Contest #713


Cartoon

713

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “I found something serious under the hood.”
  2. “Who’s the clown in the suit?”
  3. “Looks like one of them has bad timing.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2020-06-14T20:09:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2020-06-28T20:10:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2020-06-22T20:10:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued June 29, 2020
Number of captions 9472
Number of responses 1059045
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 ...there's yer problem! ya gotta short circus! 2.1765 0.00781 9813 2239 3611 3963
1 Is it wise for the entire presidential administration to ride in one car? 2.1062 0.00891 8541 2497 2647 3397
2 On your way to the Republican National Convention, I see. 2.0276 0.00806 10540 3476 3307 3757
3 No wonder it pulls to the right. 1.9970 0.00905 8073 2693 2720 2660
4 We had to replace one of the clowns with a politician, but you shouldn't see much of a difference in the ride. 1.9951 0.00869 8417 2700 3063 2654
5 I think we’ve found the source of the funny noises 1.9735 0.01147 4421 1346 1846 1229
6 I'd say your problem is this dipstick. 1.9701 0.00881 8158 2719 2969 2470
7 Well, there’s your problem, we’ll need to change attire. 1.9524 0.00819 9258 3116 3474 2668
8 You'll go faster if I remove the Governor.... 1.9407 0.01840 1821 618 693 510
9 Who's the clown in the suit? 1.9357 0.01068 5362 1833 2049 1480
10 The parts are cheap, but getting rid of the lawyer is going to cost you. 1.9275 0.01093 5294 1887 1908 1499
11 No, I said we fix ‘town’ cars. 1.9069 0.01113 4735 1630 1916 1189
12 You say it's been sounding funny? 1.8907 0.00801 8919 3101 3699 2119
13 Doesn't look too serious. 1.8881 0.01511 2681 987 1007 687
14 Looks like you tripped a circus breaker 1.8779 0.01590 2375 875 915 585
15 I found something serious under the hood. 1.8701 0.00890 7469 2774 2900 1795
16 That's what you get for driving a shtick. 1.8595 0.00920 7566 3036 2561 1969
17 I can order a new clown for five-hundred or slap a wig and a nose on this one for half. 1.8481 0.01331 3305 1256 1295 754
18 TOWN car, Bill. I suggested you buy a TOWN car. 1.8450 0.00900 7523 2982 2735 1806
19 Well there’s your problem— some clown installed the wrong part. 1.8239 0.01703 1971 767 784 420
20 Beats me--we swap out clowns and politicians all the time, never had a problem." 1.8213 0.01264 3946 1660 1331 955
21 Looks like one of them has bad timing. 1.8202 0.00927 6648 2607 2631 1410
22 I only had a straight man in stock, but that should get you back on the road. 1.8177 0.01154 4148 1604 1703 841
23 Looks like it might be a faulty circus breaker 1.7754 0.01105 4662 1977 1763 922
24 The engine keeps making a 'Knock, Knock, who's there?' sound. 1.7646 0.01304 3603 1627 1197 779
25 Ha! I knew it. They didn’t use genuine clown parts. 1.7546 0.01256 3497 1509 1342 646
26 There's your problem. One of your clowns has sprung a geek. 1.7386 0.01613 2360 1113 751 496
27 Elect a clown, expect a circus. 1.7373 0.01489 2859 1380 850 629
28 I just need to loosen this one up a little bit. 1.7269 0.01310 3091 1357 1221 513
29 It's a hybrid all right.” 1.7267 0.01537 2316 1036 877 403
30 President Trump, your new Cabinet Members have finally arrived. 1.7257 0.02367 1134 558 329 247
31 You’re good to go, the knocking sound was the Jehovah’s Witness. 1.7235 0.01304 3855 1945 1032 878
32 I figured out what's not making a funny noise. 1.7185 0.01418 2806 1307 988 511
33 Okay, I think I see the problem, and it looks serious. 1.7160 0.02397 926 415 359 152
34 One of your nuts is defective. 1.7082 0.01245 3660 1728 1272 660
35 I think I know why it’s pulling to the right. 1.7055 0.01319 3307 1582 1117 608
36 Nothing a little powder and a red rubber nose won't fix. 1.7006 0.01302 3180 1476 1180 524
37 This kind of thing just makes you wish that Car Talk was still around. 1.7006 0.01765 1987 1001 580 406
38 The engine in this thing is a joke. 1.7003 0.01404 2766 1309 986 471
39 I can tell you where the funny noise is NOT coming from. 1.6981 0.01292 3259 1527 1189 543
40 Should be OK now, I replaced the slapstick with a governor I had lying around. 1.6966 0.01664 2106 1030 685 391
41 What clown fixed this the last time? 1.6912 0.01343 3096 1490 1072 534
42 I see your problem. It’s serious. 1.6772 0.01685 1958 962 666 330
43 I think it’s time to replace your circus breaker. 1.6750 0.01432 2735 1356 912 467
44 How long has the check grease paint light been on? 1.6701 0.01639 2131 1077 680 374
45 I see why your jokes are backfiring. 1.6677 0.01707 1866 920 646 300
46 Well Mr. President, I see that your re-election caravan is all packed and ready to go. 1.6675 0.01575 2421 1273 688 460
47 Well here’s your problem. You’re down a clown. 1.6671 0.01930 1394 671 516 207
48 Well, that explains the whining. 1.6651 0.02062 1272 628 442 202
49 I think we've found your engine problem, and it's not funny 1.6620 0.02101 1225 608 423 194
50 I see the problem. One of your clowns is ill-suited. 1.6596 0.01694 1845 909 655 281
51 Which one of you is the President of the United States? 1.6523 0.01695 2209 1218 541 450
52 Looks like you need a toon up. 1.6522 0.02405 966 496 310 160
53 We don’t work on hybrids 1.6419 0.01676 1846 927 653 266
54 It appears to be human error. 1.6419 0.01784 1846 998 515 333
55 We see this a lot with the older Clown Victorias. 1.6402 0.01792 1712 889 550 273
56 I'm afraid this voids your warranty. The owner's manual tells you not to put any regular in this car. 1.6383 0.02198 1045 521 381 143
57 There's your problem--the spoiler goes in the back, not the front. 1.6377 0.02469 853 432 298 123
58 You’re gonna need a toon-up. 1.6366 0.01765 1695 867 577 251
59 Clowns to the left of me, joker on the right. 1.6362 0.01802 1751 932 524 295
60 White House Field Trip 1.6327 0.02296 1130 620 305 205
61 Yup, it's the right wingnut that causing all the trouble. 1.6316 0.01928 1561 846 444 271
62 ´Well that explains the funny noises’ 1.6260 0.01805 1540 784 549 207
63 Sometimes I wonder what those clowns in Detroit were thinking. 1.6242 0.01939 1469 785 451 233
64 Sorry, we don’t work on hybrids. 1.6217 0.01888 1430 737 497 196
65 You say your car HASN'T been acting funny? 1.6198 0.01936 1315 669 477 169
66 Just refill the squirt guns and rotate the clowns. 1.6198 0.01947 1407 746 451 210
67 I can put makeup on him but it's probably best to replace all four. 1.6176 0.01933 1394 731 465 198
68 The lawyer should be in the trunk. 1.6170 0.02084 1261 679 386 196
69 Buddy, you got a square peg in a clown hole. 1.6156 0.02028 1306 705 402 199
70 I see the problem. One of the heads needs to be replaced. 1.6122 0.02160 1119 593 367 159
71 I'm afraid your car is on its last laugh. 1.6104 0.02210 1055 557 352 146
72 See, this one here is screwed in too tightly. 1.6053 0.02284 940 489 333 118
73 The main problem is that you don't have an engine. 1.6048 0.03832 420 245 96 79
74 On the way to Mar-a-Lago, I see. 1.6018 0.02427 1012 583 249 180
75 That straight guy is messing up your timing. 1.6010 0.02234 1050 568 333 149
76 Here's your problem. They installed an accountant. 1.6002 0.02194 1093 593 344 156
77 Found the problem and it's serious. 1.5991 0.02226 1080 592 329 159
78 I've got a wig in the back, but I'll have to order the nose. 1.5984 0.02267 1016 551 322 143
79 Well, there’s your problem! You can’t replace a real clown with a member of Congress. 1.5972 0.02290 1065 598 298 169
80 You’re only laughing on three cylinders 1.5964 0.02251 1011 547 326 138
81 Mr. trump, your children are here. 1.5931 0.02469 988 580 230 178
82 Your fluid levels are fine. It's your slapstick that needs work. 1.5927 0.02272 992 538 320 134
83 It’s nothing that a red nose and an orange wig can’t fix. 1.5927 0.02321 982 541 300 141
84 Clowns to the left, jokers to the right, here you are stuck in the middle with Steve. 1.5912 0.02506 888 503 245 140
85 Wait... Who's this clown? 1.5911 0.02315 961 524 306 131
86 This is what happens when you don’t buy genuine clown parts. 1.5881 0.02395 925 514 278 133
87 We're carpooling to the Trump rally. 1.5880 0.02499 932 542 232 158
88 It looks serious - it's probably the tie, Rod." 1.5856 0.03085 555 309 167 79
89 I think your only firing on three clowns. 1.5853 0.02392 897 493 283 121
90 Just as I suspected. You’ve got a crank in your clown case. 1.5834 0.02576 845 486 225 134
91 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the 2024 presidential debates. You will each have two minutes for an opening statement. The format will be balloon animals, mimes, and creepy jokes. 1.5829 0.02636 868 518 194 156
92 Looks like someone installed an aftermarket Bozo. 1.5825 0.02434 867 479 271 117
93 The check clown light came on. 1.5809 0.02474 859 481 257 121
94 The fool injection is a little off. 1.5775 0.02598 755 424 230 101
95 We figured out where the funny noise is coming from. 1.5773 0.02586 821 472 224 125
96 Don’t bother; they’re here. 1.5761 0.02687 802 474 194 134
97 I told you my car was making funny noises. 1.5761 0.02495 802 442 258 102
98 Once a head throws a wig, you're better off replacing them all. 1.5753 0.02676 784 457 203 124
99 Define “running funny.” 1.5750 0.02610 793 454 222 117
100 I think its the tie, Rod. 1.5734 0.02618 783 448 221 114
101 Fool Injected I see. 1.5695 0.02727 748 438 194 116
102 Any bozo could fix this issue 1.5675 0.03113 548 315 155 78
103 Taking over his Dad’s garage, Steve knew he had big shoes to fill. 1.5667 0.02712 720 414 204 102
104 Not to worry. It's nothing a wig, a rubber nose, and a funny hat can't fix. 1.5638 0.04223 282 159 87 36
105 You're gonna need a new one but a wig and some makeup should get you home. 1.5620 0.02704 685 387 211 87
106 Let’s run it up on the rack and see whose feet aren’t moving. 1.5612 0.02806 670 388 188 94
107 On your way to the Republican convention? 1.5591 0.02823 660 383 185 92
108 Sir, I think you're in the wrong car. This one seems to be headed for D.C. 1.5588 0.02807 655 377 190 88
109 Well, now we know where those funny noises were coming from. 1.5564 0.02946 541 300 181 60
110 Huh. I think I see why your car has only been acting a "little" funny. 1.5556 0.02666 639 350 223 66
111 Your turn is over Mr. Pence. The big guy wants to ride around with the Cabinet for awhile. 1.5556 0.03119 630 395 120 115
112 C'mon Frank, stop clowning around. Give the man his seat back. 1.5536 0.02952 616 364 163 89
113 It's nothing serious. 1.5534 0.02900 618 360 174 84
114 How did you know it was a government car? 1.5532 0.03307 479 280 133 66
115 Here's your culprit. This fourth cylinder's a square. 1.5528 0.02809 615 348 194 73
116 It’s your comic timing belt 1.5512 0.02879 606 349 180 77
117 Get in. We’re making America great again. 1.5502 0.02975 598 353 161 84
118 It's more serious than I thought. 1.5498 0.02951 602 354 165 83
119 You know you really shouldn't put regular in this car. 1.5482 0.02925 591 343 172 76
120 Oh, I’m sorry, this one’s bad. Once they turn into investment bankers we can’t save them 1.5479 0.02942 584 339 170 75
121 I'm afraid you have a geek in your fool line. 1.5470 0.03101 574 347 140 87
122 So, is this an automatic or a shtick shift? 1.5462 0.03015 573 338 157 78
123 I tuned up ya rodeo clown, ya mime clown, and ya circus clown. But ya congressman needs replacin'. 1.5448 0.03114 547 326 144 77
124 First, we need to send out the clowns. 1.5445 0.03061 562 334 150 78
125 $2000 to fix it? Do I look like some sort of Bozo to you? 1.5426 0.03022 551 322 159 70
126 We can do a diagnostic, but I'm telling you right now that you've got a bad clown. 1.5417 0.03039 539 314 158 67
127 There's a clown shortage, so we installed a congressman. 1.5389 0.03149 527 315 140 72
128 I think your issue is this Bozo in front. 1.5374 0.03083 521 305 152 64
129 Well here's your problem. You're a clown low. 1.5367 0.03098 531 315 147 69
130 It's definitely your tie, Rod." 1.5367 0.03120 531 317 143 71
131 I've located your problem. It's no laughing matter. 1.5367 0.02961 518 293 172 53
132 You need to replace the infiltrator. 1.5358 0.03149 517 308 141 68
133 I thought something didn't sound funny. 1.5345 0.03047 507 292 159 56
134 Looks like your last mechanic installed a gizmo when he should have installed a bozo.” 1.5344 0.03235 509 309 128 72
135 Looks like your straight man’s timing is off. 1.5329 0.02941 501 280 175 46
136 I'm afraid the problem is more serious than I thought. 1.5299 0.03136 485 283 147 55
137 There's your problem. You're using the wrong fool. 1.5299 0.03216 485 289 135 61
138 Well there's the problem -- you're only running on three clowns. 1.5299 0.03081 485 283 149 53
139 Sorry, Sir, you are going nowhere. You are one clown short of a circus. 1.5299 0.03053 485 277 159 49
140 Lucky for you we're a full circus garage. 1.5293 0.03370 461 280 118 63
141 He's a corporate clown. 1.5288 0.03450 382 219 124 39
142 You have too many clowns to the left and not enough jokers to the right. 1.5284 0.03321 475 289 121 65
143 That explains why your "Check Eugene" light was on. 1.5283 0.03364 477 294 114 69
144 Trump rally is three miles down the road and take a right. 1.5282 0.03379 479 297 111 71
145 That's your problem ... you are only firing on three clowns 1.5257 0.03318 447 266 127 54
146 I can fix this. All I need is a custard-cream pie. 1.5254 0.03359 453 274 120 59
147 Just as I suspected...the entire system is a joke.. 1.5241 0.03356 456 277 119 60
148 The use of unofficial replacement parts invaidates the warranty. 1.5241 0.03164 456 264 145 47
149 My guess is it's the fool injector. 1.5240 0.03244 458 271 134 53
150 You'd better let Trump know you're going to be late for the Cabinet meeting. 1.5235 0.03504 426 261 107 58
151 You're going to need new punch lines. 1.5230 0.03322 457 276 123 58
152 looks like you've got a short circus. 1.5216 0.03604 393 239 103 51
153 Well sir, the problem seems to be that you are one clown short of a circus. 1.5213 0.03330 445 267 124 54
154 You get no mileage with these analytic converters. 1.5213 0.03345 445 268 122 55
155 I didn’t think you were being serious when you said it ran funny. 1.5175 0.03053 429 239 158 32
156 Here’s your problem – some clown has substituted Stan from Accounts. 1.5175 0.03423 429 261 114 54
157 Oh- here's the problem. One of the cylinders is not acting funny! 1.5175 0.03359 429 257 122 50
158 We can get him a nose and wig and you’ll be good to go. 1.5154 0.03488 421 259 107 55
159 Pass me a balloon and I'll see what I can do. 1.5154 0.03361 423 253 122 48
160 We’re just not getting the smileage we used to get. 1.5145 0.03500 414 254 107 53
161 Yep. Pretty sure I’ve got a wig and makeup back in my office. We’ll have you up and running in no time. 1.5144 0.03235 418 242 137 39
162 Is this some kind of a joke? 1.5133 0.03387 413 247 120 46
163 'You weren't joking, it does look serious.' 1.5133 0.03506 413 254 106 53
164 If you were kidnapped by clowns, blink twice 1.5131 0.03317 419 248 127 44
165 I changed the oil, balanced the tires, and added a lawyer to help regulate the engine. 1.5111 0.03472 405 246 111 48
166 Who's this clown? 1.5111 0.03454 405 245 113 47
167 There's a problem with the bore in one cylinder. 1.5111 0.03454 405 245 113 47
168 Let's see, one white guy and a bunch of clowns, seems I've seen this before. 1.5111 0.03507 405 248 107 50
169 I guess that, technically, you can no longer call it a joy ride. 1.5111 0.03309 405 237 129 39
170 Told you there was something funny going on under the hood. 1.5111 0.03441 407 246 114 47
171 I think I found the problem. Your straight man is messing up the timing. 1.5100 0.03544 402 248 103 51
172 Let’s see… rainbow wig, makeup, round red nose, plus labor, you’re looking at $2,400 to fix Gary. 1.5099 0.03460 404 245 112 47
173 So it's NOT acting funny, then? 1.5076 0.03414 394 235 118 41
174 Yup, clowns are running everything these days. 1.5076 0.03401 396 240 113 43
175 There's your problem! One of them only runs from 9 to 5. 1.5064 0.03509 391 238 108 45
176 I thought the engine was sounding kind of funny. 1.5040 0.03299 377 228 115 34
177 I think there's something wrong with the circus-board 1.5040 0.03466 377 225 114 38
178 Ah crap, this means I put Bonzo in Mrs O’Calahan’s car. 1.5040 0.03683 377 236 92 49
179 This is your problem, you are one clown short of a circus here. 1.5040 0.03572 379 232 103 44
180 Here’s the problem. They’ve hired a lawyer. 1.5039 0.03695 383 242 89 52
181 Here's why your engine wasn't sounding funny. 1.5039 0.03505 383 232 109 42
182 The Boss just tweeted he needs us back in the White House now! 1.5039 0.03699 385 244 88 53
183 I told you not to top it off with regular 1.5039 0.03717 385 245 86 54
184 This one here looks pretty serious. 1.5027 0.03493 376 226 111 39
185 Cheer up. All the newer models come with a spare straight man. 1.5027 0.03240 376 228 116 32
186 I see your problem—your dipstick's been swapped out for slapstick. 1.5000 0.03589 368 225 102 41
187 Mr. President, it was never intended to fit your entire cabinet comfortably. 1.5000 0.03751 368 233 86 49
188 There's your problem. Some clown has installed a nerd in here. 1.5000 0.03832 370 239 77 54
189 Describe the funny noises. 1.4986 0.03798 367 235 81 51
190 We've located the source of that funny sound under your hood. 1.4986 0.03798 367 235 81 51
191 Whoa--this looks serious. 1.4973 0.03671 376 237 91 48
192 It just ran out of Laughing Gas. 1.4958 0.03540 357 215 107 35
193 Some clown tried to use a replacement part. 1.4958 0.03649 357 220 97 40
194 Gosh it's the entire staff from the West Wing of the White House Mitch!! 1.4958 0.03708 355 221 92 42
195 I think I see why your timing is off. 1.4944 0.03540 360 218 106 36
196 I see the problem and it isn't funny. 1.4943 0.03725 350 218 91 41
197 Umm.. I think I found what’s making those funny noises under the hood. 1.4943 0.03741 348 217 90 41
198 It's OK. He's one of the President's men. 1.4943 0.03696 348 215 94 39
199 Looks like it could be a problem with the fool injection 1.4928 0.03798 349 221 84 44
200 Well, for one, your engine's a joke 1.4928 0.03697 345 213 94 38
201 As I suspected. It’s your bad comic timing belt. 1.4924 0.03901 329 208 80 41
202 Which way do we go to get to the Republican National Convention? 1.4914 0.04059 348 233 59 56
203 Here's your problem -- This one belongs in a Town Car. 1.4914 0.03696 348 216 93 39
204 Looks like your last mechanic used a non-factory part. 1.4913 0.03682 344 212 95 37
205 Now we know why the timing was off! 1.4912 0.03698 342 211 94 37
206 He’s more of a dry wit, but it should hold until we can get a hold of another clown. 1.4912 0.03651 342 209 98 35
207 Directions to the republican convention or clown college? Just kidding, they’re the same place. 1.4912 0.03851 340 216 81 43
208 It's the regulator! 1.4911 0.03753 338 210 90 38
209 So this is what you meant when you said the engine was acting funny. 1.4911 0.03537 338 201 108 29
210 Senator? 1.4910 0.03827 332 208 85 39
211 I see you’re trying catalytic conversion therapy. 1.4897 0.03706 341 211 93 37
212 Yup, they sold you a hybrid” 1.4896 0.03690 337 207 95 35
213 There's the reason it doesn't sound funny. 1.4896 0.03666 337 206 97 34
214 I'm not surprised, an accountant will really kill your car's performance. 1.4896 0.03231 337 210 102 25
215 Your warranty covers the funny noises but not the regulator. 1.4896 0.03714 337 208 93 36
216 Here's your problem. Rod threw on a tie. 1.4896 0.03762 337 210 89 38
217 This thing up front looks pretty serious. 1.4895 0.03574 333 199 105 29
218 A four clown engine? That's laughable. Last week I had a three blind mice coup. You should have seen how they run. 1.4882 0.03753 338 211 89 38
219 Your real problem here is the clown in the suit. 1.4881 0.03674 336 206 96 34
220 There’s nothing a bit of greasepaint won’t fix. 1.4880 0.03763 334 208 89 37
221 I got a wig in back, but the nose’ll take till Monday. 1.4879 0.03772 330 205 89 36
222 The problem is with the analytic converter. He’s killing all your momentum. 1.4879 0.03962 330 213 73 44
223 Oh, here's the problem! One of your four cylinders has stopped performing. 1.4878 0.03838 328 206 84 38
224 Well it appears we have a square peg in a clown hole. 1.4878 0.03862 328 207 82 39
225 Well, for starters, the timing is off. 1.4864 0.03812 331 208 85 38
226 I'm pretty sure that one's aftermarket. 1.4862 0.03671 327 199 97 31
227 Looks like you're missing a nut. 1.4862 0.03722 327 201 93 33
228 It's definitely the CPA unit 1.4861 0.03806 323 201 87 35
229 I found the problem and it's not funny. 1.4861 0.03704 323 197 95 31
230 I see the problem. You've got a Mormon in here where the Catholic converter should be. 1.4857 0.03929 315 199 79 37
231 Looks like you’ve got an accountant in there. I can change it but it’ll cost ya. 1.4844 0.03883 320 202 81 37
232 You need a new prankshaft. 1.4844 0.03807 320 199 87 34
233 You're right, there's something funny under the hood. 1.4844 0.03883 320 202 81 37
234 Have you tried laughing gas? 1.4844 0.03858 320 201 83 36
235 For best performance, I recommend sticking with original Ringling Brothers parts. 1.4844 0.03702 320 195 95 30
236 Don't worry. It's nothing a little grease paint won't fix. 1.4844 0.03649 320 193 99 28
237 I knew Bozo The Clown, Senator, you’re no Bozo The Clown 1.4843 0.03977 318 204 74 40
238 We are disguised. Help us escape from the White House 1.4843 0.04124 318 210 62 46
239 You’re headed to the White House, I assume. 1.4830 0.03906 323 206 78 39
240 You’re right, there is something funny going on under there hood “. 1.4830 0.03677 323 197 96 30
241 I take it this is a company car? 1.4830 0.03906 323 206 78 39
242 Well,this explains all the honking,and also why my taxes aren't done. 1.4829 0.03772 321 199 89 33
243 We just changed the lawyer. You’re good to go. 1.4825 0.03824 315 196 86 33
244 There’s your problem. You’ve put this square peg in a clown hole. 1.4825 0.04344 257 163 64 30
245 We don't carry that one anymore. I recommend a mime - it'll run much quieter. 1.4811 0.04026 318 207 69 42
246 There's your problem -- the front left slapstick is broken 1.4811 0.03875 318 201 81 36
247 I found the problem... and it looks serious! 1.4806 0.03949 310 197 77 36
248 We've found the problem, sir. It looks serious. 1.4806 0.04105 310 203 65 42
249 There’s your problem. You’re only running on three clowns. 1.4806 0.03815 310 192 87 31
250 I see your engine doesn't have all the original parts. 1.4806 0.03759 310 190 91 29
251 I see it now…there's a problem with your Prankcase. 1.4791 0.03805 311 193 87 31
252 It looks like you have a short circus. 1.4787 0.03997 305 195 74 36
253 See, even just one generic part can screw up the whole engine. 1.4787 0.03688 305 184 96 25
254 I've found your problem and it is nothing to laugh about. 1.4787 0.03629 305 182 100 23
255 I’ll replace the one and rotate the others. 1.4778 0.03885 293 181 84 28
256 look Donald I can't fix your cabinet. 1.4768 0.04160 302 199 62 41
257 The worst thing about it is the large balloon payment due at the end of the loan. 1.4768 0.03713 302 183 94 25
258 Looks like you've sprung a geek. 1.4768 0.04053 302 195 70 37
259 Let's check the dipstick. 1.4768 0.04053 302 195 70 37
260 I'm sorry, we're not certified to work on hybrid vehicles. 1.4768 0.03772 302 185 90 27
261 Here are the clowns! I finally understand that song. 1.4768 0.04053 302 195 70 37
262 Yeah, it's clearly a malfunctioning CPA unit. 1.4767 0.04018 300 192 73 35
263 Yep, it looks like you have a nerd stuck in your gasket. 1.4767 0.03877 300 187 83 30
264 Well there's your problem. Someone installed a politician instead of a clown. It's an easy mistake as the parts are very similar, but that's what made your car run off course. 1.4767 0.04234 300 200 57 43
265 which one of you is the dip stick? 1.4765 0.04010 298 190 74 34
266 I see your problem; that part is not factory authorized. 1.4765 0.03982 298 189 76 33
267 Not getting as many laughs per gallon? That's your problem right there. 1.4746 0.03983 295 187 76 32
268 I found a short circus. 1.4744 0.03884 293 182 83 28
269 There’s always one clown who ruins it for everybody else. 1.4744 0.03914 293 183 81 29
270 The one in the tie is throwing off the timing. 1.4730 0.03825 296 183 86 27
271 Hi, Dr. Fauci. 1.4728 0.04273 294 197 55 42
272 You've got a serious crank with no spark. 1.4728 0.04050 294 189 71 34
273 The lawyer is there in case we get pulled over. 1.4726 0.04099 292 189 68 35
274 No problem, a wig, and some face paint and you'll be on your way. 1.4726 0.03863 292 181 84 27
275 I see your cabinet has arrived, President Trump. 1.4726 0.04240 292 194 58 40
276 Just as I suspected. Your heads need replacing. 1.4726 0.04041 292 187 72 33
277 No wonder she won't do over 40. Some clown put a governor on 'er! 1.4726 0.04240 292 194 58 40
278 Seems he escaped from the White House. He was the last adult in the room. 1.4724 0.03973 290 185 74 31
279 No wonder the timing is off. 1.4724 0.04032 290 185 73 32
280 I'm sorry, senator, you'll have to get out. There is a difference between "ridiculous" and "funny." 1.4702 0.03992 285 180 76 29
281 And when did it STOP making a funny noise? 1.4702 0.03961 285 179 78 28
282 Looks like you've got an unauthorized part in here. 1.4700 0.03821 283 173 87 23
283 Well, I can see why your timing is off. 1.4700 0.03918 283 176 81 26
284 This could be why your horn's been going off every time you stop. 1.4700 0.03754 283 182 76 25
285 There's been a lot of trouble with this hybrid model. 1.4700 0.03918 283 176 81 26
286 Welcome to the Whitehouse - are you the group here for Cabinet Posts or for the Federal Judgeships 1.4686 0.04397 271 181 53 37
287 Looks like you left the dipstick in there 1.4681 0.04054 282 180 72 30
288 I'm sorry, Mr. President, but you can't hold your cabinet meeting here. 1.4681 0.04146 282 188 60 34
289 Oh yeah, I see it all the time, a blockhead in the fool system. 1.4681 0.04022 282 179 74 29
290 Ever considered a shtick shift? 1.4676 0.03967 278 174 78 26
291 Looks like you just need a little toon up. 1.4676 0.03868 278 171 84 23
292 How long has it been since you rotated them? 1.4676 0.03901 278 172 82 24
293 I'm sorry, but it looks serious. 1.4657 0.04263 277 183 59 35
294 Here’s your problem - one of your plugs has lost its spark. 1.4655 0.04064 275 175 72 28
295 It's a problem with your running gag 1.4652 0.04019 273 172 75 26
296 We’re heading to Tulsa 1.4635 0.04235 274 180 61 33
297 Making funny noises you say? 1.4632 0.03368 272 166 92 14
298 Well there’s your problem. As you can see, it’s serious. 1.4632 0.04128 272 175 68 29
299 Cost of a wig and nose, plus labor. 1.4630 0.04249 270 177 61 32
300 We ran out of gags. 1.4630 0.04249 270 177 61 32
301 I’m Tom and I’ll be changing your oil today. This is Jingles and he’ll be changing your clowns. 1.4630 0.04050 270 171 73 26
302 Have you tried loosening his tie? 1.4630 0.03805 270 164 87 19
303 Who's the clown in the necktie? 1.4627 0.04002 268 168 76 24
304 Looks like we might have to replace the circus breaker 1.4627 0.04305 268 177 58 33
305 You know this is going to void the warranty, right? 1.4627 0.04106 268 171 70 27
306 Your slapstick needs to be replaced. 1.4627 0.04140 268 172 68 28
307 Uh-oh, I see something serious. 1.4627 0.04140 268 172 68 28
308 And I’m guessing the airbags are whoopee cushions. 1.4601 0.04126 263 168 69 26
309 Well here’s your problem — looks like your juggler decided to become an accountant. 1.4601 0.04091 263 167 71 25
310 I could rotate the clowns and see if that helps? 1.4601 0.03910 263 162 81 20
311 Have you tried replacing the crank? 1.4601 0.04231 263 171 63 29
312 Well, I know what’s NOT making the funny noise. 1.4601 0.03910 263 162 81 20
313 I think your timing's off. 1.4601 0.04020 263 165 75 23
314 I think you're in the wrong cartoon. 1.4577 0.04088 260 165 71 24
315 I can replace it, but I have to let you know that once one clown has gone corporate usually the others begin to fail as well. 1.4577 0.04196 260 168 65 27
316 This is the last time I’m gonna tell you. . Clowns in the back, engine in the front, and get rid of the accountant. 1.4577 0.04266 260 170 61 29
317 There's your problem: the timing's off. 1.4574 0.03923 258 159 80 19
318 Sir, this is the White House limo. The press bus will be here in a few minutes. 1.4574 0.04529 258 176 46 36
319 Your car really is making funny noises. 1.4560 0.04127 250 158 70 22
320 The "check engine light" was right. This is no joke. 1.4560 0.04088 250 157 72 21
321 Looks like the presidential motorcade is here. 1.4556 0.04454 248 165 53 30
322 So, you need a loony toon-up? 1.4553 0.04121 257 164 69 24
323 I have a good idea where the funny noises are coming from. 1.4549 0.04069 255 161 72 22
324 I’ll need to special order the comically oversized brake shoes. 1.4549 0.04031 255 160 74 21
325 The Trump administration arrives at the RNC convention. 1.4545 0.04458 253 170 51 32
326 2020 is getting weirder and weirder... 1.4545 0.04014 253 158 75 20
327 Yeah, it's been acting funny all week. 1.4545 0.04167 253 162 67 24
328 There's your problem, Someone installed a political clown instead of a circus clown. 1.4545 0.04315 253 166 59 28
329 Well, this explains your problem with hesitation, you've got a lawyer in here. 1.4545 0.04167 253 162 67 24
330 I'm hoping it's just an accountant, but if it's a lawyer you've got serious trouble. 1.4545 0.04315 253 166 59 28
331 There's your problem, sir. One of those clowns thinks he's a lawyer. 1.4545 0.04130 253 161 69 23
332 Yes, Mr. President, you and your staff should be able to hide here until the protests are over. 1.4545 0.04597 253 174 43 36
333 You’re in luck. I’ve got the replacement part right here. 1.4542 0.04304 251 164 60 27
334 Automatic or schtick? 1.4542 0.04266 251 163 62 26
335 Looks like the guy in front has a spark plug up his ass. 1.4542 0.04449 251 168 52 31
336 Why didn’t you tell me it was a hybrid? 1.4542 0.04114 251 159 70 22
337 That would explain why your timing has been off. 1.4542 0.04191 251 161 66 24
338 So you're saying it's making an unfunny noise? 1.4521 0.04251 261 172 60 29
339 You've got something funny going on under the hood. 1.4521 0.04181 261 170 64 27
340 There's your problem. Someone put a Banker where Bozo should be. 1.4521 0.04038 261 166 72 23
341 oh dear god there's one behind me isn't there? 1.4521 0.04038 261 166 72 23
342 And this is why your ‘check convention’ light was on, Sir. 1.4517 0.04240 259 170 61 28
