
1827 | Joe, I told you the third bottle would do the trick. | 1.2342 | 0.04781 | 111 | 89 | 18 | 4 |
1828 | I still think flipping a coin would be a more PETA correct way to settle who gets the stupid cat after the divorce. | 1.2342 | 0.04781 | 111 | 89 | 18 | 4 |
1829 | Relax kitty. Keep calm and enjoy it. It will be much worse if you tense up and dig in your claws. | 1.2342 | 0.04236 | 111 | 86 | 24 | 1 |
1830 | Watch out for the brown catnip, they said - but I didn't listen | 1.2342 | 0.04425 | 111 | 87 | 22 | 2 |
1831 | She is just so needy for attention. | 1.2342 | 0.04781 | 111 | 89 | 18 | 4 |
1832 | I think I'll pass on future social distancing games. | 1.2342 | 0.04236 | 111 | 86 | 24 | 1 |
1833 | See I told you they always land on top of the ball. | 1.2342 | 0.04949 | 111 | 90 | 16 | 5 |
1834 | The cat is having a ball on this vacation, and you thought he should stay home! | 1.2342 | 0.04607 | 111 | 88 | 20 | 3 |
1835 | Thank heaven for de-clawing. | 1.2342 | 0.04236 | 111 | 86 | 24 | 1 |
1836 | See – gravity is a weaker force than a cat’s desire to stay dry. | 1.2342 | 0.04781 | 111 | 89 | 18 | 4 |
1837 | a new place in hell !!! | 1.2342 | 0.04607 | 111 | 88 | 20 | 3 |
1838 | See dear, the cat’s having a ball. | 1.2342 | 0.03721 | 111 | 91 | 17 | 3 |
1839 | you’re right, of course ... it’s undoubtedly safer ... but the mountain lion was a far better upper body workout | 1.2342 | 0.04781 | 111 | 89 | 18 | 4 |
1840 | It's not exactly like playing fetch with Fido. | 1.2342 | 0.04607 | 111 | 88 | 20 | 3 |
1841 | This is exactly why I'm a cat person. | 1.2342 | 0.04607 | 111 | 88 | 20 | 3 |
1842 | Much better! Fluffy sucks at “Marco Polo” | 1.2342 | 0.04781 | 111 | 89 | 18 | 4 |
1843 | I hope they open the beaches soon. | 1.2342 | 0.04332 | 111 | 89 | 18 | 3 |
1844 | I think he really likes it when we stay home more often. | 1.2342 | 0.04607 | 111 | 88 | 20 | 3 |
1845 | Quick... who's taking the video? | 1.2342 | 0.04607 | 111 | 88 | 20 | 3 |
1846 | It's fine, she must have at least 4 or 5 lives left. | 1.2342 | 0.04949 | 111 | 90 | 16 | 5 |
1847 | Whoa, okay guys, the psychokinesis was fun but seriously I cannot get this coat wet | 1.2340 | 0.05542 | 94 | 77 | 12 | 5 |
1848 | Learn telekinesis. Our Covid checklist is almost complete. | 1.2326 | 0.05889 | 86 | 71 | 10 | 5 |
1849 | I wish I was a panther tho. | 1.2323 | 0.05142 | 99 | 80 | 15 | 4 |
1850 | Honey, you think this will make Sportscenter? | 1.2323 | 0.04938 | 99 | 79 | 17 | 3 |
1851 | I am higher and more important than my servants! | 1.2323 | 0.04938 | 99 | 79 | 17 | 3 |
1852 | I don’t think this is what your therapist meant by “team building” activities. | 1.2323 | 0.05142 | 99 | 80 | 15 | 4 |
1853 | Athena has mastered work life balance | 1.2323 | 0.04938 | 99 | 79 | 17 | 3 |
1854 | The Cat:"why god why?...why did corona had to happen" | 1.2323 | 0.04725 | 99 | 78 | 19 | 2 |
1855 | She's nervous, but she's doing it! And you said that cat therapist was just a scam. | 1.2323 | 0.05142 | 99 | 80 | 15 | 4 |
1856 | Yes! I’m in the universe where the cat remains dry. | 1.2323 | 0.05529 | 99 | 82 | 11 | 6 |
1857 | One glass of wine and she's already torturing my cat | 1.2323 | 0.05339 | 99 | 81 | 13 | 5 |
1858 | Honey, I had a lot of fun with you this weekend while cat sitting. | 1.2323 | 0.04725 | 99 | 78 | 19 | 2 |
1859 | According to the will, after exercise she gets a belly rub and a can of Tuna Delight for dinner. | 1.2323 | 0.04938 | 99 | 79 | 17 | 3 |
1860 | Yeah, Miss Kitty likes this way more than cat-minton. | 1.2323 | 0.05142 | 99 | 80 | 15 | 4 |
1861 | It’s part of his daily exercise during lockdown | 1.2323 | 0.04017 | 99 | 80 | 17 | 2 |
1862 | That reminds me, we need to tell the kids to quit running near the pool | 1.2323 | 0.05142 | 99 | 80 | 15 | 4 |
1863 | Picatso is unamused. | 1.2323 | 0.02619 | 99 | 83 | 14 | 2 |
1864 | I wish they would buy a dog, they love this sort of stuff! | 1.2323 | 0.04725 | 99 | 78 | 19 | 2 |
1865 | I told you superglue would work on cat paws. | 1.2323 | 0.05142 | 99 | 80 | 15 | 4 |
1866 | Tonight's meow is dry with tart undertones. | 1.2321 | 0.04390 | 112 | 90 | 19 | 3 |
1867 | This is not what I meant when I asked for a highball. | 1.2321 | 0.04909 | 112 | 91 | 16 | 5 |
1868 | I miss Schroedinger. | 1.2315 | 0.05361 | 108 | 90 | 11 | 7 |
1869 | I wonder what Schrodinger would say about this one! | 1.2315 | 0.04853 | 108 | 87 | 17 | 4 |
1870 | On the count of three, reverse direction. | 1.2315 | 0.04671 | 108 | 86 | 19 | 3 |
1871 | So much better than watching cat videos! | 1.2315 | 0.05028 | 108 | 88 | 15 | 5 |
1872 | ‘Catch as cat can’ | 1.2315 | 0.04482 | 108 | 85 | 21 | 2 |
1873 | Isn't sequestering such an opportunity to be creative? | 1.2315 | 0.04482 | 108 | 85 | 21 | 2 |
1874 | Be careful not to get my pussy wet, Jim! | 1.2315 | 0.04853 | 108 | 87 | 17 | 4 |
1875 | When I said I wanted a rescue cat, I didn't know it would be rescued from the circus. | 1.2315 | 0.05028 | 108 | 88 | 15 | 5 |
1876 | Finally, our first Tik Tok video! | 1.2315 | 0.03859 | 108 | 87 | 19 | 2 |
1877 | You're right -- It is a weird coincidence he never does this when we have our phones. | 1.2315 | 0.04671 | 108 | 86 | 19 | 3 |
1878 | So THIS is what the humans have felt like for 5 months. | 1.2300 | 0.05291 | 100 | 82 | 13 | 5 |
1879 | In every strange situation - stay calm | 1.2286 | 0.04738 | 105 | 84 | 18 | 3 |
1880 | I hate this game. | 1.2286 | 0.04928 | 105 | 85 | 16 | 4 |
1881 | Are you done? | 1.2286 | 0.05110 | 105 | 86 | 14 | 5 |
1882 | I hate summer. | 1.2286 | 0.04928 | 105 | 85 | 16 | 4 |
1883 | Honey, if you’re also seeing the cat standing in the middle of the ball, remind me not to buy this wine anymore. | 1.2286 | 0.05110 | 105 | 86 | 14 | 5 |
1884 | I shouldn't have traded my eighth life for that DVD box set of Friends | 1.2286 | 0.03769 | 105 | 84 | 19 | 1 |
1885 | Marco... why did we let him talk us into playing this? | 1.2286 | 0.05110 | 105 | 86 | 14 | 5 |
1886 | Think they’re taking the ‘cats always land on their feet’ adage a bit too far | 1.2286 | 0.05110 | 105 | 86 | 14 | 5 |
1887 | So who’s winning? | 1.2286 | 0.04541 | 105 | 83 | 20 | 2 |
1888 | I preferred their out-of-home Wine Wednesdays | 1.2286 | 0.04928 | 105 | 85 | 16 | 4 |
1889 | I hate when you started to drink | 1.2286 | 0.04738 | 105 | 84 | 18 | 3 |
1890 | December 31, 2019: “I know what they say about black cats but I’m not gonna let superstitions ruin the new year!” | 1.2286 | 0.05110 | 105 | 86 | 14 | 5 |
1891 | This quarantine has been a waste of all nine lives | 1.2286 | 0.04928 | 105 | 85 | 16 | 4 |
1892 | Cat on a pool game poof | 1.2286 | 0.05110 | 105 | 86 | 14 | 5 |
1893 | See I told you honey, all our marital problems that have been exacerbated by lockdown would melt away with a new addition to the family | 1.2286 | 0.04541 | 105 | 83 | 20 | 2 |
1894 | Whatever bad luck it brings, it won’t be nearly as bad as what’s happened this year! | 1.2286 | 0.04334 | 105 | 82 | 22 | 1 |
1895 | If Cheryl and Bob don’t recognize this as a cry for help, I’m going to jump. | 1.2286 | 0.05286 | 105 | 87 | 12 | 6 |
1896 | If he didn’t want to get wet, he shouldn’t have been sitting on the ball in the first place. | 1.2286 | 0.04738 | 105 | 84 | 18 | 3 |
1897 | Honey, have you seen the cat? | 1.2286 | 0.05457 | 105 | 88 | 10 | 7 |
1898 | Goodbye, cruel world | 1.2286 | 0.04928 | 105 | 85 | 16 | 4 |
1899 | It’s a common myth they hate water... | 1.2286 | 0.04738 | 105 | 84 | 18 | 3 |
1900 | I wonder if now is a good time to tell her I’m allergic to cats | 1.2286 | 0.04928 | 105 | 85 | 16 | 4 |
1901 | Just keep your eye on the ball, dear | 1.2286 | 0.04928 | 105 | 85 | 16 | 4 |
1902 | Are you doing it or am I? | 1.2286 | 0.05457 | 105 | 88 | 10 | 7 |
1903 | Nothing like a game of Schrodinger's ball to take my mind off things | 1.2286 | 0.05110 | 105 | 86 | 14 | 5 |
1904 | So once this thing is over, who gets the cat? | 1.2286 | 0.04541 | 105 | 83 | 20 | 2 |
1905 | These Roomba pool cleaners are just as much fun. | 1.2286 | 0.04928 | 105 | 85 | 16 | 4 |
1906 | I'm not sure why you're surprised. It's 2020 -- what HAVEN'T we seen? | 1.2286 | 0.03247 | 105 | 85 | 19 | 1 |
1907 | Whoever dumps her first gets the next drink! | 1.2286 | 0.05110 | 105 | 86 | 14 | 5 |
1908 | If only these two knew how close it is to the end of the world. Wheeee. | 1.2286 | 0.05110 | 105 | 86 | 14 | 5 |
1909 | This is so much safer for the cat than that frisbee toss game. | 1.2286 | 0.04928 | 105 | 85 | 16 | 4 |
1910 | Nobody told me this is what life number 9 would be like. | 1.2286 | 0.04541 | 105 | 83 | 20 | 2 |
1911 | Go to Daddy, Friskie. | 1.2286 | 0.04928 | 105 | 85 | 16 | 4 |
1912 | Personally, I'm glad we clipped her claws. | 1.2286 | 0.04541 | 105 | 83 | 20 | 2 |
1913 | I don't understand why those other seven cats ran away. | 1.2286 | 0.04928 | 105 | 85 | 16 | 4 |
1914 | This happens every time the cat drinks from your glass. | 1.2286 | 0.04928 | 105 | 85 | 16 | 4 |
1915 | We're all in this together. | 1.2286 | 0.04928 | 105 | 85 | 16 | 4 |
1916 | Walter had always wondered why they had declawed him--now, he knew, as his anal sphincter puckered tightly. | 1.2286 | 0.04738 | 105 | 84 | 18 | 3 |
1917 | Relax.We know CPurrR. | 1.2286 | 0.04928 | 105 | 85 | 16 | 4 |
1918 | Look what the ball dragged in. | 1.2286 | 0.04541 | 105 | 83 | 20 | 2 |
1919 | Honey, don't be in the pool if he falls off, he hates water. | 1.2286 | 0.04738 | 105 | 84 | 18 | 3 |
1920 | They really need to get pro sports back in business | 1.2286 | 0.04640 | 105 | 86 | 15 | 4 |
1921 | What do you think, Schrödinger? Will he throw the ball? | 1.2286 | 0.04928 | 105 | 85 | 16 | 4 |
1922 | Isn’t it great that we’ve figured out how to maintain our sanity. | 1.2286 | 0.04928 | 105 | 85 | 16 | 4 |
1923 | Thank god when the pandemic is over. | 1.2286 | 0.04738 | 105 | 84 | 18 | 3 |
1924 | Like I tried to tell the last guy, she's only bad luck if you drop her. | 1.2286 | 0.04928 | 105 | 85 | 16 | 4 |
1925 | Damn, these Facebook challenges! | 1.2286 | 0.04738 | 105 | 84 | 18 | 3 |
1926 | Life1, life 2, life 3, life 4 . . . | 1.2286 | 0.05110 | 105 | 86 | 14 | 5 |
1927 | I fail to see the connection, Bob. How does a cat on a beach ball over a pool of water represent 2020?...Who am I in this metaphor??? | 1.2286 | 0.04928 | 105 | 85 | 16 | 4 |
1928 | It’s okay. She’ll hold on. She hates water. | 1.2286 | 0.04928 | 105 | 85 | 16 | 4 |
1929 | I can feel it, this is going viral. | 1.2286 | 0.04541 | 105 | 83 | 20 | 2 |
1930 | It's so cool - the cat got us a people toy! | 1.2286 | 0.04541 | 105 | 83 | 20 | 2 |
1931 | Careful! We're on the ninth life. | 1.2286 | 0.05110 | 105 | 86 | 14 | 5 |
1932 | Once he gets bored with this I'm really not sure what's next. | 1.2286 | 0.04541 | 105 | 83 | 20 | 2 |
1933 | What a great change from that tired old ball of yarn! | 1.2286 | 0.04738 | 105 | 84 | 18 | 3 |
1934 | Do you think we should go outside and see other people today? | 1.2286 | 0.03103 | 105 | 87 | 16 | 2 |
1935 | Top of the world, Mittens! | 1.2286 | 0.04738 | 105 | 84 | 18 | 3 |
