Contest #712


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712

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “Tell me about a time you identified a problem that others didn’t see coming.”
  2. “I don’t know about you, but I can’t wait for this day to end.”
  3. “One last thing ...”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2020-05-31T19:18:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2020-06-21T19:19:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2020-06-15T19:20:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued June 22, 2020
Number of captions 10717
Number of responses 1489228
Number of participants -


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 So...we had a bad 1st quarter. It’s not the end of the world. 2.2582 0.00554 17162 2882 6966 7314
1 Tell me about a time you identified a problem that others didn't see coming. 2.2089 0.00558 19606 4384 6758 8464
2 Final interview question-Where do you see yourself in five years? 2.1767 0.01015 5426 1122 2223 2081
3 It was at that precise moment that George realized he could tell his boss exactly where to shove that performance review. 2.1495 0.00633 17151 4809 4980 7362
4 Yes, your policy covers acts of God. Why? 2.1436 0.00651 13698 3138 5455 5105
5 Well, I see no reason why you can’t start work on Monday. 2.0819 0.00644 13884 3473 5801 4610
6 Just one last question: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? 2.0661 0.00619 16153 4528 6046 5579
7 I guess we’re done here. 2.0633 0.00689 13434 3909 4780 4745
8 It's actually a painting but it gives me an edge during negotiation. 2.0132 0.00745 11935 3911 3978 4046
9 Barring any unforeseen complications... 2.0111 0.00546 20578 6419 7604 6555
10 Interesting, you are the first to opt for the mass extinction coverage. 2.0110 0.00755 11071 3442 4071 3558
11 I don’t know about you but I can’t wait for this day to end. 2.0090 0.00768 10292 3081 4037 3174
12 Yes, extinction is covered, but not dental. 1.9864 0.00947 6978 2230 2613 2135
13 We rule the earth. What could go wrong? 1.9855 0.00716 12082 3840 4581 3661
14 Cutting the asteroid response team has really saved us. 1.9818 0.00794 10484 3559 3557 3368
15 Well from where I'm sitting I don't see the problem. 1.9816 0.00737 11255 3568 4340 3347
16 So give me an example of a time when you had to deliver bad news to your boss 1.9759 0.00760 10703 3456 4060 3187
17 I tell you, your insurance is airtight. You have more of a chance of getting hit by a meteor. 1.9741 0.00838 8829 2853 3352 2624
18 Don’t worry about it, Bob. This asteroid nonsense is just a liberal conspiracy to interfere with my reelection. 1.9720 0.00831 9849 3491 3143 3215
19 For someone who's just been fired, you seem rather smug. 1.9699 0.00850 8818 2957 3179 2682
20 Well, I see our time is up... 1.9494 0.00888 8064 2796 2890 2378
21 It feels like the worst is behind us 1.9441 0.00819 9392 3245 3433 2714
22 Of course you realize that this is only a temporary position" 1.9323 0.01612 2215 717 931 567
23 And at that moment, Bob realized his final breath on Earth would be wasted on a meeting that should have been an email. 1.9051 0.00943 7458 2878 2423 2157
24 Don't worry. By July everything will be back to normal. 1.8978 0.00938 7057 2589 2600 1868
25 Lump sum, not an annuity? Are you sure? 1.8956 0.00844 8196 3017 3081 2098
26 Can you think of any reason why you can’t start tomorrow? 1.8797 0.01287 3542 1278 1412 852
27 We see a big future in fossil fuels. 1.8753 0.01636 2397 937 822 638
28 We don’t believe in catastrophes, just opportunities 1.8749 0.01738 2015 755 757 503
29 Yes, we know it's coming, but I have it on good authority that it's no worse than the seasonal flu. 1.8614 0.00947 7092 2839 2415 1838
30 I’m sorry I have to let you go, but it’s not the end of the world. 1.8591 0.01291 3498 1300 1391 807
31 Really, we're too big to fail. 1.8583 0.00952 6756 2614 2485 1657
32 ...you’ll find something else, it’s not the end of the world. 1.8582 0.00812 9082 3471 3437 2174
33 We’re really looking for someone with knowledge of the next big thing to hit. 1.8394 0.01236 3930 1546 1469 915
34 Listen Finster, after 70,000,000 years Corporate knows how to manage risk. 1.8391 0.01026 5812 2320 2107 1385
35 One last thing.... 1.8371 0.01084 5329 2187 1832 1310
36 Nice try, Hal, but you're not getting me to turn around again. 1.8279 0.01584 2330 916 899 515
37 And finally, if you see something, say something. 1.8241 0.01348 3354 1369 1206 779
38 We're letting you go, but it's not the end of the world. 1.8172 0.00869 7664 3072 2936 1656
39 So I see you have chosen the sign-up bonus instead of the stock options. 1.8157 0.01088 5072 2075 1857 1140
40 I’m telling you, our future is in oil 1.7856 0.01312 3712 1669 1170 873
41 Get real. Doomed to repeat the past ? 1.7631 0.01043 6027 2888 1693 1446
42 Congratulations! Your cartoon caption will appear in the next issue of the New Yorker. 1.7586 0.01542 2867 1407 745 715
43 So, why do you think the meeting tomorrow won't be necessary? 1.7572 0.01758 1878 828 678 372
44 ...so barring some sort of apocalyptic event, the promotion is yours. 1.7567 0.01225 3871 1720 1381 770
45 What do you mean, it can't wait until tomorrow? 1.7538 0.02424 922 391 367 164
46 You're joining a great team, Carl. We're currently on day number 14,200,036 without a workplace injury 1.7533 0.01305 3466 1555 1211 700
47 Your test results came back negative. You have a long and healthy life ahead. 1.7532 0.01997 1410 613 532 265
48 The rest just boilerplate, ‘act of God’, yada yada yada... 1.7516 0.02248 1107 481 420 206
49 This threat of mass death is simply a farce, perpetrated by the mammals. 1.7484 0.01686 2079 941 720 418
50 Dinosaur extinction is fake news 1.7478 0.01414 3144 1484 969 691
51 How do you like my new Zoom backdrop? 1.7460 0.02063 1437 668 466 303
52 May a meteor strike me dead, if I'm lying. 1.7425 0.02159 1305 608 425 272
53 I guess extinction would qualify as force majeure. Why do you ask? 1.7315 0.01282 3520 1634 1207 679
54 Trust me when I say this Todd, this deal will be gone tomorrow. 1.7309 0.01314 3363 1550 1168 645
55 So, tell me where you expect to be in 65 million years. 1.7294 0.02265 1179 559 380 240
56 By 'great ball of fire,' I think you mean the business opportunity of a lifetime. Am I right or am I right? 1.7247 0.01401 2989 1401 1010 578
57 Yes, there is an act of God clause, why do you ask? 1.7233 0.02590 806 360 309 137
58 Not to sound cold-blooded, but I can’t guarantee this offer will still be on the table tomorrow. 1.7213 0.01322 3150 1428 1172 550
59 It’s really not anything more than a spark. It’s going to disappear. One day, it’s like a miracle, it will disappear. 1.7204 0.02241 1291 649 354 288
60 This Offer won't last long! 1.7142 0.02006 1382 638 501 243
61 There won't be another deal like this for a million years. 1.7095 0.01506 2568 1229 856 483
62 I feel like you know something you're not telling me about 1.7085 0.01558 2309 1081 820 408
63 Sign here, you won’t get a better deal for the rest of your life. 1.7058 0.01531 2393 1126 845 422
64 Fossil fuels. That's where our future lies. 1.7049 0.01590 2352 1163 729 460
65 It's fake, a hoax. You know those scientists 1.7038 0.01603 2319 1136 734 449
66 … and I'll throw in a lifetime warranty 1.7012 0.01634 2202 1076 709 417
67 Great resume. Give me an example of "calm in a crisis". 1.6984 0.01864 1721 852 536 333
68 We're specifically looking for someone who can adapt quickly to new environments. 1.6980 0.01621 2099 994 748 357
69 I don't understand why you feel you need the money up front. 1.6977 0.01614 2114 998 757 359
70 Last question: where do you see yourself in five years? 1.6943 0.01743 1943 961 615 367
71 This is a temporary position. 1.6935 0.01697 1912 914 672 326
72 Rex, I guarantee you this deal will not be on the table tomorrow. 1.6930 0.01741 1899 927 628 344
73 Sounds like we're done here. 1.6899 0.01758 1809 875 621 313
74 Trust me, once this asteroid hoax is over, the market's gonna soar. 1.6877 0.01895 1710 875 494 341
75 Meteors? Just another unproven hoax! 1.6870 0.02108 1345 678 410 257
76 What do you mean, "could I explain what acts of God are in 30 seconds or less?" 1.6834 0.02454 976 490 305 181
77 Don’t worry, I have it on good authority that we are too big to fail. 1.6794 0.01923 1603 814 489 300
78 Congratulations! Your test results came back negative; you’re going to live. 1.6792 0.01988 1490 754 460 276
79 I’m telling you Stan... fossil fuels are the future 1.6770 0.02001 1477 752 450 275
80 Would it kill you to be an optimist for once? 1.6764 0.02548 890 455 271 164
81 We’re going to have to let you go. We no longer feel the need for a meteor strike response team. 1.6763 0.02996 658 335 201 122
82 Well, the good news is that things can't get any worse. 1.6746 0.02164 1266 648 382 236
83 Yeah, right, Luthor. I didn't look when we were kids and I'm not about to look now. 1.6735 0.02037 1455 754 422 279
84 - People with your background are almost extinct, Mark. 1.6727 0.02034 1378 692 445 241
85 The extinction clause has been standard for millions of years- I wouldn’t worry about it. 1.6705 0.01983 1399 691 478 230
86 Best first manuscript since "To Kill an Archaeopteryx", we're fast-tracking this one. 1.6700 0.02146 1388 748 350 290
87 Sign here. You saved a bundle by excluding "acts of God." 1.6689 0.02037 1365 687 443 235
88 Welcome to the Republican Party. 1.6647 0.02311 1214 665 291 258
89 Your cover letter says you work well under pressure. Care to give an example? 1.6638 0.02078 1267 631 431 205
90 Asteroids? Come on that's just another liberal media hoax 1.6637 0.02696 785 400 249 136
91 What do you mean, 'later, gator' ...? 1.6618 0.02167 1227 631 380 216
92 And lastly, this clause protects our company in the event of a global pandemic or other unforeseen circumstances, but it’s just a formality. 1.6615 0.02077 1217 595 439 183
93 Today’s your last day... 1.6602 0.02237 1189 624 345 220
94 So, any final comments? 1.6584 0.02216 1165 600 363 202
95 Oh that? Fake. I just use it to mess with folks on video calls. 1.6580 0.02260 1120 577 349 194
96 We're looking for someone who thrives under intense pressure. 1.6574 0.02932 610 300 219 91
97 The long wait is finally over, you're getting promoted!" 1.6550 0.02278 1110 577 339 194
98 You see mass extinction, I see new markets. 1.6547 0.02893 666 340 216 110
99 Only one more day and retirement, here I come! 1.6544 0.02257 1062 534 361 167
100 So we lost the account; it's not the end of the world. 1.6543 0.02229 1105 560 367 178
101 What your story needs is a twist ending that no one sees coming. 1.6541 0.02272 1038 547 314 177
102 Well I’m afraid that’s all the time we have 1.6523 0.02462 929 479 294 156
103 From where I’m sitting, 2020’s going to be a great year. 1.6521 0.02288 1052 536 346 170
104 A force majeure clause? What are you, French? 1.6513 0.02315 1061 551 329 181
105 Yes, this clause right here covers 'acts of God' 1.6513 0.02209 1061 524 383 154
106 Typical," Rex thought. "And the interview had been going so well. 1.6504 0.02544 901 475 266 160
107 Trust me, people are going to be talking about this moment for a long time... 1.6495 0.02518 873 448 283 142
108 Bob wasted his final moment of clarity wondering if he should tell Steve about the spinach in his teeth 1.6494 0.02838 790 438 191 161
109 Would anything keep you from starting this week? 1.6492 0.02318 1029 528 334 167
110 I'm sorry Bert, but President Rex thinks your 'killer asteroid theory' is just another hoax. 1.6487 0.02420 1022 548 285 189
111 Good news..Fox is covering our report on the meteor hoax tonight 1.6479 0.02451 1014 550 271 193
112 You seem pretty chill for a guy who's just been fired. 1.6469 0.02383 997 523 305 169
113 May God strike me dead if I'm lyin' to ya, Larry. 1.6457 0.02449 985 527 280 178
114 This policy covers you for hemorrhoids, cystoids, humanoids, lymphoids, pretty much any kind of -oids. 1.6445 0.02405 948 488 309 151
115 Just like The President says, “What have you got to lose?” 1.6443 0.02469 967 518 275 174
116 And the policy comes with a lifetime guarantee. 1.6436 0.02325 968 487 339 142
117 You’re joining at the right time. This company’s about to blow up. 1.6429 0.02464 913 474 291 148
118 Feels good, doesn't it--to be the top of the food chain, masters of the universe, and have dominion over all the earth. Absolutely nothing can stop us now! 1.6409 0.02447 933 488 292 153
119 Are we finished? 1.6365 0.03078 597 324 169 104
120 It's a furlough, Dave. Not the end of the world. 1.6354 0.02574 864 462 255 147
121 Numbers don’t lie - we have reached the top of the evolutionary ladder my friend! 1.6350 0.02514 863 450 278 135
122 We're at the apex of evolution. What could go possibly wrong? 1.6343 0.02272 845 485 220 140
123 Do you like it? It was my ZOOM greenscreen background. Freaked everyone out! 1.6342 0.02586 853 456 253 144
124 It's a temp position. 1.6313 0.02500 819 416 289 114
125 Keep up the good work Bob. You've got a long future here. 1.6300 0.02593 808 424 259 125
126 What is it? Something in my teeth? 1.6297 0.02708 767 410 231 126
127 Barring unforeseen circumstances you can start tomorrow. 1.6286 0.02517 797 404 285 108
128 Unfortunately, we're going to have to let you go. But it isn't the end of the world. 1.6286 0.02616 797 425 245 127
129 Welcome aboard. You've got a bright future. 1.6285 0.02624 794 419 251 124
130 Where do see yourself in five million years? 1.6278 0.02653 790 421 242 127
131 We never know what's coming, do we 1.6268 0.02561 785 403 272 110
132 And this analysis predicts that real estate is about to explode 1.6268 0.02617 785 412 254 119
133 What do you mean you don’t see yourself here in five years? 1.6265 0.02779 688 359 227 102
134 Coverage starts immediately. Why do you ask? 1.6260 0.02753 778 429 211 138
135 Can you believe the Triassic is almost over? I'm still writing Jurassic on my checks. 1.6255 0.03448 470 267 118 85
136 Luckily, we're both essential. 1.6250 0.02937 624 331 197 96
137 Like "that's" ever gonna happen! 1.6220 0.02751 738 398 221 119
138 As you can see from these projections, we’re in a great position to dominate for the next hundred million years. 1.6218 0.02859 735 412 189 134
139 Welcome to the first day of the rest of your life. 1.6215 0.02887 642 339 207 96
140 Only exemption is mass extinction, but what are the odds of that? 1.6205 0.02680 722 376 244 102
141 Sign here to start your career in Big Oil! 1.6205 0.02854 722 401 194 127
142 Ha ha, Vern- right and there’s a velociraptor behind YOU. Now, let’s get back to these sales figures... 1.6182 0.02599 660 371 190 99
143 You'll love it here. Something exciting happens every day. 1.6174 0.04684 264 146 73 45
144 As your therapist, let me remind you that, the sun will come out tomorrow. 1.6171 0.02767 679 356 227 96
145 So, you didn’t get the promotion. It’s not like it’s the end of the world. 1.6165 0.02783 691 368 220 103
146 Look, take it or leave it. This deal won’t be here tomorrow. 1.6163 0.02693 688 364 228 96
147 We’ll be okay, I’m taking hydroxychloroquine. 1.6145 0.02950 677 380 178 119
148 How's tomorrow looking for you? 1.6143 0.03460 446 238 142 66
149 Trust me, it's not the end of the world. 1.6142 0.02617 674 383 187 104
150 I just don’t understand. Why would you want to sell ALL of your stock in the company? 1.6132 0.02879 667 363 199 105
151 The script is okay, but you need to find a killer ending. 1.6130 0.02818 664 353 215 96
152 Your equal pay was just approved, ma’am. 1.6121 0.03005 660 374 168 118
153 Once the pandemic eliminated mankind, it was safe to come out. The odds of another meteor wiping us out are astronomical. 1.6110 0.02913 653 357 193 103
154 I don’t know why people are panicking. Asteroids kill much fewer people than raptor attacks, and we don’t shut the country down for that. 1.6110 0.02810 653 347 214 92
155 No worries, it'll burn up before it gets here. My uncle was a meteorologist, and I have a good feel for thse things. 1.6108 0.03086 573 311 174 88
156 Perhaps you're not listening. I said you're fired! 1.6094 0.02936 635 346 191 98
157 Of course the contract has an Act of God clause. Why do you ask? 1.6094 0.02781 640 359 183 98
158 Your resume is impressive but you seem a bit distracted... 1.6082 0.02858 633 336 209 88
159 What's with the look? 1.6079 0.02851 630 333 211 86
160 We are excited to get everyone back in the office. We feel confident it’s the right time. 1.6078 0.04153 306 164 98 44
161 While we don’t offer life insurance, we do have a ping pong table in the break room. 1.6065 0.03065 615 346 165 104
162 We call the new disinfectant COMET. Kills EVERYTHING on contact. 1.6061 0.03663 429 241 116 72
163 What’s force majeure? 1.6055 0.03620 398 213 129 56
164 Asteroid damage? $1.75 extra - sign here. 1.6050 0.02887 605 319 206 80
165 Forty-four years you've been with us Phil. What does day 1 of retirement look like? 1.6050 0.03044 605 336 172 97
166 Tell me about a time when you’ve had to adapt to change. 1.6030 0.03013 597 327 180 90
167 Congratulations, you are now out of your time-share. 1.6023 0.02989 596 324 185 87
168 Per our conversations, I’ve included an Act of God clause 1.6020 0.02943 593 317 195 81
169 Yeah, it's my favorite Zoom backdrop 1.6020 0.03140 593 338 153 102
170 Believe me, there is no end in sight! 1.6020 0.02904 593 313 203 77
171 You're not seeing the big picture. 1.6020 0.03048 593 328 173 92
172 I think we’re done here. 1.6020 0.03057 593 329 171 93
173 We're looking for someone who works well on a deadline. 1.6017 0.02944 585 311 196 78
174 Good job on that crazy asteroid extinction theory. 1.6014 0.02976 587 316 189 82
175 "Cataclysm?!' You must be a Thesaurus. 1.6007 0.03105 586 329 162 95
176 Thanks for your years of hard work, Stan. Now get out there and enjoy your retirement! 1.5997 0.03087 572 316 169 87
177 I mean, we're dinosaurs. What could go wrong? 1.5982 0.03026 570 309 181 80
178 We're under a looming deadline . . . Can you start today? 1.5979 0.02975 562 298 192 72
179 Your idea to cut funds for the observatory saved us 20% this quarter! 1.5975 0.03163 564 318 155 91
180 What do you mean, ‘duck’ 1.5971 0.03236 561 323 141 97
181 It's ridiculous! The seasonal asteroid kills Dinos every year. Why should we be so worried about this one? 1.5961 0.03061 557 303 176 78
182 Congratulations! I am naming you our Director of Emergency Operations. 1.5957 0.03052 554 300 178 76
183 What... is there something in my teeth? 1.5956 0.03106 549 301 169 79
184 Can you give me an example of when you dealt with a high stress situation? 1.5955 0.03129 534 291 168 75
185 Love your script, but does everyone have to die at the end? 1.5952 0.03183 546 306 155 85
186 I'm sure the worst is behind us. 1.5952 0.03162 546 304 159 83
187 Forget the meteor Ben, we need to reopen the economy 1.5938 0.03413 517 303 121 93
188 I need a minute to think before I sign. 1.5938 0.03041 544 292 181 71
189 You won’t live to regret this. 1.5938 0.03214 544 308 149 87
190 Heh. Who's going to replace us? The mammals?! 1.5936 0.03573 406 221 129 56
191 So tell me, Dave... where do you see yourself five years from now? 1.5929 0.03310 533 308 134 91
192 Now Bob, it’s just an exit interview. It’s not like it’s the end of the world! 1.5913 0.03245 531 301 146 84
193 We’ve dominated the market for a hundred and fifty thousand years. We’re not going anywhere! 1.5900 0.03267 522 296 144 82
194 You know what they say: to survive in business we all gotta evolve. 1.5900 0.03129 522 284 168 70
195 Look I'm sorry to let you go Ralph, but hey it's not the end of the world. 1.5896 0.03327 519 299 134 86
196 This is our final offer 1.5896 0.03259 519 293 146 80
197 Barring anything unexpected, I'd say the job is yours! 1.5896 0.03155 519 284 164 71
198 It's fine. We've done it this way for millions of years. 1.5888 0.02856 518 302 144 72
199 I can't promise that this offer will still be on the table tomorrow. 1.5888 0.03219 518 289 153 76
200 You have to plan for the future. This extinction business is total fake news. 1.5888 0.03136 518 282 167 69
201 I think our time here is done 1.5887 0.03231 513 286 152 75
202 And after 90 days you receive healthcare benefits. 1.5878 0.03121 507 280 160 67
203 'I think you'll do very well here, I can see the fire in your eyes already ' 1.5873 0.03154 504 273 166 65
204 So tell me, Do you see a future here? 1.5873 0.03301 504 285 142 77
205 This insurance covers everything but an extinction level event 1.5858 0.03128 507 280 160 67
206 I'm sorry Frank, a meteorite would have to fall from the sky to give you the salary increase you ask for 1.5847 0.03269 496 277 148 71
207 Great resume! Your career with us should be meteoric. 1.5842 0.03222 493 271 156 66
208 Your experience surviving catastrophic meteor strikes particularly interests us. 1.5842 0.03384 493 284 130 79
209 The comet situation is all fake news made up by the media. 1.5840 0.03399 488 281 129 78
210 Acts of God are excluded, naturally. 1.5840 0.03336 488 276 139 73
211 Once in a million years, a moment like this comes along. 1.5818 0.03390 483 277 131 75
212 I know my numbers were a little low this quarter, but let’s not act like it’s the end of the world here. 1.5807 0.02291 477 284 142 51
213 On the bright side, the tumor is slow-growing—you’re much more likely to die from something else. 1.5802 0.03428 474 273 127 74
214 My biggest weakness? Probably timing 1.5802 0.03389 474 270 133 71
215 Well, Fred. It looks like you’ll fit right in here at ClimateDeniers.gov. 1.5783 0.03572 415 234 122 59
216 On second thought, it's not too early in the day for that martini. 1.5770 0.03297 461 254 148 59
217 You'll find moving here to Yucatan is the best move you ever made. 1.5764 0.03469 458 264 124 70
218 We've been around for 186 million years, so rest assured, we've seen everything..... 1.5756 0.03223 450 255 138 57
219 You know, I really feel like we're entering a new era with this 1.5743 0.03364 444 246 141 57
220 I’m seeing some real opportunities in fossil fuels, Rex! 1.5743 0.03424 444 250 133 61
221 We’re done 1.5743 0.03569 444 260 113 71
222 Were you wanting the collision coverage with your insurance?_ 1.5743 0.03379 444 247 139 58
223 No, you're not covered for that. Why do you ask? 1.5743 0.02953 444 278 100 66
224 Jim, the divorce has been finalized. Today’s the start of your new life! 1.5718 0.03409 439 246 135 58
225 What do you mean where do I see myself in the next 30 seconds? 1.5718 0.03588 439 258 111 70
226 Extinction events come and go. That’s why you need a long term plan. 1.5701 0.03525 435 251 120 64
227 I disagree with your assessment. In order for mammals to take over from us it would take a one in a billion event ! 1.5701 0.03570 428 248 116 64
228 Why are you in such a hurry to sell? 1.5698 0.03480 430 244 127 59
229 It’s right behind me, isn’t it 1.5694 0.03399 425 235 138 52
230 This is a short-term position. But it could evolve into something more. 1.5687 0.03384 422 232 140 50
231 And if I'm lying, may God strike me dead. 1.5680 0.03646 419 246 108 65
232 And finally, where do you see yourself five years from now? 1.5673 0.03489 416 234 128 54
233 No hidden fees. If I'm lying, may an asteroid strike me down! So, sign here on the dotted line... 1.5666 0.02453 413 257 109 47
234 I think you have a future in petroleum products! 1.5655 0.03679 412 243 105 64
235 Let's sign the contract. Nothing's going to change before Monday. 1.5655 0.03515 412 233 125 54
236 Tar pits, T-Rex attacks, plague—it’s all covered. Why? 1.5655 0.03582 412 237 117 58
237 Trump and Pence discuss the next four years of his presidency. 1.5645 0.03654 411 241 108 62
238 I'm impressed with your resume. Give me an example of how you can be cool under fire. 1.5642 0.03442 413 230 133 50
239 Barring any unforeseen issues, you’re hired! 1.5630 0.03258 405 214 154 37
240 Lighten up, Rex. This is a performance review - not the end of the world! 1.5625 0.03561 400 227 121 52
241 Climate change? Meteor? Fake news. 1.5619 0.02809 404 259 90 55
242 We may not use science, but we pride ourselves on knowing exactly what's ahead. 1.5617 0.03704 397 233 105 59
243 Let me start by saying, there's never a wrong time to rewrite your will. 1.5611 0.03590 401 230 117 54
244 Can you come up with a better predictive model? Everything in these points to mass extinction. 1.5601 0.03625 391 224 115 52
245 Double-glazed, why do you ask? 1.5595 0.03685 395 231 107 57
246 See you later, alligator. 1.5593 0.03582 388 237 92 59
247 These figures prove we are going to end the quarter with a bang! 1.5593 0.03478 388 214 131 43
248 You say in your resume that history repeats itself. Give me an example. 1.5593 0.03646 388 223 113 52
249 Call me a dinosaur Al, but I included the extinction rider in your policy. 1.5587 0.03433 392 215 135 42
250 So where do you see yourself in the next five years 1.5584 0.03831 385 231 93 61
251 Your Asteroid ☄️ prediction report looks too alarming for release, I’m tabling it for now. 1.5584 0.03759 385 227 101 57
252 This scientist’s report is ridiculous. Cockroaches outliving us? 1.5584 0.03795 385 229 97 59
253 This just says you can't sue us in case of unlikely catastrophic events. 1.5584 0.03613 385 219 117 49
254 Last question, what do you see yourself doing 30 seconds from now? 1.5581 0.03744 387 228 102 57
255 ‘Extinction?’ Fake news. Why do you ask? 1.5578 0.03852 389 236 89 64
256 The good news is you start tomorrow. 1.5578 0.03640 389 224 113 52
257 And this umbrella policy covers you in the unlikely event of extinction. 1.5578 0.03472 389 215 131 43
258 Think it over. Take all the time you need. 1.5573 0.03749 384 226 102 56
259 I think we're just about done here. 1.5573 0.03601 384 218 118 48
260 So tell me where you see yourself in 10 years 1.5573 0.03749 384 226 102 56
261 Third asteroid today, next they will be warning us to avoid eating bats.. 1.5564 0.03736 381 223 104 54
262 Got any plans for the long weekend? 1.5564 0.03717 381 222 106 53
263 Let's talk longevity, where do you see yourself in five years? 1.5564 0.03717 381 222 106 53
264 Any plans for the weekend, Don? 1.5564 0.03698 381 221 108 52
265 It seems as though our time together is coming to an end. 1.5564 0.03736 381 223 104 54
266 My next question for you is, how do you handle yourself during chaos? 1.5559 0.03521 376 208 127 41
267 No one on Earth can stop us now. 1.5559 0.03774 376 221 101 54
268 We are almost done here. 1.5556 0.03740 378 221 104 53
269 Cutting the meteor detection budget was a great idea I mean look at these numbers 1.5556 0.03674 378 230 91 57
270 Why, yes, we do offer accidental death and dismemberment coverage. Why do you ask? 1.5550 0.03673 382 221 110 51
271 End of the world?! Fake news. 1.5550 0.03760 373 218 103 52
272 If I'm lying, may a meteor fall from the sky and strike me down where I sit. 1.5550 0.03854 373 223 93 57
273 Carpe Diem 1.5544 0.03710 377 219 107 51
274 Congrats on finally paying off your mortgage! 1.5541 0.03744 370 215 105 50
275 There's never been a better time to buy insurance! 1.5541 0.03523 370 204 127 39
276 Extinction" is such an ugly word. Why don't we call it "attenuation. 1.5541 0.03744 370 215 105 50
277 I’m looking for an expert in crisis management 1.5541 0.03625 370 209 117 44
278 Relax Terry! It's just a legally binding contract, it's not the end of the world! 1.5535 0.03733 374 218 105 51
279 Trust me Dorothy, when a woman hits 40 she’s more likely to be hit by a meteorite than to find a husband. 1.5531 0.03846 367 218 95 54
280 Relax Lyle, these figures only tell part of the story. We're too big to fail - not gonna happen 1.5528 0.03963 369 226 82 61
281 We expect a complete economic recovery in a few million years. 1.5528 0.03772 369 216 102 51
282 I know it sounds unsavory, but petroleum is gonna be HUGE. 1.5528 0.03673 369 211 112 46
283 And of course there's the usual fine print about acts of God, blah blah blah. 1.5522 0.03691 364 208 111 45
284 I know people were saying we’d be destroyed by a meteor, but the president said it was just a beautiful shooting star and we weren’t even gonna notice it. Like a miracle, it will disappear as soon as it arrives, believe him 1.5519 0.04044 366 228 74 64
285 Rest assured, Sir, our company has been around for thousands of years. From where I sit, I don’t see us going anywhere soon. 1.5512 0.03877 361 215 93 53
286 Finding the winning lottery ticket the day before it expired, wow are you lucky! 1.5512 0.03479 361 216 99 46
287 If you see something.....say something !!! 1.5512 0.03776 361 215 95 51
288 We-e-ell, I've, uh...I've always loved you too, Leonard. 1.5500 0.03953 340 201 91 48
289 I love the manuscript, but the ending just isn't credible. 1.5493 0.03589 355 197 121 37
290 It's just a theory. 1.5493 0.03720 355 203 109 43
291 So, Jared, in addition to peace in the middle east and the coronavirus response, you’re also in charge of asteroid deflection. I’m sure you’ll do a great job. 1.5490 0.03870 357 212 94 51
292 By the way, what do you think of our latest virtual background for video calls 1.5490 0.03830 357 210 98 49
293 So, its a temporary position 1.5489 0.02687 348 220 90 38
294 Why, yes, the policy does cover acts of God. Why do you ask? 1.5489 0.03798 348 211 87 50
295 In that moment, Hank wondered if his quest for the corner office had been worth it, or if he should have spent more time pursuing his hunting and fishing passion. 1.5483 0.03765 352 203 105 44
296 Oh you like the painting? It's so I remember how the humans became extinct. 1.5480 0.03728 354 203 108 43
297 Believe me, this is a great time to invest in fossil fuels. 1.5475 0.03842 358 212 96 50
298 The good news is some sectors will benefit. The bad news is they're mammals 1.5473 0.03680 349 197 113 39
299 It's a hoax, believe me. 1.5473 0.03981 349 211 85 53
300 Isn’t this a great time to be alive! 1.5472 0.03969 318 184 94 40
301 Great Balls of Fire . . . Jerry Lee Lewis . . . Why do you ask? 1.5470 0.03880 351 208 94 49
302 I like the fire in your eyes. 1.5470 0.03880 351 208 94 49
303 I think the worst is behind us. 1.5469 0.04030 309 179 91 39
304 It's now or never! 1.5465 0.03929 355 214 88 53
305 Finally! A vaccine! 1.5460 0.04176 326 200 74 52
306 Can you explain the 272 million year gap in your resume? 1.5460 0.03948 348 209 88 51
307 I can assure you that there is no need to purchase the extra insurance. 1.5455 0.03830 352 207 98 47
308 Dear God, please end this time-share sales pitch. 1.5455 0.03935 352 212 88 52
309 I wouldn't worry if the project's late. It won't be the end of the world 1.5455 0.03545 352 194 124 34
310 ...and your health insurance coverage kicks in on Monday. 1.5455 0.03766 352 204 104 44
311 I'm sorry, but it says here your mass extinction insurance policy expired yesterday 1.5452 0.03841 343 200 99 44
312 I see here it says you adapt to change quickly. 1.5452 0.03796 343 198 103 42
313 It's a great script, kid, but nobody will ever believe that mammals could put US in a theme park... 1.5444 0.03791 349 213 86 50
314 I’m glad you brought up hazard pay. 1.5439 0.03805 342 198 102 42
315 Your job is about to become extinct. 1.5439 0.04024 342 208 82 52
316 And as you see here, we provide health care for life. 1.5439 0.03620 342 190 118 34
317 Congrats on making that final mortgage payment! 1.5439 0.03872 342 201 96 45
318 The asteroid? Please. It's a liberal conspiracy. 1.5435 0.03963 333 200 86 47
319 Termination is an opportunity, George, not the end of the world. 1.5430 0.03731 337 191 109 37
320 In a hundred years no one will know the difference. 1.5430 0.03961 337 201 89 47
321 Legal thought it was crazy, but they finally approved the wording of your 'Extinction Clause'. 1.5430 0.02618 337 211 93 33
322 With this deal I negotiated for you, you'll be set for the rest of your life! 1.5430 0.03778 337 193 105 39
323 What do you mean “Not again!”? 1.5430 0.03938 337 200 91 46
324 Good news! Your loan has been approved. 1.5419 0.03804 334 192 103 39
325 Sign on with us and you have a job for life. 1.5419 0.03780 334 191 105 38
326 Great news. Your restaurant loan is approved. 1.5419 0.03684 334 187 113 34
327 Sign the contract and only an act of God could stop the deal. 1.5417 0.03692 336 189 112 35
328 We've added meteor coverage to the policy, just in case "that" happens again. 1.5413 0.03984 303 174 94 35
329 Will you take a check? 1.5408 0.04039 331 200 83 48
330 I'm telling you, there is never a bad time to refinance your house. 1.5408 0.03806 331 190 103 38
331 I’m cutting funding and disbanding the asteroid task force. 1.5405 0.03952 333 198 90 45
332 Jeff, 45 years in the data entry department, your retirement truly feels like the end of an era. 1.5405 0.03860 333 194 98 41
333 Let's quickly go through your End-of-World performance review 1.5396 0.03880 328 191 97 40
334 Ok,here's my final offer. 1.5392 0.04008 332 200 85 47
335 Trust me, the future is hydrocarbons. 1.5392 0.03892 332 195 95 42
336 ”Fake news! Won’t affect us and will be gone very quickly 1.5392 0.03985 332 199 87 46
337 Congratulations Ogg! You are our new VP of Long Term Planning! 1.5385 0.04470 247 144 73 30
338 A what...? Ha,no. That’s just a gag sticker my kid put up there. Plus it’s supposed to keep pterodactyls from flying into the windows. 1.5385 0.04097 325 198 79 48
339 So that’s everything. Tomorrow we will take a few photos and announce your lottery winnings. 1.5380 0.03799 329 189 103 37
340 I've created the greatest economy the world has ever seen, and it's going to keep getting better! 1.5380 0.04127 329 203 75 51
341 Tell me about a situation when you've had to give someone bad news. 1.5377 0.04095 318 192 81 45
342 The absolutely best time to buy life insurance is when you don't need it. 1.5370 0.03989 324 193 88 43
343 Who you calling a dinosaur? You’re the one who brought in a print resume? 1.5368 0.04018 326 196 85 45
344 Tell me where you see yourself in five years time. 1.5368 0.04065 326 198 81 47
345 Not to worry! The President says it’s a hoax. 1.5368 0.04042 326 197 83 46
346 Market timing is for day traders and Pterodactyls. Our focus is on fundamental, long-term growth.. 1.5368 0.03850 326 189 99 38
347 On the positive side, we think your fossil fuel investments have a bright future. 1.5363 0.04007 317 188 88 41
348 ‘“Yes, we carry catastrophic risk insurance. Why do you ask?” 1.5363 0.03932 317 185 94 38
349 Your resume looks great but I'm a little concerned about your focus. 1.5363 0.03982 317 187 90 40
350 End of an era, eh Rex? 1.5350 0.03934 314 183 94 37
351 No one's ever asked about the force majeure clause before.... 1.5350 0.03160 314 196 84 34
352 Getting you out of this contract would take an act of God. 1.5350 0.04185 314 193 74 47
353 After all these years, you’ve finally earned that sabbatical. 1.5342 0.03893 307 176 98 33
354 The bad news is you're fired, the good news is that it isn't the end of the world. 1.5342 0.04209 307 188 74 45
355 So we’re reopening this week 1.5340 0.03336 309 191 84 34
356 With a portfolio like this, you're on your way to an early retirement. 1.5340 0.03765 309 173 107 29
357 Why, yes, we do offer hazard pay. 1.5338 0.03775 311 175 106 30
358 The odds of something going wrong are like being hit by a meteor. 1.5338 0.04092 311 187 82 42
359 I think you'll find that this policy covers just about every risk you could imagine. 1.5338 0.03883 311 179 98 34
360 Barring any unexpected disasters, you can start tomorrow.” 1.5333 0.04218 270 157 82 31
361 I see here on your resume that you’re hoping to evolve. I like that. 1.5325 0.03992 308 181 90 37
362 Sign it. This offer won't be available tomorrow. 1.5325 0.04005 308 189 77 42
363 An extinction clause? Sure, we can put that in. 1.5325 0.04071 308 184 84 40
364 10 seconds could save you 15% or more on life insurance. 1.5325 0.04084 308 187 79 42
365 Oh yeah! I talked to Trump. It’s all good, just going to disappear. 1.5325 0.04323 308 194 64 50
366 And may I be immediately struck dead by a flaming meteorite if I've misrepresented any detail about the benefits your time share agreement, Mr. Prince. 1.5325 0.04198 308 189 74 45
367 Any experience in disaster management? 1.5321 0.03980 312 184 90 38
368 Carl basked in the victory that all of his procrastinating and laziness had finally paid off. 1.5321 0.04006 312 185 88 39
369 if I'm lying, may God strike me down 1.5314 0.04174 303 184 77 42
370 Any final words? 1.5311 0.04075 305 182 84 39
371 May God strike me dead if I’m lying. 1.5311 0.04256 305 189 70 46
372 You'll never get another offer like this as long as you live. 1.5311 0.04048 305 181 86 38
373 The asteroid? It's going to disappear. One day, it's like a miracle, it will disappear. 1.5309 0.03797 307 201 60 46
374 --anyways, there's no way June could get any worse. 1.5298 0.04025 302 178 88 36
375 "Whatever you have to say will have to wait till I'm finished 1.5298 0.03545 302 197 65 40
376 This policy covers every eventuality, short of the sky falling... 1.5298 0.03885 302 173 98 31
377 Are you willing to relocate? 1.5296 0.04005 304 179 89 36
378 Please remember, this is a long term commitment 1.5294 0.03931 306 178 94 34
379 Go ahead and sleep on it. What could happen before tomorrow? 1.5279 0.04076 305 183 83 39
380 Disbanding the meteorite prevention program has really boosted profits. 1.5268 0.03981 298 174 91 33
381 Why the sudden interest in life insurance? 1.5268 0.03953 298 173 93 32
382 Of course this Financial Plan is based on certain assumptions which could change without warning.... 1.5268 0.04175 298 181 77 40
383 Seriously, whattaya got to lose? 1.5268 0.02287 298 192 81 25
384 I guess that’s it. 1.5258 0.04037 291 178 76 37
385 So Stan, where do you see yourself in the next 5 years? 1.5258 0.00946 291 203 62 26
386 See that meteor behind me? Sell it to me 1.5258 0.04052 291 171 87 33
387 Trust me. This climate change thing is just a hoax. 1.5258 0.04335 291 181 67 43
388 Where do you think you'll be in 65 million years? 1.5258 0.03452 291 182 77 32
389 The position is only temporary. 1.5258 0.03993 291 169 91 31
390 ''Yes Mr. Dile, your coverage does include natural disasters.'' 1.5258 0.04052 291 171 87 33
391 I assure you Mr. Phelps, our firm has been in business for millions of years. I don't think you have anything to worry about. 1.5258 0.03963 291 168 93 30
392 You’re joining at a good time because we all just started safely coming back into work. 1.5254 0.03728 295 176 88 31
393 Unfortunately, that’s all the time we have. 1.5254 0.04208 295 180 75 40
394 Trust me, we've been in business here for 230 million years. 1.5254 0.04262 295 182 71 42
395 We're the most advanced species earth will ever see. What could change that? 1.5254 0.04125 295 177 81 37
396 Plans for the weekend? 1.5253 0.03991 297 174 90 33
397 This is the last of the paperwork. And then we're finished. 1.5243 0.04342 288 179 67 42
398 It's the usual mass extinction clause...just a formality. 1.5243 0.04142 288 172 81 35
399 ... and where do you picture yourself in, say, five minutes? 1.5243 0.04258 288 176 73 39
400 Who even knows where we’ll be in five years. 1.5243 0.04229 288 175 75 38
401 Yes sir! Natural disasters, acts of God, cosmic events—all 100% covered! 1.5243 0.03933 288 165 95 28
402 We like someone with an eye to the future 1.5243 0.04142 288 172 81 35
403 Welcome to the firm! I see a bright future ahead. 1.5243 0.03871 288 163 99 26
404 I've even included that extinction clause you're so worried about." 1.5243 0.04113 288 171 83 34
405 Do you have any experience at Risk Management? 1.5241 0.04004 290 169 90 31
406 Agnostic! Why do you ask? 1.5240 0.04042 292 172 87 33
407 Imagine this, fuel... but made out of people. 1.5240 0.03612 292 188 67 37
408 We should be finished any minute now. 1.5240 0.04129 292 175 81 36
409 Why the long face? 1.5228 0.04234 285 173 75 37
410 Great! So just sign here and I'll take your deposit. The policy will payout in the event of natural disaster- heh, heh, heh. 1.5228 0.04263 285 174 73 38
411 And Tuesday is Taco Night! 1.5214 0.04046 280 163 88 29
412 It’s been great working here. Also- I slept with your wife. 1.5213 0.04414 282 177 63 42
413 « Resignation letter? Wow I didn’t see that coming... » 1.5213 0.04179 282 169 79 34
414 Tell me about a time you adapted to change. 1.5213 0.04148 282 168 81 33
415 I said 'you've got the raise'. A smile would be nice. 1.5213 0.04239 282 171 75 36
416 We've been in business for millions of years, and expect to be in business for millions more. This deal is risk free! 1.5213 0.02806 282 181 75 26
417 They tell me these dragon suits are much more effective than hydroxychloroquine...... 1.5213 0.04442 282 178 61 43
418 No, I'm serious, Jerry--the New Yorker finally accepted one of my submissions! 1.5211 0.04304 284 175 70 39
419 Would you define Armageddon as a disaster or selling opportunity? 1.5200 0.04132 275 162 83 30
420 Jerry, you know the stock market hasn't been favorable to us in the last quarter, but it's not like it's the end of the world. 1.5197 0.04120 279 165 83 31
421 Relax. It''s headed to Yucatan. 1.5197 0.04120 279 165 83 31
422 Oh, that? Not to worry. My friend Xi says it will just disappear. 1.5197 0.04025 279 162 89 28
423 Everything looks good. You could retire tomorrow. 1.5196 0.04160 281 168 80 33
424 And as you can see, the policy comes with a lifetime guarantee. 1.5187 0.04007 268 153 91 24
425 We've seen steady growth for 175 million years--no reason to change now. 1.5181 0.04153 276 164 81 31
426 Take the weekend to think about it, I’m not going anywhere. 1.5181 0.04216 276 166 77 33
427 I would consider putting fossil fuels in your portfolio. 1.5178 0.04395 253 152 71 30
428 Today is the first day of the rest of our lives! 1.5166 0.04492 271 171 60 40
429 The good news is that this will provide income for the rest of your life. 1.5166 0.04306 271 165 72 34
430 So, where do you see yourself three seconds from now? 1.5166 0.04523 271 172 58 41
431 There's a meteor behind me, isn't there. 1.5164 0.04228 275 166 76 33
432 And where do you see yourself five years from now? 1.5164 0.04100 275 162 84 29
433 We need someone who can adapt quickly. 1.5164 0.04259 275 167 74 34
434 And how well would you say you work under pressure? 1.5164 0.03969 275 158 92 25
435 Likeable characters, but the doomsday plot seems a bit far-fetched 1.5164 0.04196 275 165 78 32
436 What the heck! Let's just scratch out this 'Act of God' clause. 1.5164 0.04472 275 174 60 41
437 Of course, we offer full coverage. Why do you ask? 1.5164 0.04002 275 159 90 26
438 We don’t anticipate any major changes in the market for several years. 1.5164 0.04321 275 169 70 36
439 So now you want to finance it? 1.5164 0.04132 275 163 82 30
440 Never mind about the meteor. It’ll disappear like magic. 1.5164 0.04259 275 167 74 34
441 ...but here's the kicker: it's got a lifetime guarantee. 1.5164 0.04501 275 175 58 42
442 I finally quit smoking!” 1.5149 0.04145 268 158 82 28
443 So, where do you see yourself in five year’s time? 1.5149 0.04212 268 170 62 36
444 From my lips to God's ears, if I am B.S.ing you, right now, may I be struck down by a meteor. 1.5149 0.04294 268 165 69 34
445 I'm sorry, but our time is up. 1.5149 0.04310 268 163 72 33
446 So that’s the plan: The virus wipes them out, and we have the whole place to ourselves again. 1.5149 0.04343 268 164 70 34
447 Where do you you see yourself in five minutes? 1.5149 0.04245 268 161 76 31
448 We have it totally under control. It’s one “asteroid” coming in from China, and we have it under control. It’s going to be just fine. 1.5149 0.04438 268 167 64 37
449 Don't worry. It's a painting to help sell insurance policies ! 1.5147 0.04263 272 165 74 33
450 The mammals are making great strides, but I just don't see them doing well long-term. 1.5132 0.04076 265 164 70 31
451 No, our benefit package doesn’t cover mass extinction. Why do you ask? 1.5132 0.04380 265 163 68 34
452 Are you sure you don't want to renew for another year?" 1.5132 0.04347 265 162 70 33
453 Why don’t you take some time off, Frank. You need to cheer yourself up, live a little! 1.5115 0.04580 262 167 56 39
454 I'll tack on an extinction rider at no extra cost. 1.5115 0.04215 262 156 78 28
455 This policy covers every contingency. 1.5115 0.04317 262 159 72 31
456 Actually, forget it. She can keep the house. 1.5113 0.04368 266 164 68 34
457 Where do you see yourself in sixty-five million years? 1.5113 0.03923 266 166 70 30
458 Their culture wasn’t prepared for a teensy little virus — and we’re the ones with “lizard brains”? 1.5113 0.04432 266 166 64 36
459 Today we make history. 1.5113 0.04368 266 164 68 34
460 Make dinosaurs great again". Yes, I love it 1.5097 0.04380 257 162 61 34
461 You know what I say, Williams. Evolve or die. Evolve or die. 1.5097 0.04203 257 152 79 26
462 Barring any unforeseen circumstances, you have a real future here. 1.5097 0.04107 259 151 84 24
463 So, barring any catastrophe, I'm gonna need you to work Saturdays for the next few months. 1.5095 0.04305 263 160 72 31
464 And of course, in the very unlikely event that Dinosaurs are wiped out, the Crocodiles and Alligators will inherit everything. 1.5094 0.04281 265 161 73 31
465 Our force majeure clause is air tight- it covers everything short of extinction! 1.5079 0.04523 254 159 61 34
466 ...and what part do the mammals play in this five year plan? 1.5079 0.04489 254 158 63 33
467 No one thinks they need extinction coverage until they need it 1.5079 0.04489 254 158 63 33
468 Why the hesitation? You see something I don't? 1.5079 0.04419 254 156 67 31
469 I can only offer you a temporary position. 1.5079 0.04312 254 153 73 28
470 I'm sorry Johnson, but there's no future for you at this company if you're not willing to evolve into a small flying animal with a beak and poor bowel control. 1.5079 0.03834 254 168 54 32
471 Our receptionist just gave me her two seconds notice. 1.5079 0.04276 254 154 72 28
472 This offer won’t last forever. 1.5079 0.04276 254 152 75 27
473 All those weekends and late evenings you've spent here at the office have finally paid off. We want to make you a partner. 1.5078 0.04179 256 151 80 25
474 It’s all going to disappear. One day, like a miracle. 1.5078 0.04428 256 163 58 35
475 I'm sorry, we have to let you go. But it's not the end of the world, you know? 1.5078 0.04197 256 159 67 30
476 You may have heard disturbing rumors of impending global climate change, but let me assure you that they are patently false. 1.5078 0.04323 256 155 72 29
477 Extinction event"? I'm not sure what you mean 1.5078 0.04251 256 153 76 27
478 We’ve expanded “Acts of God” to include Extinction Events 1.5078 0.04119 258 151 83 24
479 As part of your portfolio we intend to get you into oil and gas. 1.5078 0.04603 258 165 55 38
480 We couldn’t be more excited about your future here at ExxonMobil. 1.5077 0.04410 260 161 66 33
481 Trust me, economy will soar next year. Big Bang Year. 1.5077 0.02883 260 171 65 24
482 Tell me, where do you see yourself in five seconds? 1.5065 0.04503 231 139 67 25
483 It says you're a crisis management expert, can you elaborate on that? 1.5059 0.04139 253 148 82 23
484 How adaptable would you say you are during times of disruption and change? 1.5059 0.04288 253 152 74 27
485 Our analysts expect the market to rebound by the mid-Cretaceous period. 1.5059 0.04101 253 147 84 22
486 That was once in 65 million years. 1.5059 0.04325 253 153 72 28
487 Well, the divorce is official, you are finally free! 1.5058 0.04000 257 160 69 28
488 Today, I’m proud to declare that Pangea is in the midst of an economic boom the likes of which the world has never seen before. 1.5058 0.04617 257 165 54 38
489 And it says here you graduated with extinction? 1.5058 0.04321 259 158 71 30
490 Your editorial on Avoiding Extinction is eye opening and to the point. I’m putting it on the front page tomorrow! 1.5041 0.04628 244 154 57 33
491 Just the usual 'Act of God' legal-ese. Nothing to worry about. Why do you ask? 1.5041 0.04453 246 151 66 29
492 The team has just had enough of your apocalyptic prophesying, Jeff 1.5041 0.04453 246 151 66 29
493 Sorry, your dystopian story doesn't fit with our views. 1.5041 0.04415 246 150 68 28
494 What do you see yourself doing one minute from now? 1.5041 0.04635 246 156 56 34
495 Yep, we're dinosaurs, all right. A dying breed. 1.5041 0.04184 246 144 80 22
496 I’m sorry but this is your last day. 1.5041 0.03632 246 156 66 24
497 “This time we’ll be prepared.” 1.5041 0.03960 246 161 55 30
498 First it was the ice age, then the plague, and now it's this whole extinction nonsense. 1.5041 0.04453 246 151 66 29
499 Ice Age?! Nah, that's just fake news 1.5040 0.04276 248 148 75 25
500 Final question... 1.5040 0.04444 248 160 54 34
501 I guarantee this is the last policy you'll ever need. 1.5040 0.04499 248 154 63 31
502 Don't worry. The mammals will soon be extinct. 1.5040 0.03659 248 163 57 28
503 Just sign here. I mean, what’s the worst that can happen? 1.5040 0.02176 248 164 66 18
504 I love your dystopian vision. But mammals? 1.5040 0.04238 248 147 77 24
505 Well, if we don't meet our goals for this quarter, it won't be the end of the world. 1.5040 0.04389 248 151 69 28
506 Asteroids are nothing but bulbous, bald, crater-faced space pebbles that— There’s one right behind me, isn’t there? 1.5040 0.04389 248 151 69 28
507 ‘Acts of God’ are excluded, but it’s not like you live in a flood zone. 1.5040 0.04426 248 152 67 29
508 Do I have something in my teeth? 1.5040 0.04472 250 155 64 31
509 Don't worry about Comet-19. When warm weather returns, it will disappear. 1.5022 0.04819 229 146 51 32
510 Everything is under control 1.5020 0.04577 245 154 59 32
511 Sure, some are going to die, but getting the economy back on track is what's important. 1.5020 0.04577 245 154 59 32
512 Disruption means opportunity, that's our motto. 1.5020 0.03971 245 146 78 21
513 Thank you for your signature, your life insurance policy will be in effect starting tomorrow. 1.5020 0.04449 249 154 65 30
514 Meh, that's just fake news from liberal media. 1.5000 0.03961 242 159 54 29
515 Of course our life insurance policy can protect you during the apocalypse! 1.5000 0.04192 242 142 79 21
516 So that’s not a Zoom background? 1.5000 0.04657 242 154 55 33
517 The End. 1.5000 0.04657 242 154 55 33
518 What's my biggest strength? Im adaptable. Very adaptable. 1.5000 0.04508 242 150 63 29
519 Last words, if you knew the world was ending? Go! 1.5000 0.04620 242 153 57 32
520 „Oh man, you leaving the firm feels like the end of an era.“ 1.5000 0.04431 242 153 59 30
521 Don’t worry about it. They’ve been predicting the end of the world for ages. 1.5000 0.04293 242 152 62 28
522 Something tells me this is going to be a quick meeting. 1.5000 0.04583 242 152 59 31
523 Trust me, Havermeyer. Today marks the beginning of a whole new age. 1.5000 0.04620 242 153 57 32
524 No, your insurance doesn’t cover damage from a meteorite. Why do you ask? 1.5000 0.04110 242 140 83 19
525 Mort, you okay? You seem distracted. 1.5000 0.04299 240 143 74 23
526 As you can see, you're insured against every conceivable risk. 1.5000 0.04545 242 151 61 30
527 Do you have any experience working with mammals? 1.5000 0.04657 242 154 55 33
528 I don't think you will need retirement benefits. 1.5000 0.04273 242 144 75 23
529 Short of a meteor crashing to earth, your investments are safe with me. 1.5000 0.04469 242 149 65 28
530 This is for catastrophic coverage. You know, the stuff that never happens. 1.5000 0.04431 242 153 59 30
531 Sure, no one has ever requested it before, but we can get you signed up for the catastrophic health insurance plan. Welcome aboard, Steve! 1.5000 0.04574 240 150 60 30
532 Trust me, you’ll probably work here till the day you die! 1.5000 0.04313 242 145 73 24
533 As you can see here the extended warranty is your best bet. 1.5000 0.04620 242 153 57 32
534 I’m pretty sure this Extinction Thing is nothing but Fake News. 1.5000 0.04766 242 157 49 36
535 Whats the rush? You've got your whole life ahead of you. 1.5000 0.04273 242 144 75 23
536 Great! You can start Monday. 1.5000 0.04192 242 142 79 21
537 'Where do you see yourself in 5 years?' 1.4979 0.04732 237 152 52 33
538 Where do you see you see yourself in 5 years time? 1.4979 0.04617 237 149 58 30
539 Have a great retirement, Doug! 1.4979 0.03255 237 159 54 24
540 It'll go away, like a miracle 1.4979 0.04539 237 147 62 28
541 it's now or never, man. 1.4979 0.04500 237 146 64 27
542 Did you catch the Big Bang Theory Finale? 1.4979 0.04732 237 152 52 33
543 So, Bob, where do you see yourself five years from now? 1.4979 0.04913 235 155 43 37
544 It’s a once-in-a-lifetime offer 1.4979 0.04568 235 146 61 28
545 This is a limited time offer. 1.4979 0.04568 235 146 61 28
546 Meteor insurance? Sure! Why not? 1.4979 0.04488 235 144 65 26
547 Go ahead, take the deal. What's the worst that could happen? 1.4979 0.03949 235 149 62 24
548 You tell me, what could possibly go wrong? 1.4979 0.04488 235 144 65 26
549 It's just a formality and you'll be finished in a second. 1.4979 0.04280 235 139 75 21
550 Good, good. Now -- where do you see yourself in five years? 1.4979 0.04647 235 148 57 30
551 You can have a variable rate for 5 years, or a 65 million year fixed. 1.4979 0.04608 235 147 59 29
552 Ok Daniel, this covers you for everything except acts of God. 1.4979 0.04725 235 150 53 32
553 All I said was that our rise has been meteoric. Why are you giving me that look? 1.4979 0.04528 235 145 63 27
554 I'm sorry to see you go, Rex. Enjoy your retirement. 1.4978 0.03170 223 149 53 21
555 The 'catastrophe' clause is just boilerplate." 1.4958 0.04267 236 140 75 21
556 So, you are applying for Gator aid? 1.4957 0.04542 234 145 62 27
557 And then it hit me, right out of the blue... 1.4957 0.04378 234 141 70 23
558 Eh, it reads a bit pessimistic. The President says we've got these meteorites under control. 1.4957 0.04461 234 143 66 25
559 My final offer. 1.4957 0.04692 232 147 55 30
560 We'll get back to you on Monday! 1.4956 0.04754 228 145 53 30
561 All this talk of extinction just kills me! 1.4956 0.04954 228 150 43 35
562 For us, the sky's the limit . . . 1.4952 0.04541 210 125 66 19
563 Pretty conclusive evidence this meteorite thing is just a big hoax. 1.4937 0.04379 237 144 69 24
564 I say this to all my new clients: divorce is not the end of the world. 1.4937 0.04254 237 141 75 21
565 Don’t worry about it! President Rex swears it’s a hoax. 1.4936 0.04406 235 143 68 24
566 The asteroid threat will vanish by April! 1.4936 0.04568 235 147 60 28
567 The Koch brothers last meeting 1.4935 0.04787 231 149 50 32
568 A big boom is coming and we're ready for it. 1.4935 0.04503 231 142 64 25
569 Can you find a word in there that rhymes with “distinction?. 1.4935 0.04503 231 142 64 25
570 You're joking, right? 1.4935 0.03850 231 155 49 27
571 I thought you'd be more excited about this promotion. 1.4935 0.03946 231 152 53 26
572 Look, I just don’t see a future for you here. 1.4935 0.04586 231 144 60 27
573 Congrats! You can start tomorrow morning. 1.4934 0.04490 229 140 65 24
574 So now that this DINO-virus-19 pandemic is under control, life is looking good.... 1.4934 0.04858 229 149 47 33
575 I always wanted to say this to someone going on furlough.... “See you later, alligator”. 1.4934 0.04819 229 148 49 32
576 Remember Dan, we are investing for the the long term. 1.4934 0.04532 229 141 63 25
577 Let's talk about catastrophic insurance. 1.4934 0.04134 229 132 81 16
578 Yes, we do provide life insurance for employees and their families. Why do you ask? 1.4934 0.04532 229 141 63 25
579 The Jurassic administration said they left us some sort of 'playbook', but how likely is it we'll need that? I mean, really. 1.4934 0.04616 229 143 59 27
580 Well, this really puts me between a rock and a hard place. Let's talk Monday. 1.4934 0.04490 229 140 65 24
581 I wouldn't be concerned with the 'Act of God' clause. Those are one-in-a-billion year events that never happen. 1.4934 0.04657 229 144 57 28
582 Well then, barring any unforeseens, welcome to Mesozoic, Inc. 1.4934 0.04858 229 149 47 33
583 So you say your greatest skill is evolving in changing environments? 1.4934 0.04447 229 139 67 23
584 And the second page is just a formality, it just waves all liabilities on our part in the unlikely event of an asteroid strike 1.4933 0.04965 225 148 43 34
585 Trust me, as long as dinosaurs walk the earth, you’ll be pulling in residuals. 1.4933 0.04548 225 138 63 24
586 You do know that this is a temporary position. 1.4933 0.04460 225 136 67 22
587 ....and that’s our final offer! 1.4933 0.04634 225 140 59 26
588 Your future is in fossil fuels. 1.4933 0.04578 223 137 62 24
589 Of course no one can predict when they might need insurance. 1.4933 0.04751 223 141 54 28
590 This policy doesn't cover mass extinction, but that's never going to happen. 1.4914 0.04530 232 144 62 26
591 And with this new policy update I think you'll be prepared for anything the universe can throw at you. 1.4914 0.04612 232 146 58 28
592 You'll enjoy it here, every day is different. 1.4914 0.04612 232 146 58 28
593 One word: Plastics. 1.4912 0.04504 228 140 64 24
594 A pandemic? That’s as remote as a meteor hitting the earth and destroying our civilization. 1.4912 0.04713 228 145 54 29
595 No, this life insurance policy doesn’t have any exclusions...why do you ask? 1.4912 0.04461 228 139 66 23
596 `` And this contract will provide you with a generous, guaranteed, life-time income.'' 1.4912 0.04504 228 140 64 24
597 No, it does not cover acts of god. 1.4912 0.04631 228 143 58 27
598 It’s an old painting called ‘2020’, pretty cool right? 1.4912 0.04661 226 142 57 27
599 I don’t believe the scientists either... 1.4912 0.04661 226 142 57 27
600 No, your policy doesn't cover that. Why do you ask? 1.4912 0.04619 226 141 59 26
601 Live for today!" that's my motto 1.4912 0.04401 226 136 69 21
602 Now, keep in mind, this position is only temporary. 1.4911 0.04474 224 136 66 22
603 I think your future here is looking bright, Gary. 1.4911 0.04606 224 139 60 25
604 They won't know what hit them! 1.4911 0.04518 224 137 64 23
605 I got to tell you Frank, you keeps producing these types of numbers this company going to explode! 1.4911 0.02757 224 155 48 21
606 a fireball comin at my head, that’s a good one ya almost had me turn around an look 1.4890 0.04518 227 140 63 24
607 The impact of this merger will blow you away. 1.4890 0.04518 227 140 63 24
608 Look. The only thing the policy doesn’t cover is Cretaceous-Tertiary extinction, but c’mon! 1.4890 0.04687 227 144 55 28
609 Yet another hoax by the dynocrats 1.4890 0.04851 227 148 47 32
610 Actually please add in the extinction clause. You know, just in case... 1.4890 0.04475 227 139 65 23
611 Deals like this only happen once in a million years!" 1.4890 0.04604 227 142 59 26
612 Congratulations on being our first ever Cash For Life lottery winner; Five hundred dollars a week for the rest of your life. 1.4890 0.04687 227 144 55 28
613 I love your script Al, but the ending needs a bigger surprise. 1.4889 0.04591 225 140 60 25
614 The real estate is a buyer’s market, you know, what with the apocalypse and everything 1.4889 0.04676 225 142 56 27
615 It's okay, this won't be my first existential crisis. 1.4889 0.04884 225 147 46 32
616 ...but what these so called “scientists” don’t mention is how many tiny meteoroids enter the atmosphere every single day. 1.4889 0.04634 225 141 58 26
617 I found your essay on how humans made themselves extinct utterly fascinating. What do you think that was like? 1.4888 0.04488 223 136 65 22
618 I know outside it looks like it's the end of the world, but here at Goldman Sachs, we know exactly how to make money from it. 1.4888 0.04708 223 141 55 27
619 I'm de-funding the Disaster Preparedness Commission. If we have one, we'll just blame our opponents and give reconstruction projects to our friends. 1.4888 0.04959 223 147 43 33
620 You and I are survivors, my friend. Always have been. Always will be. 1.4888 0.04751 223 142 53 28
621 Don’t worry about that. We’re too big to fail. 1.4888 0.04533 223 137 63 23
622 ...and get this, those same experts said we'd get hit by a meteor sometime this week. 1.4887 0.04608 221 137 60 24
623 As a life form, I still think we haven't peaked. 1.4887 0.04696 221 139 56 26
624 We're expecting a boom. 1.4887 0.04425 221 133 68 20
625 An employee like you is almost extinct. 1.4887 0.04563 221 136 62 23
626 Look at me as the window into your future.. 1.4879 0.04979 207 133 47 27
627 At last, pandemic is over 1.4879 0.04787 207 129 55 23
628 Now that the Mergers and Acquisitions people are on board, there's nothin that can stop us. 1.4865 0.04636 222 139 58 25
629 What can you tell me about Adam Smith’s theory of the invisible hand? 1.4864 0.04842 220 142 49 29
630 You’re perfectly positioned. The Market is getting ready to explode. 1.4864 0.04623 220 137 59 24
631 I hope you will accept the offer of a position in our firm. We think you have a long, bright future ahead of you. 1.4864 0.04393 220 132 69 19
632 Of course, we’d like to plan for that, but our board isn’t going to let us sacrifice quarterly profits on a hunch. 1.4864 0.04440 220 133 67 20
633 You’ve certainly got a bright future here. 1.4864 0.04532 220 135 63 22
634 Welp, looks like our time is up. 1.4864 0.04756 220 140 53 27
635 Extinction? Don't be ridiculous. It's just another flu. 1.4864 0.04623 220 137 59 24
636 Jeffery relax, today's meeting won't be the end of the world. 1.4864 0.04248 220 129 75 16
637 So congratulations, you start Monday morning, barring any unforeseen events. 1.4864 0.04532 220 135 63 22
638 I don’t know, I just have a feeling that something big is about to happen. 1.4864 0.04532 220 135 63 22
639 Yes, we cover extinction. 1.4864 0.04486 220 134 65 21
640 There are a lot of contingencies in this contract, but rarely does anything out of the ordinary happen around here. 1.4864 0.04486 220 134 65 21
641 No worries, in a few seconds we will be finished. 1.4864 0.04578 220 136 61 23
642 Your article on our impending extinction was well-written, but I just didn't connect with it. 1.4864 0.04667 220 138 57 25
643 And heavens forbid, if something were to happen to you, your loved ones will provided for. 1.4864 0.03498 220 140 63 17
644 Okay,so here's our evacuation plan: Everyone stand in the open and deny that it's coming,and it'll go away. 1.4864 0.05011 220 146 41 33
645 Extinction Insurance, that's a good one! 1.4864 0.04756 220 140 53 27
646 Totally, the NYC real estate market always comes back. 1.4862 0.04373 218 130 70 18
647 Thank you for your dedication to this company for the last 35 years. Enjoy your well-earned retirement. 1.4862 0.04744 218 138 54 26
648 Sign here. It is just the obligatory catastrophic event waiver. 1.4862 0.04919 218 142 46 30
649 There will be no one around to pay or collect, so, of course, we cover mass extinction. 1.4862 0.04562 218 134 62 22
650 We're looking for something high impact. 1.4862 0.04175 218 126 78 14
651 A world in which mammals evolve to be the dominant species? Honestly, don't you think that's a little too out there for the audience? 1.4862 0.04788 218 139 52 27
652 We're forecasting astronomical growth over the next epoch 1.4861 0.03041 216 148 48 20
653 I'm telling you, it's fake news. There is no meteor headed towards Earth. We are not going to die! 1.4861 0.04866 216 139 49 28
654 Just sign here. THIS is going to be the beginning of a new era! 1.4861 0.04593 216 133 61 22
655 Screw future generations. We’re gonna be rich! 1.4861 0.04866 216 139 49 28
656 Good. And where do you see yourself in five seconds? 1.4861 0.04777 216 137 53 26
657 This is my last and final offer. 1.4861 0.04686 216 135 57 24
658 Rocks falling from the sky? What’s next, talking mammals? 1.4861 0.04821 216 138 51 27
659 Congratulations on your retirement! 1.4861 0.04731 216 136 55 25
660 Oh, just sign! That would be a one in million year event. 1.4861 0.04821 216 138 51 27
661 And where do you see yourself in say 66 million years? 1.4861 0.04450 216 130 67 19
662 I'm telling you that in 60 million years, this day will still be talked about. 1.4861 0.04731 216 136 55 25
663 Don’t worry, that’s just my Zoom background. 1.4861 0.04686 216 135 57 24
664 My instincts tell me you are going to be with us until the end. 1.4861 0.04866 216 139 49 28
665 Why do you think it’s s temp job? 1.4861 0.04777 216 137 53 26
666 Natural selection is fake news, Herb.. 1.4861 0.04686 216 135 57 24
667 Maintain your eye contact! Rule number one of business. 1.4858 0.04534 212 131 60 21
668 Tell me about your experience with crisis management 1.4858 0.04509 212 128 65 19
669 Relax Carl! Getting fired is not the end of the world. 1.4837 0.04561 215 132 62 21
670 Sorry, but why did you say “Oh no, not again“? 1.4837 0.04971 215 141 44 30
671 The president's son-in-law is heading the asteroid response team, so we're not too worried about impacts. 1.4837 0.04971 215 141 44 30
672 Welcome to the Crisis Management team! 1.4836 0.04591 213 131 61 21
673 Oh don't worry, this is just a dream–you're naked at a job interview for crying out loud. 1.4836 0.04872 213 137 49 27
674 ‘Our vacation policy? Two weeks or the end of the world - whichever comes first.’ 1.4833 0.04942 209 135 47 27
675 And they say guys like us can't survive... 1.4833 0.04453 209 125 67 17
676 Of course, disaster could strike at any moment. 1.4833 0.04555 209 127 63 19
677 That's an odd request, but sure, you can add meteor coverage. 1.4833 0.04655 209 129 59 21
678 You're selling all your stocks? Do you know something I don't? 1.4833 0.04655 209 129 59 21
679 Tell me Rex, What are your long-term plans? 1.4833 0.04801 209 132 53 24
680 So tell me, where do you see yourself in five years? 1.4831 0.04687 207 128 58 21
681 I promise that you won’t find a better offer in this lifetime. 1.4831 0.03548 207 138 50 19
682 At this point we feel confident that the worst is behind us 1.4831 0.04786 207 130 54 23
683 Where do you see yourself in five seconds? 1.4831 0.04786 207 130 54 23
684 Congratulations Mr. Scales. Your family now has lifetime financial security. 1.4831 0.04737 207 129 56 22
685 This will only take a minute. 1.4831 0.04737 207 129 56 22
686 And in the unlikely event you and your family go extinct, we waive the deductible. 1.4831 0.04835 207 131 52 24
687 So your 401k took a hit. It’s not the end of the world. 1.4831 0.04586 207 126 62 19
688 Nothing to worry about. Your tests all came back negative.....; you should be around for many, many years. 1.4831 0.04835 207 131 52 24
689 It’s a transfer to Cleveland, not the end of the world. 1.4811 0.04750 212 134 54 24
690 So... what's on your Five Year Plan? 1.4811 0.04703 212 133 56 23
691 Barring some unforeseen circumstance, I have no reason to see why you can’t start immediately. 1.4811 0.04306 212 130 64 18
692 Thirty years from now, you’ll be happy you went with whole life. 1.4811 0.04797 212 135 52 25
693 Not to be dramatic, Sal, but it really does feel like the end of an era. 1.4811 0.04408 212 129 65 18
694 Congratulations, here's your asteroid policy. 1.4811 0.04750 212 134 54 24
695 Anyways she took us upstairs to the champagne room and she started giving Phil a lap dance and THEN like 8 more strippers came out of nowhere.... ummmm what are you staring at? 1.4811 0.05113 212 142 38 32
696 There's never been a better time to buy. 1.4810 0.04970 210 137 45 28
697 The flu kills more people every year! The FLU! 1.4810 0.04783 210 133 53 24
698 From where I’m sitting I would say that things can’t go anywhere but up for us. 1.4810 0.02997 210 145 46 19
699 Shareholders are happy with their returns and our profitability. What could go wrong? 1.4810 0.04783 210 133 53 24
700 So tell me about this 65 million year gap in employment 1.4810 0.04878 210 135 49 26
701 Great, so can you start on Monday? 1.4810 0.04437 210 136 51 23
702 Before you start we do need you to get tested for COVID-19 1.4810 0.04539 210 128 63 19
703 We're happy to bring you onto our team, we see nothing but a bright future together! 1.4810 0.03741 210 136 56 18
704 at least we finally learned to sit upright 1.4810 0.04638 210 130 59 21
705 And what exactly are your longterm goals? 1.4810 0.04736 210 132 55 23
706 I’ve been telling you, climate change is bullshit! 1.4810 0.04831 210 134 51 25
707 Don't worry, it's just a hoax. 1.4810 0.04878 210 135 49 26
708 The dialogue is strong, but the post-apocalyptic theme is just too unbelievable. 1.4810 0.04589 210 129 61 20
709 An 'Act of God' clause? Why, what have you heard? 1.4810 0.04281 210 123 73 14
710 Congratulations! We just approved your 30-year mortgage loan. 1.4810 0.04736 210 132 55 23
711 They can't make us take cover. It's a free country! 1.4810 0.04736 210 132 55 23
712 I mean, what could go wrong? 1.4810 0.04831 210 134 51 25
713 It’s well written, but the dystopian extinction event thriller is so last epoch. 1.4810 0.04638 210 130 59 21
714 So tell me where do you see yourself in 65 million years? 1.4810 0.04783 210 133 53 24
715 This new policy covers everything but being hit by a meteor 1.4810 0.04783 210 133 53 24
716 Fires, floods, hurricanes...our comprehensive policy covers everything short of total extinction. 1.4810 0.04687 210 131 57 22
717 Crocker, I'm just a fossil from a bygone era....all but extinct. What this company needs is a cold-blooded survivor like you! 1.4810 0.04687 210 131 57 22
718 Ed, the firm is delighted to offer you partnership ... 1.4810 0.02454 210 146 47 17
719 You see something I don't? 1.4810 0.04736 210 132 55 23
720 It's just a non-disclosure agreement, not the end of the world! 1.4810 0.04878 210 135 49 26
721 Why yes I can triple your life insurance policy, but may I ask you why? 1.4808 0.04570 208 127 62 19
722 We expect the future to be very bright. 1.4808 0.04720 208 130 56 22
723 Your Living Will is finally ready for signature." 1.4808 0.04467 208 125 66 17
724 You keep up the good work, and your future's looking bright with the firm. 1.4808 0.04960 208 135 46 27
725 An asteroid? Coming to Earth? LOL. What's next, your gonna tell me the Earth is round? 1.4808 0.04621 208 128 60 20
726 Sometimes I think that companies like ours are on the verge of extinction. 1.4808 0.04913 208 134 48 26
727 This time we are much better prepared 1.4789 0.04733 213 135 54 24
728 I know, Bob you believe in your Tarot readings but we can't just print "You are all gonna die" in our horoscope section. 1.4783 0.04834 207 132 51 24
729 Listen, you have to be adaptable if you want to survive. 1.4783 0.04834 207 132 51 24
730 Yes, our policy does cover damage due to natural disasters. Why do you ask? 1.4783 0.04736 207 130 55 22
731 Between you and me, New York City won’t know what hit ‘em! 1.4783 0.04834 207 132 51 24
732 That’s just my Zoom virtual background. 1.4783 0.04636 207 128 59 20
733 You won’t believe what they say killed the humans. 1.4783 0.04736 207 130 55 22
734 Hello-oh, I'm over here. 1.4783 0.04636 207 128 59 20
735 Sure, lunch tomorrow will be fine. 1.4783 0.02724 207 133 63 11
736 You've got health, hurricane, tornado, earthquake and fire. Everything you need. 1.4783 0.04834 207 132 51 24
737 Don't get so emotional with the termination letter. It's not the end of the world. 1.4783 0.04482 207 125 65 17
738 Great news - the cancer has cleared and you’re fit as a fiddle! 1.4780 0.04565 205 125 62 18
739 And here comes the good news 1.4780 0.04669 205 127 58 20
740 OK, Just sign here and we’re all done. 1.4780 0.04770 205 129 54 22
741 Trust me, Dino Industries is about to explode. 1.4780 0.04966 205 133 46 26
742 Yep, looks like this memo covers every possible scenario! 1.4780 0.03824 205 132 56 17
743 Great job calming down the shareholders today, Fred - crisis averted! 1.4780 0.04820 205 130 52 23
744 Nonsense. We’re too big to fail. 1.4780 0.04869 205 131 50 24
745 It's one bad performance review, not the end of the world! 1.4780 0.04966 205 133 46 26
746 You're going to love retirement. 1.4780 0.03137 205 137 52 16
747 The meteor thing is a hoax, can't let it slow down commerce can we? 1.4780 0.04820 205 130 52 23
748 Adapt or die. That's our motto. 1.4757 0.04652 206 128 58 20
749 We just don’t see a future for you here 1.4755 0.04837 204 130 51 23
750 To be honest, you’re coming across a little doom and gloomy 1.4755 0.04936 204 132 47 25
751 I'm telling you, Steve: nothing can stop this economy! 1.4755 0.04761 204 131 50 23
752 No, technically that’s a meteoroid. Once it enters the atmosphere it becomes a meteor. Honestly, my pedantry will be the death of me. 1.4755 0.04886 204 131 49 24
753 It's a scaly time. 1.4755 0.05358 204 141 29 34
754 Good News! I finally gave up cigarettes. 1.4755 0.04837 204 130 51 23
755 Tomorrow starts today 1.4755 0.05128 204 136 39 29
756 Yah see Larry , if you want to be sitting behind this desk one day, you’ve got to learn to pay attention to your surroundings. You were totally caught off guard in that meeting today.. 1.4755 0.04886 204 131 49 24
757 It’s been a fearful couple of months, but I think we can all agree the worst is behind us. 1.4755 0.04787 204 129 53 22
758 so where do you see yourself five seconds from now? 1.4755 0.04936 204 132 47 25
759 ‘What, do I have something on my face?’ 1.4755 0.04736 204 128 55 21
760 At Mesozoicorp our long term incentive plan is among the best in Pangea .... 1.4755 0.05174 204 137 37 30
761 We're looking for someone who can stay calm under pressure. 1.4755 0.04580 204 125 61 18
762 Great quarter! The worst is behind us. 1.4755 0.04787 204 129 53 22
763 short of a catastrophe, you are well on your way to an easy retirement 1.4755 0.04527 204 134 47 23
764 The beauty of it is you’re guaranteed an income for life! 1.4755 0.04936 204 132 47 25
765 So, what made you decide to accept the Number Two position? 1.4755 0.01831 204 146 42 16
766 Ignore it, it's fake news. 1.4755 0.05128 204 136 39 29
767 I don't see anything that could blow up this deal! Do you? 1.4755 0.04580 204 125 61 18
768 Impressive resume, Rex. So, where do you see yourself in five years? 1.4755 0.04419 204 122 67 15
769 Is this a temp position? Why do you ask?” 1.4755 0.04886 204 131 49 24
770 Yes it’s more expensive, but acts of God are covered. 1.4755 0.04886 204 131 49 24
771 So will it be term or whole life? 1.4755 0.04447 204 135 46 23
772 I wish I could do more, but it's a temporary position. 1.4755 0.04685 204 127 57 20
773 In 150 million years history will look back as today being a game changer! 1.4755 0.04736 204 128 55 21
774 If you sign right now I will throw in the extinction coverage for free. 1.4755 0.04392 204 124 64 16
775 This will be a day to remember! 1.4755 0.04837 204 130 51 23
776 'What makes you think that it's only a temporary position ?" 1.4755 0.04787 204 129 53 22
777 We really think this company is poised for long term growth. 1.4755 0.04474 204 123 65 16
778 We're the top of the food chain. What can possibly go wrong? 1.4755 0.04787 204 129 53 22
779 'I'm requesting a transfer to Fossil Fuels.' 1.4755 0.04886 204 131 49 24
780 If I'm lying, may an asteroid end the reign of the dinosaurs. 1.4755 0.04886 204 131 49 24
781 That’s awfully specific, but, yes, hypothetically it would qualify as an “act of God.” 1.4755 0.04837 204 130 51 23
782 There won't be another deal this good for the next 65 million years. 1.4755 0.04736 204 128 55 21
783 That was fake news that a meteor killed the dinosaurs 65 million years ago. 1.4755 0.04787 204 132 49 23
784 Look, the odds of an existential event are astro-nomical 1.4755 0.03607 204 136 50 18
785 This is a great policy, but it doesn't cover "Acts of God," of course. 1.4755 0.04984 204 133 45 26
786 Don't worry. This contract is good till the end of time. 1.4755 0.04886 204 131 49 24
787 You’ll see, this so-called meteor extinction event will be just another desperate hoax cooked up by the Dinocrats. 1.4752 0.04718 202 126 56 20
788 Oh THAT meteor? It’ll disappear, like a miracle! Also, you’re fired. 1.4752 0.04821 202 128 52 22
789 Now, now, Jerry, just sign the contract and we'll get this "Great Balls of Fire" of yours out there an vinyl. 1.4752 0.04612 202 124 60 18
790 Good news, your wife said you can keep the kids. 1.4752 0.04922 202 130 48 24
791 Our plan for world domination is working perfectly. What could go wrong? 1.4752 0.04504 202 122 64 16
792 The lawyers tell me it would take an act of God, like a meteor or something, to get you out of this contract. 1.4752 0.04821 202 128 52 22
793 And you know the secret of surviving a hundred and sixty million years, Rothark? Never look back. 1.4752 0.04718 202 126 56 20
794 Listen, Smedly. Dinosaurs have been here for MILLIONS of years! Get over your unhealthy fear of extinction! 1.4752 0.04718 202 126 56 20
795 If we took every warning seriously, then our descendants would be chickens. 1.4752 0.04872 202 129 50 23
796 Tell me about a time you had to deliver bad news to a manager. 1.4752 0.04972 202 131 46 25
797 You say you were a frogman in the navy? 1.4752 0.05021 202 132 44 26
798 Of course, the only thing permanent is change...... 1.4750 0.04908 200 128 49 23
799 Come on, we all know CoMet-19 is a hoax. 1.4750 0.04699 200 124 57 19
800 Looks like we're just about finished here. 1.4750 0.04831 200 129 48 23
801 Nothing short of a planetary disaster can stop us now 1.4750 0.04805 200 126 53 21
802 Not your best work -- but don't worry, it's not the end of the world. 1.4750 0.04536 200 121 63 16
803 Here's hoping that you can take us into the future 1.4750 0.04959 200 129 47 24
804 ‘So where do you see yourself in the next billion years?’ 1.4732 0.04965 205 134 45 26
805 You mentioned risk management in your resume, can you elaborate on that? 1.4732 0.04458 205 124 65 16
806 Why the long face? It's not the end of the world. 1.4732 0.04769 205 130 53 22
807 Please understand, this offer is available for a limited time only. 1.4732 0.04718 205 129 55 21
808 'This report needs to be sent by today so you will have to work overtime. You can totally take a day off tomorrow" 1.4729 0.05002 203 133 44 26
809 Of course I’m optimistic, they are blowing this whole astroid thing way out of proportion 1.4729 0.04596 203 130 52 21
810 We’re expecting a seismic shift in this market any day now 1.4729 0.04700 203 127 56 20
811 Tell me, how well do you do in high pressure situations? 1.4729 0.04854 203 130 50 23
812 Where do you see your career in five years' time? 1.4726 0.03634 201 135 48 18
813 Take some time to think about it. 1.4726 0.04786 201 127 53 21
814 Marv, there is such a thing as over insured. 1.4726 0.04681 201 125 57 19
815 Sure there's a giant asteroid headed for Earth. But it’s going to disappear. One day - it’s like a miracle - it will disappear. 1.4724 0.04977 199 129 46 24
816 Listen, Bill, YouTube is on to us... 1.4724 0.00504 199 140 49 10
817 And don't worry, even in the worst case scenario, we'll cover your payments for up to 6 months. 1.4724 0.04769 199 125 54 20
818 Well, your resume looks good, It says you have been destroying cities your whole life, you're hired. 1.4724 0.05028 199 130 44 25
819 Comets happen, of course. It's the extinction level part that's a hoax. Duh. 1.4724 0.04742 199 127 51 21
820 Trust me, you won't get a better deal in your life. 1.4724 0.04495 199 120 64 15
821 Be Zen, Murray, eternity is now. 1.4721 0.04639 197 121 59 17
822 I'm telling you Barry, our new deodorant line is really going to turn this company around. We'll call it EX-STINK! 1.4718 0.04411 195 133 39 23
823 This is your lucky day. 1.4718 0.04839 195 123 52 20
824 -These contracts keep getting meatier and meatier. -Did you say, “meteor”? 1.4716 0.05520 176 118 33 25
825 Look - it’s not the end of the world, okay? 1.4697 0.04839 198 126 51 21
826 Three words, Gary. Adapt or die.” 1.4694 0.04821 196 124 52 20
827 'We need a distraction to shift media focus...' 1.4691 0.04689 194 120 57 17
828 The Future is Bright 1.4691 0.05019 194 126 45 23
829 Today I finished paying my student loan and all my debts. I'm free! 1.4691 0.05072 194 127 43 24
830 Is that your last word? 1.4691 0.04857 194 123 51 20
831 You do know that it is going to cost you an arm and a leg to get rid of this “act of God” clause. 1.4691 0.04014 194 129 47 18
832 Your fear of extinction is just an another example of our reptilian brain's "fight or flight" response. 1.4691 0.04911 194 124 49 21
833 Ah Yes, but life will go on... 1.4691 0.04801 194 122 53 19
834 Barring any unforeseen events, we should be able to look forward to a long and... 1.4691 0.02495 194 133 48 13
835 Congratulations, Terry. Barring any unforeseen circumstances, welcome aboard! 1.4691 0.04745 194 121 55 18
836 Under the circumstances, we think a short term contract is best. 1.4691 0.04334 194 114 69 11
837 My wife is suing me for divorce!! How much more could this day possibly go wrong? 1.4691 0.04745 194 123 52 19
838 Yes, this policy covers meteors. Why do you ask? 1.4691 0.04911 194 124 49 21
839 Here's to our new beginnings. 1.4691 0.04689 194 120 57 17
840 And we took out the force majeure language as you requested! 1.4691 0.04965 194 125 47 22
841 C’mon, just sign it. It’s not the end of the world! 1.4691 0.04857 194 123 51 20
842 Would you say you're adaptable to change? 1.4689 0.05006 177 111 49 17
843 you're a terrific sci-fi writer Larry, I'm just not buying this ending-where cognitive bipeds inherit the Earth... 1.4678 0.05199 171 109 44 18
844 Of course I'm covered for extinction. Why do you ask? 1.4670 0.04748 197 124 54 19
845 If we gave you a loan to build this...bunker...what would it be used for? 1.4667 0.04727 195 122 55 18
846 Congratulations on your retirement! The place won’t be the same without you. 1.4667 0.04838 195 124 51 20
847 Sorry, I just don't see the need for insurance. 1.4667 0.04999 195 127 45 23
848 Sure Smith, mass extinction events dampen the markets for a while - but think of it long term. 1.4663 0.04647 193 119 58 16
849 ....and it has a lifetime guarantee! 1.4663 0.04929 193 124 48 21
850 You're getting a lifetime contract! 1.4663 0.04530 193 117 62 14
851 I think the public will love your takedown of those so-called scientists and their predictions of doom 1.4663 0.04984 193 125 46 22
852 It says here that you mentioned that you are able to see the future, can you expand on that 1.4660 0.04967 191 123 47 21
853 Look Bob, your resume is great. But I just don’t see a future here for you. 1.4660 0.04911 191 122 49 20
854 On a scale from 1 to 10, how optimistic are you? 1.4660 0.04798 191 120 53 18
855 I know that getting fired is tough, but you have your whole life in front of you. 1.4660 0.04967 191 123 47 21
856 I made sure to include the force majeure clause you wanted. 1.4660 0.04798 191 120 53 18
857 I find the mural adds a sense of urgency. 1.4660 0.04798 191 120 53 18
858 Now that Trump has drained the swamp and put us in charge,I can't imagine anything going wrong. 1.4660 0.05184 191 127 39 25
859 Finally, everything is going our way. 1.4660 0.04622 191 117 59 15
860 Congratulations on your stellar 40 years! What do you plan to do in retirement? 1.4660 0.04740 191 119 55 17
861 Hazard pay? 1.4660 0.04681 191 123 49 19
862 I’m not sure I see myself here long-term. 1.4656 0.04892 189 120 50 19
863 And you’ll be fully covered, unless of course, a meteor wipes out the planet. 1.4656 0.05226 189 126 38 25
864 We know things look bad, but here’s your $1,200 check. 1.4656 0.05117 189 124 42 23
865 As your financial planner, I think it’s a great time to invest in the future. There’s this great new company called ‘Apple’. I really have a good feeling about this one. 1.4656 0.05171 189 125 40 24
866 Yes, your policy covers a natural disaster. Why? 1.4656 0.04716 189 117 56 16
867 When it gets a little warmer, it miraculously goes away. We have it totally under control. 1.4656 0.04949 189 121 48 20
868 2020 will be our best year yet 1.4652 0.05158 187 123 41 23
869 Now Henry, the meteor's just leftist propaganda. There could not be a better time to insure your canines. 1.4652 0.04871 187 118 51 18
870 Listen, restarting the economy is far more important than these wild and unfounded rumors of impending doom. 1.4652 0.04206 187 125 44 18
871 ' 'Duck?!'...You're making me hungry. 1.4652 0.04871 187 118 51 18
872 This is only a temporary lay-off. It's not like it's the end of the world. 1.4652 0.04503 187 112 63 12
873 Why yes, I am nearing retirement! 1.4652 0.04691 187 115 57 15
874 I have built the greatest economy in the history of the world! 1.4652 0.05045 187 121 45 21
875 You've probably seen this coming; you get killed off in the next episode. 1.4652 0.05045 187 121 45 21
876 You think this is a disaster? Try fast forwarding 66 million years! 1.4652 0.05158 187 123 41 23
877 The way things are right now, I'd think about going into petroleum. 1.4652 0.04691 187 115 57 15
878 Well, I think that's it for now. 1.4652 0.04691 187 115 57 15
879 Your life insurance policy will take effect as soon as you sign. 1.4652 0.05045 187 121 45 21
880 "Careful? Hell yeah. 100 million years without an accident." 1.4652 0.05158 187 123 41 23
881 It’s a hoax. I’m a very stable genius, trust me, it’ll be gone like a miracle. 1.4652 0.05429 187 128 31 28
882 I'm finally giving you your dream job. Congratulations! You start tomorrow. 1.4639 0.05122 194 129 40 25
883 Tomorrow we nationalize health care. 1.4639 0.04964 194 126 46 22
884 You know...that would actually be covered by our insurance policy. Just sign at the bottom. 1.4639 0.05070 194 128 42 24
885 You say here you work well under pressure 1.4632 0.04638 190 117 58 15
886 The best part of the policy is that whatever happens to you your loved ones are fully protected. 1.4632 0.04929 190 122 48 20
887 Don't worry I heard Trump Rex, he said meteorites are fake news ! 1.4628 0.04967 188 121 47 20
888 Don't worry - there's as much chance of the landlord enforcing the lease as a meteorite making me extinct. 1.4628 0.04611 188 115 59 14
889 So we feel very strongly- that baring any last minute complications- we are winning in 2020. 1.4628 0.04549 188 124 45 19
890 Great. Sign here and I think we're done. 1.4628 0.04792 188 118 53 17
891 Hold that thought. 1.4628 0.04967 188 121 47 20
892 ....everything except an act of God. 1.4628 0.05080 188 123 43 22
893 Oh, that. Don't worry yourself. That happened eons ago. Like other stars, you're only seeing it now. 1.4628 0.04733 188 117 55 16
894 We’re continuing to evolve and there’s no reason to believe that Mesozoic Industries won’t last another 180 million years 1.4628 0.05080 188 123 43 22
895 Our new life insurance policy will cover your family for another 65 million years. 1.4628 0.05136 188 124 41 23
896 You on the other hand have a bright future in front of you 1.4624 0.04518 186 112 62 12
897 Explain to me again the concept of a Black Swan Event. 1.4624 0.04829 186 117 52 17
898 When you address the reporters, tell them everything is under control. 1.4624 0.05006 186 120 46 20
899 TGIF, am I right? 1.4624 0.04829 186 117 52 17
900 No, it doesn't cover mass extinction. Why do you ask? 1.4624 0.04948 186 119 48 19
901 I don't expect anything to change in the foreseeable future. 1.4624 0.05064 186 121 44 21
902 Comet! Vomit! Fake news, I say. 1.4624 0.05121 186 122 42 22
903 Look at the bright side. What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger. 1.4624 0.04829 186 117 52 17
904 No, why? 1.4624 0.05121 186 122 42 22
905 It's a dinosaur's world Jeff! You crocs will never survive with that attitude! 1.4620 0.04866 184 116 51 17
906 Why so sudden? 1.4620 0.04551 184 116 53 15
907 And your premium policy covers everything including mass extinction 1.4620 0.05162 184 121 41 22
908 I am pleased to report that the Home Office has approved your life insurance policy. 1.4620 0.04282 184 122 45 17
909 No worries. Your life insurance policy goes into effect today--there's nothing like being prepared for the unforeseen! 1.4620 0.04316 184 125 40 19
910 How are you with deadlines 1.4615 0.04842 182 114 52 16
911 I see you are here to talk about reptile dysfunction? 1.4615 0.05377 182 123 34 25
912 Two words: fossil fuels. 1.4615 0.05263 182 121 38 23
913 I say go for it... I mean, what could possibly happen? 1.4615 0.04779 182 113 54 15
914 Well—-this will conclude the exit interview 1.4615 0.04904 182 115 50 17
915 So tell me about your long-term goals. 1.4615 0.05087 182 118 44 20
916 Thank God, that Covid-19 stuff is over, certainly didn't see THAT coming! 1.4615 0.05205 182 120 40 22
917 Meteors? Fake news 1.4615 0.05146 182 119 42 21
918 Opportunities like this won’t come around for another 65 million years. 1.4615 0.04904 182 115 50 17
919 We absolutely prepared! Are you kidding? We're prepared like nobody's ever seen. Honestly? I give our preparing an A+. 1.4615 0.05205 182 120 40 22
920 It’s great to be back at the office. I think we’re positioned well for the new normal. 1.4615 0.04842 182 114 52 16
921 This new contract will save the company from extinction! 1.4615 0.05146 182 119 42 21
922 You are going to dino-soar through the ranks of this company! 1.4615 0.05263 182 121 38 23
923 We hear promising things about oil futures. 1.4599 0.04869 187 119 50 18
924 The test results will be available in 24 hours. 1.4590 0.04631 183 112 58 13
925 It was at that moment Carl realized he’d never enjoy the Bagel Friday Gene was so excitedly describing. 1.4590 0.05297 183 123 36 24
926 Go Ahead and sign Frank, What's the worst that could happen? 1.4590 0.04884 183 116 50 17
927 Well, time is of the essence. 1.4590 0.04566 183 111 60 12
928 So, I finally started taking turmeric. 1.4590 0.05297 183 123 36 24
929 Now that things are re-opening, where do you want to go for lunch? 1.4590 0.04884 183 116 50 17
930 Climate change and meteors...all fake news! 1.4590 0.05182 183 121 40 22
931 I have a feeling that life, as we have known it, is changing. 1.4590 0.04822 183 115 52 16
932 Just so long as you understand that the job is only temporary. 1.4590 0.04759 183 114 54 15
933 I present you with this once-in-a-lifetime offer. 1.4590 0.05065 183 119 44 20
934 Do I think all dinosaurs could go extinct? Sure... when rocks fly! 1.4590 0.05182 183 121 40 22
935 Our benefits package includes health insurance, dental insurance, and 5 minutes of term life insurance 1.4590 0.05005 183 118 46 19
936 I tell you Rex, since our arms evolved to scratch our backs i feel nothing will stop us! 1.4586 0.04666 181 111 57 13
937 The future is now. 1.4586 0.05283 181 121 37 23
938 So I said, “Don’t worry, Mister Sky is Falling, it would take an act of God to squelch this deal.” 1.4586 0.05106 181 118 43 20
939 It’s a limited time offer 1.4581 0.05024 179 115 46 18
940 It’s never too late to add meteor coverage, Bob. 1.4581 0.05208 179 118 40 21
941 One more signature and we're finished here. 1.4581 0.04898 179 113 50 16
942 Hey, what’s the WORST thing that could happen?! 1.4581 0.04833 179 117 44 18
943 Take all the time you need. 1.4581 0.05087 179 116 44 19
944 The DOW is at 30,000! 1.4560 0.04902 182 116 49 17
945 We're optimistic about our investment in fossil fuels. 1.4560 0.05084 182 119 43 20
946 I'm sorry -- we're really looking for someone who's in it for the long term... 1.4560 0.05024 182 118 45 19
947 ...and then she said, 'I'd divorce you, but the world is ending tomorrow.' I told her, 'That's fine Linda, but don't be surprised if the locks are changed when you come out of that bunker.' 1.4556 0.04941 180 115 48 17
948 Let me get back to you next week 1.4556 0.04682 180 111 56 13
949 During her annual review in which she discovered she would receive less of an increase than her male counterparts, Melinda imagined a world in which all male bosses are extinct. 1.4556 0.05065 180 117 44 19
950 Now this is our best policy. It even covers extinction. 1.4556 0.05003 180 116 46 18
951 One day son, this will all be your's 1.4556 0.04909 180 117 45 18
952 The day upper management agrees to that is the day a meteor hits. 1.4551 0.05168 178 117 41 20
953 So, where do you see yourself in 5 years time? 1.4551 0.05168 178 117 41 20
954 Frank’s painting behind his desk teetered on macabre and often left his clients feeling unsettled. 1.4551 0.05229 178 118 39 21
955 You look serious. Is something on your mind? 1.4551 0.04183 178 115 50 13
956 Does it feel hot to you? 1.4551 0.04851 178 112 51 15
957 It’s ok - the world won’t end just because we lost the Robertson account... 1.4551 0.04718 178 110 55 13
958 I’m sorry but what we’re really looking for is something that will be more of a disrupter 1.4551 0.04851 178 112 51 15
959 It's a long-term plan. I see no future impediments. 1.4551 0.04718 178 110 55 13
960 Congratulations! Your house if finally paid off. 1.4551 0.04980 178 114 47 17
961 It has a lifetime guarantee. 1.4551 0.04980 178 114 47 17
962 So you want to cancel your life insurance? 1.4551 0.05043 178 115 45 18
963 Please understand that all our positions are strictly temporary. 1.4551 0.05043 178 115 45 18
964 I predict a very bright future for you here Frodo! 1.4551 0.04916 178 113 49 16
965 I see you’ve got fire in your eyes ... you’re hired! 1.4551 0.04916 178 113 49 16
966 Imminent climate change? That's just a hoax started by the Dinocratic Party. 1.4551 0.05229 178 118 39 21
967 Can you believe the idiots spreading that fake news about a killer asteroid? 1.4551 0.04916 178 116 45 17
968 What makes you think you don’t a future here? 1.4551 0.05106 178 116 43 19
969 No need to be so cold blooded, its not the like it's the end of the world. 1.4551 0.04369 178 115 49 14
970 We’ve decided to give you that promotion, finally! 1.4551 0.05168 178 117 41 20
971 Invest in dinosaur eggs....it couldn't be safer." 1.4545 0.04956 176 112 48 16
972 Yeah, I agree with the President; its a hoax 1.4545 0.04823 176 110 52 14
973 If you’re looking for job security, we’re what they call “too big to fail.” 1.4545 0.05021 176 113 46 17
974 Now it's not the end the world if you don't sign today... 1.4545 0.05021 176 113 46 17
975 We're very confident that your 401K will provide for your lifetime 1.4540 0.05318 174 116 37 21
976 That’s what’s great about us, we’re too big to fail. 1.4540 0.05502 174 119 31 24
977 See, it's all about perspective. You see apocalypse, I see government bailout 1.4540 0.04792 174 108 53 13
978 The only other candidates are mammals. I know I'm not supposed to say this but I doubt you'll have much competition. 1.4540 0.04996 174 111 47 16
979 😢You understand it’s a temporary position. 1.4540 0.05192 174 114 41 19
980 Everyone is blowing this meteor way out of proportion. It’s not like it’s going to cause an ice age.” 1.4540 0.04929 174 118 38 18
981 Describe a time when things didn't go as planned. 1.4540 0.05127 174 113 43 18
982 It's a Democrat hoax. 1.4540 0.05502 174 119 31 24
983 So tell me, why are you so concerned about the future of our company? 1.4540 0.05127 174 113 43 18
984 I think you'll agree - an offer this lucrative won't be around until the Cretaceous period. 1.4540 0.04827 174 116 40 18
985 These results aren’t great, but it’s not the end of the world. 1.4540 0.05255 174 115 39 20
986 We're only looking for long-term committments, ok? 1.4540 0.04687 174 109 52 13
987 Don’t worry, Leonard, diversification all but eliminates the risk factor from our long-term growth fund. 1.4540 0.05159 174 116 38 20
988 I would like to present you with a lifetime achievement award. 1.4540 0.04929 174 110 49 15
989 ...with the usual exclusion for natural disasters. 1.4540 0.05062 174 112 45 17
990 "Death and taxes, Harry, death and taxes..." 1.4540 0.04996 174 111 47 16
991 and where do you see yourself five epochs from now? 1.4540 0.04792 174 108 53 13
992 I love your final draft of the impact statement. 1.4540 0.05127 174 113 43 18
993 It’s a once in a lifetime offer and I don’t see why you are hesitating. 1.4540 0.04996 174 111 47 16
994 Can you start, like, really soon? 1.4540 0.04652 174 106 57 11
995 Cheer up! It's not like it's the end of the world. 1.4540 0.05127 174 113 43 18
996 Let's talk about where you see yourself in five years 1.4530 0.04696 181 120 43 18
997 Don't worry, our lawyers have drawn up this contract to take every possible contingency into account. 1.4530 0.04982 181 117 46 18
998 Let’s say a meteor was hurtling toward earth, potentially ending life as we know it. How would you handle that? 1.4525 0.04959 179 115 47 17
999 I'm sorry to ruin your day, but you're fired, effective immediately. 1.4520 0.05157 177 119 37 21
1000 we're all going to have to adjust to a new normal 1.4514 0.04840 175 110 51 14
1001 I’m glad you caught that error, Jerry. It could have been the end of the world. 1.4514 0.04874 175 118 38 19
1002 I can’t help but notice that you seem a little distracted 1.4514 0.04632 175 107 57 11
1003 Anyway, happy new year. I have a good feeling about 2020. 1.4514 0.05104 175 114 43 18
1004 Things have gone pretty well since they started draining the swamp! 1.4514 0.04703 175 108 55 12
1005 Thanks John, oh, and one last thing. 1.4514 0.05104 175 114 43 18
1006 That'll never happen." 1.4514 0.04597 175 114 46 15
1007 All this crazy panic over Comet 19! 1.4514 0.05040 175 113 45 17
1008 Just sign here, and it will be over in a flash. 1.4514 0.05231 175 116 39 20
1009 So, barring any unforeseen cataclysmic event, we can get you started on that account Monday morning. 1.4514 0.04908 175 111 49 15
1010 We're still gonna need you to come in Sunday. 1.4514 0.04908 175 111 49 15
1011 Our business is ready to explode... 1.4514 0.05168 175 115 41 19
1012 We were put here to dominate the earth. Am I right Bob? 1.4514 0.04772 175 109 53 13
1013 Stop worrying Mike, you can't believe everything you read on the internet." 1.4514 0.05168 175 115 41 19
1014 Your career is about to explode!” 1.4514 0.05168 175 115 41 19
1015 You would tell me if I had anything to worry about right? 1.4509 0.04947 173 110 48 15
1016 So, you didn’t get the job, but that doesn’t mean the world is ending. 1.4509 0.05015 173 111 46 16
1017 So, you're sure you don't want to go ahead and get the lifetime warranty? 1.4509 0.05212 173 114 40 19
1018 Well, I'm calling it the Big Bang. 1.4509 0.04484 173 111 49 13
1019 "All the models are predicting great economic growth next year" 1.4509 0.05147 173 113 42 18
1020 Sign here and your future is assured. 1.4509 0.05212 173 114 40 19
1021 Why yes, it is an original Banksy. 1.4509 0.05147 173 113 42 18
1022 I'm telling you, now is the time to invest in the fossil fuels market. 1.4509 0.05147 173 113 42 18
1023 Yeah. You're not covered for fireballs, but what are the chances? 1.4509 0.04558 173 117 39 17
1024 Sign here, and all your problems will become extinct. 1.4509 0.04370 173 117 40 16
1025 Would you like to add the lifetime warranty? 1.4503 0.04988 171 109 47 15
1026 And how are you with extremely tight deadlines? 1.4503 0.04777 171 111 45 15
1027 Of course, past performance does not necessarily predict future returns 1.4503 0.04919 171 108 49 14
1028 There will be significant downsizing very soon... 1.4503 0.04919 171 108 49 14
1029 I'm excited, sir, about becoming a part of the fossil fuel industry. 1.4503 0.05057 171 110 45 16
1030 Welcome to the team, Hank. This is going to be a dynamite year! 1.4503 0.05124 171 111 43 17
1031 You know what they say about death and taxes. 1.4503 0.05191 171 112 41 18
1032 Ha ha. Fat chance of that ever happening. 1.4503 0.05057 171 110 45 16
1033 Your career is about to blow up. 1.4503 0.05057 171 110 45 16
1034 So Joe...How do you feel about deadlines? 1.4503 0.04593 171 111 46 14
1035 Fireballs from space” are just another desperate Democrate hoax 1.4497 0.05302 169 112 38 19
1036 Explain to me this petroleum idea again. 1.4497 0.05099 169 109 44 16
1037 I made a few budget cuts in our space defense program that’ll save us billions. 1.4489 0.05208 176 117 39 20
1038 I know its a short term gig, but I promise you will be really hot. 1.4477 0.04966 172 110 47 15
1039 I'm sorry but we just don't see you here long-term... 1.4477 0.04756 172 107 53 12
1040 Humans, in lots of little tanks and planes, attacking Tokyo. And a Smog Monster. I like it. When can I see the script? 1.4477 0.05167 172 113 41 18
1041 Looking at your resume, under "Special Skills" you answered, "Stopping meteors," correct? 1.4477 0.04684 172 121 31 20
1042 So you see your future in oil and gas 1.4477 0.05486 172 118 31 23
1043 We’ve been looking for a fireball like you for a long time. 1.4471 0.05278 170 113 38 19
1044 Unfortunately mass extinction is not covered in our insurance plan. But we have dental! 1.4471 0.03492 170 118 39 13
1045 we're almost finished 1.4471 0.05211 170 112 40 18
1046 The policy has the standard exclusion for ‘acts of god’. 1.4471 0.04937 170 108 48 14
1047 So tell me your view on where the markets will be by year-end 1.4471 0.04794 170 106 52 12
1048 I hope our Q3 earnings don’t crater. 1.4471 0.04794 170 116 36 18
1049 Well, where do you see yourself in 10 years? 1.4471 0.04866 170 107 50 13
1050 It’s all a liberal hoax. 1.4471 0.05278 170 113 38 19
1051 Yes, our healthcare benefit covers extinction-related illnesses and injuries. Why do you ask? 1.4471 0.05278 170 113 38 19
1052 So barring any unforeseen circumstances.... 1.4471 0.04794 170 106 52 12
1053 The president said it is press hysteria! it's just a shooting star! 1.4471 0.04646 170 114 40 16
1054 Oh, don’t worry. Clorox protects against everything! 1.4471 0.04866 170 112 42 16
1055 Of course it's HURRICANE GLASS! Why do you ask? 1.4471 0.05007 170 109 46 15
1056 C'mon, take the deal. What's the worst that could happen? 1.4471 0.04296 170 112 45 13
1057 Maybe it will miraculously go away by April! 1.4471 0.05144 170 111 42 17
1058 When the apocolypse comes there will be no warning. 1.4471 0.04336 170 115 40 15
1059 My horoscope states that the future is bright. 1.4471 0.04088 170 117 38 15
1060 What do you mean, “It’s a bird, it’s a plane ... oh damn?” 1.4471 0.05278 170 113 38 19
1061 Asteroids? You're covered. 1.4471 0.04937 170 108 48 14
1062 It's only a short-term position. 1.4471 0.04937 170 108 48 14
1063 Just sign on the dotted line before our hot lunch arrives. 1.4471 0.05535 170 117 30 23
1064 So after Trump drained the swamp we made a comeback. Can't wait to see what he does next. 1.4471 0.04721 170 105 54 11
1065 We've been dominant for 175 million years. What could go wrong? 1.4468 0.05643 141 92 35 14
1066 Can you describe a time when you had to work under pressure? 1.4464 0.05256 168 111 39 18
1067 I’m sorry. We can’t hire you because you have an attitude of impending doom. 1.4464 0.05324 168 112 37 19
1068 I’ll still need those quarterly reports by the end of day. 1.4464 0.03847 168 113 43 12
1069 I understand that we only have ten seconds to live, but you’re still going to need 12 years of experience to apply. 1.4464 0.05049 168 108 45 15
1070 Let's talk end of life plans. 1.4464 0.05324 168 112 37 19
1071 I'm pretty sure that's always been there. 1.4464 0.05188 168 110 41 17
1072 Asteroid warnings are just another partisan hoax 1.4464 0.05324 168 112 37 19
1073 And it pays double for accidental death. 1.4464 0.05049 168 108 45 15
1074 We have a great retirement plan. 1.4464 0.05119 168 109 43 16
1075 Not to worry, we're too big to fail. 1.4464 0.05119 168 109 43 16
1076 Well, none of us has a crystal ball, but be assured this policy will protect you the rest of your life. 1.4464 0.05119 168 109 43 16
1077 Climate change is a hoax. 1.4464 0.04978 168 107 47 14
1078 Your tears aren't going to work this time. 1.4464 0.05256 168 111 39 18
1079 So — tell me about a time you adapted to a new environment. 1.4464 0.05049 168 108 45 15
1080 You're never going to get a lower interest rate than right now 1.4464 0.04906 168 106 49 13
1081 They said, "climate change" and I just laughed in their faces. 1.4464 0.05084 168 111 40 17
1082 Are you sure you want the asteroid clause? 1.4464 0.05324 168 112 37 19
1083 It's time to invest. All the predictions look good. 1.4464 0.05049 168 108 45 15
1084 And lastly, a copy of our assurance that we have prepared our offices against all foreseeable harmful exposures. 1.4458 0.05163 166 108 42 16
1085 It's been a while crocodile 1.4458 0.02770 166 117 38 11
1086 Jeez Susan, anyone ever said you should smile more? 1.4458 0.05092 166 107 44 15
1087 We’ve already had forest fires, a health pandemic and locusts. What could possibly go wrong? 1.4458 0.05092 166 107 44 15
1088 So, you start Monday...unless there’re any hiccups. 1.4458 0.05092 166 107 44 15
1089 And if this job isn’t the best fit for you let God strike me down right where I sit! 1.4458 0.05303 166 110 38 18
1090 ' Isn't it really hot today? I bet it will be raining fire outside.' 1.4458 0.05571 166 114 30 22
1091 We don't cover natural disasters, but what's the worst that could happen? 1.4458 0.05303 166 110 38 18
1092 This is going to be the be-all and end-all 1.4458 0.04273 166 109 45 12
1093 It feels good to finally be back in the office 1.4458 0.05020 166 106 46 14
1094 Congratulations, your loan application was approved! 1.4458 0.05020 166 106 46 14
1095 we find it hard to believe you'll find a better offer in this climate 1.4458 0.04720 166 107 46 13
1096 I’m telling you Jerry, by April, you know, in theory, when it gets a little warmer, it’ll miraculously go away. You’ve got nothing to worry about. 1.4458 0.05303 166 110 38 18
1097 The interviewers loved you and said you have great experience, but unfortunately we’re no longer hiring monsters to destroy the city. 1.4458 0.05371 166 111 36 19
1098 Listen Doug, we love your script and all but really? They all die at the end? By a meteor!? What do you think this is, 2020!? 1.4458 0.05303 166 110 38 18
1099 The scientists are still predicting a meteor will be our demise, Ha that will be the day 1.4458 0.05163 166 108 42 16
1100 It's going to disappear. One day, it's like a miracle--it will disappear. 1.4458 0.05636 166 115 28 23
1101 OK, The swamp is officially drained, mother earth is now safe. 1.4458 0.05303 166 110 38 18
1102 What makes you say now is a good time to finally tell me what you really think of this place? 1.4458 0.05163 166 108 42 16
1103 When you think about it, all we have is our future. 1.4458 0.04872 166 104 50 12
1104 I'm telling you, the numbers could not be better! We're on fire this year!! 1.4458 0.05092 166 107 44 15
1105 We have it totally under control. It's just one, coming in from China. 1.4458 0.04796 166 113 36 17
1106 Be happy to get this buyout package before the whole company craters 1.4458 0.05092 166 107 44 15
1107 I’ve been going over the Actuary Tables Chet!,” I don’t think you have to worry’. “ There shouldn’t be another ice age for another 3000 years 1.4458 0.04602 166 108 45 13
1108 This deal ushers in a new era. 1.4458 0.05233 166 109 40 17
1109 You won't find any insurer who covers asteroid strikes. Why? 1.4458 0.04872 166 104 50 12
1110 Barring the entire genome being wiped out by a meteor, you are a shoo-in for the CEO job! 1.4458 0.03419 166 115 39 12
1111 This merger guarantees we're the dominant players, no matter what happens in the future. 1.4458 0.05163 166 108 42 16
1112 All this talk about meteors, Dr. Fauci, is hurting my numbers. 1.4458 0.04946 166 105 48 13
1113 I don’t see what could go wrong. 1.4458 0.05163 166 108 42 16
1114 Would you like to hear about the lifetime warranty? 1.4458 0.04872 166 104 50 12
1115 I understand your concern with our numbers Jeff, but in this economy, the only way we're overleveraged is if everyone were to suddenly go extinct 1.4458 0.05371 166 111 36 19
1116 Our long term sustainability plan is finally finished. 1.4458 0.05163 166 108 42 16
1117 Why yes - Life insurance is one of the benefits! 1.4458 0.04946 166 105 48 13
1118 20,000,020 bc is going to be our year 1.4458 0.05163 166 108 42 16
1119 Of course, past performance is no guarantee of future gains... 1.4458 0.05233 166 109 40 17
1120 Part of this interview is to see how well you react to an impending crisis. 1.4458 0.05092 166 107 44 15
1121 So we both forgot to put on clothes today? It's not the end of the world. 1.4458 0.05571 166 114 30 22
1122 welcome to the company I see a bright and successful future for you. 1.4458 0.03365 166 112 44 10
1123 Don't worry, that's just my Zoom background image. 1.4458 0.05371 166 111 36 19
1124 An asteroid that can wipe out our species from this planet! Nah, it's just the fake news! 1.4458 0.05303 166 110 38 18
1125 In which museum you see yourself in 1 million years? 1.4458 0.05163 166 108 42 16
1126 Great, you start tomorrow. 1.4458 0.05163 166 108 42 16
1127 You've got to relax. Long-term, the market always goes up 1.4458 0.04946 166 105 48 13
1128 It's my final offer.' 1.4458 0.05303 166 110 38 18
1129 The way things are going, the probability of you catching any virus is as likely as me getting hit by a meteor 1.4451 0.05556 164 112 31 21
1130 Do you really think you need the meteor rider ? 1.4451 0.04988 164 104 47 13
1131 Dude? Are you kidding me? You want to short 4 billion shares of Amazon with redemption due in 3 seconds? 1.4451 0.05279 164 108 39 17
1132 I understand your study suggest this asteroid will be huge, but let's wait after the election to break the news. Two days won't make a difference 1.4451 0.05336 173 117 35 21
1133 The policy covers tornados, floods, all other acts of nature, except...heh, heh...a meteor strike. 1.4451 0.05209 173 115 39 19
1134 So she left you for a brontosaurus, it's not like it's the end of the world! 1.4451 0.05399 173 118 33 22
1135 Better decide fast or this offer will be ancient history. 1.4451 0.05209 173 115 39 19
1136 Your retirement portfolio should keep you comfortable the rest of your life. 1.4451 0.05011 173 112 45 16
1137 No, this policy does not cover meteor apocalypses...why do you ask? 1.4451 0.04875 173 110 49 14
1138 Where do you see yourself in five years time? 1.4444 0.04844 171 108 50 13
1139 It’s ok Ted, in a few seconds you will also be ‘fired’ 1.4438 0.05398 169 117 30 22
1140 Timing the reopening was key. 1.4438 0.05095 169 110 43 16
1141 We're big believers in the potential of fossil fuels. 1.4438 0.04700 169 107 50 12
1142 Our high deductible plan should be fine, barring anything truly catastrophic. 1.4438 0.05026 169 109 45 15
1143 The only way I can see 2020 getting any worse is if a meteor were to hit us, right here right now. 1.4438 0.05026 169 111 42 16
1144 Relax! Our species is immune to a new virus. 1.4438 0.05232 169 112 39 18
1145 As you can see, we pride ourselves on leaving nothing to chance. 1.4431 0.05209 167 110 40 17
1146 We'll be sorry to lose you. It feels like the end of an era. 1.4431 0.05345 167 112 36 19
1147 I am sorry but it’s just funny how your story ends with a meteor killing us all 1.4425 0.04462 174 118 40 16
1148 An entire plot based on a planet-destroying asteroid? C'mon - get real. 1.4424 0.05183 165 108 41 16
1149 It's the best time to buy life insurance 1.4417 0.05007 163 104 46 13
1150 Look at me when I'm talking to you. 1.4417 0.05229 163 107 40 16
1151 This is my final offer. It's now or never 1.4417 0.04931 163 103 48 12
1152 I'm taking hydroxychloroquine to prevent the asteroid. 1.4417 0.05713 163 114 26 23
1153 My guy says we should short everything except fossil fuels. 1.4417 0.05229 163 107 40 16
1154 Well unfortunately we are all getting fired. 1.4417 0.04316 163 112 35 15
1155 Your resume looks good. Tell me about your problem solving skills. 1.4417 0.05082 163 105 44 14
1156 I guarantee you Max, this one's gonna be a big, big hit. 1.4417 0.04853 163 102 50 11
1157 I have decided to take early retirement and I am making you the new CEO. 1.4417 0.04695 163 110 38 15
1158 What do you mean that you see your future in oil? 1.4417 0.05156 163 106 42 15
1159 This contract remains in effect until there’s a reptile dysfunction. 1.4417 0.05007 163 104 46 13
1160 Under skills you have "resiliency". Can you expand on that? 1.4417 0.05301 163 108 38 17
1161 Haha, nice one Al, or should I call you chicken little. 1.4417 0.05082 163 105 44 14
1162 Hey look, you finally acquired enough air miles for your Mexico trip! 1.4417 0.05511 163 111 32 20
1163 Say Bill, I haven’t seen that face for at least 60 million years. 1.4417 0.02552 163 117 35 11
1164 I’ve been sleeping with your wife 1.4417 0.05579 163 112 30 21
1165 It's just a mammalian hoax. 1.4417 0.05007 163 104 46 13
1166 And in case of death, this insurance policy pays your loan in full. 1.4417 0.04853 163 109 40 14
1167 So what are your plans on how you'll evolve during the next mass extinction? 1.4417 0.04931 163 103 48 12
1168 Nice try Mr. Anderson, but an 'asteroid' won't excuse you from deferring your payment! 1.4410 0.05275 161 106 39 16
1169 I'm glad you finally decided to retire. Go enjoy the time you have left with your family. 1.4410 0.05201 161 105 41 15
1170 Our projections show that Stegosauruses will be the real winners of this asteroid crisis 1.4410 0.00623 161 123 36 2
1171 Trust me, I've got eyes in the back of my head. 1.4410 0.05492 161 109 33 19
1172 Winter will be here before we know it. 1.4410 0.05201 161 105 41 15
1173 Don’t worry you are completely covered for everything except climate change. 1.4410 0.05421 161 108 35 18
1174 No worry. It's only my Zoom virtual backgrou. 1.4410 0.05126 161 104 43 14
1175 Phase two of reopening starts today. 1.4403 0.05323 159 105 38 16
1176 Actually, this is the best time in an epoch to get into mammals. 1.4403 0.05171 159 103 42 14
1177 This is just a disciplinary warning, trust me, worse things can happen. 1.4403 0.05323 159 105 38 16
1178 No, I saw a YouTube video on why that's all a hoax." 1.4403 0.04935 159 100 48 11
1179 Do you plan to be with us long? 1.4384 0.05321 146 94 40 12
1180 Tell me, where do you see yourself in sixty-five million years? 1.4383 0.05464 162 110 33 19
1181 As a bonus, your contract includes a lifetime guarantee. 1.4383 0.04949 162 103 47 12
1182 Of course this policy covers acts of God. Why do you ask? 1.4383 0.05394 162 109 35 18
1183 The CEO just approved our long-term strategic plan. 1.4383 0.04949 162 103 47 12
1184 We want a slogan that says, "We'll be around forever." 1.4383 0.04285 162 105 49 8
1185 Is it getting hot in here or is it just me? 1.4375 0.05371 160 107 36 17
1186 The dems are hyping this up big time.” @robcjones @phajinia 1.4375 0.05725 160 112 26 22
1187 make the Cretaceous great again, again 1.4375 0.05586 160 110 30 20
1188 So, Dr. Tyson, why do you keep coming to the Oval Office giving me these fake news reports from NASA about an impending extinct event? 1.4375 0.05443 160 108 34 18
1189 and finally the Force Majeure clause but it’s just a formality.” 1.4375 0.05069 160 103 44 13
1190 Our species has nothing to worry about, Rex. I've created the best economy ever... No one has even come close. Look at those buildings, phenomenal... 1.4375 0.05297 160 106 38 16
1191 It’s just a recession not the end of the world, and besides these things are cyclical. 1.4367 0.05269 158 104 39 15
1192 where do you see yourself in 5 minutes? 1.4367 0.05269 158 104 39 15
1193 Things are finally getting back to normal 1.4367 0.05034 158 101 45 12
1194 Sure, we can get you an office without a window. 1.4367 0.05034 158 101 45 12
1195 I always thought the world would end before you left this job! Hahaha. 1.4367 0.05269 158 104 39 15
1196 So glad to see you again, what could possibly be worse than a pandemic? 1.4367 0.05567 158 108 31 19
1197 ‘Global warming?’ Eh, I don’t believe it. Any other questions? 1.4367 0.05114 158 102 43 13
1198 What would you like to happen next? 1.4367 0.05114 158 102 43 13
1199 Well look at it this way, things could always be worse. 1.4367 0.04788 158 98 51 9
1200 Good one, didn’t see that coming... 1.4367 0.05114 158 102 43 13
1201 So...what’s your decision. Time is running out. 1.4367 0.05114 158 102 43 13
1202 So, how do you deal with stressful situations? 1.4367 0.04954 158 100 47 11
1203 I tell you Frank, this deal that’s about to come in is red hot 1.4367 0.04954 158 100 47 11
1204 Need you to revise these 4th quarter projections, Tom. 1.4367 0.05034 158 101 45 12
1205 I got Good News! I think all of our troubles are behind us! 1.4367 0.04871 158 99 49 10
1206 This is great. You are on fire this morning! 1.4367 0.05034 158 101 45 12
1207 Working here is a blast! 1.4367 0.05034 158 101 45 12
1208 I get where you’re coming from, but we like to see a more optimistic view from potential employees. 1.4367 0.05192 158 103 41 14
1209 I appreciate the media, but all this doom and gloom — come on, we’re survivors! 🦕 🦖 1.4367 0.05494 158 107 33 18
1210 As a CEO I welcome disruption, sometimes it’s what we need in order to evolve. 1.4367 0.05345 158 105 37 16
1211 Ignore the fireball, it will magically disappear. 1.4367 0.04205 158 104 44 10
1212 What do you mean you are going for a family holiday on Noah's ark? I can't approve this leave... 1.4367 0.05494 158 107 33 18
1213 From what we're seeing going forward, it's probably best to get out now. Trust me. 1.4367 0.05269 158 104 39 15
1214 Your job is now extinct. 1.4367 0.05345 158 105 37 16
1215 You say you can predict the future? 1.4367 0.05269 158 104 39 15
1216 Your timing couldn’t be better. 1.4367 0.04871 158 99 49 10
1217 For a little extra you may choose a policy that covers 'Acts of God' 1.4367 0.05420 158 106 35 17
1218 Ha! First the media tries to scare us with that COVID stuff, now it's asteroids! 1.4367 0.05269 158 104 39 15
1219 We asked the President and he assured us no extinction event will take place 1.4367 0.05567 158 108 31 19
1220 This offer expires in three seconds. 1.4367 0.05269 158 104 39 15
1221 Tell me, Stan, where do you see yourself in five years? 1.4367 0.05420 158 106 35 17
1222 It’s going to disappear. One day, like a miracle, it will disappear. 1.4367 0.05494 158 107 33 18
1223 Good news: we just found a vaccine for the corona-dinosaur virus, so unless an asteroid hits the earth, we'll be fine. 1.4367 0.05269 158 104 39 15
1224 Don't worry, everyone opts out of the Total Extinction coverage. 1.4367 0.05345 158 105 37 16
1225 Surely you don't really believe that asteroid business? 1.4367 0.05345 158 105 37 16
1226 Once you sign this, your career will explode! 1.4367 0.05192 158 103 41 14
1227 Outstanding! With this new business plan, nothing in the world can stop us!! 1.4367 0.05269 158 104 39 15
1228 I'm not liking these trajectories. 1.4367 0.04617 158 106 39 13
1229 Isn't it funny how scientists still believe a giant asteroid is gonna kill us all and cause a mass extinction? 1.4367 0.05269 158 104 39 15
1230 I think this catastrophic health coverage will be all you need. 1.4367 0.05345 158 105 37 16
1231 Congratulations. Good things come to those who plan ahead. 1.4367 0.05192 158 103 41 14
1232 I've been doing this for millenia. Trust me, tomorrow's not going to bring a better deal. 1.4367 0.04746 158 100 48 10
1233 Hey, we're the apex species! What could go wrong? 1.4367 0.04871 158 99 49 10
1234 If you want to be successful here you need to think more long term. 1.4367 0.04059 158 105 43 10
1235 It's only only bad quarter, Fred. It's not the end of the world. 1.4367 0.05192 158 103 41 14
1236 Where do you see yourself ten years in the future? 1.4367 0.04871 158 99 49 10
1237 It's just an interview - the world's not coming to an end! 1.4367 0.05567 158 108 31 19
1238 These are excellent long-term investments. 1.4367 0.03803 158 110 36 12
1239 Things are finally looking up for us Reptilian-Americans 1.4367 0.04830 158 106 38 14
1240 Why the long ‘Lizard’ face Bob, what could possibly go wrong? 1.4367 0.05192 158 103 41 14
1241 Right now this probably seems like the end of the world... 1.4367 0.05114 158 102 43 13
1242 Sign this and you’ll be set for life. 1.4367 0.05345 158 105 37 16
1243 So, any more questions about your life insurance policy? 1.4367 0.04703 158 97 53 8
1244 Good news Raymond, you can now work from home indefinitely 1.4359 0.05078 156 100 44 12
1245 So this last candidate comes in. A mammal, if you can believe it. Covered in fur, wimpy little teeth and claws. Right? 1.4359 0.05239 156 102 40 14
1246 No, we’ve gotten used to ignoring it 1.4359 0.05317 156 103 38 15
1247 We're too big to fail! Nothing can stop us now! 1.4359 0.04379 156 107 36 13
1248 This deal will keep us at the top of the food chain forever! 1.4359 0.05394 156 104 36 16
1249 Yes, your health insurance does cover illnesses caused by the sun being blotted out by trillions of pieces of earth dislodged by a gigantic flaming rock— why do you ask? 1.4359 0.05317 156 103 38 15
1250 Just sign right here. Don’t worry. It comes with a lifetime warranty. 1.4359 0.05078 156 100 44 12
1251 We have it totally under control. 1.4356 0.05643 163 114 27 22
1252 Tell me where you see yourself five years from now. 1.4356 0.05224 163 108 39 16
1253 Do you know Paul from accounting? Today is his last day,but he doesn't know it yet. 1.4351 0.04600 154 103 39 12
1254 Management couldn't have predicted downsizing on this scale. 1.4351 0.04998 154 100 42 12
1255 Yes, and he said it will all disappear magically like it never happened 1.4331 0.05367 157 105 36 16
1256 On second thought, I'm withdrawing my application. Life's too short 1.4323 0.05644 155 107 29 19
1257 A deadline is a deadline, Larry 1.4323 0.05015 155 99 45 11
1258 We’re looking to fill this position as soon as possible. The other guy left as though he was running from something. 1.4323 0.05260 155 102 39 14
1259 No, I said "comment" sheet. 1.4323 0.05494 155 105 33 17
1260 And, I'm pleased to say, moving world headquarters to the Yucatan has resulted in no operational disruption at all. 1.4323 0.05015 155 99 45 11
1261 Only extinction would invalidate this contract! 1.4323 0.04758 155 96 51 8
1262 Well, you've finally made it to the top Fred, how's it feel? 1.4323 0.05494 155 105 33 17
1263 T. Rump just cut taxes on cold-blooded reptiles, we’re looking at years of unprecedented gains!!! 1.4323 0.05260 155 102 39 14
1264 Congratulations! I’m telling you. This is the kind of company you stay with for a lifetime. 1.4323 0.05015 155 99 45 11
1265 Can you start Monday? 1.4314 0.05227 153 100 40 13
1266 Divorce isn’t the end of the world, Pete. 1.4314 0.05227 153 100 40 13
1267 I am still going to charge you for the full hour. 1.4314 0.05144 153 99 42 12
1268 Jurassic times call for Jurassic measures. 1.4314 0.05144 153 99 42 12
1269 'What about the falling sun? Don't worry, we are covered under force majeure.' 1.4314 0.05389 153 102 36 15
1270 That’s Cretaceous thinking 1.4314 0.05468 153 103 34 16
1271 Oh that? Don’t worry. I couldn’t figure out how to set a background for Zoom, so it’s just a poster 1.4314 0.04886 153 96 48 9
1272 The divorce is finalized! The second half of your life can truly begin! 1.4314 0.05144 153 99 42 12
1273 Ha! You won't believe the story that just popped up on my computer 1.4314 0.05546 153 104 32 17
1274 Sorry Bob, We have to lay off a few people because of the economic slowdown. But hey, it’s not the end of the world. 1.4314 0.04974 153 97 46 10
1275 So, it says here you’re amazing at crisis control. Is that true? 1.4314 0.04886 153 96 48 9
1276 Let’s go with the dystopian future plot. We all go extinct, a small mammal evolves and dominates the planet, and devotes itself to dystopian future plots. 1.4314 0.05468 153 103 34 16
1277 The concept of asteroid impacts was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive. 1.4314 0.05389 153 102 36 15
1278 Relax, your energy portfolio shifts from solar to fossil fuels. 1.4314 0.05389 153 102 36 15
1279 No, you can't work from home. Why? 1.4314 0.05389 153 102 36 15
1280 I think you’re going to be very glad you went with the undercoating. 1.4314 0.05468 153 103 34 16
1281 What do you have to lose? 1.4314 0.05059 153 98 44 11
1282 Sign this and your future is set! 1.4314 0.05227 153 100 40 13
1283 It’s one person coming in from China, and we have it under control. It’s going to be just fine. 1.4314 0.05623 153 105 30 18
1284 Now...let's go over this part of your policy. In the unlikely case of a major catastrophic event... 1.4314 0.05059 153 98 44 11
1285 We cover everything except an act of god. 1.4314 0.05059 153 103 36 14
1286 I think you're going to really like our lifetime employment provision. 1.4314 0.05308 153 101 38 14
1287 Your policy excludes natural disasters, but what are the odds of that?! 1.4314 0.05546 153 104 32 17
1288 Okay, I think we're finished here. 1.4314 0.05227 153 100 40 13
1289 I can offer you this affordable policy rate because we are the most advanced species in the World. 1.4314 0.05308 153 101 38 14
1290 It says here that you do have meteor insurance, however, we believe that to be an asteroid. 1.4314 0.05389 153 102 36 15
1291 I see by your resume that you walk upright. That's quite a jump in evolution. I can't wait to see how this ends up. 1.4314 0.05308 153 101 38 14
1292 The policy covers fire, flood, volcano, and acts of T-Rex…I think that’s everything. 1.4314 0.05059 153 98 44 11
1293 Well, your thesis on 'extinction of species' may not see the light of the day. 1.4314 0.05546 153 104 32 17
1294 Extinction?! I think you're underestimating the resilience and ingenuity of small and mid-sized lizards 1.4314 0.05227 153 100 40 13
1295 Fantastic! So just sign here and you're covered until the end of time. 1.4314 0.05468 153 103 34 16
1296 Here’s to a long and fruitful partnership. 1.4314 0.05144 153 99 42 12
1297 To tell you the truth, we're looking for more of a long-term commitment. 1.4314 0.05059 153 98 44 11
1298 This whole meteor-destroying-the-earth thing is a load of crock. Oops, sorry, is that racist?” 1.4314 0.05546 153 104 32 17
1299 Here. Sign it quickly before something bad happens! 1.4314 0.05848 153 108 24 21
1300 It pains me to say this, but it's a limited time offer. 1.4314 0.04886 153 96 48 9
1301 We typically just shift to bonds, but now I'm recommending burying some eggs in the yard. 1.4314 0.05144 153 99 42 12
1302 Why so glum? You have a brilliant career ahead of you! 1.4314 0.04974 153 97 46 10
1303 I swear, Sid, if I’m lying to you, I hope a meteor strikes me dead. 1.4314 0.05468 153 103 34 16
1304 If this is not a great deal for you, then may God strike me down this minute with a meteor. 1.4314 0.05227 153 100 40 13
1305 Good time to be a reptile 1.4314 0.05059 153 103 36 14
1306 It's official. We rule! 1.4314 0.05546 153 104 32 17
1307 And wait until you hear about our retirement plan. 1.4314 0.05468 153 103 34 16
1308 I'm thinking of naming it, "Space Force." 1.4314 0.05308 153 101 38 14
1309 We probably should expedite this... 1.4305 0.04838 151 94 49 8
1310 Tell me about yourself. Take all the time you need. 1.4305 0.05017 151 96 45 10
1311 Look Jim, I've been getting reports that you're making the other employees uncomfortable with all this "impending doom" talk. 1.4305 0.04838 151 94 49 8
1312 It’s the pilot for a new comedy. We’re calling it ‘The Big Bang Theory’. 1.4305 0.04929 151 95 47 9
1313 Fox News says it's just a Democratic attempt to overthrow the President. 1.4305 0.05105 151 97 43 11
1314 Ignore the force majeure language. It's a formality. 1.4305 0.05275 151 99 39 13
1315 There’s just no way we can go wrong! 1.4305 0.05017 151 101 37 13
1316 I’ve got a feeling this will be epoch. 1.4305 0.05275 151 99 39 13
1317 And that’s guaranteed forever! 1.4305 0.05190 151 98 41 12
1318 Retirement hasn't meant the end of the world, has it? 1.4305 0.05358 151 100 37 14
1319 I’m tellin’ Hal, this is the deal of the Cretaceous Period. End of Story. 1.4305 0.05358 151 100 37 14
1320 If you sign here, it's a lifetime guarantee. 1.4305 0.05105 151 97 43 11
1321 This is a dream come true, I´ve never been on this side of the desk! 1.4298 0.06079 121 81 28 12
1322 Carl, you know I don’t buy that pseudoscience. See you Monday. 1.4295 0.05409 149 99 36 14
1323 Sushi or Thai for lunch 1.4295 0.04543 149 97 43 9
1324 I think you’ve got a bright future in fossil fuels! 1.4295 0.05324 149 98 38 13
1325 This policy covers just about every conceivable event. 1.4295 0.05062 149 97 41 11
1326 Are we masters of the universe or what?! 1.4295 0.04543 149 102 35 12
1327 Congratulations you survived the interview. 1.4295 0.05574 149 101 32 16
1328 I’ve got a very good feeling about our future. My psychic sees us in museums. 1.4295 0.05655 149 102 30 17
1329 Yes, this umbrella policy covers just about every contingency. 1.4295 0.05151 149 96 42 11
1330 We're really only looking for someone short term. 1.4295 0.05324 149 98 38 13
1331 Welcome aboard. I have a feeling you’ll spend the rest of your career with us! 1.4295 0.05409 149 99 36 14
1332 You'll be happy to know we have a great dental plan 1.4295 0.04972 149 94 46 9
1333 Can I have a few seconds to think about it? 1.4295 0.05238 149 97 40 12
1334 This year we're expecting explosive growth. 1.4295 0.05324 149 98 38 13
1335 One more week until retirement! 1.4286 0.05281 154 102 38 14
1336 What possibly could go wrong? 1.4286 0.05034 154 99 44 11
1337 Barring any unforeseen circumstances, your start date will be.... 1.4267 0.05125 150 97 42 11
1338 Frankly I don’t ever think it’s too late to diversify your portfolio. 1.4267 0.05125 150 97 42 11
1339 We think the comet deniers have a really valid point. 1.4267 0.05296 150 99 38 13
1340 We’re going to have to send this report of an “incoming meteor” through HR before we can address anything 1.4267 0.05380 150 100 36 14
1341 Our competition won't know what hit them. 1.4267 0.05380 150 100 36 14
1342 Don't worry, it's only a short term commitment. 1.4267 0.03940 150 110 26 14
1343 We're offering you the opportunity to get into fossil fuels on the ground floor. 1.4267 0.05544 150 102 32 16
1344 Although his CFO seemed confident, Harvey was skeptical they would meet their third quarter goals. 1.4267 0.05380 150 100 36 14
1345 Ha! And then he said we were wiped out by an aster... 1.4267 0.05036 150 96 44 10
1346 C'mon, all that stuff about a climate-changing meteor is a left-wing hoax. Now, about that merger... 1.4267 0.05463 150 101 34 15
1347 I agree, let's go with the extinction thing as a total hoax. 1.4267 0.05624 150 103 30 17
1348 . . . And how well do you deal with change? 1.4267 0.05211 150 98 40 12
1349 ...and if anything changes, we'll let you know. 1.4267 0.05211 150 98 40 12
1350 There's a rumor going around that we could all be replaced. 1.4267 0.05380 150 100 36 14
1351 This is your last warning, stop spreading conspiracy theories in the office. I don’t want to hear any more about this asteroid nonsense 1.4257 0.05431 148 99 35 14
1352 Larry, there’s no future in fossil fuels. 1.4257 0.05171 148 96 41 11
1353 2020!? Am I right? 1.4257 0.05431 148 99 35 14
1354 What makes you think this company's future will only be in fossil fuels? 1.4257 0.05431 148 99 35 14
1355 An asteroid coming right at Earth? Very outside the box. I like it! I’ll have Rex in Art draw up a concept board this afternoon. 1.4257 0.05346 148 98 37 13
1356 The New Yorker finally accepted my caption! The stars are aligning, Liz. 1.4257 0.05917 148 105 23 20
1357 Our friends in Washington assure us that everything is fine. 1.4257 0.05598 148 101 31 16
1358 well, it's not the end of the world 1.4257 0.05171 148 96 41 11
1359 You know what I changed my mind let’s go with the 30 year fixed. 1.4257 0.05431 148 99 35 14
1360 Dinner at 8:00? 1.4257 0.04557 148 102 34 12
1361 I love that you get that twinkle in your eye whenever you talk about this company’s future. 1.4257 0.04755 148 99 38 11
1362 My Boss would kill me if he heard me say this, but "Mammals" are poised to be the next real growth industry. 1.4257 0.05431 148 99 35 14
1363 Remember that promotion that you’ve been dying to get. Well... 1.4257 0.02969 148 104 36 8
1364 It’s a simulation window to see how well you handle impending doom. I can see you aren’t amused, but you did great, your going to love working here. 1.4257 0.05346 148 98 37 13
1365 My worst fear is that I’ll be doing something incredibly pointless the moment before I die. 1.4257 0.05431 148 99 35 14
1366 I have great means of meteorite defense. I have control. I have the best means. 1.4257 0.05680 148 102 29 17
1367 I'd say your only certainty is taxes. 1.4257 0.05260 148 97 39 12
1368 We’ve had a good run Rex, but I feel change is in the air. 1.4257 0.05171 148 96 41 11
1369 Now this policy covers EVERYTHING for 1,000,000 years. Heck, you never know... 1.4257 0.04990 148 99 37 12
1370 The almanac said it's going to be a long winter. 1.4257 0.05082 148 95 43 10
1371 Personally, I never believed those who fail to learn from history are doomed to repeat it. 1.4257 0.05260 148 97 39 12
1372 Who cares? The market’s up 200 points! 1.4257 0.05431 148 99 35 14
1373 Our “Mammals-B-Gone” product is a market lock. I don’t know what we’d do without predictive analytics. 1.4257 0.05515 148 100 33 15
1374 This plan has a lifetime guarantee 1.4257 0.05082 148 95 43 10
1375 I just want to say one word to you. Just one word. Mammals. 1.4257 0.05346 148 98 37 13
1376 Sorry, Mr. O’Dile, but the old “there’s a flaming comet heading toward you” ploy won’t save you this time. 1.4257 0.05431 148 99 35 14
1377 These 99 million year land leases are great. You family's estate will be protected til they evolve into birds! 1.4257 0.05515 148 100 33 15
1378 When I get to see his head explode, this evaluation won’t bother me anymore. 1.4257 0.05431 148 99 35 14
1379 Of course. But the climate is always changing. 1.4257 0.05515 148 100 33 15
1380 Meteors will just disappear- it will be a beautiful thing 1.4257 0.05171 148 96 41 11
1381 That just about wraps it up... 1.4257 0.05260 148 97 39 12
1382 Back in January...“We have it totally under control. It’s one meteor coming in from China. We have it under control. It’s going to be just fine.” 1.4257 0.05598 148 101 31 16
1383 On the other hand, our position in oil futures is looking very strong 1.4257 0.05346 148 100 34 14
1384 It's only redundancy not extinction so don't gimme that old "he can't see the meteorite coming" look! 1.4257 0.05431 148 99 35 14
1385 Impressive résumé. Let’s say you had five seconds to live. What has evolved in your career that are you most proud of? 1.4257 0.05260 148 97 39 12
1386 We are lizards, the top of the food chain. What could go wrong. 1.4257 0.05680 148 102 29 17
1387 And what's more, our firm has been here millions of years. 1.4257 0.05346 148 98 37 13
1388 I love the script but I think the fireball destroying civilization is a bit far-fetched. 1.4257 0.05598 148 101 31 16
1389 I'm so glad shelter in place is over. 1.4257 0.05260 148 97 39 12
1390 Where do see yourself in five years? 1.4257 0.05346 148 98 37 13
1391 No job is safer than selling insurance. 1.4257 0.05346 148 98 37 13
1392 Behind me? Not again. 1.4257 0.05171 148 96 41 11
1393 Meteor coverage? Why do you ask? 1.4257 0.05260 148 97 39 12
1394 So I told her, "I'd rather get wiped out by an asteroid than see your scaly butt again." 1.4257 0.05260 148 97 39 12
1395 Don’t worry it doesn’t arrive until November third. 1.4257 0.05431 148 99 35 14
1396 So, any hot topics? 1.4257 0.05260 148 97 39 12
1397 “It's only insider trading if no one else sees it coming.” 1.4257 0.04990 148 99 37 12
1398 If these projections are correct, the market is about to crater 1.4257 0.05346 148 98 37 13
1399 Tomorrow we take over the world! 1.4257 0.05346 148 98 37 13
1400 No, I've never heard anyone ask that before. What exactly is a 'Hail Mary,' anyway? 1.4257 0.05431 148 99 35 14
1401 No I don't know that one. Tell me -"What do you call a larger and larger big flaming ball of space debris?" 1.4257 0.05515 148 100 33 15
1402 With this new deal, we’re set for life. 1.4257 0.05260 148 97 39 12
1403 What's a Force Majeure clause? 1.4257 0.04455 148 96 44 8
1404 I wouldn’t call my rise “meteoric,” but here we are! 1.4238 0.05184 151 99 40 12
1405 Yes sir, comprehensive coverage with no exclusions. 1.4238 0.04035 151 102 40 9
1406 Do you consider yourself a short or long term planner? 1.4238 0.05184 151 99 40 12
1407 According to this study, we are on the other side of the peak 1.4236 0.04471 144 106 23 15
1408 I don't know what you mean by 'Extinction Pay' but I assure you we offer competitive benefits! 1.4236 0.05711 144 99 29 16
1409 What are you worried about Barry. We’re at the top of the food chain. Nothing can touch us. 1.4236 0.05176 144 93 41 10
1410 Allow me to explain why we pay female employees less. 1.4236 0.05625 144 98 31 15
1411 Bob, the numbers have never looked better. Nothing but blue skies ahead! 1.4236 0.05795 144 100 27 17
1412 So... any big plans for 2020? 1.4236 0.05450 144 96 35 13
1413 OK, so how do we monetize this? 1.4236 0.05538 144 97 33 14
1414 You're such a pessimist, Bill. Try being positive for once. 1.4236 0.05081 144 92 43 9
1415 It's all a hoax. 1.4236 0.05360 144 95 37 12
1416 Without this deal for the shareholders, Rex, we might have been on the verge of extinction. 1.4236 0.05711 144 99 29 16
1417 You're a good scientist but your paper on asteroids destroying the earth is so far-fetched, we have to fire you. 1.4236 0.05081 144 92 43 9
1418 There’s term meteor insurance, and then there’s whole meteor insurance. 1.4236 0.05360 144 95 37 12
1419 Another cease and desist letter from the mammals. Will they ever learn? 1.4236 0.05360 144 95 37 12
1420 Don't worry, it's a hoax. 1.4236 0.05538 144 97 33 14
1421 Well, look at the bright side. You're about to save 15% or more on car insurance. 1.4236 0.05222 144 101 28 15
1422 We're going to have a hell of a future together. 1.4236 0.05360 144 95 37 12
1423 You know, Fred, all day I've been having this deja vu feeling. 1.4236 0.05450 144 96 35 13
1424 Great! Let’s celebrate this agreement with a BIG bang! 1.4236 0.05538 144 97 33 14
1425 Yes, we do have an opening for someone who can predict catastrophies! 1.4236 0.05625 144 98 31 15
1426 I’ve never had that question before. I’ll have to call the home office to see if we cover extinction. 1.4236 0.05795 144 100 27 17
1427 Forget the doomsayers. We can monetize any crisis. 1.4236 0.05360 144 95 37 12
1428 So why would you think I was retiring. 1.4236 0.05081 144 92 43 9
1429 We predict cataclysmic change in the next century. 1.4236 0.05360 144 95 37 12
1430 I respect how Trump dealt with the crisis, and now, with the country reopening, I really feel like nothing could possibly go wrong. 1.4228 0.05232 149 98 39 12
1431 I ran some numbers. It's not looking good for the next quarter of a million years. 1.4228 0.04965 149 95 45 9
1432 Congratulations! You’ve got the job! 1.4228 0.05402 149 100 35 14
1433 Extinction?!!? Not in a hundred million years! 1.4228 0.05486 149 101 33 15
1434 Listen, we survived an ice age, global warming, Trump, a pandemic...what else could possibly happen? 1.4228 0.05318 149 99 37 13
1435 This idea will be the hottest thing to come across my desk this year! 1.4228 0.05318 149 99 37 13
1436 Tell me where you see yourself 65 million years from now. 1.4228 0.05728 149 104 27 18
1437 We won't see another market like this for 65, maybe 66 million years. 1.4228 0.05318 149 99 37 13
1438 Once you sign on the dotted line you’re fully insured, except of course for Acts of Godzilla. 1.4228 0.05056 149 96 43 10
1439 Let’s push this to next week. 1.4225 0.05319 142 93 38 11
1440 Let's try to look at this as an opportunity Frank 1.4225 0.05128 142 91 42 9
1441 . Is everything ok, Randy? You seem a little distracted. 1.4225 0.05504 142 95 34 13
1442 It’s so nice to be back at the office, with no world crisis looming over us. 1.4225 0.05412 142 94 36 12
1443 ‘Here’s to a long and prosperous relationship.’ 1.4225 0.05594 142 96 32 14
1444 We're concerned "imminent threat" might come across as fear mongering. 1.4225 0.05319 142 93 38 11
1445 Wait, I’m having a deja vu... 1.4225 0.05504 142 95 34 13
1446 If all goes well, you start tomorrow. 1.4225 0.05319 142 93 38 11
1447 This asteroid is great for business: our investments in our own fossilized bodies will one day be worth much, much more than all our volcano resort properties are now. 1.4225 0.05030 142 94 36 11
1448 Look, it's just a new assignment. It's not like it's the end of the world." 1.4225 0.05319 142 93 38 11
1449 What's an Act of God clause?" 1.4225 0.05682 142 97 30 15
1450 These figures show it. The end of the world prophesy is a hoax. 1.4225 0.05412 142 94 36 12
1451 Of course, this is a limited-time offer. 1.4225 0.05412 142 94 36 12
1452 What do you think will be the next disruptive force in the market? 1.4225 0.05504 142 95 34 13
1453 I can't wait until we evolve to having opposable digits so I can actually use the stuff on my desk. 1.4225 0.05128 142 91 42 9
1454 Well, we think you have a promising 200-year career ahead of you. So if you want to just sign here, you can start right away! 1.4225 0.04561 142 98 33 11
1455 Look George, it's standard office politics. It's not like the world's ending. 1.4225 0.05682 142 97 30 15
1456 May a comet strike me if I'm lying to you. 1.4225 0.05504 142 95 34 13
1457 Trust me, except for acts of God, this mutual fund is iron clad. 1.4225 0.05319 142 93 38 11
1458 Sure you can think it over - but I can't guarantee this deal will be available much longer. 1.4225 0.05319 142 93 38 11
1459 Acts of God are our specialty. Sign here and worry not. 1.4225 0.05224 142 92 40 10
1460 Oh wait, it's right behind me now, isn't it? 1.4225 0.05682 142 97 30 15
1461 You're on track for a long and comfortable retirement! 1.4225 0.05319 142 93 38 11
1462 I know 30,000 years sounds like a long time for your mortgage contract, but believe me it will be over in a flash. 1.4225 0.05682 142 97 30 15
1463 Meteor insurance? Why would we need that? 1.4225 0.05594 142 96 32 14
1464 So you now want to double the life policy? 1.4225 0.05594 142 96 32 14
1465 If you get the job, how long do you expect to work here? 1.4207 0.05508 145 98 33 14
1466 The markets will rebound, Jonathan. Just be patient. 1.4207 0.05240 145 95 39 11
1467 As long as we continue taking hydroxychloroquine, we should be fine. 1.4207 0.05420 145 97 35 13
1468 Fun fact...Did you know that the word 'mortgage' means 'death pledge?' Hehe. Go ahead and sign right here. 1.4207 0.05148 145 94 41 10
1469 it's going to be big, huge in fact. It's going to be the best. It's going to be the biggest and the best. And it's coming very, very soon. So soon in fact, it's almost here 1.4207 0.05594 145 99 31 15
1470 Trust me, Sweetheart, you don’t need a force majeure clause. 1.4207 0.05240 145 95 39 11
1471 You're hired-we need a fireball around here 1.4207 0.05240 145 95 39 11
1472 When the warm weather comes asteroids simply go away ! 1.4207 0.05679 145 100 29 16
1473 And so,if you accept this position,naturally we will expect a longterm commitment from you. 1.4207 0.05420 145 97 35 13
1474 Take all the time you need to read the fine print - there's no reason to rush it. 1.4207 0.05148 145 94 41 10
1475 I'm sorry, but we're really looking for someone with more long term forecasting experience. 1.4207 0.05420 145 97 35 13
1476 Great news Earl! In your grandfather’s will, he left you beachfront property in the Yucatán Peninsula. 1.4207 0.05508 145 98 33 14
1477 As Ed lookout the window he realized, he didn't need to write this caption. 1.4207 0.05240 145 95 39 11
1478 Sure some are going to die, but I say 'let's get out there and get the economy going again.' 1.4207 0.05845 145 102 25 18
1479 It was then that Bob truly understood how dinosaurs became extinct. 1.4207 0.05420 145 97 35 13
1480 It’s a temp position with limited long term possibilities. 1.4207 0.05508 145 98 33 14
1481 Stop listening to the scientists, Larry. The asteroid story is fake news. 1.4207 0.05763 145 101 27 17
1482 So, Terry, where do you see yourself in five years? 1.4207 0.05331 145 96 37 12
1483 I'd go with the scientists on this one. 1.4207 0.05508 145 98 33 14
1484 Good news! The governor says you can re-open. 1.4207 0.05331 145 101 29 15
1485 I'd have to see it to believe. 1.4203 0.05326 138 90 38 10
1486 So, this is how the interview ends. 1.4200 0.05456 150 102 33 15
1487 Says here you're committed and work like there's no tomorrow, tell me more 1.4196 0.05562 143 97 32 14
1488 We are doing big things here at SpaceX 1.4196 0.05382 143 95 36 12
1489 I’m telling you, this oil thing is going to BOOM any day now! 1.4196 0.04802 143 94 40 9
1490 So tell me, where do you see yourself in five minutes? 1.4196 0.05562 143 97 32 14
1491 Listen, Todd, I know you’ve been passed over a few times, but good news! We’re finally giving you that promotion! 1.4196 0.05290 143 94 38 11
1492 What a coincidence - The Big Bang Theory is my favorite tv show too! 1.4196 0.04021 143 107 22 14
1493 You being fired is hard but it is not the end of the world. 1.4196 0.05196 143 93 40 10
1494 Loved it! I predict it will be a smash hit! 1.4196 0.05100 143 92 42 9
1495 Have you considered investing in fossil fuels? 1.4196 0.05196 143 93 40 10
1496 So I told them, “Meteor Insurance?! Ha! We don’t need no stinking meteor insurance!” 1.4196 0.05290 143 99 30 14
1497 This script concept is great -- The Extinction of ....... 1.4196 0.05562 143 97 32 14
1498 So, George, where do you see yourself in the next five years? 1.4196 0.05473 143 96 34 13
1499 Get a load of this ‘Far Side’. It says we’ll become extinct because we smoke. 1.4196 0.05562 143 97 32 14
1500 My eyes are down here. 1.4196 0.05473 143 96 34 13
1501 We've made a killing selling survivalist bunkers to paranoid mammals. 1.4196 0.05562 143 97 32 14
1502 What a report! 180 million years of domination with no end in sight." 1.4196 0.05473 143 96 34 13
1503 After Covid-19 only a meteor from outer space could stop us now! 1.4196 0.05737 143 99 28 16
1504 Believe me, Marv, when the President says ‘We have it totally under control’ he knows exactly what he's talking about. 1.4196 0.05737 143 99 28 16
1505 Sorry Andrews, unless I'm hit by a meteor you will not be advancing in this company. 1.4196 0.05562 143 97 32 14
1506 In case of a catastrophic event you will be fully covered. 1.4196 0.05473 143 96 34 13
1507 I see you majored in prehistory ... 1.4184 0.05245 141 92 39 10
1508 This is a great deal, I wouldn't lie to you. Look, if I'm lying, may a meteor crash through the window and strike me in the back of the head. 1.4184 0.05435 141 94 35 12
1509 A movie about a meteorite disaster followed by a mammal takeover? Nobody will believe it! 1.4184 0.05708 141 97 29 15
1510 It’s going to disappear. One day, it’s like a miracle, it will disappear. 1.4178 0.05563 146 100 31 15
