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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2020-06-14T20:09:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2020-06-28T20:10:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2020-06-22T20:10:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | June 29, 2020 |
Number of captions | 9472 |
Number of responses | 1059045 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | ...there's yer problem! ya gotta short circus! | 2.1765 | 0.00781 | 9813 | 2239 | 3611 | 3963 |
1 | Is it wise for the entire presidential administration to ride in one car? | 2.1062 | 0.00891 | 8541 | 2497 | 2647 | 3397 |
2 | On your way to the Republican National Convention, I see. | 2.0276 | 0.00806 | 10540 | 3476 | 3307 | 3757 |
3 | No wonder it pulls to the right. | 1.9970 | 0.00905 | 8073 | 2693 | 2720 | 2660 |
4 | We had to replace one of the clowns with a politician, but you shouldn't see much of a difference in the ride. | 1.9951 | 0.00869 | 8417 | 2700 | 3063 | 2654 |
5 | I think we’ve found the source of the funny noises | 1.9735 | 0.01147 | 4421 | 1346 | 1846 | 1229 |
6 | I'd say your problem is this dipstick. | 1.9701 | 0.00881 | 8158 | 2719 | 2969 | 2470 |
7 | Well, there’s your problem, we’ll need to change attire. | 1.9524 | 0.00819 | 9258 | 3116 | 3474 | 2668 |
8 | You'll go faster if I remove the Governor.... | 1.9407 | 0.01840 | 1821 | 618 | 693 | 510 |
9 | Who's the clown in the suit? | 1.9357 | 0.01068 | 5362 | 1833 | 2049 | 1480 |
10 | The parts are cheap, but getting rid of the lawyer is going to cost you. | 1.9275 | 0.01093 | 5294 | 1887 | 1908 | 1499 |
11 | No, I said we fix ‘town’ cars. | 1.9069 | 0.01113 | 4735 | 1630 | 1916 | 1189 |
12 | You say it's been sounding funny? | 1.8907 | 0.00801 | 8919 | 3101 | 3699 | 2119 |
13 | Doesn't look too serious. | 1.8881 | 0.01511 | 2681 | 987 | 1007 | 687 |
14 | Looks like you tripped a circus breaker | 1.8779 | 0.01590 | 2375 | 875 | 915 | 585 |
15 | I found something serious under the hood. | 1.8701 | 0.00890 | 7469 | 2774 | 2900 | 1795 |
16 | That's what you get for driving a shtick. | 1.8595 | 0.00920 | 7566 | 3036 | 2561 | 1969 |
17 | I can order a new clown for five-hundred or slap a wig and a nose on this one for half. | 1.8481 | 0.01331 | 3305 | 1256 | 1295 | 754 |
18 | TOWN car, Bill. I suggested you buy a TOWN car. | 1.8450 | 0.00900 | 7523 | 2982 | 2735 | 1806 |
19 | Well there’s your problem— some clown installed the wrong part. | 1.8239 | 0.01703 | 1971 | 767 | 784 | 420 |
20 | Beats me--we swap out clowns and politicians all the time, never had a problem." | 1.8213 | 0.01264 | 3946 | 1660 | 1331 | 955 |
21 | Looks like one of them has bad timing. | 1.8202 | 0.00927 | 6648 | 2607 | 2631 | 1410 |
22 | I only had a straight man in stock, but that should get you back on the road. | 1.8177 | 0.01154 | 4148 | 1604 | 1703 | 841 |
23 | Looks like it might be a faulty circus breaker | 1.7754 | 0.01105 | 4662 | 1977 | 1763 | 922 |
24 | The engine keeps making a 'Knock, Knock, who's there?' sound. | 1.7646 | 0.01304 | 3603 | 1627 | 1197 | 779 |
25 | Ha! I knew it. They didn’t use genuine clown parts. | 1.7546 | 0.01256 | 3497 | 1509 | 1342 | 646 |
26 | There's your problem. One of your clowns has sprung a geek. | 1.7386 | 0.01613 | 2360 | 1113 | 751 | 496 |
27 | Elect a clown, expect a circus. | 1.7373 | 0.01489 | 2859 | 1380 | 850 | 629 |
28 | I just need to loosen this one up a little bit. | 1.7269 | 0.01310 | 3091 | 1357 | 1221 | 513 |
29 | It's a hybrid all right.” | 1.7267 | 0.01537 | 2316 | 1036 | 877 | 403 |
30 | President Trump, your new Cabinet Members have finally arrived. | 1.7257 | 0.02367 | 1134 | 558 | 329 | 247 |
31 | You’re good to go, the knocking sound was the Jehovah’s Witness. | 1.7235 | 0.01304 | 3855 | 1945 | 1032 | 878 |
32 | I figured out what's not making a funny noise. | 1.7185 | 0.01418 | 2806 | 1307 | 988 | 511 |
33 | Okay, I think I see the problem, and it looks serious. | 1.7160 | 0.02397 | 926 | 415 | 359 | 152 |
34 | One of your nuts is defective. | 1.7082 | 0.01245 | 3660 | 1728 | 1272 | 660 |
35 | I think I know why it’s pulling to the right. | 1.7055 | 0.01319 | 3307 | 1582 | 1117 | 608 |
36 | Nothing a little powder and a red rubber nose won't fix. | 1.7006 | 0.01302 | 3180 | 1476 | 1180 | 524 |
37 | This kind of thing just makes you wish that Car Talk was still around. | 1.7006 | 0.01765 | 1987 | 1001 | 580 | 406 |
38 | The engine in this thing is a joke. | 1.7003 | 0.01404 | 2766 | 1309 | 986 | 471 |
39 | I can tell you where the funny noise is NOT coming from. | 1.6981 | 0.01292 | 3259 | 1527 | 1189 | 543 |
40 | Should be OK now, I replaced the slapstick with a governor I had lying around. | 1.6966 | 0.01664 | 2106 | 1030 | 685 | 391 |
41 | What clown fixed this the last time? | 1.6912 | 0.01343 | 3096 | 1490 | 1072 | 534 |
42 | I see your problem. It’s serious. | 1.6772 | 0.01685 | 1958 | 962 | 666 | 330 |
43 | I think it’s time to replace your circus breaker. | 1.6750 | 0.01432 | 2735 | 1356 | 912 | 467 |
44 | How long has the check grease paint light been on? | 1.6701 | 0.01639 | 2131 | 1077 | 680 | 374 |
45 | I see why your jokes are backfiring. | 1.6677 | 0.01707 | 1866 | 920 | 646 | 300 |
46 | Well Mr. President, I see that your re-election caravan is all packed and ready to go. | 1.6675 | 0.01575 | 2421 | 1273 | 688 | 460 |
47 | Well here’s your problem. You’re down a clown. | 1.6671 | 0.01930 | 1394 | 671 | 516 | 207 |
48 | Well, that explains the whining. | 1.6651 | 0.02062 | 1272 | 628 | 442 | 202 |
49 | I think we've found your engine problem, and it's not funny | 1.6620 | 0.02101 | 1225 | 608 | 423 | 194 |
50 | I see the problem. One of your clowns is ill-suited. | 1.6596 | 0.01694 | 1845 | 909 | 655 | 281 |
51 | Which one of you is the President of the United States? | 1.6523 | 0.01695 | 2209 | 1218 | 541 | 450 |
52 | Looks like you need a toon up. | 1.6522 | 0.02405 | 966 | 496 | 310 | 160 |
53 | We don’t work on hybrids | 1.6419 | 0.01676 | 1846 | 927 | 653 | 266 |
54 | It appears to be human error. | 1.6419 | 0.01784 | 1846 | 998 | 515 | 333 |
55 | We see this a lot with the older Clown Victorias. | 1.6402 | 0.01792 | 1712 | 889 | 550 | 273 |
56 | I'm afraid this voids your warranty. The owner's manual tells you not to put any regular in this car. | 1.6383 | 0.02198 | 1045 | 521 | 381 | 143 |
57 | There's your problem--the spoiler goes in the back, not the front. | 1.6377 | 0.02469 | 853 | 432 | 298 | 123 |
58 | You’re gonna need a toon-up. | 1.6366 | 0.01765 | 1695 | 867 | 577 | 251 |
59 | Clowns to the left of me, joker on the right. | 1.6362 | 0.01802 | 1751 | 932 | 524 | 295 |
60 | White House Field Trip | 1.6327 | 0.02296 | 1130 | 620 | 305 | 205 |
61 | Yup, it's the right wingnut that causing all the trouble. | 1.6316 | 0.01928 | 1561 | 846 | 444 | 271 |
62 | ´Well that explains the funny noises’ | 1.6260 | 0.01805 | 1540 | 784 | 549 | 207 |
63 | Sometimes I wonder what those clowns in Detroit were thinking. | 1.6242 | 0.01939 | 1469 | 785 | 451 | 233 |
64 | Sorry, we don’t work on hybrids. | 1.6217 | 0.01888 | 1430 | 737 | 497 | 196 |
65 | You say your car HASN'T been acting funny? | 1.6198 | 0.01936 | 1315 | 669 | 477 | 169 |
66 | Just refill the squirt guns and rotate the clowns. | 1.6198 | 0.01947 | 1407 | 746 | 451 | 210 |
67 | I can put makeup on him but it's probably best to replace all four. | 1.6176 | 0.01933 | 1394 | 731 | 465 | 198 |
68 | The lawyer should be in the trunk. | 1.6170 | 0.02084 | 1261 | 679 | 386 | 196 |
69 | Buddy, you got a square peg in a clown hole. | 1.6156 | 0.02028 | 1306 | 705 | 402 | 199 |
70 | I see the problem. One of the heads needs to be replaced. | 1.6122 | 0.02160 | 1119 | 593 | 367 | 159 |
71 | I'm afraid your car is on its last laugh. | 1.6104 | 0.02210 | 1055 | 557 | 352 | 146 |
72 | See, this one here is screwed in too tightly. | 1.6053 | 0.02284 | 940 | 489 | 333 | 118 |
73 | The main problem is that you don't have an engine. | 1.6048 | 0.03832 | 420 | 245 | 96 | 79 |
74 | On the way to Mar-a-Lago, I see. | 1.6018 | 0.02427 | 1012 | 583 | 249 | 180 |
75 | That straight guy is messing up your timing. | 1.6010 | 0.02234 | 1050 | 568 | 333 | 149 |
76 | Here's your problem. They installed an accountant. | 1.6002 | 0.02194 | 1093 | 593 | 344 | 156 |
77 | Found the problem and it's serious. | 1.5991 | 0.02226 | 1080 | 592 | 329 | 159 |
78 | I've got a wig in the back, but I'll have to order the nose. | 1.5984 | 0.02267 | 1016 | 551 | 322 | 143 |
79 | Well, there’s your problem! You can’t replace a real clown with a member of Congress. | 1.5972 | 0.02290 | 1065 | 598 | 298 | 169 |
80 | You’re only laughing on three cylinders | 1.5964 | 0.02251 | 1011 | 547 | 326 | 138 |
81 | Mr. trump, your children are here. | 1.5931 | 0.02469 | 988 | 580 | 230 | 178 |
82 | Your fluid levels are fine. It's your slapstick that needs work. | 1.5927 | 0.02272 | 992 | 538 | 320 | 134 |
83 | It’s nothing that a red nose and an orange wig can’t fix. | 1.5927 | 0.02321 | 982 | 541 | 300 | 141 |
84 | Clowns to the left, jokers to the right, here you are stuck in the middle with Steve. | 1.5912 | 0.02506 | 888 | 503 | 245 | 140 |
85 | Wait... Who's this clown? | 1.5911 | 0.02315 | 961 | 524 | 306 | 131 |
86 | This is what happens when you don’t buy genuine clown parts. | 1.5881 | 0.02395 | 925 | 514 | 278 | 133 |
87 | We're carpooling to the Trump rally. | 1.5880 | 0.02499 | 932 | 542 | 232 | 158 |
88 | It looks serious - it's probably the tie, Rod." | 1.5856 | 0.03085 | 555 | 309 | 167 | 79 |
89 | I think your only firing on three clowns. | 1.5853 | 0.02392 | 897 | 493 | 283 | 121 |
90 | Just as I suspected. You’ve got a crank in your clown case. | 1.5834 | 0.02576 | 845 | 486 | 225 | 134 |
91 | Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the 2024 presidential debates. You will each have two minutes for an opening statement. The format will be balloon animals, mimes, and creepy jokes. | 1.5829 | 0.02636 | 868 | 518 | 194 | 156 |
92 | Looks like someone installed an aftermarket Bozo. | 1.5825 | 0.02434 | 867 | 479 | 271 | 117 |
93 | The check clown light came on. | 1.5809 | 0.02474 | 859 | 481 | 257 | 121 |
94 | The fool injection is a little off. | 1.5775 | 0.02598 | 755 | 424 | 230 | 101 |
95 | We figured out where the funny noise is coming from. | 1.5773 | 0.02586 | 821 | 472 | 224 | 125 |
96 | Don’t bother; they’re here. | 1.5761 | 0.02687 | 802 | 474 | 194 | 134 |
97 | I told you my car was making funny noises. | 1.5761 | 0.02495 | 802 | 442 | 258 | 102 |
98 | Once a head throws a wig, you're better off replacing them all. | 1.5753 | 0.02676 | 784 | 457 | 203 | 124 |
99 | Define “running funny.” | 1.5750 | 0.02610 | 793 | 454 | 222 | 117 |
100 | I think its the tie, Rod. | 1.5734 | 0.02618 | 783 | 448 | 221 | 114 |
101 | Fool Injected I see. | 1.5695 | 0.02727 | 748 | 438 | 194 | 116 |
102 | Any bozo could fix this issue | 1.5675 | 0.03113 | 548 | 315 | 155 | 78 |
103 | Taking over his Dad’s garage, Steve knew he had big shoes to fill. | 1.5667 | 0.02712 | 720 | 414 | 204 | 102 |
104 | Not to worry. It's nothing a wig, a rubber nose, and a funny hat can't fix. | 1.5638 | 0.04223 | 282 | 159 | 87 | 36 |
105 | You're gonna need a new one but a wig and some makeup should get you home. | 1.5620 | 0.02704 | 685 | 387 | 211 | 87 |
106 | Let’s run it up on the rack and see whose feet aren’t moving. | 1.5612 | 0.02806 | 670 | 388 | 188 | 94 |
107 | On your way to the Republican convention? | 1.5591 | 0.02823 | 660 | 383 | 185 | 92 |
108 | Sir, I think you're in the wrong car. This one seems to be headed for D.C. | 1.5588 | 0.02807 | 655 | 377 | 190 | 88 |
109 | Well, now we know where those funny noises were coming from. | 1.5564 | 0.02946 | 541 | 300 | 181 | 60 |
110 | Huh. I think I see why your car has only been acting a "little" funny. | 1.5556 | 0.02666 | 639 | 350 | 223 | 66 |
111 | Your turn is over Mr. Pence. The big guy wants to ride around with the Cabinet for awhile. | 1.5556 | 0.03119 | 630 | 395 | 120 | 115 |
112 | C'mon Frank, stop clowning around. Give the man his seat back. | 1.5536 | 0.02952 | 616 | 364 | 163 | 89 |
113 | It's nothing serious. | 1.5534 | 0.02900 | 618 | 360 | 174 | 84 |
114 | How did you know it was a government car? | 1.5532 | 0.03307 | 479 | 280 | 133 | 66 |
115 | Here's your culprit. This fourth cylinder's a square. | 1.5528 | 0.02809 | 615 | 348 | 194 | 73 |
116 | It’s your comic timing belt | 1.5512 | 0.02879 | 606 | 349 | 180 | 77 |
117 | Get in. We’re making America great again. | 1.5502 | 0.02975 | 598 | 353 | 161 | 84 |
118 | It's more serious than I thought. | 1.5498 | 0.02951 | 602 | 354 | 165 | 83 |
119 | You know you really shouldn't put regular in this car. | 1.5482 | 0.02925 | 591 | 343 | 172 | 76 |
120 | Oh, I’m sorry, this one’s bad. Once they turn into investment bankers we can’t save them | 1.5479 | 0.02942 | 584 | 339 | 170 | 75 |
121 | I'm afraid you have a geek in your fool line. | 1.5470 | 0.03101 | 574 | 347 | 140 | 87 |
122 | So, is this an automatic or a shtick shift? | 1.5462 | 0.03015 | 573 | 338 | 157 | 78 |
123 | I tuned up ya rodeo clown, ya mime clown, and ya circus clown. But ya congressman needs replacin'. | 1.5448 | 0.03114 | 547 | 326 | 144 | 77 |
124 | First, we need to send out the clowns. | 1.5445 | 0.03061 | 562 | 334 | 150 | 78 |
125 | $2000 to fix it? Do I look like some sort of Bozo to you? | 1.5426 | 0.03022 | 551 | 322 | 159 | 70 |
126 | We can do a diagnostic, but I'm telling you right now that you've got a bad clown. | 1.5417 | 0.03039 | 539 | 314 | 158 | 67 |
127 | There's a clown shortage, so we installed a congressman. | 1.5389 | 0.03149 | 527 | 315 | 140 | 72 |
128 | I think your issue is this Bozo in front. | 1.5374 | 0.03083 | 521 | 305 | 152 | 64 |
129 | Well here's your problem. You're a clown low. | 1.5367 | 0.03098 | 531 | 315 | 147 | 69 |
130 | It's definitely your tie, Rod." | 1.5367 | 0.03120 | 531 | 317 | 143 | 71 |
131 | I've located your problem. It's no laughing matter. | 1.5367 | 0.02961 | 518 | 293 | 172 | 53 |
132 | You need to replace the infiltrator. | 1.5358 | 0.03149 | 517 | 308 | 141 | 68 |
133 | I thought something didn't sound funny. | 1.5345 | 0.03047 | 507 | 292 | 159 | 56 |
134 | Looks like your last mechanic installed a gizmo when he should have installed a bozo.” | 1.5344 | 0.03235 | 509 | 309 | 128 | 72 |
135 | Looks like your straight man’s timing is off. | 1.5329 | 0.02941 | 501 | 280 | 175 | 46 |
136 | I'm afraid the problem is more serious than I thought. | 1.5299 | 0.03136 | 485 | 283 | 147 | 55 |
137 | There's your problem. You're using the wrong fool. | 1.5299 | 0.03216 | 485 | 289 | 135 | 61 |
138 | Well there's the problem -- you're only running on three clowns. | 1.5299 | 0.03081 | 485 | 283 | 149 | 53 |
139 | Sorry, Sir, you are going nowhere. You are one clown short of a circus. | 1.5299 | 0.03053 | 485 | 277 | 159 | 49 |
140 | Lucky for you we're a full circus garage. | 1.5293 | 0.03370 | 461 | 280 | 118 | 63 |
141 | He's a corporate clown. | 1.5288 | 0.03450 | 382 | 219 | 124 | 39 |
142 | You have too many clowns to the left and not enough jokers to the right. | 1.5284 | 0.03321 | 475 | 289 | 121 | 65 |
143 | That explains why your "Check Eugene" light was on. | 1.5283 | 0.03364 | 477 | 294 | 114 | 69 |
144 | Trump rally is three miles down the road and take a right. | 1.5282 | 0.03379 | 479 | 297 | 111 | 71 |
145 | That's your problem ... you are only firing on three clowns | 1.5257 | 0.03318 | 447 | 266 | 127 | 54 |
146 | I can fix this. All I need is a custard-cream pie. | 1.5254 | 0.03359 | 453 | 274 | 120 | 59 |
147 | Just as I suspected...the entire system is a joke.. | 1.5241 | 0.03356 | 456 | 277 | 119 | 60 |
148 | The use of unofficial replacement parts invaidates the warranty. | 1.5241 | 0.03164 | 456 | 264 | 145 | 47 |
149 | My guess is it's the fool injector. | 1.5240 | 0.03244 | 458 | 271 | 134 | 53 |
150 | You'd better let Trump know you're going to be late for the Cabinet meeting. | 1.5235 | 0.03504 | 426 | 261 | 107 | 58 |
151 | You're going to need new punch lines. | 1.5230 | 0.03322 | 457 | 276 | 123 | 58 |
152 | looks like you've got a short circus. | 1.5216 | 0.03604 | 393 | 239 | 103 | 51 |
153 | Well sir, the problem seems to be that you are one clown short of a circus. | 1.5213 | 0.03330 | 445 | 267 | 124 | 54 |
154 | You get no mileage with these analytic converters. | 1.5213 | 0.03345 | 445 | 268 | 122 | 55 |
155 | I didn’t think you were being serious when you said it ran funny. | 1.5175 | 0.03053 | 429 | 239 | 158 | 32 |
156 | Here’s your problem – some clown has substituted Stan from Accounts. | 1.5175 | 0.03423 | 429 | 261 | 114 | 54 |
157 | Oh- here's the problem. One of the cylinders is not acting funny! | 1.5175 | 0.03359 | 429 | 257 | 122 | 50 |
158 | We can get him a nose and wig and you’ll be good to go. | 1.5154 | 0.03488 | 421 | 259 | 107 | 55 |
159 | Pass me a balloon and I'll see what I can do. | 1.5154 | 0.03361 | 423 | 253 | 122 | 48 |
160 | We’re just not getting the smileage we used to get. | 1.5145 | 0.03500 | 414 | 254 | 107 | 53 |
161 | Yep. Pretty sure I’ve got a wig and makeup back in my office. We’ll have you up and running in no time. | 1.5144 | 0.03235 | 418 | 242 | 137 | 39 |
162 | Is this some kind of a joke? | 1.5133 | 0.03387 | 413 | 247 | 120 | 46 |
163 | 'You weren't joking, it does look serious.' | 1.5133 | 0.03506 | 413 | 254 | 106 | 53 |
164 | If you were kidnapped by clowns, blink twice | 1.5131 | 0.03317 | 419 | 248 | 127 | 44 |
165 | I changed the oil, balanced the tires, and added a lawyer to help regulate the engine. | 1.5111 | 0.03472 | 405 | 246 | 111 | 48 |
166 | Who's this clown? | 1.5111 | 0.03454 | 405 | 245 | 113 | 47 |
167 | There's a problem with the bore in one cylinder. | 1.5111 | 0.03454 | 405 | 245 | 113 | 47 |
168 | Let's see, one white guy and a bunch of clowns, seems I've seen this before. | 1.5111 | 0.03507 | 405 | 248 | 107 | 50 |
169 | I guess that, technically, you can no longer call it a joy ride. | 1.5111 | 0.03309 | 405 | 237 | 129 | 39 |
170 | Told you there was something funny going on under the hood. | 1.5111 | 0.03441 | 407 | 246 | 114 | 47 |
171 | I think I found the problem. Your straight man is messing up the timing. | 1.5100 | 0.03544 | 402 | 248 | 103 | 51 |
172 | Let’s see… rainbow wig, makeup, round red nose, plus labor, you’re looking at $2,400 to fix Gary. | 1.5099 | 0.03460 | 404 | 245 | 112 | 47 |
173 | So it's NOT acting funny, then? | 1.5076 | 0.03414 | 394 | 235 | 118 | 41 |
174 | Yup, clowns are running everything these days. | 1.5076 | 0.03401 | 396 | 240 | 113 | 43 |
175 | There's your problem! One of them only runs from 9 to 5. | 1.5064 | 0.03509 | 391 | 238 | 108 | 45 |
176 | I thought the engine was sounding kind of funny. | 1.5040 | 0.03299 | 377 | 228 | 115 | 34 |
177 | I think there's something wrong with the circus-board | 1.5040 | 0.03466 | 377 | 225 | 114 | 38 |
178 | Ah crap, this means I put Bonzo in Mrs O’Calahan’s car. | 1.5040 | 0.03683 | 377 | 236 | 92 | 49 |
179 | This is your problem, you are one clown short of a circus here. | 1.5040 | 0.03572 | 379 | 232 | 103 | 44 |
180 | Here’s the problem. They’ve hired a lawyer. | 1.5039 | 0.03695 | 383 | 242 | 89 | 52 |
181 | Here's why your engine wasn't sounding funny. | 1.5039 | 0.03505 | 383 | 232 | 109 | 42 |
182 | The Boss just tweeted he needs us back in the White House now! | 1.5039 | 0.03699 | 385 | 244 | 88 | 53 |
183 | I told you not to top it off with regular | 1.5039 | 0.03717 | 385 | 245 | 86 | 54 |
184 | This one here looks pretty serious. | 1.5027 | 0.03493 | 376 | 226 | 111 | 39 |
185 | Cheer up. All the newer models come with a spare straight man. | 1.5027 | 0.03240 | 376 | 228 | 116 | 32 |
186 | I see your problem—your dipstick's been swapped out for slapstick. | 1.5000 | 0.03589 | 368 | 225 | 102 | 41 |
187 | Mr. President, it was never intended to fit your entire cabinet comfortably. | 1.5000 | 0.03751 | 368 | 233 | 86 | 49 |
188 | There's your problem. Some clown has installed a nerd in here. | 1.5000 | 0.03832 | 370 | 239 | 77 | 54 |
189 | Describe the funny noises. | 1.4986 | 0.03798 | 367 | 235 | 81 | 51 |
190 | We've located the source of that funny sound under your hood. | 1.4986 | 0.03798 | 367 | 235 | 81 | 51 |
191 | Whoa--this looks serious. | 1.4973 | 0.03671 | 376 | 237 | 91 | 48 |
192 | It just ran out of Laughing Gas. | 1.4958 | 0.03540 | 357 | 215 | 107 | 35 |
193 | Some clown tried to use a replacement part. | 1.4958 | 0.03649 | 357 | 220 | 97 | 40 |
194 | Gosh it's the entire staff from the West Wing of the White House Mitch!! | 1.4958 | 0.03708 | 355 | 221 | 92 | 42 |
195 | I think I see why your timing is off. | 1.4944 | 0.03540 | 360 | 218 | 106 | 36 |
196 | I see the problem and it isn't funny. | 1.4943 | 0.03725 | 350 | 218 | 91 | 41 |
197 | Umm.. I think I found what’s making those funny noises under the hood. | 1.4943 | 0.03741 | 348 | 217 | 90 | 41 |
198 | It's OK. He's one of the President's men. | 1.4943 | 0.03696 | 348 | 215 | 94 | 39 |
199 | Looks like it could be a problem with the fool injection | 1.4928 | 0.03798 | 349 | 221 | 84 | 44 |
200 | Well, for one, your engine's a joke | 1.4928 | 0.03697 | 345 | 213 | 94 | 38 |
201 | As I suspected. It’s your bad comic timing belt. | 1.4924 | 0.03901 | 329 | 208 | 80 | 41 |
202 | Which way do we go to get to the Republican National Convention? | 1.4914 | 0.04059 | 348 | 233 | 59 | 56 |
203 | Here's your problem -- This one belongs in a Town Car. | 1.4914 | 0.03696 | 348 | 216 | 93 | 39 |
204 | Looks like your last mechanic used a non-factory part. | 1.4913 | 0.03682 | 344 | 212 | 95 | 37 |
205 | Now we know why the timing was off! | 1.4912 | 0.03698 | 342 | 211 | 94 | 37 |
206 | He’s more of a dry wit, but it should hold until we can get a hold of another clown. | 1.4912 | 0.03651 | 342 | 209 | 98 | 35 |
207 | Directions to the republican convention or clown college? Just kidding, they’re the same place. | 1.4912 | 0.03851 | 340 | 216 | 81 | 43 |
208 | It's the regulator! | 1.4911 | 0.03753 | 338 | 210 | 90 | 38 |
209 | So this is what you meant when you said the engine was acting funny. | 1.4911 | 0.03537 | 338 | 201 | 108 | 29 |
210 | Senator? | 1.4910 | 0.03827 | 332 | 208 | 85 | 39 |
211 | I see you’re trying catalytic conversion therapy. | 1.4897 | 0.03706 | 341 | 211 | 93 | 37 |
212 | Yup, they sold you a hybrid” | 1.4896 | 0.03690 | 337 | 207 | 95 | 35 |
213 | There's the reason it doesn't sound funny. | 1.4896 | 0.03666 | 337 | 206 | 97 | 34 |
214 | I'm not surprised, an accountant will really kill your car's performance. | 1.4896 | 0.03231 | 337 | 210 | 102 | 25 |
215 | Your warranty covers the funny noises but not the regulator. | 1.4896 | 0.03714 | 337 | 208 | 93 | 36 |
216 | Here's your problem. Rod threw on a tie. | 1.4896 | 0.03762 | 337 | 210 | 89 | 38 |
217 | This thing up front looks pretty serious. | 1.4895 | 0.03574 | 333 | 199 | 105 | 29 |
218 | A four clown engine? That's laughable. Last week I had a three blind mice coup. You should have seen how they run. | 1.4882 | 0.03753 | 338 | 211 | 89 | 38 |
219 | Your real problem here is the clown in the suit. | 1.4881 | 0.03674 | 336 | 206 | 96 | 34 |
220 | There’s nothing a bit of greasepaint won’t fix. | 1.4880 | 0.03763 | 334 | 208 | 89 | 37 |
221 | I got a wig in back, but the nose’ll take till Monday. | 1.4879 | 0.03772 | 330 | 205 | 89 | 36 |
222 | The problem is with the analytic converter. He’s killing all your momentum. | 1.4879 | 0.03962 | 330 | 213 | 73 | 44 |
223 | Oh, here's the problem! One of your four cylinders has stopped performing. | 1.4878 | 0.03838 | 328 | 206 | 84 | 38 |
224 | Well it appears we have a square peg in a clown hole. | 1.4878 | 0.03862 | 328 | 207 | 82 | 39 |
225 | Well, for starters, the timing is off. | 1.4864 | 0.03812 | 331 | 208 | 85 | 38 |
226 | I'm pretty sure that one's aftermarket. | 1.4862 | 0.03671 | 327 | 199 | 97 | 31 |
227 | Looks like you're missing a nut. | 1.4862 | 0.03722 | 327 | 201 | 93 | 33 |
228 | It's definitely the CPA unit | 1.4861 | 0.03806 | 323 | 201 | 87 | 35 |
229 | I found the problem and it's not funny. | 1.4861 | 0.03704 | 323 | 197 | 95 | 31 |
230 | I see the problem. You've got a Mormon in here where the Catholic converter should be. | 1.4857 | 0.03929 | 315 | 199 | 79 | 37 |
231 | Looks like you’ve got an accountant in there. I can change it but it’ll cost ya. | 1.4844 | 0.03883 | 320 | 202 | 81 | 37 |
232 | You need a new prankshaft. | 1.4844 | 0.03807 | 320 | 199 | 87 | 34 |
233 | You're right, there's something funny under the hood. | 1.4844 | 0.03883 | 320 | 202 | 81 | 37 |
234 | Have you tried laughing gas? | 1.4844 | 0.03858 | 320 | 201 | 83 | 36 |
235 | For best performance, I recommend sticking with original Ringling Brothers parts. | 1.4844 | 0.03702 | 320 | 195 | 95 | 30 |
236 | Don't worry. It's nothing a little grease paint won't fix. | 1.4844 | 0.03649 | 320 | 193 | 99 | 28 |
237 | I knew Bozo The Clown, Senator, you’re no Bozo The Clown | 1.4843 | 0.03977 | 318 | 204 | 74 | 40 |
238 | We are disguised. Help us escape from the White House | 1.4843 | 0.04124 | 318 | 210 | 62 | 46 |
239 | You’re headed to the White House, I assume. | 1.4830 | 0.03906 | 323 | 206 | 78 | 39 |
240 | You’re right, there is something funny going on under there hood “. | 1.4830 | 0.03677 | 323 | 197 | 96 | 30 |
241 | I take it this is a company car? | 1.4830 | 0.03906 | 323 | 206 | 78 | 39 |
242 | Well,this explains all the honking,and also why my taxes aren't done. | 1.4829 | 0.03772 | 321 | 199 | 89 | 33 |
243 | We just changed the lawyer. You’re good to go. | 1.4825 | 0.03824 | 315 | 196 | 86 | 33 |
244 | There’s your problem. You’ve put this square peg in a clown hole. | 1.4825 | 0.04344 | 257 | 163 | 64 | 30 |
245 | We don't carry that one anymore. I recommend a mime - it'll run much quieter. | 1.4811 | 0.04026 | 318 | 207 | 69 | 42 |
246 | There's your problem -- the front left slapstick is broken | 1.4811 | 0.03875 | 318 | 201 | 81 | 36 |
247 | I found the problem... and it looks serious! | 1.4806 | 0.03949 | 310 | 197 | 77 | 36 |
248 | We've found the problem, sir. It looks serious. | 1.4806 | 0.04105 | 310 | 203 | 65 | 42 |
249 | There’s your problem. You’re only running on three clowns. | 1.4806 | 0.03815 | 310 | 192 | 87 | 31 |
250 | I see your engine doesn't have all the original parts. | 1.4806 | 0.03759 | 310 | 190 | 91 | 29 |
251 | I see it now…there's a problem with your Prankcase. | 1.4791 | 0.03805 | 311 | 193 | 87 | 31 |
252 | It looks like you have a short circus. | 1.4787 | 0.03997 | 305 | 195 | 74 | 36 |
253 | See, even just one generic part can screw up the whole engine. | 1.4787 | 0.03688 | 305 | 184 | 96 | 25 |
254 | I've found your problem and it is nothing to laugh about. | 1.4787 | 0.03629 | 305 | 182 | 100 | 23 |
255 | I’ll replace the one and rotate the others. | 1.4778 | 0.03885 | 293 | 181 | 84 | 28 |
256 | look Donald I can't fix your cabinet. | 1.4768 | 0.04160 | 302 | 199 | 62 | 41 |
257 | The worst thing about it is the large balloon payment due at the end of the loan. | 1.4768 | 0.03713 | 302 | 183 | 94 | 25 |
258 | Looks like you've sprung a geek. | 1.4768 | 0.04053 | 302 | 195 | 70 | 37 |
259 | Let's check the dipstick. | 1.4768 | 0.04053 | 302 | 195 | 70 | 37 |
260 | I'm sorry, we're not certified to work on hybrid vehicles. | 1.4768 | 0.03772 | 302 | 185 | 90 | 27 |
261 | Here are the clowns! I finally understand that song. | 1.4768 | 0.04053 | 302 | 195 | 70 | 37 |
262 | Yeah, it's clearly a malfunctioning CPA unit. | 1.4767 | 0.04018 | 300 | 192 | 73 | 35 |
263 | Yep, it looks like you have a nerd stuck in your gasket. | 1.4767 | 0.03877 | 300 | 187 | 83 | 30 |
264 | Well there's your problem. Someone installed a politician instead of a clown. It's an easy mistake as the parts are very similar, but that's what made your car run off course. | 1.4767 | 0.04234 | 300 | 200 | 57 | 43 |
265 | which one of you is the dip stick? | 1.4765 | 0.04010 | 298 | 190 | 74 | 34 |
266 | I see your problem; that part is not factory authorized. | 1.4765 | 0.03982 | 298 | 189 | 76 | 33 |
267 | Not getting as many laughs per gallon? That's your problem right there. | 1.4746 | 0.03983 | 295 | 187 | 76 | 32 |
268 | I found a short circus. | 1.4744 | 0.03884 | 293 | 182 | 83 | 28 |
269 | There’s always one clown who ruins it for everybody else. | 1.4744 | 0.03914 | 293 | 183 | 81 | 29 |
270 | The one in the tie is throwing off the timing. | 1.4730 | 0.03825 | 296 | 183 | 86 | 27 |
271 | Hi, Dr. Fauci. | 1.4728 | 0.04273 | 294 | 197 | 55 | 42 |
272 | You've got a serious crank with no spark. | 1.4728 | 0.04050 | 294 | 189 | 71 | 34 |
273 | The lawyer is there in case we get pulled over. | 1.4726 | 0.04099 | 292 | 189 | 68 | 35 |
274 | No problem, a wig, and some face paint and you'll be on your way. | 1.4726 | 0.03863 | 292 | 181 | 84 | 27 |
275 | I see your cabinet has arrived, President Trump. | 1.4726 | 0.04240 | 292 | 194 | 58 | 40 |
276 | Just as I suspected. Your heads need replacing. | 1.4726 | 0.04041 | 292 | 187 | 72 | 33 |
277 | No wonder she won't do over 40. Some clown put a governor on 'er! | 1.4726 | 0.04240 | 292 | 194 | 58 | 40 |
278 | Seems he escaped from the White House. He was the last adult in the room. | 1.4724 | 0.03973 | 290 | 185 | 74 | 31 |
279 | No wonder the timing is off. | 1.4724 | 0.04032 | 290 | 185 | 73 | 32 |
280 | I'm sorry, senator, you'll have to get out. There is a difference between "ridiculous" and "funny." | 1.4702 | 0.03992 | 285 | 180 | 76 | 29 |
281 | And when did it STOP making a funny noise? | 1.4702 | 0.03961 | 285 | 179 | 78 | 28 |
282 | Looks like you've got an unauthorized part in here. | 1.4700 | 0.03821 | 283 | 173 | 87 | 23 |
283 | Well, I can see why your timing is off. | 1.4700 | 0.03918 | 283 | 176 | 81 | 26 |
284 | This could be why your horn's been going off every time you stop. | 1.4700 | 0.03754 | 283 | 182 | 76 | 25 |
285 | There's been a lot of trouble with this hybrid model. | 1.4700 | 0.03918 | 283 | 176 | 81 | 26 |
286 | Welcome to the Whitehouse - are you the group here for Cabinet Posts or for the Federal Judgeships | 1.4686 | 0.04397 | 271 | 181 | 53 | 37 |
287 | Looks like you left the dipstick in there | 1.4681 | 0.04054 | 282 | 180 | 72 | 30 |
288 | I'm sorry, Mr. President, but you can't hold your cabinet meeting here. | 1.4681 | 0.04146 | 282 | 188 | 60 | 34 |
289 | Oh yeah, I see it all the time, a blockhead in the fool system. | 1.4681 | 0.04022 | 282 | 179 | 74 | 29 |
290 | Ever considered a shtick shift? | 1.4676 | 0.03967 | 278 | 174 | 78 | 26 |
291 | Looks like you just need a little toon up. | 1.4676 | 0.03868 | 278 | 171 | 84 | 23 |
292 | How long has it been since you rotated them? | 1.4676 | 0.03901 | 278 | 172 | 82 | 24 |
293 | I'm sorry, but it looks serious. | 1.4657 | 0.04263 | 277 | 183 | 59 | 35 |
294 | Here’s your problem - one of your plugs has lost its spark. | 1.4655 | 0.04064 | 275 | 175 | 72 | 28 |
295 | It's a problem with your running gag | 1.4652 | 0.04019 | 273 | 172 | 75 | 26 |
296 | We’re heading to Tulsa | 1.4635 | 0.04235 | 274 | 180 | 61 | 33 |
297 | Making funny noises you say? | 1.4632 | 0.03368 | 272 | 166 | 92 | 14 |
298 | Well there’s your problem. As you can see, it’s serious. | 1.4632 | 0.04128 | 272 | 175 | 68 | 29 |
299 | Cost of a wig and nose, plus labor. | 1.4630 | 0.04249 | 270 | 177 | 61 | 32 |
300 | We ran out of gags. | 1.4630 | 0.04249 | 270 | 177 | 61 | 32 |
301 | I’m Tom and I’ll be changing your oil today. This is Jingles and he’ll be changing your clowns. | 1.4630 | 0.04050 | 270 | 171 | 73 | 26 |
302 | Have you tried loosening his tie? | 1.4630 | 0.03805 | 270 | 164 | 87 | 19 |
303 | Who's the clown in the necktie? | 1.4627 | 0.04002 | 268 | 168 | 76 | 24 |
304 | Looks like we might have to replace the circus breaker | 1.4627 | 0.04305 | 268 | 177 | 58 | 33 |
305 | You know this is going to void the warranty, right? | 1.4627 | 0.04106 | 268 | 171 | 70 | 27 |
306 | Your slapstick needs to be replaced. | 1.4627 | 0.04140 | 268 | 172 | 68 | 28 |
307 | Uh-oh, I see something serious. | 1.4627 | 0.04140 | 268 | 172 | 68 | 28 |
308 | And I’m guessing the airbags are whoopee cushions. | 1.4601 | 0.04126 | 263 | 168 | 69 | 26 |
309 | Well here’s your problem — looks like your juggler decided to become an accountant. | 1.4601 | 0.04091 | 263 | 167 | 71 | 25 |
310 | I could rotate the clowns and see if that helps? | 1.4601 | 0.03910 | 263 | 162 | 81 | 20 |
311 | Have you tried replacing the crank? | 1.4601 | 0.04231 | 263 | 171 | 63 | 29 |
312 | Well, I know what’s NOT making the funny noise. | 1.4601 | 0.03910 | 263 | 162 | 81 | 20 |
313 | I think your timing's off. | 1.4601 | 0.04020 | 263 | 165 | 75 | 23 |
314 | I think you're in the wrong cartoon. | 1.4577 | 0.04088 | 260 | 165 | 71 | 24 |
315 | I can replace it, but I have to let you know that once one clown has gone corporate usually the others begin to fail as well. | 1.4577 | 0.04196 | 260 | 168 | 65 | 27 |
316 | This is the last time I’m gonna tell you. . Clowns in the back, engine in the front, and get rid of the accountant. | 1.4577 | 0.04266 | 260 | 170 | 61 | 29 |
317 | There's your problem: the timing's off. | 1.4574 | 0.03923 | 258 | 159 | 80 | 19 |
318 | Sir, this is the White House limo. The press bus will be here in a few minutes. | 1.4574 | 0.04529 | 258 | 176 | 46 | 36 |
319 | Your car really is making funny noises. | 1.4560 | 0.04127 | 250 | 158 | 70 | 22 |
320 | The "check engine light" was right. This is no joke. | 1.4560 | 0.04088 | 250 | 157 | 72 | 21 |
321 | Looks like the presidential motorcade is here. | 1.4556 | 0.04454 | 248 | 165 | 53 | 30 |
322 | So, you need a loony toon-up? | 1.4553 | 0.04121 | 257 | 164 | 69 | 24 |
323 | I have a good idea where the funny noises are coming from. | 1.4549 | 0.04069 | 255 | 161 | 72 | 22 |
324 | I’ll need to special order the comically oversized brake shoes. | 1.4549 | 0.04031 | 255 | 160 | 74 | 21 |
325 | The Trump administration arrives at the RNC convention. | 1.4545 | 0.04458 | 253 | 170 | 51 | 32 |
326 | 2020 is getting weirder and weirder... | 1.4545 | 0.04014 | 253 | 158 | 75 | 20 |
327 | Yeah, it's been acting funny all week. | 1.4545 | 0.04167 | 253 | 162 | 67 | 24 |
328 | There's your problem, Someone installed a political clown instead of a circus clown. | 1.4545 | 0.04315 | 253 | 166 | 59 | 28 |
329 | Well, this explains your problem with hesitation, you've got a lawyer in here. | 1.4545 | 0.04167 | 253 | 162 | 67 | 24 |
330 | I'm hoping it's just an accountant, but if it's a lawyer you've got serious trouble. | 1.4545 | 0.04315 | 253 | 166 | 59 | 28 |
331 | There's your problem, sir. One of those clowns thinks he's a lawyer. | 1.4545 | 0.04130 | 253 | 161 | 69 | 23 |
