Contest #713


Cartoon

713

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “I found something serious under the hood.”
  2. “Who’s the clown in the suit?”
  3. “Looks like one of them has bad timing.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2020-06-14T20:09:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2020-06-28T20:10:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2020-06-22T20:10:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued June 29, 2020
Number of captions 9472
Number of responses 1059045
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 ...there's yer problem! ya gotta short circus! 2.1765 0.00781 9813 2239 3611 3963
1 Is it wise for the entire presidential administration to ride in one car? 2.1062 0.00891 8541 2497 2647 3397
2 On your way to the Republican National Convention, I see. 2.0276 0.00806 10540 3476 3307 3757
3 No wonder it pulls to the right. 1.9970 0.00905 8073 2693 2720 2660
4 We had to replace one of the clowns with a politician, but you shouldn't see much of a difference in the ride. 1.9951 0.00869 8417 2700 3063 2654
5 I think we’ve found the source of the funny noises 1.9735 0.01147 4421 1346 1846 1229
6 I'd say your problem is this dipstick. 1.9701 0.00881 8158 2719 2969 2470
7 Well, there’s your problem, we’ll need to change attire. 1.9524 0.00819 9258 3116 3474 2668
8 You'll go faster if I remove the Governor.... 1.9407 0.01840 1821 618 693 510
9 Who's the clown in the suit? 1.9357 0.01068 5362 1833 2049 1480
10 The parts are cheap, but getting rid of the lawyer is going to cost you. 1.9275 0.01093 5294 1887 1908 1499
11 No, I said we fix ‘town’ cars. 1.9069 0.01113 4735 1630 1916 1189
12 You say it's been sounding funny? 1.8907 0.00801 8919 3101 3699 2119
13 Doesn't look too serious. 1.8881 0.01511 2681 987 1007 687
14 Looks like you tripped a circus breaker 1.8779 0.01590 2375 875 915 585
15 I found something serious under the hood. 1.8701 0.00890 7469 2774 2900 1795
16 That's what you get for driving a shtick. 1.8595 0.00920 7566 3036 2561 1969
17 I can order a new clown for five-hundred or slap a wig and a nose on this one for half. 1.8481 0.01331 3305 1256 1295 754
18 TOWN car, Bill. I suggested you buy a TOWN car. 1.8450 0.00900 7523 2982 2735 1806
19 Well there’s your problem— some clown installed the wrong part. 1.8239 0.01703 1971 767 784 420
20 Beats me--we swap out clowns and politicians all the time, never had a problem." 1.8213 0.01264 3946 1660 1331 955
21 Looks like one of them has bad timing. 1.8202 0.00927 6648 2607 2631 1410
22 I only had a straight man in stock, but that should get you back on the road. 1.8177 0.01154 4148 1604 1703 841
23 Looks like it might be a faulty circus breaker 1.7754 0.01105 4662 1977 1763 922
24 The engine keeps making a 'Knock, Knock, who's there?' sound. 1.7646 0.01304 3603 1627 1197 779
25 Ha! I knew it. They didn’t use genuine clown parts. 1.7546 0.01256 3497 1509 1342 646
26 There's your problem. One of your clowns has sprung a geek. 1.7386 0.01613 2360 1113 751 496
27 Elect a clown, expect a circus. 1.7373 0.01489 2859 1380 850 629
28 I just need to loosen this one up a little bit. 1.7269 0.01310 3091 1357 1221 513
29 It's a hybrid all right.” 1.7267 0.01537 2316 1036 877 403
30 President Trump, your new Cabinet Members have finally arrived. 1.7257 0.02367 1134 558 329 247
31 You’re good to go, the knocking sound was the Jehovah’s Witness. 1.7235 0.01304 3855 1945 1032 878
32 I figured out what's not making a funny noise. 1.7185 0.01418 2806 1307 988 511
33 Okay, I think I see the problem, and it looks serious. 1.7160 0.02397 926 415 359 152
34 One of your nuts is defective. 1.7082 0.01245 3660 1728 1272 660
35 I think I know why it’s pulling to the right. 1.7055 0.01319 3307 1582 1117 608
36 Nothing a little powder and a red rubber nose won't fix. 1.7006 0.01302 3180 1476 1180 524
37 This kind of thing just makes you wish that Car Talk was still around. 1.7006 0.01765 1987 1001 580 406
38 The engine in this thing is a joke. 1.7003 0.01404 2766 1309 986 471
39 I can tell you where the funny noise is NOT coming from. 1.6981 0.01292 3259 1527 1189 543
40 Should be OK now, I replaced the slapstick with a governor I had lying around. 1.6966 0.01664 2106 1030 685 391
41 What clown fixed this the last time? 1.6912 0.01343 3096 1490 1072 534
42 I see your problem. It’s serious. 1.6772 0.01685 1958 962 666 330
43 I think it’s time to replace your circus breaker. 1.6750 0.01432 2735 1356 912 467
44 How long has the check grease paint light been on? 1.6701 0.01639 2131 1077 680 374
45 I see why your jokes are backfiring. 1.6677 0.01707 1866 920 646 300
46 Well Mr. President, I see that your re-election caravan is all packed and ready to go. 1.6675 0.01575 2421 1273 688 460
47 Well here’s your problem. You’re down a clown. 1.6671 0.01930 1394 671 516 207
48 Well, that explains the whining. 1.6651 0.02062 1272 628 442 202
49 I think we've found your engine problem, and it's not funny 1.6620 0.02101 1225 608 423 194
50 I see the problem. One of your clowns is ill-suited. 1.6596 0.01694 1845 909 655 281
51 Which one of you is the President of the United States? 1.6523 0.01695 2209 1218 541 450
52 Looks like you need a toon up. 1.6522 0.02405 966 496 310 160
53 We don’t work on hybrids 1.6419 0.01676 1846 927 653 266
54 It appears to be human error. 1.6419 0.01784 1846 998 515 333
55 We see this a lot with the older Clown Victorias. 1.6402 0.01792 1712 889 550 273
56 I'm afraid this voids your warranty. The owner's manual tells you not to put any regular in this car. 1.6383 0.02198 1045 521 381 143
57 There's your problem--the spoiler goes in the back, not the front. 1.6377 0.02469 853 432 298 123
58 You’re gonna need a toon-up. 1.6366 0.01765 1695 867 577 251
59 Clowns to the left of me, joker on the right. 1.6362 0.01802 1751 932 524 295
60 White House Field Trip 1.6327 0.02296 1130 620 305 205
61 Yup, it's the right wingnut that causing all the trouble. 1.6316 0.01928 1561 846 444 271
62 ´Well that explains the funny noises’ 1.6260 0.01805 1540 784 549 207
63 Sometimes I wonder what those clowns in Detroit were thinking. 1.6242 0.01939 1469 785 451 233
64 Sorry, we don’t work on hybrids. 1.6217 0.01888 1430 737 497 196
65 You say your car HASN'T been acting funny? 1.6198 0.01936 1315 669 477 169
66 Just refill the squirt guns and rotate the clowns. 1.6198 0.01947 1407 746 451 210
67 I can put makeup on him but it's probably best to replace all four. 1.6176 0.01933 1394 731 465 198
68 The lawyer should be in the trunk. 1.6170 0.02084 1261 679 386 196
69 Buddy, you got a square peg in a clown hole. 1.6156 0.02028 1306 705 402 199
70 I see the problem. One of the heads needs to be replaced. 1.6122 0.02160 1119 593 367 159
71 I'm afraid your car is on its last laugh. 1.6104 0.02210 1055 557 352 146
72 See, this one here is screwed in too tightly. 1.6053 0.02284 940 489 333 118
73 The main problem is that you don't have an engine. 1.6048 0.03832 420 245 96 79
74 On the way to Mar-a-Lago, I see. 1.6018 0.02427 1012 583 249 180
75 That straight guy is messing up your timing. 1.6010 0.02234 1050 568 333 149
76 Here's your problem. They installed an accountant. 1.6002 0.02194 1093 593 344 156
77 Found the problem and it's serious. 1.5991 0.02226 1080 592 329 159
78 I've got a wig in the back, but I'll have to order the nose. 1.5984 0.02267 1016 551 322 143
79 Well, there’s your problem! You can’t replace a real clown with a member of Congress. 1.5972 0.02290 1065 598 298 169
80 You’re only laughing on three cylinders 1.5964 0.02251 1011 547 326 138
81 Mr. trump, your children are here. 1.5931 0.02469 988 580 230 178
82 Your fluid levels are fine. It's your slapstick that needs work. 1.5927 0.02272 992 538 320 134
83 It’s nothing that a red nose and an orange wig can’t fix. 1.5927 0.02321 982 541 300 141
84 Clowns to the left, jokers to the right, here you are stuck in the middle with Steve. 1.5912 0.02506 888 503 245 140
85 Wait... Who's this clown? 1.5911 0.02315 961 524 306 131
86 This is what happens when you don’t buy genuine clown parts. 1.5881 0.02395 925 514 278 133
87 We're carpooling to the Trump rally. 1.5880 0.02499 932 542 232 158
88 It looks serious - it's probably the tie, Rod." 1.5856 0.03085 555 309 167 79
89 I think your only firing on three clowns. 1.5853 0.02392 897 493 283 121
90 Just as I suspected. You’ve got a crank in your clown case. 1.5834 0.02576 845 486 225 134
91 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the 2024 presidential debates. You will each have two minutes for an opening statement. The format will be balloon animals, mimes, and creepy jokes. 1.5829 0.02636 868 518 194 156
92 Looks like someone installed an aftermarket Bozo. 1.5825 0.02434 867 479 271 117
93 The check clown light came on. 1.5809 0.02474 859 481 257 121
94 The fool injection is a little off. 1.5775 0.02598 755 424 230 101
95 We figured out where the funny noise is coming from. 1.5773 0.02586 821 472 224 125
96 Don’t bother; they’re here. 1.5761 0.02687 802 474 194 134
97 I told you my car was making funny noises. 1.5761 0.02495 802 442 258 102
98 Once a head throws a wig, you're better off replacing them all. 1.5753 0.02676 784 457 203 124
99 Define “running funny.” 1.5750 0.02610 793 454 222 117
100 I think its the tie, Rod. 1.5734 0.02618 783 448 221 114
101 Fool Injected I see. 1.5695 0.02727 748 438 194 116
102 Any bozo could fix this issue 1.5675 0.03113 548 315 155 78
103 Taking over his Dad’s garage, Steve knew he had big shoes to fill. 1.5667 0.02712 720 414 204 102
104 Not to worry. It's nothing a wig, a rubber nose, and a funny hat can't fix. 1.5638 0.04223 282 159 87 36
105 You're gonna need a new one but a wig and some makeup should get you home. 1.5620 0.02704 685 387 211 87
106 Let’s run it up on the rack and see whose feet aren’t moving. 1.5612 0.02806 670 388 188 94
107 On your way to the Republican convention? 1.5591 0.02823 660 383 185 92
108 Sir, I think you're in the wrong car. This one seems to be headed for D.C. 1.5588 0.02807 655 377 190 88
109 Well, now we know where those funny noises were coming from. 1.5564 0.02946 541 300 181 60
110 Huh. I think I see why your car has only been acting a "little" funny. 1.5556 0.02666 639 350 223 66
111 Your turn is over Mr. Pence. The big guy wants to ride around with the Cabinet for awhile. 1.5556 0.03119 630 395 120 115
112 C'mon Frank, stop clowning around. Give the man his seat back. 1.5536 0.02952 616 364 163 89
113 It's nothing serious. 1.5534 0.02900 618 360 174 84
114 How did you know it was a government car? 1.5532 0.03307 479 280 133 66
115 Here's your culprit. This fourth cylinder's a square. 1.5528 0.02809 615 348 194 73
116 It’s your comic timing belt 1.5512 0.02879 606 349 180 77
117 Get in. We’re making America great again. 1.5502 0.02975 598 353 161 84
118 It's more serious than I thought. 1.5498 0.02951 602 354 165 83
119 You know you really shouldn't put regular in this car. 1.5482 0.02925 591 343 172 76
120 Oh, I’m sorry, this one’s bad. Once they turn into investment bankers we can’t save them 1.5479 0.02942 584 339 170 75
121 I'm afraid you have a geek in your fool line. 1.5470 0.03101 574 347 140 87
122 So, is this an automatic or a shtick shift? 1.5462 0.03015 573 338 157 78
123 I tuned up ya rodeo clown, ya mime clown, and ya circus clown. But ya congressman needs replacin'. 1.5448 0.03114 547 326 144 77
124 First, we need to send out the clowns. 1.5445 0.03061 562 334 150 78
125 $2000 to fix it? Do I look like some sort of Bozo to you? 1.5426 0.03022 551 322 159 70
126 We can do a diagnostic, but I'm telling you right now that you've got a bad clown. 1.5417 0.03039 539 314 158 67
127 There's a clown shortage, so we installed a congressman. 1.5389 0.03149 527 315 140 72
128 I think your issue is this Bozo in front. 1.5374 0.03083 521 305 152 64
129 Well here's your problem. You're a clown low. 1.5367 0.03098 531 315 147 69
130 It's definitely your tie, Rod." 1.5367 0.03120 531 317 143 71
131 I've located your problem. It's no laughing matter. 1.5367 0.02961 518 293 172 53
132 You need to replace the infiltrator. 1.5358 0.03149 517 308 141 68
133 I thought something didn't sound funny. 1.5345 0.03047 507 292 159 56
134 Looks like your last mechanic installed a gizmo when he should have installed a bozo.” 1.5344 0.03235 509 309 128 72
135 Looks like your straight man’s timing is off. 1.5329 0.02941 501 280 175 46
136 I'm afraid the problem is more serious than I thought. 1.5299 0.03136 485 283 147 55
137 There's your problem. You're using the wrong fool. 1.5299 0.03216 485 289 135 61
138 Well there's the problem -- you're only running on three clowns. 1.5299 0.03081 485 283 149 53
139 Sorry, Sir, you are going nowhere. You are one clown short of a circus. 1.5299 0.03053 485 277 159 49
140 Lucky for you we're a full circus garage. 1.5293 0.03370 461 280 118 63
141 He's a corporate clown. 1.5288 0.03450 382 219 124 39
142 You have too many clowns to the left and not enough jokers to the right. 1.5284 0.03321 475 289 121 65
143 That explains why your "Check Eugene" light was on. 1.5283 0.03364 477 294 114 69
144 Trump rally is three miles down the road and take a right. 1.5282 0.03379 479 297 111 71
145 That's your problem ... you are only firing on three clowns 1.5257 0.03318 447 266 127 54
146 I can fix this. All I need is a custard-cream pie. 1.5254 0.03359 453 274 120 59
147 Just as I suspected...the entire system is a joke.. 1.5241 0.03356 456 277 119 60
148 The use of unofficial replacement parts invaidates the warranty. 1.5241 0.03164 456 264 145 47
149 My guess is it's the fool injector. 1.5240 0.03244 458 271 134 53
150 You'd better let Trump know you're going to be late for the Cabinet meeting. 1.5235 0.03504 426 261 107 58
151 You're going to need new punch lines. 1.5230 0.03322 457 276 123 58
152 looks like you've got a short circus. 1.5216 0.03604 393 239 103 51
153 Well sir, the problem seems to be that you are one clown short of a circus. 1.5213 0.03330 445 267 124 54
154 You get no mileage with these analytic converters. 1.5213 0.03345 445 268 122 55
155 I didn’t think you were being serious when you said it ran funny. 1.5175 0.03053 429 239 158 32
156 Here’s your problem – some clown has substituted Stan from Accounts. 1.5175 0.03423 429 261 114 54
157 Oh- here's the problem. One of the cylinders is not acting funny! 1.5175 0.03359 429 257 122 50
158 We can get him a nose and wig and you’ll be good to go. 1.5154 0.03488 421 259 107 55
159 Pass me a balloon and I'll see what I can do. 1.5154 0.03361 423 253 122 48
160 We’re just not getting the smileage we used to get. 1.5145 0.03500 414 254 107 53
161 Yep. Pretty sure I’ve got a wig and makeup back in my office. We’ll have you up and running in no time. 1.5144 0.03235 418 242 137 39
162 Is this some kind of a joke? 1.5133 0.03387 413 247 120 46
163 'You weren't joking, it does look serious.' 1.5133 0.03506 413 254 106 53
164 If you were kidnapped by clowns, blink twice 1.5131 0.03317 419 248 127 44
165 I changed the oil, balanced the tires, and added a lawyer to help regulate the engine. 1.5111 0.03472 405 246 111 48
166 Who's this clown? 1.5111 0.03454 405 245 113 47
167 There's a problem with the bore in one cylinder. 1.5111 0.03454 405 245 113 47
168 Let's see, one white guy and a bunch of clowns, seems I've seen this before. 1.5111 0.03507 405 248 107 50
169 I guess that, technically, you can no longer call it a joy ride. 1.5111 0.03309 405 237 129 39
170 Told you there was something funny going on under the hood. 1.5111 0.03441 407 246 114 47
171 I think I found the problem. Your straight man is messing up the timing. 1.5100 0.03544 402 248 103 51
172 Let’s see… rainbow wig, makeup, round red nose, plus labor, you’re looking at $2,400 to fix Gary. 1.5099 0.03460 404 245 112 47
173 So it's NOT acting funny, then? 1.5076 0.03414 394 235 118 41
174 Yup, clowns are running everything these days. 1.5076 0.03401 396 240 113 43
175 There's your problem! One of them only runs from 9 to 5. 1.5064 0.03509 391 238 108 45
176 I thought the engine was sounding kind of funny. 1.5040 0.03299 377 228 115 34
177 I think there's something wrong with the circus-board 1.5040 0.03466 377 225 114 38
178 Ah crap, this means I put Bonzo in Mrs O’Calahan’s car. 1.5040 0.03683 377 236 92 49
179 This is your problem, you are one clown short of a circus here. 1.5040 0.03572 379 232 103 44
180 Here’s the problem. They’ve hired a lawyer. 1.5039 0.03695 383 242 89 52
181 Here's why your engine wasn't sounding funny. 1.5039 0.03505 383 232 109 42
182 The Boss just tweeted he needs us back in the White House now! 1.5039 0.03699 385 244 88 53
183 I told you not to top it off with regular 1.5039 0.03717 385 245 86 54
184 This one here looks pretty serious. 1.5027 0.03493 376 226 111 39
185 Cheer up. All the newer models come with a spare straight man. 1.5027 0.03240 376 228 116 32
186 I see your problem—your dipstick's been swapped out for slapstick. 1.5000 0.03589 368 225 102 41
187 Mr. President, it was never intended to fit your entire cabinet comfortably. 1.5000 0.03751 368 233 86 49
188 There's your problem. Some clown has installed a nerd in here. 1.5000 0.03832 370 239 77 54
189 Describe the funny noises. 1.4986 0.03798 367 235 81 51
190 We've located the source of that funny sound under your hood. 1.4986 0.03798 367 235 81 51
191 Whoa--this looks serious. 1.4973 0.03671 376 237 91 48
192 It just ran out of Laughing Gas. 1.4958 0.03540 357 215 107 35
193 Some clown tried to use a replacement part. 1.4958 0.03649 357 220 97 40
194 Gosh it's the entire staff from the West Wing of the White House Mitch!! 1.4958 0.03708 355 221 92 42
195 I think I see why your timing is off. 1.4944 0.03540 360 218 106 36
196 I see the problem and it isn't funny. 1.4943 0.03725 350 218 91 41
197 Umm.. I think I found what’s making those funny noises under the hood. 1.4943 0.03741 348 217 90 41
198 It's OK. He's one of the President's men. 1.4943 0.03696 348 215 94 39
199 Looks like it could be a problem with the fool injection 1.4928 0.03798 349 221 84 44
200 Well, for one, your engine's a joke 1.4928 0.03697 345 213 94 38
201 As I suspected. It’s your bad comic timing belt. 1.4924 0.03901 329 208 80 41
202 Which way do we go to get to the Republican National Convention? 1.4914 0.04059 348 233 59 56
203 Here's your problem -- This one belongs in a Town Car. 1.4914 0.03696 348 216 93 39
204 Looks like your last mechanic used a non-factory part. 1.4913 0.03682 344 212 95 37
205 Now we know why the timing was off! 1.4912 0.03698 342 211 94 37
206 He’s more of a dry wit, but it should hold until we can get a hold of another clown. 1.4912 0.03651 342 209 98 35
207 Directions to the republican convention or clown college? Just kidding, they’re the same place. 1.4912 0.03851 340 216 81 43
208 It's the regulator! 1.4911 0.03753 338 210 90 38
209 So this is what you meant when you said the engine was acting funny. 1.4911 0.03537 338 201 108 29
210 Senator? 1.4910 0.03827 332 208 85 39
211 I see you’re trying catalytic conversion therapy. 1.4897 0.03706 341 211 93 37
212 Yup, they sold you a hybrid” 1.4896 0.03690 337 207 95 35
213 There's the reason it doesn't sound funny. 1.4896 0.03666 337 206 97 34
214 I'm not surprised, an accountant will really kill your car's performance. 1.4896 0.03231 337 210 102 25
215 Your warranty covers the funny noises but not the regulator. 1.4896 0.03714 337 208 93 36
216 Here's your problem. Rod threw on a tie. 1.4896 0.03762 337 210 89 38
217 This thing up front looks pretty serious. 1.4895 0.03574 333 199 105 29
218 A four clown engine? That's laughable. Last week I had a three blind mice coup. You should have seen how they run. 1.4882 0.03753 338 211 89 38
219 Your real problem here is the clown in the suit. 1.4881 0.03674 336 206 96 34
220 There’s nothing a bit of greasepaint won’t fix. 1.4880 0.03763 334 208 89 37
221 I got a wig in back, but the nose’ll take till Monday. 1.4879 0.03772 330 205 89 36
222 The problem is with the analytic converter. He’s killing all your momentum. 1.4879 0.03962 330 213 73 44
223 Oh, here's the problem! One of your four cylinders has stopped performing. 1.4878 0.03838 328 206 84 38
224 Well it appears we have a square peg in a clown hole. 1.4878 0.03862 328 207 82 39
225 Well, for starters, the timing is off. 1.4864 0.03812 331 208 85 38
226 I'm pretty sure that one's aftermarket. 1.4862 0.03671 327 199 97 31
227 Looks like you're missing a nut. 1.4862 0.03722 327 201 93 33
228 It's definitely the CPA unit 1.4861 0.03806 323 201 87 35
229 I found the problem and it's not funny. 1.4861 0.03704 323 197 95 31
230 I see the problem. You've got a Mormon in here where the Catholic converter should be. 1.4857 0.03929 315 199 79 37
231 Looks like you’ve got an accountant in there. I can change it but it’ll cost ya. 1.4844 0.03883 320 202 81 37
232 You need a new prankshaft. 1.4844 0.03807 320 199 87 34
233 You're right, there's something funny under the hood. 1.4844 0.03883 320 202 81 37
234 Have you tried laughing gas? 1.4844 0.03858 320 201 83 36
235 For best performance, I recommend sticking with original Ringling Brothers parts. 1.4844 0.03702 320 195 95 30
236 Don't worry. It's nothing a little grease paint won't fix. 1.4844 0.03649 320 193 99 28
237 I knew Bozo The Clown, Senator, you’re no Bozo The Clown 1.4843 0.03977 318 204 74 40
238 We are disguised. Help us escape from the White House 1.4843 0.04124 318 210 62 46
239 You’re headed to the White House, I assume. 1.4830 0.03906 323 206 78 39
240 You’re right, there is something funny going on under there hood “. 1.4830 0.03677 323 197 96 30
241 I take it this is a company car? 1.4830 0.03906 323 206 78 39
242 Well,this explains all the honking,and also why my taxes aren't done. 1.4829 0.03772 321 199 89 33
243 We just changed the lawyer. You’re good to go. 1.4825 0.03824 315 196 86 33
244 There’s your problem. You’ve put this square peg in a clown hole. 1.4825 0.04344 257 163 64 30
245 We don't carry that one anymore. I recommend a mime - it'll run much quieter. 1.4811 0.04026 318 207 69 42
246 There's your problem -- the front left slapstick is broken 1.4811 0.03875 318 201 81 36
247 I found the problem... and it looks serious! 1.4806 0.03949 310 197 77 36
248 We've found the problem, sir. It looks serious. 1.4806 0.04105 310 203 65 42
249 There’s your problem. You’re only running on three clowns. 1.4806 0.03815 310 192 87 31
250 I see your engine doesn't have all the original parts. 1.4806 0.03759 310 190 91 29
251 I see it now…there's a problem with your Prankcase. 1.4791 0.03805 311 193 87 31
252 It looks like you have a short circus. 1.4787 0.03997 305 195 74 36
253 See, even just one generic part can screw up the whole engine. 1.4787 0.03688 305 184 96 25
254 I've found your problem and it is nothing to laugh about. 1.4787 0.03629 305 182 100 23
255 I’ll replace the one and rotate the others. 1.4778 0.03885 293 181 84 28
256 look Donald I can't fix your cabinet. 1.4768 0.04160 302 199 62 41
257 The worst thing about it is the large balloon payment due at the end of the loan. 1.4768 0.03713 302 183 94 25
258 Looks like you've sprung a geek. 1.4768 0.04053 302 195 70 37
259 Let's check the dipstick. 1.4768 0.04053 302 195 70 37
260 I'm sorry, we're not certified to work on hybrid vehicles. 1.4768 0.03772 302 185 90 27
261 Here are the clowns! I finally understand that song. 1.4768 0.04053 302 195 70 37
262 Yeah, it's clearly a malfunctioning CPA unit. 1.4767 0.04018 300 192 73 35
263 Yep, it looks like you have a nerd stuck in your gasket. 1.4767 0.03877 300 187 83 30
264 Well there's your problem. Someone installed a politician instead of a clown. It's an easy mistake as the parts are very similar, but that's what made your car run off course. 1.4767 0.04234 300 200 57 43
265 which one of you is the dip stick? 1.4765 0.04010 298 190 74 34
266 I see your problem; that part is not factory authorized. 1.4765 0.03982 298 189 76 33
267 Not getting as many laughs per gallon? That's your problem right there. 1.4746 0.03983 295 187 76 32
268 I found a short circus. 1.4744 0.03884 293 182 83 28
269 There’s always one clown who ruins it for everybody else. 1.4744 0.03914 293 183 81 29
270 The one in the tie is throwing off the timing. 1.4730 0.03825 296 183 86 27
271 Hi, Dr. Fauci. 1.4728 0.04273 294 197 55 42
272 You've got a serious crank with no spark. 1.4728 0.04050 294 189 71 34
273 The lawyer is there in case we get pulled over. 1.4726 0.04099 292 189 68 35
274 No problem, a wig, and some face paint and you'll be on your way. 1.4726 0.03863 292 181 84 27
275 I see your cabinet has arrived, President Trump. 1.4726 0.04240 292 194 58 40
276 Just as I suspected. Your heads need replacing. 1.4726 0.04041 292 187 72 33
277 No wonder she won't do over 40. Some clown put a governor on 'er! 1.4726 0.04240 292 194 58 40
278 Seems he escaped from the White House. He was the last adult in the room. 1.4724 0.03973 290 185 74 31
279 No wonder the timing is off. 1.4724 0.04032 290 185 73 32
280 I'm sorry, senator, you'll have to get out. There is a difference between "ridiculous" and "funny." 1.4702 0.03992 285 180 76 29
281 And when did it STOP making a funny noise? 1.4702 0.03961 285 179 78 28
282 Looks like you've got an unauthorized part in here. 1.4700 0.03821 283 173 87 23
283 Well, I can see why your timing is off. 1.4700 0.03918 283 176 81 26
284 This could be why your horn's been going off every time you stop. 1.4700 0.03754 283 182 76 25
285 There's been a lot of trouble with this hybrid model. 1.4700 0.03918 283 176 81 26
286 Welcome to the Whitehouse - are you the group here for Cabinet Posts or for the Federal Judgeships 1.4686 0.04397 271 181 53 37
287 Looks like you left the dipstick in there 1.4681 0.04054 282 180 72 30
288 I'm sorry, Mr. President, but you can't hold your cabinet meeting here. 1.4681 0.04146 282 188 60 34
289 Oh yeah, I see it all the time, a blockhead in the fool system. 1.4681 0.04022 282 179 74 29
290 Ever considered a shtick shift? 1.4676 0.03967 278 174 78 26
291 Looks like you just need a little toon up. 1.4676 0.03868 278 171 84 23
292 How long has it been since you rotated them? 1.4676 0.03901 278 172 82 24
293 I'm sorry, but it looks serious. 1.4657 0.04263 277 183 59 35
294 Here’s your problem - one of your plugs has lost its spark. 1.4655 0.04064 275 175 72 28
295 It's a problem with your running gag 1.4652 0.04019 273 172 75 26
296 We’re heading to Tulsa 1.4635 0.04235 274 180 61 33
297 Making funny noises you say? 1.4632 0.03368 272 166 92 14
298 Well there’s your problem. As you can see, it’s serious. 1.4632 0.04128 272 175 68 29
299 Cost of a wig and nose, plus labor. 1.4630 0.04249 270 177 61 32
300 We ran out of gags. 1.4630 0.04249 270 177 61 32
301 I’m Tom and I’ll be changing your oil today. This is Jingles and he’ll be changing your clowns. 1.4630 0.04050 270 171 73 26
302 Have you tried loosening his tie? 1.4630 0.03805 270 164 87 19
303 Who's the clown in the necktie? 1.4627 0.04002 268 168 76 24
304 Looks like we might have to replace the circus breaker 1.4627 0.04305 268 177 58 33
305 You know this is going to void the warranty, right? 1.4627 0.04106 268 171 70 27
306 Your slapstick needs to be replaced. 1.4627 0.04140 268 172 68 28
307 Uh-oh, I see something serious. 1.4627 0.04140 268 172 68 28
308 And I’m guessing the airbags are whoopee cushions. 1.4601 0.04126 263 168 69 26
309 Well here’s your problem — looks like your juggler decided to become an accountant. 1.4601 0.04091 263 167 71 25
310 I could rotate the clowns and see if that helps? 1.4601 0.03910 263 162 81 20
311 Have you tried replacing the crank? 1.4601 0.04231 263 171 63 29
312 Well, I know what’s NOT making the funny noise. 1.4601 0.03910 263 162 81 20
313 I think your timing's off. 1.4601 0.04020 263 165 75 23
314 I think you're in the wrong cartoon. 1.4577 0.04088 260 165 71 24
315 I can replace it, but I have to let you know that once one clown has gone corporate usually the others begin to fail as well. 1.4577 0.04196 260 168 65 27
316 This is the last time I’m gonna tell you. . Clowns in the back, engine in the front, and get rid of the accountant. 1.4577 0.04266 260 170 61 29
317 There's your problem: the timing's off. 1.4574 0.03923 258 159 80 19
318 Sir, this is the White House limo. The press bus will be here in a few minutes. 1.4574 0.04529 258 176 46 36
319 Your car really is making funny noises. 1.4560 0.04127 250 158 70 22
320 The "check engine light" was right. This is no joke. 1.4560 0.04088 250 157 72 21
321 Looks like the presidential motorcade is here. 1.4556 0.04454 248 165 53 30
322 So, you need a loony toon-up? 1.4553 0.04121 257 164 69 24
323 I have a good idea where the funny noises are coming from. 1.4549 0.04069 255 161 72 22
324 I’ll need to special order the comically oversized brake shoes. 1.4549 0.04031 255 160 74 21
325 The Trump administration arrives at the RNC convention. 1.4545 0.04458 253 170 51 32
326 2020 is getting weirder and weirder... 1.4545 0.04014 253 158 75 20
327 Yeah, it's been acting funny all week. 1.4545 0.04167 253 162 67 24
328 There's your problem, Someone installed a political clown instead of a circus clown. 1.4545 0.04315 253 166 59 28
329 Well, this explains your problem with hesitation, you've got a lawyer in here. 1.4545 0.04167 253 162 67 24
330 I'm hoping it's just an accountant, but if it's a lawyer you've got serious trouble. 1.4545 0.04315 253 166 59 28
331 There's your problem, sir. One of those clowns thinks he's a lawyer. 1.4545 0.04130 253 161 69 23
332 Yes, Mr. President, you and your staff should be able to hide here until the protests are over. 1.4545 0.04597 253 174 43 36
333 You’re in luck. I’ve got the replacement part right here. 1.4542 0.04304 251 164 60 27
334 Automatic or schtick? 1.4542 0.04266 251 163 62 26
335 Looks like the guy in front has a spark plug up his ass. 1.4542 0.04449 251 168 52 31
336 Why didn’t you tell me it was a hybrid? 1.4542 0.04114 251 159 70 22
337 That would explain why your timing has been off. 1.4542 0.04191 251 161 66 24
338 So you're saying it's making an unfunny noise? 1.4521 0.04251 261 172 60 29
339 You've got something funny going on under the hood. 1.4521 0.04181 261 170 64 27
340 There's your problem. Someone put a Banker where Bozo should be. 1.4521 0.04038 261 166 72 23
341 oh dear god there's one behind me isn't there? 1.4521 0.04038 261 166 72 23
342 And this is why your ‘check convention’ light was on, Sir. 1.4517 0.04240 259 170 61 28
343 That’s why it’s not making a funny noise. 1.4516 0.04188 248 159 66 23
344 Here's the problem. You've got an MBA where you need an MFA. 1.4516 0.04415 248 165 54 29
345 We’re ready for your cabinet meeting, Mister President. 1.4516 0.04525 248 168 48 32
346 I told you my car was a joke. 1.4516 0.04109 248 157 70 21
347 There’s your problem, he’s not suited for the part. 1.4516 0.04188 248 159 66 23
348 I see the problem. You’re running on only three clowns. 1.4512 0.04479 246 165 51 30
349 I'd say, your straightman appears to be out of alignment. 1.4512 0.03968 246 152 77 17
350 So who installed the accountant? 1.4512 0.04172 246 157 67 22
351 Faulty fool injector. 1.4512 0.04290 246 160 61 25
352 Sorry, to be a certified clown car it has to be 100% clown. 1.4508 0.04431 244 162 54 28
353 There's the problem. You're down a clown. 1.4508 0.04115 244 154 70 20
354 Our "no engine" light was on. 1.4498 0.04289 249 163 60 26
355 I’m thinking it’s a timing issue. 1.4498 0.04017 249 156 74 19
356 I see you've been buying generic parts. 1.4496 0.04102 238 149 71 18
357 Looks like the tie rod needs some greasepaint. 1.4496 0.04229 238 152 65 21
358 I see why your Check Clown light went on. 1.4496 0.04394 238 156 57 25
359 Whoa! I'm just a mechanic, fella'. Your goin' to need a certified ringmaster. 1.4496 0.04229 238 152 65 21
360 I don't think German parts are compatible with your car 1.4486 0.04482 243 163 51 29
361 For God’s sake, Fred. What’s with the suit? 1.4486 0.04405 243 161 55 27
362 Just a bunch of clowns trying to take me for a ride. 1.4486 0.04208 243 156 65 22
363 There's your problem, you've got an extra dipstick. 1.4481 0.04353 241 158 58 25
364 I don't know what's wrong! It just hasn't been acting funny 1.4481 0.04353 241 158 58 25
365 You had somebody else work on this, didn’t you? 1.4481 0.04108 241 152 70 19
366 Mallet, please... 1.4481 0.04232 241 155 64 22
367 Heading to the RNC, eh? 1.4467 0.04579 244 167 45 32
368 And you'll be negotiating the repair quote, I assume? 1.4463 0.04178 242 155 66 21
369 Ok, so it's my first time to work on a Clown Car. Is it automatic or schtick? 1.4455 0.04564 220 145 52 23
370 Well there's you problem....you've got a bad prank shaft. 1.4449 0.04327 227 146 61 20
371 Yes sir, this one here explains why the timing is off. 1.4449 0.04295 236 153 61 22
372 Next stop: Pennsylvania Ave. 1.4449 0.04696 236 163 41 32
373 Looks like you got a square peg in a clown hole. 1.4449 0.04419 236 156 55 25
374 So, where were you when you ran out of gags? 1.4449 0.04295 236 153 61 22
375 We don’t have the heart to tell him he’s adopted 1.4444 0.04568 234 158 48 28
376 I'm afraid you've got a serious problem. 1.4444 0.04012 234 145 74 15
377 I haven’t repaired a hybrid before. 1.4440 0.04390 232 152 57 23
378 Nothing unusual here, it's the old necktie in the fan belt problem. 1.4440 0.04035 232 144 73 15
379 I see the problem. One of your clowns is metaphorical.” 1.4440 0.04260 232 149 63 20
380 Trump cabinet 1.4435 0.04650 239 165 42 32
381 Ok Ivanka, Jared, Eric and Don Jr the jig is up! 1.4435 0.04377 239 158 56 25
382 Well, there’s your problem. The head on that one’s wound way too tight. 1.4435 0.04043 239 150 72 17
383 The White House Chief of Staff here will show you into the cabinet meeting. 1.4435 0.04612 239 164 44 31
384 You’re problem is that you’ve filled up with the wrong fool 1.4425 0.04339 226 146 60 20
385 It's not the transmission: it's the statistician. 1.4425 0.04517 226 150 52 24
386 So...the sound you're hearing. Would you describe it as a titter, a chuckle, a giggle, or a harumph? 1.4425 0.04339 226 146 60 20
387 I see your problem, some clown put in an accountant. 1.4425 0.04517 226 150 52 24
388 Yes! Trump administration road trip! 1.4416 0.04611 231 157 46 28
389 It should run better after I adjust the fool mixture. 1.4416 0.04445 231 153 54 24
390 Three clowns and their lawyer. No wonder it doesn't run smoothly. 1.4416 0.04359 231 151 58 22
391 When did the Attorney General join the circus? 1.4416 0.04359 231 151 58 22
392 Let me add a wig and nose then try it again. 1.4416 0.04402 231 152 56 23
393 The engine hasn't sounded funny lately. 1.4416 0.04402 231 152 56 23
394 Right here...you've got a problem with your prank staff. 1.4416 0.04402 231 152 56 23
395 Doesn’t look like you’re going to make it to Tulsa. 1.4410 0.04342 229 149 59 21
396 Which one of you just said, 'Knock, knock.'? 1.4410 0.04253 229 147 63 19
397 I'm going to need a #6 wig, some makeup and a new timing belt. 1.4410 0.04473 229 152 53 24
398 So you want a “toon” up 1.4410 0.04430 229 151 55 23
399 Do you want me to rotate them or replace the defective one? 1.4410 0.04473 229 152 53 24
400 Well, that'll be your problem. You've got Mormons. 1.4410 0.04430 229 151 55 23
401 I can fix it, but I'll need a giant squeaky hammer. 1.4410 0.04430 229 151 55 23
402 Okay Donald, ask your cabinet to step out of the car.... 1.4407 0.04497 236 159 50 27
403 I don't do hybrids. 1.4405 0.04187 227 144 66 17
404 They don't tell you, but these cars are just like the Trump administration: you have to keep swapping out the old clowns with new clowns. 1.4405 0.04587 227 153 48 26
405 So, no one is in the west wing right now? 1.4397 0.04715 232 161 40 31
406 We’ll call you when the part comes in. This will keep you running for now, but don’t expect any bells and whistles. 1.4384 0.04242 219 139 64 16
407 There it is, I thought something didn't sound funny. 1.4384 0.04435 219 143 56 20
408 Yeah, you need to replace them when they hit middle age. 1.4384 0.04575 219 146 50 23
409 I think I figured out why your car seems like it’s veering to the right. 1.4384 0.04340 219 141 60 18
410 Oh my, you have a blockage in the fool pump. 1.4384 0.04291 219 140 62 17
411 I haven't seen a 4-clown engine since the Trump years. 1.4384 0.04529 219 145 52 22
412 The problem is a drivers side front semblance reversal that is not in connection with the Ringling aperture. 1.4375 0.04588 224 151 48 25
413 The left front has been a little stiff 1.4366 0.04620 213 142 49 22
414 Looks like you need a lube, oil, and greasepaint. 1.4364 0.04372 220 143 58 19
415 For security reasons, you really shouldn't travel in the same car with your entire cabinet. 1.4364 0.04737 220 151 42 27
416 Yep, here’s the problem right here. One of your clowns has gone bad, and we’re gonna have to replace him. 1.4364 0.04372 220 143 58 19
417 Yep, you've got a burnt out clown in the front here. They're on back order, but you should be able to get one easy in D.C." 1.4364 0.04737 220 151 42 27
418 I can see where the hot air is coming from. 1.4364 0.04648 220 149 46 25
419 Wow! ... been a while since I've seen one with 4-on-the-floor. 1.4348 0.04455 230 154 52 24
420 The good news is, the problem doesn’t look serious 1.4340 0.04634 212 142 48 22
421 Usually customers want to know what's causing the funny noise. 1.4340 0.04231 212 134 64 14
422 We'll have to strip out the nerd and replace it with a bozo. 1.4340 0.04634 212 142 48 22
423 There was a knocking noise, but he refused to say, "Who's There?" 1.4340 0.04586 212 141 50 21
424 It looks like one of these plugs is not sparking joy. 1.4340 0.04634 212 142 48 22
425 You say it doesn't make a funny noise when you're driving? 1.4340 0.04537 212 140 52 20
426 I think I see your problem. Some bozo forgot to install an engine. 1.4340 0.04537 212 140 52 20
427 It should be as simple as loosening up this dolt" 1.4340 0.04487 212 139 54 19
428 The problem is you've only been running on three Bozos 1.4340 0.04586 212 141 50 21
429 oh I see the problem, your engine is acting up. 1.4340 0.04487 212 139 54 19
430 The problem is this clown right here. 1.4340 0.04437 212 138 56 18
431 We ran out of laughing gas. 1.4340 0.04487 212 139 54 19
432 Sorry, I won't be able to fix this until Election Day. 1.4340 0.04682 212 143 46 23
433 Well there’s your problem, your number four clown has gone full business attire. I’ll have to pull it and do a full strip down and repaint. 1.4338 0.04617 219 148 47 24
434 Sir, I think your car has a serious problem. 1.4332 0.04556 217 145 50 22
435 I’ve seen a lot of problems with these fool injected motors” 1.4332 0.04602 217 146 48 23
436 Well there's your problem - the front one is too tightly wound 1.4332 0.04509 217 144 52 21
437 There's something under the hood that's not making a funny noise. 1.4332 0.04509 217 144 52 21
438 Which one is Ivanka? 1.4330 0.04361 224 147 57 20
439 What exactly did you mean by 'a funny noise' under the hood? 1.4330 0.04221 224 144 63 17
440 Well there’s your problem, they’re not 6 feet apart. 1.4326 0.04586 215 144 49 22
441 Found the problem... looks like this corporate clown got mixed in.... 1.4326 0.04292 215 138 61 16
442 That’s our straight man. 1.4326 0.04442 215 141 55 19
443 One of your dipsticks is undermining your slapstick. 1.4326 0.04586 215 144 49 22
444 Yeah, bad news. Its a lawyer. 1.4326 0.04393 215 140 57 18
445 A little hair and make-up on him and you should be back on the road in no time. 1.4326 0.04539 215 143 51 21
446 One valve is too uptight 1.4324 0.04480 222 148 52 22
447 I'll level with you - genuine parts for this model are hard to come by 1.4324 0.04247 222 143 62 17
448 I found the problem... it looks pretty serious. 1.4324 0.04480 222 148 52 22
449 How'd this bozo get in here? 1.4324 0.04388 222 146 56 20
450 Who’s the clown that put that guy in there? 1.4324 0.04659 222 152 44 26
451 What kind of bozo uses aftermarket parts in a clown car? 1.4324 0.04342 222 145 58 19
452 you claim it runs funny ? 1.4320 0.04474 206 134 55 17
453 This is why you’re pulling to the right. 1.4319 0.04520 213 141 52 20
454 Here’s your problem: this guy isn’t clowning around. 1.4319 0.04163 213 134 66 13
455 I'm afraid I've found something serious under the hood. 1.4319 0.04371 213 138 58 17
456 There’s a problem, and it looks serious. 1.4319 0.04421 213 139 56 18
457 I see your problem. And it's not funny. 1.4319 0.04371 213 138 58 17
458 There's your problem. You're not using genuine Barnum and Bailey parts. 1.4319 0.04471 213 140 54 19
459 This looks like a pretty simple problem with your comic timing. 1.4319 0.04569 213 142 50 21
460 Sorry, but you fellas can’t have the RNC convention here, either. 1.4319 0.05030 213 152 30 31
461 I'd start by getting rid of the lawyer. 1.4319 0.04320 213 137 60 16
462 And that's why they don't sell this model anymore, engine goes funny after a while 1.4293 0.04434 205 133 56 16
463 It looks like your car sprung a nerd. 1.4293 0.04944 205 143 36 26
464 I wish I was joking, but we're going to have to replace 25% of what's under the hood. 1.4293 0.04380 205 132 58 15
465 You've got a serious problem. 1.4286 0.04663 210 142 46 22
466 Okay, we've got Jared, Ivanka, Pence, Meadows, Barr, Esper, Mnuchin, DeVos, and McEnany -- but where's the Donald? 1.4286 0.04514 210 139 52 19
467 I think we have a serious problem. 1.4286 0.04307 210 135 60 15
468 Yeah it looks like a nut isn’t right. 1.4286 0.04200 210 133 64 13
469 There’s your problem right there. The straight man’s timing is out. 1.4279 0.04595 208 139 49 20
470 Dilbert I recognize , but who are these other clowns? 1.4279 0.04493 208 137 53 18
471 You're supposed to keep the accountant in the trunk. 1.4279 0.04335 208 134 59 15
472 You've filled it with the wrong kind of fool. 1.4272 0.04661 213 145 45 23
473 Well, there's your problem, let me get a spare wig and nose. 1.4271 0.04691 199 133 47 19
474 Doesn’t sound funny to me. 1.4265 0.04607 204 136 49 19
475 I told you, My engine was making funny noises! 1.4265 0.04447 204 133 55 16
476 Here's where that funny noise isn't coming from. 1.4250 0.04726 200 135 45 20
477 Headed to maga rally? 1.4242 0.04760 198 134 44 20
478 The comic timing is off 1.4242 0.04705 198 133 46 19
479 Oh right...engine's in the back. 1.4242 0.04651 198 132 48 18
480 Unfortunately schtick doesn’t come standard anymore. 1.4242 0.04539 198 130 52 16
481 Looks like the issue is a square peg in a clown hole. 1.4242 0.04595 198 131 50 17
482 Looks like the front left one is out of alignment 1.4242 0.04539 198 130 52 16
483 I replaced your tires but I found something funny under the hood. 1.4242 0.04595 198 131 50 17
484 Who the hell is this clown? 1.4242 0.04705 198 133 46 19
485 I`'ll put a nose, wig, and some make-up on him and you'll be good to go. 1.4242 0.04651 198 132 48 18
486 Which bozo installed your engine? 1.4242 0.04539 198 130 52 16
487 I put in the spare, but it’s gonna run funny for a while. 1.4242 0.04595 198 131 50 17
488 It's a Clown Victoria. 1.4242 0.04539 198 130 52 16
489 I think I found what’s not making a funny noise. 1.4242 0.04482 198 129 54 15
490 No rubber nose, no big shoes, no service. 1.4238 0.04560 210 141 49 20
491 The problem appears to be cosmetic. 1.4236 0.04674 203 137 46 20
492 A regular greasepaint change will take care of those three, but the fourth one's gonna need a complete rebuild. 1.4236 0.04349 203 131 58 14
493 I'll try to fit you in first thing tomorrow. 1.4236 0.04621 203 136 48 19
494 Well, right there's your problem – you're not using genuine Clown™ auto parts. 1.4236 0.04777 203 139 42 22
495 I could throw a wig on him, but if you're back here in six months you won't be amused. 1.4236 0.04405 203 132 56 15
496 That's your problem right there: middle management. 1.4236 0.04349 203 131 58 14
497 No, no, he works in the White House. Different kind of clown. 1.4229 0.04811 201 138 41 22
498 We were on our way to the MAGA rally 1.4229 0.04654 201 135 47 19
499 I’ve never seen an engine with this many dipsticks. 1.4229 0.04759 201 137 43 21
500 Well here's your problem, you've got a business man in your car. 1.4229 0.04811 201 138 41 22
501 Looks like your down to three sillyinders. 1.4229 0.04545 201 133 51 17
502 You’re alternator is clogged with balloon animals, your radiator had a melted cream pie stuck to it and where your carburetor should be, there’s Carl. 1.4229 0.04707 201 136 45 20
503 Secretary Esper, the President is looking for you. 1.4229 0.04759 201 137 43 21
504 Running away to join the circus again, eh Carl? 1.4229 0.04654 201 135 47 19
505 I'm trying to teach them to juggle, but they have no motor skills. 1.4223 0.04467 206 136 53 17
506 That sound you heard is Glenn. He's a distributor, but not your distributor. 1.4223 0.04572 206 138 49 19
507 And the most absurd thing is that there are no horns. 1.4223 0.04824 206 143 39 24
508 Well, I can see why it was making a funny sound. 1.4223 0.04413 206 135 55 16
509 It can be fixed, but I assure you the price will be no laughing matter. 1.4223 0.04724 206 141 43 22
510 Most people store the spare in the trunk. 1.4221 0.04521 199 131 52 16
511 Here's your problem. Looks like your last mechanic replaced one of your clowns with a Republican. It's a common mistake... they're mostly interchangeable. 1.4221 0.04687 199 134 46 19
512 Number four needs a wig, new lips, and a nose job. 1.4221 0.04465 199 130 54 15
513 Unfortunately, yes, it appears to be serious. 1.4221 0.04350 199 128 58 13
514 You've got a serious one here 1.4221 0.04521 199 131 52 16
515 This looks like a serious problem. 1.4216 0.04497 204 135 52 17
516 It's a serious problem. 1.4216 0.04333 204 132 58 14
517 Who was the clown that did this last tuneup? 1.4216 0.04497 204 135 52 17
518 This one has lost his spark. 1.4211 0.04610 190 125 50 15
519 You can run it on three clowns, but the fourth one will eventually need to be replaced. 1.4192 0.04701 198 134 45 19
520 Looks like something funny is going on under the hood 1.4180 0.04862 189 129 41 19
521 Of course it runs on laughing gas 1.4180 0.04563 189 124 51 14
522 Heading off to the Republican National Convention folks? 1.4180 0.05032 189 132 35 22
523 I see the problem now. It seems you have developed an accountant. 1.4180 0.04624 189 125 49 15
524 This is why you're check make-up light came on. 1.4180 0.04803 189 128 43 18
525 Call Sondheim and let him know not to bother, they're here! 1.4180 0.04685 189 126 47 16
526 He did say something sounded funny. 1.4180 0.04803 189 128 43 18
527 Looks like your temp worker has some big shoes to fill. 1.4180 0.04624 189 125 49 15
528 I see why it wasn't making a funny sound. 1.4180 0.04624 189 125 49 15
529 Your fourth cylinder has developed a nasty accountant. You’ll have to leave the car for an audit. 1.4180 0.04563 189 124 51 14
530 Trump, if they want to leave your cabinet, you have to let them go. 1.4179 0.04430 201 132 54 15
531 I ordered a Town Car. 1.4175 0.05147 194 139 29 26
532 The diagnostic says it's a broken slapstick. 1.4175 0.04825 194 133 41 20
533 I see you had to replace a part. 1.4167 0.04451 192 125 54 13
534 He doesn't void my warranty, does he? 1.4167 0.04512 192 126 52 14
535 Honestly,this isn't even the weirdest thing I've seen today. 1.4167 0.04690 192 129 46 17
536 Just like I thought. Something funny's going on under the hood. 1.4167 0.04748 192 130 44 18
537 I warned you about using that cheap laughing gas. 1.4167 0.04805 192 131 42 19
538 The problem is that your fourth cylinder is a square. 1.4167 0.04805 192 131 42 19
539 Gee sorry but use of non-factory authorized clowns voids your warrantee. 1.4167 0.04451 192 125 54 13
540 It'll take a week to get the parts, or I can just do his makeup for you. 1.4167 0.04572 192 127 50 15
541 Well,the problem is quite clear: someone installed an unauthorized part. 1.4167 0.04972 192 134 36 22
542 The problem is either a spark plug or the accountant. 1.4167 0.04917 192 133 38 21
543 There's the problem -- one of your pistons is square! 1.4167 0.04748 192 130 44 18
544 Looks like another of your clowns got appointed to the Cabinet. 1.4167 0.04572 192 127 50 15
545 Well, here's your problem, Mr. Chucko. You've got Bill Barr in here with the other clowns. That's why it keeps pulling right. 1.4167 0.04805 192 131 42 19
546 Are you kidding me? 1.4158 0.04665 190 127 47 16
547 Looks like there’s some funny business going on under the hood. 1.4158 0.04544 190 127 48 15
548 I said TOWN car. 1.4158 0.04955 190 132 37 21
549 Ironically, the accountant will cost you extra. 1.4158 0.04292 190 123 56 11
550 It’s all knock knock jokes since they banned leaded. 1.4158 0.04724 190 128 45 17
551 It looks like you've got a serious problem. 1.4158 0.04783 190 129 43 18
552 I'd say the crank is your problem. 1.4158 0.04605 190 126 49 15
553 See, here's the problem. This straight man is throwing off your timing. 1.4158 0.05011 190 133 35 22
554 Looks like the trouble is you got yourself a straight man. 1.4158 0.04724 190 128 45 17
555 Looks like a shtick shift. 1.4158 0.04724 190 128 45 17
556 Your clown car has a serious problem. 1.4140 0.04734 186 125 45 16
557 Looks to be a timing problem. You hear the way it’s knock-knocking? 1.4121 0.04743 182 122 45 15
558 So this is where they are hiding Dr. Fauci! 1.4121 0.04806 182 123 43 16
559 I thought you said this was "all-electric" not "all-elected 1.4121 0.04931 182 125 39 18
560 I said a Town Car, not a clown car... 1.4121 0.04678 182 121 47 14
561 I think I see why it's not running funny. 1.4121 0.04342 182 116 57 9
562 Here’s the problem, your nerd to clown ratio is off. 1.4121 0.04743 182 122 45 15
563 I hate to say but your engine is a joke. 1.4121 0.04743 182 122 45 15
564 I haven’t seen this many clowns since the last Trump rally. 1.4118 0.05343 187 137 23 27
565 I should’ve known the new guy would be a problem. 1.4118 0.04590 187 124 49 14
566 Well, that should do it, folks. Have fun at the Trump rally! 1.4118 0.05067 187 132 33 22
567 No wonder you're having performance issues. 1.4118 0.04590 187 124 49 14
568 No wonder your timing is off. 1.4118 0.04590 187 124 49 14
569 Whaddya mean it sounds funny? Funny how? 1.4118 0.04894 187 129 39 19
570 Ah, there's something funny under the hood. 1.4118 0.04399 187 121 55 11
571 So, it runs funny? 1.4118 0.04590 187 124 49 14
572 It breaks my heart to see this--you never put a nerd in a clown car. 1.4118 0.04527 187 123 51 13
573 It’s a hybrid! 1.4118 0.04653 187 125 47 15
574 Sorry fellas, it looks like you're going to be late to the Republican National Convention. 1.4108 0.05049 185 130 34 21
575 You were right. Timing's off. 1.4108 0.04687 185 124 46 15
576 I suppose you think this is funny. 1.4108 0.04687 185 124 46 15
577 You’ve got boys in the hood. 1.4108 0.04931 185 128 38 19
578 You got a problem with your “Check Engineer” light. 1.4108 0.04931 185 128 38 19
579 Looks like its timing is off. 1.4108 0.04624 185 123 48 14
580 I have a mime that might work. 1.4108 0.04871 185 127 40 18
581 That’s not 6ft now is it? 1.4098 0.04785 183 124 43 16
582 Ah, here it is! I usually find the spare Jack in the trunk. 1.4098 0.04847 183 125 41 17
583 I found the source of that dull noise. 1.4098 0.04722 183 123 45 15
584 Your engine problem is getting serious. 1.4098 0.04658 183 122 47 14
585 I think you have something serious in your engine 1.4098 0.04909 183 126 39 18
586 Sorry to keep you waiting, it's been a circus around here today. 1.4098 0.04847 183 125 41 17
587 There’s one under every hood. 1.4098 0.04722 183 123 45 15
588 What kind of clown serviced this car last time?! 1.4088 0.04627 181 120 48 13
589 How many smiles you got on that car? 1.4088 0.04560 181 119 50 12
590 You’ve got a drip in your engine block. 1.4088 0.04210 181 114 60 7
591 Yup, just running low on humor. 1.4088 0.04758 181 122 44 15
592 It’s a Tesla. 1.4088 0.04758 181 122 44 15
593 Thought so -- bad fool injector. 1.4088 0.04693 181 121 46 14
594 He comes in handy on the straightaways. 1.4088 0.04885 181 124 40 17
595 Looks like something serious 1.4086 0.04667 186 125 46 15
596 Which one of you clowns ain't moving your legs? 1.4080 0.04683 174 115 47 12
597 I knew something funny was going on under the hood 1.4046 0.04247 173 109 58 6
598 Well here’s your problem. Somebody put in a pencilhead instead of a chucklehead. 1.4046 0.04839 173 117 42 14
599 He said he was the funny guy at his old job 1.4045 0.04676 178 119 46 13
600 Something doesn't look funny 1.4045 0.04396 178 115 54 9
601 It could be the governor. 1.4045 0.04809 178 121 42 15
602 There's your problem, it's the regulator. 1.4045 0.04875 178 122 40 16
603 I though the check engine light was just for a bad sensor humor. 1.4045 0.05004 178 124 36 18
604 It seems to choke on one gag line. 1.4045 0.04743 178 120 44 14
605 You said the car was making a not funny noise? 1.4045 0.04607 178 118 48 12
606 I figured out why your timing’s off. 1.4045 0.04743 178 120 44 14
607 Looks like you have a wise guy. 1.4045 0.05004 178 124 36 18
608 This is gonna cost - you’ve got a problem with your fool line. 1.4033 0.04621 181 121 47 13
609 Turns out that funny noise is more serious than I thought 1.4023 0.04605 174 115 48 11
610 How many Trump kids does it take to start a car? 1.4023 0.05150 174 123 32 19
611 I thought you told me all the parts were original? 1.4023 0.04605 174 115 48 11
612 I’ll admit he doesn’t look funny, but he makes great balloon animals. 1.4023 0.04817 174 118 42 14
613 Tell Sondheim it'll be ready next year. 1.4023 0.04953 174 120 38 16
614 If I were you, I’d return it to the Make Automobiles Great Again dealership where you bought it." 1.4023 0.05085 174 122 34 18
615 Clowns to the left of me. Jokers to the right,here I am. 1.4023 0.04885 174 119 40 15
616 Throw a couple of pies at it. That should fix it. 1.4023 0.04747 174 117 44 13
617 Can you pass me the inflatable hammer? 1.4023 0.05019 174 121 36 17
618 You're right,Sir. It is Mitt Romney & the other Republican senators. 1.4023 0.05214 174 124 30 20
619 If they were mimes, you wouldn’t have a muffler problem.” 1.4023 0.05085 174 122 34 18
620 Now THAT'S scary. You've got a politician rattling around in there. 1.4023 0.05085 174 122 34 18
621 I'm afraid you have a Jared. 1.4023 0.04605 174 115 48 11
622 Get out of the car Jake. Stop clowning around 1.4023 0.05085 174 122 34 18
623 Everything up here checks out. Pop the trunk so I can take a look at the dancing bears. 1.4023 0.04383 174 116 48 10
624 Bob give up the dream, you’re a numbers man. 1.4022 0.04917 179 124 38 17
625 This will be expensive—it’s an identity crisis 1.4012 0.05127 172 121 33 18
626 That's what happens when you don't use factory parts. 1.4011 0.04551 177 117 49 11
627 Right there, that's the reason your engine isn't acting funny 1.4000 0.04429 180 118 52 10
628 Sounds weird, but one more clown and you’re ready to run America. 1.4000 0.05020 180 127 34 19
629 Yup, that's the reason this model is on recall. 1.4000 0.04498 180 119 50 11
630 I see that you missed last year's clown recall. 1.4000 0.04567 180 120 48 12
631 See there’s your problem, one of your cylinders keeps firing the others 1.4000 0.05020 180 127 34 19
632 I found the source of your unfunny noise. 1.4000 0.04567 180 120 48 12
633 Well, I guess you could swap this dork for a bozo. 1.4000 0.04656 175 117 46 12
634 I didn’t realize it was that serious 1.4000 0.04924 165 112 40 13
635 It's not making a funny sound? 1.4000 0.04701 180 122 44 14
636 All she needs is a new rubber nose and a wig and she'll be as good as new. 1.4000 0.04831 180 124 40 16
637 I think I found that "unfunny" noise coming from under your hood. 1.4000 0.04766 180 123 42 15
638 You bozos got a serious problem here... 1.4000 0.04567 180 120 48 12
639 It’s gonna be about $2500. That’s labor, makeup, and wig . 1.3966 0.04715 179 122 43 14
640 The protests forced us to change the way we secretly transport Donald and his cabinet! 1.3966 0.04911 179 125 37 17
641 We lost a clown in Yuma so we had to go with a door-to-door salesman. 1.3966 0.04781 179 123 41 15
642 How did you get a square to join your circle? 1.3966 0.05037 179 127 33 19
643 This is why your timing's off. 1.3966 0.04648 179 121 45 13
644 I think I found the funny noise in your engine... 1.3966 0.04580 179 120 47 12
645 We've been seeing some issues with the European replacement parts. 1.3966 0.04715 179 122 43 14
646 Donald says he is not getting in unless he can sit next to Kellyann. 1.3963 0.05162 164 115 33 16
647 Harold's dream of running off and joining the circus was thwarted again... 1.3963 0.04786 164 110 43 11
648 No wonder. One of your plugs has no spark. 1.3963 0.04786 164 110 43 11
649 So it's still running a little unfunny? 1.3963 0.04707 164 109 45 10
650 Looks like you need a new circus breaker. 1.3951 0.04904 162 110 40 12
651 I thought you said a Crown Victoria. 1.3951 0.04981 162 111 38 13
652 There are a bunch of funny noises under there, but one of your problems looks pretty serious... 1.3951 0.05058 162 112 36 14
653 There’s the problem, you can’t run one of these things on three clowns and an accountant. 1.3951 0.05207 162 114 32 16
654 We’re low on parts, so I’ve put in a temp. 1.3951 0.04745 162 108 44 10
655 Looks like one of your cylinders has gone straight. 1.3951 0.04981 162 111 38 13
656 ah- there's the problem- you have a lawyer in the collision avoidance system 1.3951 0.04981 162 111 38 13
657 Looks like you're missing a sense of humor in your front right end. 1.3941 0.05095 170 120 33 17
658 Somebody's tie is caught in the fan belt 1.3941 0.04886 170 117 39 14
659 I see what the problem is, sir. You’re supposed to keep the Jack in the trunk. 1.3939 0.04524 165 108 49 8
660 Look, it's the Trump administration. 1.3929 0.05207 168 120 30 18
661 – You’re taking the cabinet on a road trip? 1.3929 0.05342 168 122 26 20
662 It may need a three ring job.. 1.3929 0.04550 168 111 48 9
663 How long has your car been driving funny? 1.3929 0.04627 168 112 46 10
664 There's your knocking right there. You got a loose accountant. 1.3929 0.04926 168 116 38 14
665 I’d guess that your timing is off. 1.3929 0.04704 168 113 44 11
666 Mr Sondheim will not be pleased! 1.3929 0.04926 168 116 38 14
667 Here’s your problem - and it looks serious. 1.3929 0.04550 168 113 45 10
668 There's your problem - bad comedic timing in the 4th cylinder 1.3929 0.04779 168 114 42 12
669 Seems like one of your clowns has lost his spark. 1.3929 0.04627 168 112 46 10
670 And when did it stop making the funny noises? 1.3929 0.04853 168 115 40 13
671 I didn't have any Bozos left in stock, but this generic Dave should work just as well. 1.3929 0.04704 168 113 44 11
672 The funny sound went away when I put in Terry from Accounting. 1.3929 0.05138 168 119 32 17
673 Yes, you did say there was something funny going on under the hood. 1.3929 0.05138 168 119 32 17
674 Does this look like a joke to you? 1.3929 0.04926 168 116 38 14
675 You're gonna need a new gear shtick. 1.3929 0.04704 168 113 44 11
676 Your slap has been disconnected from your stick. 1.3929 0.04704 168 113 44 11
677 You told me you were going to use genuine factory parts 1.3929 0.04853 168 115 40 13
678 Clowns are out of stock but we found you a spare accountant. 1.3929 0.04926 168 116 38 14
679 There’s your problem right there. Your accountant needs to be replaced. 1.3929 0.04926 168 116 38 14
680 Running late for Cabinet meeting. 1.3929 0.04998 168 117 36 15
681 It’s the Donald and his Cabinet! 1.3929 0.05275 168 121 28 19
682 I'm the one who goes, "Vroom, vroom!" 1.3929 0.04926 168 116 38 14
683 You got a bad dipstick. Better replace it with slapstick. 1.3929 0.04853 168 115 40 13
684 One of your nuts is stiff. 1.3929 0.05342 168 122 26 20
685 Well, I've found your problem. You have no engine. 1.3929 0.05138 168 119 32 17
686 I think we found where the honking was coming from. 1.3929 0.04853 168 115 40 13
687 Can you remove the governor? 1.3929 0.05068 168 118 34 16
688 No, replacing a red nose with glasses, and a wig with a tie will not turn a clown car into a smart car. 1.3929 0.04926 168 116 38 14
689 Ah, I see the problem here. Someone has replaced your coolant with an accountant. 1.3929 0.04926 168 116 38 14
690 This should help you drive more conservatively. 1.3929 0.04853 168 115 40 13
691 Jason, get out. 1.3920 0.04766 176 121 41 14
692 Meet Bill, our new diversity hire. 1.3918 0.05071 171 121 33 17
693 That’s Larry, our IT guy. He was teaching us how to Zoom. 1.3918 0.04792 171 117 41 13
694 You’ve got a serious problem in the front end. 1.3918 0.04646 171 115 45 11
695 It all sounds funny to me, but you've got a serious problem up here at the front. 1.3918 0.04646 171 115 45 11
696 Oh! What lame brain left a random Jack in here? 1.3918 0.05003 171 120 35 16
697 It’s the office clown that’s slowing you down. 1.3918 0.04719 171 116 43 12
698 Little hair dye and a red nose you’ll be hitting on all four. 1.3918 0.04646 171 115 45 11
699 Ah, well there’s your problem. No engine. 1.3918 0.04863 171 118 39 14
700 Clearly you've got a timing problem. 1.3918 0.04571 171 114 47 10
701 He does observational comedy. It’s more for the parents. 1.3918 0.04495 171 113 49 9
702 Oh, an engineer... 1.3918 0.05003 171 120 35 16
703 Well, here's yer problem — you've got a Republican under the hood. 1.3918 0.05071 171 121 33 17
704 Cabinet meeting? 1.3918 0.05071 171 121 33 17
705 Well, there's your problem. You're using the wrong fool. 1.3916 0.05111 166 117 33 16
706 I suppose you're also going to tell me there's a tiger in the tank? 1.3916 0.04892 166 114 39 13
707 Yes, you'll definitely get better smileage without him. 1.3916 0.04892 166 114 39 13
708 Well, at least we know what's NOT making the funny noise. 1.3916 0.04584 166 110 47 9
709 What! Is this your idea of a joke? 1.3916 0.04892 166 114 39 13
710 well, for starters one of them looks out of place 1.3916 0.04740 166 112 43 11
711 What do you think Joe, can we remove the governor? 1.3905 0.04830 169 116 40 13
712 I knew my car sounded funny. 1.3896 0.04726 154 102 44 8
713 Eric! Out! 1.3895 0.04625 172 116 45 11
714 So that's why it was making funny noises. 1.3882 0.04660 170 115 44 11
715 You're right. It does sound a little unfunny. 1.3882 0.04660 170 115 44 11
716 This is no laughing matter. An accountant extraction is one of our priciest jobs. 1.3882 0.05019 170 120 34 16
717 There's the problem sir, your only running on 3 clowns. 1.3882 0.04734 170 116 42 12
718 What kind of smileage do you get on this? 1.3882 0.05019 170 120 34 16
719 Of course it's not working, it's filled with members of Congress. 1.3882 0.05019 170 120 34 16
720 You’re supposed to rotate them every 10,000 miles. 1.3882 0.05019 170 120 34 16
721 The good news is there is just one serious problem under the hood. 1.3882 0.04734 170 116 42 12
722 We’re starting to see this with the new hybrids. 1.3882 0.04949 170 119 36 15
723 I see the problem, The last place you had it fixed didn't use original clown parts. 1.3882 0.04949 170 119 36 15
724 Here's your problem. You're not clowning on all four cylinders. 1.3882 0.04508 170 113 48 9
725 Here’s your problem. Your lawyer’s gumming things up again. 1.3869 0.04918 168 117 37 14
726 So you said the Check Dwight light was on? 1.3869 0.05061 168 119 33 16
727 Well, I can slap a rainbow wig on him...that just might hold you over till you get where you need to be. 1.3862 0.05196 145 100 34 11
728 This could take awhile, he’s not clowning around” 1.3861 0.05214 158 112 31 15
729 So in your line of work that's a diversity hire? 1.3856 0.05090 153 106 35 12
730 Uh oh, this one's serious. 1.3856 0.05337 153 109 29 15
731 Who installed the lawyer? He’s throwing off their timing. 1.3856 0.05174 153 107 33 13
732 Well, there's your problem - your classic wardrobe malfunction. 1.3856 0.04830 153 103 41 9
733 I'm sorry sir, but this car pool is reserved for Senate Republicans. 1.3856 0.05574 153 112 23 18
734 How did he get in there with all you Republicans? 1.3856 0.04830 153 103 41 9
735 Couldn't you just use the bunker for a secret cabinet meeting? 1.3856 0.05417 153 110 27 16
736 Hate to break it to you pal, but you've got a serious problem. 1.3856 0.05090 153 106 35 12
737 You need cosmetic repairs. 1.3856 0.05005 153 105 37 11
738 Maybe, I can fix it, but there's more than one loose screw here. 1.3856 0.05090 153 106 35 12
739 Whose the clown in the front? 1.3856 0.05005 153 105 37 11
740 Well here's your problem, this guy's not even a clown! 1.3856 0.05256 153 108 31 14
741 Uh oh. That looks serious. 1.3856 0.05005 153 105 37 11
742 I told him these new hybrids are a joke. 1.3856 0.05090 153 106 35 12
743 Looks like one of your spark plugs is a dud. 1.3856 0.05174 153 107 33 13
744 There’s something funny going on with your engine 1.3856 0.05090 153 106 35 12
745 Three clowns and a White House official. Take it back, four clowns. 1.3856 0.05496 153 111 25 17
746 Frankly, ANY Bozo knows you can’t put a square plug in a clown hole. 1.3856 0.05090 153 106 35 12
747 There's your problem: you've got three bureaucrats and one clown. 1.3856 0.05337 153 109 29 15
748 The problem is with your new dipstick. 1.3856 0.05174 153 107 33 13
749 It’s running a little funny 1.3856 0.05005 153 105 37 11
750 One of these is not acting funny. 1.3856 0.05256 153 108 31 14
751 Bob, quit not clowning around. 1.3856 0.05256 153 108 31 14
752 In excellent used condition, straight from the President’s own private collection! 1.3856 0.05417 153 110 27 16
753 I see the timing problem 1.3856 0.04262 153 97 53 3
754 You’ll need to pick just one as your running mate. 1.3856 0.05090 153 106 35 12
755 Get out, Jeff. I heard him call dibs. 1.3851 0.04989 161 112 36 13
756 ‘It makes a funny noise’? Is this some kind of dumb joke? 1.3846 0.05261 156 111 30 15
757 I didn’t have the part you wanted, so I made do with one of the clowns from city hall. 1.3846 0.05101 156 109 34 13
758 Honestly, when you said it was making a funny noise, this is exactly what I pictured. 1.3846 0.04852 156 106 40 10
759 I found an electrical issue. It’s a faulty circus. 1.3846 0.05101 156 109 34 13
760 Just what I thought. You need to change your Earl. 1.3846 0.05261 156 111 30 15
761 Well, you've got three clowns and one politician; so what did you expect? 1.3846 0.05101 156 109 34 13
762 What seems to be the problem, Senators? 1.3846 0.05182 156 110 32 14
763 What clown put this guy in here? 1.3846 0.05101 156 109 34 13
764 The problem is your not laughing on all four cylinders. 1.3846 0.05339 156 112 28 16
765 Sorry, looks like we're out of circus breakers 1.3846 0.04936 156 107 38 11
766 No problem. It's just a bunch of clowns from 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. 1.3846 0.05174 169 122 29 18
767 Wow. You fit the whole Cabinet in there. 1.3846 0.05020 156 108 36 12
768 OH! This one looks serious. 1.3846 0.04852 156 106 40 10
769 They're just the boys in the hood! 1.3846 0.04821 169 117 39 13
770 There’s your problem: One of your clowns got a real job. 1.3846 0.05020 156 108 36 12
771 He was in the trunk as a spare. Do you have a clown that will fit? 1.3846 0.04936 156 107 38 11
772 I’m sorry, but the use of non-standard parts has voided your warranty. 1.3846 0.04766 156 105 42 9
773 It'll take about three weeks to get a replacement clown from the factory. 1.3846 0.04936 156 107 38 11
774 I should have known when you said there was something funny under your hood 1.3841 0.04685 151 100 44 7
775 You just can’t get these clowns to social distance 1.3841 0.04960 151 103 38 10
776 Well there’s your problem. An aftermarket part that doesn’t fit this model. 1.3841 0.04960 151 103 38 10
777 I thought the President’s top advisors were required to travel separately. 1.3841 0.05135 151 105 34 12
778 Looks like you’ve got a serious problem here. 1.3841 0.05135 151 105 34 12
779 Here’s your problem, this ones a White House staffer, totally different type of clown 1.3836 0.05413 159 116 25 18
780 ‘The mechanic said my engine was acting funny...’ 1.3836 0.05187 159 113 31 15
781 We’ll slap a little face paint and red nose on this one and have it running funny again in no time. 1.3836 0.04952 159 110 37 12
782 It keeps making knock knock jokes... 1.3836 0.04532 159 105 47 7
783 I’d say, yes, it is serious. 1.3836 0.04704 159 107 43 9
784 You say it's making an unfunny noise? 1.3836 0.05263 159 114 29 16
785 It's all about timing, and he doesn't have it. 1.3836 0.04704 159 107 43 9
786 I can see you've reached your diversity goals. 1.3836 0.04704 159 107 43 9
787 I am not a fan of these new hybrid models. 1.3836 0.04704 159 107 43 9
788 I think it’s a timing problem. 1.3836 0.04704 159 107 43 9
789 Yous guys want me or Bozo here to work on your car? 1.3836 0.05031 159 111 35 13
790 No wonder you’re not getting any laughs; you’re running on three clowns and a politician. 1.3836 0.04952 159 110 37 12
791 Yep, I can put a wig and some makeup on him, but he'll still be an accountant. 1.3836 0.04952 159 110 37 12
792 Aha, there’s the problem. Looks like another one of your clowns has gone rogue, Mr. Trump. 1.3836 0.05263 159 114 29 16
793 I think I know what's causing the un-funny noise. 1.3836 0.04871 159 109 39 11
794 Yeah, I hear it. Something doesn't sound funny. 1.3836 0.05110 159 112 33 14
795 Well, there's your problem with misfiring - your number three cylinder is an accountant. 1.3836 0.05110 159 112 33 14
796 You're right. The problem isn't funny. 1.3836 0.04952 159 110 37 12
797 Your problem isn't overt humor, it's hidden irony. 1.3836 0.04952 159 110 37 12
798 You gotta Fox viewer in here...... No wonder it's pulling to the right..... 1.3831 0.04892 154 105 39 10
799 I'm pretty sure you're being hoodwinked. 1.3831 0.04892 154 105 39 10
800 They are hand picked. Some of the administration's earlier appointees could not handle the ride. 1.3826 0.04911 149 101 39 9
801 I think I know what's NOT making that funny sound. 1.3824 0.04576 170 115 45 10
802 There's your problem..your right front clown is stripped. 1.3822 0.05075 157 110 34 13
803 Looks like you've got a clogged fool injector. 1.3822 0.05154 157 111 32 14
804 I'm sorry Senator, it seems the President needs your seat. 1.3822 0.05387 157 114 26 17
805 I see your problem - you've got a commuter clogging your injectors. 1.3822 0.05233 157 112 30 15
806 Bad news: you have a management consultant. 1.3822 0.04993 157 109 36 12
807 Don‘t look at me like that, the clowns in D.C. all wear this outfit. 1.3822 0.04993 157 109 36 12
808 Good thing you brought her in. That funny sound was getting serious. 1.3822 0.04993 157 109 36 12
809 I’m afraid it’s more serious than I expected. 1.3822 0.04742 157 106 42 9
810 Well, that explains the funny noise you’ve been hearing. 1.3822 0.04827 157 107 40 10
811 Bill, please get out of there. 1.3822 0.05154 157 111 32 14
812 We first noticed something was wrong when the horn went 'Honk' rather than 'Ay-ooo-ga!' 1.3822 0.04911 157 108 38 11
813 Well, there's your problem. It's your administration. 1.3822 0.05310 157 113 28 16
814 You got the wrong bozo . 1.3822 0.04742 157 106 42 9
815 These new hybrid engines are no laughing matter. 1.3822 0.04993 157 109 36 12
816 Yep, dad jokes will do that. 1.3822 0.04911 157 108 38 11
817 The office clown is not an authorized part. 1.3822 0.05075 157 110 34 13
818 You say it no longer makes that funny noise...Wait, I may see your problem. 1.3822 0.04827 157 107 40 10
819 You're really better off replacing all four or none at all 1.3822 0.05075 157 110 34 13
820 It's a slapstick shift. 1.3822 0.04993 157 109 36 12
821 Let’s get this show on the road! 1.3822 0.04911 157 108 38 11
822 I see one serious problem. 1.3822 0.05154 157 111 32 14
823 Pretty sure corporate clowns invalidate the warranty. 1.3822 0.05075 157 110 34 13
824 You should only use authorized clown car replacement parts. 1.3822 0.04911 157 108 38 11
825 Just some bigger shoes for the front left and you'll be up and running in no time. 1.3813 0.05006 160 112 35 13
826 It's his timing. 1.3810 0.05317 147 104 30 13
827 I see the problem here. You needed a replacement clown and got a bozo instead. 1.3806 0.05200 155 110 31 14
828 This may be why its not running funny 1.3806 0.04867 155 106 39 10
829 Finding intermittent laughter under the hood on these is done by process of elimination. First, we start by swapping out one clown with an accountant, then go from there. 1.3806 0.05280 155 111 29 15
830 Mr. President, wouldn't you rather meet with your Cabinet in the West Wing 1.3806 0.05280 155 111 29 15
831 Ok,which one of you described yourself as a "spark plug" on Linkedin? 1.3806 0.05036 155 108 35 12
832 Right here’s your problem. This ones obviously the wrong replacement part. 1.3806 0.04510 155 102 47 6
833 Here's your problem, you've got a clogged fool system. 1.3806 0.05036 155 108 35 12
834 You need to change clowns every 3,000 miles. 1.3806 0.04867 155 106 39 10
835 The problem is your son doesn't want to be a clown. 1.3800 0.05065 150 104 35 11
836 Well, we found your problem Mr. President. 1.3797 0.05282 158 114 28 16
837 Every 10,000 miles or so you’re supposed to reapply your makeup. 1.3797 0.04454 158 111 38 9
838 I was unaware that clowns are exempt from social distancing regulations... 1.3797 0.05127 158 112 32 14
839 I didn’t know they moved the Republican Convention from Tulsa to this car 1.3791 0.05487 153 112 24 17
840 Yes technically a Whitehouse staffer is a clown but I have to remove it to make the car run . 1.3791 0.05246 153 109 30 14
841 Yeah, well, put a Bill Barr in here and of course your timing is going to be off. 1.3791 0.05164 153 108 32 13
842 Turns out all the engine knocking was in fact Bob's cry for help. 1.3789 0.04902 161 112 37 12
843 If you've had your car in storage for any length of time, it's important to check that mice, squirrels, or dismissed presidential aides haven't made a nest under your hood. 1.3784 0.05542 148 108 24 16
844 There is something not funny under your hood. 1.3782 0.05010 156 109 35 12
845 He just isn’t fitting in 1.3782 0.04842 156 107 39 10
846 Yeah, that's a serious problem you've got there. 1.3782 0.04842 156 107 39 10
847 Yeah, it's a funny sound -- but it could be funnier. 1.3782 0.05010 156 109 35 12
848 Not sure about the engine, but all 23 of the horns definitely work. 1.3782 0.05092 156 110 33 13
849 Well here's your problem. You got you a Mister Fancy Pants here. 1.3782 0.05010 156 109 35 12
850 I can see the problem. One of your jesters is malfunctioning. 1.3782 0.05092 156 110 33 13
851 PLEASE tell me the engine’s in the back. 1.3782 0.04927 156 108 37 11
852 I found out what was making that funny noise 1.3782 0.04668 156 105 43 8
853 I can see why your timing is off. 1.3782 0.05252 156 112 29 15
854 Sorry... we can't fix hybrids. 1.3782 0.05010 156 109 35 12
855 See, you can't have a German part in a Ringling engine. 1.3782 0.05092 156 110 33 13
856 I see the problem. There's more corn in the engine than in the gasoline. 1.3782 0.04927 156 108 37 11
857 Once one clown breaks down, it's only a matter of time before the rest need to be replaced too. 1.3782 0.04578 156 104 45 7
858 We'll slap some paint on him and you'll be good to go. 1.3782 0.04927 156 108 37 11
859 You there, with the tie, this car is for Republicans only. 1.3782 0.05330 156 113 27 16
860 Aha! Looks like someone stuck an accountant in there, now those funny noises add up. 1.3782 0.04927 156 108 37 11
861 Class clowns don't count, get out. 1.3766 0.04705 154 104 42 8
862 This really affects your smileage. 1.3760 0.05408 125 86 31 8
863 Looks like there's no spark on number four. 1.3741 0.04942 147 101 37 9
864 There’s a problem with you fool-injection system. 1.3741 0.04942 147 101 37 9
865 Looks like you've got a worn-out gag. 1.3741 0.04942 147 101 37 9
866 Introducing the new Ford Quarantine. 1.3733 0.04874 150 103 38 9
867 Looks like there’s one nut out of place 1.3733 0.05054 150 105 34 11
868 It’s only running on three clowns 1.3733 0.04965 150 104 36 10
869 I see the problem; one of your sillyanders is not working. 1.3733 0.05313 150 108 28 14
870 I see the problem... and it's pretty serious. 1.3733 0.04781 150 102 40 8
871 Not my car. Not my clowns. 1.3733 0.05228 150 107 30 13
872 That guy is the office clown. 1.3733 0.05228 150 107 30 13
873 Looks like you have a serious problem under the hood. 1.3733 0.04687 150 101 42 7
874 This explains the balloon animals in the exhaust. 1.3733 0.05142 150 106 32 12
875 I know he thinks he’s funny, but he’s just slowing you down.” 1.3733 0.04965 150 104 36 10
876 Here's your problem. "It looks serious." 1.3733 0.04781 150 102 40 8
877 I see the issue here, there is a tight wad blocking the flow of your catalytic clown converter 1.3733 0.05397 150 109 26 15
878 Looks like one of your cylinders isn’t acting funny. 1.3733 0.05313 150 108 28 14
879 Using a refurbished clown really impacts performance. 1.3733 0.05054 150 105 34 11
880 You can’t use just any old clown. 1.3733 0.04874 150 103 38 9
881 Who's the clown in a tie? 1.3730 0.05253 126 86 33 7
882 There's your problem. You've got a cranky bean-counter where your dip-shtick should be. 1.3725 0.04984 153 107 35 11
883 Sorry sir, that’s not your Uber ride, it’s his. 1.3716 0.05008 148 103 35 10
884 The warranty does not cover after market clowns. 1.3716 0.05188 148 105 31 12
885 Sir, can you please step out of the vehicle? 1.3716 0.05099 148 104 33 11
886 He’s not joking, part of your engine has a serious problem. 1.3716 0.05447 148 108 25 15
887 When Joe saw the lawyer, he knew his days of ripping off the clowns were over. 1.3716 0.05099 148 104 33 11
888 Looks like up front here your timing's off. 1.3716 0.04915 148 102 37 9
889 Simple fix. A red nose, some pancake makeup and you're back in business. 1.3716 0.05099 148 104 33 11
890 That there’s your problem. He’s not funny. 1.3716 0.04821 148 101 39 8
891 There's the problem. You got a lawyer involved. 1.3716 0.05099 148 104 33 11
892 I figured out where that unfunny noise is coming from. 1.3716 0.04821 148 101 39 8
893 I think I have found where the funny noise is not coming from. 1.3716 0.04724 148 100 41 7
894 This is serious -- aftermarket parts void your warranty. 1.3716 0.05099 148 104 33 11
895 Yep, looks like you've got a blockage to your punch line. 1.3716 0.05008 148 103 35 10
896 For the record to count the hood has to close. 1.3716 0.05188 148 105 31 12
897 No wonder your engine is acting funny. 1.3716 0.04821 148 101 39 8
898 Looks like an insurance rider to me... 1.3716 0.05008 148 103 35 10
899 I'm more a trapeze artist car specialist, but I'll see what I can do. 1.3716 0.04724 148 100 41 7
900 Your car’s acting funny. 1.3716 0.05614 148 110 21 17
901 I can fix it. It's just a Republican who lost his clown nose and fright wig. 1.3716 0.05362 148 107 27 14
902 Looks like one of your cylinders needs a make over. 1.3714 0.05002 140 96 36 8
903 No masks? 1.3714 0.05301 140 99 30 11
904 Oh I see the problem. You have a part that doesn't fit. 1.3709 0.05114 151 107 32 12
905 Yes, that would definitely decrease your smiles per gallon. 1.3709 0.04848 151 104 38 9
906 You’re in luck. I’m the greatest mechanic on Earth. 1.3709 0.05114 151 107 32 12
907 There's your problem: you seem to be down a clown. 1.3709 0.04848 151 104 38 9
908 This would explain your timing problem. 1.3709 0.04469 151 100 46 5
909 This can only be fixed by removing all the Senate Republicans 1.3709 0.05367 151 110 26 15
910 I'm sorry, there isn't any more room. Try the White House. 1.3709 0.05114 151 107 32 12
911 That’s the only issue that looks serious. 1.3709 0.04756 151 103 40 8
912 This is a serious problem. 1.3709 0.05114 151 107 32 12
913 Now I see why your timing is off. 1.3709 0.04938 151 105 36 10
914 There's your problem. You have an accountant near your clownburator. 1.3709 0.05284 151 109 28 14
915 A clown to the left of me, jokers to the right - here I am, stuck in the middle with Hugh. 1.3709 0.05284 151 109 28 14
916 The Wall Street clown is your problem 1.3706 0.05126 143 100 33 10
917 I’m a mechanic, not a therapist. 1.3706 0.04829 143 97 39 7
918 You need a whole new Administration..... 1.3706 0.05126 143 100 33 10
919 Here is the not-funny part 1.3706 0.05315 143 102 29 12
920 I've got bad news. It's the timing. 1.3706 0.05029 143 99 35 9
921 Ah that’s it—the tech guy. 1.3706 0.05029 143 99 35 9
922 I don't like the look of one of those cylinder heads. 1.3706 0.05126 143 100 33 10
923 So, you say it started missing, then made a boring noise and quit, huh? 1.3706 0.05221 143 101 31 11
924 This explains the whining sound that was coming from your engine. 1.3699 0.04957 146 101 36 9
925 Dennis, how could you, you were supposed to go to accounting school and now I find you working with... politicians. 1.3699 0.05235 146 104 30 12
926 ‘the timing is off’ 1.3699 0.05499 146 107 24 15
927 Some clown put the wrong part in there ! 1.3699 0.05499 146 107 24 15
928 There's your problem! You put a D.C. clown in with the circus clowns. 1.3699 0.05235 146 104 30 12
929 I think I see why your car hasn't been acting funny. 1.3699 0.04861 146 100 38 8
930 'He needed a lift.' 1.3699 0.05144 146 103 32 11
931 Always go with brand-name clowns, never generic. 1.3699 0.05235 146 104 30 12
932 I think I see your problem. Only one of your four cylinders is straight... 1.3699 0.04763 146 99 40 7
933 I'm sorry sir, you seem to be in the wrong seat, let me take you up to business class and let this clown have his seat. 1.3699 0.04957 146 101 36 9
934 I don't know, it's just not making a funny noise. 1.3699 0.05144 146 103 32 11
935 I'll have to order a nerd puller. 1.3699 0.05144 146 103 32 11
936 Who's the clown with the glasses... 1.3699 0.05235 146 104 30 12
937 This is serious - you've got a stiff crank. 1.3699 0.05235 146 104 30 12
938 This one belonged to his last Chief of Staff. 1.3699 0.05325 146 105 28 13
939 I heard a funny noise coming from under the hood. 1.3699 0.05052 146 102 34 10
940 There’s your problem. A corporate clown. 1.3699 0.05325 146 105 28 13
941 I think I see your problem but my head mechanic is off today. 1.3699 0.05144 146 103 32 11
942 Whoa, Carrot Top, you've got an aftermarket part here. 1.3699 0.05413 146 106 26 14
943 There's your problem, a Republican! 1.3699 0.05669 146 109 20 17
944 I think this political clown may be your problem. 1.3699 0.05325 146 105 28 13
945 Here's why your engine is not making that funny sound anymore. 1.3699 0.05413 146 106 26 14
946 How long ago did it stop making the funny noise? 1.3699 0.05325 146 105 28 13
947 If that's not a metaphor for the Trump administration, I don't know what is. 1.3699 0.05052 146 102 34 10
948 It’s a defective fool injector, alright. 1.3699 0.05144 146 103 32 11
949 Which one is knock knocking? 1.3699 0.05144 146 103 32 11
950 Here's your problem. He isn't a factory part. 1.3699 0.05144 146 103 32 11
951 I'm afraid this is serious. 1.3699 0.05144 146 103 32 11
952 Some Bozo must have used an aftermarket part. 1.3699 0.05144 146 103 32 11
953 No wonder it stalled, it’s powered by the GOP 1.3699 0.04957 146 101 36 9
954 You need to replace the corporate clown. 1.3699 0.04861 146 100 38 8
955 Oh no! I said a Ford Fairlane CROWN Victoria! 1.3699 0.04957 146 101 36 9
956 I’ve been expecting you Mr. Bond. 1.3699 0.05413 146 106 26 14
957 Here's your problem. Your comedic timing is way off. 1.3699 0.05052 146 102 34 10
958 Nice car, what’s the smilage? 1.3699 0.05413 146 106 26 14
959 This transmission was clearly installed by a bozo. 1.3699 0.05413 146 106 26 14
960 You need to replace your straight man every 10,000 miles, or they can't carry a bit anymore. 1.3699 0.05144 146 103 32 11
961 I'm afraid this will have to do for now, replacement clowns are on back order. 1.3699 0.05052 146 102 34 10
962 How’d that Bozo get in there!?! 1.3699 0.05144 146 103 32 11
963 I have everything else,but i"ll have to order a rubber nose. 1.3699 0.04957 146 101 36 9
964 And this is why you should never purchase parts from another manufacturer... 1.3699 0.05325 146 105 28 13
965 That's your problem. You have a cylinder that isn't acting funny. 1.3699 0.05144 146 103 32 11
966 It looks like you'll need to replace Dr. Fauci if you want maximum clown car performance. 1.3699 0.05669 146 109 20 17
967 He must have thought this was a Trump rally. 1.3696 0.05546 138 100 25 13
968 Your timing is off 1.3696 0.05047 138 95 35 8
969 I see your problem...your jokes aren’t hitting on all cylinders 1.3696 0.05150 138 96 33 9
970 It looks like you’re not clowning on all four cylinders. 1.3696 0.05352 138 98 29 11
971 Well here's your problem: your last mechanic used an unauthorized replacement part. 1.3696 0.05047 138 95 35 8
972 I'm afraid this looks serious. 1.3696 0.05252 138 97 31 10
973 This one is very serious. 1.3696 0.05252 138 97 31 10
974 I can definitely see how this would affect the performance. 1.3696 0.05047 138 95 35 8
975 See, I told you the problem was serious. 1.3696 0.05047 138 95 35 8
976 Your choice Mr. Trump, You and your cabinet secretaries can hide in this car or in the bunker 1.3696 0.05450 138 99 27 12
977 The problem with your car is more serious than we thought 1.3696 0.04941 138 94 37 7
978 Looks like we have a serious problem. 1.3696 0.05150 138 96 33 9
979 Arnie, like I told ya last week with the hearse—you fit in, but you don’t fit in. 1.3696 0.05047 138 95 35 8
980 Well here’s your problem. One of the nuts is stripped. 1.3696 0.05252 138 97 31 10
981 You’ve filled up with the wrong type of clown. This you see is an office clown, not a circus clown. He’ll totally ruin your engine- no joy just awkward jokes. 1.3696 0.05252 138 97 31 10
982 That aftermarket Trump clown you installed really furgled up the engine. 1.3696 0.05252 138 97 31 10
983 I see your problem. 1.3696 0.05252 138 97 31 10
984 To fix it, I'll need Congress to step out of the vehicle. 1.3696 0.05352 138 98 29 11
985 I knew there was something serious under the hood. 1.3696 0.04833 138 93 39 6
986 You're only running at 3/4 power. This isn't funny. 1.3696 0.05150 138 96 33 9
987 Well, there's your problem. One of your clowns has become an MBA. 1.3696 0.05047 138 95 35 8
988 I can see someone has been clowning around with your car. 1.3696 0.05047 138 95 35 8
989 I'm not trained on the new hybrids. 1.3696 0.05150 138 96 33 9
990 It seems as if your engine needs a toon-up. 1.3696 0.04833 138 93 39 6
991 You really don't know till you look under the hood. 1.3696 0.04722 138 92 41 5
992 I can see your problem right here. It looks serious. 1.3696 0.05352 138 98 29 11
993 There's your problem. These guys are supposed to be in the trunk." 1.3696 0.05150 138 96 33 9
994 There’s your problem: you can’t use a political clown in a circus clown car. 1.3696 0.04941 138 94 37 7
995 I'm sorry. I have a childhood fear of lawyers. 1.3696 0.05352 138 98 29 11
996 There's your problem: their feet don't reach the road. 1.3696 0.05047 138 95 35 8
997 I thought there was a funny noise under the hood. 1.3696 0.04833 138 93 39 6
998 I'll remove the micromanager. 1.3696 0.05450 138 99 27 12
999 You definitely should be hearing more ‘nyuk nyuk’ and less ‘ackshually.’ 1.3681 0.05097 144 101 33 10
1000 There’s a knock-knock because your lawyer is clogging up the punchline. 1.3681 0.05097 144 101 33 10
1001 There's your trouble, you have a nerd in your radiator. 1.3681 0.05284 144 103 29 12
1002 So, which clown sold you this car? 1.3681 0.05097 144 101 33 10
1003 You don't have to go in the office, but you can't stay here! 1.3681 0.05097 144 101 33 10
1004 We'll need to fire one of your pistons. 1.3681 0.05001 144 100 35 9
1005 Roger tried to stay cool. But deep inside he knew the ride was over 1.3676 0.05404 136 97 28 11
1006 I tried to tell him he wouldn’t fit in 1.3676 0.05093 136 94 34 8
1007 I think I found your problem 1.3676 0.05404 136 97 28 11
1008 Looks like your number 4 cylinder has serious issues. 1.3676 0.05199 136 95 32 9
1009 You'll be needing a new straight man 1.3676 0.04985 136 93 36 7
1010 This engine won't run with a straight man. 1.3676 0.05404 136 97 28 11
1011 I'll need to check his deadpan. 1.3676 0.04985 136 93 36 7
1012 That one with the glasses needs a complete overhaul, but it'll cost you. 1.3676 0.04985 136 93 36 7
1013 We need to replace your Bob with a Bozo and it ain’t going to be cheap. 1.3676 0.05199 136 95 32 9
1014 I don't think you're firing on all cylinders. 1.3676 0.04985 136 93 36 7
1015 I see the problem. One of you cylinders is square. 1.3676 0.05093 136 94 34 8
1016 Does it look like I’m laughing? 1.3676 0.05093 136 94 34 8
1017 Excuse me, you'll need to make way for the president. 1.3676 0.05602 136 99 24 13
1018 There’s your problem – one of your clowns isn’t working. 1.3676 0.05093 136 94 34 8
1019 Yep, there's the problem. A loose nut! 1.3676 0.05504 136 98 26 12
1020 I told you something wasn’t funny with the engine. 1.3676 0.05093 136 94 34 8
1021 No wonder, you have a bad clown in there. 1.3676 0.04761 136 91 40 5
1022 And how long hasn't it been making a funny noise? 1.3676 0.05093 136 94 34 8
1023 Ah there's your problem - you're down a clown! 1.3676 0.05199 136 95 32 9
1024 Well I'm glad someone is taking this seriously. 1.3676 0.05302 136 96 30 10
1025 Of course, this voids your warranty. 1.3676 0.05199 136 95 32 9
1026 I see the problem, an incompatible accountant part was installed 1.3676 0.05302 136 96 30 10
1027 Bob, Bob . . . for the last time, you cannot be a clown, you're just an accountant, with a MBA. 1.3676 0.04985 136 93 36 7
1028 Ah, I see your problem. That’s the wrong clown. 1.3676 0.04985 136 93 36 7
1029 It's not as funny as it could have been. 1.3676 0.05404 136 97 28 11
1030 The one with the glasses is the social filter, and it's clogged. 1.3676 0.05199 136 95 32 9
1031 Here's the problem, and... it's serious. 1.3676 0.05302 136 96 30 10
1032 Here's why your car stopped sounding funny. 1.3676 0.05093 136 94 34 8
1033 Something looks funny in here. 1.3676 0.04761 136 91 40 5
1034 I think I see your problem. This guy here isn’t a clown. 1.3676 0.05093 136 94 34 8
1035 Well there's your problem; Herb from Accounting. 1.3673 0.05116 147 104 32 11
1036 So you’re saying you put a bunch of clowns in charge and now you’re having problem in the hood? 1.3669 0.05320 139 99 29 11
1037 Well, there’s your problem right there: this one’s not clowning around. 1.3669 0.05417 139 100 27 12
1038 Looks fairly serious to me. 1.3669 0.04805 139 94 39 6
1039 One of your pistons is a little square. 1.3669 0.05320 139 99 29 11
1040 You need to retread their shoes. 1.3669 0.05417 139 100 27 12
1041 Somebody installed an after market part. 1.3669 0.05017 139 96 35 8
1042 Looking for the circus at 1600 Pennsylvania? Just stay in the extreme right. 1.3669 0.05789 139 104 19 16
1043 That loud squealing noise coming from under the hood appears to be political rhetoric. 1.3669 0.05512 139 101 25 13
1044 You didn't say how many clowns to send in... 1.3669 0.04912 139 95 37 7
1045 Maybe we should look in the trunk. 1.3669 0.05320 139 99 29 11
1046 I see your problem right there, one of your clowns is an accountant. 1.3669 0.05221 139 98 31 10
1047 As I suspected, you got an accountant. 1.3669 0.05120 139 97 33 9
1048 No wonder it ain’t running right, ya’ got a dang attorney installed where there oughta be a rodeo clown! 1.3669 0.05120 139 97 33 9
1049 The problem is obvious: You're only running on three clowns. 1.3669 0.05320 139 99 29 11
1050 Oh! Is this the new Hybrid? 1.3669 0.05120 139 97 33 9
1051 How long has it not been acting funny? 1.3669 0.04912 139 95 37 7
1052 You have a faulty clown. 1.3669 0.05320 139 99 29 11
1053 Oh! I see your problem; it's the accountant! 1.3669 0.05417 139 100 27 12
1054 I think we’ve found your problem. 1.3669 0.05320 139 99 29 11
1055 The one on the front left is adversely affecting your smiles per gallon. 1.3669 0.05017 139 96 35 8
1056 I think you've got a little too much play in the engine. 1.3669 0.05017 139 96 35 8
1057 Here's the reason for that un-funny noise you were trying to describe over the phone. 1.3669 0.05512 139 101 25 13
1058 Here's your problem, a burnt out clown. 1.3669 0.05017 139 96 35 8
1059 That's your trouble! One clown short of a six pack. 1.3669 0.05017 139 96 35 8
1060 Just jump in to replace him and we'll be running on all four cylinders 1.3669 0.05120 139 97 33 9
1061 I see why you’re only getting three smiles per gallon. 1.3669 0.05120 139 97 33 9
1062 No, they're not all clowns. I went with the hybrid model. 1.3669 0.05120 139 97 33 9
1063 This should qualify you for the HOV lane. 1.3669 0.05320 139 99 29 11
1064 Well there’s your problem. 1.3662 0.04945 142 98 36 8
1065 Well here’s that ‘yuppie’ sound you were describing. 1.3662 0.05239 142 101 30 11
1066 I see what’s wrong. You have an aftermarket part installed. 1.3662 0.05239 142 101 30 11
1067 I don't think he was factory installed. Your warranty may not cover repairs. 1.3662 0.05045 142 99 34 9
1068 Looks like you have something serious under the hood. 1.3662 0.05045 142 99 34 9
1069 There's your problem right there--a lawyer. 1.3662 0.05143 142 100 32 10
1070 I can see you have plenty of nuts but the bolts are missing 1.3662 0.05239 142 101 30 11
1071 Your fourth honk goes flat? 1.3662 0.05045 142 99 34 9
1072 I’m afraid this isn’t a laughing matter. 1.3662 0.04632 142 95 42 5
1073 So you brought it in because it stopped making the funny sound? 1.3662 0.04843 142 97 38 7
1074 I see it all the time. You thought you'd save a few bucks on a cheap aftermarket part. 1.3662 0.04945 142 98 36 8
1075 You'd think if a country can be run by them why not a car. But this needs an engine. 1.3662 0.05426 142 103 26 13
1076 Try rotating the office clown to the back and restarting the engine 1.3662 0.05045 142 99 34 9
1077 Well, we found the problem,. Unfortunately, while we have wigs and face paint in stock, we’re going to have to special order a red nose. 1.3662 0.04945 142 98 36 8
1078 You're in luck, our Clown Car Specialist just happened to drop by today 1.3662 0.04843 142 97 38 7
1079 The clowns at the dealership sent me to you. 1.3662 0.05045 142 99 34 9
1080 Looks like one of your cylinders just needs a little grease paint. 1.3662 0.04945 142 98 36 8
1081 It's a lawyer ... once they're into the system, they drag their feet. 1.3662 0.05143 142 100 32 10
1082 Sorry, we don't service hybrids. 1.3662 0.04945 142 98 36 8
1083 He's the straight man. 1.3662 0.05239 142 101 30 11
1084 You've got a serious problem here... 1.3662 0.05239 142 101 30 11
1085 One of your pistons isn’t funny. 1.3662 0.05045 142 99 34 9
1086 I'm guessing this is a refurbished clown, correct? 1.3662 0.05143 142 100 32 10
1087 I am afraid you left front clown has little or no expression. 1.3662 0.05143 142 100 32 10
1088 So you say it hasn't been honking as much? 1.3662 0.05239 142 101 30 11
1089 Well, here's why it's missin' - somebody replaced your Bozo with an MBA! 1.3662 0.05143 142 100 32 10
1090 'your engine's missing a cliche'. 1.3662 0.04945 142 98 36 8
1091 When's the last time you changed your seltzer? 1.3662 0.04739 142 96 40 6
1092 Well there’s your problem right there - somebody swapped out your drive clown for an accountant. 1.3662 0.05143 142 100 32 10
1093 You're a clown, Bob Barr, but you can't hide here. 1.3662 0.05334 142 102 28 12
1094 You all know the rules: one coupon per car, and the Trump clown car already used its coupon, and Jared....don't try to duck, I know it's you. 1.3662 0.05334 142 102 28 12
1095 Well I found the short circus 1.3662 0.04945 142 98 36 8
1096 Ah, see this is why your 'Check Dave' light was on. 1.3662 0.05143 142 100 32 10
1097 I see what the problem is. One of your cylinders is a corporate clown. 1.3662 0.05239 142 101 30 11
1098 I can throw make-up and a wig on him, but that just masks the real issue: He’s an accountant and not funny. 1.3662 0.05334 142 102 28 12
1099 Well here's the reason your car is not making funny noises! 1.3662 0.05143 142 100 32 10
1100 Yeah I know he doesn't look like it but that clown is my lawyer. 1.3662 0.05045 142 99 34 9
1101 I see your problem. You let HR get involved. 1.3662 0.05608 142 105 22 15
1102 Here’s why it keeps making an unfunny noise. 1.3662 0.05045 142 99 34 9
1103 And on top of that, you'll probably want to replace your timing belt. 1.3662 0.04945 142 98 36 8
1104 Here’s where that funny sound isn’t coming from. 1.3662 0.05045 142 99 34 9
1105 It looks like your fool mix is off. 1.3657 0.05458 134 96 27 11
1106 Dad? 1.3655 0.04973 145 101 35 9
1107 Ah, see, here's your problem: the accountant is supposed to go in the back. 1.3655 0.05068 145 102 33 10
1108 I see the problem here. You’ve got a politician under the hood. That’s the wrong kind of clown. 1.3655 0.05344 145 105 27 13
1109 I know I’m the mechanic, but you’re their father! 1.3655 0.04973 145 101 35 9
1110 You didn’t tell me it was a hybrid. 1.3655 0.04675 145 98 41 6
1111 So you said it was a honk or a squeak? 1.3655 0.05068 145 102 33 10
1112 Looks like you’ve got a serious problem. 1.3655 0.05162 145 103 31 11
1113 Frank, Send In The Clowns. 1.3655 0.05162 145 103 31 11
1114 Is this supposed to be a joke? 1.3655 0.05344 145 105 27 13
1115 Your problem is this bozo. 1.3655 0.05162 145 103 31 11
1116 Yes, he would definitely bring down your smiles per gallon. 1.3655 0.05254 145 104 29 12
1117 Yep. A generic car part never works quite right. 1.3655 0.04675 145 98 41 6
1118 I can’t take anyone out, Adolph! They’re all big donors. 1.3655 0.05254 145 104 29 12
1119 No wonder, you're short a clown. 1.3655 0.05162 145 103 31 11
1120 Ok,so before we do the state inspection can you confirm this vehicle is registered at 1600 Pennsylvania Ave? 1.3655 0.05254 145 104 29 12
1121 If you’re going to fix cars here, you have some big shoes to fill. 1.3655 0.05433 145 106 25 14
1122 You're right, something doesn't sound funny. 1.3655 0.05344 145 105 27 13
1123 You say he keeps not making a funny noise? 1.3655 0.04973 145 101 35 9
1124 Is this what they mean about the boys in the hood? 1.3655 0.05433 145 106 25 14
1125 Looks like one of your cylinders ain't clowning around. 1.3655 0.05162 145 103 31 11
1126 We found where the not-so-funny sound was coming from. 1.3655 0.04973 145 101 35 9
1127 You hear a normal noise? 1.3655 0.05162 145 103 31 11
1128 You're right, it does sound funny. But not 'ha ha' funny. 1.3655 0.05162 145 103 31 11
1129 ...and nobody is wearing a mask!? 1.3655 0.05162 145 103 31 11
1130 Geez, this is more serious than I thought. 1.3655 0.04875 145 100 37 8
1131 Looks like your electrical system has a short circus. 1.3655 0.04973 145 101 35 9
1132 You seem to be running on laughing gas. 1.3655 0.04973 145 101 35 9
1133 Have you been hearing anything funny from under the hood? 1.3655 0.04571 145 97 43 5
1134 We can fix it, or we're not Barnum and Bailey! 1.3655 0.05162 145 103 31 11
1135 You shouldn't let your humor get this dry. 1.3655 0.05162 145 103 31 11
1136 So who’s THAT bozo? 1.3655 0.04875 145 100 37 8
1137 Which one is the dip stick ! 1.3655 0.05344 145 105 27 13
1138 Oh. I see your problem. You've got a bad clown. I've got some good ones in stock. 1.3655 0.05254 145 104 29 12
1139 Found the differential. 1.3655 0.04776 145 99 39 7
1140 It's a funny story... 1.3655 0.04776 145 99 39 7
1141 You’re right: he’s not making a funny noise. 1.3655 0.04465 145 96 45 4
1142 Oh, he's a clown all right. You pass through Washington, D.C. recently? 1.3655 0.04973 145 101 35 9
1143 Knock-off replacement parts are not something to clown around with. 1.3636 0.05016 143 100 34 9
1144 His dream is to run away and join an accounting firm. 1.3636 0.05485 143 105 24 14
1145 Yes, humor can be a driving force - but it cannot replace the ENGINE. 1.3630 0.05132 146 104 31 11
1146 Ah, I see your problem, and it's no laughing matter. 1.3630 0.05424 135 97 27 11
1147 Well, here's your problem. You've got the start of an accountant infestation. 1.3623 0.05239 138 98 30 10
1148 I see the problem. Looks like you just replaced the mechanisms of government with a bunch of clowns, Mr. President. 1.3623 0.05437 138 100 26 12
1149 They just don’t make cylinder heads like they did in our day. Right Jingles? 1.3623 0.05239 138 98 30 10
1150 Steve had booked his seat well in advance and he wasn’t about to give it up to some clown. 1.3611 0.05363 144 105 26 13
1151 Well, personally, I wouldn’t have bought a car from the Trump Corporation. 1.3611 0.05628 144 108 20 16
1152 Just need to remove the right-wing lug nut and you're good to go! 1.3611 0.05179 144 103 30 11
1153 I see the problem here; Dave from accounting 1.3611 0.05084 144 102 32 10
1154 I have some makeup in the shop,but I'm going to have to order the costume. 1.3611 0.05179 144 103 30 11
1155 Well of course it's not working--you've got a banker in there! 1.3611 0.05271 144 104 28 12
1156 The social distancing isn't the problem. It's the geeky valve. 1.3611 0.05363 144 105 26 13
1157 Let's hope it's under warranty. This is starting to look serious. 1.3611 0.04889 144 100 36 8
1158 It's a Clown Vic. 1.3611 0.04686 144 98 40 6
1159 Not sure I can replace him without a dork wrench. 1.3611 0.05179 144 103 30 11
1160 Here's the problem. You put in regular. 1.3611 0.05084 144 102 32 10
1161 Well, there’s your problem. That number two cylinder isn’t acting funny! 1.3611 0.05084 144 102 32 10
1162 Maybe that noise you heard wasn't so funny after all. 1.3611 0.04987 144 101 34 9
1163 Nows a bad time to say this, but I did acid before I came to work. 1.3611 0.05453 144 106 24 14
1164 Here's what's causing the problem, Mr. Trump. You appear to have a nonconformist under the hood! 1.3611 0.05271 144 104 28 12
1165 Bad news. I'm afraid you have a Republican. 1.3611 0.05363 144 105 26 13
1166 I see the problem and it looks serious. 1.3611 0.04889 144 100 36 8
1167 A little makeup and he'll be just fine. 1.3611 0.04789 144 99 38 7
1168 You gotta do something about that deadpan. 1.3611 0.05084 144 102 32 10
1169 Yep... there's the source of your unfunny noise, right there. 1.3611 0.04889 144 100 36 8
1170 I can't do anything today, they sent us the wrong parts. 1.3611 0.05179 144 103 30 11
1171 Here's your problem...your engine is only firing on three clowns. 1.3611 0.05179 144 103 30 11
1172 When it acts up, I never know if I should laugh or cry. 1.3611 0.05271 144 104 28 12
1173 Oh, that's just a bureaucrat, we can flush him out in no time. 1.3611 0.04987 144 103 31 10
1174 The timing belt's loose. This one needs some greasepaint. But we can have it making funny noises in no time. 1.3603 0.05078 136 95 33 8
1175 There's your problem: this guy's metric. 1.3577 0.05048 137 96 33 8
1176 Ah, now I see why it sounded funny. 1.3577 0.05153 137 97 31 9
1177 You know your warranty expired Two Clowns ago. 1.3577 0.05153 137 97 31 9
1178 I know why your timing is off. 1.3561 0.04944 132 91 35 6
1179 It's serious! 1.3561 0.05060 132 92 33 7
1180 He wants to be one of us, but it's just not a good fit. 1.3561 0.05173 132 93 31 8
1181 it’s definitely something serious. 1.3554 0.05097 121 83 33 5
1182 Again, Larry? Really? 1.3538 0.05554 130 95 24 11
1183 Gerald, as I told you before, running away with these clowns won’t solve anything. 1.3534 0.05140 133 94 31 8
1184 I don’t think the Trump rally needs you anyway. 1.3534 0.05668 133 99 21 13
1185 It's making funny noises. 1.3534 0.05358 133 96 27 10
1186 See, here's your problem - you've got an accountant in here 1.3534 0.05250 133 95 29 9
1187 I see the problem. It appears you ran out of gags. 1.3534 0.05140 133 94 31 8
1188 There's your problem - some clown took your spot. 1.3534 0.04914 133 92 35 6
1189 Oh, Senator McConnell. 1.3534 0.05865 133 101 17 15
1190 There's your problem. One of your clowns is taking himself seriously. 1.3534 0.05140 133 94 31 8
1191 This looks serious. 1.3534 0.04914 133 92 35 6
1192 We get 40 smiles per gallon 1.3534 0.05566 133 98 23 12
1193 Here’s the problem. You have one dull cylinder. 1.3534 0.05140 133 94 31 8
1194 The problem could be a foreign body. 1.3534 0.05358 133 96 27 10
1195 I never worked on the presidential limousine before. 1.3534 0.05668 133 99 21 13
1196 What clown worked on this last? 1.3534 0.05028 133 93 33 7
1197 Knock knock? 1.3534 0.05358 133 96 27 10
1198 Every family’s got one. 1.3534 0.05028 133 93 33 7
1199 Oh, it's a hybrid. 1.3525 0.05195 122 85 31 6
1200 This car must be American—it has a bunch of clowns running it. 1.3521 0.07260 71 51 15 5
1201 Mom, I’m sorry. I want to be an accountant. 1.3511 0.05074 131 92 32 7
1202 Looks like it’s running out of jokes 1.3511 0.05301 131 94 28 9
1203 I see you brought the Cabinet. 1.3511 0.05623 131 97 22 12
1204 You have a serious problem 1.3511 0.05189 131 93 30 8
1205 Looks like you’ve got yourself a bureaucrat which is why it’s not running efficiently. I can replace it with another clown if you’d like? 1.3511 0.05301 131 94 28 9
1206 I could tell right away something under the hood didn't sound funny. 1.3511 0.05410 131 95 26 10
1207 Looks like you weren’t making this one up 1.3511 0.04957 131 91 34 6
1208 Welp, there’s the problem. It’s your catalytic clownverter. 1.3511 0.05518 131 96 24 11
1209 We added them as a nice jester. 1.3511 0.04957 131 91 34 6
1210 Isn't it queer? Losing my timing this late in my career. 1.3511 0.05623 131 97 22 12
1211 I see your problem...I’m afraid it’s serious. 1.3511 0.05189 131 93 30 8
1212 Well, there's your problem: one of your cylinders lacks spark. 1.3511 0.05623 131 97 22 12
1213 There’s your problem. This accountant’s gotten under the hood and thrown off your timing. 1.3511 0.04837 131 90 36 5
1214 This bozo is your problem. 1.3511 0.05301 131 94 28 9
1215 I was interested in a Ford Crown Victoria; not a Four Clown Victoria. 1.3511 0.05189 131 93 30 8
1216 You have to rotate your clowns or they get bored and start doing observational humor. 1.3511 0.05727 131 98 20 13
1217 Sorry, sir, but "Clown-Cars-R-Us" cannot guarantee parts that weren't factory installed... 1.3511 0.05301 131 94 28 9
1218 I said your car needs a new engine gear, not an engineer. 1.3511 0.05301 131 94 28 9
1219 There's your problem. No sense of humor. 1.3511 0.05189 131 93 30 8
1220 How much is a rouge and pancake change? 1.3511 0.05074 131 92 32 7
1221 I said the Crown Vic, not the clown Vic 1.3511 0.04957 131 91 34 6
1222 I know, but original replacement clowns are hard to get any more. 1.3511 0.05410 131 95 26 10
1223 I’m afraid you need a new Secretary of Defense, Mr. Trump. 1.3511 0.05623 131 97 22 12
1224 Trumps staff vacating the White House. 1.3511 0.05727 131 98 20 13
1225 Unusual, but it still passes inspection. 1.3511 0.05518 131 96 24 11
1226 Found your problem. Your car is one clown short. 1.3511 0.05301 131 94 28 9
1227 Problem is your battery has lost its sense of humor 1.3511 0.05189 131 93 30 8
1228 Sorry, using non-clown parts violates your warranty. 1.3511 0.05410 131 95 26 10
1229 Looks like Americans trying to sneak into Mexico again. 1.3511 0.05189 131 93 30 8
1230 Looks like one serious head cylinder problem. 1.3511 0.05301 131 94 28 9
1231 There's your problem. You've got an accountant under the hood. 1.3511 0.05189 131 93 30 8
1232 Nothing a wig and funny nose won’t fix. 1.3511 0.04837 131 90 36 5
1233 I bet you it's this corporate clown who's the source of all your trouble. 1.3511 0.05518 131 96 24 11
1234 Your straight man is acting funny 1.3511 0.05074 131 92 32 7
1235 For starters, there's no engine. 1.3511 0.05410 131 95 26 10
1236 Well, they did say 'Send in the Clowns.' 1.3511 0.05301 131 94 28 9
1237 Who's the Bozo with the tie? 1.3511 0.05301 131 94 28 9
1238 Which of you clowns put seltzer water in the gas tank? 1.3511 0.05189 131 93 30 8
1239 Trump and his cabinet attend an auto plant event for a photo op. 1.3511 0.05301 131 96 25 10
1240 Clown #3 is misfiring. 1.3511 0.05301 131 94 28 9
1241 There's your problem. Not enough clownpower. 1.3511 0.05189 131 93 30 8
1242 Obviously your last mechanic didn't use an OEM clown replacement. 1.3511 0.05410 131 95 26 10
1243 What kind of unfunny sound? 1.3511 0.05189 131 93 30 8
1244 Sir, you have a serious problem! 1.3511 0.04837 131 90 36 5
1245 Well here's your problem. This cylinder's clearly not firing any water from his flower. 1.3511 0.05189 131 93 30 8
1246 So you weren't hearing funny engine noises?" 1.3511 0.04837 131 90 36 5
1247 Well this explains the honking. 1.3511 0.04957 131 91 34 6
1248 There's yer problem right there: one of the cylinders ain't cracked. 1.3511 0.05410 131 95 26 10
1249 I seemed to detect a short circus 1.3511 0.05301 131 94 28 9
1250 Yup, you need a new straight man. 1.3511 0.05189 131 93 30 8
1251 Dave had the sneaking suspicion that he may have been adopted. 1.3511 0.05301 131 94 28 9
1252 Yah, it's making some funny noises, alright. 1.3511 0.05410 131 95 26 10
1253 I can see the problem and its no laughing matter... 1.3511 0.04957 131 91 34 6
1254 One of the ignition plugs lost its spark. 1.3511 0.05189 131 93 30 8
1255 His wife says he's a clown. 1.3488 0.05464 129 94 25 10
1256 It’s the new hybrid 1.3488 0.05121 129 91 31 7
1257 i said electric not eclectic 1.3488 0.05121 129 91 31 7
1258 That's your problem right there. Your cataclysmic converter turned into a tax accountant. 1.3488 0.04879 129 89 35 5
1259 Can you describe the noise? 1.3488 0.05352 129 93 27 9
1260 Here's where your unfunny noise is coming from. 1.3475 0.05433 118 84 27 7
1261 Mr President, first family is clear for the bunker, and may join you now. 1.3471 0.05593 121 88 24 9
1262 The nyuk-ing sound seems to be the result of a loose stooge, but I can’t be soiten. 1.3471 0.05469 121 87 26 8
1263 One of your cylinders is off. 1.3471 0.05469 121 87 26 8
1264 The gears of a clown? 1.3471 0.05469 121 87 26 8
1265 I'm sorry, Mr. Trump. I haven't seen anything like this since the Nixon administration. 1.3471 0.05951 121 91 18 12
1266 You can relax, Twitto. It's only Mitt's tie in the fan belt again. 1.3468 0.05615 124 91 23 10
1267 Your problem is not funny. 1.3448 0.05352 116 82 28 6
1268 Now we know where the funny noises are coming from. 1.3440 0.05577 125 92 23 10
1269 One of your plugs has lost its spark. I think you need a toonup! 1.3440 0.05341 125 90 27 8
1270 Seems you got yourself a class clown. 1.3438 0.05254 128 92 28 8
1271 The guy on the phone said you work on hybrids too. 1.3438 0.05014 128 90 32 6
1272 It seems to no longer be sparking joy. 1.3438 0.05483 128 94 24 10
1273 First, how about letting your advisers get back to the White House, President Trump? 1.3438 0.05810 128 97 18 13
1274 How did you even make it this far? 1.3438 0.05014 128 90 32 6
1275 That's the problem. You are using a stand-up comedian in your engine. 1.3438 0.05370 128 93 26 9
1276 Just like this car can’t be run by clowns, so is this country 1.3438 0.05370 128 93 26 9
1277 Seriously, stop Clowning Around. Where is the motor? 1.3438 0.05254 128 92 28 8
1278 There's your problem - you need a new straight man. 1.3438 0.05014 128 90 32 6
1279 See? Here's the problem, one of your clowns is misfiring. 1.3438 0.05136 128 91 30 7
1280 An off brand part always causes problems... 1.3438 0.05370 128 93 26 9
1281 "Well, it looks like only one of your cylinders is working. 1.3438 0.05254 128 92 28 8
1282 First things first: are any of you Pagliacci? 1.3438 0.04763 128 90 33 5
1283 Oh boy, looks like you got a misplaced nut in there 1.3438 0.04632 128 87 38 3
1284 Which one of you is responsible for the honking sound? 1.3438 0.05594 128 95 22 11
1285 Obviously, one of your four cylinders is not standard. 1.3438 0.05254 128 92 28 8
1286 Sir, I think I know what your problem is. 1.3438 0.05136 128 91 30 7
1287 Which one of you is the negative terminal? 1.3438 0.04890 128 89 34 5
1288 It looks like the new part isn't fitting in well. 1.3438 0.05014 128 90 32 6
1289 I've told you before, Biffy! You can only run on laughing gas. Never regular. 1.3438 0.05254 128 92 28 8
1290 Your miles per gag is down because you’re running with only three good jokes. 1.3438 0.05594 128 95 22 11
1291 You should see what's in the trunk. 1.3438 0.05254 128 92 28 8
1292 I was afraid of that. You've got a serious problem under the hood. 1.3438 0.05014 128 90 32 6
1293 Looks like your joy ride is over. 1.3438 0.05370 128 93 26 9
1294 Just fix it. No clowning around. 1.3438 0.05136 128 93 27 8
1295 When did you first notice the unfunny sounds? 1.3438 0.05483 128 94 24 10
1296 It looks like you may have a leak in your punch line. 1.3438 0.05254 128 92 28 8
1297 Mr. President, I did my best to round up your administration... But so many people were just clowning around!!!! 1.3438 0.05594 128 95 22 11
1298 I think I’ve found where that unfunny sound is coming from. 1.3438 0.05136 128 91 30 7
1299 I found the unfunny noise. 1.3438 0.05370 128 93 26 9
1300 Ok, guys, show's over. 1.3438 0.04890 128 89 34 5
1301 There’s your problem. Your engine’s running on only three clowns. 1.3438 0.04890 128 89 34 5
1302 It's not the transmission. 1.3438 0.05254 128 92 28 8
1303 You said it was making a funny sound? 1.3438 0.05014 128 90 32 6
1304 There's something funny going on in the engine, alright. 1.3438 0.04890 128 89 34 5
1305 Don’t look so surprised. The engine is at the rear. 1.3438 0.05254 128 92 28 8
1306 Now you know why the "buzzkill" light was on. 1.3438 0.05370 128 93 26 9
1307 Lately the jokes aren't hitting on all cylinders. 1.3438 0.05254 128 92 28 8
1308 I see the problem. One of your clowns went straight and I just need to bend it back. 1.3438 0.05136 128 91 30 7
1309 I had to borrow him from a Ford dealer. You don't know how hard it is to get genuine replacement parts for a clown car. 1.3438 0.05254 128 92 28 8
1310 These hybrids can be tricky to fix. 1.3438 0.05014 128 90 32 6
1311 A stiff cylinder head is nothing to laugh about. 1.3438 0.05254 128 92 28 8
1312 I need you to figure out what is preventing me from getting better smileage. 1.3435 0.05394 131 96 25 10
1313 Here’s your problem! You’re not firing on enough clowns 1.3421 0.05687 114 83 23 8
1314 Is this the Car Tune Network? 1.3421 0.05822 114 84 21 9
1315 Looks like I’ll need to replace the actuary. 1.3419 0.05715 117 86 22 9
1316 So that explains the elephant in the trunk... 1.3419 0.05715 117 86 22 9
1317 Which one needs the tune up? 1.3419 0.05451 117 84 26 7
1318 Diversity program 1.3419 0.05584 117 85 24 8
1319 It was at that moment Gary realized his reputation as “the office clown” was not as sound as he’d hoped. 1.3419 0.05584 117 85 24 8
1320 'Sorry president, the economy can't run on clowns anymore!' 1.3419 0.04568 117 87 25 5
1321 It's funnier if you don't overthink it 1.3419 0.05314 117 83 28 6
1322 Which one of you clowns thought this was a good idea? 1.3419 0.05451 117 84 26 7
1323 Sir...” “Oh, sorry, the engine’s in the back. 1.3419 0.05314 117 83 28 6
1324 I’m loaning your this Bozo from my accounting department until a replacement arrives. 1.3419 0.05715 117 86 22 9
1325 Well, that's your problem right there. He's not making a funny noise" 1.3419 0.05314 117 83 28 6
1326 Joe's reckless comment to young Ronnie at dinner last night, "Why don't you just run off and join the circus!?", in hindsight, may have been a bit ill-conceived. 1.3419 0.05029 117 81 32 4
1327 We may have to bring in the ringmaster for this one. 1.3419 0.05715 117 86 22 9
1328 Obviously some clown installed the wrong part. 1.3419 0.05173 117 82 30 5
1329 You say your engine sounded funny? What did you expect? 1.3419 0.05314 117 83 28 6
1330 who was on duty the last time the car came in for a clown change? 1.3419 0.05029 117 81 32 4
1331 I think I see the problem, you’ve got a high price executive running this clown show. 1.3419 0.05715 117 86 22 9
1332 That's your problem right there. You installed a pundit instead of a clown. 1.3419 0.05314 117 83 28 6
1333 Never use aftermarket clowns. 1.3419 0.05173 117 82 30 5
1334 I found the problem, you are missing one clown and the accountant does not count. 1.3419 0.05451 117 84 26 7
1335 You better have an engine in the trunk, or we've got problems. 1.3419 0.05584 117 85 24 8
1336 You see, men in suits don't know how to act in the hood. 1.3419 0.05715 117 86 22 9
1337 Yep. You've thrown a Rodney 1.3419 0.05173 117 84 27 6
1338 we always travel with our agent. 1.3419 0.05451 117 84 26 7
1339 A-ha! The straight man has plugged the "gag" line. 1.3419 0.05584 117 85 24 8
1340 He's a clown all right. But not the right type for your vehicle. 1.3419 0.05314 117 83 28 6
1341 You got a misanthrope in your manifold 1.3419 0.05173 117 82 30 5
1342 He’s working under cover 1.3419 0.05314 117 83 28 6
1343 We put in one corporate clown to calculate driving statistics 1.3419 0.05314 117 83 28 6
1344 I see the problem. This one is serious. 1.3419 0.05314 117 83 28 6
1345 Well, of course the engine is in the rear. Any clown would know that!!!! 1.3419 0.05173 117 82 30 5
1346 There’s your problem. You got a bean counter in your engine. 1.3419 0.05715 117 86 22 9
1347 And you must be the acclowntant. 1.3419 0.05842 117 87 20 10
1348 Sorry folks, the carpool isn't going to make it to the Capitol today. 1.3419 0.05314 117 83 28 6
1349 We'll do everything we can to get you there before the vote, Senator. 1.3419 0.05584 117 85 24 8
1350 Well, there's your problem. One of your guys is trying to run this thing from a spreadsheet. 1.3419 0.05715 117 86 22 9
1351 Here's the problem - this accountant is killing your timing. 1.3419 0.05173 117 82 30 5
1352 Like I said, your Lincoln Clown Car can't use Serious radio! 1.3419 0.05715 117 86 22 9
1353 For this, you need Barnum and Bailey's Auto up the road. 1.3419 0.05029 117 81 32 4
1354 Well here's the problem, you've got an attorney! 1.3419 0.05451 117 84 26 7
1355 Oh, right . . . engine's in the back. 1.3419 0.05314 117 83 28 6
1356 You say one of them stopped honking? 1.3419 0.05314 117 83 28 6
1357 I'll give you good terms on a four cylinder tune up, but why are you insisting on a balloon payment? 1.3419 0.05314 117 83 28 6
1358 Can you adjust the one time in front? his timing is way off. 1.3419 0.05584 117 85 24 8
1359 Could you describe the "funny" sound? 1.3419 0.05451 117 84 26 7
1360 I'll juggle my schedule. 1.3419 0.05314 117 83 28 6
1361 Poor thing, it must have crawled in there to avoid working from home. 1.3419 0.05029 117 81 32 4
1362 The engine is sounding funny 1.3419 0.05173 117 82 30 5
1363 You want shoes realigned and rotated? 1.3419 0.05029 117 84 28 5
1364 Have you noticed any funny noises when you driving? 1.3419 0.05173 117 82 30 5
1365 This is why your car wasn't making a funny noise. 1.3419 0.05314 117 83 28 6
1366 I didn't realize this was a hybrid. 1.3417 0.05487 120 87 25 8
1367 A wise guy, eh? 1.3417 0.05358 120 86 27 7
1368 Well that explains the funny noises you have been hearing 1.3413 0.05060 126 89 31 6
1369 I thought this was a media circus. 1.3413 0.05184 126 90 29 7
1370 How did you fit in the entire White House? 1.3413 0.05539 126 93 23 10
1371 Which way to St. John’s Episcopal Church? 1.3413 0.05873 126 96 17 13
1372 Looks like that hitchhiker you picked up is the problem. He's funny strange, not funny ha-ha. 1.3413 0.05184 126 90 29 7
1373 I see, you have one of those new hybrids. 1.3413 0.05060 126 89 31 6
1374 No, Harry, you don't count, we only call you a clown at the office 1.3413 0.05184 126 92 26 8
1375 Oh. I think I see why your engine doesn't sound funny. 1.3413 0.05184 126 90 29 7
1376 I think we've identified the source of that not-so-funny noise. 1.3413 0.05184 126 90 29 7
1377 You may have been mentored by the best, but prior service in the White House does not automatically qualify you for this job. 1.3413 0.05423 126 92 25 9
1378 Wow - talk about a reason to call Car Talk ... 1.3413 0.05764 126 95 19 12
1379 Here's the problem, a non standard part. 1.3413 0.05305 126 91 27 8
1380 So, it runs on laughing gas? 1.3413 0.05305 126 91 27 8
1381 We need to discuss social distancing. 1.3413 0.05184 126 90 29 7
1382 Who's the clown with the tie? 1.3413 0.05184 126 90 29 7
1383 There's your problem there. You gotta CPA clogging the system. 1.3413 0.05184 126 90 29 7
1384 Hmm... Looks like one of your cylinders is a little square. 1.3413 0.05184 126 90 29 7
1385 Could the engine be in the rear? 1.3413 0.05305 126 91 27 8
1386 Oh, here’s your issue you clearly have a sketch writer in your prop stunt. 1.3413 0.05423 126 92 25 9
1387 Your Engine has seized up because of this stiff. 1.3413 0.05184 126 90 29 7
1388 This is a joke. 1.3413 0.05653 126 94 21 11
1389 I'm sorry, you'll have to take this to someone who's not afraid of clowns. 1.3413 0.05060 126 89 31 6
1390 I think you've come to the wrong place. You don't want Pep Boys, you want the Ringling Brothers. 1.3413 0.05060 126 89 31 6
1391 I'm afraid you'll have to replace the executive. 1.3413 0.05060 126 89 31 6
1392 Hmmm, no wonder it doesn't sound funny. 1.3413 0.05184 126 90 29 7
1393 I'm afraid your car is a joke 1.3413 0.05423 126 92 25 9
1394 Yeah, you've got some aftermarket parts here. 1.3413 0.05184 126 90 29 7
1395 That's why your engine wasn't making a funny sound. 1.3413 0.05184 126 90 29 7
1396 Only one cylinder seems to be working. 1.3413 0.05539 126 93 23 10
1397 Just needs a greasepaint job. 1.3413 0.05653 126 94 21 11
1398 Ok, try it now. 1.3413 0.05539 126 93 23 10
1399 Well, humor is all about timing so we should check that first. 1.3413 0.05539 126 93 23 10
1400 Here's the problem. There's a geek in your number one cylinder. 1.3413 0.05423 126 92 25 9
1401 There’s your problem — You’ve developed middle management. 1.3413 0.05653 126 94 21 11
1402 I see your problem. Somebody installed an accountant instead of a clown. The older models don't respond well to ties. 1.3413 0.05305 126 91 27 8
1403 When you said ‘Lincoln Clowncar,’ I thought you were kidding. 1.3413 0.05305 126 91 27 8
1404 Gosh, I didn't know ya' had a lawyer. Of course the repair is covered under warranty! 1.3413 0.05184 126 90 29 7
1405 Ah, the problem is that you’ve got a square peg in a clown hole. 1.3413 0.05184 126 90 29 7
1406 It's always best to change clowns every 3000 miles. 1.3413 0.05305 126 91 27 8
1407 Come on, Frank, quit clowning around... These guys have gotta go. 1.3413 0.05184 126 90 29 7
1408 Well, here's the problem. You're running on only three jesters. 1.3413 0.05305 126 91 27 8
1409 That funny sound in the motor...it needs to be hilarious. 1.3413 0.05764 126 95 19 12
1410 Whoa, there's your problem right there, Mr. Sulzberger, a conservative." 1.3413 0.05423 126 92 25 9
1411 He handled my divorce. Trust me on this. 1.3413 0.05184 126 90 29 7
1412 Well here's the problem -- some one put in an after market part! 1.3413 0.05060 126 89 31 6
1413 See, here's your problem: Somebody installed an accountant. He's not factory-approved. It could void your warranty. 1.3413 0.05423 126 92 25 9
1414 Well, for starters, we’re gonna need some pancake makeup, an orange wig, and a big round nose. 1.3413 0.05305 126 91 27 8
1415 Oh, off-brand parts. They can really affect your performance. 1.3413 0.05423 126 92 25 9
1416 You got a serious problem with one of your cylinders. 1.3413 0.05184 126 90 29 7
1417 I can fix it, but it’ll take 2 hours in makeup. 1.3413 0.05184 126 90 29 7
1418 When did you last change your Ollie? 1.3391 0.05368 115 82 27 6
1419 Remove this one and I’ll have your engine sounding funny again in no time. 1.3391 0.05508 115 83 25 7
1420 Where are the masks? 1.3391 0.05508 115 83 25 7
1421 Ah geez, haven’t seen a Russian clown car since the 60’s! 1.3391 0.05224 115 81 29 5
1422 You’ve got a serious problem under the hood. 1.3391 0.05224 115 81 29 5
1423 Sir, you really shouldn’t clown around under the hood. It can cause your car to run funny. 1.3391 0.05076 115 80 31 4
1424 Looks like your engine has a serious problem. 1.3391 0.05224 115 81 29 5
1425 There’s your problem! You’ve got 3 clowns under the hood! 1.3391 0.05368 115 82 27 6
1426 Goodbye, father." "Goodbye, son. 1.3391 0.05909 115 86 19 10
1427 Sorry Mr Trump even us clowns have standards. 1.3391 0.06037 115 87 17 11
1428 So... what seems to be the problem? 1.3391 0.05368 115 82 27 6
1429 It's a problem with the fool injection. 1.3391 0.05076 115 80 31 4
1430 Trust me, your problem is no joke. 1.3391 0.05224 115 81 29 5
1431 Your father and I want you to remember that there’s always a place for you here at the garage. 1.3391 0.05224 115 81 29 5
