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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2020-05-31T19:18:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2020-06-21T19:19:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2020-06-15T19:20:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | June 22, 2020 |
Number of captions | 10717 |
Number of responses | 1489228 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | So...we had a bad 1st quarter. It’s not the end of the world. | 2.2582 | 0.00554 | 17162 | 2882 | 6966 | 7314 |
1 | Tell me about a time you identified a problem that others didn't see coming. | 2.2089 | 0.00558 | 19606 | 4384 | 6758 | 8464 |
2 | Final interview question-Where do you see yourself in five years? | 2.1767 | 0.01015 | 5426 | 1122 | 2223 | 2081 |
3 | It was at that precise moment that George realized he could tell his boss exactly where to shove that performance review. | 2.1495 | 0.00633 | 17151 | 4809 | 4980 | 7362 |
4 | Yes, your policy covers acts of God. Why? | 2.1436 | 0.00651 | 13698 | 3138 | 5455 | 5105 |
5 | Well, I see no reason why you can’t start work on Monday. | 2.0819 | 0.00644 | 13884 | 3473 | 5801 | 4610 |
6 | Just one last question: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? | 2.0661 | 0.00619 | 16153 | 4528 | 6046 | 5579 |
7 | I guess we’re done here. | 2.0633 | 0.00689 | 13434 | 3909 | 4780 | 4745 |
8 | It's actually a painting but it gives me an edge during negotiation. | 2.0132 | 0.00745 | 11935 | 3911 | 3978 | 4046 |
9 | Barring any unforeseen complications... | 2.0111 | 0.00546 | 20578 | 6419 | 7604 | 6555 |
10 | Interesting, you are the first to opt for the mass extinction coverage. | 2.0110 | 0.00755 | 11071 | 3442 | 4071 | 3558 |
11 | I don’t know about you but I can’t wait for this day to end. | 2.0090 | 0.00768 | 10292 | 3081 | 4037 | 3174 |
12 | Yes, extinction is covered, but not dental. | 1.9864 | 0.00947 | 6978 | 2230 | 2613 | 2135 |
13 | We rule the earth. What could go wrong? | 1.9855 | 0.00716 | 12082 | 3840 | 4581 | 3661 |
14 | Cutting the asteroid response team has really saved us. | 1.9818 | 0.00794 | 10484 | 3559 | 3557 | 3368 |
15 | Well from where I'm sitting I don't see the problem. | 1.9816 | 0.00737 | 11255 | 3568 | 4340 | 3347 |
16 | So give me an example of a time when you had to deliver bad news to your boss | 1.9759 | 0.00760 | 10703 | 3456 | 4060 | 3187 |
17 | I tell you, your insurance is airtight. You have more of a chance of getting hit by a meteor. | 1.9741 | 0.00838 | 8829 | 2853 | 3352 | 2624 |
18 | Don’t worry about it, Bob. This asteroid nonsense is just a liberal conspiracy to interfere with my reelection. | 1.9720 | 0.00831 | 9849 | 3491 | 3143 | 3215 |
19 | For someone who's just been fired, you seem rather smug. | 1.9699 | 0.00850 | 8818 | 2957 | 3179 | 2682 |
20 | Well, I see our time is up... | 1.9494 | 0.00888 | 8064 | 2796 | 2890 | 2378 |
21 | It feels like the worst is behind us | 1.9441 | 0.00819 | 9392 | 3245 | 3433 | 2714 |
22 | Of course you realize that this is only a temporary position" | 1.9323 | 0.01612 | 2215 | 717 | 931 | 567 |
23 | And at that moment, Bob realized his final breath on Earth would be wasted on a meeting that should have been an email. | 1.9051 | 0.00943 | 7458 | 2878 | 2423 | 2157 |
24 | Don't worry. By July everything will be back to normal. | 1.8978 | 0.00938 | 7057 | 2589 | 2600 | 1868 |
25 | Lump sum, not an annuity? Are you sure? | 1.8956 | 0.00844 | 8196 | 3017 | 3081 | 2098 |
26 | Can you think of any reason why you can’t start tomorrow? | 1.8797 | 0.01287 | 3542 | 1278 | 1412 | 852 |
27 | We see a big future in fossil fuels. | 1.8753 | 0.01636 | 2397 | 937 | 822 | 638 |
28 | We don’t believe in catastrophes, just opportunities | 1.8749 | 0.01738 | 2015 | 755 | 757 | 503 |
29 | Yes, we know it's coming, but I have it on good authority that it's no worse than the seasonal flu. | 1.8614 | 0.00947 | 7092 | 2839 | 2415 | 1838 |
30 | I’m sorry I have to let you go, but it’s not the end of the world. | 1.8591 | 0.01291 | 3498 | 1300 | 1391 | 807 |
31 | Really, we're too big to fail. | 1.8583 | 0.00952 | 6756 | 2614 | 2485 | 1657 |
32 | ...you’ll find something else, it’s not the end of the world. | 1.8582 | 0.00812 | 9082 | 3471 | 3437 | 2174 |
33 | We’re really looking for someone with knowledge of the next big thing to hit. | 1.8394 | 0.01236 | 3930 | 1546 | 1469 | 915 |
34 | Listen Finster, after 70,000,000 years Corporate knows how to manage risk. | 1.8391 | 0.01026 | 5812 | 2320 | 2107 | 1385 |
35 | One last thing.... | 1.8371 | 0.01084 | 5329 | 2187 | 1832 | 1310 |
36 | Nice try, Hal, but you're not getting me to turn around again. | 1.8279 | 0.01584 | 2330 | 916 | 899 | 515 |
37 | And finally, if you see something, say something. | 1.8241 | 0.01348 | 3354 | 1369 | 1206 | 779 |
38 | We're letting you go, but it's not the end of the world. | 1.8172 | 0.00869 | 7664 | 3072 | 2936 | 1656 |
39 | So I see you have chosen the sign-up bonus instead of the stock options. | 1.8157 | 0.01088 | 5072 | 2075 | 1857 | 1140 |
40 | I’m telling you, our future is in oil | 1.7856 | 0.01312 | 3712 | 1669 | 1170 | 873 |
41 | Get real. Doomed to repeat the past ? | 1.7631 | 0.01043 | 6027 | 2888 | 1693 | 1446 |
42 | Congratulations! Your cartoon caption will appear in the next issue of the New Yorker. | 1.7586 | 0.01542 | 2867 | 1407 | 745 | 715 |
43 | So, why do you think the meeting tomorrow won't be necessary? | 1.7572 | 0.01758 | 1878 | 828 | 678 | 372 |
44 | ...so barring some sort of apocalyptic event, the promotion is yours. | 1.7567 | 0.01225 | 3871 | 1720 | 1381 | 770 |
45 | What do you mean, it can't wait until tomorrow? | 1.7538 | 0.02424 | 922 | 391 | 367 | 164 |
46 | You're joining a great team, Carl. We're currently on day number 14,200,036 without a workplace injury | 1.7533 | 0.01305 | 3466 | 1555 | 1211 | 700 |
47 | Your test results came back negative. You have a long and healthy life ahead. | 1.7532 | 0.01997 | 1410 | 613 | 532 | 265 |
48 | The rest just boilerplate, ‘act of God’, yada yada yada... | 1.7516 | 0.02248 | 1107 | 481 | 420 | 206 |
49 | This threat of mass death is simply a farce, perpetrated by the mammals. | 1.7484 | 0.01686 | 2079 | 941 | 720 | 418 |
50 | Dinosaur extinction is fake news | 1.7478 | 0.01414 | 3144 | 1484 | 969 | 691 |
51 | How do you like my new Zoom backdrop? | 1.7460 | 0.02063 | 1437 | 668 | 466 | 303 |
52 | May a meteor strike me dead, if I'm lying. | 1.7425 | 0.02159 | 1305 | 608 | 425 | 272 |
53 | I guess extinction would qualify as force majeure. Why do you ask? | 1.7315 | 0.01282 | 3520 | 1634 | 1207 | 679 |
54 | Trust me when I say this Todd, this deal will be gone tomorrow. | 1.7309 | 0.01314 | 3363 | 1550 | 1168 | 645 |
55 | So, tell me where you expect to be in 65 million years. | 1.7294 | 0.02265 | 1179 | 559 | 380 | 240 |
56 | By 'great ball of fire,' I think you mean the business opportunity of a lifetime. Am I right or am I right? | 1.7247 | 0.01401 | 2989 | 1401 | 1010 | 578 |
57 | Yes, there is an act of God clause, why do you ask? | 1.7233 | 0.02590 | 806 | 360 | 309 | 137 |
58 | Not to sound cold-blooded, but I can’t guarantee this offer will still be on the table tomorrow. | 1.7213 | 0.01322 | 3150 | 1428 | 1172 | 550 |
59 | It’s really not anything more than a spark. It’s going to disappear. One day, it’s like a miracle, it will disappear. | 1.7204 | 0.02241 | 1291 | 649 | 354 | 288 |
60 | This Offer won't last long! | 1.7142 | 0.02006 | 1382 | 638 | 501 | 243 |
61 | There won't be another deal like this for a million years. | 1.7095 | 0.01506 | 2568 | 1229 | 856 | 483 |
62 | I feel like you know something you're not telling me about | 1.7085 | 0.01558 | 2309 | 1081 | 820 | 408 |
63 | Sign here, you won’t get a better deal for the rest of your life. | 1.7058 | 0.01531 | 2393 | 1126 | 845 | 422 |
64 | Fossil fuels. That's where our future lies. | 1.7049 | 0.01590 | 2352 | 1163 | 729 | 460 |
65 | It's fake, a hoax. You know those scientists | 1.7038 | 0.01603 | 2319 | 1136 | 734 | 449 |
66 | … and I'll throw in a lifetime warranty | 1.7012 | 0.01634 | 2202 | 1076 | 709 | 417 |
67 | Great resume. Give me an example of "calm in a crisis". | 1.6984 | 0.01864 | 1721 | 852 | 536 | 333 |
68 | We're specifically looking for someone who can adapt quickly to new environments. | 1.6980 | 0.01621 | 2099 | 994 | 748 | 357 |
69 | I don't understand why you feel you need the money up front. | 1.6977 | 0.01614 | 2114 | 998 | 757 | 359 |
70 | Last question: where do you see yourself in five years? | 1.6943 | 0.01743 | 1943 | 961 | 615 | 367 |
71 | This is a temporary position. | 1.6935 | 0.01697 | 1912 | 914 | 672 | 326 |
72 | Rex, I guarantee you this deal will not be on the table tomorrow. | 1.6930 | 0.01741 | 1899 | 927 | 628 | 344 |
73 | Sounds like we're done here. | 1.6899 | 0.01758 | 1809 | 875 | 621 | 313 |
74 | Trust me, once this asteroid hoax is over, the market's gonna soar. | 1.6877 | 0.01895 | 1710 | 875 | 494 | 341 |
75 | Meteors? Just another unproven hoax! | 1.6870 | 0.02108 | 1345 | 678 | 410 | 257 |
76 | What do you mean, "could I explain what acts of God are in 30 seconds or less?" | 1.6834 | 0.02454 | 976 | 490 | 305 | 181 |
77 | Don’t worry, I have it on good authority that we are too big to fail. | 1.6794 | 0.01923 | 1603 | 814 | 489 | 300 |
78 | Congratulations! Your test results came back negative; you’re going to live. | 1.6792 | 0.01988 | 1490 | 754 | 460 | 276 |
79 | I’m telling you Stan... fossil fuels are the future | 1.6770 | 0.02001 | 1477 | 752 | 450 | 275 |
80 | Would it kill you to be an optimist for once? | 1.6764 | 0.02548 | 890 | 455 | 271 | 164 |
81 | We’re going to have to let you go. We no longer feel the need for a meteor strike response team. | 1.6763 | 0.02996 | 658 | 335 | 201 | 122 |
82 | Well, the good news is that things can't get any worse. | 1.6746 | 0.02164 | 1266 | 648 | 382 | 236 |
83 | Yeah, right, Luthor. I didn't look when we were kids and I'm not about to look now. | 1.6735 | 0.02037 | 1455 | 754 | 422 | 279 |
84 | - People with your background are almost extinct, Mark. | 1.6727 | 0.02034 | 1378 | 692 | 445 | 241 |
85 | The extinction clause has been standard for millions of years- I wouldn’t worry about it. | 1.6705 | 0.01983 | 1399 | 691 | 478 | 230 |
86 | Best first manuscript since "To Kill an Archaeopteryx", we're fast-tracking this one. | 1.6700 | 0.02146 | 1388 | 748 | 350 | 290 |
87 | Sign here. You saved a bundle by excluding "acts of God." | 1.6689 | 0.02037 | 1365 | 687 | 443 | 235 |
88 | Welcome to the Republican Party. | 1.6647 | 0.02311 | 1214 | 665 | 291 | 258 |
89 | Your cover letter says you work well under pressure. Care to give an example? | 1.6638 | 0.02078 | 1267 | 631 | 431 | 205 |
90 | Asteroids? Come on that's just another liberal media hoax | 1.6637 | 0.02696 | 785 | 400 | 249 | 136 |
91 | What do you mean, 'later, gator' ...? | 1.6618 | 0.02167 | 1227 | 631 | 380 | 216 |
92 | And lastly, this clause protects our company in the event of a global pandemic or other unforeseen circumstances, but it’s just a formality. | 1.6615 | 0.02077 | 1217 | 595 | 439 | 183 |
93 | Today’s your last day... | 1.6602 | 0.02237 | 1189 | 624 | 345 | 220 |
94 | So, any final comments? | 1.6584 | 0.02216 | 1165 | 600 | 363 | 202 |
95 | Oh that? Fake. I just use it to mess with folks on video calls. | 1.6580 | 0.02260 | 1120 | 577 | 349 | 194 |
96 | We're looking for someone who thrives under intense pressure. | 1.6574 | 0.02932 | 610 | 300 | 219 | 91 |
97 | The long wait is finally over, you're getting promoted!" | 1.6550 | 0.02278 | 1110 | 577 | 339 | 194 |
98 | You see mass extinction, I see new markets. | 1.6547 | 0.02893 | 666 | 340 | 216 | 110 |
99 | Only one more day and retirement, here I come! | 1.6544 | 0.02257 | 1062 | 534 | 361 | 167 |
100 | So we lost the account; it's not the end of the world. | 1.6543 | 0.02229 | 1105 | 560 | 367 | 178 |
101 | What your story needs is a twist ending that no one sees coming. | 1.6541 | 0.02272 | 1038 | 547 | 314 | 177 |
102 | Well I’m afraid that’s all the time we have | 1.6523 | 0.02462 | 929 | 479 | 294 | 156 |
103 | From where I’m sitting, 2020’s going to be a great year. | 1.6521 | 0.02288 | 1052 | 536 | 346 | 170 |
104 | A force majeure clause? What are you, French? | 1.6513 | 0.02315 | 1061 | 551 | 329 | 181 |
105 | Yes, this clause right here covers 'acts of God' | 1.6513 | 0.02209 | 1061 | 524 | 383 | 154 |
106 | Typical," Rex thought. "And the interview had been going so well. | 1.6504 | 0.02544 | 901 | 475 | 266 | 160 |
107 | Trust me, people are going to be talking about this moment for a long time... | 1.6495 | 0.02518 | 873 | 448 | 283 | 142 |
108 | Bob wasted his final moment of clarity wondering if he should tell Steve about the spinach in his teeth | 1.6494 | 0.02838 | 790 | 438 | 191 | 161 |
109 | Would anything keep you from starting this week? | 1.6492 | 0.02318 | 1029 | 528 | 334 | 167 |
110 | I'm sorry Bert, but President Rex thinks your 'killer asteroid theory' is just another hoax. | 1.6487 | 0.02420 | 1022 | 548 | 285 | 189 |
111 | Good news..Fox is covering our report on the meteor hoax tonight | 1.6479 | 0.02451 | 1014 | 550 | 271 | 193 |
112 | You seem pretty chill for a guy who's just been fired. | 1.6469 | 0.02383 | 997 | 523 | 305 | 169 |
113 | May God strike me dead if I'm lyin' to ya, Larry. | 1.6457 | 0.02449 | 985 | 527 | 280 | 178 |
114 | This policy covers you for hemorrhoids, cystoids, humanoids, lymphoids, pretty much any kind of -oids. | 1.6445 | 0.02405 | 948 | 488 | 309 | 151 |
115 | Just like The President says, “What have you got to lose?” | 1.6443 | 0.02469 | 967 | 518 | 275 | 174 |
116 | And the policy comes with a lifetime guarantee. | 1.6436 | 0.02325 | 968 | 487 | 339 | 142 |
117 | You’re joining at the right time. This company’s about to blow up. | 1.6429 | 0.02464 | 913 | 474 | 291 | 148 |
118 | Feels good, doesn't it--to be the top of the food chain, masters of the universe, and have dominion over all the earth. Absolutely nothing can stop us now! | 1.6409 | 0.02447 | 933 | 488 | 292 | 153 |
119 | Are we finished? | 1.6365 | 0.03078 | 597 | 324 | 169 | 104 |
120 | It's a furlough, Dave. Not the end of the world. | 1.6354 | 0.02574 | 864 | 462 | 255 | 147 |
121 | Numbers don’t lie - we have reached the top of the evolutionary ladder my friend! | 1.6350 | 0.02514 | 863 | 450 | 278 | 135 |
122 | We're at the apex of evolution. What could go possibly wrong? | 1.6343 | 0.02272 | 845 | 485 | 220 | 140 |
123 | Do you like it? It was my ZOOM greenscreen background. Freaked everyone out! | 1.6342 | 0.02586 | 853 | 456 | 253 | 144 |
124 | It's a temp position. | 1.6313 | 0.02500 | 819 | 416 | 289 | 114 |
125 | Keep up the good work Bob. You've got a long future here. | 1.6300 | 0.02593 | 808 | 424 | 259 | 125 |
126 | What is it? Something in my teeth? | 1.6297 | 0.02708 | 767 | 410 | 231 | 126 |
127 | Barring unforeseen circumstances you can start tomorrow. | 1.6286 | 0.02517 | 797 | 404 | 285 | 108 |
128 | Unfortunately, we're going to have to let you go. But it isn't the end of the world. | 1.6286 | 0.02616 | 797 | 425 | 245 | 127 |
129 | Welcome aboard. You've got a bright future. | 1.6285 | 0.02624 | 794 | 419 | 251 | 124 |
130 | Where do see yourself in five million years? | 1.6278 | 0.02653 | 790 | 421 | 242 | 127 |
131 | We never know what's coming, do we | 1.6268 | 0.02561 | 785 | 403 | 272 | 110 |
132 | And this analysis predicts that real estate is about to explode | 1.6268 | 0.02617 | 785 | 412 | 254 | 119 |
133 | What do you mean you don’t see yourself here in five years? | 1.6265 | 0.02779 | 688 | 359 | 227 | 102 |
134 | Coverage starts immediately. Why do you ask? | 1.6260 | 0.02753 | 778 | 429 | 211 | 138 |
135 | Can you believe the Triassic is almost over? I'm still writing Jurassic on my checks. | 1.6255 | 0.03448 | 470 | 267 | 118 | 85 |
136 | Luckily, we're both essential. | 1.6250 | 0.02937 | 624 | 331 | 197 | 96 |
137 | Like "that's" ever gonna happen! | 1.6220 | 0.02751 | 738 | 398 | 221 | 119 |
138 | As you can see from these projections, we’re in a great position to dominate for the next hundred million years. | 1.6218 | 0.02859 | 735 | 412 | 189 | 134 |
139 | Welcome to the first day of the rest of your life. | 1.6215 | 0.02887 | 642 | 339 | 207 | 96 |
140 | Only exemption is mass extinction, but what are the odds of that? | 1.6205 | 0.02680 | 722 | 376 | 244 | 102 |
141 | Sign here to start your career in Big Oil! | 1.6205 | 0.02854 | 722 | 401 | 194 | 127 |
142 | Ha ha, Vern- right and there’s a velociraptor behind YOU. Now, let’s get back to these sales figures... | 1.6182 | 0.02599 | 660 | 371 | 190 | 99 |
143 | You'll love it here. Something exciting happens every day. | 1.6174 | 0.04684 | 264 | 146 | 73 | 45 |
144 | As your therapist, let me remind you that, the sun will come out tomorrow. | 1.6171 | 0.02767 | 679 | 356 | 227 | 96 |
145 | So, you didn’t get the promotion. It’s not like it’s the end of the world. | 1.6165 | 0.02783 | 691 | 368 | 220 | 103 |
146 | Look, take it or leave it. This deal won’t be here tomorrow. | 1.6163 | 0.02693 | 688 | 364 | 228 | 96 |
147 | We’ll be okay, I’m taking hydroxychloroquine. | 1.6145 | 0.02950 | 677 | 380 | 178 | 119 |
148 | How's tomorrow looking for you? | 1.6143 | 0.03460 | 446 | 238 | 142 | 66 |
149 | Trust me, it's not the end of the world. | 1.6142 | 0.02617 | 674 | 383 | 187 | 104 |
150 | I just don’t understand. Why would you want to sell ALL of your stock in the company? | 1.6132 | 0.02879 | 667 | 363 | 199 | 105 |
151 | The script is okay, but you need to find a killer ending. | 1.6130 | 0.02818 | 664 | 353 | 215 | 96 |
152 | Your equal pay was just approved, ma’am. | 1.6121 | 0.03005 | 660 | 374 | 168 | 118 |
153 | Once the pandemic eliminated mankind, it was safe to come out. The odds of another meteor wiping us out are astronomical. | 1.6110 | 0.02913 | 653 | 357 | 193 | 103 |
154 | I don’t know why people are panicking. Asteroids kill much fewer people than raptor attacks, and we don’t shut the country down for that. | 1.6110 | 0.02810 | 653 | 347 | 214 | 92 |
155 | No worries, it'll burn up before it gets here. My uncle was a meteorologist, and I have a good feel for thse things. | 1.6108 | 0.03086 | 573 | 311 | 174 | 88 |
156 | Perhaps you're not listening. I said you're fired! | 1.6094 | 0.02936 | 635 | 346 | 191 | 98 |
157 | Of course the contract has an Act of God clause. Why do you ask? | 1.6094 | 0.02781 | 640 | 359 | 183 | 98 |
158 | Your resume is impressive but you seem a bit distracted... | 1.6082 | 0.02858 | 633 | 336 | 209 | 88 |
159 | What's with the look? | 1.6079 | 0.02851 | 630 | 333 | 211 | 86 |
160 | We are excited to get everyone back in the office. We feel confident it’s the right time. | 1.6078 | 0.04153 | 306 | 164 | 98 | 44 |
161 | While we don’t offer life insurance, we do have a ping pong table in the break room. | 1.6065 | 0.03065 | 615 | 346 | 165 | 104 |
162 | We call the new disinfectant COMET. Kills EVERYTHING on contact. | 1.6061 | 0.03663 | 429 | 241 | 116 | 72 |
163 | What’s force majeure? | 1.6055 | 0.03620 | 398 | 213 | 129 | 56 |
164 | Asteroid damage? $1.75 extra - sign here. | 1.6050 | 0.02887 | 605 | 319 | 206 | 80 |
165 | Forty-four years you've been with us Phil. What does day 1 of retirement look like? | 1.6050 | 0.03044 | 605 | 336 | 172 | 97 |
166 | Tell me about a time when you’ve had to adapt to change. | 1.6030 | 0.03013 | 597 | 327 | 180 | 90 |
167 | Congratulations, you are now out of your time-share. | 1.6023 | 0.02989 | 596 | 324 | 185 | 87 |
168 | Per our conversations, I’ve included an Act of God clause | 1.6020 | 0.02943 | 593 | 317 | 195 | 81 |
169 | Yeah, it's my favorite Zoom backdrop | 1.6020 | 0.03140 | 593 | 338 | 153 | 102 |
170 | Believe me, there is no end in sight! | 1.6020 | 0.02904 | 593 | 313 | 203 | 77 |
171 | You're not seeing the big picture. | 1.6020 | 0.03048 | 593 | 328 | 173 | 92 |
172 | I think we’re done here. | 1.6020 | 0.03057 | 593 | 329 | 171 | 93 |
173 | We're looking for someone who works well on a deadline. | 1.6017 | 0.02944 | 585 | 311 | 196 | 78 |
174 | Good job on that crazy asteroid extinction theory. | 1.6014 | 0.02976 | 587 | 316 | 189 | 82 |
175 | "Cataclysm?!' You must be a Thesaurus. | 1.6007 | 0.03105 | 586 | 329 | 162 | 95 |
176 | Thanks for your years of hard work, Stan. Now get out there and enjoy your retirement! | 1.5997 | 0.03087 | 572 | 316 | 169 | 87 |
177 | I mean, we're dinosaurs. What could go wrong? | 1.5982 | 0.03026 | 570 | 309 | 181 | 80 |
178 | We're under a looming deadline . . . Can you start today? | 1.5979 | 0.02975 | 562 | 298 | 192 | 72 |
179 | Your idea to cut funds for the observatory saved us 20% this quarter! | 1.5975 | 0.03163 | 564 | 318 | 155 | 91 |
180 | What do you mean, ‘duck’ | 1.5971 | 0.03236 | 561 | 323 | 141 | 97 |
181 | It's ridiculous! The seasonal asteroid kills Dinos every year. Why should we be so worried about this one? | 1.5961 | 0.03061 | 557 | 303 | 176 | 78 |
182 | Congratulations! I am naming you our Director of Emergency Operations. | 1.5957 | 0.03052 | 554 | 300 | 178 | 76 |
183 | What... is there something in my teeth? | 1.5956 | 0.03106 | 549 | 301 | 169 | 79 |
184 | Can you give me an example of when you dealt with a high stress situation? | 1.5955 | 0.03129 | 534 | 291 | 168 | 75 |
185 | Love your script, but does everyone have to die at the end? | 1.5952 | 0.03183 | 546 | 306 | 155 | 85 |
186 | I'm sure the worst is behind us. | 1.5952 | 0.03162 | 546 | 304 | 159 | 83 |
187 | Forget the meteor Ben, we need to reopen the economy | 1.5938 | 0.03413 | 517 | 303 | 121 | 93 |
188 | I need a minute to think before I sign. | 1.5938 | 0.03041 | 544 | 292 | 181 | 71 |
189 | You won’t live to regret this. | 1.5938 | 0.03214 | 544 | 308 | 149 | 87 |
190 | Heh. Who's going to replace us? The mammals?! | 1.5936 | 0.03573 | 406 | 221 | 129 | 56 |
191 | So tell me, Dave... where do you see yourself five years from now? | 1.5929 | 0.03310 | 533 | 308 | 134 | 91 |
192 | Now Bob, it’s just an exit interview. It’s not like it’s the end of the world! | 1.5913 | 0.03245 | 531 | 301 | 146 | 84 |
193 | We’ve dominated the market for a hundred and fifty thousand years. We’re not going anywhere! | 1.5900 | 0.03267 | 522 | 296 | 144 | 82 |
194 | You know what they say: to survive in business we all gotta evolve. | 1.5900 | 0.03129 | 522 | 284 | 168 | 70 |
195 | Look I'm sorry to let you go Ralph, but hey it's not the end of the world. | 1.5896 | 0.03327 | 519 | 299 | 134 | 86 |
196 | This is our final offer | 1.5896 | 0.03259 | 519 | 293 | 146 | 80 |
197 | Barring anything unexpected, I'd say the job is yours! | 1.5896 | 0.03155 | 519 | 284 | 164 | 71 |
198 | It's fine. We've done it this way for millions of years. | 1.5888 | 0.02856 | 518 | 302 | 144 | 72 |
199 | I can't promise that this offer will still be on the table tomorrow. | 1.5888 | 0.03219 | 518 | 289 | 153 | 76 |
200 | You have to plan for the future. This extinction business is total fake news. | 1.5888 | 0.03136 | 518 | 282 | 167 | 69 |
201 | I think our time here is done | 1.5887 | 0.03231 | 513 | 286 | 152 | 75 |
202 | And after 90 days you receive healthcare benefits. | 1.5878 | 0.03121 | 507 | 280 | 160 | 67 |
203 | 'I think you'll do very well here, I can see the fire in your eyes already ' | 1.5873 | 0.03154 | 504 | 273 | 166 | 65 |
204 | So tell me, Do you see a future here? | 1.5873 | 0.03301 | 504 | 285 | 142 | 77 |
205 | This insurance covers everything but an extinction level event | 1.5858 | 0.03128 | 507 | 280 | 160 | 67 |
206 | I'm sorry Frank, a meteorite would have to fall from the sky to give you the salary increase you ask for | 1.5847 | 0.03269 | 496 | 277 | 148 | 71 |