332 | Yes, Mr. President, you and your staff should be able to hide here until the protests are over. | 1.4545 | 0.04597 | 253 | 174 | 43 | 36 |
333 | You’re in luck. I’ve got the replacement part right here. | 1.4542 | 0.04304 | 251 | 164 | 60 | 27 |
334 | Automatic or schtick? | 1.4542 | 0.04266 | 251 | 163 | 62 | 26 |
335 | Looks like the guy in front has a spark plug up his ass. | 1.4542 | 0.04449 | 251 | 168 | 52 | 31 |
336 | Why didn’t you tell me it was a hybrid? | 1.4542 | 0.04114 | 251 | 159 | 70 | 22 |
337 | That would explain why your timing has been off. | 1.4542 | 0.04191 | 251 | 161 | 66 | 24 |
338 | So you're saying it's making an unfunny noise? | 1.4521 | 0.04251 | 261 | 172 | 60 | 29 |
339 | You've got something funny going on under the hood. | 1.4521 | 0.04181 | 261 | 170 | 64 | 27 |
340 | There's your problem. Someone put a Banker where Bozo should be. | 1.4521 | 0.04038 | 261 | 166 | 72 | 23 |
341 | oh dear god there's one behind me isn't there? | 1.4521 | 0.04038 | 261 | 166 | 72 | 23 |
342 | And this is why your ‘check convention’ light was on, Sir. | 1.4517 | 0.04240 | 259 | 170 | 61 | 28 |
343 | That’s why it’s not making a funny noise. | 1.4516 | 0.04188 | 248 | 159 | 66 | 23 |
344 | Here's the problem. You've got an MBA where you need an MFA. | 1.4516 | 0.04415 | 248 | 165 | 54 | 29 |
345 | We’re ready for your cabinet meeting, Mister President. | 1.4516 | 0.04525 | 248 | 168 | 48 | 32 |
346 | I told you my car was a joke. | 1.4516 | 0.04109 | 248 | 157 | 70 | 21 |
347 | There’s your problem, he’s not suited for the part. | 1.4516 | 0.04188 | 248 | 159 | 66 | 23 |
348 | I see the problem. You’re running on only three clowns. | 1.4512 | 0.04479 | 246 | 165 | 51 | 30 |
349 | I'd say, your straightman appears to be out of alignment. | 1.4512 | 0.03968 | 246 | 152 | 77 | 17 |
350 | So who installed the accountant? | 1.4512 | 0.04172 | 246 | 157 | 67 | 22 |
351 | Faulty fool injector. | 1.4512 | 0.04290 | 246 | 160 | 61 | 25 |
352 | Sorry, to be a certified clown car it has to be 100% clown. | 1.4508 | 0.04431 | 244 | 162 | 54 | 28 |
353 | There's the problem. You're down a clown. | 1.4508 | 0.04115 | 244 | 154 | 70 | 20 |
354 | Our "no engine" light was on. | 1.4498 | 0.04289 | 249 | 163 | 60 | 26 |
355 | I’m thinking it’s a timing issue. | 1.4498 | 0.04017 | 249 | 156 | 74 | 19 |
356 | I see you've been buying generic parts. | 1.4496 | 0.04102 | 238 | 149 | 71 | 18 |
357 | Looks like the tie rod needs some greasepaint. | 1.4496 | 0.04229 | 238 | 152 | 65 | 21 |
358 | I see why your Check Clown light went on. | 1.4496 | 0.04394 | 238 | 156 | 57 | 25 |
359 | Whoa! I'm just a mechanic, fella'. Your goin' to need a certified ringmaster. | 1.4496 | 0.04229 | 238 | 152 | 65 | 21 |
360 | I don't think German parts are compatible with your car | 1.4486 | 0.04482 | 243 | 163 | 51 | 29 |
361 | For God’s sake, Fred. What’s with the suit? | 1.4486 | 0.04405 | 243 | 161 | 55 | 27 |
362 | Just a bunch of clowns trying to take me for a ride. | 1.4486 | 0.04208 | 243 | 156 | 65 | 22 |
363 | There's your problem, you've got an extra dipstick. | 1.4481 | 0.04353 | 241 | 158 | 58 | 25 |
364 | I don't know what's wrong! It just hasn't been acting funny | 1.4481 | 0.04353 | 241 | 158 | 58 | 25 |
365 | You had somebody else work on this, didn’t you? | 1.4481 | 0.04108 | 241 | 152 | 70 | 19 |
366 | Mallet, please... | 1.4481 | 0.04232 | 241 | 155 | 64 | 22 |
367 | Heading to the RNC, eh? | 1.4467 | 0.04579 | 244 | 167 | 45 | 32 |
368 | And you'll be negotiating the repair quote, I assume? | 1.4463 | 0.04178 | 242 | 155 | 66 | 21 |
369 | Ok, so it's my first time to work on a Clown Car. Is it automatic or schtick? | 1.4455 | 0.04564 | 220 | 145 | 52 | 23 |
370 | Well there's you problem....you've got a bad prank shaft. | 1.4449 | 0.04327 | 227 | 146 | 61 | 20 |
371 | Yes sir, this one here explains why the timing is off. | 1.4449 | 0.04295 | 236 | 153 | 61 | 22 |
372 | Next stop: Pennsylvania Ave. | 1.4449 | 0.04696 | 236 | 163 | 41 | 32 |
373 | Looks like you got a square peg in a clown hole. | 1.4449 | 0.04419 | 236 | 156 | 55 | 25 |
374 | So, where were you when you ran out of gags? | 1.4449 | 0.04295 | 236 | 153 | 61 | 22 |
375 | We don’t have the heart to tell him he’s adopted | 1.4444 | 0.04568 | 234 | 158 | 48 | 28 |
376 | I'm afraid you've got a serious problem. | 1.4444 | 0.04012 | 234 | 145 | 74 | 15 |
377 | I haven’t repaired a hybrid before. | 1.4440 | 0.04390 | 232 | 152 | 57 | 23 |
378 | Nothing unusual here, it's the old necktie in the fan belt problem. | 1.4440 | 0.04035 | 232 | 144 | 73 | 15 |
379 | I see the problem. One of your clowns is metaphorical.” | 1.4440 | 0.04260 | 232 | 149 | 63 | 20 |
380 | Trump cabinet | 1.4435 | 0.04650 | 239 | 165 | 42 | 32 |
381 | Ok Ivanka, Jared, Eric and Don Jr the jig is up! | 1.4435 | 0.04377 | 239 | 158 | 56 | 25 |
382 | Well, there’s your problem. The head on that one’s wound way too tight. | 1.4435 | 0.04043 | 239 | 150 | 72 | 17 |
383 | The White House Chief of Staff here will show you into the cabinet meeting. | 1.4435 | 0.04612 | 239 | 164 | 44 | 31 |
384 | You’re problem is that you’ve filled up with the wrong fool | 1.4425 | 0.04339 | 226 | 146 | 60 | 20 |
385 | It's not the transmission: it's the statistician. | 1.4425 | 0.04517 | 226 | 150 | 52 | 24 |
386 | So...the sound you're hearing. Would you describe it as a titter, a chuckle, a giggle, or a harumph? | 1.4425 | 0.04339 | 226 | 146 | 60 | 20 |
387 | I see your problem, some clown put in an accountant. | 1.4425 | 0.04517 | 226 | 150 | 52 | 24 |
388 | Yes! Trump administration road trip! | 1.4416 | 0.04611 | 231 | 157 | 46 | 28 |
389 | It should run better after I adjust the fool mixture. | 1.4416 | 0.04445 | 231 | 153 | 54 | 24 |
390 | Three clowns and their lawyer. No wonder it doesn't run smoothly. | 1.4416 | 0.04359 | 231 | 151 | 58 | 22 |
391 | When did the Attorney General join the circus? | 1.4416 | 0.04359 | 231 | 151 | 58 | 22 |
392 | Let me add a wig and nose then try it again. | 1.4416 | 0.04402 | 231 | 152 | 56 | 23 |
393 | The engine hasn't sounded funny lately. | 1.4416 | 0.04402 | 231 | 152 | 56 | 23 |
394 | Right here...you've got a problem with your prank staff. | 1.4416 | 0.04402 | 231 | 152 | 56 | 23 |
395 | Doesn’t look like you’re going to make it to Tulsa. | 1.4410 | 0.04342 | 229 | 149 | 59 | 21 |
396 | Which one of you just said, 'Knock, knock.'? | 1.4410 | 0.04253 | 229 | 147 | 63 | 19 |
397 | I'm going to need a #6 wig, some makeup and a new timing belt. | 1.4410 | 0.04473 | 229 | 152 | 53 | 24 |
398 | So you want a “toon” up | 1.4410 | 0.04430 | 229 | 151 | 55 | 23 |
399 | Do you want me to rotate them or replace the defective one? | 1.4410 | 0.04473 | 229 | 152 | 53 | 24 |
400 | Well, that'll be your problem. You've got Mormons. | 1.4410 | 0.04430 | 229 | 151 | 55 | 23 |
401 | I can fix it, but I'll need a giant squeaky hammer. | 1.4410 | 0.04430 | 229 | 151 | 55 | 23 |
402 | Okay Donald, ask your cabinet to step out of the car.... | 1.4407 | 0.04497 | 236 | 159 | 50 | 27 |
403 | I don't do hybrids. | 1.4405 | 0.04187 | 227 | 144 | 66 | 17 |
404 | They don't tell you, but these cars are just like the Trump administration: you have to keep swapping out the old clowns with new clowns. | 1.4405 | 0.04587 | 227 | 153 | 48 | 26 |
405 | So, no one is in the west wing right now? | 1.4397 | 0.04715 | 232 | 161 | 40 | 31 |
406 | We’ll call you when the part comes in. This will keep you running for now, but don’t expect any bells and whistles. | 1.4384 | 0.04242 | 219 | 139 | 64 | 16 |
407 | There it is, I thought something didn't sound funny. | 1.4384 | 0.04435 | 219 | 143 | 56 | 20 |
408 | Yeah, you need to replace them when they hit middle age. | 1.4384 | 0.04575 | 219 | 146 | 50 | 23 |
409 | I think I figured out why your car seems like it’s veering to the right. | 1.4384 | 0.04340 | 219 | 141 | 60 | 18 |
410 | Oh my, you have a blockage in the fool pump. | 1.4384 | 0.04291 | 219 | 140 | 62 | 17 |
411 | I haven't seen a 4-clown engine since the Trump years. | 1.4384 | 0.04529 | 219 | 145 | 52 | 22 |
412 | The problem is a drivers side front semblance reversal that is not in connection with the Ringling aperture. | 1.4375 | 0.04588 | 224 | 151 | 48 | 25 |
413 | The left front has been a little stiff | 1.4366 | 0.04620 | 213 | 142 | 49 | 22 |
414 | Looks like you need a lube, oil, and greasepaint. | 1.4364 | 0.04372 | 220 | 143 | 58 | 19 |
415 | For security reasons, you really shouldn't travel in the same car with your entire cabinet. | 1.4364 | 0.04737 | 220 | 151 | 42 | 27 |
416 | Yep, here’s the problem right here. One of your clowns has gone bad, and we’re gonna have to replace him. | 1.4364 | 0.04372 | 220 | 143 | 58 | 19 |
417 | Yep, you've got a burnt out clown in the front here. They're on back order, but you should be able to get one easy in D.C." | 1.4364 | 0.04737 | 220 | 151 | 42 | 27 |
418 | I can see where the hot air is coming from. | 1.4364 | 0.04648 | 220 | 149 | 46 | 25 |
419 | Wow! ... been a while since I've seen one with 4-on-the-floor. | 1.4348 | 0.04455 | 230 | 154 | 52 | 24 |
420 | The good news is, the problem doesn’t look serious | 1.4340 | 0.04634 | 212 | 142 | 48 | 22 |
421 | Usually customers want to know what's causing the funny noise. | 1.4340 | 0.04231 | 212 | 134 | 64 | 14 |
422 | We'll have to strip out the nerd and replace it with a bozo. | 1.4340 | 0.04634 | 212 | 142 | 48 | 22 |
423 | There was a knocking noise, but he refused to say, "Who's There?" | 1.4340 | 0.04586 | 212 | 141 | 50 | 21 |
424 | It looks like one of these plugs is not sparking joy. | 1.4340 | 0.04634 | 212 | 142 | 48 | 22 |
425 | You say it doesn't make a funny noise when you're driving? | 1.4340 | 0.04537 | 212 | 140 | 52 | 20 |
426 | I think I see your problem. Some bozo forgot to install an engine. | 1.4340 | 0.04537 | 212 | 140 | 52 | 20 |
427 | It should be as simple as loosening up this dolt" | 1.4340 | 0.04487 | 212 | 139 | 54 | 19 |
428 | The problem is you've only been running on three Bozos | 1.4340 | 0.04586 | 212 | 141 | 50 | 21 |
429 | oh I see the problem, your engine is acting up. | 1.4340 | 0.04487 | 212 | 139 | 54 | 19 |
430 | The problem is this clown right here. | 1.4340 | 0.04437 | 212 | 138 | 56 | 18 |
431 | We ran out of laughing gas. | 1.4340 | 0.04487 | 212 | 139 | 54 | 19 |
432 | Sorry, I won't be able to fix this until Election Day. | 1.4340 | 0.04682 | 212 | 143 | 46 | 23 |
433 | Well there’s your problem, your number four clown has gone full business attire. I’ll have to pull it and do a full strip down and repaint. | 1.4338 | 0.04617 | 219 | 148 | 47 | 24 |
434 | Sir, I think your car has a serious problem. | 1.4332 | 0.04556 | 217 | 145 | 50 | 22 |
435 | I’ve seen a lot of problems with these fool injected motors” | 1.4332 | 0.04602 | 217 | 146 | 48 | 23 |
436 | Well there's your problem - the front one is too tightly wound | 1.4332 | 0.04509 | 217 | 144 | 52 | 21 |
437 | There's something under the hood that's not making a funny noise. | 1.4332 | 0.04509 | 217 | 144 | 52 | 21 |
438 | Which one is Ivanka? | 1.4330 | 0.04361 | 224 | 147 | 57 | 20 |
439 | What exactly did you mean by 'a funny noise' under the hood? | 1.4330 | 0.04221 | 224 | 144 | 63 | 17 |
440 | Well there’s your problem, they’re not 6 feet apart. | 1.4326 | 0.04586 | 215 | 144 | 49 | 22 |
441 | Found the problem... looks like this corporate clown got mixed in.... | 1.4326 | 0.04292 | 215 | 138 | 61 | 16 |
442 | That’s our straight man. | 1.4326 | 0.04442 | 215 | 141 | 55 | 19 |
443 | One of your dipsticks is undermining your slapstick. | 1.4326 | 0.04586 | 215 | 144 | 49 | 22 |
444 | Yeah, bad news. Its a lawyer. | 1.4326 | 0.04393 | 215 | 140 | 57 | 18 |
445 | A little hair and make-up on him and you should be back on the road in no time. | 1.4326 | 0.04539 | 215 | 143 | 51 | 21 |
446 | One valve is too uptight | 1.4324 | 0.04480 | 222 | 148 | 52 | 22 |
447 | I'll level with you - genuine parts for this model are hard to come by | 1.4324 | 0.04247 | 222 | 143 | 62 | 17 |
448 | I found the problem... it looks pretty serious. | 1.4324 | 0.04480 | 222 | 148 | 52 | 22 |
449 | How'd this bozo get in here? | 1.4324 | 0.04388 | 222 | 146 | 56 | 20 |
450 | Who’s the clown that put that guy in there? | 1.4324 | 0.04659 | 222 | 152 | 44 | 26 |
451 | What kind of bozo uses aftermarket parts in a clown car? | 1.4324 | 0.04342 | 222 | 145 | 58 | 19 |
452 | you claim it runs funny ? | 1.4320 | 0.04474 | 206 | 134 | 55 | 17 |
453 | This is why you’re pulling to the right. | 1.4319 | 0.04520 | 213 | 141 | 52 | 20 |
454 | Here’s your problem: this guy isn’t clowning around. | 1.4319 | 0.04163 | 213 | 134 | 66 | 13 |
455 | I'm afraid I've found something serious under the hood. | 1.4319 | 0.04371 | 213 | 138 | 58 | 17 |
456 | There’s a problem, and it looks serious. | 1.4319 | 0.04421 | 213 | 139 | 56 | 18 |
457 | I see your problem. And it's not funny. | 1.4319 | 0.04371 | 213 | 138 | 58 | 17 |
458 | There's your problem. You're not using genuine Barnum and Bailey parts. | 1.4319 | 0.04471 | 213 | 140 | 54 | 19 |
459 | This looks like a pretty simple problem with your comic timing. | 1.4319 | 0.04569 | 213 | 142 | 50 | 21 |
460 | Sorry, but you fellas can’t have the RNC convention here, either. | 1.4319 | 0.05030 | 213 | 152 | 30 | 31 |
461 | I'd start by getting rid of the lawyer. | 1.4319 | 0.04320 | 213 | 137 | 60 | 16 |
462 | And that's why they don't sell this model anymore, engine goes funny after a while | 1.4293 | 0.04434 | 205 | 133 | 56 | 16 |
463 | It looks like your car sprung a nerd. | 1.4293 | 0.04944 | 205 | 143 | 36 | 26 |
464 | I wish I was joking, but we're going to have to replace 25% of what's under the hood. | 1.4293 | 0.04380 | 205 | 132 | 58 | 15 |
465 | You've got a serious problem. | 1.4286 | 0.04663 | 210 | 142 | 46 | 22 |
466 | Okay, we've got Jared, Ivanka, Pence, Meadows, Barr, Esper, Mnuchin, DeVos, and McEnany -- but where's the Donald? | 1.4286 | 0.04514 | 210 | 139 | 52 | 19 |
467 | I think we have a serious problem. | 1.4286 | 0.04307 | 210 | 135 | 60 | 15 |
468 | Yeah it looks like a nut isn’t right. | 1.4286 | 0.04200 | 210 | 133 | 64 | 13 |
469 | There’s your problem right there. The straight man’s timing is out. | 1.4279 | 0.04595 | 208 | 139 | 49 | 20 |
470 | Dilbert I recognize , but who are these other clowns? | 1.4279 | 0.04493 | 208 | 137 | 53 | 18 |
471 | You're supposed to keep the accountant in the trunk. | 1.4279 | 0.04335 | 208 | 134 | 59 | 15 |
472 | You've filled it with the wrong kind of fool. | 1.4272 | 0.04661 | 213 | 145 | 45 | 23 |
473 | Well, there's your problem, let me get a spare wig and nose. | 1.4271 | 0.04691 | 199 | 133 | 47 | 19 |
474 | Doesn’t sound funny to me. | 1.4265 | 0.04607 | 204 | 136 | 49 | 19 |
475 | I told you, My engine was making funny noises! | 1.4265 | 0.04447 | 204 | 133 | 55 | 16 |
476 | Here's where that funny noise isn't coming from. | 1.4250 | 0.04726 | 200 | 135 | 45 | 20 |
477 | Headed to maga rally? | 1.4242 | 0.04760 | 198 | 134 | 44 | 20 |
478 | The comic timing is off | 1.4242 | 0.04705 | 198 | 133 | 46 | 19 |
479 | Oh right...engine's in the back. | 1.4242 | 0.04651 | 198 | 132 | 48 | 18 |
480 | Unfortunately schtick doesn’t come standard anymore. | 1.4242 | 0.04539 | 198 | 130 | 52 | 16 |
481 | Looks like the issue is a square peg in a clown hole. | 1.4242 | 0.04595 | 198 | 131 | 50 | 17 |
482 | Looks like the front left one is out of alignment | 1.4242 | 0.04539 | 198 | 130 | 52 | 16 |
483 | I replaced your tires but I found something funny under the hood. | 1.4242 | 0.04595 | 198 | 131 | 50 | 17 |
484 | Who the hell is this clown? | 1.4242 | 0.04705 | 198 | 133 | 46 | 19 |
485 | I`'ll put a nose, wig, and some make-up on him and you'll be good to go. | 1.4242 | 0.04651 | 198 | 132 | 48 | 18 |
486 | Which bozo installed your engine? | 1.4242 | 0.04539 | 198 | 130 | 52 | 16 |
487 | I put in the spare, but it’s gonna run funny for a while. | 1.4242 | 0.04595 | 198 | 131 | 50 | 17 |
488 | It's a Clown Victoria. | 1.4242 | 0.04539 | 198 | 130 | 52 | 16 |
489 | I think I found what’s not making a funny noise. | 1.4242 | 0.04482 | 198 | 129 | 54 | 15 |
490 | No rubber nose, no big shoes, no service. | 1.4238 | 0.04560 | 210 | 141 | 49 | 20 |
491 | The problem appears to be cosmetic. | 1.4236 | 0.04674 | 203 | 137 | 46 | 20 |
492 | A regular greasepaint change will take care of those three, but the fourth one's gonna need a complete rebuild. | 1.4236 | 0.04349 | 203 | 131 | 58 | 14 |
493 | I'll try to fit you in first thing tomorrow. | 1.4236 | 0.04621 | 203 | 136 | 48 | 19 |
494 | Well, right there's your problem – you're not using genuine Clown™ auto parts. | 1.4236 | 0.04777 | 203 | 139 | 42 | 22 |
495 | I could throw a wig on him, but if you're back here in six months you won't be amused. | 1.4236 | 0.04405 | 203 | 132 | 56 | 15 |
496 | That's your problem right there: middle management. | 1.4236 | 0.04349 | 203 | 131 | 58 | 14 |
497 | No, no, he works in the White House. Different kind of clown. | 1.4229 | 0.04811 | 201 | 138 | 41 | 22 |
498 | We were on our way to the MAGA rally | 1.4229 | 0.04654 | 201 | 135 | 47 | 19 |
499 | I’ve never seen an engine with this many dipsticks. | 1.4229 | 0.04759 | 201 | 137 | 43 | 21 |
500 | Well here's your problem, you've got a business man in your car. | 1.4229 | 0.04811 | 201 | 138 | 41 | 22 |
501 | Looks like your down to three sillyinders. | 1.4229 | 0.04545 | 201 | 133 | 51 | 17 |
502 | You’re alternator is clogged with balloon animals, your radiator had a melted cream pie stuck to it and where your carburetor should be, there’s Carl. | 1.4229 | 0.04707 | 201 | 136 | 45 | 20 |
503 | Secretary Esper, the President is looking for you. | 1.4229 | 0.04759 | 201 | 137 | 43 | 21 |
504 | Running away to join the circus again, eh Carl? | 1.4229 | 0.04654 | 201 | 135 | 47 | 19 |
505 | I'm trying to teach them to juggle, but they have no motor skills. | 1.4223 | 0.04467 | 206 | 136 | 53 | 17 |
506 | That sound you heard is Glenn. He's a distributor, but not your distributor. | 1.4223 | 0.04572 | 206 | 138 | 49 | 19 |
507 | And the most absurd thing is that there are no horns. | 1.4223 | 0.04824 | 206 | 143 | 39 | 24 |
508 | Well, I can see why it was making a funny sound. | 1.4223 | 0.04413 | 206 | 135 | 55 | 16 |
509 | It can be fixed, but I assure you the price will be no laughing matter. | 1.4223 | 0.04724 | 206 | 141 | 43 | 22 |
510 | Most people store the spare in the trunk. | 1.4221 | 0.04521 | 199 | 131 | 52 | 16 |
511 | Here's your problem. Looks like your last mechanic replaced one of your clowns with a Republican. It's a common mistake... they're mostly interchangeable. | 1.4221 | 0.04687 | 199 | 134 | 46 | 19 |
512 | Number four needs a wig, new lips, and a nose job. | 1.4221 | 0.04465 | 199 | 130 | 54 | 15 |
513 | Unfortunately, yes, it appears to be serious. | 1.4221 | 0.04350 | 199 | 128 | 58 | 13 |
514 | You've got a serious one here | 1.4221 | 0.04521 | 199 | 131 | 52 | 16 |
515 | This looks like a serious problem. | 1.4216 | 0.04497 | 204 | 135 | 52 | 17 |
516 | It's a serious problem. | 1.4216 | 0.04333 | 204 | 132 | 58 | 14 |
517 | Who was the clown that did this last tuneup? | 1.4216 | 0.04497 | 204 | 135 | 52 | 17 |
518 | This one has lost his spark. | 1.4211 | 0.04610 | 190 | 125 | 50 | 15 |
519 | You can run it on three clowns, but the fourth one will eventually need to be replaced. | 1.4192 | 0.04701 | 198 | 134 | 45 | 19 |
520 | Looks like something funny is going on under the hood | 1.4180 | 0.04862 | 189 | 129 | 41 | 19 |
521 | Of course it runs on laughing gas | 1.4180 | 0.04563 | 189 | 124 | 51 | 14 |
522 | Heading off to the Republican National Convention folks? | 1.4180 | 0.05032 | 189 | 132 | 35 | 22 |
523 | I see the problem now. It seems you have developed an accountant. | 1.4180 | 0.04624 | 189 | 125 | 49 | 15 |
524 | This is why you're check make-up light came on. | 1.4180 | 0.04803 | 189 | 128 | 43 | 18 |
525 | Call Sondheim and let him know not to bother, they're here! | 1.4180 | 0.04685 | 189 | 126 | 47 | 16 |
526 | He did say something sounded funny. | 1.4180 | 0.04803 | 189 | 128 | 43 | 18 |
527 | Looks like your temp worker has some big shoes to fill. | 1.4180 | 0.04624 | 189 | 125 | 49 | 15 |
528 | I see why it wasn't making a funny sound. | 1.4180 | 0.04624 | 189 | 125 | 49 | 15 |
529 | Your fourth cylinder has developed a nasty accountant. You’ll have to leave the car for an audit. | 1.4180 | 0.04563 | 189 | 124 | 51 | 14 |
530 | Trump, if they want to leave your cabinet, you have to let them go. | 1.4179 | 0.04430 | 201 | 132 | 54 | 15 |
531 | I ordered a Town Car. | 1.4175 | 0.05147 | 194 | 139 | 29 | 26 |
532 | The diagnostic says it's a broken slapstick. | 1.4175 | 0.04825 | 194 | 133 | 41 | 20 |
533 | I see you had to replace a part. | 1.4167 | 0.04451 | 192 | 125 | 54 | 13 |
534 | He doesn't void my warranty, does he? | 1.4167 | 0.04512 | 192 | 126 | 52 | 14 |
535 | Honestly,this isn't even the weirdest thing I've seen today. | 1.4167 | 0.04690 | 192 | 129 | 46 | 17 |
536 | Just like I thought. Something funny's going on under the hood. | 1.4167 | 0.04748 | 192 | 130 | 44 | 18 |
537 | I warned you about using that cheap laughing gas. | 1.4167 | 0.04805 | 192 | 131 | 42 | 19 |
538 | The problem is that your fourth cylinder is a square. | 1.4167 | 0.04805 | 192 | 131 | 42 | 19 |
539 | Gee sorry but use of non-factory authorized clowns voids your warrantee. | 1.4167 | 0.04451 | 192 | 125 | 54 | 13 |
540 | It'll take a week to get the parts, or I can just do his makeup for you. | 1.4167 | 0.04572 | 192 | 127 | 50 | 15 |
541 | Well,the problem is quite clear: someone installed an unauthorized part. | 1.4167 | 0.04972 | 192 | 134 | 36 | 22 |
542 | The problem is either a spark plug or the accountant. | 1.4167 | 0.04917 | 192 | 133 | 38 | 21 |
543 | There's the problem -- one of your pistons is square! | 1.4167 | 0.04748 | 192 | 130 | 44 | 18 |
544 | Looks like another of your clowns got appointed to the Cabinet. | 1.4167 | 0.04572 | 192 | 127 | 50 | 15 |
545 | Well, here's your problem, Mr. Chucko. You've got Bill Barr in here with the other clowns. That's why it keeps pulling right. | 1.4167 | 0.04805 | 192 | 131 | 42 | 19 |
546 | Are you kidding me? | 1.4158 | 0.04665 | 190 | 127 | 47 | 16 |
547 | Looks like there’s some funny business going on under the hood. | 1.4158 | 0.04544 | 190 | 127 | 48 | 15 |
548 | I said TOWN car. | 1.4158 | 0.04955 | 190 | 132 | 37 | 21 |
549 | Ironically, the accountant will cost you extra. | 1.4158 | 0.04292 | 190 | 123 | 56 | 11 |
550 | It’s all knock knock jokes since they banned leaded. | 1.4158 | 0.04724 | 190 | 128 | 45 | 17 |
551 | It looks like you've got a serious problem. | 1.4158 | 0.04783 | 190 | 129 | 43 | 18 |
552 | I'd say the crank is your problem. | 1.4158 | 0.04605 | 190 | 126 | 49 | 15 |
553 | See, here's the problem. This straight man is throwing off your timing. | 1.4158 | 0.05011 | 190 | 133 | 35 | 22 |
554 | Looks like the trouble is you got yourself a straight man. | 1.4158 | 0.04724 | 190 | 128 | 45 | 17 |
555 | Looks like a shtick shift. | 1.4158 | 0.04724 | 190 | 128 | 45 | 17 |
556 | Your clown car has a serious problem. | 1.4140 | 0.04734 | 186 | 125 | 45 | 16 |
557 | Looks to be a timing problem. You hear the way it’s knock-knocking? | 1.4121 | 0.04743 | 182 | 122 | 45 | 15 |
558 | So this is where they are hiding Dr. Fauci! | 1.4121 | 0.04806 | 182 | 123 | 43 | 16 |
559 | I thought you said this was "all-electric" not "all-elected | 1.4121 | 0.04931 | 182 | 125 | 39 | 18 |
560 | I said a Town Car, not a clown car... | 1.4121 | 0.04678 | 182 | 121 | 47 | 14 |
561 | I think I see why it's not running funny. | 1.4121 | 0.04342 | 182 | 116 | 57 | 9 |
562 | Here’s the problem, your nerd to clown ratio is off. | 1.4121 | 0.04743 | 182 | 122 | 45 | 15 |
563 | I hate to say but your engine is a joke. | 1.4121 | 0.04743 | 182 | 122 | 45 | 15 |
564 | I haven’t seen this many clowns since the last Trump rally. | 1.4118 | 0.05343 | 187 | 137 | 23 | 27 |
565 | I should’ve known the new guy would be a problem. | 1.4118 | 0.04590 | 187 | 124 | 49 | 14 |
566 | Well, that should do it, folks. Have fun at the Trump rally! | 1.4118 | 0.05067 | 187 | 132 | 33 | 22 |
567 | No wonder you're having performance issues. | 1.4118 | 0.04590 | 187 | 124 | 49 | 14 |
568 | No wonder your timing is off. | 1.4118 | 0.04590 | 187 | 124 | 49 | 14 |
569 | Whaddya mean it sounds funny? Funny how? | 1.4118 | 0.04894 | 187 | 129 | 39 | 19 |
570 | Ah, there's something funny under the hood. | 1.4118 | 0.04399 | 187 | 121 | 55 | 11 |
571 | So, it runs funny? | 1.4118 | 0.04590 | 187 | 124 | 49 | 14 |
572 | It breaks my heart to see this--you never put a nerd in a clown car. | 1.4118 | 0.04527 | 187 | 123 | 51 | 13 |
573 | It’s a hybrid! | 1.4118 | 0.04653 | 187 | 125 | 47 | 15 |
574 | Sorry fellas, it looks like you're going to be late to the Republican National Convention. | 1.4108 | 0.05049 | 185 | 130 | 34 | 21 |
575 | You were right. Timing's off. | 1.4108 | 0.04687 | 185 | 124 | 46 | 15 |
576 | I suppose you think this is funny. | 1.4108 | 0.04687 | 185 | 124 | 46 | 15 |
577 | You’ve got boys in the hood. | 1.4108 | 0.04931 | 185 | 128 | 38 | 19 |
578 | You got a problem with your “Check Engineer” light. | 1.4108 | 0.04931 | 185 | 128 | 38 | 19 |
579 | Looks like its timing is off. | 1.4108 | 0.04624 | 185 | 123 | 48 | 14 |
580 | I have a mime that might work. | 1.4108 | 0.04871 | 185 | 127 | 40 | 18 |
581 | That’s not 6ft now is it? | 1.4098 | 0.04785 | 183 | 124 | 43 | 16 |
582 | Ah, here it is! I usually find the spare Jack in the trunk. | 1.4098 | 0.04847 | 183 | 125 | 41 | 17 |
583 | I found the source of that dull noise. | 1.4098 | 0.04722 | 183 | 123 | 45 | 15 |
584 | Your engine problem is getting serious. | 1.4098 | 0.04658 | 183 | 122 | 47 | 14 |
585 | I think you have something serious in your engine | 1.4098 | 0.04909 | 183 | 126 | 39 | 18 |
586 | Sorry to keep you waiting, it's been a circus around here today. | 1.4098 | 0.04847 | 183 | 125 | 41 | 17 |
587 | There’s one under every hood. | 1.4098 | 0.04722 | 183 | 123 | 45 | 15 |
588 | What kind of clown serviced this car last time?! | 1.4088 | 0.04627 | 181 | 120 | 48 | 13 |
589 | How many smiles you got on that car? | 1.4088 | 0.04560 | 181 | 119 | 50 | 12 |
590 | You’ve got a drip in your engine block. | 1.4088 | 0.04210 | 181 | 114 | 60 | 7 |
591 | Yup, just running low on humor. | 1.4088 | 0.04758 | 181 | 122 | 44 | 15 |
592 | It’s a Tesla. | 1.4088 | 0.04758 | 181 | 122 | 44 | 15 |
593 | Thought so -- bad fool injector. | 1.4088 | 0.04693 | 181 | 121 | 46 | 14 |
594 | He comes in handy on the straightaways. | 1.4088 | 0.04885 | 181 | 124 | 40 | 17 |
595 | Looks like something serious | 1.4086 | 0.04667 | 186 | 125 | 46 | 15 |
596 | Which one of you clowns ain't moving your legs? | 1.4080 | 0.04683 | 174 | 115 | 47 | 12 |
597 | I knew something funny was going on under the hood | 1.4046 | 0.04247 | 173 | 109 | 58 | 6 |
598 | Well here’s your problem. Somebody put in a pencilhead instead of a chucklehead. | 1.4046 | 0.04839 | 173 | 117 | 42 | 14 |
599 | He said he was the funny guy at his old job | 1.4045 | 0.04676 | 178 | 119 | 46 | 13 |
600 | Something doesn't look funny | 1.4045 | 0.04396 | 178 | 115 | 54 | 9 |
601 | It could be the governor. | 1.4045 | 0.04809 | 178 | 121 | 42 | 15 |
602 | There's your problem, it's the regulator. | 1.4045 | 0.04875 | 178 | 122 | 40 | 16 |
603 | I though the check engine light was just for a bad sensor humor. | 1.4045 | 0.05004 | 178 | 124 | 36 | 18 |
604 | It seems to choke on one gag line. | 1.4045 | 0.04743 | 178 | 120 | 44 | 14 |
605 | You said the car was making a not funny noise? | 1.4045 | 0.04607 | 178 | 118 | 48 | 12 |
606 | I figured out why your timing’s off. | 1.4045 | 0.04743 | 178 | 120 | 44 | 14 |
607 | Looks like you have a wise guy. | 1.4045 | 0.05004 | 178 | 124 | 36 | 18 |
608 | This is gonna cost - you’ve got a problem with your fool line. | 1.4033 | 0.04621 | 181 | 121 | 47 | 13 |
609 | Turns out that funny noise is more serious than I thought | 1.4023 | 0.04605 | 174 | 115 | 48 | 11 |
610 | How many Trump kids does it take to start a car? | 1.4023 | 0.05150 | 174 | 123 | 32 | 19 |
611 | I thought you told me all the parts were original? | 1.4023 | 0.04605 | 174 | 115 | 48 | 11 |
612 | I’ll admit he doesn’t look funny, but he makes great balloon animals. | 1.4023 | 0.04817 | 174 | 118 | 42 | 14 |
613 | Tell Sondheim it'll be ready next year. | 1.4023 | 0.04953 | 174 | 120 | 38 | 16 |
614 | If I were you, I’d return it to the Make Automobiles Great Again dealership where you bought it." | 1.4023 | 0.05085 | 174 | 122 | 34 | 18 |
615 | Clowns to the left of me. Jokers to the right,here I am. | 1.4023 | 0.04885 | 174 | 119 | 40 | 15 |
616 | Throw a couple of pies at it. That should fix it. | 1.4023 | 0.04747 | 174 | 117 | 44 | 13 |
617 | Can you pass me the inflatable hammer? | 1.4023 | 0.05019 | 174 | 121 | 36 | 17 |
618 | You're right,Sir. It is Mitt Romney & the other Republican senators. | 1.4023 | 0.05214 | 174 | 124 | 30 | 20 |
619 | If they were mimes, you wouldn’t have a muffler problem.” | 1.4023 | 0.05085 | 174 | 122 | 34 | 18 |
620 | Now THAT'S scary. You've got a politician rattling around in there. | 1.4023 | 0.05085 | 174 | 122 | 34 | 18 |
621 | I'm afraid you have a Jared. | 1.4023 | 0.04605 | 174 | 115 | 48 | 11 |
622 | Get out of the car Jake. Stop clowning around | 1.4023 | 0.05085 | 174 | 122 | 34 | 18 |
623 | Everything up here checks out. Pop the trunk so I can take a look at the dancing bears. | 1.4023 | 0.04383 | 174 | 116 | 48 | 10 |
624 | Bob give up the dream, you’re a numbers man. | 1.4022 | 0.04917 | 179 | 124 | 38 | 17 |
625 | This will be expensive—it’s an identity crisis | 1.4012 | 0.05127 | 172 | 121 | 33 | 18 |
626 | That's what happens when you don't use factory parts. | 1.4011 | 0.04551 | 177 | 117 | 49 | 11 |
627 | Right there, that's the reason your engine isn't acting funny | 1.4000 | 0.04429 | 180 | 118 | 52 | 10 |
628 | Sounds weird, but one more clown and you’re ready to run America. | 1.4000 | 0.05020 | 180 | 127 | 34 | 19 |
629 | Yup, that's the reason this model is on recall. | 1.4000 | 0.04498 | 180 | 119 | 50 | 11 |
630 | I see that you missed last year's clown recall. | 1.4000 | 0.04567 | 180 | 120 | 48 | 12 |
631 | See there’s your problem, one of your cylinders keeps firing the others | 1.4000 | 0.05020 | 180 | 127 | 34 | 19 |
632 | I found the source of your unfunny noise. | 1.4000 | 0.04567 | 180 | 120 | 48 | 12 |
633 | Well, I guess you could swap this dork for a bozo. | 1.4000 | 0.04656 | 175 | 117 | 46 | 12 |
634 | I didn’t realize it was that serious | 1.4000 | 0.04924 | 165 | 112 | 40 | 13 |
635 | It's not making a funny sound? | 1.4000 | 0.04701 | 180 | 122 | 44 | 14 |
636 | All she needs is a new rubber nose and a wig and she'll be as good as new. | 1.4000 | 0.04831 | 180 | 124 | 40 | 16 |
637 | I think I found that "unfunny" noise coming from under your hood. | 1.4000 | 0.04766 | 180 | 123 | 42 | 15 |
638 | You bozos got a serious problem here... | 1.4000 | 0.04567 | 180 | 120 | 48 | 12 |
639 | It’s gonna be about $2500. That’s labor, makeup, and wig . | 1.3966 | 0.04715 | 179 | 122 | 43 | 14 |
640 | The protests forced us to change the way we secretly transport Donald and his cabinet! | 1.3966 | 0.04911 | 179 | 125 | 37 | 17 |
641 | We lost a clown in Yuma so we had to go with a door-to-door salesman. | 1.3966 | 0.04781 | 179 | 123 | 41 | 15 |
642 | How did you get a square to join your circle? | 1.3966 | 0.05037 | 179 | 127 | 33 | 19 |
643 | This is why your timing's off. | 1.3966 | 0.04648 | 179 | 121 | 45 | 13 |
644 | I think I found the funny noise in your engine... | 1.3966 | 0.04580 | 179 | 120 | 47 | 12 |
645 | We've been seeing some issues with the European replacement parts. | 1.3966 | 0.04715 | 179 | 122 | 43 | 14 |
646 | Donald says he is not getting in unless he can sit next to Kellyann. | 1.3963 | 0.05162 | 164 | 115 | 33 | 16 |
647 | Harold's dream of running off and joining the circus was thwarted again... | 1.3963 | 0.04786 | 164 | 110 | 43 | 11 |
648 | No wonder. One of your plugs has no spark. | 1.3963 | 0.04786 | 164 | 110 | 43 | 11 |
649 | So it's still running a little unfunny? | 1.3963 | 0.04707 | 164 | 109 | 45 | 10 |
650 | Looks like you need a new circus breaker. | 1.3951 | 0.04904 | 162 | 110 | 40 | 12 |
651 | I thought you said a Crown Victoria. | 1.3951 | 0.04981 | 162 | 111 | 38 | 13 |
652 | There are a bunch of funny noises under there, but one of your problems looks pretty serious... | 1.3951 | 0.05058 | 162 | 112 | 36 | 14 |
653 | There’s the problem, you can’t run one of these things on three clowns and an accountant. | 1.3951 | 0.05207 | 162 | 114 | 32 | 16 |
654 | We’re low on parts, so I’ve put in a temp. | 1.3951 | 0.04745 | 162 | 108 | 44 | 10 |
655 | Looks like one of your cylinders has gone straight. | 1.3951 | 0.04981 | 162 | 111 | 38 | 13 |
656 | ah- there's the problem- you have a lawyer in the collision avoidance system | 1.3951 | 0.04981 | 162 | 111 | 38 | 13 |
657 | Looks like you're missing a sense of humor in your front right end. | 1.3941 | 0.05095 | 170 | 120 | 33 | 17 |
658 | Somebody's tie is caught in the fan belt | 1.3941 | 0.04886 | 170 | 117 | 39 | 14 |
659 | I see what the problem is, sir. You’re supposed to keep the Jack in the trunk. | 1.3939 | 0.04524 | 165 | 108 | 49 | 8 |
660 | Look, it's the Trump administration. | 1.3929 | 0.05207 | 168 | 120 | 30 | 18 |
661 | – You’re taking the cabinet on a road trip? | 1.3929 | 0.05342 | 168 | 122 | 26 | 20 |
662 | It may need a three ring job.. | 1.3929 | 0.04550 | 168 | 111 | 48 | 9 |
663 | How long has your car been driving funny? | 1.3929 | 0.04627 | 168 | 112 | 46 | 10 |
664 | There's your knocking right there. You got a loose accountant. | 1.3929 | 0.04926 | 168 | 116 | 38 | 14 |
665 | I’d guess that your timing is off. | 1.3929 | 0.04704 | 168 | 113 | 44 | 11 |
666 | Mr Sondheim will not be pleased! | 1.3929 | 0.04926 | 168 | 116 | 38 | 14 |
667 | Here’s your problem - and it looks serious. | 1.3929 | 0.04550 | 168 | 113 | 45 | 10 |
668 | There's your problem - bad comedic timing in the 4th cylinder | 1.3929 | 0.04779 | 168 | 114 | 42 | 12 |
669 | Seems like one of your clowns has lost his spark. | 1.3929 | 0.04627 | 168 | 112 | 46 | 10 |
670 | And when did it stop making the funny noises? | 1.3929 | 0.04853 | 168 | 115 | 40 | 13 |
671 | I didn't have any Bozos left in stock, but this generic Dave should work just as well. | 1.3929 | 0.04704 | 168 | 113 | 44 | 11 |
672 | The funny sound went away when I put in Terry from Accounting. | 1.3929 | 0.05138 | 168 | 119 | 32 | 17 |
673 | Yes, you did say there was something funny going on under the hood. | 1.3929 | 0.05138 | 168 | 119 | 32 | 17 |