1432 Get out Henry, and send in the clown. 1.3391 0.05508 115 83 25 7
1433 No joke, you need to replace your engineer. 1.3391 0.05508 115 83 25 7
1434 I think I've got a purple wig and some lipstick out back that'll get you home. 1.3391 0.05368 115 82 27 6
1435 No, that's not it. I know that guy. He's definitely a clown. 1.3391 0.05076 115 80 31 4
1436 I can order a red nose and wig for this one here, but the face paint application is going to be custom. 1.3391 0.05076 115 80 31 4
1437 I could remove them but you wouldn’t be able to go on anymore joy rides. 1.3391 0.05224 115 81 29 5
1438 You said the horn in the only thing that's been working right? 1.3391 0.05645 115 84 23 8
1439 I told you clowns not to buy a hybrid. 1.3391 0.05368 115 82 27 6
1440 He's the problem all right 1.3391 0.05368 115 82 27 6
1441 Looks like you've got a joker in your clown car. 1.3391 0.05778 115 85 21 9
1442 The engines in the trunk. 1.3391 0.05368 115 82 27 6
1443 Looks like one of your four cylinders is a square 1.3391 0.05508 115 83 25 7
1444 Very funny. Now if you clowns will get out, I'll start repairing the car. 1.3391 0.05224 115 81 29 5
1445 Huh, that’s funny. 1.3391 0.05508 115 83 25 7
1446 This may be the source of the funny noise you are hearing. 1.3391 0.05508 115 83 25 7
1447 These aftermarket replacements never work as well as the original. 1.3391 0.05368 115 82 27 6
1448 I knew it was making a funny sound. 1.3391 0.05508 115 83 25 7
1449 No wonder you weren't getting good laugh mileage. 1.3391 0.05224 115 81 29 5
1450 Obviously only hitting on three cylinders. 1.3391 0.05508 115 83 25 7
1451 Sure, I can remove the accountant but it’s going to cost you... 1.3391 0.05508 115 83 25 7
1452 OK, I think I see the problem. Off brand part. 1.3391 0.05368 115 82 27 6
1453 He looked familiar. He jumped in as we were leaving D.C. 1.3391 0.05508 115 83 25 7
1454 Your fool tank’s been contaminated 1.3391 0.05224 115 81 29 5
1455 You said the engine was making a funny noise? 1.3391 0.05224 115 81 29 5
1456 It's rear-wheel drive; the hamsters are in the back. 1.3391 0.05778 115 85 21 9
1457 What other noise would this car make but funny? 1.3391 0.05224 115 81 29 5
1458 I see your problem; you've used a non-standard component. 1.3391 0.05508 115 83 25 7
1459 You're down a quart of oil and it's only running on three clowns. 1.3391 0.05076 115 80 31 4
1460 Well fix it quickly - we've got a country to run! 1.3391 0.05368 115 82 27 6
1461 We're on our way to Mar-a-Lago, hop in. 1.3391 0.05645 115 84 23 8
1462 Yes, he's our sales manager and yes he goes on all our test drives. 1.3391 0.05508 115 83 25 7
1463 OK, who volunteers for the exhaust probe? 1.3391 0.05645 115 84 23 8
1464 My bad for using an aftermarket part! 1.3391 0.05224 115 81 29 5
1465 I have bad news. One of the cylinder heads has lost is bearings. 1.3391 0.05508 115 83 25 7
1466 I think you need a 3-ring job. 1.3391 0.05508 115 83 25 7
1467 Oops. I thought you asked if I could work on a Crown Victoria. 1.3391 0.05508 115 83 25 7
1468 You need a cartoon up. 1.3391 0.05508 115 83 25 7
1469 Common problem, clowns to the left, jokers .... 1.3391 0.05368 115 82 27 6
1470 If I told you once, I told you a thousand times: engine trouble is no laughing matter." 1.3391 0.05645 115 84 23 8
1471 I was wrong. It's not the carburetor. 1.3391 0.05368 115 82 27 6
1472 Which one’s making a funny sound? 1.3391 0.05368 115 82 27 6
1473 Here's your problem... an aftermarket part. 1.3391 0.05508 115 83 25 7
1474 There’s an unfunny noise under the hood. Can you fix it? 1.3391 0.05224 115 81 29 5
1475 Your problem is, Bill here, refuses to participate. 1.3391 0.05508 115 83 25 7
1476 I see the problem. You hired an MBA didn’t you. 1.3391 0.05368 115 82 27 6
1477 You didn't get the message about social distancing? 1.3391 0.05076 115 80 31 4
1478 Well, there's the problem! They're supposed to be in the trunk! 1.3391 0.05508 115 83 25 7
1479 It looks like there's something not funny going on with your transmission. 1.3391 0.05508 115 83 25 7
1480 WOW, lots of clownpower 1.3391 0.05368 115 82 27 6
1481 No wonder. You’ve got a straight man under the hood. 1.3391 0.05368 115 82 27 6
1482 I see your problem. You've got a bad fool mix. 1.3391 0.05778 115 85 21 9
1483 With HOV lanes suspended, I don't need these anymore. 1.3391 0.05224 115 81 29 5
1484 His timing is off. 1.3391 0.04766 115 78 35 2
1485 I see the problem: one of your clowns has gone straight man.” 1.3391 0.05224 115 81 29 5
1486 You say the car doesn’t sound as funny as it used to? 1.3390 0.05277 118 84 28 6
1487 Senator, I already told you...you don’t have to join every circus the President organizes. Besides, he has more than enough clowns to run the show. 1.3390 0.05923 118 89 18 11
1488 Wait, is that you, Phil? 1.3390 0.05277 118 84 28 6
1489 Well the engine needs some work, but the horn works great. 1.3390 0.05277 118 88 22 8
1490 Larry, quit clowning around and get back on the phones. 1.3390 0.05138 118 83 30 5
1491 Dress for the job you want, not the one you have. 1.3390 0.05544 118 86 24 8
1492 I’m sorry but like I told you, I’m a mechanic, not a psychologist. 1.3390 0.05544 118 86 24 8
1493 I can get rid of the rattle but the giggles might be a problem. 1.3390 0.04995 118 82 32 4
1494 I'm sorry. Your warranty doesn't cover something that serious. 1.3390 0.05544 118 86 24 8
1495 He's actually dressed as the most common type of clown - a politician! 1.3390 0.05544 118 86 24 8
1496 No,I'm afraid there's no more room in Trump's cabinet 1.3390 0.05412 118 85 26 7
1497 I've found your problem. You're not going to think it's funny. 1.3390 0.05412 118 85 26 7
1498 Sorry, we only service clown cars, not hybrids. 1.3390 0.05138 118 83 30 5
1499 The problem is not any of the clowns, it's the crankshaft here. 1.3390 0.04995 118 82 32 4
1500 So, how many clowns per gallon do you get in this thing? 1.3390 0.05412 118 85 26 7
1501 There's your problem. That front element with glasses is not a factory authorized clown part. 1.3390 0.05674 118 87 22 9
1502 Your problem is, once one of 'em goes, they'll all start to go. 1.3390 0.04995 118 82 32 4
1503 So you’re probably hearing three funny sounds coming from the engine but the good news is that you only have one serious problem to worry about. 1.3390 0.05674 118 87 22 9
1504 Oh, that clown. He's the insurance adjuster. 1.3390 0.05544 118 86 24 8
1505 I see the problem. You have a Democrat in your Republician engine. 1.3390 0.05412 118 85 26 7
1506 The problem is the one right here. He is neither a Playskool nor a Fisher Price part. 1.3390 0.05923 118 89 18 11
1507 Your front end is out of alignment. 1.3390 0.05544 118 86 24 8
1508 Trouble is, I don't have a replacement clown. 1.3390 0.05412 118 85 26 7
1509 Well, that explains your "clown car's" conservative mileage" 1.3390 0.05674 118 87 22 9
1510 I see the problem. It's the clowns from the Senate trying to escape again. 1.3390 0.05800 118 88 20 10
1511 Family reunions; I never fit in. 1.3390 0.05277 118 84 28 6
1512 We'll have your Earl changed in a jiffy! 1.3390 0.05138 118 83 30 5
1513 There's your problem, corporate interference. 1.3390 0.05138 118 83 30 5
1514 That's a common problem with the Toyota Clownolla 1.3390 0.05544 118 86 24 8
1515 You're in luck. There's a recall on this. 1.3390 0.05412 118 85 26 7
1516 Here's why it's pulling to the right. 1.3390 0.05138 118 83 30 5
1517 Here's the problem. You didn't use original parts. 1.3390 0.05277 118 84 28 6
1518 You wouldn't believe where we stashed the elephant! 1.3390 0.05544 118 86 24 8
1519 I can supply the wig and nose. But I can't make him funny. 1.3390 0.05412 118 85 26 7
1520 Well, this little guy right here, he looks serious. 1.3390 0.05277 118 84 28 6
1521 Sure, it’ll get you there but it’s no match for a genuine part. 1.3388 0.04917 121 84 33 4
1522 Uh-oh! It looks serious. 1.3388 0.05190 121 86 29 6
1523 I brought it in for a new Bozo, not some clown from accounting! 1.3388 0.05449 121 88 25 8
1524 Now I understand why your “timing” is off! 1.3388 0.05190 121 86 29 6
1525 Unfortunately, it IS serious. 1.3388 0.05321 121 87 27 7
1526 There’s your problem, aftermarket not that funny. 1.3388 0.05055 121 85 31 5
1527 We call it engineering diversity. Makes the vehicle run smoother. 1.3388 0.05449 121 88 25 8
1528 Looks like an issue with your clown-a-lytic converter. 1.3388 0.05190 121 86 29 6
1529 Well there you go, you can fit seven Bill Barrs in a clown car. 1.3388 0.05449 121 88 25 8
1530 I see you bought the executive model. 1.3388 0.05696 121 90 21 10
1531 Not good at all. You have an IRS agent in cylinder three! 1.3388 0.05696 121 90 21 10
1532 Sir, I must ask you to step out so I can see if this one fits. 1.3388 0.05574 121 89 23 9
1533 Who was the clown that did your last fix? 1.3388 0.05321 121 87 27 7
1534 It's a clown car. What's he doing in there? 1.3388 0.05321 121 87 27 7
1535 There's the problem. Low smileage. 1.3388 0.05055 121 85 31 5
1536 Sir, you're going to have to get out of his seat. 1.3388 0.05449 121 88 25 8
1537 Looks like you've got three live wires and a really boring one. 1.3388 0.05574 121 89 23 9
1538 MY GOD—It’s serious. 1.3388 0.05190 121 86 29 6
1539 There's your problem. A lawyer. 1.3388 0.05449 121 88 25 8
1540 Well, that right there is why your engine doesn't sound funny. 1.3388 0.05449 121 88 25 8
1541 Looks like your clown car has developed a Republican Assclown. It will need to be removed immediately. 1.3388 0.05449 121 88 25 8
1542 To get the best performance, always use genuine clown parts" 1.3388 0.05321 121 87 27 7
1543 Here's the funny thing about what it's going to take to fix. 1.3388 0.05696 121 90 21 10
1544 Next time, use original manufacturer parts. 1.3388 0.05190 121 86 29 6
1545 I found what was making that unfunny sound. 1.3388 0.05449 121 88 25 8
1546 Y’all headed to the @gop convention I take it? 1.3387 0.05233 124 89 28 7
1547 You’re low on greasepaint 1.3387 0.05107 124 88 30 6
1548 He’s adopted 1.3387 0.05357 124 90 26 8
1549 One of these clowns works in The White House. 1.3387 0.05597 124 92 22 10
1550 I see the problem. With this Trump clown, your nation-wagon is no longer operating on all four cylinders. 1.3387 0.05478 124 91 24 9
1551 Ah, here’s your problem. It’s Kevin.... he’s ruining the timing. 1.3387 0.05233 124 89 28 7
1552 Obviously, Mack, Jiffy Clown screwed ya. 1.3387 0.05478 124 91 24 9
1553 Joey?... joining the circus is not going to make accounting any more fun. 1.3387 0.05233 124 89 28 7
1554 One of you clowns has a loose belt. 1.3387 0.05233 124 89 28 7
1555 Your problem here is a deadpan battery. 1.3387 0.05357 124 90 26 8
1556 It's the fan again. 1.3387 0.05233 124 89 28 7
1557 Never try to replace a circus clown with an office clown. It'll just slow everything down. 1.3387 0.04977 124 87 32 5
1558 Mr. BARR, pppllease, that is bono's seat. 1.3387 0.05597 124 92 22 10
1559 Well,here's your problem. One of your clowns is a dud. 1.3387 0.05233 124 89 28 7
1560 There's the problem: your last mechanic didn't use factory parts. 1.3387 0.05233 124 89 28 7
1561 Stop clowning around, Phil, and get back to work. 1.3387 0.05597 124 92 22 10
1562 I see the problem here, and it's no laughing matter. 1.3387 0.05357 124 90 26 8
1563 What's Bill Barr doing in there? 1.3387 0.05826 124 94 18 12
1564 That's the trunk. The engine's in the rear. 1.3387 0.05233 124 89 28 7
1565 I don’t know how to tune up a hybrid. 1.3387 0.05478 124 91 24 9
1566 The problem is, when you use non-certified parts, it voids the warranty. 1.3387 0.05107 124 88 30 6
1567 There’s always one funny guy 1.3387 0.05357 124 90 26 8
1568 Another four - with six or eight under the hood you get a lot more laughs. 1.3387 0.05107 124 88 30 6
1569 You're right, something doesn't sound funny in there 1.3387 0.05357 124 90 26 8
1570 Yep, I see it all the time. Using generic, non humorous parts just to save a Buck. 1.3387 0.05357 124 90 26 8
1571 The fun factor will go down a bit, but it should be much more reliable now that we’ve replaced one of the clowns with an accountant. 1.3387 0.05597 124 92 22 10
1572 That's a regular clown and this vehicle needs premium 1.3387 0.05597 124 92 22 10
1573 And it was making a funny noise you say? 1.3387 0.04706 124 90 30 4
1574 Everytime I stop there’s no explosion and the doors don’t fall off. 1.3387 0.05357 124 90 26 8
1575 This is serious. 1.3387 0.05597 124 92 22 10
1576 Oh...wow...I thought it was the automater, but it looks like it is the accountant. 1.3387 0.05478 124 91 24 9
1577 I heard something funny coming from the engine.” 1.3387 0.05357 124 90 26 8
1578 No wonder it’s running rough. The front cylinder is misaligned. 1.3387 0.05357 124 90 26 8
1579 Here's where the funny sound isn't coming from. 1.3387 0.05233 124 89 28 7
1580 It's just been acting funny lately 1.3387 0.04706 124 89 30 5
1581 These clowns couldn't fix it either. 1.3387 0.05357 124 90 26 8
1582 Yeah, I knew there was something not funny going on... 1.3387 0.05107 124 88 30 6
1583 We'll need to replace the square with another bozo. 1.3387 0.05597 124 92 22 10
1584 Your right — there’s definitely something funny in the engine. 1.3387 0.05478 124 91 24 9
1585 This won't be cheap. Your clown converter is failing. 1.3387 0.05597 124 92 22 10
1586 Face paint and nose I can do no problem, but the wig's gonna cost ya. 1.3387 0.05597 124 92 22 10
1587 But he’s the only one who pedals. 1.3387 0.05107 124 88 30 6
1588 Come on Jerry, this isn't funny. 1.3387 0.05597 124 92 22 10
1589 I’m sorry, Mr. Musk, but we can’t service electric clown cars. 1.3387 0.05357 124 90 26 8
1590 As you can see, that part really needs to get changed. 1.3387 0.05357 124 90 26 8
1591 I think it’s something serious. 1.3387 0.05357 124 90 26 8
1592 It was ALMOST one too many clowns. 1.3387 0.05357 124 90 26 8
1593 Well, I think if we get this little guy some big red shoes you'll be on your way 1.3387 0.05357 124 90 26 8
1594 It must be a government vehicle. 1.3387 0.05478 124 91 24 9
1595 You sure don’t see too many of these any more 1.3387 0.05357 124 90 26 8
1596 I’m afraid I’ll have to remove the accountant. 1.3387 0.05357 124 90 26 8
1597 I found your problem, you have a former White House Press Secretary under the hood. 1.3387 0.05357 124 90 26 8
1598 So that’s why it isn’t making a funny sound 1.3387 0.05478 124 91 24 9
1599 We're going to have to replace the wiring. You have a short circus. 1.3387 0.05233 124 89 28 7
1600 One of your cycles is bad. This is a four-joke engine. 1.3387 0.04977 124 87 32 5
1601 I see the problem - your nerd is acting up! 1.3387 0.05233 124 89 28 7
1602 I see why one of your clowns timing is off--he's a standup! 1.3387 0.05826 124 94 18 12
1603 There's a timing problem with your straight man. 1.3387 0.05357 124 90 26 8
1604 I think I found that not-so-funny noise. 1.3387 0.05478 124 91 24 9
1605 So you say it has been running a little unfunny? 1.3387 0.05107 124 88 30 6
1606 I think I see the problem...non factory parts!! 1.3387 0.05233 124 89 28 7
1607 Looks like you need to clear the auditor from the punch line 1.3387 0.05357 124 90 26 8
1608 We were on the highway when his rubber nose and wig blew off. 1.3387 0.05357 124 90 26 8
1609 You’re only firing on three cylinders. That one needs replacing. 1.3387 0.05357 124 90 26 8
1610 I'll give you $50 not to check the trunk. 1.3387 0.05107 124 88 30 6
1611 Please tell us we made it to Canada. 1.3387 0.05357 124 90 26 8
1612 What do you mean the engine's acting funny? 1.3387 0.05107 124 88 30 6
1613 Where’d you get this bozo? 1.3387 0.05597 124 92 22 10
1614 I can get you a loaner unicycle. 1.3387 0.05233 124 89 28 7
1615 The user's manual specifically says it: No substitutes. 1.3387 0.05713 124 93 20 11
1616 Worked a whole lot better in a telephone booth. 1.3387 0.05478 124 91 24 9
1617 Whoever worked on this last was a real comedian. 1.3363 0.05123 113 79 30 4
1618 This is why I don't work on American cars anymore 1.3363 0.05123 113 79 30 4
1619 It’s Jokers to the right. 1.3363 0.05123 113 79 30 4
1620 We think maybe our comedic timing belt is slightly off..... 1.3363 0.05275 113 80 28 5
1621 No wonder it didn't sound funny. 1.3363 0.05567 113 82 24 7
1622 Well, I think we’ve discovered what was making the funny noise. 1.3363 0.05423 113 81 26 6
1623 I thought the engine sounded funny. 1.3363 0.05423 113 81 26 6
1624 Well Bobo, that funny business under your hood is no joke. 1.3363 0.05707 113 83 22 8
1625 Well this is awkward 1.3363 0.05423 113 81 26 6
1626 Ah, I found the problem. You have a stowaway. 1.3363 0.05707 113 83 22 8
1627 Exactly what I expected to find in the crank case. 1.3363 0.05423 113 81 26 6
1628 The way I see it, you could either get a larger car or some smaller clowns. 1.3363 0.04805 113 77 34 2
1629 Looks like you got an odd one in. 1.3363 0.05275 113 80 28 5
1630 A little greasepaint and I’ll have it up and funny in no time. 1.3363 0.05707 113 83 22 8
1631 That’s NOT what four on the floor means! 1.3363 0.05423 113 81 26 6
1632 Next time maybe you'll listen when I tell you not to use non-factory replacements 1.3363 0.05423 113 81 26 6
1633 When did you first notice that the car was acting funny? 1.3363 0.05423 113 81 26 6
1634 Your comic timing belt needs to be replaced. 1.3363 0.05275 113 80 28 5
1635 Here's your problem. There's a WASP in your radiator. 1.3363 0.05275 113 82 25 6
1636 You were right. There *is* something serious going on... 1.3363 0.05567 113 82 24 7
1637 Looks like a problem with your crank. 1.3363 0.05423 113 81 26 6
1638 I'm sorry, your extended warranty does not cover bad knock-knock jokes. 1.3363 0.05567 113 82 24 7
1639 That's your problem, all right. I'm afraid it's serious. 1.3363 0.05707 113 83 22 8
1640 I've spotted something that appears to be serious in your engine, Mr. McDonald. 1.3363 0.05978 113 85 18 10
1641 Looks like we found the one not making funny noises. 1.3363 0.05844 113 84 20 9
1642 Found the source of the not-funny sound your car was making. 1.3363 0.04967 113 78 32 3
1643 Your 4th Clown is misfiring 1.3363 0.05844 113 84 20 9
1644 He showed up after the warranty expired. 1.3363 0.05275 113 80 28 5
1645 I'm sorry to tell have to you this Mr. Giggles, but it looks serious. 1.3363 0.05423 113 81 26 6
1646 Alright, which one of you is making the rattling noise?" 1.3363 0.05423 113 81 26 6
1647 This one needs to be aligned. 1.3363 0.05423 113 81 26 6
1648 I could slap some makeup and a wig on him, but it's going to cost you... 1.3363 0.05423 113 81 26 6
1649 That's your problem, you have a civilian in your 4 clown power propulsion system. 1.3363 0.05567 113 82 24 7
1650 Yup, there it is, three OEM clowns and one aftermarket stiff. 1.3363 0.05123 113 79 30 4
1651 Yep, it’s going to cost a lot of money. You’ve got a serious problem here. 1.3363 0.05275 113 80 28 5
1652 Look, here's why it doesn't make that funny sound. 1.3363 0.05423 113 81 26 6
1653 That'll be $80 for the tune-up and $25 to rotate the clowns 1.3363 0.05275 113 80 28 5
1654 This one lets the car run on regular. 1.3363 0.05423 113 81 26 6
1655 I gotta suspect one of these clowns has gone bad. 1.3363 0.05707 113 83 22 8
1656 I guess that explains the funny noise 1.3363 0.05275 113 80 28 5
1657 Well, Sir, you still have a majority in the clown car. 1.3363 0.05567 113 82 24 7
1658 Well, Pickles, I think we can finally use that hilariously oversized wrench. 1.3363 0.05423 113 81 26 6
1659 No wonder it won't run, the accountant is soaking up all the frission. 1.3363 0.05707 113 83 22 8
1660 This is a seriousness problem. 1.3363 0.05567 113 82 24 7
1661 Yep...seeing a lot of issues with these clown-accountant hybrids. 1.3363 0.05567 113 82 24 7
1662 Gentlemen, what kind of fool do you take me for? 1.3363 0.05123 113 79 30 4
1663 He must be a former Trump appointee. 1.3363 0.05707 113 83 22 8
1664 I'm sorry, sir, but the manufacturer's warranty required the use of factory parts, only. 1.3363 0.05123 113 79 30 4
1665 I see it's equipt with four on the floor 1.3363 0.05844 113 84 20 9
1666 That right there is the reason for the knock-knock under the hood. 1.3363 0.05567 113 82 24 7
1667 Aha! Something isn’t funny under the hood! 1.3363 0.05707 113 83 22 8
1668 Yup there’s the problem. It looks like your timing is off. 1.3363 0.05123 113 79 30 4
1669 I'd say the likely problem is that your timing is off. 1.3363 0.04967 113 78 32 3
1670 Looks like that one's not a factory part 1.3363 0.05123 113 79 30 4
1671 The problem is the guy with the tie, he’s not an approved clown car component. 1.3363 0.05423 113 81 26 6
1672 It appears one of your cylinders is no longer performing 1.3363 0.05567 113 82 24 7
1673 Which one of you clowns has been knocking? 1.3363 0.05275 113 80 28 5
1674 Unconventional, but it will keep good track of your mileage. 1.3363 0.05123 113 79 30 4
1675 Hey Bozo- get outta the car! 1.3363 0.05707 113 83 22 8
1676 Yeah. This could be something serious. 1.3363 0.05423 113 81 26 6
1677 Your funniness is a quart low. 1.3363 0.05423 113 81 26 6
1678 That's your problem, you have a corporate clown in there. 1.3363 0.05423 113 81 26 6
1679 Yep. Two more Republicans can fit up here. 1.3363 0.05707 113 83 22 8
1680 George just seems to have his heart set on running off with the circus. 1.3363 0.05567 113 82 24 7
1681 I think I have found the problem sir. One of the front plugs has no sparkle. 1.3363 0.05567 113 82 24 7
1682 Well, that explains why it's making an unfunny sound. 1.3363 0.05423 113 81 26 6
1683 Well I haven’t worked on one of these babies in a while, but I think I may see the problem... 1.3363 0.05275 113 80 28 5
1684 This one looks normal—which I think is the problem. 1.3363 0.04967 113 78 32 3
1685 You’ve run out of seltzer 1.3363 0.05423 113 81 26 6
1686 Sometimes it looks like a Genuine Clown Replacement Part™️ but it’s really only a Twerp or a Ninny. 1.3363 0.05707 113 83 22 8
1687 Unfortunately, replacing the CPA isn’t covered by your warranty 1.3363 0.05567 113 82 24 7
1688 When I give you the estimate, you'll be crying on the inside. 1.3363 0.05123 113 79 30 4
1689 I think I see what's affecting your performance. 1.3363 0.05275 113 80 28 5
1690 Clearly you have a clown infestation. 1.3363 0.05567 113 82 24 7
1691 Looks like one of your four cylinders is a mis-fit! 1.3363 0.05423 113 81 26 6
1692 It appears you have a serious problem. 1.3363 0.05275 113 80 28 5
1693 I don't know, I heard a funny sound . 1.3363 0.05423 113 81 26 6
1694 That may be the un-funny noise in the engine. 1.3363 0.05423 113 81 26 6
1695 I’m assuming the engine is in the back. 1.3363 0.05567 113 82 24 7
1696 It's the one in the glasses who isn't pedaling. 1.3363 0.05275 113 80 28 5
1697 No wonder it won't go. Your front left just tells Dad jokes. 1.3363 0.05567 113 82 24 7
1698 I work on automatic transmissions. This one's got four on the floor. 1.3363 0.05275 113 80 28 5
1699 I'm afraid your problem is a blown head gasket. 1.3363 0.04805 113 77 34 2
1700 Well, we found the source of that unfunny noise. 1.3363 0.05567 113 82 24 7
1701 I think your intern is acting up. 1.3363 0.04805 113 77 34 2
1702 There's your problem: head bozo sprung a geek. 1.3363 0.05567 113 82 24 7
1703 I see. You seem to have a 'serious' problem. 1.3363 0.05275 113 80 28 5
1704 This isn't funny. You've got an accountant clogging your carburetor. 1.3363 0.05423 113 81 26 6
1705 There's your problem right there. You can't move forward with a politician under the hood. 1.3363 0.05707 113 83 22 8
1706 The car was running a little funny? We figured it out. 1.3361 0.05021 122 86 31 5
1707 Mr. Trump, the last of your supporters have arrived 1.3361 0.05656 122 91 21 10
1708 I thought you said this was a smart car, 1.3361 0.05411 122 89 25 8
1709 Well, that explains it. 1.3361 0.05656 122 91 21 10
1710 I see your problem. You are running on mixed metaphors. 1.3361 0.05284 122 88 27 7
1711 There's the problem. Someone replaced your radiator with an accountant. 1.3361 0.05535 122 90 23 9
1712 We need to send in a clown. 1.3361 0.05411 122 89 25 8
1713 There is no way I can fix this without some makeup. 1.3361 0.05411 122 89 25 8
1714 Sorry sir, this is a pro-trump car. 1.3361 0.05774 122 92 19 11
1715 I don’t know, one of the just started acting normally. 1.3361 0.05656 122 91 21 10
1716 My professional disgnosis: ONE dead-beat cylinder. 1.3361 0.05411 122 89 25 8
1717 Every family has that odd one that no one talks about. 1.3361 0.05155 122 87 29 6
1718 Stop clowning around where did you put the engine! 1.3361 0.05155 122 87 29 6
1719 That’s the risk you take in buying a hybrid. 1.3361 0.05155 122 87 29 6
1720 You’re my first post-modern clown... 1.3361 0.05284 122 88 27 7
1721 Most of the issues I see with this car are not serious.” 1.3361 0.05284 122 88 27 7
1722 That's what I thought. Bad engine head. 1.3361 0.05411 122 89 25 8
1723 I knew there was something funny about the motor. 1.3361 0.05155 122 87 29 6
1724 Your dipstick is very dry 1.3361 0.05411 122 89 25 8
1725 Yes, you are one Bozo short 1.3361 0.05774 122 92 19 11
1726 Yup, your car has engineer trouble. 1.3361 0.05284 122 88 27 7
1727 It’s Bring Your Insurance Adjuster to Work Day. 1.3361 0.05535 122 90 23 9
1728 Welcome to the Trump rally 1.3333 0.05424 108 77 26 5
1729 Well you can’t add a middle manager and expect things to run smoothly. 1.3333 0.05012 111 77 31 3
1730 Fix it quickly - we’ve got a country to run! 1.3333 0.05581 108 78 24 6
1731 Oh, three clowns and one undecided 1.3333 0.05424 108 77 26 5
1732 It’s been making a funny sound when I press on the gas. 1.3333 0.05771 111 82 21 8
1733 Hey, clowns can be president too! 1.3333 0.06445 108 84 12 12
1734 See what I mean? I think one of the heads isn’t cracked. 1.3333 0.05336 120 87 26 7
1735 Well there’s your problem! That front left one’s a bit too stiff! 1.3333 0.05095 108 75 30 3
1736 I think I’ve found your problem. That one with a tie is a Democrat. 1.3333 0.05734 108 79 22 7
1737 Well there’s your problem. Cliff isn’t funny. 1.3333 0.05771 111 82 21 8
1738 The best I can do is a spare lawyer 1.3333 0.05480 111 80 25 6
1739 Looks serious. 1.3333 0.05734 108 79 22 7
1740 Somebody always doesn’t get the memo. 1.3333 0.05480 111 80 25 6
1741 Sorry for the confusion, we had you down for the CROWN Victoria today... 1.3333 0.05883 108 80 20 8
1742 There's your problem. The clown wearing the tie. 1.3333 0.06029 108 81 18 9
1743 You’re right, It does sound funny. 1.3333 0.05328 111 79 27 5
1744 They’re on their way to the West Wing. 1.3333 0.05734 108 79 22 7
1745 Hybrids never give you great performance. 1.3333 0.05328 111 79 27 5
1746 Can you fix IT? 1.3333 0.05883 108 80 20 8
1747 It's a rental. 1.3333 0.05466 120 88 24 8
1748 Congress decided to carpool. 1.3333 0.05627 111 81 23 7
1749 I see your problem already. You got a real bozo where the regular Bozo should be. 1.3333 0.05734 108 79 22 7
1750 One of your cylinders is not performing! 1.3333 0.04783 120 86 30 4
1751 I see the problem now, you're down a clown. 1.3333 0.05480 111 80 25 6
1752 I thought something sounded funny! 1.3333 0.05480 111 80 25 6
1753 Looks pretty serious to me. 1.3333 0.05383 114 82 26 6
1754 Oh, this clown is going to need to be replaced. 1.3333 0.05328 111 79 27 5
1755 Sure, I can fix it, but this guy here voids the clown car warranty. 1.3333 0.05771 111 82 21 8
1756 Working on a hybrid can be tricky 1.3333 0.04845 111 76 33 2
1757 I think I've found the problem. This one's not OEM. 1.3333 0.05734 108 79 22 7
1758 Well see, here's your problem. That guy is throwing your timing off. 1.3333 0.05262 108 76 28 4
1759 Nice honkers. 1.3333 0.05328 111 79 27 5
1760 Isn't it rich? 1.3333 0.05581 108 78 24 6
1761 The spare always looks a little funny. 1.3333 0.05012 111 77 31 3
1762 We get it, you don't like your job. But give the clown his seat back, Fred. 1.3333 0.05429 117 85 25 7
1763 Looks funny. We’ll need to run a diagnostic test. 1.3333 0.05262 108 76 28 4
1764 Which one of you is Elon? 1.3333 0.05172 111 78 29 4
1765 Sorry, they all have to be clowns to get the discount. 1.3333 0.05771 111 82 21 8
1766 Ah, there's your problem, see? Aftermarket parts don't always fit in. 1.3333 0.05627 111 81 23 7
1767 Your right-front cylinder is nothing to laugh about. 1.3333 0.05883 108 80 20 8
1768 It seems that someone has slipped in an unauthorised part. 1.3333 0.05172 111 78 29 4
1769 I see what the problem is. 25% of your engine has developed an actual sense of humor. 1.3333 0.05480 111 80 25 6
1770 So,you're hearing an odd sound from under the hood.. 1.3333 0.04922 108 74 32 2
1771 When 's the last time you changed your husband? 1.3333 0.05262 108 76 28 4
1772 Here’s the problem. One of your spark plugs is a dud. 1.3333 0.05480 111 80 25 6
1773 I’m sorry. I just find accountants scary. 1.3333 0.05328 111 79 27 5
1774 Your right wing nut’s out of place 1.3333 0.05424 108 77 26 5
1775 What ya got here is a part that doesn't fit, Mr. President 1.3333 0.05883 108 80 20 8
1776 He's taking us to the White House to replace the other clowns that make his administration run. 1.3333 0.05593 120 89 22 9
1777 I think your clown car is only firing on 3 cylinders.... 1.3333 0.05883 108 80 20 8
1778 It seems like one of your clowns is not up to speed! 1.3333 0.05336 120 87 26 7
1779 You really shouldn't be using aftermarket parts. 1.3333 0.05012 111 77 31 3
1780 Here's why it smells funny. You added "regular". 1.3333 0.05593 120 89 22 9
1781 Well, Mr. Barr, I guess you do qualify as a clown. 1.3333 0.05883 108 80 20 8
1782 Is this a hybrid? 1.3333 0.04927 120 84 32 4
1783 How did this BOZO get in there? 1.3333 0.05883 108 80 20 8
1784 Thanks for letting me look under the hood. I've never seen the workings of a Tesla. 1.3333 0.05771 111 82 21 8
1785 Look like your left front clown has sold out. 1.3333 0.05911 111 83 19 9
1786 Nothing personal, but your mechanic is a Bozo. 1.3333 0.04922 108 74 32 2
1787 I see the problem. That cylinder head - it’s serious. 1.3333 0.05248 123 89 27 7
1788 We can remove the accountant but it will require that we replace all the seltzer water dispensers. Big job. 1.3333 0.05771 111 82 21 8
1789 That's where the un-funny noise is coming from. 1.3333 0.05480 111 80 25 6
1790 On your way to the White House? 1.3333 0.05627 111 81 23 7
1791 Yes, you made it look funny, but you didn’t make it sound funny. 1.3333 0.05172 111 80 26 5
1792 Exactly when did it stop sounding funny? 1.3333 0.05480 111 80 25 6
1793 I’m afraid the problem looks serious. 1.3333 0.05262 108 76 28 4
1794 I see we have a serious problem. 1.3333 0.05734 108 79 22 7
1795 All right the jokes over. Get out of the car Mr. Barr. 1.3333 0.05480 111 80 25 6
1796 Now I know it's not Pennywise himself, but Bob from I.T. should work fine as a replacement. 1.3333 0.05480 111 80 25 6
1797 You have to change them every 5000 miles 1.3333 0.05480 111 80 25 6
1798 I see your trouble now, one clown needs firing. 1.3333 0.05771 111 82 21 8
1799 something is wrong, we're not getting enough miles per clown. 1.3333 0.05771 111 82 21 8
1800 We're Trump delegates. Can you get us back on the road to the Republican convention? 1.3333 0.05627 111 81 23 7
1801 All I could find was generic parts. 1.3333 0.04922 108 74 32 2
1802 You have a blown clown 1.3333 0.06048 111 84 17 10
1803 Well there's the problem. One of your cylinder heads is a complete square. 1.3333 0.05911 111 83 19 9
1804 We are going to have to replace the one that’s gone nerd 1.3333 0.05204 120 86 28 6
1805 You were expecting a straight four engine? 1.3333 0.05480 111 80 25 6
1806 Here's why your engine doesn't sound as funny... 1.3333 0.05328 111 79 27 5
1807 You realize you void the warranty when you try to fix it yourself, right? 1.3333 0.05067 120 85 30 5
1808 Who put this clown in the clown car? 1.3333 0.05172 111 78 29 4
1809 These after-market parts never really fit in. 1.3333 0.05095 108 75 30 3
1810 You paid Barnum how much for this? 1.3333 0.05911 111 83 19 9
1811 We see this a lot in clown cars. 1.3333 0.05627 111 81 23 7
1812 Found your problem. You had the wrong part installed. We remove the average guy, replace him with a clown, and your back in the show. 1.3333 0.05581 108 78 24 6
1813 He's funny, just not "Ha, ha" funny. 1.3333 0.05172 111 78 29 4
1814 ...it’s nothing a little bit of grease paint won’t fix. 1.3333 0.05480 111 80 25 6
1815 There shouldn't be any issues. White house staff members are considered clowns now. 1.3333 0.05734 108 79 22 7
1816 The suspension looks normal but everything else seems a little funny. 1.3333 0.05204 120 86 28 6
1817 I heard about this family on Car Talk. 1.3333 0.05328 111 79 27 5
1818 Your problem is cylinder one and it's not funny. 1.3333 0.05581 108 78 24 6
1819 Here's your problem....you've got an accountant. 1.3333 0.05734 108 79 22 7
1820 No wonder the engine sounds funny. 1.3333 0.05581 108 78 24 6
1821 I see the problem. Your car's governor is too restrictive. 1.3333 0.05336 120 87 26 7
1822 Political Clowns only work in Town Cars, and not Clown Cars 1.3333 0.05328 111 79 27 5
1823 Oh, yeah...what you got here is a defective cylinder head. 1.3333 0.05328 111 79 27 5
1824 Son, this is not the way to run off and join the circus. 1.3333 0.05172 111 80 26 5
1825 This problem tends to happen with Volkswagens. 1.3333 0.05328 111 79 27 5
1826 Right there's the reason for the recall. 1.3333 0.05424 108 77 26 5
1827 Well, now we know the unfunny sound you've been hearing. 1.3333 0.05172 111 78 29 4
1828 You're asking me which one of these clowns is the Times media columnist? 1.3304 0.05888 115 87 18 10
1829 I always suspected bureaucrats of clowning around. This proves it. 1.3304 0.05622 115 85 22 8
1830 I don't know what kind of clown you had working on this car, but he replaced the solenoid with a humanoid. 1.3304 0.05344 115 83 26 6
1831 I don't want to be an accountant dad, I have new friends and I'm going to be a costumed physical comedian. 1.3304 0.05888 115 87 18 10
1832 Never worked on a clown car before. Is this a Trump Administration vehicle? 1.3304 0.05757 115 86 20 9
1833 Sorry pal, but this definitely invalidates your warranty 1.3304 0.05135 112 79 29 4
1834 You have four problems here, and one of them is not funny at all 1.3304 0.05585 112 82 23 7
1835 Well, I found the problem 1.3304 0.04976 112 78 31 3
1836 I'm getting too old for this 1.3304 0.05289 112 80 27 5
1837 I’m not certified to repair hybrids” 1.3304 0.05439 112 81 25 6
1838 I think I see your problem, but it's going to cost you. 1.3304 0.04976 112 80 28 4
1839 And it's been running like this for 3 years you say? 1.3304 0.05727 112 83 21 8
1840 Oh, Congress in recess for the summer already? 1.3304 0.05727 112 83 21 8
1841 It looks like you’re one clown down. Fill ‘er up? 1.3304 0.04976 112 78 31 3
1842 Quickly, get me the jaws of laughter 1.3304 0.05585 112 82 23 7
1843 Are you sure it makes a giggling sound when it runs 1.3304 0.05289 112 80 27 5
1844 As I suspected, it’s Carl here that’s been making that unfunny noise. 1.3304 0.05289 112 80 27 5
1845 Whoa! Somebody stuck a Mormon in your car. 1.3304 0.05585 112 82 23 7
1846 How did our accountant get in here? 1.3304 0.05135 112 79 29 4
1847 Funny, it didn't look like a smart car until we opened the hood. 1.3304 0.05439 112 81 25 6
1848 They should rest their feet for a few days and then you should be good to go. 1.3304 0.05289 112 80 27 5
1849 Here’s your problem. You can’t put a nerd in a clown car. 1.3304 0.05585 112 82 23 7
1850 You're kidding me. 1.3304 0.05727 112 83 21 8
1851 Yep, just as I thought. You've got a faulty header! 1.3304 0.05289 112 80 27 5
1852 Well I get freaked out by auto mechanics , but I don't let it interfere with my job! 1.3304 0.05585 112 82 23 7
1853 Uh-oh! Using aftermarket parts voids your warranty! 1.3304 0.05135 112 79 29 4
1854 Oh yeah, definitely the head gasket. 1.3304 0.05289 112 80 27 5
1855 Don't mind me, I'm just auditing the class. 1.3304 0.05439 112 81 25 6
1856 I see the problem. You used a generic replacement. 1.3304 0.05289 112 80 27 5
1857 Here’s the problem. You’ve got a corporate clown in there corrupting your car. 1.3304 0.05585 112 82 23 7
1858 Here's y'er problem! Someone replaced a Clown with this Joker! 1.3304 0.05727 112 83 21 8
1859 Looks like your CPA is on the fritz again. 1.3304 0.05289 112 80 27 5
1860 I'll send out the clowns. 1.3304 0.05439 112 81 25 6
1861 I can fix cars that make a funny noise. This, I don't know. 1.3304 0.04976 112 78 31 3
1862 I'm afraid the problem is rather serious after all. 1.3304 0.05727 112 83 21 8
1863 I thought I heard something funny going on in the engine. 1.3304 0.05289 112 80 27 5
1864 I think I can tell which part of your engine underperforming. 1.3304 0.05585 112 82 23 7
1865 John, get back into the office and stop clowning around. 1.3304 0.05585 112 82 23 7
1866 Well, there's your problem; you've got an expert in there. 1.3304 0.05289 112 80 27 5
1867 Those supposed "performance upgrades" so often cause problems... 1.3304 0.05439 112 81 25 6
1868 Just as I expected... the one making that awful noise is the Republican. 1.3304 0.05727 112 83 21 8
1869 I think I found the funny noise. 1.3304 0.04811 112 77 33 2
1870 One of your head gaskets is blown. 1.3304 0.05439 112 81 25 6
1871 You could ignore it, but the front looks serious. 1.3304 0.05439 112 81 25 6
1872 Well Senator, I think I see your problem. 1.3304 0.05289 112 80 27 5
1873 Well I think I see what's causing the unfunny sound 1.3304 0.05727 112 83 21 8
1874 The trouble is you're not running on all clowns. 1.3304 0.05289 112 80 27 5
1875 Sure. I can get you fixed quick enough to get you to the White House by noon. 1.3304 0.05866 112 84 19 9
1876 There's your problem--you have an engineer in your clown car. 1.3304 0.05727 112 83 21 8
1877 At least this isn't completely insane. 1.3304 0.05439 112 81 25 6
1878 I hate to say this Mr. Bozo, but your engine maintenance is a joke. 1.3304 0.05439 112 81 25 6
1879 I thought something sounded a little unfunny in there. 1.3304 0.05439 112 81 25 6
1880 Is this where the funny noise was coming from? 1.3304 0.05135 112 79 29 4
1881 He's there to keep track of the milage. 1.3304 0.05439 112 81 25 6
1882 There's nothing wrong with the engine that some confetti can't fix. 1.3304 0.05727 112 83 21 8
1883 I'm sorry but putting an accountant in a clown car voids the warranty. 1.3298 0.05933 94 68 21 5
1884 Sir, I’m going to need you to step out of the vehicle... 1.3276 0.05581 116 86 22 8
1885 So will we make it to the Republican Convention in time? 1.3276 0.05844 116 88 18 10
1886 We have a bigger problem …if the clowns are in your car, who’s running the government? 1.3276 0.05714 116 87 20 9
1887 I'll call the White House and see if they'll take him. 1.3276 0.05306 116 84 26 6
1888 It looks like you need a new regulator. 1.3276 0.05445 116 85 24 7
1889 You have a serious problem here! 1.3276 0.05445 116 85 24 7
1890 I see the problem. It’s your consultant. 1.3276 0.05306 116 84 26 6
1891 Why did you bring your accountant? 1.3276 0.04545 116 84 30 2
1892 Ok everyone, this is Ted. He’s going to be your new camshaft. 1.3276 0.05162 116 83 28 5
1893 I don't think he's funny either. 1.3276 0.05445 116 85 24 7
1894 Accountants are always going to inhibit your performance. 1.3276 0.05306 116 84 26 6
1895 Some clown forgot to dress the cylinder head. 1.3276 0.05306 116 84 26 6
1896 What are you, some kind of a clown? 1.3276 0.05162 116 83 28 5
1897 Your problem seems to be serious... 1.3276 0.05445 116 85 24 7
1898 Something is off with your comedic timing belt. 1.3276 0.04707 116 80 34 2
1899 And they told you it was a 'suitable replacement part'? 1.3276 0.05581 116 86 22 8
1900 This is the 4 clown model, but it looks like you’re running on 3 clowns and 1 accountant. I think that’s your problem. 1.3274 0.05250 113 81 27 5
1901 Been acting funny? Yea, I see the problem. You have a missing rubber nose, driver's side front. 1.3274 0.05250 113 81 27 5
1902 Joe, on behalf of the entire administration here, I'd like to thank you for accepting the position of Defense Secretary on such short notice. Now if you'll come with us. 1.3274 0.05543 113 83 23 7
1903 So this is where the GOP has been hiding. 1.3273 0.05646 110 81 22 7
1904 We decided to follow our passion after getting defunded. 1.3273 0.05342 110 79 26 5
1905 Ah, looks like you’ve got a serious problem under the hood 1.3273 0.05342 110 79 26 5
1906 It's good you came in, it looks serious. 1.3273 0.05342 110 79 26 5
1907 I think I've found what's been making those un-funny noises. 1.3273 0.05496 110 80 24 6
1908 He says it was either another forty years of spreadsheets or running off to join the circus. 1.3273 0.05792 110 82 20 8
1909 Oh, there’s the problem right there, and no, it’s not a joke. 1.3273 0.05184 110 78 28 4
1910 I hear these hybrid models get better smileage. 1.3273 0.05496 110 80 24 6
1911 Now, there’s yer problem. Ya got only one that does the firing. 1.3273 0.05342 110 79 26 5
1912 Let's not confuse diversity with mere tokenism. 1.3273 0.05496 110 80 24 6
1913 We put Keith in front because he refuses to wear a mask. 1.3273 0.05496 110 80 24 6
1914 This should drastically minimize the funny noises. 1.3273 0.05184 110 78 28 4
1915 Unfortunately, I’ve seen this problem before, Mr. President. 1.3273 0.05934 110 83 18 9
1916 Just another white-collar worker avoiding the tolls. 1.3273 0.05342 110 79 26 5
1917 Has the engine always acted a little funny? 1.3273 0.04851 110 76 32 2
1918 See, this is why your engine is making that unfunny noise, mam. 1.3273 0.05020 110 77 30 3
1919 Where did you put the engine? 1.3273 0.05496 110 80 24 6
1920 I see the problem. You've got the Republican National Convention going on under your hood. 1.3273 0.05934 110 83 18 9
1921 I was expecting hamsters 1.3273 0.05646 110 81 22 7
1922 Looks like one head is misfiring... 1.3273 0.04851 110 76 32 2
1923 Looks like one of your cylinder's gone square. 1.3273 0.05496 110 80 24 6
1924 They work better than the squirrels did. 1.3273 0.05184 110 78 28 4
1925 I see why your car is not making a funny sound 1.3273 0.05342 110 79 26 5
1926 You said you fit all of Trumps cabinet in here? 1.3273 0.05792 110 82 20 8
1927 See now, there's your problem. No spark in the number one cylinder. 1.3273 0.05342 110 79 26 5
1928 Something's not funny here. 1.3273 0.05342 110 79 26 5
1929 I think I found the cause of that unfunny noise under the hood. 1.3273 0.05792 110 82 20 8
1930 Wow, what will Elon Musk come up with next? 1.3273 0.05496 110 80 24 6
1931 Someone stuck an after-market head in here 1.3273 0.05496 110 80 24 6
1932 There's your problem. Lucky I have a replacement right here. 1.3273 0.05342 110 79 26 5
1933 Sorry, Mr. Trump. We need to replace the entire engine, especially Mr. Barr here. 1.3273 0.05496 110 80 24 6
1934 I assume the guy in front with pockets will be paying for this? 1.3273 0.05646 110 81 22 7
1935 Who’s the clown in the tie? 1.3273 0.05342 110 79 26 5
1936 Sorry, I don't work on pedal cars. 1.3273 0.05792 110 82 20 8
1937 There’s something not funny about this. 1.3273 0.05646 110 81 22 7
1938 Looks like your front driver's side clown isn't funny anymore. 1.3273 0.05342 110 79 26 5
1939 The only cylinder firing is Kevin from HR. 1.3273 0.05646 110 81 22 7
1940 That's definitely not covered by your warranty. 1.3273 0.05342 110 79 26 5
1941 It's powered by future Trump appointees. 1.3273 0.05646 110 81 22 7
1942 There's always a lawyer gumming up the works. 1.3273 0.05342 110 79 26 5
1943 If you don't check for nerds every 40,000 chuckles, it's going to happen. 1.3273 0.05342 110 79 26 5
1944 There's your problem, you're running on only three clowns. 1.3273 0.05496 110 80 24 6
1945 'Looks like a timing problem to me' 1.3273 0.05496 110 80 24 6
1946 It looks like someone has inserted a foreign part in your spot 1.3273 0.05646 110 81 22 7
1947 It looks like your front end is out of alignment. 1.3273 0.05342 110 79 26 5
1948 I see the problem; someone here has chosen the wrong career path. 1.3273 0.05646 110 81 22 7
1949 I can offer you an upgrade to the Clown Victoria for a large feet. 1.3273 0.05342 110 79 26 5
1950 Looks like a serious problem with the engine. 1.3273 0.05342 110 79 26 5
1951 I guess 'hearing a funny sound' means something different to you. 1.3273 0.05020 110 77 30 3
1952 I would say you are currently riding on only 3 cylinders. 1.3273 0.05496 110 80 24 6
1953 In my day, we hid in the trunk 1.3273 0.05496 110 82 21 7
1954 Wow … I'll finally get to use my clown wrench. 1.3273 0.05792 110 82 20 8
1955 Like I said, I've been hearing some funny noises and some not so funny noises. 1.3273 0.05342 110 79 26 5
1956 I suspect your lack of power is because you are only hitting on three clowns. 1.3273 0.05496 110 80 24 6
1957 Looks like you have a bad head 1.3273 0.05792 110 82 20 8
1958 Looks like some Bozo has been driving this car. 1.3273 0.05496 110 80 24 6
1959 I told you to keep pedaling! 1.3273 0.05496 110 80 24 6
1960 Newt Gingrich doesn’t qualify; it has to be an actual clown. 1.3273 0.05342 110 79 26 5
1961 Here’s where the funny little noises are coming from. The other guy’s your accountant. 1.3273 0.05792 110 82 20 8
1962 I think I know what's causing that funny noise you heard. 1.3273 0.05646 110 81 22 7
1963 It sounded funny? Can you be more specific? 1.3273 0.05496 110 80 24 6
1964 So, It was making a serious sound you say? 1.3273 0.05184 110 78 28 4
1965 Hmm, looks like a bad head gasket. 1.3273 0.05496 110 80 24 6
1966 Well your Bozo appears to be working 1.3273 0.06073 110 84 16 10
1967 one cylinder is out of sorts 1.3273 0.05342 110 79 26 5
1968 It looks like you there is a problem with your fourth cylinder. 1.3273 0.05646 110 81 22 7
1969 It runs on gas. Laughing gas. 1.3273 0.05792 110 82 20 8
1970 You're only running on three rings. 1.3273 0.05646 110 81 22 7
1971 No surprise here.... 1.3273 0.05646 110 81 22 7
1972 There's your problem, you can't mix business casual in with a clown car. 1.3273 0.05342 110 79 26 5
1973 When I said I could fix it, I thought you meant the car, not the American government... 1.3273 0.05496 110 80 24 6
1974 Looks like you ran out of laughing gas. 1.3273 0.05646 110 81 22 7
1975 Aha! One of your pistons doesn't look funny. 1.3273 0.05496 110 80 24 6
1976 You say it is making funny sounds, but this here seems pretty serious 1.3273 0.05646 110 81 22 7
1977 I think we’ve found which clown put the Trump-Pence sticker on your bumper. 1.3273 0.05342 110 79 26 5
1978 Yeah, there’s something funny about this generic replacement part. 1.3273 0.05020 110 77 30 3
1979 Yep. This clown car is a really good fit for Attorney General Bill Barr: No Masks, No Social Distancing and Driven by Mahem . 1.3261 0.06577 92 70 14 8
1980 I'm sorry, sir, the corporate clown is unauthorized equipment and voids the warranty. 1.3246 0.05212 114 82 27 5
1981 In that moment, Joe realized maybe he really didn’t know as much about cars as he thought he did. 1.3243 0.05747 111 83 20 8
1982 You see your trouble is your engine’s bipartisan. I don’t know how to work on foreign cars. 1.3243 0.05302 111 82 23 6
1983 I feel your pain. They took over the White House and now they're everywhere... 1.3243 0.05302 111 80 26 5
1984 We've found the problem, it's the straight man, that's why fewer laughs per gallon. 1.3243 0.05454 111 81 24 6
1985 You've got a defective Pierrot. We can order a replacement from France, but I gotta say, it's gonna cost ya. 1.3243 0.05145 111 79 28 4
1986 There's your problem. You've got one of those corporate clown replacement parts. 1.3243 0.05454 111 81 24 6
1987 I don't know. We've been having trouble getting parts since the Ringling Brothers went out of business. 1.3243 0.05145 111 79 28 4
1988 I can give you 100 bucks for the car, 10 bucks each for the clowns, but I’m afraid I can’t do anything for the suit. 1.3241 0.05708 108 80 21 7
1989 Jerry, quit clowning around and get back to work 1.3241 0.05397 108 78 25 5
1990 Which way to Jacksonville? 1.3241 0.05708 108 80 21 7
1991 Mr. Trump said he’s ready to start the cabinet meeting now. 1.3241 0.06146 108 83 15 10
1992 I'm sorry. We don't fix hybrids. 1.3241 0.05234 108 77 27 4
1993 No, see, there's the problem: you got an office clown by mistake. 1.3241 0.05397 108 78 25 5
1994 He just doesn’t fit in. 1.3241 0.05397 108 78 25 5
1995 It’s doing the job, but it’s not doing the trick. 1.3241 0.05066 108 76 29 3
1996 What's this joker doing in here? 1.3241 0.05234 108 77 27 4
1997 My accountant is a clown too. 1.3241 0.05708 108 80 21 7
1998 The engine is acting funny. 1.3241 0.05397 108 78 25 5
1999 Okay, give it a honk for me. 1.3241 0.05397 108 78 25 5
2000 Off-brand replacement parts can affect performance. 1.3241 0.05397 108 78 25 5
2001 I can check the fluid levels on the little CPA, but I ain't touchin' the clowns. 1.3241 0.05708 108 80 21 7
2002 There's one in every class. 1.3241 0.05397 108 78 25 5
2003 Who's the clown wearing a suit and tie to the circus? 1.3241 0.05397 108 78 25 5
2004 I think we've found the problem. There's a Republican in your engine. 1.3241 0.05555 108 79 23 6
2005 That's the problem, one of your clowns is an accountant. 1.3241 0.05708 108 80 21 7
2006 Your fan needs adjusting. 1.3241 0.05234 108 77 27 4
2007 Well, there's your problem. The number two spark plug is an accountant. 1.3241 0.05066 108 76 29 3
2008 Oh, it's definitely the CPA. 1.3241 0.05555 108 79 23 6
2009 There's the problem. Corporate clowns can stop anything. 1.3241 0.05555 108 79 23 6
2010 Your alternator is a bozo. 1.3241 0.05858 108 81 19 8
2011 Yup, you see, that's where that unfunny noise is coming from. 1.3241 0.05555 108 79 23 6
2012 So was it really worth it just for the HOV lane? 1.3241 0.05234 108 77 27 4
2013 Well there’s your unfunny noise. 1.3241 0.05555 108 79 23 6
2014 OH Oh, you have a defective clown. That's gonna run into some money. 1.3241 0.05397 108 78 25 5
2015 No, Donald, you have your own clown car! This is ours. 1.3241 0.05066 108 76 29 3
2016 Only American parts fit. You’re metric. 1.3241 0.05708 108 80 21 7
2017 Here's the source of the misfire, Binky. You need 4 clowns, not 3 clowns and some accounting office cutup. 1.3241 0.05858 108 81 19 8
2018 Sir, I can only use clown approved parts in this vehicle. 1.3241 0.05397 108 78 25 5
2019 You've got to be more careful using aftermarket clowns. 1.3241 0.05397 108 78 25 5
2020 I take it the little guy up front is a Sondheim fan? 1.3241 0.06004 108 82 17 9
2021 Here's your problem. A responsible adult. 1.3241 0.05708 108 80 21 7
2022 You’ve got a very serious problem here. 1.3241 0.05234 108 77 27 4
2023 Now there’s your problem. The spark plugs are all Krusty. 1.3241 0.05708 108 80 21 7
2024 You seem to have an imposter in your carburetor. 1.3241 0.05234 108 77 27 4
2025 I think I have identified the funny noises under your hood. 1.3241 0.05858 108 81 19 8
2026 Doesn't look like you have all original equipment. 1.3241 0.05234 108 77 27 4
2027 We found the problem, but how did this clown get into your car?" 1.3241 0.05397 108 78 25 5
2028 That’s what happens when you don’t use original VW parts. 1.3241 0.05066 108 76 29 3
2029 Yeah, just like I thought, one of your clowns has gone Brad. 1.3241 0.05555 108 79 23 6
2030 So this is the new Republican-powered car. 1.3241 0.05397 108 78 25 5
2031 Just what I thought, your timing's off 1.3241 0.05397 108 78 25 5
2032 So...if I replace that last original part, I'm good? 1.3241 0.05555 108 79 23 6
2033 You’re always taking a risk with aftermarket parts... 1.3241 0.05397 108 78 25 5
2034 Ah, one of your cylinders has turned serious. 1.3241 0.05555 108 79 23 6
2035 Once I replace the guy with the glasses, you’ll be good to go. 1.3241 0.06004 108 82 17 9
2036 Unless David here puts his costume back on, the car will never start. 1.3241 0.05555 108 79 23 6
2037 Well, I think I know what’s making that not-funny sound. 1.3241 0.05234 108 77 27 4
2038 Don't worry sir, your car has nothing serious. 1.3241 0.05397 108 80 22 6
2039 Ah, I see. IT's the problem. 1.3241 0.05397 108 78 25 5
2040 Where are your masks? 1.3241 0.05555 108 79 23 6
2041 Just a quick look tells me you have a very serious problem. 1.3241 0.05234 108 77 27 4
2042 Junior? 1.3241 0.05858 108 81 19 8
2043 Ooh, this looks serious. 1.3241 0.05234 108 77 27 4
2044 We're from the hood. 1.3241 0.05708 108 80 21 7
2045 I think I know where that sound is coming from. 1.3241 0.05397 108 78 25 5
2046 Here's your problem. Someone replaced one of your clowns with an accountant. 1.3241 0.06004 108 82 17 9
2047 Well I see your problem — you've got an HR rep where a regular clown should be. 1.3241 0.05397 108 78 25 5
2048 Well there's your problem - you've got Walter in the engine. 1.3241 0.05708 108 80 21 7
2049 I see you tried to engineer one of your cylinders. 1.3241 0.05397 108 78 25 5
2050 Uh oh. Someone didn't install OEM parts. 1.3241 0.05555 108 79 23 6
2051 Whoa, Chuckles, you've got Serious engine trouble! 1.3241 0.05234 108 77 27 4
2052 Here's your problem: your engine is losing it's sense of humor 1.3241 0.05397 108 78 25 5
2053 There’s your problem. Your front right cylinder has no make-up. 1.3241 0.05555 108 79 23 6
2054 So that other mechanic just said,”I sent in the clowns! 1.3241 0.05708 108 80 21 7
2055 As you can see, you've got a relatively serious problem in the front right. 1.3241 0.05555 108 79 23 6
2056 Your straight man is missing a gasket. 1.3241 0.05555 108 79 23 6
2057 Bill Barr takes over the investigation. 1.3241 0.05708 108 80 21 7
2058 So you do have an insurance guy. Shouldn't be a problem, then. 1.3241 0.05708 108 80 21 7
2059 You need to change them every fifty thousand smiles. 1.3241 0.05234 108 77 27 4
2060 See, there's your trouble...wrong kind of clown. 1.3238 0.05327 105 75 26 4
2061 Do you think you could have it ready by the Republican National Convention? 1.3211 0.05956 109 83 17 9
2062 This is not what we usually mean when we talk about a problem with the engine bore. 1.3211 0.05355 109 79 25 5
2063 Well, here's why your car is making that unfunny noise. 1.3211 0.05664 109 81 21 7
2064 “A stiff cylinder is no laughing matter.” 1.3211 0.05956 109 83 17 9
2065 Here’s your problem right here, your trying to use an accountant to do a clown’s job. 1.3211 0.05956 109 83 17 9
2066 Well, the good news is the problem isn’t your alternator. 1.3208 0.05615 106 78 22 6
2067 Well Bozo, I know we gave you an estimate for Mitch McConnell, but with labor and parts for Congress, you might want to consider it totaled. 1.3208 0.05773 106 79 20 7
2068 It came like that. 1.3208 0.06076 106 81 16 9
2069 sooo... we need to get you facemasks ASAP 1.3208 0.05453 106 77 24 5
2070 I thought those were recalled 1.3208 0.05773 106 79 20 7
2071 Some clown's replaced a cylinder. 1.3208 0.05113 106 75 28 3
2072 I can spray it with seltzer, and that'll get you home, but you're going to need to replace the whole thing sooner rather than later. 1.3208 0.05615 106 78 22 6
2073 I can swamp that dud out and have you in the happy lane in 20 minutes. 1.3208 0.05453 106 77 24 5
2074 The problem is the front left litigator; his timing is off. 1.3208 0.05453 106 77 24 5
2075 Looks like you need a new miming belt 1.3208 0.05615 106 78 22 6
2076 Mr. President, we found them. You now have a Senate quorum vote for you bill on building a wall on the US-Canada border. 1.3208 0.05927 106 80 18 8
2077 Uh oh. Someone has some mighty big shoes to fill. 1.3208 0.05286 106 76 26 4
2078 It's a common problem with hybrid cars. 1.3208 0.05113 106 75 28 3
2079 Well, Mr. President, it’s like you thought - one of your cabinet has gone rogue. 1.3208 0.06076 106 81 16 9
2080 Now we know why your car wasn't sounding funny. 1.3208 0.05453 106 77 24 5
2081 Well that’s your problem right there, looks like your Bobo is on the fritz 1.3208 0.05773 106 79 20 7
2082 All it took was one M.B.A. to muck up the whole works. You're better off going with the balloons . 1.3208 0.06076 106 81 16 9
2083 I'm assuming you're paying since you're the only one with pockets. 1.3208 0.05286 106 76 26 4
2084 Sorry Bozo, you've got a lemon here. Mister Lemon, please get out of the car. 1.3208 0.05615 106 78 22 6
2085 Which one of you is the carburetor? 1.3208 0.05615 106 78 22 6
2086 Well, I found what was making that funny noise. 1.3208 0.05453 106 77 24 5
2087 There's your problem--the accountant isn't seated properly. 1.3208 0.05773 106 79 20 7
2088 I think we found out where that tsk, tsk, tsk sound is coming from. 1.3208 0.05615 106 78 22 6
2089 You're running low on seltzer. 1.3208 0.05113 106 75 28 3
2090 Now I understand the check engine light! 1.3208 0.05927 106 80 18 8
2091 You've thrown a red nose. 1.3208 0.05615 106 78 22 6
2092 Ah, your freak compartment has a geek. 1.3208 0.05615 106 78 22 6
2093 The make-up is not a problem, but the wig is gonna cost you. 1.3208 0.05286 106 76 26 4
2094 I located where the not-funny noises came from and must tell you that you have a serious problem there. 1.3178 0.05245 107 77 26 4
2095 I think I see where the not funny noise is coming from. 1.3178 0.05245 107 77 26 4
2096 Here's your problem, pal and it looks to be serious. 1.3173 0.05161 104 74 27 3
2097 I see the problem. There's an accountant in your engine. 1.3173 0.05677 104 77 21 6
2098 Jerry, I've found your problem. I'll get a wig and a red nose for this one in the front, you should be good to go. 1.3173 0.05677 104 77 21 6
2099 « Seems you haven’t heard of social distancing... » 1.3173 0.05511 104 76 23 5
2100 That one is adopted. 1.3173 0.05997 104 79 17 8
2101 Sir, your car isn't meant to carry this many Trump supporters. 1.3173 0.05677 104 77 21 6
2102 We thought giving him a ride would be a nice jester 1.3173 0.05677 104 77 21 6
2103 That explains the weird office grinding noise on start-up. 1.3173 0.05161 104 74 27 3
2104 This whole car seems a little funny, but the serious problem appears to be right beneath the hood 1.3173 0.05677 104 77 21 6
2105 That’s the reason your steering pulls to the left every time you try to make a wide right turn, sir. It’s a safety device added in 2016 and can’t be removed. 1.3173 0.05840 104 78 19 7
2106 Oh look at what Sondheim sent.s 1.3173 0.05511 104 76 23 5
2107 I found out where the funny noise was coming from 1.3173 0.05677 104 77 21 6
2108 That’s your problem, right there in the front. 1.3173 0.05339 104 75 25 4
2109 Oh. Well. HERE’S your problem. One of your clowns went square. 1.3173 0.05677 104 77 21 6
2110 We'll have to remove the lead pencil: this is an unleaded clown car. 1.3173 0.05339 104 75 25 4
2111 Yeah, I see the problem - I’m gonna need to replace the accountant, 1.3173 0.05677 104 77 21 6
2112 This is no laughing matter. 1.3173 0.05161 104 74 27 3
2113 Fill it up with laughing gas. 1.3173 0.05677 104 77 21 6
2114 They sent in the clowns! 1.3173 0.05677 104 77 21 6
2115 See? It's like the government. One non-clown is not enough. If you really want to fix it, you'll have to remove all the clowns. 1.3173 0.05997 104 79 17 8
2116 Looks like your left front gagster has straightened up. 1.3173 0.05997 104 79 17 8
2117 Sheltering in place 1.3173 0.05511 104 76 23 5
2118 Dealing with this car sure is like a three-ring circus. 1.3173 0.05339 104 75 25 4
2119 There's your problem. Instead of 4 cylinders, you have three. Plus Mr. Pearson, public accountant from nearby Dubuque. 1.3173 0.05677 104 77 21 6
2120 Frankly, he's creeping us out. 1.3173 0.05840 104 78 19 7
2121 Let's hope the engine is in the rear. 1.3173 0.05511 104 76 23 5
2122 I recommend replacing your comedic timing belts 1.3173 0.05511 104 76 23 5
2123 Well, there's your problem; one of your pistons doesn't sound funny. 1.3173 0.05677 104 77 21 6
2124 Sorry, Mr. President, but I'm afraid you and your Cabinet will be late for your golf date. 1.3173 0.05840 104 78 19 7
2125 It's a Porsche, the engine is in the back. 1.3173 0.05677 104 77 21 6
2126 Well, there's your problem. One of your cylinders has gone straight! 1.3173 0.05339 104 75 25 4
2127 One of these these things is not like the others. One of these things just doesn't belong. 1.3173 0.04976 104 73 29 2
2128 One of these parts doesn't belong. 1.3173 0.05840 104 78 19 7
2129 This looks suspicious. He's wearing a tie. 1.3173 0.05997 104 79 17 8
2130 Son... Is that you? 1.3173 0.05997 104 79 17 8
2131 This is definitely not an original clown car part. 1.3173 0.05677 104 77 21 6
2132 We can fix it up, but it's gonna cost you an arm and a leg. 1.3173 0.05339 104 75 25 4
2133 "I can have you a new straight man here by Monday." 1.3173 0.05339 104 75 25 4
2134 I found the reason your car wasn’t making a funny noise. 1.3173 0.05511 104 76 23 5
2135 They're waiting for the president. 1.3173 0.06301 104 81 13 10
2136 No, we can't fill this up with laughing gas. 1.3173 0.05511 104 76 23 5
2137 Ok, which one of you squealed. 1.3173 0.05339 104 75 25 4
2138 Ah, your clownborator seems to be broken. 1.3173 0.05840 104 78 19 7
2139 Here's your problem... these Bozos go in the trunk! 1.3173 0.05997 104 79 17 8
2140 Can't quite put my finger on it but something doesn't look funny. 1.3173 0.05511 104 76 23 5
2141 Have you considered getting an engine? 1.3173 0.05677 104 77 21 6
2142 Funny little things engines 1.3173 0.05840 104 78 19 7
2143 This is gonna cost you 1.3173 0.05511 104 76 23 5
2144 This is a four,and I only work on sixes. 1.3173 0.05677 104 77 21 6
2145 I see your problem. You've got a non-performing cylinder. 1.3173 0.05511 104 76 23 5
2146 He doesn't need a clown suit. He's on the White House staff. 1.3173 0.05997 104 79 17 8
2147 I said, "You need a new circuit board - not a new circus on board!!" 1.3173 0.05840 104 78 19 7
2148 My gosh! I thought Senator Coburn had passed away... 1.3173 0.05840 104 78 19 7
2149 "You've got a serious problem in the engine. 1.3173 0.05677 104 77 21 6
2150 Trump s cabinet??? 1.3173 0.05677 104 77 21 6
2151 Man, you better have a pie! 1.3173 0.05511 104 76 23 5
2152 Aftermarket part. Never as good. 1.3173 0.05997 104 79 17 8
2153 Smuggling accountants isn't illegal, but you'd look very suspicious. 1.3173 0.05840 104 78 19 7
2154 I’ve seen a lot of funny business but this might just top it all. 1.3173 0.05161 104 74 27 3
2155 We found the cause of your unfunny sound. 1.3173 0.05840 104 78 19 7
2156 It looks like one of your clowns is a White House press secretary. 1.3173 0.06151 104 80 15 9
2157 See? Running funny on three cylinders only. 1.3173 0.05997 104 79 17 8
2158 ...and how long has it been making that funny noise? 1.3173 0.05161 104 74 27 3
2159 So you and a bunch of clowns really are running everything? 1.3173 0.05511 104 76 23 5
2160 I see your problem: this is a four clown engine, but your only running on three. 1.3173 0.05511 104 76 23 5
2161 I directed you to "Look for the usual suspects," Pierre, not "Send in the Clowns." 1.3173 0.05339 104 75 25 4
2162 Now that you've had your fun, you have to switch places. They're late for Trump's cabinet meeting. 1.3173 0.05840 104 78 19 7
2163 I told you not to sing, "Send in the Clowns"! 1.3173 0.05677 104 77 21 6
2164 Get out of there Billy, so that Bobo can get back in. 1.3173 0.05997 104 79 17 8
2165 I think he got mixed up with the wrong crowd. 1.3173 0.05161 104 74 27 3
2166 You see here, funny weird instead of ha-ha" 1.3173 0.05161 104 74 27 3
2167 They wouldn't all fit in the cabinet. 1.3168 0.06438 101 79 12 10
2168 You're in luck.We do have a face-paint specialist. 1.3158 0.05652 95 69 22 4
2169 Well, there's your problem...and it's nothing to laugh about. 1.3158 0.06035 95 71 18 6
2170 This Bozo says I should talk to his 'aclowntant'—I assume that's you? 1.3152 0.05558 92 66 23 3
2171 Filler up with Bozo 1.3148 0.05831 108 82 18 8
2172 Pretty obvious why it's not running right, you're under audit. 1.3143 0.05631 105 78 21 6
2173 There’s the problem. Part of the engine isn’t acting funny. 1.3143 0.05466 105 77 23 5
2174 Looks like your head gasket will need to be replaced. 1.3137 0.05570 102 75 22 5
2175 Your problem is that Trump is missing. 1.3137 0.06382 102 80 12 10
2176 I take it the problem isn’t with your horn 1.3137 0.05570 102 75 22 5
2177 I think I know where the noise is coming from. 1.3137 0.05570 102 75 22 5
2178 Change the spark plugs, add a little oil... should be good to go. 1.3137 0.05742 102 76 20 6
2179 You've been using third-party parts, haven't you? 1.3137 0.05742 102 76 20 6
2180 Like my mother always said, Mr. Sondheim, be careful what you wish for. 1.3137 0.05570 102 75 22 5
2181 And you clowns believed this politician. No wonder your car doesn't go anywhere. 1.3137 0.05742 102 76 20 6
2182 See? I knew there was something funny going on. 1.3137 0.05393 102 74 24 4
2183 You say it sometimes doesn't make a funny sound? 1.3137 0.05570 102 75 22 5
2184 Stanley, please, give him back his spot. 1.3137 0.05742 102 76 20 6
2185 One bad cylinder is no joke my friend 1.3137 0.05393 102 74 24 4
2186 Well, at least it still honks. 1.3137 0.05570 102 75 22 5
2187 Well, now, there seems to be some funny business going on under the hood. 1.3137 0.05570 102 75 22 5
2188 Oh, so I'm on call 24/7 for 'emergency' maintenance, but Gary can't bother to wear his makeup? 1.3137 0.05908 102 77 18 7
2189 So, are you folks in politics? 1.3137 0.06228 102 79 14 9
2190 It runs on laughing gas, and you’ve got an accountant clogging the fuel line. 1.3137 0.05742 102 76 20 6
2191 Lawyers are always difficult to extract once they have found a way into your business. 1.3137 0.05908 102 77 18 7
2192 *whispers* Honk your nose twice if you need help. 1.3137 0.06070 102 78 16 8
2193 Everyone in disguise to avoid social distancing and we had a little engine glitch did we? 1.3137 0.05570 102 75 22 5
2194 Well Jake, this was an interesting choice after business school. 1.3137 0.05210 102 73 26 3
2195 Looks like your alignment is off. 1.3137 0.05570 102 75 22 5
2196 Departing Cabinet Members 1.3137 0.06070 102 78 16 8
2197 I think we found what's causing that funny noise. 1.3137 0.05393 102 74 24 4
2198 Which one of you is the master cylinder? 1.3137 0.05742 102 76 20 6
2199 I’ll swap out the misfit and install new brake shoes. 1.3137 0.05570 102 75 22 5
2200 Which one is the wiper fluid? 1.3137 0.05393 102 74 24 4
2201 It's been making an unfunny sound for about a week. 1.3137 0.05742 102 76 20 6
2202 Mr. President,your family has arrived. 1.3137 0.05742 102 76 20 6
2203 I see your problem, but Ed’s my clown car guy, and he won’t be back until next week 1.3137 0.05908 102 77 18 7
2204 I don't see the problem, the car is meant to honk." 1.3137 0.05210 102 73 26 3
2205 And so ended a most memorable Uber ride. 1.3137 0.06070 102 78 16 8
2206 I can't put half the Senate on the rack, ya know. 1.3137 0.05742 102 76 20 6
2207 I may have found the source of that unfunny noise your car was making. 1.3137 0.05393 102 74 24 4
2208 I’m sorry, I was told today was Casual Friday. 1.3137 0.05570 102 75 22 5
2209 Which one of you clowns is driving? 1.3137 0.05908 102 77 18 7
2210 I’m stumped. It really shouldn’t be driving funny now. 1.3137 0.05570 102 75 22 5
2211 I'm not even gonna ask why you thought the horn sounded funny. 1.3137 0.05570 102 75 22 5
2212 Jesus Christ, that's Jason Bourne. 1.3137 0.06070 102 78 16 8
2213 They want to go on the lift. 1.3119 0.05785 109 83 18 8
2214 Welcome to Stalin and Trump's car repair 1.3119 0.05636 109 82 20 7
2215 I see what the problem is, someone forgot to put on their makeup 1.3118 0.06111 93 70 17 6
2216 Almost always runs funny? 1.3118 0.05508 93 67 23 3
2217 Sir, one of your cylinder heads appears to have lost its spark plug... 1.3113 0.05254 106 77 25 4
2218 A little clumsy, I know, but might one of you be sitting on the dip stick? 1.3107 0.05694 103 77 20 6
2219 Someone put a corporate clown in here they just don't work 1.3107 0.05168 103 74 26 3
2220 There's your problem; you have an ordinary piston in the clown motor. 1.3107 0.06019 103 79 16 8
2221 Nothing more fun than working on clown cars. They’re a regular three-piston-ring circus. 1.3107 0.05168 103 74 26 3
2222 Drove it into a swamp you say… 1.3100 0.05979 100 76 17 7
2223 I thought cars ran on horse power?? 1.3100 0.05449 100 73 23 4
2224 He ran away from home to join the circus. We picked him up on the way 1.3100 0.05449 100 73 23 4
2225 My engine light really said stop clowning around 1.3100 0.05260 100 72 25 3
2226 You've got a clown out. It should take about a wig and hat to fix. 1.3100 0.05979 100 76 17 7
2227 The noise it makes sounds like, chuckle chuckle chuckle... 1.3100 0.05064 100 71 27 2
2228 Well, it worked fine until we introduced the bureaucrat. 1.3100 0.05979 100 76 17 7
2229 As you can see you're running slightly low on clowns. 1.3100 0.05449 100 73 23 4
2230 There's your problem - frowns in the frunk. 1.3100 0.06146 100 77 15 8
2231 It normally makes a funny honking sound, but something's been off lately. 1.3100 0.05449 100 73 23 4
2232 Do you need a fan belt or a restraining order? 1.3100 0.05449 100 73 23 4
2233 For once Jim, quit clowning around and act like a professional! 1.3100 0.05808 100 75 19 6
2234 Quit clowning around and get back in the trunk. 1.3100 0.05449 100 73 23 4
2235 I'm afraid it's more serious than I thought. 1.3100 0.05808 100 75 19 6
2236 It was making unfunny sounds. 1.3100 0.05631 100 74 21 5
2237 Actuaries can’t clown around. 1.3100 0.05631 100 74 21 5
2238 You must be the new cabinet secretaries that the President was expecting. 1.3100 0.05808 100 75 19 6
2239 That's funny, its all clogged up and I just sprayed it out with seltzer water this morning. 1.3100 0.05260 100 72 25 3
2240 Accountancy: the engine of humor. 1.3100 0.05449 100 73 23 4
2241 Stop clowning and fix the car! 1.3100 0.05631 100 74 21 5
2242 I think you may have a serious problem. 1.3100 0.05631 100 74 21 5
2243 How long since you've had a detailing? 1.3100 0.05631 100 74 21 5
2244 There’s room for you if we take out Arnold. He’s not a clown at all. He’s an accountant. 1.3100 0.05631 100 74 21 5
2245 I can tell you right away, this is not a laughing matter. 1.3100 0.05979 100 76 17 7
2246 I think I know why it doesn't sound funny anymore. 1.3100 0.05260 100 72 25 3
2247 I told you my car has been acting funny 1.3085 0.05863 94 70 19 5
2248 It's been acting a little funny lately. 1.3085 0.04789 94 65 29 0
2249 I see why it is not running funny. 1.3077 0.05479 104 77 22 5
2250 In my professional opinion, the Republican National Convention is taking this whole ‘no social distancing’ thing a little too far. 1.3069 0.05758 101 76 19 6
2251 So you said your engine has been making a funny sound? 1.3069 0.05403 101 74 23 4
2252 Well, here's the problem. One of the clowns from accounting is throwing off your timing. 1.3069 0.05403 101 74 23 4
2253 Usually it's just rodents or squirrels. You say you parked this near the Capitol in Washington, D.C.? 1.3069 0.05927 101 77 17 7
2254 There's the problem. You've got one type-A personality in here. 1.3069 0.05403 101 74 23 4
2255 Oh my, unfortunately one of your cylinders has matured. This might be costly. 1.3069 0.05927 101 77 17 7
2256 Something's acting not funny here. 1.3069 0.05583 101 75 21 5
2257 Students, welcome to Trump University 1.3068 0.06925 88 70 9 9
2258 Barry come out of there. You know you’re not essential. 1.3053 0.06000 95 72 17 6
2259 Worst than I thought. You’ve got a guy with a tie. 1.3043 0.05934 92 69 18 5
2260 We need new brake shoes for all 1.3043 0.05296 92 66 24 2
2261 Life in the hood just isn't very funny. 1.3039 0.05877 102 78 17 7
2262 I was able to locate the reason your car is not squeaking properly 1.3034 0.05155 89 63 25 1
2263 It's not factory standard, but this guy should do the trick. 1.3034 0.05397 89 64 23 2
2264 Looks like you've blown your three ring circuits. 1.3011 0.05677 93 69 20 4
2265 Parts & labor are always a wild card, sir." 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
2266 As you can see, it has a four sillynder engine. 1.2979 0.05625 94 70 20 4
2267 There's something funny in three of your four cylinders. 1.2979 0.05825 94 71 18 5
2268 Found your problem. He’s not a factory clown part 1.2979 0.06205 94 73 14 7
2269 Clearly, you need to replace a cylinder. 1.2979 0.05202 94 68 24 2
2270 My lawyer would like to discuss some of these charges. 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
2271 Comedic timing chain is off again. Must be the new guy. 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
2272 Well, there’s your problem staring you in the face. 1.2955 0.05152 88 63 24 1
2273 Good news Mr. Kelly, the oversized brake shoes just arrived. 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
2274 That's yer problem right there, one of your cylinders doesn't sound funny. 1.2955 0.05636 88 65 20 3
2275 I think I see why you're only getting 75% of your humor potential. 1.2955 0.05636 88 65 20 3
2276 Well.. there's your problem. Your only firing on 3 clowns. 1.2955 0.05636 88 65 20 3
2277 Looks like you need a new belt. Also, you have one too many ties. 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
2278 A small adjustment to the front should boost hilarity 1.2955 0.05636 88 65 20 3
2279 Well here's the problem, you didn't use genuine parts. 1.2955 0.06293 88 68 14 6
2280 'I see your problem: you're running on three cylinders." 1.2955 0.05863 88 66 18 4
2281 Well there's your problem. Bean counters aren't funny 1.2955 0.05636 88 65 20 3
2282 Three of you your four pistons sound funny... 1.2955 0.05636 88 65 20 3
2283 Looks like you have a lame airbag clogging your engine. 1.2955 0.05636 88 65 20 3
2284 Ever since the circus market collapsed, clowns have leaned into human trafficking to make ends meet. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
2285 Well, I think I see the problem bud, your clown to gas mixture is too rich 1.2947 0.06147 95 74 14 7
2286 There’s nothing funny about a bad head gasket 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
2287 So, just checking to see if everyone here signed their COVID waiver for the 19th? 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
2288 Cirque did Chevrolet 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
2289 Mechanic: "whats the problem?" Big clown: " I need you to kick them out." 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
2290 I think ya’ll are gonna need some new shocks. 1.2947 0.05370 95 70 22 3
2291 Actually the engine is in the trunk. 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
2292 Sorry Mr. President, this car’s all full! 1.2947 0.06147 95 74 14 7
2293 It's a miracle you got this far... 1.2947 0.05370 95 70 22 3
2294 - Is this supposed to be funny? 1.2947 0.05370 95 70 22 3
2295 The front right looks serious. 1.2947 0.05157 95 69 24 2
2296 Fill 'er up with Pepsi and check the popcorn oil. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
2297 Joe knew right away the problem was serious. 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
2298 You’ll get more mileage out of this act if you lose the audience participation. 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
2299 Looks like you’ve got a straight man. Is it backfiring? 1.2947 0.05370 95 70 22 3
2300 They’re not actually driving, there’re just clowning around. 1.2947 0.05370 95 70 22 3
2301 I'm afraid I found a serious problem with your car. 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
2302 Here’s where the funny noise is coming from. 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
2303 I think I figured out why your engine sounds funny . . . 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
2304 One of your four cylinders seems out of place. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
2305 I wish I was joking. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
2306 No wonder! He's an unauthorized part. 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
2307 Looks like a 4-SILLYnder. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
2308 He ought to be a clown. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
2309 Let me be straight with you... 1.2947 0.05370 95 70 22 3
2310 There's the dud. 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
2311 I don't care what your lawyer says, you clowns aren't following Phase One social distancing rules. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
2312 Paleface says he wants to ride with the Republican party like it’s 2016.“ 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
2313 Get out of there, Fred! I wish all my problems were this easy to fix! 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
2314 Sorry, we don't have seltzer. 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
2315 Quit clowning around and let the clown in. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
2316 They wondered if a car full of clowns could fit as many passengers as a clown car. Now they know. 1.2947 0.05157 95 69 24 2
2317 This engine is a joke 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
2318 When was the last time you changed your CPA? 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
2319 Buddy, does this look like a joke to you? 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
2320 We meant to say “all clowns EXCEPT the attorney general.” 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
2321 Whose the clown up front? 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
2322 There’s your problem Bud. One of your cylinder heads is abnormally square 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
2323 You will fit right in 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
2324 Are you trying to be funny? 1.2947 0.06147 95 74 14 7
2325 These after market clowns are never as good as the originals. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
2326 It’ll work, but your performance will suffer. 1.2947 0.05157 95 69 24 2
2327 He might look like a hard worker but he just stands around the radiator chatting all day. 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
2328 Yeah, sometimes the funny just wears off after a couple years. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
2329 You only have three working cylinders. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
2330 Your car's not funning on all cylinders 1.2947 0.05157 95 71 21 3
2331 I see— you have a piston bore problem 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
2332 He says he's their collective bargaining attorney. Have you not been putting enough laughing gas in the tank? 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
2333 I found one wig, one red nose and one clown suit stuck in the transmission. 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
2334 Looks like you’ve got a funny problem here. 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
2335 It’s one of your cylinders- it looks serious... 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
2336 Who's the business man? 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
2337 So, it's making a funny noise, you say. 1.2947 0.05370 95 72 19 4
2338 I assumed Trumps advisers had their own car. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
2339 One of these needs a paint job. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
2340 This explains the lack of funny noises. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
2341 I think we all know what the problem is. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
2342 The previous mechanic must have been a clown also! 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
2343 I'm afraid they all have to come out. 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
2344 I'm afraid your engine has a serious problem." 1.2947 0.05157 95 69 24 2
2345 There's your problem. You've got a cylinder that's not funny. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
2346 This part has to go back to the factory. He's a corporate clown and they aren't that funny. 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
2347 Looks like your low on seltzer. 1.2947 0.05370 95 70 22 3
2348 You only have one cylinder that sounds normal. 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
2349 What are you doing in there, Fauci ? 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
2350 'I'm sorry, on the phone I thought you said short-circuit.' 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
2351 Yes, the problem is serious. 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
2352 Turns out, that funny noise is not so funny. 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
2353 Audience volunteer? 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
2354 Sorry, the warranty doesn’t cover a defective Accountant. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
2355 I see the problem. You put your straight man in the boot. 1.2947 0.05157 95 69 24 2
2356 This is what you get when you use after market parts 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
2357 Here's your problem. You let management get involved. 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
2358 I think someone sold you a counterfeit part. 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
2359 But he looks ridiculous! I mean, the hair, the shirt, the tie? Who even dresses like that? 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
2360 We're in a hurry, the president's cabinet meeting starts in five minutes. 1.2947 0.06502 95 76 10 9
2361 Here's your problem. They've got no spark. 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
2362 We had to use the engine compartment to fit all the clowns in the Trump administration. 1.2947 0.06327 95 75 12 8
2363 Obviously, in your effort to achieve diversity, you've overlooked horsepower. 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
2364 You get good mileage out of this old gag? 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
2365 'It's a hybrid that runs on laughing gas and recycled 1960-era IBM executives. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
2366 Well, I think we’ve found the cause of your reduced horseplay power 1.2947 0.06147 95 74 14 7
2367 I see the problem. It's some clown pretending to be a clown. 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
2368 The problem is, the guy with the glasses isn’t funny. 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
2369 Hmm, so what is wrong kid, why don't you want to be a clown? 1.2947 0.05157 95 69 24 2
2370 You never mentioned your clown car was a hybrid. 1.2947 0.06327 95 75 12 8
2371 I think I see the problem. One of you clowns is becoming a politician. 1.2947 0.05370 95 70 22 3
2372 Yeah our engine was making sort of a honking sound... 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
2373 I might have a nose in back, but you're looking at three or fours days before I can get a wig and suit. 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
2374 The front brake shoes look so much larger. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
2375 When did the funny noise stop? 1.2947 0.05157 95 69 24 2
2376 Uh oh, this one looks like it's going to be serious. 1.2947 0.04935 95 68 26 1
2377 Sorry, but adding an aftermarket part like this voids the warranty. 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
2378 I thought you were kidding when you said you had to bring in your clown car. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
2379 I think we should check the brake shoes first. 1.2935 0.05250 92 67 23 2
2380 Trump and the Trumpitos: an American story 1.2921 0.05806 89 67 18 4
2381 You mean you could'nt tell your engine had a serious problem? 1.2921 0.05104 89 64 24 1
2382 Something is not very funny with your engine. 1.2921 0.06022 89 68 16 5
2383 So where are the rest of your cabinet members President Trump? 1.2921 0.05806 89 67 18 4
2384 Definitely, engine overload! 1.2921 0.04848 89 66 22 1
2385 I think I see your problem - funny looking is not good enough for this car. 1.2921 0.05348 89 65 22 2
2386 You call this a Funny Car? 1.2921 0.05348 89 65 22 2
2387 It looks like someone swapped a cylinder! 1.2921 0.05806 89 67 18 4
2388 Not QUITE a fool wheel drive, is it, sir? 1.2921 0.05582 89 66 20 3
2389 I'm tellin' ya- ya try to run any regular in this thing and it's not gonna be funny. 1.2907 0.05453 86 63 21 2
2390 Is this a joke? 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2391 ...So how’s the interview going? 1.2903 0.06411 93 74 11 8
2392 Clowndestine movement 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
2393 Here's your problem, this car's a diesel, and you've been filling it full of fucking clowns. 1.2903 0.06226 93 73 13 7
2394 Found that rattling noise - he won't stop talking about market shares. 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
2395 Well, the thing is, we’ve found your problem but I can’t make out if it’s the DNC or the RNC 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2396 it’s been making this unfunny sound all week. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
2397 looks like you got the wrong bozo in there. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
2398 I got the last one from Amazon 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2399 I’ve told you before pal, You got a 4 clown power engine and can’t just cram in a CPA. 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
2400 The car is making funny noises 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2401 Congress just isn’t what it used to be. 1.2903 0.06226 93 73 13 7
2402 Well this is your problem right here 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2403 There's your problem! You've got an off brand part! 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2404 Is there anything sadder than the gears of a clown? 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2405 See, I told you it runs funny 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
2406 Haven’t seen a 4-cylinder like this in years 1.2903 0.06411 93 74 11 8
2407 The engine seems to be making a squeaking noise. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2408 Which one’s Donald? 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2409 We were trying to be more fool efficient... 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
2410 The problem is this guy with a tie. We need to change his oil. 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
2411 So...you always travel with your insurance provider?” “Yep. Just in case. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2412 Well, It looks like we have all been hoodwinked. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2413 Looks like you’ve got a loose dweeb. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
2414 Sorry, there wasn't enough place to social distance 1.2903 0.04973 93 67 25 1
2415 A new muffler’s gonna cost you, but you could try switching them out for mimes. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2416 bob, why aren't you dressed up yet? 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2417 Like I said, it’s been acting up. 1.2903 0.05203 93 68 23 2
2418 Well good news: it’s not an engine problem. Bad news: you’ve got a lot of republicans in your car 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
2419 Woah, what are the US senators doing out of office? 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2420 Hey Bozo, who's this clown? 1.2903 0.05203 93 68 23 2
2421 Who’s the designated driver? 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2422 Whatever you do, don’t take it to the clowns next door. 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
2423 Looks like there’s a problem with your ringmaster cylinder. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
2424 You said you heard a funny noise coming out of the engine .... 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2425 How long have you been driving with the spare? 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2426 How much to make them happy? 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2427 I’d say that you have a serious problem. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2428 This can really hurt your performance. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2429 The problem seems to be a worn out bit. 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
2430 Looks like you’ve got a wet blanket trapped under the hood. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2431 You said the engine was sounding funny? 1.2903 0.05203 93 70 20 3
2432 Your problem is the after-market cylinder. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2433 Looks like your only firing on three clowns 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2434 Dude, why would you want to ride in a clown car? 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2435 I thought it would be a six. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2436 There's your problem right there —that's not an OEM replacement clown. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2437 Just a bureaucrat--another kind of clown. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
2438 Ah, there’s the problem—it won’t run on regular. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2439 ...And I call this bit, "Jack in the bonnet." 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
2440 Well, hello, President Trump’s motorcade. How can we help you? 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2441 We are running away from the circus 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
2442 I told you it sounded funny. 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
2443 Don’t ask me, I’m just here for the photo op. 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
2444 Most of the parts you need are in stock, but I'll have to order the red nose. 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
2445 Looks like the wrong part. 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
2446 There's something funny about your engine 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2447 It’s a problem with your comedic timing belt. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2448 They told me to put in a bunch of nuts for the engine to work! 1.2903 0.05203 93 68 23 2
2449 And you thought you could replace the original equipment Bozo with THAT? 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2450 Well, yer problem here is ya should be runnin' 4 clown-power under the hood, but yer only runnin' 3. 1.2903 0.06226 93 73 13 7
2451 Don't get many shtick shifts these days. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2452 Oh, you voided your warranty with that aftermarket part! 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
2453 What clown fixed your engine last? 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
2454 Thanks Al, that Bozo at my old auto shop told me there was nothing wrong with it. I knew something sounded funny. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2455 Are you serious? 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2456 Well, there's your problem right there. That's not Bonzo, that Bernie your accountant. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2457 Ah, I see what your problem is....and it's not funny. 1.2903 0.05203 93 68 23 2
2458 OK. Which of you clowns stole the engine? 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2459 I see what the problem is. It looks like you have a square peg in a clown hold. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2460 That’s a problem with this model. We have to send in the clowns and totally replace the engineer. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2461 So...what did you say was the problem again? 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2462 We figured out why your car sounded funny. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2463 Sorry, that's not covered by the warranty. 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
2464 Off brand parts. 1.2903 0.04973 93 67 25 1
2465 Your engine trouble is nothing to laugh about. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2466 When was the last time you looked under the hood? 1.2903 0.05203 93 68 23 2
2467 It'll be running again in no time, after we remove the politician. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2468 I think you better handle this one 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
2469 Here's your problem. This one's not in costume. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2470 It's definitely a problem, but I don't know just how serious it is yet. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
2471 Diagnostics indicate that you're one clown short. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
2472 Your left front clown has defected. 1.2903 0.06226 93 73 13 7
2473 This clown is no joke 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2474 here's your problem, only 999 clowns 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2475 Here’s your problem right here. This little guy’s from a different model. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2476 Wow, you have a manager! 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2477 I told the boss this would happen as soon as we began opening up. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
2478 Oh dere's ya problem. Someone replaced one of your clowns with a politician. Common mistake- funny t'ing, ya know they replaced our president with a clown? 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
2479 Well your first problem is these Bozos.... 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
2480 Your engine has a serious problem. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2481 Looks like you're one clown low 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2482 Well, here’s your problem buddy. Accountants aren’t funny. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2483 Looks like you've got a bad Rod in your engine. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
2484 He’s definitely the alternator 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
2485 Who was the clown who put this useless accessory under the hood? 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2486 Looks like you have serious problem. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2487 I'm afraid you voided the warranty. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
2488 Pardon me. Is this the entrance to the V.I.P. parking lot for tonight's MAGA Rally? 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
2489 Yeah, I could replace the heads but it would be cheaper to put in a rebuilt engine. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2490 Four clown drive requires four clowns. That’s your problem. 1.2903 0.05203 93 68 23 2
2491 Finally, some air!! Just check the tires, please. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2492 An actuary! No wonder it doesn't sound funny. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2493 Your best bet is to trade it for a Tesla. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2494 He needs a new nose, a purple wig, and then we’ll be set to go. 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
2495 Only hitting on three pistons, huh? 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
2496 You have only 3 barrels of laughs in your 4 barrel carburetor. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
2497 not funny 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
2498 "they may have voided your engine warranty" 1.2903 0.05203 93 68 23 2
2499 And before the Town Car, there was the Clown Car... 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2500 Nothing serious. You've just run out of laughing gas. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
2501 The only problem I see here is that they aren't social distancing. 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
2502 "You're right. They're not funny. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2503 I’m starting to see the downsides to Uber pool. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2504 Bad news! You have a clogged clownburator. You’ll need a new ringmaster and you’re 6 months out of warranty. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
2505 Sorry, I've always had an irrational fear of accountants. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2506 We’ll need to replace your left actuary.” 1.2903 0.06226 93 73 13 7
2507 I've seen this before. It's a case of mad clown's disease. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2508 I've never seen a hybrid engine like this but I know someone I can call. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2509 You need 4 new clowns. Who’s laughing now? 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2510 Yep, that’s your problem: plenty of belts, but no fans. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2511 Here's the problem Bob, you have a town car piston thinking it's a clown car piston. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2512 It’s been making funny noises for a while. 1.2903 0.05423 93 71 18 4
2513 Note to self, 'always use OEM parts.'" 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
2514 I don't see anything funny under the hood." 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2515 I found the trouble.He hasn't graduated from clown school yet 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
2516 I cleaned off the face paint, and removed the big red nose and wig. Should idle normally now. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2517 That's a funny looking hybrid engine you have here. 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
2518 You need to replace the regulator! 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2519 I'm sorry sir, your car has failed inspection...insufficient social distancing. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2520 This is the last time I use Uber Pool. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2521 It's nice to meet you and yours Mr trump! 1.2903 0.06411 93 74 11 8
2522 It needs shoe replacements. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2523 I think your front guy might be out of sync. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2524 Looks like your problem is a nonstandard part. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2525 Your car has thousands of smiles left on it. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
2526 I can clean underneath the hood for you and... wait, is that my kid? 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2527 Where in D.C. will you and your team be working? 1.2903 0.06226 93 73 13 7
2528 I see what you mean. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2529 I think I found the problem. One of your cylinders is square. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2530 I think I found the non-funny noise you've been hearing. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2531 It's not funning on all cylinders. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2532 It's up to you. Do you want a laugh a minute or a mile a minute. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2533 your timing is a bit off 1.2903 0.05203 93 68 23 2
2534 Looks like you have a serious problem with cylinder # 1 on the driver's side. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2535 You've got a leak, pal. This guy's not just crying on the inside. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2536 One of your heads has a Serious problem. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
2537 This will definitely hurt your performance. 1.2903 0.05203 93 68 23 2
2538 The eyes said it all. That passionate night in the big top from 1982 came rushing back. This was his son. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2539 On the highway it gets 4 clowns to a gallon 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2540 It's way roomier than it looks. 1.2903 0.05203 93 68 23 2
2541 I didn’t realize it was this late in my career... 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2542 Oh, I see your problem now - this banker is throwing off your timing. 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
2543 No, I said it’s a Clown Vic. That’s Vic. 1.2903 0.06226 93 73 13 7
2544 See, there's your problem. You've got a CEO in here. 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
2545 This one’s gonna need a new comic timing belt. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2546 Something sounds funny under the hood. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2547 No wonder it's running rough. Someone replaced one of the cylinders with the wrong model. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2548 Seriously, this is not funny. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2549 You're right, this doesn't sound funny at all. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2550 I think I found the reason for those funny noises you've been hearing. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2551 We'll get her running smoothly as soon as we can get the guy in front to put his clown suit back on. 1.2903 0.06226 93 73 13 7
2552 Well I suppose everyone has an accountant. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2553 Just as I suspected. Those brake shoes are too small. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2554 Well, there's your problem right there. Lawyers are clowns, but not THAT kind of clown. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2555 The border agents didn't think we were funny, either." 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2556 So your "bad sense of humor" lights came on? 1.2903 0.05203 93 68 23 2
2557 This one cylinder seems out of whack. 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
2558 I found the problem Mr. Bozo.. one of your cylinders is not compatible 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2559 Have you bozos been trying to fix this yourselves ? 1.2903 0.04973 93 67 25 1
2560 It started running rough right after I replaced a worn out original equipment part with a knock-off brand. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2561 No worries, it's just a cosmetic issue. 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
2562 One of your cylinders appears to be out of synch. 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
2563 So THAT's where the clown in our accounting department disappeared to. 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
2564 Oh boy––looks like this one's serious. 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
2565 There's the trouble. Someone replaced your original equipment with an aftermarket part. 1.2903 0.05203 93 68 23 2
2566 Some clown put oil in your radiator. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2567 that's why your car sounds funny 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
2568 When you don't stick with parts from the original manufacturer, it can cause serious problems. Very serious. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2569 It’s electric, there’s no engine 1.2903 0.06226 93 73 13 7
2570 You seem to have a serious problem in there. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2571 Mr President, since these senators all fit in this tiny car, you shouldn't have any problem with them fitting in the bunker with you. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2572 They told you this was certified pre-owned? 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2573 You have a serious problem under your hood. 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
2574 I wouldn't be too worried, just a problem with the clownburetor. 1.2903 0.05203 93 68 23 2
2575 Think of it like affirmative action for guys who lack a sense of humor 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2576 The clowns tell me we'll get better mileage with a new governor 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
2577 Dad....I can Explain 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2578 Something’s not right ... 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
2579 I asked for factory parts! 1.2903 0.05203 93 68 23 2
2580 Here’s why you’re not funny. 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
2581 they're no longer pedaling 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2582 Here's your problem - some Bozo has replaced the engine. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2583 I'm sorry sir, but the 'Bumper to Bumper' lubrication special does not include greasepaint. 1.2903 0.06411 93 74 11 8
2584 You have some big shoes to fill. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2585 I forgot my mask. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2586 Sir, I’m afraid your electric car has a short circus. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2587 Sheeeshh! What jokers have you let work on this engin? 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
2588 VW won’t survive THIS scandal. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
2589 What will Tesla come up with next! 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2590 You're calling border patrol? Well, this will be fun. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2591 I see the problem, it's Mitch McConnell riding front and center in the clown car. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2592 Trump Motors Inc. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2593 Move, nerd. I gotta fix the engine. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
2594 Here's the Problem You're short on Humor 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2595 Please don't put us on a lift; some of us are afraid of heights. 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
2596 It looks like you have a serious problem here. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2597 I picked up a hitchhiker, but he doesn’t fit in. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2598 This is no laughing matter, you need to replace this dipstick. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2599 Looks like your CPA module was activated. That's gonna cost you! 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
2600 The good news is I have a replacement clown in stock. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2601 Here’s your problem right here. You got an accountant where your hobo clown is supposed to be. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2602 Well that's the problem...right here in front. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
2603 Comrade! How many Trump voters can we fit into a clown car before the DNC actually notices?!?? 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2604 I guess this at least answers one of my questions. 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
2605 I found the unfunny noise. It’s coming from under the hood. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2606 There's your problem...this car is missing one of its original clowns. 1.2903 0.06226 93 73 13 7
2607 As I suspected, they sold you a lemon. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2608 Well, there's your problem, BoBo...some clown replaced the original manufacturer's part with an aftermarket one... 1.2903 0.06226 93 73 13 7
2609 He said he wanted to run away with the circus 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
2610 We have to switch out this accountant before the whole car starts acting sensibly. 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
2611 There's your problem -- some clown installed a dead battery. 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
2612 This kid must think he's a real piston. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2613 Now I see the problem. Accountants aren't funny. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2614 Well, there's only one thing here that looks serious. The rest will just make the car sound a bit funny. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2615 Funny power is dated technology. No one has parts for a '74 Bozo, so I had to retrofit a head from a '92 Jeff. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2616 Well, as you can see, you've got a serious problem. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2617 Here's your problem. Some slipped in a regulator. 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
2618 What sort of clown did your last service? 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
2619 With an engine of buffoons you will get the best miming madcap harlequin repair job ever performed. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2620 Well, the problem is that one of these things is not like the others. 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
2621 The day Mama clown’s car routine got dragged down by Corporate... 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
2622 Okay....three clowns and a lawyer engine? You're gonna need a TOTAL overhaul!! 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
2623 Oh ! Little Donald has friends 1.2903 0.06226 93 73 13 7
2624 I'll run the diagnostics, but your engine appears to suffer from a good faith jester. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2625 I think I know what the funny noise was. 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
2626 When you say it’s running funny, what exactly do you mean? 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
2627 So what's your problem? 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2628 Oh yeah I see it now. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
2629 So that's why it hasn't been making any funny sounds. 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
2630 I found out where the funny sound is coming from. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2631 So you say that something under the hood hasn't been sounding funny, eh? 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2632 Who wants an oil and lube? 1.2903 0.05203 93 68 23 2
2633 Well, I found the source of the funny sound you were hearing. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2634 Here's your engine problem: This one's wearing street shoes. 1.2903 0.06226 93 73 13 7
2635 Here's the problem , Bozo is in the wrong clown car ! 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2636 I'm afraid there's something funny going on under the hood. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2637 Wow. You are way past warranty! 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2638 Damndest four-cylinder heads I've ever seen. 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
2639 Never put aftermarket parts in your clown car! 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
2640 This is where the funny sound is coming from 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2641 We didn’t come in here looking to replace you either, but you heard his jokes. Now give him your costume. 1.2903 0.05203 93 68 23 2
2642 You're only running on three cylinders. The fourth one's going to need a nose job. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2643 So, yeah, I replaced your worn out one with a corporate clown, but he’s much cheaper, and trust me, this one’s a real Bozo. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
2644 Just as I suspected, your fan belt is tangled up in red tape. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
2645 I keep hearing an un-funny noise in the engine 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2646 we are all going to the annual legal scholars conference 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2647 There's nothing funny about this, you got a bad header. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2648 Well, I started my car and I didn’t hear a funny noise, so I brought it in. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
2649 So it makes a funny noise? 1.2903 0.05203 93 68 23 2
2650 Something doesn't sound funny, you say? 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
2651 I've found the source of the droning. 1.2903 0.05203 93 68 23 2
2652 Only a fool would confuse an accountant with a carburetor! 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
2653 I think your problem is this little guy up front. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2654 Here's the cause of that unfunny noise you heard. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2655 I can't make up this shit. 1.2903 0.06226 93 73 13 7
2656 Oh my God, you are right! That *IS* Kevin from accounting! 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
2657 There you have it! That's why this joke doesn't work! 1.2874 0.05642 87 65 19 3
2658 The only trouble is I’m seeing more horns than cylinders.” 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
2659 That's not what I meant by "Filler up." 1.2874 0.05642 87 65 19 3
2660 Your last mechanic installed a corporate clown. That's your problem. 1.2874 0.05642 87 65 19 3
2661 I think we've found the cause of that unfunny noise. 1.2874 0.05400 87 64 21 2
2662 Even clowns need accountants, they may be silly but they aren’t dumb 1.2874 0.05146 87 63 23 1
2663 Oh. I forgot. The engine is in the back. 1.2874 0.05642 87 65 19 3
2664 No..I said widget. You need a new WIDGET! 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
2665 I think we found the real clown. 1.2874 0.06097 87 67 15 5
2666 @newyorkermag - What happens when the United States Senate carpools. 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
2667 There's a little wobble in your weebles. 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
2668 I see the problem, there’s been a part substitution. You’re one clown short. 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
2669 The timing is off in one cylinder. 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
2670 No wonder your car isn't getting any laughs. Someone replaced a clown with a CPA. 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
2671 I thought your engine sounded a little unfunny.” 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
2672 Here's the problem, someone replaced your Sparkles with a Milt. 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
2673 You have a serious issue here. 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
2674 I figured out why your car isn't sounding funny. 1.2872 0.05583 94 73 16 5
2675 looks like your funny is running low. 1.2857 0.05012 91 66 24 1
2676 Oh, now I see what’s making that funny noise. 1.2857 0.05012 91 69 20 2
2677 I can fix it, but I'll need to go find the Alan wrench. 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
2678 Well, here's the cause of that unfunny noise. 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
2679 Seems like the timing is off. 1.2857 0.06110 91 71 14 6
2680 'I don't think this one is compatible with a clown car.' 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
2681 One of these clowns is not like the others. 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
2682 Oh, I see the problem right away! One of you cylinders needs to be clowned 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
2683 You say the engine has been acting funny? 25% less funny, I bet. 1.2857 0.05477 91 68 20 3
2684 It won't run on just three clown power. 1.2841 0.05098 88 64 23 1
2685 Do you all have tickets for his rally? 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
2686 You’re right, he does resemble me more than you.” 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
2687 My engine is making a funny noise 1.2841 0.05348 88 65 21 2
2688 Tesla Model “Clown” 1.2841 0.05348 88 65 21 2
2689 The bottom-right one. Can you adjust his fun level up? 1.2841 0.05348 88 65 21 2
2690 It only used to happen when it got below a quarter full. But now it's all the time. 1.2841 0.05348 88 65 21 2
2691 Well there is your problem: somebody put in an accountant where you need another clown. 1.2841 0.05587 88 66 19 3
2692 Clarabell,can I catch a ride home with your carpool today? 1.2841 0.05348 88 65 21 2
2693 Here's your problem and it not funny. 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
2694 Do you have your feet squarely on the pedals? 1.2841 0.05587 88 66 19 3
2695 Clown to the left of me, jokers to the right of me-- get off of my property. 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
2696 You say it's making a decidedly unfunny sound? 1.2841 0.05587 88 66 19 3
2697 It looks like the nose and lips have worn out. 1.2841 0.05816 88 67 17 4
2698 People power, right? 1.2841 0.05587 88 66 19 3
2699 I found the thing that makes introvert noises 1.2841 0.06036 88 68 15 5
2700 I was hearing a funny noise from the hood. 1.2841 0.05098 88 64 23 1
2701 I thought I had requested a “town” car... 1.2826 0.06434 92 74 10 8
2702 It’s probably Tim, that clown from the office 1.2826 0.05202 92 68 22 2
2703 Meeting of the #anti social-distancing club 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2704 One of these things is not like the other... 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2705 Everybody seems to have changed. 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2706 Listen bud I can tell with one look you're a bunch of f**king clowns, because you forgot all the black people! 1.2826 0.05642 92 72 15 5
2707 Yep, so for the Trump rally you’re just gonna go straight ahead, then take a hard, hard right 1.2826 0.06434 92 74 10 8
2708 this is not funny at all 1.2826 0.05642 92 72 15 5
2709 It must be the circus breaker. 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2710 This wasn’t the first think tank he’d been a part of but Derrick had the sinking suspicion it could be his last 1.2826 0.06245 92 73 12 7
2711 It’s okay, they’re with me 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2712 Headed to the RNC, are ya? 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
2713 We think Lenny's in there but this guy won't budge. Says his name's Joaquin Phoenix and he's doing "research." 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
2714 Hmm! That's funny. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2715 Apparently someone installed the wrong part. This one is for a Lincoln Town Car. 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
2716 Hmmm...you say you heard a funny noise under the hood?! 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
2717 Not only is the car fully loaded, but check out what's under the hood. 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
2718 It’s an aftermarket part. You like dad jokes right? 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2719 you got a serious problem pal and it's no laughing matter 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2720 Something sounds funny. 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
2721 You tried to fix this yourself, didn't you? This is not a manufacturer-recommended part. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2722 Well there's the source of that tip-tapping noise. It's your accountant. 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
2723 I see this all the time - clowns trying to save a buck. Clown cars run much better if you use all genuine OEM clowns 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2724 You can always pick out the problem ! Obviously, the engineer. He tried to hide but his pocket protector gave him away. Clearly, University of Michigan ! 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
2725 Sorry, Donald no room! 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
2726 The vehicle’s specifications say you ought to have six. I see four sillynders. That’s your problem. 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2727 We'll definitely have the most clowns. And our lawyer says it's not cheating. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2728 Bring in the frowns. 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2729 I had to rescue them from a really hostile audience at the Majestic. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2730 No, check the CIRCUITS! 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2731 WH cabinet? I'll sure be glad when November 3rd gets here! 1.2826 0.06245 92 73 12 7
2732 The problem is this thing has no horse power. 1.2826 0.05642 92 74 12 6
2733 Definitely one of them has been clowning around with the engine. 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
2734 It appears you have a generic part that doesn’t quite fit 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2735 I think I know what your problem is... 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2736 Well, no wonder it isn’t running funny! 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
2737 I seem to hear a "not so funny" noise. 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2738 I thought your concerns were silly, but this one looks serious. 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2739 I need to replace the mid-level manager with the mid-life crisis. 1.2826 0.05426 92 72 16 4
2740 The problem is..... there is too much lipstick on the fourth cylinder 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2741 There's the trouble, Mr. Trump. Faulty social distancing. 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
2742 It's been running kind of funny lately. 1.2826 0.05202 92 68 22 2
2743 Well, I think I found why you're only getting three honks. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2744 Repairing him will cost you more than a new car. 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
2745 Replace the one that is not clowning around. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2746 Do you want me to replace him or try to do a makeover? 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2747 Looks like your fourth cylinder is causing a serious problem. 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2748 Now I see what you mean by "an unfunny noise". 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2749 It looks like one of the heads is throwing the timing off. 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2750 Your tech guy is the problem. 1.2826 0.06245 92 73 12 7
2751 There's a serious issue with a cylinder head 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2752 I think I found the source of your honking. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2753 He's a white collar clown. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2754 I know you heard a funny noise under the hood, Bob, but for Pete’s sake quit clowning around and get outta there. 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2755 When I said I work with a bunch of clowns... 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2756 Just as I suspected, a CPA....something funny is going on around here! 1.2826 0.05202 92 68 22 2
2757 This is why your car is running funny. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2758 If you want to improve the performance, we"ll need to get rid of the straight man. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2759 Joe, just hear me out, now. I've been managing this garage for 30 years, and all I hear is "funny noises this," and "funny noises that." Well, it's time I follow my heart and pursue my dream of being a clown. I have to make my own funny noises, now. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2760 We've done all we could to get you more smiles to the gallon. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2761 The warranty only applies to original parts. 1.2826 0.04967 92 67 24 1
2762 You're going to have to leave it. Some Bozo has installed the wrong head gasket. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2763 I’m afraid ‘Class Clown of 2010’ is an unauthorized part, and voids your warranty. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2764 We had to run a diagnostic check on the one with the tie. “ 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2765 It's pulling a little bit to the right. 1.2826 0.04967 92 67 24 1