207 | Great resume! Your career with us should be meteoric. | 1.5842 | 0.03222 | 493 | 271 | 156 | 66 |
208 | Your experience surviving catastrophic meteor strikes particularly interests us. | 1.5842 | 0.03384 | 493 | 284 | 130 | 79 |
209 | The comet situation is all fake news made up by the media. | 1.5840 | 0.03399 | 488 | 281 | 129 | 78 |
210 | Acts of God are excluded, naturally. | 1.5840 | 0.03336 | 488 | 276 | 139 | 73 |
211 | Once in a million years, a moment like this comes along. | 1.5818 | 0.03390 | 483 | 277 | 131 | 75 |
212 | I know my numbers were a little low this quarter, but let’s not act like it’s the end of the world here. | 1.5807 | 0.02291 | 477 | 284 | 142 | 51 |
213 | On the bright side, the tumor is slow-growing—you’re much more likely to die from something else. | 1.5802 | 0.03428 | 474 | 273 | 127 | 74 |
214 | My biggest weakness? Probably timing | 1.5802 | 0.03389 | 474 | 270 | 133 | 71 |
215 | Well, Fred. It looks like you’ll fit right in here at ClimateDeniers.gov. | 1.5783 | 0.03572 | 415 | 234 | 122 | 59 |
216 | On second thought, it's not too early in the day for that martini. | 1.5770 | 0.03297 | 461 | 254 | 148 | 59 |
217 | You'll find moving here to Yucatan is the best move you ever made. | 1.5764 | 0.03469 | 458 | 264 | 124 | 70 |
218 | We've been around for 186 million years, so rest assured, we've seen everything..... | 1.5756 | 0.03223 | 450 | 255 | 138 | 57 |
219 | You know, I really feel like we're entering a new era with this | 1.5743 | 0.03364 | 444 | 246 | 141 | 57 |
220 | I’m seeing some real opportunities in fossil fuels, Rex! | 1.5743 | 0.03424 | 444 | 250 | 133 | 61 |
221 | We’re done | 1.5743 | 0.03569 | 444 | 260 | 113 | 71 |
222 | Were you wanting the collision coverage with your insurance?_ | 1.5743 | 0.03379 | 444 | 247 | 139 | 58 |
223 | No, you're not covered for that. Why do you ask? | 1.5743 | 0.02953 | 444 | 278 | 100 | 66 |
224 | Jim, the divorce has been finalized. Today’s the start of your new life! | 1.5718 | 0.03409 | 439 | 246 | 135 | 58 |
225 | What do you mean where do I see myself in the next 30 seconds? | 1.5718 | 0.03588 | 439 | 258 | 111 | 70 |
226 | Extinction events come and go. That’s why you need a long term plan. | 1.5701 | 0.03525 | 435 | 251 | 120 | 64 |
227 | I disagree with your assessment. In order for mammals to take over from us it would take a one in a billion event ! | 1.5701 | 0.03570 | 428 | 248 | 116 | 64 |
228 | Why are you in such a hurry to sell? | 1.5698 | 0.03480 | 430 | 244 | 127 | 59 |
229 | It’s right behind me, isn’t it | 1.5694 | 0.03399 | 425 | 235 | 138 | 52 |
230 | This is a short-term position. But it could evolve into something more. | 1.5687 | 0.03384 | 422 | 232 | 140 | 50 |
231 | And if I'm lying, may God strike me dead. | 1.5680 | 0.03646 | 419 | 246 | 108 | 65 |
232 | And finally, where do you see yourself five years from now? | 1.5673 | 0.03489 | 416 | 234 | 128 | 54 |
233 | No hidden fees. If I'm lying, may an asteroid strike me down! So, sign here on the dotted line... | 1.5666 | 0.02453 | 413 | 257 | 109 | 47 |
234 | I think you have a future in petroleum products! | 1.5655 | 0.03679 | 412 | 243 | 105 | 64 |
235 | Let's sign the contract. Nothing's going to change before Monday. | 1.5655 | 0.03515 | 412 | 233 | 125 | 54 |
236 | Tar pits, T-Rex attacks, plague—it’s all covered. Why? | 1.5655 | 0.03582 | 412 | 237 | 117 | 58 |
237 | Trump and Pence discuss the next four years of his presidency. | 1.5645 | 0.03654 | 411 | 241 | 108 | 62 |
238 | I'm impressed with your resume. Give me an example of how you can be cool under fire. | 1.5642 | 0.03442 | 413 | 230 | 133 | 50 |
239 | Barring any unforeseen issues, you’re hired! | 1.5630 | 0.03258 | 405 | 214 | 154 | 37 |
240 | Lighten up, Rex. This is a performance review - not the end of the world! | 1.5625 | 0.03561 | 400 | 227 | 121 | 52 |
241 | Climate change? Meteor? Fake news. | 1.5619 | 0.02809 | 404 | 259 | 90 | 55 |
242 | We may not use science, but we pride ourselves on knowing exactly what's ahead. | 1.5617 | 0.03704 | 397 | 233 | 105 | 59 |
243 | Let me start by saying, there's never a wrong time to rewrite your will. | 1.5611 | 0.03590 | 401 | 230 | 117 | 54 |
244 | Can you come up with a better predictive model? Everything in these points to mass extinction. | 1.5601 | 0.03625 | 391 | 224 | 115 | 52 |
245 | Double-glazed, why do you ask? | 1.5595 | 0.03685 | 395 | 231 | 107 | 57 |
246 | See you later, alligator. | 1.5593 | 0.03582 | 388 | 237 | 92 | 59 |
247 | These figures prove we are going to end the quarter with a bang! | 1.5593 | 0.03478 | 388 | 214 | 131 | 43 |
248 | You say in your resume that history repeats itself. Give me an example. | 1.5593 | 0.03646 | 388 | 223 | 113 | 52 |
249 | Call me a dinosaur Al, but I included the extinction rider in your policy. | 1.5587 | 0.03433 | 392 | 215 | 135 | 42 |
250 | So where do you see yourself in the next five years | 1.5584 | 0.03831 | 385 | 231 | 93 | 61 |
251 | Your Asteroid ☄️ prediction report looks too alarming for release, I’m tabling it for now. | 1.5584 | 0.03759 | 385 | 227 | 101 | 57 |
252 | This scientist’s report is ridiculous. Cockroaches outliving us? | 1.5584 | 0.03795 | 385 | 229 | 97 | 59 |
253 | This just says you can't sue us in case of unlikely catastrophic events. | 1.5584 | 0.03613 | 385 | 219 | 117 | 49 |
254 | Last question, what do you see yourself doing 30 seconds from now? | 1.5581 | 0.03744 | 387 | 228 | 102 | 57 |
255 | ‘Extinction?’ Fake news. Why do you ask? | 1.5578 | 0.03852 | 389 | 236 | 89 | 64 |
256 | The good news is you start tomorrow. | 1.5578 | 0.03640 | 389 | 224 | 113 | 52 |
257 | And this umbrella policy covers you in the unlikely event of extinction. | 1.5578 | 0.03472 | 389 | 215 | 131 | 43 |
258 | Think it over. Take all the time you need. | 1.5573 | 0.03749 | 384 | 226 | 102 | 56 |
259 | I think we're just about done here. | 1.5573 | 0.03601 | 384 | 218 | 118 | 48 |
260 | So tell me where you see yourself in 10 years | 1.5573 | 0.03749 | 384 | 226 | 102 | 56 |
261 | Third asteroid today, next they will be warning us to avoid eating bats.. | 1.5564 | 0.03736 | 381 | 223 | 104 | 54 |
262 | Got any plans for the long weekend? | 1.5564 | 0.03717 | 381 | 222 | 106 | 53 |
263 | Let's talk longevity, where do you see yourself in five years? | 1.5564 | 0.03717 | 381 | 222 | 106 | 53 |
264 | Any plans for the weekend, Don? | 1.5564 | 0.03698 | 381 | 221 | 108 | 52 |
265 | It seems as though our time together is coming to an end. | 1.5564 | 0.03736 | 381 | 223 | 104 | 54 |
266 | My next question for you is, how do you handle yourself during chaos? | 1.5559 | 0.03521 | 376 | 208 | 127 | 41 |
267 | No one on Earth can stop us now. | 1.5559 | 0.03774 | 376 | 221 | 101 | 54 |
268 | We are almost done here. | 1.5556 | 0.03740 | 378 | 221 | 104 | 53 |
269 | Cutting the meteor detection budget was a great idea I mean look at these numbers | 1.5556 | 0.03674 | 378 | 230 | 91 | 57 |
270 | Why, yes, we do offer accidental death and dismemberment coverage. Why do you ask? | 1.5550 | 0.03673 | 382 | 221 | 110 | 51 |
271 | End of the world?! Fake news. | 1.5550 | 0.03760 | 373 | 218 | 103 | 52 |
272 | If I'm lying, may a meteor fall from the sky and strike me down where I sit. | 1.5550 | 0.03854 | 373 | 223 | 93 | 57 |
273 | Carpe Diem | 1.5544 | 0.03710 | 377 | 219 | 107 | 51 |
274 | Congrats on finally paying off your mortgage! | 1.5541 | 0.03744 | 370 | 215 | 105 | 50 |
275 | There's never been a better time to buy insurance! | 1.5541 | 0.03523 | 370 | 204 | 127 | 39 |
276 | Extinction" is such an ugly word. Why don't we call it "attenuation. | 1.5541 | 0.03744 | 370 | 215 | 105 | 50 |
277 | I’m looking for an expert in crisis management | 1.5541 | 0.03625 | 370 | 209 | 117 | 44 |
278 | Relax Terry! It's just a legally binding contract, it's not the end of the world! | 1.5535 | 0.03733 | 374 | 218 | 105 | 51 |
279 | Trust me Dorothy, when a woman hits 40 she’s more likely to be hit by a meteorite than to find a husband. | 1.5531 | 0.03846 | 367 | 218 | 95 | 54 |
280 | Relax Lyle, these figures only tell part of the story. We're too big to fail - not gonna happen | 1.5528 | 0.03963 | 369 | 226 | 82 | 61 |
281 | We expect a complete economic recovery in a few million years. | 1.5528 | 0.03772 | 369 | 216 | 102 | 51 |
282 | I know it sounds unsavory, but petroleum is gonna be HUGE. | 1.5528 | 0.03673 | 369 | 211 | 112 | 46 |
283 | And of course there's the usual fine print about acts of God, blah blah blah. | 1.5522 | 0.03691 | 364 | 208 | 111 | 45 |
284 | I know people were saying we’d be destroyed by a meteor, but the president said it was just a beautiful shooting star and we weren’t even gonna notice it. Like a miracle, it will disappear as soon as it arrives, believe him | 1.5519 | 0.04044 | 366 | 228 | 74 | 64 |
285 | Rest assured, Sir, our company has been around for thousands of years. From where I sit, I don’t see us going anywhere soon. | 1.5512 | 0.03877 | 361 | 215 | 93 | 53 |
286 | Finding the winning lottery ticket the day before it expired, wow are you lucky! | 1.5512 | 0.03479 | 361 | 216 | 99 | 46 |
287 | If you see something.....say something !!! | 1.5512 | 0.03776 | 361 | 215 | 95 | 51 |
288 | We-e-ell, I've, uh...I've always loved you too, Leonard. | 1.5500 | 0.03953 | 340 | 201 | 91 | 48 |
289 | I love the manuscript, but the ending just isn't credible. | 1.5493 | 0.03589 | 355 | 197 | 121 | 37 |
290 | It's just a theory. | 1.5493 | 0.03720 | 355 | 203 | 109 | 43 |
291 | So, Jared, in addition to peace in the middle east and the coronavirus response, you’re also in charge of asteroid deflection. I’m sure you’ll do a great job. | 1.5490 | 0.03870 | 357 | 212 | 94 | 51 |
292 | By the way, what do you think of our latest virtual background for video calls | 1.5490 | 0.03830 | 357 | 210 | 98 | 49 |
293 | So, its a temporary position | 1.5489 | 0.02687 | 348 | 220 | 90 | 38 |
294 | Why, yes, the policy does cover acts of God. Why do you ask? | 1.5489 | 0.03798 | 348 | 211 | 87 | 50 |
295 | In that moment, Hank wondered if his quest for the corner office had been worth it, or if he should have spent more time pursuing his hunting and fishing passion. | 1.5483 | 0.03765 | 352 | 203 | 105 | 44 |
296 | Oh you like the painting? It's so I remember how the humans became extinct. | 1.5480 | 0.03728 | 354 | 203 | 108 | 43 |
297 | Believe me, this is a great time to invest in fossil fuels. | 1.5475 | 0.03842 | 358 | 212 | 96 | 50 |
298 | The good news is some sectors will benefit. The bad news is they're mammals | 1.5473 | 0.03680 | 349 | 197 | 113 | 39 |
299 | It's a hoax, believe me. | 1.5473 | 0.03981 | 349 | 211 | 85 | 53 |
300 | Isn’t this a great time to be alive! | 1.5472 | 0.03969 | 318 | 184 | 94 | 40 |
301 | Great Balls of Fire . . . Jerry Lee Lewis . . . Why do you ask? | 1.5470 | 0.03880 | 351 | 208 | 94 | 49 |
302 | I like the fire in your eyes. | 1.5470 | 0.03880 | 351 | 208 | 94 | 49 |
303 | I think the worst is behind us. | 1.5469 | 0.04030 | 309 | 179 | 91 | 39 |
304 | It's now or never! | 1.5465 | 0.03929 | 355 | 214 | 88 | 53 |
305 | Finally! A vaccine! | 1.5460 | 0.04176 | 326 | 200 | 74 | 52 |
306 | Can you explain the 272 million year gap in your resume? | 1.5460 | 0.03948 | 348 | 209 | 88 | 51 |
307 | I can assure you that there is no need to purchase the extra insurance. | 1.5455 | 0.03830 | 352 | 207 | 98 | 47 |
308 | Dear God, please end this time-share sales pitch. | 1.5455 | 0.03935 | 352 | 212 | 88 | 52 |
309 | I wouldn't worry if the project's late. It won't be the end of the world | 1.5455 | 0.03545 | 352 | 194 | 124 | 34 |
310 | ...and your health insurance coverage kicks in on Monday. | 1.5455 | 0.03766 | 352 | 204 | 104 | 44 |
311 | I'm sorry, but it says here your mass extinction insurance policy expired yesterday | 1.5452 | 0.03841 | 343 | 200 | 99 | 44 |
312 | I see here it says you adapt to change quickly. | 1.5452 | 0.03796 | 343 | 198 | 103 | 42 |
313 | It's a great script, kid, but nobody will ever believe that mammals could put US in a theme park... | 1.5444 | 0.03791 | 349 | 213 | 86 | 50 |
314 | I’m glad you brought up hazard pay. | 1.5439 | 0.03805 | 342 | 198 | 102 | 42 |
315 | Your job is about to become extinct. | 1.5439 | 0.04024 | 342 | 208 | 82 | 52 |
316 | And as you see here, we provide health care for life. | 1.5439 | 0.03620 | 342 | 190 | 118 | 34 |
317 | Congrats on making that final mortgage payment! | 1.5439 | 0.03872 | 342 | 201 | 96 | 45 |
318 | The asteroid? Please. It's a liberal conspiracy. | 1.5435 | 0.03963 | 333 | 200 | 86 | 47 |
319 | Termination is an opportunity, George, not the end of the world. | 1.5430 | 0.03731 | 337 | 191 | 109 | 37 |
320 | In a hundred years no one will know the difference. | 1.5430 | 0.03961 | 337 | 201 | 89 | 47 |
321 | Legal thought it was crazy, but they finally approved the wording of your 'Extinction Clause'. | 1.5430 | 0.02618 | 337 | 211 | 93 | 33 |
322 | With this deal I negotiated for you, you'll be set for the rest of your life! | 1.5430 | 0.03778 | 337 | 193 | 105 | 39 |
323 | What do you mean “Not again!”? | 1.5430 | 0.03938 | 337 | 200 | 91 | 46 |
324 | Good news! Your loan has been approved. | 1.5419 | 0.03804 | 334 | 192 | 103 | 39 |
325 | Sign on with us and you have a job for life. | 1.5419 | 0.03780 | 334 | 191 | 105 | 38 |
326 | Great news. Your restaurant loan is approved. | 1.5419 | 0.03684 | 334 | 187 | 113 | 34 |
327 | Sign the contract and only an act of God could stop the deal. | 1.5417 | 0.03692 | 336 | 189 | 112 | 35 |
328 | We've added meteor coverage to the policy, just in case "that" happens again. | 1.5413 | 0.03984 | 303 | 174 | 94 | 35 |
329 | Will you take a check? | 1.5408 | 0.04039 | 331 | 200 | 83 | 48 |
330 | I'm telling you, there is never a bad time to refinance your house. | 1.5408 | 0.03806 | 331 | 190 | 103 | 38 |
331 | I’m cutting funding and disbanding the asteroid task force. | 1.5405 | 0.03952 | 333 | 198 | 90 | 45 |
332 | Jeff, 45 years in the data entry department, your retirement truly feels like the end of an era. | 1.5405 | 0.03860 | 333 | 194 | 98 | 41 |
333 | Let's quickly go through your End-of-World performance review | 1.5396 | 0.03880 | 328 | 191 | 97 | 40 |
334 | Ok,here's my final offer. | 1.5392 | 0.04008 | 332 | 200 | 85 | 47 |
335 | Trust me, the future is hydrocarbons. | 1.5392 | 0.03892 | 332 | 195 | 95 | 42 |
336 | ”Fake news! Won’t affect us and will be gone very quickly | 1.5392 | 0.03985 | 332 | 199 | 87 | 46 |
337 | Congratulations Ogg! You are our new VP of Long Term Planning! | 1.5385 | 0.04470 | 247 | 144 | 73 | 30 |
338 | A what...? Ha,no. That’s just a gag sticker my kid put up there. Plus it’s supposed to keep pterodactyls from flying into the windows. | 1.5385 | 0.04097 | 325 | 198 | 79 | 48 |
339 | So that’s everything. Tomorrow we will take a few photos and announce your lottery winnings. | 1.5380 | 0.03799 | 329 | 189 | 103 | 37 |
340 | I've created the greatest economy the world has ever seen, and it's going to keep getting better! | 1.5380 | 0.04127 | 329 | 203 | 75 | 51 |
341 | Tell me about a situation when you've had to give someone bad news. | 1.5377 | 0.04095 | 318 | 192 | 81 | 45 |
342 | The absolutely best time to buy life insurance is when you don't need it. | 1.5370 | 0.03989 | 324 | 193 | 88 | 43 |
343 | Who you calling a dinosaur? You’re the one who brought in a print resume? | 1.5368 | 0.04018 | 326 | 196 | 85 | 45 |
344 | Tell me where you see yourself in five years time. | 1.5368 | 0.04065 | 326 | 198 | 81 | 47 |
345 | Not to worry! The President says it’s a hoax. | 1.5368 | 0.04042 | 326 | 197 | 83 | 46 |
346 | Market timing is for day traders and Pterodactyls. Our focus is on fundamental, long-term growth.. | 1.5368 | 0.03850 | 326 | 189 | 99 | 38 |
347 | On the positive side, we think your fossil fuel investments have a bright future. | 1.5363 | 0.04007 | 317 | 188 | 88 | 41 |
348 | ‘“Yes, we carry catastrophic risk insurance. Why do you ask?” | 1.5363 | 0.03932 | 317 | 185 | 94 | 38 |
349 | Your resume looks great but I'm a little concerned about your focus. | 1.5363 | 0.03982 | 317 | 187 | 90 | 40 |
350 | End of an era, eh Rex? | 1.5350 | 0.03934 | 314 | 183 | 94 | 37 |
351 | No one's ever asked about the force majeure clause before.... | 1.5350 | 0.03160 | 314 | 196 | 84 | 34 |
352 | Getting you out of this contract would take an act of God. | 1.5350 | 0.04185 | 314 | 193 | 74 | 47 |
353 | After all these years, you’ve finally earned that sabbatical. | 1.5342 | 0.03893 | 307 | 176 | 98 | 33 |
354 | The bad news is you're fired, the good news is that it isn't the end of the world. | 1.5342 | 0.04209 | 307 | 188 | 74 | 45 |
355 | So we’re reopening this week | 1.5340 | 0.03336 | 309 | 191 | 84 | 34 |
356 | With a portfolio like this, you're on your way to an early retirement. | 1.5340 | 0.03765 | 309 | 173 | 107 | 29 |
357 | Why, yes, we do offer hazard pay. | 1.5338 | 0.03775 | 311 | 175 | 106 | 30 |
358 | The odds of something going wrong are like being hit by a meteor. | 1.5338 | 0.04092 | 311 | 187 | 82 | 42 |
359 | I think you'll find that this policy covers just about every risk you could imagine. | 1.5338 | 0.03883 | 311 | 179 | 98 | 34 |
360 | Barring any unexpected disasters, you can start tomorrow.” | 1.5333 | 0.04218 | 270 | 157 | 82 | 31 |
361 | I see here on your resume that you’re hoping to evolve. I like that. | 1.5325 | 0.03992 | 308 | 181 | 90 | 37 |
362 | Sign it. This offer won't be available tomorrow. | 1.5325 | 0.04005 | 308 | 189 | 77 | 42 |
363 | An extinction clause? Sure, we can put that in. | 1.5325 | 0.04071 | 308 | 184 | 84 | 40 |
364 | 10 seconds could save you 15% or more on life insurance. | 1.5325 | 0.04084 | 308 | 187 | 79 | 42 |
365 | Oh yeah! I talked to Trump. It’s all good, just going to disappear. | 1.5325 | 0.04323 | 308 | 194 | 64 | 50 |
366 | And may I be immediately struck dead by a flaming meteorite if I've misrepresented any detail about the benefits your time share agreement, Mr. Prince. | 1.5325 | 0.04198 | 308 | 189 | 74 | 45 |
367 | Any experience in disaster management? | 1.5321 | 0.03980 | 312 | 184 | 90 | 38 |
368 | Carl basked in the victory that all of his procrastinating and laziness had finally paid off. | 1.5321 | 0.04006 | 312 | 185 | 88 | 39 |
369 | if I'm lying, may God strike me down | 1.5314 | 0.04174 | 303 | 184 | 77 | 42 |
370 | Any final words? | 1.5311 | 0.04075 | 305 | 182 | 84 | 39 |
371 | May God strike me dead if I’m lying. | 1.5311 | 0.04256 | 305 | 189 | 70 | 46 |
372 | You'll never get another offer like this as long as you live. | 1.5311 | 0.04048 | 305 | 181 | 86 | 38 |
373 | The asteroid? It's going to disappear. One day, it's like a miracle, it will disappear. | 1.5309 | 0.03797 | 307 | 201 | 60 | 46 |
374 | --anyways, there's no way June could get any worse. | 1.5298 | 0.04025 | 302 | 178 | 88 | 36 |
375 | "Whatever you have to say will have to wait till I'm finished | 1.5298 | 0.03545 | 302 | 197 | 65 | 40 |
376 | This policy covers every eventuality, short of the sky falling... | 1.5298 | 0.03885 | 302 | 173 | 98 | 31 |
377 | Are you willing to relocate? | 1.5296 | 0.04005 | 304 | 179 | 89 | 36 |
378 | Please remember, this is a long term commitment | 1.5294 | 0.03931 | 306 | 178 | 94 | 34 |
379 | Go ahead and sleep on it. What could happen before tomorrow? | 1.5279 | 0.04076 | 305 | 183 | 83 | 39 |
380 | Disbanding the meteorite prevention program has really boosted profits. | 1.5268 | 0.03981 | 298 | 174 | 91 | 33 |
381 | Why the sudden interest in life insurance? | 1.5268 | 0.03953 | 298 | 173 | 93 | 32 |
382 | Of course this Financial Plan is based on certain assumptions which could change without warning.... | 1.5268 | 0.04175 | 298 | 181 | 77 | 40 |
383 | Seriously, whattaya got to lose? | 1.5268 | 0.02287 | 298 | 192 | 81 | 25 |
384 | I guess that’s it. | 1.5258 | 0.04037 | 291 | 178 | 76 | 37 |
385 | So Stan, where do you see yourself in the next 5 years? | 1.5258 | 0.00946 | 291 | 203 | 62 | 26 |
386 | See that meteor behind me? Sell it to me | 1.5258 | 0.04052 | 291 | 171 | 87 | 33 |
387 | Trust me. This climate change thing is just a hoax. | 1.5258 | 0.04335 | 291 | 181 | 67 | 43 |
388 | Where do you think you'll be in 65 million years? | 1.5258 | 0.03452 | 291 | 182 | 77 | 32 |
389 | The position is only temporary. | 1.5258 | 0.03993 | 291 | 169 | 91 | 31 |
390 | ''Yes Mr. Dile, your coverage does include natural disasters.'' | 1.5258 | 0.04052 | 291 | 171 | 87 | 33 |
391 | I assure you Mr. Phelps, our firm has been in business for millions of years. I don't think you have anything to worry about. | 1.5258 | 0.03963 | 291 | 168 | 93 | 30 |
392 | You’re joining at a good time because we all just started safely coming back into work. | 1.5254 | 0.03728 | 295 | 176 | 88 | 31 |
393 | Unfortunately, that’s all the time we have. | 1.5254 | 0.04208 | 295 | 180 | 75 | 40 |
394 | Trust me, we've been in business here for 230 million years. | 1.5254 | 0.04262 | 295 | 182 | 71 | 42 |
395 | We're the most advanced species earth will ever see. What could change that? | 1.5254 | 0.04125 | 295 | 177 | 81 | 37 |
396 | Plans for the weekend? | 1.5253 | 0.03991 | 297 | 174 | 90 | 33 |
397 | This is the last of the paperwork. And then we're finished. | 1.5243 | 0.04342 | 288 | 179 | 67 | 42 |
398 | It's the usual mass extinction clause...just a formality. | 1.5243 | 0.04142 | 288 | 172 | 81 | 35 |
399 | ... and where do you picture yourself in, say, five minutes? | 1.5243 | 0.04258 | 288 | 176 | 73 | 39 |
400 | Who even knows where we’ll be in five years. | 1.5243 | 0.04229 | 288 | 175 | 75 | 38 |
401 | Yes sir! Natural disasters, acts of God, cosmic events—all 100% covered! | 1.5243 | 0.03933 | 288 | 165 | 95 | 28 |
402 | We like someone with an eye to the future | 1.5243 | 0.04142 | 288 | 172 | 81 | 35 |
403 | Welcome to the firm! I see a bright future ahead. | 1.5243 | 0.03871 | 288 | 163 | 99 | 26 |
404 | I've even included that extinction clause you're so worried about." | 1.5243 | 0.04113 | 288 | 171 | 83 | 34 |
405 | Do you have any experience at Risk Management? | 1.5241 | 0.04004 | 290 | 169 | 90 | 31 |
406 | Agnostic! Why do you ask? | 1.5240 | 0.04042 | 292 | 172 | 87 | 33 |
407 | Imagine this, fuel... but made out of people. | 1.5240 | 0.03612 | 292 | 188 | 67 | 37 |
408 | We should be finished any minute now. | 1.5240 | 0.04129 | 292 | 175 | 81 | 36 |
409 | Why the long face? | 1.5228 | 0.04234 | 285 | 173 | 75 | 37 |
410 | Great! So just sign here and I'll take your deposit. The policy will payout in the event of natural disaster- heh, heh, heh. | 1.5228 | 0.04263 | 285 | 174 | 73 | 38 |
411 | And Tuesday is Taco Night! | 1.5214 | 0.04046 | 280 | 163 | 88 | 29 |
412 | It’s been great working here. Also- I slept with your wife. | 1.5213 | 0.04414 | 282 | 177 | 63 | 42 |
413 | « Resignation letter? Wow I didn’t see that coming... » | 1.5213 | 0.04179 | 282 | 169 | 79 | 34 |
414 | Tell me about a time you adapted to change. | 1.5213 | 0.04148 | 282 | 168 | 81 | 33 |
415 | I said 'you've got the raise'. A smile would be nice. | 1.5213 | 0.04239 | 282 | 171 | 75 | 36 |
416 | We've been in business for millions of years, and expect to be in business for millions more. This deal is risk free! | 1.5213 | 0.02806 | 282 | 181 | 75 | 26 |
417 | They tell me these dragon suits are much more effective than hydroxychloroquine...... | 1.5213 | 0.04442 | 282 | 178 | 61 | 43 |
418 | No, I'm serious, Jerry--the New Yorker finally accepted one of my submissions! | 1.5211 | 0.04304 | 284 | 175 | 70 | 39 |
419 | Would you define Armageddon as a disaster or selling opportunity? | 1.5200 | 0.04132 | 275 | 162 | 83 | 30 |
420 | Jerry, you know the stock market hasn't been favorable to us in the last quarter, but it's not like it's the end of the world. | 1.5197 | 0.04120 | 279 | 165 | 83 | 31 |