674 | Does this look like a joke to you? | 1.3929 | 0.04926 | 168 | 116 | 38 | 14 |
675 | You're gonna need a new gear shtick. | 1.3929 | 0.04704 | 168 | 113 | 44 | 11 |
676 | Your slap has been disconnected from your stick. | 1.3929 | 0.04704 | 168 | 113 | 44 | 11 |
677 | You told me you were going to use genuine factory parts | 1.3929 | 0.04853 | 168 | 115 | 40 | 13 |
678 | Clowns are out of stock but we found you a spare accountant. | 1.3929 | 0.04926 | 168 | 116 | 38 | 14 |
679 | There’s your problem right there. Your accountant needs to be replaced. | 1.3929 | 0.04926 | 168 | 116 | 38 | 14 |
680 | Running late for Cabinet meeting. | 1.3929 | 0.04998 | 168 | 117 | 36 | 15 |
681 | It’s the Donald and his Cabinet! | 1.3929 | 0.05275 | 168 | 121 | 28 | 19 |
682 | I'm the one who goes, "Vroom, vroom!" | 1.3929 | 0.04926 | 168 | 116 | 38 | 14 |
683 | You got a bad dipstick. Better replace it with slapstick. | 1.3929 | 0.04853 | 168 | 115 | 40 | 13 |
684 | One of your nuts is stiff. | 1.3929 | 0.05342 | 168 | 122 | 26 | 20 |
685 | Well, I've found your problem. You have no engine. | 1.3929 | 0.05138 | 168 | 119 | 32 | 17 |
686 | I think we found where the honking was coming from. | 1.3929 | 0.04853 | 168 | 115 | 40 | 13 |
687 | Can you remove the governor? | 1.3929 | 0.05068 | 168 | 118 | 34 | 16 |
688 | No, replacing a red nose with glasses, and a wig with a tie will not turn a clown car into a smart car. | 1.3929 | 0.04926 | 168 | 116 | 38 | 14 |
689 | Ah, I see the problem here. Someone has replaced your coolant with an accountant. | 1.3929 | 0.04926 | 168 | 116 | 38 | 14 |
690 | This should help you drive more conservatively. | 1.3929 | 0.04853 | 168 | 115 | 40 | 13 |
691 | Jason, get out. | 1.3920 | 0.04766 | 176 | 121 | 41 | 14 |
692 | Meet Bill, our new diversity hire. | 1.3918 | 0.05071 | 171 | 121 | 33 | 17 |
693 | That’s Larry, our IT guy. He was teaching us how to Zoom. | 1.3918 | 0.04792 | 171 | 117 | 41 | 13 |
694 | You’ve got a serious problem in the front end. | 1.3918 | 0.04646 | 171 | 115 | 45 | 11 |
695 | It all sounds funny to me, but you've got a serious problem up here at the front. | 1.3918 | 0.04646 | 171 | 115 | 45 | 11 |
696 | Oh! What lame brain left a random Jack in here? | 1.3918 | 0.05003 | 171 | 120 | 35 | 16 |
697 | It’s the office clown that’s slowing you down. | 1.3918 | 0.04719 | 171 | 116 | 43 | 12 |
698 | Little hair dye and a red nose you’ll be hitting on all four. | 1.3918 | 0.04646 | 171 | 115 | 45 | 11 |
699 | Ah, well there’s your problem. No engine. | 1.3918 | 0.04863 | 171 | 118 | 39 | 14 |
700 | Clearly you've got a timing problem. | 1.3918 | 0.04571 | 171 | 114 | 47 | 10 |
701 | He does observational comedy. It’s more for the parents. | 1.3918 | 0.04495 | 171 | 113 | 49 | 9 |
702 | Oh, an engineer... | 1.3918 | 0.05003 | 171 | 120 | 35 | 16 |
703 | Well, here's yer problem — you've got a Republican under the hood. | 1.3918 | 0.05071 | 171 | 121 | 33 | 17 |
704 | Cabinet meeting? | 1.3918 | 0.05071 | 171 | 121 | 33 | 17 |
705 | Well, there's your problem. You're using the wrong fool. | 1.3916 | 0.05111 | 166 | 117 | 33 | 16 |
706 | I suppose you're also going to tell me there's a tiger in the tank? | 1.3916 | 0.04892 | 166 | 114 | 39 | 13 |
707 | Yes, you'll definitely get better smileage without him. | 1.3916 | 0.04892 | 166 | 114 | 39 | 13 |
708 | Well, at least we know what's NOT making the funny noise. | 1.3916 | 0.04584 | 166 | 110 | 47 | 9 |
709 | What! Is this your idea of a joke? | 1.3916 | 0.04892 | 166 | 114 | 39 | 13 |
710 | well, for starters one of them looks out of place | 1.3916 | 0.04740 | 166 | 112 | 43 | 11 |
711 | What do you think Joe, can we remove the governor? | 1.3905 | 0.04830 | 169 | 116 | 40 | 13 |
712 | I knew my car sounded funny. | 1.3896 | 0.04726 | 154 | 102 | 44 | 8 |
713 | Eric! Out! | 1.3895 | 0.04625 | 172 | 116 | 45 | 11 |
714 | So that's why it was making funny noises. | 1.3882 | 0.04660 | 170 | 115 | 44 | 11 |
715 | You're right. It does sound a little unfunny. | 1.3882 | 0.04660 | 170 | 115 | 44 | 11 |
716 | This is no laughing matter. An accountant extraction is one of our priciest jobs. | 1.3882 | 0.05019 | 170 | 120 | 34 | 16 |
717 | There's the problem sir, your only running on 3 clowns. | 1.3882 | 0.04734 | 170 | 116 | 42 | 12 |
718 | What kind of smileage do you get on this? | 1.3882 | 0.05019 | 170 | 120 | 34 | 16 |
719 | Of course it's not working, it's filled with members of Congress. | 1.3882 | 0.05019 | 170 | 120 | 34 | 16 |
720 | You’re supposed to rotate them every 10,000 miles. | 1.3882 | 0.05019 | 170 | 120 | 34 | 16 |
721 | The good news is there is just one serious problem under the hood. | 1.3882 | 0.04734 | 170 | 116 | 42 | 12 |
722 | We’re starting to see this with the new hybrids. | 1.3882 | 0.04949 | 170 | 119 | 36 | 15 |
723 | I see the problem, The last place you had it fixed didn't use original clown parts. | 1.3882 | 0.04949 | 170 | 119 | 36 | 15 |
724 | Here's your problem. You're not clowning on all four cylinders. | 1.3882 | 0.04508 | 170 | 113 | 48 | 9 |
725 | Here’s your problem. Your lawyer’s gumming things up again. | 1.3869 | 0.04918 | 168 | 117 | 37 | 14 |
726 | So you said the Check Dwight light was on? | 1.3869 | 0.05061 | 168 | 119 | 33 | 16 |
727 | Well, I can slap a rainbow wig on him...that just might hold you over till you get where you need to be. | 1.3862 | 0.05196 | 145 | 100 | 34 | 11 |
728 | This could take awhile, he’s not clowning around” | 1.3861 | 0.05214 | 158 | 112 | 31 | 15 |
729 | So in your line of work that's a diversity hire? | 1.3856 | 0.05090 | 153 | 106 | 35 | 12 |
730 | Uh oh, this one's serious. | 1.3856 | 0.05337 | 153 | 109 | 29 | 15 |
731 | Who installed the lawyer? He’s throwing off their timing. | 1.3856 | 0.05174 | 153 | 107 | 33 | 13 |
732 | Well, there's your problem - your classic wardrobe malfunction. | 1.3856 | 0.04830 | 153 | 103 | 41 | 9 |
733 | I'm sorry sir, but this car pool is reserved for Senate Republicans. | 1.3856 | 0.05574 | 153 | 112 | 23 | 18 |
734 | How did he get in there with all you Republicans? | 1.3856 | 0.04830 | 153 | 103 | 41 | 9 |
735 | Couldn't you just use the bunker for a secret cabinet meeting? | 1.3856 | 0.05417 | 153 | 110 | 27 | 16 |
736 | Hate to break it to you pal, but you've got a serious problem. | 1.3856 | 0.05090 | 153 | 106 | 35 | 12 |
737 | You need cosmetic repairs. | 1.3856 | 0.05005 | 153 | 105 | 37 | 11 |
738 | Maybe, I can fix it, but there's more than one loose screw here. | 1.3856 | 0.05090 | 153 | 106 | 35 | 12 |
739 | Whose the clown in the front? | 1.3856 | 0.05005 | 153 | 105 | 37 | 11 |
740 | Well here's your problem, this guy's not even a clown! | 1.3856 | 0.05256 | 153 | 108 | 31 | 14 |
741 | Uh oh. That looks serious. | 1.3856 | 0.05005 | 153 | 105 | 37 | 11 |
742 | I told him these new hybrids are a joke. | 1.3856 | 0.05090 | 153 | 106 | 35 | 12 |
743 | Looks like one of your spark plugs is a dud. | 1.3856 | 0.05174 | 153 | 107 | 33 | 13 |
744 | There’s something funny going on with your engine | 1.3856 | 0.05090 | 153 | 106 | 35 | 12 |
745 | Three clowns and a White House official. Take it back, four clowns. | 1.3856 | 0.05496 | 153 | 111 | 25 | 17 |
746 | Frankly, ANY Bozo knows you can’t put a square plug in a clown hole. | 1.3856 | 0.05090 | 153 | 106 | 35 | 12 |
747 | There's your problem: you've got three bureaucrats and one clown. | 1.3856 | 0.05337 | 153 | 109 | 29 | 15 |
748 | The problem is with your new dipstick. | 1.3856 | 0.05174 | 153 | 107 | 33 | 13 |
749 | It’s running a little funny | 1.3856 | 0.05005 | 153 | 105 | 37 | 11 |
750 | One of these is not acting funny. | 1.3856 | 0.05256 | 153 | 108 | 31 | 14 |
751 | Bob, quit not clowning around. | 1.3856 | 0.05256 | 153 | 108 | 31 | 14 |
752 | In excellent used condition, straight from the President’s own private collection! | 1.3856 | 0.05417 | 153 | 110 | 27 | 16 |
753 | I see the timing problem | 1.3856 | 0.04262 | 153 | 97 | 53 | 3 |
754 | You’ll need to pick just one as your running mate. | 1.3856 | 0.05090 | 153 | 106 | 35 | 12 |
755 | Get out, Jeff. I heard him call dibs. | 1.3851 | 0.04989 | 161 | 112 | 36 | 13 |
756 | ‘It makes a funny noise’? Is this some kind of dumb joke? | 1.3846 | 0.05261 | 156 | 111 | 30 | 15 |
757 | I didn’t have the part you wanted, so I made do with one of the clowns from city hall. | 1.3846 | 0.05101 | 156 | 109 | 34 | 13 |
758 | Honestly, when you said it was making a funny noise, this is exactly what I pictured. | 1.3846 | 0.04852 | 156 | 106 | 40 | 10 |
759 | I found an electrical issue. It’s a faulty circus. | 1.3846 | 0.05101 | 156 | 109 | 34 | 13 |
760 | Just what I thought. You need to change your Earl. | 1.3846 | 0.05261 | 156 | 111 | 30 | 15 |
761 | Well, you've got three clowns and one politician; so what did you expect? | 1.3846 | 0.05101 | 156 | 109 | 34 | 13 |
762 | What seems to be the problem, Senators? | 1.3846 | 0.05182 | 156 | 110 | 32 | 14 |
763 | What clown put this guy in here? | 1.3846 | 0.05101 | 156 | 109 | 34 | 13 |
764 | The problem is your not laughing on all four cylinders. | 1.3846 | 0.05339 | 156 | 112 | 28 | 16 |
765 | Sorry, looks like we're out of circus breakers | 1.3846 | 0.04936 | 156 | 107 | 38 | 11 |
766 | No problem. It's just a bunch of clowns from 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. | 1.3846 | 0.05174 | 169 | 122 | 29 | 18 |
767 | Wow. You fit the whole Cabinet in there. | 1.3846 | 0.05020 | 156 | 108 | 36 | 12 |
768 | OH! This one looks serious. | 1.3846 | 0.04852 | 156 | 106 | 40 | 10 |
769 | They're just the boys in the hood! | 1.3846 | 0.04821 | 169 | 117 | 39 | 13 |
770 | There’s your problem: One of your clowns got a real job. | 1.3846 | 0.05020 | 156 | 108 | 36 | 12 |
771 | He was in the trunk as a spare. Do you have a clown that will fit? | 1.3846 | 0.04936 | 156 | 107 | 38 | 11 |
772 | I’m sorry, but the use of non-standard parts has voided your warranty. | 1.3846 | 0.04766 | 156 | 105 | 42 | 9 |
773 | It'll take about three weeks to get a replacement clown from the factory. | 1.3846 | 0.04936 | 156 | 107 | 38 | 11 |
774 | I should have known when you said there was something funny under your hood | 1.3841 | 0.04685 | 151 | 100 | 44 | 7 |
775 | You just can’t get these clowns to social distance | 1.3841 | 0.04960 | 151 | 103 | 38 | 10 |
776 | Well there’s your problem. An aftermarket part that doesn’t fit this model. | 1.3841 | 0.04960 | 151 | 103 | 38 | 10 |
777 | I thought the President’s top advisors were required to travel separately. | 1.3841 | 0.05135 | 151 | 105 | 34 | 12 |
778 | Looks like you’ve got a serious problem here. | 1.3841 | 0.05135 | 151 | 105 | 34 | 12 |
779 | Here’s your problem, this ones a White House staffer, totally different type of clown | 1.3836 | 0.05413 | 159 | 116 | 25 | 18 |
780 | ‘The mechanic said my engine was acting funny...’ | 1.3836 | 0.05187 | 159 | 113 | 31 | 15 |
781 | We’ll slap a little face paint and red nose on this one and have it running funny again in no time. | 1.3836 | 0.04952 | 159 | 110 | 37 | 12 |
782 | It keeps making knock knock jokes... | 1.3836 | 0.04532 | 159 | 105 | 47 | 7 |
783 | I’d say, yes, it is serious. | 1.3836 | 0.04704 | 159 | 107 | 43 | 9 |
784 | You say it's making an unfunny noise? | 1.3836 | 0.05263 | 159 | 114 | 29 | 16 |
785 | It's all about timing, and he doesn't have it. | 1.3836 | 0.04704 | 159 | 107 | 43 | 9 |
786 | I can see you've reached your diversity goals. | 1.3836 | 0.04704 | 159 | 107 | 43 | 9 |
787 | I am not a fan of these new hybrid models. | 1.3836 | 0.04704 | 159 | 107 | 43 | 9 |
788 | I think it’s a timing problem. | 1.3836 | 0.04704 | 159 | 107 | 43 | 9 |
789 | Yous guys want me or Bozo here to work on your car? | 1.3836 | 0.05031 | 159 | 111 | 35 | 13 |
790 | No wonder you’re not getting any laughs; you’re running on three clowns and a politician. | 1.3836 | 0.04952 | 159 | 110 | 37 | 12 |
791 | Yep, I can put a wig and some makeup on him, but he'll still be an accountant. | 1.3836 | 0.04952 | 159 | 110 | 37 | 12 |
792 | Aha, there’s the problem. Looks like another one of your clowns has gone rogue, Mr. Trump. | 1.3836 | 0.05263 | 159 | 114 | 29 | 16 |
793 | I think I know what's causing the un-funny noise. | 1.3836 | 0.04871 | 159 | 109 | 39 | 11 |
794 | Yeah, I hear it. Something doesn't sound funny. | 1.3836 | 0.05110 | 159 | 112 | 33 | 14 |
795 | Well, there's your problem with misfiring - your number three cylinder is an accountant. | 1.3836 | 0.05110 | 159 | 112 | 33 | 14 |
796 | You're right. The problem isn't funny. | 1.3836 | 0.04952 | 159 | 110 | 37 | 12 |
797 | Your problem isn't overt humor, it's hidden irony. | 1.3836 | 0.04952 | 159 | 110 | 37 | 12 |
798 | You gotta Fox viewer in here...... No wonder it's pulling to the right..... | 1.3831 | 0.04892 | 154 | 105 | 39 | 10 |
799 | I'm pretty sure you're being hoodwinked. | 1.3831 | 0.04892 | 154 | 105 | 39 | 10 |
800 | They are hand picked. Some of the administration's earlier appointees could not handle the ride. | 1.3826 | 0.04911 | 149 | 101 | 39 | 9 |
801 | I think I know what's NOT making that funny sound. | 1.3824 | 0.04576 | 170 | 115 | 45 | 10 |
802 | There's your problem..your right front clown is stripped. | 1.3822 | 0.05075 | 157 | 110 | 34 | 13 |
803 | Looks like you've got a clogged fool injector. | 1.3822 | 0.05154 | 157 | 111 | 32 | 14 |
804 | I'm sorry Senator, it seems the President needs your seat. | 1.3822 | 0.05387 | 157 | 114 | 26 | 17 |
805 | I see your problem - you've got a commuter clogging your injectors. | 1.3822 | 0.05233 | 157 | 112 | 30 | 15 |
806 | Bad news: you have a management consultant. | 1.3822 | 0.04993 | 157 | 109 | 36 | 12 |
807 | Don‘t look at me like that, the clowns in D.C. all wear this outfit. | 1.3822 | 0.04993 | 157 | 109 | 36 | 12 |
808 | Good thing you brought her in. That funny sound was getting serious. | 1.3822 | 0.04993 | 157 | 109 | 36 | 12 |
809 | I’m afraid it’s more serious than I expected. | 1.3822 | 0.04742 | 157 | 106 | 42 | 9 |
810 | Well, that explains the funny noise you’ve been hearing. | 1.3822 | 0.04827 | 157 | 107 | 40 | 10 |
811 | Bill, please get out of there. | 1.3822 | 0.05154 | 157 | 111 | 32 | 14 |
812 | We first noticed something was wrong when the horn went 'Honk' rather than 'Ay-ooo-ga!' | 1.3822 | 0.04911 | 157 | 108 | 38 | 11 |
813 | Well, there's your problem. It's your administration. | 1.3822 | 0.05310 | 157 | 113 | 28 | 16 |
814 | You got the wrong bozo . | 1.3822 | 0.04742 | 157 | 106 | 42 | 9 |
815 | These new hybrid engines are no laughing matter. | 1.3822 | 0.04993 | 157 | 109 | 36 | 12 |
816 | Yep, dad jokes will do that. | 1.3822 | 0.04911 | 157 | 108 | 38 | 11 |
817 | The office clown is not an authorized part. | 1.3822 | 0.05075 | 157 | 110 | 34 | 13 |
818 | You say it no longer makes that funny noise...Wait, I may see your problem. | 1.3822 | 0.04827 | 157 | 107 | 40 | 10 |
819 | You're really better off replacing all four or none at all | 1.3822 | 0.05075 | 157 | 110 | 34 | 13 |
820 | It's a slapstick shift. | 1.3822 | 0.04993 | 157 | 109 | 36 | 12 |
821 | Let’s get this show on the road! | 1.3822 | 0.04911 | 157 | 108 | 38 | 11 |
822 | I see one serious problem. | 1.3822 | 0.05154 | 157 | 111 | 32 | 14 |
823 | Pretty sure corporate clowns invalidate the warranty. | 1.3822 | 0.05075 | 157 | 110 | 34 | 13 |
824 | You should only use authorized clown car replacement parts. | 1.3822 | 0.04911 | 157 | 108 | 38 | 11 |
825 | Just some bigger shoes for the front left and you'll be up and running in no time. | 1.3813 | 0.05006 | 160 | 112 | 35 | 13 |
826 | It's his timing. | 1.3810 | 0.05317 | 147 | 104 | 30 | 13 |
827 | I see the problem here. You needed a replacement clown and got a bozo instead. | 1.3806 | 0.05200 | 155 | 110 | 31 | 14 |
828 | This may be why its not running funny | 1.3806 | 0.04867 | 155 | 106 | 39 | 10 |
829 | Finding intermittent laughter under the hood on these is done by process of elimination. First, we start by swapping out one clown with an accountant, then go from there. | 1.3806 | 0.05280 | 155 | 111 | 29 | 15 |
830 | Mr. President, wouldn't you rather meet with your Cabinet in the West Wing | 1.3806 | 0.05280 | 155 | 111 | 29 | 15 |
831 | Ok,which one of you described yourself as a "spark plug" on Linkedin? | 1.3806 | 0.05036 | 155 | 108 | 35 | 12 |
832 | Right here’s your problem. This ones obviously the wrong replacement part. | 1.3806 | 0.04510 | 155 | 102 | 47 | 6 |
833 | Here's your problem, you've got a clogged fool system. | 1.3806 | 0.05036 | 155 | 108 | 35 | 12 |
834 | You need to change clowns every 3,000 miles. | 1.3806 | 0.04867 | 155 | 106 | 39 | 10 |
835 | The problem is your son doesn't want to be a clown. | 1.3800 | 0.05065 | 150 | 104 | 35 | 11 |
836 | Well, we found your problem Mr. President. | 1.3797 | 0.05282 | 158 | 114 | 28 | 16 |
837 | Every 10,000 miles or so you’re supposed to reapply your makeup. | 1.3797 | 0.04454 | 158 | 111 | 38 | 9 |
838 | I was unaware that clowns are exempt from social distancing regulations... | 1.3797 | 0.05127 | 158 | 112 | 32 | 14 |
839 | I didn’t know they moved the Republican Convention from Tulsa to this car | 1.3791 | 0.05487 | 153 | 112 | 24 | 17 |
840 | Yes technically a Whitehouse staffer is a clown but I have to remove it to make the car run . | 1.3791 | 0.05246 | 153 | 109 | 30 | 14 |
841 | Yeah, well, put a Bill Barr in here and of course your timing is going to be off. | 1.3791 | 0.05164 | 153 | 108 | 32 | 13 |
842 | Turns out all the engine knocking was in fact Bob's cry for help. | 1.3789 | 0.04902 | 161 | 112 | 37 | 12 |
843 | If you've had your car in storage for any length of time, it's important to check that mice, squirrels, or dismissed presidential aides haven't made a nest under your hood. | 1.3784 | 0.05542 | 148 | 108 | 24 | 16 |
844 | There is something not funny under your hood. | 1.3782 | 0.05010 | 156 | 109 | 35 | 12 |
845 | He just isn’t fitting in | 1.3782 | 0.04842 | 156 | 107 | 39 | 10 |
846 | Yeah, that's a serious problem you've got there. | 1.3782 | 0.04842 | 156 | 107 | 39 | 10 |
847 | Yeah, it's a funny sound -- but it could be funnier. | 1.3782 | 0.05010 | 156 | 109 | 35 | 12 |
848 | Not sure about the engine, but all 23 of the horns definitely work. | 1.3782 | 0.05092 | 156 | 110 | 33 | 13 |
849 | Well here's your problem. You got you a Mister Fancy Pants here. | 1.3782 | 0.05010 | 156 | 109 | 35 | 12 |
850 | I can see the problem. One of your jesters is malfunctioning. | 1.3782 | 0.05092 | 156 | 110 | 33 | 13 |
851 | PLEASE tell me the engine’s in the back. | 1.3782 | 0.04927 | 156 | 108 | 37 | 11 |
852 | I found out what was making that funny noise | 1.3782 | 0.04668 | 156 | 105 | 43 | 8 |
853 | I can see why your timing is off. | 1.3782 | 0.05252 | 156 | 112 | 29 | 15 |
854 | Sorry... we can't fix hybrids. | 1.3782 | 0.05010 | 156 | 109 | 35 | 12 |
855 | See, you can't have a German part in a Ringling engine. | 1.3782 | 0.05092 | 156 | 110 | 33 | 13 |
856 | I see the problem. There's more corn in the engine than in the gasoline. | 1.3782 | 0.04927 | 156 | 108 | 37 | 11 |
857 | Once one clown breaks down, it's only a matter of time before the rest need to be replaced too. | 1.3782 | 0.04578 | 156 | 104 | 45 | 7 |
858 | We'll slap some paint on him and you'll be good to go. | 1.3782 | 0.04927 | 156 | 108 | 37 | 11 |
859 | You there, with the tie, this car is for Republicans only. | 1.3782 | 0.05330 | 156 | 113 | 27 | 16 |
860 | Aha! Looks like someone stuck an accountant in there, now those funny noises add up. | 1.3782 | 0.04927 | 156 | 108 | 37 | 11 |
861 | Class clowns don't count, get out. | 1.3766 | 0.04705 | 154 | 104 | 42 | 8 |
862 | This really affects your smileage. | 1.3760 | 0.05408 | 125 | 86 | 31 | 8 |
863 | Looks like there's no spark on number four. | 1.3741 | 0.04942 | 147 | 101 | 37 | 9 |
864 | There’s a problem with you fool-injection system. | 1.3741 | 0.04942 | 147 | 101 | 37 | 9 |
865 | Looks like you've got a worn-out gag. | 1.3741 | 0.04942 | 147 | 101 | 37 | 9 |
866 | Introducing the new Ford Quarantine. | 1.3733 | 0.04874 | 150 | 103 | 38 | 9 |
867 | Looks like there’s one nut out of place | 1.3733 | 0.05054 | 150 | 105 | 34 | 11 |
868 | It’s only running on three clowns | 1.3733 | 0.04965 | 150 | 104 | 36 | 10 |
869 | I see the problem; one of your sillyanders is not working. | 1.3733 | 0.05313 | 150 | 108 | 28 | 14 |
870 | I see the problem... and it's pretty serious. | 1.3733 | 0.04781 | 150 | 102 | 40 | 8 |
871 | Not my car. Not my clowns. | 1.3733 | 0.05228 | 150 | 107 | 30 | 13 |
872 | That guy is the office clown. | 1.3733 | 0.05228 | 150 | 107 | 30 | 13 |
873 | Looks like you have a serious problem under the hood. | 1.3733 | 0.04687 | 150 | 101 | 42 | 7 |
874 | This explains the balloon animals in the exhaust. | 1.3733 | 0.05142 | 150 | 106 | 32 | 12 |
875 | I know he thinks he’s funny, but he’s just slowing you down.” | 1.3733 | 0.04965 | 150 | 104 | 36 | 10 |
876 | Here's your problem. "It looks serious." | 1.3733 | 0.04781 | 150 | 102 | 40 | 8 |
877 | I see the issue here, there is a tight wad blocking the flow of your catalytic clown converter | 1.3733 | 0.05397 | 150 | 109 | 26 | 15 |
878 | Looks like one of your cylinders isn’t acting funny. | 1.3733 | 0.05313 | 150 | 108 | 28 | 14 |
879 | Using a refurbished clown really impacts performance. | 1.3733 | 0.05054 | 150 | 105 | 34 | 11 |
880 | You can’t use just any old clown. | 1.3733 | 0.04874 | 150 | 103 | 38 | 9 |
881 | Who's the clown in a tie? | 1.3730 | 0.05253 | 126 | 86 | 33 | 7 |
882 | There's your problem. You've got a cranky bean-counter where your dip-shtick should be. | 1.3725 | 0.04984 | 153 | 107 | 35 | 11 |
883 | Sorry sir, that’s not your Uber ride, it’s his. | 1.3716 | 0.05008 | 148 | 103 | 35 | 10 |
884 | The warranty does not cover after market clowns. | 1.3716 | 0.05188 | 148 | 105 | 31 | 12 |
885 | Sir, can you please step out of the vehicle? | 1.3716 | 0.05099 | 148 | 104 | 33 | 11 |
886 | He’s not joking, part of your engine has a serious problem. | 1.3716 | 0.05447 | 148 | 108 | 25 | 15 |
887 | When Joe saw the lawyer, he knew his days of ripping off the clowns were over. | 1.3716 | 0.05099 | 148 | 104 | 33 | 11 |
888 | Looks like up front here your timing's off. | 1.3716 | 0.04915 | 148 | 102 | 37 | 9 |
889 | Simple fix. A red nose, some pancake makeup and you're back in business. | 1.3716 | 0.05099 | 148 | 104 | 33 | 11 |
890 | That there’s your problem. He’s not funny. | 1.3716 | 0.04821 | 148 | 101 | 39 | 8 |
891 | There's the problem. You got a lawyer involved. | 1.3716 | 0.05099 | 148 | 104 | 33 | 11 |
892 | I figured out where that unfunny noise is coming from. | 1.3716 | 0.04821 | 148 | 101 | 39 | 8 |
893 | I think I have found where the funny noise is not coming from. | 1.3716 | 0.04724 | 148 | 100 | 41 | 7 |
894 | This is serious -- aftermarket parts void your warranty. | 1.3716 | 0.05099 | 148 | 104 | 33 | 11 |
895 | Yep, looks like you've got a blockage to your punch line. | 1.3716 | 0.05008 | 148 | 103 | 35 | 10 |
896 | For the record to count the hood has to close. | 1.3716 | 0.05188 | 148 | 105 | 31 | 12 |
897 | No wonder your engine is acting funny. | 1.3716 | 0.04821 | 148 | 101 | 39 | 8 |
898 | Looks like an insurance rider to me... | 1.3716 | 0.05008 | 148 | 103 | 35 | 10 |
899 | I'm more a trapeze artist car specialist, but I'll see what I can do. | 1.3716 | 0.04724 | 148 | 100 | 41 | 7 |
900 | Your car’s acting funny. | 1.3716 | 0.05614 | 148 | 110 | 21 | 17 |
901 | I can fix it. It's just a Republican who lost his clown nose and fright wig. | 1.3716 | 0.05362 | 148 | 107 | 27 | 14 |
902 | Looks like one of your cylinders needs a make over. | 1.3714 | 0.05002 | 140 | 96 | 36 | 8 |
903 | No masks? | 1.3714 | 0.05301 | 140 | 99 | 30 | 11 |
904 | Oh I see the problem. You have a part that doesn't fit. | 1.3709 | 0.05114 | 151 | 107 | 32 | 12 |
905 | Yes, that would definitely decrease your smiles per gallon. | 1.3709 | 0.04848 | 151 | 104 | 38 | 9 |
906 | You’re in luck. I’m the greatest mechanic on Earth. | 1.3709 | 0.05114 | 151 | 107 | 32 | 12 |
907 | There's your problem: you seem to be down a clown. | 1.3709 | 0.04848 | 151 | 104 | 38 | 9 |
908 | This would explain your timing problem. | 1.3709 | 0.04469 | 151 | 100 | 46 | 5 |
909 | This can only be fixed by removing all the Senate Republicans | 1.3709 | 0.05367 | 151 | 110 | 26 | 15 |
910 | I'm sorry, there isn't any more room. Try the White House. | 1.3709 | 0.05114 | 151 | 107 | 32 | 12 |
911 | That’s the only issue that looks serious. | 1.3709 | 0.04756 | 151 | 103 | 40 | 8 |
912 | This is a serious problem. | 1.3709 | 0.05114 | 151 | 107 | 32 | 12 |
913 | Now I see why your timing is off. | 1.3709 | 0.04938 | 151 | 105 | 36 | 10 |
914 | There's your problem. You have an accountant near your clownburator. | 1.3709 | 0.05284 | 151 | 109 | 28 | 14 |
915 | A clown to the left of me, jokers to the right - here I am, stuck in the middle with Hugh. | 1.3709 | 0.05284 | 151 | 109 | 28 | 14 |
916 | The Wall Street clown is your problem | 1.3706 | 0.05126 | 143 | 100 | 33 | 10 |
917 | I’m a mechanic, not a therapist. | 1.3706 | 0.04829 | 143 | 97 | 39 | 7 |
918 | You need a whole new Administration..... | 1.3706 | 0.05126 | 143 | 100 | 33 | 10 |
919 | Here is the not-funny part | 1.3706 | 0.05315 | 143 | 102 | 29 | 12 |
920 | I've got bad news. It's the timing. | 1.3706 | 0.05029 | 143 | 99 | 35 | 9 |
921 | Ah that’s it—the tech guy. | 1.3706 | 0.05029 | 143 | 99 | 35 | 9 |
922 | I don't like the look of one of those cylinder heads. | 1.3706 | 0.05126 | 143 | 100 | 33 | 10 |
923 | So, you say it started missing, then made a boring noise and quit, huh? | 1.3706 | 0.05221 | 143 | 101 | 31 | 11 |
924 | This explains the whining sound that was coming from your engine. | 1.3699 | 0.04957 | 146 | 101 | 36 | 9 |
925 | Dennis, how could you, you were supposed to go to accounting school and now I find you working with... politicians. | 1.3699 | 0.05235 | 146 | 104 | 30 | 12 |
926 | ‘the timing is off’ | 1.3699 | 0.05499 | 146 | 107 | 24 | 15 |
927 | Some clown put the wrong part in there ! | 1.3699 | 0.05499 | 146 | 107 | 24 | 15 |
928 | There's your problem! You put a D.C. clown in with the circus clowns. | 1.3699 | 0.05235 | 146 | 104 | 30 | 12 |
929 | I think I see why your car hasn't been acting funny. | 1.3699 | 0.04861 | 146 | 100 | 38 | 8 |
930 | 'He needed a lift.' | 1.3699 | 0.05144 | 146 | 103 | 32 | 11 |
931 | Always go with brand-name clowns, never generic. | 1.3699 | 0.05235 | 146 | 104 | 30 | 12 |
932 | I think I see your problem. Only one of your four cylinders is straight... | 1.3699 | 0.04763 | 146 | 99 | 40 | 7 |
933 | I'm sorry sir, you seem to be in the wrong seat, let me take you up to business class and let this clown have his seat. | 1.3699 | 0.04957 | 146 | 101 | 36 | 9 |
934 | I don't know, it's just not making a funny noise. | 1.3699 | 0.05144 | 146 | 103 | 32 | 11 |
935 | I'll have to order a nerd puller. | 1.3699 | 0.05144 | 146 | 103 | 32 | 11 |
936 | Who's the clown with the glasses... | 1.3699 | 0.05235 | 146 | 104 | 30 | 12 |
937 | This is serious - you've got a stiff crank. | 1.3699 | 0.05235 | 146 | 104 | 30 | 12 |
938 | This one belonged to his last Chief of Staff. | 1.3699 | 0.05325 | 146 | 105 | 28 | 13 |
939 | I heard a funny noise coming from under the hood. | 1.3699 | 0.05052 | 146 | 102 | 34 | 10 |
940 | There’s your problem. A corporate clown. | 1.3699 | 0.05325 | 146 | 105 | 28 | 13 |
941 | I think I see your problem but my head mechanic is off today. | 1.3699 | 0.05144 | 146 | 103 | 32 | 11 |
942 | Whoa, Carrot Top, you've got an aftermarket part here. | 1.3699 | 0.05413 | 146 | 106 | 26 | 14 |
943 | There's your problem, a Republican! | 1.3699 | 0.05669 | 146 | 109 | 20 | 17 |
944 | I think this political clown may be your problem. | 1.3699 | 0.05325 | 146 | 105 | 28 | 13 |
945 | Here's why your engine is not making that funny sound anymore. | 1.3699 | 0.05413 | 146 | 106 | 26 | 14 |
946 | How long ago did it stop making the funny noise? | 1.3699 | 0.05325 | 146 | 105 | 28 | 13 |
947 | If that's not a metaphor for the Trump administration, I don't know what is. | 1.3699 | 0.05052 | 146 | 102 | 34 | 10 |
948 | It’s a defective fool injector, alright. | 1.3699 | 0.05144 | 146 | 103 | 32 | 11 |
949 | Which one is knock knocking? | 1.3699 | 0.05144 | 146 | 103 | 32 | 11 |
950 | Here's your problem. He isn't a factory part. | 1.3699 | 0.05144 | 146 | 103 | 32 | 11 |
951 | I'm afraid this is serious. | 1.3699 | 0.05144 | 146 | 103 | 32 | 11 |
952 | Some Bozo must have used an aftermarket part. | 1.3699 | 0.05144 | 146 | 103 | 32 | 11 |
953 | No wonder it stalled, it’s powered by the GOP | 1.3699 | 0.04957 | 146 | 101 | 36 | 9 |
954 | You need to replace the corporate clown. | 1.3699 | 0.04861 | 146 | 100 | 38 | 8 |
955 | Oh no! I said a Ford Fairlane CROWN Victoria! | 1.3699 | 0.04957 | 146 | 101 | 36 | 9 |
956 | I’ve been expecting you Mr. Bond. | 1.3699 | 0.05413 | 146 | 106 | 26 | 14 |
957 | Here's your problem. Your comedic timing is way off. | 1.3699 | 0.05052 | 146 | 102 | 34 | 10 |
958 | Nice car, what’s the smilage? | 1.3699 | 0.05413 | 146 | 106 | 26 | 14 |
959 | This transmission was clearly installed by a bozo. | 1.3699 | 0.05413 | 146 | 106 | 26 | 14 |
960 | You need to replace your straight man every 10,000 miles, or they can't carry a bit anymore. | 1.3699 | 0.05144 | 146 | 103 | 32 | 11 |
961 | I'm afraid this will have to do for now, replacement clowns are on back order. | 1.3699 | 0.05052 | 146 | 102 | 34 | 10 |
962 | How’d that Bozo get in there!?! | 1.3699 | 0.05144 | 146 | 103 | 32 | 11 |
963 | I have everything else,but i"ll have to order a rubber nose. | 1.3699 | 0.04957 | 146 | 101 | 36 | 9 |
964 | And this is why you should never purchase parts from another manufacturer... | 1.3699 | 0.05325 | 146 | 105 | 28 | 13 |
965 | That's your problem. You have a cylinder that isn't acting funny. | 1.3699 | 0.05144 | 146 | 103 | 32 | 11 |
966 | It looks like you'll need to replace Dr. Fauci if you want maximum clown car performance. | 1.3699 | 0.05669 | 146 | 109 | 20 | 17 |
967 | He must have thought this was a Trump rally. | 1.3696 | 0.05546 | 138 | 100 | 25 | 13 |
968 | Your timing is off | 1.3696 | 0.05047 | 138 | 95 | 35 | 8 |
969 | I see your problem...your jokes aren’t hitting on all cylinders | 1.3696 | 0.05150 | 138 | 96 | 33 | 9 |
970 | It looks like you’re not clowning on all four cylinders. | 1.3696 | 0.05352 | 138 | 98 | 29 | 11 |
971 | Well here's your problem: your last mechanic used an unauthorized replacement part. | 1.3696 | 0.05047 | 138 | 95 | 35 | 8 |
972 | I'm afraid this looks serious. | 1.3696 | 0.05252 | 138 | 97 | 31 | 10 |
973 | This one is very serious. | 1.3696 | 0.05252 | 138 | 97 | 31 | 10 |
974 | I can definitely see how this would affect the performance. | 1.3696 | 0.05047 | 138 | 95 | 35 | 8 |
975 | See, I told you the problem was serious. | 1.3696 | 0.05047 | 138 | 95 | 35 | 8 |
976 | Your choice Mr. Trump, You and your cabinet secretaries can hide in this car or in the bunker | 1.3696 | 0.05450 | 138 | 99 | 27 | 12 |
977 | The problem with your car is more serious than we thought | 1.3696 | 0.04941 | 138 | 94 | 37 | 7 |
978 | Looks like we have a serious problem. | 1.3696 | 0.05150 | 138 | 96 | 33 | 9 |
979 | Arnie, like I told ya last week with the hearse—you fit in, but you don’t fit in. | 1.3696 | 0.05047 | 138 | 95 | 35 | 8 |
980 | Well here’s your problem. One of the nuts is stripped. | 1.3696 | 0.05252 | 138 | 97 | 31 | 10 |
981 | You’ve filled up with the wrong type of clown. This you see is an office clown, not a circus clown. He’ll totally ruin your engine- no joy just awkward jokes. | 1.3696 | 0.05252 | 138 | 97 | 31 | 10 |
982 | That aftermarket Trump clown you installed really furgled up the engine. | 1.3696 | 0.05252 | 138 | 97 | 31 | 10 |
983 | I see your problem. | 1.3696 | 0.05252 | 138 | 97 | 31 | 10 |
984 | To fix it, I'll need Congress to step out of the vehicle. | 1.3696 | 0.05352 | 138 | 98 | 29 | 11 |
985 | I knew there was something serious under the hood. | 1.3696 | 0.04833 | 138 | 93 | 39 | 6 |
986 | You're only running at 3/4 power. This isn't funny. | 1.3696 | 0.05150 | 138 | 96 | 33 | 9 |
987 | Well, there's your problem. One of your clowns has become an MBA. | 1.3696 | 0.05047 | 138 | 95 | 35 | 8 |
988 | I can see someone has been clowning around with your car. | 1.3696 | 0.05047 | 138 | 95 | 35 | 8 |
989 | I'm not trained on the new hybrids. | 1.3696 | 0.05150 | 138 | 96 | 33 | 9 |
990 | It seems as if your engine needs a toon-up. | 1.3696 | 0.04833 | 138 | 93 | 39 | 6 |
991 | You really don't know till you look under the hood. | 1.3696 | 0.04722 | 138 | 92 | 41 | 5 |
992 | I can see your problem right here. It looks serious. | 1.3696 | 0.05352 | 138 | 98 | 29 | 11 |
993 | There's your problem. These guys are supposed to be in the trunk." | 1.3696 | 0.05150 | 138 | 96 | 33 | 9 |
994 | There’s your problem: you can’t use a political clown in a circus clown car. | 1.3696 | 0.04941 | 138 | 94 | 37 | 7 |
995 | I'm sorry. I have a childhood fear of lawyers. | 1.3696 | 0.05352 | 138 | 98 | 29 | 11 |
996 | There's your problem: their feet don't reach the road. | 1.3696 | 0.05047 | 138 | 95 | 35 | 8 |
997 | I thought there was a funny noise under the hood. | 1.3696 | 0.04833 | 138 | 93 | 39 | 6 |
998 | I'll remove the micromanager. | 1.3696 | 0.05450 | 138 | 99 | 27 | 12 |
999 | You definitely should be hearing more ‘nyuk nyuk’ and less ‘ackshually.’ | 1.3681 | 0.05097 | 144 | 101 | 33 | 10 |
1000 | There’s a knock-knock because your lawyer is clogging up the punchline. | 1.3681 | 0.05097 | 144 | 101 | 33 | 10 |
1001 | There's your trouble, you have a nerd in your radiator. | 1.3681 | 0.05284 | 144 | 103 | 29 | 12 |
1002 | So, which clown sold you this car? | 1.3681 | 0.05097 | 144 | 101 | 33 | 10 |
1003 | You don't have to go in the office, but you can't stay here! | 1.3681 | 0.05097 | 144 | 101 | 33 | 10 |
1004 | We'll need to fire one of your pistons. | 1.3681 | 0.05001 | 144 | 100 | 35 | 9 |
1005 | Roger tried to stay cool. But deep inside he knew the ride was over | 1.3676 | 0.05404 | 136 | 97 | 28 | 11 |
1006 | I tried to tell him he wouldn’t fit in | 1.3676 | 0.05093 | 136 | 94 | 34 | 8 |
1007 | I think I found your problem | 1.3676 | 0.05404 | 136 | 97 | 28 | 11 |
1008 | Looks like your number 4 cylinder has serious issues. | 1.3676 | 0.05199 | 136 | 95 | 32 | 9 |
1009 | You'll be needing a new straight man | 1.3676 | 0.04985 | 136 | 93 | 36 | 7 |
1010 | This engine won't run with a straight man. | 1.3676 | 0.05404 | 136 | 97 | 28 | 11 |
1011 | I'll need to check his deadpan. | 1.3676 | 0.04985 | 136 | 93 | 36 | 7 |
1012 | That one with the glasses needs a complete overhaul, but it'll cost you. | 1.3676 | 0.04985 | 136 | 93 | 36 | 7 |