2766 Well there's your problem. That replacement part is in metric. 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2767 This one is powered by natural gas. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2768 I thought there were some funny things going on in my engine! 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
2769 Luck for you this is a full circus station. 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
2770 The timing is off on the front one. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2771 Click and Clack, the Tappet Brothers, thought one of the pistons was suspect. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2772 You're definitely not firing on all cylinders here. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2773 Well, well, well, lookie here Bozo, this is why you lost! This here is a politician and he belongs in the how many 'Morons' can you stuff contest!! 1.2826 0.06245 92 73 12 7
2774 I think I’ve found the source of that unfunny noise. 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2775 The owners manual said there was a risk of accountants buildup after 20,000 miles. 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2776 It appears that your battery isn't funny." 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2777 I don’t know if we’ll be able to replace these parts. 1.2826 0.05202 92 68 22 2
2778 Bad news, the front left one finally listened to his parents. 1.2826 0.06245 92 73 12 7
2779 Look who's here. The clownss in da hood" 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2780 I have no idea how my son got in there, but it’s gonna be $400 to remove 1.2824 0.06175 85 66 14 5
2781 Well there's your problem. One of your cylinders has lost its sense of humor, and the others are getting serious too. 1.2824 0.05189 85 62 22 1
2782 Your timing belt needs to be replaced. 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
2783 One of these things is not like the others ,one of these things is not like the same. 1.2824 0.05452 85 63 20 2
2784 I see you’re using non OEM parts again Clarence. 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
2785 I'm afraid you'll have to take it to the dealership - he's proprietary. 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
2786 Maybe you might want to reconsider the whole "brother-in-law as a mechanic" option. 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
2787 Well, here's your problem. Someone replaced your Bozo cylinder with a middle aged white guy. 1.2824 0.05452 85 63 20 2
2788 Believe it or not you've exceeded the limit. 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
2789 Looks like you're low on laughs. 1.2824 0.05452 85 63 20 2
2790 Ah! Here's your problem. I usually say that someone funny is going on, but this looks serious. 1.2824 0.05944 85 65 16 4
2791 ‘I think you can get one more in there’ 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
2792 I’m sorry sir - we don’t do repairs on hybrid vehicles. 1.2809 0.05297 89 66 21 2
2793 I see your problem here. This model uses ‘All Clown.’ 1.2809 0.06390 89 71 11 7
2794 Looks like your gag line is clogged up. 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
2795 I'm afraid your agent's been taking you for a ride. 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
2796 Here’s your problem. This is a clown car. Runs on clown tears, requires clown parts. Some idiot installed a generic dipstick in here. Good news, it’s fixable. Hand me that oversized squeezy-horn. 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
2797 There's your problem. That's is not a standard part for a Clown Victoria. 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
2798 Next time, just see how many you can get in a phone booth. 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
2799 I checked it out and there is definitely something funny going on. 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
2800 Senator, your run for reelection needs some fine tuning 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
2801 This is why you never go to the dealership for maintenance. 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
2802 They give me access to the carpool lane. 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
2803 That's why your engine isn't making a funny noise! 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
2804 I can’t remove a Senator. 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
2805 There's your trouble. One piston has blown his wig and makeup. 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
2806 I don’t think you’ll find the cost of the replacement part very funny 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
2807 Since #MeToo they don’t go anywhere without their lawyer. 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
2808 Sorry, but, we don't do that kind of lube job here. 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
2809 Yep, there’s something wonky about your engine. 1.2809 0.05297 89 66 21 2
2810 If we remove the hood I bet we both can squeeze in too. 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
2811 Which one of you clowns stole the dipstick?! 1.2809 0.05297 89 66 21 2
2812 Looks like you're only running on 75% laughing gas. 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
2813 It was this or a barrel of monkeys 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
2814 Looks like you are overdue for a makeup change. 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
2815 I've heard of horsepower, but... 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
2816 The fourth cylinder head is from a Mercedes. 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
2817 One of your head gaskets is losing its sense of humor. 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
2818 Get this clown out of my car. 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
2819 Of course it won't start. He's an accountant. 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
2820 You say your engine is making a funny sound? 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
2821 Yes, we tried to remove him, he was clearly an anomaly for clown cars, but his lawyer got a restraining order to let him stay. Why? I have no idea. 1.2809 0.05297 89 66 21 2
2822 It's been running a little funny lately. 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
2823 He's a real dipstick. 1.2809 0.05297 89 66 21 2
2824 Who is the funny looking one? 1.2800 0.06454 75 58 13 4
2825 You need to change the kid. 1.2796 0.05993 93 73 14 6
2826 Your battery is deadpan. 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2827 Hi, We are consultants from McKinsey and we’re here to help 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
2828 Air Force One was out of fuel. 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
2829 Something’s NOT funny under the hood 1.2791 0.05139 86 63 22 1
2830 Looks like your clown posse isn’t completely insane 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
2831 Looks like Bill Gates is once again the root of the problem. @kraa 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
2832 'Engine'er is broken, clowns are fine though. 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
2833 My dealer said it gives 300 laughs per gallon. 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
2834 Well you can’t expect an old Buick part to work in a car that runs on laughing gas. 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
2835 Hmm -You’re not firing on all 6,... 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
2836 He hasn't really mastered the whole undercover boss thing. 1.2791 0.05398 86 64 20 2
2837 How'd that funny looking' clown get there?" "Don't know. It was running just fine 'til he quit his sales job to join the circus. 1.2791 0.05139 86 63 22 1
2838 Competent accountant though he was, Steve longed for his days of being the class clown and sought his kin in the oddest of places. 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
2839 Dave's only considered a clown within accounting circles, for practical purposes, your car is still one short. 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
2840 Just as I thought, one of your clowns is stodgy. 1.2791 0.05398 86 64 20 2
2841 Another historic achievement, Mr. President: all of your Cabinet members are creepy clowns, too! 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
2842 It's supposed to hold ten. 1.2791 0.05398 86 64 20 2
2843 He's our white collar crime clown. 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
2844 When was the last time you had a clown change? 1.2791 0.04865 86 66 18 2
2845 I asked for genuine clown car parts 1.2791 0.05139 86 63 22 1
2846 He just had to go to the bathroom . Out. 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
2847 Looks like like it needs a three-ring job. 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
2848 I can try just a red nose, but to get this running properly, I think we may need an orange wig and seltzer bottle. 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
2849 I think this explains your car's poor performance. 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
2850 My car has been making funny noises 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
2851 That's not what I meant when I said, "Fill 'er up." 1.2791 0.05139 86 63 22 1
2852 I'm sorry but, I'm afraid you voided your warranty putting that in your car. 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
2853 It appears that someone used an aftermarket cylinder head on your last repair. 1.2791 0.05398 86 64 20 2
2854 Well, there's your problem; your greasepaint level's a quart low. 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
2855 OK, you and the clowns got to go! 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
2856 I told you not to get involved in politics'. 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
2857 Oh,I see what the problem is. You can't simply replace a clown with a normal fellow and expect it to run as usual! 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
2858 Just as I thought. There's something funny going on under the hood. 1.2791 0.05139 86 63 22 1
2859 Right off, I can see you have a wrong part. 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
2860 Looks like you've got one bad cylinder. 1.2791 0.05398 86 64 20 2
2861 Here's your problem. This one is a university administrator, not a literal clown. 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
2862 Change the oil and rotate the clowns 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
2863 I think you misunderstood me. We service Crown Vics.” 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
2864 One of these doesn’t fit. 1.2791 0.06331 86 68 12 6
2865 In my professional opinion, you now have enough uniformed personnel to dominate the carnival battlespace. 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
2866 There's the problem, an off-market replacement part. 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
2867 Well, while he is a clown, he’s not an original factory clown, so your warranty is void. 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
2868 Looks like it's time for a clown change. 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
2869 One of your cylinder heads needs to be re-clowned. 1.2791 0.05398 86 64 20 2
2870 Just as I feared - part of your clown drive is running for office. I'm afraid you're going to have to take it to a Russian mechanic. They're the only ones I know who can fix something like this. 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
2871 Stop clowning around , you know you don't belong here! 1.2791 0.06331 86 68 12 6
2872 Well, I guess this clown is the new normal now. 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
2873 There’s your problem: an accountant instead of a clown catalytic converter! 1.2791 0.06111 86 67 14 5
2874 No wonder it's no fun anymore. We gotta get this nerd outa here. 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
2875 I'm afraid what you have here is no joke. 1.2791 0.05883 86 66 16 4
2876 It looks like there's a problem with the four silly-inder engine. 1.2791 0.05398 86 64 20 2
2877 Well, it’s NOT the carburetor. 1.2791 0.05139 86 63 22 1
2878 He isn't even zany. In a clown car, he's a nonstarter." 1.2791 0.05646 86 65 18 3
2879 It wasn't meant to hold 100, Senator. 1.2791 0.06331 86 68 12 6
2880 The problem is serious. 1.2785 0.05679 79 59 18 2
2881 May be time for you clowns to consider a sedan. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2882 No, I had no idea he was adopted. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2883 the alternator is working just fine 1.2771 0.05505 83 62 19 2
2884 Says he needs a break from his political party..." 1.2771 0.06015 83 64 15 4
2885 This is why we insist on using only genuine replacement parts. 1.2771 0.05505 83 62 19 2
2886 So was the squeak coming from the left side or the right? 1.2771 0.05766 83 63 17 3
2887 Well, no wonder you're hearing funny noises coming from the engine! 1.2771 0.05231 83 61 21 1
2888 I can see why you're having performance problems. 1.2771 0.05231 83 61 21 1
2889 Looks like you've got some serious engine trouble. 1.2771 0.05231 83 61 21 1
2890 I see the problem - you ran out of laughs. 1.2771 0.06255 83 65 13 5
2891 So you say there's a funny noise coming from under the hood? 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
2892 I see your problem... Someone replaced your Bozo with a Kevin. I can fix it, but I can't promise it will ever run the same. 1.2759 0.05089 87 64 22 1
2893 I did say that laughter can fix anything 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
2894 When your car runs on Premium clowns , the Office clown just won't do. 1.2759 0.05345 87 65 20 2
2895 One of the cylinders sounds serious 1.2759 0.06266 87 69 12 6
2896 Yes, he says that this week’s Cabinet meeting will indeed be held under the hood. 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
2897 Looks like a Serious problem right here. 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
2898 Looks like some clown left a tool under the hood. 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
2899 I think I found why your car hasn't been acting funny lately. 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
2900 Obvious signs of blow-by in number 4. 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
2901 There's your problem--it's serious. 1.2759 0.05345 87 65 20 2
2902 The engine seems a bit funny. 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
2903 Which clown replaced the distributor head? 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
2904 I can replace the bit but I can’t improve the bit. 1.2759 0.05089 87 64 22 1
2905 Wait a minute; how did that get in there? 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
2906 You have a serious problem with your engine Mr. Bozo. 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
2907 Mercedes Benz--those Germans have no sense of humor. 1.2759 0.05345 87 65 20 2
2908 You've got a "serious" problem with your engine. 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
2909 I see the problem. You repaired the engine with a bad part. 1.2759 0.05345 87 65 20 2
2910 Looks like you need to replace two clowns Bozo. 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
2911 I thought I heard something funny under the hood. 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
2912 They're what's left of the EPA. 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
2913 You said it keeps making funny sounds? 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
2914 I think the little guy with the tie is the source of your problem, Sir. 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
2915 Sir, I’m going to have to ask you to leave. 1.2759 0.05345 87 65 20 2
2916 I see the problem! There's someone here who doesn't quite fit. 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
2917 And you guys are saying that Bob Dylan just, just left you here? 1.2759 0.06266 87 69 12 6
2918 I need you to get that clown outta my spot. 1.2759 0.05345 87 65 20 2
2919 How long has it not been making a funny noise? 1.2759 0.05089 87 64 22 1
2920 This is your problem right here -- an odd nut. 1.2759 0.05089 87 64 22 1
2921 Checking under the hood isn't what it used to be. 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
2922 You got here just in time, looks like you're about to throw a Rod. 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
2923 Here's the problem- one of your cylinder heads isn't particularly funny. 1.2759 0.05824 87 67 16 4
2924 OK what did you clowns do with the engine? 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
2925 Here’s your problem - this part here is serious... 1.2759 0.05345 87 65 20 2
2926 You got gentrification starting under the hood. 1.2754 0.06811 69 54 11 4
2927 I'm... I'm not with them 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
2928 Looks like they replaced Bubbles with a cheap corporate alternative 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
2929 Surprise Mr. President, may I present to you your Cabinet. Happy Birthday! 1.2747 0.06264 91 73 11 7
2930 Mr. Trump, I think we found the rest of your family. 1.2747 0.06456 91 74 9 8
2931 I don't understand how this could happen a second time.. 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
2932 Trump and his clowns on their way to the Republican convention. 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
2933 It looks like you broke one of your comedic timing belts. 1.2747 0.05198 91 68 21 2
2934 Sir, you have a government official in here; that's your problem. 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
2935 Somehow I thought there’d be more of them... 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
2936 Joe, no short circuits in here, but I did find a short circus. 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
2937 Every time I open the hood, there are more of them! 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
2938 Yup, see it all the time. You’ve got a Steven in the Bozo Belt. 1.2747 0.06066 91 72 13 6
2939 Yeah, there is always a white guy under the hood 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
2940 The carpool lane discount was just too good to pass up. 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
2941 This might be expensive to fix, but you might save some money on taxes. 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
2942 Forget the tune-up. Just tell them to move their legs faster. 1.2747 0.06066 91 72 13 6
2943 This is not the time to clown around. 1.2747 0.05198 91 68 21 2
2944 Uh Oh! It looks like someone used a BMW replacement part. 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
2945 Just as I feared - a serious problem. 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
2946 Well this explains why the laughter is stuck. There's a bureaucrat in your engine. 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
2947 And you want me to rotate their shoes? 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
2948 I see where the unfunny noise is coming from. 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
2949 You're going to need more than an oil change. 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
2950 I have a feeling Canada won't let you in .... 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
2951 What clown changed your oil last time? 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
2952 I know some people think the whole ‘social distancing’ thing is a joke, but don’t you guys think this is taking a step too far? 1.2747 0.06066 91 72 13 6
2953 Yes, the oxygen sensor. About $500 in parts and labor. And for another $25, I'll get rid of the accountant. 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
2954 They need to wear better running shoes 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
2955 Help us get to the White House. We've got room for one more. 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
2956 Here's the clown that's gumming up the works! 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
2957 Think I found the problem. White men can't pedal. 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
2958 It's temporary but it will take you as far as election day. 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
2959 I’ve been meaning to tell you, I’m a hybrid 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
2960 . . . . and there's also four-on-the-floor ! 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
2961 You need a new accountant. 1.2747 0.06066 91 72 13 6
2962 There's your problem. Somebody put in a tax attorney. 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
2963 There’s some character in this vehicle. 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
2964 Looks like you've got some serious trouble. 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
2965 One of your fool cells needs to be changed 1.2747 0.05198 91 68 21 2
2966 Send in the clown mechanics. 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
2967 Until now, engine trouble was no laughing matter. 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
2968 Looks like your mechanic used an aftermarket clown. 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
2969 There's your problem. He isn't an original factory part. 1.2747 0.05198 91 68 21 2
2970 These cars just aren't the same since they moved the engine to the rear. 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
2971 This car doesn't run on regular. 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
2972 Well, I guess I did tell you to fill her up. 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
2973 Underneath that suit there's a soul of a clown. 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
2974 That's right. I am an Uber driver. 1.2747 0.06066 91 72 13 6
2975 You’re still using additives? 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
2976 Are these the clowns that are driving the country to ruin? 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
2977 A show of hands, please! Who here can't throw a carefully-aimed custard pie without worrying about getting some on their tie? 1.2747 0.05198 91 68 21 2
2978 Oh, that's Harry. He thought I said TOWN car. 1.2747 0.06066 91 72 13 6
2979 I could take him out, but he’s needed to audit the count. 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
2980 What? No face masks? 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
2981 I have plenty of clowns in my shop, but I’ll have to special order the working stiff. 1.2747 0.05198 91 68 21 2
2982 I said, 'what we need right now is a good cartoon' - not a car tune. 1.2747 0.06066 91 72 13 6
2983 Looks like you have a faulty cylinder head — shouldn’t have a tie on it. 1.2747 0.05198 91 68 21 2
2984 Ah, the old 4-joke engine. 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
2985 You seem to have one non Original Equipment Manufacturer part. 1.2747 0.05198 91 68 21 2
2986 Here's your problem. You have an character that doesn't belong. 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
2987 Oh, I see the problem with your clown mobile, one of the 4 cylinders is way to serious" 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
2988 The cause of your problem is Sparky isn't sparking, and Blinky does not blink. 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
2989 He didn't have time to change after his day job as a Congressman. 1.2747 0.06264 91 73 11 7
2990 I found the problem. Your auditor isn't funny. 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
2991 Enough with the clowning around Glen. Get back to work. 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
2992 It's not working because you have the White House staff in here. 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
2993 Looks like this one is defective! 1.2747 0.06066 91 72 13 6
2994 I only work on European clown cars. 1.2747 0.05198 91 68 21 2
2995 It looks like your CPA is suppressing the spark to the other three cylinders. 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
2996 Son, why did you run away and join the circus? 1.2747 0.06066 91 72 13 6
2997 It's out of laughing gas. 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
2998 Here's your problem. Three are dressed like clowns. This on actually is a clown. 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
2999 I think I found the source of those "funny noises" coming from under your hood 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
3000 You've got some real spark plugs under the hood, but one's a dud." 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
3001 You may need to hold your cabinet meeting in my breakroom. 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
3002 So this is what you meant when you said you had a “four silly” engine. 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
3003 well it’s obvious what the problem is, he’s an aftermarket clown !” 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
3004 So THIS is how a circus quarantines. 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
3005 This is the first time a breakdown has scared the crap out of me. 1.2747 0.05861 91 71 15 5
3006 Stephen King would have a shit if he saw Christine right now. 1.2747 0.06264 91 73 11 7
3007 SON, I'M HAVING THAT NIGHTMARE AGAIN. 1.2747 0.06066 91 72 13 6
3008 It's been running funny. 1.2747 0.06066 91 72 13 6
3009 This explains the funny sounds you've been hearing! 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
3010 You're right. I hear the unfunny noise too. 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
3011 Well, there's your problem; you've got a non-clown in the engine block. 1.2747 0.06264 91 73 11 7
3012 I told you I heard something funny under there. 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
3013 Sorry, Mac, this car don’t take regular. 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
3014 Yes, I repair clown cars, but this is a hybrid. 1.2747 0.05198 91 68 21 2
3015 The quad chuckle generator has been contaminated by a straight man. 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
3016 It's obvious what's wrong. You are one clown short. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
3017 You've been served. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
3018 Sir, they said six feet apart, not six in a car... 1.2738 0.05449 84 63 19 2
3019 So you said the engine sounded funny? 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
3020 This is what happens when you go generic. 1.2738 0.05952 84 68 12 4
3021 Oh, you haven’t heard? America runs on clowns. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
3022 So there is your problem, one of the clowns has a dry sense of humor. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
3023 I get that there would be clowns in this car, but what is this civilian doing here? 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
3024 Alright kids, no funny business now 1.2738 0.05449 84 63 19 2
3025 Sorry, you’ll have to take it to the dealership to replace dead pan parts. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
3026 I know the reception can be bad around here, but I said I could fix your TOWN car. 1.2738 0.05179 84 62 21 1
3027 Larry told his dad he didn't want to be in the car business, in a few subtle ways.. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
3028 You weren’t lying when you said you though you heard something funny under the hood... 1.2738 0.05179 84 62 21 1
3029 I thought this was the bunker! 1.2738 0.05179 84 62 21 1
3030 majority has lost its meaning these days 1.2738 0.05449 84 63 19 2
3031 If they pedal together, the car will run smoothly. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
3032 I'm sure if we just swap out this square part,you'll be back in sync. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
3033 He’s the reason your car doesn’t sound funny. 1.2738 0.05179 84 62 21 1
3034 You're a quart low on wacky 1.2738 0.05179 84 62 21 1
3035 I’m afraid that our Friends and Family promotion has expired. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
3036 I could squeeze you in on Tuesday 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
3037 Yip looks like a classic break clown 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
3038 Somehow he got past security. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
3039 Well, there's you're problem right there....a non-genuine part. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
3040 I see the problem. One of these isn't really a clown, it's just a guy who starts arguments with strangers in comments sections. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
3041 That's not what's causing the noise. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
3042 As soon as we popped the hood we saw what was dragging down your performance. 1.2738 0.05449 84 63 19 2
3043 No substitute for horse power 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
3044 Okay, you in front left, out!! Clowns only! 1.2738 0.05449 84 63 19 2
3045 This isn’t what I meant when I said our children could carpool. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
3046 Well I think I found your tickling noise. 1.2738 0.05179 84 62 21 1
3047 Gee, Mr. President... looks like Eric didn't get the memo. 1.2738 0.06636 84 68 9 7
3048 What kind of circus are you running here? 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
3049 Only a V-4? 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
3050 We're going to have to issue a recall. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
3051 Looks serious – it's the infiltrator 1.2738 0.05449 84 63 19 2
3052 Well there's your problem right there ... Little Billy Isn't In His Clown Suit - Your One Clown Short 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
3053 No wonder you're having trouble, you have a bad crank in your cam crew. 1.2738 0.05449 84 63 19 2
3054 He doesn't look happy. 1.2738 0.05449 84 63 19 2
3055 I think I found what's been making that funny noise. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
3056 All I did was ask him to 'fill 'er up.' 1.2738 0.05449 84 63 19 2
3057 Would you believe that at one time people thought that this was hilarious. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
3058 I see the problem: this one right here's too stiff. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
3059 Bozo, you have a dud. 1.2738 0.05449 84 63 19 2
3060 Sorry, but this is no laughing matter. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
3061 As a mechanic, I am not qualified to vet your cabinet 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
3062 You've got to be kidding me. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
3063 If you take this on the road, I’ll have to report you for human trafficking. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
3064 Wich one doesn’t belong here? 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
3065 His knock-knock jokes could be the problem. 1.2738 0.05449 84 63 19 2
3066 There is something funny with the engine. 1.2738 0.05449 84 63 19 2
3067 The last car squeezed in four clowns and a President. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
3068 Well, if you want to be hittin' on all four, you'll have to replace this Secretary of Defense. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
3069 The Cabinet has arrived! 1.2738 0.06416 84 67 11 6
3070 Well, we’ll put it on the hoist but I think your engine’s missing a Bozo. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
3071 This is what happens when you don’t use original manufacturer parts. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
3072 Honestly, I've lost track of whether we're supposed to be funny or scary. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
3073 Sorry, Sir, but in order to reinstall the engine, your Cabinet is going to have to go in the trunk. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
3074 I can only diagnose it. To fix it you're going to need to take it to a Clown College. 1.2738 0.05449 84 63 19 2
3075 Ride sharing has gotten out of hand. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
3076 You've clearly got a timing issue. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
3077 Hey pal we gave you the aftermarket upgrade. You didn't ask for branded. 1.2738 0.05179 84 62 21 1
3078 Uh-oh, this isn't good! But at least we know why your engine's not making a funny noise. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
3079 It's going nowhere without a woman in the engine. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
3080 You said it's a honking sound? 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
3081 I had one of these once. They do run a little funny. 1.2738 0.05449 84 63 19 2
3082 'Looks like things have gotten clogged up with an oil executive.' 1.2738 0.05449 84 63 19 2
3083 I've always wondered how you get get 45 miles per gollon and carry seven passengers. 1.2738 0.04895 84 61 23 0
3084 Well this might explain the engine knock. 1.2738 0.05179 84 62 21 1
3085 Another Russian Hybrid recall. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
3086 He's a Senator. Your car runs on a different type of clown. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
3087 I can fix its nose, sure, but the performance will always be lacking 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
3088 It's the alternator 1.2738 0.05449 84 63 19 2
3089 Yeah, there's your problem. That one doesn't clown around. 1.2738 0.05179 84 62 21 1
3090 As I suspected. It's the cylinder heads. 1.2738 0.05449 84 63 19 2
3091 I see your car lost its timing, though it's late in my career And there ought not to be so many clowns Well, maybe I can have it fixed next year 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
3092 Larry never could shake the his heavy sense of Imposter Syndrome. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
3093 See that part isn't clown car factory authorized. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
3094 He flunked clown school. 1.2738 0.05449 84 63 19 2
3095 I give up! Where's the engine? 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
3096 Looks like your front-left is low on seltzer. 1.2738 0.05179 84 62 21 1
3097 I'm gonna need a bigger tool. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
3098 Gotta get the odd one out!! 1.2727 0.05535 88 69 15 4
3099 You didn’t tell me the car was American made. 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
3100 Don't bother, their here 1.2727 0.06610 88 72 8 8
3101 Adding an accountant failed to improve fool economy. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
3102 I knew the telsa front trunk was a joke 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
3103 So you say the engine's making an unfunny sound ... 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
3104 Let's try a week's solitary confinement with Fox News. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
3105 Ronald? Your mother and I have been worried sick! 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
3106 I'm no expert, but I'm pretty sure this exceeds the seating capacity. 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
3107 I think I found the source of the 'unfunny sound' you were hearing. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
3108 Looks like there's a tie in your comic timing belt. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
3109 There's your problem, this accountant shouldn't be in here. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
3110 Your warranty doesn’t cover gallows humor fatigue. 1.2727 0.05041 88 65 22 1
3111 Here's the funny noise coming from your engine. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
3112 Looks like you have a square in your engine. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
3113 The problem, Mr. Sprinkles, is under the hood. One of your spark plugs is an accountant. 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
3114 I see the problem, this is a four clown engine and one of them has been displaced. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
3115 Well there's the problem right there. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
3116 I see your problem, someone here is NOT funny. 1.2727 0.05294 88 68 17 3
3117 I long for the days of the simple tune-up. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
3118 This is might be why your car was running a little funny. 1.2727 0.05041 88 65 22 1
3119 Theses 4 head engines always seem to run a little funny. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
3120 Okay, we'll just get you a new nut. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
3121 I think I see why you're hearing that not funny noise. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
3122 It's a four cylinder,turbo clowned. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
3123 There's your problem — one cylinder's completely out of sync. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
3124 Well, this may explain the engine noise. 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
3125 That's strange, this part just isn't funny! 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
3126 Another batch of ousted Cabinet members. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
3127 So this car's built to run on 100% clown. You see that one in the necktie? That's your problem. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
3128 One of these is not like the others. 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
3129 There's your problem. Your Rod's Tie is broken. 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
3130 I think we have found the reason your car is acting funny. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
3131 Sidney? 1.2727 0.06410 88 71 10 7
3132 Stop clowning around, Karl. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
3133 As you can see, it comes fully equipped. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
3134 This explains the not so funny noise... 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
3135 So you said your engine was making an “unfunny” sound. I think I see the problem. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
3136 Well, it looks like I've found what's been causing that dull hum you've been complaining about. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
3137 Looks to me like you're not firing on all four cylinders. 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
3138 It’s a ‘why-brid‘. 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
3139 Fred, stop trying to be a clown. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
3140 Here's your problem...a clown in a tie under your hood. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
3141 We’ll need to find a way to bypass the governor. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
3142 Pedal faster this time. 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
3143 There's something funny going on with your car, sir. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
3144 Your problem is a serious ONE. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
3145 You're not clicking on all clowns. 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
3146 Maybe you should have removed the Uber sticker when you bought this used car? 1.2727 0.05535 88 67 18 3
3147 I'm going to need some face paint and an orange wig. 1.2727 0.06203 88 70 12 6
3148 Well this one in front needs a costume change. Have you tried greasepaint? 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
3149 Oh heavens, one of your sillyinders turned serious. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
3150 This will NOT be cheap 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
3151 Yep just as I thought ―it's a circus in here. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
3152 A clunking sound you said? 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
3153 The issue with your engine is getting pretty serious, definitely not clowning around anymore 1.2716 0.05559 81 61 18 2
3154 This is serious. He's not OEM. 1.2716 0.05830 81 62 16 3
3155 I wouldn’t say he fits in. 1.2716 0.05274 81 60 20 1
3156 Here’s your problem sir. One of your jesters is mismatched. 1.2716 0.06089 81 63 14 4
3157 There's a misfire on cylinder 1. 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
3158 You again? 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
3159 There’s your problem right there...Grover Norquist 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
3160 I’m Cathy’s Clown 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
3161 Say hello to my little friends 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
3162 Whoever performed your last service was Pennywise and clown foolish. 1.2683 0.06268 82 65 12 5
3163 It's gonna cost ten dollars for the makeup and two hundred forty to put it on. 1.2676 0.05659 71 53 17 1
3164 I suggest a caption for a different cartoon that perhaps one of your artists would like to draw. I am imagining a hospital scene in which a patient on his bed looks at his doctor with a puzzled look and says, "Who knew that viruses could go viral?" 1.2674 0.06282 86 69 11 6
3165 Well this looks like a serious problem. 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
3166 No wonder why it kept shooting rainbow scarves every time I honked. 1.2639 0.05932 72 55 15 2
3167 Once you get one these accountants nesting in the engine, it always throws off the timing. 1.2632 0.06032 76 59 14 3
3168 Are you absolutely certain you can't squeeze in just one more? 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
3169 Horse power is a thing of the past. 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
3170 The Weebles wobble fine, but they won’t turn over. 1.2615 0.05915 65 49 15 1
3171 Who’s the bozo with the glasses? 1.2597 0.05669 77 59 16 2
3172 The world is full of clowns so why am I not laughing? 1.2593 0.05205 81 61 19 1
3173 Well here’s your problem. This is a six clown engine and you’re trying to run her on four. I see this all the time. 1.2581 0.06056 62 47 14 1
3174 You're a quart low and we refilled the wiper fluid. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3175 I had no idea there were such serious consequences for ignoring the “check engine” light 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
3176 This is the last time I take acid before coming to work 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3177 Bob is there to make sure everyone stays socially distanced 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3178 I know your new intern is a joke but this car runs on only full time clowns. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3179 There were so many disclaimers, car companies found it was cheaper to install a lawyer under the hood. 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
3180 See there's the problem, the accountant has to be in the back 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
3181 We found the rumble in the engine, but we haven’t gotten at the squeak yet 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3182 I appreciate the gesture, but it’s still illegal to get together in groups over ten 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3183 Oh my! Looks like there's a Jim where your Jingles should be. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3184 He handles the finances 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
3185 Sorry, but you’re going to be late to the Trump rally. 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
3186 That's going to cost you extra. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3187 You’ve been running it too hard for too long... they’ve unionized 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
3188 You are suppose to replace your clowns before middle-age. 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
3189 I can't help you, but Chuckles Imports down the road might be able to swipe him out. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
3190 Somebody put a Walter where your Bozo should be. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3191 How many miles has it been since you last changed the makeup? 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
3192 Thanks but it’s not my car 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
3193 Mr. Ringling, we need to replace your right front clown. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3194 I see your problem. You have Bill from accounting and he’s only mildly amusing. 1.2561 0.04850 82 61 21 0
3195 Looks like you gotta curmudgeon in your carburetor. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3196 Jacksonville is straight ahead. 1.2561 0.06449 82 67 9 6
3197 One of your plugs doesn't have much of a spark. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
3198 If you want to get around town, get rid of a few clowns! 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3199 Your buddy here says one of these clowns is gonna pay? 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3200 Oh don't give me that look, clowns can break the social distancing rule. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3201 I see the problem...you have a stowaway from accounting thats a drag on your fun. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3202 I’ve heard of the 3 1/2 cylinder clown car. Just never thought I’d see one. 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
3203 Looks like this one's missing a Spark 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
3204 Engine looks a little funny to me !! 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
3205 You clowns are really in a hurry to leave Washington DC! 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
3206 Mark simply didn't feel like a clown anymore 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3207 If you want to put in the big orange clown you'll have to clear out the front compartment. 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
3208 Looks like someone replaced your Bozo with Bob from accounting. 1.2561 0.06449 82 67 9 6
3209 I found your problem and it looks serious... 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
3210 Well, that explains the horn honking. 1.2561 0.06449 82 67 9 6
3211 Well, first of all, from one apprentice to another - I think you should lose the tie... 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
3212 This is too expensive! They eat too much. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3213 Something's not making a funny noise when it idles. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3214 I'm sorry, but there's just no accounting for clowns. 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
3215 You say it's making a 'funny' noise... 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
3216 Sir, this is no laughing matter. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3217 Hmm... Something here looks funny to me. 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
3218 Tell the White House motor pool that I don't have room for their overflow. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
3219 Goddamit Jenkins, quit clowning around and get back to accounting! 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3220 Let me see if I have any rebuilt wigs in back. 1.2561 0.05151 82 62 19 1
3221 When did it stop making funny noise? 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3222 The good news is your horn is working. 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
3223 The problem is that one of your pistons seized up. He got elected. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
3224 'Send in the Clowns' is a song, dude. 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
3225 This one here shouldn't be straight like that. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
3226 No wonder. Your seals are shot. 1.2561 0.06449 82 67 9 6
3227 Seems like one of your pistons is bad. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
3228 No horn but they yell pretty loud and No air brakes. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3229 No wonder it's making funny noises. 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
3230 Now I see the problem. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3231 It's obvious some clown put the wrong part in your engine. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3232 You need 4 shocks, 4 brake sets and 12 cup holders. 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
3233 White folks are always making trouble in the 'hood. 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
3234 I dunno, man. This is just a lot to process. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
3235 Oh wow a Trumpmobile. How did you manage to make it this far? 1.2561 0.06449 82 67 9 6
3236 You have a misfiring cylinder causing your vehicle's comic timing to be seriously disrupted. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
3237 It's this fourth cylinder--light on the show, long on the biz. 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
3238 At least one cylinder is doing his job. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3239 Your accountant thinks it’s time you stop claiming the others as dependents 1.2561 0.05151 82 62 19 1
3240 Ooh! This Problem Looks Serious 1.2561 0.05435 82 65 14 3
3241 No, no, no........all we need are four new pairs of shoes.....! 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3242 It looks like you have a hybrid 3 clownpower engine, I see. 1.2561 0.05151 82 62 19 1
3243 Yes, sir, four new sets of brake shoes now! 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
3244 I told you the engine was acting funny. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3245 The one in the hat isn't pedalling at all 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
3246 There's definitely something funny under the hood. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
3247 The problem is your cylinder heads look funny. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
3248 I warned you about using generic brand parts. 1.2561 0.05151 82 62 19 1
3249 There's your problem, this one's not a clown. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3250 It's not just the oil that needs a change--consider this my resignation. 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
3251 I’m not that familiar with this model, but this one part seems normal; it’s the rest of it that looks funny. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
3252 This isn't exactly what is meant by "people power. 1.2561 0.06449 82 67 9 6
3253 I'm just not a gas jockey, Dad. I'm joining the circus. 1.2561 0.05151 82 62 19 1
3254 You're running it a clown low, that's your first problem. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3255 We usually see this problem only in Volkswagen Beatles!” 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
3256 Your clown to nerd ratio’s out of synch... 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3257 What you have is an episode of Undercover Boss. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3258 I hear it too, something doesn’t sound funny. 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
3259 I'll need to get it up on the lift, but it looks like there's something funny going on under the hood. 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
3260 We are going to have to order the correct parts. 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
3261 It's your attire that is flat. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
3262 Those aftermarket clowns just don't perform well. 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
3263 Looks like a square got mixed in with your screwballs. Spritz it with a little seltzer, and you’ll be good to go. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3264 Would you like some loaner unicycles? 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3265 Sorry for the confusion. People only really call the Model 3 a clown car because of Tesla's founder. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
3266 I can see that somebody else worked on this before. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
3267 There's your problem, the foil. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3268 Well, I can see your problem right there. It's Ed from Accounting. 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
3269 He's doing a very thorough audit of our auto repair expenses. 1.2561 0.05151 82 62 19 1
3270 There's your problem right there. It seems your squad has thrown a Rod. 1.2561 0.05151 82 62 19 1
3271 The one with the tie is not factory original. 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
3272 Bad news: gotta replace the head. 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
3273 I'll have your funny car ready to race by the end of the week. 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
3274 "If you're not the problem, then let's hear you beep. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3275 Hoo,boy. That's the worst de-clowning I've ever seen... 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
3276 You’ve got a real serious problem there. 1.2537 0.05763 67 51 15 1
3277 I swapped it out, but couldn't find manufacturer parts. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
3278 So there was something making an unfunny noise in there ... 1.2533 0.05724 75 58 15 2
3279 One of the clowns timing is off. 1.2533 0.06031 75 59 13 3
3280 Your not the first one I’ve seen with this problem. A lot of folks are been driven to insanity right now. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
3281 he isn’t hiding, he’s just inspecting it 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
3282 Scoot over, you guys! Make room for you know who. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
3283 Sure I can fix it; I just need to rewire a few circus. 1.2532 0.05243 79 60 18 1
3284 I’m sorry sir, we can’t service Cadillac One unless all occupants are wearing masks. Please check CDC rules in the glove box or online. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
3285 Oh you were serious, I thought you were clowning around. 1.2532 0.05243 79 60 18 1
3286 Wait, an Uber Pool isn’t supposed to be like this? 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
3287 Donald thought to himself, perhaps there Was someone better suited for the job. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
3288 I picked a bad week to stop sniffing glue 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
3289 I'm sorry Mr. President, this car won't make it to the election. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
3290 You want to replace the air bags with whoopee cushions? 1.2532 0.06612 79 65 8 6
3291 You’re right. There were funny noises coming from under your hood. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
3292 I think we found your problem, Mr. Boffo." 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
3293 Whoa!! I've seen this before & it's no laughing matter. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
3294 You see, your shtick isn't running well because this businessman is reducing your total clown capacity. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
3295 Looks like someone installed a counterfeit cylinder head. 1.2532 0.04923 79 59 20 0
3296 I see nothing funny here. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
3297 Yes, this is my family. That's my dad in the front. 1.2532 0.04923 79 59 20 0
3298 It is a four clown power car. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
3299 Will the real Republican please stand up? 1.2532 0.06612 79 65 8 6
3300 What do you mean Stephen Miller said you can ride up front again" 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
3301 Your problem is the guy with the tie. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
3302 Greg, how did you get here? 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
3303 These new emissions standards are a joke. 1.2532 0.04923 79 59 20 0
3304 I always carry a few spares. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
3305 That's your problem right there! The master cylinder wants a raise. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
3306 There's a honking noise coming from under the hood. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
3307 Timing’s off. That’s your problem. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
3308 Your #1 valve looks like it's a little stiff. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
3309 That is easy to fix. It is just a clerical error. 1.2532 0.05243 79 60 18 1
3310 It's this or Russian nesting dolls. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
3311 Now there’s your problem. The gears are all Krusty. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
3312 Here’s your problem...you have a stowaway. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
3313 There's your problem right there. He's not funny. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
3314 Yeah that one’s not a genuine part, but it's more his deadpan delivery that's kept this show on the road. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
3315 He's perfectly happy working for me. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
3316 One of your clowns has a nasty case of the Mondays. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
3317 You have a serious problem with your cylinder heads. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
3318 You say it's making a lot of funny noises? 1.2532 0.05243 79 60 18 1
3319 One of you cylinders is not acting the clown. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
3320 Whoa, is that a lawyer? There’s no way I’m getting HIM out of there. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
3321 Which one of these clowns is misfiring? 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
3322 It appears there are a few shorts in the wiring 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
3323 Sorry Mr Chuckles, but this isn't covered under your extended service contract. 1.2532 0.05243 79 60 18 1
3324 That unfunny noise you heard is coming from this accountant. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
3325 There's your problem, you have an accountant clowning around. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
3326 This is the British model with the boot in the front. You are looking for the engine, which is in the back. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
3327 Your engine's a joke 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
3328 That funny noise? I ruled one thing out. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
3329 I'm afraid what I found under your hood is no laughing matter. 1.2532 0.05243 79 60 18 1
3330 here's your problem! You have a government employee in there screwing up the works 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
3331 Well, that explains the knocking sound you heard. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
3332 I see your problem. You need to change the clowns every 3 months or 3000 miles. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
3333 See, here's the problem, you can't use aftermarket parts in a car like this. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
3334 There's your problem--you've still got an Obama appointee in the Clown-Around Trumpmobile. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
3335 There's something not so funny under the hood. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
3336 Looks like your William Barr is faulty Mr. Trump. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
3337 Nothing's funny about non-OEM components. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
3338 I’m afraid you have a broken circus breaker 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
3339 Holy Cow! You have a Miss. We can fix that with a ring job. But you'll have to wait until November to extract the Republican. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
3340 You're down one clown. 1.2532 0.05243 79 60 18 1
3341 Running away to join the circus? Is there room for one more? 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
3342 You're a quart low on clown white 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
3343 What a bunch of clowns. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
3344 Your "radiator" hasn't finished clown school yet. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
3345 Well, here's your problem, this part is from a different model. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
3346 I've heard of these Uber Clown Cars, but never actually seen one. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
3347 What does this vehicle run on, laughing gas? 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
3348 Ah so this is what you meant when you said the engine sounded funny. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
3349 No wonder your engine was making an unfunny sound 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
3350 You want a good laugh?Try $500.00 for the transmission. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
3351 Aha! Here's your problem. You've got a 40 yr old Tax Attorney in a car that strictly runs on fun and humor. I can grab a wacky spare from the back and swap out Counsel. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
3352 Wait. what's my safe word again? 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
3353 I found the problem 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
3354 I was told this was the car to the White House 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
3355 Oh him, he was just angry that he wasn't being included 1.2500 0.05339 76 58 17 1
3356 Sir, this mans not funny. 1.2500 0.05000 76 57 19 0
3357 Trust me, your accountant will be happy when you switch to electric. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3358 Sir, did these clowns steal your car ? 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
3359 Looks like a four cylinder. This model is suppose to be a V6 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
3360 Looks like a Convention in Jacksonville happening this summer 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3361 Phase 3 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3362 On the one hand everything looks great. On the other hand... 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3363 They said its a family car. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
3364 only in new york, baby 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3365 I see the problem. I have the part to make this 4-clown engine run again. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3366 Sorry guys, this was the only way I could escape the White House 1.2500 0.06786 76 63 7 6
3367 I’m not sure this is what they mean by open concept workspace. 1.2500 0.05339 76 58 17 1
3368 Ralph, I'm sorry but we have to switch back. I just don't fit in out here 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3369 Unfortunately the problem is a laughing matter. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3370 ...Is this not Pep Boys? 1.2500 0.05000 76 57 19 0
3371 You can’t get your kids to move out either huh? 1.2500 0.05339 76 58 17 1
3372 Please hurry! We have an important meeting at the White House. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3373 ‘It’s going to cost extra.’ 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3374 There really is a limit. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
3375 We all carpool. Ted just lives nearby. 1.2500 0.05339 76 58 17 1
3376 It’s the square. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
3377 Even a cramped clown car won’t stop you from voting this November 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
3378 Sorry sir, this is a government issued car, might take a while to fix 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
3379 Oh look, it’s the Trump campaign. 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
3380 I guess I just wanted to fit in. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
3381 You sure got a ‘funny’ part in there 1.2500 0.05339 76 58 17 1
3382 Apartments are just so expensive lately. And ours gets great miles per gallon. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
3383 The engine’s just lacking a little punchinello 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3384 Well, there’s your problem right there. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
3385 Oh boy - it seems you've got a serious engine problem. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
3386 That’s my son, Jared. My wife told me I had to bring him. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3387 here is the Problem, you have old business problems 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3388 It’s worse than I thought Sam. These clowns are deeply embedded in your vehicle, might take more than 400 years to repair. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
3389 Mr. President, your Cabinet could use a word ... 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
3390 Looks like your blew a nose 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3391 Ya gotta a Cheney in ur transmission. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3392 Yeah, there’s your problem. You’ve got a bad censor. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3393 Are y’all trying to escape 2020 too? 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
3394 Ah I see your engine is over seated 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3395 This is what we get when we let clowns run everything. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3396 This is what happens when you don't stick with original parts 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3397 I've finally been ITnapped, don't rescue me. 1.2500 0.05339 76 58 17 1
3398 Your not going to be able honk your horn if he refuses to wear the red nose 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3399 Frank?! 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3400 ...and he is representing Mitt Romney. 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
3401 I’m sorry you missed your calling. Now, give Mr. Teehee back his seat. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
3402 See, that's your problem right there. Someone's cut your punchline. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3403 Really? Not one of you knows how to change a tire? 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3404 Sorry, guys - the Presidential elections aren’t until November... 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
3405 WE ARE CLOWNS,AND WE DON'T GET THE VIRUS! 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
3406 Well, that's your problem right there -- your O-ring's gone square. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3407 Looks like a few belts came loose. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3408 It's been veering to the right. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3409 Problem is the engine's a joke. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3410 That noise under the hood, he must have thought this was his clean quick get away! 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3411 Well you see the problem is that you’ve got all these people in here. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3412 There's your problem. You have a pennypincher where Pennywise should be. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3413 That's the problem. There's an accountant in your clown car. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3414 Ok, I can see part of your engine isn't working... 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
3415 It’s a circus in here. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3416 Ah, here's the problem...one of your Clown cylinders went nerd on you... 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3417 See, there's your problem. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3418 My homies. We all live in the 'hood. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3419 Their lawyer says their working conditions violate social distancing rules. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
3420 I told my damn son-in-law not to take my car! 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
3421 Mr. Musk, you don't fit in here either 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3422 It isn't the engine. There's a joke in here somewhere, but I'll be dammed if I can find it. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3423 I knew it was making a funny noise. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3424 No wonder, a button down is spoiling the mix. 1.2500 0.05339 76 58 17 1
3425 Just fix the gas! We really have to get him to the Senate fore the vote! 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3426 Well, it's not your carburator. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3427 He's the navigator 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3428 I guess you weren't kidding when you said your car was making funny noises" 1.2500 0.04636 76 60 15 1
3429 The cheap replacement you used doesn't work right 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3430 You just can't trust those aftermarket parts 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
3431 Whoever sold you this mobile didn't know one clown from the other. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3432 There’s your problem - you’re running on only three clowns 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
3433 There's your problem-a regular dude trying to be funny. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
3434 “I see your problem, Bongo — this is a four-clown engine, but you have three clowns and a standup comic.” 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3435 Sir, you must have a clown nose when in a clown car. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3436 One of these clowns is not like the other one 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3437 There's the source of your knock knock. 1.2500 0.05000 76 57 19 0
3438 Well, here's your problem, Mr. Trump. Your car is full of minions. 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
3439 You've got yourself a classic mullet here. Business up front, party in the back. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3440 Well, no wonder it doesn’t run! 1.2500 0.05000 76 67 5 4
3441 I think I found what's making that funny sound. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3442 Okay quit clowning around. Where's the motor? 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3443 What’s this joker doing in your engine? 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3444 It’s a pedal car! 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3445 Joke’s on you! 1.2500 0.05339 76 58 17 1
3446 Engine in the rear? 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3447 I see your problem—this one needs some grease paint. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3448 Barr none the worst clown in the side show! 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
3449 Ah, ya got a middle aged white guy slow’n down the entire car. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
3450 The Secretary of Defense in in the back seat. 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
3451 So this is democracy. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
3452 If the e-charge runs out, they're counting on laughing gas. 1.2500 0.05339 76 58 17 1
3453 No wonder it's slow. You're only running on three clowns. 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
3454 Just stop clowning around. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
3455 Commedia del ' CAR-te 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3456 Son I told you to stop hanging out with these clowns. 1.2500 0.05339 76 58 17 1
3457 Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am, stuck in the middle with you. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3458 That white collar guy needs replacing. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3459 He's not a good fit. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
3460 I think I see the problem. There's a loose nut making that noise. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3461 I think you need a new head gasket. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3462 It looks like you’ve lost 25% of your uh-huh-huh, huh-ho, & heh-heh-heh, & while we’re in there, you should consider upgrading your ooooooorit-toooooorooooo. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
3463 Sorry, but your warranty doesn't cover after-market parts. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3464 Here’s your problem right there. It’s business in the front and party in the back. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3465 Why can't you except that she's with me now? 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
3466 I'm William Barr. This is my party. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
3467 Next time, stick with a dashboard bobble head. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3468 So that was the funny house I heard coming from the engine. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
3469 I'm afraid it's a serious problem. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3470 It's obvious whose been clowning with your car's performance. 1.2500 0.05339 76 58 17 1
3471 Once these start to age, they never perform as well. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3472 There's your problem. Looks like someone installed the wrong part. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3473 Whatever would make you clowns think that this car could pass inspection 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
3474 You're not going to be getting too many smiles to the gallon like this. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
3475 I see your problem, you've got the business end of a clown. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
3476 Here's why it ain't funny, you got a CPA in a Clown Car!" 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3477 I am afraid the president’s limousine needs an engine overhaul. 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
3478 Sir, please close the hood. We’re Trump’s Secret Clown Service. 1.2500 0.06786 76 63 7 6
3479 You might want to get yourself a motor 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
3480 I see this problem every summer. There's always one who won't accept having flunked out of Clown College. 1.2500 0.05339 76 58 17 1
3481 #1 cylinder was rebuilt improperly. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3482 My engine has been making a funny sound. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3483 The problem is your cooling agent is not cool. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3484 One of your clowns is stripped. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3485 There's your problem, that front left clown is totally mirthless." 1.2500 0.06786 76 63 7 6
3486 Who's the Clown under the hood? 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3487 Well, you do have an economical 4 cylinder engine, Mr. Barnum, but it's not exactly the greatest car on Earth. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
3488 Your front engine problem looks pretty serious. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3489 Now, who wants to come forward about the leak? 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3490 It's supposed to make a funny noise - can you be more specific? 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3491 Sorry, we're out of seltzer. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3492 Trying to use an accountant as a starter is a definite no-go. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3493 I think I found the problem. You're running on three clowns only! 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3494 I am sorry but we don't know where the GOP convention is being held this year! 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
3495 Better order a fleet of rental tricycles. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3496 Looks like you brought the whole 'hood with you! 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3497 It needs a doll change 1.2500 0.05339 76 60 14 2
3498 One of your clowns appears to be misfiring. 1.2500 0.05339 76 58 17 1
3499 So, you say your horn is not working? 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3500 We’re not kidding, “All for one, one for all.” 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3501 I'm afraid you have a bad clown. It looks serious. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3502 This model runs on clean jokes. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3503 That's one funny car you have here. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3504 Your fourth cylinder is out of costume. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
3505 Looks like I'll have to take apart your 4 cylinder heads to get you back on the road." 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3506 The Joker is on us. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3507 Well, to begin with, you're missing the cylinder head. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3508 Seltzer will only get you so far as a coolant. 1.2500 0.05339 76 58 17 1
3509 I know, they're freakin everywhere! 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3510 I see the problem. One of your parts is not factory authorized. 1.2500 0.05339 76 58 17 1
3511 You have a serious problem with the engine. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3512 Yeah, I’m afraid it’s your Bozo. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3513 Easy fix. Pull the accountant and off you go. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
3514 Can't you just call "shotgun" like everybody else? 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
3515 Okay, I think I'm starting to get it now... 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3516 I'm afraid that an accountant is not an authorized replacement part and voids your warranty They're just not funny. 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
3517 Looks fine to me. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3518 I keep telling him "This is a Clown Car," but he won't get out. 1.2500 0.05339 76 58 17 1
3519 Your squeak, Mr. President, turned out to be Dr. Fauci." 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
3520 The problem is simple. You need to replace this junior Republican with a clown. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
3521 Tesla doesn’t make a clown car, Bozo. 1.2500 0.05000 76 57 19 0
3522 I see your problem - you've got an accountant under the hood. 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
3523 Yes there’s no room for suitcases, but the engine’s in the back. 1.2500 0.05339 76 58 17 1
3524 Yeah, no major problems. Your coolant hose was clogged which is what made your engine over heat. Glad you got it here before it got any worse. Just pay inside to the left and you’re good to go. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
3525 The head gasket is squirting water and making funny noises. 1.2500 0.05000 76 57 19 0
3526 I said I would some special tools, not fools 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3527 I think the engine’s seized. 1.2500 0.05339 76 58 17 1
3528 No laughing, it gets great gag mileage. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3529 Here's your problem, Mr. Trump, a maladjusted bureaucrat in your cabinet engine 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
3530 Looks like a loose lawyer. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3531 Yep, time to replace the head gasket. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3532 Looks like it's just a loose nerd. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
3533 Your last mechanic installed a part that isn’t suited for this car. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
3534 That’s Charles, he has reluctantly joined the family business and things aren’t running smoothly. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3535 I found what's making that not-very-funny noise. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3536 No, Mr Barr, that is spelled C-L-O-N-E, but this is a CLOWN car--I'm sorry, but you'll have to step out... 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3537 Looks like your corporate-raider isn't working. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3538 You should have made replacements with original factory parts. 1.2500 0.05339 76 58 17 1
3539 I cam’t fix your engine, but I’ve found out what happened to the US Congress, maybe even the Administration. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3540 The shuffle step doesn't seem to move them anymore. 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
3541 Another typical DYI rookie mechanic mistake. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3542 I've located the source of the unfunny sound coming from the engine...... 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3543 Now I see the problem. One of your four cylinders is not properly funny, but we can easily adjust his timing. 1.2500 0.05339 76 58 17 1
3544 Tell 'em to keep quiet at the border crossing and no one will ever be the wiser. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3545 Well, Sammy, it's your fourth cylinder. If you replace that Colin with a Clown, you're back on the road again. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3546 Move over Tesla. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3547 I'm sorry, Sir, but I believe that you are in the wrong seat. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3548 Humm, we usually see this kind of activity in the trunk. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3549 I'll have to send away for a spare part, unless I can give Bob an oil and grease paint. 1.2500 0.05339 76 58 17 1
3550 There is your problem. One of these things is not like the other. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3551 Well, we could swap 'em out for thinner clowns. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3552 As a Certified Clown Technician, I think someone installed a defective part in the front, but we have a replacement. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
3553 There's the problem sir - your spark plugs don't match 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
3554 Well, the convention was going to be in North Carolina. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3555 An accountant in your carburetor, that’s no laughing matter. 1.2500 0.05000 76 57 19 0
3556 Just think of how many MORE clowns you could fit in a Tesla! 1.2500 0.05339 76 58 17 1
3557 Please, just fix IT. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3558 My manager says your engine won't be making that funny noise anymore. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3559 It’s all fun and games until someone gets hurt. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3560 Your right, that is not a funny noise. 1.2500 0.05339 76 58 17 1
3561 It looks like your alignment is a little off. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3562 He says his therapist sent him here to get over his fear of clowns. 1.2500 0.05339 76 58 17 1
3563 I thought you said send in the clowns. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
3564 I see the problem here - one of your clowns is going for a middle management metaphor. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3565 Your problem is the clown in the tie. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3566 While my friend here was clowning around,I got stuck in. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3567 I see your problem. Middle management got involved in your clown car project. 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
3568 He’s trying to figure out why none of us have necks. 1.2500 0.05339 76 58 17 1
3569 Now here's your problem, one of your clown's has been replaced by an accountant. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3570 It won't run smoothly til you swap out the one with the tie. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3571 One of your cylinders needs to be replaced. 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
3572 Whoa! You didn't tell me there was a Republican in here. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3573 I see the problem, that first clown is an accountant. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3574 Oh I get it, this is a "clown car" 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
3575 I'm not sure if it's an engine problem, or someone dragging their feet. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3576 Ok,ok, stop clowning around, I gotta change the oil. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
3577 Some clown must have tried to save some money by putting a dork in there. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
3578 Well, there's your problem. You've got a normie in there. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3579 And just where do you think you’re going without all that make-up? 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3580 I think I found the source of the unusual screaming noise. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3581 Easy fix: one new Bozo and the show will go on. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
3582 I figured out where the squeaking was coming from. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3583 No wonder your problem's a stuck up motor, you've been driving it silly! 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
3584 Yes you are right I do hear something funny in that engine! 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3585 I didn't realize that Elon Musk was powering his cars with clowns now 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3586 You couldn't get another clown to replace the part? 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3587 Stop clowning around, Mr. Trump 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
3588 Uh, yea, this is gonna cost you a lot more! 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3589 I'm not sure what is wrong, but about 50 MP:H it starts chuckling. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3590 The noise is the result of low grade humor. You must upgrade from knock knock jokes. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3591 Squeeze him in anywhere. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
3592 There’s something funny going on around here! 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3593 Yup, I've seen this here problem before, that screeching sound was an accountant running away from home to join the circus. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3594 Well, you’ve got a serious problem here. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3595 It’ll keep going straight until you replace it. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
3596 Yeah, I can see your problem. We'll have to replace your guy with a tie. Probably about two hours. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3597 I haven't seen this model since I was a little kid. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3598 He's why your routine is misfiring. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
3599 I see the problem. You have a crowd sourcing mixed in with your clown crowding. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3600 Does the engine sound funny to you? 1.2500 0.05339 76 58 17 1
3601 I've said this before Jumbo, you can't just let any clown work on your car, cause you could end up with one of these political clowns that do nothing. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3602 Mechanic: Who's this bozo? Clown daddy: He's not one of mine 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3603 More and more people are trading in horsepower for clown-power. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3604 The problem is that “clown” and “executive” aren’t interchangeable for absolutely every purpose. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3605 I see the problem: one of your cylinders is out of whack. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3606 I've told you before. Never mix clowns and nerds. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3607 We're going to see Pagliacci. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3608 Oh, I’ll need a conservative bender to fix this. 1.2500 0.05339 76 58 17 1
3609 It looks like you have a spoiler in your quarter panel. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3610 Three clowns and a Senator? Oh... never mind. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3611 I suspect the MBA aftermarket add-on is the problem. It just doesn't work well with clowns 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3612 This dipstick seems out of place. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3613 There's your problem, an accountant who fools with numbers. 1.2500 0.05339 76 58 17 1
3614 With these new-model clown cars the problem is always the computer unit. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3615 Just get rid of the ringer and you'll be fine." 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
3616 He’s not? His wife told me he makes her laugh all the time! 1.2500 0.05339 76 58 17 1
3617 Honestly, I was expecting a rubber snake to jump out. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3618 You said it’s been making funny noises? 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3619 It's been running a little funny. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3620 There's an odd ball in every family. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3621 I said we need original parts, not new material. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
3622 The gag's getting old, and it's not good for your engine. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3623 Co-working spaces have become a joke. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3624 You were right. Something in this engine doesn't sound funny." 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3625 You've got a bad bozo. 1.2468 0.06445 77 63 9 5
3626 This one cylinder head must be replaced 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3627 So what? It's a Tesla, engines in the back. 1.2466 0.05441 73 56 16 1
3628 I’ve got a spare in the back 1.2466 0.06405 73 59 10 4
3629 There’s something funny going on under the hood. 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
3630 Is it GOP primary time already ? 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
3631 It happens a lot. The moment you bring it in for service everything's back to normal. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3632 Looks like it's not so serious after all. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3633 This is why it isn’t working, you have a bunch of clowns in there 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3634 There's your problem- only running on three silly-nders. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3635 It’s not going to be cheap. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
3636 I'm afraid your engine is a laughing stock. 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
3637 He’s still only an intern, but I see a lot of promise 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3638 Oh yeah, this aftermarket prop is why your knock-knock jokes are off. 1.2432 0.05022 74 56 18 0
3639 My wife is a therapist... I better call her 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3640 Oh, I see you met our summer intern. 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
3641 The straight man is always the problem... 1.2432 0.06613 74 61 8 5
3642 I’m sorry, I’m going to have to report you to the Clown Car Board. He’s not regulation. 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
3643 Well, the guarantee is not valid for the use of non-original spare parts 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
3644 Looks like a serious engine problem. 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
3645 So you were all on your way to deliver a punchline? 1.2432 0.06613 74 61 8 5
3646 With a good paint job, you won’t have any serious problems 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3647 ah yes, the engine of democracy 1.2432 0.06613 74 61 8 5
3648 VW‘s attempts at deceiving customers are getting weirdly specific 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
3649 Jeb refuses to get out. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3650 I’ve been hearing something funny under the hood 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3651 Dude. Get out of our Clown Victorian. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3652 If we ran cars like we ran our government 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3653 Here's your problem, sir. Unfortunately, deadpan isn't compatible with slapstick. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3654 ...and this fourth guy here says he has a job interview later. 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
3655 With too many clowns it won’t work...like in the White House! 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3656 You said your old mechanic had this fixed before showtime? I've got some big shoes to fill... 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3657 I see you’re on your way to the Republican National Convention 1.2432 0.06613 74 61 8 5
3658 Carl, I'm here to fix your car not your broken family 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3659 People run the engine but the driver is someone else 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3660 Well everyone's got baggage 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
3661 But I don’t fit... 1.2432 0.06613 74 61 8 5
3662 President, why is this officer a clown? 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
3663 Hate it when the cost accountant clowns around 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3664 The Office Clown appears to be the problem here 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
3665 We don’t deny that Drew Carey is funny, but he’s scaring the little kids. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3666 Looks like one of your heads has cracked. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3667 It looks like the engine threw a Rod 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
3668 Well, for starters, this one is missing a nose mask. 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
3669 It should run fine now 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
3670 Well, ok, you may want to take a seat, it may take awhile if you need all of them out of the car first. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3671 it'll probably continue to wobble at higher speeds, until that one there, "gets it" 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3672 You added a quart of Earl. Clown cars can’t run on Earls 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
3673 It seems that you have clowns in your intake. 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
3674 Every 3,000 miles you need to change one out. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
3675 I've discovered the source of that un-funny sound under the hood! 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3676 One shot from the cannon and he's never been the same. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3677 Are you an undercover clown? 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3678 Your cylinder heads look funny 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3679 Looks like you could use a couple quarts of laughing gas. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3680 The Cabinet Car Pool has arrived. 1.2432 0.06613 74 61 8 5
3681 I would suggest returning the real clown to Trump's rally 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3682 I'm afraid your fourth cylinder is not clowning around. 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
3683 ...So this was your plan to smuggle them across the boarder? 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
3684 He's why it's not making funnier noises. 1.2432 0.05022 74 56 18 0
3685 Let's call the guys at "Car Talk." 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3686 Hmmm. Looks like you have a loose nut. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3687 Of course I will, Mr. Musk! 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3688 And you said that the Barnum and Bailey circus had closed 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
3689 Am I being audited? 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3690 It’s not exactly human trafficking, but I’m still going to have to report you. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3691 Electric cars with room for clowns in the trunk and frunk, now also transport an accountant to keep track of them all. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3692 Reminds me. Promised my kid I'd take him to the circus. 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
3693 Vote for a clown.... expect a circus. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
3694 My car is making a funny noise! 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3695 Just what I thought, they're gentrifying your hood. 1.2432 0.05022 74 56 18 0
3696 OK, sir, stop clowning around, and let this real one in. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
3697 With a little white face paint and a red rubber nose I think I can get you back on the road in no time 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
3698 It's been making funny noises!" 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
3699 Ah, there is the clown who designed this thing. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3700 Engine’s in the back, bud. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3701 Pretty obvious who ran away with the circus... 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3702 Im sorry to say. It looks like your last mechanic gave you the business. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3703 These micromanagers tend to get more uptight with age, but a little extra makeup should do the trick until we can find a replacement. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3704 You seem to be running low on jokes 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
3705 I’m not exactly sure what the problem is yet, but I have suspicion that this little guy in the tie may be the cause. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3706 You're only operating on three cylinders. This one in the front is a dud. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
3707 I'm not so sure the White House advisor here is the odd man out. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
3708 Sorry guys, No Mask, No Service. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3709 We are having a party here, the engine is at the rear 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3710 I found your problem. You've got a Weeble upfront here. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
3711 Where do you clowns think you're going? 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3712 Boring Jeffrey ruined the carpool again 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
3713 I think I’ve located that funny noise in your engine. 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
3714 I can't fix the problem if i don't know which one of you is pedaling! 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3715 Here's your problem; this Bozo isn't the real deal. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3716 Uh oh, I think I've found your problem. the left-front-end is in serious shape. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3717 Uh oh, you got a standup in your clownshaft. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3718 Wow, one guy can really ruin it. 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
3719 The tRump brigade 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
3720 I thought I heard something funny 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3721 Whoa...what you have here is a super-clown mixed in with the regular clowns, causing maxi-clown overload, which can be life threatening! And the only way you can get them out it by voting! 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3722 We're recalling this model. The control for 'clowning around' is defective. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3723 Well, that doesn't look right. 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
3724 Looks like you're one clown short of a power train." 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3725 So who's the clown in front? 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3726 There’s your problem. But I’ll have to have a replacement flown in from Sarasota. 1.2432 0.06887 74 62 6 6
3727 I'm sorry. Your just not the right fit for this position at this time. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
3728 What clown put in an aftermarket part! I’ll have a new part overnight and you’ll be on your jolly way tomorrow afternoon. 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
3729 Who’s the clown with his hand on the battery? 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3730 No wonder the car doesn't move The engine is filled with do nothing Senators clowns With the useless leader on the right who refuses to lead And, in the back are the clowns who don't speak up All afraid of the large orange clown on the right 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
3731 We’ve had a run on defective clowns recently. Replacements are on back order, delayed due to coronavirus and Trump. 1.2432 0.06613 74 61 8 5
3732 Yep. Now I see why you weren't getting more laughs per gallon. 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
3733 That's Roger from accounting. Once a year he gets the urge to spread his wings. 1.2432 0.06613 74 61 8 5
3734 Do you have anything that will help me impress the clowns back at the office? 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3735 They said that the South of the Border was going to be wild but I never expected this 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3736 I think I know why your engine’s been sounding funny. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3737 Seems as if you’re stuck in the middle with Hugh 1.2432 0.05711 74 61 10 3
3738 At least they're ALL employed. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3739 How is it supposed to run when it's not full of clowns? 1.2432 0.05022 74 56 18 0
3740 I assume the engine is acting funny? 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3741 Jones, you're not going to sell any cars clowning around in here. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3742 Sorry, Al. Your ten-year, 100,000-smile warranty has expired. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3743 Johnny, say it ain't so! Surely you don't want to be with these clowns? 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
3744 Sir, your car isn't the only thing that's acting funny. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3745 My engine seems to be making a funny noise. 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
3746 As soon as salons reopen and Bozo can get a haircut, it should work just fine again. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3747 Hey, why so bleak? It's just a haircut. It'll grow back. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3748 That 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3749 You’re right, there is something not very funny under the hood. 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
3750 Hey, what are you clowns doing? 1.2432 0.05022 74 56 18 0
3751 I see this alot.....it's your comedic timing belt. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3752 Au contraire, I think a lot of people are going to think he's hilarious. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3753 Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3754 I think I've located the source of that honking noise. 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
3755 Gotta overhaul the harlequin. 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
3756 Here's the source of the knocking. 1.2432 0.05022 74 56 18 0
3757 You want to pick it up next Tuesday? 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3758 I discovered the problem, your timing is off and the joke misfired. 1.2432 0.06613 74 61 8 5
3759 Yeah, you're gonna need an engine head replacement! 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3760 Damn EPA inspectors get in everywhere. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3761 Yowzer. 1.2432 0.06613 74 61 8 5
3762 The problem is that your engine has been replaced with the current administration. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3763 We got in a bit of a fender bender. The highway is a circus right now. 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
3764 I found your problem but I have to warn you, it’s no joke 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3765 You Clowns need social distancing, face masks, a few “I can’t breath” posters, Frozen water bottles, and hand sanitizer. You’re gonna get stopped if you don’t. Do you want to take that chance based on your appearance? 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3766 Everything was working fine until you got the lawyers involved 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3767 Probably a bad fool injector... 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3768 British clown car getting an oil change in the US 1.2432 0.06613 74 61 8 5
3769 You came to the right place, sir, the other guys are a bunch of clowns 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3770 Well, you got yourself a stock straight man. There's your problem. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3771 You're right. No glee, this corner. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3772 I'll only charge you for the 3 dipsticks. 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
3773 I put in a politically correct lawyer. You should stop hearing anything funny. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3774 This problem looks serious 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3775 We found what's making that funny noise. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3776 Oh, I see the problem. You've got one dull spark plug. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3777 It’s that clown in the front. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3778 I.can see what the problem is from here.. one of your clowns has been striped your going to have to replace him with new clown parts 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3779 Whoa! Using aftermarket parts from accounting definitely voids your warranty, Bobo. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3780 We'll service the clowns for a laugh and a song. But the corporate executive will require a pricy overnight humor infusion and recharge. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
3781 Sooooo there’s your problem... 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
3782 If I had to guess, I’d say your CPA is underperforming. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3783 Ahh, there’s no timing belt. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3784 We need to replace your left-front clown 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3785 Sorry; we can't help you. But there's a Volkswagen shop just up the road. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3786 That clown there, in the suit. That's your problem. Not doing any work at all. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3787 There's your trouble. Accountants are notorious for their lack of humor. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3788 Looks like a DONALD TRUNK problem 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3789 Ah, there’s your problem. You have a square cylinder head. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3790 The car has been acting up ever since we picked him up in Cleveland. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3791 You must get close to 300 smiles per gallon 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3792 Oh! What is not like the others? 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3793 It stopped making funny noises. 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
3794 Looks like you've got a blown head gasket. 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
3795 It looks like you’ve got a lemon here. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3796 What clown put that in there? 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3797 It's not often you see a politician in their natural environment. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3798 What kind of funny noise? 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3799 So you take us more seriously, I brought my lawyer this time.” 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
3800 What's with the suit? 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
3801 I tried to tell you it was a fool's errand. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3802 We checked wiseguy, there's no such thing as an Acclowntant. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3803 Here's your problem, Chuckles. One quarter of your power is out of wacky. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
3804 I see you all have your masks. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
3805 Creepy. There's a guy wearing a tie in here. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3806 One of these things just doesn't belong here. One of these things just isn't the same. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3807 Who needs a plug in vehicle when you are powered by laughing gas? 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3808 Auto maintenance isn't a joke, bozo. 1.2432 0.05022 74 56 18 0
3809 Well, that's your problem right there. It's serious. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3810 Sir, you opened the wrong part. This is a rear-wheel drive car. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3811 When working under the hood, you need a certified mechanic, not a bunch of clowns. 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
3812 When was the last time you tickled these guys? 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
3813 I'm sorry that your wife keeps calling you a clown, but I'll have to ask you give up that seat NOW! 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3814 There's just not enough clowning around with that one. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3815 I think I found the source of that not-so-funny sound coming from your engine. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3816 Did you say it was an electric car, or eclectic car? 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3817 The strait man is the problem. Give him a clown outfit, and the car will run more smoothly. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
3818 My advice is don't look like my brother and don't drive like my brother. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
3819 So this is where you guys all went after 2016 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3820 There's an accountant in your engine. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3821 Well, see there - here’s why the engine’s still running rough - the last repair at that other place was with a an off-brand part 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
3822 One of the cylinders seems to be working, but something funny is going on with the other three. 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
3823 There's something funny about this car. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3824 Don't feel bad. There's always one black sheep in a family. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3825 Quick paint job, no problem. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3826 Amazing! It seemed to run ok. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3827 Looks like she's blown a bozo. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
3828 OK, your "emotional support" clowns. Either way, you can't all fit on the lift. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3829 Let me go get my whoopie cushion and see if that doesn’t fix it. 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
3830 I can fix it but I need to order a couple of red noses and some grease paint. 1.2432 0.06613 74 61 8 5
3831 OK, who was making the funny noises? 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
3832 Well, look. See? This one's lost it's nose. Once that happens, they straighten right out, and it never sounds funny again." 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3833 Ya know, I always wondered. 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
3834 I’m sorry, we don’t do office clowns. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3835 Well there's your problem. You're one clown short. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3836 I'm sorry, Mr. Pendergast, but Rollo doesn't WANT to trade places with an accountant. 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
3837 You sure nobody snuck a mime in there? You know in these new cars they’re incompatible with your standard clown. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3838 Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to step out of the car 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3839 This is not a town car. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3840 Oh yeah, I see your problem. One of these isn't even a spark plug! 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
3841 Running too slowly, you say? Here’s you’re problem — you’ve got a deep-state infiltrate in your engine. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3842 We'll do the standard service package--change the oil, check the fluids, rotate the clowns. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3843 Here's the problem. Your car's not clowning on all four cylinders 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3844 Well, I'm not the Bozo who bought the 'clown car warranty' 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3845 This would explain the traces of helium. 1.2432 0.05022 74 56 18 0
3846 One of your clowns is broken. 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
3847 Clown Power Rivals Tesla 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3848 Sir. I checked. Your warranty people said they don't cover Bozo engine problems. 1.2432 0.05022 74 56 18 0
3849 You left a few tools under the hood... 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
3850 Your administration only has one working human running this car. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3851 It's not a tiger in your tank - it's a bunch of clowns under the hood. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3852 No I can’t make the car bigger so you’re 6 feet apart. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3853 Oh. Hey, Joe. Why so serious? 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3854 Very funny. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
3855 Ah! Here's your problem, there's a Steve in your engine tank. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3856 Thtat's your problem. They're supposed to be in the back. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3857 Nice masks, but you're too close. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
3858 These aftermarket Cabinet members always leak. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3859 Well, there's your problem. This model's designed to run on straight clowns. 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
3860 Okay, please don’t look at me like that. No, not you, I’m talking to the government officials. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
3861 Well, here’s your problem. 3 clowns and an accountant. You can’t mix parts like this in a high performance clown car. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3862 why are we all shaped like humpty dumptys 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3863 You're never going to pass emissions if you keep feeding them Taco Bell. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3864 I think I know what's causing the squeak. 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
3865 Like I said, the car has a bunch of small problems. 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
3866 From my experience, it'd be the clown in the tie that's the problem. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3867 Oh, the uniform is part of the experience of driving in the hood. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
3868 The problem is that this model requires six clowns. You’ll never get up to freeway speed this way. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3869 Bobby? Is that you? 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3870 What Bozo put a CPA in your clown car? 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
3871 This after market clown is just as good as the one you’d get at the dealership, but at half the price! 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3872 There’s your problem. The guy in the tie needs to be replaced. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3873 Found your problem. 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
3874 My what lovely children you have. 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
3875 Gives under the big top new meaning. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3876 The problem is you don't have enough funny business. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3877 Think I found your problem - you've got a square in a clown hole. 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
3878 Well, there's the problem. Somehow a BMW cylinder got mixed-up with the Shriner cylinders." 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3879 I haven't seen a '39 Marx with original Groucho, Chico, Harpo and Zeppo under the hood in ages. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3880 Jerry, repairing your noggin is not in my job description. 1.2432 0.05022 74 56 18 0
3881 One cylinder has retrograded,I'm afraid. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3882 Well, here's your trouble, that accountant is not supposed to be in there.. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3883 I see what the problem here is... your intake man isn't folded! 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3884 The only thing I don’t think I can fix is the 9 to 5 work day. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3885 If I had to guess, I'd say it isn't Eeny, Meeny, or Miny. 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
3886 I have a special wrench for removing Allen.” 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
3887 Oh my! You've had two weebles fall and they can't get up. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3888 They all make this funny noise when I start the engine. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3889 He said he was done clowning around with you clowns. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3890 That explains the sudden honking. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
3891 Ok, which bozo kidnapped Waldo? 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3892 It voids the warranty when you use a part that's off-brand 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3893 Just because you don't have a neck doesn't make you a clown. 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
3894 Can you hurry it up? We'r wanted in ring # 3. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
3895 I think I found the cause of your car's serious sound. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3896 Well, I'd say you're only running on 75% fun. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
3897 I see that some Bozo didn't use factory parts! 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
3898 I think your Clarabelle-to-Charlie ratio is off. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3899 Did they stop pedaling? 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
3900 I found the problem. But replacing it’s no laughing matter. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3901 Found the problem. I'll replace him. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3902 Aha! this aftermarket part will void the warranty. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3903 Lemme tell ya, when doing your own repairs, it's best not to substitute a CPA for a clown. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
3904 The better your jokes, the faster it goes? 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
3905 You know, the source of that sound really isn't very funny. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3906 You have a 4-little engine but only 3 are working for you. 1.2432 0.06613 74 61 8 5
3907 Ah, so *that's* why it's back-firing. 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
3908 Two of the cylinders are missing. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3909 Oops! You're one Bozo short of a clown car. 1.2432 0.06613 74 61 8 5
3910 There's your problem right there, sir -- you got a Stowaway Nerd. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3911 I think Chuckles here can handle your oil change. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3912 I think I have found your problem. 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