1936 | We're practicing for the divorce. | 1.2286 | 0.04928 | 105 | 85 | 16 | 4 |
1937 | This was a lot more fun with our dog. | 1.2286 | 0.04227 | 105 | 84 | 19 | 2 |
1938 | Last time he'll leap onto the refrigerator, that's a given! | 1.2286 | 0.05110 | 105 | 86 | 14 | 5 |
1939 | This levitation trick will absolutely kill at the Animal Shelter benefit, Frank. | 1.2286 | 0.05286 | 105 | 87 | 12 | 6 |
1940 | She even sleeps with me. | 1.2286 | 0.04541 | 105 | 83 | 20 | 2 |
1941 | Bella thinks this will help her to conceptualize her new water ballet | 1.2286 | 0.04541 | 105 | 83 | 20 | 2 |
1942 | At least two of us are having a ball. | 1.2286 | 0.04738 | 105 | 84 | 18 | 3 |
1943 | It seemed like he wanted to Zoom. | 1.2268 | 0.05386 | 97 | 80 | 12 | 5 |
1944 | Let the summer of Vodka Catatonics commence! | 1.2268 | 0.05386 | 97 | 80 | 12 | 5 |
1945 | Our new personal trainer is a bit weird. | 1.2268 | 0.04146 | 97 | 82 | 11 | 4 |
1946 | catapults come back in vogue during stressful times! | 1.2264 | 0.04503 | 106 | 84 | 20 | 2 |
1947 | Just because we just spent 3 months together doesn’t mean I need to be included ALL the time now | 1.2264 | 0.03618 | 106 | 85 | 20 | 1 |
1948 | This is not as fun as I make it look - cat | 1.2264 | 0.05240 | 106 | 88 | 12 | 6 |
1949 | Please don’t drop the ball | 1.2264 | 0.04503 | 106 | 84 | 20 | 2 |
1950 | Cat at the center of a custody battle | 1.2264 | 0.04503 | 106 | 84 | 20 | 2 |
1951 | I despise these family getaways | 1.2264 | 0.04886 | 106 | 86 | 16 | 4 |
1952 | I wonder why cats don't trust humans! | 1.2264 | 0.04886 | 106 | 86 | 16 | 4 |
1953 | We don't have a cat. | 1.2264 | 0.04503 | 106 | 84 | 20 | 2 |
1954 | Before we fully embrace our new progressive mindsets, let us first indulge in one last illogical pastime. | 1.2264 | 0.05066 | 106 | 87 | 14 | 5 |
1955 | I usually don’t let my cat out of the bag on the first date. | 1.2264 | 0.03224 | 106 | 91 | 11 | 4 |
1956 | I wonder if she was this indifferent to the previous occupants? | 1.2264 | 0.04886 | 106 | 86 | 16 | 4 |
1957 | Now I know why that cat sat on a mat | 1.2264 | 0.04886 | 106 | 86 | 16 | 4 |
1958 | ‘’As long as he still pays me by the hour.’’ | 1.2264 | 0.05066 | 106 | 87 | 14 | 5 |
1959 | The Cats Meow | 1.2264 | 0.04503 | 106 | 84 | 20 | 2 |
1960 | The pandemic got so long that Whisker’s second to last life became expendable. | 1.2264 | 0.04503 | 106 | 84 | 20 | 2 |
1961 | Surprisingly, many states are embracing the new ‘cat-on-a-beach-ball’ social distancing recommendations. | 1.2264 | 0.04886 | 106 | 86 | 16 | 4 |
1962 | finding banana bread baking too bourgeois, Sharon and Stanley practice telekinesis during quarantine | 1.2264 | 0.04503 | 106 | 87 | 14 | 4 |
1963 | Meowy Vey | 1.2264 | 0.04698 | 106 | 85 | 18 | 3 |
1964 | Two sets of blind eyes, #BCM.” Because even black cats get a bad rap. ✊ | 1.2264 | 0.05066 | 106 | 87 | 14 | 5 |
1965 | I still think it was cruel to get him declawed | 1.2264 | 0.05066 | 106 | 87 | 14 | 5 |
1966 | Man’s best friend, huh? | 1.2264 | 0.04886 | 106 | 86 | 16 | 4 |
1967 | Why did I deign to do this? | 1.2264 | 0.04886 | 106 | 86 | 16 | 4 |
1968 | Do you think the cat is judging us for having glass by the pool? | 1.2264 | 0.04698 | 106 | 85 | 18 | 3 |
1969 | Relax dear. Dr. Schrödinger has reassured me that his cat is used to experiments. | 1.2264 | 0.03224 | 106 | 86 | 19 | 1 |
1970 | You know, this is one cat toy I didn't think Fluffy would take to. | 1.2264 | 0.04698 | 106 | 85 | 18 | 3 |
1971 | We don't need a scoreboard, the first one to drop the ball goes for the wine. | 1.2264 | 0.04402 | 106 | 86 | 17 | 3 |
1972 | Tails, you buy the next round. | 1.2264 | 0.04698 | 106 | 85 | 18 | 3 |
1973 | In the end, it’s all just about balls and pussy. | 1.2264 | 0.05240 | 106 | 88 | 12 | 6 |
1974 | Rockin our staycation! | 1.2264 | 0.04886 | 106 | 86 | 16 | 4 |
1975 | Okay, bring in the dog. | 1.2264 | 0.04886 | 106 | 86 | 16 | 4 |
1976 | I tell ya, those folks down at PETA got this one dead wrong. | 1.2264 | 0.05066 | 106 | 87 | 14 | 5 |
1977 | I think a couple more times and she'll be scared enough to jump in. | 1.2264 | 0.04503 | 106 | 84 | 20 | 2 |
1978 | Humans | 1.2264 | 0.05573 | 106 | 90 | 8 | 8 |
1979 | Didn't we leave him sprawled across your keyboard? | 1.2264 | 0.04886 | 106 | 86 | 16 | 4 |
1980 | Amazing how through sheer loathing she can hover equidistant from both us and the water! | 1.2264 | 0.04698 | 106 | 85 | 18 | 3 |
1981 | Kitty in the Middle is my favorite drinking game. | 1.2264 | 0.05240 | 106 | 88 | 12 | 6 |
1982 | Can I use one of nine lives NOW? | 1.2264 | 0.04503 | 106 | 84 | 20 | 2 |
1983 | Who would've thought God was a mouse? Welcome to hell, buddy. | 1.2264 | 0.05066 | 106 | 87 | 14 | 5 |
1984 | At least it's not a hair ball | 1.2264 | 0.04886 | 106 | 86 | 16 | 4 |
1985 | Should've gone for the ball of yarn instead. | 1.2264 | 0.05240 | 106 | 88 | 12 | 6 |
1986 | Volley Cat ! | 1.2264 | 0.05066 | 106 | 87 | 14 | 5 |
1987 | First recorded case of ball-cat levitation | 1.2264 | 0.00948 | 106 | 91 | 14 | 1 |
1988 | And this is why they shouldn't start drinking this early... | 1.2264 | 0.04402 | 106 | 86 | 17 | 3 |
1989 | It's fun, just pretend this is the world, and Shadow is humanity. | 1.2264 | 0.04503 | 106 | 84 | 20 | 2 |
1990 | Look Marco.......Polo wants to play! | 1.2264 | 0.03618 | 106 | 90 | 12 | 4 |
1991 | He seems to like this better than the water polo. | 1.2264 | 0.04698 | 106 | 85 | 18 | 3 |
1992 | The pool party ended with a nice game of cat-pong. | 1.2264 | 0.05066 | 106 | 87 | 14 | 5 |
1993 | See! Put a little chardonnay into Fluffy's water dish, and she's the life of the party! | 1.2264 | 0.04698 | 106 | 85 | 18 | 3 |
1994 | Next life wins. | 1.2264 | 0.04698 | 106 | 85 | 18 | 3 |
1995 | When do you think he'll realize he's not the monkey in the middle? | 1.2264 | 0.04503 | 106 | 84 | 20 | 2 |
1996 | Patience Precious, we'll do the hot tin roof thing next. | 1.2264 | 0.05066 | 106 | 87 | 14 | 5 |
1997 | And you didn't want to get him declawed... | 1.2264 | 0.05066 | 106 | 87 | 14 | 5 |
1998 | Daddy can't handle when you pop that, pussy | 1.2264 | 0.04299 | 106 | 88 | 14 | 4 |
1999 | It's working! Now hide the keyboard. | 1.2264 | 0.04503 | 106 | 84 | 20 | 2 |
2000 | They're mysterious creatures. | 1.2264 | 0.04503 | 106 | 84 | 20 | 2 |
2001 | Don't worry, he's got eight lives to go | 1.2264 | 0.04698 | 106 | 85 | 18 | 3 |
2002 | This game lasts much longer now that we got Kitty declawed! | 1.2264 | 0.04698 | 106 | 85 | 18 | 3 |
2003 | When I told you I was freaky and into watersports, this is NOT what I meant! | 1.2264 | 0.04698 | 106 | 85 | 18 | 3 |
2004 | This is one of those times Whiskers would have rather been a St. Bernard. | 1.2264 | 0.04886 | 106 | 86 | 16 | 4 |
2005 | It's an old congressional debate excersize - the person that bucks the cat off has to harangue the other player for not saving the cat "when they had the chance". They say it's how Plato's students practiced the art of rhetoric. | 1.2262 | 0.05952 | 84 | 70 | 9 | 5 |
2006 | After their second glass, the Van Allen's worshipped the return of the king. | 1.2262 | 0.05952 | 84 | 70 | 9 | 5 |
2007 | After this, it's the slack wire. | 1.2250 | 0.05179 | 80 | 66 | 11 | 3 |
2008 | Is it safe to post cat videos yet? | 1.2245 | 0.05031 | 98 | 82 | 11 | 5 |
2009 | Drop me into the water and I'll have your wine. You people should not even be a-meow-sed then. | 1.2245 | 0.05135 | 98 | 80 | 14 | 4 |
2010 | Extreme Staycationing: coming this summer to a household near you | 1.2245 | 0.04707 | 98 | 80 | 15 | 3 |
2011 | And I thought hairballs were bad. | 1.2245 | 0.04925 | 98 | 79 | 16 | 3 |
2012 | It was all fun and games until someone got ringworms. | 1.2245 | 0.04707 | 98 | 78 | 18 | 2 |
2013 | This angle is good right? | 1.2245 | 0.04925 | 98 | 79 | 16 | 3 |
2014 | Ok sweetie we've never arrived this far, now set the ball on fire | 1.2245 | 0.04594 | 98 | 80 | 15 | 3 |
2015 | I told you to leave Schrödinger’s cat alone! | 1.2245 | 0.05135 | 98 | 80 | 14 | 4 |
2016 | Careful. She only has one life left. | 1.2245 | 0.05529 | 98 | 82 | 10 | 6 |
2017 | This is fun! Let’s do the kids’ custody next. | 1.2245 | 0.05135 | 98 | 80 | 14 | 4 |
2018 | It's gonna be some hairball | 1.2245 | 0.05135 | 98 | 80 | 14 | 4 |
2019 | Cat pong! | 1.2245 | 0.04925 | 98 | 79 | 16 | 3 |
2020 | Nana nana nana nana nana nana nana nana Catman! | 1.2245 | 0.05335 | 98 | 81 | 12 | 5 |
2021 | Let’s go bowling tonight. | 1.2245 | 0.05135 | 98 | 80 | 14 | 4 |
2022 | She loves being Catapulted! | 1.2245 | 0.04925 | 98 | 79 | 16 | 3 |
2023 | The vet said she needed to get out more. | 1.2245 | 0.04925 | 98 | 79 | 16 | 3 |
2024 | See? Cats have excellent balance. | 1.2245 | 0.04478 | 98 | 77 | 20 | 1 |
2025 | Ok you’re right he can do it. Now let’s try our monkey. | 1.2245 | 0.04925 | 98 | 79 | 16 | 3 |
2026 | So it's agreed then. First one to bleed loses. | 1.2245 | 0.05335 | 98 | 81 | 12 | 5 |
2027 | It was HIS idea to have you neutered! | 1.2245 | 0.05335 | 98 | 81 | 12 | 5 |
2028 | This is the first time he prefers the ball instead of the box it came in. | 1.2245 | 0.04925 | 98 | 79 | 16 | 3 |
2029 | That’s why we didn’t get a dog. | 1.2245 | 0.04925 | 98 | 79 | 16 | 3 |
2030 | 138, 139, 140.......Can we take a quick break? I need to have a sip of wine and Snowflake is bored | 1.2245 | 0.04925 | 98 | 79 | 16 | 3 |
2031 | Let’s tell Katie we played pool with her cat! | 1.2245 | 0.03980 | 98 | 80 | 16 | 2 |
2032 | I bet now she is glad we had her declawed. | 1.2245 | 0.05529 | 98 | 82 | 10 | 6 |
2033 | This one is looking like a cat’s game. | 1.2245 | 0.05135 | 98 | 80 | 14 | 4 |
2034 | Look honey, I’m a cat-apult. | 1.2245 | 0.05135 | 98 | 80 | 14 | 4 |
2035 | '' When I was a kid we called this 'Monkey in the Middle'.'' | 1.2245 | 0.05335 | 98 | 81 | 12 | 5 |
2036 | You had him declawed, right? | 1.2245 | 0.04925 | 98 | 79 | 16 | 3 |
2037 | This is his staycation as much as it is ours. | 1.2245 | 0.04707 | 98 | 78 | 18 | 2 |
2038 | When I get off, I'm gonna take one of THEIR lives | 1.2243 | 0.04466 | 107 | 85 | 20 | 2 |
2039 | Whatever it takes to get through Covid… | 1.2243 | 0.04466 | 107 | 85 | 20 | 2 |
2040 | This is why I wanted a dog. | 1.2243 | 0.03711 | 107 | 89 | 15 | 3 |
2041 | I never asked for this. | 1.2243 | 0.04659 | 107 | 86 | 18 | 3 |
2042 | During times like these it’s not enough to be non-fun. I need to be anti-fun. | 1.2243 | 0.04659 | 107 | 86 | 18 | 3 |
2043 | If he falls off into your side of the pool, you take a sip | 1.2243 | 0.04659 | 107 | 86 | 18 | 3 |
2044 | Take a sip every time she glares menacingly at you. | 1.2243 | 0.04659 | 107 | 86 | 18 | 3 |
2045 | 'See, cats have way better balance than dogs'. | 1.2243 | 0.05196 | 107 | 89 | 12 | 6 |
2046 | This isn’t what I expected from my 9th life | 1.2243 | 0.05023 | 107 | 88 | 14 | 5 |
2047 | The New Normal is hard on pets, honey. They are also under pressure to perform | 1.2243 | 0.04466 | 107 | 85 | 20 | 2 |