421 | Relax. It''s headed to Yucatan. | 1.5197 | 0.04120 | 279 | 165 | 83 | 31 |
422 | Oh, that? Not to worry. My friend Xi says it will just disappear. | 1.5197 | 0.04025 | 279 | 162 | 89 | 28 |
423 | Everything looks good. You could retire tomorrow. | 1.5196 | 0.04160 | 281 | 168 | 80 | 33 |
424 | And as you can see, the policy comes with a lifetime guarantee. | 1.5187 | 0.04007 | 268 | 153 | 91 | 24 |
425 | We've seen steady growth for 175 million years--no reason to change now. | 1.5181 | 0.04153 | 276 | 164 | 81 | 31 |
426 | Take the weekend to think about it, I’m not going anywhere. | 1.5181 | 0.04216 | 276 | 166 | 77 | 33 |
427 | I would consider putting fossil fuels in your portfolio. | 1.5178 | 0.04395 | 253 | 152 | 71 | 30 |
428 | Today is the first day of the rest of our lives! | 1.5166 | 0.04492 | 271 | 171 | 60 | 40 |
429 | The good news is that this will provide income for the rest of your life. | 1.5166 | 0.04306 | 271 | 165 | 72 | 34 |
430 | So, where do you see yourself three seconds from now? | 1.5166 | 0.04523 | 271 | 172 | 58 | 41 |
431 | There's a meteor behind me, isn't there. | 1.5164 | 0.04228 | 275 | 166 | 76 | 33 |
432 | And where do you see yourself five years from now? | 1.5164 | 0.04100 | 275 | 162 | 84 | 29 |
433 | We need someone who can adapt quickly. | 1.5164 | 0.04259 | 275 | 167 | 74 | 34 |
434 | And how well would you say you work under pressure? | 1.5164 | 0.03969 | 275 | 158 | 92 | 25 |
435 | Likeable characters, but the doomsday plot seems a bit far-fetched | 1.5164 | 0.04196 | 275 | 165 | 78 | 32 |
436 | What the heck! Let's just scratch out this 'Act of God' clause. | 1.5164 | 0.04472 | 275 | 174 | 60 | 41 |
437 | Of course, we offer full coverage. Why do you ask? | 1.5164 | 0.04002 | 275 | 159 | 90 | 26 |
438 | We don’t anticipate any major changes in the market for several years. | 1.5164 | 0.04321 | 275 | 169 | 70 | 36 |
439 | So now you want to finance it? | 1.5164 | 0.04132 | 275 | 163 | 82 | 30 |
440 | Never mind about the meteor. It’ll disappear like magic. | 1.5164 | 0.04259 | 275 | 167 | 74 | 34 |
441 | ...but here's the kicker: it's got a lifetime guarantee. | 1.5164 | 0.04501 | 275 | 175 | 58 | 42 |
442 | I finally quit smoking!” | 1.5149 | 0.04145 | 268 | 158 | 82 | 28 |
443 | So, where do you see yourself in five year’s time? | 1.5149 | 0.04212 | 268 | 170 | 62 | 36 |
444 | From my lips to God's ears, if I am B.S.ing you, right now, may I be struck down by a meteor. | 1.5149 | 0.04294 | 268 | 165 | 69 | 34 |
445 | I'm sorry, but our time is up. | 1.5149 | 0.04310 | 268 | 163 | 72 | 33 |
446 | So that’s the plan: The virus wipes them out, and we have the whole place to ourselves again. | 1.5149 | 0.04343 | 268 | 164 | 70 | 34 |
447 | Where do you you see yourself in five minutes? | 1.5149 | 0.04245 | 268 | 161 | 76 | 31 |
448 | We have it totally under control. It’s one “asteroid” coming in from China, and we have it under control. It’s going to be just fine. | 1.5149 | 0.04438 | 268 | 167 | 64 | 37 |
449 | Don't worry. It's a painting to help sell insurance policies ! | 1.5147 | 0.04263 | 272 | 165 | 74 | 33 |
450 | The mammals are making great strides, but I just don't see them doing well long-term. | 1.5132 | 0.04076 | 265 | 164 | 70 | 31 |
451 | No, our benefit package doesn’t cover mass extinction. Why do you ask? | 1.5132 | 0.04380 | 265 | 163 | 68 | 34 |
452 | Are you sure you don't want to renew for another year?" | 1.5132 | 0.04347 | 265 | 162 | 70 | 33 |
453 | Why don’t you take some time off, Frank. You need to cheer yourself up, live a little! | 1.5115 | 0.04580 | 262 | 167 | 56 | 39 |
454 | I'll tack on an extinction rider at no extra cost. | 1.5115 | 0.04215 | 262 | 156 | 78 | 28 |
455 | This policy covers every contingency. | 1.5115 | 0.04317 | 262 | 159 | 72 | 31 |
456 | Actually, forget it. She can keep the house. | 1.5113 | 0.04368 | 266 | 164 | 68 | 34 |
457 | Where do you see yourself in sixty-five million years? | 1.5113 | 0.03923 | 266 | 166 | 70 | 30 |
458 | Their culture wasn’t prepared for a teensy little virus — and we’re the ones with “lizard brains”? | 1.5113 | 0.04432 | 266 | 166 | 64 | 36 |
459 | Today we make history. | 1.5113 | 0.04368 | 266 | 164 | 68 | 34 |
460 | Make dinosaurs great again". Yes, I love it | 1.5097 | 0.04380 | 257 | 162 | 61 | 34 |
461 | You know what I say, Williams. Evolve or die. Evolve or die. | 1.5097 | 0.04203 | 257 | 152 | 79 | 26 |
462 | Barring any unforeseen circumstances, you have a real future here. | 1.5097 | 0.04107 | 259 | 151 | 84 | 24 |
463 | So, barring any catastrophe, I'm gonna need you to work Saturdays for the next few months. | 1.5095 | 0.04305 | 263 | 160 | 72 | 31 |
464 | And of course, in the very unlikely event that Dinosaurs are wiped out, the Crocodiles and Alligators will inherit everything. | 1.5094 | 0.04281 | 265 | 161 | 73 | 31 |
465 | Our force majeure clause is air tight- it covers everything short of extinction! | 1.5079 | 0.04523 | 254 | 159 | 61 | 34 |
466 | ...and what part do the mammals play in this five year plan? | 1.5079 | 0.04489 | 254 | 158 | 63 | 33 |
467 | No one thinks they need extinction coverage until they need it | 1.5079 | 0.04489 | 254 | 158 | 63 | 33 |
468 | Why the hesitation? You see something I don't? | 1.5079 | 0.04419 | 254 | 156 | 67 | 31 |
469 | I can only offer you a temporary position. | 1.5079 | 0.04312 | 254 | 153 | 73 | 28 |
470 | I'm sorry Johnson, but there's no future for you at this company if you're not willing to evolve into a small flying animal with a beak and poor bowel control. | 1.5079 | 0.03834 | 254 | 168 | 54 | 32 |
471 | Our receptionist just gave me her two seconds notice. | 1.5079 | 0.04276 | 254 | 154 | 72 | 28 |
472 | This offer won’t last forever. | 1.5079 | 0.04276 | 254 | 152 | 75 | 27 |
473 | All those weekends and late evenings you've spent here at the office have finally paid off. We want to make you a partner. | 1.5078 | 0.04179 | 256 | 151 | 80 | 25 |
474 | It’s all going to disappear. One day, like a miracle. | 1.5078 | 0.04428 | 256 | 163 | 58 | 35 |
475 | I'm sorry, we have to let you go. But it's not the end of the world, you know? | 1.5078 | 0.04197 | 256 | 159 | 67 | 30 |
476 | You may have heard disturbing rumors of impending global climate change, but let me assure you that they are patently false. | 1.5078 | 0.04323 | 256 | 155 | 72 | 29 |
477 | Extinction event"? I'm not sure what you mean | 1.5078 | 0.04251 | 256 | 153 | 76 | 27 |
478 | We’ve expanded “Acts of God” to include Extinction Events | 1.5078 | 0.04119 | 258 | 151 | 83 | 24 |
479 | As part of your portfolio we intend to get you into oil and gas. | 1.5078 | 0.04603 | 258 | 165 | 55 | 38 |
480 | We couldn’t be more excited about your future here at ExxonMobil. | 1.5077 | 0.04410 | 260 | 161 | 66 | 33 |
481 | Trust me, economy will soar next year. Big Bang Year. | 1.5077 | 0.02883 | 260 | 171 | 65 | 24 |
482 | Tell me, where do you see yourself in five seconds? | 1.5065 | 0.04503 | 231 | 139 | 67 | 25 |
483 | It says you're a crisis management expert, can you elaborate on that? | 1.5059 | 0.04139 | 253 | 148 | 82 | 23 |
484 | How adaptable would you say you are during times of disruption and change? | 1.5059 | 0.04288 | 253 | 152 | 74 | 27 |
485 | Our analysts expect the market to rebound by the mid-Cretaceous period. | 1.5059 | 0.04101 | 253 | 147 | 84 | 22 |
486 | That was once in 65 million years. | 1.5059 | 0.04325 | 253 | 153 | 72 | 28 |
487 | Well, the divorce is official, you are finally free! | 1.5058 | 0.04000 | 257 | 160 | 69 | 28 |
488 | Today, I’m proud to declare that Pangea is in the midst of an economic boom the likes of which the world has never seen before. | 1.5058 | 0.04617 | 257 | 165 | 54 | 38 |
489 | And it says here you graduated with extinction? | 1.5058 | 0.04321 | 259 | 158 | 71 | 30 |
490 | Your editorial on Avoiding Extinction is eye opening and to the point. I’m putting it on the front page tomorrow! | 1.5041 | 0.04628 | 244 | 154 | 57 | 33 |
491 | Just the usual 'Act of God' legal-ese. Nothing to worry about. Why do you ask? | 1.5041 | 0.04453 | 246 | 151 | 66 | 29 |
492 | The team has just had enough of your apocalyptic prophesying, Jeff | 1.5041 | 0.04453 | 246 | 151 | 66 | 29 |
493 | Sorry, your dystopian story doesn't fit with our views. | 1.5041 | 0.04415 | 246 | 150 | 68 | 28 |
494 | What do you see yourself doing one minute from now? | 1.5041 | 0.04635 | 246 | 156 | 56 | 34 |
495 | Yep, we're dinosaurs, all right. A dying breed. | 1.5041 | 0.04184 | 246 | 144 | 80 | 22 |
496 | I’m sorry but this is your last day. | 1.5041 | 0.03632 | 246 | 156 | 66 | 24 |
497 | “This time we’ll be prepared.” | 1.5041 | 0.03960 | 246 | 161 | 55 | 30 |
498 | First it was the ice age, then the plague, and now it's this whole extinction nonsense. | 1.5041 | 0.04453 | 246 | 151 | 66 | 29 |
499 | Ice Age?! Nah, that's just fake news | 1.5040 | 0.04276 | 248 | 148 | 75 | 25 |
500 | Final question... | 1.5040 | 0.04444 | 248 | 160 | 54 | 34 |
501 | I guarantee this is the last policy you'll ever need. | 1.5040 | 0.04499 | 248 | 154 | 63 | 31 |
502 | Don't worry. The mammals will soon be extinct. | 1.5040 | 0.03659 | 248 | 163 | 57 | 28 |
503 | Just sign here. I mean, what’s the worst that can happen? | 1.5040 | 0.02176 | 248 | 164 | 66 | 18 |
504 | I love your dystopian vision. But mammals? | 1.5040 | 0.04238 | 248 | 147 | 77 | 24 |
505 | Well, if we don't meet our goals for this quarter, it won't be the end of the world. | 1.5040 | 0.04389 | 248 | 151 | 69 | 28 |
506 | Asteroids are nothing but bulbous, bald, crater-faced space pebbles that— There’s one right behind me, isn’t there? | 1.5040 | 0.04389 | 248 | 151 | 69 | 28 |
507 | ‘Acts of God’ are excluded, but it’s not like you live in a flood zone. | 1.5040 | 0.04426 | 248 | 152 | 67 | 29 |
508 | Do I have something in my teeth? | 1.5040 | 0.04472 | 250 | 155 | 64 | 31 |
509 | Don't worry about Comet-19. When warm weather returns, it will disappear. | 1.5022 | 0.04819 | 229 | 146 | 51 | 32 |
510 | Everything is under control | 1.5020 | 0.04577 | 245 | 154 | 59 | 32 |
511 | Sure, some are going to die, but getting the economy back on track is what's important. | 1.5020 | 0.04577 | 245 | 154 | 59 | 32 |
512 | Disruption means opportunity, that's our motto. | 1.5020 | 0.03971 | 245 | 146 | 78 | 21 |
513 | Thank you for your signature, your life insurance policy will be in effect starting tomorrow. | 1.5020 | 0.04449 | 249 | 154 | 65 | 30 |
514 | Meh, that's just fake news from liberal media. | 1.5000 | 0.03961 | 242 | 159 | 54 | 29 |
515 | Of course our life insurance policy can protect you during the apocalypse! | 1.5000 | 0.04192 | 242 | 142 | 79 | 21 |
516 | So that’s not a Zoom background? | 1.5000 | 0.04657 | 242 | 154 | 55 | 33 |
517 | The End. | 1.5000 | 0.04657 | 242 | 154 | 55 | 33 |
518 | What's my biggest strength? Im adaptable. Very adaptable. | 1.5000 | 0.04508 | 242 | 150 | 63 | 29 |
519 | Last words, if you knew the world was ending? Go! | 1.5000 | 0.04620 | 242 | 153 | 57 | 32 |
520 | „Oh man, you leaving the firm feels like the end of an era.“ | 1.5000 | 0.04431 | 242 | 153 | 59 | 30 |
521 | Don’t worry about it. They’ve been predicting the end of the world for ages. | 1.5000 | 0.04293 | 242 | 152 | 62 | 28 |
522 | Something tells me this is going to be a quick meeting. | 1.5000 | 0.04583 | 242 | 152 | 59 | 31 |
523 | Trust me, Havermeyer. Today marks the beginning of a whole new age. | 1.5000 | 0.04620 | 242 | 153 | 57 | 32 |
524 | No, your insurance doesn’t cover damage from a meteorite. Why do you ask? | 1.5000 | 0.04110 | 242 | 140 | 83 | 19 |
525 | Mort, you okay? You seem distracted. | 1.5000 | 0.04299 | 240 | 143 | 74 | 23 |
526 | As you can see, you're insured against every conceivable risk. | 1.5000 | 0.04545 | 242 | 151 | 61 | 30 |
527 | Do you have any experience working with mammals? | 1.5000 | 0.04657 | 242 | 154 | 55 | 33 |
528 | I don't think you will need retirement benefits. | 1.5000 | 0.04273 | 242 | 144 | 75 | 23 |
529 | Short of a meteor crashing to earth, your investments are safe with me. | 1.5000 | 0.04469 | 242 | 149 | 65 | 28 |
530 | This is for catastrophic coverage. You know, the stuff that never happens. | 1.5000 | 0.04431 | 242 | 153 | 59 | 30 |
531 | Sure, no one has ever requested it before, but we can get you signed up for the catastrophic health insurance plan. Welcome aboard, Steve! | 1.5000 | 0.04574 | 240 | 150 | 60 | 30 |
532 | Trust me, you’ll probably work here till the day you die! | 1.5000 | 0.04313 | 242 | 145 | 73 | 24 |
533 | As you can see here the extended warranty is your best bet. | 1.5000 | 0.04620 | 242 | 153 | 57 | 32 |
534 | I’m pretty sure this Extinction Thing is nothing but Fake News. | 1.5000 | 0.04766 | 242 | 157 | 49 | 36 |
535 | Whats the rush? You've got your whole life ahead of you. | 1.5000 | 0.04273 | 242 | 144 | 75 | 23 |
536 | Great! You can start Monday. | 1.5000 | 0.04192 | 242 | 142 | 79 | 21 |
537 | 'Where do you see yourself in 5 years?' | 1.4979 | 0.04732 | 237 | 152 | 52 | 33 |
538 | Where do you see you see yourself in 5 years time? | 1.4979 | 0.04617 | 237 | 149 | 58 | 30 |
539 | Have a great retirement, Doug! | 1.4979 | 0.03255 | 237 | 159 | 54 | 24 |
540 | It'll go away, like a miracle | 1.4979 | 0.04539 | 237 | 147 | 62 | 28 |
541 | it's now or never, man. | 1.4979 | 0.04500 | 237 | 146 | 64 | 27 |
542 | Did you catch the Big Bang Theory Finale? | 1.4979 | 0.04732 | 237 | 152 | 52 | 33 |
543 | So, Bob, where do you see yourself five years from now? | 1.4979 | 0.04913 | 235 | 155 | 43 | 37 |
544 | It’s a once-in-a-lifetime offer | 1.4979 | 0.04568 | 235 | 146 | 61 | 28 |
545 | This is a limited time offer. | 1.4979 | 0.04568 | 235 | 146 | 61 | 28 |
546 | Meteor insurance? Sure! Why not? | 1.4979 | 0.04488 | 235 | 144 | 65 | 26 |
547 | Go ahead, take the deal. What's the worst that could happen? | 1.4979 | 0.03949 | 235 | 149 | 62 | 24 |
548 | You tell me, what could possibly go wrong? | 1.4979 | 0.04488 | 235 | 144 | 65 | 26 |
549 | It's just a formality and you'll be finished in a second. | 1.4979 | 0.04280 | 235 | 139 | 75 | 21 |
550 | Good, good. Now -- where do you see yourself in five years? | 1.4979 | 0.04647 | 235 | 148 | 57 | 30 |
551 | You can have a variable rate for 5 years, or a 65 million year fixed. | 1.4979 | 0.04608 | 235 | 147 | 59 | 29 |
552 | Ok Daniel, this covers you for everything except acts of God. | 1.4979 | 0.04725 | 235 | 150 | 53 | 32 |
553 | All I said was that our rise has been meteoric. Why are you giving me that look? | 1.4979 | 0.04528 | 235 | 145 | 63 | 27 |
554 | I'm sorry to see you go, Rex. Enjoy your retirement. | 1.4978 | 0.03170 | 223 | 149 | 53 | 21 |
555 | The 'catastrophe' clause is just boilerplate." | 1.4958 | 0.04267 | 236 | 140 | 75 | 21 |
556 | So, you are applying for Gator aid? | 1.4957 | 0.04542 | 234 | 145 | 62 | 27 |
557 | And then it hit me, right out of the blue... | 1.4957 | 0.04378 | 234 | 141 | 70 | 23 |
558 | Eh, it reads a bit pessimistic. The President says we've got these meteorites under control. | 1.4957 | 0.04461 | 234 | 143 | 66 | 25 |
559 | My final offer. | 1.4957 | 0.04692 | 232 | 147 | 55 | 30 |
560 | We'll get back to you on Monday! | 1.4956 | 0.04754 | 228 | 145 | 53 | 30 |
561 | All this talk of extinction just kills me! | 1.4956 | 0.04954 | 228 | 150 | 43 | 35 |
562 | For us, the sky's the limit . . . | 1.4952 | 0.04541 | 210 | 125 | 66 | 19 |
563 | Pretty conclusive evidence this meteorite thing is just a big hoax. | 1.4937 | 0.04379 | 237 | 144 | 69 | 24 |
564 | I say this to all my new clients: divorce is not the end of the world. | 1.4937 | 0.04254 | 237 | 141 | 75 | 21 |
565 | Don’t worry about it! President Rex swears it’s a hoax. | 1.4936 | 0.04406 | 235 | 143 | 68 | 24 |
566 | The asteroid threat will vanish by April! | 1.4936 | 0.04568 | 235 | 147 | 60 | 28 |
567 | The Koch brothers last meeting | 1.4935 | 0.04787 | 231 | 149 | 50 | 32 |
568 | A big boom is coming and we're ready for it. | 1.4935 | 0.04503 | 231 | 142 | 64 | 25 |
569 | Can you find a word in there that rhymes with “distinction?. | 1.4935 | 0.04503 | 231 | 142 | 64 | 25 |
570 | You're joking, right? | 1.4935 | 0.03850 | 231 | 155 | 49 | 27 |
571 | I thought you'd be more excited about this promotion. | 1.4935 | 0.03946 | 231 | 152 | 53 | 26 |
572 | Look, I just don’t see a future for you here. | 1.4935 | 0.04586 | 231 | 144 | 60 | 27 |
573 | Congrats! You can start tomorrow morning. | 1.4934 | 0.04490 | 229 | 140 | 65 | 24 |
574 | So now that this DINO-virus-19 pandemic is under control, life is looking good.... | 1.4934 | 0.04858 | 229 | 149 | 47 | 33 |
575 | I always wanted to say this to someone going on furlough.... “See you later, alligator”. | 1.4934 | 0.04819 | 229 | 148 | 49 | 32 |
576 | Remember Dan, we are investing for the the long term. | 1.4934 | 0.04532 | 229 | 141 | 63 | 25 |
577 | Let's talk about catastrophic insurance. | 1.4934 | 0.04134 | 229 | 132 | 81 | 16 |
578 | Yes, we do provide life insurance for employees and their families. Why do you ask? | 1.4934 | 0.04532 | 229 | 141 | 63 | 25 |
579 | The Jurassic administration said they left us some sort of 'playbook', but how likely is it we'll need that? I mean, really. | 1.4934 | 0.04616 | 229 | 143 | 59 | 27 |
580 | Well, this really puts me between a rock and a hard place. Let's talk Monday. | 1.4934 | 0.04490 | 229 | 140 | 65 | 24 |
581 | I wouldn't be concerned with the 'Act of God' clause. Those are one-in-a-billion year events that never happen. | 1.4934 | 0.04657 | 229 | 144 | 57 | 28 |
582 | Well then, barring any unforeseens, welcome to Mesozoic, Inc. | 1.4934 | 0.04858 | 229 | 149 | 47 | 33 |
583 | So you say your greatest skill is evolving in changing environments? | 1.4934 | 0.04447 | 229 | 139 | 67 | 23 |
584 | And the second page is just a formality, it just waves all liabilities on our part in the unlikely event of an asteroid strike | 1.4933 | 0.04965 | 225 | 148 | 43 | 34 |
585 | Trust me, as long as dinosaurs walk the earth, you’ll be pulling in residuals. | 1.4933 | 0.04548 | 225 | 138 | 63 | 24 |
586 | You do know that this is a temporary position. | 1.4933 | 0.04460 | 225 | 136 | 67 | 22 |
587 | ....and that’s our final offer! | 1.4933 | 0.04634 | 225 | 140 | 59 | 26 |
588 | Your future is in fossil fuels. | 1.4933 | 0.04578 | 223 | 137 | 62 | 24 |
589 | Of course no one can predict when they might need insurance. | 1.4933 | 0.04751 | 223 | 141 | 54 | 28 |
590 | This policy doesn't cover mass extinction, but that's never going to happen. | 1.4914 | 0.04530 | 232 | 144 | 62 | 26 |
591 | And with this new policy update I think you'll be prepared for anything the universe can throw at you. | 1.4914 | 0.04612 | 232 | 146 | 58 | 28 |
592 | You'll enjoy it here, every day is different. | 1.4914 | 0.04612 | 232 | 146 | 58 | 28 |
593 | One word: Plastics. | 1.4912 | 0.04504 | 228 | 140 | 64 | 24 |
594 | A pandemic? That’s as remote as a meteor hitting the earth and destroying our civilization. | 1.4912 | 0.04713 | 228 | 145 | 54 | 29 |
595 | No, this life insurance policy doesn’t have any exclusions...why do you ask? | 1.4912 | 0.04461 | 228 | 139 | 66 | 23 |
596 | `` And this contract will provide you with a generous, guaranteed, life-time income.'' | 1.4912 | 0.04504 | 228 | 140 | 64 | 24 |
597 | No, it does not cover acts of god. | 1.4912 | 0.04631 | 228 | 143 | 58 | 27 |
598 | It’s an old painting called ‘2020’, pretty cool right? | 1.4912 | 0.04661 | 226 | 142 | 57 | 27 |
599 | I don’t believe the scientists either... | 1.4912 | 0.04661 | 226 | 142 | 57 | 27 |
600 | No, your policy doesn't cover that. Why do you ask? | 1.4912 | 0.04619 | 226 | 141 | 59 | 26 |
601 | Live for today!" that's my motto | 1.4912 | 0.04401 | 226 | 136 | 69 | 21 |
602 | Now, keep in mind, this position is only temporary. | 1.4911 | 0.04474 | 224 | 136 | 66 | 22 |
603 | I think your future here is looking bright, Gary. | 1.4911 | 0.04606 | 224 | 139 | 60 | 25 |
604 | They won't know what hit them! | 1.4911 | 0.04518 | 224 | 137 | 64 | 23 |
605 | I got to tell you Frank, you keeps producing these types of numbers this company going to explode! | 1.4911 | 0.02757 | 224 | 155 | 48 | 21 |
606 | a fireball comin at my head, that’s a good one ya almost had me turn around an look | 1.4890 | 0.04518 | 227 | 140 | 63 | 24 |
607 | The impact of this merger will blow you away. | 1.4890 | 0.04518 | 227 | 140 | 63 | 24 |
608 | Look. The only thing the policy doesn’t cover is Cretaceous-Tertiary extinction, but c’mon! | 1.4890 | 0.04687 | 227 | 144 | 55 | 28 |
609 | Yet another hoax by the dynocrats | 1.4890 | 0.04851 | 227 | 148 | 47 | 32 |
610 | Actually please add in the extinction clause. You know, just in case... | 1.4890 | 0.04475 | 227 | 139 | 65 | 23 |
611 | Deals like this only happen once in a million years!" | 1.4890 | 0.04604 | 227 | 142 | 59 | 26 |
612 | Congratulations on being our first ever Cash For Life lottery winner; Five hundred dollars a week for the rest of your life. | 1.4890 | 0.04687 | 227 | 144 | 55 | 28 |
613 | I love your script Al, but the ending needs a bigger surprise. | 1.4889 | 0.04591 | 225 | 140 | 60 | 25 |
614 | The real estate is a buyer’s market, you know, what with the apocalypse and everything | 1.4889 | 0.04676 | 225 | 142 | 56 | 27 |
615 | It's okay, this won't be my first existential crisis. | 1.4889 | 0.04884 | 225 | 147 | 46 | 32 |
616 | ...but what these so called “scientists” don’t mention is how many tiny meteoroids enter the atmosphere every single day. | 1.4889 | 0.04634 | 225 | 141 | 58 | 26 |
617 | I found your essay on how humans made themselves extinct utterly fascinating. What do you think that was like? | 1.4888 | 0.04488 | 223 | 136 | 65 | 22 |
618 | I know outside it looks like it's the end of the world, but here at Goldman Sachs, we know exactly how to make money from it. | 1.4888 | 0.04708 | 223 | 141 | 55 | 27 |
619 | I'm de-funding the Disaster Preparedness Commission. If we have one, we'll just blame our opponents and give reconstruction projects to our friends. | 1.4888 | 0.04959 | 223 | 147 | 43 | 33 |
620 | You and I are survivors, my friend. Always have been. Always will be. | 1.4888 | 0.04751 | 223 | 142 | 53 | 28 |
621 | Don’t worry about that. We’re too big to fail. | 1.4888 | 0.04533 | 223 | 137 | 63 | 23 |
622 | ...and get this, those same experts said we'd get hit by a meteor sometime this week. | 1.4887 | 0.04608 | 221 | 137 | 60 | 24 |
623 | As a life form, I still think we haven't peaked. | 1.4887 | 0.04696 | 221 | 139 | 56 | 26 |
624 | We're expecting a boom. | 1.4887 | 0.04425 | 221 | 133 | 68 | 20 |
625 | An employee like you is almost extinct. | 1.4887 | 0.04563 | 221 | 136 | 62 | 23 |
626 | Look at me as the window into your future.. | 1.4879 | 0.04979 | 207 | 133 | 47 | 27 |
627 | At last, pandemic is over | 1.4879 | 0.04787 | 207 | 129 | 55 | 23 |
628 | Now that the Mergers and Acquisitions people are on board, there's nothin that can stop us. | 1.4865 | 0.04636 | 222 | 139 | 58 | 25 |
629 | What can you tell me about Adam Smith’s theory of the invisible hand? | 1.4864 | 0.04842 | 220 | 142 | 49 | 29 |
630 | You’re perfectly positioned. The Market is getting ready to explode. | 1.4864 | 0.04623 | 220 | 137 | 59 | 24 |
631 | I hope you will accept the offer of a position in our firm. We think you have a long, bright future ahead of you. | 1.4864 | 0.04393 | 220 | 132 | 69 | 19 |
632 | Of course, we’d like to plan for that, but our board isn’t going to let us sacrifice quarterly profits on a hunch. | 1.4864 | 0.04440 | 220 | 133 | 67 | 20 |
633 | You’ve certainly got a bright future here. | 1.4864 | 0.04532 | 220 | 135 | 63 | 22 |
634 | Welp, looks like our time is up. | 1.4864 | 0.04756 | 220 | 140 | 53 | 27 |