3913 Between your failure to socially distance yourselves and your lack of masks, I'm going to have to ask you to come back when there's a vaccine. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3914 Looks like someone's cheating. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3915 You want the old people recycled? 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
3916 One of these looks a little funny. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3917 One of these things is not like the other. One of these things doesn't belong. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3918 I’m gonna have to get my pals to have a look at this one. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3919 Sorry, the bumper to bumper warranty only covers the original Clowns 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
3920 What is this a joke? 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
3921 No wonder you keep pulling to the left. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3922 It could be affecting your performance. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3923 I know it's a 4-banger, but which one of you plays the drums? 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3924 It's not enough just to want to be funny, son. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3925 Let me see. You said something didn’t sound funny? 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3926 Seems like a lot of effort just to server me my divorce papers. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3927 Ok! We have found the fool in the system! 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3928 As you can see, this invasive species is not funny. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3929 This is what happens when you don't use OEM parts. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3930 Looks like your nerd needs replacing. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3931 well, this isn’t funny at all. 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
3932 Just as I figured - there's always one. 1.2429 0.05910 70 55 13 2
3933 Bad news. This one is going to need a complete make-up job. 1.2429 0.06881 70 58 7 5
3934 That knock you hear is science, Sir. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
3935 I was expecting horses 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
3936 The engine is making a funny sound. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
3937 The 'Trump Cabinet: Straight outta Jail' tour wasn't off to a great start. 1.2405 0.05758 79 63 13 3
3938 You really shouldn’t wait until it gets this serious. I’m afraid this one will need to be replaced. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3939 ‘Well sir, if you have your Clown-Hall meeting in here, it will overwork your prank shaft, I.. I mean crankshaft’ 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3940 Your joke timing is great, but your timing belt is bad. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3941 ... then I said I'm not from the hood... 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
3942 Just left Washington? 1.2400 0.06532 75 62 8 5
3943 Your fart power decreased 70% when you switched to vegan chili 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3944 It's got 4 on the floor and endless under the hood 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3945 On your way to the White House, I see.. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3946 Well, there’s your problem. You let an accountant get in. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3947 that white collar under the hood is going to cost you extra" 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
3948 Somebody get this clown out of here! 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3949 Someone's been clowning around with your engine 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3950 Yes, mr president, you have a problem. Is it serious 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
3951 Here is your problem, Miss. Your clown battery is a politician and should be replaced immediately. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
3952 See there’s your problem. You’ve got a politician where you’re spark plugs supposed to be. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
3953 Well that’s your problem right there, not enough clowns 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3954 That right there’s the reason your engine’s making a not-so-funny noise. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3955 His timing is off, we’ll need a replacement 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3956 What’s all this funny business? 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3957 Looks like one of your cylinders is out of sync. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3958 The engine sound funny. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3959 So, will that be a career change instead? 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3960 We needed the back seat for the elephant. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3961 They just stopped peddling. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3962 The Prius was funnier 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
3963 Here's your problem! A nonconformist misfire. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3964 Jim, have you spoken to Karen about this? 1.2400 0.04965 75 59 15 1
3965 So you heard a funny noise under the hood? 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3966 Well,you were right.There were strange sounds coming from under the hood. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3967 Heads are blown. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3968 Sorry, we don't work on electric cars. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3969 Mr. Trump - Looks like your cabinet needs a little more space! 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3970 Looks like a problem with the clown-a-litic converter. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3971 Something was sounding funny. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3972 When I said,we're all in this together,this is not what I meant. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3973 I've heard of in-house counsel, but in-car counsel is a new one. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3974 There’s your problem Chuckles. Your timing is obviously way off. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3975 Donald is upset because the Cabinet meeting was scheduled for the circus tent. 1.2400 0.06532 75 62 8 5
3976 Okay, fine, let’s just WALK over to the church. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3977 The problem is the cheap aftermarket part. 1.2400 0.04965 75 57 18 0
3978 The funny noises under the hood make sense now. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3979 Sure it's not running right, you can't replace a professional clown with Tom from accounting. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3980 Not til 2024 guys. 1.2400 0.06532 75 62 8 5
3981 You've got a wise guy in here messing everything up. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3982 You say it sounds like 'cut it out' over and over? 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3983 No wonder your engine’s stiff 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3984 I think this just needs a small attitude adjustment. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3985 Looks like the kid flunked tiny car class in Clown College. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3986 Service with a smile. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3987 I think the problem is that the spark plug has gotten lodged in that guy's butt. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3988 Here's the problem, your engine is running funny. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3989 Which of these four cylinders would you like to fire? 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3990 I think I found the problem here: you're driving a clown car with an additional small man in it. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3991 Ok so you say you blew a seal? 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3992 The car only runs on crazy. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3993 Only working on three clowns 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3994 When I said, ‘Lets go down and have some fun in the hood,’ I meant Brooklyn! 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3995 Something not-so-funny's going on here. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3996 One of your cylinders is a poindexter so there'll be no clowning around with the repair. 1.2400 0.04965 75 57 18 0
3997 There isn't time to explain. Get in. 1.2400 0.06532 75 62 8 5
3998 The accountants are on his mother's side. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3999 Ah, I thought so. A stiff cylinder. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
4000 I thought you said please check my circuits, not my circus! 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4001 I see the problem. You've just got a little accountant stuck in here. 1.2400 0.06532 75 62 8 5
4002 Stop saying "these clowns"! I am a banker... 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4003 Just remember what I said, stay in the carpool lane. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4004 This is what I get for moving to Clown Town 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
4005 You'll get more smileage if they're rotated every now and then. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4006 Don't know, but something looks funny. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4007 It's not hitting on all cylinders. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4008 I can see where that funny smell is coming from, but I'll need to order you a new fuel in-jester before you can drive again 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4009 We've been trying to start doing business-casual Fridays 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
4010 Are you serious? There's one obvious reason why your car isn't "funny" anymore. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4011 You are not socially distancing. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4012 O.k., no more clowning around. I believe you when you said your engine sounded like a freak show. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
4013 The one with the tie freaks me out..... 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4014 Put a fucking mask on and consider the health of another fucking human being. You clowns. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4015 I think I see the problem; the other shop did not install OEM parts. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
4016 Uh oh, you've got an accountant in your 4-banger... 1.2400 0.06802 75 63 6 6
4017 Looks like somebody shoved a Carl where a clown should be. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4018 I thought it was only our government that ran on clown power. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
4019 I only wish Elon Musk could be here to see this. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
4020 Ok, everybody out... or Here’s your problem ma’am... 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4021 There's always a joker who doesn't quite fit in. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4022 Going to the convention? 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
4023 Isn't it rich? Are we a pair? 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4024 You need a whole new engine block... 1.2400 0.04965 75 57 18 0
4025 Horses take up too much room. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
4026 One of my cylinders needs a clown suit. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4027 I tried connecting your laughing rod to the dweeb in front but it obviously didn't work. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
4028 I need four sets of new running shoes 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4029 It will break your mother's heart. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4030 Sorry, we don't serve Trump administration. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
4031 We found the problem. Your lawyer is ruining your car's performance. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
4032 The latest clown car model comes with its very own Mansplainer clown who talks over Siri and Alexa. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4033 Here's where the problem lies: one of the clowns has turned into a bank clerk... 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4034 This whole engine is krusty. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4035 I don't think Steve is the funny sound coming from under the hood. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4036 There might be something wrong under the hood. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4037 Do you youse people for gas?? Maddy Senechalle age 7 oak park il 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
4038 Unfortunately, this repair will not be covered by the manufacturer's warranty. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
4039 Look, that’s what happens when the private equity guys get under the hood. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4040 I can see why you thought it would work, but this one belongs in a Volvo. 1.2400 0.04965 75 57 18 0
4041 There's nothing I can do. Federal Regulations mandate equal comic opportunity for the unfunny. 1.2400 0.04587 75 61 13 1
4042 Yup, there’s your problem right there. Clowns nesting in the engine. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
4043 George, I think this your call.......... 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4044 Trevor. Stop clowning around. Get back to work. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
4045 It comes with an impressive four-cylinder engine. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4046 They need some happy juice. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
4047 No wonder it was running slow. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4048 Sir, you're blocking the fun belt. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
4049 Your clown car is in need of a serious repair. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
4050 You've got a problem here, Bozo. One of your pistons has turned. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4051 In thirty years ,he's never missed the 9:00 a.m staff meeting. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
4052 Sorry, we weren't able to duplicate the honking sound. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
4053 I’m going to need to replace the Rod. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4054 It smells awful funny in there. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
4055 Lucky you got a hybrid. He'll get you as far as the next laughing-gas station. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
4056 That car rental place runs a funny business. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
4057 I'm known as the office clown 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
4058 There’s your problem....Drew Carey isn’t a clown. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
4059 Daddy, please let me run away with them. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
4060 Someone replaced your tramp clown with a basic clerk. Now she’ll run fine, mind you, but you’ll see a drop in your laughs-per-mile. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
4061 There’s one in every family 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
4062 The dealership told me the engine came with all the bells and whistles. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
4063 Aha! There's the rascal. Get the slapstick! 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
4064 At least it gets good smileage 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
4065 I really thought an HR dept. would just fix the problem, I’m sorry ... 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
4066 I thought the car was making a funny noise x 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
4067 Who’s the bozo, Dad? 1.2394 0.04689 71 59 10 2
4068 Everyone plays a funny part 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
4069 Mr. President, let’s fill up and get this campaign tour started! 1.2394 0.06792 71 59 7 5
4070 Seems to me that one of the parts is consuming all the power, definitely flawed and needs to be replaced but oh boy, it'll be tough! 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
4071 I'm afraid this voids your warranty. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
4072 Yeah, it’s a real laughs guzzler. 1.2394 0.05101 71 54 17 0
4073 Oh, I see what the problem is now, it’s actually kind of humorous. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
4074 The engine's in the back... 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
4075 Sorry, dad. A mechanic was not the family legacy I dreamed of pursuing. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
4076 It's the 3,000 show checkup,just needs a change of greasepaint. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
4077 Well, this should be an easy fix. 1.2394 0.05101 71 54 17 0
4078 I found the source of the funny noise 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
4079 Genealogy Start Up 13 and Me delivers on phase 1 testing 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
4080 16 foot power 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
4081 Well, I found what was making the unfunny noise in your engine. 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
4082 Yep you're right. It's definitely has something to do with the cars IT. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
4083 Dude, Your Car Pool Left Five Minutes Ago 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
4084 The corporate clown needs his belt tightened. 1.2394 0.05101 71 54 17 0
4085 We just need to top off the seltzer. 1.2394 0.05101 71 54 17 0
4086 No matter how many times I tell them to double-check, someone always misplaces a tool. 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
4087 He probably thought the dealer said “Town Car.” 1.2394 0.05101 71 54 17 0
4088 Your problem is that you need 100 % clown to have this work. 1.2394 0.05101 71 54 17 0
4089 Oh, I see what yer problem is here, Mr. President. But it’s gonna cost ya. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
4090 What, no masks? 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
4091 Who's this Bozo? 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
4092 Yeah, I don't think I want to work any more GOP events. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
4093 I see the problem. One of your clowns is not in costume. With a little make-up and grease-paint, I can fix it in no time. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
4094 Quit clowning around and make room for your friend. 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
4095 Was there a sale? 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
4096 Who knew what they meant by The Hood??!! 1.2394 0.05101 71 54 17 0
4097 You're looking at $1,500 just for the cracker jack. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
4098 You bunch of clowns, you switched the driver out again. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
4099 Out of the car, Robert. You know we don't allow any clowning around. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
4100 Well, one of your spark plugs looks funny. 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
4101 We 'll have the family meal deal with diet cokes all round 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
4102 There's your pinging. It's a network engineer. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
4103 Like I keep saying, ya gotta stick with the OEM parts. 1.2394 0.05101 71 54 17 0
4104 Well there's your problem, chief. The suit ain't makin' any funnies. 1.2394 0.05101 71 54 17 0
4105 I knew it sounded funny. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
4106 Uh-oh...that's definitely not the original engine. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
4107 So which one of you is the transmission? 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
4108 Will you guys quit clowning around, we have work to do! 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
4109 The transmission has been acting up 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
4110 Could you check and see if they're low on water? 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
4111 He said he wanted to be part of the big four. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
4112 Hey pal, I don’t go ta parties tellin’ you people how ta make balloon animals ... how ‘bout you just let me do my job. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
4113 The clown says somebody stole his seat, and you’re a person of interest. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
4114 Looks like he'll need a fresh coat of paint. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
4115 First I would try using gasoline without any alcohol in it. 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
4116 I said that’s where the circuit board is, not the circus board 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
4117 Your number four clown is missing. 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
4118 I heard the usual funny noises but there was an odd new one. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
4119 I said to bring the family when they're in the 'hood not under it. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
4120 I suggest trying the mechanic over on Ringling Road. 1.2394 0.05101 71 54 17 0
4121 I think one of the spark plugs is not colorful enough. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
4122 No, he's not OEM, but a little face paint and you'll never know the difference. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
4123 I would recommend changing the one with glasses 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
4124 I'm still gonna use the dipstick... 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
4125 If Cuomo doesn't let us out soon, we're gonna lose it. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
4126 So that’s why the engine was sounding funny. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
4127 Must be a Tesla! 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
4128 You need a new clown 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
4129 As you can see, the electric car gives you more passenger room under the hood. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
4130 There’s your problem. You’ve got a nerd under your hood. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
4131 I think I see the problem, spares are supposed to go in the trunk. 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
4132 When Sondheim said "send in the clowns" he said "to my bar" not "in my car". 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
4133 Quit clowning around under the hood and help me change the tires. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
4134 I know you think that you can cram more clowns in here....but the tye guy has to go.....the battery has to go back in. 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
4135 No wonder it won't go, some clown's been messing with this engine 1.2394 0.05101 71 54 17 0
4136 You need 8 BIG re-soles and a knee lub job 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
4137 I take it you are from the hood? 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
4138 There's your problem: one cylinder isn't clowning around. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
4139 Just as I suspected. The brake shoes are too big. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
4140 You need to replace your regulator. 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
4141 I think I see your problem. One of your plugs isn't sparking. 1.2394 0.05101 71 54 17 0
4142 I think the problem is a defective gategrasher. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
4143 With a heavy duty eraser I can buff him right out. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
4144 Looks like you've got a bad piston 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
4145 I think I figured out where the funny sound is coming from. 1.2394 0.05101 71 54 17 0
4146 This part is obviously not name brand, but don't worry, his life was already a joke. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
4147 Which one of you clowns is paying? 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
4148 He’s big...but can he replace this kind of clownpower 1.2394 0.05101 71 54 17 0
4149 I see the problem. There's a Clown Car impersonator under the hood. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
4150 Looks like you're due for your 100,000 smile service. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
4151 I wasn't sure how many clowns it took to fix a car, so I brought everyone I knew. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
4152 Looks like the circus is already here! 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
4153 It's time for our tune-up 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
4154 Your shocks are fine, but your laughs are pretty much done. 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
4155 You need to oil them every month. 1.2394 0.05481 71 55 15 1
4156 So, extract the one that's not funny? 1.2394 0.06172 71 57 11 3
4157 That's a sad excuse for a fourth cylinder. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
4158 Insane Clown Fauci 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
4159 I see your problem, now. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
4160 ‘Oh, those are my enablers!!’ 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
4161 With the exception of this part over here, your problem doesn't seem to be very serious. 1.2388 0.05663 67 52 14 1
4162 Bozo called in sick. He's the understudy. 1.2388 0.05663 67 52 14 1
4163 'Fraid your comic timing belt is shot. 1.2388 0.06049 67 53 12 2
4164 As their attorney, it is my duty to inform you that you are obligated to install and, or, provide, all the necessary amenities to guarantee this vehicle is up to code, as defined in the Housing Maintenance Order of 1988. Also the brake light is out. 1.2381 0.05863 63 49 13 1
4165 I didn’t sign up for this. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
4166 Yeah, even I wonder at times who’s driving the car. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
4167 I know he’s not a clown, sir, but this thing is going to fall apart without Fauci. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
4168 It's a natural enough assumption, but the real issue is that none of us have necks. 1.2368 0.04909 76 58 18 0
4169 You’ve put a square peg in a clown hole 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
4170 Are we there yet? 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
4171 ‘Hi, yes...we are VIP for the Republican National Convention.’ 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
4172 This is above my paygrade 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
4173 Well, there’s your problem right there, Honko, the one in the front is low on funny. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
4174 So, a hi-performance model. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
4175 This is all I have right now, but I think he'll fit. 1.2368 0.04909 76 58 18 0
4176 Something's a little unfunny. 1.2368 0.06453 76 63 8 5
4177 An import, is it? 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
4178 I said eclectic not electric. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
4179 Your problem is, you didn't use genuine "Barnum" replacement parts... 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
4180 Well, you've got an odd part here. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
4181 This is an interesting repair 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
4182 You’re in the wrong hood. 1.2368 0.06453 76 63 8 5
4183 Yeah, folks have had trouble with the 4-Clown engine. Next time spend a little more and get the 5-Clown option. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
4184 Okay, here's your problem. Looks serious. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
4185 Your front left piston needs redressing. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
4186 Goddamn it Larry. Stop clowning around! 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
4187 It should run like new again once I replace that man with a fresh clown. What were you thinking? 1.2368 0.05254 76 59 16 1
4188 Guess the Republican clown car has finally run out of gas 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
4189 I found the knock in your four cuckoo engine. 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
4190 I appreciate the jester, but I can fix the engine myself. 1.2368 0.05578 76 60 14 2
4191 Have you shown this to Elon Musk? 1.2368 0.05884 76 61 12 3
4192 I’m sorry, your engine just doesn’t make me laugh anymore. 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
4193 He’s in the car insurance jokes. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
4194 I can fix it, but I have to remove the funny looking little guy 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
4195 I don’t know... you sure this Bob here isn’t aftermarket? 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
4196 Carpooling to the RNC? 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
4197 All these clowns yours Mr. Domb? They said that they all belong to different circus. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
4198 That explains the exhaust issue. 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
4199 This cartoon is funny because it’s a clown car and one of the people isn’t a clown. It appears to be broken but instead of an engine it has three clowns and a normal person under the hood. One can only imagine what the silly mechanic will say in reaction to this zany dilemma. Maybe something political. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
4200 I see the problem. They weeble and they wobble, but they don’t fall down.” 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
4201 I see the problem. You’ve got a faulty head. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
4202 jokers everywhere 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
4203 I repeat, the the Outer Banks is closed to nonresidents until further notice. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
4204 Turns out your horn wasn't stuck afterall. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
4205 We need to change the Earl. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
4206 A white collar problem? This is going to be expensive. 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
4207 If you want to stay hilarious, change these every 3000 jokes. 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
4208 Nothing an orange wig and makeup won't fix. 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
4209 They like to hide in there when it gets cold out. 1.2361 0.06706 72 60 7 5
4210 No big deal. They just need a few burritos and some Coke and they'll be good for another few hundred miles. 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
4211 You should make it to Legoland in about 15 minutes. 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
4212 They’re not peddling fast enough. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
4213 They all look like clowns to me 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
4214 I told you, the engine smells funny. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
4215 You said you heard a funny noise? 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
4216 How do you intend to pay? We take cash, credit card, or buckets of confetti. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
4217 You don't see them much with just four under the hood anymore... 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
4218 I found the piston that is misfiring. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
4219 I'm afraid she's not funning on all cylinders. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
4220 I found your problem. One clown in your engine broke down. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
4221 Looks like you've run out of laugh. 1.2361 0.05040 72 55 17 0
4222 Someone replaced the original clownerator with a generic manerator. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
4223 I think I see where the funny noise is coming from. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
4224 One of your bozos is out of alignment. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
4225 I see your problem. This clown forgot his uniform. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
4226 Well there’s your problem. One of your clowns isn’t funny! 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
4227 This is why I avoid off brand parts. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
4228 The engine is making a funny noise, but it's only a little off. 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
4229 He says it was the only mask he could find. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
4230 Your engine suffers from convention. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
4231 There's the reason your car isn't running kinda funny. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
4232 'Send in the clowns,'not the accountants! 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
4233 You’re right — that one isn’t supposed to be there. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
4234 There's a serious problem with the one in the front. 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
4235 Is this one mine? 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
4236 Just a little greasepaint and I’ll have you on your way. 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
4237 It looks like you have a foreign object in the engine. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
4238 Well that's your problem right there. This car is dangerously low on clowns. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
4239 That noise - you've got a hybrid. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
4240 I was hoping he would be a doctor or a mechanic. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
4241 Oh, now I see the spark plug that's not performing. 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
4242 Looks like you’re down one clown. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
4243 I see why you’re not getting as good performance. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
4244 Actually what you hear is an UNfunny cylinder. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
4245 Just like I thought, something funny going on with your engine 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
4246 Sir, it looks like not everybody could fit into your car. 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
4247 STOP CLOWNING AROUND AND START PEDALING 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
4248 No wonder it won’t go, you gotta bad clown right there. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
4249 Check their hair oil please, and top off their seltzer bottles. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
4250 You've got a serious clown problem. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
4251 Can you describe the funny sound again? 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
4252 Each one of them is 75 horsepower. 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
4253 Oh yeah. Looks like one of your converters has gone corporate. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
4254 Sorry—office humor won't work in this model. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
4255 Sorry Mitt, you’re overqualified. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
4256 It's aversion therapy 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
4257 Your jokes aren’t firing on all cylinders 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
4258 I see why it is running funny. 1.2361 0.05040 72 55 17 0
4259 The motor's been short-shirted. 1.2361 0.05040 72 57 14 1
4260 Look, the man is from OSHA. It's his call on CPCF. I can't help. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
4261 How did he get in there? 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
4262 There’s your problem. Square Ned in a clown hole. 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
4263 It's charming but you can see why they recalled this model. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
4264 That’s right. The engine on this model is in the back. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
4265 I think this is the source of your engine noise. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
4266 Some clown is giving this shop a bad name. 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
4267 Sorry sir, looks like #4 cylinder doesn't get the joke. 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
4268 Surely you can squeeze in one more. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
4269 Looks like we found Barron. 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
4270 Spark plugs don't match. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
4271 It's a Tesla, dummy! 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
4272 One cylinder isn`t working 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
4273 "I don't care what your boss calls you, this is a real one. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
4274 I'll get my specialist Bozo on this right away 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
4275 No wonder your car doesn’t work 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
4276 Joe, please don't take him away. He fits right in. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
4277 I thought it was making funny noises... 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
4278 This car runs like It. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
4279 This is not what I call social distancing. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
4280 Your car's running slower because there's a politician in there. 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
4281 I'll just get my Nerd Puller and have you out of here in no time. 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
4282 This is stranger than when those people were on fire in that elevator a few weeks ago... 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
4283 Well, it doesn't look funny to me. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
4284 You're going to need new brake shoes. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
4285 I think it's an idling problem. 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
4286 You know, this is a rear engine car. 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
4287 We’re cops 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
4288 I see the problem immediately--his nose and wig fell off. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
4289 So that's paint for everything outside, and greasepaint for everything inside. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
4290 You have a serious problem under the hood. 1.2344 0.06197 64 51 11 2
4291 Get out Bob, this isn’t funny. 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
4292 I’m not sure how you want me to jumpstart the car 1.2338 0.05816 77 62 12 3
4293 Have you ever followed your dreams, Carl? 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
4294 Pop the hood. Oh, you've got to be joking 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
4295 Oh that’s right, the engine’s in the back 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
4296 Angela - Kevin! Don’t clown around 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
4297 Bob, I’m afraid you’ll have to give up your seat 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
4298 I see the issue now. The Flinstone model is only meant for a 4-seater. How many clowns have you got in here anyway? 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
4299 You said it was your fan belt. 1.2329 0.04981 73 56 17 0
4300 Two valves per clown, so technically it IS a V8 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
4301 Gary's always been a bit of a black sheep, a loose piston if you will... 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
4302 So this is how Elon Musk does it... 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
4303 The new MAGA line of vehicles comes with clowns and is a real joke,” said the average Joe 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
4304 And that's why this doesn't sound funny anymore 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
4305 You're Bozometer picked up a Chad. Easy to miss. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
4306 I’m telling you, I hit bump and it sounded like a barrel of laughs. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
4307 I’m tired of clowning around, Tom. I want to be moved to the Subaru division. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
4308 Well I see two problems, the first is that one of you is just clowning around. The second is that you have no engine 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
4309 I know you said your engine sounded funny... 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
4310 Yup, here’s your problem. The comedic timing is off 1.2329 0.04981 73 58 14 1
4311 Pedal Faster 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
4312 Looks like your after market part is responsible for the poor performance. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
4313 The point is what spark can set their inmost soul on fire? 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
4314 You know that unfunny sound coming from your engine? 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
4315 Did you think it was a VW 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
4316 It needs a lot of work and I know I'm out of greasepaint. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
4317 Are you the Bozo who owns this car? 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
4318 So, you weren’t joking when you said it had zero horsepower. 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
4319 And that's why it didn't make a funny noise when you drove it. 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
4320 I think I see the problem, Mr Barnum, you're not hitting on all four cylinders. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
4321 What is the long and short of your problem? 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
4322 Well... I used to write for Conan, now I just don’t know anymore” 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
4323 These are not the clowns you are looking for. 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
4324 Oh it's a HaHaHaHybrid ! 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
4325 There’s a whiner in there! 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
4326 If you think THIS is weird, wait till you see what’s in the trunk! 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
4327 Sir, your clown car has a Mitt Romney problem. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
4328 I'm sorry, it appears you've voided your warranty. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
4329 You've been clowning around in the engine again, ha? 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
4330 It's a German car, the seltzer is in the back. 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
4331 I think I see the problem: nothing funny in there. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
4332 There’s your trouble. You’ve not been using OEM parts. 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
4333 And, the best feature is four on the floor 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
4334 He’s just an intern. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
4335 It keeps making a funny sound. 1.2329 0.04981 73 56 17 0
4336 Well, there's your problem: one clown too many. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
4337 An accountant stuck in your clown engine? This is going to cost you. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
4338 The four-head cylinder looks a little suspicious, as you said; but what concerns me more is finding the serpentine belt coiled up in a can for roasted peanuts. 1.2329 0.04981 73 56 17 0
4339 Yo! This clown is not of the circus kind! 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
4340 It’ll run, but you Bozos forgot to make room for the driver. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
4341 I was hoping you could diagnose if whether it's a mechanical issue or an identity crisis. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
4342 Fellini’s Filling Station 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
4343 The engine needs to be properly outfitted. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
4344 The problem here is trying to put a square Pez in a clown hole. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
4345 Oh,Lord. I one of these jobs last month and it took a day and a half to get them all out! 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
4346 I told you there was a funny noise under the hood! 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
4347 Well, I don't hear a funny noise now. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
4348 This is what you get for using generic parts. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
4349 There’s nothing funny about what’s wrong with your engine. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
4350 Yes Joe, I missed the memo. I am the real fool." 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
4351 Please, Mister. I've always wanted to run away and join the circus, so I'm a stowaway. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
4352 It's out of warranty, but a pie in the face should fix you right up! 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
4353 Sorry, bub, but replacing your lead clown with a generic nerd just voids the warranty. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
4354 This is why your car only makes a funny noise some of the time. 1.2329 0.04981 73 56 17 0
4355 Who’s the Bozo out of uniform? 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
4356 We're out of seltzer. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
4357 Sir, are authorized to work under influence? 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
4358 You have a serious engine problem. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
4359 One cylinder has bad timing 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
4360 You have 3 cylinders that are acting funny. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
4361 Now there's something you don't see everyday. 1.2329 0.04981 73 56 17 0
4362 Since when do you need glasses, Mr Trump? 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
4363 Looks like Mr. Clown College forgot to replace the oil." 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
4364 There’s always one in every crowd . . . 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
4365 Something is causing a knock. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
4366 The problem is you are not social distancing. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
4367 Yep, there's your problem, one of them isn't a clown. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
4368 That's your problem, you've got a slacker at the left front. 1.2329 0.04981 73 56 17 0
4369 Bob finished his inspection. He thinks your engine troubles are laughable. 1.2329 0.04981 73 56 17 0
4370 This is not ridiculous. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
4371 See, that's your problem right there - you picked up a rogue actuary somewhere! 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
4372 It's the hitchhiker. He shouldn't be in the engine compartment. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
4373 I think I know why your engine is making funny noises. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
4374 Looks like your comic timing belt is off. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
4375 Apologizes sir, you could say we were "CLOWNING" around! 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
4376 There’s your problem; one of your cylinders is not a clown! 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
4377 This has got to be some kind of joke. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
4378 That’s the problem - an accountant. 1.2329 0.06621 73 61 7 5
4379 This is a not a SMART car. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
4380 Stop clowning around, Kevin. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
4381 It’s the spoiler in the front right quarter panel. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
4382 Yes Mr. Trump, your clown-car posse is ready to roll. 1.2329 0.06621 73 61 7 5
4383 You’re telling me not one of you found my wrench? 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
4384 We were wearing masks, we swear. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
4385 Sorry, Bob, but we can’t optimize clownpower with you in there. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
4386 I can see why you radiate happiness... 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
4387 I thought you said it runs on four cylinders. 1.2329 0.04981 73 56 17 0
4388 He's a clown in wolf's clothing 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
4389 Uh oh, wrong Uber. 1.2329 0.06019 73 59 11 3
4390 How did he fit into a Clown Vic? 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
4391 There's your problem -- you don't have even one horsepower. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
4392 Not big on social distancing eh? 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
4393 Have you been outsourcing again? 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
4394 Front left, hmm? Looks serious. 1.2319 0.05118 69 53 16 0
4395 You said the check engine light was on? 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
4396 I see your problem - every time they stick one of these clowns from accounting inside, it gums up the works 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
4397 I think I've figured out the funny noises from under your hood. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
4398 You’re a quarter low on laughing gas. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
4399 Looks like one of your heads has blown a gasket. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
4400 that's the guy 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
4401 Well, I can see this accountant will need to be replaced. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
4402 This doesn't look good. How long has there been in accountant in your engine? 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
4403 Yep, there's the problem. The timing needs adjusting on that one. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
4404 This is your problem right here, you’ve got clowns where your engine should be, and you’ve also got Drew Carey, whose comedy we all love but is safely outside the realm of clowning and could never trace its roots back to commedia dell'arte. 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
4405 Transmission’s busted. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
4406 Well, politicians are clowns. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
4407 I have to be honest Bonzo - this is going to be a pretty serious fix." 1.2297 0.05286 74 58 15 1
4408 Sorry, it’s all I had. It’s not OEM but I think it will get you there. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
4409 So, you say it's making a funny noise? 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
4410 Not really a mechanical issue. You want the Clown Therapy Center down the street. 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
4411 Sir, your problem is a mechanical auditor 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
4412 Whoever put aftermarket parts in this baby was a real clown 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
4413 There's your problem. Accuary. 1.2286 0.04628 70 62 5 3
4414 Mom, dad, the family." 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
4415 This car is only for circus clowns, not the other kind. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
4416 Looks like your kid's been clowning around again with the high performance exhaust system. 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
4417 First we'll have to remove the clowns and the IT manager. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
4418 4 seatbelts needed here but 30 overall Frank Buckley Andover, MA 1.2286 0.05449 70 55 14 1
4419 Your problem is obviously the unclown. 1.2278 0.05961 79 65 10 4
4420 Ah Sir, wait..I think...there may be a problem 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
4421 Ah there’s your problem. Need more clowns 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
4422 It was at that point Trump realised he wasnt the only clown in government 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
4423 All’s good in the hood 1.2273 0.05198 66 51 15 0
4424 I’m sorry sir, but I can’t allow you to smuggle anymore clowns into Congress 1.2273 0.05198 66 55 9 2
4425 It can tell my insurance how I’m driving 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
4426 Mr. Mechanic immediately spots the issue-a cog in the form of a stiff in a suit. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
4427 No sir your break lines are fine, it seems they’re having trouble coming up with a punch line 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
4428 She’s didn’t tell you did she... 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
4429 Well I found the problem: looks like you got some kinda normal guy in there. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
4430 See. I told ya I wasn’t clowning around. 1.2273 0.05198 66 51 15 0
4431 This race war problem isn’t gonna fix itself. 1.2273 0.05198 66 51 15 0
4432 We ran the system diagnostic check and everything looked fine 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
4433 Ah ha! Just as I suspected. Here’s the problem. You’ve got a Trunk-o-Trumps. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
4434 Oil changes, tire rotation, and other duties as assigned 1.2273 0.05198 66 51 15 0
4435 Mr. Smith, last week you tried in an ice cream truck, now this. Please give Fizbo his place back, return to your office cubicle and finish the quarterly balance 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
4436 Where is Donald going to sit? 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
4437 Not to worry - I’m an insurance agent. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
4438 Tsk, tsk. I see there's a Jacob under the hood. I'm afraid this is far more serious than I'd thought. 1.2273 0.05198 66 51 15 0
4439 blown clown gasket 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
4440 I heard a not funny noise. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
4441 Let’s test if the grass is actually greener on the other side 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
4442 So you WANT it to make funny noises and squirt water? 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
4443 Well, the transmission's shot." 1.2273 0.05198 66 51 15 0
4444 There are annoying squeaks and rattles when I start the engine. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
4445 I'm not getting a charge out of your alternator. 1.2273 0.05198 66 51 15 0
4446 Something funny's going on with your engine. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
4447 He said he'd fit in with the team, and I foolishly bought it. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
4448 My rate is $50/hour, but since you have a replacement part and you're willing to help, I'll charge $200/hour. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
4449 In my day, clowns were taught to change flat tires during Driver’s Ed. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
4450 There is serious problem with the left front one. 1.2273 0.05198 66 51 15 0
4451 I believe I've found that 'funny' noise you've been hearing under the hood........................ 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
4452 That's one approach to reducing the carbon footprint... 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
4453 That rattle. Does it sound like mansplaining? 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
4454 We always lose the front, right first. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
4455 And this here’s the reason your car stopped making that funny noise. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
4456 Looks like we've figured out why the engine was making funny noises... 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
4457 Looks like a Bozo gone bad 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
4458 You're getting a lot of mileage out these clowns. Except for that one. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
4459 Politicians may fit in the clown car but they're just gonna clog your punchlines and stall your jokes. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
4460 Sorry. I couldn’t find anything funny under the hood. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
4461 Sorry, the record is for only the number of clowns inside the passenger section. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
4462 damn i hate my kids too but don't make them sit with dilbert 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
4463 From an auto clownselor's perspective, I think that the front, right one needs an attitude adjustment. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
4464 Here's your problem! It's your actuary. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
4465 Where is IT? 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
4466 Oh no - I must have put the Clown into the Bookkeeper Bus 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
4467 Some of you aren't pedaling fast enough! 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
4468 Actually, we're all set on gas. Bruno here had beans for breakfast. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
4469 You have a problem under the hood. You need to replace a part. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
4470 It's the after-market clown. Their legs don't quite reach the ground. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
4471 They just don't have as much under the hood as they used to... 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
4472 Looks like I'm going to need the car over night. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
4473 I think I know where I the squeaks are coming from. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
4474 This, Mr. President, is why your critics say you have a clown car of a cabinet. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
4475 Just because the country is now opened for business......... 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
4476 I think we will have to replace the nerd. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
4477 One of your heads is out of toon. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
4478 We've stopped clowning around. Can you fix it? 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
4479 Ah, yes...the" blended family". 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
4480 Hey dumbos we know you're walking and we ain't gonna you any gas. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
4481 Of course the car's full, it's an election year. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
4482 OH, There's your problem, ya got a serious dude that just does not want to clown around. No worries, I got some chuckles in the shop. That'l be 59 bucks.... 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
4483 Don’t worry, we’re just clowning around! 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
4484 Comfortable ride? 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
4485 I think I see your problem. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
4486 Yup, there it is, three OEM clowns, but you voided your warranty installing that aftermarket stiff. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
4487 Not as funny, no, but does wonders for fuel efficiency. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
4488 Well, for one thing, you have an out-of-place tie Rod. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
4489 Well there's your problem. Somebody replaced one of your clowns with Ed from accounting. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
4490 So it makes a funny sound sometimes? 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
4491 Look, the new four cylinder is out! 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
4492 Hey, buddy, stop clowning around and get out. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
4493 I can tell you are not happy with the way they are running. 1.2273 0.05198 66 51 15 0
4494 Your head gasket forgot his makeup. It's going to cost you an arm and a leg. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
4495 There’s your problem. You forgot to drop off your CPA on your way home. 1.2273 0.05629 66 54 10 2
4496 I need to see if we have the right nose for this model. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
4497 What's it going to take to get you out of this mini and into a brand new, grand Bozo? 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
4498 Trying to find a replacement for this nonconforming part might turn into a real circus. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
4499 1-877-“Kars-4-Klowns” Donate your car, today! 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
4500 Wrong clown car, sir. You want the clown car parked outside the west wing. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
4501 And you say you heard an unfunny sound?" 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
4502 Your Economist is off by a quarter ! 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
4503 Well, there's your problem—a Microsoft tech. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
4504 I’m sorry to tell you Mr.Trump, what going on under your hood is no laughing matter. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
4505 It’s the new P.T. Barnum Cruiser. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
4506 Something is wrong with the pedals. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
4507 Surprising right, that's what you get with Tesla! 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
4508 Looks like your spare’s gone bad... 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
4509 Seriously, there's something funny about your engine... 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
4510 I warned you "Let one in and the rest just can't stop!" 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
4511 Look who they're allowing into our hood! 1.2273 0.05198 66 51 15 0
4512 Oh no, this actually unvoids your warranty. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
4513 We decided to bring our lawyer Bob along, to avoid any funny business. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
4514 It's a very proper component, but it could ruin your performance. 1.2273 0.05198 66 51 15 0
4515 Objectively, we're in the funniest caption contest ever. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
4516 I'm sorry, but the car won't run without a full set of giant shoes ... 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
4517 This’d be your problem then. Some idiot’s gone and replaced a worn out clown with some cheap accountant. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
4518 You don’t belong in this Clown Car, Sal! 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
4519 Yeah, see here. This an office clown - you can only use professionally trained parts on this model. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
4520 I was expecting twenty naked Pentecostals in a Pontiac. (Lyric from a tune on a CarTalk CD.) 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
4521 Well, I think we know where the squealing is coming from. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
4522 One of your pistons is out of sync. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
4523 Tesla is just a clown car with a nerd front man. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
4524 You need to let them out more. Your piston has become pissed-in. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
4525 I kow your accountant may seem like a clown, but he is throwing your balance off. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
4526 We just wanna get outta here before November. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
4527 Yep, something's wonky with the drive train. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
4528 I wish you’d stop clowning around and get a real job. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
4529 I see your problem - this one is misfiring. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
4530 OMG, finally the clown car explained! 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
4531 Yeah, the guy in the glasses was in there when we bought it. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
4532 Gotta a bad clown in there. Lost his sense of humor. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
4533 Fred wants to know if anyone's seen a pair of 18EEEEEEEEEEEEEE Shoes? 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
4534 It's funny how small these engine compartments are these days. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
4535 I found a problem I wasn't expecting. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
4536 It's always the stand-up one who makes all the noises. 1.2273 0.05198 66 51 15 0
4537 Dude I just wanted to say I fuckign loved you in Joker 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
4538 That's why it makes funny noises! 1.2273 0.06758 66 55 7 4
4539 Close the lid and drive it to Ring One. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
4540 Now that’s strange, the trunk is usually in back on this model 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
4541 Politicians are the only replacements we can find these days. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
4542 Oh boy, this might get expensive 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
4543 Your problem is a broken buearocrat! 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
4544 I see your problem. You have a non-factory part. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
4545 Seriously clowns, there is life after the circus 1.2273 0.05198 66 51 15 0
4546 You're a good mechanic, can't you work around them? 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
4547 Funny republicans ! 1.2273 0.07094 66 56 5 5
4548 The president states you are all fake clowns. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
4549 A funny noise you say. I think I found the problem. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
4550 It looks like a case of tired feet to me. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
4551 We'll need to replace a pedal pusher. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
4552 Probably just an electrical problem--looks like it might be a couple of shorts. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
4553 Looks like some town car clown is trying to be funny. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
4554 Sir, you'll have to get out so I can replace the faulty part. 1.2273 0.05198 66 51 15 0
4555 Mr. Pickles, I think we need to talk. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
4556 So, you say you DIDN'T hear a funny noise coming from under the hood? 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
4557 I think your driver front clown needs a boost. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
4558 You don’t need an alignment. Get some clown shoes on this guy and you’ll be good to go. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
4559 We can stop the squealing and keep the funny noises. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
4560 Sorry, but you must have Russian passports. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
4561 Well here's your problem, Chuckles. No wonder it's not performing! 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
4562 I hereby convene this Cabinet meeting! 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
4563 You’ve got to be JOE-king... 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
4564 This is People Power! 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
4565 There's your problem right there--it's Miss Firing. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
4566 I think it's one of the head gaskets. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
4567 Your shoes will arrive on Friday. 1.2273 0.05198 66 51 15 0
4568 It's simple. A clown car will malfunction unless all non-clowns are removed from the engine area! 1.2273 0.05198 66 51 15 0
4569 He's not a permanent part--just to help with the start-up process. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
4570 You've replaced the gasket cap with a red nose, which explains the problem. 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
4571 Did you really think I wouldn’t notice it’s not a Volkswagen Beetle? 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
4572 Here's the problem, this one is a counterfeit part !! 1.2273 0.06028 66 53 11 2
4573 I'm sorry Mr. Musk, but it doesn't comply with state emission & safety standards."" 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
4574 So you’ve got four on the floor. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
4575 Common problem with clown cars...the firing nose on one of your plug's a dud! 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
4576 We can't the parts we'll need from Ringling Brothers anymore. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
4577 The pressure on the first cylinder is not equal to the rest of the engine. 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
4578 Clown trafficking is a federal offense. 1.2258 0.05353 62 48 14 0
4579 oh him? he's the new intern. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
4580 I can't help you unless you stop clowing around with the engine, Sir. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
4581 I can see at least four, but there may be more, once we start pulling things out. Can we offer you a unicycle home? 1.2258 0.06264 62 50 10 2
4582 There's something funny going on under your hood. 1.2258 0.05353 62 48 14 0
4583 Which one of you is making the "funny" noise? 1.2258 0.05353 62 48 14 0
4584 No wonder it’s running “funny”. 1.2258 0.05353 62 48 14 0
4585 It’s always a tight squeeze in the engine compartment these days. 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
4586 I've seen this before, I just have to call in my specialist. She's a face painter!" 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
4587 It’s making a funny noise. 1.2258 0.05353 62 48 14 0
4588 three of your four cylinders seem to be acting funny 1.2258 0.05826 62 49 12 1
4589 OK Higgins. You've been outed. 1.2254 0.05382 71 60 8 3
4590 It's not what it looks like 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
4591 Well there's your problem. You've got a normie. 1.2241 0.05523 58 45 13 0
4592 Get out of there and start working on your running gags! 1.2239 0.05131 67 52 15 0
4593 uh... ya know, the insurance company usually sends their own adjuster 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4594 Can’t really fix this until you remove all the clowns first. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4595 You get what you pay for, Jeff. Install a generic part, and the trade-off is sub par performance. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4596 Under the hood we're all clowns! 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4597 These electric cars sure fit a lot more clowns! 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4598 Err... well,driving should be fun! 1.2239 0.05131 67 56 9 2
4599 This is a quick fix, I'll remove the foreign object and you'll be off to the circus. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4600 It'd a Boxo turbo. Supposed to laugh at speed but just giggles 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4601 Started with zero,and in 9.8 seconds there were 60 of them 1.2239 0.05131 67 52 15 0
4602 The horses had a bigger gig at corporate. 1.2239 0.05131 67 52 15 0
4603 Let me get the dipstick. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4604 So That's People Power 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4605 As you know, circuses have been forced to downsize. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4606 Sorry I kept you waiting. It’s been like a three-ring circus here today. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4607 This cartoon really has a lot going on, huh? 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4608 Here’s your engine problem You are only hitting on three of four clowns 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4609 Dang! Another Republican infiltration. Probably thought you guys were GOP Senators. I can take it out now or you can just wait 'til November to do it yourself. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4610 I work for the Trump Whitehouse...not only was I made an honorary clown, they gave me the front seat. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4611 Well, it’s definitely not the carburetor... 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4612 So, which one of them is making the funny little noise coming from under the hood of your car? 1.2239 0.05131 67 52 15 0
4613 I'll have a lube job and a clown please. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4614 There’s your problem. You’re only running in three cylinders. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4615 The spark plugs look good. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4616 I'm no clown, but I think I see your problem. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4617 Here's your problem. He doesn't make a funny sound. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4618 Why didn't Lars give us necks? We all look like tubes of cookie dough. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
4619 I found your Uber driver. 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
4620 The problem is the outlier in a shirt and tie ! 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
4621 It seems you have a loose wire under the hood. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4622 You’ve got a Rod outta place, alright. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
4623 How long have you been driving it this way” 1.2208 0.06026 77 64 9 4
4624 „I see what your problem is... Someone has mistaken the politician there for a clown... you would be surprised how often this happens these days.” 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4625 You can't stick just anyone in there..." Tom learns the hard way that politics isn't for everyone 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4626 It looks like the last time you filled up you got some bad clowns 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4627 The one with educated look seems to be the problem! 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4628 Hate to break it to you, but this one just aint funny anymore.” 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4629 Well, there's your problem. This one should be stuck in the middle. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4630 'CUT! Who's idea was it to remake Boyz n The Hood?' 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4631 Just as I thought, there's an accountant in your carburetor. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4632 Like I said, rebuilt engines aren't 100% 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4633 Hmm...looks like one of your sillynders is bad. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4634 We’ve talked about this, there’re other ways of smuggling Americans across the border into Canada. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4635 What do you think I run around here, a funny business? 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4636 Yeah, in my experience, off-brand parts don’t do well in these vintage engines. To keep her sounding funny we’ll have to special order a replacement and see if the timing still works with the others. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4637 They’re stuck, see, so we need you to take it apart...the effect only works when we can get out. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4638 You see the problem with this kind of engine is that the jokes get old pretty fast. You might wanna switch to a newer kind of funny, Sir. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4639 Which one is the battery? 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4640 New Tesla? 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4641 Oh yeah, engines in the back. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4642 Sorry Ronald. Shift management at McDonald's is not one big Happy Meal. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4643 -Ever thought of switching to hybrid? You're damaging the bozone layer... 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4644 We wanted to avoid the HOV lane. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4645 Look sir, if you stop clowning around, I can get the clowns out of your engine 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4646 Once I a-jester Bean Counter here in front, should run great. These old Harlequin Engines were made for DIY clowns like yourself. No offense” 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4647 You said it’s family friendly 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4648 I see you got the four. Personally I prefer the six. Sure it eats more but it's much funnier. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4649 I can’t tell if the squeaking is their noses or the car 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4650 Those clowns over at GM really put themselves in their work. But jokes aside, this is serious. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4651 Let’s laugh it out 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4652 sorry, but we’ve got too many jokers already. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4653 Sure, we may not get all the laughs, but at least we have our dignity. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4654 Oh, him? That’s just the tragic relief. 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
4655 The cylinder head is acting up again. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4656 Just clowning 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
4657 Ah, here is the source of the Dad Jokes you’ve been hearing... 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4658 We told you regular knocks the engine 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
4659 there are clowns in my car 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4660 Is that you, Dad? 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4661 sorry, but I can't fix the one with the tie 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4662 We all called shotgun! 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4663 Who’s this joke in your clown car? 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4664 So this is what The Beast has been running on? 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4665 One of your clowns isn’t working. I’m going to have to find a replacement before I can get this show back on the road. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
4666 I’d swap ‘em out for hamsters. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4667 The $79 surcharge? That’s for clear violations of Covid-19 Social Distancing rules among non family members 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4668 Now i understand what you say with "funny noise". - 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
4669 Ok, which of you clowns is making the funny noise?! 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4670 if there’s more than 10 I have to call the police 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4671 Do you have the extended warranty? 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4672 See? This is why your engine’s been acting funny 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4673 Should I be scared of the clowns or the ghost of a life I could have chosen? 1.2206 0.06900 68 58 5 5
4674 Mr. Trump here will actually be traveling to the church separately via clown copter for today's photo op. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4675 We’d like you to consider voting for the man to my left for your president, while he has committed every abomination, he will hold a bible and go to confession, which erases any and all wrong doing until he commits another cri...abomination, but then he will will repeat the process and make it all good again and again and again and again and again and again, etc. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
4676 You see? That's the thing, someone must have used a bootleg to repair the engine last time 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4677 You gotta rotate your clowns, mister. You continue to let this go and all your gonna have under this hood is Internet Techs, Accountants, and Physicists. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4678 You’ve got all the basic features, plus the Office Prankster upgrade—that’s new. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4679 I see the problem. You only have one essential worker in here 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4680 See I told you it was a Party Bus 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4681 so this is where my children hide! 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
4682 Its impossible to get genuine parts these days so this city hall clown will have to do . You may have a bit of trouble keeping it straight but it will run just fine on fried chicken & cola. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4683 I see what the problem is, sir. We found Republicans in your engine 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4684 You weren’t clowning around. This engine is running funny. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4685 Quit clowning around and get back to work! 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4686 Next time go for the UberX . 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4687 When the salesman said it ran on 4 c’s, I assumed he meant cylinders. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4688 You call that laughing gas? It’s turning my clowns into suits. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4689 Sir, I'm afraid this isn't your Uber. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4690 Well, here’s the problem and it’s not funny 1.2206 0.06900 68 58 5 5
4691 This is not a time for clowning around; he says you are in his spot. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4692 We'll stick with the classics. This one rattles corporate clients. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4693 It's getting really scary in this 'hood. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4694 The Newhart clone is throwing off their timing. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4695 Sorry Bozo, the steering software is recognizing your incompatible or off brand component. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
4696 You’re still gonna need an engine. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
4697 There was a banana peel wrapped around a rubber chicken wedged next to a kazoo. Should run fine now. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4698 We can't believe that clown's our manager either 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4699 Those Bozos flooded your engine. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4700 Looks like there’s a short in the engine. 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
4701 I'm just a bureaucrat and they've always called me a clown, so I thought why not act like one! 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4702 Nothing funny here,....you're only running on three cylinders! 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4703 Well mam this here is a clown car, and what you have here, see, is a man in a suit right near the main gasket. It's got to be all clown if you want it to work. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4704 Yep. One loose accountant and the performance is lousy. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4705 He says he wanted to be stuck in the middle with you. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4706 There's you problem—you can't get a four cylinder clown car to fire right if one under the hood is not a clown! 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4707 So, you say you've been hearing a funny noise coming from the engine? 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4708 We're refugees from Circus Bulgaria. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4709 I think I see the problem here. You have a screw loose. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4710 Blown head gasket. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4711 I've got all the tools, but it'll take a few days for the part to get here. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4712 This explains your funny noises and serious misalignment. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4713 This is some creepy shit. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4714 I'm afraid it's your potus. We won't have the parts until November. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4715 You need new shoes. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4716 I think you have a bent Rodney. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4717 Even clowns should distance - not including those in the White House. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4718 I see what's accounting for all this engine's funny business. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4719 Sir, I’m not clowning around here, you need way more than a muffler “. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4720 It will work, trust me. Roger just doesn't seem funny right now because of the fear in his eyes, and the tie. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4721 This clown thinks he’s a clown! 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4722 Here's the source of the funny noises you get while you're driving. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4723 Yeah, you're right, there's something funny with your motor. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4724 That's your problem. Someone fitted a class clown at the last service. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4725 Just slap some pie on them, and you should be good for another 100K. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4726 There's always one odd ball in the bunch 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4727 You clowns thought someone from the front office could run this thing? 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4728 Well, there's your problem right there. You have a bureaucrat. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4729 A little more grease couldn’t hurt. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4730 Looks like you need a clown change,but all supply is in Washington DC right now. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
4731 Your laugh generator needs replacement. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4732 Apparently the uber driver got a call from a Stephen Sondheim... 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
4733 What's the senator doing in your clown car? This is quite wrenching. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
4734 It's making some funny noises. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4735 Uh oh. Looks like this bozo up and quit on you. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4736 It's your Carlburator. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4737 He was aftermarket 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4738 There’s your problem, that clown has gone all corporate on you. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4739 See, you've only got one pedaling. The others are just clowning around. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4740 Tom was beginning to consider the serious lack of ventilation in the garage. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4741 The problem is your clown car is only firing on 3 cylinders. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4742 No wonder it broke down- it's designed for four HORSEpower 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4743 I think I'll just have to replace that non-standard part and it should run fine again. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4744 You're engine block is cracked. I think what you have here is a casting failure. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4745 Normally I've got a nose for this kinda thing. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4746 Well that's what you get for using after market clowns. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4747 Here's the reason for your poor performance. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4748 This one here, he is hijacking your message. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4749 They're not getting enough laughs per mile... 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4750 I’m thinking one of the plugs has lost its spark. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4751 Looks like it might be time for a front Ed alignment 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4752 I'm living Dad, I'm joining the circus! 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4753 One of you gaskets is unblown. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4754 My suggestion: strap 'em to the roof and reattach the engine. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4755 Why isn't this group integrated ? 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4756 There's nothing funny about this. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4757 I see you're using aftermarket parts. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4758 I see... This ol' American is run by a bunch of clowns. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4759 Face it. You just don’t fit in. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4760 We'll need to change these spark plugs: they're old and clichéd. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4761 No wonder it doesn't drive -- looks like the last shop was just a bunch of clowns. 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
4762 Could you turn the car around, we are used to the engine being in the front. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4763 That explains your engine trouble. Square peg in a round hole. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4764 And who is this clown? Your accountant? 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4765 I think their pedal pushers stopped working 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4766 The rattling concerns me. But I'm more worried about this foreign substance. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4767 You are one short of the record! 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
4768 I'm calling clown protective services. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4769 We've uncovered the last disloyal staffer 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4770 Ron, being a bit dyslexic, thought he was enrolling in a CPA class. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4771 Here's the problem, this clown is throwing off the timing. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4772 Go away, Clarence. No one likes you. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4773 You're all set. I gave it the business. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4774 I found a short in the engine. 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
4775 Well this gives a funny car a whole new meaning... 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4776 Change this one out and should be good to go. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4777 You're right, this is a hybrid 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4778 This is the only replacement we have, so don't anyone else hurt their foo-foo. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4779 This might be why your car doesn't work. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4780 He thought we were all still working from home. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4781 Well we found your Chief of State. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4782 It’s my son. He thinks he’s being funny. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4783 Maybe it is an oil leak or maybe not. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4784 Okay, I've diagnosed where the unfunny noise is coming from. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4785 I hate to say it, but at the end of the day, it is what it is. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4786 Well, no wonder the engine wasn't making a funny noise. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4787 I think it's time for all the trolls and clowns to go in the trunk. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
4788 The problem is obvious: one person did not get the memo. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4789 I couldn't get all the grease off him. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4790 They're worse when they're in the driver's seat 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4791 There’s the problem: CPA in your engine. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4792 These cylinder heads need work, Joe. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4793 You’re not funny, Carl, get out. 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
4794 Your engine is running off of laughs 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4795 So do you find that a Tesla makes a better clown car because of the added seating under the hood? 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4796 You need to dress up for the part, to fix the problem! 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4797 We have a tandem bicycle you can hire while this is in the shop. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4798 There’s your problem: One’s not a clown! 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4799 Is Bob here? He’s worked on this before. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4800 I think I see the problem, but it's pretty serious. 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
4801 The guy with the tie is the leader. Kind of like a master cylinder. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4802 I see the problem. The ringer in front needs replacing. 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
4803 Looks like your funny car has a serious problem in the front end. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4804 ..guess they shorted the battery... 1.2206 0.05482 68 59 6 3
4805 Meet my family: Bozo, Dinky, Giggles, and um... Allen 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4806 My partner and I specialize in hybrid engines 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4807 Ut-oh, aftermarket parts again? 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
4808 The problem here is not mechanical 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4809 I told you, these things can't run on corporate clown. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4810 In the good ol' days, we only had to deal with horses under the hood. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4811 I think we found your problem, but we’re going to order a wig and red nose from the dealer. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4812 Here's the problem. Three of your cylinders need reboring. 1.2206 0.05482 68 56 10 2
4813 Looks like a management clog. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4814 You shouldn't use Fortune 500 parts with this car. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4815 The problem is your Ringmaster is missing. 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
4816 Every Bozo needs an attorney. 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
4817 It may not be the safest ride, but it is a good use of space. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4818 Please remove the guy with the glasses, he's a stowaway" 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4819 We are crash test comics. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4820 It's a Volkswagen you idiot, the engines in the back. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4821 Yep, I see the problem. You have one too many 'thing a ma jigs, doohickeys, and what nots' in your car. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4822 So,you say it’s been making funny noises? 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4823 Well, this garage hasn't seen a quad in-line wackadoodle in years, but we can help 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
4824 Your salesman doesn't come with the car. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4825 We'll put a straight face under the hood and see if we can improve your laugh mileage. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4826 I think I see the problem. You're only firing on 3 clowns. The fourth one looks like it threw a rod. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4827 There’s your problem, you got an accountant in the engine. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4828 That’s Barry, in Accounting. He’s weird. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4829 Here's why your car isn't running funny. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4830 Once the pundit starts whining there's no fixing it. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
4831 I thought this was my Uber Pool. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4832 One of the cylinders is obviously under-performing. 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
4833 You can't run on laughs alone 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4834 Your problem? -- the tie guy is a government clown, not a real clown. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
4835 Your problem’s right here- this guy is the Ring Leader. 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
4836 No, it’s not the distributor cap, it’s this elicitor chap causing the problems. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4837 There’s your problem - no clown car’s going to run right with management oversight like this. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
4838 Well, thats your problem right there. You've got a Leonard in your intake. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4839 Sir, can we quit clowning around. You need to get out of the car. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4840 I see the problem...you've got a "mis-frocked jester" that needs to be replaced. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4841 They ran out of gas. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4842 Here's your problem right here: this one isn't making any funny noises. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4843 So this is what happens when you don't drink coffee in the morning... 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4844 The dweeb's legs are too short to pull his weight. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4845 Thank God that the engine sits in the back of these things 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4846 It doesn't run well anymore. Not since these clowns took over engine maintenance. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4847 Someone hasn’t been clowning around with your engine. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4848 Well, right here's your problem. You've got a square in your drivetrain. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4849 Which clown thought to bring the accounting guy to verify the record? 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4850 Well, here's your problem: William Barr is the wrong kind of clown. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
4851 We need to get the one with the necktie replaced! 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4852 It's $5 night at the drive-in per carload...want to get in? 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4853 We thought it would be funny to bring our insurance adjuster. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4854 Try honking your horns. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4855 Time to change the oil paint 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4856 I'm afraid your engine needs to be replaced—these clowns are worn out. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4857 Your tune up went well except for all the clowning around. It seems that my son also wanted to have a few chuckles. 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
4858 It's a lot cheaper to get mice out, but yes, I can de-clown your car. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4859 It’s actually funnier if you put them all in the passenger compartment . 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4860 There's your problem, got a politician acting like a clown 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4861 So do you want the good news or the bad news? 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4862 You made it here on that head gasket? 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4863 I am sure there is room for one more. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4864 Cute! Now, pitty pat out of here.” Don Dechman Austin T 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4865 It's a Corviar! 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
4866 It's the choke. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4867 Next Stop, The Republican National Convention 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
4868 How long did you say it's been since your last tune-up? 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4869 This front left plug is obviously is not a compatible replacement, will need to yank him. 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
4870 Wow it really is a clown car. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4871 Your breaks need new shoes. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4872 Well, I'm not so sure, trading horse for clown power. But of course, it's your decision. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4873 He says it’s much more comfortable than his cubicle.” 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4874 Just as I suspected, a nerdy alternator. No wonder you don't have a running gag. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4875 Well that would explain that funny sound you were trying to explain. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4876 Sorry, I’ll have to order your replacement part. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4877 Sure. And Allan Funt is in the back seat, too, right? 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4878 Some clowns stole the engine! 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4879 No wonder your engine is sputtering, you have an actuary in here. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4880 Hey! They ARE all bozos on this bus!! 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4881 I thought you said it’s a six cylinder 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
4882 I’m afraid we don’t sell laughing gas. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
4883 OK, I see your problem. You have an accountant in with the clowns. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4884 I don't think we can get those parts. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4885 There’s your problem, this Joey isn’t compatible to your model” 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4886 The guy with the tie? He's our acclowntant. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4887 Something is seriously out of whacky. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4888 Is this how Washington works? 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4889 Sorry, we only have one seat left for Trump. Then , it’s off to the car smasher. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
4890 Sorry, but I’m gonna have to loosen up your left front jester. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4891 You'll definitely be able to go faster once we remove this old worn out accountant! 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4892 Stop acting like a clown and fix their carburetor! 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4893 I need to take your temperature 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4894 One of them is missing 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4895 Wiat a minute... who is this Bozo? 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4896 You clowns need an engine, not an engineer. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4897 Sorry,your warranty doesn't cover nerds. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4898 These foreign makes run on an irony-slapstick mix. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4899 I don't know why, but I think you should change places with the guy with the tie. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4900 You're supposed to keep your business in the trunk. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4901 Clearly, it's the office clown that's causing the rattle. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4902 The engine is running a little funny. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4903 You ignored the recall notice, didn't you? 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4904 You can fuel this car with 100 smiles per gallon. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4905 Oh, here's your problem. You're down a clown. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4906 You say your engine's making funny sounds? 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4907 Looks like your last oil change someone slipped you a generic." 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4908 Clownalytic converter acting up again? 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4909 Well... I tell you what, its good they keep these engines in the back. 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
4910 There's your problem - an accountant in the transmission. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4911 I’ve got good news and bad news. 1.2206 0.05066 68 57 9 2
4912 You have an aftermarket clown in there. 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
4913 Well, Mr. Clown, sir. It's seems like one of your pistons has gone rogue. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4914 You weren't kidding about fooling with the engines. 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
4915 That's just not funny, Phil. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4916 See here? This one's out of spec. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4917 I converted it to 30 foot power. It is not only funny, but it will also be great for the Planet. 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
4918 Volkswagen Social Distancing in 2020 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4919 It’s a clown car. I ordered FOOL INJECTION not MATH WHIZ OVERDRIVE. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4920 Now I see the problem -- that one with the glasses is an after-market part 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4921 Say hello to the Pistoni family." 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4922 Excuse us, but you took his place. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4923 There’s your problem. One of these clowns is a substitute. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4924 Don't worry. We're all in the same family. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4925 You've got a middle manager in the intake manifold, blocking the glee circulator. I can get a replacement clown for you out of Poughkeepsie by Thursday, until then try tickling him. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4926 I think we just found the source of the problem .. That's Finley from the business office in front. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4927 The power has been robbed in one of your cylinders by a buildup of white collar grime. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4928 Are you sure all of these parts came from the same manufacturer? 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4929 Now Timmy, what did we say about coming to daddy’s work, smuggling yourself out in a carful of weird clowns, attempting to blend in and live amongst them undetected, only to learn an import lesson about family? We said not on school nights. Timmy. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4930 Your accountant needs a new distributor cap. 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
4931 This is why you always want to spring for the undercoating. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4932 Well there's your problem, your running on three clowns and an accountant. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4933 Those who can, do, those who can't. clown 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4934 so are you guys all in a polycule or something? 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4935 Oh, oh. One of your clowns has had a breakdown. 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
4936 Well, it’s not the fan belt. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4937 You seem to have been replaced by a business plan..... 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4938 They needed a ride out of the city! 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4939 Can you check them out? Until recently, they were humming along quite well. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4940 It's the new First Car, Mr President. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4941 Hey, instead tell us the way to nearest McDonald's, please! 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4942 Circuses are closing. They have no place to live. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4943 It looks like one of your clownsunderin needs a bit of greasepaint. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4944 You're missing two cylinders! 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4945 Looks like some Bozo forgot to add grease paint. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4946 Aren’t we exempt from social distancing? 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4947 One of the spark plugs is fouled. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4948 The Flintstones weren't home. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4949 I see the problem. They don't have face masks. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4950 I think I see your problem, substituting a politician for a clown. The clowns are insulted. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4951 Making them wear clown costumes doesn’t mean it isn’t people trafficking. 1.2206 0.06900 68 58 5 5
4952 Oh, I thought you said Crown Victoria... 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4953 There is always one square in every family! 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4954 You know aftermarket parts can void the warranty, right? 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4955 Who's my daddy? That's a question for mom, isn't it? 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4956 Found the car's diagnostic software. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4957 This is why you don't use metric parts in a standard vehicle. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4958 There's nothing wrong with your car Mr. Jingles, a politician is still a clown. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4959 I know you're upset, sir, but the ticket said Town Car, not clown car. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4960 Here's your problem! There's too much clowning around your carburetor. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4961 He said he quit his job and was running away to join the circus. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4962 No wonder it doesn't run, you lost your engine. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4963 It'll run better if you replace this politician with a clown. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4964 Frank’s the office clown. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
4965 I see your problem and it isn't funny. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4966 You were a little low on helium. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
4967 He was an aftermarket addition. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4968 Whoa - nerd alert. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
4969 You've got a serious engineer problem. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4970 How many clowns does it take to change the oil? 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4971 Social distancing is not funny. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
4972 Can you increase the capacity, or not? 1.2188 0.05208 64 50 14 0
4973 I’m very afraid 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4974 Your warranty won’t cover this. 1.2188 0.05208 64 50 14 0
4975 One of your pistons is a square 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4976 This isn't even the worst Uberpool I've had 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4977 How much will it cost to get the Trump administration functioning properly? 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4978 This stiff has bored through your laughberator and your other pinheads are now maligned against him. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
4979 Might be a squirrel 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4980 Just as I thought. Your distributor cap will need to be replaced. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4981 The clown car works just fine, as long as you don’t lift the hood 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4982 Oh, It's not a simple fix, your car got trumped 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4983 The [former] Trump Administration needing a lift out of dodge... 1.2188 0.06853 64 54 6 4
4984 What’s a human engine?” “Well it’s where you put a bunch of midgets under the hood of your car and have them spin the wheels for you 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4985 Again? 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4986 We found him with the rest of his cabinet- trying to escape the White House. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4987 The whole family thinks he is a joke. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4988 Mitt looks less like them every day!! 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
4989 Jobless homeless but not hopeless 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4990 I don't care if he is your cousin, he can't ride in the engine compartment 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4991 I resent your use of the term “clown car”. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4992 I think I found what was causing that knocking sound. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
4993 There's your problem: the clown in the necktie who ran away and joined the circus to escape doing the home schooling. 1.2188 0.05208 64 50 14 0
4994 Looks like you've got yourself a clown-carburetor problem. 1.2188 0.05208 64 50 14 0
4995 Well here’s your problem why it’s not acting funny. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4996 I think you may have a problem with one of your head gaskets. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4997 There's your problem. This one here is a master of disguise. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4998 So does it seem like exposure therapy is working for your fear of clowns? 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
4999 It’s what I thought... you need a ring job. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
5000 The president's entourage is departing. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
5001 One of your cylinder heads needs replacing and you're low on laughing gas. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
5002 Sir, we said white colored, not white-collared. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
5003 I see the problem. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
5004 Either they go or it doesn't. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
5005 Yeah, Donnie, you might have maxed out on acquiring clowns for your show! 1.2188 0.05208 64 50 14 0
5006 We need to look at the engine union contract before touching this. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
5007 Your problem is trying to make the lawyer funny. 1.2188 0.06853 64 54 6 4
5008 Headed to DC 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
5009 Nobody had the nerve to tell him he wouldn’t fit in. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
5010 We'll need to replace the engineer 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
5011 One of your pistons is generating too much hot air 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
5012 Even with that tie, you may need him great spotted boss the way the clowns in your cabinet are turning over. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
5013 Fred Flintstone didn’t need an engine, either—you pass inspection. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
5014 Looks like you’ve got a wrong cylinder head! 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
5015 It was sounding a bit funny. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
5016 Job done, we've sent in the clowns. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
5017 Your clown filtration system seems to be faulty. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
5018 He’ll work just fine. He’s not factory, or all that funny, but he’s been pretty dependable around here...and not a bad brother-in-law, either. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
5019 I see you got the four-in-the-floor model 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
5020 I’ve always felt these mechanics were a bunch of clowns. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
5021 Does it run clown? 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
5022 You may have a mole. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
5023 Thought you said there was no accounting for the squeak. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
5024 Let’s not clown around here. We’ll have to replace the tied spark plug. 1.2188 0.05208 64 50 14 0
5025 Your problem’s right here. The governor’s over-regulating the power train. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
5026 Like I said, there are funny noises coming from underneath the hood. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
5027 That's a very funny looking engine 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
5028 It’s a good car, a very high CPM (clowns per mile)! 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
5029 Don’t worry, a quick paint job and you’ll be on your way! 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
5030 I'd give him the boot. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
5031 Well there's the problem, a CPA in your clown car... 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
5032 Uhm, it seems your engine might have a few loose screws 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
5033 PARTY in the front, PARTY in the back! 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
5034 You've only got one working header 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
5035 Dilbert - a slight hairstyle change doesn't make you a clown. Look what a good job the pointy haired boss in the next row did with his makeup for our team building exercise. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
5036 It's the bland, bureaucratic, guy from the office that's causing the lack of jollity. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
5037 theirs your problem, your missing a red nose. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
5038 Here I thought the Trump administration was a highly-tuned engine 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
5039 You're going to need a whole new cast. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
5040 I think you have a serious problem here George. 1.2188 0.05208 64 50 14 0
5041 If I had an explanation, I'd be glad to share it. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