2048 | Use the Force, dear. This is the most powerful Sith we've ever faced | 1.2243 | 0.04659 | 107 | 86 | 18 | 3 |
2049 | Jedi training day 2 | 1.2243 | 0.05196 | 107 | 89 | 12 | 6 |
2050 | And I thought the last few lives were bad | 1.2243 | 0.04659 | 107 | 86 | 18 | 3 |
2051 | Is kitty getting dizzy or SCARED? | 1.2243 | 0.04844 | 107 | 87 | 16 | 4 |
2052 | Nice fur ball. | 1.2243 | 0.04844 | 107 | 87 | 16 | 4 |
2053 | Didn't I say no more hairballs? | 1.2243 | 0.05023 | 107 | 88 | 14 | 5 |
2054 | Don't ever give up, that darn cat is on his ninth life. | 1.2243 | 0.04844 | 107 | 87 | 16 | 4 |
2055 | Sorry we woke you. | 1.2243 | 0.04659 | 107 | 86 | 18 | 3 |
2056 | I swear he loves it. | 1.2243 | 0.01786 | 107 | 88 | 19 | 0 |
2057 | I think she needs an itsy bitsy teenie weenie yellow polka dot bikini! | 1.2243 | 0.04263 | 107 | 84 | 22 | 1 |
2058 | I always thought it was dogs that had an enormous misplaced faith in humans | 1.2243 | 0.04466 | 107 | 85 | 20 | 2 |
2059 | Humans don't understand the power of feline levitation. | 1.2243 | 0.04844 | 107 | 87 | 16 | 4 |
2060 | Ohh! At last he’s starting to play. | 1.2243 | 0.04659 | 107 | 86 | 18 | 3 |
2061 | I never thought I'd feel this free again after Covid. | 1.2243 | 0.04659 | 107 | 86 | 18 | 3 |
2062 | Ernestine,let us know when you're tired. | 1.2243 | 0.04263 | 107 | 84 | 22 | 1 |
2063 | Hey, at least we got Fluffy off of the keyboard! | 1.2243 | 0.04844 | 107 | 87 | 16 | 4 |
2064 | Don’t let it drop. Cats hate water. | 1.2243 | 0.04263 | 107 | 84 | 22 | 1 |
2065 | He's taken this 'aversion to water' thing a bit far, hasn't he? | 1.2243 | 0.04844 | 107 | 87 | 16 | 4 |
2066 | This should teach him not to complain about his travel crate. | 1.2243 | 0.04844 | 107 | 87 | 16 | 4 |
2067 | I like "cat ball" much better. Pickles fall off too easily. | 1.2243 | 0.04466 | 107 | 85 | 20 | 2 |
2068 | Fluffy died on the inside that day. Unfortunately he had eight more to go. | 1.2243 | 0.05023 | 107 | 88 | 14 | 5 |
2069 | You weren't kidding when you said your cat is afraid of water. | 1.2243 | 0.04844 | 107 | 87 | 16 | 4 |
2070 | Be careful! I don't want my wine to fall in the water. | 1.2243 | 0.04659 | 107 | 86 | 18 | 3 |
2071 | I don't know about you, but I'd prefer a dog and pony show. | 1.2243 | 0.05196 | 107 | 89 | 12 | 6 |
2072 | It used to be a challenge, but now it’s just a time suck. | 1.2243 | 0.04466 | 107 | 90 | 12 | 5 |
2073 | It's ok if this ends in cat-astrophe, I've got 9 lives | 1.2243 | 0.05196 | 107 | 89 | 12 | 6 |
2074 | Seven," "Eight," and "N-- | 1.2243 | 0.04659 | 107 | 86 | 18 | 3 |
2075 | If they drop me they die!! | 1.2243 | 0.04659 | 107 | 86 | 18 | 3 |
2076 | I said "Let's play catch ball!" not "cat ball." | 1.2243 | 0.04466 | 107 | 85 | 20 | 2 |
2077 | I wonder what a dog day afternoon is like | 1.2243 | 0.04659 | 107 | 86 | 18 | 3 |
2078 | See, there's nothing crazy about cat ladies! | 1.2243 | 0.05196 | 107 | 89 | 12 | 6 |
2079 | It's cuter when the dog and cat do it together. | 1.2243 | 0.04263 | 107 | 84 | 22 | 1 |
2080 | Now, isn't this more fun than having children? | 1.2243 | 0.04466 | 107 | 85 | 20 | 2 |
2081 | Go easy, she's pregnant | 1.2243 | 0.04844 | 107 | 87 | 16 | 4 |
2082 | She always hovers. | 1.2243 | 0.04659 | 107 | 86 | 18 | 3 |
2083 | She has a very well balanced temperament! | 1.2243 | 0.04844 | 107 | 87 | 16 | 4 |
2084 | He loves the water. | 1.2243 | 0.04466 | 107 | 85 | 20 | 2 |
2085 | At least one of us learned a new skill during quarantine. | 1.2243 | 0.04659 | 107 | 86 | 18 | 3 |
2086 | Well, I suppose this is more fun than yarn... | 1.2243 | 0.04466 | 107 | 85 | 20 | 2 |
2087 | I do this because I’m Union-residuals for all internet cat video usage. | 1.2243 | 0.04466 | 107 | 85 | 20 | 2 |
2088 | Note to self: no alcohol at the next staff party | 1.2243 | 0.04844 | 107 | 87 | 16 | 4 |
2089 | I had him declawed last week! | 1.2243 | 0.04263 | 107 | 84 | 22 | 1 |
2090 | No matter who wins, we're still not good enough. | 1.2243 | 0.04659 | 107 | 86 | 18 | 3 |
2091 | Fortunately, I have just suspended time by coming to you in the form of a cartoon. You can come downstairs and feed me now. | 1.2243 | 0.04844 | 107 | 87 | 16 | 4 |
2092 | Muffy does everything with me. Everything. | 1.2243 | 0.04466 | 107 | 85 | 20 | 2 |
2093 | Claws in, Fuzzy! | 1.2243 | 0.04159 | 107 | 86 | 19 | 2 |
2094 | Day 543 of no pool injuries came to a screeching halt! | 1.2243 | 0.04844 | 107 | 87 | 16 | 4 |
2095 | Next, lets try it with a catapult. | 1.2243 | 0.04051 | 107 | 88 | 16 | 3 |
2096 | So, you never played drown the cat before? | 1.2243 | 0.05196 | 107 | 89 | 12 | 6 |
2097 | He was tired of being on a hot tin roof. | 1.2243 | 0.04844 | 107 | 87 | 16 | 4 |
2098 | When he falls off, you save him. | 1.2243 | 0.04466 | 107 | 85 | 20 | 2 |
2099 | I wonder how long she'll stay up there,my arms are getting tired | 1.2243 | 0.04659 | 107 | 86 | 18 | 3 |
2100 | Catatonic sure has mellowd since the lobotomy. | 1.2243 | 0.04659 | 107 | 86 | 18 | 3 |
2101 | After a few drinks the cat had nerves of steel. | 1.2243 | 0.04844 | 107 | 87 | 16 | 4 |
2102 | Careful dear, if its a black cat then its life matters! | 1.2243 | 0.04466 | 107 | 85 | 20 | 2 |
2103 | It's so nice to have a playful cat. | 1.2243 | 0.04844 | 107 | 87 | 16 | 4 |
2104 | I'll talk with the vet about maybe having her affixed. | 1.2243 | 0.05023 | 107 | 88 | 14 | 5 |
2105 | Are you filming this? It’s going to be gold! | 1.2243 | 0.03060 | 107 | 89 | 16 | 2 |
2106 | I think those catnip brownies we made him just kicked in. | 1.2243 | 0.04659 | 107 | 86 | 18 | 3 |
2107 | He looks like he’s enjoying it | 1.2243 | 0.04263 | 107 | 84 | 22 | 1 |
2108 | When his claws burst the ball the real action begins..... | 1.2243 | 0.04263 | 107 | 84 | 22 | 1 |
2109 | She’s an outdoor cat. | 1.2243 | 0.04844 | 107 | 87 | 16 | 4 |
2110 | It's seven years bad luck if it pops." | 1.2243 | 0.04466 | 107 | 85 | 20 | 2 |
2111 | Hang on fluffy | 1.2233 | 0.04766 | 103 | 83 | 17 | 3 |
2112 | Don't tell him it's called "monkey" in the middle! | 1.2233 | 0.05150 | 103 | 85 | 13 | 5 |
2113 | Ennui? What’s that? | 1.2222 | 0.04620 | 108 | 87 | 18 | 3 |
2114 | I'm just going to say it, Francine. To say he loves attention doesn't even begin to explain this. . | 1.2222 | 0.04620 | 108 | 87 | 18 | 3 |
2115 | I bet you are wondering how I got here, don’t expect a flashback, I am at a loss my self. | 1.2222 | 0.04981 | 108 | 89 | 14 | 5 |
2116 | Cats. They’re hydrophobic. | 1.2222 | 0.04804 | 108 | 88 | 16 | 4 |
2117 | I think he’s finally getting over his fear of water | 1.2222 | 0.04019 | 108 | 84 | 24 | 0 |
2118 | We didn’t have her declawed to save the birds. | 1.2222 | 0.05087 | 99 | 81 | 14 | 4 |
2119 | Boy I need a glass of Pinot meow after this | 1.2222 | 0.04881 | 99 | 80 | 16 | 3 |
2120 | I will pay the bars to take these humans back. (@tara_henn ) | 1.2222 | 0.05087 | 99 | 81 | 14 | 4 |
2121 | I came in like a wreeecking baaaall | 1.2222 | 0.04881 | 99 | 80 | 16 | 3 |
2122 | g-g-guys...hey guys...I'm on my last life, you guys! | 1.2222 | 0.04981 | 108 | 89 | 14 | 5 |
2123 | I told you if we named him Gary he'd be into water sports. | 1.2222 | 0.05286 | 99 | 82 | 12 | 5 |
2124 | It just didn’t feel right to move him | 1.2222 | 0.05188 | 90 | 73 | 14 | 3 |
2125 | Look, Harold! I think he's finally enjoying our company! | 1.2222 | 0.04620 | 108 | 87 | 18 | 3 |
2126 | « I will stay zen! My claws are not coming out! » | 1.2222 | 0.04804 | 108 | 88 | 16 | 4 |
2127 | Well, this was not the fun with a ball I was thinking about | 1.2222 | 0.04981 | 108 | 89 | 14 | 5 |
2128 | They're lucky that my claws are trimmed | 1.2222 | 0.04438 | 99 | 78 | 20 | 1 |
2129 | Well the cats out the bag | 1.2222 | 0.04881 | 99 | 80 | 16 | 3 |
2130 | Honey, I'm the lawyer. Technically, you asked for me to play with THESE in the hot tub on your birthday. | 1.2222 | 0.04429 | 108 | 86 | 20 | 2 |
2131 | Who invited the cat? | 1.2222 | 0.04620 | 108 | 87 | 18 | 3 |
2132 | Welcome to this year's production of Tennessee Williams' Cat on a Hot Tin Roof! | 1.2222 | 0.04881 | 99 | 80 | 16 | 3 |
2133 | Who is the ‘scaredy-cat’ now? | 1.2222 | 0.04881 | 99 | 80 | 16 | 3 |
2134 | Our Roomba broke. | 1.2222 | 0.04981 | 108 | 89 | 14 | 5 |
2135 | As a dog lover, I confess, I’ve always struggled to feel the attraction....but my goodness, he may be a keeper. | 1.2222 | 0.04881 | 99 | 80 | 16 | 3 |
2136 | You can lead a cat to water but you can't make him sink. | 1.2222 | 0.04429 | 108 | 86 | 20 | 2 |
2137 | Alley-oop cat! | 1.2222 | 0.05286 | 99 | 82 | 12 | 5 |
2138 | Her life is in your hands. | 1.2222 | 0.04620 | 108 | 87 | 18 | 3 |
2139 | I told you to pick the one that said no pets allowed. | 1.2222 | 0.05286 | 99 | 82 | 12 | 5 |
2140 | Don’t worry, she sanitized her paws. | 1.2222 | 0.04881 | 99 | 80 | 16 | 3 |
2141 | I knew that naming the cat Viral was going to pay off. | 1.2222 | 0.04881 | 99 | 80 | 16 | 3 |
2142 | I have an idea I'd like to run by the people at Guinness World Records. | 1.2222 | 0.04019 | 108 | 84 | 24 | 0 |
2143 | Fine tuning the party trick before the guests arrive. | 1.2222 | 0.04429 | 108 | 86 | 20 | 2 |
2144 | I never imagined YouTube could make us millionaires! | 1.2222 | 0.05151 | 108 | 90 | 12 | 6 |
2145 | Whoever misses has to clean the litter box. | 1.2222 | 0.04229 | 108 | 85 | 22 | 1 |
2146 | Cat's name: DeClaude | 1.2222 | 0.04881 | 99 | 80 | 16 | 3 |
2147 | Don't know what she's going to judge without a net or boundaries. | 1.2222 | 0.04881 | 99 | 80 | 16 | 3 |
2148 | If this isn't the cat's meow. | 1.2222 | 0.04881 | 99 | 80 | 16 | 3 |
2149 | I thought th expression was 'belling the cat.'" | 1.2222 | 0.04620 | 108 | 87 | 18 | 3 |
2150 | They've got their pandemic wine to get through this, thankfully, I've got medical catnip. | 1.2222 | 0.04429 | 108 | 86 | 20 | 2 |
2151 | He never did get use to water | 1.2222 | 0.05663 | 99 | 84 | 8 | 7 |
2152 | Did you hear it? The cat just said “feed me”. | 1.2222 | 0.04774 | 99 | 82 | 13 | 4 |
2153 | You're right. It is more fun when you are drunk! | 1.2222 | 0.04429 | 108 | 86 | 20 | 2 |
2154 | Honestly Westly, aren’t you glad we didn’t have children | 1.2222 | 0.04881 | 99 | 80 | 16 | 3 |
2155 | I wonder if cats swim? | 1.2222 | 0.04881 | 99 | 80 | 16 | 3 |
2156 | That's What I Call Ballin The Cat | 1.2222 | 0.04620 | 108 | 87 | 18 | 3 |
2157 | Let's try to beat our record of zero so far. | 1.2222 | 0.04620 | 108 | 87 | 18 | 3 |
2158 | One claw and it’s over | 1.2222 | 0.04981 | 108 | 89 | 14 | 5 |
2159 | And just as suddenly, Mr. Whiskers lost interest in playing with the ball. | 1.2222 | 0.04804 | 108 | 88 | 16 | 4 |
2160 | Tails you lose, heads I win... | 1.2222 | 0.04438 | 99 | 83 | 12 | 4 |
2161 | This is my ball, you already got the sofa for the last months. | 1.2222 | 0.04620 | 108 | 87 | 18 | 3 |
2162 | If we do this with our arms, does the perspective angle look like we're playing with the ball? | 1.2222 | 0.04941 | 90 | 74 | 13 | 3 |
2163 | I'm having so much fun I forgot why we're getting divorced. | 1.2222 | 0.04620 | 108 | 87 | 18 | 3 |