1013 | We need to replace your Bob with a Bozo and it ain’t going to be cheap. | 1.3676 | 0.05199 | 136 | 95 | 32 | 9 |
1014 | I don't think you're firing on all cylinders. | 1.3676 | 0.04985 | 136 | 93 | 36 | 7 |
1015 | I see the problem. One of you cylinders is square. | 1.3676 | 0.05093 | 136 | 94 | 34 | 8 |
1016 | Does it look like I’m laughing? | 1.3676 | 0.05093 | 136 | 94 | 34 | 8 |
1017 | Excuse me, you'll need to make way for the president. | 1.3676 | 0.05602 | 136 | 99 | 24 | 13 |
1018 | There’s your problem – one of your clowns isn’t working. | 1.3676 | 0.05093 | 136 | 94 | 34 | 8 |
1019 | Yep, there's the problem. A loose nut! | 1.3676 | 0.05504 | 136 | 98 | 26 | 12 |
1020 | I told you something wasn’t funny with the engine. | 1.3676 | 0.05093 | 136 | 94 | 34 | 8 |
1021 | No wonder, you have a bad clown in there. | 1.3676 | 0.04761 | 136 | 91 | 40 | 5 |
1022 | And how long hasn't it been making a funny noise? | 1.3676 | 0.05093 | 136 | 94 | 34 | 8 |
1023 | Ah there's your problem - you're down a clown! | 1.3676 | 0.05199 | 136 | 95 | 32 | 9 |
1024 | Well I'm glad someone is taking this seriously. | 1.3676 | 0.05302 | 136 | 96 | 30 | 10 |
1025 | Of course, this voids your warranty. | 1.3676 | 0.05199 | 136 | 95 | 32 | 9 |
1026 | I see the problem, an incompatible accountant part was installed | 1.3676 | 0.05302 | 136 | 96 | 30 | 10 |
1027 | Bob, Bob . . . for the last time, you cannot be a clown, you're just an accountant, with a MBA. | 1.3676 | 0.04985 | 136 | 93 | 36 | 7 |
1028 | Ah, I see your problem. That’s the wrong clown. | 1.3676 | 0.04985 | 136 | 93 | 36 | 7 |
1029 | It's not as funny as it could have been. | 1.3676 | 0.05404 | 136 | 97 | 28 | 11 |
1030 | The one with the glasses is the social filter, and it's clogged. | 1.3676 | 0.05199 | 136 | 95 | 32 | 9 |
1031 | Here's the problem, and... it's serious. | 1.3676 | 0.05302 | 136 | 96 | 30 | 10 |
1032 | Here's why your car stopped sounding funny. | 1.3676 | 0.05093 | 136 | 94 | 34 | 8 |
1033 | Something looks funny in here. | 1.3676 | 0.04761 | 136 | 91 | 40 | 5 |
1034 | I think I see your problem. This guy here isn’t a clown. | 1.3676 | 0.05093 | 136 | 94 | 34 | 8 |
1035 | Well there's your problem; Herb from Accounting. | 1.3673 | 0.05116 | 147 | 104 | 32 | 11 |
1036 | So you’re saying you put a bunch of clowns in charge and now you’re having problem in the hood? | 1.3669 | 0.05320 | 139 | 99 | 29 | 11 |
1037 | Well, there’s your problem right there: this one’s not clowning around. | 1.3669 | 0.05417 | 139 | 100 | 27 | 12 |
1038 | Looks fairly serious to me. | 1.3669 | 0.04805 | 139 | 94 | 39 | 6 |
1039 | One of your pistons is a little square. | 1.3669 | 0.05320 | 139 | 99 | 29 | 11 |
1040 | You need to retread their shoes. | 1.3669 | 0.05417 | 139 | 100 | 27 | 12 |
1041 | Somebody installed an after market part. | 1.3669 | 0.05017 | 139 | 96 | 35 | 8 |
1042 | Looking for the circus at 1600 Pennsylvania? Just stay in the extreme right. | 1.3669 | 0.05789 | 139 | 104 | 19 | 16 |
1043 | That loud squealing noise coming from under the hood appears to be political rhetoric. | 1.3669 | 0.05512 | 139 | 101 | 25 | 13 |
1044 | You didn't say how many clowns to send in... | 1.3669 | 0.04912 | 139 | 95 | 37 | 7 |
1045 | Maybe we should look in the trunk. | 1.3669 | 0.05320 | 139 | 99 | 29 | 11 |
1046 | I see your problem right there, one of your clowns is an accountant. | 1.3669 | 0.05221 | 139 | 98 | 31 | 10 |
1047 | As I suspected, you got an accountant. | 1.3669 | 0.05120 | 139 | 97 | 33 | 9 |
1048 | No wonder it ain’t running right, ya’ got a dang attorney installed where there oughta be a rodeo clown! | 1.3669 | 0.05120 | 139 | 97 | 33 | 9 |
1049 | The problem is obvious: You're only running on three clowns. | 1.3669 | 0.05320 | 139 | 99 | 29 | 11 |
1050 | Oh! Is this the new Hybrid? | 1.3669 | 0.05120 | 139 | 97 | 33 | 9 |
1051 | How long has it not been acting funny? | 1.3669 | 0.04912 | 139 | 95 | 37 | 7 |
1052 | You have a faulty clown. | 1.3669 | 0.05320 | 139 | 99 | 29 | 11 |
1053 | Oh! I see your problem; it's the accountant! | 1.3669 | 0.05417 | 139 | 100 | 27 | 12 |
1054 | I think we’ve found your problem. | 1.3669 | 0.05320 | 139 | 99 | 29 | 11 |
1055 | The one on the front left is adversely affecting your smiles per gallon. | 1.3669 | 0.05017 | 139 | 96 | 35 | 8 |
1056 | I think you've got a little too much play in the engine. | 1.3669 | 0.05017 | 139 | 96 | 35 | 8 |
1057 | Here's the reason for that un-funny noise you were trying to describe over the phone. | 1.3669 | 0.05512 | 139 | 101 | 25 | 13 |
1058 | Here's your problem, a burnt out clown. | 1.3669 | 0.05017 | 139 | 96 | 35 | 8 |
1059 | That's your trouble! One clown short of a six pack. | 1.3669 | 0.05017 | 139 | 96 | 35 | 8 |
1060 | Just jump in to replace him and we'll be running on all four cylinders | 1.3669 | 0.05120 | 139 | 97 | 33 | 9 |
1061 | I see why you’re only getting three smiles per gallon. | 1.3669 | 0.05120 | 139 | 97 | 33 | 9 |
1062 | No, they're not all clowns. I went with the hybrid model. | 1.3669 | 0.05120 | 139 | 97 | 33 | 9 |
1063 | This should qualify you for the HOV lane. | 1.3669 | 0.05320 | 139 | 99 | 29 | 11 |
1064 | Well there’s your problem. | 1.3662 | 0.04945 | 142 | 98 | 36 | 8 |
1065 | Well here’s that ‘yuppie’ sound you were describing. | 1.3662 | 0.05239 | 142 | 101 | 30 | 11 |
1066 | I see what’s wrong. You have an aftermarket part installed. | 1.3662 | 0.05239 | 142 | 101 | 30 | 11 |
1067 | I don't think he was factory installed. Your warranty may not cover repairs. | 1.3662 | 0.05045 | 142 | 99 | 34 | 9 |
1068 | Looks like you have something serious under the hood. | 1.3662 | 0.05045 | 142 | 99 | 34 | 9 |
1069 | There's your problem right there--a lawyer. | 1.3662 | 0.05143 | 142 | 100 | 32 | 10 |
1070 | I can see you have plenty of nuts but the bolts are missing | 1.3662 | 0.05239 | 142 | 101 | 30 | 11 |
1071 | Your fourth honk goes flat? | 1.3662 | 0.05045 | 142 | 99 | 34 | 9 |
1072 | I’m afraid this isn’t a laughing matter. | 1.3662 | 0.04632 | 142 | 95 | 42 | 5 |
1073 | So you brought it in because it stopped making the funny sound? | 1.3662 | 0.04843 | 142 | 97 | 38 | 7 |
1074 | I see it all the time. You thought you'd save a few bucks on a cheap aftermarket part. | 1.3662 | 0.04945 | 142 | 98 | 36 | 8 |
1075 | You'd think if a country can be run by them why not a car. But this needs an engine. | 1.3662 | 0.05426 | 142 | 103 | 26 | 13 |
1076 | Try rotating the office clown to the back and restarting the engine | 1.3662 | 0.05045 | 142 | 99 | 34 | 9 |
1077 | Well, we found the problem,. Unfortunately, while we have wigs and face paint in stock, we’re going to have to special order a red nose. | 1.3662 | 0.04945 | 142 | 98 | 36 | 8 |
1078 | You're in luck, our Clown Car Specialist just happened to drop by today | 1.3662 | 0.04843 | 142 | 97 | 38 | 7 |
1079 | The clowns at the dealership sent me to you. | 1.3662 | 0.05045 | 142 | 99 | 34 | 9 |
1080 | Looks like one of your cylinders just needs a little grease paint. | 1.3662 | 0.04945 | 142 | 98 | 36 | 8 |
1081 | It's a lawyer ... once they're into the system, they drag their feet. | 1.3662 | 0.05143 | 142 | 100 | 32 | 10 |
1082 | Sorry, we don't service hybrids. | 1.3662 | 0.04945 | 142 | 98 | 36 | 8 |
1083 | He's the straight man. | 1.3662 | 0.05239 | 142 | 101 | 30 | 11 |
1084 | You've got a serious problem here... | 1.3662 | 0.05239 | 142 | 101 | 30 | 11 |
1085 | One of your pistons isn’t funny. | 1.3662 | 0.05045 | 142 | 99 | 34 | 9 |
1086 | I'm guessing this is a refurbished clown, correct? | 1.3662 | 0.05143 | 142 | 100 | 32 | 10 |
1087 | I am afraid you left front clown has little or no expression. | 1.3662 | 0.05143 | 142 | 100 | 32 | 10 |
1088 | So you say it hasn't been honking as much? | 1.3662 | 0.05239 | 142 | 101 | 30 | 11 |
1089 | Well, here's why it's missin' - somebody replaced your Bozo with an MBA! | 1.3662 | 0.05143 | 142 | 100 | 32 | 10 |
1090 | 'your engine's missing a cliche'. | 1.3662 | 0.04945 | 142 | 98 | 36 | 8 |
1091 | When's the last time you changed your seltzer? | 1.3662 | 0.04739 | 142 | 96 | 40 | 6 |
1092 | Well there’s your problem right there - somebody swapped out your drive clown for an accountant. | 1.3662 | 0.05143 | 142 | 100 | 32 | 10 |
1093 | You're a clown, Bob Barr, but you can't hide here. | 1.3662 | 0.05334 | 142 | 102 | 28 | 12 |
1094 | You all know the rules: one coupon per car, and the Trump clown car already used its coupon, and Jared....don't try to duck, I know it's you. | 1.3662 | 0.05334 | 142 | 102 | 28 | 12 |
1095 | Well I found the short circus | 1.3662 | 0.04945 | 142 | 98 | 36 | 8 |
1096 | Ah, see this is why your 'Check Dave' light was on. | 1.3662 | 0.05143 | 142 | 100 | 32 | 10 |
1097 | I see what the problem is. One of your cylinders is a corporate clown. | 1.3662 | 0.05239 | 142 | 101 | 30 | 11 |
1098 | I can throw make-up and a wig on him, but that just masks the real issue: He’s an accountant and not funny. | 1.3662 | 0.05334 | 142 | 102 | 28 | 12 |
1099 | Well here's the reason your car is not making funny noises! | 1.3662 | 0.05143 | 142 | 100 | 32 | 10 |
1100 | Yeah I know he doesn't look like it but that clown is my lawyer. | 1.3662 | 0.05045 | 142 | 99 | 34 | 9 |
1101 | I see your problem. You let HR get involved. | 1.3662 | 0.05608 | 142 | 105 | 22 | 15 |
1102 | Here’s why it keeps making an unfunny noise. | 1.3662 | 0.05045 | 142 | 99 | 34 | 9 |
1103 | And on top of that, you'll probably want to replace your timing belt. | 1.3662 | 0.04945 | 142 | 98 | 36 | 8 |
1104 | Here’s where that funny sound isn’t coming from. | 1.3662 | 0.05045 | 142 | 99 | 34 | 9 |
1105 | It looks like your fool mix is off. | 1.3657 | 0.05458 | 134 | 96 | 27 | 11 |
1106 | Dad? | 1.3655 | 0.04973 | 145 | 101 | 35 | 9 |
1107 | Ah, see, here's your problem: the accountant is supposed to go in the back. | 1.3655 | 0.05068 | 145 | 102 | 33 | 10 |
1108 | I see the problem here. You’ve got a politician under the hood. That’s the wrong kind of clown. | 1.3655 | 0.05344 | 145 | 105 | 27 | 13 |
1109 | I know I’m the mechanic, but you’re their father! | 1.3655 | 0.04973 | 145 | 101 | 35 | 9 |
1110 | You didn’t tell me it was a hybrid. | 1.3655 | 0.04675 | 145 | 98 | 41 | 6 |
1111 | So you said it was a honk or a squeak? | 1.3655 | 0.05068 | 145 | 102 | 33 | 10 |
1112 | Looks like you’ve got a serious problem. | 1.3655 | 0.05162 | 145 | 103 | 31 | 11 |
1113 | Frank, Send In The Clowns. | 1.3655 | 0.05162 | 145 | 103 | 31 | 11 |
1114 | Is this supposed to be a joke? | 1.3655 | 0.05344 | 145 | 105 | 27 | 13 |
1115 | Your problem is this bozo. | 1.3655 | 0.05162 | 145 | 103 | 31 | 11 |
1116 | Yes, he would definitely bring down your smiles per gallon. | 1.3655 | 0.05254 | 145 | 104 | 29 | 12 |
1117 | Yep. A generic car part never works quite right. | 1.3655 | 0.04675 | 145 | 98 | 41 | 6 |
1118 | I can’t take anyone out, Adolph! They’re all big donors. | 1.3655 | 0.05254 | 145 | 104 | 29 | 12 |
1119 | No wonder, you're short a clown. | 1.3655 | 0.05162 | 145 | 103 | 31 | 11 |
1120 | Ok,so before we do the state inspection can you confirm this vehicle is registered at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave? | 1.3655 | 0.05254 | 145 | 104 | 29 | 12 |
1121 | If you’re going to fix cars here, you have some big shoes to fill. | 1.3655 | 0.05433 | 145 | 106 | 25 | 14 |
1122 | You're right, something doesn't sound funny. | 1.3655 | 0.05344 | 145 | 105 | 27 | 13 |
1123 | You say he keeps not making a funny noise? | 1.3655 | 0.04973 | 145 | 101 | 35 | 9 |
1124 | Is this what they mean about the boys in the hood? | 1.3655 | 0.05433 | 145 | 106 | 25 | 14 |
1125 | Looks like one of your cylinders ain't clowning around. | 1.3655 | 0.05162 | 145 | 103 | 31 | 11 |
1126 | We found where the not-so-funny sound was coming from. | 1.3655 | 0.04973 | 145 | 101 | 35 | 9 |
1127 | You hear a normal noise? | 1.3655 | 0.05162 | 145 | 103 | 31 | 11 |
1128 | You're right, it does sound funny. But not 'ha ha' funny. | 1.3655 | 0.05162 | 145 | 103 | 31 | 11 |
1129 | ...and nobody is wearing a mask!? | 1.3655 | 0.05162 | 145 | 103 | 31 | 11 |
1130 | Geez, this is more serious than I thought. | 1.3655 | 0.04875 | 145 | 100 | 37 | 8 |
1131 | Looks like your electrical system has a short circus. | 1.3655 | 0.04973 | 145 | 101 | 35 | 9 |
1132 | You seem to be running on laughing gas. | 1.3655 | 0.04973 | 145 | 101 | 35 | 9 |
1133 | Have you been hearing anything funny from under the hood? | 1.3655 | 0.04571 | 145 | 97 | 43 | 5 |
1134 | We can fix it, or we're not Barnum and Bailey! | 1.3655 | 0.05162 | 145 | 103 | 31 | 11 |
1135 | You shouldn't let your humor get this dry. | 1.3655 | 0.05162 | 145 | 103 | 31 | 11 |
1136 | So who’s THAT bozo? | 1.3655 | 0.04875 | 145 | 100 | 37 | 8 |
1137 | Which one is the dip stick ! | 1.3655 | 0.05344 | 145 | 105 | 27 | 13 |
1138 | Oh. I see your problem. You've got a bad clown. I've got some good ones in stock. | 1.3655 | 0.05254 | 145 | 104 | 29 | 12 |
1139 | Found the differential. | 1.3655 | 0.04776 | 145 | 99 | 39 | 7 |
1140 | It's a funny story... | 1.3655 | 0.04776 | 145 | 99 | 39 | 7 |
1141 | You’re right: he’s not making a funny noise. | 1.3655 | 0.04465 | 145 | 96 | 45 | 4 |
1142 | Oh, he's a clown all right. You pass through Washington, D.C. recently? | 1.3655 | 0.04973 | 145 | 101 | 35 | 9 |
1143 | Knock-off replacement parts are not something to clown around with. | 1.3636 | 0.05016 | 143 | 100 | 34 | 9 |
1144 | His dream is to run away and join an accounting firm. | 1.3636 | 0.05485 | 143 | 105 | 24 | 14 |
1145 | Yes, humor can be a driving force - but it cannot replace the ENGINE. | 1.3630 | 0.05132 | 146 | 104 | 31 | 11 |
1146 | Ah, I see your problem, and it's no laughing matter. | 1.3630 | 0.05424 | 135 | 97 | 27 | 11 |
1147 | Well, here's your problem. You've got the start of an accountant infestation. | 1.3623 | 0.05239 | 138 | 98 | 30 | 10 |
1148 | I see the problem. Looks like you just replaced the mechanisms of government with a bunch of clowns, Mr. President. | 1.3623 | 0.05437 | 138 | 100 | 26 | 12 |
1149 | They just don’t make cylinder heads like they did in our day. Right Jingles? | 1.3623 | 0.05239 | 138 | 98 | 30 | 10 |
1150 | Steve had booked his seat well in advance and he wasn’t about to give it up to some clown. | 1.3611 | 0.05363 | 144 | 105 | 26 | 13 |
1151 | Well, personally, I wouldn’t have bought a car from the Trump Corporation. | 1.3611 | 0.05628 | 144 | 108 | 20 | 16 |
1152 | Just need to remove the right-wing lug nut and you're good to go! | 1.3611 | 0.05179 | 144 | 103 | 30 | 11 |
1153 | I see the problem here; Dave from accounting | 1.3611 | 0.05084 | 144 | 102 | 32 | 10 |
1154 | I have some makeup in the shop,but I'm going to have to order the costume. | 1.3611 | 0.05179 | 144 | 103 | 30 | 11 |
1155 | Well of course it's not working--you've got a banker in there! | 1.3611 | 0.05271 | 144 | 104 | 28 | 12 |
1156 | The social distancing isn't the problem. It's the geeky valve. | 1.3611 | 0.05363 | 144 | 105 | 26 | 13 |
1157 | Let's hope it's under warranty. This is starting to look serious. | 1.3611 | 0.04889 | 144 | 100 | 36 | 8 |
1158 | It's a Clown Vic. | 1.3611 | 0.04686 | 144 | 98 | 40 | 6 |
1159 | Not sure I can replace him without a dork wrench. | 1.3611 | 0.05179 | 144 | 103 | 30 | 11 |
1160 | Here's the problem. You put in regular. | 1.3611 | 0.05084 | 144 | 102 | 32 | 10 |
1161 | Well, there’s your problem. That number two cylinder isn’t acting funny! | 1.3611 | 0.05084 | 144 | 102 | 32 | 10 |
1162 | Maybe that noise you heard wasn't so funny after all. | 1.3611 | 0.04987 | 144 | 101 | 34 | 9 |
1163 | Nows a bad time to say this, but I did acid before I came to work. | 1.3611 | 0.05453 | 144 | 106 | 24 | 14 |
1164 | Here's what's causing the problem, Mr. Trump. You appear to have a nonconformist under the hood! | 1.3611 | 0.05271 | 144 | 104 | 28 | 12 |
1165 | Bad news. I'm afraid you have a Republican. | 1.3611 | 0.05363 | 144 | 105 | 26 | 13 |
1166 | I see the problem and it looks serious. | 1.3611 | 0.04889 | 144 | 100 | 36 | 8 |
1167 | A little makeup and he'll be just fine. | 1.3611 | 0.04789 | 144 | 99 | 38 | 7 |
1168 | You gotta do something about that deadpan. | 1.3611 | 0.05084 | 144 | 102 | 32 | 10 |
1169 | Yep... there's the source of your unfunny noise, right there. | 1.3611 | 0.04889 | 144 | 100 | 36 | 8 |
1170 | I can't do anything today, they sent us the wrong parts. | 1.3611 | 0.05179 | 144 | 103 | 30 | 11 |
1171 | Here's your problem...your engine is only firing on three clowns. | 1.3611 | 0.05179 | 144 | 103 | 30 | 11 |
1172 | When it acts up, I never know if I should laugh or cry. | 1.3611 | 0.05271 | 144 | 104 | 28 | 12 |
1173 | Oh, that's just a bureaucrat, we can flush him out in no time. | 1.3611 | 0.04987 | 144 | 103 | 31 | 10 |
1174 | The timing belt's loose. This one needs some greasepaint. But we can have it making funny noises in no time. | 1.3603 | 0.05078 | 136 | 95 | 33 | 8 |
1175 | There's your problem: this guy's metric. | 1.3577 | 0.05048 | 137 | 96 | 33 | 8 |
1176 | Ah, now I see why it sounded funny. | 1.3577 | 0.05153 | 137 | 97 | 31 | 9 |
1177 | You know your warranty expired Two Clowns ago. | 1.3577 | 0.05153 | 137 | 97 | 31 | 9 |
1178 | I know why your timing is off. | 1.3561 | 0.04944 | 132 | 91 | 35 | 6 |
1179 | It's serious! | 1.3561 | 0.05060 | 132 | 92 | 33 | 7 |
1180 | He wants to be one of us, but it's just not a good fit. | 1.3561 | 0.05173 | 132 | 93 | 31 | 8 |
1181 | it’s definitely something serious. | 1.3554 | 0.05097 | 121 | 83 | 33 | 5 |
1182 | Again, Larry? Really? | 1.3538 | 0.05554 | 130 | 95 | 24 | 11 |
1183 | Gerald, as I told you before, running away with these clowns won’t solve anything. | 1.3534 | 0.05140 | 133 | 94 | 31 | 8 |
1184 | I don’t think the Trump rally needs you anyway. | 1.3534 | 0.05668 | 133 | 99 | 21 | 13 |
1185 | It's making funny noises. | 1.3534 | 0.05358 | 133 | 96 | 27 | 10 |
1186 | See, here's your problem - you've got an accountant in here | 1.3534 | 0.05250 | 133 | 95 | 29 | 9 |
1187 | I see the problem. It appears you ran out of gags. | 1.3534 | 0.05140 | 133 | 94 | 31 | 8 |
1188 | There's your problem - some clown took your spot. | 1.3534 | 0.04914 | 133 | 92 | 35 | 6 |
1189 | Oh, Senator McConnell. | 1.3534 | 0.05865 | 133 | 101 | 17 | 15 |
1190 | There's your problem. One of your clowns is taking himself seriously. | 1.3534 | 0.05140 | 133 | 94 | 31 | 8 |
1191 | This looks serious. | 1.3534 | 0.04914 | 133 | 92 | 35 | 6 |
1192 | We get 40 smiles per gallon | 1.3534 | 0.05566 | 133 | 98 | 23 | 12 |
1193 | Here’s the problem. You have one dull cylinder. | 1.3534 | 0.05140 | 133 | 94 | 31 | 8 |
1194 | The problem could be a foreign body. | 1.3534 | 0.05358 | 133 | 96 | 27 | 10 |
1195 | I never worked on the presidential limousine before. | 1.3534 | 0.05668 | 133 | 99 | 21 | 13 |
1196 | What clown worked on this last? | 1.3534 | 0.05028 | 133 | 93 | 33 | 7 |
1197 | Knock knock? | 1.3534 | 0.05358 | 133 | 96 | 27 | 10 |
1198 | Every family’s got one. | 1.3534 | 0.05028 | 133 | 93 | 33 | 7 |
1199 | Oh, it's a hybrid. | 1.3525 | 0.05195 | 122 | 85 | 31 | 6 |
1200 | This car must be American—it has a bunch of clowns running it. | 1.3521 | 0.07260 | 71 | 51 | 15 | 5 |
1201 | Mom, I’m sorry. I want to be an accountant. | 1.3511 | 0.05074 | 131 | 92 | 32 | 7 |
1202 | Looks like it’s running out of jokes | 1.3511 | 0.05301 | 131 | 94 | 28 | 9 |
1203 | I see you brought the Cabinet. | 1.3511 | 0.05623 | 131 | 97 | 22 | 12 |
1204 | You have a serious problem | 1.3511 | 0.05189 | 131 | 93 | 30 | 8 |
1205 | Looks like you’ve got yourself a bureaucrat which is why it’s not running efficiently. I can replace it with another clown if you’d like? | 1.3511 | 0.05301 | 131 | 94 | 28 | 9 |
1206 | I could tell right away something under the hood didn't sound funny. | 1.3511 | 0.05410 | 131 | 95 | 26 | 10 |
1207 | Looks like you weren’t making this one up | 1.3511 | 0.04957 | 131 | 91 | 34 | 6 |
1208 | Welp, there’s the problem. It’s your catalytic clownverter. | 1.3511 | 0.05518 | 131 | 96 | 24 | 11 |
1209 | We added them as a nice jester. | 1.3511 | 0.04957 | 131 | 91 | 34 | 6 |
1210 | Isn't it queer? Losing my timing this late in my career. | 1.3511 | 0.05623 | 131 | 97 | 22 | 12 |
1211 | I see your problem...I’m afraid it’s serious. | 1.3511 | 0.05189 | 131 | 93 | 30 | 8 |
1212 | Well, there's your problem: one of your cylinders lacks spark. | 1.3511 | 0.05623 | 131 | 97 | 22 | 12 |
1213 | There’s your problem. This accountant’s gotten under the hood and thrown off your timing. | 1.3511 | 0.04837 | 131 | 90 | 36 | 5 |
1214 | This bozo is your problem. | 1.3511 | 0.05301 | 131 | 94 | 28 | 9 |
1215 | I was interested in a Ford Crown Victoria; not a Four Clown Victoria. | 1.3511 | 0.05189 | 131 | 93 | 30 | 8 |
1216 | You have to rotate your clowns or they get bored and start doing observational humor. | 1.3511 | 0.05727 | 131 | 98 | 20 | 13 |
1217 | Sorry, sir, but "Clown-Cars-R-Us" cannot guarantee parts that weren't factory installed... | 1.3511 | 0.05301 | 131 | 94 | 28 | 9 |
1218 | I said your car needs a new engine gear, not an engineer. | 1.3511 | 0.05301 | 131 | 94 | 28 | 9 |
1219 | There's your problem. No sense of humor. | 1.3511 | 0.05189 | 131 | 93 | 30 | 8 |
1220 | How much is a rouge and pancake change? | 1.3511 | 0.05074 | 131 | 92 | 32 | 7 |
1221 | I said the Crown Vic, not the clown Vic | 1.3511 | 0.04957 | 131 | 91 | 34 | 6 |
1222 | I know, but original replacement clowns are hard to get any more. | 1.3511 | 0.05410 | 131 | 95 | 26 | 10 |
1223 | I’m afraid you need a new Secretary of Defense, Mr. Trump. | 1.3511 | 0.05623 | 131 | 97 | 22 | 12 |
1224 | Trumps staff vacating the White House. | 1.3511 | 0.05727 | 131 | 98 | 20 | 13 |
1225 | Unusual, but it still passes inspection. | 1.3511 | 0.05518 | 131 | 96 | 24 | 11 |
1226 | Found your problem. Your car is one clown short. | 1.3511 | 0.05301 | 131 | 94 | 28 | 9 |
1227 | Problem is your battery has lost its sense of humor | 1.3511 | 0.05189 | 131 | 93 | 30 | 8 |
1228 | Sorry, using non-clown parts violates your warranty. | 1.3511 | 0.05410 | 131 | 95 | 26 | 10 |
1229 | Looks like Americans trying to sneak into Mexico again. | 1.3511 | 0.05189 | 131 | 93 | 30 | 8 |
1230 | Looks like one serious head cylinder problem. | 1.3511 | 0.05301 | 131 | 94 | 28 | 9 |
1231 | There's your problem. You've got an accountant under the hood. | 1.3511 | 0.05189 | 131 | 93 | 30 | 8 |
1232 | Nothing a wig and funny nose won’t fix. | 1.3511 | 0.04837 | 131 | 90 | 36 | 5 |
1233 | I bet you it's this corporate clown who's the source of all your trouble. | 1.3511 | 0.05518 | 131 | 96 | 24 | 11 |
1234 | Your straight man is acting funny | 1.3511 | 0.05074 | 131 | 92 | 32 | 7 |
1235 | For starters, there's no engine. | 1.3511 | 0.05410 | 131 | 95 | 26 | 10 |
1236 | Well, they did say 'Send in the Clowns.' | 1.3511 | 0.05301 | 131 | 94 | 28 | 9 |
1237 | Who's the Bozo with the tie? | 1.3511 | 0.05301 | 131 | 94 | 28 | 9 |
1238 | Which of you clowns put seltzer water in the gas tank? | 1.3511 | 0.05189 | 131 | 93 | 30 | 8 |
1239 | Trump and his cabinet attend an auto plant event for a photo op. | 1.3511 | 0.05301 | 131 | 96 | 25 | 10 |
1240 | Clown #3 is misfiring. | 1.3511 | 0.05301 | 131 | 94 | 28 | 9 |
1241 | There's your problem. Not enough clownpower. | 1.3511 | 0.05189 | 131 | 93 | 30 | 8 |
1242 | Obviously your last mechanic didn't use an OEM clown replacement. | 1.3511 | 0.05410 | 131 | 95 | 26 | 10 |
1243 | What kind of unfunny sound? | 1.3511 | 0.05189 | 131 | 93 | 30 | 8 |
1244 | Sir, you have a serious problem! | 1.3511 | 0.04837 | 131 | 90 | 36 | 5 |
1245 | Well here's your problem. This cylinder's clearly not firing any water from his flower. | 1.3511 | 0.05189 | 131 | 93 | 30 | 8 |
1246 | So you weren't hearing funny engine noises?" | 1.3511 | 0.04837 | 131 | 90 | 36 | 5 |
1247 | Well this explains the honking. | 1.3511 | 0.04957 | 131 | 91 | 34 | 6 |
1248 | There's yer problem right there: one of the cylinders ain't cracked. | 1.3511 | 0.05410 | 131 | 95 | 26 | 10 |
1249 | I seemed to detect a short circus | 1.3511 | 0.05301 | 131 | 94 | 28 | 9 |
1250 | Yup, you need a new straight man. | 1.3511 | 0.05189 | 131 | 93 | 30 | 8 |
1251 | Dave had the sneaking suspicion that he may have been adopted. | 1.3511 | 0.05301 | 131 | 94 | 28 | 9 |
1252 | Yah, it's making some funny noises, alright. | 1.3511 | 0.05410 | 131 | 95 | 26 | 10 |
1253 | I can see the problem and its no laughing matter... | 1.3511 | 0.04957 | 131 | 91 | 34 | 6 |
1254 | One of the ignition plugs lost its spark. | 1.3511 | 0.05189 | 131 | 93 | 30 | 8 |
1255 | His wife says he's a clown. | 1.3488 | 0.05464 | 129 | 94 | 25 | 10 |
1256 | It’s the new hybrid | 1.3488 | 0.05121 | 129 | 91 | 31 | 7 |
1257 | i said electric not eclectic | 1.3488 | 0.05121 | 129 | 91 | 31 | 7 |
1258 | That's your problem right there. Your cataclysmic converter turned into a tax accountant. | 1.3488 | 0.04879 | 129 | 89 | 35 | 5 |
1259 | Can you describe the noise? | 1.3488 | 0.05352 | 129 | 93 | 27 | 9 |
1260 | Here's where your unfunny noise is coming from. | 1.3475 | 0.05433 | 118 | 84 | 27 | 7 |
1261 | Mr President, first family is clear for the bunker, and may join you now. | 1.3471 | 0.05593 | 121 | 88 | 24 | 9 |
1262 | The nyuk-ing sound seems to be the result of a loose stooge, but I can’t be soiten. | 1.3471 | 0.05469 | 121 | 87 | 26 | 8 |
1263 | One of your cylinders is off. | 1.3471 | 0.05469 | 121 | 87 | 26 | 8 |
1264 | The gears of a clown? | 1.3471 | 0.05469 | 121 | 87 | 26 | 8 |
1265 | I'm sorry, Mr. Trump. I haven't seen anything like this since the Nixon administration. | 1.3471 | 0.05951 | 121 | 91 | 18 | 12 |
1266 | You can relax, Twitto. It's only Mitt's tie in the fan belt again. | 1.3468 | 0.05615 | 124 | 91 | 23 | 10 |
1267 | Your problem is not funny. | 1.3448 | 0.05352 | 116 | 82 | 28 | 6 |
1268 | Now we know where the funny noises are coming from. | 1.3440 | 0.05577 | 125 | 92 | 23 | 10 |
1269 | One of your plugs has lost its spark. I think you need a toonup! | 1.3440 | 0.05341 | 125 | 90 | 27 | 8 |
1270 | Seems you got yourself a class clown. | 1.3438 | 0.05254 | 128 | 92 | 28 | 8 |
1271 | The guy on the phone said you work on hybrids too. | 1.3438 | 0.05014 | 128 | 90 | 32 | 6 |
1272 | It seems to no longer be sparking joy. | 1.3438 | 0.05483 | 128 | 94 | 24 | 10 |
1273 | First, how about letting your advisers get back to the White House, President Trump? | 1.3438 | 0.05810 | 128 | 97 | 18 | 13 |
1274 | How did you even make it this far? | 1.3438 | 0.05014 | 128 | 90 | 32 | 6 |
1275 | That's the problem. You are using a stand-up comedian in your engine. | 1.3438 | 0.05370 | 128 | 93 | 26 | 9 |
1276 | Just like this car can’t be run by clowns, so is this country | 1.3438 | 0.05370 | 128 | 93 | 26 | 9 |
1277 | Seriously, stop Clowning Around. Where is the motor? | 1.3438 | 0.05254 | 128 | 92 | 28 | 8 |
1278 | There's your problem - you need a new straight man. | 1.3438 | 0.05014 | 128 | 90 | 32 | 6 |
1279 | See? Here's the problem, one of your clowns is misfiring. | 1.3438 | 0.05136 | 128 | 91 | 30 | 7 |
1280 | An off brand part always causes problems... | 1.3438 | 0.05370 | 128 | 93 | 26 | 9 |
1281 | "Well, it looks like only one of your cylinders is working. | 1.3438 | 0.05254 | 128 | 92 | 28 | 8 |
1282 | First things first: are any of you Pagliacci? | 1.3438 | 0.04763 | 128 | 90 | 33 | 5 |
1283 | Oh boy, looks like you got a misplaced nut in there | 1.3438 | 0.04632 | 128 | 87 | 38 | 3 |
1284 | Which one of you is responsible for the honking sound? | 1.3438 | 0.05594 | 128 | 95 | 22 | 11 |
1285 | Obviously, one of your four cylinders is not standard. | 1.3438 | 0.05254 | 128 | 92 | 28 | 8 |
1286 | Sir, I think I know what your problem is. | 1.3438 | 0.05136 | 128 | 91 | 30 | 7 |
1287 | Which one of you is the negative terminal? | 1.3438 | 0.04890 | 128 | 89 | 34 | 5 |
1288 | It looks like the new part isn't fitting in well. | 1.3438 | 0.05014 | 128 | 90 | 32 | 6 |
1289 | I've told you before, Biffy! You can only run on laughing gas. Never regular. | 1.3438 | 0.05254 | 128 | 92 | 28 | 8 |
1290 | Your miles per gag is down because you’re running with only three good jokes. | 1.3438 | 0.05594 | 128 | 95 | 22 | 11 |
1291 | You should see what's in the trunk. | 1.3438 | 0.05254 | 128 | 92 | 28 | 8 |
1292 | I was afraid of that. You've got a serious problem under the hood. | 1.3438 | 0.05014 | 128 | 90 | 32 | 6 |
1293 | Looks like your joy ride is over. | 1.3438 | 0.05370 | 128 | 93 | 26 | 9 |
1294 | Just fix it. No clowning around. | 1.3438 | 0.05136 | 128 | 93 | 27 | 8 |
1295 | When did you first notice the unfunny sounds? | 1.3438 | 0.05483 | 128 | 94 | 24 | 10 |
1296 | It looks like you may have a leak in your punch line. | 1.3438 | 0.05254 | 128 | 92 | 28 | 8 |
1297 | Mr. President, I did my best to round up your administration... But so many people were just clowning around!!!! | 1.3438 | 0.05594 | 128 | 95 | 22 | 11 |
1298 | I think I’ve found where that unfunny sound is coming from. | 1.3438 | 0.05136 | 128 | 91 | 30 | 7 |
1299 | I found the unfunny noise. | 1.3438 | 0.05370 | 128 | 93 | 26 | 9 |
1300 | Ok, guys, show's over. | 1.3438 | 0.04890 | 128 | 89 | 34 | 5 |
1301 | There’s your problem. Your engine’s running on only three clowns. | 1.3438 | 0.04890 | 128 | 89 | 34 | 5 |
1302 | It's not the transmission. | 1.3438 | 0.05254 | 128 | 92 | 28 | 8 |
1303 | You said it was making a funny sound? | 1.3438 | 0.05014 | 128 | 90 | 32 | 6 |
1304 | There's something funny going on in the engine, alright. | 1.3438 | 0.04890 | 128 | 89 | 34 | 5 |
1305 | Don’t look so surprised. The engine is at the rear. | 1.3438 | 0.05254 | 128 | 92 | 28 | 8 |
1306 | Now you know why the "buzzkill" light was on. | 1.3438 | 0.05370 | 128 | 93 | 26 | 9 |
1307 | Lately the jokes aren't hitting on all cylinders. | 1.3438 | 0.05254 | 128 | 92 | 28 | 8 |
1308 | I see the problem. One of your clowns went straight and I just need to bend it back. | 1.3438 | 0.05136 | 128 | 91 | 30 | 7 |
1309 | I had to borrow him from a Ford dealer. You don't know how hard it is to get genuine replacement parts for a clown car. | 1.3438 | 0.05254 | 128 | 92 | 28 | 8 |
1310 | These hybrids can be tricky to fix. | 1.3438 | 0.05014 | 128 | 90 | 32 | 6 |
1311 | A stiff cylinder head is nothing to laugh about. | 1.3438 | 0.05254 | 128 | 92 | 28 | 8 |
1312 | I need you to figure out what is preventing me from getting better smileage. | 1.3435 | 0.05394 | 131 | 96 | 25 | 10 |
1313 | Here’s your problem! You’re not firing on enough clowns | 1.3421 | 0.05687 | 114 | 83 | 23 | 8 |
1314 | Is this the Car Tune Network? | 1.3421 | 0.05822 | 114 | 84 | 21 | 9 |
1315 | Looks like I’ll need to replace the actuary. | 1.3419 | 0.05715 | 117 | 86 | 22 | 9 |
1316 | So that explains the elephant in the trunk... | 1.3419 | 0.05715 | 117 | 86 | 22 | 9 |
1317 | Which one needs the tune up? | 1.3419 | 0.05451 | 117 | 84 | 26 | 7 |
1318 | Diversity program | 1.3419 | 0.05584 | 117 | 85 | 24 | 8 |
1319 | It was at that moment Gary realized his reputation as “the office clown” was not as sound as he’d hoped. | 1.3419 | 0.05584 | 117 | 85 | 24 | 8 |
1320 | 'Sorry president, the economy can't run on clowns anymore!' | 1.3419 | 0.04568 | 117 | 87 | 25 | 5 |
1321 | It's funnier if you don't overthink it | 1.3419 | 0.05314 | 117 | 83 | 28 | 6 |
1322 | Which one of you clowns thought this was a good idea? | 1.3419 | 0.05451 | 117 | 84 | 26 | 7 |
1323 | Sir...” “Oh, sorry, the engine’s in the back. | 1.3419 | 0.05314 | 117 | 83 | 28 | 6 |
1324 | I’m loaning your this Bozo from my accounting department until a replacement arrives. | 1.3419 | 0.05715 | 117 | 86 | 22 | 9 |
1325 | Well, that's your problem right there. He's not making a funny noise" | 1.3419 | 0.05314 | 117 | 83 | 28 | 6 |
1326 | Joe's reckless comment to young Ronnie at dinner last night, "Why don't you just run off and join the circus!?", in hindsight, may have been a bit ill-conceived. | 1.3419 | 0.05029 | 117 | 81 | 32 | 4 |
1327 | We may have to bring in the ringmaster for this one. | 1.3419 | 0.05715 | 117 | 86 | 22 | 9 |
1328 | Obviously some clown installed the wrong part. | 1.3419 | 0.05173 | 117 | 82 | 30 | 5 |
1329 | You say your engine sounded funny? What did you expect? | 1.3419 | 0.05314 | 117 | 83 | 28 | 6 |
1330 | who was on duty the last time the car came in for a clown change? | 1.3419 | 0.05029 | 117 | 81 | 32 | 4 |
1331 | I think I see the problem, you’ve got a high price executive running this clown show. | 1.3419 | 0.05715 | 117 | 86 | 22 | 9 |
1332 | That's your problem right there. You installed a pundit instead of a clown. | 1.3419 | 0.05314 | 117 | 83 | 28 | 6 |
1333 | Never use aftermarket clowns. | 1.3419 | 0.05173 | 117 | 82 | 30 | 5 |
1334 | I found the problem, you are missing one clown and the accountant does not count. | 1.3419 | 0.05451 | 117 | 84 | 26 | 7 |
1335 | You better have an engine in the trunk, or we've got problems. | 1.3419 | 0.05584 | 117 | 85 | 24 | 8 |
1336 | You see, men in suits don't know how to act in the hood. | 1.3419 | 0.05715 | 117 | 86 | 22 | 9 |
1337 | Yep. You've thrown a Rodney | 1.3419 | 0.05173 | 117 | 84 | 27 | 6 |
1338 | we always travel with our agent. | 1.3419 | 0.05451 | 117 | 84 | 26 | 7 |
1339 | A-ha! The straight man has plugged the "gag" line. | 1.3419 | 0.05584 | 117 | 85 | 24 | 8 |
1340 | He's a clown all right. But not the right type for your vehicle. | 1.3419 | 0.05314 | 117 | 83 | 28 | 6 |
1341 | You got a misanthrope in your manifold | 1.3419 | 0.05173 | 117 | 82 | 30 | 5 |
1342 | He’s working under cover | 1.3419 | 0.05314 | 117 | 83 | 28 | 6 |
1343 | We put in one corporate clown to calculate driving statistics | 1.3419 | 0.05314 | 117 | 83 | 28 | 6 |
1344 | I see the problem. This one is serious. | 1.3419 | 0.05314 | 117 | 83 | 28 | 6 |
1345 | Well, of course the engine is in the rear. Any clown would know that!!!! | 1.3419 | 0.05173 | 117 | 82 | 30 | 5 |
1346 | There’s your problem. You got a bean counter in your engine. | 1.3419 | 0.05715 | 117 | 86 | 22 | 9 |
1347 | And you must be the acclowntant. | 1.3419 | 0.05842 | 117 | 87 | 20 | 10 |
1348 | Sorry folks, the carpool isn't going to make it to the Capitol today. | 1.3419 | 0.05314 | 117 | 83 | 28 | 6 |
1349 | We'll do everything we can to get you there before the vote, Senator. | 1.3419 | 0.05584 | 117 | 85 | 24 | 8 |
1350 | Well, there's your problem. One of your guys is trying to run this thing from a spreadsheet. | 1.3419 | 0.05715 | 117 | 86 | 22 | 9 |
1351 | Here's the problem - this accountant is killing your timing. | 1.3419 | 0.05173 | 117 | 82 | 30 | 5 |
1352 | Like I said, your Lincoln Clown Car can't use Serious radio! | 1.3419 | 0.05715 | 117 | 86 | 22 | 9 |
1353 | For this, you need Barnum and Bailey's Auto up the road. | 1.3419 | 0.05029 | 117 | 81 | 32 | 4 |
