Contest #712


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712

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “Tell me about a time you identified a problem that others didn’t see coming.”
  2. “I don’t know about you, but I can’t wait for this day to end.”
  3. “One last thing ...”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2020-05-31T19:18:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2020-06-21T19:19:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2020-06-15T19:20:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued June 22, 2020
Number of captions 10717
Number of responses 1489228
Number of participants -


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 So...we had a bad 1st quarter. It’s not the end of the world. 2.2582 0.00554 17162 2882 6966 7314
1 Tell me about a time you identified a problem that others didn't see coming. 2.2089 0.00558 19606 4384 6758 8464
2 Final interview question-Where do you see yourself in five years? 2.1767 0.01015 5426 1122 2223 2081
3 It was at that precise moment that George realized he could tell his boss exactly where to shove that performance review. 2.1495 0.00633 17151 4809 4980 7362
4 Yes, your policy covers acts of God. Why? 2.1436 0.00651 13698 3138 5455 5105
5 Well, I see no reason why you can’t start work on Monday. 2.0819 0.00644 13884 3473 5801 4610
6 Just one last question: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? 2.0661 0.00619 16153 4528 6046 5579
7 I guess we’re done here. 2.0633 0.00689 13434 3909 4780 4745
8 It's actually a painting but it gives me an edge during negotiation. 2.0132 0.00745 11935 3911 3978 4046
9 Barring any unforeseen complications... 2.0111 0.00546 20578 6419 7604 6555
10 Interesting, you are the first to opt for the mass extinction coverage. 2.0110 0.00755 11071 3442 4071 3558
11 I don’t know about you but I can’t wait for this day to end. 2.0090 0.00768 10292 3081 4037 3174
12 Yes, extinction is covered, but not dental. 1.9864 0.00947 6978 2230 2613 2135
13 We rule the earth. What could go wrong? 1.9855 0.00716 12082 3840 4581 3661
14 Cutting the asteroid response team has really saved us. 1.9818 0.00794 10484 3559 3557 3368
15 Well from where I'm sitting I don't see the problem. 1.9816 0.00737 11255 3568 4340 3347
16 So give me an example of a time when you had to deliver bad news to your boss 1.9759 0.00760 10703 3456 4060 3187
17 I tell you, your insurance is airtight. You have more of a chance of getting hit by a meteor. 1.9741 0.00838 8829 2853 3352 2624
18 Don’t worry about it, Bob. This asteroid nonsense is just a liberal conspiracy to interfere with my reelection. 1.9720 0.00831 9849 3491 3143 3215
19 For someone who's just been fired, you seem rather smug. 1.9699 0.00850 8818 2957 3179 2682
20 Well, I see our time is up... 1.9494 0.00888 8064 2796 2890 2378
21 It feels like the worst is behind us 1.9441 0.00819 9392 3245 3433 2714
22 Of course you realize that this is only a temporary position" 1.9323 0.01612 2215 717 931 567
23 And at that moment, Bob realized his final breath on Earth would be wasted on a meeting that should have been an email. 1.9051 0.00943 7458 2878 2423 2157
24 Don't worry. By July everything will be back to normal. 1.8978 0.00938 7057 2589 2600 1868
25 Lump sum, not an annuity? Are you sure? 1.8956 0.00844 8196 3017 3081 2098
26 Can you think of any reason why you can’t start tomorrow? 1.8797 0.01287 3542 1278 1412 852
27 We see a big future in fossil fuels. 1.8753 0.01636 2397 937 822 638
28 We don’t believe in catastrophes, just opportunities 1.8749 0.01738 2015 755 757 503
29 Yes, we know it's coming, but I have it on good authority that it's no worse than the seasonal flu. 1.8614 0.00947 7092 2839 2415 1838
30 I’m sorry I have to let you go, but it’s not the end of the world. 1.8591 0.01291 3498 1300 1391 807
31 Really, we're too big to fail. 1.8583 0.00952 6756 2614 2485 1657
32 ...you’ll find something else, it’s not the end of the world. 1.8582 0.00812 9082 3471 3437 2174
33 We’re really looking for someone with knowledge of the next big thing to hit. 1.8394 0.01236 3930 1546 1469 915
34 Listen Finster, after 70,000,000 years Corporate knows how to manage risk. 1.8391 0.01026 5812 2320 2107 1385
35 One last thing.... 1.8371 0.01084 5329 2187 1832 1310
36 Nice try, Hal, but you're not getting me to turn around again. 1.8279 0.01584 2330 916 899 515
37 And finally, if you see something, say something. 1.8241 0.01348 3354 1369 1206 779
38 We're letting you go, but it's not the end of the world. 1.8172 0.00869 7664 3072 2936 1656
39 So I see you have chosen the sign-up bonus instead of the stock options. 1.8157 0.01088 5072 2075 1857 1140
40 I’m telling you, our future is in oil 1.7856 0.01312 3712 1669 1170 873
41 Get real. Doomed to repeat the past ? 1.7631 0.01043 6027 2888 1693 1446
42 Congratulations! Your cartoon caption will appear in the next issue of the New Yorker. 1.7586 0.01542 2867 1407 745 715
43 So, why do you think the meeting tomorrow won't be necessary? 1.7572 0.01758 1878 828 678 372
44 ...so barring some sort of apocalyptic event, the promotion is yours. 1.7567 0.01225 3871 1720 1381 770
45 What do you mean, it can't wait until tomorrow? 1.7538 0.02424 922 391 367 164
46 You're joining a great team, Carl. We're currently on day number 14,200,036 without a workplace injury 1.7533 0.01305 3466 1555 1211 700
47 Your test results came back negative. You have a long and healthy life ahead. 1.7532 0.01997 1410 613 532 265
48 The rest just boilerplate, ‘act of God’, yada yada yada... 1.7516 0.02248 1107 481 420 206
49 This threat of mass death is simply a farce, perpetrated by the mammals. 1.7484 0.01686 2079 941 720 418
50 Dinosaur extinction is fake news 1.7478 0.01414 3144 1484 969 691
51 How do you like my new Zoom backdrop? 1.7460 0.02063 1437 668 466 303
52 May a meteor strike me dead, if I'm lying. 1.7425 0.02159 1305 608 425 272
53 I guess extinction would qualify as force majeure. Why do you ask? 1.7315 0.01282 3520 1634 1207 679
54 Trust me when I say this Todd, this deal will be gone tomorrow. 1.7309 0.01314 3363 1550 1168 645
55 So, tell me where you expect to be in 65 million years. 1.7294 0.02265 1179 559 380 240
56 By 'great ball of fire,' I think you mean the business opportunity of a lifetime. Am I right or am I right? 1.7247 0.01401 2989 1401 1010 578
57 Yes, there is an act of God clause, why do you ask? 1.7233 0.02590 806 360 309 137
58 Not to sound cold-blooded, but I can’t guarantee this offer will still be on the table tomorrow. 1.7213 0.01322 3150 1428 1172 550
59 It’s really not anything more than a spark. It’s going to disappear. One day, it’s like a miracle, it will disappear. 1.7204 0.02241 1291 649 354 288
60 This Offer won't last long! 1.7142 0.02006 1382 638 501 243
61 There won't be another deal like this for a million years. 1.7095 0.01506 2568 1229 856 483
62 I feel like you know something you're not telling me about 1.7085 0.01558 2309 1081 820 408
63 Sign here, you won’t get a better deal for the rest of your life. 1.7058 0.01531 2393 1126 845 422
64 Fossil fuels. That's where our future lies. 1.7049 0.01590 2352 1163 729 460
65 It's fake, a hoax. You know those scientists 1.7038 0.01603 2319 1136 734 449
66 … and I'll throw in a lifetime warranty 1.7012 0.01634 2202 1076 709 417
67 Great resume. Give me an example of "calm in a crisis". 1.6984 0.01864 1721 852 536 333
68 We're specifically looking for someone who can adapt quickly to new environments. 1.6980 0.01621 2099 994 748 357
69 I don't understand why you feel you need the money up front. 1.6977 0.01614 2114 998 757 359
70 Last question: where do you see yourself in five years? 1.6943 0.01743 1943 961 615 367
71 This is a temporary position. 1.6935 0.01697 1912 914 672 326
72 Rex, I guarantee you this deal will not be on the table tomorrow. 1.6930 0.01741 1899 927 628 344
73 Sounds like we're done here. 1.6899 0.01758 1809 875 621 313
74 Trust me, once this asteroid hoax is over, the market's gonna soar. 1.6877 0.01895 1710 875 494 341
75 Meteors? Just another unproven hoax! 1.6870 0.02108 1345 678 410 257
76 What do you mean, "could I explain what acts of God are in 30 seconds or less?" 1.6834 0.02454 976 490 305 181
77 Don’t worry, I have it on good authority that we are too big to fail. 1.6794 0.01923 1603 814 489 300
78 Congratulations! Your test results came back negative; you’re going to live. 1.6792 0.01988 1490 754 460 276
79 I’m telling you Stan... fossil fuels are the future 1.6770 0.02001 1477 752 450 275
80 Would it kill you to be an optimist for once? 1.6764 0.02548 890 455 271 164
81 We’re going to have to let you go. We no longer feel the need for a meteor strike response team. 1.6763 0.02996 658 335 201 122
82 Well, the good news is that things can't get any worse. 1.6746 0.02164 1266 648 382 236
83 Yeah, right, Luthor. I didn't look when we were kids and I'm not about to look now. 1.6735 0.02037 1455 754 422 279
84 - People with your background are almost extinct, Mark. 1.6727 0.02034 1378 692 445 241
85 The extinction clause has been standard for millions of years- I wouldn’t worry about it. 1.6705 0.01983 1399 691 478 230
86 Best first manuscript since "To Kill an Archaeopteryx", we're fast-tracking this one. 1.6700 0.02146 1388 748 350 290
87 Sign here. You saved a bundle by excluding "acts of God." 1.6689 0.02037 1365 687 443 235
88 Welcome to the Republican Party. 1.6647 0.02311 1214 665 291 258
89 Your cover letter says you work well under pressure. Care to give an example? 1.6638 0.02078 1267 631 431 205
90 Asteroids? Come on that's just another liberal media hoax 1.6637 0.02696 785 400 249 136
91 What do you mean, 'later, gator' ...? 1.6618 0.02167 1227 631 380 216
92 And lastly, this clause protects our company in the event of a global pandemic or other unforeseen circumstances, but it’s just a formality. 1.6615 0.02077 1217 595 439 183
93 Today’s your last day... 1.6602 0.02237 1189 624 345 220
94 So, any final comments? 1.6584 0.02216 1165 600 363 202
95 Oh that? Fake. I just use it to mess with folks on video calls. 1.6580 0.02260 1120 577 349 194
96 We're looking for someone who thrives under intense pressure. 1.6574 0.02932 610 300 219 91
97 The long wait is finally over, you're getting promoted!" 1.6550 0.02278 1110 577 339 194
98 You see mass extinction, I see new markets. 1.6547 0.02893 666 340 216 110
99 Only one more day and retirement, here I come! 1.6544 0.02257 1062 534 361 167
100 So we lost the account; it's not the end of the world. 1.6543 0.02229 1105 560 367 178
101 What your story needs is a twist ending that no one sees coming. 1.6541 0.02272 1038 547 314 177
102 Well I’m afraid that’s all the time we have 1.6523 0.02462 929 479 294 156
103 From where I’m sitting, 2020’s going to be a great year. 1.6521 0.02288 1052 536 346 170
104 A force majeure clause? What are you, French? 1.6513 0.02315 1061 551 329 181
105 Yes, this clause right here covers 'acts of God' 1.6513 0.02209 1061 524 383 154
106 Typical," Rex thought. "And the interview had been going so well. 1.6504 0.02544 901 475 266 160
107 Trust me, people are going to be talking about this moment for a long time... 1.6495 0.02518 873 448 283 142
108 Bob wasted his final moment of clarity wondering if he should tell Steve about the spinach in his teeth 1.6494 0.02838 790 438 191 161
109 Would anything keep you from starting this week? 1.6492 0.02318 1029 528 334 167
110 I'm sorry Bert, but President Rex thinks your 'killer asteroid theory' is just another hoax. 1.6487 0.02420 1022 548 285 189
111 Good news..Fox is covering our report on the meteor hoax tonight 1.6479 0.02451 1014 550 271 193
112 You seem pretty chill for a guy who's just been fired. 1.6469 0.02383 997 523 305 169
113 May God strike me dead if I'm lyin' to ya, Larry. 1.6457 0.02449 985 527 280 178
114 This policy covers you for hemorrhoids, cystoids, humanoids, lymphoids, pretty much any kind of -oids. 1.6445 0.02405 948 488 309 151
115 Just like The President says, “What have you got to lose?” 1.6443 0.02469 967 518 275 174
116 And the policy comes with a lifetime guarantee. 1.6436 0.02325 968 487 339 142
117 You’re joining at the right time. This company’s about to blow up. 1.6429 0.02464 913 474 291 148
118 Feels good, doesn't it--to be the top of the food chain, masters of the universe, and have dominion over all the earth. Absolutely nothing can stop us now! 1.6409 0.02447 933 488 292 153
119 Are we finished? 1.6365 0.03078 597 324 169 104
120 It's a furlough, Dave. Not the end of the world. 1.6354 0.02574 864 462 255 147
121 Numbers don’t lie - we have reached the top of the evolutionary ladder my friend! 1.6350 0.02514 863 450 278 135
122 We're at the apex of evolution. What could go possibly wrong? 1.6343 0.02272 845 485 220 140
123 Do you like it? It was my ZOOM greenscreen background. Freaked everyone out! 1.6342 0.02586 853 456 253 144
124 It's a temp position. 1.6313 0.02500 819 416 289 114
125 Keep up the good work Bob. You've got a long future here. 1.6300 0.02593 808 424 259 125
126 What is it? Something in my teeth? 1.6297 0.02708 767 410 231 126
127 Barring unforeseen circumstances you can start tomorrow. 1.6286 0.02517 797 404 285 108
128 Unfortunately, we're going to have to let you go. But it isn't the end of the world. 1.6286 0.02616 797 425 245 127
129 Welcome aboard. You've got a bright future. 1.6285 0.02624 794 419 251 124
130 Where do see yourself in five million years? 1.6278 0.02653 790 421 242 127
131 We never know what's coming, do we 1.6268 0.02561 785 403 272 110
132 And this analysis predicts that real estate is about to explode 1.6268 0.02617 785 412 254 119
133 What do you mean you don’t see yourself here in five years? 1.6265 0.02779 688 359 227 102
134 Coverage starts immediately. Why do you ask? 1.6260 0.02753 778 429 211 138
135 Can you believe the Triassic is almost over? I'm still writing Jurassic on my checks. 1.6255 0.03448 470 267 118 85
136 Luckily, we're both essential. 1.6250 0.02937 624 331 197 96
137 Like "that's" ever gonna happen! 1.6220 0.02751 738 398 221 119
138 As you can see from these projections, we’re in a great position to dominate for the next hundred million years. 1.6218 0.02859 735 412 189 134
139 Welcome to the first day of the rest of your life. 1.6215 0.02887 642 339 207 96
140 Only exemption is mass extinction, but what are the odds of that? 1.6205 0.02680 722 376 244 102
141 Sign here to start your career in Big Oil! 1.6205 0.02854 722 401 194 127
142 Ha ha, Vern- right and there’s a velociraptor behind YOU. Now, let’s get back to these sales figures... 1.6182 0.02599 660 371 190 99
143 You'll love it here. Something exciting happens every day. 1.6174 0.04684 264 146 73 45
144 As your therapist, let me remind you that, the sun will come out tomorrow. 1.6171 0.02767 679 356 227 96
145 So, you didn’t get the promotion. It’s not like it’s the end of the world. 1.6165 0.02783 691 368 220 103
146 Look, take it or leave it. This deal won’t be here tomorrow. 1.6163 0.02693 688 364 228 96
147 We’ll be okay, I’m taking hydroxychloroquine. 1.6145 0.02950 677 380 178 119
148 How's tomorrow looking for you? 1.6143 0.03460 446 238 142 66
149 Trust me, it's not the end of the world. 1.6142 0.02617 674 383 187 104
150 I just don’t understand. Why would you want to sell ALL of your stock in the company? 1.6132 0.02879 667 363 199 105
151 The script is okay, but you need to find a killer ending. 1.6130 0.02818 664 353 215 96
152 Your equal pay was just approved, ma’am. 1.6121 0.03005 660 374 168 118
153 Once the pandemic eliminated mankind, it was safe to come out. The odds of another meteor wiping us out are astronomical. 1.6110 0.02913 653 357 193 103
154 I don’t know why people are panicking. Asteroids kill much fewer people than raptor attacks, and we don’t shut the country down for that. 1.6110 0.02810 653 347 214 92
155 No worries, it'll burn up before it gets here. My uncle was a meteorologist, and I have a good feel for thse things. 1.6108 0.03086 573 311 174 88
156 Perhaps you're not listening. I said you're fired! 1.6094 0.02936 635 346 191 98
157 Of course the contract has an Act of God clause. Why do you ask? 1.6094 0.02781 640 359 183 98
158 Your resume is impressive but you seem a bit distracted... 1.6082 0.02858 633 336 209 88
159 What's with the look? 1.6079 0.02851 630 333 211 86
160 We are excited to get everyone back in the office. We feel confident it’s the right time. 1.6078 0.04153 306 164 98 44
161 While we don’t offer life insurance, we do have a ping pong table in the break room. 1.6065 0.03065 615 346 165 104
162 We call the new disinfectant COMET. Kills EVERYTHING on contact. 1.6061 0.03663 429 241 116 72
163 What’s force majeure? 1.6055 0.03620 398 213 129 56
164 Asteroid damage? $1.75 extra - sign here. 1.6050 0.02887 605 319 206 80
165 Forty-four years you've been with us Phil. What does day 1 of retirement look like? 1.6050 0.03044 605 336 172 97
166 Tell me about a time when you’ve had to adapt to change. 1.6030 0.03013 597 327 180 90
167 Congratulations, you are now out of your time-share. 1.6023 0.02989 596 324 185 87
168 Per our conversations, I’ve included an Act of God clause 1.6020 0.02943 593 317 195 81
169 Yeah, it's my favorite Zoom backdrop 1.6020 0.03140 593 338 153 102
170 Believe me, there is no end in sight! 1.6020 0.02904 593 313 203 77
171 You're not seeing the big picture. 1.6020 0.03048 593 328 173 92
172 I think we’re done here. 1.6020 0.03057 593 329 171 93
173 We're looking for someone who works well on a deadline. 1.6017 0.02944 585 311 196 78
174 Good job on that crazy asteroid extinction theory. 1.6014 0.02976 587 316 189 82
175 "Cataclysm?!' You must be a Thesaurus. 1.6007 0.03105 586 329 162 95
176 Thanks for your years of hard work, Stan. Now get out there and enjoy your retirement! 1.5997 0.03087 572 316 169 87
177 I mean, we're dinosaurs. What could go wrong? 1.5982 0.03026 570 309 181 80
178 We're under a looming deadline . . . Can you start today? 1.5979 0.02975 562 298 192 72
179 Your idea to cut funds for the observatory saved us 20% this quarter! 1.5975 0.03163 564 318 155 91
180 What do you mean, ‘duck’ 1.5971 0.03236 561 323 141 97
181 It's ridiculous! The seasonal asteroid kills Dinos every year. Why should we be so worried about this one? 1.5961 0.03061 557 303 176 78
182 Congratulations! I am naming you our Director of Emergency Operations. 1.5957 0.03052 554 300 178 76
183 What... is there something in my teeth? 1.5956 0.03106 549 301 169 79
184 Can you give me an example of when you dealt with a high stress situation? 1.5955 0.03129 534 291 168 75
185 Love your script, but does everyone have to die at the end? 1.5952 0.03183 546 306 155 85
186 I'm sure the worst is behind us. 1.5952 0.03162 546 304 159 83
187 Forget the meteor Ben, we need to reopen the economy 1.5938 0.03413 517 303 121 93
188 I need a minute to think before I sign. 1.5938 0.03041 544 292 181 71
189 You won’t live to regret this. 1.5938 0.03214 544 308 149 87
190 Heh. Who's going to replace us? The mammals?! 1.5936 0.03573 406 221 129 56
191 So tell me, Dave... where do you see yourself five years from now? 1.5929 0.03310 533 308 134 91
192 Now Bob, it’s just an exit interview. It’s not like it’s the end of the world! 1.5913 0.03245 531 301 146 84
193 We’ve dominated the market for a hundred and fifty thousand years. We’re not going anywhere! 1.5900 0.03267 522 296 144 82
194 You know what they say: to survive in business we all gotta evolve. 1.5900 0.03129 522 284 168 70
195 Look I'm sorry to let you go Ralph, but hey it's not the end of the world. 1.5896 0.03327 519 299 134 86
196 This is our final offer 1.5896 0.03259 519 293 146 80
197 Barring anything unexpected, I'd say the job is yours! 1.5896 0.03155 519 284 164 71
198 It's fine. We've done it this way for millions of years. 1.5888 0.02856 518 302 144 72
199 I can't promise that this offer will still be on the table tomorrow. 1.5888 0.03219 518 289 153 76
200 You have to plan for the future. This extinction business is total fake news. 1.5888 0.03136 518 282 167 69
201 I think our time here is done 1.5887 0.03231 513 286 152 75
202 And after 90 days you receive healthcare benefits. 1.5878 0.03121 507 280 160 67
203 'I think you'll do very well here, I can see the fire in your eyes already ' 1.5873 0.03154 504 273 166 65
204 So tell me, Do you see a future here? 1.5873 0.03301 504 285 142 77
205 This insurance covers everything but an extinction level event 1.5858 0.03128 507 280 160 67
206 I'm sorry Frank, a meteorite would have to fall from the sky to give you the salary increase you ask for 1.5847 0.03269 496 277 148 71
207 Great resume! Your career with us should be meteoric. 1.5842 0.03222 493 271 156 66
208 Your experience surviving catastrophic meteor strikes particularly interests us. 1.5842 0.03384 493 284 130 79
209 The comet situation is all fake news made up by the media. 1.5840 0.03399 488 281 129 78
210 Acts of God are excluded, naturally. 1.5840 0.03336 488 276 139 73
211 Once in a million years, a moment like this comes along. 1.5818 0.03390 483 277 131 75
212 I know my numbers were a little low this quarter, but let’s not act like it’s the end of the world here. 1.5807 0.02291 477 284 142 51
213 On the bright side, the tumor is slow-growing—you’re much more likely to die from something else. 1.5802 0.03428 474 273 127 74
214 My biggest weakness? Probably timing 1.5802 0.03389 474 270 133 71
215 Well, Fred. It looks like you’ll fit right in here at ClimateDeniers.gov. 1.5783 0.03572 415 234 122 59
216 On second thought, it's not too early in the day for that martini. 1.5770 0.03297 461 254 148 59
217 You'll find moving here to Yucatan is the best move you ever made. 1.5764 0.03469 458 264 124 70
218 We've been around for 186 million years, so rest assured, we've seen everything..... 1.5756 0.03223 450 255 138 57
219 You know, I really feel like we're entering a new era with this 1.5743 0.03364 444 246 141 57
220 I’m seeing some real opportunities in fossil fuels, Rex! 1.5743 0.03424 444 250 133 61
221 We’re done 1.5743 0.03569 444 260 113 71
222 Were you wanting the collision coverage with your insurance?_ 1.5743 0.03379 444 247 139 58
223 No, you're not covered for that. Why do you ask? 1.5743 0.02953 444 278 100 66
224 Jim, the divorce has been finalized. Today’s the start of your new life! 1.5718 0.03409 439 246 135 58
225 What do you mean where do I see myself in the next 30 seconds? 1.5718 0.03588 439 258 111 70
226 Extinction events come and go. That’s why you need a long term plan. 1.5701 0.03525 435 251 120 64
227 I disagree with your assessment. In order for mammals to take over from us it would take a one in a billion event ! 1.5701 0.03570 428 248 116 64
228 Why are you in such a hurry to sell? 1.5698 0.03480 430 244 127 59
229 It’s right behind me, isn’t it 1.5694 0.03399 425 235 138 52
230 This is a short-term position. But it could evolve into something more. 1.5687 0.03384 422 232 140 50
231 And if I'm lying, may God strike me dead. 1.5680 0.03646 419 246 108 65
232 And finally, where do you see yourself five years from now? 1.5673 0.03489 416 234 128 54
233 No hidden fees. If I'm lying, may an asteroid strike me down! So, sign here on the dotted line... 1.5666 0.02453 413 257 109 47
234 I think you have a future in petroleum products! 1.5655 0.03679 412 243 105 64
235 Let's sign the contract. Nothing's going to change before Monday. 1.5655 0.03515 412 233 125 54
236 Tar pits, T-Rex attacks, plague—it’s all covered. Why? 1.5655 0.03582 412 237 117 58
237 Trump and Pence discuss the next four years of his presidency. 1.5645 0.03654 411 241 108 62
238 I'm impressed with your resume. Give me an example of how you can be cool under fire. 1.5642 0.03442 413 230 133 50
239 Barring any unforeseen issues, you’re hired! 1.5630 0.03258 405 214 154 37
240 Lighten up, Rex. This is a performance review - not the end of the world! 1.5625 0.03561 400 227 121 52
241 Climate change? Meteor? Fake news. 1.5619 0.02809 404 259 90 55
242 We may not use science, but we pride ourselves on knowing exactly what's ahead. 1.5617 0.03704 397 233 105 59
243 Let me start by saying, there's never a wrong time to rewrite your will. 1.5611 0.03590 401 230 117 54
244 Can you come up with a better predictive model? Everything in these points to mass extinction. 1.5601 0.03625 391 224 115 52
245 Double-glazed, why do you ask? 1.5595 0.03685 395 231 107 57
246 See you later, alligator. 1.5593 0.03582 388 237 92 59
247 These figures prove we are going to end the quarter with a bang! 1.5593 0.03478 388 214 131 43
248 You say in your resume that history repeats itself. Give me an example. 1.5593 0.03646 388 223 113 52
249 Call me a dinosaur Al, but I included the extinction rider in your policy. 1.5587 0.03433 392 215 135 42
250 So where do you see yourself in the next five years 1.5584 0.03831 385 231 93 61
251 Your Asteroid ☄️ prediction report looks too alarming for release, I’m tabling it for now. 1.5584 0.03759 385 227 101 57
252 This scientist’s report is ridiculous. Cockroaches outliving us? 1.5584 0.03795 385 229 97 59
253 This just says you can't sue us in case of unlikely catastrophic events. 1.5584 0.03613 385 219 117 49
254 Last question, what do you see yourself doing 30 seconds from now? 1.5581 0.03744 387 228 102 57
255 ‘Extinction?’ Fake news. Why do you ask? 1.5578 0.03852 389 236 89 64
256 The good news is you start tomorrow. 1.5578 0.03640 389 224 113 52
257 And this umbrella policy covers you in the unlikely event of extinction. 1.5578 0.03472 389 215 131 43
258 Think it over. Take all the time you need. 1.5573 0.03749 384 226 102 56
259 I think we're just about done here. 1.5573 0.03601 384 218 118 48
260 So tell me where you see yourself in 10 years 1.5573 0.03749 384 226 102 56
261 Third asteroid today, next they will be warning us to avoid eating bats.. 1.5564 0.03736 381 223 104 54
262 Got any plans for the long weekend? 1.5564 0.03717 381 222 106 53
263 Let's talk longevity, where do you see yourself in five years? 1.5564 0.03717 381 222 106 53
264 Any plans for the weekend, Don? 1.5564 0.03698 381 221 108 52
265 It seems as though our time together is coming to an end. 1.5564 0.03736 381 223 104 54
266 My next question for you is, how do you handle yourself during chaos? 1.5559 0.03521 376 208 127 41
267 No one on Earth can stop us now. 1.5559 0.03774 376 221 101 54
268 We are almost done here. 1.5556 0.03740 378 221 104 53
269 Cutting the meteor detection budget was a great idea I mean look at these numbers 1.5556 0.03674 378 230 91 57
270 Why, yes, we do offer accidental death and dismemberment coverage. Why do you ask? 1.5550 0.03673 382 221 110 51
271 End of the world?! Fake news. 1.5550 0.03760 373 218 103 52
272 If I'm lying, may a meteor fall from the sky and strike me down where I sit. 1.5550 0.03854 373 223 93 57
273 Carpe Diem 1.5544 0.03710 377 219 107 51
274 Congrats on finally paying off your mortgage! 1.5541 0.03744 370 215 105 50
275 There's never been a better time to buy insurance! 1.5541 0.03523 370 204 127 39
276 Extinction" is such an ugly word. Why don't we call it "attenuation. 1.5541 0.03744 370 215 105 50
277 I’m looking for an expert in crisis management 1.5541 0.03625 370 209 117 44
278 Relax Terry! It's just a legally binding contract, it's not the end of the world! 1.5535 0.03733 374 218 105 51
279 Trust me Dorothy, when a woman hits 40 she’s more likely to be hit by a meteorite than to find a husband. 1.5531 0.03846 367 218 95 54
280 Relax Lyle, these figures only tell part of the story. We're too big to fail - not gonna happen 1.5528 0.03963 369 226 82 61
281 We expect a complete economic recovery in a few million years. 1.5528 0.03772 369 216 102 51
282 I know it sounds unsavory, but petroleum is gonna be HUGE. 1.5528 0.03673 369 211 112 46
283 And of course there's the usual fine print about acts of God, blah blah blah. 1.5522 0.03691 364 208 111 45
284 I know people were saying we’d be destroyed by a meteor, but the president said it was just a beautiful shooting star and we weren’t even gonna notice it. Like a miracle, it will disappear as soon as it arrives, believe him 1.5519 0.04044 366 228 74 64
285 Rest assured, Sir, our company has been around for thousands of years. From where I sit, I don’t see us going anywhere soon. 1.5512 0.03877 361 215 93 53
286 Finding the winning lottery ticket the day before it expired, wow are you lucky! 1.5512 0.03479 361 216 99 46
287 If you see something.....say something !!! 1.5512 0.03776 361 215 95 51
288 We-e-ell, I've, uh...I've always loved you too, Leonard. 1.5500 0.03953 340 201 91 48
289 I love the manuscript, but the ending just isn't credible. 1.5493 0.03589 355 197 121 37
290 It's just a theory. 1.5493 0.03720 355 203 109 43
291 So, Jared, in addition to peace in the middle east and the coronavirus response, you’re also in charge of asteroid deflection. I’m sure you’ll do a great job. 1.5490 0.03870 357 212 94 51
292 By the way, what do you think of our latest virtual background for video calls 1.5490 0.03830 357 210 98 49
293 So, its a temporary position 1.5489 0.02687 348 220 90 38
294 Why, yes, the policy does cover acts of God. Why do you ask? 1.5489 0.03798 348 211 87 50
295 In that moment, Hank wondered if his quest for the corner office had been worth it, or if he should have spent more time pursuing his hunting and fishing passion. 1.5483 0.03765 352 203 105 44
296 Oh you like the painting? It's so I remember how the humans became extinct. 1.5480 0.03728 354 203 108 43
297 Believe me, this is a great time to invest in fossil fuels. 1.5475 0.03842 358 212 96 50
298 The good news is some sectors will benefit. The bad news is they're mammals 1.5473 0.03680 349 197 113 39
299 It's a hoax, believe me. 1.5473 0.03981 349 211 85 53
300 Isn’t this a great time to be alive! 1.5472 0.03969 318 184 94 40
301 Great Balls of Fire . . . Jerry Lee Lewis . . . Why do you ask? 1.5470 0.03880 351 208 94 49
302 I like the fire in your eyes. 1.5470 0.03880 351 208 94 49
303 I think the worst is behind us. 1.5469 0.04030 309 179 91 39
304 It's now or never! 1.5465 0.03929 355 214 88 53
305 Finally! A vaccine! 1.5460 0.04176 326 200 74 52
306 Can you explain the 272 million year gap in your resume? 1.5460 0.03948 348 209 88 51
307 I can assure you that there is no need to purchase the extra insurance. 1.5455 0.03830 352 207 98 47
308 Dear God, please end this time-share sales pitch. 1.5455 0.03935 352 212 88 52
309 I wouldn't worry if the project's late. It won't be the end of the world 1.5455 0.03545 352 194 124 34
310 ...and your health insurance coverage kicks in on Monday. 1.5455 0.03766 352 204 104 44
311 I'm sorry, but it says here your mass extinction insurance policy expired yesterday 1.5452 0.03841 343 200 99 44
312 I see here it says you adapt to change quickly. 1.5452 0.03796 343 198 103 42
313 It's a great script, kid, but nobody will ever believe that mammals could put US in a theme park... 1.5444 0.03791 349 213 86 50
314 I’m glad you brought up hazard pay. 1.5439 0.03805 342 198 102 42
315 Your job is about to become extinct. 1.5439 0.04024 342 208 82 52
316 And as you see here, we provide health care for life. 1.5439 0.03620 342 190 118 34
317 Congrats on making that final mortgage payment! 1.5439 0.03872 342 201 96 45
318 The asteroid? Please. It's a liberal conspiracy. 1.5435 0.03963 333 200 86 47
319 Termination is an opportunity, George, not the end of the world. 1.5430 0.03731 337 191 109 37
320 In a hundred years no one will know the difference. 1.5430 0.03961 337 201 89 47
321 Legal thought it was crazy, but they finally approved the wording of your 'Extinction Clause'. 1.5430 0.02618 337 211 93 33
322 With this deal I negotiated for you, you'll be set for the rest of your life! 1.5430 0.03778 337 193 105 39