635 | Extinction? Don't be ridiculous. It's just another flu. | 1.4864 | 0.04623 | 220 | 137 | 59 | 24 |
636 | Jeffery relax, today's meeting won't be the end of the world. | 1.4864 | 0.04248 | 220 | 129 | 75 | 16 |
637 | So congratulations, you start Monday morning, barring any unforeseen events. | 1.4864 | 0.04532 | 220 | 135 | 63 | 22 |
638 | I don’t know, I just have a feeling that something big is about to happen. | 1.4864 | 0.04532 | 220 | 135 | 63 | 22 |
639 | Yes, we cover extinction. | 1.4864 | 0.04486 | 220 | 134 | 65 | 21 |
640 | There are a lot of contingencies in this contract, but rarely does anything out of the ordinary happen around here. | 1.4864 | 0.04486 | 220 | 134 | 65 | 21 |
641 | No worries, in a few seconds we will be finished. | 1.4864 | 0.04578 | 220 | 136 | 61 | 23 |
642 | Your article on our impending extinction was well-written, but I just didn't connect with it. | 1.4864 | 0.04667 | 220 | 138 | 57 | 25 |
643 | And heavens forbid, if something were to happen to you, your loved ones will provided for. | 1.4864 | 0.03498 | 220 | 140 | 63 | 17 |
644 | Okay,so here's our evacuation plan: Everyone stand in the open and deny that it's coming,and it'll go away. | 1.4864 | 0.05011 | 220 | 146 | 41 | 33 |
645 | Extinction Insurance, that's a good one! | 1.4864 | 0.04756 | 220 | 140 | 53 | 27 |
646 | Totally, the NYC real estate market always comes back. | 1.4862 | 0.04373 | 218 | 130 | 70 | 18 |
647 | Thank you for your dedication to this company for the last 35 years. Enjoy your well-earned retirement. | 1.4862 | 0.04744 | 218 | 138 | 54 | 26 |
648 | Sign here. It is just the obligatory catastrophic event waiver. | 1.4862 | 0.04919 | 218 | 142 | 46 | 30 |
649 | There will be no one around to pay or collect, so, of course, we cover mass extinction. | 1.4862 | 0.04562 | 218 | 134 | 62 | 22 |
650 | We're looking for something high impact. | 1.4862 | 0.04175 | 218 | 126 | 78 | 14 |
651 | A world in which mammals evolve to be the dominant species? Honestly, don't you think that's a little too out there for the audience? | 1.4862 | 0.04788 | 218 | 139 | 52 | 27 |
652 | We're forecasting astronomical growth over the next epoch | 1.4861 | 0.03041 | 216 | 148 | 48 | 20 |
653 | I'm telling you, it's fake news. There is no meteor headed towards Earth. We are not going to die! | 1.4861 | 0.04866 | 216 | 139 | 49 | 28 |
654 | Just sign here. THIS is going to be the beginning of a new era! | 1.4861 | 0.04593 | 216 | 133 | 61 | 22 |
655 | Screw future generations. We’re gonna be rich! | 1.4861 | 0.04866 | 216 | 139 | 49 | 28 |
656 | Good. And where do you see yourself in five seconds? | 1.4861 | 0.04777 | 216 | 137 | 53 | 26 |
657 | This is my last and final offer. | 1.4861 | 0.04686 | 216 | 135 | 57 | 24 |
658 | Rocks falling from the sky? What’s next, talking mammals? | 1.4861 | 0.04821 | 216 | 138 | 51 | 27 |
659 | Congratulations on your retirement! | 1.4861 | 0.04731 | 216 | 136 | 55 | 25 |
660 | Oh, just sign! That would be a one in million year event. | 1.4861 | 0.04821 | 216 | 138 | 51 | 27 |
661 | And where do you see yourself in say 66 million years? | 1.4861 | 0.04450 | 216 | 130 | 67 | 19 |
662 | I'm telling you that in 60 million years, this day will still be talked about. | 1.4861 | 0.04731 | 216 | 136 | 55 | 25 |
663 | Don’t worry, that’s just my Zoom background. | 1.4861 | 0.04686 | 216 | 135 | 57 | 24 |
664 | My instincts tell me you are going to be with us until the end. | 1.4861 | 0.04866 | 216 | 139 | 49 | 28 |
665 | Why do you think it’s s temp job? | 1.4861 | 0.04777 | 216 | 137 | 53 | 26 |
666 | Natural selection is fake news, Herb.. | 1.4861 | 0.04686 | 216 | 135 | 57 | 24 |
667 | Maintain your eye contact! Rule number one of business. | 1.4858 | 0.04534 | 212 | 131 | 60 | 21 |
668 | Tell me about your experience with crisis management | 1.4858 | 0.04509 | 212 | 128 | 65 | 19 |
669 | Relax Carl! Getting fired is not the end of the world. | 1.4837 | 0.04561 | 215 | 132 | 62 | 21 |
670 | Sorry, but why did you say “Oh no, not again“? | 1.4837 | 0.04971 | 215 | 141 | 44 | 30 |
671 | The president's son-in-law is heading the asteroid response team, so we're not too worried about impacts. | 1.4837 | 0.04971 | 215 | 141 | 44 | 30 |
672 | Welcome to the Crisis Management team! | 1.4836 | 0.04591 | 213 | 131 | 61 | 21 |
673 | Oh don't worry, this is just a dream–you're naked at a job interview for crying out loud. | 1.4836 | 0.04872 | 213 | 137 | 49 | 27 |
674 | ‘Our vacation policy? Two weeks or the end of the world - whichever comes first.’ | 1.4833 | 0.04942 | 209 | 135 | 47 | 27 |
675 | And they say guys like us can't survive... | 1.4833 | 0.04453 | 209 | 125 | 67 | 17 |
676 | Of course, disaster could strike at any moment. | 1.4833 | 0.04555 | 209 | 127 | 63 | 19 |
677 | That's an odd request, but sure, you can add meteor coverage. | 1.4833 | 0.04655 | 209 | 129 | 59 | 21 |
678 | You're selling all your stocks? Do you know something I don't? | 1.4833 | 0.04655 | 209 | 129 | 59 | 21 |
679 | Tell me Rex, What are your long-term plans? | 1.4833 | 0.04801 | 209 | 132 | 53 | 24 |
680 | So tell me, where do you see yourself in five years? | 1.4831 | 0.04687 | 207 | 128 | 58 | 21 |
681 | I promise that you won’t find a better offer in this lifetime. | 1.4831 | 0.03548 | 207 | 138 | 50 | 19 |
682 | At this point we feel confident that the worst is behind us | 1.4831 | 0.04786 | 207 | 130 | 54 | 23 |
683 | Where do you see yourself in five seconds? | 1.4831 | 0.04786 | 207 | 130 | 54 | 23 |
684 | Congratulations Mr. Scales. Your family now has lifetime financial security. | 1.4831 | 0.04737 | 207 | 129 | 56 | 22 |
685 | This will only take a minute. | 1.4831 | 0.04737 | 207 | 129 | 56 | 22 |
686 | And in the unlikely event you and your family go extinct, we waive the deductible. | 1.4831 | 0.04835 | 207 | 131 | 52 | 24 |
687 | So your 401k took a hit. It’s not the end of the world. | 1.4831 | 0.04586 | 207 | 126 | 62 | 19 |
688 | Nothing to worry about. Your tests all came back negative.....; you should be around for many, many years. | 1.4831 | 0.04835 | 207 | 131 | 52 | 24 |
689 | It’s a transfer to Cleveland, not the end of the world. | 1.4811 | 0.04750 | 212 | 134 | 54 | 24 |
690 | So... what's on your Five Year Plan? | 1.4811 | 0.04703 | 212 | 133 | 56 | 23 |
691 | Barring some unforeseen circumstance, I have no reason to see why you can’t start immediately. | 1.4811 | 0.04306 | 212 | 130 | 64 | 18 |
692 | Thirty years from now, you’ll be happy you went with whole life. | 1.4811 | 0.04797 | 212 | 135 | 52 | 25 |
693 | Not to be dramatic, Sal, but it really does feel like the end of an era. | 1.4811 | 0.04408 | 212 | 129 | 65 | 18 |
694 | Congratulations, here's your asteroid policy. | 1.4811 | 0.04750 | 212 | 134 | 54 | 24 |
695 | Anyways she took us upstairs to the champagne room and she started giving Phil a lap dance and THEN like 8 more strippers came out of nowhere.... ummmm what are you staring at? | 1.4811 | 0.05113 | 212 | 142 | 38 | 32 |
696 | There's never been a better time to buy. | 1.4810 | 0.04970 | 210 | 137 | 45 | 28 |
697 | The flu kills more people every year! The FLU! | 1.4810 | 0.04783 | 210 | 133 | 53 | 24 |
698 | From where I’m sitting I would say that things can’t go anywhere but up for us. | 1.4810 | 0.02997 | 210 | 145 | 46 | 19 |
699 | Shareholders are happy with their returns and our profitability. What could go wrong? | 1.4810 | 0.04783 | 210 | 133 | 53 | 24 |
700 | So tell me about this 65 million year gap in employment | 1.4810 | 0.04878 | 210 | 135 | 49 | 26 |
701 | Great, so can you start on Monday? | 1.4810 | 0.04437 | 210 | 136 | 51 | 23 |
702 | Before you start we do need you to get tested for COVID-19 | 1.4810 | 0.04539 | 210 | 128 | 63 | 19 |
703 | We're happy to bring you onto our team, we see nothing but a bright future together! | 1.4810 | 0.03741 | 210 | 136 | 56 | 18 |
704 | at least we finally learned to sit upright | 1.4810 | 0.04638 | 210 | 130 | 59 | 21 |
705 | And what exactly are your longterm goals? | 1.4810 | 0.04736 | 210 | 132 | 55 | 23 |
706 | I’ve been telling you, climate change is bullshit! | 1.4810 | 0.04831 | 210 | 134 | 51 | 25 |
707 | Don't worry, it's just a hoax. | 1.4810 | 0.04878 | 210 | 135 | 49 | 26 |
708 | The dialogue is strong, but the post-apocalyptic theme is just too unbelievable. | 1.4810 | 0.04589 | 210 | 129 | 61 | 20 |
709 | An 'Act of God' clause? Why, what have you heard? | 1.4810 | 0.04281 | 210 | 123 | 73 | 14 |
710 | Congratulations! We just approved your 30-year mortgage loan. | 1.4810 | 0.04736 | 210 | 132 | 55 | 23 |
711 | They can't make us take cover. It's a free country! | 1.4810 | 0.04736 | 210 | 132 | 55 | 23 |
712 | I mean, what could go wrong? | 1.4810 | 0.04831 | 210 | 134 | 51 | 25 |
713 | It’s well written, but the dystopian extinction event thriller is so last epoch. | 1.4810 | 0.04638 | 210 | 130 | 59 | 21 |
714 | So tell me where do you see yourself in 65 million years? | 1.4810 | 0.04783 | 210 | 133 | 53 | 24 |
715 | This new policy covers everything but being hit by a meteor | 1.4810 | 0.04783 | 210 | 133 | 53 | 24 |
716 | Fires, floods, hurricanes...our comprehensive policy covers everything short of total extinction. | 1.4810 | 0.04687 | 210 | 131 | 57 | 22 |
717 | Crocker, I'm just a fossil from a bygone era....all but extinct. What this company needs is a cold-blooded survivor like you! | 1.4810 | 0.04687 | 210 | 131 | 57 | 22 |
718 | Ed, the firm is delighted to offer you partnership ... | 1.4810 | 0.02454 | 210 | 146 | 47 | 17 |
719 | You see something I don't? | 1.4810 | 0.04736 | 210 | 132 | 55 | 23 |
720 | It's just a non-disclosure agreement, not the end of the world! | 1.4810 | 0.04878 | 210 | 135 | 49 | 26 |
721 | Why yes I can triple your life insurance policy, but may I ask you why? | 1.4808 | 0.04570 | 208 | 127 | 62 | 19 |
722 | We expect the future to be very bright. | 1.4808 | 0.04720 | 208 | 130 | 56 | 22 |
723 | Your Living Will is finally ready for signature." | 1.4808 | 0.04467 | 208 | 125 | 66 | 17 |
724 | You keep up the good work, and your future's looking bright with the firm. | 1.4808 | 0.04960 | 208 | 135 | 46 | 27 |
725 | An asteroid? Coming to Earth? LOL. What's next, your gonna tell me the Earth is round? | 1.4808 | 0.04621 | 208 | 128 | 60 | 20 |
726 | Sometimes I think that companies like ours are on the verge of extinction. | 1.4808 | 0.04913 | 208 | 134 | 48 | 26 |
727 | This time we are much better prepared | 1.4789 | 0.04733 | 213 | 135 | 54 | 24 |
728 | I know, Bob you believe in your Tarot readings but we can't just print "You are all gonna die" in our horoscope section. | 1.4783 | 0.04834 | 207 | 132 | 51 | 24 |
729 | Listen, you have to be adaptable if you want to survive. | 1.4783 | 0.04834 | 207 | 132 | 51 | 24 |
730 | Yes, our policy does cover damage due to natural disasters. Why do you ask? | 1.4783 | 0.04736 | 207 | 130 | 55 | 22 |
731 | Between you and me, New York City won’t know what hit ‘em! | 1.4783 | 0.04834 | 207 | 132 | 51 | 24 |
732 | That’s just my Zoom virtual background. | 1.4783 | 0.04636 | 207 | 128 | 59 | 20 |
733 | You won’t believe what they say killed the humans. | 1.4783 | 0.04736 | 207 | 130 | 55 | 22 |
734 | Hello-oh, I'm over here. | 1.4783 | 0.04636 | 207 | 128 | 59 | 20 |
735 | Sure, lunch tomorrow will be fine. | 1.4783 | 0.02724 | 207 | 133 | 63 | 11 |
736 | You've got health, hurricane, tornado, earthquake and fire. Everything you need. | 1.4783 | 0.04834 | 207 | 132 | 51 | 24 |
737 | Don't get so emotional with the termination letter. It's not the end of the world. | 1.4783 | 0.04482 | 207 | 125 | 65 | 17 |
738 | Great news - the cancer has cleared and you’re fit as a fiddle! | 1.4780 | 0.04565 | 205 | 125 | 62 | 18 |
739 | And here comes the good news | 1.4780 | 0.04669 | 205 | 127 | 58 | 20 |
740 | OK, Just sign here and we’re all done. | 1.4780 | 0.04770 | 205 | 129 | 54 | 22 |
741 | Trust me, Dino Industries is about to explode. | 1.4780 | 0.04966 | 205 | 133 | 46 | 26 |
742 | Yep, looks like this memo covers every possible scenario! | 1.4780 | 0.03824 | 205 | 132 | 56 | 17 |
743 | Great job calming down the shareholders today, Fred - crisis averted! | 1.4780 | 0.04820 | 205 | 130 | 52 | 23 |
744 | Nonsense. We’re too big to fail. | 1.4780 | 0.04869 | 205 | 131 | 50 | 24 |
745 | It's one bad performance review, not the end of the world! | 1.4780 | 0.04966 | 205 | 133 | 46 | 26 |
746 | You're going to love retirement. | 1.4780 | 0.03137 | 205 | 137 | 52 | 16 |
747 | The meteor thing is a hoax, can't let it slow down commerce can we? | 1.4780 | 0.04820 | 205 | 130 | 52 | 23 |
748 | Adapt or die. That's our motto. | 1.4757 | 0.04652 | 206 | 128 | 58 | 20 |
749 | We just don’t see a future for you here | 1.4755 | 0.04837 | 204 | 130 | 51 | 23 |
750 | To be honest, you’re coming across a little doom and gloomy | 1.4755 | 0.04936 | 204 | 132 | 47 | 25 |
751 | I'm telling you, Steve: nothing can stop this economy! | 1.4755 | 0.04761 | 204 | 131 | 50 | 23 |
752 | No, technically that’s a meteoroid. Once it enters the atmosphere it becomes a meteor. Honestly, my pedantry will be the death of me. | 1.4755 | 0.04886 | 204 | 131 | 49 | 24 |
753 | It's a scaly time. | 1.4755 | 0.05358 | 204 | 141 | 29 | 34 |
754 | Good News! I finally gave up cigarettes. | 1.4755 | 0.04837 | 204 | 130 | 51 | 23 |
755 | Tomorrow starts today | 1.4755 | 0.05128 | 204 | 136 | 39 | 29 |
756 | Yah see Larry , if you want to be sitting behind this desk one day, you’ve got to learn to pay attention to your surroundings. You were totally caught off guard in that meeting today.. | 1.4755 | 0.04886 | 204 | 131 | 49 | 24 |
757 | It’s been a fearful couple of months, but I think we can all agree the worst is behind us. | 1.4755 | 0.04787 | 204 | 129 | 53 | 22 |
758 | so where do you see yourself five seconds from now? | 1.4755 | 0.04936 | 204 | 132 | 47 | 25 |
759 | ‘What, do I have something on my face?’ | 1.4755 | 0.04736 | 204 | 128 | 55 | 21 |
760 | At Mesozoicorp our long term incentive plan is among the best in Pangea .... | 1.4755 | 0.05174 | 204 | 137 | 37 | 30 |
761 | We're looking for someone who can stay calm under pressure. | 1.4755 | 0.04580 | 204 | 125 | 61 | 18 |
762 | Great quarter! The worst is behind us. | 1.4755 | 0.04787 | 204 | 129 | 53 | 22 |
763 | short of a catastrophe, you are well on your way to an easy retirement | 1.4755 | 0.04527 | 204 | 134 | 47 | 23 |
764 | The beauty of it is you’re guaranteed an income for life! | 1.4755 | 0.04936 | 204 | 132 | 47 | 25 |
765 | So, what made you decide to accept the Number Two position? | 1.4755 | 0.01831 | 204 | 146 | 42 | 16 |
766 | Ignore it, it's fake news. | 1.4755 | 0.05128 | 204 | 136 | 39 | 29 |
767 | I don't see anything that could blow up this deal! Do you? | 1.4755 | 0.04580 | 204 | 125 | 61 | 18 |
768 | Impressive resume, Rex. So, where do you see yourself in five years? | 1.4755 | 0.04419 | 204 | 122 | 67 | 15 |
769 | Is this a temp position? Why do you ask?” | 1.4755 | 0.04886 | 204 | 131 | 49 | 24 |
770 | Yes it’s more expensive, but acts of God are covered. | 1.4755 | 0.04886 | 204 | 131 | 49 | 24 |
771 | So will it be term or whole life? | 1.4755 | 0.04447 | 204 | 135 | 46 | 23 |
772 | I wish I could do more, but it's a temporary position. | 1.4755 | 0.04685 | 204 | 127 | 57 | 20 |
773 | In 150 million years history will look back as today being a game changer! | 1.4755 | 0.04736 | 204 | 128 | 55 | 21 |
774 | If you sign right now I will throw in the extinction coverage for free. | 1.4755 | 0.04392 | 204 | 124 | 64 | 16 |
775 | This will be a day to remember! | 1.4755 | 0.04837 | 204 | 130 | 51 | 23 |
776 | 'What makes you think that it's only a temporary position ?" | 1.4755 | 0.04787 | 204 | 129 | 53 | 22 |
777 | We really think this company is poised for long term growth. | 1.4755 | 0.04474 | 204 | 123 | 65 | 16 |
778 | We're the top of the food chain. What can possibly go wrong? | 1.4755 | 0.04787 | 204 | 129 | 53 | 22 |
779 | 'I'm requesting a transfer to Fossil Fuels.' | 1.4755 | 0.04886 | 204 | 131 | 49 | 24 |
780 | If I'm lying, may an asteroid end the reign of the dinosaurs. | 1.4755 | 0.04886 | 204 | 131 | 49 | 24 |
781 | That’s awfully specific, but, yes, hypothetically it would qualify as an “act of God.” | 1.4755 | 0.04837 | 204 | 130 | 51 | 23 |
782 | There won't be another deal this good for the next 65 million years. | 1.4755 | 0.04736 | 204 | 128 | 55 | 21 |
783 | That was fake news that a meteor killed the dinosaurs 65 million years ago. | 1.4755 | 0.04787 | 204 | 132 | 49 | 23 |
784 | Look, the odds of an existential event are astro-nomical | 1.4755 | 0.03607 | 204 | 136 | 50 | 18 |
785 | This is a great policy, but it doesn't cover "Acts of God," of course. | 1.4755 | 0.04984 | 204 | 133 | 45 | 26 |
786 | Don't worry. This contract is good till the end of time. | 1.4755 | 0.04886 | 204 | 131 | 49 | 24 |
787 | You’ll see, this so-called meteor extinction event will be just another desperate hoax cooked up by the Dinocrats. | 1.4752 | 0.04718 | 202 | 126 | 56 | 20 |
788 | Oh THAT meteor? It’ll disappear, like a miracle! Also, you’re fired. | 1.4752 | 0.04821 | 202 | 128 | 52 | 22 |
789 | Now, now, Jerry, just sign the contract and we'll get this "Great Balls of Fire" of yours out there an vinyl. | 1.4752 | 0.04612 | 202 | 124 | 60 | 18 |
790 | Good news, your wife said you can keep the kids. | 1.4752 | 0.04922 | 202 | 130 | 48 | 24 |
791 | Our plan for world domination is working perfectly. What could go wrong? | 1.4752 | 0.04504 | 202 | 122 | 64 | 16 |
792 | The lawyers tell me it would take an act of God, like a meteor or something, to get you out of this contract. | 1.4752 | 0.04821 | 202 | 128 | 52 | 22 |
793 | And you know the secret of surviving a hundred and sixty million years, Rothark? Never look back. | 1.4752 | 0.04718 | 202 | 126 | 56 | 20 |
794 | Listen, Smedly. Dinosaurs have been here for MILLIONS of years! Get over your unhealthy fear of extinction! | 1.4752 | 0.04718 | 202 | 126 | 56 | 20 |
795 | If we took every warning seriously, then our descendants would be chickens. | 1.4752 | 0.04872 | 202 | 129 | 50 | 23 |
796 | Tell me about a time you had to deliver bad news to a manager. | 1.4752 | 0.04972 | 202 | 131 | 46 | 25 |
797 | You say you were a frogman in the navy? | 1.4752 | 0.05021 | 202 | 132 | 44 | 26 |
798 | Of course, the only thing permanent is change...... | 1.4750 | 0.04908 | 200 | 128 | 49 | 23 |
799 | Come on, we all know CoMet-19 is a hoax. | 1.4750 | 0.04699 | 200 | 124 | 57 | 19 |
800 | Looks like we're just about finished here. | 1.4750 | 0.04831 | 200 | 129 | 48 | 23 |
801 | Nothing short of a planetary disaster can stop us now | 1.4750 | 0.04805 | 200 | 126 | 53 | 21 |
802 | Not your best work -- but don't worry, it's not the end of the world. | 1.4750 | 0.04536 | 200 | 121 | 63 | 16 |
803 | Here's hoping that you can take us into the future | 1.4750 | 0.04959 | 200 | 129 | 47 | 24 |
804 | ‘So where do you see yourself in the next billion years?’ | 1.4732 | 0.04965 | 205 | 134 | 45 | 26 |
805 | You mentioned risk management in your resume, can you elaborate on that? | 1.4732 | 0.04458 | 205 | 124 | 65 | 16 |
806 | Why the long face? It's not the end of the world. | 1.4732 | 0.04769 | 205 | 130 | 53 | 22 |
807 | Please understand, this offer is available for a limited time only. | 1.4732 | 0.04718 | 205 | 129 | 55 | 21 |
808 | 'This report needs to be sent by today so you will have to work overtime. You can totally take a day off tomorrow" | 1.4729 | 0.05002 | 203 | 133 | 44 | 26 |
809 | Of course I’m optimistic, they are blowing this whole astroid thing way out of proportion | 1.4729 | 0.04596 | 203 | 130 | 52 | 21 |
810 | We’re expecting a seismic shift in this market any day now | 1.4729 | 0.04700 | 203 | 127 | 56 | 20 |
811 | Tell me, how well do you do in high pressure situations? | 1.4729 | 0.04854 | 203 | 130 | 50 | 23 |
812 | Where do you see your career in five years' time? | 1.4726 | 0.03634 | 201 | 135 | 48 | 18 |
813 | Take some time to think about it. | 1.4726 | 0.04786 | 201 | 127 | 53 | 21 |
814 | Marv, there is such a thing as over insured. | 1.4726 | 0.04681 | 201 | 125 | 57 | 19 |
815 | Sure there's a giant asteroid headed for Earth. But it’s going to disappear. One day - it’s like a miracle - it will disappear. | 1.4724 | 0.04977 | 199 | 129 | 46 | 24 |
816 | Listen, Bill, YouTube is on to us... | 1.4724 | 0.00504 | 199 | 140 | 49 | 10 |
817 | And don't worry, even in the worst case scenario, we'll cover your payments for up to 6 months. | 1.4724 | 0.04769 | 199 | 125 | 54 | 20 |
818 | Well, your resume looks good, It says you have been destroying cities your whole life, you're hired. | 1.4724 | 0.05028 | 199 | 130 | 44 | 25 |
819 | Comets happen, of course. It's the extinction level part that's a hoax. Duh. | 1.4724 | 0.04742 | 199 | 127 | 51 | 21 |
820 | Trust me, you won't get a better deal in your life. | 1.4724 | 0.04495 | 199 | 120 | 64 | 15 |
821 | Be Zen, Murray, eternity is now. | 1.4721 | 0.04639 | 197 | 121 | 59 | 17 |
822 | I'm telling you Barry, our new deodorant line is really going to turn this company around. We'll call it EX-STINK! | 1.4718 | 0.04411 | 195 | 133 | 39 | 23 |
823 | This is your lucky day. | 1.4718 | 0.04839 | 195 | 123 | 52 | 20 |
824 | -These contracts keep getting meatier and meatier. -Did you say, “meteor”? | 1.4716 | 0.05520 | 176 | 118 | 33 | 25 |
825 | Look - it’s not the end of the world, okay? | 1.4697 | 0.04839 | 198 | 126 | 51 | 21 |
826 | Three words, Gary. Adapt or die.” | 1.4694 | 0.04821 | 196 | 124 | 52 | 20 |
827 | 'We need a distraction to shift media focus...' | 1.4691 | 0.04689 | 194 | 120 | 57 | 17 |
828 | The Future is Bright | 1.4691 | 0.05019 | 194 | 126 | 45 | 23 |
829 | Today I finished paying my student loan and all my debts. I'm free! | 1.4691 | 0.05072 | 194 | 127 | 43 | 24 |
830 | Is that your last word? | 1.4691 | 0.04857 | 194 | 123 | 51 | 20 |
831 | You do know that it is going to cost you an arm and a leg to get rid of this “act of God” clause. | 1.4691 | 0.04014 | 194 | 129 | 47 | 18 |
832 | Your fear of extinction is just an another example of our reptilian brain's "fight or flight" response. | 1.4691 | 0.04911 | 194 | 124 | 49 | 21 |
833 | Ah Yes, but life will go on... | 1.4691 | 0.04801 | 194 | 122 | 53 | 19 |
834 | Barring any unforeseen events, we should be able to look forward to a long and... | 1.4691 | 0.02495 | 194 | 133 | 48 | 13 |
835 | Congratulations, Terry. Barring any unforeseen circumstances, welcome aboard! | 1.4691 | 0.04745 | 194 | 121 | 55 | 18 |
836 | Under the circumstances, we think a short term contract is best. | 1.4691 | 0.04334 | 194 | 114 | 69 | 11 |
837 | My wife is suing me for divorce!! How much more could this day possibly go wrong? | 1.4691 | 0.04745 | 194 | 123 | 52 | 19 |
838 | Yes, this policy covers meteors. Why do you ask? | 1.4691 | 0.04911 | 194 | 124 | 49 | 21 |
839 | Here's to our new beginnings. | 1.4691 | 0.04689 | 194 | 120 | 57 | 17 |
840 | And we took out the force majeure language as you requested! | 1.4691 | 0.04965 | 194 | 125 | 47 | 22 |
841 | C’mon, just sign it. It’s not the end of the world! | 1.4691 | 0.04857 | 194 | 123 | 51 | 20 |
842 | Would you say you're adaptable to change? | 1.4689 | 0.05006 | 177 | 111 | 49 | 17 |
843 | you're a terrific sci-fi writer Larry, I'm just not buying this ending-where cognitive bipeds inherit the Earth... | 1.4678 | 0.05199 | 171 | 109 | 44 | 18 |
844 | Of course I'm covered for extinction. Why do you ask? | 1.4670 | 0.04748 | 197 | 124 | 54 | 19 |
845 | If we gave you a loan to build this...bunker...what would it be used for? | 1.4667 | 0.04727 | 195 | 122 | 55 | 18 |
846 | Congratulations on your retirement! The place won’t be the same without you. | 1.4667 | 0.04838 | 195 | 124 | 51 | 20 |