2164 | Be careful he only has three lives left | 1.2222 | 0.05087 | 99 | 81 | 14 | 4 |
2165 | When did Pickles get a tiktok? | 1.2212 | 0.04918 | 104 | 85 | 15 | 4 |
2166 | With the summer Olympics canceled the Smiths create tik tok video games with catastrophic consequences. | 1.2212 | 0.04523 | 104 | 83 | 19 | 2 |
2167 | ‘Pool ball not wool ball, Larry’ | 1.2212 | 0.04523 | 104 | 83 | 19 | 2 |
2168 | Lockdown effect number 12: Clingy Cat. | 1.2212 | 0.04523 | 104 | 83 | 19 | 2 |
2169 | 'Fine, I'll indulge. You only live nine times, right?' | 1.2212 | 0.04725 | 104 | 84 | 17 | 3 |
2170 | The Cat: 'I'm kinda enjoying this but I dont want them to know, I want them to leave my house, now!' | 1.2212 | 0.05105 | 104 | 86 | 13 | 5 |
2171 | I call it ‘Kitten in the Middle’ | 1.2212 | 0.04523 | 104 | 83 | 19 | 2 |
2172 | It’s 2020. Anything goes. | 1.2212 | 0.04918 | 104 | 85 | 15 | 4 |
2173 | Quarantine has to end eventually... | 1.2212 | 0.04725 | 104 | 84 | 17 | 3 |
2174 | I would give two lives to escape this summer fun in the sun. | 1.2212 | 0.04523 | 104 | 82 | 19 | 2 |
2175 | Are you entertained? Because I'm not. | 1.2212 | 0.04918 | 104 | 85 | 15 | 4 |
2176 | Help me, I am stuck in the white privileged asylum | 1.2212 | 0.04918 | 104 | 85 | 15 | 4 |
2177 | They don’t really expect me to move, do they? | 1.2212 | 0.04725 | 104 | 84 | 17 | 3 |
2178 | Our co-parenting counselor will be impressed. | 1.2212 | 0.05105 | 104 | 86 | 13 | 5 |
2179 | He had had a sinking feeling when they'd first suggested the time share in Reno, the vineyard in Albany, or the Beach Party screening at Film Form, but he'd had no idea it would all lead to this. | 1.2212 | 0.04523 | 104 | 83 | 19 | 2 |
2180 | This just fosters resentment. | 1.2212 | 0.04918 | 104 | 85 | 15 | 4 |
2181 | Interference! | 1.2212 | 0.05284 | 104 | 87 | 11 | 6 |
2182 | Bob, what's this hissing sound? | 1.2212 | 0.05105 | 104 | 86 | 13 | 5 |
2183 | I used to be more of a dog ball person. | 1.2212 | 0.04523 | 104 | 83 | 19 | 2 |
2184 | Cat Ball: Living the American Dream. | 1.2212 | 0.04725 | 104 | 84 | 17 | 3 |
2185 | Keep it up with the force! | 1.2212 | 0.04725 | 104 | 84 | 17 | 3 |
2186 | See, his dislike of water is stronger than Earth's gravity! | 1.2212 | 0.04523 | 104 | 83 | 19 | 2 |
2187 | Wine helps my balance. | 1.2212 | 0.04523 | 104 | 83 | 19 | 2 |
2188 | She's been so cooperative since her declawing. | 1.2212 | 0.04523 | 104 | 83 | 19 | 2 |
2189 | Cat thought bubble: My bad, this always happens when they are drinking. | 1.2212 | 0.04312 | 104 | 82 | 21 | 1 |
2190 | The de-claw was bad enough...now they're rubbing it in. | 1.2212 | 0.03854 | 104 | 85 | 17 | 2 |
2191 | I hope this cat is declawed. | 1.2212 | 0.04089 | 104 | 81 | 23 | 0 |
2192 | Why? What are YOUR first dates like?" | 1.2212 | 0.04312 | 104 | 82 | 21 | 1 |
2193 | Are you sure the cat whisperer recommended this? | 1.2212 | 0.04312 | 104 | 82 | 21 | 1 |
2194 | Loser has to rescue the cat and administer CPR | 1.2212 | 0.04918 | 104 | 85 | 15 | 4 |
2195 | This is why we declawed it. | 1.2212 | 0.04523 | 104 | 83 | 19 | 2 |
2196 | I don't think this is what they meant when they said you could work remotely. | 1.2212 | 0.04312 | 104 | 82 | 21 | 1 |
2197 | We have to unglue him somehow. | 1.2212 | 0.04312 | 104 | 82 | 21 | 1 |
2198 | Thanks for gluing your cat to the ball. I always wanted to try this. | 1.2212 | 0.04725 | 104 | 84 | 17 | 3 |
2199 | And you said she never plays ball | 1.2212 | 0.04523 | 104 | 83 | 19 | 2 |
2200 | And for our next trick, let's make the cat smile! | 1.2212 | 0.04918 | 104 | 85 | 15 | 4 |
2201 | I don't give a mouse's ass how, but I have to get out of here. | 1.2212 | 0.05105 | 104 | 86 | 13 | 5 |
2202 | Quarantine circus act | 1.2212 | 0.04312 | 104 | 82 | 21 | 1 |
2203 | Wine snobs make up new sports during lockdown. | 1.2212 | 0.04523 | 104 | 83 | 19 | 2 |
2204 | Hercules is so happy we had to stay-cay. | 1.2212 | 0.04918 | 104 | 85 | 15 | 4 |
2205 | It's a scratch game | 1.2212 | 0.04523 | 104 | 83 | 19 | 2 |
2206 | I hate to say it, but at the end of the day, it is what it is. | 1.2212 | 0.04918 | 104 | 85 | 15 | 4 |
2207 | How can she do that?! It's in her contract. The "No Claws in balls" clause. | 1.2212 | 0.05105 | 104 | 86 | 13 | 5 |
2208 | Is it just me, or are the mushrooms kicking in? | 1.2212 | 0.04918 | 104 | 85 | 15 | 4 |
2209 | It always sits on the computer when I try to type too. | 1.2212 | 0.04725 | 104 | 84 | 17 | 3 |
2210 | At the next level, it's an eagle. | 1.2212 | 0.04918 | 104 | 85 | 15 | 4 |
2211 | Now this is what I call white privilege. | 1.2212 | 0.04725 | 104 | 84 | 17 | 3 |
2212 | If she falls off, you have to be first to yell "CATASTROPHE"! Otherwise, you lose the round. | 1.2212 | 0.04523 | 104 | 84 | 16 | 3 |
2213 | Normally the referee stays on the sidelines." | 1.2212 | 0.04312 | 104 | 82 | 21 | 1 |
2214 | Have you noticed? He’s really calmed down since we neutered him. | 1.2212 | 0.04312 | 104 | 82 | 21 | 1 |
2215 | I own a cat, so there is no such thing as just the two of us. | 1.2212 | 0.04523 | 104 | 83 | 19 | 2 |
2216 | Let's drink every time the ball gets punctured. | 1.2212 | 0.04918 | 104 | 85 | 15 | 4 |
2217 | The humans are even running out of things to fight about | 1.2200 | 0.04623 | 100 | 80 | 18 | 2 |
2218 | Why didn’t we bring the wine closer to the pool? | 1.2200 | 0.05041 | 100 | 82 | 14 | 4 |
2219 | Well I suppose her profile did say she was a cat lover... | 1.2200 | 0.04837 | 100 | 81 | 16 | 3 |
2220 | Pussy got the ball rollin | 1.2200 | 0.05041 | 100 | 82 | 14 | 4 |
2221 | It’s an optical illusion. Hurry up. Draw us. | 1.2200 | 0.04623 | 100 | 80 | 18 | 2 |
2222 | So THIS is why Fido ran away... | 1.2200 | 0.04837 | 100 | 81 | 16 | 3 |
2223 | Remember when we used our powers for good?” “That was before we got the pool | 1.2200 | 0.05238 | 100 | 83 | 12 | 5 |
2224 | Another day, another week, another neglected backyard pool rediscovered due to beach closures. | 1.2200 | 0.04623 | 100 | 80 | 18 | 2 |
2225 | Primary suspects of cat’s murder: Curiosity, and these two. | 1.2200 | 0.04623 | 100 | 80 | 18 | 2 |
2226 | Home workouts are boring | 1.2200 | 0.04623 | 100 | 80 | 18 | 2 |
2227 | This super glue of yours really works | 1.2200 | 0.05041 | 100 | 82 | 14 | 4 |
2228 | Well, the cat’s out of the bag. Here ya go. | 1.2200 | 0.04399 | 100 | 79 | 20 | 1 |
2229 | This is not what I had in mind when I told them to start getting out of my house more... | 1.2200 | 0.05041 | 100 | 82 | 14 | 4 |
2230 | It was in that moment Mr. Whiskers realized that complete power over Miriam and Burt was not what he cracked it up to be. | 1.2200 | 0.04399 | 100 | 84 | 12 | 4 |
2231 | It’s not working, John. He won’t move. | 1.2200 | 0.04623 | 100 | 80 | 18 | 2 |
2232 | I think I’m a little bit cat in the middle. | 1.2200 | 0.05041 | 100 | 82 | 14 | 4 |
2233 | At least we have a pool | 1.2200 | 0.04837 | 100 | 81 | 16 | 3 |
2234 | The time Mortimer really regretted being stubborn and not moving, because he knew this wasn’t going to end well. | 1.2200 | 0.04623 | 100 | 80 | 18 | 2 |
2235 | I should’ve gone to law school. | 1.2200 | 0.05041 | 100 | 82 | 14 | 4 |
2236 | I wish I was a dog person | 1.2200 | 0.04837 | 100 | 81 | 16 | 3 |
2237 | Our time here in earth has ended. I’d thank you but I never really liked you that much. | 1.2200 | 0.04837 | 100 | 81 | 16 | 3 |
2238 | This wasn’t what I had in mind when you told me we were going to have a ball. | 1.2200 | 0.04837 | 100 | 81 | 16 | 3 |
2239 | It’s the end of the world as we know it and I’m like... | 1.2200 | 0.04837 | 100 | 81 | 16 | 3 |
2240 | I’m going to need something a lot stronger than their wine when this is over. | 1.2200 | 0.04837 | 100 | 81 | 16 | 3 |
2241 | Remember Brexit? | 1.2200 | 0.04837 | 100 | 81 | 16 | 3 |
2242 | What time is bowling tonight? | 1.2200 | 0.04837 | 100 | 81 | 16 | 3 |
2243 | The pet shop was out of flying squirrels. | 1.2200 | 0.05041 | 100 | 82 | 14 | 4 |
2244 | It's from Garfield's workout video. | 1.2200 | 0.04837 | 100 | 81 | 16 | 3 |
2245 | Count on her to always be the coolest cat at the pool party. | 1.2200 | 0.05041 | 100 | 82 | 14 | 4 |
2246 | If you want to make on YouTube, you need to commit! | 1.2200 | 0.04837 | 100 | 81 | 16 | 3 |
2247 | Why is this kinda stuff always easier when you're drinking. | 1.2200 | 0.05041 | 100 | 82 | 13 | 4 |
2248 | I bet this will change his tune about being declawed! | 1.2200 | 0.05041 | 100 | 82 | 14 | 4 |
2249 | Cat on a hot plastic ball | 1.2200 | 0.04837 | 100 | 81 | 16 | 3 |
2250 | Best staycation ever! | 1.2200 | 0.04837 | 100 | 81 | 16 | 3 |
2251 | It's all fun and games until someone shows their claws. | 1.2200 | 0.05238 | 100 | 83 | 12 | 5 |
2252 | None of that hot tin roof stuff for Kitty. She’s strictly a cat on a cool, wet beach ball. | 1.2200 | 0.04623 | 100 | 80 | 18 | 2 |
2253 | Cat on a Hot Beach Ball | 1.2200 | 0.04399 | 100 | 79 | 20 | 1 |
2254 | Enough of this cat man do thing. | 1.2200 | 0.05041 | 100 | 82 | 14 | 4 |
2255 | I dreamed I was a magical cat, flying over my magical pool on my magic beach ball, when these god-awful people showed up with cheap champagne... | 1.2200 | 0.05041 | 100 | 82 | 14 | 4 |
2256 | Who ever thought a cat would get bored enough just Sheltering In Place? | 1.2200 | 0.05041 | 100 | 82 | 14 | 4 |
2257 | Hopefully you got enough superglue on him! | 1.2200 | 0.04837 | 100 | 81 | 16 | 3 |
2258 | You tell him that he's afraid of water! | 1.2200 | 0.05238 | 100 | 83 | 12 | 5 |
2259 | What a fur ball! | 1.2200 | 0.04837 | 100 | 81 | 16 | 3 |
2260 | Whatever, at least she's no longer sitting on a hot tin roof. | 1.2200 | 0.04837 | 100 | 81 | 16 | 3 |
2261 | What's become of us, Craig? | 1.2200 | 0.05427 | 100 | 84 | 10 | 6 |
2262 | It’s funny when she gets wet, until she scratches your eyes out. | 1.2200 | 0.05041 | 100 | 82 | 14 | 4 |
2263 | Gosh these pandemic cartoons really suck. | 1.2200 | 0.04837 | 100 | 81 | 16 | 3 |
2264 | The Force is strong with these two. | 1.2200 | 0.05427 | 100 | 84 | 10 | 6 |
2265 | He's still angry that I got up from the couch. | 1.2200 | 0.04837 | 100 | 81 | 16 | 3 |
2266 | He'll show up. They never come when you call. | 1.2200 | 0.05427 | 100 | 84 | 10 | 6 |
2267 | Ah , we finally got the right mixture of gin and tonic for fluffy to play with us! | 1.2200 | 0.04837 | 100 | 81 | 16 | 3 |
2268 | I wouldn't worry. If he can ride around on a Roomba, this should be as easy as falling off a log. | 1.2200 | 0.04283 | 100 | 81 | 17 | 2 |
2269 | Look how funny this isn’t... | 1.2200 | 0.04837 | 100 | 81 | 16 | 3 |
2270 | Sheltering has really upped our game. | 1.2200 | 0.04623 | 100 | 80 | 18 | 2 |
2271 | Garf was right—people are so easy to train. | 1.2200 | 0.04837 | 100 | 81 | 15 | 3 |
2272 | You could never do this with a dog. | 1.2200 | 0.05427 | 100 | 84 | 10 | 6 |
2273 | The breeder said that his father was a seal point. | 1.2200 | 0.05041 | 100 | 82 | 14 | 4 |
2274 | Oh sure, he' likes to ride the Roomba, but he just loves a good game of catch, especially if he doesn't get wet. | 1.2200 | 0.05041 | 100 | 81 | 14 | 4 |