1354 | Well here's the problem, you've got an attorney! | 1.3419 | 0.05451 | 117 | 84 | 26 | 7 |
1355 | Oh, right . . . engine's in the back. | 1.3419 | 0.05314 | 117 | 83 | 28 | 6 |
1356 | You say one of them stopped honking? | 1.3419 | 0.05314 | 117 | 83 | 28 | 6 |
1357 | I'll give you good terms on a four cylinder tune up, but why are you insisting on a balloon payment? | 1.3419 | 0.05314 | 117 | 83 | 28 | 6 |
1358 | Can you adjust the one time in front? his timing is way off. | 1.3419 | 0.05584 | 117 | 85 | 24 | 8 |
1359 | Could you describe the "funny" sound? | 1.3419 | 0.05451 | 117 | 84 | 26 | 7 |
1360 | I'll juggle my schedule. | 1.3419 | 0.05314 | 117 | 83 | 28 | 6 |
1361 | Poor thing, it must have crawled in there to avoid working from home. | 1.3419 | 0.05029 | 117 | 81 | 32 | 4 |
1362 | The engine is sounding funny | 1.3419 | 0.05173 | 117 | 82 | 30 | 5 |
1363 | You want shoes realigned and rotated? | 1.3419 | 0.05029 | 117 | 84 | 28 | 5 |
1364 | Have you noticed any funny noises when you driving? | 1.3419 | 0.05173 | 117 | 82 | 30 | 5 |
1365 | This is why your car wasn't making a funny noise. | 1.3419 | 0.05314 | 117 | 83 | 28 | 6 |
1366 | I didn't realize this was a hybrid. | 1.3417 | 0.05487 | 120 | 87 | 25 | 8 |
1367 | A wise guy, eh? | 1.3417 | 0.05358 | 120 | 86 | 27 | 7 |
1368 | Well that explains the funny noises you have been hearing | 1.3413 | 0.05060 | 126 | 89 | 31 | 6 |
1369 | I thought this was a media circus. | 1.3413 | 0.05184 | 126 | 90 | 29 | 7 |
1370 | How did you fit in the entire White House? | 1.3413 | 0.05539 | 126 | 93 | 23 | 10 |
1371 | Which way to St. John’s Episcopal Church? | 1.3413 | 0.05873 | 126 | 96 | 17 | 13 |
1372 | Looks like that hitchhiker you picked up is the problem. He's funny strange, not funny ha-ha. | 1.3413 | 0.05184 | 126 | 90 | 29 | 7 |
1373 | I see, you have one of those new hybrids. | 1.3413 | 0.05060 | 126 | 89 | 31 | 6 |
1374 | No, Harry, you don't count, we only call you a clown at the office | 1.3413 | 0.05184 | 126 | 92 | 26 | 8 |
1375 | Oh. I think I see why your engine doesn't sound funny. | 1.3413 | 0.05184 | 126 | 90 | 29 | 7 |
1376 | I think we've identified the source of that not-so-funny noise. | 1.3413 | 0.05184 | 126 | 90 | 29 | 7 |
1377 | You may have been mentored by the best, but prior service in the White House does not automatically qualify you for this job. | 1.3413 | 0.05423 | 126 | 92 | 25 | 9 |
1378 | Wow - talk about a reason to call Car Talk ... | 1.3413 | 0.05764 | 126 | 95 | 19 | 12 |
1379 | Here's the problem, a non standard part. | 1.3413 | 0.05305 | 126 | 91 | 27 | 8 |
1380 | So, it runs on laughing gas? | 1.3413 | 0.05305 | 126 | 91 | 27 | 8 |
1381 | We need to discuss social distancing. | 1.3413 | 0.05184 | 126 | 90 | 29 | 7 |
1382 | Who's the clown with the tie? | 1.3413 | 0.05184 | 126 | 90 | 29 | 7 |
1383 | There's your problem there. You gotta CPA clogging the system. | 1.3413 | 0.05184 | 126 | 90 | 29 | 7 |
1384 | Hmm... Looks like one of your cylinders is a little square. | 1.3413 | 0.05184 | 126 | 90 | 29 | 7 |
1385 | Could the engine be in the rear? | 1.3413 | 0.05305 | 126 | 91 | 27 | 8 |
1386 | Oh, here’s your issue you clearly have a sketch writer in your prop stunt. | 1.3413 | 0.05423 | 126 | 92 | 25 | 9 |
1387 | Your Engine has seized up because of this stiff. | 1.3413 | 0.05184 | 126 | 90 | 29 | 7 |
1388 | This is a joke. | 1.3413 | 0.05653 | 126 | 94 | 21 | 11 |
1389 | I'm sorry, you'll have to take this to someone who's not afraid of clowns. | 1.3413 | 0.05060 | 126 | 89 | 31 | 6 |
1390 | I think you've come to the wrong place. You don't want Pep Boys, you want the Ringling Brothers. | 1.3413 | 0.05060 | 126 | 89 | 31 | 6 |
1391 | I'm afraid you'll have to replace the executive. | 1.3413 | 0.05060 | 126 | 89 | 31 | 6 |
1392 | Hmmm, no wonder it doesn't sound funny. | 1.3413 | 0.05184 | 126 | 90 | 29 | 7 |
1393 | I'm afraid your car is a joke | 1.3413 | 0.05423 | 126 | 92 | 25 | 9 |
1394 | Yeah, you've got some aftermarket parts here. | 1.3413 | 0.05184 | 126 | 90 | 29 | 7 |
1395 | That's why your engine wasn't making a funny sound. | 1.3413 | 0.05184 | 126 | 90 | 29 | 7 |
1396 | Only one cylinder seems to be working. | 1.3413 | 0.05539 | 126 | 93 | 23 | 10 |
1397 | Just needs a greasepaint job. | 1.3413 | 0.05653 | 126 | 94 | 21 | 11 |
1398 | Ok, try it now. | 1.3413 | 0.05539 | 126 | 93 | 23 | 10 |
1399 | Well, humor is all about timing so we should check that first. | 1.3413 | 0.05539 | 126 | 93 | 23 | 10 |
1400 | Here's the problem. There's a geek in your number one cylinder. | 1.3413 | 0.05423 | 126 | 92 | 25 | 9 |
1401 | There’s your problem — You’ve developed middle management. | 1.3413 | 0.05653 | 126 | 94 | 21 | 11 |
1402 | I see your problem. Somebody installed an accountant instead of a clown. The older models don't respond well to ties. | 1.3413 | 0.05305 | 126 | 91 | 27 | 8 |
1403 | When you said ‘Lincoln Clowncar,’ I thought you were kidding. | 1.3413 | 0.05305 | 126 | 91 | 27 | 8 |
1404 | Gosh, I didn't know ya' had a lawyer. Of course the repair is covered under warranty! | 1.3413 | 0.05184 | 126 | 90 | 29 | 7 |
1405 | Ah, the problem is that you’ve got a square peg in a clown hole. | 1.3413 | 0.05184 | 126 | 90 | 29 | 7 |
1406 | It's always best to change clowns every 3000 miles. | 1.3413 | 0.05305 | 126 | 91 | 27 | 8 |
1407 | Come on, Frank, quit clowning around... These guys have gotta go. | 1.3413 | 0.05184 | 126 | 90 | 29 | 7 |
1408 | Well, here's the problem. You're running on only three jesters. | 1.3413 | 0.05305 | 126 | 91 | 27 | 8 |
1409 | That funny sound in the motor...it needs to be hilarious. | 1.3413 | 0.05764 | 126 | 95 | 19 | 12 |
1410 | Whoa, there's your problem right there, Mr. Sulzberger, a conservative." | 1.3413 | 0.05423 | 126 | 92 | 25 | 9 |
1411 | He handled my divorce. Trust me on this. | 1.3413 | 0.05184 | 126 | 90 | 29 | 7 |
1412 | Well here's the problem -- some one put in an after market part! | 1.3413 | 0.05060 | 126 | 89 | 31 | 6 |
1413 | See, here's your problem: Somebody installed an accountant. He's not factory-approved. It could void your warranty. | 1.3413 | 0.05423 | 126 | 92 | 25 | 9 |
1414 | Well, for starters, we’re gonna need some pancake makeup, an orange wig, and a big round nose. | 1.3413 | 0.05305 | 126 | 91 | 27 | 8 |
1415 | Oh, off-brand parts. They can really affect your performance. | 1.3413 | 0.05423 | 126 | 92 | 25 | 9 |
1416 | You got a serious problem with one of your cylinders. | 1.3413 | 0.05184 | 126 | 90 | 29 | 7 |
1417 | I can fix it, but it’ll take 2 hours in makeup. | 1.3413 | 0.05184 | 126 | 90 | 29 | 7 |
1418 | When did you last change your Ollie? | 1.3391 | 0.05368 | 115 | 82 | 27 | 6 |
1419 | Remove this one and I’ll have your engine sounding funny again in no time. | 1.3391 | 0.05508 | 115 | 83 | 25 | 7 |
1420 | Where are the masks? | 1.3391 | 0.05508 | 115 | 83 | 25 | 7 |
1421 | Ah geez, haven’t seen a Russian clown car since the 60’s! | 1.3391 | 0.05224 | 115 | 81 | 29 | 5 |
1422 | You’ve got a serious problem under the hood. | 1.3391 | 0.05224 | 115 | 81 | 29 | 5 |
1423 | Sir, you really shouldn’t clown around under the hood. It can cause your car to run funny. | 1.3391 | 0.05076 | 115 | 80 | 31 | 4 |
1424 | Looks like your engine has a serious problem. | 1.3391 | 0.05224 | 115 | 81 | 29 | 5 |
1425 | There’s your problem! You’ve got 3 clowns under the hood! | 1.3391 | 0.05368 | 115 | 82 | 27 | 6 |
1426 | Goodbye, father." "Goodbye, son. | 1.3391 | 0.05909 | 115 | 86 | 19 | 10 |
1427 | Sorry Mr Trump even us clowns have standards. | 1.3391 | 0.06037 | 115 | 87 | 17 | 11 |
1428 | So... what seems to be the problem? | 1.3391 | 0.05368 | 115 | 82 | 27 | 6 |
1429 | It's a problem with the fool injection. | 1.3391 | 0.05076 | 115 | 80 | 31 | 4 |
1430 | Trust me, your problem is no joke. | 1.3391 | 0.05224 | 115 | 81 | 29 | 5 |
1431 | Your father and I want you to remember that there’s always a place for you here at the garage. | 1.3391 | 0.05224 | 115 | 81 | 29 | 5 |
1432 | Get out Henry, and send in the clown. | 1.3391 | 0.05508 | 115 | 83 | 25 | 7 |
1433 | No joke, you need to replace your engineer. | 1.3391 | 0.05508 | 115 | 83 | 25 | 7 |
1434 | I think I've got a purple wig and some lipstick out back that'll get you home. | 1.3391 | 0.05368 | 115 | 82 | 27 | 6 |
1435 | No, that's not it. I know that guy. He's definitely a clown. | 1.3391 | 0.05076 | 115 | 80 | 31 | 4 |
1436 | I can order a red nose and wig for this one here, but the face paint application is going to be custom. | 1.3391 | 0.05076 | 115 | 80 | 31 | 4 |
1437 | I could remove them but you wouldn’t be able to go on anymore joy rides. | 1.3391 | 0.05224 | 115 | 81 | 29 | 5 |
1438 | You said the horn in the only thing that's been working right? | 1.3391 | 0.05645 | 115 | 84 | 23 | 8 |
1439 | I told you clowns not to buy a hybrid. | 1.3391 | 0.05368 | 115 | 82 | 27 | 6 |
1440 | He's the problem all right | 1.3391 | 0.05368 | 115 | 82 | 27 | 6 |
1441 | Looks like you've got a joker in your clown car. | 1.3391 | 0.05778 | 115 | 85 | 21 | 9 |
1442 | The engines in the trunk. | 1.3391 | 0.05368 | 115 | 82 | 27 | 6 |
1443 | Looks like one of your four cylinders is a square | 1.3391 | 0.05508 | 115 | 83 | 25 | 7 |
1444 | Very funny. Now if you clowns will get out, I'll start repairing the car. | 1.3391 | 0.05224 | 115 | 81 | 29 | 5 |
1445 | Huh, that’s funny. | 1.3391 | 0.05508 | 115 | 83 | 25 | 7 |
1446 | This may be the source of the funny noise you are hearing. | 1.3391 | 0.05508 | 115 | 83 | 25 | 7 |
1447 | These aftermarket replacements never work as well as the original. | 1.3391 | 0.05368 | 115 | 82 | 27 | 6 |
1448 | I knew it was making a funny sound. | 1.3391 | 0.05508 | 115 | 83 | 25 | 7 |
1449 | No wonder you weren't getting good laugh mileage. | 1.3391 | 0.05224 | 115 | 81 | 29 | 5 |
1450 | Obviously only hitting on three cylinders. | 1.3391 | 0.05508 | 115 | 83 | 25 | 7 |
1451 | Sure, I can remove the accountant but it’s going to cost you... | 1.3391 | 0.05508 | 115 | 83 | 25 | 7 |
1452 | OK, I think I see the problem. Off brand part. | 1.3391 | 0.05368 | 115 | 82 | 27 | 6 |
1453 | He looked familiar. He jumped in as we were leaving D.C. | 1.3391 | 0.05508 | 115 | 83 | 25 | 7 |
1454 | Your fool tank’s been contaminated | 1.3391 | 0.05224 | 115 | 81 | 29 | 5 |
1455 | You said the engine was making a funny noise? | 1.3391 | 0.05224 | 115 | 81 | 29 | 5 |
1456 | It's rear-wheel drive; the hamsters are in the back. | 1.3391 | 0.05778 | 115 | 85 | 21 | 9 |
1457 | What other noise would this car make but funny? | 1.3391 | 0.05224 | 115 | 81 | 29 | 5 |
1458 | I see your problem; you've used a non-standard component. | 1.3391 | 0.05508 | 115 | 83 | 25 | 7 |
1459 | You're down a quart of oil and it's only running on three clowns. | 1.3391 | 0.05076 | 115 | 80 | 31 | 4 |
1460 | Well fix it quickly - we've got a country to run! | 1.3391 | 0.05368 | 115 | 82 | 27 | 6 |
1461 | We're on our way to Mar-a-Lago, hop in. | 1.3391 | 0.05645 | 115 | 84 | 23 | 8 |
1462 | Yes, he's our sales manager and yes he goes on all our test drives. | 1.3391 | 0.05508 | 115 | 83 | 25 | 7 |
1463 | OK, who volunteers for the exhaust probe? | 1.3391 | 0.05645 | 115 | 84 | 23 | 8 |
1464 | My bad for using an aftermarket part! | 1.3391 | 0.05224 | 115 | 81 | 29 | 5 |
1465 | I have bad news. One of the cylinder heads has lost is bearings. | 1.3391 | 0.05508 | 115 | 83 | 25 | 7 |
1466 | I think you need a 3-ring job. | 1.3391 | 0.05508 | 115 | 83 | 25 | 7 |
1467 | Oops. I thought you asked if I could work on a Crown Victoria. | 1.3391 | 0.05508 | 115 | 83 | 25 | 7 |
1468 | You need a cartoon up. | 1.3391 | 0.05508 | 115 | 83 | 25 | 7 |
1469 | Common problem, clowns to the left, jokers .... | 1.3391 | 0.05368 | 115 | 82 | 27 | 6 |
1470 | If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: engine trouble is no laughing matter." | 1.3391 | 0.05645 | 115 | 84 | 23 | 8 |
1471 | I was wrong. It's not the carburetor. | 1.3391 | 0.05368 | 115 | 82 | 27 | 6 |
1472 | Which one’s making a funny sound? | 1.3391 | 0.05368 | 115 | 82 | 27 | 6 |
1473 | Here's your problem... an aftermarket part. | 1.3391 | 0.05508 | 115 | 83 | 25 | 7 |
1474 | There’s an unfunny noise under the hood. Can you fix it? | 1.3391 | 0.05224 | 115 | 81 | 29 | 5 |
1475 | Your problem is, Bill here, refuses to participate. | 1.3391 | 0.05508 | 115 | 83 | 25 | 7 |
1476 | I see the problem. You hired an MBA didn’t you. | 1.3391 | 0.05368 | 115 | 82 | 27 | 6 |
1477 | You didn't get the message about social distancing? | 1.3391 | 0.05076 | 115 | 80 | 31 | 4 |
1478 | Well, there's the problem! They're supposed to be in the trunk! | 1.3391 | 0.05508 | 115 | 83 | 25 | 7 |
1479 | It looks like there's something not funny going on with your transmission. | 1.3391 | 0.05508 | 115 | 83 | 25 | 7 |
1480 | WOW, lots of clownpower | 1.3391 | 0.05368 | 115 | 82 | 27 | 6 |
1481 | No wonder. You’ve got a straight man under the hood. | 1.3391 | 0.05368 | 115 | 82 | 27 | 6 |
1482 | I see your problem. You've got a bad fool mix. | 1.3391 | 0.05778 | 115 | 85 | 21 | 9 |
1483 | With HOV lanes suspended, I don't need these anymore. | 1.3391 | 0.05224 | 115 | 81 | 29 | 5 |
1484 | His timing is off. | 1.3391 | 0.04766 | 115 | 78 | 35 | 2 |
1485 | I see the problem: one of your clowns has gone straight man.” | 1.3391 | 0.05224 | 115 | 81 | 29 | 5 |
1486 | You say the car doesn’t sound as funny as it used to? | 1.3390 | 0.05277 | 118 | 84 | 28 | 6 |
1487 | Senator, I already told you...you don’t have to join every circus the President organizes. Besides, he has more than enough clowns to run the show. | 1.3390 | 0.05923 | 118 | 89 | 18 | 11 |
1488 | Wait, is that you, Phil? | 1.3390 | 0.05277 | 118 | 84 | 28 | 6 |
1489 | Well the engine needs some work, but the horn works great. | 1.3390 | 0.05277 | 118 | 88 | 22 | 8 |
1490 | Larry, quit clowning around and get back on the phones. | 1.3390 | 0.05138 | 118 | 83 | 30 | 5 |
1491 | Dress for the job you want, not the one you have. | 1.3390 | 0.05544 | 118 | 86 | 24 | 8 |
1492 | I’m sorry but like I told you, I’m a mechanic, not a psychologist. | 1.3390 | 0.05544 | 118 | 86 | 24 | 8 |
1493 | I can get rid of the rattle but the giggles might be a problem. | 1.3390 | 0.04995 | 118 | 82 | 32 | 4 |
1494 | I'm sorry. Your warranty doesn't cover something that serious. | 1.3390 | 0.05544 | 118 | 86 | 24 | 8 |
1495 | He's actually dressed as the most common type of clown - a politician! | 1.3390 | 0.05544 | 118 | 86 | 24 | 8 |
1496 | No,I'm afraid there's no more room in Trump's cabinet | 1.3390 | 0.05412 | 118 | 85 | 26 | 7 |
1497 | I've found your problem. You're not going to think it's funny. | 1.3390 | 0.05412 | 118 | 85 | 26 | 7 |
1498 | Sorry, we only service clown cars, not hybrids. | 1.3390 | 0.05138 | 118 | 83 | 30 | 5 |
1499 | The problem is not any of the clowns, it's the crankshaft here. | 1.3390 | 0.04995 | 118 | 82 | 32 | 4 |
1500 | So, how many clowns per gallon do you get in this thing? | 1.3390 | 0.05412 | 118 | 85 | 26 | 7 |
1501 | There's your problem. That front element with glasses is not a factory authorized clown part. | 1.3390 | 0.05674 | 118 | 87 | 22 | 9 |
1502 | Your problem is, once one of 'em goes, they'll all start to go. | 1.3390 | 0.04995 | 118 | 82 | 32 | 4 |
1503 | So you’re probably hearing three funny sounds coming from the engine but the good news is that you only have one serious problem to worry about. | 1.3390 | 0.05674 | 118 | 87 | 22 | 9 |
1504 | Oh, that clown. He's the insurance adjuster. | 1.3390 | 0.05544 | 118 | 86 | 24 | 8 |
1505 | I see the problem. You have a Democrat in your Republician engine. | 1.3390 | 0.05412 | 118 | 85 | 26 | 7 |
1506 | The problem is the one right here. He is neither a Playskool nor a Fisher Price part. | 1.3390 | 0.05923 | 118 | 89 | 18 | 11 |
1507 | Your front end is out of alignment. | 1.3390 | 0.05544 | 118 | 86 | 24 | 8 |
1508 | Trouble is, I don't have a replacement clown. | 1.3390 | 0.05412 | 118 | 85 | 26 | 7 |
1509 | Well, that explains your "clown car's" conservative mileage" | 1.3390 | 0.05674 | 118 | 87 | 22 | 9 |
1510 | I see the problem. It's the clowns from the Senate trying to escape again. | 1.3390 | 0.05800 | 118 | 88 | 20 | 10 |
1511 | Family reunions; I never fit in. | 1.3390 | 0.05277 | 118 | 84 | 28 | 6 |
1512 | We'll have your Earl changed in a jiffy! | 1.3390 | 0.05138 | 118 | 83 | 30 | 5 |
1513 | There's your problem, corporate interference. | 1.3390 | 0.05138 | 118 | 83 | 30 | 5 |
1514 | That's a common problem with the Toyota Clownolla | 1.3390 | 0.05544 | 118 | 86 | 24 | 8 |
1515 | You're in luck. There's a recall on this. | 1.3390 | 0.05412 | 118 | 85 | 26 | 7 |
1516 | Here's why it's pulling to the right. | 1.3390 | 0.05138 | 118 | 83 | 30 | 5 |
1517 | Here's the problem. You didn't use original parts. | 1.3390 | 0.05277 | 118 | 84 | 28 | 6 |
1518 | You wouldn't believe where we stashed the elephant! | 1.3390 | 0.05544 | 118 | 86 | 24 | 8 |
1519 | I can supply the wig and nose. But I can't make him funny. | 1.3390 | 0.05412 | 118 | 85 | 26 | 7 |
1520 | Well, this little guy right here, he looks serious. | 1.3390 | 0.05277 | 118 | 84 | 28 | 6 |
1521 | Sure, it’ll get you there but it’s no match for a genuine part. | 1.3388 | 0.04917 | 121 | 84 | 33 | 4 |
1522 | Uh-oh! It looks serious. | 1.3388 | 0.05190 | 121 | 86 | 29 | 6 |
1523 | I brought it in for a new Bozo, not some clown from accounting! | 1.3388 | 0.05449 | 121 | 88 | 25 | 8 |
1524 | Now I understand why your “timing” is off! | 1.3388 | 0.05190 | 121 | 86 | 29 | 6 |
1525 | Unfortunately, it IS serious. | 1.3388 | 0.05321 | 121 | 87 | 27 | 7 |
1526 | There’s your problem, aftermarket not that funny. | 1.3388 | 0.05055 | 121 | 85 | 31 | 5 |
1527 | We call it engineering diversity. Makes the vehicle run smoother. | 1.3388 | 0.05449 | 121 | 88 | 25 | 8 |
1528 | Looks like an issue with your clown-a-lytic converter. | 1.3388 | 0.05190 | 121 | 86 | 29 | 6 |
1529 | Well there you go, you can fit seven Bill Barrs in a clown car. | 1.3388 | 0.05449 | 121 | 88 | 25 | 8 |
1530 | I see you bought the executive model. | 1.3388 | 0.05696 | 121 | 90 | 21 | 10 |
1531 | Not good at all. You have an IRS agent in cylinder three! | 1.3388 | 0.05696 | 121 | 90 | 21 | 10 |
1532 | Sir, I must ask you to step out so I can see if this one fits. | 1.3388 | 0.05574 | 121 | 89 | 23 | 9 |
1533 | Who was the clown that did your last fix? | 1.3388 | 0.05321 | 121 | 87 | 27 | 7 |
1534 | It's a clown car. What's he doing in there? | 1.3388 | 0.05321 | 121 | 87 | 27 | 7 |
1535 | There's the problem. Low smileage. | 1.3388 | 0.05055 | 121 | 85 | 31 | 5 |
1536 | Sir, you're going to have to get out of his seat. | 1.3388 | 0.05449 | 121 | 88 | 25 | 8 |
1537 | Looks like you've got three live wires and a really boring one. | 1.3388 | 0.05574 | 121 | 89 | 23 | 9 |
1538 | MY GOD—It’s serious. | 1.3388 | 0.05190 | 121 | 86 | 29 | 6 |
1539 | There's your problem. A lawyer. | 1.3388 | 0.05449 | 121 | 88 | 25 | 8 |
1540 | Well, that right there is why your engine doesn't sound funny. | 1.3388 | 0.05449 | 121 | 88 | 25 | 8 |
1541 | Looks like your clown car has developed a Republican Assclown. It will need to be removed immediately. | 1.3388 | 0.05449 | 121 | 88 | 25 | 8 |
1542 | To get the best performance, always use genuine clown parts" | 1.3388 | 0.05321 | 121 | 87 | 27 | 7 |
1543 | Here's the funny thing about what it's going to take to fix. | 1.3388 | 0.05696 | 121 | 90 | 21 | 10 |
1544 | Next time, use original manufacturer parts. | 1.3388 | 0.05190 | 121 | 86 | 29 | 6 |
1545 | I found what was making that unfunny sound. | 1.3388 | 0.05449 | 121 | 88 | 25 | 8 |
1546 | Y’all headed to the @gop convention I take it? | 1.3387 | 0.05233 | 124 | 89 | 28 | 7 |
1547 | You’re low on greasepaint | 1.3387 | 0.05107 | 124 | 88 | 30 | 6 |
1548 | He’s adopted | 1.3387 | 0.05357 | 124 | 90 | 26 | 8 |
1549 | One of these clowns works in The White House. | 1.3387 | 0.05597 | 124 | 92 | 22 | 10 |
1550 | I see the problem. With this Trump clown, your nation-wagon is no longer operating on all four cylinders. | 1.3387 | 0.05478 | 124 | 91 | 24 | 9 |
1551 | Ah, here’s your problem. It’s Kevin.... he’s ruining the timing. | 1.3387 | 0.05233 | 124 | 89 | 28 | 7 |
1552 | Obviously, Mack, Jiffy Clown screwed ya. | 1.3387 | 0.05478 | 124 | 91 | 24 | 9 |
1553 | Joey?... joining the circus is not going to make accounting any more fun. | 1.3387 | 0.05233 | 124 | 89 | 28 | 7 |
1554 | One of you clowns has a loose belt. | 1.3387 | 0.05233 | 124 | 89 | 28 | 7 |
1555 | Your problem here is a deadpan battery. | 1.3387 | 0.05357 | 124 | 90 | 26 | 8 |
1556 | It's the fan again. | 1.3387 | 0.05233 | 124 | 89 | 28 | 7 |
1557 | Never try to replace a circus clown with an office clown. It'll just slow everything down. | 1.3387 | 0.04977 | 124 | 87 | 32 | 5 |
1558 | Mr. BARR, pppllease, that is bono's seat. | 1.3387 | 0.05597 | 124 | 92 | 22 | 10 |
1559 | Well,here's your problem. One of your clowns is a dud. | 1.3387 | 0.05233 | 124 | 89 | 28 | 7 |
1560 | There's the problem: your last mechanic didn't use factory parts. | 1.3387 | 0.05233 | 124 | 89 | 28 | 7 |
1561 | Stop clowning around, Phil, and get back to work. | 1.3387 | 0.05597 | 124 | 92 | 22 | 10 |
1562 | I see the problem here, and it's no laughing matter. | 1.3387 | 0.05357 | 124 | 90 | 26 | 8 |
1563 | What's Bill Barr doing in there? | 1.3387 | 0.05826 | 124 | 94 | 18 | 12 |
1564 | That's the trunk. The engine's in the rear. | 1.3387 | 0.05233 | 124 | 89 | 28 | 7 |
1565 | I don’t know how to tune up a hybrid. | 1.3387 | 0.05478 | 124 | 91 | 24 | 9 |
1566 | The problem is, when you use non-certified parts, it voids the warranty. | 1.3387 | 0.05107 | 124 | 88 | 30 | 6 |
1567 | There’s always one funny guy | 1.3387 | 0.05357 | 124 | 90 | 26 | 8 |
1568 | Another four - with six or eight under the hood you get a lot more laughs. | 1.3387 | 0.05107 | 124 | 88 | 30 | 6 |
1569 | You're right, something doesn't sound funny in there | 1.3387 | 0.05357 | 124 | 90 | 26 | 8 |
1570 | Yep, I see it all the time. Using generic, non humorous parts just to save a Buck. | 1.3387 | 0.05357 | 124 | 90 | 26 | 8 |
1571 | The fun factor will go down a bit, but it should be much more reliable now that we’ve replaced one of the clowns with an accountant. | 1.3387 | 0.05597 | 124 | 92 | 22 | 10 |
1572 | That's a regular clown and this vehicle needs premium | 1.3387 | 0.05597 | 124 | 92 | 22 | 10 |
1573 | And it was making a funny noise you say? | 1.3387 | 0.04706 | 124 | 90 | 30 | 4 |
1574 | Everytime I stop there’s no explosion and the doors don’t fall off. | 1.3387 | 0.05357 | 124 | 90 | 26 | 8 |
1575 | This is serious. | 1.3387 | 0.05597 | 124 | 92 | 22 | 10 |
1576 | Oh...wow...I thought it was the automater, but it looks like it is the accountant. | 1.3387 | 0.05478 | 124 | 91 | 24 | 9 |
1577 | I heard something funny coming from the engine.” | 1.3387 | 0.05357 | 124 | 90 | 26 | 8 |
1578 | No wonder it’s running rough. The front cylinder is misaligned. | 1.3387 | 0.05357 | 124 | 90 | 26 | 8 |
1579 | Here's where the funny sound isn't coming from. | 1.3387 | 0.05233 | 124 | 89 | 28 | 7 |
1580 | It's just been acting funny lately | 1.3387 | 0.04706 | 124 | 89 | 30 | 5 |
1581 | These clowns couldn't fix it either. | 1.3387 | 0.05357 | 124 | 90 | 26 | 8 |
1582 | Yeah, I knew there was something not funny going on... | 1.3387 | 0.05107 | 124 | 88 | 30 | 6 |
1583 | We'll need to replace the square with another bozo. | 1.3387 | 0.05597 | 124 | 92 | 22 | 10 |
1584 | Your right — there’s definitely something funny in the engine. | 1.3387 | 0.05478 | 124 | 91 | 24 | 9 |
1585 | This won't be cheap. Your clown converter is failing. | 1.3387 | 0.05597 | 124 | 92 | 22 | 10 |
1586 | Face paint and nose I can do no problem, but the wig's gonna cost ya. | 1.3387 | 0.05597 | 124 | 92 | 22 | 10 |
1587 | But he’s the only one who pedals. | 1.3387 | 0.05107 | 124 | 88 | 30 | 6 |
1588 | Come on Jerry, this isn't funny. | 1.3387 | 0.05597 | 124 | 92 | 22 | 10 |
1589 | I’m sorry, Mr. Musk, but we can’t service electric clown cars. | 1.3387 | 0.05357 | 124 | 90 | 26 | 8 |
1590 | As you can see, that part really needs to get changed. | 1.3387 | 0.05357 | 124 | 90 | 26 | 8 |
1591 | I think it’s something serious. | 1.3387 | 0.05357 | 124 | 90 | 26 | 8 |
1592 | It was ALMOST one too many clowns. | 1.3387 | 0.05357 | 124 | 90 | 26 | 8 |
1593 | Well, I think if we get this little guy some big red shoes you'll be on your way | 1.3387 | 0.05357 | 124 | 90 | 26 | 8 |
1594 | It must be a government vehicle. | 1.3387 | 0.05478 | 124 | 91 | 24 | 9 |
1595 | You sure don’t see too many of these any more | 1.3387 | 0.05357 | 124 | 90 | 26 | 8 |
1596 | I’m afraid I’ll have to remove the accountant. | 1.3387 | 0.05357 | 124 | 90 | 26 | 8 |
1597 | I found your problem, you have a former White House Press Secretary under the hood. | 1.3387 | 0.05357 | 124 | 90 | 26 | 8 |
1598 | So that’s why it isn’t making a funny sound | 1.3387 | 0.05478 | 124 | 91 | 24 | 9 |
1599 | We're going to have to replace the wiring. You have a short circus. | 1.3387 | 0.05233 | 124 | 89 | 28 | 7 |
1600 | One of your cycles is bad. This is a four-joke engine. | 1.3387 | 0.04977 | 124 | 87 | 32 | 5 |
1601 | I see the problem - your nerd is acting up! | 1.3387 | 0.05233 | 124 | 89 | 28 | 7 |
1602 | I see why one of your clowns timing is off--he's a standup! | 1.3387 | 0.05826 | 124 | 94 | 18 | 12 |
1603 | There's a timing problem with your straight man. | 1.3387 | 0.05357 | 124 | 90 | 26 | 8 |
1604 | I think I found that not-so-funny noise. | 1.3387 | 0.05478 | 124 | 91 | 24 | 9 |
1605 | So you say it has been running a little unfunny? | 1.3387 | 0.05107 | 124 | 88 | 30 | 6 |
1606 | I think I see the problem...non factory parts!! | 1.3387 | 0.05233 | 124 | 89 | 28 | 7 |
1607 | Looks like you need to clear the auditor from the punch line | 1.3387 | 0.05357 | 124 | 90 | 26 | 8 |
1608 | We were on the highway when his rubber nose and wig blew off. | 1.3387 | 0.05357 | 124 | 90 | 26 | 8 |
1609 | You’re only firing on three cylinders. That one needs replacing. | 1.3387 | 0.05357 | 124 | 90 | 26 | 8 |
1610 | I'll give you $50 not to check the trunk. | 1.3387 | 0.05107 | 124 | 88 | 30 | 6 |
1611 | Please tell us we made it to Canada. | 1.3387 | 0.05357 | 124 | 90 | 26 | 8 |
1612 | What do you mean the engine's acting funny? | 1.3387 | 0.05107 | 124 | 88 | 30 | 6 |
1613 | Where’d you get this bozo? | 1.3387 | 0.05597 | 124 | 92 | 22 | 10 |
1614 | I can get you a loaner unicycle. | 1.3387 | 0.05233 | 124 | 89 | 28 | 7 |
1615 | The user's manual specifically says it: No substitutes. | 1.3387 | 0.05713 | 124 | 93 | 20 | 11 |
1616 | Worked a whole lot better in a telephone booth. | 1.3387 | 0.05478 | 124 | 91 | 24 | 9 |
1617 | Whoever worked on this last was a real comedian. | 1.3363 | 0.05123 | 113 | 79 | 30 | 4 |
1618 | This is why I don't work on American cars anymore | 1.3363 | 0.05123 | 113 | 79 | 30 | 4 |
1619 | It’s Jokers to the right. | 1.3363 | 0.05123 | 113 | 79 | 30 | 4 |
1620 | We think maybe our comedic timing belt is slightly off..... | 1.3363 | 0.05275 | 113 | 80 | 28 | 5 |
1621 | No wonder it didn't sound funny. | 1.3363 | 0.05567 | 113 | 82 | 24 | 7 |
1622 | Well, I think we’ve discovered what was making the funny noise. | 1.3363 | 0.05423 | 113 | 81 | 26 | 6 |
1623 | I thought the engine sounded funny. | 1.3363 | 0.05423 | 113 | 81 | 26 | 6 |
1624 | Well Bobo, that funny business under your hood is no joke. | 1.3363 | 0.05707 | 113 | 83 | 22 | 8 |
1625 | Well this is awkward | 1.3363 | 0.05423 | 113 | 81 | 26 | 6 |
1626 | Ah, I found the problem. You have a stowaway. | 1.3363 | 0.05707 | 113 | 83 | 22 | 8 |
1627 | Exactly what I expected to find in the crank case. | 1.3363 | 0.05423 | 113 | 81 | 26 | 6 |
1628 | The way I see it, you could either get a larger car or some smaller clowns. | 1.3363 | 0.04805 | 113 | 77 | 34 | 2 |
1629 | Looks like you got an odd one in. | 1.3363 | 0.05275 | 113 | 80 | 28 | 5 |
1630 | A little greasepaint and I’ll have it up and funny in no time. | 1.3363 | 0.05707 | 113 | 83 | 22 | 8 |
1631 | That’s NOT what four on the floor means! | 1.3363 | 0.05423 | 113 | 81 | 26 | 6 |
1632 | Next time maybe you'll listen when I tell you not to use non-factory replacements | 1.3363 | 0.05423 | 113 | 81 | 26 | 6 |
1633 | When did you first notice that the car was acting funny? | 1.3363 | 0.05423 | 113 | 81 | 26 | 6 |
1634 | Your comic timing belt needs to be replaced. | 1.3363 | 0.05275 | 113 | 80 | 28 | 5 |
1635 | Here's your problem. There's a WASP in your radiator. | 1.3363 | 0.05275 | 113 | 82 | 25 | 6 |
1636 | You were right. There *is* something serious going on... | 1.3363 | 0.05567 | 113 | 82 | 24 | 7 |
1637 | Looks like a problem with your crank. | 1.3363 | 0.05423 | 113 | 81 | 26 | 6 |
1638 | I'm sorry, your extended warranty does not cover bad knock-knock jokes. | 1.3363 | 0.05567 | 113 | 82 | 24 | 7 |
1639 | That's your problem, all right. I'm afraid it's serious. | 1.3363 | 0.05707 | 113 | 83 | 22 | 8 |
1640 | I've spotted something that appears to be serious in your engine, Mr. McDonald. | 1.3363 | 0.05978 | 113 | 85 | 18 | 10 |
1641 | Looks like we found the one not making funny noises. | 1.3363 | 0.05844 | 113 | 84 | 20 | 9 |
1642 | Found the source of the not-funny sound your car was making. | 1.3363 | 0.04967 | 113 | 78 | 32 | 3 |
1643 | Your 4th Clown is misfiring | 1.3363 | 0.05844 | 113 | 84 | 20 | 9 |
1644 | He showed up after the warranty expired. | 1.3363 | 0.05275 | 113 | 80 | 28 | 5 |
1645 | I'm sorry to tell have to you this Mr. Giggles, but it looks serious. | 1.3363 | 0.05423 | 113 | 81 | 26 | 6 |
1646 | Alright, which one of you is making the rattling noise?" | 1.3363 | 0.05423 | 113 | 81 | 26 | 6 |
1647 | This one needs to be aligned. | 1.3363 | 0.05423 | 113 | 81 | 26 | 6 |
1648 | I could slap some makeup and a wig on him, but it's going to cost you... | 1.3363 | 0.05423 | 113 | 81 | 26 | 6 |
1649 | That's your problem, you have a civilian in your 4 clown power propulsion system. | 1.3363 | 0.05567 | 113 | 82 | 24 | 7 |
1650 | Yup, there it is, three OEM clowns and one aftermarket stiff. | 1.3363 | 0.05123 | 113 | 79 | 30 | 4 |
1651 | Yep, it’s going to cost a lot of money. You’ve got a serious problem here. | 1.3363 | 0.05275 | 113 | 80 | 28 | 5 |
1652 | Look, here's why it doesn't make that funny sound. | 1.3363 | 0.05423 | 113 | 81 | 26 | 6 |
1653 | That'll be $80 for the tune-up and $25 to rotate the clowns | 1.3363 | 0.05275 | 113 | 80 | 28 | 5 |
1654 | This one lets the car run on regular. | 1.3363 | 0.05423 | 113 | 81 | 26 | 6 |
1655 | I gotta suspect one of these clowns has gone bad. | 1.3363 | 0.05707 | 113 | 83 | 22 | 8 |
1656 | I guess that explains the funny noise | 1.3363 | 0.05275 | 113 | 80 | 28 | 5 |
1657 | Well, Sir, you still have a majority in the clown car. | 1.3363 | 0.05567 | 113 | 82 | 24 | 7 |
1658 | Well, Pickles, I think we can finally use that hilariously oversized wrench. | 1.3363 | 0.05423 | 113 | 81 | 26 | 6 |
1659 | No wonder it won't run, the accountant is soaking up all the frission. | 1.3363 | 0.05707 | 113 | 83 | 22 | 8 |
1660 | This is a seriousness problem. | 1.3363 | 0.05567 | 113 | 82 | 24 | 7 |
1661 | Yep...seeing a lot of issues with these clown-accountant hybrids. | 1.3363 | 0.05567 | 113 | 82 | 24 | 7 |
1662 | Gentlemen, what kind of fool do you take me for? | 1.3363 | 0.05123 | 113 | 79 | 30 | 4 |
1663 | He must be a former Trump appointee. | 1.3363 | 0.05707 | 113 | 83 | 22 | 8 |
1664 | I'm sorry, sir, but the manufacturer's warranty required the use of factory parts, only. | 1.3363 | 0.05123 | 113 | 79 | 30 | 4 |
1665 | I see it's equipt with four on the floor | 1.3363 | 0.05844 | 113 | 84 | 20 | 9 |
1666 | That right there is the reason for the knock-knock under the hood. | 1.3363 | 0.05567 | 113 | 82 | 24 | 7 |
1667 | Aha! Something isn’t funny under the hood! | 1.3363 | 0.05707 | 113 | 83 | 22 | 8 |
1668 | Yup there’s the problem. It looks like your timing is off. | 1.3363 | 0.05123 | 113 | 79 | 30 | 4 |
1669 | I'd say the likely problem is that your timing is off. | 1.3363 | 0.04967 | 113 | 78 | 32 | 3 |
1670 | Looks like that one's not a factory part | 1.3363 | 0.05123 | 113 | 79 | 30 | 4 |
1671 | The problem is the guy with the tie, he’s not an approved clown car component. | 1.3363 | 0.05423 | 113 | 81 | 26 | 6 |
1672 | It appears one of your cylinders is no longer performing | 1.3363 | 0.05567 | 113 | 82 | 24 | 7 |
1673 | Which one of you clowns has been knocking? | 1.3363 | 0.05275 | 113 | 80 | 28 | 5 |
1674 | Unconventional, but it will keep good track of your mileage. | 1.3363 | 0.05123 | 113 | 79 | 30 | 4 |
1675 | Hey Bozo- get outta the car! | 1.3363 | 0.05707 | 113 | 83 | 22 | 8 |
1676 | Yeah. This could be something serious. | 1.3363 | 0.05423 | 113 | 81 | 26 | 6 |
1677 | Your funniness is a quart low. | 1.3363 | 0.05423 | 113 | 81 | 26 | 6 |
1678 | That's your problem, you have a corporate clown in there. | 1.3363 | 0.05423 | 113 | 81 | 26 | 6 |
1679 | Yep. Two more Republicans can fit up here. | 1.3363 | 0.05707 | 113 | 83 | 22 | 8 |
1680 | George just seems to have his heart set on running off with the circus. | 1.3363 | 0.05567 | 113 | 82 | 24 | 7 |
1681 | I think I have found the problem sir. One of the front plugs has no sparkle. | 1.3363 | 0.05567 | 113 | 82 | 24 | 7 |
1682 | Well, that explains why it's making an unfunny sound. | 1.3363 | 0.05423 | 113 | 81 | 26 | 6 |
1683 | Well I haven’t worked on one of these babies in a while, but I think I may see the problem... | 1.3363 | 0.05275 | 113 | 80 | 28 | 5 |
1684 | This one looks normal—which I think is the problem. | 1.3363 | 0.04967 | 113 | 78 | 32 | 3 |
1685 | You’ve run out of seltzer | 1.3363 | 0.05423 | 113 | 81 | 26 | 6 |
1686 | Sometimes it looks like a Genuine Clown Replacement Part™️ but it’s really only a Twerp or a Ninny. | 1.3363 | 0.05707 | 113 | 83 | 22 | 8 |
1687 | Unfortunately, replacing the CPA isn’t covered by your warranty | 1.3363 | 0.05567 | 113 | 82 | 24 | 7 |
1688 | When I give you the estimate, you'll be crying on the inside. | 1.3363 | 0.05123 | 113 | 79 | 30 | 4 |
1689 | I think I see what's affecting your performance. | 1.3363 | 0.05275 | 113 | 80 | 28 | 5 |
1690 | Clearly you have a clown infestation. | 1.3363 | 0.05567 | 113 | 82 | 24 | 7 |
1691 | Looks like one of your four cylinders is a mis-fit! | 1.3363 | 0.05423 | 113 | 81 | 26 | 6 |
1692 | It appears you have a serious problem. | 1.3363 | 0.05275 | 113 | 80 | 28 | 5 |
1693 | I don't know, I heard a funny sound . | 1.3363 | 0.05423 | 113 | 81 | 26 | 6 |
1694 | That may be the un-funny noise in the engine. | 1.3363 | 0.05423 | 113 | 81 | 26 | 6 |
1695 | I’m assuming the engine is in the back. | 1.3363 | 0.05567 | 113 | 82 | 24 | 7 |