847 | Sorry, I just don't see the need for insurance. | 1.4667 | 0.04999 | 195 | 127 | 45 | 23 |
848 | Sure Smith, mass extinction events dampen the markets for a while - but think of it long term. | 1.4663 | 0.04647 | 193 | 119 | 58 | 16 |
849 | ....and it has a lifetime guarantee! | 1.4663 | 0.04929 | 193 | 124 | 48 | 21 |
850 | You're getting a lifetime contract! | 1.4663 | 0.04530 | 193 | 117 | 62 | 14 |
851 | I think the public will love your takedown of those so-called scientists and their predictions of doom | 1.4663 | 0.04984 | 193 | 125 | 46 | 22 |
852 | It says here that you mentioned that you are able to see the future, can you expand on that | 1.4660 | 0.04967 | 191 | 123 | 47 | 21 |
853 | Look Bob, your resume is great. But I just don’t see a future here for you. | 1.4660 | 0.04911 | 191 | 122 | 49 | 20 |
854 | On a scale from 1 to 10, how optimistic are you? | 1.4660 | 0.04798 | 191 | 120 | 53 | 18 |
855 | I know that getting fired is tough, but you have your whole life in front of you. | 1.4660 | 0.04967 | 191 | 123 | 47 | 21 |
856 | I made sure to include the force majeure clause you wanted. | 1.4660 | 0.04798 | 191 | 120 | 53 | 18 |
857 | I find the mural adds a sense of urgency. | 1.4660 | 0.04798 | 191 | 120 | 53 | 18 |
858 | Now that Trump has drained the swamp and put us in charge,I can't imagine anything going wrong. | 1.4660 | 0.05184 | 191 | 127 | 39 | 25 |
859 | Finally, everything is going our way. | 1.4660 | 0.04622 | 191 | 117 | 59 | 15 |
860 | Congratulations on your stellar 40 years! What do you plan to do in retirement? | 1.4660 | 0.04740 | 191 | 119 | 55 | 17 |
861 | Hazard pay? | 1.4660 | 0.04681 | 191 | 123 | 49 | 19 |
862 | I’m not sure I see myself here long-term. | 1.4656 | 0.04892 | 189 | 120 | 50 | 19 |
863 | And you’ll be fully covered, unless of course, a meteor wipes out the planet. | 1.4656 | 0.05226 | 189 | 126 | 38 | 25 |
864 | We know things look bad, but here’s your $1,200 check. | 1.4656 | 0.05117 | 189 | 124 | 42 | 23 |
865 | As your financial planner, I think it’s a great time to invest in the future. There’s this great new company called ‘Apple’. I really have a good feeling about this one. | 1.4656 | 0.05171 | 189 | 125 | 40 | 24 |
866 | Yes, your policy covers a natural disaster. Why? | 1.4656 | 0.04716 | 189 | 117 | 56 | 16 |
867 | When it gets a little warmer, it miraculously goes away. We have it totally under control. | 1.4656 | 0.04949 | 189 | 121 | 48 | 20 |
868 | 2020 will be our best year yet | 1.4652 | 0.05158 | 187 | 123 | 41 | 23 |
869 | Now Henry, the meteor's just leftist propaganda. There could not be a better time to insure your canines. | 1.4652 | 0.04871 | 187 | 118 | 51 | 18 |
870 | Listen, restarting the economy is far more important than these wild and unfounded rumors of impending doom. | 1.4652 | 0.04206 | 187 | 125 | 44 | 18 |
871 | ' 'Duck?!'...You're making me hungry. | 1.4652 | 0.04871 | 187 | 118 | 51 | 18 |
872 | This is only a temporary lay-off. It's not like it's the end of the world. | 1.4652 | 0.04503 | 187 | 112 | 63 | 12 |
873 | Why yes, I am nearing retirement! | 1.4652 | 0.04691 | 187 | 115 | 57 | 15 |
874 | I have built the greatest economy in the history of the world! | 1.4652 | 0.05045 | 187 | 121 | 45 | 21 |
875 | You've probably seen this coming; you get killed off in the next episode. | 1.4652 | 0.05045 | 187 | 121 | 45 | 21 |
876 | You think this is a disaster? Try fast forwarding 66 million years! | 1.4652 | 0.05158 | 187 | 123 | 41 | 23 |
877 | The way things are right now, I'd think about going into petroleum. | 1.4652 | 0.04691 | 187 | 115 | 57 | 15 |
878 | Well, I think that's it for now. | 1.4652 | 0.04691 | 187 | 115 | 57 | 15 |
879 | Your life insurance policy will take effect as soon as you sign. | 1.4652 | 0.05045 | 187 | 121 | 45 | 21 |
880 | "Careful? Hell yeah. 100 million years without an accident." | 1.4652 | 0.05158 | 187 | 123 | 41 | 23 |
881 | It’s a hoax. I’m a very stable genius, trust me, it’ll be gone like a miracle. | 1.4652 | 0.05429 | 187 | 128 | 31 | 28 |
882 | I'm finally giving you your dream job. Congratulations! You start tomorrow. | 1.4639 | 0.05122 | 194 | 129 | 40 | 25 |
883 | Tomorrow we nationalize health care. | 1.4639 | 0.04964 | 194 | 126 | 46 | 22 |
884 | You know...that would actually be covered by our insurance policy. Just sign at the bottom. | 1.4639 | 0.05070 | 194 | 128 | 42 | 24 |
885 | You say here you work well under pressure | 1.4632 | 0.04638 | 190 | 117 | 58 | 15 |
886 | The best part of the policy is that whatever happens to you your loved ones are fully protected. | 1.4632 | 0.04929 | 190 | 122 | 48 | 20 |
887 | Don't worry I heard Trump Rex, he said meteorites are fake news ! | 1.4628 | 0.04967 | 188 | 121 | 47 | 20 |
888 | Don't worry - there's as much chance of the landlord enforcing the lease as a meteorite making me extinct. | 1.4628 | 0.04611 | 188 | 115 | 59 | 14 |
889 | So we feel very strongly- that baring any last minute complications- we are winning in 2020. | 1.4628 | 0.04549 | 188 | 124 | 45 | 19 |
890 | Great. Sign here and I think we're done. | 1.4628 | 0.04792 | 188 | 118 | 53 | 17 |
891 | Hold that thought. | 1.4628 | 0.04967 | 188 | 121 | 47 | 20 |
892 | ....everything except an act of God. | 1.4628 | 0.05080 | 188 | 123 | 43 | 22 |
893 | Oh, that. Don't worry yourself. That happened eons ago. Like other stars, you're only seeing it now. | 1.4628 | 0.04733 | 188 | 117 | 55 | 16 |
894 | We’re continuing to evolve and there’s no reason to believe that Mesozoic Industries won’t last another 180 million years | 1.4628 | 0.05080 | 188 | 123 | 43 | 22 |
895 | Our new life insurance policy will cover your family for another 65 million years. | 1.4628 | 0.05136 | 188 | 124 | 41 | 23 |
896 | You on the other hand have a bright future in front of you | 1.4624 | 0.04518 | 186 | 112 | 62 | 12 |
897 | Explain to me again the concept of a Black Swan Event. | 1.4624 | 0.04829 | 186 | 117 | 52 | 17 |
898 | When you address the reporters, tell them everything is under control. | 1.4624 | 0.05006 | 186 | 120 | 46 | 20 |
899 | TGIF, am I right? | 1.4624 | 0.04829 | 186 | 117 | 52 | 17 |
900 | No, it doesn't cover mass extinction. Why do you ask? | 1.4624 | 0.04948 | 186 | 119 | 48 | 19 |
901 | I don't expect anything to change in the foreseeable future. | 1.4624 | 0.05064 | 186 | 121 | 44 | 21 |
902 | Comet! Vomit! Fake news, I say. | 1.4624 | 0.05121 | 186 | 122 | 42 | 22 |
903 | Look at the bright side. What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger. | 1.4624 | 0.04829 | 186 | 117 | 52 | 17 |
904 | No, why? | 1.4624 | 0.05121 | 186 | 122 | 42 | 22 |
905 | It's a dinosaur's world Jeff! You crocs will never survive with that attitude! | 1.4620 | 0.04866 | 184 | 116 | 51 | 17 |
906 | Why so sudden? | 1.4620 | 0.04551 | 184 | 116 | 53 | 15 |
907 | And your premium policy covers everything including mass extinction | 1.4620 | 0.05162 | 184 | 121 | 41 | 22 |
908 | I am pleased to report that the Home Office has approved your life insurance policy. | 1.4620 | 0.04282 | 184 | 122 | 45 | 17 |
909 | No worries. Your life insurance policy goes into effect today--there's nothing like being prepared for the unforeseen! | 1.4620 | 0.04316 | 184 | 125 | 40 | 19 |
910 | How are you with deadlines | 1.4615 | 0.04842 | 182 | 114 | 52 | 16 |
911 | I see you are here to talk about reptile dysfunction? | 1.4615 | 0.05377 | 182 | 123 | 34 | 25 |
912 | Two words: fossil fuels. | 1.4615 | 0.05263 | 182 | 121 | 38 | 23 |
913 | I say go for it... I mean, what could possibly happen? | 1.4615 | 0.04779 | 182 | 113 | 54 | 15 |
914 | Well—-this will conclude the exit interview | 1.4615 | 0.04904 | 182 | 115 | 50 | 17 |
915 | So tell me about your long-term goals. | 1.4615 | 0.05087 | 182 | 118 | 44 | 20 |
916 | Thank God, that Covid-19 stuff is over, certainly didn't see THAT coming! | 1.4615 | 0.05205 | 182 | 120 | 40 | 22 |
917 | Meteors? Fake news | 1.4615 | 0.05146 | 182 | 119 | 42 | 21 |
918 | Opportunities like this won’t come around for another 65 million years. | 1.4615 | 0.04904 | 182 | 115 | 50 | 17 |
919 | We absolutely prepared! Are you kidding? We're prepared like nobody's ever seen. Honestly? I give our preparing an A+. | 1.4615 | 0.05205 | 182 | 120 | 40 | 22 |
920 | It’s great to be back at the office. I think we’re positioned well for the new normal. | 1.4615 | 0.04842 | 182 | 114 | 52 | 16 |
921 | This new contract will save the company from extinction! | 1.4615 | 0.05146 | 182 | 119 | 42 | 21 |
922 | You are going to dino-soar through the ranks of this company! | 1.4615 | 0.05263 | 182 | 121 | 38 | 23 |
923 | We hear promising things about oil futures. | 1.4599 | 0.04869 | 187 | 119 | 50 | 18 |
924 | The test results will be available in 24 hours. | 1.4590 | 0.04631 | 183 | 112 | 58 | 13 |
925 | It was at that moment Carl realized he’d never enjoy the Bagel Friday Gene was so excitedly describing. | 1.4590 | 0.05297 | 183 | 123 | 36 | 24 |
926 | Go Ahead and sign Frank, What's the worst that could happen? | 1.4590 | 0.04884 | 183 | 116 | 50 | 17 |
927 | Well, time is of the essence. | 1.4590 | 0.04566 | 183 | 111 | 60 | 12 |
928 | So, I finally started taking turmeric. | 1.4590 | 0.05297 | 183 | 123 | 36 | 24 |
929 | Now that things are re-opening, where do you want to go for lunch? | 1.4590 | 0.04884 | 183 | 116 | 50 | 17 |
930 | Climate change and meteors...all fake news! | 1.4590 | 0.05182 | 183 | 121 | 40 | 22 |
931 | I have a feeling that life, as we have known it, is changing. | 1.4590 | 0.04822 | 183 | 115 | 52 | 16 |
932 | Just so long as you understand that the job is only temporary. | 1.4590 | 0.04759 | 183 | 114 | 54 | 15 |
933 | I present you with this once-in-a-lifetime offer. | 1.4590 | 0.05065 | 183 | 119 | 44 | 20 |
934 | Do I think all dinosaurs could go extinct? Sure... when rocks fly! | 1.4590 | 0.05182 | 183 | 121 | 40 | 22 |
935 | Our benefits package includes health insurance, dental insurance, and 5 minutes of term life insurance | 1.4590 | 0.05005 | 183 | 118 | 46 | 19 |
936 | I tell you Rex, since our arms evolved to scratch our backs i feel nothing will stop us! | 1.4586 | 0.04666 | 181 | 111 | 57 | 13 |
937 | The future is now. | 1.4586 | 0.05283 | 181 | 121 | 37 | 23 |
938 | So I said, “Don’t worry, Mister Sky is Falling, it would take an act of God to squelch this deal.” | 1.4586 | 0.05106 | 181 | 118 | 43 | 20 |
939 | It’s a limited time offer | 1.4581 | 0.05024 | 179 | 115 | 46 | 18 |
940 | It’s never too late to add meteor coverage, Bob. | 1.4581 | 0.05208 | 179 | 118 | 40 | 21 |
941 | One more signature and we're finished here. | 1.4581 | 0.04898 | 179 | 113 | 50 | 16 |
942 | Hey, what’s the WORST thing that could happen?! | 1.4581 | 0.04833 | 179 | 117 | 44 | 18 |
943 | Take all the time you need. | 1.4581 | 0.05087 | 179 | 116 | 44 | 19 |
944 | The DOW is at 30,000! | 1.4560 | 0.04902 | 182 | 116 | 49 | 17 |
945 | We're optimistic about our investment in fossil fuels. | 1.4560 | 0.05084 | 182 | 119 | 43 | 20 |
946 | I'm sorry -- we're really looking for someone who's in it for the long term... | 1.4560 | 0.05024 | 182 | 118 | 45 | 19 |
947 | ...and then she said, 'I'd divorce you, but the world is ending tomorrow.' I told her, 'That's fine Linda, but don't be surprised if the locks are changed when you come out of that bunker.' | 1.4556 | 0.04941 | 180 | 115 | 48 | 17 |
948 | Let me get back to you next week | 1.4556 | 0.04682 | 180 | 111 | 56 | 13 |
949 | During her annual review in which she discovered she would receive less of an increase than her male counterparts, Melinda imagined a world in which all male bosses are extinct. | 1.4556 | 0.05065 | 180 | 117 | 44 | 19 |
950 | Now this is our best policy. It even covers extinction. | 1.4556 | 0.05003 | 180 | 116 | 46 | 18 |
951 | One day son, this will all be your's | 1.4556 | 0.04909 | 180 | 117 | 45 | 18 |
952 | The day upper management agrees to that is the day a meteor hits. | 1.4551 | 0.05168 | 178 | 117 | 41 | 20 |
953 | So, where do you see yourself in 5 years time? | 1.4551 | 0.05168 | 178 | 117 | 41 | 20 |
954 | Frank’s painting behind his desk teetered on macabre and often left his clients feeling unsettled. | 1.4551 | 0.05229 | 178 | 118 | 39 | 21 |
955 | You look serious. Is something on your mind? | 1.4551 | 0.04183 | 178 | 115 | 50 | 13 |
956 | Does it feel hot to you? | 1.4551 | 0.04851 | 178 | 112 | 51 | 15 |
957 | It’s ok - the world won’t end just because we lost the Robertson account... | 1.4551 | 0.04718 | 178 | 110 | 55 | 13 |
958 | I’m sorry but what we’re really looking for is something that will be more of a disrupter | 1.4551 | 0.04851 | 178 | 112 | 51 | 15 |
959 | It's a long-term plan. I see no future impediments. | 1.4551 | 0.04718 | 178 | 110 | 55 | 13 |
960 | Congratulations! Your house if finally paid off. | 1.4551 | 0.04980 | 178 | 114 | 47 | 17 |
961 | It has a lifetime guarantee. | 1.4551 | 0.04980 | 178 | 114 | 47 | 17 |
962 | So you want to cancel your life insurance? | 1.4551 | 0.05043 | 178 | 115 | 45 | 18 |
963 | Please understand that all our positions are strictly temporary. | 1.4551 | 0.05043 | 178 | 115 | 45 | 18 |
964 | I predict a very bright future for you here Frodo! | 1.4551 | 0.04916 | 178 | 113 | 49 | 16 |
965 | I see you’ve got fire in your eyes ... you’re hired! | 1.4551 | 0.04916 | 178 | 113 | 49 | 16 |
966 | Imminent climate change? That's just a hoax started by the Dinocratic Party. | 1.4551 | 0.05229 | 178 | 118 | 39 | 21 |
967 | Can you believe the idiots spreading that fake news about a killer asteroid? | 1.4551 | 0.04916 | 178 | 116 | 45 | 17 |
968 | What makes you think you don’t a future here? | 1.4551 | 0.05106 | 178 | 116 | 43 | 19 |
969 | No need to be so cold blooded, its not the like it's the end of the world. | 1.4551 | 0.04369 | 178 | 115 | 49 | 14 |
970 | We’ve decided to give you that promotion, finally! | 1.4551 | 0.05168 | 178 | 117 | 41 | 20 |
971 | Invest in dinosaur eggs....it couldn't be safer." | 1.4545 | 0.04956 | 176 | 112 | 48 | 16 |
972 | Yeah, I agree with the President; its a hoax | 1.4545 | 0.04823 | 176 | 110 | 52 | 14 |
973 | If you’re looking for job security, we’re what they call “too big to fail.” | 1.4545 | 0.05021 | 176 | 113 | 46 | 17 |
974 | Now it's not the end the world if you don't sign today... | 1.4545 | 0.05021 | 176 | 113 | 46 | 17 |
975 | We're very confident that your 401K will provide for your lifetime | 1.4540 | 0.05318 | 174 | 116 | 37 | 21 |
976 | That’s what’s great about us, we’re too big to fail. | 1.4540 | 0.05502 | 174 | 119 | 31 | 24 |
977 | See, it's all about perspective. You see apocalypse, I see government bailout | 1.4540 | 0.04792 | 174 | 108 | 53 | 13 |
978 | The only other candidates are mammals. I know I'm not supposed to say this but I doubt you'll have much competition. | 1.4540 | 0.04996 | 174 | 111 | 47 | 16 |
979 | 😢You understand it’s a temporary position. | 1.4540 | 0.05192 | 174 | 114 | 41 | 19 |
980 | Everyone is blowing this meteor way out of proportion. It’s not like it’s going to cause an ice age.” | 1.4540 | 0.04929 | 174 | 118 | 38 | 18 |
981 | Describe a time when things didn't go as planned. | 1.4540 | 0.05127 | 174 | 113 | 43 | 18 |
982 | It's a Democrat hoax. | 1.4540 | 0.05502 | 174 | 119 | 31 | 24 |
983 | So tell me, why are you so concerned about the future of our company? | 1.4540 | 0.05127 | 174 | 113 | 43 | 18 |
984 | I think you'll agree - an offer this lucrative won't be around until the Cretaceous period. | 1.4540 | 0.04827 | 174 | 116 | 40 | 18 |
985 | These results aren’t great, but it’s not the end of the world. | 1.4540 | 0.05255 | 174 | 115 | 39 | 20 |
986 | We're only looking for long-term committments, ok? | 1.4540 | 0.04687 | 174 | 109 | 52 | 13 |
987 | Don’t worry, Leonard, diversification all but eliminates the risk factor from our long-term growth fund. | 1.4540 | 0.05159 | 174 | 116 | 38 | 20 |
988 | I would like to present you with a lifetime achievement award. | 1.4540 | 0.04929 | 174 | 110 | 49 | 15 |
989 | ...with the usual exclusion for natural disasters. | 1.4540 | 0.05062 | 174 | 112 | 45 | 17 |
990 | "Death and taxes, Harry, death and taxes..." | 1.4540 | 0.04996 | 174 | 111 | 47 | 16 |
991 | and where do you see yourself five epochs from now? | 1.4540 | 0.04792 | 174 | 108 | 53 | 13 |
992 | I love your final draft of the impact statement. | 1.4540 | 0.05127 | 174 | 113 | 43 | 18 |
993 | It’s a once in a lifetime offer and I don’t see why you are hesitating. | 1.4540 | 0.04996 | 174 | 111 | 47 | 16 |
994 | Can you start, like, really soon? | 1.4540 | 0.04652 | 174 | 106 | 57 | 11 |
995 | Cheer up! It's not like it's the end of the world. | 1.4540 | 0.05127 | 174 | 113 | 43 | 18 |
996 | Let's talk about where you see yourself in five years | 1.4530 | 0.04696 | 181 | 120 | 43 | 18 |
997 | Don't worry, our lawyers have drawn up this contract to take every possible contingency into account. | 1.4530 | 0.04982 | 181 | 117 | 46 | 18 |
998 | Let’s say a meteor was hurtling toward earth, potentially ending life as we know it. How would you handle that? | 1.4525 | 0.04959 | 179 | 115 | 47 | 17 |
999 | I'm sorry to ruin your day, but you're fired, effective immediately. | 1.4520 | 0.05157 | 177 | 119 | 37 | 21 |
1000 | we're all going to have to adjust to a new normal | 1.4514 | 0.04840 | 175 | 110 | 51 | 14 |
1001 | I’m glad you caught that error, Jerry. It could have been the end of the world. | 1.4514 | 0.04874 | 175 | 118 | 38 | 19 |
1002 | I can’t help but notice that you seem a little distracted | 1.4514 | 0.04632 | 175 | 107 | 57 | 11 |
1003 | Anyway, happy new year. I have a good feeling about 2020. | 1.4514 | 0.05104 | 175 | 114 | 43 | 18 |
1004 | Things have gone pretty well since they started draining the swamp! | 1.4514 | 0.04703 | 175 | 108 | 55 | 12 |
1005 | Thanks John, oh, and one last thing. | 1.4514 | 0.05104 | 175 | 114 | 43 | 18 |
1006 | That'll never happen." | 1.4514 | 0.04597 | 175 | 114 | 46 | 15 |
1007 | All this crazy panic over Comet 19! | 1.4514 | 0.05040 | 175 | 113 | 45 | 17 |
1008 | Just sign here, and it will be over in a flash. | 1.4514 | 0.05231 | 175 | 116 | 39 | 20 |
1009 | So, barring any unforeseen cataclysmic event, we can get you started on that account Monday morning. | 1.4514 | 0.04908 | 175 | 111 | 49 | 15 |
1010 | We're still gonna need you to come in Sunday. | 1.4514 | 0.04908 | 175 | 111 | 49 | 15 |
1011 | Our business is ready to explode... | 1.4514 | 0.05168 | 175 | 115 | 41 | 19 |
1012 | We were put here to dominate the earth. Am I right Bob? | 1.4514 | 0.04772 | 175 | 109 | 53 | 13 |
1013 | Stop worrying Mike, you can't believe everything you read on the internet." | 1.4514 | 0.05168 | 175 | 115 | 41 | 19 |
1014 | Your career is about to explode!” | 1.4514 | 0.05168 | 175 | 115 | 41 | 19 |
1015 | You would tell me if I had anything to worry about right? | 1.4509 | 0.04947 | 173 | 110 | 48 | 15 |
1016 | So, you didn’t get the job, but that doesn’t mean the world is ending. | 1.4509 | 0.05015 | 173 | 111 | 46 | 16 |
1017 | So, you're sure you don't want to go ahead and get the lifetime warranty? | 1.4509 | 0.05212 | 173 | 114 | 40 | 19 |
1018 | Well, I'm calling it the Big Bang. | 1.4509 | 0.04484 | 173 | 111 | 49 | 13 |
1019 | "All the models are predicting great economic growth next year" | 1.4509 | 0.05147 | 173 | 113 | 42 | 18 |
1020 | Sign here and your future is assured. | 1.4509 | 0.05212 | 173 | 114 | 40 | 19 |
1021 | Why yes, it is an original Banksy. | 1.4509 | 0.05147 | 173 | 113 | 42 | 18 |
1022 | I'm telling you, now is the time to invest in the fossil fuels market. | 1.4509 | 0.05147 | 173 | 113 | 42 | 18 |
1023 | Yeah. You're not covered for fireballs, but what are the chances? | 1.4509 | 0.04558 | 173 | 117 | 39 | 17 |
1024 | Sign here, and all your problems will become extinct. | 1.4509 | 0.04370 | 173 | 117 | 40 | 16 |
1025 | Would you like to add the lifetime warranty? | 1.4503 | 0.04988 | 171 | 109 | 47 | 15 |
1026 | And how are you with extremely tight deadlines? | 1.4503 | 0.04777 | 171 | 111 | 45 | 15 |
1027 | Of course, past performance does not necessarily predict future returns | 1.4503 | 0.04919 | 171 | 108 | 49 | 14 |
1028 | There will be significant downsizing very soon... | 1.4503 | 0.04919 | 171 | 108 | 49 | 14 |
1029 | I'm excited, sir, about becoming a part of the fossil fuel industry. | 1.4503 | 0.05057 | 171 | 110 | 45 | 16 |
1030 | Welcome to the team, Hank. This is going to be a dynamite year! | 1.4503 | 0.05124 | 171 | 111 | 43 | 17 |
1031 | You know what they say about death and taxes. | 1.4503 | 0.05191 | 171 | 112 | 41 | 18 |
1032 | Ha ha. Fat chance of that ever happening. | 1.4503 | 0.05057 | 171 | 110 | 45 | 16 |
1033 | Your career is about to blow up. | 1.4503 | 0.05057 | 171 | 110 | 45 | 16 |
1034 | So Joe...How do you feel about deadlines? | 1.4503 | 0.04593 | 171 | 111 | 46 | 14 |
1035 | Fireballs from space” are just another desperate Democrate hoax | 1.4497 | 0.05302 | 169 | 112 | 38 | 19 |
1036 | Explain to me this petroleum idea again. | 1.4497 | 0.05099 | 169 | 109 | 44 | 16 |
1037 | I made a few budget cuts in our space defense program that’ll save us billions. | 1.4489 | 0.05208 | 176 | 117 | 39 | 20 |
1038 | I know its a short term gig, but I promise you will be really hot. | 1.4477 | 0.04966 | 172 | 110 | 47 | 15 |
1039 | I'm sorry but we just don't see you here long-term... | 1.4477 | 0.04756 | 172 | 107 | 53 | 12 |
1040 | Humans, in lots of little tanks and planes, attacking Tokyo. And a Smog Monster. I like it. When can I see the script? | 1.4477 | 0.05167 | 172 | 113 | 41 | 18 |
1041 | Looking at your resume, under "Special Skills" you answered, "Stopping meteors," correct? | 1.4477 | 0.04684 | 172 | 121 | 31 | 20 |
1042 | So you see your future in oil and gas | 1.4477 | 0.05486 | 172 | 118 | 31 | 23 |
1043 | We’ve been looking for a fireball like you for a long time. | 1.4471 | 0.05278 | 170 | 113 | 38 | 19 |
1044 | Unfortunately mass extinction is not covered in our insurance plan. But we have dental! | 1.4471 | 0.03492 | 170 | 118 | 39 | 13 |
1045 | we're almost finished | 1.4471 | 0.05211 | 170 | 112 | 40 | 18 |
1046 | The policy has the standard exclusion for ‘acts of god’. | 1.4471 | 0.04937 | 170 | 108 | 48 | 14 |
1047 | So tell me your view on where the markets will be by year-end | 1.4471 | 0.04794 | 170 | 106 | 52 | 12 |
1048 | I hope our Q3 earnings don’t crater. | 1.4471 | 0.04794 | 170 | 116 | 36 | 18 |
1049 | Well, where do you see yourself in 10 years? | 1.4471 | 0.04866 | 170 | 107 | 50 | 13 |
1050 | It’s all a liberal hoax. | 1.4471 | 0.05278 | 170 | 113 | 38 | 19 |
1051 | Yes, our healthcare benefit covers extinction-related illnesses and injuries. Why do you ask? | 1.4471 | 0.05278 | 170 | 113 | 38 | 19 |
1052 | So barring any unforeseen circumstances.... | 1.4471 | 0.04794 | 170 | 106 | 52 | 12 |
1053 | The president said it is press hysteria! it's just a shooting star! | 1.4471 | 0.04646 | 170 | 114 | 40 | 16 |
1054 | Oh, don’t worry. Clorox protects against everything! | 1.4471 | 0.04866 | 170 | 112 | 42 | 16 |
1055 | Of course it's HURRICANE GLASS! Why do you ask? | 1.4471 | 0.05007 | 170 | 109 | 46 | 15 |
1056 | C'mon, take the deal. What's the worst that could happen? | 1.4471 | 0.04296 | 170 | 112 | 45 | 13 |
1057 | Maybe it will miraculously go away by April! | 1.4471 | 0.05144 | 170 | 111 | 42 | 17 |
1058 | When the apocolypse comes there will be no warning. | 1.4471 | 0.04336 | 170 | 115 | 40 | 15 |
1059 | My horoscope states that the future is bright. | 1.4471 | 0.04088 | 170 | 117 | 38 | 15 |
1060 | What do you mean, “It’s a bird, it’s a plane ... oh damn?” | 1.4471 | 0.05278 | 170 | 113 | 38 | 19 |
1061 | Asteroids? You're covered. | 1.4471 | 0.04937 | 170 | 108 | 48 | 14 |
1062 | It's only a short-term position. | 1.4471 | 0.04937 | 170 | 108 | 48 | 14 |