323 What do you mean “Not again!”? 1.5430 0.03938 337 200 91 46
324 Good news! Your loan has been approved. 1.5419 0.03804 334 192 103 39
325 Sign on with us and you have a job for life. 1.5419 0.03780 334 191 105 38
326 Great news. Your restaurant loan is approved. 1.5419 0.03684 334 187 113 34
327 Sign the contract and only an act of God could stop the deal. 1.5417 0.03692 336 189 112 35
328 We've added meteor coverage to the policy, just in case "that" happens again. 1.5413 0.03984 303 174 94 35
329 Will you take a check? 1.5408 0.04039 331 200 83 48
330 I'm telling you, there is never a bad time to refinance your house. 1.5408 0.03806 331 190 103 38
331 I’m cutting funding and disbanding the asteroid task force. 1.5405 0.03952 333 198 90 45
332 Jeff, 45 years in the data entry department, your retirement truly feels like the end of an era. 1.5405 0.03860 333 194 98 41
333 Let's quickly go through your End-of-World performance review 1.5396 0.03880 328 191 97 40
334 Ok,here's my final offer. 1.5392 0.04008 332 200 85 47
335 Trust me, the future is hydrocarbons. 1.5392 0.03892 332 195 95 42
336 ”Fake news! Won’t affect us and will be gone very quickly 1.5392 0.03985 332 199 87 46
337 Congratulations Ogg! You are our new VP of Long Term Planning! 1.5385 0.04470 247 144 73 30
338 A what...? Ha,no. That’s just a gag sticker my kid put up there. Plus it’s supposed to keep pterodactyls from flying into the windows. 1.5385 0.04097 325 198 79 48
339 So that’s everything. Tomorrow we will take a few photos and announce your lottery winnings. 1.5380 0.03799 329 189 103 37
340 I've created the greatest economy the world has ever seen, and it's going to keep getting better! 1.5380 0.04127 329 203 75 51
341 Tell me about a situation when you've had to give someone bad news. 1.5377 0.04095 318 192 81 45
342 The absolutely best time to buy life insurance is when you don't need it. 1.5370 0.03989 324 193 88 43
343 Who you calling a dinosaur? You’re the one who brought in a print resume? 1.5368 0.04018 326 196 85 45
344 Tell me where you see yourself in five years time. 1.5368 0.04065 326 198 81 47
345 Not to worry! The President says it’s a hoax. 1.5368 0.04042 326 197 83 46
346 Market timing is for day traders and Pterodactyls. Our focus is on fundamental, long-term growth.. 1.5368 0.03850 326 189 99 38
347 On the positive side, we think your fossil fuel investments have a bright future. 1.5363 0.04007 317 188 88 41
348 ‘“Yes, we carry catastrophic risk insurance. Why do you ask?” 1.5363 0.03932 317 185 94 38
349 Your resume looks great but I'm a little concerned about your focus. 1.5363 0.03982 317 187 90 40
350 End of an era, eh Rex? 1.5350 0.03934 314 183 94 37
351 No one's ever asked about the force majeure clause before.... 1.5350 0.03160 314 196 84 34
352 Getting you out of this contract would take an act of God. 1.5350 0.04185 314 193 74 47
353 After all these years, you’ve finally earned that sabbatical. 1.5342 0.03893 307 176 98 33
354 The bad news is you're fired, the good news is that it isn't the end of the world. 1.5342 0.04209 307 188 74 45
355 So we’re reopening this week 1.5340 0.03336 309 191 84 34
356 With a portfolio like this, you're on your way to an early retirement. 1.5340 0.03765 309 173 107 29
357 Why, yes, we do offer hazard pay. 1.5338 0.03775 311 175 106 30
358 The odds of something going wrong are like being hit by a meteor. 1.5338 0.04092 311 187 82 42
359 I think you'll find that this policy covers just about every risk you could imagine. 1.5338 0.03883 311 179 98 34
360 Barring any unexpected disasters, you can start tomorrow.” 1.5333 0.04218 270 157 82 31
361 I see here on your resume that you’re hoping to evolve. I like that. 1.5325 0.03992 308 181 90 37
362 Sign it. This offer won't be available tomorrow. 1.5325 0.04005 308 189 77 42
363 An extinction clause? Sure, we can put that in. 1.5325 0.04071 308 184 84 40
364 10 seconds could save you 15% or more on life insurance. 1.5325 0.04084 308 187 79 42
365 Oh yeah! I talked to Trump. It’s all good, just going to disappear. 1.5325 0.04323 308 194 64 50
366 And may I be immediately struck dead by a flaming meteorite if I've misrepresented any detail about the benefits your time share agreement, Mr. Prince. 1.5325 0.04198 308 189 74 45
367 Any experience in disaster management? 1.5321 0.03980 312 184 90 38
368 Carl basked in the victory that all of his procrastinating and laziness had finally paid off. 1.5321 0.04006 312 185 88 39
369 if I'm lying, may God strike me down 1.5314 0.04174 303 184 77 42
370 Any final words? 1.5311 0.04075 305 182 84 39
371 May God strike me dead if I’m lying. 1.5311 0.04256 305 189 70 46
372 You'll never get another offer like this as long as you live. 1.5311 0.04048 305 181 86 38
373 The asteroid? It's going to disappear. One day, it's like a miracle, it will disappear. 1.5309 0.03797 307 201 60 46
374 --anyways, there's no way June could get any worse. 1.5298 0.04025 302 178 88 36
375 "Whatever you have to say will have to wait till I'm finished 1.5298 0.03545 302 197 65 40
376 This policy covers every eventuality, short of the sky falling... 1.5298 0.03885 302 173 98 31
377 Are you willing to relocate? 1.5296 0.04005 304 179 89 36
378 Please remember, this is a long term commitment 1.5294 0.03931 306 178 94 34
379 Go ahead and sleep on it. What could happen before tomorrow? 1.5279 0.04076 305 183 83 39
380 Disbanding the meteorite prevention program has really boosted profits. 1.5268 0.03981 298 174 91 33
381 Why the sudden interest in life insurance? 1.5268 0.03953 298 173 93 32
382 Of course this Financial Plan is based on certain assumptions which could change without warning.... 1.5268 0.04175 298 181 77 40
383 Seriously, whattaya got to lose? 1.5268 0.02287 298 192 81 25
384 I guess that’s it. 1.5258 0.04037 291 178 76 37
385 So Stan, where do you see yourself in the next 5 years? 1.5258 0.00946 291 203 62 26
386 See that meteor behind me? Sell it to me 1.5258 0.04052 291 171 87 33
387 Trust me. This climate change thing is just a hoax. 1.5258 0.04335 291 181 67 43
388 Where do you think you'll be in 65 million years? 1.5258 0.03452 291 182 77 32
389 The position is only temporary. 1.5258 0.03993 291 169 91 31
390 ''Yes Mr. Dile, your coverage does include natural disasters.'' 1.5258 0.04052 291 171 87 33
391 I assure you Mr. Phelps, our firm has been in business for millions of years. I don't think you have anything to worry about. 1.5258 0.03963 291 168 93 30
392 You’re joining at a good time because we all just started safely coming back into work. 1.5254 0.03728 295 176 88 31
393 Unfortunately, that’s all the time we have. 1.5254 0.04208 295 180 75 40
394 Trust me, we've been in business here for 230 million years. 1.5254 0.04262 295 182 71 42
395 We're the most advanced species earth will ever see. What could change that? 1.5254 0.04125 295 177 81 37
396 Plans for the weekend? 1.5253 0.03991 297 174 90 33
397 This is the last of the paperwork. And then we're finished. 1.5243 0.04342 288 179 67 42
398 It's the usual mass extinction clause...just a formality. 1.5243 0.04142 288 172 81 35
399 ... and where do you picture yourself in, say, five minutes? 1.5243 0.04258 288 176 73 39
400 Who even knows where we’ll be in five years. 1.5243 0.04229 288 175 75 38
401 Yes sir! Natural disasters, acts of God, cosmic events—all 100% covered! 1.5243 0.03933 288 165 95 28
402 We like someone with an eye to the future 1.5243 0.04142 288 172 81 35
403 Welcome to the firm! I see a bright future ahead. 1.5243 0.03871 288 163 99 26
404 I've even included that extinction clause you're so worried about." 1.5243 0.04113 288 171 83 34
405 Do you have any experience at Risk Management? 1.5241 0.04004 290 169 90 31
406 Agnostic! Why do you ask? 1.5240 0.04042 292 172 87 33
407 Imagine this, fuel... but made out of people. 1.5240 0.03612 292 188 67 37
408 We should be finished any minute now. 1.5240 0.04129 292 175 81 36
409 Why the long face? 1.5228 0.04234 285 173 75 37
410 Great! So just sign here and I'll take your deposit. The policy will payout in the event of natural disaster- heh, heh, heh. 1.5228 0.04263 285 174 73 38
411 And Tuesday is Taco Night! 1.5214 0.04046 280 163 88 29
412 It’s been great working here. Also- I slept with your wife. 1.5213 0.04414 282 177 63 42
413 « Resignation letter? Wow I didn’t see that coming... » 1.5213 0.04179 282 169 79 34
414 Tell me about a time you adapted to change. 1.5213 0.04148 282 168 81 33
415 I said 'you've got the raise'. A smile would be nice. 1.5213 0.04239 282 171 75 36
416 We've been in business for millions of years, and expect to be in business for millions more. This deal is risk free! 1.5213 0.02806 282 181 75 26
417 They tell me these dragon suits are much more effective than hydroxychloroquine...... 1.5213 0.04442 282 178 61 43
418 No, I'm serious, Jerry--the New Yorker finally accepted one of my submissions! 1.5211 0.04304 284 175 70 39
419 Would you define Armageddon as a disaster or selling opportunity? 1.5200 0.04132 275 162 83 30
420 Jerry, you know the stock market hasn't been favorable to us in the last quarter, but it's not like it's the end of the world. 1.5197 0.04120 279 165 83 31
421 Relax. It''s headed to Yucatan. 1.5197 0.04120 279 165 83 31
422 Oh, that? Not to worry. My friend Xi says it will just disappear. 1.5197 0.04025 279 162 89 28
423 Everything looks good. You could retire tomorrow. 1.5196 0.04160 281 168 80 33
424 And as you can see, the policy comes with a lifetime guarantee. 1.5187 0.04007 268 153 91 24
425 We've seen steady growth for 175 million years--no reason to change now. 1.5181 0.04153 276 164 81 31
426 Take the weekend to think about it, I’m not going anywhere. 1.5181 0.04216 276 166 77 33
427 I would consider putting fossil fuels in your portfolio. 1.5178 0.04395 253 152 71 30
428 Today is the first day of the rest of our lives! 1.5166 0.04492 271 171 60 40
429 The good news is that this will provide income for the rest of your life. 1.5166 0.04306 271 165 72 34
430 So, where do you see yourself three seconds from now? 1.5166 0.04523 271 172 58 41
431 There's a meteor behind me, isn't there. 1.5164 0.04228 275 166 76 33
432 And where do you see yourself five years from now? 1.5164 0.04100 275 162 84 29
433 We need someone who can adapt quickly. 1.5164 0.04259 275 167 74 34
434 And how well would you say you work under pressure? 1.5164 0.03969 275 158 92 25
435 Likeable characters, but the doomsday plot seems a bit far-fetched 1.5164 0.04196 275 165 78 32
436 What the heck! Let's just scratch out this 'Act of God' clause. 1.5164 0.04472 275 174 60 41
437 Of course, we offer full coverage. Why do you ask? 1.5164 0.04002 275 159 90 26
438 We don’t anticipate any major changes in the market for several years. 1.5164 0.04321 275 169 70 36
439 So now you want to finance it? 1.5164 0.04132 275 163 82 30
440 Never mind about the meteor. It’ll disappear like magic. 1.5164 0.04259 275 167 74 34
441 ...but here's the kicker: it's got a lifetime guarantee. 1.5164 0.04501 275 175 58 42
442 I finally quit smoking!” 1.5149 0.04145 268 158 82 28
443 So, where do you see yourself in five year’s time? 1.5149 0.04212 268 170 62 36
444 From my lips to God's ears, if I am B.S.ing you, right now, may I be struck down by a meteor. 1.5149 0.04294 268 165 69 34
445 I'm sorry, but our time is up. 1.5149 0.04310 268 163 72 33
446 So that’s the plan: The virus wipes them out, and we have the whole place to ourselves again. 1.5149 0.04343 268 164 70 34
447 Where do you you see yourself in five minutes? 1.5149 0.04245 268 161 76 31
448 We have it totally under control. It’s one “asteroid” coming in from China, and we have it under control. It’s going to be just fine. 1.5149 0.04438 268 167 64 37
449 Don't worry. It's a painting to help sell insurance policies ! 1.5147 0.04263 272 165 74 33
450 The mammals are making great strides, but I just don't see them doing well long-term. 1.5132 0.04076 265 164 70 31
451 No, our benefit package doesn’t cover mass extinction. Why do you ask? 1.5132 0.04380 265 163 68 34
452 Are you sure you don't want to renew for another year?" 1.5132 0.04347 265 162 70 33
453 Why don’t you take some time off, Frank. You need to cheer yourself up, live a little! 1.5115 0.04580 262 167 56 39
454 I'll tack on an extinction rider at no extra cost. 1.5115 0.04215 262 156 78 28
455 This policy covers every contingency. 1.5115 0.04317 262 159 72 31
456 Actually, forget it. She can keep the house. 1.5113 0.04368 266 164 68 34
457 Where do you see yourself in sixty-five million years? 1.5113 0.03923 266 166 70 30
458 Their culture wasn’t prepared for a teensy little virus — and we’re the ones with “lizard brains”? 1.5113 0.04432 266 166 64 36
459 Today we make history. 1.5113 0.04368 266 164 68 34
460 Make dinosaurs great again". Yes, I love it 1.5097 0.04380 257 162 61 34
461 You know what I say, Williams. Evolve or die. Evolve or die. 1.5097 0.04203 257 152 79 26
462 Barring any unforeseen circumstances, you have a real future here. 1.5097 0.04107 259 151 84 24
463 So, barring any catastrophe, I'm gonna need you to work Saturdays for the next few months. 1.5095 0.04305 263 160 72 31
464 And of course, in the very unlikely event that Dinosaurs are wiped out, the Crocodiles and Alligators will inherit everything. 1.5094 0.04281 265 161 73 31
465 Our force majeure clause is air tight- it covers everything short of extinction! 1.5079 0.04523 254 159 61 34
466 ...and what part do the mammals play in this five year plan? 1.5079 0.04489 254 158 63 33
467 No one thinks they need extinction coverage until they need it 1.5079 0.04489 254 158 63 33
468 Why the hesitation? You see something I don't? 1.5079 0.04419 254 156 67 31
469 I can only offer you a temporary position. 1.5079 0.04312 254 153 73 28
470 I'm sorry Johnson, but there's no future for you at this company if you're not willing to evolve into a small flying animal with a beak and poor bowel control. 1.5079 0.03834 254 168 54 32
471 Our receptionist just gave me her two seconds notice. 1.5079 0.04276 254 154 72 28
472 This offer won’t last forever. 1.5079 0.04276 254 152 75 27
473 All those weekends and late evenings you've spent here at the office have finally paid off. We want to make you a partner. 1.5078 0.04179 256 151 80 25
474 It’s all going to disappear. One day, like a miracle. 1.5078 0.04428 256 163 58 35
475 I'm sorry, we have to let you go. But it's not the end of the world, you know? 1.5078 0.04197 256 159 67 30
476 You may have heard disturbing rumors of impending global climate change, but let me assure you that they are patently false. 1.5078 0.04323 256 155 72 29
477 Extinction event"? I'm not sure what you mean 1.5078 0.04251 256 153 76 27
478 We’ve expanded “Acts of God” to include Extinction Events 1.5078 0.04119 258 151 83 24
479 As part of your portfolio we intend to get you into oil and gas. 1.5078 0.04603 258 165 55 38
480 We couldn’t be more excited about your future here at ExxonMobil. 1.5077 0.04410 260 161 66 33
481 Trust me, economy will soar next year. Big Bang Year. 1.5077 0.02883 260 171 65 24
482 Tell me, where do you see yourself in five seconds? 1.5065 0.04503 231 139 67 25
483 It says you're a crisis management expert, can you elaborate on that? 1.5059 0.04139 253 148 82 23
484 How adaptable would you say you are during times of disruption and change? 1.5059 0.04288 253 152 74 27
485 Our analysts expect the market to rebound by the mid-Cretaceous period. 1.5059 0.04101 253 147 84 22
486 That was once in 65 million years. 1.5059 0.04325 253 153 72 28
487 Well, the divorce is official, you are finally free! 1.5058 0.04000 257 160 69 28
488 Today, I’m proud to declare that Pangea is in the midst of an economic boom the likes of which the world has never seen before. 1.5058 0.04617 257 165 54 38
489 And it says here you graduated with extinction? 1.5058 0.04321 259 158 71 30
490 Your editorial on Avoiding Extinction is eye opening and to the point. I’m putting it on the front page tomorrow! 1.5041 0.04628 244 154 57 33
491 Just the usual 'Act of God' legal-ese. Nothing to worry about. Why do you ask? 1.5041 0.04453 246 151 66 29
492 The team has just had enough of your apocalyptic prophesying, Jeff 1.5041 0.04453 246 151 66 29
493 Sorry, your dystopian story doesn't fit with our views. 1.5041 0.04415 246 150 68 28
494 What do you see yourself doing one minute from now? 1.5041 0.04635 246 156 56 34
495 Yep, we're dinosaurs, all right. A dying breed. 1.5041 0.04184 246 144 80 22
496 I’m sorry but this is your last day. 1.5041 0.03632 246 156 66 24
497 “This time we’ll be prepared.” 1.5041 0.03960 246 161 55 30
498 First it was the ice age, then the plague, and now it's this whole extinction nonsense. 1.5041 0.04453 246 151 66 29
499 Ice Age?! Nah, that's just fake news 1.5040 0.04276 248 148 75 25
500 Final question... 1.5040 0.04444 248 160 54 34
501 I guarantee this is the last policy you'll ever need. 1.5040 0.04499 248 154 63 31
502 Don't worry. The mammals will soon be extinct. 1.5040 0.03659 248 163 57 28
503 Just sign here. I mean, what’s the worst that can happen? 1.5040 0.02176 248 164 66 18
504 I love your dystopian vision. But mammals? 1.5040 0.04238 248 147 77 24
505 Well, if we don't meet our goals for this quarter, it won't be the end of the world. 1.5040 0.04389 248 151 69 28
506 Asteroids are nothing but bulbous, bald, crater-faced space pebbles that— There’s one right behind me, isn’t there? 1.5040 0.04389 248 151 69 28
507 ‘Acts of God’ are excluded, but it’s not like you live in a flood zone. 1.5040 0.04426 248 152 67 29
508 Do I have something in my teeth? 1.5040 0.04472 250 155 64 31
509 Don't worry about Comet-19. When warm weather returns, it will disappear. 1.5022 0.04819 229 146 51 32
510 Everything is under control 1.5020 0.04577 245 154 59 32
511 Sure, some are going to die, but getting the economy back on track is what's important. 1.5020 0.04577 245 154 59 32
512 Disruption means opportunity, that's our motto. 1.5020 0.03971 245 146 78 21
513 Thank you for your signature, your life insurance policy will be in effect starting tomorrow. 1.5020 0.04449 249 154 65 30
514 Meh, that's just fake news from liberal media. 1.5000 0.03961 242 159 54 29
515 Of course our life insurance policy can protect you during the apocalypse! 1.5000 0.04192 242 142 79 21
516 So that’s not a Zoom background? 1.5000 0.04657 242 154 55 33
517 The End. 1.5000 0.04657 242 154 55 33
518 What's my biggest strength? Im adaptable. Very adaptable. 1.5000 0.04508 242 150 63 29
519 Last words, if you knew the world was ending? Go! 1.5000 0.04620 242 153 57 32
520 „Oh man, you leaving the firm feels like the end of an era.“ 1.5000 0.04431 242 153 59 30
521 Don’t worry about it. They’ve been predicting the end of the world for ages. 1.5000 0.04293 242 152 62 28
522 Something tells me this is going to be a quick meeting. 1.5000 0.04583 242 152 59 31
523 Trust me, Havermeyer. Today marks the beginning of a whole new age. 1.5000 0.04620 242 153 57 32
524 No, your insurance doesn’t cover damage from a meteorite. Why do you ask? 1.5000 0.04110 242 140 83 19
525 Mort, you okay? You seem distracted. 1.5000 0.04299 240 143 74 23
526 As you can see, you're insured against every conceivable risk. 1.5000 0.04545 242 151 61 30
527 Do you have any experience working with mammals? 1.5000 0.04657 242 154 55 33
528 I don't think you will need retirement benefits. 1.5000 0.04273 242 144 75 23
529 Short of a meteor crashing to earth, your investments are safe with me. 1.5000 0.04469 242 149 65 28
530 This is for catastrophic coverage. You know, the stuff that never happens. 1.5000 0.04431 242 153 59 30
531 Sure, no one has ever requested it before, but we can get you signed up for the catastrophic health insurance plan. Welcome aboard, Steve! 1.5000 0.04574 240 150 60 30
532 Trust me, you’ll probably work here till the day you die! 1.5000 0.04313 242 145 73 24
533 As you can see here the extended warranty is your best bet. 1.5000 0.04620 242 153 57 32
534 I’m pretty sure this Extinction Thing is nothing but Fake News. 1.5000 0.04766 242 157 49 36
535 Whats the rush? You've got your whole life ahead of you. 1.5000 0.04273 242 144 75 23
536 Great! You can start Monday. 1.5000 0.04192 242 142 79 21
537 'Where do you see yourself in 5 years?' 1.4979 0.04732 237 152 52 33
538 Where do you see you see yourself in 5 years time? 1.4979 0.04617 237 149 58 30
539 Have a great retirement, Doug! 1.4979 0.03255 237 159 54 24
540 It'll go away, like a miracle 1.4979 0.04539 237 147 62 28
541 it's now or never, man. 1.4979 0.04500 237 146 64 27
542 Did you catch the Big Bang Theory Finale? 1.4979 0.04732 237 152 52 33
543 So, Bob, where do you see yourself five years from now? 1.4979 0.04913 235 155 43 37
544 It’s a once-in-a-lifetime offer 1.4979 0.04568 235 146 61 28
545 This is a limited time offer. 1.4979 0.04568 235 146 61 28
546 Meteor insurance? Sure! Why not? 1.4979 0.04488 235 144 65 26
547 Go ahead, take the deal. What's the worst that could happen? 1.4979 0.03949 235 149 62 24
548 You tell me, what could possibly go wrong? 1.4979 0.04488 235 144 65 26
549 It's just a formality and you'll be finished in a second. 1.4979 0.04280 235 139 75 21
550 Good, good. Now -- where do you see yourself in five years? 1.4979 0.04647 235 148 57 30
551 You can have a variable rate for 5 years, or a 65 million year fixed. 1.4979 0.04608 235 147 59 29
552 Ok Daniel, this covers you for everything except acts of God. 1.4979 0.04725 235 150 53 32
553 All I said was that our rise has been meteoric. Why are you giving me that look? 1.4979 0.04528 235 145 63 27
554 I'm sorry to see you go, Rex. Enjoy your retirement. 1.4978 0.03170 223 149 53 21
555 The 'catastrophe' clause is just boilerplate." 1.4958 0.04267 236 140 75 21
556 So, you are applying for Gator aid? 1.4957 0.04542 234 145 62 27
557 And then it hit me, right out of the blue... 1.4957 0.04378 234 141 70 23
558 Eh, it reads a bit pessimistic. The President says we've got these meteorites under control. 1.4957 0.04461 234 143 66 25
559 My final offer. 1.4957 0.04692 232 147 55 30
560 We'll get back to you on Monday! 1.4956 0.04754 228 145 53 30
561 All this talk of extinction just kills me! 1.4956 0.04954 228 150 43 35
562 For us, the sky's the limit . . . 1.4952 0.04541 210 125 66 19
563 Pretty conclusive evidence this meteorite thing is just a big hoax. 1.4937 0.04379 237 144 69 24
564 I say this to all my new clients: divorce is not the end of the world. 1.4937 0.04254 237 141 75 21
565 Don’t worry about it! President Rex swears it’s a hoax. 1.4936 0.04406 235 143 68 24
566 The asteroid threat will vanish by April! 1.4936 0.04568 235 147 60 28
567 The Koch brothers last meeting 1.4935 0.04787 231 149 50 32
568 A big boom is coming and we're ready for it. 1.4935 0.04503 231 142 64 25
569 Can you find a word in there that rhymes with “distinction?. 1.4935 0.04503 231 142 64 25
570 You're joking, right? 1.4935 0.03850 231 155 49 27
571 I thought you'd be more excited about this promotion. 1.4935 0.03946 231 152 53 26
572 Look, I just don’t see a future for you here. 1.4935 0.04586 231 144 60 27
573 Congrats! You can start tomorrow morning. 1.4934 0.04490 229 140 65 24
574 So now that this DINO-virus-19 pandemic is under control, life is looking good.... 1.4934 0.04858 229 149 47 33
575 I always wanted to say this to someone going on furlough.... “See you later, alligator”. 1.4934 0.04819 229 148 49 32
576 Remember Dan, we are investing for the the long term. 1.4934 0.04532 229 141 63 25
577 Let's talk about catastrophic insurance. 1.4934 0.04134 229 132 81 16
578 Yes, we do provide life insurance for employees and their families. Why do you ask? 1.4934 0.04532 229 141 63 25
579 The Jurassic administration said they left us some sort of 'playbook', but how likely is it we'll need that? I mean, really. 1.4934 0.04616 229 143 59 27
580 Well, this really puts me between a rock and a hard place. Let's talk Monday. 1.4934 0.04490 229 140 65 24
581 I wouldn't be concerned with the 'Act of God' clause. Those are one-in-a-billion year events that never happen. 1.4934 0.04657 229 144 57 28
582 Well then, barring any unforeseens, welcome to Mesozoic, Inc. 1.4934 0.04858 229 149 47 33
583 So you say your greatest skill is evolving in changing environments? 1.4934 0.04447 229 139 67 23
584 And the second page is just a formality, it just waves all liabilities on our part in the unlikely event of an asteroid strike 1.4933 0.04965 225 148 43 34
585 Trust me, as long as dinosaurs walk the earth, you’ll be pulling in residuals. 1.4933 0.04548 225 138 63 24
586 You do know that this is a temporary position. 1.4933 0.04460 225 136 67 22
587 ....and that’s our final offer! 1.4933 0.04634 225 140 59 26
588 Your future is in fossil fuels. 1.4933 0.04578 223 137 62 24
589 Of course no one can predict when they might need insurance. 1.4933 0.04751 223 141 54 28
590 This policy doesn't cover mass extinction, but that's never going to happen. 1.4914 0.04530 232 144 62 26
591 And with this new policy update I think you'll be prepared for anything the universe can throw at you. 1.4914 0.04612 232 146 58 28
592 You'll enjoy it here, every day is different. 1.4914 0.04612 232 146 58 28
593 One word: Plastics. 1.4912 0.04504 228 140 64 24
594 A pandemic? That’s as remote as a meteor hitting the earth and destroying our civilization. 1.4912 0.04713 228 145 54 29
595 No, this life insurance policy doesn’t have any exclusions...why do you ask? 1.4912 0.04461 228 139 66 23
596 `` And this contract will provide you with a generous, guaranteed, life-time income.'' 1.4912 0.04504 228 140 64 24
597 No, it does not cover acts of god. 1.4912 0.04631 228 143 58 27
598 It’s an old painting called ‘2020’, pretty cool right? 1.4912 0.04661 226 142 57 27
599 I don’t believe the scientists either... 1.4912 0.04661 226 142 57 27
600 No, your policy doesn't cover that. Why do you ask? 1.4912 0.04619 226 141 59 26
601 Live for today!" that's my motto 1.4912 0.04401 226 136 69 21
602 Now, keep in mind, this position is only temporary. 1.4911 0.04474 224 136 66 22
603 I think your future here is looking bright, Gary. 1.4911 0.04606 224 139 60 25
604 They won't know what hit them! 1.4911 0.04518 224 137 64 23
605 I got to tell you Frank, you keeps producing these types of numbers this company going to explode! 1.4911 0.02757 224 155 48 21
606 a fireball comin at my head, that’s a good one ya almost had me turn around an look 1.4890 0.04518 227 140 63 24
607 The impact of this merger will blow you away. 1.4890 0.04518 227 140 63 24
608 Look. The only thing the policy doesn’t cover is Cretaceous-Tertiary extinction, but c’mon! 1.4890 0.04687 227 144 55 28
609 Yet another hoax by the dynocrats 1.4890 0.04851 227 148 47 32
610 Actually please add in the extinction clause. You know, just in case... 1.4890 0.04475 227 139 65 23
611 Deals like this only happen once in a million years!" 1.4890 0.04604 227 142 59 26
612 Congratulations on being our first ever Cash For Life lottery winner; Five hundred dollars a week for the rest of your life. 1.4890 0.04687 227 144 55 28
613 I love your script Al, but the ending needs a bigger surprise. 1.4889 0.04591 225 140 60 25
614 The real estate is a buyer’s market, you know, what with the apocalypse and everything 1.4889 0.04676 225 142 56 27
615 It's okay, this won't be my first existential crisis. 1.4889 0.04884 225 147 46 32
616 ...but what these so called “scientists” don’t mention is how many tiny meteoroids enter the atmosphere every single day. 1.4889 0.04634 225 141 58 26
617 I found your essay on how humans made themselves extinct utterly fascinating. What do you think that was like? 1.4888 0.04488 223 136 65 22
618 I know outside it looks like it's the end of the world, but here at Goldman Sachs, we know exactly how to make money from it. 1.4888 0.04708 223 141 55 27
619 I'm de-funding the Disaster Preparedness Commission. If we have one, we'll just blame our opponents and give reconstruction projects to our friends. 1.4888 0.04959 223 147 43 33
620 You and I are survivors, my friend. Always have been. Always will be. 1.4888 0.04751 223 142 53 28
621 Don’t worry about that. We’re too big to fail. 1.4888 0.04533 223 137 63 23
622 ...and get this, those same experts said we'd get hit by a meteor sometime this week. 1.4887 0.04608 221 137 60 24
623 As a life form, I still think we haven't peaked. 1.4887 0.04696 221 139 56 26
624 We're expecting a boom. 1.4887 0.04425 221 133 68 20
625 An employee like you is almost extinct. 1.4887 0.04563 221 136 62 23
626 Look at me as the window into your future.. 1.4879 0.04979 207 133 47 27
627 At last, pandemic is over 1.4879 0.04787 207 129 55 23
628 Now that the Mergers and Acquisitions people are on board, there's nothin that can stop us. 1.4865 0.04636 222 139 58 25
629 What can you tell me about Adam Smith’s theory of the invisible hand? 1.4864 0.04842 220 142 49 29
630 You’re perfectly positioned. The Market is getting ready to explode. 1.4864 0.04623 220 137 59 24
631 I hope you will accept the offer of a position in our firm. We think you have a long, bright future ahead of you. 1.4864 0.04393 220 132 69 19
632 Of course, we’d like to plan for that, but our board isn’t going to let us sacrifice quarterly profits on a hunch. 1.4864 0.04440 220 133 67 20
633 You’ve certainly got a bright future here. 1.4864 0.04532 220 135 63 22
634 Welp, looks like our time is up. 1.4864 0.04756 220 140 53 27
635 Extinction? Don't be ridiculous. It's just another flu. 1.4864 0.04623 220 137 59 24
636 Jeffery relax, today's meeting won't be the end of the world. 1.4864 0.04248 220 129 75 16
637 So congratulations, you start Monday morning, barring any unforeseen events. 1.4864 0.04532 220 135 63 22
638 I don’t know, I just have a feeling that something big is about to happen. 1.4864 0.04532 220 135 63 22
639 Yes, we cover extinction. 1.4864 0.04486 220 134 65 21
640 There are a lot of contingencies in this contract, but rarely does anything out of the ordinary happen around here. 1.4864 0.04486 220 134 65 21
641 No worries, in a few seconds we will be finished. 1.4864 0.04578 220 136 61 23
642 Your article on our impending extinction was well-written, but I just didn't connect with it. 1.4864 0.04667 220 138 57 25
643 And heavens forbid, if something were to happen to you, your loved ones will provided for. 1.4864 0.03498 220 140 63 17
644 Okay,so here's our evacuation plan: Everyone stand in the open and deny that it's coming,and it'll go away. 1.4864 0.05011 220 146 41 33
645 Extinction Insurance, that's a good one! 1.4864 0.04756 220 140 53 27
646 Totally, the NYC real estate market always comes back. 1.4862 0.04373 218 130 70 18
647 Thank you for your dedication to this company for the last 35 years. Enjoy your well-earned retirement. 1.4862 0.04744 218 138 54 26
648 Sign here. It is just the obligatory catastrophic event waiver. 1.4862 0.04919 218 142 46 30
649 There will be no one around to pay or collect, so, of course, we cover mass extinction. 1.4862 0.04562 218 134 62 22
650 We're looking for something high impact. 1.4862 0.04175 218 126 78 14
651 A world in which mammals evolve to be the dominant species? Honestly, don't you think that's a little too out there for the audience? 1.4862 0.04788 218 139 52 27
652 We're forecasting astronomical growth over the next epoch 1.4861 0.03041 216 148 48 20
653 I'm telling you, it's fake news. There is no meteor headed towards Earth. We are not going to die! 1.4861 0.04866 216 139 49 28
654 Just sign here. THIS is going to be the beginning of a new era! 1.4861 0.04593 216 133 61 22
655 Screw future generations. We’re gonna be rich! 1.4861 0.04866 216 139 49 28
656 Good. And where do you see yourself in five seconds? 1.4861 0.04777 216 137 53 26
657 This is my last and final offer. 1.4861 0.04686 216 135 57 24