1696 | It's the one in the glasses who isn't pedaling. | 1.3363 | 0.05275 | 113 | 80 | 28 | 5 |
1697 | No wonder it won't go. Your front left just tells Dad jokes. | 1.3363 | 0.05567 | 113 | 82 | 24 | 7 |
1698 | I work on automatic transmissions. This one's got four on the floor. | 1.3363 | 0.05275 | 113 | 80 | 28 | 5 |
1699 | I'm afraid your problem is a blown head gasket. | 1.3363 | 0.04805 | 113 | 77 | 34 | 2 |
1700 | Well, we found the source of that unfunny noise. | 1.3363 | 0.05567 | 113 | 82 | 24 | 7 |
1701 | I think your intern is acting up. | 1.3363 | 0.04805 | 113 | 77 | 34 | 2 |
1702 | There's your problem: head bozo sprung a geek. | 1.3363 | 0.05567 | 113 | 82 | 24 | 7 |
1703 | I see. You seem to have a 'serious' problem. | 1.3363 | 0.05275 | 113 | 80 | 28 | 5 |
1704 | This isn't funny. You've got an accountant clogging your carburetor. | 1.3363 | 0.05423 | 113 | 81 | 26 | 6 |
1705 | There's your problem right there. You can't move forward with a politician under the hood. | 1.3363 | 0.05707 | 113 | 83 | 22 | 8 |
1706 | The car was running a little funny? We figured it out. | 1.3361 | 0.05021 | 122 | 86 | 31 | 5 |
1707 | Mr. Trump, the last of your supporters have arrived | 1.3361 | 0.05656 | 122 | 91 | 21 | 10 |
1708 | I thought you said this was a smart car, | 1.3361 | 0.05411 | 122 | 89 | 25 | 8 |
1709 | Well, that explains it. | 1.3361 | 0.05656 | 122 | 91 | 21 | 10 |
1710 | I see your problem. You are running on mixed metaphors. | 1.3361 | 0.05284 | 122 | 88 | 27 | 7 |
1711 | There's the problem. Someone replaced your radiator with an accountant. | 1.3361 | 0.05535 | 122 | 90 | 23 | 9 |
1712 | We need to send in a clown. | 1.3361 | 0.05411 | 122 | 89 | 25 | 8 |
1713 | There is no way I can fix this without some makeup. | 1.3361 | 0.05411 | 122 | 89 | 25 | 8 |
1714 | Sorry sir, this is a pro-trump car. | 1.3361 | 0.05774 | 122 | 92 | 19 | 11 |
1715 | I don’t know, one of the just started acting normally. | 1.3361 | 0.05656 | 122 | 91 | 21 | 10 |
1716 | My professional disgnosis: ONE dead-beat cylinder. | 1.3361 | 0.05411 | 122 | 89 | 25 | 8 |
1717 | Every family has that odd one that no one talks about. | 1.3361 | 0.05155 | 122 | 87 | 29 | 6 |
1718 | Stop clowning around where did you put the engine! | 1.3361 | 0.05155 | 122 | 87 | 29 | 6 |
1719 | That’s the risk you take in buying a hybrid. | 1.3361 | 0.05155 | 122 | 87 | 29 | 6 |
1720 | You’re my first post-modern clown... | 1.3361 | 0.05284 | 122 | 88 | 27 | 7 |
1721 | Most of the issues I see with this car are not serious.” | 1.3361 | 0.05284 | 122 | 88 | 27 | 7 |
1722 | That's what I thought. Bad engine head. | 1.3361 | 0.05411 | 122 | 89 | 25 | 8 |
1723 | I knew there was something funny about the motor. | 1.3361 | 0.05155 | 122 | 87 | 29 | 6 |
1724 | Your dipstick is very dry | 1.3361 | 0.05411 | 122 | 89 | 25 | 8 |
1725 | Yes, you are one Bozo short | 1.3361 | 0.05774 | 122 | 92 | 19 | 11 |
1726 | Yup, your car has engineer trouble. | 1.3361 | 0.05284 | 122 | 88 | 27 | 7 |
1727 | It’s Bring Your Insurance Adjuster to Work Day. | 1.3361 | 0.05535 | 122 | 90 | 23 | 9 |
1728 | Welcome to the Trump rally | 1.3333 | 0.05424 | 108 | 77 | 26 | 5 |
1729 | Well you can’t add a middle manager and expect things to run smoothly. | 1.3333 | 0.05012 | 111 | 77 | 31 | 3 |
1730 | Fix it quickly - we’ve got a country to run! | 1.3333 | 0.05581 | 108 | 78 | 24 | 6 |
1731 | Oh, three clowns and one undecided | 1.3333 | 0.05424 | 108 | 77 | 26 | 5 |
1732 | It’s been making a funny sound when I press on the gas. | 1.3333 | 0.05771 | 111 | 82 | 21 | 8 |
1733 | Hey, clowns can be president too! | 1.3333 | 0.06445 | 108 | 84 | 12 | 12 |
1734 | See what I mean? I think one of the heads isn’t cracked. | 1.3333 | 0.05336 | 120 | 87 | 26 | 7 |
1735 | Well there’s your problem! That front left one’s a bit too stiff! | 1.3333 | 0.05095 | 108 | 75 | 30 | 3 |
1736 | I think I’ve found your problem. That one with a tie is a Democrat. | 1.3333 | 0.05734 | 108 | 79 | 22 | 7 |
1737 | Well there’s your problem. Cliff isn’t funny. | 1.3333 | 0.05771 | 111 | 82 | 21 | 8 |
1738 | The best I can do is a spare lawyer | 1.3333 | 0.05480 | 111 | 80 | 25 | 6 |
1739 | Looks serious. | 1.3333 | 0.05734 | 108 | 79 | 22 | 7 |
1740 | Somebody always doesn’t get the memo. | 1.3333 | 0.05480 | 111 | 80 | 25 | 6 |
1741 | Sorry for the confusion, we had you down for the CROWN Victoria today... | 1.3333 | 0.05883 | 108 | 80 | 20 | 8 |
1742 | There's your problem. The clown wearing the tie. | 1.3333 | 0.06029 | 108 | 81 | 18 | 9 |
1743 | You’re right, It does sound funny. | 1.3333 | 0.05328 | 111 | 79 | 27 | 5 |
1744 | They’re on their way to the West Wing. | 1.3333 | 0.05734 | 108 | 79 | 22 | 7 |
1745 | Hybrids never give you great performance. | 1.3333 | 0.05328 | 111 | 79 | 27 | 5 |
1746 | Can you fix IT? | 1.3333 | 0.05883 | 108 | 80 | 20 | 8 |
1747 | It's a rental. | 1.3333 | 0.05466 | 120 | 88 | 24 | 8 |
1748 | Congress decided to carpool. | 1.3333 | 0.05627 | 111 | 81 | 23 | 7 |
1749 | I see your problem already. You got a real bozo where the regular Bozo should be. | 1.3333 | 0.05734 | 108 | 79 | 22 | 7 |
1750 | One of your cylinders is not performing! | 1.3333 | 0.04783 | 120 | 86 | 30 | 4 |
1751 | I see the problem now, you're down a clown. | 1.3333 | 0.05480 | 111 | 80 | 25 | 6 |
1752 | I thought something sounded funny! | 1.3333 | 0.05480 | 111 | 80 | 25 | 6 |
1753 | Looks pretty serious to me. | 1.3333 | 0.05383 | 114 | 82 | 26 | 6 |
1754 | Oh, this clown is going to need to be replaced. | 1.3333 | 0.05328 | 111 | 79 | 27 | 5 |
1755 | Sure, I can fix it, but this guy here voids the clown car warranty. | 1.3333 | 0.05771 | 111 | 82 | 21 | 8 |
1756 | Working on a hybrid can be tricky | 1.3333 | 0.04845 | 111 | 76 | 33 | 2 |
1757 | I think I've found the problem. This one's not OEM. | 1.3333 | 0.05734 | 108 | 79 | 22 | 7 |
1758 | Well see, here's your problem. That guy is throwing your timing off. | 1.3333 | 0.05262 | 108 | 76 | 28 | 4 |
1759 | Nice honkers. | 1.3333 | 0.05328 | 111 | 79 | 27 | 5 |
1760 | Isn't it rich? | 1.3333 | 0.05581 | 108 | 78 | 24 | 6 |
1761 | The spare always looks a little funny. | 1.3333 | 0.05012 | 111 | 77 | 31 | 3 |
1762 | We get it, you don't like your job. But give the clown his seat back, Fred. | 1.3333 | 0.05429 | 117 | 85 | 25 | 7 |
1763 | Looks funny. We’ll need to run a diagnostic test. | 1.3333 | 0.05262 | 108 | 76 | 28 | 4 |
1764 | Which one of you is Elon? | 1.3333 | 0.05172 | 111 | 78 | 29 | 4 |
1765 | Sorry, they all have to be clowns to get the discount. | 1.3333 | 0.05771 | 111 | 82 | 21 | 8 |
1766 | Ah, there's your problem, see? Aftermarket parts don't always fit in. | 1.3333 | 0.05627 | 111 | 81 | 23 | 7 |
1767 | Your right-front cylinder is nothing to laugh about. | 1.3333 | 0.05883 | 108 | 80 | 20 | 8 |
1768 | It seems that someone has slipped in an unauthorised part. | 1.3333 | 0.05172 | 111 | 78 | 29 | 4 |
1769 | I see what the problem is. 25% of your engine has developed an actual sense of humor. | 1.3333 | 0.05480 | 111 | 80 | 25 | 6 |
1770 | So,you're hearing an odd sound from under the hood.. | 1.3333 | 0.04922 | 108 | 74 | 32 | 2 |
1771 | When 's the last time you changed your husband? | 1.3333 | 0.05262 | 108 | 76 | 28 | 4 |
1772 | Here’s the problem. One of your spark plugs is a dud. | 1.3333 | 0.05480 | 111 | 80 | 25 | 6 |
1773 | I’m sorry. I just find accountants scary. | 1.3333 | 0.05328 | 111 | 79 | 27 | 5 |
1774 | Your right wing nut’s out of place | 1.3333 | 0.05424 | 108 | 77 | 26 | 5 |
1775 | What ya got here is a part that doesn't fit, Mr. President | 1.3333 | 0.05883 | 108 | 80 | 20 | 8 |
1776 | He's taking us to the White House to replace the other clowns that make his administration run. | 1.3333 | 0.05593 | 120 | 89 | 22 | 9 |
1777 | I think your clown car is only firing on 3 cylinders.... | 1.3333 | 0.05883 | 108 | 80 | 20 | 8 |
1778 | It seems like one of your clowns is not up to speed! | 1.3333 | 0.05336 | 120 | 87 | 26 | 7 |
1779 | You really shouldn't be using aftermarket parts. | 1.3333 | 0.05012 | 111 | 77 | 31 | 3 |
1780 | Here's why it smells funny. You added "regular". | 1.3333 | 0.05593 | 120 | 89 | 22 | 9 |
1781 | Well, Mr. Barr, I guess you do qualify as a clown. | 1.3333 | 0.05883 | 108 | 80 | 20 | 8 |
1782 | Is this a hybrid? | 1.3333 | 0.04927 | 120 | 84 | 32 | 4 |
1783 | How did this BOZO get in there? | 1.3333 | 0.05883 | 108 | 80 | 20 | 8 |
1784 | Thanks for letting me look under the hood. I've never seen the workings of a Tesla. | 1.3333 | 0.05771 | 111 | 82 | 21 | 8 |
1785 | Look like your left front clown has sold out. | 1.3333 | 0.05911 | 111 | 83 | 19 | 9 |
1786 | Nothing personal, but your mechanic is a Bozo. | 1.3333 | 0.04922 | 108 | 74 | 32 | 2 |
1787 | I see the problem. That cylinder head - it’s serious. | 1.3333 | 0.05248 | 123 | 89 | 27 | 7 |
1788 | We can remove the accountant but it will require that we replace all the seltzer water dispensers. Big job. | 1.3333 | 0.05771 | 111 | 82 | 21 | 8 |
1789 | That's where the un-funny noise is coming from. | 1.3333 | 0.05480 | 111 | 80 | 25 | 6 |
1790 | On your way to the White House? | 1.3333 | 0.05627 | 111 | 81 | 23 | 7 |
1791 | Yes, you made it look funny, but you didn’t make it sound funny. | 1.3333 | 0.05172 | 111 | 80 | 26 | 5 |
1792 | Exactly when did it stop sounding funny? | 1.3333 | 0.05480 | 111 | 80 | 25 | 6 |
1793 | I’m afraid the problem looks serious. | 1.3333 | 0.05262 | 108 | 76 | 28 | 4 |
1794 | I see we have a serious problem. | 1.3333 | 0.05734 | 108 | 79 | 22 | 7 |
1795 | All right the jokes over. Get out of the car Mr. Barr. | 1.3333 | 0.05480 | 111 | 80 | 25 | 6 |
1796 | Now I know it's not Pennywise himself, but Bob from I.T. should work fine as a replacement. | 1.3333 | 0.05480 | 111 | 80 | 25 | 6 |
1797 | You have to change them every 5000 miles | 1.3333 | 0.05480 | 111 | 80 | 25 | 6 |
1798 | I see your trouble now, one clown needs firing. | 1.3333 | 0.05771 | 111 | 82 | 21 | 8 |
1799 | something is wrong, we're not getting enough miles per clown. | 1.3333 | 0.05771 | 111 | 82 | 21 | 8 |
1800 | We're Trump delegates. Can you get us back on the road to the Republican convention? | 1.3333 | 0.05627 | 111 | 81 | 23 | 7 |
1801 | All I could find was generic parts. | 1.3333 | 0.04922 | 108 | 74 | 32 | 2 |
1802 | You have a blown clown | 1.3333 | 0.06048 | 111 | 84 | 17 | 10 |
1803 | Well there's the problem. One of your cylinder heads is a complete square. | 1.3333 | 0.05911 | 111 | 83 | 19 | 9 |
1804 | We are going to have to replace the one that’s gone nerd | 1.3333 | 0.05204 | 120 | 86 | 28 | 6 |
1805 | You were expecting a straight four engine? | 1.3333 | 0.05480 | 111 | 80 | 25 | 6 |
1806 | Here's why your engine doesn't sound as funny... | 1.3333 | 0.05328 | 111 | 79 | 27 | 5 |
1807 | You realize you void the warranty when you try to fix it yourself, right? | 1.3333 | 0.05067 | 120 | 85 | 30 | 5 |
1808 | Who put this clown in the clown car? | 1.3333 | 0.05172 | 111 | 78 | 29 | 4 |
1809 | These after-market parts never really fit in. | 1.3333 | 0.05095 | 108 | 75 | 30 | 3 |
1810 | You paid Barnum how much for this? | 1.3333 | 0.05911 | 111 | 83 | 19 | 9 |
1811 | We see this a lot in clown cars. | 1.3333 | 0.05627 | 111 | 81 | 23 | 7 |
1812 | Found your problem. You had the wrong part installed. We remove the average guy, replace him with a clown, and your back in the show. | 1.3333 | 0.05581 | 108 | 78 | 24 | 6 |
1813 | He's funny, just not "Ha, ha" funny. | 1.3333 | 0.05172 | 111 | 78 | 29 | 4 |
1814 | ...it’s nothing a little bit of grease paint won’t fix. | 1.3333 | 0.05480 | 111 | 80 | 25 | 6 |
1815 | There shouldn't be any issues. White house staff members are considered clowns now. | 1.3333 | 0.05734 | 108 | 79 | 22 | 7 |
1816 | The suspension looks normal but everything else seems a little funny. | 1.3333 | 0.05204 | 120 | 86 | 28 | 6 |
1817 | I heard about this family on Car Talk. | 1.3333 | 0.05328 | 111 | 79 | 27 | 5 |
1818 | Your problem is cylinder one and it's not funny. | 1.3333 | 0.05581 | 108 | 78 | 24 | 6 |
1819 | Here's your problem....you've got an accountant. | 1.3333 | 0.05734 | 108 | 79 | 22 | 7 |
1820 | No wonder the engine sounds funny. | 1.3333 | 0.05581 | 108 | 78 | 24 | 6 |
1821 | I see the problem. Your car's governor is too restrictive. | 1.3333 | 0.05336 | 120 | 87 | 26 | 7 |
1822 | Political Clowns only work in Town Cars, and not Clown Cars | 1.3333 | 0.05328 | 111 | 79 | 27 | 5 |
1823 | Oh, yeah...what you got here is a defective cylinder head. | 1.3333 | 0.05328 | 111 | 79 | 27 | 5 |
1824 | Son, this is not the way to run off and join the circus. | 1.3333 | 0.05172 | 111 | 80 | 26 | 5 |
1825 | This problem tends to happen with Volkswagens. | 1.3333 | 0.05328 | 111 | 79 | 27 | 5 |
1826 | Right there's the reason for the recall. | 1.3333 | 0.05424 | 108 | 77 | 26 | 5 |
1827 | Well, now we know the unfunny sound you've been hearing. | 1.3333 | 0.05172 | 111 | 78 | 29 | 4 |
1828 | You're asking me which one of these clowns is the Times media columnist? | 1.3304 | 0.05888 | 115 | 87 | 18 | 10 |
1829 | I always suspected bureaucrats of clowning around. This proves it. | 1.3304 | 0.05622 | 115 | 85 | 22 | 8 |
1830 | I don't know what kind of clown you had working on this car, but he replaced the solenoid with a humanoid. | 1.3304 | 0.05344 | 115 | 83 | 26 | 6 |
1831 | I don't want to be an accountant dad, I have new friends and I'm going to be a costumed physical comedian. | 1.3304 | 0.05888 | 115 | 87 | 18 | 10 |
1832 | Never worked on a clown car before. Is this a Trump Administration vehicle? | 1.3304 | 0.05757 | 115 | 86 | 20 | 9 |
1833 | Sorry pal, but this definitely invalidates your warranty | 1.3304 | 0.05135 | 112 | 79 | 29 | 4 |
1834 | You have four problems here, and one of them is not funny at all | 1.3304 | 0.05585 | 112 | 82 | 23 | 7 |
1835 | Well, I found the problem | 1.3304 | 0.04976 | 112 | 78 | 31 | 3 |
1836 | I'm getting too old for this | 1.3304 | 0.05289 | 112 | 80 | 27 | 5 |
1837 | I’m not certified to repair hybrids” | 1.3304 | 0.05439 | 112 | 81 | 25 | 6 |
1838 | I think I see your problem, but it's going to cost you. | 1.3304 | 0.04976 | 112 | 80 | 28 | 4 |
1839 | And it's been running like this for 3 years you say? | 1.3304 | 0.05727 | 112 | 83 | 21 | 8 |
1840 | Oh, Congress in recess for the summer already? | 1.3304 | 0.05727 | 112 | 83 | 21 | 8 |
1841 | It looks like you’re one clown down. Fill ‘er up? | 1.3304 | 0.04976 | 112 | 78 | 31 | 3 |
1842 | Quickly, get me the jaws of laughter | 1.3304 | 0.05585 | 112 | 82 | 23 | 7 |
1843 | Are you sure it makes a giggling sound when it runs | 1.3304 | 0.05289 | 112 | 80 | 27 | 5 |
1844 | As I suspected, it’s Carl here that’s been making that unfunny noise. | 1.3304 | 0.05289 | 112 | 80 | 27 | 5 |
1845 | Whoa! Somebody stuck a Mormon in your car. | 1.3304 | 0.05585 | 112 | 82 | 23 | 7 |
1846 | How did our accountant get in here? | 1.3304 | 0.05135 | 112 | 79 | 29 | 4 |
1847 | Funny, it didn't look like a smart car until we opened the hood. | 1.3304 | 0.05439 | 112 | 81 | 25 | 6 |
1848 | They should rest their feet for a few days and then you should be good to go. | 1.3304 | 0.05289 | 112 | 80 | 27 | 5 |
1849 | Here’s your problem. You can’t put a nerd in a clown car. | 1.3304 | 0.05585 | 112 | 82 | 23 | 7 |
1850 | You're kidding me. | 1.3304 | 0.05727 | 112 | 83 | 21 | 8 |
1851 | Yep, just as I thought. You've got a faulty header! | 1.3304 | 0.05289 | 112 | 80 | 27 | 5 |
1852 | Well I get freaked out by auto mechanics , but I don't let it interfere with my job! | 1.3304 | 0.05585 | 112 | 82 | 23 | 7 |
1853 | Uh-oh! Using aftermarket parts voids your warranty! | 1.3304 | 0.05135 | 112 | 79 | 29 | 4 |
1854 | Oh yeah, definitely the head gasket. | 1.3304 | 0.05289 | 112 | 80 | 27 | 5 |
1855 | Don't mind me, I'm just auditing the class. | 1.3304 | 0.05439 | 112 | 81 | 25 | 6 |
1856 | I see the problem. You used a generic replacement. | 1.3304 | 0.05289 | 112 | 80 | 27 | 5 |
1857 | Here’s the problem. You’ve got a corporate clown in there corrupting your car. | 1.3304 | 0.05585 | 112 | 82 | 23 | 7 |
1858 | Here's y'er problem! Someone replaced a Clown with this Joker! | 1.3304 | 0.05727 | 112 | 83 | 21 | 8 |
1859 | Looks like your CPA is on the fritz again. | 1.3304 | 0.05289 | 112 | 80 | 27 | 5 |
1860 | I'll send out the clowns. | 1.3304 | 0.05439 | 112 | 81 | 25 | 6 |
1861 | I can fix cars that make a funny noise. This, I don't know. | 1.3304 | 0.04976 | 112 | 78 | 31 | 3 |
1862 | I'm afraid the problem is rather serious after all. | 1.3304 | 0.05727 | 112 | 83 | 21 | 8 |
1863 | I thought I heard something funny going on in the engine. | 1.3304 | 0.05289 | 112 | 80 | 27 | 5 |
1864 | I think I can tell which part of your engine underperforming. | 1.3304 | 0.05585 | 112 | 82 | 23 | 7 |
1865 | John, get back into the office and stop clowning around. | 1.3304 | 0.05585 | 112 | 82 | 23 | 7 |
1866 | Well, there's your problem; you've got an expert in there. | 1.3304 | 0.05289 | 112 | 80 | 27 | 5 |
1867 | Those supposed "performance upgrades" so often cause problems... | 1.3304 | 0.05439 | 112 | 81 | 25 | 6 |
1868 | Just as I expected... the one making that awful noise is the Republican. | 1.3304 | 0.05727 | 112 | 83 | 21 | 8 |
1869 | I think I found the funny noise. | 1.3304 | 0.04811 | 112 | 77 | 33 | 2 |
1870 | One of your head gaskets is blown. | 1.3304 | 0.05439 | 112 | 81 | 25 | 6 |
1871 | You could ignore it, but the front looks serious. | 1.3304 | 0.05439 | 112 | 81 | 25 | 6 |
1872 | Well Senator, I think I see your problem. | 1.3304 | 0.05289 | 112 | 80 | 27 | 5 |
1873 | Well I think I see what's causing the unfunny sound | 1.3304 | 0.05727 | 112 | 83 | 21 | 8 |
1874 | The trouble is you're not running on all clowns. | 1.3304 | 0.05289 | 112 | 80 | 27 | 5 |
1875 | Sure. I can get you fixed quick enough to get you to the White House by noon. | 1.3304 | 0.05866 | 112 | 84 | 19 | 9 |
1876 | There's your problem--you have an engineer in your clown car. | 1.3304 | 0.05727 | 112 | 83 | 21 | 8 |
1877 | At least this isn't completely insane. | 1.3304 | 0.05439 | 112 | 81 | 25 | 6 |
1878 | I hate to say this Mr. Bozo, but your engine maintenance is a joke. | 1.3304 | 0.05439 | 112 | 81 | 25 | 6 |
1879 | I thought something sounded a little unfunny in there. | 1.3304 | 0.05439 | 112 | 81 | 25 | 6 |
1880 | Is this where the funny noise was coming from? | 1.3304 | 0.05135 | 112 | 79 | 29 | 4 |
1881 | He's there to keep track of the milage. | 1.3304 | 0.05439 | 112 | 81 | 25 | 6 |
1882 | There's nothing wrong with the engine that some confetti can't fix. | 1.3304 | 0.05727 | 112 | 83 | 21 | 8 |
1883 | I'm sorry but putting an accountant in a clown car voids the warranty. | 1.3298 | 0.05933 | 94 | 68 | 21 | 5 |
1884 | Sir, I’m going to need you to step out of the vehicle... | 1.3276 | 0.05581 | 116 | 86 | 22 | 8 |
1885 | So will we make it to the Republican Convention in time? | 1.3276 | 0.05844 | 116 | 88 | 18 | 10 |
1886 | We have a bigger problem …if the clowns are in your car, who’s running the government? | 1.3276 | 0.05714 | 116 | 87 | 20 | 9 |
1887 | I'll call the White House and see if they'll take him. | 1.3276 | 0.05306 | 116 | 84 | 26 | 6 |
1888 | It looks like you need a new regulator. | 1.3276 | 0.05445 | 116 | 85 | 24 | 7 |
1889 | You have a serious problem here! | 1.3276 | 0.05445 | 116 | 85 | 24 | 7 |
1890 | I see the problem. It’s your consultant. | 1.3276 | 0.05306 | 116 | 84 | 26 | 6 |
1891 | Why did you bring your accountant? | 1.3276 | 0.04545 | 116 | 84 | 30 | 2 |
1892 | Ok everyone, this is Ted. He’s going to be your new camshaft. | 1.3276 | 0.05162 | 116 | 83 | 28 | 5 |
1893 | I don't think he's funny either. | 1.3276 | 0.05445 | 116 | 85 | 24 | 7 |
1894 | Accountants are always going to inhibit your performance. | 1.3276 | 0.05306 | 116 | 84 | 26 | 6 |
1895 | Some clown forgot to dress the cylinder head. | 1.3276 | 0.05306 | 116 | 84 | 26 | 6 |
1896 | What are you, some kind of a clown? | 1.3276 | 0.05162 | 116 | 83 | 28 | 5 |
1897 | Your problem seems to be serious... | 1.3276 | 0.05445 | 116 | 85 | 24 | 7 |
1898 | Something is off with your comedic timing belt. | 1.3276 | 0.04707 | 116 | 80 | 34 | 2 |
1899 | And they told you it was a 'suitable replacement part'? | 1.3276 | 0.05581 | 116 | 86 | 22 | 8 |
1900 | This is the 4 clown model, but it looks like you’re running on 3 clowns and 1 accountant. I think that’s your problem. | 1.3274 | 0.05250 | 113 | 81 | 27 | 5 |
1901 | Been acting funny? Yea, I see the problem. You have a missing rubber nose, driver's side front. | 1.3274 | 0.05250 | 113 | 81 | 27 | 5 |
1902 | Joe, on behalf of the entire administration here, I'd like to thank you for accepting the position of Defense Secretary on such short notice. Now if you'll come with us. | 1.3274 | 0.05543 | 113 | 83 | 23 | 7 |
1903 | So this is where the GOP has been hiding. | 1.3273 | 0.05646 | 110 | 81 | 22 | 7 |
1904 | We decided to follow our passion after getting defunded. | 1.3273 | 0.05342 | 110 | 79 | 26 | 5 |
1905 | Ah, looks like you’ve got a serious problem under the hood | 1.3273 | 0.05342 | 110 | 79 | 26 | 5 |
1906 | It's good you came in, it looks serious. | 1.3273 | 0.05342 | 110 | 79 | 26 | 5 |
1907 | I think I've found what's been making those un-funny noises. | 1.3273 | 0.05496 | 110 | 80 | 24 | 6 |
1908 | He says it was either another forty years of spreadsheets or running off to join the circus. | 1.3273 | 0.05792 | 110 | 82 | 20 | 8 |
1909 | Oh, there’s the problem right there, and no, it’s not a joke. | 1.3273 | 0.05184 | 110 | 78 | 28 | 4 |
1910 | I hear these hybrid models get better smileage. | 1.3273 | 0.05496 | 110 | 80 | 24 | 6 |
1911 | Now, there’s yer problem. Ya got only one that does the firing. | 1.3273 | 0.05342 | 110 | 79 | 26 | 5 |
1912 | Let's not confuse diversity with mere tokenism. | 1.3273 | 0.05496 | 110 | 80 | 24 | 6 |
1913 | We put Keith in front because he refuses to wear a mask. | 1.3273 | 0.05496 | 110 | 80 | 24 | 6 |
1914 | This should drastically minimize the funny noises. | 1.3273 | 0.05184 | 110 | 78 | 28 | 4 |
1915 | Unfortunately, I’ve seen this problem before, Mr. President. | 1.3273 | 0.05934 | 110 | 83 | 18 | 9 |
1916 | Just another white-collar worker avoiding the tolls. | 1.3273 | 0.05342 | 110 | 79 | 26 | 5 |
1917 | Has the engine always acted a little funny? | 1.3273 | 0.04851 | 110 | 76 | 32 | 2 |
1918 | See, this is why your engine is making that unfunny noise, mam. | 1.3273 | 0.05020 | 110 | 77 | 30 | 3 |
1919 | Where did you put the engine? | 1.3273 | 0.05496 | 110 | 80 | 24 | 6 |
1920 | I see the problem. You've got the Republican National Convention going on under your hood. | 1.3273 | 0.05934 | 110 | 83 | 18 | 9 |
1921 | I was expecting hamsters | 1.3273 | 0.05646 | 110 | 81 | 22 | 7 |
1922 | Looks like one head is misfiring... | 1.3273 | 0.04851 | 110 | 76 | 32 | 2 |
1923 | Looks like one of your cylinder's gone square. | 1.3273 | 0.05496 | 110 | 80 | 24 | 6 |
1924 | They work better than the squirrels did. | 1.3273 | 0.05184 | 110 | 78 | 28 | 4 |
1925 | I see why your car is not making a funny sound | 1.3273 | 0.05342 | 110 | 79 | 26 | 5 |
1926 | You said you fit all of Trumps cabinet in here? | 1.3273 | 0.05792 | 110 | 82 | 20 | 8 |
1927 | See now, there's your problem. No spark in the number one cylinder. | 1.3273 | 0.05342 | 110 | 79 | 26 | 5 |
1928 | Something's not funny here. | 1.3273 | 0.05342 | 110 | 79 | 26 | 5 |
1929 | I think I found the cause of that unfunny noise under the hood. | 1.3273 | 0.05792 | 110 | 82 | 20 | 8 |
1930 | Wow, what will Elon Musk come up with next? | 1.3273 | 0.05496 | 110 | 80 | 24 | 6 |
1931 | Someone stuck an after-market head in here | 1.3273 | 0.05496 | 110 | 80 | 24 | 6 |
1932 | There's your problem. Lucky I have a replacement right here. | 1.3273 | 0.05342 | 110 | 79 | 26 | 5 |
1933 | Sorry, Mr. Trump. We need to replace the entire engine, especially Mr. Barr here. | 1.3273 | 0.05496 | 110 | 80 | 24 | 6 |
1934 | I assume the guy in front with pockets will be paying for this? | 1.3273 | 0.05646 | 110 | 81 | 22 | 7 |
1935 | Who’s the clown in the tie? | 1.3273 | 0.05342 | 110 | 79 | 26 | 5 |
1936 | Sorry, I don't work on pedal cars. | 1.3273 | 0.05792 | 110 | 82 | 20 | 8 |
1937 | There’s something not funny about this. | 1.3273 | 0.05646 | 110 | 81 | 22 | 7 |
1938 | Looks like your front driver's side clown isn't funny anymore. | 1.3273 | 0.05342 | 110 | 79 | 26 | 5 |
1939 | The only cylinder firing is Kevin from HR. | 1.3273 | 0.05646 | 110 | 81 | 22 | 7 |
1940 | That's definitely not covered by your warranty. | 1.3273 | 0.05342 | 110 | 79 | 26 | 5 |
1941 | It's powered by future Trump appointees. | 1.3273 | 0.05646 | 110 | 81 | 22 | 7 |
1942 | There's always a lawyer gumming up the works. | 1.3273 | 0.05342 | 110 | 79 | 26 | 5 |
1943 | If you don't check for nerds every 40,000 chuckles, it's going to happen. | 1.3273 | 0.05342 | 110 | 79 | 26 | 5 |
1944 | There's your problem, you're running on only three clowns. | 1.3273 | 0.05496 | 110 | 80 | 24 | 6 |
1945 | 'Looks like a timing problem to me' | 1.3273 | 0.05496 | 110 | 80 | 24 | 6 |
1946 | It looks like someone has inserted a foreign part in your spot | 1.3273 | 0.05646 | 110 | 81 | 22 | 7 |
1947 | It looks like your front end is out of alignment. | 1.3273 | 0.05342 | 110 | 79 | 26 | 5 |
1948 | I see the problem; someone here has chosen the wrong career path. | 1.3273 | 0.05646 | 110 | 81 | 22 | 7 |
1949 | I can offer you an upgrade to the Clown Victoria for a large feet. | 1.3273 | 0.05342 | 110 | 79 | 26 | 5 |
1950 | Looks like a serious problem with the engine. | 1.3273 | 0.05342 | 110 | 79 | 26 | 5 |
1951 | I guess 'hearing a funny sound' means something different to you. | 1.3273 | 0.05020 | 110 | 77 | 30 | 3 |
1952 | I would say you are currently riding on only 3 cylinders. | 1.3273 | 0.05496 | 110 | 80 | 24 | 6 |
1953 | In my day, we hid in the trunk | 1.3273 | 0.05496 | 110 | 82 | 21 | 7 |
1954 | Wow … I'll finally get to use my clown wrench. | 1.3273 | 0.05792 | 110 | 82 | 20 | 8 |
1955 | Like I said, I've been hearing some funny noises and some not so funny noises. | 1.3273 | 0.05342 | 110 | 79 | 26 | 5 |
1956 | I suspect your lack of power is because you are only hitting on three clowns. | 1.3273 | 0.05496 | 110 | 80 | 24 | 6 |
1957 | Looks like you have a bad head | 1.3273 | 0.05792 | 110 | 82 | 20 | 8 |
1958 | Looks like some Bozo has been driving this car. | 1.3273 | 0.05496 | 110 | 80 | 24 | 6 |
1959 | I told you to keep pedaling! | 1.3273 | 0.05496 | 110 | 80 | 24 | 6 |
1960 | Newt Gingrich doesn’t qualify; it has to be an actual clown. | 1.3273 | 0.05342 | 110 | 79 | 26 | 5 |
1961 | Here’s where the funny little noises are coming from. The other guy’s your accountant. | 1.3273 | 0.05792 | 110 | 82 | 20 | 8 |
1962 | I think I know what's causing that funny noise you heard. | 1.3273 | 0.05646 | 110 | 81 | 22 | 7 |
1963 | It sounded funny? Can you be more specific? | 1.3273 | 0.05496 | 110 | 80 | 24 | 6 |
1964 | So, It was making a serious sound you say? | 1.3273 | 0.05184 | 110 | 78 | 28 | 4 |
1965 | Hmm, looks like a bad head gasket. | 1.3273 | 0.05496 | 110 | 80 | 24 | 6 |
1966 | Well your Bozo appears to be working | 1.3273 | 0.06073 | 110 | 84 | 16 | 10 |
1967 | one cylinder is out of sorts | 1.3273 | 0.05342 | 110 | 79 | 26 | 5 |
1968 | It looks like you there is a problem with your fourth cylinder. | 1.3273 | 0.05646 | 110 | 81 | 22 | 7 |
1969 | It runs on gas. Laughing gas. | 1.3273 | 0.05792 | 110 | 82 | 20 | 8 |
1970 | You're only running on three rings. | 1.3273 | 0.05646 | 110 | 81 | 22 | 7 |
1971 | No surprise here.... | 1.3273 | 0.05646 | 110 | 81 | 22 | 7 |
1972 | There's your problem, you can't mix business casual in with a clown car. | 1.3273 | 0.05342 | 110 | 79 | 26 | 5 |
1973 | When I said I could fix it, I thought you meant the car, not the American government... | 1.3273 | 0.05496 | 110 | 80 | 24 | 6 |
1974 | Looks like you ran out of laughing gas. | 1.3273 | 0.05646 | 110 | 81 | 22 | 7 |
1975 | Aha! One of your pistons doesn't look funny. | 1.3273 | 0.05496 | 110 | 80 | 24 | 6 |
1976 | You say it is making funny sounds, but this here seems pretty serious | 1.3273 | 0.05646 | 110 | 81 | 22 | 7 |
1977 | I think we’ve found which clown put the Trump-Pence sticker on your bumper. | 1.3273 | 0.05342 | 110 | 79 | 26 | 5 |
1978 | Yeah, there’s something funny about this generic replacement part. | 1.3273 | 0.05020 | 110 | 77 | 30 | 3 |
1979 | Yep. This clown car is a really good fit for Attorney General Bill Barr: No Masks, No Social Distancing and Driven by Mahem . | 1.3261 | 0.06577 | 92 | 70 | 14 | 8 |
1980 | I'm sorry, sir, the corporate clown is unauthorized equipment and voids the warranty. | 1.3246 | 0.05212 | 114 | 82 | 27 | 5 |
1981 | In that moment, Joe realized maybe he really didn’t know as much about cars as he thought he did. | 1.3243 | 0.05747 | 111 | 83 | 20 | 8 |
1982 | You see your trouble is your engine’s bipartisan. I don’t know how to work on foreign cars. | 1.3243 | 0.05302 | 111 | 82 | 23 | 6 |
1983 | I feel your pain. They took over the White House and now they're everywhere... | 1.3243 | 0.05302 | 111 | 80 | 26 | 5 |
1984 | We've found the problem, it's the straight man, that's why fewer laughs per gallon. | 1.3243 | 0.05454 | 111 | 81 | 24 | 6 |
1985 | You've got a defective Pierrot. We can order a replacement from France, but I gotta say, it's gonna cost ya. | 1.3243 | 0.05145 | 111 | 79 | 28 | 4 |
1986 | There's your problem. You've got one of those corporate clown replacement parts. | 1.3243 | 0.05454 | 111 | 81 | 24 | 6 |
1987 | I don't know. We've been having trouble getting parts since the Ringling Brothers went out of business. | 1.3243 | 0.05145 | 111 | 79 | 28 | 4 |
1988 | I can give you 100 bucks for the car, 10 bucks each for the clowns, but I’m afraid I can’t do anything for the suit. | 1.3241 | 0.05708 | 108 | 80 | 21 | 7 |
1989 | Jerry, quit clowning around and get back to work | 1.3241 | 0.05397 | 108 | 78 | 25 | 5 |
1990 | Which way to Jacksonville? | 1.3241 | 0.05708 | 108 | 80 | 21 | 7 |
1991 | Mr. Trump said he’s ready to start the cabinet meeting now. | 1.3241 | 0.06146 | 108 | 83 | 15 | 10 |
1992 | I'm sorry. We don't fix hybrids. | 1.3241 | 0.05234 | 108 | 77 | 27 | 4 |
1993 | No, see, there's the problem: you got an office clown by mistake. | 1.3241 | 0.05397 | 108 | 78 | 25 | 5 |
1994 | He just doesn’t fit in. | 1.3241 | 0.05397 | 108 | 78 | 25 | 5 |
1995 | It’s doing the job, but it’s not doing the trick. | 1.3241 | 0.05066 | 108 | 76 | 29 | 3 |
1996 | What's this joker doing in here? | 1.3241 | 0.05234 | 108 | 77 | 27 | 4 |
1997 | My accountant is a clown too. | 1.3241 | 0.05708 | 108 | 80 | 21 | 7 |
1998 | The engine is acting funny. | 1.3241 | 0.05397 | 108 | 78 | 25 | 5 |
1999 | Okay, give it a honk for me. | 1.3241 | 0.05397 | 108 | 78 | 25 | 5 |
2000 | Off-brand replacement parts can affect performance. | 1.3241 | 0.05397 | 108 | 78 | 25 | 5 |
2001 | I can check the fluid levels on the little CPA, but I ain't touchin' the clowns. | 1.3241 | 0.05708 | 108 | 80 | 21 | 7 |
2002 | There's one in every class. | 1.3241 | 0.05397 | 108 | 78 | 25 | 5 |
2003 | Who's the clown wearing a suit and tie to the circus? | 1.3241 | 0.05397 | 108 | 78 | 25 | 5 |
2004 | I think we've found the problem. There's a Republican in your engine. | 1.3241 | 0.05555 | 108 | 79 | 23 | 6 |
2005 | That's the problem, one of your clowns is an accountant. | 1.3241 | 0.05708 | 108 | 80 | 21 | 7 |
2006 | Your fan needs adjusting. | 1.3241 | 0.05234 | 108 | 77 | 27 | 4 |
2007 | Well, there's your problem. The number two spark plug is an accountant. | 1.3241 | 0.05066 | 108 | 76 | 29 | 3 |
2008 | Oh, it's definitely the CPA. | 1.3241 | 0.05555 | 108 | 79 | 23 | 6 |
2009 | There's the problem. Corporate clowns can stop anything. | 1.3241 | 0.05555 | 108 | 79 | 23 | 6 |
2010 | Your alternator is a bozo. | 1.3241 | 0.05858 | 108 | 81 | 19 | 8 |
2011 | Yup, you see, that's where that unfunny noise is coming from. | 1.3241 | 0.05555 | 108 | 79 | 23 | 6 |
2012 | So was it really worth it just for the HOV lane? | 1.3241 | 0.05234 | 108 | 77 | 27 | 4 |
2013 | Well there’s your unfunny noise. | 1.3241 | 0.05555 | 108 | 79 | 23 | 6 |
2014 | OH Oh, you have a defective clown. That's gonna run into some money. | 1.3241 | 0.05397 | 108 | 78 | 25 | 5 |
2015 | No, Donald, you have your own clown car! This is ours. | 1.3241 | 0.05066 | 108 | 76 | 29 | 3 |
2016 | Only American parts fit. You’re metric. | 1.3241 | 0.05708 | 108 | 80 | 21 | 7 |
2017 | Here's the source of the misfire, Binky. You need 4 clowns, not 3 clowns and some accounting office cutup. | 1.3241 | 0.05858 | 108 | 81 | 19 | 8 |
2018 | Sir, I can only use clown approved parts in this vehicle. | 1.3241 | 0.05397 | 108 | 78 | 25 | 5 |
2019 | You've got to be more careful using aftermarket clowns. | 1.3241 | 0.05397 | 108 | 78 | 25 | 5 |
2020 | I take it the little guy up front is a Sondheim fan? | 1.3241 | 0.06004 | 108 | 82 | 17 | 9 |
2021 | Here's your problem. A responsible adult. | 1.3241 | 0.05708 | 108 | 80 | 21 | 7 |
2022 | You’ve got a very serious problem here. | 1.3241 | 0.05234 | 108 | 77 | 27 | 4 |
2023 | Now there’s your problem. The spark plugs are all Krusty. | 1.3241 | 0.05708 | 108 | 80 | 21 | 7 |
2024 | You seem to have an imposter in your carburetor. | 1.3241 | 0.05234 | 108 | 77 | 27 | 4 |
2025 | I think I have identified the funny noises under your hood. | 1.3241 | 0.05858 | 108 | 81 | 19 | 8 |
2026 | Doesn't look like you have all original equipment. | 1.3241 | 0.05234 | 108 | 77 | 27 | 4 |
2027 | We found the problem, but how did this clown get into your car?" | 1.3241 | 0.05397 | 108 | 78 | 25 | 5 |
2028 | That’s what happens when you don’t use original VW parts. | 1.3241 | 0.05066 | 108 | 76 | 29 | 3 |
2029 | Yeah, just like I thought, one of your clowns has gone Brad. | 1.3241 | 0.05555 | 108 | 79 | 23 | 6 |
2030 | So this is the new Republican-powered car. | 1.3241 | 0.05397 | 108 | 78 | 25 | 5 |
2031 | Just what I thought, your timing's off | 1.3241 | 0.05397 | 108 | 78 | 25 | 5 |
2032 | So...if I replace that last original part, I'm good? | 1.3241 | 0.05555 | 108 | 79 | 23 | 6 |
2033 | You’re always taking a risk with aftermarket parts... | 1.3241 | 0.05397 | 108 | 78 | 25 | 5 |
2034 | Ah, one of your cylinders has turned serious. | 1.3241 | 0.05555 | 108 | 79 | 23 | 6 |
2035 | Once I replace the guy with the glasses, you’ll be good to go. | 1.3241 | 0.06004 | 108 | 82 | 17 | 9 |
2036 | Unless David here puts his costume back on, the car will never start. | 1.3241 | 0.05555 | 108 | 79 | 23 | 6 |
2037 | Well, I think I know what’s making that not-funny sound. | 1.3241 | 0.05234 | 108 | 77 | 27 | 4 |
2038 | Don't worry sir, your car has nothing serious. | 1.3241 | 0.05397 | 108 | 80 | 22 | 6 |