343 That’s why it’s not making a funny noise. 1.4516 0.04188 248 159 66 23
344 Here's the problem. You've got an MBA where you need an MFA. 1.4516 0.04415 248 165 54 29
345 We’re ready for your cabinet meeting, Mister President. 1.4516 0.04525 248 168 48 32
346 I told you my car was a joke. 1.4516 0.04109 248 157 70 21
347 There’s your problem, he’s not suited for the part. 1.4516 0.04188 248 159 66 23
348 I see the problem. You’re running on only three clowns. 1.4512 0.04479 246 165 51 30
349 I'd say, your straightman appears to be out of alignment. 1.4512 0.03968 246 152 77 17
350 So who installed the accountant? 1.4512 0.04172 246 157 67 22
351 Faulty fool injector. 1.4512 0.04290 246 160 61 25
352 Sorry, to be a certified clown car it has to be 100% clown. 1.4508 0.04431 244 162 54 28
353 There's the problem. You're down a clown. 1.4508 0.04115 244 154 70 20
354 Our "no engine" light was on. 1.4498 0.04289 249 163 60 26
355 I’m thinking it’s a timing issue. 1.4498 0.04017 249 156 74 19
356 I see you've been buying generic parts. 1.4496 0.04102 238 149 71 18
357 Looks like the tie rod needs some greasepaint. 1.4496 0.04229 238 152 65 21
358 I see why your Check Clown light went on. 1.4496 0.04394 238 156 57 25
359 Whoa! I'm just a mechanic, fella'. Your goin' to need a certified ringmaster. 1.4496 0.04229 238 152 65 21
360 I don't think German parts are compatible with your car 1.4486 0.04482 243 163 51 29
361 For God’s sake, Fred. What’s with the suit? 1.4486 0.04405 243 161 55 27
362 Just a bunch of clowns trying to take me for a ride. 1.4486 0.04208 243 156 65 22
363 There's your problem, you've got an extra dipstick. 1.4481 0.04353 241 158 58 25
364 I don't know what's wrong! It just hasn't been acting funny 1.4481 0.04353 241 158 58 25
365 You had somebody else work on this, didn’t you? 1.4481 0.04108 241 152 70 19
366 Mallet, please... 1.4481 0.04232 241 155 64 22
367 Heading to the RNC, eh? 1.4467 0.04579 244 167 45 32
368 And you'll be negotiating the repair quote, I assume? 1.4463 0.04178 242 155 66 21
369 Ok, so it's my first time to work on a Clown Car. Is it automatic or schtick? 1.4455 0.04564 220 145 52 23
370 Well there's you problem....you've got a bad prank shaft. 1.4449 0.04327 227 146 61 20
371 Yes sir, this one here explains why the timing is off. 1.4449 0.04295 236 153 61 22
372 Next stop: Pennsylvania Ave. 1.4449 0.04696 236 163 41 32
373 Looks like you got a square peg in a clown hole. 1.4449 0.04419 236 156 55 25
374 So, where were you when you ran out of gags? 1.4449 0.04295 236 153 61 22
375 We don’t have the heart to tell him he’s adopted 1.4444 0.04568 234 158 48 28
376 I'm afraid you've got a serious problem. 1.4444 0.04012 234 145 74 15
377 I haven’t repaired a hybrid before. 1.4440 0.04390 232 152 57 23
378 Nothing unusual here, it's the old necktie in the fan belt problem. 1.4440 0.04035 232 144 73 15
379 I see the problem. One of your clowns is metaphorical.” 1.4440 0.04260 232 149 63 20
380 Trump cabinet 1.4435 0.04650 239 165 42 32
381 Ok Ivanka, Jared, Eric and Don Jr the jig is up! 1.4435 0.04377 239 158 56 25
382 Well, there’s your problem. The head on that one’s wound way too tight. 1.4435 0.04043 239 150 72 17
383 The White House Chief of Staff here will show you into the cabinet meeting. 1.4435 0.04612 239 164 44 31
384 You’re problem is that you’ve filled up with the wrong fool 1.4425 0.04339 226 146 60 20
385 It's not the transmission: it's the statistician. 1.4425 0.04517 226 150 52 24
386 So...the sound you're hearing. Would you describe it as a titter, a chuckle, a giggle, or a harumph? 1.4425 0.04339 226 146 60 20
387 I see your problem, some clown put in an accountant. 1.4425 0.04517 226 150 52 24
388 Yes! Trump administration road trip! 1.4416 0.04611 231 157 46 28
389 It should run better after I adjust the fool mixture. 1.4416 0.04445 231 153 54 24
390 Three clowns and their lawyer. No wonder it doesn't run smoothly. 1.4416 0.04359 231 151 58 22
391 When did the Attorney General join the circus? 1.4416 0.04359 231 151 58 22
392 Let me add a wig and nose then try it again. 1.4416 0.04402 231 152 56 23
393 The engine hasn't sounded funny lately. 1.4416 0.04402 231 152 56 23
394 Right here...you've got a problem with your prank staff. 1.4416 0.04402 231 152 56 23
395 Doesn’t look like you’re going to make it to Tulsa. 1.4410 0.04342 229 149 59 21
396 Which one of you just said, 'Knock, knock.'? 1.4410 0.04253 229 147 63 19
397 I'm going to need a #6 wig, some makeup and a new timing belt. 1.4410 0.04473 229 152 53 24
398 So you want a “toon” up 1.4410 0.04430 229 151 55 23
399 Do you want me to rotate them or replace the defective one? 1.4410 0.04473 229 152 53 24
400 Well, that'll be your problem. You've got Mormons. 1.4410 0.04430 229 151 55 23
401 I can fix it, but I'll need a giant squeaky hammer. 1.4410 0.04430 229 151 55 23
402 Okay Donald, ask your cabinet to step out of the car.... 1.4407 0.04497 236 159 50 27
403 I don't do hybrids. 1.4405 0.04187 227 144 66 17
404 They don't tell you, but these cars are just like the Trump administration: you have to keep swapping out the old clowns with new clowns. 1.4405 0.04587 227 153 48 26
405 So, no one is in the west wing right now? 1.4397 0.04715 232 161 40 31
406 We’ll call you when the part comes in. This will keep you running for now, but don’t expect any bells and whistles. 1.4384 0.04242 219 139 64 16
407 There it is, I thought something didn't sound funny. 1.4384 0.04435 219 143 56 20
408 Yeah, you need to replace them when they hit middle age. 1.4384 0.04575 219 146 50 23
409 I think I figured out why your car seems like it’s veering to the right. 1.4384 0.04340 219 141 60 18
410 Oh my, you have a blockage in the fool pump. 1.4384 0.04291 219 140 62 17
411 I haven't seen a 4-clown engine since the Trump years. 1.4384 0.04529 219 145 52 22
412 The problem is a drivers side front semblance reversal that is not in connection with the Ringling aperture. 1.4375 0.04588 224 151 48 25
413 The left front has been a little stiff 1.4366 0.04620 213 142 49 22
414 Looks like you need a lube, oil, and greasepaint. 1.4364 0.04372 220 143 58 19
415 For security reasons, you really shouldn't travel in the same car with your entire cabinet. 1.4364 0.04737 220 151 42 27
416 Yep, here’s the problem right here. One of your clowns has gone bad, and we’re gonna have to replace him. 1.4364 0.04372 220 143 58 19
417 Yep, you've got a burnt out clown in the front here. They're on back order, but you should be able to get one easy in D.C." 1.4364 0.04737 220 151 42 27
418 I can see where the hot air is coming from. 1.4364 0.04648 220 149 46 25
419 Wow! ... been a while since I've seen one with 4-on-the-floor. 1.4348 0.04455 230 154 52 24
420 The good news is, the problem doesn’t look serious 1.4340 0.04634 212 142 48 22
421 Usually customers want to know what's causing the funny noise. 1.4340 0.04231 212 134 64 14
422 We'll have to strip out the nerd and replace it with a bozo. 1.4340 0.04634 212 142 48 22
423 There was a knocking noise, but he refused to say, "Who's There?" 1.4340 0.04586 212 141 50 21
424 It looks like one of these plugs is not sparking joy. 1.4340 0.04634 212 142 48 22
425 You say it doesn't make a funny noise when you're driving? 1.4340 0.04537 212 140 52 20
426 I think I see your problem. Some bozo forgot to install an engine. 1.4340 0.04537 212 140 52 20
427 It should be as simple as loosening up this dolt" 1.4340 0.04487 212 139 54 19
428 The problem is you've only been running on three Bozos 1.4340 0.04586 212 141 50 21
429 oh I see the problem, your engine is acting up. 1.4340 0.04487 212 139 54 19
430 The problem is this clown right here. 1.4340 0.04437 212 138 56 18
431 We ran out of laughing gas. 1.4340 0.04487 212 139 54 19
432 Sorry, I won't be able to fix this until Election Day. 1.4340 0.04682 212 143 46 23
433 Well there’s your problem, your number four clown has gone full business attire. I’ll have to pull it and do a full strip down and repaint. 1.4338 0.04617 219 148 47 24
434 Sir, I think your car has a serious problem. 1.4332 0.04556 217 145 50 22
435 I’ve seen a lot of problems with these fool injected motors” 1.4332 0.04602 217 146 48 23
436 Well there's your problem - the front one is too tightly wound 1.4332 0.04509 217 144 52 21
437 There's something under the hood that's not making a funny noise. 1.4332 0.04509 217 144 52 21
438 Which one is Ivanka? 1.4330 0.04361 224 147 57 20
439 What exactly did you mean by 'a funny noise' under the hood? 1.4330 0.04221 224 144 63 17
440 Well there’s your problem, they’re not 6 feet apart. 1.4326 0.04586 215 144 49 22
441 Found the problem... looks like this corporate clown got mixed in.... 1.4326 0.04292 215 138 61 16
442 That’s our straight man. 1.4326 0.04442 215 141 55 19
443 One of your dipsticks is undermining your slapstick. 1.4326 0.04586 215 144 49 22
444 Yeah, bad news. Its a lawyer. 1.4326 0.04393 215 140 57 18
445 A little hair and make-up on him and you should be back on the road in no time. 1.4326 0.04539 215 143 51 21
446 One valve is too uptight 1.4324 0.04480 222 148 52 22
447 I'll level with you - genuine parts for this model are hard to come by 1.4324 0.04247 222 143 62 17
448 I found the problem... it looks pretty serious. 1.4324 0.04480 222 148 52 22
449 How'd this bozo get in here? 1.4324 0.04388 222 146 56 20
450 Who’s the clown that put that guy in there? 1.4324 0.04659 222 152 44 26
451 What kind of bozo uses aftermarket parts in a clown car? 1.4324 0.04342 222 145 58 19
452 you claim it runs funny ? 1.4320 0.04474 206 134 55 17
453 This is why you’re pulling to the right. 1.4319 0.04520 213 141 52 20
454 Here’s your problem: this guy isn’t clowning around. 1.4319 0.04163 213 134 66 13
455 I'm afraid I've found something serious under the hood. 1.4319 0.04371 213 138 58 17
456 There’s a problem, and it looks serious. 1.4319 0.04421 213 139 56 18
457 I see your problem. And it's not funny. 1.4319 0.04371 213 138 58 17
458 There's your problem. You're not using genuine Barnum and Bailey parts. 1.4319 0.04471 213 140 54 19
459 This looks like a pretty simple problem with your comic timing. 1.4319 0.04569 213 142 50 21
460 Sorry, but you fellas can’t have the RNC convention here, either. 1.4319 0.05030 213 152 30 31
461 I'd start by getting rid of the lawyer. 1.4319 0.04320 213 137 60 16
462 And that's why they don't sell this model anymore, engine goes funny after a while 1.4293 0.04434 205 133 56 16
463 It looks like your car sprung a nerd. 1.4293 0.04944 205 143 36 26
464 I wish I was joking, but we're going to have to replace 25% of what's under the hood. 1.4293 0.04380 205 132 58 15
465 You've got a serious problem. 1.4286 0.04663 210 142 46 22
466 Okay, we've got Jared, Ivanka, Pence, Meadows, Barr, Esper, Mnuchin, DeVos, and McEnany -- but where's the Donald? 1.4286 0.04514 210 139 52 19
467 I think we have a serious problem. 1.4286 0.04307 210 135 60 15
468 Yeah it looks like a nut isn’t right. 1.4286 0.04200 210 133 64 13
469 There’s your problem right there. The straight man’s timing is out. 1.4279 0.04595 208 139 49 20
470 Dilbert I recognize , but who are these other clowns? 1.4279 0.04493 208 137 53 18
471 You're supposed to keep the accountant in the trunk. 1.4279 0.04335 208 134 59 15
472 You've filled it with the wrong kind of fool. 1.4272 0.04661 213 145 45 23
473 Well, there's your problem, let me get a spare wig and nose. 1.4271 0.04691 199 133 47 19
474 Doesn’t sound funny to me. 1.4265 0.04607 204 136 49 19
475 I told you, My engine was making funny noises! 1.4265 0.04447 204 133 55 16
476 Here's where that funny noise isn't coming from. 1.4250 0.04726 200 135 45 20
477 Headed to maga rally? 1.4242 0.04760 198 134 44 20
478 The comic timing is off 1.4242 0.04705 198 133 46 19
479 Oh right...engine's in the back. 1.4242 0.04651 198 132 48 18
480 Unfortunately schtick doesn’t come standard anymore. 1.4242 0.04539 198 130 52 16
481 Looks like the issue is a square peg in a clown hole. 1.4242 0.04595 198 131 50 17
482 Looks like the front left one is out of alignment 1.4242 0.04539 198 130 52 16
483 I replaced your tires but I found something funny under the hood. 1.4242 0.04595 198 131 50 17
484 Who the hell is this clown? 1.4242 0.04705 198 133 46 19
485 I`'ll put a nose, wig, and some make-up on him and you'll be good to go. 1.4242 0.04651 198 132 48 18
486 Which bozo installed your engine? 1.4242 0.04539 198 130 52 16
487 I put in the spare, but it’s gonna run funny for a while. 1.4242 0.04595 198 131 50 17
488 It's a Clown Victoria. 1.4242 0.04539 198 130 52 16
489 I think I found what’s not making a funny noise. 1.4242 0.04482 198 129 54 15
490 No rubber nose, no big shoes, no service. 1.4238 0.04560 210 141 49 20
491 The problem appears to be cosmetic. 1.4236 0.04674 203 137 46 20
492 A regular greasepaint change will take care of those three, but the fourth one's gonna need a complete rebuild. 1.4236 0.04349 203 131 58 14
493 I'll try to fit you in first thing tomorrow. 1.4236 0.04621 203 136 48 19
494 Well, right there's your problem – you're not using genuine Clown™ auto parts. 1.4236 0.04777 203 139 42 22
495 I could throw a wig on him, but if you're back here in six months you won't be amused. 1.4236 0.04405 203 132 56 15
496 That's your problem right there: middle management. 1.4236 0.04349 203 131 58 14
497 No, no, he works in the White House. Different kind of clown. 1.4229 0.04811 201 138 41 22
498 We were on our way to the MAGA rally 1.4229 0.04654 201 135 47 19
499 I’ve never seen an engine with this many dipsticks. 1.4229 0.04759 201 137 43 21
500 Well here's your problem, you've got a business man in your car. 1.4229 0.04811 201 138 41 22
501 Looks like your down to three sillyinders. 1.4229 0.04545 201 133 51 17
502 You’re alternator is clogged with balloon animals, your radiator had a melted cream pie stuck to it and where your carburetor should be, there’s Carl. 1.4229 0.04707 201 136 45 20
503 Secretary Esper, the President is looking for you. 1.4229 0.04759 201 137 43 21
504 Running away to join the circus again, eh Carl? 1.4229 0.04654 201 135 47 19
505 I'm trying to teach them to juggle, but they have no motor skills. 1.4223 0.04467 206 136 53 17
506 That sound you heard is Glenn. He's a distributor, but not your distributor. 1.4223 0.04572 206 138 49 19
507 And the most absurd thing is that there are no horns. 1.4223 0.04824 206 143 39 24
508 Well, I can see why it was making a funny sound. 1.4223 0.04413 206 135 55 16
509 It can be fixed, but I assure you the price will be no laughing matter. 1.4223 0.04724 206 141 43 22
510 Most people store the spare in the trunk. 1.4221 0.04521 199 131 52 16
511 Here's your problem. Looks like your last mechanic replaced one of your clowns with a Republican. It's a common mistake... they're mostly interchangeable. 1.4221 0.04687 199 134 46 19
512 Number four needs a wig, new lips, and a nose job. 1.4221 0.04465 199 130 54 15
513 Unfortunately, yes, it appears to be serious. 1.4221 0.04350 199 128 58 13
514 You've got a serious one here 1.4221 0.04521 199 131 52 16
515 This looks like a serious problem. 1.4216 0.04497 204 135 52 17
516 It's a serious problem. 1.4216 0.04333 204 132 58 14
517 Who was the clown that did this last tuneup? 1.4216 0.04497 204 135 52 17
518 This one has lost his spark. 1.4211 0.04610 190 125 50 15
519 You can run it on three clowns, but the fourth one will eventually need to be replaced. 1.4192 0.04701 198 134 45 19
520 Looks like something funny is going on under the hood 1.4180 0.04862 189 129 41 19
521 Of course it runs on laughing gas 1.4180 0.04563 189 124 51 14
522 Heading off to the Republican National Convention folks? 1.4180 0.05032 189 132 35 22
523 I see the problem now. It seems you have developed an accountant. 1.4180 0.04624 189 125 49 15
524 This is why you're check make-up light came on. 1.4180 0.04803 189 128 43 18
525 Call Sondheim and let him know not to bother, they're here! 1.4180 0.04685 189 126 47 16
526 He did say something sounded funny. 1.4180 0.04803 189 128 43 18
527 Looks like your temp worker has some big shoes to fill. 1.4180 0.04624 189 125 49 15
528 I see why it wasn't making a funny sound. 1.4180 0.04624 189 125 49 15
529 Your fourth cylinder has developed a nasty accountant. You’ll have to leave the car for an audit. 1.4180 0.04563 189 124 51 14
530 Trump, if they want to leave your cabinet, you have to let them go. 1.4179 0.04430 201 132 54 15
531 I ordered a Town Car. 1.4175 0.05147 194 139 29 26
532 The diagnostic says it's a broken slapstick. 1.4175 0.04825 194 133 41 20
533 I see you had to replace a part. 1.4167 0.04451 192 125 54 13
534 He doesn't void my warranty, does he? 1.4167 0.04512 192 126 52 14
535 Honestly,this isn't even the weirdest thing I've seen today. 1.4167 0.04690 192 129 46 17
536 Just like I thought. Something funny's going on under the hood. 1.4167 0.04748 192 130 44 18
537 I warned you about using that cheap laughing gas. 1.4167 0.04805 192 131 42 19
538 The problem is that your fourth cylinder is a square. 1.4167 0.04805 192 131 42 19
539 Gee sorry but use of non-factory authorized clowns voids your warrantee. 1.4167 0.04451 192 125 54 13
540 It'll take a week to get the parts, or I can just do his makeup for you. 1.4167 0.04572 192 127 50 15
541 Well,the problem is quite clear: someone installed an unauthorized part. 1.4167 0.04972 192 134 36 22
542 The problem is either a spark plug or the accountant. 1.4167 0.04917 192 133 38 21
543 There's the problem -- one of your pistons is square! 1.4167 0.04748 192 130 44 18
544 Looks like another of your clowns got appointed to the Cabinet. 1.4167 0.04572 192 127 50 15
545 Well, here's your problem, Mr. Chucko. You've got Bill Barr in here with the other clowns. That's why it keeps pulling right. 1.4167 0.04805 192 131 42 19
546 Are you kidding me? 1.4158 0.04665 190 127 47 16
547 Looks like there’s some funny business going on under the hood. 1.4158 0.04544 190 127 48 15
548 I said TOWN car. 1.4158 0.04955 190 132 37 21
549 Ironically, the accountant will cost you extra. 1.4158 0.04292 190 123 56 11
550 It’s all knock knock jokes since they banned leaded. 1.4158 0.04724 190 128 45 17
551 It looks like you've got a serious problem. 1.4158 0.04783 190 129 43 18
552 I'd say the crank is your problem. 1.4158 0.04605 190 126 49 15
553 See, here's the problem. This straight man is throwing off your timing. 1.4158 0.05011 190 133 35 22
554 Looks like the trouble is you got yourself a straight man. 1.4158 0.04724 190 128 45 17
555 Looks like a shtick shift. 1.4158 0.04724 190 128 45 17
556 Your clown car has a serious problem. 1.4140 0.04734 186 125 45 16
557 Looks to be a timing problem. You hear the way it’s knock-knocking? 1.4121 0.04743 182 122 45 15
558 So this is where they are hiding Dr. Fauci! 1.4121 0.04806 182 123 43 16
559 I thought you said this was "all-electric" not "all-elected 1.4121 0.04931 182 125 39 18
560 I said a Town Car, not a clown car... 1.4121 0.04678 182 121 47 14
561 I think I see why it's not running funny. 1.4121 0.04342 182 116 57 9
562 Here’s the problem, your nerd to clown ratio is off. 1.4121 0.04743 182 122 45 15
563 I hate to say but your engine is a joke. 1.4121 0.04743 182 122 45 15
564 I haven’t seen this many clowns since the last Trump rally. 1.4118 0.05343 187 137 23 27
565 I should’ve known the new guy would be a problem. 1.4118 0.04590 187 124 49 14
566 Well, that should do it, folks. Have fun at the Trump rally! 1.4118 0.05067 187 132 33 22
567 No wonder you're having performance issues. 1.4118 0.04590 187 124 49 14
568 No wonder your timing is off. 1.4118 0.04590 187 124 49 14
569 Whaddya mean it sounds funny? Funny how? 1.4118 0.04894 187 129 39 19
570 Ah, there's something funny under the hood. 1.4118 0.04399 187 121 55 11
571 So, it runs funny? 1.4118 0.04590 187 124 49 14
572 It breaks my heart to see this--you never put a nerd in a clown car. 1.4118 0.04527 187 123 51 13
573 It’s a hybrid! 1.4118 0.04653 187 125 47 15
574 Sorry fellas, it looks like you're going to be late to the Republican National Convention. 1.4108 0.05049 185 130 34 21
575 You were right. Timing's off. 1.4108 0.04687 185 124 46 15
576 I suppose you think this is funny. 1.4108 0.04687 185 124 46 15
577 You’ve got boys in the hood. 1.4108 0.04931 185 128 38 19
578 You got a problem with your “Check Engineer” light. 1.4108 0.04931 185 128 38 19
579 Looks like its timing is off. 1.4108 0.04624 185 123 48 14
580 I have a mime that might work. 1.4108 0.04871 185 127 40 18
581 That’s not 6ft now is it? 1.4098 0.04785 183 124 43 16
582 Ah, here it is! I usually find the spare Jack in the trunk. 1.4098 0.04847 183 125 41 17
583 I found the source of that dull noise. 1.4098 0.04722 183 123 45 15
584 Your engine problem is getting serious. 1.4098 0.04658 183 122 47 14
585 I think you have something serious in your engine 1.4098 0.04909 183 126 39 18
586 Sorry to keep you waiting, it's been a circus around here today. 1.4098 0.04847 183 125 41 17
587 There’s one under every hood. 1.4098 0.04722 183 123 45 15
588 What kind of clown serviced this car last time?! 1.4088 0.04627 181 120 48 13
589 How many smiles you got on that car? 1.4088 0.04560 181 119 50 12
590 You’ve got a drip in your engine block. 1.4088 0.04210 181 114 60 7
591 Yup, just running low on humor. 1.4088 0.04758 181 122 44 15
592 It’s a Tesla. 1.4088 0.04758 181 122 44 15
593 Thought so -- bad fool injector. 1.4088 0.04693 181 121 46 14
594 He comes in handy on the straightaways. 1.4088 0.04885 181 124 40 17
595 Looks like something serious 1.4086 0.04667 186 125 46 15
596 Which one of you clowns ain't moving your legs? 1.4080 0.04683 174 115 47 12
597 I knew something funny was going on under the hood 1.4046 0.04247 173 109 58 6
598 Well here’s your problem. Somebody put in a pencilhead instead of a chucklehead. 1.4046 0.04839 173 117 42 14
599 He said he was the funny guy at his old job 1.4045 0.04676 178 119 46 13
600 Something doesn't look funny 1.4045 0.04396 178 115 54 9
601 It could be the governor. 1.4045 0.04809 178 121 42 15
602 There's your problem, it's the regulator. 1.4045 0.04875 178 122 40 16
603 I though the check engine light was just for a bad sensor humor. 1.4045 0.05004 178 124 36 18
604 It seems to choke on one gag line. 1.4045 0.04743 178 120 44 14
605 You said the car was making a not funny noise? 1.4045 0.04607 178 118 48 12
606 I figured out why your timing’s off. 1.4045 0.04743 178 120 44 14
607 Looks like you have a wise guy. 1.4045 0.05004 178 124 36 18
608 This is gonna cost - you’ve got a problem with your fool line. 1.4033 0.04621 181 121 47 13
609 Turns out that funny noise is more serious than I thought 1.4023 0.04605 174 115 48 11
610 How many Trump kids does it take to start a car? 1.4023 0.05150 174 123 32 19
611 I thought you told me all the parts were original? 1.4023 0.04605 174 115 48 11
612 I’ll admit he doesn’t look funny, but he makes great balloon animals. 1.4023 0.04817 174 118 42 14
613 Tell Sondheim it'll be ready next year. 1.4023 0.04953 174 120 38 16
614 If I were you, I’d return it to the Make Automobiles Great Again dealership where you bought it." 1.4023 0.05085 174 122 34 18
615 Clowns to the left of me. Jokers to the right,here I am. 1.4023 0.04885 174 119 40 15
616 Throw a couple of pies at it. That should fix it. 1.4023 0.04747 174 117 44 13
617 Can you pass me the inflatable hammer? 1.4023 0.05019 174 121 36 17
618 You're right,Sir. It is Mitt Romney & the other Republican senators. 1.4023 0.05214 174 124 30 20
619 If they were mimes, you wouldn’t have a muffler problem.” 1.4023 0.05085 174 122 34 18
620 Now THAT'S scary. You've got a politician rattling around in there. 1.4023 0.05085 174 122 34 18
621 I'm afraid you have a Jared. 1.4023 0.04605 174 115 48 11
622 Get out of the car Jake. Stop clowning around 1.4023 0.05085 174 122 34 18
623 Everything up here checks out. Pop the trunk so I can take a look at the dancing bears. 1.4023 0.04383 174 116 48 10
624 Bob give up the dream, you’re a numbers man. 1.4022 0.04917 179 124 38 17
625 This will be expensive—it’s an identity crisis 1.4012 0.05127 172 121 33 18
626 That's what happens when you don't use factory parts. 1.4011 0.04551 177 117 49 11
627 Right there, that's the reason your engine isn't acting funny 1.4000 0.04429 180 118 52 10
628 Sounds weird, but one more clown and you’re ready to run America. 1.4000 0.05020 180 127 34 19
629 Yup, that's the reason this model is on recall. 1.4000 0.04498 180 119 50 11
630 I see that you missed last year's clown recall. 1.4000 0.04567 180 120 48 12
631 See there’s your problem, one of your cylinders keeps firing the others 1.4000 0.05020 180 127 34 19
632 I found the source of your unfunny noise. 1.4000 0.04567 180 120 48 12
633 Well, I guess you could swap this dork for a bozo. 1.4000 0.04656 175 117 46 12
634 I didn’t realize it was that serious 1.4000 0.04924 165 112 40 13
635 It's not making a funny sound? 1.4000 0.04701 180 122 44 14
636 All she needs is a new rubber nose and a wig and she'll be as good as new. 1.4000 0.04831 180 124 40 16
637 I think I found that "unfunny" noise coming from under your hood. 1.4000 0.04766 180 123 42 15
638 You bozos got a serious problem here... 1.4000 0.04567 180 120 48 12
639 It’s gonna be about $2500. That’s labor, makeup, and wig . 1.3966 0.04715 179 122 43 14
640 The protests forced us to change the way we secretly transport Donald and his cabinet! 1.3966 0.04911 179 125 37 17
641 We lost a clown in Yuma so we had to go with a door-to-door salesman. 1.3966 0.04781 179 123 41 15
642 How did you get a square to join your circle? 1.3966 0.05037 179 127 33 19
643 This is why your timing's off. 1.3966 0.04648 179 121 45 13
644 I think I found the funny noise in your engine... 1.3966 0.04580 179 120 47 12
645 We've been seeing some issues with the European replacement parts. 1.3966 0.04715 179 122 43 14
646 Donald says he is not getting in unless he can sit next to Kellyann. 1.3963 0.05162 164 115 33 16
647 Harold's dream of running off and joining the circus was thwarted again... 1.3963 0.04786 164 110 43 11
648 No wonder. One of your plugs has no spark. 1.3963 0.04786 164 110 43 11
649 So it's still running a little unfunny? 1.3963 0.04707 164 109 45 10
650 Looks like you need a new circus breaker. 1.3951 0.04904 162 110 40 12
651 I thought you said a Crown Victoria. 1.3951 0.04981 162 111 38 13
652 There are a bunch of funny noises under there, but one of your problems looks pretty serious... 1.3951 0.05058 162 112 36 14
653 There’s the problem, you can’t run one of these things on three clowns and an accountant. 1.3951 0.05207 162 114 32 16
654 We’re low on parts, so I’ve put in a temp. 1.3951 0.04745 162 108 44 10
655 Looks like one of your cylinders has gone straight. 1.3951 0.04981 162 111 38 13
656 ah- there's the problem- you have a lawyer in the collision avoidance system 1.3951 0.04981 162 111 38 13
657 Looks like you're missing a sense of humor in your front right end. 1.3941 0.05095 170 120 33 17
658 Somebody's tie is caught in the fan belt 1.3941 0.04886 170 117 39 14
659 I see what the problem is, sir. You’re supposed to keep the Jack in the trunk. 1.3939 0.04524 165 108 49 8
660 Look, it's the Trump administration. 1.3929 0.05207 168 120 30 18
661 – You’re taking the cabinet on a road trip? 1.3929 0.05342 168 122 26 20
662 It may need a three ring job.. 1.3929 0.04550 168 111 48 9
663 How long has your car been driving funny? 1.3929 0.04627 168 112 46 10
664 There's your knocking right there. You got a loose accountant. 1.3929 0.04926 168 116 38 14
665 I’d guess that your timing is off. 1.3929 0.04704 168 113 44 11
666 Mr Sondheim will not be pleased! 1.3929 0.04926 168 116 38 14
667 Here’s your problem - and it looks serious. 1.3929 0.04550 168 113 45 10
668 There's your problem - bad comedic timing in the 4th cylinder 1.3929 0.04779 168 114 42 12
669 Seems like one of your clowns has lost his spark. 1.3929 0.04627 168 112 46 10
670 And when did it stop making the funny noises? 1.3929 0.04853 168 115 40 13
671 I didn't have any Bozos left in stock, but this generic Dave should work just as well. 1.3929 0.04704 168 113 44 11
672 The funny sound went away when I put in Terry from Accounting. 1.3929 0.05138 168 119 32 17
673 Yes, you did say there was something funny going on under the hood. 1.3929 0.05138 168 119 32 17
674 Does this look like a joke to you? 1.3929 0.04926 168 116 38 14
675 You're gonna need a new gear shtick. 1.3929 0.04704 168 113 44 11
676 Your slap has been disconnected from your stick. 1.3929 0.04704 168 113 44 11
677 You told me you were going to use genuine factory parts 1.3929 0.04853 168 115 40 13
678 Clowns are out of stock but we found you a spare accountant. 1.3929 0.04926 168 116 38 14
679 There’s your problem right there. Your accountant needs to be replaced. 1.3929 0.04926 168 116 38 14
680 Running late for Cabinet meeting. 1.3929 0.04998 168 117 36 15
681 It’s the Donald and his Cabinet! 1.3929 0.05275 168 121 28 19
682 I'm the one who goes, "Vroom, vroom!" 1.3929 0.04926 168 116 38 14
683 You got a bad dipstick. Better replace it with slapstick. 1.3929 0.04853 168 115 40 13
684 One of your nuts is stiff. 1.3929 0.05342 168 122 26 20
685 Well, I've found your problem. You have no engine. 1.3929 0.05138 168 119 32 17
686 I think we found where the honking was coming from. 1.3929 0.04853 168 115 40 13
687 Can you remove the governor? 1.3929 0.05068 168 118 34 16
688 No, replacing a red nose with glasses, and a wig with a tie will not turn a clown car into a smart car. 1.3929 0.04926 168 116 38 14
689 Ah, I see the problem here. Someone has replaced your coolant with an accountant. 1.3929 0.04926 168 116 38 14
690 This should help you drive more conservatively. 1.3929 0.04853 168 115 40 13
691 Jason, get out. 1.3920 0.04766 176 121 41 14
692 Meet Bill, our new diversity hire. 1.3918 0.05071 171 121 33 17
693 That’s Larry, our IT guy. He was teaching us how to Zoom. 1.3918 0.04792 171 117 41 13
694 You’ve got a serious problem in the front end. 1.3918 0.04646 171 115 45 11
695 It all sounds funny to me, but you've got a serious problem up here at the front. 1.3918 0.04646 171 115 45 11
696 Oh! What lame brain left a random Jack in here? 1.3918 0.05003 171 120 35 16
697 It’s the office clown that’s slowing you down. 1.3918 0.04719 171 116 43 12
698 Little hair dye and a red nose you’ll be hitting on all four. 1.3918 0.04646 171 115 45 11