1511 You’ll find our pension plan is the best in the business for a long and happy retirement. 1.4178 0.05477 146 99 33 14
1512 And you’re comfortable working remotely? 1.4178 0.05390 146 98 35 13
1513 I really need you to start today. 1.4178 0.05302 146 97 37 12
1514 Son, this is your business now. The world is yours. 1.4178 0.05302 146 97 37 12
1515 Well, I think I can safely say that you are going to have a bright future here! 1.4178 0.05212 146 96 39 11
1516 It will suddenly be gone. Like a miracle. 1.4178 0.05121 146 105 25 16
1517 “There is however an extinction clause” 1.4178 0.04933 146 93 45 8
1518 Sign this right now and it's over. Literally. 1.4178 0.05212 146 96 39 11
1519 The competition won't know what's hit them. 1.4178 0.05302 146 97 37 12
1520 So,do you want the catastrophic event rider on your policy? 1.4178 0.05477 146 99 33 14
1521 We can only offer you a short-term position. 1.4178 0.05390 146 98 35 13
1522 I’m telling you, Matt, the world is about to enter a new era. 1.4178 0.05212 146 96 39 11
1523 So, tell me, where do you see yourself in 5 years? 1.4173 0.05197 139 90 40 9
1524 We’re a well-established company that has been around for centuries 1.4173 0.05489 139 93 34 12
1525 These zoom backgrounds are getting good 1.4173 0.05393 139 92 36 11
1526 We’re thrilled to have you join the executive leadership of Blockbuster 1.4173 0.04833 139 94 35 10
1527 We’re interviewing now for the second wave. 1.4173 0.05583 139 94 32 13
1528 One more signature and I promise you we’ll be done here. 1.4173 0.05393 139 92 36 11
1529 I see your enjoying the view. 1.4173 0.05393 139 92 36 11
1530 Let’s live in the present moment. 1.4173 0.05296 139 91 38 10
1531 Tell me, where do you see yourself in ten years? 1.4173 0.05583 139 94 32 13
1532 I gotta say Gerald, you put in the hours. Missed your kids' games, worked weekends, worked overtime. Here is the promotion you have been waiting for! 1.4173 0.05767 139 96 28 15
1533 Look Bob, I just I feel like your focus is elsewhere right now. 1.4173 0.05945 139 98 24 17
1534 And would you say you're adaptable? 1.4173 0.05095 139 89 42 8
1535 So how are your crisis management skills? 1.4173 0.05296 139 91 38 10
1536 See? We all went back to work and everything is FINE. 1.4173 0.05296 139 91 38 10
1537 We’re definitely past the peak 1.4173 0.03667 139 97 34 8
1538 This next question is about adaptation... 1.4173 0.05197 139 90 40 9
1539 No he tweeted there was no meteor, so I think we’re good! 1.4173 0.05489 139 93 34 12
1540 Do you have any experience using Zoom? 1.4173 0.05393 139 92 36 11
1541 That's just a little flaming rock, don't worry! We need to keep the economy booming. 1.4173 0.05489 139 93 34 12
1542 Glad to have you onboard. Future is bright. 1.4173 0.05393 139 92 36 11
1543 The economy is what we should be thinking about. 1.4173 0.05857 139 97 26 16
1544 Extinction? Sounds dramatic but I'll read your script and will get back to you on Monday. 1.4173 0.05345 139 99 25 15
1545 Don’t worry we’re doing everything we can to ensure a safe working environment 1.4173 0.05095 139 89 42 8
1546 Oh come on George, the media hypes these things up. I bet by Tuesday they’ll be back to talking about the giant mosquitoes again. 1.4173 0.05393 139 92 36 11
1547 Now, I realize that our top scientists have been suggesting a near earth objects defense system for a while, but we’ve finally decided to sign this, and make it a priority. We don’t want to make the same mistake the humans did with that famous pandemic ages ago. 1.4173 0.05489 139 93 34 12
1548 Good news, Joe. After 20 years we finally decided to make you partner! 1.4173 0.05489 139 93 34 12
1549 you’ll be covered for all foreseeable events. sign here. 1.4173 0.05583 139 99 24 16
1550 We will soon be on the other side of this meteor and really rocking again. 1.4173 0.05583 139 94 32 13
1551 Please! You're worried about nothing! I assure you, it's not the end of the world! 1.4173 0.05393 139 92 36 11
1552 I'm telling you the meteor is going to disappear by itself 1.4173 0.05676 139 95 30 14
1553 We'd like to offer you a temporary position. 1.4173 0.05583 139 94 32 13
1554 This feels like a dead-end job 1.4173 0.05095 139 89 42 8
1555 Welcome aboard! I've got a feeling you'll enjoy a long career with us. 1.4173 0.05489 139 93 34 12
1556 How bad can it be? I’ve got thick skin. 1.4173 0.05296 139 91 38 10
1557 Just hold on. I’m getting to the punchline. 1.4173 0.05393 139 92 36 11
1558 Here is the extinction clause, as discussed. 1.4173 0.05146 139 92 37 10
1559 Trust me. The future is looking bright. 1.4173 0.05393 139 92 36 11
1560 There's nothing on the planet that can stop us now! 1.4173 0.05296 139 91 38 10
1561 Science, schmience. This could be our best period ever. 1.4173 0.05676 139 95 30 14
1562 Ha! Life insurance. Don't waste your money. 1.4173 0.05583 139 94 32 13
1563 What do you mean, 'my time in this job is limited?" 1.4173 0.05095 139 89 42 8
1564 Just sign here to add collision to your life insurance policy 1.4173 0.05676 139 95 30 14
1565 Famous last words 1.4173 0.04778 139 96 32 11
1566 Not counting acts of God or natural disasters. 1.4173 0.05296 139 91 38 10
1567 As you can see working here is never dull! and the benefit package is out of this world! 1.4173 0.05393 139 92 36 11
1568 I’m sorry. I just don’t think you have a future here. 1.4173 0.05583 139 94 32 13
1569 I snuck in the force majeure clause. They’ll never notice. 1.4173 0.04886 139 92 38 9
1570 ...looks like you can finally retire next year. 1.4173 0.05393 139 92 36 11
1571 It will just disappear! Like magic! 1.4173 0.05583 139 94 32 13
1572 Yes, indeed. Change is in the air! 1.4173 0.05197 139 90 40 9
1573 So here it is. The final draft of the best laid plans of mice and men. 1.4173 0.05296 139 91 38 10
1574 I see it says here under skills, “able to survive mass extinctions”, when can you start? 1.4173 0.05296 139 91 38 10
1575 I'm so excited. My first vacation in years starts tomorrow 1.4173 0.05197 139 90 40 9
1576 Good news! We finally got that flood insurance. 1.4173 0.05393 139 92 36 11
1577 And then I said, supposing you brought the light inside of the body, which you can do either through the skin or in some other way. 1.4173 0.05296 139 91 38 10
1578 And just why do you forecast that the Mesozoic Era will suffer a severe downturn this quarter? 1.4173 0.02373 139 97 37 5
1579 It's a long term commitment. Are you up to it? 1.4173 0.05393 139 92 36 11
1580 Who says you can't come back from extinction? 1.4173 0.05676 139 95 30 14
1581 I can say without reservation that your future is a bright one. 1.4173 0.04724 139 98 29 12
1582 We're masters of the universe. What could possibly go wrong? 1.4173 0.05197 139 90 40 9
1583 Unfortunately, your policy does not cover natural disasters. 1.4173 0.04992 139 88 44 7
1584 Great! Can you start Monday? 1.4173 0.05296 139 91 38 10
1585 Everyone expects the year 2020 BC to be a banner year! 1.4173 0.04992 139 93 36 10
1586 ‘You know I can’t get over this part where you say ‘there are worse things than losing our jobs’. 1.4173 0.04992 139 88 44 7
1587 We're only hiring temporary workers right now. 1.4173 0.05767 139 96 28 15
1588 Gerry, you're not gonna believe this—I just won an all-inclusive trip to the Bahamas! 1.4173 0.05146 139 92 37 10
1589 ...and we provide a 100% match to your 401k contribution. 1.4173 0.05583 139 94 32 13
1590 Charlie, I always said you’d be with the firm ‘til the world ends. 1.4173 0.04939 139 90 41 8
1591 Trust me. Real estate will only get hotter. 1.4173 0.05489 139 93 34 12
1592 As Bill listened to the investment broker, he began to wonder how important his retirement options really were. 1.4173 0.04135 139 93 39 7
1593 Our company thinks long-term. 1.4173 0.05393 139 97 28 14
1594 Looks to me like you've got a great future! 1.4173 0.05393 139 92 36 11
1595 of course there is tax, license and a very small “iridium-proofing” charge ... 1.4173 0.02260 139 104 26 9
1596 What is this earth-shattering news? 1.4173 0.05095 139 89 42 8
1597 We’ll be here forever. 1.4173 0.05676 139 95 30 14
1598 The job is yours, pending a reference check, and any unforeseen circumstances... 1.4173 0.05146 139 92 37 10
1599 Why the crocodile tears? 1.4173 0.05583 139 94 32 13
1600 This policy covers everything! 1.4173 0.05296 139 91 38 10
1601 Yes, we offer very generous medical and dental benefits. Why? 1.4173 0.05296 139 96 30 13
1602 I see you’ve opted for the supplemental accidental death and dismemberment rider. 1.4173 0.05676 139 95 30 14
1603 It is a great deal! The only thing not covered is an act of God. 1.4173 0.05767 139 96 28 15
1604 Just sign here with today'e date, 64 million BC, and you can start working tomorrow. 1.4173 0.05044 139 96 31 12
1605 And your retirement is vested after only 2 years! 1.4173 0.05296 139 91 38 10
1606 Let's focus on reopening the economy... 1.4173 0.04497 139 91 41 7
1607 So since the virus has ended human race , you can start from Monday . Not like there could be another Big Bang , right Jim? 1.4173 0.05345 139 94 33 12
1608 And I strongly recommend our extended warranty. 1.4173 0.05393 139 92 36 11
1609 And the way things are going there's no end in sight. 1.4173 0.05393 139 92 36 11
1610 Sorry, but given the evolving situation, we're going to have to scale back. 1.4173 0.05296 139 91 38 10
1611 What do you see yourself as in five million years? 1.4173 0.05676 139 95 30 14
1612 Your life policy is fully in force and you can go about your business without a care in the world. 1.4173 0.04612 139 92 39 8
1613 What is Godzilla's name are you talking about. Meteor schmeteor doesn't worry me a bit. 1.4173 0.05537 139 96 29 14
1614 I assure you....this is one hot deal. 1.4173 0.05197 139 90 40 9
1615 I see a real future for you here. 1.4173 0.05296 139 91 38 10
1616 I'm so pleased that we're finally putting this chapter behind us. 1.4173 0.05197 139 90 40 9
1617 I'll pass on the lifetime warranty. 1.4173 0.05393 139 92 36 11
1618 'Would you like to add Collision Insurance to your policy'? 1.4173 0.05676 139 95 30 14
1619 Stop repeating yourself, Alberto!... That's my best offer!... What do you mean, 'meatier'? 1.4173 0.06032 139 99 22 18
1620 And make sure you put the word out there that this whole asteroid thing is a hoax! 1.4173 0.05197 139 90 40 9
1621 So, Paul, where do you see yourself in five years? 1.4173 0.05489 139 93 34 12
1622 Not to worry. We will be around for ages 1.4173 0.05197 139 90 40 9
1623 Can you take a moment to explain the employment gap of 65 million years? 1.4173 0.05676 139 95 30 14
1624 Why the shocked look, I promised you the promotion? 1.4173 0.05197 139 90 40 9
1625 So far, the Triassic, has been our most profitable period. My extrapolations predict an even better future. 1.4173 0.05767 139 96 28 15
1626 Oh, of course the policy can cover that. Let me adjust the paperwork! 1.4173 0.05296 139 91 38 10
1627 If you have to overcome a major obstacle,how would you approach it? 1.4173 0.04886 139 102 22 15
1628 On second thought, I'll pass on the warranty. 1.4173 0.05489 139 93 34 12
1629 We're feeling really good about the future here. 1.4173 0.05296 139 91 38 10
1630 I think this meeting is over. 1.4173 0.05197 139 90 40 9
1631 Surprise me! 1.4173 0.05489 139 93 34 12
1632 I know how this is gonna end. 1.4173 0.04439 139 93 38 8
1633 Not to worry, Jim. Your policy covers natural disasters. 1.4173 0.05246 139 93 35 11
1634 I think this will mark the beginning of a whole new era. 1.4173 0.05393 139 92 36 11
1635 Steve, your 'Planet of the Mammals' is a laugher, but it just won't fly. 1.4167 0.05618 144 99 30 15
1636 Oh, don’t worry, it’s just a big motivational poster. I work better under pressure. 1.4161 0.05828 137 95 27 15
1637 Welcome to the new normal. 1.4161 0.05545 137 92 33 12
1638 great Zoom background 1.4161 0.05038 137 87 43 7
1639 Perfect! We've covered every possible scenario in our "5 Year Plan for Return to Global Domination" 1.4161 0.05545 137 92 33 12
1640 Just sign it. What else could go wrong? 1.4161 0.05246 137 89 39 9
1641 In this current financial climate, we either evolve or perish. 1.4161 0.04473 137 92 37 8
1642 Relax, Rex, why such an apocalyptic view? 1.4155 0.05496 142 96 33 13
1643 And where do you see yourself 10 seconds from now 1.4155 0.05586 142 97 31 14
1644 This book is going to be huge for you. Astronomical. 1.4155 0.00707 142 108 31 3
1645 Can you start immediately? 1.4155 0.04921 142 92 42 8
1646 We’re taking a strong position on fossil fuel futures 1.4155 0.05311 142 94 37 11
1647 Please, pay no attention to that amazing background view. 1.4155 0.04921 142 90 45 7
1648 No, I never really thought about extinction. Why do you ask? 1.4155 0.05405 142 95 35 12
1649 We anticipate some museum opportunities in about 65 million years. 1.4155 0.04921 142 90 45 7
1650 So, where do you see yourself in 10 seconds? 1.4155 0.05675 142 98 29 15
1651 And where do you see yourself a million years from now, George? 1.4155 0.05496 142 96 33 13
1652 Why the sudden pessimism? 1.4155 0.05675 142 98 29 15
1653 I suggest you sign this contract immediately. The markets are highly sensitive to sudden changes at the moment. 1.4155 0.05358 142 97 32 13
1654 Welcome to a very bright future! 1.4155 0.05311 142 94 37 11
1655 For long term investors I recommend fossil fuels. 1.4155 0.05405 142 95 35 12
1656 There’s a great future in fossil fuels. 1.4155 0.05586 142 97 31 14
1657 Tell me about your short-term goals. 1.4143 0.05266 140 92 38 10
1658 Barring any act of God, your loan's been approved. . 1.4143 0.05551 140 95 32 13
1659 So long George, I hope you enjoy your retirement. 1.4143 0.05551 140 95 32 13
1660 Sharon, I think you mean "figuratively" extinct. 1.4143 0.05168 140 91 40 9
1661 And where do you see yourself in the next five years? 1.4143 0.05551 140 95 32 13
1662 I see a great future for you here, Ed! 1.4143 0.05458 140 94 34 12
1663 If it makes you feel any better... You were supposed to be fired today. 1.4143 0.05266 140 92 38 10
1664 On a scale of one to ten how do you handle yourself under pressure? 1.4143 0.05551 140 95 32 13
1665 Don't try and pretend there's an asteroid behind me, we know it's you that's been steeling the paper clips! 1.4143 0.05643 140 96 30 14
1666 Don’t worry about it - it will go away. The economy is more important 1.4143 0.05734 140 97 28 15
1667 We can’t pay you. Your insurance doesn’t cover ‘Act of God’. 1.4143 0.05551 140 95 32 13
1668 I am in charge and I can guarantee that it is not a real threat 1.4143 0.05067 140 100 26 14
1669 This is the PERFECT time to sell these stocks! 1.4143 0.04178 140 97 34 9
1670 I’m delighted to say HR have deemed it safe to return to work” 1.4143 0.05734 140 97 28 15
1671 Would you say you work well under pressure? 1.4143 0.05266 140 92 38 10
1672 We prefer the term “meteor sceptic” to meter denier. 1.4143 0.05363 140 93 36 11
1673 T.G.I.F. 1.4143 0.05458 140 94 34 12
1674 Don’t worry it’s just temporary unemployment, you’ll be back in no time 1.4143 0.05168 140 91 40 9
1675 I think you’ll be very happy with this life insurance policy. 1.4143 0.05458 140 94 34 12
1676 Sorry I can't offer you the job. At least it's not the end of the world. 1.4143 0.05067 140 90 42 8
1677 It's supposed to be colder than usual the rest of the week. 1.4143 0.05266 140 92 38 10
1678 Oh, come on, Al! You must be one of those liberals who thinks meteors are real! 1.4143 0.05315 140 95 33 12
1679 How Do You Feel About Working Under Pressure? 1.4143 0.05266 140 92 38 10
1680 I think you could have a real impact here. 1.4143 0.05551 140 95 32 13
1681 And as you can see here, it would take a ‘hundred-year event’ to occur for this derivative to go bad. 1.4143 0.05266 140 92 38 10
1682 Liz, you've come on board just in time to get in on the ground floor of the dot.comet explosion! 1.4143 0.05822 140 98 26 16
1683 I’ve always felt it’s important to have an exit interview on the last day of employment. 1.4143 0.05067 140 90 42 8
1684 This merger will make the competition extinct! 1.4143 0.05168 140 91 40 9
1685 I'll get these notarized, and then we're finished. 1.4143 0.05266 140 92 38 10
1686 You don't seem very excited about your promotion. 1.4143 0.05266 140 92 38 10
1687 Your insurance actually doesn't cover asteroid damage. Why do you ask? 1.4143 0.05643 140 96 30 14
1688 Why, yes, we have global coverage. 1.4143 0.05363 140 93 36 11
1689 And in the unlikey event of extinction you're fully covered. 1.4143 0.05551 140 95 32 13
1690 Don't beat yourself up, Bill. It's not the end of the world. 1.4143 0.05168 140 91 40 9
1691 The future of this company has never been brighter! 1.4143 0.05551 140 95 32 13
1692 Trust me, the contract is ironclad. Nothing can go wrong. 1.4143 0.05266 140 92 38 10
1693 Where do you see your career 10 seconds from now? 1.4143 0.05363 140 98 28 14
1694 I 'd encourage you to invest given our success over the last 150 million years. 1.4143 0.05458 140 94 34 12
1695 It's exciting here. We're expecting a big surprise today. 1.4143 0.05266 140 92 38 10
1696 I thought that pandemic lockdown would never end! 1.4143 0.05551 140 95 32 13
1697 My horoscope said things are about to start heating up for me, so I think I might finally make my move on Debra from Sales 1.4143 0.04807 140 95 35 10
1698 Congratulations to our new Director of Long Range Planning!! 1.4130 0.05416 138 92 35 11
1699 They say we're going extinct, but frankly, I doubt it. 1.4130 0.05608 138 94 31 13
1700 So tell me, how would you rate yourself in terms of adaptability? 1.4130 0.05513 138 93 33 12
1701 I chose this office for the view, and so far I haven't been disappointed. 1.4118 0.05761 136 94 28 14
1702 Oh you like this painting? It’s an original Nostradamus. 1.4118 0.05470 136 91 34 11
1703 Where do you see yourself 5 years from now 1.4118 0.05470 136 91 34 11
1704 So ... where do you see yourself in five minutes? 1.4118 0.05761 136 94 28 14
1705 ......you know, things are going really well...... 1.4118 0.05163 136 88 40 8
1706 Where do you see yourself in five years? 1.4118 0.05569 136 92 32 12
1707 So are you a glass half empty or glass half full kinda lizard? 1.4118 0.05267 136 89 38 9
1708 Mind if I close the blinds? I can't see my screen. 1.4118 0.05569 136 92 32 12
1709 I see there you have been tested negative for covid-19, that’s good! 1.4118 0.05470 136 91 34 11
1710 My executive coach tells me that it's all about thriving on disruption. 1.4118 0.04836 136 95 30 11
1711 One day, it’s like a miracle, it will disappear. 1.4118 0.05947 136 96 24 16
1712 I’m a genius...We saved 37% by cutting the line item for meteor preparedness! 1.4118 0.05947 136 96 24 16
1713 Where do you see yourself in the next five years? 1.4118 0.05761 136 94 28 14
1714 I believe in science---to a point. 1.4118 0.05470 136 91 34 11
1715 I know. Trust me, one day it will just disappear. 1.4118 0.05855 136 95 26 15
1716 What's the worst that could happen? 1.4118 0.05267 136 89 38 9
1717 Hmm. We don't usually issue term policies for a few seconds. 1.4118 0.05569 136 92 32 12
1718 We will be extinct before we need to bring in a lizard to our team! 1.4118 0.05666 136 93 30 13
1719 Good News! We're dropping all charges. 1.4118 0.05569 136 92 32 12
1720 So, what do you see yourself evolving into in the next 500 million years? 1.4118 0.05761 136 94 28 14
1721 I’m so glad we can finally stop wearing those stupid masks. 1.4118 0.05470 136 91 34 11
1722 Yes, this gives you full naming rights, Mr. Halley. 1.4118 0.05947 136 96 24 16
1723 If you could live in any era, which would you pick, and why? 1.4118 0.05215 136 91 35 10
1724 The last time someone looked so intently over my shoulder, Johnson got eaten by a Velociraptor. 1.4118 0.05470 136 91 34 11
1725 You'll be happy here. Our firm has been around for ages. 1.4118 0.05947 136 96 24 16
1726 ...so, Mr. Smith, if you will just sign at the bottom of this page, the $100,000,000. Lotto prize will be transferred into your checking account by the end of the day. 1.4118 0.05761 136 94 28 14
1727 you'll want the extinction insurance, of course. 1.4118 0.05267 136 89 38 9
1728 You got the job! So why the tears? 1.4118 0.05163 136 88 40 8
1729 I wouldn't take that deal even if this was my last day on earth 1.4104 0.05319 134 88 37 9
1730 Don’t worry—we’ve got someone from engineering on it. 1.4104 0.05213 134 87 39 8
1731 We are looking for a long term commitment 1.4104 0.05823 134 93 27 14
1732 Can you believe doomsday was a year ago already? 1.4104 0.04583 134 94 30 10
1733 Short of an act from God, this job is as good as yours. 1.4104 0.05319 134 88 37 9
1734 So how do we capitalize on this whole ‘comet’ paranoia? 1.4104 0.05726 134 92 29 13
1735 There has never been a better time to buy a condo - 1.4104 0.05424 134 89 35 10
1736 So where do you see yourself in this company in, say, ten years? 1.4104 0.05159 134 94 28 12
1737 Congrats, you're finally getting that promotion, comes with a huge salary increase! 1.4104 0.05627 134 91 31 12
1738 And where do you see yourself in 5 seconds? 1.4104 0.05918 134 94 25 15
1739 I’m just saying, we don’t cover for force majeure events in the policy. 1.4104 0.04879 134 94 29 11
1740 You’re hired! It will be nice to have some young blood around the office, everyone here is almost extinct 1.4104 0.05627 134 91 31 12
1741 This is a once-in-a-lifetime offer Mike... 1.4104 0.05526 134 90 33 11
1742 We promise a lifetime guarantee. 1.4104 0.05627 134 91 31 12
1743 This merger is going to be one of prehistoric proportions 1.4104 0.05104 134 86 41 7
1744 So you're saying we have to shelter from the asteroid. But what about the economy? 1.4104 0.05526 134 90 33 11
1745 Your benefits will kick in the day after tomorrow 1.4104 0.05627 134 91 31 12
1746 We’re so relieved to be back in the office. Your mask is on your new desk - stay safe! 1.4104 0.05627 134 91 31 12
1747 Sign here and you're done! 1.4104 0.05526 134 90 33 11
1748 Your report on potential meteorites was quite explosive; we'd really like to avoid that kind of negativity around here. 1.4104 0.05823 134 93 27 14
1749 What is your five-year plan? 1.4104 0.05627 134 91 31 12
1750 we should be fine as long as we maintain social distancing 1.4104 0.05319 134 88 37 9
1751 Impending doom" seems a bit extreme for the headline 1.4104 0.05526 134 90 33 11
1752 ...ok, now lets focus on the economic recovery 1.4104 0.05319 134 88 37 9
1753 You know boss, now is a good time to tell you how I really feel. 1.4104 0.05823 134 93 27 14
1754 How well, would you say, you function in dire situations? 1.4104 0.05627 134 91 31 12
1755 Just sign here, Mr. La Brea. 1.4104 0.05526 134 90 33 11
1756 Don't worry about it Ralph. What's the worst that can happen? 1.4104 0.05627 134 91 31 12
1757 I see a future for you here. 1.4104 0.05526 134 90 33 11
1758 I believe you'll have a bright future with our organization 1.4104 0.05266 134 90 34 10
1759 No worry. We just installed asteroid-proof windows. 1.4104 0.05159 134 94 28 12
1760 I've been trying to sell you life insurance for ages! What brings you in today, Morty? 1.4104 0.05726 134 92 29 13
1761 Asteroid insurance? No one needs that. 1.4104 0.05319 134 88 37 9
1762 Do you hear something? 1.4104 0.05424 134 89 35 10
1763 I know things evolve, but we can handle a new normal. 1.4104 0.05526 134 92 30 12
1764 The end of our era? Ha Ha Ha--That's just mammalian pap. 1.4104 0.05627 134 91 31 12
1765 So you want to learn more about our benefits package? 1.4104 0.04199 134 91 36 7
1766 You' ll enjoy working here. There's something new every day. You never know what's coming at you. 1.4104 0.05627 134 91 31 12
1767 So you say you will pass on our easy-to-afford disaster insurance? 1.4104 0.05266 134 90 34 10
1768 Keep your reptile stock. There's no future in mammals. 1.4104 0.05726 134 92 29 13
1769 I like these numbers on fossil fuels. 1.4104 0.05918 134 94 25 15
1770 Trump? Oh,I ate him 1.4104 0.05918 134 94 25 15
1771 Oh yeah. That void in case of extinction clause? Don't worry about that. That'll never happen. 1.4104 0.05424 134 89 35 10
1772 How fast can you unload our sunscreen division? 1.4104 0.05918 134 94 25 15
1773 Nevermind that asteroid - we're too big to fail a second time. 1.4104 0.05049 134 93 30 11
1774 It's all a pterodactyl hoax, Glenn. What'll they come up with next? Asteroids? 1.4104 0.05918 134 94 25 15
1775 I'm so glad things are getting back to normal. 1.4104 0.05627 134 91 31 12
1776 I always recommend the extended warranty. 1.4104 0.05159 134 89 36 9
1777 My biggest worry is the virus thing. 1.4104 0.05526 134 90 33 11
1778 Are you willing to work here for the rest of your life? 1.4104 0.05627 134 91 31 12
1779 I sure wish an unexpected event could cancel my next three meetings! 1.4104 0.05627 134 91 31 12
1780 Agreed, we’ll go after the mammals tomorrow... 1.4104 0.05424 134 89 35 10
1781 no one knows the future, but I think this contract looks like a keeper ! 1.4104 0.05424 134 89 35 10
1782 I'm so glad that things are finally returning to normal". 1.4104 0.05104 134 91 33 10
1783 And so tell me about a time in your career that you have had to deal with a difficult situation... 1.4104 0.05526 134 90 33 11
1784 It's just a backdrop, like in a talk show. Between you and me, it makes everyone sign the contracts faster. 1.4104 0.05918 134 94 25 15
1785 I'm sorry John, but look at it like this - change is good. 1.4104 0.05918 134 94 25 15
1786 I’’d like to get you into a long term annuity. The way I see it the Cretaceous period has just begun. 1.4104 0.05526 134 90 33 11
1787 The force majeure clause is just boilerplate legalese - nothing you’d ever have to worry about. 1.4104 0.05319 134 93 29 12
1788 Acts of God are excluded, but remember, this is the Pleistocene! 1.4104 0.04521 134 96 27 11
1789 This cartoon doesn't need a caption, it's self evident and works better without one! 1.4104 0.05823 134 93 27 14
1790 So, finally, I have all the kids' college savings accounts fully funded. Nothing but clear sailing from here on out. 1.4104 0.05104 134 86 41 7
1791 Good to be back in the office. 1.4104 0.05526 134 90 33 11
1792 We’re scaling back. 1.4104 0.05213 134 87 39 8
1793 Absolutely, your insurance policy covers accidental death and dismemberment! 1.4104 0.05726 134 92 29 13
1794 Now. Could you give me a concrete, vivid example of a stochastic exogeneity? 1.4104 0.05627 134 91 31 12
1795 Yes, I see it but we must consider the economy. 1.4104 0.05726 134 92 29 13
1796 I think I will pass on the lifetime subscription 1.4104 0.04063 134 90 38 6
1797 How are you at putting out fires? 1.4104 0.05424 134 89 35 10
1798 This policy covers everything but mass extinction...but, if that happens, who cares? 1.4104 0.05526 134 90 33 11
1799 There's never been a better time to buy life insurance. 1.4104 0.05823 134 93 27 14
1800 THAT's what you want to be five years from now? A mammal?" 1.4104 0.05823 134 93 27 14
1801 It's a short-term contract. 1.4104 0.05726 134 92 29 13
1802 I cannot over-emphasize the value of our extended warranty. 1.4104 0.05823 134 93 27 14
1803 Relax, it’ll all be over before we know it. 1.4091 0.05372 132 87 36 9
1804 We have excellent job security 1.4091 0.05886 132 92 26 14
1805 Trust me when I say that new technology will not be the end of this company 1.4091 0.05787 132 91 28 13
1806 oh, the asteroid? that’s just a back drop. bought it with the small loan we got from the government. i think it really puts what you care about most into perspective. so, when can you start? 1.4091 0.05318 132 95 26 11
1807 This is your last chance to improve your performance 1.4091 0.05372 132 87 36 9
1808 we're looking for someone who can adapt to changes quickly. 1.4091 0.05983 132 93 24 15
1809 2020 is gonna be our year 1.4091 0.05787 132 91 28 13
1810 Do you have any experience in crisis management? 1.4091 0.05886 132 92 26 14
1811 Our company’s growth last year was phenomenal, and our projections for this year look even better...nothing can stop us. 1.4091 0.04864 132 90 33 9
1812 So...what are your plans for the future? 1.4091 0.05737 132 93 25 14
1813 Can you describe a recent situation where you’ve had to suppress your lizard brain? 1.4091 0.05886 132 92 26 14
1814 In this global catastrophe, we will offer a one time $1200 stimulus check. 1.4091 0.05787 132 91 28 13
1815 We've been around for millions of years, your investment couldn't be safer. 1.4091 0.05584 132 89 32 11
1816 So - where do you see your species in five years? 1.4091 0.05584 132 89 32 11
1817 I love this. It's got everything - dinosaurs, pathos... 1.4091 0.05983 132 93 24 15
1818 I think you'll last a long time here. 1.4091 0.05787 132 91 28 13
1819 Where would you like to be a year from now? 1.4091 0.05479 132 88 34 10
1820 And how would say you are under pressure? 1.4091 0.05686 132 90 30 12
1821 Says here you're clairvoyant? Tell me about that. 1.4091 0.05787 132 91 28 13
1822 Congratulations Mr. Saurus, you qualify for early retirement. 1.4091 0.05264 132 86 38 8
1823 Trust me -- it's all here. What could go wrong? 1.4091 0.05686 132 90 30 12
1824 Check out my ten year plan! 1.4091 0.05686 132 90 30 12
1825 Hurry up,we don't have all day. 1.4091 0.05584 132 89 32 11
1826 This notice is final, barring any acts of God 1.4091 0.05584 132 89 32 11
1827 From where I sit...things are looking pretty good... 1.4091 0.05479 132 88 34 10
1828 Really, What’s the chance of it happening again 1.4091 0.03307 132 99 23 10
1829 QUICK! Let’s go buy toilet paper! 1.4091 0.05686 132 90 30 12
1830 Just what sort of impact do you foresee? 1.4091 0.05686 132 90 30 12
1831 History no doubt will note that we have achieved beyond any previous civilization. 1.4091 0.05153 132 85 40 7
1832 Great news from our analytics team! They’re predicting explosive growth this quarter. 1.4091 0.05584 132 89 32 11
1833 It's a deal! Sign here and as soon as the meteor shower lets up, we can walk up the street and celebrate over dinner. 1.4091 0.05039 132 94 26 12
1834 It's going to go away with the warm weather. 1.4091 0.05686 132 90 30 12
1835 I think if we merge our companies, nothing can stop us. 1.4091 0.05372 132 87 36 9
1836 Our future is definitely in oil! 1.4091 0.05886 132 92 26 14
1837 You'll never see a deal this good in 65 million years. 1.4091 0.05208 132 93 27 12
1838 Is there an "extinction" clause in the contract? 1.4091 0.05686 132 90 30 12
1839 And climate here as warm as the year is long. I’m telling you; this place is to die for! 1.4091 0.05584 132 89 32 11
1840 Does the world really need another disaster movie? 1.4091 0.05584 132 89 32 11
1841 What could be the chances of another meteor hitting us? 1.4091 0.05264 132 91 30 11
1842 Yes, until the world ends, we pay according to scale. 1.4091 0.04981 132 91 31 10
1843 Not to worry. It's just a virus from outer space. And we're taking hydroxychloroquine. 1.4091 0.05787 132 91 28 13
1844 And I think you’ll find this severance package very reasonable, given the circumstances. 1.4091 0.05686 132 90 30 12
1845 So when can we start? We don’t have much time here. 1.4077 0.05427 130 86 35 9
1846 And I’ve also included flood insurance on your new condo so you should be good. 1.4077 0.05427 130 86 35 9
1847 Mondays, am I right? 1.4077 0.05536 130 87 33 10
1848 So what do you think of this 'fireball in the sky' poster I bought off ebay? 1.4077 0.05536 130 87 33 10
1849 First my wife makes us go vegan and now downsizing. Could it get any worse? 1.4077 0.05643 130 88 31 11
1850 I wouldn’t worry about it, it’s just like the flu 1.4077 0.05316 130 85 37 8
1851 So the vacancy is yours. Is there anyway you can start tomorrow? 1.4077 0.05427 130 86 35 9
1852 What is the biggest challenge you have overcome? 1.4077 0.05643 130 88 31 11
1853 It’s a once in a lifetime deal 1.4077 0.05087 130 83 41 6
1854 Sorry Mr. Nostrasaurus but this is a bit far fetched for our publication. 1.4077 0.05850 130 90 27 13
1855 Im not the only one getting fired. 1.4077 0.05028 130 90 30 10
1856 Mr. Rex, our top-end insurance plan covers everything, except perhaps a fireball from the sky! It's that comprehensive! 1.4077 0.05316 130 85 37 8
1857 With these investments you should be worried about the future. 1.4077 0.05536 130 87 33 10
1858 Short term disability? Of course! 1.4077 0.05316 130 85 37 8
1859 I understand you're concerned about climate change, but there's never been a better time to start investing in fossil fuels. 1.4077 0.05850 130 90 27 13
1860 If you read this contract carefully, you'll notice that there's no act of God clause that excuses you from delivering oil. 1.4077 0.05747 130 89 29 12
1861 What could go wrong? Historically, markets always go up, and the economy always expands. Sign here. 1.4077 0.05747 130 89 29 12
1862 Don’t look so gloomy, Jack. Life goes on. 1.4077 0.05589 130 90 28 12
1863 Of course you will be pleased to hear that this is an offer of permanent employment. 1.4077 0.05643 130 88 31 11
1864 Sign here. What could go wrong? 1.4077 0.05643 130 88 31 11
1865 You know what they say, " what goes around, comes around'! 1.4077 0.05536 130 87 33 10
1866 I'm also a big Bonnie Tyler fan but the song title isn't "Turn Around," it's "Once Upon a Time I Was Falling In Love." 1.4077 0.05747 130 88 29 12
1867 Of Course, HR will have to do a Background Check. 1.4077 0.04847 130 86 37 7
1868 May a meteor strike me dead if this isn't the best deal you've ever made 1.4077 0.05747 130 89 29 12
1869 It is going to effect all of us, but we may be able to flatten the curve by doing just a few small things. 1.4077 0.05536 130 87 33 10
1870 Just one more signature right here. Rest easy, this policy covers you and your family for everything and anything. 1.4077 0.05536 130 87 33 10
1871 Make that a short term loan. 1.4077 0.05260 130 92 26 12
1872 Check out these lifetime benefits. 1.4077 0.05536 130 87 33 10
1873 Look, if you shut everything down there's going to be a lot of deaths that way too 1.4077 0.06050 130 92 23 15
1874 Just sign here, Liz. You won't get a better deal in 65 million years! 1.4077 0.05536 130 87 33 10
1875 I guarantee you'll never see a deal like this again! 1.4060 0.05752 133 92 28 13
1876 ...so I told that Cockroach in Sales that he'll never be on top of the food chain! 1.4060 0.05850 133 93 26 14
1877 After careful consideration, we chose you for the job, you start tomorrow 1.4060 0.05752 133 92 28 13
1878 Dude, I know, but I’m still your younger brother and I’m still your boss. 1.4060 0.05652 133 91 30 12
1879 after while crocodile 😎 1.4060 0.05752 133 92 28 13
1880 I can see you having a bright future in our company! 1.4060 0.05394 133 91 31 11
1881 Finally No mask! No sanitizer! let’s get back to business! 1.4060 0.05752 133 92 28 13
1882 Meteor or asteroid? No, this is just something else the Democrats have cooked up to try and make me look bad! 1.4060 0.05498 133 92 29 12
1883 I must emphasize that this is a temporary position 1.4060 0.05652 133 91 30 12
1884 Just sign here. Let’s face it, it’s a great gig and we rule. Seriously, what’s the worst that can happen? 1.4060 0.05850 133 93 26 14
1885 Frankly, your Q3 numbers aren’t great. But it’s not the end of the world. 1.4060 0.05341 133 88 36 9
1886 Interesting proposal, Dean, but our stockholders see no need to establish colonies on other planets. 1.4060 0.05233 133 87 38 8
1887 Where do you you hope to be in five years? 1.4060 0.05446 133 89 34 10
1888 Extinctio8n? That's about as likely as Trump becoming president. 1.4060 0.05752 133 92 28 13
1889 End of civilization? Don't you think that's a little alarmist Doctor? 1.4060 0.05550 133 90 32 11
1890 I'm feeling very optimistic... 1.4060 0.05341 133 88 36 9
1891 Sure there's a meteorite coming, but the economy... 1.4060 0.05233 133 92 30 11
1892 We'll keep it on file in case anything changes. 1.4060 0.05341 133 88 36 9
1893 And may I be struck down at my desk if I’m wrong, but here at Gateriffic Mfg LLC our shoes are made from recycled plastic only. 1.4060 0.05652 133 91 30 12
1894 And—they make me say this—past performance is no guarantee of future returns. 1.4060 0.05652 133 91 30 12
1895 We have an opening for a temp position. 1.4060 0.05752 133 92 28 13
1896 There's never been a better time to invest in fossil fuels! 1.4060 0.05752 133 92 28 13
1897 We should probably have a succession plan. 1.4060 0.05550 133 90 32 11
1898 . “Of course the 401k match doesn’t start for 6 months” 1.4048 0.05186 126 81 39 6
1899 Where do you see yourself in 65 million years? 1.4046 0.05608 131 89 31 11
1900 Hydroxycholoriquine will save us all, I've heard great things about it. 1.4046 0.06012 131 93 23 15
1901 Asteroids are a liberal hoax. It says so in the Bible. 1.4046 0.05914 131 92 25 14
1902 Sorry, as long as dinosaurs rule, an alligator can't be director. 1.4046 0.05502 131 88 33 10
1903 And, as his mother had taught him, Eugene listened politely and didn't interrupt his interviewer. The End. . 1.4046 0.05712 131 90 29 12
1904 My horoscope for today said to be on the alert for a hiccup in the markets. 1.4046 0.05172 131 85 39 7
1905 It was pure genius sending the coronavirus in first. 1.4046 0.05502 131 88 33 10
1906 I'm sorry, Jones. For the eighteenth time, the board has rejected your proposed "Meteor Shield". 1.4046 0.05608 131 89 31 11
1907 At least we can say we didn't cause it. 1.4046 0.05914 131 92 25 14
1908 This policy will protect you against anything! 1.4046 0.05608 131 89 31 11
1909 Always the worrier, George. Relax, the sky is not falling. 1.4046 0.05394 131 87 35 9
1910 This is exactly the kind of thing these peer reviews are saying, Henderson--you're a distraction, you're preoccupied with improbable scenarios, always playing the fool... 1.4046 0.05814 131 91 27 13
1911 You know, hundreds of dinosaurs die every year from falling rocks 1.4037 0.06401 109 76 22 11
1912 From the warm look on your face, I'll take it you're interested. 1.4037 0.05990 109 73 28 8
1913 I'd have to get hit by a meteorite for you to make partner. 1.4037 0.06267 109 75 24 10
1914 Well, obviously we’d like you to start working ASAP. 1.4031 0.05668 129 88 30 11
1915 Except for war or acts of God, your long-term contract with Amalgamated Blowers is rock solid. 1.4031 0.05337 129 85 36 8
1916 Yes, we’re all very optimistic... 1.4031 0.05450 129 86 34 9
1917 So, you'll get either the upper or lower part of the stream and she'll get the lake with the beach 1.4031 0.05560 129 87 32 10
1918 Mr. Rex says he wants to have me for dinner. Suffice to say, I‘m very excited about my future with this company! 1.4031 0.05560 129 87 32 10
1919 And that my friend is the reason why I get to sit on this side of the desk !” 1.4016 0.05837 127 88 27 12
1920 We have great working conditions here. 1.4016 0.04508 127 87 33 7
1921 I’m telling you, Harold. Asteroid insurance is unnecessary. 1.4016 0.05729 127 87 29 11
1922 We have plenty of time to take care of this. 1.4016 0.06047 127 90 23 14
1923 Don’t be alarmed, it’s just a burning muffin 1.4016 0.05619 127 86 31 10
1924 Thank you for signing, the trama study begins next week 1.4016 0.04906 127 90 27 10
1925 Don't worry, we are too big to fail 1.4016 0.05619 127 86 31 10
1926 All our recent projections tell us an asteroid strike is very unlikely 1.4016 0.05729 127 87 29 11
1927 I can’t believe you’re selling the Yucatán peninsula so cheap! 1.4016 0.05392 127 84 35 8
1928 I like to look at the bright side, Frank. I’m an optimist. 1.4016 0.04295 127 88 32 7
1929 Oh just ignore the asteroid behind me. It’s just another conspiracy. Now, why should we hire you? 1.4016 0.05619 127 86 31 10
1930 Oh, good. My ride is almost here... 1.4016 0.06047 127 90 23 14
1931 Go out there and tell everyone this is fake news. Tell them we get hit my hundreds of meteors everyday and this is nothing to be worried about. 1.4016 0.05729 127 87 29 11
1932 So, you were saying you think we should be getting into the oil industry? 1.4016 0.05619 127 86 31 10
1933 Asteroids smash-asteroids; what do those scientists know? 1.4016 0.05729 127 87 29 11
1934 You’ve got to buy now. Just look at all the signs, the market is clearly heading for a boom. 1.4016 0.05837 127 88 27 12
1935 It all started with a Big Bang! We’ll show ‘em! 1.4016 0.06047 127 90 23 14
1936 It’s just four weeks of furlough, not the end of the world. 1.4016 0.03993 127 96 20 11
1937 At least we won’t need to worry about Coronavirus anymore 1.4016 0.05837 127 88 27 12
1938 Don, I asked you in today to talk about your retirement package. 1.4016 0.05729 127 87 29 11
1939 Tell me more about your experience with crisis management. 1.4016 0.05392 127 84 35 8
1940 So tell me, what are you doing for self care these days? 1.4016 0.05275 127 83 37 7
1941 Sure, we can include a double indemnity clause. Why do you ask? 1.4016 0.05619 127 86 31 10
1942 Of course it’s the end of the world as we know it, but I feel fine! 1.4016 0.05619 127 86 31 10
1943 I have no plans for the immediate future 1.4016 0.05155 127 82 39 6
1944 Tell me about a time you experienced impending doom. 1.4016 0.05619 127 86 31 10
1945 look Geoff, I've read your report on living with covid 19 and I've got to ask, why so negative? 1.4016 0.05943 127 88 25 13
1946 I see your future as very bright 1.4016 0.05506 127 85 33 9
1947 When hearing your review feedback seems hard, just remember we’re all going to die. 1.4016 0.05837 127 88 27 12
1948 I just don’t see a future for the mammals Brian 1.4016 0.05392 127 84 35 8
1949 The asteroid? It’s going to disappear. It’s like a miracle — it will disappear. 1.4016 0.05837 127 88 27 12
1950 Whisky? 1.4016 0.05943 127 89 25 13
1951 I would suggest a short term policy 1.4016 0.05837 127 88 27 12
1952 It’s our most popular policy- covers everything but a mass extinction! 1.4016 0.05729 127 87 29 11
1953 Why would I be worried? I just dumped all my stocks. 1.4016 0.05619 127 86 31 10
1954 We need somebody to hit the ground running. 1.4016 0.05506 127 85 33 9
1955 Is she behind me right now? 1.4016 0.03402 127 90 31 6
1956 Call me optimistic, but I think I’m going to like your third-quarter projections. 1.4016 0.04777 127 84 37 6
1957 I ought to fire you for that look. 1.4016 0.05729 127 87 29 11
1958 One more question, where do you see yourself in five years? 1.4016 0.05729 127 87 29 11
1959 Your contract with us will expire shortly. 1.4016 0.05729 127 87 29 11
1960 No, Rodney, the force majeure doesn’t cover meteors! 1.4016 0.05837 127 88 27 12
1961 I think we’ll both be fired soon... 1.4016 0.06047 127 90 23 14
1962 Without the extinction rider you can save 15% 1.4016 0.05155 127 82 39 6
1963 I suggest the adjustable rate mortgage. 1.4016 0.05334 127 86 32 9
1964 To sum up, my investment advice is: think long term! 1.4016 0.05506 127 85 33 9
1965 Thanks for coming in. We will let you know tomorrow. 1.4016 0.05155 127 82 39 6
1966 Ten million days straight without an accident! 1.4016 0.05837 127 88 27 12
1967 Please have a little faith in future! Sign there and there please. 1.4016 0.05729 127 87 29 11
1968 What made you want to look up golden parachute ? 1.4016 0.05506 127 85 32 9
1969 Why planetary physics, Larry? There's no future in that for guys like us. 1.4016 0.05506 127 85 33 9
1970 Extinction, come on get real. 1.4016 0.05334 127 91 24 12
1971 Someday you might sit on this side of the desk, but you know they say "things can change in a split second"... So always watch your back! 1.4016 0.05392 127 84 35 8
1972 Looking ahead, I suggest you consider petroleum. 1.4016 0.05619 127 86 31 10
1973 It's a sure-fire deal. What could go wrong? 1.4016 0.05334 127 86 32 9
1974 Is there anything you'd like to add? 1.4016 0.05837 127 88 27 12
1975 We are making history today. 1.4016 0.05943 127 89 25 13
1976 ...so, Mr Jones, will you be taking the catastrophic insurance cover? 1.4016 0.05619 127 86 31 10
1977 You'll love our 401K Plan 1.4016 0.05392 127 84 35 8
1978 Welcome aboard, J.B. I' have a feeling you're going to be a real ball of fire. 1.4016 0.05275 127 83 37 7
1979 The market is cyclical, Jim. Your portfolio will build value in the long term. 1.4016 0.04842 127 82 40 5
1980 We'd love to make this a long-term commitment. 1.4016 0.05729 127 87 29 11
1981 Consider the long term benefits! 1.4016 0.05275 127 83 37 7
1982 With this portfolio your long-term outlook is great. 1.4016 0.05837 127 88 27 12
1983 Top of the food chain! Top of the world! There’s no stopping us now! 1.4016 0.05729 127 87 29 11
1984 Well, as long as the economy isn't harmed. 1.4016 0.05729 127 87 29 11
1985 Now let me tell you about the extended warranty! 1.4016 0.05619 127 86 31 10
1986 Don't worry .. it is all fake news. 1.4016 0.05506 127 85 33 9
1987 Asteroid insurance? I didn't peg you for a sucker! 1.4016 0.05619 127 86 31 10
1988 Look, I just pulled us out of the Triassic Accord. Climate change is a hoax invented by the arthropods. 1.4016 0.05619 127 86 31 10
1989 It’s a fantastic proposal. Your team thought of everything. 1.4016 0.05275 127 83 37 7
1990 Do you really want to know where I see myself in five years? 1.4016 0.05729 127 87 29 11
1991 You're making a great investment here, Mr. Saurus. If there's one thing I know, it's that the price of real estate only goes up! 1.4016 0.04842 127 87 32 8
1992 Don't worry, see how far we have come since we survived the previous big one. 1.4016 0.03914 127 93 25 9
1993 Ha! A meteor? What are the odds of that happening again? 1.4016 0.05943 127 89 25 13
1994 we find your views on fossil fuel intriguing 1.4016 0.05619 127 86 31 10
1995 Sorry, our insurance policy simply doesn’t cover flaming asteroids. Would you like a complimentary pen? 1.4016 0.05506 127 85 33 9
1996 I’m not worried. They didn’t have shatter proof glass in the Mesozoic period. 1.4016 0.05619 127 86 31 10
1997 Sorry, just don't see how your ability to predict impending doom can be monetized. 1.4016 0.06150 127 91 21 15
1998 So where do you see yourself in five years from now? 1.4016 0.05837 127 88 27 12
1999 This annuity pays out no matter what happens ! 1.4016 0.05729 127 87 29 11
2000 I think you're going to regret not taking the extended warranty coverage. 1.4016 0.05729 127 87 29 11
2001 You're going to have a great future with this company. Welcome aboard! 1.4016 0.05155 127 87 31 9
2002 'What can I do, to get you into a lagoon, today?' 1.4016 0.05619 127 86 31 10
2003 What lasting impact will the historians credit us dinasours? 1.4016 0.05729 127 87 29 11
2004 “Our generous insurance policy covers everything except natural disasters.” 1.4016 0.05392 127 84 35 8
2005 Our kind survived pandemics and climate change. What could possibly go wrong now? 1.4016 0.05506 127 85 33 9
2006 Something tells me it's not a good time to invest. 1.4016 0.05392 127 84 35 8
2007 It will be fine, let’s open up the economy. 1.4016 0.05729 127 87 29 11
2008 We're looking for an HR director who can really shake up the climate around here. 1.4016 0.05943 127 89 25 13
2009 Naturally, the deductible would be waived in that unlikely event. 1.4016 0.05506 127 85 33 9
2010 How are you at dealing with stressful situations? 1.4016 0.05506 127 85 33 9
2011 No rush. Take some time to think it over. 1.4016 0.05392 127 84 35 8
2012 Oil! -That's the future, Mac! You gotta get into oil!!" 1.4016 0.05506 127 85 33 9
2013 I get the sense that you are not interested in the long term care option 1.4016 0.05729 127 87 29 11
2014 I got it, so this is an exit interview. 1.4016 0.05619 127 86 31 10
2015 Well, if you don’t like it fire me. I don’t care anymore 1.4000 0.05565 125 84 32 9
2016 Trust me, it's gonna be a hit 1.4000 0.05902 125 87 26 12
2017 They always said the market couldn't keep going up; we're here to prove them wrong 1.4000 0.05565 125 84 32 9
2018 We really liked your story about surviving those rocks that fall from the sky. But I don’t think we’ll publish it. We don’t want to scare anybody. You know how it is nowadays, everyone believes everything they read! 1.4000 0.05328 125 82 36 7
2019 You can expect a long and happy future here. 1.4000 0.05192 130 85 38 7
2020 Fireball? The new Mammalian hoax! 1.4000 0.05565 125 84 32 9
2021 First time I’ve ever had anyone ask about a ‘fireball from space’ exclusion under this policy.” 1.4000 0.05902 125 87 26 12
2022 Did you hear? The swans have returned to the rivers in Venice. 1.3984 0.05742 123 84 29 10
2023 Happy to have you on board, Greg. I am sure you will make an immediate impact 1.3984 0.04862 123 87 27 9
2024 So, as you can see, we’ve prepared for all possible scenarios. 1.3984 0.05505 123 82 33 8
2025 Our insurance plan covers everything. Except extinction, global pandemics and flashy things in the sky. 1.3984 0.05742 123 84 29 10
2026 So, how do you feel about working from home? 1.3984 0.05258 123 80 37 6
2027 Next, we just need to finish those stupid workplace safety videos 1.3984 0.05742 123 84 29 10
2028 There’s always tomorrow 1.3984 0.05857 123 85 27 11
2029 It’s no worse than a seasonal asteroid. 1.3984 0.05505 123 82 33 8
2030 you seem distracted, is everything okay? 1.3984 0.05970 123 86 25 12
2031 So, do you think this new painting is too big for the room? 1.3984 0.05857 123 85 27 11
2032 The predator gets his just reward! 1.3984 0.05505 123 82 33 8
2033 Extinction level event? Yeah, right - when earth freezes over! 1.3984 0.05383 123 81 35 7
2034 So far I’m loving 2020. 1.3984 0.05742 123 84 29 10
2035 Mercury is in retrograde, but we're doing just fine 1.3984 0.05129 123 79 39 5
2036 You've got that "deja vu all-over-again" look in your eyes. 1.3984 0.05625 123 83 31 9
2037 Right. And a meteor might streak down out of the sky and end life as we know it. 1.3984 0.05970 123 86 25 12
2038 As you can see , Mr Jones, your policy includes everything except force majeure 1.3984 0.04652 123 83 34 6
2039 Barring any unforeseen circumstances , we have a deal." 1.3984 0.05857 123 85 27 11
2040 Guaranteed--for as long as I'm ... 1.3984 0.05505 123 82 33 8
2041 Those are some very optimistic numbers your department submitted. 1.3984 0.05444 123 84 30 9
2042 You've always been a glass half empty guy. 1.3984 0.05857 123 85 27 11
2043 As you can see in this report, there’s no end to our growth in sight. 1.3984 0.05625 123 83 31 9
2044 And the best thing of all is the job security. 1.3984 0.05625 123 83 31 9
2045 Whoa!--looks like we're almost out of time. One last question: Where do you see yourself in forty million years? 1.3984 0.05505 123 82 33 8
2046 Welcome to Chicxulub! I'm telling you, they'll be talking about this town a million years from now! 1.3984 0.05505 123 82 33 8
2047 I guess now is a good time to say, see ya later alligator 1.3984 0.05857 123 85 27 11
2048 A warm, supportive work climate is the cornerstone of our success. 1.3984 0.05742 123 84 29 10
2049 Our comprehensive insurance policy will cover you in the event of fires, floods, earthquakes, landslides, theft, tornadoes, mudslides hurricanes, tsunamis, typhoons, drought, arson, and avalanches. 1.3984 0.05625 123 83 31 9
2050 Stop me if you've heard this one. A priest, minister, and rabbi are sitting in a bar when a pterodactyl flies through the door. 1.3984 0.04432 123 89 25 9
2051 So the behavioral question for this interview is, “how would you react if a meteor wiped out all of the dinosaurs?” 1.3984 0.05970 123 86 25 12
2052 See. Just as I predicted. Reptiles will rule forever! 1.3984 0.06080 123 87 23 13
2053 Which is why we just got rid of all storm shelters. 1.3984 0.05505 123 82 33 8
2054 Barring any unforeseen circumstances, we'll see you Monday morning at 9 AM. 1.3984 0.05625 123 83 31 9
2055 No, the policy does not cover asteroid impacts. Why? 1.3984 0.05857 123 85 27 11
2056 Tell me about a time you had to deal with a stressful situation. 1.3984 0.05625 123 83 31 9
2057 You look so comfortable, where do you put your tail when you sit in a chair? 1.3984 0.05857 123 85 27 11
2058 Sign here and your coverage will start tomorrow. 1.3984 0.05742 123 84 29 10
2059 There's definitely a boom coming - oil is the future! 1.3984 0.05742 123 84 29 10
2060 Don't wait to buy land; buy land and then wait! 1.3984 0.04652 123 88 26 9
2061 What do you want first, the good news or the bad? 1.3984 0.05258 123 80 37 6
2062 Where do you hope to see yourself in the next 500,000 years? 1.3984 0.05625 123 83 31 9
2063 I saw it too, but don’t worry; it’s just like the flu. 1.3968 0.05864 126 88 26 12
2064 knock knock? 1.3968 0.05864 126 88 26 12
2065 Where can you see yourself in 10 million years from now? 1.3968 0.05971 126 89 24 13
2066 I've noticed you've recently been working like there's no tomorrow. 1.3968 0.05971 126 89 24 13
2067 Ok, let’s talk about the longevity of this company. 1.3952 0.05705 124 85 29 10
2068 It's a Non-paid internship, but it's good for your resume. 1.3952 0.05589 124 84 31 9
2069 Oh yes, we strongly suggest the asteroid insurance. 1.3952 0.05349 124 82 35 7
2070 But most importantly, let’s discuss how this supposed ‘meteor’ will effect the economy 1.3952 0.05470 124 83 33 8
2071 The divorce papers weren't the only thing he didn't see coming 1.3952 0.05930 124 87 25 12
2072 It's just a little asteroid... do I look worried?".. 1.3952 0.05470 124 83 33 8
2073 Should the meteor miss 10% of life on earth, we have one temp to perm position available with cushy post-extinction benefits. 1.3952 0.05225 124 81 37 6
2074 Son, just sign here and your future is guaranteed! 1.3952 0.04408 124 90 25 9
2075 Don’t worry about the Act of God clause it’s just a technicality. 1.3952 0.05470 124 83 33 8
2076 While we're bullish on the futures market, I am required to advise you that past performance does not guarantee profits. 1.3952 0.05819 124 86 27 11
2077 Fossil fuels are definitely the future. 1.3952 0.05705 124 85 29 10
2078 Let’s circle back to this next week. 1.3952 0.05589 124 84 31 9
2079 Last year 37,000 dinosaurs died from the common flu. Nothing is shut down, life and the economy go on... Think about that. 1.3952 0.05705 124 85 29 10
2080 I ordered it for curbside pickup, but they insisted on direct delivery. 1.3952 0.05225 124 81 37 6
2081 Trust me, taking out a life insurance policy doesn’t mean bad things will happen to you. 1.3952 0.05705 124 85 29 10
2082 Excuse me, where’s your mask? 1.3952 0.05470 124 83 33 8
2083 We’re so excited for you to join the team, it’s been so long since we’ve had a new meteorologist 1.3952 0.05705 124 85 29 10
2084 GEICO can save you 30% on all your insurance needs.... 1.3952 0.05819 124 86 27 11
2085 Do you ever feel you’re becoming obsolete? 1.3952 0.05589 124 84 31 9
2086 Finally 1.3952 0.05819 124 86 27 11
2087 And then I said: who needs a bomb shelter nowadays 1.3952 0.05819 124 86 27 11
2088 Fossil fuel futures are at an all time high. 1.3952 0.05287 124 89 24 11
2089 Leonard, you cold-blooded son of a bitch–how are you? 1.3952 0.05470 124 83 33 8
2090 Of course all our glass is shatter is shatter proof. Why do you ask? 1.3952 0.05819 124 86 27 11
2091 I told them I'll retire over my dead body. 1.3952 0.05705 124 85 29 10
2092 I strongly recommend a conservative portfolio, since you never know when the crash will occur. 1.3952 0.05705 124 85 29 10
2093 Extinction is always a good reason to diversify your portfolio. 1.3952 0.05470 124 83 33 8
2094 ...and in the unlikely case of extinction, we can ensure that all of your assets are preserved in tar. 1.3952 0.05930 124 87 25 12
2095 And what do you see yourself doing in five years? 1.3952 0.05470 124 83 33 8
2096 Sure, it's not the best deal, but it's not the end of the world, either. 1.3952 0.05705 124 85 29 10
2097 I'll just need you to sign this extinction clause 1.3952 0.05349 124 82 35 7
2098 I say long-term investments are the way to go. I predict only good news on the horizon and markets will be stable for years to come. 1.3952 0.05705 124 85 29 10
2099 It's bumper-to-bumper for 20,000 miles, or until the apocalypse, whichever comes first. 1.3952 0.05705 124 85 29 10
2100 So, it says here you are good at predicting the future. 1.3952 0.05349 124 82 35 7
2101 Sign here and we'll be both be set for life. 1.3952 0.05098 124 80 39 5
2102 No need to read the fine print. 1.3952 0.03098 124 85 36 3
2103 Don't worry you can let me know your decision whenever. There's no rush. 1.3952 0.05589 124 84 31 9
2104 I never thought you'd agree to a lifetime contract! 1.3952 0.05819 124 86 27 11
2105 After all, tomorrow is another day. 1.3952 0.05589 124 84 31 9
2106 I highly recommend the extended warranty 1.3952 0.05589 124 84 31 9
2107 I see something I said bothers you. 1.3952 0.05705 124 85 29 10
2108 Phil, this has you covered for the next 4 billion years, and by then we'' ll be in full recovery. 1.3952 0.05349 124 82 35 7
2109 I really think you should reconsider our extended warranty. 1.3952 0.05819 124 86 27 11
2110 It doesn't pay a lot to start, but you'll be fabulously wealthy by the Holocene. 1.3952 0.05589 124 84 31 9
2111 So, is that everything before we're finished? 1.3952 0.04901 124 86 30 8
2112 The President says it’s just a minor meteor. 1.3952 0.05705 124 90 21 13
2113 With this merger completed, there’ll be no stopping us! 1.3952 0.05705 124 85 29 10
2114 At least we’re survived the virus. I’m looking forward to the recovery. 1.3952 0.05589 124 84 31 9
2115 There's never a 'perfect' time to buy life assurance 1.3952 0.05589 124 84 31 9
2116 Someday all of this will be yours 1.3952 0.04901 124 84 34 6
2117 ... and that's the legal definition of an 'Act of God'. Why do you ask? 1.3952 0.05589 124 84 31 9
2118 Sign this baby and your world will never be the same! 1.3952 0.05819 124 86 27 11
2119 Your year-end bonus will have a little surprise in it. 1.3952 0.05470 124 83 33 8
2120 I hope you'r not paying attention to those scientists who say we may not dominate the earth forever. 1.3952 0.06040 124 88 23 13
2121 I can't believe that I convinced him that the bunker was the better office! 1.3952 0.05705 124 85 29 10
2122 Of course, here at First Reptilian, we like to take the long view on investment strategies. 1.3952 0.05470 124 83 33 8
2123 This will be a historic moment. 1.3952 0.05225 124 81 37 6
2124 This is a once-in-a-lifetime chance − to see Pangea, before it's gone. 1.3952 0.04834 124 93 19 12
2125 I wouldn't hire you with resume if it were the end of the world. 1.3952 0.04333 124 92 22 10
2126 I hear it's gonna be a blast! 1.3952 0.05705 124 85 29 10
2127 Hoax, smokes, they say it will just go away in April, you know, when it warms up. 1.3952 0.05705 124 85 29 10
2128 Double indemnity clause? You betcha! 1.3952 0.05930 124 87 25 12
2129 Your pension is now vested. Congratulations! 1.3952 0.05819 124 86 27 11
2130 Oh, and how long do you project this "new normal" will last? 1.3952 0.05589 124 84 31 9
2131 It’s the “futures” market Herb! We’ve got to buy, buy, buy like there’s no tomorrow. 1.3952 0.05705 124 85 29 10
2132 That is a nice zoom background . 1.3952 0.05470 124 83 33 8
2133 And our retirement plan is to die for. 1.3952 0.05819 124 86 27 11
2134 Sign it. A new era is coming. 1.3952 0.05705 124 85 29 10
2135 There you go sir your comprehensive insurance policy, effective tomorrow. 1.3952 0.05819 124 86 27 11
2136 Your stock options vest next month, why do you ask? 1.3952 0.05819 124 86 27 11
2137 And that's the end of the story 1.3945 0.06116 109 75 25 9
2138 Tell me about your time management skills. 1.3945 0.06116 109 75 25 9
2139 You have a bright future my boy. Very bright indeed! 1.3945 0.06254 109 76 23 10
2140 We're pleased to offer you a lifetime contract 1.3945 0.05832 109 73 29 7
2141 Sign here and your insurance coverage begins immediately. 1.3945 0.05976 109 74 27 8
2142 Thats why they call it catastrophic insurance 1.3945 0.06116 109 75 25 9
2143 Bringing you on board will definitely shake things up around here! 1.3945 0.05976 109 74 27 8
2144 And you can sign here with the peace of mind that it has a lifetime guarantee! 1.3945 0.05976 109 74 27 8
2145 I can tell by your lack of running around screaming that you work well under pressure. 1.3945 0.05976 109 74 27 8
2146 No we don't cover life insurance, why do you ask? 1.3937 0.05380 127 85 34 8
2147 Comet? Please, that’s a liberal hoax! 1.3937 0.05826 127 89 26 12
2148 Oh fantastic, it looks like the American president is coming! 1.3934 0.05998 122 86 24 12
2149 This is all you could find on Joe Biden? 1.3934 0.05998 122 86 24 12
2150 You really should sign this, its not like the worlds going to end tomorrow. 1.3934 0.05768 122 84 28 10
2151 ‘You were right, Dad. All those years in school, no vacations, parties, or girlfriends. Look at me now!’ 1.3934 0.05884 122 85 26 11
2152 I'd sign it, you never know when the next crisis will hit 1.3934 0.05528 122 82 32 8
2153 The odds of that happening twice are reasonably low 1.3934 0.05884 122 85 26 11
2154 ‘Can I recommend the extended warranty with your purchase?’ 1.3934 0.05649 122 83 30 9
2155 Sir. If you still want to rent that lovely flat in New York, now it’s the right time. 1.3934 0.05768 122 84 28 10
2156 Relax Joe! In the long run we are all dead! 1.3934 0.05528 122 82 32 8
2157 Hehe, I already sold my stock. 1.3934 0.05768 122 84 28 10
2158 Don’t mind that, we’re at the top. Can’t hurt us. 1.3934 0.05649 122 83 30 9
2159 Trust me, this is the opportunity of a lifetime. 1.3934 0.05768 122 84 28 10
2160 Our insurance policy even covers natural disasters 1.3934 0.05884 122 85 26 11
2161 Your strategy for oil futures is very impressive. 1.3934 0.03782 122 90 24 8
2162 And how do you see yourself in 66 million years? 1.3934 0.05884 122 85 26 11
2163 So, can you start on Monday? 1.3934 0.05528 122 82 32 8
2164 ..."Do you want your skin made into a Birkin bag or Cowboy boots ? 1.3934 0.06220 122 88 20 14
2165 Great news, we just signed a 99 year lease and got a discount for paying upfront. 1.3934 0.06110 122 87 22 13
2166 Relax, Gates -- the market always rebounds. Just ride it out. 1.3934 0.06110 122 87 22 13
2167 So tell me, Rex, where do you see yourself in, say, the next 65 million years? 1.3934 0.06110 122 87 22 13
2168 Well, it looks as if you are going to have a great future with this company! 1.3934 0.05404 122 81 34 7
2169 So, Gene. Where do you see yourself in five years? 1.3934 0.06110 122 87 22 13
2170 Don’t worry. I pledge to you it will simply go away. It will disappear. 1.3934 0.05649 122 83 30 9
2171 So .... I keep the building unless it's hit by an asteroid, agreed? 1.3934 0.05768 122 84 28 10
2172 Hey man, I’m sorry. But it’s not the end of the world. 1.3934 0.05998 122 86 24 12
2173 This plan guarantees we are ‘Top of the food chain’ for another million years. What could possibly go wrong? 1.3934 0.06110 122 87 22 13
2174 I'm telling ya, kid, the Mezozoic is gonna be HOT! 1.3934 0.05404 122 81 34 7
2175 So tell me, how do you see yourself in 5 years? 1.3934 0.05884 122 85 26 11
2176 Don’t look so depressed cousin, this isn’t the end of the world. 1.3934 0.05768 122 84 28 10
2177 Who needs a force majeure clause? 1.3934 0.05528 122 82 32 8
2178 The “Act of God Law” applies to a falling tree branch or something more severe, say the whole tree! 1.3934 0.05528 122 82 32 8
2179 You don’t have to worry. It’s not the end of the world! 1.3934 0.05404 122 83 31 8
2180 I hear we get to work from home until the Mesozoic Era ends. 1.3934 0.06220 122 88 20 14
2181 Just sign. It’s not the end of the world! 1.3934 0.05404 122 81 34 7
2182 On top of all that, we payout double if the event is catastrophic. 1.3934 0.05884 122 85 26 11
2183 Where do you plan on being in 5 years? 1.3934 0.05148 122 79 38 5
2184 Barring any acts of God, this contract is a wrap. 1.3934 0.05884 122 85 26 11
2185 I'd say longterm your portfolio looks rock solid. 1.3934 0.05404 122 81 34 7
2186 Do you ever feel this primordial uncertainty about life? 1.3934 0.05404 122 81 34 7
2187 Life insurance is a cornerstone to protecting your family in case something happens to you. 1.3934 0.05277 122 80 36 6
2188 Yes, It is a beautiful view. 1.3934 0.05884 122 85 26 11
2189 Our health care insurance is out of this world! Why? 1.3934 0.05884 122 85 26 11
2190 Why yes, it does provide extinction coverage. 1.3934 0.05528 122 82 32 8
2191 Sign here and the planet's yours! 1.3934 0.05649 122 83 30 9
2192 It's clear you have a bright future here at Stego, Bronto, and Birnbaum. 1.3934 0.05998 122 86 24 12
2193 This is a better deal than the Geico Gecko got!!” 1.3934 0.05768 122 84 28 10
2194 But think of the potential for advancement. 1.3934 0.05649 122 83 30 9
2195 So that’s your best description of yourself? Fireball? 1.3934 0.05884 122 85 26 11
2196 Give me a minute to think it over. 1.3934 0.05884 122 85 26 11
2197 Stop worrying. The sky isn't falling. 1.3934 0.05884 122 85 26 11
2198 Where do you see yourself long term? 1.3934 0.05998 122 86 24 12
2199 This is a chance to get in on the ground floor of a new era. 1.3920 0.05435 125 84 33 8
2200 When I told them I 'm retiring, they promised I'd go out with a bang. 1.3920 0.04738 125 86 32 7
2201 I'm sorry but you have as much chance of being published in the New Yorker as me being hit by a meteorite! 1.3920 0.05891 125 88 25 12
2202 That’s what I meant when I said 5:00 was the actual deadline for this report. 1.3917 0.05332 120 79 35 6
2203 we aren’t looking for doomsdayers here but for proactive dinosaurs who say ‘yes, and’ to problems small and catastrophic! 1.3917 0.04704 120 87 24 9
2204 I’m not falling for that again Fred. Now let’s just finish your quarterly review. 1.3917 0.06069 120 85 23 12
2205 I heard there is a meteor shower today. 1.3917 0.05332 120 79 35 6
2206 It took us a billion years, but now it's our turn… 1.3917 0.05461 120 80 33 7
2207 We are looking for someone who can start from the beginning. 1.3917 0.05461 120 80 33 7
2208 I just tweeted that asteroids were fake news. 1.3917 0.05712 120 82 29 9
2209 We had a meteoric rise. Nothing can stop us now. 1.3917 0.05712 120 82 29 9
2210 Been around long enough to know extinction is relative. 1.3917 0.05461 120 80 33 7
2211 Your job is secure unless, of course, a meteor strikes. 1.3917 0.05833 120 83 27 10
2212 A new era, Ted: something most of our species would die for. 1.3917 0.05833 120 83 27 10
2213 Reclassified as a temp position I'm afraid. 1.3917 0.05588 120 81 31 8
2214 We're especially proud of our company motto -- 'The world is ours forever.' 1.3917 0.05952 120 84 25 11
2215 I guess I shouldn't've wished for my boss to die 1.3917 0.06069 120 85 23 12
2216 All of a sudden, every alligator in town is selling their stock - you guys must know something I don't! 1.3917 0.05952 120 84 25 11
2217 Give us a call if you don't hear from us in a week. 1.3917 0.05712 120 82 29 9
2218 Your first paycheck will be direct deposited in your account in 2 weeks. Health benefits start in 60 days 1.3902 0.05730 123 85 28 10
2219 This is my final offer before I get burned! 1.3902 0.05244 123 86 28 9
2220 Love your report here, Bob, you’re really going places. 1.3902 0.05370 123 82 34 7
2221 It seems like we’ll be working remotely for the foreseeable future 1.3902 0.05492 123 83 32 8
2222 Invest now, it'll be the best decision you ever made.. 1.3902 0.06069 123 88 22 13
2223 Yes, there are studies and science. But I have to see it to believe it. You know, nothing gets past me 1.3902 0.05370 123 82 34 7
2224 The resume looks great! Where do you see yourself in five thousand years? 1.3902 0.06069 123 88 22 13
2225 Do you have any short-term opportunities? 1.3902 0.05845 123 86 26 11
2226 And just think how grateful your kids will be that you assured them a bright future. 1.3902 0.05116 123 80 38 5
2227 It's just a comet 1.3902 0.06069 123 88 22 13
2228 this could be the beginning of your meteoric rise. 1.3902 0.05958 123 87 24 12
2229 Monday’s right? 1.3902 0.05612 123 84 30 9
2230 Well, at least now you can file for unemployment! 1.3902 0.02974 123 92 24 7
2231 Go lighter on the red meat and you’re gonna stick around for a long time. 1.3902 0.05116 123 80 38 5
2232 Listen, Rex. We’re at the top of our game and you want out. What do you know that I don’t? 1.3902 0.05730 123 85 28 10
2233 Your Life Insurance Policy is all done, and all you have left to do is sign right here. 1.3902 0.05845 123 86 26 11
2234 Where do you think you’ll be in ten years? 1.3902 0.05958 123 87 24 12
2235 Relax! This isn't my first rodeo..." 1.3902 0.04709 123 87 28 8
2236 So, which will it be? I haven't got all day. 1.3902 0.05492 123 83 32 8
2237 And don't forget the long-term care benefit we provide to our top execs and their families. 1.3902 0.05492 123 83 32 8
2238 Why yes we do have a force majeure clause. Why do you ask? 1.3902 0.05730 123 85 28 10
2239 Congratulations! You have a great future here. 1.3902 0.05370 123 82 34 7
2240 Don’t worry. Trump doesn’t wear a mask either. 1.3902 0.06178 123 89 20 14
2241 Sign up and we will set the world on fire. 1.3902 0.05730 123 85 28 10
2242 You're investing everything in oil futures? 1.3902 0.05244 123 81 36 6
2243 We'll preserve your DNA in amber so you can be revived by a reckless entrepreneur someday. 1.3902 0.05958 123 87 24 12
2244 You have twenty one days to review and sign. Unless you want your money immediately. 1.3902 0.05370 123 82 34 7
2245 Where do you see yourself in, oh, 66 million years? 1.3902 0.05612 123 84 30 9
2246 Stop looking so glum. Our future never looked brighter. 1.3902 0.05492 123 83 32 8
2247 Sorry, but your model is based on the worst case scenario" 1.3902 0.05730 123 85 28 10
2248 Change of plan. Invest in oil. 1.3902 0.05116 123 80 38 5
2249 If it so happens, it's covered under standard homeowners insurance. 1.3902 0.05244 123 81 36 6
2250 We can offer you a temporary position. 1.3902 0.05612 123 84 30 9
2251 Well, I’m still going to need you to get that report to me by 5pm. 1.3902 0.05370 123 82 34 7
2252 No, your insurance doesn't cover asteroids. Why do you ask? 1.3902 0.05492 123 83 32 8
2253 We're on top ... what could go wrong? 1.3902 0.05958 123 87 24 12
2254 Life expectancy here is actually going up 1.3898 0.05713 118 82 25 10
2255 Execs like Jim are going the way of the dodo - this is OUR time! 1.3898 0.05520 118 79 32 7
2256 my job?! over my dead body. 1.3898 0.06022 118 83 24 11
2257 as I was telling you an asteroid insurance is a little bit expensive but it's worth it 1.3898 0.05901 118 82 26 10
2258 I saw it coming 1.3898 0.06022 118 83 24 11
2259 Your 401k is performing well. 1.3898 0.05251 118 77 36 5
2260 Hey, Gary, Do you have plans for lunch? 1.3898 0.05650 118 80 30 8
2261 We’re gonna Nuke the thing. We have the best Nukes 1.3898 0.05520 118 79 32 7
2262 It's once in a lifetime opportunity, think about it 1.3898 0.05777 118 81 28 9
2263 It’s like they say, when you’re given a seat on a rocket ship, you don’t ask which seat. You just get on. 1.3898 0.05520 118 79 32 7
2264 I promise you. This deal will go down in history. 1.3898 0.06022 118 83 24 11
2265 One of my notable skills is predicting the future. 1.3898 0.06141 118 84 22 12
2266 Did I mention that we offer great health insurance benefits? 1.3898 0.05111 118 76 38 4
2267 Well no, your insurance won’t cover interruption of business caused by meteorites, but what are the odds of that happening? 1.3898 0.06022 118 83 24 11
2268 I'm actually looking for something more short term 1.3898 0.05777 118 81 28 9
2269 Your paper on clean energy is going to change the world 1.3898 0.05650 118 80 30 8
2270 Would you consider yourself as a resilient person? 1.3898 0.05520 118 79 32 7
2271 meteor than WHAT? 1.3898 0.05901 118 82 26 10
2272 Asteroids? Nothing to worry about. Fake news. 1.3898 0.05650 118 85 22 11
2273 so much for meteorless Monday 1.3898 0.05387 118 78 34 6
2274 So tell me, how do you fare in a high-risk environment? 1.3898 0.05251 118 87 20 11
2275 We disinfected everything before you came in. We have taken every precaution 1.3898 0.05777 118 81 28 9
2276 I guarantee your life will change. 1.3898 0.05901 118 82 26 10
2277 Here at Dinosaur Life we pride ourselves on protecting your family from even those one in a million risks. 1.3898 0.05251 118 77 36 5
2278 Is long-term planning one of your strengths? 1.3898 0.05650 118 80 30 8
2279 Of course, in these troubling times you may have to work from home. 1.3898 0.05320 118 80 31 7
2280 Your Transfer Request was approved and your timing couldn't be better. 1.3898 0.05520 118 79 32 7
2281 Y’know, Harry, these financial projections can wait. Wanna go have lunch at the La Brea Diner? 1.3898 0.06141 118 84 22 12
2282 We're expecting explosive growth this quarter. 1.3898 0.05520 118 79 32 7
2283 ...and this policy pays double in case of death by accident. 1.3898 0.05520 118 79 32 7
2284 Our retirement plan is second to none. 1.3898 0.05320 118 85 23 10
2285 Trust me, the second wave will be a cinch. 1.3898 0.05713 118 83 25 10
2286 I always reject the comet coverage. 1.3898 0.05650 118 80 30 8
2287 My advice? Don't invest in tarpits. 1.3898 0.06258 118 85 20 13
2288 So as you can see, our quarterly earnings are about to plummet 1.3898 0.05387 118 78 34 6
2289 Hindsight is for mammals. We dinosaurs are all about the future! 1.3898 0.05777 118 81 28 9
2290 I see a meteoric rise in your future. 1.3898 0.06022 118 83 24 11
2291 How would you say you handle the unexpected? 1.3898 0.05251 118 77 36 5
2292 Well, it’s the end of the world, and I just wanted to fire an employee one last time. 1.3898 0.05650 118 80 30 8
2293 You had me there for a second but I know you're bluffing. 1.3898 0.05650 118 80 30 8
2294 The Five-fifteen to New Rochelle, why? 1.3898 0.05520 118 79 32 7
2295 Your amphibious skills are impressive, but we need tall, rangy and herbivorous. 1.3898 0.05650 118 80 30 8
2296 Trust me! It's fake news! 1.3898 0.05650 118 80 30 8
2297 I'm pleased to inform you that your small business loan application has been approved! 1.3898 0.05777 118 81 28 9
2298 Seriously though, where do you see yourself in five years? 1.3898 0.05520 118 79 32 7
2299 Someday, this’will all be yours! 1.3898 0.05520 118 79 32 7
2300 So how are things? 1.3898 0.05777 118 81 28 9
2301 You're qualified and we have no doubt you can do the job, but we have to hire a monkey. 1.3898 0.06141 118 84 22 12
2302 Suddenly, the chance to make millions didn’t seem to mean so much... 1.3898 0.05901 118 82 26 10
2303 Let's be frank here, it's not like the world is going to end tomorrow if this doesn't work out. 1.3898 0.05650 118 80 30 8
2304 This is a once in a lifetime deal. 1.3898 0.05520 118 79 32 7
2305 These warnings about an asteroid hitting Earth are a hoax! 1.3898 0.05650 118 80 30 8
2306 Your policy covers you for all disasters except what we like to call “acts of God”. Almost never happen. Trust me. 1.3898 0.05520 118 79 32 7
2307 If we were in danger my tail would've popped off by now. 1.3898 0.05777 118 81 28 9
2308 You're killing it this month... You're one cold-blooded predator! 1.3898 0.05901 118 82 26 10
2309 We’re going all in for solar energy! 1.3898 0.05520 118 79 32 7
2310 After this deal, our future is secure. 1.3898 0.06141 118 84 22 12
2311 No, you listen to me Mr so-called expert. I'm taking hydroxychloroquine so I'm gonna be fine no matter what happens. 1.3884 0.05794 121 84 27 10
2312 Quite frankly, this life insurance plan will give you more bang for your buck. 1.3884 0.04676 121 88 24 9
2313 We've just axed half of the Plant Maintenance Department - those chumps will never see it coming. 1.3884 0.05166 121 89 21 11
2314 Actually, we cut the NSC asteroid preparedness program, but if we ever need 'em we can get them very quickly. 1.3884 0.06140 121 87 21 13
2315 Great! I think this umbrella policy has got you covered! 1.3884 0.05912 121 85 25 11
2316 We're really looking for a someone who can evolve with the company while keeping a finger on forecast trends. 1.3884 0.05912 121 85 25 11
2317 It's the best Term Life Policy we offer. 1.3884 0.05426 121 81 33 7
2318 The situation seems to be evolving rapidly. 1.3884 0.05794 121 84 27 10
2319 Come on, I don't have all day. 1.3884 0.05551 121 82 31 8
2320 The good news is you're the new CEO. The bad news is we're about to go extinct. 1.3884 0.05912 121 85 25 11
2321 Your policy covers everything imaginable—wildfires, floods, rock slides, crazed woolly mammoths—everything! 1.3884 0.05794 121 84 27 10
2322 We want someone for the long haul. Where do you see yourself in 65 million years? 1.3884 0.05674 121 83 29 9
2323 Imagine that! They had a Department of Astrophysical Threats! I got rid of them and their telescopes. We can always set up one, when necessary. 1.3884 0.06361 121 89 17 15
2324 On the bright side, the curve is flattening, on the... 1.3884 0.05297 121 85 27 9
2325 No urgency at all. Why do you ask? 1.3884 0.06027 121 86 23 12
2326 Science is clear. My hemmorhoids are way more dangerous than any asteroids. 1.3884 0.05912 121 85 25 11
2327 Of course there are the usual exclusions in your insurance policy: war, act of god, meteors... 1.3884 0.05794 121 84 27 10
2328 It's a lifetime contract. 1.3884 0.05912 121 85 25 11
2329 I'm not afraid. How many dinos have died from giant meteors so far? 1.3884 0.06027 121 86 23 12
2330 Well, ready to go? 1.3884 0.05794 121 84 27 10
2331 Look, you're a reptile with a long lifespan. Invest for the future. 1.3884 0.05794 121 84 27 10
2332 Your rate will never go up, although you must pay into the plan for two years before the benefits kick in. 1.3884 0.05426 121 81 33 7
2333 Many predict a bear market but I, personally, wouldn't put stock in mammals amounting to much. 1.3884 0.05551 121 82 31 8
2334 Call me an optimist, but I've got a strong feeling our future is going to be really bright! 1.3884 0.05551 121 82 31 8
2335 Extinction Clause?" Why do you ask 1.3884 0.05912 121 85 25 11
2336 Alright, enough chit chat. Let's talk insurance. 1.3884 0.05551 121 82 31 8
2337 Let's try that new golf course near the volcano. 1.3884 0.05551 121 87 23 11
2338 It's brilliant. What could go wrong? 1.3884 0.05426 121 81 33 7
2339 So what’s your five year plan? 1.3879 0.05305 116 76 35 5
2340 So! Where do you see yourself 5 years from now? 1.3879 0.06094 116 82 23 11
2341 You really need to be putting more into your 401k 1.3879 0.05580 116 78 31 7
2342 Your proposal looks great, Jim. You've really mitigated all potential issues. 1.3879 0.05713 116 79 29 8
2343 We think you have a bright future ahead of you. 1.3879 0.05162 116 75 37 4
2344 Well Bob, with this asteroid downturn there has never been better time to invest. 1.3879 0.05970 116 81 25 10
2345 It’s got nothing to do with luck. Success in business is all about identifying windows of opportunity. 1.3879 0.05843 116 80 27 9
2346 Sign here for the health insurance and this is for the workers comp for the death and dismemberment for your beneficiary. Welcome aboard. 1.3879 0.05513 116 80 28 8
2347 This is a once in a lifetime opportunity, Bill... 1.3879 0.05713 116 79 29 8
2348 I predict your meteoric rise to fame if you accept this job with us. 1.3879 0.05580 116 78 31 7
2349 I just graduated and this feels like the opportunity of a lifetime. 1.3879 0.05713 116 79 29 8
2350 Well, I am happy to say: your full coverage life insurance has just been approved » 1.3879 0.05580 116 78 31 7
2351 My Parallel Universe 1.3879 0.04019 116 83 27 6
2352 We’ve really appreciated your strong work these past few years. Only three more months until your stock options vest! 1.3879 0.05305 116 76 35 5
2353 The world's not gonna end if we commit some tax fraud Jerry 1.3879 0.05843 116 80 27 9
2354 Let’s talk about Long Term Care Insurance 1.3879 0.05580 116 78 31 7
2355 It’s OK. I’m already fully aware that we’re nearing the end. 1.3879 0.05843 116 80 27 9
2356 Are you sure you don’t want to buy the flood insurance? 1.3879 0.05843 116 80 27 9
2357 I don't know...someday it will be like a miracle and this will all go away. . 1.3879 0.06568 116 86 15 15
2358 'Sign here and here... Get ready for a meteoric rise..' 1.3879 0.05580 116 78 31 7
2359 This is the best life insurance available. Trust me. 1.3879 0.05580 116 78 31 7
2360 Trust me, Rex . It will be just matter of seconds after we drop this hot stuff..Boom! Our names will be in the history! 1.3879 0.05713 116 79 29 8
2361 Elections in November, what’s our strategy for winning another term? 1.3879 0.05843 116 80 27 9
2362 Larry, we're going over this quarter's numbers, stop telling me to turn around 1.3879 0.05444 116 77 33 6
2363 With our fixed rate mortgage your loan will be paid off in 30 years 1.3879 0.03728 116 84 26 6
2364 Barry, would it be the end of the world if you just submitted your work before the deadline for once? 1.3879 0.05843 116 80 27 9
2365 What would you say your biggest weakness is?” “Asteroids 1.3879 0.05843 116 80 27 9
2366 I’m sorry. We’re cutting costs. Corporate is predicting a drop in our numbers. 1.3879 0.04706 116 82 27 7
2367 Buck up Robinson! You’ve got your whole life in front of you! 1.3879 0.05580 116 78 31 7
2368 you’ve got a bright future here son 1.3879 0.05970 116 81 25 10
2369 So you’re saying the meteor projections tested positively, toward the negative? 1.3879 0.05713 116 79 29 8
2370 You'll enjoy it here. The views are to die for. 1.3879 0.05970 116 81 25 10
2371 My greatest strength is probably my ability to handle with worst case scenarios." 1.3879 0.05014 116 79 31 6
2372 Yes, Wallace, but there's your mistake. Only after it strikes the Earth's surface is it called a 'meteorite.' 1.3879 0.05843 116 80 27 9
2373 Relax, it may not be a great deal but its not the end of the world. 1.3879 0.05970 116 81 25 10
2374 The presentation was great. I'm just uncertain of the future cash flows. 1.3879 0.05305 116 76 35 5
2375 It’s just a criticism, it’s not the end of the world. You need to have a thicker skin. 1.3879 0.05713 116 79 29 8
2376 How fast did you say you can type? 1.3879 0.05843 116 80 27 9
2377 Our plans guarantee that we will rule the world forever! 1.3879 0.05843 116 80 27 9
2378 Hang on—I have to take this. 1.3879 0.05444 116 77 33 6
2379 Uh oh I think we’re going to lose WiFi. 1.3879 0.05843 116 80 27 9
2380 I love it! This apocalypse novel is so now! 1.3879 0.05580 116 78 31 7
2381 It's a deal that will go down in history 1.3879 0.05713 116 79 29 8
2382 We'll be starting a new era.... 1.3879 0.05444 116 77 33 6
2383 I am more of a meteor half-full kind of dinosaur. 1.3879 0.05305 116 76 35 5
2384 It's like I always said, as long as the economy and the stock market's doing well, I'm a cinch to get re-elected. 1.3879 0.05843 116 80 27 9
2385 Last question - Where do you see yourself in 10 years? 1.3879 0.05843 116 80 27 9
2386 Once the dust settles from this merger, our competition will be extinct. 1.3879 0.05843 116 80 27 9
2387 Don't worry, we still have a few minutes left! 1.3879 0.05970 116 81 25 10
2388 Give me one good reason why you shouldn't sign 1.3879 0.05843 116 80 27 9
2389 Sign this or I drain the swamp. 1.3879 0.05647 116 81 26 9
2390 Trust me. This is your last job. 1.3879 0.05970 116 81 25 10
2391 Issue a press release that we've got it under control. We'll be down to zero in no time. 1.3879 0.05970 116 81 25 10
2392 Can you start today? We’re dying over here. 1.3879 0.05843 116 80 27 9
2393 My advice? Sign the deal before it ends. 1.3879 0.05305 116 76 35 5
2394 Twenty percent reduction for prompt payment. 1.3879 0.05444 116 77 33 6
2395 Acts of God are not included. 1.3879 0.05305 116 76 35 5
2396 Asteroid, shmasteroid, it's all fake news 1.3879 0.05713 116 79 29 8
2397 Great! When can you start? 1.3879 0.05580 116 78 31 7
2398 So, how do you imagine your career ten years from now? 1.3879 0.05970 116 81 25 10
2399 You sign first 1.3879 0.05970 116 81 25 10
2400 Asteroid? That's fake news. 1.3879 0.05843 116 80 27 9
2401 Oh sure, you can trust me. Nothing bad will happen!! 1.3879 0.04544 116 81 29 6
2402 This is the best deal you're going to get, but frankly if you don't take it it's not the end of the world. 1.3879 0.05778 116 82 24 10
2403 We gotta act fast, Ed, before Trump destroys the universe! 1.3879 0.05713 116 79 29 8
2404 Yes, the force majeure clause would nullify the contract in the event of extinction, but I'm quite sure you have nothing to worry about. 1.3879 0.05444 116 77 33 6
2405 Our love will never be extinct. 1.3879 0.04626 116 79 32 5
2406 ... and you get a lifetime guarantee! 1.3879 0.06094 116 82 23 11
2407 Thank you for applying for our very brief internship. 1.3879 0.05580 116 78 31 7
2408 You’ll want to sign this quickly. I’m in a bit of a rush. 1.3879 0.05713 116 79 29 8
2409 Your work as of late has been excellent. I foresee a meteoric rise in your future. 1.3879 0.05843 116 80 27 9
2410 You're covered for everything except an extinction level event! 1.3879 0.06216 116 83 21 12
2411 It’s just a standard extinction clause... 1.3879 0.05970 116 81 25 10
2412 It’s just a contract. Not like it’s the end of the world. 1.3879 0.06094 116 82 23 11
2413 I see no reason why DinoCorp can't dominate the market for another 300 million years, easy. 1.3879 0.05305 116 76 35 5
2414 Last year the flu killed more people than the meteor. I'm going to the beach. 1.3879 0.05843 116 80 27 9
2415 What are the odds? 1.3879 0.06094 116 82 23 11
2416 You have a bright future. When would you like to start? 1.3879 0.06094 116 82 23 11
2417 Look--we're just going in a different direction. Its not the end of the world. 1.3879 0.05970 116 81 25 10
2418 Your investment in oil today was wise, Sir. 1.3879 0.05843 116 80 27 9
2419 Oh screw it! Before we both get creamed by this meteorite I’d like to break protocol and say you really are a very attractive female dragon. I may be in human relations but I’m not dead! 1.3879 0.06094 116 82 23 11
2420 This policy covers everything except extinction from a meteor strike. 1.3879 0.06094 116 82 23 11
2421 This offer will go up in flames in just a minute. 1.3879 0.06216 116 83 21 12
2422 This is a great idea, we are about to be on fire! 1.3879 0.05305 116 76 35 5
2423 Read your report about this imminent meteor strike, Fred. Better call overhead supply to stock up on toilet paper. 1.3879 0.06216 116 83 21 12
2424 The number of followers you have will influence our hiring decision 1.3879 0.05843 116 80 27 9
2425 We're looking for someone to fill my position after my extinction. 1.3879 0.05444 116 77 33 6
2426 As your financial planner, I assure you you are covered against all forms of risk 1.3879 0.05444 116 77 33 6
2427 We've never invoked it, but here is the insured peril clause. 1.3879 0.05713 116 79 29 8
2428 It's a good thing that I'm finalizing my will. 1.3879 0.05970 116 81 25 10
2429 We should really get this paper work done before we go extinct 1.3879 0.05713 116 79 29 8
2430 I'm not going to let some liberal "asteroid" hoax stop me from doing business. 1.3879 0.05444 116 77 33 6
2431 I don't know, Harry. Does the world really need another self-help book right now? 1.3879 0.05444 116 77 33 6
2432 Welcome aboard, and remember that the key to success is to make yourself irreplaceable. 1.3879 0.05843 116 80 27 9
2433 65 million years from now we’ll still be the dominant earth species!” 1.3879 0.05444 116 77 33 6
2434 This great offer won’t be on the table for long. 1.3879 0.05580 116 78 31 7
2435 Don't worry about the extinction clause, you're at more risk just crossing the street. 1.3879 0.05580 116 78 31 7
2436 And here's the best part: We set it up so that it will not come within a million miles of us! 1.3879 0.05843 116 80 27 9
2437 Spare me your conspiracy theories son, things have been done this way for the last 66 million years and it worked out just fine 1.3866 0.05980 119 84 24 11
2438 Do you mind if we smoke? 1.3866 0.05483 119 80 32 7
2439 weird mural 1.3866 0.06214 119 86 20 13
2440 So... how many of us is getting terminated? 1.3866 0.05980 119 84 24 11
2441 Oh, never mind that hoax... we’ve got to keep the economy growing! 1.3866 0.05737 119 84 25 10
2442 You’re not a dinosaur, right? 1.3866 0.04864 119 83 29 7
2443 Our company will be doing business way into the next decade 1.3866 0.05980 119 84 24 11
2444 Hate to be a know-it-all but remember how I warned everyone the virus was going to be BAD? 1.3866 0.05352 119 79 34 6
2445 There is no better time to sign for a life insurance, I promise 1.3866 0.04864 119 83 29 7
2446 Sorry Bob, but we are letting you go. 1.3866 0.05980 119 84 24 11
2447 Would you be willing to work through holidays, weekends and Cretaceous-Tertiary extinction events? 1.3866 0.05737 119 82 28 9
2448 We pride ourselves on our benefit package, especially our catastrophic insurance. 1.3866 0.05737 119 82 28 9
2449 Looks like by April, you know, in theory, when it gets a little warmer, it miraculously goes away. 1.3866 0.05860 119 88 18 13
2450 Sign on the dotted line and you're covered for life. 1.3866 0.05483 119 80 32 7
2451 I know a Monday deadline is optimistic, but it's not like the world is ending. 1.3866 0.05612 119 81 30 8
2452 As of tomorrow, you will have full benefits and life insurance. 1.3866 0.05612 119 81 30 8
2453 Trust me a deal like this only comes along maybe once every 250 million years. 1.3866 0.06439 119 88 16 15
2454 Were you looking for the primordial or the post-apocalyptic rate on that? 1.3866 0.05980 119 84 24 11
2455 We offer a competitive life insurance package." 1.3866 0.04562 119 86 25 8
2456 And this clause offers protection from acts of Godzilla. 1.3866 0.05860 119 83 26 10
2457 I've been here forever. Nothing can ever make me leave this job. 1.3866 0.05483 119 80 32 7
2458 So tell me: Where do you see yourself in five seconds? 1.3866 0.05980 119 84 24 11
2459 Would you consider yourself at risk for injury, disease, or meteor strike? 1.3866 0.05737 119 82 28 9
2460 You meant extension, not extinction" 1.3866 0.05612 119 81 30 8
2461 I'm pleased to say, you are applying for this position at a most opportune time. 1.3866 0.05352 119 79 34 6
2462 Sign here! it's fireball damage insurance. 1.3866 0.05352 119 85 27 7
2463 Sign right here. Your bright future with us is just on the horizon. 1.3866 0.05352 119 79 34 6
2464 But all insurance policies exclude natural disasters. 1.3866 0.05737 119 82 28 9
2465 It's nothing. A tiny fireball. We'll be back to business as usual in two, three weeks tops. 1.3866 0.05217 119 78 36 5
2466 The asteroid crisis is finally over! 1.3866 0.05483 119 80 32 7
2467 ''So tell me! Where do you see yourself in ten years" 1.3866 0.05612 119 81 30 8
2468 We rule the world. What possibly could go wrong. 1.3866 0.05612 119 81 30 8
2469 Your future depends on the decision you'll make today. Nothing will have a greater impact. 1.3866 0.05860 119 83 26 10
2470 I have a feeling that your future here will be brighter than you can imagine 1.3846 0.05802 117 81 27 9
2471 I sense you’ll have quite the meteoric rise with this company! 1.3846 0.05928 117 82 25 10
2472 Tell me more about your interest in fossils 1.3846 0.05802 117 81 27 9
2473 Well I must say your references were positively beaming, old sport. Here's to your meteoric rise at The Institute for Irony. 1.3846 0.05928 117 82 25 10
2474 At least we won’t have to come into the office tomorrow 1.3846 0.06051 117 83 23 11
2475 Let’s sign the paperwork and then we can talk about mass extinction, m’kay? 1.3846 0.05802 117 81 27 9
2476 Just one more signature and we’re done! 1.3846 0.05802 117 81 27 9
2477 Call me old fashioned but this crisis management unit seems unnecessary to me. 1.3846 0.05674 117 80 29 8
2478 Define, if you will, "in perpetuity". 1.3846 0.06172 117 84 21 12
2479 Now that the humans are gone, we have to figure out how to read and write. 1.3846 0.05802 117 81 27 9
2480 We have short-term policies as well. 1.3846 0.05802 117 81 27 9
2481 All those years of hard work, deferred compensation, and complete dedication has finally paid off; the corner office is yours. 1.3846 0.05674 117 80 29 8
2482 Mostly the same boring stuff; rarely anything exciting. 1.3846 0.05674 117 80 29 8
2483 Your scientific analysis says we face extinction? What a hoax! 1.3846 0.05408 117 83 25 9
2484 This contract is ironclad until the world ends. 1.3846 0.05674 117 80 29 8
2485 We think your extinction theory is too far-fetched. 1.3846 0.05674 117 80 29 8
2486 Just stay with me for a moment on this. 1.3846 0.05543 117 79 31 7
2487 That force majeure clause is just boilerplate. 1.3846 0.05674 117 80 29 8
2488 It comes with a lifetime guarantee. 1.3846 0.06290 117 85 19 13
2489 Where would you like to be in three years? 1.3846 0.06172 117 84 21 12
2490 I'm not sure why you desired a short term lease. 1.3846 0.05802 117 81 27 9
2491 Of course, your high life expectancy is reflected in the premium. 1.3846 0.05928 117 82 25 10
2492 Today's assignment is rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic. 1.3846 0.05802 117 81 27 9
2493 Don't believe that asteroid hoax the herbivores are spewing. 1.3846 0.05674 117 80 29 8
2494 Great. Now, do you have any questions for me? 1.3846 0.03998 117 84 27 6
2495 And paragraph 17 guarantees you royalties, in perpetuity. 1.3846 0.05674 117 80 29 8
2496 Can you explain this employment gap in Cretaceous Period? 1.3846 0.05928 117 82 25 10
2497 And this study shows we won't run out of fossil fuels before the next fifty years! 1.3846 0.05408 117 78 33 6
2498 May God strike me dead if I am doing you wrong! 1.3846 0.05802 117 81 27 9
2499 Tomorrow I head off for my first vacation in five years! 1.3846 0.05674 117 80 29 8
2500 Don't worry - this non-disclosure contract is only valid for the next million years. 1.3846 0.05674 117 80 29 8
2501 Can you start Monday? I feel like big things are about to happen for us. 1.3846 0.05408 117 78 33 6
2502 Facts are for loosers. That's how I won this office. 1.3846 0.06051 117 83 23 11
2503 He plans to hire us to clean the swamp. May a comet strike me if I lie. 1.3846 0.06172 117 84 21 12
2504 So tell me, where do you see yourself five years from now? 1.3846 0.05270 117 77 35 5
2505 The deal is done Jim, starting next week I get to see my family and enjoy life again. All those late nights, it was all worth it! 1.3846 0.05408 117 78 33 6
2506 Extinction!!! Ha! You've been listening to too much fake news 1.3826 0.05998 115 81 24 10
2507 So tell me about your emergency management skills... 1.3826 0.05324 115 76 34 5
2508 we loved your resumé, but I have to remind you, it’s just a short-term contract 1.3826 0.05869 115 80 26 9
2509 Yes sir, I promise you this is a once in a lifetime opportunity! 1.3826 0.05869 115 80 26 9
2510 Oh c’mon, reptiles will rule the Earth for eternity 1.3826 0.05998 115 81 24 10
2511 We're a start up, yes, with a promising future and a great retirement plan. 1.3826 0.05324 115 76 34 5
2512 We invest in the future. And the future is OIL! 1.3826 0.05604 115 78 30 7
2513 'Contingency Task Force'. I like the sound of that! 1.3826 0.05998 115 81 24 10
2514 I'm sure you're aware of the pay scales 1.3814 0.05235 118 78 35 5
2515 I got a great deal for you--you get rights in perpetuity. 1.3814 0.05699 118 84 24 10
2516 And of course no premiums are payable during an extinction. 1.3814 0.05762 118 82 27 9
2517 Don't worry, Dino. Climate change is just a hoax. 1.3814 0.06008 118 84 23 11
2518 You are aware this is a temporary position, right? 1.3805 0.05525 113 76 31 6
2519 I’m telling you, Dan, this new product will have a major impact on our bottom line. 1.3805 0.04839 113 79 28 6
2520 « Provide an example of when you were persistent in the face of obstacles » 1.3805 0.04839 113 79 28 6
2521 Certaintly, I see a lot of potential in this one. 1.3805 0.05525 113 76 31 6
2522 It’s only a will, not the end of the world. 1.3805 0.05380 113 75 33 5
2523 You'll be in charge of Human Resources. 1.3805 0.05666 113 77 29 7
2524 Congratulations, you're hired. 1.3805 0.05231 113 74 35 4
2525 Sometimes just a new viewpoint can make a big difference. 1.3805 0.06005 113 82 20 11
2526 You're hired, but at this point, what difference does it make? 1.3805 0.05525 113 76 31 6
2527 Let's move onto the most pressing issue right now...the budget. 1.3805 0.05666 113 77 29 7
2528 Lucky we kept all the PPE in a safe place where no one can access it 1.3805 0.05666 113 77 29 7
2529 So tell me what your 5 year plan is. 1.3796 0.05692 108 73 29 6
2530 What we are really worried about right now is the stock market. 1.3796 0.05767 108 76 24 8
2531 Actually, I believe the word you are looking for is “meteorite”. 1.3796 0.06407 108 78 19 11
2532 Short of an asteroid hitting earth, your new insurance policy covers absolutely everything 1.3796 0.05537 108 72 31 5
2533 I have a really good feeling about our fourth quarter numbers. 1.3796 0.06270 108 77 21 10
2534 This deal is a testament to your meteoric success. 1.3793 0.05565 116 79 30 7
2535 0h that, it will just disappear, it will be like a miracle 1.3784 0.06010 111 78 24 9
2536 The wife was trying to convince me again that Covid19 wiped out the humans. I keep telling her pandemics are a myth. 1.3784 0.05438 111 74 32 5
2537 I would hire you, but I feel you are hiding something. We won't you look me in the eye? 1.3784 0.06010 111 78 24 9
2538 My insurance company? Why do you ask? 1.3784 0.05587 111 75 30 6
2539 If you really think I’m gonna fall for the old ‘meteor about to hit you in back of head’ gag then you must take me for an idiot, so just sign it over already. 1.3784 0.05731 111 76 28 7
2540 This job really comes down to the survival of the fittest. 1.3784 0.05731 111 76 28 7
2541 We’re finally back in the office and now this?! 1.3784 0.05873 111 77 26 8
2542 Isn’t it so great to be back in the office? Ya know, I always knew we had nothing to worry about. 1.3784 0.06010 111 78 24 9
2543 I can really see you having a future here with us 1.3784 0.05873 111 77 26 8
2544 I really think we need to stop eating wild animals and consider going vegan 1.3784 0.06010 111 78 24 9
2545 I don’t even know what could be worse than this pandemic 1.3784 0.05587 111 75 30 6
2546 Where did you read about this asteroid thing? Man, I’m done with fake news 1.3784 0.05731 111 76 28 7
2547 Extinction? Fake news! 1.3784 0.05873 111 77 26 8
2548 I see Great things happening to the economy soon. very great things. Some not soo great but some very great. @freejuansolo #2020 #covid_19 #usa 1.3784 0.06010 111 78 24 9
2549 By the way, you look great, Liz. What skin cream are you using? 1.3784 0.05873 111 77 26 8
2550 Why are you humming that Alanis Morissette song? 1.3784 0.06145 111 79 22 10
2551 Look... you’ve gotta protect your family. What if you got hit in the head with a meteor while walking home? This umbrella policy will protect you. 1.3784 0.06145 111 79 22 10
2552 I'd like to congratulate you on your first day of retirement! 1.3784 0.05731 111 76 28 7
2553 Nothing can stop this company’s IPO. 1.3784 0.06406 111 81 18 12
2554 And with this new plant we will be finally getting ourselves out of the fossil fuel industry once and for all... 1.3784 0.06010 111 78 24 9
2555 One day these traditional in-person interviews will be extinct 1.3784 0.06010 111 78 24 9
2556 Yes, you'll also get a museum. 1.3784 0.05438 111 74 32 5
2557 You're lucky to get a permanent contract in this economy. 1.3784 0.06010 111 78 24 9
2558 I should be honest: It's temp work. 1.3784 0.05587 111 75 30 6
2559 Just stay calm. It will go away. It won't harm us in a million years. 1.3784 0.06010 111 78 24 9
2560 The Jurassic was fairly profitable for us, but the Cretaceous is going to blow it away! 1.3784 0.05731 111 76 28 7
2561 Don’t look at short term market swings, it’s the long term that counts. 1.3784 0.06145 111 79 22 10
2562 In any case, the bottom line is that life is short. You never know what might hit you. Just sign here. 1.3784 0.05731 111 76 28 7
2563 This one's going to be a giant hit. I promise you. 1.3784 0.06277 111 80 20 11
2564 As the boss, I can't get fired. 1.3784 0.05873 111 77 26 8
2565 I heard that meteor fireballs killed our ancestors. Hope it doesn't happen again. 1.3784 0.05873 111 77 26 8
2566 Future’s so bright, oughta wear shades! 1.3784 0.05873 111 77 26 8
2567 Great news! They're gonna name a wing in the museum after you. 1.3784 0.05731 111 76 28 7
2568 Term, or whole life? 1.3784 0.05731 111 76 28 7
2569 Here at Mesozoic Life, we see the bigger picture... 1.3784 0.05731 111 76 28 7
2570 Astrology rocks! Can you tell me more about my long and prosperous life? 1.3784 0.06010 111 78 24 9
2571 Relax, forget the extinction rumors . 1.3784 0.05873 111 77 26 8
2572 Luckily, it should hit the building next to us. 1.3784 0.06010 111 78 24 9
2573 Twice in the history of the planet! That’s a kajillion to one! 1.3784 0.05873 111 77 26 8
2574 From your resume, I see you have a very bright future. 1.3784 0.05731 111 76 28 7
2575 Can you tell me about your experience in the Mesozoic era? 1.3784 0.06277 111 80 20 11
2576 If we can get through the pandemic, we should be fine. 1.3784 0.05731 111 76 28 7
2577 Of course past performance is no indication of future prospects. 1.3784 0.05873 111 77 26 8
2578 So, where do you see yourself in 150-200 million years? 1.3784 0.05873 111 77 26 8
2579 Look Fred, I know it may not seem like it now, but it's not the end of the world... 1.3784 0.05731 111 76 28 7
2580 Floods, Fire, Eaten by a Carnivore, all covered, but not meteors. Why? 1.3784 0.06010 111 78 24 9
2581 Recent developments suggest you have over-saved for retirement 1.3784 0.06010 111 78 24 9
2582 The glass is meteor proof. Those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it. 1.3784 0.06010 111 78 24 9
2583 It says here you're really good at working under pressure 1.3784 0.05873 111 77 26 8
2584 This bond is disaster-proof! 1.3784 0.06010 111 78 24 9
2585 Our policy covers 500-year earthquakes and floods. 1.3782 0.05722 119 83 27 9
2586 It's OK. Sign this and you'll see, it's not the end of the world. 1.3782 0.05468 119 81 31 7
2587 'The deal is set. You and I are going to make QUITE the impact!: 1.3782 0.05846 119 84 25 10
2588 Not to worry... Dinosaur Inc. isn’t going anywhere for a long time. 1.3772 0.05896 114 80 25 9
2589 Gil, I'm sorry it's come to this, but it appears the end is near. 1.3772 0.05626 114 78 29 7
2590 Good News! Your mortgage has been approved. 1.3772 0.05896 114 80 25 9
2591 I’m just not sure you’d survive here. 1.3761 0.05341 109 72 33 4
2592 It was at that moment when Eugene realized he submitted his underground bunker application too late 1.3761 0.06222 109 78 21 10
2593 Asteroids? Oh, well we don’t use that word here. Here, we call them brightly lit stars 1.3761 0.05798 109 75 27 7
2594 On the positive side, you get to keep the house in the Hamptons.. 1.3761 0.06084 109 77 23 9
2595 Trust me, in the future it will be all about oil. 1.3761 0.05798 109 75 27 7
2596 I'm afraid, you can't terminate your employment contract without serving the period of notice. Check the notice clause here. 1.3761 0.06084 109 77 23 9
2597 So, how well do you perform under the pressure of a searing ball of fire coming at you ? We sure need that last bit of profit ! 1.3761 0.05498 109 73 31 5
2598 Sure, Mr. Zeller, our quarter earnings aren’t as high as we hoped - but it certainly is not the end of the world. 1.3761 0.05650 109 74 29 6
2599 Suppose that we hit the body with a tremendous, (whether it's ultraviolet or just very powerful) light. Supposing you brought the light inside the body, which you can do either through the skin or in some other way. 1.3761 0.06357 109 79 19 11
2600 Would you say you perform well under pressure? 1.3761 0.05943 109 76 25 8
2601 Did I leave the stove on? 1.3761 0.05013 109 75 29 5
2602 I wouldn’t be surprised if you sat in my seat a few years from now 1.3761 0.04661 109 78 25 6
2603 I’d sit on these options until Q4 if you can, finance says we’re having another banner year. 1.3761 0.05943 109 76 25 8
2604 Extinction level event? C'mon, Cassandra! We're dinosaurs! Nothing can hurt us. 1.3761 0.06490 109 80 17 12
2605 Can I interest you in whole life? 1.3761 0.05650 109 74 29 6
2606 Frankly, I don't believe all this crap about extinction. 1.3761 0.05943 109 76 25 8
2607 We are going to need an emergency contact. 1.3761 0.06222 109 78 21 10
2608 "They can be thankful a few of us experienced old guys are still around to offer some guidance. 1.3761 0.05650 109 74 29 6
2609 Wanna be on the ground floor when it all begins to happen? 1.3761 0.05341 109 72 33 4
2610 Congratulations! Your theme park loan application has been approved. 1.3761 0.05498 109 73 31 5
2611 Lyin' Lizard? Lyin' Lizard?? Trust me, I'm on the level. May an asteroid strike me down if I'm a 'Lyin' Lizard'. Now sign here... and here. 1.3761 0.06357 109 79 19 11
2612 It’s never too late to have a will. Quick sign here! 1.3761 0.05650 109 74 29 6
2613 Look kid, like I told Vinnie, go back to Florida. Their gonna be drainin' the swamp up here. 1.3761 0.05943 109 76 25 8
2614 In the complaint she writes you, “bobbed your head in exaggerated movements and puffed your bright orange dewlap” 1.3761 0.06357 109 79 19 11
2615 According to my shipping information, that comet I ordered should be here any minute. 1.3761 0.05179 109 71 35 3
2616 I've looked it over and will make my final decision today"..... 1.3761 0.05798 109 75 27 7
2617 Suddenly distracted, Dave loses interest in stock options. 1.3750 0.06099 112 80 22 10
2618 Sure, but we also cover dental. 1.3750 0.05690 112 77 28 7
2619 We’re like Lehman Brothers. We’re indestructible. 1.3750 0.06230 112 81 20 11
2620 Here’s the plan: We kick out all the mammals, give massive tax breaks to the T-Rex’s, tweet loads of distracting dino doo-doo, and rule forever and ever. 1.3750 0.05547 112 76 30 6
2621 Well, it’s a good script, but it won’t set the world on fire. 1.3750 0.05830 112 78 26 8
2622 The Reptile Brain is an excellent source of new material in Hollywood Entertainment. Barring unforeseen circumstances, here's the paperwork for a 6 picture deal." 1.3750 0.04933 112 82 22 8
2623 In two weeks everyone will know your name 1.3750 0.05690 112 77 28 7
2624 Our stock price is at an all-time high! Our future is bright. 1.3750 0.05966 112 79 24 9
2625 A deal this good is as rare as an asteroid strike. 1.3750 0.05830 112 78 26 8
2626 Soon you’ll come tell me ‘There’s too much winning, I’m tired of winning.’ 1.3750 0.05830 112 78 26 8
2627 I wouldn't pay any attention to those astronomer predictions. 1.3750 0.05547 112 76 30 6
2628 No, I don’t think that the Dinosaur Extinction Policy is a waste of money. 1.3727 0.04894 110 78 26 6
2629 Sign here. Quickly, please. 1.3727 0.05609 110 75 29 6
2630 ' I need this completed by tomorrow else you're fired! ' 1.3727 0.05756 110 76 27 7
2631 You're right, things do look brighter from this side of the desk 1.3727 0.05609 110 75 29 6
2632 We’ll go ahead and hire you... we’re a bit desperate at the moment. 1.3727 0.04721 110 77 28 5
2633 I'd only hire you, if a flaming ball of meteor hit me right now 1.3727 0.05609 110 75 29 6
2634 So you’re hoping to make some adjustments to your life insurance policy? 1.3727 0.06038 110 78 23 9
2635 Unless a meteor falls over us, we are safe. 1.3727 0.05458 110 74 31 5
2636 As your advisor, I’d recommend a growth stock with an annual dividend yield of 4% or 5%. Listen, you’re only 40, and this is one of the best long-term investments possible. 1.3727 0.05458 110 74 31 5
2637 the stock valuation is looking great in the reptilian division! 1.3727 0.04894 110 83 18 9
2638 I’ll finish these up tomorrow. 1.3727 0.06175 110 79 21 10
2639 Don’t believe what you’re seeing. What you see is “fake news”. Believe what I’m saying and what I’m saying is that you’ve got a real future here. 1.3727 0.06175 110 79 21 10
2640 Let’s hope 2020 goes out with a bang. 1.3727 0.05756 110 76 27 7
2641 Our pension plan is a top benefit 1.3727 0.05458 110 74 31 5
2642 So, you have been eager to file this complaint and all of a sudden you just want to drop it? 1.3727 0.05609 110 80 21 9
2643 And, last question, where do you see yourself in five years? 1.3727 0.05609 110 75 29 6
2644 This offer is for today only. 1.3727 0.05609 110 75 29 6
2645 Take your time, we’ll be here. 1.3727 0.05609 110 75 29 6
2646 This deal can't be penetrated. 1.3727 0.05899 110 77 25 8
2647 So,how are you fitting it? And where do you see yourself by this time next year? 1.3727 0.06038 110 78 23 9
2648 Remember, this offer is for a limited time. 1.3727 0.05756 110 76 27 7
2649 Only something out of the blue would kill this deal. 1.3727 0.05899 110 77 25 8
2650 Simpson,I think you have a very bright future with this company. Welcome aboard. 1.3727 0.05381 110 76 28 6
2651 Mesozoic Life has been here for millennia! What have you got to lose? 1.3727 0.05899 110 77 25 8
2652 Pretending it's a hoax helps my ratings! 1.3727 0.05756 110 76 27 7
2653 Do we need a force majeure clause? 1.3727 0.05899 110 77 25 8
2654 Sorry, we are only looking for long-term, commitments. 1.3727 0.05458 110 74 31 5
2655 And where see yourself in 5 years? 1.3727 0.05534 110 79 23 8
2656 Dino, the contract's air-tight. It'll last until doomsday. Just sign the damn thing. 1.3727 0.05899 110 77 25 8
2657 As your Broker, I'm recommending stock futures. 1.3727 0.04256 110 82 21 7
2658 Yeah, I guess drapes would cut down on the glare. 1.3727 0.05899 110 77 25 8
2659 I have absolutely everything in control. 1.3727 0.06038 110 78 23 9
2660 It’s not the end of the world Joe, it’s just a temporary furlough 1.3727 0.05756 110 76 27 7
2661 Hey Bennie, guess what! Today is the Ides of March. Better watch your back. 1.3727 0.05458 110 78 23 8
2662 Ridiculous! Extinct! Ha! 1.3727 0.05756 110 76 27 7
2663 Oil futures, I've just got a feeling they're the way to go! 1.3727 0.05756 110 76 27 7
2664 Right now, I can only offer you a short-term position. 1.3727 0.05756 110 76 27 7
2665 Liberty Mutual. Why? 1.3727 0.05458 110 74 31 5
2666 Great pitch, but we've already got tomorrow's front page. 1.3727 0.05756 110 76 27 7
2667 Those alarmist, elitist scientists will never survive your expose. 1.3727 0.06309 110 80 19 11
2668 ..and that's when I told him, "Look, we are too big to fail." 1.3704 0.05596 108 75 25 7
2669 So Jeff tell me, are you a glass-half-full kinda guy ? 1.3704 0.05823 108 75 26 7
2670 Some days I just feel like I'm going to live forever 1.3704 0.05673 108 74 28 6
2671 And where do you expect to be in 5 years? 1.3704 0.05673 108 74 28 6
2672 I brought you in today to discuss your lack of future planning and investments. 1.3704 0.05673 108 74 28 6
2673 See you later, alligator!" "Probably not. 1.3704 0.06253 108 78 20 10
2674 I guess I'd say my biggest weakness is apathy. 1.3704 0.06390 108 79 18 11
2675 Trust me, kid, as soon as you sign this contract your life is going to change forever." 1.3704 0.05970 108 76 24 8
2676 Trust me. This deal is solid. There’s a better chance of a meteor hitting us in the next five minutes than this falling through. 1.3704 0.05970 108 76 24 8
2677 Yeah, did you see the guys wearing the meteor shields? Crazy, huh? 1.3704 0.05970 108 76 24 8
2678 The sky is falling, the sky is falling! That crazy Chicken Little and her fake news!! 1.3704 0.05673 108 74 28 6
2679 We have a retirement program that's out of this world. 1.3704 0.05823 108 75 26 7
2680 Welcome aboard, you’re going to have a bright future here 1.3694 0.05568 111 76 29 6
2681 Oh so now you wanna let me go? Well man have I got some news for you 1.3694 0.05993 111 79 23 9
2682 Fake news. Find me a scientist who will agree that asteroids aren’t real. 1.3694 0.06128 111 80 21 10
2683 Trust me! At your age, long term investments are the safe play 1.3694 0.05568 111 76 29 6
2684 So tell me why you are uniquely qualified for this risk management position? 1.3694 0.05713 111 77 27 7
2685 Yes, true... but recovery will be V-shaped. 1.3694 0.05713 111 77 27 7
2686 We have it totally under control. It's one meteor coming in from outherspace, and we have it under control. It's going to be just fine. 1.3694 0.06517 111 83 15 13
2687 Sure, my sales are a little down this quarter but it's not the end of the world 1.3694 0.05855 111 78 25 8
2688 ..it's just kind of a little flu. 1.3694 0.06128 111 80 21 10
2689 What are you doing for lunch? 1.3694 0.05855 111 78 25 8
2690 Good question... benefits kick in, uh... next week. 1.3694 0.05993 111 79 23 9
2691 There will never be a better time to invest. 1.3694 0.05568 111 76 29 6
2692 A real fire breather! There’s a window of opportunity here for you. 1.3694 0.05855 111 78 25 8
2693 Not in a million years will the mammals catch up with what we have done. 1.3694 0.05713 111 77 27 7
2694 Your 185-million year contract is up for renewal. 1.3694 0.06128 111 80 21 10
2695 I just think you should stop worrying about the end of the world, Go live a little. 1.3694 0.05419 111 75 31 5
2696 Great news! The New Yorker wants to hire you to caption all it's cartoons. 1.3694 0.05993 111 79 23 9
2697 Those old fossils won't know what hit them! 1.3694 0.05713 111 77 27 7
2698 It's just one meteor coming in from Saturn. It's going to be just fine. 1.3694 0.05855 111 78 25 8
2699 I'm thinking we haven't got a lot of time on this one. 1.3694 0.05713 111 77 27 7
2700 We have it totally under control. It’s one person coming in from China. 1.3694 0.05855 111 78 25 8
2701 Mostly love the concept Ron, but hasn't this whole "World ends in a giant meteorite explosion" thing been done to death? 1.3694 0.05419 111 75 31 5
2702 So do you have any questions? 1.3679 0.06043 106 75 23 8
2703 All your hard work has finally paid off. 1.3679 0.05738 106 73 27 6
2704 Tell me what you think about injecting disinfectant to knock a meteor out in a minute? 1.3679 0.06474 106 78 17 11
2705 And then she says to me, ‘I wouldn’t go out with you if a mass extinction killed all the other stegosaurus on the planet’, can you believe that? 1.3679 0.06190 106 76 21 9
2706 This policy will pay for itself in peace-of-mind alone. 1.3679 0.05248 106 70 33 3
2707 Remind me to call the air conditioner guy. 1.3679 0.06190 106 76 21 9
2708 Steve, this policy tops you up for accidental death. But like that will happen, right? Am I right? 1.3679 0.05893 106 74 25 7
2709 Black Swan? What is that book about? 1.3679 0.06043 106 75 23 8
2710 Just words. It won't happen. 1.3679 0.06043 106 75 23 8
2711 It's nothing to worry about. There's just one and it will be gone in a few seconds. 1.3679 0.05580 106 72 29 5
2712 How about something hot and spicy for lunch ? 1.3679 0.05333 106 78 20 8
2713 I’ve negotiated your rights for perpetuity 1.3679 0.05499 106 74 26 6
2714 They say cockroaches will take over, but I'm betting on the primates. 1.3679 0.05893 106 74 25 7
2715 Once this merger goes through, the sky's the limit on our future growth! 1.3679 0.05738 106 73 27 6
2716 Trump Tower is the hottest residence in NY for 2016. Go ahead and sign. What have you got to lose? 1.3679 0.06043 106 75 23 8
2717 This too will pass. 1.3679 0.05738 106 73 27 6
2718 No. This policy does not have an asteroid rider. Why do you ask? 1.3679 0.05893 106 74 25 7
2719 And in terms of where we could go from here, the sky's the limit. 1.3679 0.05738 106 73 27 6
2720 I got the promotion, I'm cancer-free, there's a song in my heart--things are finally looking up for me! 1.3679 0.05893 106 74 25 7
2721 Not to worry. Being cold-blooded will help us. 1.3679 0.06190 106 76 21 9
2722 Exciting news! HR just confirmed your promotion is approved. 1.3679 0.06043 106 75 23 8
2723 Can you believe it? After years of hard work and dedication, I finally got my seat by the window. 1.3679 0.05580 106 72 29 5
2724 Oh, that's just a painting. It would never happen in real life. 1.3679 0.06043 106 75 23 8
2725 We can adjust coverage if you ever own beachfront property. 1.3679 0.05738 106 73 27 6
2726 The liberals may accuse us of speciesism for laying them off, but those inert frogs just cannot survive in the current atmosphere. 1.3679 0.06043 106 75 23 8
2727 And the policy pays double in the event of extinction. 1.3679 0.05893 106 74 25 7
2728 Economy’s back, man. 1.3679 0.05893 106 74 25 7
2729 Gather ye rosebuds while ye may?" Bob, you're starting to worry me. Is everything okay at home 1.3679 0.05074 106 79 19 8
2730 Promise...this contract is a good deal—or may a comet hit us all! 1.3661 0.05381 112 76 31 5
2731 Comets are a liberal hoax. Time for Bedrock to get back to work 1.3654 0.05965 104 73 24 7
2732 Trust me 1.3654 0.06120 104 74 22 8
2733 Wait til you hear this last joke. It's gonna kill you! 1.3654 0.06270 104 75 20 9
2734 Well, Dad, we finally made it !! 1.3654 0.05302 104 69 32 3
2735 So then he said "There's no escaping karma," and I just laughed at him. 1.3654 0.05806 104 72 26 6
2736 Success is all about being in the right place at the right time. 1.3654 0.06417 104 76 18 10
2737 Alright now that we finished your end year review, any unfiltered feedback for me and management? 1.3645 0.05538 107 73 29 5
2738 Freezing your eggs was the right move. You never know what lies ahead. 1.3645 0.05997 107 76 23 8
2739 how well can you dodge 1.3645 0.05695 107 74 27 6
2740 Signing here, your family won’t have to worry where you want to be fossilized if anything were to happen 1.3645 0.05695 107 74 27 6
2741 We lead the world in telescopes! 1.3645 0.05848 107 75 25 7
2742 I know the pay isn’t stellar, but the retirement stock options? In 20 years you’ll be set for life. 1.3645 0.05376 107 72 31 4
2743 Can you see yourself working here long-term?” “No 1.3645 0.05538 107 73 29 5
2744 I can't believe I'm retiring! 1.3645 0.05695 107 76 24 7
2745 I just bought 100 Powerball tickets! 1.3645 0.05617 107 76 24 7
2746 Don’t worry, we’ve got this extinction threat under control. 1.3645 0.05376 107 72 31 4
2747 Lighten up and sign! It's not the end of the world. 1.3645 0.05695 107 74 27 6
2748 Let me know if you need a minute to think about it. 1.3645 0.05376 107 72 31 4
2749 Who knows what tomorrow may bring? 1.3645 0.05848 107 75 25 7
2750 We are going to be tired of winning 1.3645 0.05997 107 76 23 8
2751 We're looking for candidates who can remain calm under pressure. 1.3645 0.05695 107 74 27 6
2752 We're looking for someone to plan for all our extinction-level events. 1.3645 0.06142 107 77 21 9
2753 Take your time and think about it - we'll be here for you. 1.3645 0.05538 107 73 29 5
2754 I mean it—this is a once-in-an-era opportunity. 1.3645 0.05848 107 75 25 7
2755 I don’t know, I just feel like this is my lucky day. 1.3645 0.05038 107 72 32 3
2756 Ok, you still need to think about it, but take it from me, we ALL need life insurance. 1.3645 0.05538 107 73 29 5
2757 I know it felt like a million years, but your finally, officially divorced. 1.3645 0.05695 107 74 27 6
2758 Sign here, it insures if we become extinct you still receive full benefits. 1.3645 0.05695 107 77 23 7
2759 Our future's looking bright 1.3627 0.06040 102 72 23 7
2760 Immediate payment is no problem. Why do you ask? 1.3627 0.06198 102 73 21 8
2761 Don’t worry. It’s nothing. It’s just a bad case of hail. . 1.3627 0.05709 102 70 27 5
2762 I would say my greatest strength is staying calm under pressure 1.3627 0.05709 102 70 27 5
2763 What could go wrong? 1.3627 0.06040 102 72 23 7
2764 How quickly can you start? 1.3627 0.05536 102 69 29 4
2765 It’s fine. You’re fine. We’re all fine. 1.3627 0.05358 102 68 31 3
2766 The CDC is recommending sunglasses, but I’ve been staring at it all morning and I’m not dead yet. 1.3627 0.05877 102 71 25 6
2767 So, any plans this weekend? 1.3627 0.06353 102 74 19 9
2768 Here's your life insurance. 1.3627 0.05877 102 71 25 6
2769 Yes, but how do you handle tight deadlines? 1.3627 0.05877 102 71 25 6
2770 I’m sorry we have to let you go, but i’m sure great things will come your way soon 1.3627 0.05709 102 70 27 5
2771 that’s how it all looks right now, but we’re in a rapidly-evolving environment. 1.3627 0.05709 102 70 27 5
2772 So Catelyn, tell me a bit about your previous work as a Lifestyle Expert. 1.3627 0.05536 102 69 29 4
2773 I am looking at the next big thing, you know? 1.3627 0.05536 102 71 26 5
2774 We have an opening on Earth for June 2020. Would you be interested? 1.3627 0.04983 102 76 19 7
2775 So, Josh, how much do you like the painting behind me? 1.3627 0.06198 102 73 21 8
2776 It'sreally just a temporary position... 1.3627 0.05877 102 71 25 6
2777 Now are you looking for a permanent placement or something more temporary? 1.3627 0.05536 102 69 29 4
2778 At least you’ll no longer have to complete those expense reports 1.3627 0.05709 102 70 27 5
2779 we have survived the human species. meteors are no threat 1.3627 0.06040 102 72 23 7
2780 So your last job was as a fortune teller? What happened with that? 1.3627 0.06198 102 73 21 8
2781 we must reopen the economy 1.3627 0.06198 102 73 21 8
2782 Believe me, climate change is not real. Rest assured, you will not be able to evade taxes because of this supposed "meteor shower" that's rumoured to happen today. 1.3627 0.06040 102 72 23 7
2783 The board has been very impressed with your meteoric rise in the company. 1.3627 0.06651 102 76 15 11
2784 Shedding privilege is tough, Bill. I’m just grateful we have the time to process it all. 1.3627 0.05709 102 70 27 5
2785 Welcome aboard, together we can make Atlantis great again. 1.3627 0.05358 102 68 31 3
2786 I can’t trust these pandemic predictions of yours. Remember, 10,000,000 years ago, you predicted some cataclysmic event would turn us all into oil. 1.3627 0.06353 102 74 19 9
2787 A ten year contract? Yeah, I guess that would be okay. 1.3627 0.05709 102 70 27 5
2788 Your new insurance policy covers everything except déjà vu. 1.3627 0.06353 102 74 19 9
2789 Are you sure you don't want the extended warranty? 1.3627 0.05877 102 71 25 6
2790 This deal will secure your family financially for generations. 1.3627 0.06198 102 73 21 8
2791 I can't see anything ruining this fiscal. 1.3627 0.06040 102 72 23 7
2792 Well, I guess there's no point trying to make a good impression... 1.3627 0.05877 102 71 25 6
2793 When can you start. The EPA is killing us. 1.3627 0.05877 102 71 25 6
2794 "I'd go as far to say this marks the start of a new paradigm, Ty. 1.3627 0.06040 102 72 23 7
2795 Oh, come on! It's not like it's the end of the world! 1.3627 0.06040 102 72 23 7
2796 This is just you acknowledging the risks inherent in the global decimation racquet....blah, blah, blah.... 1.3627 0.06353 102 74 19 9
2797 So, you want to draw up a will. 1.3627 0.06040 102 72 23 7
2798 It was rigged. We won, and they can't touch this... 1.3627 0.06040 102 72 23 7
2799 So...where do you see yourself in 5 to 10 years? 1.3627 0.05536 102 69 29 4
2800 Sign your life away. 1.3627 0.05267 102 75 20 7
2801 Your meteoric rise in this company has been unprecedented. 1.3627 0.05877 102 71 25 6
2802 You drove a hard bargain, Carl. We're excited to finally receive your cataclysm protection tech tomorrow. 1.3627 0.06198 102 73 21 8
2803 Heh heh,flaming peanut butter cup. That''ll never fly. 1.3627 0.04577 102 74 23 5
2804 Yes - we're very optimistic about the futures market. 1.3627 0.06198 102 73 21 8
2805 So have you thought about your future with the company? 1.3627 0.06040 102 72 23 7
2806 Sign it now. It's just boilerplate waiver of liability language, stuff that will never happen like Mass Extinction. 1.3627 0.06198 102 73 21 8
2807 Look, your resume is impressive, but you don’t seem to have stayed anywhere very long—we really need someone who’s going to stick around. 1.3627 0.05709 102 70 27 5
2808 And with that signature, the house is yours! 1.3627 0.05709 102 75 19 8
2809 Good. I sense that you know what's next. 1.3627 0.06040 102 72 23 7
2810 If you were to die today, heaven forbid... 1.3627 0.06040 102 72 23 7
2811 Forever! This contract is good forever! 1.3627 0.05709 102 70 27 5
2812 Do you remember those crazy naysayers who said it would be bad luck to open a franchise here on the Yucatan Peninsula? 1.3627 0.06198 102 73 21 8
2813 You are fired, and I mean that quite literally 1.3627 0.06504 102 75 17 10
2814 I see a subtle gleam in your eye reflecting happiness, amusement, or perhaps knowledge of a secret. 1.3627 0.05709 102 70 27 5
2815 Where do you see yourself in the future? 1.3627 0.06040 102 72 23 7
2816 I got burned the last time I invested in fossil fuel futures 1.3627 0.06353 102 74 19 9
2817 You can sign right here... I mean, what’s the worse that would happen? 1.3627 0.05877 102 71 25 6
2818 Of course, it's your investment decision, but my sources tell me the sure bet for the future is in something called "fossil fuels." 1.3627 0.05709 102 70 27 5
2819 We offer work from home. 1.3627 0.05709 102 70 27 5
2820 We're on top again. Nothing can stop us now! 1.3627 0.05877 102 71 25 6
2821 Bottom line, Boris: We're finally too big to fail. 1.3627 0.06504 102 75 17 10
2822 To top it all off, we offer a robust 401(k) that will provide for you and your loved ones years into retirement. 1.3627 0.05709 102 70 27 5
2823 Harry, just sign before it's over. 1.3627 0.06198 102 73 21 8
2824 I believe your credentials speak for themselves, you will lead this company into the next era. 1.3627 0.06040 102 72 23 7
2825 I want you to write an article about the insignificance of mammals. 1.3627 0.05877 102 71 25 6
2826 We’ve addressed every eventuality.... 1.3627 0.06040 102 72 23 7
2827 By signing the contract, I guarantee your distant human relatives will benefit from the extinction. 1.3627 0.05536 102 69 29 4
2828 Yes, we’ve tightened up the force majeure language - why do you ask? 1.3627 0.06040 102 72 23 7
2829 Sign here. Believe me, this deal isn’t going to last long. 1.3627 0.05877 102 71 25 6
2830 Futures are looking up! 1.3627 0.05079 102 74 22 6
2831 Just sign here, and don't worry about the meteors. Once the warm weather comes, they'll be gone--just like a miracle! 1.3627 0.06198 102 73 21 8
2832 We're only hiring temp workers, I'm afraid. 1.3627 0.06353 102 74 19 9
2833 Did you just call me a duck? 1.3627 0.06198 102 73 21 8
2834 Yes, you would be on full pay in the event of a mass extinction - I'm not THAT cold-blooded. Why did you bring it up? 1.3627 0.05709 102 70 27 5
2835 Personally, I love your script but a movie about an Asteroid killing everyone and the mammals taking over might be just too far fetched. 1.3627 0.05877 102 71 25 6
2836 „Reopening the business is the best way to protect this community, trust me“ 1.3619 0.05434 105 71 30 4
2837 The latest modelling indicates that the COVID-19 pandemic will end our existence. 1.3619 0.06220 105 76 20 9
2838 That other meteor wasn’t that big of a deal. Would t you agree? 1.3619 0.05918 105 74 24 7
2839 Finally! it’s our turn now. 1.3619 0.05761 105 73 26 6
2840 A shooting star! Make a wish boss! 1.3619 0.05918 105 79 16 10
2841 We are looking for someone with the 6th sense 1.3619 0.06366 105 77 18 10
2842 This background really blows interns away 1.3619 0.05600 105 74 25 6
2843 Can you tell me about a time when you made a mistake? 1.3619 0.05600 105 72 28 5
2844 Quickly make a wish....a star is falling 1.3619 0.05086 105 74 26 5
2845 Yes, we've been hoarding toilet paper for eons. Now SELL IT ALL. 1.3619 0.05681 105 75 23 7
2846 The heat suits me fine. I'm from Florida. 1.3619 0.05918 105 74 24 7
2847 Your earnings are about to take a hit 1.3619 0.06366 105 77 18 10
2848 Yes, we could always build an asteroid shield, but do you really think that is necessary? 1.3619 0.06508 105 78 16 11
2849 If I told you once, I've told you a thousand times, Sarcos, what goes around, comes around. We're back!! 1.3619 0.05761 105 73 26 6
2850 Yes, the rumors are true. We’re coming back as the crown of creation. That other experiment failed. Sign here for the choice spots. 1.3619 0.06071 105 75 22 8
2851 Timing is everything, Bob, and our readers aren’t interested in another apocalyptic story right now. 1.3619 0.05761 105 73 26 6
2852 For only 10% more, you get the riverbed site with fossilization guaranteed - instant immortality! 1.3619 0.05761 105 73 26 6
2853 I see here there is a five million-year gap in your employment history 1.3619 0.05600 105 72 28 5
2854 Don't worry about it, I'm sure you'll find a new job. It's not like it's the end of the world. 1.3619 0.05434 105 71 30 4
2855 Whether or not you agree, you still need to sign your performance review. 1.3619 0.06071 105 75 22 8
2856 Please, focus on these accounts, they're under performing. 1.3600 0.06117 100 71 22 7
2857 We discontinued meteor protection research, it wasn’t cost effective. 1.3600 0.06280 100 72 20 8
2858 Feels great being back at work after 1 week of quarantine. 1.3600 0.05599 100 68 28 4
2859 Tell me honestly Jerry, what do you think of my new Zoom background? Too “extinction conspiracy theory” for your liking? 1.3600 0.05949 100 70 24 6
2860 Yes, this promotion includes a spot in our secure underground parking garage. 1.3600 0.05949 100 70 24 6
2861 now we’re looking for someone who will make a really big impact... 1.3600 0.06280 100 72 20 8
2862 Don't worry you will work from home 1.3600 0.05599 100 68 28 4
2863 This will be bigger than Godzilla. End of times lizzard is the part of a lifetime. 1.3600 0.04824 100 74 20 6
2864 Great! I’ll see you on Monday! 1.3600 0.05777 100 69 26 5
2865 No nothing will shock them anymore in 2020 1.3600 0.05949 100 70 24 6
2866 I assure you, soon this will no longer matter. 1.3600 0.05416 100 67 30 3
2867 I know it's your first day, but trust me. You'll have a blast! 1.3600 0.06439 100 73 18 9
2868 Listen Bill, I am sorry we have to let you go but we need to prepare for the future. Enjoy your early retirement! 1.3600 0.05949 100 70 24 6
2869 I can safely say we have survived the pandemic! 1.3600 0.05949 100 70 24 6
2870 I know it’s a lot to process. Why don’t you go for a walk, clear you head? 1.3600 0.05949 100 70 24 6
2871 Now that tragedy is behind us, I assume you’re okay to come back to work at scale. 1.3600 0.05949 100 70 24 6
2872 I’m afraid it’s only a temporary position... 🦖☠️ 1.3600 0.06745 100 75 14 11
2873 we think your skills could be an asset in our rapidly changing world 1.3600 0.05689 100 71 23 6
2874 Do it like the humans, Bill. Just close your damn eyes. 1.3600 0.06280 100 72 20 8
2875 How are you with crisis management? 1.3600 0.05599 100 68 28 4
2876 Just one last question, how would you spend your last day on earth? 1.3600 0.05599 100 68 28 4
2877 It's just fireworks...don't bother about it 1.3600 0.06117 100 71 22 7
2878 How do you feel about extinction? 1.3600 0.05599 100 68 28 4
2879 Black Swan Black Shwan. 1.3600 0.05226 100 71 24 5
2880 Your future in this company looks very very promising 1.3600 0.05599 100 68 28 4
2881 So when are you available to start? 1.3600 0.05949 100 70 24 6
2882 So, any big plans for tonight, Jim? 1.3600 0.06117 100 71 22 7
2883 So happy to have you on board, I see good things in your future. 1.3600 0.05416 100 73 21 6
2884 ...after all, our commitment to you is for life. 1.3600 0.05949 100 70 24 6
2885 It looks like we're back to square one again... 1.3600 0.05949 100 70 24 6
2886 Right now really is the best time to sell. 1.3600 0.05416 100 67 30 3
2887 So like I said, outside of a meteor hitting, this contract seems to be air tight. 1.3600 0.05949 100 70 24 6
2888 I don’t care what it says in the report - it’s too early to send out a warning 1.3600 0.06280 100 72 20 8
2889 We’ve been through this, Allen... 1.3600 0.05777 100 69 26 5
2890 Trust me, this whole “asteroid” thing is a leftist George Saurus hoax. 1.3600 0.05777 100 69 26 5
2891 We’re eliminating your department 1.3600 0.05777 100 69 26 5
2892 You're just going to love our life insurance policy! Now...where is that darn pen?! 1.3600 0.06117 100 71 22 7
2893 You have to take the long view. You can't try to time the market. 1.3600 0.05949 100 70 24 6
2894 And how do you suppose your experience as a contestant on “Survivor” will help us here at Dino Emterprise? 1.3600 0.06117 100 71 22 7
2895 Would that be whole or term life? 1.3600 0.05777 100 69 26 5
2896 Trust me. Extinctions are always a buyer’s market. 1.3600 0.06117 100 71 22 7
2897 I have to let you go. There's just no future for you here. 1.3600 0.06439 100 73 18 9
2898 Your health insurance will kick in after the Cretaceous period. 1.3600 0.06594 100 74 16 10
2899 Don’t worry, the force majeure excludes meteors. 1.3600 0.04610 100 73 22 5
2900 Have I got a sure-fire deal for you! 1.3600 0.06117 100 71 22 7
2901 At least at this point we know things can only get better. 1.3600 0.06117 100 71 22 7
2902 Force majeure? Why do you ask? 1.3600 0.06280 100 72 20 8
2903 So. got any plans for the weekend? 1.3600 0.06280 100 72 20 8
2904 That’s $1.5 Million for saying that you will clean up the swamp but do nothing. 1.3600 0.05599 100 68 28 4
2905 You've picked the perfect time to update your extinction insurance policy." 1.3600 0.06117 100 71 22 7
2906 As per my investment advisor, I've gone short on mammals and birds 1.3600 0.05949 100 70 24 6
2907 We’re at the top of our game—dominating the world, partner! Sign here and looks like we’re good to go! 1.3600 0.05864 100 72 21 7
2908 Fake news. Nothing can hurt us dinosaurs. 1.3600 0.05599 100 70 25 5
2909 What do you think, Bob? Time to sign your life away? 1.3600 0.05949 100 70 24 6
2910 . . . I mean, what are the odds, huh? 1.3600 0.05777 100 69 26 5
2911 Fortunately, we offer a competitive benefits package including extinction insurance. 1.3600 0.05416 100 67 30 3
2912 Most applicants on job interviews learn to smile a little. 1.3600 0.06280 100 72 20 8
2913 Quite frankly this "shelter in place" nonsense is so overblown. 1.3600 0.05949 100 70 24 6
2914 I just don't think there'll be an audience for your book. 1.3600 0.05599 100 68 28 4
2915 This is a once in a lifetime opportunity. You will never see a better deal. 1.3600 0.06280 100 72 20 8
2916 Why yes, I think 'Comet' would make a great brand name." 1.3600 0.06280 100 72 20 8
2917 Extinction? Don't you think you're being a bit paranoid? 1.3600 0.06117 100 71 22 7
2918 The laptop is just for show. I do everything on paper. I'm primal that way. 1.3600 0.06280 100 72 20 8
2919 Thanks for coming in but it looks like we won’t need to fill the position after all. 1.3600 0.06117 100 71 22 7
2920 So, Mr. Saurus, what do you see yourself doing in five years? 1.3600 0.05949 100 72 21 7
2921 You're perfect for the guy singing his way through the Catskills, the Marvelous Metrosaurus 1.3600 0.05777 100 69 26 5
2922 I'm glad we could meet. We're almost out of time... 1.3600 0.06594 100 74 16 10
2923 What's the rush? 1.3600 0.06594 100 74 16 10
2924 Evolution? What makes you think that's something to worry about? 1.3600 0.06117 100 71 22 7
2925 And in addition to ample sick time, we have terrific retirement benefits! 1.3600 0.05777 100 69 26 5
2926 You know friend, nothing in this world is gonna kick me out of this seat. I plan to be CEO for a long time. Aminat Hanson-Bassey. Houston. 1.3600 0.06117 100 71 22 7
2927 I see a bright future ahead for you. 1.3600 0.05777 100 69 26 5
2928 You understand this is a short-term position? 1.3600 0.05949 100 70 24 6
2929 Don't worry about it, the glass is meteor proof. 1.3600 0.06117 100 71 22 7
2930 Last question. Where do you see yourself in 5 years? 1.3600 0.06280 100 72 20 8
2931 As an additional perk if you take the job we will give you long term care insurance at our cost! 1.3600 0.05777 100 69 26 5
2932 Not that long ago, I was sitting where you’re sitting! 1.3600 0.05949 100 70 24 6
2933 So just sign here...your insurance policy covers everything except natural disasters. Ha! Ha! Ha! Like that's every gonna happen! 1.3600 0.06117 100 71 22 7
2934 How do you feel about promoting hoaxes and conspiracy theories? 1.3600 0.06117 100 71 22 7
2935 I strongly recommend whole life insurance. 1.3600 0.05777 100 69 26 5
2936 Yessiree, I'd say the future looks bright from here on out! 1.3600 0.06117 100 71 22 7
2937 And what was your company's policy during the Cambrian Explosion? 1.3600 0.05599 100 68 28 4
2938 The possible damage caused by a meteor collision is overrated... 1.3600 0.05777 100 69 26 5
2939 So in two years you see yourself doing my job? Good luck, I'm not going anywhere. 1.3600 0.05777 100 69 26 5
2940 The markets have never been higher, I’m telling you Penceasaur, it’s in the bag! 1.3600 0.05949 100 75 16 9
2941 Hey, better luck next time period. 1.3600 0.06117 100 71 22 7
2942 Where do you see yourself in the next 5 million years? 1.3600 0.05777 100 69 26 5
2943 Why so glum ? Aren't you interested ? 1.3600 0.05416 100 67 30 3
2944 Sign here before it is too late! 1.3600 0.06280 100 72 20 8
2945 Your future is bright, Higgins, and it’s only going to get brighter. 1.3600 0.06594 100 74 16 10
2946 Okay. So you messed up a bit. It's not the end of the world. 1.3600 0.05777 100 69 26 5
2947 no, fireballs are not included in the policy, but what is the likelihood of that? 1.3600 0.05949 100 70 24 6
2948 Our industry’s survival? It’s not about what happened yesterday, but knowing what’s going to happen tomorrow. 1.3600 0.06117 100 71 22 7
2949 The deal is time sensitive. 1.3600 0.05949 100 70 24 6
2950 We're having a sale on extinction insurance. 1.3600 0.05599 100 68 28 4
2951 "You'll appreciate the features of our Express Life Policy. For example, once we have your signature, coverage begins in twenty-four hours." 1.3600 0.06280 100 72 20 8
2952 Ya know Bob, this quarter was the best ever! Can't wait for the next quarter. 1.3600 0.05777 100 69 26 5
2953 And the last page is our contingency plan. 1.3600 0.05949 100 70 24 6
2954 We have great health AND dental insurance" "What about life? 1.3600 0.05226 100 66 32 2
2955 You were always quite bullish about the market. What explains your sudden pessimism? 1.3600 0.05949 100 70 24 6
2956 We just don't see you as part of this firm's future, Tom. 1.3600 0.06439 100 73 18 9
2957 What I’ve enjoyed about this company is the stability. 1.3600 0.05777 100 69 26 5
2958 I’m sorry Frank, I just don’t see a future for you here. 1.3600 0.06117 100 71 22 7
2959 We don’t cover any ‘Acts of God’, but 160 million years in business can’t be denied. 1.3600 0.06117 100 71 22 7
2960 Our life insurance policy will take a few days but other than that you're good to go 1.3592 0.05991 103 73 23 7
2961 Steve, you look distracted. Is everything okay? 1.3592 0.06301 103 75 19 9
2962 I don’t know, Gene, maybe the mammals will have a better run. 1.3592 0.05664 103 71 27 5
2963 So, Mr. Bailey, where do you see yourself in five years? 1.3592 0.06148 103 74 21 8
2964 On a scale of baked your own breadsticks to wrote a self help book, how have you used this crisis for your professional and personal growth? 1.3592 0.05406 103 72 26 5
2965 The job is yours as soon as we check your references. 1.3592 0.05664 103 71 27 5
2966 66 million years sharing the planet with the turtles. It was a good run. We may not be so lucky this time. 1.3592 0.05494 103 70 29 4
2967 Call me an optimist, Bertie, but the future is ours! 1.3592 0.05830 103 72 25 6
2968 The problem is, your script about the Prehistoric Human Extinction Event lacks realism. 1.3592 0.05830 103 72 25 6
2969 You've got good bones Al. You'll be around for a long time. 1.3592 0.06148 103 74 21 8
2970 Wow!! Has this been a great day or what? 1.3592 0.05494 103 70 29 4
2971 Sign up for six months - if it doesn't work out, it's not the end of the world. 1.3592 0.05830 103 72 25 6
2972 Think of it as a short term investment. 1.3592 0.05830 103 72 25 6
2973 How do you feel about evolving into a bird? 1.3592 0.05830 103 72 25 6
2974 Unfortunately, restructuring has made your job extinct. 1.3592 0.05664 103 71 27 5
2975 So, Russ, where do you see yourself in five years? 1.3592 0.05830 103 72 25 6
2976 No time like the present to accept our offer! 1.3592 0.05494 103 70 29 4
2977 Sure it's a risky business proposition, but it's not like the world is going to come to an end. 1.3592 0.05664 103 71 27 5
2978 You see yourself WHERE in 5 years? 1.3592 0.05991 103 73 23 7
2979 Just sign here and we're all done. 1.3592 0.05664 103 71 27 5
2980 By the looks of these numbers Stan, we have a very bright future ahead of us. 1.3592 0.05991 103 73 23 7
2981 Go ahead and look it over, you got all the time in the world ... 1.3592 0.06148 103 74 21 8
2982 No, I'm sorry, we're only hiring temp positions just now. 1.3592 0.05830 103 72 25 6
2983 Sign this insurance- you never know what might hit you". 1.3592 0.06148 103 74 21 8
2984 We’ll be okay, because we have started manufacturing masks 1.3585 0.06023 106 76 22 8
2985 Just sign here and your 30-year fixed mortgage will be all set. 1.3585 0.05872 106 75 24 7
2986 The force majeure clause is just a formality. 1.3585 0.06314 106 78 18 10
2987 You have my word - You’re job is secure as long as I’m here. 1.3585 0.06170 106 77 20 9
2988 Where to you see yourself three seconds from now? 1.3585 0.06455 106 79 16 11
2989 You know this is a metaphor, right? 1.3571 0.06364 98 71 19 8
2990 I’ve got one word for you Benjamin: Oil 1.3571 0.06527 98 72 17 9
2991 And, here's the good news, son. You will be managing director of the LaBrea Tar Pits office! 1.3571 0.06527 98 72 17 9
2992 Don't worry... with the president hellbent on re-election, there's nothing that can stop this economy! 1.3571 0.05847 98 68 25 5
2993 So, do you think you have the ability to stay calm in a crisis? 1.3564 0.05901 101 71 24 6
2994 You shouldn‘t judge this purely on the salary - think about the trajectory! 1.3564 0.05901 101 71 24 6
2995 ‘You missed a couple of budget lines. I want you to start over.’ 1.3564 0.04892 101 73 23 5
2996 So where do you see yourself in 10 years, Larry? 1.3564 0.05901 101 71 24 6
2997 Welcome to the team! I have the feeling this is the start of something really special! 1.3564 0.05374 101 68 30 3
2998 Our firewall is fail safe, why do you ask? 1.3564 0.06227 101 73 20 8
2999 *No need to panick, it's just a stone, give it 15 days it'll disappear*. 1.3564 0.06384 101 74 18 9
3000 Great news! Your request for a raise was approved. 1.3564 0.05731 101 70 26 5
3001 So Fred, where do you see yourself in five years? 1.3564 0.06384 101 74 18 9
3002 Is it just me or are those Mars Rovers getting bigger ? 1.3564 0.05901 101 71 24 6
3003 Of course, past performance is no guarantee of future results. 1.3564 0.05555 101 69 28 4
3004 I have good news and I have bad news. 1.3564 0.05901 101 71 24 6
3005 I highly recommend this premium policy as it has no acts of God clause. 1.3564 0.06066 101 72 22 7
3006 And, our 500 computer model runs indicate that you will outlive your money! 1.3564 0.06066 101 72 22 7
3007 If we were to employ you. what are your long term goals? 1.3564 0.05731 101 70 26 5
3008 Sign this one too. It will protect your home against an earthquake, lightning or meteor shower. 1.3564 0.05901 101 71 24 6
3009 You deserve this job of a lifetime! I can see the fire in your eyes. 1.3564 0.06687 101 76 14 11
3010 Sign here, Mr Saur and with your check for $1 million you’ll have this annuity guaranteeing you $10,000/ month for the rest of your life. 1.3564 0.06227 101 73 20 8
3011 Oh that's just my zoom background, Rex. Annuities are still the way to go. 1.3564 0.06066 101 72 22 7
3012 We aren’t going to run your caption, Bill. 1.3564 0.05901 101 71 24 6
3013 Where do you expect to be in five years? 1.3564 0.05901 101 71 24 6
3014 No, we don't offer meteor insurance. 1.3564 0.05901 101 71 24 6
3015 Well, asteroids are just a liberal hoax. 1.3564 0.06066 101 72 22 7
3016 We're going back to normal, whatever happens. 1.3564 0.06066 101 72 22 7
3017 Everybody will just die when we they read your script. 1.3564 0.06384 101 74 18 9
3018 Comet? Fake news, I’m telling ya. 1.3564 0.06384 101 74 18 9
3019 Don't bother, I've seen the original. 1.3564 0.05555 101 74 20 7
3020 You know, they predict these “extinctions” every few years as a fundraising ploy. 1.3564 0.06066 101 72 22 7
3021 What do you mean? We're to big too become extinct" 1.3564 0.06538 101 75 16 10
3022 This feels more like a Q2 opportunity. 1.3535 0.06310 99 72 19 8
3023 Oh darn. 1.3524 0.06199 105 77 19 9
3024 So I laughed. Climate change?? 1.3524 0.06049 105 76 21 8
3025 It was painted by some hack named Nostrosaurus 1.3505 0.06050 97 69 22 6
3026 And then I get home, eat dinner, watch Kimmel and go to bed. I guess I shouldn’t complain, but sometimes life here feels so dull and uneventful. 1.3505 0.06225 97 70 20 7
3027 I fully agree. Everything is on track for your glorious second term. 1.3505 0.06050 97 69 22 6
3028 I have evidence to prove it's not a meteor. 1.3505 0.06395 97 71 18 8
3029 I'm happy to report your small business loan has just been approved by Donald J. Trump 1.3505 0.06225 97 70 20 7
3030 If you join us Stan, baring something out out of the blue, the Mesozoic will be the most rewarding era of your life. 1.3505 0.06050 97 69 22 6
3031 Well I’ll tell you Bob, I only see good things for you and this company. 1.3500 0.05573 100 69 27 4
3032 Just sign, it isn't the end of the world. 1.3500 0.06723 100 76 13 11
3033 None of this really matters. 1.3500 0.05752 100 70 25 5
3034 We need to talk, Al. Frankly, I don’t see much of a future for your kind around here. 1.3478 0.06454 92 67 18 7
3035 Some advice: always look at your interviewer. And smile. 1.3478 0.06072 92 65 22 5
3036 You are the next big thing 1.3474 0.05751 95 66 25 4
3037 So what’s your 5 year plan? 1.3474 0.05943 95 67 23 5
3038 Welcome to the team, things are really starting to heat up! 1.3474 0.06308 95 69 19 7
3039 And that’s why the best cliche is not liking them. 1.3474 0.01990 95 73 19 3
3040 I don’t see any reason why we couldn’t have you star first thing tomorrow morning... 1.3474 0.06128 95 68 21 6
3041 Rick, it won’t be the end of the world if we don’t get the account 1.3474 0.05751 95 66 25 4
3042 Well, we drained the swamp 1.3474 0.06483 95 70 17 8
3043 You'd save a lot of money by switchin' to Geico 1.3474 0.06308 95 69 19 7
3044 I know it's my last day, I just really wanna go with a bang! 1.3474 0.05553 95 65 27 3
3045 Oh that? Yeah we just draw that on the window to make sure our employees don’t ask about hazard pay. 1.3474 0.06483 95 70 17 8
3046 This new ad campaign still needs a bit of a BANG 1.3474 0.05553 95 65 27 3
3047 Looks great! Any past experience with post-apocalyptic restructuring? 1.3474 0.06128 95 68 21 6
3048 It's great but the ending needs work. 1.3474 0.05943 95 67 23 5
3049 Congrats on your first year here! Your medical benefits kick in at midnight. 1.3474 0.06128 95 68 21 6
3050 Don't worry, this position has dino-mite benefits. :) 1.3474 0.04796 95 69 22 4
3051 It say's you're a lizard? Is this some kind of joke? You are aware this is a "DINOSAUR" Company? Lizards don't possess the longevity to make it in today's market. 1.3474 0.05943 95 67 23 5
3052 I think we're done here boss 1.3474 0.06483 95 70 17 8
3053 The markets have never been higher! 1.3474 0.04431 95 70 21 4