5042 Your fuel line is all clowned up. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
5043 Screaming noises coming from the engine compartment? Hmm, I'd say that's due to the four hoarsepower engine. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
5044 Looks like you need a paint job. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
5045 You have one serious problem" Thomas J. Hurley Hopewell N 1.2188 0.05208 64 50 14 0
5046 Could you guys practice this act in rental car for a few days? 1.2188 0.05208 64 50 14 0
5047 Clearly, he is AutoZone not FunZone. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
5048 Here's the problem. You're down 28 clowns and have an extra accountant, 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
5049 What funny noise? I don't hear it. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
5050 The cab has plenty of room, but we could only get four under the hood. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
5051 Yep - this guy doesn't belong under the big top. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
5052 Sir. You are going to have to get out of the carpool or my assistant will squirt some seltzer down your pants. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
5053 I'll need to charge you for the laughing gas. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
5054 Well there's your problem: Your I.C.E. has gone CPA. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
5055 It is supposed to be for the engine and not for your matryoshkas! 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
5056 Aha, this is why the engine has been making unfunny noises. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
5057 I think the guy in the front is a little creepy, don't you? 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
5058 Uh-oh! 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
5059 I found what's making that slide whistle sound. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
5060 Change them? They are the real spark plug of the act. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
5061 Pull my finger? 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
5062 Hand me my makeup sponge. 1.2188 0.05665 64 53 9 2
5063 Wheres the engine?" "We took it out to make more room. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
5064 Do you have breakdown coverage? 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
5065 Three of your cylinders are smoking. 1.2188 0.05208 64 50 14 0
5066 So, you say the funny noise you've always heard doesn't sound as funny as it used to, eh? I think I see the problem. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
5067 What is this? A Clown Car? 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
5068 Here's your problem. Looks like you got a little C.E.O. in your front end. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
5069 When you crank it up, all you hear is ... Need! Nerd!Nerd! 1.2188 0.05208 64 50 14 0
5070 One of your cylinders is leaking hair oil. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
5071 I guess that I parked too close to the Big Top. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
5072 It goes percaptapercitapapercapita . . not my kind of model . . take this pill . .please . . Hi Ho It's back to work . . .What more do you want? 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
5073 ba·bush·ka 1.2188 0.06853 64 54 6 4
5074 I know you mean well but you don't fundamentally represent. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
5075 What's this Bozo doing in here ?? 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
5076 They just need to pedal faster. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
5077 Yeah, it's one of the original funny cars. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
5078 One of your cylinders is a weeble too straight..... 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
5079 I think I found the problem with your horn not honking. 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
5080 Is this your way of telling me you don't want to be a mechanic, son? 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
5081 Well there’s why your car’s not running funny. 1.2188 0.05208 64 50 14 0
5082 I'm sorry sir, but using non-OEM parts voids your warranty. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
5083 You’re not going to like how you have to change the oil... 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
5084 The one with the tie won’t honk without a 401k 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
5085 I don’t deal with funny business, mister. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
5086 For the last time, Mr. Binkley, you must stop calling "shotgun" with this crowd 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
5087 No Ben, Clown Gangbang Night is on Friday. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
5088 What's the serious guy doing in your clown car? 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
5089 Oh, we don't service the four-on-the-floor models anymore. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
5090 What would you expect? Ride-sharing has historically been one of our strengths. 1.2174 0.05002 69 54 15 0
5091 Just try not to wake him—I think real-life is scarier. 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
5092 Ah ha...even one straight guy can disrupt the pure 'clown car' vibe." 1.2174 0.06149 69 57 9 3
5093 this type of engine will only start running again when the global lack of laughter is over. 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
5094 Social distancing is no laughing matter, sir. 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
5095 Looks like you'll need a new American clown. Unfortunately we're all out. Take it to the White House dealership. 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
5096 You’re low one red nose. 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
5097 I think I know why your engine sounds funny. 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
5098 If you keep Kevin, I can't certify it as as clown car. 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
5099 Hmmm...I see you’ve been clowning around? 1.2167 0.05363 60 47 13 0
5100 I think we found your problem. We'll have to use a slap-stick up front. 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
5101 Looks like you gotta piston acting weird. 1.2167 0.05363 60 47 13 0
5102 What does this thing run on again? 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
5103 Clowns are as funny as the year of 2020 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
5104 The guy with the glasses gives me the creeps. 1.2167 0.05363 60 47 13 0
5105 What's with the executive up front? 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
5106 If you want better laughs per gig, I'd recommend replacing your accountant with a late show host. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
5107 Sir, I think you're in the wrong vehicle 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
5108 Your problem is they're not pedaling in unison. 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
5109 We're on our way to Mara Lago. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
5110 What, I drive like a clown?? Don't you dare label me. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
5111 There's the cause of your system breakdown right there. One of your gaskets turned Republican. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
5112 I think you need more than an oil change. 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
5113 That Elon Musk is such an innovator! 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
5114 There's your problem right there; it's a straight-six engine. 1.2167 0.06330 60 49 9 2
5115 I get he’s a clown, but the timing is still off. 1.2167 0.05363 60 47 13 0
5116 It seems to me you're just clowning around. 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
5117 Well, there's your problem. Too many cylinder heads. 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
5118 There's your problem, the guy with the glasses isn't a clown. 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
5119 Only 6 of the 8 shoes are big enough to move this car. 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
5120 Here's your problem. This one's lost his sense of whimsy. 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
5121 I'm just trying to fit in. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
5122 stop clowning around, and help me find my screwball! 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
5123 I was confused when you wanted me to “Phil” your tires and “Chuck” under your hood. Because I don’t work here. I’m a clown 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
5124 Let me guess...the horn? 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
5125 What? I was always curious how they all fit... 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
5126 You might not make it to the Trump rally . . . He says there was no mention of a COVID-19 liability waiver. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
5127 Who knew who Trump had in his hood. Big oil will just die when they see this. 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
5128 That’ll happen. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
5129 Sorry Sir, but a bunch of clowns as the engine might not give the best results... 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
5130 There's your problem, you need either all business or all clowns, that guy does not fit in. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
5131 it has a 300 clown powered engine and I just got it,.. but don't know what's wrong with it,... can you fix it? . 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
5132 Your problem is the wet blanket under the hood. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
5133 Ya know, you’re supposed to change your clowns every 3,000 miles. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
5134 It all depends on whether you subscribe to our silver or our gold mechanical insurance plan. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
5135 Grover thought it was business casual day. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
5136 I think we found what is causing that normal noise. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
5137 It will run fine, just don't clown around. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
5138 Power from the People 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
5139 The problem's under the hood. I discovered Ted dressed up like an office worker, again. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
5140 Uneasy drives the car that bears the clown, Henry IV, part 2. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
5141 Well I can see why you were losing power. Somebody installed a clerk instead of a clown. Common mistake. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
5142 (needs no caption) 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
5143 get out - slowly, hands up 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
5144 See what we can accomplish when a United States clown and a uniformed Chinese dictator get together ? 1.2154 0.07102 65 56 4 5
5145 I was able to diagnose the problem, but unfortunately we’re all sold out of face paint. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
5146 I'm sorry, but this is the only Witness Protection program available right now, so please get ready for the matinee. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
5147 Sir, the point of a "clown car" is to fill the car with clowns, not middle managers. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
5148 You think this is funny? 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
5149 Well there’s your problem right there- you need a new air filter 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
5150 It looks to me like one of your pistons is seriously underperforming. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
5151 This distributor doesn't match your model. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
5152 When we're moving, something sounds funny. Or, I should say something DOESN'T sound funny. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
5153 Well there's your issue: you've got a regular guy where your clown should be. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
5154 Inside the modern “family” sedan 1.2154 0.05139 65 51 14 0
5155 Your problem is with the cylinder heads. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
5156 See, these new self-driving Tesla clown cars all come with an engineer/liability lawyer - and he's killing the act! 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
5157 Aha, here’s your problem. You’re out of laughs. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
5158 Well, I think we found the problem. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
5159 There’s your problem; no distributor cap. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
5160 Point to the source of the honking noise. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
5161 There's your problem right there. This one needs oil . . . and greasepaint. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
5162 Okay, you can be on 'Undercover Boss' 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
5163 At least have them wear masks. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
5164 Whew! Three squeaks and a geek! It's gonna cost ya... 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
5165 It seems some Clown put one of the wrong heads on your engine. I might be able to save you some money by installing a Fez. 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
5166 Here’s your problem: This gasket’s too uptight. 1.2154 0.05139 65 51 14 0
5167 There’s your problem...Someone’s replaced one of your genuine clown car parts with a generic one 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
5168 This bozo's all up in your grill. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
5169 I've been hearing something funny from under the hood. 1.2154 0.05139 65 51 14 0
5170 I told you before Mr. B.. You can’t clown around with a car. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
5171 It’s okay for now, but you’ll want to replace the spare once you get home. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
5172 My car is not running. Uhm, ma'am you have passengers where your motor is supposed to be. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
5173 I’m running away to join the circus! 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
5174 I see the problem. Somebody mistook a clone for a clown. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
5175 Okay. You're an essential service, but you still have to wear the protective gear and stay six feet apart. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
5176 You have clowns to spare. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
5177 You clowns need to put on your masks! 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
5178 The engine is making funny noises. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
5179 You’ve got a real seriousness problem here. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
5180 I found the problem. One of you is not silly enough. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
5181 Excuse me sir. The town car is still under repair. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
5182 With so much weight in the back, you really need the power of a V8. 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
5183 Looks like Cylinder 1 is causing the poor performance. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
5184 So did you say the left light was a little dull ? 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
5185 As I suspected: an off-brand replacement part. 1.2131 0.05287 61 48 13 0
5186 You're right. That isn't a very funny noise. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
5187 Well, that explains the knocking. 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
5188 A crack in the head let a little fool leak in. 1.2131 0.05287 61 48 13 0
5189 "I knew this vehicle sounded really funny 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
5190 I need more mileage per laugh! 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
5191 Got room for one more? 1.2131 0.05780 61 49 11 1
5192 Looks like a serious problem with one of your cylinders. 1.2131 0.05287 61 48 13 0
5193 Well that backfired. 1.2131 0.05287 61 48 13 0
5194 I wish you guys would stop clowning around! 1.2131 0.05287 61 48 13 0
5195 No, it wasn't factory-installed...but I got a deal". 1.2131 0.06235 61 50 9 2
5196 Seems the problem is you have a Jerry from another model on your engine. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5197 Hope they make it across the border before Mexico puts up the wall. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5198 You said the engine was making a funny noise? I think we found it 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5199 We’re gonna have to switch that accountant out if you want to keep your funny line runnin’. 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
5200 You’re sorry for clowning around. Ha. Cute. Now can you get out of the car and pay your invoice. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5201 Running a car is child’s play 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5202 Are you folks heading to the All Lives Matter convention? 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5203 23 years doing this and I have never seen a part give up like that 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5204 I think I see the problem. 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
5205 Stop clowning around and get back to work 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5206 I thought I heard a Russell in there! 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5207 I can't see any problem in your car !! 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
5208 I just don’t think that song was referring to engine trouble ... 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5209 Don’t worry - Bubbles called in sick so they sent Henry from accounting. That clacking noise is his calculator. 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
5210 I hear the luxury model has the clowns in the back instead of the front 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
5211 Garrett, we’ve told you before that probies ride in the trunk 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5212 That’s not how it should work. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5213 I can never recreate the problem at the shop 1.2121 0.07002 66 57 4 5
5214 I understand, but especially given your history for the past few years, even if I put them all in shirts and ties, I'm pretty sure any prospective purchaser will recognize this time around that they're just clowns. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5215 Are clowns political now? 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
5216 You can’t be serious 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5217 I have no idea how that nerd got in there 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5218 Don’t look at me like that, I went to clown college before this job 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5219 You probably don’t want to hear this but one of your heads looks pretty serious. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5220 He’s not suited for funny business 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5221 I think I found the cause of the not-funny sound in your engine. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5222 Your problem appears to be a lack of diversity. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5223 We’ve switched from horsepower to people power. 1.2121 0.06660 66 56 6 4
5224 The funny thing is they said it’s patriotic to buy American. 1.2121 0.06660 66 56 6 4
5225 Sorry guys, the rally is cancelled 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
5226 A funny thing happened when I started my car this morning. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5227 I expect this from them. But you, sir, should be ashamed of yourself. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5228 They have a flower that sprays wiper fluid, and to honk you just squeeze their nose. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5229 So, do you think you can fix it? 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5230 They grow up so fast. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5231 They’re shifting gears from phase 1 to phase 2 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
5232 Good news is... the horn works GREAT! 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5233 Always one clown too many 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5234 Sir, there are clowns in your car and they are looking at me and it’s sooo creepy. And it’s really freaking me out. I’m just a mechanic and I have a family. I don’t know what to do and I really need this job. 1.2121 0.06660 66 56 6 4
5235 Ah, I see the problem. These parts have been recalled; manufacturer defect. We're hoping the new functioning parts will arrive in November. 1.2121 0.06660 66 56 6 4
5236 I see what is the issue... you seem to have a stowaway on board 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5237 Is there room for 1 more? 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
5238 ...but then what am i supposed to do with THIS clown? 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5239 Looks like your overdue on flushing out the system of the grand ol’ party. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5240 This is going to be expensive and I'm not clowning around. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5241 Yeah, he must have crawled up in there right after tax season. Damn accountants can really mess up your comic timing. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
5242 Well, you’ve had some clowns in here! 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
5243 Ah the good ol’ days...going to the circus, having fun in the summer, not worring about social distancing or wearing a mask! 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
5244 And what about the 200 horses? 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5245 No mask, no service. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
5246 Jimmy! Your mother said you had to come straight home after last night 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5247 You've made a circus of carpooling! 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5248 Well, that's funny. 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
5249 One of my clowns switched to accounting, do you have a replacement? 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
5250 That's what you get for buying aftermarket. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5251 Here's the problem. He is not firing in sync with the others! 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
5252 This is gonna cost you, Pal. Engine modifications void your warranty. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5253 I found the problem! The CPA is causing your LOL to misfire! 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
5254 Yes, I can see the missing piston right now. 1.2121 0.05071 66 57 7 2
5255 ‘There’s nothing I can do. They’ve unionized and are refusing to run unless their demands are met.” 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5256 I need to make room for ten more clowns. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5257 Some bozo forgot to check under the hood. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5258 I think the problem is in you clown-based navigation system. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
5259 Well Mr. Barr, there’s yer problem. Yer little fella William is a dud. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
5260 I could give him the Bozo parts but the Pennywise will cost you. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5261 You are supposed to RUN away and join the circus 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
5262 The wobble is because the tires are out of balance, I can't help you with all the other problems. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5263 They didn't serve beans today so we ran out of gas. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5264 JACK IN THE BOX IS DOWN THE STREET 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5265 I think that someone is not clowning around. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5266 I’m sorry sir but you’ll have to take the next car - these are all Bozos on this bus. 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
5267 How many clowns does it take to make the clown car run? 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5268 Manufacture defect" 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5269 It was the only uber left... 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5270 Yeah. Looks like a circus breaker. 1.2121 0.06660 66 56 6 4
5271 Is this where the mechanic is supposed to sing “Send in the Clowns”? 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5272 Kidz in the hood. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5273 As we embrace diversity, we believe that requiring to be funny or wear a costume are just ungrounded biases... 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
5274 It’s OK. I know this guy. He’s a real clown. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5275 I’m sorry, you don’t quite fit into the West Wing team, this is your replacement. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
5276 Have you considered the pill? 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5277 Stop clowning around and tell me what's broken! 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
5278 No there's nothing wrong with the engine, the clown in the back just farted. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5279 I'm afraid you have a serious blockage in your joke generator. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5280 Well, there's the trouble. You have a balance problem and it's serious. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5281 Which one is yours? 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5282 It's gonna need a jump,but not in those shoes. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5283 You don't seem to be firing on all cylinders. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5284 Bob reveled in his newfound role of "disruptor" 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5285 Usually, I'm the one giving out the shocks. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5286 Looks like you’ve got an accountant in your fuel line. 1.2121 0.04048 66 54 12 0
5287 Is trump in there? 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
5288 Erb, you are sitting on these folks laugh track. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5289 Don’t worry, it’s gonna run just fine with the non-OEM replacement part. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5290 I told you we need more space for Cabinet meetings! 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
5291 Oh, sure, I see the problem,” the mechanic sang: ’One of these things is not like the others. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5292 No wonder you stalled. You're only operating on three clown power. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5293 We decided it's just really time to stop clowning around. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5294 I heard something funny under the hood. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5295 Something is out of synch in the engine. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5296 I understand now why your heard the engine knocking. Your engineer is acting up. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5297 It looks like something un-funny is going on inside your car 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5298 Hmm, I see what you mean about it not sounding funny. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5299 He says he's Steven Sondheim. 1.2121 0.06660 66 56 6 4
5300 They live where they live. The 'hood' is a little outdated, brother. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
5301 We installed a new aclowntant. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5302 There's something seriously wrong here. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5303 It appears that there's something funny going on with your engine. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5304 It started with a funny sound now it is rather serious. 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
5305 Where's Trump? 1.2121 0.06660 66 56 6 4
5306 What funny noise? Sounds normal to me. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5307 This appears to be a case where diversity doesn't work. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
5308 You've got a serious problem in there. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5309 I've heard of interchangeable parts, but never an accountant for a clown car. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
5310 Something funny isn't going on with this one. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5311 You may think your engine was making a funny noise, when in fact it's just silly. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5312 Three clowns and one accountant? You are not going to go far with that. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
5313 This is not funny. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5314 Sir, if you replace any of the original parts with an inferior substitute, you won't get the performance you were expecting. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5315 The Russian puppet clowns are leaving the administration by the car load!! 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5316 You have a serious cylinder problem. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5317 Out, you. Only ex-cabinet-members need apply. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
5318 Is this your first day? 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5319 Hmmm. Looks like the clutch is from another vehicle. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5320 Running a circus out of the White House doesn't qualify you for this act. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5321 At first I thought I heard something funny. Then the fourth jack boxed under the hood spoke and ruined it all. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5322 Let me guess...Stephen Sondheim’s ninetieth 1.2121 0.06660 66 56 6 4
5323 Please fix the fire truck fast .. There isn't room for Bozo 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5324 You should see Trump's Cabinet. It's even worse. 1.2121 0.06660 66 56 6 4
5325 I see. Not so much a "Ping" but a "Chuckle". 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5326 Looks like one of your cylinders has decided not to be funny. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5327 It's not making a funny noise. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5328 They just pulled in from the HOV lane on the highway. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
5329 One of the cylinders is misfiring 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
5330 Ah, here's your problem...this part is aftermarket. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5331 Sorry, sir, this car isn't a hybrid 1.2121 0.06660 66 56 6 4
5332 This square peg is the problem. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5333 Uber clown 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5334 Well, I can see one thing right away. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
5335 I don't want to stick my neck out but it looks like you've got an engine problem. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5336 I've seen this before, and there's nothing funny about it. 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
5337 Mr. Kerr, when you need to remove the engine of your clown car to accommodate your staff, its advisable for you to stop mass recruiting. 1.2121 0.04048 66 55 11 0
5338 This is the best we could do. All the limos we usually use for the cabinet are in the shop. 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
5339 When this new four head design gets out, Tesla's stock's gonna tank. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5340 See, this one’s makeup should have been changed years ago. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5341 This explains the funny noise under the hood. 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
5342 The spares go in the trunk not under the hood. Steve Brown Biltmore Lake, NC 28715 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5343 You're in luck. My order of clown parts just arrived. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5344 So... it wasn’t until after you wedged him in that you learned he wasn’t certified by Guinness to do the count anyway. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5345 Steve, we've been through this. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5346 This thing doesn't run on jokes alone! 1.2121 0.06660 66 56 6 4
5347 Mr. Wormwood insists on riding along when test-driving the rear-engine models. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5348 You're gonna need a ringmaster 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5349 Let's try some greasepaint and crowd roar on him. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5350 Looks like some funny business going on here. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5351 I found the source of that un-funny noise you were hearing... 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5352 Well, there's your problem, right there: Your "clown to non-clown" ratio is off. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5353 I thought the engine sounded kind of funny! 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5354 Oh boy—this looks serious. One of your clowns is leaking late-night comedy. The only fix is to do a Colbert flush. But I can't guarantee that you won't still get a few chuckles. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5355 I always wear a suit to an interview. 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
5356 You’ll have to be patient. I don’t see you being able to get out there until Phase 5. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5357 Well here's your problem, you're only 3/4's full. 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
5358 That's weird? 1.2121 0.06660 66 56 6 4
5359 You all are just a bunch of clowns. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5360 Well, I found what’s not making the funny noise 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5361 This is what happens when you have imposters doing your mechanical work..” 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5362 Yeah, I can fix it, but it's going to cost you an arm and a leg and a funny bone. 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
5363 It won't Chuckle - just goes Chug. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5364 I meant “Town Car”, stupid Autocorrect. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5365 Now here’s your problem. It’s all Krusty. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5366 Yeah, somtimes you have trouble getting non original replacement parts to perform correcrtly 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5367 I think this means no more clowning around. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5368 I've changed the old one out, drive it for 50 miles or so and he should settle in. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5369 One of you is a sad clown and isn’t pulling your own weight. 1.2121 0.06660 66 56 6 4
5370 It started acting up at the Jack-In-The-Box drive thru 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5371 Which one of you is making the ticking sound? 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5372 How'd this clown get into my car? 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5373 Stop clowning around and get out of there! 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5374 It's like a VW beetle -- the engine's in the rear. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
5375 "He has your hair." 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5376 More economists sir. I’m surprised you were able to get anywhere. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5377 Well there's your problem -- what's this clown doing here? 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5378 Looks like the head gasket. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5379 is your engine in the trunk ? 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5380 These don't run on regular. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5381 This is why the joke wasn't funny - the intern's tie is caught in the timing belt. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5382 Sorry, Chuckles. These cars now come equipped with automatic Data Scientists." 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5383 The manufacturer’s warranty is void because someone replaced the clown cylinder with a non-clown. 1.2121 0.06660 66 56 6 4
5384 We service clown cars only, no hybrids. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5385 Grey skies are gonna clear up. Put on a happy face. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5386 So he just keeps saying, "all lives matter"? 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5387 Fixing this will take a high-wire act. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
5388 These four-cylinder models are hard to maintain! 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5389 Our bookkeeper wants a career change. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5390 You challenged me to guess how many clowns you can get in the clown car. I don't think that it's fair to hide them in the engine compartment 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5391 I see the problem here - you can't run anything with just clowns and bankers, you'll get nowhere. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5392 Well there is your problem, one of these is not fitted correctly. 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
5393 Your four clown engine needs one of its cylinders replaced. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5394 Looks like a pretty straightforward job. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5395 There's your problem, someone put a Republican in your engine. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5396 See you can get more clowns in without an engine 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5397 Car maintenance is no laughing matter, someone has to take is seriously. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5398 The guy with the tie? He's a consultant for a twisted balloon company 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5399 The problem's this aftermarket part. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5400 Well, there's your problem. Barney has no make-up. 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
5401 So that's what goes in the frunk. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5402 Too much clown, not enough horse. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5403 Ronald's first day. 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
5404 Auto body repairman,Tom,was surprised to see that Trump's clown car had broken down on their way to the bunker. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
5405 I will say that this is quite a feet of engineering. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5406 It’s the transmission— a generic part in the Clownomatic. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5407 They insisted we take the motor out but their feet don't touch the ground. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5408 Don't worry, they're here. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5409 Oh okay, it's just cosmetic. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5410 Looks like someone replaced your catalytic Bozo with one of those generic Jimbos. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5411 Looks like your last mechanic used after market parts. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5412 so , how long has your car been not making a funny noise? 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
5413 I found your problem. You forgot the greasepaint on this one. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5414 One clown is completely shot. 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
5415 Stevie, out of the Senate meeting right now! 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
5416 Ah, one clown low. No wonder this ride was no fun. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5417 Madison Avenue publicist. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5418 My clowns under the hood theory was 75 percent correct! 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5419 Funny, that's not the part I ordered. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5420 Absolutely, you'll love the trunk bunker option! 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5421 When I said he MUST wear a clown outfit or else, he blew a gasket. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5422 I knew it- there's something not funny under the hood. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5423 That’s where we keep the spare 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5424 This brings new meaning to put a lid on it. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
5425 Do you see the problem? 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5426 How many miles per clown does that baby get? 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5427 No wonder you're not getting as many laughs as you're used to...you've got Anderson from accounting in here. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5428 You with the tie. You're the next federal judge. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
5429 "It looks like you need to replace one of your clowns" 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5430 Well it's easy to see someone hasn't clowned around with your engine! 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5431 Not so funny when you break down, huh? 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5432 She’s pulling to the right because Fred here doesn’t have his big clown shoes on. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5433 I knew something was off when the engine started sounding a little funny. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5434 I’d advise you not to let just any bozo get under your hood in the future. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5435 They’re kind of slow ,but their mileage is great! 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5436 Out, you clown! 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5437 One of your cylinders is out of sync. 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
5438 Let me know if the car still sounds funny. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5439 Yes, they've been running New York City for the past six years, but there's really nothing I can do to help. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5440 Here's the problem. This one's been stripped. I can order new parts but my rubber nose supply is on backorder. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5441 I hope this is a VW 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5442 Sir, this car doesn't come in a Rear Engine model. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5443 So THIS is how you do it. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5444 I had to use some temp parts. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5445 So you want more room for clowns? I can make that happen.” 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5446 Carl, quit clowning around. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5447 It's not running on all four... 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
5448 We Made an exception for him. He voted for Trump. 1.2121 0.07002 66 57 4 5
5449 I was thinking of just sending in the clowns but it appears that they're already here (as well as the biggest one). 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5450 How did the clown with the glasses get in here? 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5451 If you make me get out, they'll all want to get out. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5452 Are you sure the squealing noises are coming from the engine? 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5453 You can make it about fifty miles on the spare, but it won't be very funny. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
5454 I’m afraid we have to replace your accountant 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5455 It's true that with that many clowns in the car, you need to worry about the virus, but I don't think your IT guy deals with that kind. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5456 Sorry sir, but this metaphor is a write-off. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5457 I checked the slapstick for clean humor. You do know these four cylinder humis are not reliable. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5458 I'm a master mechanic not a ringmaster. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5459 Nerd extraction is not covered by your warranty 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5460 Of course there are weird noises, it’s a clown car. But your trouble started when someone put a suit under your hood. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5461 That funny noise? It's the guy in the glasses. 1.2121 0.06660 66 56 6 4
5462 You fellas hear any funny noises in there? 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5463 Looks like you need your accountant replaced 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5464 Bad news. Your Bozo-nator is shot. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5465 Must be graduation day. All clown and gown. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5466 Seriously Bob stop clowning around and sell him a real car 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5467 George from Accounting said we should maximize space. Wrong again! 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5468 Your mime clown is squeaking. 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
5469 This clown right here is your problem. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
5470 Sorry, this clown car is no laughing matter! 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5471 Well, there's your problem! You got Pennywise from Accounting. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5472 It was all fun and games until Joey put on this...this...clown suit 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5473 One of your pistons is out of whack. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5474 Keep it below 45. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5475 I see the problem here. This car runs on clown power. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5476 What one is not like the others, I get it . 1.2121 0.06660 66 56 6 4
5477 I admire the efficiency, but I'm clueless about hybrids. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5478 Wow - they just pop up! 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5479 Sorry, but safety regulations limit the number of clowns on the lift to ten. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5480 You can't have my accountant, even though he is a clown " 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5481 I hear a wobble. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
5482 I see the problem; your micro-manager is out of whack? 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
5483 You can’t expect too much from humor powered vehicle in 2020. 1.2121 0.06660 66 56 6 4
5484 Can you please just focus on the car? We know we’re not 6 feet apart. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
5485 Whoa! That's not a funny problem. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
5486 Can you check it out, I'm only getting 4 laughs per mile 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
5487 All their citizenship information is printed on scarves. If you want the truth, you'll have to pull it out of them. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
5488 This does not look like social distancing 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
5489 We’ve received a complaint about a social distancing violation. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
5490 Timmy 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
5491 Ah, this is the 2016 four-cylinder. 2020 should be much more reliable. 1.2097 0.05212 62 51 10 1
5492 There was a knocking sound coming from my engine.... 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
5493 It's been feeling a little heavy since the last service. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
5494 He was the runt of the litter. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
5495 You say when you take the corners too sharp you hear a high pitched squeel? 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
5496 One bad apple can spoil the whole thing. 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
5497 So you hear a squeak when you go over bumps? 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
5498 Looks like you’ve been hoodwinked. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
5499 You don't have a dipstick? 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
5500 That's why it pulls to the left... or Now you know what happened to the fun! 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
5501 You’re only running on 3 out of 4 cylinders; one of ‘em tried to run away from the circus. 1.2090 0.04530 67 58 7 2
5502 Fortunately, it isn’t a serious problem. 1.2083 0.05210 72 58 13 1
5503 Turns out it's not your timing belt; the squeaking you hear is that little fella right there. 1.2069 0.05365 58 46 12 0
5504 Trump and Gang pvt Ltd. 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
5505 We were hoping that it would run on laughter 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
5506 Unfortunately, your last mechanic failed to install an original equipment manufacturer’s part. This is no longer a Funny Car, and your warranty has been voided. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
5507 I’m sorry, but we don’t service clown cars. 1.2063 0.05139 63 50 13 0
5508 Next time Boyo, try hamsters. GOP clowns are only good for hot air balloons. 1.2063 0.05139 63 50 13 0
5509 Never worked on a hybrid before but I can give it a whirl. 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
5510 The Day the Clown Car Died 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
5511 it's called "Pedal Power". Now please, let us park near the shoe store." 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
5512 Bad news Bingo, your timing is off. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
5513 Well there's your problem. One of your cylinders just isn't funny. 1.2063 0.05139 63 50 13 0
5514 Clowns in the hood again? 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
5515 I thought you said that you wanted a foil change. 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
5516 It looks like one of your cylinders has matured. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
5517 I'm guessing the repair bill is going to be no joke. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
5518 I see the problem: That's not the manufacturer's recommended part for this model. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
5519 I think it's a busted seltzer hose. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
5520 There's your performance problem. One of your cylinders has no sparkle. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
5521 I see you went with the front-wheel walk model. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
5522 You're going to need an extra bucket filled with confetti. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
5523 Well, that's going to void the warranty. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
5524 Joking around carfully. 1.2034 0.05285 59 47 12 0
5525 Now I know which part needs adjustment 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
5526 so you said it "runs funny"? 1.2034 0.05285 59 47 12 0
5527 you are not funny enough, Pepe, admit it 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
5528 That’s a lot of clownpower under your hood! 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
5529 Look, man, what can I tell ya... They spark joy. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
5530 Can I claim them as my dependents on my tax return? 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
5531 There’s something funny going on in this hood.. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
5532 You might want to try a sedative, it's all shits and giggles until they cross the border" 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
5533 We’ll see you guys at parents weekend! 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
5534 We are ran by clowns for far too long 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
5535 One of you clowns got a pen? 1.2034 0.05285 59 47 12 0
5536 They said it was government issued... 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
5537 It’s all fun and games until the clowns try to drive the car 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
5538 Listen I'm impressed, but the car is just too big for the Clowning trim level. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
5539 Pivot your business model for increased mobility,” you say 1.2034 0.05285 59 47 12 0
5540 Oh, I see the problem... this car runs only on clowns 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
5541 Minimum wage at 60 hours a week with no benefits, I don't even need makeup at this point. 1.2034 0.05285 59 47 12 0
5542 Looks like a politician problem,front left. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
5543 Miller, you bozo; my car is a tie-free zone. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
5544 Your shoes are made for walking. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
5545 Your spark plug is the wrong type. 1.2034 0.05285 59 47 12 0
5546 Clowning around with a lawyer was bound to backfire 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
5547 You're only running on four clowns. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
5548 The U.S. Senate finally adopts social distancing. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
5549 It was just an estimate! 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
5550 I didn’t think we’d have to talk to their agent. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
5551 Sir, your engine is in the back of the car 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
5552 Sure we all fit, but we aren't wearing shoes and we have no balloons. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
5553 WARRANTY? I DON'T THINK SO. 1.2034 0.05285 59 47 12 0
5554 It's the beta version of self driving 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
5555 Today's clown cars all come with an accountant. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
5556 That'll fix it for now, but to keep it from getting worse you're going to need a vasectomy. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
5557 I told you to only fill up with clowns. 1.2034 0.05285 59 47 12 0
5558 North Carolina to Florida? Straight shot down I-95. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
5559 I see the problem, you're accountant is loose. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
5560 Hoodwinked 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
5561 I know why your car has been making that funny noise. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
5562 That's the problem right there: the front, left plug is boring. 1.2034 0.05285 59 47 12 0
5563 I just don't understand why it won't go. I filled them up with laughing gas this morning. 1.2034 0.05285 59 47 12 0
5564 You say there are funny noises when you hit a bump? 1.2034 0.05285 59 47 12 0
5565 Dilbert? I always thought you were a clown! This proves it! 1.2034 0.05285 59 47 12 0
5566 Jared, what are you doing with all these clowns? 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
5567 Okay, which one of you clowns invited him. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
5568 Well there's your problem... it's your family. 1.2034 0.05285 59 47 12 0
5569 Well, I've seen this before! I mean, I've got another clown, the problem is gonna be getting the suit out! 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
5570 Nothing that rotating the tykes won't take care of. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
5571 No wonder your clown car is running rough. You've got a third-party nerd in there. 1.2034 0.05285 59 47 12 0
5572 It looks like your prophylactic needs replacement 1.2034 0.05285 59 47 12 0
5573 I wish we could offer you a ride, but the cars acting funny 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
5574 You gotta have an alpha-geek up front to keep the clowns in line. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
5575 It ain't funny what's happened to your fourth cylinder. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
5576 Incredible! This car truly runs on laughs! 1.2034 0.05285 59 47 12 0
5577 Isn' t that Dilbert? 1.2034 0.05285 59 47 12 0
5578 I see the problem. You've got a businessman. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
5579 Installing a genuine factory replacement part should solve the problem. 1.2034 0.05285 59 47 12 0
5580 Clown mini-van just doesn't have the same ring to it. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
5581 Looks like your injector is stuck in administration mode" 1.2034 0.05285 59 47 12 0
5582 You've got an odd one popping out. 1.2034 0.05285 59 47 12 0
5583 As you can see, this vehicle offers enhanced seating options. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
5584 What'd you expect, its a clown car! 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
5585 Oh! Theres your problem. There is nothing funny about accountants. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
5586 Looks like your crank sensor is having issues 1.2034 0.05285 59 47 12 0
5587 I think I figured out the cause of that giggling sound. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
5588 They can't run a car any better than they can the governement. 1.2034 0.06743 59 50 6 3
5589 You have an economist. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
5590 I see the problem; the act was so funny it blew a gasket. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
5591 Looks like you have a serious piston problem. 1.2034 0.05285 59 47 12 0
5592 I think we found where the leak is coming from. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
5593 Oh-oh. Your car's got the "clown-oravirus." 1.2034 0.05285 59 47 12 0
5594 More than you think 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
5595 Your missing clown is in the accountant car. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
5596 What's going on with Cylinder 4 just isn't funny. 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
5597 Sorry sir, the only solution here is to replace the entire engine. 1.2034 0.05285 59 47 12 0
5598 One of your cylinders seems to be out of sync. 1.2034 0.05285 59 47 12 0
5599 You know how we started getting these when the circuses closed, and now with the lockdown....... 1.2034 0.05285 59 47 12 0
5600 Ha! First COVID-19 then killer bees and now kidnapping car clowns! What is wrong with this country! 1.2034 0.06295 59 49 8 2
5601 Don't worry about them - I haven't taught them how to throw knives yet. 1.2034 0.05285 59 47 12 0
5602 No, I recommended that you put in a new “circuit.” 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
5603 Sorry, no clown shoes, no clown face, no laughing gas. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
5604 I'm afraid you have a serious problem in cylinder 4. 1.2034 0.05812 59 48 10 1
5605 Mr. President, I've assembled your troops. 1.2031 0.06748 64 55 5 4
5606 They have relatives in Canada. 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
5607 10 dollars and no questions 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
5608 It's a rear engine car, dummy 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
5609 Sir, they're not wearing seat belts! 1.2027 0.05435 74 61 11 2
5610 I think with a little luck we can get this running for your rally tomorrow 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5611 Switching to electric vehicles has allowed us to significantly grow our company. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5612 I knew there was a problem when the other clowns started using the word ‘synergy’... 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5613 Man one: “What model is this again?” Clown: “US senate” 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
5614 They’re working undercover 1.2000 0.06279 65 55 7 3
5615 Chitty Chitty Bang Bang is right on schedule, all set for some time travel.. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5616 The problem is you have a clown driving the car. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5617 The car that Lars built 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5618 Sorry, this is an eclectic car 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5619 1 paint job, please 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5620 TALES FROM THE HOOD 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
5621 Detroit just doesn’t build ‘em like they used to. Those sure were the good old days. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5622 The real joke is that the New Yorker couldn’t afford their writers so they’re crowd sourcing humor on Instagram now 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
5623 I could juggle a few things and have this fixed by showtime. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5624 We'll, now see, here's your problem... 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5625 This clown engine is laughable 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5626 Yeah, my 'check engine' light went on, but I don't really see what the problem is. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5627 You didn’t tell me it was front wheel drive! 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5628 We'll replace the front left one when the small clown is repaired. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5629 Don’t be a clown, ride with your own folks. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
5630 Can you put them on the lift or something? These clowns won’t come out. They say they’re on strike”. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5631 So... where exactly does the squeak come from? 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5632 White men really are the new clowns 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5633 The problem is that you need a bigger car. They're all growing up. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
5634 Looks like a bad head cover issue 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
5635 ''I think the problem is that he just wants to clown around with you." 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5636 Those funny noises are definitely work related. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5637 He thinks I’m clowning around that we are not a ride share 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5638 oh my, this is starting to look serious! 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
5639 Hurry up, we have a show in a Jiffy. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
5640 So why didn't one of you clowns just get out first? 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
5641 I’ve put in everything to crank it up but it’s probably something in the air 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5642 Yep, there's your problem: there's a bunch of clowns in your engine. 1.2000 0.05208 60 52 6 2
5643 Looks like you have a fee under the bonnet. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5644 Clown squad in tow. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
5645 Here's your problem, you have an impostor under the hood! 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5646 One of the cylinders looks funny 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5647 The engine is not missing. We propel it with our feet. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5648 That's OK. He's a clown too! 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5649 Well, if you don't turn the crank on the side, it stays shut. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5650 Uber's here. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5651 Management suggested this fix. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
5652 Of course it pulls to the left.... Nerds always do. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5653 Looks like someone in here has been yucking your yum. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
5654 Well, this is why you haven't been getting the laughs per gallon. You've got an accountant in the engine. 1.2000 0.07051 60 52 4 4
5655 Here’s the problem - your silly goose has rusted into a normie. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
5656 Here’s your problem. A Bad cylinder. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5657 He’s our numbers guy. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5658 That's your problem. He's a liability lawyer. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5659 Once I extract this stray accountant, you’ll be on your way. 1.2000 0.07051 60 52 4 4
5660 I see your problem—he only knows how to juggle assets. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5661 "This'll be our first oil change. What do you suggest?" 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5662 I’m afraid your car has a serious problem. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
5663 Now there’s your problem... 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5664 I found your problem. Its your Uber driver. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5665 Ahhhh! Make "IT" stop! 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5666 Okay, crank up the Music And let’s See how it runs. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
5667 The horn’s fine. It’s the squeezer. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
5668 What exactly did you want me to check under the hood? 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5669 I'm sorry, we can't fix white fragility here. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
5670 We're saving the environment. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5671 The engine is in the rear. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
5672 There's your problem. You got an accountant in your carburetor." 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
5673 Your straight man thinks he's funny. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5674 It definitely needs to be replaced, but the part I ordered is too big. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5675 There’s your problem. We’ll have to swap that one out. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5676 It could be a pretty funny gag -- but the guy with the white shirt and tie totally ruins it. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
5677 Uber told me, up front, I might have to share. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
5678 There's your problem. You have an accoubtant. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
5679 He’s creepy enough in a Bill Barr way to get you to the next show. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5680 There's always one who takes it just a little too seriously. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5681 My extended family. Not quite as useful as an extended warranty. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
5682 The clown in the tie needs more spark. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5683 Custom performance parts are nothing but trouble. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
5684 Yeah, these cheap imitation clowns coming out of the DC area tend to muck up the works. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5685 A paint job ain't enough. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5686 Did you even check under the hood? 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
5687 The horn doesn't work. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5688 Are they synchronized? 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
5689 That's what happens when you use after-market parts. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
5690 I think I know why your airbag deployed in the shape of a dog. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
5691 I think I found the source of your unfunny noise. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5692 I can't fix the institutionalized bias against scary clowns. 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
5693 That should do it. Let me know if the car still sounds funny. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5694 This is why your engine sounds funny. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5695 There's your problem, you're 2 Trumps low. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
5696 OK, well here is your problem: one of your cylinder heads is wearing a tie! 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5697 Sir, we've narrowed it down to an engine problem...there isn't any! 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5698 So I went in there and straightened out your front wheel. I can do the rest, but it's gonna cost ya 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5699 What you're gonna need is a new paint job. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
5700 This engine is a real clown show. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5701 Ridesharing may be the problem. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
5702 Tell the POTUS it’s time for a bigger car 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5703 The problem is the guy in the button-down & tie. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
5704 There's your problem, a bad costume. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5705 I understand that no smog is a benefit. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
5706 Well, it's certainly creative. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
5707 I always thought this car was made by a bunch of clowns! 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
5708 Hmm, something's funny. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
5709 Looks like your problem is the ring master cylinder. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5710 check the back bumper for a Trump 2020 sticker! 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5711 You're definitely not out of gas! 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5712 I was raised to use every part of the clown car. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5713 You need a snake. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
5714 Looks like a serious problem in the engine compartment. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5715 He's the clown that had Enron as a buy 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5716 You'll need a tuneup. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
5717 Your straight man has lost his composure. 1.1970 0.03874 66 56 10 0
5718 Isn’t this what Elon had in mind? 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5719 this is exactly how I feel about this situation 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5720 All jokes aside, you’ve got a serious problem. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5721 So what do you think? Will it get us down to Jacksonville? 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
5722 I see you drive a government car. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
5723 ...have you tried turning it off, then turning it back on again? 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5724 I know what it looks like, but he's just going through a phase. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5725 I’ve dealt with a clown car before. A clown engine is beyond my expertise. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5726 ‘I was hoping you wouldn’t find out this way’ 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5727 Well don’t just stand there. Run! 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
5728 So the entire administration can now fit, Mr. President. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5729 You said you were heading to Florida? 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
5730 I see this a lot with the Lincoln Clown and Country model. 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
5731 Uh...sir, you know you don’t have to socially distance with members of the same household...right? 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5732 I told you these were the wrongs masks Glen. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5733 Bad news here pal. One of your cylinders is out in your Internal Comedic Engine. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5734 This car’s a joke. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5735 It runs on post-consumer banana peel waste 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
5736 Paolo thought: I’m laughing on the inside. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5737 There’s your trouble right there—it’s that clown from accounting sitting on your carburetor. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5738 The guy with the tie's gotta go. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5739 Mom, dad. There’s no easy way to say this, but I’m not much of a clown car mechanic 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
5740 Are we anywhere yet? 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
5741 There’s an obvious pedophile joke here. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5742 Since when do our looks decide how we identify? 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5743 Here’s your problem - an accountant is mixed in. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5744 Yep, found the issue! 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5745 Looks like your head gasket leaks. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
5746 I keep hearing a honking sound. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5747 And then she said "Where's the beef?!" 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
5748 Stowing away in the clown car is not the best way to get out of doing your homework. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
5749 You're down one quart and one clown. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5750 Oh, it's a banger. 1.1967 0.04569 61 52 8 1
5751 Father says that laughter keeps the family going, but I disagree. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5752 When was the last time you checked your foil? 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5753 Dewey, Dewey, Cheatham and Howe? 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5754 Who does not belong and why? 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5755 There's something not funny going on with your engine. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
5756 It’s his car 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5757 Have you tried turning it off and then turning it back on again? 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5758 You guys have your riot gear on? 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
5759 I'm uncertain where to even connect the diagnostic cable. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5760 Timmy, I don't care if they took you hostage! you shouldn't be messing around with this crowd! 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
5761 No wonder no one's laughing, it looks like someone snuck an IRS auditor under your hood. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5762 That's my son Josh. He's our accountant, but he throws everything out of balance! 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5763 The problem is that this technically is a clown, but too ridiculous. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5764 I think I found the problem - Jimmy, get out of there. 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
5765 This one won't start squeaking. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5766 You need longer legs. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5767 So many new faces! 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
5768 Man, looks like you used all your condoms for baloon dogs... 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5769 Your V-4 clowncar is going nerdy on you... 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5770 And then I thought maybe we should try social compaction and see how that works out. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5771 You're a clown low. 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
5772 Looks like your missing a park plug. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5773 Not sure, but something looks funny 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
5774 Here's the source of that funny noise. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5775 Well, with enough Clown Schooling, it's cheaper than a new part. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
5776 Nope, nothing funny here. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5777 We've had lots of problems with these four cylinder models. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5778 There's something funny going on with your car. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
5779 You say your car's been acting funny lately? 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5780 We use.d to get 22 laughs per gallon 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5781 George, come out of there. You quit Clown College years ago... 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5782 The good news is the car can run on 3 clowns. The bad news is you'll need to replace them sooner, and they don't come cheap. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
5783 Looks like you picked up a stowaway escapee on your drive by the White House...a real problem, nowadays. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5784 I've heard of Luddites, but this is ridiculous. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5785 I think I found the source of that un-funny noise. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5786 I think I see the problem. You’ve got a political clown in there. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5787 It's easy to fix. The trouble will be getting to it." 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
5788 Sir, I do understand you were the class clown in grade 3 but this is still inappropriate. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5789 We're all set to run the diagnostic. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5790 Junior, this is a 3 stall garage not a 3 ring circus. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5791 Hey, buddy, this is a clown car. The bus full of lawyers with an empty seat just left. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5792 This one, number 45 - he's not like the others. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5793 Burt advised us against piling in, but his advice fell flat 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
5794 Amazing how they all fit. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
5795 It has more horsepower than it looks. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5796 There's the funny sound in the engine. It sounds like, "Ha, Ha, Ha, ___ Ha, Ha , Ha, ___ Ha, Ha, HA, ___ 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5797 I'm the designated driver 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5798 This is not a funny problem. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
5799 I guess he's the problem. I have no idea how he got in there. I told the kids not to clow around. -Brett Alexander Columbus, Ohio 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
5800 Well, there's your problem right there: a blown chucklehead cover. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5801 There's your problem. One of your Ringlings stiffened up. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5802 Spark Plug and Oily Pants need to be replaced. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5803 You have a light weight problem under the hood. 1.1967 0.06942 61 53 4 4
5804 Your problem is that front cylinder. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5805 I see the problem. One of your clowns is uptight. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5806 Who's running this clown-car, anyway? 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
5807 Smuggling refugees? Officer, this is really a joke, 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5808 How many are stashed in the trunk? 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5809 Quit clowning around and get out of my seat! 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5810 Does the honker still work? 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5811 There's your problem. Clown's funny bone is shot. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
5812 Welcome to Lilliputia. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5813 Quit clowning around and causing trouble. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5814 Sir, free-ride, sneak-aboard passengers are what you get with a rear-engine car. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5815 Here's your problem, this one is causing the performance issue. We're seeing more of this since they went to remote learning degrees... 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5816 Next time you go to the gas station, don't tell them to fill her up. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5817 When you wield a spanner, everything looks like a nut! 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
5818 I see the problem. He’s stuck in the middle. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5819 Does the engine need oil or potato chips? 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
5820 Get back to work and stop clowning around ! 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5821 Give 'em 4 orders of beans. That oughta take them a couple of miles. 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
5822 Attorney General Barr, it's the company that you keep... 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
5823 Ahh yes, Sir, I think I can see why it's been 'running funny.' " 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5824 Erm, this is getting eerily close to child labour. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5825 We are going to need four pairs of new clown shoes to get this car running again. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5826 I can’t get the replacement part until you pay your taxes. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5827 Hey, this looks like more fun than a barrel full of monkeys -- which was in the last car to come in. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5828 I figured out the problem. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5829 Oh, I thought you said custom engine. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5830 That explains the funny sound 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5831 We thought you wouldn't notice. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5832 I need to reconfigure for social distancing. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5833 Here’s your problem. Someone replaced one of your clowns with a stand up comic. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5834 He's not funny. That's your problem. 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
5835 It appears you have have one bad spark plug. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5836 You've got a clogged clownerator with a missing geek under the hood, and,by the way,it's way too expensive to fix. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5837 AMP just finished reindexing 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
5838 Jeez, is everything going corporate these days? 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5839 Here for a tune-up? 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
5840 I see your problem. The businessman threw off the comedic timing belt. 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
5841 Running too smoothly, you say? Here's your problem -- you've got a deep-state infiltrate in your engine. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5842 Here’s your problem. Your accountant’s timing is off. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5843 This was our only option; he wouldn’t let any of us in the bunker. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5844 Hey! You, with the tie. Get out! This machine runs on clowns only, 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5845 Looks like a foreign model, not going to be cheap. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5846 Sure I’ll fix it, just know this is why the manual lists the maximum capacity. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5847 There's your problem. A corporate clown is an after-market part. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5848 Well there's your problem. You've got a white guy in there. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5849 Yes it is four Clowner! 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
5850 Well, there's your problem. That one's 'woo woo' is shot. It'll cost you $800 to fix it ...and that's just the parts. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5851 Unfortunately, finding parts for this model can be a real circus. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5852 Yup, there’s your problem Dick. A clown dressed up as a suit. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5853 Here's your problem--it's the fool injection. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5854 Looks like you’ve got a screw loose. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5855 You have a ping because you added the wrong agent! 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5856 I suggest you have a designated driver with you. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5857 Yes, I have fixed overheads. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
5858 You say the engine is acting funny? 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5859 ...well that explains why your engine sounds so funny. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5860 Son, the judge said you now have to live with your mommy and your new daddy, Mr. Funnypants. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5861 He's a middle class clown. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
5862 There’s the problem. Mr. Musk put an automatic shutoff in the Tesla which is activated when a SEC Inspector is detected in the trunk. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5863 '"I had a funny feeling about those exhaust fumes." 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5864 Tires; Check! Muffler and exhaust system; Check! Brakes; Check!....I think we found the problem. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5865 Which one of you is Gacy? 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5866 Well I've always wondered... 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
5867 Factory parts only, huh? 1.1967 0.05132 61 52 8 1
5868 This is our limited clown edition LOL 2.0 series 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5869 You see when I said I work on funny cars, I didn't mean "ha, ha" funny. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5870 Well, looks like you've got a "dad joke". 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
5871 You’ll see a drop in performance, but it’ll run. 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
5872 Gotta keep a hood over their heads somehow 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5873 I think your son Elon may not be the clown you think he is. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
5874 Well, there's your issue, Mr. Richter. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5875 I ended up sticking around for my MBA at clown college. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5876 Well, I think I see your problem 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
5877 My right front clown keeps cutting out on me. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5878 Which one of you doesn't get the schtick? 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
5879 What? I'm a Clown Engineer. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
5880 It mainly seems to be an issue with your comedic timing belt. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5881 You have the wrong address. The White House is over there. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5882 I see the problem. Some clown used a regular plug in your high capacity engine. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5883 I found the problem. He's not funny at all. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
5884 That would explain why your car is running funny. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
5885 Something smelled funny. I looked under the hood and sure enough, you're short one clown. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5886 Here's your problem, it's only firing on three cylinders. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5887 ‘“I’m not a podiatrist, I’m a car mechanic.” 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5888 How often did you change the schtick? 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
5889 Well, this replacement part is a serious problem. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
5890 These self-driving cars have some serious problems" 1.1940 0.04868 67 57 9 1
5891 Final check before the Political circus rolls into town 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5892 I’m not sure we have the right spare parts for this. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
5893 We’re headed to the anti-anti racism protest. 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
5894 It's not your alternator. It's Nate. Your alter ego. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5895 When I promised to restore your car to 2016 conditions, I swear this wasn't what I pictured. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5896 I'm sorry, you said you've had car troubles for how many years? 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5897 I think one of the pistons has lost its spark 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
5898 well ... that explains all the honking 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5899 The problem seems to be a lack of comic consistency. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
5900 We're Jokers! This is the time we come out. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
5901 Road tripping to The Clown Motel. Mind checking our fluids? Engine’s in the back... 1.1935 0.04506 62 51 11 0
5902 It's not funny but it'll work for now 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
5903 The Trump administration finds a new way to infiltrate the automotive market. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5904 I see the problem—it’s not gonna turn over until Jeff dresses up. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
5905 Problem is, one of the pistons here has lost its sense of humor. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
5906 It’s making a funny sound. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5907 Herb, is that you? I didn't think you were being literal when you said you were running away with the circus. 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
5908 Of course it's clown powered... but we could use a bigger starter. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5909 I'll have to replace your slapstick and oogah horn. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
5910 I just came out of the closet.................... 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5911 You think you are a clown? 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5912 We are from America. We're here to help! 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
5913 My car doesn't work anymore since one of my spark plugs became an accountant. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5914 Sure I can fix it. Just need to slap on a little lipstick, a ridiculous wig, some oversized shoes and you'll be on the road in no time. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
5915 Through the wall undetected and disguised 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
5916 I’ve found the source of the squeaking. 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
5917 Uh oh, this isn't funny. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5918 Is this Trumps car? 1.1935 0.06837 62 54 4 4
5919 I said, "Those demonstrators have enough energy to power a car." 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
5920 Looks like one of your spark plugs isn't getting enough juice. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5921 The engine should have three cylinders, not three rings! 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5922 Good thing you came in, this could have been quite the unfunny surprise... 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5923 Get in here, there's plenty of room. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5924 That's what you get for using a non-OEM part. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
5925 You said your car has many issues but I only see one. 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
5926 "OK, which one of you clowns wanted to review the estimate?" 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
5927 My engines acting a little funny 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5928 So you figured out what the "Party Mode" button means in your old Toyota 4-Runner. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5929 ...and so carnival ride maintenance was born. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
5930 Looks like you need a new carburetor and a new act. 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
5931 You've clowned your head gasket. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5932 This is Jerry our miniature mechanic. He may not look like a clown but I assure you he is one. 1.1935 0.06837 62 54 4 4
5933 Just give them a Snickers and we'll be on our way. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
5934 There's something funny about this engine. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5935 After you're on the lift, tell me if you're still laughing. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5936 Gas? For what? This is a pedal car. Just check the tires and then their feet" 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5937 It looks as if one of your clowns went bad. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5938 Definitely need some head work. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
5939 I think I've found the problem that's making your car a tad to serious. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
5940 It just started making a non-funny noise. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5941 This one’s ready for the big top, but there’s a stowaway under the hood 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
5942 There's your problem...you've got a middle manager under here. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5943 I think original equipment would be a better choice this time 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
5944 Don’t tell me! You’re the new emissions control system from Volkswagon. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
5945 Well there's your problem - accounting error in the tack-o-meter 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5946 Mildew! 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
5947 Now I can see your problem. You should have told the guy near the an belt to take off his tie. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5948 Him? That clown works for the current administration. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
5949 The problem is that you have a congested engine. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5950 You said you want me to change your oil paint? 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
5951 No wonder you’ve been noticing such a drop in mirth! 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5952 Well, see, here's your problem.. You've got a Norman where your Ronald should be. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5953 Sorry Joey, no clown camp this summer. 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
5954 Yeah, so I'm not really sure what's wrong with the engine 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
5955 Yep, it's that time of year again, the accountants are looking for warm places to spend the night. Clearly this little fella doesn't have that instinctual fear of clowns. 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
5956 Problem is, you can't run a clown car on the slightest trace of office-nerd humor. That stuff died out with Dilbert years ago." 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5957 So the car's running fine, but you're hearing strange noises coming from under the hood? 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5958 Your comedic timing belt is a little off 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5959 It looks like you've got a cracked engine block. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
5960 Ah see, HERE’S your problem: you got Chasten Buttigeig taking up the space where the engine usually goes 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
5961 Just because a mixed-up clown can create a new car engine doesn't mean a bunch of mixed-up clown can BE a car engine 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5962 Your jokes and tires are flat and your engine appears to be laboring. 1.1930 0.05274 57 46 11 0
5963 Looks like a Jimmy Rig to me. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
5964 You bring me overloaded joy 1.1905 0.06343 63 54 6 3
5965 You lack enough clowns to get this vehicle going. 1.1905 0.03825 63 53 10 0
5966 Your being audited for funny business. 1.1905 0.04444 63 54 8 1
5967 I can see you and Mrs McDonald have been very busy during quarantine. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
5968 It does run on thought power... but not the thoughts of Clown POTUS 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5969 Well there’s your problem- clown in the carburetor. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5970 Well, that takes the mystery out of it. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5971 So the ad was true... 11 clowns DO fit in this bad boy... 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
5972 Phil, the shop is all yours. I’m off to pursue a lifelong dream. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5973 No, you don’t get a discount for being Trump’s Cabinet. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5974 So that’s how you keep your engine running 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5975 I see the problem. You're missing a curly wig and red nose. And you have an oil leak. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5976 Don't tell me...you let those bozos Click and Clack get under the hood... 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5977 clowns under the hood is not a funny thing 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5978 I can see right away you have a lotta loose screws in there 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5979 I see your problem Clarence, one of your silly-nders seems be missing its laugh. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5980 Well Mr. Trump I see your problem, but I doubt you'll be willing to pay. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5981 I guess there is a short cut 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
5982 I don’t know how it got in there but it’s not funny! Can you fix it? I’ve got spare in the back seat. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5983 It just started making a funny noise... 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
5984 You’re sure you want to swap out the alternator? Why not just buy another ticket to the drive-in? 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5985 I don’t know what the problem is; it’s the most fool-efficient model to date. And with our newest member, we get 100 more beguiles per gallon. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
5986 Mr. (Mc)Donald broke his “clown car”. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5987 Melania’s Secret 2020 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5988 yes, George looks a bit different because he’s a non-standard modification, but his dead pan jokes are spot on. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
5989 Maintaining a sense of humor. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5990 Anyone got a monkey wrench? 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
5991 I know what the problem is, Mr. Barr. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5992 I’m not sure I have those parts in stock 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5993 Well I think I know why your transmission is squeaking 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
5994 For us to qualify for the record you can't just be a clown you need to dress like one. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
5995 Just as I suspected, it's a case of alternator failure. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5996 That Elon Musk guy sure is on to something with these ‘automated’ car designs... 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
5997 There, I installed an actuary to mute the funny noise. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
5998 Looks like everyone will have to get out, one-by-one. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
5999 I'm afraid we have something serious here. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
6000 I don't know why, but my jokes don't work anymore. Can you fix it? 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
6001 My mother says I am funny. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
6002 Looks like you have a serious issue under the hood. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
6003 An Accountant, huh, My son wanted to be a Ballet dancer. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
6004 I’m afraid I have to call the Keystone Kops 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
6005 The problem's more serious than I thought. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
6006 Sorry Joe, clowns only! 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
6007 Okay,which one of you is Lars? 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
6008 Can you recycle us into anxious clowns? that seems to have a bigger market nowadays.. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
6009 This still doesn't explain the oil leak. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
6010 There's your problem right there. This one's not a clown! 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
6011 The accounting department was just getting a bit too boring for me, Phil 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
6012 Outdoor movie scam? 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
6013 What you see is what you get. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
6014 I've always heard about "funny cars". 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
6015 Anybody ever tell you your engine is a bit funny lookin'? 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
6016 It's not what it looks like, the elephant does most of the work. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
6017 I told you Mr Government that removing the engine of the economy so you can accommodate more people wasn't a good idea. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
6018 I didn't know Tesla made a clown car. It even comes with it's own mini computer engineer! 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
6019 I think you're gonna need a new head gasket. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
6020 I see your problem, the engine has a non standard part. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
6021 Mr. Trump, I have seen a lot of messed up engines but this clown car is beyond repair. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
6022 Something’s not right. It’s only getting 25 laughs to the mile. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
6023 It's an aftermarket part, but just as good as the original. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
6024 Something unfunny's going on here. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
6025 You need a new CEO - this one's worn out. Of course you'll have to get some other clown to replace him. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
6026 We don’t carry that replacement part. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
6027 He refuses to go back to his 9-5. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
6028 You have a misfiring cylinder, but I can replace it in thirty seconds. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
6029 Engine looks fine. You just ran out of laughing gas. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
6030 I'll say, some screws are loose... 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
6031 Is this a corporate car? 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
6032 Don't worry, we here at Pagliacci Motors are experts at getting rid of unfunny noises. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
6033 Sorry, ride sharing voids your warranty. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
6034 The engine's in the boot, and we're full up so no room for you big guy. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
6035 They're avoiding public transport for the sake of social distancing 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
6036 I hear a funny noise from under the hood. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
6037 It'll take a few days once I order the replacement. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
6038 Brake shoes and a grease job --- they'll be as good as new! 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
6039 It was like this when I returned it to you, I ain’t clowning. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
6040 What's this clown doing in here? 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
6041 O.K. On the count of three, "Vroom! Vroom!" 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
6042 That's not funny, what are they doing in the engine? 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
6043 Well, there's your problem right there! Clown cars run strictly on clowns. Basic Mechanics 101. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
6044 Well at least you won't have any trouble from the cops. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
6045 And ... every one is a Pagliacci! 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
6046 Is this it,Priest? The Pope's new army? A few crusty bitches and a handful of ragtags? 1.1897 0.05746 58 50 6 2
6047 Looks like you got a bad fuel mix in your internal clownbustible engine. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
6048 So, what you're saying is, it was working just fine until you guys had to shelter in place? 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
6049 The newest model has increased clown capacity with convertible comfort. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
6050 Yep...cylinder head's busted 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
6051 That's why we recommend a greasepaint service every 5,000 miles. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
6052 Well here's your problem, an accountant got in here somehow 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
6053 Yeeup, they just don’t like small spaces anymore. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
6054 I do believe I have figured out why your car won't run. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
6055 Well I'm glad you brought it in; it does look too serious. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
6056 Junior! When I said 'Practice working under the hood' I didn't mean THIS! 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
6057 Here's your trouble: this guy's not a clown 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
6058 I'm afraid the problems with your engine are coming to a head. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
6059 We’re looking for the yellow brick road! 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
6060 Oh! I see, a democrat. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
6061 I may need to refer to the owner's manual.... 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
6062 Peter, quit clowning around and grab your tools. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
6063 Well, there's your problem! You've got a corrupted Billy-Barr which is definitely going to make this car a deathtrap. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
6064 No cup holders? I'll have four installed immediately! 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
6065 It’s our matryoshka model. She runs like a doll. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
6066 I don't think you're running on all cylinders. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
6067 You should get more laugh mileage if we pull the accountant. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
6068 Mr. President wants to see your green cards. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
6069 It's serious, that's no joke. 1.1897 0.04573 58 50 7 1
6070 Which one of you guys is the nonconformist?! 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
6071 I said 'Send in the professionals' and you send in the clowns!" John Hauge, Washington, D 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
6072 Do you think we can make it to North Carolina? 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
6073 ‘Horsepower is so 2019!’ 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
6074 That one has a minor in clown accounting. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
6075 Your transmission is fine but it looks like someone forgot his makeup. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
6076 Here's the reason for the knocking noise - there's a bozo in your engine. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
6077 This is not the pesidency, you need less clown to run this thing. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
6078 I don’t think I’m legally allowed to work on your car. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
6079 I don't think lack of frivolity is covered by the warranty. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
6080 Yeah, it runs funny. And it looks like you threw a Rod. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
6081 There's your problem. You can't run on only three clowns! 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
6082 How far does a laugh get you? 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
6083 Well, the problem’s obvious, Ronald, your boss took your seat. You’ll just have to run alongside. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
6084 Ahhhh...just as I thought. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
6085 I think this accounts for your problem. 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
6086 Found your problem...a non-clown inside alternator 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
6087 Nothing pisses off clowns more than unsanctioned clowning. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
6088 What's inside the engine compartments of these new cars is laughable. Chris Robin, Plano, TX 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
6089 So that's how you supplement your income. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
6090 He’s gonna be a natural. He quarantined in a studio apartment with our family of six. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
6091 Which one of you brought a copy of the warranty? 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
6092 I think I've found the problem. You you are missing the fourth clown. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
6093 Apologies, Mr. Musk. Bob is new and he just loves your self driving cars. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
6094 "We lost Value when we drove off the lot. Depreciation sucks. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
6095 I'm not sure what you mean by 'top off the seltzer',Mr. Grock. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
6096 Well there is your problem, you've got an accountant mixed with your clowns, that never works 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
6097 This is why it's making a funny noise. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
6098 From what I see Mr. McDonald, you have just one serious problem. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
6099 Your problem is the suit in front is a different kind of clown. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
6100 I've got to say Bobo, foreign marques today are full of personality...but, the associated maintenance costs of AI & FuzzyLogic therapy will bring tears to your eyes. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
6101 Ahm...Boss? 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
6102 He's decided to reinstall the motor. Please return to your seats. 1.1892 0.04971 74 61 12 1
6103 There's your problem. It's a politician. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
6104 You should really get a van. 1.1875 0.06250 64 55 6 3
6105 I thought your engine sounded funny 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6106 I think I found your problem. Not enough clowns. -trump 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6107 There's your problem there— Pennywise turned into the IRS. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
6108 Alfie, Bongo, Chuckles, Ernie, Freckles...hang about! Where’s Donald? 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6109 I thought this hybrid would be friendlier. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6110 They’re not sure where the squeaking is coming from either. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
6111 Carl, they have extra costumes for the ride along in the glove compartment. I suggest you get in the frunk before BoBo helps you in the frunk. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
6112 No punchline, Bill. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6113 Carpooling is always sort of a crapshoot. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6114 You left nothing for imagination. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6115 I’ve begged them to leave, but they keep saying they’re a part of the car 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
6116 Is this a garage for the penny-wise? 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6117 CARL GETS INTO POLITICS 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6118 Little "Phoenixes" rising from the hood. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
6119 Get out! The Donald rides alone... and will get more laughs... 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6120 These protests are getting specific. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6121 At first glance, it looks like your Rod Johnson is outa whack. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6122 Whack-A-Mo 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
6123 Found your administration, Sir 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6124 All I can think of is the word crankshaft and then I don’t have any more ideas. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6125 I'm sure there's a way we can get it started without removing anything. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6126 You get the pun, don't you? 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
6127 Forgot to laugh ? 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
6128 Yep, there’s your problem. You never want to get a bunch of white clowns together. 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
6129 This is actually the least shocking thing I have seen recently. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6130 Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
6131 Yup, here's your problem. You have an accountant in your engine. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6132 Sorry, we don't sell laughing gas. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6133 We brought the bureaucrat just for fun. 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
6134 I'm only getting ten clowns per mile. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6135 This is not covered under the powerclown warranty. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6136 Well, Sir it would seem that one of your push rods is in need of a makeover. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6137 Sorry,we don't service Teslas here. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6138 They seem to have stopped laughing 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6139 Dan, quit clowning around. Go get dressed. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6140 I think your engine is a little bit funny. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6141 Well you can‘t pick your relatives but at least they’re not republicans. 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
6142 There is a serious problem under the hood 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
6143 This is not what it looks like. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6144 The problem is your engine displacement. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
6145 These new hybrids can act funny sometimes. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
6146 Where is the funny sound seem to be coming from? 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6147 You down a quart in seltzer! 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6148 You obviously haven’t been using dealer authorized-parts. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6149 Am I even real? 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6150 What? Just paying a visit to Wall Street. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
6151 Actually, I don't want to trade back. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6152 I'm afraid it's going to take a week to order in the baggy pants I need for this job. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6153 We found a problem with your front left tie rod. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6154 It looks like one of your clowns is acting funny. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6155 Until you replace four head gaskets, this car can only be driven backwards. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6156 I guess the whole world runs on jokes. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
6157 Didn’t you clowns ever hear of social distancing? 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6158 Classic Four Cylinder 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6159 Funny how the weird noises always stop when you bring it in. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
6160 I'm afraid one of these things is not like the others. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
6161 Well, to begin with, you've lost four cylinders. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6162 tsk tsk.. THAT's your misfiring spark plug. 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
6163 Too bad you didn't buy the extended warranty 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
6164 One of your clown gasket covers is blown. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
6165 You're about a quart. low. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
6166 I new this engine was designed by a bunch of clowns and one bean counter 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6167 I see the problem - you have one clown in there. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
6168 Here's your problem: one of these people isn't a clown. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