699 Ah, well there’s your problem. No engine. 1.3918 0.04863 171 118 39 14
700 Clearly you've got a timing problem. 1.3918 0.04571 171 114 47 10
701 He does observational comedy. It’s more for the parents. 1.3918 0.04495 171 113 49 9
702 Oh, an engineer... 1.3918 0.05003 171 120 35 16
703 Well, here's yer problem — you've got a Republican under the hood. 1.3918 0.05071 171 121 33 17
704 Cabinet meeting? 1.3918 0.05071 171 121 33 17
705 Well, there's your problem. You're using the wrong fool. 1.3916 0.05111 166 117 33 16
706 I suppose you're also going to tell me there's a tiger in the tank? 1.3916 0.04892 166 114 39 13
707 Yes, you'll definitely get better smileage without him. 1.3916 0.04892 166 114 39 13
708 Well, at least we know what's NOT making the funny noise. 1.3916 0.04584 166 110 47 9
709 What! Is this your idea of a joke? 1.3916 0.04892 166 114 39 13
710 well, for starters one of them looks out of place 1.3916 0.04740 166 112 43 11
711 What do you think Joe, can we remove the governor? 1.3905 0.04830 169 116 40 13
712 I knew my car sounded funny. 1.3896 0.04726 154 102 44 8
713 Eric! Out! 1.3895 0.04625 172 116 45 11
714 So that's why it was making funny noises. 1.3882 0.04660 170 115 44 11
715 You're right. It does sound a little unfunny. 1.3882 0.04660 170 115 44 11
716 This is no laughing matter. An accountant extraction is one of our priciest jobs. 1.3882 0.05019 170 120 34 16
717 There's the problem sir, your only running on 3 clowns. 1.3882 0.04734 170 116 42 12
718 What kind of smileage do you get on this? 1.3882 0.05019 170 120 34 16
719 Of course it's not working, it's filled with members of Congress. 1.3882 0.05019 170 120 34 16
720 You’re supposed to rotate them every 10,000 miles. 1.3882 0.05019 170 120 34 16
721 The good news is there is just one serious problem under the hood. 1.3882 0.04734 170 116 42 12
722 We’re starting to see this with the new hybrids. 1.3882 0.04949 170 119 36 15
723 I see the problem, The last place you had it fixed didn't use original clown parts. 1.3882 0.04949 170 119 36 15
724 Here's your problem. You're not clowning on all four cylinders. 1.3882 0.04508 170 113 48 9
725 Here’s your problem. Your lawyer’s gumming things up again. 1.3869 0.04918 168 117 37 14
726 So you said the Check Dwight light was on? 1.3869 0.05061 168 119 33 16
727 Well, I can slap a rainbow wig on him...that just might hold you over till you get where you need to be. 1.3862 0.05196 145 100 34 11
728 This could take awhile, he’s not clowning around” 1.3861 0.05214 158 112 31 15
729 So in your line of work that's a diversity hire? 1.3856 0.05090 153 106 35 12
730 Uh oh, this one's serious. 1.3856 0.05337 153 109 29 15
731 Who installed the lawyer? He’s throwing off their timing. 1.3856 0.05174 153 107 33 13
732 Well, there's your problem - your classic wardrobe malfunction. 1.3856 0.04830 153 103 41 9
733 I'm sorry sir, but this car pool is reserved for Senate Republicans. 1.3856 0.05574 153 112 23 18
734 How did he get in there with all you Republicans? 1.3856 0.04830 153 103 41 9
735 Couldn't you just use the bunker for a secret cabinet meeting? 1.3856 0.05417 153 110 27 16
736 Hate to break it to you pal, but you've got a serious problem. 1.3856 0.05090 153 106 35 12
737 You need cosmetic repairs. 1.3856 0.05005 153 105 37 11
738 Maybe, I can fix it, but there's more than one loose screw here. 1.3856 0.05090 153 106 35 12
739 Whose the clown in the front? 1.3856 0.05005 153 105 37 11
740 Well here's your problem, this guy's not even a clown! 1.3856 0.05256 153 108 31 14
741 Uh oh. That looks serious. 1.3856 0.05005 153 105 37 11
742 I told him these new hybrids are a joke. 1.3856 0.05090 153 106 35 12
743 Looks like one of your spark plugs is a dud. 1.3856 0.05174 153 107 33 13
744 There’s something funny going on with your engine 1.3856 0.05090 153 106 35 12
745 Three clowns and a White House official. Take it back, four clowns. 1.3856 0.05496 153 111 25 17
746 Frankly, ANY Bozo knows you can’t put a square plug in a clown hole. 1.3856 0.05090 153 106 35 12
747 There's your problem: you've got three bureaucrats and one clown. 1.3856 0.05337 153 109 29 15
748 The problem is with your new dipstick. 1.3856 0.05174 153 107 33 13
749 It’s running a little funny 1.3856 0.05005 153 105 37 11
750 One of these is not acting funny. 1.3856 0.05256 153 108 31 14
751 Bob, quit not clowning around. 1.3856 0.05256 153 108 31 14
752 In excellent used condition, straight from the President’s own private collection! 1.3856 0.05417 153 110 27 16
753 I see the timing problem 1.3856 0.04262 153 97 53 3
754 You’ll need to pick just one as your running mate. 1.3856 0.05090 153 106 35 12
755 Get out, Jeff. I heard him call dibs. 1.3851 0.04989 161 112 36 13
756 ‘It makes a funny noise’? Is this some kind of dumb joke? 1.3846 0.05261 156 111 30 15
757 I didn’t have the part you wanted, so I made do with one of the clowns from city hall. 1.3846 0.05101 156 109 34 13
758 Honestly, when you said it was making a funny noise, this is exactly what I pictured. 1.3846 0.04852 156 106 40 10
759 I found an electrical issue. It’s a faulty circus. 1.3846 0.05101 156 109 34 13
760 Just what I thought. You need to change your Earl. 1.3846 0.05261 156 111 30 15
761 Well, you've got three clowns and one politician; so what did you expect? 1.3846 0.05101 156 109 34 13
762 What seems to be the problem, Senators? 1.3846 0.05182 156 110 32 14
763 What clown put this guy in here? 1.3846 0.05101 156 109 34 13
764 The problem is your not laughing on all four cylinders. 1.3846 0.05339 156 112 28 16
765 Sorry, looks like we're out of circus breakers 1.3846 0.04936 156 107 38 11
766 No problem. It's just a bunch of clowns from 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. 1.3846 0.05174 169 122 29 18
767 Wow. You fit the whole Cabinet in there. 1.3846 0.05020 156 108 36 12
768 OH! This one looks serious. 1.3846 0.04852 156 106 40 10
769 They're just the boys in the hood! 1.3846 0.04821 169 117 39 13
770 There’s your problem: One of your clowns got a real job. 1.3846 0.05020 156 108 36 12
771 He was in the trunk as a spare. Do you have a clown that will fit? 1.3846 0.04936 156 107 38 11
772 I’m sorry, but the use of non-standard parts has voided your warranty. 1.3846 0.04766 156 105 42 9
773 It'll take about three weeks to get a replacement clown from the factory. 1.3846 0.04936 156 107 38 11
774 I should have known when you said there was something funny under your hood 1.3841 0.04685 151 100 44 7
775 You just can’t get these clowns to social distance 1.3841 0.04960 151 103 38 10
776 Well there’s your problem. An aftermarket part that doesn’t fit this model. 1.3841 0.04960 151 103 38 10
777 I thought the President’s top advisors were required to travel separately. 1.3841 0.05135 151 105 34 12
778 Looks like you’ve got a serious problem here. 1.3841 0.05135 151 105 34 12
779 Here’s your problem, this ones a White House staffer, totally different type of clown 1.3836 0.05413 159 116 25 18
780 ‘The mechanic said my engine was acting funny...’ 1.3836 0.05187 159 113 31 15
781 We’ll slap a little face paint and red nose on this one and have it running funny again in no time. 1.3836 0.04952 159 110 37 12
782 It keeps making knock knock jokes... 1.3836 0.04532 159 105 47 7
783 I’d say, yes, it is serious. 1.3836 0.04704 159 107 43 9
784 You say it's making an unfunny noise? 1.3836 0.05263 159 114 29 16
785 It's all about timing, and he doesn't have it. 1.3836 0.04704 159 107 43 9
786 I can see you've reached your diversity goals. 1.3836 0.04704 159 107 43 9
787 I am not a fan of these new hybrid models. 1.3836 0.04704 159 107 43 9
788 I think it’s a timing problem. 1.3836 0.04704 159 107 43 9
789 Yous guys want me or Bozo here to work on your car? 1.3836 0.05031 159 111 35 13
790 No wonder you’re not getting any laughs; you’re running on three clowns and a politician. 1.3836 0.04952 159 110 37 12
791 Yep, I can put a wig and some makeup on him, but he'll still be an accountant. 1.3836 0.04952 159 110 37 12
792 Aha, there’s the problem. Looks like another one of your clowns has gone rogue, Mr. Trump. 1.3836 0.05263 159 114 29 16
793 I think I know what's causing the un-funny noise. 1.3836 0.04871 159 109 39 11
794 Yeah, I hear it. Something doesn't sound funny. 1.3836 0.05110 159 112 33 14
795 Well, there's your problem with misfiring - your number three cylinder is an accountant. 1.3836 0.05110 159 112 33 14
796 You're right. The problem isn't funny. 1.3836 0.04952 159 110 37 12
797 Your problem isn't overt humor, it's hidden irony. 1.3836 0.04952 159 110 37 12
798 You gotta Fox viewer in here...... No wonder it's pulling to the right..... 1.3831 0.04892 154 105 39 10
799 I'm pretty sure you're being hoodwinked. 1.3831 0.04892 154 105 39 10
800 They are hand picked. Some of the administration's earlier appointees could not handle the ride. 1.3826 0.04911 149 101 39 9
801 I think I know what's NOT making that funny sound. 1.3824 0.04576 170 115 45 10
802 There's your problem..your right front clown is stripped. 1.3822 0.05075 157 110 34 13
803 Looks like you've got a clogged fool injector. 1.3822 0.05154 157 111 32 14
804 I'm sorry Senator, it seems the President needs your seat. 1.3822 0.05387 157 114 26 17
805 I see your problem - you've got a commuter clogging your injectors. 1.3822 0.05233 157 112 30 15
806 Bad news: you have a management consultant. 1.3822 0.04993 157 109 36 12
807 Don‘t look at me like that, the clowns in D.C. all wear this outfit. 1.3822 0.04993 157 109 36 12
808 Good thing you brought her in. That funny sound was getting serious. 1.3822 0.04993 157 109 36 12
809 I’m afraid it’s more serious than I expected. 1.3822 0.04742 157 106 42 9
810 Well, that explains the funny noise you’ve been hearing. 1.3822 0.04827 157 107 40 10
811 Bill, please get out of there. 1.3822 0.05154 157 111 32 14
812 We first noticed something was wrong when the horn went 'Honk' rather than 'Ay-ooo-ga!' 1.3822 0.04911 157 108 38 11
813 Well, there's your problem. It's your administration. 1.3822 0.05310 157 113 28 16
814 You got the wrong bozo . 1.3822 0.04742 157 106 42 9
815 These new hybrid engines are no laughing matter. 1.3822 0.04993 157 109 36 12
816 Yep, dad jokes will do that. 1.3822 0.04911 157 108 38 11
817 The office clown is not an authorized part. 1.3822 0.05075 157 110 34 13
818 You say it no longer makes that funny noise...Wait, I may see your problem. 1.3822 0.04827 157 107 40 10
819 You're really better off replacing all four or none at all 1.3822 0.05075 157 110 34 13
820 It's a slapstick shift. 1.3822 0.04993 157 109 36 12
821 Let’s get this show on the road! 1.3822 0.04911 157 108 38 11
822 I see one serious problem. 1.3822 0.05154 157 111 32 14
823 Pretty sure corporate clowns invalidate the warranty. 1.3822 0.05075 157 110 34 13
824 You should only use authorized clown car replacement parts. 1.3822 0.04911 157 108 38 11
825 Just some bigger shoes for the front left and you'll be up and running in no time. 1.3813 0.05006 160 112 35 13
826 It's his timing. 1.3810 0.05317 147 104 30 13
827 I see the problem here. You needed a replacement clown and got a bozo instead. 1.3806 0.05200 155 110 31 14
828 This may be why its not running funny 1.3806 0.04867 155 106 39 10
829 Finding intermittent laughter under the hood on these is done by process of elimination. First, we start by swapping out one clown with an accountant, then go from there. 1.3806 0.05280 155 111 29 15
830 Mr. President, wouldn't you rather meet with your Cabinet in the West Wing 1.3806 0.05280 155 111 29 15
831 Ok,which one of you described yourself as a "spark plug" on Linkedin? 1.3806 0.05036 155 108 35 12
832 Right here’s your problem. This ones obviously the wrong replacement part. 1.3806 0.04510 155 102 47 6
833 Here's your problem, you've got a clogged fool system. 1.3806 0.05036 155 108 35 12
834 You need to change clowns every 3,000 miles. 1.3806 0.04867 155 106 39 10
835 The problem is your son doesn't want to be a clown. 1.3800 0.05065 150 104 35 11
836 Well, we found your problem Mr. President. 1.3797 0.05282 158 114 28 16
837 Every 10,000 miles or so you’re supposed to reapply your makeup. 1.3797 0.04454 158 111 38 9
838 I was unaware that clowns are exempt from social distancing regulations... 1.3797 0.05127 158 112 32 14
839 I didn’t know they moved the Republican Convention from Tulsa to this car 1.3791 0.05487 153 112 24 17
840 Yes technically a Whitehouse staffer is a clown but I have to remove it to make the car run . 1.3791 0.05246 153 109 30 14
841 Yeah, well, put a Bill Barr in here and of course your timing is going to be off. 1.3791 0.05164 153 108 32 13
842 Turns out all the engine knocking was in fact Bob's cry for help. 1.3789 0.04902 161 112 37 12
843 If you've had your car in storage for any length of time, it's important to check that mice, squirrels, or dismissed presidential aides haven't made a nest under your hood. 1.3784 0.05542 148 108 24 16
844 There is something not funny under your hood. 1.3782 0.05010 156 109 35 12
845 He just isn’t fitting in 1.3782 0.04842 156 107 39 10
846 Yeah, that's a serious problem you've got there. 1.3782 0.04842 156 107 39 10
847 Yeah, it's a funny sound -- but it could be funnier. 1.3782 0.05010 156 109 35 12
848 Not sure about the engine, but all 23 of the horns definitely work. 1.3782 0.05092 156 110 33 13
849 Well here's your problem. You got you a Mister Fancy Pants here. 1.3782 0.05010 156 109 35 12
850 I can see the problem. One of your jesters is malfunctioning. 1.3782 0.05092 156 110 33 13
851 PLEASE tell me the engine’s in the back. 1.3782 0.04927 156 108 37 11
852 I found out what was making that funny noise 1.3782 0.04668 156 105 43 8
853 I can see why your timing is off. 1.3782 0.05252 156 112 29 15
854 Sorry... we can't fix hybrids. 1.3782 0.05010 156 109 35 12
855 See, you can't have a German part in a Ringling engine. 1.3782 0.05092 156 110 33 13
856 I see the problem. There's more corn in the engine than in the gasoline. 1.3782 0.04927 156 108 37 11
857 Once one clown breaks down, it's only a matter of time before the rest need to be replaced too. 1.3782 0.04578 156 104 45 7
858 We'll slap some paint on him and you'll be good to go. 1.3782 0.04927 156 108 37 11
859 You there, with the tie, this car is for Republicans only. 1.3782 0.05330 156 113 27 16
860 Aha! Looks like someone stuck an accountant in there, now those funny noises add up. 1.3782 0.04927 156 108 37 11
861 Class clowns don't count, get out. 1.3766 0.04705 154 104 42 8
862 This really affects your smileage. 1.3760 0.05408 125 86 31 8
863 Looks like there's no spark on number four. 1.3741 0.04942 147 101 37 9
864 There’s a problem with you fool-injection system. 1.3741 0.04942 147 101 37 9
865 Looks like you've got a worn-out gag. 1.3741 0.04942 147 101 37 9
866 Introducing the new Ford Quarantine. 1.3733 0.04874 150 103 38 9
867 Looks like there’s one nut out of place 1.3733 0.05054 150 105 34 11
868 It’s only running on three clowns 1.3733 0.04965 150 104 36 10
869 I see the problem; one of your sillyanders is not working. 1.3733 0.05313 150 108 28 14
870 I see the problem... and it's pretty serious. 1.3733 0.04781 150 102 40 8
871 Not my car. Not my clowns. 1.3733 0.05228 150 107 30 13
872 That guy is the office clown. 1.3733 0.05228 150 107 30 13
873 Looks like you have a serious problem under the hood. 1.3733 0.04687 150 101 42 7
874 This explains the balloon animals in the exhaust. 1.3733 0.05142 150 106 32 12
875 I know he thinks he’s funny, but he’s just slowing you down.” 1.3733 0.04965 150 104 36 10
876 Here's your problem. "It looks serious." 1.3733 0.04781 150 102 40 8
877 I see the issue here, there is a tight wad blocking the flow of your catalytic clown converter 1.3733 0.05397 150 109 26 15
878 Looks like one of your cylinders isn’t acting funny. 1.3733 0.05313 150 108 28 14
879 Using a refurbished clown really impacts performance. 1.3733 0.05054 150 105 34 11
880 You can’t use just any old clown. 1.3733 0.04874 150 103 38 9
881 Who's the clown in a tie? 1.3730 0.05253 126 86 33 7
882 There's your problem. You've got a cranky bean-counter where your dip-shtick should be. 1.3725 0.04984 153 107 35 11
883 Sorry sir, that’s not your Uber ride, it’s his. 1.3716 0.05008 148 103 35 10
884 The warranty does not cover after market clowns. 1.3716 0.05188 148 105 31 12
885 Sir, can you please step out of the vehicle? 1.3716 0.05099 148 104 33 11
886 He’s not joking, part of your engine has a serious problem. 1.3716 0.05447 148 108 25 15
887 When Joe saw the lawyer, he knew his days of ripping off the clowns were over. 1.3716 0.05099 148 104 33 11
888 Looks like up front here your timing's off. 1.3716 0.04915 148 102 37 9
889 Simple fix. A red nose, some pancake makeup and you're back in business. 1.3716 0.05099 148 104 33 11
890 That there’s your problem. He’s not funny. 1.3716 0.04821 148 101 39 8
891 There's the problem. You got a lawyer involved. 1.3716 0.05099 148 104 33 11
892 I figured out where that unfunny noise is coming from. 1.3716 0.04821 148 101 39 8
893 I think I have found where the funny noise is not coming from. 1.3716 0.04724 148 100 41 7
894 This is serious -- aftermarket parts void your warranty. 1.3716 0.05099 148 104 33 11
895 Yep, looks like you've got a blockage to your punch line. 1.3716 0.05008 148 103 35 10
896 For the record to count the hood has to close. 1.3716 0.05188 148 105 31 12
897 No wonder your engine is acting funny. 1.3716 0.04821 148 101 39 8
898 Looks like an insurance rider to me... 1.3716 0.05008 148 103 35 10
899 I'm more a trapeze artist car specialist, but I'll see what I can do. 1.3716 0.04724 148 100 41 7
900 Your car’s acting funny. 1.3716 0.05614 148 110 21 17
901 I can fix it. It's just a Republican who lost his clown nose and fright wig. 1.3716 0.05362 148 107 27 14
902 Looks like one of your cylinders needs a make over. 1.3714 0.05002 140 96 36 8
903 No masks? 1.3714 0.05301 140 99 30 11
904 Oh I see the problem. You have a part that doesn't fit. 1.3709 0.05114 151 107 32 12
905 Yes, that would definitely decrease your smiles per gallon. 1.3709 0.04848 151 104 38 9
906 You’re in luck. I’m the greatest mechanic on Earth. 1.3709 0.05114 151 107 32 12
907 There's your problem: you seem to be down a clown. 1.3709 0.04848 151 104 38 9
908 This would explain your timing problem. 1.3709 0.04469 151 100 46 5
909 This can only be fixed by removing all the Senate Republicans 1.3709 0.05367 151 110 26 15
910 I'm sorry, there isn't any more room. Try the White House. 1.3709 0.05114 151 107 32 12
911 That’s the only issue that looks serious. 1.3709 0.04756 151 103 40 8
912 This is a serious problem. 1.3709 0.05114 151 107 32 12
913 Now I see why your timing is off. 1.3709 0.04938 151 105 36 10
914 There's your problem. You have an accountant near your clownburator. 1.3709 0.05284 151 109 28 14
915 A clown to the left of me, jokers to the right - here I am, stuck in the middle with Hugh. 1.3709 0.05284 151 109 28 14
916 The Wall Street clown is your problem 1.3706 0.05126 143 100 33 10
917 I’m a mechanic, not a therapist. 1.3706 0.04829 143 97 39 7
918 You need a whole new Administration..... 1.3706 0.05126 143 100 33 10
919 Here is the not-funny part 1.3706 0.05315 143 102 29 12
920 I've got bad news. It's the timing. 1.3706 0.05029 143 99 35 9
921 Ah that’s it—the tech guy. 1.3706 0.05029 143 99 35 9
922 I don't like the look of one of those cylinder heads. 1.3706 0.05126 143 100 33 10
923 So, you say it started missing, then made a boring noise and quit, huh? 1.3706 0.05221 143 101 31 11
924 This explains the whining sound that was coming from your engine. 1.3699 0.04957 146 101 36 9
925 Dennis, how could you, you were supposed to go to accounting school and now I find you working with... politicians. 1.3699 0.05235 146 104 30 12
926 ‘the timing is off’ 1.3699 0.05499 146 107 24 15
927 Some clown put the wrong part in there ! 1.3699 0.05499 146 107 24 15
928 There's your problem! You put a D.C. clown in with the circus clowns. 1.3699 0.05235 146 104 30 12
929 I think I see why your car hasn't been acting funny. 1.3699 0.04861 146 100 38 8
930 'He needed a lift.' 1.3699 0.05144 146 103 32 11
931 Always go with brand-name clowns, never generic. 1.3699 0.05235 146 104 30 12
932 I think I see your problem. Only one of your four cylinders is straight... 1.3699 0.04763 146 99 40 7
933 I'm sorry sir, you seem to be in the wrong seat, let me take you up to business class and let this clown have his seat. 1.3699 0.04957 146 101 36 9
934 I don't know, it's just not making a funny noise. 1.3699 0.05144 146 103 32 11
935 I'll have to order a nerd puller. 1.3699 0.05144 146 103 32 11
936 Who's the clown with the glasses... 1.3699 0.05235 146 104 30 12
937 This is serious - you've got a stiff crank. 1.3699 0.05235 146 104 30 12
938 This one belonged to his last Chief of Staff. 1.3699 0.05325 146 105 28 13
939 I heard a funny noise coming from under the hood. 1.3699 0.05052 146 102 34 10
940 There’s your problem. A corporate clown. 1.3699 0.05325 146 105 28 13
941 I think I see your problem but my head mechanic is off today. 1.3699 0.05144 146 103 32 11
942 Whoa, Carrot Top, you've got an aftermarket part here. 1.3699 0.05413 146 106 26 14
943 There's your problem, a Republican! 1.3699 0.05669 146 109 20 17
944 I think this political clown may be your problem. 1.3699 0.05325 146 105 28 13
945 Here's why your engine is not making that funny sound anymore. 1.3699 0.05413 146 106 26 14
946 How long ago did it stop making the funny noise? 1.3699 0.05325 146 105 28 13
947 If that's not a metaphor for the Trump administration, I don't know what is. 1.3699 0.05052 146 102 34 10
948 It’s a defective fool injector, alright. 1.3699 0.05144 146 103 32 11
949 Which one is knock knocking? 1.3699 0.05144 146 103 32 11
950 Here's your problem. He isn't a factory part. 1.3699 0.05144 146 103 32 11
951 I'm afraid this is serious. 1.3699 0.05144 146 103 32 11
952 Some Bozo must have used an aftermarket part. 1.3699 0.05144 146 103 32 11
953 No wonder it stalled, it’s powered by the GOP 1.3699 0.04957 146 101 36 9
954 You need to replace the corporate clown. 1.3699 0.04861 146 100 38 8
955 Oh no! I said a Ford Fairlane CROWN Victoria! 1.3699 0.04957 146 101 36 9
956 I’ve been expecting you Mr. Bond. 1.3699 0.05413 146 106 26 14
957 Here's your problem. Your comedic timing is way off. 1.3699 0.05052 146 102 34 10
958 Nice car, what’s the smilage? 1.3699 0.05413 146 106 26 14
959 This transmission was clearly installed by a bozo. 1.3699 0.05413 146 106 26 14
960 You need to replace your straight man every 10,000 miles, or they can't carry a bit anymore. 1.3699 0.05144 146 103 32 11
961 I'm afraid this will have to do for now, replacement clowns are on back order. 1.3699 0.05052 146 102 34 10
962 How’d that Bozo get in there!?! 1.3699 0.05144 146 103 32 11
963 I have everything else,but i"ll have to order a rubber nose. 1.3699 0.04957 146 101 36 9
964 And this is why you should never purchase parts from another manufacturer... 1.3699 0.05325 146 105 28 13
965 That's your problem. You have a cylinder that isn't acting funny. 1.3699 0.05144 146 103 32 11
966 It looks like you'll need to replace Dr. Fauci if you want maximum clown car performance. 1.3699 0.05669 146 109 20 17
967 He must have thought this was a Trump rally. 1.3696 0.05546 138 100 25 13
968 Your timing is off 1.3696 0.05047 138 95 35 8
969 I see your problem...your jokes aren’t hitting on all cylinders 1.3696 0.05150 138 96 33 9
970 It looks like you’re not clowning on all four cylinders. 1.3696 0.05352 138 98 29 11
971 Well here's your problem: your last mechanic used an unauthorized replacement part. 1.3696 0.05047 138 95 35 8
972 I'm afraid this looks serious. 1.3696 0.05252 138 97 31 10
973 This one is very serious. 1.3696 0.05252 138 97 31 10
974 I can definitely see how this would affect the performance. 1.3696 0.05047 138 95 35 8
975 See, I told you the problem was serious. 1.3696 0.05047 138 95 35 8
976 Your choice Mr. Trump, You and your cabinet secretaries can hide in this car or in the bunker 1.3696 0.05450 138 99 27 12
977 The problem with your car is more serious than we thought 1.3696 0.04941 138 94 37 7
978 Looks like we have a serious problem. 1.3696 0.05150 138 96 33 9
979 Arnie, like I told ya last week with the hearse—you fit in, but you don’t fit in. 1.3696 0.05047 138 95 35 8
980 Well here’s your problem. One of the nuts is stripped. 1.3696 0.05252 138 97 31 10
981 You’ve filled up with the wrong type of clown. This you see is an office clown, not a circus clown. He’ll totally ruin your engine- no joy just awkward jokes. 1.3696 0.05252 138 97 31 10
982 That aftermarket Trump clown you installed really furgled up the engine. 1.3696 0.05252 138 97 31 10
983 I see your problem. 1.3696 0.05252 138 97 31 10
984 To fix it, I'll need Congress to step out of the vehicle. 1.3696 0.05352 138 98 29 11
985 I knew there was something serious under the hood. 1.3696 0.04833 138 93 39 6
986 You're only running at 3/4 power. This isn't funny. 1.3696 0.05150 138 96 33 9
987 Well, there's your problem. One of your clowns has become an MBA. 1.3696 0.05047 138 95 35 8
988 I can see someone has been clowning around with your car. 1.3696 0.05047 138 95 35 8
989 I'm not trained on the new hybrids. 1.3696 0.05150 138 96 33 9
990 It seems as if your engine needs a toon-up. 1.3696 0.04833 138 93 39 6
991 You really don't know till you look under the hood. 1.3696 0.04722 138 92 41 5
992 I can see your problem right here. It looks serious. 1.3696 0.05352 138 98 29 11
993 There's your problem. These guys are supposed to be in the trunk." 1.3696 0.05150 138 96 33 9
994 There’s your problem: you can’t use a political clown in a circus clown car. 1.3696 0.04941 138 94 37 7
995 I'm sorry. I have a childhood fear of lawyers. 1.3696 0.05352 138 98 29 11
996 There's your problem: their feet don't reach the road. 1.3696 0.05047 138 95 35 8
997 I thought there was a funny noise under the hood. 1.3696 0.04833 138 93 39 6
998 I'll remove the micromanager. 1.3696 0.05450 138 99 27 12
999 You definitely should be hearing more ‘nyuk nyuk’ and less ‘ackshually.’ 1.3681 0.05097 144 101 33 10
1000 There’s a knock-knock because your lawyer is clogging up the punchline. 1.3681 0.05097 144 101 33 10
1001 There's your trouble, you have a nerd in your radiator. 1.3681 0.05284 144 103 29 12
1002 So, which clown sold you this car? 1.3681 0.05097 144 101 33 10
1003 You don't have to go in the office, but you can't stay here! 1.3681 0.05097 144 101 33 10
1004 We'll need to fire one of your pistons. 1.3681 0.05001 144 100 35 9
1005 Roger tried to stay cool. But deep inside he knew the ride was over 1.3676 0.05404 136 97 28 11
1006 I tried to tell him he wouldn’t fit in 1.3676 0.05093 136 94 34 8
1007 I think I found your problem 1.3676 0.05404 136 97 28 11
1008 Looks like your number 4 cylinder has serious issues. 1.3676 0.05199 136 95 32 9
1009 You'll be needing a new straight man 1.3676 0.04985 136 93 36 7
1010 This engine won't run with a straight man. 1.3676 0.05404 136 97 28 11
1011 I'll need to check his deadpan. 1.3676 0.04985 136 93 36 7
1012 That one with the glasses needs a complete overhaul, but it'll cost you. 1.3676 0.04985 136 93 36 7
1013 We need to replace your Bob with a Bozo and it ain’t going to be cheap. 1.3676 0.05199 136 95 32 9
1014 I don't think you're firing on all cylinders. 1.3676 0.04985 136 93 36 7
1015 I see the problem. One of you cylinders is square. 1.3676 0.05093 136 94 34 8
1016 Does it look like I’m laughing? 1.3676 0.05093 136 94 34 8
1017 Excuse me, you'll need to make way for the president. 1.3676 0.05602 136 99 24 13
1018 There’s your problem – one of your clowns isn’t working. 1.3676 0.05093 136 94 34 8
1019 Yep, there's the problem. A loose nut! 1.3676 0.05504 136 98 26 12
1020 I told you something wasn’t funny with the engine. 1.3676 0.05093 136 94 34 8
1021 No wonder, you have a bad clown in there. 1.3676 0.04761 136 91 40 5
1022 And how long hasn't it been making a funny noise? 1.3676 0.05093 136 94 34 8
1023 Ah there's your problem - you're down a clown! 1.3676 0.05199 136 95 32 9
1024 Well I'm glad someone is taking this seriously. 1.3676 0.05302 136 96 30 10
1025 Of course, this voids your warranty. 1.3676 0.05199 136 95 32 9
1026 I see the problem, an incompatible accountant part was installed 1.3676 0.05302 136 96 30 10
1027 Bob, Bob . . . for the last time, you cannot be a clown, you're just an accountant, with a MBA. 1.3676 0.04985 136 93 36 7
1028 Ah, I see your problem. That’s the wrong clown. 1.3676 0.04985 136 93 36 7
1029 It's not as funny as it could have been. 1.3676 0.05404 136 97 28 11
1030 The one with the glasses is the social filter, and it's clogged. 1.3676 0.05199 136 95 32 9
1031 Here's the problem, and... it's serious. 1.3676 0.05302 136 96 30 10
1032 Here's why your car stopped sounding funny. 1.3676 0.05093 136 94 34 8
1033 Something looks funny in here. 1.3676 0.04761 136 91 40 5
1034 I think I see your problem. This guy here isn’t a clown. 1.3676 0.05093 136 94 34 8
1035 Well there's your problem; Herb from Accounting. 1.3673 0.05116 147 104 32 11
1036 So you’re saying you put a bunch of clowns in charge and now you’re having problem in the hood? 1.3669 0.05320 139 99 29 11
1037 Well, there’s your problem right there: this one’s not clowning around. 1.3669 0.05417 139 100 27 12
1038 Looks fairly serious to me. 1.3669 0.04805 139 94 39 6
1039 One of your pistons is a little square. 1.3669 0.05320 139 99 29 11
1040 You need to retread their shoes. 1.3669 0.05417 139 100 27 12
1041 Somebody installed an after market part. 1.3669 0.05017 139 96 35 8
1042 Looking for the circus at 1600 Pennsylvania? Just stay in the extreme right. 1.3669 0.05789 139 104 19 16
1043 That loud squealing noise coming from under the hood appears to be political rhetoric. 1.3669 0.05512 139 101 25 13
1044 You didn't say how many clowns to send in... 1.3669 0.04912 139 95 37 7
1045 Maybe we should look in the trunk. 1.3669 0.05320 139 99 29 11
1046 I see your problem right there, one of your clowns is an accountant. 1.3669 0.05221 139 98 31 10
1047 As I suspected, you got an accountant. 1.3669 0.05120 139 97 33 9
1048 No wonder it ain’t running right, ya’ got a dang attorney installed where there oughta be a rodeo clown! 1.3669 0.05120 139 97 33 9
1049 The problem is obvious: You're only running on three clowns. 1.3669 0.05320 139 99 29 11
1050 Oh! Is this the new Hybrid? 1.3669 0.05120 139 97 33 9