3054 Let’s keep an eye on these oil stocks. 1.3474 0.05553 95 65 27 3
3055 This is a very short term position. 1.3474 0.05943 95 67 23 5
3056 Typical! I think they're trying to nail us with the Unforeseen Circumstances clause. 1.3474 0.05943 95 67 23 5
3057 We've got a deal! I'll just leave the contract here for you to read over while I take a quick break in the little lizard's room. 1.3474 0.06308 95 69 19 7
3058 Relax Dino, it’ll pass. 1.3474 0.05134 95 68 23 4
3059 Good, we’re looking for someone with a thick skin for this role 1.3474 0.05943 95 67 23 5
3060 pending a background check we should be good to go! 1.3474 0.05751 95 66 25 4
3061 we are going to let you leave, your forecast predictions are just very catastrophic and unrealistic. 1.3474 0.05943 95 67 23 5
3062 'Trust me,...the futures in dino-stock look good on this one!!!' 1.3474 0.06483 95 70 17 8
3063 I'm afraid the Act of God clause is non-negotiable. 1.3474 0.05553 95 65 27 3
3064 To work here you have to be able to handle whatever’s thrown at you. 1.3474 0.05751 95 66 25 4
3065 Perfect! You can start tomorrow 1.3474 0.05751 95 66 25 4
3066 In this line of work you can never look back! 1.3474 0.05943 95 67 23 5
3067 Barring any unforeseen circumstances, you can start right away. 1.3474 0.05943 95 67 23 5
3068 Steve, I don’t have all day. 1.3474 0.06308 95 69 19 7
3069 do you offer health insurance? 1.3474 0.05943 95 67 23 5
3070 I wouldn't hire you if it's the last thing I do! 1.3474 0.06654 95 71 15 9
3071 So, Neal, we're going to go ahead and approve those vacation days now. 1.3474 0.06128 95 68 21 6
3072 Let's just wait 'til after lunch, Bob. I mean, what's the worst that can happen? 1.3474 0.06483 95 70 17 8
3073 So we will be conducting a second round of interviews next week. Do you have any questions? 1.3474 0.06128 95 68 21 6
3074 Tell me about a stressful situation at your previous job and how you handled it. 1.3474 0.05943 95 67 23 5
3075 Corporate and I agree that you will feel much safer working from home 1.3474 0.05751 95 66 25 4
3076 So, I see here that you're interested in our Crisis Management team .. 1.3474 0.06483 95 70 17 8
3077 Hey, what've you got to lose? 1.3474 0.05751 95 66 25 4
3078 It’s like I always say— what you don’t know won’t kill you! 1.3474 0.05943 95 67 23 5
3079 The guys at Dino Insurance hired me to sneak language into their policies allowing them to weasel out of covering their customers in case of catastrophic events. Ha! Suckers. 1.3474 0.05751 95 66 25 4
3080 No need to make a hasty decision. Let's meet again on Thursday. 1.3474 0.05943 95 67 23 5
3081 Sure, but if you're wrong, this is a great Plan B. 1.3474 0.05751 95 66 25 4
3082 At least we won’t be around to see 2020. 1.3474 0.06308 95 69 19 7
3083 You've got a future around here. 1.3474 0.06308 95 69 19 7
3084 No, I'm sorry. Acts of God are not covered. 1.3474 0.06128 95 68 21 6
3085 We're at the apex of evolution. What could possibly go wrong? 1.3474 0.06308 95 69 19 7
3086 “So this is your strategic plan ... diversify or die. Really, Brian?” 1.3474 0.05751 95 66 25 4
3087 They call me a denier; I say the models aren't proven. 1.3474 0.06483 95 70 17 8
3088 Knock knock. Who's there? Comet. Comet who? Comet, your least favorite reindeer. 1.3474 0.06483 95 70 17 8
3089 What would you say is your biggest weakness? 1.3474 0.06654 95 71 15 9
3090 Some coworkers have expressed concern over your recent nihilism. 1.3474 0.05943 95 67 23 5
3091 This is a once in a millenium opportunity! 1.3474 0.06483 95 70 17 8
3092 We can have you working here in two weeks time. - I’d like to start sooner then that. 1.3474 0.05943 95 67 23 5
3093 Furthermore, our firm has overcome all obstacles on its path to the future" 1.3474 0.04796 95 69 23 3
3094 Let's us make Yucatan great again, Rex! 1.3474 0.06483 95 70 17 8
3095 Will that be term or whole life? 1.3474 0.05751 95 66 25 4
3096 Okay, if time is tight then you can just initial the highlighted areas. 1.3474 0.06128 95 68 21 6
3097 Howard, your problem is you don’t know what you don’t know. 1.3474 0.06483 95 70 17 8
3098 We’d like to fill the position immediately ! 1.3474 0.05348 95 64 29 2
3099 As you can see I always know whats going on around me. 1.3474 0.05943 95 67 23 5
3100 No, we don't believe in meteors. That's fake science. 1.3474 0.06483 95 70 17 8
3101 It’s just a flu. 1.3474 0.06128 95 68 21 6
3102 This is a long term position. 1.3474 0.06654 95 71 15 9
3103 Let’s talk about investments that protect you from unexpected catastrophes 1.3474 0.05943 95 67 23 5
3104 Eh, we can discuss fossil fuel divestment some other time. 1.3474 0.06128 95 68 21 6
3105 Ok, that should complete your stock options cash out. 1.3474 0.06128 95 68 21 6
3106 Any bright ideas for succession planning? 1.3474 0.06128 95 68 21 6
3107 ...yeah...with Bruce Willis, right? Never saw it. 1.3474 0.06128 95 68 21 6
3108 ”Will I see you in church Sunday? 1.3474 0.05943 95 67 23 5
3109 Boy, us dinosaurs have sure been great again lately, haven't we? 1.3474 0.06308 95 69 19 7
3110 Pandemic conquered, now for climate change! 1.3474 0.05751 95 66 25 4
3111 Tempary would be perfect. 1.3474 0.06308 95 69 19 7
3112 Need you to put a rush on greenlighting this sci-fi comedy Rex. Remember? The one where the stupid humans take over the earth. 1.3474 0.06128 95 68 21 6
3113 So,where do you see yourself five years from now? 1.3474 0.06308 95 69 19 7
3114 This is a 50 year contract buddy, we've got it made. 1.3474 0.06654 95 71 15 9
3115 Covid took a big toll on those humans. 1.3474 0.04677 95 71 19 5
3116 We’ve been around forever, I wouldn’t let a little meteorite bother you, plus we have an excellent medical plan. 1.3474 0.05553 95 65 27 3
3117 What do you hope to be doing in five years? 1.3474 0.06308 95 69 19 7
3118 What comet? 1.3474 0.06128 95 68 21 6
3119 Your future here looks bright. 1.3474 0.05943 95 67 23 5
3120 The pay is a bit low but we have a terrific retirement plan. 1.3474 0.05348 95 64 29 2
3121 From my point of view I Feel The Reptilian age will soon become irrelevant. 1.3474 0.05553 95 65 27 3
3122 What do you see in your future? 1.3474 0.05943 95 67 23 5
3123 We'll say the Cretaceous period never left us an impact-disaster plan. 1.3474 0.06128 95 68 21 6
3124 No, it's fine! It says right here you're insured against an Act of God. 1.3474 0.06308 95 69 19 7
3125 They’re not crocodile tears, we’re all going to die! 1.3474 0.05943 95 67 23 5
3126 Sign here and we'll get rid of that overbite in a flash. 1.3474 0.06128 95 68 21 6
3127 At our company, you'll find the sky's the limit. 1.3474 0.06128 95 68 21 6
3128 There's no time like the present. 1.3474 0.05943 95 67 23 5
3129 Going short on the whole Jurassic.A bold move...have you heard something? 1.3474 0.06128 95 68 21 6
3130 I insist that we take the Mammut Empire to court. All this nonsense about environmental & health disasters is just meant to distract us while they are taking over the global economy. 1.3474 0.05751 95 66 25 4
3131 From where I sit, kid, there's no end in sight. 1.3474 0.06128 95 68 21 6
3132 Force majeur? Never happens. 1.3474 0.05943 95 67 23 5
3133 THIS LOOKS LIKE A SURE FIRE HIT! 1.3474 0.06128 95 68 21 6
3134 Sure, you'll find another job...it's not the end of the world! 1.3474 0.05943 95 67 23 5
3135 Just sign here. I left off the asteroid insurance to save you some money. 1.3474 0.05348 95 64 29 2
3136 The economy hasn't been this good since the Jurassic Period... you sure you want to cash in on your investments now? 1.3474 0.06128 95 70 18 7
3137 Yeah, I would say my strengths include foresight. 1.3474 0.05943 95 67 23 5
3138 ...and you'll love our pension plan! 1.3474 0.05943 95 67 23 5
3139 I think you should add a force majeure to the contract 1.3474 0.06308 95 69 19 7
3140 Mr. Jones, I have great news! She signed the agreement, and you can go about living your normal life again. 1.3474 0.05943 95 67 23 5
3141 Gerry, I predict a bright future for you here at Cretaceous Industries 1.3474 0.06483 95 70 17 8
3142 What virus?! 1.3474 0.05024 95 70 20 5
3143 So...same time next week? 1.3474 0.05751 95 66 25 4
3144 I see that sparkle in your eye. 1.3474 0.06308 95 69 19 7
3145 If you were to become a part of the organization,where do you see yourself in the next five years? 1.3474 0.05943 95 67 23 5
3146 Take your time. Life insurance signed under duress is contactually void. 1.3474 0.06128 95 68 21 6
3147 There is no convincing evidence that asteroids are real; it's a hoax to make fossil fuels non-competitive 1.3474 0.06483 95 70 17 8
3148 Ha! There's no way you'll be working here much longer. 1.3474 0.06128 95 68 21 6
3149 Long-term opportunities? This job should last until the Cenozoic Era, Bill! 1.3474 0.06128 95 68 21 6
3150 Cataclysm, Shlataclysm! It will miraculously go away. 1.3474 0.06308 95 69 19 7
3151 I think it's time this company evolves. 1.3474 0.06128 95 68 21 6
3152 Right now this company is enjoying a Cretaceous period with no end in sight! 1.3474 0.05751 95 66 25 4
3153 Hey, I'm chill with the vaccine's side effects! 1.3474 0.06308 95 69 19 7
3154 I assume you know that this is just a short-term position. 1.3474 0.05943 95 67 23 5
3155 “This policy will cover damage from fire, lightning, windstorms, earthquakes, floods, and …” 1.3474 0.05943 95 67 23 5
3156 Ok, we're good until the next extinction. 1.3474 0.06308 95 69 19 7
3157 Hope you can handle the heat around here. 1.3474 0.06308 95 69 19 7
3158 That's what I like. A long term thinker. 1.3474 0.05553 95 65 27 3
3159 Oh that? Don't worry, Mr. Borowitz - Your brand of hard-hitting Satire will never die. In fact, it's as fresh today as when we hired you, 3 million years ago. 1.3474 0.06308 95 69 19 7
3160 We don't really have the budget for an artist at the moment, but I promise the exposure will be fantastic. 1.3474 0.05553 95 65 27 3
3161 Well, barring any unforeseen catastrophe--or further mutations--I'd say we've got ourselves a deal! 1.3474 0.06128 95 68 21 6
3162 And as an extra added perk, our life-insurance policy also covers extinction. 1.3474 0.05553 95 65 27 3
3163 I don’t know what else to tell you, you should have stayed away from the 5G. 1.3469 0.02938 98 77 16 5
3164 Sign the contract and I promise people will still be talking about you 65 million years later! 1.3469 0.05998 98 70 22 6
3165 We’re actually scaling down 1.3469 0.06340 98 72 18 8
3166 Here in Lacoste we believe that, "COMET the hour, cometh the reptile". So, are you that reptile? 1.3469 0.06171 98 71 20 7
3167 A deal like this comes along once in a million years. 1.3469 0.06171 98 71 20 7
3168 This is our company’s most effective plan against human infestation 1.3469 0.05447 98 67 28 3
3169 Sorry to drop this bombshell on you Jim, but you’re fired 1.3469 0.06340 98 72 18 8
3170 Congrats you’re off probation! Your job is no longer (en)dangered. 1.3469 0.06171 98 71 20 7
3171 Rocky, believe me, optimism is your best option. 1.3469 0.05998 98 70 22 6
3172 Sign this and our troubles are almost over! 1.3469 0.06340 98 72 18 8
3173 We have been growing substantially this year and we expect 2020 to be even better if everything goes according to plan 1.3441 0.06209 93 67 20 6
3174 Trust me, Mesozoic Backed Securities could not be more risk-free. 1.3441 0.05821 93 65 24 4
3175 So I’ve decided to cancel the company’s Meteor Insurance Policy 1.3441 0.06209 93 67 20 6
3176 I must emphasize, this offer is good for a limited time only. 1.3441 0.06018 93 66 22 5
3177 Our system keeps crashing. Can you install Windows? 1.3441 0.05821 93 65 24 4
3178 That? Yeah, I’ve given my whole life to this company and finally got an office with a window! 1.3441 0.06018 93 66 22 5
3179 After weeks of quarantine, the numbers have been begun to decline! I think it’s time to start reopening the economy. 1.3441 0.06018 93 66 22 5
3180 So force majeure does not include meteorites? 1.3441 0.06395 93 68 18 7
3181 Meteors? No chance. That’s just media hype! 1.3441 0.06018 93 66 22 5
3182 Sorry it has to end this way but I promise you, it’s not you. It’s us. 1.3441 0.06209 93 67 20 6
3183 So, can you tell me about a time when you had to adapt or overcome to survive in your environment? 1.3441 0.06209 93 67 20 6
3184 So I say, “when hell freezes over Jerry” 1.3441 0.05720 93 67 21 5
3185 You are only interested in a short term temp position, correct? 1.3441 0.05821 93 65 24 4
3186 If the deal doesn’t happen, it’s not the end for the world! 1.3441 0.06209 93 67 20 6
3187 Where do yourself in 5 years? 1.3441 0.06395 93 68 18 7
3188 So where do you see yourself in the next 5 seconds? 1.3441 0.06018 93 66 22 5
3189 So, Fred, would you say you’re calm under fire? 1.3441 0.06018 93 66 22 5
3190 So would you like to open a new life insurance policy? 1.3441 0.05720 93 67 21 5
3191 You’ll see here we’ve secured our relief package to tide us over whilst this asteroid kerfuffle sorts itself out. 1.3441 0.06751 93 70 14 9
3192 See?! That pandemic es nothing and everything is back to normal! 1.3441 0.05616 93 64 26 3
3193 C'mon, Rex. Do you really think an asteroid can threaten our existence? This is their new hoax! 1.3441 0.06395 93 68 18 7
3194 They say we evolved when a comet struck the earth and wiped out the human species. That sort of thing isn't likely to happen again. 1.3441 0.06575 93 69 16 8
3195 I'm going to need you to redo this report within the next five seconds. 1.3441 0.06209 93 67 20 6
3196 Don't worry it's only a decal. 1.3441 0.06018 93 66 22 5
3197 Barring some unforeseen event-like an asteroid hitting the earth- you are solvent for your expected retirement timeline. 1.3441 0.06018 93 66 22 5
3198 Isn't the Mesozoic Era a great time to be alive? 1.3441 0.05616 93 64 26 3
3199 Stevens, I think this project is going to really hit home. 1.3441 0.05821 93 65 24 4
3200 One of the perks of your job will include a lifetime subscription to Netflix. 1.3441 0.06395 93 68 18 7
3201 If you don't sign now, this deal could go up in flames. 1.3441 0.06395 93 68 18 7
3202 You have a bright future ahead of you, Malcolm. 1.3441 0.05821 93 65 24 4
3203 Short-term thinkers don’t tend to prosper in our company. 1.3441 0.06018 93 66 22 5
3204 Great financials report, Bert. What can possibly stop our meteoric growth? 1.3441 0.06751 93 70 14 9
3205 Where do you see yourself in five thousand years? 1.3441 0.06575 93 69 16 8
3206 What I think is, live for the now! 1.3441 0.06018 93 66 22 5
3207 Ah yes, there it is. The Darwinian Survival Clause. It ensures your species will exist even after an apocalyptic event. Why do you ask? 1.3441 0.06303 93 70 15 8
3208 No, really, things are looking up. 1.3441 0.06018 93 66 22 5
3209 « Hey, Trumposaurus ! Knock knock ? » 1.3441 0.05821 93 65 24 4
3210 Well sir, at this time your retirement portfolio is looking great. 1.3441 0.06018 93 66 22 5
3211 So...any plans for the weekend? 1.3441 0.05821 93 65 24 4
3212 Congratulations. We look forward to a long successful future together. 1.3441 0.06209 93 67 20 6
3213 We've come so far. There's no telling how advanced we'll be in a few years. 1.3441 0.05616 93 64 26 3
3214 So Harold, where do you see yourself in 5 years? 1.3441 0.06395 93 68 18 7
3215 You'll never get a deal like this again. 1.3441 0.06209 93 67 20 6
3216 Don't worry so much; I'll just blame it on Obama! 1.3441 0.06209 93 67 20 6
3217 This insurance covers acts from God. 1.3441 0.06209 93 67 20 6
3218 Believe me, this is going to make a deep impact. 1.3441 0.06209 93 67 20 6
3219 I've changed your beneficiary to your nephew, Newt. Just sign here. 1.3441 0.06018 93 66 22 5
3220 You look like you've got a really bright future ahead of you. 1.3441 0.05821 93 65 24 4
3221 I appreciate your sales pitch, but I don't think life insurance is a priority for me right now" 1.3441 0.06018 93 66 22 5
3222 Look, the fireball will finally end the cockroach dominance, so pick where you want to rule. 1.3441 0.06395 93 68 18 7
3223 Compliance would wince if they heard me say this, but with risk management strategies back-tested against hundreds of years of claims data there are virtually no long-tail risks we haven't accounted for. 1.3441 0.06751 93 70 14 9
3224 Mr. Godzilla, I don’t believe you will need the long term care insurance. 1.3441 0.06395 93 68 18 7
3225 And what are your long-term plans? 1.3441 0.06018 93 66 22 5
3226 Winning! 1.3441 0.05821 93 65 24 4
3227 You can take a look at the paperwork, but, remember, the market always goes up. 1.3441 0.06018 93 66 22 5
3228 Happy retirement day! You'll be missed.” 1.3441 0.06209 93 67 20 6
3229 We certainly do carry comprehensive insurance. Why do you ask? 1.3441 0.05821 93 65 24 4
3230 This policy covers just about everything, auto,house, flood earthquake, even if you get hit by an asteriod Ha Ha. 1.3441 0.05821 93 65 24 4
3231 Oh, that? It's a hoax. 1.3441 0.06209 93 67 20 6
3232 Trust me, it's never going to hit us! 1.3441 0.06209 93 67 20 6
3233 I'm afraid you'll have to sign right now, or there's no deal. 1.3441 0.06209 93 67 20 6
3234 Insurance? Who needs insurance? 1.3441 0.06395 93 68 18 7
3235 You do know that this is a temporary job, right? 1.3441 0.05821 93 65 24 4
3236 Don't worry these windows are unbreakable! 1.3441 0.06018 93 66 22 5
3237 For the last time, you need to get some Comet for the bathrooms. 1.3441 0.06395 93 68 18 7
3238 Amazing work,Jared! I'm so glad you came to me with this - we are gonna be so rich! 1.3441 0.06395 93 68 18 7
3239 So, where do you imagine yourself in five years? 1.3412 0.06600 85 62 17 6
3240 Your qualifications are just what we're looking for. So, one last question, where do you see yourself in five years? 1.3412 0.06385 85 61 19 5
3241 Duck?!? Whatever do you mean? 1.3407 0.06485 91 67 17 7
3242 Is it just me or is it hot in here? 1.3407 0.06294 91 66 19 6
3243 The meteor is just going to disappear 1.3407 0.06670 91 68 15 8
3244 I can guarantee you won’t get an opportunity like this again. 1.3407 0.06294 91 66 19 6
3245 Trump has some big plans for us during his second term. 1.3407 0.06485 91 67 17 7
3246 Good news is you’re approved! 1.3407 0.05893 91 64 23 4
3247 What would you say is your best quality? 1.3407 0.05682 91 63 25 3
3248 That's not covered in our Life Insurance policy. 1.3407 0.06096 91 65 21 5
3249 We’re expecting to downsize soon — so, we’ll be in touch” 1.3407 0.05893 91 64 23 4
3250 We survived the Human Race, Fredo. The Future is ours. 1.3407 0.06294 91 66 19 6
3251 And after years of hard work and dedication, I finally got my window seat. 1.3407 0.06096 91 65 21 5
3252 And we’ve got a great retirement plan. 1.3407 0.05682 91 63 25 3
3253 I still can’t believe all this is normal now 1.3407 0.06096 91 65 21 5
3254 That’s funny, no one else was late this morning complaining of bad ‘weather.’ 1.3407 0.06096 91 65 21 5
3255 Did I mention we have an excellent pension scheme ? 1.3407 0.05893 91 64 23 4
3256 Well, the actuarial tables have shifted a bit since we made our last estimate..... 1.3407 0.05116 91 63 26 2
3257 We see a bright future here for you 1.3407 0.06485 91 67 17 7
3258 Remind me to give you the name of the window-cleaning company we use. Top-notch! 1.3407 0.06670 91 68 15 8
3259 How soon can we get started? 1.3407 0.05682 91 63 25 3
3260 Yet another end of a cretaceous period!! 1.3407 0.06096 91 65 21 5
3261 Our Corporation has an opportunity to cash in big on this huge land deal in the Yucatan Peninsula. But we have to move on it really fast. 1.3407 0.05234 91 66 22 3
3262 Sorry Greg, I just don't see a future for you here. On the bright side, we do validate! 1.3407 0.06096 91 65 21 5
3263 We've been here for eons. You can expect a bright future. 1.3407 0.05893 91 64 23 4
3264 This contract will lock you in for at least another few hours. 1.3407 0.04199 91 67 21 3
3265 --- and these predictions of imminent extinction - well I can't see that coming." 1.3407 0.06096 91 65 21 5
3266 Yeah, and they said we’d become extinct! 1.3407 0.05682 91 63 25 3
3267 No worries, I have everything under control. 1.3407 0.06485 91 67 17 7
3268 With America so great again I can’t lose! 1.3407 0.06851 91 69 13 9
3269 This investment will provide guaranteed income for the rest of your life. 1.3407 0.06294 91 66 19 6
3270 Things are going great. We're in this for the long haul. 1.3407 0.05893 91 64 23 4
3271 So, why fossil fuels? Why now? 1.3407 0.06294 91 66 19 6
3272 I’m so glad we’ll be extinct by 2020. 1.3407 0.06294 91 66 19 6
3273 With a contract this solid, you’ll be here forever... 1.3407 0.04615 91 66 22 3
3274 We’re just too big to fail 1.3407 0.05893 91 64 23 4
3275 See you later, gator. 1.3407 0.06670 91 68 15 8
3276 And it does include that extinction rider you asked about. 1.3407 0.06294 91 66 19 6
3277 Finally, a distraction from Coronavirus. 1.3407 0.06485 91 67 17 7
3278 Good idea. But we have no experience in making disaster movies. 1.3407 0.06096 91 65 21 5
3279 FOX says it's a fake. 1.3407 0.05682 91 63 25 3
3280 A Force Majeure clause? Yes it does... but that will never happen. 1.3407 0.06096 91 65 21 5
3281 Yes, I hear some people are saying "Ice Age," but I think, come the warm weather... 1.3407 0.06096 91 65 21 5
3282 And in the event of catastrophic mass extinction your adopted mammal gets everything. 1.3407 0.06096 91 65 21 5
3283 You know, the French aristocracy never saw it coming. 1.3407 0.06294 91 66 19 6
3284 It would take a miracle to keep us from achieving world domination. 1.3407 0.06096 91 65 21 5
3285 Humans ruling the earth? I didn’t know science fiction could be so hilarious! 1.3407 0.06485 91 67 17 7
3286 Comet change? No, that's just a hoax. 1.3407 0.06485 91 67 17 7
3287 We firmly believe this company will remain number one in the industry for the foreseeable future. Welcome aboard! 1.3407 0.06485 91 67 17 7
3288 Look at it this way, you’ve got nothing to lose. 1.3407 0.05682 91 63 25 3
3289 We are so blessed to be living in the Golden Prestige Age of Dinosaurs! Nothing can stop us now!! 1.3407 0.05893 91 64 23 4
3290 Yes, sirree, we're the crown of creation... what could go wrong? 1.3407 0.06670 91 68 15 8
3291 Sign here and you're insured for life! 1.3407 0.05682 91 63 25 3
3292 I think we have all contingencies covered. 1.3407 0.06294 91 66 19 6
3293 I've got a feeling about these things, and I believe you'll never have to worry about finding another job 1.3407 0.06294 91 66 19 6
3294 Can you read the insurance policy again? 1.3407 0.05893 91 64 23 4
3295 And how do you plan to replace me? 1.3407 0.05893 91 64 23 4
3296 I can see you having a long, fulfilling career here. 1.3407 0.05893 91 64 23 4
3297 under the circumstances it's not necessary for me to terminate you 1.3407 0.05682 91 63 25 3
3298 Now that we are in charge, there's nothing to worry about. 1.3407 0.06096 91 65 21 5
3299 I guess we’re only working a half day! 1.3407 0.06096 91 65 21 5
3300 We won't get extinct, we will just pivot. 1.3407 0.06294 91 66 19 6
3301 Now, just sign here and you'll be all set for your guaranteed life insurance! 1.3407 0.06294 91 66 19 6
3302 I’m sorry to have to let you go, Greg, but the business is evolving and you’re kind of a fossil 1.3407 0.06294 91 66 19 6
3303 -I thought you’d never see this coming, but your loan has been approved! -Well, let’s hope this is the dawning of new age... 1.3407 0.05682 91 63 25 3
3304 So how soon does this life insurance policy go into effect? 1.3407 0.06294 91 66 19 6
3305 Looks like your severance maxes out at 45 seconds. 1.3407 0.06096 91 65 21 5
3306 Do you bake or create tiktok videos in the face of a crisis? 1.3404 0.06337 94 69 18 7
3307 This is an opportunity of once in your life 1.3404 0.05965 94 67 22 5
3308 How flexible are you on short-term life insurance? 1.3404 0.05965 94 67 22 5
3309 We think you’ve got a bright future here. 1.3404 0.05965 94 67 22 5
3310 You are one step away from being fired. 1.3404 0.05965 94 67 22 5
3311 We called you in today because your work on the Earth2020 Project was absolutely sensational and we’re promoting you to Project Manager. 1.3404 0.05965 94 67 22 5
3312 We’re prepared for the next crisis, it can really come out of nowhere 1.3404 0.05965 94 67 22 5
3313 Our dental coverage plan is amazing! 1.3404 0.05770 94 66 24 4
3314 As you can see, we’ve put together a pretty comprehensive severance package. 1.3404 0.06154 94 68 20 6
3315 So, barring any unforeseen circumstances, you can start immediately! 1.3404 0.06154 94 68 20 6
3316 They said it was a one in a bazillion chance it would hit 1.3404 0.06337 94 69 18 7
3317 I’m sorry but your life, homeowner’s and extinction insurance claims have been denied. Please refer to the ‘oh my god, oh my god, we’re all going to die’ clause on page 193 and have yourself a wonderful 6 minutes. 1.3404 0.05770 94 66 24 4
3318 Good news! Big tax refund this year Rex and if you choose direct deposit you can have it in 5 to 7 days. 1.3404 0.05965 94 67 22 5
3319 .....Carl i think we might need to reschedule... 1.3404 0.05568 94 67 23 4
3320 Great question -we’re adopting a “survival-first” workplace environment 1.3404 0.05965 94 67 22 5
3321 I’m voting third party. 1.3404 0.06337 94 69 18 7
3322 Don’t worry about the market fluctuations. You are investing for the long term. 1.3404 0.05965 94 67 22 5
3323 I just got a Timeshare in Gondwanaland and I’m telling you, so should you! 1.3404 0.06154 94 68 20 6
3324 I’m not gonna be here forever, and besides what could possibly go wrong 1.3404 0.05770 94 66 24 4
3325 ...and they said it wasn’t safe yet to reopen the office! 1.3404 0.05770 94 66 24 4
3326 I guarantee you won't find another offer like this one. 1.3404 0.06515 94 70 16 8
3327 Guess what Nick, the company decided to add a fully paid trip to the Bahamas along with your annual bonus. 1.3404 0.05770 94 66 24 4
3328 ' You didn't see this coming, did you?', 1.3404 0.06154 94 68 20 6
3329 Don’t read fake news. The asteroid is just a hoax created by liberals as a scare tactic. 1.3404 0.06154 94 68 20 6
3330 Barring some unforeseen incident, the job is yours! 1.3404 0.06060 94 70 17 7
3331 We just went public, so yeah, we'll be around a long time. 1.3404 0.05568 94 65 26 3
3332 We also offer an excellent retirement package. 1.3404 0.05770 94 66 24 4
3333 I'm pretty sure we'll make history 1.3404 0.06154 94 68 20 6
3334 If this doesn't blow their mind, then I don't know what will! 1.3404 0.06154 94 68 20 6
3335 There are lot of things going on behind your back and you are not aware of them 1.3404 0.06515 94 70 16 8
3336 In this office we like to seize every day like there’s no tomorrow 1.3404 0.06154 94 68 20 6
3337 You have a bright future ahead of you! 1.3404 0.06337 94 69 18 7
3338 This is a once in a prehistoric age investment opportunity! 1.3404 0.05770 94 66 24 4
3339 So, where do you picture your species in 5 eons? 1.3404 0.06688 94 71 14 9
3340 God himself could not sink this ship 1.3404 0.06154 94 68 20 6
3341 Don’t you think that your Zoom background kinda looks real? 1.3404 0.05770 94 66 24 4
3342 From the looks of things, this is going to be a temporary position. 1.3404 0.06154 94 68 20 6
3343 You seem hesitant, but let me remind you about the great healthcare that comes with this job! 1.3404 0.05770 94 66 24 4
3344 So, do you still want the job? 1.3404 0.05965 94 67 22 5
3345 Disaster insurance? No, why do you ask? 1.3404 0.06154 94 68 20 6
3346 Once the catastrophe hits social distancing will be required 1.3404 0.05965 94 67 22 5
3347 I see a gap of unemployment in your resume, do you see a relapse of this happening in the future? 1.3404 0.05965 94 67 22 5
3348 Thanks for attending the interview, Croc. I’d bet my spikes you’ve got a great future ahead of you in this company. Wow, got dark quick, didn’t it 1.3404 0.05965 94 67 22 5
3349 Fake news... 1.3404 0.06337 94 69 18 7
3350 You’ve got a bright future 1.3404 0.06337 94 69 18 7
3351 Haha! And then he said, 'it’s going to disappear. One day, it’s like a miracle, it will disappear.' Can you believe it?! 1.3404 0.06337 94 69 18 7
3352 I’m sorry, we have to let you go. This is an unprecedented time. 1.3404 0.05965 94 67 22 5
3353 All the swamps in Louisiana are yours, Bob, but I’m telling you, land is the future.” #famouslastword 1.3404 0.05868 94 69 19 6
3354 Just some fun little tips, podcasts really help with the commute and Diana brings doughnuts on Fridays. 1.3404 0.05568 94 65 26 3
3355 The future is now, my friend. 1.3404 0.06154 94 68 20 6
3356 Join Us and They’ll never see us coming 1.3404 0.05965 94 67 22 5
3357 ... now, you're probably going to say that there is a huge asteroid about to hit the ground, but I am not going to fall for that trick! Back to your performance review... 1.3404 0.05965 94 67 22 5
3358 I expect to have everything opened back up and just raring to go by Easter. 1.3404 0.05965 94 67 22 5
3359 Just sign these papers and we'd be done in a jiffy 1.3404 0.05965 94 67 22 5
3360 Our health insurance covers everything, except covid-19. Even meteors! 1.3404 0.06688 94 71 14 9
3361 Well, at least we short sold our stocks. 1.3404 0.05965 94 67 22 5
3362 So ah, my greatest strength is my attention to detail. 1.3404 0.05770 94 66 24 4
3363 We pride ourselves on our ability to predict events that shape the culture” 1.3404 0.06337 94 69 18 7
3364 Maybe tomorrow. 1.3404 0.06337 94 69 18 7
3365 Well, I’m still going to need you to have that report to me by 5pm 1.3404 0.05770 94 66 24 4
3366 Look, Tom. Tomorrow's a new day. All of our troubles are behind us. 1.3404 0.05770 94 66 24 4
3367 Trust me.. You'll probably never need this policy.. " 1.3404 0.06337 94 69 18 7
3368 Maybe rebalance your portfolio, but you never want to get out of the market completely. 1.3404 0.06154 94 68 20 6
3369 The Family Trust I set up for you will take care of many Generations To Come !!! 1.3404 0.06154 94 68 20 6
3370 You need to think about your future, Jim. An opportunity like this only comes once in a lifetime. 1.3404 0.06154 94 68 20 6
3371 Good news, Alberto, we've just found the cure to this horrific pandemic" 1.3404 0.05965 94 67 22 5
3372 Welcome aboard! Life insurance doesn't kick in for 3 months. 1.3404 0.05770 94 66 24 4
3373 Joan , I Finally did it, I divorced that neanderthal! I can not wait to start living my best LiFe!! What are you staring at? 1.3404 0.05568 94 70 18 6
3374 Our stock took a hit, but it’s not the end of the world. 1.3404 0.05965 94 67 22 5
3375 Congratulations! "Can you start tomorrow!?" 1.3404 0.05965 94 67 22 5
3376 That's quite an idea -- a whole species obliterated by a meteor. It will be a bestseller! 1.3404 0.06154 94 68 20 6
3377 We here at Swamp Creatures Mutual Insurance can make sure you’re protected in case things go back to normal. 1.3404 0.05965 94 67 22 5
3378 Look, we have been number one for the last 180 million years. Why change now? 1.3404 0.05568 94 65 26 3
3379 So then we will make it a prequel. 1.3404 0.05770 94 66 24 4
3380 Everything looks good. As long as nothing catastrophic happens it will be great to have you on the team. 1.3404 0.06154 94 68 20 6
3381 Good news--your mortgage has been approved. Just one hitch: Instead of thirty years, it's for three minutes. 1.3404 0.01885 94 73 18 3
3382 Well, Todd, you can't have that kind of end-of-the-world cynicism in this business. 1.3404 0.06337 94 69 18 7
3383 It's a myth! 1.3404 0.06337 94 69 18 7
3384 Sure,your health insurance covers you also in the event of a pandemic. It's not like anything worse could happen... 1.3404 0.05770 94 66 24 4
3385 Death and taxes you say? Ha! That's a good one! 1.3404 0.05770 94 66 24 4
3386 We cover medical and dental, but life insurance is extra. Why do you ask? 1.3404 0.06154 94 68 20 6
3387 Will I see you later alligator or not? 1.3404 0.06154 94 68 20 6
3388 Look up, because that's where this company is going. 1.3404 0.05965 94 67 22 5
3389 The view from up here is just one more benefit of your joining us and getting out of the water. 1.3404 0.05770 94 66 24 4
3390 Ha! While your new policy doesn't cover that, I don't think it's something you need to worry about. 1.3404 0.05770 94 66 24 4
3391 Cheer up, you're finally debt-free. 1.3404 0.06154 94 68 20 6
3392 Sorry but we just changed the position to a temp. 1.3404 0.06154 94 68 20 6
3393 Something tells me that the impact of this merger will change the world. 1.3404 0.07022 94 73 10 11
3394 The swamp is yours as soon as the check clears. 1.3404 0.05568 94 65 26 3
3395 And this policy will last your whole life 1.3404 0.05965 94 67 22 5
3396 Where do you see yourself in 5, 4, 3 . . .? 1.3404 0.05965 94 67 22 5
3397 I think you will find this to be a once in a lifetime opportunity. 1.3404 0.05770 94 66 24 4
3398 One last question, what do you picture yourself doing in five years? 1.3404 0.05770 94 66 24 4
3399 Ain't that the strangest thing, Frank? The weather forecast stops after tomorrow! 1.3404 0.06515 94 70 16 8
3400 Where do you see yourself going in the next 5.2 seconds? 1.3404 0.05770 94 66 24 4
3401 So, what are your plans for retirement? 1.3404 0.06154 94 68 20 6
3402 Congratulations on your incredible windfall!!! 1.3404 0.05141 94 68 22 4
3403 There’s no rush. 1.3404 0.05965 94 67 22 5
3404 With this nifty extinction clause, when you're recreated from DNA in 65 million years you'll still own the condo. 1.3404 0.06154 94 68 20 6
3405 Yes, of course, there is a force majeure clause, but realistically, what's the probability of an adverse event? 1.3404 0.05141 94 63 30 1
3406 Sign he... 1.3404 0.05965 94 67 22 5
3407 And this is our best insurance policy for protection against a natural disaster 1.3404 0.05965 94 67 22 5
3408 ...and the worst thing about staying home was I finally ran out of New Yorker's 1.3404 0.06337 94 69 18 7
3409 Here's your long-term contract. 1.3404 0.05359 94 64 28 2
3410 And free health care, no deductibles. 1.3404 0.06337 94 69 18 7
3411 Look-if you don't like the contract, it's not like it's the end of the world. 1.3404 0.05770 94 66 24 4
3412 A well worded tweet should take care of that. 1.3404 0.06154 94 68 20 6
3413 No need to worry. This firm has been around for as long as I can remember. 1.3404 0.06154 94 68 20 6
3414 Where do see yourself in 5 years? 1.3404 0.06154 94 68 20 6
3415 I think I can safely say that with our ‘Blue Sky’ premium policy, we’ve got you covered! 1.3404 0.05770 94 66 24 4
3416 You’ve got a bright future ahead of you here at Cretaceous & Company. 1.3404 0.05770 94 66 24 4
3417 Obviously, it's a temp position,unless it evolves into something else. 1.3404 0.05568 94 70 18 6
3418 We have changed your stock portfolio to reap the benefits of the coming apocalypse, Senator. 1.3404 0.06337 94 69 18 7
3419 This is a once in sixty-five million years opportunity! 1.3404 0.06154 94 68 20 6
3420 We've been around for one-hundred fifty million years, friend, so we're not going anywhere soon! Just sign here." 1.3404 0.06154 94 68 20 6
3421 And they flagged my tweet on "No Meteorite Danger" as fake news. Who's laughing now? There's no meteorite. 1.3404 0.05965 94 67 22 5
3422 Higher floors are the best, for sure. Admit it. You feel much safer up here, don't you? 1.3404 0.06154 94 68 20 6
3423 We'll have plenty of time to discuss health care benefits later. 1.3404 0.05770 94 66 24 4
3424 Opportunities like this only come around once in the Cretaceous Period. 1.3404 0.04017 94 71 19 4
3425 This whole life policy was a smart choice! 1.3404 0.06515 94 70 16 8
3426 And what made you decide to leave Galapagos? 1.3404 0.06154 94 68 20 6
3427 I have good news and bad news. Quickly, tell me which you want to hear first 1.3404 0.06154 94 68 20 6
3428 We're projecting a V-shaped recovery. 1.3404 0.05670 94 68 21 5
3429 Incoming": why yes, you've finally found the title for your screenplay 1.3404 0.05568 94 65 26 3
3430 Under the circumstances, we cannot offer you a long-term contract. 1.3404 0.06154 94 68 20 6
3431 I understand your frustration, but it's my job to be the band on the Titanic. 1.3404 0.06154 94 68 20 6
3432 What's your five second plan? 1.3404 0.06154 94 68 20 6
3433 Your resume looks great, but we should probably talk about dress code. 1.3404 0.06337 94 69 18 7
3434 Son, with a resume like this, I predict a very bright future. 1.3404 0.05770 94 66 24 4
3435 Our business is booming. We have now expanded to every continent. I'm telling you, the sky's the limit! 1.3404 0.06337 94 69 18 7
3436 Well, I guess that's a wrap then. 1.3404 0.05965 94 67 22 5
3437 You can never go wrong with bonds for long-term safety. 1.3404 0.06154 94 68 20 6
3438 This policy covers everything short of extrinsic catastrophe. 1.3404 0.05770 94 66 24 4
3439 I really don't think it will have a significant impact on your portfolio. 1.3404 0.05568 94 65 26 3
3440 So, we 're expecting a V shaped recovery. 1.3404 0.06337 94 69 18 7
3441 Congratulations Fred!, I'm finally stepping down and leaving the keys to the kingdom to you! 1.3404 0.06337 94 69 18 7
3442 ...and for the bad news, you’re fired. 1.3404 0.06337 94 69 18 7
3443 Good news! Looks like we'll be able to offer you a long-term contract. 1.3404 0.05770 94 66 24 4
3444 Sign here. Your future has never looked brighter. 1.3404 0.06515 94 70 16 8
3445 So where do you see yourself in minutes? 1.3404 0.06337 94 69 18 7
3446 You have coverage for fire and flood included in your policy, but asteroid impact would not be covered. Why do you ask? 1.3404 0.06337 94 69 18 7
3447 One more thing...do you identify as alligator or crocodile? 1.3404 0.06337 94 69 18 7
3448 There is never enough time in a day or a million years. 1.3404 0.06337 94 69 18 7
3449 Everything in the contract looks good! Just one minor point - can you add a force majeure clause? 1.3404 0.04157 94 69 22 3
3450 And this policy offers extended collision coverage. 1.3404 0.05770 94 66 24 4
3451 Congratulations! You just made your last mortgage payment." "My last one indeed... 1.3404 0.06154 94 68 20 6
3452 This needs some sort of infographic to show our trajectory." 1.3404 0.05965 94 67 22 5
3453 So, tell me, where do you see yourself, say, seventy-five million years from now? 1.3404 0.05770 94 66 24 4
3454 I understand your point but it's not the end of the world! 1.3404 0.05770 94 66 24 4
3455 Live one day at a time,enjoy one moment at a time. 1.3404 0.06515 94 70 16 8
3456 So tell me — Where do you see yourself in a million years? 1.3404 0.05965 94 67 22 5
3457 Well the pandemic has made us relevant again, but wait until the rest of them see what's coming! 1.3404 0.06154 94 68 20 6
3458 It says you're good under stress 1.3404 0.05965 94 67 22 5
3459 Unfortunately your policy only covers comets, not meteors. 1.3404 0.06337 94 69 18 7
3460 Armageddon? It's covered! 1.3404 0.05770 94 66 24 4
3461 Along with the base and year end bonuses of course, we are prepared to offer you a full benefit package with one the best health...hey what are you looking at? 1.3404 0.06154 94 68 20 6
3462 This Covid-19 is pure BS. I think we'll live forever. 1.3404 0.06154 94 68 20 6
3463 In the time we have remaining, can you fill out the non-disclosure agreement? 1.3404 0.06337 94 69 18 7
3464 Looking at this employee review, is this place right for you? We want people who can sink their teeth in and live like there's no tomorrow! No regrets! Is that you? 1.3404 0.06337 94 69 18 7
3465 So, how have things evolved for you since the Mesozoic days? 1.3404 0.05568 94 65 26 3
3466 I wouldn't worry about it; our projections are rock-solid. 1.3404 0.06154 94 68 20 6
3467 All I can offer is scale. But when this puppy hits syndication we’ll all be golden. 1.3404 0.05568 94 65 26 3
3468 What do you mean,you're worried about 'Social Distancing'? 1.3404 0.05965 94 67 22 5
3469 A comet wiping us out? Fake news! 1.3404 0.06857 94 72 12 10
3470 Yes, your travel insurance covers you if you land in Smithereens 1.3404 0.06515 94 70 16 8
3471 And I just signed a contract to do a Japanese monster movie. 1.3404 0.06337 94 69 18 7
3472 Given the current trajectory, we’re transferring you to the mammalian branch. 1.3404 0.06688 94 71 14 9
3473 Have you given any thought to risk management? 1.3404 0.06154 94 68 20 6
3474 We won’t just put the competition out of business, we’ll drive them to extinction. 1.3404 0.06337 94 69 18 7
3475 Yup, our ancestors just didn't see it coming 1.3404 0.06154 94 68 20 6
3476 You expect me to believe that you will not pay this attorney-saurus bill because you see a comet that will make earth uninhabitable for dinosaurs? You are one funny T-Rex! 1.3404 0.03872 94 73 16 5
3477 How do you see your future in our organization? 1.3404 0.05965 94 67 22 5
3478 You'll find that, most of the time, it's a fairly low-stress job. 1.3404 0.05965 94 67 22 5
3479 I know you are a well respected scientist but your theory about a meteor and our extinction is really hilarious! 1.3404 0.06154 94 68 20 6
3480 If you do well, your rise will be meteoric. 1.3404 0.06154 94 68 20 6
3481 Without anything else in sight, let´s close the deal of a lifetime! 1.3404 0.06337 94 69 18 7
3482 Believe me, there is nothing on this planet that can void this deal. 1.3404 0.06688 94 71 14 9
3483 It's been a rough few months but the future's looking bright. 1.3404 0.05770 94 66 24 4
3484 Barring anything Earth shattering, you can start on Monday!” 1.3404 0.05770 94 66 24 4
3485 One day — it’s like a miracle — it will disappear. 1.3404 0.06515 94 70 16 8
3486 Just sign on the dotted line. Now that you are protected what could possibly go wrong? 1.3404 0.06060 94 70 17 7
3487 Are you sure you don’t want to add astroid coverage? 1.3404 0.06515 94 70 16 8
3488 Do not worry about those silly extinction fears, this contract covers ALL terrestrial factors. 1.3404 0.06337 94 69 18 7
3489 The last mass extinction was 65 million years ago. Why do you ask? 1.3404 0.06515 94 70 16 8
3490 I'm convinced the market is heating up. 1.3404 0.05965 94 67 22 5
3491 Welcome aboard and let me say you have a bright future ahead. 1.3404 0.05568 94 65 26 3
3492 The figures may look rotten but let's be honest it's not the end of the world 1.3404 0.05965 94 67 22 5
3493 Our retirement package is the best in the industry - but you do not seem convinced... 1.3404 0.05965 94 67 22 5
3494 Things are looking up. I’m certain you will have a very bright future here at our firm. Go ahead and sign... 1.3404 0.05965 94 67 22 5
3495 Don't worry. I made them put in a perpetuity clause. 1.3404 0.05965 94 67 22 5
3496 64 Million BC is turning out to be a banner year here at the Firm. 1.3404 0.05770 94 66 24 4
3497 You're killing me. 1.3404 0.06515 94 70 16 8
3498 It says here that you biggest strength is preparedness and your biggest weakness is indifference. Let's see how this plays out. 1.3404 0.06337 94 69 18 7
3499 Our long term projections are rock solid. 1.3404 0.06337 94 69 18 7
3500 Now if you'll just sign our last survivor clause we'll be all finished... 1.3404 0.05965 94 67 22 5
3501 Don’t expect this job to lead to a permanent position. 1.3404 0.06515 94 70 16 8
3502 We do indeed offer accidental death and dismembership. Why do you ask? 1.3404 0.05568 94 65 26 3
3503 What do you mean you don’t have to sign? 1.3404 0.06337 94 69 18 7
3504 I got a hunch that our future is going to become exceedingly clear very quickly. 1.3404 0.06515 94 70 16 8
3505 This is a long term contract so you don't have to worry about your future. 1.3404 0.06154 94 68 20 6
3506 Really? You're not interested in our generous retirement package? 1.3404 0.05770 94 66 24 4
3507 This will be a world changing event. You will want to prepare. 1.3404 0.06337 94 69 18 7
3508 And wait until you see the retirement benefits! 1.3404 0.05770 94 66 24 4
3509 ...and full health and dental, except if due to an act of God. 1.3404 0.06154 94 68 20 6
3510 I,m afraid this is only temporary employment. 1.3404 0.05770 94 66 24 4
3511 This manuscript with no dinosaurs on earth is just not realistic. 1.3404 0.06154 94 68 20 6
3512 The wimpy little mammals have to face facts. We're Kings of the Earth and always will be 1.3404 0.06154 94 68 20 6
3513 Not a minute too soon. 1.3404 0.06154 94 68 20 6
3514 Well Fred. We finally developed a vaccine so now we can relax and get back to normal. 1.3404 0.06154 94 68 20 6
3515 So anyways, I'm throwing an end of the world party tonight and I would love for you to be there! 1.3404 0.06154 94 68 20 6
3516 Ready to get out of here? 1.3404 0.06688 94 71 14 9
3517 Would it be weird if a giant meteorite came crashing through the window and crushed all the poop out of our bodies? 1.3404 0.03872 94 73 16 5
3518 Luckily for both of us, this company doesn’t have a strict “no shoes, no shirt, no service” policy. 1.3404 0.06154 94 68 20 6
3519 Thanks for showing up during such an unprecedented time. 1.3404 0.06337 94 69 18 7
3520 Now in the unlikelihood of a cataclysmic event resulting in global extinction, this contract will be rendered null and void... 1.3404 0.06515 94 70 16 8
3521 I've heard injecting bleach protects you from the impacts. 1.3404 0.05965 94 67 22 5
3522 It's a cold blooded contract but the future is so uncertain. 1.3404 0.05568 94 65 26 3
3523 Your portfolio is down 10% this quarter, but it's not the end of the world. 1.3404 0.05965 94 67 22 5
3524 So I’m looking at this futures contract, and you know what I’m thinking? Can’t miss. 1.3404 0.05965 94 67 22 5
3525 If you insist, we'll keep the force majeure clause. 1.3404 0.05770 94 66 24 4
3526 Yes, we can do short term bonds 1.3404 0.05770 94 66 24 4
3527 I took out the extinction clause as you've requested. 1.3404 0.06337 94 69 18 7
3528 There’ll be plenty of time for that. 1.3404 0.06337 94 69 18 7
3529 We're looking for someone to make a long-term commitment to the company. 1.3404 0.05965 94 67 22 5
3530 That's the honest truth, friend. If I'm lying, may the Earth be struck by a life-extinguishing meteor! 1.3404 0.06688 94 71 14 9
3531 Here it is, the signed building insurance effective tomorrow morning. 1.3404 0.05965 94 67 22 5
3532 Absolutely! Nothing can stop us now. 1.3404 0.05965 94 67 22 5
3533 You’ll have a long and prosperous future with us, we‘re simply too big to fail! 1.3404 0.05770 94 66 24 4
3534 Your resume is impressive, but we want to know more about you: if you could spend the rest of your life doing anything, what would it be? 1.3404 0.06337 94 69 18 7
3535 It’s not the end of the world, we’re downsizing. 1.3404 0.04914 94 66 26 2
3536 And here I’ve added the catastrophic damages rider to your policy. 1.3404 0.06337 94 69 18 7
3537 We survived the pandemic and are now ready to declare, with complete confidence, that extinction is no longer a concern of this administration. 1.3402 0.05654 97 68 25 4
3538 Now tell me, how do you handle stress? 1.3402 0.05654 97 68 25 4
3539 I'm considering you as my potential successor--soon I'll be a fossil. 1.3400 0.05545 100 70 26 4
3540 I see that you graduated from the Harvard school of meteorology. 1.3371 0.06578 89 66 16 7
3541 Even though I asked for soy-milk, they still gave me half and half. Why can't people listen? 1.3371 0.06578 89 66 16 7
3542 It’s indeed our best insurance product...now just sign this force majeure clause and we’re done here. 1.3371 0.05749 89 62 24 3
3543 Sign here for the extinction event coverage 1.3371 0.06769 89 67 14 8
3544 We are holding off on applications until the market recovers from extinction fears 1.3371 0.06578 89 66 16 7
3545 As these numbers show, it's never been a better time to be reptilian. 1.3371 0.06381 89 65 18 6
3546 Bob, I’ve added the pandemic addendum, what else could go wrong? 1.3371 0.05967 89 63 22 4
3547 I never pay for ‘Act of God’ coverage either. I mean, what are the odds of something like THAT happening? 1.3371 0.06177 89 64 20 5
3548 See, it’s this new thing called insurance. 1.3371 0.06177 89 64 20 5
3549 Make the beneficiary me before the fireball hits us. 1.3371 0.06381 89 65 18 6
3550 What do you think, Trumpasaurus? Ahhh, it's all fake news!!! 1.3371 0.06177 89 64 20 5
3551 So where do you see yourself in 80 million years? 1.3371 0.06381 89 65 18 6
3552 We're calling it: 'Transition to Greatness' - what do you think? 1.3371 0.06381 89 65 18 6
3553 ''It's gonna be huge. I'm calling it TikTok.'' 1.3371 0.06769 89 67 14 8
3554 So.. we're still on for Cabo this weekend 1.3371 0.05967 89 63 22 4
3555 Well, at least this will give the creationists something to think about 1.3371 0.06578 89 66 16 7
3556 Mark my words, this epidemic is just fake news 1.3371 0.06381 89 65 18 6
3557 What's your biggest regret to date? 1.3371 0.06177 89 64 20 5
3558 They always say it's the end of the world. But we are all here aren't we? 1.3371 0.06177 89 64 20 5
3559 We’ll start next Monday. 1.3371 0.06381 89 65 18 6
3560 sorry buddy, you’re missing a comma.” “all good. got a comet coming for you as we speak. 1.3371 0.05967 89 63 22 4
3561 A once in a lifetime opportunity, photobombed, 1.3371 0.06177 89 64 20 5
3562 The world isn’t going to change as much as they say it will, trust me. 1.3371 0.06177 89 64 20 5
3563 Didn’t See That Coming Did You? 1.3371 0.06177 89 64 20 5
3564 We’re looking forward to your bright future here at this company. 1.3371 0.05286 89 62 25 2
3565 Listen Sal, it doesn’t matter what happens as long as we can spin it, right? 1.3371 0.05749 89 62 24 3
3566 We’re entering a new age buddy - you just sign on the dotted line and watch your life transform! 1.3371 0.05967 89 63 22 4
3567 Eh, I’m not worried. I hear it just feels like the flu. 1.3371 0.06177 89 64 20 5
3568 If these trends continue, our next quarter is going to be explosive. 1.3371 0.06769 89 67 14 8
3569 Free pizza every Friday! 1.3371 0.05749 89 62 24 3
3570 We’re getting great feedback on our handling of the asteroid 1.3371 0.06769 89 67 14 8
3571 What a croc... 1.3371 0.06177 89 64 20 5
3572 ....’so then the guy says’.....”that’s no suitcase, that’s my wife!” 1.3371 0.06381 89 65 18 6
3573 I’m sorry Roger, we’re gonna have to let you go. We just don’t see a bright future here for you. 1.3371 0.05749 89 62 24 3
3574 Seen anything good recently? 1.3371 0.05749 89 62 24 3
3575 It’s your glass half full attitude that impressed me most 1.3371 0.05967 89 63 22 4
3576 I think that whole meteor killing the dinosaurs thing is a hoax. Why do you ask? 1.3371 0.05967 89 63 22 4
3577 why should I "DUCK!!"? 1.3371 0.05523 89 61 26 2
3578 As a savvy real estate investor, you’re probably asking yourself, what’s the Gulf of Mexico?” 1.3371 0.06578 89 66 16 7
3579 You Don't seem Impressed With The New Schedule....A Little Distracted Even.... 1.3371 0.06674 89 69 11 9
3580 ‘’So I said to her,honey,life insurance is for pessimists.’’ 1.3371 0.05967 89 63 22 4
3581 We made it through the Cretaceous period and we'll make it through whatever else comes. 1.3371 0.06381 89 65 18 6
3582 Believe me, your future is quite bright. 1.3371 0.05967 89 63 22 4
3583 Fortunately, we were already working on our exit strategy. 1.3371 0.06073 89 66 17 6
3584 ..alright now just sign here and we are done!” 1.3371 0.06381 89 65 18 6
3585 Now that the virus scare is behind us, we have clear sailing ahead. 1.3371 0.06177 89 64 20 5
3586 WELL, I THINK IT'S GONNA BE ONE OF THOSE DAYS. 1.3371 0.06177 89 64 20 5
3587 You're going to make enough from this to last you a lifetime! 1.3371 0.05967 89 63 22 4
3588 Tonight, I understand, is MAGA NIGHT AT THE WHITE HOUSE??? 1.3371 0.05967 89 63 22 4
3589 And of course, you have a lifetime garuantee" 1.3371 0.06177 89 64 20 5
3590 Look on the bright side Larry.. at least you don't have to sign a long term contract. 1.3371 0.05967 89 63 22 4
3591 So...will that be a whole life or term policy for you today? 1.3371 0.05967 89 63 22 4
3592 did you just fart? 1.3371 0.06578 89 66 16 7
3593 Good news is, it isn't the end of the world. 1.3371 0.05967 89 63 22 4
3594 It'll be so nice to finally have an employee who isn't always telling me how we're facing extinction. 1.3371 0.06177 89 64 20 5
3595 I’m dying to hear your vision. 1.3371 0.06578 89 66 16 7
3596 “Sir there is a meteor behind you.” “Who cares I am rich” 1.3371 0.06177 89 64 20 5
3597 As you can see, time is of the essence. 1.3371 0.06177 89 64 20 5
3598 End of the world insurance is our name and that's our game. Yes sir, just sign right here. 1.3371 0.06578 89 66 16 7
3599 Rest easy: we now offer coverage for acts of God. 1.3371 0.06177 89 64 20 5
3600 Gosh, I've never been asked about an "escape clause" ! 1.3371 0.05967 89 65 19 5
3601 I’m telling you one last time... 1.3371 0.06381 89 65 18 6
3602 Well, I'm sure we can agree that the future looks bright! 1.3371 0.04211 89 66 20 3
3603 So...., You think oil will peak when? 1.3371 0.06578 89 66 16 7
3604 time to sell short ,it will recover in the long run 1.3371 0.05286 89 66 19 4
3605 Before you sign, why don't you take a couple of days to think it over 1.3371 0.05967 89 63 22 4
3606 ...and it will provide a lifetime of security!" 1.3371 0.06578 89 66 16 7
3607 You want to start thinking about your legacy and what you’ll behind. 1.3371 0.06177 89 64 20 5
3608 Naw, just another one of those libtard media scare stories. 1.3371 0.06769 89 67 14 8
3609 I can feel it. As soon as you sign, your career is going to blow up. 1.3371 0.06381 89 65 18 6
3610 Different species think alike 1.3371 0.05967 89 63 22 4
3611 Yes, the policy excludes acts of God, but why would you worry about that? 1.3371 0.05967 89 63 22 4
3612 Welcome aboard. We know you’ll have a long successful career with us. 1.3371 0.06578 89 66 16 7
3613 Yes, accidental death, death by predation, death during mating season, everything but acts of God.” Will Hunter, Plymouth M 1.3371 0.05749 89 62 24 3
3614 Can't promise, but I will ask. Heck, there's a first time for everything, am I right? 1.3371 0.06177 89 64 20 5
3615 Nothing is going to stop us now. 1.3371 0.06177 89 64 20 5
3616 It's going to blow those paleontologists' minds when they find us at this desk 1.3371 0.05749 89 62 24 3
3617 Mass extinction? You are such a pessimist. 1.3371 0.06381 89 65 18 6
3618 It's a sinecure. The job is yours for life. 1.3371 0.06177 89 64 20 5
3619 You won't go wrong with these 30-year treasury bonds. 1.3371 0.06381 89 65 18 6
3620 Actually, I think I will take you up on that life insurance policy 1.3371 0.05967 89 63 22 4
3621 I understand 2 weeks notice is customary, but it would be great if you could start as soon as possible. 1.3371 0.05967 89 63 22 4
3622 I can feel it! Big things are coming our way!" Andy Mathieson, Los Angeles, C 1.3371 0.06381 89 65 18 6
3623 Here is you long-term investment plan 1.3371 0.06381 89 65 18 6
3624 Oh, and say hi to your kids for me. 1.3371 0.06177 89 64 20 5
3625 Yep, this contract is unbreakable. We're in this for the long haul. 1.3371 0.05749 89 62 24 3
3626 Ignorance is bliss! 1.3371 0.06177 89 64 20 5
3627 Now that the pandemic is over we can finally get back to normalcy. 1.3371 0.06769 89 67 14 8
3628 I know it's only Tuesday, but it feels like a Friday. 1.3371 0.05967 89 63 22 4
3629 Let’s review our five year plan. 1.3371 0.05637 89 64 21 4
3630 Sorry to say your position is now extinct 1.3371 0.05967 89 63 22 4
3631 Personally I'd rather be buried than cremated 1.3371 0.06177 89 64 20 5
3632 Ah, come on now, Frank. You know that meteor B.S. is fake news... 1.3370 0.06236 92 67 19 6
3633 As I was saying before the asteroid came into view, we’re all screwed. No doubt about it. 1.3370 0.06041 92 66 21 5
3634 Here's that pill prescription for that meteoric panic attack you keep having. 1.3370 0.06236 92 67 19 6
3635 These bad times won’t last; there is a bright spot on the horizon. 1.3370 0.06608 92 69 15 8
3636 I’ve told you already, you HAVE to wear shoes to work 1.3370 0.06236 92 67 19 6
3637 Well, I like you. Your cold and slimy persona will fit in well here at Acme, Inc. You’re hired! 1.3370 0.06424 92 68 17 7
3638 The future is OURS! 1.3370 0.06608 92 69 15 8
3639 Please, take your time considering our offer. We believe in long term planning. 1.3370 0.06424 92 68 17 7
3640 I've consulted with the Board, Bertrand, and, no, we will not relocate to a grassy savanna because of a 'pending threat from flaming asteroids.'' 1.3370 0.06424 92 68 17 7
3641 Our land campaign is a great success, comrade. After our air campaign, reptiles will once again rule the world! 1.3370 0.06608 92 69 15 8
3642 I'm sorry to tell you that today is your last day. But, don't feel bad. The rest of us are being terminated too. 1.3370 0.06424 92 68 17 7
3643 Feels like we're in the end times these days, doesn't it - heh, heh. 1.3370 0.06608 92 69 15 8
3644 An asteroid coming at us? What a croc !! 1.3370 0.06424 92 68 17 7
3645 Aren't you listening? The market is not heading for a crash. 1.3370 0.05074 92 64 26 2
3646 Your chance of being hired is about as good as me getting hit by a meteor. 1.3370 0.06424 92 68 17 7
3647 Final point: there’s no health insurance in your employment package 1.3368 0.05913 95 68 22 5
3648 Do you see metaphors in life? 1.3368 0.06280 95 70 18 7
3649 So I think the worst is now behind us... @emessodoodles 1.3368 0.05913 95 68 22 5
3650 But what you’re forgetting is that one in ten weathersaurs say the meteor is going to miss! 1.3368 0.06456 95 71 16 8
3651 Ignore that, Greg. Let's focus on the economy. 1.3368 0.05913 95 68 22 5
3652 Baring anything unforseen, you can start tomorrow with a really bright future with us! 1.3368 0.06099 95 69 20 6
3653 Heck, you’d have a better chance getting hit by a meteor than finding a better deal than this!” 1.3368 0.05314 95 65 28 2
3654 We offer the best retirement plan on the planet. 1.3368 0.05913 95 68 22 5
3655 So you want force majeure insurance, huh? 1.3368 0.06280 95 70 18 7
3656 Looks like the age of innocence is about to end. 1.3368 0.05913 95 68 22 5
3657 Look, you're bankrupt; it's not the end of the world. 1.3368 0.05720 95 67 24 4
3658 With this HMO, your family will be around for EONS. 1.3368 0.05913 95 68 22 5
3659 I personally think the word 'troglodyte is overused! 1.3368 0.05521 95 66 26 3
3660 Where do you see yourself 10 seconds from now? 1.3368 0.06627 95 72 14 9
3661 No worries! Our risk assessment guys assure me that it's going to pass right by us! And, we've written a lot of new policies on it! 1.3368 0.06099 95 69 20 6
3662 Settle this alligator logo infringement suit now, or I’ll tie you up in court for years. 1.3368 0.06280 95 70 18 7
3663 My gut says you'll be with us for a long time, Welcome aboard! 1.3368 0.06280 95 70 18 7
3664 It's about time we got around to creating a plan should a meteor hit and obscure the sun with a giant dust cloud. And you're just the guy to write it. 1.3368 0.06099 95 69 20 6
3665 So, where do I see myself five years from now? 1.3368 0.06456 95 71 16 8
3666 This contract is iron-clad. It would take an act of God to nullify it. 1.3368 0.05521 95 66 26 3
3667 We have a hiring freeze until the next Big Bang. 1.3368 0.06627 95 72 14 9
3668 Ha! Ha! Disaster Preparedness - An Asteroid Strike ? What are the odds of that ever happening? 1.3368 0.04517 95 69 23 3
3669 I’m sorry, a movie where an Asteroid hits the Earth and kills all the dinosaurs ? Ha ha ha ...... 1.3368 0.05720 95 67 24 4
3670 . . . and let me assure you that Jurassic Investment Partners is gonna be around for a long, long time! 1.3368 0.06099 95 69 20 6
3671 The view is great, but did we have to move next to a baseball stadium? 1.3367 0.05013 98 73 20 5
3672 "No, really, he left you eight million! This is your lucky d....... 1.3367 0.05971 98 71 21 6
3673 I’m telling you, this is going to be a great year 1.3333 0.06120 90 65 20 5
3674 The future of the company is looking really bright. With your skills our year could be impactful on an astronomical level. 1.3333 0.06261 87 63 19 5
3675 it is an unpaid internship but this is the kind of experience that you can reference for years to come. 1.3333 0.06515 90 67 16 7
3676 I’m really sorry Hal. You’ll be working for the Trump Administration. With any luck, it won’t last long. 1.3333 0.05912 90 64 22 4
3677 Not again. 1.3333 0.06515 90 67 16 7
3678 Don’t worry, we’re too big to fail here at the Caiman Brothers. 1.3333 0.06704 90 68 14 8
3679 A great investment is long-term care insurance. 1.3333 0.06120 90 65 20 5
3680 Even if the board doesn’t approve the merger, it’s not like it’s the end of the world. 1.3333 0.06120 90 65 20 5
3681 Force Majeure clause? Oh that’s a one in a million possibility... like an act of God, ya know a virus or, oh I don’t know, a 1,000 year storm or... “ “A meteor strike?” “Yeah, ha ha, sure, that too! 1.3333 0.06261 87 63 19 5
3682 What do you know about virology? We’ve got some exciting new ideas we’re hoping to test out 1.3333 0.06044 87 62 21 4
3683 And how do you plan to succeed at your new role as head of the Meteorite Prevention Department? 1.3333 0.06120 90 65 20 5
3684 Take a look at what's coming! 1.3333 0.06471 87 64 17 6
3685 Now that your divorce is finalized, go find the love of your life. 1.3333 0.06471 87 64 17 6
3686 I really think 2020 in the Cretaceous era is going to be our year! 1.3333 0.06044 87 62 21 4
3687 You have to be thick skinned to work here 1.3333 0.06221 90 68 15 7
3688 We had to make some insurance cuts but I'm glad to announce that we can finally afford gift baskets for Christmas! 1.3333 0.05819 87 61 23 3
3689 Are you in this meeting or not Jack? You seem a little distracted. As I said, we need to carve out a long term strategy, something with real teeth... 1.3333 0.05912 90 64 22 4
3690 Just sign the dotted line here. Your future just got a little bit brighter. 1.3333 0.06120 90 65 20 5
3691 So, how exactly would you plan to make our customers save 400 per cent on car insurance? 1.3333 0.06261 87 63 19 5
3692 We’ve got to make sure the churches are open. This fake news comet is killing my poll numbers. 1.3333 0.05920 99 72 21 6
3693 Why do you want to work at Lizard Frères? 1.3333 0.06261 87 63 19 5
3694 Now, it says here that one of your skills is problem solving. 1.3333 0.05819 87 61 23 3
3695 And with your signatures here and here, we'll usher in a new beginning 1.3333 0.06321 90 66 18 6
3696 So we have 7.5 billion applications for humans wanting to move to our galaxy 1.3333 0.06261 87 63 19 5
3697 Don't worry is just a flu 1.3333 0.06044 87 62 21 4
3698 I think you'll be a great fit here as part of the Trump Administration! 1.3333 0.06321 90 66 18 6
3699 Well, Geoffrey, I must say in the short time we have left, that your attention to detail in this report given this extinction level event is quite admirable 1.3333 0.06120 90 65 20 5
3700 I think you would be a perfect candidate for our fossils department 1.3333 0.06872 87 66 13 8
3701 One day we’ll tell our kids where we were when humans were wiped out. 1.3333 0.06261 87 63 19 5
3702 look there’s just no way this could last through the entire summer 1.3333 0.06044 87 62 21 4
3703 It’s a great package. Did I mention it comes with a killer view? 1.3333 0.06398 96 72 16 8
3704 Our future looks bright 1.3333 0.06044 87 62 21 4
3705 I think this projected realignment could explode into a whole new era! 1.3333 0.06044 87 62 21 4
3706 This merger will give us unprecedented leverage over the mammal conglomerate. 1.3333 0.06044 87 62 21 4
3707 Why the long face Dave? These projections are meteoric! 1.3333 0.06120 90 65 20 5
3708 And most importantly, this job requires that you keep cool under pressure. 1.3333 0.06120 90 65 20 5
3709 I think this covers everything. 1.3333 0.06044 87 62 21 4
3710 You're looking at the next "Mr. Set-the-World-on-Fire." 1.3333 0.06471 87 64 17 6
3711 As you can see, everything looks good for a bright and secure future. 1.3333 0.06120 90 65 20 5
3712 Our strong suit is looking down the road a bit and predicting market volatility. 1.3333 0.06120 90 65 20 5
3713 Well, Jeff, isn't splendid that things are finally back to normal around here! 1.3333 0.05912 90 64 22 4
3714 Welcome to Dino-Global ... I think you a quite a future with us! 1.3333 0.06471 87 64 17 6
3715 This long term care policy is just what you need. 1.3333 0.06321 90 66 18 6
3716 I'll skip the retirement plan. 1.3333 0.05819 87 61 23 3
3717 To spice up 2020, we've decided to have regular meteor showers and extinct animals do our accounting. 1.3333 0.06120 90 65 20 5
3718 You think you are misunderstood now, wait for 43,000,000 years. 1.3333 0.06120 90 65 20 5
3719 Sorry, we can't use it. Apocalypse novels just don't sell. 1.3333 0.06044 87 62 21 4
3720 Remind me again why you want a life insurance policy. 1.3333 0.06261 87 63 19 5
3721 I know what you're thinking, but there's never been a better time to invest in life insurance. 1.3333 0.05819 87 61 23 3
3722 Yeah things are slow, but I have a feeling real estate is about to heat up. 1.3333 0.06321 90 66 18 6
3723 Meteor, shmeteor. We're irreplaceable. 1.3333 0.06044 87 62 21 4
3724 I got you a daily assistant —for snacks. 1.3333 0.05819 87 61 23 3
3725 We have plenty of hydroxychloroquine. No worries. 1.3333 0.05912 90 64 22 4
3726 You want to explain these End of The World tweets, Stevenson? 1.3333 0.05819 87 61 23 3
3727 Extinction? You're out of your tiny reptilian mind. This will all be over before we know it. 1.3333 0.06989 78 58 14 6
3728 Well, Kevin. You keep this work up and we can maybe discuss that promotion at a later date, eh? 1.3333 0.05697 90 63 24 3
3729 I have a feeling we dinosaurs won't have to worry about retraining for a new job. Again. 1.3333 0.06120 90 65 20 5
3730 We can't give you the loan, but I am authorized to offer you these personalized checks with one of four colorful backgrounds! 1.3333 0.05697 90 63 24 3
3731 Ok, one last question: would you say you’re more an optimist or a pessimist? 1.3333 0.06515 90 67 16 7
3732 I’m sorry Al, but I’m going to need you to sign your termination papers now. 1.3333 0.06675 87 65 15 7
3733 This insurance policy will be good for the rest of your life. 1.3333 0.06044 87 62 21 4
3734 If you died now, would your children still go to college? 1.3333 0.05474 90 62 26 2
3735 well, I can use google 1.3333 0.06321 90 66 18 6
3736 What goes around, comes around. 1.3333 0.06321 90 66 18 6
3737 You were molting for the entirety of this résumé gap? 1.3333 0.06675 87 65 15 7
3738 That Jim Parsons is a hoot but what does Big Bang Theory even mean? 1.3333 0.06261 87 63 19 5
3739 Believe me —this agreement will make your career meteoric 1.3333 0.05819 87 61 23 3
3740 Just my luck. 1.3333 0.06515 90 67 16 7
3741 I really love this script, 'As the world BURNS.', Where did you get the concept from?" "A 'little meteor' told me..." "Brilliant!" "Cataclysmic actually." 1.3333 0.06321 90 66 18 6
3742 We're too big to fail! 1.3333 0.06515 90 67 16 7
3743 one more question before we Go.. 1.3333 0.06120 90 65 20 5
3744 Yes, your mother-in-law is excluded. 1.3333 0.05819 87 61 23 3
3745 The asteroids? Oh, that's just more scare tactics from the News Media Elite. 1.3333 0.05912 90 64 22 4
3746 Your benefits package also includes accidental death and dismemberment. 1.3333 0.06261 87 63 19 5
3747 and as soon as you sign here you will officially be a millionaire 1.3333 0.06515 90 67 16 7
3748 Black swan? Don’t know what you are talking about. 1.3333 0.06261 87 63 19 5
3749 Don’t worry. The U.N says we still have until 2030 to reverse course before that thing actually kills us.” 1.3333 0.06471 87 64 17 6
3750 Yes, I know humans did not take the Climate change seriously. But the meteorite scare is just FAKE NEWS! 1.3333 0.06471 87 64 17 6
3751 this merger will make us the most powerful company in the world. There is absolutely nothing that can stop us now”.. 1.3297 0.05859 91 65 22 4
3752 You think there will be a huge impact from Pandemic? Wait till you see what’s coming 1.3295 0.06409 88 65 17 6
3753 Welcome aboard. See you on Monday. 1.3295 0.05987 88 63 21 4
3754 Are you proposing we outsource our captions to Instagram followers instead of paying our cartoonists during quarentine? What a crock! 1.3295 0.06201 88 64 19 5
3755 It’s a great first draft, but the ending’s a bit too doom-and-gloom for our audience. 1.3295 0.05765 88 62 23 3
3756 Frankly, I find your projections hard to believe. 1.3295 0.06201 88 64 19 5
3757 You know, the post-COVID work world is kinda fun! This ‘Dino Fridays’ idea is a hit and employee morale is at an all-time - uh... 1.3295 0.05292 88 65 19 4
3758 I’m currently looking for my own replacement. The position starts now. Right now. 1.3295 0.06201 88 64 19 5
3759 We need someone loyal. Someone who will take the hit for the company. 1.3295 0.06609 88 66 15 7
3760 I'm sorry, but the shortest lease we offer is for six months. 1.3295 0.05987 88 63 21 4
3761 It seems as though you feel something bad is about to happen, would you like to talk about that. 1.3295 0.06609 88 66 15 7
3762 What’s your view on climate change? 1.3295 0.05987 88 63 21 4
3763 What do you mean you want hazard pay? 1.3295 0.05987 88 63 21 4
3764 So you can start on Monday? 1.3295 0.06201 88 64 19 5
3765 ''I know its a dead end job" 1.3295 0.06201 88 64 19 5
3766 So, Florida Man, what makes you uniquely qualified for this position? 1.3295 0.05765 88 62 23 3
3767 The largest airlines are filing for bankruptcy these days, this is our pivot to the future. 1.3295 0.06609 88 66 15 7
3768 I think the scales are finally tipping in our favor. 1.3295 0.05534 88 61 25 2
3769 Business is booming. Our stocks had a meteoric rise in Q2. 1.3295 0.05765 88 62 23 3
3770 I have a feeling 2020 is going to be our year. 1.3295 0.05987 88 63 21 4
3771 Gods news! Your retirement portfolio is up 20 %! 1.3295 0.06409 88 65 17 6
3772 Your future is practically guaranteed with us! 1.3295 0.05534 88 61 25 2
3773 We have all the time in the world. 1.3295 0.05987 88 63 21 4
3774 We’re confident that we’re positioned well regardless of the election’s outcome. 1.3295 0.06409 88 65 17 6
3775 Business as usual, 2019. 1.3295 0.06201 88 64 19 5
3776 Given that our company is migrating to fossil fuels, the complete annihilation of almost all life is a good thing! 1.3295 0.06804 88 67 13 8
3777 Welcome aboard! I’m proud to say we’ve been accident free for 165,000,000 years. 1.3295 0.06201 88 64 19 5
3778 Man oh man this merger is gonna be a big hit. 1.3295 0.05534 88 61 25 2
3779 We're promoting you to editor of our horoscope column. 1.3295 0.05987 88 63 21 4
3780 Is my government in any way responsible for global warming? That is such a nasty question. You’re fake news. 1.3295 0.06609 88 66 15 7
3781 Yeah there are way to many snakes in this office 1.3295 0.06609 88 66 15 7
3782 ‘this study says only herbivores are at high risk for destruction by meteors.’ 1.3295 0.06409 88 65 17 6
3783 And how are Diane and the kids? Good? 1.3295 0.06201 88 64 19 5
3784 it says here your skills include acute observation, can we explore that more? 1.3295 0.06201 88 64 19 5
3785 I don't know where you get these ideas, Jenkins. There just isn't any money in fossil fuels. 1.3295 0.06409 88 65 17 6
3786 Lyle, if the mammal gig doesn't work out, you'll always have a place here. 1.3295 0.06201 88 64 19 5
3787 Oh, yeah, that one about the flaming asteroid hurtling toward earth? If I've heard it once, I've heard it a million times. 1.3295 0.05987 88 63 21 4
3788 Sign here, what could possibly go wrong? 1.3295 0.06409 88 65 17 6
3789 Ever get the feeling you have a great future ahead of you? 1.3295 0.05987 88 63 21 4
3790 Why on Earth would you need a meteorite insurance for? 1.3295 0.06201 88 64 19 5
3791 Catastrophic insurance is really not necessary for anyone at this point. 1.3295 0.05765 88 62 23 3
3792 I guarantee you pal, you’ll never get another offer like this for the rest of your life 1.3295 0.06409 88 65 17 6
3793 It may sound like the end of your world, but this is my final offer. 1.3295 0.06201 88 64 19 5
3794 Smile, the long term benefits are smashing. 1.3295 0.05534 88 61 25 2
3795 Would you like to include our life insurance? 1.3295 0.05987 88 63 21 4
3796 Fear not Louis. The Analytics team just e-mailed that it's going to hit 2 floors below us." 1.3295 0.05987 88 63 21 4
3797 Tell me--where do you see yourself in five years?" 1.3295 0.06201 88 64 19 5
3798 It's the best deal you'll ever get! 1.3295 0.06201 88 64 19 5
3799 The secret of life is to take one day at a time. 1.3295 0.06409 88 65 17 6
3800 Congratulations. Your life insurance policy will go into effect at midnight tonight. 1.3295 0.06409 88 65 17 6
3801 Don’t worry, your policy covers everything except an act of God.” 1.3295 0.05987 88 63 21 4
3802 So you're saying to disregard your application, because you firmly believe in the "second coming"? 1.3295 0.06804 88 67 13 8
3803 We postponed the rocket launch due to possibility of rain. 1.3295 0.06409 88 65 17 6
3804 What’s your long term plan? 1.3295 0.06409 88 65 17 6
3805 And as an added bonus, there’s no act of God clause. 1.3295 0.05987 88 63 21 4
3806 This is going to be the year we make history! 1.3295 0.06201 88 64 19 5
3807 This policy does not cover Acts of God 1.3295 0.06409 88 65 17 6
3808 Do you have any last minute questions? 1.3295 0.05987 88 63 21 4
3809 Don’t be concerned. You can see here your policy covers natural disasters. 1.3295 0.06609 88 66 15 7
3810 I’m glad you decided on making a will. After the last pandemic, you can never tell what can suddenly change our lives and world. 1.3295 0.06609 88 66 15 7
3811 I think it’s time to refinance your mortgage on the swamp. 1.3295 0.05877 88 65 18 5
3812 Like I always say, work now, play later, am I right? 1.3295 0.06609 88 66 15 7
3813 So, Mr. Halley, someday you could be sitting in my chair.” 1.3295 0.05765 88 62 23 3
3814 The extinction rider is a ripoff, sir. Just sign here and you're good to go. 1.3295 0.05987 88 63 21 4
3815 So what made you want life insurance? 1.3295 0.05534 88 61 25 2
3816 This contract states that your bones will be unearthed in about 65 million years,give or take. 1.3295 0.06201 88 64 19 5
3817 Trust me. It’s going to be a hot time in the old town tonight! 1.3295 0.06201 88 64 19 5
3818 Congratulations! You'll be with Dinosaur, Inc. for a long time. 1.3295 0.06201 88 64 19 5
3819 So, what are your long-term goals? 1.3295 0.05987 88 63 21 4
3820 No, I don’t think our decades of corporate abuse of nature will trigger a reaction. Why do you ask? 1.3295 0.05765 88 62 23 3
3821 I guarantee it, or the universe can smite me. 1.3295 0.05765 88 62 23 3
3822 You’ve survived COVID, murder bees, and everything else. You have a bright future coming your way. 1.3295 0.05987 88 63 21 4
3823 It'll be like a miracle - one day it'll just be gone. 1.3295 0.06201 88 64 19 5
3824 ...and just a little legalese at the bottom about natural disasters not being covered.” 1.3295 0.06609 88 66 15 7
3825 Outs? Who needs outs? We rule the planet. What can go wrong? 1.3295 0.05987 88 63 21 4
3826 Not to worry! When we deplete all the tree leaves, and the lions, giraffes and hyenas, then we can just start eating those silly little human thingees. 1.3295 0.05987 88 63 21 4
3827 How do you handle difficult situations? 1.3295 0.05534 88 61 25 2
3828 I am telling you, if you take this job you'll never know what hit you! 1.3295 0.06609 88 66 15 7
3829 It appears your insurance application forms are in order. 1.3295 0.05765 88 62 23 3
3830 I can’t think of one good reason why I would ever need life insurance. 1.3295 0.06409 88 65 17 6
3831 Now's a good time to invest in toilet paper. 1.3295 0.06201 88 64 19 5
3832 Pay bump, corner office, executive suite too! Take the weekend to think it over. 1.3295 0.05987 88 63 21 4
3833 Just why do you feel that the end of days is near? 1.3295 0.06201 88 64 19 5
3834 Aw c'mon! It's fool proof. What could go wrong? 1.3295 0.06409 88 65 17 6
3835 You seem well qualified but I need to know you're in it for the long run. 1.3295 0.05987 88 63 21 4
3836 Great balls of fire! What a great song! No one in a million years will come up with something like that! 1.3295 0.06409 88 65 17 6
3837 Meteor? Don't you listen to Rush Limbaughsaur? That's just a big hoax! 1.3295 0.06609 88 66 15 7
3838 In a way, we're all getting laid off. 1.3295 0.06409 88 65 17 6
3839 Don’t leave without signing... 1.3295 0.05987 88 63 21 4
3840 Pre, my ass. This is historic. 1.3295 0.06201 88 64 19 5
3841 Well I don’t want to give you bad tidings, but I recommend that you duck right about now 1.3295 0.06201 88 64 19 5
3842 As your friend and lawyer I’d sign it and take the money and run.” 1.3295 0.05987 88 63 21 4
3843 It looks like you’ll be in the red pretty soon 1.3295 0.05987 88 63 21 4
3844 I'm glad we can close on this. Real estate is about to explode. 1.3295 0.05987 88 63 21 4
3845 No rush; we've got plenty of time. 1.3295 0.06409 88 65 17 6
3846 You ready to get out of here? 1.3295 0.05765 88 62 23 3
3847 So, you have it from a good source that we will once again become extinct? 1.3295 0.06804 88 67 13 8
3848 They're tiny, thin skinned, and can't make eggs- mammals don't stand a chance. 1.3295 0.06201 88 64 19 5
3849 I’m not supposed to say anything, but things are looking pretty good for you. 1.3295 0.06409 88 65 17 6
3850 Sorry, we’re going to need archeologists from here on out, not customer service representatives. 1.3295 0.05987 88 63 21 4
3851 Condo insurance excludes 'Acts of God', but how bad could those be? 1.3295 0.05987 88 63 21 4
3852 Trust me, the meteor is just a mammal hoax. 1.3295 0.06409 88 65 17 6
3853 I don’t think we need to worry about Mammals, Inc. That company has not evolved yet and I see dark days in their future. 1.3295 0.05765 88 62 23 3
3854 I've written a number on the underside of this paper...my manager will kill me if I sell at this price. 1.3295 0.06201 88 64 19 5
3855 Corporate is restructuring, but your stock options just vested. 1.3295 0.06201 88 64 19 5
3856 this job requires a thick skin. 1.3295 0.06409 88 65 17 6
3857 I make no bones about it; you’ll have a promising future here. 1.3295 0.06201 88 64 19 5
3858 Trust me - nothing's gone wrong in the 100 million years I've been in this building. 1.3295 0.05765 88 62 23 3
3859 The next quarter is looking up! Let's take a long lunch today! 1.3294 0.06124 85 61 20 4
3860 So, I’ve finally figure out the meaning of life 1.3294 0.06565 85 63 16 6
3861 And do you still wish to dispose of your remains by cremation? 1.3294 0.06124 85 61 20 4
3862 The force majeure section is always a bit vague. 1.3294 0.06124 85 61 20 4
3863 One day this will all be yours. 1.3294 0.06124 85 61 20 4
3864 Oil futures. THAT'S where it's at. 1.3294 0.05648 85 59 24 2
3865 ...and now let me go over the company's great retirement plan. 1.3294 0.06348 85 62 18 5
3866 This is an established, traditional firm -- we've been around for 75 million years and we'll be around for another 75 million. 1.3294 0.06124 85 61 20 4
3867 Sorry we can't hire you....but it's not the end of the world. 1.3294 0.06565 85 63 16 6
3868 If you sign now, you'll qualify for our comprehensive extinction benefits. 1.3294 0.05891 85 60 22 3
3869 Irony insurance?" Well, I've never heard of it, but it sounds like a pointless investment if you ask me 1.3294 0.06775 85 64 14 7
3870 A high rise office with wrinkling people and a flaming spacecraft?... sounds like the American dream to me. 1.3294 0.05648 85 64 16 5
3871 Sign in the next 30 seconds and I throw in the building. 1.3294 0.05891 85 60 22 3
3872 Yeah, it could be bad if this baby hits, but sign here and at least you'll have a top floor condo with a great view. 1.3294 0.06348 85 62 18 5
3873 Great news! The medical experts say we're immune to the coronavirus! 1.3294 0.06348 85 62 18 5
3874 Did you catch me on Hannity? 1.3294 0.06348 85 62 18 5
3875 No rush, we've got all the time in the world. 1.3294 0.06124 85 61 20 4
3876 Describe the last time you managed a crisis. 1.3294 0.06124 85 61 20 4
3877 Should we offer you this position, would you expect to be a long-time employee? We're really looking for someone who plans to stick around for quite a while. 1.3294 0.05891 85 60 22 3
3878 Lizard brains give us superior fight or flight mechanisms. 1.3294 0.06124 85 61 20 4
3879 The best part of our being thick-skinned is that we have nothing to fear ! 1.3294 0.06348 85 62 18 5
3880 Our insurance policy does not cover falling objects such as satellites, asteroids, or meteors. Okay, but what's a satellite? 1.3294 0.06124 85 61 20 4
3881 Those two footed creatures are never going to take the market away from us 1.3294 0.05648 85 59 24 2
3882 Says here you worked in oil? 1.3289 0.06854 76 56 15 5
3883 I love it, Lizardo! This "Apocalypse Right Away" screenplay could be my life story! 1.3289 0.06321 76 54 19 3
3884 Great mammal eradication plan. We’ll start right away. 1.3289 0.06593 76 55 17 4
3885 Unfortunately your life policy specifically excludes this type of comet! 1.3289 0.06459 76 57 14 5
3886 Something tells me you won't have to worry about the alimony payments for long. 1.3261 0.05596 92 65 24 3
3887 did you get a chance to look at our healthcare and benefits? 1.3258 0.05484 89 62 25 2
3888 Sign here and the planet’s all yours. 1.3258 0.06143 89 65 19 5
3889 Great! Expect to hear back from us soon. 1.3258 0.05931 89 64 21 4
3890 yes, we have considered the possible effects an asteroid could have on the economy. why do you ask? 1.3258 0.05931 89 64 21 4
3891 «Climate change is all fake news” 1.3258 0.06143 89 65 19 5
3892 I’ve always said the worst thing you can do in a crisis is overreact 1.3258 0.06347 89 66 17 6
3893 The science has confirmed the worst is behind us. We're bullish on a V-shaped recovery. 1.3258 0.06347 89 66 17 6
3894 I see a bright future ahead for you with the company. 1.3258 0.05931 89 64 21 4
3895 What I’m looking for is a really big idea here. I really want to be blown away 1.3258 0.05712 89 63 23 3
3896 I think you’ll find our life insurance benefits particularly enticing. 1.3258 0.05712 89 63 23 3
3897 Fake news! I’m telling you! 1.3258 0.06924 89 69 11 9
3898 i don’t know if i believe it Deb, I’m more of a glass half full kinda guy. 1.3258 0.06143 89 65 19 5
3899 Well you’ve finally made it! All that delayed gratification finally paid off! 1.3258 0.06143 89 68 16 5
3900 You won't regret it. We're heading toward a bright future together 1.3258 0.06143 89 65 19 5
3901 Oh, I see that your family had also worked under Meteor management in the past. 1.3258 0.06545 89 67 15 7
3902 Isn’t it funny how history repeats itself? 1.3258 0.06545 89 67 15 7
3903 Dystopian satire about the super meteor is no longer selling. Why don't you turn this brilliant political pamphlet into a great Sci-Fi novel about these funny super evolved mammals? 1.3258 0.06143 89 65 19 5
3904 If you could work this weekend that's be great 1.3258 0.05931 89 64 21 4
3905 Is there anything you’d like to tell me? 1.3258 0.06545 89 67 15 7
3906 A competitive life insurance benefit, offered upon completion of your first 30 days. 1.3258 0.06347 89 66 17 6
3907 Interviewing at Enron in October 2001 1.3258 0.06737 89 68 13 8
3908 Nowdays lot of big problems are going on behind our back ..... what you think is the solution?? 1.3258 0.06545 89 67 15 7
3909 So you say here on your resume that you are a psychic and believe in reincarnation...what...is there something you know that WE don't know??? 1.3258 0.06143 89 65 19 5
3910 If you were a fruit, tell me, which one would you be? 1.3258 0.06347 89 66 17 6
3911 It’s gonna be a historical moment for all of us! 1.3258 0.06347 89 66 17 6
3912 How do you explain the gap in your resume 1.3258 0.05712 89 63 23 3
3913 He thought to himself, "No need to reschedule." 1.3258 0.06347 89 66 17 6
3914 Do you remain cool when things heat up or are you one of those climate doomsayers? 1.3258 0.06737 89 68 13 8
3915 Our benefits package includes a free Fossil watch 1.3258 0.06347 89 66 17 6
3916 I like this, but your apocalyptic ending for Dinosaurs might not come for eons. 1.3258 0.05931 89 64 21 4
3917 This deal expires in 30 seconds. sign here and you will be rich man 1.3258 0.06143 89 65 19 5
3918 I’m sorry it didn’t work out for you here, but I think you’ll really appreciate the severance - and hey, tomorrow’s a new beginning right? 1.3258 0.05931 89 64 21 4
3919 You can cancel at any time. 1.3258 0.05712 89 63 23 3
3920 Climate change? Nothing to worry about, just another liberal hoax. 1.3258 0.06143 89 65 19 5
3921 Of course, you do know it's a short term contract? 1.3258 0.06143 89 65 19 5
3922 Now let's review your long-term investment in this building. 1.3258 0.05712 89 68 15 6
3923 My secretary is under the table and it's not because an asteroid is about to hit us. 1.3258 0.06545 89 67 15 7
3924 There's your policy. It covers everything except acts of God... 1.3258 0.06143 89 65 19 5
3925 Naturally the promotion carries term limits. 1.3258 0.05599 89 65 20 4
3926 The salary is a little low but we have a terrific pension plan. 1.3258 0.05712 89 63 23 3
3927 You're so about to wish that we were back at the swamp. 1.3258 0.06545 89 67 15 7
3928 Flaming meatballs? C’mon, you know the weather report is always wrong. 1.3258 0.06143 89 65 19 5
3929 I don't think we'll see interest rates this low for a long time. 1.3258 0.05712 89 63 23 3
3930 Where do you expect to see yourself in five minutes? 1.3258 0.06545 89 67 15 7
3931 Someday son, all this will be yours. 1.3258 0.06143 89 65 19 5
3932 Well you know Norm, this could all end in a heartbeat. 1.3258 0.06143 89 65 19 5
3933 Thanks to the economy, things have never looked better for us. 1.3258 0.05712 89 63 23 3
3934 I recommend you go with 15 year fixed. It's not like we'll be gone tomorrow. 1.3258 0.05712 89 63 23 3
3935 On second thought, the temp job sounds right up my alley” 1.3258 0.04003 89 69 16 4
3936 This day just keeps getting better what could go wrong? 1.3258 0.06347 89 66 17 6
3937 ...And we're looking forward to another 65 million years. 1.3258 0.05931 89 64 21 4
3938 It will be a long time before you get where I am. 1.3258 0.06347 89 66 17 6
3939 Don't worry! Lightning never strikes twice in the same place. 1.3258 0.06143 89 65 19 5
3940 And your NOTHING BUT BLUE SKIES campaign was a stroke of genius! 1.3258 0.06143 89 65 19 5
3941 I wouldn’t kid you Bickleman, you are getting into risk management at the right time. 1.3258 0.06737 89 68 13 8
3942 Don’t worry about the Force Majeure clause. 1.3258 0.04597 89 66 20 3
3943 You're hired! While it is only a temporary position, it may turn into a permanent spot if you can show dedication to the job. 1.3258 0.05931 89 64 21 4
3944 But things have been going great for 200 million years! Why would you think there'd be a crash soon? 1.3258 0.06347 89 66 17 6
3945 We are fully insured. 1.3258 0.06347 89 66 17 6
3946 I think you'll find the salary and benefits are quite generous. We want this to be the last job you'll ever work. 1.3258 0.06143 89 65 19 5
3947 She agrees to give up alimony in the event that your species becomes extinct as the result of an asteroid collision. 1.3258 0.06143 89 65 19 5
3948 With the market the way it is, I wouldn't be concerned about hitting your bonus. 1.3258 0.05246 89 63 24 2
3949 What do you envision yourself doing a year from now? 1.3258 0.05712 89 63 23 3
3950 So you're telling me this will all be over soon? 1.3258 0.05931 89 64 21 4
3951 Great to see the Dow Jones doing so well. 1.3258 0.05712 89 63 23 3
3952 I see no future in fossil fuels. 1.3258 0.06347 89 66 17 6
3953 Our company drives considerable impact. 1.3258 0.05484 89 62 25 2
3954 We think you can have a future here. 1.3258 0.06347 89 66 17 6
3955 I can do whatever I want. I am the President. 1.3258 0.06737 89 68 13 8
3956 We think you have a great future with our company. 1.3258 0.06143 89 65 19 5
3957 And where do you see yourself in the next apocalypse, Bob? 1.3258 0.06347 89 66 17 6
3958 Look at these figures, Myron! It's a cold day in hell. We beat all the estimates! 1.3258 0.05931 89 64 21 4
3959 Our guaranteed annuity offers income for the rest of your life with no risk....just sign right here. 1.3258 0.06347 89 66 17 6
3960 This marks a new era for the company. 1.3258 0.06143 89 65 19 5
3961 The economy is about to explode! 1.3258 0.05822 89 66 18 5
3962 It has all gone perfectly to plan. 1.3258 0.05712 89 63 23 3
3963 No worries - this life insurance covers you beyond the Jurassic age 1.3258 0.06143 89 65 19 5
3964 We better make this interview quick. 1.3258 0.06545 89 67 15 7
3965 Gee, thanks for signing our petition against flying asteroids! I think we might have enough signatures now to make a difference. 1.3256 0.06286 86 63 18 5
3966 The raise you’ve been asking for should take effect next week. 1.3256 0.06286 86 63 18 5
3967 Yeah so I just dropped our catastrophe coverage because everyone knows insurance is a scam, and anyway what's the worst that could happen? 1.3256 0.05595 86 60 24 2
3968 You'll end up saving 20% if you pay the full year's premium on your life insurance upfront. 1.3256 0.06500 86 64 16 6
3969 Ok, Larry, just sign this release form and you’ll be good to work this Monday. 1.3256 0.06500 86 64 16 6
3970 Hey, remember when I told you about that dream I had. Where our species goes extinct? 1.3256 0.05345 86 59 26 1
3971 So, where do you see yourself 65 million years from now? 1.3256 0.05595 86 60 24 2
3972 Job security! You need only worry about the end of the world! 1.3256 0.06064 86 62 20 4
3973 Your investments are always secure with us at Lehman Dinosaur! 1.3256 0.06286 86 63 18 5
3974 We've included a health club membership, good for the life of our company. 1.3256 0.06064 86 62 20 4
3975 Where do you see yourself in 65,000,000 years? 1.3256 0.05834 86 61 22 3
3976 I think you should sign, Burt. We’ve been through a lot with this, but you’re a survivor and besides what else could go wrong. 1.3256 0.06286 86 63 18 5
3977 You don't have to sign right away. You have all the time in the world. 1.3256 0.05834 86 61 22 3
3978 Hire a gator? There’s a better chance a meteor will hit me. 1.3256 0.05595 86 60 24 2
3979 Go ahead, read them over carefully. You've got plenty of time. 1.3256 0.05834 86 61 22 3
3980 With deals like this one, we will always rule the earth. 1.3256 0.06064 86 62 20 4
3981 Well Lex, now that the paperwork is all complete, I wish Jen and you a most enjoyable and relaxing retirement. 1.3256 0.06286 86 63 18 5
3982 I foresee a long future of eating small, furry mammals for you at this organization. 1.3256 0.06500 86 64 16 6
3983 By my calculations things will be back to normal in no time. 1.3256 0.06286 86 63 18 5
3984 Your chance of losing money on this investment is about the same as our becoming extinct... 1.3256 0.06286 86 63 18 5
3985 So you think our business model is not sustainable? 1.3256 0.05834 86 61 22 3
3986 Can you remain calm and cold-blooded when confronted with a crisis? 1.3256 0.06064 86 62 20 4
3987 Don't worry if the base looks low, your bonus kicks in after 18 months. 1.3256 0.05595 86 60 24 2
3988 Don't worry, your long-term investment is perfectly safe with us! 1.3256 0.03069 86 67 16 3
3989 The news said something about an asteroid...I think. 1.3256 0.06707 86 65 14 7
3990 And for just a little more, you get the peace of mind of umbrella insurance. 1.3256 0.06064 86 62 20 4
3991 Barring an unforeseen calamity, the job is yours. Now go see Ms. Haley in HR. 1.3256 0.06064 86 62 20 4
3992 According to these figures, our next quarter will be the best we've ever had. 1.3256 0.06500 86 64 16 6
3993 After millions of years, we're finally back on top! What could possibly go wrong this time? 1.3256 0.06286 86 63 18 5
3994 Don't worry! Its just another day in the office of evolution 1.3256 0.06707 86 65 14 7
3995 It says right here that our policy specifically excludes events of extinction. 1.3256 0.05834 86 61 22 3
3996 This policy does not, of course, cover acts of God." 1.3256 0.06064 86 62 20 4
3997 Barring any earth-shattering events, we can go on operating business as usual. 1.3256 0.06064 86 62 20 4
3998 It's a lifetime contract - it's not like the company is gonna go extinct. 1.3256 0.06707 86 65 14 7
3999 The live wallpapers these days are truly impressive. 1.3253 0.06206 83 60 19 4
4000 We’ve been ruling this planet for 175 million years Bob, and you can trust me when I say we’re just getting started 1.3253 0.06663 83 62 15 6
4001 No, we are not going out of business anytime soon, barring a meteor falling out of the sky! 1.3253 0.06663 83 62 15 6
4002 Take the rest of the day off! 1.3253 0.06439 83 61 17 5
4003 See! I knew it was safe to reopen the office! 1.3253 0.06439 83 61 17 5
4004 What have you got to lose? 1.3253 0.06663 83 62 15 6
4005 As I was sayi- 1.3253 0.06439 83 61 17 5
4006 It’s a timeshare opportunity in the Yucatán - gunna be a real hotspot... 1.3253 0.05450 83 61 19 3
4007 You'll do an amazing job as our new chief risk officer 1.3253 0.06324 83 63 14 6
4008 Short of a meteor hitting the earth, this insurance plan covers you for every eventuality 1.3253 0.06439 83 61 17 5
4009 The good news is that the stock market is doing great. 1.3253 0.06439 83 61 17 5
4010 Do we really need to include a Force Majeure clause? 1.3253 0.05965 83 59 21 3
4011 Im sorry I can’t ok these expenses! 1.3253 0.05450 83 57 25 1
4012 Rex, firing me shouldn't make you smile. Whether you believe it or not, you'll empathize shortly...and remember, when you finally feel it, Rex...NEVER smile at a crocodile. 1.3253 0.06206 83 60 19 4
4013 We don’t normally recommend the umbrella policy, but if you want to be extra safe... 1.3253 0.06206 83 60 19 4
4014 Sign this non-disclosure agreement and you can start your great job right now. 1.3253 0.06206 83 60 19 4
4015 Ok, Bill, you are saying that we've had this conversation everyday for 66 million years?? 1.3253 0.06206 83 60 19 4
4016 No, the important question is: whom do we blame for it? 1.3253 0.06206 83 60 19 4
4017 That should do it, welcome to Pangaea Consolidated Holdings! 1.3253 0.06439 83 61 17 5
4018 Look at the numbers, Stan. This asteroid thing is a hoax. 1.3253 0.06663 83 62 15 6
4019 You want us to revisit the offer? Sure, and an asteroid’s gonna destroy this office any minute. Get a perspective, reptile! 1.3253 0.06439 83 61 17 5
4020 Now, about that hazard pay... 1.3253 0.06663 83 62 15 6
4021 So, would you say you are good in managing approaching deadlines? 1.3253 0.06439 83 61 17 5
4022 Admit it Herb, the boomers are about to takeover 1.3253 0.06439 83 61 17 5
4023 We love your article on the importance of lawn maintenance. 1.3253 0.06206 83 60 19 4
4024 Key to our success? We plan for the long run. 1.3253 0.05965 83 59 21 3
4025 Oh those are just our friends from work. 1.3253 0.05965 83 59 21 3
4026 So what could possibly go wrong? 1.3253 0.06206 83 60 19 4
4027 History is written by the winners. 1.3253 0.06663 83 62 15 6
4028 Tell me something unexpected 1.3253 0.06663 83 62 15 6
4029 I know it’s been a long time coming, but here is your official promotion letter. Congratulations! 1.3253 0.06206 83 60 19 4
4030 This is a once in a lifetime opportunity 1.3253 0.05965 83 59 21 3
4031 Bill, I’m sorry to call you in here like this. We are going to have to let you go. Your numbers are way down this quarter and I just don’t see any way around it. Yep,it’s probably gonna be tough for a while...aww heck Bill, look on the bright side, out that window is a world full of opportunity, I’m sure you’ll land on your feet...and hey, at least you’ve still got your health. 1.3253 0.07090 83 64 11 8
4032 . Pay attention. I'm talking to you! 1.3253 0.06206 83 60 19 4
4033 Oh, the asteroid? Well I've got three words for you: capital gains holiday. 1.3253 0.06880 83 63 13 7
4034 We’ll be in touch soon. 1.3253 0.06206 83 60 19 4
4035 Great story, but the readers don’t have time for all these adjectives. 1.3253 0.05965 83 59 21 3
4036 Don't think of this as a standard termination..... 1.3253 0.04407 83 66 12 5
4037 We’re going with a different candidate, but hey, it’s not the end of the world! 1.3253 0.06206 83 60 19 4
4038 This insurance policy will protect you against almost anything-even asteroid impacts-not that you'll ever experience one of those. 1.3253 0.06663 83 62 15 6
4039 Sign this agreement, and we'll be ushering in a new age. 1.3253 0.06439 83 61 17 5
4040 If you can stop that comet the job is yours! 1.3253 0.06206 83 60 19 4
4041 Junior, you don't need an estate plan we have survived worse. 1.3253 0.05965 83 59 21 3
4042 Why do I feel like you're looking right past me? 1.3253 0.06663 83 62 15 6
4043 This is an opportunity that comes only once in 100 million years! 1.3253 0.06206 83 60 19 4
4044 We've got a bright future ahead. 1.3253 0.06206 83 60 19 4
4045 Darn menopause, I think I feel a hot flash coming on. 1.3253 0.06439 83 61 17 5
4046 What? Do I have something in my teeth? 1.3253 0.06439 83 61 17 5
4047 Business is great and we are in it for the long haul. 1.3253 0.06439 83 61 17 5
4048 Does it feel a little stuffy in here? 1.3253 0.06206 83 60 19 4
4049 It says here you speak human. 1.3253 0.06206 83 60 19 4
4050 Look, the long term average return rate has always been 8%, so don’t worry about a few ups and downs. 1.3253 0.06439 83 61 17 5
4051 You have a very bright future here. 1.3253 0.06206 83 60 19 4
4052 I suggest a diversified portfolio and a pallet of R100 masks. 1.3253 0.05450 83 62 17 4
4053 No problem. In a couple of weeks it'll all be over. 1.3253 0.06439 83 61 17 5
4054 There is no increase for hazzard pay. 1.3253 0.05965 83 59 21 3
4055 Like a miracle it will disappear. 1.3253 0.06663 83 62 15 6
4056 So, is this gonna be a long term investment or a short term? 1.3253 0.06880 83 63 13 7
4057 It's a once in a lifetime investment. The biggest bang you'll ever get for your buck. 1.3253 0.06439 83 61 17 5
4058 Can you teach this course on Mammals? 1.3253 0.06439 83 61 17 5
4059 This extinction rider is the latest thing in whole life. 1.3253 0.05314 83 64 14 5
4060 I finally made it to the top! 1.3253 0.06439 83 61 17 5
4061 by this time tomorrow, we will ALL be RICH 1.3253 0.06206 83 60 19 4
4062 I love it! What could go wrong? 1.3253 0.06663 83 62 15 6
4063 ...and after 60 Million years you qualify for the "no incident"rebate... 1.3253 0.05965 83 59 21 3
4064 And then just the usual clauses, terrorism, riot, acts of god...nothing to worry about. 1.3253 0.06206 83 60 19 4
4065 Well, if you don’t sign today, it’s not like the end of the world, or anything” 1.3253 0.06206 83 60 19 4
4066 With this policy you will never have any worries 1.3253 0.06663 83 62 15 6
4067 Your risk management plan is fantastic Ron, looks like you've covered everything. 1.3253 0.06663 83 62 15 6
4068 Get this report completed by close of business and you will not be fired. 1.3253 0.06663 83 62 15 6
4069 I’m excited to try my new sourdough starter I got from Donna in accounting. 1.3253 0.06206 83 60 19 4
4070 Remember when those things happened out of the blue that changed everything? 1.3253 0.05713 83 58 23 2
4071 The only thing you are not covered for is natural disasters.... 1.3253 0.05965 83 59 21 3
4072 Frankly, George, I don't know where you get your information, but shorting this much when even the old dinosaurs are thriving? 1.3253 0.05965 83 59 21 3
4073 Well Bob, these third quarter numbers make it clear that Dino Inc. is here to stay! 1.3253 0.05965 83 59 21 3
4074 Clearly the meteor is going to end all life on this planet before anyone can decipher the Berenstain Bears “Quaran-tain/Quaran-tine” New Yorker cartoon. 1.3253 0.06663 83 62 15 6
4075 Hahaha. Hahaha." 1.3253 0.06206 83 60 19 4
4076 And the Dow is smashing all records this week! 1.3253 0.06439 83 61 17 5
4077 It's a short-term assignment. 1.3253 0.05965 83 59 21 3
4078 It’s been a great interview. One more question: how well do you work under pressure? 1.3253 0.06206 83 60 19 4
4079 No, you’re extinct! 1.3253 0.06663 83 62 15 6
4080 Don't worry Frank. We'll be here long after the non-compete clause expires. 1.3253 0.06439 83 61 17 5
4081 You'll see. After a little while, you won't even remember it happened. 1.3253 0.06663 83 62 15 6
4082 Look on the bright side. It's not the end of the world, right? 1.3253 0.06439 83 61 17 5
4083 Trust me, this policy covers everything but an act of God! 1.3253 0.06663 83 62 15 6
4084 I think you've got a future with this company. 1.3253 0.06439 83 61 17 5
4085 Now let me tell you about our health insurance plan! 1.3253 0.05713 83 58 23 2
4086 No need to worry. We're almost extinct anyway. 1.3253 0.06880 83 63 13 7
4087 Looks like we're all set! Just sign here and we'll be on our way! 1.3253 0.06206 83 60 19 4
4088 Your resume is very impressive. I think you have a promising future with our company. 1.3253 0.06206 83 60 19 4
4089 I think this merger has a great future. 1.3253 0.05713 83 58 23 2
4090 No! I didn’t read the memo. It couldn’t possibly be that important. 1.3253 0.06206 83 60 19 4
4091 Relax, the prediction about an asteroid strike causing our extinction is fake news. 1.3253 0.06439 83 61 17 5
4092 This organization has been around for millions and millions of years. Nothing can stop us now. 1.3253 0.06206 83 60 19 4
4093 Don't worry about the force majeure clause, it's just boilerplate. 1.3253 0.06663 83 62 15 6
4094 And what do you see as your greatest weakness? 1.3253 0.06439 83 61 17 5
4095 Congratulations on your promotion, Bob! We think you have a stellar future here at Cretaceous Industries, Inc. 1.3253 0.06663 83 62 15 6
4096 As you can see, overall we forecast a very bright future. 1.3253 0.05713 83 58 23 2
4097 So...where do you see yourself in our company in five years? 1.3253 0.06663 83 62 15 6
4098 Don’t worry, anyone finding out is as probable as a direct hit by a meteor! 1.3253 0.05713 83 58 23 2
4099 Wow! It says here that you were the lone survivor of the Great Asteroid Strike of the Cretaceous 1.3253 0.04881 83 65 13 5
4100 ...and we have a great retirement package! 1.3253 0.06206 83 60 19 4
4101 These second quarter numbers will make us completely unstoppable! 1.3253 0.06439 83 61 17 5
4102 Next quarter is looking really good! 1.3253 0.06439 83 61 17 5
4103 Where do you see yourself in 5 seconds from now? 1.3253 0.06439 83 61 17 5
4104 I kid you not, Walcott. Another month of sales like this and the mammals can kiss their ass goodbye. 1.3253 0.05174 83 63 16 4
4105 O.K, for the last time, sign here. I haven’t got all day! 1.3253 0.06439 83 61 17 5
4106 Your mass extinction plot - it's not plausible. 1.3253 0.06439 83 61 17 5
4107 Good decision to take out life insurance. You honestly never know when something can hit you out of the blue... 1.3253 0.06663 83 62 15 6
4108 Just so you know, this is a short-term contract role. 1.3253 0.06439 83 61 17 5
4109 We actually had a mammal apply for this position. Some species just can't recognize extinction. 1.3253 0.05713 83 58 23 2
4110 We think you have a bright future here at Zenron! 1.3253 0.06439 83 61 17 5
4111 This will be our best sales year ever! 1.3253 0.06206 83 60 19 4
4112 If business keeps up like this, I'm in line for a really great bonus this year. 1.3253 0.05450 83 62 17 4
4113 Now that Covid-19 has eradicated the humans, we dinosaurs have made a resurgence-until the big comet once more renders us extinct. 1.3253 0.06439 83 61 17 5
4114 So - just supposing - how would you handle a ball of fire racing right for your boss's head? 1.3253 0.06439 83 61 17 5
4115 But then again, some folks prefer to pay month-to-month without any long-term commitment. 1.3253 0.06663 83 62 15 6
4116 Great day to be a dinosaur, right Frank? 1.3253 0.05965 83 59 21 3
4117 I’m a ‘glass half full’ kind of guy. How about you? 1.3253 0.06439 83 61 17 5
4118 The DOW just passed 25,000, so the economy should be roaring this year! 1.3253 0.05965 83 64 13 6
4119 This "force majeure" clause covers extraordinary events, totally optional. 1.3253 0.06439 83 61 17 5
4120 Here’s a list of the cockroaches you’ll manage once this “life as we know it” event is over. Welcome aboard. 1.3253 0.06663 83 62 15 6
4121 We include hiberation coverage as well, Plus, for you, the life-time guaranty! 1.3253 0.05965 83 59 21 3
4122 We've been around for a million years. Just keep denying. 1.3253 0.06663 83 62 15 6
4123 What really bothers me is my complexion. 1.3253 0.06663 83 62 15 6
4124 The extinction clause covers everything except meteors 1.3253 0.05965 83 59 21 3
4125 I know people think I’m a dinosaur, but I really feel like change is in the air! 1.3253 0.06439 83 61 17 5
4126 It isn't the comet that will kill the dinosaurs, just the fear of the comet itself. 1.3253 0.06663 83 62 15 6
4127 Think about this in the long term ... 1.3253 0.06439 83 61 17 5
4128 Let me be honest with you about a proposed merger. We believe the business model here at Stegosaurus Inc. is far superior to that of Crocodile, Inc. 1.3253 0.05450 83 61 19 3
4129 This company has been growing year after year. The sky's the limit. 1.3253 0.06206 83 60 19 4
4130 Did you say we needed an exterminator? 1.3253 0.06663 83 62 15 6
4131 We think that doom-and-gloom talk is all a hoax. 1.3253 0.06439 83 61 17 5
4132 Me? I have big plans for the future. 1.3253 0.06206 83 60 19 4
4133 The Force Majeure Clause is just a standard boiler plate. No one ever implements it... 1.3253 0.05713 83 58 23 2
4134 Today is you're lucky day! 1.3253 0.06663 83 62 15 6
4135 Finally!! Our turn to rule the world... I hope nothing screws it up... 1.3253 0.06206 83 60 19 4
4136 Believe me, such a good deal belongs in a museum ! 1.3253 0.06663 83 62 15 6
4137 We’re a rapidly evolving company. I hope you are comfortable with change. 1.3253 0.06206 83 60 19 4
4138 The good news is I think we can finally have that conversation about your promotion! 1.3253 0.06206 83 60 19 4
4139 This will change your life astronomically. 1.3253 0.06439 83 61 17 5
4140 If I were you, I will decline the natural perils insurance option. 1.3253 0.06206 83 60 19 4
4141 Just sign on the X and we will seal the deal of a century! 1.3253 0.06663 83 62 15 6
4142 Frank had rehearsed for his interview all morning, but suddenly his long term goals alluded him. 1.3253 0.06880 83 63 13 7
4143 So, corporate-wise, where do you see yourself five years from now? 1.3253 0.05713 83 58 23 2
4144 Well, Al, we finally drained the swamp." 1.3253 0.06663 83 62 15 6
4145 I agree to the terms. Please hurry up and sign it. 1.3253 0.06439 83 61 17 5
4146 Sign now, your premium will never go up! 1.3253 0.06206 83 60 19 4
4147 Gee wiz, is it just me or is it really hot in these dinosaur costumes? 1.3218 0.05779 87 62 22 3
4148 Put your money in stocks and I'm certain you'll have a long and happy retirement. 1.3218 0.05543 87 61 24 2
4149 It has been too warm, I'm hoping for cooler weather as well. 1.3218 0.06224 87 64 18 5
4150 Why on earth would I need meteor insurance? 1.3218 0.06006 87 63 20 4
4151 And then we rule the world again! 1.3218 0.06006 87 63 20 4
4152 Due to sudden unforeseen circumstances, your position will be terminated immediately." 1.3218 0.05543 87 61 24 2
4153 I thought you would get way more upset about getting fired 1.3214 0.06374 84 62 17 5
4154 I'd like to remove my money from the Wall Street before it gets wrecked. 1.3214 0.05906 84 60 21 3
4155 We pay according to scale 1.3214 0.06809 84 64 13 7
4156 Congratulations! You're manuscript 'Extinction in Three Seconds' has been approved for printing. It is so realistic. 1.3214 0.05906 84 60 21 3
4157 I see you admiring my painting. It reminds me that life is short. 1.3214 0.06144 84 61 19 4
4158 Mildred, you’ll be pleased to hear that after all these years, you’ve finally saved a substantial enough nest egg to retire on. 1.3214 0.07016 84 65 11 8
4159 Things are finally working out for me 1.3214 0.05399 84 58 25 1
4160 Our ‘Escape to Mars’ benefit package activates upon hire. 1.3214 0.05906 84 60 21 3
4161 Cheer up, you're finally getting that pay raise! 1.3214 0.06144 84 61 19 4
4162 Any last words before the meteor strikes?" "Yes, my genes are total crap!! 1.3214 0.05530 84 61 20 3
4163 if we only remove the scales from our eyes, the future looks very bright 1.3214 0.05906 84 60 21 3
4164 Boom meeting” might be more accurate, but I’ve already registered the zoom domain name.. 1.3214 0.06595 84 63 15 6
4165 I’m hearing a lot about a hot new stock - petroleum... 1.3214 0.06374 84 62 17 5
4166 - In this job you have to be prepared to deal with stressful situations? 1.3214 0.06144 84 61 19 4
4167 Phil said there was supposed to be meteor showers but it's all clear 1.3214 0.06595 84 63 15 6
4168 Hey, look, I know it’s tough to be fired, but it’s not the end of the world. 1.3214 0.06374 84 62 17 5
4169 As you can see, the force majeure clause in your contract does not exempt payment in case of a meteor and we expect your check by the end of the month. 1.3214 0.06809 84 64 13 7
4170 Excellent choice! I tell you, 2020 is going to be our year! 1.3214 0.06374 84 62 17 5
4171 We’re going to have to let you go. 1.3214 0.05906 84 60 21 3
4172 Trust me . You’ve got nothing to lose . 1.3214 0.05126 84 62 19 3
4173 How fast can you process that loan? 1.3214 0.06595 84 63 15 6
4174 As I told you on the phone, we’re hiring for the next extinction 1.3214 0.06144 84 61 19 4
4175 The problem isn’t the economy. Maybe you should spend less on avocado toast. 1.3214 0.05906 84 60 21 3
4176 Pay no attention to the impending worldwide doom, the most important thing here is that we come up with the most productive strategy for video conferencing. 1.3214 0.06809 84 64 13 7
4177 I think we all agree that this is the precise moment to leave our bunkers and reactivate the economy. 1.3214 0.06374 84 62 17 5
4178 Your PPP loan is only forgivable if you achieve 75% annihilation 1.3214 0.06374 84 62 17 5
4179 You’ve got the job- well see you on Monday. 1.3214 0.06595 84 63 15 6
4180 Great job on that report, You really hit it out of the Jurassic park! 1.3214 0.06144 84 61 19 4
4181 Relax! It’s all a hoax. 1.3214 0.06144 84 61 19 4
4182 I called you in to discuss our company’s risk analysis. My feeling is that you focus too much on worst case scenarios, Carl. 1.3214 0.06374 84 62 17 5
4183 You're right, this short-term deal will work out best for both of us. 1.3214 0.06144 84 61 19 4
4184 This "Extinction Rebellion" petition is laughable. 1.3214 0.06144 84 61 19 4
4185 Of course, there are the usual exclusions for Acts of God. 1.3214 0.06144 84 61 19 4
4186 And these medical benefits will cover just about any condition you can imagine 1.3214 0.06144 84 61 19 4
4187 Your alternative history “The Rise of the Mammals” will be a big smash. 1.3214 0.06144 84 61 19 4
4188 And you'll just love our benefits package! 1.3214 0.06595 84 63 15 6
4189 I recommend the whole life insurance policy, better to plan for the long term. 1.3214 0.06144 84 61 19 4
4190 Your resume is impressive. Now, where do you envision yourself in five years? 1.3214 0.06595 84 63 15 6
4191 OK just sign here and we'll have you out of here in a hot second... 1.3214 0.06374 84 62 17 5
4192 Look, if a meteor hits, we'll have bigger problems, am I right? 1.3214 0.06144 84 61 19 4
4193 Sign here. What do you got to lose? 1.3214 0.06374 84 62 17 5
4194 George, in all confidence, I want you to run my underground operation. 1.3214 0.05906 84 60 21 3
4195 I removed the acts of God clause. It's pointless. 1.3214 0.06374 84 62 17 5
4196 You have an interesting background, but I don't see why we would need an astronomer right now. 1.3214 0.05906 84 60 21 3
4197 Welcome to the White House—you’re a native Floridian? 1.3214 0.06595 84 63 15 6
4198 WELL, I THINK WE ARE DONE HERE..... 1.3214 0.05906 84 60 21 3
4199 I finally got you to sign the contract after all these years, nothing can stop us now 1.3214 0.06144 84 61 19 4
4200 What’s your policy on working from other planets? 1.3214 0.06144 84 61 19 4
4201 This plan for evolving feathers and wings - I think you may be on to something here 1.3214 0.06144 84 61 19 4
4202 Why yes, acts of God are covered in your policy...umm, why do you ask? 1.3214 0.06144 84 61 19 4
4203 As an extra incentive we'll also give you tenure. 1.3214 0.06374 84 62 17 5
4204 It’s very comfortable here. You know there are no stinging insects up here on the 27th floor. 1.3214 0.06144 84 61 19 4
4205 Sign right here and the divorce is final. 1.3214 0.06809 84 64 13 7
4206 Yes, we do have meteor insurance. Why do you ask? 1.3214 0.06595 84 63 15 6
4207 Ron, I've seen asteroids come, I've seen asteroids go. The only thing we can trust 100% through any of it are massive tax breaks for the wealthy, dead or alive. 1.3214 0.06595 84 63 15 6
4208 Now that the virus thing is behind us, let's talk about our future. 1.3214 0.06374 84 62 17 5
4209 We're forecasting unprecedented growth this year 1.3214 0.06144 84 61 19 4
4210 So when Trump says "It's a crock", you jump out of your seat wearing a Biden hat and rush to the stage. 1.3214 0.05784 84 61 18 4
4211 Oh yes, it's definitely a temp job. 1.3214 0.06595 84 63 15 6
4212 This contract can’t miss! I say we go pig out like there’s no tomorrow. 1.3214 0.05906 84 60 21 3
4213 Yet another hypocritical petition from extinction rebellion. 1.3214 0.06809 84 64 13 7
4214 Looking ahead, you have a future in plastics. 1.3214 0.06809 84 64 13 7
4215 I'm telling you, now's the best time to get in the oil field. 1.3214 0.06374 84 62 17 5
4216 Giant Meteor of course! Why? 1.3214 0.06144 84 61 19 4
4217 those furry little animals think they can take over. But that’ll never happen. 1.3214 0.06374 84 62 17 5
4218 We finally figured out how to stop climate change. We’re definitely going to win a Nobel for this. What could possibly go wrong? 1.3214 0.06595 84 63 15 6
4219 Don’t fret about your portfolio. Extinction is coming sooner than you think. 1.3214 0.05906 84 60 21 3
4220 The projections are looking great, Sonny! Blue skies ahead! 1.3214 0.05906 84 60 21 3
4221 No worry. Our advisors project it will hit the Yucatan, and never cross our border. 1.3214 0.06374 84 62 17 5
4222 Our hormone based balm is guaranteed to give our clients movie star skin. It just needs real marketing. 1.3214 0.06144 84 61 19 4
4223 Another hoax 1.3214 0.06374 84 62 17 5
4224 Unfortunately, we don't provide comprehensive extinction coverage. 1.3214 0.06595 84 63 15 6
4225 This never will result in economies of scales. 1.3214 0.06144 84 61 19 4
4226 I wouldn't worry about it being too long-term. 1.3214 0.06144 84 61 19 4
4227 Last question: What do you see yourself doing in five years? 1.3214 0.05906 84 60 21 3
4228 ...and your stock options will fully vest 5 seconds after you sign 1.3214 0.06144 84 61 19 4
4229 Sign here and your future is guaranteed! 1.3214 0.05399 84 58 25 1
4230 Together, we will leave a mark on this world. 1.3214 0.06144 84 61 19 4
4231 As you may have expected, we're going to have to furlough you. 1.3214 0.05399 84 58 25 1
4232 Let me explain our long term benefits 1.3214 0.06144 84 61 19 4
4233 And with any luck we should be able to remain successful for the next hundred years. 1.3214 0.06144 84 61 19 4
4234 The good news is that we’ve evolved to the point that we can communicate and sit in chairs so a little fine print shouldn’t concern you. 1.3214 0.06144 84 61 19 4
4235 ...and then we can introduce universal health coverage. 1.3210 0.06292 81 59 18 4
4236 I can't get over how great the weather's been this spring. 1.3210 0.06042 81 58 20 3
4237 is...”the warm weather will destroy it, I promise” 1.3182 0.05838 88 66 17 5
4238 Sign here for the Smithsonian please 1.3176 0.06083 85 62 19 4
4239 Well Jill your resume is impressive but we are going to go with another mediocre man to take lead on the “End of the World” column. 1.3176 0.06528 85 64 15 6
4240 You’re one of our best writers Frank, but could you tone the whole life-in-the-water-is-more-sustainable rhetoric down? A lot of us don’t believe in the existence of your so-called meteors and it’s just tiring 1.3176 0.06083 85 62 19 4
4241 Our welcome kit includes two washable non medical masks, one bottle of hand sanitizer, and super cute name stickers to put on all your personal belongings. 1.3176 0.06309 85 63 17 5
4242 Here's a report I wrote on spiky tails. My verdict... Cool! They're cool. Hey, a little off subject but do you ever get a really intense feeling like you're going to di- 1.3176 0.03435 85 63 21 1
4243 I never thought Barney would convince The Allmigthy to give us a second chance! 1.3176 0.06197 85 65 14 6
4244 Don't worry! I even put in an extinction clause, just in case. 1.3176 0.05849 85 61 21 3
4245 Thank you for your time, Godzilla, but we are going to move forward with another candidate who we found to be the best fit for annihilating civilization. 1.3176 0.06528 85 64 15 6
4246 Sir, as your first order, I recommend the elimination of the asteroid protection agency... 1.3176 0.05348 85 64 17 4
4247 Obviously, it's a hoax. Don't believe the hype, sheepasaur. 1.3176 0.05604 85 60 23 2
4248 He’s right behind me, isn’t me? 1.3171 0.06693 82 62 14 6
4249 I can appreciate that asteroid provision in your will, but really, what are the chances? 1.3171 0.06227 82 60 18 4
4250 You’ll die before you see better interest rates! 1.3171 0.06464 82 61 16 5
4251 It's funny that you ask that; we do offer life insurance! 1.3171 0.06464 82 61 16 5
4252 Tonight's party's gonna be so lit, amirite? 1.3171 0.05981 82 59 20 3
4253 Do not worry about meteor. One day, it’s like a miracle, it will disappear.. 1.3171 0.06464 82 61 16 5
4254 just ignore the viral video about the end of the world. It’s a hoax! 1.3171 0.06915 82 63 12 7
4255 Take your time, think it over. 1.3171 0.05981 82 59 20 3
4256 Giant flaming balls the size of Manhattan? I don't think they exist. 1.3171 0.06464 82 61 16 5
4257 Sign this NDA and get a fresh start. 1.3171 0.05981 82 59 20 3
4258 Where do you see yourself in five minutes? 1.3171 0.06693 82 62 14 6
4259 The probability of be struct by a meteor is less than get seasonal flu, and less deadly, don't worry about 1.3171 0.06464 82 61 16 5
4260 I think you’ll have a really bright future here, Matt. 1.3171 0.06227 82 60 18 4
4261 ... really just watch the video I sent you, this meteorite talk is an absolute hoax 1.3171 0.05981 82 59 20 3
4262 Humans went extinct by COVID 19, a meteor extraction is way better. 1.3171 0.06915 82 63 12 7
4263 You got the job! Just sign-" "I think I'm going to go in another direction. 1.3171 0.06464 82 61 16 5
4264 Congratulations! You've successfully exercised your stock option. You're officially a millionaire now 1.3171 0.06227 82 60 18 4
4265 I think June 2020 is going great! What do you think? 1.3171 0.06693 82 62 14 6
4266 You're not "fired," greg, we are all fired. 1.3171 0.05981 82 59 20 3
4267 Yes, it has been unprecedented times but as you can see I haven’t been affected in the least... 1.3171 0.06227 82 60 18 4
4268 These are the upcoming plans for March 2020 and beyond...things look very promising. 1.3171 0.05723 82 58 22 2
4269 Paperwork looks great. Can we sign the life insurance policy electronically? 1.3171 0.05170 82 61 18 3
4270 Haha this story says a meteor is headed here! More fake news. 1.3171 0.05023 82 63 15 4
4271 With our financial plan, you will be able to retire within 5 years! 1.3171 0.06464 82 61 16 5
4272 Greg, we have wonderful news, you've just been promoted to head disaster specialist" "Well sir, I have my first disaster to report... 1.3171 0.06227 82 60 18 4
4273 You know, the economy is booming so it's best to invest now before it's too late. 1.3171 0.06227 82 60 18 4
4274 Sign here, they’ll never know what hit em 1.3171 0.06227 82 60 18 4
4275 And so I’ll tell them that they didn’t leave us any sort of game plan! No warning, couldn’t have seen it coming. Those guys on the other side of Pangea covered a lot of it up! 1.3171 0.05981 82 59 20 3
4276 Go ahead and sign here Ralph. Ya know, this deal won’t last forever AND we aren’t as young as we used to be... 1.3171 0.06227 82 60 18 4
4277 Interviewer: "Where do you see yourself in 5 years?" 1.3171 0.03833 82 67 10 5
4278 Bob you didn't meet your numbers this quarter. It's not the end of the world but you really need to step it up 1.3171 0.06464 82 61 16 5
4279 You’ve set yourself up nicely for retirement. 1.3171 0.05853 82 61 17 4
4280 This post-apocalyptic novel is intriguing, but the premise just isn't quite there yet—it must be something out of this world. 1.3171 0.05981 82 59 20 3
4281 This interview has been great. I think you can start as soon as tomorrow. 1.3171 0.06693 82 62 14 6
4282 Don’t worry, nothing is happening out there, now tell me... when can you start to work with us ? 1.3171 0.06227 82 60 18 4
4283 If this meeting doesn’t happen, we’re done. 1.3171 0.06227 82 60 18 4
4284 Great timing, we expect to have to several positions opening up shortly. 1.3171 0.06464 82 61 16 5
4285 Not in a milion years! 1.3171 0.06693 82 62 14 6
4286 Here, we pride ourselves on our adaptability. 1.3171 0.06464 82 61 16 5
4287 I'm sorry, but with your Crocodilia hips you're just not qualified for this Dinosaurian position. 1.3171 0.06227 82 60 18 4
4288 Why is everyone asking me how to cash out their 401K? 1.3171 0.05981 82 59 20 3
4289 It’s a lot of hype for what’s essentially a rock 1.3171 0.06464 82 61 16 5
4290 Don’t be silly, we’re more likely to be wiped out by a world-wide pandemic than a meteor. 1.3171 0.06464 82 61 16 5
4291 Hey boss, your decision may blow up in your face. 1.3171 0.06464 82 61 16 5
4292 I want to withdraw my 401K. 1.3171 0.06693 82 62 14 6
4293 We survived the Ice Age and Humans. A few space rocks aren’t taking us out. 1.3171 0.05981 82 59 20 3
4294 Roger, you are going to be fired. 1.3171 0.06227 82 60 18 4
4295 It's just some ridiculous legalese stating that in the unlikely event of a meteor strike, your life insurance policy will be cancelled. Bahahaha! Sign here please!" 1.3171 0.05981 82 59 20 3
4296 Fear the meteor? I'm more worried about having to stay in my bunker with the wife and kids while the dust settles. 1.3171 0.05981 82 59 20 3
4297 We have great benefits and provide life insurance to all our constituents! 1.3171 0.06464 82 61 16 5
4298 You have the potential to be a real ball of fire you know... heh heh. 1.3171 0.06464 82 61 16 5
4299 Your resume is straight fire! 1.3171 0.06464 82 61 16 5
4300 We're only hiring for the short term. 1.3171 0.06227 82 60 18 4
4301 We also offer a generous retirement package. 1.3171 0.05723 82 58 22 2
4302 I see a bright future ahead. 1.3171 0.06464 82 61 16 5
4303 Stock futures of oil are up. 1.3171 0.05723 82 58 22 2
4304 We are really cashing$ Yet another day in Paradise! 1.3171 0.06227 82 60 18 4
4305 We've come full circle. 1.3171 0.06693 82 62 14 6
4306 Congrats, your promotion is finally out! 1.3171 0.06227 82 60 18 4
4307 Oh don't worry about that. It's just the humans fighting over "their rights" again! 1.3171 0.06693 82 62 14 6
4308 Please sign at the bottom. No need to date ...the carbon-copy paper uses carbon-14. 1.3171 0.06227 82 60 18 4
4309 Tell me about your five year plan? 1.3171 0.06464 82 61 16 5
4310 Your life insurance does not cover any asteroid impact. 1.3171 0.06464 82 61 16 5
4311 Great news! Your raise went through, effective tomorrow. 1.3171 0.05981 82 59 20 3
4312 Your long-term projections look good. 1.3171 0.06227 82 60 18 4
4313 Very impressive. One more question, where do you see yourself in 5 years? 1.3171 0.05981 82 59 20 3
4314 Yes, if deferred payments works best for you.... 1.3171 0.06464 82 61 16 5
4315 I know the numbers aren't earth shattering- but they're pretty good. 1.3171 0.05981 82 59 20 3
4316 Further, our benefits package includes life insurance 1.3171 0.06464 82 61 16 5
4317 Based on your health I can get you a great deal on life insurance. 1.3171 0.06227 82 60 18 4
4318 ...And, last but not least, there's a lifetime guaranteed extinction clause! 1.3171 0.06227 82 60 18 4
4319 Tell the left-wingers this asteroid thing is a hoax! 1.3171 0.06227 82 60 18 4
4320 So I give her life insurance in the divorce...life insurance! Ha ha ha! 1.3171 0.07337 82 65 8 9
4321 Only a few more seconds, technology amarite? 1.3171 0.05454 82 57 24 1
4322 I always recommend a Force Majeure clause. 1.3171 0.06227 82 60 18 4
4323 If we were to hire you, where do you see yourself in five years? 1.3171 0.05723 82 58 22 2
4324 I think your future with us looks bright. 1.3171 0.06227 82 60 18 4
4325 Remind me—in that old primate saying, what's the opposite of "Not with a whimper"? 1.3171 0.06464 82 61 16 5
4326 Yes,of course there's a golden parachute clause. But it's highly unlikely you'd ever need it. 1.3171 0.06693 82 62 14 6
4327 Of course, we have a lifetime guarantee!!! 1.3171 0.06227 82 60 18 4
4328 Yes, there is rampant disease and calamity in the world, but the stock market is up and I'm absolutely convinced that the future belongs to dinosaurs! 1.3171 0.06915 82 63 12 7
4329 Take my word for it, Stevens...as the most evolved species on the planet, we’re unstoppable. 1.3171 0.06693 82 62 14 6
4330 See you later, alligator.” “I’m a crocodile. And there’s a meteor behind you. 1.3171 0.06693 82 62 14 6
4331 So what exactly makes you think we should have made more provision for climate change? 1.3171 0.06227 82 60 18 4
4332 that story of an approaching meteor is just fake news 1.3171 0.06227 82 60 18 4
4333 Your rates will never go up. 1.3171 0.06227 82 60 18 4
4334 This ending is devastating. 1.3171 0.05723 82 58 22 2
4335 So where do you see yourself in sixty million years? 1.3171 0.06693 82 62 14 6
4336 We have to stop thinking short term.... 1.3171 0.06227 82 60 18 4
4337 I’ve finally attained it. Generational wealth. 1.3171 0.06227 82 60 18 4
4338 Now that the virus worked, I cant think of anything that could possibly stop us! 1.3171 0.06464 82 61 16 5
4339 Absent an existential event, you can take to the bank. 1.3171 0.06464 82 61 16 5
4340 I mean, seriously, what could go wrong? 1.3171 0.05981 82 59 20 3
4341 I like the visuals but no one will buy the mass extinction scenari 1.3171 0.06227 82 60 18 4
4342 Yessiree, this is an unmatched lifetime guarantee! 1.3171 0.06227 82 60 18 4
4343 The mammals just agreed to our hostile takeover of the planet. 1.3171 0.06464 82 61 16 5
4344 C'mon, just sign it. What's wrong, afraid of a long-term commitment? 1.3171 0.05981 82 59 20 3
4345 Yes, there is a triple indemnity for meteors. Why? 1.3171 0.05981 82 59 20 3
4346 You should know... this job is hourly 1.3171 0.05981 82 59 20 3
4347 Sign here, and 2000 shares of oil futures are yours! 1.3171 0.05723 82 58 22 2
4348 You're hired, sign here. 1.3171 0.04713 82 62 17 3
4349 The numbers look great, Walter. Short of a meteor strike, nothing can stop us now. 1.3171 0.06227 82 60 18 4
4350 Where would you like to be in five years? 1.3171 0.05981 82 59 20 3
4351 ...The sky's the limit, Bob... 1.3171 0.06693 82 62 14 6
4352 So...you're covered for fire, flood, everything except meteor strike. But what's the chance of that? 1.3171 0.06227 82 60 18 4
4353 I'm not falling for that old excuse. You still have to pay up by end of the day or you're finished. 1.3171 0.06227 82 60 18 4
4354 A ‘killer asteroid’? Just more fake news. 1.3171 0.07129 82 64 10 8
4355 Just sign here to acknowledge that you might croak while on the job. 1.3171 0.06227 82 60 18 4
4356 Yes, a V-shaped recovery. 1.3171 0.06227 82 60 18 4
4357 So, it would appear, that's your final offer. 1.3171 0.06227 82 60 18 4
4358 Why did you write goodbye letters to me? 1.3171 0.06227 82 60 18 4
4359 No, believe me, this is the perfect time to invest. 1.3171 0.06464 82 61 16 5
4360 It’s a short term engagement. 1.3171 0.05723 82 58 22 2
4361 Where do you see yourself in three to five minutes? 1.3171 0.07129 82 64 10 8
4362 Once again our thick skin & carnivorous diet won out! 1.3171 0.05723 82 58 22 2
4363 Tell me more about your life insurance benefits. 1.3171 0.06227 82 60 18 4
4364 All we need now is your signature here to protect you and your loved ones for years to come! 1.3171 0.05981 82 59 20 3
4365 There you go. I've added "hit by a meteor shower" to the Acts of God list, just initial right here. 1.3171 0.06464 82 61 16 5
4366 Everything looks fine. 1.3171 0.06464 82 61 16 5
4367 How well do you adapt to crisis? 1.3171 0.05723 82 58 22 2
4368 Our pension is absolutely guaranteed. 1.3171 0.06693 82 62 14 6
4369 Now that our meeting is over, let's resist that whole "See you later, alligator; after while, crocodile" routine. 1.3171 0.06227 82 60 18 4
4370 I'm telling you, the sequel will be the biggest thing to hit this town. 1.3171 0.06227 82 60 18 4
4371 Don't worry. The Fed will bail us out. 1.3171 0.05981 82 59 20 3
4372 I'm not worried about masks. I'll be fine. 1.3171 0.05981 82 59 20 3
4373 Your investments are doing great, the economy is strong, and nothing is going to change that. 1.3171 0.05981 82 59 20 3
4374 You’re hired! I want you here extra early just so you get used to your new environment. 1.3171 0.06464 82 61 16 5
4375 Just sign by the “X” and your life insurance policy will be effective. 1.3171 0.05723 82 58 22 2
4376 This is terrific insurance. It covers Everything except natural disasters. 1.3171 0.05981 82 59 20 3
4377 I looked at your resume, and it's a croc! 1.3171 0.06464 82 61 16 5
4378 And our benefits package includes life insurance! 1.3171 0.05981 82 59 20 3
4379 Wow this is a big advance you're asking for 1.3171 0.06915 82 63 12 7
4380 I can't shake the feeling that we are on the verge of a new epoch 1.3171 0.06464 82 61 16 5
4381 Don't look now but here we go again! 1.3171 0.06227 82 60 18 4
4382 Sure, we can get you the extended warranty. 1.3171 0.05723 82 58 22 2
4383 Congratulations Humphreys, the future's never been brighter! 1.3171 0.06227 82 60 18 4
4384 Safety first! 1.3171 0.06464 82 61 16 5
4385 ...and, of course, that includes a lifetime warranty. 1.3171 0.05981 82 59 20 3
4386 After the Bomb, we inherited the Planet and we are invincible. 1.3171 0.06464 82 61 16 5
4387 We're going to be even stronger by Next Year 1.3171 0.05981 82 59 20 3
4388 Working from home is a blessing. No matter what's happening out there, at least we're safe. 1.3171 0.06227 82 60 18 4
4389 And if you sign today, I'll throw in a lifetime supply of prey. 1.3171 0.06693 82 62 14 6
4390 Our research department advises this is a good time to solidify our plans to take over the earth 1.3171 0.06464 82 61 16 5
4391 This insurance policy specifically excludes meteors hitting earth 1.3171 0.05981 82 59 20 3
4392 What's the worse that could happen? Diane Koch Allentown, PA 1.3171 0.06227 82 60 18 4
4393 This contract comes with a lifetime guarantee! 1.3171 0.06464 82 61 16 5
4394 So unless an asteroid hits the earth anytime soon, I figure we’re the ruling species forever! 1.3171 0.05981 82 59 20 3
4395 As far as I‘m concerned this impending extinction thing is just another hoax. 1.3171 0.06464 82 61 16 5
4396 We'll have this paperwork sorted in a flash! 1.3171 0.06227 82 60 18 4
4397 Nah, we're going to rule the world foreve 1.3171 0.06693 82 62 14 6
4398 Our insurance covers everything from meteor to extinction. 1.3171 0.06227 82 60 18 4
4399 You're covered for everything except meteor strikes. 1.3171 0.06464 82 61 16 5
4400 I am sure we will have a bright future together! 1.3171 0.06227 82 60 18 4
4401 Quite a civilization we've built up, no? 1.3171 0.06227 82 60 18 4
4402 Think of it as an opportunity to spread your talons, not the end of the world. 1.3171 0.06227 82 60 18 4
4403 Our competitors are toast. 1.3171 0.06915 82 63 12 7
4404 Hey! When we say no pressure we mean no pressure! Take all the time you need! 1.3171 0.05981 82 64 12 6
4405 Why don't you start by telling me your five-year plan? 1.3171 0.06464 82 61 16 5
4406 Good observation, I’d agree we are at rock bottom 1.3171 0.06227 82 60 18 4
4407 Long term insurance has gotten a bit more pricey lately. 1.3171 0.05723 82 58 22 2
4408 In 15 days we will be back in business! 1.3171 0.06227 82 60 18 4
4409 Face it Croc, you and your kind really feel far more comfortable in swamps. Sign here. 1.3171 0.06915 82 63 12 7
4410 I find I'm much more productive working under a deadline. 1.3171 0.05981 82 59 20 3
4411 I promise you, you’ll never regret this. 1.3171 0.06227 82 60 18 4
4412 So, where do you see yourself in the next 1,000,000 years? 1.3171 0.06693 82 62 14 6
4413 You've chosen a fine time to get into life insurance. 1.3171 0.06227 82 60 18 4
4414 And best of all, our bank is too big to fail! 1.3171 0.06693 82 62 14 6
4415 Yes, it covers giant flaming meteors . Why do you ask? 1.3171 0.06693 82 62 14 6
4416 Great numbers, Rex! I think your future in this company looks bright. 1.3171 0.05723 82 58 22 2
4417 Your resume is impressive, but have you proven an initiative to spot a story? 1.3158 0.06808 76 57 14 5
4418 The Reptile Resources role is to maintain a safe environment at the workplace—Why do you ask?. 1.3140 0.06024 86 63 19 4
4419 Hey, do you want to listen to my podcast? 1.3140 0.06462 86 65 15 6
4420 You'll have a great future here at Raptors Inc ! Welcome aboard! 1.3133 0.06841 83 64 12 7
4421 A one thousand dollar relief to every dinosaur family aught to take care of it. 1.3125 0.07247 80 63 9 8
4422 Thanks, but I don't think we need total coverage insurance at the moment 1.3125 0.06057 80 58 19 3
4423 You know what they say, even a dead lizard can bounce 1.3125 0.06313 80 59 17 4
4424 -So Chief, when is the deadline? 1.3125 0.06057 80 58 19 3
4425 Birds are taking over the business and here is your 30-second notice. 1.3125 0.06057 80 58 19 3
4426 We get kids in here every day saying they’re going to set the world on fire. 1.3125 0.06057 80 58 19 3
4427 I know the timing's not great, Harry, and I'm sorry we have to let you go. But don't worry. I'm certain other opportunities will be coming your way. 1.3125 0.06313 80 59 17 4
4428 Bob, I think a leap from Hall Monitor to Astrophysicist is a little ambitious but we do appreciate your input! 1.3125 0.06559 80 60 15 5
4429 Unfortunately we’re changing providers so can’t offer medical at the moment... 1.3125 0.07025 80 62 11 7
4430 I miss the sewers too. But the above-ground offices aren’t that bad! 1.3125 0.06057 80 58 19 3
4431 So your life insurance policy starts tomorrow.. 1.3125 0.06796 80 61 13 6
4432 unless something goes wrong, you’ve got the job 1.3125 0.06057 80 58 19 3
4433 I mean, I like post-apocalyptic movies, but a live-view of the apocalypse is hard to beat. 1.3125 0.06057 80 58 19 3
4434 You HAVE used Talcum Powder in the last five years? I believe we have a case Mr. Grenouille! 1.3125 0.06057 80 58 19 3
4435 I’m sorry, we’ve had to scale back. Look on the bright side, it’s not the end of the world. 1.3125 0.06057 80 58 19 3
4436 ‘So Harvey, any idea when the next meteor is going to hit this organisation?’ 1.3125 0.06313 80 59 17 4
4437 I really like our monthly meetings Gary. Now, about your review ... I see you as a young me and I'm excited to see where you're headed. 1.3125 0.06057 80 58 19 3
4438 This will save you time. And you know what we say about time. 1.3125 0.06313 80 59 17 4
4439 Now that we’ve conquered the mammals, let’s call our new golden age MCEGA—or Make Cretaceous Era Great Again. 1.3125 0.06796 80 61 13 6
4440 I’m sorry, doomsday screenplays aren’t selling, viral Pandemics are in vogue 1.3125 0.05790 80 57 21 2
4441 Nothing has happened for millions of years, so stop with your foolish fantasy. 1.3125 0.06057 80 58 19 3
4442 Sign here and forget all your earthly troubles" 1.3125 0.06559 80 60 15 5
4443 We think you're the best candidate to help our company evolve. 1.3125 0.06057 80 58 19 3
4444 Unfortunately, your insurance does not cover damage from Acts of God...like an asteroid hitting the earth. - 1.3125 0.06313 80 59 17 4
4445 Might I interest you in a short-term policy 1.3125 0.07025 80 62 11 7
4446 Sign here. A deal like this only comes around once in a million years. 1.3125 0.06313 80 59 17 4
4447 Extinct exschminct! 1.3125 0.06796 80 61 13 6
4448 Well, I'm a sci-fi junkie, and I think your 'The Great Extinction' will be on the best-seller list long after we're gone! 1.3125 0.06796 80 61 13 6
4449 This caption violated the New Yorker rules about glorifying violence. However, the New Yorker has determined that it may be in the public’s interest for the caption to be made accessible. Learn more 1.3125 0.07247 80 63 9 8
4450 I need this done by this afternoon. 1.3125 0.06057 80 58 19 3
4451 I think you'll find our long-range plans to be a sure fire hit. 1.3125 0.06313 80 59 17 4
4452 Make sure all your clients get the meteor insurance policy. We collect the premiums and never pay off .” 1.3125 0.06796 80 61 13 6
4453 And we offer you à ten-year warranty 1.3125 0.06057 80 58 19 3
4454 No the policy doesn't cover an extinction event whatever that is. 1.3125 0.06559 80 60 15 5
4455 The only thing that would screw this deal up is some extinction event. Heh heh!! 1.3125 0.06057 80 58 19 3
4456 We guarantee that your money will be safe with us... 1.3125 0.06559 80 60 15 5
4457 I finally got funding for my horror film about a comet hitting our planet and destroying civilization as we know it!. 1.3125 0.06313 80 59 17 4
4458 I 'm betting we're well positioned for the new normal. 1.3125 0.06313 80 59 17 4
4459 And as fast as he was chosen for the position he was blown from the spotlight by a brighter and more out standing event 1.3125 0.04391 80 60 18 2
4460 Your policy is up to date! You should be good for anything short of... 1.3125 0.06057 80 58 19 3
4461 Just sign here and you'll be set for life. 1.3125 0.07025 80 62 11 7
4462 Bob, I have been doing this for 20 years. If we need a bullet proof Force Majeure clause, it's all over anyway. 1.3125 0.06313 80 59 17 4
4463 We're in this for the long term. 1.3125 0.06057 80 58 19 3
4464 I assure you that this is a smoke free environment where you will feel at home. 1.3125 0.06057 80 58 19 3
4465 I swear, if we dinosaurs don't stop eating gluten, we'll all go extinct before the next ice age. 1.3125 0.06796 80 61 13 6
4466 Ted, as our longest standing employee, we want to thank you for the past 1,000,000 years of hard work. 1.3125 0.06313 80 59 17 4
4467 It's just a formality , sign this eternity clause in the contract. 1.3125 0.05790 80 57 21 2
4468 These pretzels are making me thirsty 1.3111 0.06047 90 67 18 5
4469 Yes, We have Hot and Cold Homo Sapien Lunch options to meet your dietary needs Bob. 1.3103 0.05736 87 63 21 3
4470 In this new seventy million year plan we’re a ball of fire. 1.3103 0.05736 87 63 21 3
4471 And then I found out that all those stories I'd been posting about animals returning to their native habitats were fake. But the asteroid and the UFOs are still real. 1.3103 0.05852 87 66 16 5
4472 This will change the planet, my invention of arm extensions. 1.3086 0.05595 81 60 18 3
4473 Listen Fred, in a few months the economy will be simply booming again. 1.3086 0.06246 81 60 17 4
4474 And here you will find our long-term savings plan . . . 1.3086 0.05731 81 58 21 2
4475 As long as we don’t get struck by a meteor, you got the job! 1.3086 0.05994 81 59 19 3
4476 So, you wanna be a star, kid? 1.3086 0.06722 81 62 13 6
4477 and we offer a very comprehensive health care plan 1.3086 0.06722 81 62 13 6
4478 „Calm down Phil, nobody gets fired!“ 1.3086 0.05994 81 59 19 3
4479 Now tell me how did you survive the COVID-19 1.3086 0.05994 81 59 19 3
4480 The last interview 1.3086 0.06246 81 60 17 4
4481 Barring any unforeseen circumstances it’s safe to say you got the job. 1.3086 0.05864 81 61 16 4
4482 Well done boy, This story is going to make a huge impact. . 1.3086 0.06722 81 62 13 6
4483 We have to let you go. Forecast's say we're going to take a hit. 1.3086 0.06246 81 60 17 4
4484 Excellent news Elizard, the promotion you were expecting all these years...finally! it's yours! 1.3086 0.03575 81 64 14 3
4485 While I can’t sign off on hazard pay, we have an exciting new work-from-home program. 1.3086 0.06246 81 60 17 4
4486 Oh that? Don’t worry, you’ll get used to it. It’s just part of living in the city. 1.3086 0.06246 81 60 17 4
4487 yes dave your resume looks great; my last question for you today is ‘Where do you see yourself in five years?’ 1.3086 0.06489 81 61 15 5
4488 Do I know what a ‘meat-eater’ looks like? My friend, you’re lookin’ at a giant one! 1.3086 0.05994 81 59 19 3
4489 I’m so glad we could agree on a lifetime contract. 1.3086 0.06246 81 60 17 4
4490 Frank, we’ve finally decided to give you that promotion you’ve been asking for! 1.3086 0.06246 81 60 17 4
4491 Sign here Rex, this new acting gig will make you explode like never before. The sun will never stop shining on your career . 1.3086 0.06246 81 60 17 4
4492 Well, obviously, we've got this month's global crisis covered, but we'd love to bring you on next month. 1.3086 0.06489 81 61 15 5
4493 Now let’s talk about your 401k. 1.3086 0.06489 81 61 15 5
4494 Well, there’s never a bad time for a good insurance 1.3086 0.06246 81 60 17 4
4495 Why sir, no, you are not signing your life away. 1.3086 0.06246 81 60 17 4
4496 The world is going to end soon. Do I really need this job? 1.3086 0.05731 81 58 21 2
4497 Tough skin tender heart amiright? 1.3086 0.06722 81 62 13 6
4498 There is great potential in the oil industry 1.3086 0.06489 81 61 15 5
4499 Do you ever get the feeling you’re about to be obliterated out of existence? 1.3086 0.06489 81 61 15 5
4500 So exciting news, due to the current cash flow issues, our policies oblige you to take your vacation days, so your holiday starts right now! 1.3086 0.05731 81 58 21 2
4501 Well, looks like you're finally getting that big refund this year. 1.3086 0.05994 81 59 19 3
4502 So I said to Mavis “Let’s just buy the damn house. I know it’s way over our budget but what could go wrong?” 1.3086 0.06489 81 61 15 5
4503 Got a thick skin? You never know what’s coming your way in this place. 1.3086 0.06489 81 61 15 5
4504 In fact, we are looking for someone to save the day. 1.3086 0.06722 81 62 13 6
4505 Now if you’ll just sign here for the keys... We do also suggest insurance for flood, fire, and general lack of foresight. 1.3086 0.06489 81 61 15 5
4506 How do you feel about having just paid your last home loan installment? Congratulations Sir 1.3086 0.06722 81 62 13 6
4507 This is a once in a lifetime career opportunity Greg. 1.3086 0.05994 81 59 19 3
4508 So, is today a half-day or what? 1.3086 0.06246 81 60 17 4
4509 Did I mention we have matching 401k contributions? 1.3086 0.06246 81 60 17 4
4510 Our insurance even covers rock slides and falling boulders. Isn't that just an amazing deal? 1.3086 0.06246 81 60 17 4
4511 I'm sure that you will have other interviews, it is not the end of the world you know. 1.3086 0.06246 81 60 17 4
4512 Given the state of current events we are only hiring part-time. 1.3086 0.06489 81 61 15 5
4513 I think major threats are behind us. It's safe for us to open lockdowns now. 1.3086 0.06948 81 63 11 7
4514 Oh, don’t worry about that! It will only affect the poor. Your money is safe here. 1.3086 0.06722 81 62 13 6
4515 Congratulations on setting up a comfortable and secure future for you and your family. 1.3086 0.06489 81 61 15 5
4516 Does your employee benefits package include Extinction Coverage? 1.3086 0.06489 81 61 15 5
4517 Looking at your performance review, I think it’s time to talk about your future.... 1.3086 0.06489 81 61 15 5
4518 The movie behind me is based on a true story. It predates humans who destroyed their civilization millions of years ago circa 2020. 1.3086 0.06489 81 61 15 5
4519 Operation: ABORT 🔥 1.3086 0.04173 81 63 15 3
4520 It says here our stocks have gone up since the impending doom caused everyone to panic buy. 1.3086 0.06489 81 61 15 5
4521 2020 is a tough year for humans, sign here and us reptiles can reclaim Earth. 1.3086 0.06722 81 62 13 6
4522 Can you demonstrate survival instincts? 1.3086 0.05994 81 59 19 3
4523 Put in the work and in a couple years, you could be looking at an understudy to the assistant to the vice-T-Rex position. A couple more years and, well, who knows?! 1.3086 0.06722 81 62 13 6
4524 You are an essential worker. 1.3086 0.06246 81 60 17 4
4525 It’s very surprising to see such a short sales forecast from someone with your expertise. 1.3086 0.06489 81 61 15 5
4526 Well I can't say much for extinction insurance's long-term gains, but this quarter's profits have never been higher 1.3086 0.05455 81 57 23 1
4527 What? What are you looking at?” ...”Oh, nothing... 1.3086 0.06948 81 63 11 7
4528 Zooming? Yes, there’ll be a lot of that. 1.3086 0.06489 81 61 15 5
4529 Acts of God are considered double indemnity. 1.3086 0.06722 81 62 13 6
4530 Unlike you, I consider myself more of an optimist 1.3086 0.06246 81 60 17 4
4531 66.000.000 BC is gonna be our year. 1.3086 0.06246 81 60 17 4
4532 Don't worry, this meteor story is just the media causing panic. It will not affect our business 1.3086 0.05731 81 58 21 2
4533 Perhaps you see something I don‘t, Mr. Crocodile, but the future of Manhattan is commercial real estate, not river life. 1.3086 0.05731 81 58 21 2
4534 Your startup has great potential; looking forward to working with you, Henry! 1.3086 0.06246 81 60 17 4
4535 I’m impressed, you’ve really made a meteoric rise through the company 1.3086 0.06489 81 61 15 5
4536 I appreciate the opportunity. What is with the disturbing poster, if you don’t mind me asking? 1.3086 0.06722 81 62 13 6
4537 Well, Stan, I think you have a very bright future here. 1.3086 0.05731 81 58 21 2
4538 Seems like your 64 million year loan has been approved! 1.3086 0.06722 81 62 13 6
4539 People may be freaking out down there, but hey! You’re looking at the worlds first trillionaire! 1.3086 0.06246 81 60 17 4
4540 You never know what’s coming your way. 1.3086 0.05595 81 60 18 3
4541 Oil!? No sorry Bob but we dont see a future in it. 1.3086 0.05994 81 59 19 3
4542 We have an opening for June 2020 1.3086 0.06948 81 63 11 7
4543 So I know you said you could start Monday, but could you maybe start right now? 1.3086 0.05731 81 62 15 4
4544 You know, I put off your promotion until now so that you could learn the value of patience. 1.3086 0.06246 81 60 17 4
4545 ...so if you read the fine print, your stimulus check kicks in postmortem” @lizzynewberr 1.3086 0.06246 81 60 17 4
4546 so this insurance will cover flood, earthquake, fire, and meteors. Just sign here and you'll be fully covered. 1.3086 0.06489 81 61 15 5
4547 Do you have what it takes to reach the top of the food chain? 1.3086 0.06246 81 60 17 4
4548 One thing we’re certain of is the past experience is an accurate predictor of future experience. So the future is looking great! 1.3086 0.06246 81 60 17 4
4549 Fire Umbrella".... what is this Shark Tank 1.3086 0.05994 81 59 19 3
4550 Sign here for your lifetime guarantee... 1.3086 0.06246 81 60 17 4
4551 C'mon, don't give me that look, Dan. It's the *New Normal*! 1.3086 0.05994 81 59 19 3