6169 It'll cost you fifty bucks to yank out that governor. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
6170 I had heard about this new artificial engine built by Tesla. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6171 I'm glad you're here. I don't speak clown. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6172 "Yep, you definitely could use a quick make-up." 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6173 Yeah, well, aftermarket is hit or miss. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
6174 He's not a clown. He's our agent. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6175 You need a propholatic replacement. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
6176 Where exscwas the funny noise coming fro 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6177 No emissions but on the other hand we never get out of first gear. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
6178 I knew my engine sounded funny 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6179 But I quit the milkman job years ago! 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
6180 Yep, shoulda sprung for the TrueCoat. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6181 No joke, this is gonna be hard to fix. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
6182 I doubt we have parts for this. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6183 I'm guessing your problem is this guy in the clown suit." 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6184 My Engine has been acting funny lately. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6185 That's why I always get OEM parts. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
6186 I've never worked on a C4. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6187 He'll need a wig, some makeup and a squeaky nose and you'll be running like new. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6188 This totally violates social distancing. But what can I say, you’re a bunch of clowns. And some random dude.” 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
6189 Ask him, he's a nerd. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6190 It’s An Easy Fix 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6191 Uh, close enough. Let's go ahead and send 'em in. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6192 Come on Larry, quit clowning around. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6193 Looks like you have a timing problem. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6194 Importance of a vehicle with a trunk. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
6195 And you say it is or is not making funny noises? 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
6196 Yeah, I think you could fit a couple more. Lemme ask the manager. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6197 I only need to keep it running until November. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6198 No wonder you’re losing power, you must have filled up with a low-grade class clown. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6199 Clowns to the left of me,jokers to the right here I am....now get the hell out of the car. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
6200 White collar jokes are not that funny that long, that’s why 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
6201 Well, you know, you're only running on three cylinders. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6202 Please make room for the new turbo charger. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6203 Joe heard that the IRS audits were in depth and he could see that they were not clowning around. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6204 Well here’s your problem, one of the clowns has no nose 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6205 Yeeeep, I can see your problem right here: not nearly enough clowns. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6206 I think a nose job and a little makeup will fix the problem 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6207 Sure I see the problem. Your engine is hitting on only 3 cylinders. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6208 It’s a rear engine car. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6209 Oh I didn’t know you were a Tesla guy 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6210 Him? Oh he's just a real joker. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6211 The hamsters want their engine compartment back. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6212 No need to get gasoline or plug in — and you should see our calves! 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6213 This seems more like a problem for the bunco squad. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6214 Hmm. Clearly there is a screw loose here. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6215 You're not getting enough clowns per gallon. 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
6216 Bozo the Clown seeking solidarity with the Senate Republicans... 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
6217 'Don't think she'll make it to November, Mr. President'... 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6218 Edwin always knew his adventure with the clown car would be short lived. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6219 Okay, the car is fixed now, and you are all set to go to the 2020 Republican Convention--wherever that may be." 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
6220 Well here’s your problem! Your engine’s gone corporate. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6221 Where or who or how or when, but especially why, did you last say 'filler up'? 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6222 Your boss's third cousin?" "Yep. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6223 There's too much gas getting into the engine. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
6224 This is a serious problem. Lucky we have a spare part. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6225 I see your problem! You have the wrong type of engine. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6226 Pagliacci, scusa, ma la Fiat et piena. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6227 There's your drop in performance. It's not an OEM part. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6228 The fix for this problem is nothing to laugh about. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6229 Happy clowning about--and in and out, and in and out! 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6230 If you look up front, you can see your clown car has a serious problem 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
6231 The last mechanic who worked on it installed the wrong head gaskets. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6232 One of your piston heads doesn't look quite right. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6233 It's nice to finally see diversity in the 'hood. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6234 Just needs a little paint and will be as good as new. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6235 All you need is a suitcase. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
6236 You’ve got something unusual on your carburetor. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6237 It seems the problem is decreased ratio of chuckle 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6238 Those are my pals from the hood. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6239 No wonder it was making funny sounds 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6240 Well, here's your problem right h-- wait a minute... Son? Is that you? Oh, thank God! Please come home again, son. All is forgiven. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6241 I told you to quit clowning around... 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
6242 I see the problem - one clown isn't performing. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6243 No, this is Altoona and I'm not Dr. Zhivago. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6244 Sorry, Sherman, you just don't have the look and feel of clown power that Boffo here has. You should go back to your desk job. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6245 The gangs all here! 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6246 Volkswagon in thera of Hitler --- I mean Trump. 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
6247 I thought we agreed that the Senate didn’t have to come back to Washington to meet. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6248 I think a horn is stuck. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6249 And the problem is? 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6250 That’s your problem right there. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6251 Here's your problem. There's an accountant in your clown car. Throws the whole thing off. 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
6252 It appears to be a fouled plug. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6253 The heads are cracked. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6254 oh *chokes back vomit* oh god 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6255 I’m having issues taking the show on the road. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6256 I think I identified a source of the problem. The white, middle-class man in a tie should be behind a steering wheel. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6257 I see what your problem is. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6258 Alright, who’s making that knocking sound? 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6259 That’ll buff right out. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6260 There's your problem. The left front brake shoes are too small. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6261 Talk about internal combustion! 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6262 Wait a minute, something here doesn't look quite right. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
6263 You have a non clown piston issue. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6264 You're right. You did say the engine was acting kinda funny. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6265 No wonder why the engine has been sounding funny lately! 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6266 There’s your problem, someone not clowning around. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6267 I don't think the Guinness Book of World Records recognizes rear-engine entries. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6268 Which one is the blockhead? 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
6269 And it's making funny noises, you say? 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
6270 You clowns aren't going to make it far if you don't get that fixed. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
6271 Well, someone with little shoes had to drive".. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6272 What happened to your unicycles for social distance? 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6273 We're all out of laughing gas. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6274 They don’t look Russian. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6275 I think I've found the source of that funny noise you mentioned. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
6276 I only had a classroom clown in stock 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6277 An accountant?! This is a serious problem. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
6278 There's something very funny going on in here! 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6279 Sorry. I can't make these clowns social distance 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
6280 George the mechanic immediately realized that the yuppie needed to be replaced 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6281 They really do kinda get where they don’t belong, don’t they. 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
6282 ..and that's how the Corona-virus lead to the end of the Neo-Liberal Era, and a greener rethinking of the global economy. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
6283 Your foot power is unbalanced. Replace four eyes with a clown treader. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6284 All four pistons are up, so it's gotta be your crankshaft. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
6285 There's a charging station at Burger King 1.1864 0.04506 59 50 9 0
6286 He's on strike. He wouldn't lay off the horn. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
6287 The suit is the biggest clown of them all. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6288 How much are willing to deflate? 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6289 Let me get this straight—you pulled up to a gas pump and these clowns jumped in 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6290 That's not funny. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6291 The earliest I could get a replacement is tomorrow morning. But if you’re in a hurry, I have some make-up and a costume in the garage that will at least get you to where you’re going. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6292 I'm not giving up my seat for a clown. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
6293 What’s this bozo with the tie on doing in your clown car? 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6294 You understand that this is more of an ethical issue than it is a mechanical issue, right? 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
6295 You got an anti-clown problem." 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
6296 Your engine is indeed acting funny 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6297 A four-cylinder clown car! I haven’t one of these babies since Ringling Brothers went bust. 1.1864 0.04506 59 51 7 1
6298 The problem is, one of your clowns is misfiring. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6299 We were so happy! 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6300 They've all been fed and watered so it should run fine now 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
6301 They create a lot of energy. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
6302 Chuckles tried jump-starting the act with a new gag writer, but the show was still down on power. 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
6303 Glad about those elephants 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
6304 No joke, we heard you take Groupon. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
6305 I'm afraid this is in violation of our Social Distancing in the Workplace policy. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
6306 i found all those fired white house staffers 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
6307 We never had a problem til your kid started asking for a ride. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
6308 I take it the children thought it was good idea? 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
6309 Well, you’ve got eight strokes but no engine. 1.1818 0.04784 66 58 6 2
6310 There’s a loose belt in here somewhere. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
6311 I'm sorry Mr. President, but it's not possible to reverse the odometer on your American made engine. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
6312 Clowning around. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
6313 Thanks for returning him. Some cogs don’t understand ‘screw-loose’ or ‘tight-fitting.’ 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
6314 The swamp drain led us here 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
6315 STOP CLOWNING AROUND! and fix it 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
6316 You must be joking 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
6317 Son, you could have told your father and I - being a square is nothing to hide 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
6318 Did you use aftermarket engine parts? 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
6319 Yup, as I thought. This was a weird model year. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
6320 Looks like this cylinder has a serious problem 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
6321 I think you’re running on only three cylinders. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
6322 This is going to be expensive. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
6323 Sorry, but I can’t help you. That one in the front is giving me the creeps. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
6324 I said I only repair pure clown.. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
6325 All I had was a humorist, but it will get you down the road. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
6326 Think the camper was worth it now? 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
6327 Sorry kids, but we won’t make it to the Trump rally 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
6328 Trump’s Family Reunion 🤡🤡🤡 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
6329 Okay Junior.. stop clowning around!!! 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
6330 my wife warned me this would happen 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
6331 After-market equipment . . . 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
6332 There's something squeaky under the hood. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
6333 There's your problem. You get what you pay for with third-party parts. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
6334 Our car broke down on the way to the drive-in movie. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
6335 Typical for this model, unionization, eh? 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
6336 Honestly, We just rotated the tires 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
6337 I’m gonna hit your front left cylinder in the funny bone and it’ll start right up. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
6338 It’s going to need new shoes. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
6339 Well Mr. President, it appears we've found you missing cabinet members. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
6340 I am sure we can come to some sort of agreement. Say, I will give you the accountant in exchange for the repairs. Deal? 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
6341 Which one's the dipstick? 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
6342 I see you have too many clowns in the engine compartment. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
6343 I can't get them motorvated! 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
6344 Looks like you've got one bad plug. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
6345 Yes, you do need to switch out parts of the engine occasionally, but this one clearly doesn't fit. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
6346 Peter! I thought you were clowning around when you said competition was overflowing at your new career. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
6347 Papers, please. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
6348 You said it's been making accounting noises?" 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
6349 They can’t get out, they’re quarantined! 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
6350 The problem is the guy with the tie. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
6351 Works for the HOV lane. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
6352 They said to tell you that you've sucked all the joy out of the ride. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
6353 Deus ex machina? 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
6354 Sorry junior, you not going to school in that outfit." 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
6355 Looks like a cylinder head problem, Mr. President. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
6356 Okay, yes, now I see the issue... 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
6357 It’s how we clown around. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
6358 I think I can fix it, but I'll have to pull all the clowns. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
6359 So, you said there was a nerdy, honking sound coming from under the hood? 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
6360 Everything stopped working." " Let's get to the root of the proble..m... 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
6361 I see the problem. One of the four cyclinders is not a company approved "clown head" cylinder. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
6362 You said fill ‘er up, right? 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
6363 Looks like a leak in the head gasket... 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
6364 Well there’s your problem - all white clowns and no face masks - led by this one in front. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
6365 The Party Whip If he would only be ridiculous like the rest of us we think it would stand a chance of running 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
6366 No pun intended... 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
6367 So the chipmunk conversion is a thousand bucks—but clown disposal’s your problem. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
6368 That's the worst social distancing we've ever seen 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
6369 No one needs to know about this, Joe. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
6370 There's your problem. This guy ain't even a clown. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
6371 Oh damn, more people without necks. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
6372 Sorry, not enough cylinders to keep this engine running. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
6373 Little Jimmy takes after his mother. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
6374 It's time for your 10000 mile pedal change. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
6375 Which one of you is Donald ? 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
6376 Looks like someone used a black market part. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
6377 There's 5 more of us in the trunk 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
6378 Yeah, you really can't be putting anything into this other than high octane. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
6379 You looking for trump? 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
6380 Mechanic: What seems to be the problem? Owner: Well, sir, my engine is making lots of funny noises. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
6381 I misheard you... I thought you said it was a clunker! 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
6382 So, you want me to remove the old spoil? 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
6383 There's your problem, that's a non-regulation clown you have there. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
6384 I've noticed it gets very slow going uphill. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
6385 Can I see your ticket please? 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
6386 It sounded like a lot of little footsteps 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
6387 So... someone has installed a bootleg computer chip in the clown car. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
6388 Okay guys, it's been 14 days. It's time to let him rejoin the group. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
6389 Hey! Who’s the clown? 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
6390 It’s time to replace your clown plugs. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
6391 Swap in the juggler and she'll be good as new 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
6392 Rear wheel drive? 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
6393 How many Clowns per hour does this vehicle run on? 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
6394 One of your sillynders needs replacing. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
6395 Sir, I'm afraid you have a clown under your hood! 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
6396 Mr. trump, I cannot fix this..please leave! 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
6397 I can get you going again, but you're going to have to put on the clown costume. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
6398 No shirt, no shoes ...only service for clowns here! 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
6399 Your pistons are not firing on all four cylinders 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
6400 Just check the spark plugs. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
6401 Yeah, there's a recall on these clown mobiles, but after we install the funny nose and big ears fix you'll be on your way. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
6402 I think I understand now, it’s not your muffler that’s a problem, it’s the dude wearing a muffler. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
6403 Yeah, you're gonna want to upgrade to the latest model... 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
6404 No brainer. It only runs with both a positive and negative accountant. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
6405 The last guy who serviced your car used an off-brand clown plug. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
6406 I'm sorry, but it seems that new firmware update bricked your car. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
6407 THERE'S your problem. Don't worry. It's normal. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
6408 Clown cars won’t run on regular. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
6409 The engine won't start unless the white-collar worker stops clowning around. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
6410 "We need to oil him up 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
6411 Well, your problem is it’s one clown short of the GOP 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
6412 Here's your problem. There's an accountant in your engine compartment. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
6413 I am sorry, but because of social distancing, your clown car is no longer drivable nor is it funny." 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
6414 Which of you bozos took the engine? 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
6415 ... and that knocking sound under your hood, I found the problem, and by the way the alignment is off. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
6416 No, may not run away and join the circus. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
6417 There's more in the trunk. This is a Tesla! 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
6418 Looks like there is a problem with one of your cylinders. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
6419 Dennis, get out of there, they need room for three more. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
6420 It's a manual drive isn't it? 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
6421 I think it's the guy in the glasses? 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
6422 I found the source of the unfunny sound. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
6423 Well, I didn't hear anything funny on the drive. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
6424 Sorry, your have an emissions problem ... a greenhouse gas, methane to be specific ... a case of excessive flatulence. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
6425 You must think I’m a total dipstick. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
6426 Seriously, it's the guy with the tie. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
6427 Yeah, this happens. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
6428 You’re not running on all cylinders. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
6429 Appears to be a comprised coolant issue. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
6430 Where is the new cop edition? 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
6431 not sure you’ll make it to tulsa in time. should’ve taken AF1. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
6432 Party in the front. Business in the back? 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6433 so.. what's your problem again? 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6434 The whole administration huh? You weren't kidding, this operation is run by clowns 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
6435 it's the aftermarket parts.. that's the problem 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
6436 ooh, this one is gonna cost you big time. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6437 ‘Yep, I see what the problem is. What we got here is a faulty spark plug.’ 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
6438 -I bought a single diamond necklace for our 10 yr anniversary and guess what? -What? -SHE LOST IT 4 DAYS LATER!! 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
6439 You’re gonna need a new Bozo. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
6440 Is this your new method of trafficking people into our country?" "oh boy!...we thought you are going to ask us weather this is our new replacement for car engine...answer not found...you can ask the next car 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
6441 I just manage these clowns, sir. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6442 I didn't know there's an All Lives Matter protest in town 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6443 But mister mechanic... I’M a clown. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
6444 I replaced your horn with someone a little less erratic. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
6445 American made... runs on clowns and one technocrat. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
6446 You’re...going to believe this. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
6447 Can you check my clowns? Their jokes aren't going anywhere. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6448 Got any suggestions Al? L,G,B,T, and Q are taken. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
6449 OK I am NOT looking for the dipstick-check your own oil..... 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
6450 I'm auditing the effectiveness of your Jiffylube Grease Paint change service 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6451 Guess which one you need to replace." 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
6452 only a clown could see humor in the estimate 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6453 Here's your problem. This one is clearly a backend guy. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
6454 matroyshka & a sunroof should do the trick 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6455 Well that's your problem, these are rear wheel drive clowns. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6456 You're going to need eight shoe repairs. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
6457 You say instead of honking it occasionally rattles off DJIA updates? I think I've found the problem." 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6458 That mechanic of yours, he's not using manufacturer-approved parts. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6459 I think I figured out why the engine knocks even after you turn it off. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6460 That one needs to be replaced 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
6461 Ok Bozo, now pop the collar 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6462 And you’re worried your radiator is acting less funny than usual? 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
6463 Yep, there's your problem. That one's an aftermarket part for sure. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6464 It looks perfectly normal to me. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6465 Defund the police, also beep beep 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
6466 There's your problem. I told you to always use clowns in your engine. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6467 You must be clowning around under the hood. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
6468 Yep, that’s definitely a balloon animal causing the rattle. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6469 Obviously the last mechanic installed the wrong replacement part in the engine 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
6470 I’d say replace the cylinder head. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6471 Well, it's obvious that using an off-brand replacement is working against you. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6472 Here's your problem. To cut costs, someone installed a clone." 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6473 Your problem is that this one has lost his humor. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
6474 I think my engine all got knocked up. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
6475 Actuarily, I don't think the engine is the problem. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6476 Uh-oh. Looks like someone sold you a counterfeit clown. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
6477 I said, “Jump-start the battery,” not “Jump on the battery.” 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
6478 They ran really well till now. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6479 Illegals from Clownsylvania? 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6480 Who was the bozo who repaired this last time? 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
6481 You weren't kidding when you said 16 clownpower. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6482 How many times have I said it? Only use OEM parts. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
6483 It appears the problem is that Jeff isn't in costume 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
6484 Sorry, the Secret Service hasn't cleared me to work on White House vehicles. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6485 Sorry, Senator, but even if I could squeeze congressman Bozo in, y’all won’t never make it back to Washington in time for that vote 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
6486 Turns out, it wasn't the engine squeaking. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
6487 I regret not getting a six cylinder! 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
6488 It sounds like you busted a gut. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
6489 I know he's not a clown, but he acted like one and I didn't think you'd notice! 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6490 Your spark plug is boring. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
6491 Here’s your problem. Something doesn’t look funny under the hood. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
6492 Going to need some clown make up and wig to get this thing running right. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6493 Your buffoon has a scew loose. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
6494 Did you really drive this car to the shop ? 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6495 There's your problem. Aftermarket makeup. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6496 Boss, you’re too happy a person to be in there. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
6497 We’ve discovered the problem and shockingly enough, it’s the one thing your warranty covers. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
6498 Why did you use an aftermarket part? 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
6499 Funny you should ask; I think it's a Volkswagen. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6500 Now there's your problem. A White House aide got into the wrong clown car. 1.1786 0.06793 56 49 4 3
6501 You're sure this one's your son? 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6502 Pist’s son on the left needs to be replaced. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
6503 Tuneup? No 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6504 Here’s your problem. Clowns can be funny or sad, but serious just doesn’t work! 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
6505 Must’ve been some party? 1.1774 0.06308 62 54 5 3
6506 In-laws, am I right? 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
6507 They let me in because I'm one of those politicians in Washington. 1.1774 0.05874 62 53 7 2
6508 Well, it’s clear what the problem is. 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
6509 You said you heard a sound coming from the front passenger headlight that was unfunny? 1.1765 0.05391 51 42 9 0
6510 We needed a supermajority. 1.1765 0.06075 51 43 7 1
6511 When Stephen King goes Dr. Seuss! Or, it's always creepy in Maine! 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
6512 I’m going for a new record at the show, but can’t get it started.” 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
6513 2020 1.1754 0.06194 57 49 6 2
6514 I added a Republican so it would run all right. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
6515 At least there are no bald tires. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
6516 Your left front spark plug is out of synch, 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
6517 Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful relationship 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
6518 I'm afraid it's not your typical hybrid vehicle. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
6519 WOW! I'VE SEEN 4 CYLINDERS BEFORE BUT NEVER 4 CEREBRALS 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
6520 They haven't heard of 'social distancing'... they're clowns. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
6521 Looks like Phil from accounting is clogging up your carburetor. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
6522 Something's funny in my engine. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
6523 Problem is he’s a politician - different kind of clown. 1.1754 0.05083 57 47 10 0
6524 Car overheating problem identified. You have a stowaway. 1.1754 0.05665 57 48 8 1
6525 The horn stopped working. 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
6526 I recommend we replace the I.T. with It 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
6527 I see you’ve brought the funny... 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
6528 the clowns are able to generate so much electricity 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
6529 I'm sorry, Bob and Ray the Tappit Brothers would have diagnosed this problem, but they retired back in 2012 1.1731 0.05297 52 43 9 0
6530 It's getting Crazy trying to leave the USA... 1.1724 0.05003 58 51 6 1
6531 There's your problem right there , this one isn't a clown..... 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6532 We gotta wait till our paint wears out. #blm 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6533 just let me get my computer... 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6534 The comedy is finished. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6535 One of your pistons is firing...but he’s hired clowns in their place 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6536 He says he’s the election observer and doesn’t need fixed, but the rest of us aren’t so sure. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6537 It’s making an un-funny noise. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6538 Wow, the horse power has really evolved! 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6539 On the plus side you can use the clownpool 🤡 lane 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6540 It's still under warranty. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6541 Just what I thought. Bad carburetor. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6542 Uhhhh no. That’s not my car. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6543 i know they don’t belong there but they’re my friends, ok? 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6544 Do you think we could squeeze in the back? 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6545 we need to put serious work in your delivery 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6546 It’s ok, this is my stop anyway. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6547 Sorry, we can’t ask him to move. He says it’s a violation of his rights...the guy’s a real clown. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6548 Well there’s your problem, your engine is only 75% funny. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6549 Old Economy in the trunk of Tesla 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6550 Marcel didn’t like wearing his outfit in public 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6551 Now I understand why the “Get Engine Checked” light went on. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6552 I see you’ve made good use of the frunk in your new EV. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6553 You know, for as much bad press you clowns get, your carbon footprint is smaller than I thought 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6554 President,when I said you to join a circus I didn't literally mean it. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6555 Brad Parscale must go, sir! 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6556 It looks pretty serious. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6557 I’ve heard of Russian nesting dolls but geez the US government puts them all to shame. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6558 Sooo...this is where you've been hiding all these years? 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6559 I got this. I can find humor in everything” 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6560 It gets about 14 miles per cream pie 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6561 I agreed to the red nose but this is my actual hair. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6562 Are you guys finally bringing back Ringling Brothers Circus? 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6563 'It's actually more fuel efficient than a Civic' 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6564 If you jiggle the nose and shake the cap it should be fine. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6565 Did we ever charge you for the one where three clowns and a middle manager step into a car... 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6566 Are you in this to sterilise yourself? 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6567 sir, won't run unless you buy a big car 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6568 I thought you said this was a four sillynder... 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6569 Oh yes sir. He will definitely ruin your comedic timing chain. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6570 Looks like this guy got lost in the hood. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6571 That’s the issue... no clowns allowed in these parts sir 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6572 It looks like your C02 sensor has a CPA clog. That's why your car is running funny. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6573 So... the seven of you are in for a ride?" "SEVEN?! Where did Bobby go?! 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6574 I think, I know the problem with your car 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6575 You didn't say they'd ALL be clowns. 1.1698 0.06992 53 47 3 3
6576 Give me a conservative estimate, Charlie. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6577 We caught him trying to disable the funny horn. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6578 I know I couldn't do anything for under $100, AND that's not including a foam nose, neck ruffle, hat, wig and clown white 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6579 Why so serious? 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6580 I found your problem. They're not social distancing. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6581 I see the problem. You need to replace the accountant. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6582 Have any of you guys seen my wife? 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6583 I was just trying to grill 'em . . . 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6584 I understand you want to run away to join the circus, but you can't replace Bozo! 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6585 The clicking sound is probably coming from this acclowntant" 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6586 Have you substituted clown power for horse power? 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6587 I did think your engine sounded funny 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6588 It’ll cost you extra, I have to special order that one. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6589 ...looks like a corporate takeover of your circus. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6590 If you're going on the lift,you'll have to be six feet apart and wearing a mask. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6591 Hey, those aren't the new Ray-Bans are they? 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6592 When I push on the accelerator all I hear is laughter. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6593 One sillynder has serioused up. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6594 You ain't drivin' this car tonight. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6595 Elder Michaels, you're barking up the wrong tree, bud. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6596 Are they wearing seatbelts 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6597 Looks like the right front piston needs to be replaced .... 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6598 You'll have to talk to the Demander-in-chief. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6599 You've got a social misfit here. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6600 Your catalitic converter has gone ballistic. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6601 No funny business here, officer. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6602 Your outfit insurance only covers 3 hood clowns so the 4th will be out of pocket. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6603 Sir, I said, "Wait in the LOUNGE." 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6604 Yep, there's your problem - Todd from Sales thought he could be a creative-type. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6605 Looks like you've got an after-market part in here. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6606 Apparently ‘Clown Car Karaoke’ doesn’t spark joy. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6607 I think I found the cause of that “funny” sound you’re hearing! 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6608 You need a sack of beans, this baby runs on clown gas 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6609 Somebody needs to tell them what a good job they're doing. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6610 I've been hearing a funny noise under the hood. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6611 ...Deport them to where, exactly? 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6612 I see what you mean. Not a lot of smiles and laughs with this crew. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6613 That's the best I can do, unless you want to wait another six months till the circus come to town. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6614 Can’t help ya — this station specializes in nesting dolls 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6615 Something doesn’t sound funny in my engine. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6616 It will be three dollars per person you want me to take out 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6617 You clowns need a job 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6618 Sorry, I can't help you. I don't clown around. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6619 Here’s your problem, they’ve installed a Mr. August Klown, what you’ll need is a Auguste Clown. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6620 If you fit him in, you get a big discount on the roller coaster. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6621 The joke doesn't start with all the clowns under the hood... 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6622 There's something funny going on in the engine! 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6623 I see your problem, this clown doesn't have his "get up" on. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6624 I see layoffs coming. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6625 Are you sure that the engine is original? 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6626 The funny noise is coming from a faulty regulator. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6627 I think I see your problem. This here model requires everyone to be silly before she’ll run, and one of your boys just ain’t no bozo.” 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6628 I bet you guys have some very hot and tired feet? 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6629 All I can say is that when I started her up this morning something seemed incompatible. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6630 Don't look so surprised; you're the grease monkey. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6631 The funny business with your car is fine, it's this regular business that's the issue. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6632 Thing about buying a clown car, you need to be careful about these salesmen who dream of the big top. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6633 I know you think we should be social distancing, but we are family. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6634 This looks like nightmare. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6635 THAT CLOWN GOT HIS TIE CAUGHT IN THE FANBELT 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6636 I don’t think Dr. Fauchi means full costumes but he seems firm on the six feet apart stuff. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6637 Do you think they can will it to move? 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6638 Is now a bad time to tell you this isn't our car? 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6639 I'm equipped for tire pressure relief, not comic relief. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6640 I didn’t know this is what you meant when you said something funny was happening under the hood. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6641 This vehicle was designed by clowns, but we had no monkeys to supervise them. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6642 You’re watching ‘America’s Next Top Clown,’ and on this week’s episode, the weakest honker will be eliminated by Judge Joe the Mechanic. Who will shed a tear this week? Stay tuned.” 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6643 You're in luck---I just happen to have the replacement that you need" NOT an entry: for your diversion: "Should we be concerned about these cartoonists?" "Someday we'll be seen as the beginning of the contest's Baroque Period 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6644 I think I can see the problem. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6645 I bought this 'Clown Imperial' along with these jerks and 10 bottles of seltzer water. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6646 It's a new e-cono-car concept. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6647 Welp, there's your problem: not enough clowns. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6648 Laughter is the best medicine, but it doesn't have the best fuel economy. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6649 It’s your sourpuss” 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6650 I'm afraid you have a serious issue. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6651 I found those funny engine noises. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6652 Ok now Immigration won't stop you at all. Just honk your nose and wave. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6653 Sorry Joe, I decided it’s time to join a REAL circus instead of just working here. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6654 The Auto loan was front loaded too. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6655 Not knowing what the engine in their escape vehicle was for, Trump and his dwindling cabinet replaced it with seating. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6656 The little tie prick was adopted... 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6657 It’s obvious the problem’s Fred. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6658 Let's hook it up to the computer and see what the clowns say. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6659 Nothing funny about replacing an off-brand part 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6660 Will the one of you who is not a clown raise your hand? 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6661 Which one of you wants a job,you might have to juggle and were makeup 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6662 Take them out and it just might work 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6663 Okay, I see the problem. Mr. Newhart only does stand-up. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6664 don't be ridiculous, he looked like that when I bought it 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6665 I thought I didn't hear a squeaking. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6666 Look as if you have a serious cylinder issue 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6667 Looks like you ignored your Check Geek warning light. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6668 I think we've found the cause of that unfunny smell under the hood. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6669 you don't need you help you need a therapists help 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6670 I see the problem right there. And it's not even funny. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6671 I'm sorry, A Clown Car is not covered by the warranty 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6672 So where'd you hide the contortionist? 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6673 The shop down the road was gonna charge me an arm and a leg. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6674 No, Mr. President, we can't make the Senate can't make you king. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6675 Lucky for us the motor's in the back! 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6676 Clowns of a feather ... 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6677 Somebody put a pie in the gas tank. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6678 It sounds sort of funny 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6679 I’m wondering that too. New Yorker cartoons used to be funny. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6680 There's your problem. Your engine is only operating on three clowns. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6681 Restrooms inside. You must have masks and your own tissue....and make room for Bozo. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6682 There's your problem. You have an accountant in the Marketing vehicle. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6683 Sorry, you’ll have to find someone who works on front clown drive” 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6684 Are these the escapees from the funny farm? 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6685 That's social distancing at least three clown-shoes apart and clown make-up does NOT count as a mask. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6686 Huh, it looks like his minions are finally trying to escape! 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6687 I'm afraid this is no laughing matter. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6688 I found your problem. Some Bozo jammed up your distributor! 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6689 Most managers are clowns.. 1.1698 0.04456 53 45 8 0
6690 Just like in 2007, looks like your economist used small world thinking on a big tent problem. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6691 This is what I like to call 'clowns in the hood'. Best thing to do is send them to the police academy. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6692 I thought you said oil change—not child smuggling regime. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6693 Very funny. Now get out and let the experts in. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6694 I can fix it, but you're not gonna like the price. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6695 Looks like you have one serious problem with your engine. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6696 Musk wanted it powered by munchkins. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6697 You’re not social distancing. And I should be wearing a mask. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6698 Sir, curfew is over and Topsy would like his place back. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6699 The problem is they all need new shoes 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6700 Your car is fine but you have some social distancing issues. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6701 Can we rethink your engine? 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6702 Yes, we've determined that they are much more efficient than the internal combustion engine. Just follow the freeway signs back to the factory. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6703 Until the after-market bozo comes in, the accountant should be good for another twenty performances. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6704 Funny, The engine warning light never came on till our accountant asked for a lift when his Uber was a no-show 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6705 This dream has got to be the Ambien. Is Stephen King in there too? 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6706 Why is Donald Trump not in the clown car? 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6707 Stop clowning around! It appears your running on only 3 cylinders. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6708 One of these things doesn't belong here... 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6709 Corvair Clown Car. Clever. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6710 Their lawyer says until you load the trikes it’s no go. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6711 Sorry, the break's over guys. Time to put your mettle to the pedals! 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6712 This is what's making the unfunny noise you heard. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6713 When did you get a Suit? 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6714 If this ain't enough, I got 28 more arms and legs in the back. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6715 There’’s a clown wannabe under the hood” 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6716 I think a self-driving model would be better. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6717 Why are you acting like a clown? 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6718 The problem is you lack horsepower. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6719 Six clowns in search of a circus? 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6720 You should have used an OEM part. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6721 I see your problem. This is a Lithuanian mime. You should only stuff this model with non-imported clowns. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6722 A little seltzer should quiet the noise. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6723 This is a shitty joke. I got real work to do. Get this frigging clown car off my property 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6724 Son, don’t tell your friends but I had to take out the horn. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6725 Obvious problem. This guy is the wrong kind of clown. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6726 I figured out why your engine smells funny. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6727 Just one cylinder head is blown. The others are still clown. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6728 What's that Tesla engineer doing in your internal clown-combustion engine? 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6729 He says he makes people laugh at his office. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6730 I see the problem. It looks like someone bribed their way into clown college. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6731 Got a pitch-pipe? We need a tune up. yuck-yuck 1.1698 0.04456 53 45 8 0
6732 Its always something...!" 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6733 Well, there's the problem. Installing Bosch instead of Bozo has affected your performance. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6734 Well, there's your problem.... Somehow a certified public accountant got caught up in the forward pratfall assembly. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6735 You're asking for it with these non-factory parts. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6736 I don't know what's wrong with your steering but it looks like we found Karen's brother, Steve... 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6737 Could be either a really bad dream or we're back in "The Twilight Zone." 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6738 Told you, don't open it 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6739 So, the mechanic who rebuilt it said he would put in a straight 6? 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6740 It's just out of hamburgers. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6741 Your CEO's driven it into the ground. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6742 Your head gasket is leaking. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6743 So you’re their accountant? 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6744 I wish my kids got this excited about road trips. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6745 Don't expect this old vehicle for slapstick to fire on all cylinders like it's back in the Catskills. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6746 This is what happens when you bring on a business consultant — maximum efficiency and no more engine. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6747 There’s your problem, instead of a radiator you’ve got a mediator 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6748 You are right... you do have a 'serious' problem under the hood. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6749 I didn’t realize they were clowns when I signed up to ride share. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6750 There's your problem. Your car runs on UN-Fred-ed. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6751 I see your problem. You‘ve got a politician in there. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6752 Oh, here's your problem right here. Your car has people where the engine should go. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6753 It's a four circus people powered engine - the rings are gone! 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6754 Here's the problem. Your makeup's low. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6755 You all fit in the Volkswagon! 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6756 He's a trainee. We don't think he's cut out for the funny business. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6757 I can already see your problem but I’m afraid these lawyers sure can get expensive! 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6758 Has he been in there since the test drive!? 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6759 That's a clown car bro!" Bryce Harpe 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6760 Hellofa carpool ya got there mistrr. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6761 It holds more than I thought! 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6762 Not my circus. Yours? 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6763 "Billy get out of there, they need room for three more. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6764 What’s the warranty on replacing a defective techie? 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6765 Just don’t take their heads off! 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6766 Well here’s your problem. This one’s missing a funny bone. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6767 Where'd you say the horn was? 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6768 GOP convention on the move? 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6769 It looks like we found the one causing the lack of squeaking.” 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6770 One of these heads is not like the others. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6771 Sir, you have a fake flower leaking water, lipstick is covering your engine and your using the wrong kind of horn. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6772 You're lucky, it doesn't look too serious. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
6773 Looks like some clown disconnected your catalytic converter. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
6774 Well, there's your problem right there Bozo 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
6775 The Cylinder Heads Look Good To Me 1.1695 0.04292 59 51 8 0
6776 This part keeps circling back. 1.1692 0.04142 65 56 9 0
6777 Well, that explains the funny noise you heard. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6778 I can't help you, you need a HR manager for this problem. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6779 It was like this when I bought it 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6780 Looks like you’re one clown short for a circus 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6781 The GOP clown car was in a ditch, we picked him up there...every time I punch it, his eyes get real shifty and he starts yelling 'I'm an Independent, I'm an Independent'... 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6782 You may have honked too much Gary 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6783 It’s an electric, the engine’s in the back 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6784 ...and if we take out all of this stuff, we can fit four more. See? 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6785 I thought I said no funny business. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6786 Well, everything seems to be in order. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6787 It appears your car has a sense of humour 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6788 I mean she did say it was running a little funny 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6789 Something’s funny here... 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6790 We ran out of helium before we got to Mr. White, but your air conditioner is fixed and the rest of these clowns are good to go. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6791 Are you hiring? 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6792 The great irony is that you can’t just put them anywhere... 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
6793 So.. it's rear-engined... 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6794 Clown: 'Bureaucracy keeps stalling our progress', Mechanic: 'We'll need more signed paperwork to lure him out ' 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6795 Well, we certainly heard something funny from your engine! 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6796 I understand that schools are still closed 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6797 It’s like Uber but for clowns and accountants 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6798 Ok, I admit it, trying to make *every* aspect of your business more efficient, may have been taking it a little too far 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6799 Have you tried fitting another one in? 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
6800 Sure I can take the engine out to fit ya in, but I think it’d be cheaper to just take the bus at this point 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6801 That's the salesman and his promises. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6802 This 73 corvair might be just the car for you folks. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6803 He said All Clowns Matter and forced his way in there 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
6804 Looks like a tie slipped on one of your humorators... 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6805 Don't worry, there's more in the trunk. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6806 Oh there they are! contest 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6807 That’s the funniest frunk I’ve ever seen. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6808 I usually wait until I get to work to do my hair and makeup. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6809 Seriously, what will it cost to finish boring this engine? 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6810 Travel in 2020 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6811 He doesn’t even go here 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6812 Let me take a look...nobody knows more about engines than me 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6813 There's always one, ain't there? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6814 Are you not entertained? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6815 I'm sorry, sir, but three clowns and one stand-up comedian doesn't substitute for an engine! 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6816 so this is how the new Tesla works... laughing gas! 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6817 I didn’t take them seriously at the dealership... 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6818 Jimmy, trust me when I say this, this place is run by a bunch of clowns 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6819 I have found my calling, Ted 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6820 My clients will only accept that prize if you smell their flower. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6821 Bill! You can hang out with them but you can’t text me back?! 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6822 I couldn’t get her started. We do have a unicycle you can all ride on. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6823 Just what you ordered a clown transmission with four funny cylinders. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6824 For better performance I recommend probiotics. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6825 Oh, sure. Go for the easy joke. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6826 We ran out of fun. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6827 Well there’s your problem...you got a case of the accountants. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6828 I can say with certainty this is not under warranty. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6829 Your intern really messed things up. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6830 There’s definitely room for one more. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6831 Clown immigrant smuggling obstacles: #5 Caught due to car breakdown. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6832 Are you sure this is my car? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6833 I am a clown - and I am Trump. And you are my Fisher-Price People. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6834 You gotta be joking, perhaps the motors in the back! 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
6835 How would you like it if I called your Mercedes a 'clown car'? 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
6836 Well, it seemed like fun at the time. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6837 That's not what I meant about being hot under the bonnet. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6838 I suspect that one of them is not a Russian clown and that's why there's so much. knocking. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6839 Looks like you'll need to replace a silly-linder to restore full clown power 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6840 Actually, these newer low-brow models are most susceptible to hacks. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6841 This may take a while to fix. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6842 Well I think it’s a red rubber nose problem but I can fix it 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6843 There’s your problem: this guy was the class clown in high school. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6844 It never occurred to me tha the Senate traveled together. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
6845 Don’t worry, he’s just as funny as your last engine. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6846 I wonder what is inside the people inside the car and what is inside them and then inside them too 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6847 Excuse me, there was not enough room in the cabin to bring all my technical advisers!!! 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6848 It's only a four-cylinder engine? 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6849 Huh, I've never seen this kind of hybrid model before. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6850 HE FAILED CLOWN COLLEGE 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6851 You're the one offering the $19.99 oil change. You figure it out. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6852 A breakthrough in front wheel drive. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6853 Something not funny's going on here 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6854 We'll pay dearly for that Town Car typo to our coverage agreement. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6855 Sure the engine purrs like a kitten but it’s a stretch to call it a noise-free, relaxing commute! 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6856 Yes Mr. President, Michael Cohen is out of jail and wants to join my team at Big Justice. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6857 No wonder you heard a funny noise under the hood! 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6858 Ah, there's the cause of your not hearing a funny noise. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6859 Oh, bad news. You have an accountant in the clown mobile. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6860 These old engines really do a number on the bozo layer. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6861 We may be able to lure him out with a spot of tea 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6862 Your engine’s running a little funny. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6863 This type of engine should last you another 30 years, at least. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6864 I only have parts for GM cars. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
6865 It's been a tough game of life. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6866 Well this is no laughing matter. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6867 And if you were Russian, there’d be plenty of room. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
6868 Just a little more lube and we can all get in here. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6869 What clown college did you say you’ve attended? 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6870 Looks like it was low on clowns. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6871 Yeah, he’s wound a little too tight so no wonder it’s running a little rough. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
6872 You have an unusually serious problem. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6873 You don't have a car problem. You have an immigration problem! 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
6874 Just need to swap out this bad one, and I’ll have it running like a top! 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6875 Don't mind the clown. He' used to work for the Barnam & Bailey circus when it played in Madison Squarw Garden. He wishes you guys had room for him. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6876 It came with four on the floor. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6877 You can't ever be too sure with these aftermarket parts. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6878 I don't think this is what Elon had in mind. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6879 Captives in the circus diorama 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6880 Whoa! No wonder your car is running at half speed. The office nerd is telling bad jokes. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6881 Looks like the last guy to work on this put in a wrong part. There's a lot of clowns out there.... 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
6882 This what happens when you don't start you car for 3 months! 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
6883 I see the problem you over packed! 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6884 Things that impossible become possible 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6885 Your car is definitely not running on all four cylinders 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6886 I think I've found the problem. It's your regulator. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6887 Sir, you have a very close family. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6888 Looks like you need to replace a clown. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6889 Did anyone tell you there are clowns in here? 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6890 You’ve been using ‘mirth-free’ in this, haven’t you? 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6891 What's with the guy in a tie? 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
6892 Here's your problem. It's the accountant in the spot where your #1 clown should be. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6893 It looks like one of your cylinders threw a funny bone 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6894 I think the problem is with your cylinders 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6895 I have commitment issues 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6896 I don't know what's wrong with it...I just know the engine keeps 'shorting' out 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6897 There’s something not funny in here. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6898 It looks like you have a clown out of alignment. WillI am fortune Norfolk, VA 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6899 Looks like he exchanged his cubicle for a clown car. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6900 I haven't seen clowns under the big top since I was a kid! 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6901 This explains the knocking. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6902 Looks like a faulty foolin’ jester. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6903 I told them social distancing was no joke. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6904 Did you bring him along so I’d take you more seriously? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6905 This explains how you are getting eighteen people to the gallon. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6906 He's with us to sing 'Send in the Clowns.' 1.1667 0.06868 54 48 3 3
6907 Looks like one of your cylinders needs re-clowning. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6908 Social Distancing....passed 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6909 We'd like to help, but we don't accept Medicaid. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6910 She needs a little more clown power. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6911 I wanted to host the G-7 at Mar-a-Lago, but I've run out of gas. 1.1667 0.04230 60 51 9 0
6912 You're on the wrong side, Sir. This is England. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6913 They need to be six feet apart. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6914 Since the virus, we need a bigger trap door. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6915 Here's your timing problem. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6916 For some reason my engine sounds funny 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6917 There’s nothing funny about regular vehicle maintenance. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6918 Well there's your problem...flat feet. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6919 I’m not a magician. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6920 Ah there's my alter ego! I've been substituting for ya. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6921 Looks like engine trouble... 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6922 It hasn't run the same since Jack here switched careers 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6923 And then there were even more clowns 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6924 Aren't there easier ways to get out of the White House? 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6925 One cylinder has a serious problem. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6926 There's your problem. They're not sure clowns. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6927 That's Bozo's spot Alfred. Don't be a clown. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6928 Ahhh, I see the problem Frank, there is one actual clown in here and they never go far... 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6929 I see your problem. Your bobble doesn’t have room to bob. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
6930 Nah, your problem is a circus under a little top. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6931 I figured out why your engine has been missing 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6932 Oh, my bad. I can make up for my mistake. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6933 Your warranty on declowning your car expired yesterday. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
6934 Dude, I didn’t say 6 cylinder. I said 4 clown. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6935 What clown worked on your car? 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6936 I can fix a hard top - not a big top! 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6937 Sorry Rocky, but we have to have someone on board who can give us a reliable clown count. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6938 I think I see your problem. You've got one guy whose just clowning around. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6939 Yeah, here's your problem - you should never use an accountant in a clown car. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6940 Yeah, he should only be in the floor model. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6941 Larry you idiot! I asked you to bring out the Lincoln Town Car! 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6942 Whoah...here's the problem...somebody tried using an aftermarket part! 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6943 Looks like the circus is in town. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6944 You’ll get better gas mileage with pinto beans. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
6945 This part not clowning around will need to be redressed. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6946 Hey, if the Flintstones could do it, we could do it, too. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6947 But does the horn still work? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6948 One of your cylinders is out of sync with the others. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6949 There's something very not funny with your engine. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6950 Well, actually, I lost the assembly instructions 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6951 I’m sorry sir, but he called “shot gun” first. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6952 I'm afraid your engine will need to be bored out. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6953 Covid has REALLY limited Uber options hasn't it? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6954 See, there’s your problem. There’s a journalist in the engine. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
6955 Yup, couldn't be greener for the planet, all family so real easy on the pocketbook, but just forget about ever merging into traffic on the highway. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6956 It's more than you'd think. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6957 How many clowns can a clown car hold if it is full of clowns? 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6958 Looks a bit worn out and may need some paint 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6959 Looks like there's a problem with your regulator. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6960 Really, it will run smoother once we clean the cylinder heads... I'm not clowning around. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6961 Your son is clowning around too much so we’re dropping him off early. He just doesn’t fit in I’m afraid. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6962 There's something funny about one of these guys. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6963 After all these years I’ve finally escaped. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6964 When you’re the single in the Uber Pool. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6965 It's not banging on all four cylinders. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6966 Here’s your problem—you need a new accountant. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6967 One of these clowns has a rattle. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6968 So the engine is in the rear? 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6969 You're saying that the funny noise isn't funny enough? 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6970 The engine is the back Bozo! 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6971 Well I know who hasn’t been making the funny noises. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
6972 As the hood slowly raised, Jeff realized that his fast friends were a bunch of clowns. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6973 Just as I suspected -- the rattling was caused by your accountant. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6974 Yessir. This is a Three Ring job! 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6975 These front-wheel drives always have problems 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6976 Isn't it considered cheating to use the frunk? 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6977 First there was pinging, then knocking, then this weird smell. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6978 No clowning around, their feet are do the driving! 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6979 One of you is going to have to leave! 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6980 No extra-big buttons on your shirt. No big floppy shoes. No service! 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6981 I think you should consider using contraception or buying a bigger car... 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6982 Mr. Thompson, You really need to get back to your desk. You can’t just leave the shop and go on the road with these folks. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
6983 Which one is your running mate? 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6984 This explains the funny engine noise! 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6985 I just know there's a spy in the Oval Office. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6986 Son, I told you to stop clowning around 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6987 Alas. They've tried to make a clown out of you and me. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6988 The milage is a joke 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
6989 They must think I'm a clown or something 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6990 I suppose you deny responsibility for this as well, Mr. President? 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
6991 A Congressman, Peace Rally and a trunk full of Clowns, you know, I am not a fixer. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
6992 I had the same dreams as you when I was a young boy. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6993 It seems that three out of four of them are acting kind of funny. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
6994 Can you make them run faster without much noise? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6995 The leak wasn't me. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6996 Oh yeh, I see the problem right away. You got this here after market clown on the left. Problem is,that clowns feet is shorter and so thats why your feel it pulling to the right. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6997 So these are the people that make our economy go? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6998 OK, who's saying CLUNK, CLUNK, CLUNK? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
6999 Can you check the humor break fluid? 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
7000 It's not just the belt. I think the whole outfit was purchased at the JoS A. Bank. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
7001 Where did all these clowns come from?! 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
7002 While he did vote for Trump, and he believes Covid-19 is a hoax, he is not TECHNICALLY 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
7003 I didn’t know you could fit that many in the boot . 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
7004 This one is not compatible with your make. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
7005 So that's how you got the energy to power your clown car. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
7006 Which one of you clowns broke the car!? 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
7007 They don't need to social distance. They're INSIDE an old Toyota Corona. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
7008 I know a white collar guy when I see one. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
7009 I think with a little axel grease, I could squeeze you in ... 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
7010 I think I have found the source of the clicking noise. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
7011 The Jr. business man is clearly your problem. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
7012 Well. First of all you have too much clowning around under the hood. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
7013 Junior - don't act like a clown. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
7014 I found something funny in your engine. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
7015 Three of these clowns are kind of the same. But one of these clowns is to blame. Can you tell me which one is to blame? 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
7016 You will need a rear engine car to make this work. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
7017 The other half of the engine is in the trunk. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
7018 The frunk really gives it more clown capacity. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
7019 Well, that explains why your engine didn't sound as funny as it should have. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
7020 Yup, that’s a dead piston allright 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
7021 It’s going to take me a while to find the parts. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
7022 Well, there's your problem. This model is known for its white shirt and tie malfunction. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
7023 Did you order send in the clowns? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
7024 I estimate this will set you back $175,000 annually. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
7025 Like the Volks the engine's in the rear. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
7026 Whoa! When you said you car was a four head, I thought you meant four cylinders. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
7027 This problem may require a balloon poodle. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
7028 Something funny’s happened. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
7029 There's your problem ... the CEO of your EMS isn't OEM. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
7030 How many clowns can you fit in an electric car? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
7031 Sir, Russia's Mars rover program will be ready in two months. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
7032 It’s an account running an audit causing loss of power 1.1639 0.04779 61 51 10 0
7033 This is not exactly what we call "maximization of free space" 1.1639 0.04779 61 53 7 1
7034 Straight and white in the hood. And it's running a little rough, you say? 1.1639 0.05811 61 53 6 2
7035 ‘That explains all the errant honking.’ 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7036 Your Dad aint clowing jr. This repair is going to cost an arm and a leg 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7037 Just leave a couple of snacks and give it some Gatorade every once in while. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7038 Somewhere along the way we lost count. This is the guy from analytics. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7039 It's clown business 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7040 Wow, Stealers Wheels, in my garage!” 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7041 One clown, three to go. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7042 We would like 4 gallons 5W40 please. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7043 It’s funny you should ask how I ended up here with these clowns. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
7044 Looks like the clown clone sensor is failing 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7045 He's afraid of them. A tune-up's not going to help. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7046 Let's see what's going on under the hood. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7047 You say your engine’s making an unfunny noise? 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7048 So, your pennywise, and these are the children you... GET OUT 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7049 There's something funny--er, I mean not funny--about this piston right here. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7050 You have to keep Hybrids perfectly tuned or they can sound a little funny 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7051 At the border crossing of clowntopia and the USA 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7052 You always need the straight guy 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
7053 It’s just the Attorney General clowning around. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7054 But tell me, before you called the tow-truck, had you been hearing any strange noises in your garage? 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7055 I see the problem. Someone replaced one of your spark clowns with a spark clerk. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7056 Jesus Christ, it’s Jason Bourne 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7057 There's your problem. That's Bozo the white collar criminal. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7058 I'm afraid it's going to need two hip replacements and a clown nose. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7059 Is this the same as four horsepower? 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7060 Good God, your boss told me you were bringing your Cousin It, not a dozen ITs. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7061 Lose the suit and you'll have them laughing in no time. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7062 Dave, you said you were going on a lunch break. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7063 Another stowaway, Pogo? 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7064 Your clown car is short one clown. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
7065 Okay, which one of you clowns isn't running? 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
7066 Of course you fit in with the rest of the family. 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
7067 Care to guess how many clowns can fit in a Tesla? 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
7068 That guy forgot his clown costume. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
7069 Funny, I can't get it to start 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
7070 We have a stowaway. Can it be removed? 1.1613 0.05241 62 53 8 1
7071 Are you sure this takes synthetic? 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
7072 I knew the car wouldn't take the weight of his tie. 1.1607 0.04952 56 49 6 1
7073 Trump meets is new army 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
7074 You're gonna need to see Pagliacci if you want to get this fixed. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
7075 I keep hearing a popping noise. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
7076 I thought no one wears ties these days. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
7077 I thought you said it was making a funny sound. Since when are clowns funny? 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
7078 Don’t look so shocked, every family’s got a black sheep. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
7079 Well, that's your problem right there. 1.1607 0.04952 56 49 6 1
7080 Fill the tank, or we turn your son into one of us. 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
7081 You hear that honking? That shouldn't be doing that. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
7082 It's my weekend with the kids. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
7083 I’m doing research for an article, pretend I’m not here. 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
7084 It appears you have too much party in the front 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
7085 Now when you came in you said the engine sounded "funny", could you please be more specific? 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
7086 I don't know, it just doesn't sound as funny. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
7087 Are you sure you adjusted all four cylinders? 1.1607 0.04952 56 47 9 0
7088 Stop clowning around Lars and take some responsibility for defacing the sidewalk. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
7089 I'm just a mechanic, but when someone says 'pack your bags' for a road trip, they don't mean the emotional baggage from your ex-boyfriends 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
7090 We can enhance the capacity, but it’ll hurt your engine 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
7091 Just drive around the block until the check engine light goes out. Then come back. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
7092 Sean Spicer? Is this where you’ve been hiding? 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
7093 I think I figured out where the paint smell is coming from... 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
7094 Ha ha ha! 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
7095 ,Hey you with a tie’ the mechanic said ,get out of he’s spot they have a “car” to lead’ 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
7096 I found the problem: one here does not match. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
7097 I thought you said Honk Power 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
7098 I think I know what's wrong with your car. This nut needs some serious replacing. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
7099 Edison cars run on clown energy. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
7100 That's the problem, a blockage on one of custard to pant injects. Just need to loosen the tie and drizzle the hair a bit. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
7101 No matter what he says, Bob from accounting is not the engine running everything around here. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
7102 ...when your Lyft shared ride breaks down and still needs to stop at a Juggalo gathering before taking you to the race wars. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
7103 Looks like someone has been clowning around with the engine 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
7104 The problem is pretty obvious, if you ask me. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
7105 We don’t do paint jobs. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
7106 I see why your engine is idling with an offbeat rhythm. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
7107 Here’s your problem. All but one of your gaskets is acting funny. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
7108 We know it's dangerous to have the engine in the rear. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
7109 We won’t get anywhere with them. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
7110 I wish I could help you with this one, but we're fresh out of face paint. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
7111 Ah, I see your problem. Those sudden whining sounds you heard are from this guy who just realized he's been in a clown town all along. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
7112 Social bubble's at capacity 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
7113 Now which pedal is binding up, and is it clockwise or counter-clockwise? 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
7114 Just clowning around. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
7115 I knew it ... people who don't practice social distancing really are clowns! 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
7116 OK who is the funny guy w glasses and how did he crash the party 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
7117 A family friend told us this was the best garage for our engine problems? 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
7118 The clowns-in-training are expected to pedal hard and fast before they are allowed to cram into the front and back seats. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
7119 Your nose isn’t the only body part that needs a rubber covering. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
7120 Could you check the makeup, please? We're going to Washington protest unsafe driving conditions for clowns, want to come? I like your outfit. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
7121 You definitely need an oil change after three and a half years! 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
7122 Ok, we are closing the hood. Just inhale. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
7123 When I said Pennywise I meant the clown, not an accountant. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
7124 Ahhhh.... I recently discovered birth control about a year ago. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
7125 I think it's a leak in your clan. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
7126 They say they’re from the White House 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
7127 Right you are, Doodles. It's a bad alternator. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
7128 I knew there was something sinister about the carburator. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
7129 Looks like you need a Rod replacement. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
7130 I know you think you're qualified to work with clowns, but I need to see your license. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
7131 And while you’re at it, check the tire pressures. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
7132 Here’s the problem. You’ve got a stowaway. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
7133 It's a funny thing. It's a hybrid, and yet we actually get even less mileage out of this old gag now. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
7134 There’ll be a $200 diagnostic fee, and if we see anything funny-looking, it may get more expensive. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
7135 Well, there's your problem: that one needs new grease paint. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
7136 Yeah, we have seen this before. The car maker’s standards are slipping. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
7137 Yeah, he takes up trunk space. But he figured out a loophole to report three times the amount of clowns in the car. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
7138 They'll keep popping up if you don't get routine recessions. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
7139 I think the car needs a tune-up. The engine's been acting a little funny these days." Annie T. Houriez, Rueil-Malmaison (France 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
7140 This is what happens when you use generic parts. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
7141 At a certain point, not enough becomes too much, no? 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
7142 Nobody takes me seriously. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
7143 What do you mean, it's not funny? 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
7144 I heard it's being moved to Georgia. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
7145 I liked it better when we had horsepower. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
7146 It’s a good thing, Mr. Trump, that you’re smuggling your own kind. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
7147 Clowning around is not covered under our 30 day warranty. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
7148 There's A Recall On That Front Left Part ..... It's Defective And Could Cause a SERIOUS Problem !! 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
7149 Must be an after market clown. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
7150 There's your problem. You're not using all original parts. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
7151 I think the radiator is overeating 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
7152 Can you replace the bad piston in my Clown-4? 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
7153 Sir, the sign clearly says "No squirting bow ties, No service." 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
7154 It's OK, it's your Inspector General. You need one to make sure your car stays on the straight and narrow. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
7155 Sorry, but I couldn't fit him in with a wrench. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
7156 Can yoou check my Bozo please? 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
7157 Here's your problem: you have a Trump Clown where you should have a Tramp Clown 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
7158 You've got a family of squatters in here. You need to evict them, especially if they have gas! 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
7159 I see one of your cylinders is out of alignment. Get me a pair of scissors and some pancake makeup. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
7160 Clowns and accountants are not approved fool mixtures. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
7161 Well, there's your problem, Bozo. Ya got a dull clown head. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
7162 What are you all looking at? I thought we agreed to dress up as the thing that scares us most? 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
7163 Yep, we do rear engine work and serving clowns is no problem. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
7164 So is this self-propelled? You seem to be missing an engine.. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
7165 Strangest four cylinder arrangement I've seen. May have to clown around with it for a while to get you going. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
7166 Son, I accept your decision but no more free engine light checks. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
7167 Which hole shall we use for the dipstick of the oil check? 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
7168 With a little makeup, wig, and red nose, the knock-knock jokes should be a little less condescending. You know how these young comedians are. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
7169 We would never trade a businessman for an average Joe. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
7170 Sure, office clowns are cheap but eventually they screw-up the timing. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
7171 Are they superspreaders? 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
7172 You're only operating on three clowns. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
7173 Boss, they’re just here for routine maintenance. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
7174 One missing part is all that's needed. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
7175 Sir, I added a straight man to fix your bit. It should work fine now. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
7176 It looks like an infiltration problem. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
7177 Gary, I told you to pop the hood...not pop into the hood! 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
7178 There's been a recall on the left front cylinder on this model. The dork plugs keep coming loose. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
7179 The problem is you have too many clowns and not enough engines 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
7180 College kids these days think this is how you "fit in" the first day on the job. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
7181 Remove the misfit and you'll have room for an engine. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
7182 Yep, you’ve got a bad clown alright. You can try adding a rubber nose, but I think this little guy is all laughed out. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
7183 This is the standard- size electric clown vehicle originally designed for human passengers of average build. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
7184 I see the problem, a 1 percenter has contaminated the works. It'll take another tax cut to fix. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
7185 So which fraternity house came up with this one? 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
7186 Here’s your problem. Frunks aren’t funny. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
7187 Circus clowns took the top government jobs. Please don't tell me they run the auto repair business. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
7188 But Dad, I want to be an "engine-er" not a clown. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
7189 Seems your comedic timing chain has a serious kink! 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
7190 Emmett—the manufacturer recommends Kelly tires for your car. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
7191 Dad, you know it has always been my dream to join the NASCAR circus. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
7192 This isn’t what they mean by ‘Performative Allyship,’ Bob. 1.1594 0.03930 69 60 9 0
7193 i always thought that they were just packed in tightly 1.1587 0.05163 63 56 5 2
7194 Oh, I see, the engine is back in the rear? 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
7195 Get out Wally. I’m sorry I called you a Bozo. 1.1579 0.04873 57 48 9 0
7196 What can I say? It’s eco-friendly 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7197 Dad? Wait, I can explain … 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7198 Is this sort of joke? 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
7199 Sorry, Jim... this 2020 Clown Car model looks to be full. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7200 .. So you were in the car pool lane, you started hearing funny noises and you think its your clown-burator.. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7201 The big clown here says that one of you spark plugs is making mischief in there. You can 'fess up and make it easy on yourself, or I can get out my wrench. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7202 I think I've found of that unfunny engine noise you've been hearing. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7203 It’s a quick fix, but won’t get you the same mileage out those jokes. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7204 I see your problem. Too much greasepaint in your prankshaft. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7205 You should see the clown fish. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7206 That’s the sound it makes when the three rings are out of alignment. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7207 Is that Barr picking up another of trumps cronies? 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
7208 Executive branch clown car 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7209 I told .... only clowns in the this car. Where did this accountant come from? 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7210 There’s your problem: one of your funny power cylinders has gone serious... 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7211 I'll just replace the suit. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7212 Your Honor, they all look cheerful like you." 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7213 It still counts 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
7214 No wonder it's running rough. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7215 Stop whining and just do your best until we get the factory part in a couple of days. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7216 This StateFarm agent went through a lot of loops to travel with us. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7217 Uh-oh, this is a serious problem. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
7218 Yeah they moved it to Jacksonville 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
7219 So, I replaced all the older parts, but you're gonna have to fill up every few miles. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
7220 I'm afraid this in no laughing matter. You've got a serious problem. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
7221 They want to see the circus. 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
7222 John Wayne Gacy knew he couldn’t lie his way out of this one. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
7223 Obviously your comic output is down by a quarter! 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
7224 Here’s why you guys keep running over circus-goers. You have a bad accelerationist. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
7225 You have a bad cell in your main battery. 1.1500 0.03995 60 53 7 0
7226 Actually, it’s kind of a funny story... 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
7227 I always wondered how they got so many clowns into the car. 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
7228 You got a whole circus in there 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7229 Here you go sir. You car is all set for the India-laugh-olis 500 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7230 looks like they finally de-funded the police 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7231 Clowning around without a mask is no laughing matter. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7232 Make America Great Again. 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
7233 You gonna need new tires 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7234 That’s not a bunker, but make room for this clown anyway! 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7235 Trump administration: We thought immigrants drove our cars and now they are engines in America! 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7236 Glad to see someone finally won that electric car contest on Instagram 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7237 So, how did you fit an accountant in your car? 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7238 They’re just some crazy kids in clown suits. #stephenkingsit 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7239 this is where the funny noise came from 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7240 Engine issues ? aha...!, Just as I suspected; Clowns ! 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7241 left rear not working properly 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7242 We broke down on the way to the Republican National Convention @brencall 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
7243 Its around 2 horsepower. 🤡 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7244 Dave the mechanic explains why a 3-clown engine, won't offer the same kind of mileage as the 4-clown model. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7245 I see the problem, you’ve blown head gasket. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7246 Simple fix, the great clown, Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. Your engine’ll hum like new. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7247 We should be done clowning around in time for your ride to Ryker’s Island, Mr. Trump. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7248 Is this a joke to you? 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7249 You got MAGA in the hood n 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7250 Turns out what drives you this time is just a whole bunch of clowns. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7251 This keeps happening ever since I botched the pulling the old rabbit out of the hat number” 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7252 I hope you clowns are insured! 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7253 So what DOES filler up mean, then? 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7254 Sorry I have a rare condition called clownenginephobia. I’m petrified by this sight. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7255 « can you get it fixed by noon? We’re heading for Congress” 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7256 Traffic violations are no laughing matter 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7257 Here’s your problem right here. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7258 They were in there before the pandemic began, and now we don’t want them to get infected 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7259 Only in New York! 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7260 So that’s where they come from 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7261 disguised tigers in the tank? 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7262 Son, stop clowning around and get out of that car. 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
7263 I hope this is a joke... 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7264 These silly European cars always have the engines in the funniest place. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7265 Garage Gimmicks 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7266 I hate to break it to you Jeff, it’s not one clown too many, it’s twenty five. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7267 Looks like a ring job. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7268 What you've got here is a misplaced accountant. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7269 This car was probably built on a Monday. You get an odd part in the engine every now and then. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7270 Timing belts, whaddaya think? 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7271 When you said something sounded funny under here, this is not what I expected. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7272 ummm" its not what you thin 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7273 Well, well! Look what we have here - The Boys Under The Hood! 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7274 We don't repair "fun" electric cars here. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7275 It's definitely the Carlburator. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7276 I know you’re expecting it… but there really is no punchline, to quarantine with clowns in a car… 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7277 sir,we're looking for the nearest 'white rules all' party 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