1051 How long has it not been acting funny? 1.3669 0.04912 139 95 37 7
1052 You have a faulty clown. 1.3669 0.05320 139 99 29 11
1053 Oh! I see your problem; it's the accountant! 1.3669 0.05417 139 100 27 12
1054 I think we’ve found your problem. 1.3669 0.05320 139 99 29 11
1055 The one on the front left is adversely affecting your smiles per gallon. 1.3669 0.05017 139 96 35 8
1056 I think you've got a little too much play in the engine. 1.3669 0.05017 139 96 35 8
1057 Here's the reason for that un-funny noise you were trying to describe over the phone. 1.3669 0.05512 139 101 25 13
1058 Here's your problem, a burnt out clown. 1.3669 0.05017 139 96 35 8
1059 That's your trouble! One clown short of a six pack. 1.3669 0.05017 139 96 35 8
1060 Just jump in to replace him and we'll be running on all four cylinders 1.3669 0.05120 139 97 33 9
1061 I see why you’re only getting three smiles per gallon. 1.3669 0.05120 139 97 33 9
1062 No, they're not all clowns. I went with the hybrid model. 1.3669 0.05120 139 97 33 9
1063 This should qualify you for the HOV lane. 1.3669 0.05320 139 99 29 11
1064 Well there’s your problem. 1.3662 0.04945 142 98 36 8
1065 Well here’s that ‘yuppie’ sound you were describing. 1.3662 0.05239 142 101 30 11
1066 I see what’s wrong. You have an aftermarket part installed. 1.3662 0.05239 142 101 30 11
1067 I don't think he was factory installed. Your warranty may not cover repairs. 1.3662 0.05045 142 99 34 9
1068 Looks like you have something serious under the hood. 1.3662 0.05045 142 99 34 9
1069 There's your problem right there--a lawyer. 1.3662 0.05143 142 100 32 10
1070 I can see you have plenty of nuts but the bolts are missing 1.3662 0.05239 142 101 30 11
1071 Your fourth honk goes flat? 1.3662 0.05045 142 99 34 9
1072 I’m afraid this isn’t a laughing matter. 1.3662 0.04632 142 95 42 5
1073 So you brought it in because it stopped making the funny sound? 1.3662 0.04843 142 97 38 7
1074 I see it all the time. You thought you'd save a few bucks on a cheap aftermarket part. 1.3662 0.04945 142 98 36 8
1075 You'd think if a country can be run by them why not a car. But this needs an engine. 1.3662 0.05426 142 103 26 13
1076 Try rotating the office clown to the back and restarting the engine 1.3662 0.05045 142 99 34 9
1077 Well, we found the problem,. Unfortunately, while we have wigs and face paint in stock, we’re going to have to special order a red nose. 1.3662 0.04945 142 98 36 8
1078 You're in luck, our Clown Car Specialist just happened to drop by today 1.3662 0.04843 142 97 38 7
1079 The clowns at the dealership sent me to you. 1.3662 0.05045 142 99 34 9
1080 Looks like one of your cylinders just needs a little grease paint. 1.3662 0.04945 142 98 36 8
1081 It's a lawyer ... once they're into the system, they drag their feet. 1.3662 0.05143 142 100 32 10
1082 Sorry, we don't service hybrids. 1.3662 0.04945 142 98 36 8
1083 He's the straight man. 1.3662 0.05239 142 101 30 11
1084 You've got a serious problem here... 1.3662 0.05239 142 101 30 11
1085 One of your pistons isn’t funny. 1.3662 0.05045 142 99 34 9
1086 I'm guessing this is a refurbished clown, correct? 1.3662 0.05143 142 100 32 10
1087 I am afraid you left front clown has little or no expression. 1.3662 0.05143 142 100 32 10
1088 So you say it hasn't been honking as much? 1.3662 0.05239 142 101 30 11
1089 Well, here's why it's missin' - somebody replaced your Bozo with an MBA! 1.3662 0.05143 142 100 32 10
1090 'your engine's missing a cliche'. 1.3662 0.04945 142 98 36 8
1091 When's the last time you changed your seltzer? 1.3662 0.04739 142 96 40 6
1092 Well there’s your problem right there - somebody swapped out your drive clown for an accountant. 1.3662 0.05143 142 100 32 10
1093 You're a clown, Bob Barr, but you can't hide here. 1.3662 0.05334 142 102 28 12
1094 You all know the rules: one coupon per car, and the Trump clown car already used its coupon, and Jared....don't try to duck, I know it's you. 1.3662 0.05334 142 102 28 12
1095 Well I found the short circus 1.3662 0.04945 142 98 36 8
1096 Ah, see this is why your 'Check Dave' light was on. 1.3662 0.05143 142 100 32 10
1097 I see what the problem is. One of your cylinders is a corporate clown. 1.3662 0.05239 142 101 30 11
1098 I can throw make-up and a wig on him, but that just masks the real issue: He’s an accountant and not funny. 1.3662 0.05334 142 102 28 12
1099 Well here's the reason your car is not making funny noises! 1.3662 0.05143 142 100 32 10
1100 Yeah I know he doesn't look like it but that clown is my lawyer. 1.3662 0.05045 142 99 34 9
1101 I see your problem. You let HR get involved. 1.3662 0.05608 142 105 22 15
1102 Here’s why it keeps making an unfunny noise. 1.3662 0.05045 142 99 34 9
1103 And on top of that, you'll probably want to replace your timing belt. 1.3662 0.04945 142 98 36 8
1104 Here’s where that funny sound isn’t coming from. 1.3662 0.05045 142 99 34 9
1105 It looks like your fool mix is off. 1.3657 0.05458 134 96 27 11
1106 Dad? 1.3655 0.04973 145 101 35 9
1107 Ah, see, here's your problem: the accountant is supposed to go in the back. 1.3655 0.05068 145 102 33 10
1108 I see the problem here. You’ve got a politician under the hood. That’s the wrong kind of clown. 1.3655 0.05344 145 105 27 13
1109 I know I’m the mechanic, but you’re their father! 1.3655 0.04973 145 101 35 9
1110 You didn’t tell me it was a hybrid. 1.3655 0.04675 145 98 41 6
1111 So you said it was a honk or a squeak? 1.3655 0.05068 145 102 33 10
1112 Looks like you’ve got a serious problem. 1.3655 0.05162 145 103 31 11
1113 Frank, Send In The Clowns. 1.3655 0.05162 145 103 31 11
1114 Is this supposed to be a joke? 1.3655 0.05344 145 105 27 13
1115 Your problem is this bozo. 1.3655 0.05162 145 103 31 11
1116 Yes, he would definitely bring down your smiles per gallon. 1.3655 0.05254 145 104 29 12
1117 Yep. A generic car part never works quite right. 1.3655 0.04675 145 98 41 6
1118 I can’t take anyone out, Adolph! They’re all big donors. 1.3655 0.05254 145 104 29 12
1119 No wonder, you're short a clown. 1.3655 0.05162 145 103 31 11
1120 Ok,so before we do the state inspection can you confirm this vehicle is registered at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave? 1.3655 0.05254 145 104 29 12
1121 If you’re going to fix cars here, you have some big shoes to fill. 1.3655 0.05433 145 106 25 14
1122 You're right, something doesn't sound funny. 1.3655 0.05344 145 105 27 13
1123 You say he keeps not making a funny noise? 1.3655 0.04973 145 101 35 9
1124 Is this what they mean about the boys in the hood? 1.3655 0.05433 145 106 25 14
1125 Looks like one of your cylinders ain't clowning around. 1.3655 0.05162 145 103 31 11
1126 We found where the not-so-funny sound was coming from. 1.3655 0.04973 145 101 35 9
1127 You hear a normal noise? 1.3655 0.05162 145 103 31 11
1128 You're right, it does sound funny. But not 'ha ha' funny. 1.3655 0.05162 145 103 31 11
1129 ...and nobody is wearing a mask!? 1.3655 0.05162 145 103 31 11
1130 Geez, this is more serious than I thought. 1.3655 0.04875 145 100 37 8
1131 Looks like your electrical system has a short circus. 1.3655 0.04973 145 101 35 9
1132 You seem to be running on laughing gas. 1.3655 0.04973 145 101 35 9
1133 Have you been hearing anything funny from under the hood? 1.3655 0.04571 145 97 43 5
1134 We can fix it, or we're not Barnum and Bailey! 1.3655 0.05162 145 103 31 11
1135 You shouldn't let your humor get this dry. 1.3655 0.05162 145 103 31 11
1136 So who’s THAT bozo? 1.3655 0.04875 145 100 37 8
1137 Which one is the dip stick ! 1.3655 0.05344 145 105 27 13
1138 Oh. I see your problem. You've got a bad clown. I've got some good ones in stock. 1.3655 0.05254 145 104 29 12
1139 Found the differential. 1.3655 0.04776 145 99 39 7
1140 It's a funny story... 1.3655 0.04776 145 99 39 7
1141 You’re right: he’s not making a funny noise. 1.3655 0.04465 145 96 45 4
1142 Oh, he's a clown all right. You pass through Washington, D.C. recently? 1.3655 0.04973 145 101 35 9
1143 Knock-off replacement parts are not something to clown around with. 1.3636 0.05016 143 100 34 9
1144 His dream is to run away and join an accounting firm. 1.3636 0.05485 143 105 24 14
1145 Yes, humor can be a driving force - but it cannot replace the ENGINE. 1.3630 0.05132 146 104 31 11
1146 Ah, I see your problem, and it's no laughing matter. 1.3630 0.05424 135 97 27 11
1147 Well, here's your problem. You've got the start of an accountant infestation. 1.3623 0.05239 138 98 30 10
1148 I see the problem. Looks like you just replaced the mechanisms of government with a bunch of clowns, Mr. President. 1.3623 0.05437 138 100 26 12
1149 They just don’t make cylinder heads like they did in our day. Right Jingles? 1.3623 0.05239 138 98 30 10
1150 Steve had booked his seat well in advance and he wasn’t about to give it up to some clown. 1.3611 0.05363 144 105 26 13
1151 Well, personally, I wouldn’t have bought a car from the Trump Corporation. 1.3611 0.05628 144 108 20 16
1152 Just need to remove the right-wing lug nut and you're good to go! 1.3611 0.05179 144 103 30 11
1153 I see the problem here; Dave from accounting 1.3611 0.05084 144 102 32 10
1154 I have some makeup in the shop,but I'm going to have to order the costume. 1.3611 0.05179 144 103 30 11
1155 Well of course it's not working--you've got a banker in there! 1.3611 0.05271 144 104 28 12
1156 The social distancing isn't the problem. It's the geeky valve. 1.3611 0.05363 144 105 26 13
1157 Let's hope it's under warranty. This is starting to look serious. 1.3611 0.04889 144 100 36 8
1158 It's a Clown Vic. 1.3611 0.04686 144 98 40 6
1159 Not sure I can replace him without a dork wrench. 1.3611 0.05179 144 103 30 11
1160 Here's the problem. You put in regular. 1.3611 0.05084 144 102 32 10
1161 Well, there’s your problem. That number two cylinder isn’t acting funny! 1.3611 0.05084 144 102 32 10
1162 Maybe that noise you heard wasn't so funny after all. 1.3611 0.04987 144 101 34 9
1163 Nows a bad time to say this, but I did acid before I came to work. 1.3611 0.05453 144 106 24 14
1164 Here's what's causing the problem, Mr. Trump. You appear to have a nonconformist under the hood! 1.3611 0.05271 144 104 28 12
1165 Bad news. I'm afraid you have a Republican. 1.3611 0.05363 144 105 26 13
1166 I see the problem and it looks serious. 1.3611 0.04889 144 100 36 8
1167 A little makeup and he'll be just fine. 1.3611 0.04789 144 99 38 7
1168 You gotta do something about that deadpan. 1.3611 0.05084 144 102 32 10
1169 Yep... there's the source of your unfunny noise, right there. 1.3611 0.04889 144 100 36 8
1170 I can't do anything today, they sent us the wrong parts. 1.3611 0.05179 144 103 30 11
1171 Here's your problem...your engine is only firing on three clowns. 1.3611 0.05179 144 103 30 11
1172 When it acts up, I never know if I should laugh or cry. 1.3611 0.05271 144 104 28 12
1173 Oh, that's just a bureaucrat, we can flush him out in no time. 1.3611 0.04987 144 103 31 10
1174 The timing belt's loose. This one needs some greasepaint. But we can have it making funny noises in no time. 1.3603 0.05078 136 95 33 8
1175 There's your problem: this guy's metric. 1.3577 0.05048 137 96 33 8
1176 Ah, now I see why it sounded funny. 1.3577 0.05153 137 97 31 9
1177 You know your warranty expired Two Clowns ago. 1.3577 0.05153 137 97 31 9
1178 I know why your timing is off. 1.3561 0.04944 132 91 35 6
1179 It's serious! 1.3561 0.05060 132 92 33 7
1180 He wants to be one of us, but it's just not a good fit. 1.3561 0.05173 132 93 31 8
1181 it’s definitely something serious. 1.3554 0.05097 121 83 33 5
1182 Again, Larry? Really? 1.3538 0.05554 130 95 24 11
1183 Gerald, as I told you before, running away with these clowns won’t solve anything. 1.3534 0.05140 133 94 31 8
1184 I don’t think the Trump rally needs you anyway. 1.3534 0.05668 133 99 21 13
1185 It's making funny noises. 1.3534 0.05358 133 96 27 10
1186 See, here's your problem - you've got an accountant in here 1.3534 0.05250 133 95 29 9
1187 I see the problem. It appears you ran out of gags. 1.3534 0.05140 133 94 31 8
1188 There's your problem - some clown took your spot. 1.3534 0.04914 133 92 35 6
1189 Oh, Senator McConnell. 1.3534 0.05865 133 101 17 15
1190 There's your problem. One of your clowns is taking himself seriously. 1.3534 0.05140 133 94 31 8
1191 This looks serious. 1.3534 0.04914 133 92 35 6
1192 We get 40 smiles per gallon 1.3534 0.05566 133 98 23 12
1193 Here’s the problem. You have one dull cylinder. 1.3534 0.05140 133 94 31 8
1194 The problem could be a foreign body. 1.3534 0.05358 133 96 27 10
1195 I never worked on the presidential limousine before. 1.3534 0.05668 133 99 21 13
1196 What clown worked on this last? 1.3534 0.05028 133 93 33 7
1197 Knock knock? 1.3534 0.05358 133 96 27 10
1198 Every family’s got one. 1.3534 0.05028 133 93 33 7
1199 Oh, it's a hybrid. 1.3525 0.05195 122 85 31 6
1200 This car must be American—it has a bunch of clowns running it. 1.3521 0.07260 71 51 15 5
1201 Mom, I’m sorry. I want to be an accountant. 1.3511 0.05074 131 92 32 7
1202 Looks like it’s running out of jokes 1.3511 0.05301 131 94 28 9
1203 I see you brought the Cabinet. 1.3511 0.05623 131 97 22 12
1204 You have a serious problem 1.3511 0.05189 131 93 30 8
1205 Looks like you’ve got yourself a bureaucrat which is why it’s not running efficiently. I can replace it with another clown if you’d like? 1.3511 0.05301 131 94 28 9
1206 I could tell right away something under the hood didn't sound funny. 1.3511 0.05410 131 95 26 10
1207 Looks like you weren’t making this one up 1.3511 0.04957 131 91 34 6
1208 Welp, there’s the problem. It’s your catalytic clownverter. 1.3511 0.05518 131 96 24 11
1209 We added them as a nice jester. 1.3511 0.04957 131 91 34 6
1210 Isn't it queer? Losing my timing this late in my career. 1.3511 0.05623 131 97 22 12
1211 I see your problem...I’m afraid it’s serious. 1.3511 0.05189 131 93 30 8
1212 Well, there's your problem: one of your cylinders lacks spark. 1.3511 0.05623 131 97 22 12
1213 There’s your problem. This accountant’s gotten under the hood and thrown off your timing. 1.3511 0.04837 131 90 36 5
1214 This bozo is your problem. 1.3511 0.05301 131 94 28 9
1215 I was interested in a Ford Crown Victoria; not a Four Clown Victoria. 1.3511 0.05189 131 93 30 8
1216 You have to rotate your clowns or they get bored and start doing observational humor. 1.3511 0.05727 131 98 20 13
1217 Sorry, sir, but "Clown-Cars-R-Us" cannot guarantee parts that weren't factory installed... 1.3511 0.05301 131 94 28 9
1218 I said your car needs a new engine gear, not an engineer. 1.3511 0.05301 131 94 28 9
1219 There's your problem. No sense of humor. 1.3511 0.05189 131 93 30 8
1220 How much is a rouge and pancake change? 1.3511 0.05074 131 92 32 7
1221 I said the Crown Vic, not the clown Vic 1.3511 0.04957 131 91 34 6
1222 I know, but original replacement clowns are hard to get any more. 1.3511 0.05410 131 95 26 10
1223 I’m afraid you need a new Secretary of Defense, Mr. Trump. 1.3511 0.05623 131 97 22 12
1224 Trumps staff vacating the White House. 1.3511 0.05727 131 98 20 13
1225 Unusual, but it still passes inspection. 1.3511 0.05518 131 96 24 11
1226 Found your problem. Your car is one clown short. 1.3511 0.05301 131 94 28 9
1227 Problem is your battery has lost its sense of humor 1.3511 0.05189 131 93 30 8
1228 Sorry, using non-clown parts violates your warranty. 1.3511 0.05410 131 95 26 10
1229 Looks like Americans trying to sneak into Mexico again. 1.3511 0.05189 131 93 30 8
1230 Looks like one serious head cylinder problem. 1.3511 0.05301 131 94 28 9
1231 There's your problem. You've got an accountant under the hood. 1.3511 0.05189 131 93 30 8
1232 Nothing a wig and funny nose won’t fix. 1.3511 0.04837 131 90 36 5
1233 I bet you it's this corporate clown who's the source of all your trouble. 1.3511 0.05518 131 96 24 11
1234 Your straight man is acting funny 1.3511 0.05074 131 92 32 7
1235 For starters, there's no engine. 1.3511 0.05410 131 95 26 10
1236 Well, they did say 'Send in the Clowns.' 1.3511 0.05301 131 94 28 9
1237 Who's the Bozo with the tie? 1.3511 0.05301 131 94 28 9
1238 Which of you clowns put seltzer water in the gas tank? 1.3511 0.05189 131 93 30 8
1239 Trump and his cabinet attend an auto plant event for a photo op. 1.3511 0.05301 131 96 25 10
1240 Clown #3 is misfiring. 1.3511 0.05301 131 94 28 9
1241 There's your problem. Not enough clownpower. 1.3511 0.05189 131 93 30 8
1242 Obviously your last mechanic didn't use an OEM clown replacement. 1.3511 0.05410 131 95 26 10
1243 What kind of unfunny sound? 1.3511 0.05189 131 93 30 8
1244 Sir, you have a serious problem! 1.3511 0.04837 131 90 36 5
1245 Well here's your problem. This cylinder's clearly not firing any water from his flower. 1.3511 0.05189 131 93 30 8
1246 So you weren't hearing funny engine noises?" 1.3511 0.04837 131 90 36 5
1247 Well this explains the honking. 1.3511 0.04957 131 91 34 6
1248 There's yer problem right there: one of the cylinders ain't cracked. 1.3511 0.05410 131 95 26 10
1249 I seemed to detect a short circus 1.3511 0.05301 131 94 28 9
1250 Yup, you need a new straight man. 1.3511 0.05189 131 93 30 8
1251 Dave had the sneaking suspicion that he may have been adopted. 1.3511 0.05301 131 94 28 9
1252 Yah, it's making some funny noises, alright. 1.3511 0.05410 131 95 26 10
1253 I can see the problem and its no laughing matter... 1.3511 0.04957 131 91 34 6
1254 One of the ignition plugs lost its spark. 1.3511 0.05189 131 93 30 8
1255 His wife says he's a clown. 1.3488 0.05464 129 94 25 10
1256 It’s the new hybrid 1.3488 0.05121 129 91 31 7
1257 i said electric not eclectic 1.3488 0.05121 129 91 31 7
1258 That's your problem right there. Your cataclysmic converter turned into a tax accountant. 1.3488 0.04879 129 89 35 5
1259 Can you describe the noise? 1.3488 0.05352 129 93 27 9
1260 Here's where your unfunny noise is coming from. 1.3475 0.05433 118 84 27 7
1261 Mr President, first family is clear for the bunker, and may join you now. 1.3471 0.05593 121 88 24 9
1262 The nyuk-ing sound seems to be the result of a loose stooge, but I can’t be soiten. 1.3471 0.05469 121 87 26 8
1263 One of your cylinders is off. 1.3471 0.05469 121 87 26 8
1264 The gears of a clown? 1.3471 0.05469 121 87 26 8
1265 I'm sorry, Mr. Trump. I haven't seen anything like this since the Nixon administration. 1.3471 0.05951 121 91 18 12
1266 You can relax, Twitto. It's only Mitt's tie in the fan belt again. 1.3468 0.05615 124 91 23 10
1267 Your problem is not funny. 1.3448 0.05352 116 82 28 6
1268 Now we know where the funny noises are coming from. 1.3440 0.05577 125 92 23 10
1269 One of your plugs has lost its spark. I think you need a toonup! 1.3440 0.05341 125 90 27 8
1270 Seems you got yourself a class clown. 1.3438 0.05254 128 92 28 8
1271 The guy on the phone said you work on hybrids too. 1.3438 0.05014 128 90 32 6
1272 It seems to no longer be sparking joy. 1.3438 0.05483 128 94 24 10
1273 First, how about letting your advisers get back to the White House, President Trump? 1.3438 0.05810 128 97 18 13
1274 How did you even make it this far? 1.3438 0.05014 128 90 32 6
1275 That's the problem. You are using a stand-up comedian in your engine. 1.3438 0.05370 128 93 26 9
1276 Just like this car can’t be run by clowns, so is this country 1.3438 0.05370 128 93 26 9
1277 Seriously, stop Clowning Around. Where is the motor? 1.3438 0.05254 128 92 28 8
1278 There's your problem - you need a new straight man. 1.3438 0.05014 128 90 32 6
1279 See? Here's the problem, one of your clowns is misfiring. 1.3438 0.05136 128 91 30 7
1280 An off brand part always causes problems... 1.3438 0.05370 128 93 26 9
1281 "Well, it looks like only one of your cylinders is working. 1.3438 0.05254 128 92 28 8
1282 First things first: are any of you Pagliacci? 1.3438 0.04763 128 90 33 5
1283 Oh boy, looks like you got a misplaced nut in there 1.3438 0.04632 128 87 38 3
1284 Which one of you is responsible for the honking sound? 1.3438 0.05594 128 95 22 11
1285 Obviously, one of your four cylinders is not standard. 1.3438 0.05254 128 92 28 8
1286 Sir, I think I know what your problem is. 1.3438 0.05136 128 91 30 7
1287 Which one of you is the negative terminal? 1.3438 0.04890 128 89 34 5
1288 It looks like the new part isn't fitting in well. 1.3438 0.05014 128 90 32 6
1289 I've told you before, Biffy! You can only run on laughing gas. Never regular. 1.3438 0.05254 128 92 28 8
1290 Your miles per gag is down because you’re running with only three good jokes. 1.3438 0.05594 128 95 22 11
1291 You should see what's in the trunk. 1.3438 0.05254 128 92 28 8
1292 I was afraid of that. You've got a serious problem under the hood. 1.3438 0.05014 128 90 32 6
1293 Looks like your joy ride is over. 1.3438 0.05370 128 93 26 9
1294 Just fix it. No clowning around. 1.3438 0.05136 128 93 27 8
1295 When did you first notice the unfunny sounds? 1.3438 0.05483 128 94 24 10
1296 It looks like you may have a leak in your punch line. 1.3438 0.05254 128 92 28 8
1297 Mr. President, I did my best to round up your administration... But so many people were just clowning around!!!! 1.3438 0.05594 128 95 22 11
1298 I think I’ve found where that unfunny sound is coming from. 1.3438 0.05136 128 91 30 7
1299 I found the unfunny noise. 1.3438 0.05370 128 93 26 9
1300 Ok, guys, show's over. 1.3438 0.04890 128 89 34 5
1301 There’s your problem. Your engine’s running on only three clowns. 1.3438 0.04890 128 89 34 5
1302 It's not the transmission. 1.3438 0.05254 128 92 28 8
1303 You said it was making a funny sound? 1.3438 0.05014 128 90 32 6
1304 There's something funny going on in the engine, alright. 1.3438 0.04890 128 89 34 5
1305 Don’t look so surprised. The engine is at the rear. 1.3438 0.05254 128 92 28 8
1306 Now you know why the "buzzkill" light was on. 1.3438 0.05370 128 93 26 9
1307 Lately the jokes aren't hitting on all cylinders. 1.3438 0.05254 128 92 28 8
1308 I see the problem. One of your clowns went straight and I just need to bend it back. 1.3438 0.05136 128 91 30 7
1309 I had to borrow him from a Ford dealer. You don't know how hard it is to get genuine replacement parts for a clown car. 1.3438 0.05254 128 92 28 8
1310 These hybrids can be tricky to fix. 1.3438 0.05014 128 90 32 6
1311 A stiff cylinder head is nothing to laugh about. 1.3438 0.05254 128 92 28 8
1312 I need you to figure out what is preventing me from getting better smileage. 1.3435 0.05394 131 96 25 10
1313 Here’s your problem! You’re not firing on enough clowns 1.3421 0.05687 114 83 23 8
1314 Is this the Car Tune Network? 1.3421 0.05822 114 84 21 9
1315 Looks like I’ll need to replace the actuary. 1.3419 0.05715 117 86 22 9
1316 So that explains the elephant in the trunk... 1.3419 0.05715 117 86 22 9
1317 Which one needs the tune up? 1.3419 0.05451 117 84 26 7
1318 Diversity program 1.3419 0.05584 117 85 24 8
1319 It was at that moment Gary realized his reputation as “the office clown” was not as sound as he’d hoped. 1.3419 0.05584 117 85 24 8
1320 'Sorry president, the economy can't run on clowns anymore!' 1.3419 0.04568 117 87 25 5
1321 It's funnier if you don't overthink it 1.3419 0.05314 117 83 28 6
1322 Which one of you clowns thought this was a good idea? 1.3419 0.05451 117 84 26 7
1323 Sir...” “Oh, sorry, the engine’s in the back. 1.3419 0.05314 117 83 28 6
1324 I’m loaning your this Bozo from my accounting department until a replacement arrives. 1.3419 0.05715 117 86 22 9
1325 Well, that's your problem right there. He's not making a funny noise" 1.3419 0.05314 117 83 28 6
1326 Joe's reckless comment to young Ronnie at dinner last night, "Why don't you just run off and join the circus!?", in hindsight, may have been a bit ill-conceived. 1.3419 0.05029 117 81 32 4
1327 We may have to bring in the ringmaster for this one. 1.3419 0.05715 117 86 22 9
1328 Obviously some clown installed the wrong part. 1.3419 0.05173 117 82 30 5
1329 You say your engine sounded funny? What did you expect? 1.3419 0.05314 117 83 28 6
1330 who was on duty the last time the car came in for a clown change? 1.3419 0.05029 117 81 32 4
1331 I think I see the problem, you’ve got a high price executive running this clown show. 1.3419 0.05715 117 86 22 9
1332 That's your problem right there. You installed a pundit instead of a clown. 1.3419 0.05314 117 83 28 6
1333 Never use aftermarket clowns. 1.3419 0.05173 117 82 30 5
1334 I found the problem, you are missing one clown and the accountant does not count. 1.3419 0.05451 117 84 26 7
1335 You better have an engine in the trunk, or we've got problems. 1.3419 0.05584 117 85 24 8
1336 You see, men in suits don't know how to act in the hood. 1.3419 0.05715 117 86 22 9
1337 Yep. You've thrown a Rodney 1.3419 0.05173 117 84 27 6
1338 we always travel with our agent. 1.3419 0.05451 117 84 26 7
1339 A-ha! The straight man has plugged the "gag" line. 1.3419 0.05584 117 85 24 8
1340 He's a clown all right. But not the right type for your vehicle. 1.3419 0.05314 117 83 28 6
1341 You got a misanthrope in your manifold 1.3419 0.05173 117 82 30 5
1342 He’s working under cover 1.3419 0.05314 117 83 28 6
1343 We put in one corporate clown to calculate driving statistics 1.3419 0.05314 117 83 28 6
1344 I see the problem. This one is serious. 1.3419 0.05314 117 83 28 6
1345 Well, of course the engine is in the rear. Any clown would know that!!!! 1.3419 0.05173 117 82 30 5
1346 There’s your problem. You got a bean counter in your engine. 1.3419 0.05715 117 86 22 9
1347 And you must be the acclowntant. 1.3419 0.05842 117 87 20 10
1348 Sorry folks, the carpool isn't going to make it to the Capitol today. 1.3419 0.05314 117 83 28 6
1349 We'll do everything we can to get you there before the vote, Senator. 1.3419 0.05584 117 85 24 8
1350 Well, there's your problem. One of your guys is trying to run this thing from a spreadsheet. 1.3419 0.05715 117 86 22 9
1351 Here's the problem - this accountant is killing your timing. 1.3419 0.05173 117 82 30 5
1352 Like I said, your Lincoln Clown Car can't use Serious radio! 1.3419 0.05715 117 86 22 9
1353 For this, you need Barnum and Bailey's Auto up the road. 1.3419 0.05029 117 81 32 4
1354 Well here's the problem, you've got an attorney! 1.3419 0.05451 117 84 26 7
1355 Oh, right . . . engine's in the back. 1.3419 0.05314 117 83 28 6
1356 You say one of them stopped honking? 1.3419 0.05314 117 83 28 6
1357 I'll give you good terms on a four cylinder tune up, but why are you insisting on a balloon payment? 1.3419 0.05314 117 83 28 6
1358 Can you adjust the one time in front? his timing is way off. 1.3419 0.05584 117 85 24 8
1359 Could you describe the "funny" sound? 1.3419 0.05451 117 84 26 7
1360 I'll juggle my schedule. 1.3419 0.05314 117 83 28 6
1361 Poor thing, it must have crawled in there to avoid working from home. 1.3419 0.05029 117 81 32 4
1362 The engine is sounding funny 1.3419 0.05173 117 82 30 5
1363 You want shoes realigned and rotated? 1.3419 0.05029 117 84 28 5
1364 Have you noticed any funny noises when you driving? 1.3419 0.05173 117 82 30 5
1365 This is why your car wasn't making a funny noise. 1.3419 0.05314 117 83 28 6
1366 I didn't realize this was a hybrid. 1.3417 0.05487 120 87 25 8
1367 A wise guy, eh? 1.3417 0.05358 120 86 27 7
1368 Well that explains the funny noises you have been hearing 1.3413 0.05060 126 89 31 6
1369 I thought this was a media circus. 1.3413 0.05184 126 90 29 7
1370 How did you fit in the entire White House? 1.3413 0.05539 126 93 23 10
1371 Which way to St. John’s Episcopal Church? 1.3413 0.05873 126 96 17 13
1372 Looks like that hitchhiker you picked up is the problem. He's funny strange, not funny ha-ha. 1.3413 0.05184 126 90 29 7
1373 I see, you have one of those new hybrids. 1.3413 0.05060 126 89 31 6
1374 No, Harry, you don't count, we only call you a clown at the office 1.3413 0.05184 126 92 26 8
1375 Oh. I think I see why your engine doesn't sound funny. 1.3413 0.05184 126 90 29 7
1376 I think we've identified the source of that not-so-funny noise. 1.3413 0.05184 126 90 29 7
1377 You may have been mentored by the best, but prior service in the White House does not automatically qualify you for this job. 1.3413 0.05423 126 92 25 9
1378 Wow - talk about a reason to call Car Talk ... 1.3413 0.05764 126 95 19 12
1379 Here's the problem, a non standard part. 1.3413 0.05305 126 91 27 8
1380 So, it runs on laughing gas? 1.3413 0.05305 126 91 27 8
1381 We need to discuss social distancing. 1.3413 0.05184 126 90 29 7
1382 Who's the clown with the tie? 1.3413 0.05184 126 90 29 7
1383 There's your problem there. You gotta CPA clogging the system. 1.3413 0.05184 126 90 29 7
1384 Hmm... Looks like one of your cylinders is a little square. 1.3413 0.05184 126 90 29 7
1385 Could the engine be in the rear? 1.3413 0.05305 126 91 27 8
1386 Oh, here’s your issue you clearly have a sketch writer in your prop stunt. 1.3413 0.05423 126 92 25 9
1387 Your Engine has seized up because of this stiff. 1.3413 0.05184 126 90 29 7
1388 This is a joke. 1.3413 0.05653 126 94 21 11
1389 I'm sorry, you'll have to take this to someone who's not afraid of clowns. 1.3413 0.05060 126 89 31 6
1390 I think you've come to the wrong place. You don't want Pep Boys, you want the Ringling Brothers. 1.3413 0.05060 126 89 31 6
1391 I'm afraid you'll have to replace the executive. 1.3413 0.05060 126 89 31 6
1392 Hmmm, no wonder it doesn't sound funny. 1.3413 0.05184 126 90 29 7
1393 I'm afraid your car is a joke 1.3413 0.05423 126 92 25 9
1394 Yeah, you've got some aftermarket parts here. 1.3413 0.05184 126 90 29 7
1395 That's why your engine wasn't making a funny sound. 1.3413 0.05184 126 90 29 7
1396 Only one cylinder seems to be working. 1.3413 0.05539 126 93 23 10
1397 Just needs a greasepaint job. 1.3413 0.05653 126 94 21 11
1398 Ok, try it now. 1.3413 0.05539 126 93 23 10
1399 Well, humor is all about timing so we should check that first. 1.3413 0.05539 126 93 23 10
1400 Here's the problem. There's a geek in your number one cylinder. 1.3413 0.05423 126 92 25 9
1401 There’s your problem — You’ve developed middle management. 1.3413 0.05653 126 94 21 11
1402 I see your problem. Somebody installed an accountant instead of a clown. The older models don't respond well to ties. 1.3413 0.05305 126 91 27 8
1403 When you said ‘Lincoln Clowncar,’ I thought you were kidding. 1.3413 0.05305 126 91 27 8
1404 Gosh, I didn't know ya' had a lawyer. Of course the repair is covered under warranty! 1.3413 0.05184 126 90 29 7
1405 Ah, the problem is that you’ve got a square peg in a clown hole. 1.3413 0.05184 126 90 29 7