4552 Well, I’d like to offer you a position now, but since it looks like the worlds about to end, we gotta give it a few weeks 1.3086 0.06489 81 61 15 5
4553 Our projections show 2020 will be a banner year 1.3086 0.06246 81 60 17 4
4554 Otherwise, I can’t see anything stopping us! Can you? 1.3086 0.05994 81 59 19 3
4555 isn't it funny that the reports says we'll be wiped out? Imagine! 1.3086 0.06722 81 62 13 6
4556 Ok, that’s enough for the moment, we’ll let you know. Have a good afternoon! 1.3086 0.06489 81 61 15 5
4557 Well that's about as likely as a meteor striking the city. 1.3086 0.06489 81 61 15 5
4558 Life sure is fragile on this pale blue dot. But with your cold fusion reactor prototype, my company's advanced space program, and worldwide peace across the dinosaur race, we have as bright a future as I can bear to imagine. Welcome to the team. 1.3086 0.06246 81 60 17 4
4559 So tell me,where do you see yourself in 10 years? 1.3086 0.06489 81 61 15 5
4560 We are not hiring unfortunately. The company is about to take a huge hit. 1.3086 0.06246 81 60 17 4
4561 You don't seem too interested in my vision for the company. 1.3086 0.06246 81 60 17 4
4562 Asteroids? Already covered in the policy under force majeure! 1.3086 0.06489 81 61 15 5
4563 Fair enough, the force majeure clause, GONE! 1.3086 0.06489 81 61 15 5
4564 I agree, these climate concerns are highly over-rated. 1.3086 0.06948 81 63 11 7
4565 My news source says it's just a hoax. No worries, the business will be fine. 1.3086 0.06722 81 62 13 6
4566 We've got nothing but time on this one, man. 1.3086 0.06489 81 61 15 5
4567 ...and next quarter's results should be even better. We're on our way to world domination! 1.3086 0.06489 81 61 15 5
4568 Well done! Today's your last day of stress therapy. I'm sure I won't be seeing you any time soon. 1.3086 0.06489 81 61 15 5
4569 I have a feeling second-quarter sales are going to skyrocket. 1.3086 0.05731 81 58 21 2
4570 Flood Insurance,OK,but we don't need asteroid-impact insurance. 1.3086 0.06489 81 61 15 5
4571 It says here,you have good survival instincts. 1.3086 0.05994 81 59 19 3
4572 We've got these Neanderthals right where we want them 1.3086 0.05994 81 59 19 3
4573 This plan will cover everything short of a meteor strike. 1.3086 0.05994 81 59 19 3
4574 So tell me, Frank, if you were to join us, how do you see your future here? 1.3086 0.06246 81 60 17 4
4575 No worries, I've got these meteor showers under control. 1.3086 0.06246 81 60 17 4
4576 The only way you’ll get a raise, is if Hell freezes over! 1.3086 0.05994 81 59 19 3
4577 'Yes, the pay is low but think of the long-term potential of your stock options." 1.3086 0.05994 81 59 19 3
4578 You win. We struck "force majeur." 1.3086 0.04173 81 63 15 3
4579 In addition to dental, our medical plan includes complete hospitalization as well. 1.3086 0.05731 81 58 21 2
4580 C'mon Phil, Trumpasaurus could never win. 1.3086 0.06489 81 61 15 5
4581 With our proprietary software, we've positioned your 401K to virtually eliminate your downside risk. 1.3086 0.06489 81 61 15 5
4582 Just think if that asteroid had hit us 65 milliion years ago! 1.3086 0.06722 81 62 13 6
4583 Trust me Rex, it’s 1,000,000 BC, sign here and the future is ours! 1.3086 0.06722 81 62 13 6
4584 We've been in business for 160 million years, what could go wrong? 1.3086 0.06722 81 62 13 6
4585 Of course, Mr. Godzilla! Just sign here, and we can freeze you immediately in our cryogenics capsule. But I dont get it. We thought you were waiting another ten years. Why the sudden hurry? 1.3086 0.06722 81 62 13 6
4586 ...and the best part - the view from your new office is stunning! 1.3086 0.05994 81 59 19 3
4587 Thanks for coming in. In these uncertain times... 1.3086 0.05994 81 59 19 3
4588 Don’t worry; my people tell me we’ve got it all under control. 1.3086 0.06246 81 60 17 4
4589 Your promotion may be delayed by another 100 million years. 1.3086 0.06489 81 61 15 5
4590 I know it's four years with options, but where are you gonna go? 1.3086 0.06948 81 63 11 7
4591 Fortunately, your portfolio has a strong position in mammal futures. 1.3086 0.05994 81 59 19 3
4592 Well, son, it all happened after the big meteor struck. That pretty much wiped out the humans 1.3086 0.05994 81 59 19 3
4593 Well that’s the paperwork through confirming that we now officially rule the world. 1.3086 0.05994 81 59 19 3
4594 Don’t worry, nothing here is set in stone. 1.3086 0.05994 81 59 19 3
4595 We have it totally under control. It’s one meteor coming in from outer space. It’s going to be just fine. 1.3086 0.06722 81 62 13 6
4596 You won’t get a better offer. 1.3086 0.06489 81 61 15 5
4597 I’ll tell you this for free, Lucille: nobody likes a Debbie Downer. Your column has been a bit, what was the word they used, defeatist lately? 1.3086 0.05994 81 59 19 3
4598 We have this planet sorted, Dave... only a comet could stop us now! 1.3086 0.06489 81 61 15 5
4599 So Rex, why the sudden urge to update your life insurance policy? 1.3086 0.05994 81 59 19 3
4600 ‘Reliable’ is good, but we’re looking for ‘adaptable.’ 1.3086 0.05455 81 57 23 1
4601 Our latest amendment to your policy is coverage from any natural disaster. 1.3086 0.06246 81 60 17 4
4602 Yes, this policy covers you for asteroid damage. Why? 1.3086 0.05994 81 59 19 3
4603 Look, Steve, fixed annuities are some of the safest, long-term investments out there. 1.3086 0.06948 81 63 11 7
4604 Our Dental plan will cover you for life and if I’m lying may a flaming comet strike me dead. 1.3086 0.05994 81 59 19 3
4605 So tell me. What're your professional goals over the next decade? 1.3086 0.06122 81 62 13 5
4606 This policy will give you peace of mind. 1.3086 0.06489 81 61 15 5
4607 Best of all, your compensation is in futures! 1.3086 0.05731 81 58 21 2
4608 The nondisclosure agreement is purely a formality. 1.3086 0.05994 81 59 19 3
4609 Tell me about your evolutionary survival skills. 1.3086 0.06246 81 60 17 4
4610 Welcome to Kodak, glad to have you aboard. 1.3086 0.06722 81 62 13 6
4611 Never bet against fossil fuels. 1.3086 0.05994 81 59 19 3
4612 It says here that we went extinct 65 million years ago. Hey, Mitch, whatcha lookin' at? 1.3086 0.06246 81 60 17 4
4613 You're mine now! It would take an Act of God to void your contract. 1.3086 0.06722 81 62 13 6
4614 I think this has potential. Let’s give it a day or two before we make a final decision. 1.3086 0.06489 81 61 15 5
4615 Human extinction from pandemic taught us how to survive when disaster hits. 1.3086 0.06489 81 61 15 5
4616 ...and we have a fantastic pension plan... 1.3086 0.06489 81 61 15 5
4617 Well, Bob, based on these numbers, your team is on fire. 1.3086 0.05731 81 63 13 5
4618 You can play hardball if you want, but I assure you this is our last, best, and final offer. 1.3086 0.05994 81 59 19 3
4619 Well, your résumé seems to be complete. Is there anything else you'd like to tell us? 1.3086 0.06489 81 61 15 5
4620 Pretty soon all the good jobs will be extinct! 1.3086 0.06489 81 61 15 5
4621 I'm sorry, Jim, but due to factors completely outside of our control, I regret to inform you that today is going to be your last day. 1.3086 0.05994 81 59 19 3
4622 I'm worried about next quarter. 1.3086 0.06246 81 60 17 4
4623 It’s a pretty heady time to be in risk management! 1.3086 0.06489 81 61 15 5
4624 Why so glum? The Dow is up 500 points today! 1.3086 0.05994 81 59 19 3
4625 What risk tolerance should we consider in planning your investment portfolio? 1.3086 0.05994 81 59 19 3
4626 You really should lock in this mortgage rate. Imagine, 30 years under 1%. What could go wrong? 1.3086 0.06489 81 61 15 5
4627 Now that you've joined us, we're looking forward to a bright future. 1.3086 0.06246 81 60 17 4
4628 Okay okay, first month free, but I've added a no-escape clause. 1.3086 0.05994 81 59 19 3
4629 Nobody's ever asked me that before, but I'll say, yeah, okay, death by asteroid is covered. 1.3086 0.06722 81 62 13 6
4630 I know we’ve been around a long time, Sam, but you could get hit by a bus tomorrow. 1.3086 0.06246 81 60 17 4
4631 Yes a term policy is always best, you'll be fully covered 1.3086 0.06489 81 61 15 5
4632 Congratulations! And give us a call if you decide you’d like to Acts of God to your policy. 1.3086 0.06722 81 62 13 6
4633 Extinction Level Event, Marvin. What better time to short the market? 1.3086 0.06489 81 61 15 5
4634 I'm sorry, we just don't need a meteorologist at this time. 1.3086 0.06246 81 60 17 4
4635 We are the masters of all we survey! Nothing can stop us now! 1.3086 0.05994 81 59 19 3
4636 Worried about November? Don’t worry, I got this. 1.3086 0.06722 81 62 13 6
4637 It can't miss! 1.3086 0.06489 81 61 15 5
4638 what will you do, if this world ends today 1.3086 0.05994 81 59 19 3
4639 Catastrophe's right behind me, isn't it? 1.3086 0.05994 81 59 19 3
4640 Don’t worry, your policy covers everything... 1.3086 0.05731 81 58 21 2
4641 I predict a very bright future for you at our firm. 1.3086 0.06489 81 61 15 5
4642 Can you believe these scientists?! 1.3086 0.05994 81 59 19 3
4643 Life Insurance offers peace of mind.... 1.3086 0.05731 81 58 21 2
4644 Oh, that fiery ball in the sky? Absolutely nothing to worry about. 1.3086 0.06246 81 60 17 4
4645 Scientists are meatheads. Why would we follow their lame advice! 1.3086 0.06246 81 60 17 4
4646 It's our manifest destiny to rule the world. 1.3086 0.05994 81 59 19 3
4647 I like it. Let's get on this quick. 1.3086 0.06722 81 62 13 6
4648 Just sign here. You''ll never regret it. 1.3086 0.07167 81 64 9 8
4649 It's called an Act-of-God clause. 1.3086 0.05994 81 59 19 3
4650 m'boy, it's your planet now. 1.3086 0.05994 81 59 19 3
4651 You know, it seems like it's coming from all directions! 1.3086 0.06246 81 60 17 4
4652 They say my corner office has the best views. 1.3086 0.05312 81 59 20 2
4653 Your pea-sized brain is why we want you on the President’s Ice Age Task Force. 1.3086 0.07379 81 65 7 9
4654 I think you'll be impressed with our long term interest rates. 1.3086 0.05013 81 63 14 4
4655 Here is your three year lease contract. Just sign here, then initial here, here and there. 1.3086 0.06246 81 60 17 4
4656 The policy covers asteroids, but not meteoroids. 1.3086 0.06489 81 61 15 5
4657 Of course there is the usual Force Majeure clause. We can skip over that. 1.3086 0.06489 81 61 15 5
4658 Now would be a good time to discuss hazard pay. 1.3086 0.06246 81 60 17 4
4659 For those of us who quarantine our mail for four days, you should extend the contest deadline. 1.3086 0.06246 81 60 17 4
4660 What do you mean, it doesn't matter how you did on the test? 1.3086 0.06722 81 62 13 6
4661 There's nothing to worry about. Your safety is our first priority. 1.3086 0.06246 81 60 17 4
4662 Max, you got it: 1% of the gross, your regular $10 mill salary plus $1 mill up front. Even if you don't make the picture you get the up front. Nothing's ever a sure thing but Max baby, this is. 1.3086 0.06489 81 61 15 5
4663 Ha-ha! So, this scale reader says to me, Stay away from the Chicxulub Crater on your next vacation... So I say, WHAT crater?.. 1.3086 0.06948 81 63 11 7
4664 This insurance policy covers you for any possible eventuality. 1.3086 0.06246 81 60 17 4
4665 Just sign on the dotted line, Liz, and we'll be good to go. 1.3086 0.06246 81 60 17 4
4666 I really hope there are no hard feelings between us. 1.3086 0.05994 81 59 19 3
4667 ...and just sign here that you're declining the extinction insurance. 1.3086 0.06722 81 62 13 6
4668 Definitely should have stayed home and worked remotely. 1.3086 0.06948 81 63 11 7
4669 With this deal you can be rich in ten years. 1.3086 0.06246 81 60 17 4
4670 All you have to do is follow your gut, keep denying everything, don't listen to your staff and you will be here forever. 1.3086 0.07167 81 64 9 8
4671 Sorry but the only way you can get out of this contract is an act of God 1.3086 0.06246 81 60 17 4
4672 This will be a game-changer. 1.3086 0.06489 81 61 15 5
4673 I tell you, we can’t lose. 1.3086 0.05994 81 59 19 3
4674 Third quarter numbers look great, but the fourth quarter will be explosive. 1.3086 0.05994 81 59 19 3
4675 You have to have a thick skin to be in this business. 1.3086 0.06489 81 61 15 5
4676 Just sign right here and you can be sure of a very bright future 1.3086 0.05455 81 62 15 4
4677 This is your life insurance. It covers everything. Even a virus attack. 1.3086 0.06489 81 61 15 5
4678 I'm telling you, Sean - no one ever has enough life insurance. 1.3086 0.06489 81 61 15 5
4679 So this one is in the event you go extinct. 1.3086 0.06489 81 61 15 5
4680 You have a bright future in front of you 1.3086 0.05994 81 59 19 3
4681 Well....This is going to hurt. 1.3086 0.06246 81 60 17 4
4682 With your career trajectory, I don't see anything stopping you from getting to the top! 1.3086 0.06246 81 60 17 4
4683 So you changed your mind and decided to go with our catastrophe insurance policy. 1.3086 0.06246 81 60 17 4
4684 "My offer won't be on the table for long. I advise you to snap it up while you can. 1.3086 0.05994 81 59 19 3
4685 Your meteoric rise has come to an abrupt end. 1.3086 0.05731 81 58 21 2
4686 There's a Force Majeure clause here at the end, but it's mostly pro forma. 1.3086 0.05994 81 59 19 3
4687 And may I ask why you've opted to take an early retirement? 1.3086 0.05994 81 59 19 3
4688 Now, do you have any questions for me? 1.3086 0.06489 81 61 15 5
4689 Basically, you will pay the mortgage until all life on earth dies. Sound good? 1.3086 0.06489 81 61 15 5
4690 So where do you see yourself five millennia from now 1.3086 0.06948 81 63 11 7
4691 Next question: If I got hit my a meteorite could you replace me ? 1.3086 0.06246 81 60 17 4
4692 Don't worry, it's our lucky day! 1.3086 0.05455 81 57 23 1
4693 We'll have go extinct before he drains the swamp. 1.3086 0.05994 81 59 19 3
4694 Absurd! What makes you think now is a good time to invest in fossil fuels? 1.3086 0.05731 81 58 21 2
4695 Nothing can go wrong Steve. It's called "Peace of mind." 1.3086 0.06489 81 61 15 5
4696 Ten years from now they'll still be talking about this deal. 1.3086 0.06246 81 60 17 4
4697 I doubt it, they says history never repeats itself. 1.3086 0.06489 81 61 15 5
4698 What we do it’s pretty much fail safe. 1.3086 0.06246 81 60 17 4
4699 Your problem will soon be eradicated. 1.3086 0.05994 81 59 19 3
4700 ….and if you had 5 seconds left to live, who would you care to share your last moments with? 1.3086 0.06246 81 60 17 4
4701 Nobody can predict the future, but we've been in business for eons. 1.3086 0.05994 81 59 19 3
4702 We've worked our way up the ladder to be the dominant species for all time. 1.3086 0.05994 81 59 19 3
4703 Stop worrying — your money is all in long-term investments. 1.3086 0.05994 81 59 19 3
4704 It’s a transition to greatness. You’re going to see some great numbers in the fourth quarter. 1.3086 0.06948 81 63 11 7
4705 Where do you see yourself in five million years' time? 1.3086 0.05994 81 59 19 3
4706 Our extinction policy assures you'll be very well off for the last twelve minutes." 1.3086 0.06722 81 62 13 6
4707 Sign this contract and I guarantee you'll be set for life. 1.3086 0.05994 81 59 19 3
4708 you know, i really liked your piece. i just think it will really hit big in next month's issue 1.3077 0.06402 78 58 16 4
4709 Oh, don’t worry about the cardboard backdrop. It was from yesterday’s company zoom meeting. 1.3077 0.06136 78 57 18 3
4710 Yeah it’s been a rough start to the year, but I’m optimistic about June! 1.3077 0.06402 78 58 16 4
4711 ''Could you tell us why you wanted to cancel your Life Insurance Policy?'' 1.3077 0.06402 78 58 16 4
4712 Welcome aboard! You start on Monday, sound good? 1.3077 0.05567 78 57 19 2
4713 it's supposed to be the hottest summer on record, we'll make a killing with this new sunscreen. 1.3077 0.06903 78 60 12 6
4714 We need you to start ASAP, the mortuary business is about to skyrocket... it’s just a matter of time 1.3077 0.06402 78 58 16 4
4715 Some days, don’t you feel like you will live forever? 1.3077 0.06136 78 57 18 3
4716 I thought an in-person meeting would be the best use of our time 1.3077 0.05567 78 55 22 1
4717 Congratulations! It’s true when they say homeownership is the best way to create lasting generational wealth. 1.3077 0.06657 78 59 14 5
4718 So I says to him, I says “I’ll pay you a livable wage when great balls of fire fall from the sky!” 1.3077 0.05859 78 56 20 2
4719 Sorry for the mess. I've been meaning to get that window cleaned. 1.3077 0.06402 78 58 16 4
4720 So would you like to begin working on earth on June 2020 or July 2020? 1.3077 0.06402 78 58 16 4
4721 ..so what you don’t receive in salary you more than make up in exposure! 1.3077 0.05859 78 56 20 2
4722 I’m getting a terrible feeling of déjà vu... 1.3077 0.06657 78 59 14 5
4723 The opportunities here are endless. But in order to succeed you’re going to have to lie low. 1.3077 0.05859 78 56 20 2
4724 Are we rewriting your will again ? 1.3077 0.06657 78 59 14 5
4725 Well jerry what do you have to say for yourself?”... “No, comet 1.3077 0.06136 78 57 18 3
4726 I think you'll find that we are adequately following all of the appropriate guidance for the situation at this time. 1.3077 0.06402 78 58 16 4
4727 January 2021: It feels good to be back in the office. 1.3077 0.06402 78 58 16 4
4728 Let's say a meteor came crashing down on us right now. How would you react? 1.3077 0.06402 78 58 16 4
4729 Now is the time for those crocodile tears 1.3077 0.06402 78 58 16 4
4730 Still on for golf this weekend? 1.3077 0.05859 78 56 20 2
4731 „We’ve all had a rough year, Richard. But you know how business works, adapt or die.“ 1.3077 0.06136 78 57 18 3
4732 So, even though you didn’t get the job, look at it this way, something big is going to come your way that will make this whole thing irrelevant. 1.3077 0.06402 78 58 16 4
4733 We’re looking for someone who has a real pulse on what’s happening in the world. 1.3077 0.06402 78 58 16 4
4734 So how do you see your career in the next five years Fred? 1.3077 0.06402 78 58 16 4
4735 That’s my final offer 1.3077 0.06402 78 58 16 4
4736 And best of all, we match retirement funding. 1.3077 0.06136 78 57 18 3
4737 You can never have too much coverage. 1.3077 0.05859 78 56 20 2
4738 Don't worry, it's toughened glass. 1.3077 0.06136 78 57 18 3
4739 ' May an asteroid strike me if it's not legit'. 1.3077 0.06657 78 59 14 5
4740 I was just reading that 65 million years ago all the dinosaurs suddenly went extinct. 1.3077 0.06136 78 57 18 3
4741 I just need your signature on these new oil leases. 1.3077 0.06657 78 59 14 5
4742 Don't worry about the starting salary. The growth potential is huge. 1.3077 0.05859 78 56 20 2
4743 Death is inevitable, Jerry. 1.3077 0.06402 78 58 16 4
4744 Well, to be honest, our short term benefit package isn't quite as generous as the long term one. 1.3077 0.06136 78 57 18 3
4745 So..Here sir.. One final step..Your signature here and you will be the happy owner of a property that will double its value in a near future!!! 1.3077 0.04933 78 58 18 2
4746 Barring any unforeseen circumstances, I see you having a long, successful career at this company. 1.3077 0.06136 78 57 18 3
4747 I’ll send this to the underwriter and in a week you’ll be worth more dead than alive. 1.3077 0.05859 78 56 20 2
4748 I'm just looking for short term employment. 1.3077 0.06136 78 57 18 3
4749 If this works out, the position could become permanent. 1.3077 0.06136 78 57 18 3
4750 Don't worry about me.I'm a survivor 1.3077 0.06657 78 59 14 5
4751 Let me explain the high deductible. 1.3077 0.06657 78 59 14 5
4752 I think it's a real win-win deal we've got here! 1.3077 0.05567 78 55 22 1
4753 You'll see that you have a bright future here. 1.3077 0.05859 78 56 20 2
4754 What are you trying to say? 1.3077 0.06657 78 59 14 5
4755 So where do you think you'll be in the next five years? 1.3077 0.06402 78 58 16 4
4756 Two can play Asteroids" 1.3077 0.06402 78 58 16 4
4757 As you know, our firm remain very bullish on the Cretaceous Period. 1.3077 0.06402 78 58 16 4
4758 I love the script. But I’m not sure I see a sequel here 1.3077 0.06136 78 57 18 3
4759 You have a great future with this company! 1.3077 0.06903 78 60 12 6
4760 Naturally this policy is void in the event of a natural disaster. 1.3077 0.05859 78 56 20 2
4761 . . . and these are the plans that will take our company well into the future. 1.3077 0.06136 78 57 18 3
4762 Trust me. The one-year adjustable is your best choice. 1.3077 0.06136 78 57 18 3
4763 All those years of hard work, late nights at the office and missed birthday parties is finally going to pay off. 1.3077 0.06657 78 59 14 5
4764 Just smile and ignore that meteor, my boy! The stocks are up! 1.3077 0.06903 78 60 12 6
4765 We also have meteor insurance, but I really can't see you needing that. 1.3077 0.05859 78 56 20 2
4766 Just think. This reverse mortgage is gonna make your troubles melt like lemon drops high above the chimney top. 1.3077 0.06136 78 57 18 3
4767 Whats this about Extinction? 1.3077 0.05859 78 56 20 2
4768 Your investment future has a very bright upside. 1.3077 0.06657 78 59 14 5
4769 You can't time the market. 1.3077 0.06136 78 57 18 3
4770 Don't worry about it. Won't be here for another 25, 30 years. 1.3077 0.05567 78 55 22 1
4771 With all the money you've saved, it's time to live like there's no tomorrow 1.3077 0.06402 78 58 16 4
4772 And where do you see yourself in this company in five years? 1.3077 0.06136 78 57 18 3
4773 You’ve joined us at exactly the right time, exactly. We’re poised to transform the world and just think, you’ll be part of that wonderful future. 1.3077 0.05859 78 58 17 3
4774 Based on my research, I predict we’ll be the dominant species for millions of years. 1.3077 0.07140 78 61 10 7
4775 The future depends on what you do today, my dear. Dream as if you will live forever; Live as if you will die today! 1.3077 0.06903 78 60 12 6
4776 The world will talk about this deal in a million years! 1.3077 0.06402 78 58 16 4
4777 You're in luck! Real estate prices are at an all time low! 1.3077 0.05859 78 56 20 2
4778 And, this is the standard clause excluding the results of natural disasters. 1.3077 0.06402 78 58 16 4
4779 In my annual report, I call our success: " Survival of the fittest". 1.3077 0.06402 78 58 16 4
4780 And I think you’ll find, sir, that the fears of ‘black pterodactyl’ events have been greatly exaggerated. 1.3077 0.06657 78 59 14 5
4781 Honestly, it’s a great time to buy. 1.3077 0.06657 78 59 14 5
4782 Then where do you see yourself in two years? 1.3077 0.06657 78 59 14 5
4783 Comet schomet! 1.3059 0.06040 85 63 18 4
4784 Paul to be honest, I don't think we've thought this reenactment through. 1.3038 0.06332 79 59 16 4
4785 I’d like to propose a toast! 1.3038 0.06332 79 59 16 4
4786 Carl closed on those vacant Macy’s stores. He’s buying lunch at Peter Luger. Why wouldn’t we go? 1.3038 0.05797 79 57 20 2
4787 Sign here, and you'll be fully covered! 1.3038 0.06332 79 59 16 4
4788 What more proof do you need? 1.3038 0.06584 79 60 14 5
4789 Let's start on Monday...what could possibly go wrong! 1.3038 0.06584 79 60 14 5
4790 Lizard brains rule! 1.3038 0.06071 79 58 18 3
4791 That we could become extinct is laughable. 1.3038 0.06332 79 59 16 4
4792 If we can close this deal, we'll rule the world to the end of the Cretaceous. 1.3038 0.06071 79 58 18 3
4793 I see nothing but clear skies ahead and I plan to be around for a very long time.... 1.3038 0.06584 79 60 14 5
4794 Yep, contract looks ironclad. Unless, of course, the moon falls out of the sky or something. 1.3038 0.06071 79 58 18 3
4795 I’m not going to lie to you, this business is about to go down in flames. 1.3038 0.05797 79 59 17 3
4796 You can enjoy our unlimited lifetime warranty for a small additional fee. 1.3038 0.06584 79 60 14 5
4797 Actually, do you have a short term policy? 1.3038 0.05510 79 56 22 1
4798 With this covid nonsense finally behind us, I foresee nothing but blue skies ahead! 1.3026 0.06759 76 58 13 5
4799 Don’t pay attention to the forecast - It’s time to get the economy back in order! 1.3026 0.06494 76 57 15 4
4800 Unfortunately we only have short term positions available. 1.3026 0.06218 76 56 17 3
4801 Management says this year is going to be one for the record books.” @blamealan @silkiejone 1.3026 0.06494 76 57 15 4
4802 We’re an up and coming start-up with a lot of potential for the future. 1.3026 0.06759 76 58 13 5
4803 We offer a great 401 k plan 1.3026 0.07014 76 59 11 6
4804 As your financial advisor, I suggest short term investments. 😂 1.3026 0.06218 76 56 17 3
4805 Oh no! Not again!” 1.3026 0.06494 76 57 15 4
4806 I’ve got a bad case of the End Days. 1.3026 0.06218 76 56 17 3
4807 We think the Q4 predictions look great 1.3026 0.06494 76 57 15 4
4808 Finally you are the new CEO. Don’t burn us down to the ground, will you? 1.3026 0.05626 76 54 21 1
4809 The way I see it, if us cold-blooded carnivores stick together, the sky’s the limit! 1.3026 0.06218 76 56 17 3
4810 You will see! Working here will be a blast! 1.3026 0.06494 76 57 15 4
4811 Oh no, the economy! 1.3026 0.06759 76 58 13 5
4812 Here’s the offer letter You have a bright future a head of you 1.3026 0.06218 76 56 17 3
4813 I think we can use this to our advantage. 1.3026 0.06218 76 56 17 3
4814 Welcome to the company! We hope to work with you for many years to come. 1.3026 0.06218 76 56 17 3
4815 Look. This is the hottest deal I can offer. Any hotter and you’d be toast. Hisssshehehe~ 1.3026 0.06759 76 58 13 5
4816 As this report states, we’re doing a tremendous, a very good job at managing the meteor. 1.3026 0.06494 76 57 15 4
4817 Given the circumstances this is the best insurance we can give you 1.3026 0.06759 76 58 13 5
4818 ‘the “new“ normal you say...’ 1.3026 0.06494 76 57 15 4
4819 Don’t be alarmed. We’re just interested in observing your agility. 1.3026 0.06494 76 57 15 4
4820 Not to worry Jim. It’s not the end. 1.3026 0.06759 76 58 13 5
4821 We thrive on disruption 1.3026 0.05929 76 55 19 2
4822 I don’t think we need to seal the deal on the anti aging cream we’ve been discussing 1.3026 0.06759 76 58 13 5
4823 When can you start" 1.3026 0.06494 76 57 15 4
4824 Congratulations, you are hired as a meteorologist. 1.3026 0.06218 76 56 17 3
4825 No, I'm sorry, we don't have any openings for amphibians at the moment. 1.3026 0.06759 76 58 13 5
4826 They say these things go away in April 1.3026 0.06759 76 58 13 5
4827 The consultants need another week to run their models, but the probability appears to be low 1.3026 0.05929 76 55 19 2
4828 Here`s the non-disclosure agreement. We’re good now, right? 1.3026 0.05929 76 55 19 2
4829 Really, the only remaining danger is catching some virus from the mammals. 1.3026 0.06218 76 56 17 3
4830 Barring some catastrophic change, you and your relatives should enjoy eons of worldwide dominance. 1.3026 0.06759 76 58 13 5
4831 Come on Harry . . . don’t be such a pessimist! I know we’ve been part of this Cretaceous gig for 79 million years, but think of where we’ll be 65 million years from now!! 1.3026 0.06218 76 56 17 3
4832 After we are gone there will only be cockroaches, rats and humans left. 1.3026 0.06759 76 58 13 5
4833 Company benefits include paid holidays, sick leave, disability, and a generous death benefit in the unlikely event that you die while working for us here at Perma-Life. 1.3026 0.05929 76 55 19 2
4834 Did you say "distinction" or ... 1.3026 0.05626 76 54 21 1
4835 Enough small talk, now let's discuss your future. 1.3026 0.06494 76 57 15 4
4836 Sign here, it's the deal of a lifetime. 1.3026 0.06218 76 56 17 3
4837 As we like to say at Dinomighty Marketing, every day brings new challenges. Find the way to turn them into opportunities. 1.3026 0.06759 76 58 13 5
4838 Excellent! You’re hired. I see a bright future ahead of you. 1.3026 0.06218 76 56 17 3
4839 Let me recommend adding our extended lifetime warranty. 1.3026 0.05929 76 55 19 2
4840 It’s not the end of the world. Your wife is willing to share custody. 1.3026 0.05626 76 54 21 1
4841 Barring any unforeseen circumstances of course! 1.3026 0.06218 76 56 17 3
4842 Barring any unforeseen circumstances , the job is yours. 1.3026 0.06494 76 57 15 4
4843 And we offer a great pension for your family’s long-term needs. 1.3026 0.06759 76 58 13 5
4844 if you want to add the life time warranty, just sign here... 1.3026 0.05929 76 55 19 2
4845 I want to assure you that we are planning for the long-term health of the company. 1.3026 0.06494 76 57 15 4
4846 with sales like these, nothing is going to stop you from earning that corner office now 1.3026 0.06494 76 57 15 4
4847 Why do I have this feeling that I’m about to be fired! 1.3026 0.06494 76 57 15 4
4848 We take pride in being at the forefront of a new era here. 1.3026 0.06218 76 56 17 3
4849 You shouldn’t worry Al. Your type will probably survive the coming changes better than a guy like me. 1.3026 0.06218 76 56 17 3
4850 No worries. This policy covers every eventuality except certain acts of God! 1.3026 0.06218 76 56 17 3
4851 Are you prone to burnout? 1.3026 0.06218 76 56 17 3
4852 I suggest signing before we and this contract are extinct. 1.3026 0.06218 76 56 17 3
4853 You can trust me. I'm a genius at predicting the future! 1.3026 0.06759 76 58 13 5
4854 Some of our product lines are about to go extinct. 1.3026 0.06494 76 57 15 4
4855 Bill, it’s a furlough, it’s not the end of the world. 1.3026 0.06494 76 57 15 4
4856 I just pasted that in my window to remember how I made a fortune off of the apocolypse. 1.3026 0.07014 76 59 11 6
4857 With your skills on board, I think this is the beginning of a new era. 1.3026 0.06494 76 57 15 4
4858 Honestly, I'm looking for a V-shaped recovery. 1.3026 0.05626 76 54 21 1
4859 This warranty is good for a million years, I guarantee it. 1.3026 0.06494 76 57 15 4
4860 New normal? Working in an actual office again -- wow, it's hard not to feel like a dinosaur. 1.3026 0.06759 76 58 13 5
4861 You’ll sleep better now that you have your estate in order. 1.3026 0.05929 76 55 19 2
4862 Congratulations! You've performed well in survival of the fittest and I see a bright future for you. 1.3026 0.05929 76 55 19 2
4863 Small change—we added an early termination clause to your contract. 1.3026 0.06759 76 58 13 5
4864 Barring the unforeseen, projections look good for the next 65-million years. 1.3026 0.06759 76 58 13 5
4865 Wait, did you say there was a warranty on the car. 1.3026 0.06759 76 58 13 5
4866 You’re gonna have a big impact right off the bat. 1.3026 0.06218 76 56 17 3
4867 I appreciate your concern. Senior leadership will make the meteor a top priority in the next quarter. 1.3026 0.07014 76 59 11 6
4868 Oh we'll be totally fine. I just bought 5 more myself. 1.3026 0.05626 76 54 21 1
4869 Oh, and this clause says the contract isn’t enforceable in the case of a ‘catastrophic event,’ whatever that means.” 1.3026 0.06494 76 57 15 4
4870 Don't worry, it will only kill about 10% of the population. The flu is worse. 1.3026 0.06218 76 56 17 3
4871 Excellent. See you tomorrow at nine! 1.3026 0.06494 76 57 15 4
4872 So, Bill... Do you mind if I call you Bill? 1.3000 0.05737 80 58 20 2
4873 Your policy's approved and just needs your signature. 1.3000 0.06006 80 61 15 4
4874 Thank you Hillary for conspiring with our alien friends to destroy this earth. You truly are a croc! -Donald Trump. 1.3000 0.06264 80 60 16 4
4875 Welcome aboard, I think you’ll start with a bang here! 1.3000 0.06264 80 60 16 4
4876 But we're neither mice nor men, so our plans will be fine. 1.3000 0.06512 80 61 14 5
4877 I love the script Jules, but the fellas at the studio think a disease that could wipe out our species is a little far fetched. Relax baby, it’s not the end of the world. 1.3000 0.06264 80 60 16 4
4878 And you promise me there's room for growth? I'm constantly told this is a dying industry. 1.3000 0.05307 80 59 19 2
4879 Your resume says you’re cold-blooded, but are you selfish enough to make this event about you? 1.2987 0.05566 77 55 21 1
4880 It’ll be an out of this world experience, you won’t regret it. Sign here please. 1.2987 0.06682 77 59 13 5
4881 This is the best deal you’re going to get for that ranch on Grand. 25% down, 40-year fixed. You’ll pay it off before you can say ‘meteor.’ 1.2987 0.06421 77 58 15 4
4882 Just sign here and all shal be over... 1.2987 0.06682 77 59 13 5
4883 It’s in clause 18 right there. Any unforeseen event will be handled individually. Don’t treat it as the end of the world. Now sign. 1.2987 0.06421 77 58 15 4
4884 Oh yeah, that’s my 4 o’clock flaming ball of crap, just sign these & we’ll get you outta here. 1.2987 0.07175 77 61 9 7
4885 No, we don’t have any work from home positions. Fortunately, these are very certain and precedented times. 1.2987 0.06421 77 58 15 4
4886 I'm telling you Tony, the city's ready for this. 1.2987 0.05566 77 55 21 1
4887 We haven't learnt much from our ancestors or have we? 1.2987 0.06421 77 58 15 4
4888 No worris. According to NASA it will safely pass near to Earth. 1.2987 0.05566 77 55 21 1
4889 Sign here and you’ll be driving away in that baby today. 1.2987 0.06421 77 58 15 4
4890 Strength? One of my strengths is to remain calm in stressful situations. 1.2987 0.06149 77 57 17 3
4891 What we’re really looking for here is out-of-this-world talent 1.2987 0.05865 77 56 19 2
4892 I don’t foresee any problems with that upcoming audit sir! 1.2987 0.06149 77 57 17 3
4893 Force Majuere? Hmm...Not sure, I took Spanish. 1.2987 0.06421 77 58 15 4
4894 Yes Carl, titling this submission ‘What’s the Economic Impact?’ is in bad taste 1.2987 0.06009 77 59 14 4
4895 What is your biggest regret, career-wise? 1.2987 0.05865 77 56 19 2
4896 No need to be concerned .... these little hiccups happen ..... tomorrow we'll be a part of something big. . 1.2987 0.06421 77 58 15 4
4897 Everything points to a long horizon for us. 1.2987 0.06421 77 58 15 4
4898 We are thinking of calling it space camp 1.2987 0.06149 77 57 17 3
4899 We’re at the top of the food chain, so nothing can hurt us. 1.2987 0.06421 77 58 15 4
4900 Hey, it’s the natural cycle. You’re born, you go extinct and, in between, if you're smart, you've shorted the market. 1.2987 0.05865 77 56 19 2
4901 Meteor,smeteor This contract has generous increases and runs forever 1.2987 0.06682 77 59 13 5
4902 It’s a monster job. 1.2987 0.06149 77 57 17 3
4903 Great plan. What could possibly go wrong? 1.2987 0.06421 77 58 15 4
4904 Investing is about long term returns. 1.2987 0.06682 77 59 13 5
4905 Anyway, thanks for coming by, but I'm afraid that's all the time we've got. 1.2987 0.06421 77 58 15 4
4906 For you we will drop the "Act of God" exclusion 1.2987 0.06149 77 57 17 3
4907 Think about it Gil - you're an apex predator, your approval ratings are soaring....the sky's the limit! 1.2987 0.06421 77 58 15 4
4908 At Trumpladon financial services we don't believe in meteor strikes. Your financial future is safe in our claws. 1.2987 0.06149 77 57 17 3
4909 I'm telling ya, Al, nothing can stop us now! In another hour, we'll have the world at our feet. 1.2987 0.06682 77 59 13 5
4910 Based on earnings to date, I think we have good grounds for optimism. 1.2987 0.06149 77 57 17 3
4911 ...Any idea what's going to happen to your species? 1.2987 0.05410 77 57 18 2
4912 And our medical and retirement programs are second to none. 1.2987 0.06149 77 57 17 3
4913 I see you're admiring my window. 1.2987 0.06682 77 59 13 5
4914 The insurance policy was intended to be a scam but, due to an oversight in underwriting, actually covers what is about to happen. 1.2987 0.06682 77 59 13 5
4915 ...and we'll send over our team to get rid of those pesky mammals. 1.2987 0.06149 77 57 17 3
4916 I should tell him,but he is just so into this...... 1.2987 0.06421 77 58 15 4
4917 Sign here and your divorce will be finalized. 1.2987 0.06149 77 57 17 3
4918 Forgive me, but I'm legally bound to define force majeure to you. 1.2987 0.06421 77 58 15 4
4919 As I'm sure you're aware, there couldn't be a better time to be in real estate. 1.2987 0.05865 77 56 19 2
4920 I don’t care what your horoscope says, I still don’t think we can change your policy to cover natural disasters. 1.2987 0.06149 77 57 17 3
4921 The impact of this report could render our opposition extinct. 1.2987 0.06149 77 57 17 3
4922 I think you'll find that the life insurance benefits are very generous. 1.2987 0.06421 77 58 15 4
4923 The retirement benefits here are unbelievable. 1.2987 0.06149 77 57 17 3
4924 And if you stay with the company for a long time the stock options really do pay off. 1.2987 0.05717 77 58 16 3
4925 This policy covers everything, and includes an end-of-life clause. 1.2987 0.06149 77 57 17 3
4926 Yeah it’s 80 hours a week but I’ve got my retirement in 2 years and then I’ll really start livin. 1.2987 0.06421 77 58 15 4
4927 I can offer you 0% APR and switching seats. 1.2987 0.06421 77 58 15 4
4928 " No worries for your retirement." 1.2987 0.06421 77 58 15 4
4929 Despite the looming catastrophe, I am happy to tell you that the value of your portfolio has skyrocketed! 1.2987 0.06933 77 60 11 6
4930 And what are your long-term plans with us? 1.2987 0.06682 77 59 13 5
4931 So where do you see yourself in five years? 1.2973 0.07130 74 58 10 6
4932 I wouldn’t worry about any crashes, the economy is solid 1.2973 0.06865 74 57 12 5
4933 The painting just came in. It really looks like a window doesn’t it? 1.2973 0.06590 74 56 14 4
4934 Dinosaur Land first, I am telling you, leaving the Meteorite Agreement was the best decision for us. 1.2973 0.05685 74 53 20 1
4935 They’re calling them ‘Oil Futures’. 1.2973 0.06303 74 55 16 3
4936 As for us, it’s business as usual. 1.2973 0.05685 74 53 20 1
4937 Try to ignore it, the economy is doing great! 1.2973 0.06590 74 56 14 4
4938 And I thought I was in the hot seat ....💭 1.2973 0.06303 74 55 16 3
4939 as you can clearly see in the addendum, we don’t cover mammalian outsourcing. 1.2973 0.06303 74 55 16 3
4940 The air conditioning market is a great investment right now. Those meteor conspiracists are all a bunch of hot air. 1.2973 0.07130 74 58 10 6
4941 I don’t know why anyone thinks office work has gone the way of the dinosaurs. 1.2973 0.05685 74 53 20 1
4942 We are the superior species. Nothing will ever defeat us 1.2973 0.06590 74 56 14 4
4943 Welcome aboard! HR will contact you tomorrow. 1.2973 0.05685 74 53 20 1
4944 Let me give you my banana bread recipe 1.2973 0.06303 74 55 16 3
4945 It’s just a regular rain 1.2973 0.07130 74 58 10 6
4946 Hey Bob, you and the wife going to come watch the pigs fly tonight? 1.2973 0.06590 74 56 14 4
4947 We’ve decided to give you more vacation days 1.2973 0.06303 74 55 16 3
4948 Unfortunatley we are out of cloud space so we will have to fossilize our records 1.2973 0.07130 74 58 10 6
4949 It says here you used to be a prophet. Care to elaborate on that? 1.2973 0.06002 74 54 18 2
4950 It looks like I’ll see you in hell! 1.2973 0.06002 74 54 18 2
4951 My life insurance? 1.2973 0.06303 74 55 16 3
4952 From where I sit, it looks like our families are doomed to extinction. 1.2973 0.06590 74 56 14 4
4953 We've got to start reducing carbon emissions, if only for the next generation. 1.2973 0.06303 74 55 16 3
4954 You have inspired me to finally write my will. Tomorrow it is! 1.2973 0.06590 74 56 14 4
4955 We’ve been giving policyholders peace of mind for 170 million years. 1.2973 0.06590 74 56 14 4
4956 In the unlikely event of a pandemic.... 1.2973 0.06865 74 57 12 5
4957 This deal is rock solid Mr. Rex. It's as solid as the ground we walk on. 1.2973 0.06303 74 55 16 3
4958 And for just a little extra, you can add on our Museum Fossilization Package. 1.2973 0.06303 74 55 16 3
4959 So ... where do you see yourself in say, 20000 years? 1.2973 0.06590 74 56 14 4
4960 Ask yourself where you want to be in five years. 1.2973 0.06002 74 54 18 2
4961 What a great day to be at the top of the food chain! 1.2973 0.06002 74 54 18 2
4962 According to the weather report, summer heat should arrive in full force by July 1.2973 0.06590 74 56 14 4
4963 With your set of skills and our position in the market, you can just forget the impact of disruptive technologies. 1.2973 0.06865 74 57 12 5
4964 i'm having déjà vu right now... 1.2973 0.06590 74 56 14 4
4965 This binding agreement assures your safety until the end of time. 1.2973 0.06590 74 56 14 4
4966 Now, the only thing your policy doesn't cover is damage from flaming space rocks. 1.2973 0.06590 74 56 14 4
4967 It took a while to adapt to that COVID thing, but I think we're finally in a really good place and I can extend you a long term contract. 1.2973 0.06590 74 56 14 4
4968 Welcome! We at The Trump Organization believe you have a bright future here. 1.2973 0.06303 74 55 16 3
4969 And here is our long-term disability plan. 1.2973 0.06303 74 55 16 3
4970 I'm confident the team will be in a better place tomorrow. 1.2973 0.06303 74 55 16 3
4971 Of course, nothing's going to last forever, but this whole life insurance policy will give you the security you need now and leave something for those who remain after you've gone. It's a safe investment, everybody knows. 1.2973 0.06002 74 54 18 2
4972 Other than the asteroids raining fire on our civilization, our fundamentals are sound. 1.2973 0.06590 74 56 14 4
4973 Who knew it'd be so easy to take over? 1.2973 0.06303 74 55 16 3
4974 And they said we would just be a flash in the pan! 1.2973 0.06590 74 56 14 4
4975 If you're hired, the benefits will kick in after only 90 days. 1.2973 0.05685 74 53 20 1
4976 Right back at ya! 1.2973 0.06303 74 57 13 4
4977 Did you say instinct or extinct?" 1.2973 0.06590 74 56 14 4
4978 And I suppose you see yourself in my chair in five years' time? 1.2973 0.06590 74 56 14 4
4979 I’m telling you Frank; this IPO is so hot it’s going to set the market on fire!! 1.2973 0.06002 74 54 18 2
4980 You’ve read half your complimentary articles. You can cancel anytime. 1.2973 0.06590 74 56 14 4
4981 Evolution?! Ha! Fake News! We got this thing down! What’s gonna stop us? The World is ours, baby. Forever! 1.2973 0.06865 74 57 12 5
4982 We're at the top of the food chain Bob, there's nothing that can stop us now. 1.2973 0.06002 74 54 18 2
4983 Yes, I did just do a system reset. Why do you ask? 1.2973 0.06002 74 54 18 2
4984 Don't talk to me about extinction. 1.2973 0.05685 74 53 20 1
4985 I sense a merger. 1.2973 0.06303 74 55 16 3
4986 Trust me, you can only benefit in the long run. 1.2973 0.06002 74 54 18 2
4987 Kim, together, we will change the world. 1.2973 0.06590 74 56 14 4
4988 So, look. I know you might think that time's have changed and all that but, around here at least, in this workplace, no male reptile crosses his legs like that. Got me? Also, there's a flaming ball headed toward us. 1.2973 0.06865 74 57 12 5
4989 Congratulations, Rex. You have achieved tenure. 1.2973 0.06865 74 57 12 5
4990 Sorry, I don't think we need any astronomers on our team. 1.2973 0.06590 74 56 14 4
4991 The smart play is extinction insurance. 1.2973 0.06002 74 54 18 2
4992 My secretary is holding my calls so we won't be distracted. 1.2973 0.06303 74 55 16 3
4993 Have you thought about setting up a 401k? 1.2973 0.05685 74 53 20 1
4994 Who'd a thought 2 degrees made this much of a difference? 1.2973 0.06590 74 56 14 4
4995 Dude!! I’m tellin ya bro: hydroxychloroquine! 1.2973 0.07385 74 59 8 7
4996 Second quarter numbers aren’t quite were we’d like to be, but overall, trending up. Things are starting to look really promising 1.2955 0.05863 88 68 15 5
4997 Mr. President life's so boring here why can't we jump so high to get on an another planet? 1.2955 0.01312 88 71 15 2
4998 You will have a great future in this company! 1.2949 0.06350 78 59 15 4
4999 They say we are dinosaurs, but this deal may have saved us from extinction 1.2949 0.05802 78 57 19 2
5000 So, you think you can handle pressure in this environment? 1.2949 0.06607 78 60 13 5
5001 Sorry, we don’t have any working from home opportunities at the moment, but could be any day now! 1.2949 0.06082 78 58 17 3
5002 so what’s for lunch? 1.2949 0.06350 78 59 15 4
5003 Unfortunately you don't qualify for our healthcare plan 1.2949 0.05802 78 57 19 2
5004 I wanted to talk to you regarding your new zoom background, its a little offensive. 1.2949 0.06350 78 59 15 4
5005 No, you don’t have to be on camera during Zoom meetings. 1.2949 0.04510 78 63 11 4
5006 It says here you can perform well under pressure 1.2949 0.06350 78 59 15 4
5007 Trust me when I say we're literally too big to fail. 1.2949 0.06607 78 60 13 5
5008 And now for something completely different. 1.2949 0.06607 78 60 13 5
5009 We foresee a brilliant future for you here. 1.2949 0.06082 78 58 17 3
5010 Time is running out, just sign. 1.2949 0.06350 78 59 15 4
5011 The salary is low, but we have a great retirement plan. 1.2949 0.06082 78 58 17 3
5012 Hold on a second, the computer does this sometimes. 1.2949 0.05802 78 57 19 2
5013 Trust me. You've timed these investments perfectly! 1.2949 0.06350 78 59 15 4
5014 Gordon, you do realize that, if we win the race to monetize the meteor, we'll own Wall Street. 1.2949 0.06082 78 58 17 3
5015 Why? What could go wrong with a long-term contract? 1.2949 0.05944 78 60 14 4
5016 Now, let’s fossilize beneficiaries. 1.2949 0.05802 78 57 19 2
5017 Last quarter was killer, but future growth is uncertain. 1.2949 0.06082 78 58 17 3
5018 The premium is so low because the actuary tables tell me you should live at least another 300 years. 1.2949 0.06350 78 59 15 4
5019 Can you work a few extra hours tomorrow? 1.2949 0.06082 78 58 17 3
5020 Fourth Quarter? Huuuge! 1.2949 0.06350 78 59 15 4
5021 ...and we'll pay you full salary and health insurance for up to two years in the event of another one of those cataclysmic events. 1.2949 0.06350 78 59 15 4
5022 This 5-year plan really rocks - let's go with it! 1.2949 0.05508 78 56 21 1
5023 Sign the order now. The delivery speed will blow you away. 1.2949 0.06350 78 59 15 4
5024 So, where do you see yourself in 5 ye— 1.2949 0.06350 78 59 15 4
5025 I have a gut feeling it won't be so bad. 1.2949 0.06607 78 60 13 5
5026 Ultimately we’re looking for someone who stays calm under pressure... 1.2933 0.06514 75 57 14 4
5027 I don't have a lot of time but trust me, 72% APR is a great deal. 1.2933 0.06785 75 58 12 5
5028 How are your PowerPoint skills? 1.2933 0.06785 75 58 12 5
5029 Im telling you, this NDA is the only thing that will give you a fresh start, so whaddyasay? 1.2933 0.06231 75 55 16 3
5030 My advice is: buy the dip. 1.2933 0.06785 75 58 12 5
5031 I’m not wasting my money on extinction insurance! Are you kidding me? 1.2933 0.06514 75 57 14 4
5032 So Bill- Bill? You look like you’ve just seen your ghost! 1.2933 0.06514 75 57 14 4
5033 You're here in our office? Look, I know old habits die hard but we need to accept the new normal. So, stay professional while working from home. 1.2933 0.05935 75 55 18 2
5034 The asteroid safety training video should be sufficient for your role” 1.2933 0.06514 75 57 14 4
5035 Anyway, I hate all this... 1.2933 0.05935 75 55 18 2
5036 We’re only hiring highly educated, low wage workers right now. 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
5037 I suspect this will be a long and fruitful relationship. 1.2933 0.06514 75 57 14 4
5038 A few minutes until extinction - do you have any final words? 1.2933 0.05935 75 55 18 2
5039 Today's conference is going to blow everyone away. 1.2933 0.06785 75 58 12 5
5040 So will you be able to join from tomorrow? 1.2933 0.05935 75 55 18 2
5041 So just sign at the bottom and your life insurance policy is all set. 1.2933 0.06514 75 57 14 4
5042 Welcome to the good place" 1.2933 0.06514 75 57 14 4
5043 Relaaax! Life is one big illusion! 1.2933 0.05935 75 55 18 2
5044 Future generations will recall with splendor our advanced civilization! 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
5045 Want to get lunch in ten? Heard there’s a good show outside. 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
5046 I've been through all your case and frankly, it's going to be hard to get out of this one... 1.2933 0.05935 75 55 18 2
5047 I hate to be the bearer of bad news Ron but we’re gonna be downsizing. 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
5048 I admit that you have a bright and intense future, my friend 1.2933 0.06785 75 58 12 5
5049 How can we monetize extinction? 1.2933 0.07045 75 59 10 6
5050 It won't affect your bonus. 1.2933 0.06514 75 57 14 4
5051 Congratulations! You successfully got all your finances in order. Let’s talk about what’s next.... 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
5052 Came here to submit my papers, but I guess it’s the last day for the both of us! 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
5053 Thanks for coming in today! Here is where you can sign your life away 1.2933 0.05935 75 55 18 2
5054 .....You are hired! Say hello to your new life. When can you start?. 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
5055 Caption : THE NEW NORMAL 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
5056 I don't see any reason why this wouldn't be a long and prosperous business arrangement. 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
5057 I'm sorry, but fossil fuels are the future 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
5058 The new habitants 1.2933 0.05935 75 55 18 2
5059 And also! Your raise comes with tenure. 1.2933 0.05935 75 55 18 2
5060 Look, Brian, the way I see it, I can sit around in this dead-end job, or I can follow my dream to become the first dinosaur in space. 1.2933 0.07296 75 60 8 7
5061 Godzilla Godzilla Godzilla...Seriously Joe, annihilation takes a village. 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
5062 Looks like you're well positioned for whatever hits the market. 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
5063 And our health insurance package is meteoric. 1.2933 0.05935 75 55 18 2
5064 Don't worry, this deal will assure our future, what could go wrong? Peter Funk NYC 1.2933 0.05935 75 55 18 2
5065 Nothing is as solid as "in perpetuity"; that's why we included it. 1.2933 0.05935 75 55 18 2
5066 How well do you handle change? We’re hoping the huge fiery asteroid won’t affect our margins 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
5067 Would you like to add a 'catastrophe rider' to your policy? 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
5068 You'll make a killing. It's waterfront on the Gulf. 1.2933 0.05935 75 55 18 2
5069 We specialize in long term investment strategies - our children should be better off than we are, as we look optimistically ahead to the future! 1.2933 0.06084 75 58 13 4
5070 So you're saying you've lived through more natural disasters than I have. That's a bit arrogant, don't you think? 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
5071 Now, let’s take a look at your long-term strategy. 1.2933 0.06785 75 58 12 5
5072 The good news is that our sales on toilet paper went up by 734%... 1.2933 0.06514 75 57 14 4
5073 You’re not gonna’ believe me when I tell you what’s next. 1.2933 0.06514 75 57 14 4
5074 We're really hoping you can start RIGHT away. 1.2933 0.06514 75 57 14 4
5075 Ain't gonna happen Fred,no way! 1.2933 0.05935 75 55 18 2
5076 Have you considered getting into the oil business? 1.2933 0.05935 75 55 18 2
5077 Oh, just ignore it. I like the numbers being where they are. 1.2933 0.07296 75 60 8 7
5078 They'll know what hit em. 1.2933 0.06514 75 57 14 4
5079 At Acme Corporation, our ideas are never extinct. 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
5080 I didn’t imagine we would be back so soon!! 1.2933 0.06514 75 57 14 4
5081 And our million year predictions are rock solid 1.2933 0.05623 75 54 20 1
5082 It does look bad but financial experts agree you should always buy the dips! 1.2933 0.06785 75 58 12 5
5083 Sure, the policy is a bit pricey, but it protects you against any darn thing you can possibly imagine. 1.2933 0.06514 75 57 14 4
5084 Welcome aboard Cretaceous Holdings, Mr. Rex. I see a very bright future ahead for you. 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
5085 Guess we’ll just kick it old school on this one. 1.2933 0.06514 75 57 14 4
5086 With earnings estimates like these, what could go wrong? 1.2933 0.06514 75 57 14 4
5087 Be careful what you wish for 1.2933 0.07045 75 59 10 6
5088 Can you tell me about a time that you had to multi-task during an apocalypse? 1.2933 0.05623 75 54 20 1
5089 There is a bright future for you in our Company; just sign here ! 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
5090 Your future is bright with an evolving company like ours. 1.2933 0.06785 75 58 12 5
5091 We liked your ideas about the mammal situation. 1.2933 0.06514 75 57 14 4
5092 By gum, they said it couldn't be done! We've finally achieved world peace! 1.2933 0.05935 75 55 18 2
5093 Congratulations! I trust your family will enjoy this property for generations to come. 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
5094 Look, Duane, we gotta move on the Velociraptor deal pronto. Who knows when we'll get another chance? 1.2933 0.06514 75 57 14 4
5095 You may not be smiling, but that glint in your eyes tells me you know this deal will be explosive. 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
5096 On behalf of my colleagues, we're looking forward to a bright future together. 1.2933 0.06514 75 57 14 4
5097 I think it is the perfect time to invest in fossil fuels 1.2933 0.06514 75 57 14 4
5098 As much as we've evolved, extinction lurks around the corner. 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
5099 We're particularly interested in your ability to think strategically. 1.2933 0.06231 75 56 16 3
5100 All good here. I'm going golfing. 1.2933 0.06514 75 57 14 4
5101 If you play your cards right, I see no reason why you cannot get to my position within a couple years 1.2933 0.05935 75 55 18 2
5102 You'll fit right in, we're the top here as you know and after all, all we do is eat. 1.2927 0.06132 82 62 16 4
5103 That’s MISTER Bezos to you. 1.2923 0.06837 65 49 13 3
5104 - "So, I think the best is to let people go outside and start reopening the businesses" 1.2917 0.06976 72 56 11 5
5105 My wife thinks we're going on vacation next week, but I never booked it. Call it a gut feeling. 1.2917 0.06390 72 54 15 3
5106 I strongly recommend it as a long-term investment. 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
5107 Putting in all those extra hours really paid off. 1.2917 0.06390 72 54 15 3
5108 I see that you specialize in conspiracy theory debunking. 1.2917 0.06976 72 56 11 5
5109 Just remember, most humans still think that lizard people are a hoax 1.2917 0.07251 72 57 9 6
5110 We should definitely go bearish on my retirement portfolio, Daniel. 1.2917 0.06076 72 53 17 2
5111 Ha, can you believe all this talk about global warming 1.2917 0.06076 72 53 17 2
5112 Where do you see yourself and 35,000 years? 1.2917 0.06076 72 53 17 2
5113 Let’s try this again... 1.2917 0.06390 72 54 15 3
5114 I know you’ve been tired of fluff pieces and I finally found something meatier... 1.2917 0.05745 72 52 19 1
5115 Don't worry about the asteroid- tell me how's the economy handling it? 1.2917 0.07251 72 57 9 6
5116 This merger will solidify our place in the annals of history, Fred! We’ll be remembered as captains of industry! 1.2917 0.06076 72 53 17 2
5117 Well.. It just doesn't align with our company vision for the next ten years 1.2917 0.06390 72 54 15 3
5118 I don't know, Johnny, how can I stay 6 feet away from others with these short arms. 1.2917 0.06076 72 53 17 2
5119 Finally we can give you that long awaited promotion 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
5120 I see a bright future ahead of you. Very bright. 1.2917 0.06976 72 56 11 5
5121 Obviously we'll be going at this Apocalypse as an equitable collective. 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
5122 You’re hired! Barring some unforeseen circumstance... 1.2917 0.06076 72 53 17 2
5123 Just sign here and you’re set for life 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
5124 sir, please understand we prioritize long term growth 1.2917 0.06076 72 53 17 2
5125 ...And we offer a generous benefits package that kicks in after your first 90 days. 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
5126 We offer the best life insurance. 1.2917 0.06390 72 54 15 3
5127 Now, do you have anything you’d like to ask me? 1.2917 0.06390 72 54 15 3
5128 Well, firing me is not the worst thing that’s about to happen 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
5129 So here's the contract for Summer 2020 1.2917 0.06976 72 56 11 5
5130 I don't see any problem getting this approved barring a cataclysmic event. 1.2917 0.06076 72 53 17 2
5131 The stock market is strong, corporate taxes are down — I’m feeling really bullish about the Jurassic Era. 1.2917 0.06076 72 53 17 2
5132 No way, Grok! We’re in for a V-shaped recovery here…the DINO index will be back over 29,000 by Reptilian Rights Day! 1.2917 0.07251 72 57 9 6
5133 Like I always say, I'll stay at this firm if it kills me. 1.2917 0.06390 72 54 15 3
5134 Sign now you idiot, before I blow my cool! 1.2917 0.05745 72 52 19 1
5135 At your age a half a million dollars of term life insurance for five hundred a month is a steal! 1.2917 0.06235 72 56 12 4
5136 Ever feel like life is just rushing at you? 1.2917 0.06976 72 56 11 5
5137 Don't worry, this deal will keep your family rich for millions of years. 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
5138 So, where do you see yourself five eras from now? 1.2917 0.06390 72 54 15 3
5139 Yeah, but future news will report that the giant asteroid did NOT destroy us, so let’s move on. 1.2917 0.05745 72 52 19 1
5140 This one can’t miss. 1.2917 0.06390 72 54 15 3
5141 Our models are forecasting clear skies 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
5142 It's taken eons, but I feel we're set for world domination." 1.2917 0.06390 72 54 15 3
5143 The stock market is going to crash soon... 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
5144 What can I say? It's a hot economy. I just don't see any positions opening up soon. 1.2917 0.06076 72 53 17 2
5145 This whole life insurance policy will ensure the stability of your progeny for generations. Trust me. 1.2917 0.06976 72 56 11 5
5146 And, of course, we pay out double for any natural catastrophe. 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
5147 Coronavirus, Shmonavirus. It took us 200 million years and now we're on top. Nothing's going to stop us now! 1.2917 0.06390 72 54 15 3
5148 We're certainly not risking extinction as the guys who were here before - are we? 1.2917 0.06390 72 54 15 3
5149 It says here your were last employed 65 million years ago.” 1.2917 0.06076 72 53 17 2
5150 Our Most Comprehensive Life Insurance Policy—Full Coverage For Everything, Except In The Event Of A Massive Asteroid Strike 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
5151 HR lost your new hire packet. Can you start tomorrow instead? 1.2917 0.06076 72 53 17 2
5152 We've had an amazing 165 million years, and we look forward to you joining us for the next 165 million. 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
5153 Just sign now and you'll get the bonus at the end of the quarter. 1.2917 0.05745 72 52 19 1
5154 We do have a discounted plan,but you have to sign up today. 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
5155 We have zero tolerance if you get closer than six feet. 1.2917 0.06390 72 54 15 3
5156 Great decision, sir! You know that there's never been a better time to buy life insurance? 1.2917 0.06076 72 53 17 2
5157 ...and then I was like, 'Raptor? I hardly know her!' and uh... say, what's the matter, babe? I was only joking... 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
5158 What kind of name is “COVID” for a meteor? 1.2917 0.05745 72 52 19 1
5159 I have a good deal on some swamp land in Florida 1.2917 0.06390 72 54 15 3
5160 Maybe we should have colonized some other planet. 1.2917 0.07251 72 57 9 6
5161 Good news-statistically covid-19 won’t kill you. 1.2917 0.06976 72 56 11 5
5162 It's what they call a force majeure clause. Just fine print, really. 1.2917 0.06390 72 54 15 3
5163 We're looking for someone with real foresight, who sees what the future holds and can plan accordingly 1.2917 0.06390 72 54 15 3
5164 Here it is, babe.. the deal of a lifetime! What could go wrong?" 1.2917 0.06076 72 53 17 2
5165 I’m telling you, Mark, you and your family will be enjoying this Mexican time share for years to come. 1.2917 0.06390 72 54 15 3
5166 Your best work yet. They won’t know what hit ‘em. 1.2917 0.05745 72 52 19 1
5167 Unfortunately, we did not find your proposal for an asteroid impact protection system to have any practical value. We need to direct tax dollars to only the most beneficial projects. 1.2917 0.06976 72 56 11 5
5168 Don’t worry. The syndication rights will go on forever. 1.2917 0.06076 72 53 17 2
5169 Just sign here. I do need to remind you that past performance is no guarantee of future results 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
5170 It’s called ‘Facebook’. Like I said, Harold, opportunities like these come only once every 65 million years. 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
5171 From your lips to God's ears. 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
5172 This is only a short term assignment. 1.2917 0.05745 72 52 19 1
5173 Love your article. But do you really think extinction is predestined? 1.2917 0.06390 72 54 15 3
5174 Nice weather we've been having recently 1.2917 0.06390 72 54 15 3
5175 Just sign it. What could go wrong? 1.2917 0.06390 72 54 15 3
5176 Realistically we appear right on target 1.2917 0.06076 72 53 17 2
5177 The all-mammal diet-- talk about impactful, baby! 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
5178 you know how hard it is to get proper lumbar support? i have spikes all over my dang back, nathan, i cant just- yes i have tried memory foam you oaf. 1.2917 0.06390 72 54 15 3
5179 No idea why, but you are getting this property at a fire sale price. 1.2917 0.06390 72 54 15 3
5180 Would you say you're cold-blooded? 1.2917 0.06689 72 55 13 4
5181 Ok, Phillip, let’s talk about your future with the firm. 1.2917 0.06076 72 53 17 2
5182 So Jim, where do you see yourself 5 years from now? 1.2917 0.05745 72 52 19 1
5183 The projections for next year don't look so good. 1.2917 0.06390 72 54 15 3
5184 Trash your doubts on this assignment, Craig. No one dared to outflank Dinosoft Limited’s projects for the past 56 Jurassic years. 1.2917 0.06390 72 54 15 3
5185 Well Leonard, I think I can say with confidence that we've truly built a dynasty for the ages. 1.2917 0.06390 72 54 15 3
5186 We'll be putting your savings into a portfolio of airline, cruise ship, and oil investments. 1.2917 0.07516 72 58 7 7
5187 Based on your tests, you are cured and can look forward to a very bright future. 1.2917 0.06390 72 54 15 3
5188 Darwin didn't think we could make a comeback. I want to hire you knowing you reject the notion of the 'impossible". 1.2917 0.05745 72 52 19 1
5189 Don't worry.It's unbreakable glass. 1.2917 0.06390 72 54 15 3
5190 Welcome to some of the best years of your life. 1.2911 0.05740 79 58 19 2
5191 Long term investments may be safer, but if a big catastrophe were to strike, the whole world would be propelled forward to the stone age and we'd be no better than the monkeys. 1.2911 0.06534 79 61 13 5
5192 And now let’s talk about the retirement plan. 1.2911 0.04089 79 63 13 3
5193 I think you would be better off with a shorter amortization. 1.2911 0.06016 79 59 17 3
5194 I'm sorry, we have to eradicate your position to allow for future growth. 1.2911 0.06534 79 61 13 5
5195 If this isn't the best possible deal for you, may I be ....... 1.2911 0.06016 79 59 17 3
5196 Barring some catastrophe, I feel you'll be great evolving with out company. 1.2911 0.05740 79 58 19 2
5197 Don’t worry, you’re safe in here. 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
5198 So your job will be developing strategies to destroy the meteor headed toward Earth.........it’s right behind me isn’t it..... 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
5199 You'll see, we're THIS close to blowing up! You won't regret it 1.2877 0.06006 73 54 17 2
5200 I’m telling you Bob, just put everything you’ve got into gold” 1.2877 0.05680 73 59 10 4
5201 So your insurance coverage doesn't kick in until after you have been with us for six months. It's an industry standard. 1.2877 0.06006 73 54 17 2
5202 Al, here are some tips on how to practice mindfulness. You’ll be a lot calmer if you stay in the present. 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
5203 Listen Rex, I don’t understand why you’re so frustrated about this. I know you wanted to take the day off today but you know how it is during Q1. It’s not the end of the world, just take a vacation at the end of the month. 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
5204 So, when you will be able to start? 1.2877 0.06006 73 54 17 2
5205 Well, I told you that eventually we would take over the world again. 1.2877 0.06006 73 54 17 2
5206 I think we should release the photos and get ahead of the scandal 1.2877 0.06609 73 56 13 4
5207 don't worry about covid 19. Black swan, once in a lifetime deal... 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
5208 And that’s how I made my first billion off tax payers 1.2877 0.06891 73 57 11 5
5209 This isn't the first crisis this world has faced. We will be here long after this stupid virus. Trust me. 1.2877 0.06891 73 57 11 5
5210 Now that the paperwork is complete, let me grab the keys to your brand-new, fully fortified apocalypse bunker 1.2877 0.06891 73 57 11 5
5211 As you can see Mr. Alligator, we have been scaling our business up for the past year which has led to a meteoric rise in profits! 1.2877 0.06891 73 57 11 5
5212 TBH, as you can see, our business is on the brink of mass extinction. 1.2877 0.06006 73 54 17 2
5213 As I told you at the start of this job interview, everything in this company is about to change. 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
5214 So we don’t have any placements for destroying the city right now. I’m sure you understand, but as soon as this virus is over we’ll be in touch! 1.2877 0.06609 73 56 13 4
5215 George, in precarious times like these we need people like you to scale. 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
5216 Sign here. After that we can launch our own new brand. The humansaurs won't know what hit them 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
5217 later alligator 1.2877 0.06464 73 58 10 5
5218 Soooo, can we take off these costumes now? 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
5219 I recommend this short-Term Life policy. 1.2877 0.06006 73 54 17 2
5220 I appreciate your ideas of investing more into digital but I and the rest of management believe it to be passing fad. 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
5221 Sorry, we don't cover pre-existing conditions 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
5222 Where did you get this idea that a celestial object will cause our extinction? 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
5223 so you want to look like Kim Kardashian? 1.2877 0.06891 73 57 11 5
5224 We beat that virus, everything us great now 1.2877 0.06891 73 57 11 5
5225 Our competitors put the ‘ass’ in Jurassic. 1.2877 0.06891 73 57 11 5
5226 Just initial here to acknowledge the meteor strike exclusion in your policy. 1.2877 0.06609 73 56 13 4
5227 Need a thousand words on Stephen Miller. 1.2877 0.06609 73 56 13 4
5228 The guy down the block is a shark. Go figure. 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
5229 We certainly pride ourselves on giving our customers the best service. I look forward to working with you for years to come! 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
5230 In order to complete your claim, you need to speak with a claims specialist. We are experiencing a high volume of calls at this time and all specialists are busy with other customers. You must call back this week. 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
5231 NOW THAT OUR TIME IS LIMITED, LET'S USE WHAT'S LEFT OF IT TO FIGURE OUT THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN US TWO 1.2877 0.06609 73 56 13 4
5232 If you just sign right here, we will reserve your spot on the Jurassic Ark. 1.2877 0.06891 73 57 11 5
5233 I thought we were the New World! 1.2877 0.06609 73 56 13 4
5234 Just stop, I'll give you whatever you want for that cheap place 65 millions years away 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
5235 I must say I feel like master of the universe these days. 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
5236 The previous species abandoned the office habitat so we moved in. Coffee and snacks are around the corner. 1.2877 0.06891 73 57 11 5
5237 So I texted back that it didn't work and they said a replacement is on the way, no questions asked. 1.2877 0.05335 73 57 14 2
5238 Sorry I don't see the need for catastrophe insurance 1.2877 0.06609 73 56 13 4
5239 I’m anticipating an evolutionary change very soon with this one. 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
5240 Your first instinct was right. Always talk to a fiduciary before announcing you won the lottery. 1.2877 0.06609 73 56 13 4
5241 You say our days are numbered? 1.2877 0.06162 73 57 12 4
5242 Don't worry, everything will be fine. 1.2877 0.06891 73 57 11 5
5243 Meteor, Shmeteor it’s just a bit of cosmic dust! 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
5244 Relax, it's planned obsolescence. 1.2877 0.06006 73 54 17 2
5245 Sign at the "X" to enlist in the Space Force 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
5246 So he says to him, 'Not meteor-meat eater..." 1.2877 0.06609 73 56 13 4
5247 So, where do you see yourself in 50,000 years? 1.2877 0.06315 73 55 15 3
5248 Your grandchildren are going to thank you. 1.2877 0.06006 73 54 17 2
5249 ..Come on, eye in the sky rumors.. 1.2875 0.05952 80 60 17 3
5250 Take the deal - live to fight another day. 1.2857 0.05043 70 54 14 2
5251 So in terms of life insurance, I’m thinking an upfront investment would be the best approach 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
5252 I’ll be honest with you, this job is gonna be extinct a few years from now. 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
5253 And finally, we are encouraging all employees to vote by mail this year... 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
5254 ...you're going to love casual Fridays. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
5255 Could you explain in more detail how you thrive under pressure? Give examples if you can 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
5256 I loved the ending, all that imaginary asteroid stuff was great — it felt so real. 1.2857 0.05807 70 51 18 1
5257 You young people are always in such a hurry to advance. Believe me, there’s plenty of time! 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
5258 Well Richard, we have been looking forward to having you on the team now for a few years. But as they say ‘Better late than never!’ 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
5259 Hungry? I’ll have my assistant send in the clowns. We can snack while we finalize the paperwork. 1.2857 0.03607 70 56 12 2
5260 Well it's just your standard contract, Mr. Hadrosaur, but if you'd like to go over the fine details, by all means! I'll give you all the time in the world! 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
5261 Business this days,pretty crazy ,i feel as if the market was right about to explode. 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
5262 Give me one minute to finish this task and we can go for lunch break .... I’m craving a salad today 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
5263 Properties never been a safer investement 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
5264 There’s a force majeure clause in every contract. It’s a “just in case” kind of thing. 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
5265 Mr President, sir. We might have a crisis on our hands." "I'm the best crisis manager ever. I can do the biggest crisis. 1.2857 0.07091 70 55 10 5
5266 And what’s your plan to get us to scale 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
5267 What do you offer in terms of life insurance? 1.2857 0.05807 70 51 18 1
5268 --Hope you don't mind about the low starting pay but it's not the end of the world, you know. 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
5269 Don't worry, Chuck. The latest data says there's really small chance of a disaster coming our way soon. 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
5270 So, what are your hobbies outside of work? 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
5271 Deals to be found if you don’t believe in #meteorgate 1.2857 0.07091 70 55 10 5
5272 May I propose a travel insurance as well? 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
5273 We have an opening in our energy division. Where do you see yourself in 50 million years? . 1.2857 0.05807 70 51 18 1
5274 Now that’s what I would call a conspiracy theory. 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
5275 We understand you want to go home due to the end of times, but since we already paid you for the day.... 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
5276 I really think 2020 is going to be our year! 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
5277 So we’re thinking it’s time to make a comeback... 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
5278 Fantastic work! You won the New Yorker Caption Contest! Keep an eye out for your published caption, it'll appear in our issue on June 22, 2020. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
5279 I don't think I'll be needing the job after all 1.2857 0.07091 70 55 10 5
5280 It takes thick skin to survive what’s thrown at you around here, how well do you manage change? 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
5281 And where do you see yourself in 10 years, Fred 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
5282 I hope you’ll consider reapplying to this position next year 1.2857 0.05807 70 51 18 1
5283 So when exactly would my healthcare plan start? First of the month or . . . ? 1.2857 0.05438 70 50 20 0
5284 Don’t worry. I hear we’re not real anyway. 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
5285 Your new life insurance policy goes into effect on Monday. Go home and enjoy the weekend. I hear it's going to be a scorcher! 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
5286 I know it’s pricey but there isn’t a thing on earth this policy doesn’t cover. 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
5287 Environment Crisis Management? That seems like a silly career path, does't it? 1.2857 0.07091 70 55 10 5
5288 No, no, no it’s just a furlough. We’d love to have you back once all this blows over. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
5289 Your first job is to find us masks 1.2857 0.05626 70 53 15 2
5290 Sign here, interest rates will never be this low again. 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
5291 Let’s just be clear here that the Act of God clause only covers events outside of HUMAN control. 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
5292 Yes, I'm sure it's all very important...I just don't think an asteroid redirect mission is going to get me re-elected. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
5293 My last loaf of sourdough turned out AMAZING. 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
5294 You’ll work for exposure, right? 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
5295 Remind me again, is it see you later or after ‘while? 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
5296 Extinct species? Yeah right. 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
5297 Tell us, how could you contribute to this job role? 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
5298 Can you start next Monday? 1.2857 0.05807 70 51 18 1
5299 We’re back in business with humans, let’s save ‘em from killing themselves this time. 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
5300 look it’s beautifully written but the theme? I don’t know. The end of the world? C’mon that’s so 2020 1.2857 0.05807 70 51 18 1
5301 What can you bring to this company that we have not seen yet? 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
5302 Great stuff Terry, let's talk Monday. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
5303 Yes boss... 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
5304 I'm going to need you to go ahead and come in on Saturday, m'kay? 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
5305 If you could just sign here before we get started 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
5306 Herb, I really don't see anyway we can get out of this next Zoom meeting with the Internal Audit department... 1.2857 0.05807 70 51 18 1
5307 Mr.alligator, looks like you aren't buying a word I said. This meeting is at an end. See you lat.... 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
5308 Congratulations, you’re pre approved. The cave in the Upper East side is destined to be yours! 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
5309 Oh my! I should have taken Chloroquine by the morning! 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
5310 Quite right, I didn’t get where I am today by facing the window.. 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
5311 Just then, Henry looked out the window and said “I feel fine” 1.2857 0.07091 70 55 10 5
5312 Tell me three things you learned about yourself during lockdown. Take some time to think. 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
5313 I believe one of my greatest strengths is putting out fires. 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
5314 I've got to say Bill, your sales numbers are to die for this month 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
5315 Now, before you destroy the south side of town I’m going to need you to fill out some liability forms 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
5316 We’re looking at a great quarter here 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
5317 No, I don't think we need species insurance. We've been around for a million years and I don't think we'll go extinct any time soon. 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
5318 So, how would you end the world? 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
5319 This presentation will be astronomical! Explosive! Out of this world! 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
5320 Damn...here I thought today was going to be the day...but not THE day. 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
5321 « I know I gained eight pounds during the lockdown but it’s not the end of the world. » 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
5322 I mean, at this present moment we have to get sales up... 1.2857 0.03308 70 53 17 0
5323 It's only temporary 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
5324 Its time! 1.2857 0.05807 70 51 18 1
5325 Sign your life away, right here 1.2857 0.05807 70 51 18 1
5326 I know changing my office background is a little more expensive, but it’s how I express myself, Marsha. 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
5327 You make a good deal by signing with us, this day will be marked with a white stone in your career plan 1.2857 0.05807 70 51 18 1
5328 What is your greatest strength?” “I’m very observant. 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
5329 Just sign here and this company and untold millions will all be yours... assuming nothing major gets in the way” 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
5330 Can we not work from home? 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
5331 Well... Mr. Fox said it is clearly a hoax! 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
5332 I hear they are thinking of re-opening the economy. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
5333 Yes, our company IS very supportive of toxic masculinity! 1.2857 0.04615 70 54 15 1
5334 I have good news and bad news for you. The bad news is that we will have to lay you off, but the good news is that you won't be needing now a job anyways. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
5335 You’re getting one week severance pay for every year of service Jinx, should last you a good twenty years. 1.2857 0.05043 70 54 14 2
5336 Okay, but how are the benefits? 1.2857 0.07091 70 55 10 5
5337 Welcome to the team. Now let's set the world on fire! 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
5338 So what would you say your greatest weakness is? 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
5339 Tell the mass it's a shooting star 1.2857 0.05982 70 54 13 3
5340 .. and if you just work hard enough, one day this view could be yours. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
5341 This is a serious matter - was there a business purpose to the scale scrubbing you expensed at the spa last week? 1.2857 0.07091 70 55 10 5
5342 Look Linda, I know you don’t like the idea of relocating but you really must consider earth. Lots of open space, very quiet. The last inhabitants left behind quite a mess but it’s ours for the taking. Talk to Bob and the kids. 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
5343 You know, some believe it’ll be a disease that wipes out life on our planet. 1.2857 0.07091 70 55 10 5
5344 These are unprecedented times, but I'm glad to see you focusing on the economy 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
5345 I have to say this is one of the most acrimonious divorces I have seen in my career. But once you sign here, it’ll all end and you will finally be free! 1.2857 0.07091 70 55 10 5
5346 We love to see a candidate with lots of forward-thinking ideas 1.2857 0.05438 70 50 20 0
5347 We’ll call it... ExxonMobil 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
5348 Oh, no! This is going to destroy the economy. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
5349 ‘9th Plague of Egypt’ has been filled, but we’ll call you if another position opens up. 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
5350 I’ve got a good feeling about your new role here in the Futures Department 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
5351 You smell something burning? 1.2857 0.05807 70 51 18 1
5352 We are very impressed with your immersive augmented reality solutions, John. Now how do we take off those integrated headsets? 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
5353 Lesson learnt from 2 months ago: Me keeping calm during the 'crisis' while the asteroid strikes 1.2857 0.04615 70 58 8 4
5354 I can feel it! Something big is coming, Paul! 2020 is going to be my year! 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
5355 Sign here and it will be fine for the next ten years 1.2857 0.05807 70 51 18 1
5356 We just don’t have room for that kind of growth at the moment 1.2857 0.05438 70 50 20 0
5357 actually, do you know what...screw you and your f’ing job! 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
5358 This isn’t how I remember lizard people of New York 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
5359 If you think it’s bad out there you should see these quarterly projections 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
5360 Well, can you start now? 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
5361 So where do you see yourself 5 years down the line? 1.2857 0.05807 70 51 18 1
5362 Looks like 2020 A.D is going to extinct by an asteroid name COVID , reportd say any time it can hit. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
5363 So you quit to finally start enjoying your life I see 1.2857 0.07091 70 55 10 5
5364 Well.. in other news.. 1.2857 0.06319 70 55 11 4
5365 There’s so much meteoric potential in this job, you won’t know what hit you. 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
5366 The future is looking bright for both of us 1.2857 0.05807 70 51 18 1
5367 So, we don’t really do the whole face mask thing around here. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
5368 We’ve been cutting a little from the budget now and then, but nothing we couldn’t recover by end of year, promise... 1.2857 0.06366 77 59 14 4
5369 What’s it gunna take to tip the scales here. 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
5370 We have an amazing work-from-bunker policy! 1.2857 0.07091 70 55 10 5
5371 You should buy while it’s still a secret.. In a couple of years the place is gonna explode in value... And prices? through the roof! 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
5372 Congratulations! you are pregnant! 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
5373 Do you plan to settle here? Meteors here are amazing! 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
5374 And we offer very attractive stock options. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
5375 The numbers look great. This company has an amazing future! 1.2857 0.05982 70 54 13 3
5376 Your CV says you’re a perceptive forward thinker, can you give me an example? 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
5377 Yes, I’m sure I want to short the clean energy market 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
5378 ....and we will require you to complete a 90-day probationary period before your benefits kick in. 1.2857 0.05438 70 50 20 0
5379 No one saw it coming 1.2857 0.05807 70 51 18 1
5380 I told Sue from accounting the only thing that’ll be meteoric is the 4th quarter. 1.2857 0.05807 70 51 18 1
5381 It’s finally happening, Fred. Everything we had hoped for. 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
5382 Duck 1.2857 0.07091 70 55 10 5
5383 I predict you will have a very bright future. 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
5384 Good new Jim, the boss finally approved your promotion! 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
5385 Woo-hoo, the economy's back. — What? 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
5386 Forget it! Fox News says it’s just another hoax. 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
5387 The market’s never been hotter. 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
5388 I've landed us quite the acting gig in the afterlife. 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
5389 Yes. all of our units have comet-proof glass. 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
5390 There's no better day than today for a life insurance policy. 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
5391 Sign right here and I'll make you a Star. 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
5392 Phil, I know the market is going down in flames, but trust me, you gotta think long-term. 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
5393 ...and before you head off to retirement, you need to sign these papers attesting to your termination 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
5394 Trust me. Long-term this is going to be great! 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
5395 Honestly, your predictions of impeding doom are a bit unrealistic. 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
5396 And our offer comes with a lifetime employment guarantee. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
5397 Just sign it! It's not like the world's coming to an end tomorrow. 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
5398 I have the same policy. It covers everything under the sun. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
5399 This whole “planet destruction” thing is a hoax. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
5400 ...And your greatest strength? 1.2857 0.07091 70 55 10 5
5401 And I think we'll have a great last quarter. 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
5402 Feel free to sleep on it. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
5403 Quick, sign this after death life insurance policy! 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
5404 Is it just me, Mr Lizard, or this merger is giving you hot flashes of excitement as well? 1.2857 0.07091 70 55 10 5
5405 Would you like 30 year terms with this loan? 1.2857 0.05807 70 51 18 1
5406 I get fire, flood and earthquake. But insurance against “other”? 1.2857 0.07091 70 55 10 5
5407 Something's about to blow up, and I hope it includes the work you're handing me 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
5408 So your contract will be good through the rest of 2020... 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
5409 Tell me more George, about this fiery eyeball vision you have in mind. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
5410 How do you like my dooms day back drop? I think it gives a sense of power . Don't you Rex? 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
5411 Now I gotta tell you lizard to lizard your performance is subpar. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
5412 There goes my retirement plan, John. 1.2857 0.07091 70 55 10 5
5413 I'm afraid we don't have any openings for apex predators right now. 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
5414 Dude get out of here you’re gonna die 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
5415 Futures are through the roof! 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
5416 I heard something about it, but it's fake news. 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
5417 After this, there will be no daylight between us. 1.2857 0.07091 70 55 10 5
5418 Let me explain the part about force majeure ... 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
5419 This is only a temporary position. Let’s see what happens. 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
5420 Our prehistoric business relationship makes this deal practically foolproof. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
5421 Looks like your last day. 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
5422 On second thought...you can keep the severance. 1.2857 0.07091 70 55 10 5
5423 And the contract even has a force majeure clause as added protection. 1.2857 0.05807 70 55 12 3
5424 Please sign this to finalize your life insurance contract 1.2857 0.05807 70 51 18 1
5425 Sign now, this could be gone tomorrow. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
5426 Don't worry; it's only a short-term contract. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
5427 So, that’s what the job is. Do you have any questions? 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
5428 No rush to sign now - - tomorrow is another day 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
5429 It’s been a while Mr. Crocodile... 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
5430 So,how do you see yourself five years from now? 1.2857 0.07091 70 55 10 5
5431 Unless the world ends, this is a great severance agreement 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
5432 Well, we've had a good run. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
5433 And you'll be happy to note that we have added the non-extinction clause. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
5434 This strategy here will guarantee that your business passes down to your kids, your grand kids, and then their kids. Life is good, no? 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
5435 As you can see, our valuation is skyrocketing. 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
5436 Those were different times. It’s only fools who pigeon-hole us today as Mesozoic dunderheads that just knuckle under to some random meteor and die! 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
5437 Of course, . . . it’s a No Risk contract! 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
5438 Mammals won't know what hit them. 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
5439 I just don’t see myself working here over the long haul. You? 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
5440 Sorry we cannot save you 10 percent on car insurance you will have to look to the gecko for that. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
5441 Your resume looks great. You can have the whole second floor now that the humans have gone extinct. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
5442 Fun for THEM to go extinct for a change! 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
5443 You can count on continued growth well into your retirement! 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
5444 You see, in the long run, markets always grow... 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
5445 Your policy does not included business interruption 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
5446 Our company can guarantee a meteoric rise in your career. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
5447 Thanks to our size and speed we are on the verge of world domination, nothing can stop us now. 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
5448 COACH wants your decision NOW. 1.2857 0.05807 70 51 18 1
5449 Welcome aboard, Hopkins! I wish you a long an happy career here. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
5450 I'm sorry but I cant accept your "WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE" Proposition. 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
5451 Oy gevalt? 1.2857 0.06639 70 56 9 5
5452 Just sign here and I will release the frozen assets. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
5453 Really Steven, I thought you’d be more excited about our offer. 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
5454 I don't see any risks whatsoever. 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
5455 Finally, we have reached a consensus that the main danger is global warming. 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
5456 We've just blocked financial institution reform that would've been the end of the world as we know it. 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
5457 Okay,so you sign right here,and you get unlimited rotten chicken and all the humans you can eat,and I get a big commission! 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
5458 We made it to the top, thanks to our herd immunity. 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
5459 As you requested. I've added extinction protection to your policy. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
5460 I recommend the 30 year fixed income rate 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
5461 How does it feel to know that you're finally retiring tomorrow? 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
5462 I’m starting to think it was a mistake firing that guy. 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
5463 This covers everything under the sun except for those so-called 'acts of God,' but how likely is that? 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
5464 Bob, Bob . . . really, I'm not tryin' to pressure you, but trust me, the window on this deal is closing rapidly. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
5465 What to you think of our new Mission Statement? 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
5466 Long-term goals, that's how we roll. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
5467 The swamp is drained, nothing to worry about. 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
5468 We'll see who gets the last laugh. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
5469 What do you see yourself doing 100 years from now? 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
5470 Mark my words. Climate change is a hoax. 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
5471 Relax, no meteors in this part of the world. 1.2857 0.05807 70 51 18 1
5472 Ignore the asteroid. It's a hoax. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
5473 And now your policy protects you absolutely from all pandemics. What is there to worry about? 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
5474 Deadlines, schmeadlines- The time to act is now. 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
5475 Just sign here and you're all set. You're gonna love the view from your new home. 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
5476 And our forecasts show uninhibited growth over any relevant time horizon! 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
5477 A killer asteroid? That’s fake news! 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
5478 With this deal we will live like oil barons! 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
5479 Ali, I'd rather die from a flaming meteor then renew your contract. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
5480 You'll not find a better deal in a million years. 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
5481 So, what's next on your agenda? 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
5482 Your life insurance papers are all ready to sign. With respect to your question about "an act of god", let me think for a minute to find a good example... 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
5483 I've decided to take a pass on the death and dismemberment rider. 1.2857 0.05807 70 51 18 1
5484 I’ll be honest, I never thought I’d convince you to sell at that price... 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
5485 They say the resume is becoming extinct. 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
5486 And then Legal inserted this insane extinction clause. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
5487 Extinction? Never given it a thought 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
5488 All that talk about us becoming extinct? That will no more happen than us being struck by a meteor. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
5489 We expect a strong recovery in the fourth quarter. 1.2857 0.05807 70 51 18 1
5490 Well, I guess we will be seeing each other very soon. 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
5491 Think blue skies, thought showers, and our unlimited future. 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
5492 So, where do you see yourself in five years? submitted by Linda Sanders 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
5493 This bull market ain't never gonna end. 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
5494 Well, forget this contract. Looks like we are all about to die. 1.2857 0.07091 70 55 10 5
5495 You've got full coverage and shouldn't have a care in the world. 1.2857 0.07091 70 55 10 5
5496 Things will return to normal soon. 1.2857 0.07091 70 55 10 5
5497 We have an excellent early retirement plan. 1.2857 0.06153 70 54 13 3
5498 I think I will have the comet pizza. 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
5499 This time we have insurance 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
5500 Extinction is a hoax. What do you think that something is going to fall from sky and wipe us out? 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
5501 Sorry to fire you, but look on the bright side: tomorrow is another day! 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
5502 Happy days are here again! 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
5503 Your contract contains a bonus, effective upon signing, that will take you a lifetime to spend it all! 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
5504 Why yes, I do see a bright future for all of us here, why do you ask? 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
5505 Frank, I can't think of anything worse than missing out on long term growth. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
5506 Not you too, Marvin, with that asteroid baloney! Sure, I'm in for a small wager. 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
5507 As you can see, this policy covers all kinds of natural disasters! 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
5508 Yes sirree...our species will live forever! 1.2857 0.07091 70 55 10 5
5509 You know, you should smile more. 1.2857 0.05438 70 55 12 3
5510 I'm telling you. This will be the hottest thing ever! 1.2857 0.04142 70 52 18 0
5511 Our insurance covers everything, including extinction. 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
5512 And we offer a comprehensive life insurance policy. 1.2857 0.05807 70 51 18 1
5513 I’was working for scale & then it hit me, file for disability. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
5514 We have a generous benefit plan. Guaranteed health and retirement for life, except in case of natural disaster. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
5515 Looks like there's a Plan B if this interview is a flop. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
5516 Failure? It's like the chance of a meteor hitting us. 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
5517 Let me quickly change my answer on five year plans. 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
5518 Great news - your test results are back and you should live to be 300. 1.2857 0.07091 70 55 10 5
5519 At six percent interest, what have you got to lose? 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
5520 You’re a pretty cool dude. You don’t seem to care that I just fired you! 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
5521 We made out hugely on the sale and tomorrow this property won’t be worth much. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
5522 And that finalizes your new Life Insurance policy. 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
5523 Our insurance covers everything, except for acts of God. 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
5524 I'm not worried. Trumpasauras Rex says it's a mammalian hoax. 1.2857 0.07377 70 56 8 6
5525 Trust me, you've got a rock solid future in this company. 1.2857 0.05807 70 51 18 1
5526 By signing here you release us of any accidental mishap, but don't worry, that never happens. 1.2857 0.05807 70 51 18 1
5527 What do you want to be in your next life? 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
5528 Congratulations! You are now a cinematic franchise! 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
5529 We need a campaign with real IMPACT 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
5530 This will protects your family in any event. 1.2857 0.05807 70 51 18 1
5531 As CEO I'll know exactly when my end is near. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
5532 Dear me, if it's that urgent, I'll need a written report." 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
5533 Looks like history is going to repeat itself....just when I found my own chair 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
5534 I hope you can see why this has to be my final offer. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
5535 I don't know - I just have a funny feeling we don't need to work on our long term goals. 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
5536 we live in unprecedented times! 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
5537 Perhaps you'd like a closer look at our prospectus. 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
5538 Have you read the newspaper? Humans are also bored in quarantine! 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
5539 We've omitted the force majeure clause, but otherwise it's quite standard 1.2857 0.05807 70 51 18 1
5540 Where do you see yourself five minutes from now? 1.2857 0.07091 70 55 10 5
5541 With you finally making partner and all, I think this is going to be one hell of a year for all of us son. 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
5542 So, how do you feel about the Great Leader's dismissal of the astronomers' warnings? 1.2857 0.07091 70 55 10 5
5543 This is my last and final offer; we're a little short on time here! 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
5544 For long term investments I recommend... 1.2857 0.05807 70 51 18 1
5545 I can see you have a bright future with this company. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
5546 We're back! 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
5547 Don’t look now but I think we’re about to become extinct- again. 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
5548 Before I pay this invoice, I'd like to take a moment. 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
5549 I'll be honest with you, Mr. Rex. I wouldn't hire you if this was our last day on earth. 1.2857 0.05807 70 51 18 1
5550 I assure you that this will be a “lights out “deal! 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
5551 I recommend a fossil fuel heavy portfolio! 1.2857 0.07091 70 55 10 5
5552 Once we get past this virus that's been killing us we should be home free. 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
5553 I'm thinking Thai for lunch, but tell 'em to make it spicy this time. I want a firebomb, none of that decrepit bat meat shit." 1.2857 0.07091 70 55 10 5
5554 Just sign here and there's absolutely nothing that could possibly go wrong. 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
5555 You couldn't ask for a sweeter deal. Guaranteed lifetime employment. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
5556 The humans sure wasted a lot of time on something called FaceBook 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
5557 Not to worry. You wan’t have to pay unless it’s force majeur. 1.2857 0.05807 70 51 18 1
5558 Trumposaurus said we have nothing to worry about. 1.2857 0.07091 70 55 10 5
5559 Yes this contract will be guaranteed for the rest of your life. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
5560 No one else has ever agreed to read my novel before. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
5561 We're hoping you can help us move our data management system to the fossil record. 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
5562 So your pitch on this Jurassic Park film seems a bit of a stretch. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
5563 It's in a great location; plenty of sunshine, and no tar pits! 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
5564 It pays out for any catastrophic event. After a 30 day waiting period of course. 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
5565 I have a feeling your luck is about to change. 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
5566 Just sign here to make everything final. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
5567 We're projecting at least a 7% growth rate for our profits over the next three quarters. 1.2857 0.05438 70 50 20 0
5568 How's life in your sewer? 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
5569 You mean those furry little varmints? Yeah, that'll be the day! 1.2857 0.05807 70 51 18 1
5570 And all of our products are fully recyclable so that future generations will remember us as being intelligent and caring towards our environment. 1.2857 0.07091 70 55 10 5
5571 And what are your long-term career goals? 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
5572 Someone told me I could save 15%. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
5573 Of course there's a force majeure clause. Why do you ask? 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
5574 I'll tell ya, there's no greater threat to main street than over-regulation! 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
5575 We want you to do a thorough investigation about the traitorous roomers about an existential threat of having the earth struck by an asteroid before the end of July. Please get back with me before I take my vacation on Friday, Jun... 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
5576 I love the rosy forecasts. What's your confidence level? 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
5577 If this isn’t the best offer around May fire rain from the sky.” 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
5578 Just one more signature, and your coverage starts at midnight. 1.2857 0.05807 70 51 18 1
5579 Who worries about global warming? We thrive on global warming! Now, a meteor impact, now that's another thing. 1.2857 0.07091 70 55 10 5
5580 I can see your point, but what could be the odds of a second extinction by a meteorite. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
5581 Irregardless" is not a word, Paul 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
5582 Smithers, your secretary says here that you're a predator. What have you got to say for yourself? 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
5583 There was a 1% chance I'd become head of the firm, and now look at me! 1.2857 0.05438 70 50 20 0
5584 We'll pay you at scale barring any unforeseen events. 1.2857 0.07091 70 55 10 5
5585 It’s the best time to get life insurance now with it being meteor season. 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
5586 Once you sign this agreement, we will dominate the planet for eternity. 1.2857 0.05438 70 50 20 0
5587 Rest easy, Mike. You're on-board forever. Good until management sells out. Or, the last dinosaur roams the planet. 1.2857 0.07091 70 55 10 5
5588 It may kill us all, but we have a plan for keeping the business open. 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
5589 If I'm lying to you may a meteor come crashing down on me. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
5590 Let's go out in a blaze of glory. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
5591 Listen. We're just looking to go in a different direction. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
5592 Usually we don't hire temps, but under the circumstances ... 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
5593 This deal guarantees our future is very bright. 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
5594 Why were you just singing 'Goodness, gracious, great balls of fire'? 1.2857 0.07091 70 55 10 5
5595 Stocks are always a great investment! Look to the future or you'll resemble our little hairy friends. 1.2857 0.06481 70 53 14 3
5596 So, what's your ten million year plan? 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
5597 May I interest you with our life insurance policy?" 1.2857 0.05807 70 51 18 1
5598 I'm afraid your position is being phased out. 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
5599 Can you believe the run of good luck we rich and scaly people have enjoyed! 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
5600 I recommend catastrophic insurance coverage." 1.2857 0.06153 70 52 16 2
5601 In this section we have your beneficiaries, Allí and Gator. 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
5602 I strongly recommend declining the meteor insurance. 1.2857 0.06793 70 54 12 4
5603 Welcome to News Corp! 1.2857 0.05807 70 51 18 1
5604 What kind of mutant you see yourself becoming after this meteor crash? For instance, i will become a godzilla 1.2838 0.06241 74 56 15 3
5605 I'm only doing this interview so I can continue getting the extra $600 a week in unemployment. 1.2838 0.06808 74 58 11 5
5606 And for only 50 bucks more, it comes with a 5 year warranty! 1.2838 0.05937 74 55 17 2
5607 I see a new reality show: "Nasty, Brutish, and Short." 1.2838 0.06808 74 58 11 5
5608 Stu, it’s COMPOUND interest 1.2838 0.05937 74 55 17 2
5609 sorry, not much use for pool crocs since the asteroid destroyed Earth. We do have some temp positions scaring tourists on Alpha Ceti 5? 1.2838 0.06241 74 56 15 3
5610 It's a new food delivery service. They guarantee piping hot meals in 5 minutes or less. 1.2838 0.06531 74 57 13 4
5611 No, right now’s out. How about never — is never good for you?” 1.2838 0.06808 74 58 11 5
5612 You'd be replacing an old fossil we had to let go. 1.2838 0.06531 74 57 13 4
5613 Now, when can you report for work? 1.2836 0.06660 67 51 13 3
5614 I totally think taking the medicine was worth it! 1.2821 0.06294 78 62 11 5
5615 So then Rex says “Meatier? Dang near killed her!” 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
5616 I'm sorry Joe, you ain't a alligator. You're a crocodile. 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
5617 #youwillbeworkingintokyothisweek 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
5618 Mark my words Steven, 5 years from now, it’ll all be about the economies of scale 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
5619 Oh, don't worry, it's just a little rock!" - said Bolsosaur 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
5620 Well we can’t give you hazard pay because it’s safe to go outside now 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
5621 The deal sounds fine, but how about including asteroids in the force majeure clause" @aman7v your turn : 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
5622 Thank God for the quarantine! I could finally shed my skin to see my true colors once again! 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
5623 Let’s take a look....I can take the heat. 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
5624 I’ve got one word for you, Melvin: hoax. 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
5625 So, your application says you speak French. Let’s continue the conversation en francais, oui? 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
5626 They say the chances are infinitesimal. 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
5627 I'm worried about the Corona Virus also. 1.2817 0.07002 71 56 10 5
5628 The art of closing the deal, even as the end is nigh. 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
5629 Look I'm impressed by your application but I just don't think you have the right attitude for the job. 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
5630 Welcome to Space Force. 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
5631 It's about time ... and space, Lizardo. 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
5632 You're in perfect health. There's no reason you won't dominate the earth for another million years" 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
5633 I mean, let the cat out of the bag, we have all the time in the world 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
5634 I can guarantee you a bright future. 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
5635 I finally uncovered who Carly Simon thought was so vain. 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
5636 If it isn't one Doomsday idea, its another. 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
5637 You'll find your severance package is more than generous, and you keep your benefits for thirty days. 1.2817 0.06401 71 54 14 3
5638 Do you ever worry that one day we’ll be extinct? 1.2817 0.06079 71 53 16 2
5639 You can look forward to a long and happy career here at Black Swan. 1.2817 0.07284 71 57 8 6
5640 I think it's so cool what the Humans left us, Ali." "Yo Dino! Don't be gloating so quickly, sometimes you get what you pay for. 1.2817 0.06708 71 55 12 4
5641 Extinction events are Democratic hoaxes. 1.2817 0.07284 71 57 8 6
5642 Here at Raptors R Us … it's our long term strategies that have really driven our success. 1.2817 0.07002 71 56 10 5
5643 Sorry Nick we are getting lean. 1.2800 0.05220 75 57 17 1
5644 Stocks in the Mask industry pumped 1.2794 0.05066 68 53 13 2
5645 Sometimes I just think to hell with it, to hell with it all 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
5646 Oh yes, we are a very progressive, future-oriented company. Why do you ask? 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
5647 This is the best economy EVER. Nothing can go wrong. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
5648 I appreciate your concern, but WE DON'T STOP. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
5649 John, we are going to make history together 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
5650 So I’m sure you’re asked this all the time in job Interviews, but how do you time manage during an imminent environmental apocalypse? 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
5651 Come on , Joe, they’ll never see it coming, but we will! We’ll be on top of it! 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
5652 We are monsters. Do you like my piece of paper? 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
5653 so let’s talk about that 401K... 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
5654 Oh crap, I forgot to reschedule the meeting 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
5655 And then...and then... they told them NOT to buy masks! 1.2794 0.05869 68 50 17 1
5656 So your account is down temporarily, but it’s not like it’s the end of the world 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
5657 I agree, the New Yorker comics are close to extinct. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
5658 Well, Tod, the projections are in and it looks like the Cretaceous may be our best period yet. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
5659 I'm sorry, we're looking for someone with five years experience of halting the apocalypse. 1.2794 0.07057 68 56 6 6
5660 and then I told her, come on it's just overtime, not the end of the world 1.2794 0.05482 68 49 19 0
5661 So, what are your goals 66 some million years from now? 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
5662 We’re not asking you to sign your life away here! 1.2794 0.05869 68 50 17 1
5663 Listen Phil, it’s fake news. What matters most is our social media presence. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
5664 Asteroid insurance? What am I, a sucker? 1.2794 0.05869 68 50 17 1
5665 Are you sure you don’t want to get the extended warranty? 1.2794 0.05869 68 50 17 1
5666 ok, now about that retirement plan we've been discussing... 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
5667 Trust me, cutthroat capitalism is where it's AT. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
5668 So as you can see on our forecast we have at least another million years before any comet gets in the earth's orbit 1.2794 0.06053 68 53 12 3
5669 it's the best time to invest in real estate. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
5670 This is an unprecedentedly low rate for a 30-year fixed mortgage. Just sign here. 1.2794 0.05679 68 52 14 2
5671 Your first priority in this position will be to create a long term succession plan 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
5672 Unfortunately, acts of Zod are not covered by the policy options you've chosen. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
5673 Open enrollment isn’t until July, but I suspect there may be a qualifying event soon enough for you to join our insurance plan. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
5674 I'm confident you'll bounce back: this is not the end of the world! 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
5675 RAPTURE! I was clearly talking about RAPTURE! 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
5676 Why has my life insurance premium spiked so suddenly? 1.2794 0.06574 68 56 7 5
5677 Yes, we have a generous life insurance plan. Why do you ask? 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
5678 How do you feel about a June start date? 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
5679 June's coming. Wonder what fresh hell we'll get. 1.2794 0.07509 68 55 7 6
5680 So, are you able to adapt to a fast-changing work environment? 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
5681 What do ya gotta loose ..., 1.2794 0.05869 68 50 17 1
5682 And I am sorry, but this offer is exploding. 1.2794 0.05482 68 54 11 3
5683 Don’t worry! The market always goes up! 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
5684 We need to talk about succession planning. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
5685 And where do you see yourself in five, ten years from now? 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
5686 As you might have already heard, we have an open position for CEO — catastrophic extinction officer. Tell us, what are you looking for in terms of career development? 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
5687 You met this deadline right on time! 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
5688 You know,our biggest proiority right now is social distancing 1.2794 0.07211 68 54 9 5
5689 ‘Look Barry, just because the world’s about to end it doesn’t mean capitalism should. Look over these files for me before the end of the day.’ 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
5690 Obviously, we can’t predict the future, but we’re hoping for a long-term commitment. 1.2794 0.05869 68 50 17 1
5691 Can you speed up my 401k application? 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
5692 But then I thought yolo and made us two copies. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
5693 There’s nothing we can really do about our impending doom. Let’s just go on with life as we know it. Anyway, welcome to T-Rexxon! 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
5694 Comit, schmomit! Meh! 1.2794 0.06739 68 55 8 5
5695 In addition to your benefits you will have a week of paid vacation, five personal days and five paid extinction level event days. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
5696 I’m sorry Susan... we’re just looking for someone with a little more fire. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
5697 The future of this company is bright. Trust me, we’re about to explode. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
5698 Someday I’ll quit the rat race and get back to simpler times. 1.2794 0.05869 68 50 17 1
5699 You’re going to love our Yucatan branch 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
5700 When you finally get a job 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
5701 You got a bright future in our company 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
5702 ‘Please sign the exit documents’. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
5703 ... but we will keep your CV on file for future openings. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
5704 The economy has never been better 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
5705 We’re just about to go through some restructuring... 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
5706 As I told you, there's not a better time to invest with us. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
5707 I understand your concern about a catastrophic event, but a higher risk tolerance ALWAYS yields better long term results. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
5708 This is not how it ends, I suggest a sub-zero parka 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
5709 I’m sorry professor, but we’ll be laughed out of the Ivy League if we publish your ‘Giant Asteroid Theory’ paper in the next journal. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
5710 Your bonus is more long term results oriented 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
5711 And to confirm, you do not want your life insurance policy to include Acts of God, correct? 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
5712 Your resume looks great Bradley. Do you think you could start working today? 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
5713 I'm doing you a favor to let you go. You will find a better job with your skills. Lighten up friend, it's not like it's the end of the world! 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
5714 well Stan, the human race didn't even see it coming, and that's when we took over 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
5715 I’ll put you down for October 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
5716 I think with a little coaching you could be the next ‘murder hornet’! Can I pencil you in for July? 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
5717 Great news! The pandemic has ended and we’re hiring again! 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
5718 Two hundred million years of survival experience? You'll fit right in! 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
5719 So, I just wanted to once again congratulate you on graduating college — you have such a promising future ahead of you! 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
5720 I don’t know why you put so much money into oil stock, Jerry? 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
5721 It’s, like, outsider trading 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
5722 You’re going to love the new timeshare. We sure did. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
5723 It turns out I won’t be needing this job after all 🔥🔥🔥 @ 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
5724 How about we meet for drinks tonight? Definitely and don’t worry this time I’ll surly be there! 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
5725 We have it totally under control. It’s one person coming in from China, and we have it under control. It’s going to be just fine.” 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
5726 The world is ending and yet, you’re really asking me about a glycolic peel??? 1.2794 0.05869 68 50 17 1
5727 We just need to ride out the summer months, the winter will take care of it. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
5728 Everyone is warning it’s happening again but I think it’ll just bounce off in a V-shaped recovery. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
5729 ‘Look Frank, it’s an early retirement package, it’s the best I could do for ya.’ 1.2794 0.05869 68 50 17 1
5730 We wish you a long and fruitful career with us 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
5731 Thanks for you time and patience 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
5732 You know, online you can find TONS of evidence that the end of the world is a hoax. 1.2794 0.07211 68 54 9 5
5733 You seem like the right guy, how well can you fake cry? 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
5734 Hahaha! What are you talking about? We are never going to go extinct! Take a few days, Jared. Hahaha this guy. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
5735 I'm sure you'll make quite an impact here. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
5736 I’m feeling *quite* optimistic about your future here, Melvin. 1.2794 0.05869 68 50 17 1
5737 Now, are you insured? 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
5738 Alright! you will be given a bigger room with a better view. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
5739 Don't worry about your portfolio, the market's been erupting all year. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
5740 And that’s when it hit me. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
5741 Think I’ll buy a Tesla with my bonus. 1.2794 0.05869 68 50 17 1
5742 I guess it’s time to pull out the Obama Administration’s Asteroid Preparedness and Response Guidance. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
5743 No, our standard Force Majeure clause doesn’t cover meteors. Why 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
5744 Barring some — haha —unprecedented ‘act of nature’, we’re poised for a pretty solid Q4, Frank! 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
5745 You wouldn’t know a good story if it hit you in the face. 1.2794 0.05482 68 54 11 3
5746 Look, you missed the fine print. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
5747 OK, OK an extra 10% off, but you gotta sign now 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
5748 Our futures are astronomical, so good things are sure to come 1.2794 0.05066 68 53 13 2
5749 this title guarantees you a nice little spot in heaven with an undisturbed view to gods house! 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
5750 You’re getting a promotion Mark 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
5751 Our brand is evolving. Your fresh new face is exactly what we’ve been hunting for. 1.2794 0.05869 68 50 17 1
5752 There’s never been a better time to join. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
5753 And this here is our growth projection for the next quarter, just give me a moment to load the file 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
5754 Goodness, gracious, great eyeballs of fire! 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
5755 According to these reports the meteor is going to miss us by a long shot. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
5756 Unfortunately we can only offer you a position as an independent contractor, but it’s not like that’s the end of the world right? 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
5757 You’re up next, after the killer hornets. 1.2794 0.05679 68 52 14 2
5758 I'm sorry we'll have to let you go, Jim. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
5759 See you on the course later, Bill? 1.2794 0.05869 68 50 17 1
5760 Finally, after 40 years of hard work I offer you the CEO position, just sign. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
5761 Now, the meteor that we’re talking about having to do — you know, a lot of people think that goes away in April with the heat — as the heat comes in. Typically, that will go away in April. We’re in great shape though. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
5762 Buddy we're not called die-no saurs for nothing. Now, let's discuss this new life insurance policy - it covers hurling asteroids 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
5763 Where do you see yourself in five million years? 1.2794 0.07211 68 54 9 5
5764 I take medicine that is said to help prevent meteors from hitting earth, so far so good. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
5765 Don’t worry Frank, it sure looks dire, but we predict a V recovery from all of this. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
5766 Global impact is totally overrated, Mr Gecko. Trust me. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
5767 how are your disaster management skills? 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
5768 Joe, give up this pipe dream. No one is investing in mammals. 1.2794 0.07509 68 55 7 6
5769 You can start monday. 1.2794 0.05869 68 50 17 1
5770 you never know where a glory hole might appear 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
5771 It’s hugely terrific. There’s literally no way we can fail. We’re going to make this company great again. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
5772 Now, there’s a release form for each picture. If you could be so kind, we need your legible signature on both. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
5773 I see a bright future for you here, Carl. Welcome to the firm. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
5774 We're excited to offer you the position. When can you start? 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
5775 I like your long term forecasts 1.2794 0.05869 68 50 17 1
5776 Congratulations on your new role as Chief Product Tester at Indestructible Glass Corp. Here's the contract, just sign when you're ready... 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
5777 the deal of the century 1.2794 0.07509 68 55 7 6
5778 Life’s too short. I quit. I don’t want to spend the rest of my life stuck behind a desk working a 9-5 job 1.2794 0.07211 68 54 9 5
5779 It says here you thrive under pressure. Can you tell me more about that? 1.2794 0.07211 68 54 9 5
5780 As mentioned, the position is short term. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
5781 I think we can skip catastrophy inssurance this year 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
5782 Yes, I know these business recovery exercises seem like a waste of time. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
5783 Just sign here and BAM - you’ve got insurance. Why the hesitation? 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
5784 We expect it to clear by the summer 1.2794 0.03534 68 55 11 2
5785 You have 3 minutes to tell me how you’d save your team if under threat of extinction. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
5786 We’d like you to sign this non-disclosure agreement, in case you have plans to disclose 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
5787 Seems like it’s upto us to save the economy. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
5788 We just need to iron some things out and we’re good to go 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
5789 Our Never Neverland timeshare package is truly a once in a lifetime deal, and it’s going fast. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
5790 So that’s both kidneys, your retinas and the pancreas in the unlikely event of your death. You’re a lifesaver, Mr Kelly! 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
5791 Time to be bullish on the asteroid stocks. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
5792 OK, great! So how soon can you start? 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
5793 Markets are clearly over-reacting, T-man brothers is too big to fail. 1.2794 0.07211 68 54 9 5
5794 Can you believe, the prophecy said we'll die from a meteor crash? How stupid! 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
5795 We can still come to the office to work. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
5796 In two seconds you will replace me as head of this company. 1.2794 0.07211 68 54 9 5
5797 My wife is always nagging that I spend too much time in the office. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
5798 And so the story of the meteorite in The New York Times was a total fake. It's a fake newspaper, and they write fake stories. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
5799 Man, the natural sunlight in here is incredible. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
5800 The stock markets aren’t the only things crashing 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
5801 As you’ll see, I’m extremely resilient and adaptable. 1.2794 0.05869 68 50 17 1
5802 Pandemic stress case? What’s next: meteorite-induced mass extinction scenario? 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
5803 I really don’t see the need for a force majeure clause. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
5804 Don’t look now but I think we’re about to be annihilated 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
5805 Now that they've opened the city up again, I have a feeling that things are going to start going my way! 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
5806 Great news! We're expanding. But we've decided to go on without you. Sign here and we'll finalize your termination. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
5807 We’re about to go on a hiring freeze 1.2794 0.05869 68 50 17 1
5808 Wait until you see your bonus, Bob! 1.2794 0.05869 68 50 17 1
5809 And our competitive 401k plans all but guarantee you a comfortable retirement! 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
5810 And then I told them "It's not the end of the world if I just play some golf" 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
5811 I'm so happy you're coming on board. It's my time to put the feet up, relax and finally take that vacation with the family! 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
5812 A new position will open soon and we thought you'll be great for it 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
5813 On second thought, maybe don’t get the Coachella tickets 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
5814 I hope you are here for the long run! 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
5815 How well do you think you adapt to a changing workforce landscape? 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
5816 Well, Jeff, you’re exactly the kind of go-getter we’re looking for! I don’t see any reason you can’t start right away! 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
5817 Anything else you’d like to mention before you sign your life away? Just kidding! 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
5818 I’m telling you, corporate discrimation towards gators is now extinct 1.2794 0.05482 68 54 11 3
5819 The policy covers everything except the odd meteorite. But as I always say Steve, “meteorite shmeteorite” - never gonna happen. 1.2794 0.05278 68 51 16 1
5820 Given our Q1 forecast we are positioned for strong future growth. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
5821 No health benefits, but we offer a generous life insurance policy. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
5822 And then of course we have a flexible vacation plan 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
5823 Are you willing to work from home? 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
5824 You know what Jimmy, I think I quit. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
5825 I really love the feeling of fast approaching deadlines. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
5826 FINALLY...the Cuomosaur took us off PAUSE and we can start hiring again! Now...I'll give you 30 seconds to WOW me and tell me something that's just gonna blow me away. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
5827 We survived Trump, we’ll survive anything 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
5828 Uh-huh yeah, let’s see you survive that one 1.2794 0.07211 68 54 9 5
5829 You know, I have a good feeling about the future! 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
5830 Nice wallpaper 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
5831 We’re looking for someone with a little Dino Might. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
5832 I don’t care what’s going on outside, I’m gonna need you to come in on Saturday to redo these TPS reports, Andrew. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
5833 I’m sorry, but your resume is outdated 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
5834 Okay, you’ve got some good experience. I’ll just need to check your references from this point on. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
5835 Miope, you say? 1.2794 0.05869 68 50 17 1
5836 We offer a great package including great life cover which covers everything bar a meteorite hitting us or a virus from China hahaha...!! 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
5837 Cherish this moment. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
5838 Barring unforeseen events, your prognosis is excellent. 1.2794 0.07509 68 55 7 6
5839 I didn't get this position by turning my back to the world. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
5840 We’d love to give you loan but we just feel that your asteroid protection business is a leftist, anti govt conspiracy. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
5841 don’t worry, we’re essential! 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
5842 good News and bad news 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
5843 Our prospects are very good and we expect a real boom shortly. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
5844 We’ve got it all covered. 1.2794 0.05482 68 49 19 0
5845 So tell me where you see yourself in 65 million years.... 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
5846 Extinction ? Nooo That’s fake news! 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
5847 Of course mammals are fascinating Mr. Dillard, but as you can agree, hiring a mammalogist to advise our biology board won’t work in an election year. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
5848 How are you working under fire? 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
5849 Unprecedented circumstances, but we still can’t let you work from home 1.2794 0.07211 68 54 9 5
5850 And, of course, you’ll be compensated with stock options. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
5851 We couldn’t be happier with you work. Your future here is looking bright. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
5852 That’s right, 3% unemployment! Why do you ask? 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
5853 Perhaps, we can take a second look at the issue. 1.2794 0.07211 68 54 9 5
5854 We’re shorting it all, right? 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
5855 ‘Fred, your Q1 sales figures aren’t exactly setting my world on fire.’ 1.2794 0.05869 68 50 17 1
5856 This is our premium Species Revival Policy. It includes an Amber DNA clause and ensures you're discovered in California during the 1990's. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
5857 Oh, and if you don’t mind filling out your emergency contact information as well. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
5858 Will you be able to telecommute from Mars? 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
5859 - "As you can see, I am the most evolved, I dont deserve laying off" 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
5860 Listen, Frank, you lost one deal. It’s not the end of the world. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
5861 It’s never been a better time to buy accident insurance. 1.2794 0.05869 68 50 17 1
5862 I'm getting a déjà vu".. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
5863 Don’t listen to the doomsdayers, Frank, we’ve got our eyes set on the future 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
5864 They say the end is nigh but I'm just not seeing it. 1.2794 0.05869 68 50 17 1
5865 Unfortunately we will be outsaursed ... 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
5866 ... and that’s when I told Neil, what you don’t know can’t hurt you. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
5867 So your ideas of a global pandemic have failed, do you have any plan B to try to put in place a system of totalitarian control over humans? and this time do not come with the excuse of the "Q". Nobody believes that! 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
5868 Yes, our retirement plan is very generous– why do you ask? 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
5869 That’s just mammal propaganda. 1.2794 0.07211 68 54 9 5
5870 Your resume looks great, but I’m afraid there’s not much of a future here. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
5871 Update me. Is mass extinction 66 million years B.C. or B.C.E.? 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
5872 A force majeure clause? Naw, everything's fine. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
5873 Where do you see yourself in about 5 billion years 1.2794 0.07211 68 54 9 5
5874 You’re application is accepted 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
5875 We’ve never been asked to underwrite a mass extinction policy before. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
5876 Can we go over the force majeure clause one more time? 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
5877 Meteor or no meteor, you still need to sign your performance review. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
5878 I didn't even know our company had an insurance rider for asteroids. But here you go. 1.2794 0.05869 68 50 17 1
5879 You understand the 'Act of Nature" clause is just boilerplate. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
5880 The beauty is we'll be long gone before these bonds mature. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
5881 You’re just getting let go — it’s not the end of the world. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
5882 Look, the new Space X ! Or, wait... Are we about to become extinct again? 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
5883 You are being transferred to the Pittsburgh office. The one in the Yucatan is being remodeled.. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
5884 And this section guarantees our lease in perpetuity. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
5885 Ha, Global Warming...I don’t have to worry about that in my lifetime. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
5886 Isn't it wonderful to be back in the office and not wearing beak masks! 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
5887 Don't look mow but I think we're trouble! 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
5888 Don't Worry. We've been around for a long time. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
5889 Why, yes! We offer a loyalty bonus to clients if they invest before the end of the Cretaceous fiscal period! 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
5890 I’d like to get some life insurance... 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
5891 So where do you expect to be in five years 1.2794 0.07211 68 54 9 5
5892 This is a really stable company. We expect to be around forever. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
5893 Now that you've signed over everything you own for access to the bunker I should tell you that the "window," behind me is an ultra realistic projection of what our last days above ground might look like. 1.2794 0.05869 68 50 17 1
5894 I’m telling you, Johnson, it would take an act of God to slow this market down! 1.2794 0.05869 68 50 17 1
5895 I’m happy to say that there remains no obstacle to our completely devouring the competition. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
5896 The terms of the agreement will remain in perpetuity 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
5897 Finally! Someone we can trust to keep a lasting record of who we are. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
5898 Let me tell you, it's really the perfect time to start thinking about a 401k. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