7278 Poop 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7279 OK, You're good to go on the NASCAR Circus! 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7280 Dave, I thought I'd lost you 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7281 I see the problem--you've got a civilian in there! 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7282 Who engineered this? 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7283 It started out as one hitchhiking clown. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7284 It won't start because you have one clown too many and one that isn't 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7285 Your straight man’ needs a new line. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7286 Sorry sir. That's a song. We only do tune-ups 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
7287 Sad clowns 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7288 She’d run smoother without management’s insensitive clown jokes. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7289 Sorry, but it's going to be the second week in November before I can get him out of there. But with that orange hair, he fits right in, doesn't he? 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7290 Thanks for joining the clown school/mechanic Shadow program. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7291 The bozo is stuck. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7292 These clowns just need better shoes and it’ll run fine. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7293 I'll tell you this... what's going on under the hood is just plain scary! 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7294 Us mechanics get accused of being a bunch of clowns, but this is ridiculous 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7295 You say there's funny noise coming from the engine? 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7296 It's been sounding a little unfunny under the hood. 1.1458 0.07287 48 44 1 3
7297 Must admit, have worked on engines that are all but a joke, but never on ones that are all but a circus in there! 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7298 The clog in your oil filter is no joke. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7299 He might be a clown, but that's not the type of governor I was referring to. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7300 You say your car isn’t making a funny sound? 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7301 It's serious. Do you have spare clown? 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7302 How much horsepower, you ask? That’s a clown question, bro! 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7303 Bill, it's time to quit clowning around. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7304 Here's your problem. That's why the engine noises aren't funny anymore. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7305 You're all insane. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7306 There's your problem right there. Not enough clowns. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7307 We could try adjusting the ratio but I don't think I'll fit. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7308 They need to jump out and run around the car 3 times for it to start. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7309 Something funny about this ... 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7310 No wonder you’re getting such poor gas mileage. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7311 Your Clown Car discount will be reduced by 2%. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7312 They need to wear more comfortable shoes. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7313 Unfortunately there’s a dress code to work here. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7314 FUCK THE POLICE!!! 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7315 You’re ok Baron but your father’s friends aren’t welcome here! 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7316 Sometimes we even get in on the act. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7317 Ah, there's the problem. Your accountant chewed through the wiring. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7318 That's your problem right there. Some joker put a non-joker in your engine." Andy Mathieson, Los Angeles, C 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
7319 Clowns to left, Jokers to the right, here I am, stuck in the middle with you 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7320 Is this some weird lawyer joke? 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7321 You want me to replace the dude with the tie? 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
7322 The suspension suffers a bit.. but we’ve increased our capacity by fifty percent. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7323 Five clowns and one accountant removal, that's gonna cost ya. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7324 All clear! Just this Bozo guy. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7325 Well I guess we won't be fixing this one today. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7326 You Never mentioned it was a Clown College internship 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7327 Coming soon to a theater near you: IT3- Pennywise joins the carpool! 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7328 If you want to perform; Got to replace the dork power with clown power 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7329 I've known mice engines but never this. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7330 Yeah... we don’t have the parts to repair the 2020 Model T-Administration anymore... 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7331 Oh--That's what was making that funny sound under the hood. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7332 You guys don't seem to be operating on all four cylinders! 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7333 Working moms everywhere carpooling. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7334 You've been hoodwinked!~ Helen Rosenbaum, LIC 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7335 The seltzer water kept it from overheating for like five minutes. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7336 Have you considered a unicycle? 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7337 Didn't we talk about not bringing work home? 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7338 Looks like the points and plugs need a little grease-paint. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7339 We’ve only got one more, so make room. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7340 Wait, what's this non-clown clown doing in there? 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7341 It's your decision, Stephen, but you're being pennywise and pound foolish. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7342 Looks like you've got a faulty clown. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7343 No wonder it is running rough, one of your clowns his missing. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7344 This is what happens when you ask for a beet latte! 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7345 One of your spark plugs looks all burnt out. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7346 pretrial motion — Union of Baby Clowns 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7347 We were only humming “Send in the Clowns.” 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7348 A failed start-up, you said? 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7349 You just don't have enough spark, so I 'm replacing you with one that does. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7350 The new horsepower concept 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7351 Wow; when they pulled in, it sounded like a V-8. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7352 Whoever last serviced your car didn’t take you for a complete clown. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7353 Looks like you've got a horn that may need to be replaced. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7354 I saw a spare in the back seat 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7355 Did you have to take your lawyer with you? 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7356 I think I see the problem here 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7357 testing 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7358 How did that clown get in there? 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7359 Removing the engine,so you can stuff in more clowns is not covered by your warranty. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7360 We're looking to get out of town. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7361 ''You don't belong in there son.'' 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7362 Yes, this is the new 4 clown power model 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7363 Using OEM parts can’t be taken too seriously. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7364 Sir, it’s casual Friday. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7365 We're just checking out the 'hood. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7366 We're going to have to special order the brake shoes. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7367 We thought the rhythm method worked. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7368 Look -- right here's the drag on your performance. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7369 I don't think you're missing any lug nuts. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7370 This is the dumbest gender reveal I have ever seen. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7371 Just a heads up.. the engine is in the rear 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7372 We always use OEM parts in our repairs! 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7373 This one has more clowns than you’ll ever need. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7374 They all look Healthy. Which one do you think needs a tuneup? 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7375 The problem is, you got yourself a corporate bozo. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7376 We accept cash, charge and circus tickets. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7377 ``Joe is shocked. Joe is confused. Joe wants to go home.'' 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7378 All you need is another slather of greasepaint. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7379 Your problem isn't the poindexter; it's the clowns. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7380 Guy's I know that the policemen are getting scary, but this isn't a police station or a circus. Stop clowning around. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7381 Someone shoved a red foam nose where the spark plug should be. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7382 I think I've determined which part's not making a funny sound. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7383 I see your HONK, HONK problem. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7384 It looks like you have a cracked gasket on this head. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7385 There's your problem--it's only running on three cylinders. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7386 He thought you might be wondering what ever happened to your pals from the old hood. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7387 Chuckles, I've identified the source of your clown car timing problems. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7388 Before rents went up it was just squirrels and mice I'd pull out of a warm engine. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7389 When you said that your spares were tired, I though you were trying to say that your spare was a tire. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7390 I think we found the source of that funny sound. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7391 It should only require a cosmetic fix. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7392 I think there’s a geek under my hood 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7393 All clowning aside, your engine is laboring. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7394 We should have been more clear about covering your face. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7395 Quit playing around in there, son. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7396 Maybe setting up ZOOM learning at Clown College wasn't such a great idea. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7397 It'll be fine as soon as I remove this clown from accounting. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7398 The gag checks out, but something is missing. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7399 It's always a tradeoff between space and horse power. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7400 So you're hearing an UN-funny noise in the engine? 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7401 You won't be laughing when you see the bill. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7402 That must be what caused your funny smell. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7403 John, thank you for covering but we need more clown power. 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
7404 And he broke the horn? 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7405 There’s your problem, You’ve let a bunch of clowns work on your car! 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7406 There's your problem--it's Rusty. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7407 Looks like you have to drink some oil! (Emrys, age 7) 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7408 The mini-Trump doesn't look out of place to me. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7409 It's a modern hot air engine. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7410 There's your problem right there. The guy in front with the tie. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7411 Without clowning around, I can guarantee that your problem is the lack of social distancing! 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7412 Ah...ok, now I see the issue... 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7413 Here's your problem: you've got Donald Rumsfeld stuck in your alternator. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7414 That's cheating. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7415 We already have five cases of coulrophobia and one death; so the answer is' No'. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7416 I gotta tell ya, I don't think your car's acting funny at all. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7417 I see your problem, this ones an accountant. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7418 I guess all the cabinet members are leaving today. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7419 Sorry Bud, I misheard you. No, we’re all out of Town Cars 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7420 Clown Car Nope secret service 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7421 No this won’t reduce a clown size carbon footprint 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7422 We were in the way to a party 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7423 I've seen this before. It's a problem with the heads. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7424 Our car broke down on our way to the all lives matter protest 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7425 I think there's an accountant in your coupe. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7426 Looks like your last mechanic used the wrong part”. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7427 I don’t know. It keeps making a funny noise! 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7428 There's your problem . . . who let that bad boy under the hood? 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7429 You really are a clown in human’s clothing. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7430 I see you have being using non-authorized clown parts. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7431 Did you say" to check the oil? 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7432 It's safe to come out now, Mr. President and distinguished Cabinet members. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7433 Nice clown costume, Mr. Barr. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7434 Lars loves acid 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7435 I see the problem. That accountant has no business in a clown car. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7436 You're gonna need a new carburetor. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7437 New regs from DC: no more room for 6 cylinders! Dr. Paul Scipione Canandaigua, NY 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7438 It looks like you have a short 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7439 Yes, these four cylinders engines do make a funny sound. 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
7440 I think this is your department 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7441 It's a music box. The hood is stuck open. They've been singing " Send in the clowns" for over two hours. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7442 No Sir. I am their agent 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7443 I think Elon Musk has done this AI stuff too far... 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
7444 For $150, I can spread the greasepaint a little more evenly. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7445 Is this not my VW? 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7446 There's your problem. You have a bad spark plug 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7447 No kidding, this car is only for clowns! 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7448 Okay, the next one is for the record! 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7449 The kids are doing laughing gas these days 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7450 You might be a clown posse, but only your manager looks insane. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7451 I’ve taken a look and it turns out the political engine is being powered by an extended family of clowns 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7452 I just have to kill this one with the tie, stuff you in there and we'll be good to go. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7453 If we skip replacing the Johnson Rod Clown I can bring it down to $1,700. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7454 There's your problem: not enough clowns. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7455 According to my inspection, you're down to three clownpower and a nerd. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7456 I can fix it but itll take about a week to get the parts 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7457 There's your problem. I'll bet that guy is a holdover from the Obama administration. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7458 Looks like you're not firing on all cylinders. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7459 There's more under the hood than you'd expect. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7460 Your fuel source has been contaminated. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7461 Stowaways again! 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7462 This one's gonna need a whole new coat of paint. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7463 So just when does it make this funny noise? 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7464 Well, there's the reason right here why your horn doesn't work. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7465 We looked under the hood and found a funny problem. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7466 I told you, "No hats!" 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7467 That’s our manager. He keeps everything running 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7468 The problem here stems from childhood. 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
7469 So, if insurance won’t cover it, what are my options? 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7470 As you can see, the onboard computer is a PC. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7471 The clue to your car problem is looking right at you 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7472 Who will pay the fine for overweight ? 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7473 We need help deciding who called shotgun first for front seat. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7474 Looks like your circustry charge system is short one Bozo. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7475 Alright, Bozo, it’s time to come out and fix the gumball machine in the front office. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7476 But that's a way of saying it, positively toward the negative. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7477 Yep, this is what happens when you use low-grade laughing gas. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7478 Yeah that's gonna be $25 per clown. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7479 Who's the Bozo that put an accountant in a clown car? 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7480 You'd think this would be a funny problem to have. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7481 This is easy to diagnose; he’s got that Bruce Jenner thing and thinks he is a clown. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7482 There's a tiny business man in there with your tiny clowns. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7483 There is always one leeching off the hard work of others. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7484 I thought we painted everything under the hood. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7485 Your battery of clowns needs a makeover. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7486 No, they can’t just squeeze you in. They are socially distancing. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7487 The factory recalled the straight man. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7488 Sir, your car won't work because of all the obese clowns stuffed in it and not because you dared eat a non-clown food in it. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7489 Oh, I see your problem. This clown's wearing a tie. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7490 I asked the clowns, they don't know why we're drawn this way either. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7491 It's Amazing The Seating Capacity You Can Achieve with an Electric Vehicle! 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7492 When one goes bad, the entire engine unit must be replaced - or this is no laughing matter. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7493 Looks like your fourth cylinder is acting funny. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7494 Looks like you got a geek in your pookie the piston cylinder. 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
7495 It's definitely a timing issue. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7496 No wonder it’s a clown car not town car. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7497 I found the cause of your faulty horn 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
7498 Some clown removed your engine! 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7499 Take deep breaths, one more to go... 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7500 who is the Stranger? 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7501 Just fix the problem without any clowning around, 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7502 The problem is no joking matter. 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
7503 We are experiencing technical difficulties. Please stand by... -Fox News 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
7504 There's your problem--that one is a West Wing employee. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7505 Normally I would plug it into the computer to see what pops up, but in this case... 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7506 Definitely your puppet valve. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7507 Here's the reason you're wobbling. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7508 When you said you had a bit of a clown car situation with your vehicle, I wasn't sure what to think. And then I looked under the hood... 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7509 It's a little like Congress, I'm afraid - too many clowns. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7510 So it’s not a Japanese model after all. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7511 That's a non-standard part, I'm afraid. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7512 This happens on occasion with these new hybrids. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7513 Uh...which one has been acting a little funny? 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7514 It runs on seltzer. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7515 Afraid we know all about People Trafficking in Volkswagen bugs 1.1458 0.05148 48 43 4 1
7516 2,578 miles to the sole is not bad. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7517 That is non-manufacturers part all right. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7518 Sir, No Clown Outfit, No Service! 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7519 That explains the high-pitched sounds coming from the engine. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7520 It's only running on four dependents. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7521 We ran out of jokes.” 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7522 I want you to move Clarabell from the horn to the carburetor. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7523 You have a problem with your timing chain gang. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7524 The car was built for ten clowns, but the Congressman is slowing things down! 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
7525 You need a new comedic foil -- his deadpan isn't tight. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
7526 Uhhhh....I don’t work on Funny cars. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
7527 Just what I thought. These clowns are running on four cylinders. 1.1455 0.05455 55 48 6 1
7528 Son? I mean I've heard of coming out of the closet.. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
7529 Which one of you is Spark Plug? 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
7530 Ain’t it fun 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
7531 Now we know where the squeak in your engine was coming from, but thankfully it’s nothing too serious. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
7532 I see you had a clown try and fix this first. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
7533 Okay, but where are going to put the engine? 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
7534 One more should do 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
7535 You see, the problem right here is your engine has a Republican in it 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
7536 There’s your funny noise“ 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
7537 Ship of fools 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
7538 We thought this was how you do social distancing! 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
7539 If you don't change these out frequently enough, they tend to get tied up 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
7540 They’re all part of the same Quarantine Pod. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
7541 Get out Sir, you’re piston Hilary off. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
7542 I think I know your problem...son get out of there!!!!! 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
7543 We tried doing this in the Cabinet - not as funny 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
7544 I don't see the problem, but you're the expert with compact cars, Bozo. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
7545 Pest removal is extra. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
7546 I can explain... it was a circus in there. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
7547 I think It’s the problem. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
7548 Which one did you say was mine again? 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
7549 So, here's your problem -- one of your cylinders has gone 'unfunny'. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
7550 "I'm not clowning around; you seem to have a different cylinder head in here somewhere." 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
7551 No wonder it doesn t work, one of your clowns forgot to put on his costume. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
7552 We're still testing, but I don't see it going into mass production anytime soon. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
7553 I’m guessing your brake shoes are too big. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
7554 Hey, he’s my accountant too. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
7555 What's a regular guy doing in the hood with those clowns? 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
7556 Your problem is nothing to laugh at. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
7557 Your engine is running funny, but my colleague thinks it's serious ! 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
7558 Your car failed an emission test, huh? 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
7559 You're down a quart of seltzer... 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
7560 So that’s how you do it! 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
7561 You're right, it's no laughing matter" 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
7562 We can use this tool to fix your clown car. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
7563 This is the bunker? 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
7564 ...They'll do for an engine, won't they, Bob? 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
7565 There’s supposed to be 6. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
7566 They say they're tired of clowing around and they brought their lawyer with them. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
7567 There’s something not funny here and it’ll cost ya. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
7568 This is not funny, you’ve got four under the hood but one’s not firing. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
7569 Yup, theres your problem, one of your clowns straightened out 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
7570 Unfortunately Mr Giggles, your clown car isn’t all original parts. I had to order in a replacement part from Inc. No Mr Gillis, Mr Giggles only wants all original replacement parts. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
7571 Yeah, the consultant needs to think smaller. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
7572 Go live your dream, Bob. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
7573 That's what happens when you don't get your parts from the dealership. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
7574 It's not funny at all - you clearly have a serious problem here. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
7575 Here's your problem. Someone tried to pass off this "business executive" car part as genuine. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
7576 I think your car is just creeped out 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
7577 I already told you how to get rid of the funny noises coming from your engine. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
7578 Which one is the problem? 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
7579 But seriously, where's the engine? 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
7580 It's worse than I thought. A bad cylinder is nothing to laugh at. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
7581 Son, which one of these clowns doesn’t belong? Hummm 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
7582 We’re redefining America one joke at a time. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
7583 Yep, it’s definitely yer straight man. It’s not supposed to make funny noises like that. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
7584 It's very rare, but sometimes a cylinder stops clowning around. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
7585 So you're saying there's not enough clownpower in it... 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
7586 I told you my engine sounded funny! 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
7587 It’s a four horse power.... 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
7588 That explains the squeaky noise. 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
7589 One of your spark plugs forgot to report to the makeup department! 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
7590 Looks like you've blown the head gasket. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
7591 See here's your problem. A juggalo. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
7592 This explains why the seat belt light was on. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
7593 One of you clowns out! Our president needs a ride to the circus! 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
7594 Todd always gets the car serviced for spring break at Clown College 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
7595 Are you sure your insurance covers this... 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
7596 I'm not calling you clowns just because you live in the hood. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
7597 Ride around with Carl for a while, he's good at spotting funny noises. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
7598 Glad you understand engine servicing isn’t a joke. It’s the whole circus. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
7599 Here's your problem...the screwball coating wore off. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
7600 I see your problem. You have a straight-laced right winged politician under your hood. They cause serious problems every time. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
7601 Why are you clowns so late? 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
7602 Should be an easy Fix... we had the 12 clowns and one businessman in a van last week...... 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
7603 Your 4th cylinder is not right! 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
7604 Frank, when you said you were going to the Big Apple, I didn’t think you meant these clowns. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
7605 You need to know the CDC did not excuse clowns from the social distancing guidelines. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
7606 Is this the disco drive-in? 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
7607 The problem is it’s the wrong part... 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
7608 A car like this never runs out of gas. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
7609 The clowns just aren't working out; you need a few more C.P.A's under the hood. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
7610 Russian cars always seem to have the engine where you don't expect 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
7611 We added a bean counter to evaluate the clowns... 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
7612 Found your problem- one of your cylinders is a real clown. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
7613 The new shoes I got. Mel’s Diner down the block has carry out. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
7614 Can you direct me to the next gas station? I have a clown to deliver for their reopening. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
7615 I'm sorry, sir, but the car distorts space, not time. It's still 2020 in there. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
7616 The transformer doesn't seem to be working in the front 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
7617 I am not doing Uber Pool ever again! 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
7618 I am sorry, sir, but I have to give you a ticket. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
7619 There's something funny inside my car. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
7620 Are you telling me you bozos still cant fix the honking? 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
7621 It’s as obvious as that red nose on your face. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
7622 I think we've got the right man for the job. 1.1429 0.05937 56 50 4 2
7623 Oh my, that is not funny. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
7624 I'm afraid it's going to cost you at least a year of clown college tuition. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
7625 So that's how all you clowns can fit in one small car! 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
7626 Channeling our inner Dilbert today are we young Alphonse? 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
7627 Here’s your problem—this one’s not a clown. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
7628 I'll need to change your greasepaint. 1.1429 0.04124 49 43 6 0
7629 My quarantine needs a tune up. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
7630 I hope they have a ... spare motor ... in the rear." 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
7631 Wait, what did you say the make and model was? 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
7632 There’s your problem - this is a part for a bankers car 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
7633 I always wondered what ran the clown car. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
7634 What's the clown power on this baby? 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
7635 It only works if you commit to the bit. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
7636 OMG...my son has been kidnapped my a clown troupe !! 1.1400 0.06395 50 45 3 2
7637 My car is not working. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
7638 You're about to enter another dimension....just kidding, Jack, it's me, Bob! 1.1385 0.04317 65 58 6 1
7639 I think it’s probably the carburetor 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7640 You'll get better horsepower if you get them all haircuts. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7641 There’s your problem. You filled it up with blockheaded. And a bunch of clowns too. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7642 Well we should start by replacing Bob from accounting, with another overhead clown cam. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7643 I found that rattle under the hood. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
7644 Looks like you guys could use a boost. 1.1321 0.04695 53 46 7 0
7645 You have a funny way of social distancing 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
7646 We are all clowns in one way or other. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
7647 I think I've found your problem. There is a misfire in one cylinder. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
7648 I mean, I could paint his face too, but the big picure would still be dull. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
7649 Well...there's your problem right here. This thing will only run on premium, not regular clowns. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
7650 Okay, I'm gonna explain it ONE MORE TIME then I'm shuttin' the lid. There's no such thing as reverse racism, all lives matter is racist, cops make people less safe and need to be defunded, and no one cares that you feel uncomfortable. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
7651 You're gonna have to leave it overnight. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
7652 Seems to be working on all 4 cylinders 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
7653 Yup, just as I thought. Preppy clownin’ around” 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
7654 I told you something smelled funny! 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
7655 Looks like you're clowning around... 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
7656 I've heard of a frunk but this is ridiculous! 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
7657 Here's your problem. That clown from accounting... 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
7658 - Alcohol or gasoline? - This joke is not funny! 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
7659 They are not yours. None with spots and stripes. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
7660 Looks like your alternator isn't working. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
7661 Sorry guys. It won't start until there's a vaccine. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
7662 I'm a low class white. Can you tell? I have a mustache and I'm working in a job that is so foreign to you, smug reader, that it may well not exist. My very presence in your sphere of awareness is funny because I'm poor and you are not. Please laugh n 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
7663 Smells funny in there 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
7664 We havae enough clowns to fill the car. Thank you 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
7665 He's the stray in the family, it's how my wife found out I was having an affair. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
7666 This guy is our expert on funny noises 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
7667 Turns out we’ve been in a bit of a frunk” — Americ 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
7668 You're one suit short of a full deck. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
7669 You're kidding...Right? 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
7670 Lets go boys! We’ve got to keep America great! 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7671 You can't replace the engine that way according to the rules for Number of Clowns in a Car. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7672 Funny, sure looks like Russian influence at work! 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7673 The clowns at corporate want two more consumer focus groups. 1.1190 0.05058 42 37 5 0
7674 Oh yeah, we found a bunch of clowns hiding but it will work just as fine 1.1176 0.05348 51 46 4 1
7675 Trump and is cronies 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7676 And now that there’s no internal combustion engine, I can fit an extra 25 in the frunk. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7677 It runs on laughter 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7678 Jesus, this one’s raw. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7679 Your car’s gonna be an overnighter, but my wife here can give you a ride home. Kids! No seltzer, no pieplay, hear me? 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7680 ‘The engine is in the back’ 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7681 It’s a silly problem, really 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7682 father please... don’t do this 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
7683 Tell no one of this 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7684 Sir, the car going to mime school is the Peugeot on the lift 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7685 Oh, found the problem. You seem to have a cop problem under your hood. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7686 I don't think we can count the people under the hood. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
7687 The one with the tie caught my attention, but I’ve no formal training and am not well-suited enough to be sure. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7688 For your special case we have a special technician 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7689 Looks like the slapstick got stuck in gear. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7690 Now that's a lively four-cylinder. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7691 ...and so the first Gathering of the Juggalos was founded in Motor City. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7692 I can accountant for that funny noise 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7693 That’s serious. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7694 Thought I heard a funny noise under the hood" 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7695 Don't mind us. We're just clowning around. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7696 I jest want an oil change. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7697 you guys never had to stoop to such data-manipulation in the old days 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7698 Well 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7699 Well sir this model only comes with four under the hood 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7700 you gotta be kidding! 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7701 I said we need to fix the CIRCUITS, not the CIRCUS! 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
7702 You are missing Mr. Sparky! 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
7703 Wow! A rear-engine clown car... 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7704 Wait...Is this the new battery charger? 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7705 How many times have I told you - only use OEM parts. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7706 Yeah, nobody's been getting good smilage since Trump was elected. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7707 You know, those balloon animals were actually condoms. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7708 Your actuary messed up the differential again. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7709 This one seems to think he has a shot at getting another job after your administration ends. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7710 It’’s propelled on laughs. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
7711 Your problems right here. Looks like someone’s un-clowning around. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7712 Well, it looks like one of the parts doesn't fit this model. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7713 No, Mr. Barr, he said you get your own private Army, not your own private circus... 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
7714 I don't care what Bill Barr says Mr. President, your car is out of gas.. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7715 Habba dabbba nothing doin’. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7716 !THESE RUSSIAN CARS ARE FOR THE CLOWNS! 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7717 Alright you clown ... outta the car. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7718 It's an in line, clown head, block three with an over value CEO. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
7719 Yup, the carburetor’s air-fool ratio is out of whack” 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7720 Thats why it's making that sound annoying sound...there's a math teacher stuck inside. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
7721 Well no wonder you lost control. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
7722 It's not as uncommon as you'd think - cities used to be crawling with 'em. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7723 Golly! I thought this was a six cylinder clown car! 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7724 There's your problem—you're country car is run by a bunch of clowns. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
7725 Oh well there’s your problem. There’s no engine. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7726 This better be a four-cylinder matryoshka engine or this isn't funny. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7727 Silence enveloped the group as Larry exposed himself as Joe's illicit lover. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7728 When run by clowns nothing can be repaired 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7729 No can do. I'd be the laughing stock of the company. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7730 Well it looks to me that there are too many clowns in your police car. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7731 Hold on a second, who is this fool with the glasses and tie hiding in my car. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
7732 Looks like you've got a serious piston problem. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7733 Yeah, I see your problem - you clowns aren’t firing on all cylinders. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7734 I see you have a 4 cylinder 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7735 Well Ronald, I think I know where that noise is coming from 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7736 Reverend Mother, I have sinned. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7737 Apologies---due to COVID restrictions my issue arrives on a Monday, so I missed deadline for #712. Please consider this caption: "At this time we don't think extending our merchandise lines to the mammals would be a profitable direction to take." 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7738 I think I see your problem. One of your clowns has become an accountant creating a serious drag on your laugh mobile. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
7739 You said the engine "sounded funny" ? 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7740 And I see you've brought Winkie from the Aclownting Department. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
7741 My car's been acting funny. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7742 Will the real leader please step forward. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
7743 You see here? Your problem is 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
7744 Clowns...36 is the record. Take a number in the waiting room and will get back to you. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
7745 They’re clowning social distancing measures. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7746 Oh, mr Morrison, it’s you 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
7747 That’s what happens when you order the clown car edition. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7748 Do you know how i got these cars? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7749 Use to be horse power under here it’s different now. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
7750 It’s a lemon. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
7751 Don’t mind me and my clowndestine friends. How do you fit the engine back? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7752 Looks like you’re missing a few rings to your circus 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7753 Accountant: “Well you see...they needed to file an extension and then insisted that this is how we’d take our Zoom meetings.” #zoom 🚗💨🤡 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7754 All lives matter caravan 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7755 nan 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7756 Why did I drop out of Clown College? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7757 What a meta way to bring people across the border. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7758 Much like America, A car can never move forward with the same, broke engine running it. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
7759 You've goy a serious problem here, and it isn't funny. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7760 Oh. Didn’t realize your car’s a Tesla. No wonder you think your car has its own mind. 1.1136 0.06676 44 41 1 2
7761 Headed to the All Lives Matter rally, huh? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7762 There’s your problem, something’s funny with the horn and the wiper fluids been replaced with an unassuming flower 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7763 Ohh so here I put him. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
7764 When you touch your skin you feel it twice 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7765 Your problem is you're using aftermarket clowns 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7766 a spare part is not partner 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7767 Well, you see we had to get out of the house, we were on our way to a drive in movie. The kids are driving us bonkers ! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7768 Looks like a serious problem 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7769 Well at least they won’t treat you like they do at MacDonald’s 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
7770 Oh! This is not! The funny business you thought of?!!! Well, get in the car! Clean yourself up and pay that nasty clown his money! Worst Hour of my life!!! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7771 You may prefer the Tesla model IT 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7772 Looks like you had a bunch of clowns working in there, but the damage they did isn’t too serious. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7773 I don’t know how to break it to you Mr. C, but when I looked under your hood I found a real serious problem. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
7774 We’ve tried everything for voters to see we’re a joke! But this? Perfection. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
7775 I gotta stop human trafficking 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7776 Is that a clown in your engine or are you just happy to see me 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
7777 And you said your stage name was on the registration, Lemon? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7778 It was either this or a 2014 Nissan Cube. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7779 No Jeff, you cannot have Thursday off 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7780 Fixed the car so you could have your circus back, ma’am. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7781 Yeah, see? You got this one all tied up 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7782 uh oh, looks like you have clowns in your engine 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7783 This isn’t fun anymore. Send off this clown.” - a concerned clow 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7784 We don’t all just know each other, you know. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7785 Trump administration: “Get in losers, were destroying America.” 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7786 You see, this WAS a front engine car. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
7787 Send in the clowns 🤡 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7788 He promised not to tell any more clown jokes. Can he fit in too? 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
7789 See here that's your problem-someone put in an accountant instead of clown. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7790 Here is your problem. Your gaskets are blown. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7791 You're going to need more oil 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7792 I told you, it was making a distinct UN-funny sound. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
7793 Who told you clown-powered engine was a thing? 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
7794 You Clowns need to get out so I can fix it. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7795 So THAT’S how they fit all the clowns in one car. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7796 I see the problem, one of the clown plugs burnt out, your running on 3 clown power instead of 4 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7797 Oh, car-fooling? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7798 ‘Okay guys! Exit the car, this piston will take us the rest of the way...’ 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7799 Our engine has a problem, but don't worry it's just a flu. Nothing that the clown therapy can't solve! 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
7800 My friend looking at all the texts between me and the guy who ghosted me 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7801 I said your car needed a new three ring circuit, not... 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7802 Looks like I need to fix him a costume 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
7803 They don’t make ‘em like they used to, am I right? 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
7804 the problem seems to be there's an adult in your ride mr president 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7805 I thought you said a clunking sound - not a CLOWNking sound! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7806 Uh Oh! A millennia-this is worse than I thought 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7807 So you say you haven’t heard a funny noise coming from the engine? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7808 You've got some suit in your clownerator. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
7809 This clown car has a serious problem. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7810 This is our mobile clown party business. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7811 The problem is you need to replace the dweeb with a clown. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7812 Daisy's shoe is caught in the fan belt. They miss their capacious Bug. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7813 These are my kids: Ronald McDonald, Pennywise, John Wayne Gacy, and Mark Zuckerberg. I named them after the icons. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7814 Anyone see a transmission in there? 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
7815 Non clown clogging up the engine 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7816 He might feel clown adjacent, but it's just not going to run. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7817 You got one here that's clown casual. It'll never unload. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7818 I heard only a Bozo would take his car here. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7819 It appears the businessman is cramping the engine bay's style. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7820 Yes, but I still think it’s your Alternator, 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7821 It's clearly not joking on all cylinders 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7822 Doesn’t matter what your wife calls you, this is for pros. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7823 So, you want me to remove him because he gets the biggest laugh? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7824 Clowning and social distancing are not a good fit. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7825 Do you wanna know how I got these cars? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7826 These cylinder heads are a joke! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7827 They said at Cirque du Soleil the car runs on solar power 1.1136 0.06676 44 41 1 2
7828 Well the horns are fine... 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7829 You folks need to be practicing better social distancing. There's a pandemic on. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7830 This isn't a bit funny. Where did you clowns come from? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7831 I think I know why your engine keeps making a funny sound. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
7832 You need a new clownburetor. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7833 I knew we were going green, didn't know quite this green... 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7834 Well, here’s your problem. A lawyer in a clown car simply won’t work. Then again, it might. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7835 Monsieur: I explained that 4 horsepower would not go 0-60 very fast. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7836 There's your problem. You've got an accountant 87 plug instead of the required clown 76 or 77 plug. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7837 So you weren't clowning around, son, when you said car repair is not for you. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7838 Just because his name rhymes with car "said Twitchymitchy "doesn't mean that trumplethinskin should just let him drive again 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
7839 I will need to order a wannabe-clown extractor tool from the dealer 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7840 You need to stop clowning around with your engine. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7841 Who’s the clown in the glasses? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7842 So, I guess there's a waitlist for juggalo daycare. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7843 I told you that a 4 cylinder would not give you enough power to move this many Bozos 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7844 I think I found the cause of the squeak. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7845 I see someone didn't get the memo. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
7846 No, it's not the crankshaft—it's just a guy yelling about how "whiteface is just as bad." 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
7847 I've never seen an accountant under the hood of a car before. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7848 We found a way to boost fuel efficiency with clown. Sorry, I didn't know any of them were minors. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7849 You go aftermarket--you get some cosmetic changes. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
7850 Oh, I see you’ve got the beefy double overhead clown engine. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
7851 Tell them to go back to the Playskool they came from! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7852 What you need is not a tune-up. . . . 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7853 Hey, wait a minute. That guy doesn't belong in there! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7854 No Joe, I don't think it's a problem with the engine 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7855 Sorry Mr. President, even the clowns find you too scary. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7856 Here’s the problem! This car is not firing on all four clowns. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7857 Suffice to say, the paint job on the interior was thoroughly disappointing 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7858 EV battery fully charged 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7859 Sorry Tony, but I'm tired of feeling too big for my boots. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7860 That's not how the clown car works! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7861 This is just your standard Clownbustion engine 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7862 I don't think there's enough room for me but thanks for the offer 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
7863 I don’t think I can fix this. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7864 I’m afraid non-clown parts voids the warranty. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7865 One of your plugs needs replacing. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7866 Did a complete tune up! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7867 I see where that unfunny sound is coming from. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
7868 I think I know what’s been making the funny noise. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7869 I'm a mechanic....I can't do a bail out 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7870 First we replace the old parts, then we'll look into the rattle. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7871 'We were stalling for Tim to gear up' 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7872 These joke engines need a lot of attention; it’s the childhood insecurity. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7873 Ah, Canadians! 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
7874 I was expecting a four silly nerd engine. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7875 Daddy and Papa, I'm off to clown college. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7876 You’ve got a bad team player. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7877 The Democratic Party ad in the middle of Cartoons from the Issue locks the New Yorker app 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7878 Yep, one of your pistons is damaged. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7879 One of the heads seems to be out of synch. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
7880 That clown is your problem. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7881 Yeah, there’s definitely something funny going on with your engine...Bozo here works on all the ‘funny’ stuff... 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
7882 Oh, it HAS multi-head injection - I thought it ALLOWED ... 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7883 It’s a twenty foot-power car. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7884 But who's keeping count, really? Oh! 1.1136 0.06676 44 41 1 2
7885 Room for one more? 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
7886 Well that doesn't look right,let me check the birthday party next door and see if I can get you back on the road here in a minute 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7887 There's your problem. Someone installed the wrong kind of clown. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
7888 Tell me again what noise it's making? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7889 u suck 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7890 There’s your problem. Looks like you’ve got a mini office worker where you should have a mini clown. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7891 He told me that his inner clown kept telling him to leave White House staffership and join the circus. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
7892 Regular brake shoes won't stop a full clown car--you need absurdly large, hilarious ones. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7893 Ok there’s your problem. One of y’all is not down to clown 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7894 I see the problem now. Your manager has never Googled 'under the big top'. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7895 Your dipstick is missing. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7896 Can we at least talk about this ,Charlie? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7897 We have some face paint for the one up front, that should solve the problem. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7898 Sorry, but you are going to have to take it to a dealer. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7899 Extreme driving / extreme comedy: who knew? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7900 I think I found the source of the funny noise. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7901 It’s past curfew. We now feel licensed to beat the living crap out of you all. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
7902 Here’s your problem. A clown lawyer advising a work slowdown for better living arrangements. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
7903 You’re running low on clown power. Unfortunately, we’re out of funny tools. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7904 The off brands don't last as long. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7905 I can replace them but the new ones will be off-market. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7906 this isn't covered 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7907 How much time will the tire rotation take? They might have to use the restroom later on." 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7908 Quit clowning around and just fix the car! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7909 Audience members will still have to social distance, but I can customize face masks for the clowns. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7910 Well, that explains the excessive honking. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
7911 They just don’t make ‘em like they used to 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
7912 Looks like you need one of your plugs changed, no joking around. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7913 Well I can fix this but I charge extra for eerie and sad transmissions. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7914 Well, well, well...that’s a Bozo no-no! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7915 This looks bad. You need a quarter clown replacement. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7916 Ah I see the problem, you ran out of circus music to keep the car moving 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7917 The clown show is over...trump lost. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7918 Our loaner options are severely limited at the moment. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
7919 I've seen worse – yesterday someone came in with a general counsel in there. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7920 Do you think it's just a case of a few loose screws? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7921 I don't got the time to bunch the rest of yous guys into another regular-sized clown. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7922 Ya know, I gotta fella might buy this heap off you, a guy named Fellini 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7923 Well, no wonder! That's your problem right there. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
7924 I thought this clown car could take me far. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7925 One of you has been making a bleakly sarcastic noise. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7926 Can you fix my car's funny bone? The doctor here couldn't 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7927 You said you heard a funny noise? I think most people would describe it as creepy. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
7928 It beats unemployment. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7929 So...it's a 4 clown engine...how many miles you got on this? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7930 You see, you're 4th cylinder there is just a total Fred. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
7931 Okay, but where are the other994? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7932 This is a four clown engine. The accountant is the problem. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7933 I see your problem, there’s meant to be an engine here 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
7934 One man son is another man's clown. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7935 No power on hills. I should have gotten the six clown engine. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7936 Wow, we must not mean the same kind of four cylinders. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7937 Someone has to account for all the clowning around. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
7938 It's a first. You really do drive a clown car. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7939 You're right your car does sound funny. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7940 Year 2020, why not? clowns chillin in the cars engine 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7941 Hey, you in the tie! Start clowning around! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7942 Your standard seltzer shot won’t work. To flush this type of clown out takes a venti salted caramel mocha latte with two pumps vanilla, half soy half almond milk, extra foam, and a sprinkling of cinnamon. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
7943 The road test revealed a defective spare clown. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7944 They take after my wife. They love a trunk show! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7945 Quarantined 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7946 I found the problem. It's the nut behind the wheel. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7947 The whoopee cushion in the exhaust pipe is your first problem. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7948 To get your friend into a VW you will a van! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7949 Sir, your requirements are inconvenient for the driver. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7950 This will increase your fun capacity but it won't get you anywhere. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7951 We need a fresh lick of paint, he's looking a bit worse for wear. Add in some fancy colours - I'm not driving around town like a damn clown! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7952 Man in a car: Sorry guys, but I want to break free. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7953 Difficult getting’ spares for these ole V4’ s with the Stooges-Kraftwerk heads … 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7954 There wasn’t enough water in the clown pool. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7955 A man runs from tear gas. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7956 You need more clowns. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7957 Listen, I can fix it, just lay off the honks. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7958 Should be fine now 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7959 I thought there was an elephant in the engine. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7960 Same service, different clowns... 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7961 Sorry, we don't have any more economy-sized parts in stock. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7962 It'll run like this but it won't be much fun." Tom Hixson Napa, C 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7963 Somehow, the size of your carbon footprint is gigantic. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7964 Your CPA's timing is all out of whack. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
7965 I see you finally got a management consultant for the "lots-of-clowns-in-the-car" gag. Good idea. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7966 And they said it was a Porsche? 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
7967 There's your problem, a bad attorney-general. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
7968 The trouble seems to be under the hood. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7969 I see you went for all of the accessories. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7970 It's not just any clown car, it's a VW Beetle clown car, with the motor in the back. I'm afraid we had to carjack it from the bozo in the glasses. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7971 See? One of your spark plugs needs replacing. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7972 The accountant could be the problem. But I still want to check your air filters. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7973 What kind of Bozo did your last tune-up? The left-front is ruining your performance. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7974 There's something a little funny with the motor. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7975 Uh-oh. Looks like your engine's developed a Chad. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7976 Yep, a little grease paint will fix that squeaky one. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7977 I think you have too many clowns in your carburetor. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7978 There's your problem that piston is too serious. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
7979 I think if we remove the accountant, your car will be running just fine in no time. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7980 It's the latest Russian circus model clown car. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7981 this is a classic V-clown 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7982 Hey whatever man my time is $100 an hour so if you want to play grabass like a bunch of fuckheads that's fine by me. I could use a new boat. Fucking assholes. 1.1136 0.06676 44 41 1 2
7983 So, remember those viral news stories about creepy clowns from a few years back? What was up with that? Was it, like, guerilla marketing for a movie that never got released? That wasn't, you know, something I gotta worry about, right? Remember that? 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
7984 Just a quick oil change and you're good to go. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7985 Is the makeup,wig, and red nose covered under my warranty. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7986 The check engine light came on and then this happened. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7987 I'd love to tag along too, but I really don't think I'll fit. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7988 Listen up Barney I said "you must know every town near Bedrock, not show every clown near Bedrock." 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7989 I think your traveling circus needs to find a better way to travel" 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7990 We think all the chains and pedals and need to be greased. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
7991 For a four cylinder, it’s pretty peppy. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7992 They're not running like they used to. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
7993 When do we send in the Clowns?? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7994 Does this engine look funny to you? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7995 Rusty, I'll miss you, but I know you'll make 'er run smooth. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7996 It's overheated. The CPA they hired to certify our numbers cooked the books. 1.1136 0.06676 44 41 1 2
7997 Always knew my VW bug was perfect transportation for all you clowns! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7998 The next seventy million years we’re gonna be be a ball of fire. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
7999 2020 MODEL---- 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8000 Uber gave me five clowns. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8001 We use two layers of fabric for tailpipe mask. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8002 IT must be in the back, then 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8003 Can we spare some room in here? It's like a circus in here! 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8004 They're the motor of the whole circus 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8005 You are a clown but no, this isn't going to work. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8006 That replacement part is not OEM. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8007 I'm sure he's creative, too, but he's not the start-up you need. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8008 Your car is ready 1.1136 0.06676 44 41 1 2
8009 You need to replace your straight man here. Look at how serious all your clowns look. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8010 There's your problem: bad haircut. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8011 Looks like an amateur repair job to me. How did you hire, Brooks Brothers? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8012 Looks like your previous mechanic used parts from an old volvo. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8013 I found your problem right here. You won't get anywhere with a bureaucrat under the hood. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8014 My guess is, that guy with the glasses is doing the funny noise. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8015 Everything seems to be in order. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8016 Your problem is not out of the ordinary. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8017 Oh, it's 4 cylinder 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8018 Car makes a funny noise when you start, sir? May be it's the timing belt. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8019 Jimmy, you went off to join the circus. Oh, son, you can be so much better than just the HOOD of the car. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8020 There's your problem tight there. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8021 Looks like a total breakdown to me. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8022 The service manager, having been a straight man himself, knew exactly what the unfunny sound was coming from under the hood. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8023 No... I said you needed new CIRCUITS.” 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8024 It is a wee four engine. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8025 Have you tried minimizing your “serious” intake? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8026 They may spark joy, but you still need a spark plug. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8027 In France, Monsieur, we enjoy our little strikes. The strike of auto mechanics has led to some counter measures. of , how you say, whimsy. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8028 Well here's your problem, Spanky,. One of your under-hood clowns is a Weeble. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8029 There's your problem. You've been running on three cylinders. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8030 You couldn’t find a bigger taxi? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8031 One of your cylinders is geeked 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8032 I hope this is supposed to be a frunk. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8033 Yep, some of them don’t even bother with a costume. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8034 You say your engine's been running funny? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8035 I found the problem. One of them is not wearing big red shoes... 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8036 Well that explains the funny honk 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8037 Off-market parts never work as well. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8038 I know...I know they sound a bit alike guys, but In Town and In Tow are two entirely different things. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8039 My first clown car 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8040 It appears there’s a problem with one of your clowns. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8041 This exec says he can get you more clowns per car. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8042 You've gotta change that filter more often! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8043 Whatya expect from a 4 Clown Power economy vehicle? 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8044 You're only firing on three clowns. Red nose and squirt flower and I'll have you back on the road. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8045 Not a subtle stowaway plan, son. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8046 Clown power our new energy source, unlimited source 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8047 - What's with the guy with the tie and the dress shirt? - He's working remote, hologramming in. We don't have a budget for the wig and costume add-on. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8048 I'm trying to think of something funny without saying you're not clowning around on all four cylinders. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8049 I think I found the loud whining sound coming from the engine compartment when you step on the gas. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8050 You say this isn’t the record? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8051 I think you're misunderstanding what auto-tune means. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8052 So that’s where that honking noise is coming from 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8053 Hey, that nerd took my spot! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8054 Looks like you need a full front left engineer overhaul." 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8055 I can see why your muffler is having issues, but I’m sure your horn is just fine. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8056 Your transmission is flooded. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8057 The guy with the glasses is dragging you clowns down. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8058 Hank, this is no time to join the circus. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8059 You're missing that spark plug of joy. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8060 Looks like some clown needs a lube job. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8061 Because clown power is cheaper? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8062 Stop clowning and get on the hoist! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8063 Can you look at the engine? It hasn't been running funny. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8064 That's one serious cylinder problem. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8065 Your comedic timing belt is loose 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8066 Looks like your reciprocator has gone square. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8067 Well, no wonder. Your clownalitic converter is an accountant. I warned you about buying off-brand parts. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8068 Well, I see your problem...this little guy probably just curled right up in there one night when he realized the term 'Frunk' was funny. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8069 You say it was making a "funny" noise? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8070 This is my 'hood. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8071 This doesn't surprise me at all; investment bankers are absolute clowns. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8072 He is there to read the manual 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8073 can you fix clowngins 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8074 I'm their accountant. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8075 I'm afraid it's deadpan. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8076 The Bozos in the hood. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8077 Ronald fails to cheer up those in the hood. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8078 I told them that guy was an informant, but did they listen? No. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8079 Looks like a timing belt problem. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8080 From the moment we are born, we begin to die. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8081 Leaking boutonniere fluid's normal in a four clown-power '68. Real question is, which of you jokers is causing the knocking? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8082 you're only clowning on 3 cylinders... 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8083 Well, this is why it wasn't making a funny noise. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8084 Here's your problem - You have a perfectly good Andy Borowitz here, but he's being held back by all these other clowns, Mr. Editor-in-Chief of The New Yorker. I can replace them with writers from Salon and get you back on the road before 6pm. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8085 Frunk U. ? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8086 At least you broke down in the carpool lane. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8087 It's "Send in the clowns" not "Drive in the clowns" 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8088 I can install this office cut-up, it's not an exact replacement, but should get the job done. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8089 Honestly, you have to dress like a clown not act like a clown. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8090 She looks young, better disable the front whoopie cushion 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8091 An overloaded clown front end short circus. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8092 Can I get a selfie?" 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8093 Please don't use LSD and drive. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8094 So this is the new model featuring people power? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
8095 The accountant is burning oil, but I don’t think that’s causing the slide whistle sound. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
8096 Quit clowning around and fix the car already. 1.1111 0.04317 54 48 6 0
8097 I'm afraid you need a new banker. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
8098 Ask your auditor to work from home. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
8099 The gruyere looks good. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
8100 I don’t believe you, I have to go to see my psychiatrist! 1.1111 0.03413 54 49 5 0
8101 We'll wait to be pumped up until after the elephants. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
8102 Ok, quite clowning around... where’s the engine? 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
8103 I see your problem Bippy. You have an imposter clown in your engine. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
8104 Look, lubing is what I do--don't matter if you're a piston, politician, or Punchinello. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
8105 The ministry of silly driving didn't have the same comic effect. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
8106 It turns out your engine.....ok I’m out of the job. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
8107 I think this is the time to get an odd one out of the car 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
8108 Can we please have your name cute/ugly babies? 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
8109 Welp. Nothing unusual here. Guess we better get’er up on the lift and check the underside. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
8110 welcome to the clown corona virus care center 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
8111 Looks like you went over your distributor cap. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
8112 Son, your mommy is a whore. A whore for clowns. 1.1053 0.05045 38 34 4 0
8113 Everything in this country was built on nonsense. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8114 But mechanic I am Pagliacci 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8115 You’ve got a really funny problem 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8116 a well-oiled machine 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8117 So, you say your car runs funny, huh? 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8118 I know why it’s not working...it’s all full of clowns! 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8119 Would you fix my sense of humour 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8120 Von Clownstick 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8121 I hate that clowns wear face paint, and crazy wigs and costumes. just be yourself.. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8122 yep. Just as I suspected. Weebles. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8123 Bozo(naro), car and dray. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8124 The Joker and the Pokers 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8125 There’s a funny noise under the hood. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8126 It’s a Porsche. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8127 Well... I guess this explains that squeaking noise you’ve been hearing. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8128 Dude, we take pride in staying under same hood🤓 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8129 Ah, I see you are going to a trump rally! 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8130 I told them I am a CPA so they let me in. Apparently that also stands for Clown Party Administrator. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8131 Your last mechanic obviously didn't install the correct Clown Powered Assist. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8132 Clown's run this thing now? 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8133 Looks like an incorrect journal entry. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8134 Dear Sir, I'll be honest here! I don't believe Dr. Fauci here alone can fix every wrong decision your clown administration has made. You won't even make it till the upcoming elections!! 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8135 Uhh- it’s not what it looks like 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8136 maximising carbon footprint. right greta? 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8137 Ok, let’s see if there’s any problems under the hood. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8138 How clowns get around new social distancing regulations 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8139 This one here thinks the world is shaped like a round ball, basically voiding the extended warranty 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8140 Looks like the engine is joked. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8141 Son, stick to the beans. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8142 I know you fit, but in the future you might need a van 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8143 Gary thought today was the day he gets to be a clown only to realize they were already there. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8144 'Just so in can get it right: the problem is with the brakes squeaking or grinding?' 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8145 Just add Pennywise and it will start running perfectly 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8146 There’s something funny going on with my car... 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8147 sorry man but, I gotta call OSHA 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8148 On second thought, we should’ve mailed in our ballots this year. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8149 This one comes with “all the best people” Mr. Trump. Hop in… 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8150 Henry Fords grandson “Hank the Deuce” and the Clown Victoria prototype. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8151 Your spare clown is ready sir. Do you want me to replace you with him?”.... 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8152 You’d understand if you’ve seen Uber’s surge rates recently. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8153 What sound did you say it was making? 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8154 The glove compartment was already full... 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8155 Appears you have a nasty case of union shop steward. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8156 Rodolfo! You've come back to me! 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8157 It looks like you’ve got an outlier in your conformity. We’ll get this taken care of. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8158 Am I being detained 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8159 I see the problem. I need to get that clown outta there. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8160 I see the problem and it's not funny. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8161 I think I found where the squeaking was coming from. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8162 I've never had someone bring the car in because they thought it was too quiet. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8163 CLOWN 2 the left of me JOKER to the right, here i am stuck in the middle of the boot 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8164 It's a Volkswagen! 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8165 There’s something funny going on under the hood. Rebecca Hawkins 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8166 Looks like you 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8167 He has to sign a Covid19 waiver before getting in the car! 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8168 He's why it isn't making more funny noises. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8169 It’s tax season and we needed a deduction 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8170 A wig,rubber nose and some make-up should get you back on the road. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8171 My kids love the starters 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8172 It's a straight 8-foot with four heads. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8173 You put in a quart of crude. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8174 See... I told you it wasn't a clown car 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8175 Well, you’re right about a stiff under the hood.... 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8176 Clowns are truly trying to run the world. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8177 Car's acting up cuz of the clowns and business man under your hood. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8178 In truth, you ought to replace this with something zippier -- for example, an eight-clown car. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8179 Tim (from engineering) testing the crankshaft , circa 2020 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8180 Woah, it seems that you have a party going on in there! 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8181 I'm gonna need a set of scalpels for this job. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8182 I told you it was front wheel drive 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8183 What's that funny business ? 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8184 Well, if it isn’t Trumps cabinet trying to escape before he fires them. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8185 Sometimes your worst fears need immersion therapy. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8186 Any funny noises? 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8187 One part doesn't fit 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8188 It's a VW. The engine's in the back. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8189 It’ running funny 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8190 There's your trouble. Any clown knows you can't mix types of sparkplugs! 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8191 It makes a funny sound. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8192 If you're looking for more smiles to the gallon, this isn't it. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8193 How ironic, members of the administration sneaking into Mexico 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8194 He will probably get you home but you'll need a replacement from the manufacturer 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8195 It's Mitch McConnell and all the people who voted for him. Including you. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8196 How typical! A mini-spare. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8197 It’s your front left piston. It doesn’t fit in with the others. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8198 That’s yer problem right there, number two is outta alignment, he’s leanin’ way over to the right! 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8199 They’re the jokers from my hood.” 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8200 Okay, which one of you is siting in Bozo's place? 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8201 A bunch of comedians are ya? I only fix flat tires. You in the starched collar, you look like a stand-up, you put them up to this?_ 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8202 Who's the guy in front, Anonymous? 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8203 No, seriously.......... 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8204 Well, that's the chuckling sound! 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8205 You can shove only so many accountants in there, I'm afraid. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8206 Melvin, the garage Accountant, got confused when he was told he had big shoes to fill. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8207 Oh, so that’s where the Trump Administration was hiding! Cuz they’re a bunch of clowns? Get it? Oy, our democracy is in shambles.” 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8208 I still hear a strange noise. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8209 George, stop clowning around and get out of there. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8210 There’s your problem, they didn’t install the correct part. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8211 I see the problem. You have a Wall Street guy interfering with the clown energy. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8212 Sorry, clowntime is officially over! 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8213 He is in costume. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8214 Well, 3 of you look ready for Clown Mechanics School! 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8215 Well, I think I may have over-toned it. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8216 Your last mechanic must have sent in the clowns. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8217 Here’s the problem; somebody clowned around under the hood. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8218 See, the circus isn’t so glamorous after all. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8219 I finally found the guy that’s been having sex with my wife and the clowns that have been hiding him!! 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8220 There's the problem. One of your clowns is missing 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8221 The one next to you is adopted. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8222 That's just overkill. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8223 It sounds funny. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8224 The breaks unionized so I'm afraid I can't touch them, but what I can do is make the horn louder. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8225 That’s $500 for the labor, $750 for the parts, and $1,000 for not social distancing. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8226 He's a republican. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8227 The issue is the front right guy is not clowning around. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8228 I think we've found that funny noise. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8229 There's your problem. This guy messed up the laughing gas. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8230 Sometimes they get desperate after cooking the books. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8231 We know Matryoshka. Sadly, the odds are not stacked in your favor! 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8232 I don't know if you need a circus, or a therapist. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8233 They all said it couldn’t be done. No clowning around on all four cylinders.... 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8234 I've seen this before. It's called Sad Clown Overload (SCO). I suggest a dose of cognac all 'round and call me in the morning. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8235 The pedals squeak! 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8236 This will get you past the border crossing guards. Just don't tweak your noses! 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8237 Lets begin by taking the tie off and putting the OEM clown nose. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8238 They refuse to ride a bicycle. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8239 The cause of the strange noise in your engine is all these people clowning around. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8240 sorry mr president, this has been driven hard, you need a head job. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8241 It's a round hole engine. You need to replace the square plug. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8242 This gives a whole new meaning to "Fill 'er up" 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8243 You did say it sounded a little unfunny 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8244 Just as I thought; you need to replace a part. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8245 My car keeps clowning around. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8246 Just needs some new head gaskets. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8247 Who’s the odd one? 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8248 Oil change and rotate the tires. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8249 You see, it only takes one to gum up the works! 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8250 Quit clownin' around. That's an engineer, not an engine." 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8251 It's your punishment for not social distancing. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8252 Well, your problem’s right here: your catalytic converter is failing. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8253 Depression or not, I told you last week to stop hiring. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8254 No, CEO doesn't stand for Circus Employees Only 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8255 Can fix it so the hood doesn’t pop open every time one of passengers laughs? 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8256 Super Mario 27: We're Running Out Of Ideas 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8257 One of these things is not like the others, One of these things just doesn't belong! 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8258 Oh, that the guy who sold me the Service Maintenance policy. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8259 Come on son, quick clowning around, we have work to do. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8260 So, like I said on the phone, my engine's been making a lot of funny noises. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8261 We've been hoodwinked! 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8262 That accounts for the strange humming sound. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8263 By the look of their lips, I'd say they blew all the seals 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8264 I'm speechless... This engine only runs on seltzer, helium, and banana peels! 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8265 I see your problem right now. There's one piston out of sync with the other 3. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8266 A new standard in fuel efficiency 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8267 Your problem is horse feathers replacing horse power. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8268 Were you planning this all along? 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8269 Looks like the clowns brought it in. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8270 Man, that's dated! 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8271 I put in the engineer to make it all work 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8272 This part will take a week to get in, its traveling from two towns over. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8273 Three of your cylinders seem to be running funny. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8274 There's your problem, the weird looking cat!" 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8275 Your engine is running lean. A little extra make up will fix that right up. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8276 I can’t quite pinpoint what’s wrong here. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8277 Things seem to be running a little too smoothly, do they? 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8278 Sorry Bozo, this doesn't qualify as a 'smart car'. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8279 I'm getting married in the morning. Get me to the church on time. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8280 I think you clowns took "Four on the floor" too literally. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8281 Clones? I thought you wanted clowns! 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8282 It's a shame you no longer have elephants in your shows 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8283 So now clowning around violates social distancing norms? 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8284 It's always the guy that thinks he's a clown that is the problem 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8285 there's your problem.....it's a cylinder head 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8286 I told you it was a late model Clown Car! 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8287 Fancy driving? This car is just a joke! 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8288 We have to replace your engine. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8289 Something normal is happening in your engine. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8290 Just need to tune up your Clown & Country. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8291 Keeping an actuary on hand still won’t drive down your premiums, sir. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8292 Joe, have you been clowning around in there? 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8293 It doesn't look good, your accountant filter isn't doing its job. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8294 Gary is gunking up your clown-burator. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8295 quite the anemonefish you have here 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8296 Welcome to the ‘hood. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8297 This suitcase belongs in the trunk! 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8298 Alright son, come on out, Mr and Mrs Chuckles here want to get the kids home. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8299 I’m sorry sir. I know everyone thinks you’re funny, but you’re just not a clown. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8300 GEORGIE?! 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8301 You guys have to duck and you're on your way. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8302 It’s a trap. They’re rubber bullets. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8303 Fucking clowns. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8304 "Well, Mr. Bozo, I got your replacement clown on order and as soon as it comes, we'll just pop this guy out of here and your clown car'll be as funny as the day you bought her 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8305 My odometer hasn't been counting miles the last fews weeks" "Well here's your problem, he's been furloughed" 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8306 Sure, I knows a guy who can 'take care' of yer stowaway problem under da hood. But, it'll cost ya. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8307 Well, you said it was making an unfunny noise." 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8308 Clowns or no clowns, I think it's a transmission issue. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8309 I meant - get Rosie a big, funny Pop-up Card for her birthday. Not everything I do or say is about cars! 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8310 You should take these safety inspections more seriously. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8311 You never could clown around! 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8312 Welp! Seems like the system can’t be fixed. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8313 When you said it wasn't a very serious problem... 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8314 Your mechanics are, like, clowns. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8315 It would appear some bozo left the e-brake on. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8316 I've heard of people power. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8317 As soon as I popped the hood, I could tell somethin' funny was goin' on 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8318 What was the problem, again? 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8319 One cylinder is missing. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8320 You’ve got a serious attitude problem here! 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8321 Ironically, you have a funny problem here. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8322 It's an OEM part. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8323 Balloon? No, I think they called you “buffoon”. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8324 The issue isn't spark plugs. It's Bob. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8325 I see the problem... you are using a NON OEM replacement clown. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8326 So you said the engine was making a funny sound... 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8327 Ok, who’s the new guy in the suit.... Didn’t he get the memo about new guys in the trunk? 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8328 And you call this social distancing? 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8329 I’m afraid we can’t install seatbelts up here. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8330 Were you expecting the New York Philharmonic? 1.1000 0.06980 40 38 0 2
8331 The more the merrier. It's a Tesla, after all, so don't get so charged up! 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8332 I see the problem, Mr Bozo. Too many in-laws. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8333 Well, there's your problem right there, mister. He's not a clown; he's an accountant. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8334 The problem is that he's not a real clown, he's just a politician. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8335 Well, what did you expect?” 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8336 "Adult Male" just wants "Rainbow wig, holding John 3:16 sign" to just let him enjoy the drive in peace. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8337 as you can see, those clowns no nothing about mechanical combustion! 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8338 That explains the funny noises. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8339 Clown-sourcing the engine will never work. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8340 Yep, one of your spark plugs is burned out 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8341 There’s your problem. Accountant in a clown car. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8342 Is this the Dream Team or their mascots? 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8343 okay, the united states border patrol won't find them there 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8344 There's your problem right there, missing red clown nose. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8345 I'm fairly certain it's the belt. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8346 Bad craftsmanship. They're supposed to nest inside each other 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8347 I think I know your problem. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8348 I think it’s your drive and compartmentalizing. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8349 I see your problem, I’ll pull him out and see if we can’t get him looking like he’s supposed to look. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8350 They all just piled out of the phone booth into the car! 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8351 I don’t mean to recite a cliche joke, but how many clowns can you fit in a car?...... Apparently eight plus five in the trunk and four in the engine compartment. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8352 You didn't get the recall notice? 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8353 Sure, why not! It’s been that kind of week. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8354 We are full. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8355 It will be over as soon as he catches the Clownvid-19. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8356 Um, you say something is not making a funny sound? 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8357 I now have a special on repairing circus acts too. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8358 We were on our way to a show at the Drive-In. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8359 Mechanically, I couldn't find anything wrong with your car, Mr. Johnson. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8360 This is an easy one: remove the punster. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8361 I'm afraid we'll have to disqualify you, you're not actually a clown. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8362 Something’s funny under the hood! 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
8363 You must be from the German circus. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
8364 Jerry, it might be time to switch to a minivan. You're a father now. Lean into it. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8365 I wonder if they’ll make it across the border? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8366 You see, we are a bunch of clowns being run by a bunch of clowns! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8367 New Cabinet's here, Mr. Prez 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
8368 And we thought social distancing was only for humans..... We're 'technically' clowns today, sir. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8369 Hitler was just clownin' 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8370 He let us of with a warning and told us to quit clowning around. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
8371 I see you have a serious condition here 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
8372 Sorry sir, we're not authorized to work on aftermarket modifications 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8373 Dan always was the self-proclaimed office clown 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8374 look alike they all are saving themselves from racism 👀 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8375 I'm going to have to report this to the US Immigration and Clown Enforcement. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8376 These aren’t the clowns you’re looking for 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8377 Oh my, this year’s crop of new Senators 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
8378 Try honking 25% less. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8379 Are you thinking what I'm thinking? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8380 I don’t know why these clowns were driving in circles around Charlotte, because Jacksonville is still 350 miles away 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8381 We’re clowns not fools, Martin. Get out! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8382 Mackerel sky’s? We don’t really fix that here... 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8383 Well hell, Joey, there's your problem: your first zany has removed his costume too soon and shorted out your "we're all in this together" bit . . . 😎🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8384 The forecast said “not a clown in the sky” 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8385 There’s your problem: one of these clowns is not like the other, one of these clowns is doing his own thing. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8386 I’ll go grab more waivers. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8387 So say its been running funny? 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