1406 It's always best to change clowns every 3000 miles. 1.3413 0.05305 126 91 27 8
1407 Come on, Frank, quit clowning around... These guys have gotta go. 1.3413 0.05184 126 90 29 7
1408 Well, here's the problem. You're running on only three jesters. 1.3413 0.05305 126 91 27 8
1409 That funny sound in the motor...it needs to be hilarious. 1.3413 0.05764 126 95 19 12
1410 Whoa, there's your problem right there, Mr. Sulzberger, a conservative." 1.3413 0.05423 126 92 25 9
1411 He handled my divorce. Trust me on this. 1.3413 0.05184 126 90 29 7
1412 Well here's the problem -- some one put in an after market part! 1.3413 0.05060 126 89 31 6
1413 See, here's your problem: Somebody installed an accountant. He's not factory-approved. It could void your warranty. 1.3413 0.05423 126 92 25 9
1414 Well, for starters, we’re gonna need some pancake makeup, an orange wig, and a big round nose. 1.3413 0.05305 126 91 27 8
1415 Oh, off-brand parts. They can really affect your performance. 1.3413 0.05423 126 92 25 9
1416 You got a serious problem with one of your cylinders. 1.3413 0.05184 126 90 29 7
1417 I can fix it, but it’ll take 2 hours in makeup. 1.3413 0.05184 126 90 29 7
1418 When did you last change your Ollie? 1.3391 0.05368 115 82 27 6
1419 Remove this one and I’ll have your engine sounding funny again in no time. 1.3391 0.05508 115 83 25 7
1420 Where are the masks? 1.3391 0.05508 115 83 25 7
1421 Ah geez, haven’t seen a Russian clown car since the 60’s! 1.3391 0.05224 115 81 29 5
1422 You’ve got a serious problem under the hood. 1.3391 0.05224 115 81 29 5
1423 Sir, you really shouldn’t clown around under the hood. It can cause your car to run funny. 1.3391 0.05076 115 80 31 4
1424 Looks like your engine has a serious problem. 1.3391 0.05224 115 81 29 5
1425 There’s your problem! You’ve got 3 clowns under the hood! 1.3391 0.05368 115 82 27 6
1426 Goodbye, father." "Goodbye, son. 1.3391 0.05909 115 86 19 10
1427 Sorry Mr Trump even us clowns have standards. 1.3391 0.06037 115 87 17 11
1428 So... what seems to be the problem? 1.3391 0.05368 115 82 27 6
1429 It's a problem with the fool injection. 1.3391 0.05076 115 80 31 4
1430 Trust me, your problem is no joke. 1.3391 0.05224 115 81 29 5
1431 Your father and I want you to remember that there’s always a place for you here at the garage. 1.3391 0.05224 115 81 29 5
1432 Get out Henry, and send in the clown. 1.3391 0.05508 115 83 25 7
1433 No joke, you need to replace your engineer. 1.3391 0.05508 115 83 25 7
1434 I think I've got a purple wig and some lipstick out back that'll get you home. 1.3391 0.05368 115 82 27 6
1435 No, that's not it. I know that guy. He's definitely a clown. 1.3391 0.05076 115 80 31 4
1436 I can order a red nose and wig for this one here, but the face paint application is going to be custom. 1.3391 0.05076 115 80 31 4
1437 I could remove them but you wouldn’t be able to go on anymore joy rides. 1.3391 0.05224 115 81 29 5
1438 You said the horn in the only thing that's been working right? 1.3391 0.05645 115 84 23 8
1439 I told you clowns not to buy a hybrid. 1.3391 0.05368 115 82 27 6
1440 He's the problem all right 1.3391 0.05368 115 82 27 6
1441 Looks like you've got a joker in your clown car. 1.3391 0.05778 115 85 21 9
1442 The engines in the trunk. 1.3391 0.05368 115 82 27 6
1443 Looks like one of your four cylinders is a square 1.3391 0.05508 115 83 25 7
1444 Very funny. Now if you clowns will get out, I'll start repairing the car. 1.3391 0.05224 115 81 29 5
1445 Huh, that’s funny. 1.3391 0.05508 115 83 25 7
1446 This may be the source of the funny noise you are hearing. 1.3391 0.05508 115 83 25 7
1447 These aftermarket replacements never work as well as the original. 1.3391 0.05368 115 82 27 6
1448 I knew it was making a funny sound. 1.3391 0.05508 115 83 25 7
1449 No wonder you weren't getting good laugh mileage. 1.3391 0.05224 115 81 29 5
1450 Obviously only hitting on three cylinders. 1.3391 0.05508 115 83 25 7
1451 Sure, I can remove the accountant but it’s going to cost you... 1.3391 0.05508 115 83 25 7
1452 OK, I think I see the problem. Off brand part. 1.3391 0.05368 115 82 27 6
1453 He looked familiar. He jumped in as we were leaving D.C. 1.3391 0.05508 115 83 25 7
1454 Your fool tank’s been contaminated 1.3391 0.05224 115 81 29 5
1455 You said the engine was making a funny noise? 1.3391 0.05224 115 81 29 5
1456 It's rear-wheel drive; the hamsters are in the back. 1.3391 0.05778 115 85 21 9
1457 What other noise would this car make but funny? 1.3391 0.05224 115 81 29 5
1458 I see your problem; you've used a non-standard component. 1.3391 0.05508 115 83 25 7
1459 You're down a quart of oil and it's only running on three clowns. 1.3391 0.05076 115 80 31 4
1460 Well fix it quickly - we've got a country to run! 1.3391 0.05368 115 82 27 6
1461 We're on our way to Mar-a-Lago, hop in. 1.3391 0.05645 115 84 23 8
1462 Yes, he's our sales manager and yes he goes on all our test drives. 1.3391 0.05508 115 83 25 7
1463 OK, who volunteers for the exhaust probe? 1.3391 0.05645 115 84 23 8
1464 My bad for using an aftermarket part! 1.3391 0.05224 115 81 29 5
1465 I have bad news. One of the cylinder heads has lost is bearings. 1.3391 0.05508 115 83 25 7
1466 I think you need a 3-ring job. 1.3391 0.05508 115 83 25 7
1467 Oops. I thought you asked if I could work on a Crown Victoria. 1.3391 0.05508 115 83 25 7
1468 You need a cartoon up. 1.3391 0.05508 115 83 25 7
1469 Common problem, clowns to the left, jokers .... 1.3391 0.05368 115 82 27 6
1470 If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: engine trouble is no laughing matter." 1.3391 0.05645 115 84 23 8
1471 I was wrong. It's not the carburetor. 1.3391 0.05368 115 82 27 6
1472 Which one’s making a funny sound? 1.3391 0.05368 115 82 27 6
1473 Here's your problem... an aftermarket part. 1.3391 0.05508 115 83 25 7
1474 There’s an unfunny noise under the hood. Can you fix it? 1.3391 0.05224 115 81 29 5
1475 Your problem is, Bill here, refuses to participate. 1.3391 0.05508 115 83 25 7
1476 I see the problem. You hired an MBA didn’t you. 1.3391 0.05368 115 82 27 6
1477 You didn't get the message about social distancing? 1.3391 0.05076 115 80 31 4
1478 Well, there's the problem! They're supposed to be in the trunk! 1.3391 0.05508 115 83 25 7
1479 It looks like there's something not funny going on with your transmission. 1.3391 0.05508 115 83 25 7
1480 WOW, lots of clownpower 1.3391 0.05368 115 82 27 6
1481 No wonder. You’ve got a straight man under the hood. 1.3391 0.05368 115 82 27 6
1482 I see your problem. You've got a bad fool mix. 1.3391 0.05778 115 85 21 9
1483 With HOV lanes suspended, I don't need these anymore. 1.3391 0.05224 115 81 29 5
1484 His timing is off. 1.3391 0.04766 115 78 35 2
1485 I see the problem: one of your clowns has gone straight man.” 1.3391 0.05224 115 81 29 5
1486 You say the car doesn’t sound as funny as it used to? 1.3390 0.05277 118 84 28 6
1487 Senator, I already told you...you don’t have to join every circus the President organizes. Besides, he has more than enough clowns to run the show. 1.3390 0.05923 118 89 18 11
1488 Wait, is that you, Phil? 1.3390 0.05277 118 84 28 6
1489 Well the engine needs some work, but the horn works great. 1.3390 0.05277 118 88 22 8
1490 Larry, quit clowning around and get back on the phones. 1.3390 0.05138 118 83 30 5
1491 Dress for the job you want, not the one you have. 1.3390 0.05544 118 86 24 8
1492 I’m sorry but like I told you, I’m a mechanic, not a psychologist. 1.3390 0.05544 118 86 24 8
1493 I can get rid of the rattle but the giggles might be a problem. 1.3390 0.04995 118 82 32 4
1494 I'm sorry. Your warranty doesn't cover something that serious. 1.3390 0.05544 118 86 24 8
1495 He's actually dressed as the most common type of clown - a politician! 1.3390 0.05544 118 86 24 8
1496 No,I'm afraid there's no more room in Trump's cabinet 1.3390 0.05412 118 85 26 7
1497 I've found your problem. You're not going to think it's funny. 1.3390 0.05412 118 85 26 7
1498 Sorry, we only service clown cars, not hybrids. 1.3390 0.05138 118 83 30 5
1499 The problem is not any of the clowns, it's the crankshaft here. 1.3390 0.04995 118 82 32 4
1500 So, how many clowns per gallon do you get in this thing? 1.3390 0.05412 118 85 26 7
1501 There's your problem. That front element with glasses is not a factory authorized clown part. 1.3390 0.05674 118 87 22 9
1502 Your problem is, once one of 'em goes, they'll all start to go. 1.3390 0.04995 118 82 32 4
1503 So you’re probably hearing three funny sounds coming from the engine but the good news is that you only have one serious problem to worry about. 1.3390 0.05674 118 87 22 9
1504 Oh, that clown. He's the insurance adjuster. 1.3390 0.05544 118 86 24 8
1505 I see the problem. You have a Democrat in your Republician engine. 1.3390 0.05412 118 85 26 7
1506 The problem is the one right here. He is neither a Playskool nor a Fisher Price part. 1.3390 0.05923 118 89 18 11
1507 Your front end is out of alignment. 1.3390 0.05544 118 86 24 8
1508 Trouble is, I don't have a replacement clown. 1.3390 0.05412 118 85 26 7
1509 Well, that explains your "clown car's" conservative mileage" 1.3390 0.05674 118 87 22 9
1510 I see the problem. It's the clowns from the Senate trying to escape again. 1.3390 0.05800 118 88 20 10
1511 Family reunions; I never fit in. 1.3390 0.05277 118 84 28 6
1512 We'll have your Earl changed in a jiffy! 1.3390 0.05138 118 83 30 5
1513 There's your problem, corporate interference. 1.3390 0.05138 118 83 30 5
1514 That's a common problem with the Toyota Clownolla 1.3390 0.05544 118 86 24 8
1515 You're in luck. There's a recall on this. 1.3390 0.05412 118 85 26 7
1516 Here's why it's pulling to the right. 1.3390 0.05138 118 83 30 5
1517 Here's the problem. You didn't use original parts. 1.3390 0.05277 118 84 28 6
1518 You wouldn't believe where we stashed the elephant! 1.3390 0.05544 118 86 24 8
1519 I can supply the wig and nose. But I can't make him funny. 1.3390 0.05412 118 85 26 7
1520 Well, this little guy right here, he looks serious. 1.3390 0.05277 118 84 28 6
1521 Sure, it’ll get you there but it’s no match for a genuine part. 1.3388 0.04917 121 84 33 4
1522 Uh-oh! It looks serious. 1.3388 0.05190 121 86 29 6
1523 I brought it in for a new Bozo, not some clown from accounting! 1.3388 0.05449 121 88 25 8
1524 Now I understand why your “timing” is off! 1.3388 0.05190 121 86 29 6
1525 Unfortunately, it IS serious. 1.3388 0.05321 121 87 27 7
1526 There’s your problem, aftermarket not that funny. 1.3388 0.05055 121 85 31 5
1527 We call it engineering diversity. Makes the vehicle run smoother. 1.3388 0.05449 121 88 25 8
1528 Looks like an issue with your clown-a-lytic converter. 1.3388 0.05190 121 86 29 6
1529 Well there you go, you can fit seven Bill Barrs in a clown car. 1.3388 0.05449 121 88 25 8
1530 I see you bought the executive model. 1.3388 0.05696 121 90 21 10
1531 Not good at all. You have an IRS agent in cylinder three! 1.3388 0.05696 121 90 21 10
1532 Sir, I must ask you to step out so I can see if this one fits. 1.3388 0.05574 121 89 23 9
1533 Who was the clown that did your last fix? 1.3388 0.05321 121 87 27 7
1534 It's a clown car. What's he doing in there? 1.3388 0.05321 121 87 27 7
1535 There's the problem. Low smileage. 1.3388 0.05055 121 85 31 5
1536 Sir, you're going to have to get out of his seat. 1.3388 0.05449 121 88 25 8
1537 Looks like you've got three live wires and a really boring one. 1.3388 0.05574 121 89 23 9
1538 MY GOD—It’s serious. 1.3388 0.05190 121 86 29 6
1539 There's your problem. A lawyer. 1.3388 0.05449 121 88 25 8
1540 Well, that right there is why your engine doesn't sound funny. 1.3388 0.05449 121 88 25 8
1541 Looks like your clown car has developed a Republican Assclown. It will need to be removed immediately. 1.3388 0.05449 121 88 25 8
1542 To get the best performance, always use genuine clown parts" 1.3388 0.05321 121 87 27 7
1543 Here's the funny thing about what it's going to take to fix. 1.3388 0.05696 121 90 21 10
1544 Next time, use original manufacturer parts. 1.3388 0.05190 121 86 29 6
1545 I found what was making that unfunny sound. 1.3388 0.05449 121 88 25 8
1546 Y’all headed to the @gop convention I take it? 1.3387 0.05233 124 89 28 7
1547 You’re low on greasepaint 1.3387 0.05107 124 88 30 6
1548 He’s adopted 1.3387 0.05357 124 90 26 8
1549 One of these clowns works in The White House. 1.3387 0.05597 124 92 22 10
1550 I see the problem. With this Trump clown, your nation-wagon is no longer operating on all four cylinders. 1.3387 0.05478 124 91 24 9
1551 Ah, here’s your problem. It’s Kevin.... he’s ruining the timing. 1.3387 0.05233 124 89 28 7
1552 Obviously, Mack, Jiffy Clown screwed ya. 1.3387 0.05478 124 91 24 9
1553 Joey?... joining the circus is not going to make accounting any more fun. 1.3387 0.05233 124 89 28 7
1554 One of you clowns has a loose belt. 1.3387 0.05233 124 89 28 7
1555 Your problem here is a deadpan battery. 1.3387 0.05357 124 90 26 8
1556 It's the fan again. 1.3387 0.05233 124 89 28 7
1557 Never try to replace a circus clown with an office clown. It'll just slow everything down. 1.3387 0.04977 124 87 32 5
1558 Mr. BARR, pppllease, that is bono's seat. 1.3387 0.05597 124 92 22 10
1559 Well,here's your problem. One of your clowns is a dud. 1.3387 0.05233 124 89 28 7
1560 There's the problem: your last mechanic didn't use factory parts. 1.3387 0.05233 124 89 28 7
1561 Stop clowning around, Phil, and get back to work. 1.3387 0.05597 124 92 22 10
1562 I see the problem here, and it's no laughing matter. 1.3387 0.05357 124 90 26 8
1563 What's Bill Barr doing in there? 1.3387 0.05826 124 94 18 12
1564 That's the trunk. The engine's in the rear. 1.3387 0.05233 124 89 28 7
1565 I don’t know how to tune up a hybrid. 1.3387 0.05478 124 91 24 9
1566 The problem is, when you use non-certified parts, it voids the warranty. 1.3387 0.05107 124 88 30 6
1567 There’s always one funny guy 1.3387 0.05357 124 90 26 8
1568 Another four - with six or eight under the hood you get a lot more laughs. 1.3387 0.05107 124 88 30 6
1569 You're right, something doesn't sound funny in there 1.3387 0.05357 124 90 26 8
1570 Yep, I see it all the time. Using generic, non humorous parts just to save a Buck. 1.3387 0.05357 124 90 26 8
1571 The fun factor will go down a bit, but it should be much more reliable now that we’ve replaced one of the clowns with an accountant. 1.3387 0.05597 124 92 22 10
1572 That's a regular clown and this vehicle needs premium 1.3387 0.05597 124 92 22 10
1573 And it was making a funny noise you say? 1.3387 0.04706 124 90 30 4
1574 Everytime I stop there’s no explosion and the doors don’t fall off. 1.3387 0.05357 124 90 26 8
1575 This is serious. 1.3387 0.05597 124 92 22 10
1576 Oh...wow...I thought it was the automater, but it looks like it is the accountant. 1.3387 0.05478 124 91 24 9
1577 I heard something funny coming from the engine.” 1.3387 0.05357 124 90 26 8
1578 No wonder it’s running rough. The front cylinder is misaligned. 1.3387 0.05357 124 90 26 8
1579 Here's where the funny sound isn't coming from. 1.3387 0.05233 124 89 28 7
1580 It's just been acting funny lately 1.3387 0.04706 124 89 30 5
1581 These clowns couldn't fix it either. 1.3387 0.05357 124 90 26 8
1582 Yeah, I knew there was something not funny going on... 1.3387 0.05107 124 88 30 6
1583 We'll need to replace the square with another bozo. 1.3387 0.05597 124 92 22 10
1584 Your right — there’s definitely something funny in the engine. 1.3387 0.05478 124 91 24 9
1585 This won't be cheap. Your clown converter is failing. 1.3387 0.05597 124 92 22 10
1586 Face paint and nose I can do no problem, but the wig's gonna cost ya. 1.3387 0.05597 124 92 22 10
1587 But he’s the only one who pedals. 1.3387 0.05107 124 88 30 6
1588 Come on Jerry, this isn't funny. 1.3387 0.05597 124 92 22 10
1589 I’m sorry, Mr. Musk, but we can’t service electric clown cars. 1.3387 0.05357 124 90 26 8
1590 As you can see, that part really needs to get changed. 1.3387 0.05357 124 90 26 8
1591 I think it’s something serious. 1.3387 0.05357 124 90 26 8
1592 It was ALMOST one too many clowns. 1.3387 0.05357 124 90 26 8
1593 Well, I think if we get this little guy some big red shoes you'll be on your way 1.3387 0.05357 124 90 26 8
1594 It must be a government vehicle. 1.3387 0.05478 124 91 24 9
1595 You sure don’t see too many of these any more 1.3387 0.05357 124 90 26 8
1596 I’m afraid I’ll have to remove the accountant. 1.3387 0.05357 124 90 26 8
1597 I found your problem, you have a former White House Press Secretary under the hood. 1.3387 0.05357 124 90 26 8
1598 So that’s why it isn’t making a funny sound 1.3387 0.05478 124 91 24 9
1599 We're going to have to replace the wiring. You have a short circus. 1.3387 0.05233 124 89 28 7
1600 One of your cycles is bad. This is a four-joke engine. 1.3387 0.04977 124 87 32 5
1601 I see the problem - your nerd is acting up! 1.3387 0.05233 124 89 28 7
1602 I see why one of your clowns timing is off--he's a standup! 1.3387 0.05826 124 94 18 12
1603 There's a timing problem with your straight man. 1.3387 0.05357 124 90 26 8
1604 I think I found that not-so-funny noise. 1.3387 0.05478 124 91 24 9
1605 So you say it has been running a little unfunny? 1.3387 0.05107 124 88 30 6
1606 I think I see the problem...non factory parts!! 1.3387 0.05233 124 89 28 7
1607 Looks like you need to clear the auditor from the punch line 1.3387 0.05357 124 90 26 8
1608 We were on the highway when his rubber nose and wig blew off. 1.3387 0.05357 124 90 26 8
1609 You’re only firing on three cylinders. That one needs replacing. 1.3387 0.05357 124 90 26 8
1610 I'll give you $50 not to check the trunk. 1.3387 0.05107 124 88 30 6
1611 Please tell us we made it to Canada. 1.3387 0.05357 124 90 26 8
1612 What do you mean the engine's acting funny? 1.3387 0.05107 124 88 30 6
1613 Where’d you get this bozo? 1.3387 0.05597 124 92 22 10
1614 I can get you a loaner unicycle. 1.3387 0.05233 124 89 28 7
1615 The user's manual specifically says it: No substitutes. 1.3387 0.05713 124 93 20 11
1616 Worked a whole lot better in a telephone booth. 1.3387 0.05478 124 91 24 9
1617 Whoever worked on this last was a real comedian. 1.3363 0.05123 113 79 30 4
1618 This is why I don't work on American cars anymore 1.3363 0.05123 113 79 30 4
1619 It’s Jokers to the right. 1.3363 0.05123 113 79 30 4
1620 We think maybe our comedic timing belt is slightly off..... 1.3363 0.05275 113 80 28 5
1621 No wonder it didn't sound funny. 1.3363 0.05567 113 82 24 7
1622 Well, I think we’ve discovered what was making the funny noise. 1.3363 0.05423 113 81 26 6
1623 I thought the engine sounded funny. 1.3363 0.05423 113 81 26 6
1624 Well Bobo, that funny business under your hood is no joke. 1.3363 0.05707 113 83 22 8
1625 Well this is awkward 1.3363 0.05423 113 81 26 6
1626 Ah, I found the problem. You have a stowaway. 1.3363 0.05707 113 83 22 8
1627 Exactly what I expected to find in the crank case. 1.3363 0.05423 113 81 26 6
1628 The way I see it, you could either get a larger car or some smaller clowns. 1.3363 0.04805 113 77 34 2
1629 Looks like you got an odd one in. 1.3363 0.05275 113 80 28 5
1630 A little greasepaint and I’ll have it up and funny in no time. 1.3363 0.05707 113 83 22 8
1631 That’s NOT what four on the floor means! 1.3363 0.05423 113 81 26 6
1632 Next time maybe you'll listen when I tell you not to use non-factory replacements 1.3363 0.05423 113 81 26 6
1633 When did you first notice that the car was acting funny? 1.3363 0.05423 113 81 26 6
1634 Your comic timing belt needs to be replaced. 1.3363 0.05275 113 80 28 5
1635 Here's your problem. There's a WASP in your radiator. 1.3363 0.05275 113 82 25 6
1636 You were right. There *is* something serious going on... 1.3363 0.05567 113 82 24 7
1637 Looks like a problem with your crank. 1.3363 0.05423 113 81 26 6
1638 I'm sorry, your extended warranty does not cover bad knock-knock jokes. 1.3363 0.05567 113 82 24 7
1639 That's your problem, all right. I'm afraid it's serious. 1.3363 0.05707 113 83 22 8
1640 I've spotted something that appears to be serious in your engine, Mr. McDonald. 1.3363 0.05978 113 85 18 10
1641 Looks like we found the one not making funny noises. 1.3363 0.05844 113 84 20 9
1642 Found the source of the not-funny sound your car was making. 1.3363 0.04967 113 78 32 3
1643 Your 4th Clown is misfiring 1.3363 0.05844 113 84 20 9
1644 He showed up after the warranty expired. 1.3363 0.05275 113 80 28 5
1645 I'm sorry to tell have to you this Mr. Giggles, but it looks serious. 1.3363 0.05423 113 81 26 6
1646 Alright, which one of you is making the rattling noise?" 1.3363 0.05423 113 81 26 6
1647 This one needs to be aligned. 1.3363 0.05423 113 81 26 6
1648 I could slap some makeup and a wig on him, but it's going to cost you... 1.3363 0.05423 113 81 26 6
1649 That's your problem, you have a civilian in your 4 clown power propulsion system. 1.3363 0.05567 113 82 24 7
1650 Yup, there it is, three OEM clowns and one aftermarket stiff. 1.3363 0.05123 113 79 30 4
1651 Yep, it’s going to cost a lot of money. You’ve got a serious problem here. 1.3363 0.05275 113 80 28 5
1652 Look, here's why it doesn't make that funny sound. 1.3363 0.05423 113 81 26 6
1653 That'll be $80 for the tune-up and $25 to rotate the clowns 1.3363 0.05275 113 80 28 5
1654 This one lets the car run on regular. 1.3363 0.05423 113 81 26 6
1655 I gotta suspect one of these clowns has gone bad. 1.3363 0.05707 113 83 22 8
1656 I guess that explains the funny noise 1.3363 0.05275 113 80 28 5
1657 Well, Sir, you still have a majority in the clown car. 1.3363 0.05567 113 82 24 7
1658 Well, Pickles, I think we can finally use that hilariously oversized wrench. 1.3363 0.05423 113 81 26 6
1659 No wonder it won't run, the accountant is soaking up all the frission. 1.3363 0.05707 113 83 22 8
1660 This is a seriousness problem. 1.3363 0.05567 113 82 24 7
1661 Yep...seeing a lot of issues with these clown-accountant hybrids. 1.3363 0.05567 113 82 24 7
1662 Gentlemen, what kind of fool do you take me for? 1.3363 0.05123 113 79 30 4
1663 He must be a former Trump appointee. 1.3363 0.05707 113 83 22 8
1664 I'm sorry, sir, but the manufacturer's warranty required the use of factory parts, only. 1.3363 0.05123 113 79 30 4
1665 I see it's equipt with four on the floor 1.3363 0.05844 113 84 20 9
1666 That right there is the reason for the knock-knock under the hood. 1.3363 0.05567 113 82 24 7
1667 Aha! Something isn’t funny under the hood! 1.3363 0.05707 113 83 22 8
1668 Yup there’s the problem. It looks like your timing is off. 1.3363 0.05123 113 79 30 4
1669 I'd say the likely problem is that your timing is off. 1.3363 0.04967 113 78 32 3
1670 Looks like that one's not a factory part 1.3363 0.05123 113 79 30 4
1671 The problem is the guy with the tie, he’s not an approved clown car component. 1.3363 0.05423 113 81 26 6
1672 It appears one of your cylinders is no longer performing 1.3363 0.05567 113 82 24 7
1673 Which one of you clowns has been knocking? 1.3363 0.05275 113 80 28 5
1674 Unconventional, but it will keep good track of your mileage. 1.3363 0.05123 113 79 30 4
1675 Hey Bozo- get outta the car! 1.3363 0.05707 113 83 22 8
1676 Yeah. This could be something serious. 1.3363 0.05423 113 81 26 6
1677 Your funniness is a quart low. 1.3363 0.05423 113 81 26 6
1678 That's your problem, you have a corporate clown in there. 1.3363 0.05423 113 81 26 6
1679 Yep. Two more Republicans can fit up here. 1.3363 0.05707 113 83 22 8
1680 George just seems to have his heart set on running off with the circus. 1.3363 0.05567 113 82 24 7
1681 I think I have found the problem sir. One of the front plugs has no sparkle. 1.3363 0.05567 113 82 24 7
1682 Well, that explains why it's making an unfunny sound. 1.3363 0.05423 113 81 26 6
1683 Well I haven’t worked on one of these babies in a while, but I think I may see the problem... 1.3363 0.05275 113 80 28 5
1684 This one looks normal—which I think is the problem. 1.3363 0.04967 113 78 32 3
1685 You’ve run out of seltzer 1.3363 0.05423 113 81 26 6
1686 Sometimes it looks like a Genuine Clown Replacement Part™️ but it’s really only a Twerp or a Ninny. 1.3363 0.05707 113 83 22 8
1687 Unfortunately, replacing the CPA isn’t covered by your warranty 1.3363 0.05567 113 82 24 7
1688 When I give you the estimate, you'll be crying on the inside. 1.3363 0.05123 113 79 30 4
1689 I think I see what's affecting your performance. 1.3363 0.05275 113 80 28 5
1690 Clearly you have a clown infestation. 1.3363 0.05567 113 82 24 7
1691 Looks like one of your four cylinders is a mis-fit! 1.3363 0.05423 113 81 26 6
1692 It appears you have a serious problem. 1.3363 0.05275 113 80 28 5
1693 I don't know, I heard a funny sound . 1.3363 0.05423 113 81 26 6
1694 That may be the un-funny noise in the engine. 1.3363 0.05423 113 81 26 6
1695 I’m assuming the engine is in the back. 1.3363 0.05567 113 82 24 7
1696 It's the one in the glasses who isn't pedaling. 1.3363 0.05275 113 80 28 5
1697 No wonder it won't go. Your front left just tells Dad jokes. 1.3363 0.05567 113 82 24 7
1698 I work on automatic transmissions. This one's got four on the floor. 1.3363 0.05275 113 80 28 5
1699 I'm afraid your problem is a blown head gasket. 1.3363 0.04805 113 77 34 2
1700 Well, we found the source of that unfunny noise. 1.3363 0.05567 113 82 24 7
1701 I think your intern is acting up. 1.3363 0.04805 113 77 34 2
1702 There's your problem: head bozo sprung a geek. 1.3363 0.05567 113 82 24 7
1703 I see. You seem to have a 'serious' problem. 1.3363 0.05275 113 80 28 5
1704 This isn't funny. You've got an accountant clogging your carburetor. 1.3363 0.05423 113 81 26 6
1705 There's your problem right there. You can't move forward with a politician under the hood. 1.3363 0.05707 113 83 22 8
1706 The car was running a little funny? We figured it out. 1.3361 0.05021 122 86 31 5
1707 Mr. Trump, the last of your supporters have arrived 1.3361 0.05656 122 91 21 10
1708 I thought you said this was a smart car, 1.3361 0.05411 122 89 25 8
1709 Well, that explains it. 1.3361 0.05656 122 91 21 10
1710 I see your problem. You are running on mixed metaphors. 1.3361 0.05284 122 88 27 7
1711 There's the problem. Someone replaced your radiator with an accountant. 1.3361 0.05535 122 90 23 9
1712 We need to send in a clown. 1.3361 0.05411 122 89 25 8
1713 There is no way I can fix this without some makeup. 1.3361 0.05411 122 89 25 8
1714 Sorry sir, this is a pro-trump car. 1.3361 0.05774 122 92 19 11
1715 I don’t know, one of the just started acting normally. 1.3361 0.05656 122 91 21 10
1716 My professional disgnosis: ONE dead-beat cylinder. 1.3361 0.05411 122 89 25 8
1717 Every family has that odd one that no one talks about. 1.3361 0.05155 122 87 29 6
1718 Stop clowning around where did you put the engine! 1.3361 0.05155 122 87 29 6
1719 That’s the risk you take in buying a hybrid. 1.3361 0.05155 122 87 29 6
1720 You’re my first post-modern clown... 1.3361 0.05284 122 88 27 7
1721 Most of the issues I see with this car are not serious.” 1.3361 0.05284 122 88 27 7
1722 That's what I thought. Bad engine head. 1.3361 0.05411 122 89 25 8
1723 I knew there was something funny about the motor. 1.3361 0.05155 122 87 29 6
1724 Your dipstick is very dry 1.3361 0.05411 122 89 25 8
1725 Yes, you are one Bozo short 1.3361 0.05774 122 92 19 11
1726 Yup, your car has engineer trouble. 1.3361 0.05284 122 88 27 7
1727 It’s Bring Your Insurance Adjuster to Work Day. 1.3361 0.05535 122 90 23 9
1728 Welcome to the Trump rally 1.3333 0.05424 108 77 26 5
1729 Well you can’t add a middle manager and expect things to run smoothly. 1.3333 0.05012 111 77 31 3
1730 Fix it quickly - we’ve got a country to run! 1.3333 0.05581 108 78 24 6
1731 Oh, three clowns and one undecided 1.3333 0.05424 108 77 26 5
1732 It’s been making a funny sound when I press on the gas. 1.3333 0.05771 111 82 21 8
1733 Hey, clowns can be president too! 1.3333 0.06445 108 84 12 12
1734 See what I mean? I think one of the heads isn’t cracked. 1.3333 0.05336 120 87 26 7
1735 Well there’s your problem! That front left one’s a bit too stiff! 1.3333 0.05095 108 75 30 3
1736 I think I’ve found your problem. That one with a tie is a Democrat. 1.3333 0.05734 108 79 22 7
1737 Well there’s your problem. Cliff isn’t funny. 1.3333 0.05771 111 82 21 8
1738 The best I can do is a spare lawyer 1.3333 0.05480 111 80 25 6
1739 Looks serious. 1.3333 0.05734 108 79 22 7
1740 Somebody always doesn’t get the memo. 1.3333 0.05480 111 80 25 6
1741 Sorry for the confusion, we had you down for the CROWN Victoria today... 1.3333 0.05883 108 80 20 8
1742 There's your problem. The clown wearing the tie. 1.3333 0.06029 108 81 18 9
1743 You’re right, It does sound funny. 1.3333 0.05328 111 79 27 5
1744 They’re on their way to the West Wing. 1.3333 0.05734 108 79 22 7
1745 Hybrids never give you great performance. 1.3333 0.05328 111 79 27 5
1746 Can you fix IT? 1.3333 0.05883 108 80 20 8
1747 It's a rental. 1.3333 0.05466 120 88 24 8
1748 Congress decided to carpool. 1.3333 0.05627 111 81 23 7
1749 I see your problem already. You got a real bozo where the regular Bozo should be. 1.3333 0.05734 108 79 22 7
1750 One of your cylinders is not performing! 1.3333 0.04783 120 86 30 4
1751 I see the problem now, you're down a clown. 1.3333 0.05480 111 80 25 6
1752 I thought something sounded funny! 1.3333 0.05480 111 80 25 6
1753 Looks pretty serious to me. 1.3333 0.05383 114 82 26 6
1754 Oh, this clown is going to need to be replaced. 1.3333 0.05328 111 79 27 5
1755 Sure, I can fix it, but this guy here voids the clown car warranty. 1.3333 0.05771 111 82 21 8
1756 Working on a hybrid can be tricky 1.3333 0.04845 111 76 33 2
1757 I think I've found the problem. This one's not OEM. 1.3333 0.05734 108 79 22 7
1758 Well see, here's your problem. That guy is throwing your timing off. 1.3333 0.05262 108 76 28 4
1759 Nice honkers. 1.3333 0.05328 111 79 27 5
1760 Isn't it rich? 1.3333 0.05581 108 78 24 6
1761 The spare always looks a little funny. 1.3333 0.05012 111 77 31 3
1762 We get it, you don't like your job. But give the clown his seat back, Fred. 1.3333 0.05429 117 85 25 7
1763 Looks funny. We’ll need to run a diagnostic test. 1.3333 0.05262 108 76 28 4
1764 Which one of you is Elon? 1.3333 0.05172 111 78 29 4
1765 Sorry, they all have to be clowns to get the discount. 1.3333 0.05771 111 82 21 8
1766 Ah, there's your problem, see? Aftermarket parts don't always fit in. 1.3333 0.05627 111 81 23 7
1767 Your right-front cylinder is nothing to laugh about. 1.3333 0.05883 108 80 20 8