2275 | I'm so glad we had her declawed! | 1.2200 | 0.04623 | 100 | 80 | 18 | 2 |
2276 | You seemed so excited when I tried to explain this at work... | 1.2200 | 0.04623 | 100 | 80 | 18 | 2 |
2277 | honestly, babe, getting cancelled may be the best thing that ever happened to me! | 1.2200 | 0.04837 | 100 | 81 | 16 | 3 |
2278 | Better than a hair ball. | 1.2200 | 0.04623 | 100 | 80 | 18 | 2 |
2279 | Gorilla Glue Gone Wild | 1.2200 | 0.04399 | 100 | 79 | 20 | 1 |
2280 | Edwin and Bonnie insist that we do things as a family! | 1.2200 | 0.04837 | 100 | 81 | 16 | 3 |
2281 | Don’t worry, getting her in the water is literally impossible | 1.2200 | 0.04623 | 100 | 80 | 18 | 2 |
2282 | Anybody see the cat? | 1.2200 | 0.04623 | 100 | 80 | 18 | 2 |
2283 | They do get set in their ways. | 1.2200 | 0.04837 | 100 | 81 | 16 | 3 |
2284 | This fur-kids thing has gone too far. | 1.2200 | 0.04837 | 100 | 81 | 16 | 3 |
2285 | This is not what I thought when they said : exercise. | 1.2200 | 0.04837 | 100 | 81 | 16 | 3 |
2286 | No worries, he's declawed. | 1.2200 | 0.03646 | 100 | 86 | 10 | 4 |
2287 | You always have to be in the middle of everything, don't you Pickle? | 1.2200 | 0.04623 | 100 | 80 | 18 | 2 |
2288 | C'mon, admit it: You're happy we got Mr Whiskers rather than that Great Dane. | 1.2200 | 0.04837 | 100 | 81 | 16 | 3 |
2289 | He doesn't seem to be enjoying this, maybe we should try "Marco Polo"? | 1.2200 | 0.01082 | 100 | 85 | 14 | 1 |
2290 | Careful! She’s maintaining correct social balancing!” | 1.2200 | 0.04399 | 100 | 79 | 20 | 1 |
2291 | The cat had a ball, but was not having a ball. | 1.2200 | 0.04837 | 100 | 81 | 16 | 3 |
2292 | I'm so glad we filed her claws before doing this. | 1.2200 | 0.04623 | 100 | 80 | 18 | 2 |
2293 | If we’re going to be this indulgent, we should think about having a baby. | 1.2200 | 0.04837 | 100 | 81 | 16 | 3 |
2294 | I think he doesn't get what 'fetch' means. | 1.2200 | 0.05041 | 100 | 82 | 14 | 4 |
2295 | You can't play catch without "cat." | 1.2200 | 0.04837 | 100 | 81 | 16 | 3 |
2296 | So that’s what happens when you try to sink a witch. | 1.2200 | 0.05041 | 100 | 82 | 14 | 4 |
2297 | This is what you get for clawing my plants | 1.2200 | 0.05238 | 100 | 83 | 12 | 5 |
2298 | OUR referee is really on the ball ! | 1.2200 | 0.04837 | 100 | 81 | 16 | 3 |
2299 | Cirque du Pussy | 1.2200 | 0.04837 | 100 | 81 | 16 | 3 |
2300 | Left or right - decisions,decisions,decisions! | 1.2200 | 0.03646 | 100 | 84 | 14 | 2 |
2301 | How’s Mr. Declawing-cats-is-cruel feeling about it now? | 1.2200 | 0.04623 | 100 | 80 | 18 | 2 |
2302 | You're right - Catball truly is the sport of the future! | 1.2200 | 0.04837 | 100 | 81 | 16 | 3 |
2303 | C'mon, Kitty! Don't be such a pussy.” | 1.2200 | 0.05427 | 100 | 84 | 10 | 6 |
2304 | And in that one magical moment, Karen and John knew that all of the hard work, sacrifice and postponement of anything resembling fun, was totally worth it. | 1.2200 | 0.04399 | 100 | 79 | 20 | 1 |
2305 | I'm not feeding him. You feed him. | 1.2200 | 0.04623 | 100 | 80 | 18 | 2 |
2306 | And YOU didn't want to pay for the taxidermy... | 1.2200 | 0.05041 | 100 | 82 | 14 | 4 |
2307 | Anything to stay out of the water. | 1.2200 | 0.05041 | 100 | 82 | 14 | 4 |
2308 | No, George. The rocket was 8, the parachute 9. Though modest, this should do it. | 1.2200 | 0.05041 | 100 | 82 | 14 | 4 |
2309 | I don’t have time to walk a dog. | 1.2200 | 0.04837 | 100 | 81 | 16 | 3 |
2310 | Well, could we do THIS with a kid? | 1.2200 | 0.05041 | 100 | 82 | 14 | 4 |
2311 | Declawed, the shame of it all. | 1.2200 | 0.04623 | 100 | 80 | 18 | 2 |
2312 | You wouldn't ever think they murder songbirds, would you. | 1.2200 | 0.04623 | 100 | 85 | 10 | 5 |
2313 | Thank goodness we got him declawed. | 1.2200 | 0.04837 | 100 | 81 | 16 | 3 |
2314 | Remember, you’re not a pet. You’re a pool toy. | 1.2200 | 0.04623 | 100 | 80 | 18 | 2 |
2315 | You see, you could never do this with a labradoodle. | 1.2200 | 0.05041 | 100 | 82 | 14 | 4 |
2316 | We've really become expurrts at social distancing. | 1.2200 | 0.04837 | 100 | 81 | 16 | 3 |
2317 | Mr. Whiskers contemplates his revenge during another unhappy hour with the Hendersons. | 1.2200 | 0.04163 | 100 | 78 | 22 | 0 |
2318 | Yet another reason why cats love humans. | 1.2200 | 0.04623 | 100 | 80 | 18 | 2 |
2319 | At least it's out of the bag. | 1.2200 | 0.05238 | 100 | 83 | 12 | 5 |
2320 | That's why I named her Trusty. | 1.2200 | 0.05041 | 100 | 82 | 14 | 4 |
2321 | Myrtle said she finally taught her dog to roll over; I didn't have the heart to tell her. | 1.2200 | 0.04837 | 100 | 81 | 16 | 3 |
2322 | This is probably the only way to let this cat feel, how much this world has turned in June | 1.2198 | 0.05369 | 91 | 75 | 12 | 4 |
2323 | Robert, are you sure the wine was the only thing the cat got into this afternoon? Did you check your ED medicine? | 1.2195 | 0.06017 | 82 | 69 | 8 | 5 |
2324 | We promise you can have the house back when the coronavirus is over | 1.2178 | 0.04794 | 101 | 82 | 16 | 3 |
2325 | You'll never learn | 1.2178 | 0.04582 | 101 | 81 | 18 | 2 |
2326 | And you said not wearing a mask was the biggest risk we would take | 1.2178 | 0.04582 | 101 | 81 | 18 | 2 |
2327 | Binky did not realize the new game would include an unwanted bath. | 1.2178 | 0.04361 | 101 | 80 | 20 | 1 |
2328 | Am I on my ninth life yet? | 1.2178 | 0.04128 | 101 | 79 | 22 | 0 |
2329 | These new jedi-powers will come in handy in the coming months in 2020 | 1.2178 | 0.04996 | 101 | 83 | 14 | 4 |
2330 | *record scratch* YEP, that’s me. The guy on the ball. I bet you’re wondering how I got here. | 1.2178 | 0.03179 | 101 | 83 | 17 | 1 |
2331 | And for his ninth life, the trip went to...Costa Corona | 1.2178 | 0.04794 | 101 | 82 | 16 | 3 |
2332 | I'm on the precipice of a world gone mad. Who is in charge here? | 1.2178 | 0.04794 | 101 | 82 | 16 | 3 |
2333 | Upon a globe suspended in mid air, I say: ‘Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!’ | 1.2178 | 0.05378 | 101 | 85 | 10 | 6 |
2334 | You all know i hate water | 1.2178 | 0.04582 | 101 | 81 | 18 | 2 |
2335 | What's the matter, cat got your beachball ? | 1.2178 | 0.05190 | 101 | 84 | 12 | 5 |
2336 | Drop the ball Karen...I dare you | 1.2178 | 0.04582 | 101 | 81 | 18 | 2 |
2337 | I named him Spike | 1.2178 | 0.04996 | 101 | 83 | 14 | 4 |
2338 | Why cats don’t play catch. | 1.2178 | 0.04361 | 101 | 80 | 20 | 1 |
2339 | Better than cat in the hat | 1.2178 | 0.04794 | 101 | 82 | 16 | 3 |
2340 | He thinks this will make him as famous as the cat on a hot tin roof. | 1.2178 | 0.04582 | 101 | 81 | 18 | 2 |
2341 | Bet this isn't the way he wanted to spend his ninth life. | 1.2178 | 0.04794 | 101 | 82 | 16 | 3 |
2342 | Bestdayever#micelivesmatter | 1.2178 | 0.04246 | 101 | 82 | 17 | 2 |
2343 | You think he's feline good up there? | 1.2178 | 0.03331 | 101 | 81 | 20 | 0 |
2344 | He was a seal in a past life. | 1.2178 | 0.04582 | 101 | 81 | 18 | 2 |
2345 | No he's not scared, he's having a ball. | 1.2178 | 0.04582 | 101 | 81 | 18 | 2 |
2346 | It's bad luck, these days, being on a cruise ship. | 1.2178 | 0.04996 | 101 | 83 | 14 | 4 |
2347 | Jinx defected from a Russian circus. | 1.2178 | 0.04128 | 101 | 79 | 22 | 0 |
2348 | Henry, guess what I'm thinking right now? | 1.2162 | 0.05533 | 74 | 60 | 12 | 2 |
2349 | The cat is on the ball | 1.2157 | 0.04323 | 102 | 81 | 20 | 1 |
2350 | I think he loves this game. | 1.2157 | 0.04751 | 102 | 83 | 16 | 3 |
2351 | Monkey in the middle isn’t as fun as they made it out to be | 1.2143 | 0.04166 | 98 | 77 | 18 | 1 |
2352 | How long do you think we have until it pops? | 1.2143 | 0.04865 | 98 | 80 | 15 | 3 |
2353 | Next vacation, I'll leave them at home | 1.2143 | 0.05077 | 98 | 81 | 13 | 4 |
2354 | So God, when? | 1.2143 | 0.04865 | 98 | 80 | 15 | 3 |
2355 | Never underestimate the Whites ability to pretend everything is fine. | 1.2143 | 0.04865 | 98 | 80 | 15 | 3 |
2356 | Mr and Mrs Pigeon try to adapt after the cat is thrown among them... | 1.2143 | 0.04644 | 98 | 79 | 17 | 2 |
2357 | Well, he’s YOUR cat! No, YOURS! | 1.2143 | 0.04865 | 98 | 80 | 15 | 3 |
2358 | Jesus I can’t take this anymore. Go back to work hoomans! | 1.2143 | 0.04865 | 98 | 80 | 15 | 3 |
2359 | I hope they cleaned this ball with rubbing alcohol | 1.2143 | 0.04865 | 98 | 80 | 15 | 3 |
2360 | This is what we, in the biz, call ‘exposure therapy’ | 1.2143 | 0.05280 | 98 | 82 | 11 | 5 |
2361 | They call this vacation, I can't stand another eight lives of this! | 1.2143 | 0.04865 | 98 | 80 | 15 | 3 |
2362 | I don't know why the dog has stopped playing frisbee. | 1.2143 | 0.04644 | 98 | 79 | 17 | 2 |
2363 | Pass the Pussy | 1.2143 | 0.05280 | 98 | 82 | 11 | 5 |
2364 | It's a lot better than the usual hairball. | 1.2143 | 0.04412 | 98 | 78 | 19 | 1 |
2365 | Pickle lives up to her name each summer. | 1.2143 | 0.04865 | 98 | 80 | 15 | 3 |
2366 | I must play their games--because they FEED me! | 1.2143 | 0.05475 | 98 | 83 | 9 | 6 |
2367 | We really should not let him drink with us | 1.2143 | 0.04291 | 98 | 80 | 16 | 2 |
2368 | It took more wine than I thought it would. | 1.2143 | 0.05280 | 98 | 82 | 11 | 5 |
2369 | There are cool cats, and then there are pool cats. | 1.2143 | 0.04644 | 98 | 79 | 17 | 2 |
2370 | Well, he obviously wants something. | 1.2143 | 0.05077 | 98 | 81 | 13 | 4 |
2371 | I feel like a cat on a hot beach ball. | 1.2143 | 0.04644 | 98 | 79 | 17 | 2 |
2372 | I did warn you that Sparkles take her job as Designatd Driver seriously. | 1.2143 | 0.05475 | 98 | 83 | 9 | 6 |
2373 | I thought they reached the limit when they made me jump over the toilet paper walls. | 1.2143 | 0.04644 | 98 | 79 | 17 | 2 |
2374 | Little kitty's having a ball. | 1.2143 | 0.05077 | 98 | 81 | 13 | 4 |
2375 | Oy, noe I KNOW I’m in Florida! | 1.2143 | 0.05077 | 98 | 81 | 13 | 4 |
2376 | I’m glad it’s a cat this time; the pink elephant had a hard time balancing. | 1.2143 | 0.05077 | 98 | 81 | 13 | 4 |
2377 | Suddenly, I'm re-evaluating existential nihilism. | 1.2143 | 0.05077 | 98 | 81 | 13 | 4 |
2378 | I tell you, it cured my last cat of kneading. | 1.2143 | 0.04412 | 98 | 78 | 19 | 1 |
2379 | Thanks for helping me house sit. | 1.2143 | 0.04644 | 98 | 79 | 17 | 2 |
2380 | Once upon a time while playing with his wife, her cat and an inflatable ball, Tom Brady had an idea... | 1.2143 | 0.04412 | 98 | 78 | 19 | 1 |
2381 | It's a fine line between claw and clawed. | 1.2143 | 0.04644 | 98 | 79 | 17 | 2 |
2382 | Don't worry Mr. Whiskers, we're soberly distancing! | 1.2143 | 0.04166 | 98 | 77 | 21 | 0 |
2383 | Wait a minute...did she say ball the cat or bell the cat? | 1.2143 | 0.04038 | 98 | 80 | 14 | 2 |
2384 | What do you say we flip the ball, drown the poor bastard and rid ourselves once and forever of his balanced indifference. | 1.2143 | 0.05077 | 98 | 81 | 13 | 4 |
2385 | Are we up to seven lives or eight? | 1.2143 | 0.04412 | 98 | 78 | 19 | 1 |
2386 | He’ll be ready for YouTube in no time. | 1.2143 | 0.04412 | 98 | 78 | 19 | 1 |
2387 | Catravestry. | 1.2143 | 0.04412 | 98 | 78 | 19 | 1 |