1063 | Just sign on the dotted line before our hot lunch arrives. | 1.4471 | 0.05535 | 170 | 117 | 30 | 23 |
1064 | So after Trump drained the swamp we made a comeback. Can't wait to see what he does next. | 1.4471 | 0.04721 | 170 | 105 | 54 | 11 |
1065 | We've been dominant for 175 million years. What could go wrong? | 1.4468 | 0.05643 | 141 | 92 | 35 | 14 |
1066 | Can you describe a time when you had to work under pressure? | 1.4464 | 0.05256 | 168 | 111 | 39 | 18 |
1067 | I’m sorry. We can’t hire you because you have an attitude of impending doom. | 1.4464 | 0.05324 | 168 | 112 | 37 | 19 |
1068 | I’ll still need those quarterly reports by the end of day. | 1.4464 | 0.03847 | 168 | 113 | 43 | 12 |
1069 | I understand that we only have ten seconds to live, but you’re still going to need 12 years of experience to apply. | 1.4464 | 0.05049 | 168 | 108 | 45 | 15 |
1070 | Let's talk end of life plans. | 1.4464 | 0.05324 | 168 | 112 | 37 | 19 |
1071 | I'm pretty sure that's always been there. | 1.4464 | 0.05188 | 168 | 110 | 41 | 17 |
1072 | Asteroid warnings are just another partisan hoax | 1.4464 | 0.05324 | 168 | 112 | 37 | 19 |
1073 | And it pays double for accidental death. | 1.4464 | 0.05049 | 168 | 108 | 45 | 15 |
1074 | We have a great retirement plan. | 1.4464 | 0.05119 | 168 | 109 | 43 | 16 |
1075 | Not to worry, we're too big to fail. | 1.4464 | 0.05119 | 168 | 109 | 43 | 16 |
1076 | Well, none of us has a crystal ball, but be assured this policy will protect you the rest of your life. | 1.4464 | 0.05119 | 168 | 109 | 43 | 16 |
1077 | Climate change is a hoax. | 1.4464 | 0.04978 | 168 | 107 | 47 | 14 |
1078 | Your tears aren't going to work this time. | 1.4464 | 0.05256 | 168 | 111 | 39 | 18 |
1079 | So — tell me about a time you adapted to a new environment. | 1.4464 | 0.05049 | 168 | 108 | 45 | 15 |
1080 | You're never going to get a lower interest rate than right now | 1.4464 | 0.04906 | 168 | 106 | 49 | 13 |
1081 | They said, "climate change" and I just laughed in their faces. | 1.4464 | 0.05084 | 168 | 111 | 40 | 17 |
1082 | Are you sure you want the asteroid clause? | 1.4464 | 0.05324 | 168 | 112 | 37 | 19 |
1083 | It's time to invest. All the predictions look good. | 1.4464 | 0.05049 | 168 | 108 | 45 | 15 |
1084 | And lastly, a copy of our assurance that we have prepared our offices against all foreseeable harmful exposures. | 1.4458 | 0.05163 | 166 | 108 | 42 | 16 |
1085 | It's been a while crocodile | 1.4458 | 0.02770 | 166 | 117 | 38 | 11 |
1086 | Jeez Susan, anyone ever said you should smile more? | 1.4458 | 0.05092 | 166 | 107 | 44 | 15 |
1087 | We’ve already had forest fires, a health pandemic and locusts. What could possibly go wrong? | 1.4458 | 0.05092 | 166 | 107 | 44 | 15 |
1088 | So, you start Monday...unless there’re any hiccups. | 1.4458 | 0.05092 | 166 | 107 | 44 | 15 |
1089 | And if this job isn’t the best fit for you let God strike me down right where I sit! | 1.4458 | 0.05303 | 166 | 110 | 38 | 18 |
1090 | ' Isn't it really hot today? I bet it will be raining fire outside.' | 1.4458 | 0.05571 | 166 | 114 | 30 | 22 |
1091 | We don't cover natural disasters, but what's the worst that could happen? | 1.4458 | 0.05303 | 166 | 110 | 38 | 18 |
1092 | This is going to be the be-all and end-all | 1.4458 | 0.04273 | 166 | 109 | 45 | 12 |
1093 | It feels good to finally be back in the office | 1.4458 | 0.05020 | 166 | 106 | 46 | 14 |
1094 | Congratulations, your loan application was approved! | 1.4458 | 0.05020 | 166 | 106 | 46 | 14 |
1095 | we find it hard to believe you'll find a better offer in this climate | 1.4458 | 0.04720 | 166 | 107 | 46 | 13 |
1096 | I’m telling you Jerry, by April, you know, in theory, when it gets a little warmer, it’ll miraculously go away. You’ve got nothing to worry about. | 1.4458 | 0.05303 | 166 | 110 | 38 | 18 |
1097 | The interviewers loved you and said you have great experience, but unfortunately we’re no longer hiring monsters to destroy the city. | 1.4458 | 0.05371 | 166 | 111 | 36 | 19 |
1098 | Listen Doug, we love your script and all but really? They all die at the end? By a meteor!? What do you think this is, 2020!? | 1.4458 | 0.05303 | 166 | 110 | 38 | 18 |
1099 | The scientists are still predicting a meteor will be our demise, Ha that will be the day | 1.4458 | 0.05163 | 166 | 108 | 42 | 16 |
1100 | It's going to disappear. One day, it's like a miracle--it will disappear. | 1.4458 | 0.05636 | 166 | 115 | 28 | 23 |
1101 | OK, The swamp is officially drained, mother earth is now safe. | 1.4458 | 0.05303 | 166 | 110 | 38 | 18 |
1102 | What makes you say now is a good time to finally tell me what you really think of this place? | 1.4458 | 0.05163 | 166 | 108 | 42 | 16 |
1103 | When you think about it, all we have is our future. | 1.4458 | 0.04872 | 166 | 104 | 50 | 12 |
1104 | I'm telling you, the numbers could not be better! We're on fire this year!! | 1.4458 | 0.05092 | 166 | 107 | 44 | 15 |
1105 | We have it totally under control. It's just one, coming in from China. | 1.4458 | 0.04796 | 166 | 113 | 36 | 17 |
1106 | Be happy to get this buyout package before the whole company craters | 1.4458 | 0.05092 | 166 | 107 | 44 | 15 |
1107 | I’ve been going over the Actuary Tables Chet!,” I don’t think you have to worry’. “ There shouldn’t be another ice age for another 3000 years | 1.4458 | 0.04602 | 166 | 108 | 45 | 13 |
1108 | This deal ushers in a new era. | 1.4458 | 0.05233 | 166 | 109 | 40 | 17 |
1109 | You won't find any insurer who covers asteroid strikes. Why? | 1.4458 | 0.04872 | 166 | 104 | 50 | 12 |
1110 | Barring the entire genome being wiped out by a meteor, you are a shoo-in for the CEO job! | 1.4458 | 0.03419 | 166 | 115 | 39 | 12 |
1111 | This merger guarantees we're the dominant players, no matter what happens in the future. | 1.4458 | 0.05163 | 166 | 108 | 42 | 16 |
1112 | All this talk about meteors, Dr. Fauci, is hurting my numbers. | 1.4458 | 0.04946 | 166 | 105 | 48 | 13 |
1113 | I don’t see what could go wrong. | 1.4458 | 0.05163 | 166 | 108 | 42 | 16 |
1114 | Would you like to hear about the lifetime warranty? | 1.4458 | 0.04872 | 166 | 104 | 50 | 12 |
1115 | I understand your concern with our numbers Jeff, but in this economy, the only way we're overleveraged is if everyone were to suddenly go extinct | 1.4458 | 0.05371 | 166 | 111 | 36 | 19 |
1116 | Our long term sustainability plan is finally finished. | 1.4458 | 0.05163 | 166 | 108 | 42 | 16 |
1117 | Why yes - Life insurance is one of the benefits! | 1.4458 | 0.04946 | 166 | 105 | 48 | 13 |
1118 | 20,000,020 bc is going to be our year | 1.4458 | 0.05163 | 166 | 108 | 42 | 16 |
1119 | Of course, past performance is no guarantee of future gains... | 1.4458 | 0.05233 | 166 | 109 | 40 | 17 |
1120 | Part of this interview is to see how well you react to an impending crisis. | 1.4458 | 0.05092 | 166 | 107 | 44 | 15 |
1121 | So we both forgot to put on clothes today? It's not the end of the world. | 1.4458 | 0.05571 | 166 | 114 | 30 | 22 |
1122 | welcome to the company I see a bright and successful future for you. | 1.4458 | 0.03365 | 166 | 112 | 44 | 10 |
1123 | Don't worry, that's just my Zoom background image. | 1.4458 | 0.05371 | 166 | 111 | 36 | 19 |
1124 | An asteroid that can wipe out our species from this planet! Nah, it's just the fake news! | 1.4458 | 0.05303 | 166 | 110 | 38 | 18 |
1125 | In which museum you see yourself in 1 million years? | 1.4458 | 0.05163 | 166 | 108 | 42 | 16 |
1126 | Great, you start tomorrow. | 1.4458 | 0.05163 | 166 | 108 | 42 | 16 |
1127 | You've got to relax. Long-term, the market always goes up | 1.4458 | 0.04946 | 166 | 105 | 48 | 13 |
1128 | It's my final offer.' | 1.4458 | 0.05303 | 166 | 110 | 38 | 18 |
1129 | The way things are going, the probability of you catching any virus is as likely as me getting hit by a meteor | 1.4451 | 0.05556 | 164 | 112 | 31 | 21 |
1130 | Do you really think you need the meteor rider ? | 1.4451 | 0.04988 | 164 | 104 | 47 | 13 |
1131 | Dude? Are you kidding me? You want to short 4 billion shares of Amazon with redemption due in 3 seconds? | 1.4451 | 0.05279 | 164 | 108 | 39 | 17 |
1132 | I understand your study suggest this asteroid will be huge, but let's wait after the election to break the news. Two days won't make a difference | 1.4451 | 0.05336 | 173 | 117 | 35 | 21 |
1133 | The policy covers tornados, floods, all other acts of nature, except...heh, heh...a meteor strike. | 1.4451 | 0.05209 | 173 | 115 | 39 | 19 |
1134 | So she left you for a brontosaurus, it's not like it's the end of the world! | 1.4451 | 0.05399 | 173 | 118 | 33 | 22 |
1135 | Better decide fast or this offer will be ancient history. | 1.4451 | 0.05209 | 173 | 115 | 39 | 19 |
1136 | Your retirement portfolio should keep you comfortable the rest of your life. | 1.4451 | 0.05011 | 173 | 112 | 45 | 16 |
1137 | No, this policy does not cover meteor apocalypses...why do you ask? | 1.4451 | 0.04875 | 173 | 110 | 49 | 14 |
1138 | Where do you see yourself in five years time? | 1.4444 | 0.04844 | 171 | 108 | 50 | 13 |
1139 | It’s ok Ted, in a few seconds you will also be ‘fired’ | 1.4438 | 0.05398 | 169 | 117 | 30 | 22 |
1140 | Timing the reopening was key. | 1.4438 | 0.05095 | 169 | 110 | 43 | 16 |
1141 | We're big believers in the potential of fossil fuels. | 1.4438 | 0.04700 | 169 | 107 | 50 | 12 |
1142 | Our high deductible plan should be fine, barring anything truly catastrophic. | 1.4438 | 0.05026 | 169 | 109 | 45 | 15 |
1143 | The only way I can see 2020 getting any worse is if a meteor were to hit us, right here right now. | 1.4438 | 0.05026 | 169 | 111 | 42 | 16 |
1144 | Relax! Our species is immune to a new virus. | 1.4438 | 0.05232 | 169 | 112 | 39 | 18 |
1145 | As you can see, we pride ourselves on leaving nothing to chance. | 1.4431 | 0.05209 | 167 | 110 | 40 | 17 |
1146 | We'll be sorry to lose you. It feels like the end of an era. | 1.4431 | 0.05345 | 167 | 112 | 36 | 19 |
1147 | I am sorry but it’s just funny how your story ends with a meteor killing us all | 1.4425 | 0.04462 | 174 | 118 | 40 | 16 |
1148 | An entire plot based on a planet-destroying asteroid? C'mon - get real. | 1.4424 | 0.05183 | 165 | 108 | 41 | 16 |
1149 | It's the best time to buy life insurance | 1.4417 | 0.05007 | 163 | 104 | 46 | 13 |
1150 | Look at me when I'm talking to you. | 1.4417 | 0.05229 | 163 | 107 | 40 | 16 |
1151 | This is my final offer. It's now or never | 1.4417 | 0.04931 | 163 | 103 | 48 | 12 |
1152 | I'm taking hydroxychloroquine to prevent the asteroid. | 1.4417 | 0.05713 | 163 | 114 | 26 | 23 |
1153 | My guy says we should short everything except fossil fuels. | 1.4417 | 0.05229 | 163 | 107 | 40 | 16 |
1154 | Well unfortunately we are all getting fired. | 1.4417 | 0.04316 | 163 | 112 | 35 | 15 |
1155 | Your resume looks good. Tell me about your problem solving skills. | 1.4417 | 0.05082 | 163 | 105 | 44 | 14 |
1156 | I guarantee you Max, this one's gonna be a big, big hit. | 1.4417 | 0.04853 | 163 | 102 | 50 | 11 |
1157 | I have decided to take early retirement and I am making you the new CEO. | 1.4417 | 0.04695 | 163 | 110 | 38 | 15 |
1158 | What do you mean that you see your future in oil? | 1.4417 | 0.05156 | 163 | 106 | 42 | 15 |
1159 | This contract remains in effect until there’s a reptile dysfunction. | 1.4417 | 0.05007 | 163 | 104 | 46 | 13 |
1160 | Under skills you have "resiliency". Can you expand on that? | 1.4417 | 0.05301 | 163 | 108 | 38 | 17 |
1161 | Haha, nice one Al, or should I call you chicken little. | 1.4417 | 0.05082 | 163 | 105 | 44 | 14 |
1162 | Hey look, you finally acquired enough air miles for your Mexico trip! | 1.4417 | 0.05511 | 163 | 111 | 32 | 20 |
1163 | Say Bill, I haven’t seen that face for at least 60 million years. | 1.4417 | 0.02552 | 163 | 117 | 35 | 11 |
1164 | I’ve been sleeping with your wife | 1.4417 | 0.05579 | 163 | 112 | 30 | 21 |
1165 | It's just a mammalian hoax. | 1.4417 | 0.05007 | 163 | 104 | 46 | 13 |
1166 | And in case of death, this insurance policy pays your loan in full. | 1.4417 | 0.04853 | 163 | 109 | 40 | 14 |
1167 | So what are your plans on how you'll evolve during the next mass extinction? | 1.4417 | 0.04931 | 163 | 103 | 48 | 12 |
1168 | Nice try Mr. Anderson, but an 'asteroid' won't excuse you from deferring your payment! | 1.4410 | 0.05275 | 161 | 106 | 39 | 16 |
1169 | I'm glad you finally decided to retire. Go enjoy the time you have left with your family. | 1.4410 | 0.05201 | 161 | 105 | 41 | 15 |
1170 | Our projections show that Stegosauruses will be the real winners of this asteroid crisis | 1.4410 | 0.00623 | 161 | 123 | 36 | 2 |
1171 | Trust me, I've got eyes in the back of my head. | 1.4410 | 0.05492 | 161 | 109 | 33 | 19 |
1172 | Winter will be here before we know it. | 1.4410 | 0.05201 | 161 | 105 | 41 | 15 |
1173 | Don’t worry you are completely covered for everything except climate change. | 1.4410 | 0.05421 | 161 | 108 | 35 | 18 |
1174 | No worry. It's only my Zoom virtual backgrou. | 1.4410 | 0.05126 | 161 | 104 | 43 | 14 |
1175 | Phase two of reopening starts today. | 1.4403 | 0.05323 | 159 | 105 | 38 | 16 |
1176 | Actually, this is the best time in an epoch to get into mammals. | 1.4403 | 0.05171 | 159 | 103 | 42 | 14 |
1177 | This is just a disciplinary warning, trust me, worse things can happen. | 1.4403 | 0.05323 | 159 | 105 | 38 | 16 |
1178 | No, I saw a YouTube video on why that's all a hoax." | 1.4403 | 0.04935 | 159 | 100 | 48 | 11 |
1179 | Do you plan to be with us long? | 1.4384 | 0.05321 | 146 | 94 | 40 | 12 |
1180 | Tell me, where do you see yourself in sixty-five million years? | 1.4383 | 0.05464 | 162 | 110 | 33 | 19 |
1181 | As a bonus, your contract includes a lifetime guarantee. | 1.4383 | 0.04949 | 162 | 103 | 47 | 12 |
1182 | Of course this policy covers acts of God. Why do you ask? | 1.4383 | 0.05394 | 162 | 109 | 35 | 18 |
1183 | The CEO just approved our long-term strategic plan. | 1.4383 | 0.04949 | 162 | 103 | 47 | 12 |
1184 | We want a slogan that says, "We'll be around forever." | 1.4383 | 0.04285 | 162 | 105 | 49 | 8 |
1185 | Is it getting hot in here or is it just me? | 1.4375 | 0.05371 | 160 | 107 | 36 | 17 |
1186 | The dems are hyping this up big time.” @robcjones @phajinia | 1.4375 | 0.05725 | 160 | 112 | 26 | 22 |
1187 | make the Cretaceous great again, again | 1.4375 | 0.05586 | 160 | 110 | 30 | 20 |
1188 | So, Dr. Tyson, why do you keep coming to the Oval Office giving me these fake news reports from NASA about an impending extinct event? | 1.4375 | 0.05443 | 160 | 108 | 34 | 18 |
1189 | and finally the Force Majeure clause but it’s just a formality.” | 1.4375 | 0.05069 | 160 | 103 | 44 | 13 |
1190 | Our species has nothing to worry about, Rex. I've created the best economy ever... No one has even come close. Look at those buildings, phenomenal... | 1.4375 | 0.05297 | 160 | 106 | 38 | 16 |
1191 | It’s just a recession not the end of the world, and besides these things are cyclical. | 1.4367 | 0.05269 | 158 | 104 | 39 | 15 |
1192 | where do you see yourself in 5 minutes? | 1.4367 | 0.05269 | 158 | 104 | 39 | 15 |
1193 | Things are finally getting back to normal | 1.4367 | 0.05034 | 158 | 101 | 45 | 12 |
1194 | Sure, we can get you an office without a window. | 1.4367 | 0.05034 | 158 | 101 | 45 | 12 |
1195 | I always thought the world would end before you left this job! Hahaha. | 1.4367 | 0.05269 | 158 | 104 | 39 | 15 |
1196 | So glad to see you again, what could possibly be worse than a pandemic? | 1.4367 | 0.05567 | 158 | 108 | 31 | 19 |
1197 | ‘Global warming?’ Eh, I don’t believe it. Any other questions? | 1.4367 | 0.05114 | 158 | 102 | 43 | 13 |
1198 | What would you like to happen next? | 1.4367 | 0.05114 | 158 | 102 | 43 | 13 |
1199 | Well look at it this way, things could always be worse. | 1.4367 | 0.04788 | 158 | 98 | 51 | 9 |
1200 | Good one, didn’t see that coming... | 1.4367 | 0.05114 | 158 | 102 | 43 | 13 |
1201 | So...what’s your decision. Time is running out. | 1.4367 | 0.05114 | 158 | 102 | 43 | 13 |
1202 | So, how do you deal with stressful situations? | 1.4367 | 0.04954 | 158 | 100 | 47 | 11 |
1203 | I tell you Frank, this deal that’s about to come in is red hot | 1.4367 | 0.04954 | 158 | 100 | 47 | 11 |
1204 | Need you to revise these 4th quarter projections, Tom. | 1.4367 | 0.05034 | 158 | 101 | 45 | 12 |
1205 | I got Good News! I think all of our troubles are behind us! | 1.4367 | 0.04871 | 158 | 99 | 49 | 10 |
1206 | This is great. You are on fire this morning! | 1.4367 | 0.05034 | 158 | 101 | 45 | 12 |
1207 | Working here is a blast! | 1.4367 | 0.05034 | 158 | 101 | 45 | 12 |
1208 | I get where you’re coming from, but we like to see a more optimistic view from potential employees. | 1.4367 | 0.05192 | 158 | 103 | 41 | 14 |
1209 | I appreciate the media, but all this doom and gloom — come on, we’re survivors! 🦕 🦖 | 1.4367 | 0.05494 | 158 | 107 | 33 | 18 |
1210 | As a CEO I welcome disruption, sometimes it’s what we need in order to evolve. | 1.4367 | 0.05345 | 158 | 105 | 37 | 16 |
1211 | Ignore the fireball, it will magically disappear. | 1.4367 | 0.04205 | 158 | 104 | 44 | 10 |
1212 | What do you mean you are going for a family holiday on Noah's ark? I can't approve this leave... | 1.4367 | 0.05494 | 158 | 107 | 33 | 18 |
1213 | From what we're seeing going forward, it's probably best to get out now. Trust me. | 1.4367 | 0.05269 | 158 | 104 | 39 | 15 |
1214 | Your job is now extinct. | 1.4367 | 0.05345 | 158 | 105 | 37 | 16 |
1215 | You say you can predict the future? | 1.4367 | 0.05269 | 158 | 104 | 39 | 15 |
1216 | Your timing couldn’t be better. | 1.4367 | 0.04871 | 158 | 99 | 49 | 10 |
1217 | For a little extra you may choose a policy that covers 'Acts of God' | 1.4367 | 0.05420 | 158 | 106 | 35 | 17 |
1218 | Ha! First the media tries to scare us with that COVID stuff, now it's asteroids! | 1.4367 | 0.05269 | 158 | 104 | 39 | 15 |
1219 | We asked the President and he assured us no extinction event will take place | 1.4367 | 0.05567 | 158 | 108 | 31 | 19 |
1220 | This offer expires in three seconds. | 1.4367 | 0.05269 | 158 | 104 | 39 | 15 |
1221 | Tell me, Stan, where do you see yourself in five years? | 1.4367 | 0.05420 | 158 | 106 | 35 | 17 |
1222 | It’s going to disappear. One day, like a miracle, it will disappear. | 1.4367 | 0.05494 | 158 | 107 | 33 | 18 |
1223 | Good news: we just found a vaccine for the corona-dinosaur virus, so unless an asteroid hits the earth, we'll be fine. | 1.4367 | 0.05269 | 158 | 104 | 39 | 15 |
1224 | Don't worry, everyone opts out of the Total Extinction coverage. | 1.4367 | 0.05345 | 158 | 105 | 37 | 16 |
1225 | Surely you don't really believe that asteroid business? | 1.4367 | 0.05345 | 158 | 105 | 37 | 16 |
1226 | Once you sign this, your career will explode! | 1.4367 | 0.05192 | 158 | 103 | 41 | 14 |
1227 | Outstanding! With this new business plan, nothing in the world can stop us!! | 1.4367 | 0.05269 | 158 | 104 | 39 | 15 |
1228 | I'm not liking these trajectories. | 1.4367 | 0.04617 | 158 | 106 | 39 | 13 |
1229 | Isn't it funny how scientists still believe a giant asteroid is gonna kill us all and cause a mass extinction? | 1.4367 | 0.05269 | 158 | 104 | 39 | 15 |
1230 | I think this catastrophic health coverage will be all you need. | 1.4367 | 0.05345 | 158 | 105 | 37 | 16 |
1231 | Congratulations. Good things come to those who plan ahead. | 1.4367 | 0.05192 | 158 | 103 | 41 | 14 |
1232 | I've been doing this for millenia. Trust me, tomorrow's not going to bring a better deal. | 1.4367 | 0.04746 | 158 | 100 | 48 | 10 |
1233 | Hey, we're the apex species! What could go wrong? | 1.4367 | 0.04871 | 158 | 99 | 49 | 10 |
1234 | If you want to be successful here you need to think more long term. | 1.4367 | 0.04059 | 158 | 105 | 43 | 10 |
1235 | It's only only bad quarter, Fred. It's not the end of the world. | 1.4367 | 0.05192 | 158 | 103 | 41 | 14 |
1236 | Where do you see yourself ten years in the future? | 1.4367 | 0.04871 | 158 | 99 | 49 | 10 |
1237 | It's just an interview - the world's not coming to an end! | 1.4367 | 0.05567 | 158 | 108 | 31 | 19 |
1238 | These are excellent long-term investments. | 1.4367 | 0.03803 | 158 | 110 | 36 | 12 |
1239 | Things are finally looking up for us Reptilian-Americans | 1.4367 | 0.04830 | 158 | 106 | 38 | 14 |
1240 | Why the long ‘Lizard’ face Bob, what could possibly go wrong? | 1.4367 | 0.05192 | 158 | 103 | 41 | 14 |
1241 | Right now this probably seems like the end of the world... | 1.4367 | 0.05114 | 158 | 102 | 43 | 13 |
1242 | Sign this and you’ll be set for life. | 1.4367 | 0.05345 | 158 | 105 | 37 | 16 |
1243 | So, any more questions about your life insurance policy? | 1.4367 | 0.04703 | 158 | 97 | 53 | 8 |
1244 | Good news Raymond, you can now work from home indefinitely | 1.4359 | 0.05078 | 156 | 100 | 44 | 12 |
1245 | So this last candidate comes in. A mammal, if you can believe it. Covered in fur, wimpy little teeth and claws. Right? | 1.4359 | 0.05239 | 156 | 102 | 40 | 14 |
1246 | No, we’ve gotten used to ignoring it | 1.4359 | 0.05317 | 156 | 103 | 38 | 15 |
1247 | We're too big to fail! Nothing can stop us now! | 1.4359 | 0.04379 | 156 | 107 | 36 | 13 |
1248 | This deal will keep us at the top of the food chain forever! | 1.4359 | 0.05394 | 156 | 104 | 36 | 16 |
1249 | Yes, your health insurance does cover illnesses caused by the sun being blotted out by trillions of pieces of earth dislodged by a gigantic flaming rock— why do you ask? | 1.4359 | 0.05317 | 156 | 103 | 38 | 15 |
1250 | Just sign right here. Don’t worry. It comes with a lifetime warranty. | 1.4359 | 0.05078 | 156 | 100 | 44 | 12 |
1251 | We have it totally under control. | 1.4356 | 0.05643 | 163 | 114 | 27 | 22 |
1252 | Tell me where you see yourself five years from now. | 1.4356 | 0.05224 | 163 | 108 | 39 | 16 |
1253 | Do you know Paul from accounting? Today is his last day,but he doesn't know it yet. | 1.4351 | 0.04600 | 154 | 103 | 39 | 12 |
1254 | Management couldn't have predicted downsizing on this scale. | 1.4351 | 0.04998 | 154 | 100 | 42 | 12 |
1255 | Yes, and he said it will all disappear magically like it never happened | 1.4331 | 0.05367 | 157 | 105 | 36 | 16 |
1256 | On second thought, I'm withdrawing my application. Life's too short | 1.4323 | 0.05644 | 155 | 107 | 29 | 19 |
1257 | A deadline is a deadline, Larry | 1.4323 | 0.05015 | 155 | 99 | 45 | 11 |
1258 | We’re looking to fill this position as soon as possible. The other guy left as though he was running from something. | 1.4323 | 0.05260 | 155 | 102 | 39 | 14 |
1259 | No, I said "comment" sheet. | 1.4323 | 0.05494 | 155 | 105 | 33 | 17 |
1260 | And, I'm pleased to say, moving world headquarters to the Yucatan has resulted in no operational disruption at all. | 1.4323 | 0.05015 | 155 | 99 | 45 | 11 |
1261 | Only extinction would invalidate this contract! | 1.4323 | 0.04758 | 155 | 96 | 51 | 8 |
1262 | Well, you've finally made it to the top Fred, how's it feel? | 1.4323 | 0.05494 | 155 | 105 | 33 | 17 |
1263 | T. Rump just cut taxes on cold-blooded reptiles, we’re looking at years of unprecedented gains!!! | 1.4323 | 0.05260 | 155 | 102 | 39 | 14 |
1264 | Congratulations! I’m telling you. This is the kind of company you stay with for a lifetime. | 1.4323 | 0.05015 | 155 | 99 | 45 | 11 |
1265 | Can you start Monday? | 1.4314 | 0.05227 | 153 | 100 | 40 | 13 |
1266 | Divorce isn’t the end of the world, Pete. | 1.4314 | 0.05227 | 153 | 100 | 40 | 13 |
1267 | I am still going to charge you for the full hour. | 1.4314 | 0.05144 | 153 | 99 | 42 | 12 |
1268 | Jurassic times call for Jurassic measures. | 1.4314 | 0.05144 | 153 | 99 | 42 | 12 |
1269 | 'What about the falling sun? Don't worry, we are covered under force majeure.' | 1.4314 | 0.05389 | 153 | 102 | 36 | 15 |
1270 | That’s Cretaceous thinking | 1.4314 | 0.05468 | 153 | 103 | 34 | 16 |