8388 Let me say this in a way you’ll understand: time to turn some smiles upside down 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8389 This system is held together by clowns 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8390 I guess that explains all the squeaking. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8391 The good news is that you can still honk the horn. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
8392 At least none of them are holding a red balloon." #stephenking #i 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8393 Enough joy riding. Us clowns have to get back to work. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8394 I just need an oil change 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8395 ‘Adolf, seems like we’ve got the same vehicle with different clowns in Different times . But We’ll get there in time . Care to fill me up? ‘ Trump 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8396 Your car broke down because, instead of putting 4 clowns in the hood, you put 3 clowns and 1 republican. Easy mistake. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8397 Jokers children's park is here"- Tadha... 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8398 I had a cop car come through yesterday. Just takes one bad apple to spoil the whole bunch. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8399 There’s a guy in your trunk 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8400 This exposure therapy is a bit much.. You want who to drive!? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8401 We couldn’t leave until we signed a NDA. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8402 My car sounds kinda funny... 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
8403 Jones, when we said you were a clown, this isn't what we meant. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8404 It’s your alternate” 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8405 Oh'I see what the problem is here, you have incomplete clowning bifocal transmission plug... 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8406 Tell me what the problem is. And NO funny business. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8407 Sir, can u help me? I was running the country and my engine started making funny noises. What kind of noises? I heard it saying I was good at my job. Maybe it's unplugged (like the brain of certain someone). 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
8408 Sorry, Mr. Trump looks like this one’s full. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8409 Who’s the clown with a tie 😅 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
8410 Honestly everything looks fine to me. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8411 I see the problem- you have one broken spark plug 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8412 I don't see the problem, do you?" "Well, that's because you're part of it. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8413 Your engine looks funny. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8414 Honey, I shrunk the kids! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8415 Sir, your car is politically cramped!! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8416 'BOTTOM TEXT' 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
8417 Nothing to see here- Jerry’s an Ally. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8418 Stop asking me all these questions! It's called 'Model Y' not 'Model Why?' 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8419 I see your problem, Mrs Anders. One of your silly Anders is missing. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8420 You're no Clarabell; now get out and show us your shoes. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8421 For your next trick, I hope you can pull an engine out of a hat. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8422 It’ll take a few days to get in the Bozo to replace your Bradley. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8423 A car will misfire when you try to run funny and unfunny plugs. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8424 Your jumpie-thrumpies are stuck in their tootle-oodles. I'm afraid it's fatal. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8425 Son, I can keep a secret if you can... 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8426 All the corny Dad jokes are misfiring. So you might want to switch to ethanol. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8427 One of these things is not like the others”. Hmmm. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8428 Hey, you have an intern too... 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
8429 We heard carpooling was good for the environment 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8430 There's your problem, that crank broke the whole system. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8431 Sir, I know it's getting tight, but it's my professional opinion that we need at least one more in there with you if you're serious about driving it Flintstone-style. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
8432 Your problem here is that you selected Uber Pool. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8433 Model L. Runs on laughs. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8434 It will never run right with just 4 because it's the 6 Under the Hood Model 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8435 Oh yeah, here’s your problem. This thing ain’t runnin because you’ve got an a non-synthetic clown in your engine. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8436 There’s something funny going on here... 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8437 When we went to drive-ins, we stacked 'em in the trunk so we'd still have an engine to get us there. You're such a clown. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8438 The good news is the horns seem to be working. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8439 I'll have to replace the cylinder 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8440 he's a stray. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8441 do lockdown can you still do lockdown on the hood/ 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
8442 There's the trouble. It is a six cylinder model. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
8443 One of your spark plugs needs a wig and make-up. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8444 Calculating your mirth-mileage has gummed up the mirth entirely. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8445 Strangest 4 cylinder car I've ever seen! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8446 All right you guys, why don’t you just wobble Away now 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8447 This car has a serious infestation of Bozo-like folks [a registered trademark]. I can't help you. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8448 Is this the ghost of Frank Sinatra, or What? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8449 So you thought I couldn't tell the difference between OEM and aftermarket clowns? Very funny. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8450 Well there's your problem. Someone installed a figurative clown instead of a literal one. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8451 He just jumped in when i went to the bathroom 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8452 Watch your head, I am going to close the hood. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
8453 We needed a lawyer because the suits flew at us like a pie in the face. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8454 Looks like you need new headgear 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8455 Can you hear the funny sound now? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8456 Clownnaped in the frunk 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
8457 How many times did your mother and I warm you about getting your penis hung in a fan belt. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8458 We're out of spear parts. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8459 That's 8 quarts. Four quarts- motor oil..four-chocolate milk. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
8460 Well where is the engine then? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8461 Joe jr. I never thought I would see you again its been years, what a nice jester of you to re-connect me to my son 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
8462 Just as I thought, you've got a 4 cylinder. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8463 No. No. No. You can't put a Democrat in there with a bunch of Trump supporters. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
8464 If y’all weren’t clowning around you would have noticed they were overheating. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8465 Let our people go. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8466 Relax, Castro, we're just clowning around. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8467 Here's your problem. One of your clowns is square. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
8468 Looks like your battery’s not fully committed to the bit. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8469 If I may take the liberty: your engine has laughable issues 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8470 Now I see the problem: Your engine needs an oil change and paint job. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8471 Bonzo tells me you're not really fitting in. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8472 The joke's on you, the car needs a lobe change 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8473 It might run if you replaced the Senator with another clown. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8474 Looks like you picked up an office clown 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8475 Yes, the recall is for a faulty clown costume.” 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8476 To me, the transmission sounds funny. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8477 And it has four on the floor, but whose clown-ting? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8478 You're gonna need a replacement part up front her 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8479 Oh, you want your car to run funny. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8480 Now, I see the problem. You have an accountant stuck in your engine. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8481 You're engine isn't hitting on all clowns. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8482 Eventually even the mimes will make a rattling noise 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8483 So maybe he's not, like, central casting-- Jared trusts him. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8484 I knew something didn’t sound funny. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8485 I'm afraid your clown drive has become redundant...."__[PLUS A FREEBIE, a whole cartoon idea: a bewildered man with a protective mask in the entrance of a business, staring at a small table on which sits a bottle labled "MIND SANITIZER" 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8486 Here's your problem. One of the parts doesn't fit. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
8487 That's your problem, your left front is straight. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
8488 If that doesn't work, try kicking the tires. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
8489 He's guaranteed to stop your engine sounding funny. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8490 Their smiles makes the car go miles! 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
8491 Joe, I know I CALLED you a clown, but... 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8492 Looks like there's a Mormon clogging your fuel line. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8493 There is nothing wrong with your car. Stop clowning around with the engine.” #MyNewYorkerCaptio 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8494 I’d remove him, but I’m afraid he’d go back to running the DOJ. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
8495 I told you, our clowns is what keeps our circus running 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8496 You said you heard a funny noise coming from under the hood. Only no one here is laughing. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8497 Sir, I'm afraid you will have to leave; this car runs on clowns only. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8498 There's the problem. It's supposed to be a four-clown powered engine. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
8499 I usually do my own car tune ups. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8500 Well, I think this explains it. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
8501 It’s called a “frunk”. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8502 So you said your engine was making a funny sound... 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
8503 your problem is the car is it is not 100% clown 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8504 Engine knock? No, never heard the one about engine knock before. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8505 Usually my estimates are spot-on. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8506 Another Harvard MBA who made partner and ran away to the circus...then demanded the front seat. We'll put him in the trunk and rotate in a year. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8507 try the trunk 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8508 You need new ball joints. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8509 Your problem is you're not running on all four cylinders. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8510 The two in front can't pedal fast enough ! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8511 For two reasons, I do no think we can count this as a world record. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8512 The problem is your airfiltrator. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8513 The “Boss is a clown” is just an expression. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
8514 O.K., who’s the clown who put the nerd in here? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8515 I see what's wrong under the hood. There's supposed to be another clown there instead of the guy with glasses. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8516 There's the source of the funny noise your hearing. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
8517 They didn’t fit in the back seat 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8518 Very roomy design, yet somehow flawed 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8519 You with the glasses, get out. Clowns only this term. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
8520 No neck people need their cars fixed. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8521 You're problem here is that you have a competent adult trying to do actual work on this congressional committee 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
8522 Yeah, hybrids are more efficient, but they're tough to fix.... 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8523 Which clown is your financial advisor? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8524 They did not know it, but they would be getting into a car accident later that day. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8525 This engine runs on laughing gas. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8526 Buddy, you need to be using unleaded paint. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8527 Sorry, but there's nothing funny about a leaky gasket. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8528 Yeah, it looks like a problem with the headers. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8529 It sure smells funny in this clown car. They’re such a gas! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8530 It makes a funny noise. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
8531 I’ll be right back with the dip stick...... 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8532 Your class clown needs replacing. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
8533 Time to clean your plugs! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8534 There is something wrong with my engine. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
8535 Obviously, this clown has just stopped trying. Also, don't laugh, but you're gonna need a Johnson rod. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8536 I've always wondered about the term "Clown Car". 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8537 Hoodlums. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8538 We`ll have to deflate some of these clowns in order to fit in. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8539 This is going to take more than an oil change. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8540 Jokes aside, did you say this car runs on petroleum or legs? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8541 Which one of you clowns keeps knocking? 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
8542 Funny, last time I looked, there was an engine under the hood. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8543 Looks like clownitis. I'll replace the glasses and tie, and you'll be on your way. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8544 So who replaced the AC fan with a pinwheel? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8545 Fill it up with fools. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8546 He's the boss, I pushed. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8547 'I think it's the hat , it should close.' 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8548 No wonder it won't run. Only three of four cylinders are clowns. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8549 Who's the bozo in the shirt and tie? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8550 So, it's making a funny noise? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8551 He has done more for clown cars than any president since Abraham Lincletter. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8552 I’m asking not as a lawyer but as a friend. Could he fit under the axles? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8553 They let you drive?! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8554 One of us had to quit clowning around or we’d never get anywhere! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8555 It's hopeless, three cylinders are looking funny. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8556 Huh, so that’s how an electric car works. Sorry, I can’t help you here. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8557 The car is acting a little funny 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
8558 My car horn keeps honking at the weirdest moments. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
8559 No wonder it's been acting funny! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8560 These clawons should make it hypierd fun . 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8561 Here, this is your problem and it will cost you. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8562 They installed a Bill Gates tracking device. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8563 But I can't guarantee he'll fall out if I can turn it upside down. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8564 This is why your car breaks down too many clowns playing around 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8565 Scoot over. He'll make for a great finale. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
8566 You forgot your costume, Jerry." "Sorry, Bob. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
8567 Your son is so...ugly 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8568 I see the problem. One of your pistons has got them firing on all cylinders. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
8569 Your front driver’s side clown quit working. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8570 That was a great idea to use an electric car this time. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
8571 So you say your car has been runnin' kinda funny? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8572 Humor and laughter are very powerful. You have all you need to take you to Cincinnati. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8573 Nothing wrong with your car, it is just a case of over clowning! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8574 It's time to change the spark plugs. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8575 Son, quit clowning around! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8576 There's your problem: the guy in the nerd costume. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8577 There but for the grace of God go I 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
8578 Daryl, quit clownin’ around, there’s a customer that needs help. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8579 The trouble started when he stopped playing that frunky music. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8580 Ever since the last recall, there's been something funny going on under the hood! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8581 Here is the problem. One of you cylinders is a dud. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8582 The vote was one each for right, left, forward, and reverse. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8583 A paint repair...what a joke! 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
8584 Clearly the clown mobile was not operating on all cylinders. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8585 Aha, think I just found out why your engine's sounding so funny. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8586 I charge extra if they help. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8587 Yeah, you said you heard a weird sound in the motor front left. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8588 Maurice loved his wife dearly, but had serious concerns about her parenting style 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8589 Jim, you're gonna be running on empty if you keep hanging out with this insane posse 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8590 You’re right, sir, there’s nothing funny about this at all. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8591 Looks like one of your spark plugs has gone bad. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8592 There's one in every crowd. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8593 mechanic: "wee'l sir, I think you may have more of a clown car. this car here can not withstand anymore laughs. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
8594 Here’s your problem, Fred from accounting. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8595 This is truly a clown car. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8596 Wow! What a collection Mr. President!!! 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
8597 Come back tomorrow for a tune-up, our ring master mechanic is off today. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
8598 I can get him properly dressed, which should fix your problem. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8599 You can't just keep saying that your engine is "sounding funny" just as an excuse to see me again. We get it. You got the kids. You won. What else can you take from me,Robert? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8600 We talked about this. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8601 I see your problem! Somebody put in a bore instead of another sillyder. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
8602 You blew your compressor. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8603 Well there's your problem, you have an accountant where a clown is supposed to be. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8604 That’s one way to overheat the engine. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8605 You say it sounds funny? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8606 If it's a clown car, where the hell's my seat? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8607 Not starting? Well they're all clowns but as they say, it only takes one "NO" vote. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8608 It's a four cylinder, and all the spark plugs have to fire the same. More makeup might fix the problem. Otherwise, we'll have to replace him. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8609 I thought I smelled something funny. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8610 EV revolution: Bonnet rechristened as Front Trunk; Kids play 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
8611 There's your problem, you've got a lawyer in there. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8612 Simple fix.You're short one clown. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8613 Who was the Bozo that thought this was a great idea? 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
8614 There's your problem! One of your cylinders is just not wired right! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8615 You're all set to go. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8616 Yes, your brother is coming with you! 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
8617 Looks like a three ring circus. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8618 Please don't tell me there's a lion in the trunk. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8619 This is the latest four clown power car 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8620 Your clown car is here, Mr. Trump. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8621 What he doing with a bunch of clowns? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8622 Where's our engine? Well, actually that's really funny story. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8623 It's for working circus clowns only, sir, not former class clowns 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8624 Sorry. Ever since my appearance in Joker, I've acquired a following. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8625 Whoooeee, this is going to cost, need a rebore, new rings and and as for the makeup.... 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8626 Not many horses under the hood... 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8627 Looks like you blew the head gasket. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8628 Is this the place for the Happy Meals? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8629 There's your problem. This is a six cylinder. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8630 This car is not the only thing that is run by clowns. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8631 It has a knock like one cylinder is misfiring. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8632 This Obama reunion won't run without social distancing. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8633 Looks like you are running low on laughing gas. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8634 One of your cylinders has a serious problem. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8635 So,how long will they run? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8636 I don’ have enough car seats can I have more 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8637 Down in Joe's Garage We don't have no dope or LSD But a coupla quartsa beer A few clowns in the motor And a tight ass lawyer... 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8638 Whoa, whoa, whoa, this is gonna cost ya! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8639 Just an other case of a thousand clowns 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8640 I kept hearing funny sounds coming from under the hood." 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8641 Madam Speaker; The President of the United States and his Cabinet 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8642 I wish this guy would stop clowning around. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8643 Here’s your problem, some clown dressed like a Wall Street clown. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8644 'Where are we going to put the tear gas?' 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8645 It is supposed to be 4 horsepower. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8646 So you say you’ve been hearing unfunny noises… 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8647 I see your gag line is clogged. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
8648 Maybe it's time to invest in a second car? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8649 Round two ~ Clowndemic! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8650 Yeah, the replacement part was gonna be too expensive, so I went with this off-brand government clown... 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8651 I don't know why the car has been acting funny! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8652 It's been making a lot of funny sounds lately. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8653 There’s your problem, one of the cylinders has gone square. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8654 Yeah, w/e, I had a whole elaborate Mussolini/service station joke in mind for this, but it was too much for the character limit here, so, fuck it, we gotta do this thing, let’s do this thing 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8655 Looks like we gotta replace the bad legal shaft there... 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8656 Well here’s your problem- You’ve got a faulty generic part that doesn’t fit correctly. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8657 Sorry. By installing that, you’ve voided your warranty. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8658 We need a place for our mascot. Any of you clowns want to volunteer? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8659 Matrioshkas go rogue. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8660 Mr. Spigot... what have you done with Squeeky? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8661 We keep getting an intermittent honking sound under the hood? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8662 It only gets 4,000 steps per mile... 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
8663 It’s major. You have a displaced nerd. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8664 Your gearhead is no good! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8665 We used to fit twenty-five, but lately we’re down to eight. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8666 Unless this is a rear-engine car, I think you have several massive issues. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8667 They're protesting social distancing in protests! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8668 Well, here's your trouble. One of the sillynders has lost its spark. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8669 There’s your problem, someone substituted a nerd for a clown 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8670 You’re hired! 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
8671 We couldn't immediately charge the officer with 2nd degree homicide because all four of us were very here under the hood, checking our windshield wiper fluid. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
8672 I'd say four cans of Red Bull will get you going again. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
8673 That’s your problem right there. The Actuary. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8674 ...One of your clowns is out... 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8675 Problem appears to be a short circus. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8676 You'll have to take out a balloon loan. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8677 If I'm on the nose about one thing, you'll never have an issue with honking. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8678 He keeps saying it’s high performance art. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8679 You should rest after every mile. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8680 Maybe the thirteen of you could just give me a push to the office? 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
8681 Unfortunately Bozo has shorted out. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8682 Sorry sir,your giggle warranty has run out " 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8683 There's your problem! One of your pistons is a generic replacement. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8684 This is not the moment you’ve all been waiting for. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
8685 I'll have to run some more tests, but it looks as though your engine has been replaced by three small clowns and an accountant. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8686 Yep, looks like you've got a bad actuary. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8687 Those clowns at Volkswagen put the engine in the back. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
8688 Looks like your straightman blew a punch line. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8689 Looks like you need a circus- I mean, circuit change. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8690 We'll put the nerd in the trunk. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8691 In order to change the oil I need all clowns, and you sir in the front, out of the vehicle pronto. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8692 I need a jump...suit for Craig here 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8693 Looks like a birth control problem to me. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
8694 The problem seems to be: "Laughing all the way with the bank," rather than "to the bank." 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8695 Well there's your problem. How can you get this clown car running with this fuddy-duddy in here? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8696 We're gonna need a bigger whack-a-mole. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8697 There's your problem. An accountant has clogged up the laughalytic converter. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
8698 The problem is the clown without the make-up, he just can't get up to speed! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8699 Jim, you have been adopted. I am your real father. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8700 Here’s your problem - accountants aren’t hilarious. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8701 That's IT, i had enough! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8702 It's either the dotted hat or the office drone. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
8703 Get in, we’re going shopping. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8704 I guess the engine must be in the trunk. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8705 I see a serious problem here. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8706 The motor will run as smooth as can be once we replace him with a clown. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8707 You said the SUV was making funny noises? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8708 There you go, Dennis, clowning around again. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8709 Get out of the car, son. You're not clown material. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8710 Hey Mechanic, what's the clown-to-horsepower conversion factor? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8711 So that's where they all hide! 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
8712 The Ironten Adjustable Spud Wrench will remove him; you, unfortunately are oversized and cannot be inserted into the opening. That will be $312.48. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8713 Your shock absorbers need replacement, no fooling. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8714 Would you like me to run a diagnostic test to be sure it isn't the carburetor? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8715 Uh-oh! Looks like you threw a clown. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8716 Oh, here is the problem, one of your four pistons is serious-ly flawed! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8717 Trump said that it will be okay?" - "I'm not sure that clown knows what he's talking about. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
8718 Lenny, in all the clown cars in all the world, I never thought I 'd see you in one. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8719 Can you fit one more? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8720 I’m sorry, Mr. Robards, you’re not allowed to include these in the count to get to a thousand. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
8721 One of your four cylinders isn't pulling its weight. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8722 There’s a funny story behind all this. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8723 Here's the problem. Replace the CPA with some STP and you'll be good to go. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8724 Right here's your problem. You've got this Barr wedged in here unbalancing the entire system! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8725 Hmm, must be one of those SQ4s I've been hearing about. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8726 Biden's got the nomination. This chick here completes the ticket. So...Happy Motoring! See you in '24! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8727 Woah, this boot is even bigger 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8728 I see the problem. Some clown put in a town car part. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8729 The four of them are all named Sparky. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8730 Here's why the motor sounds funny. You have a serious malfunction." 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8731 I'm afraid you have a serious problem. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8732 I think I know were those funny sounds are coming from. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8733 I see you kept the stock Carlburetor 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8734 How many were you saying you had? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8735 Son your right this car is out of laughing gas. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
8736 There's your problem. You've got an ectopic normie. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
8737 In this case, 'just clowning around' would mean you have a rubber nose and can make balloon animals 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8738 I suspect one misfiring cylinder. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8739 I'm sorry, I thought this was my car Mr. Clown 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8740 But what does it mean? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8741 Which one of you has the brake pads? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8742 Looks like only one of your cylinders means business. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8743 I see the problem. One of these isn’t a genuine part. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8744 No he doesn’t belong in there with you but you can’t flush out the white male from the system. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
8745 Really? The whole engine? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
8746 Did you say something sounded funny or that your accountant robbed Minneapolis? ...because to change the oil you clowns will need to disembark from stuffing your only ride with psychic conflagration. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
8747 Who is driving ? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
8748 I don’t think that’s It 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
8749 A sad clown party just visiting town 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
8750 Is this going to take a while? I’ve got protests to quell. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
8751 I’m open to suggestions. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
8752 There's your problem, you've got the United States Senate in your manifold. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
8753 One of your clowns has burned out and his repair is not going to be funny. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
8754 The West Wing! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
8755 This is the clown that took your seat. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
8756 I guess we can say I know where the noise is coming from, you have a loose "Geek". 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
8757 I can fix it with some jumpers and grease paint. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
8758 But I 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
8759 When did William Barr join your troupe? 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
8760 Yes, I guess I did ask you to pop the hood.... 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
8761 The suspension on the trapeze is shot, and the ball bears for the transmission act seem off kilter. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
8762 There's your problem - after market clown parts! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
8763 And you said the used car salesman said it had 350 horses under the hood? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
8764 The right front clown lacks humor. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
8765 Well done Mr. Musk, your legacy of breakthrough innovation continues. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
8766 A sound coming from the front passenger headlight that was unfunny? 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
8767 The Donald wants his cabinet back. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
8768 I think I found out your car problem 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
8769 Clown bees in my bonnet 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
8770 I don't think you're going to make it. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
8771 It'll pass inspection with three more. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
8772 The entrance qualification clearly said bureaucrats. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
8773 I think I've found the source of that squeaking noise. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
8774 He said he could do magic on my taxes. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
8775 They said a minimum of 6 feet; I thought 8 would be better. 1.0909 0.04384 44 40 4 0
8776 I don’t know what’s wrong with it, the horn just kept sounding off 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
8777 We’ll have to replace the break lines too.. just to be sure 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8778 yes ma’am, all our engines run on 2% unleaded, helps with your timing. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8779 It looks like you’re overdue on your annual 1095 replacement. We can take care of that today if you’d like. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8780 We rescued Jim from our gig at the accountants’ convention. Says he does improve on the weekends. What do you think it’ll cost? 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8781 Looks like you got a little debris in there 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
8782 Don’t mind him, he handles the finances 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8783 I guess this is our pod. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8784 I’ve heard of these cars but have never actually seen one. Hey many miles per laugh does this Bozo get? 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8785 A little greasepaint here will do ya just fine 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8786 I know I don’t have a costume at the moment, but I have been a clown my whole life. Let me monetize my skills. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8787 As if the circus out there isn't enough! 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8788 Where’s Donald? 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8789 Yes, that's five orders of fries, seven cheeseburgers and six sodas 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8790 I forgot that you can fit so many more of them in a Tesla. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8791 A little paint and she'll be ready to go 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8792 Can’t you buy four extra tickets? 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8793 How do you drive away racism if the problem is systemic?" And the mechanic replies: "By exposing all the clowns hidden in plain sight. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8794 Feels like my car’s trying a new direction, is it serious? 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8795 mom always says, “dime con quien andas y te diré quien eres” (Tell me who your friends are and I'll tell you who you are) 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8796 Mr. President how will we sneak your entire cabinet out of the bunker? 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
8797 ‘Heres the problem, Zappo’s nose needs changed. You need to change those red noses every 3,000 miles’ 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8798 There's the problem, sir... The Fox-News-Host unit is overheating your clown car, it's putting out too much power 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8799 I guess this explains the multiple pitched noises you said it was making. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8800 You know you get more laughter with a six-cylinder, right? 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8801 See the problem here is you gotta bunch a clowns under here. I'm a mechanic and under the front bit of the car I forgot what is called, but under it there's a whole bunch a clowns and they're just um they're sitting there and I'm a mechanic and you've got clowns. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8802 Four Clowns don’t make it right 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8803 I tell you, these cars would run better with horsepower than clown power! 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8804 It makes a kkk sound when I drive 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8805 The Yelp reviews said this place was a real clown show. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8806 The circus is in town? 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8807 This American Model was built with American principles...and it keeps breaking down! 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8808 This republican may not look the same, but similar enough to get you back home 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8809 I was an accountant... 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8810 Sir, it is unacceptable to have this clown alley downtown, take them to the Circus this instant! 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8811 Looks like you’ll need to bore the engine even more- it only has a necktie. Yes- more boring to do if you want to get the gag running again. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8812 I finally decided to run away and join the circus. I'd heard "...In this economy?!" one too many times 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8813 Oh here's your problem. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8814 Who's the clown now?" 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8815 Classic problem, your after market clown isn’t compatible 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8816 You said it was a four cylinder engine? 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8817 You see that? So much for your little theory that it‘s impossible for an engine to be full of giggles. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8818 It's no laughing matter, but it's no matter if you laugh. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8819 When you order the emergency braking package they all come through this way. 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
8820 You were inside reading the funnies, and the car dealer took your spot? What a clown. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8821 Told you the tie might be too much, dad... 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8822 Just wait until you see my pie routine. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8823 I can’t fix clown, but know a good bit about white collar. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8824 I'm not joking. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8825 You’ll have to settle for An aftermarket part till I can get an original from those clowns at the factory. 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
8826 You can't be serious. You must be clowning around. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8827 Ah ha, this is the advantage of a Tesla! 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8828 It’s ok dad. These clowns couldn’t figure it out either. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8829 There's your trouble. You're running on Congress. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8830 Yes Father, I'm running away to the IRS school of accountancy. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8831 To find the Hood, you gotta look under the Hood Mister. Susan Thomson Omaha, Nebraska 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8832 You've had some right Harlequins, mucking about under here" 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8833 I assume the engine is in the back. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8834 Haven't you clowns heard about social distancing? 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
8835 WHERE DID YOU GUYS COME FROM? 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8836 Four on the floor! Funny ! 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8837 There's your problem,That one isn't funny. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8838 We are escaping the Pandemic. Which way to the Hamptons?” 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8839 OK, Donnie boy. Time to get out and quit clowning around. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8840 I'm sorry, we can't fix clown frown congestion. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8841 So that's where you hide the clowns!! ... You stupid clowns!! No really though your engine is busted and need a new car 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8842 Well, here's your problem, clearly your clown car has not yet achieved nerd immunity! 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8843 Whiteface, Tramp, Auguste, Character...think it's all set to go. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8844 Trust me Joey,you'll get more smiles to the gallon this way 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8845 I got him off a different model, but he'll peddle just as fast. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8846 Wow! This only a four? 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8847 The engine gets these ones nice 'n' crispy 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8848 Stop clowning around Bob - we need to get this show on the road. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8849 It'll be $400 to replace this Never-Trumper with a factory-original clown, Mr. President. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8850 Clown cars now come with four extra seats under the hood ever since they adapted standards set by the Trump Administration and Outer Slobovia. 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
8851 You were right, it was Pennywise, not pound foolish, to get this fixed... 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8852 Nice touch Elon, clown car plus engineer into space. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8853 Looks like the timing is off in one cylinder... 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8854 Well, I guess that's why the car stopped running. I'll ignore the clown joke. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8855 You need a more contemporary premise for this joke. Don't you know any cruise line executives? 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8856 I recognize the CEO, but who are those other clowns? 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
8857 Oh. I think I see the problem... A hijacker. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8858 OOOPS..! Obviously, this is a model of Clown Volkswagon I haven't seen before ..! How are you folks doing..! 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8859 Mr Bobo, you're absolutely right. This part is from the Executive model, it shouldn't be in your car. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8860 It's a Corvair; the engine is in the rear. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8861 Your four cylinder mummer seems ok to me. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8862 Well, there’s your problem. A suit amongst the clowns. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8863 You’ll save a fortune and, believe me, nobody will notice that he wasn’t a factory-authorized part. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8864 get the next one, we're all clowned up 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8865 I don't know who told you he was OEM. Keep driving with him installed and you'll blow your crankshaft. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8866 I found your problem. And since he’s a CPA, it’s gonna cost extra to have him removed. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8867 They're a real honker 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8868 How many? How many what? People 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8869 The engine was making a funny noise 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8870 Oh trust me, these aftermarket guys are just as good as OEM. I also recommend a fluid flush. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8871 You can identify with 3 clown power. It's a gas! 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
8872 A clown makes you smile, you're an accountant. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8873 how much horsepower do you get with these? 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8874 Um... Let me get my manager... 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8875 The problem seems to be Wilbur from accounting. You can tell from the hair. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8876 The car wobbles at highway speed. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8877 Guess there's no room left for another Mathilde Loisel or two. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8878 Yes, sior. I'm sorry to conform your suspicions. Your kids are hanging out with some trash from Rankin County. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8879 Really? My friends are so nosy! 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8880 I thought I was getting a good deal on the Senate! 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8881 But how's the sound quality? 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8882 Bozo, I'm sorry to inform you that you were actually sold a four banger. Its not the V8 model you wanted...and by the way, piston #1 is oversquared. Not to worry. I'll give it a good hammer and then we're laughing in no time. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8883 Yeah it does sound a little funny... 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8884 which way did the circus go? 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8885 Oh, so first you call me a clown and then dare question Elon Musk?! 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8886 One of your spark plugs ie faulty 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8887 Maybe they are just running slower than they used to. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8888 There's definitely a funny noise coming from under the hood. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8889 Okay, you did great on the quarantine, now let’s try some social distancing. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8890 Mr Barr you confirmed that you said you wanted it done. But now you say you didn’t actually tell us to do it... 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8891 We’re here for the 10-miniature lube job. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8892 We can’t all follow in our parent’s clown shoes. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8893 "One of your Sparky plugs needs a cap.". 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8894 Doesn't really matter how you pack them in. Just get these clowns up to Washington stat. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8895 Never mind the car. Has Mrs. Clown ever considered having herself fixed? 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8896 A wanna-be clown 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8897 I’m, uh, pretty sure we have space for one more. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8898 Huh, that’s easy - your front right piston blew it’s cover. Robert Owens 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8899 As long as you vote Democrat, you can stay. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8900 You really should have considered the extended warranty. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8901 Oh, we weren't hiding. We were just inspecting the engine. 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
8902 Well—it’s going to be at least $200... 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8903 Someone dropped this car in my shop, from the looks of it they were trying to be funny. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8904 Did you want me to fix your car or your sun? 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
8905 Sorry folks, only six clowns per loaner car. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8906 I guess the pressure to be funny has taken its toll on our youngest... 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8907 clearly, not running on all cylinders 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8908 Sorry. That after market replacement part invalidates your warranty. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8909 Mr. President I think you have a serious leak 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
8910 Over the phone I thought you said you had a duress code issue. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8911 I can either put on his clown face makeup for a C note or replace him with the one in the White House for free! 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8912 Sorry, I am not trained in fixing this kind of engines... 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8913 I didn't know this was a mid-engine model. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8914 The ringleader recommended you clowns 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8915 There goes the neighbor’s hood. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8916 Well that's your problem right there. One of your cylinders is a square. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8917 Sorry, Son, but this car's Farce is just not with you. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8918 Confused by the masses 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8919 I thought I heard a not funny sound coming from the front. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8920 You're telling me that is "NORMAL" noise? 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8921 That’s funny... 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8922 You see there's a clown in here with all your fellow Republicans. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8923 No, STP won't work here. You need laughing gas! 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8924 Are you sure this is a 4 clowninder engine? Looks like something doesn't fit right under this hood. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8925 We've obviously come to the right place. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8926 You might be interested to know that in fact in this model the engine is not in the back. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8927 He was imported from Detroit... Detroit College of Accountancy. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8928 Hm, your radiator isn't honking at all, very concerning. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8929 That's your problem, your car can't take conservative clowns. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8930 But, this was going to all be yours one day, Frank... 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8931 Sorry Mr. Circus leader, we have a limit of 2 clown rotations per session. Check back in November! 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8932 Looks like your engine is missing one clown. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8933 Yep, looks like a problem with your carburetor. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8934 I can assure you I do not take you for a clown, sir - this is the best offer any shop will give you to fix this! 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8935 Munchkins? Or did you shrink with the witch? 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8936 No big deal, it seems it was just a funny sound. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8937 Clowns: We have one Otto body deposit 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8938 I know it isn’t funny, but you’re insurance only pays for aftermarket parts 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8939 Well, it's not an engine problem. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8940 If your son wants to be a clown, he needs to wait in line like the rest of the others! 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8941 Hop out buddy , these guys are a bunch of clowns 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8942 I see the problem... You have a little democrat mixed in - This clown car may never run again. 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
8943 Not much pep but it gets 40 miles to the gag 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8944 You've got to get this fixed, or you could end up with a joker on your hands. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8945 I can replace your transmission, but getting rid of that salesman is going to cost you." 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8946 NO WONDER IT WAS MAKING STRANGE NOISES 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8947 Whoa, the accountant was unexpected! 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8948 Last time I take an UberPool 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8949 'IT'S MAKING FUNNY CLOWN NOISES AGAIN' 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8950 That's why I always recommend original equipment parts ! 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8951 Well there's your problem right there. See the necktie and eyeglasses, the humorless hair...? 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8952 Hey! Don’t call my family a joke 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8953 Its getting about three clowns to the gallon. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8954 I support green technology but these guys belong in a Beatles movie. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8955 Boy, I didn't realize you were hiding CONGRESSMEN in your, uh, what do they call this, the engine, uh, hull? Like the front part here? 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8956 What it really needs is some horsepower 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8957 I see your up front about it being a clown car ! 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8958 We think it's an engineering problem. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8959 yet everything seems to be normal 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8960 It's a thousand dollars for each of you. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8961 At least they save money not buying gasoline. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8962 Just what I thought... your left pan is dead. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8963 It’s a clown car!! They come with the car and get returned when the circus is over. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8964 What Is a COLORED GUY? 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8965 You see, my engine is acting funny. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8966 We're rebooted The Joker too many times - we've had to start rehooding them. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8967 You need Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble up front. 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
8968 That's what I get for ordering an aftermarket Russian engine. C.M. Abbott San Diego, CA 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8969 He was checking his oil while singing 'Send in the Clowns'. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8970 He told me not to worry, that we were 'in good hands' 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
8971 This clown behind me thinks you are the problem. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8972 Looks like you gotta East Berliner in here. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8973 So I can see this doesn't run on horsepower. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8974 Your clowns lack racial diversity. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8975 Your problem likely has to do with the guy with the tie. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8976 Let’s just walk to St John’s Episcopal Church; we’ll cut through Lafayette Square Park. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8977 Three of them aren’t actual clowns 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8978 You’re right. It’s not your carburetor. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8979 Patrick has been working from home. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8980 It's just a cog in the machine. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8981 Are you trying to make a clown out of him 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8982 Oh thanks, Bob, for the cod liver oil change. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8983 One too many bozos in there, ya know what I mean? 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8984 Sir, pretending this is your car doesn't mean you no longer owe us for an engine rebuild. 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
8985 Are you having a laugh? 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8986 It’s hard to replicate the exact problem, but it is normal for 4 cylinder motors to whine on occasion. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8987 Let me go get the instructions manual, this is my first day at work. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8988 I think you may have a short somewhere. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8989 I am sorry we don't help clowns 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8990 Stop clowning around. It’s for clowns only. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8991 hop out,I smell something funny 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8992 Accountants may contribute to increased efficiency in some models, but the '84 Clownmobile wasn't built for hybrid functionality. 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
8993 Wait, this guy isn’t a clown. He’s that missing presidential aide. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8994 Well that explains the funny sounds you've been hearing 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
8995 It's not the driver, it's what's under the hood. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8996 How long has the party been in your hood ? 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8997 Hoo boy! You got some sad lookin' heads there. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8998 Whoa, someone slipped an Ernie in there, Cookie. I think I can get you a rebuilt Bozo, but it takes a full day to pull a clown wannabe. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
8999 Mr. President, I know Bill Barr is a clown, but a different kind 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
9000 1 out of 4 of us need to be looking for a new line of work. I gather that's me? 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
9001 Pennywise has an audition, so if you want a tune-up, everybody out of the car” 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
9002 It fits almost as well as the original part, but the horn sounds kinda unfunny. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
9003 Of course it won’t go-you have a lawyer under the hood. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
9004 Can you get him out of there? THIS car is PERFECT for our gig! I don’t want to hear his spiel for the new Cargo Van on the lot! 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
9005 I think your husband is trying to tell you something... 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
9006 You got the wrong clown plug there 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
9007 What part of “social distancing” do you not get! 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
9008 New cross trainers are gonna cost you. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
9009 Well, it looks like you have a quorum. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
9010 The 1% insisted on man power 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
9011 Don't panic, they're just people in our neighbor's hoood. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
9012 He really needs to purchase one of those carpool vans if he plans to replace any more department heads or IG's. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
9013 Whoa, you don't need oil, but maybe some treats will keep this thing chugging along. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
9014 Yeah, I’ve seen this before, it’s what they call, "a clown car." 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
9015 Well, there's your problem -- you're all a bunch of clowns. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
9016 Found your problem: one of these things is not like the others. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
9017 Oh don't mind him. Our manager likes to clown around. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
9018 You’ve got a seriously stressed head. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
9019 We located the problem, sir. You had a few extra lug nuts under the hood. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
9020 Looks like a problem with the clown intake filter. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
9021 It's no wonder it's sluggish, actuaries don't have the same get up and go as clowns do. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
9022 Looks like your clowns need to be rotated 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
9023 This is no laughing matter, gonna cost ya. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
9024 I thought the calliope needed repair. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
9025 Oh I see the problem, one of your colleagues is running for Senate 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
9026 Give up all your oil and no one will get hurt. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
9027 Not another clown in a suit! 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
9028 No, actually its you clowns that are screwed yp the emgine. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
9029 Haven’t we done this already 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9030 I knew the frunk on Tesla’s was big, but not 4 clown big! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9031 I see why you ran out of laughing gas." 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9032 I was the 'Advanced Actuarial Accounting' class clown. But I would like to go home now. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9033 Do you hàve an appointment? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9034 How'd my cousin Vinny get in there? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
9035 By all means run off and join the circus. Just find your own damn ride." 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9036 Oh you can't put a lawyer in a clown car, it won't make it run funny. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
9037 Well it used to work great but now it’s starting to leak gas 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
9038 Ah, there is your problem. The guy not in clown costume is scaring all the clowns. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
9039 The one in the tie--he has no business being here. 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
9040 Oh, don’t look so shocked. You know what they say, ‘Once, a philosopher - twice, a pervert.’ 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
9041 Hey, Mack, did you see the beauty parlor's filled with sailors? And now this... 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
9042 Jimmy? My son? When did you get into politics? 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9043 I can fix it, but they'll need to go vegan. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9044 Can you get the engine running?The circus starts in an hour! 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9045 All color enjoys here,sir 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9046 Didn’t we already submit for this one? 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9047 The eccentrics seemed to have lost their charge 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9048 Maybe it’s time to trade up 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9049 Clowns in the “hood” 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9050 So which one of you needs the oil change 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9051 We need to get rid of the soot 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9052 Looks like it’s the clownburetor again 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9053 Not another start-up that won’t start 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9054 Got stuck on our way to the “All Lives Matter” protest 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9055 Sorry Hitler and Mr. trump. We’re immigrating to Canada. We just can’t. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9056 Get in, we'll explain on the way. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9057 Spark knocks are small, but they’re always important. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9058 I've been hearing this funny sound from under the hood. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9059 So.... this is one of them funny cars... 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9060 The problems with the engine are pretty much a running gag by now 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9061 Four years ago they wouldn’t even come near the car. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9062 A man with tie! What happened here?! I need clownish stuff to fix it. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9063 I see we have a clown problem" it is running by clowns 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9064 This doesn’t look like social distancing to me... 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9065 Please, just stop the pranks. I have work to do... 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9066 How many clowns do you have in there with you?” “Enough to make a joke. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9067 Well, how'd you think we all fit? 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9068 Be sure not to slip on the banana peel when you change the oil. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9069 Mitch McConnell 1.0588 0.05882 34 33 0 1
9070 Can you hurry up and fix it? We're on our way to an, "All Lives Matter" rally. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9071 It’s a turbo. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9072 Harold, Stop”clowning around” and get into costume. You’ve thrown off the timing belt. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9073 . “Clowns gotta clown” or “Our compliance department required Larry be present” 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9074 ... So you’re telling me he’s adopted? 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9075 That thing gotta hemi? 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9076 As I suspected, a fathead breakdown. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9077 They told me they wanted to visit my hood, officer. I didn’t know they meant under the hood 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9078 We’re overqualified? 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9079 They said the noses work better than the masks, no? 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9080 I think your new friends are lame 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9081 I guess this the end of the road 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9082 All the nuts have worked loose. orkerCaption. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9083 You've been getting a noticeable reduction in laughter because you've installed an off-market clown car replacement part. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9084 Look “Drive-In” ready to me, you? 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9085 He's just a spare... 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9086 Well that should get you to the next balloon filling station. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9087 Can you tell where the unusual noise seems to be coming from? 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9088 Uh...explain to me again why you guys believe you're the little engines that could 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9089 Your problem is you have an accountant mixed in with all these clowns 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9090 What the-?! This is nuts! I’ve never seen this before. One of the guys in the engine is a regular guy which makes this even crazier! Without a doubt the wildest thing I’ve seen at this job. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9091 Da poblem is Earl! 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9092 It's okay. I'm a CPA doing meta research, trained in Clowns per Auto accounting. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9093 We're checking for the source of gas leakage. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9094 Yep, it's one of those silly hybrid motors. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9095 The bad news... your engine's a joke. The good news... you're eligible for the car-toon up special 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9096 Have you tried McDonald's? 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9097 The one with glasses won’t honk without a 401k. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9098 Which one is Sparky? 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9099 One of these is definitely not with "It." 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9100 Looks like the clowns are on strike and the clown car will not run 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9101 The problem under the hood is no laughing matter. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9102 Yes, the problem is in the assembly of the pistons. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9103 Well, there’s your problem! There’s an accountant where you should have a tramp clown! 1.0588 0.05882 34 33 0 1
9104 Bubblehead is broken, we'll have to replace the engine 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9105 Fill ‘er up? 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9106 A way for them to earn some extra money... 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9107 Yup. One of your plugs doesn't sparkle. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9108 Sir, I don’t care if your therapist suggested exposure therapy to address your phobia. Please get out of the car. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9109 The major problem with the car is that it runs on foot petals and clowns. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9110 Fix it fast. We need to rush. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9111 The problem seems to be a non factory replacement part. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9112 What's _this_ clown doing in your car? 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9113 So, you don't think they'll stop me at the border? 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9114 Yeah...no, not an actual clown... 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9115 That’s your problem right there Mr. Soeaker. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9116 This is why you need an extended warrantee! 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9117 Nope. Nothin' funnhy under the hood. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9118 Select a seat under the hood only if you are willing to run. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9119 Haven't you clowns ever heard of social distancing? 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9120 It purrs ok. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9121 Well... we can repair it with some makeup but, honestly, it's never gonna be the same. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9122 No worries, they're just inspecting. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9123 I’ll fill ‘er up with Seltzer but if you really want this Clown Car to fire on all cylinders you need to replace one of these old Clowns with another Straight man. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9124 Come on guys. Road safety is no laughing matter. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9125 You're under the wrong hood. The clown next to me is your Russian Stacking person. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9126 Well, sir. Too many Bozos break your car and it no goes! 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9127 It’ll cost 4 balloon animals to fix that funny smell under the hood. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9128 Sure, there’s always room for one more, but we don’t want to go to the circus. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9129 Hey, buddy, I’ve checked this engine all morning but I don’t see or hear anything funny. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9130 I think I see your problem. Too much dork. Steve Jurow 63 Evergreen Avenue Bloomfield, NJ. 07003 973-748-4634 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9131 They finally found out that my landlord is a greater clown than you are. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9132 There's a manifold problem with the crankyshaft, the timing is off and a con-rod is interfering with the pisstoffs. You need an accountant. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9133 Well that’s not right. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9134 I think I see the problem. With this kind of engine you can't mix fyools. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9135 It appears one of your cylinders is misfiring. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9136 Yes sir, social distancing also applies to clowns 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9137 So Mr Trump, I don't think you will make your convention on time as it would appear that your administration team are trying to emulate the Flintstone's propulsion system 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9138 And this is your four cylinder! 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9139 The engine sounds tired! 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9140 I didn't know that cc on engine size stood for cylindrical clowns. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9141 I’ve only got clown tools. You’re going to have to take it to a dealership to fix this. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9142 I’m not equipped for this! 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9143 Generation gap might just be a "thing". 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9144 And can you top off the clowns? 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9145 The car won’t run on 75% clowntane. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9146 Oooh ...these early front wheel drives were a joke. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9147 What clown thought this was a good idea?!? 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9148 Hmm. You’ld think the White House could afford better transportation. Who’s the clown in the suit? 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9149 Only a V-4. And not much "Voom!" 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9150 It's not funny. They're not firing in the right order. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9151 Come Down, You Need Oil Change! 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9152 Your engine looks fine. It's the big metal thing in your trunk that worries me. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9153 Since that last cylinder replacement, it's just not sputtering the way I like. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9154 Trump Putin Get-Away Car 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9155 Ah, there's the problem. You threw a rod. Rod Eastham that is. From accounting. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9156 Pete's the saddest piece I have. Should do the trick. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9157 I suppose you think that's funny! 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9158 It was full when I bought it. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9159 Just as I thought. Somebody in there is not clowning. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9160 It used to belong to Bryce Harper. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9161 I found your problem right away - you've got a leaky accountant. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9162 Looks to me like a bad Sparky plug. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9163 You say something under the hood is acting funny? 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9164 In the old days these engines were fool-proof 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9165 Tell you what: This may not work coming back from Tijuana... 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9166 I can see why the Check Engine light came on. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9167 Well Mr. Twinkles, here is your problem. A CEO snuck in your car. 1.0588 0.05882 34 33 0 1
9168 You want me to upgrade this to a 20-clown car? That would be tough. But, you are lucky, because I have an old, gutted and oversized Beetle in the back for sale that I think will fill the bill. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9169 It's because you need more than 4 sillynders under the hood for a car that size. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9170 You're right, he's a very serious problem. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9171 These European clown parts are expensive to replace. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9172 Your left headlight has a serious issue. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9173 I suspect your ‘engine miss’ results from an interloper stepping on a big shoe. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9174 Four cylinders? I could have sworn it had eight! 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9175 Sorry sir, state inspection requires an all-clown vehicle. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9176 You can't go far with this management clown. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9177 Watch where you’re sticking that lube gun !! 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9178 I think we found the source of those funny noises. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9179 He's not too tall, that's the joke! 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9180 The 4 cylinder little people car is very energy efficient 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9181 I thought it sounded funny. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9182 The problem is that this is the engine compartment and NOT the passenger compartment 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9183 So you say something funny is going on underneath your hood? 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9184 Runaway if you must, buy please don't leave this clown behind. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9185 They're driving the campaign policies of a presidential candidate" Gaye Fontoura, Ossining, N 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9186 I see your problem, it’s the odd man in the small shoes. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9187 Looks like you have a serious problem in here. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9188 Why do I always get stuck moving the big clown? 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9189 I better call my supervisor..."Hey Bozo! Come check this out!" 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9190 I think I found where your engine knocking is coming from 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9191 Your engine sounds a little non-funny. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9192 We’ve seen cats In there before but these guys are unique. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9193 The clown worked on this last had no idea what he was doing. I'd start by getting rid of the guy with the necktie. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9194 I'd say about another 2000 miles and your phobia should be cured. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9195 You said your car was making “wonky” noises? 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9196 Give it to me straight. No funny business 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9197 Unbelievable hoarse power when they start crying. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9198 I agree, it's unusual to find a history professor under the hood of a clown car. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9199 You said it was making an unfunny noise? Ah, here's the problem! 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9200 Look Mr. Rebozo, we'll work with you on this--but warranty's explicit: no CPAs. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9201 Which one of you is Bobo? You're wanted for murder in eleven states. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9202 They've been complaining about too much gas. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9203 As for that funny sound under the hood, would you believe we found car full of clowns and a young Jerry Seinfeld? 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9204 Simple. The clown wanna-be snapped your injector assembly. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9205 My thoughts and prayers are with you. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9206 We prefer to call it "clown mobility sharing" 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9207 Ah. Clown sir. I regret to inform you, but the problem is clear. This car has no engine. It's just people. Mostly clowns. One businessman. I assume your lawyer. Or perhaps a hostage. Either way, you owe me $1,000,000! 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9208 Smuggling Clarabelle and friends. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9209 We'd like to go to dreamland please. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9210 Yeah, I replaced one of your clowns with a certified accountant. You won’t be hearing anymore more funny noises under this hood for the rest of your trip! 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9211 It’s clear to me what’s wrong is you’ve got a weeble in there. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9212 Uh, oh. Here's the problem. One of your clowns is from McKinsey. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9213 Sir, you’re not the clown who owns this car ..Bozo is not happy... 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9214 Yep. Another bunch of clowns from the Hood ! 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9215 What this car needs is a good laugh. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9216 This is powered by a hybrid 4. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9217 No wonder something sounds unfunny under the hood. It's him! 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9218 We get higher octane with laughter 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9219 So I guess you didn't check the oil. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9220 Mick, it’s time for Mark to take a spin in the clown car. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9221 Hey Jim! Class of '96 right? 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9222 Nope, can't do it. It's a hybrid. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9223 Yea, that's a lot of clowns. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9224 You've got a funny problem. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9225 NEW Life; All Restaurants Closed! 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9226 Yup, yup everything's fine here. I think I'll just need to check the uh...Flux Capacitor...in the back office. Oh you think we might need to take this meeting into a sewer? No, nah - um - I don't think that'll be necessary. Um. Yup. Looks A-OK. 1.0588 0.05882 34 33 0 1
9227 The team appreciates your decision to promote from within, but feels they're being micromanaged. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9228 Just the ususal, please. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9229 We need paying customers, not a bunch of clowns. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9230 Here’s your problem. You’ve got a flat clown. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9231 I think their big feet are dragging. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9232 You appear to be down a quartet. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9233 What's the problem? It's-take-your-kids-to-work-day." "What about the tie guy?" "That's my lawyer. To ensure you don't try any funny business. You know...cuz that's my job ba-dum-shhh!" "....... 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9234 You see here, the problem is you guys are scary clowns. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9235 On your way to a Cabinet meeting? 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9236 Don’t worry, you’re still funny. It’s just your timing belt is a bit out of sync. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9237 It's the Covid clown car! 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9238 Here's your problem: one non-Bozo-approved piston. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9239 That explains it; Trump Cabinet officials are only good for six months or until they're indicted." 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9240 First Tesla Model C I've seen in here. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9241 Sorry folks. We only do rear end work. Jean Anderson Red Bank NJ 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9242 The elephants are in the trunk." 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9243 Simple! The guy with the glasses isn 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9244 I put in a spare Greg for now; won’t have anything funnier before Tuesday at least. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9245 Yeah it is missing because one of your clowns morphed. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9246 My own son! Hanging out in the bonnet like a clown. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9247 Here's your problem. It's pulling to the left because this guy's shoes are too small. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9248 The good news . . . it wasn't your radiator that was leaking. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9249 I doubt it's a serious problem. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9250 I can’t get the red nose on our accountant 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9251 Would you agree, Bill? Are your pants getting caught in the fan belt? 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9252 C'mon man! Stop clowning around and get to work! 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9253 Call a doctor. This hurts. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9254 To get one more in sir , I'll need to remove the transmission . 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9255 The class clown is out of whack 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9256 I guess kids really do take after their parents. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9257 If you're on of the Matryoshkas, if can accommodate between ten and twelve. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9258 Not sure a figurative clown will do... 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9259 Every family has one oddball. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9260 There's an unfunny sound coming from under the hood. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9261 If you want this thing to start, the Wannabe has to go. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9262 Well, no problem here. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9263 What's with their manager? 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9264 No wonder you're losing power, You have a malfunctioning spark plug. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9265 I'd say one of your pistons is underperforming. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9266 I'm not a greasepaint monkey; you're a greasepaint monkey. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9267 Just do what they say and get in. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9268 You fit the ENTIRE Senate in there? 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9269 He's not a factory-authorized Clown-Car part. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9270 You think you can fix everything? 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9271 We see this all the time. In the long run it's just more cost effective to use original manufacturer replacements. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9272 Looks like this one has a day job, should run fine outside of the hours 9-5. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9273 I thought you said you wanted a town car distributor. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9274 Is this your first time using a non-clown under the hood? 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9275 It’s not acting too funny...I just think the timing is a bit off. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9276 Progressive Liberal outings 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9277 Could you remove him? I told him without his Clown School diploma he just isn't ready for the clown car stunt. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9278 I want more 'horsepower,' not more 'clown power.' 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9279 Wow - you have a bad Mazda Matryoshka. I'll finish it in one day - unless I find something more inside. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9280 Why are all of these people from Congress in your car? 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
9281 so you left it parked near an all lives matter protest 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9282 Well there’s your problem. One of those “all lives matter” clowns got mixed in with one of your regular clowns. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9283 Won’t be funny if I have to explain it 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9284 If only you’d kept the makeup on, we’d have the record 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9285 Get outta here Brian u fuckin square 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9286 I always knew you were a clown Eric 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9287 ‘Great, the Government is here...’ 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9288 Don’t worry, I have a lawyer 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9289 There's no room for you in here... Go back to your bunker! 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9290 I didn’t know I was servicing the White House 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9291 They try to silence me 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9292 How’d this square get in a clown hole? 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9293 Attendant: “Welcome to the first annual President Donald John Trump look-alike contest.“ Clown: “Looks like it’s going to be a very competitive year.“ @larkenseth 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9294 It won’t stop honking, you say? 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9295 Which one-a youse is gonna honk me off 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9296 Post-pandemic family planning 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9297 Wtf are yall doing here.?! 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9298 There’s the problem. That clown in front doesn’t squeak. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9299 The LUKOIL station down the block is the one that services Matryoshkas. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9300 The meeting off the cabinet has been postponed until 5pm 1.0571 0.05714 35 34 0 1
9301 So this car has straight drive? 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9302 We sit here in the front as all the circus animals and the big tent travel in the boot. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9303 Looks like your 4 on the floor is way out of alignment, Mr. Bozo. I gotta warn you, it's not gonna be cheap... 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9304 What did Bill Barr say to another cabinet member? "It's your neck." 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9305 Interesting gene pool. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9306 OOH yes, that one does look serious. Can you leave it here with me? 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9307 No, I'm certain it isn't a rat 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9308 I’d say it’s safe to take it on the road, but if we replace this guy you’ll increase your performance. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9309 definitely not the solenoid 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9310 With parts and labor I’d say at least fifteen hundred 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9311 You seem to be running low on office humor. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9312 Are you my third uncle? Gay rights, man! 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9313 I don’t know what’s wrong, it just sounds funny. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9314 How is it even possible none of you have ever heard of Bozo the Clown? 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9315 It’s nothing serious. You’ve got a bad laugh meter. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9316 Well there's your problem, Mr. Bozo! This nerd is not a factory -authorized clown car part. Sorry, this repair will not be covered by your warranty! 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9317 You’re all set for another four years, I‘m afraid to say. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9318 A better fit doesn't make you a clown. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9319 It’s all fun and games until one of you gets shot because of the color of your skin. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9320 Your straight man needs a fresh line. Get it? Haha. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9321 Who filled your crankcase? 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9322 We must see your Russian passports before we can work on this problem> 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9323 He’s just a clown of a person” 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9324 Car's good; you're all set to go top Clown College." 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9325 Let’s put a lid on it. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9326 The Administration is planning a "Clowns for Clunkers" Program 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9327 You must be the President. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9328 In that position, Fred, you’re funnier than they are and equally as scary. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9329 Negative Ghost Rider, the clown car is full. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9330 There’s your problem. One of your spark plugs needs to be replaced. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9331 Everyone in the clown car was rocking it until some joker realized the biggest clown of all took the mechanic's advice and made a left! 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9332 I thought I told you. No discounts for clown cars with under the hood gags! 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9333 Oh hell, another Wall Street clown. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9334 Attorney General Barr? 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9335 You people are exhausting. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9336 Looks like an acclounting error. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9337 Looks like you've got a spark arrestor that's a dud. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9338 That’s funny. It sounded like a circus just before I brought it in. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9339 I'd keep an that one...He might try something funny. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9340 Smells like you've got a couple of fouled plugs 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9341 You need new head gaskets. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9342 But these clowns don't believe in social distancing! 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9343 testing out some dangerous feats – just in case 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9344 So THAT’S why the car wasn’t working and so THAT’S why your kids were missing. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9345 The Disney version of 'IT' was no joke. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9346 I’m a commentary on the absurdity of the contemporary office environment 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
9347 But why not? Isn't the government run by jokers as well? 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
9348 It's not what it looks like, Kevin. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
9349 It’s a good thing I caught it, you’re headed to the wrong ‘It’ convention. 1.0556 0.05556 36 35 0 1
9350 unnecessarily crowded 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
9351 Clown: “The ride is just not what it used to be.” 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
9352 COPYCATS!! 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
9353 I can see what's ruining your fool-efficiency. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
9354 Yah Dah! 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
9355 The clowns just need a tune-up, but you're going to need a whole new business manager. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
9356 Looks like one of your republicans has turned democrat... 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
9357 And it can fit a whole lot more. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9358 It's not funny to let Clowns in to do the work for ya, sir! . 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9359 Someone must have poked a hole in your rubber nose before you went inside that car. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9360 I didn’t know Tesla was making clown cars yet! 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9361 Something needed repair in the White House car, not the car itself. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9362 Sir, in my expert opinion, this ain't a great replacement.". "I can't agree more. Your son doesn't seem too committed to the system. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9363 Well the clown kids can earn online making people laugh, what are we gonna do with this one who is normal and unemployed? 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9364 hidden injustice is no joke 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9365 You’re only going to get maximum torque with 100% Lecoq 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9366 Here’s Your Problem 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9367 Clowns..." 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9368 Looks like the republican congress is stuck in your clown car mr president! contest 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9369 The generator's died, she's started cloning. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9370 This sets the (car)tone 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9371 I thought I signed up for Math Camp! 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9372 Well, we found what's making that un-funny noise. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9373 Is this a joke? You have clown power, not horsepower. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9374 Take a closer look. I think the wrong past was put in at the last service call. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9375 Well, laughter is the engine of my life !(and car too) 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9376 Never use nonstandard parts in a four-clown clownerator! 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9377 Well there's your problem - you've got a lawyer wedged behind the headlamp. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9378 your not only a clown, your the whole circus 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9379 I see the problem. You used an aftermarket part. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9380 It’s just not as much of a laugh as it used to be. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9381 Well, you definitely have a blocked engine radiator. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9382 That’s the great thing about these electric cars — room for more clowns. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9383 I think the problem is the unfunny one in the front. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9384 We're using the hood as a surf board! 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9385 The road work is hell, but we're a tight-knit bunch. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9386 I’m afraid one of your pistons has blown its ring. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9387 No wonder your engine sounds funny! 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9388 I found your problem, one of your clowns went rogue. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9389 It runs on people power--just clowning around! 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9390 No worries. They're just along for the ride 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9391 There's nothing to laugh about. One is serious. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9392 The one on the bottom right will set you back a bit. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9393 ...thought you had a straight 6 but it's only a 4 clown car... 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9394 My Tesla comes with an on-board nerd in the frunk 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9395 For silly android auto serve us 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9396 It seems one sillynder's timing is off. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9397 Your alternator is a bit on the funny side. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9398 WHAT! No BEAN Burritos? And you call this a GAS Station! 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9399 You’ll notice the engine’s kinda funny with one serious component that acts as a stabilizer. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9400 Hmmm...Occam's razor seems ruled out. Let's try turning the radio up. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9401 We guarantee 100 smiles per gallon on one tank of political satire! 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9402 Look, the manager is obviously not working, but I can replace him only when I find my own one. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9403 Mr. Musk is clowning around again. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9404 Your engine's running too quietly because, while three of its cylinders are still firing, one of them already has been." 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9405 for last weeks dinosaur cartoon (apologies): "we're getting killed in the short-term, but we're flying long term..." 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9406 There's your problem. You've got an accountant in your alternator. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9407 Your only hitting on three cylinders. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9408 Perhaps you would be safer and mor comfortable in the main body of the car when travelling! 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9409 See this guy with the tie and glasses? Classic example of a 'third wheel'. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
9410 I think I’ve found the problem 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9411 Señor Conan, is this the Geneva Convention Leak you’re talking about? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9412 What a wacky car! 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9413 We knew the car could go, we just didn't know it required Nike's 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9414 Who’s driving this thing? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9415 Here's your problem. This guy with the tie is clogging up your engine. This car runs only on 100% humor 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9416 Which clown is asking me to sign a COVID-19 liability waiver? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9417 I think the polka dot just sold us to a Moor. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9418 When was the last time you did your hair and put on makeup 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9419 Sorry. Your 116th Congress needs replacing. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9420 -“When was their last physical?” 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9421 Stop clowning around. The Uber guy can’t drive without an engine. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9422 Inside, Bernie's singing "Free Bird". 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9423 Mr. Trump has arrived so we can start the Cabinet meeting now. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9424 He's their CPA - Car Packing Assistant. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9425 All jokes aside, how much is this gonna cost me? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9426 Unfortunately, the warranty has been voided. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9427 I think we've found the problem. Your clowns aren't funny enough. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9428 Don't blow a gasket, but this cylinder head is in the wrong place. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
9429 So I guess you couldn't fit anymore in the trunk? 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
9430 These days nothing surprises me. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
9431 He's not interested in the family business. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
9432 I don’no. I think there is something a little funny about the way it’s driving... 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
9433 Looks like you’ve got a Larry in your engine. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
9434 Everyone needs a lawyer in the family 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
9435 I keep telling you, don’t put regular clowns in a diesel-clown engine. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
9436 Hello, repairman. Will you lend us your jumpsuit for our show? Please do, we had to drive thirty miles to get here. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
9437 Are we already here? 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
9438 I take it the engines in back. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
9439 Do I have regrets? Well. Yes. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
9440 They pedal. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
9441 You better fix it. I’ve got room for one more mechanic in there. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
9442 I've seen ambushes before, but this one's a complete joke! 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
9443 So let me ask you this Bimbo: How many clowns should a clown car fit if a clown car would fit, could fit, to be a Big Top hit? 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
9444 Clown car ride sharing may not take off. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
9445 Okay, which one of you clowns is hiding the horn? 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
9446 You need 100% genuine clown replacement parts. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
9447 We always knew Trump was a clown and his cronies were his puppets, but who knew that Weebles were the real outrage under his hood! 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
9448 Looks like your motor has an invasive accountant 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
9449 I don't have room to fit you in today. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
9450 No horsepower, eh? 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
9451 I ordered it off the internet. The description said it would increase overall efficiency. But now I have to sign every time I want to make a left turn and all of our handkerchiefs have turned into red tape. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
9452 One of your four cylinders sucks at juggling. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
9453 We can fit a lot more clowns in an electric car. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
9454 Have space will fill it 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
9455 Sorry, I don't work on cars loaded with AI thingamajigs. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
9456 Looks like some clown used the wrong part. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
9457 you have a timing problem 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
9458 Just for starters I’m going have to replace the heads, and then I need to clean out all those funny noises that I keep hearing, and it looks like your car is totally out of balance." 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
9459 Sorry! Your warranty has expired. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
9460 Every family does have an ugly and politically incorrect duckling 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
9461 What grade of oil do they use? 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
9462 No sir, we are still working on your Town Car. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
9463 I always suspected that CEOs were clowns. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
9464 Impressive Yes............A record NO . 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
9465 Sorry, but that's not funny. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
9466 Starbucks is just around the corner Mr. Seinfeld,if you want to get some coffee 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
9467 There's a nut in the engine that'll have to be replaced. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
9468 The spark plugs need to get replaced 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
9469 More clowns. It’s a miracle it ran at all! 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
9470 They claim I was a back seat driver. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
9471 You weren't just clowning around. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0