1768 It seems that someone has slipped in an unauthorised part. 1.3333 0.05172 111 78 29 4
1769 I see what the problem is. 25% of your engine has developed an actual sense of humor. 1.3333 0.05480 111 80 25 6
1770 So,you're hearing an odd sound from under the hood.. 1.3333 0.04922 108 74 32 2
1771 When 's the last time you changed your husband? 1.3333 0.05262 108 76 28 4
1772 Here’s the problem. One of your spark plugs is a dud. 1.3333 0.05480 111 80 25 6
1773 I’m sorry. I just find accountants scary. 1.3333 0.05328 111 79 27 5
1774 Your right wing nut’s out of place 1.3333 0.05424 108 77 26 5
1775 What ya got here is a part that doesn't fit, Mr. President 1.3333 0.05883 108 80 20 8
1776 He's taking us to the White House to replace the other clowns that make his administration run. 1.3333 0.05593 120 89 22 9
1777 I think your clown car is only firing on 3 cylinders.... 1.3333 0.05883 108 80 20 8
1778 It seems like one of your clowns is not up to speed! 1.3333 0.05336 120 87 26 7
1779 You really shouldn't be using aftermarket parts. 1.3333 0.05012 111 77 31 3
1780 Here's why it smells funny. You added "regular". 1.3333 0.05593 120 89 22 9
1781 Well, Mr. Barr, I guess you do qualify as a clown. 1.3333 0.05883 108 80 20 8
1782 Is this a hybrid? 1.3333 0.04927 120 84 32 4
1783 How did this BOZO get in there? 1.3333 0.05883 108 80 20 8
1784 Thanks for letting me look under the hood. I've never seen the workings of a Tesla. 1.3333 0.05771 111 82 21 8
1785 Look like your left front clown has sold out. 1.3333 0.05911 111 83 19 9
1786 Nothing personal, but your mechanic is a Bozo. 1.3333 0.04922 108 74 32 2
1787 I see the problem. That cylinder head - it’s serious. 1.3333 0.05248 123 89 27 7
1788 We can remove the accountant but it will require that we replace all the seltzer water dispensers. Big job. 1.3333 0.05771 111 82 21 8
1789 That's where the un-funny noise is coming from. 1.3333 0.05480 111 80 25 6
1790 On your way to the White House? 1.3333 0.05627 111 81 23 7
1791 Yes, you made it look funny, but you didn’t make it sound funny. 1.3333 0.05172 111 80 26 5
1792 Exactly when did it stop sounding funny? 1.3333 0.05480 111 80 25 6
1793 I’m afraid the problem looks serious. 1.3333 0.05262 108 76 28 4
1794 I see we have a serious problem. 1.3333 0.05734 108 79 22 7
1795 All right the jokes over. Get out of the car Mr. Barr. 1.3333 0.05480 111 80 25 6
1796 Now I know it's not Pennywise himself, but Bob from I.T. should work fine as a replacement. 1.3333 0.05480 111 80 25 6
1797 You have to change them every 5000 miles 1.3333 0.05480 111 80 25 6
1798 I see your trouble now, one clown needs firing. 1.3333 0.05771 111 82 21 8
1799 something is wrong, we're not getting enough miles per clown. 1.3333 0.05771 111 82 21 8
1800 We're Trump delegates. Can you get us back on the road to the Republican convention? 1.3333 0.05627 111 81 23 7
1801 All I could find was generic parts. 1.3333 0.04922 108 74 32 2
1802 You have a blown clown 1.3333 0.06048 111 84 17 10
1803 Well there's the problem. One of your cylinder heads is a complete square. 1.3333 0.05911 111 83 19 9
1804 We are going to have to replace the one that’s gone nerd 1.3333 0.05204 120 86 28 6
1805 You were expecting a straight four engine? 1.3333 0.05480 111 80 25 6
1806 Here's why your engine doesn't sound as funny... 1.3333 0.05328 111 79 27 5
1807 You realize you void the warranty when you try to fix it yourself, right? 1.3333 0.05067 120 85 30 5
1808 Who put this clown in the clown car? 1.3333 0.05172 111 78 29 4
1809 These after-market parts never really fit in. 1.3333 0.05095 108 75 30 3
1810 You paid Barnum how much for this? 1.3333 0.05911 111 83 19 9
1811 We see this a lot in clown cars. 1.3333 0.05627 111 81 23 7
1812 Found your problem. You had the wrong part installed. We remove the average guy, replace him with a clown, and your back in the show. 1.3333 0.05581 108 78 24 6
1813 He's funny, just not "Ha, ha" funny. 1.3333 0.05172 111 78 29 4
1814 ...it’s nothing a little bit of grease paint won’t fix. 1.3333 0.05480 111 80 25 6
1815 There shouldn't be any issues. White house staff members are considered clowns now. 1.3333 0.05734 108 79 22 7
1816 The suspension looks normal but everything else seems a little funny. 1.3333 0.05204 120 86 28 6
1817 I heard about this family on Car Talk. 1.3333 0.05328 111 79 27 5
1818 Your problem is cylinder one and it's not funny. 1.3333 0.05581 108 78 24 6
1819 Here's your problem....you've got an accountant. 1.3333 0.05734 108 79 22 7
1820 No wonder the engine sounds funny. 1.3333 0.05581 108 78 24 6
1821 I see the problem. Your car's governor is too restrictive. 1.3333 0.05336 120 87 26 7
1822 Political Clowns only work in Town Cars, and not Clown Cars 1.3333 0.05328 111 79 27 5
1823 Oh, yeah...what you got here is a defective cylinder head. 1.3333 0.05328 111 79 27 5
1824 Son, this is not the way to run off and join the circus. 1.3333 0.05172 111 80 26 5
1825 This problem tends to happen with Volkswagens. 1.3333 0.05328 111 79 27 5
1826 Right there's the reason for the recall. 1.3333 0.05424 108 77 26 5
1827 Well, now we know the unfunny sound you've been hearing. 1.3333 0.05172 111 78 29 4
1828 You're asking me which one of these clowns is the Times media columnist? 1.3304 0.05888 115 87 18 10
1829 I always suspected bureaucrats of clowning around. This proves it. 1.3304 0.05622 115 85 22 8
1830 I don't know what kind of clown you had working on this car, but he replaced the solenoid with a humanoid. 1.3304 0.05344 115 83 26 6
1831 I don't want to be an accountant dad, I have new friends and I'm going to be a costumed physical comedian. 1.3304 0.05888 115 87 18 10
1832 Never worked on a clown car before. Is this a Trump Administration vehicle? 1.3304 0.05757 115 86 20 9
1833 Sorry pal, but this definitely invalidates your warranty 1.3304 0.05135 112 79 29 4
1834 You have four problems here, and one of them is not funny at all 1.3304 0.05585 112 82 23 7
1835 Well, I found the problem 1.3304 0.04976 112 78 31 3
1836 I'm getting too old for this 1.3304 0.05289 112 80 27 5
1837 I’m not certified to repair hybrids” 1.3304 0.05439 112 81 25 6
1838 I think I see your problem, but it's going to cost you. 1.3304 0.04976 112 80 28 4
1839 And it's been running like this for 3 years you say? 1.3304 0.05727 112 83 21 8
1840 Oh, Congress in recess for the summer already? 1.3304 0.05727 112 83 21 8
1841 It looks like you’re one clown down. Fill ‘er up? 1.3304 0.04976 112 78 31 3
1842 Quickly, get me the jaws of laughter 1.3304 0.05585 112 82 23 7
1843 Are you sure it makes a giggling sound when it runs 1.3304 0.05289 112 80 27 5
1844 As I suspected, it’s Carl here that’s been making that unfunny noise. 1.3304 0.05289 112 80 27 5
1845 Whoa! Somebody stuck a Mormon in your car. 1.3304 0.05585 112 82 23 7
1846 How did our accountant get in here? 1.3304 0.05135 112 79 29 4
1847 Funny, it didn't look like a smart car until we opened the hood. 1.3304 0.05439 112 81 25 6
1848 They should rest their feet for a few days and then you should be good to go. 1.3304 0.05289 112 80 27 5
1849 Here’s your problem. You can’t put a nerd in a clown car. 1.3304 0.05585 112 82 23 7
1850 You're kidding me. 1.3304 0.05727 112 83 21 8
1851 Yep, just as I thought. You've got a faulty header! 1.3304 0.05289 112 80 27 5
1852 Well I get freaked out by auto mechanics , but I don't let it interfere with my job! 1.3304 0.05585 112 82 23 7
1853 Uh-oh! Using aftermarket parts voids your warranty! 1.3304 0.05135 112 79 29 4
1854 Oh yeah, definitely the head gasket. 1.3304 0.05289 112 80 27 5
1855 Don't mind me, I'm just auditing the class. 1.3304 0.05439 112 81 25 6
1856 I see the problem. You used a generic replacement. 1.3304 0.05289 112 80 27 5
1857 Here’s the problem. You’ve got a corporate clown in there corrupting your car. 1.3304 0.05585 112 82 23 7
1858 Here's y'er problem! Someone replaced a Clown with this Joker! 1.3304 0.05727 112 83 21 8
1859 Looks like your CPA is on the fritz again. 1.3304 0.05289 112 80 27 5
1860 I'll send out the clowns. 1.3304 0.05439 112 81 25 6
1861 I can fix cars that make a funny noise. This, I don't know. 1.3304 0.04976 112 78 31 3
1862 I'm afraid the problem is rather serious after all. 1.3304 0.05727 112 83 21 8
1863 I thought I heard something funny going on in the engine. 1.3304 0.05289 112 80 27 5
1864 I think I can tell which part of your engine underperforming. 1.3304 0.05585 112 82 23 7
1865 John, get back into the office and stop clowning around. 1.3304 0.05585 112 82 23 7
1866 Well, there's your problem; you've got an expert in there. 1.3304 0.05289 112 80 27 5
1867 Those supposed "performance upgrades" so often cause problems... 1.3304 0.05439 112 81 25 6
1868 Just as I expected... the one making that awful noise is the Republican. 1.3304 0.05727 112 83 21 8
1869 I think I found the funny noise. 1.3304 0.04811 112 77 33 2
1870 One of your head gaskets is blown. 1.3304 0.05439 112 81 25 6
1871 You could ignore it, but the front looks serious. 1.3304 0.05439 112 81 25 6
1872 Well Senator, I think I see your problem. 1.3304 0.05289 112 80 27 5
1873 Well I think I see what's causing the unfunny sound 1.3304 0.05727 112 83 21 8
1874 The trouble is you're not running on all clowns. 1.3304 0.05289 112 80 27 5
1875 Sure. I can get you fixed quick enough to get you to the White House by noon. 1.3304 0.05866 112 84 19 9
1876 There's your problem--you have an engineer in your clown car. 1.3304 0.05727 112 83 21 8
1877 At least this isn't completely insane. 1.3304 0.05439 112 81 25 6
1878 I hate to say this Mr. Bozo, but your engine maintenance is a joke. 1.3304 0.05439 112 81 25 6
1879 I thought something sounded a little unfunny in there. 1.3304 0.05439 112 81 25 6
1880 Is this where the funny noise was coming from? 1.3304 0.05135 112 79 29 4
1881 He's there to keep track of the milage. 1.3304 0.05439 112 81 25 6
1882 There's nothing wrong with the engine that some confetti can't fix. 1.3304 0.05727 112 83 21 8
1883 I'm sorry but putting an accountant in a clown car voids the warranty. 1.3298 0.05933 94 68 21 5
1884 Sir, I’m going to need you to step out of the vehicle... 1.3276 0.05581 116 86 22 8
1885 So will we make it to the Republican Convention in time? 1.3276 0.05844 116 88 18 10
1886 We have a bigger problem …if the clowns are in your car, who’s running the government? 1.3276 0.05714 116 87 20 9
1887 I'll call the White House and see if they'll take him. 1.3276 0.05306 116 84 26 6
1888 It looks like you need a new regulator. 1.3276 0.05445 116 85 24 7
1889 You have a serious problem here! 1.3276 0.05445 116 85 24 7
1890 I see the problem. It’s your consultant. 1.3276 0.05306 116 84 26 6
1891 Why did you bring your accountant? 1.3276 0.04545 116 84 30 2
1892 Ok everyone, this is Ted. He’s going to be your new camshaft. 1.3276 0.05162 116 83 28 5
1893 I don't think he's funny either. 1.3276 0.05445 116 85 24 7
1894 Accountants are always going to inhibit your performance. 1.3276 0.05306 116 84 26 6
1895 Some clown forgot to dress the cylinder head. 1.3276 0.05306 116 84 26 6
1896 What are you, some kind of a clown? 1.3276 0.05162 116 83 28 5
1897 Your problem seems to be serious... 1.3276 0.05445 116 85 24 7
1898 Something is off with your comedic timing belt. 1.3276 0.04707 116 80 34 2
1899 And they told you it was a 'suitable replacement part'? 1.3276 0.05581 116 86 22 8
1900 This is the 4 clown model, but it looks like you’re running on 3 clowns and 1 accountant. I think that’s your problem. 1.3274 0.05250 113 81 27 5
1901 Been acting funny? Yea, I see the problem. You have a missing rubber nose, driver's side front. 1.3274 0.05250 113 81 27 5
1902 Joe, on behalf of the entire administration here, I'd like to thank you for accepting the position of Defense Secretary on such short notice. Now if you'll come with us. 1.3274 0.05543 113 83 23 7
1903 So this is where the GOP has been hiding. 1.3273 0.05646 110 81 22 7
1904 We decided to follow our passion after getting defunded. 1.3273 0.05342 110 79 26 5
1905 Ah, looks like you’ve got a serious problem under the hood 1.3273 0.05342 110 79 26 5
1906 It's good you came in, it looks serious. 1.3273 0.05342 110 79 26 5
1907 I think I've found what's been making those un-funny noises. 1.3273 0.05496 110 80 24 6
1908 He says it was either another forty years of spreadsheets or running off to join the circus. 1.3273 0.05792 110 82 20 8
1909 Oh, there’s the problem right there, and no, it’s not a joke. 1.3273 0.05184 110 78 28 4
1910 I hear these hybrid models get better smileage. 1.3273 0.05496 110 80 24 6
1911 Now, there’s yer problem. Ya got only one that does the firing. 1.3273 0.05342 110 79 26 5
1912 Let's not confuse diversity with mere tokenism. 1.3273 0.05496 110 80 24 6
1913 We put Keith in front because he refuses to wear a mask. 1.3273 0.05496 110 80 24 6
1914 This should drastically minimize the funny noises. 1.3273 0.05184 110 78 28 4
1915 Unfortunately, I’ve seen this problem before, Mr. President. 1.3273 0.05934 110 83 18 9
1916 Just another white-collar worker avoiding the tolls. 1.3273 0.05342 110 79 26 5
1917 Has the engine always acted a little funny? 1.3273 0.04851 110 76 32 2
1918 See, this is why your engine is making that unfunny noise, mam. 1.3273 0.05020 110 77 30 3
1919 Where did you put the engine? 1.3273 0.05496 110 80 24 6
1920 I see the problem. You've got the Republican National Convention going on under your hood. 1.3273 0.05934 110 83 18 9
1921 I was expecting hamsters 1.3273 0.05646 110 81 22 7
1922 Looks like one head is misfiring... 1.3273 0.04851 110 76 32 2
1923 Looks like one of your cylinder's gone square. 1.3273 0.05496 110 80 24 6
1924 They work better than the squirrels did. 1.3273 0.05184 110 78 28 4
1925 I see why your car is not making a funny sound 1.3273 0.05342 110 79 26 5
1926 You said you fit all of Trumps cabinet in here? 1.3273 0.05792 110 82 20 8
1927 See now, there's your problem. No spark in the number one cylinder. 1.3273 0.05342 110 79 26 5
1928 Something's not funny here. 1.3273 0.05342 110 79 26 5
1929 I think I found the cause of that unfunny noise under the hood. 1.3273 0.05792 110 82 20 8
1930 Wow, what will Elon Musk come up with next? 1.3273 0.05496 110 80 24 6
1931 Someone stuck an after-market head in here 1.3273 0.05496 110 80 24 6
1932 There's your problem. Lucky I have a replacement right here. 1.3273 0.05342 110 79 26 5
1933 Sorry, Mr. Trump. We need to replace the entire engine, especially Mr. Barr here. 1.3273 0.05496 110 80 24 6
1934 I assume the guy in front with pockets will be paying for this? 1.3273 0.05646 110 81 22 7
1935 Who’s the clown in the tie? 1.3273 0.05342 110 79 26 5
1936 Sorry, I don't work on pedal cars. 1.3273 0.05792 110 82 20 8
1937 There’s something not funny about this. 1.3273 0.05646 110 81 22 7
1938 Looks like your front driver's side clown isn't funny anymore. 1.3273 0.05342 110 79 26 5
1939 The only cylinder firing is Kevin from HR. 1.3273 0.05646 110 81 22 7
1940 That's definitely not covered by your warranty. 1.3273 0.05342 110 79 26 5
1941 It's powered by future Trump appointees. 1.3273 0.05646 110 81 22 7
1942 There's always a lawyer gumming up the works. 1.3273 0.05342 110 79 26 5
1943 If you don't check for nerds every 40,000 chuckles, it's going to happen. 1.3273 0.05342 110 79 26 5
1944 There's your problem, you're running on only three clowns. 1.3273 0.05496 110 80 24 6
1945 'Looks like a timing problem to me' 1.3273 0.05496 110 80 24 6
1946 It looks like someone has inserted a foreign part in your spot 1.3273 0.05646 110 81 22 7
1947 It looks like your front end is out of alignment. 1.3273 0.05342 110 79 26 5
1948 I see the problem; someone here has chosen the wrong career path. 1.3273 0.05646 110 81 22 7
1949 I can offer you an upgrade to the Clown Victoria for a large feet. 1.3273 0.05342 110 79 26 5
1950 Looks like a serious problem with the engine. 1.3273 0.05342 110 79 26 5
1951 I guess 'hearing a funny sound' means something different to you. 1.3273 0.05020 110 77 30 3
1952 I would say you are currently riding on only 3 cylinders. 1.3273 0.05496 110 80 24 6
1953 In my day, we hid in the trunk 1.3273 0.05496 110 82 21 7
1954 Wow … I'll finally get to use my clown wrench. 1.3273 0.05792 110 82 20 8
1955 Like I said, I've been hearing some funny noises and some not so funny noises. 1.3273 0.05342 110 79 26 5
1956 I suspect your lack of power is because you are only hitting on three clowns. 1.3273 0.05496 110 80 24 6
1957 Looks like you have a bad head 1.3273 0.05792 110 82 20 8
1958 Looks like some Bozo has been driving this car. 1.3273 0.05496 110 80 24 6
1959 I told you to keep pedaling! 1.3273 0.05496 110 80 24 6
1960 Newt Gingrich doesn’t qualify; it has to be an actual clown. 1.3273 0.05342 110 79 26 5
1961 Here’s where the funny little noises are coming from. The other guy’s your accountant. 1.3273 0.05792 110 82 20 8
1962 I think I know what's causing that funny noise you heard. 1.3273 0.05646 110 81 22 7
1963 It sounded funny? Can you be more specific? 1.3273 0.05496 110 80 24 6
1964 So, It was making a serious sound you say? 1.3273 0.05184 110 78 28 4
1965 Hmm, looks like a bad head gasket. 1.3273 0.05496 110 80 24 6
1966 Well your Bozo appears to be working 1.3273 0.06073 110 84 16 10
1967 one cylinder is out of sorts 1.3273 0.05342 110 79 26 5
1968 It looks like you there is a problem with your fourth cylinder. 1.3273 0.05646 110 81 22 7
1969 It runs on gas. Laughing gas. 1.3273 0.05792 110 82 20 8
1970 You're only running on three rings. 1.3273 0.05646 110 81 22 7
1971 No surprise here.... 1.3273 0.05646 110 81 22 7
1972 There's your problem, you can't mix business casual in with a clown car. 1.3273 0.05342 110 79 26 5
1973 When I said I could fix it, I thought you meant the car, not the American government... 1.3273 0.05496 110 80 24 6
1974 Looks like you ran out of laughing gas. 1.3273 0.05646 110 81 22 7
1975 Aha! One of your pistons doesn't look funny. 1.3273 0.05496 110 80 24 6
1976 You say it is making funny sounds, but this here seems pretty serious 1.3273 0.05646 110 81 22 7
1977 I think we’ve found which clown put the Trump-Pence sticker on your bumper. 1.3273 0.05342 110 79 26 5
1978 Yeah, there’s something funny about this generic replacement part. 1.3273 0.05020 110 77 30 3
1979 Yep. This clown car is a really good fit for Attorney General Bill Barr: No Masks, No Social Distancing and Driven by Mahem . 1.3261 0.06577 92 70 14 8
1980 I'm sorry, sir, the corporate clown is unauthorized equipment and voids the warranty. 1.3246 0.05212 114 82 27 5
1981 In that moment, Joe realized maybe he really didn’t know as much about cars as he thought he did. 1.3243 0.05747 111 83 20 8
1982 You see your trouble is your engine’s bipartisan. I don’t know how to work on foreign cars. 1.3243 0.05302 111 82 23 6
1983 I feel your pain. They took over the White House and now they're everywhere... 1.3243 0.05302 111 80 26 5
1984 We've found the problem, it's the straight man, that's why fewer laughs per gallon. 1.3243 0.05454 111 81 24 6
1985 You've got a defective Pierrot. We can order a replacement from France, but I gotta say, it's gonna cost ya. 1.3243 0.05145 111 79 28 4
1986 There's your problem. You've got one of those corporate clown replacement parts. 1.3243 0.05454 111 81 24 6
1987 I don't know. We've been having trouble getting parts since the Ringling Brothers went out of business. 1.3243 0.05145 111 79 28 4
1988 I can give you 100 bucks for the car, 10 bucks each for the clowns, but I’m afraid I can’t do anything for the suit. 1.3241 0.05708 108 80 21 7
1989 Jerry, quit clowning around and get back to work 1.3241 0.05397 108 78 25 5
1990 Which way to Jacksonville? 1.3241 0.05708 108 80 21 7
1991 Mr. Trump said he’s ready to start the cabinet meeting now. 1.3241 0.06146 108 83 15 10
1992 I'm sorry. We don't fix hybrids. 1.3241 0.05234 108 77 27 4
1993 No, see, there's the problem: you got an office clown by mistake. 1.3241 0.05397 108 78 25 5
1994 He just doesn’t fit in. 1.3241 0.05397 108 78 25 5
1995 It’s doing the job, but it’s not doing the trick. 1.3241 0.05066 108 76 29 3
1996 What's this joker doing in here? 1.3241 0.05234 108 77 27 4
1997 My accountant is a clown too. 1.3241 0.05708 108 80 21 7
1998 The engine is acting funny. 1.3241 0.05397 108 78 25 5
1999 Okay, give it a honk for me. 1.3241 0.05397 108 78 25 5
2000 Off-brand replacement parts can affect performance. 1.3241 0.05397 108 78 25 5
2001 I can check the fluid levels on the little CPA, but I ain't touchin' the clowns. 1.3241 0.05708 108 80 21 7
2002 There's one in every class. 1.3241 0.05397 108 78 25 5
2003 Who's the clown wearing a suit and tie to the circus? 1.3241 0.05397 108 78 25 5
2004 I think we've found the problem. There's a Republican in your engine. 1.3241 0.05555 108 79 23 6
2005 That's the problem, one of your clowns is an accountant. 1.3241 0.05708 108 80 21 7
2006 Your fan needs adjusting. 1.3241 0.05234 108 77 27 4
2007 Well, there's your problem. The number two spark plug is an accountant. 1.3241 0.05066 108 76 29 3
2008 Oh, it's definitely the CPA. 1.3241 0.05555 108 79 23 6
2009 There's the problem. Corporate clowns can stop anything. 1.3241 0.05555 108 79 23 6
2010 Your alternator is a bozo. 1.3241 0.05858 108 81 19 8
2011 Yup, you see, that's where that unfunny noise is coming from. 1.3241 0.05555 108 79 23 6
2012 So was it really worth it just for the HOV lane? 1.3241 0.05234 108 77 27 4
2013 Well there’s your unfunny noise. 1.3241 0.05555 108 79 23 6
2014 OH Oh, you have a defective clown. That's gonna run into some money. 1.3241 0.05397 108 78 25 5
2015 No, Donald, you have your own clown car! This is ours. 1.3241 0.05066 108 76 29 3
2016 Only American parts fit. You’re metric. 1.3241 0.05708 108 80 21 7
2017 Here's the source of the misfire, Binky. You need 4 clowns, not 3 clowns and some accounting office cutup. 1.3241 0.05858 108 81 19 8
2018 Sir, I can only use clown approved parts in this vehicle. 1.3241 0.05397 108 78 25 5
2019 You've got to be more careful using aftermarket clowns. 1.3241 0.05397 108 78 25 5
2020 I take it the little guy up front is a Sondheim fan? 1.3241 0.06004 108 82 17 9
2021 Here's your problem. A responsible adult. 1.3241 0.05708 108 80 21 7
2022 You’ve got a very serious problem here. 1.3241 0.05234 108 77 27 4
2023 Now there’s your problem. The spark plugs are all Krusty. 1.3241 0.05708 108 80 21 7
2024 You seem to have an imposter in your carburetor. 1.3241 0.05234 108 77 27 4
2025 I think I have identified the funny noises under your hood. 1.3241 0.05858 108 81 19 8
2026 Doesn't look like you have all original equipment. 1.3241 0.05234 108 77 27 4
2027 We found the problem, but how did this clown get into your car?" 1.3241 0.05397 108 78 25 5
2028 That’s what happens when you don’t use original VW parts. 1.3241 0.05066 108 76 29 3
2029 Yeah, just like I thought, one of your clowns has gone Brad. 1.3241 0.05555 108 79 23 6
2030 So this is the new Republican-powered car. 1.3241 0.05397 108 78 25 5
2031 Just what I thought, your timing's off 1.3241 0.05397 108 78 25 5
2032 So...if I replace that last original part, I'm good? 1.3241 0.05555 108 79 23 6
2033 You’re always taking a risk with aftermarket parts... 1.3241 0.05397 108 78 25 5
2034 Ah, one of your cylinders has turned serious. 1.3241 0.05555 108 79 23 6
2035 Once I replace the guy with the glasses, you’ll be good to go. 1.3241 0.06004 108 82 17 9
2036 Unless David here puts his costume back on, the car will never start. 1.3241 0.05555 108 79 23 6
2037 Well, I think I know what’s making that not-funny sound. 1.3241 0.05234 108 77 27 4
2038 Don't worry sir, your car has nothing serious. 1.3241 0.05397 108 80 22 6
2039 Ah, I see. IT's the problem. 1.3241 0.05397 108 78 25 5
2040 Where are your masks? 1.3241 0.05555 108 79 23 6
2041 Just a quick look tells me you have a very serious problem. 1.3241 0.05234 108 77 27 4
2042 Junior? 1.3241 0.05858 108 81 19 8
2043 Ooh, this looks serious. 1.3241 0.05234 108 77 27 4
2044 We're from the hood. 1.3241 0.05708 108 80 21 7
2045 I think I know where that sound is coming from. 1.3241 0.05397 108 78 25 5
2046 Here's your problem. Someone replaced one of your clowns with an accountant. 1.3241 0.06004 108 82 17 9
2047 Well I see your problem — you've got an HR rep where a regular clown should be. 1.3241 0.05397 108 78 25 5
2048 Well there's your problem - you've got Walter in the engine. 1.3241 0.05708 108 80 21 7
2049 I see you tried to engineer one of your cylinders. 1.3241 0.05397 108 78 25 5
2050 Uh oh. Someone didn't install OEM parts. 1.3241 0.05555 108 79 23 6
2051 Whoa, Chuckles, you've got Serious engine trouble! 1.3241 0.05234 108 77 27 4
2052 Here's your problem: your engine is losing it's sense of humor 1.3241 0.05397 108 78 25 5
2053 There’s your problem. Your front right cylinder has no make-up. 1.3241 0.05555 108 79 23 6
2054 So that other mechanic just said,”I sent in the clowns! 1.3241 0.05708 108 80 21 7
2055 As you can see, you've got a relatively serious problem in the front right. 1.3241 0.05555 108 79 23 6
2056 Your straight man is missing a gasket. 1.3241 0.05555 108 79 23 6
2057 Bill Barr takes over the investigation. 1.3241 0.05708 108 80 21 7
2058 So you do have an insurance guy. Shouldn't be a problem, then. 1.3241 0.05708 108 80 21 7
2059 You need to change them every fifty thousand smiles. 1.3241 0.05234 108 77 27 4
2060 See, there's your trouble...wrong kind of clown. 1.3238 0.05327 105 75 26 4
2061 Do you think you could have it ready by the Republican National Convention? 1.3211 0.05956 109 83 17 9
2062 This is not what we usually mean when we talk about a problem with the engine bore. 1.3211 0.05355 109 79 25 5
2063 Well, here's why your car is making that unfunny noise. 1.3211 0.05664 109 81 21 7
2064 “A stiff cylinder is no laughing matter.” 1.3211 0.05956 109 83 17 9
2065 Here’s your problem right here, your trying to use an accountant to do a clown’s job. 1.3211 0.05956 109 83 17 9
2066 Well, the good news is the problem isn’t your alternator. 1.3208 0.05615 106 78 22 6
2067 Well Bozo, I know we gave you an estimate for Mitch McConnell, but with labor and parts for Congress, you might want to consider it totaled. 1.3208 0.05773 106 79 20 7
2068 It came like that. 1.3208 0.06076 106 81 16 9
2069 sooo... we need to get you facemasks ASAP 1.3208 0.05453 106 77 24 5
2070 I thought those were recalled 1.3208 0.05773 106 79 20 7
2071 Some clown's replaced a cylinder. 1.3208 0.05113 106 75 28 3
2072 I can spray it with seltzer, and that'll get you home, but you're going to need to replace the whole thing sooner rather than later. 1.3208 0.05615 106 78 22 6
2073 I can swamp that dud out and have you in the happy lane in 20 minutes. 1.3208 0.05453 106 77 24 5
2074 The problem is the front left litigator; his timing is off. 1.3208 0.05453 106 77 24 5
2075 Looks like you need a new miming belt 1.3208 0.05615 106 78 22 6
2076 Mr. President, we found them. You now have a Senate quorum vote for you bill on building a wall on the US-Canada border. 1.3208 0.05927 106 80 18 8
2077 Uh oh. Someone has some mighty big shoes to fill. 1.3208 0.05286 106 76 26 4
2078 It's a common problem with hybrid cars. 1.3208 0.05113 106 75 28 3
2079 Well, Mr. President, it’s like you thought - one of your cabinet has gone rogue. 1.3208 0.06076 106 81 16 9
2080 Now we know why your car wasn't sounding funny. 1.3208 0.05453 106 77 24 5
2081 Well that’s your problem right there, looks like your Bobo is on the fritz 1.3208 0.05773 106 79 20 7
2082 All it took was one M.B.A. to muck up the whole works. You're better off going with the balloons . 1.3208 0.06076 106 81 16 9
2083 I'm assuming you're paying since you're the only one with pockets. 1.3208 0.05286 106 76 26 4
2084 Sorry Bozo, you've got a lemon here. Mister Lemon, please get out of the car. 1.3208 0.05615 106 78 22 6
2085 Which one of you is the carburetor? 1.3208 0.05615 106 78 22 6
2086 Well, I found what was making that funny noise. 1.3208 0.05453 106 77 24 5
2087 There's your problem--the accountant isn't seated properly. 1.3208 0.05773 106 79 20 7
2088 I think we found out where that tsk, tsk, tsk sound is coming from. 1.3208 0.05615 106 78 22 6
2089 You're running low on seltzer. 1.3208 0.05113 106 75 28 3
2090 Now I understand the check engine light! 1.3208 0.05927 106 80 18 8
2091 You've thrown a red nose. 1.3208 0.05615 106 78 22 6
2092 Ah, your freak compartment has a geek. 1.3208 0.05615 106 78 22 6
2093 The make-up is not a problem, but the wig is gonna cost you. 1.3208 0.05286 106 76 26 4
2094 I located where the not-funny noises came from and must tell you that you have a serious problem there. 1.3178 0.05245 107 77 26 4
2095 I think I see where the not funny noise is coming from. 1.3178 0.05245 107 77 26 4
2096 Here's your problem, pal and it looks to be serious. 1.3173 0.05161 104 74 27 3
2097 I see the problem. There's an accountant in your engine. 1.3173 0.05677 104 77 21 6
2098 Jerry, I've found your problem. I'll get a wig and a red nose for this one in the front, you should be good to go. 1.3173 0.05677 104 77 21 6
2099 « Seems you haven’t heard of social distancing... » 1.3173 0.05511 104 76 23 5
2100 That one is adopted. 1.3173 0.05997 104 79 17 8
2101 Sir, your car isn't meant to carry this many Trump supporters. 1.3173 0.05677 104 77 21 6
2102 We thought giving him a ride would be a nice jester 1.3173 0.05677 104 77 21 6
2103 That explains the weird office grinding noise on start-up. 1.3173 0.05161 104 74 27 3
2104 This whole car seems a little funny, but the serious problem appears to be right beneath the hood 1.3173 0.05677 104 77 21 6
2105 That’s the reason your steering pulls to the left every time you try to make a wide right turn, sir. It’s a safety device added in 2016 and can’t be removed. 1.3173 0.05840 104 78 19 7
2106 Oh look at what Sondheim sent.s 1.3173 0.05511 104 76 23 5
2107 I found out where the funny noise was coming from 1.3173 0.05677 104 77 21 6
2108 That’s your problem, right there in the front. 1.3173 0.05339 104 75 25 4
2109 Oh. Well. HERE’S your problem. One of your clowns went square. 1.3173 0.05677 104 77 21 6
2110 We'll have to remove the lead pencil: this is an unleaded clown car. 1.3173 0.05339 104 75 25 4
2111 Yeah, I see the problem - I’m gonna need to replace the accountant, 1.3173 0.05677 104 77 21 6
2112 This is no laughing matter. 1.3173 0.05161 104 74 27 3
2113 Fill it up with laughing gas. 1.3173 0.05677 104 77 21 6
2114 They sent in the clowns! 1.3173 0.05677 104 77 21 6