658 Rocks falling from the sky? What’s next, talking mammals? 1.4861 0.04821 216 138 51 27
659 Congratulations on your retirement! 1.4861 0.04731 216 136 55 25
660 Oh, just sign! That would be a one in million year event. 1.4861 0.04821 216 138 51 27
661 And where do you see yourself in say 66 million years? 1.4861 0.04450 216 130 67 19
662 I'm telling you that in 60 million years, this day will still be talked about. 1.4861 0.04731 216 136 55 25
663 Don’t worry, that’s just my Zoom background. 1.4861 0.04686 216 135 57 24
664 My instincts tell me you are going to be with us until the end. 1.4861 0.04866 216 139 49 28
665 Why do you think it’s s temp job? 1.4861 0.04777 216 137 53 26
666 Natural selection is fake news, Herb.. 1.4861 0.04686 216 135 57 24
667 Maintain your eye contact! Rule number one of business. 1.4858 0.04534 212 131 60 21
668 Tell me about your experience with crisis management 1.4858 0.04509 212 128 65 19
669 Relax Carl! Getting fired is not the end of the world. 1.4837 0.04561 215 132 62 21
670 Sorry, but why did you say “Oh no, not again“? 1.4837 0.04971 215 141 44 30
671 The president's son-in-law is heading the asteroid response team, so we're not too worried about impacts. 1.4837 0.04971 215 141 44 30
672 Welcome to the Crisis Management team! 1.4836 0.04591 213 131 61 21
673 Oh don't worry, this is just a dream–you're naked at a job interview for crying out loud. 1.4836 0.04872 213 137 49 27
674 ‘Our vacation policy? Two weeks or the end of the world - whichever comes first.’ 1.4833 0.04942 209 135 47 27
675 And they say guys like us can't survive... 1.4833 0.04453 209 125 67 17
676 Of course, disaster could strike at any moment. 1.4833 0.04555 209 127 63 19
677 That's an odd request, but sure, you can add meteor coverage. 1.4833 0.04655 209 129 59 21
678 You're selling all your stocks? Do you know something I don't? 1.4833 0.04655 209 129 59 21
679 Tell me Rex, What are your long-term plans? 1.4833 0.04801 209 132 53 24
680 So tell me, where do you see yourself in five years? 1.4831 0.04687 207 128 58 21
681 I promise that you won’t find a better offer in this lifetime. 1.4831 0.03548 207 138 50 19
682 At this point we feel confident that the worst is behind us 1.4831 0.04786 207 130 54 23
683 Where do you see yourself in five seconds? 1.4831 0.04786 207 130 54 23
684 Congratulations Mr. Scales. Your family now has lifetime financial security. 1.4831 0.04737 207 129 56 22
685 This will only take a minute. 1.4831 0.04737 207 129 56 22
686 And in the unlikely event you and your family go extinct, we waive the deductible. 1.4831 0.04835 207 131 52 24
687 So your 401k took a hit. It’s not the end of the world. 1.4831 0.04586 207 126 62 19
688 Nothing to worry about. Your tests all came back negative.....; you should be around for many, many years. 1.4831 0.04835 207 131 52 24
689 It’s a transfer to Cleveland, not the end of the world. 1.4811 0.04750 212 134 54 24
690 So... what's on your Five Year Plan? 1.4811 0.04703 212 133 56 23
691 Barring some unforeseen circumstance, I have no reason to see why you can’t start immediately. 1.4811 0.04306 212 130 64 18
692 Thirty years from now, you’ll be happy you went with whole life. 1.4811 0.04797 212 135 52 25
693 Not to be dramatic, Sal, but it really does feel like the end of an era. 1.4811 0.04408 212 129 65 18
694 Congratulations, here's your asteroid policy. 1.4811 0.04750 212 134 54 24
695 Anyways she took us upstairs to the champagne room and she started giving Phil a lap dance and THEN like 8 more strippers came out of nowhere.... ummmm what are you staring at? 1.4811 0.05113 212 142 38 32
696 There's never been a better time to buy. 1.4810 0.04970 210 137 45 28
697 The flu kills more people every year! The FLU! 1.4810 0.04783 210 133 53 24
698 From where I’m sitting I would say that things can’t go anywhere but up for us. 1.4810 0.02997 210 145 46 19
699 Shareholders are happy with their returns and our profitability. What could go wrong? 1.4810 0.04783 210 133 53 24
700 So tell me about this 65 million year gap in employment 1.4810 0.04878 210 135 49 26
701 Great, so can you start on Monday? 1.4810 0.04437 210 136 51 23
702 Before you start we do need you to get tested for COVID-19 1.4810 0.04539 210 128 63 19
703 We're happy to bring you onto our team, we see nothing but a bright future together! 1.4810 0.03741 210 136 56 18
704 at least we finally learned to sit upright 1.4810 0.04638 210 130 59 21
705 And what exactly are your longterm goals? 1.4810 0.04736 210 132 55 23
706 I’ve been telling you, climate change is bullshit! 1.4810 0.04831 210 134 51 25
707 Don't worry, it's just a hoax. 1.4810 0.04878 210 135 49 26
708 The dialogue is strong, but the post-apocalyptic theme is just too unbelievable. 1.4810 0.04589 210 129 61 20
709 An 'Act of God' clause? Why, what have you heard? 1.4810 0.04281 210 123 73 14
710 Congratulations! We just approved your 30-year mortgage loan. 1.4810 0.04736 210 132 55 23
711 They can't make us take cover. It's a free country! 1.4810 0.04736 210 132 55 23
712 I mean, what could go wrong? 1.4810 0.04831 210 134 51 25
713 It’s well written, but the dystopian extinction event thriller is so last epoch. 1.4810 0.04638 210 130 59 21
714 So tell me where do you see yourself in 65 million years? 1.4810 0.04783 210 133 53 24
715 This new policy covers everything but being hit by a meteor 1.4810 0.04783 210 133 53 24
716 Fires, floods, hurricanes...our comprehensive policy covers everything short of total extinction. 1.4810 0.04687 210 131 57 22
717 Crocker, I'm just a fossil from a bygone era....all but extinct. What this company needs is a cold-blooded survivor like you! 1.4810 0.04687 210 131 57 22
718 Ed, the firm is delighted to offer you partnership ... 1.4810 0.02454 210 146 47 17
719 You see something I don't? 1.4810 0.04736 210 132 55 23
720 It's just a non-disclosure agreement, not the end of the world! 1.4810 0.04878 210 135 49 26
721 Why yes I can triple your life insurance policy, but may I ask you why? 1.4808 0.04570 208 127 62 19
722 We expect the future to be very bright. 1.4808 0.04720 208 130 56 22
723 Your Living Will is finally ready for signature." 1.4808 0.04467 208 125 66 17
724 You keep up the good work, and your future's looking bright with the firm. 1.4808 0.04960 208 135 46 27
725 An asteroid? Coming to Earth? LOL. What's next, your gonna tell me the Earth is round? 1.4808 0.04621 208 128 60 20
726 Sometimes I think that companies like ours are on the verge of extinction. 1.4808 0.04913 208 134 48 26
727 This time we are much better prepared 1.4789 0.04733 213 135 54 24
728 I know, Bob you believe in your Tarot readings but we can't just print "You are all gonna die" in our horoscope section. 1.4783 0.04834 207 132 51 24
729 Listen, you have to be adaptable if you want to survive. 1.4783 0.04834 207 132 51 24
730 Yes, our policy does cover damage due to natural disasters. Why do you ask? 1.4783 0.04736 207 130 55 22
731 Between you and me, New York City won’t know what hit ‘em! 1.4783 0.04834 207 132 51 24
732 That’s just my Zoom virtual background. 1.4783 0.04636 207 128 59 20
733 You won’t believe what they say killed the humans. 1.4783 0.04736 207 130 55 22
734 Hello-oh, I'm over here. 1.4783 0.04636 207 128 59 20
735 Sure, lunch tomorrow will be fine. 1.4783 0.02724 207 133 63 11
736 You've got health, hurricane, tornado, earthquake and fire. Everything you need. 1.4783 0.04834 207 132 51 24
737 Don't get so emotional with the termination letter. It's not the end of the world. 1.4783 0.04482 207 125 65 17
738 Great news - the cancer has cleared and you’re fit as a fiddle! 1.4780 0.04565 205 125 62 18
739 And here comes the good news 1.4780 0.04669 205 127 58 20
740 OK, Just sign here and we’re all done. 1.4780 0.04770 205 129 54 22
741 Trust me, Dino Industries is about to explode. 1.4780 0.04966 205 133 46 26
742 Yep, looks like this memo covers every possible scenario! 1.4780 0.03824 205 132 56 17
743 Great job calming down the shareholders today, Fred - crisis averted! 1.4780 0.04820 205 130 52 23
744 Nonsense. We’re too big to fail. 1.4780 0.04869 205 131 50 24
745 It's one bad performance review, not the end of the world! 1.4780 0.04966 205 133 46 26
746 You're going to love retirement. 1.4780 0.03137 205 137 52 16
747 The meteor thing is a hoax, can't let it slow down commerce can we? 1.4780 0.04820 205 130 52 23
748 Adapt or die. That's our motto. 1.4757 0.04652 206 128 58 20
749 We just don’t see a future for you here 1.4755 0.04837 204 130 51 23
750 To be honest, you’re coming across a little doom and gloomy 1.4755 0.04936 204 132 47 25
751 I'm telling you, Steve: nothing can stop this economy! 1.4755 0.04761 204 131 50 23
752 No, technically that’s a meteoroid. Once it enters the atmosphere it becomes a meteor. Honestly, my pedantry will be the death of me. 1.4755 0.04886 204 131 49 24
753 It's a scaly time. 1.4755 0.05358 204 141 29 34
754 Good News! I finally gave up cigarettes. 1.4755 0.04837 204 130 51 23
755 Tomorrow starts today 1.4755 0.05128 204 136 39 29
756 Yah see Larry , if you want to be sitting behind this desk one day, you’ve got to learn to pay attention to your surroundings. You were totally caught off guard in that meeting today.. 1.4755 0.04886 204 131 49 24
757 It’s been a fearful couple of months, but I think we can all agree the worst is behind us. 1.4755 0.04787 204 129 53 22
758 so where do you see yourself five seconds from now? 1.4755 0.04936 204 132 47 25
759 ‘What, do I have something on my face?’ 1.4755 0.04736 204 128 55 21
760 At Mesozoicorp our long term incentive plan is among the best in Pangea .... 1.4755 0.05174 204 137 37 30
761 We're looking for someone who can stay calm under pressure. 1.4755 0.04580 204 125 61 18
762 Great quarter! The worst is behind us. 1.4755 0.04787 204 129 53 22
763 short of a catastrophe, you are well on your way to an easy retirement 1.4755 0.04527 204 134 47 23
764 The beauty of it is you’re guaranteed an income for life! 1.4755 0.04936 204 132 47 25
765 So, what made you decide to accept the Number Two position? 1.4755 0.01831 204 146 42 16
766 Ignore it, it's fake news. 1.4755 0.05128 204 136 39 29
767 I don't see anything that could blow up this deal! Do you? 1.4755 0.04580 204 125 61 18
768 Impressive resume, Rex. So, where do you see yourself in five years? 1.4755 0.04419 204 122 67 15
769 Is this a temp position? Why do you ask?” 1.4755 0.04886 204 131 49 24
770 Yes it’s more expensive, but acts of God are covered. 1.4755 0.04886 204 131 49 24
771 So will it be term or whole life? 1.4755 0.04447 204 135 46 23
772 I wish I could do more, but it's a temporary position. 1.4755 0.04685 204 127 57 20
773 In 150 million years history will look back as today being a game changer! 1.4755 0.04736 204 128 55 21
774 If you sign right now I will throw in the extinction coverage for free. 1.4755 0.04392 204 124 64 16
775 This will be a day to remember! 1.4755 0.04837 204 130 51 23
776 'What makes you think that it's only a temporary position ?" 1.4755 0.04787 204 129 53 22
777 We really think this company is poised for long term growth. 1.4755 0.04474 204 123 65 16
778 We're the top of the food chain. What can possibly go wrong? 1.4755 0.04787 204 129 53 22
779 'I'm requesting a transfer to Fossil Fuels.' 1.4755 0.04886 204 131 49 24
780 If I'm lying, may an asteroid end the reign of the dinosaurs. 1.4755 0.04886 204 131 49 24
781 That’s awfully specific, but, yes, hypothetically it would qualify as an “act of God.” 1.4755 0.04837 204 130 51 23
782 There won't be another deal this good for the next 65 million years. 1.4755 0.04736 204 128 55 21
783 That was fake news that a meteor killed the dinosaurs 65 million years ago. 1.4755 0.04787 204 132 49 23
784 Look, the odds of an existential event are astro-nomical 1.4755 0.03607 204 136 50 18
785 This is a great policy, but it doesn't cover "Acts of God," of course. 1.4755 0.04984 204 133 45 26
786 Don't worry. This contract is good till the end of time. 1.4755 0.04886 204 131 49 24
787 You’ll see, this so-called meteor extinction event will be just another desperate hoax cooked up by the Dinocrats. 1.4752 0.04718 202 126 56 20
788 Oh THAT meteor? It’ll disappear, like a miracle! Also, you’re fired. 1.4752 0.04821 202 128 52 22
789 Now, now, Jerry, just sign the contract and we'll get this "Great Balls of Fire" of yours out there an vinyl. 1.4752 0.04612 202 124 60 18
790 Good news, your wife said you can keep the kids. 1.4752 0.04922 202 130 48 24
791 Our plan for world domination is working perfectly. What could go wrong? 1.4752 0.04504 202 122 64 16
792 The lawyers tell me it would take an act of God, like a meteor or something, to get you out of this contract. 1.4752 0.04821 202 128 52 22
793 And you know the secret of surviving a hundred and sixty million years, Rothark? Never look back. 1.4752 0.04718 202 126 56 20
794 Listen, Smedly. Dinosaurs have been here for MILLIONS of years! Get over your unhealthy fear of extinction! 1.4752 0.04718 202 126 56 20
795 If we took every warning seriously, then our descendants would be chickens. 1.4752 0.04872 202 129 50 23
796 Tell me about a time you had to deliver bad news to a manager. 1.4752 0.04972 202 131 46 25
797 You say you were a frogman in the navy? 1.4752 0.05021 202 132 44 26
798 Of course, the only thing permanent is change...... 1.4750 0.04908 200 128 49 23
799 Come on, we all know CoMet-19 is a hoax. 1.4750 0.04699 200 124 57 19
800 Looks like we're just about finished here. 1.4750 0.04831 200 129 48 23
801 Nothing short of a planetary disaster can stop us now 1.4750 0.04805 200 126 53 21
802 Not your best work -- but don't worry, it's not the end of the world. 1.4750 0.04536 200 121 63 16
803 Here's hoping that you can take us into the future 1.4750 0.04959 200 129 47 24
804 ‘So where do you see yourself in the next billion years?’ 1.4732 0.04965 205 134 45 26
805 You mentioned risk management in your resume, can you elaborate on that? 1.4732 0.04458 205 124 65 16
806 Why the long face? It's not the end of the world. 1.4732 0.04769 205 130 53 22
807 Please understand, this offer is available for a limited time only. 1.4732 0.04718 205 129 55 21
808 'This report needs to be sent by today so you will have to work overtime. You can totally take a day off tomorrow" 1.4729 0.05002 203 133 44 26
809 Of course I’m optimistic, they are blowing this whole astroid thing way out of proportion 1.4729 0.04596 203 130 52 21
810 We’re expecting a seismic shift in this market any day now 1.4729 0.04700 203 127 56 20
811 Tell me, how well do you do in high pressure situations? 1.4729 0.04854 203 130 50 23
812 Where do you see your career in five years' time? 1.4726 0.03634 201 135 48 18
813 Take some time to think about it. 1.4726 0.04786 201 127 53 21
814 Marv, there is such a thing as over insured. 1.4726 0.04681 201 125 57 19
815 Sure there's a giant asteroid headed for Earth. But it’s going to disappear. One day - it’s like a miracle - it will disappear. 1.4724 0.04977 199 129 46 24
816 Listen, Bill, YouTube is on to us... 1.4724 0.00504 199 140 49 10
817 And don't worry, even in the worst case scenario, we'll cover your payments for up to 6 months. 1.4724 0.04769 199 125 54 20
818 Well, your resume looks good, It says you have been destroying cities your whole life, you're hired. 1.4724 0.05028 199 130 44 25
819 Comets happen, of course. It's the extinction level part that's a hoax. Duh. 1.4724 0.04742 199 127 51 21
820 Trust me, you won't get a better deal in your life. 1.4724 0.04495 199 120 64 15
821 Be Zen, Murray, eternity is now. 1.4721 0.04639 197 121 59 17
822 I'm telling you Barry, our new deodorant line is really going to turn this company around. We'll call it EX-STINK! 1.4718 0.04411 195 133 39 23
823 This is your lucky day. 1.4718 0.04839 195 123 52 20
824 -These contracts keep getting meatier and meatier. -Did you say, “meteor”? 1.4716 0.05520 176 118 33 25
825 Look - it’s not the end of the world, okay? 1.4697 0.04839 198 126 51 21
826 Three words, Gary. Adapt or die.” 1.4694 0.04821 196 124 52 20
827 'We need a distraction to shift media focus...' 1.4691 0.04689 194 120 57 17
828 The Future is Bright 1.4691 0.05019 194 126 45 23
829 Today I finished paying my student loan and all my debts. I'm free! 1.4691 0.05072 194 127 43 24
830 Is that your last word? 1.4691 0.04857 194 123 51 20
831 You do know that it is going to cost you an arm and a leg to get rid of this “act of God” clause. 1.4691 0.04014 194 129 47 18
832 Your fear of extinction is just an another example of our reptilian brain's "fight or flight" response. 1.4691 0.04911 194 124 49 21
833 Ah Yes, but life will go on... 1.4691 0.04801 194 122 53 19
834 Barring any unforeseen events, we should be able to look forward to a long and... 1.4691 0.02495 194 133 48 13
835 Congratulations, Terry. Barring any unforeseen circumstances, welcome aboard! 1.4691 0.04745 194 121 55 18
836 Under the circumstances, we think a short term contract is best. 1.4691 0.04334 194 114 69 11
837 My wife is suing me for divorce!! How much more could this day possibly go wrong? 1.4691 0.04745 194 123 52 19
838 Yes, this policy covers meteors. Why do you ask? 1.4691 0.04911 194 124 49 21
839 Here's to our new beginnings. 1.4691 0.04689 194 120 57 17
840 And we took out the force majeure language as you requested! 1.4691 0.04965 194 125 47 22
841 C’mon, just sign it. It’s not the end of the world! 1.4691 0.04857 194 123 51 20
842 Would you say you're adaptable to change? 1.4689 0.05006 177 111 49 17
843 you're a terrific sci-fi writer Larry, I'm just not buying this ending-where cognitive bipeds inherit the Earth... 1.4678 0.05199 171 109 44 18
844 Of course I'm covered for extinction. Why do you ask? 1.4670 0.04748 197 124 54 19
845 If we gave you a loan to build this...bunker...what would it be used for? 1.4667 0.04727 195 122 55 18
846 Congratulations on your retirement! The place won’t be the same without you. 1.4667 0.04838 195 124 51 20
847 Sorry, I just don't see the need for insurance. 1.4667 0.04999 195 127 45 23
848 Sure Smith, mass extinction events dampen the markets for a while - but think of it long term. 1.4663 0.04647 193 119 58 16
849 ....and it has a lifetime guarantee! 1.4663 0.04929 193 124 48 21
850 You're getting a lifetime contract! 1.4663 0.04530 193 117 62 14
851 I think the public will love your takedown of those so-called scientists and their predictions of doom 1.4663 0.04984 193 125 46 22
852 It says here that you mentioned that you are able to see the future, can you expand on that 1.4660 0.04967 191 123 47 21
853 Look Bob, your resume is great. But I just don’t see a future here for you. 1.4660 0.04911 191 122 49 20
854 On a scale from 1 to 10, how optimistic are you? 1.4660 0.04798 191 120 53 18
855 I know that getting fired is tough, but you have your whole life in front of you. 1.4660 0.04967 191 123 47 21
856 I made sure to include the force majeure clause you wanted. 1.4660 0.04798 191 120 53 18
857 I find the mural adds a sense of urgency. 1.4660 0.04798 191 120 53 18
858 Now that Trump has drained the swamp and put us in charge,I can't imagine anything going wrong. 1.4660 0.05184 191 127 39 25
859 Finally, everything is going our way. 1.4660 0.04622 191 117 59 15
860 Congratulations on your stellar 40 years! What do you plan to do in retirement? 1.4660 0.04740 191 119 55 17
861 Hazard pay? 1.4660 0.04681 191 123 49 19
862 I’m not sure I see myself here long-term. 1.4656 0.04892 189 120 50 19
863 And you’ll be fully covered, unless of course, a meteor wipes out the planet. 1.4656 0.05226 189 126 38 25
864 We know things look bad, but here’s your $1,200 check. 1.4656 0.05117 189 124 42 23
865 As your financial planner, I think it’s a great time to invest in the future. There’s this great new company called ‘Apple’. I really have a good feeling about this one. 1.4656 0.05171 189 125 40 24
866 Yes, your policy covers a natural disaster. Why? 1.4656 0.04716 189 117 56 16
867 When it gets a little warmer, it miraculously goes away. We have it totally under control. 1.4656 0.04949 189 121 48 20
868 2020 will be our best year yet 1.4652 0.05158 187 123 41 23
869 Now Henry, the meteor's just leftist propaganda. There could not be a better time to insure your canines. 1.4652 0.04871 187 118 51 18
870 Listen, restarting the economy is far more important than these wild and unfounded rumors of impending doom. 1.4652 0.04206 187 125 44 18
871 ' 'Duck?!'...You're making me hungry. 1.4652 0.04871 187 118 51 18
872 This is only a temporary lay-off. It's not like it's the end of the world. 1.4652 0.04503 187 112 63 12
873 Why yes, I am nearing retirement! 1.4652 0.04691 187 115 57 15
874 I have built the greatest economy in the history of the world! 1.4652 0.05045 187 121 45 21
875 You've probably seen this coming; you get killed off in the next episode. 1.4652 0.05045 187 121 45 21
876 You think this is a disaster? Try fast forwarding 66 million years! 1.4652 0.05158 187 123 41 23
877 The way things are right now, I'd think about going into petroleum. 1.4652 0.04691 187 115 57 15
878 Well, I think that's it for now. 1.4652 0.04691 187 115 57 15
879 Your life insurance policy will take effect as soon as you sign. 1.4652 0.05045 187 121 45 21
880 "Careful? Hell yeah. 100 million years without an accident." 1.4652 0.05158 187 123 41 23
881 It’s a hoax. I’m a very stable genius, trust me, it’ll be gone like a miracle. 1.4652 0.05429 187 128 31 28
882 I'm finally giving you your dream job. Congratulations! You start tomorrow. 1.4639 0.05122 194 129 40 25
883 Tomorrow we nationalize health care. 1.4639 0.04964 194 126 46 22
884 You know...that would actually be covered by our insurance policy. Just sign at the bottom. 1.4639 0.05070 194 128 42 24
885 You say here you work well under pressure 1.4632 0.04638 190 117 58 15
886 The best part of the policy is that whatever happens to you your loved ones are fully protected. 1.4632 0.04929 190 122 48 20
887 Don't worry I heard Trump Rex, he said meteorites are fake news ! 1.4628 0.04967 188 121 47 20
888 Don't worry - there's as much chance of the landlord enforcing the lease as a meteorite making me extinct. 1.4628 0.04611 188 115 59 14
889 So we feel very strongly- that baring any last minute complications- we are winning in 2020. 1.4628 0.04549 188 124 45 19
890 Great. Sign here and I think we're done. 1.4628 0.04792 188 118 53 17
891 Hold that thought. 1.4628 0.04967 188 121 47 20
892 ....everything except an act of God. 1.4628 0.05080 188 123 43 22
893 Oh, that. Don't worry yourself. That happened eons ago. Like other stars, you're only seeing it now. 1.4628 0.04733 188 117 55 16
894 We’re continuing to evolve and there’s no reason to believe that Mesozoic Industries won’t last another 180 million years 1.4628 0.05080 188 123 43 22
895 Our new life insurance policy will cover your family for another 65 million years. 1.4628 0.05136 188 124 41 23
896 You on the other hand have a bright future in front of you 1.4624 0.04518 186 112 62 12
897 Explain to me again the concept of a Black Swan Event. 1.4624 0.04829 186 117 52 17
898 When you address the reporters, tell them everything is under control. 1.4624 0.05006 186 120 46 20
899 TGIF, am I right? 1.4624 0.04829 186 117 52 17
900 No, it doesn't cover mass extinction. Why do you ask? 1.4624 0.04948 186 119 48 19
901 I don't expect anything to change in the foreseeable future. 1.4624 0.05064 186 121 44 21
902 Comet! Vomit! Fake news, I say. 1.4624 0.05121 186 122 42 22
903 Look at the bright side. What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger. 1.4624 0.04829 186 117 52 17
904 No, why? 1.4624 0.05121 186 122 42 22
905 It's a dinosaur's world Jeff! You crocs will never survive with that attitude! 1.4620 0.04866 184 116 51 17
906 Why so sudden? 1.4620 0.04551 184 116 53 15
907 And your premium policy covers everything including mass extinction 1.4620 0.05162 184 121 41 22
908 I am pleased to report that the Home Office has approved your life insurance policy. 1.4620 0.04282 184 122 45 17
909 No worries. Your life insurance policy goes into effect today--there's nothing like being prepared for the unforeseen! 1.4620 0.04316 184 125 40 19
910 How are you with deadlines 1.4615 0.04842 182 114 52 16
911 I see you are here to talk about reptile dysfunction? 1.4615 0.05377 182 123 34 25
912 Two words: fossil fuels. 1.4615 0.05263 182 121 38 23
913 I say go for it... I mean, what could possibly happen? 1.4615 0.04779 182 113 54 15
914 Well—-this will conclude the exit interview 1.4615 0.04904 182 115 50 17
915 So tell me about your long-term goals. 1.4615 0.05087 182 118 44 20
916 Thank God, that Covid-19 stuff is over, certainly didn't see THAT coming! 1.4615 0.05205 182 120 40 22
917 Meteors? Fake news 1.4615 0.05146 182 119 42 21
918 Opportunities like this won’t come around for another 65 million years. 1.4615 0.04904 182 115 50 17
919 We absolutely prepared! Are you kidding? We're prepared like nobody's ever seen. Honestly? I give our preparing an A+. 1.4615 0.05205 182 120 40 22
920 It’s great to be back at the office. I think we’re positioned well for the new normal. 1.4615 0.04842 182 114 52 16
921 This new contract will save the company from extinction! 1.4615 0.05146 182 119 42 21
922 You are going to dino-soar through the ranks of this company! 1.4615 0.05263 182 121 38 23
923 We hear promising things about oil futures. 1.4599 0.04869 187 119 50 18
924 The test results will be available in 24 hours. 1.4590 0.04631 183 112 58 13
925 It was at that moment Carl realized he’d never enjoy the Bagel Friday Gene was so excitedly describing. 1.4590 0.05297 183 123 36 24
926 Go Ahead and sign Frank, What's the worst that could happen? 1.4590 0.04884 183 116 50 17
927 Well, time is of the essence. 1.4590 0.04566 183 111 60 12
928 So, I finally started taking turmeric. 1.4590 0.05297 183 123 36 24
929 Now that things are re-opening, where do you want to go for lunch? 1.4590 0.04884 183 116 50 17
930 Climate change and meteors...all fake news! 1.4590 0.05182 183 121 40 22
931 I have a feeling that life, as we have known it, is changing. 1.4590 0.04822 183 115 52 16
932 Just so long as you understand that the job is only temporary. 1.4590 0.04759 183 114 54 15
933 I present you with this once-in-a-lifetime offer. 1.4590 0.05065 183 119 44 20
934 Do I think all dinosaurs could go extinct? Sure... when rocks fly! 1.4590 0.05182 183 121 40 22
935 Our benefits package includes health insurance, dental insurance, and 5 minutes of term life insurance 1.4590 0.05005 183 118 46 19
936 I tell you Rex, since our arms evolved to scratch our backs i feel nothing will stop us! 1.4586 0.04666 181 111 57 13
937 The future is now. 1.4586 0.05283 181 121 37 23
938 So I said, “Don’t worry, Mister Sky is Falling, it would take an act of God to squelch this deal.” 1.4586 0.05106 181 118 43 20
939 It’s a limited time offer 1.4581 0.05024 179 115 46 18
940 It’s never too late to add meteor coverage, Bob. 1.4581 0.05208 179 118 40 21
941 One more signature and we're finished here. 1.4581 0.04898 179 113 50 16
942 Hey, what’s the WORST thing that could happen?! 1.4581 0.04833 179 117 44 18
943 Take all the time you need. 1.4581 0.05087 179 116 44 19
944 The DOW is at 30,000! 1.4560 0.04902 182 116 49 17
945 We're optimistic about our investment in fossil fuels. 1.4560 0.05084 182 119 43 20
946 I'm sorry -- we're really looking for someone who's in it for the long term... 1.4560 0.05024 182 118 45 19
947 ...and then she said, 'I'd divorce you, but the world is ending tomorrow.' I told her, 'That's fine Linda, but don't be surprised if the locks are changed when you come out of that bunker.' 1.4556 0.04941 180 115 48 17
948 Let me get back to you next week 1.4556 0.04682 180 111 56 13
949 During her annual review in which she discovered she would receive less of an increase than her male counterparts, Melinda imagined a world in which all male bosses are extinct. 1.4556 0.05065 180 117 44 19
950 Now this is our best policy. It even covers extinction. 1.4556 0.05003 180 116 46 18
951 One day son, this will all be your's 1.4556 0.04909 180 117 45 18
952 The day upper management agrees to that is the day a meteor hits. 1.4551 0.05168 178 117 41 20
953 So, where do you see yourself in 5 years time? 1.4551 0.05168 178 117 41 20
954 Frank’s painting behind his desk teetered on macabre and often left his clients feeling unsettled. 1.4551 0.05229 178 118 39 21
955 You look serious. Is something on your mind? 1.4551 0.04183 178 115 50 13
956 Does it feel hot to you? 1.4551 0.04851 178 112 51 15
957 It’s ok - the world won’t end just because we lost the Robertson account... 1.4551 0.04718 178 110 55 13
958 I’m sorry but what we’re really looking for is something that will be more of a disrupter 1.4551 0.04851 178 112 51 15
959 It's a long-term plan. I see no future impediments. 1.4551 0.04718 178 110 55 13
960 Congratulations! Your house if finally paid off. 1.4551 0.04980 178 114 47 17
961 It has a lifetime guarantee. 1.4551 0.04980 178 114 47 17
962 So you want to cancel your life insurance? 1.4551 0.05043 178 115 45 18
963 Please understand that all our positions are strictly temporary. 1.4551 0.05043 178 115 45 18
964 I predict a very bright future for you here Frodo! 1.4551 0.04916 178 113 49 16
965 I see you’ve got fire in your eyes ... you’re hired! 1.4551 0.04916 178 113 49 16
966 Imminent climate change? That's just a hoax started by the Dinocratic Party. 1.4551 0.05229 178 118 39 21
967 Can you believe the idiots spreading that fake news about a killer asteroid? 1.4551 0.04916 178 116 45 17
968 What makes you think you don’t a future here? 1.4551 0.05106 178 116 43 19
969 No need to be so cold blooded, its not the like it's the end of the world. 1.4551 0.04369 178 115 49 14
970 We’ve decided to give you that promotion, finally! 1.4551 0.05168 178 117 41 20
971 Invest in dinosaur eggs....it couldn't be safer." 1.4545 0.04956 176 112 48 16
972 Yeah, I agree with the President; its a hoax 1.4545 0.04823 176 110 52 14
973 If you’re looking for job security, we’re what they call “too big to fail.” 1.4545 0.05021 176 113 46 17
974 Now it's not the end the world if you don't sign today... 1.4545 0.05021 176 113 46 17
975 We're very confident that your 401K will provide for your lifetime 1.4540 0.05318 174 116 37 21
976 That’s what’s great about us, we’re too big to fail. 1.4540 0.05502 174 119 31 24
977 See, it's all about perspective. You see apocalypse, I see government bailout 1.4540 0.04792 174 108 53 13
978 The only other candidates are mammals. I know I'm not supposed to say this but I doubt you'll have much competition. 1.4540 0.04996 174 111 47 16
979 😢You understand it’s a temporary position. 1.4540 0.05192 174 114 41 19
980 Everyone is blowing this meteor way out of proportion. It’s not like it’s going to cause an ice age.” 1.4540 0.04929 174 118 38 18
981 Describe a time when things didn't go as planned. 1.4540 0.05127 174 113 43 18
982 It's a Democrat hoax. 1.4540 0.05502 174 119 31 24
983 So tell me, why are you so concerned about the future of our company? 1.4540 0.05127 174 113 43 18
984 I think you'll agree - an offer this lucrative won't be around until the Cretaceous period. 1.4540 0.04827 174 116 40 18
985 These results aren’t great, but it’s not the end of the world. 1.4540 0.05255 174 115 39 20
986 We're only looking for long-term committments, ok? 1.4540 0.04687 174 109 52 13
987 Don’t worry, Leonard, diversification all but eliminates the risk factor from our long-term growth fund. 1.4540 0.05159 174 116 38 20
988 I would like to present you with a lifetime achievement award. 1.4540 0.04929 174 110 49 15
989 ...with the usual exclusion for natural disasters. 1.4540 0.05062 174 112 45 17
990 "Death and taxes, Harry, death and taxes..." 1.4540 0.04996 174 111 47 16