2039 | Ah, I see. IT's the problem. | 1.3241 | 0.05397 | 108 | 78 | 25 | 5 |
2040 | Where are your masks? | 1.3241 | 0.05555 | 108 | 79 | 23 | 6 |
2041 | Just a quick look tells me you have a very serious problem. | 1.3241 | 0.05234 | 108 | 77 | 27 | 4 |
2042 | Junior? | 1.3241 | 0.05858 | 108 | 81 | 19 | 8 |
2043 | Ooh, this looks serious. | 1.3241 | 0.05234 | 108 | 77 | 27 | 4 |
2044 | We're from the hood. | 1.3241 | 0.05708 | 108 | 80 | 21 | 7 |
2045 | I think I know where that sound is coming from. | 1.3241 | 0.05397 | 108 | 78 | 25 | 5 |
2046 | Here's your problem. Someone replaced one of your clowns with an accountant. | 1.3241 | 0.06004 | 108 | 82 | 17 | 9 |
2047 | Well I see your problem — you've got an HR rep where a regular clown should be. | 1.3241 | 0.05397 | 108 | 78 | 25 | 5 |
2048 | Well there's your problem - you've got Walter in the engine. | 1.3241 | 0.05708 | 108 | 80 | 21 | 7 |
2049 | I see you tried to engineer one of your cylinders. | 1.3241 | 0.05397 | 108 | 78 | 25 | 5 |
2050 | Uh oh. Someone didn't install OEM parts. | 1.3241 | 0.05555 | 108 | 79 | 23 | 6 |
2051 | Whoa, Chuckles, you've got Serious engine trouble! | 1.3241 | 0.05234 | 108 | 77 | 27 | 4 |
2052 | Here's your problem: your engine is losing it's sense of humor | 1.3241 | 0.05397 | 108 | 78 | 25 | 5 |
2053 | There’s your problem. Your front right cylinder has no make-up. | 1.3241 | 0.05555 | 108 | 79 | 23 | 6 |
2054 | So that other mechanic just said,”I sent in the clowns! | 1.3241 | 0.05708 | 108 | 80 | 21 | 7 |
2055 | As you can see, you've got a relatively serious problem in the front right. | 1.3241 | 0.05555 | 108 | 79 | 23 | 6 |
2056 | Your straight man is missing a gasket. | 1.3241 | 0.05555 | 108 | 79 | 23 | 6 |
2057 | Bill Barr takes over the investigation. | 1.3241 | 0.05708 | 108 | 80 | 21 | 7 |
2058 | So you do have an insurance guy. Shouldn't be a problem, then. | 1.3241 | 0.05708 | 108 | 80 | 21 | 7 |
2059 | You need to change them every fifty thousand smiles. | 1.3241 | 0.05234 | 108 | 77 | 27 | 4 |
2060 | See, there's your trouble...wrong kind of clown. | 1.3238 | 0.05327 | 105 | 75 | 26 | 4 |
2061 | Do you think you could have it ready by the Republican National Convention? | 1.3211 | 0.05956 | 109 | 83 | 17 | 9 |
2062 | This is not what we usually mean when we talk about a problem with the engine bore. | 1.3211 | 0.05355 | 109 | 79 | 25 | 5 |
2063 | Well, here's why your car is making that unfunny noise. | 1.3211 | 0.05664 | 109 | 81 | 21 | 7 |
2064 | “A stiff cylinder is no laughing matter.” | 1.3211 | 0.05956 | 109 | 83 | 17 | 9 |
2065 | Here’s your problem right here, your trying to use an accountant to do a clown’s job. | 1.3211 | 0.05956 | 109 | 83 | 17 | 9 |
2066 | Well, the good news is the problem isn’t your alternator. | 1.3208 | 0.05615 | 106 | 78 | 22 | 6 |
2067 | Well Bozo, I know we gave you an estimate for Mitch McConnell, but with labor and parts for Congress, you might want to consider it totaled. | 1.3208 | 0.05773 | 106 | 79 | 20 | 7 |
2068 | It came like that. | 1.3208 | 0.06076 | 106 | 81 | 16 | 9 |
2069 | sooo... we need to get you facemasks ASAP | 1.3208 | 0.05453 | 106 | 77 | 24 | 5 |
2070 | I thought those were recalled | 1.3208 | 0.05773 | 106 | 79 | 20 | 7 |
2071 | Some clown's replaced a cylinder. | 1.3208 | 0.05113 | 106 | 75 | 28 | 3 |
2072 | I can spray it with seltzer, and that'll get you home, but you're going to need to replace the whole thing sooner rather than later. | 1.3208 | 0.05615 | 106 | 78 | 22 | 6 |
2073 | I can swamp that dud out and have you in the happy lane in 20 minutes. | 1.3208 | 0.05453 | 106 | 77 | 24 | 5 |
2074 | The problem is the front left litigator; his timing is off. | 1.3208 | 0.05453 | 106 | 77 | 24 | 5 |
2075 | Looks like you need a new miming belt | 1.3208 | 0.05615 | 106 | 78 | 22 | 6 |
2076 | Mr. President, we found them. You now have a Senate quorum vote for you bill on building a wall on the US-Canada border. | 1.3208 | 0.05927 | 106 | 80 | 18 | 8 |
2077 | Uh oh. Someone has some mighty big shoes to fill. | 1.3208 | 0.05286 | 106 | 76 | 26 | 4 |
2078 | It's a common problem with hybrid cars. | 1.3208 | 0.05113 | 106 | 75 | 28 | 3 |
2079 | Well, Mr. President, it’s like you thought - one of your cabinet has gone rogue. | 1.3208 | 0.06076 | 106 | 81 | 16 | 9 |
2080 | Now we know why your car wasn't sounding funny. | 1.3208 | 0.05453 | 106 | 77 | 24 | 5 |
2081 | Well that’s your problem right there, looks like your Bobo is on the fritz | 1.3208 | 0.05773 | 106 | 79 | 20 | 7 |
2082 | All it took was one M.B.A. to muck up the whole works. You're better off going with the balloons . | 1.3208 | 0.06076 | 106 | 81 | 16 | 9 |
2083 | I'm assuming you're paying since you're the only one with pockets. | 1.3208 | 0.05286 | 106 | 76 | 26 | 4 |
2084 | Sorry Bozo, you've got a lemon here. Mister Lemon, please get out of the car. | 1.3208 | 0.05615 | 106 | 78 | 22 | 6 |
2085 | Which one of you is the carburetor? | 1.3208 | 0.05615 | 106 | 78 | 22 | 6 |
2086 | Well, I found what was making that funny noise. | 1.3208 | 0.05453 | 106 | 77 | 24 | 5 |
2087 | There's your problem--the accountant isn't seated properly. | 1.3208 | 0.05773 | 106 | 79 | 20 | 7 |
2088 | I think we found out where that tsk, tsk, tsk sound is coming from. | 1.3208 | 0.05615 | 106 | 78 | 22 | 6 |
2089 | You're running low on seltzer. | 1.3208 | 0.05113 | 106 | 75 | 28 | 3 |
2090 | Now I understand the check engine light! | 1.3208 | 0.05927 | 106 | 80 | 18 | 8 |
2091 | You've thrown a red nose. | 1.3208 | 0.05615 | 106 | 78 | 22 | 6 |
2092 | Ah, your freak compartment has a geek. | 1.3208 | 0.05615 | 106 | 78 | 22 | 6 |
2093 | The make-up is not a problem, but the wig is gonna cost you. | 1.3208 | 0.05286 | 106 | 76 | 26 | 4 |
2094 | I located where the not-funny noises came from and must tell you that you have a serious problem there. | 1.3178 | 0.05245 | 107 | 77 | 26 | 4 |
2095 | I think I see where the not funny noise is coming from. | 1.3178 | 0.05245 | 107 | 77 | 26 | 4 |
2096 | Here's your problem, pal and it looks to be serious. | 1.3173 | 0.05161 | 104 | 74 | 27 | 3 |
2097 | I see the problem. There's an accountant in your engine. | 1.3173 | 0.05677 | 104 | 77 | 21 | 6 |
2098 | Jerry, I've found your problem. I'll get a wig and a red nose for this one in the front, you should be good to go. | 1.3173 | 0.05677 | 104 | 77 | 21 | 6 |
2099 | « Seems you haven’t heard of social distancing... » | 1.3173 | 0.05511 | 104 | 76 | 23 | 5 |
2100 | That one is adopted. | 1.3173 | 0.05997 | 104 | 79 | 17 | 8 |
2101 | Sir, your car isn't meant to carry this many Trump supporters. | 1.3173 | 0.05677 | 104 | 77 | 21 | 6 |
2102 | We thought giving him a ride would be a nice jester | 1.3173 | 0.05677 | 104 | 77 | 21 | 6 |
2103 | That explains the weird office grinding noise on start-up. | 1.3173 | 0.05161 | 104 | 74 | 27 | 3 |
2104 | This whole car seems a little funny, but the serious problem appears to be right beneath the hood | 1.3173 | 0.05677 | 104 | 77 | 21 | 6 |
2105 | That’s the reason your steering pulls to the left every time you try to make a wide right turn, sir. It’s a safety device added in 2016 and can’t be removed. | 1.3173 | 0.05840 | 104 | 78 | 19 | 7 |
2106 | Oh look at what Sondheim sent.s | 1.3173 | 0.05511 | 104 | 76 | 23 | 5 |
2107 | I found out where the funny noise was coming from | 1.3173 | 0.05677 | 104 | 77 | 21 | 6 |
2108 | That’s your problem, right there in the front. | 1.3173 | 0.05339 | 104 | 75 | 25 | 4 |
2109 | Oh. Well. HERE’S your problem. One of your clowns went square. | 1.3173 | 0.05677 | 104 | 77 | 21 | 6 |
2110 | We'll have to remove the lead pencil: this is an unleaded clown car. | 1.3173 | 0.05339 | 104 | 75 | 25 | 4 |
2111 | Yeah, I see the problem - I’m gonna need to replace the accountant, | 1.3173 | 0.05677 | 104 | 77 | 21 | 6 |
2112 | This is no laughing matter. | 1.3173 | 0.05161 | 104 | 74 | 27 | 3 |
2113 | Fill it up with laughing gas. | 1.3173 | 0.05677 | 104 | 77 | 21 | 6 |
2114 | They sent in the clowns! | 1.3173 | 0.05677 | 104 | 77 | 21 | 6 |
2115 | See? It's like the government. One non-clown is not enough. If you really want to fix it, you'll have to remove all the clowns. | 1.3173 | 0.05997 | 104 | 79 | 17 | 8 |
2116 | Looks like your left front gagster has straightened up. | 1.3173 | 0.05997 | 104 | 79 | 17 | 8 |
2117 | Sheltering in place | 1.3173 | 0.05511 | 104 | 76 | 23 | 5 |
2118 | Dealing with this car sure is like a three-ring circus. | 1.3173 | 0.05339 | 104 | 75 | 25 | 4 |
2119 | There's your problem. Instead of 4 cylinders, you have three. Plus Mr. Pearson, public accountant from nearby Dubuque. | 1.3173 | 0.05677 | 104 | 77 | 21 | 6 |
2120 | Frankly, he's creeping us out. | 1.3173 | 0.05840 | 104 | 78 | 19 | 7 |
2121 | Let's hope the engine is in the rear. | 1.3173 | 0.05511 | 104 | 76 | 23 | 5 |
2122 | I recommend replacing your comedic timing belts | 1.3173 | 0.05511 | 104 | 76 | 23 | 5 |
2123 | Well, there's your problem; one of your pistons doesn't sound funny. | 1.3173 | 0.05677 | 104 | 77 | 21 | 6 |
2124 | Sorry, Mr. President, but I'm afraid you and your Cabinet will be late for your golf date. | 1.3173 | 0.05840 | 104 | 78 | 19 | 7 |
2125 | It's a Porsche, the engine is in the back. | 1.3173 | 0.05677 | 104 | 77 | 21 | 6 |
2126 | Well, there's your problem. One of your cylinders has gone straight! | 1.3173 | 0.05339 | 104 | 75 | 25 | 4 |
2127 | One of these these things is not like the others. One of these things just doesn't belong. | 1.3173 | 0.04976 | 104 | 73 | 29 | 2 |
2128 | One of these parts doesn't belong. | 1.3173 | 0.05840 | 104 | 78 | 19 | 7 |
2129 | This looks suspicious. He's wearing a tie. | 1.3173 | 0.05997 | 104 | 79 | 17 | 8 |
2130 | Son... Is that you? | 1.3173 | 0.05997 | 104 | 79 | 17 | 8 |
2131 | This is definitely not an original clown car part. | 1.3173 | 0.05677 | 104 | 77 | 21 | 6 |
2132 | We can fix it up, but it's gonna cost you an arm and a leg. | 1.3173 | 0.05339 | 104 | 75 | 25 | 4 |
2133 | "I can have you a new straight man here by Monday." | 1.3173 | 0.05339 | 104 | 75 | 25 | 4 |
2134 | I found the reason your car wasn’t making a funny noise. | 1.3173 | 0.05511 | 104 | 76 | 23 | 5 |
2135 | They're waiting for the president. | 1.3173 | 0.06301 | 104 | 81 | 13 | 10 |
2136 | No, we can't fill this up with laughing gas. | 1.3173 | 0.05511 | 104 | 76 | 23 | 5 |
2137 | Ok, which one of you squealed. | 1.3173 | 0.05339 | 104 | 75 | 25 | 4 |
2138 | Ah, your clownborator seems to be broken. | 1.3173 | 0.05840 | 104 | 78 | 19 | 7 |
2139 | Here's your problem... these Bozos go in the trunk! | 1.3173 | 0.05997 | 104 | 79 | 17 | 8 |
2140 | Can't quite put my finger on it but something doesn't look funny. | 1.3173 | 0.05511 | 104 | 76 | 23 | 5 |
2141 | Have you considered getting an engine? | 1.3173 | 0.05677 | 104 | 77 | 21 | 6 |
2142 | Funny little things engines | 1.3173 | 0.05840 | 104 | 78 | 19 | 7 |
2143 | This is gonna cost you | 1.3173 | 0.05511 | 104 | 76 | 23 | 5 |
2144 | This is a four,and I only work on sixes. | 1.3173 | 0.05677 | 104 | 77 | 21 | 6 |
2145 | I see your problem. You've got a non-performing cylinder. | 1.3173 | 0.05511 | 104 | 76 | 23 | 5 |
2146 | He doesn't need a clown suit. He's on the White House staff. | 1.3173 | 0.05997 | 104 | 79 | 17 | 8 |
2147 | I said, "You need a new circuit board - not a new circus on board!!" | 1.3173 | 0.05840 | 104 | 78 | 19 | 7 |
2148 | My gosh! I thought Senator Coburn had passed away... | 1.3173 | 0.05840 | 104 | 78 | 19 | 7 |
2149 | "You've got a serious problem in the engine. | 1.3173 | 0.05677 | 104 | 77 | 21 | 6 |
2150 | Trump s cabinet??? | 1.3173 | 0.05677 | 104 | 77 | 21 | 6 |
2151 | Man, you better have a pie! | 1.3173 | 0.05511 | 104 | 76 | 23 | 5 |
2152 | Aftermarket part. Never as good. | 1.3173 | 0.05997 | 104 | 79 | 17 | 8 |
2153 | Smuggling accountants isn't illegal, but you'd look very suspicious. | 1.3173 | 0.05840 | 104 | 78 | 19 | 7 |
2154 | I’ve seen a lot of funny business but this might just top it all. | 1.3173 | 0.05161 | 104 | 74 | 27 | 3 |
2155 | We found the cause of your unfunny sound. | 1.3173 | 0.05840 | 104 | 78 | 19 | 7 |
2156 | It looks like one of your clowns is a White House press secretary. | 1.3173 | 0.06151 | 104 | 80 | 15 | 9 |
2157 | See? Running funny on three cylinders only. | 1.3173 | 0.05997 | 104 | 79 | 17 | 8 |
2158 | ...and how long has it been making that funny noise? | 1.3173 | 0.05161 | 104 | 74 | 27 | 3 |
2159 | So you and a bunch of clowns really are running everything? | 1.3173 | 0.05511 | 104 | 76 | 23 | 5 |
2160 | I see your problem: this is a four clown engine, but your only running on three. | 1.3173 | 0.05511 | 104 | 76 | 23 | 5 |
2161 | I directed you to "Look for the usual suspects," Pierre, not "Send in the Clowns." | 1.3173 | 0.05339 | 104 | 75 | 25 | 4 |
2162 | Now that you've had your fun, you have to switch places. They're late for Trump's cabinet meeting. | 1.3173 | 0.05840 | 104 | 78 | 19 | 7 |
2163 | I told you not to sing, "Send in the Clowns"! | 1.3173 | 0.05677 | 104 | 77 | 21 | 6 |
2164 | Get out of there Billy, so that Bobo can get back in. | 1.3173 | 0.05997 | 104 | 79 | 17 | 8 |
2165 | I think he got mixed up with the wrong crowd. | 1.3173 | 0.05161 | 104 | 74 | 27 | 3 |
2166 | You see here, funny weird instead of ha-ha" | 1.3173 | 0.05161 | 104 | 74 | 27 | 3 |
2167 | They wouldn't all fit in the cabinet. | 1.3168 | 0.06438 | 101 | 79 | 12 | 10 |
2168 | You're in luck.We do have a face-paint specialist. | 1.3158 | 0.05652 | 95 | 69 | 22 | 4 |
2169 | Well, there's your problem...and it's nothing to laugh about. | 1.3158 | 0.06035 | 95 | 71 | 18 | 6 |
2170 | This Bozo says I should talk to his 'aclowntant'—I assume that's you? | 1.3152 | 0.05558 | 92 | 66 | 23 | 3 |
2171 | Filler up with Bozo | 1.3148 | 0.05831 | 108 | 82 | 18 | 8 |
2172 | Pretty obvious why it's not running right, you're under audit. | 1.3143 | 0.05631 | 105 | 78 | 21 | 6 |
2173 | There’s the problem. Part of the engine isn’t acting funny. | 1.3143 | 0.05466 | 105 | 77 | 23 | 5 |
2174 | Looks like your head gasket will need to be replaced. | 1.3137 | 0.05570 | 102 | 75 | 22 | 5 |
2175 | Your problem is that Trump is missing. | 1.3137 | 0.06382 | 102 | 80 | 12 | 10 |
2176 | I take it the problem isn’t with your horn | 1.3137 | 0.05570 | 102 | 75 | 22 | 5 |
2177 | I think I know where the noise is coming from. | 1.3137 | 0.05570 | 102 | 75 | 22 | 5 |
2178 | Change the spark plugs, add a little oil... should be good to go. | 1.3137 | 0.05742 | 102 | 76 | 20 | 6 |
2179 | You've been using third-party parts, haven't you? | 1.3137 | 0.05742 | 102 | 76 | 20 | 6 |
2180 | Like my mother always said, Mr. Sondheim, be careful what you wish for. | 1.3137 | 0.05570 | 102 | 75 | 22 | 5 |
2181 | And you clowns believed this politician. No wonder your car doesn't go anywhere. | 1.3137 | 0.05742 | 102 | 76 | 20 | 6 |
2182 | See? I knew there was something funny going on. | 1.3137 | 0.05393 | 102 | 74 | 24 | 4 |
2183 | You say it sometimes doesn't make a funny sound? | 1.3137 | 0.05570 | 102 | 75 | 22 | 5 |
2184 | Stanley, please, give him back his spot. | 1.3137 | 0.05742 | 102 | 76 | 20 | 6 |
2185 | One bad cylinder is no joke my friend | 1.3137 | 0.05393 | 102 | 74 | 24 | 4 |
2186 | Well, at least it still honks. | 1.3137 | 0.05570 | 102 | 75 | 22 | 5 |
2187 | Well, now, there seems to be some funny business going on under the hood. | 1.3137 | 0.05570 | 102 | 75 | 22 | 5 |
2188 | Oh, so I'm on call 24/7 for 'emergency' maintenance, but Gary can't bother to wear his makeup? | 1.3137 | 0.05908 | 102 | 77 | 18 | 7 |
2189 | So, are you folks in politics? | 1.3137 | 0.06228 | 102 | 79 | 14 | 9 |
2190 | It runs on laughing gas, and you’ve got an accountant clogging the fuel line. | 1.3137 | 0.05742 | 102 | 76 | 20 | 6 |
2191 | Lawyers are always difficult to extract once they have found a way into your business. | 1.3137 | 0.05908 | 102 | 77 | 18 | 7 |
2192 | *whispers* Honk your nose twice if you need help. | 1.3137 | 0.06070 | 102 | 78 | 16 | 8 |
2193 | Everyone in disguise to avoid social distancing and we had a little engine glitch did we? | 1.3137 | 0.05570 | 102 | 75 | 22 | 5 |
2194 | Well Jake, this was an interesting choice after business school. | 1.3137 | 0.05210 | 102 | 73 | 26 | 3 |
2195 | Looks like your alignment is off. | 1.3137 | 0.05570 | 102 | 75 | 22 | 5 |
2196 | Departing Cabinet Members | 1.3137 | 0.06070 | 102 | 78 | 16 | 8 |
2197 | I think we found what's causing that funny noise. | 1.3137 | 0.05393 | 102 | 74 | 24 | 4 |
2198 | Which one of you is the master cylinder? | 1.3137 | 0.05742 | 102 | 76 | 20 | 6 |
2199 | I’ll swap out the misfit and install new brake shoes. | 1.3137 | 0.05570 | 102 | 75 | 22 | 5 |
2200 | Which one is the wiper fluid? | 1.3137 | 0.05393 | 102 | 74 | 24 | 4 |
2201 | It's been making an unfunny sound for about a week. | 1.3137 | 0.05742 | 102 | 76 | 20 | 6 |
2202 | Mr. President,your family has arrived. | 1.3137 | 0.05742 | 102 | 76 | 20 | 6 |
2203 | I see your problem, but Ed’s my clown car guy, and he won’t be back until next week | 1.3137 | 0.05908 | 102 | 77 | 18 | 7 |
2204 | I don't see the problem, the car is meant to honk." | 1.3137 | 0.05210 | 102 | 73 | 26 | 3 |
2205 | And so ended a most memorable Uber ride. | 1.3137 | 0.06070 | 102 | 78 | 16 | 8 |
2206 | I can't put half the Senate on the rack, ya know. | 1.3137 | 0.05742 | 102 | 76 | 20 | 6 |
2207 | I may have found the source of that unfunny noise your car was making. | 1.3137 | 0.05393 | 102 | 74 | 24 | 4 |
2208 | I’m sorry, I was told today was Casual Friday. | 1.3137 | 0.05570 | 102 | 75 | 22 | 5 |
2209 | Which one of you clowns is driving? | 1.3137 | 0.05908 | 102 | 77 | 18 | 7 |
2210 | I’m stumped. It really shouldn’t be driving funny now. | 1.3137 | 0.05570 | 102 | 75 | 22 | 5 |
2211 | I'm not even gonna ask why you thought the horn sounded funny. | 1.3137 | 0.05570 | 102 | 75 | 22 | 5 |
2212 | Jesus Christ, that's Jason Bourne. | 1.3137 | 0.06070 | 102 | 78 | 16 | 8 |
2213 | They want to go on the lift. | 1.3119 | 0.05785 | 109 | 83 | 18 | 8 |
2214 | Welcome to Stalin and Trump's car repair | 1.3119 | 0.05636 | 109 | 82 | 20 | 7 |
2215 | I see what the problem is, someone forgot to put on their makeup | 1.3118 | 0.06111 | 93 | 70 | 17 | 6 |
2216 | Almost always runs funny? | 1.3118 | 0.05508 | 93 | 67 | 23 | 3 |
2217 | Sir, one of your cylinder heads appears to have lost its spark plug... | 1.3113 | 0.05254 | 106 | 77 | 25 | 4 |
2218 | A little clumsy, I know, but might one of you be sitting on the dip stick? | 1.3107 | 0.05694 | 103 | 77 | 20 | 6 |
2219 | Someone put a corporate clown in here they just don't work | 1.3107 | 0.05168 | 103 | 74 | 26 | 3 |
2220 | There's your problem; you have an ordinary piston in the clown motor. | 1.3107 | 0.06019 | 103 | 79 | 16 | 8 |
2221 | Nothing more fun than working on clown cars. They’re a regular three-piston-ring circus. | 1.3107 | 0.05168 | 103 | 74 | 26 | 3 |
2222 | Drove it into a swamp you say… | 1.3100 | 0.05979 | 100 | 76 | 17 | 7 |
2223 | I thought cars ran on horse power?? | 1.3100 | 0.05449 | 100 | 73 | 23 | 4 |
2224 | He ran away from home to join the circus. We picked him up on the way | 1.3100 | 0.05449 | 100 | 73 | 23 | 4 |
2225 | My engine light really said stop clowning around | 1.3100 | 0.05260 | 100 | 72 | 25 | 3 |
2226 | You've got a clown out. It should take about a wig and hat to fix. | 1.3100 | 0.05979 | 100 | 76 | 17 | 7 |
2227 | The noise it makes sounds like, chuckle chuckle chuckle... | 1.3100 | 0.05064 | 100 | 71 | 27 | 2 |
2228 | Well, it worked fine until we introduced the bureaucrat. | 1.3100 | 0.05979 | 100 | 76 | 17 | 7 |
2229 | As you can see you're running slightly low on clowns. | 1.3100 | 0.05449 | 100 | 73 | 23 | 4 |
2230 | There's your problem - frowns in the frunk. | 1.3100 | 0.06146 | 100 | 77 | 15 | 8 |
2231 | It normally makes a funny honking sound, but something's been off lately. | 1.3100 | 0.05449 | 100 | 73 | 23 | 4 |
2232 | Do you need a fan belt or a restraining order? | 1.3100 | 0.05449 | 100 | 73 | 23 | 4 |
2233 | For once Jim, quit clowning around and act like a professional! | 1.3100 | 0.05808 | 100 | 75 | 19 | 6 |
2234 | Quit clowning around and get back in the trunk. | 1.3100 | 0.05449 | 100 | 73 | 23 | 4 |
2235 | I'm afraid it's more serious than I thought. | 1.3100 | 0.05808 | 100 | 75 | 19 | 6 |
2236 | It was making unfunny sounds. | 1.3100 | 0.05631 | 100 | 74 | 21 | 5 |
2237 | Actuaries can’t clown around. | 1.3100 | 0.05631 | 100 | 74 | 21 | 5 |
2238 | You must be the new cabinet secretaries that the President was expecting. | 1.3100 | 0.05808 | 100 | 75 | 19 | 6 |
2239 | That's funny, its all clogged up and I just sprayed it out with seltzer water this morning. | 1.3100 | 0.05260 | 100 | 72 | 25 | 3 |
2240 | Accountancy: the engine of humor. | 1.3100 | 0.05449 | 100 | 73 | 23 | 4 |
2241 | Stop clowning and fix the car! | 1.3100 | 0.05631 | 100 | 74 | 21 | 5 |
2242 | I think you may have a serious problem. | 1.3100 | 0.05631 | 100 | 74 | 21 | 5 |
2243 | How long since you've had a detailing? | 1.3100 | 0.05631 | 100 | 74 | 21 | 5 |
2244 | There’s room for you if we take out Arnold. He’s not a clown at all. He’s an accountant. | 1.3100 | 0.05631 | 100 | 74 | 21 | 5 |
2245 | I can tell you right away, this is not a laughing matter. | 1.3100 | 0.05979 | 100 | 76 | 17 | 7 |
2246 | I think I know why it doesn't sound funny anymore. | 1.3100 | 0.05260 | 100 | 72 | 25 | 3 |
2247 | I told you my car has been acting funny | 1.3085 | 0.05863 | 94 | 70 | 19 | 5 |
2248 | It's been acting a little funny lately. | 1.3085 | 0.04789 | 94 | 65 | 29 | 0 |
2249 | I see why it is not running funny. | 1.3077 | 0.05479 | 104 | 77 | 22 | 5 |
2250 | In my professional opinion, the Republican National Convention is taking this whole ‘no social distancing’ thing a little too far. | 1.3069 | 0.05758 | 101 | 76 | 19 | 6 |
2251 | So you said your engine has been making a funny sound? | 1.3069 | 0.05403 | 101 | 74 | 23 | 4 |
2252 | Well, here's the problem. One of the clowns from accounting is throwing off your timing. | 1.3069 | 0.05403 | 101 | 74 | 23 | 4 |
2253 | Usually it's just rodents or squirrels. You say you parked this near the Capitol in Washington, D.C.? | 1.3069 | 0.05927 | 101 | 77 | 17 | 7 |
2254 | There's the problem. You've got one type-A personality in here. | 1.3069 | 0.05403 | 101 | 74 | 23 | 4 |
2255 | Oh my, unfortunately one of your cylinders has matured. This might be costly. | 1.3069 | 0.05927 | 101 | 77 | 17 | 7 |
2256 | Something's acting not funny here. | 1.3069 | 0.05583 | 101 | 75 | 21 | 5 |
2257 | Students, welcome to Trump University | 1.3068 | 0.06925 | 88 | 70 | 9 | 9 |
2258 | Barry come out of there. You know you’re not essential. | 1.3053 | 0.06000 | 95 | 72 | 17 | 6 |
2259 | Worst than I thought. You’ve got a guy with a tie. | 1.3043 | 0.05934 | 92 | 69 | 18 | 5 |
2260 | We need new brake shoes for all | 1.3043 | 0.05296 | 92 | 66 | 24 | 2 |
2261 | Life in the hood just isn't very funny. | 1.3039 | 0.05877 | 102 | 78 | 17 | 7 |
2262 | I was able to locate the reason your car is not squeaking properly | 1.3034 | 0.05155 | 89 | 63 | 25 | 1 |
2263 | It's not factory standard, but this guy should do the trick. | 1.3034 | 0.05397 | 89 | 64 | 23 | 2 |
2264 | Looks like you've blown your three ring circuits. | 1.3011 | 0.05677 | 93 | 69 | 20 | 4 |
2265 | Parts & labor are always a wild card, sir." | 1.3000 | 0.05596 | 100 | 75 | 20 | 5 |
2266 | As you can see, it has a four sillynder engine. | 1.2979 | 0.05625 | 94 | 70 | 20 | 4 |
2267 | There's something funny in three of your four cylinders. | 1.2979 | 0.05825 | 94 | 71 | 18 | 5 |
2268 | Found your problem. He’s not a factory clown part | 1.2979 | 0.06205 | 94 | 73 | 14 | 7 |
2269 | Clearly, you need to replace a cylinder. | 1.2979 | 0.05202 | 94 | 68 | 24 | 2 |
2270 | My lawyer would like to discuss some of these charges. | 1.2959 | 0.05840 | 98 | 75 | 17 | 6 |
2271 | Comedic timing chain is off again. Must be the new guy. | 1.2959 | 0.05657 | 98 | 74 | 19 | 5 |
2272 | Well, there’s your problem staring you in the face. | 1.2955 | 0.05152 | 88 | 63 | 24 | 1 |
2273 | Good news Mr. Kelly, the oversized brake shoes just arrived. | 1.2955 | 0.05863 | 88 | 66 | 18 | 4 |
2274 | That's yer problem right there, one of your cylinders doesn't sound funny. | 1.2955 | 0.05636 | 88 | 65 | 20 | 3 |
2275 | I think I see why you're only getting 75% of your humor potential. | 1.2955 | 0.05636 | 88 | 65 | 20 | 3 |
2276 | Well.. there's your problem. Your only firing on 3 clowns. | 1.2955 | 0.05636 | 88 | 65 | 20 | 3 |
2277 | Looks like you need a new belt. Also, you have one too many ties. | 1.2955 | 0.05863 | 88 | 66 | 18 | 4 |
2278 | A small adjustment to the front should boost hilarity | 1.2955 | 0.05636 | 88 | 65 | 20 | 3 |
2279 | Well here's the problem, you didn't use genuine parts. | 1.2955 | 0.06293 | 88 | 68 | 14 | 6 |
2280 | 'I see your problem: you're running on three cylinders." | 1.2955 | 0.05863 | 88 | 66 | 18 | 4 |
2281 | Well there's your problem. Bean counters aren't funny | 1.2955 | 0.05636 | 88 | 65 | 20 | 3 |
2282 | Three of you your four pistons sound funny... | 1.2955 | 0.05636 | 88 | 65 | 20 | 3 |
2283 | Looks like you have a lame airbag clogging your engine. | 1.2955 | 0.05636 | 88 | 65 | 20 | 3 |
2284 | Ever since the circus market collapsed, clowns have leaned into human trafficking to make ends meet. | 1.2947 | 0.05772 | 95 | 72 | 18 | 5 |
2285 | Well, I think I see the problem bud, your clown to gas mixture is too rich | 1.2947 | 0.06147 | 95 | 74 | 14 | 7 |
2286 | There’s nothing funny about a bad head gasket | 1.2947 | 0.05574 | 95 | 71 | 20 | 4 |
2287 | So, just checking to see if everyone here signed their COVID waiver for the 19th? | 1.2947 | 0.05962 | 95 | 73 | 16 | 6 |
2288 | Cirque did Chevrolet | 1.2947 | 0.05772 | 95 | 72 | 18 | 5 |
2289 | Mechanic: "whats the problem?" Big clown: " I need you to kick them out." | 1.2947 | 0.05772 | 95 | 72 | 18 | 5 |
2290 | I think ya’ll are gonna need some new shocks. | 1.2947 | 0.05370 | 95 | 70 | 22 | 3 |
2291 | Actually the engine is in the trunk. | 1.2947 | 0.05962 | 95 | 73 | 16 | 6 |
2292 | Sorry Mr. President, this car’s all full! | 1.2947 | 0.06147 | 95 | 74 | 14 | 7 |
2293 | It's a miracle you got this far... | 1.2947 | 0.05370 | 95 | 70 | 22 | 3 |
2294 | - Is this supposed to be funny? | 1.2947 | 0.05370 | 95 | 70 | 22 | 3 |
2295 | The front right looks serious. | 1.2947 | 0.05157 | 95 | 69 | 24 | 2 |
2296 | Fill 'er up with Pepsi and check the popcorn oil. | 1.2947 | 0.05772 | 95 | 72 | 18 | 5 |
2297 | Joe knew right away the problem was serious. | 1.2947 | 0.05962 | 95 | 73 | 16 | 6 |
2298 | You’ll get more mileage out of this act if you lose the audience participation. | 1.2947 | 0.05962 | 95 | 73 | 16 | 6 |
2299 | Looks like you’ve got a straight man. Is it backfiring? | 1.2947 | 0.05370 | 95 | 70 | 22 | 3 |
2300 | They’re not actually driving, there’re just clowning around. | 1.2947 | 0.05370 | 95 | 70 | 22 | 3 |
2301 | I'm afraid I found a serious problem with your car. | 1.2947 | 0.05574 | 95 | 71 | 20 | 4 |
2302 | Here’s where the funny noise is coming from. | 1.2947 | 0.05574 | 95 | 71 | 20 | 4 |
2303 | I think I figured out why your engine sounds funny . . . | 1.2947 | 0.05772 | 95 | 72 | 18 | 5 |
2304 | One of your four cylinders seems out of place. | 1.2947 | 0.05772 | 95 | 72 | 18 | 5 |
2305 | I wish I was joking. | 1.2947 | 0.05772 | 95 | 72 | 18 | 5 |
2306 | No wonder! He's an unauthorized part. | 1.2947 | 0.05962 | 95 | 73 | 16 | 6 |
2307 | Looks like a 4-SILLYnder. | 1.2947 | 0.05772 | 95 | 72 | 18 | 5 |
2308 | He ought to be a clown. | 1.2947 | 0.05772 | 95 | 72 | 18 | 5 |
2309 | Let me be straight with you... | 1.2947 | 0.05370 | 95 | 70 | 22 | 3 |
2310 | There's the dud. | 1.2947 | 0.05962 | 95 | 73 | 16 | 6 |
2311 | I don't care what your lawyer says, you clowns aren't following Phase One social distancing rules. | 1.2947 | 0.05772 | 95 | 72 | 18 | 5 |
2312 | Paleface says he wants to ride with the Republican party like it’s 2016.“ | 1.2947 | 0.05962 | 95 | 73 | 16 | 6 |
2313 | Get out of there, Fred! I wish all my problems were this easy to fix! | 1.2947 | 0.05772 | 95 | 72 | 18 | 5 |
2314 | Sorry, we don't have seltzer. | 1.2947 | 0.05962 | 95 | 73 | 16 | 6 |
2315 | Quit clowning around and let the clown in. | 1.2947 | 0.05772 | 95 | 72 | 18 | 5 |
2316 | They wondered if a car full of clowns could fit as many passengers as a clown car. Now they know. | 1.2947 | 0.05157 | 95 | 69 | 24 | 2 |
2317 | This engine is a joke | 1.2947 | 0.05772 | 95 | 72 | 18 | 5 |
2318 | When was the last time you changed your CPA? | 1.2947 | 0.05772 | 95 | 72 | 18 | 5 |
2319 | Buddy, does this look like a joke to you? | 1.2947 | 0.05772 | 95 | 72 | 18 | 5 |
2320 | We meant to say “all clowns EXCEPT the attorney general.” | 1.2947 | 0.05772 | 95 | 72 | 18 | 5 |
2321 | Whose the clown up front? | 1.2947 | 0.05772 | 95 | 72 | 18 | 5 |
2322 | There’s your problem Bud. One of your cylinder heads is abnormally square | 1.2947 | 0.05574 | 95 | 71 | 20 | 4 |
2323 | You will fit right in | 1.2947 | 0.05962 | 95 | 73 | 16 | 6 |
2324 | Are you trying to be funny? | 1.2947 | 0.06147 | 95 | 74 | 14 | 7 |
2325 | These after market clowns are never as good as the originals. | 1.2947 | 0.05772 | 95 | 72 | 18 | 5 |
2326 | It’ll work, but your performance will suffer. | 1.2947 | 0.05157 | 95 | 69 | 24 | 2 |
2327 | He might look like a hard worker but he just stands around the radiator chatting all day. | 1.2947 | 0.05574 | 95 | 71 | 20 | 4 |
2328 | Yeah, sometimes the funny just wears off after a couple years. | 1.2947 | 0.05772 | 95 | 72 | 18 | 5 |
2329 | You only have three working cylinders. | 1.2947 | 0.05772 | 95 | 72 | 18 | 5 |
2330 | Your car's not funning on all cylinders | 1.2947 | 0.05157 | 95 | 71 | 21 | 3 |
2331 | I see— you have a piston bore problem | 1.2947 | 0.05772 | 95 | 72 | 18 | 5 |
2332 | He says he's their collective bargaining attorney. Have you not been putting enough laughing gas in the tank? | 1.2947 | 0.05962 | 95 | 73 | 16 | 6 |
2333 | I found one wig, one red nose and one clown suit stuck in the transmission. | 1.2947 | 0.05962 | 95 | 73 | 16 | 6 |
2334 | Looks like you’ve got a funny problem here. | 1.2947 | 0.05574 | 95 | 71 | 20 | 4 |
2335 | It’s one of your cylinders- it looks serious... | 1.2947 | 0.05574 | 95 | 71 | 20 | 4 |
2336 | Who's the business man? | 1.2947 | 0.05772 | 95 | 72 | 18 | 5 |
2337 | So, it's making a funny noise, you say. | 1.2947 | 0.05370 | 95 | 72 | 19 | 4 |
2338 | I assumed Trumps advisers had their own car. | 1.2947 | 0.05772 | 95 | 72 | 18 | 5 |
2339 | One of these needs a paint job. | 1.2947 | 0.05772 | 95 | 72 | 18 | 5 |
2340 | This explains the lack of funny noises. | 1.2947 | 0.05772 | 95 | 72 | 18 | 5 |
2341 | I think we all know what the problem is. | 1.2947 | 0.05772 | 95 | 72 | 18 | 5 |
2342 | The previous mechanic must have been a clown also! | 1.2947 | 0.05962 | 95 | 73 | 16 | 6 |
2343 | I'm afraid they all have to come out. | 1.2947 | 0.05574 | 95 | 71 | 20 | 4 |
2344 | I'm afraid your engine has a serious problem." | 1.2947 | 0.05157 | 95 | 69 | 24 | 2 |
2345 | There's your problem. You've got a cylinder that's not funny. | 1.2947 | 0.05772 | 95 | 72 | 18 | 5 |
2346 | This part has to go back to the factory. He's a corporate clown and they aren't that funny. | 1.2947 | 0.05962 | 95 | 73 | 16 | 6 |
2347 | Looks like your low on seltzer. | 1.2947 | 0.05370 | 95 | 70 | 22 | 3 |
2348 | You only have one cylinder that sounds normal. | 1.2947 | 0.05962 | 95 | 73 | 16 | 6 |
2349 | What are you doing in there, Fauci ? | 1.2947 | 0.05962 | 95 | 73 | 16 | 6 |
2350 | 'I'm sorry, on the phone I thought you said short-circuit.' | 1.2947 | 0.05962 | 95 | 73 | 16 | 6 |
2351 | Yes, the problem is serious. | 1.2947 | 0.05574 | 95 | 71 | 20 | 4 |
2352 | Turns out, that funny noise is not so funny. | 1.2947 | 0.05962 | 95 | 73 | 16 | 6 |
2353 | Audience volunteer? | 1.2947 | 0.05772 | 95 | 72 | 18 | 5 |
2354 | Sorry, the warranty doesn’t cover a defective Accountant. | 1.2947 | 0.05772 | 95 | 72 | 18 | 5 |
2355 | I see the problem. You put your straight man in the boot. | 1.2947 | 0.05157 | 95 | 69 | 24 | 2 |
2356 | This is what you get when you use after market parts | 1.2947 | 0.05574 | 95 | 71 | 20 | 4 |
2357 | Here's your problem. You let management get involved. | 1.2947 | 0.05574 | 95 | 71 | 20 | 4 |
2358 | I think someone sold you a counterfeit part. | 1.2947 | 0.05574 | 95 | 71 | 20 | 4 |
2359 | But he looks ridiculous! I mean, the hair, the shirt, the tie? Who even dresses like that? | 1.2947 | 0.05962 | 95 | 73 | 16 | 6 |
2360 | We're in a hurry, the president's cabinet meeting starts in five minutes. | 1.2947 | 0.06502 | 95 | 76 | 10 | 9 |
2361 | Here's your problem. They've got no spark. | 1.2947 | 0.05574 | 95 | 71 | 20 | 4 |
2362 | We had to use the engine compartment to fit all the clowns in the Trump administration. | 1.2947 | 0.06327 | 95 | 75 | 12 | 8 |
2363 | Obviously, in your effort to achieve diversity, you've overlooked horsepower. | 1.2947 | 0.05574 | 95 | 71 | 20 | 4 |
2364 | You get good mileage out of this old gag? | 1.2947 | 0.05962 | 95 | 73 | 16 | 6 |
2365 | 'It's a hybrid that runs on laughing gas and recycled 1960-era IBM executives. | 1.2947 | 0.05772 | 95 | 72 | 18 | 5 |
2366 | Well, I think we’ve found the cause of your reduced horseplay power | 1.2947 | 0.06147 | 95 | 74 | 14 | 7 |
2367 | I see the problem. It's some clown pretending to be a clown. | 1.2947 | 0.05574 | 95 | 71 | 20 | 4 |
2368 | The problem is, the guy with the glasses isn’t funny. | 1.2947 | 0.05574 | 95 | 71 | 20 | 4 |
2369 | Hmm, so what is wrong kid, why don't you want to be a clown? | 1.2947 | 0.05157 | 95 | 69 | 24 | 2 |
2370 | You never mentioned your clown car was a hybrid. | 1.2947 | 0.06327 | 95 | 75 | 12 | 8 |
2371 | I think I see the problem. One of you clowns is becoming a politician. | 1.2947 | 0.05370 | 95 | 70 | 22 | 3 |
2372 | Yeah our engine was making sort of a honking sound... | 1.2947 | 0.05772 | 95 | 72 | 18 | 5 |
2373 | I might have a nose in back, but you're looking at three or fours days before I can get a wig and suit. | 1.2947 | 0.05574 | 95 | 71 | 20 | 4 |
2374 | The front brake shoes look so much larger. | 1.2947 | 0.05772 | 95 | 72 | 18 | 5 |
2375 | When did the funny noise stop? | 1.2947 | 0.05157 | 95 | 69 | 24 | 2 |
2376 | Uh oh, this one looks like it's going to be serious. | 1.2947 | 0.04935 | 95 | 68 | 26 | 1 |
2377 | Sorry, but adding an aftermarket part like this voids the warranty. | 1.2947 | 0.05574 | 95 | 71 | 20 | 4 |
2378 | I thought you were kidding when you said you had to bring in your clown car. | 1.2947 | 0.05772 | 95 | 72 | 18 | 5 |