2115 See? It's like the government. One non-clown is not enough. If you really want to fix it, you'll have to remove all the clowns. 1.3173 0.05997 104 79 17 8
2116 Looks like your left front gagster has straightened up. 1.3173 0.05997 104 79 17 8
2117 Sheltering in place 1.3173 0.05511 104 76 23 5
2118 Dealing with this car sure is like a three-ring circus. 1.3173 0.05339 104 75 25 4
2119 There's your problem. Instead of 4 cylinders, you have three. Plus Mr. Pearson, public accountant from nearby Dubuque. 1.3173 0.05677 104 77 21 6
2120 Frankly, he's creeping us out. 1.3173 0.05840 104 78 19 7
2121 Let's hope the engine is in the rear. 1.3173 0.05511 104 76 23 5
2122 I recommend replacing your comedic timing belts 1.3173 0.05511 104 76 23 5
2123 Well, there's your problem; one of your pistons doesn't sound funny. 1.3173 0.05677 104 77 21 6
2124 Sorry, Mr. President, but I'm afraid you and your Cabinet will be late for your golf date. 1.3173 0.05840 104 78 19 7
2125 It's a Porsche, the engine is in the back. 1.3173 0.05677 104 77 21 6
2126 Well, there's your problem. One of your cylinders has gone straight! 1.3173 0.05339 104 75 25 4
2127 One of these these things is not like the others. One of these things just doesn't belong. 1.3173 0.04976 104 73 29 2
2128 One of these parts doesn't belong. 1.3173 0.05840 104 78 19 7
2129 This looks suspicious. He's wearing a tie. 1.3173 0.05997 104 79 17 8
2130 Son... Is that you? 1.3173 0.05997 104 79 17 8
2131 This is definitely not an original clown car part. 1.3173 0.05677 104 77 21 6
2132 We can fix it up, but it's gonna cost you an arm and a leg. 1.3173 0.05339 104 75 25 4
2133 "I can have you a new straight man here by Monday." 1.3173 0.05339 104 75 25 4
2134 I found the reason your car wasn’t making a funny noise. 1.3173 0.05511 104 76 23 5
2135 They're waiting for the president. 1.3173 0.06301 104 81 13 10
2136 No, we can't fill this up with laughing gas. 1.3173 0.05511 104 76 23 5
2137 Ok, which one of you squealed. 1.3173 0.05339 104 75 25 4
2138 Ah, your clownborator seems to be broken. 1.3173 0.05840 104 78 19 7
2139 Here's your problem... these Bozos go in the trunk! 1.3173 0.05997 104 79 17 8
2140 Can't quite put my finger on it but something doesn't look funny. 1.3173 0.05511 104 76 23 5
2141 Have you considered getting an engine? 1.3173 0.05677 104 77 21 6
2142 Funny little things engines 1.3173 0.05840 104 78 19 7
2143 This is gonna cost you 1.3173 0.05511 104 76 23 5
2144 This is a four,and I only work on sixes. 1.3173 0.05677 104 77 21 6
2145 I see your problem. You've got a non-performing cylinder. 1.3173 0.05511 104 76 23 5
2146 He doesn't need a clown suit. He's on the White House staff. 1.3173 0.05997 104 79 17 8
2147 I said, "You need a new circuit board - not a new circus on board!!" 1.3173 0.05840 104 78 19 7
2148 My gosh! I thought Senator Coburn had passed away... 1.3173 0.05840 104 78 19 7
2149 "You've got a serious problem in the engine. 1.3173 0.05677 104 77 21 6
2150 Trump s cabinet??? 1.3173 0.05677 104 77 21 6
2151 Man, you better have a pie! 1.3173 0.05511 104 76 23 5
2152 Aftermarket part. Never as good. 1.3173 0.05997 104 79 17 8
2153 Smuggling accountants isn't illegal, but you'd look very suspicious. 1.3173 0.05840 104 78 19 7
2154 I’ve seen a lot of funny business but this might just top it all. 1.3173 0.05161 104 74 27 3
2155 We found the cause of your unfunny sound. 1.3173 0.05840 104 78 19 7
2156 It looks like one of your clowns is a White House press secretary. 1.3173 0.06151 104 80 15 9
2157 See? Running funny on three cylinders only. 1.3173 0.05997 104 79 17 8
2158 ...and how long has it been making that funny noise? 1.3173 0.05161 104 74 27 3
2159 So you and a bunch of clowns really are running everything? 1.3173 0.05511 104 76 23 5
2160 I see your problem: this is a four clown engine, but your only running on three. 1.3173 0.05511 104 76 23 5
2161 I directed you to "Look for the usual suspects," Pierre, not "Send in the Clowns." 1.3173 0.05339 104 75 25 4
2162 Now that you've had your fun, you have to switch places. They're late for Trump's cabinet meeting. 1.3173 0.05840 104 78 19 7
2163 I told you not to sing, "Send in the Clowns"! 1.3173 0.05677 104 77 21 6
2164 Get out of there Billy, so that Bobo can get back in. 1.3173 0.05997 104 79 17 8
2165 I think he got mixed up with the wrong crowd. 1.3173 0.05161 104 74 27 3
2166 You see here, funny weird instead of ha-ha" 1.3173 0.05161 104 74 27 3
2167 They wouldn't all fit in the cabinet. 1.3168 0.06438 101 79 12 10
2168 You're in luck.We do have a face-paint specialist. 1.3158 0.05652 95 69 22 4
2169 Well, there's your problem...and it's nothing to laugh about. 1.3158 0.06035 95 71 18 6
2170 This Bozo says I should talk to his 'aclowntant'—I assume that's you? 1.3152 0.05558 92 66 23 3
2171 Filler up with Bozo 1.3148 0.05831 108 82 18 8
2172 Pretty obvious why it's not running right, you're under audit. 1.3143 0.05631 105 78 21 6
2173 There’s the problem. Part of the engine isn’t acting funny. 1.3143 0.05466 105 77 23 5
2174 Looks like your head gasket will need to be replaced. 1.3137 0.05570 102 75 22 5
2175 Your problem is that Trump is missing. 1.3137 0.06382 102 80 12 10
2176 I take it the problem isn’t with your horn 1.3137 0.05570 102 75 22 5
2177 I think I know where the noise is coming from. 1.3137 0.05570 102 75 22 5
2178 Change the spark plugs, add a little oil... should be good to go. 1.3137 0.05742 102 76 20 6
2179 You've been using third-party parts, haven't you? 1.3137 0.05742 102 76 20 6
2180 Like my mother always said, Mr. Sondheim, be careful what you wish for. 1.3137 0.05570 102 75 22 5
2181 And you clowns believed this politician. No wonder your car doesn't go anywhere. 1.3137 0.05742 102 76 20 6
2182 See? I knew there was something funny going on. 1.3137 0.05393 102 74 24 4
2183 You say it sometimes doesn't make a funny sound? 1.3137 0.05570 102 75 22 5
2184 Stanley, please, give him back his spot. 1.3137 0.05742 102 76 20 6
2185 One bad cylinder is no joke my friend 1.3137 0.05393 102 74 24 4
2186 Well, at least it still honks. 1.3137 0.05570 102 75 22 5
2187 Well, now, there seems to be some funny business going on under the hood. 1.3137 0.05570 102 75 22 5
2188 Oh, so I'm on call 24/7 for 'emergency' maintenance, but Gary can't bother to wear his makeup? 1.3137 0.05908 102 77 18 7
2189 So, are you folks in politics? 1.3137 0.06228 102 79 14 9
2190 It runs on laughing gas, and you’ve got an accountant clogging the fuel line. 1.3137 0.05742 102 76 20 6
2191 Lawyers are always difficult to extract once they have found a way into your business. 1.3137 0.05908 102 77 18 7
2192 *whispers* Honk your nose twice if you need help. 1.3137 0.06070 102 78 16 8
2193 Everyone in disguise to avoid social distancing and we had a little engine glitch did we? 1.3137 0.05570 102 75 22 5
2194 Well Jake, this was an interesting choice after business school. 1.3137 0.05210 102 73 26 3
2195 Looks like your alignment is off. 1.3137 0.05570 102 75 22 5
2196 Departing Cabinet Members 1.3137 0.06070 102 78 16 8
2197 I think we found what's causing that funny noise. 1.3137 0.05393 102 74 24 4
2198 Which one of you is the master cylinder? 1.3137 0.05742 102 76 20 6
2199 I’ll swap out the misfit and install new brake shoes. 1.3137 0.05570 102 75 22 5
2200 Which one is the wiper fluid? 1.3137 0.05393 102 74 24 4
2201 It's been making an unfunny sound for about a week. 1.3137 0.05742 102 76 20 6
2202 Mr. President,your family has arrived. 1.3137 0.05742 102 76 20 6
2203 I see your problem, but Ed’s my clown car guy, and he won’t be back until next week 1.3137 0.05908 102 77 18 7
2204 I don't see the problem, the car is meant to honk." 1.3137 0.05210 102 73 26 3
2205 And so ended a most memorable Uber ride. 1.3137 0.06070 102 78 16 8
2206 I can't put half the Senate on the rack, ya know. 1.3137 0.05742 102 76 20 6
2207 I may have found the source of that unfunny noise your car was making. 1.3137 0.05393 102 74 24 4
2208 I’m sorry, I was told today was Casual Friday. 1.3137 0.05570 102 75 22 5
2209 Which one of you clowns is driving? 1.3137 0.05908 102 77 18 7
2210 I’m stumped. It really shouldn’t be driving funny now. 1.3137 0.05570 102 75 22 5
2211 I'm not even gonna ask why you thought the horn sounded funny. 1.3137 0.05570 102 75 22 5
2212 Jesus Christ, that's Jason Bourne. 1.3137 0.06070 102 78 16 8
2213 They want to go on the lift. 1.3119 0.05785 109 83 18 8
2214 Welcome to Stalin and Trump's car repair 1.3119 0.05636 109 82 20 7
2215 I see what the problem is, someone forgot to put on their makeup 1.3118 0.06111 93 70 17 6
2216 Almost always runs funny? 1.3118 0.05508 93 67 23 3
2217 Sir, one of your cylinder heads appears to have lost its spark plug... 1.3113 0.05254 106 77 25 4
2218 A little clumsy, I know, but might one of you be sitting on the dip stick? 1.3107 0.05694 103 77 20 6
2219 Someone put a corporate clown in here they just don't work 1.3107 0.05168 103 74 26 3
2220 There's your problem; you have an ordinary piston in the clown motor. 1.3107 0.06019 103 79 16 8
2221 Nothing more fun than working on clown cars. They’re a regular three-piston-ring circus. 1.3107 0.05168 103 74 26 3
2222 Drove it into a swamp you say… 1.3100 0.05979 100 76 17 7
2223 I thought cars ran on horse power?? 1.3100 0.05449 100 73 23 4
2224 He ran away from home to join the circus. We picked him up on the way 1.3100 0.05449 100 73 23 4
2225 My engine light really said stop clowning around 1.3100 0.05260 100 72 25 3
2226 You've got a clown out. It should take about a wig and hat to fix. 1.3100 0.05979 100 76 17 7
2227 The noise it makes sounds like, chuckle chuckle chuckle... 1.3100 0.05064 100 71 27 2
2228 Well, it worked fine until we introduced the bureaucrat. 1.3100 0.05979 100 76 17 7
2229 As you can see you're running slightly low on clowns. 1.3100 0.05449 100 73 23 4
2230 There's your problem - frowns in the frunk. 1.3100 0.06146 100 77 15 8
2231 It normally makes a funny honking sound, but something's been off lately. 1.3100 0.05449 100 73 23 4
2232 Do you need a fan belt or a restraining order? 1.3100 0.05449 100 73 23 4
2233 For once Jim, quit clowning around and act like a professional! 1.3100 0.05808 100 75 19 6
2234 Quit clowning around and get back in the trunk. 1.3100 0.05449 100 73 23 4
2235 I'm afraid it's more serious than I thought. 1.3100 0.05808 100 75 19 6
2236 It was making unfunny sounds. 1.3100 0.05631 100 74 21 5
2237 Actuaries can’t clown around. 1.3100 0.05631 100 74 21 5
2238 You must be the new cabinet secretaries that the President was expecting. 1.3100 0.05808 100 75 19 6
2239 That's funny, its all clogged up and I just sprayed it out with seltzer water this morning. 1.3100 0.05260 100 72 25 3
2240 Accountancy: the engine of humor. 1.3100 0.05449 100 73 23 4
2241 Stop clowning and fix the car! 1.3100 0.05631 100 74 21 5
2242 I think you may have a serious problem. 1.3100 0.05631 100 74 21 5
2243 How long since you've had a detailing? 1.3100 0.05631 100 74 21 5
2244 There’s room for you if we take out Arnold. He’s not a clown at all. He’s an accountant. 1.3100 0.05631 100 74 21 5
2245 I can tell you right away, this is not a laughing matter. 1.3100 0.05979 100 76 17 7
2246 I think I know why it doesn't sound funny anymore. 1.3100 0.05260 100 72 25 3
2247 I told you my car has been acting funny 1.3085 0.05863 94 70 19 5
2248 It's been acting a little funny lately. 1.3085 0.04789 94 65 29 0
2249 I see why it is not running funny. 1.3077 0.05479 104 77 22 5
2250 In my professional opinion, the Republican National Convention is taking this whole ‘no social distancing’ thing a little too far. 1.3069 0.05758 101 76 19 6
2251 So you said your engine has been making a funny sound? 1.3069 0.05403 101 74 23 4
2252 Well, here's the problem. One of the clowns from accounting is throwing off your timing. 1.3069 0.05403 101 74 23 4
2253 Usually it's just rodents or squirrels. You say you parked this near the Capitol in Washington, D.C.? 1.3069 0.05927 101 77 17 7
2254 There's the problem. You've got one type-A personality in here. 1.3069 0.05403 101 74 23 4
2255 Oh my, unfortunately one of your cylinders has matured. This might be costly. 1.3069 0.05927 101 77 17 7
2256 Something's acting not funny here. 1.3069 0.05583 101 75 21 5
2257 Students, welcome to Trump University 1.3068 0.06925 88 70 9 9
2258 Barry come out of there. You know you’re not essential. 1.3053 0.06000 95 72 17 6
2259 Worst than I thought. You’ve got a guy with a tie. 1.3043 0.05934 92 69 18 5
2260 We need new brake shoes for all 1.3043 0.05296 92 66 24 2
2261 Life in the hood just isn't very funny. 1.3039 0.05877 102 78 17 7
2262 I was able to locate the reason your car is not squeaking properly 1.3034 0.05155 89 63 25 1
2263 It's not factory standard, but this guy should do the trick. 1.3034 0.05397 89 64 23 2
2264 Looks like you've blown your three ring circuits. 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
2265 Parts & labor are always a wild card, sir." 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
2266 As you can see, it has a four sillynder engine. 1.2979 0.05625 94 70 20 4
2267 There's something funny in three of your four cylinders. 1.2979 0.05825 94 71 18 5
2268 Found your problem. He’s not a factory clown part 1.2979 0.06205 94 73 14 7
2269 Clearly, you need to replace a cylinder. 1.2979 0.05202 94 68 24 2
2270 My lawyer would like to discuss some of these charges. 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
2271 Comedic timing chain is off again. Must be the new guy. 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
2272 Well, there’s your problem staring you in the face. 1.2955 0.05152 88 63 24 1
2273 Good news Mr. Kelly, the oversized brake shoes just arrived. 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
2274 That's yer problem right there, one of your cylinders doesn't sound funny. 1.2955 0.05636 88 65 20 3
2275 I think I see why you're only getting 75% of your humor potential. 1.2955 0.05636 88 65 20 3
2276 Well.. there's your problem. Your only firing on 3 clowns. 1.2955 0.05636 88 65 20 3
2277 Looks like you need a new belt. Also, you have one too many ties. 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
2278 A small adjustment to the front should boost hilarity 1.2955 0.05636 88 65 20 3
2279 Well here's the problem, you didn't use genuine parts. 1.2955 0.06293 88 68 14 6
2280 'I see your problem: you're running on three cylinders." 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
2281 Well there's your problem. Bean counters aren't funny 1.2955 0.05636 88 65 20 3
2282 Three of you your four pistons sound funny... 1.2955 0.05636 88 65 20 3
2283 Looks like you have a lame airbag clogging your engine. 1.2955 0.05636 88 65 20 3
2284 Ever since the circus market collapsed, clowns have leaned into human trafficking to make ends meet. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
2285 Well, I think I see the problem bud, your clown to gas mixture is too rich 1.2947 0.06147 95 74 14 7
2286 There’s nothing funny about a bad head gasket 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
2287 So, just checking to see if everyone here signed their COVID waiver for the 19th? 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
2288 Cirque did Chevrolet 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
2289 Mechanic: "whats the problem?" Big clown: " I need you to kick them out." 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
2290 I think ya’ll are gonna need some new shocks. 1.2947 0.05370 95 70 22 3
2291 Actually the engine is in the trunk. 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
2292 Sorry Mr. President, this car’s all full! 1.2947 0.06147 95 74 14 7
2293 It's a miracle you got this far... 1.2947 0.05370 95 70 22 3
2294 - Is this supposed to be funny? 1.2947 0.05370 95 70 22 3
2295 The front right looks serious. 1.2947 0.05157 95 69 24 2
2296 Fill 'er up with Pepsi and check the popcorn oil. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
2297 Joe knew right away the problem was serious. 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
2298 You’ll get more mileage out of this act if you lose the audience participation. 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
2299 Looks like you’ve got a straight man. Is it backfiring? 1.2947 0.05370 95 70 22 3
2300 They’re not actually driving, there’re just clowning around. 1.2947 0.05370 95 70 22 3
2301 I'm afraid I found a serious problem with your car. 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
2302 Here’s where the funny noise is coming from. 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
2303 I think I figured out why your engine sounds funny . . . 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
2304 One of your four cylinders seems out of place. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
2305 I wish I was joking. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
2306 No wonder! He's an unauthorized part. 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
2307 Looks like a 4-SILLYnder. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
2308 He ought to be a clown. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
2309 Let me be straight with you... 1.2947 0.05370 95 70 22 3
2310 There's the dud. 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
2311 I don't care what your lawyer says, you clowns aren't following Phase One social distancing rules. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
2312 Paleface says he wants to ride with the Republican party like it’s 2016.“ 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
2313 Get out of there, Fred! I wish all my problems were this easy to fix! 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
2314 Sorry, we don't have seltzer. 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
2315 Quit clowning around and let the clown in. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
2316 They wondered if a car full of clowns could fit as many passengers as a clown car. Now they know. 1.2947 0.05157 95 69 24 2
2317 This engine is a joke 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
2318 When was the last time you changed your CPA? 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
2319 Buddy, does this look like a joke to you? 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
2320 We meant to say “all clowns EXCEPT the attorney general.” 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
2321 Whose the clown up front? 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
2322 There’s your problem Bud. One of your cylinder heads is abnormally square 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
2323 You will fit right in 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
2324 Are you trying to be funny? 1.2947 0.06147 95 74 14 7
2325 These after market clowns are never as good as the originals. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
2326 It’ll work, but your performance will suffer. 1.2947 0.05157 95 69 24 2
2327 He might look like a hard worker but he just stands around the radiator chatting all day. 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
2328 Yeah, sometimes the funny just wears off after a couple years. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
2329 You only have three working cylinders. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
2330 Your car's not funning on all cylinders 1.2947 0.05157 95 71 21 3
2331 I see— you have a piston bore problem 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
2332 He says he's their collective bargaining attorney. Have you not been putting enough laughing gas in the tank? 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
2333 I found one wig, one red nose and one clown suit stuck in the transmission. 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
2334 Looks like you’ve got a funny problem here. 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
2335 It’s one of your cylinders- it looks serious... 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
2336 Who's the business man? 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
2337 So, it's making a funny noise, you say. 1.2947 0.05370 95 72 19 4
2338 I assumed Trumps advisers had their own car. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
2339 One of these needs a paint job. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
2340 This explains the lack of funny noises. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
2341 I think we all know what the problem is. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
2342 The previous mechanic must have been a clown also! 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
2343 I'm afraid they all have to come out. 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
2344 I'm afraid your engine has a serious problem." 1.2947 0.05157 95 69 24 2
2345 There's your problem. You've got a cylinder that's not funny. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
2346 This part has to go back to the factory. He's a corporate clown and they aren't that funny. 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
2347 Looks like your low on seltzer. 1.2947 0.05370 95 70 22 3
2348 You only have one cylinder that sounds normal. 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
2349 What are you doing in there, Fauci ? 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
2350 'I'm sorry, on the phone I thought you said short-circuit.' 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
2351 Yes, the problem is serious. 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
2352 Turns out, that funny noise is not so funny. 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
2353 Audience volunteer? 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
2354 Sorry, the warranty doesn’t cover a defective Accountant. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
2355 I see the problem. You put your straight man in the boot. 1.2947 0.05157 95 69 24 2
2356 This is what you get when you use after market parts 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
2357 Here's your problem. You let management get involved. 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
2358 I think someone sold you a counterfeit part. 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
2359 But he looks ridiculous! I mean, the hair, the shirt, the tie? Who even dresses like that? 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
2360 We're in a hurry, the president's cabinet meeting starts in five minutes. 1.2947 0.06502 95 76 10 9
2361 Here's your problem. They've got no spark. 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
2362 We had to use the engine compartment to fit all the clowns in the Trump administration. 1.2947 0.06327 95 75 12 8
2363 Obviously, in your effort to achieve diversity, you've overlooked horsepower. 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
2364 You get good mileage out of this old gag? 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
2365 'It's a hybrid that runs on laughing gas and recycled 1960-era IBM executives. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
2366 Well, I think we’ve found the cause of your reduced horseplay power 1.2947 0.06147 95 74 14 7
2367 I see the problem. It's some clown pretending to be a clown. 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
2368 The problem is, the guy with the glasses isn’t funny. 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
2369 Hmm, so what is wrong kid, why don't you want to be a clown? 1.2947 0.05157 95 69 24 2
2370 You never mentioned your clown car was a hybrid. 1.2947 0.06327 95 75 12 8
2371 I think I see the problem. One of you clowns is becoming a politician. 1.2947 0.05370 95 70 22 3
2372 Yeah our engine was making sort of a honking sound... 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
2373 I might have a nose in back, but you're looking at three or fours days before I can get a wig and suit. 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
2374 The front brake shoes look so much larger. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
2375 When did the funny noise stop? 1.2947 0.05157 95 69 24 2
2376 Uh oh, this one looks like it's going to be serious. 1.2947 0.04935 95 68 26 1
2377 Sorry, but adding an aftermarket part like this voids the warranty. 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
2378 I thought you were kidding when you said you had to bring in your clown car. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
2379 I think we should check the brake shoes first. 1.2935 0.05250 92 67 23 2
2380 Trump and the Trumpitos: an American story 1.2921 0.05806 89 67 18 4
2381 You mean you could'nt tell your engine had a serious problem? 1.2921 0.05104 89 64 24 1
2382 Something is not very funny with your engine. 1.2921 0.06022 89 68 16 5
2383 So where are the rest of your cabinet members President Trump? 1.2921 0.05806 89 67 18 4
2384 Definitely, engine overload! 1.2921 0.04848 89 66 22 1
2385 I think I see your problem - funny looking is not good enough for this car. 1.2921 0.05348 89 65 22 2
2386 You call this a Funny Car? 1.2921 0.05348 89 65 22 2
2387 It looks like someone swapped a cylinder! 1.2921 0.05806 89 67 18 4
2388 Not QUITE a fool wheel drive, is it, sir? 1.2921 0.05582 89 66 20 3
2389 I'm tellin' ya- ya try to run any regular in this thing and it's not gonna be funny. 1.2907 0.05453 86 63 21 2
2390 Is this a joke? 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2391 ...So how’s the interview going? 1.2903 0.06411 93 74 11 8
2392 Clowndestine movement 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
2393 Here's your problem, this car's a diesel, and you've been filling it full of fucking clowns. 1.2903 0.06226 93 73 13 7
2394 Found that rattling noise - he won't stop talking about market shares. 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
2395 Well, the thing is, we’ve found your problem but I can’t make out if it’s the DNC or the RNC 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2396 it’s been making this unfunny sound all week. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
2397 looks like you got the wrong bozo in there. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
2398 I got the last one from Amazon 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2399 I’ve told you before pal, You got a 4 clown power engine and can’t just cram in a CPA. 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
2400 The car is making funny noises 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2401 Congress just isn’t what it used to be. 1.2903 0.06226 93 73 13 7
2402 Well this is your problem right here 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2403 There's your problem! You've got an off brand part! 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2404 Is there anything sadder than the gears of a clown? 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2405 See, I told you it runs funny 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
2406 Haven’t seen a 4-cylinder like this in years 1.2903 0.06411 93 74 11 8
2407 The engine seems to be making a squeaking noise. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2408 Which one’s Donald? 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2409 We were trying to be more fool efficient... 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
2410 The problem is this guy with a tie. We need to change his oil. 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
2411 So...you always travel with your insurance provider?” “Yep. Just in case. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2412 Well, It looks like we have all been hoodwinked. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2413 Looks like you’ve got a loose dweeb. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
2414 Sorry, there wasn't enough place to social distance 1.2903 0.04973 93 67 25 1
2415 A new muffler’s gonna cost you, but you could try switching them out for mimes. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2416 bob, why aren't you dressed up yet? 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2417 Like I said, it’s been acting up. 1.2903 0.05203 93 68 23 2
2418 Well good news: it’s not an engine problem. Bad news: you’ve got a lot of republicans in your car 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
2419 Woah, what are the US senators doing out of office? 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2420 Hey Bozo, who's this clown? 1.2903 0.05203 93 68 23 2
2421 Who’s the designated driver? 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2422 Whatever you do, don’t take it to the clowns next door. 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
2423 Looks like there’s a problem with your ringmaster cylinder. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
2424 You said you heard a funny noise coming out of the engine .... 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2425 How long have you been driving with the spare? 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2426 How much to make them happy? 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2427 I’d say that you have a serious problem. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2428 This can really hurt your performance. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2429 The problem seems to be a worn out bit. 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
2430 Looks like you’ve got a wet blanket trapped under the hood. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2431 You said the engine was sounding funny? 1.2903 0.05203 93 70 20 3
2432 Your problem is the after-market cylinder. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2433 Looks like your only firing on three clowns 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2434 Dude, why would you want to ride in a clown car? 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2435 I thought it would be a six. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2436 There's your problem right there —that's not an OEM replacement clown. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2437 Just a bureaucrat--another kind of clown. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