991 and where do you see yourself five epochs from now? 1.4540 0.04792 174 108 53 13
992 I love your final draft of the impact statement. 1.4540 0.05127 174 113 43 18
993 It’s a once in a lifetime offer and I don’t see why you are hesitating. 1.4540 0.04996 174 111 47 16
994 Can you start, like, really soon? 1.4540 0.04652 174 106 57 11
995 Cheer up! It's not like it's the end of the world. 1.4540 0.05127 174 113 43 18
996 Let's talk about where you see yourself in five years 1.4530 0.04696 181 120 43 18
997 Don't worry, our lawyers have drawn up this contract to take every possible contingency into account. 1.4530 0.04982 181 117 46 18
998 Let’s say a meteor was hurtling toward earth, potentially ending life as we know it. How would you handle that? 1.4525 0.04959 179 115 47 17
999 I'm sorry to ruin your day, but you're fired, effective immediately. 1.4520 0.05157 177 119 37 21
1000 we're all going to have to adjust to a new normal 1.4514 0.04840 175 110 51 14
1001 I’m glad you caught that error, Jerry. It could have been the end of the world. 1.4514 0.04874 175 118 38 19
1002 I can’t help but notice that you seem a little distracted 1.4514 0.04632 175 107 57 11
1003 Anyway, happy new year. I have a good feeling about 2020. 1.4514 0.05104 175 114 43 18
1004 Things have gone pretty well since they started draining the swamp! 1.4514 0.04703 175 108 55 12
1005 Thanks John, oh, and one last thing. 1.4514 0.05104 175 114 43 18
1006 That'll never happen." 1.4514 0.04597 175 114 46 15
1007 All this crazy panic over Comet 19! 1.4514 0.05040 175 113 45 17
1008 Just sign here, and it will be over in a flash. 1.4514 0.05231 175 116 39 20
1009 So, barring any unforeseen cataclysmic event, we can get you started on that account Monday morning. 1.4514 0.04908 175 111 49 15
1010 We're still gonna need you to come in Sunday. 1.4514 0.04908 175 111 49 15
1011 Our business is ready to explode... 1.4514 0.05168 175 115 41 19
1012 We were put here to dominate the earth. Am I right Bob? 1.4514 0.04772 175 109 53 13
1013 Stop worrying Mike, you can't believe everything you read on the internet." 1.4514 0.05168 175 115 41 19
1014 Your career is about to explode!” 1.4514 0.05168 175 115 41 19
1015 You would tell me if I had anything to worry about right? 1.4509 0.04947 173 110 48 15
1016 So, you didn’t get the job, but that doesn’t mean the world is ending. 1.4509 0.05015 173 111 46 16
1017 So, you're sure you don't want to go ahead and get the lifetime warranty? 1.4509 0.05212 173 114 40 19
1018 Well, I'm calling it the Big Bang. 1.4509 0.04484 173 111 49 13
1019 "All the models are predicting great economic growth next year" 1.4509 0.05147 173 113 42 18
1020 Sign here and your future is assured. 1.4509 0.05212 173 114 40 19
1021 Why yes, it is an original Banksy. 1.4509 0.05147 173 113 42 18
1022 I'm telling you, now is the time to invest in the fossil fuels market. 1.4509 0.05147 173 113 42 18
1023 Yeah. You're not covered for fireballs, but what are the chances? 1.4509 0.04558 173 117 39 17
1024 Sign here, and all your problems will become extinct. 1.4509 0.04370 173 117 40 16
1025 Would you like to add the lifetime warranty? 1.4503 0.04988 171 109 47 15
1026 And how are you with extremely tight deadlines? 1.4503 0.04777 171 111 45 15
1027 Of course, past performance does not necessarily predict future returns 1.4503 0.04919 171 108 49 14
1028 There will be significant downsizing very soon... 1.4503 0.04919 171 108 49 14
1029 I'm excited, sir, about becoming a part of the fossil fuel industry. 1.4503 0.05057 171 110 45 16
1030 Welcome to the team, Hank. This is going to be a dynamite year! 1.4503 0.05124 171 111 43 17
1031 You know what they say about death and taxes. 1.4503 0.05191 171 112 41 18
1032 Ha ha. Fat chance of that ever happening. 1.4503 0.05057 171 110 45 16
1033 Your career is about to blow up. 1.4503 0.05057 171 110 45 16
1034 So Joe...How do you feel about deadlines? 1.4503 0.04593 171 111 46 14
1035 Fireballs from space” are just another desperate Democrate hoax 1.4497 0.05302 169 112 38 19
1036 Explain to me this petroleum idea again. 1.4497 0.05099 169 109 44 16
1037 I made a few budget cuts in our space defense program that’ll save us billions. 1.4489 0.05208 176 117 39 20
1038 I know its a short term gig, but I promise you will be really hot. 1.4477 0.04966 172 110 47 15
1039 I'm sorry but we just don't see you here long-term... 1.4477 0.04756 172 107 53 12
1040 Humans, in lots of little tanks and planes, attacking Tokyo. And a Smog Monster. I like it. When can I see the script? 1.4477 0.05167 172 113 41 18
1041 Looking at your resume, under "Special Skills" you answered, "Stopping meteors," correct? 1.4477 0.04684 172 121 31 20
1042 So you see your future in oil and gas 1.4477 0.05486 172 118 31 23
1043 We’ve been looking for a fireball like you for a long time. 1.4471 0.05278 170 113 38 19
1044 Unfortunately mass extinction is not covered in our insurance plan. But we have dental! 1.4471 0.03492 170 118 39 13
1045 we're almost finished 1.4471 0.05211 170 112 40 18
1046 The policy has the standard exclusion for ‘acts of god’. 1.4471 0.04937 170 108 48 14
1047 So tell me your view on where the markets will be by year-end 1.4471 0.04794 170 106 52 12
1048 I hope our Q3 earnings don’t crater. 1.4471 0.04794 170 116 36 18
1049 Well, where do you see yourself in 10 years? 1.4471 0.04866 170 107 50 13
1050 It’s all a liberal hoax. 1.4471 0.05278 170 113 38 19
1051 Yes, our healthcare benefit covers extinction-related illnesses and injuries. Why do you ask? 1.4471 0.05278 170 113 38 19
1052 So barring any unforeseen circumstances.... 1.4471 0.04794 170 106 52 12
1053 The president said it is press hysteria! it's just a shooting star! 1.4471 0.04646 170 114 40 16
1054 Oh, don’t worry. Clorox protects against everything! 1.4471 0.04866 170 112 42 16
1055 Of course it's HURRICANE GLASS! Why do you ask? 1.4471 0.05007 170 109 46 15
1056 C'mon, take the deal. What's the worst that could happen? 1.4471 0.04296 170 112 45 13
1057 Maybe it will miraculously go away by April! 1.4471 0.05144 170 111 42 17
1058 When the apocolypse comes there will be no warning. 1.4471 0.04336 170 115 40 15
1059 My horoscope states that the future is bright. 1.4471 0.04088 170 117 38 15
1060 What do you mean, “It’s a bird, it’s a plane ... oh damn?” 1.4471 0.05278 170 113 38 19
1061 Asteroids? You're covered. 1.4471 0.04937 170 108 48 14
1062 It's only a short-term position. 1.4471 0.04937 170 108 48 14
1063 Just sign on the dotted line before our hot lunch arrives. 1.4471 0.05535 170 117 30 23
1064 So after Trump drained the swamp we made a comeback. Can't wait to see what he does next. 1.4471 0.04721 170 105 54 11
1065 We've been dominant for 175 million years. What could go wrong? 1.4468 0.05643 141 92 35 14
1066 Can you describe a time when you had to work under pressure? 1.4464 0.05256 168 111 39 18
1067 I’m sorry. We can’t hire you because you have an attitude of impending doom. 1.4464 0.05324 168 112 37 19
1068 I’ll still need those quarterly reports by the end of day. 1.4464 0.03847 168 113 43 12
1069 I understand that we only have ten seconds to live, but you’re still going to need 12 years of experience to apply. 1.4464 0.05049 168 108 45 15
1070 Let's talk end of life plans. 1.4464 0.05324 168 112 37 19
1071 I'm pretty sure that's always been there. 1.4464 0.05188 168 110 41 17
1072 Asteroid warnings are just another partisan hoax 1.4464 0.05324 168 112 37 19
1073 And it pays double for accidental death. 1.4464 0.05049 168 108 45 15
1074 We have a great retirement plan. 1.4464 0.05119 168 109 43 16
1075 Not to worry, we're too big to fail. 1.4464 0.05119 168 109 43 16
1076 Well, none of us has a crystal ball, but be assured this policy will protect you the rest of your life. 1.4464 0.05119 168 109 43 16
1077 Climate change is a hoax. 1.4464 0.04978 168 107 47 14
1078 Your tears aren't going to work this time. 1.4464 0.05256 168 111 39 18
1079 So — tell me about a time you adapted to a new environment. 1.4464 0.05049 168 108 45 15
1080 You're never going to get a lower interest rate than right now 1.4464 0.04906 168 106 49 13
1081 They said, "climate change" and I just laughed in their faces. 1.4464 0.05084 168 111 40 17
1082 Are you sure you want the asteroid clause? 1.4464 0.05324 168 112 37 19
1083 It's time to invest. All the predictions look good. 1.4464 0.05049 168 108 45 15
1084 And lastly, a copy of our assurance that we have prepared our offices against all foreseeable harmful exposures. 1.4458 0.05163 166 108 42 16
1085 It's been a while crocodile 1.4458 0.02770 166 117 38 11
1086 Jeez Susan, anyone ever said you should smile more? 1.4458 0.05092 166 107 44 15
1087 We’ve already had forest fires, a health pandemic and locusts. What could possibly go wrong? 1.4458 0.05092 166 107 44 15
1088 So, you start Monday...unless there’re any hiccups. 1.4458 0.05092 166 107 44 15
1089 And if this job isn’t the best fit for you let God strike me down right where I sit! 1.4458 0.05303 166 110 38 18
1090 ' Isn't it really hot today? I bet it will be raining fire outside.' 1.4458 0.05571 166 114 30 22
1091 We don't cover natural disasters, but what's the worst that could happen? 1.4458 0.05303 166 110 38 18
1092 This is going to be the be-all and end-all 1.4458 0.04273 166 109 45 12
1093 It feels good to finally be back in the office 1.4458 0.05020 166 106 46 14
1094 Congratulations, your loan application was approved! 1.4458 0.05020 166 106 46 14
1095 we find it hard to believe you'll find a better offer in this climate 1.4458 0.04720 166 107 46 13
1096 I’m telling you Jerry, by April, you know, in theory, when it gets a little warmer, it’ll miraculously go away. You’ve got nothing to worry about. 1.4458 0.05303 166 110 38 18
1097 The interviewers loved you and said you have great experience, but unfortunately we’re no longer hiring monsters to destroy the city. 1.4458 0.05371 166 111 36 19
1098 Listen Doug, we love your script and all but really? They all die at the end? By a meteor!? What do you think this is, 2020!? 1.4458 0.05303 166 110 38 18
1099 The scientists are still predicting a meteor will be our demise, Ha that will be the day 1.4458 0.05163 166 108 42 16
1100 It's going to disappear. One day, it's like a miracle--it will disappear. 1.4458 0.05636 166 115 28 23
1101 OK, The swamp is officially drained, mother earth is now safe. 1.4458 0.05303 166 110 38 18
1102 What makes you say now is a good time to finally tell me what you really think of this place? 1.4458 0.05163 166 108 42 16
1103 When you think about it, all we have is our future. 1.4458 0.04872 166 104 50 12
1104 I'm telling you, the numbers could not be better! We're on fire this year!! 1.4458 0.05092 166 107 44 15
1105 We have it totally under control. It's just one, coming in from China. 1.4458 0.04796 166 113 36 17
1106 Be happy to get this buyout package before the whole company craters 1.4458 0.05092 166 107 44 15
1107 I’ve been going over the Actuary Tables Chet!,” I don’t think you have to worry’. “ There shouldn’t be another ice age for another 3000 years 1.4458 0.04602 166 108 45 13
1108 This deal ushers in a new era. 1.4458 0.05233 166 109 40 17
1109 You won't find any insurer who covers asteroid strikes. Why? 1.4458 0.04872 166 104 50 12
1110 Barring the entire genome being wiped out by a meteor, you are a shoo-in for the CEO job! 1.4458 0.03419 166 115 39 12
1111 This merger guarantees we're the dominant players, no matter what happens in the future. 1.4458 0.05163 166 108 42 16
1112 All this talk about meteors, Dr. Fauci, is hurting my numbers. 1.4458 0.04946 166 105 48 13
1113 I don’t see what could go wrong. 1.4458 0.05163 166 108 42 16
1114 Would you like to hear about the lifetime warranty? 1.4458 0.04872 166 104 50 12
1115 I understand your concern with our numbers Jeff, but in this economy, the only way we're overleveraged is if everyone were to suddenly go extinct 1.4458 0.05371 166 111 36 19
1116 Our long term sustainability plan is finally finished. 1.4458 0.05163 166 108 42 16
1117 Why yes - Life insurance is one of the benefits! 1.4458 0.04946 166 105 48 13
1118 20,000,020 bc is going to be our year 1.4458 0.05163 166 108 42 16
1119 Of course, past performance is no guarantee of future gains... 1.4458 0.05233 166 109 40 17
1120 Part of this interview is to see how well you react to an impending crisis. 1.4458 0.05092 166 107 44 15
1121 So we both forgot to put on clothes today? It's not the end of the world. 1.4458 0.05571 166 114 30 22
1122 welcome to the company I see a bright and successful future for you. 1.4458 0.03365 166 112 44 10
1123 Don't worry, that's just my Zoom background image. 1.4458 0.05371 166 111 36 19
1124 An asteroid that can wipe out our species from this planet! Nah, it's just the fake news! 1.4458 0.05303 166 110 38 18
1125 In which museum you see yourself in 1 million years? 1.4458 0.05163 166 108 42 16
1126 Great, you start tomorrow. 1.4458 0.05163 166 108 42 16
1127 You've got to relax. Long-term, the market always goes up 1.4458 0.04946 166 105 48 13
1128 It's my final offer.' 1.4458 0.05303 166 110 38 18
1129 The way things are going, the probability of you catching any virus is as likely as me getting hit by a meteor 1.4451 0.05556 164 112 31 21
1130 Do you really think you need the meteor rider ? 1.4451 0.04988 164 104 47 13
1131 Dude? Are you kidding me? You want to short 4 billion shares of Amazon with redemption due in 3 seconds? 1.4451 0.05279 164 108 39 17
1132 I understand your study suggest this asteroid will be huge, but let's wait after the election to break the news. Two days won't make a difference 1.4451 0.05336 173 117 35 21
1133 The policy covers tornados, floods, all other acts of nature, except...heh, heh...a meteor strike. 1.4451 0.05209 173 115 39 19
1134 So she left you for a brontosaurus, it's not like it's the end of the world! 1.4451 0.05399 173 118 33 22
1135 Better decide fast or this offer will be ancient history. 1.4451 0.05209 173 115 39 19
1136 Your retirement portfolio should keep you comfortable the rest of your life. 1.4451 0.05011 173 112 45 16
1137 No, this policy does not cover meteor apocalypses...why do you ask? 1.4451 0.04875 173 110 49 14
1138 Where do you see yourself in five years time? 1.4444 0.04844 171 108 50 13
1139 It’s ok Ted, in a few seconds you will also be ‘fired’ 1.4438 0.05398 169 117 30 22
1140 Timing the reopening was key. 1.4438 0.05095 169 110 43 16
1141 We're big believers in the potential of fossil fuels. 1.4438 0.04700 169 107 50 12
1142 Our high deductible plan should be fine, barring anything truly catastrophic. 1.4438 0.05026 169 109 45 15
1143 The only way I can see 2020 getting any worse is if a meteor were to hit us, right here right now. 1.4438 0.05026 169 111 42 16
1144 Relax! Our species is immune to a new virus. 1.4438 0.05232 169 112 39 18
1145 As you can see, we pride ourselves on leaving nothing to chance. 1.4431 0.05209 167 110 40 17
1146 We'll be sorry to lose you. It feels like the end of an era. 1.4431 0.05345 167 112 36 19
1147 I am sorry but it’s just funny how your story ends with a meteor killing us all 1.4425 0.04462 174 118 40 16
1148 An entire plot based on a planet-destroying asteroid? C'mon - get real. 1.4424 0.05183 165 108 41 16
1149 It's the best time to buy life insurance 1.4417 0.05007 163 104 46 13
1150 Look at me when I'm talking to you. 1.4417 0.05229 163 107 40 16
1151 This is my final offer. It's now or never 1.4417 0.04931 163 103 48 12
1152 I'm taking hydroxychloroquine to prevent the asteroid. 1.4417 0.05713 163 114 26 23
1153 My guy says we should short everything except fossil fuels. 1.4417 0.05229 163 107 40 16
1154 Well unfortunately we are all getting fired. 1.4417 0.04316 163 112 35 15
1155 Your resume looks good. Tell me about your problem solving skills. 1.4417 0.05082 163 105 44 14
1156 I guarantee you Max, this one's gonna be a big, big hit. 1.4417 0.04853 163 102 50 11
1157 I have decided to take early retirement and I am making you the new CEO. 1.4417 0.04695 163 110 38 15
1158 What do you mean that you see your future in oil? 1.4417 0.05156 163 106 42 15
1159 This contract remains in effect until there’s a reptile dysfunction. 1.4417 0.05007 163 104 46 13
1160 Under skills you have "resiliency". Can you expand on that? 1.4417 0.05301 163 108 38 17
1161 Haha, nice one Al, or should I call you chicken little. 1.4417 0.05082 163 105 44 14
1162 Hey look, you finally acquired enough air miles for your Mexico trip! 1.4417 0.05511 163 111 32 20
1163 Say Bill, I haven’t seen that face for at least 60 million years. 1.4417 0.02552 163 117 35 11
1164 I’ve been sleeping with your wife 1.4417 0.05579 163 112 30 21
1165 It's just a mammalian hoax. 1.4417 0.05007 163 104 46 13
1166 And in case of death, this insurance policy pays your loan in full. 1.4417 0.04853 163 109 40 14
1167 So what are your plans on how you'll evolve during the next mass extinction? 1.4417 0.04931 163 103 48 12
1168 Nice try Mr. Anderson, but an 'asteroid' won't excuse you from deferring your payment! 1.4410 0.05275 161 106 39 16
1169 I'm glad you finally decided to retire. Go enjoy the time you have left with your family. 1.4410 0.05201 161 105 41 15
1170 Our projections show that Stegosauruses will be the real winners of this asteroid crisis 1.4410 0.00623 161 123 36 2
1171 Trust me, I've got eyes in the back of my head. 1.4410 0.05492 161 109 33 19
1172 Winter will be here before we know it. 1.4410 0.05201 161 105 41 15
1173 Don’t worry you are completely covered for everything except climate change. 1.4410 0.05421 161 108 35 18
1174 No worry. It's only my Zoom virtual backgrou. 1.4410 0.05126 161 104 43 14
1175 Phase two of reopening starts today. 1.4403 0.05323 159 105 38 16
1176 Actually, this is the best time in an epoch to get into mammals. 1.4403 0.05171 159 103 42 14
1177 This is just a disciplinary warning, trust me, worse things can happen. 1.4403 0.05323 159 105 38 16
1178 No, I saw a YouTube video on why that's all a hoax." 1.4403 0.04935 159 100 48 11
1179 Do you plan to be with us long? 1.4384 0.05321 146 94 40 12
1180 Tell me, where do you see yourself in sixty-five million years? 1.4383 0.05464 162 110 33 19
1181 As a bonus, your contract includes a lifetime guarantee. 1.4383 0.04949 162 103 47 12
1182 Of course this policy covers acts of God. Why do you ask? 1.4383 0.05394 162 109 35 18
1183 The CEO just approved our long-term strategic plan. 1.4383 0.04949 162 103 47 12
1184 We want a slogan that says, "We'll be around forever." 1.4383 0.04285 162 105 49 8
1185 Is it getting hot in here or is it just me? 1.4375 0.05371 160 107 36 17
1186 The dems are hyping this up big time.” @robcjones @phajinia 1.4375 0.05725 160 112 26 22
1187 make the Cretaceous great again, again 1.4375 0.05586 160 110 30 20
1188 So, Dr. Tyson, why do you keep coming to the Oval Office giving me these fake news reports from NASA about an impending extinct event? 1.4375 0.05443 160 108 34 18
1189 and finally the Force Majeure clause but it’s just a formality.” 1.4375 0.05069 160 103 44 13
1190 Our species has nothing to worry about, Rex. I've created the best economy ever... No one has even come close. Look at those buildings, phenomenal... 1.4375 0.05297 160 106 38 16
1191 It’s just a recession not the end of the world, and besides these things are cyclical. 1.4367 0.05269 158 104 39 15
1192 where do you see yourself in 5 minutes? 1.4367 0.05269 158 104 39 15
1193 Things are finally getting back to normal 1.4367 0.05034 158 101 45 12
1194 Sure, we can get you an office without a window. 1.4367 0.05034 158 101 45 12
1195 I always thought the world would end before you left this job! Hahaha. 1.4367 0.05269 158 104 39 15
1196 So glad to see you again, what could possibly be worse than a pandemic? 1.4367 0.05567 158 108 31 19
1197 ‘Global warming?’ Eh, I don’t believe it. Any other questions? 1.4367 0.05114 158 102 43 13
1198 What would you like to happen next? 1.4367 0.05114 158 102 43 13
1199 Well look at it this way, things could always be worse. 1.4367 0.04788 158 98 51 9
1200 Good one, didn’t see that coming... 1.4367 0.05114 158 102 43 13
1201 So...what’s your decision. Time is running out. 1.4367 0.05114 158 102 43 13
1202 So, how do you deal with stressful situations? 1.4367 0.04954 158 100 47 11
1203 I tell you Frank, this deal that’s about to come in is red hot 1.4367 0.04954 158 100 47 11
1204 Need you to revise these 4th quarter projections, Tom. 1.4367 0.05034 158 101 45 12
1205 I got Good News! I think all of our troubles are behind us! 1.4367 0.04871 158 99 49 10
1206 This is great. You are on fire this morning! 1.4367 0.05034 158 101 45 12
1207 Working here is a blast! 1.4367 0.05034 158 101 45 12
1208 I get where you’re coming from, but we like to see a more optimistic view from potential employees. 1.4367 0.05192 158 103 41 14
1209 I appreciate the media, but all this doom and gloom — come on, we’re survivors! 🦕 🦖 1.4367 0.05494 158 107 33 18
1210 As a CEO I welcome disruption, sometimes it’s what we need in order to evolve. 1.4367 0.05345 158 105 37 16
1211 Ignore the fireball, it will magically disappear. 1.4367 0.04205 158 104 44 10
1212 What do you mean you are going for a family holiday on Noah's ark? I can't approve this leave... 1.4367 0.05494 158 107 33 18
1213 From what we're seeing going forward, it's probably best to get out now. Trust me. 1.4367 0.05269 158 104 39 15
1214 Your job is now extinct. 1.4367 0.05345 158 105 37 16
1215 You say you can predict the future? 1.4367 0.05269 158 104 39 15
1216 Your timing couldn’t be better. 1.4367 0.04871 158 99 49 10
1217 For a little extra you may choose a policy that covers 'Acts of God' 1.4367 0.05420 158 106 35 17
1218 Ha! First the media tries to scare us with that COVID stuff, now it's asteroids! 1.4367 0.05269 158 104 39 15
1219 We asked the President and he assured us no extinction event will take place 1.4367 0.05567 158 108 31 19
1220 This offer expires in three seconds. 1.4367 0.05269 158 104 39 15
1221 Tell me, Stan, where do you see yourself in five years? 1.4367 0.05420 158 106 35 17
1222 It’s going to disappear. One day, like a miracle, it will disappear. 1.4367 0.05494 158 107 33 18
1223 Good news: we just found a vaccine for the corona-dinosaur virus, so unless an asteroid hits the earth, we'll be fine. 1.4367 0.05269 158 104 39 15
1224 Don't worry, everyone opts out of the Total Extinction coverage. 1.4367 0.05345 158 105 37 16
1225 Surely you don't really believe that asteroid business? 1.4367 0.05345 158 105 37 16
1226 Once you sign this, your career will explode! 1.4367 0.05192 158 103 41 14
1227 Outstanding! With this new business plan, nothing in the world can stop us!! 1.4367 0.05269 158 104 39 15
1228 I'm not liking these trajectories. 1.4367 0.04617 158 106 39 13
1229 Isn't it funny how scientists still believe a giant asteroid is gonna kill us all and cause a mass extinction? 1.4367 0.05269 158 104 39 15
1230 I think this catastrophic health coverage will be all you need. 1.4367 0.05345 158 105 37 16
1231 Congratulations. Good things come to those who plan ahead. 1.4367 0.05192 158 103 41 14
1232 I've been doing this for millenia. Trust me, tomorrow's not going to bring a better deal. 1.4367 0.04746 158 100 48 10
1233 Hey, we're the apex species! What could go wrong? 1.4367 0.04871 158 99 49 10
1234 If you want to be successful here you need to think more long term. 1.4367 0.04059 158 105 43 10
1235 It's only only bad quarter, Fred. It's not the end of the world. 1.4367 0.05192 158 103 41 14
1236 Where do you see yourself ten years in the future? 1.4367 0.04871 158 99 49 10
1237 It's just an interview - the world's not coming to an end! 1.4367 0.05567 158 108 31 19
1238 These are excellent long-term investments. 1.4367 0.03803 158 110 36 12
1239 Things are finally looking up for us Reptilian-Americans 1.4367 0.04830 158 106 38 14
1240 Why the long ‘Lizard’ face Bob, what could possibly go wrong? 1.4367 0.05192 158 103 41 14
1241 Right now this probably seems like the end of the world... 1.4367 0.05114 158 102 43 13
1242 Sign this and you’ll be set for life. 1.4367 0.05345 158 105 37 16
1243 So, any more questions about your life insurance policy? 1.4367 0.04703 158 97 53 8
1244 Good news Raymond, you can now work from home indefinitely 1.4359 0.05078 156 100 44 12
1245 So this last candidate comes in. A mammal, if you can believe it. Covered in fur, wimpy little teeth and claws. Right? 1.4359 0.05239 156 102 40 14
1246 No, we’ve gotten used to ignoring it 1.4359 0.05317 156 103 38 15
1247 We're too big to fail! Nothing can stop us now! 1.4359 0.04379 156 107 36 13
1248 This deal will keep us at the top of the food chain forever! 1.4359 0.05394 156 104 36 16
1249 Yes, your health insurance does cover illnesses caused by the sun being blotted out by trillions of pieces of earth dislodged by a gigantic flaming rock— why do you ask? 1.4359 0.05317 156 103 38 15
1250 Just sign right here. Don’t worry. It comes with a lifetime warranty. 1.4359 0.05078 156 100 44 12
1251 We have it totally under control. 1.4356 0.05643 163 114 27 22
1252 Tell me where you see yourself five years from now. 1.4356 0.05224 163 108 39 16
1253 Do you know Paul from accounting? Today is his last day,but he doesn't know it yet. 1.4351 0.04600 154 103 39 12
1254 Management couldn't have predicted downsizing on this scale. 1.4351 0.04998 154 100 42 12
1255 Yes, and he said it will all disappear magically like it never happened 1.4331 0.05367 157 105 36 16
1256 On second thought, I'm withdrawing my application. Life's too short 1.4323 0.05644 155 107 29 19
1257 A deadline is a deadline, Larry 1.4323 0.05015 155 99 45 11
1258 We’re looking to fill this position as soon as possible. The other guy left as though he was running from something. 1.4323 0.05260 155 102 39 14
1259 No, I said "comment" sheet. 1.4323 0.05494 155 105 33 17
1260 And, I'm pleased to say, moving world headquarters to the Yucatan has resulted in no operational disruption at all. 1.4323 0.05015 155 99 45 11
1261 Only extinction would invalidate this contract! 1.4323 0.04758 155 96 51 8
1262 Well, you've finally made it to the top Fred, how's it feel? 1.4323 0.05494 155 105 33 17
1263 T. Rump just cut taxes on cold-blooded reptiles, we’re looking at years of unprecedented gains!!! 1.4323 0.05260 155 102 39 14
1264 Congratulations! I’m telling you. This is the kind of company you stay with for a lifetime. 1.4323 0.05015 155 99 45 11
1265 Can you start Monday? 1.4314 0.05227 153 100 40 13
1266 Divorce isn’t the end of the world, Pete. 1.4314 0.05227 153 100 40 13
1267 I am still going to charge you for the full hour. 1.4314 0.05144 153 99 42 12
1268 Jurassic times call for Jurassic measures. 1.4314 0.05144 153 99 42 12
1269 'What about the falling sun? Don't worry, we are covered under force majeure.' 1.4314 0.05389 153 102 36 15
1270 That’s Cretaceous thinking 1.4314 0.05468 153 103 34 16
1271 Oh that? Don’t worry. I couldn’t figure out how to set a background for Zoom, so it’s just a poster 1.4314 0.04886 153 96 48 9
1272 The divorce is finalized! The second half of your life can truly begin! 1.4314 0.05144 153 99 42 12
1273 Ha! You won't believe the story that just popped up on my computer 1.4314 0.05546 153 104 32 17
1274 Sorry Bob, We have to lay off a few people because of the economic slowdown. But hey, it’s not the end of the world. 1.4314 0.04974 153 97 46 10
1275 So, it says here you’re amazing at crisis control. Is that true? 1.4314 0.04886 153 96 48 9
1276 Let’s go with the dystopian future plot. We all go extinct, a small mammal evolves and dominates the planet, and devotes itself to dystopian future plots. 1.4314 0.05468 153 103 34 16
1277 The concept of asteroid impacts was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive. 1.4314 0.05389 153 102 36 15
1278 Relax, your energy portfolio shifts from solar to fossil fuels. 1.4314 0.05389 153 102 36 15
1279 No, you can't work from home. Why? 1.4314 0.05389 153 102 36 15
1280 I think you’re going to be very glad you went with the undercoating. 1.4314 0.05468 153 103 34 16
1281 What do you have to lose? 1.4314 0.05059 153 98 44 11
1282 Sign this and your future is set! 1.4314 0.05227 153 100 40 13
1283 It’s one person coming in from China, and we have it under control. It’s going to be just fine. 1.4314 0.05623 153 105 30 18
1284 Now...let's go over this part of your policy. In the unlikely case of a major catastrophic event... 1.4314 0.05059 153 98 44 11
1285 We cover everything except an act of god. 1.4314 0.05059 153 103 36 14
1286 I think you're going to really like our lifetime employment provision. 1.4314 0.05308 153 101 38 14
1287 Your policy excludes natural disasters, but what are the odds of that?! 1.4314 0.05546 153 104 32 17
1288 Okay, I think we're finished here. 1.4314 0.05227 153 100 40 13
1289 I can offer you this affordable policy rate because we are the most advanced species in the World. 1.4314 0.05308 153 101 38 14
1290 It says here that you do have meteor insurance, however, we believe that to be an asteroid. 1.4314 0.05389 153 102 36 15
1291 I see by your resume that you walk upright. That's quite a jump in evolution. I can't wait to see how this ends up. 1.4314 0.05308 153 101 38 14
1292 The policy covers fire, flood, volcano, and acts of T-Rex…I think that’s everything. 1.4314 0.05059 153 98 44 11
1293 Well, your thesis on 'extinction of species' may not see the light of the day. 1.4314 0.05546 153 104 32 17
1294 Extinction?! I think you're underestimating the resilience and ingenuity of small and mid-sized lizards 1.4314 0.05227 153 100 40 13
1295 Fantastic! So just sign here and you're covered until the end of time. 1.4314 0.05468 153 103 34 16
1296 Here’s to a long and fruitful partnership. 1.4314 0.05144 153 99 42 12
1297 To tell you the truth, we're looking for more of a long-term commitment. 1.4314 0.05059 153 98 44 11
1298 This whole meteor-destroying-the-earth thing is a load of crock. Oops, sorry, is that racist?” 1.4314 0.05546 153 104 32 17
1299 Here. Sign it quickly before something bad happens! 1.4314 0.05848 153 108 24 21
1300 It pains me to say this, but it's a limited time offer. 1.4314 0.04886 153 96 48 9
1301 We typically just shift to bonds, but now I'm recommending burying some eggs in the yard. 1.4314 0.05144 153 99 42 12
1302 Why so glum? You have a brilliant career ahead of you! 1.4314 0.04974 153 97 46 10
1303 I swear, Sid, if I’m lying to you, I hope a meteor strikes me dead. 1.4314 0.05468 153 103 34 16
1304 If this is not a great deal for you, then may God strike me down this minute with a meteor. 1.4314 0.05227 153 100 40 13
1305 Good time to be a reptile 1.4314 0.05059 153 103 36 14
1306 It's official. We rule! 1.4314 0.05546 153 104 32 17
1307 And wait until you hear about our retirement plan. 1.4314 0.05468 153 103 34 16
1308 I'm thinking of naming it, "Space Force." 1.4314 0.05308 153 101 38 14
1309 We probably should expedite this... 1.4305 0.04838 151 94 49 8
1310 Tell me about yourself. Take all the time you need. 1.4305 0.05017 151 96 45 10
1311 Look Jim, I've been getting reports that you're making the other employees uncomfortable with all this "impending doom" talk. 1.4305 0.04838 151 94 49 8
1312 It’s the pilot for a new comedy. We’re calling it ‘The Big Bang Theory’. 1.4305 0.04929 151 95 47 9
1313 Fox News says it's just a Democratic attempt to overthrow the President. 1.4305 0.05105 151 97 43 11
1314 Ignore the force majeure language. It's a formality. 1.4305 0.05275 151 99 39 13
1315 There’s just no way we can go wrong! 1.4305 0.05017 151 101 37 13
1316 I’ve got a feeling this will be epoch. 1.4305 0.05275 151 99 39 13
1317 And that’s guaranteed forever! 1.4305 0.05190 151 98 41 12
1318 Retirement hasn't meant the end of the world, has it? 1.4305 0.05358 151 100 37 14
1319 I’m tellin’ Hal, this is the deal of the Cretaceous Period. End of Story. 1.4305 0.05358 151 100 37 14