1271 | Oh that? Don’t worry. I couldn’t figure out how to set a background for Zoom, so it’s just a poster | 1.4314 | 0.04886 | 153 | 96 | 48 | 9 |
1272 | The divorce is finalized! The second half of your life can truly begin! | 1.4314 | 0.05144 | 153 | 99 | 42 | 12 |
1273 | Ha! You won't believe the story that just popped up on my computer | 1.4314 | 0.05546 | 153 | 104 | 32 | 17 |
1274 | Sorry Bob, We have to lay off a few people because of the economic slowdown. But hey, it’s not the end of the world. | 1.4314 | 0.04974 | 153 | 97 | 46 | 10 |
1275 | So, it says here you’re amazing at crisis control. Is that true? | 1.4314 | 0.04886 | 153 | 96 | 48 | 9 |
1276 | Let’s go with the dystopian future plot. We all go extinct, a small mammal evolves and dominates the planet, and devotes itself to dystopian future plots. | 1.4314 | 0.05468 | 153 | 103 | 34 | 16 |
1277 | The concept of asteroid impacts was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive. | 1.4314 | 0.05389 | 153 | 102 | 36 | 15 |
1278 | Relax, your energy portfolio shifts from solar to fossil fuels. | 1.4314 | 0.05389 | 153 | 102 | 36 | 15 |
1279 | No, you can't work from home. Why? | 1.4314 | 0.05389 | 153 | 102 | 36 | 15 |
1280 | I think you’re going to be very glad you went with the undercoating. | 1.4314 | 0.05468 | 153 | 103 | 34 | 16 |
1281 | What do you have to lose? | 1.4314 | 0.05059 | 153 | 98 | 44 | 11 |
1282 | Sign this and your future is set! | 1.4314 | 0.05227 | 153 | 100 | 40 | 13 |
1283 | It’s one person coming in from China, and we have it under control. It’s going to be just fine. | 1.4314 | 0.05623 | 153 | 105 | 30 | 18 |
1284 | Now...let's go over this part of your policy. In the unlikely case of a major catastrophic event... | 1.4314 | 0.05059 | 153 | 98 | 44 | 11 |
1285 | We cover everything except an act of god. | 1.4314 | 0.05059 | 153 | 103 | 36 | 14 |
1286 | I think you're going to really like our lifetime employment provision. | 1.4314 | 0.05308 | 153 | 101 | 38 | 14 |
1287 | Your policy excludes natural disasters, but what are the odds of that?! | 1.4314 | 0.05546 | 153 | 104 | 32 | 17 |
1288 | Okay, I think we're finished here. | 1.4314 | 0.05227 | 153 | 100 | 40 | 13 |
1289 | I can offer you this affordable policy rate because we are the most advanced species in the World. | 1.4314 | 0.05308 | 153 | 101 | 38 | 14 |
1290 | It says here that you do have meteor insurance, however, we believe that to be an asteroid. | 1.4314 | 0.05389 | 153 | 102 | 36 | 15 |
1291 | I see by your resume that you walk upright. That's quite a jump in evolution. I can't wait to see how this ends up. | 1.4314 | 0.05308 | 153 | 101 | 38 | 14 |
1292 | The policy covers fire, flood, volcano, and acts of T-Rex…I think that’s everything. | 1.4314 | 0.05059 | 153 | 98 | 44 | 11 |
1293 | Well, your thesis on 'extinction of species' may not see the light of the day. | 1.4314 | 0.05546 | 153 | 104 | 32 | 17 |
1294 | Extinction?! I think you're underestimating the resilience and ingenuity of small and mid-sized lizards | 1.4314 | 0.05227 | 153 | 100 | 40 | 13 |
1295 | Fantastic! So just sign here and you're covered until the end of time. | 1.4314 | 0.05468 | 153 | 103 | 34 | 16 |
1296 | Here’s to a long and fruitful partnership. | 1.4314 | 0.05144 | 153 | 99 | 42 | 12 |
1297 | To tell you the truth, we're looking for more of a long-term commitment. | 1.4314 | 0.05059 | 153 | 98 | 44 | 11 |
1298 | This whole meteor-destroying-the-earth thing is a load of crock. Oops, sorry, is that racist?” | 1.4314 | 0.05546 | 153 | 104 | 32 | 17 |
1299 | Here. Sign it quickly before something bad happens! | 1.4314 | 0.05848 | 153 | 108 | 24 | 21 |
1300 | It pains me to say this, but it's a limited time offer. | 1.4314 | 0.04886 | 153 | 96 | 48 | 9 |
1301 | We typically just shift to bonds, but now I'm recommending burying some eggs in the yard. | 1.4314 | 0.05144 | 153 | 99 | 42 | 12 |
1302 | Why so glum? You have a brilliant career ahead of you! | 1.4314 | 0.04974 | 153 | 97 | 46 | 10 |
1303 | I swear, Sid, if I’m lying to you, I hope a meteor strikes me dead. | 1.4314 | 0.05468 | 153 | 103 | 34 | 16 |
1304 | If this is not a great deal for you, then may God strike me down this minute with a meteor. | 1.4314 | 0.05227 | 153 | 100 | 40 | 13 |
1305 | Good time to be a reptile | 1.4314 | 0.05059 | 153 | 103 | 36 | 14 |
1306 | It's official. We rule! | 1.4314 | 0.05546 | 153 | 104 | 32 | 17 |
1307 | And wait until you hear about our retirement plan. | 1.4314 | 0.05468 | 153 | 103 | 34 | 16 |
1308 | I'm thinking of naming it, "Space Force." | 1.4314 | 0.05308 | 153 | 101 | 38 | 14 |
1309 | We probably should expedite this... | 1.4305 | 0.04838 | 151 | 94 | 49 | 8 |
1310 | Tell me about yourself. Take all the time you need. | 1.4305 | 0.05017 | 151 | 96 | 45 | 10 |
1311 | Look Jim, I've been getting reports that you're making the other employees uncomfortable with all this "impending doom" talk. | 1.4305 | 0.04838 | 151 | 94 | 49 | 8 |
1312 | It’s the pilot for a new comedy. We’re calling it ‘The Big Bang Theory’. | 1.4305 | 0.04929 | 151 | 95 | 47 | 9 |
1313 | Fox News says it's just a Democratic attempt to overthrow the President. | 1.4305 | 0.05105 | 151 | 97 | 43 | 11 |
1314 | Ignore the force majeure language. It's a formality. | 1.4305 | 0.05275 | 151 | 99 | 39 | 13 |
1315 | There’s just no way we can go wrong! | 1.4305 | 0.05017 | 151 | 101 | 37 | 13 |
1316 | I’ve got a feeling this will be epoch. | 1.4305 | 0.05275 | 151 | 99 | 39 | 13 |
1317 | And that’s guaranteed forever! | 1.4305 | 0.05190 | 151 | 98 | 41 | 12 |
1318 | Retirement hasn't meant the end of the world, has it? | 1.4305 | 0.05358 | 151 | 100 | 37 | 14 |
1319 | I’m tellin’ Hal, this is the deal of the Cretaceous Period. End of Story. | 1.4305 | 0.05358 | 151 | 100 | 37 | 14 |
1320 | If you sign here, it's a lifetime guarantee. | 1.4305 | 0.05105 | 151 | 97 | 43 | 11 |
1321 | This is a dream come true, I´ve never been on this side of the desk! | 1.4298 | 0.06079 | 121 | 81 | 28 | 12 |
1322 | Carl, you know I don’t buy that pseudoscience. See you Monday. | 1.4295 | 0.05409 | 149 | 99 | 36 | 14 |
1323 | Sushi or Thai for lunch | 1.4295 | 0.04543 | 149 | 97 | 43 | 9 |
1324 | I think you’ve got a bright future in fossil fuels! | 1.4295 | 0.05324 | 149 | 98 | 38 | 13 |
1325 | This policy covers just about every conceivable event. | 1.4295 | 0.05062 | 149 | 97 | 41 | 11 |
1326 | Are we masters of the universe or what?! | 1.4295 | 0.04543 | 149 | 102 | 35 | 12 |
1327 | Congratulations you survived the interview. | 1.4295 | 0.05574 | 149 | 101 | 32 | 16 |
1328 | I’ve got a very good feeling about our future. My psychic sees us in museums. | 1.4295 | 0.05655 | 149 | 102 | 30 | 17 |
1329 | Yes, this umbrella policy covers just about every contingency. | 1.4295 | 0.05151 | 149 | 96 | 42 | 11 |
1330 | We're really only looking for someone short term. | 1.4295 | 0.05324 | 149 | 98 | 38 | 13 |
1331 | Welcome aboard. I have a feeling you’ll spend the rest of your career with us! | 1.4295 | 0.05409 | 149 | 99 | 36 | 14 |
1332 | You'll be happy to know we have a great dental plan | 1.4295 | 0.04972 | 149 | 94 | 46 | 9 |
1333 | Can I have a few seconds to think about it? | 1.4295 | 0.05238 | 149 | 97 | 40 | 12 |
1334 | This year we're expecting explosive growth. | 1.4295 | 0.05324 | 149 | 98 | 38 | 13 |
1335 | One more week until retirement! | 1.4286 | 0.05281 | 154 | 102 | 38 | 14 |
1336 | What possibly could go wrong? | 1.4286 | 0.05034 | 154 | 99 | 44 | 11 |
1337 | Barring any unforeseen circumstances, your start date will be.... | 1.4267 | 0.05125 | 150 | 97 | 42 | 11 |
1338 | Frankly I don’t ever think it’s too late to diversify your portfolio. | 1.4267 | 0.05125 | 150 | 97 | 42 | 11 |
1339 | We think the comet deniers have a really valid point. | 1.4267 | 0.05296 | 150 | 99 | 38 | 13 |
1340 | We’re going to have to send this report of an “incoming meteor” through HR before we can address anything | 1.4267 | 0.05380 | 150 | 100 | 36 | 14 |
1341 | Our competition won't know what hit them. | 1.4267 | 0.05380 | 150 | 100 | 36 | 14 |
1342 | Don't worry, it's only a short term commitment. | 1.4267 | 0.03940 | 150 | 110 | 26 | 14 |
1343 | We're offering you the opportunity to get into fossil fuels on the ground floor. | 1.4267 | 0.05544 | 150 | 102 | 32 | 16 |
1344 | Although his CFO seemed confident, Harvey was skeptical they would meet their third quarter goals. | 1.4267 | 0.05380 | 150 | 100 | 36 | 14 |
1345 | Ha! And then he said we were wiped out by an aster... | 1.4267 | 0.05036 | 150 | 96 | 44 | 10 |
1346 | C'mon, all that stuff about a climate-changing meteor is a left-wing hoax. Now, about that merger... | 1.4267 | 0.05463 | 150 | 101 | 34 | 15 |
1347 | I agree, let's go with the extinction thing as a total hoax. | 1.4267 | 0.05624 | 150 | 103 | 30 | 17 |
1348 | . . . And how well do you deal with change? | 1.4267 | 0.05211 | 150 | 98 | 40 | 12 |
1349 | ...and if anything changes, we'll let you know. | 1.4267 | 0.05211 | 150 | 98 | 40 | 12 |
1350 | There's a rumor going around that we could all be replaced. | 1.4267 | 0.05380 | 150 | 100 | 36 | 14 |
1351 | This is your last warning, stop spreading conspiracy theories in the office. I don’t want to hear any more about this asteroid nonsense | 1.4257 | 0.05431 | 148 | 99 | 35 | 14 |
1352 | Larry, there’s no future in fossil fuels. | 1.4257 | 0.05171 | 148 | 96 | 41 | 11 |
1353 | 2020!? Am I right? | 1.4257 | 0.05431 | 148 | 99 | 35 | 14 |
1354 | What makes you think this company's future will only be in fossil fuels? | 1.4257 | 0.05431 | 148 | 99 | 35 | 14 |
1355 | An asteroid coming right at Earth? Very outside the box. I like it! I’ll have Rex in Art draw up a concept board this afternoon. | 1.4257 | 0.05346 | 148 | 98 | 37 | 13 |
1356 | The New Yorker finally accepted my caption! The stars are aligning, Liz. | 1.4257 | 0.05917 | 148 | 105 | 23 | 20 |
1357 | Our friends in Washington assure us that everything is fine. | 1.4257 | 0.05598 | 148 | 101 | 31 | 16 |
1358 | well, it's not the end of the world | 1.4257 | 0.05171 | 148 | 96 | 41 | 11 |
1359 | You know what I changed my mind let’s go with the 30 year fixed. | 1.4257 | 0.05431 | 148 | 99 | 35 | 14 |
1360 | Dinner at 8:00? | 1.4257 | 0.04557 | 148 | 102 | 34 | 12 |
1361 | I love that you get that twinkle in your eye whenever you talk about this company’s future. | 1.4257 | 0.04755 | 148 | 99 | 38 | 11 |
1362 | My Boss would kill me if he heard me say this, but "Mammals" are poised to be the next real growth industry. | 1.4257 | 0.05431 | 148 | 99 | 35 | 14 |
1363 | Remember that promotion that you’ve been dying to get. Well... | 1.4257 | 0.02969 | 148 | 104 | 36 | 8 |
1364 | It’s a simulation window to see how well you handle impending doom. I can see you aren’t amused, but you did great, your going to love working here. | 1.4257 | 0.05346 | 148 | 98 | 37 | 13 |
1365 | My worst fear is that I’ll be doing something incredibly pointless the moment before I die. | 1.4257 | 0.05431 | 148 | 99 | 35 | 14 |
1366 | I have great means of meteorite defense. I have control. I have the best means. | 1.4257 | 0.05680 | 148 | 102 | 29 | 17 |
1367 | I'd say your only certainty is taxes. | 1.4257 | 0.05260 | 148 | 97 | 39 | 12 |
1368 | We’ve had a good run Rex, but I feel change is in the air. | 1.4257 | 0.05171 | 148 | 96 | 41 | 11 |
1369 | Now this policy covers EVERYTHING for 1,000,000 years. Heck, you never know... | 1.4257 | 0.04990 | 148 | 99 | 37 | 12 |
1370 | The almanac said it's going to be a long winter. | 1.4257 | 0.05082 | 148 | 95 | 43 | 10 |
1371 | Personally, I never believed those who fail to learn from history are doomed to repeat it. | 1.4257 | 0.05260 | 148 | 97 | 39 | 12 |
1372 | Who cares? The market’s up 200 points! | 1.4257 | 0.05431 | 148 | 99 | 35 | 14 |
1373 | Our “Mammals-B-Gone” product is a market lock. I don’t know what we’d do without predictive analytics. | 1.4257 | 0.05515 | 148 | 100 | 33 | 15 |
1374 | This plan has a lifetime guarantee | 1.4257 | 0.05082 | 148 | 95 | 43 | 10 |
1375 | I just want to say one word to you. Just one word. Mammals. | 1.4257 | 0.05346 | 148 | 98 | 37 | 13 |
1376 | Sorry, Mr. O’Dile, but the old “there’s a flaming comet heading toward you” ploy won’t save you this time. | 1.4257 | 0.05431 | 148 | 99 | 35 | 14 |
1377 | These 99 million year land leases are great. You family's estate will be protected til they evolve into birds! | 1.4257 | 0.05515 | 148 | 100 | 33 | 15 |
1378 | When I get to see his head explode, this evaluation won’t bother me anymore. | 1.4257 | 0.05431 | 148 | 99 | 35 | 14 |
1379 | Of course. But the climate is always changing. | 1.4257 | 0.05515 | 148 | 100 | 33 | 15 |
1380 | Meteors will just disappear- it will be a beautiful thing | 1.4257 | 0.05171 | 148 | 96 | 41 | 11 |
1381 | That just about wraps it up... | 1.4257 | 0.05260 | 148 | 97 | 39 | 12 |
1382 | Back in January...“We have it totally under control. It’s one meteor coming in from China. We have it under control. It’s going to be just fine.” | 1.4257 | 0.05598 | 148 | 101 | 31 | 16 |
1383 | On the other hand, our position in oil futures is looking very strong | 1.4257 | 0.05346 | 148 | 100 | 34 | 14 |
1384 | It's only redundancy not extinction so don't gimme that old "he can't see the meteorite coming" look! | 1.4257 | 0.05431 | 148 | 99 | 35 | 14 |
1385 | Impressive résumé. Let’s say you had five seconds to live. What has evolved in your career that are you most proud of? | 1.4257 | 0.05260 | 148 | 97 | 39 | 12 |
1386 | We are lizards, the top of the food chain. What could go wrong. | 1.4257 | 0.05680 | 148 | 102 | 29 | 17 |
1387 | And what's more, our firm has been here millions of years. | 1.4257 | 0.05346 | 148 | 98 | 37 | 13 |
1388 | I love the script but I think the fireball destroying civilization is a bit far-fetched. | 1.4257 | 0.05598 | 148 | 101 | 31 | 16 |
1389 | I'm so glad shelter in place is over. | 1.4257 | 0.05260 | 148 | 97 | 39 | 12 |
1390 | Where do see yourself in five years? | 1.4257 | 0.05346 | 148 | 98 | 37 | 13 |
1391 | No job is safer than selling insurance. | 1.4257 | 0.05346 | 148 | 98 | 37 | 13 |
1392 | Behind me? Not again. | 1.4257 | 0.05171 | 148 | 96 | 41 | 11 |
1393 | Meteor coverage? Why do you ask? | 1.4257 | 0.05260 | 148 | 97 | 39 | 12 |
1394 | So I told her, "I'd rather get wiped out by an asteroid than see your scaly butt again." | 1.4257 | 0.05260 | 148 | 97 | 39 | 12 |
1395 | Don’t worry it doesn’t arrive until November third. | 1.4257 | 0.05431 | 148 | 99 | 35 | 14 |
1396 | So, any hot topics? | 1.4257 | 0.05260 | 148 | 97 | 39 | 12 |
1397 | “It's only insider trading if no one else sees it coming.” | 1.4257 | 0.04990 | 148 | 99 | 37 | 12 |
1398 | If these projections are correct, the market is about to crater | 1.4257 | 0.05346 | 148 | 98 | 37 | 13 |
1399 | Tomorrow we take over the world! | 1.4257 | 0.05346 | 148 | 98 | 37 | 13 |
1400 | No, I've never heard anyone ask that before. What exactly is a 'Hail Mary,' anyway? | 1.4257 | 0.05431 | 148 | 99 | 35 | 14 |
1401 | No I don't know that one. Tell me -"What do you call a larger and larger big flaming ball of space debris?" | 1.4257 | 0.05515 | 148 | 100 | 33 | 15 |
1402 | With this new deal, we’re set for life. | 1.4257 | 0.05260 | 148 | 97 | 39 | 12 |
1403 | What's a Force Majeure clause? | 1.4257 | 0.04455 | 148 | 96 | 44 | 8 |
1404 | I wouldn’t call my rise “meteoric,” but here we are! | 1.4238 | 0.05184 | 151 | 99 | 40 | 12 |
1405 | Yes sir, comprehensive coverage with no exclusions. | 1.4238 | 0.04035 | 151 | 102 | 40 | 9 |
1406 | Do you consider yourself a short or long term planner? | 1.4238 | 0.05184 | 151 | 99 | 40 | 12 |
1407 | According to this study, we are on the other side of the peak | 1.4236 | 0.04471 | 144 | 106 | 23 | 15 |
1408 | I don't know what you mean by 'Extinction Pay' but I assure you we offer competitive benefits! | 1.4236 | 0.05711 | 144 | 99 | 29 | 16 |
1409 | What are you worried about Barry. We’re at the top of the food chain. Nothing can touch us. | 1.4236 | 0.05176 | 144 | 93 | 41 | 10 |
1410 | Allow me to explain why we pay female employees less. | 1.4236 | 0.05625 | 144 | 98 | 31 | 15 |
1411 | Bob, the numbers have never looked better. Nothing but blue skies ahead! | 1.4236 | 0.05795 | 144 | 100 | 27 | 17 |
1412 | So... any big plans for 2020? | 1.4236 | 0.05450 | 144 | 96 | 35 | 13 |
1413 | OK, so how do we monetize this? | 1.4236 | 0.05538 | 144 | 97 | 33 | 14 |
1414 | You're such a pessimist, Bill. Try being positive for once. | 1.4236 | 0.05081 | 144 | 92 | 43 | 9 |
1415 | It's all a hoax. | 1.4236 | 0.05360 | 144 | 95 | 37 | 12 |
1416 | Without this deal for the shareholders, Rex, we might have been on the verge of extinction. | 1.4236 | 0.05711 | 144 | 99 | 29 | 16 |
1417 | You're a good scientist but your paper on asteroids destroying the earth is so far-fetched, we have to fire you. | 1.4236 | 0.05081 | 144 | 92 | 43 | 9 |
1418 | There’s term meteor insurance, and then there’s whole meteor insurance. | 1.4236 | 0.05360 | 144 | 95 | 37 | 12 |
1419 | Another cease and desist letter from the mammals. Will they ever learn? | 1.4236 | 0.05360 | 144 | 95 | 37 | 12 |
1420 | Don't worry, it's a hoax. | 1.4236 | 0.05538 | 144 | 97 | 33 | 14 |
1421 | Well, look at the bright side. You're about to save 15% or more on car insurance. | 1.4236 | 0.05222 | 144 | 101 | 28 | 15 |
1422 | We're going to have a hell of a future together. | 1.4236 | 0.05360 | 144 | 95 | 37 | 12 |
1423 | You know, Fred, all day I've been having this deja vu feeling. | 1.4236 | 0.05450 | 144 | 96 | 35 | 13 |
1424 | Great! Let’s celebrate this agreement with a BIG bang! | 1.4236 | 0.05538 | 144 | 97 | 33 | 14 |
1425 | Yes, we do have an opening for someone who can predict catastrophies! | 1.4236 | 0.05625 | 144 | 98 | 31 | 15 |
1426 | I’ve never had that question before. I’ll have to call the home office to see if we cover extinction. | 1.4236 | 0.05795 | 144 | 100 | 27 | 17 |
1427 | Forget the doomsayers. We can monetize any crisis. | 1.4236 | 0.05360 | 144 | 95 | 37 | 12 |
1428 | So why would you think I was retiring. | 1.4236 | 0.05081 | 144 | 92 | 43 | 9 |
1429 | We predict cataclysmic change in the next century. | 1.4236 | 0.05360 | 144 | 95 | 37 | 12 |
1430 | I respect how Trump dealt with the crisis, and now, with the country reopening, I really feel like nothing could possibly go wrong. | 1.4228 | 0.05232 | 149 | 98 | 39 | 12 |
1431 | I ran some numbers. It's not looking good for the next quarter of a million years. | 1.4228 | 0.04965 | 149 | 95 | 45 | 9 |
1432 | Congratulations! You’ve got the job! | 1.4228 | 0.05402 | 149 | 100 | 35 | 14 |
1433 | Extinction?!!? Not in a hundred million years! | 1.4228 | 0.05486 | 149 | 101 | 33 | 15 |
1434 | Listen, we survived an ice age, global warming, Trump, a pandemic...what else could possibly happen? | 1.4228 | 0.05318 | 149 | 99 | 37 | 13 |
1435 | This idea will be the hottest thing to come across my desk this year! | 1.4228 | 0.05318 | 149 | 99 | 37 | 13 |
1436 | Tell me where you see yourself 65 million years from now. | 1.4228 | 0.05728 | 149 | 104 | 27 | 18 |
1437 | We won't see another market like this for 65, maybe 66 million years. | 1.4228 | 0.05318 | 149 | 99 | 37 | 13 |
1438 | Once you sign on the dotted line you’re fully insured, except of course for Acts of Godzilla. | 1.4228 | 0.05056 | 149 | 96 | 43 | 10 |
1439 | Let’s push this to next week. | 1.4225 | 0.05319 | 142 | 93 | 38 | 11 |
1440 | Let's try to look at this as an opportunity Frank | 1.4225 | 0.05128 | 142 | 91 | 42 | 9 |
1441 | . Is everything ok, Randy? You seem a little distracted. | 1.4225 | 0.05504 | 142 | 95 | 34 | 13 |
1442 | It’s so nice to be back at the office, with no world crisis looming over us. | 1.4225 | 0.05412 | 142 | 94 | 36 | 12 |
1443 | ‘Here’s to a long and prosperous relationship.’ | 1.4225 | 0.05594 | 142 | 96 | 32 | 14 |
1444 | We're concerned "imminent threat" might come across as fear mongering. | 1.4225 | 0.05319 | 142 | 93 | 38 | 11 |
1445 | Wait, I’m having a deja vu... | 1.4225 | 0.05504 | 142 | 95 | 34 | 13 |
1446 | If all goes well, you start tomorrow. | 1.4225 | 0.05319 | 142 | 93 | 38 | 11 |
1447 | This asteroid is great for business: our investments in our own fossilized bodies will one day be worth much, much more than all our volcano resort properties are now. | 1.4225 | 0.05030 | 142 | 94 | 36 | 11 |
1448 | Look, it's just a new assignment. It's not like it's the end of the world." | 1.4225 | 0.05319 | 142 | 93 | 38 | 11 |
1449 | What's an Act of God clause?" | 1.4225 | 0.05682 | 142 | 97 | 30 | 15 |
1450 | These figures show it. The end of the world prophesy is a hoax. | 1.4225 | 0.05412 | 142 | 94 | 36 | 12 |
1451 | Of course, this is a limited-time offer. | 1.4225 | 0.05412 | 142 | 94 | 36 | 12 |
1452 | What do you think will be the next disruptive force in the market? | 1.4225 | 0.05504 | 142 | 95 | 34 | 13 |
1453 | I can't wait until we evolve to having opposable digits so I can actually use the stuff on my desk. | 1.4225 | 0.05128 | 142 | 91 | 42 | 9 |
1454 | Well, we think you have a promising 200-year career ahead of you. So if you want to just sign here, you can start right away! | 1.4225 | 0.04561 | 142 | 98 | 33 | 11 |
1455 | Look George, it's standard office politics. It's not like the world's ending. | 1.4225 | 0.05682 | 142 | 97 | 30 | 15 |
1456 | May a comet strike me if I'm lying to you. | 1.4225 | 0.05504 | 142 | 95 | 34 | 13 |
1457 | Trust me, except for acts of God, this mutual fund is iron clad. | 1.4225 | 0.05319 | 142 | 93 | 38 | 11 |
1458 | Sure you can think it over - but I can't guarantee this deal will be available much longer. | 1.4225 | 0.05319 | 142 | 93 | 38 | 11 |
1459 | Acts of God are our specialty. Sign here and worry not. | 1.4225 | 0.05224 | 142 | 92 | 40 | 10 |
1460 | Oh wait, it's right behind me now, isn't it? | 1.4225 | 0.05682 | 142 | 97 | 30 | 15 |
1461 | You're on track for a long and comfortable retirement! | 1.4225 | 0.05319 | 142 | 93 | 38 | 11 |
1462 | I know 30,000 years sounds like a long time for your mortgage contract, but believe me it will be over in a flash. | 1.4225 | 0.05682 | 142 | 97 | 30 | 15 |
1463 | Meteor insurance? Why would we need that? | 1.4225 | 0.05594 | 142 | 96 | 32 | 14 |
1464 | So you now want to double the life policy? | 1.4225 | 0.05594 | 142 | 96 | 32 | 14 |
1465 | If you get the job, how long do you expect to work here? | 1.4207 | 0.05508 | 145 | 98 | 33 | 14 |
1466 | The markets will rebound, Jonathan. Just be patient. | 1.4207 | 0.05240 | 145 | 95 | 39 | 11 |
1467 | As long as we continue taking hydroxychloroquine, we should be fine. | 1.4207 | 0.05420 | 145 | 97 | 35 | 13 |
1468 | Fun fact...Did you know that the word 'mortgage' means 'death pledge?' Hehe. Go ahead and sign right here. | 1.4207 | 0.05148 | 145 | 94 | 41 | 10 |
1469 | it's going to be big, huge in fact. It's going to be the best. It's going to be the biggest and the best. And it's coming very, very soon. So soon in fact, it's almost here | 1.4207 | 0.05594 | 145 | 99 | 31 | 15 |
1470 | Trust me, Sweetheart, you don’t need a force majeure clause. | 1.4207 | 0.05240 | 145 | 95 | 39 | 11 |
1471 | You're hired-we need a fireball around here | 1.4207 | 0.05240 | 145 | 95 | 39 | 11 |
1472 | When the warm weather comes asteroids simply go away ! | 1.4207 | 0.05679 | 145 | 100 | 29 | 16 |
1473 | And so,if you accept this position,naturally we will expect a longterm commitment from you. | 1.4207 | 0.05420 | 145 | 97 | 35 | 13 |
1474 | Take all the time you need to read the fine print - there's no reason to rush it. | 1.4207 | 0.05148 | 145 | 94 | 41 | 10 |
1475 | I'm sorry, but we're really looking for someone with more long term forecasting experience. | 1.4207 | 0.05420 | 145 | 97 | 35 | 13 |