2379 | I think we should check the brake shoes first. | 1.2935 | 0.05250 | 92 | 67 | 23 | 2 |
2380 | Trump and the Trumpitos: an American story | 1.2921 | 0.05806 | 89 | 67 | 18 | 4 |
2381 | You mean you could'nt tell your engine had a serious problem? | 1.2921 | 0.05104 | 89 | 64 | 24 | 1 |
2382 | Something is not very funny with your engine. | 1.2921 | 0.06022 | 89 | 68 | 16 | 5 |
2383 | So where are the rest of your cabinet members President Trump? | 1.2921 | 0.05806 | 89 | 67 | 18 | 4 |
2384 | Definitely, engine overload! | 1.2921 | 0.04848 | 89 | 66 | 22 | 1 |
2385 | I think I see your problem - funny looking is not good enough for this car. | 1.2921 | 0.05348 | 89 | 65 | 22 | 2 |
2386 | You call this a Funny Car? | 1.2921 | 0.05348 | 89 | 65 | 22 | 2 |
2387 | It looks like someone swapped a cylinder! | 1.2921 | 0.05806 | 89 | 67 | 18 | 4 |
2388 | Not QUITE a fool wheel drive, is it, sir? | 1.2921 | 0.05582 | 89 | 66 | 20 | 3 |
2389 | I'm tellin' ya- ya try to run any regular in this thing and it's not gonna be funny. | 1.2907 | 0.05453 | 86 | 63 | 21 | 2 |
2390 | Is this a joke? | 1.2903 | 0.05634 | 93 | 70 | 19 | 4 |
2391 | ...So how’s the interview going? | 1.2903 | 0.06411 | 93 | 74 | 11 | 8 |
2392 | Clowndestine movement | 1.2903 | 0.05423 | 93 | 69 | 21 | 3 |
2393 | Here's your problem, this car's a diesel, and you've been filling it full of fucking clowns. | 1.2903 | 0.06226 | 93 | 73 | 13 | 7 |
2394 | Found that rattling noise - he won't stop talking about market shares. | 1.2903 | 0.05423 | 93 | 69 | 21 | 3 |
2395 | Well, the thing is, we’ve found your problem but I can’t make out if it’s the DNC or the RNC | 1.2903 | 0.05838 | 93 | 71 | 17 | 5 |
2396 | it’s been making this unfunny sound all week. | 1.2903 | 0.06035 | 93 | 72 | 15 | 6 |
2397 | looks like you got the wrong bozo in there. | 1.2903 | 0.06035 | 93 | 72 | 15 | 6 |
2398 | I got the last one from Amazon | 1.2903 | 0.05634 | 93 | 70 | 19 | 4 |
2399 | I’ve told you before pal, You got a 4 clown power engine and can’t just cram in a CPA. | 1.2903 | 0.05423 | 93 | 69 | 21 | 3 |
2400 | The car is making funny noises | 1.2903 | 0.05838 | 93 | 71 | 17 | 5 |
2401 | Congress just isn’t what it used to be. | 1.2903 | 0.06226 | 93 | 73 | 13 | 7 |
2402 | Well this is your problem right here | 1.2903 | 0.05634 | 93 | 70 | 19 | 4 |
2403 | There's your problem! You've got an off brand part! | 1.2903 | 0.05838 | 93 | 71 | 17 | 5 |
2404 | Is there anything sadder than the gears of a clown? | 1.2903 | 0.05838 | 93 | 71 | 17 | 5 |
2405 | See, I told you it runs funny | 1.2903 | 0.05423 | 93 | 69 | 21 | 3 |
2406 | Haven’t seen a 4-cylinder like this in years | 1.2903 | 0.06411 | 93 | 74 | 11 | 8 |
2407 | The engine seems to be making a squeaking noise. | 1.2903 | 0.05634 | 93 | 70 | 19 | 4 |
2408 | Which one’s Donald? | 1.2903 | 0.05838 | 93 | 71 | 17 | 5 |
2409 | We were trying to be more fool efficient... | 1.2903 | 0.06035 | 93 | 72 | 15 | 6 |
2410 | The problem is this guy with a tie. We need to change his oil. | 1.2903 | 0.05423 | 93 | 69 | 21 | 3 |
2411 | So...you always travel with your insurance provider?” “Yep. Just in case. | 1.2903 | 0.05634 | 93 | 70 | 19 | 4 |
2412 | Well, It looks like we have all been hoodwinked. | 1.2903 | 0.05838 | 93 | 71 | 17 | 5 |
2413 | Looks like you’ve got a loose dweeb. | 1.2903 | 0.06035 | 93 | 72 | 15 | 6 |
2414 | Sorry, there wasn't enough place to social distance | 1.2903 | 0.04973 | 93 | 67 | 25 | 1 |
2415 | A new muffler’s gonna cost you, but you could try switching them out for mimes. | 1.2903 | 0.05838 | 93 | 71 | 17 | 5 |
2416 | bob, why aren't you dressed up yet? | 1.2903 | 0.05838 | 93 | 71 | 17 | 5 |
2417 | Like I said, it’s been acting up. | 1.2903 | 0.05203 | 93 | 68 | 23 | 2 |
2418 | Well good news: it’s not an engine problem. Bad news: you’ve got a lot of republicans in your car | 1.2903 | 0.06035 | 93 | 72 | 15 | 6 |
2419 | Woah, what are the US senators doing out of office? | 1.2903 | 0.05838 | 93 | 71 | 17 | 5 |
2420 | Hey Bozo, who's this clown? | 1.2903 | 0.05203 | 93 | 68 | 23 | 2 |
2421 | Who’s the designated driver? | 1.2903 | 0.05634 | 93 | 70 | 19 | 4 |
2422 | Whatever you do, don’t take it to the clowns next door. | 1.2903 | 0.05423 | 93 | 69 | 21 | 3 |
2423 | Looks like there’s a problem with your ringmaster cylinder. | 1.2903 | 0.06035 | 93 | 72 | 15 | 6 |
2424 | You said you heard a funny noise coming out of the engine .... | 1.2903 | 0.05634 | 93 | 70 | 19 | 4 |
2425 | How long have you been driving with the spare? | 1.2903 | 0.05838 | 93 | 71 | 17 | 5 |
2426 | How much to make them happy? | 1.2903 | 0.05838 | 93 | 71 | 17 | 5 |
2427 | I’d say that you have a serious problem. | 1.2903 | 0.05838 | 93 | 71 | 17 | 5 |
2428 | This can really hurt your performance. | 1.2903 | 0.05838 | 93 | 71 | 17 | 5 |
2429 | The problem seems to be a worn out bit. | 1.2903 | 0.05423 | 93 | 69 | 21 | 3 |
2430 | Looks like you’ve got a wet blanket trapped under the hood. | 1.2903 | 0.05634 | 93 | 70 | 19 | 4 |
2431 | You said the engine was sounding funny? | 1.2903 | 0.05203 | 93 | 70 | 20 | 3 |
2432 | Your problem is the after-market cylinder. | 1.2903 | 0.05634 | 93 | 70 | 19 | 4 |
2433 | Looks like your only firing on three clowns | 1.2903 | 0.05838 | 93 | 71 | 17 | 5 |
2434 | Dude, why would you want to ride in a clown car? | 1.2903 | 0.05838 | 93 | 71 | 17 | 5 |
2435 | I thought it would be a six. | 1.2903 | 0.05634 | 93 | 70 | 19 | 4 |
2436 | There's your problem right there —that's not an OEM replacement clown. | 1.2903 | 0.05634 | 93 | 70 | 19 | 4 |
2437 | Just a bureaucrat--another kind of clown. | 1.2903 | 0.06035 | 93 | 72 | 15 | 6 |
2438 | Ah, there’s the problem—it won’t run on regular. | 1.2903 | 0.05838 | 93 | 71 | 17 | 5 |
2439 | ...And I call this bit, "Jack in the bonnet." | 1.2903 | 0.06035 | 93 | 72 | 15 | 6 |
2440 | Well, hello, President Trump’s motorcade. How can we help you? | 1.2903 | 0.05634 | 93 | 70 | 19 | 4 |
2441 | We are running away from the circus | 1.2903 | 0.06035 | 93 | 72 | 15 | 6 |
2442 | I told you it sounded funny. | 1.2903 | 0.05423 | 93 | 69 | 21 | 3 |
2443 | Don’t ask me, I’m just here for the photo op. | 1.2903 | 0.05423 | 93 | 69 | 21 | 3 |
2444 | Most of the parts you need are in stock, but I'll have to order the red nose. | 1.2903 | 0.05423 | 93 | 69 | 21 | 3 |
2445 | Looks like the wrong part. | 1.2903 | 0.05423 | 93 | 69 | 21 | 3 |
2446 | There's something funny about your engine | 1.2903 | 0.05838 | 93 | 71 | 17 | 5 |
2447 | It’s a problem with your comedic timing belt. | 1.2903 | 0.05634 | 93 | 70 | 19 | 4 |
2448 | They told me to put in a bunch of nuts for the engine to work! | 1.2903 | 0.05203 | 93 | 68 | 23 | 2 |
2449 | And you thought you could replace the original equipment Bozo with THAT? | 1.2903 | 0.05838 | 93 | 71 | 17 | 5 |
2450 | Well, yer problem here is ya should be runnin' 4 clown-power under the hood, but yer only runnin' 3. | 1.2903 | 0.06226 | 93 | 73 | 13 | 7 |
2451 | Don't get many shtick shifts these days. | 1.2903 | 0.05838 | 93 | 71 | 17 | 5 |
2452 | Oh, you voided your warranty with that aftermarket part! | 1.2903 | 0.05423 | 93 | 69 | 21 | 3 |
2453 | What clown fixed your engine last? | 1.2903 | 0.06035 | 93 | 72 | 15 | 6 |
2454 | Thanks Al, that Bozo at my old auto shop told me there was nothing wrong with it. I knew something sounded funny. | 1.2903 | 0.05634 | 93 | 70 | 19 | 4 |
2455 | Are you serious? | 1.2903 | 0.05634 | 93 | 70 | 19 | 4 |
2456 | Well, there's your problem right there. That's not Bonzo, that Bernie your accountant. | 1.2903 | 0.05634 | 93 | 70 | 19 | 4 |
2457 | Ah, I see what your problem is....and it's not funny. | 1.2903 | 0.05203 | 93 | 68 | 23 | 2 |
2458 | OK. Which of you clowns stole the engine? | 1.2903 | 0.05634 | 93 | 70 | 19 | 4 |
2459 | I see what the problem is. It looks like you have a square peg in a clown hold. | 1.2903 | 0.05838 | 93 | 71 | 17 | 5 |
2460 | That’s a problem with this model. We have to send in the clowns and totally replace the engineer. | 1.2903 | 0.05838 | 93 | 71 | 17 | 5 |
2461 | So...what did you say was the problem again? | 1.2903 | 0.05634 | 93 | 70 | 19 | 4 |
2462 | We figured out why your car sounded funny. | 1.2903 | 0.05838 | 93 | 71 | 17 | 5 |
2463 | Sorry, that's not covered by the warranty. | 1.2903 | 0.05423 | 93 | 69 | 21 | 3 |
2464 | Off brand parts. | 1.2903 | 0.04973 | 93 | 67 | 25 | 1 |
2465 | Your engine trouble is nothing to laugh about. | 1.2903 | 0.05838 | 93 | 71 | 17 | 5 |
2466 | When was the last time you looked under the hood? | 1.2903 | 0.05203 | 93 | 68 | 23 | 2 |
2467 | It'll be running again in no time, after we remove the politician. | 1.2903 | 0.05838 | 93 | 71 | 17 | 5 |
2468 | I think you better handle this one | 1.2903 | 0.05423 | 93 | 69 | 21 | 3 |
2469 | Here's your problem. This one's not in costume. | 1.2903 | 0.05634 | 93 | 70 | 19 | 4 |
2470 | It's definitely a problem, but I don't know just how serious it is yet. | 1.2903 | 0.06035 | 93 | 72 | 15 | 6 |
2471 | Diagnostics indicate that you're one clown short. | 1.2903 | 0.06035 | 93 | 72 | 15 | 6 |
2472 | Your left front clown has defected. | 1.2903 | 0.06226 | 93 | 73 | 13 | 7 |
2473 | This clown is no joke | 1.2903 | 0.05634 | 93 | 70 | 19 | 4 |
2474 | here's your problem, only 999 clowns | 1.2903 | 0.05838 | 93 | 71 | 17 | 5 |
2475 | Here’s your problem right here. This little guy’s from a different model. | 1.2903 | 0.05634 | 93 | 70 | 19 | 4 |
2476 | Wow, you have a manager! | 1.2903 | 0.05634 | 93 | 70 | 19 | 4 |
2477 | I told the boss this would happen as soon as we began opening up. | 1.2903 | 0.06035 | 93 | 72 | 15 | 6 |
2478 | Oh dere's ya problem. Someone replaced one of your clowns with a politician. Common mistake- funny t'ing, ya know they replaced our president with a clown? | 1.2903 | 0.06035 | 93 | 72 | 15 | 6 |
2479 | Well your first problem is these Bozos.... | 1.2903 | 0.06035 | 93 | 72 | 15 | 6 |
2480 | Your engine has a serious problem. | 1.2903 | 0.05838 | 93 | 71 | 17 | 5 |
2481 | Looks like you're one clown low | 1.2903 | 0.05634 | 93 | 70 | 19 | 4 |
2482 | Well, here’s your problem buddy. Accountants aren’t funny. | 1.2903 | 0.05634 | 93 | 70 | 19 | 4 |
2483 | Looks like you've got a bad Rod in your engine. | 1.2903 | 0.06035 | 93 | 72 | 15 | 6 |
2484 | He’s definitely the alternator | 1.2903 | 0.05423 | 93 | 69 | 21 | 3 |
2485 | Who was the clown who put this useless accessory under the hood? | 1.2903 | 0.05634 | 93 | 70 | 19 | 4 |
2486 | Looks like you have serious problem. | 1.2903 | 0.05634 | 93 | 70 | 19 | 4 |
2487 | I'm afraid you voided the warranty. | 1.2903 | 0.06035 | 93 | 72 | 15 | 6 |
2488 | Pardon me. Is this the entrance to the V.I.P. parking lot for tonight's MAGA Rally? | 1.2903 | 0.06035 | 93 | 72 | 15 | 6 |
2489 | Yeah, I could replace the heads but it would be cheaper to put in a rebuilt engine. | 1.2903 | 0.05838 | 93 | 71 | 17 | 5 |
2490 | Four clown drive requires four clowns. That’s your problem. | 1.2903 | 0.05203 | 93 | 68 | 23 | 2 |
2491 | Finally, some air!! Just check the tires, please. | 1.2903 | 0.05838 | 93 | 71 | 17 | 5 |
2492 | An actuary! No wonder it doesn't sound funny. | 1.2903 | 0.05838 | 93 | 71 | 17 | 5 |
2493 | Your best bet is to trade it for a Tesla. | 1.2903 | 0.05838 | 93 | 71 | 17 | 5 |
2494 | He needs a new nose, a purple wig, and then we’ll be set to go. | 1.2903 | 0.05423 | 93 | 69 | 21 | 3 |
2495 | Only hitting on three pistons, huh? | 1.2903 | 0.05423 | 93 | 69 | 21 | 3 |
2496 | You have only 3 barrels of laughs in your 4 barrel carburetor. | 1.2903 | 0.06035 | 93 | 72 | 15 | 6 |
2497 | not funny | 1.2903 | 0.05423 | 93 | 69 | 21 | 3 |
2498 | "they may have voided your engine warranty" | 1.2903 | 0.05203 | 93 | 68 | 23 | 2 |
2499 | And before the Town Car, there was the Clown Car... | 1.2903 | 0.05838 | 93 | 71 | 17 | 5 |
2500 | Nothing serious. You've just run out of laughing gas. | 1.2903 | 0.06035 | 93 | 72 | 15 | 6 |
2501 | The only problem I see here is that they aren't social distancing. | 1.2903 | 0.05423 | 93 | 69 | 21 | 3 |
2502 | "You're right. They're not funny. | 1.2903 | 0.05634 | 93 | 70 | 19 | 4 |
2503 | I’m starting to see the downsides to Uber pool. | 1.2903 | 0.05634 | 93 | 70 | 19 | 4 |
2504 | Bad news! You have a clogged clownburator. You’ll need a new ringmaster and you’re 6 months out of warranty. | 1.2903 | 0.06035 | 93 | 72 | 15 | 6 |
2505 | Sorry, I've always had an irrational fear of accountants. | 1.2903 | 0.05838 | 93 | 71 | 17 | 5 |
2506 | We’ll need to replace your left actuary.” | 1.2903 | 0.06226 | 93 | 73 | 13 | 7 |
2507 | I've seen this before. It's a case of mad clown's disease. | 1.2903 | 0.05634 | 93 | 70 | 19 | 4 |
2508 | I've never seen a hybrid engine like this but I know someone I can call. | 1.2903 | 0.05838 | 93 | 71 | 17 | 5 |
2509 | You need 4 new clowns. Who’s laughing now? | 1.2903 | 0.05634 | 93 | 70 | 19 | 4 |
2510 | Yep, that’s your problem: plenty of belts, but no fans. | 1.2903 | 0.05634 | 93 | 70 | 19 | 4 |
2511 | Here's the problem Bob, you have a town car piston thinking it's a clown car piston. | 1.2903 | 0.05634 | 93 | 70 | 19 | 4 |
2512 | It’s been making funny noises for a while. | 1.2903 | 0.05423 | 93 | 71 | 18 | 4 |
2513 | Note to self, 'always use OEM parts.'" | 1.2903 | 0.05423 | 93 | 69 | 21 | 3 |
2514 | I don't see anything funny under the hood." | 1.2903 | 0.05634 | 93 | 70 | 19 | 4 |
2515 | I found the trouble.He hasn't graduated from clown school yet | 1.2903 | 0.05423 | 93 | 69 | 21 | 3 |
2516 | I cleaned off the face paint, and removed the big red nose and wig. Should idle normally now. | 1.2903 | 0.05838 | 93 | 71 | 17 | 5 |
2517 | That's a funny looking hybrid engine you have here. | 1.2903 | 0.05423 | 93 | 69 | 21 | 3 |
2518 | You need to replace the regulator! | 1.2903 | 0.05634 | 93 | 70 | 19 | 4 |
2519 | I'm sorry sir, your car has failed inspection...insufficient social distancing. | 1.2903 | 0.05838 | 93 | 71 | 17 | 5 |
2520 | This is the last time I use Uber Pool. | 1.2903 | 0.05838 | 93 | 71 | 17 | 5 |
2521 | It's nice to meet you and yours Mr trump! | 1.2903 | 0.06411 | 93 | 74 | 11 | 8 |
2522 | It needs shoe replacements. | 1.2903 | 0.05838 | 93 | 71 | 17 | 5 |
2523 | I think your front guy might be out of sync. | 1.2903 | 0.05634 | 93 | 70 | 19 | 4 |
2524 | Looks like your problem is a nonstandard part. | 1.2903 | 0.05634 | 93 | 70 | 19 | 4 |
2525 | Your car has thousands of smiles left on it. | 1.2903 | 0.06035 | 93 | 72 | 15 | 6 |
2526 | I can clean underneath the hood for you and... wait, is that my kid? | 1.2903 | 0.05838 | 93 | 71 | 17 | 5 |
2527 | Where in D.C. will you and your team be working? | 1.2903 | 0.06226 | 93 | 73 | 13 | 7 |
2528 | I see what you mean. | 1.2903 | 0.05838 | 93 | 71 | 17 | 5 |
2529 | I think I found the problem. One of your cylinders is square. | 1.2903 | 0.05838 | 93 | 71 | 17 | 5 |
2530 | I think I found the non-funny noise you've been hearing. | 1.2903 | 0.05634 | 93 | 70 | 19 | 4 |
2531 | It's not funning on all cylinders. | 1.2903 | 0.05634 | 93 | 70 | 19 | 4 |
2532 | It's up to you. Do you want a laugh a minute or a mile a minute. | 1.2903 | 0.05634 | 93 | 70 | 19 | 4 |
2533 | your timing is a bit off | 1.2903 | 0.05203 | 93 | 68 | 23 | 2 |
2534 | Looks like you have a serious problem with cylinder # 1 on the driver's side. | 1.2903 | 0.05634 | 93 | 70 | 19 | 4 |
2535 | You've got a leak, pal. This guy's not just crying on the inside. | 1.2903 | 0.05634 | 93 | 70 | 19 | 4 |
2536 | One of your heads has a Serious problem. | 1.2903 | 0.06035 | 93 | 72 | 15 | 6 |
2537 | This will definitely hurt your performance. | 1.2903 | 0.05203 | 93 | 68 | 23 | 2 |
2538 | The eyes said it all. That passionate night in the big top from 1982 came rushing back. This was his son. | 1.2903 | 0.05838 | 93 | 71 | 17 | 5 |
2539 | On the highway it gets 4 clowns to a gallon | 1.2903 | 0.05838 | 93 | 71 | 17 | 5 |
2540 | It's way roomier than it looks. | 1.2903 | 0.05203 | 93 | 68 | 23 | 2 |
2541 | I didn’t realize it was this late in my career... | 1.2903 | 0.05634 | 93 | 70 | 19 | 4 |
2542 | Oh, I see your problem now - this banker is throwing off your timing. | 1.2903 | 0.05423 | 93 | 69 | 21 | 3 |
2543 | No, I said it’s a Clown Vic. That’s Vic. | 1.2903 | 0.06226 | 93 | 73 | 13 | 7 |
2544 | See, there's your problem. You've got a CEO in here. | 1.2903 | 0.05423 | 93 | 69 | 21 | 3 |
2545 | This one’s gonna need a new comic timing belt. | 1.2903 | 0.05634 | 93 | 70 | 19 | 4 |
2546 | Something sounds funny under the hood. | 1.2903 | 0.05838 | 93 | 71 | 17 | 5 |
2547 | No wonder it's running rough. Someone replaced one of the cylinders with the wrong model. | 1.2903 | 0.05634 | 93 | 70 | 19 | 4 |
2548 | Seriously, this is not funny. | 1.2903 | 0.05838 | 93 | 71 | 17 | 5 |
2549 | You're right, this doesn't sound funny at all. | 1.2903 | 0.05634 | 93 | 70 | 19 | 4 |
2550 | I think I found the reason for those funny noises you've been hearing. | 1.2903 | 0.05838 | 93 | 71 | 17 | 5 |
2551 | We'll get her running smoothly as soon as we can get the guy in front to put his clown suit back on. | 1.2903 | 0.06226 | 93 | 73 | 13 | 7 |
2552 | Well I suppose everyone has an accountant. | 1.2903 | 0.05838 | 93 | 71 | 17 | 5 |
2553 | Just as I suspected. Those brake shoes are too small. | 1.2903 | 0.05838 | 93 | 71 | 17 | 5 |
2554 | Well, there's your problem right there. Lawyers are clowns, but not THAT kind of clown. | 1.2903 | 0.05838 | 93 | 71 | 17 | 5 |
2555 | The border agents didn't think we were funny, either." | 1.2903 | 0.05838 | 93 | 71 | 17 | 5 |
2556 | So your "bad sense of humor" lights came on? | 1.2903 | 0.05203 | 93 | 68 | 23 | 2 |
2557 | This one cylinder seems out of whack. | 1.2903 | 0.05423 | 93 | 69 | 21 | 3 |
2558 | I found the problem Mr. Bozo.. one of your cylinders is not compatible | 1.2903 | 0.05634 | 93 | 70 | 19 | 4 |
2559 | Have you bozos been trying to fix this yourselves ? | 1.2903 | 0.04973 | 93 | 67 | 25 | 1 |
2560 | It started running rough right after I replaced a worn out original equipment part with a knock-off brand. | 1.2903 | 0.05838 | 93 | 71 | 17 | 5 |
2561 | No worries, it's just a cosmetic issue. | 1.2903 | 0.05423 | 93 | 69 | 21 | 3 |
2562 | One of your cylinders appears to be out of synch. | 1.2903 | 0.05423 | 93 | 69 | 21 | 3 |
2563 | So THAT's where the clown in our accounting department disappeared to. | 1.2903 | 0.05423 | 93 | 69 | 21 | 3 |
2564 | Oh boy––looks like this one's serious. | 1.2903 | 0.05423 | 93 | 69 | 21 | 3 |
2565 | There's the trouble. Someone replaced your original equipment with an aftermarket part. | 1.2903 | 0.05203 | 93 | 68 | 23 | 2 |
2566 | Some clown put oil in your radiator. | 1.2903 | 0.05634 | 93 | 70 | 19 | 4 |
2567 | that's why your car sounds funny | 1.2903 | 0.06035 | 93 | 72 | 15 | 6 |
2568 | When you don't stick with parts from the original manufacturer, it can cause serious problems. Very serious. | 1.2903 | 0.05838 | 93 | 71 | 17 | 5 |
2569 | It’s electric, there’s no engine | 1.2903 | 0.06226 | 93 | 73 | 13 | 7 |
2570 | You seem to have a serious problem in there. | 1.2903 | 0.05838 | 93 | 71 | 17 | 5 |
2571 | Mr President, since these senators all fit in this tiny car, you shouldn't have any problem with them fitting in the bunker with you. | 1.2903 | 0.05634 | 93 | 70 | 19 | 4 |
2572 | They told you this was certified pre-owned? | 1.2903 | 0.05838 | 93 | 71 | 17 | 5 |
2573 | You have a serious problem under your hood. | 1.2903 | 0.05423 | 93 | 69 | 21 | 3 |
2574 | I wouldn't be too worried, just a problem with the clownburetor. | 1.2903 | 0.05203 | 93 | 68 | 23 | 2 |
2575 | Think of it like affirmative action for guys who lack a sense of humor | 1.2903 | 0.05634 | 93 | 70 | 19 | 4 |
2576 | The clowns tell me we'll get better mileage with a new governor | 1.2903 | 0.06035 | 93 | 72 | 15 | 6 |
2577 | Dad....I can Explain | 1.2903 | 0.05634 | 93 | 70 | 19 | 4 |
2578 | Something’s not right ... | 1.2903 | 0.06035 | 93 | 72 | 15 | 6 |
2579 | I asked for factory parts! | 1.2903 | 0.05203 | 93 | 68 | 23 | 2 |
2580 | Here’s why you’re not funny. | 1.2903 | 0.05423 | 93 | 69 | 21 | 3 |
2581 | they're no longer pedaling | 1.2903 | 0.05838 | 93 | 71 | 17 | 5 |
2582 | Here's your problem - some Bozo has replaced the engine. | 1.2903 | 0.05838 | 93 | 71 | 17 | 5 |
2583 | I'm sorry sir, but the 'Bumper to Bumper' lubrication special does not include greasepaint. | 1.2903 | 0.06411 | 93 | 74 | 11 | 8 |
2584 | You have some big shoes to fill. | 1.2903 | 0.05634 | 93 | 70 | 19 | 4 |
2585 | I forgot my mask. | 1.2903 | 0.05838 | 93 | 71 | 17 | 5 |
2586 | Sir, I’m afraid your electric car has a short circus. | 1.2903 | 0.05838 | 93 | 71 | 17 | 5 |
2587 | Sheeeshh! What jokers have you let work on this engin? | 1.2903 | 0.05423 | 93 | 69 | 21 | 3 |
2588 | VW won’t survive THIS scandal. | 1.2903 | 0.06035 | 93 | 72 | 15 | 6 |
2589 | What will Tesla come up with next! | 1.2903 | 0.05634 | 93 | 70 | 19 | 4 |
2590 | You're calling border patrol? Well, this will be fun. | 1.2903 | 0.05634 | 93 | 70 | 19 | 4 |
2591 | I see the problem, it's Mitch McConnell riding front and center in the clown car. | 1.2903 | 0.05838 | 93 | 71 | 17 | 5 |
2592 | Trump Motors Inc. | 1.2903 | 0.05838 | 93 | 71 | 17 | 5 |
2593 | Move, nerd. I gotta fix the engine. | 1.2903 | 0.06035 | 93 | 72 | 15 | 6 |
2594 | Here's the Problem You're short on Humor | 1.2903 | 0.05634 | 93 | 70 | 19 | 4 |
2595 | Please don't put us on a lift; some of us are afraid of heights. | 1.2903 | 0.05423 | 93 | 69 | 21 | 3 |
2596 | It looks like you have a serious problem here. | 1.2903 | 0.05838 | 93 | 71 | 17 | 5 |
2597 | I picked up a hitchhiker, but he doesn’t fit in. | 1.2903 | 0.05838 | 93 | 71 | 17 | 5 |
2598 | This is no laughing matter, you need to replace this dipstick. | 1.2903 | 0.05838 | 93 | 71 | 17 | 5 |
2599 | Looks like your CPA module was activated. That's gonna cost you! | 1.2903 | 0.05423 | 93 | 69 | 21 | 3 |
2600 | The good news is I have a replacement clown in stock. | 1.2903 | 0.05634 | 93 | 70 | 19 | 4 |
2601 | Here’s your problem right here. You got an accountant where your hobo clown is supposed to be. | 1.2903 | 0.05838 | 93 | 71 | 17 | 5 |
2602 | Well that's the problem...right here in front. | 1.2903 | 0.06035 | 93 | 72 | 15 | 6 |
2603 | Comrade! How many Trump voters can we fit into a clown car before the DNC actually notices?!?? | 1.2903 | 0.05838 | 93 | 71 | 17 | 5 |
2604 | I guess this at least answers one of my questions. | 1.2903 | 0.05423 | 93 | 69 | 21 | 3 |
2605 | I found the unfunny noise. It’s coming from under the hood. | 1.2903 | 0.05634 | 93 | 70 | 19 | 4 |
2606 | There's your problem...this car is missing one of its original clowns. | 1.2903 | 0.06226 | 93 | 73 | 13 | 7 |
2607 | As I suspected, they sold you a lemon. | 1.2903 | 0.05838 | 93 | 71 | 17 | 5 |
2608 | Well, there's your problem, BoBo...some clown replaced the original manufacturer's part with an aftermarket one... | 1.2903 | 0.06226 | 93 | 73 | 13 | 7 |
2609 | He said he wanted to run away with the circus | 1.2903 | 0.06035 | 93 | 72 | 15 | 6 |
2610 | We have to switch out this accountant before the whole car starts acting sensibly. | 1.2903 | 0.05423 | 93 | 69 | 21 | 3 |
2611 | There's your problem -- some clown installed a dead battery. | 1.2903 | 0.05423 | 93 | 69 | 21 | 3 |
2612 | This kid must think he's a real piston. | 1.2903 | 0.05838 | 93 | 71 | 17 | 5 |
2613 | Now I see the problem. Accountants aren't funny. | 1.2903 | 0.05838 | 93 | 71 | 17 | 5 |
2614 | Well, there's only one thing here that looks serious. The rest will just make the car sound a bit funny. | 1.2903 | 0.05634 | 93 | 70 | 19 | 4 |
2615 | Funny power is dated technology. No one has parts for a '74 Bozo, so I had to retrofit a head from a '92 Jeff. | 1.2903 | 0.05838 | 93 | 71 | 17 | 5 |
2616 | Well, as you can see, you've got a serious problem. | 1.2903 | 0.05838 | 93 | 71 | 17 | 5 |
2617 | Here's your problem. Some slipped in a regulator. | 1.2903 | 0.05423 | 93 | 69 | 21 | 3 |
2618 | What sort of clown did your last service? | 1.2903 | 0.05423 | 93 | 69 | 21 | 3 |
2619 | With an engine of buffoons you will get the best miming madcap harlequin repair job ever performed. | 1.2903 | 0.05838 | 93 | 71 | 17 | 5 |
2620 | Well, the problem is that one of these things is not like the others. | 1.2903 | 0.05423 | 93 | 69 | 21 | 3 |
2621 | The day Mama clown’s car routine got dragged down by Corporate... | 1.2903 | 0.06035 | 93 | 72 | 15 | 6 |
2622 | Okay....three clowns and a lawyer engine? You're gonna need a TOTAL overhaul!! | 1.2903 | 0.06035 | 93 | 72 | 15 | 6 |
2623 | Oh ! Little Donald has friends | 1.2903 | 0.06226 | 93 | 73 | 13 | 7 |
2624 | I'll run the diagnostics, but your engine appears to suffer from a good faith jester. | 1.2903 | 0.05634 | 93 | 70 | 19 | 4 |
2625 | I think I know what the funny noise was. | 1.2903 | 0.05423 | 93 | 69 | 21 | 3 |
2626 | When you say it’s running funny, what exactly do you mean? | 1.2903 | 0.05423 | 93 | 69 | 21 | 3 |
2627 | So what's your problem? | 1.2903 | 0.05634 | 93 | 70 | 19 | 4 |
2628 | Oh yeah I see it now. | 1.2903 | 0.06035 | 93 | 72 | 15 | 6 |
2629 | So that's why it hasn't been making any funny sounds. | 1.2903 | 0.05423 | 93 | 69 | 21 | 3 |
2630 | I found out where the funny sound is coming from. | 1.2903 | 0.05634 | 93 | 70 | 19 | 4 |
2631 | So you say that something under the hood hasn't been sounding funny, eh? | 1.2903 | 0.05634 | 93 | 70 | 19 | 4 |
2632 | Who wants an oil and lube? | 1.2903 | 0.05203 | 93 | 68 | 23 | 2 |
2633 | Well, I found the source of the funny sound you were hearing. | 1.2903 | 0.05634 | 93 | 70 | 19 | 4 |
2634 | Here's your engine problem: This one's wearing street shoes. | 1.2903 | 0.06226 | 93 | 73 | 13 | 7 |
2635 | Here's the problem , Bozo is in the wrong clown car ! | 1.2903 | 0.05838 | 93 | 71 | 17 | 5 |
2636 | I'm afraid there's something funny going on under the hood. | 1.2903 | 0.05634 | 93 | 70 | 19 | 4 |
2637 | Wow. You are way past warranty! | 1.2903 | 0.05634 | 93 | 70 | 19 | 4 |
2638 | Damndest four-cylinder heads I've ever seen. | 1.2903 | 0.05423 | 93 | 69 | 21 | 3 |
2639 | Never put aftermarket parts in your clown car! | 1.2903 | 0.06035 | 93 | 72 | 15 | 6 |
2640 | This is where the funny sound is coming from | 1.2903 | 0.05634 | 93 | 70 | 19 | 4 |
2641 | We didn’t come in here looking to replace you either, but you heard his jokes. Now give him your costume. | 1.2903 | 0.05203 | 93 | 68 | 23 | 2 |
2642 | You're only running on three cylinders. The fourth one's going to need a nose job. | 1.2903 | 0.05838 | 93 | 71 | 17 | 5 |
2643 | So, yeah, I replaced your worn out one with a corporate clown, but he’s much cheaper, and trust me, this one’s a real Bozo. | 1.2903 | 0.06035 | 93 | 72 | 15 | 6 |
2644 | Just as I suspected, your fan belt is tangled up in red tape. | 1.2903 | 0.06035 | 93 | 72 | 15 | 6 |
2645 | I keep hearing an un-funny noise in the engine | 1.2903 | 0.05838 | 93 | 71 | 17 | 5 |
2646 | we are all going to the annual legal scholars conference | 1.2903 | 0.05634 | 93 | 70 | 19 | 4 |
2647 | There's nothing funny about this, you got a bad header. | 1.2903 | 0.05634 | 93 | 70 | 19 | 4 |
2648 | Well, I started my car and I didn’t hear a funny noise, so I brought it in. | 1.2903 | 0.06035 | 93 | 72 | 15 | 6 |
2649 | So it makes a funny noise? | 1.2903 | 0.05203 | 93 | 68 | 23 | 2 |
2650 | Something doesn't sound funny, you say? | 1.2903 | 0.06035 | 93 | 72 | 15 | 6 |
2651 | I've found the source of the droning. | 1.2903 | 0.05203 | 93 | 68 | 23 | 2 |
2652 | Only a fool would confuse an accountant with a carburetor! | 1.2903 | 0.05423 | 93 | 69 | 21 | 3 |
2653 | I think your problem is this little guy up front. | 1.2903 | 0.05838 | 93 | 71 | 17 | 5 |
2654 | Here's the cause of that unfunny noise you heard. | 1.2903 | 0.05838 | 93 | 71 | 17 | 5 |
2655 | I can't make up this shit. | 1.2903 | 0.06226 | 93 | 73 | 13 | 7 |
2656 | Oh my God, you are right! That *IS* Kevin from accounting! | 1.2889 | 0.05751 | 90 | 68 | 18 | 4 |
2657 | There you have it! That's why this joke doesn't work! | 1.2874 | 0.05642 | 87 | 65 | 19 | 3 |
2658 | The only trouble is I’m seeing more horns than cylinders.” | 1.2874 | 0.06097 | 87 | 67 | 15 | 5 |
2659 | That's not what I meant by "Filler up." | 1.2874 | 0.05642 | 87 | 65 | 19 | 3 |
2660 | Your last mechanic installed a corporate clown. That's your problem. | 1.2874 | 0.05642 | 87 | 65 | 19 | 3 |
2661 | I think we've found the cause of that unfunny noise. | 1.2874 | 0.05400 | 87 | 64 | 21 | 2 |
2662 | Even clowns need accountants, they may be silly but they aren’t dumb | 1.2874 | 0.05146 | 87 | 63 | 23 | 1 |
2663 | Oh. I forgot. The engine is in the back. | 1.2874 | 0.05642 | 87 | 65 | 19 | 3 |
2664 | No..I said widget. You need a new WIDGET! | 1.2874 | 0.06097 | 87 | 67 | 15 | 5 |
2665 | I think we found the real clown. | 1.2874 | 0.06097 | 87 | 67 | 15 | 5 |
2666 | @newyorkermag - What happens when the United States Senate carpools. | 1.2872 | 0.05978 | 94 | 73 | 15 | 6 |
2667 | There's a little wobble in your weebles. | 1.2872 | 0.05583 | 94 | 71 | 19 | 4 |
2668 | I see the problem, there’s been a part substitution. You’re one clown short. | 1.2872 | 0.05583 | 94 | 71 | 19 | 4 |
2669 | The timing is off in one cylinder. | 1.2872 | 0.05583 | 94 | 71 | 19 | 4 |
2670 | No wonder your car isn't getting any laughs. Someone replaced a clown with a CPA. | 1.2872 | 0.05583 | 94 | 71 | 19 | 4 |
2671 | I thought your engine sounded a little unfunny.” | 1.2872 | 0.05784 | 94 | 72 | 17 | 5 |
2672 | Here's the problem, someone replaced your Sparkles with a Milt. | 1.2872 | 0.05374 | 94 | 70 | 21 | 3 |
2673 | You have a serious issue here. | 1.2872 | 0.05583 | 94 | 71 | 19 | 4 |
2674 | I figured out why your car isn't sounding funny. | 1.2872 | 0.05583 | 94 | 73 | 16 | 5 |
2675 | looks like your funny is running low. | 1.2857 | 0.05012 | 91 | 66 | 24 | 1 |
2676 | Oh, now I see what’s making that funny noise. | 1.2857 | 0.05012 | 91 | 69 | 20 | 2 |
2677 | I can fix it, but I'll need to go find the Alan wrench. | 1.2857 | 0.05696 | 91 | 69 | 18 | 4 |
2678 | Well, here's the cause of that unfunny noise. | 1.2857 | 0.05906 | 91 | 70 | 16 | 5 |
2679 | Seems like the timing is off. | 1.2857 | 0.06110 | 91 | 71 | 14 | 6 |
2680 | 'I don't think this one is compatible with a clown car.' | 1.2857 | 0.05906 | 91 | 70 | 16 | 5 |
2681 | One of these clowns is not like the others. | 1.2857 | 0.05906 | 91 | 70 | 16 | 5 |
2682 | Oh, I see the problem right away! One of you cylinders needs to be clowned | 1.2857 | 0.05696 | 91 | 69 | 18 | 4 |
2683 | You say the engine has been acting funny? 25% less funny, I bet. | 1.2857 | 0.05477 | 91 | 68 | 20 | 3 |
2684 | It won't run on just three clown power. | 1.2841 | 0.05098 | 88 | 64 | 23 | 1 |
2685 | Do you all have tickets for his rally? | 1.2841 | 0.06036 | 88 | 68 | 15 | 5 |
2686 | You’re right, he does resemble me more than you.” | 1.2841 | 0.05816 | 88 | 67 | 17 | 4 |
2687 | My engine is making a funny noise | 1.2841 | 0.05348 | 88 | 65 | 21 | 2 |
2688 | Tesla Model “Clown” | 1.2841 | 0.05348 | 88 | 65 | 21 | 2 |
2689 | The bottom-right one. Can you adjust his fun level up? | 1.2841 | 0.05348 | 88 | 65 | 21 | 2 |
2690 | It only used to happen when it got below a quarter full. But now it's all the time. | 1.2841 | 0.05348 | 88 | 65 | 21 | 2 |
2691 | Well there is your problem: somebody put in an accountant where you need another clown. | 1.2841 | 0.05587 | 88 | 66 | 19 | 3 |
2692 | Clarabell,can I catch a ride home with your carpool today? | 1.2841 | 0.05348 | 88 | 65 | 21 | 2 |
2693 | Here's your problem and it not funny. | 1.2841 | 0.05816 | 88 | 67 | 17 | 4 |
2694 | Do you have your feet squarely on the pedals? | 1.2841 | 0.05587 | 88 | 66 | 19 | 3 |
2695 | Clown to the left of me, jokers to the right of me-- get off of my property. | 1.2841 | 0.05816 | 88 | 67 | 17 | 4 |
2696 | You say it's making a decidedly unfunny sound? | 1.2841 | 0.05587 | 88 | 66 | 19 | 3 |
2697 | It looks like the nose and lips have worn out. | 1.2841 | 0.05816 | 88 | 67 | 17 | 4 |
2698 | People power, right? | 1.2841 | 0.05587 | 88 | 66 | 19 | 3 |
2699 | I found the thing that makes introvert noises | 1.2841 | 0.06036 | 88 | 68 | 15 | 5 |
2700 | I was hearing a funny noise from the hood. | 1.2841 | 0.05098 | 88 | 64 | 23 | 1 |
2701 | I thought I had requested a “town” car... | 1.2826 | 0.06434 | 92 | 74 | 10 | 8 |
2702 | It’s probably Tim, that clown from the office | 1.2826 | 0.05202 | 92 | 68 | 22 | 2 |
2703 | Meeting of the #anti social-distancing club | 1.2826 | 0.05642 | 92 | 70 | 18 | 4 |
2704 | One of these things is not like the other... | 1.2826 | 0.05426 | 92 | 69 | 20 | 3 |
2705 | Everybody seems to have changed. | 1.2826 | 0.05426 | 92 | 69 | 20 | 3 |
2706 | Listen bud I can tell with one look you're a bunch of f**king clowns, because you forgot all the black people! | 1.2826 | 0.05642 | 92 | 72 | 15 | 5 |
2707 | Yep, so for the Trump rally you’re just gonna go straight ahead, then take a hard, hard right | 1.2826 | 0.06434 | 92 | 74 | 10 | 8 |
2708 | this is not funny at all | 1.2826 | 0.05642 | 92 | 72 | 15 | 5 |
2709 | It must be the circus breaker. | 1.2826 | 0.05426 | 92 | 69 | 20 | 3 |
2710 | This wasn’t the first think tank he’d been a part of but Derrick had the sinking suspicion it could be his last | 1.2826 | 0.06245 | 92 | 73 | 12 | 7 |
2711 | It’s okay, they’re with me | 1.2826 | 0.05850 | 92 | 71 | 16 | 5 |
2712 | Headed to the RNC, are ya? | 1.2826 | 0.06051 | 92 | 72 | 14 | 6 |
2713 | We think Lenny's in there but this guy won't budge. Says his name's Joaquin Phoenix and he's doing "research." | 1.2826 | 0.06051 | 92 | 72 | 14 | 6 |
2714 | Hmm! That's funny. | 1.2826 | 0.05850 | 92 | 71 | 16 | 5 |
2715 | Apparently someone installed the wrong part. This one is for a Lincoln Town Car. | 1.2826 | 0.06051 | 92 | 72 | 14 | 6 |
2716 | Hmmm...you say you heard a funny noise under the hood?! | 1.2826 | 0.06051 | 92 | 72 | 14 | 6 |
2717 | Not only is the car fully loaded, but check out what's under the hood. | 1.2826 | 0.06051 | 92 | 72 | 14 | 6 |
2718 | It’s an aftermarket part. You like dad jokes right? | 1.2826 | 0.05850 | 92 | 71 | 16 | 5 |
2719 | you got a serious problem pal and it's no laughing matter | 1.2826 | 0.05642 | 92 | 70 | 18 | 4 |
2720 | Something sounds funny. | 1.2826 | 0.06051 | 92 | 72 | 14 | 6 |
2721 | You tried to fix this yourself, didn't you? This is not a manufacturer-recommended part. | 1.2826 | 0.05850 | 92 | 71 | 16 | 5 |
2722 | Well there's the source of that tip-tapping noise. It's your accountant. | 1.2826 | 0.06051 | 92 | 72 | 14 | 6 |
2723 | I see this all the time - clowns trying to save a buck. Clown cars run much better if you use all genuine OEM clowns | 1.2826 | 0.05642 | 92 | 70 | 18 | 4 |