1320 If you sign here, it's a lifetime guarantee. 1.4305 0.05105 151 97 43 11
1321 This is a dream come true, I´ve never been on this side of the desk! 1.4298 0.06079 121 81 28 12
1322 Carl, you know I don’t buy that pseudoscience. See you Monday. 1.4295 0.05409 149 99 36 14
1323 Sushi or Thai for lunch 1.4295 0.04543 149 97 43 9
1324 I think you’ve got a bright future in fossil fuels! 1.4295 0.05324 149 98 38 13
1325 This policy covers just about every conceivable event. 1.4295 0.05062 149 97 41 11
1326 Are we masters of the universe or what?! 1.4295 0.04543 149 102 35 12
1327 Congratulations you survived the interview. 1.4295 0.05574 149 101 32 16
1328 I’ve got a very good feeling about our future. My psychic sees us in museums. 1.4295 0.05655 149 102 30 17
1329 Yes, this umbrella policy covers just about every contingency. 1.4295 0.05151 149 96 42 11
1330 We're really only looking for someone short term. 1.4295 0.05324 149 98 38 13
1331 Welcome aboard. I have a feeling you’ll spend the rest of your career with us! 1.4295 0.05409 149 99 36 14
1332 You'll be happy to know we have a great dental plan 1.4295 0.04972 149 94 46 9
1333 Can I have a few seconds to think about it? 1.4295 0.05238 149 97 40 12
1334 This year we're expecting explosive growth. 1.4295 0.05324 149 98 38 13
1335 One more week until retirement! 1.4286 0.05281 154 102 38 14
1336 What possibly could go wrong? 1.4286 0.05034 154 99 44 11
1337 Barring any unforeseen circumstances, your start date will be.... 1.4267 0.05125 150 97 42 11
1338 Frankly I don’t ever think it’s too late to diversify your portfolio. 1.4267 0.05125 150 97 42 11
1339 We think the comet deniers have a really valid point. 1.4267 0.05296 150 99 38 13
1340 We’re going to have to send this report of an “incoming meteor” through HR before we can address anything 1.4267 0.05380 150 100 36 14
1341 Our competition won't know what hit them. 1.4267 0.05380 150 100 36 14
1342 Don't worry, it's only a short term commitment. 1.4267 0.03940 150 110 26 14
1343 We're offering you the opportunity to get into fossil fuels on the ground floor. 1.4267 0.05544 150 102 32 16
1344 Although his CFO seemed confident, Harvey was skeptical they would meet their third quarter goals. 1.4267 0.05380 150 100 36 14
1345 Ha! And then he said we were wiped out by an aster... 1.4267 0.05036 150 96 44 10
1346 C'mon, all that stuff about a climate-changing meteor is a left-wing hoax. Now, about that merger... 1.4267 0.05463 150 101 34 15
1347 I agree, let's go with the extinction thing as a total hoax. 1.4267 0.05624 150 103 30 17
1348 . . . And how well do you deal with change? 1.4267 0.05211 150 98 40 12
1349 ...and if anything changes, we'll let you know. 1.4267 0.05211 150 98 40 12
1350 There's a rumor going around that we could all be replaced. 1.4267 0.05380 150 100 36 14
1351 This is your last warning, stop spreading conspiracy theories in the office. I don’t want to hear any more about this asteroid nonsense 1.4257 0.05431 148 99 35 14
1352 Larry, there’s no future in fossil fuels. 1.4257 0.05171 148 96 41 11
1353 2020!? Am I right? 1.4257 0.05431 148 99 35 14
1354 What makes you think this company's future will only be in fossil fuels? 1.4257 0.05431 148 99 35 14
1355 An asteroid coming right at Earth? Very outside the box. I like it! I’ll have Rex in Art draw up a concept board this afternoon. 1.4257 0.05346 148 98 37 13
1356 The New Yorker finally accepted my caption! The stars are aligning, Liz. 1.4257 0.05917 148 105 23 20
1357 Our friends in Washington assure us that everything is fine. 1.4257 0.05598 148 101 31 16
1358 well, it's not the end of the world 1.4257 0.05171 148 96 41 11
1359 You know what I changed my mind let’s go with the 30 year fixed. 1.4257 0.05431 148 99 35 14
1360 Dinner at 8:00? 1.4257 0.04557 148 102 34 12
1361 I love that you get that twinkle in your eye whenever you talk about this company’s future. 1.4257 0.04755 148 99 38 11
1362 My Boss would kill me if he heard me say this, but "Mammals" are poised to be the next real growth industry. 1.4257 0.05431 148 99 35 14
1363 Remember that promotion that you’ve been dying to get. Well... 1.4257 0.02969 148 104 36 8
1364 It’s a simulation window to see how well you handle impending doom. I can see you aren’t amused, but you did great, your going to love working here. 1.4257 0.05346 148 98 37 13
1365 My worst fear is that I’ll be doing something incredibly pointless the moment before I die. 1.4257 0.05431 148 99 35 14
1366 I have great means of meteorite defense. I have control. I have the best means. 1.4257 0.05680 148 102 29 17
1367 I'd say your only certainty is taxes. 1.4257 0.05260 148 97 39 12
1368 We’ve had a good run Rex, but I feel change is in the air. 1.4257 0.05171 148 96 41 11
1369 Now this policy covers EVERYTHING for 1,000,000 years. Heck, you never know... 1.4257 0.04990 148 99 37 12
1370 The almanac said it's going to be a long winter. 1.4257 0.05082 148 95 43 10
1371 Personally, I never believed those who fail to learn from history are doomed to repeat it. 1.4257 0.05260 148 97 39 12
1372 Who cares? The market’s up 200 points! 1.4257 0.05431 148 99 35 14
1373 Our “Mammals-B-Gone” product is a market lock. I don’t know what we’d do without predictive analytics. 1.4257 0.05515 148 100 33 15
1374 This plan has a lifetime guarantee 1.4257 0.05082 148 95 43 10
1375 I just want to say one word to you. Just one word. Mammals. 1.4257 0.05346 148 98 37 13
1376 Sorry, Mr. O’Dile, but the old “there’s a flaming comet heading toward you” ploy won’t save you this time. 1.4257 0.05431 148 99 35 14
1377 These 99 million year land leases are great. You family's estate will be protected til they evolve into birds! 1.4257 0.05515 148 100 33 15
1378 When I get to see his head explode, this evaluation won’t bother me anymore. 1.4257 0.05431 148 99 35 14
1379 Of course. But the climate is always changing. 1.4257 0.05515 148 100 33 15
1380 Meteors will just disappear- it will be a beautiful thing 1.4257 0.05171 148 96 41 11
1381 That just about wraps it up... 1.4257 0.05260 148 97 39 12
1382 Back in January...“We have it totally under control. It’s one meteor coming in from China. We have it under control. It’s going to be just fine.” 1.4257 0.05598 148 101 31 16
1383 On the other hand, our position in oil futures is looking very strong 1.4257 0.05346 148 100 34 14
1384 It's only redundancy not extinction so don't gimme that old "he can't see the meteorite coming" look! 1.4257 0.05431 148 99 35 14
1385 Impressive résumé. Let’s say you had five seconds to live. What has evolved in your career that are you most proud of? 1.4257 0.05260 148 97 39 12
1386 We are lizards, the top of the food chain. What could go wrong. 1.4257 0.05680 148 102 29 17
1387 And what's more, our firm has been here millions of years. 1.4257 0.05346 148 98 37 13
1388 I love the script but I think the fireball destroying civilization is a bit far-fetched. 1.4257 0.05598 148 101 31 16
1389 I'm so glad shelter in place is over. 1.4257 0.05260 148 97 39 12
1390 Where do see yourself in five years? 1.4257 0.05346 148 98 37 13
1391 No job is safer than selling insurance. 1.4257 0.05346 148 98 37 13
1392 Behind me? Not again. 1.4257 0.05171 148 96 41 11
1393 Meteor coverage? Why do you ask? 1.4257 0.05260 148 97 39 12
1394 So I told her, "I'd rather get wiped out by an asteroid than see your scaly butt again." 1.4257 0.05260 148 97 39 12
1395 Don’t worry it doesn’t arrive until November third. 1.4257 0.05431 148 99 35 14
1396 So, any hot topics? 1.4257 0.05260 148 97 39 12
1397 “It's only insider trading if no one else sees it coming.” 1.4257 0.04990 148 99 37 12
1398 If these projections are correct, the market is about to crater 1.4257 0.05346 148 98 37 13
1399 Tomorrow we take over the world! 1.4257 0.05346 148 98 37 13
1400 No, I've never heard anyone ask that before. What exactly is a 'Hail Mary,' anyway? 1.4257 0.05431 148 99 35 14
1401 No I don't know that one. Tell me -"What do you call a larger and larger big flaming ball of space debris?" 1.4257 0.05515 148 100 33 15
1402 With this new deal, we’re set for life. 1.4257 0.05260 148 97 39 12
1403 What's a Force Majeure clause? 1.4257 0.04455 148 96 44 8
1404 I wouldn’t call my rise “meteoric,” but here we are! 1.4238 0.05184 151 99 40 12
1405 Yes sir, comprehensive coverage with no exclusions. 1.4238 0.04035 151 102 40 9
1406 Do you consider yourself a short or long term planner? 1.4238 0.05184 151 99 40 12
1407 According to this study, we are on the other side of the peak 1.4236 0.04471 144 106 23 15
1408 I don't know what you mean by 'Extinction Pay' but I assure you we offer competitive benefits! 1.4236 0.05711 144 99 29 16
1409 What are you worried about Barry. We’re at the top of the food chain. Nothing can touch us. 1.4236 0.05176 144 93 41 10
1410 Allow me to explain why we pay female employees less. 1.4236 0.05625 144 98 31 15
1411 Bob, the numbers have never looked better. Nothing but blue skies ahead! 1.4236 0.05795 144 100 27 17
1412 So... any big plans for 2020? 1.4236 0.05450 144 96 35 13
1413 OK, so how do we monetize this? 1.4236 0.05538 144 97 33 14
1414 You're such a pessimist, Bill. Try being positive for once. 1.4236 0.05081 144 92 43 9
1415 It's all a hoax. 1.4236 0.05360 144 95 37 12
1416 Without this deal for the shareholders, Rex, we might have been on the verge of extinction. 1.4236 0.05711 144 99 29 16
1417 You're a good scientist but your paper on asteroids destroying the earth is so far-fetched, we have to fire you. 1.4236 0.05081 144 92 43 9
1418 There’s term meteor insurance, and then there’s whole meteor insurance. 1.4236 0.05360 144 95 37 12
1419 Another cease and desist letter from the mammals. Will they ever learn? 1.4236 0.05360 144 95 37 12
1420 Don't worry, it's a hoax. 1.4236 0.05538 144 97 33 14
1421 Well, look at the bright side. You're about to save 15% or more on car insurance. 1.4236 0.05222 144 101 28 15
1422 We're going to have a hell of a future together. 1.4236 0.05360 144 95 37 12
1423 You know, Fred, all day I've been having this deja vu feeling. 1.4236 0.05450 144 96 35 13
1424 Great! Let’s celebrate this agreement with a BIG bang! 1.4236 0.05538 144 97 33 14
1425 Yes, we do have an opening for someone who can predict catastrophies! 1.4236 0.05625 144 98 31 15
1426 I’ve never had that question before. I’ll have to call the home office to see if we cover extinction. 1.4236 0.05795 144 100 27 17
1427 Forget the doomsayers. We can monetize any crisis. 1.4236 0.05360 144 95 37 12
1428 So why would you think I was retiring. 1.4236 0.05081 144 92 43 9
1429 We predict cataclysmic change in the next century. 1.4236 0.05360 144 95 37 12
1430 I respect how Trump dealt with the crisis, and now, with the country reopening, I really feel like nothing could possibly go wrong. 1.4228 0.05232 149 98 39 12
1431 I ran some numbers. It's not looking good for the next quarter of a million years. 1.4228 0.04965 149 95 45 9
1432 Congratulations! You’ve got the job! 1.4228 0.05402 149 100 35 14
1433 Extinction?!!? Not in a hundred million years! 1.4228 0.05486 149 101 33 15
1434 Listen, we survived an ice age, global warming, Trump, a pandemic...what else could possibly happen? 1.4228 0.05318 149 99 37 13
1435 This idea will be the hottest thing to come across my desk this year! 1.4228 0.05318 149 99 37 13
1436 Tell me where you see yourself 65 million years from now. 1.4228 0.05728 149 104 27 18
1437 We won't see another market like this for 65, maybe 66 million years. 1.4228 0.05318 149 99 37 13
1438 Once you sign on the dotted line you’re fully insured, except of course for Acts of Godzilla. 1.4228 0.05056 149 96 43 10
1439 Let’s push this to next week. 1.4225 0.05319 142 93 38 11
1440 Let's try to look at this as an opportunity Frank 1.4225 0.05128 142 91 42 9
1441 . Is everything ok, Randy? You seem a little distracted. 1.4225 0.05504 142 95 34 13
1442 It’s so nice to be back at the office, with no world crisis looming over us. 1.4225 0.05412 142 94 36 12
1443 ‘Here’s to a long and prosperous relationship.’ 1.4225 0.05594 142 96 32 14
1444 We're concerned "imminent threat" might come across as fear mongering. 1.4225 0.05319 142 93 38 11
1445 Wait, I’m having a deja vu... 1.4225 0.05504 142 95 34 13
1446 If all goes well, you start tomorrow. 1.4225 0.05319 142 93 38 11
1447 This asteroid is great for business: our investments in our own fossilized bodies will one day be worth much, much more than all our volcano resort properties are now. 1.4225 0.05030 142 94 36 11
1448 Look, it's just a new assignment. It's not like it's the end of the world." 1.4225 0.05319 142 93 38 11
1449 What's an Act of God clause?" 1.4225 0.05682 142 97 30 15
1450 These figures show it. The end of the world prophesy is a hoax. 1.4225 0.05412 142 94 36 12
1451 Of course, this is a limited-time offer. 1.4225 0.05412 142 94 36 12
1452 What do you think will be the next disruptive force in the market? 1.4225 0.05504 142 95 34 13
1453 I can't wait until we evolve to having opposable digits so I can actually use the stuff on my desk. 1.4225 0.05128 142 91 42 9
1454 Well, we think you have a promising 200-year career ahead of you. So if you want to just sign here, you can start right away! 1.4225 0.04561 142 98 33 11
1455 Look George, it's standard office politics. It's not like the world's ending. 1.4225 0.05682 142 97 30 15
1456 May a comet strike me if I'm lying to you. 1.4225 0.05504 142 95 34 13
1457 Trust me, except for acts of God, this mutual fund is iron clad. 1.4225 0.05319 142 93 38 11
1458 Sure you can think it over - but I can't guarantee this deal will be available much longer. 1.4225 0.05319 142 93 38 11
1459 Acts of God are our specialty. Sign here and worry not. 1.4225 0.05224 142 92 40 10
1460 Oh wait, it's right behind me now, isn't it? 1.4225 0.05682 142 97 30 15
1461 You're on track for a long and comfortable retirement! 1.4225 0.05319 142 93 38 11
1462 I know 30,000 years sounds like a long time for your mortgage contract, but believe me it will be over in a flash. 1.4225 0.05682 142 97 30 15
1463 Meteor insurance? Why would we need that? 1.4225 0.05594 142 96 32 14
1464 So you now want to double the life policy? 1.4225 0.05594 142 96 32 14
1465 If you get the job, how long do you expect to work here? 1.4207 0.05508 145 98 33 14
1466 The markets will rebound, Jonathan. Just be patient. 1.4207 0.05240 145 95 39 11
1467 As long as we continue taking hydroxychloroquine, we should be fine. 1.4207 0.05420 145 97 35 13
1468 Fun fact...Did you know that the word 'mortgage' means 'death pledge?' Hehe. Go ahead and sign right here. 1.4207 0.05148 145 94 41 10
1469 it's going to be big, huge in fact. It's going to be the best. It's going to be the biggest and the best. And it's coming very, very soon. So soon in fact, it's almost here 1.4207 0.05594 145 99 31 15
1470 Trust me, Sweetheart, you don’t need a force majeure clause. 1.4207 0.05240 145 95 39 11
1471 You're hired-we need a fireball around here 1.4207 0.05240 145 95 39 11
1472 When the warm weather comes asteroids simply go away ! 1.4207 0.05679 145 100 29 16
1473 And so,if you accept this position,naturally we will expect a longterm commitment from you. 1.4207 0.05420 145 97 35 13
1474 Take all the time you need to read the fine print - there's no reason to rush it. 1.4207 0.05148 145 94 41 10
1475 I'm sorry, but we're really looking for someone with more long term forecasting experience. 1.4207 0.05420 145 97 35 13
1476 Great news Earl! In your grandfather’s will, he left you beachfront property in the Yucatán Peninsula. 1.4207 0.05508 145 98 33 14
1477 As Ed lookout the window he realized, he didn't need to write this caption. 1.4207 0.05240 145 95 39 11
1478 Sure some are going to die, but I say 'let's get out there and get the economy going again.' 1.4207 0.05845 145 102 25 18
1479 It was then that Bob truly understood how dinosaurs became extinct. 1.4207 0.05420 145 97 35 13
1480 It’s a temp position with limited long term possibilities. 1.4207 0.05508 145 98 33 14
1481 Stop listening to the scientists, Larry. The asteroid story is fake news. 1.4207 0.05763 145 101 27 17
1482 So, Terry, where do you see yourself in five years? 1.4207 0.05331 145 96 37 12
1483 I'd go with the scientists on this one. 1.4207 0.05508 145 98 33 14
1484 Good news! The governor says you can re-open. 1.4207 0.05331 145 101 29 15
1485 I'd have to see it to believe. 1.4203 0.05326 138 90 38 10
1486 So, this is how the interview ends. 1.4200 0.05456 150 102 33 15
1487 Says here you're committed and work like there's no tomorrow, tell me more 1.4196 0.05562 143 97 32 14
1488 We are doing big things here at SpaceX 1.4196 0.05382 143 95 36 12
1489 I’m telling you, this oil thing is going to BOOM any day now! 1.4196 0.04802 143 94 40 9
1490 So tell me, where do you see yourself in five minutes? 1.4196 0.05562 143 97 32 14
1491 Listen, Todd, I know you’ve been passed over a few times, but good news! We’re finally giving you that promotion! 1.4196 0.05290 143 94 38 11
1492 What a coincidence - The Big Bang Theory is my favorite tv show too! 1.4196 0.04021 143 107 22 14
1493 You being fired is hard but it is not the end of the world. 1.4196 0.05196 143 93 40 10
1494 Loved it! I predict it will be a smash hit! 1.4196 0.05100 143 92 42 9
1495 Have you considered investing in fossil fuels? 1.4196 0.05196 143 93 40 10
1496 So I told them, “Meteor Insurance?! Ha! We don’t need no stinking meteor insurance!” 1.4196 0.05290 143 99 30 14
1497 This script concept is great -- The Extinction of ....... 1.4196 0.05562 143 97 32 14
1498 So, George, where do you see yourself in the next five years? 1.4196 0.05473 143 96 34 13
1499 Get a load of this ‘Far Side’. It says we’ll become extinct because we smoke. 1.4196 0.05562 143 97 32 14
1500 My eyes are down here. 1.4196 0.05473 143 96 34 13
1501 We've made a killing selling survivalist bunkers to paranoid mammals. 1.4196 0.05562 143 97 32 14
1502 What a report! 180 million years of domination with no end in sight." 1.4196 0.05473 143 96 34 13
1503 After Covid-19 only a meteor from outer space could stop us now! 1.4196 0.05737 143 99 28 16
1504 Believe me, Marv, when the President says ‘We have it totally under control’ he knows exactly what he's talking about. 1.4196 0.05737 143 99 28 16
1505 Sorry Andrews, unless I'm hit by a meteor you will not be advancing in this company. 1.4196 0.05562 143 97 32 14
1506 In case of a catastrophic event you will be fully covered. 1.4196 0.05473 143 96 34 13
1507 I see you majored in prehistory ... 1.4184 0.05245 141 92 39 10
1508 This is a great deal, I wouldn't lie to you. Look, if I'm lying, may a meteor crash through the window and strike me in the back of the head. 1.4184 0.05435 141 94 35 12
1509 A movie about a meteorite disaster followed by a mammal takeover? Nobody will believe it! 1.4184 0.05708 141 97 29 15
1510 It’s going to disappear. One day, it’s like a miracle, it will disappear. 1.4178 0.05563 146 100 31 15
1511 You’ll find our pension plan is the best in the business for a long and happy retirement. 1.4178 0.05477 146 99 33 14
1512 And you’re comfortable working remotely? 1.4178 0.05390 146 98 35 13
1513 I really need you to start today. 1.4178 0.05302 146 97 37 12
1514 Son, this is your business now. The world is yours. 1.4178 0.05302 146 97 37 12
1515 Well, I think I can safely say that you are going to have a bright future here! 1.4178 0.05212 146 96 39 11
1516 It will suddenly be gone. Like a miracle. 1.4178 0.05121 146 105 25 16
1517 “There is however an extinction clause” 1.4178 0.04933 146 93 45 8
1518 Sign this right now and it's over. Literally. 1.4178 0.05212 146 96 39 11
1519 The competition won't know what's hit them. 1.4178 0.05302 146 97 37 12
1520 So,do you want the catastrophic event rider on your policy? 1.4178 0.05477 146 99 33 14
1521 We can only offer you a short-term position. 1.4178 0.05390 146 98 35 13
1522 I’m telling you, Matt, the world is about to enter a new era. 1.4178 0.05212 146 96 39 11
1523 So, tell me, where do you see yourself in 5 years? 1.4173 0.05197 139 90 40 9
1524 We’re a well-established company that has been around for centuries 1.4173 0.05489 139 93 34 12
1525 These zoom backgrounds are getting good 1.4173 0.05393 139 92 36 11
1526 We’re thrilled to have you join the executive leadership of Blockbuster 1.4173 0.04833 139 94 35 10
1527 We’re interviewing now for the second wave. 1.4173 0.05583 139 94 32 13
1528 One more signature and I promise you we’ll be done here. 1.4173 0.05393 139 92 36 11
1529 I see your enjoying the view. 1.4173 0.05393 139 92 36 11
1530 Let’s live in the present moment. 1.4173 0.05296 139 91 38 10
1531 Tell me, where do you see yourself in ten years? 1.4173 0.05583 139 94 32 13
1532 I gotta say Gerald, you put in the hours. Missed your kids' games, worked weekends, worked overtime. Here is the promotion you have been waiting for! 1.4173 0.05767 139 96 28 15
1533 Look Bob, I just I feel like your focus is elsewhere right now. 1.4173 0.05945 139 98 24 17
1534 And would you say you're adaptable? 1.4173 0.05095 139 89 42 8
1535 So how are your crisis management skills? 1.4173 0.05296 139 91 38 10
1536 See? We all went back to work and everything is FINE. 1.4173 0.05296 139 91 38 10
1537 We’re definitely past the peak 1.4173 0.03667 139 97 34 8
1538 This next question is about adaptation... 1.4173 0.05197 139 90 40 9
1539 No he tweeted there was no meteor, so I think we’re good! 1.4173 0.05489 139 93 34 12
1540 Do you have any experience using Zoom? 1.4173 0.05393 139 92 36 11
1541 That's just a little flaming rock, don't worry! We need to keep the economy booming. 1.4173 0.05489 139 93 34 12
1542 Glad to have you onboard. Future is bright. 1.4173 0.05393 139 92 36 11
1543 The economy is what we should be thinking about. 1.4173 0.05857 139 97 26 16
1544 Extinction? Sounds dramatic but I'll read your script and will get back to you on Monday. 1.4173 0.05345 139 99 25 15
1545 Don’t worry we’re doing everything we can to ensure a safe working environment 1.4173 0.05095 139 89 42 8
1546 Oh come on George, the media hypes these things up. I bet by Tuesday they’ll be back to talking about the giant mosquitoes again. 1.4173 0.05393 139 92 36 11
1547 Now, I realize that our top scientists have been suggesting a near earth objects defense system for a while, but we’ve finally decided to sign this, and make it a priority. We don’t want to make the same mistake the humans did with that famous pandemic ages ago. 1.4173 0.05489 139 93 34 12
1548 Good news, Joe. After 20 years we finally decided to make you partner! 1.4173 0.05489 139 93 34 12
1549 you’ll be covered for all foreseeable events. sign here. 1.4173 0.05583 139 99 24 16
1550 We will soon be on the other side of this meteor and really rocking again. 1.4173 0.05583 139 94 32 13
1551 Please! You're worried about nothing! I assure you, it's not the end of the world! 1.4173 0.05393 139 92 36 11
1552 I'm telling you the meteor is going to disappear by itself 1.4173 0.05676 139 95 30 14
1553 We'd like to offer you a temporary position. 1.4173 0.05583 139 94 32 13
1554 This feels like a dead-end job 1.4173 0.05095 139 89 42 8
1555 Welcome aboard! I've got a feeling you'll enjoy a long career with us. 1.4173 0.05489 139 93 34 12
1556 How bad can it be? I’ve got thick skin. 1.4173 0.05296 139 91 38 10
1557 Just hold on. I’m getting to the punchline. 1.4173 0.05393 139 92 36 11
1558 Here is the extinction clause, as discussed. 1.4173 0.05146 139 92 37 10
1559 Trust me. The future is looking bright. 1.4173 0.05393 139 92 36 11
1560 There's nothing on the planet that can stop us now! 1.4173 0.05296 139 91 38 10
1561 Science, schmience. This could be our best period ever. 1.4173 0.05676 139 95 30 14
1562 Ha! Life insurance. Don't waste your money. 1.4173 0.05583 139 94 32 13
1563 What do you mean, 'my time in this job is limited?" 1.4173 0.05095 139 89 42 8
1564 Just sign here to add collision to your life insurance policy 1.4173 0.05676 139 95 30 14
1565 Famous last words 1.4173 0.04778 139 96 32 11
1566 Not counting acts of God or natural disasters. 1.4173 0.05296 139 91 38 10
1567 As you can see working here is never dull! and the benefit package is out of this world! 1.4173 0.05393 139 92 36 11
1568 I’m sorry. I just don’t think you have a future here. 1.4173 0.05583 139 94 32 13
1569 I snuck in the force majeure clause. They’ll never notice. 1.4173 0.04886 139 92 38 9
1570 ...looks like you can finally retire next year. 1.4173 0.05393 139 92 36 11
1571 It will just disappear! Like magic! 1.4173 0.05583 139 94 32 13
1572 Yes, indeed. Change is in the air! 1.4173 0.05197 139 90 40 9
1573 So here it is. The final draft of the best laid plans of mice and men. 1.4173 0.05296 139 91 38 10
1574 I see it says here under skills, “able to survive mass extinctions”, when can you start? 1.4173 0.05296 139 91 38 10
1575 I'm so excited. My first vacation in years starts tomorrow 1.4173 0.05197 139 90 40 9
1576 Good news! We finally got that flood insurance. 1.4173 0.05393 139 92 36 11
1577 And then I said, supposing you brought the light inside of the body, which you can do either through the skin or in some other way. 1.4173 0.05296 139 91 38 10
1578 And just why do you forecast that the Mesozoic Era will suffer a severe downturn this quarter? 1.4173 0.02373 139 97 37 5
1579 It's a long term commitment. Are you up to it? 1.4173 0.05393 139 92 36 11
1580 Who says you can't come back from extinction? 1.4173 0.05676 139 95 30 14
1581 I can say without reservation that your future is a bright one. 1.4173 0.04724 139 98 29 12
1582 We're masters of the universe. What could possibly go wrong? 1.4173 0.05197 139 90 40 9
1583 Unfortunately, your policy does not cover natural disasters. 1.4173 0.04992 139 88 44 7
1584 Great! Can you start Monday? 1.4173 0.05296 139 91 38 10
1585 Everyone expects the year 2020 BC to be a banner year! 1.4173 0.04992 139 93 36 10
1586 ‘You know I can’t get over this part where you say ‘there are worse things than losing our jobs’. 1.4173 0.04992 139 88 44 7
1587 We're only hiring temporary workers right now. 1.4173 0.05767 139 96 28 15
1588 Gerry, you're not gonna believe this—I just won an all-inclusive trip to the Bahamas! 1.4173 0.05146 139 92 37 10
1589 ...and we provide a 100% match to your 401k contribution. 1.4173 0.05583 139 94 32 13
1590 Charlie, I always said you’d be with the firm ‘til the world ends. 1.4173 0.04939 139 90 41 8
1591 Trust me. Real estate will only get hotter. 1.4173 0.05489 139 93 34 12
1592 As Bill listened to the investment broker, he began to wonder how important his retirement options really were. 1.4173 0.04135 139 93 39 7
1593 Our company thinks long-term. 1.4173 0.05393 139 97 28 14
1594 Looks to me like you've got a great future! 1.4173 0.05393 139 92 36 11
1595 of course there is tax, license and a very small “iridium-proofing” charge ... 1.4173 0.02260 139 104 26 9
1596 What is this earth-shattering news? 1.4173 0.05095 139 89 42 8
1597 We’ll be here forever. 1.4173 0.05676 139 95 30 14
1598 The job is yours, pending a reference check, and any unforeseen circumstances... 1.4173 0.05146 139 92 37 10
1599 Why the crocodile tears? 1.4173 0.05583 139 94 32 13
1600 This policy covers everything! 1.4173 0.05296 139 91 38 10
1601 Yes, we offer very generous medical and dental benefits. Why? 1.4173 0.05296 139 96 30 13
1602 I see you’ve opted for the supplemental accidental death and dismemberment rider. 1.4173 0.05676 139 95 30 14
1603 It is a great deal! The only thing not covered is an act of God. 1.4173 0.05767 139 96 28 15
1604 Just sign here with today'e date, 64 million BC, and you can start working tomorrow. 1.4173 0.05044 139 96 31 12
1605 And your retirement is vested after only 2 years! 1.4173 0.05296 139 91 38 10
1606 Let's focus on reopening the economy... 1.4173 0.04497 139 91 41 7
1607 So since the virus has ended human race , you can start from Monday . Not like there could be another Big Bang , right Jim? 1.4173 0.05345 139 94 33 12
1608 And I strongly recommend our extended warranty. 1.4173 0.05393 139 92 36 11
1609 And the way things are going there's no end in sight. 1.4173 0.05393 139 92 36 11
1610 Sorry, but given the evolving situation, we're going to have to scale back. 1.4173 0.05296 139 91 38 10
1611 What do you see yourself as in five million years? 1.4173 0.05676 139 95 30 14
1612 Your life policy is fully in force and you can go about your business without a care in the world. 1.4173 0.04612 139 92 39 8
1613 What is Godzilla's name are you talking about. Meteor schmeteor doesn't worry me a bit. 1.4173 0.05537 139 96 29 14
1614 I assure you....this is one hot deal. 1.4173 0.05197 139 90 40 9
1615 I see a real future for you here. 1.4173 0.05296 139 91 38 10
1616 I'm so pleased that we're finally putting this chapter behind us. 1.4173 0.05197 139 90 40 9
1617 I'll pass on the lifetime warranty. 1.4173 0.05393 139 92 36 11
1618 'Would you like to add Collision Insurance to your policy'? 1.4173 0.05676 139 95 30 14
1619 Stop repeating yourself, Alberto!... That's my best offer!... What do you mean, 'meatier'? 1.4173 0.06032 139 99 22 18
1620 And make sure you put the word out there that this whole asteroid thing is a hoax! 1.4173 0.05197 139 90 40 9
1621 So, Paul, where do you see yourself in five years? 1.4173 0.05489 139 93 34 12
1622 Not to worry. We will be around for ages 1.4173 0.05197 139 90 40 9
1623 Can you take a moment to explain the employment gap of 65 million years? 1.4173 0.05676 139 95 30 14
1624 Why the shocked look, I promised you the promotion? 1.4173 0.05197 139 90 40 9
1625 So far, the Triassic, has been our most profitable period. My extrapolations predict an even better future. 1.4173 0.05767 139 96 28 15
1626 Oh, of course the policy can cover that. Let me adjust the paperwork! 1.4173 0.05296 139 91 38 10
1627 If you have to overcome a major obstacle,how would you approach it? 1.4173 0.04886 139 102 22 15
1628 On second thought, I'll pass on the warranty. 1.4173 0.05489 139 93 34 12
1629 We're feeling really good about the future here. 1.4173 0.05296 139 91 38 10
1630 I think this meeting is over. 1.4173 0.05197 139 90 40 9
1631 Surprise me! 1.4173 0.05489 139 93 34 12
1632 I know how this is gonna end. 1.4173 0.04439 139 93 38 8
1633 Not to worry, Jim. Your policy covers natural disasters. 1.4173 0.05246 139 93 35 11
1634 I think this will mark the beginning of a whole new era. 1.4173 0.05393 139 92 36 11
1635 Steve, your 'Planet of the Mammals' is a laugher, but it just won't fly. 1.4167 0.05618 144 99 30 15
1636 Oh, don’t worry, it’s just a big motivational poster. I work better under pressure. 1.4161 0.05828 137 95 27 15
1637 Welcome to the new normal. 1.4161 0.05545 137 92 33 12
1638 great Zoom background 1.4161 0.05038 137 87 43 7
1639 Perfect! We've covered every possible scenario in our "5 Year Plan for Return to Global Domination" 1.4161 0.05545 137 92 33 12
1640 Just sign it. What else could go wrong? 1.4161 0.05246 137 89 39 9
1641 In this current financial climate, we either evolve or perish. 1.4161 0.04473 137 92 37 8
1642 Relax, Rex, why such an apocalyptic view? 1.4155 0.05496 142 96 33 13
1643 And where do you see yourself 10 seconds from now 1.4155 0.05586 142 97 31 14
1644 This book is going to be huge for you. Astronomical. 1.4155 0.00707 142 108 31 3
1645 Can you start immediately? 1.4155 0.04921 142 92 42 8
1646 We’re taking a strong position on fossil fuel futures 1.4155 0.05311 142 94 37 11
1647 Please, pay no attention to that amazing background view. 1.4155 0.04921 142 90 45 7
1648 No, I never really thought about extinction. Why do you ask? 1.4155 0.05405 142 95 35 12
1649 We anticipate some museum opportunities in about 65 million years. 1.4155 0.04921 142 90 45 7
1650 So, where do you see yourself in 10 seconds? 1.4155 0.05675 142 98 29 15