2388 | Right about now is where he swipes left or right for me | 1.2121 | 0.04602 | 99 | 80 | 17 | 2 |
2389 | Of course he's enjoying himself! Aren't you? | 1.2121 | 0.04602 | 99 | 80 | 17 | 2 |
2390 | We’re getting a new therapist. | 1.2111 | 0.05119 | 90 | 74 | 13 | 3 |
2391 | No, I don't think we've been quarantining too long. | 1.2111 | 0.05119 | 90 | 74 | 13 | 3 |
2392 | Cinnamon's working on high-stakes balancing." | 1.2111 | 0.04605 | 90 | 72 | 17 | 1 |
2393 | Game, set, kitty? | 1.2111 | 0.05119 | 90 | 74 | 13 | 3 |
2394 | They don't usually levitate me until the cab | 1.2105 | 0.04940 | 95 | 78 | 14 | 3 |
2395 | Honey, I think we're ready for America's Got Talent. | 1.2105 | 0.04940 | 95 | 78 | 14 | 3 |
2396 | The furball is in your court | 1.2105 | 0.04940 | 95 | 78 | 14 | 3 |
2397 | First step towards global domination | 1.2105 | 0.04940 | 95 | 78 | 14 | 3 |
2398 | Passing 'air balls 'elps his digestion... | 1.2105 | 0.04708 | 95 | 77 | 16 | 2 |
2399 | One more drink and the cat will fly. | 1.2105 | 0.04708 | 95 | 77 | 16 | 2 |
2400 | If you’re not going to have kids, can I at least get some wine? | 1.2105 | 0.04708 | 95 | 77 | 16 | 2 |
2401 | Cat on a Hot Tin Beach Ball | 1.2105 | 0.05161 | 95 | 79 | 12 | 4 |
2402 | Fluffy should be happy that Mommy clipped her nails! | 1.2105 | 0.05374 | 95 | 80 | 10 | 5 |
2403 | I take it back. You're not a scaredy-cat. | 1.2105 | 0.05578 | 95 | 81 | 8 | 6 |
2404 | The 9th time should do it. | 1.2105 | 0.03930 | 95 | 79 | 14 | 2 |
2405 | Give me my " Hot tin roof" any day... | 1.2105 | 0.04940 | 95 | 78 | 14 | 3 |
2406 | I'm good, unless you're seeing what I'm seeing. | 1.2105 | 0.04940 | 95 | 78 | 14 | 3 |
2407 | Spin it | 1.2105 | 0.05161 | 95 | 79 | 12 | 4 |
2408 | Considering what we’re going to do next, should we have offered him a drink? | 1.2105 | 0.04708 | 95 | 77 | 16 | 2 |
2409 | Kitty pool! | 1.2105 | 0.04708 | 95 | 77 | 16 | 2 |
2410 | One more life to go! | 1.2105 | 0.04708 | 95 | 77 | 16 | 2 |
2411 | See honey, I told you cats are social creatures! | 1.2083 | 0.04663 | 96 | 78 | 16 | 2 |
2412 | Claw retraction training | 1.2083 | 0.04663 | 96 | 78 | 16 | 2 |
2413 | What’s this now? | 1.2083 | 0.04893 | 96 | 79 | 14 | 3 |
2414 | Ballistic Resistance Training | 1.2083 | 0.04893 | 96 | 79 | 14 | 3 |
2415 | Whatever...as long as you two enjoy this...but I don't... | 1.2083 | 0.05112 | 96 | 80 | 12 | 4 |
2416 | I think Bob got fat. | 1.2083 | 0.04663 | 96 | 78 | 16 | 2 |
2417 | he's relentless when he's hungry | 1.2083 | 0.05112 | 96 | 79 | 12 | 4 |
2418 | Just remember, our puppy was also tense at first. | 1.2083 | 0.05322 | 96 | 81 | 10 | 5 |
2419 | I just wish he wouldn't stare at us EVERY moment of the day. | 1.2083 | 0.05112 | 96 | 80 | 12 | 4 |
2420 | I can't believe we got all this with free, two-day shipping! | 1.2083 | 0.05112 | 96 | 80 | 12 | 4 |
2421 | Here Kitty Cat-ch | 1.2083 | 0.05112 | 96 | 80 | 12 | 4 |
2422 | You know how you let yourself think that everything will be all right if you can only get to a certain place or do a certain thing. But when you get there you find it's not that simple. | 1.2083 | 0.05524 | 96 | 82 | 8 | 6 |
2423 | I thought “Caterday” would never com!! | 1.2083 | 0.04663 | 96 | 78 | 16 | 2 |
2424 | Bath time, Rufus!” | 1.2083 | 0.04663 | 96 | 78 | 16 | 2 |
2425 | Why does the ball seem so heavy? | 1.2083 | 0.05112 | 96 | 80 | 12 | 4 |
2426 | Well, she eventually got bored with the ball of yarn. | 1.2083 | 0.05112 | 96 | 80 | 12 | 4 |
2427 | MAN, I JIVE YOU NOT, THIS CAT’S DEFINITELY ON THE BALL | 1.2083 | 0.05322 | 96 | 81 | 10 | 5 |
2428 | Me next! | 1.2083 | 0.04663 | 96 | 78 | 16 | 2 |
2429 | She never enjoyed this game till I gave her the catnip to munch on. | 1.2083 | 0.04422 | 96 | 77 | 18 | 1 |
2430 | Missy, does the fanatical meowing mean go faster or higher? | 1.2083 | 0.04663 | 96 | 78 | 16 | 2 |
2431 | Old Fuzzy will never learn. He loves the ball, but hates the fall! | 1.2083 | 0.04663 | 96 | 78 | 16 | 2 |
2432 | 1,041, 1,042...we have the record, enough already! | 1.2055 | 0.05839 | 73 | 61 | 9 | 3 |
2433 | They call it -the new normal- | 1.2043 | 0.05198 | 93 | 78 | 11 | 4 |
2434 | We should gave her a glass too | 1.2043 | 0.04473 | 93 | 75 | 17 | 1 |
2435 | I don’t think she’s quite feline the water. | 1.2043 | 0.04727 | 93 | 76 | 15 | 2 |
2436 | This pool game has one winner and three losers | 1.2043 | 0.04473 | 93 | 75 | 17 | 1 |
2437 | The telekinesis lessons are really starting to pay off | 1.2043 | 0.04968 | 93 | 77 | 13 | 3 |
2438 | Ted and Mary’s sordid request that Sprinkles to fetch their fourth bottle of claret from the table quickly devolved into a frolic. | 1.2043 | 0.05418 | 93 | 79 | 9 | 5 |
2439 | What day of quarantine are we on again? | 1.2043 | 0.04473 | 93 | 75 | 17 | 1 |
2440 | that's it. I can't find happiness | 1.2043 | 0.04968 | 93 | 77 | 13 | 3 |
2441 | When did you say your mother is coming back? | 1.2043 | 0.04473 | 93 | 75 | 17 | 1 |
2442 | Guess who is not having a ball. | 1.2043 | 0.04727 | 93 | 76 | 15 | 2 |
2443 | Only eight more to go. | 1.2043 | 0.03916 | 93 | 78 | 13 | 2 |
2444 | What’s a guy gotta do to get noticed around here? | 1.2043 | 0.04473 | 93 | 75 | 17 | 1 |
2445 | Should I tell them it’s Monday | 1.2043 | 0.04968 | 93 | 77 | 13 | 3 |
2446 | Oh, how fun; what game is this?Cat-astrophe, I saw it on ESPN | 1.2043 | 0.04727 | 93 | 76 | 15 | 2 |
2447 | I did not think this through. | 1.2043 | 0.04204 | 93 | 74 | 19 | 0 |
2448 | at least someone's still on the ball | 1.2043 | 0.04727 | 93 | 76 | 15 | 2 |
2449 | I really hate this game! | 1.2043 | 0.01143 | 93 | 82 | 9 | 2 |
2450 | I hit the water and you’re both scratch cards | 1.2043 | 0.04968 | 93 | 77 | 13 | 3 |
2451 | Is it just me, or does everything feel heavier than usual? | 1.2043 | 0.04727 | 93 | 76 | 15 | 2 |
2452 | I feel alive again! | 1.2043 | 0.04968 | 93 | 77 | 13 | 3 |
2453 | The cat is having a ball | 1.2043 | 0.04727 | 93 | 76 | 15 | 2 |
2454 | so now I'm probably officially part of the family | 1.2043 | 0.04968 | 93 | 77 | 13 | 3 |
2455 | thats the farthest I can be from them theese days | 1.2043 | 0.04968 | 93 | 77 | 13 | 3 |
2456 | The ball will always be in my court | 1.2043 | 0.04473 | 93 | 75 | 17 | 1 |
2457 | People ruin everything... | 1.2043 | 0.04473 | 93 | 77 | 14 | 2 |
2458 | He likes to be close to us, but not too involved, it’s how he shows affection. | 1.2043 | 0.04968 | 93 | 77 | 13 | 3 |
2459 | if curiosity kills the cat, where will boredom find him? | 1.2043 | 0.04727 | 93 | 76 | 15 | 2 |
2460 | Ok, fine - I stand corrected, Jim. But you’re still sleeping on the couch | 1.2043 | 0.05418 | 93 | 79 | 9 | 5 |
2461 | Is it somehow possible to knock over their wine glasses as I land? | 1.2043 | 0.04968 | 93 | 77 | 13 | 3 |
2462 | When I said let’s play with the cat, this isn’t quite what I meant | 1.2043 | 0.04968 | 93 | 77 | 13 | 3 |
2463 | The perfectly timed "pre-catastrophy" snapshot. | 1.2043 | 0.04473 | 93 | 75 | 17 | 1 |
2464 | I wonder if the cat knows how drunk we got it. | 1.2043 | 0.04727 | 93 | 76 | 15 | 2 |
2465 | A full bottle of wine later, Gary is beginning to rethink his catball idea. | 1.2043 | 0.04968 | 93 | 77 | 13 | 3 |
2466 | I guess they are just playing with me | 1.2043 | 0.05418 | 93 | 79 | 9 | 5 |
2467 | How long is this TikTok? | 1.2043 | 0.04968 | 93 | 77 | 13 | 3 |
2468 | Social distancing isn’t working out for me | 1.2043 | 0.04727 | 93 | 76 | 15 | 2 |
2469 | *Cat-ch* | 1.2043 | 0.05198 | 93 | 78 | 11 | 4 |
2470 | Who’s having a ball? | 1.2043 | 0.04727 | 93 | 76 | 15 | 2 |
2471 | I call it Caterballing. | 1.2043 | 0.04473 | 93 | 75 | 17 | 1 |
2472 | It’s funner than it looks | 1.2043 | 0.04727 | 93 | 76 | 15 | 2 |
2473 | And I had such big plans for life nine... | 1.2043 | 0.04727 | 93 | 76 | 15 | 2 |
2474 | Prefers being thrown over drowning | 1.2043 | 0.04727 | 93 | 76 | 15 | 2 |
2475 | Happy now?! | 1.2043 | 0.04473 | 93 | 75 | 17 | 1 |
2476 | Please stop. | 1.2043 | 0.04968 | 93 | 77 | 13 | 3 |
2477 | I told you to keep your EYE on the ball! | 1.2043 | 0.04727 | 93 | 76 | 15 | 2 |
2478 | If I fits, I sits.” -Unknow | 1.2043 | 0.04727 | 93 | 76 | 15 | 2 |
2479 | Maybe we do need another kid | 1.2043 | 0.04968 | 93 | 77 | 13 | 3 |
2480 | Why did you humans declaw me? | 1.2043 | 0.05198 | 93 | 78 | 11 | 4 |
2481 | You trimmed her nails last week, right? | 1.2043 | 0.04727 | 93 | 76 | 15 | 2 |
2482 | Can’t believe after everything this year this is how I’ll lose my ninth life | 1.2043 | 0.04968 | 93 | 77 | 13 | 3 |
2483 | This wasn't exactly how the Cat envisioned his 2020 to go | 1.2043 | 0.05198 | 93 | 78 | 11 | 4 |
2484 | This is fun, nothing will burst our bubble. | 1.2043 | 0.01909 | 93 | 78 | 15 | 0 |
2485 | I told you we shouldn't bring her | 1.2043 | 0.05198 | 93 | 78 | 11 | 4 |
2486 | Did you hear a cat’s meow? | 1.2043 | 0.04473 | 93 | 75 | 17 | 1 |
2487 | I don’t think kitty is feline great | 1.2043 | 0.04968 | 93 | 77 | 13 | 3 |
2488 | He looks a bit catatonic! | 1.2043 | 0.04727 | 93 | 76 | 15 | 2 |
2489 | Kitty seems a little preoccupied today” | 1.2043 | 0.04968 | 93 | 77 | 13 | 3 |
2490 | Oh fuck, what the fuck is that cat doing up there? This is gonna be bad. Fuuuuuuuck. | 1.2043 | 0.04968 | 93 | 77 | 13 | 3 |
2491 | I think he's hungry. | 1.2043 | 0.04968 | 93 | 77 | 13 | 3 |
2492 | I guess Tibbles can't wait for lockdown to end. | 1.2043 | 0.04473 | 93 | 75 | 17 | 1 |
2493 | Who's my kitty now? | 1.2043 | 0.04727 | 93 | 76 | 15 | 2 |
2494 | Too much booze, I loose. | 1.2043 | 0.04727 | 93 | 76 | 15 | 2 |
2495 | I guess it doesn’t matter how much wine we drink, as long as Twibbles stays on the ball! | 1.2043 | 0.05198 | 93 | 78 | 11 | 4 |
2496 | Don’t judge me - I have abandonment issues. | 1.2043 | 0.04968 | 93 | 77 | 13 | 3 |
2497 | It's a new game! I call it cat-astrophe. | 1.2043 | 0.04727 | 93 | 76 | 15 | 2 |
2498 | If this doesn't work, we'll try the Prozac. | 1.2043 | 0.04727 | 93 | 76 | 15 | 2 |
2499 | Never thought throwing up a fur ball could be so much fun! | 1.2043 | 0.04473 | 93 | 75 | 17 | 1 |
2500 | Don’t drop it - there’s a rule against any heavy pet in | 1.2043 | 0.04727 | 93 | 76 | 15 | 2 |
2501 | I don't know about you, but this quarantine sure is checking all of my boxes! | 1.2043 | 0.04968 | 93 | 77 | 13 | 3 |
2502 | Ignore him. He's just a cat. | 1.2043 | 0.04727 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 2 |
2503 | Human-life never fails to disappoint me. | 1.2043 | 0.04968 | 93 | 77 | 13 | 3 |
2504 | It’s called cat-ch me if you can. | 1.2043 | 0.04968 | 93 | 77 | 13 | 3 |
2505 | The last one just bounced ! | 1.2043 | 0.05198 | 93 | 78 | 11 | 4 |
2506 | Only an idiot would surrender his dignity to this folly. | 1.2043 | 0.04204 | 93 | 74 | 19 | 0 |
2507 | Sometimes I think we should LET him get wet. | 1.2043 | 0.05198 | 93 | 78 | 11 | 4 |
2508 | Levitating a beach ball was nothing compared to Toonces' stare of indifference. | 1.2043 | 0.04968 | 93 | 77 | 13 | 3 |
2509 | Fig 3. Way to skin a cat #4325 | 1.2043 | 0.04968 | 93 | 77 | 13 | 3 |