5899 Before I invest, just how apocalypse proof is this industry? 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
5900 The only policy exclusions are acts of God. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
5901 VERY impressive resume...where do you see yourself in five years?" 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
5902 You`ve got the job unless a catastrophic event occurs. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
5903 You don't appear confident that you can evolve into this career slot. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
5904 Our industry will never go extinct! 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
5905 Of course, in the unlikely event of a force majeure this contract would become null and void. 1.2794 0.07211 68 54 9 5
5906 Fred, I’m telling you. There’s no way this deal is going to crater like the last one did. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
5907 The policy excludes sudden extinction but what are the chances? 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
5908 Just sign here and your troubles will be over 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
5909 I promise you Al, you won’t regret purchasing a lifetime annuity! 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
5910 And right here is where I switched asteroid insurance to flood insurance. Good idea, Ron. No need to waste money. 1.2794 0.05482 68 49 19 0
5911 Well that’s about all I can say. 1.2794 0.05482 68 49 19 0
5912 Your future looks very bright. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
5913 Don’t worry. The chances of that happening again are pretty remote. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
5914 There is no second wave of extinction coming, trust me. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
5915 And we have a special deal this month on cataclysm coverage. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
5916 Could you hurry up and sign? I haven’t got all day. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
5917 We’re not dorks. Probably more like Dungeons & Dragons geeks! 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
5918 And, here is our long range plan 1.2794 0.05869 68 50 17 1
5919 Well, you have to admit, we had a good run and who knows what'll actually happen. Now, on the matter of this little liability waiver... 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
5920 Here at Jurassic Brokerage our motto is "Invest for a Safe Tomorrow" 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
5921 Can you perform well under pressure? 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
5922 We’ll see it coming, I assure you. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
5923 And we have great employee health insurance. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
5924 Great, a long-term lease. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
5925 ........could cause our annihilation? Nah, we're on top if it. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
5926 Oh, there you go again with the ‘unforeseen circumstances’ thing. Will you stay positive, Frank? 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
5927 There's been an explosion in demand for homeowner's insurance today 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
5928 Let me sleep on it and I'll get back to you tomorrow, ok? 1.2794 0.07211 68 54 9 5
5929 I'm glad to hear that it will only affect the Yucatan Peninsula. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
5930 The pilot is a go, but the studio wants you to make some minor changes. For example, nobody cares about mammals. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
5931 Here, your extinction will. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
5932 Sorry, did you say INstinct or EXtinct? 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
5933 I’m sorry we have to let you go Larry. But look, it’s not the end of the world. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
5934 Yes, for a new applicant, the future has never looked brighter at ACME. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
5935 And this life insurance policy covers catastrophic events. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
5936 Your new life insurence policy doesn't cover death by glaciers or meteors. 1.2794 0.07211 68 54 9 5
5937 I like the asteroid concept. Who will we get to play the lead? 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
5938 We had anticipated and hedged against this. We have bought new identities for our clients to seamlessly transition into. What would you prefer? Crocodiles or Alligators? 1.2794 0.05482 68 49 19 0
5939 And the retirement benefits are killer. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
5940 On second thought, I will take coverage for natural disasters. 1.2794 0.05482 68 49 19 0
5941 According to this policy, you will have plenty of skin in the game! 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
5942 So why did you ask for such a short term contract? 1.2794 0.07211 68 54 9 5
5943 I'm telling you... deals this good are almost extinct! 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
5944 ... and this one comes with a lifetime warranty! 1.2794 0.05869 68 50 17 1
5945 It's a once in a lifetime opportunity 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
5946 We'll let you know. 1.2794 0.07211 68 54 9 5
5947 ya think he''ll come through on that cut in capital gains tax? 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
5948 You understand this is a short term temporary job 1.2794 0.05482 68 49 19 0
5949 So . . . where do you see yourself 5 minutes from now? 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
5950 This is the best finish to an interview I've had all week! 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
5951 who to eat? 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
5952 Honestly, I think you’d be wasting your money taking the disaster coverage. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
5953 So we're good with this agreement then? You get the space ark and I get the shelter on Mars? 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
5954 How much cheaper if we just took out this Force Major whatchamacallit? 1.2794 0.05869 68 50 17 1
5955 Business is great. We're in for the long haul! 1.2794 0.05869 68 50 17 1
5956 From where I sit you're in a great position. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
5957 We cover everything except acts of God 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
5958 So, how do you see your future? 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
5959 During the last 20 million years we succeeded to take over the world. Nothing can stop us now. 1.2794 0.07211 68 54 9 5
5960 You've been great at keeping your eye on the ball. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
5961 Long term. Where do you see yourself? 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
5962 There's only one and it will be gone soon. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
5963 Welcome to Dinosaurs Inc. We’ve been in business now for 175 million years. And we expect to be here for at least another 175 million years. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
5964 On second thought, I don’t think I’ll be needing that new car after all” 1.2794 0.07211 68 54 9 5
5965 The stego-ground hog saw his shadow meaning we will have a 200 million year Ice Age. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
5966 Good news: we saved $100 by agreeing to delete the Force Majeure clause! 1.2794 0.05869 68 50 17 1
5967 So, Mr. Reptilia, what are your plans for your Golden Years 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
5968 Losing your job is not the end of the world, Fred. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
5969 We would love you to sign a life-time contract. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
5970 We have no competition. 1.2794 0.07211 68 54 9 5
5971 I say we pivot to oil. 1.2794 0.05482 68 49 19 0
5972 Poor guy. He never say it coming. 1.2794 0.07211 68 54 9 5
5973 Why, ma'am, I appreciate the flattery, but calling me hot isn't going to get you the job. Neither is calling me "it." 1.2794 0.07211 68 54 9 5
5974 Another opportunity like this wont' come around again until Kingdom Come! 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
5975 Our success is guaranteed. Nothing can derail our IPO. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
5976 This is your new life insurance policy. Take your time looking it over and get back to us next week. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
5977 This one is just standard legal boilerplate about 'Acts of God' and such - nothing you really need to read. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
5978 Eureka! My New Yorker arrived by mail BEFORE the Cartoon Caption Contest Deadline! 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
5979 Funny I thought the mianosours said that the world was supposed to end today. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
5980 Just sign here and you're on your way to the exciting new world of "Fossil Fuel" 1.2794 0.07509 68 55 7 6
5981 If this days gets any better, they might as well kill me. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
5982 Just between you and me, the catastrophe insurance is a rip off. 1.2794 0.04612 68 52 15 1
5983 In five years? Slowly turning into oil... 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
5984 We would love to hire you, but under our new work-from-home policy we fear your swamp has inadequate telecom coverage. 1.2794 0.07509 68 55 7 6
5985 I can personally guarantee your total cover includes all disasters 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
5986 Of course, there is the necessary verbiage about natural disasters, et etcetera, all of which are extremely unlikely.... 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
5987 I'm happy to say that barring unforeseen circumstances, we've got a deal. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
5988 Oh, ignore it—it's just fake news. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
5989 Sign here. What have you got to lose? 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
5990 Mike finally gets an interview for his dream job. “Your references are excellent. Can you start tomorrow?” 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
5991 Yes, I am a Keynesian, as a matter of fact, why do you ask? 1.2794 0.07211 68 54 9 5
5992 Here's the kicker: Terry-Rex from accounting thinks fossils will be the next Bitcoin...as if... 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
5993 I can almost guarantee a promotion, and soon! 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
5994 I can see your enthusiasm about our stock options - just wait till you see our 401K contributions 1.2794 0.05869 68 50 17 1
5995 Who's for dinner 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
5996 My horoscope said today would be transformational but I must say your proposal isn’t moving the earth for me. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
5997 This is the amount of tax break we'll get from the disaster relief program. 1.2794 0.05278 68 51 16 1
5998 It came to me in a flash! 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
5999 So Allie, tell what you see yourself doing 5 years from now... 1.2794 0.05482 68 49 19 0
6000 I see by your resume that you have a bright future with our company! 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
6001 My wife's pushing for disaster insurance. Jack Daniels says,"disaster smaster." 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
6002 I can't see why everyone else decided to work-from-home. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
6003 Check this out - it's the new five-year plan! 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
6004 Yes, extinction conspiracies abound, but, as these latest poles suggest, the majority of non-avians see a bright future ahead. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
6005 So, all in all, I'd say things are looking up! 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
6006 Just sign here and we're finished. 1.2794 0.05869 68 50 17 1
6007 Unfortunately we do not offer hazard pay, but you'll see here that our life insurance policy is competitive in the event of mass extinction. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
6008 Yes, its a life insurance policy, but we could'nt possibly go extinct again!!!! 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
6009 Well, with this life insurance package you and your family have nothing to worry about. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
6010 Tell me your five-year plan. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
6011 This may be the new normal but we're still alpha predators. 1.2794 0.05869 68 50 17 1
6012 And remember, whatever happens we got each other‘s backs. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
6013 Oh yes, the heat from those things also makes my skin scaly and dry every time! 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
6014 black swan event"? no, why do you ask 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
6015 Your future is looking very bright, Fred. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
6016 I think we’re talking a long term relationship here! 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
6017 Me worry? What could possibly go wrong!? 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
6018 So what type of life insurance do you have? 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
6019 I can't really imagine anything upsetting This deal! Can you?!?" JK Fuller. Genoa, N 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
6020 And we get stock options! 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
6021 I won't fall for the 'what's that' again Jerry. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
6022 Give me 5 minutes... 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
6023 We have to reopen the economy! 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
6024 Welcome to the “Drain The Swamp” personnel placement service. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
6025 I told you this whole year 165,000,000 thing was nonsense! 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
6026 You mentioned force majeure was a deal breaker for you? 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
6027 Better hurry up my will while we’re here. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
6028 There is no possible way that our unlimited growth will be stopped! 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
6029 Monster script, but why so dystopian? 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
6030 Its never too late to get covered. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
6031 The End Ain't Near. Just Another Croc and Bull..." 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
6032 Interesting hypothesis, but how can you test it? 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
6033 Privately, there is a small rodent still in the running–but we need not concern ourselves about that 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
6034 Solid financials - I recommend taking the long position. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
6035 This contract guarantees you survive the next cataclysm 1.2794 0.07211 68 54 9 5
6036 WHY YES OUR STANDARD POLICIES DO INCLUDE AN EXTINCTION BY NATURAL DISASTER CLAUSE. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
6037 We're testing our drone for warp speed delivery." 1.2794 0.05869 68 50 17 1
6038 i cant wait to die so so i don't have to read your fucking captions anymore, and i think i speak for all of us at caption contest, inc, that you are fucking fired you fucking hack 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
6039 And here's your brewery's 9,000-year lease. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
6040 The banks, the pandemic, the Reptile wars, now this. I guess your policy's a little late. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
6041 Now is a great time to invest in emerging species. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
6042 These numbers really convince me that we're about to enter a new era. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
6043 I love your Sc-Fi stories about warm-blooded...what was their name...WhoMans? They are kinda creepy. 1.2794 0.07211 68 54 9 5
6044 Where do you see yourself in three years? 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
6045 Sign here--this deal is too good to last 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
6046 Well,the only thing your new insurance policy doesn't cover is a meteorite hitting you,it's like ten billion to one that would ever happen 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
6047 Lifetime job security and a great retirement plan. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
6048 Thank goodness for evolution. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
6049 The garden's full of them: small and hairy and always seem to be squabbling over something. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
6050 By you signing here, we are no longer responsible for any injuries that may come to you if a flaming rock from space crashes into this building. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
6051 Trust me! Never in 180 million years have we dropped the ball. 1.2794 0.05869 68 50 17 1
6052 Yes, it is a work from home position. Why do you ask? 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
6053 You can tell the Board I am thrilled to lead this company into the Cretaceous Period! 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
6054 Our new research tells us our corporation will be expanding for the next million years!!! 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
6055 With you on board, I think this will be our biggest year ever. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
6056 Impressive, Miss Cayman! You're the first to break the glass ceiling. 1.2794 0.07211 68 54 9 5
6057 So, if you'll just sign here, you'll finally be debt free! 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
6058 Sure Bob, I'll sign. But I'd like to revisit that "act of God" clause first. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
6059 When are you planning to retire? 1.2794 0.07211 68 54 9 5
6060 This will be the last deal you will have to make... 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
6061 Climate Change is just a hoax. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
6062 So where exactly do you see yourself in the next ten seconds? 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
6063 Why do I need asteroid insurance again? 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
6064 I feel like we've got a major hit 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
6065 Well, the good news is... no more “stay home, stay healthy”. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
6066 We only posted it as a temp job for now, but who knows what will develop next? 1.2794 0.05869 68 50 17 1
6067 Next time a meteors passes we'll see animals working?' 1.2794 0.07211 68 54 9 5
6068 I’m losing my taste for stability. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
6069 Just sign here. We’ll be in control for years and years and years ... 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
6070 And how would you say you have evolved over the years? 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
6071 It took a helluva lot of gene splicing and lab work 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
6072 Never happen. Not in a billion years. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
6073 Who knows, we could all die of a large asteroid any minute, but lets focus on the future of the company " 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
6074 I want you to write a general feature story about the wonders of dinosaur beings' advanced level of civilization. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
6075 Now that you've been approved for parole, what are your plans when you return to free society? 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
6076 Look how we evolved. We'll come out of this, just in an altered state. 1.2794 0.07211 68 54 9 5
6077 What do you mean, foreboding? 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
6078 YOUR HIRED, WELCOME ABOARD! 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
6079 It's a very short term contract. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
6080 It's not like some flaming asteroid is going to wipe out your 401-K! 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
6081 In these shaky times, it is all about job security, my friend. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
6082 Ok, discuss it with the wife... but... 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
6083 You won’t find a better deal in our lifetime. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
6084 Now if you'll just sign this.. What?.. What's wrong?..Is there mustard on my face? 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
6085 Of course, we must include a force majeure clause.... 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
6086 Well, right now we're on the top of the heap. 1.2794 0.07211 68 54 9 5
6087 I've heard we'll be fine if we just wash our hands. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
6088 I see a bright future for you with this company! 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
6089 No need to read it too closely... It's just the standard boilerplate "...and should my species go extinct during the life of the contract I agree to hold harmless the parent company, all subsidiaries, etc, etc , etc. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
6090 Trust me, Mr. Anderson, this policy covers everything, including extinction level events. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
6091 I'm going to make you the biggest star of the Mesozoic Era - nothing is going to stop you now! 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
6092 You could reduce your premium by installing a fire alarm. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
6093 Ha Ha ! Two massive extinctions in a row ? Come on, just sign here and this piece of land will be for you and your lineage to enjoy it through the coming centuries ! 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
6094 Don’t worry about the fireballs, it’s the shapeshifting humans that keep me awake. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
6095 Just sign here and its all yours! 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
6096 Where do you see yourself sixty-five million years from now? 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
6097 Ball of fire?” Yeah, I’m a real ball of fire! 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
6098 Renter's insurance like this comes only once every extinction level event. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
6099 Trust me, you’ll never have another opportunity like this; the chances would be like getting hit by a comet! Just sign right here… 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
6100 It's just a loan-it's not the end of the world! 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
6101 The corner office isn't all it's cracked up to be. 1.2794 0.07509 68 55 7 6
6102 I'm sorry to say that your condition is fatal and there is nothing I can do about it. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
6103 Yes, we do provide disability but not life insurance 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
6104 I don't know why you want to invest in mammals - it's not what I would have advised 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
6105 You realize that the only reason I'm terminating your contract is that we need to downsize? 1.2794 0.05869 68 50 17 1
6106 If you'll just sign these two documents and not look behind me, we'll be all set. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
6107 What do you mean you are gonna take your ball and go home? 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
6108 Of course, the force majeure clause is simply boilerplate, and not worth your time. If you could just sign here.... 1.2794 0.05869 68 50 17 1
6109 And best of all, impeachment is forever! 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
6110 So, how's the wife? 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
6111 You have to have a thick skin to work in this business! 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
6112 If things go well in the world, I go back to fairy tales and you go back to the swamp. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
6113 The chance of a catastrophic event are minimal but you should always be prepared 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
6114 Last quarter was tough, but things are starting to look up again.. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
6115 Just two dinosaurs about to have a blast! 1.2794 0.05482 68 54 11 3
6116 We survived the last asteroid and it worked out in our favor. 1.2794 0.05869 68 50 17 1
6117 Resume looks great, Jim. Come hell or high water you'll start tomorrow. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
6118 I think it's safe to say your future here looks bright! 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
6119 I'm looking for something that will make a big impact. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
6120 Yes, foraging is up 15% this year, and we're predicting high mating activity this quarter. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
6121 Great resume, but you be extinct in a flash. 1.2794 0.05482 68 54 11 3
6122 We at the Acme Insurance Group want to assure you Mr.Jones that you are now fully protected from all manner of catastrophe. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
6123 Good resume, but, I question your future outlook. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
6124 So, what do you consider your greatest weakness? 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
6125 There is no threat of extinction. Our insurance coverage ranges from asteroids to pandemics." 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
6126 It''s better to buy this now when--you know--it's too far off to worry about. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
6127 Force Majeure? You don’t need to worry about that ..... it’s if something crazy happens..... like, uh 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
6128 Ahh yes. The indemnity clause.... 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
6129 Planet of the Humans!" Great idea for a movie 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
6130 So on a positive note, your savings will survive you long after you're gone 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
6131 Too big to fail, they said. 1.2794 0.06739 68 55 8 5
6132 It says here that you paid your way through college as an assistant mammal exterminator. Good, those little pests are taking over the city. 1.2794 0.07211 68 54 9 5
6133 Just sign right here, and you have a bright future ahead. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
6134 Suit yourself, Adam, but this won't prevail in probate if you don't name at least one beneficiary. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
6135 So the job is yours. Barring any catastrophes, when can you start? 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
6136 I feel like this meeting is going to end abruptly. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
6137 My new 5-year plan’s gonna wipe out the competition! 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
6138 The asteroid you're looking at over my shoulder is there just to keep us on our toes. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
6139 Sign here and be prepared to be blown away. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
6140 So, should we order from Subway or Empire Sechuan? 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
6141 I see bright things for your future here, Greg. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
6142 Love your long term planning ideas! 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
6143 I’m sorry but you don’t have a future working here. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
6144 Trust me, this NDA protects us from anything. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
6145 Sure you can liquidate, but I think you’re being awfully short-sighted. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
6146 Double indemnity for death by earth-destroying flaming rock? You got it. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
6147 Sure,we can put a rush on your loan application. Why? 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
6148 There are things we don’t know we don’t know 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
6149 The long term plan is to capture 45% of the Pangaea market with our new product. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
6150 Here's the plan to reopen the Triassic economy. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
6151 You could be a real fireball for this company! 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
6152 The only Disaster Recovery Plan I care about is the one if my wife finds out about me and that stewardess. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
6153 On the plus side, our debts will be dissolved too. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
6154 We are the Champions! 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
6155 Mr. Edmunds, rest assured that in no later than one year you’ll be thrilled to see your new portfolio rise sky-high in a dramatic ‘V’ ! 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
6156 You will never in your life get another offer better than this! 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
6157 And this contract says you opt out of the sequel. 1.2794 0.05869 68 50 17 1
6158 ...”And if you sign up today you’ll get 2 tickets to a Nets game and a 3 month subscription to the New Yorker Magazine. 1.2794 0.07211 68 54 9 5
6159 I don’t think we’ll have time for a coffee break. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
6160 No rush. You can wait and sign your life insurance paperwork tomorrow. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
6161 There's nothing that can ruin this deal. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
6162 This umbrella insurance policy covers every eventuality imaginable! Trust me. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
6163 Sure, but what are the chances of it happening again? 1.2794 0.05869 68 50 17 1
6164 And we have a really great health care program. 1.2794 0.05869 68 50 17 1
6165 Bond, the mammals are plotting to take over the earth. Your assignment is to eliminate them all. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
6166 This company is going places. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
6167 Let’s be honest, we’re dinosaurs in this place and will be fossils before you know it.” 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
6168 So, here's your life insurance... Not that profitable, as I told you, but you insisted that much... 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
6169 This accident policy covers you and ALL of your family members from ANY cause of death... other than acts of god. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
6170 You know the last time we took over it didn’t end well. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
6171 Good news! Your investments will last you through a very long retirement. 1.2794 0.04368 68 54 12 2
6172 Would you please make that bank transfer now? 1.2794 0.07796 68 56 5 7
6173 It will be millions of years before another lizard attempts to sell insurance. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
6174 You know, our latest projections indicate profits are just going to explode this year, especially in the tarpit sector. 1.2794 0.07509 68 55 7 6
6175 We’re especially proud of our long term disability plan. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
6176 We can skip the notary. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
6177 Everything here looks terrific. And it looks like we may have some openings very soon. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
6178 We’re only interviewing for temporary workers 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
6179 Sorry, you’re terminated. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
6180 Of course, there is an Act of God clause. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
6181 We can skip this one. Never gonna happen. Would only apply if it's the end of the world. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
6182 I'm telling you, these prices won't last long. The Yucatan Peninsula is hot right now. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
6183 We have a new treatment for psoriasis. 1.2794 0.05869 68 50 17 1
6184 Just sign here. What could go wrong? 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
6185 If you're looking for a great long-term investment, I can't recommend fossils fuels enough. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
6186 Your health insurance won't kick in until the first of the month. Will that be a problem? 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
6187 So where do you see yourself in the next 5-10 years? 1.2794 0.05869 68 50 17 1
6188 My apologies,is there something amiss about my mirthfulness or do you not want the job anymore? 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
6189 What’s your work from home policy? 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
6190 Well, I'm a glass is half full kind of suar. 1.2794 0.05869 68 50 17 1
6191 Ice Age insurance, huh? You really think there's a market? 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
6192 I see a bright future for you in fossil fuels." 1.2794 0.05869 68 50 17 1
6193 You'll see here we offer great benefits. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
6194 Artie, I think you should reconsider. I assure you, Dinosaur, Inc. is here to stay...your livelihood is secure. 1.2794 0.07211 68 54 9 5
6195 Your resume is very impressive. And here at Stegosaurus,Allosaurus,and Brachiosaurus we value diversity. However... 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
6196 Sorry, we just don't see the long-term sustainability of the swamp tour industry. 1.2794 0.05869 68 50 17 1
6197 Trust me, there is no need for a force majeure clause. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
6198 This idea is fantastic. It’s going to hit them like a bolt from the sky. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
6199 Just sign here; it's not like it's the end of the world. 1.2794 0.05869 68 50 17 1
6200 "With the humans almost wiped out, I feel we can make a really deep impact on this planet..." 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
6201 Don't worry, this job won't kill you. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
6202 Whoever said we couldn’t adapt to the times? 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
6203 C’mon Rex - let's be reasonable here, okay? If your men do not get their act together, the HR sector of this firm might go EXTINCT!! 1.2794 0.05482 68 54 11 3
6204 To summarize, this investment is virtually risk free. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
6205 You're fired." "I saw it coming. 1.2794 0.05869 68 50 17 1
6206 "Hey, c'mon, just because your wife left you doesn't mean the world is over" 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
6207 Your rates are subject to prehistoric conditions. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
6208 I knew this interview was going to be a waste of time. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
6209 It's covered under standard homeowners insurance. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
6210 Barring some unforeseen disaster, we have a deal. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
6211 This insurance policy is evolution proof, trust me 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
6212 It's an airtight agreement. Every contingency covered. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
6213 Contingency plan? Why do you ask? 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
6214 So, what do you have planned this weekend? 1.2794 0.05869 68 50 17 1
6215 We are an ever evolving group and we're here to stay! 1.2794 0.05869 68 50 17 1
6216 And here's your life insurance policy if that massive comet destroys us all. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
6217 This policy assures you that whatever happens, you're covered. 1.2794 0.05869 68 50 17 1
6218 We’re good to go! 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
6219 As I said, we are a very forward-looking company. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
6220 We appreciate your proposal, but we've decided we just don't need a meteor plan in America. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
6221 Talk about a dinosaur comeback! 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
6222 We’re restructuring. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
6223 Your fired!” “Right back at ya! 1.2794 0.07509 68 55 7 6
6224 We got the numbers, and I'm telling you, the Cretaceous Period is here, and it's here to stay. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
6225 Where do you think you’ll be in five years? 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
6226 You can’t pass this up - it’s a once in a lifetime opportunity. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
6227 Why are you looking to get into the change management field? 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
6228 Everything will be fine... 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
6229 It's less about the odds than peace of mind. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
6230 Sorry, but we're letting you go. You don't seem to adapt well to changes. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
6231 We do insurance for more than two million years, which is why this policy covers every risk you can imagine. 1.2794 0.06231 68 54 11 3
6232 Sir, I promise your bones will be found in approximately 30,000,000 years. 1.2794 0.05869 68 50 17 1
6233 A new promotion. A new office with a city view. Life is sure looking up! 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
6234 According to your report never in the history the prospects for our species have been more encouraging. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
6235 I want to say two words to you, Rex. Just two words. Fossil Fuels. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
6236 Okay, put something on paper. Just remember one thing: I don't like surprises! 1.2794 0.05869 68 50 17 1
6237 This bull market could go on forever if everything stays on course. 1.2794 0.05869 68 50 17 1
6238 Congratulations, you made partner! We’re going to make a killing in the fossil fuel industry. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
6239 I recommend you invest in SpaceX. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
6240 Even if it all ended tomorrow I can say I banged Godzilla’s wife. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
6241 We call this the Fake News, "Meteor in the Sky" coverage. Just sign here and you're good to go. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
6242 How is your attention to detail? 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
6243 If you are hired, where do you see yourself in five years? 1.2794 0.05869 68 50 17 1
6244 Best pitch I’ve ever heard, this concept is going to change the world. 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
6245 Our business is about to explode!" 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
6246 Now don't get comfortable. It's just a temp job 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
6247 Your job will be safe for years to come " 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
6248 You seem to be particularly interested in the force majeure clause. 1.2794 0.05869 68 50 17 1
6249 Sign here for your life insurance. 1.2794 0.06231 68 51 15 2
6250 If you could just initial here to acknowledge that the non compete clause is for 50,000 years ... 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
6251 We're looking for someone who's committed for the long haul. Where do you see yourself in 66 million years? 1.2794 0.06574 68 52 13 3
6252 We know how to survive while competitors face oblivion. 1.2794 0.06900 68 53 11 4
6253 No we don't cover natural disasters. But what are the chances of that happening. 1.2754 0.06811 69 54 11 4
6254 Did I know the 'Creature from the Black Lagoon? ' Child, I married the big Sea Monkey! 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
6255 Sign here to cash out your investment plan or you can invest in our new “Bright Star” plan that guarantees your money will double in two years. Your choice! 1.2754 0.07117 69 55 9 5
6256 I still say hairdressers should be declared essential workers! 1.2754 0.06491 69 53 13 3
6257 'Karma Kotasaurus' is a once-in-65-million-years number, but the kids want something new. 1.2754 0.06154 69 52 15 2
6258 Yes, cataclysmic events are fully covered. 1.2754 0.05417 69 50 19 0
6259 Group life insurance? No, why do you ask? 1.2754 0.07411 69 56 7 6
6260 Duck and dive, that's the name of the game. 1.2750 0.05329 80 61 17 2
6261 - “I’m sorry Bob, it’s a no from us. We just can’t see a use for your global cooling system.” 1.2740 0.05936 73 55 16 2
6262 So, how soon can you start? 1.2727 0.06671 66 51 12 3
6263 This position requires a 48 hour unpaid internship. 1.2727 0.06671 66 51 12 3
6264 I’m pretty confident in saying that today will be your first and last day with the company. 1.2727 0.06312 66 50 14 2
6265 I just wanted to call you in and congratulate you and Maria on the new baby!! He’s got a bright future ahead of him 1.2727 0.05931 66 49 16 1
6266 You seem distracted. 1.2727 0.05931 66 49 16 1
6267 #newyorker " 'Did you hear about that meteor coming towards us?' 'I hear it's fake news.' " 1.2727 0.06312 66 50 14 2
6268 This is your last chance to show off your reflex. 1.2727 0.06312 66 50 14 2
6269 I never look back , once I've made my decision 1.2727 0.06312 66 50 14 2
6270 So what's the time frame on this? 1.2727 0.06671 66 51 12 3
6271 Yes! Tomorrow we hit one hundred and eighty ONE million years without incident, Let's spring for the cake with mint ice cream center!! 1.2727 0.07012 66 52 10 4
6272 Sign this and one day you'll fly. 1.2727 0.06312 66 50 14 2
6273 Of course I’m still investing. It’s just an economic downturn not as if our world is coming to an end. 1.2727 0.06312 66 50 14 2
6274 Hey Bill, I was gonna fire you but uh... I think we're all gonna be fire pretty soon. 1.2727 0.07012 66 52 10 4
6275 This hedge fund protects against anything. 1.2727 0.06312 66 50 14 2
6276 And if civilization is wiped out, we'll refund your deposit. 1.2727 0.06671 66 51 12 3
6277 ...and this insurance policy will protect your family against any catastrophe. 1.2727 0.06312 66 50 14 2
6278 Are you serious! They said the last resession would be the end of the world, yet here we are. 1.2727 0.06671 66 51 12 3
6279 I have a special long-term policy here that will also cover your children and grandchildren. 1.2727 0.06671 66 51 12 3
6280 Ha! They'll never see it coming. 1.2727 0.06312 66 50 14 2
6281 Rex from the planning department sent this memo that we could be wiped out by a meteor shower, can you imagine that! 1.2727 0.06671 66 51 12 3
6282 Meteors Smeteors - Dont try these silly excused on me, George 1.2727 0.06124 66 52 11 3
6283 And then, like a miracle, "it's going to disappear." 1.2727 0.07012 66 52 10 4
6284 Meteors are excluded from your business interruption policy. Why do you ask? 1.2727 0.07012 66 52 10 4
6285 With this merger, nothing can stop us now. 1.2727 0.06671 66 51 12 3
6286 You're now fully invested and diversified. What could go wrong? 1.2727 0.07337 66 53 8 5
6287 The asteroid insurance clause is a killer. 1.2727 0.07012 66 52 10 4
6288 Sales in Gatorade are up but I may soon need First Aid 1.2727 0.05931 66 49 16 1
6289 Well Sam, I think its time we chug these drinks! 1.2727 0.05931 66 49 16 1
6290 It's called dinosaur's revenge. 1.2727 0.06312 66 50 14 2
6291 Just initial here and here and then your Cosmic Disaster Rider will go into effect. 1.2727 0.06671 66 51 12 3
6292 You are just listening to your human brain.Relax 1.2727 0.06312 66 50 14 2
6293 Our handbag company started in the Amazon but it was too dangerous. 1.2727 0.06312 66 50 14 2
6294 |"Ah yes, that's our good ol' 'day after tomorrow' payment plan...|" 1.2727 0.05931 66 49 16 1
6295 Yep, it's a great premise for a cartoon, too bad the jokes on us. 1.2727 0.07337 66 53 8 5
6296 I think your idea for a sitcom is great. It should last at least a decade. 1.2727 0.05931 66 49 16 1
6297 Here is my proposal for tackling climate change. 1.2727 0.06312 66 50 14 2
6298 I wouldn’t sweat it; you never know what the future will bring. 1.2727 0.05931 66 49 16 1
6299 Yes, technically, in perpetuity. 1.2727 0.06312 66 50 14 2
6300 This looks very good for the long term... 1.2727 0.06312 66 50 14 2
6301 Let's table this proposal and let it die a slow death. 1.2727 0.06312 66 50 14 2
6302 I’m telling you, Tom, with me at the top, by this time next year our competitors will be extinct. 1.2727 0.06671 66 51 12 3
6303 We are looking for someone with grace and elegance to manage the front desk, someone who can pull that mugshot face when an angry client storms into our office. Yes, good, now hold that pose! 1.2714 0.06725 70 55 11 4
6304 We hope you're up to the task, these are hard times for everyone, you know? 1.2714 0.05727 70 52 17 1
6305 With this Bon-Ami merger, Comet won't stand a chance! 1.2714 0.06410 70 54 13 3
6306 Congratulations on your promotion Mr Glurp. I'm excited to see what you can do moving forward. 1.2706 0.05648 85 67 14 4
6307 If 2020 had played out in the paleolithic age... 1.2703 0.05198 74 54 20 0
6308 Yeah, I have many scales, I mean skills, including putting fires out 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
6309 Sir I'm excited to announce that we forecast this to be our best quarter ever. 1.2687 0.05856 67 50 16 1
6310 We do very important work here 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
6311 Life is unpredictable! Our insurance can make all the difference. Now how can I convince you? 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
6312 quickly sign here to decline the force majeure coverage... 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
6313 Oh no. Here we go again. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
6314 It’s all in how you don’t look at it 1.2687 0.05856 67 50 16 1
6315 ‘You sound like a damn Democrat’ 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
6316 Your chance of being hired here is as slim as a meteor hitting the earth. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
6317 In this business we pride ourselves on surviving all comers. 1.2687 0.06230 67 51 14 2
6318 In the long run, your net worth could be as high as $100 a barrel! 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
6319 A parade? No, I'm telling you, we need an unbelievably massive event, the likes of which nobody could ever foresee … okay? 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
6320 Risk assessment is over rated. 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
6321 Word is the cafeteria has a meatier entree that's to die for. 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
6322 Third quarter's projections are astronomical 1.2687 0.06918 67 53 10 4
6323 A million years of evolution has brought us to this point. What can go wrong now? 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
6324 The Ministry of Universe is sending a comet to supervise The 32th inter-species Zoom conference 1.2687 0.06583 67 52 12 3
6325 Yessiree, now this is what I call SURE-FIRE deal! Hahaha! 1.2676 0.05291 71 54 16 1
6326 It seems to be working. 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
6327 Look it’s not the end of the world Mike, she’ll only be getting half of... 1.2656 0.07128 64 51 9 4
6328 I’m taking hydroxychloroquine so I don’t die from the asteroid, it works! 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
6329 So, exactly which airlines should we be bailing out right now? 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
6330 I'd like to apply for a position of Stephen Miller 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
6331 No it’s not a zoom background. why do you ask? 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
6332 This is the opportunity of a lifetime. Just sign! 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
6333 If you don't close the deal before Monday, the company will be in an apocalyptic situation, it's either that or your dismissal. 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
6334 and thats all the paper work to complete your life insurance, just sign here and you are done 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
6335 Yes, I have been doing a digital detox and it's going great! Why do you ask? 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6336 Well I see you have a pre-existing condition... 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6337 I've thought it over and you can have the raise. 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6338 You'll have a blazing career with us, John 1.2656 0.07128 64 51 9 4
6339 What would your plan of action be if our office was affected by an emergency, national, global, or otherwise? 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6340 Are you ready to start right away? 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6341 Trust you instincts is better then become one 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
6342 forget about that... Whatever happens people will always love celebrities, and i can make the biggest Star on the planet 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6343 'You have a bright future here in our company.' 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
6344 You said you saw in your future that you will work as an astrologist here? 1.2656 0.05099 64 51 11 2
6345 We’ll keep your resume on file and notify you of any new openings. 1.2656 0.05783 64 50 12 2
6346 Any questions? Comets.. I mean comments? 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6347 You might as well sign it. It's the end of the world. 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
6348 Sorry, but we’re looking for someone with more growth potential. 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6349 Stop me if you’ve heard this 1.2656 0.05564 64 47 17 0
6350 We would like to fill this position immediately 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
6351 Why don’t we cross that bridge when it comes? 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6352 This form here releases us from all liability if your attempts at mind control on the humans backfires again, ending with Trump getting re-elected. 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
6353 Any other questions? 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
6354 Congratulations on becoming our new Head of Business Continuity Planning! 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6355 So it says here your carbon levels are high. Good. Good. 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6356 Interviewer: What’s your name? Interviwee: Hired Interviewer: You’re hired? Interviewee: Thank you so much! 1.2656 0.07128 64 51 9 4
6357 Oops you’re right, I don’t know why we had an act of god clause on this life insurance policy? I just removed it and looks like that brought your rate down dramatically... 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
6358 Here we go again 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
6359 It's amazing how seriously people take Dinosaur Tuesdays. 1.2656 0.07128 64 51 9 4
6360 Despite the downward trend, we expect a strong quarterly impact. 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6361 Sure we've had some lean years but I feel like things are really going to heat up 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6362 Congratulations. All your hard work has finally paid off! 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6363 Absolutely sir, this insurance covers everything, even pandemics! 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
6364 No, I've never seen an asteroid before. 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6365 we’re willing to discuss a stock option to grease the wheels 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
6366 Just sign the contract, it's unlikely something will happen to any of us anytime soon 1.2656 0.05564 64 47 17 0
6367 It’s a done deal! 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6368 Think bigger! Blue skies ideas only 1.2656 0.07128 64 51 9 4
6369 So what will happen if they eat you? 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6370 I've got a hunch Jerry just trust me...sell sell sell 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6371 The meteor is no longer a threat! We’re all set to reopen. 1.2656 0.07468 64 52 7 5
6372 I don’t like the font, redo it in Jokerman then I’ll read it! 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6373 End of the world they say. But in this office, we see everything as just another hedge opportunity. Sign here please. 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
6374 Did you hear about the new planet that's forming?? Exciting things happening, my boy! 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
6375 You don't have to decide right now, you know. It's not like the end of the world is coming tomorrow. 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
6376 Everyone needs to take the HR survey. No excuses this year. 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
6377 so... you say you can adapt to any situation? 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
6378 Now, I know what you're thinking... 'That sounds too good to be true!' 1.2656 0.07128 64 51 9 4
6379 So do you have any comets? Oops, I meant comments. Tyrannosaurus slip 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6380 It’s a really positive work environment. 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6381 Could you show me where the emergency exit is? 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
6382 Oh, I see we use the same manicurist 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
6383 Trust me when I say there’s not a single problem with this agreement I can’t solve! 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6384 Put your 'John Hancock' here and here. 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6385 Here's your chloroquine prescription. 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6386 Our number one priority is getting the economy back up and running. If we don’t, we’re done for! 1.2656 0.05564 64 52 11 1
6387 Your reports about the current crisis are too pessimistic, this is all about bringing hope of a bright future to the investors... 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6388 Hey, a few years of alimony is a small price to pay to get out of that whole ‘til death do us part’ thing. 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6389 We at The Alligator Press leave no stone unturned. 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6390 Joe plastics it’s the future sign here safe long lasting 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
6391 I would say my greatest asset is probably.. my crocodile tears 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
6392 I think this company can help to Make Pangea Great Again. 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
6393 I feel like your pitch could be a little meatier 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6394 We expect a trailblazer like you to hit the ground running and leave a real impact on the planet 1.2656 0.06952 64 53 6 5
6395 We really appreciate everything you’ve done for this company. Unfortunately, we’ve had to make some budget cuts what with the potential of asteroid collision with earth and all. 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6396 So, where do you see yourself in 5 seconds, Joe? 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
6397 Good news, the president has declared a national emergency. 1.2656 0.07468 64 52 7 5
6398 I Got one hot scoop for you! 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
6399 not a bad day. The market was up a hundred points. 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
6400 Don't move, this going to make a great fossil 1.2656 0.07128 64 51 9 4
6401 What do you mean, ‘the apocalypse’? It’s just a transfer, you’ll survive 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6402 . “And then they said it might be this year. Can you believe that malarkey?!” 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
6403 So, tell me about a time you faced adversity and how did you handle it? 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
6404 how about we pick this back up after lunch? 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6405 Son, I think you are too paranoid. Enough with these world end conspiracies! 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
6406 So... Sir, please sign the contract before we get extinct 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6407 The position includes a lifetime membership to the gym of your choice. 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6408 Your patience has paid off; you don’t see this kind of meteoric portfolio performance every day. 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
6409 Here’s your life insurance Mr. Croc. We care for our customers more than ourselves. 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6410 As you can see in our data, the safety record at all of our worldwide locations is excellent so far. 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
6411 Thank you for coming in. You have a bright future ahead of you. 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6412 No worries. We’re fully booked through next month but let’s get something on the calendar. 1.2656 0.05564 64 47 17 0
6413 Your insurance is approved. 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
6414 Welcome aboard, we have an amazing health insurance plan...short of Armageddon, it covers it all. Sign here please. 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
6415 Trust me Tim, there won’t be any job cuts anytime soon. 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6416 Lunch will arrive any minute now.. 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
6417 Can I opt to work from home? Now? 1.2656 0.05564 64 47 17 0
6418 I think the future is in the fossil fuel 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6419 It's once in a lifetime kind of deal 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
6420 Don’t worry! Imagine ... a virus originated from humans would be much worse! 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
6421 if you could sign here for the Make-A-Wish foundation... 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
6422 Look, We have the strongest economy and you’r going to get tired of winning! 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
6423 You’re sweating, want me to open the window? 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
6424 Tell me about a time when you weren’t prepared for something. 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
6425 -All done! -Seems so! 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6426 Our deadline is in 10 seconds. 1.2656 0.07128 64 51 9 4
6427 ...and I said, "baby, it's just a wet towel on bed. Stop acting like a meteorite has fallen" 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6428 What else could go wrong? 1.2656 0.07128 64 51 9 4
6429 I don’t know... I’ll need some time to decide. 1.2656 0.07128 64 51 9 4
6430 Now Frank I really think you should consider full coverage life insurance for those unforseen life events. 1.2656 0.04308 64 52 10 2
6431 So, where do you see your species in the next millenium? 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
6432 You never know when you might need life insurance. 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6433 Can you think of anything more frustrating than this quarterly report? 1.2656 0.07128 64 51 9 4
6434 Tell me, how quickly do you see yourself evolving here? 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6435 Can we continue to use Zoom backgrounds when we’re back in the office? 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6436 I absolutely recommend the extended warranty. 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
6437 As you can see, we have great life insurance coverage. . . 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
6438 '...and you're in luck, it's Tacos Tuesday in the canteen!' 1.2656 0.07128 64 51 9 4
6439 So, do you see yourself as someone who handles uncertainty effectively? 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6440 I told her last night. She never saw it coming. 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
6441 From one lizard, to another. . . 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
6442 No.This contract doesn't have a "Catastrophic Event Clause". Why do you ask? 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
6443 Everything was business as usual, until the meteor appeared! 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6444 Legally, we have only these two options left. Unless, of course, we get hit by an asteroid 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
6445 Wonderful! We should be in touch with you next week. 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
6446 It’s really great to be back in the office with everyone. 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6447 - “To mask or not to mask, that is the question?” 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
6448 don't worry. it will disappear and everything will end fine for us. it's totally under control" 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6449 I'll be honest, our projections aren't quite earth-shattering. 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6450 Do you like my new office? I finished moving in today. 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
6451 Welcome Mr Rex. Thats the right place to build a stellar career. May a stone strike me dead if that ain't true! 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6452 The stock options take two years to fully vest. 1.2656 0.07128 64 51 9 4
6453 Yes, that’s right, our building runs entirely on a mixture of hydroelectricity and solar power, coupled with the latest in energy storage techniques! 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
6454 Great job, buddy! This is what I call high-impact potential 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6455 You’ll be happy to know, after a review of the financials, it’s our formal opinion your company can operate as a going concern 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
6456 I guess, see you Monday ? 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6457 We are the biggest, best, most beautiful species! Nothing could negatively 'impact' us! 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
6458 It’s not like wearing a mask could actually save you from that anyways. 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
6459 We’re looking for someone with a sense of volunteerism, willing to take risks. Benefits include insurance, but that’s handled by HR. 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
6460 At least I’m going out with a bang ! 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
6461 Obviously, priority #1 is the economy. 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6462 Catastrophes are full right now but we may have something in marketing 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6463 Your resume looks great, but we're really looking for someone who has experience in asteroid survival. 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
6464 We are in a rally! 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
6465 Forget the mammals! 1.2656 0.07128 64 51 9 4
6466 Look at these numbers. I'm selling all my stocks and retiring to Florida immediately! 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6467 We’ve never been as powerful as we are today” 1.2656 0.05337 64 49 14 1
6468 Mr. Trumpthedon says the meteorite is just going to disappear one day—poof—just like that! I’m sure the scientists got something wrong, it’s not gonna kill us all! Right?! 1.2656 0.07128 64 51 9 4
6469 The curve will be flattened, I guarantee it. 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6470 Scientists? They’re just a bunch of conspiracy theorists. 1.2656 0.07468 64 52 7 5
6471 John we’re letting you go. In other words, you’re fired 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6472 So you're sure you want to refinance? 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6473 Congratulations, I'm so excited to welcome you to the team. We just need to run this paperwork through HR, so as long as nothing goes wrong anytime soon, you're good to go! 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6474 We also have this thing called "Summer Fridays" 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6475 Ah, there is one more thing... 1.2656 0.07128 64 51 9 4
6476 And how are you today? 1.2656 0.07128 64 51 9 4
6477 I think you will see for yourself, the future is bright here at Dino Enterprises. 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
6478 Let’s talk about expanding your horizons. 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
6479 ‘Screw you Dave’ 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
6480 This quarter’s earnings are going to have a massive impact on our stock price! 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
6481 Parlez vous Français 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6482 Sure, Mr. President. I’ll tell them all that the worst is certainly behind us. 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
6483 And if you sign today, you’ll receive mass extinction insurance FREE! 1.2656 0.07128 64 51 9 4
6484 This fake meteor-deepspace-conspiracy report from your tar pit crew will absolutely ignite our Iguana base! 1.2656 0.07468 64 52 7 5
6485 No I’m not a Vegetarian, I’m a Vegan! 1.2656 0.07128 64 51 9 4
6486 Our rates for extinction insurance are very competitive. 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
6487 things are moving fast here, I'm afraid we have to let you go. 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
6488 Their disagreement of how the manuscript should end had finally found closure. 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6489 s “so as you can see, refi rates are historically low, so there’s some silver lining...” 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
6490 Make it ambiguous in the fine print. Ignorance is bliss. 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
6491 We have products incoming. 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6492 Ignore it, Frank. Just ignore everything. 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
6493 Larry, I get the feeling you're not taking these TPS reports seriously and that creates a huge problem for me. 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6494 I only have twenty four minutes to explain this. 1.2656 0.07128 64 51 9 4
6495 I just canceled our insurance and saved a fortune! 1.2656 0.07128 64 51 9 4
6496 Bill, I'm going to step out for a cup of coffee. Can I get you anything? 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
6497 Hell yeah, we rule the Earth. We’re too big to fail! 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
6498 What do you see yourself doing twenty years from now ? 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
6499 You'll never regret signing up with our company. 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6500 This all looks great, when can you start? 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6501 "Why yes, the Act of God rider is included. 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6502 Yes Sir, your policy does cover falling objects like satellites, meteors or an asteroid. But the likelihood of such and event is extremely rare. 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6503 So what's it like being in charge again? 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6504 Relax, it's not a pandemic. 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6505 So, tell me, where do you see yourself in twenty years? 1.2656 0.07128 64 51 9 4
6506 And our pension plan is unrivaled! 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6507 Our prospects are astronomical 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
6508 Just so you know this offer has a firm deadline. 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6509 I swear on my baby dinos lives this is the best deal you will ever get! 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
6510 My horoscope was really strange today. 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
6511 Looking back, your ability to predict the country's economic success is great,really great 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6512 Are you finished with the Lacoste contract? 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
6513 Sure it's expensive, but this annuity gives you a guaranteed income for life 1.2656 0.07128 64 51 9 4
6514 Don't worry. It would take another Chicxulub for them to get out of this baby. 1.2656 0.07128 64 51 9 4
6515 Here are your long-term bonds, Don. Don't mind the rumors, you know, in theory, when it gets a little warmer, it miraculously goes away" 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
6516 Part of the job description entails keeping us up to date on any changes that can alter our competitive position" 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
6517 Sorry but we’ve temporarily suspended our extinction event coverage. 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
6518 Please sign here to confirm the termination of your "global catastrophe" insurance policy. 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
6519 Hey, I hear shares in Comet are about to explode! 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
6520 The forecast shows you can make a killing by moving your portfolio over to fossil fuels. 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
6521 Keep in mind this is strictly a short term loan. 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
6522 And where do you see yourself in five seconds. 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6523 This is the best offer you’ll see in this lifetime. 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
6524 And this insurance here will protect you from any future E.L.E.! 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6525 this will hit the news like a great ball of fire! 1.2656 0.07468 64 52 7 5
6526 So, whatcha think of my latest Zoom Background? 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
6527 And check this out...we have a great equity plan! 1.2656 0.07128 64 51 9 4
6528 Our projections indicate we'll be in business for another million years! 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
6529 It's a great story but it lacks impact. 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
6530 I tell you--we've really made a killing this period by firing all those useless Galileosaurs. 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6531 Jurassic jerks, Cretaceans rule these days. 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
6532 Thank you for purchasing pandemic insurance. 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6533 Oh, yes. This job is good for a long time. 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6534 Just sign here...there’s no need for an extinction clause. 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6535 Why no, the company's life insurance policy does not cover global annihilation. Why do you ask? 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6536 It’s a great story, Andy, but I think the “meteor destroying ending” is too far-fetched. 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6537 Yes, I agree. Climate change is a hoax. 1.2656 0.07793 64 53 5 6
6538 This insurance policy doesn't cover extinction. 1.2656 0.07128 64 51 9 4
6539 This umbrella policy really covers everything, unless there's something like a meteor strike. That never happens. 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
6540 Asteroid? Everyone knows that's a hoax. 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
6541 Future's looking bright, TR! 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
6542 Barring any unforeseen circumstances, I think you will find the terms to be excellent. 1.2656 0.07468 64 52 7 5
6543 Your Idea? Not a chance in a billion years 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
6544 Excellent quarterly results for our shareholders - things are looking bright. 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6545 No rush to decide – we’ve got all day. 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
6546 By signing this contract I guarantee a new life is on it's way. 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6547 It's probably nothing 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
6548 And we have excellent health and dental plans. 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
6549 Congrats on making it to the final round of interviews! 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
6550 Better archive these...we’re going to be around for a long long time 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
6551 You're hired. YOU will be the agent of change here. 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
6552 Things couldn't be better, we do you say a crash is coming? 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
6553 I hope your employment here will be long and prosperous" 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
6554 This contract will assure your job security...and eliminates any unexpected surprises 1.2656 0.07128 64 51 9 4
6555 What's all this hysteria about mass extinctions? 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
6556 No, Ted, I'm not closing the office. It's just a hoax. 1.2656 0.07128 64 51 9 4
6557 Don’t worry. The pandemic will probably get us before it reaches earth. 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
6558 Welcome to the CUNY system. Your job is safe with us. 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6559 How,if you don't mind me asking,will you spend the premium you saved by opting for the meteor exclusion? 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
6560 Unfortunately, we have to rescind your offer due to impending extinction. In times like these, I’m sure you understand. 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
6561 And what exactly concerns you regarding our catastrophic event clause? 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6562 Of course this fund is stable! 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
6563 Now that we have the 5-year plan done, we can just relax for a while. 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6564 Your going to love the annual bonus. 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6565 Well, barring a natural disaster, it looks like you get that corner office and company car, Mr. Vice President. Congratu.... 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6566 The rates on this life insurance policy are guaranteed not to go up! 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
6567 Looking for your e-mail - Found it here - it's in Incoming 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6568 Do it,” they said, “For just an extra $5 we can install bulletproof glass so strong it would stop a meteor” they said. But I didn’t fall for it 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
6569 Sorry, our benefit package doesn't cover cataclysms. Why do you ask? 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6570 Congratulations Bob, looks like life is really turning around for you. Welcome to the team... partner. 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
6571 This life insurance even covers 'Acts of God'. 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
6572 I think we should focus on the short-term goals in the strategic plan. 1.2656 0.07128 64 51 9 4
6573 Of course the job comes with health insurance, why do you ask? 1.2656 0.07468 64 52 7 5
6574 I’m sure all these warm blooded start-ups will burn out in no time. 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6575 It's a fine resume,Charles. Why do you look so glum? 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6576 I'm sorry, but nothing here tells me you're the kind of cold-blooded killer we're looking for. 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
6577 Welcome on board, Charles. I think the future is going to be very exciting. 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6578 past performance is no guarantee of future success 1.2656 0.07128 64 51 9 4
6579 Don't you wish we were Cockroaches? 1.2656 0.07128 64 51 9 4
6580 I wouldn't worry about lack of coverage for "acts of God"; we'll still be here a million years from now. 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
6581 I say it's a hoax 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
6582 Listen, I’m not asking you to sign your life away! 1.2656 0.04308 64 52 10 2
6583 So if you'll just sign on the bottom line your policy will be activated immediately. 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
6584 "Do you believe in Karma? 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
6585 That’s the idea for now, but of course plans can change. 1.2656 0.07128 64 51 9 4
6586 As Jimmy saw the meteor approaching, he knew he had been cursed for sticking his chewed gum underneath the seat. 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
6587 It’s only a temporary position.. 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6588 How do you spell catastrophic? 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6589 I'm so glad we live in the Cretaceous period. The Jurassic was just so yesterday. 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
6590 You seem distracted. We have medication for that. 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
6591 Trust me, you won't live through it twice. 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
6592 You do realize this position is temporary." Stan Tusan, Phoenix, OR 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
6593 I'll sign that over my dead body. 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
6594 Believe me. In a few days global warming won't be a problem. 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
6595 Relax - the only contingencies in this contract are for a pandemic or an asteroid strike... We’re golden! 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
6596 Sorry, but there's not enough time to finalize your will. 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
6597 Our future has never looked brighter. 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6598 I like that gleam in your eye. 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
6599 They loved your script. Filming stars next week. Nothing can stop us now! 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
6600 So thanks for interviewing and one last question: where do you see yourself five years from now? 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
6601 We didn't get everything, but it's not like it's the end of th 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6602 Stock Market hit another all-time high yesterday - despite the Russian hoax story! Also, jobs numbers are starting to look very good! 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
6603 Yes, asteroid-strike coverage is included at no extra cost. 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
6604 Look! We are immune and the first line Of defense, so chill, Dino 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
6605 The force majeure clause could be better, but that's not a hill worth dying on. 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6606 This annuity will last until hell freezes over. 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
6607 So waddya say. I need an answer by tomorrow. 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6608 I assure you the force majeure clause is simply a formality 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
6609 Reptiles rule. 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
6610 Of course it's a predatory loan. 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
6611 Okay, all that's left to sign are these insurance forms. 1.2656 0.07128 64 51 9 4
6612 Finally made it. All's right with my world. 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
6613 The world is our oyster. 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
6614 And this is your extinction insurance policy" 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6615 “If meteors were a real threat, would I be re-opening the economy?” 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
6616 Can't decide which caption to go with. This lizard's gonna sleep on it til tomorrow! 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6617 Where do you see yourself in five centuries? 1.2656 0.07128 64 51 9 4
6618 Listen, there's still time to buy 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
6619 All this chatter about comets is fake news! 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
6620 Duuuude!!! You got it made. This is a lifetime contract! 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6621 you can also obtain Meteor Coverage for that one in a billion chance of a hit 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6622 Don't worry, sir, the 'meteor strike' clause in the new policy is just boilerplate. 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
6623 as you can see behind me that is how you got to this paradise 1.2656 0.07128 64 51 9 4
6624 Hey, it's not like it's the end of the world, Howard. 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6625 The smart money knows all that talk about our imminent demise is junk science. 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
6626 Sure, the pay's a little low, but the long-term prospects are outstanding! 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6627 Sorry to keep you waiting, we at Cretaceous Life Insurance make an effort to respect our clients' time. 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
6628 I tell you Gorg, nothing can stop us now, nothing! 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
6629 You're our top selling agent again this quarter... now how about a smile? 1.2656 0.05783 64 50 12 2
6630 Hey, have you heard this dumb rumour about something called an asteroid? 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6631 So barring any unforeseen circumstances, we are good to go. 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6632 Look Bill, it’s not the end of the world if you miss the finance presentation on Monday. 1.2656 0.05564 64 47 17 0
6633 You’re hired, Welcome to the New York Times! We needed some fresh blood to cover the election. 1.2656 0.07468 64 52 7 5
6634 Best. Zoom. Meeting. Ever. The job is yours. 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
6635 I LOVE it Donny, I really do, but I asked you to lighten this up. You make it sound like we’re humans living through 2020. 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6636 I've looked at our sales projections and it's obvious that nothing is going to slow us down. 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
6637 Talk about a deal, that sucker didn’t even know what hit him. 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6638 It's union scale lizard act for insurance company, They need you on the job immediately. 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6639 Of course, the world won't end when you die, but-- 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
6640 Yes, you’re 100% covered in the unlikely event of a natural disaster 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
6641 Hit the decks, Rex. 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
6642 Yeah, 97 percent of 'em say we're doomed, but I don't believe it. 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
6643 ...and, lastly, where do you see yourself in five million years? 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
6644 Profits are up! Consumer confidence is at an all time high! What could go wrong? 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6645 - Come on man...you're fired, it’s not the end of the world. 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
6646 Let's get right to the point, Adam. You're fired. 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
6647 As far as the added policy costs for meteor disaster coverage, we've never had to pay a claim for it, so it's something you probably never need to worry about! 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
6648 Never in a million years will you see an opportunity like this! 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6649 Now, lets talk about your long-term benefits. 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
6650 Bargains? Vegetable futures! In the pits! 1.2656 0.07128 64 51 9 4
6651 No worries, this is going to go away! 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6652 Today is our last offer, you need to act fast 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
6653 You could always model the descaling lotion during your Avon party. 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6654 Your resume looks impressive but do you have any experience that isn’t prehistoric? 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
6655 Y'know Ralph, that 15 minutes will save you 15% bullshit got us to where we are today. 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
6656 It’s time to retire before I burn out... 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6657 The stock market is soaring! Thank goodness I invested when I did. 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
6658 Come on Sid, sign here and you'll never regret it. 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
6659 Why wouldn't we want the long haul on this contract? 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6660 This one here says you agree to stay in the bunker until the extinction is over. Please sign. 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6661 Did you know I was number one on Facebook? I just found out I’m number one on Facebook. I thought that was very nice. 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6662 And down the road, you’ll really appreciate our retirement plan. 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
6663 Thank you for investing in this new diversified portfolio of real estate projects located throughout the city that our team identifies, acquires, and manages on your behalf. 1.2656 0.05337 64 49 14 1
6664 Just to let you know, this is a limited time offer. 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6665 We offer a stellar benefits plan. 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
6666 Barring an act of God, this life insurance policy is guaranteed to pay out. 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6667 This offer is limited. 1.2656 0.07128 64 51 9 4
6668 I feel it in my bones. Our story will be around forever. 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6669 Now is the perfect time to enter the housing market! These locations will always be highly sought after and will increase in value no matter the circumstance. 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
6670 Philip, I think we’ve come to the end of your time here at Dinoplastics. 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6671 Dinosaurs in the C suite: Why sexual harassment claims get ignored 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6672 I really wouldn't worry about the interest rate. 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
6673 Have you plans for luncheon? 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
6674 Relax, just another fake challenge to mail-in voting. 1.2656 0.07128 64 51 9 4
6675 Definitely a hoax. 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
6676 the work of dinosaurs before extinction 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
6677 I don't know where I see myself in 5 years anymore. 1.2656 0.07128 64 51 9 4
6678 And here are your stock options. We obviously want you to be in this for the long term. We're not going anywhere. 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6679 ...and, if you sign today, I'll include the double indemnity clause at no extra cost! 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
6680 And so you can see, if you diversify your portfolio, you have nothing to worry about. 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
6681 And where do you see yourself in five million years? 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
6682 Well yes, obviously you made a mistake. But there's no need to worry; it's not the end of the world. 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
6683 I think you'll find the terms cover every contingency. 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6684 Here are your contract papers, Lenny. If you do a good job, you can expect to work with us for a long time. 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
6685 You're hired! You can relax now, the scary part is over. 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
6686 Futures for the Cretaceous Period are up, nothing can crater our growth now. 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
6687 Unfortunately all stories about our company hiring for its lizard people department are just rumours. 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6688 Cheer up Jenkins. "The sun will come out tomorrowwww!" 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
6689 You know, I really think this is going to be my year. 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6690 Whaddya mean, you don't wanna sign a 10-year contract? 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6691 The contract is rock solid. You're set for Life !! 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
6692 Your resume suggests a meteoric rise to the top. You might be sitting in my chair one day. 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
6693 In the 65 million years we 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6694 C'mon, we're top of the food chain. Let's own this world. 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6695 A long time ago, on a planet not far away . . . 1.2656 0.07128 64 51 9 4
6696 Why yes, Bill, we are renovating. Why do you ask? 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
6697 Rules are good. But this is bigger than rules. 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6698 Impressive resume Bob, but HR thinks bringing in a hairless mammal might take us in a new direction. 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
6699 Accept this offer and your future is secure! 1.2656 0.07468 64 52 7 5
6700 This insurance is very comprehensive. It will protect you in any case. 1.2656 0.07128 64 51 9 4
6701 Sure, I see it, Ralph. Just for the record, Epstein didn’t kill himself. 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6702 excuse me...I REALLY got to pee.. 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
6703 I know it's years overdue, but the board has finally approved your promotion to company president. 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6704 Tomorrow? What do you mean, tomorrow? The whole world could end by tomorrow! 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
6705 You'll love the medical coverage and the pension plan! 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
6706 I can only give you a short- term contract 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
6707 Dow is at all time high and Trump did not get reelected, what could go wrong? 1.2656 0.07128 64 51 9 4
6708 And now that we rule the world,... 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
6709 You have to be thick skinned to come on board with us! 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
6710 its going to take them a long time to rebuild all of this 1.2656 0.06197 64 51 10 3
6711 Barring the unexpected, I'd say we have a deal! 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
6712 I tell you, Jim, there is nothing better than knowing you have secured a solid future for you and your family! 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6713 Right in the back of the head, he said quietly. 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
6714 Can you believe they fell for this - they’re sending us her little sister 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
6715 Quick, sign here and you're in charge. 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
6716 And we're expecting things to just blow up in the next quarter. 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
6717 If it ain’t one thing, it’s another... 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
6718 What could go wrong? Stop dragon your feet and sign. 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
6719 How does starting tomorrow sound? 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
6720 So there’s this virus, the humans are f@*#ked and we are it! Didn’t see that comin heh?! 1.2656 0.07468 64 52 7 5
6721 According to my projections, we can expect only 50.000 dead. Maybe 100,000, tops. 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
6722 No, this isn’t a long-term contract. Let’s just wait and see what happens. 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6723 What are your goals for the future? 1.2656 0.07128 64 51 9 4
6724 Ahhh...at last we finished the McGinty merger. Nothing but smooth sailing ahead! 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6725 And the opportunities here are limitless! 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
6726 The good news? Your credit score puts you well within our premium 6 Million Years Later museum display plan. 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
6727 As you can see, we've had a million years of sustained growth and can expect a million more. 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
6728 You’re well-positioned for whatever the future brings. 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6729 Call me a crazy dinosaur if you’d like, but I am truly committed to this long range business plan. 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
6730 You show great vision for future events. 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
6731 We unfortunately don't offer health benefits for pre-existing conditions 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
6732 Would you like to see our Catastrophic Damage Insurance Plan? 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
6733 Those toenails look fabulous! Who does them? 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
6734 Your new policy covers Acts of God. 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
6735 It's yours. Just sign here. 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
6736 Just sign here. It's an ironclad contract, you know. Only a mass extinction could break this one! 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
6737 Absolutely 1.2656 0.07128 64 51 9 4
6738 Love the view, but wish there was something to block the afternoon sun. 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6739 Cheer up, it's not the end of the world. 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
6740 I have a life insurance policy just like this. 1.2656 0.05564 64 47 17 0
6741 Now if you'll just sign this insurance policy by the X you can relax and not worry about anything ever again. 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
6742 Don't be paranoid, that clause relates to some cataclysmic event nonsense. 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
6743 I keep telling the boss that we can let each division take care of its own emergency preparedness. What could possibly go wrong? 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6744 I mean really, even Haley's Comet comes around only once in awhile. 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6745 Better act quickly. This offer expires soon! 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6746 I've been wanting to convert to an open air office for a long time, but I'm not sure how to do it. 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
6747 You remember what happened to the dinosaurs, sign right here! 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6748 It’s going to be a life changing event to our species especially in the reptile resources department. 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
6749 You don't have to read the fine print, it's just minor details and nothing to worry about! 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
6750 Well, your resume looks very good. Can you start tomorrow? 1.2656 0.07128 64 51 9 4
6751 ”Well, Mr. Gekko, that’s quite the insider tip... 1.2656 0.07128 64 51 9 4
6752 When I need to rest my eyes I look out the window. 1.2656 0.07128 64 51 9 4
6753 Dave, I think we should put this whole wife-fucking business behind us and just focus on the future. What do you say? 1.2656 0.07468 64 52 7 5
6754 Let’s ensure our strategy is future-proof 1.2656 0.05099 64 51 11 2
6755 Pay's fifteen fish an hour. 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
6756 What do you mean "we're all going to croak?" 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
6757 You have a bright future at this company. 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6758 There is a footnote in the agreement stating that if you were to die by an asteroid hitting Earth, your life insurance policy would be null and void. Like that's going to happen! 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6759 I think the employees will appreciate we added long-term disability. 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6760 You can start immediately...but you only have one second. 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
6761 Reptiles are back for good! 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
6762 Reptiles are back. 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6763 We’re letting you go. Try to be thick-skinned about it. 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
6764 Congratulations! We've made you a partner. We'll set you up in the corner office on Monday--assming, that is, we're not all wiped out by an deluge of asteroids before then. 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
6765 A flood at your new house is about as likely as an asteroid! 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6766 Better sign now - we may not be able to give you the same deal tomorrow. 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
6767 Why would you opt for our long term disability policy? 1.2656 0.07128 64 51 9 4
6768 Daydream of a dinosaur life insurance salesman. 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
6769 Just sign here. What are the odds you won’t have thousands of offspring? 1.2656 0.07468 64 52 7 5
6770 We've gotten everyone but Elon Musk. 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
6771 Sadly, you might be right, Frank. But I have no doubt that Capitalism itself will never go extinct. 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
6772 On second thought, maybe I will take the transfer to Florida. 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
6773 Ignore the press. We’re too big to fail. Literally. 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
6774 And the humans will always presume that we died as scavengers. 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6775 We're offering short-term employment only. Must be excited by fast paced change. 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
6776 I understand- you've got a lot of potential, and nothing ever happens over at your asteroid patrol job, anyway. So work here instead. I'm sure all dinos will be grateful. It's the Cretaceous Period, after all- there's nothing to worry about." 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6777 Pessimism? Not in our mission statement. why do you ask? 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
6778 Simply sign here and you'll be set for life! 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6779 We'll survive this, but I need to know when sports are returning. 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6780 The humans thought it was the end of the world when we took over. 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6781 Okay you get the job if you can spell tyrannosaurus. 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6782 Great news! Your policy covers everything but incoming meteorites. 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
6783 It's your lucky day! I just wiped out all of your debt! 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
6784 So tell me... where do you expect to be five epochs from now? 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6785 Your policy includes: Volcano, Flooding and an Asteroid falling from the sky, just sign the dotted line and you are good. 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6786 What do ya think? This new painting is called "the end of an era" I mean I don't really get it but hey! that's art right? 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6787 Sign this, and then we'll see what happens next. 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
6788 Can we review the extinction clause? 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6789 ...ceteris paribus... 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
6790 Very good, then. Now, be sure to see HR about your retirement plan. 1.2656 0.06394 64 49 13 2
6791 Henry your dedication over these last 36 years has not gone unnoticed. Here's your retirement bonus, with interest, the keys to your new home and car and the board members all agreed you receive a profit sharing bonus as well! Enjoy! 1.2656 0.07128 64 51 9 4
6792 And our pension can't be beat. 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
6793 Nobody is a more stable genus than I am. 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
6794 Welcome aboard. I know you're anxious to make a big splash. 1.2656 0.06771 64 50 11 3
6795 This weather report'll kill ya. 1.2656 0.07128 64 51 9 4
6796 Whatever, I'm okay with 30k. 1.2656 0.05994 64 48 15 1
6797 You're fully protected with this policy. 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
6798 I'm a better negotiator than you," and when I duck, you will die from the missle headed at you, and you're "Fired. 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
6799 Finally Business as usual, again 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
6800 This recession is killing us. 1.2647 0.06151 68 52 14 2
6801 Sorry, surviving a K2 extinction is not in the job description. 1.2647 0.06498 68 53 12 3
6802 First warning - according to your employment contract your task is to scare the kids, not eat them. 1.2639 0.05231 72 53 19 0
6803 This is a great exterminating plan! Those pesky mammal critters will disappear! 1.2639 0.06558 72 59 8 5
6804 i feel like this idea is gonna hit like a... 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
6805 Your rise in the company has been meteoric. 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
6806 It’s fail-proof 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
6807 Reptilian resilience is futile. 1.2615 0.05915 65 49 15 1
6808 Yes the meteor shower may look bad from your perspective but is it really worse than some shooting stars? Please sign here. 1.2615 0.07029 65 52 9 4
6809 I like the fact that we can work without makeup now. 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
6810 Alright listen, we are willing to negotiate. 1.2615 0.05915 65 49 15 1
6811 Sorry. I really can't waive the waiting period on a new extinction insurance policy at this time. 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
6812 Unexpected visitor joining your meeting 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
6813 I am pleased to offer you a SHORT-term loan. 1.2615 0.05493 65 50 14 1
6814 How would you like a great deal on print ads in our magazine? 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
6815 If you're ready to Transition To Greatness, sign here! 1.2615 0.07029 65 52 9 4
6816 I think the sequel will be super hot! 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
6817 We expect that it will all be over by the end of next week. 1.2615 0.06678 65 51 11 3
6818 And this policy will pay double should you die of a heavenly body hitting you. 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
6819 You shouldn't have any trouble meeting your monthly sales quota. 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
6820 Seems like everything is good here — unless something surprising sneaks up on us. 1.2615 0.05915 65 49 15 1
6821 No worries about your portfolio. It’s a great time to be sitting at the top of the food chain! 1.2615 0.03969 65 50 15 0
6822 You are going to love your new home in the Townes of La Brea! 1.2615 0.05915 65 49 15 1
6823 An evolutionary job offer as fine as this won't come around for another 65 million years. 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
6824 I’ll meteor later - gator! 1.2615 0.05915 65 49 15 1
6825 We expect a short-term slowdown followed by a quick recovery 1.2615 0.06308 65 50 13 2
6826 It’s not a lay off, it’s a furlough 1.2609 0.06414 69 56 9 4
6827 But is it scalable? 1.2609 0.06073 69 55 11 3
6828 Bob, we need more money! 1.2609 0.06414 69 54 12 3
6829 It says on your resume you are hard-working, diligent, and assiduous. Are you a Kotasaurus or a Thesaurus? 1.2588 0.05333 85 68 15 2
6830 You don’t have enough spine to work here 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
6831 I'll be right back, I have to step out and make a call. 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
6832 No, Greta, our decision to stop offering health benefits had nothing to do with it. 1.2581 0.07249 62 50 8 4
6833 Even if you study it, history is bound to repeat itself. 1.2581 0.07249 62 50 8 4
6834 So you’re using Godzilla as a reliable reference in your application? 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
6835 Our culture here really values positivity 1.2581 0.07249 62 50 8 4
6836 We are planning to expand further you know 1.2581 0.06056 62 47 14 1
6837 Alright so if you could sign here within the next minute or so... 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
6838 So, this is the 10 year plan against climate change that I have worked out. Isn't it great? 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
6839 Where do you see yourself in the next hour? 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
6840 As you can see, the markets have been at an all-time high. I’d say it’s an excellent time to invest that nest egg. 1.2581 0.06056 62 47 14 1
6841 We just offer flood insurance here - explain to me this fire concept again 1.2581 0.06056 62 47 14 1
6842 I can see you rocket your way to the top 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
6843 ...and our research here clearly demonstrates why we don’t believe in the so-called “tail-end” risks... 1.2581 0.06056 62 47 14 1
6844 I see that coming 1.2581 0.06056 62 47 14 1
6845 As long as the economy is great nothing bad can happen 1.2581 0.07249 62 50 8 4
6846 This is an “upscale” establishment we run here. 1.2581 0.07249 62 50 8 4
6847 And finally, how do you envision the evolution of the brand? 1.2581 0.07249 62 50 8 4
6848 Well, your future with this company looks very promising. 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
6849 It’s never too late to think about the future! Come on, let’s look ahead, Mr Rex! Sign this blessed contract! This policy on natural disasters is the best ever! 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
6850 so, tell me about your mom 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
6851 Sorry, you are fired. Com'on, this is not the end of the world. 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
6852 How can they even suggest you’re cold blooded. Your eyes are glowing! 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
6853 Let's get through the next 5 seconds and I'll get back to you about the next 5 million years. 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
6854 We like to have fun here. 1.2581 0.06056 62 47 14 1
6855 ...so the guys says I want my steak to be, meteor! 1.2581 0.07249 62 50 8 4
6856 Here, we pride ourselves on long-term solutions instead of short-tern fixes. 1.2581 0.07249 62 50 8 4
6857 I know the world is ending, but this is your severance package 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
6858 Mr Dino Saur, I personally guarantee this investment can withstand all economic downturns. 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
6859 The moment Alvin realizes there’s nothing left standing in the way of his dream finance job 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
6860 Barring any setbacks, you can start tomorrow. 1.2581 0.06056 62 47 14 1
6861 ~ waiting for that meteor to fall over my alligator boss's head . 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
6862 Never look back... 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
6863 Yeah, I am fully confident in our competitive moat. 1.2581 0.06056 62 47 14 1
6864 So it says here you're proficient in excel? 1.2581 0.05603 62 46 16 0
6865 We know this position is more junior that you were hoping for but there’s lots of potential for growth. 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
6866 Fred have a look to the risk reports take your time 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
6867 PR for Chernobyl? The WH is looking for talent like that. 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
6868 ‘The way we’re treating our planet...I feel bad for the next generation, climate change is real’ 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
6869 Tell me, what can you bring to the team? . 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
6870 It’s all good. 1.2581 0.06056 62 47 14 1
6871 Go ahead and open more accounts in the customers name. If they call you, say it was a processing error." "But sir, I'm a lizard monster, not a human! I have morals! 1.2581 0.07605 62 51 5 5
6872 Your reference said you’re good at working under heat and pressure, could you provide an example? 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
6873 I would definitely suggest buying something in the South, the economy’s looking great 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
6874 We’re looking for someone who’s proficient in Microsoft Word. 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
6875 Listen. If you’re going to write a story for the front page, at least have a real story. None of this fake news meteor hitting earth stuff. 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
6876 'So would you say you manage to stay calm in a crisis situation ' 1.2581 0.06056 62 47 14 1
6877 Welcome to the extinct lands. Hope the asteroid was comfortable. 1.2581 0.05109 62 50 10 2
6878 Sigh, another post apocalyptic script! Come up with something real 1.2581 0.07249 62 50 8 4
6879 Thank you for coming into the office today. 1.2581 0.06056 62 47 14 1
6880 Let's go paperless next year. 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
6881 The profits this quarter will be amazing! 1.2581 0.06056 62 47 14 1
6882 The outlook is rosy, Cousin. Not even a deadly virus could stop us now 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
6883 Well Hell, Bernie - you just tested positive for Covid 1.2581 0.07605 62 51 6 5
6884 Life’s good! Don’t you think? 1.2581 0.06056 62 47 14 1
6885 You know... that's not what I had in mind when I said "make it happen" 1.2581 0.06056 62 47 14 1
6886 We’re having a special rate on the two million year mortgage. It’s a safe option. 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
6887 How do you propose we let consumers know that we are here for them during these difficult times? 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
6888 So I said to the big boss "don't you worry, NOTHING is going to blow up this deal!" 1.2581 0.06056 62 47 14 1
6889 ... and I never looked back. 1.2581 0.06056 62 47 14 1
6890 What do you mean by long term plans? 1.2581 0.06056 62 47 14 1
6891 Due to some unexpected changes, we are going to have to let you go. 1.2581 0.06056 62 47 14 1
6892 For sure this contract has bright future! 1.2581 0.07249 62 50 8 4
6893 Thank you for hiring me! I appreciate being President Trump’s new Press Secretary. 1.2581 0.07249 62 50 8 4
6894 Of course you’re getting the loan. Animal spirits are at an all time high. 1.2581 0.05603 62 46 16 0
6895 I guess greed and extinction are a thing these days. 1.2581 0.06056 62 47 14 1
6896 Sign now, before my Godzilla mode is activated! 1.2581 0.07249 62 50 8 4
6897 Ugh. Wtf did they eat in Wuhan now? 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
6898 I know it might be inconvenient now, but things are getting scary out there and we really need you to start wearing a mask. 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
6899 I can also tell the future... 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
6900 Oh, i’ve heard about that, it’s just fake news. 1.2581 0.07249 62 50 8 4
6901 But if you get this job, you have to get a camouflage mask and we don’t provide them 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
6902 Sorry, the chair’s a little wobbly. I’ve got to get that thing fixed. 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
6903 And here, Max, is this weird offer I just received from the Natural History museum 1.2581 0.06056 62 47 14 1
6904 So tell me Carl, what would you say is your greatest weakness? 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
6905 No it's not a crock! Just sign here please. 1.2581 0.06056 62 47 14 1
6906 The future is so, SO bright... 1.2581 0.06056 62 47 14 1
6907 Your meteoric rise in this company is about to come to an end @pascaleblower 1.2581 0.07605 62 51 6 5
6908 It’s a comprehensive policy. 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
6909 They can call us dinosaurs, but with deals like this the future is all ours. 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
6910 T-Rex says he wants to know exactly what the hell force majeure means. 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
6911 Great perks and an extinction clause. 1.2581 0.07249 62 50 8 4
6912 If your numbers are correct, we’re about to explode! 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
6913 The market has already priced it in. 1.2581 0.06056 62 47 14 1
6914 I can't believe you're excepting our APR at 50%! 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
6915 And that, Bill, is why nothing can stop us now. 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
6916 Relax. It would take a cosmic event for us to miss our quota this quarter. 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
6917 It’s not the end of the world if you sign this 1.2581 0.05603 62 46 16 0
6918 This is just a formality. After all...extinction is not in our DNA. 1.2581 0.07249 62 50 8 4
6919 Welcome aboard Miss Saurus. Here's to a long and productive relationship with Comet Corporation, Inc. 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
6920 I’m glad to hear that cleaning the swamp is in line with your ambitions . 1.2581 0.07249 62 50 8 4
6921 Cheer up! We’re about to save a bunch on payroll. 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
6922 This is wonderful Dr. Alvarez. Your story line is so preposterous that even 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
6923 I have a feeling I won't be needing life insurance. 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
6924 The new projections are going to change your world! 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
6925 There's some concern about how the network will handle the transition to the new epoch 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
6926 Barring a complete and utter catastrophe, I'd say you're thoroughly covered. 1.2581 0.06056 62 47 14 1
6927 We like to look at the big picture; weigh our risks and play the long game” 1.2581 0.06056 62 47 14 1
6928 You need to fight your lizard brain. I see no risk in your future. 1.2581 0.06056 62 47 14 1
6929 You see, the dinosaurs never figured out how to leverage the power of legal documents.. 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
6930 We are on the threshold of a whole new era I like to call The Dinocene. 1.2581 0.07249 62 50 8 4
6931 The second life insurance policy covers multiple generations. 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
6932 Replace me?? Right. You and what meteor? 1.2581 0.05603 62 46 16 0
6933 I see under weaknesses you’ve written, ‘passive in high stress situations’” 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
6934 Everything's under control, it's going to just disappear, and, by the way, the stock market is starting to look very good again. 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
6935 Your beneficiaries need to understand that this life policy does not cover acts of God. 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
6936 Mr. Lizard, we just hire optimistic and positive dudes to join our team. You are way too negative about life. 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
6937 You might want to think twice about that reservation you just made. 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
6938 Let's move forward with our original plan. It's not like the world will end if we have to make some adjustments later. 1.2581 0.06056 62 47 14 1
6939 Don't listen to what they say, take all the time you need. 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
6940 There's no better time to start saving for retirement 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
6941 I'm not sure, Mr. Rex, this new "Fossil Fuel" idea might put this company under too much pressure. 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
6942 Well, according to the contract, this is your city now. 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
6943 Force Majeure clause? You Tertiarians have been so coddled. 1.2581 0.06056 62 47 14 1
6944 Rest assured, our company has a proud 175 million-year history. 1.2581 0.06056 62 47 14 1
6945 IN A MILLION YEARS, THEY'RE GOING TO REALLY WONDER ABOUT THIS 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
6946 Those Scientists don't know what they're talking about! Let's go get a drinks! 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
6947 Great Extinction? You're kidding, right? 1.2581 0.06056 62 47 14 1
6948 We're offering you a great deal; show a little enthusiasm. 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
6949 Look Stephens, for once, a contract giving us the credit we deserve. 1.2581 0.06056 62 47 14 1
6950 This extinction policy currently has a 50% discount for the next five minutes. 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
6951 I'm pleased to finally offer you that promotion. 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
6952 Just sign it already! The only way you can lose is if the world ends tomorrow. 1.2581 0.06056 62 47 14 1
6953 Let me assure you, now is definitely a good time to buy! The market is starting to rebound. Oil futures are looking extremely promising. 1.2581 0.06271 62 50 9 3
6954 I told you removing the force majeure clause would get this done! 1.2581 0.06056 62 47 14 1
6955 I told you you, your ex- gave you another 30 seconds to make up your mind, and then the whole deal will "blow-up" -- well, your 30 seconds has expired, and your life is about to go "kaboom"! 1.2581 0.07605 62 51 6 5
6956 It’s been a terrific three years. Nothing can stop my reelection. 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
6957 I told him no mammals are going to work for this company in my lifetime. 1.2581 0.07249 62 50 8 4
6958 You have delayed long enough.. sign the papers before we become extinct. 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
6959 As I always say, if we live in fear, we'll never get the economy back on track. 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
6960 This slide seems too direct. Make a new deck. 1.2581 0.06056 62 47 14 1
6961 I think our readers are done with dystopian fiction 1.2581 0.07249 62 50 8 4
6962 Our company's health coverage is out of this world. 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
6963 This opportunity is now or never. 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
6964 Where do you see yourself in 10,000 years? 1.2581 0.06056 62 47 14 1
6965 Life are at the top of the food chain-how sweet it is" "The future is limitless" 1.2581 0.06478 62 50 9 3
6966 You're very qualified for this job - you'll be here longer than the rest of us. 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
6967 Look, Sal. As your advisor, I should tell you it’s a mistake to put it all in fossil fuels. They don’t even exist! 1.2581 0.06056 62 47 14 1
6968 Bob,I think you'll find this severance package to be quite generous. 1.2581 0.06056 62 47 14 1
6969 What's you hurry I mean after all it's not like a meteor is going to fall out of the sky and kills us all. 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
6970 Would you like to buy a car in 30 seconds? 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
6971 Here’s my movie premise: a meteor strikes the earth, killing all the dinosaurs, and the stupid humans take over. 1.2581 0.05834 62 49 11 2
6972 We also sell asteroid insurance! 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
6973 This baby will be good until the end of time as we know it. 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
6974 Yes, just one more thing; Fill in the Dinosaur on the brink of extinction yet ironically unaware of it clause 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
6975 I should add that there is an "act of God" exception in this insurance plan. 1.2581 0.06056 62 47 14 1
6976 We’re looking for someone to analyze our potential losses should the market go south. 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
6977 Things are good. Nothing can stop me now. 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
6978 Iguana say this one more time: what are the chances that could happen? 1.2581 0.07249 62 50 8 4
6979 Hurry, time is running out ! 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
6980 Would the Dow Jones be over 25,000 if there was anything to worry about? 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
6981 Given our current ideal business climate,I see no reason to alter our plans to account for a likely spike in population growth. 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
6982 It'll pass in 5 days, 10 at the outside. Nothin' to worry about 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
6983 Trust me!! Just sign it! We’re reptiles. We’ve been her forever. 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
6984 And of course the full financial integrity of our company stands behind the policy... 1.2581 0.06056 62 47 14 1
6985 Look! If we're going to keep the American Museum of Natural History open, we're gonna need to add new taxidermy exhibits. We'll need to update, showing financiers and Wall Street gurus like you me in a natural setting. 1.2581 0.06056 62 47 14 1
6986 I like the plot but really, what are the chances that could happen? 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
6987 On this week’s episode of real brains of disaster capitalism..... 1.2581 0.05603 62 46 16 0
6988 This performance bonus for lunar arson is well deserved. 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
6989 I guarantee It's a great Investment.What could go wrong? 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
6990 The weather report said to expect for some mild meteorite showers. So tell me more why you want to work for this company. 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
6991 The real benefit of this extinct insurance is that your fossil will be given credit for multiple yet unknown species. 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
6992 Fancy coming by for kebabs later? 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
6993 Congratulations, partner, and welcome to the 1%. 1.2581 0.06056 62 47 14 1
6994 This deal on a condo is really now or never. You don't want to miss out. 1.2581 0.06056 62 47 14 1
6995 Nothing can stop world wide dominance 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
6996 Look, science fiction needs to be believable, No one would believe that any one event could change life as we know it forever. 1.2581 0.06056 62 47 14 1
6997 The writing is on the wall... 1.2581 0.05603 62 46 16 0
6998 See you later, Alligator. In a while, Crocodile. Being hit by a comet will make you vomit. 1.2581 0.06478 62 50 9 3
6999 We have nothing to fear now that humans are extinct. 1.2581 0.06056 62 47 14 1
7000 I suggest you get in on the ground floor by investing in oil now. 1.2581 0.06056 62 47 14 1
7001 Our retirement plan is the best in the industry 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
7002 It took a very long time but we're back on top again. 1.2581 0.06056 62 47 14 1
7003 With this investment your future is virtually guaranteed. 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
7004 Ha, ha, your chances of getting a raise are about the same as me getting hit by a comet. 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
7005 No problem. We can just lay off all those risks in the derivatives market 1.2581 0.06056 62 47 14 1
7006 Tell me, Jenkins, what does happen to dinosaurs in the corporate world 1.2581 0.06056 62 47 14 1
7007 I would rather go out with a bang. 1.2581 0.06056 62 47 14 1
7008 It will just go away, miraculously! 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
7009 Our forecasts have finally allowed us to hire someone with your age profile! 1.2581 0.05603 62 46 16 0
7010 Look, it just didn't work out. Things will better tomorrow. 1.2581 0.06056 62 47 14 1
7011 Things look bad right now, but it's all part of Enormous Dinosaur Super God's plan. The faithful are protected by his mighty green claws. Now let's go beat off on some eggs. 1.2581 0.07249 62 50 8 4
7012 I don’t understand why you are suddenly against retirement benefits. 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
7013 Not afraid. Just drank some bleach! 1.2581 0.07249 62 50 8 4
7014 It’s so important to have a will at your age. You never know what might hit! 1.2581 0.06056 62 47 14 1
7015 Only a freak natural disaster could stop us now ... 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
7016 A dystopian pic about the aftermath of a meteor strike?! We can look at that! 1.2581 0.05603 62 46 16 0
7017 Yes. I'm certain. We've covered every possible contingency. I'd stake my life on it. 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
7018 Now nothing can stop our move to 5G. 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
7019 How bad could asteroids be? 1.2581 0.06056 62 47 14 1
7020 There's no money in our meteor defense budget, but you'll be glad to know Wall Street will be safe for the next three months. 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
7021 Uh oh. I guess it's the end of life as we know it. 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
7022 Seriously? You call this game Asteroids? 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
7023 Yeah, I think comets are killer, too! 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
7024 Congratulations! If anything happens to you, this Policy will now protect your whole family. 1.2581 0.06056 62 47 14 1
7025 It's gonna be down to zero before you know it. It's like a miracle. Believe me. 1.2581 0.06056 62 47 14 1
7026 Trust me, you won’t find a cheaper cryopreservation plan anywhere.” 1.2581 0.06056 62 47 14 1
7027 So tell me, what really fires you up? 1.2581 0.06056 62 47 14 1
7028 About the only thing this insurance won’t cover, is being hit by an asteroid! Heh, heh. 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
7029 Ah 2 pages! I see you didn't scale your resume back at all. 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
7030 And hopefully you don't have any issues about signing a long-term contract? 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
7031 Don't worry Sir, PangeaWide is on your side!" 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
7032 so does the health insurance you offer cover meteors? And please answer quickly 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
7033 Look, an asteroid, I wonder what will happen 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
7034 None of it's real, Liz. 1.2581 0.06056 62 47 14 1
7035 I feel a crisis coming on…In 65 million years, I wonder if there’ll be another one. 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
7036 Believe me, I don’t see any real threat coming. Don’t listen to rumors. 1.2581 0.05834 62 49 11 2
7037 Why do want your insurance activated in such a hurry Mr.Raptor?" "Well, trust me, you never know when something is gonna fall through 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
7038 Here are your forms." "It says here today is my last day" "it is everyone's last day 1.2581 0.07605 62 51 6 5
7039 Why save the world when we can rule them? Sol Hekier, Los Angeles, California 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
7040 High risk means high reward! 1.2581 0.06056 62 47 14 1
7041 I love your vibe. 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
7042 Once I sign this extended warranty, you'll have nothing to worry about. 1.2581 0.05603 62 46 16 0
7043 Meteor insurance might be the best scam I’ve ever sold. 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
7044 After another quarter like this, we’ll be invincible. 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
7045 Whatever it is, we're all getting into oil 1.2581 0.07605 62 51 6 5
7046 Godzilla, bubbeleh, trust me - the back-end on this Triassic Pictures deal sets you up for life 1.2581 0.06056 62 47 14 1
7047 We're here today to discuss your evolution and role within the company. 1.2581 0.07249 62 50 8 4
7048 Lets get outside for a swim, I am literally roasting in this office. 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
7049 What stinks? 1.2581 0.07605 62 51 6 5
7050 I kind of like the way they shake the ground; how about you? 1.2581 0.04562 62 49 12 1
7051 We even cover extinction events. 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
7052 I hate to say it, but at the end of the day, it is what it is. 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
7053 Retirement is not in the cards for me. 1.2581 0.06478 62 48 12 2
7054 And this one says we’re not liable if you get hurt on the job. 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
7055 I just don't see how splitting the bill at Carl's retirement lunch was fair to those of us who didn't order a drink. 1.2581 0.07249 62 50 8 4
7056 You’re gonna be a star! 1.2581 0.06056 62 47 14 1
7057 I see here you work well with deadlines. 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
7058 Yes, I read Steve Pinacosaurus' latest, and I agree. If we stick to enlightenment thinking, nothing can stop us. 1.2581 0.06874 62 49 10 3
7059 I'm going to have to talk this over with the wife before I Comet 1.2581 0.07249 62 50 8 4
7060 You're the perfect Mrs. Godzilla! Sign right here, before the asteroid behind me hits. 1.2576 0.05838 66 50 15 1
7061 Excellent! Let's call it a Black Swan. 1.2576 0.06224 66 51 13 2
7062 I've got this all planned out for you. 1.2576 0.06588 66 52 11 3
7063 Yeah, I don’t know Paul. I don’t like the font she used on her resume. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
7064 Where do you see yourself in the next 30 seconds? 1.2542 0.06662 59 46 11 2
7065 I keep telling you... I AM the manager, Karen. 1.2542 0.06662 59 46 11 2
7066 All things come to he who sits and waits 1.2542 0.07087 59 47 9 3
7067 Bob, the painting behind you looks too real 1.2542 0.04583 59 47 11 1
7068 Fine! So you can start right after the Cretaceous? 1.2542 0.05717 59 44 15 0
7069 It's Calamity Jane again. She's programmed for a U turn. 1.2542 0.06662 59 46 11 2
7070 This is all I got for you. Read it. I feel that something better is coming up soon. Like a flash! 1.2542 0.07087 59 47 9 3
7071 I know it seems like the world is ending, but its just an HR complaint. Wait a few weeks and it’ll blow over 1.2540 0.07144 63 51 8 4
7072 Just sign these papers. No need to read through them, you’ll be on to greater things before you know it! 1.2540 0.05973 63 48 14 1
7073 So you see without any credible sign of threat, we just don’t think it financially makes sense to keep the Meteor Response Unit. 1.2540 0.07494 63 52 6 5
7074 The missus was upset we didn’t have that big Gondwanaland vacation with the kids, but I told her the scrimping and saving will all be worth it when we retire. #didnotseeitcoming 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
7075 This is a great time for you to take out a mortgage, the future has never looked so bright 1.2540 0.05973 63 48 14 1
7076 So, have you always been interested in selling insurance? 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
7077 On second thought, i want to put all my assets on crocodile-asteroid insurance 1.2540 0.07144 63 51 8 4
7078 - Do you want the life insurance? 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
7079 It's good to be back in the office, that working from home thing was beginning to get to me. 1.2540 0.05973 63 48 14 1
7080 Will the company match my 401k? 1.2540 0.05973 63 48 14 1
7081 Nothing that Cloroquine can’t take care of” 1.2540 0.07144 63 51 8 4
7082 What can I say, Croc? Dino audiences love SciFi, but an era of ape dominance where only aquatic and winged dino descendants survive is just too far fetched. 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
7083 Argh ... After its all over it will be just us and the cockroaches. Sign right here. 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
7084 Humans all eaten. Time to relax. 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
7085 So what if we settle with the T Rex? It's not like it's the end of the world. 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
7086 Our coverage is comprehensive. There's nothing to fear. 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
7087 Now that the virus has wiped out those pesky humans, it's clear sailing for us dinosaurs from here on out. 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
7088 Not usually, why do you ask? 1.2540 0.05973 63 48 14 1
7089 And the usual exclusions to coverage - earthquake, fire, hurricanes, tornadoes, hail, floods, and lightening strike. 1.2540 0.07144 63 51 8 4
7090 I suggest you make you will as soon as possible! 1.2540 0.07494 63 52 6 5
7091 Well I’ve never been accused of being thin skinned! 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
7092 Opposites collide 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
7093 Not interested in long term investments, I guess. 1.2540 0.06776 63 50 10 3
7094 Mammals, schmammals. They wouldn't make it in a million years. 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
7095 Smithers, welcome aboard. I think you'll have a long and prosperous future here with us. 1.2540 0.06387 63 49 12 2
7096 I just moved to Cricket Creek myself, what could go wrong? 1.2540 0.05973 63 48 14 1
7097 Most importantly, what's your insurance policy like? 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
7098 well now that I've retired from destroying cities what could possibly go wrong 1.2537 0.06143 67 52 13 2
7099 Great job, Bob. This proposal is going to keep us alive and thriving for the next 2 decades. 1.2537 0.05763 67 51 15 1
7100 Just imagine how terrible we’d look if they hadn’t reopened the salons! 1.2537 0.05763 67 51 15 1
7101 Lizzie, congratulations on your promotion. Now let’s go pick out your new office... something with a view. 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
7102 If these numbers don’t start going up, then we have to question our own existence. 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
7103 As you can see stock prices are plummeting, so it’s a great time to buy. 1.2500 0.06981 60 48 9 3
7104 So, where do you see yourself in 10 years? 1.2500 0.06981 60 48 9 3
7105 I like to see this as an opportunity. 1.2500 0.06981 60 48 9 3
7106 We’ve been getting a lots flack for only printing bad news. We need a guy who can help give our readers a more positive outlook. 1.2500 0.06981 60 48 9 3
7107 After this brilliant marketing plan, nothing will stop us! 1.2500 0.07374 60 49 7 4
7108 We really don’t have anything to worry about, right?”asked one. “I seriously doubt it,” replied the other 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
7109 I approved your life insurance renewal, but your premium is going up! 1.2500 0.06063 68 53 13 2
7110 Let’s go out for some frog legs while we still can.... 1.2500 0.06118 60 46 13 1
7111 Soo...Just sign your name and date here” “Steve 31/12/2020 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
7112 Did you see, Nostradamusaurus is predicting a Golden Era ahead. Just sign here. 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
7113 That’s just the Force Majeure clause. Don’t worry about that. 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
7114 I see you've noticed my asteroid sticker! 1.2500 0.06118 60 46 13 1
7115 You’re not going to regret this decision—it’s the perfect neighborhood to raise a couple of hatchlings 1.2500 0.06981 60 48 9 3
7116 you may want to sign this, things are getting hairy out there 1.2500 0.05637 60 45 15 0
7117 I know it’s higher than your budget, but, you’ll get a life time of enjoyment! 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
7118 How quickly can you pay the signing bonus? 1.2500 0.05637 60 45 15 0
7119 I assure you, it's the right choise for the economy 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
7120 We’re all screwed. 1.2500 0.05637 60 45 15 0
7121 Breathtaking view, isn’t it? #newyorker 1.2500 0.06981 60 48 9 3
7122 Let’s talk about your performance review... it’s out of this world 1.2500 0.07043 64 52 8 4
7123 Because we stopped wasteful funding to the solar system exploration program, the firm now has a more secure financial future. 1.2500 0.07374 60 49 7 4
7124 What are you looking at, is there something in my teeth? I had a spinach salad at lunch... 1.2500 0.06118 60 46 13 1
7125 That commet is gonna destroy the economy, we must save it! 1.2500 0.06981 60 48 9 3
7126 No. Not at all. And we have it totally under control. It’s one meteor coming in from Asteroid, and we have it under control. It’s — going to be just fine. 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
7127 Regardless of the current circumstances, I’m going to need you to finish this by Thursday. 1.2500 0.06981 60 48 9 3
7128 Good news is you got the promotion, bad news is that meteor behind me is our inevitable demise 1.2500 0.06981 60 48 9 3
7129 Great script, especially the twist in the end where we’re the virus! 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
7130 You have excellent qualifications but we have decided to go in a different direction today 1.2500 0.06118 60 46 13 1
7131 Oh that? We’re not worried about it. It’s still business as usual around here so I’m going to need these numbers on my desk by EOD 1.2500 0.06118 60 46 13 1
7132 I wouldn’t worry too much about your review Bob, there’s always next year. 1.2500 0.06118 60 46 13 1
7133 ‘And obviously the meteor won’t apply to us’ 1.2500 0.06118 60 46 13 1
7134 We are looking for a real mover and shaker, that can make a real impact on our business. 1.2500 0.06118 60 46 13 1
7135 Oh sorry, we gave the role to Stegosaurus. He was just better for the role. 1.2500 0.06299 64 50 12 2
7136 And that is how the Obamas ended up liking my tweet 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
7137 Your tips based on science and fact are appreciated, but we’re confident the warmer summer will make the spicy rock disappear...trust us! You shouldn’t even feel the need to wear a helmet! 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
7138 Cataclysmic year-end? Pshaw! I don’t see it happening. 1.2500 0.06118 60 46 13 1
7139 Oh God not the 'Where do you see yourself in 5 years question?' 1.2500 0.07374 60 49 7 4
7140 with this team effort,we will set the world on fire tomorrow. 1.2500 0.07374 60 49 7 4
7141 So they say you've been having visions, have they not? 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
7142 What do you mean...that the IceAge can have a sequel? 1.2500 0.06118 60 46 13 1
7143 Why do you emphasize your experience in Recovery Management? 1.2500 0.06981 60 48 9 3
7144 Last question. Can you put out a fire? 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
7145 This policy covers everything but mass extinction. 1.2500 0.06981 60 48 9 3
7146 Sign here and this wonderful sixty-five-million-year commercial lease is all yours. 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
7147 I am sure you are going to have a long and prosperous career with us! 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
7148 Just sign here and the biggest rainforest of the Jurassic era is yours, all yours! What could go wrong? 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
7149 This could lead to a long lasting partnership. 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
7150 Now is the time to invest. Don't believe all those "The sky is falling" naysayers. 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
7151 Sign these papers and you are part of a long standing insurance corporation that never takes a hit. 1.2500 0.06118 60 46 13 1
7152 You realize we’ve had a great run, and yet I just don’t see it ending anytime soon. 1.2500 0.06981 60 48 9 3
7153 A one day only deal : sign up for this insurance policy, and it will be good until extinction. 1.2500 0.06118 60 46 13 1
7154 Added an amendment to your will, you never know what life insurance really covers. 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
7155 No, I think we should focus on the upturn in the economy. 1.2500 0.06981 60 48 9 3
7156 It's not the end of the world! I'm sure you'll land on your feet. 1.2500 0.06118 60 46 13 1
7157 The future looks pretty bright, eh? 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
7158 This promotion; this desk. I figure I'm good for 70 million years 1.2500 0.06118 60 46 13 1
7159 We just had our best quarter ever! 1.2500 0.06118 60 46 13 1
7160 Good news! Your house may have been destroyed by the volcanic eruptions but as you can clearly see our contract already covers 'acts of God'... 1.2500 0.06118 60 46 13 1
7161 Does this insurance plan cover Extinction? 1.2500 0.06981 60 48 9 3
7162 Might I suggest the 30-year fixed? 1.2500 0.06118 60 46 13 1
7163 Seemed like everyone’s been begging for a third political party for forever. Well, we’re the new Green Party. 1.2500 0.07748 60 50 5 5
7164 The "Act of God" clause is just some legalese mumbo jumbo we put in there so we can weasel out of paying in case something catastrophic happens. 1.2500 0.06981 60 48 9 3
7165 OK, it’s a deal – we’ll make it a balloon payment at the end 1.2500 0.06118 60 46 13 1