2438 Ah, there’s the problem—it won’t run on regular. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2439 ...And I call this bit, "Jack in the bonnet." 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
2440 Well, hello, President Trump’s motorcade. How can we help you? 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2441 We are running away from the circus 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
2442 I told you it sounded funny. 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
2443 Don’t ask me, I’m just here for the photo op. 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
2444 Most of the parts you need are in stock, but I'll have to order the red nose. 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
2445 Looks like the wrong part. 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
2446 There's something funny about your engine 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2447 It’s a problem with your comedic timing belt. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2448 They told me to put in a bunch of nuts for the engine to work! 1.2903 0.05203 93 68 23 2
2449 And you thought you could replace the original equipment Bozo with THAT? 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2450 Well, yer problem here is ya should be runnin' 4 clown-power under the hood, but yer only runnin' 3. 1.2903 0.06226 93 73 13 7
2451 Don't get many shtick shifts these days. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2452 Oh, you voided your warranty with that aftermarket part! 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
2453 What clown fixed your engine last? 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
2454 Thanks Al, that Bozo at my old auto shop told me there was nothing wrong with it. I knew something sounded funny. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2455 Are you serious? 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2456 Well, there's your problem right there. That's not Bonzo, that Bernie your accountant. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2457 Ah, I see what your problem is....and it's not funny. 1.2903 0.05203 93 68 23 2
2458 OK. Which of you clowns stole the engine? 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2459 I see what the problem is. It looks like you have a square peg in a clown hold. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2460 That’s a problem with this model. We have to send in the clowns and totally replace the engineer. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2461 So...what did you say was the problem again? 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2462 We figured out why your car sounded funny. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2463 Sorry, that's not covered by the warranty. 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
2464 Off brand parts. 1.2903 0.04973 93 67 25 1
2465 Your engine trouble is nothing to laugh about. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2466 When was the last time you looked under the hood? 1.2903 0.05203 93 68 23 2
2467 It'll be running again in no time, after we remove the politician. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2468 I think you better handle this one 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
2469 Here's your problem. This one's not in costume. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2470 It's definitely a problem, but I don't know just how serious it is yet. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
2471 Diagnostics indicate that you're one clown short. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
2472 Your left front clown has defected. 1.2903 0.06226 93 73 13 7
2473 This clown is no joke 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2474 here's your problem, only 999 clowns 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2475 Here’s your problem right here. This little guy’s from a different model. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2476 Wow, you have a manager! 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2477 I told the boss this would happen as soon as we began opening up. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
2478 Oh dere's ya problem. Someone replaced one of your clowns with a politician. Common mistake- funny t'ing, ya know they replaced our president with a clown? 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
2479 Well your first problem is these Bozos.... 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
2480 Your engine has a serious problem. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2481 Looks like you're one clown low 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2482 Well, here’s your problem buddy. Accountants aren’t funny. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2483 Looks like you've got a bad Rod in your engine. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
2484 He’s definitely the alternator 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
2485 Who was the clown who put this useless accessory under the hood? 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2486 Looks like you have serious problem. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2487 I'm afraid you voided the warranty. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
2488 Pardon me. Is this the entrance to the V.I.P. parking lot for tonight's MAGA Rally? 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
2489 Yeah, I could replace the heads but it would be cheaper to put in a rebuilt engine. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2490 Four clown drive requires four clowns. That’s your problem. 1.2903 0.05203 93 68 23 2
2491 Finally, some air!! Just check the tires, please. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2492 An actuary! No wonder it doesn't sound funny. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2493 Your best bet is to trade it for a Tesla. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2494 He needs a new nose, a purple wig, and then we’ll be set to go. 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
2495 Only hitting on three pistons, huh? 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
2496 You have only 3 barrels of laughs in your 4 barrel carburetor. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
2497 not funny 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
2498 "they may have voided your engine warranty" 1.2903 0.05203 93 68 23 2
2499 And before the Town Car, there was the Clown Car... 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2500 Nothing serious. You've just run out of laughing gas. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
2501 The only problem I see here is that they aren't social distancing. 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
2502 "You're right. They're not funny. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2503 I’m starting to see the downsides to Uber pool. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2504 Bad news! You have a clogged clownburator. You’ll need a new ringmaster and you’re 6 months out of warranty. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
2505 Sorry, I've always had an irrational fear of accountants. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2506 We’ll need to replace your left actuary.” 1.2903 0.06226 93 73 13 7
2507 I've seen this before. It's a case of mad clown's disease. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2508 I've never seen a hybrid engine like this but I know someone I can call. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2509 You need 4 new clowns. Who’s laughing now? 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2510 Yep, that’s your problem: plenty of belts, but no fans. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2511 Here's the problem Bob, you have a town car piston thinking it's a clown car piston. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2512 It’s been making funny noises for a while. 1.2903 0.05423 93 71 18 4
2513 Note to self, 'always use OEM parts.'" 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
2514 I don't see anything funny under the hood." 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2515 I found the trouble.He hasn't graduated from clown school yet 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
2516 I cleaned off the face paint, and removed the big red nose and wig. Should idle normally now. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2517 That's a funny looking hybrid engine you have here. 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
2518 You need to replace the regulator! 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2519 I'm sorry sir, your car has failed inspection...insufficient social distancing. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2520 This is the last time I use Uber Pool. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2521 It's nice to meet you and yours Mr trump! 1.2903 0.06411 93 74 11 8
2522 It needs shoe replacements. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2523 I think your front guy might be out of sync. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2524 Looks like your problem is a nonstandard part. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2525 Your car has thousands of smiles left on it. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
2526 I can clean underneath the hood for you and... wait, is that my kid? 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2527 Where in D.C. will you and your team be working? 1.2903 0.06226 93 73 13 7
2528 I see what you mean. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2529 I think I found the problem. One of your cylinders is square. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2530 I think I found the non-funny noise you've been hearing. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2531 It's not funning on all cylinders. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2532 It's up to you. Do you want a laugh a minute or a mile a minute. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2533 your timing is a bit off 1.2903 0.05203 93 68 23 2
2534 Looks like you have a serious problem with cylinder # 1 on the driver's side. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2535 You've got a leak, pal. This guy's not just crying on the inside. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2536 One of your heads has a Serious problem. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
2537 This will definitely hurt your performance. 1.2903 0.05203 93 68 23 2
2538 The eyes said it all. That passionate night in the big top from 1982 came rushing back. This was his son. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2539 On the highway it gets 4 clowns to a gallon 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2540 It's way roomier than it looks. 1.2903 0.05203 93 68 23 2
2541 I didn’t realize it was this late in my career... 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2542 Oh, I see your problem now - this banker is throwing off your timing. 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
2543 No, I said it’s a Clown Vic. That’s Vic. 1.2903 0.06226 93 73 13 7
2544 See, there's your problem. You've got a CEO in here. 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
2545 This one’s gonna need a new comic timing belt. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2546 Something sounds funny under the hood. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2547 No wonder it's running rough. Someone replaced one of the cylinders with the wrong model. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2548 Seriously, this is not funny. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2549 You're right, this doesn't sound funny at all. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2550 I think I found the reason for those funny noises you've been hearing. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2551 We'll get her running smoothly as soon as we can get the guy in front to put his clown suit back on. 1.2903 0.06226 93 73 13 7
2552 Well I suppose everyone has an accountant. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2553 Just as I suspected. Those brake shoes are too small. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2554 Well, there's your problem right there. Lawyers are clowns, but not THAT kind of clown. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2555 The border agents didn't think we were funny, either." 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2556 So your "bad sense of humor" lights came on? 1.2903 0.05203 93 68 23 2
2557 This one cylinder seems out of whack. 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
2558 I found the problem Mr. Bozo.. one of your cylinders is not compatible 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2559 Have you bozos been trying to fix this yourselves ? 1.2903 0.04973 93 67 25 1
2560 It started running rough right after I replaced a worn out original equipment part with a knock-off brand. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2561 No worries, it's just a cosmetic issue. 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
2562 One of your cylinders appears to be out of synch. 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
2563 So THAT's where the clown in our accounting department disappeared to. 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
2564 Oh boy––looks like this one's serious. 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
2565 There's the trouble. Someone replaced your original equipment with an aftermarket part. 1.2903 0.05203 93 68 23 2
2566 Some clown put oil in your radiator. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2567 that's why your car sounds funny 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
2568 When you don't stick with parts from the original manufacturer, it can cause serious problems. Very serious. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2569 It’s electric, there’s no engine 1.2903 0.06226 93 73 13 7
2570 You seem to have a serious problem in there. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2571 Mr President, since these senators all fit in this tiny car, you shouldn't have any problem with them fitting in the bunker with you. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2572 They told you this was certified pre-owned? 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2573 You have a serious problem under your hood. 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
2574 I wouldn't be too worried, just a problem with the clownburetor. 1.2903 0.05203 93 68 23 2
2575 Think of it like affirmative action for guys who lack a sense of humor 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2576 The clowns tell me we'll get better mileage with a new governor 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
2577 Dad....I can Explain 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2578 Something’s not right ... 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
2579 I asked for factory parts! 1.2903 0.05203 93 68 23 2
2580 Here’s why you’re not funny. 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
2581 they're no longer pedaling 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2582 Here's your problem - some Bozo has replaced the engine. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2583 I'm sorry sir, but the 'Bumper to Bumper' lubrication special does not include greasepaint. 1.2903 0.06411 93 74 11 8
2584 You have some big shoes to fill. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2585 I forgot my mask. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2586 Sir, I’m afraid your electric car has a short circus. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2587 Sheeeshh! What jokers have you let work on this engin? 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
2588 VW won’t survive THIS scandal. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
2589 What will Tesla come up with next! 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2590 You're calling border patrol? Well, this will be fun. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2591 I see the problem, it's Mitch McConnell riding front and center in the clown car. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2592 Trump Motors Inc. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2593 Move, nerd. I gotta fix the engine. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
2594 Here's the Problem You're short on Humor 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2595 Please don't put us on a lift; some of us are afraid of heights. 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
2596 It looks like you have a serious problem here. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2597 I picked up a hitchhiker, but he doesn’t fit in. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2598 This is no laughing matter, you need to replace this dipstick. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2599 Looks like your CPA module was activated. That's gonna cost you! 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
2600 The good news is I have a replacement clown in stock. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2601 Here’s your problem right here. You got an accountant where your hobo clown is supposed to be. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2602 Well that's the problem...right here in front. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
2603 Comrade! How many Trump voters can we fit into a clown car before the DNC actually notices?!?? 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2604 I guess this at least answers one of my questions. 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
2605 I found the unfunny noise. It’s coming from under the hood. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2606 There's your problem...this car is missing one of its original clowns. 1.2903 0.06226 93 73 13 7
2607 As I suspected, they sold you a lemon. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2608 Well, there's your problem, BoBo...some clown replaced the original manufacturer's part with an aftermarket one... 1.2903 0.06226 93 73 13 7
2609 He said he wanted to run away with the circus 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
2610 We have to switch out this accountant before the whole car starts acting sensibly. 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
2611 There's your problem -- some clown installed a dead battery. 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
2612 This kid must think he's a real piston. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2613 Now I see the problem. Accountants aren't funny. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2614 Well, there's only one thing here that looks serious. The rest will just make the car sound a bit funny. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2615 Funny power is dated technology. No one has parts for a '74 Bozo, so I had to retrofit a head from a '92 Jeff. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2616 Well, as you can see, you've got a serious problem. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2617 Here's your problem. Some slipped in a regulator. 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
2618 What sort of clown did your last service? 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
2619 With an engine of buffoons you will get the best miming madcap harlequin repair job ever performed. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2620 Well, the problem is that one of these things is not like the others. 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
2621 The day Mama clown’s car routine got dragged down by Corporate... 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
2622 Okay....three clowns and a lawyer engine? You're gonna need a TOTAL overhaul!! 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
2623 Oh ! Little Donald has friends 1.2903 0.06226 93 73 13 7
2624 I'll run the diagnostics, but your engine appears to suffer from a good faith jester. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2625 I think I know what the funny noise was. 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
2626 When you say it’s running funny, what exactly do you mean? 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
2627 So what's your problem? 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2628 Oh yeah I see it now. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
2629 So that's why it hasn't been making any funny sounds. 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
2630 I found out where the funny sound is coming from. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2631 So you say that something under the hood hasn't been sounding funny, eh? 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2632 Who wants an oil and lube? 1.2903 0.05203 93 68 23 2
2633 Well, I found the source of the funny sound you were hearing. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2634 Here's your engine problem: This one's wearing street shoes. 1.2903 0.06226 93 73 13 7
2635 Here's the problem , Bozo is in the wrong clown car ! 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2636 I'm afraid there's something funny going on under the hood. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2637 Wow. You are way past warranty! 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2638 Damndest four-cylinder heads I've ever seen. 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
2639 Never put aftermarket parts in your clown car! 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
2640 This is where the funny sound is coming from 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2641 We didn’t come in here looking to replace you either, but you heard his jokes. Now give him your costume. 1.2903 0.05203 93 68 23 2
2642 You're only running on three cylinders. The fourth one's going to need a nose job. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2643 So, yeah, I replaced your worn out one with a corporate clown, but he’s much cheaper, and trust me, this one’s a real Bozo. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
2644 Just as I suspected, your fan belt is tangled up in red tape. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
2645 I keep hearing an un-funny noise in the engine 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2646 we are all going to the annual legal scholars conference 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2647 There's nothing funny about this, you got a bad header. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2648 Well, I started my car and I didn’t hear a funny noise, so I brought it in. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
2649 So it makes a funny noise? 1.2903 0.05203 93 68 23 2
2650 Something doesn't sound funny, you say? 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
2651 I've found the source of the droning. 1.2903 0.05203 93 68 23 2
2652 Only a fool would confuse an accountant with a carburetor! 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
2653 I think your problem is this little guy up front. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2654 Here's the cause of that unfunny noise you heard. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2655 I can't make up this shit. 1.2903 0.06226 93 73 13 7
2656 Oh my God, you are right! That *IS* Kevin from accounting! 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
2657 There you have it! That's why this joke doesn't work! 1.2874 0.05642 87 65 19 3
2658 The only trouble is I’m seeing more horns than cylinders.” 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
2659 That's not what I meant by "Filler up." 1.2874 0.05642 87 65 19 3
2660 Your last mechanic installed a corporate clown. That's your problem. 1.2874 0.05642 87 65 19 3
2661 I think we've found the cause of that unfunny noise. 1.2874 0.05400 87 64 21 2
2662 Even clowns need accountants, they may be silly but they aren’t dumb 1.2874 0.05146 87 63 23 1
2663 Oh. I forgot. The engine is in the back. 1.2874 0.05642 87 65 19 3
2664 No..I said widget. You need a new WIDGET! 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
2665 I think we found the real clown. 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
2666 @newyorkermag - What happens when the United States Senate carpools. 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
2667 There's a little wobble in your weebles. 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
2668 I see the problem, there’s been a part substitution. You’re one clown short. 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
2669 The timing is off in one cylinder. 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
2670 No wonder your car isn't getting any laughs. Someone replaced a clown with a CPA. 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
2671 I thought your engine sounded a little unfunny.” 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
2672 Here's the problem, someone replaced your Sparkles with a Milt. 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
2673 You have a serious issue here. 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
2674 I figured out why your car isn't sounding funny. 1.2872 0.05583 94 73 16 5
2675 looks like your funny is running low. 1.2857 0.05012 91 66 24 1
2676 Oh, now I see what’s making that funny noise. 1.2857 0.05012 91 69 20 2
2677 I can fix it, but I'll need to go find the Alan wrench. 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
2678 Well, here's the cause of that unfunny noise. 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
2679 Seems like the timing is off. 1.2857 0.06110 91 71 14 6
2680 'I don't think this one is compatible with a clown car.' 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
2681 One of these clowns is not like the others. 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
2682 Oh, I see the problem right away! One of you cylinders needs to be clowned 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
2683 You say the engine has been acting funny? 25% less funny, I bet. 1.2857 0.05477 91 68 20 3
2684 It won't run on just three clown power. 1.2841 0.05098 88 64 23 1
2685 Do you all have tickets for his rally? 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
2686 You’re right, he does resemble me more than you.” 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
2687 My engine is making a funny noise 1.2841 0.05348 88 65 21 2
2688 Tesla Model “Clown” 1.2841 0.05348 88 65 21 2
2689 The bottom-right one. Can you adjust his fun level up? 1.2841 0.05348 88 65 21 2
2690 It only used to happen when it got below a quarter full. But now it's all the time. 1.2841 0.05348 88 65 21 2
2691 Well there is your problem: somebody put in an accountant where you need another clown. 1.2841 0.05587 88 66 19 3
2692 Clarabell,can I catch a ride home with your carpool today? 1.2841 0.05348 88 65 21 2
2693 Here's your problem and it not funny. 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
2694 Do you have your feet squarely on the pedals? 1.2841 0.05587 88 66 19 3
2695 Clown to the left of me, jokers to the right of me-- get off of my property. 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
2696 You say it's making a decidedly unfunny sound? 1.2841 0.05587 88 66 19 3
2697 It looks like the nose and lips have worn out. 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
2698 People power, right? 1.2841 0.05587 88 66 19 3
2699 I found the thing that makes introvert noises 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
2700 I was hearing a funny noise from the hood. 1.2841 0.05098 88 64 23 1
2701 I thought I had requested a “town” car... 1.2826 0.06434 92 74 10 8
2702 It’s probably Tim, that clown from the office 1.2826 0.05202 92 68 22 2
2703 Meeting of the #anti social-distancing club 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2704 One of these things is not like the other... 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2705 Everybody seems to have changed. 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2706 Listen bud I can tell with one look you're a bunch of f**king clowns, because you forgot all the black people! 1.2826 0.05642 92 72 15 5
2707 Yep, so for the Trump rally you’re just gonna go straight ahead, then take a hard, hard right 1.2826 0.06434 92 74 10 8
2708 this is not funny at all 1.2826 0.05642 92 72 15 5
2709 It must be the circus breaker. 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2710 This wasn’t the first think tank he’d been a part of but Derrick had the sinking suspicion it could be his last 1.2826 0.06245 92 73 12 7
2711 It’s okay, they’re with me 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2712 Headed to the RNC, are ya? 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
2713 We think Lenny's in there but this guy won't budge. Says his name's Joaquin Phoenix and he's doing "research." 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
2714 Hmm! That's funny. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2715 Apparently someone installed the wrong part. This one is for a Lincoln Town Car. 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
2716 Hmmm...you say you heard a funny noise under the hood?! 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
2717 Not only is the car fully loaded, but check out what's under the hood. 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
2718 It’s an aftermarket part. You like dad jokes right? 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2719 you got a serious problem pal and it's no laughing matter 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2720 Something sounds funny. 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
2721 You tried to fix this yourself, didn't you? This is not a manufacturer-recommended part. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2722 Well there's the source of that tip-tapping noise. It's your accountant. 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
2723 I see this all the time - clowns trying to save a buck. Clown cars run much better if you use all genuine OEM clowns 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4