2510 | 194 days until 2021 | 1.2043 | 0.04727 | 93 | 76 | 15 | 2 |
2511 | See, I told you fur balls were fun! | 1.2043 | 0.04968 | 93 | 77 | 13 | 3 |
2512 | As soon as he closes his eyes let it drop. | 1.2043 | 0.05198 | 93 | 78 | 11 | 4 |
2513 | Eliot would have loved you. | 1.2043 | 0.03763 | 93 | 76 | 15 | 1 |
2514 | He only has one life left. | 1.2043 | 0.05418 | 93 | 79 | 9 | 5 |
2515 | You know if she falls in your skin will be shredded, George. | 1.2043 | 0.04968 | 93 | 77 | 13 | 3 |
2516 | Is that all you could find to plug the ball? | 1.2043 | 0.04727 | 93 | 76 | 15 | 2 |
2517 | I think the baby will be able to balance on the ball soon. The cat hates it. | 1.2043 | 0.04727 | 93 | 76 | 15 | 2 |
2518 | Ole! Ole! | 1.2043 | 0.05198 | 93 | 78 | 11 | 4 |
2519 | The object of the game is to drink as much as possible. Everything else is an illusion. | 1.2043 | 0.04727 | 93 | 76 | 15 | 2 |
2520 | Either Boots' therapy has worked or he's gotten into the Chardonnay. | 1.2043 | 0.04968 | 93 | 77 | 13 | 3 |
2521 | Just another manic Monday in quarantine.. (or is it Sunday?) | 1.2043 | 0.04473 | 93 | 75 | 17 | 1 |
2522 | You're right dear, this cat is really on the ball. | 1.2043 | 0.04727 | 93 | 76 | 15 | 2 |
2523 | You don't want to know what happened to the dog. | 1.2043 | 0.05198 | 93 | 78 | 11 | 4 |
2524 | He's afraid of catching cat scratch fever. | 1.2043 | 0.04968 | 93 | 77 | 13 | 3 |
2525 | Kitty still curious? | 1.2043 | 0.04968 | 93 | 77 | 13 | 3 |
2526 | This is much more fun since we got him declawed. | 1.2043 | 0.04727 | 93 | 76 | 15 | 2 |
2527 | Like I said, she doesn’t play ball. | 1.2043 | 0.04727 | 93 | 76 | 15 | 2 |
2528 | Best adult swim EVER! | 1.2043 | 0.04968 | 93 | 77 | 13 | 3 |
2529 | We worship and are willing to die for the floating cat orb. | 1.2043 | 0.04968 | 93 | 77 | 13 | 3 |
2530 | Club 9-Lives includes pool drinks with every round of catastrophe! | 1.2043 | 0.04968 | 93 | 77 | 13 | 3 |
2531 | This time I hope he jumps on your head! | 1.2043 | 0.04062 | 93 | 76 | 16 | 1 |
2532 | Do they really think this will cure me of hair balls? | 1.2043 | 0.04727 | 93 | 76 | 15 | 2 |
2533 | I get to switch places with Tibby for the next round. | 1.2043 | 0.04727 | 93 | 76 | 15 | 2 |
2534 | I doubt seriously that we will be allowed to stop. | 1.2043 | 0.04727 | 93 | 76 | 15 | 2 |
2535 | Which of his lives is he using today? | 1.2043 | 0.05198 | 93 | 78 | 11 | 4 |
2536 | It's like playing "Hot Potato", but with claws. | 1.2043 | 0.04204 | 93 | 79 | 11 | 3 |
2537 | Bob, I’m tired and my glass is empty. I think we should just punt him to the other end and let him take his chances. | 1.2043 | 0.05198 | 93 | 78 | 11 | 4 |
2538 | Let's see what happens when we throw it the 10th time. | 1.2043 | 0.04968 | 93 | 77 | 13 | 3 |
2539 | Is it me or is this ball breaking wind? | 1.2043 | 0.05198 | 93 | 78 | 11 | 4 |
2540 | Don't worry, Jim. Everyone gets a turn. | 1.2043 | 0.04968 | 93 | 77 | 13 | 3 |
2541 | Don't worry, I trained her to retract her claws!" | 1.2043 | 0.04473 | 93 | 75 | 17 | 1 |
2542 | Oh look at Mr Biggles! Yes Linda I'm the cutest thing ever but I don't need to be the center of everything in your life. | 1.2043 | 0.05198 | 93 | 78 | 11 | 4 |
2543 | I swear to God, Stan, you have the weirdest fucking eye. | 1.2043 | 0.05630 | 93 | 80 | 7 | 6 |
2544 | The benefits of declawing your cat. | 1.2043 | 0.04727 | 93 | 76 | 15 | 2 |
2545 | He's really enjoying the upgrade! | 1.2043 | 0.04727 | 93 | 76 | 15 | 2 |
2546 | Don't worry Sprinkles, my online dating profile specifies 'must love cats'. | 1.2043 | 0.04473 | 93 | 75 | 17 | 1 |
2547 | Remember, the first person who gets the kitty wet, has to clean his litter box out all next week. | 1.2043 | 0.04602 | 93 | 78 | 12 | 3 |
2548 | cat on superposition | 1.2043 | 0.04204 | 93 | 74 | 19 | 0 |
2549 | He’d love his Instagram feed. | 1.2043 | 0.04473 | 93 | 75 | 17 | 1 |
2550 | That cat has always been,on the ball | 1.2043 | 0.04968 | 93 | 77 | 13 | 3 |
2551 | Do they really think the ball is this heavy? | 1.2043 | 0.04727 | 93 | 76 | 15 | 2 |
2552 | This is the first time he has ever played with one of his toys! | 1.2043 | 0.05418 | 93 | 79 | 9 | 5 |
2553 | Mr. Mittens was so bored with their games. Weren’t these people ever going to go back to work? he wondered. | 1.2043 | 0.04473 | 93 | 75 | 17 | 1 |
2554 | Quite the hair ball. | 1.2043 | 0.04727 | 93 | 76 | 15 | 2 |
2555 | Good thing you gave the cat a tonic. | 1.2043 | 0.04473 | 93 | 75 | 17 | 1 |
2556 | On three. | 1.2043 | 0.04968 | 93 | 77 | 13 | 3 |
2557 | And the cat's in the middle and on a silver ball With a boy and a woman drinking in the pool (Apologies to Cat Stevens) | 1.2043 | 0.05198 | 93 | 78 | 11 | 4 |
2558 | Lucky thing that we declawed him! | 1.2043 | 0.04968 | 93 | 77 | 13 | 3 |
2559 | My first marriage tanked because we couldn’t talk about the elephant in the room. | 1.2043 | 0.04968 | 93 | 77 | 13 | 3 |
2560 | I think the cat is hungry. | 1.2043 | 0.04968 | 93 | 77 | 13 | 3 |
2561 | I've heard this helps with trust issues. | 1.2043 | 0.04473 | 93 | 75 | 17 | 1 |
2562 | PussyBall Warmup | 1.2043 | 0.04968 | 93 | 77 | 13 | 3 |
2563 | *screams internally* | 1.2043 | 0.04968 | 93 | 77 | 13 | 3 |
2564 | It's not that our Darwin is unflappable, he just knows that we know what he'd do to us if we drop him in. | 1.2043 | 0.04968 | 93 | 77 | 13 | 3 |
2565 | Well, for once, it's a good thing I'm declawed. | 1.2043 | 0.04968 | 93 | 77 | 13 | 3 |
2566 | He hates this. | 1.2043 | 0.04727 | 93 | 76 | 15 | 2 |
2567 | After this...largest hair ball ever ... on their pillows! | 1.2043 | 0.04727 | 93 | 76 | 15 | 2 |
2568 | Oh! the cat is not sober either. | 1.2043 | 0.05198 | 93 | 78 | 11 | 4 |
2569 | Remember, she doesn’t like getting wet | 1.2043 | 0.04968 | 93 | 77 | 13 | 3 |
2570 | I liked it better when we played Cat’s Cradle. | 1.2043 | 0.04727 | 93 | 76 | 15 | 2 |
2571 | Do you shave your armpits too, when you go to the pool? | 1.2043 | 0.04968 | 93 | 77 | 13 | 3 |
2572 | He loves to play with balls! | 1.2043 | 0.04968 | 93 | 77 | 13 | 3 |
2573 | At least he's no longer clawing your scalp. | 1.2043 | 0.04968 | 93 | 77 | 13 | 3 |
2574 | She’ll dig her claws in any minute now. | 1.2043 | 0.04727 | 93 | 76 | 15 | 2 |
2575 | Stan, more cat, less wine. | 1.2043 | 0.04727 | 93 | 76 | 15 | 2 |
2576 | Astronautical Engineers on vacation: “I bet he lands on his feet.” | 1.2043 | 0.05198 | 93 | 78 | 11 | 4 |
2577 | He's just about unleashing his inner puppy. | 1.2043 | 0.04727 | 93 | 76 | 15 | 2 |
2578 | Cat plays Ninth Life card. | 1.2043 | 0.05198 | 93 | 78 | 11 | 4 |
2579 | ‘If he falls he’ll blame you.’ | 1.2043 | 0.05198 | 93 | 78 | 11 | 4 |
2580 | We'll get a rescue dog next. | 1.2043 | 0.04473 | 93 | 75 | 17 | 1 |
2581 | Don’t ever tell me again that cat sitters are too expensive. | 1.2043 | 0.05198 | 93 | 78 | 11 | 4 |
2582 | Combining elements of Tennessee Williams and T.S. Eliot, I think, 'Cat on a Hot Beach Ball' -a searing, musical dramatization of sexually ambiguous feline, domestic life- would cover a lot of demographic bases! | 1.2043 | 0.05198 | 93 | 78 | 11 | 4 |
2583 | This works much nicer than the porcupine | 1.2043 | 0.04727 | 93 | 76 | 15 | 2 |
2584 | He’s so much more fun since he was declawed. | 1.2043 | 0.04727 | 93 | 76 | 15 | 2 |
2585 | Not the big Ball of Yarn Binky was banking on- when she wanted in on the game | 1.2043 | 0.05198 | 93 | 78 | 11 | 4 |
2586 | I’m not sure these 9 lives are worth it. | 1.2041 | 0.04342 | 98 | 80 | 14 | 2 |
2587 | Disgusting, i don’t want to lance this cats giant hemorrhoid! You take him!” “No, you take him! | 1.2025 | 0.05804 | 79 | 67 | 8 | 4 |
2588 | Let's stop for a meowtini before Clawdia gets hiss-terical. | 1.2021 | 0.04430 | 94 | 76 | 17 | 1 |
2589 | these humans think drinking Chardonnay in the pool is exercise” @salsavirdi6 @kerry_cotte | 1.2000 | 0.05288 | 90 | 76 | 10 | 4 |
2590 | Just leave him there. This is the most interaction we've had with the cat in months. | 1.2000 | 0.04240 | 90 | 72 | 18 | 0 |
2591 | See, I told you he'd love it. | 1.2000 | 0.04793 | 90 | 74 | 14 | 2 |
2592 | At least cat flights are back to normal | 1.2000 | 0.04793 | 90 | 74 | 14 | 2 |
2593 | Welp...2020 has just been a ball. | 1.2000 | 0.04240 | 90 | 72 | 18 | 0 |
2594 | With movie theaters still closed, Joyce and Harold were getting increasingly creative ideas for “date night” | 1.2000 | 0.04661 | 90 | 76 | 11 | 3 |
2595 | Current mood right now. | 1.2000 | 0.04240 | 90 | 74 | 15 | 1 |
2596 | Babe, I think Lucy has become a bit too clingy. | 1.2000 | 0.04793 | 90 | 74 | 14 | 2 |
2597 | Tyger tyger burning bright, jumping high with quivering fright | 1.2000 | 0.04793 | 90 | 74 | 14 | 2 |
2598 | This is a strange way to settle custody... | 1.2000 | 0.04793 | 90 | 74 | 14 | 2 |
2599 | I forget when it changed to me wanting a ball to becoming one. | 1.2000 | 0.04793 | 90 | 74 | 14 | 2 |
2600 | See? Mr Pickles is totally a baller. | 1.2000 | 0.04793 | 90 | 74 | 14 | 2 |
2601 | Don't worry about him, he just doesn't like me spending time with other men | 1.2000 | 0.04793 | 90 | 74 | 14 | 2 |
2602 | Nine lives would be fun they said. | 1.2000 | 0.05288 | 90 | 76 | 10 | 4 |
2603 | That's the whole trouble. You can't ever find a place that's nice and peaceful, because there isn't any | 1.2000 | 0.04793 | 90 | 74 | 14 | 2 |
2604 | Curiosity killed the cat | 1.2000 | 0.04793 | 90 | 74 | 14 | 2 |
2605 | Funny how this is easier than all our other problems | 1.2000 | 0.04793 | 90 | 74 | 14 | 2 |
2606 | I told you you'd have a blast coming over and playing with it | 1.2000 | 0.04240 | 90 | 72 | 18 | 0 |
2607 | Whatch out the glasses, humans. Please | 1.2000 | 0.05288 | 90 | 76 | 10 | 4 |
2608 | It’s time to talk about both of your drinking problems” - ca | 1.2000 | 0.03773 | 90 | 78 | 9 | 3 |
2609 | Marco discovering the hard way why the kids got to name him. | 1.2000 | 0.05047 | 90 | 75 | 12 | 3 |
2610 | I am trying to introduce her to Kierkegaard's Concept of Anxiety so she could relate to us more easily. | 1.2000 | 0.04793 | 90 | 74 | 14 | 2 |
2611 | Couldn’t you go back to bouncing ping pong balls in a cup? | 1.2000 | 0.05047 | 90 | 75 | 12 | 3 |
2612 | Wife: Hun be careful, he only has one life left. Husband: Well it’s about time there’s some equality around here. | 1.2000 | 0.04793 | 90 | 74 | 14 | 2 |
2613 | Cat: I miss good old pandemic days.. | 1.2000 | 0.04793 | 90 | 74 | 14 | 2 |
2614 | : “I don’t think this will make the cat enjoy bathing more, Martin” | 1.2000 | 0.04525 | 90 | 73 | 16 | 1 |
2615 | I never should have agreed to chaperone their date. | 1.2000 | 0.04793 | 90 | 74 | 14 | 2 |
2616 | Can't believe that it's summer already | 1.2000 | 0.04793 | 90 | 74 | 14 | 2 |
2617 | The war can’t last forever” “right” | 1.2000 | 0.04525 | 90 | 73 | 16 | 1 |
2618 | Look, we adopted a black cat — should we really feel that guilty about our white privilege? | 1.2000 | 0.04525 | 90 | 73 | 16 | 1 |
2619 | I guess this is new normal #2020 | 1.2000 | 0.04793 | 90 | 74 | 14 | 2 |
2620 | I’ve said the safe word three times now... | 1.2000 | 0.05288 | 90 | 76 | 10 | 4 |