7166 Like I said, with the Gold Policy, you’re covered for almost anything. But take it with you, talk it over with the Mrs. It’s not like you’ll get hit by a bus on the way home! 1.2500 0.06118 60 46 13 1
7167 Where do you see yourself one meteorite crash later? 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
7168 I don't know about you, but I think the whole thing is a hoax. 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
7169 ... and that’s about as likely as a flaming hunk of rock from outer space crashing to Earth and wiping us all out! (Yuck yuck yuck) 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
7170 These short term projections are apocalyptic 1.2500 0.07374 60 49 7 4
7171 I'm sorry Dave, but I own the mayor, I own the police, and the paperwork is all in order - nothing's going to stop my me taking over your company. 1.2500 0.07374 60 49 7 4
7172 Just sign here and we'll waive the catastrophic coverage clause. 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
7173 And then it will all be ours 1.2500 0.06118 60 46 13 1
7174 Sign here and you don’t have to work until the end of your life. 1.2500 0.06118 60 46 13 1
7175 You look great. It really is a no-brainer. 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
7176 Are you sure you don't want to sign up for the company's 401k? What about your future? 1.2500 0.06118 60 46 13 1
7177 How do you know Q1 is going to be terrible? 1.2500 0.06118 60 46 13 1
7178 I'm addition to our excellent employee health insurance plan, your survivors are fully covered in case of accidental death and ....whammmm! 1.2500 0.06981 60 48 9 3
7179 The company is called 'Reptilian Representations'. You'll be our Product Representative. If you just sign here, I know we're gonna have a real blast! 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
7180 Well that's the thing, Mr. Lizard. If everyone knew ahead of time when their time was going to be up, there would be no point to life insurance and I would be out of a job. 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
7181 Crispy on the outside, and juicy on the inside. 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
7182 “The corner office, the view, the ‘terrifying’ name—nothing like being top of the food chain, eh?” 1.2500 0.06118 60 46 13 1
7183 Once in a lifetime! 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
7184 The future never looked brighter! 1.2500 0.07374 60 49 7 4
7185 Your investments are safe. Our analysts project another 100 million years of solid growth 1.2500 0.06981 60 48 9 3
7186 I need some marketing language around this unprecedented time before the asteroid hits. 1.2500 0.05637 60 45 15 0
7187 I'm telling you. Nothing can go wrong with this investment! 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
7188 I just need your signature and then we can start building Jurassic Park! 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
7189 Does our insurance cover acts of nature? 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
7190 I bought the same policy for myself. Note the clause - triple benefits for a death caused by an unexpected hit to the back of the head! 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
7191 Now let me tell you about this exciting property we have in the Yucatan! 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
7192 Can you believe this idiot Darwin? 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
7193 AL, THE DINO RESOURCES FOLKS TELL ME THAT YOU'RE UNHAPPY HERE IN THE PERMIAN. WHY? 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
7194 Yeah, you've got enough hear to build an apocalypse bunker, but I don't think I understand the quest-- 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
7195 I think you'll be happy to hear that we cover dental. 1.2500 0.06981 60 48 9 3
7196 We will be opening churches and sporting events by May 1. 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
7197 Since you’re a valued customer, we’ll throw in our Extinction By Comet coverage for free! 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
7198 For the last 165 million years we have never recorded an "Act of God" 1.2500 0.06118 60 46 13 1
7199 Give your reasons for scaling back our personnel expansion plan. 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
7200 We pride ourselves in our ability to anticipate problems before they blow up the office. 1.2500 0.06981 60 48 9 3
7201 Grassley, I am very impressed with your performance. Metaphorically speaking- you are a big ball of fire! 1.2500 0.05637 60 45 15 0
7202 It'll be nice, lots of water and floating things... 1.2500 0.06118 60 46 13 1
7203 This policy will protect you like a coat of armour. May lightening strike me if I'm lying. 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
7204 I like your resume. When can you start? 1.2500 0.05690 68 52 15 1
7205 Where do you want the fireball to land? 1.2500 0.06682 64 51 10 3
7206 I'm sorry to let you go. See you later alligator. 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
7207 What are your goals for next year? 1.2500 0.06118 60 46 13 1
7208 ...and your life insurance policy kicks in tomorrow. 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
7209 Look, Chicxulub Estates is a once-in-66-million-year opportunity. 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
7210 Look, I know it seems unlikely, but you're paying me to protect you and to think of every worst-case scenario 1.2500 0.06563 60 47 11 2
7211 Nothing can stop us! The sky's the limit my friend. 1.2500 0.06118 60 46 13 1
7212 ...and the Perpetuity Clause will help you sleep better at night! 1.2462 0.05814 65 50 14 1
7213 If you wanna play mime with further generations, choose your position now 1.2462 0.06017 65 53 9 3
7214 I think this year the economy has shown encouraging improvement. 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
7215 Look, this company has experienced a... meteoric rise. 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
7216 After reviewing the books, I think we are in for a great quarter. 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
7217 congratulations. You smashed it. 1.2459 0.05559 61 46 15 0
7218 At least the stock market had a good week 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
7219 I suggest ETFs focused on evolution. Its growth is inevitable 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
7220 Millennials think they are capable of having our jobs! Ha! There are more chances to get hit by a comet. 1.2459 0.07981 61 52 3 6
7221 No no it’s great writing... we were just looking for something a little more optimistic, you know? 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
7222 Great, your 401k is all set up. As long as you contribute every month, you'll be all ready for retirement 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
7223 We have this amazing dental plan! 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
7224 they say asteroids will never hit back, look at the papers where they promised (happy smile). Alligator silence (looking at the window behind the dinosaur). 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
7225 Well, Liz, barring anything unforeseen, I think you’ll have a long career here with us. 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
7226 „You can believe me, this is a 100% safe thing“ 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
7227 You wann go golfin’ to celebrate? 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
7228 Now we’ve got the liability protection, the futures market bounced right back. 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
7229 I hear the stock market is doing well. 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
7230 I don’t mean to be rude, but can we wrap this up? 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
7231 Trust me, it’s a hoax! These things always vanish by April.. 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
7232 Welcome to the real world, kid 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
7233 2020 B.C. 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
7234 To be frank, there are a few fossils on the creative team, so we’re hoping your fresh perspective has a big impact on our numbers 1.2459 0.07264 61 50 7 4
7235 Yes! 'Great Balls of fire!' It's a great name for the event, thanks! 1.2459 0.07264 61 50 7 4
7236 You'll love the penthouse. Excellent views. 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
7237 Yeah, I saw that fireball coming. Don’t mind it, it won’t generate any long-term effect...” 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
7238 It has a double indemnity clause for extinction. 1.2459 0.05559 61 46 15 0
7239 Yeah, we could neutralize it but really, what's the point, we feel very safe. 1.2459 0.05800 61 49 10 2
7240 Plus ça change 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
7241 Who needs insurance when you are top of the food chain? Look at humans. What a croc. 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
7242 Is everything copacetic? You seem distracted. 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
7243 Today just feels like my day Frank, don’t you think? 1.2459 0.07264 61 50 7 4
7244 So, what's the expansion plan? 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
7245 You’re doing great, but let me suggest one area for improvement. 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
7246 In these uncertain times” 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
7247 so you say 5G won't kill us 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
7248 Don’t worry. Here at Darwin Enterprises we think it’s just a blip” 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
7249 - "So I read your essay about the conjecture of the eventual fate of our kind... very impressive!" - "Oh look! A shooting star!" 💥 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
7250 We’re all in this together. Now, your annual percentage rate is 26%... 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
7251 President trump resuming his talks with kim jong un about where to land the next missile. 1.2459 0.07264 61 50 7 4
7252 Trump and Boris Johnson discussing some virus named Corona in Jan 2020. 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
7253 See, look at the numbers, Bob! There’s still nothing like seeing a movie on the big screen! 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
7254 Im delighted to inform you Harry, Xanax profits have gone through the roof! 1.2459 0.05559 61 46 15 0
7255 A reminder that natural disasters are not covered under our AD&D policy, unless you opt for this additional rider benefit... 1.2459 0.05559 61 46 15 0
7256 I think now it’s our turn to return to Earth. 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
7257 Happy New Year 2020, Croc! This year is gonna be great! 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
7258 Ignoring the destruction of our world as we know it..why don’t you walk me through your resume 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
7259 so just to reiterate this is an unpaid internship.. 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
7260 It's important you finish that proposal tonight. @newyankdenny 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
7261 Sorry, while we love your background building asteroid iron domes, we ultimately think someone from a top tier consulting firm will be a better fit. 1.2459 0.07264 61 50 7 4
7262 there is a lot of room to grow within the company. You are in it for the long haul. 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
7263 This policy has everything but asteroid disaster coverage. 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
7264 Don’t be distracted by what befalls those out there. 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
7265 A court order oughta get this done 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
7266 ‘In the meantime, stay alert and we will see you in 2 weeks for your first day’ 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
7267 No, why do you ask? 1.2459 0.07264 61 50 7 4
7268 If you could sign and date here. 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
7269 Yes, the numbers could be better, but I think it’s the perfect time to re-open outdoor activities! 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
7270 I like the progress on your performance improvement plan 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
7271 The least of your worries should be the fact that we stopped 401k contribution matches this morning... 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
7272 This is your last chance for a deal of a lifetime! 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
7273 Am sure it will change its course once it sees we are invincible and will live forever 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
7274 We really appreciate all your hard work, Tim...but in this climate of uncertainty... 1.2459 0.05559 61 46 15 0
7275 I’m more than happy to add in a Force Majeure clause, though I don’t know about ‘right this second.’ I’ll have to restart this outdated computer— thing’s a total us. 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
7276 I noticed on your resume you are open to evolving quickly into a chicken 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
7277 Congratulations on the culmination of years of hard work. With your advanced degree in Climatology, I see an exciting future ahead for you. 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
7278 I'm using this Word of The Day app and today's word was foresight. Unexpectedly interesting isn't it? 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
7279 Honestly, I thought she would have given the last rose to Tom. 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
7280 So far, so good! 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
7281 We are actually looking to scale up production 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
7282 You’ll be permanently working out of our 200 Central Park West office. 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
7283 Are you listening to me? Ohh yes...yes.. 🎶 "all are gone, all but one...🎵" it's stuck in my head..ohh I know!!! It's countdown to extinction! 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
7284 You were on fire last week 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
7285 I’m telling you Frank, 2020 BCE is going to be our year! 1.2459 0.07264 61 50 7 4
7286 January 2021 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
7287 You get the job because it won't matter anymore in a few seconds. 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
7288 I’m sorry, the world is changing very rapidly. We’re looking to go in a new and fresh direction. 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
7289 Interest rates have never been lower, and if this trend continues I predict they’ll become virtually extinct 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
7290 Ya know, real estate this good only happens once in a lifetime... 1.2459 0.05559 61 46 15 0
7291 Funny that no mammals applied for our positions. 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
7292 Should we report this or not? 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
7293 This is one of our most popular health insurance plans. 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
7294 Fake News meets the Non-Arbiter of Truth: "Mark, I'm so glad we agree that democracy is not the only way." 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
7295 This policy protects you against swamp draining. But, if some lethal object flies through the window, you're on your own. Relax, that could never happen. 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
7296 Over my dead body Al, no more climate change editorials. 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
7297 And finally, where do you see yourself in five years? 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
7298 Great! Just sign here and we can finalize your new life insurance plan. 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
7299 I can SEE this is probably not a good day to ask for a raise - but could I increase my life insurance? 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
7300 We've been around too long to ever go extinct. 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
7301 We offer a competitive 401k match and a pension plan! 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
7302 You have a bright future here at DynoCorp, Wally! 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
7303 No worries! Says here that in case of a cataclysmic event, you can always evolve into a bird. 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
7304 Your resume is impressive. Just one question. Where do you see yourself in twenty years? 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
7305 We made it through corona and now the sky 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
7306 Natural disaster insurance!? Who needs it? What could go wrong? 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
7307 Yeah - they tried that 3 million years ago! 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
7308 That covers your long term investment strategy 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
7309 ....and in the blink of an eye, the reign of the dinosaurs came to an end! 1.2459 0.05559 61 46 15 0
7310 The global situation may be unprecedented, but the foundations of this company are strong. We'll be perfectly positioned for the 'new normal' 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
7311 I’d like to add a rider for meteor strikes to my policy. 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
7312 Well, we always tell our employees that the sky is the limit! 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
7313 Congratulations Rex! You start Monday. 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
7314 It’s like a miracle, it will disappear. 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
7315 Congratulations! Did you want those lottery winnings paid out over your lifetime as an annuity, or the immediate upfront payment option? 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
7316 Does this policy cover flaming eyeballs? 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
7317 Just sign at the “x” and you’re officially retired. Enjoy your new life! 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
7318 You must have signed both copies in order to be covered. 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
7319 This offer has an extinction clause. Time is of the essence. 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
7320 Now, let's talk mortgage insurance. 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
7321 Don’t worry, it will be an ice age before we go to court. 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
7322 Tell me where you expect to be 5 years from now 1.2459 0.05559 61 46 15 0
7323 Of course the pay isn't great at the Post Office, but long term you're golden! 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
7324 For a small fee I can offer you comprehensive asteroid coverage, barring, of course asteroid strike or other act of lizard God 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
7325 Love your suit, but I only have a few minutes before the next interview, so tell me in 30 seconds or less, why you want to work for us! 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
7326 Don’t worry. It’s just a Democratic hoax. 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
7327 They're too scared to fire us. 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
7328 I want to talk to you about your future with this company 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
7329 Heh, heh. We're actually profiting off this pandemic! 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
7330 We’re on a deadline to drain the swamp 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
7331 The meteorite is fake news, a conspiracy peddled by the birds to undermine dinosaur dominance. The stock market is starting to look very good to me! 1.2459 0.07264 61 50 7 4
7332 The best part is the security of joining a company that will be around forever. 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
7333 Face it Bob, your kind just doesn't have what it takes to survive in the next millennia. 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
7334 Great! Well, in case something comes up, I'll see you next week. Have a nice weekend! 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
7335 Our projections show we've got at least another fifty years before we have to do anything about global warming. 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
7336 It's a part-time gig. 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
7337 Ever since humans became extinct, we’ve far exceeded our reptilian goals. 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
7338 Now that we finished conquering the human race... 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
7339 This is a great price for your extinction insurance. 1.2459 0.04470 61 51 8 2
7340 Today,we write history,my friend... 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
7341 Impressive apocalyptic experience on your resume. Tell me, was this really all in Florida? 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
7342 And of course, potential extinction events accelerate your vesting schedule. 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
7343 I can’t imagine anything that will stop us from driving our mammalian competition out of business by next week. Don’t worry so much! 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
7344 We just don't think you're the kind of person who will help lead us into the future. 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
7345 No money down! 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
7346 and....a guaranteed lifetime contract 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
7347 Why should I order something more special for supper? 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
7348 And we offer an excellent 401k plan along with a comprehensive post retirement health plan. 1.2459 0.07264 61 50 7 4
7349 I want you and your team to implement these plans for the Cenozoic era. 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
7350 Yes, in fact it is a very short term contract. 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
7351 This extinction rumor is a lot of croc 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
7352 So..tell me why we should hire you for this position? 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
7353 Take me through a typical day of the last city you destroyed. 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
7354 ...and if you sign on with us today, you'll be fully vested within just three years!!... 1.2459 0.07264 61 50 7 4
7355 I'm telling you, you can't go wrong signing with us! We're gonna be here for the next billion years. Nothing can stop us! 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
7356 Do you believe we are sitting here after so many years of discrimination. The future is bright! 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
7357 Congratulations! With your futuristic thinking we anticipate you will have a long and successful career here at Prehistoric Industries. 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
7358 Honey, as I live and breathe; I'll ask her for a divorce tomorrow.. 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
7359 Of course he will talk until the minute we become extinct. 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
7360 & then we’ll have more money than God 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
7361 Yeah, right. And I'll raise you one, See you later, Crocodile. 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
7362 Our TSA and retirement benefit package is the best in the dinosaur world!! You and your descendants will really appreciate our long term thinking! 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
7363 Sign this and it will render all those other species extinct. 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
7364 We are going to be Soo rich, any day now. 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
7365 They say it's a meteor; I say it's nature healing. 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
7366 When a meeting is in person you need to wear pants. 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
7367 So, you're looking for something in our risk management division? 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
7368 And where do you see yourself in one thousand years? 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
7369 I know you worked hard on this, but under the circumstances your long-term business plan needs to be tweaked a bit. 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
7370 The job is temporary, but could extend to full time if the conditions are right. 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
7371 I'm going to put you in charge of long range planning. 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
7372 Thanks, Jeremy. Definitely the best planning document I've ever seen. 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
7373 Let's aim for a message that's current and really hits home. 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
7374 Let's go out for drinks and finish this on monday. I don't think this paperwork is going anywhere. 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
7375 Please let us know if there’s anything else we can do for you. 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
7376 At our company, we believe in complete transparency. That being said, the purpose of this interview is so I can document that I’m actually doing work during this time of crisis 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
7377 I have a good feeling about this deal...and great foresight. 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
7378 Let's take a break and resume in 200 million years. 1.2459 0.05559 61 46 15 0
7379 The salary sounds great, but right now my main concern are the death and funeral benefits. 1.2459 0.06031 61 47 13 1
7380 After a billion years, that's all you have to say...'See you later Alligator'. 1.2459 0.07264 61 50 7 4
7381 I pride myself on creating a truly exciting workplace! 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
7382 So there’s a vacancy in Tokyo that I think you’re a perfect fit! 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
7383 The sun is looking brighter today. 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
7384 We'll be fine. I closed off Saturn very early. 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
7385 Signing this deal with blast us up and out of the Stone Age. 1.2459 0.06877 61 49 9 3
7386 This policy covers every earthly disaster you can imagine. 1.2459 0.06468 61 48 11 2
7387 Tell me about uoyr immediate prospects. 1.2459 0.05559 61 46 15 0
7388 Well sure, real estate has indeed trailed the broader market for some time now, but our macro analysts are highly confident that this housing glut is temporary... 1.2419 0.05237 62 49 12 1
7389 I wish the past wasn't so present. 1.2419 0.07157 62 51 7 4
7390 The way it’s written, it’s really a tour de force majeure. 1.2414 0.05668 58 44 14 0
7391 It might take some time for things to settle but soon we’ll be purchased by the Koch brothers. 1.2414 0.05668 58 44 14 0
7392 We’ve decided to modify your presidential campaign slogan from “Be Careful What You Wish For” to “Be Caring For What You Wish” 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
7393 No, your employer is not liable for their failed swab tests because they were well intentioned 1.2414 0.05668 58 44 14 0
7394 Nothing will stop Dinosaur Trump! 1.2414 0.07898 58 49 4 5
7395 I guess you found the job description ‘warts and all’ very attractive 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7396 The options vest in equal installments over the next four years. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7397 So, how do you see yourself evolving in this role 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
7398 No, no, I’m sure your beneficiary will be able to collect on a new life insurance policy 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7399 Thank you for coming in to interview Mr. Gladstone. Now tell me: What makes you think you’ll be a successful blight upon humanity? 1.2414 0.07505 58 48 6 4
7400 Death by extinction? Next time come with a script people will actually buy tickets for Ronald. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7401 It’s important to be prepared for the unthinkable. We’ve managed to survive this long. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7402 You had a good long run with this company. Me, not so much. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7403 Lets pretend till the humans come back to work. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7404 I can see a long career ahead of you here with us Lloyd. Welcome to the team! 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7405 only in new york, baby. 1.2414 0.07505 58 48 6 4
7406 I think it’s time to start working on my novel. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7407 It's not an exploding offer, why do you ask? 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
7408 - So you say it came from an Asteroid ! That’s nonsense ... 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7409 ...and page two of the policy explains your coverage in the unlikely event that you become extinct. 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7410 It's just a grain of sand 1.2414 0.05668 58 44 14 0
7411 So tell me about a time you worked well under pressure. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7412 Because of our resilience strategy, we are confident we’ll be able weather both the immediate impact and any other post-asteroid related disruptions. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7413 I know it looks bad, but I’m sure our population will have a V-shaped recovery 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7414 Our ideal candidate will have 56 million years' experience 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7415 I don’t agree with everything he says, but somebody has to be tough on the mammals. After all, we were here first. 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7416 We are pleased to say the future is bright, all the troubles are in the past. Sign on dotted line, no rush. 1.2414 0.07505 58 48 6 4
7417 Here’s a copy of your lifetime guarantee 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
7418 Larry, it’s time you invested in fossil fuels 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
7419 Hell or high water! 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7420 Don’t worry Harold, the Dow is up 3.3%. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7421 Oh we were hoping for someone with a few million more years of experience 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7422 Jerry, these projections are outta this world. I think I smell a promotion! 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7423 This year I’m suggesting investing in futures 1.2414 0.05668 58 44 14 0
7424 And once this astroid crisis blows off, our business gonna boom! 1.2414 0.05668 58 44 14 0
7425 Our turnaround rate? Great question! 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
7426 So we'll just continue as normal, nothing could go wrong! 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7427 It’s actually a TV screen, I use this clip to end meetings with HR. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7428 Now you might be wondering ‘why is there a flaming donut smeared against my office window?’ 1.2414 0.05668 58 44 14 0
7429 you need think skin and eyes in the back of your head but I'm still learning 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7430 Only marginal gains initially, but we’re in this for the long haul. The future is bright. 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
7431 You'll know how difficult it is, when you'll be at my position ! 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7432 Tell me about a time which you were able to successfully persuade someone to see things your way. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7433 These third quarter sales projections are catastrophic. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7434 Can you start tomorrow? 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
7435 Take a look, our profits are on a meteoric rise! 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7436 It’s just a one-time weekend training in the odd case mammals end ruling the world. 1.2414 0.07505 58 48 6 4
7437 2020 will be a growth year for the lizard people 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7438 In this next round you’ll be discussing a case study with one of our partners. In the spirit of radical transparency, we’re testing for how you work in pressure environments. 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7439 I'm going to be sitting at your desk in five years. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7440 Sign today and we can work out the details later, Gator. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7441 Yeah, some people said it was too soon to reopen. But I think we made the right call. 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7442 O Caption my Caption! I love it! The Tweet goes down with the script. You know Steve ethically you won’t need a lifeboat if we can drain that swamp of yours 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7443 Ben ponders ACME CO’s benefit package and stock options ‘#lifeatthetopofthefoodchain’ 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7444 Short term bonds are for sissies. I’d go for a long term annuity. 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
7445 ...and from what i understand, the president says he has the asteroid problem completely under control! 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
7446 So-I stopped eating gluten! 1.2414 0.05668 58 44 14 0
7447 We offer 30 and 15 year fixed mortgages, there’s never been a better time to buy a house 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7448 what do you mean, "does this job come with life insurance"? 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
7449 Some say our business model is archaic but I think it would take a real disaster to shake out bottom line 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7450 It’s a good story, Rick, but it’s nothing earth shattering. 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7451 Your unemployment benefits should be arriving any day now. 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7452 I’ve never seen someone whose career has had such a meteoritic rise! 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7453 Your sales are on fire this quarter Allen! 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7454 When you’re about to nail the interview: “So tell me about a time you had to deal with an expected challenge...” 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7455 We're going to be the hotest place in town! 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7456 These $CNEOS puts I bought are going to pay out handsomely. 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
7457 Is he really not going to comment on my new haircut? 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7458 goodness gracious albert, you shake my nerves and rattle my brain 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7459 You can start tomorrow. 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7460 Dino 1: World's coming to an end. Dino 2: but there's good news I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7461 Oh those things fall all the time. It’s just a rock. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7462 Spitballing here, Gordon, try ‘for lack of a better word, is’ between greed and good. Greed good sounds like you’re grunting again. But evolutionary spirit- classic. 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7463 I’d like to sell all my stocks, ASAP. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7464 ...and we offer great health insurance. 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7465 You’re all set! See you first-thing Monday? 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7466 Great, I’ll see you later, alligator 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7467 I’m sorry, did you just say ‘Comet-Fish’? 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7468 So, what do you think you could bring to this company? 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7469 it would be nice if we could open the window, let some fresh air in 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7470 No, we stopped using toilet paper back in 2020 actually. 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7471 So, I told Sarah to go with the eggshell. What’s the worst that could happen? 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
7472 2020, huh? 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7473 Our third quarter projections look great! Looks like things are starting to really get back to normal. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7474 Now, you're like a star in our galaxy! 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7475 We should really get around to fixing the wage gap today. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7476 Here's the details of the Grand bonus you've been working sooo hard over the years for. Enjoy it ! 1.2414 0.05668 58 44 14 0
7477 So tell me, what are some of your weaknesses? 1.2414 0.05668 58 44 14 0
7478 This is a temp to perm position with potential for some serious growth. 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7479 I would turn this into an opportunity and never look back. 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7480 I find it more manageable when it's neither a bear nor bull market. 1.2414 0.05668 58 44 14 0
7481 It’s not an asteroid it’s just someone burning lunch from the in-house cafeteria above us.... 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7482 '...so how does Helen like the china that we gave you?' 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7483 We will be a well oiled machine, by the time you start. 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7484 We cant give you a raise right now, but youre on the fast track for a promotion soon 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7485 Live from our home office, this is Saturday Night Live. 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7486 Cold-blooded huh... Tell me more? 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7487 No, thank you Mitch. These tax cuts will ensure this economy is the best this world will ever see. 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7488 Let me tell you, it’s the perfect time to buy 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7489 Damn, the Studio really went all out to sell me this script. 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
7490 Don’t worry. Our analysts say the market will bounce back. 1.2414 0.05668 58 44 14 0
7491 Trust me. We’re going short on herbivore bellies. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7492 Very well, Fred, I am happy to inform you that the salary increase that you have asked for the last two years has finally been approved. 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7493 And now, we’ll have proof that Carol Baskin is cold blooded! 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7494 Mark my words, Larry, with your business know-how and my charm, business is about to blow up! 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7495 I’m a little insulted that you said my advertising slogan was a little pedestrian.” “No, I said it was a little prehistoric. 1.2414 0.05668 58 44 14 0
7496 HR tried to convince me a Zoom background was tasteless for a live termination meeting, but you know me - I couldn’t resist. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7497 The benefits aren’t great, but we have a ping-pong table and a Thursday happy hour. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7498 Here are some tips for students to help them survive the Dead week 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7499 Yeah, I’ve just started growing my own veg at home actually. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7500 Earlier you said you’d ‘die’ to have this job. How accurate is that? 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7501 A new loan? Why, you're in luck! The good news is, the current situation means interest rates are at an all-time low. 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7502 Your divorce is finally complete. You can’t start enjoying your life again. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7503 Dino Fauci said take cover. 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
7504 I’m waiting for your job” 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7505 There's the signal! We gotta go NOW! 1.2414 0.05668 58 44 14 0
7506 With your collision damage insurance, allow me to suggest our umbrella coverage policy 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7507 Remember, it’s really important that you wear gloves. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7508 The good news is we offer a comprehensive dental plan. 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7509 As an essential industry, we are expecting substantial growth in the coming years, barring any unthinkable global calamities... 1.2414 0.07505 58 48 6 4
7510 Welcome to the next step in evolution! 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7511 On second thought, I’d like to take another shot at those Q2 projections. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7512 : “I didn’t think those humans would ever get extinct. Now, where were we?” 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7513 All I need is your signature, and our work here is done. 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7514 I’d take the 30 year fixed rate cause you just never know. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7515 Your rise in this company has been meteroic 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
7516 And if you look here it says I qualify for an EOT (End of Time). 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
7517 You don't want to wait on this, sign here and the city is yours. 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7518 Welcome aboard, Jenkins! This position might be temporary, but I see good things in your future. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7519 Competitive salary, two-weeks vacation plus our catastrophic long term care insurance. Whaddya say? 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
7520 'And where do you see yourself in 5 years?' 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7521 Things are really starting to heat up, huh? 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7522 On the positive side, we ran out of cash to burn months ago 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
7523 Coffee? 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7524 Your performance is on a downturn lets start with your gloomy annual forecast. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7525 Very well ! I see a meteorite flying in .. Anyways when can I get my visa to fly back to my country ? 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
7526 You can never be overinsured. May I suggest increasing your additional accidental death and dismemberment policy? 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
7527 How much hydroxychloroquine did you drink today? Meteor shmeteor #swamplife #wegotthis 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
7528 The good news is in the retail sector. Luxury items - including all things crocodile - are as low as they’ve ever been. 1.2414 0.07505 58 48 6 4
7529 Here at Zillas we don't believe in bad luck. You are the maker of your own destiny! 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7530 The future finally looks bright 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7531 . We liked your application but I'm afraid the timing isn't good for us. 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7532 We're extremely bullish on the future here at DinosaurCo and see nothing but blue skies ahead. 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7533 In homage to the famous line from JAWS, “Um... we’re gonna need a bigger mask.” 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7534 You’re fired, Josh. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7535 ...And with any luck you’ll be fully vested in 10 years time.. 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
7536 We will need to leave the museum sooner than expected. 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
7537 How good are you with regrowing limbs? We wont hesitate to lose some extra weight in order to save the economy from certain destruction. 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7538 The 2020 pandemic was very good for us 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
7539 ' So I told her ' I'm not gonna wear a mask, this is a free country'.' 1.2414 0.07505 58 48 6 4
7540 Doesn’t the poster make filing for unemployment more exciting? . 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7541 I believe they called this 'paper'. Poor humans didn't survive the last pandemic. 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7542 - Did you hear about the twin towers? - Conspiracy? 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7543 It's rare to find someone who still cares economy these days - 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7544 But you can't quit, you're an essential worker! 1.2414 0.07898 58 49 4 5
7545 In light of recent developments, we now offer employees a free car wash once every two weeks 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7546 Excellent question. Our family leave policy allows up to six weeks in case extinction- level events. 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
7547 Oh, that? By May, you know, in theory, when it gets a little warmer, it miraculously goes away. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7548 But how are you on PowerPoint? 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
7549 It’s the economy, stupid. 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
7550 There's never been a better time to rent an apartment than now 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7551 That should buy us some time till next quarter 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7552 ‘If current economic circumstances continue’ 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7553 And no payments for ninety-days. 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7554 Oh, don’t mind that. I’ve added a visual to your performance evaluation. 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
7555 How can we put the meteor conspiracy theory to rest? 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7556 Yes Tim, we definitely screen for candidates who are adaptible to change. 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7557 So, I'd like you to take a look at our comprehensive insurance policy. There isn't ANYTHING we don't cover! 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7558 Congratulations! Keep up the hard work and soon you’ll be sitting in this chair buddy. 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7559 I would've guessed it's a display screen behind you but it's 2020, you never know 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7560 Glad that’s settled, Jim. I really see a future for you at this company. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7561 I like your evolution progression... Forecast of some inclement weather soon, so we'll highly treasure someone with your biological visual abilities 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7562 So, let’s discuss your quarterly reports 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
7563 I’ve seen this all before Rex. Doesn’t happen often so timing is the key. We gotta get in before this entire industry segment just explodes. Its gonna be life changing I tell ya! 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7564 And if the world was ending you’d come over right? 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7565 You are hired But actually fire,d 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7566 Pull up those procedure docs on our Meteor Emergency Plan, Mark.” “Sir, we have no Meteor Emergency Plan. 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
7567 It may feel like the world is ending, but it’s all a matter of perspective. Have you heard about the law of attraction? 1.2414 0.05668 58 44 14 0
7568 Like I've always said John, profits must reach for the sky, it's never that far away 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7569 Well, Jerry, the numbers don't lie. Welcome aboard! I just know you're going to help drain this swamp. 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7570 They tried climate, volcanism, and now asteroids. It’s their new hoax! 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7571 The flaming cupcake is back 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7572 Look, we are offering an extremely long-lasting job position 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7573 So if the meteor doesn't get them in june then you'll go, july is all yours and it all else fails I got August then in September we'll party and get tail. 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
7574 Gee, I’m sorry about your circumstance, Ted, but you know what they say, if you just wait 10 minutes... 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7575 Can you soften the language on our post-meteor press release from ‘total annihilation’ to ‘possible extinction’? 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7576 you are in luck! Today we have excellent deal on our premium life insurance 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7577 I’d run you through the policy exclusions, but it covers everything that’s likely to happen. 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7578 Well, we've made it this far. Masks off! 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7579 Our asteroid insurance is growing 2020x YoY! 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7580 Stymrac, we're happy that you accepted our offer after much consideration. Now before you sign this NDA, I need to know that you will take this to the grave... 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7581 If I’m lyin’ now I’m dyin’ now— am I right?? 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7582 This insurance will cover EVERYTHING *except extinction 1.2414 0.06419 58 48 7 3
7583 Gosh, this airco kills me 1.2414 0.05668 58 44 14 0
7584 We'll start you off in a smaller role, reeking havoc around post boxes, things like that, and see where you go from there 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7585 Regardless of the civil development of the reptiles' community, there is no escaping asteroid. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7586 Hello Croc Monsieur, We want to offer this promotion deal that will show you how your future will be LIT 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7587 In these unprecedented times. We do offer telework. 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
7588 So I see on your resumé you’re a specialist in pandemic response...... 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7589 Congratulations your 90 day work trial begins now! Just between the two of us I don’t foresee any problems occurring this time period. 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7590 Hey, at least we don't have to work from home anymore 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7591 Barring any sort of mass extinction event, you should be able to retire in two years. 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7592 All I’m saying is we need to get the economy back open STAT or we will be dealing with a real disaster. 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7593 & these are our 5, 10, 20 year projections... 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7594 The humans still don’t realise we are their overlords and the aliens should be stopping by any minute now 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7595 I guess they weren't joking when they said we'd be back in the office when the world ends. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7596 Dinosaurs will be around forever. I’ve got a. Lifetime contract for food for you to sign. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7597 I know, I know, "in perpetuity" can sound a little scary, but who knows what's going to happen? 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7598 this is an investment in your future that you'll never regret! 1.2414 0.07505 58 48 6 4
7599 We've seen almost everything, so we know how to cover almost anything. 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7600 OK I'll agree to your terms. I'll sign these papers the day a flaming cupcake comes crashing through my window. 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
7601 I’m so glad this pandemic is over! 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7602 Well, I'm impressed. I think you have a bright future ahead of you. 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7603 I think you’ll find this offer generous, especially considering your precarious position in the industry. 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7604 Our future is brightening as we speak. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7605 So happy that we can part ways peacefully and you hold no grudges." 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7606 Why so glum, Bob? It’s not like this HR complaint is the end of the world! 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
7607 Gone with the wind 1.2414 0.05668 58 44 14 0
7608 We're definitely not facing extinction anytime soon. Just look at these numbers! 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7609 Of course, we'll need some proof you'll be around for a while. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7610 I wouldn't be so self-assured that you will outlast me here at Earth.com. 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
7611 So where would you like to be five million years from today?" 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7612 First we take Manhattan, then we take Pjongyang. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7613 It's always best to invest for the long term. 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
7614 Screw the retirement plan? Now we're getting somewhere! 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7615 Given the asteroid situation, have you considered life insurance? 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7616 I'm telling you George, with these kind of numbers our futures are guaranteed. 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
7617 Actually,you can keep the raise. 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7618 It's going to take an Extinction Level Event to get this meeting to end. 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
7619 Take all the time you need and keep thinking big! 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7620 Your insurance will cover you for the next five seconds. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7621 Act of God," yeah, that's just for the lawyers. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7622 We hope you find your severance package very generous. 1.2414 0.05668 58 44 14 0
7623 We're looking to astronomically diversify our workplace. 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7624 That meteor myth covered our escape. Why do you ask? 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7625 And last but not least, we are prepared to offer you a lifetime employment contract. 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7626 Someday,son, all of this will be yours. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7627 Our business has been around for thousands of years - and we expect to be around for thousands more. 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
7628 Our retirement package is really top notch. 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7629 And where do you see yourself in 66 million years? 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
7630 These contracts are valid for the rest of the Cretaceous Period, barring force majeure. 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
7631 Of course, past performance is no guarantee, but now's a great time to invest in the futures market. 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7632 I'm struck! Your bombshell hit-piece doesn't drone off target! 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7633 All this talk about the imminent demise of our species is vastly exaggerated. 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7634 We'll let them land and propagate before we do any harvesting. 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7635 For guys like us, the sky's the limit! 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7636 Your new life insurance policy covers everything except the remote possibility of objects falling from outer space. 1.2414 0.07505 58 48 6 4
7637 I'd be the last one to tell you that you're too young to write your will. 1.2414 0.05668 58 44 14 0
7638 Our benefits package offers top notch life insurance. 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
7639 Only an Act of God could nullify this contract. 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
7640 This should set you up for life. 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
7641 Listen, all the asteroid means is that it’s a great time to buy low. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7642 I'm sorry, you're not a good fit for the position. But don't worry, it's not the end of the world. 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7643 Well, it was a great four weeks. 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7644 Read it again . Notice the date! 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7645 When dinosaurs ruled the earth... 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7646 Ah! Back to normal. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7647 Sign here and we guarantee you and your species will never become extinct. 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
7648 Yes sir, our reptilian brain is on top of all incoming traffic. 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
7649 As you can see, it's a temporary position. 1.2414 0.05668 58 44 14 0
7650 Don’t worry, “force majeure” hasn’t really happened for a few hundred million years now. 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7651 Barring a catastrophe, I'd say we have a deal 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
7652 Here's my 5-year plan for Global Dominance. 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7653 As you can see, we have guards all over the place 1.2414 0.05668 58 44 14 0
7654 All of this talk about the end of the world- it will never happen. 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7655 When business is booming like this, who needs contingency planning? 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7656 It's all right here in the Tar Pit Clause. 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7657 And that’s how the world ends, not with a bang but a whimper 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7658 You seem unhoppy lately." "You are dragon me down. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7659 May a fireball strike if I don’t think you’re the best candidate for this job. 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
7660 Congratulations! Your asset values are through the roof & retirement looks bulletproof. 1.2414 0.05668 58 44 14 0
7661 Adaptability is in our DNA. We're in the market for the long term. 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7662 This clause frees you from further indemnity in the event of an epic natural disaster..." 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7663 Ya know George, in spite of your wanderlust, I say let's just sit tight and wait this thing out. 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7664 When the interview is not going well but it'll to be over soon. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7665 Perfect time to buy into this market. 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7666 Did you hear, we're supposed to have a meteor shower tonight? 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7667 I guarantee you'll triple your investment in less than a century. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7668 Looks like we’ll be vacation fo awhile. 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7669 Tell me about a time you weren't part of a plague. 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
7670 I think I have eczema. 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7671 Don't worry, I'm sure our PR agency can handle this before it blows up in our face. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7672 America First! 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
7673 Look at those numbers Larry. I tell ya, the GOP's got this thing. 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
7674 The retirement plan is amazing. 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7675 Adverse affection? Why do you ask? 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7676 We’re expanding into all continents! Our stock is soaring! What could go wrong? 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
7677 I know you were hopeful for the promotion, but we’re actually letting you go. Now, I know this may feel like the end of the world, but- 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7678 I can assure you that signing this contract will only do good for you and your lineage. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7679 Oh, don't worry about the meteor. We survived the last mass extinction and this time we'll have Keith Richards to entertain us. 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7680 Bob, these results are out of this world. How’s it going this month? 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7681 People call me a dinosaur but I'm an equal opportunities employer. 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7682 You realize that this is only a temp' job? 1.2414 0.05668 58 44 14 0
7683 I have a feeling that stock prices have reached what looks like a permanently high plateau. 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7684 The quarterly forecast is clear, sir: DinoCorp is on the cusp of becoming a top provider of fossil fuels! 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
7685 Don't worry, George. The Feds won't find these funds in 65 million years! 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
7686 Don't worry. Getting fired is not the end of the world. 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7687 There's no time like the present. Just go out a live! 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
7688 No, seeing as we're the primary agents of cataclysm on this planet, our insurance policies don't cover that. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7689 Our Company has been around for 190 million years. 1.2414 0.07505 58 48 6 4
7690 An "Act of God" clause? What makes you ask? 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7691 Are you sure you want a 30 year mortgage? 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7692 We pride ourselves on the fact that our employees tend to spend their entire careers here. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7693 It has your name on it, pal. 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7694 Not sure about my five year plan, but my five minute plan is to have your job! 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
7695 Only one week until retirement. Why shouldn't I smile? 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7696 I really think we have a bright future ahead 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7697 You are fully insured for the next two seconds 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
7698 By joining our team, you're helping to save the world. 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7699 These are the terms of if-you-survive-post-extinction insurance! 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7700 ...probably a lot of fishing, golfing, spending time with my grandkids. All I know is that when the clock hits 5:00 today, I'll be retired 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7701 ...we also offer an excellent benefits package. 1.2414 0.05668 58 44 14 0
7702 Yes, with the market like this he’s sure to be re-elected. 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7703 ...the performance shall be excused, if it be rendered impossible by the act of God; but where the party, by his own contract... 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7704 How are you on handling heated situations? 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7705 What would you do if the world ends now? 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7706 Think of it as a solid long-term investment 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7707 My date tonight might require something a bit more extreme than a "rain check" 1.2414 0.05929 58 47 9 2
7708 This policy gives you coverage that's just out of this world. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7709 And you save money on this policy due to its irony exclusion. 1.2414 0.07505 58 48 6 4
7710 What are your plans for the weekend? 1.2414 0.05668 58 44 14 0
7711 You can be the CLEO - Chief Lizard Executive Officer - and as the founder, I'm not planning to retire any time in the near future. 1.2414 0.05668 58 44 14 0
7712 Extinction? Come on, what are the chances that could happen again? 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7713 Sign here. If I’m leading you astray let me be struck down by a meteor. 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
7714 And of course as a campaign field staffer your health care benefits and salary (which is much higher than our competitors can offer) are all guaranteed through November! 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7715 We’re recommending going short on mammals. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7716 For this position we are looking for a real trail blazer. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7717 We’re prepared, and we’re doing a great job with it. And it will go away. Just stay calm. It will go away.” 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7718 Let's agree to a short term contract and see how it goes. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7719 Good choice. Your premium will be lower with the cataclysmic option. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7720 Alligator in the mirror. 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7721 It's called a credit-default swap and will have no impact. 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7722 Sign here. What are the odds of another asteroid strike? 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7723 Enemies are creating hoaxes to make me look bad 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7724 Now... where did I put my flaming rock...? 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7725 Everything in the contract looks good! One minor point - can you include a force majeure clause? 1.2414 0.05668 58 44 14 0
7726 Everything seems to be in order 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7727 Just sign our pre historic non compete clause. 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
7728 Nervous? 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
7729 We are looking for someone to come into this job hot with new ideas. 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
7730 Look -there's still so much you have to offer - early retirement doesn't have to mean the end of the world... 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7731 Trust me; this is a great deal and this offer won't be available very long... 1.2414 0.05668 58 44 14 0
7732 This is an earth shattering offer..... 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7733 Your resume says your good with extinction events? 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7734 And this is your lifetime guarantee! 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7735 You should sign this before life changes. 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7736 Honestly, an amphibian couldn't survive for a single day in this environment. 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7737 As your advisor, if I were you, I'd put my money in fossil fuel. 1.2414 0.05668 58 44 14 0
7738 Let's talk health insurance. 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
7739 You’re position is very secure. Our future looks bright! 1.2414 0.05668 58 44 14 0
7740 Watch out Amazon and Google . Jurassic Park is now officially a IPO . 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7741 Did you say duck? 1.2414 0.07505 58 48 6 4
7742 No, I don't have comet insurance. Do you see a need for it? 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
7743 Moviegoers might not be the brightest, but no one is going to believe an ending like that! 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7744 When you are to busy talking to someone that is important you forget about your surroundings. 1.2414 0.05668 58 44 14 0
7745 If you have any questions, just fire away! 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7746 Comet schmoment , that’ll never happen again 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7747 You'll be paid scale, but your retirement is still up in the air. 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
7748 Welcome aboard, you’re officially a titan of business 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7749 You’re profile makes you an excellent candidate for the loan—especially since we are presently seeking new clients not connected to big business bailouts. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7750 See? I told you that meteorite story was a liberal hoax. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7751 Of course, there are exclusions for lizard-made disasters, but that's highly unlikely as you know.... 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7752 Your experience in the Trump White House will be good prep for the meteor fallout. Consider yourself hired. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7753 My mask made me feel warm. 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7754 I say let's play it safe. 1.2414 0.07505 58 48 6 4
7755 My Ins Co ....why do you ask?” 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7756 and we'll throw in tail insurance to sweeten the deal 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7757 Well let me think about that for a second or two. 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
7758 How long until you get my job? Don’t hold your breath. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7759 Florida, that’s the ticket. A hot spot where we can hang on the beach. And laugh 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
7760 What? You've never heard of badminton? 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
7761 You don't believe that story about the meteor, do you? 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7762 Brilliant work, Bob! They will still be talking about this millions and millions of years from now. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7763 I'm sorry to let you go, but you just haven't evolved fast enough. We'll work out the details later. 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7764 Yeah, I heard it might be coming here, but they say if we drink Clorox, we'll be fine. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7765 I look forward to a long and productive working relationship. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7766 I truly don't understand why you reported a meteor wiping us out........... 1.2414 0.06419 58 48 7 3
7767 Great balls of fire and leaping lizards, who believes this climate change nonsense? 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7768 Just heard some idiots from earth may be sending a stupid probe to check out our planet. 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
7769 Buying a Yucatan timeshare may turn out to be the hottest real estate deal of the Mesozoic Era! 1.2414 0.07505 58 48 6 4
7770 You see, all our projections point the same, those little bastard primates are heading for a swift extinction! 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7771 Climate change ! Ha ! Those scientists act like it’s the end of the world! 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
7772 We have lunch delivered, piping hot, every day. It cuts down on the number of people in the building at any given time. 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7773 Just sign here and I'll see you later alligator. 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7774 Don't worry, the warm weather will kill it. 1.2414 0.07505 58 48 6 4
7775 ... and based on your peer reviews, I'd say your future looks bright. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7776 includes all the big ones- fire, flood, earthquake- even covers locusts, ha, ha- everything you could ever need, sign here 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
7777 Guaranteed, you won't find a better life insurance policy than this anywhere!" 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7778 I can’t believe how great it is to have everything back to normal after that terrible pandemic shutdown. 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
7779 I’m telling you, this is the next big thing! 1.2414 0.05668 58 44 14 0
7780 I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship. Just sign here. 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7781 To be promoted to higher level you have to grow your inner wings, Saurus ! 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7782 Is that everything, because I've got a space shuttle to catch 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
7783 I’m expecting things to heat up! 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
7784 Relax Bill, no one else is aware of the imminent economic disaster - it's time to start selling our stocks. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7785 No, we definitely do not need a contingency plan! 1.2414 0.05668 58 44 14 0
7786 You will love our 401K and retirement plans! 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7787 Don't worry. In a few weeks it will magically disappear into the Gulf of Mexico. 1.2414 0.05668 58 44 14 0
7788 I'm sorry Steve but we have to let you go." 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
7789 So, Mr. Braithwaite, barring any unforeseen circumstances . . . 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7790 Every 76 years. 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7791 I see a long, bright future for you here 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7792 As your publicist, I'm telling you this deal will immortalize you. 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7793 I thought your boss understood that I would never sign his proposal and it is not his "alleged" strike force that will worry me 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
7794 Do you have questions about the natural disaster exclusions in your policy? 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7795 It's fake news. You won't even have to wear a mask. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7796 Congratulations, the president just signed your Green New Deal into law! 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7797 Tomorrow starts the Cretaceous... I hope it will be really good for us. 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
7798 Your long-term success is a lock. Nothing short of a worldwide extinction event can impact your investment." 1.2414 0.07898 58 49 4 5
7799 So you are pretty sure you will be King of the Swamp for a long time to come? 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7800 Your references are impeccable, but we're looking to evolve. 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
7801 Portraying events that could happen from behind is your skill. 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7802 Going forward, I'm feeling really good about this deal. 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7803 Morale has never been better! 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7804 Our plans are starting to catch fire, and things are looking up, don't you think? 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7805 Your movie Apocalypse Now is an astronomical success! Fans say it's very down to earth and the competitors have all crash landed, you can even say they have gone extinct. 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7806 Now I know you’re not happy about the eviction, but Mars isn’t all bad! 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7807 So if just sign here, please. You never know what's around the corner. 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
7808 We're good -- black swans haven't evolved yet. 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7809 Now that we're through the pandemic, the 4th quarter will be our best yet. 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7810 Where do I see myself in 5 years? Extinct. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7811 We offer great health insurance. 1.2414 0.05668 58 44 14 0
7812 Our business is constantly evolving. 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
7813 And another nice benefit we have is free all you can eat frog legs. 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7814 Listen, Rex, if an idea for a story about dinosaur indestructibility ever comes to you, as your agent I want to be the first to know. 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7815 ...we've even added a pandemic clause.... 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7816 Hate to disappoint, but just have a hunch that your analysis might be irrelevant. 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7817 Honestly, your timing accepting this new position could not possibly be better. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7818 Just wanted to bring to your attention an existential problem that threatens our divvying up the swamp. 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7819 With this deal I can't send anything in the foreseeable future stopping dinosaur dominance! 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7820 The liberal media are saying that this meteor could be deadly but I think it’s a hoax. 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
7821 This will take care of global warming for the next10,000 years. 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
7822 Make Paleozoic Great Again. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7823 So you’ll be selling LG Ultra HD TVs. The visuals are outstanding. They really show how far we’ve advanced. 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7824 Just sign it, it’s not like there’s a bulls eye on your head. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7825 Seriously Sal sign right here . What could go wrong ! 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
7826 … and, to be clear, we are really in this business for the long term.” 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
7827 Thanks for your application but I don’t think we’ll have time to continue the hiring process. 1.2414 0.05668 58 44 14 0
7828 I think you have a great future working here. We'll see you first thing Monday morning, and get you situated. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7829 Fred, we've trumped the Trump and we'll breeze through this imminent event! 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
7830 Great! How soon can you start? 1.2414 0.05668 58 44 14 0
7831 ‘“We will be remembered for creating the best economy ever.” 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7832 You’re just in time with your application. The drop deadline is today. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7833 You’re Gross but sort of funny-looking, too! 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
7834 Our Five Year Plan 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7835 Thank you for choosing evolution. 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7836 The best part is it pays scale 1.2414 0.05668 58 44 14 0
7837 Yes, I know, but they say its just a birdie. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7838 Now this chart shows our estimate of your long term investment trends. 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7839 Bet the long run. The market always goes up. 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
7840 Sign this contract for lifetime income. 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7841 We also have a generous retirement plan. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7842 What ya mean, “past performance is no guarantee of future returns“? 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
7843 State Governors can deal with it. 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
7844 Sign with us and the sky’s the limit! 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
7845 Tell me it's not just another burning shuttlecock. 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
7846 The job is only part time. 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7847 Safe to say, you’ll be living large for the rest of your life! 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7848 Read here. Kant says sense experience tells us nothing about what must or must not be the case--' 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7849 Now that most of the humans have been sent inside, the number of options for us are exploding. 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7850 We're only offering short term contracts these days. 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7851 It's not a dog-eat-dog world any more. 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
7852 Look at these beautiful numbers! Pretty soon, our competition will be extinct. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7853 I think you'll be very happy with this whole life policy. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7854 But think of the niche you’ll occupy if your species survives! Bill Johnson Flagstaff AZ 1.2414 0.03309 58 48 9 1
7855 This twitter feed predicts we are heading for extinction 1.2414 0.05929 58 47 9 2
7856 I'm prepared to move aggressively with my offer. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7857 Ignore that it's a fake comet! 1.2414 0.05668 58 44 14 0
7858 I see in the numbers that even if Hell or High Water Comes, we will remain dominant, 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7859 And... within two years, you could be sitting in my chair. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7860 What about this a caption for this week's contest? 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7861 Let's take a look at your short-term assets. 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7862 No worries! The economy is so strong, nothing can stop you from being reelected. 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7863 Come on, Larry, we don't have all day. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7864 We think bringing a seasoned veteran like yourself onboard will really spice things up around here. 1.2414 0.05668 58 44 14 0
7865 Yes it means the end of the world. But the Fed made an interest rate cut - and the market rallied strongly. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7866 Life insurance...why would I need life insurance? 1.2414 0.07505 58 48 6 4
7867 This IPO will be nothing short of The Big Bang! 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7868 So, Clarence, where do you see yourself in five years? 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7869 Not to worry. This time we have AI. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7870 We can go over the details of your life insurance policy at our next scheduled meeting. 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7871 The more things change, the more they stay the same. 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
7872 Actually, I'd like to increase the life insurance amount. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7873 Fortunately, nepotism laws don't apply to me. 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7874 The plague of Frogs" is in a few days, and let me just say; " I believe you were born for this role! 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
7875 It's Ironclad, nothing a slimy wife says or does can possibly alter this arrangement for you, your children, or your future generations! 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7876 "This is our hottest real estate deal in 65 million years. 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7877 Even a 2nd term of Trump wouldn't raise Godzilla from the dead. 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7878 Louie, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7879 Now this portfolio is recession-proof. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7880 So it says here you've got experience with Salesforce? 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7881 Nothing out of the ordinary here, when can you start? 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7882 Trust me: there's practically nothing that our insurance doesn't cover 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7883 Eh, let it hit him... he's fiery anyway. 1.2414 0.01739 58 51 6 1
7884 Our Q1 results are great but we can't look back. In our line of business there is always competition. 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7885 I think this is the beginning of a beautiful partnership. 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7886 Barring an unforeseen, horrific end of life as we know it, I think you'll have a long, fulfilling career with us. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7887 No, Thursday’s out... 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
7888 Listen, if we don't hit Q2 earnings, it's not like it's the end of the world. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7889 Oh no, a small burning rock is inside the office and it’s going to hit me in the head. 1.2414 0.05668 58 44 14 0
7890 We're hiring for placements within the Rothschild Dynasty, the Bush Family and the British Royal Monarchy... Do you have any experience in covering up war crimes? 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
7891 Now that I'm a trillionaire, I can finally start doing good for mankind. 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
7892 Where do you see yourself in this company in the long term? 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7893 We're just furloughing you until things get better. 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7894 Once you sign your will, nothing can keep your offspring from inheriting your fortune. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7895 Sign it. If I'm wrong it's not the end of the world. 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7896 Can't say I've ever predated a metaphor. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7897 I think I can say with a high degree of confidence that nothing can supplant our disruptive technologies. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7898 Let's discuss our short term profitability goals. 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7899 I made sure to include "in perpetuity" this time in case we get thrown a curveball. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7900 Thank you for your years of service, but we're gonna have to move on 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7901 Time for this week's meteorology report. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7902 Yes, precisely- gobble, chew and sign! 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7903 I'd like my winnings all up front - no installments 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
7904 Welcome to Covid. Don’t get attached to a shopping cart handle. 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
7905 Absolutely guaranteed! If you want out of your time-share, just call this toll-free number. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7906 We can't have you preying on the interns anymore. Not in this whole #metoo climate. We're going to have to let you go. 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
7907 They’ll remember this as the era when creatures could sit three feet apart. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7908 Term or whole? 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7909 We’ve been in business for 120,000 years, and we are not going anywh... 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
7910 You say you have a business plan to obliterate the competition? I’m listening... 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7911 Congratulations Diana! After being passed over by your male counterparts the last several years, we’re promoting you to head weather-saurus. 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
7912 If all goes according to plan, we’ll make you a partner next year. 1.2414 0.05668 58 44 14 0
7913 Our company is solid. Here is our business strategy for the next 10 years: best era to invest in your species. 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
7914 You won't regret joining. Our company is built to last. 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7915 It’s true, Mr. Lacerta! Most people can’t believe we cover natural disasters! 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7916 And what is it that got you in to the underground bunker business? 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7917 This deal is a real CROC, I am not signing. 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
7918 As you can see here - firebombs are covered. 1.2414 0.05668 58 44 14 0
7919 Some kind of a crazy rumor about a meteorite hitting the earth. 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7920 Barring unforeseen circumstances we are quite confident that within... 1.2414 0.06650 58 46 10 2
7921 That "meteor made the dinosaurs extinct' old wives tale kills me every time... 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
7922 With adversity comes opportunity to evolve and take flight. 1.2414 0.07090 58 47 8 3
7923 So are you thinking 30 yr fixed or shall we go with the 15 year? 1.2414 0.06179 58 45 12 1
7924 Of course there’s no deductible 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
7925 We have great benefits here 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
7926 With this retirement portfolio, your future looks bright. 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
7927 ‘’ So grubhub or ubereats for take out. 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
7928 Says here you’re from Florida? You’ll fit right in... 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
7929 Karl...any last requests? 1.2373 0.06981 59 48 8 3
7930 I really see a future for you here, Dave. 1.2373 0.06087 59 46 12 1
7931 Typical” Dave sighed, he’d just landed his dream job and now the world was going to end 1.2373 0.06087 59 46 12 1
7932 Congratulations. You’ll be playing a key role in our Transition to Greatness initiative. 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
7933 We’re all in this together..... 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
7934 Everything is just the way it’s used to be... Only this time, we have better tools... 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
7935 As soon as you sign these papers you will owe the bank ... 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
7936 I see what you're saying, but I feel like TikTok is on its way out. 1.2373 0.06087 59 46 12 1
7937 The world knows 'Flaming Creatures' was banned." 1.2373 0.06981 59 48 8 3
7938 And did you feel that your previous employment selling a line of gator handbags and shoes was a dead end job? 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
7939 Someone have your back? 1.2373 0.06087 59 46 12 1
7940 Gus, not only did we succeed but we did it on a grand scale! 1.2373 0.06087 59 46 12 1
7941 We're providing all employees with a complimentary Calm app subscription. 1.2373 0.06087 59 46 12 1
7942 Why don't you come back later. We can discuss it at the company barbecue. 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
7943 FINAL offer, a years supply at cost. 1.2373 0.06087 59 46 12 1
7944 And this agreement guarantees your right to use your timeshare for one week per year in perpetuity. 1.2373 0.06549 59 47 10 2
7945 It was really great working with you, enjoy your retirement 1.2373 0.06981 59 48 8 3
7946 We’re calling it Trump Cretaceous so put your Rex Henry right there 1.2373 0.07388 59 49 6 4
7947 I think you have a very bright future here. 1.2373 0.06981 59 48 8 3
7948 You've got a really bright future here. 1.2373 0.06087 59 46 12 1
7949 If the lizardpeople race is to have a future, it will be with you, E-Lon Musk. Take your ship to Earth, infiltrate it’s society and when plague sets in, call it a hoax and “mistakenly” donate sleep apnea machines to hospitals. We will kill hundreds. 1.2373 0.06981 59 48 8 3
7950 This is a contract stating that the moon is made of cheese, lizard people rule the earth, and a fiery meteor is headed straight for this window. 1.2373 0.06087 59 46 12 1
7951 We are looking for someone that’ll be with us for the ‘long haul’... 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
7952 Our investment packages are future-proof. 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
7953 Trust me stars regularly visit our company 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
7954 Can you finish this report by next week?" "I don't think that'll be possible. 1.2364 0.07323 55 45 7 3
7955 Quickly, does this cover major disasters? 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
7956 Don't worry about that, it's only a pebble 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
7957 The painting behind me is a Salvador Dali work. Surrealism, they call it 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
7958 I know the meteor is going to hit but can complete the project report by 5? 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
7959 The figures have come in Morty, and it looks like we're ready to resume business as usual after that small blip. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
7960 Trust me, you’re going to want the lowest deductible plan. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
7961 As you can read, this’s a Lifetime Warranty. 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
7962 Come on, what have you got to loose? 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
7963 due to the impending crisis, your position will have be furloughed until further notice 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
7964 Here is our new 72 month 0% APR offer. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
7965 Sign on the line, kid... you’re gonna be a star! ☄️ 1.2364 0.05781 55 42 13 0
7966 yes elevators are small but it has character. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
7967 Congrats Larry !! Now I want you to come and meet the staff 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
7968 Well, Gary, it looks like we'll have to scale back production. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
7969 Meteors” “Ice Caps” “Meteors” “Ice Caps” “METEOR!!!!!!! 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
7970 Keep cool, a shock on the economy won't impact your assets. We have invested your cash in rock-solid assets. 1.2364 0.05781 55 42 13 0
7971 So, why don’t you tell me a little bit about your five-year-plan. 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
7972 ...The Aristocrats!! 1.2364 0.05483 55 44 10 1
7973 This position will be great for your professional evolution. We hope you’ll be here a long, long time. 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
7974 We're well-positioned for next quarter. 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
7975 So we looked into that asteroid you discovered earlier this week and agreed to let you name it after your mother, Raaaarma. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
7976 :: “...We could really use someone with your unique foresight for risk aversion...” 1.2364 0.06066 55 45 8 2
7977 No 'see you later alligator' won't cut it this time! We're all in this together! ... How about 'in a while crocodile!' 1.2364 0.07323 55 45 7 3
7978 Excellent work, Sandra. This production deserved to go out with a bang. 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
7979 The job role requires a two year commitment to sell our health insurance. 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
7980 Are you willing to sign this Non-compete comet? 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
7981 We have unlimited vacation.” @daniel_sack 1.2364 0.05781 55 42 13 0
7982 I have a sinking feeling that I’m about to get fired. 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
7983 So Bob! You’re finally getting those vacation days you asked for! 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
7984 Have you ever dealt with an emergency crisis at your previous job? If so, how did you respond? 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
7985 To be honest we would fire you, but it hasn’t been discovered yet 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
7986 You’re fired and you will not be receiving a severance package 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
7987 «You’re hired! Your risk prevention experiences really hit the spot.» • 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
7988 Our platinum insurance policy provides you with irreplaceable lifelong benefits 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
7989 Please sign our consent forms for your full-body makeover procedures. 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
7990 Greg, tell me about your ‘We are the virus, nature is healing’ critique. 1.2364 0.05781 55 42 13 0
7991 So... I'm glad to assure you that you will live for lots and lots of years. Oh, and we will ship you the bill within a week 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
7992 Where do you see yourself in the next 10 second? Reunited with dinosaurs? 1.2364 0.07323 55 45 7 3
7993 I like your new Zoom background. 1.2364 0.07323 55 45 7 3
7994 I see you are handling the retrenchment better than anybody in my 160 million years under the sun. 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
7995 So we aren't going to fire you just yet ... 1.2364 0.07323 55 45 7 3
7996 Relax! It's all good. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
7997 Yes. Business as usual, Stan. 1.2364 0.05781 55 42 13 0
7998 So, your mom was awesome! 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
7999 How well do you work under pressure? 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
8000 Okay Jim tell me about a time you had to have a difficult conversation with an employee. 1.2364 0.05781 55 42 13 0
8001 Really, you will give up your salary and work for free? 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
8002 That's an interesting wallpaper selection for an insurance company such as yours 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
8003 What, that? Oh no, that’s nothing.” @emessodoodle 1.2364 0.05781 55 42 13 0
8004 I want you to use more irony in your next piece. 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
8005 Looks like our world is in order here, but do you mind working on a pay scale? 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
8006 And the best features about our loan Is that interest rates can be negative 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
8007 With these numbers, we are looking towards being a nuclear superpower. 1.2364 0.05781 55 42 13 0
8008 We really thrive under tight deadlines here 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
8009 Well, this is the type of company where you can spend your whole working life - we actually encourage it! 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
8010 It’s just a meteoric uprawr 1.2364 0.05781 55 42 13 0
8011 We’re back Gary. We’re back... 1.2364 0.05781 55 44 10 1
8012 You look the part 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
8013 I see on here you don’t believe in the Big Bang theory, tell me more about that. 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
8014 Oh darn, another extinction on the way. Forget about the job offer. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
8015 It’s the outline for what I like to call the “Transition to Greatness.” 1.2364 0.05781 55 42 13 0
8016 These figures are truly striking, Mr. Billiamson! This will make a deep impact on our bottom line. 1.2364 0.05781 55 42 13 0
8017 We’re excited to offer you this promotion, Pam—nothing like a little job security, eh? 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
8018 Yeah...I’m gonna need you to come in tomorrow... 1.2364 0.05781 55 42 13 0
8019 In these unprecedented times, we’ve been forced to make company-wide cuts. I know you’re disappointed, but it’s only temporary. Just until this is all over. Stay safe, and be well. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
8020 Don’t worry, the meteor is just a hologram for when we need to ‘encourage’ humans to sign 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
8021 Your strengths are clear - tell me about your weaknesses. 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
8022 The bad news is, no raises this year. 1.2364 0.07323 55 45 7 3
8023 mom said this was the stupidest thing I've ever said 1.2364 0.07323 55 45 7 3
8024 This meteoric offer will mean you'll want for nothing for the rest of your life. 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
8025 and I said; this is a free Pangea. I chose my right to not believe those alarmist science dinolovers 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
8026 I guess the sun is just getting closer these days. 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
8027 How do you see yourself in ten years? 1.2364 0.05781 55 42 13 0
8028 Haha. You want an immediate years cash advance? Get outta my office before I kill you.” 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
8029 Now, you can save up to 40% off the cover price by signing up for an annual subscription... 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
8030 ...but we’re confident we’ll recover in the third and fourth quarters. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
8031 And then I said...it's bigger up close baby! 1.2364 0.05781 55 42 13 0
8032 In the current climate it's all about survival. 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
8033 We're really looking for someone with long term plans to be here 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
8034 I have a good feeling about this 30 year loan. 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
8035 How do you feel about a transfer to Florida? 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
8036 We promise our company will care for your needs as a member of our workforce for many years to come. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
8037 I think you'll find our 401k vesting options very competitive. 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
8038 Let’s tell them the probability is “low.” 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
8039 Unfortunately we collectively don't see you in our long term plans, so we are letting you go. 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
8040 I was thinking about starting an affair with my personal trainer- thoughts? 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
8041 Official lizard business. 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
8042 Yes, this job is temporary, but there might be some potential to move into a permanent position depending on our next quarter. 1.2364 0.05781 55 42 13 0
8043 Great news for you is that we do provide you with a top notch insurance plan for the next 5 years. 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
8044 This disaster recovery plan needs revision ASAP. 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
8045 Your resume does not the experience you stated you did when we chatted online..can you explain? 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
8046 And of course the $100,000 Death By Meteor fee is included in the total cost... 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
8047 Well Charles, you’re fresh and short on experience but fortunately your curious and super-chill attitude is very compatible with our heuristic attitude here at Forever Dino… congratulations, the sky is the limit! 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
8048 talk to me about the employee healthcare plan 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
8049 I agree, Jack. There's just not enough time for strategy when you're fighting fires all day. 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
8050 ‘Listen Gene, if the team has to work late it’s not the end of the world.’ 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
8051 I'm sorry but we went another way. 1.2364 0.05781 55 42 13 0
8052 Monday’s, am I right?? @miltonarellanophoto 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
8053 So, you want to bet against what? 1.2364 0.05781 55 42 13 0
8054 Chill out by the lake! That’s the best you could come up with? 1.2364 0.05781 55 42 13 0
8055 The shareholders are going to be thrilled by our performance this quarter. 1.2364 0.05781 55 42 13 0
8056 Overcoming obstacles is important in this role 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
8057 Why do we need to call off our herd that is eating all the trees Steve? Believe me, we have been through worst than this! 1.2364 0.07323 55 45 7 3
8058 Fantastic takedown Randy! Quite the incendiary piece. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
8059 I wouldn’t worry about large-scale destruction. Look at me- I know scales! 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
8060 We look forward to a long and successful partnership. 1.2364 0.05781 55 42 13 0
8061 Check out this report on climate change- what a hoax!. 1.2364 0.07769 55 46 5 4
8062 Meteor, schmeteor! That rumor has been going around a million years. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
8063 It looks like your jobs skills is antiquated. 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
8064 In other news, we have stopped offering life insurance. 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
8065 Take cover this is not going to end well. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
8066 My company could use a little fireball like you. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
8067 In lieu of our extinction, I'm giving you the day off. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
8068 A retention bonus for me? Sweet! 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
8069 I hear ACME has the perfect position for you; I'm sure you'd do very well there in the next year or two! 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
8070 Asteroid? Simply another hoax. 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
8071 Your pension is safe with us, this company has been around since the existence of time. 1.2364 0.07323 55 45 7 3
8072 Now this is the policy you want: Your survivors get double indemnity for accidents 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
8073 So, tell me, how would you spend your final seconds? 1.2364 0.05781 55 42 13 0
8074 Well...let's just see what happens. 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
8075 I see a bright future for you here. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
8076 ``You're after my job? Good luck with that, pal.'' 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
8077 I'm a fatalist. Now. 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
8078 After the IPO we’ll double or triple in size. 1.2364 0.05781 55 42 13 0
8079 Enough with the feel good corporate mixers ...people just need to grow a thicker skin 1.2364 0.05781 55 42 13 0
8080 So tell us why you would like to work for crocs 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
8081 And remember this requires a long term commitment, so which is it? 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
8082 Marketing tells me noone with two feet will ever capture this market 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
8083 Remember Iggy, it's never too late for a dinosaur to change their osteoderms!!! 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
8084 I'm sorry, Mr. Sauros, despite your impressive resume, we just don't see that you have a future here. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
8085 lump sum now or long term disbursement, your choice 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
8086 Look, it's not the end of the world as we know it. 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
8087 You have a bright future at our company! 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
8088 How would you handle difficult human employees coming from another planet for work? 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
8089 This president thing is soooo easy. What could go wrong? 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
8090 With our business plan and staff, what could go wrong? 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
8091 The forecast looks great, definitely a bull market” 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
8092 I can’t stress enough how important it is for you to plan for your future. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
8093 Relax. Nothing that lives under water will take your job. 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
8094 Have you read about the asteroid hoax? 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
8095 Yes indeed, there's nothing that can stop us now! 1.2364 0.05781 55 42 13 0
8096 Your signature please. And your family will be secure. 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
8097 If you sign on, you can expect a meteoric rise in your investment and further I’ll be here to stand behind this promise! 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
8098 Honestly George, the odds against a meteor of that size ever striking the Earth again are a Billion to One! 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
8099 I feel this work will last forever. 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
8100 Not to worry. We offer a wonderful life insurance benefit. 1.2364 0.05781 55 42 13 0
8101 Moving our factories down here to Mexico is really going to pay off in the long run. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
8102 well it seems the stock market is about to go down, you'll be just fine 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
8103 You’ve really found your niche here. 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
8104 And our indemnity clause covers you for the next 650 million years... 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
8105 Great job, Jimbo! With our succession plans in place, the family firm will thrive for generations! 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
8106 Just sign here and you'll have all of the life insurance you will ever need. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
8107 Now that the humans have been wiped out, we can finally clean the swamp 1.2364 0.05781 55 42 13 0
8108 High of 1400 tomorrow. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
8109 Your easiest gig ever, just look scary and let the redneck win. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
8110 Believe me This policy includes everything… Except for a natural disaster of course 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
8111 What do you want for dinner? 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
8112 Call it a hunch,but I think we should focus the portfolio on short term gains. 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
8113 As you can see, we are doing better than ever. 1.2364 0.05781 55 42 13 0
8114 I mean, look at these stock reports, Phil!....I tell ya, nothing can stop us now!!... 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
8115 Counterintuitively, this is a great time to buy schmorks. 1.2364 0.07769 55 46 5 4
8116 Who is Harry Stamper? Elon tweeted we can increase ISS zebra stockpiles ....Plus NASA tweeted "Space Rocks" are a 'hoax.' 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
8117 And your descendants will be well taken care of in the unlikely event of your demise. 1.2364 0.05781 55 42 13 0
8118 Have you heard? I'm taking early retirement? 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
8119 You get the feeling we should have been in charge all along” 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
8120 Let me see your tears. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
8121 What??? Don’t tell me I have something in my teeth??!! 1.2364 0.07323 55 45 7 3
8122 Finally! It seemed like years to get seated. 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
8123 Well your mortgage options are 7, 15 and 30 seconds. I would go for the 7 second option if I were you. 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
8124 Our time is short---let's get dowm to it. 1.2364 0.05781 55 42 13 0
8125 Now that our business plan is working, the money should pour in for the next 65 million years! 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
8126 I'm sorry sir, but you're fired. And we take that very literally here. 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
8127 I don’t care you feel bad for humanity! They brought this upon themselves when they elected that idiot Trump! 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
8128 I'll tell you, Rex, it sure is good to be on top of the world! 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
8129 A good deal on this rental, sir. Water and sewer are included. 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
8130 So, you could have knocked me down with a feather" 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
8131 I'm telling you this deal will put us on the map forever. What could stop us now ? 1.2364 0.05166 55 46 7 2
8132 You’ll be glad you took the flood insurance. Now you’ve got nothing to worry about. 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
8133 Safety is our biggest concern here at Meteor Realty. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
8134 I'm telling you. Fossil fuels are behind us. 1.2364 0.05781 55 42 13 0
8135 Being at the top of the food chain, we have a bright future. Nothing can stop us now! 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
8136 Our sales program has been poll-tested for success within 12 months. 1.2364 0.05781 55 42 13 0
8137 I think you are making the right call by shorting the market. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
8138 Yes, it took another couple of hundred million years for us to get back to our rightful evolutionary place in the universe, but we finally made it. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
8139 We are having a sale on our life insurance policy 1.2364 0.07323 55 45 7 3
8140 And if you sign now, you're eligible for our post-apocalyptic coverage. 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
8141 Come on June, let's get this one dodged" 1.2364 0.05781 55 44 10 1
8142 You never know, Pterry, you never know. 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
8143 We do not have time for the fine print. 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
8144 Here is our predictive analytics showing a Big Bang coming soon 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
8145 These are very generous contract terms. They cover every eventuallity. 1.2364 0.05781 55 42 13 0
8146 How well do you adapt to new environments? 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
8147 So, OK, if the Chief Operating Officer doesn't like this design , we can scratch it and begin again. 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
8148 Do you think you have a tough enough skin to handle the job? 1.2364 0.05781 55 42 13 0
8149 go ahead and sign; it's not like it's the end of civilization as we know it 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
8150 This November we will drastically scale back! 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
8151 ...And here is the Double Indemnity clause. Those of the Mesozoic are still holding strong after that payout 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
8152 We’re prepared to offer you a job for life. 1.2364 0.07323 55 45 7 3
8153 Yea right REX!!!!! ..HA ...And I hope it hits me right on my Frilly Crest !!!!!! 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
8154 Boss wants you to add a 2-week sales forecast to your 5-year plan. 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
8155 So we should probably discuss how to handle those stupid rumors about trouble ahead for us. 1.2364 0.05781 55 42 13 0
8156 Ew era enod! 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
8157 Listen, I've been your agent for years and I'm telling you this sitcom script is comedy GOLD! It'll be good for your image. You're always all "end of days this and society's collapse that." No one likes that. Would it kill you to smile? 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
8158 I'm not sure what a "black swan" is, but I'm pretty sure it hasn't evolved yet. 1.2364 0.05781 55 42 13 0
8159 Hey hey hey I know getting laid off is hard, but listen it's not the end of the world. 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
8160 Don't worry about that. We have it totally under control. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
8161 Consumption and even production aren't what wealth-gathering is about. It's all about making your personal pile an ever-larger share of the whole pie. 1.2364 0.05781 55 42 13 0
8162 Not so long ago, I was just starting out, like you. But then I made a meteoric rise to the top! 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
8163 And you agree to drop all charges related to the May 12th incident where on Live TV he called you a "snaggle-tooth-bottom-feeding-leftist for your thoughts on an impending environmental end-of-days conspiracy". 1.2364 0.07323 55 45 7 3
8164 We have three 401(k) options and they're all essentially recession-proof. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
8165 "What is it you want to know about our Health plan?" 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
8166 Ohhhh myyy god what is that behind you (turns around) well that 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
8167 And your initials here, under the extinction clause. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
8168 Did you just say it appears that Comet SWAN is headed this way? 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
8169 Unless something untoward happens 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
8170 Nice weather we're having! 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
8171 This mammal thing tried to bite my ankle. 1.2364 0.07323 55 45 7 3
8172 Look Ozymandias, I love your confidence so let’s do this thing. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
8173 Did someone turn the heat up? 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
8174 You worry too much about a Force Majeure clause in the deal. 1.2364 0.07323 55 45 7 3
8175 Now if you just sign here your testament will be finalized! 1.2364 0.07323 55 45 7 3
8176 Take it easy. If you have concerns it's probably because you heard that silly asteroid hoax. 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
8177 The President and his cabinet relaxing while the world comes to an end . 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
8178 Capitalism 1.0 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
8179 Best plan ever, what can possibly go wrong!? 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
8180 What shall we have for dinner and what would be entertaining next? 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
8181 If you can't start right away then we want be needing your services in the future! 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
8182 Just sign here and your future is assured. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
8183 Now this policy has an asteroid rider for a few bucks more 1.2364 0.07323 55 45 7 3
8184 But our stocks are at an all time high! 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
8185 Your resume is an impressive ball of fire! 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
8186 Yes, it is indeed a dry heat. But don't worry, it'll be over soon. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
8187 Q1 projections have never been meatier. 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
8188 This deal is iron-clad...25 years of a license to print money...what could go wrong...? 1.2364 0.05781 55 42 13 0
8189 Mhm. Yup." (If I stare hard enough,maybe, just maybe, the ball of fire would make him shut up 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
8190 Our risk mitigation and diversification strategies are superior on average than option based tail risk strategies. 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
8191 I'm concerned about your doomsday attitude, Stanley. Trouble at home? 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
8192 Sorry Carl. This is going to hurt me more than it hurts you. 1.2364 0.07323 55 45 7 3
8193 So you belonged to Hitler? 1.2364 0.07323 55 45 7 3
8194 I understand here you're looking for a job in scales? 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
8195 Here at Cretaceous Corporation, we have a perfectly balanced association with our environment baring any acts of God. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
8196 What would lead you to believe there could be an opening for my job in the very near future? 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
8197 From where I sit, we’re golden 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
8198 Actually, I only do short-term deals. 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
8199 Our campaign for escapism is working. 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
8200 I'm gonna need these TPS reports by morning. 1.2364 0.05781 55 42 13 0
8201 Yes, this is an exploding offer. 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
8202 You're covered for every conceivable hazard. 1.2364 0.05781 55 42 13 0
8203 You know Fred some say guys like me are extinct. They may be right Bill. 1.2364 0.07323 55 45 7 3
8204 Who knew we'd get a second turn to run things around here? 1.2364 0.07323 55 45 7 3
8205 Just sign right here. And trust me— your future is bright. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
8206 Don't take this personally – remember, pride goeth before the fall. 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
8207 Just ignore the poster in the back. Anyways, sign here for your vasectomy 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
8208 When you said 'asteroid watch' I assumed you were proposing a space-themed timepiece. 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
8209 Sign here and date. Your coverage begins in thirty days. 1.2364 0.05781 55 42 13 0
8210 Stop looking out the window and get back to work! 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
8211 We have to go in a new direction. 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
8212 Because of the unpredictable nature of life, I strongly recommend you take this Life policy sir. 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
8213 We’re firing you because you’ve violated our secret probation. 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
8214 Oh, you can disregard that; technology ain't what it used to be. 1.2364 0.05781 55 42 13 0
8215 Go ahead and sign, its a short term contract. 1.2364 0.06337 55 43 11 1
8216 Let’s name this next one, “The Last Dance” 1.2364 0.06066 55 45 8 2
8217 That? Don't worry, an asteroid never lands on the same place twice. 1.2364 0.06848 55 44 9 2
8218 Thank you for your time. We should get in contact with you within a week or so. 1.2364 0.05781 55 42 13 0
8219 Congratulations, Mr.Saur; you are now the new Chief Executive of Evolution. 1.2340 0.06944 47 37 9 1
8220 Are you kidding? My next four years will be even GREATER!? 1.2340 0.07581 47 38 7 2
8221 My assistant just rang, apparently there is a new Hibachi restaurant opening up the street. Lunch is on me. 1.2333 0.06451 60 48 10 2
8222 You ever had ringworm bill? 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
8223 Gary, there is no way to put this lightly, but...well, you’re fired. 1.2333 0.05997 60 47 12 1
8224 The good news is that our human capital stock is ready to return to work. 1.2333 0.06875 60 49 8 3
8225 Congratulations, you're hired. You can start tomorrow, unless some thing comes up! 1.2333 0.05997 60 47 12 1
8226 We can’t meet your salary expectations at this time but you’ll be eligible for a promotion after three years. 1.2321 0.05693 56 43 13 0
8227 So we confirm you'll be relocated in Yucatan, Mexico... 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
8228 Well, I think we have to stop now. I can hear my mother coming! 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
8229 Exterminate those chickens, and we’ve got a deal! 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
8230 Well, do you have anything else to say? 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
8231 Reptiles have always ruled amphibians. Only an act of god’ll change that. 1.2321 0.07203 56 46 7 3
8232 So if you accept the position, I’ll even give you my office right now. 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
8233 Just ignore it 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
8234 This promotion is job security Al. You'll have no pandemics to worry about. 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
8235 Back in 2021 we were in trees and on walls. look how far we have come. 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
8236 So, where do you see yourself five million years from now? 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
8237 Now, let’s talk about your 401(k) contributions, which are matched after one year of employment. 1.2321 0.04407 56 45 11 0
8238 Your..... 1.2321 0.07203 56 46 7 3
8239 Keep your eye on the price 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
8240 It will be hard for you to walk away from this deal... 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
8241 Don’t worry it’s VR. 1.2321 0.07203 56 46 7 3
8242 Are you still not working from home 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
8243 Every now and then I get a little bit nervous That the best of all the years have gone by 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
8244 You know what I mean? 1.2321 0.05693 56 43 13 0
8245 Alright I’ll just zip this down to HR for processing and come Monday you’re the new Head of Marketing! 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
8246 We're a company with a bright future. 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
8247 And they thought a Department of Homeland Security would protect them.Hah! 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
8248 C'mon Carl, being optimistic is a choice! 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
8249 These guidelines will get us back to the new normal. 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
8250 You have a good future here at the CDC 1.2321 0.05693 56 43 13 0
8251 Here at First Mutual, our employees can rest easy that they will be employed for life. 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
8252 You'll love the Yucatan! 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
8253 natural disaster. 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
8254 This policy covers you for fire, flood, hail, and dramatic irony. 1.2321 0.07203 56 46 7 3
8255 Jason was not sure if it was his last chance to buy meteor insurance. 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
8256 what happened to your tail 1.2321 0.07203 56 46 7 3
8257 Sign here, Bob. You wont see this kinda deal again for 10,000,000 years. 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
8258 Sign here. No need for the Wuhan Comet clause. 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
8259 i'm glad we thought ahead to stock up on lots of toilet paper 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
8260 I’m more of an ocean half-full guy. 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
8261 Remember! Amortization is our friend! 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
8262 I know there’s a lot of stuff going on right now but we need to focus on what’s important: tax invasion! 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
8263 Your meteor clause is fine, but how's your congregation fixed if you ever, God forbid, get turned into Samsonite ? 1.2321 0.07203 56 46 7 3
8264 Holmes, tells those mammals – and their index claim – to get screwed! 1.2321 0.06237 56 44 11 1
8265 My will won't matter, in a few seconds, our species will be rendered extinct. 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
8266 You're set for life! 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
8267 And this paragraph covers acts of God 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
8268 I just had a call from some guy called Spielberg 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
8269 Hate to be the one to break it to ya that your stay here is doomed. 1.2321 0.06738 56 45 9 2
8270 You think our DNA will get passed on to future generations of predators? 1.2297 0.05286 74 60 12 2
8271 (A few million years ago ...) And as I always say: we are too superior to other species! 1.2286 0.05449 70 57 11 2
8272 Noah Scientists predict as soon as hell rains down we’ll get back in the high water, it’s wonderful what they can do these days it’s a good deal it’s a lovely deal everybody says so. 1.2281 0.07088 57 47 7 3
8273 Haha, you are such a croc. Yeah sure that'll happen. When a T-Rex flies! 1.2281 0.07088 57 47 7 3
8274 Carl, your Q3 numbers are a meteoric rise! 1.2281 0.06631 57 46 9 2
8275 I’m not sure this will just wash over Mr. President 1.2281 0.06140 57 45 11 1
8276 With this deal it's security forever! 1.2281 0.07088 57 47 7 3
8277 They can't stop us. We'll bomb them back to the Stone Age. 1.2281 0.06140 57 45 11 1
8278 You'll be working with T-Rex on Environmental Impact Studies. 1.2281 0.07088 57 47 7 3
8279 This meteor pandemic is fake news, if you ask me... 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
8280 And I told them: “there’s nothing to worry about.” 1.2264 0.05804 53 41 12 0
8281 - "We're predicting a quick recovery after the meteor strike, so we'd like to forgo the usual onboarding process." 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
8282 Okay sir, now where do you see yourself in five years' time? 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
8283 This offer is way too hot to pass up” 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
8284 We don’t have great benefits or health insurance, but i’m sure you’ll find the position rewarding! 1.2264 0.05804 53 41 12 0
8285 In these trying times, we really needed you to have five years experience. 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
8286 I am quite proud to tell you that our company is 100% recession-proof, Todd. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
8287 So, you’re interested in investing in oil? Right? 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
8288 Thanks for your application, we’ll be contacting you once this mass extinction nonsense ends. 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
8289 T-REX Express is staying open during this crisis. 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
8290 We decided to go with an external candidate for the managerial position. 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
8291 So how would you handle a forthcoming apocalypse in the position? 1.2264 0.05804 53 41 12 0
8292 I'm afraid we are no longer taking applications for lizard people to take over the world as we are no expecting total annihilation 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
8293 Can you start right away? 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
8294 The longevity of this position is astero-nomically secure. 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
8295 It’s a hoax 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
8296 We'll get back to you soon 1.2264 0.05804 53 41 12 0
8297 Sorry for your loss. Saturn will be missed." "No one saw this coming. 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
8298 You need to smile more Linda, you're too cold-blooded to thrive here. I'll get in touch if our circumstances change 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
8299 How soon can you start? Are you a go-getter? We're up against a meteor in a race to destroy mankind. 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
8300 I agree, Fred, Johnson's work demonstrates real growth potential. 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
8301 should have known better than to wash my car. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
8302 I cut costs on our insurance plan by throwing out the ‘Apocalypse’ coverage and brought it down to just liability 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
8303 Well we'll I must say I'm very impressed. You should be expecting a call in the next 2-3 business days 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
8304 Things are about to heat up, act cool 1.2264 0.05804 53 41 12 0
8305 Sure, it looks more menacing than you think, but at least it’s disinfecting the air! No masks for a couple of weeks, at least. 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
8306 You could have a great future with us but first, tell me about your time in Office 1.2264 0.05804 53 41 12 0
8307 So you see, it really is affordable. 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
8308 Sign here for Asteroid Immunity*. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
8309 « Tell me more about the B+ you got in 12th grade French » 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
8310 : “So Chad, where do you see yourself in five years?” 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
8311 Thanks God a meteor shower is incoming, the Earth’s bedrock needs to be fertilized by nature once in a while 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
8312 We have a busy schedule for 2020! Can you start on Monday? 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
8313 I swear, you’ll never regret buying that building! 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
8314 Well Bill now that the Pandemic is over we can finally get back to works. 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
8315 I’m not worried. It’s a conspiracy being pushed by the Dinocrats ahead of the election. 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
8316 it's only a furlough! This whole meteor thing will blow over. 1.2264 0.05804 53 41 12 0
8317 Are you 100% sure that this glass shield can hold this meteor? 1.2264 0.05804 53 41 12 0
8318 What's that look on your face? Sign it, it's going to be a blast! 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
8319 The weather seems nice today, doesn’t it? 1.2264 0.05804 53 41 12 0
8320 I hear you need thick skin 1.2264 0.05804 53 41 12 0
8321 Health care isn't something we'd be able to provide at this time, but you'd be a hero! 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
8322 I know you're skeptical, Stan, but let's just try it my way. If it doesn't work, we can always start over- it's not like the world is going to end. 1.2264 0.05804 53 41 12 0
8323 Alligator 1) “So this gap in your resume between 2016 and 2017, was that bec-“. Alligator 2) “...because the swamp was drained, yes sir”. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
8324 Here you have what our accidental death and dismemberment insurance covers 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
8325 The boss seems nice but I guess it doesn’t matter now. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
8326 Here’s a report from the Senate astroids are a hoax falsely created by blue states and fake news… Everything’s fine… 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
8327 I gota say Bob, the company's future is really lookin brighter! 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
8328 TFW you’re searching for a new job during the pandemic. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
8329 Yeah Marge, I see it. Crossing off your preference for the Connecticut office. 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
8330 ¨look at me i'm the boss and you can't change it¨.. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
8331 It’s not all bad, I heard Lizard Warren could still will the nomination 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
8332 Your personalized insurance against the red light headed towards us is ready! If you are right and this is as bas as you think you’ll score big on this one sir! 1.2264 0.05804 53 41 12 0
8333 One meteorite, shame on them. Two meteorites... 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
8334 We are doing incredible things these days. Come, sit and tell me about your concerns. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
8335 ...and if you just sign here, your life insurance plan will be all set! 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
8336 Excellent work Kyle! It seems now we are positioned to dominate the global markets for generations to come! 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
8337 Now that all the humans are dead , here is our outline on how to make a comeback ...and to think all they needed to have done was wear a piece cloth 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
8338 Wait 'til he sees what's behind him...🙄 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
8339 The silent majority is back, and we're going to take the country back 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
8340 Take your time, a 2 day cooling off period applies 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
8341 The news of the novel comet is so politicised. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
8342 i consider myself an anti-meteorits... 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
8343 Somewhere in parallel Universe. 1.2264 0.05804 53 41 12 0
8344 Your window of opportunity will close soon. 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
8345 Now that the meteor's here, we will have to meet our condescending dino relatives! We are so doomed! 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
8346 Mr. Dino-I’m gonna grab some flaming hot meteors, care to join Mr. Croc ? Mr. Croc-No, I might want to sit down for this one. Raincheck, though? 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
8347 It would be good if you agree to move to a new Jurassic property along with all our brothers because this place will be blown away in a few seconds from now 1.2264 0.05804 53 41 12 0
8348 While we cannot offer benefits at this time you will be deemed a “hero” 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
8349 Our country wasn’t built to be shut down. 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
8350 There really is no better time to sign up for our disaster insurance” @just_man__ @liliarose your tur 1.2264 0.04775 53 47 3 3
8351 2020 is going to be a great year! 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
8352 The bankruptcy isn’t an issue... the government says we’re ‘too big to fail!’ 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
8353 The benefits of this insurance plan are just stellar 1.2264 0.05804 53 41 12 0
8354 And in addition to your severance, we’re fully prepared to re-hire after the collision 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
8355 ‘And this is their new hoax!’ 1.2264 0.05804 53 41 12 0
8356 And if you look here, we’ve dismantled the meteor response team! 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
8357 I don't think of it as an NDA, I think of it as a 'risk reduction' measure. 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
8358 How are Julie and the kids? 1.2264 0.05804 53 41 12 0
8359 Markets will bounce, all good things to those who wait. 1.2264 0.05804 53 41 12 0
8360 So here is the difference between the 30-year mortgage and the 15-year. 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
8361 Steve, there is nothing you can say that will convince me the end of the world is coming 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
8362 We're looking for someone with more experience. Try again next year! 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
8363 The first time the cosmos reacted to constant misuse of the word literally. “So I march into that boardroom and say, “Guys, the sky is literally falling!”” 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
8364 I don’t remember this in the weather report this morning 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
8365 So today’s headline, Sir, The sky looks clear. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
8366 Now we need to tell them to cover eyes with masks 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
8367 It would be easy to pick the right policy if we knew when you were going to die. 1.2264 0.05804 53 41 12 0
8368 You need to quarantine before Astroid-19 hits you" 1.2264 0.05804 53 41 12 0
8369 I strongly suggest taking the supplemental life insurance policy. Nah! Just kidding. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
8370 The merger is happening next week. Why do you ask? 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
8371 We think you have an impressive resume as a Godzilla candidate. Just sign here. 1.2264 0.05804 53 41 12 0
8372 Invest with us today and the future will take care of itself. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
8373 We prefer to take the long view. 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
8374 An act of God clause would cost you roughly a hundred bucks more. We do not recommend it, things are pretty quiet around here... 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
8375 Can you put my assets in to Treasury Bonds. No one lives forever. 1.2264 0.05804 53 41 12 0
8376 Good news - you're going to save a fortune on your life insurance policy! 1.2264 0.05804 53 41 12 0
8377 Sign here and your future is secure. 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
8378 This contract is airtight. I don't see how anything could go wrong 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
8379 The end is near. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