1651 And where do you see yourself a million years from now, George? 1.4155 0.05496 142 96 33 13
1652 Why the sudden pessimism? 1.4155 0.05675 142 98 29 15
1653 I suggest you sign this contract immediately. The markets are highly sensitive to sudden changes at the moment. 1.4155 0.05358 142 97 32 13
1654 Welcome to a very bright future! 1.4155 0.05311 142 94 37 11
1655 For long term investors I recommend fossil fuels. 1.4155 0.05405 142 95 35 12
1656 There’s a great future in fossil fuels. 1.4155 0.05586 142 97 31 14
1657 Tell me about your short-term goals. 1.4143 0.05266 140 92 38 10
1658 Barring any act of God, your loan's been approved. . 1.4143 0.05551 140 95 32 13
1659 So long George, I hope you enjoy your retirement. 1.4143 0.05551 140 95 32 13
1660 Sharon, I think you mean "figuratively" extinct. 1.4143 0.05168 140 91 40 9
1661 And where do you see yourself in the next five years? 1.4143 0.05551 140 95 32 13
1662 I see a great future for you here, Ed! 1.4143 0.05458 140 94 34 12
1663 If it makes you feel any better... You were supposed to be fired today. 1.4143 0.05266 140 92 38 10
1664 On a scale of one to ten how do you handle yourself under pressure? 1.4143 0.05551 140 95 32 13
1665 Don't try and pretend there's an asteroid behind me, we know it's you that's been steeling the paper clips! 1.4143 0.05643 140 96 30 14
1666 Don’t worry about it - it will go away. The economy is more important 1.4143 0.05734 140 97 28 15
1667 We can’t pay you. Your insurance doesn’t cover ‘Act of God’. 1.4143 0.05551 140 95 32 13
1668 I am in charge and I can guarantee that it is not a real threat 1.4143 0.05067 140 100 26 14
1669 This is the PERFECT time to sell these stocks! 1.4143 0.04178 140 97 34 9
1670 I’m delighted to say HR have deemed it safe to return to work” 1.4143 0.05734 140 97 28 15
1671 Would you say you work well under pressure? 1.4143 0.05266 140 92 38 10
1672 We prefer the term “meteor sceptic” to meter denier. 1.4143 0.05363 140 93 36 11
1673 T.G.I.F. 1.4143 0.05458 140 94 34 12
1674 Don’t worry it’s just temporary unemployment, you’ll be back in no time 1.4143 0.05168 140 91 40 9
1675 I think you’ll be very happy with this life insurance policy. 1.4143 0.05458 140 94 34 12
1676 Sorry I can't offer you the job. At least it's not the end of the world. 1.4143 0.05067 140 90 42 8
1677 It's supposed to be colder than usual the rest of the week. 1.4143 0.05266 140 92 38 10
1678 Oh, come on, Al! You must be one of those liberals who thinks meteors are real! 1.4143 0.05315 140 95 33 12
1679 How Do You Feel About Working Under Pressure? 1.4143 0.05266 140 92 38 10
1680 I think you could have a real impact here. 1.4143 0.05551 140 95 32 13
1681 And as you can see here, it would take a ‘hundred-year event’ to occur for this derivative to go bad. 1.4143 0.05266 140 92 38 10
1682 Liz, you've come on board just in time to get in on the ground floor of the dot.comet explosion! 1.4143 0.05822 140 98 26 16
1683 I’ve always felt it’s important to have an exit interview on the last day of employment. 1.4143 0.05067 140 90 42 8
1684 This merger will make the competition extinct! 1.4143 0.05168 140 91 40 9
1685 I'll get these notarized, and then we're finished. 1.4143 0.05266 140 92 38 10
1686 You don't seem very excited about your promotion. 1.4143 0.05266 140 92 38 10
1687 Your insurance actually doesn't cover asteroid damage. Why do you ask? 1.4143 0.05643 140 96 30 14
1688 Why, yes, we have global coverage. 1.4143 0.05363 140 93 36 11
1689 And in the unlikey event of extinction you're fully covered. 1.4143 0.05551 140 95 32 13
1690 Don't beat yourself up, Bill. It's not the end of the world. 1.4143 0.05168 140 91 40 9
1691 The future of this company has never been brighter! 1.4143 0.05551 140 95 32 13
1692 Trust me, the contract is ironclad. Nothing can go wrong. 1.4143 0.05266 140 92 38 10
1693 Where do you see your career 10 seconds from now? 1.4143 0.05363 140 98 28 14
1694 I 'd encourage you to invest given our success over the last 150 million years. 1.4143 0.05458 140 94 34 12
1695 It's exciting here. We're expecting a big surprise today. 1.4143 0.05266 140 92 38 10
1696 I thought that pandemic lockdown would never end! 1.4143 0.05551 140 95 32 13
1697 My horoscope said things are about to start heating up for me, so I think I might finally make my move on Debra from Sales 1.4143 0.04807 140 95 35 10
1698 Congratulations to our new Director of Long Range Planning!! 1.4130 0.05416 138 92 35 11
1699 They say we're going extinct, but frankly, I doubt it. 1.4130 0.05608 138 94 31 13
1700 So tell me, how would you rate yourself in terms of adaptability? 1.4130 0.05513 138 93 33 12
1701 I chose this office for the view, and so far I haven't been disappointed. 1.4118 0.05761 136 94 28 14
1702 Oh you like this painting? It’s an original Nostradamus. 1.4118 0.05470 136 91 34 11
1703 Where do you see yourself 5 years from now 1.4118 0.05470 136 91 34 11
1704 So ... where do you see yourself in five minutes? 1.4118 0.05761 136 94 28 14
1705 ......you know, things are going really well...... 1.4118 0.05163 136 88 40 8
1706 Where do you see yourself in five years? 1.4118 0.05569 136 92 32 12
1707 So are you a glass half empty or glass half full kinda lizard? 1.4118 0.05267 136 89 38 9
1708 Mind if I close the blinds? I can't see my screen. 1.4118 0.05569 136 92 32 12
1709 I see there you have been tested negative for covid-19, that’s good! 1.4118 0.05470 136 91 34 11
1710 My executive coach tells me that it's all about thriving on disruption. 1.4118 0.04836 136 95 30 11
1711 One day, it’s like a miracle, it will disappear. 1.4118 0.05947 136 96 24 16
1712 I’m a genius...We saved 37% by cutting the line item for meteor preparedness! 1.4118 0.05947 136 96 24 16
1713 Where do you see yourself in the next five years? 1.4118 0.05761 136 94 28 14
1714 I believe in science---to a point. 1.4118 0.05470 136 91 34 11
1715 I know. Trust me, one day it will just disappear. 1.4118 0.05855 136 95 26 15
1716 What's the worst that could happen? 1.4118 0.05267 136 89 38 9
1717 Hmm. We don't usually issue term policies for a few seconds. 1.4118 0.05569 136 92 32 12
1718 We will be extinct before we need to bring in a lizard to our team! 1.4118 0.05666 136 93 30 13
1719 Good News! We're dropping all charges. 1.4118 0.05569 136 92 32 12
1720 So, what do you see yourself evolving into in the next 500 million years? 1.4118 0.05761 136 94 28 14
1721 I’m so glad we can finally stop wearing those stupid masks. 1.4118 0.05470 136 91 34 11
1722 Yes, this gives you full naming rights, Mr. Halley. 1.4118 0.05947 136 96 24 16
1723 If you could live in any era, which would you pick, and why? 1.4118 0.05215 136 91 35 10
1724 The last time someone looked so intently over my shoulder, Johnson got eaten by a Velociraptor. 1.4118 0.05470 136 91 34 11
1725 You'll be happy here. Our firm has been around for ages. 1.4118 0.05947 136 96 24 16
1726 ...so, Mr. Smith, if you will just sign at the bottom of this page, the $100,000,000. Lotto prize will be transferred into your checking account by the end of the day. 1.4118 0.05761 136 94 28 14
1727 you'll want the extinction insurance, of course. 1.4118 0.05267 136 89 38 9
1728 You got the job! So why the tears? 1.4118 0.05163 136 88 40 8
1729 I wouldn't take that deal even if this was my last day on earth 1.4104 0.05319 134 88 37 9
1730 Don’t worry—we’ve got someone from engineering on it. 1.4104 0.05213 134 87 39 8
1731 We are looking for a long term commitment 1.4104 0.05823 134 93 27 14
1732 Can you believe doomsday was a year ago already? 1.4104 0.04583 134 94 30 10
1733 Short of an act from God, this job is as good as yours. 1.4104 0.05319 134 88 37 9
1734 So how do we capitalize on this whole ‘comet’ paranoia? 1.4104 0.05726 134 92 29 13
1735 There has never been a better time to buy a condo - 1.4104 0.05424 134 89 35 10
1736 So where do you see yourself in this company in, say, ten years? 1.4104 0.05159 134 94 28 12
1737 Congrats, you're finally getting that promotion, comes with a huge salary increase! 1.4104 0.05627 134 91 31 12
1738 And where do you see yourself in 5 seconds? 1.4104 0.05918 134 94 25 15
1739 I’m just saying, we don’t cover for force majeure events in the policy. 1.4104 0.04879 134 94 29 11
1740 You’re hired! It will be nice to have some young blood around the office, everyone here is almost extinct 1.4104 0.05627 134 91 31 12
1741 This is a once-in-a-lifetime offer Mike... 1.4104 0.05526 134 90 33 11
1742 We promise a lifetime guarantee. 1.4104 0.05627 134 91 31 12
1743 This merger is going to be one of prehistoric proportions 1.4104 0.05104 134 86 41 7
1744 So you're saying we have to shelter from the asteroid. But what about the economy? 1.4104 0.05526 134 90 33 11
1745 Your benefits will kick in the day after tomorrow 1.4104 0.05627 134 91 31 12
1746 We’re so relieved to be back in the office. Your mask is on your new desk - stay safe! 1.4104 0.05627 134 91 31 12
1747 Sign here and you're done! 1.4104 0.05526 134 90 33 11
1748 Your report on potential meteorites was quite explosive; we'd really like to avoid that kind of negativity around here. 1.4104 0.05823 134 93 27 14
1749 What is your five-year plan? 1.4104 0.05627 134 91 31 12
1750 we should be fine as long as we maintain social distancing 1.4104 0.05319 134 88 37 9
1751 Impending doom" seems a bit extreme for the headline 1.4104 0.05526 134 90 33 11
1752 ...ok, now lets focus on the economic recovery 1.4104 0.05319 134 88 37 9
1753 You know boss, now is a good time to tell you how I really feel. 1.4104 0.05823 134 93 27 14
1754 How well, would you say, you function in dire situations? 1.4104 0.05627 134 91 31 12
1755 Just sign here, Mr. La Brea. 1.4104 0.05526 134 90 33 11
1756 Don't worry about it Ralph. What's the worst that can happen? 1.4104 0.05627 134 91 31 12
1757 I see a future for you here. 1.4104 0.05526 134 90 33 11
1758 I believe you'll have a bright future with our organization 1.4104 0.05266 134 90 34 10
1759 No worry. We just installed asteroid-proof windows. 1.4104 0.05159 134 94 28 12
1760 I've been trying to sell you life insurance for ages! What brings you in today, Morty? 1.4104 0.05726 134 92 29 13
1761 Asteroid insurance? No one needs that. 1.4104 0.05319 134 88 37 9
1762 Do you hear something? 1.4104 0.05424 134 89 35 10
1763 I know things evolve, but we can handle a new normal. 1.4104 0.05526 134 92 30 12
1764 The end of our era? Ha Ha Ha--That's just mammalian pap. 1.4104 0.05627 134 91 31 12
1765 So you want to learn more about our benefits package? 1.4104 0.04199 134 91 36 7
1766 You' ll enjoy working here. There's something new every day. You never know what's coming at you. 1.4104 0.05627 134 91 31 12
1767 So you say you will pass on our easy-to-afford disaster insurance? 1.4104 0.05266 134 90 34 10
1768 Keep your reptile stock. There's no future in mammals. 1.4104 0.05726 134 92 29 13
1769 I like these numbers on fossil fuels. 1.4104 0.05918 134 94 25 15
1770 Trump? Oh,I ate him 1.4104 0.05918 134 94 25 15
1771 Oh yeah. That void in case of extinction clause? Don't worry about that. That'll never happen. 1.4104 0.05424 134 89 35 10
1772 How fast can you unload our sunscreen division? 1.4104 0.05918 134 94 25 15
1773 Nevermind that asteroid - we're too big to fail a second time. 1.4104 0.05049 134 93 30 11
1774 It's all a pterodactyl hoax, Glenn. What'll they come up with next? Asteroids? 1.4104 0.05918 134 94 25 15
1775 I'm so glad things are getting back to normal. 1.4104 0.05627 134 91 31 12
1776 I always recommend the extended warranty. 1.4104 0.05159 134 89 36 9
1777 My biggest worry is the virus thing. 1.4104 0.05526 134 90 33 11
1778 Are you willing to work here for the rest of your life? 1.4104 0.05627 134 91 31 12
1779 I sure wish an unexpected event could cancel my next three meetings! 1.4104 0.05627 134 91 31 12
1780 Agreed, we’ll go after the mammals tomorrow... 1.4104 0.05424 134 89 35 10
1781 no one knows the future, but I think this contract looks like a keeper ! 1.4104 0.05424 134 89 35 10
1782 I'm so glad that things are finally returning to normal". 1.4104 0.05104 134 91 33 10
1783 And so tell me about a time in your career that you have had to deal with a difficult situation... 1.4104 0.05526 134 90 33 11
1784 It's just a backdrop, like in a talk show. Between you and me, it makes everyone sign the contracts faster. 1.4104 0.05918 134 94 25 15
1785 I'm sorry John, but look at it like this - change is good. 1.4104 0.05918 134 94 25 15
1786 I’’d like to get you into a long term annuity. The way I see it the Cretaceous period has just begun. 1.4104 0.05526 134 90 33 11
1787 The force majeure clause is just boilerplate legalese - nothing you’d ever have to worry about. 1.4104 0.05319 134 93 29 12
1788 Acts of God are excluded, but remember, this is the Pleistocene! 1.4104 0.04521 134 96 27 11
1789 This cartoon doesn't need a caption, it's self evident and works better without one! 1.4104 0.05823 134 93 27 14
1790 So, finally, I have all the kids' college savings accounts fully funded. Nothing but clear sailing from here on out. 1.4104 0.05104 134 86 41 7
1791 Good to be back in the office. 1.4104 0.05526 134 90 33 11
1792 We’re scaling back. 1.4104 0.05213 134 87 39 8
1793 Absolutely, your insurance policy covers accidental death and dismemberment! 1.4104 0.05726 134 92 29 13
1794 Now. Could you give me a concrete, vivid example of a stochastic exogeneity? 1.4104 0.05627 134 91 31 12
1795 Yes, I see it but we must consider the economy. 1.4104 0.05726 134 92 29 13
1796 I think I will pass on the lifetime subscription 1.4104 0.04063 134 90 38 6
1797 How are you at putting out fires? 1.4104 0.05424 134 89 35 10
1798 This policy covers everything but mass extinction...but, if that happens, who cares? 1.4104 0.05526 134 90 33 11
1799 There's never been a better time to buy life insurance. 1.4104 0.05823 134 93 27 14
1800 THAT's what you want to be five years from now? A mammal?" 1.4104 0.05823 134 93 27 14
1801 It's a short-term contract. 1.4104 0.05726 134 92 29 13
1802 I cannot over-emphasize the value of our extended warranty. 1.4104 0.05823 134 93 27 14
1803 Relax, it’ll all be over before we know it. 1.4091 0.05372 132 87 36 9
1804 We have excellent job security 1.4091 0.05886 132 92 26 14
1805 Trust me when I say that new technology will not be the end of this company 1.4091 0.05787 132 91 28 13
1806 oh, the asteroid? that’s just a back drop. bought it with the small loan we got from the government. i think it really puts what you care about most into perspective. so, when can you start? 1.4091 0.05318 132 95 26 11
1807 This is your last chance to improve your performance 1.4091 0.05372 132 87 36 9
1808 we're looking for someone who can adapt to changes quickly. 1.4091 0.05983 132 93 24 15
1809 2020 is gonna be our year 1.4091 0.05787 132 91 28 13
1810 Do you have any experience in crisis management? 1.4091 0.05886 132 92 26 14
1811 Our company’s growth last year was phenomenal, and our projections for this year look even better...nothing can stop us. 1.4091 0.04864 132 90 33 9
1812 So...what are your plans for the future? 1.4091 0.05737 132 93 25 14
1813 Can you describe a recent situation where you’ve had to suppress your lizard brain? 1.4091 0.05886 132 92 26 14
1814 In this global catastrophe, we will offer a one time $1200 stimulus check. 1.4091 0.05787 132 91 28 13
1815 We've been around for millions of years, your investment couldn't be safer. 1.4091 0.05584 132 89 32 11
1816 So - where do you see your species in five years? 1.4091 0.05584 132 89 32 11
1817 I love this. It's got everything - dinosaurs, pathos... 1.4091 0.05983 132 93 24 15
1818 I think you'll last a long time here. 1.4091 0.05787 132 91 28 13
1819 Where would you like to be a year from now? 1.4091 0.05479 132 88 34 10
1820 And how would say you are under pressure? 1.4091 0.05686 132 90 30 12
1821 Says here you're clairvoyant? Tell me about that. 1.4091 0.05787 132 91 28 13
1822 Congratulations Mr. Saurus, you qualify for early retirement. 1.4091 0.05264 132 86 38 8
1823 Trust me -- it's all here. What could go wrong? 1.4091 0.05686 132 90 30 12
1824 Check out my ten year plan! 1.4091 0.05686 132 90 30 12
1825 Hurry up,we don't have all day. 1.4091 0.05584 132 89 32 11
1826 This notice is final, barring any acts of God 1.4091 0.05584 132 89 32 11
1827 From where I sit...things are looking pretty good... 1.4091 0.05479 132 88 34 10
1828 Really, What’s the chance of it happening again 1.4091 0.03307 132 99 23 10
1829 QUICK! Let’s go buy toilet paper! 1.4091 0.05686 132 90 30 12
1830 Just what sort of impact do you foresee? 1.4091 0.05686 132 90 30 12
1831 History no doubt will note that we have achieved beyond any previous civilization. 1.4091 0.05153 132 85 40 7
1832 Great news from our analytics team! They’re predicting explosive growth this quarter. 1.4091 0.05584 132 89 32 11
1833 It's a deal! Sign here and as soon as the meteor shower lets up, we can walk up the street and celebrate over dinner. 1.4091 0.05039 132 94 26 12
1834 It's going to go away with the warm weather. 1.4091 0.05686 132 90 30 12
1835 I think if we merge our companies, nothing can stop us. 1.4091 0.05372 132 87 36 9
1836 Our future is definitely in oil! 1.4091 0.05886 132 92 26 14
1837 You'll never see a deal this good in 65 million years. 1.4091 0.05208 132 93 27 12
1838 Is there an "extinction" clause in the contract? 1.4091 0.05686 132 90 30 12
1839 And climate here as warm as the year is long. I’m telling you; this place is to die for! 1.4091 0.05584 132 89 32 11
1840 Does the world really need another disaster movie? 1.4091 0.05584 132 89 32 11
1841 What could be the chances of another meteor hitting us? 1.4091 0.05264 132 91 30 11
1842 Yes, until the world ends, we pay according to scale. 1.4091 0.04981 132 91 31 10
1843 Not to worry. It's just a virus from outer space. And we're taking hydroxychloroquine. 1.4091 0.05787 132 91 28 13
1844 And I think you’ll find this severance package very reasonable, given the circumstances. 1.4091 0.05686 132 90 30 12
1845 So when can we start? We don’t have much time here. 1.4077 0.05427 130 86 35 9
1846 And I’ve also included flood insurance on your new condo so you should be good. 1.4077 0.05427 130 86 35 9
1847 Mondays, am I right? 1.4077 0.05536 130 87 33 10
1848 So what do you think of this 'fireball in the sky' poster I bought off ebay? 1.4077 0.05536 130 87 33 10
1849 First my wife makes us go vegan and now downsizing. Could it get any worse? 1.4077 0.05643 130 88 31 11
1850 I wouldn’t worry about it, it’s just like the flu 1.4077 0.05316 130 85 37 8
1851 So the vacancy is yours. Is there anyway you can start tomorrow? 1.4077 0.05427 130 86 35 9
1852 What is the biggest challenge you have overcome? 1.4077 0.05643 130 88 31 11
1853 It’s a once in a lifetime deal 1.4077 0.05087 130 83 41 6
1854 Sorry Mr. Nostrasaurus but this is a bit far fetched for our publication. 1.4077 0.05850 130 90 27 13
1855 Im not the only one getting fired. 1.4077 0.05028 130 90 30 10
1856 Mr. Rex, our top-end insurance plan covers everything, except perhaps a fireball from the sky! It's that comprehensive! 1.4077 0.05316 130 85 37 8
1857 With these investments you should be worried about the future. 1.4077 0.05536 130 87 33 10
1858 Short term disability? Of course! 1.4077 0.05316 130 85 37 8
1859 I understand you're concerned about climate change, but there's never been a better time to start investing in fossil fuels. 1.4077 0.05850 130 90 27 13
1860 If you read this contract carefully, you'll notice that there's no act of God clause that excuses you from delivering oil. 1.4077 0.05747 130 89 29 12
1861 What could go wrong? Historically, markets always go up, and the economy always expands. Sign here. 1.4077 0.05747 130 89 29 12
1862 Don’t look so gloomy, Jack. Life goes on. 1.4077 0.05589 130 90 28 12
1863 Of course you will be pleased to hear that this is an offer of permanent employment. 1.4077 0.05643 130 88 31 11
1864 Sign here. What could go wrong? 1.4077 0.05643 130 88 31 11
1865 You know what they say, " what goes around, comes around'! 1.4077 0.05536 130 87 33 10
1866 I'm also a big Bonnie Tyler fan but the song title isn't "Turn Around," it's "Once Upon a Time I Was Falling In Love." 1.4077 0.05747 130 88 29 12
1867 Of Course, HR will have to do a Background Check. 1.4077 0.04847 130 86 37 7
1868 May a meteor strike me dead if this isn't the best deal you've ever made 1.4077 0.05747 130 89 29 12
1869 It is going to effect all of us, but we may be able to flatten the curve by doing just a few small things. 1.4077 0.05536 130 87 33 10
1870 Just one more signature right here. Rest easy, this policy covers you and your family for everything and anything. 1.4077 0.05536 130 87 33 10
1871 Make that a short term loan. 1.4077 0.05260 130 92 26 12
1872 Check out these lifetime benefits. 1.4077 0.05536 130 87 33 10
1873 Look, if you shut everything down there's going to be a lot of deaths that way too 1.4077 0.06050 130 92 23 15
1874 Just sign here, Liz. You won't get a better deal in 65 million years! 1.4077 0.05536 130 87 33 10
1875 I guarantee you'll never see a deal like this again! 1.4060 0.05752 133 92 28 13
1876 ...so I told that Cockroach in Sales that he'll never be on top of the food chain! 1.4060 0.05850 133 93 26 14
1877 After careful consideration, we chose you for the job, you start tomorrow 1.4060 0.05752 133 92 28 13
1878 Dude, I know, but I’m still your younger brother and I’m still your boss. 1.4060 0.05652 133 91 30 12
1879 after while crocodile 😎 1.4060 0.05752 133 92 28 13
1880 I can see you having a bright future in our company! 1.4060 0.05394 133 91 31 11
1881 Finally No mask! No sanitizer! let’s get back to business! 1.4060 0.05752 133 92 28 13
1882 Meteor or asteroid? No, this is just something else the Democrats have cooked up to try and make me look bad! 1.4060 0.05498 133 92 29 12
1883 I must emphasize that this is a temporary position 1.4060 0.05652 133 91 30 12
1884 Just sign here. Let’s face it, it’s a great gig and we rule. Seriously, what’s the worst that can happen? 1.4060 0.05850 133 93 26 14
1885 Frankly, your Q3 numbers aren’t great. But it’s not the end of the world. 1.4060 0.05341 133 88 36 9
1886 Interesting proposal, Dean, but our stockholders see no need to establish colonies on other planets. 1.4060 0.05233 133 87 38 8
1887 Where do you you hope to be in five years? 1.4060 0.05446 133 89 34 10
1888 Extinctio8n? That's about as likely as Trump becoming president. 1.4060 0.05752 133 92 28 13
1889 End of civilization? Don't you think that's a little alarmist Doctor? 1.4060 0.05550 133 90 32 11
1890 I'm feeling very optimistic... 1.4060 0.05341 133 88 36 9
1891 Sure there's a meteorite coming, but the economy... 1.4060 0.05233 133 92 30 11
1892 We'll keep it on file in case anything changes. 1.4060 0.05341 133 88 36 9
1893 And may I be struck down at my desk if I’m wrong, but here at Gateriffic Mfg LLC our shoes are made from recycled plastic only. 1.4060 0.05652 133 91 30 12
1894 And—they make me say this—past performance is no guarantee of future returns. 1.4060 0.05652 133 91 30 12
1895 We have an opening for a temp position. 1.4060 0.05752 133 92 28 13
1896 There's never been a better time to invest in fossil fuels! 1.4060 0.05752 133 92 28 13
1897 We should probably have a succession plan. 1.4060 0.05550 133 90 32 11
1898 . “Of course the 401k match doesn’t start for 6 months” 1.4048 0.05186 126 81 39 6
1899 Where do you see yourself in 65 million years? 1.4046 0.05608 131 89 31 11
1900 Hydroxycholoriquine will save us all, I've heard great things about it. 1.4046 0.06012 131 93 23 15
1901 Asteroids are a liberal hoax. It says so in the Bible. 1.4046 0.05914 131 92 25 14
1902 Sorry, as long as dinosaurs rule, an alligator can't be director. 1.4046 0.05502 131 88 33 10
1903 And, as his mother had taught him, Eugene listened politely and didn't interrupt his interviewer. The End. . 1.4046 0.05712 131 90 29 12
1904 My horoscope for today said to be on the alert for a hiccup in the markets. 1.4046 0.05172 131 85 39 7
1905 It was pure genius sending the coronavirus in first. 1.4046 0.05502 131 88 33 10
1906 I'm sorry, Jones. For the eighteenth time, the board has rejected your proposed "Meteor Shield". 1.4046 0.05608 131 89 31 11
1907 At least we can say we didn't cause it. 1.4046 0.05914 131 92 25 14
1908 This policy will protect you against anything! 1.4046 0.05608 131 89 31 11
1909 Always the worrier, George. Relax, the sky is not falling. 1.4046 0.05394 131 87 35 9
1910 This is exactly the kind of thing these peer reviews are saying, Henderson--you're a distraction, you're preoccupied with improbable scenarios, always playing the fool... 1.4046 0.05814 131 91 27 13
1911 You know, hundreds of dinosaurs die every year from falling rocks 1.4037 0.06401 109 76 22 11
1912 From the warm look on your face, I'll take it you're interested. 1.4037 0.05990 109 73 28 8
1913 I'd have to get hit by a meteorite for you to make partner. 1.4037 0.06267 109 75 24 10
1914 Well, obviously we’d like you to start working ASAP. 1.4031 0.05668 129 88 30 11
1915 Except for war or acts of God, your long-term contract with Amalgamated Blowers is rock solid. 1.4031 0.05337 129 85 36 8
1916 Yes, we’re all very optimistic... 1.4031 0.05450 129 86 34 9
1917 So, you'll get either the upper or lower part of the stream and she'll get the lake with the beach 1.4031 0.05560 129 87 32 10
1918 Mr. Rex says he wants to have me for dinner. Suffice to say, I‘m very excited about my future with this company! 1.4031 0.05560 129 87 32 10
1919 And that my friend is the reason why I get to sit on this side of the desk !” 1.4016 0.05837 127 88 27 12
1920 We have great working conditions here. 1.4016 0.04508 127 87 33 7
1921 I’m telling you, Harold. Asteroid insurance is unnecessary. 1.4016 0.05729 127 87 29 11
1922 We have plenty of time to take care of this. 1.4016 0.06047 127 90 23 14
1923 Don’t be alarmed, it’s just a burning muffin 1.4016 0.05619 127 86 31 10
1924 Thank you for signing, the trama study begins next week 1.4016 0.04906 127 90 27 10
1925 Don't worry, we are too big to fail 1.4016 0.05619 127 86 31 10
1926 All our recent projections tell us an asteroid strike is very unlikely 1.4016 0.05729 127 87 29 11
1927 I can’t believe you’re selling the Yucatán peninsula so cheap! 1.4016 0.05392 127 84 35 8
1928 I like to look at the bright side, Frank. I’m an optimist. 1.4016 0.04295 127 88 32 7
1929 Oh just ignore the asteroid behind me. It’s just another conspiracy. Now, why should we hire you? 1.4016 0.05619 127 86 31 10
1930 Oh, good. My ride is almost here... 1.4016 0.06047 127 90 23 14
1931 Go out there and tell everyone this is fake news. Tell them we get hit my hundreds of meteors everyday and this is nothing to be worried about. 1.4016 0.05729 127 87 29 11
1932 So, you were saying you think we should be getting into the oil industry? 1.4016 0.05619 127 86 31 10
1933 Asteroids smash-asteroids; what do those scientists know? 1.4016 0.05729 127 87 29 11
1934 You’ve got to buy now. Just look at all the signs, the market is clearly heading for a boom. 1.4016 0.05837 127 88 27 12
1935 It all started with a Big Bang! We’ll show ‘em! 1.4016 0.06047 127 90 23 14
1936 It’s just four weeks of furlough, not the end of the world. 1.4016 0.03993 127 96 20 11
1937 At least we won’t need to worry about Coronavirus anymore 1.4016 0.05837 127 88 27 12
1938 Don, I asked you in today to talk about your retirement package. 1.4016 0.05729 127 87 29 11
1939 Tell me more about your experience with crisis management. 1.4016 0.05392 127 84 35 8
1940 So tell me, what are you doing for self care these days? 1.4016 0.05275 127 83 37 7
1941 Sure, we can include a double indemnity clause. Why do you ask? 1.4016 0.05619 127 86 31 10
1942 Of course it’s the end of the world as we know it, but I feel fine! 1.4016 0.05619 127 86 31 10
1943 I have no plans for the immediate future 1.4016 0.05155 127 82 39 6
1944 Tell me about a time you experienced impending doom. 1.4016 0.05619 127 86 31 10
1945 look Geoff, I've read your report on living with covid 19 and I've got to ask, why so negative? 1.4016 0.05943 127 88 25 13
1946 I see your future as very bright 1.4016 0.05506 127 85 33 9
1947 When hearing your review feedback seems hard, just remember we’re all going to die. 1.4016 0.05837 127 88 27 12
1948 I just don’t see a future for the mammals Brian 1.4016 0.05392 127 84 35 8
1949 The asteroid? It’s going to disappear. It’s like a miracle — it will disappear. 1.4016 0.05837 127 88 27 12
1950 Whisky? 1.4016 0.05943 127 89 25 13
1951 I would suggest a short term policy 1.4016 0.05837 127 88 27 12
1952 It’s our most popular policy- covers everything but a mass extinction! 1.4016 0.05729 127 87 29 11
1953 Why would I be worried? I just dumped all my stocks. 1.4016 0.05619 127 86 31 10
1954 We need somebody to hit the ground running. 1.4016 0.05506 127 85 33 9
1955 Is she behind me right now? 1.4016 0.03402 127 90 31 6
1956 Call me optimistic, but I think I’m going to like your third-quarter projections. 1.4016 0.04777 127 84 37 6
1957 I ought to fire you for that look. 1.4016 0.05729 127 87 29 11
1958 One more question, where do you see yourself in five years? 1.4016 0.05729 127 87 29 11
1959 Your contract with us will expire shortly. 1.4016 0.05729 127 87 29 11
1960 No, Rodney, the force majeure doesn’t cover meteors! 1.4016 0.05837 127 88 27 12
1961 I think we’ll both be fired soon... 1.4016 0.06047 127 90 23 14
1962 Without the extinction rider you can save 15% 1.4016 0.05155 127 82 39 6
1963 I suggest the adjustable rate mortgage. 1.4016 0.05334 127 86 32 9
1964 To sum up, my investment advice is: think long term! 1.4016 0.05506 127 85 33 9
1965 Thanks for coming in. We will let you know tomorrow. 1.4016 0.05155 127 82 39 6
1966 Ten million days straight without an accident! 1.4016 0.05837 127 88 27 12
1967 Please have a little faith in future! Sign there and there please. 1.4016 0.05729 127 87 29 11
1968 What made you want to look up golden parachute ? 1.4016 0.05506 127 85 32 9
1969 Why planetary physics, Larry? There's no future in that for guys like us. 1.4016 0.05506 127 85 33 9
1970 Extinction, come on get real. 1.4016 0.05334 127 91 24 12
1971 Someday you might sit on this side of the desk, but you know they say "things can change in a split second"... So always watch your back! 1.4016 0.05392 127 84 35 8
1972 Looking ahead, I suggest you consider petroleum. 1.4016 0.05619 127 86 31 10
1973 It's a sure-fire deal. What could go wrong? 1.4016 0.05334 127 86 32 9
1974 Is there anything you'd like to add? 1.4016 0.05837 127 88 27 12
1975 We are making history today. 1.4016 0.05943 127 89 25 13
1976 ...so, Mr Jones, will you be taking the catastrophic insurance cover? 1.4016 0.05619 127 86 31 10
1977 You'll love our 401K Plan 1.4016 0.05392 127 84 35 8
1978 Welcome aboard, J.B. I' have a feeling you're going to be a real ball of fire. 1.4016 0.05275 127 83 37 7
1979 The market is cyclical, Jim. Your portfolio will build value in the long term. 1.4016 0.04842 127 82 40 5
1980 We'd love to make this a long-term commitment. 1.4016 0.05729 127 87 29 11
1981 Consider the long term benefits! 1.4016 0.05275 127 83 37 7
1982 With this portfolio your long-term outlook is great. 1.4016 0.05837 127 88 27 12
1983 Top of the food chain! Top of the world! There’s no stopping us now! 1.4016 0.05729 127 87 29 11
1984 Well, as long as the economy isn't harmed. 1.4016 0.05729 127 87 29 11
1985 Now let me tell you about the extended warranty! 1.4016 0.05619 127 86 31 10
1986 Don't worry .. it is all fake news. 1.4016 0.05506 127 85 33 9
1987 Asteroid insurance? I didn't peg you for a sucker! 1.4016 0.05619 127 86 31 10
1988 Look, I just pulled us out of the Triassic Accord. Climate change is a hoax invented by the arthropods. 1.4016 0.05619 127 86 31 10