2621 | well this will be using up one of her nine lives | 1.2000 | 0.04793 | 90 | 74 | 14 | 2 |
2622 | 'We'll connect!' you said. 'We'll bond!' you said. Well? | 1.2000 | 0.04525 | 90 | 73 | 16 | 1 |
2623 | Cats get high Too. | 1.2000 | 0.05047 | 90 | 75 | 12 | 3 |
2624 | Quarantine day 97, cat viral video 285! | 1.2000 | 0.05047 | 90 | 75 | 12 | 3 |
2625 | 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 ... N i n e. YIKES! | 1.2000 | 0.04793 | 90 | 74 | 14 | 2 |
2626 | Resistance was futile. Karen and Todd were resolute in their committment to Cats Lives Matter. | 1.2000 | 0.04793 | 90 | 74 | 14 | 2 |
2627 | White people always think they can do whatever they want to whatever black being they see. | 1.2000 | 0.05288 | 90 | 76 | 10 | 4 |
2628 | ...If this is your idea of havin’ a ball, I’m goin’ for a nap! | 1.2000 | 0.04525 | 90 | 73 | 16 | 1 |
2629 | Why is this none-sense part of my play time? | 1.2000 | 0.04385 | 90 | 75 | 13 | 2 |
2630 | Something clever (with a reference to politics). | 1.2000 | 0.04793 | 90 | 74 | 14 | 2 |
2631 | I think we gave Jiggles too much catnip again” | 1.2000 | 0.05047 | 90 | 75 | 12 | 3 |
2632 | Harold, I told you we should have had him neutered. Now look at him! | 1.2000 | 0.05047 | 90 | 75 | 12 | 3 |
2633 | In that moment, high above the raging chlorine sea, Mr. Whiskers realized it was not enough to get his humans outside. He would have to distance them...for good. | 1.2000 | 0.04793 | 90 | 74 | 14 | 2 |
2634 | The quarantine has had a cat-astrophic impact on me. I tried to pool-itely ask my humans to stop. | 1.2000 | 0.04525 | 90 | 73 | 16 | 1 |
2635 | It’s time to try defying gravity | 1.2000 | 0.03773 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 1 |
2636 | Cat me if you can | 1.2000 | 0.04793 | 90 | 74 | 14 | 2 |
2637 | Black cats of Instagram watch out! | 1.2000 | 0.04793 | 90 | 74 | 14 | 2 |
2638 | What’s for dinner? | 1.2000 | 0.04525 | 90 | 73 | 16 | 1 |
2639 | Let’s have kids! | 1.2000 | 0.05047 | 90 | 75 | 12 | 3 |
2640 | And you wanted to get him neutered | 1.2000 | 0.05047 | 90 | 75 | 12 | 3 |
2641 | And so Mittens endured another of Jan and Peter’s quarantine phases. This one: cat pong. | 1.2000 | 0.04525 | 90 | 73 | 16 | 1 |
2642 | Put on masks and get a dog...I only have one life left and this is not how I envisioned it ending. | 1.2000 | 0.05047 | 90 | 75 | 12 | 3 |
2643 | Karen, are you sure this is what they meant when they said to elevate black lives? | 1.2000 | 0.04793 | 90 | 74 | 14 | 2 |
2644 | I'm guessing, this too shall pass. | 1.2000 | 0.05288 | 90 | 76 | 10 | 4 |
2645 | this is what you people do for fun? | 1.2000 | 0.05288 | 90 | 76 | 10 | 4 |
2646 | Fair game | 1.2000 | 0.05288 | 90 | 76 | 10 | 4 |
2647 | When you said ‘to check out my fur-ball’ I almost didn’t come over | 1.2000 | 0.04793 | 90 | 74 | 14 | 2 |
2648 | It was at that moment that Sir Boots realized no god or king would save him. He, like Christ, was alone. | 1.2000 | 0.05047 | 90 | 75 | 12 | 3 |
2649 | He doesn't seem to mind it | 1.2000 | 0.04240 | 90 | 72 | 18 | 0 |
2650 | Do you have any idea, how I insecure I feel sitting right up there | 1.2000 | 0.04793 | 90 | 74 | 14 | 2 |
2651 | Now I know what the ball@of string feels like. | 1.2000 | 0.05519 | 90 | 77 | 8 | 5 |
2652 | My humans have been hanging around for way too long. | 1.2000 | 0.04793 | 90 | 74 | 14 | 2 |
2653 | Now that the cat is out of the bag, we’re not sure where to put it | 1.2000 | 0.04525 | 90 | 73 | 16 | 1 |
2654 | The package said cat included... | 1.2000 | 0.04793 | 90 | 74 | 14 | 2 |
2655 | We got some eyes on the ball...and also the rest of the cat | 1.2000 | 0.05047 | 90 | 75 | 12 | 3 |
2656 | You'll know when he gets tired. He'll claw both our jugulars. | 1.2000 | 0.05047 | 90 | 75 | 12 | 3 |
2657 | Starting immersion therapy in three, two, one... | 1.2000 | 0.05047 | 90 | 75 | 12 | 3 |
2658 | I tricked him. He thought I meant “ball of string”.” | 1.2000 | 0.04793 | 90 | 74 | 14 | 2 |
2659 | It's OK, he still has 7 left. | 1.2000 | 0.04240 | 90 | 72 | 18 | 0 |
2660 | It is getting harder to find ways to entertain the cat | 1.2000 | 0.04793 | 90 | 74 | 14 | 2 |
2661 | Oh, the games we have to play to get this cat to take a bath. | 1.2000 | 0.04793 | 90 | 74 | 14 | 2 |
2662 | He prefers to do this on his bowling ball. | 1.2000 | 0.05047 | 90 | 75 | 12 | 3 |
2663 | Aren't you glad we got a cat , and not a dog. They'll do anything to stay out of the water. | 1.2000 | 0.05519 | 90 | 77 | 8 | 5 |
2664 | If he gets wet, we both lose. | 1.2000 | 0.04525 | 90 | 73 | 16 | 1 |
2665 | For Fluffy’s sake, we’ve got to do better than the last eight tries. | 1.2000 | 0.04793 | 90 | 74 | 14 | 2 |
2666 | It's a trade-off. I pretend to be interested in the laser pen, and they do whatever I want." | 1.2000 | 0.05741 | 90 | 78 | 6 | 6 |
2667 | Oh, When will the circus mice arrive? | 1.2000 | 0.04793 | 90 | 74 | 14 | 2 |
2668 | We can play all day . . . cats have nine lives. | 1.2000 | 0.04525 | 90 | 73 | 16 | 1 |
2669 | I hope no one minds that we aren’t wearing masks! | 1.2000 | 0.05047 | 90 | 75 | 12 | 3 |
2670 | Cats ruin everything. | 1.2000 | 0.04793 | 90 | 74 | 14 | 2 |
2671 | Loser gets their eyes clawed out! | 1.2000 | 0.04793 | 90 | 74 | 14 | 2 |
2672 | This cat’s really on the ball.” | 1.2000 | 0.05047 | 90 | 75 | 12 | 3 |
2673 | If it goes viral, it won't be because we finally got the lighting right. | 1.2000 | 0.04525 | 90 | 73 | 16 | 1 |
2674 | Now aren't you glad we declawed you? | 1.2000 | 0.04525 | 90 | 73 | 16 | 1 |
2675 | I knew we should not have let the cat out of the bag this morning. . . | 1.2000 | 0.04793 | 90 | 74 | 14 | 2 |
2676 | Well,it's better than the time we played soccer with him. | 1.2000 | 0.04793 | 90 | 74 | 14 | 2 |
2677 | So much for social distancing | 1.2000 | 0.04793 | 90 | 74 | 14 | 2 |
2678 | I am so happy she came with the no claws clause | 1.2000 | 0.05047 | 90 | 75 | 12 | 3 |
2679 | I told you he was a seal point! | 1.2000 | 0.04240 | 90 | 72 | 18 | 0 |
2680 | Declawed. And look at what he still can do. | 1.2000 | 0.04793 | 90 | 74 | 14 | 2 |
2681 | A little chlorinated water never hurt anyone. | 1.2000 | 0.04525 | 90 | 73 | 16 | 1 |
2682 | I guess I'm more of a dog person." Andy Mathieson, Los Angeles, C | 1.2000 | 0.04240 | 90 | 72 | 18 | 0 |
2683 | This is why I'm a cat person. | 1.2000 | 0.05519 | 90 | 77 | 8 | 5 |
2684 | Co-dependent? Definitely.” | 1.2000 | 0.05047 | 90 | 75 | 12 | 3 |
2685 | The humans think this is a game. Buffy wonders if they have considered the ultimate price they will pay should they lose. | 1.2000 | 0.05288 | 90 | 76 | 10 | 4 |
2686 | The force is strong with you. | 1.2000 | 0.05047 | 90 | 75 | 12 | 3 |
2687 | should we give the cat a tonic? | 1.2000 | 0.04793 | 90 | 74 | 14 | 2 |
2688 | Look honey, that's where the cat went" | 1.2000 | 0.04793 | 90 | 74 | 14 | 2 |
2689 | Behold, the furball! | 1.2000 | 0.04793 | 90 | 74 | 14 | 2 |
2690 | And that's after three martinis! | 1.2000 | 0.04525 | 90 | 73 | 16 | 1 |
2691 | You heard the therapist, this is good for him. | 1.2000 | 0.04525 | 90 | 73 | 16 | 1 |
2692 | I'm not sure that putting catnip inside the ball was such a good idea. | 1.2000 | 0.04240 | 90 | 72 | 18 | 0 |
2693 | Do you think THIS will go viral? | 1.2000 | 0.04793 | 90 | 74 | 14 | 2 |
2694 | And you said cats don’t like to play!!! | 1.2000 | 0.04793 | 90 | 74 | 14 | 2 |
2695 | Who said cats hate water? | 1.2000 | 0.05288 | 90 | 76 | 10 | 4 |
2696 | She likes to stay on top of things. | 1.2000 | 0.04240 | 90 | 72 | 18 | 0 |
2697 | Keep going. It’ll burst eventually. | 1.2000 | 0.04793 | 90 | 74 | 14 | 2 |
2698 | Don't blame Mouser, he only punctured the last beach ball because you made him tip. | 1.2000 | 0.05047 | 90 | 75 | 12 | 3 |
2699 | Darling, have you noticed that Pussy seems to be way more balanced than we are | 1.2000 | 0.05047 | 90 | 75 | 12 | 3 |
2700 | How can this not lead to YouTube gold? | 1.2000 | 0.04525 | 90 | 73 | 16 | 1 |
2701 | Maybe now he won’t come back | 1.2000 | 0.05047 | 90 | 75 | 12 | 3 |
2702 | So much lighter than the Roomba! | 1.2000 | 0.04793 | 90 | 74 | 14 | 2 |
2703 | He's a pool party animal. | 1.2000 | 0.05047 | 90 | 75 | 12 | 3 |
2704 | Honestly Trevor, you’re just imagining it! | 1.2000 | 0.05047 | 90 | 75 | 12 | 3 |
2705 | Yeah, I’m a Love-Me, Love-My-Beach-Ball-Perching-Cat kinda gal! | 1.2000 | 0.05047 | 90 | 75 | 12 | 3 |
2706 | Just another friendly game of don't drown the cat. | 1.2000 | 0.04793 | 90 | 74 | 14 | 2 |
2707 | It's OK, he's declawed. | 1.2000 | 0.04240 | 90 | 72 | 18 | 0 |
2708 | See,Clementine? Isn’t this more fun than catnip and Netflix? | 1.2000 | 0.05047 | 90 | 75 | 12 | 3 |
2709 | Tigger becomes quite the little acrobat after she’s had a few drinks. | 1.2000 | 0.05288 | 90 | 76 | 10 | 4 |
2710 | Let's call it "Hairball"! | 1.2000 | 0.05047 | 90 | 75 | 12 | 3 |
2711 | She'll scratch if we drop the ball | 1.2000 | 0.05047 | 90 | 75 | 12 | 3 |
2712 | Yup - it is possible for Sir Fluffybutt to despise us even more! | 1.2000 | 0.04525 | 90 | 73 | 16 | 1 |
2713 | Okay, that was eight. | 1.2000 | 0.04793 | 90 | 74 | 14 | 2 |
2714 | I know. Let's see if Felix can swim. | 1.2000 | 0.05047 | 90 | 75 | 12 | 3 |
2715 | What did we do before we had to stay inside? | 1.2000 | 0.04525 | 90 | 73 | 16 | 1 |
2716 | Yep, no net. | 1.2000 | 0.04525 | 90 | 73 | 16 | 1 |
2717 | Ah, that's "Fish gotta swim," folks | 1.2000 | 0.04525 | 90 | 73 | 16 | 1 |
2718 | It's even more fun without the ball! | 1.2000 | 0.04525 | 90 | 73 | 16 | 1 |
2719 | Wait 'til you see him juggle fire. | 1.2000 | 0.05519 | 90 | 77 | 8 | 5 |
2720 | He’ll do anything to avoid a bath. | 1.2000 | 0.04793 | 90 | 74 | 14 | 2 |
2721 | This is the height of ridiculousness! | 1.2000 | 0.04793 | 90 | 74 | 14 | 2 |
2722 | I cancelled a date to go to Las Vegas for this. | 1.2000 | 0.02344 | 90 | 77 | 12 | 1 |
2723 | Maybe one day he'll join in. | 1.2000 | 0.04793 | 90 | 74 | 14 | 2 |
2724 | You've gotta call it in the air! | 1.2000 | 0.05519 | 90 | 77 | 8 | 5 |
2725 | Why is this ball acting so darn stubborn? | 1.2000 | 0.05047 | 90 | 75 | 12 | 3 |
2726 | Just four more drownings to go. | 1.2000 | 0.05047 | 90 | 75 | 12 | 3 |
2727 | I just knew he'd love the kitty pool. | 1.2000 | 0.04793 | 90 | 74 | 14 | 2 |
2728 | Hang on ten more volleys and we have a real chance at a viral video. | 1.2000 | 0.05047 | 90 | 75 | 12 | 3 |
2729 | I had her last week. | 1.2000 | 0.05519 | 90 | 77 | 8 | 5 |
2730 | I wonder what the common folk are doing these days. | 1.2000 | 0.05047 | 90 | 75 | 12 | 3 |
2731 | just another day at the Kittycat Meme Lab | 1.2000 | 0.04793 | 90 | 74 | 14 | 2 |
2732 | I'd say marriage counseling was an excellent choice! | 1.2000 | 0.05288 | 90 | 76 | 10 | 4 |
2733 | Well, if they don’t spit when they talk and I don’t drown, my odd are 50/50 I make it to dinner. | 1.2000 | 0.04793 | 90 | 74 | 14 | 2 |
2734 | I just had an idea of how to let Fluffy know that she is not the alpha member of our home." | 1.2000 | 0.04385 | 90 | 75 | 13 | 2 |
2735 |