8380 Our affirmative action people have had their eye on you for quite a while. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
8381 Loved your risk assessment but let's talk about this quarter's earnings. 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
8382 We’re in the apocalypse business—and business is booming 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
8383 it is never too early to sign your will. 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
8384 The paperwork is complete. We dinosaurs are about to buy the farm! 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
8385 Great, Rex. Now, let’s talk about where you see yourself in five years. 1.2264 0.05804 53 41 12 0
8386 How well do you handle pressure? 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
8387 Let him finish gloating about his promotion, I will tell him about the fireball later. 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
8388 Deal. Throw meteors into the force majeur clause. 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
8389 What's all this talk about a new world order? 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
8390 I feel like this could have been an email. 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
8391 Ya know sometimes we can’t just be observers! Especially when the stuff is going to hit the fan. 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
8392 An advance on your next book--The Year of the Meteorite. 1.2264 0.05804 53 41 12 0
8393 I guess now's as good a time as any to admit that it was me that took your lunch from the break room fridge. 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
8394 … honestly, my family, we’ve been doing this for like a million years .. only mammals ever worry over the force majeure clause ... 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
8395 The front line was replaced with fresh agents, like magic. Big crowd, professionally organized, but nobody came close to breaching the fence. If they had they would have been greeted with the most vicious dogs, and most ominous weapons... 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
8396 Well, this "force majeure" clause is up for interpretation. 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
8397 I believe your time travel machine has brought you to the end of this era. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
8398 I really wish I could do that, be we only offer covered parking for those coming in at senior level. 1.2264 0.05804 53 41 12 0
8399 'Great! That's the risk assessment done'. 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
8400 Our retirement benefits are out of this world. 1.2264 0.05804 53 41 12 0
8401 I agree, the report is unfavorable, but it is not the end of the world. 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
8402 Here comes that flaming pearl again 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
8403 Sign this and your future is secure! 1.2264 0.05804 53 41 12 0
8404 I know I should be home sheltering in place. but . . . 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
8405 This contingency plan looks good. Let’s implement it it in FY21. 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
8406 You're here. I'm here. Where are we going? Just sign it. 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
8407 Work hard and you can have a meteoric career here. 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
8408 Nice work in market research, Simpson. We're moving you up to analytics, and you'll be getting that corner office. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
8409 It's a great time to short meteoric stock portfolios. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
8410 I'm hearing a lot of great stories about it . . . 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
8411 I might just sell our stock. 1.2264 0.05804 53 41 12 0
8412 You won't be sorry—this premium policy is even transferable! 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
8413 ...and that's how we cornered the market in iridium! 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
8414 You know, it IS nice to be a large reptile with no natural enemies. 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
8415 Just sign here. Dino insurance company has been around for hundreds of years and we'll be around for hundreds more. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
8416 Do you have other suits? 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
8417 Failing an asteroid wipes us out in the meantime...why don’t you start on Monday. 1.2264 0.05804 53 41 12 0
8418 You're making the right decision. You'll thank me in 10 years. 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
8419 I like your idea. Let’s revisit in 66 million years. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
8420 It took a long time to work my way up to this office, and I'm nothing is going to bring me down! 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
8421 I think you'll fit right in. We eat our competitors for breakfast, lunch and dinner! 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
8422 Well then, all's left is your signature here to guarantee you and your family security for the rest of your lives. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
8423 I must say, impressive all around; I don't see why you can't start tomorrow! 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
8424 Property in Yucatan, it's an end-all deal. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
8425 Really looking forward to your contribution to our natural history exhibitions here at the museum 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
8426 Great resume! Now let's suppose the company suddenly had to deal with a 'new normal'... 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
8427 And those crazy humans never saw our takeover coming. 1.2264 0.05804 53 41 12 0
8428 It’s a once in a lifetime opportunity. Sign it and you’ll be set for life. 1.2264 0.05804 53 41 12 0
8429 You have to be able to foresee the future 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
8430 Bet your bottom dollar, Cassandra, the sun'll come out tommorow. 1.2264 0.05804 53 41 12 0
8431 We can spend as much time as you need to go over your retirement options. 1.2264 0.05804 53 41 12 0
8432 I hope you understand 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
8433 So it says here, that you're applying for a management position? 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
8434 I can't see any reason why you shouldn't start right away. 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
8435 This contract is going to keep us on top for a long, long time 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
8436 Sign here and your rosy future's guaranteed. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
8437 So, where do you hope to be in five years? 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
8438 It's a lock. What could go wrong. 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
8439 ...and these are your options. Don't tell anyone, but we plan on going public very soon. 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
8440 Sign here and you can join us on land by tomorrow. 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
8441 New York Life Insurance of course, why? 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
8442 Though you trust her now, one must always be prepared for the unexpected. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
8443 so about that evolution theory survival of the fittest 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
8444 This would be a good time to get your affairs in order! 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
8445 And a pension you can hand down to your children and grandchildren. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
8446 Sign here, and enjoy the lasting benefits of life insurance. 1.2264 0.05804 53 41 12 0
8447 Fire insurance? No, that doesn't even exist yet! 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
8448 Don't worry, the epidemic is almost over, and everything will soon be back to normal! 1.2264 0.05804 53 41 12 0
8449 So the job is yours as long as our company is in business. 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
8450 Everything looks in order 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
8451 Yeah, but the “Ratings” of my News Conferences etc. are so high, they're in “Bachelor finale, Monday Night Football type numbers”! 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
8452 So buddy tell me about Karen...eh I don’t this 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
8453 Sign it or not; it's not like the world will end if you don't. 1.2264 0.05804 53 41 12 0
8454 With Undercoating you get Random Asteroid Coverage for Free 1.2264 0.05804 53 41 12 0
8455 Baby! A 20-year contract, and the director is a vegan Tyrannosaurus. What could go wrong? 1.2264 0.05804 53 41 12 0
8456 What a croc ! This writer is still writing about the end.. 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
8457 Once this deal is in place, the sky's the limit my friend! 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
8458 Of course we're concerned. I've formed a committee to pick a panel of experts to look into contingency planning. 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
8459 Insurance for snow damage? Not in my lifetime. 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
8460 That thing you see over my shoulder doesn't exist 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
8461 Corporate plans to take out those pesky mammals tomorrow. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
8462 I'm just messin' with you...It's a decal. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
8463 I smell blue cheese. 1.2264 0.07919 53 45 4 4
8464 Excellent choice, taking out the full replacement coverage! 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
8465 Tell me Al . Where do you see yourself in 5 years ? 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
8466 Just one more paper to sign and world domination is yours! 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
8467 I wonder who's next? 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
8468 I suggest you buy life insurance in the next millisecond. 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
8469 ...and get this. The offer comes with a lifetime guarantee! 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
8470 This new draft really makes me feel warm all over Francis. Nice job. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
8471 Let's just say I feel it in my bones. 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
8472 Lease, shmease, I'm buying a room in the Smithsonian! 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
8473 There's no business like show business. 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
8474 So, you get stock options AND a comprehensive retirement plan. 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
8475 Act of God, Schmact of God - I ain't signing this. 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
8476 So as you can see here our plan is for you to keep spreading your message while the rest of the world blows up and you’ll still be on top 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
8477 I'm good on the ninth. 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
8478 It’s a great policy! It covers everything except catastrophic events.” 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
8479 You can't go wrong investing for the long term. 1.2264 0.05804 53 41 12 0
8480 Super pumped! Retirement starts Monday. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
8481 These are a lot more fun than stupid face masks, amirite? 1.2264 0.05804 53 41 12 0
8482 There isn’t a disaster that this company can’t profit from. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
8483 I think we're going to be doing business together a long time... 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
8484 Maybe there's a way to know we're in the good ole days before we've left them. 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
8485 I know it felt like a few million years but you're finally, officially divorced. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
8486 Trust me. Derivatives and interest rate swaps are the wave of the future. 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
8487 I think we can saafely say that the odds of another asteroid hitting in mid-town and putting the kibosh on this development is extremely remote. 1.2264 0.05804 53 41 12 0
8488 And in employee benefits we offer life insurance coverage including even fires, floods and unforeseen catastrophes. 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
8489 We think you're great, just not a great fit for this job. Thank you for your time, I see a burning future ahead for you. 1.2264 0.05804 53 41 12 0
8490 I promise, we'll have better benefits next quarter! 1.2264 0.05804 53 41 12 0
8491 So, here is the new policy for your life insurance package. Just sign here. 1.2264 0.05804 53 41 12 0
8492 Sustainability is just a phrase Ted, I myself value immediate impact. 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
8493 No pressure, but I would sign before they get cold feet. 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
8494 And what would you do to protect the bookkeeping receipts in case a meteorite hit? 1.2264 0.05804 53 41 12 0
8495 Why yes, we do have extinction coverage. Why do you ask? 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
8496 And a ‘catastrophic’ health insurance plan is available for employees under 200 million years old. 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
8497 If you hire me, i promise ill bring some big things to this company. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
8498 I’m going to need a big raise if you want me to stay 1.2264 0.05804 53 41 12 0
8499 I know this isn't what you wanted to hear on your first day, but trust me, it's not the end of the world. 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
8500 Your termination is out of my hands 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
8501 This plan is absolutely comprehensive! Those eternal sceptics shall be met with fire and fury! 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
8502 Just sign the contract and that raging fireball won't kill us both, easy as that 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
8503 MeToo? It’s going to take an asteroid to get me out of here. 1.2264 0.07447 53 44 6 3
8504 Don't worry.We'll be here forever to cover you and your family. 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
8505 This policy will never expire. 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
8506 We're just looking for a temp. 1.2264 0.06942 53 43 8 2
8507 This is a great deal on life insurance. And your still young, what could go wrong? 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
8508 I'm expecting a V-shaped recovery. 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
8509 My ‘extinct’ instinct tells me we’re fine. Do you have plans for dinner? 1.2264 0.05804 53 41 12 0
8510 What makes you think you can have my job? 1.2264 0.06398 53 42 10 1
8511 I have great news! Your Christmas club account is up to $2000! 1.2241 0.06046 58 46 11 1
8512 I mean, what are they gonna do, fire me? 1.2241 0.07396 58 49 5 4
8513 'Well Frank, everyone THINKS they are run by lizard people, but let's face it, it's dinopoly, now and in the future, God willing" 1.2241 0.06527 58 47 9 2
8514 But that's enough about me. Tell me how you got down here in Ybor City? 1.2241 0.05791 58 48 8 2
8515 We’ve got BIG plans for you and this company! 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
8516 lets invest in coal, shall we? 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
8517 Sign up for your lifetime warranty here and your species will be remembered 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
8518 Don't you worry Fauci. We're handling corona crisis very very well! 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
8519 Well it looks like you won’t be getting that 10% raise after all 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
8520 Shareholders are one thing, but at the end of the day it's all about the lizard-people 1.2222 0.07320 54 45 6 3
8521 I said no more ‘comments.’ What did you think I said? 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
8522 Do you think a mammal advisor could get you long term returns like this? 1.2222 0.07320 54 45 6 3
8523 So I think we have another contender for June 2020. 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
8524 Between you and me, David got busted in a-steroid bust! 1.2222 0.05396 54 44 9 1
8525 Looks like we've got that new contract from the McGillacuty firm. 1.2222 0.05711 54 42 12 0
8526 So like the asteroid you see behind is an illusion, to check upon the perception of your life! Anyways, here's your papers for happy life. 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
8527 The humans are still oblivious as always. I tell you, it's great here on Earth! 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
8528 All our models predict a long period of sustained growth 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
8529 So, what would you say is your greatest weakness? 1.2222 0.05711 54 42 12 0
8530 So, Bob, we'd like to offer you the position, that is, barring any acts of God. 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
8531 statistics are clear, we are the future! 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
8532 We are looking for someone long term 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
8533 You really are a trail blazer 1.2222 0.05711 54 42 12 0
8534 Now, let's discuss your ability to work under pressure 1.2222 0.05711 54 42 12 0
8535 The sooner we get back to work and restart the economy, the sooner we can put this asteroid behind us! 1.2222 0.07320 54 45 6 3
8536 OMG! Can you believe it? We‘re supposed to have feathers! 1.2222 0.05711 54 42 12 0
8537 One of this job pro's is the paronomic view on crocville skyline " I see" 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
8538 The job is yours! Your ascension will be meteorical. 1.2222 0.07320 54 45 6 3
8539 We’ll get back to you in about 60 million years 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
8540 Thank you for taking the time, i know it’s precious. 1.2222 0.05711 54 42 12 0
8541 The best perk is the pension 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
8542 The future's looking good for us, Rex, I can feel it in my bones!" 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
8543 Let's talk about your future with us. 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
8544 15 minutes can save you 15% on meteor insurance. 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
8545 And we can offer you a lifetime guarantee. 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
8546 Aw, snap. It's that time of the era again! 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
8547 It's not the end of the world, just sign this form right here! 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
8548 Ha! And they said we wouldn't last. 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
8549 Larry, the meteor has to be at least a mile wide for the policy to pay out as a mass extinction event. 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
8550 That’s the beauty of this deal No one will find out for at least a million yearsIn 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
8551 It's an NDA, not the end of the world. 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
8552 We're looking for a candidate with sangfroid. 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
8553 No, that's an exclusion. 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
8554 I’m afraid this will be an exploding offer. 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
8555 Trust me—sign here. 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
8556 OK, the second quarter is gonna crater, but here's some killer proposals for the third. 1.2222 0.07320 54 45 6 3
8557 We are the future, don’t believe what you hear about our imminent fiery demise by some 5% possibility. Just sign here to acknowledge you have been properly informed. 1.2222 0.07320 54 45 6 3
8558 We see an uptick in the economy. Nothing large or small can derail it. 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
8559 It will all just disappear by magic, it will be wonderful wonderful! 1.2222 0.05711 54 42 12 0
8560 All that gloom and doom is just fake news... 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
8561 Dude! We rule! 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
8562 Do you see yourself remaining with the firm a million zillion years down the road? 1.2222 0.07320 54 45 6 3
8563 I said you're hired, so why that frightened look? 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
8564 I've done the research. Sign here and we'll go long in your whole portfolio. 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
8565 So I told the Board, "May an asteroid strike me if we don't make these numbers next quarter." 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
8566 I recommend "all-risk" insurance coverage 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
8567 Today we are truly Masters of the Universe. 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
8568 On behalf of the company, I see a bright future ahead of you. 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
8569 ...and it’s guaranteed fir life. 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
8570 Your toenails would look terrific painted jade green 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
8571 Yes, all our policies have an act of God exclusion. Why do you ask? 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
8572 I would remove the extinction clause. 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
8573 I'm just saying that early withdrawals from the company 401(k) are huge financial mistake. 1.2222 0.07320 54 45 6 3
8574 So I want you to implement our new long term plan immediately. 1.2222 0.06293 54 43 10 1
8575 Your resume is great! Dino Corp looks forward to working with you for the years to come. 1.2222 0.06826 54 44 8 2
8576 Upload! 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
8577 Agreed. We will call our new corporation EXXON. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
8578 This assignment will make you famous. You just have to eat a specific Gecko. 1.2203 0.04876 59 50 7 2
8579 I know,those losers keep saying that an asteroid will wipe us out. Don't worry, we have it under control. 1.2203 0.06867 59 49 7 3
8580 So Liz, tell me about yourself. 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
8581 The meteoric rise for "Lizard Life Monthly" is a sure thing. 1.2203 0.06427 59 48 9 2
8582 Great news! Were getting bought out, I'll sign the form and... 1.2203 0.05955 59 47 11 1
8583 Social distancing? There’s a one in a million chance. 1.2182 0.05620 55 43 12 0
8584 Sign here, our waiver for the golf outing in case you get eaten by a wild human 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
8585 No George, the old spook tactics don't cut it anymore. To think after all these year to we monsters might be outdone by a virus! The Humans are risking their lives for simple things for toilet paper, for hair dye, to sit in a park.... many of them would gladly ask us to eat them too! No, we need a different plan. Gather the others, lunch meeting in an hour. 1.2182 0.07650 55 47 4 4
8586 It’s ‘Temptation Island’ meets ‘Catfish,’ and CretaceousTV are very interested. 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
8587 : “...here it is in black and white. Nothing can change that!” 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
8588 According to our research, having massives amount of toiler paper can protect you from any catastrophe. 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
8589 A housing bubble? 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
8590 Forget about Tiger King. Post quarantine, reptiles will dominate Cable. 1.2182 0.05620 55 43 12 0
8591 What part were you looking for in "Star Wars?" 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
8592 Congrats on your retirement. Hard to lose you right now, I feel like our kind are going extinct. 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
8593 Ahh, another lizard, let's see... Oh! You will start Monday terrorizing the world! 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
8594 True, filing for bankruptcy can be disruptive, but it’s not the end of the world. 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
8595 The asteriod theory? Oh,the pterodactyls have been pushing that hoax for eons! 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
8596 I highly recommend this long-term annuity that guarantees you a lifetime retirement income! 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
8597 Of course, we always have to be prepared for a hostile takeover. 1.2182 0.05620 55 45 9 1
8598 Get wiped out by an asteroid? Don't be ridiculous! 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
8599 Anyway, I'm feeling extremely confident that we can wrap up this project by the end of the week. 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
8600 Frankly I don’t give a damn - I’m going to be retired when this is over. 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
8601 What do you think of this: we invest our Prosperity Gospel Church profits in cheap Florida ocean-front condos ????? 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
8602 This covers everything except falling stars. 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
8603 We require an NDA before we share our future vision. 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
8604 ...And if I didn't may we all be burned alive into a charred crisp of ourselv- 1.2182 0.05620 55 43 12 0
8605 I'm so glad we decided to open this office at the Yucatan. You're not going to regret this, sir. I see major evolution for this company going forward" 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
8606 We continue to see stable profits for the foreseeable future. 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
8607 I'll toss in a 1-year money back guarantee if you sign right now. 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
8608 And the dental plan covers all 78 teeth, no limitations. Well, except for acts of God, of course. 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
8609 Fred, this merger is going to be absolutely earthshaking. 1.2182 0.05620 55 43 12 0
8610 I’m telling you Carol, Like CoronaVirus, Climate change is just a phase. We can ignore it! 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
8611 I think you'll find our benefits package very competitive. Of course you hope you never need to use it... 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
8612 I'm telling you Cordy, things are great! The stock market is up, unemployment is at an all time low, construction projects are happening everywhere, and technology is astounding. I can't think of anything going wrong. 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
8613 You're the most nervous job candidate I've every met. Just relax - everything will be fine. 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
8614 You're making a great decision. Couldn't be a better time to invest in a condo. The market is on fire, with no chance of a cool down! 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
8615 Closing the meteor shelters earned you a nice bonus. 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
8616 Harold, you're not winning this week. I don't care who you know. Hamms a son of a bitch. 1.2182 0.06191 55 44 10 1
8617 The chances of this bond yielding a loss are the same as that of an asteroid killing us all 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
8618 You look rather calm for someone who hasn't eaten in two years. 1.2182 0.05620 55 43 12 0
8619 Excellent, so we have Bruce Willosaur, Fin Affleck, Michael Clark Dunkleosteus, and Arrowsmith on board? 1.2182 0.07197 55 46 6 3
8620 Yes, the idea is great in principle. But, does it scale? 1.2167 0.05867 60 48 11 1
8621 I wonder what our ancestors were doing right before their extinction. 1.2157 0.05817 51 40 11 0
8622 - Why are you the best cadidate for this position? - I’m cold-blooded. 1.2157 0.05817 51 40 11 0
8623 @newyorkercartoons "And they said we couldn't time the market." 1.2157 0.05817 51 42 8 1
8624 So, What are you getting to this year's potluck? 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
8625 I told ya Karma’s a b*tch. Sign here to reclaim your side of the volcano. 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
8626 The life insurance policy isn’t great, but just wait until you see the Friday lunches. 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
8627 Henlo lizar 1.2157 0.05817 51 40 11 0
8628 This doesn’t even need a caption 1.2157 0.07574 51 43 5 3
8629 You know, it’s a wallpaper. 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
8630 We have ways of making this disappear. 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
8631 Customer: What's that behind you? Agent: Oh that! Don't worry it's nothing, you are safe here. 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
8632 It’s a great time to be getting back into the workforce. 1.2157 0.05817 51 40 11 0
8633 We’ve has exponential growth her for the last three years and nothing can stop us now 1.2157 0.07574 51 43 5 3
8634 Um, it’s not personal, we just have to make some cuts. Bob? Um, Bob?? 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
8635 But most importantly, we offer a 3% match for your 401k 1.2157 0.04698 51 41 10 0
8636 long term benefits are meteoric 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
8637 It’s says right here, someone named Swan is scheduled to drain the swamp. 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
8638 Our income projections moving into the next quarter are promising. 1.2157 0.05817 51 40 11 0
8639 Let’s just say, if you don’t get the job it’ll be the end of the world! 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
8640 Business is really booming right now 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
8641 Come on Rex, sign today and I guarantee your family will enjoy the timeshare for generations to come! 1.2157 0.05817 51 40 11 0
8642 Unless there's a hot last minute entry,we've got all the great disaster flicks sewn up for the streaming bonanza. 1.2157 0.05817 51 40 11 0
8643 We don’t ever have to be worry about humans! 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
8644 Just sign here and we will guarantee you income for life. 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
8645 Congradulations, consider your life insured! 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
8646 This is a really good deal, Dow-Jones will be up tomorrow... 1.2157 0.05817 51 40 11 0
8647 Sign this and your future will be unimaginable 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
8648 Trust me, it's going to be an out of this world experience. 1.2157 0.05817 51 42 8 1
8649 We're thinking 'Club Chicxulub,' but the name may need work. 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
8650 And you're going to love our new location here on the Yucatan peninsula. 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
8651 I don't know why you want a collision insurance policy. But here it is. 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
8652 Where do you see yourself in the moments we have left? 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
8653 You're hired, lots of turnover in the swamp. 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
8654 You have a great future here 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
8655 It says here in your resume you are good at putting out fireballs, can you demonstrate? 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
8656 Yep, you're one lucky devil. The company guarantees benefits for life. Just sign here. 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
8657 Tell me again, why do I need “end of Cretaceous” insurance? 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
8658 Sign here. And make it snappy! 1.2157 0.07574 51 43 5 3
8659 So how about signing up for that life insurance? 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
8660 Jenkins I see a bright future ahead for you" 1.2157 0.06456 51 41 9 1
8661 Checked into my triceralabtop...development. Alan, let’s get a pack of White Claws. 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
8662 Have you heard what Keynes said about the long term? 1.2157 0.07574 51 43 5 3
8663 So then, Jeffrey says to Jack, "Sales! Not scales." . . . Get it? Sales! . . . Hey, why so glum, Ed? It wasn't THAT bad. 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
8664 I’m going to have to let you go and I understand, extincts. 1.2157 0.07037 51 42 7 2
8665 They taste like chicken.. 1.2154 0.05139 65 54 10 1
8666 Yes, we do provide extinction hazard pay, work from home and a mask in case you want to blend in with the scenery 1.2143 0.07078 56 47 6 3
8667 Crocodiles Investors Board Meeting at Wall Street!!! 1.2143 0.04940 70 58 11 1
8668 Thanks for your end-of-the-world scenario! We’ll be in touch shortly 1.2143 0.07078 56 47 6 3
8669 I know it’s a tough question for everyone: but do you see yourself developing spontaneous chromosome mutations to grow wings and fly? Experts say it’s the only way around this. 1.2143 0.07078 56 47 6 3
8670 Analysts have said that a meteor shower won't tank stock prices that much. 1.2143 0.05533 56 44 12 0
8671 There’s no drop dead date on this. 1.2143 0.06603 56 46 8 2
8672 We're looking for someone to fill the third act of the Apocalypse. Why do you think you're the monster to do it? 1.2143 0.06091 56 45 10 1
8673 I really like this one...“The Sun Will Come Out Tomorrow”....going to be a real hit. 1.2143 0.07078 56 47 6 3
8674 I can see you have a bright future ahead of you 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
8675 I have to tell you this...our air-conditioning system are the best one that you can find nowadays on global offering. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
8676 So what’s your top score in Asteroids? 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
8677 It’s not insider trading if everyone sees the comet coming 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
8678 In this job, how would you handle unanticipated problems? 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
8679 Believe it 1.2115 0.05719 52 43 8 1
8680 ‘Oh, I see you went to Brown. What year? 1.2115 0.05719 52 41 11 0
8681 @newyorkermag I’m telling you there’s nothing to fear about working in the office. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
8682 It's funny that you are not being you in your resume. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
8683 If you know, you Know. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
8684 Only believe what I see. 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
8685 Join us and together let’s put a dent to the Universe! 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
8686 Continue to work as usual, I am handling the meteor situation perfectly. 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
8687 So, where do you see yourself in say, five years ? 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
8688 You know this early in the day that you are having barbecue dinosaur for dinner? 1.2115 0.05719 52 41 11 0
8689 We pride ourselves on employee growth... 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
8690 This is unfortunate, I have been a very vocal Comet Denier. 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
8691 Well, everything's going according to plan! It's nice to finally get out of those suits! 1.2115 0.07438 52 44 5 3
8692 Heat's not so bad at Camp Amphibian... it's just kinda hard to sign your non-disclosure agreement without a prehensile thumb!" 1.2115 0.05719 52 41 11 0
8693 The salary isn’t great but the stock options are excellent 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
8694 nice dick 1.2115 0.06913 52 43 7 2
8695 ...and here's the force majeure clause, we can skip over that one of course... 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
8696 It’s been rocky, but looks like we’ll make budget before year end. 1.2115 0.06344 52 42 9 1
8697 Short term, we're fine. Long term, I'm not so sure. 1.2105 0.05995 57 46 10 1
8698 Yes we have a dine in cafeteria.No you can't eat my receptionist. 1.2105 0.06963 57 48 6 3
8699 After thorough review your adoption application was approved. Congratulations, I know you've been working on this for a long time. 1.2105 0.05995 57 48 7 2
8700 We ask you wear a mask to prevent the spread of any viruses 1.2075 0.05624 53 42 11 0
8701 ...but the good news is we are increasing your PTO! 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
8702 You might be kiddin' me. Not even over my dead, rotten corpse" 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
8703 Did I tell you? Mitsy and I just put a downpayment on a condo. I tell ya. Things are looking up for this guy! 1.2075 0.05624 53 42 11 0
8704 If you keep this up, I could see some real progress in your future 1.2075 0.05624 53 42 11 0
8705 Bring it, 2020" 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
8706 Well! This is nostalgic. 1.2075 0.05624 53 42 11 0
8707 Tom, your qualifications are dinomite. You'll really saur here. 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
8708 A lifetime lease is the way to go. You can’t go wrong. 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
8709 ... So they're telling you the Donald is a dinasaur... Yes Mr President 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
8710 We really need to get back to our roots. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
8711 Sign here and we can have a fresh start 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
8712 Great plan. Our competition will never know what hit ‘em. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
8713 We’ve captured 93% of the T-Rex arm extender market. We simply can’t lose. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
8714 What are your thoughts on God? 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
8715 Lizard 1:After sending humans to space, USA is mine. Lizard 2: Okay, We will tweet it after the virus. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
8716 You have nothing to worry about. Sign right here. Nothing can destroy this company. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
8717 Have you got a few minutes for another drink, Mr. Icke? 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
8718 Now hurry up and sign your life insurance papers George. My wife told me to light a fire under my fanny and get myself home early for dinner tonight. 1.2075 0.06236 53 43 9 1
8719 We just closed on that lakehouse Linda's always wanted. 1.2075 0.05624 53 42 11 0
8720 The real reason dinosaurs moved to the Hamptons. 1.2075 0.07308 53 45 5 3
8721 This is a company that offers stability and longevity. 1.2075 0.06793 53 44 7 2
8722 Glass half full; it's a buyer's market out there. 1.2075 0.07788 53 46 3 4
8723 Devastating meteors, ice ages, and floods are Chinese myths and will disappear. Dinosaurs will rule the Earth forever. 1.2075 0.07308 53 45 5 3
8724 The thing is, you just don’t have enough experience for this post. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
8725 Oh that? It'll go away by April. Trust me. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
8726 You're insurance doesn't cover meteors but it does cover rampages throughout certain cities 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
8727 Just make sure to get the compliance training done by the end of the week. Otherwise, legal will hit us with a big one... 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
8728 Oh that? Don't worry, it's just that director from the neighboring building, playing with props for his dystopian movie! 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
8729 No Susan, you will not be getting any pension. 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
8730 Remember what a fuss everyone made about the asteroid during the Jurassic period? Sign here. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
8731 So, where do you see yourself in about 66 million years? 1.2041 0.07704 49 42 4 3
8732 You know projections for asteroid-19 are much lower than the K-T extinction asteroid and we've got to restart the economy. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
8733 - “Yes, yes indeed, it does looks like we’ve successfully filled the swamp.” 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
8734 Cretaceous capitalism is not sustainable 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
8735 I thought I'd have had more time to enjoy my promotion. 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
8736 I’d offer two weeks severance, but doesn’t seem like we have that long. 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
8737 Do you see any reason why you shouldn’t accept this offer? 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
8738 nan 1.2041 0.07704 49 42 4 3
8739 Ok ok no need to come in here all heated 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
8740 I recommend looking into stock options. The current industrial climate is brimming with opportunities to invest in the security of your financial future. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
8741 Now...about the long term disability benefit. 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
8742 Not like others, you will not need to dig on dirt to find us, we will be in this business as we have always been forever. 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
8743 Let’s circle back to this next week, Kevin 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
8744 Well Jeff, after 100 million years at Tricera & Stego, we’re going to make sure you go out with a bang 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
8745 The missus is going to be so proud I landed my first sale, and above the asking price at that! 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
8746 We are sorry, but we have to let you go due to unforeseen circumstances. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
8747 -What have you learned this quarantine? -wait what? We where supposed to learn something? 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
8748 I know she didn’t sign your divorce papers but it’s not the end of the world. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
8749 Oh yes, I’ve heard your stocks are smashing. 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
8750 Ahhh! It's a warm sunny day sir. And we only deal in cash. 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
8751 «I’ll take the rest of the day off» 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
8752 ... agreements made with the reptilian brain have a disclaimer that reads “The contradictions will never end.” 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
8753 Don’t worry, Bob. I came up with a rock solid plan to bring our competitors down! 1.2041 0.07704 49 42 4 3
8754 There is a great future in plastics. Think about it. Will you think about it? 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
8755 Your wife Carole has changed this line to ‘in the death -or- disappearance of’ your species.” ⁣ ⁣ ☄️ 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
8756 Just bite the bullet Barney, life is too short. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
8757 We believe this strategy will have a worldwide impact. Markets evolve whether we like it or not. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
8758 Now we USED to cover homes, but our policy has changed... 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
8759 Well call me crazy but unless a giant fiery meatball falls from the sky you got yourself the job Bill! 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
8760 Asteroid showers were genius, but we’re having some trouble with the locusts. 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
8761 This is an exploding offer. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
8762 Now, it’s up to you! The sky is the limit. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
8763 According to this February 2020 statement, your 410(k) is doing great! 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
8764 Did you hear that there's some asteroid that will pass safely past Earth? 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
8765 Welcome to the swamp, where did you say you’re from, middle earth or somewhere warmer? 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
8766 Don’t let the spines fool you, it’s a can’t miss offer. 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
8767 Now, Rex, where do you see the Dino Dynasty in the next millennium? 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
8768 Would that this desk were a time desk. 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
8769 we'll all be dead but the economy will be stronger for the rats. 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
8770 So it says here you worked as an extra in Jurassic park 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
8771 So, tell me more about your past experience as a lounge lizard? 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
8772 Obamagate makes Watergate look like small potatoes! 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
8773 Jeff! We’ve made billions selling toilet paper, nothing can stop us now! 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
8774 Finally, a resume within reach. 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
8775 Looks like we’ll need you to come in this weekend, Fred. 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
8776 Animals do the business while humans stay locked away!! 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
8777 Still, legal requires me to tell you that past performance is not guarantee of future results. 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
8778 I know your really needed this promotion. But it’s not like the world’s gonna end. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
8779 And just initial here that you understand and are comfortable working in the office now. 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
8780 Numbers don’t lie, Sharon. This will be our best year in decades ! 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
8781 Looks like you are in luck James, the monthly reports suggest I shouldn't fire you afterall. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
8782 If we just ignore it for one more year, we might boost profits by three percent. 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
8783 Sign here and you’ll be set for life. 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
8784 I think it’s for the best 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
8785 We're safe. I've just signed the insurance 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
8786 And see, we technically qualify for a Small Lizard Protection Loan. 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
8787 I hate when interviews last long. I wish this was over. Oh, did I say that out loud?! 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
8788 Guaranteed dividends for the next 100 years. 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
8789 Well, this act of god provision is just standard contract lingo. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
8790 You will have a lifetime to prove your last employer wrong. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
8791 By the looks of it, the company dress code will need to state that all employees must wear pants during Zoom meetings. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
8792 Our company actually has good long-term prospects. You'd be set for retirement after only 30 years 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
8793 We are about to see earth shattering changes in our industry real soon 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
8794 Just go ahead and sign that 'Act of God Clause' at the bottom of page 19, we've never actually used it... 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
8795 Yeah, you’ll see a lot of them 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
8796 You remind me of myself so much when I first started at this company. They say history repeats itself and let me tell you Chad, if that’s true. You have a bright future ahead of you at this organization 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
8797 You have to have a little more than “thick skin” to work around here... 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
8798 Now let’s discuss the company’s long-term disability benefits. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
8799 Science” says it’s the big one. I say, Fake News 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
8800 You won’t be an essential worker. Don’t worry about that. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
8801 I'm sure you'll find the COBRA option very affordable for you & your family. 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
8802 Unfortunately, we are no longer offering the ‘comet pay’ bonus 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
8803 So Janusz, say it's the end of the world. What do you do?" "In a while crocodile. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
8804 Aaaand just sign here and your life insurance policy will be complete 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
8805 I am not seeing a very bright future for you here. 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
8806 I just started listening to early Len albums, they’re actually a really good band, who woulda thought am I right 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
8807 The chance of this deal going wrong is as slim as being hit in the head by a flaming comet! 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
8808 It’s time Americans got back to work. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
8809 I’m sorry, but it says here that your life insurance doesn’t cover extinction events. 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
8810 What? You want a meatier pension plan? 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
8811 What I’m about to say is literally going to blow your mind! 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
8812 Well, we’re looking for someone to be long term... 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
8813 Sure, you could buy the meteor insurance, but what are the odds of that happening 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
8814 It would take an asteroid to stop this merger from going through 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
8815 Tell me about your experience with saving the world. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
8816 Now the lockdown is over, I’m confident there’ll be a new boom 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
8817 -"Looks like by April, you know, in theory, when it gets a little warmer, it miraculously goes away. I hope that’s true.” 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
8818 The odds of you actually getting a promotion is as low as a meteor crashing through this window.. one in a million 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
8819 Please sign the new normal of Jurassic Park 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
8820 And one day, son, all this will be yours. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
8821 You should really go paperless, Henry. 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
8822 Our company plan comes with full medical, dental, vision … 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
8823 If you could fill out these forms . . . they are time sensitive 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
8824 You’re ambitious, Larry, and you always seem one step ahead... Where do you see yourself in a year? 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
8825 How do you keep your desk so clean with everything that’s going on? 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
8826 This will ensure you never run out of money during your retirement 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
8827 Little did we know the meteor kills us all. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
8828 Collins, I'd like to hear your ideas about our long-term positioning strategy." 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
8829 Fun story on mammal intelligence,Vivekx,but don't you think the ending is too abrupt? 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
8830 If I'm lying, may God strike me down dead. 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
8831 You are now fully covered. May I ask what sold you on our insurance plan? 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
8832 Our team of analysts suggests selling all your stocks quickly before the Asteroid plummets! 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
8833 Your growth projections don’t anticipate a crash 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
8834 Things are looking up. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
8835 Where do you see yourself ten years from now? 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
8836 We’re looking for a paradigm shift here. Can you think big picture? 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
8837 I need to remind you this offer is for a limited time only. 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
8838 We're 100% prepared for a pandemic! 1.2041 0.07704 49 42 4 3
8839 Well, young Dino, this deal you're signing will make you rich for the rest of your long life. 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
8840 Welcome to our staff. Life insurance is included in your benefits. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
8841 If dinosaurs were still alive they would be excellent at our day to day life. 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
8842 I regret to inform you that your insurance policy does not cover acts of God. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
8843 Your wife's petition for divorce claims that you scorned her. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
8844 I live for creative destruction. 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
8845 'And just how do these small mammalian rodents believe they will be able to take over our enterprise?' 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
8846 '"Liza, Our plan for the future of this company is well laid out. What could possibly go wrong?" 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
8847 We should talk rebranding... 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
8848 I can really see a future for you here. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
8849 As you can see, we have strong mitigation plans for every existential risk 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
8850 You were a good fit but this is a long term position. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
8851 Of course, only YOU can decide if it's the right TIME for a reverse mortgage. 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
8852 We like your plan very much. We think it will have a big impact on our operations. 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
8853 Oh the asteroid. The experts on social media are saying we have nothing to worry about, and they're always right. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
8854 No need to worry. I have everything under control. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
8855 Tell me, where do you see yourself in a hundred and sixty years? 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
8856 Due to the world going under, we have to let you go. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
8857 These crude oil futures are something to die for. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
8858 After some initial turbulence, we expect a V-shaped recovery. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
8859 You want to quit because life's too short? I didn't see that one coming.... 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
8860 I think it's crucial to look to the future! 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
8861 Not an issue. We just need to worry about a pandemic. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
8862 According to this recommendation you're a real ball of fire! 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
8863 Dont commit unless your planning long term 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
8864 That's an interesting possibility. Or, it could involve a virus. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
8865 We're proud to offer you this one year contract. 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
8866 Sorry, but if you look closely you'll see this binds you until the end of the world. Ha! 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
8867 The president says the extinction meteor is fake news.” “Uh, sir, you might wanna look ...” “Don’t be a libtard! FAKE NEWS! 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
8868 And this should conclude your estate planning arrangements ... 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
8869 Welcome aboard. The year 66,000,000BCE promises to be great for both of us. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
8870 Now would be a good time to talk about your retirement plans. 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
8871 You’re disaster movie idea is too far “out there” 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
8872 There’s no risk - it will be gone in weeks 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
8873 It's unorthodox, but it gets results. 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
8874 There hasn't been a better time to invest since eons. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
8875 And this policy is so good it will cover your heirs even in the unlikely event that we all get wiped off the face of the earth 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
8876 So it says here that you adapt quickly to new surroundings... 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
8877 Our company has been around for millions of years; what could possibly happen to make us extinct? 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
8878 This policy protects everything you own, come hell or high water 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
8879 There's no way I could go back to life without coffee breaks. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
8880 Last contract item: How do you spell "Force Majeure"? 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
8881 Trust me - this long-term care policy is a must. 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
8882 This is the deal of the century! 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
8883 WEll this is the moment you’ve been waiting for. 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
8884 Well, you know, my father started at this company as a mail clerk and 30 years later, he was the president! Just keep working hard and you’ll make it. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
8885 Yes, we do provide long term career prospects. Why? What could possible go wrong? 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
8886 Look, Fred. I may call you Fred? This may appear as a job with no future, but I'd like to suggest that with your family's history, there's no telling what you might evolve into with this company. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
8887 And if you sign today you'll get a lifetime supply of toilet paper! 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
8888 Um, are you expecting an order from Post Jurassic Mates ? 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
8889 Mazel tov? Uh, no, that would be Molotov. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
8890 This Pangea time-share will be enjoyed by your species for epochs to come! 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
8891 Frankly, I don't see a future in this position. 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
8892 I think you've got a great future! 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
8893 We need really aggressive dinosaurs here - show me what you got! 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
8894 What position to you expect to hold in the next five million years? 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
8895 I heard the big fire rock is just part of a natural cycle. 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
8896 “I can safely say that your 401(k) plan is doing great.” 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
8897 Unfortunately, cruises on the Amazon have been canceled. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
8898 so you said you wanted to come back... 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
8899 Mr Jones, congratulations. At this point it would take an unforeseen catastrophic event to stop you from receiving the 3 million dollar settlement. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
8900 The future is looking bright. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
8901 We think you will have a bright future with our company! 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
8902 Don't believe the media sir, they love hyping up stuff. Can I interest you in another scheme? 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
8903 Before you sign, let me just take a minute to go over our policy's 'force majeure' clause. 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
8904 So, ah, bill...this is, this gonna be kind of a weird question but just - just hear me out, man. have you - oh my god i can't believe i'm asking this - have you, like, ever cranked your hog to dinosaurs? nothing weird intended by that, man. 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
8905 Sign it.......two years with a six month option....what could go wrong? 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
8906 We need to flatten the curve, Rex. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
8907 We pretty much shut it down coming in from China. 1.2041 0.07704 49 42 4 3
8908 Don’t worry about extinction; your insurance protects you from everything, EXCEPT of course meteors and how often do they happen?! 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
8909 Thank you for coming in, but unfortunately we are freezing hiring due to the impending asteroid collision. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
8910 Ralph's five now and Meg and I are real proud. This week it's eye-claw coordination. Here's your documents. 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
8911 You are going to like the investment plan we put together for you. The future looks very bright. 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
8912 I need you to really get on this. We don't have forever. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
8913 Sign here. You’ll be a star before the ink dries! 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
8914 Relex and sign. It will all go away 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
8915 You say that you know how to fight fire with fire. Prove it! 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
8916 I'd recommend our Asteroid Protection program. Only pay for what you need, and the odds are that you won't need much. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
8917 As I like to say, we wrote the book on disruption! 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
8918 Of course our long-term prospects are as auspicious as any reptilian could possibly expect. 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
8919 Well, I've seen Brachiosaurus markets and I've seen Bellusaurus markets. But hey, that's the business, it's hard to imagine anything is going to come out of the heavens to change how this city operates. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
8920 Our policies are pre-historic and we are exposed like there's a meteor bearing down on us. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
8921 Year 2077 - I remember - it all started with Covid 19 1.2041 0.07704 49 42 4 3
8922 A smart decision that will protect your family for generations to come. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
8923 Finally after struggling for forty millions years, we're back on top. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
8924 It took us 200 million years to come back but nothing can stop us now! 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
8925 Wheres the fire extinguisher again? 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
8926 This is the deal of a lifetime! 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
8927 Just sign here. I have big plans for my 40% commission. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
8928 Don’t worry. It’s a virtual background. 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
8929 This is the absolutely top firm in the astronomical consulting field. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
8930 So, how long to you expect to live? 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
8931 Notice the Full Life indemnity clause here. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
8932 well my good sir... I think cooked dinosaur it is... 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
8933 That insurance salesman wanted us to sign up for an meteor collision insurance. Aren 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
8934 So tell me, where do you see yourself in the next 65 million years? 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
8935 I’m very optimistic about future growth projections. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
8936 Our retirement package is up in the air. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
8937 Even though I bill by the hour, it is in your best interest to sign your will and advanced directive immediately! 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
8938 Before we get fired up let's go over the terms of your contract. 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
8939 Here's our meteor response plan, Sir. I'm out for an early weekend. 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
8940 And our job security is second to none! 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
8941 You've got nothing to fear. It's the perfect long-term investment! 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
8942 Asteroid coverage? Sure ... but what are the chances? 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
8943 Now to secure your life insurance, please sign these papers. 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
8944 Someday, but a Will isn't necessary at this time in your life. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
8945 You'll need to pass a background screening, but barring the unforeseen, you start work Monday morning. 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
8946 Isn't it SO great that we got through the virus lock-down? 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
8947 You use your mind like a blunt instrument, which it is. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
8948 This, too, shall soon pass. 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
8949 Let's have the hottest party ever! 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
8950 Go ahead. Take it. What have you got to lose? 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
8951 Welcome to the company; the sky's the limit! 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
8952 Thanks for coming in at such short notice... 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
8953 And next, could you please you explain how you'll focus on increasing shareholder value in this position above all other concerns? 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
8954 Don’t worry, we have a phased reopening schedule. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
8955 And once you sign this insurance form, you'll be covered for literally anything. 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
8956 It's not like you'd be signing your life away. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
8957 I must say, your career has had a meteoric rise... 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
8958 What's the rush, why you ask for the Holiday pay now? 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
8959 Time is on our side. 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
8960 Unfortunately, the actuaries would not waive the “Acts of God” provision for the Lizard of Wall Street 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
8961 says here you’re a memelord? that’s so fucken sick, my guy, i love memes. my boy Chet sends me that one of the dude with the huge hog like every day. open my phone, and there's that hog. unfortunately, we don't hire memelords. but what's your handle? 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
8962 I'm wonder if we will make it into the next century? 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
8963 Long-term care insurance is always a safe bet. 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
8964 Now, Mr. Allosarus, I hope you're aware that this whole life policy does require an annual checkup. 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
8965 Let's throw in an acts of God clause, just in case. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
8966 Based on our track record, the projections indicate it´d have to be the end of the world for us to go down. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
8967 We do have a temporary position available on the Disaster Management team. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
8968 Losing your job is hard, but it’s not the end of the world. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
8969 Nah! Sign it. That whole meteor things a hoax. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
8970 It says right here. Your policy does cover accidental molting, but Acts of God are exempt. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
8971 Let's talk life insurance policies" 1.2041 0.07131 49 41 6 2
8972 Okay, then. How soon can you chomp? 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
8973 Everything is cool. The economy is booming! I have never felt better about life! 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
8974 Congratulations, Jonesy. You are officially retired! 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
8975 An 'end of days' stock market? Not while the Fed has our back. 1.2041 0.06507 49 40 8 1
8976 Yes, your policy does cover falling rocks. Why do you ask? 1.2041 0.05817 49 39 10 0
8977 With this here contract Rex, nothing's gonna stop us now ... 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
8978 Good news. You have been approved for a PPP loan. 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
8979 I got the job when the last natural disaster occurred. 1.2037 0.05532 54 43 11 0
8980 *Animalitarian Affairs Department* “I’d like to report a human mental pandemic please! They have been panicking for over 4 months now! To be honest, it’s very hard to see them in this state. Also, strangely enough (looks at the window) I believe we are being attacked by them as I report this pandemic....I told you, they are losing it!” 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
8981 So we saved 300 million on my uncles hand-made space capsule..... 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
8982 It’s been a while crocodile!” “See ya later alligator! 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
8983 They say maybe one or two, by Memorial Day we’ll be golden 1.2037 0.06131 54 44 9 1
8984 Frankly, Al, this expense report is a crock 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
8985 You went to Tampa University too? I think you'll fit in just fine here at The Gator Good. 1.2037 0.06677 54 45 7 2
8986 Trust me, hon. In a week, your skin will be as soft as an alligator’s! 1.2037 0.05532 54 43 11 0
8987 Where do you see our company in five years? 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
8988 You're going to have an absolute blast in Mexico this year, I can guarantee that! 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
8989 Sign here and our PR agency will make sure this whole meteor snafu never traces back to you 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
8990 No need to worry. These are not unprecedented times. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
8991 This may seem like an irrelevant question, but where do you see yourself in five years? 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
8992 So, when can you start? 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
8993 I give you my word that there is nothing that could ever happen that would wreck our economic stability. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
8994 As a risk advisor what do you think is the biggest risk we will face next year for business growth? 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
8995 Why, yes, I am an "Armageddon" fan. 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
8996 So ya. you and the missus chose our best cruise. Barring any mishaps, you'll make memories that will last centuries. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
8997 The stock options you'll get will pay off so much more than your salary in the long run... 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
8998 Welcome to the team. We’re very optimistic about the future. 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
8999 Sorry to keep you waiting. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
9000 Glad you’ve come in the right time! 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
9001 Ooooohhh ... gieco... I get it now.... 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
9002 This prescription is for drinking antiseptic. It will cure you of all future ailments 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
9003 So, the wife and the kids want the traditional "gimme this, gimme that" vacation and you want to go to... Nepal, did I get this right? 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
9004 I hope we work together for many years. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
9005 Act-of-God cover costs an extra six bucks, so most of our customers don’t bother with it. 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
9006 Unfortunately we don’t offer life insurance with the promotion 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
9007 „If you sign this right now, this health insurance will protect you for the rest of your life!“ 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
9008 Don't worry! Stocks are at an all time high! 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
9009 Colleges just don’t teach the technologies this company runs on anymore. I guess we’re the last of a dying breed - why change what’s always worked? 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
9010 As you can see, our Work-from-Home policy is great for any problems life throws your way. 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
9011 Adapting to the new normal! 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
9012 Just like the shiny things in the sky, our stocks are never coming down. 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
9013 How do feel about working with humans? 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
9014 The comet? Oh no it's completely made up, don't worry no need to shelter, we must keep the economy open 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
9015 Good thing we dialed up that meteor when we did... I heard 2020 will be rough and I’m trying to stay as far away as possible. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
9016 So, I'm thinking we start the email off 'In these uncertain times...' and then BAM--50% off coupon. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
9017 I’m afraid we’re going to go in a different direction. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
9018 Well you’ve made the right choice. This policy’s casualty coverage is our most comprehensive.” 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
9019 We offer rapid succession planning options. 1.2000 0.04949 50 41 9 0
9020 So I hear you want to go into private equity? 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
9021 And this was going so well. 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
9022 Please sign here to pay for your life insurance. 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
9023 Are you ready to sign your life away? 1.2000 0.07059 55 47 5 3
9024 Congratulations Marvin, you have a bright future ahead of you. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
9025 Listen, Bob, don’t get caught in the fine print - if the world comes to an end I’ll be there personally with your family to pick up the pieces and get you back on track!” @agranniener 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
9026 Please, don’t think of this as us firing you. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
9027 So are you OK with our new work from your own natural habitat policy? 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
9028 See how much money we saved by canceling our insurance policy? 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
9029 Sign here for a 5 year contract. 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
9030 WHEN ARE WE EATING AGAIN? 1.2000 0.06030 55 45 9 1
9031 It’s always good to get life insurance - you never know when it’ll come in handy! 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
9032 Such a great time to refinance. Just sign here. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
9033 We will call you tomorrow 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
9034 Did I mention this job comes with a pension? 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
9035 Your profile is remarkable Mr Lizard! - Successful previous experience in volcanic eruptions mitigation 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
9036 Ok all set! That ROTH IRA will help you save for your future. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
9037 Actually, forget the car insurance. What's your policy on asteroids? 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
9038 I've seen it time and again, Mike. Your kind never last. I'm sorry. 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
9039 The boss said I've been with the company too long. 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
9040 Does it feel hot in here? 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
9041 Well, sure, Diana. We can do a pedicure for you but it's not gonna be easy." (January 2020 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
9042 But the economy... 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
9043 Sure, the end may be near. . . but this great offer is nearer! 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
9044 It may not be easy to see now, but this meteor insurance is an excellent investment. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
9045 I like money, son, and this company’s been good to me. I’m gonna be a wealthy old man, without a care in the world” 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
9046 15% extinction or my client walks. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
9047 I don't want to be snappy, but head's up. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
9048 Sign here and you and your family will be set for life, I guarantee it! 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
9049 If you want to be a star, you’ll need a flashier costume. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
9050 I'll see you at the retirement party later. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
9051 Nice resume, but I don't think we're going to be in business much longer. 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
9052 I'm sorry we want someone with a more evolved sensibility. Were on the edge of great things. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
9053 Can I think about that for a second? 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
9054 Looks like this Covid 1 could be the end of civilization as we know it 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
9055 Have your mammals been acting weird lately? 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
9056 I am tweeting "Deliberate action by China! We will RETALIATE!!!" 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
9057 I think you'll find that these business documents are in good order. 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
9058 You say there's a flaming flying eye heading here? 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
9059 We offer the best health, accident, and retirement benefits. What more could you ask for? 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
9060 An annuity is what you're looking for. 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
9061 Barring any disasters, you're insured for $1million. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
9062 I don’t understand. I asked for a 5-year business plan. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
9063 This company is headed for a bright future and possibly world domination. All joking aside, we are looking for someone with a warm blooded demeanor for this position. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
9064 Congratulations, Rod, on your meteoric rise to VP. You've a bright future here. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
9065 So you seem like you would like to rebuild this city. 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
9066 So - wanna do fireballs after work? 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
9067 Should we tell the public now? 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
9068 I'm telling you- oil is the play right now. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
9069 “We protect clients’ portfolios from black swans, unknown unknowns, massively disruptive events...” 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
9070 I clearly see another 160 million years. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
9071 Where do you see yourself in a hundred million years? 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
9072 I finally got a chance to read this. I think you could have a brilliant future here. 1.2000 0.06389 50 43 5 2
9073 we are very anxious to fill this position. Can you start today? 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
9074 Hmm i wonder what that could be ohhhh wait....BOOOOMMMM. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
9075 We have a really robust succession plan. Why do you ask? 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
9076 Sign here, and that timeshare in Mexico is yours! 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
9077 We have a great extinction policy. 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
9078 So,Sidney,who do you see as playing Lazardus? 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
9079 Great balls of fire - I'm glad you are in agreement! 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
9080 I would recommend the whole life insurance, rather than term. You never know what lies ahead and this way you can build equity. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
9081 We're different - we even cover Acts of God. 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
9082 OK, I'll be getting out of your way, Mr. New CEO. Congratulations, and you might want to check in on that giant meteor. 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
9083 Our future's so bright, we gotta wear shades. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
9084 Now, about the five-year plan? 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
9085 Well Rex, I can’t see anything in your annual review to stop you rising to the top of this company 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
9086 Well Frank, I suppose since we ruled the earth for the last 200 million years, I suppose it is time we give someone else a try. What’d you think? 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
9087 By the way, why a new will now? 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
9088 I tell all new hires, don't think of me as your boss, just think of me as a fictional monster. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
9089 No doubt about it. The real money's in futures. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
9090 We will take care of everything just sign here. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
9091 And then Joe realized he was a little late to get life insurance... his wife will never let him live this down. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
9092 Yes...things are firing up around here! 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
9093 God just sent a fax “My dinos you are awesome but it’s game over. Level 160 to 175 is not easy so well played. Anyways, it’s the humans turn next. Let’s see how they play”. And then it says ps. “Bang!” 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
9094 Trust me, this policy is foolproof! 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
9095 Yes, well, our time will come, don't you worry. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
9096 What makes you think you will outlive me? 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
9097 I’m not allowed to say too much right now, but I’m confident you’ll be hearing from us very soon. 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
9098 Someday, son, all of this will be... 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
9099 175 million years of compounding interest have made me wealthy. That's a track record that quietly says,"Risk free." 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
9100 Welcome aboard a company with a great future. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
9101 Punctuated equilibrium? Fake news! So just sign here and the planet's ours! 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
9102 They said starting a coffin business was dumb 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
9103 You have an amazing resume, where do you see yourself five years from now? 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
9104 You're employed. It seems you have a great future ahead of you. 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
9105 Sure it's a good deal. What could happen to upend it? 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
9106 We'll just blame this all on Bigfoot! 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
9107 I'd have to be hit by a bomb to agree to your contract 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
9108 Just sign the coact 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
9109 So we'll be putting you in charge of mammal control. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
9110 I think that we are far enough away from the Yucatan. 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
9111 Work hard all your life and nothing can stop you. 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
9112 My lawyer says the survival clause has to stay intact in our contract. 1.2000 0.04949 50 41 9 0
9113 It's not quite as dramatic as a huge meteor crashing into the Earth and rendering us extinct... 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
9114 We will soon have a lot of openings. 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
9115 We're anticipating a lot of vacancies over the next couple of million years. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
9116 Don't worry, we have everything under control. 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
9117 The force majeure stipulation means we’re not liable in the event of extinction. 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
9118 Are you seeing what I'm seeing?" "What? The very realistic meteor on my wall? 1.2000 0.06999 50 42 6 2
9119 I't's my pleasure to welcome you the Illuminati, Elon. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
9120 Before you sign, just be aware that our policy doesn't cover boating accidents. 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
9121 Don't worry about the length of the contract, we've got all the time in the world. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
9122 They are just rumors. These actions are worth gold! 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
9123 Trust me, there's no future in fossil fuels. 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
9124 Well then off to the races! 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
9125 I'm happy to announce that there is a big opportunity on the horizon to get it right this time; we should go long asteroids. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
9126 One more signature and we're all done. 1.2000 0.05714 50 40 10 0
9127 This quarter's numbers are great...I can't wait to see what this company looks like in 65 million years 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
9128 Let's talk about our employee health benefits. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
9129 Our new sap preservation technology will enable revival should the worst occur. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
9130 Our president says next year will be incredible. 1.2000 0.07559 50 43 4 3
9131 Now that our breeding ground project is complete, we can conquer the world. 1.2000 0.06389 50 41 8 1
9132 cnl1939 Rudolf, you really deserve this promotion. 1.1970 0.04933 66 56 9 1
9133 Based on your location and credit we have denied your application for meteor damage coverage, maybe next ice age 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
9134 The market really hot right now 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
9135 I have no doubt you’ll make a huge impact here. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
9136 . to understand global markets you must not rely solely on your sight, your portfolio will be in good hands. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
9137 When are you going back to work bro? 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
9138 End of 2019: "I don't know, Fred. I think 2020 is going to be our best year yet." 1.1961 0.05615 51 41 10 0
9139 So, Bob, where do you see yourself in 5 million years? 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
9140 So, why should we hire you? 1.1961 0.07420 51 44 4 3
9141 Believe me Bob, better days will come ... 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
9142 Look. You don’t vote dragon you ain’t frog. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
9143 We can break ground as early as next week. 1.1961 0.05615 51 41 10 0
9144 How do you deal high with pressure situations underground for millions of years? 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
9145 Rex, I just don’t see what all the fuss is about. It sounds to me like you’ve been listening to those ‘experts’ a little too often. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
9146 We’re stuck in the past. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
9147 It's Ice Age insurance but it covers any Apocalyptic event. 1.1961 0.05615 51 41 10 0
9148 Where do you see yourself in the next five seconds? 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
9149 I'm just worried we're on the brink of a market crater 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
9150 I'm really looking forward to our future together; it's gonna be bright. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
9151 Don't worry! Our leader promises that things will be great again in two weeks! 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
9152 This policy covers everything including, HA, HA, being hit by an errant asteroid. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
9153 Just a bit of climate correction 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
9154 I have a gut feeling that our economy and our lives are going to be even better next year. Believe me... 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
9155 On second thought, I might make out a will. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
9156 So, if offered the position where would you hope to see yourself in 5 years time ? 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
9157 Great resume! Where do you see yourself in this company in the next 5 to 7 years 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
9158 Sign here before the deal goes extinct. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
9159 With this merger , we control our own destiny . 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
9160 ...You survived extinction once, what could possibly go wrong?” 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
9161 Let me tell you, I like your shelter idea. In fact, I like it a lot. We could say it provides your family with protection from tornados AND meteors! 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
9162 if these quarterly reports are an indication of anything our future prospects look bright. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
9163 So I says to him, to the broker, yeah, I’ll take a 30 year... why not? 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
9164 So, how is Carol? 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
9165 There is a big future in continued tax subsidies for corporations. 1.1961 0.05615 51 41 10 0
9166 Do you happen to see a massive fire ball coming your way. 1.1961 0.05615 51 41 10 0
9167 Don't worry, I think you still have that Jurassic Spark. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
9168 Being at evolution’s peak means knowing how to stay there. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
9169 I'm telling you, the market's just gonna get hotter! 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
9170 So, where do you see yourself in four million years? 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
9171 I think you’ll find this is the perfect time to start investing in your future, Peg. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
9172 See your later Alligator “, dam straight Dino 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
9173 We know, don't worry-- we can reopen in two, three months tops. 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
9174 ...and the policy covers floods and other natural disasters 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
9175 I love it when we can take a little break from shape-shifting and just be ourselves. 1.1961 0.06871 51 43 6 2
9176 says here you’re a memelord? that’s so sick, my guy, i love memes. you know that one of the dude with the massive hog? that shit just kills me, dude, it’s so big. but we don’t hire memelords. what’s your handle, though? maybe i’ll throw you a follow 1.1961 0.06275 51 42 8 1
9177 We offer a generous 401k match. 1.1961 0.05615 51 41 10 0
9178 Barring some unforeseen occurrence, we should have another monster quarter. 1.1961 0.05615 51 41 10 0
9179 And what would you say is your biggest weakness? 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
9180 So you can just sign below here 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
9181 Mainstream media makes it seem like this industry will be extinct, but I can assure you the job security is strong 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
9182 - Do you say “humans”? JA JA JA 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
9183 As you might have noticed, these particular skins come with a bonus privilege. 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
9184 Can you get this in by EOD? 1.1923 0.06748 52 44 6 2
9185 This policy guarantees protection from all catastrophic events. 1.1923 0.07286 52 45 4 3
9186 Trust me without this investor agreement your business could crater. 1.1923 0.06164 52 43 8 1
9187 I never liked the lawyer’s office anyways 1.1923 0.05519 52 42 10 0
9188 No, unfortunately we don’t provide asteroid insurance. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
9189 If you like, Mr. Musk, we can renegotiate at the start of the next simulation. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
9190 We are going to get back to basics ....let go marquez whos being caught playing asteroids all day at home 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
9191 Looks like your paperwork is all set, welcome to the census bureau! 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
9192 ...Yes, we provide excellent health insurance for our employees. Why do you ask? 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
9193 Just sign these divorce papers here so I can take half of all your properties. 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
9194 You are the right person for our evolution. 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
9195 Don't worry, Al Bano won't defeat us. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
9196 this is not a pyramid scheme, sir 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
9197 With this deal we are going to change the world! 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
9198 We look forward to working with you in 2020 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
9199 I know it's long term, but things are going to be so good, believe me. 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
9200 Vizio" is it just a prank 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
9201 Space Force has taken care of it! 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
9202 Well, Mr Froggo, we’ve been looking for someone with a longer reach s 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
9203 Although I’m catching a lot of heat from above right now, I’m going to trust my instincts and say it’s a yes. 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
9204 It’s $10 an hour. 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
9205 We’re so excited to announce that we just secured our Series C funding with SoftBank 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
9206 @newyorkercartoons “It's one asteroid coming in from space. We have it under control. It's going to be just fine.” 1.1915 0.07836 47 41 3 3
9207 : Insuring progress.Take away the risk and you can do anything. 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
9208 You're on to a fresh start! Never look back. 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
9209 Thick skin will get you through any disaster, Earnest 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
9210 Why am I not surprised? It's the Chicxulub branch I am visiting today and Taco Tuesdays never excited me anyway." @emessodoodles @newyorkercartoon 1.1915 0.02430 47 40 7 0
9211 Hope to see you next Friday at the company's happy hour. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
9212 So how do you think you can make a contribution to the world? 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
9213 Calvin your meteoric rise to fame at the daily planet is going to repeat itself here soon, please sign this offer letter, you’re hired! 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
9214 we are considering you for instagram story ad of our new skincare product 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
9215 I see you have things handled on earth, I'm impressed 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
9216 #Congrats! I’m forecasting a long career with us! 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
9217 Good news Glenn! Your bank has accepted your loan application so now we just have to sign some papers and the house is yours! 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
9218 If you could just sign the life insurance form, we would be done with the hiring process 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
9219 The economy is doing great and that’s all that matters 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
9220 Well, John, ‘good at disaster management’ isn’t really a priority skill that will help us at our company. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
9221 Your CV is perfect for the current situation 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
9222 I don’t know if this position Hassan room for growth 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
9223 So it's settled. We'll move the announcement that we got rid of HIV, cured cancer, and achieved world peace to tomorrow. 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
9224 Mr. Crocodile, I think you just might make it in this business! I have a warm feeling about it. 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
9225 I like your style 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
9226 Well how did you prepare for the next mass extinction? 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
9227 Oh don’t worry, we’ll take it from here. That loan shark doesn’t stand a chance. 1.1915 0.04940 47 39 8 0
9228 I'm tellin' you Harry, we're gonna go down in history! 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
9229 Believe me, our hedge fund ensures financial stability until your retirement or death...whichever comes first. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
9230 Sorry the contract seems ‘cold-blooded’, but that’s the way to do business in this era. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
9231 Read this news! Humans are attempting to destroy our edifices. 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
9232 Heads fire, tails ice. 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
9233 And please, pass on to your wife my warmest regards. 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
9234 You have a promising future here, I feel it in by bones. 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
9235 I like the sound. Let's call it Alley Gate. Robert Karsh 314 727 7235 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
9236 What extincts around here? 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
9237 Hey it’s just a 30 year mortgage. Like our world is gonna end anytime soon. Right? 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
9238 Congrats Steve, you have finally solved all of the world’s problems! 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
9239 Virus! What virus? I told you we would beat the virus! 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
9240 You gotta admit , Rex, our company’s success has been...whats the word..meritorious.. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
9241 Don’t worry. The market always has its ups and downs, but in the long run… 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
9242 You seem pretty cool about your future Prospects.... 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
9243 Welcome aboard. Barring some unforseen event, we expect a long and prosperous outlook for Dinosaur Inc. 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
9244 Yes, this policy covers all perils; well, except for an apocalyptic meteor that wipes us all out, lol. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
9245 Apocalypse, schmockalypse, let’s do lunch! 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
9246 We're bankers - we'll survive, we always have. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
9247 You seem like our kind of guy." Peter H. Newman Easton, P 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
9248 Just sign here, it’ll be the start of a new era! 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
9249 Welcome on board! I foresee a bright future for you here! 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
9250 And how do you believe your skills and experience will contribute to the long term growth of the company? 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
9251 Now, let's talk about our company's generous match for 401 K retirement accounts. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
9252 Erase your worries about the future. 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
9253 No bold strategy is without risk, but really what’s the worst that can happen? 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
9254 Guaranteed Life is always a better investment than Term insurance. 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
9255 This is a great opportunity....you can work from home, and you don't need to dress up. 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
9256 Get this done quickly Watson. Before something really bad happens to you. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
9257 At this rate, we'll own the whole city in 20 years. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
9258 I’m really optimistic about our next quarter ! You might want to pick up a few more shares of stock ! 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
9259 "Frankly, and everybody says so, alligators are losers. We dinosaurs, who, by the way, have been fabulous, are here to stay, and it will be very, very nice. And reciprocal. And there's not a damn thing you can do about it." 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
9260 Recently I've been reading new age stuff 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
9261 Yes, but then the market should really rebound. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
9262 Absolutely, we cover fire, floods, volcanoes...you name it. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
9263 Don't worry about the scientists, that kind of catastrophe will never happen. 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
9264 I see a great future for you with us. 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
9265 Jack, we're gonna be running this town from now until kingdom come! 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
9266 Yeah, I hope it will get rid of all of those pesky mammals. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
9267 I see no reason for bankruptcy even though our tangible assets are underwater 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
9268 Look out!" " some thingamobob is behind you "!! I I I think that's that's a asteroid" !!!!! I think that KILLS DINOSAURS "" ! Ya man let's get out of here "!!!!"I think we should all RUN! !!!! 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
9269 This plan is prehistoric. You need to think about your future. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
9270 It has the usual "acts of nature" clause, but don't worry about that. 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
9271 Just sign and it will all go away. Trust me. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
9272 Honestly Bill, I think this thing’s gonna fly! 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
9273 So I see in your resume that you invented CROCS,.......... 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
9274 We are delighted that you are joining our team. Your take-no- prisoners approach really resonated with the interview board. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
9275 Don't worry, the policy's extinction exclusion is standard. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
9276 Extinction is not on the table. 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
9277 ... and this policy does include asteroid insurance correct. 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
9278 Our merger with Chicxulub is sure to change the landscape. 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
9279 It was time to rain down hellfire on the hedge-fund dinosaurs. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
9280 And the last page of our strategic plan: lizard people." 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
9281 Yes, You can tan. Don't worry. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
9282 I've got a temp job at The Ragin' Cajun Cafe; a day, maybe two, and you're done 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
9283 Our actuarial life tables are the most reliable based on millions of years of data. 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
9284 Everything here looks good, when are you available to start? 1.1915 0.05801 47 38 9 0
9285 Finally, we can leave 202020 behind us! Here are the plans for deconfinement, Mr President. 1.1915 0.07222 47 40 5 2
9286 From my view, business couldn't be better. 1.1915 0.06550 47 39 7 1
9287 Before the end you still need to make the negotiation 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
9288 Yeah, king Gizzard and the Lizzard Wizard are pretty cool! 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
9289 Para 19 subsection 19.1.a.a.b highlights the two 15-minute bio breaks you're allowed everyday. 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
9290 So, tell me about your 5 year plan 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
9291 This one needs to be signed with permanent ink. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
9292 I'm afraid we haven't resorted to hiring your species yet. Check back tomorrow. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
9293 And finally, let me describe our awesome retirement plan. 1.1887 0.06058 53 44 8 1
9294 That guy Buzz said he might drop by, okay? 1.1887 0.06630 53 45 6 2
9295 Surprisingly, we've seen a huge increase in sales of our umbrellas. 1.1887 0.05426 53 43 10 0
9296 Wear a msak? What are you, a Commie? 1.1887 0.07156 53 46 4 3
9297 3020! Crazy year! Amiright? 1.1887 0.07156 53 46 4 3
9298 It’s not much of a salary increase, but there’s opportunity for growth. 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
9299 I don’t think having crocodile skin might save you from the upcoming catastrophes 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
9300 Congratulations on your promotion! You have about ten minutes to resolve this 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
9301 Finally corona plan worked and we got hold of the environment; see these papers, humans have imbalanced it too badly; lots of work to do!" 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
9302 I don’t know...I’ve got no plans. What are you doing this weekend? 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
9303 Congratulations, as of this moment, your financial affairs are completely in order 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
9304 So it says here that you’re results-oriented... 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
9305 You must expect the unexpected and not just wait after ‘while. 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
9306 Congratulation’s on your lottery win, Dino! We’ll send out the check to you next week.” @mrhgwell 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
9307 ...well, I'm of the mindset that, slowly over time, we will merge with the mammals & become almost half mammal...as opposed to the idea of a 'singularity' where the mammals 'take over'... 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
9308 And you get all you can eat. 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
9309 Unfortunately, we cannot offer hazard pay with the position at this time. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
9310 So we think it’s finally time to give you that promotion 1.1875 0.07682 48 42 3 3
9311 - When I say anticipation and sustainability, what comes to your mind? - Disruption. - Excellent. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
9312 Here is my application to teach paleontology. Humans are not doing any justice. 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
9313 So see you tomorrow around the golf course. You will be astounded how I improved my impact. 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
9314 Prob overkill to execute your trust and estate right now, but if you insist... 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
9315 Your swamp insurance will cover only human damages, not natural disasters. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
9316 The stock market is based on future expectations and a new stimulus package is coming. You don’t need to worry about the bonus. 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
9317 This is only a see ya later alligator, after while crocodile situation. The transfer to Germany isn’t the end of the world, Terry. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
9318 It's clearly a Russian hoax, orchestrated by the Chinese and funded by Soros 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
9319 Our employees are very dedicated, do you have any problems with cometment? 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
9320 I feel like my suggestions will blow up the industry and incinerate our competition. 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
9321 of course you should trust us with the future of your investment, see long term growth. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
9322 You’re going to love our health benefits. You’ll never have to worry about a thing 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
9323 Dundee has always been the family name I don’t wanna go down in history for being the first croc out 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
9324 Thank you for the opportunity, I sacrificed everything to be here. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
9325 But does it scale? 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
9326 As you can see, our social media presence could really use some work. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
9327 So, how early can you begin? 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
9328 No worries, really. Today, I’ve got nothing but time. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
9329 Hey, I think we’ve got a really big hit on our hands here. 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
9330 My productivity soared once I rid my desk of everything which did not spark joy. 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
9331 Can you walk me thru the benefits offered again? 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
9332 Black Ink, Good! Legal goes nuts if it's in blue" 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
9333 Of course it's safe to invest! This press report proves meteors only happen in 'those' places. 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
9334 In light of new detail, we regret to inform you that your position has been terminated. 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
9335 Dont worry, just sign here and your future is safe with us! 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
9336 you put an N/A for the column that says to list your extra terrestrial experience that relates to this job...i’m sorry but our company had been around forever and needs someone with more skills 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
9337 Here is all the papers of your first class hibernation suite. 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
9338 Backfiring 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
9339 They say our corporate policy deserves extinction, but I wanna see them try. 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
9340 We are happy to have you join the team 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
9341 Congratulations on your retirement! After 238 years at service of this company, you finally will have time to enjoy life 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
9342 Now the 30 year fixed plan is really the smart plan when buy a house, but you can also settle for the 15 if you're feeling a little bit more open to risk. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
9343 These impending doom interest rates are finally giving me the push to refinance. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
9344 In the coming months you are going to be swamped 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
9345 Is it bad that I don't fully trust anyone? 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
9346 Ha, you has just signed you are quitting, gotcha! 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
9347 Real estate will be positively on fire this quarter. Good news, but just wait until the livability crowd get wind of it. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
9348 I cleared my schedule for you, but, sure, go ahead and give me the elevator pitch.... 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
9349 You better give me the job or I'm calling a meteorite for you. . 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
9350 So you’re interested in buying our Universal Life Coverage Asteroid-Insurance plan? 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
9351 I hear Mar de Lago is nice this time of year 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
9352 Thanks for coming, Kyle. I have terrific news! 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
9353 The part is 'Good looking Tyrannosaurus 3', I think you'd be perfect for it! 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
9354 Hmmm how come the sun looks massive and fiery and in some sort of a kinetic mode, anyways great view! 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
9355 Take your time, this offer expires by friday 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
9356 that hoax of a meteor is going away, and we are raking in more profit than ever! 1.1875 0.04853 48 40 8 0
9357 Our long-term projection withstands any eventuality 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
9358 We want you to take over the Fireball Whiskey Account. 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
9359 So, Dale. One last question. Where do you see yourself in five years? 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
9360 We're all set for your taxes this year 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
9361 We can’t pay, but the exposure will be great! 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
9362 We're just adapting to this new normality 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
9363 Okay then, now that we've signed the deal let's celebrate with some FIREBALL shots! 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
9364 Now that the humans are extinct, let’s get talking. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
9365 First, a vacation home in Pangea, and now a c-suite at work. Jasper, I’m on my way up! 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
9366 You know, I’m all for more globalization but including interstellar objects might be a step in the wrong direction. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
9367 So good news: you are hired! A new chapter of your life is starting - Hope you are ready to make an impact! 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
9368 Sign now and all your worries will automatically disappear. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
9369 Secret is I never giv up... If you tonight don't giv up you always have a chance to win! 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
9370 Ooo, cake for the June birthdays in the break room! 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
9371 I assure you that only one of us is going to survive this unfortunate setback and it's not going to be you. 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
9372 @newyorkermag - “Here’s the data, Mary: We shouldn’t have used hand sanitizer on our entire bodies like we did.” 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
9373 Was it something I said? 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
9374 from our shores, you know, it could get worse before it gets better. Could maybe go away. We'll see what happens. Nobody really knows. 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
9375 No I did not eat the HR fly’s 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
9376 I’m very happy to offer you the role of managing editor here at Vice. 1.1875 0.07682 48 42 3 3
9377 Let’s rock Bob. That meteor is not real. 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
9378 Don’t worry Robert. Our company will survive yet another ‘end-of-the-world’ scenario. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
9379 I mean it’s not like we’re saving lives here 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
9380 Well with all the hysteria over this virus thing being the end of the world 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
9381 It’s all under control. Leave the press to me. We can’t afford to cause pani.... *BANG* 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
9382 Hell and high water are in short supply just now; but we're keeping an eye out for you. 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
9383 Great work Bob, this here is a game changer .. a real game changer ! 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
9384 Look Frank, your options at this company are limited but I’m sure there are plenty of other great opportunities out there 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
9385 Business is good right now, but it’s cyclical 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
9386 You have to have a thick skin around here 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
9387 Im sorry, madam, your policy doesn’t cover acts of god 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
9388 it's just a falling star, we'll be fine. So when can you start? 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
9389 Just stay in this pension scheme for two more years and THEN you can retire in style! 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
9390 the interview was going to hell in a handbasket... 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
9391 You’re the phenom we’ve been looking for. Sign here now & your future is all set. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
9392 ‘Oh that, it’s bigger than the one in 2008 they reckon’ 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
9393 Well, Randy, as you probably guess, you are fired. However, you are entitled to one year health insurance coverage. Put a happy face on, man. This is not the end of the world 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
9394 Chicxulub, nonsense!!! Our numbers were the best ever, let’s go for the bonuses!!! 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
9395 Great news, it looks like we have a little time before that swamp gets drained, you're back on the team! 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
9396 We’re growing like crazy with no foreseeable risks 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
9397 -Do you have bachelors and masters degrees, 25 years of experience in this field and agree to work here for more than 65 years? 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
9398 Save your dreams of taking over my position for the next millenium. 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
9399 When you say “bulletproof”.. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
9400 Well, you got the job. We will see you tomorrow.” By Cooper, Age 14. So, like it says in Paragraph 27, it is a 65 million year lease.” By Emily, Mommy age 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
9401 So worst case scenario...just spitballing now. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
9402 And, we include our FAMOUS 50 - 50 lifetime guarantee: 50 Feet or 50 Seconds whichever comes first! 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
9403 Just sign here to take advantage of our end-of-the-world special! 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
9404 I don't think it'll ever get old dressing up like dinosaurs. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
9405 Come on, why would we need that in the force majeure clause?” 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
9406 Sure I’ll sign the non disclosure agreement, you however should watch your back. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
9407 Here’s our post-meteor workplace strategy. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
9408 They call it the Riviera Maya, and I’m telling you, it’s about to be hot! 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
9409 This comprehensive whole life policy will protect you and your family for many, many years to come. We have your back! 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
9410 Yes, we do expect disruption in the markets. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
9411 You're now set for life and we're not going away anytime soon. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
9412 I want to talk to you about your meteoric rise to the top in this company 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
9413 This offer is hotter than a flaming rock from outer space! 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
9414 There...it’s signed and official. Let’s toast. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
9415 It's deja back to the future all over again. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
9416 This was great work. I’ll get back to you never. 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
9417 This will guarantee your future. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
9418 You’re in good hands—we’ve been insuring clients for 160 million years. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
9419 “We can go with instinct, or extinction .... it’s a fine line.” 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
9420 Thank heaven we got this overtime issue settled--now we don't have to worry about a strike. Charles W. Mitchell Parkton, MD 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
9421 I’m not exchanging my honor for a few dollars 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
9422 Yes, we can change your retirement annuity into a lump sum payout. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
9423 Just ignore the force majeure clause. 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
9424 Not happen in a million years" is not today 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
9425 Liz, with numbers like yours, nothing can stop us now. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
9426 And this one insures that all your offspring will be covered. 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
9427 Sign here and the divorce is final. You can now start living your life again. 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
9428 Nature bounces back in NewYork under lockdown. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
9429 and here comes the new time 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
9430 You’ve got a bright future here at our company!! 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
9431 Sign up now and have a meteoric rise to the top of our social strata. 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
9432 Trust me, you'll never regret the extended warranty. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
9433 my firm has flourished, thanks to the lack of skulduggery. 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
9434 I think this whole-life extinction insurance policy will help you sleep better. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
9435 ...we just need you to sign this hold harmless agreement. 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
9436 Very nice resume, Mr. Dile. We need some young blood here as we expand our waterpark business. 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
9437 It appears K2 is ahead of schedule. Where do you see yourself in five minutes? 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
9438 Last question— where do you see yourself ten years from now? 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
9439 Gill,I want you to change this story quickly,"it wasn't a meteor that ended it all it was the coronavirus." 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
9440 Just sign here. Don’t think about your five-year life plan. Think about your five-minute life plan! 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
9441 Those scientists don't know what they're talking about, my gut tells me were in fine shape. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
9442 It’s just the press exaggerating again! 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
9443 We plan to stay in this office space for a long time. 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
9444 To be on the safe side, I am converting all our assets to gold. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
9445 Just more fake news from the mammalian media! 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
9446 Yeah sure. And they say the only left will be those annoying little humanoids. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
9447 Can I interest you in any other insurance policies? 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
9448 This merger marks the dawn of a new era! 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
9449 Just sign here Mr. Rex and you too can own a piece of the future. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
9450 At this time we recommend against mammal futures. 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
9451 Trust me, this is better than work-from-home. 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
9452 You’re such a doomer! 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
9453 We predict a meteoric rise in growth for the company - and our species, for that matter. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
9454 I'm sorry, but this is the lowest insurance premium I can offer at this time 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
9455 Your long term portfolio is out of this world! 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
9456 Apophis!! Sign quickly get your stake now!! 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
9457 Sign here before we're extinct. 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
9458 Don't worry about the mass extinction clause, it's just boilerplate 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
9459 This is a limited time offer! Sign now, before it’s too late. 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
9460 Good news! We're moving to Mexico. 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
9461 Let me draw your attention to the force majeure clause. 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
9462 I tell ya, Phil, I got a good feeling about this deal. I think my career is finally on a meteoric rise! 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
9463 On top of the food chain at last! 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
9464 That? No worries. It's just a passing fancy... 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
9465 I dont see any reason we would invoke the Force-Majeure clause in your case 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
9466 Looks like someone needs an acrylic nail appointment... Sign here. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
9467 Our quarterly performance is on steroids! 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
9468 This whole life policy is definitely the right way to invest. 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
9469 . . . after 90 days you'll be eligible for life and health insurance. 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
9470 Thank you for choosing Dinosaur Financial. Your future is already looking brighter. 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
9471 It's easy. All you have to do is short-sell now and you can cash in after the crash. 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
9472 Now most new hires have opted to not pay into the pension plan. 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
9473 This will be a bombshell! 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
9474 You'll need more than a pretty face to succeed around here. 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
9475 Like I said, we're gonna be seeing some changes around here. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
9476 It's good to be the top of the food chain. 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
9477 Sign this will ya we haven’t got much time! 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
9478 Great news! This high-end policy even covers all “acts of God”. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
9479 The markets have never looked better! 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
9480 It's a boilerplate contract. You have nothing to worry about. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
9481 And then after the fireball hits and humans are extinct, your compensation package will have a very generous escalator clause. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
9482 Oh, that? No worries. It's less 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
9483 climate change could make us extinct in less than 500 years!! 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
9484 I'm pleased to inform you your net worth has made a meteoric rise. 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
9485 An honest Salesman speaks "Steve, this is a good deal, it won't come around ever again" 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
9486 Sign on the dotted line and I guarantee that the songs of Bogwayter Swampchomper will be sung through the millennia. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
9487 Well here’s your contract for the job I hope we made the rite decision to satisfy the surface 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
9488 Don't worry, your contract is until our mutual extinction. 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
9489 Sign here so when we come back you'll have meteor insurance. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
9490 This opportunity is a home run. I'm telling you, museums are the future... 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
9491 Just sign here, here and here. Then the lease is yours. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
9492 I have a really good feeling about this. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
9493 Do I hear screaming? 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
9494 Great news! I saved you 20% by eliminating your extinction coverage. 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
9495 Gosh darn Dale! Let's make a deal! We can secure our global leadership for the next 66 million years with this 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
9496 Of course, the market---and your portfolio---could see a correction 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
9497 Umm, I don't think the property would be of any use Great-Great Grandfather. After that thing hits ground, land will be redistributed anyway. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
9498 I am glad you decided to work with us. Great decision. There is no better time than right now. 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
9499 We’ve been wiped out before but the RUMPASAURUS ALWAYS RETURNS! 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
9500 I have a feeling you're going to be a big hit in film! 1.1875 0.07682 48 42 3 3
9501 Dino, it's fake news. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
9502 10% over 5 years, GUARANTEED!!! 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
9503 Well Bob, I predict your joining our company will be of meteoric importance. 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
9504 I was under the impression that this was a longterm deal 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
9505 Chicxulub? Never heard of it. Why? 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
9506 Yes,we do offer live and health insurance - I gather that is important to you. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
9507 Your resume looks great but tell me about your 5-year-plan. 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
9508 According to these models, our future is looking very, very bright. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
9509 Congratulations! Sign here to buy that ball of fire. 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
9510 We could be wiped out in a nanosecond. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
9511 Can't complain. And you? 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
9512 It's a non-traditional policy that covers nearly everything." 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
9513 Buy. The. Dip. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
9514 First thing we do is fire the meteor response team! 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
9515 We have excellent stock options if you are in it for the long haul. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
9516 Look, this is business...and it's survival of the fittest. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
9517 No worries. You don’t have to sign a long term contract. 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
9518 Just sign right here, it's the best insurance deal you'll find! 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
9519 You can’t fire me! I quit! 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
9520 Our detectives will dig up details of your lost family even if it takes a million years. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
9521 Yes, I swear on my life you'll get your money! 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
9522 You always see doom and gloom. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
9523 Your policy doesn't cover acts of God, but what the hey. 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
9524 I know we were going back in time, but I don't think we went back far enough. 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
9525 I have a feeling this is going to be a big year for us. 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
9526 Here at the Scientology Sea Org, you are required to sign a billion year contract. 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
9527 Business has never been better! Here’s the form for the stock investment 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
9528 Adaptation is key here. We’re looking for a candidate who can survive any hurdle. Rather literally. 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
9529 Zero percent interest? This is too good to be true. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
9530 You have a very impressive resumé. 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
9531 Your novel entitled “Survival as a Faux Log” is ridiculous. Hind leg walking will always be the norm. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
9532 Where do you see yourself in one second from now? 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
9533 Are you interested in Temp to Perm? 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
9534 Fiduciary? We're all in this together! 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
9535 I want those reports on my desk before mass extinction. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
9536 Heh! Disaster got your tongue! 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
9537 Sign here and you are set for life. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
9538 Don't mind the meteor: it's heading toward our mail department and they've got the forwarding papers ready to go. 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
9539 Don't you think this post-apocalyptic-theme-park based movie script is gonna earn us fortune, Steve?" "Unless we are wiped out by an apocalypse!!! 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
9540 Let's get started on your exit interview. 1.1875 0.07081 48 41 5 2
9541 I'll be honest here: we're looking for someone we can depend on long-term. 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
9542 You're in luck, your policy comes with an accelerated death benefit rider. 1.1875 0.05693 48 39 9 0
9543 In light of the current situation, I would like to promote you to very-near-future leader of the company. 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
9544 Well, there’s no point on refusing to sign these “write-papers” now! Why does it matter since we both are going down!!! 1.1852 0.05336 54 44 10 0
9545 Just sign here Fred, and you’ll have a meatier piece of the company! 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
9546 Okay, final question. Where do you see yourself in five years? 1.1852 0.05955 54 45 8 1
9547 If you look below you’ll see our impending doom clause 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
9548 I’m sorry Maureen, but you just don’t have what we’re looking for at the moment 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
9549 Where do you see yourself in five years?” @valeriejaum 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
9550 Mr. Anderson your performance has been impressive, you have a future here at Meteor Watch LLC. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
9551 You got to be cold blooded to survive out here 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
9552 they said we will bankrupt. kill me, i'll never believe it. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
9553 We can talk about the pay-structure, but the sick leaves are strictly non-negotiable 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
9554 Our benefit package is out of this world 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
9555 Sign the divorce papers Bill, its a good deal... I know you love this house but you 'll get a new one. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
9556 I'm sorry but giving you this job might blow it up for me 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
9557 no, the insurance doesn't cover asteroid hits. why do you ask? 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
9558 and as you can see, our long term benefits are the best in the business. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
9559 Insurance is going to cover this right? 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
9560 we are serious in spinoff 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
9561 All those companies who let their employees stay at home will regret it soon when they see our revenue increase 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
9562 These are your main duties as a crisis manager 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
9563 So I see here on your Resume that you’ve been CEO of Stay at home Mom 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
9564 Once you sign, we can guarantee the top rates to start your retirement. 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
9565 It's just a small paycut, it's not the end of the world. 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
9566 Kermit- the future belongs to the frog and amphibian working side by side. Let's ink the deal before it's too late. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
9567 I am delighted to inform you that you have gotten the job! 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
9568 Don't call us, we'll call you. 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
9569 I'd like to see you with a few million more years of experience. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
9570 Well of course no one can predict... 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
9571 We fully expect to extend our domination of the Jurassic period into the Cretaceous. 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
9572 Now that we have the Penske contract signed nothing can stop us! 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