1989 It’s a fantastic proposal. Your team thought of everything. 1.4016 0.05275 127 83 37 7
1990 Do you really want to know where I see myself in five years? 1.4016 0.05729 127 87 29 11
1991 You're making a great investment here, Mr. Saurus. If there's one thing I know, it's that the price of real estate only goes up! 1.4016 0.04842 127 87 32 8
1992 Don't worry, see how far we have come since we survived the previous big one. 1.4016 0.03914 127 93 25 9
1993 Ha! A meteor? What are the odds of that happening again? 1.4016 0.05943 127 89 25 13
1994 we find your views on fossil fuel intriguing 1.4016 0.05619 127 86 31 10
1995 Sorry, our insurance policy simply doesn’t cover flaming asteroids. Would you like a complimentary pen? 1.4016 0.05506 127 85 33 9
1996 I’m not worried. They didn’t have shatter proof glass in the Mesozoic period. 1.4016 0.05619 127 86 31 10
1997 Sorry, just don't see how your ability to predict impending doom can be monetized. 1.4016 0.06150 127 91 21 15
1998 So where do you see yourself in five years from now? 1.4016 0.05837 127 88 27 12
1999 This annuity pays out no matter what happens ! 1.4016 0.05729 127 87 29 11
2000 I think you're going to regret not taking the extended warranty coverage. 1.4016 0.05729 127 87 29 11
2001 You're going to have a great future with this company. Welcome aboard! 1.4016 0.05155 127 87 31 9
2002 'What can I do, to get you into a lagoon, today?' 1.4016 0.05619 127 86 31 10
2003 What lasting impact will the historians credit us dinasours? 1.4016 0.05729 127 87 29 11
2004 “Our generous insurance policy covers everything except natural disasters.” 1.4016 0.05392 127 84 35 8
2005 Our kind survived pandemics and climate change. What could possibly go wrong now? 1.4016 0.05506 127 85 33 9
2006 Something tells me it's not a good time to invest. 1.4016 0.05392 127 84 35 8
2007 It will be fine, let’s open up the economy. 1.4016 0.05729 127 87 29 11
2008 We're looking for an HR director who can really shake up the climate around here. 1.4016 0.05943 127 89 25 13
2009 Naturally, the deductible would be waived in that unlikely event. 1.4016 0.05506 127 85 33 9
2010 How are you at dealing with stressful situations? 1.4016 0.05506 127 85 33 9
2011 No rush. Take some time to think it over. 1.4016 0.05392 127 84 35 8
2012 Oil! -That's the future, Mac! You gotta get into oil!!" 1.4016 0.05506 127 85 33 9
2013 I get the sense that you are not interested in the long term care option 1.4016 0.05729 127 87 29 11
2014 I got it, so this is an exit interview. 1.4016 0.05619 127 86 31 10
2015 Well, if you don’t like it fire me. I don’t care anymore 1.4000 0.05565 125 84 32 9
2016 Trust me, it's gonna be a hit 1.4000 0.05902 125 87 26 12
2017 They always said the market couldn't keep going up; we're here to prove them wrong 1.4000 0.05565 125 84 32 9
2018 We really liked your story about surviving those rocks that fall from the sky. But I don’t think we’ll publish it. We don’t want to scare anybody. You know how it is nowadays, everyone believes everything they read! 1.4000 0.05328 125 82 36 7
2019 You can expect a long and happy future here. 1.4000 0.05192 130 85 38 7
2020 Fireball? The new Mammalian hoax! 1.4000 0.05565 125 84 32 9
2021 First time I’ve ever had anyone ask about a ‘fireball from space’ exclusion under this policy.” 1.4000 0.05902 125 87 26 12
2022 Did you hear? The swans have returned to the rivers in Venice. 1.3984 0.05742 123 84 29 10
2023 Happy to have you on board, Greg. I am sure you will make an immediate impact 1.3984 0.04862 123 87 27 9
2024 So, as you can see, we’ve prepared for all possible scenarios. 1.3984 0.05505 123 82 33 8
2025 Our insurance plan covers everything. Except extinction, global pandemics and flashy things in the sky. 1.3984 0.05742 123 84 29 10
2026 So, how do you feel about working from home? 1.3984 0.05258 123 80 37 6
2027 Next, we just need to finish those stupid workplace safety videos 1.3984 0.05742 123 84 29 10
2028 There’s always tomorrow 1.3984 0.05857 123 85 27 11
2029 It’s no worse than a seasonal asteroid. 1.3984 0.05505 123 82 33 8
2030 you seem distracted, is everything okay? 1.3984 0.05970 123 86 25 12
2031 So, do you think this new painting is too big for the room? 1.3984 0.05857 123 85 27 11
2032 The predator gets his just reward! 1.3984 0.05505 123 82 33 8
2033 Extinction level event? Yeah, right - when earth freezes over! 1.3984 0.05383 123 81 35 7
2034 So far I’m loving 2020. 1.3984 0.05742 123 84 29 10
2035 Mercury is in retrograde, but we're doing just fine 1.3984 0.05129 123 79 39 5
2036 You've got that "deja vu all-over-again" look in your eyes. 1.3984 0.05625 123 83 31 9
2037 Right. And a meteor might streak down out of the sky and end life as we know it. 1.3984 0.05970 123 86 25 12
2038 As you can see , Mr Jones, your policy includes everything except force majeure 1.3984 0.04652 123 83 34 6
2039 Barring any unforeseen circumstances , we have a deal." 1.3984 0.05857 123 85 27 11
2040 Guaranteed--for as long as I'm ... 1.3984 0.05505 123 82 33 8
2041 Those are some very optimistic numbers your department submitted. 1.3984 0.05444 123 84 30 9
2042 You've always been a glass half empty guy. 1.3984 0.05857 123 85 27 11
2043 As you can see in this report, there’s no end to our growth in sight. 1.3984 0.05625 123 83 31 9
2044 And the best thing of all is the job security. 1.3984 0.05625 123 83 31 9
2045 Whoa!--looks like we're almost out of time. One last question: Where do you see yourself in forty million years? 1.3984 0.05505 123 82 33 8
2046 Welcome to Chicxulub! I'm telling you, they'll be talking about this town a million years from now! 1.3984 0.05505 123 82 33 8
2047 I guess now is a good time to say, see ya later alligator 1.3984 0.05857 123 85 27 11
2048 A warm, supportive work climate is the cornerstone of our success. 1.3984 0.05742 123 84 29 10
2049 Our comprehensive insurance policy will cover you in the event of fires, floods, earthquakes, landslides, theft, tornadoes, mudslides hurricanes, tsunamis, typhoons, drought, arson, and avalanches. 1.3984 0.05625 123 83 31 9
2050 Stop me if you've heard this one. A priest, minister, and rabbi are sitting in a bar when a pterodactyl flies through the door. 1.3984 0.04432 123 89 25 9
2051 So the behavioral question for this interview is, “how would you react if a meteor wiped out all of the dinosaurs?” 1.3984 0.05970 123 86 25 12
2052 See. Just as I predicted. Reptiles will rule forever! 1.3984 0.06080 123 87 23 13
2053 Which is why we just got rid of all storm shelters. 1.3984 0.05505 123 82 33 8
2054 Barring any unforeseen circumstances, we'll see you Monday morning at 9 AM. 1.3984 0.05625 123 83 31 9
2055 No, the policy does not cover asteroid impacts. Why? 1.3984 0.05857 123 85 27 11
2056 Tell me about a time you had to deal with a stressful situation. 1.3984 0.05625 123 83 31 9
2057 You look so comfortable, where do you put your tail when you sit in a chair? 1.3984 0.05857 123 85 27 11
2058 Sign here and your coverage will start tomorrow. 1.3984 0.05742 123 84 29 10
2059 There's definitely a boom coming - oil is the future! 1.3984 0.05742 123 84 29 10
2060 Don't wait to buy land; buy land and then wait! 1.3984 0.04652 123 88 26 9
2061 What do you want first, the good news or the bad? 1.3984 0.05258 123 80 37 6
2062 Where do you hope to see yourself in the next 500,000 years? 1.3984 0.05625 123 83 31 9
2063 I saw it too, but don’t worry; it’s just like the flu. 1.3968 0.05864 126 88 26 12
2064 knock knock? 1.3968 0.05864 126 88 26 12
2065 Where can you see yourself in 10 million years from now? 1.3968 0.05971 126 89 24 13
2066 I've noticed you've recently been working like there's no tomorrow. 1.3968 0.05971 126 89 24 13
2067 Ok, let’s talk about the longevity of this company. 1.3952 0.05705 124 85 29 10
2068 It's a Non-paid internship, but it's good for your resume. 1.3952 0.05589 124 84 31 9
2069 Oh yes, we strongly suggest the asteroid insurance. 1.3952 0.05349 124 82 35 7
2070 But most importantly, let’s discuss how this supposed ‘meteor’ will effect the economy 1.3952 0.05470 124 83 33 8
2071 The divorce papers weren't the only thing he didn't see coming 1.3952 0.05930 124 87 25 12
2072 It's just a little asteroid... do I look worried?".. 1.3952 0.05470 124 83 33 8
2073 Should the meteor miss 10% of life on earth, we have one temp to perm position available with cushy post-extinction benefits. 1.3952 0.05225 124 81 37 6
2074 Son, just sign here and your future is guaranteed! 1.3952 0.04408 124 90 25 9
2075 Don’t worry about the Act of God clause it’s just a technicality. 1.3952 0.05470 124 83 33 8
2076 While we're bullish on the futures market, I am required to advise you that past performance does not guarantee profits. 1.3952 0.05819 124 86 27 11
2077 Fossil fuels are definitely the future. 1.3952 0.05705 124 85 29 10
2078 Let’s circle back to this next week. 1.3952 0.05589 124 84 31 9
2079 Last year 37,000 dinosaurs died from the common flu. Nothing is shut down, life and the economy go on... Think about that. 1.3952 0.05705 124 85 29 10
2080 I ordered it for curbside pickup, but they insisted on direct delivery. 1.3952 0.05225 124 81 37 6
2081 Trust me, taking out a life insurance policy doesn’t mean bad things will happen to you. 1.3952 0.05705 124 85 29 10
2082 Excuse me, where’s your mask? 1.3952 0.05470 124 83 33 8
2083 We’re so excited for you to join the team, it’s been so long since we’ve had a new meteorologist 1.3952 0.05705 124 85 29 10
2084 GEICO can save you 30% on all your insurance needs.... 1.3952 0.05819 124 86 27 11
2085 Do you ever feel you’re becoming obsolete? 1.3952 0.05589 124 84 31 9
2086 Finally 1.3952 0.05819 124 86 27 11
2087 And then I said: who needs a bomb shelter nowadays 1.3952 0.05819 124 86 27 11
2088 Fossil fuel futures are at an all time high. 1.3952 0.05287 124 89 24 11
2089 Leonard, you cold-blooded son of a bitch–how are you? 1.3952 0.05470 124 83 33 8
2090 Of course all our glass is shatter is shatter proof. Why do you ask? 1.3952 0.05819 124 86 27 11
2091 I told them I'll retire over my dead body. 1.3952 0.05705 124 85 29 10
2092 I strongly recommend a conservative portfolio, since you never know when the crash will occur. 1.3952 0.05705 124 85 29 10
2093 Extinction is always a good reason to diversify your portfolio. 1.3952 0.05470 124 83 33 8
2094 ...and in the unlikely case of extinction, we can ensure that all of your assets are preserved in tar. 1.3952 0.05930 124 87 25 12
2095 And what do you see yourself doing in five years? 1.3952 0.05470 124 83 33 8
2096 Sure, it's not the best deal, but it's not the end of the world, either. 1.3952 0.05705 124 85 29 10
2097 I'll just need you to sign this extinction clause 1.3952 0.05349 124 82 35 7
2098 I say long-term investments are the way to go. I predict only good news on the horizon and markets will be stable for years to come. 1.3952 0.05705 124 85 29 10
2099 It's bumper-to-bumper for 20,000 miles, or until the apocalypse, whichever comes first. 1.3952 0.05705 124 85 29 10
2100 So, it says here you are good at predicting the future. 1.3952 0.05349 124 82 35 7
2101 Sign here and we'll be both be set for life. 1.3952 0.05098 124 80 39 5
2102 No need to read the fine print. 1.3952 0.03098 124 85 36 3
2103 Don't worry you can let me know your decision whenever. There's no rush. 1.3952 0.05589 124 84 31 9
2104 I never thought you'd agree to a lifetime contract! 1.3952 0.05819 124 86 27 11
2105 After all, tomorrow is another day. 1.3952 0.05589 124 84 31 9
2106 I highly recommend the extended warranty 1.3952 0.05589 124 84 31 9
2107 I see something I said bothers you. 1.3952 0.05705 124 85 29 10
2108 Phil, this has you covered for the next 4 billion years, and by then we'' ll be in full recovery. 1.3952 0.05349 124 82 35 7
2109 I really think you should reconsider our extended warranty. 1.3952 0.05819 124 86 27 11
2110 It doesn't pay a lot to start, but you'll be fabulously wealthy by the Holocene. 1.3952 0.05589 124 84 31 9
2111 So, is that everything before we're finished? 1.3952 0.04901 124 86 30 8
2112 The President says it’s just a minor meteor. 1.3952 0.05705 124 90 21 13
2113 With this merger completed, there’ll be no stopping us! 1.3952 0.05705 124 85 29 10
2114 At least we’re survived the virus. I’m looking forward to the recovery. 1.3952 0.05589 124 84 31 9
2115 There's never a 'perfect' time to buy life assurance 1.3952 0.05589 124 84 31 9
2116 Someday all of this will be yours 1.3952 0.04901 124 84 34 6
2117 ... and that's the legal definition of an 'Act of God'. Why do you ask? 1.3952 0.05589 124 84 31 9
2118 Sign this baby and your world will never be the same! 1.3952 0.05819 124 86 27 11
2119 Your year-end bonus will have a little surprise in it. 1.3952 0.05470 124 83 33 8
2120 I hope you'r not paying attention to those scientists who say we may not dominate the earth forever. 1.3952 0.06040 124 88 23 13
2121 I can't believe that I convinced him that the bunker was the better office! 1.3952 0.05705 124 85 29 10
2122 Of course, here at First Reptilian, we like to take the long view on investment strategies. 1.3952 0.05470 124 83 33 8
2123 This will be a historic moment. 1.3952 0.05225 124 81 37 6
2124 This is a once-in-a-lifetime chance − to see Pangea, before it's gone. 1.3952 0.04834 124 93 19 12
2125 I wouldn't hire you with resume if it were the end of the world. 1.3952 0.04333 124 92 22 10
2126 I hear it's gonna be a blast! 1.3952 0.05705 124 85 29 10
2127 Hoax, smokes, they say it will just go away in April, you know, when it warms up. 1.3952 0.05705 124 85 29 10
2128 Double indemnity clause? You betcha! 1.3952 0.05930 124 87 25 12
2129 Your pension is now vested. Congratulations! 1.3952 0.05819 124 86 27 11
2130 Oh, and how long do you project this "new normal" will last? 1.3952 0.05589 124 84 31 9
2131 It’s the “futures” market Herb! We’ve got to buy, buy, buy like there’s no tomorrow. 1.3952 0.05705 124 85 29 10
2132 That is a nice zoom background . 1.3952 0.05470 124 83 33 8
2133 And our retirement plan is to die for. 1.3952 0.05819 124 86 27 11
2134 Sign it. A new era is coming. 1.3952 0.05705 124 85 29 10
2135 There you go sir your comprehensive insurance policy, effective tomorrow. 1.3952 0.05819 124 86 27 11
2136 Your stock options vest next month, why do you ask? 1.3952 0.05819 124 86 27 11
2137 And that's the end of the story 1.3945 0.06116 109 75 25 9
2138 Tell me about your time management skills. 1.3945 0.06116 109 75 25 9
2139 You have a bright future my boy. Very bright indeed! 1.3945 0.06254 109 76 23 10
2140 We're pleased to offer you a lifetime contract 1.3945 0.05832 109 73 29 7
2141 Sign here and your insurance coverage begins immediately. 1.3945 0.05976 109 74 27 8
2142 Thats why they call it catastrophic insurance 1.3945 0.06116 109 75 25 9
2143 Bringing you on board will definitely shake things up around here! 1.3945 0.05976 109 74 27 8
2144 And you can sign here with the peace of mind that it has a lifetime guarantee! 1.3945 0.05976 109 74 27 8
2145 I can tell by your lack of running around screaming that you work well under pressure. 1.3945 0.05976 109 74 27 8
2146 No we don't cover life insurance, why do you ask? 1.3937 0.05380 127 85 34 8
2147 Comet? Please, that’s a liberal hoax! 1.3937 0.05826 127 89 26 12
2148 Oh fantastic, it looks like the American president is coming! 1.3934 0.05998 122 86 24 12
2149 This is all you could find on Joe Biden? 1.3934 0.05998 122 86 24 12
2150 You really should sign this, its not like the worlds going to end tomorrow. 1.3934 0.05768 122 84 28 10
2151 ‘You were right, Dad. All those years in school, no vacations, parties, or girlfriends. Look at me now!’ 1.3934 0.05884 122 85 26 11
2152 I'd sign it, you never know when the next crisis will hit 1.3934 0.05528 122 82 32 8
2153 The odds of that happening twice are reasonably low 1.3934 0.05884 122 85 26 11
2154 ‘Can I recommend the extended warranty with your purchase?’ 1.3934 0.05649 122 83 30 9
2155 Sir. If you still want to rent that lovely flat in New York, now it’s the right time. 1.3934 0.05768 122 84 28 10
2156 Relax Joe! In the long run we are all dead! 1.3934 0.05528 122 82 32 8
2157 Hehe, I already sold my stock. 1.3934 0.05768 122 84 28 10
2158 Don’t mind that, we’re at the top. Can’t hurt us. 1.3934 0.05649 122 83 30 9
2159 Trust me, this is the opportunity of a lifetime. 1.3934 0.05768 122 84 28 10
2160 Our insurance policy even covers natural disasters 1.3934 0.05884 122 85 26 11
2161 Your strategy for oil futures is very impressive. 1.3934 0.03782 122 90 24 8
2162 And how do you see yourself in 66 million years? 1.3934 0.05884 122 85 26 11
2163 So, can you start on Monday? 1.3934 0.05528 122 82 32 8
2164 ..."Do you want your skin made into a Birkin bag or Cowboy boots ? 1.3934 0.06220 122 88 20 14
2165 Great news, we just signed a 99 year lease and got a discount for paying upfront. 1.3934 0.06110 122 87 22 13
2166 Relax, Gates -- the market always rebounds. Just ride it out. 1.3934 0.06110 122 87 22 13
2167 So tell me, Rex, where do you see yourself in, say, the next 65 million years? 1.3934 0.06110 122 87 22 13
2168 Well, it looks as if you are going to have a great future with this company! 1.3934 0.05404 122 81 34 7
2169 So, Gene. Where do you see yourself in five years? 1.3934 0.06110 122 87 22 13
2170 Don’t worry. I pledge to you it will simply go away. It will disappear. 1.3934 0.05649 122 83 30 9
2171 So .... I keep the building unless it's hit by an asteroid, agreed? 1.3934 0.05768 122 84 28 10
2172 Hey man, I’m sorry. But it’s not the end of the world. 1.3934 0.05998 122 86 24 12
2173 This plan guarantees we are ‘Top of the food chain’ for another million years. What could possibly go wrong? 1.3934 0.06110 122 87 22 13
2174 I'm telling ya, kid, the Mezozoic is gonna be HOT! 1.3934 0.05404 122 81 34 7
2175 So tell me, how do you see yourself in 5 years? 1.3934 0.05884 122 85 26 11
2176 Don’t look so depressed cousin, this isn’t the end of the world. 1.3934 0.05768 122 84 28 10
2177 Who needs a force majeure clause? 1.3934 0.05528 122 82 32 8
2178 The “Act of God Law” applies to a falling tree branch or something more severe, say the whole tree! 1.3934 0.05528 122 82 32 8
2179 You don’t have to worry. It’s not the end of the world! 1.3934 0.05404 122 83 31 8
2180 I hear we get to work from home until the Mesozoic Era ends. 1.3934 0.06220 122 88 20 14
2181 Just sign. It’s not the end of the world! 1.3934 0.05404 122 81 34 7
2182 On top of all that, we payout double if the event is catastrophic. 1.3934 0.05884 122 85 26 11
2183 Where do you plan on being in 5 years? 1.3934 0.05148 122 79 38 5
2184 Barring any acts of God, this contract is a wrap. 1.3934 0.05884 122 85 26 11
2185 I'd say longterm your portfolio looks rock solid. 1.3934 0.05404 122 81 34 7
2186 Do you ever feel this primordial uncertainty about life? 1.3934 0.05404 122 81 34 7
2187 Life insurance is a cornerstone to protecting your family in case something happens to you. 1.3934 0.05277 122 80 36 6
2188 Yes, It is a beautiful view. 1.3934 0.05884 122 85 26 11
2189 Our health care insurance is out of this world! Why? 1.3934 0.05884 122 85 26 11
2190 Why yes, it does provide extinction coverage. 1.3934 0.05528 122 82 32 8
2191 Sign here and the planet's yours! 1.3934 0.05649 122 83 30 9
2192 It's clear you have a bright future here at Stego, Bronto, and Birnbaum. 1.3934 0.05998 122 86 24 12
2193 This is a better deal than the Geico Gecko got!!” 1.3934 0.05768 122 84 28 10
2194 But think of the potential for advancement. 1.3934 0.05649 122 83 30 9
2195 So that’s your best description of yourself? Fireball? 1.3934 0.05884 122 85 26 11
2196 Give me a minute to think it over. 1.3934 0.05884 122 85 26 11
2197 Stop worrying. The sky isn't falling. 1.3934 0.05884 122 85 26 11
2198 Where do you see yourself long term? 1.3934 0.05998 122 86 24 12
2199 This is a chance to get in on the ground floor of a new era. 1.3920 0.05435 125 84 33 8
2200 When I told them I 'm retiring, they promised I'd go out with a bang. 1.3920 0.04738 125 86 32 7
2201 I'm sorry but you have as much chance of being published in the New Yorker as me being hit by a meteorite! 1.3920 0.05891 125 88 25 12
2202 That’s what I meant when I said 5:00 was the actual deadline for this report. 1.3917 0.05332 120 79 35 6
2203 we aren’t looking for doomsdayers here but for proactive dinosaurs who say ‘yes, and’ to problems small and catastrophic! 1.3917 0.04704 120 87 24 9
2204 I’m not falling for that again Fred. Now let’s just finish your quarterly review. 1.3917 0.06069 120 85 23 12
2205 I heard there is a meteor shower today. 1.3917 0.05332 120 79 35 6
2206 It took us a billion years, but now it's our turn… 1.3917 0.05461 120 80 33 7
2207 We are looking for someone who can start from the beginning. 1.3917 0.05461 120 80 33 7
2208 I just tweeted that asteroids were fake news. 1.3917 0.05712 120 82 29 9
2209 We had a meteoric rise. Nothing can stop us now. 1.3917 0.05712 120 82 29 9
2210 Been around long enough to know extinction is relative. 1.3917 0.05461 120 80 33 7
2211 Your job is secure unless, of course, a meteor strikes. 1.3917 0.05833 120 83 27 10
2212 A new era, Ted: something most of our species would die for. 1.3917 0.05833 120 83 27 10
2213 Reclassified as a temp position I'm afraid. 1.3917 0.05588 120 81 31 8
2214 We're especially proud of our company motto -- 'The world is ours forever.' 1.3917 0.05952 120 84 25 11
2215 I guess I shouldn't've wished for my boss to die 1.3917 0.06069 120 85 23 12
2216 All of a sudden, every alligator in town is selling their stock - you guys must know something I don't! 1.3917 0.05952 120 84 25 11
2217 Give us a call if you don't hear from us in a week. 1.3917 0.05712 120 82 29 9
2218 Your first paycheck will be direct deposited in your account in 2 weeks. Health benefits start in 60 days 1.3902 0.05730 123 85 28 10
2219 This is my final offer before I get burned! 1.3902 0.05244 123 86 28 9
2220 Love your report here, Bob, you’re really going places. 1.3902 0.05370 123 82 34 7
2221 It seems like we’ll be working remotely for the foreseeable future 1.3902 0.05492 123 83 32 8
2222 Invest now, it'll be the best decision you ever made.. 1.3902 0.06069 123 88 22 13
2223 Yes, there are studies and science. But I have to see it to believe it. You know, nothing gets past me 1.3902 0.05370 123 82 34 7
2224 The resume looks great! Where do you see yourself in five thousand years? 1.3902 0.06069 123 88 22 13
2225 Do you have any short-term opportunities? 1.3902 0.05845 123 86 26 11
2226 And just think how grateful your kids will be that you assured them a bright future. 1.3902 0.05116 123 80 38 5
2227 It's just a comet 1.3902 0.06069 123 88 22 13
2228 this could be the beginning of your meteoric rise. 1.3902 0.05958 123 87 24 12
2229 Monday’s right? 1.3902 0.05612 123 84 30 9
2230 Well, at least now you can file for unemployment! 1.3902 0.02974 123 92 24 7
2231 Go lighter on the red meat and you’re gonna stick around for a long time. 1.3902 0.05116 123 80 38 5
2232 Listen, Rex. We’re at the top of our game and you want out. What do you know that I don’t? 1.3902 0.05730 123 85 28 10
2233 Your Life Insurance Policy is all done, and all you have left to do is sign right here. 1.3902 0.05845 123 86 26 11
2234 Where do you think you’ll be in ten years? 1.3902 0.05958 123 87 24 12
2235 Relax! This isn't my first rodeo..." 1.3902 0.04709 123 87 28 8
2236 So, which will it be? I haven't got all day. 1.3902 0.05492 123 83 32 8
2237 And don't forget the long-term care benefit we provide to our top execs and their families. 1.3902 0.05492 123 83 32 8
2238 Why yes we do have a force majeure clause. Why do you ask? 1.3902 0.05730 123 85 28 10
2239 Congratulations! You have a great future here. 1.3902 0.05370 123 82 34 7
2240 Don’t worry. Trump doesn’t wear a mask either. 1.3902 0.06178 123 89 20 14
2241 Sign up and we will set the world on fire. 1.3902 0.05730 123 85 28 10
2242 You're investing everything in oil futures? 1.3902 0.05244 123 81 36 6
2243 We'll preserve your DNA in amber so you can be revived by a reckless entrepreneur someday. 1.3902 0.05958 123 87 24 12
2244 You have twenty one days to review and sign. Unless you want your money immediately. 1.3902 0.05370 123 82 34 7
2245 Where do you see yourself in, oh, 66 million years? 1.3902 0.05612 123 84 30 9
2246 Stop looking so glum. Our future never looked brighter. 1.3902 0.05492 123 83 32 8
2247 Sorry, but your model is based on the worst case scenario" 1.3902 0.05730 123 85 28 10
2248 Change of plan. Invest in oil. 1.3902 0.05116 123 80 38 5
2249 If it so happens, it's covered under standard homeowners insurance. 1.3902 0.05244 123 81 36 6
2250 We can offer you a temporary position. 1.3902 0.05612 123 84 30 9
2251 Well, I’m still going to need you to get that report to me by 5pm. 1.3902 0.05370 123 82 34 7
2252 No, your insurance doesn't cover asteroids. Why do you ask? 1.3902 0.05492 123 83 32 8
2253 We're on top ... what could go wrong? 1.3902 0.05958 123 87 24 12
2254 Life expectancy here is actually going up 1.3898 0.05713 118 82 25 10
2255 Execs like Jim are going the way of the dodo - this is OUR time! 1.3898 0.05520 118 79 32 7
2256 my job?! over my dead body. 1.3898 0.06022 118 83 24 11
2257 as I was telling you an asteroid insurance is a little bit expensive but it's worth it 1.3898 0.05901 118 82 26 10
2258 I saw it coming 1.3898 0.06022 118 83 24 11
2259 Your 401k is performing well. 1.3898 0.05251 118 77 36 5
2260 Hey, Gary, Do you have plans for lunch? 1.3898 0.05650 118 80 30 8
2261 We’re gonna Nuke the thing. We have the best Nukes 1.3898 0.05520 118 79 32 7
2262 It's once in a lifetime opportunity, think about it 1.3898 0.05777 118 81 28 9
2263 It’s like they say, when you’re given a seat on a rocket ship, you don’t ask which seat. You just get on. 1.3898 0.05520 118 79 32 7
2264 I promise you. This deal will go down in history. 1.3898 0.06022 118 83 24 11
2265 One of my notable skills is predicting the future. 1.3898 0.06141 118 84 22 12
2266 Did I mention that we offer great health insurance benefits? 1.3898 0.05111 118 76 38 4
2267 Well no, your insurance won’t cover interruption of business caused by meteorites, but what are the odds of that happening? 1.3898 0.06022 118 83 24 11
2268 I'm actually looking for something more short term 1.3898 0.05777 118 81 28 9
2269 Your paper on clean energy is going to change the world 1.3898 0.05650 118 80 30 8
2270 Would you consider yourself as a resilient person? 1.3898 0.05520 118 79 32 7
2271 meteor than WHAT? 1.3898 0.05901 118 82 26 10
2272 Asteroids? Nothing to worry about. Fake news. 1.3898 0.05650 118 85 22 11
2273 so much for meteorless Monday 1.3898 0.05387 118 78 34 6
2274 So tell me, how do you fare in a high-risk environment? 1.3898 0.05251 118 87 20 11
2275 We disinfected everything before you came in. We have taken every precaution 1.3898 0.05777 118 81 28 9
2276 I guarantee your life will change. 1.3898 0.05901 118 82 26 10
2277 Here at Dinosaur Life we pride ourselves on protecting your family from even those one in a million risks. 1.3898 0.05251 118 77 36 5
2278 Is long-term planning one of your strengths? 1.3898 0.05650 118 80 30 8
2279 Of course, in these troubling times you may have to work from home. 1.3898 0.05320 118 80 31 7
2280 Your Transfer Request was approved and your timing couldn't be better. 1.3898 0.05520 118 79 32 7
2281 Y’know, Harry, these financial projections can wait. Wanna go have lunch at the La Brea Diner? 1.3898 0.06141 118 84 22 12
2282 We're expecting explosive growth this quarter. 1.3898 0.05520 118 79 32 7
2283 ...and this policy pays double in case of death by accident. 1.3898 0.05520 118 79 32 7
2284 Our retirement plan is second to none. 1.3898 0.05320 118 85 23 10
2285 Trust me, the second wave will be a cinch. 1.3898 0.05713 118 83 25 10
2286 I always reject the comet coverage. 1.3898 0.05650 118 80 30 8
2287 My advice? Don't invest in tarpits. 1.3898 0.06258 118 85 20 13
2288 So as you can see, our quarterly earnings are about to plummet 1.3898 0.05387 118 78 34 6
2289 Hindsight is for mammals. We dinosaurs are all about the future! 1.3898 0.05777 118 81 28 9
2290 I see a meteoric rise in your future. 1.3898 0.06022 118 83 24 11
2291 How would you say you handle the unexpected? 1.3898 0.05251 118 77 36 5
2292 Well, it’s the end of the world, and I just wanted to fire an employee one last time. 1.3898 0.05650 118 80 30 8
2293 You had me there for a second but I know you're bluffing. 1.3898 0.05650 118 80 30 8
2294 The Five-fifteen to New Rochelle, why? 1.3898 0.05520 118 79 32 7
2295 Your amphibious skills are impressive, but we need tall, rangy and herbivorous. 1.3898 0.05650 118 80 30 8
2296 Trust me! It's fake news! 1.3898 0.05650 118 80 30 8
2297 I'm pleased to inform you that your small business loan application has been approved! 1.3898 0.05777 118 81 28 9
2298 Seriously though, where do you see yourself in five years? 1.3898 0.05520 118 79 32 7
2299 Someday, this’will all be yours! 1.3898 0.05520 118 79 32 7
2300 So how are things? 1.3898 0.05777 118 81 28 9
2301 You're qualified and we have no doubt you can do the job, but we have to hire a monkey. 1.3898 0.06141 118 84 22 12
2302 Suddenly, the chance to make millions didn’t seem to mean so much... 1.3898 0.05901 118 82 26 10
2303 Let's be frank here, it's not like the world is going to end tomorrow if this doesn't work out. 1.3898 0.05650 118 80 30 8
2304 This is a once in a lifetime deal. 1.3898 0.05520 118 79 32 7
2305 These warnings about an asteroid hitting Earth are a hoax! 1.3898 0.05650 118 80 30 8
2306 Your policy covers you for all disasters except what we like to call “acts of God”. Almost never happen. Trust me. 1.3898 0.05520 118 79 32 7
2307 If we were in danger my tail would've popped off by now. 1.3898 0.05777 118 81 28 9
2308 You're killing it this month... You're one cold-blooded predator! 1.3898 0.05901 118 82 26 10
2309 We’re going all in for solar energy! 1.3898 0.05520 118 79 32 7
2310 After this deal, our future is secure. 1.3898 0.06141 118 84 22 12
2311 No, you listen to me Mr so-called expert. I'm taking hydroxychloroquine so I'm gonna be fine no matter what happens. 1.3884 0.05794 121 84 27 10
2312 Quite frankly, this life insurance plan will give you more bang for your buck. 1.3884 0.04676 121 88 24 9
2313 We've just axed half of the Plant Maintenance Department - those chumps will never see it coming. 1.3884 0.05166 121 89 21 11
2314 Actually, we cut the NSC asteroid preparedness program, but if we ever need 'em we can get them very quickly. 1.3884 0.06140 121 87 21 13
2315 Great! I think this umbrella policy has got you covered! 1.3884 0.05912 121 85 25 11
2316 We're really looking for a someone who can evolve with the company while keeping a finger on forecast trends. 1.3884 0.05912 121 85 25 11
2317 It's the best Term Life Policy we offer. 1.3884 0.05426 121 81 33 7
2318 The situation seems to be evolving rapidly. 1.3884 0.05794 121 84 27 10
2319 Come on, I don't have all day. 1.3884 0.05551 121 82 31 8
2320 The good news is you're the new CEO. The bad news is we're about to go extinct. 1.3884 0.05912 121 85 25 11
2321 Your policy covers everything imaginable—wildfires, floods, rock slides, crazed woolly mammoths—everything! 1.3884 0.05794 121 84 27 10
2322 We want someone for the long haul. Where do you see yourself in 65 million years? 1.3884 0.05674 121 83 29 9
2323 Imagine that! They had a Department of Astrophysical Threats! I got rid of them and their telescopes. We can always set up one, when necessary. 1.3884 0.06361 121 89 17 15
2324 On the bright side, the curve is flattening, on the... 1.3884 0.05297 121 85 27 9
2325 No urgency at all. Why do you ask? 1.3884 0.06027 121 86 23 12
2326 Science is clear. My hemmorhoids are way more dangerous than any asteroids. 1.3884 0.05912 121 85 25 11
2327 Of course there are the usual exclusions in your insurance policy: war, act of god, meteors... 1.3884 0.05794 121 84 27 10