9573 We've come a long way together; sign and we we'll be starting a whole new era. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
9574 I think this deal will mark the start of a new era 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
9575 Call me old fashioned... for me, inspiration comes out of the blue. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
9576 So, your novel has a fireball from space? 'What a croc,' if you'll excuse the expression. 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
9577 No pressure, but I really need you to sign this now. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
9578 From where I sit, it appears we have you set up on a promising growth trajectory. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
9579 In my opinion, it’s a great time to buy stocks or into your 401k 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
9580 In the summer it will pass by 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
9581 No more back to tar pit. The sky’s the limit! 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
9582 Darling, you're the whole package. Just sign here. Our next Sci-Fi film is your oyster. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
9583 Honey, I’m handing over the reins. 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
9584 I fucking hate flaming meatballs... what 1.1837 0.06946 49 42 5 2
9585 Let's see ... You say you want to change your tolerance of risk? 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
9586 Let me tell you- 2020 is the best hiring market I've seen in a long time. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
9587 We have contained this. I won't say airtight, but it's pretty close to airtight. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
9588 Look at it, weather has changed to worse again 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
9589 I need to know what the Act of God exclusions for this policy are, and fast! 1.1837 0.05589 49 40 9 0
9590 I think it's time your workload gets scaled down. 1.1837 0.06304 49 41 7 1
9591 The best I can do is $1 hazard pay per week. 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
9592 By signing this insurance policy we can guarantee you’ll be in the cover of many books in 65 million years 1.1818 0.05882 44 36 8 0
9593 Actually no, the Constitution does not say meteors cannot infringe upon your freedoms. 1.1818 0.07466 44 38 4 2
9594 oh! the clothes on the clothesline... 1.1818 0.05882 44 36 8 0
9595 . Well yeah. The meteorite is going to kill us all. But have you seen our numbers? Are ok! 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
9596 The iguana from North Korea launched it at us 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
9597 No, I’ve never heard of the saying “Pride Cometh Before the Fall.” Why do you ask? 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
9598 ‘I don’t understand the point of putting the hashtag in the comment ‘ 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
9599 ‘Im promoting you to a leadership position’ . Oh, Alfred I thought you were going to make me work! 1.1818 0.07466 44 38 4 2
9600 The next clause says, in the event that you don't hear from work, you should hold on to your stock options" 1.1818 0.07466 44 38 4 2
9601 No need to get too worked up Carol, Steve was just jesting. Now take your resignation letter here and get some humor 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
9602 It's just a Chinese hoax. 1.1818 0.05882 44 36 8 0
9603 I tell you, Toad, it would take an asteroid falling out Cor the sky to knock us dinosaurs out of “top dog” position here on Earth. Ain’t gonna happen. 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
9604 - “This is the best option in terms of short term gains” - “How short?” 1.1818 0.07466 44 38 4 2
9605 Dinasits in the office to discuss comet relief 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
9606 You have a bright future here 1.1818 0.05882 44 36 8 0
9607 Business as usual 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
9608 Donald, look what you've done. 1.1818 0.07466 44 38 4 2
9609 So, how well do you work under pressure...and extreme temperature changes? 🦖🔥 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
9610 How is that Mars project going? 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
9611 What really happens when you work from home 1.1818 0.05882 44 36 8 0
9612 It's a lock. We can't lose. 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
9613 We need to think of a long term strategy 1.1818 0.07466 44 38 4 2
9614 How about we go for a smoke, now. 1.1818 0.07466 44 38 4 2
9615 Meaty or what? 1.1818 0.05882 44 36 8 0
9616 As you know, With this promotion, you are now entitled to 6 weeks of vacation, and full medical and dental coverage. No matter what." 1.1818 0.07466 44 38 4 2
9617 How do you see your position with us evolving? 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
9618 EarthMom.Org is predicting a raptor flu epidemic will become the next great extinction. What a croc! 1.1818 0.05882 44 36 8 0
9619 At your age, I'd recommend an aggressive, long-term stock portfolio.... 1.1818 0.05882 44 36 8 0
9620 I think we can agree - the future looks bright! 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
9621 Yes,it's pricey,but you might want to consider our extinction insurance policy... 1.1818 0.05882 44 36 8 0
9622 Did I mention this policy has a double indemnity in the event of extinction? 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
9623 NEW Life; Olá 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
9624 Sir, our lunch seems to be arriving! 1.1818 0.07466 44 38 4 2
9625 Fred, It’s good but it needs s’more fire... 1.1818 0.05882 44 36 8 0
9626 You're crazy to spend extra on this extinction rider, but it's your money. 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
9627 So you are looking for long term employment 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
9628 The environmentally clueless lost. We have risen back to the top, never to have to start over again! 1.1818 0.05882 44 36 8 0
9629 Tell me, where do you see yourself one mass extinction from now? 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
9630 Insisting upon the removal of force majeure clauses in our contracts was pure genius, Willoughby! 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
9631 How do you like the view from the top? 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
9632 The usual disclaimers ...baring extinction and what not 1.1818 0.05882 44 36 8 0
9633 And even with a pre-existing condition of being delicious, you are covered today and today only by Jurassic Life Insurance." 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
9634 Where do you see yourself in 50 or 60 million years? 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
9635 Hey, this paperwork looks good. Boy do have options... 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
9636 Of course the policy specifically excludes acts of God. 1.1818 0.07466 44 38 4 2
9637 This is an out-of-this-world all-risks life insurance policy. 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
9638 I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but we're downsizing. 1.1818 0.07466 44 38 4 2
9639 For all we know the meteor could just disappear. 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
9640 We're looking to modernize our Disaster Recovery strategy 1.1818 0.05882 44 36 8 0
9641 And your life insurance paperwork is complete 1.1818 0.05882 44 36 8 0
9642 Something tells me we’re going to regret never rescheduling the disaster drill... 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
9643 Our models show that the future looks bright. 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
9644 I’m sorry, but your “disaster prevention and management” qualification is not recognized here... 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
9645 I’m very sorry but your life insurance policy doesn’t allow for pre-emptive mass extinction claims. 1.1818 0.06721 44 37 6 1
9646 I have a big premonition there’s going to be a big shakeup around here. 1.1818 0.05882 44 36 8 0
9647 It's a painting from the Cretaceous Period 1.1818 0.05882 44 36 8 0
9648 Here at Triassic and Jurassic our employees safety is our highest priority. 1.1818 0.05882 44 36 8 0
9649 As I was saying, we are right on track to hit this quarter’s revenue goals 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
9650 Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's Supersaur! 1.1800 0.05488 50 41 9 0
9651 They'll all be destroyed! When you gotta go you gotta go! Life uh ... finds a way! 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
9652 Liana is still of the opinion that it would be more prudent to teach the astronauts how to drill.” 🚀 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
9653 no, no danger at all...interests rates are really low...great time to buy 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
9654 Hah! But according to this contract, you get to live on the margins of society while we rule the world. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
9655 Done! We're here forever, nothing can stop us now! 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
9656 Believe it, Rex! I got you a lifetime contract. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
9657 Glad you could meet me here, Doc! Should we get going on setting the terms of your policy's expiration? 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
9658 Only the meteor can end this conversation 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
9659 Hey, money and power is where it’s at, right? It’s never too late to focus on science if we need to. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
9660 Never mind the quarterly forecasts. 1.1778 0.07309 45 39 4 2
9661 I think you have a real bright future. 1.1778 0.05764 45 37 8 0
9662 Let’s just briefly revisit the ‘Force Majeure’ language. 1.1778 0.06582 45 38 6 1
9663 And that's how it is Bill .. 1.1739 0.07159 46 40 4 2
9664 Listen toots, if you get on my good side you could go real far in this company. A guy with scales like mine has a lot of pull in a place like this. 1.1739 0.07159 46 40 4 2
9665 You'll never believe what he did to a house plant 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
9666 Excellent, Bob. No one else understood when I said “by end of days.” 1.1739 0.07159 46 40 4 2
9667 and then the volcanos blow ! 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
9668 I guarantee that every contingency is covered; except acts of Godzilla, of course, ha ha... 1.1739 0.07159 46 40 4 2
9669 Concomitantly,now's a good time to invest! 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
9670 Etheu 1.1739 0.07159 46 40 4 2
9671 Living high, top of the food chain for hundreds of millions of years, what could possibly go wrong? 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
9672 No commitment. 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
9673 You know, I don’t like you. Come to think of it, I never did. I only pretended to because I needed this job. But, guess what? You’re a bad boss and an even worse lizard. I tell you what. Why don’t you take my annual review and cram it. I quit. 1.1739 0.07805 46 41 2 3
9674 Here’s the logline: He was a toad until a princess kissed him and he turned into a lounge lizard. 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
9675 (no caption — this cartoon says it all without one) 1.1739 0.07805 46 41 2 3
9676 I predict Walter Alvarez is going to make us famous one day. 1.1739 0.06449 46 39 6 1
9677 Sorry to mislead you Milt, but "The Colblooded Talent Agency," really is our name! 1.1724 0.05575 58 51 5 2
9678 We offer the most comprehensive extermination services in the world - just sign here and those roaches will be gone forever! 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
9679 The last guy we had playing Mark Zuckerberg took it a bit too far 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
9680 Do you think you can fly? 1.1702 0.07015 47 41 4 2
9681 To submit your caption, leave it as a comment below, with the hashtag . 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
9682 Should we join Extinction Rebellion? 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
9683 May I ask why yok 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
9684 Haha I am illiterate, bitch 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
9685 If I hire you, you’ll be tasked with the very important job of making sure those pesky teens stop sneaking in to the office to throw on-fire tennis balls at my head. Think you can do that?” “Uhhh-” “Great! Your can start now. You’ll be great 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
9686 You mentioned -ab40-4fa8-b1b7-9ea2d89fc086.1590531795.1.1590531825.1590531795.cac8b183-6b01-40bb-ad90-b17 1.1702 0.07646 47 42 2 3
9687 And then she says to me 'eww, your breath smells minty fresh! 1.1702 0.06321 47 40 6 1
9688 We are going to up-scale this operation 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
9689 This is perfect without a caption. 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
9690 So you want a loan moratorium,eh? 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
9691 -And what's your motto in life? - Never look back 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
9692 How long are you expecting me to comet to scaling up operations? 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
9693 I'm sorry but we're really looking for someone to scale up our business 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
9694 Let's not include attrition in the annual KPIs. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
9695 «I can’t wait to see my granddad again.» 1.1667 0.07557 42 37 3 2
9696 Of course next Monday will be business as usual 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
9697 Trust me, this is the best deal you’ll get in this era. 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
9698 This insurance will cover you up to 1 million if you get hurt in outlandish circumstances 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
9699 Dave, we just aren’t convinced that an underground tunnel company will be a viable product. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
9700 Do you like shut up?? 1.1667 0.08290 42 38 1 3
9701 You are telling me “Big Smash”, indeed. 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
9702 Just when I thought oil prices couldn’t get any lower . . . 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
9703 you know we really would love to give you that raise, but we are currently restructuring. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
9704 This order is coming from those at the top 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
9705 Don’t worry- with a 10 year horizon, the market always averages a return of 10% 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
9706 What are you talking about, the humans will obviously live only in their houses for the next couple of years!! It's our time to handle the world economy. 1.1667 0.07557 42 37 3 2
9707 Why rush the contract signing? Let’s get lunch. 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
9708 We offer a very good retirement plan. 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
9709 What makes you adaptable in this unpredictable economy? 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
9710 Mr. Commodo - tell me in a line,why should i hire you. Mr. Alli alligator - give me this job or i'll save your life😬😬 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
9711 I’m not superstitious, but the meteorologist did tell me this year is going to be BIG for our life insurance business” 🦖☄ 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
9712 Welcome Aboard! We have an evolved workforce and a risk ready portfolio! 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
9713 Obviously this policy does not cover acts of nature but it does have outstanding bazooka coverage 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
9714 Here’s your life insurance policy with a small rodent as beneficiary. 1.1667 0.07557 42 37 3 2
9715 I don't know, this is my first pandemic. 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
9716 ‘And your policy will be in force starting tomorrow. Now I’m off to enjoy my retirement!’ 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
9717 Lots of potential for growth here. In 100 million years, you could be oil! 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
9718 ...Are you sure you won’t sign? What’s the worse that could happen? 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
9719 You might want to duck. 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
9720 Now sign this to verify you’re not secretly a human being. The board of directors is a bit sensitive these days. 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
9721 In a few years, you'll be running this place. 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
9722 The only thing that can stop us now is a great ball of fire 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
9723 One last thing, is life insurance part of the package? 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
9724 We’re looking for someone who will be with this company for years to come 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
9725 I wouldn't rush the purchase of that estate in Florida. After all, tomorrow's not the end of a geological era... 1.1667 0.07557 42 37 3 2
9726 It’s pricey but it’s a lifetime membership 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
9727 The world is under a lot of stress. We must be ready to do our part. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
9728 Let’s get fracked! 1.1667 0.07557 42 37 3 2
9729 home office is going to balistic when they hear about this Johnson... 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
9730 Let’s talk about your priorities 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
9731 So, you want to take over control for July. May I ask your plans? 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
9732 So, would you say your tears are true? 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
9733 How's work in over seas? 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
9734 Your supervisor report says that you have a big mouth any comments on that,, Yep comet !!!! 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
9735 « Who needs insurance nowadays? » 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
9736 Our office is big on window stickers. If that's not your cup of tea, then I'm afraid you wouldn't be a good fit with us 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
9737 I believe in hard work. There is no challenge too big to overcome, if you just put in the effort. 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
9738 We’re working on the assumption that one day it will just miraculously disappear. 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
9739 ...How do you feel about temp work? 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
9740 It’s freezing and snowing in New York — we need global warming! 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
9741 You look worried, but please don’t fret. This office is a safe space. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
9742 How does a remote work setting sound? 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
9743 Does this position include life insurance 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
9744 The job comes with great health insurance benefits. 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
9745 It's the deal of a lifetime. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
9746 So, for the annual review, we like to document your one, five and ten year goals. Let's start with your one year goal. 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
9747 Bill, sell me the life insurance policy of our company. 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
9748 Asteroids aren’t real: A short story from the White House 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
9749 But does anyone ever use the insurance? 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
9750 Your resumé appears ‘meteor’ than the other candidates for the job, Dwayne. 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
9751 A one way ticket out of this chaotic world for you, sir. Would you like to upgrade to the premium reptile seating? 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
9752 That's what I like about you, Rex. You don't think like an old fossil. 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
9753 Looks like your skills are soon to become extinct 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
9754 We'll cover anything. Barring the extinction of our species... 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
9755 Your mausoleum will be venerated and revered for generations to come. Just sign here. 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
9756 "And, of course, there is the usual asteroid exclusion in the policy." John Canning Sea Cliff, New Yor 1.1667 0.07557 42 37 3 2
9757 This is the best way to plan for your old age. 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
9758 Stop underwriting extinction event policies? Lazarus, it's easy money. Honestly, I don't know what you're worried about. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
9759 Define, "Acts of God" 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
9760 Worlds going extinct again.Nothing crazy. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
9761 For some strange reason I’m suddenly compelled to say “Leaping Lizards”! 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
9762 Why do you want to add a collision rider to your policy? 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
9763 My predictions indicate things are looking up! 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
9764 Welcome aboard. I believe you will have a meteoric future here. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
9765 One of our biggest benefits is a wonderful Life Insurance Policy! 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
9766 Why, yes - the benefits do include life insurance. 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
9767 Lake ... swamp, our kind always survive! 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
9768 Say Sayonara to the Stone Age. 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
9769 Congratulations, and welcome aboard! I'm sure you'll get a bang out of thus benefits package! 1.1667 0.07557 42 37 3 2
9770 Sign here while a fireball from the sky is your last concern. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
9771 When we took over, I knew they'd let bygones be bygones" 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
9772 You need to sign here right now to take advantage of this one-time opportunity. 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
9773 Impressive resume! You have a great future ahead of you. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
9774 The sky's the limit, Johnson! 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
9775 Tell me how you would handle a hypothetical extinction event 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
9776 You've got a bright future ahead of you, young man. 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
9777 Just review the terms and conditions, sign here, and you'll be on your way to being the new Godzilla! 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
9778 The potential value-added proposition for our shareholders will hit the competition like a goddam meteor, let me tell tou just that; and I ain't never wrong ! 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
9779 sharks, sharks...just because we always win they call us sharks. 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
9780 I'd like you to look over this analysis, Steven, and see if you can spot any barriers to future growth. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
9781 Promise...your pool will be the LARGEST one around...for MILES! 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
9782 This time we’ve advanced to taking over human responsibilities. We’ve made it real far this time, hope we don’t get wiped out again. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
9783 The future's looking bright for us. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
9784 Us unknowing of the COVID outbreak versus The Simpsons from the 2000s 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
9785 Your hired! Just sign here. This contract is good till the end of the earth! 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
9786 Failing interview 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
9787 We're looking for someone with long-term potential to join our team. 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
9788 I know! But what are the chances that it will get me? 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
9789 And we're offering great health care and retirement benefits. 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
9790 Don't worry you're up for promotion 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
9791 Think of this time share as a lifetime of guaranteed vacations! 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
9792 Not to worry, it's no worse than a snowball 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
9793 We are heavily invested in reptilian futures 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
9794 We are projecting a banner year for our species. 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
9795 Great script, Roy. I especially like the part when the meteor falls and destroys every living thing on earth. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
9796 As I was saying, we've been around for millions of years... 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
9797 If we just stop draggin our feet we’d have a real hit on our hands and a hot new future. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
9798 Well, barring a major catastrophe, I think your future here looks very bright, Craig! 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
9799 Oh, that’s not a real window. How’d you not notice this is a ground level office? 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
9800 We invest for the long term here 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
9801 The third quarter is going to be bad, but we’re expecting incredibly strong fourth-quarter growth and next year will be phenomenal! 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
9802 Dude you should turn around .. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
9803 With this plan the only place we can go is up! 1.1667 0.07557 42 37 3 2
9804 We survived this long. Nothing can stop us now. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
9805 Yes, we males are in power on this planet too. 1.1667 0.07557 42 37 3 2
9806 The rest of your life is now ours. 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
9807 Let’s see if we can’t just scale this back. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
9808 On a scale of 1 to 10 ,with 10 being most likely do you see yourself being here in 5 years time? 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
9809 Bull Market, Bear Market. No one saw this coming!” 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
9810 Nature will hve its way. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
9811 You will be protect; barring any catastrophic events. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
9812 Well done. We did not anticipate such an impact. 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
9813 On second thoughts, I'll take the life insurance. 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
9814 We're so dominant, the sky's the limit. 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
9815 C'mon join us, we're top of the food chain, let's own this world. 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
9816 I see a bright future for you here at Mammals-B-Gone! 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
9817 Let's go back over your "Futures" portfolio... 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
9818 History will record how well evolution has served we Dinosaurs of Wall Street! We've finally beaten back those Wolf of Wall Street interlopers. Honestly and unironically? Now I can die happy . . . 1.1667 0.07557 42 37 3 2
9819 Look, this is a limited time offer! Sign in the next millennium to be the next apex predator! 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
9820 It took a hundred thousand years, but I have full confirmation! We are immune to all corona viruses! 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
9821 Thank you for signing, you are all set, but let's hope there isn't a natural disaster or act of God anytime soon though, eh?. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
9822 If I can have you support, I promise to fill the swamp again 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
9823 Gates and Fauci signing the final deal, to take control of the world! 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
9824 Good deal my friend. I fell one day we are gonna be famous! 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
9825 Here at the profitsaurus investments we absolutely guarantee a solid future. 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
9826 Nothin' can stop us now, buddy. 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
9827 We'll soon be back to normal. 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
9828 In view of the impending catastrophe I suggest you short the Triple As. 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
9829 Giant commitment? Yes perhaps it is coming towards you, but as your broker I promise this stock will only go up from here. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
9830 Our Dinosaur Bank can close the loan this week on your new Croc Burrow as long as we don't get a 2nd incoming Covid bomb. Keep your scaly toes crossed! 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
9831 This contract covers everything but a life ending act of god. 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
9832 Well Ross, I need to fire someone. 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
9833 You have nothing to fear but fear itself. 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
9834 ...and don't worry about the due date, we've got time. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
9835 Your underwater skills will be a great asset to help you survive the upcoming cuts 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
9836 Just sign here. It's not the end of the world. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
9837 It's not the greatest job in the world but there is room for growth and it won't be your last! 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
9838 You need to think outside of the extinction. 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
9839 We will be fine... just need more stimulus money 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
9840 I’m glad we wrapped this up. It’s been an eon. 1.1667 0.07557 42 37 3 2
9841 We only have temp positions open at this time. 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
9842 I've made some edits to make the story more realistic 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
9843 I’m going to need a couple minutes to think about that.” 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
9844 For not making a mistake twice, here's your "Extinction Insurance"... And God bless you! 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
9845 We're looking for someone with no concept of morality. 1.1667 0.05820 42 35 7 0
9846 Why wait? Just like that virus thing was a little flu, that asteroid thing is just a little flew. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
9847 Look, you're no spring chicken; move down to Florida and enjoy with the rest of your clan! 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
9848 Well go ahead and sign the check, what are you waiting for. 1.1667 0.06745 42 36 5 1
9849 Just sign here and it'll be all downhill! 1.1636 0.05034 55 46 9 0
9850 ...and my final question, Where do you see yourself in five years? 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
9851 Even our fine print states you’re entitled to mass extension coverage. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
9852 The resume is good but it falls short of fitting the job requirements. 1.1628 0.05696 43 36 7 0
9853 Before you sign, I have a little something under my desk I need you to take care of. 1.1594 0.04896 69 61 6 2
9854 chomp 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
9855 So Eli, tell me about your yoursel...” @fishheadsteamboat 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
9856 I think you’ll find ours is pretty comparable to your current policy. The only thing wen won’t cover is an “Act of God”. But, hey, who believes in that stuff anyway? 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
9857 We offer a competitive termination packet, so in the event you leave, we won’t have a bone to pick 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
9858 Do you like my new painting? There’s a certain something about it that I just can’t put my claw on. 1.1591 0.07229 44 39 3 2
9859 I really think your “we’re all in this together” ad concept will sell a lot of Subaru’s 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
9860 The boss said the so-called-meteor will miraculously disappear. I need my job, so I just smile and pretend I agree. Besides, what’s the worst that can happen? 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
9861 We at Scissorsaurus Lawyers beat these paper contracts every time. Nothing can beat us... 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
9862 Dooms day! Nonsense! What you need is a time share in the Everglades. Sign here. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
9863 Just sign here, and we’ll be all fi(r)/(n)e! 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
9864 I assume as a male sauropsia there won’t be any pregnancies ... haha 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
9865 Mmmmm watcha say... 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
9866 Couldn’t happen here 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
9867 Well, the good news is that you have a prenup. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
9868 I beg to disagree. It's all a hoax. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
9869 As you can see, you're even covered by an act of Godzilla. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
9870 We're calling it "Planet of the Dinosaurs" and it has a surprise ending 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
9871 I hear you've got your eye on my job. HA! 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
9872 Hi Dino can you eat fire and ball through your brains? 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
9873 Forget plastics. Go with interest rate swaps. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
9874 This deal was years in the making, but we are now the proud owners of the finest beach properties on the Yucatan Peninsula! 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
9875 We’re gonna need you to sign off on a nostril reveal. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
9876 It’s right behind me isn’t it?”...”Yep. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
9877 If this deal does not pan out, we will be skinned alive 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
9878 Of course, you'll have maintain safe-distancing--no fire-breathing within a hundred feet, no roaring at children or the elderly. It's just a standard contract. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
9879 The Investi-gator just published my paper on how the human race continues to make wishes to these dragon flames. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
9880 Just $10,000,000 and the fireproof armor suit is yours to keep! Just sign here. NOW. 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
9881 We finally got rid of that pesky scientist. Glad to have a nice YouTube sensation taking over NASA. 1.1591 0.06456 44 38 5 1
9882 You must have seen this coming, Merle--you're fired! 1.1591 0.05578 44 37 7 0
9883 Please sign this. You’re being furloughed 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
9884 yeah, you're right. Making sure we're able to maximize profits will always be the most important thing in our society, no matter what. 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
9885 It's important to hit the monthly targets. They're a matter of life and death. 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
9886 No hidden fees, you have my word..." Amelia B. Shellabarger, Goleta, C 1.1579 0.07082 38 33 4 1
9887 Extinction-schminction. Can you start right away? 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
9888 In the foreseeable future I see no downside for our investments. 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
9889 The reason why I’m leaving my current job is because I recently learned that clearly there is a glass ceiling in the animal kingdom. 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
9890 your'e out of your'e depth so sign...who's laughing now 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
9891 Soooo...maybe we should concentrate on the immediate danger present, instead of my family history. 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
9892 Fine then. Just don’t wait till I am dead. 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
9893 Yes, a 30 year mortgage is really affordable right now. 1.1579 0.05995 38 32 6 0
9894 Your expertise in water sports will be invaluable in this catastrophe. You’re hired. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
9895 Have you heard about the new 6G? 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
9896 Given the current climate, your chances of rising up the corporate ladder are very good! 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
9897 HR told me not to call this a ‘firing’ considering the state of the world right now. So let’s just call this a permanent vacation. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
9898 A couple more signatures and loan will be yours 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
9899 Your weekly space report is well done, again. But as I told you last time, people don’t want to hear these kind of news. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
9900 You agree that this contract is bulletproof, right? 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
9901 This deal is bulletproof! 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
9902 10 straight quarters of fiscal growth! Tell me again how all of this was "short sighted," Kevin. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
9903 I mean, yeah, there might be some environmental damage, but our project does create lots and lots of shareholder value! 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
9904 Your investment is safe! 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
9905 I’m sorry, but post-apocalyptic novels are a bit passé these days. I’m afraid we’re looking for something that’s ‘fresh’ and ‘authentic’. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
9906 This timeshare pitch made me want to die anyway. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
9907 I see what you’re saying, but that’s why now is actually the best time to buy. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
9908 And you will be an intern until the end of times 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
9909 I’m telling you, this deal is going to be dead simple. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
9910 Here we have a lovely timeshare, Bob. 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
9911 Real Estate in Long Island City is about to have a huge boom 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
9912 And here you’ll see our very generous benefits package. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
9913 So the contract lasts until a meteorite hits the earth, and, well, the odds of that happening are very remote... 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
9914 15 minutes to save 15%? Better make it 15 seconds 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
9915 We’ve adapted before, we’ll adapt again. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
9916 So Jones, where do you see yourself in 5 years? 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
9917 Nothing can stop us now! 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
9918 You’ve been a great strategy manager, but Dolphin from Venetian channel is coming to take your position tomorrow 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
9919 You have to do before the end!🙄 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
9920 As you can see the crash was all fake news. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
9921 Don't worry, it's legal to smoke in Oklahoma. Light your cigarette from that asteroid. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
9922 I’m sorting that as we speak... onto more pressing matters 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
9923 That meteorite looks DINO-mite! 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
9924 Let’s talk about our employee retirement plans! 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
9925 -What about insurance? -Oh yeah, don’t you worry, we have it covered 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
9926 After 1000 years of human extinction from Earth 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
9927 So I hear rates are really low now right now 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
9928 You’re hired, when can you start the job as soon as possible? 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
9929 And these payments will be in installments. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
9930 If you decide not to sign, it’s not the end of the world. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
9931 I suggest you stop planning summer vacation ...The business is up and you are needed in the office 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
9932 Listen, this might be really inappropriate but where did you get that pedicure? 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
9933 Well, you meteorite all of our requirements. Would you say you are you prone to burn outs?" 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
9934 I finally got accepted and I guess it doesn’t matter now. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
9935 Dinosaurs’ wellness businesses look promising. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
9936 So tell me Dex, do you see an end to the cult of productivity or no...? 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
9937 We probably do need to start paying attention to this virus. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
9938 I know it’s a little scary out there, but I hear you need replacements in the swamp. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
9939 Business just as usual Roy! How are the kids? 🌠 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
9940 Our company depends on young people like you. Now sign here and here. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
9941 I'm certain right now that getting business is the least of our concerns. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
9942 mammalian stocks have never been so low 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
9943 I tend to think it’s a blessing in disguise! 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
9944 Sorry Earl, your portfolio is just a tad bit too honest to match what we're looking for! 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
9945 Are you sure your job isn't becoming available anytime soon? 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
9946 Unfortunately we don’t offer life insurance in our benefits package. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
9947 So, we’ll just need to do a background check before I can offer you the job. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
9948 Like I said, we’ve already seen the stock market rebounding and we’re very confident in our performance next quarter. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
9949 The board needs to be notified, Ron. These revenue predictions could be disastrous to our firm. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
9950 You think we should have followed the warning & stayed home?" "Followed the quarantine you mean? Bah! the world's not gonna stop with a meteor strike now! 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
9951 This asteroid thing is just another pterodactyl hoax. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
9952 To be honest, the odds aren’t good. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
9953 Like I said, it’s a perfect time to buy a house. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
9954 I'm told these meteors are kind of like the ful. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
9955 Now, would be a good time to sign the policy ma’am. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
9956 I'm sorry, we can only offer you a short-term contract. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
9957 Unfortunately, given these unprecedented times, we don't need as many lizard people on our executive team, I'm afraid you'll be furloughed until further notice 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
9958 I see you have all the qualifications. When can you start? 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
9959 Listen, Bob, given the uncertainty in the market right now, we are gonna have to furlough you. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
9960 Your many years of dedication to the firm have finally paid off, Greg. This package will make you a very rich man. 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
9961 Sorry Frank, we’re trying to focus on more feel good stories right now... This ones too hard hitting. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
9962 with our new 40-year mortgage you can save 20% on your monthly payment 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
9963 ZOOM, Zooming and Zoomed! #banZoom . 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
9964 Your office has the best view of Jurassic Park. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
9965 Raw raw raw raw raw raw HR department. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
9966 your salary is paid into your current account at the end of the month 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
9967 This prenup is for your own protection 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
9968 Your life insurance policy will also cover, even after the extinction of our species. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
9969 This solar-wind energy merger is gold, Fred, pure gold! Nothing can stop our meteoric rise now! 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
9970 And the market just keeps going up! 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
9971 Sign here and you are set for life! Congratulations, Dude! 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
9972 Reading your essay was a real blast from the past! 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
9973 Great news Johnson, barring any last minute glitches I'm taking the company public next month! 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
9974 Why so glum? It’s not like you’re signing your life away. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
9975 So the insurance will kick in tomorrow? 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
9976 We guarantee annual growth of 10 per cent for the next 175 million years. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
9977 Now we just fill out the paperwork and... 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
9978 Management wants to bring in a fresh perspective to take us into a new era. Guys like me will be extinct around here before you know it! 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
9979 Or would you rather sign electronically? 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
9980 Where do you see yourself in 5 seconds? 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
9981 Heh, Heh. Extinct my foot. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
9982 Just sign this and we're good forever. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
9983 It's a disaster musical, you'll get to sing... 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
9984 Better sign now. Your old contract is about to become extinct 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
9985 Of course I don't believe that climate change talk! Why do you ask? 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
9986 I’d like to offer you a five year contract. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
9987 If you'll just sign here, the condo time share will be yours for life. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
9988 Trust me. Our Platinum Catastrophic Insurance will have you covered in any emergency situation. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
9989 You'd better have a prehistoric solution to my prehistoric take-over! 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
9990 I would like you to be aware that this is a temporary position. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
9991 Congratulations on providing for the security of your loved ones after your death! 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
9992 ‘Great, money saved and we’ll cancel this meteor protection rider’ 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
9993 No need to sign any papers. I think we will become extinct real soon. The sky is falling. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
9994 I think you’ll fine this term life insurance proposal very appealing. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
9995 Sorry, but we need someone with more experience. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
9996 Why do you want to borrow so much? You won't be able to spend it in your lifetime! 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
9997 Oh so you thought this was my last day huh? 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
9998 Man, I really wish I were in your position! You're headed for a long, secure retirement!" 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
9999 Wait, maybe I will add that extinction rider. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
10000 You have a very impressive resume...but at your age, the only thing you are qualified for is extinction 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
10001 I don't believe a word of that meteor/extinction thing. It's just another conspiracy theory. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
10002 ...and if you decide to accept our offer, can be sure of a long career and a bright future 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
10003 You have the face we need for this kind of operation. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
10004 I suggest a long- term layaway plan 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
10005 Today's investiture guarantees tomorrow. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
10006 This time, let's short the humans. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
10007 Very funny, a meteor is going to hit & all species will be killed. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
10008 Believe me, you'll be a partner in no time. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
10009 I just think our ancestors will have softer skin! 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
10010 We have some excellent property opening up at a reduced price 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
10011 Thank you, Mr. Lizard, for your praise. I am immodest enough to attribute my company's unbridled success to the attitude with which I have imbued it--one of unbridled optimism. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
10012 So, now I’ll ask you the typical interview question: where do you see yourself in the next 10 million years? 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
10013 Jim, you’re a great guy but for the last time we need meteor insurance! 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
10014 Sign here and we’ll be dead...er, done. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
10015 Business is great right now. You just never know how long the good times will last. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
10016 I'm told that this new online recipe is GREAT for dry skin. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
10017 I don't expect our meeting to be much longer... 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
10018 Of course, a multi year contract requires you make yourself available. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
10019 Sure, our firm has its challenges and enemies. But after the Cretaceous Period, everything seems easy. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
10020 Wow! What a great era in which to live. I can’t imagine what would cause it to change. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
10021 The offer is good for just 30 seconds" 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
10022 So, whatcha say? It'll be a short-term job, with not a whole lotta benefits. But you'll get lots of time off. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
10023 Yes, I understand you can go to Shark Tank for more money, but I don't think you have time for that. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
10024 We have big plans for the next million years. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
10025 Of course you need this policy. We can't live forever. Gary Stein, Silver Spring, MD 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
10026 I'd advise your adjust your investments for the long term. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
10027 Don't worry, we wouldn't ask you to sign your life away..." 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
10028 Welcome! I think you have a bright future at our company! 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
10029 Our investments plans build in protections for the risk of a new ice age. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
10030 Seriously, the whole life plan is definitely the way to go. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
10031 Hey Fred, we did a stellar job hitting our numbers for May. Let's hope there's no meteor headed toward us because we're looking at a stellar payout this quarter. Robyn Stanton, Palo Alto, CA 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
10032 Fine, end of interview. Sorry, no more dinosaurs. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
10033 Let’s take a vaping break. The real reason why dinosaurs went extinct. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
10034 Here we are ,top of the food chain and still winning. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
10035 Well, my experience has been in getting rid of sharp edges. 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
10036 So where do you see yourself in the next five millennia? 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
10037 It's time to engage in some reflection. 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
10038 Of course it covers 'acts of God,' Charlie. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
10039 My dad wants me to go into the oil business, but I told him not in a million years. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
10040 Finally, these humans are out of the way. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
10041 We hope to make some major changes .... 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
10042 Our Insurance Polices Are Guaranteed .... Believe Me Ask The Little Green Guy On TV !!!! 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
10043 Aw, it's just another of those Doomsday hoaxes. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
10044 I guess it is time to say "good-bye" 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
10045 Stegosuarus and Beelzebufo's pre-extinction job interview: "So, do you anticipate a long career with us? 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
10046 Oh, that? They say it’s going to disappear. One day it’s like a miracle - it will disappear. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
10047 We’re about to become extinct, man! Don’t look! 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
10048 The evolution will not be televised. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
10049 Comprehensive insurance at rates this low will soon be extinct.” 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
10050 And I held to get you a very long-term contract. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
10051 Stock options are a safe bet! 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
10052 The beginning of the extinction. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
10053 Here's the agenda for today's meeting. No rush to get on this. Not like it's the end of the world or anything. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
10054 You're now fully insured--even against acts of god--as long as we're around to pay out, of course. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
10055 Heck, "bulls" don't even exist yet, that's how long these "bull markets" last! 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
10056 I hate this. It looks like 9/11. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
10057 I had to cancel my weekend plans, the forecast looks crazy 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
10058 Just sign this. Working here will secure your future! 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
10059 Take my word for it, long term investments are the only way to go! 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
10060 You have just won a million dollars. If you will sign right here you will be set for life. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
10061 I have a question about the slimy previous employers who wrote those recommendation letters. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
10062 OK, Carl...if I could just get your John Henry... 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
10063 Asteroids? That conspiracy created by mammals? Why do you ask? 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
10064 Whoever said the meek shall inherit the earth was dead wrong. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
10065 Well your reports are amazing! If our rivals hear about this why you would be extinct! Sometimes my humor feels about 65 million years old. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
10066 Your loan was declined 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
10067 I think you'll like our long term pension plan. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
10068 ...and that outfit..., (sings): "Five years, my brain hurts a lot, Five years, that's all we've got. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
10069 We added a rather extraordinary clause guaranteeing you full vestment up front as a partner in the firm! 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
10070 Your portfolio is so diverse, no single event can take you out. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
10071 And if you sign here you'll be insured against anything, trust me. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
10072 and you will be pleased to know, your policy also covers extinction 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
10073 force majeure, m,a,j,e,u,r,e 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
10074 The position is only short term. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
10075 And with this policy, Steve, (may I call you Steve?), you have the peace of mind of knowing your loved will be protected. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
10076 No sooner do we get rid of then, then another huge comet zeros in. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
10077 I can assure you that you have a very bright future! 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
10078 Thank heavens,we're too big to fail. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
10079 We buy a couple more hotels and nothing stops us. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
10080 The stock market is up,regulations and taxes are almost non-existent,it is going to be a great century moving forward! We got this! 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
10081 Yeah I hear this will be bad for the economy. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
10082 You just don't fit into our long-term strategy, but here is a great package to see you through the next six months! 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
10083 I understand this will be the hottest product of our lifetime. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
10084 Your asset, safe with us. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
10085 We've been in business 300 million years, why would you need a golden parachute? 1.1500 0.07638 40 36 2 2
10086 I think that the worries about the end of the earth are just a croc. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
10087 Looks like we are 65 million years too late. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
10088 Sign here to buy your stock market futures. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
10089 I'll be honest, your credit score is disastrous, but, if you sign here, I think I can keep you from frying. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
10090 Tomorrow's fine. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
10091 So, Frank, where do you see yourself in 5 years? 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
10092 Our latest fragrance is called "Extinction". We expect it to do well. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
10093 Congratulations, I see an unlimited future for you here. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
10094 2020: the workplace accident that wasn't my fault. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
10095 We offer health, dental, and life insurance. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
10096 This contract does not allow the very unlikely possibility of a catastrophic event. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
10097 Your futures aren’t looking great. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
10098 We now also offer species insurance, but for a limited time only. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
10099 Of course, it doesn’t cover natural catastrophes. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
10100 Well we could either prepare for the worst or ensure we keep our next quarterly numbers strong - I think stakeholders will agree we made the right choice. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
10101 My plan will have us ready for any eventuality. 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
10102 The ice age cometh, and I may not survive to see you later alligator. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
10103 With the economy doing so great, I’m sure to win again! 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
10104 After this merger, things are going to be different around here. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
10105 We'll need your social security number - HAH - just kidding! That's how all this got started. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
10106 It says here you specialize in assassinations... 1.1500 0.06746 40 35 4 1
10107 Yes, at Stegosaurus Stockmarket Systems our motto is: "Meteoric Rise Together . . . Forever!" 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
10108 Believe me this merger is going to me a world changer. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
10109 The calm before the storm (visibly and financially)! 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
10110 Just stay calm. It will go away 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
10111 our AI-based predictive models are rock solid — your investments are in good hands 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
10112 So your forecast notes 180% year over year growth, but you made a disclaimer about impending doom? Let’s re-compute that multiplier 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
10113 ‘...your resume is good but I was expecting something a little meatier’ . . . 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
10114 No more comet, you may revise the draft now 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
10115 You can be rest assured that your new insurance policy covers every conceivable calamity. 1.1463 0.06590 41 36 4 1
10116 Hey man, Y2K is coming. This might be your last chance to get a good job! 1.1463 0.05589 41 35 6 0
10117 We’re offering a great deal on life insurance today! 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
10118 What existential threat, Dr. Bob? Everything is GREAT, the best. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
10119 The company just adopted policies madating employees to wash their hands frequently and not touch their faces. It's a lot more economical than letting everybody work remotely 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
10120 Whoa, you are one rude interviewee! 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
10121 We can’t let this liberal hoax about an “asteroid” affect our bottom line. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
10122 I’m afraid Force Majeure doesn’t apply :) 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
10123 You’re not old enough to work here. 😏 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
10124 Look at this guy! ...and he thinks he's powerful 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
10125 Those who work in glass offices should not throw asteroids, am I right? 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
10126 The good news is that this plan covers meteor damage. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
10127 Are the meatballs a’spicy? VERY! Can they’a fly? Not that I’m aware of.. Anyway theres’a plenty of places to eat in the neighborhood, welcome aboard” 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
10128 Why wait? This offer won’t be here forever! 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
10129 While the pay may not be what you were expecting, we do believe the benefits truly are an investment in your future. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
10130 Like I said, the market is HOT right now! 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
10131 What are we going to do about this climate change theory? Do you think we should start believing in it now?” “No, let’s just wait until it all blows over. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
10132 So, Mr. Rex, you were talking about the impact of unprecedented events to the ecology and economy 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
10133 It's one meteor coming in from outer space. We have it under control. It's going to be just fine... 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
10134 How much of experience do you have for this post?" "A lot, but maybe it's gonna be of no use sir! 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
10135 Stay on script. Voting is the means to creating a just society. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
10136 Why show I be hired? Hmm... because I’ll soon be extinct just like you!, replied Mr. Croc to Sir Dino 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
10137 Don't you think this would be a perfect fossilization posture? Give the next generation a glimpse of our organizational culture ehh? Now say "cheese". 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
10138 8% guaranteed annual return - what could possibly go wrong?! 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
10139 Evolving as a company after what happened was hard. Sure. But nothing like that can happen again. We’re in a great market space. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
10140 Time to shed that skin! All those years of struggle, sacrifice and debt are finally over, dear. You’ve been cast as Gordon Gecko in the new re-make of the Hollywood classic “Street Wall” nothing in the world can stop you now! 1.1351 0.07905 37 34 1 2
10141 CONGRATULATIONS ON BECOMING A FIRST TIME CAVE OWNER! AS WE SAID, YOU PICKED A GREAT TIME TO BUY WHILE THE MARKET IS DOWN." . . . 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
10142 It's time to open up our business, those are fake news. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
10143 Bring me sunshine bring me joy. Will you just take the time to be serious for once in your life. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
10144 It is written .......... (2020 looks interesting) 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
10145 So we are introducing a new health care plan where you can pay through 4000 hours of servitude a year, to your pick of our corporate partners! 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
10146 Right to left: America, Doctor Anthony Fauci, Coronavirus. (Sry to make it political i couldn’t pass it up lol.) 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
10147 Sir I am so happy I am hired, I could die! 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
10148 Do you see yourself stepping up into my position if for some reason it became available? 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
10149 Live like there is no tomorrow, John. Sign the contract. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
10150 Looks like you’ve got all the right scales - you’re hired! 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
10151 Do you have any questions for us? - Yes, does your company offer life insurance? 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
10152 I just need one last signature from you and then your life insurance policy will be effective starting tomorrow. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
10153 Good afternoon John, here is to inform you are on furlough. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
10154 For some reason there were all these posts about banana bread 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
10155 i understand there is a surprise coming that was sent 50 thousand years ago. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
10156 Just two more questions. How are you at coping with the unexpected? And, Where do you see yourself being in ten years? 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
10157 Just one more thing: the Act of God clause that says we don’t have to pay out in case of... 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
10158 Your resume is quite impressive, but I don't think you're a good fit for the long term vision of our firm. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
10159 The article should be about our complete dominance over the planet and the end of history. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
10160 I think you will fit very well in our refrigeration division. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
10161 Go ahead, sign it. What could possibly happen? 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
10162 Let’s not worry about a black swan event. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
10163 Just sign here, and in the next era, you get to rule the world! 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
10164 Just sign already and stop acting like it's the end of the world... 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
10165 How to cool around a heat wave 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
10166 Yeah, that's what they all say. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
10167 So that's what I have for your long term portfolio. Say, is that a meteor over my shoulder? 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
10168 I guarantee you, signing this won't be the end of your career. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
10169 My signature will now seal the deal! 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
10170 Now that we’re back in power, what are the chances of an asteroid striking again? Slim to none, of course! 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
10171 No, we won't need to rent tents, the weather forecast is perfect for the next few days... 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
10172 Of course we know there will be a downturn eventually, but triceratops markets don't die of old age. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
10173 Where do you see yourself five years down the road? 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
10174 Alright, so the term of this loan is for one second.. payable back in the next.. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
10175 All new customers are asked to sign this waiver absolving our company from any liability in the unlikely case any of your descendants turn into chickens. 1.1351 0.07905 37 34 1 2
10176 The stock market is hot, the economy is on fire and the future is bright. I think we can retire today if we want. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
10177 As long as the music is playing, you’ve got to get up and dance; we’re still dancing. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
10178 Long-term contract, or a short-term one? 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
10179 We are rapidly expanding and hiring like crazy. The market truly is on fire. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
10180 At 5 pm today, the governor is lifting the lockdown. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
10181 But that’s a way of saying it, positively toward the negative. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
10182 We can’t lose, this contract is bulletproof! 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
10183 You know, it's nice. I'm finally feeling like I can handle things around here. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
10184 Keep telling me 'Primate Lives Matter' all you want; they'll find these assets over my dead body. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
10185 You know Meg Ryan? I fucked her maid. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
10186 Why yes, your life insurance policy covers natural disasters. Why do you ask? 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
10187 Always expect the unexpected would be a good Insurance Company motto. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
10188 THAT'S THE BOYS' RETURNING FROM THEIR "TAILS OF TWO PLANETS", BOOK PROMOTION. WE'LL SEE THEM LATER, ALLIGATOR. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
10189 We pay scale here, barring some natural disaster. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
10190 This policy covers just about anything you can think of. Well no, meteor strikes are not covered. Why do you ask? 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
10191 These financials are the worst thing I've ever seen! 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
10192 We have a bright future. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
10193 This life insurance is full coverage, except if there’s a rare cataclysmic event, like an asteroid hitting earth 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
10194 It used to be all the news that's fit to print. Then it became all the news that can entertain you. Now it's all the news that will scare you out of your wits. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
10195 ...and it pays Double Indemnity in the event of an asteroid hitting earth! 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
10196 Great! So just sign here and the estate is yours for the next 100,000 years. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
10197 What is the impact factor of this journal? 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
10198 No, I never worry about a fat tail— 1.1351 0.07905 37 34 1 2
10199 Move Your Head Down! 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
10200 We'll be around for a long time so this is a good place to work. 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
10201 Proto Chicken Biggles tells me that's all Fake News. 1.1351 0.07905 37 34 1 2
10202 Any day now, we'll be back in the black! 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
10203 I feel so much better knowing you have my back. 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
10204 ...and of course our Fine-Feathered Friends will be excluded from our proposed Paradigm Shift! 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
10205 Hope I meteor deadline! Later gator! 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
10206 Robinson congrats you made it - guess old dinosaurs like us do get to retire... what could possibly go wrong now? 1.1351 0.06891 37 33 3 1
10207 We need the next generation to rise! 1.1351 0.05698 37 32 5 0
10208 Congratulations, you are chosen...your ability to shed crocodile tears stands the test of time and evolution...you are indeed the 'natural selection'! 1.1351 0.07905 37 34 1 2
10209 I 'm sorry to say that we 'll have to let you go John, but no need to worry. Rest assured you do have a very bright future ahead of you! 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
10210 No, wait. They’re going to set the closest IceWing’s head on fire. Winter, I hope your skull is as thick as it looks" 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
10211 So this week to impact future sales 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
10212 Listen, if this assignment is the hardest thing you’re facing all week, I’d say you’re doing pretty well for yourself. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
10213 Well, finally your loan has been approved, just sign here 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
10214 Yes, we don’t include health insurance, but there are many other benefits like free coffee and holiday office parties. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
10215 If you sign fast, you will die having the job you always dreamed of" 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
10216 Look at the bright side - a changing ecosystem will open up new venues for growth and expansion 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
10217 I'm sorry, but we want a team player who'll fit seamlessly into the existing industry structure. You're more the lone-wolf survivor type aren't you? 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
10218 The wages aren’t great, but you can’t beat the job security. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
10219 Don’t worry, I’ve got some work experience with this one. Not my first rodeo. Anyway, when can you start? 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
10220 I guess we should have listened to the sciensauruses. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
10221 There is really not much left to do to our skins after all the scrubbing & disinfecting for two whole years. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
10222 If you sign here, I can guarantee a meteoric rise in your investment! 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
10223 It's possible there will be some deaths because you won't be locked into an apartment or house or whatever it is, but it’s ok we’re going to practice safe meteor distancing 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
10224 Remember Adele's Skyfall, no ? We'll turn around watch the Final Countdown 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
10225 Just one last question for you Jim: where do you see yourself in the next 5 seconds? 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
10226 But what about the economy? 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
10227 why yes i would love to give you a big raise 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
10228 2020 is going to be our best year ever. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
10229 As you might know, this is a dinosaour's world and has been like that for over a 100 million years! What is it that makes you think as a reptile, you will 'survive' in this very competitive dino eat dino world? 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
10230 Times are changing, and I'm sorry to say your role has been made redundant. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
10231 now people is actually inside their homes, they noticed it’s not as comfy and practical as they thought” -me, watching fedex, ups, dhl, amazon delivering all types of furniture and kitchen appliances at the building I work 🤦🏻‍♀ 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
10232 Our Spike Beauty Salon is open with reduced hours and here is the updated subscription contract. What can I do for you today? Acne treatment? 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
10233 The sky is the limit! 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
10234 It'll never happen. Sign here. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
10235 I can see that you'll do well here. CEO in no time. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
10236 Our growth plan is to invest in employees who work from home. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
10237 And get this, bubbeleh....I got you a very favorable clause in case any pandemic hits. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
10238 You seem qualified for the job, but what are your chances of survival" 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
10239 You never know what could happen but these documents have you covered. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
10240 I’ll give you a minute to read it over before you sign 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
10241 So last year 37,000 dinosaurs died from the common Flu. It averages between 27,000 and 70,000 per year. Nothing is shut down,life & the economy go on. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
10242 You'll see that this is a meatier contract... 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
10243 No rush. Just sign this Will & Trust document when you have time. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
10244 Not to worry, the only thing that could prevent a payout from your insurance policy is that we all go extinct. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
10245 Now tell me, where do you see yourself in the next year? 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
10246 It is clearly stated in our policy we are covered for damages caused by asteroids. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
10247 The offer is tempting, but I have a feeling this market's gonna be extinct pretty soon 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
10248 Since you’re one of US, there’s no need for a background check. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
10249 Me at my last performance evaluation... Karma is no joke :-) 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
10250 Now that we’re all powerful, let’s wreck the place! 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
10251 Force majeure" is just insurance company lingo for "ain't gonna happen. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
10252 Better sign this insurance policy QUICK...That meteor is headed straight for your Volkswagen! 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
10253 Strike me dead if I'm wrong, but you seem to be the exactly right one for the job! 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
10254 Look you can try to take the credit but remember I'm the one who sent the metor. -C.V 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
10255 Nah, I wouldn't worry about signing that page. We here at the company jokingly call it the 'Ellie Ryder'- in reality its the E.L.E. rider, which supposes . . . 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
10256 Good news. We’re promoting you. Staff with your skills are almost extinct! 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
10257 Sorry, I need more than five seconds to think about a life insurance policy! 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
10258 No to your takeover offer. That's my final word. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
10259 And he wasn’t even wearing a mask! 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
10260 Tell me where you see yourself in five years. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
10261 Think of this as an opportunity to demonstrate some loyalty to the company. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
10262 The force majeure clause? Why yes, it’s right here. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
10263 It's called... "The Aristocrats"! 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
10264 We'll be around for a million years. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
10265 Don’t worry, we’ve extended your health insurance through the Cretaceous period. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
10266 Your portfolio looks great! It would take a meteor crashing into earth to ruin it. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
10267 God forbid they should ever need it, but you're doing the right thing by your brood, having this little life insurance policy in place. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
10268 Of course the corporate tax cuts are sustainable. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
10269 This is the end. My only friend, the end. 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
10270 don't believe the fake news about this silly crisis 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
10271 Quit worrying. It's not as though we're doomed. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
10272 However I do not foresee, as you say, a bright career selling dog food with us, in you future. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
10273 The only thing this policy doesn't cover is extinction. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
10274 It says here that you cut your teeth on Wall Street 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
10275 Your rise has been literally meteoric. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
10276 I've invented something I call TikTok 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
10277 What’s your opinion on Gator war fair? 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
10278 The current climate suggests now is the perfect time to buy life insurance 1.1316 0.06716 38 34 3 1
10279 I hope I go extinct, before some monkey is in charge. 1.1316 0.05557 38 33 5 0
10280 I'm not signing! Who needs life insurance when we're about to be exterminated 1.1296 0.05318 54 48 5 1
10281 The insurance plan isn't ptero-ble, but the pension plan is dino-mite! 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
10282 Welcome! I'm sure you'll have a blast working here. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
10283 I tell her baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby. I'm a fireball. 🔥🔥🔥 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
10284 Me underground? So I ate him. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
10285 This is going to be a key part of our 5 year plan 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
10286 Yes, I agree, the economy is the most important thing 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
10287 From one dinosaur to the next, it’s a dead end job. When can you start? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
10288 I’m-ageddon hungry! What’s for lunch!? 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
10289 The market has been very buoyant, you don't want to miss out while the getting is good 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
10290 It’s a buyers market 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
10291 The point is, who will take care of the economy? You know. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
10292 So we can absolutely indemnify you for a premium on total apocalypse 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
10293 I’m confident that I’ll be remembered for my track record of consistently quarterly performance 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
10294 Can you see the fireball behind me in the picture ? It reminds me of "Chicago fireball". 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
10295 I’m highly adaptable. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
10296 Look, I know Life Insurance may seem expensive, but your kids will be taken care of... 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
10297 I am afraid you don’t seem to have... let me put it nicely... “the survival fit”. We just don’t see you thriving in our company’s ultra competitive environment... 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
10298 I can guarantee the safety of your return 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
10299 Don’t be silly. The earthlings will never return. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
10300 Wow, 37 million years survival experience! We can use you on our team! 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
10301 Sign here and your life insurance will stop covering you 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
10302 Well, your policy is ready to sign, and on behalf of Cretaceous Life and Casu... 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
10303 Jensen,you've got a bright future here,my boy! 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
10304 I appreciate your suggestions. But our model has worked just fine for ages. No need to fix what ain't broke. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
10305 Someday you'll have my job. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
10306 The rumors of dinosaur extinction are just more fake news. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
10307 Just sign so that you can find out what is in it. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
10308 Extinct, schmink. What? You think the sky is going to fall in ? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
10309 On the bright side, profits should be up in Quarter 4 after the meteor hits. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
10310 Write yours decisions for the year ! 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
10311 Absolutely it's a lifetime deal, in writing! 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
10312 Now why did you scale back on your travel expense forms? 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
10313 The good news? All work will resume once we determine the economic toll this disaster will have on our daily operations. 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
10314 This time it's the humans who will be wiped out! 1.1282 0.05423 39 34 5 0
10315 The plan's all set. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
10316 Your about to sign off on an end to a terrible reign. 1.1282 0.06550 39 35 3 1
10317 Everyday I asked myself “what chapter am I on? Are we in the last act yet?” Only to realized this is not young adult dystopian novel 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
10318 Sign here for insurance after the asteroid hits! 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
10319 Interior crocodile alligator? Why on earth would I drive a Chevrolet movie theater Sam? I don't understand 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
10320 We hate losing you, Fred, but this company simply cannot tolerate turning your back on an imminent crisis. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
10321 Yessss, it was very shrewd to lay low until the media frenzy died down. Now if you'll just sign here you'll be all set up to receive your first installment payment...and congratulations once again for winning the CRETACEOUS-MILLIONS jackpot! 1.1250 0.06393 40 36 3 1
10322 The good news is that your job will last until mine is extinct 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
10323 I think you should diversify by investing in a few hundred of those new little fury creatures that don't lay eggs. 1.1250 0.05296 40 35 5 0
10324 Our company prides itself on longevity, Darwin. Tell me - do you believe in fake news? 1.1220 0.06242 41 37 3 1
10325 I assure you, not only will we come back to an upgraded version of this place, we will also have an unlimited supply of food... We just have to make sure we disinfect it and heat it first... 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
10326 Hissssssss. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
10327 Why do you think you’re suited for this position?” “I can be extremely calm and composed, even in high-pressure crisis. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
10328 ‘Stop exaggerating John.. I wouldn’t really say having a face-to-face meeting without masks is exactly the end of the world..’ 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
10329 History repeats itself 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
10330 I am still not ready to go back to the Earth. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
10331 How do we survive recession post Covid-19?" "Fire away! 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
10332 2008’s gonna be a great time to finance your home, I tell ya! 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
10333 So, tell me more about this Pandemic experience in 2033 and how did you overcome COVID-67A, and COVID-XX? 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
10334 Bill, that big promotion is finally here. And now you're fired. Oh, and we're blaming you for the meteor. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
10335 Congratulations, Madam President. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
10336 The boss called us Evolutionary Techies! Google that and see what's coming in our future.” 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
10337 Headline: first time for lizard/frog partnership 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
10338 Crisis? It's the same as a shooting star. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
10339 I think this time we may have to start over. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
10340 Initial here to decline the catastrophic coverage, and ... you are one well-insured theropod. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
10341 This policy also covers asteroid damage, which, you know, very rarely happens. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
10342 You just can't afford not to have an adequate flood insurance policy. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
10343 I wouldn't call it a bear market. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
10344 This is a long-term contract. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
10345 There's been a slight downturn this Cretaceous, but we're expecting a V-shaped recovery. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
10346 When I grow up i want to be a dinosaur boss 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
10347 Our projections show a very significant growth over the next 12 months 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
10348 Trust me Leon, this is only null and void in the event of an act of God or natural disaster. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
10349 Glad you came on board." " Now go and make a splash and don't hang out in the weeds. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
10350 With you on our team, we have a long and bright future here. 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
10351 I’m telling you - it’s just the flu! 1.1143 0.05456 35 31 4 0
10352 I know you're worried about the asteroid so we're giving you 1200 dollars. 1.1143 0.06825 35 32 2 1
10353 She told me to take the deal and I said, over my dead body! 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
10354 Profits are up 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
10355 Congratulations - it is DC - no drainage 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
10356 - ...so, stay cold-blooded Lyle. For now, if not forever. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
10357 Listen Chuck, we’re gonna half to let you go. This is a family network and we can’t have you going on air and inciting a panic. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
10358 Congratulations. You won #MyOldYorkerCaption. Yeah, don't get why "old" neither. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
10359 Of course the second comes right as we start running things... 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
10360 Don’t worry about your 401k. ‘Fox and Friends’ told me this morning that DOW futures are WAY UP! 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
10361 Great! Again. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
10362 Profits are at an all-time high, we're seeing record productivity levels and our shareholders are seeing dividends like never before. Those pesky 'the world is ending' protesters are the only thing in our way and they're like ants we'll just brush aside like last time. Brenda! Bring in the champagne! 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
10363 Where did you say you sourced the iridium from? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
10364 Jim: have you been playing Apocalypse Bingo? Bob: Yea, I got everything but the asteroid. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
10365 And in 5 years, you’ll vest in the retirement plan. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
10366 Ok you are hired you make $500,000 a day and-ahhhhhhhhhhh” The worst part was he did not get payed 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
10367 Just sign here any you'll be set for the rest of your life. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
10368 “Our future or our past.....you sign on the dotted line.” 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
10369 If this meeting was an email I'd be in my asteroid shelter right now. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
10370 Look, Larry, this deal is rock solid. Anything short of the end of civilization as we know it, and we are both rich on this one. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
10371 So, I told this Me Too chick that she could file complaints about us guys acting like dinosaurs & lounge lizards all she wanted but nothing is going to change overnight, especially not in my lifetime...... 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
10372 Jerry prattled on and on, while Carol struggled to keep her eyes open. This little fuck-sack didn’t know dick about her investment portfolio. She felt pity for the floating eyeball doomed to forever watch over him, hovering just outside his window… 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
10373 Yes, you have the required number of fingers and toes, but you must also write a haiku on the topic of The Rule Of Three. 1.1111 0.06640 36 33 2 1
10374 Manicure or Pedicure or Both? 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
10375 Our company is thriving and we see no end in sight. 1.1111 0.05312 36 32 4 0
10376 Well Bob, after 40 Million years, we finally decided to promote you. Congratulation, you start tomorow! 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
10377 And you’ll see we have the most generous benefits package of the entire Cretaceous period. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
10378 My horoscope? No, I didn't read any horoscope - those things are just a gimmick. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
10379 You can relax. This comprehensive policy covers you for just about anything. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
10380 Just sign here and I will have your check sent right up 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
10381 I think we’ll be a big hit at the Halloween party, and we can claim the cost of these costumes as a business deduction. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
10382 Don't worry. It's coming from China, and when it gets close, it will miraculously disappear." 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
10383 No, no, you can't listen to those doom-and-gloom prognosticators, with their "science" and their "facts"--this is the perfect investment for long-term growth! 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
10384 By April, this is all, it’s going to, magically, disappear. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
10385 Tails, I win! 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
10386 I just booked a trip where we can spend an entire 10 days lying on rocks in the sun! 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
10387 And there we go. Once we file these we will have domination over the entire planet. 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
10388 Can you give me an example of how your management skills, as you say here, "shine during times of crisis"? 1.0938 0.06897 32 30 1 1
10389 Everyone needs financial planning and that includes alligators. 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
10390 New York has already been eaten how about Poughkeepsie? 1.0938 0.05235 32 29 3 0
10391 You can’t lose! The contract is only void if there’s an act of god. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
10392 Who else high af rn 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
10393 Beautiful weather we’re having 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
10394 Some people like cupcakes, I for one, prefer muffins" F. Zapp 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
10395 Welcome, as you know this firm has a long proud history, you can have a bright future here. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
10396 After quarantine when neither your boss or you have shaved, showered, or changed out of your favorite onesie. 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
10397 Jenny, thanks for taking on board the feedback for last year’s costume party fiasco. I think we are going to have a blast this time. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
10398 Just sign over your life rights to the economy here 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
10399 Sign here! Your disaster insurance starts tomorrow. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
10400 Are we just going to keep the economy closed forever? 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
10401 It's time to reopen our city. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
10402 Don't worry about the window, it's just a ultra HD TV screen with on of our dooms day project intro. Now tell me, you are here for them swamp monster role? 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
10403 I still believe the president that the flu is worse.. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
10404 I got the best streamers for your retirement party today! 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
10405 Ok. Now about the asteroid 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
10406 They recommend to be positive at job interview, maybe they are filming science fiction 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
10407 While this is a tough time to be fired, I can assure you that $1000 cheque from the government will keep your head above creek water till that asteroid hits. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
10408 You have a bright future ahead of you.. now please smile.. mr crocodile 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
10409 Don't worry. It's just another an asteroid. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
10410 You look oddly confident but I promise you, sir, we just don’t have the need for any pane glass window specialists at this time... 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
10411 Can I interest you in an extended warranty? 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
10412 Soar, your dino-mite might-tear me, but me-tear the city for you. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
10413 -It looks like you can do so much for the company -Yes, but for how long? 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
10414 Holly s**t! Are those child dinosaurs in an office building playing to be adult business-women dinosaurs? Where am I landing? 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
10415 : ‘ 5...4...3...2...1... guess I’m not retrenched after all.’ 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
10416 Welcome aboard, it truly is a once in a lifetime opportunity. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
10417 So the project plan looks promising. We have a convincing future! 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
10418 Our all inclusive package covers all manner of unfortunate work incidents 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
10419 As it was in the beginning, so it shall be in the end. (Asteroids!) 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
10420 Due to the possible close proximity of Meteor Shower, we have a special on Cryonics. 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
10421 So I’m glad you joined the meteor party 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
10422 ‘Tell me more about mastering intersubjectivity at Webcam University.’ 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
10423 Although I never saurus moving to Hollywood, we have better prospects in show business. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
10424 Life offers no guarantees,but this deal will you a very rich reptile. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
10425 Don’t forget, this is an at-will position ... you can be terminated at any time. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
10426 Just sign and date here and your new Insurance policy will be implemented immediately. Congratulations! 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
10427 Trust me, you're going to be glad you're maxing out your 401k. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
10428 You said the insurance goes into effect immediately? And it covers comets? 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
10429 So! Starting Monday you’ll be a full partner, barring...heh heh...unforeseen circumstances. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
10430 ... with these qualifications, in a post-meteor economy? 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
10431 Sign on the bottom line. You never know what tomorrow will bring. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
10432 Now Mr Rex, with that nasty virus now behind us, this is a very wise purchase. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
10433 Please don't worry,it's just a little flu. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
10434 It's the opportunity of a lifetime. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
10435 It's cool. See? We're too big to fail! 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
10436 Now if you will just sign here to decline natural disaster coverage we can wrap up this insurance policy Mr. Jones 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
10437 Sorry to let you go, Bob. But this company needs a good shaking up. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
10438 Thank you Rex, you’ll be pleased to know your new life cover is from midnight tonight. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
10439 Well, yes, it IS a high interest rate, but remember, this is a VERY short-term loan. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
10440 D Does it cover natural disasters? 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
10441 I'm tellin' ya Sid, I feel like I've finally arrived! 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
10442 Harry, sign right here buddy. All your dreams are about to come true in ways you can’t even imagine! 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
10443 We are all alike under the skin. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
10444 Welcome to Forever Inc. Now let’s discuss your Pension entitlement. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
10445 Don't believe what they're saying. The meteor is a total hoax. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
10446 Does this insurance policy include a catastrophic event clause? 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
10447 And that's my plan for total world domination! 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
10448 I’m glad you’ve learned to think long term. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
10449 I'm Sorry Jerry. Nothing lasts forever. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
10450 This is a long term insurance policy. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
10451 Our company is trying to scale-up. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
10452 Don't worry, it will go away - like a miracle. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
10453 We wanted to give you a raise for all your hard work before the world ends... 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
10454 And it comes with a lifetime guarantee! 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
10455 I know the markets have been volatile, but all I can see are good things happening moving forward. 1.0909 0.06691 33 31 1 1
10456 Are you ready to sign for your increased life insurance policy? Your wife called me to persuade you to do so, just in case! 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
10457 No sweat, you're insured for everything from Covid 19 to mass extinction 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
10458 You‘re right Rex, if it’s written in the fine print it can’t be good. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
10459 I think we’re going to make a killing. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
10460 We’ve got a long term plan that will keep us going till the end of ages! 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
10461 So you did notice the rest of the family is on the meteorite. Now are you prepared to put your claw on the dotted line? 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
10462 We almost made it thru rigged capitalism, now what are the odds of getting wiped out by a comet? 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
10463 YOLO! You never know, y'know? 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
10464 Yep, we're thinking of scaling up. Things are good! 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
10465 Since we'll all be toast in a minute I'm not going to sign your performance evaluation. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
10466 Curse or no curse the job is yours 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
10467 Oh well, it was fun while it lasted.” Don Dechman, Austin T 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
10468 Everything looks in order. I think you've got a bright future with us. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
10469 Hey baybee, you ain't seen nuthin' yet! 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
10470 Barring any unforeseen issues, I think you will have a great future with our firm 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
10471 Hello Alligator , I don't think this interview will take long . Too long Crock . 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
10472 I assure you, the insurance policy is quite extensive 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
10473 Sign here and I will forgive you and you are free to go. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
10474 You think that's something? It's nothing! All under control." --Comical Ali Gato 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
10475 Getting let go is not the worse thing that can happen. I mean it's not like a comet hitting and wiping everything out. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
10476 Barring any unforeseen circumstances, you can start on Monday. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
10477 Looks like it's going to get hot in there soon 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
10478 I dino what to tell you. These rates won't last long. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
10479 Sign! Before we become extinct! What are you worried about? We cannot lose! 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
10480 We got the crisis planning contract! 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
10481 Crazy weather we’re having 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
10482 Well Steve, now that you’ve completed the transmogrification you can finally start working here in Hollywood 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
10483 This will improve your life drastically Bob. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
10484 Mr. Raptor, you'll be pleased to hear that you have just been approved for a 40-year mortgage! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
10485 Where do you see yourself 65 million years from now? 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
10486 zi senti che dici andiamo al bowling di merate stas? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
10487 So it says here that you’re an expert in scale-ability? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
10488 We think you’re the perfect candidate to push the reptilian agenda before it’s too late 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
10489 You will fit right in as President Trump’s new press secretary. Welcome onboard! 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
10490 Don’t be shortsighted. It’s the subsequent climate disruption you need worry about. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
10491 Yes, the job is still available? Why wouldn't-? ...I have no idea what you're talking about sir, it's business as usual here. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
10492 our time has come... 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
10493 Johnson, I’ve called you in here because frankly, you’ve been slacking off like it’s the End Times. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
10494 'Trust me, if using public restrooms were risky, God would have told us by now' 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
10495 Here is the stress test outcome, we are covered. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
10496 Thanks for coming in today . . . . In these uncertain times, I am afraid your internship has been cancelled. But I’d like to keep your resume on file, in case something comes up in the Fall!! Enjoy your Summer!! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
10497 Now as long as you’re not one of those “asteroid’s can hit at any time” people, you got yourself a job. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
10498 I don't know if I should be impressed or concerned that this is where you want to be right now. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
10499 So, I’d recommend expanding your portfolio to include the latest car wax. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
10500 Well, that’s all I have to say about your life insurance policy. Do you have any questions before you sign? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
10501 It's probably a moot issue anyway. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
10502 '"I think you'll find these 30yr. loan rates acceptable." 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
10503 Contractually speaking, I think "impossibility of performance" may be your best defense. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
10504 These rates won’t last. I need your answer now. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
10505 And you can exercise these stock options as soon as one year from today. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
10506 Eventually we will be doomed. 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
10507 Hey, whadya mean the extended warranty won't be necessary? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
10508 Just sign here and we will onboard you as soon as you are reincarnated. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
10509 And for my last question, where do you see yourself in five years? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
10510 No rush, take your time and read it over. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
10511 Yes, the a meteor took out the dinosaurs. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
10512 Meteor, Schmeteor! Now's a great time to invest in mammal farms. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
10513 And this clause helps you get around the Rile Against Perpetuities 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
10514 The future is always uncertain so I refuse to wear a mask! 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
10515 Just hold on for the long haul. That's my advice. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
10516 We plan to be back in the office relatively soon. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
10517 Ed, with this stock offering we are taking this company to a place that I like to call, ‘recession-proof.’” 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
10518 I’ll just need your signature on this life insurance policy and your family will be protected Mr Saurus. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
10519 Empty the swamp" ? Hell it sure feels like we're in like Flynn 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
10520 He signed the contract...the future is set in stone. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
10521 Your analysis shows a slight probability of failure. That's about as likely as a comet hitting the earth. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
10522 Our performance PPO protects up to 50 eggs, in the event of any catastrophe. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
10523 What do you want to be doing five years from now? 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
10524 Let's talk business disruption. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
10525 Don't get all existential on me, Phil. We've been selling simple household appliances made from other, smaller dinosaurs since the late Triassic. And I'll be damned if some pterodactyl BITCH telling stories to the press is going to put a stop to it. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
10526 After the asteroid hits, we mutate into a virus and kill whatever humans are left. Got it! 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
10527 Don't worry about that. This is 68 millions years BC. We're not expecting the fatal asteroid before another 3 million years. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
10528 Before the Evolution, the Pigs called the shots... 1.0882 0.06496 34 32 1 1
10529 If we had worn masks we might still be around 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
10530 My dream job is to be a meteorologist, but I don't know if it'll work out; I'm not very good at predicting the weather. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
10531 Congratulations! You are now the new owner of Cretaceous Acres. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
10532 We're glad you're here things are about to blow up. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
10533 The end of the louge lizard era explained 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
10534 For only the price of dinner for two, we’ll even cover you for extinction level events. Ignore that space rock. There seem to be a lot of them lately. Just sign on the line. 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
10535 Let's go over the policy exclusions... 1.0882 0.04937 34 31 3 0
10536 so will we be seeing you soon or in a while 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
10537 Right here with us you’ll become a highly valuable resource for years to come. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
10538 Buying a timeshare here in Cancun is the best investment you can ever make. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
10539 Well, it's looking like we have finally regained domination of Earth. 1.0857 0.06313 35 33 1 1
10540 If you didn't have such a weak spine, you could have sold your shares in time, too. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
10541 Don't worry. Signing on with us won't be the end of the world. 1.0857 0.04801 35 32 3 0
10542 We had to let the last person go largely due to their attitude... anyway, your role in PR is quite simple. We’ll tell you exactly what to say. 1.0833 0.04672 36 33 3 0
10543 I can’t give you a raise, but I can give you something better: an exclusive look at the first two pages of my list of celebrities I’d like to sleep with. 1.0833 0.06140 36 34 1 1
10544 Yes, this is the best I mean really really top drawer totally a win, I mean, the absolute biggest winning campaign in history. And I, Rudy, am goin’ to make it happen for you yet again, Mr. President...” 1.0833 0.06140 36 34 1 1
10545 They predicted a “weather event” called Trump-but what’s the worst that could happen? 1.0833 0.06140 36 34 1 1
10546 Wining the hot wings contest dos qualified you to be godzila , sorry . 1.0833 0.06140 36 34 1 1
10547 Oh, the ‘In the event of Extinction’ clause? That’s just a legal thing we’re required to include - you know how it goes 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
10548 Here’s the latest stimulus check proposal. Meanwhile ... climate change ....... 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
10549 you’re fired! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
10550 I strongly recommend joining our employee benefits plan 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
10551 I need that meteor mitigation plan by lunch. It’s the new normal Carl 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
10552 I’m just trying to get away from my children 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
10553 So, how much did you say that bunker was? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
10554 Well Fred, we’re super excited about the vaccine your team came up with! I’m sure the wife and kids are dying to go somewhere hot. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
10555 Your prospects with our company are excellent. You’ll be management in no time. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
10556 I say cut back on meteor insurance. Haven’t needed it yet! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
10557 This position is essential for the future of this company 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
10558 That’s right Bob - you’ll triple your investment with no risk. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
10559 Sign here and we will hire you again when all this has passed 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
10560 So, where do you see yourself in the next ten years? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
10561 And your retirement match is vested after three years. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
10562 Don't worry about the future with the Billion Dollar life insurance you just got... Just sign here! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
10563 Executive offices get the meteor resistance windows. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
10564 Our product will lead the market of South Pangea by the end of this year. Unless we get hit by a meteor or smth ha-ha 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
10565 Our 10 year extended warranty is the best there is...it protects you against—well, pretty much anything that could possibly go wrong. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
10566 Crash of 19291929 BC 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
10567 You see, Mr. Gecko, it’s time to review the policy for coverages and exclusions pertaining to acts of God. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
10568 Wise you chose the blue pill... welcome to bliss forever! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
10569 Now that humans are out of sight, I don't think unemployability should of concern 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
10570 I think this is the start of a beautiful partnership 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
10571 Just a signature here and you’ll kickstart your career!”. It even rhymes hah 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
10572 so you can terrorize humans by infiltrating them? With this "Facebook" thing? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
10573 We are doing alright", says the crocodile, just then the building collapses 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
10574 On your resume it says “slippery” that’s a great trait to have tell me more about it. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
10575 And your ability to manage a robust pipeline of disruptive innovation that drives incremental and profitable growth… 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
10576 Don't think of it as getting fired, we prefer 'voluntary redundancy due to the humans messing it up themselves' 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
10577 So finally earth understood old is gold!! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
10578 Remind me again what’s covered under our health plan. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
10579 Pee pee poo poo #mynewyorkercousin 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
10580 Enjoy your vacation! Hope you have nice weather at the beach! 1.0690 0.06897 29 28 0 1
10581 I like your conspiracy theories, Bob. I do. But don't you think "The Martians are hurling rocks at us." is a bit much? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
10582 Hey Willie take a look at that flying flaming eyeball! Don't call me that BRAD. My name is William. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
10583 Just to review...death due to self-inflicted injuries or hazardous activities, unless covered by a rider, are not settled by this policy... 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
10584 Well Mr. Cretaceous, barring any unforeseen circumstances, this financial plan should provide for your security for many years to come. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
10585 I ca can tell you this, if this BABY is a hit, we're in for the long run " 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
10586 This life insurance is effective tomorrow. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
10587 No, this position does not offer species extinction insurance. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
10588 Sign here in case of a large-scale disaster. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
10589 You haven’t changed in a million years. What could change that? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
10590 Sign here, I feel you are ready for a big hit. I think your name will soon be in all the important papers. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
10591 Sure, it’s a volatile market. That’s why we’ll make a killing before they know what hit ‘em. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
10592 Your ability to forecast trouble has been superb. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
10593 I wouldn’t count on a v-shaped recovery. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
10594 If it misses, Your mortgage is good for 66 million years 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
10595 Quick! Let's go outside and watch Halley's Comet. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
10596 You really think your “Black Swan” theory can fly? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
10597 Great work. They’re not going to know what hit them. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
10598 this meteor threat is all a hoax 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
10599 ...and in an 'apocalypse scenario' you'd still make a 15% mark-up on fossil resale 1.0690 0.06897 29 28 0 1
10600 Al,sorry to inform you,but the Earth mission has already been assigned to Pete. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
10601 When you see no future coming here. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
10602 Like my simulated comet? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
10603 Would you be interested playing "Gort" in a remake of the movie , "The day the earth stood still."? 8 feet is the perfect height and the lifting should be no problem. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
10604 Yes, there is a force majeure clause. Why do you ask? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
10605 Should the world as we know it end, this document leaves it's care in the hands of the homo sapiens species 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
10606 Will I need to were a vest? Yes, you are going to be an investigator. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
10607 And with this policy you will get our new extinction benefit. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
10608 Did that guy sigh this drawing or write a secret message?! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
10609 Look, this firm has seen increasing profits every year since the early Jurassic period. Nothing will interrupt our continued growth! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
10610 I think this contingency plan for climate change is premature. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
10611 This investment firm is always looking forward. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
10612 Done with social distancing" All's right with the world 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
10613 Things are great! The market Is up, I am doing a wonderful job what coul go wrong 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
10614 The actuaries say that this is the best time to move into annuities. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
10615 We're making a comeback, Gerard, hell or high water! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
10616 With this new job, I finally enjoy coming to work! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
10617 Look Lizaard, these lots are gonna go like hot-cakes.....you want to get in before the whole thing explodes! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
10618 As you can see, I think our business is starting to take off. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
10619 Of course it matters, that's why we need your signature. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
10620 Force Majeure ?..don’t fret..that kinda stuff never happens ! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
10621 When you want your mom to sign something but she doesn't understand what it is. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
10622 Don't be such a downer Ernie... did you see my new lamp? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
10623 Okay Johnny. You got the job! Alright! Thank you, can’t wait for what lies ahead- 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
10624 And then I said, “Relax, it’s not like it’s the end of the world.” 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
10625 Dare I say it? Your future here will be.......e 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
10626 With sales figures like this we’ve survived the downturn 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
10627 Extinction my ass... sign em! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
10628 Where do you see yourself in the company five years from now? 1.0690 0.06897 29 28 0 1
10629 End of the world? That's nonsense! It's all a hoax! People tell me the chance of that happening is very very low. Don't worry. Get back to work! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
10630 So what do you do in your day-to-day? 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
10631 No one's ever agreed to read my novel before. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
10632 I'm just excited that I'm finally about to start the job that I've always dreamed of having and I hope to be here for a long time!! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
10633 The sharks would have included an extinction clause. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
10634 It’s been 66 million years and I have a good feeling about this... 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
10635 It’s just the corporate jet returning from Maui. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
10636 It covers everything except asteroid collision. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
10637 Congrats on your new place, I have a good feeling you'll be hosting many dinner parties. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
10638 This agreement will seal the deal. Nothing can stop us now!! 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
10639 The starting pay isn't great, but there's a lot of room for advancement. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
10640 So if we make it passed this extinction...” Trisha Allen, Lacey, Wa 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
10641 And we offer a generous 401k matching program... 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
10642 When’s the last time you’ve had the carpet cleaned? There’s a string or something right by my chair. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
10643 I'm thinking we push the window washing to next week 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
10644 Hank, here is the new script for my next movie, it’s called “Extinction”, sign here...we start filming tomorrow. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
10645 I would recommend the high yield Jurassic fund - it’s been rock solid for 56 million years. 1.0690 0.04789 29 27 2 0
10646 Oh I see! This is fun....Me, Jimbo, You, Teor. 1.0667 0.04632 30 28 2 0
10647 So, what you’re telling me is, that she put all of her emails on a private server? 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
10648 So you read our comprehensive business strategy for 2030, 2040 and 2050, can you poke any holes in it? 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
10649 [when lawyers got their bad name]: “riggggghhhht...but the contract doesn’t define ‘asteroid.’” 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
10650 Oh that little thing, it's not coming toward us, it's going to China. Sign the deal, Elon. 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
10651 Look, the asteroid Coronavirus is coming to extinct us! 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
10652 Haha what makes you think I take steroids? 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
10653 We've come a long way from bird strikes to labor strikes, haven't we? 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
10654 Asteroid? I don’t have to show you no stinking asteroid! 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
10655 You're just another liberal global extinction wuss. Ain't gonna happen! 1.0625 0.04348 32 30 2 0
10656 With Covid-00 behind us, I’m telling you, it’s a great time to invest! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
10657 there is no such a thing that desolate our race. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
10658 Critics call me an “asteroid-denier” but people have been speculating the end of the world since my grandsaurses generation 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
10659 We're almost there Harold. One last signature and you are upleveling into a higher dimension. I can feel it. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
10660 Sign here and your species will survive for millions of years 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
10661 Us- making plans about the future of the company. Neglecting- Meteoroid (corona virus) disrupting our plans. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
10662 So, we can start with a 3 months contract and then we’ll see 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
10663 Oswald! When did you become such a doomsayer? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
10664 And now sign here on the overloard indemnification agreement. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
10665 This is the report we authored debunking climate change our client wanted. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
10666 Top of the world Ma! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
10667 In an effort to prevent the spread of COVID-19, Fortune 500 companies have outsourced offices to Mars, where reptiles and dinosaurs will become the interim CEOs 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
10668 Yes sir, you are a star, you have finally made it to the top and there's now stopping you now! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
10669 So don't you thing we are too big to fail.....? 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
10670 This policy covers you, Mantha, and the girls for everything except extinction. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
10671 Sure, we can add an Armageddon clause to your insurance! 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
10672 Our meteoric rise in sales will really please our shareholders. 1.0385 0.03922 26 25 1 0
10673 I read in your resume that you know photoshop… 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
10674 Have you heard about the "asteroid" that's supposed to be coming? They say anything on the news just for hype these days. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
10675 I know what you’re thinking: is this window covid-19 resistant? 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
10676 i didn't get behind this desk without knowing when the time was right to sign a long term contract. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
10677 As a Futurist, your ability to see the signs of the times is vital 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
10678 . Sorry but you missed the cut off date for adding coverage for damages due to meteor strikes. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
10679 Highest bonus of the year again - don’t spend it all at once 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
10680 This contract agreement will bring the world to it's knees. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
10681 Don't worry we're Jurassic Strong. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
10682 Ready to become extinct my pal? 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
10683 So Mr.G...can I interest you in a bridge near the Duck River or would you prefer something closer to the Goose River? Either way I think it’s in your best interest to make a quick decision. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
10684 My brain-to-body mass ratio may be low, but I really think Jurassic Industries will dominate for another million years! 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
10685 I see you have a PhD in rocket science. Wonderful! We need to accelerate our timetable. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
10686 Go ahead and sign here; after all, it's not like the end of the world is near. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
10687 You’ve evolved amazingly with the firm, Milton. What’s next for you? 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
10688 ‘Explosive news - We’re about to launch Florida’ 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
10689 I know I’ve been wrong in the past, but I have a strong feeling this year is going to be very special for us. 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
10690 So, in regards to your insurance, the deals are looking hot! 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
10691 I'll even throw in a lifetime guarantee..." 1.0370 0.03774 27 26 1 0
10692 And we’ve got excellent retirement benefits! 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
10693 Don’t get me wrong, I like it - it just seems a little far-fetched. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
10694 Yes, this insurance policy is quite comprehensive. You should be all set. Very smart of you to prepay. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
10695 Why of course Comet’s an effective descaler. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
10696 Oh, that? That’s just some lame prank someone keeps playing” With that said “Find out What’s the Cure for a meteor shower” 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
10697 With your signature on this and you in our corner, only some weird influence will prevent world domination. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
10698 They can't call us lizards any more. Dinosaurs rule ! 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
10699 . . . and the policy becomes effective tomorrow. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
10700 George, there have been complaints about your hazmat suit. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
10701 If you sign here . . . I won't let the meteor hit your car. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
10702 Your deductible does not cover global warming or dry skin. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
10703 They were all dead so we just moved right in. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
10704 We might be going extinct, but at least our quarterly results look strong. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
10705 You might want to hide under the desk before that meteor extingu...oh dear. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
10706 The insurance says it doesn't cover that, but lets be real- what are the chances? 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
10707 Trust me. You'll be the biggest thing to hit this city since King Kong. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
10708 That takes care of life and homeowners. Can I interest you in asteroid? 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
10709 Unless an asteroid hits us, I think we’ll have a great year. 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
10710 ''We think you're great for the job, but unfortunately we're just not in a position to take on new employees.'' 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
10711 . “ just sign on the dotted line and your trust is complete” 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
10712 I understand you want more immediate action, Tom, but we’ve decided to ride the storm out before making any rash decisions. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
10713 No. No. It's not you. It's just that the Reptile Resources Department says we need increase the advancement opportunities for mammals. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
10714 Think if it as an investment in the future of dinosaurkind. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
10715 I'll get this over to Ed in Accounting pronto. You and I are gonna be rich, baby! 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0
10716 With four different vaccines for that mammal virus, we'll be back to normal in no time. 1.0345 0.03509 29 28 1 0