2328 It's a lifetime contract. 1.3884 0.05912 121 85 25 11
2329 I'm not afraid. How many dinos have died from giant meteors so far? 1.3884 0.06027 121 86 23 12
2330 Well, ready to go? 1.3884 0.05794 121 84 27 10
2331 Look, you're a reptile with a long lifespan. Invest for the future. 1.3884 0.05794 121 84 27 10
2332 Your rate will never go up, although you must pay into the plan for two years before the benefits kick in. 1.3884 0.05426 121 81 33 7
2333 Many predict a bear market but I, personally, wouldn't put stock in mammals amounting to much. 1.3884 0.05551 121 82 31 8
2334 Call me an optimist, but I've got a strong feeling our future is going to be really bright! 1.3884 0.05551 121 82 31 8
2335 Extinction Clause?" Why do you ask 1.3884 0.05912 121 85 25 11
2336 Alright, enough chit chat. Let's talk insurance. 1.3884 0.05551 121 82 31 8
2337 Let's try that new golf course near the volcano. 1.3884 0.05551 121 87 23 11
2338 It's brilliant. What could go wrong? 1.3884 0.05426 121 81 33 7
2339 So what’s your five year plan? 1.3879 0.05305 116 76 35 5
2340 So! Where do you see yourself 5 years from now? 1.3879 0.06094 116 82 23 11
2341 You really need to be putting more into your 401k 1.3879 0.05580 116 78 31 7
2342 Your proposal looks great, Jim. You've really mitigated all potential issues. 1.3879 0.05713 116 79 29 8
2343 We think you have a bright future ahead of you. 1.3879 0.05162 116 75 37 4
2344 Well Bob, with this asteroid downturn there has never been better time to invest. 1.3879 0.05970 116 81 25 10
2345 It’s got nothing to do with luck. Success in business is all about identifying windows of opportunity. 1.3879 0.05843 116 80 27 9
2346 Sign here for the health insurance and this is for the workers comp for the death and dismemberment for your beneficiary. Welcome aboard. 1.3879 0.05513 116 80 28 8
2347 This is a once in a lifetime opportunity, Bill... 1.3879 0.05713 116 79 29 8
2348 I predict your meteoric rise to fame if you accept this job with us. 1.3879 0.05580 116 78 31 7
2349 I just graduated and this feels like the opportunity of a lifetime. 1.3879 0.05713 116 79 29 8
2350 Well, I am happy to say: your full coverage life insurance has just been approved » 1.3879 0.05580 116 78 31 7
2351 My Parallel Universe 1.3879 0.04019 116 83 27 6
2352 We’ve really appreciated your strong work these past few years. Only three more months until your stock options vest! 1.3879 0.05305 116 76 35 5
2353 The world's not gonna end if we commit some tax fraud Jerry 1.3879 0.05843 116 80 27 9
2354 Let’s talk about Long Term Care Insurance 1.3879 0.05580 116 78 31 7
2355 It’s OK. I’m already fully aware that we’re nearing the end. 1.3879 0.05843 116 80 27 9
2356 Are you sure you don’t want to buy the flood insurance? 1.3879 0.05843 116 80 27 9
2357 I don't know...someday it will be like a miracle and this will all go away. . 1.3879 0.06568 116 86 15 15
2358 'Sign here and here... Get ready for a meteoric rise..' 1.3879 0.05580 116 78 31 7
2359 This is the best life insurance available. Trust me. 1.3879 0.05580 116 78 31 7
2360 Trust me, Rex . It will be just matter of seconds after we drop this hot stuff..Boom! Our names will be in the history! 1.3879 0.05713 116 79 29 8
2361 Elections in November, what’s our strategy for winning another term? 1.3879 0.05843 116 80 27 9
2362 Larry, we're going over this quarter's numbers, stop telling me to turn around 1.3879 0.05444 116 77 33 6
2363 With our fixed rate mortgage your loan will be paid off in 30 years 1.3879 0.03728 116 84 26 6
2364 Barry, would it be the end of the world if you just submitted your work before the deadline for once? 1.3879 0.05843 116 80 27 9
2365 What would you say your biggest weakness is?” “Asteroids 1.3879 0.05843 116 80 27 9
2366 I’m sorry. We’re cutting costs. Corporate is predicting a drop in our numbers. 1.3879 0.04706 116 82 27 7
2367 Buck up Robinson! You’ve got your whole life in front of you! 1.3879 0.05580 116 78 31 7
2368 you’ve got a bright future here son 1.3879 0.05970 116 81 25 10
2369 So you’re saying the meteor projections tested positively, toward the negative? 1.3879 0.05713 116 79 29 8
2370 You'll enjoy it here. The views are to die for. 1.3879 0.05970 116 81 25 10
2371 My greatest strength is probably my ability to handle with worst case scenarios." 1.3879 0.05014 116 79 31 6
2372 Yes, Wallace, but there's your mistake. Only after it strikes the Earth's surface is it called a 'meteorite.' 1.3879 0.05843 116 80 27 9
2373 Relax, it may not be a great deal but its not the end of the world. 1.3879 0.05970 116 81 25 10
2374 The presentation was great. I'm just uncertain of the future cash flows. 1.3879 0.05305 116 76 35 5
2375 It’s just a criticism, it’s not the end of the world. You need to have a thicker skin. 1.3879 0.05713 116 79 29 8
2376 How fast did you say you can type? 1.3879 0.05843 116 80 27 9
2377 Our plans guarantee that we will rule the world forever! 1.3879 0.05843 116 80 27 9
2378 Hang on—I have to take this. 1.3879 0.05444 116 77 33 6
2379 Uh oh I think we’re going to lose WiFi. 1.3879 0.05843 116 80 27 9
2380 I love it! This apocalypse novel is so now! 1.3879 0.05580 116 78 31 7
2381 It's a deal that will go down in history 1.3879 0.05713 116 79 29 8
2382 We'll be starting a new era.... 1.3879 0.05444 116 77 33 6
2383 I am more of a meteor half-full kind of dinosaur. 1.3879 0.05305 116 76 35 5
2384 It's like I always said, as long as the economy and the stock market's doing well, I'm a cinch to get re-elected. 1.3879 0.05843 116 80 27 9
2385 Last question - Where do you see yourself in 10 years? 1.3879 0.05843 116 80 27 9
2386 Once the dust settles from this merger, our competition will be extinct. 1.3879 0.05843 116 80 27 9
2387 Don't worry, we still have a few minutes left! 1.3879 0.05970 116 81 25 10
2388 Give me one good reason why you shouldn't sign 1.3879 0.05843 116 80 27 9
2389 Sign this or I drain the swamp. 1.3879 0.05647 116 81 26 9
2390 Trust me. This is your last job. 1.3879 0.05970 116 81 25 10
2391 Issue a press release that we've got it under control. We'll be down to zero in no time. 1.3879 0.05970 116 81 25 10
2392 Can you start today? We’re dying over here. 1.3879 0.05843 116 80 27 9
2393 My advice? Sign the deal before it ends. 1.3879 0.05305 116 76 35 5
2394 Twenty percent reduction for prompt payment. 1.3879 0.05444 116 77 33 6
2395 Acts of God are not included. 1.3879 0.05305 116 76 35 5
2396 Asteroid, shmasteroid, it's all fake news 1.3879 0.05713 116 79 29 8
2397 Great! When can you start? 1.3879 0.05580 116 78 31 7
2398 So, how do you imagine your career ten years from now? 1.3879 0.05970 116 81 25 10
2399 You sign first 1.3879 0.05970 116 81 25 10
2400 Asteroid? That's fake news. 1.3879 0.05843 116 80 27 9
2401 Oh sure, you can trust me. Nothing bad will happen!! 1.3879 0.04544 116 81 29 6
2402 This is the best deal you're going to get, but frankly if you don't take it it's not the end of the world. 1.3879 0.05778 116 82 24 10
2403 We gotta act fast, Ed, before Trump destroys the universe! 1.3879 0.05713 116 79 29 8
2404 Yes, the force majeure clause would nullify the contract in the event of extinction, but I'm quite sure you have nothing to worry about. 1.3879 0.05444 116 77 33 6
2405 Our love will never be extinct. 1.3879 0.04626 116 79 32 5
2406 ... and you get a lifetime guarantee! 1.3879 0.06094 116 82 23 11
2407 Thank you for applying for our very brief internship. 1.3879 0.05580 116 78 31 7
2408 You’ll want to sign this quickly. I’m in a bit of a rush. 1.3879 0.05713 116 79 29 8
2409 Your work as of late has been excellent. I foresee a meteoric rise in your future. 1.3879 0.05843 116 80 27 9
2410 You're covered for everything except an extinction level event! 1.3879 0.06216 116 83 21 12
2411 It’s just a standard extinction clause... 1.3879 0.05970 116 81 25 10
2412 It’s just a contract. Not like it’s the end of the world. 1.3879 0.06094 116 82 23 11
2413 I see no reason why DinoCorp can't dominate the market for another 300 million years, easy. 1.3879 0.05305 116 76 35 5
2414 Last year the flu killed more people than the meteor. I'm going to the beach. 1.3879 0.05843 116 80 27 9
2415 What are the odds? 1.3879 0.06094 116 82 23 11
2416 You have a bright future. When would you like to start? 1.3879 0.06094 116 82 23 11
2417 Look--we're just going in a different direction. Its not the end of the world. 1.3879 0.05970 116 81 25 10
2418 Your investment in oil today was wise, Sir. 1.3879 0.05843 116 80 27 9
2419 Oh screw it! Before we both get creamed by this meteorite I’d like to break protocol and say you really are a very attractive female dragon. I may be in human relations but I’m not dead! 1.3879 0.06094 116 82 23 11
2420 This policy covers everything except extinction from a meteor strike. 1.3879 0.06094 116 82 23 11
2421 This offer will go up in flames in just a minute. 1.3879 0.06216 116 83 21 12
2422 This is a great idea, we are about to be on fire! 1.3879 0.05305 116 76 35 5
2423 Read your report about this imminent meteor strike, Fred. Better call overhead supply to stock up on toilet paper. 1.3879 0.06216 116 83 21 12
2424 The number of followers you have will influence our hiring decision 1.3879 0.05843 116 80 27 9
2425 We're looking for someone to fill my position after my extinction. 1.3879 0.05444 116 77 33 6
2426 As your financial planner, I assure you you are covered against all forms of risk 1.3879 0.05444 116 77 33 6
2427 We've never invoked it, but here is the insured peril clause. 1.3879 0.05713 116 79 29 8
2428 It's a good thing that I'm finalizing my will. 1.3879 0.05970 116 81 25 10
2429 We should really get this paper work done before we go extinct 1.3879 0.05713 116 79 29 8
2430 I'm not going to let some liberal "asteroid" hoax stop me from doing business. 1.3879 0.05444 116 77 33 6
2431 I don't know, Harry. Does the world really need another self-help book right now? 1.3879 0.05444 116 77 33 6
2432 Welcome aboard, and remember that the key to success is to make yourself irreplaceable. 1.3879 0.05843 116 80 27 9
2433 65 million years from now we’ll still be the dominant earth species!” 1.3879 0.05444 116 77 33 6
2434 This great offer won’t be on the table for long. 1.3879 0.05580 116 78 31 7
2435 Don't worry about the extinction clause, you're at more risk just crossing the street. 1.3879 0.05580 116 78 31 7
2436 And here's the best part: We set it up so that it will not come within a million miles of us! 1.3879 0.05843 116 80 27 9
2437 Spare me your conspiracy theories son, things have been done this way for the last 66 million years and it worked out just fine 1.3866 0.05980 119 84 24 11
2438 Do you mind if we smoke? 1.3866 0.05483 119 80 32 7
2439 weird mural 1.3866 0.06214 119 86 20 13
2440 So... how many of us is getting terminated? 1.3866 0.05980 119 84 24 11
2441 Oh, never mind that hoax... we’ve got to keep the economy growing! 1.3866 0.05737 119 84 25 10
2442 You’re not a dinosaur, right? 1.3866 0.04864 119 83 29 7
2443 Our company will be doing business way into the next decade 1.3866 0.05980 119 84 24 11
2444 Hate to be a know-it-all but remember how I warned everyone the virus was going to be BAD? 1.3866 0.05352 119 79 34 6
2445 There is no better time to sign for a life insurance, I promise 1.3866 0.04864 119 83 29 7
2446 Sorry Bob, but we are letting you go. 1.3866 0.05980 119 84 24 11
2447 Would you be willing to work through holidays, weekends and Cretaceous-Tertiary extinction events? 1.3866 0.05737 119 82 28 9
2448 We pride ourselves on our benefit package, especially our catastrophic insurance. 1.3866 0.05737 119 82 28 9
2449 Looks like by April, you know, in theory, when it gets a little warmer, it miraculously goes away. 1.3866 0.05860 119 88 18 13
2450 Sign on the dotted line and you're covered for life. 1.3866 0.05483 119 80 32 7
2451 I know a Monday deadline is optimistic, but it's not like the world is ending. 1.3866 0.05612 119 81 30 8
2452 As of tomorrow, you will have full benefits and life insurance. 1.3866 0.05612 119 81 30 8
2453 Trust me a deal like this only comes along maybe once every 250 million years. 1.3866 0.06439 119 88 16 15
2454 Were you looking for the primordial or the post-apocalyptic rate on that? 1.3866 0.05980 119 84 24 11
2455 We offer a competitive life insurance package." 1.3866 0.04562 119 86 25 8
2456 And this clause offers protection from acts of Godzilla. 1.3866 0.05860 119 83 26 10
2457 I've been here forever. Nothing can ever make me leave this job. 1.3866 0.05483 119 80 32 7
2458 So tell me: Where do you see yourself in five seconds? 1.3866 0.05980 119 84 24 11
2459 Would you consider yourself at risk for injury, disease, or meteor strike? 1.3866 0.05737 119 82 28 9
2460 You meant extension, not extinction" 1.3866 0.05612 119 81 30 8
2461 I'm pleased to say, you are applying for this position at a most opportune time. 1.3866 0.05352 119 79 34 6
2462 Sign here! it's fireball damage insurance. 1.3866 0.05352 119 85 27 7
2463 Sign right here. Your bright future with us is just on the horizon. 1.3866 0.05352 119 79 34 6
2464 But all insurance policies exclude natural disasters. 1.3866 0.05737 119 82 28 9
2465 It's nothing. A tiny fireball. We'll be back to business as usual in two, three weeks tops. 1.3866 0.05217 119 78 36 5
2466 The asteroid crisis is finally over! 1.3866 0.05483 119 80 32 7
2467 ''So tell me! Where do you see yourself in ten years" 1.3866 0.05612 119 81 30 8
2468 We rule the world. What possibly could go wrong. 1.3866 0.05612 119 81 30 8
2469 Your future depends on the decision you'll make today. Nothing will have a greater impact. 1.3866 0.05860 119 83 26 10
2470 I have a feeling that your future here will be brighter than you can imagine 1.3846 0.05802 117 81 27 9
2471 I sense you’ll have quite the meteoric rise with this company! 1.3846 0.05928 117 82 25 10
2472 Tell me more about your interest in fossils 1.3846 0.05802 117 81 27 9
2473 Well I must say your references were positively beaming, old sport. Here's to your meteoric rise at The Institute for Irony. 1.3846 0.05928 117 82 25 10
2474 At least we won’t have to come into the office tomorrow 1.3846 0.06051 117 83 23 11
2475 Let’s sign the paperwork and then we can talk about mass extinction, m’kay? 1.3846 0.05802 117 81 27 9
2476 Just one more signature and we’re done! 1.3846 0.05802 117 81 27 9
2477 Call me old fashioned but this crisis management unit seems unnecessary to me. 1.3846 0.05674 117 80 29 8
2478 Define, if you will, "in perpetuity". 1.3846 0.06172 117 84 21 12
2479 Now that the humans are gone, we have to figure out how to read and write. 1.3846 0.05802 117 81 27 9
2480 We have short-term policies as well. 1.3846 0.05802 117 81 27 9
2481 All those years of hard work, deferred compensation, and complete dedication has finally paid off; the corner office is yours. 1.3846 0.05674 117 80 29 8
2482 Mostly the same boring stuff; rarely anything exciting. 1.3846 0.05674 117 80 29 8
2483 Your scientific analysis says we face extinction? What a hoax! 1.3846 0.05408 117 83 25 9
2484 This contract is ironclad until the world ends. 1.3846 0.05674 117 80 29 8
2485 We think your extinction theory is too far-fetched. 1.3846 0.05674 117 80 29 8
2486 Just stay with me for a moment on this. 1.3846 0.05543 117 79 31 7
2487 That force majeure clause is just boilerplate. 1.3846 0.05674 117 80 29 8
2488 It comes with a lifetime guarantee. 1.3846 0.06290 117 85 19 13
2489 Where would you like to be in three years? 1.3846 0.06172 117 84 21 12
2490 I'm not sure why you desired a short term lease. 1.3846 0.05802 117 81 27 9
2491 Of course, your high life expectancy is reflected in the premium. 1.3846 0.05928 117 82 25 10
2492 Today's assignment is rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic. 1.3846 0.05802 117 81 27 9
2493 Don't believe that asteroid hoax the herbivores are spewing. 1.3846 0.05674 117 80 29 8
2494 Great. Now, do you have any questions for me? 1.3846 0.03998 117 84 27 6
2495 And paragraph 17 guarantees you royalties, in perpetuity. 1.3846 0.05674 117 80 29 8
2496 Can you explain this employment gap in Cretaceous Period? 1.3846 0.05928 117 82 25 10
2497 And this study shows we won't run out of fossil fuels before the next fifty years! 1.3846 0.05408 117 78 33 6
2498 May God strike me dead if I am doing you wrong! 1.3846 0.05802 117 81 27 9
2499 Tomorrow I head off for my first vacation in five years! 1.3846 0.05674 117 80 29 8
2500 Don't worry - this non-disclosure contract is only valid for the next million years. 1.3846 0.05674 117 80 29 8
2501 Can you start Monday? I feel like big things are about to happen for us. 1.3846 0.05408 117 78 33 6
2502 Facts are for loosers. That's how I won this office. 1.3846 0.06051 117 83 23 11
2503 He plans to hire us to clean the swamp. May a comet strike me if I lie. 1.3846 0.06172 117 84 21 12
2504 So tell me, where do you see yourself five years from now? 1.3846 0.05270 117 77 35 5
2505 The deal is done Jim, starting next week I get to see my family and enjoy life again. All those late nights, it was all worth it! 1.3846 0.05408 117 78 33 6
2506 Extinction!!! Ha! You've been listening to too much fake news 1.3826 0.05998 115 81 24 10
2507 So tell me about your emergency management skills... 1.3826 0.05324 115 76 34 5
2508 we loved your resumé, but I have to remind you, it’s just a short-term contract 1.3826 0.05869 115 80 26 9
2509 Yes sir, I promise you this is a once in a lifetime opportunity! 1.3826 0.05869 115 80 26 9
2510 Oh c’mon, reptiles will rule the Earth for eternity 1.3826 0.05998 115 81 24 10
2511 We're a start up, yes, with a promising future and a great retirement plan. 1.3826 0.05324 115 76 34 5
2512 We invest in the future. And the future is OIL! 1.3826 0.05604 115 78 30 7
2513 'Contingency Task Force'. I like the sound of that! 1.3826 0.05998 115 81 24 10
2514 I'm sure you're aware of the pay scales 1.3814 0.05235 118 78 35 5
2515 I got a great deal for you--you get rights in perpetuity. 1.3814 0.05699 118 84 24 10
2516 And of course no premiums are payable during an extinction. 1.3814 0.05762 118 82 27 9
2517 Don't worry, Dino. Climate change is just a hoax. 1.3814 0.06008 118 84 23 11
2518 You are aware this is a temporary position, right? 1.3805 0.05525 113 76 31 6
2519 I’m telling you, Dan, this new product will have a major impact on our bottom line. 1.3805 0.04839 113 79 28 6
2520 « Provide an example of when you were persistent in the face of obstacles » 1.3805 0.04839 113 79 28 6
2521 Certaintly, I see a lot of potential in this one. 1.3805 0.05525 113 76 31 6
2522 It’s only a will, not the end of the world. 1.3805 0.05380 113 75 33 5
2523 You'll be in charge of Human Resources. 1.3805 0.05666 113 77 29 7
2524 Congratulations, you're hired. 1.3805 0.05231 113 74 35 4
2525 Sometimes just a new viewpoint can make a big difference. 1.3805 0.06005 113 82 20 11
2526 You're hired, but at this point, what difference does it make? 1.3805 0.05525 113 76 31 6
2527 Let's move onto the most pressing issue right now...the budget. 1.3805 0.05666 113 77 29 7
2528 Lucky we kept all the PPE in a safe place where no one can access it 1.3805 0.05666 113 77 29 7
2529 So tell me what your 5 year plan is. 1.3796 0.05692 108 73 29 6
2530 What we are really worried about right now is the stock market. 1.3796 0.05767 108 76 24 8
2531 Actually, I believe the word you are looking for is “meteorite”. 1.3796 0.06407 108 78 19 11
2532 Short of an asteroid hitting earth, your new insurance policy covers absolutely everything 1.3796 0.05537 108 72 31 5
2533 I have a really good feeling about our fourth quarter numbers. 1.3796 0.06270 108 77 21 10
2534 This deal is a testament to your meteoric success. 1.3793 0.05565 116 79 30 7
2535 0h that, it will just disappear, it will be like a miracle 1.3784 0.06010 111 78 24 9
2536 The wife was trying to convince me again that Covid19 wiped out the humans. I keep telling her pandemics are a myth. 1.3784 0.05438 111 74 32 5
2537 I would hire you, but I feel you are hiding something. We won't you look me in the eye? 1.3784 0.06010 111 78 24 9
2538 My insurance company? Why do you ask? 1.3784 0.05587 111 75 30 6
2539 If you really think I’m gonna fall for the old ‘meteor about to hit you in back of head’ gag then you must take me for an idiot, so just sign it over already. 1.3784 0.05731 111 76 28 7
2540 This job really comes down to the survival of the fittest. 1.3784 0.05731 111 76 28 7
2541 We’re finally back in the office and now this?! 1.3784 0.05873 111 77 26 8
2542 Isn’t it so great to be back in the office? Ya know, I always knew we had nothing to worry about. 1.3784 0.06010 111 78 24 9
2543 I can really see you having a future here with us 1.3784 0.05873 111 77 26 8
2544 I really think we need to stop eating wild animals and consider going vegan 1.3784 0.06010 111 78 24 9
2545 I don’t even know what could be worse than this pandemic 1.3784 0.05587 111 75 30 6
2546 Where did you read about this asteroid thing? Man, I’m done with fake news 1.3784 0.05731 111 76 28 7
2547 Extinction? Fake news! 1.3784 0.05873 111 77 26 8
2548 I see Great things happening to the economy soon. very great things. Some not soo great but some very great. @freejuansolo #2020 #covid_19 #usa 1.3784 0.06010 111 78 24 9
2549 By the way, you look great, Liz. What skin cream are you using? 1.3784 0.05873 111 77 26 8
2550 Why are you humming that Alanis Morissette song? 1.3784 0.06145 111 79 22 10
2551 Look... you’ve gotta protect your family. What if you got hit in the head with a meteor while walking home? This umbrella policy will protect you. 1.3784 0.06145 111 79 22 10
2552 I'd like to congratulate you on your first day of retirement! 1.3784 0.05731 111 76 28 7
2553 Nothing can stop this company’s IPO. 1.3784 0.06406 111 81 18 12
2554 And with this new plant we will be finally getting ourselves out of the fossil fuel industry once and for all... 1.3784 0.06010 111 78 24 9
2555 One day these traditional in-person interviews will be extinct 1.3784 0.06010 111 78 24 9
2556 Yes, you'll also get a museum. 1.3784 0.05438 111 74 32 5
2557 You're lucky to get a permanent contract in this economy. 1.3784 0.06010 111 78 24 9
2558 I should be honest: It's temp work. 1.3784 0.05587 111 75 30 6
2559 Just stay calm. It will go away. It won't harm us in a million years. 1.3784 0.06010 111 78 24 9
2560 The Jurassic was fairly profitable for us, but the Cretaceous is going to blow it away! 1.3784 0.05731 111 76 28 7
2561 Don’t look at short term market swings, it’s the long term that counts. 1.3784 0.06145 111 79 22 10
2562 In any case, the bottom line is that life is short. You never know what might hit you. Just sign here. 1.3784 0.05731 111 76 28 7
2563 This one's going to be a giant hit. I promise you. 1.3784 0.06277 111 80 20 11
2564 As the boss, I can't get fired. 1.3784 0.05873 111 77 26 8
2565 I heard that meteor fireballs killed our ancestors. Hope it doesn't happen again. 1.3784 0.05873 111 77 26 8
2566 Future’s so bright, oughta wear shades! 1.3784 0.05873 111 77 26 8
2567 Great news! They're gonna name a wing in the museum after you. 1.3784 0.05731 111 76 28 7
2568 Term, or whole life? 1.3784 0.05731 111 76 28 7
2569 Here at Mesozoic Life, we see the bigger picture... 1.3784 0.05731 111 76 28 7
2570 Astrology rocks! Can you tell me more about my long and prosperous life? 1.3784 0.06010 111 78 24 9
2571 Relax, forget the extinction rumors . 1.3784 0.05873 111 77 26 8
2572 Luckily, it should hit the building next to us. 1.3784 0.06010 111 78 24 9
2573 Twice in the history of the planet! That’s a kajillion to one! 1.3784 0.05873 111 77 26 8
2574 From your resume, I see you have a very bright future. 1.3784 0.05731 111 76 28 7
2575 Can you tell me about your experience in the Mesozoic era? 1.3784 0.06277 111 80 20 11
2576 If we can get through the pandemic, we should be fine. 1.3784 0.05731 111 76 28 7
2577 Of course past performance is no indication of future prospects. 1.3784 0.05873 111 77 26 8
2578 So, where do you see yourself in 150-200 million years? 1.3784 0.05873 111 77 26 8
2579 Look Fred, I know it may not seem like it now, but it's not the end of the world... 1.3784 0.05731 111 76 28 7
2580 Floods, Fire, Eaten by a Carnivore, all covered, but not meteors. Why? 1.3784 0.06010 111 78 24 9
2581 Recent developments suggest you have over-saved for retirement 1.3784 0.06010 111 78 24 9
2582 The glass is meteor proof. Those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it. 1.3784 0.06010 111 78 24 9
2583 It says here you're really good at working under pressure 1.3784 0.05873 111 77 26 8
2584 This bond is disaster-proof! 1.3784 0.06010 111 78 24 9
2585 Our policy covers 500-year earthquakes and floods. 1.3782 0.05722 119 83 27 9
2586 It's OK. Sign this and you'll see, it's not the end of the world. 1.3782 0.05468 119 81 31 7
2587 'The deal is set. You and I are going to make QUITE the impact!: 1.3782 0.05846 119 84 25 10
2588 Not to worry... Dinosaur Inc. isn’t going anywhere for a long time. 1.3772 0.05896 114 80 25 9
2589 Gil, I'm sorry it's come to this, but it appears the end is near. 1.3772 0.05626 114 78 29 7
2590 Good News! Your mortgage has been approved. 1.3772 0.05896 114 80 25 9
2591 I’m just not sure you’d survive here. 1.3761 0.05341 109 72 33 4
2592 It was at that moment when Eugene realized he submitted his underground bunker application too late 1.3761 0.06222 109 78 21 10
2593 Asteroids? Oh, well we don’t use that word here. Here, we call them brightly lit stars 1.3761 0.05798 109 75 27 7
2594 On the positive side, you get to keep the house in the Hamptons.. 1.3761 0.06084 109 77 23 9
2595 Trust me, in the future it will be all about oil. 1.3761 0.05798 109 75 27 7
2596 I'm afraid, you can't terminate your employment contract without serving the period of notice. Check the notice clause here. 1.3761 0.06084 109 77 23 9
2597 So, how well do you perform under the pressure of a searing ball of fire coming at you ? We sure need that last bit of profit ! 1.3761 0.05498 109 73 31 5
2598 Sure, Mr. Zeller, our quarter earnings aren’t as high as we hoped - but it certainly is not the end of the world. 1.3761 0.05650 109 74 29 6
2599 Suppose that we hit the body with a tremendous, (whether it's ultraviolet or just very powerful) light. Supposing you brought the light inside the body, which you can do either through the skin or in some other way. 1.3761 0.06357 109 79 19 11
2600 Would you say you perform well under pressure? 1.3761 0.05943 109 76 25 8
2601 Did I leave the stove on? 1.3761 0.05013 109 75 29 5
2602 I wouldn’t be surprised if you sat in my seat a few years from now 1.3761 0.04661 109 78 25 6
2603 I’d sit on these options until Q4 if you can, finance says we’re having another banner year. 1.3761 0.05943 109 76 25 8
2604 Extinction level event? C'mon, Cassandra! We're dinosaurs! Nothing can hurt us. 1.3761 0.06490 109 80 17 12
2605 Can I interest you in whole life? 1.3761 0.05650 109 74 29 6
2606 Frankly, I don't believe all this crap about extinction. 1.3761 0.05943 109 76 25 8
2607 We are going to need an emergency contact. 1.3761 0.06222 109 78 21 10
2608 "They can be thankful a few of us experienced old guys are still around to offer some guidance. 1.3761 0.05650 109 74 29 6
2609 Wanna be on the ground floor when it all begins to happen? 1.3761 0.05341 109 72 33 4
2610 Congratulations! Your theme park loan application has been approved. 1.3761 0.05498 109 73 31 5
2611 Lyin' Lizard? Lyin' Lizard?? Trust me, I'm on the level. May an asteroid strike me down if I'm a 'Lyin' Lizard'. Now sign here... and here. 1.3761 0.06357 109 79 19 11
2612 It’s never too late to have a will. Quick sign here! 1.3761 0.05650 109 74 29 6
2613 Look kid, like I told Vinnie, go back to Florida. Their gonna be drainin' the swamp up here. 1.3761 0.05943 109 76 25 8
2614 In the complaint she writes you, “bobbed your head in exaggerated movements and puffed your bright orange dewlap” 1.3761 0.06357 109 79 19 11
2615 According to my shipping information, that comet I ordered should be here any minute. 1.3761 0.05179 109 71 35 3
2616 I've looked it over and will make my final decision today"..... 1.3761 0.05798 109 75 27 7
2617 Suddenly distracted, Dave loses interest in stock options. 1.3750 0.06099 112 80 22 10
2618 Sure, but we also cover dental. 1.3750 0.05690 112 77 28 7
2619 We’re like Lehman Brothers. We’re indestructible. 1.3750 0.06230 112 81 20 11
2620 Here’s the plan: We kick out all the mammals, give massive tax breaks to the T-Rex’s, tweet loads of distracting dino doo-doo, and rule forever and ever. 1.3750 0.05547 112 76 30 6
2621 Well, it’s a good script, but it won’t set the world on fire. 1.3750 0.05830 112 78 26 8
2622 The Reptile Brain is an excellent source of new material in Hollywood Entertainment. Barring unforeseen circumstances, here's the paperwork for a 6 picture deal." 1.3750 0.04933 112 82 22 8
2623 In two weeks everyone will know your name 1.3750 0.05690 112 77 28 7
2624 Our stock price is at an all-time high! Our future is bright. 1.3750 0.05966 112 79 24 9
2625 A deal this good is as rare as an asteroid strike. 1.3750 0.05830 112 78 26 8
2626 Soon you’ll come tell me ‘There’s too much winning, I’m tired of winning.’ 1.3750 0.05830 112 78 26 8
2627 I wouldn't pay any attention to those astronomer predictions. 1.3750 0.05547 112 76 30 6
2628 No, I don’t think that the Dinosaur Extinction Policy is a waste of money. 1.3727 0.04894 110 78 26 6
2629 Sign here. Quickly, please. 1.3727 0.05609 110 75 29 6
2630 ' I need this completed by tomorrow else you're fired! ' 1.3727 0.05756 110 76 27 7
2631 You're right, things do look brighter from this side of the desk 1.3727 0.05609 110 75 29 6
2632 We’ll go ahead and hire you... we’re a bit desperate at the moment. 1.3727 0.04721 110 77 28 5
2633 I'd only hire you, if a flaming ball of meteor hit me right now 1.3727 0.05609 110 75 29 6
2634 So you’re hoping to make some adjustments to your life insurance policy? 1.3727 0.06038 110 78 23 9
2635 Unless a meteor falls over us, we are safe. 1.3727 0.05458 110 74 31 5
2636 As your advisor, I’d recommend a growth stock with an annual dividend yield of 4% or 5%. Listen, you’re only 40, and this is one of the best long-term investments possible. 1.3727 0.05458 110 74 31 5
2637 the stock valuation is looking great in the reptilian division! 1.3727 0.04894 110 83 18 9
2638 I’ll finish these up tomorrow. 1.3727 0.06175 110 79 21 10
2639 Don’t believe what you’re seeing. What you see is “fake news”. Believe what I’m saying and what I’m saying is that you’ve got a real future here. 1.3727 0.06175 110 79 21 10
2640 Let’s hope 2020 goes out with a bang. 1.3727 0.05756 110 76 27 7
2641 Our pension plan is a top benefit 1.3727 0.05458 110 74 31 5
2642 So, you have been eager to file this complaint and all of a sudden you just want to drop it? 1.3727 0.05609 110 80 21 9
2643 And, last question, where do you see yourself in five years? 1.3727 0.05609 110 75 29 6
2644 This offer is for today only. 1.3727 0.05609 110 75 29 6
2645 Take your time, we’ll be here. 1.3727 0.05609 110 75 29 6
2646 This deal can't be penetrated. 1.3727 0.05899 110 77 25 8
2647 So,how are you fitting it? And where do you see yourself by this time next year? 1.3727 0.06038 110 78 23 9
2648 Remember, this offer is for a limited time. 1.3727 0.05756 110 76 27 7
2649 Only something out of the blue would kill this deal. 1.3727 0.05899 110 77 25 8
2650 Simpson,I think you have a very bright future with this company. Welcome aboard. 1.3727 0.05381 110 76 28 6
2651 Mesozoic Life has been here for millennia! What have you got to lose? 1.3727 0.05899 110 77 25 8
2652 Pretending it's a hoax helps my ratings! 1.3727 0.05756 110 76 27 7
2653 Do we need a force majeure clause? 1.3727 0.05899 110 77 25 8
2654 Sorry, we are only looking for long-term, commitments. 1.3727