1476 | Great news Earl! In your grandfather’s will, he left you beachfront property in the Yucatán Peninsula. | 1.4207 | 0.05508 | 145 | 98 | 33 | 14 |
1477 | As Ed lookout the window he realized, he didn't need to write this caption. | 1.4207 | 0.05240 | 145 | 95 | 39 | 11 |
1478 | Sure some are going to die, but I say 'let's get out there and get the economy going again.' | 1.4207 | 0.05845 | 145 | 102 | 25 | 18 |
1479 | It was then that Bob truly understood how dinosaurs became extinct. | 1.4207 | 0.05420 | 145 | 97 | 35 | 13 |
1480 | It’s a temp position with limited long term possibilities. | 1.4207 | 0.05508 | 145 | 98 | 33 | 14 |
1481 | Stop listening to the scientists, Larry. The asteroid story is fake news. | 1.4207 | 0.05763 | 145 | 101 | 27 | 17 |
1482 | So, Terry, where do you see yourself in five years? | 1.4207 | 0.05331 | 145 | 96 | 37 | 12 |
1483 | I'd go with the scientists on this one. | 1.4207 | 0.05508 | 145 | 98 | 33 | 14 |
1484 | Good news! The governor says you can re-open. | 1.4207 | 0.05331 | 145 | 101 | 29 | 15 |
1485 | I'd have to see it to believe. | 1.4203 | 0.05326 | 138 | 90 | 38 | 10 |
1486 | So, this is how the interview ends. | 1.4200 | 0.05456 | 150 | 102 | 33 | 15 |
1487 | Says here you're committed and work like there's no tomorrow, tell me more | 1.4196 | 0.05562 | 143 | 97 | 32 | 14 |
1488 | We are doing big things here at SpaceX | 1.4196 | 0.05382 | 143 | 95 | 36 | 12 |
1489 | I’m telling you, this oil thing is going to BOOM any day now! | 1.4196 | 0.04802 | 143 | 94 | 40 | 9 |
1490 | So tell me, where do you see yourself in five minutes? | 1.4196 | 0.05562 | 143 | 97 | 32 | 14 |
1491 | Listen, Todd, I know you’ve been passed over a few times, but good news! We’re finally giving you that promotion! | 1.4196 | 0.05290 | 143 | 94 | 38 | 11 |
1492 | What a coincidence - The Big Bang Theory is my favorite tv show too! | 1.4196 | 0.04021 | 143 | 107 | 22 | 14 |
1493 | You being fired is hard but it is not the end of the world. | 1.4196 | 0.05196 | 143 | 93 | 40 | 10 |
1494 | Loved it! I predict it will be a smash hit! | 1.4196 | 0.05100 | 143 | 92 | 42 | 9 |
1495 | Have you considered investing in fossil fuels? | 1.4196 | 0.05196 | 143 | 93 | 40 | 10 |
1496 | So I told them, “Meteor Insurance?! Ha! We don’t need no stinking meteor insurance!” | 1.4196 | 0.05290 | 143 | 99 | 30 | 14 |
1497 | This script concept is great -- The Extinction of ....... | 1.4196 | 0.05562 | 143 | 97 | 32 | 14 |
1498 | So, George, where do you see yourself in the next five years? | 1.4196 | 0.05473 | 143 | 96 | 34 | 13 |
1499 | Get a load of this ‘Far Side’. It says we’ll become extinct because we smoke. | 1.4196 | 0.05562 | 143 | 97 | 32 | 14 |
1500 | My eyes are down here. | 1.4196 | 0.05473 | 143 | 96 | 34 | 13 |
1501 | We've made a killing selling survivalist bunkers to paranoid mammals. | 1.4196 | 0.05562 | 143 | 97 | 32 | 14 |
1502 | What a report! 180 million years of domination with no end in sight." | 1.4196 | 0.05473 | 143 | 96 | 34 | 13 |
1503 | After Covid-19 only a meteor from outer space could stop us now! | 1.4196 | 0.05737 | 143 | 99 | 28 | 16 |
1504 | Believe me, Marv, when the President says ‘We have it totally under control’ he knows exactly what he's talking about. | 1.4196 | 0.05737 | 143 | 99 | 28 | 16 |
1505 | Sorry Andrews, unless I'm hit by a meteor you will not be advancing in this company. | 1.4196 | 0.05562 | 143 | 97 | 32 | 14 |
1506 | In case of a catastrophic event you will be fully covered. | 1.4196 | 0.05473 | 143 | 96 | 34 | 13 |
1507 | I see you majored in prehistory ... | 1.4184 | 0.05245 | 141 | 92 | 39 | 10 |
1508 | This is a great deal, I wouldn't lie to you. Look, if I'm lying, may a meteor crash through the window and strike me in the back of the head. | 1.4184 | 0.05435 | 141 | 94 | 35 | 12 |
1509 | A movie about a meteorite disaster followed by a mammal takeover? Nobody will believe it! | 1.4184 | 0.05708 | 141 | 97 | 29 | 15 |
1510 | It’s going to disappear. One day, it’s like a miracle, it will disappear. | 1.4178 | 0.05563 | 146 | 100 | 31 | 15 |
1511 | You’ll find our pension plan is the best in the business for a long and happy retirement. | 1.4178 | 0.05477 | 146 | 99 | 33 | 14 |
1512 | And you’re comfortable working remotely? | 1.4178 | 0.05390 | 146 | 98 | 35 | 13 |
1513 | I really need you to start today. | 1.4178 | 0.05302 | 146 | 97 | 37 | 12 |
1514 | Son, this is your business now. The world is yours. | 1.4178 | 0.05302 | 146 | 97 | 37 | 12 |
1515 | Well, I think I can safely say that you are going to have a bright future here! | 1.4178 | 0.05212 | 146 | 96 | 39 | 11 |
1516 | It will suddenly be gone. Like a miracle. | 1.4178 | 0.05121 | 146 | 105 | 25 | 16 |
1517 | “There is however an extinction clause” | 1.4178 | 0.04933 | 146 | 93 | 45 | 8 |
1518 | Sign this right now and it's over. Literally. | 1.4178 | 0.05212 | 146 | 96 | 39 | 11 |
1519 | The competition won't know what's hit them. | 1.4178 | 0.05302 | 146 | 97 | 37 | 12 |
1520 | So,do you want the catastrophic event rider on your policy? | 1.4178 | 0.05477 | 146 | 99 | 33 | 14 |
1521 | We can only offer you a short-term position. | 1.4178 | 0.05390 | 146 | 98 | 35 | 13 |
1522 | I’m telling you, Matt, the world is about to enter a new era. | 1.4178 | 0.05212 | 146 | 96 | 39 | 11 |
1523 | So, tell me, where do you see yourself in 5 years? | 1.4173 | 0.05197 | 139 | 90 | 40 | 9 |
1524 | We’re a well-established company that has been around for centuries | 1.4173 | 0.05489 | 139 | 93 | 34 | 12 |
1525 | These zoom backgrounds are getting good | 1.4173 | 0.05393 | 139 | 92 | 36 | 11 |
1526 | We’re thrilled to have you join the executive leadership of Blockbuster | 1.4173 | 0.04833 | 139 | 94 | 35 | 10 |
1527 | We’re interviewing now for the second wave. | 1.4173 | 0.05583 | 139 | 94 | 32 | 13 |
1528 | One more signature and I promise you we’ll be done here. | 1.4173 | 0.05393 | 139 | 92 | 36 | 11 |
1529 | I see your enjoying the view. | 1.4173 | 0.05393 | 139 | 92 | 36 | 11 |
1530 | Let’s live in the present moment. | 1.4173 | 0.05296 | 139 | 91 | 38 | 10 |
1531 | Tell me, where do you see yourself in ten years? | 1.4173 | 0.05583 | 139 | 94 | 32 | 13 |
1532 | I gotta say Gerald, you put in the hours. Missed your kids' games, worked weekends, worked overtime. Here is the promotion you have been waiting for! | 1.4173 | 0.05767 | 139 | 96 | 28 | 15 |
1533 | Look Bob, I just I feel like your focus is elsewhere right now. | 1.4173 | 0.05945 | 139 | 98 | 24 | 17 |
1534 | And would you say you're adaptable? | 1.4173 | 0.05095 | 139 | 89 | 42 | 8 |
1535 | So how are your crisis management skills? | 1.4173 | 0.05296 | 139 | 91 | 38 | 10 |
1536 | See? We all went back to work and everything is FINE. | 1.4173 | 0.05296 | 139 | 91 | 38 | 10 |
1537 | We’re definitely past the peak | 1.4173 | 0.03667 | 139 | 97 | 34 | 8 |
1538 | This next question is about adaptation... | 1.4173 | 0.05197 | 139 | 90 | 40 | 9 |
1539 | No he tweeted there was no meteor, so I think we’re good! | 1.4173 | 0.05489 | 139 | 93 | 34 | 12 |
1540 | Do you have any experience using Zoom? | 1.4173 | 0.05393 | 139 | 92 | 36 | 11 |
1541 | That's just a little flaming rock, don't worry! We need to keep the economy booming. | 1.4173 | 0.05489 | 139 | 93 | 34 | 12 |
1542 | Glad to have you onboard. Future is bright. | 1.4173 | 0.05393 | 139 | 92 | 36 | 11 |
1543 | The economy is what we should be thinking about. | 1.4173 | 0.05857 | 139 | 97 | 26 | 16 |
1544 | Extinction? Sounds dramatic but I'll read your script and will get back to you on Monday. | 1.4173 | 0.05345 | 139 | 99 | 25 | 15 |
1545 | Don’t worry we’re doing everything we can to ensure a safe working environment | 1.4173 | 0.05095 | 139 | 89 | 42 | 8 |
1546 | Oh come on George, the media hypes these things up. I bet by Tuesday they’ll be back to talking about the giant mosquitoes again. | 1.4173 | 0.05393 | 139 | 92 | 36 | 11 |
1547 | Now, I realize that our top scientists have been suggesting a near earth objects defense system for a while, but we’ve finally decided to sign this, and make it a priority. We don’t want to make the same mistake the humans did with that famous pandemic ages ago. | 1.4173 | 0.05489 | 139 | 93 | 34 | 12 |
1548 | Good news, Joe. After 20 years we finally decided to make you partner! | 1.4173 | 0.05489 | 139 | 93 | 34 | 12 |
1549 | you’ll be covered for all foreseeable events. sign here. | 1.4173 | 0.05583 | 139 | 99 | 24 | 16 |
1550 | We will soon be on the other side of this meteor and really rocking again. | 1.4173 | 0.05583 | 139 | 94 | 32 | 13 |
1551 | Please! You're worried about nothing! I assure you, it's not the end of the world! | 1.4173 | 0.05393 | 139 | 92 | 36 | 11 |
1552 | I'm telling you the meteor is going to disappear by itself | 1.4173 | 0.05676 | 139 | 95 | 30 | 14 |
1553 | We'd like to offer you a temporary position. | 1.4173 | 0.05583 | 139 | 94 | 32 | 13 |
1554 | This feels like a dead-end job | 1.4173 | 0.05095 | 139 | 89 | 42 | 8 |
1555 | Welcome aboard! I've got a feeling you'll enjoy a long career with us. | 1.4173 | 0.05489 | 139 | 93 | 34 | 12 |
1556 | How bad can it be? I’ve got thick skin. | 1.4173 | 0.05296 | 139 | 91 | 38 | 10 |
1557 | Just hold on. I’m getting to the punchline. | 1.4173 | 0.05393 | 139 | 92 | 36 | 11 |
1558 | Here is the extinction clause, as discussed. | 1.4173 | 0.05146 | 139 | 92 | 37 | 10 |
1559 | Trust me. The future is looking bright. | 1.4173 | 0.05393 | 139 | 92 | 36 | 11 |
1560 | There's nothing on the planet that can stop us now! | 1.4173 | 0.05296 | 139 | 91 | 38 | 10 |
1561 | Science, schmience. This could be our best period ever. | 1.4173 | 0.05676 | 139 | 95 | 30 | 14 |
1562 | Ha! Life insurance. Don't waste your money. | 1.4173 | 0.05583 | 139 | 94 | 32 | 13 |
1563 | What do you mean, 'my time in this job is limited?" | 1.4173 | 0.05095 | 139 | 89 | 42 | 8 |
1564 | Just sign here to add collision to your life insurance policy | 1.4173 | 0.05676 | 139 | 95 | 30 | 14 |
1565 | Famous last words | 1.4173 | 0.04778 | 139 | 96 | 32 | 11 |
1566 | Not counting acts of God or natural disasters. | 1.4173 | 0.05296 | 139 | 91 | 38 | 10 |
1567 | As you can see working here is never dull! and the benefit package is out of this world! | 1.4173 | 0.05393 | 139 | 92 | 36 | 11 |
1568 | I’m sorry. I just don’t think you have a future here. | 1.4173 | 0.05583 | 139 | 94 | 32 | 13 |
1569 | I snuck in the force majeure clause. They’ll never notice. | 1.4173 | 0.04886 | 139 | 92 | 38 | 9 |
1570 | ...looks like you can finally retire next year. | 1.4173 | 0.05393 | 139 | 92 | 36 | 11 |
1571 | It will just disappear! Like magic! | 1.4173 | 0.05583 | 139 | 94 | 32 | 13 |
1572 | Yes, indeed. Change is in the air! | 1.4173 | 0.05197 | 139 | 90 | 40 | 9 |
1573 | So here it is. The final draft of the best laid plans of mice and men. | 1.4173 | 0.05296 | 139 | 91 | 38 | 10 |
1574 | I see it says here under skills, “able to survive mass extinctions”, when can you start? | 1.4173 | 0.05296 | 139 | 91 | 38 | 10 |
1575 | I'm so excited. My first vacation in years starts tomorrow | 1.4173 | 0.05197 | 139 | 90 | 40 | 9 |
1576 | Good news! We finally got that flood insurance. | 1.4173 | 0.05393 | 139 | 92 | 36 | 11 |
1577 | And then I said, supposing you brought the light inside of the body, which you can do either through the skin or in some other way. | 1.4173 | 0.05296 | 139 | 91 | 38 | 10 |
1578 | And just why do you forecast that the Mesozoic Era will suffer a severe downturn this quarter? | 1.4173 | 0.02373 | 139 | 97 | 37 | 5 |
1579 | It's a long term commitment. Are you up to it? | 1.4173 | 0.05393 | 139 | 92 | 36 | 11 |
1580 | Who says you can't come back from extinction? | 1.4173 | 0.05676 | 139 | 95 | 30 | 14 |
1581 | I can say without reservation that your future is a bright one. | 1.4173 | 0.04724 | 139 | 98 | 29 | 12 |
1582 | We're masters of the universe. What could possibly go wrong? | 1.4173 | 0.05197 | 139 | 90 | 40 | 9 |
1583 | Unfortunately, your policy does not cover natural disasters. | 1.4173 | 0.04992 | 139 | 88 | 44 | 7 |
1584 | Great! Can you start Monday? | 1.4173 | 0.05296 | 139 | 91 | 38 | 10 |
1585 | Everyone expects the year 2020 BC to be a banner year! | 1.4173 | 0.04992 | 139 | 93 | 36 | 10 |
1586 | ‘You know I can’t get over this part where you say ‘there are worse things than losing our jobs’. | 1.4173 | 0.04992 | 139 | 88 | 44 | 7 |
1587 | We're only hiring temporary workers right now. | 1.4173 | 0.05767 | 139 | 96 | 28 | 15 |
1588 | Gerry, you're not gonna believe this—I just won an all-inclusive trip to the Bahamas! | 1.4173 | 0.05146 | 139 | 92 | 37 | 10 |
1589 | ...and we provide a 100% match to your 401k contribution. | 1.4173 | 0.05583 | 139 | 94 | 32 | 13 |
1590 | Charlie, I always said you’d be with the firm ‘til the world ends. | 1.4173 | 0.04939 | 139 | 90 | 41 | 8 |
1591 | Trust me. Real estate will only get hotter. | 1.4173 | 0.05489 | 139 | 93 | 34 | 12 |
1592 | As Bill listened to the investment broker, he began to wonder how important his retirement options really were. | 1.4173 | 0.04135 | 139 | 93 | 39 | 7 |
1593 | Our company thinks long-term. | 1.4173 | 0.05393 | 139 | 97 | 28 | 14 |
1594 | Looks to me like you've got a great future! | 1.4173 | 0.05393 | 139 | 92 | 36 | 11 |
1595 | of course there is tax, license and a very small “iridium-proofing” charge ... | 1.4173 | 0.02260 | 139 | 104 | 26 | 9 |
1596 | What is this earth-shattering news? | 1.4173 | 0.05095 | 139 | 89 | 42 | 8 |
1597 | We’ll be here forever. | 1.4173 | 0.05676 | 139 | 95 | 30 | 14 |
1598 | The job is yours, pending a reference check, and any unforeseen circumstances... | 1.4173 | 0.05146 | 139 | 92 | 37 | 10 |
1599 | Why the crocodile tears? | 1.4173 | 0.05583 | 139 | 94 | 32 | 13 |
1600 | This policy covers everything! | 1.4173 | 0.05296 | 139 | 91 | 38 | 10 |
1601 | Yes, we offer very generous medical and dental benefits. Why? | 1.4173 | 0.05296 | 139 | 96 | 30 | 13 |
1602 | I see you’ve opted for the supplemental accidental death and dismemberment rider. | 1.4173 | 0.05676 | 139 | 95 | 30 | 14 |
1603 | It is a great deal! The only thing not covered is an act of God. | 1.4173 | 0.05767 | 139 | 96 | 28 | 15 |
1604 | Just sign here with today'e date, 64 million BC, and you can start working tomorrow. | 1.4173 | 0.05044 | 139 | 96 | 31 | 12 |
1605 | And your retirement is vested after only 2 years! | 1.4173 | 0.05296 | 139 | 91 | 38 | 10 |
1606 | Let's focus on reopening the economy... | 1.4173 | 0.04497 | 139 | 91 | 41 | 7 |
1607 | So since the virus has ended human race , you can start from Monday . Not like there could be another Big Bang , right Jim? | 1.4173 | 0.05345 | 139 | 94 | 33 | 12 |
1608 | And I strongly recommend our extended warranty. | 1.4173 | 0.05393 | 139 | 92 | 36 | 11 |
1609 | And the way things are going there's no end in sight. | 1.4173 | 0.05393 | 139 | 92 | 36 | 11 |
1610 | Sorry, but given the evolving situation, we're going to have to scale back. | 1.4173 | 0.05296 | 139 | 91 | 38 | 10 |
1611 | What do you see yourself as in five million years? | 1.4173 | 0.05676 | 139 | 95 | 30 | 14 |
1612 | Your life policy is fully in force and you can go about your business without a care in the world. | 1.4173 | 0.04612 | 139 | 92 | 39 | 8 |
1613 | What is Godzilla's name are you talking about. Meteor schmeteor doesn't worry me a bit. | 1.4173 | 0.05537 | 139 | 96 | 29 | 14 |
1614 | I assure you....this is one hot deal. | 1.4173 | 0.05197 | 139 | 90 | 40 | 9 |
1615 | I see a real future for you here. | 1.4173 | 0.05296 | 139 | 91 | 38 | 10 |
1616 | I'm so pleased that we're finally putting this chapter behind us. | 1.4173 | 0.05197 | 139 | 90 | 40 | 9 |
1617 | I'll pass on the lifetime warranty. | 1.4173 | 0.05393 | 139 | 92 | 36 | 11 |
1618 | 'Would you like to add Collision Insurance to your policy'? | 1.4173 | 0.05676 | 139 | 95 | 30 | 14 |
1619 | Stop repeating yourself, Alberto!... That's my best offer!... What do you mean, 'meatier'? | 1.4173 | 0.06032 | 139 | 99 | 22 | 18 |
1620 | And make sure you put the word out there that this whole asteroid thing is a hoax! | 1.4173 | 0.05197 | 139 | 90 | 40 | 9 |
1621 | So, Paul, where do you see yourself in five years? | 1.4173 | 0.05489 | 139 | 93 | 34 | 12 |
1622 | Not to worry. We will be around for ages | 1.4173 | 0.05197 | 139 | 90 | 40 | 9 |
1623 | Can you take a moment to explain the employment gap of 65 million years? | 1.4173 | 0.05676 | 139 | 95 | 30 | 14 |
1624 | Why the shocked look, I promised you the promotion? | 1.4173 | 0.05197 | 139 | 90 | 40 | 9 |
1625 | So far, the Triassic, has been our most profitable period. My extrapolations predict an even better future. | 1.4173 | 0.05767 | 139 | 96 | 28 | 15 |
1626 | Oh, of course the policy can cover that. Let me adjust the paperwork! | 1.4173 | 0.05296 | 139 | 91 | 38 | 10 |
1627 | If you have to overcome a major obstacle,how would you approach it? | 1.4173 | 0.04886 | 139 | 102 | 22 | 15 |
1628 | On second thought, I'll pass on the warranty. | 1.4173 | 0.05489 | 139 | 93 | 34 | 12 |
1629 | We're feeling really good about the future here. | 1.4173 | 0.05296 | 139 | 91 | 38 | 10 |
1630 | I think this meeting is over. | 1.4173 | 0.05197 | 139 | 90 | 40 | 9 |
1631 | Surprise me! | 1.4173 | 0.05489 | 139 | 93 | 34 | 12 |
1632 | I know how this is gonna end. | 1.4173 | 0.04439 | 139 | 93 | 38 | 8 |
1633 | Not to worry, Jim. Your policy covers natural disasters. | 1.4173 | 0.05246 | 139 | 93 | 35 | 11 |
1634 | I think this will mark the beginning of a whole new era. | 1.4173 | 0.05393 | 139 | 92 | 36 | 11 |
1635 | Steve, your 'Planet of the Mammals' is a laugher, but it just won't fly. | 1.4167 | 0.05618 | 144 | 99 | 30 | 15 |
1636 | Oh, don’t worry, it’s just a big motivational poster. I work better under pressure. | 1.4161 | 0.05828 | 137 | 95 | 27 | 15 |
1637 | Welcome to the new normal. | 1.4161 | 0.05545 | 137 | 92 | 33 | 12 |
1638 | great Zoom background | 1.4161 | 0.05038 | 137 | 87 | 43 | 7 |
1639 | Perfect! We've covered every possible scenario in our "5 Year Plan for Return to Global Domination" | 1.4161 | 0.05545 | 137 | 92 | 33 | 12 |
1640 | Just sign it. What else could go wrong? | 1.4161 | 0.05246 | 137 | 89 | 39 | 9 |
1641 | In this current financial climate, we either evolve or perish. | 1.4161 | 0.04473 | 137 | 92 | 37 | 8 |
1642 | Relax, Rex, why such an apocalyptic view? | 1.4155 | 0.05496 | 142 | 96 | 33 | 13 |
1643 | And where do you see yourself 10 seconds from now | 1.4155 | 0.05586 | 142 | 97 | 31 | 14 |
1644 | This book is going to be huge for you. Astronomical. | 1.4155 | 0.00707 | 142 | 108 | 31 | 3 |
1645 | Can you start immediately? | 1.4155 | 0.04921 | 142 | 92 | 42 | 8 |
1646 | We’re taking a strong position on fossil fuel futures | 1.4155 | 0.05311 | 142 | 94 | 37 | 11 |
1647 | Please, pay no attention to that amazing background view. | 1.4155 | 0.04921 | 142 | 90 | 45 | 7 |
1648 | No, I never really thought about extinction. Why do you ask? | 1.4155 | 0.05405 | 142 | 95 | 35 | 12 |
1649 | We anticipate some museum opportunities in about 65 million years. | 1.4155 | 0.04921 | 142 | 90 | 45 | 7 |
1650 | So, where do you see yourself in 10 seconds? | 1.4155 | 0.05675 | 142 | 98 | 29 | 15 |
1651 | And where do you see yourself a million years from now, George? | 1.4155 | 0.05496 | 142 | 96 | 33 | 13 |
1652 | Why the sudden pessimism? | 1.4155 | 0.05675 | 142 | 98 | 29 | 15 |
1653 | I suggest you sign this contract immediately. The markets are highly sensitive to sudden changes at the moment. | 1.4155 | 0.05358 | 142 | 97 | 32 | 13 |
1654 | Welcome to a very bright future! | 1.4155 | 0.05311 | 142 | 94 | 37 | 11 |
1655 | For long term investors I recommend fossil fuels. | 1.4155 | 0.05405 | 142 | 95 | 35 | 12 |
1656 | There’s a great future in fossil fuels. | 1.4155 | 0.05586 | 142 | 97 | 31 | 14 |
1657 | Tell me about your short-term goals. | 1.4143 | 0.05266 | 140 | 92 | 38 | 10 |
1658 | Barring any act of God, your loan's been approved. . | 1.4143 | 0.05551 | 140 | 95 | 32 | 13 |
1659 | So long George, I hope you enjoy your retirement. | 1.4143 | 0.05551 | 140 | 95 | 32 | 13 |
1660 | Sharon, I think you mean "figuratively" extinct. | 1.4143 | 0.05168 | 140 | 91 | 40 | 9 |
1661 | And where do you see yourself in the next five years? | 1.4143 | 0.05551 | 140 | 95 | 32 | 13 |
1662 | I see a great future for you here, Ed! | 1.4143 | 0.05458 | 140 | 94 | 34 | 12 |
1663 | If it makes you feel any better... You were supposed to be fired today. | 1.4143 | 0.05266 | 140 | 92 | 38 | 10 |
1664 | On a scale of one to ten how do you handle yourself under pressure? | 1.4143 | 0.05551 | 140 | 95 | 32 | 13 |
1665 | Don't try and pretend there's an asteroid behind me, we know it's you that's been steeling the paper clips! | 1.4143 | 0.05643 | 140 | 96 | 30 | 14 |
1666 | Don’t worry about it - it will go away. The economy is more important | 1.4143 | 0.05734 | 140 | 97 | 28 | 15 |
1667 | We can’t pay you. Your insurance doesn’t cover ‘Act of God’. | 1.4143 | 0.05551 | 140 | 95 | 32 | 13 |
1668 | I am in charge and I can guarantee that it is not a real threat | 1.4143 | 0.05067 | 140 | 100 | 26 | 14 |
1669 | This is the PERFECT time to sell these stocks! | 1.4143 | 0.04178 | 140 | 97 | 34 | 9 |
1670 | I’m delighted to say HR have deemed it safe to return to work” | 1.4143 | 0.05734 | 140 | 97 | 28 | 15 |
1671 | Would you say you work well under pressure? | 1.4143 | 0.05266 | 140 | 92 | 38 | 10 |
1672 | We prefer the term “meteor sceptic” to meter denier. | 1.4143 | 0.05363 | 140 | 93 | 36 | 11 |
1673 | T.G.I.F. | 1.4143 | 0.05458 | 140 | 94 | 34 | 12 |
1674 | Don’t worry it’s just temporary unemployment, you’ll be back in no time | 1.4143 | 0.05168 | 140 | 91 | 40 | 9 |
1675 | I think you’ll be very happy with this life insurance policy. | 1.4143 | 0.05458 | 140 | 94 | 34 | 12 |
1676 | Sorry I can't offer you the job. At least it's not the end of the world. | 1.4143 | 0.05067 | 140 | 90 | 42 | 8 |
1677 | It's supposed to be colder than usual the rest of the week. | 1.4143 | 0.05266 | 140 | 92 | 38 | 10 |
1678 | Oh, come on, Al! You must be one of those liberals who thinks meteors are real! | 1.4143 | 0.05315 | 140 | 95 | 33 | 12 |
1679 | How Do You Feel About Working Under Pressure? | 1.4143 | 0.05266 | 140 | 92 | 38 | 10 |
1680 | I think you could have a real impact here. | 1.4143 | 0.05551 | 140 | 95 | 32 | 13 |
1681 | And as you can see here, it would take a ‘hundred-year event’ to occur for this derivative to go bad. | 1.4143 | 0.05266 | 140 | 92 | 38 | 10 |
1682 | Liz, you've come on board just in time to get in on the ground floor of the dot.comet explosion! | 1.4143 | 0.05822 | 140 | 98 | 26 | 16 |
1683 | I’ve always felt it’s important to have an exit interview on the last day of employment. | 1.4143 | 0.05067 | 140 | 90 | 42 | 8 |
1684 | This merger will make the competition extinct! | 1.4143 | 0.05168 | 140 | 91 | 40 | 9 |
1685 | I'll get these notarized, and then we're finished. | 1.4143 | 0.05266 | 140 | 92 | 38 | 10 |
1686 | You don't seem very excited about your promotion. | 1.4143 | 0.05266 | 140 | 92 | 38 | 10 |
1687 | Your insurance actually doesn't cover asteroid damage. Why do you ask? | 1.4143 | 0.05643 | 140 | 96 | 30 | 14 |
1688 | Why, yes, we have global coverage. | 1.4143 | 0.05363 | 140 | 93 | 36 | 11 |
1689 | And in the unlikey event of extinction you're fully covered. | 1.4143 | 0.05551 | 140 | 95 | 32 | 13 |
1690 | Don't beat yourself up, Bill. It's not the end of the world. | 1.4143 | 0.05168 | 140 | 91 | 40 | 9 |
1691 | The future of this company has never been brighter! | 1.4143 | 0.05551 | 140 | 95 | 32 | 13 |
1692 | Trust me, the contract is ironclad. Nothing can go wrong. | 1.4143 | 0.05266 | 140 | 92 | 38 | 10 |
1693 | Where do you see your career 10 seconds from now? | 1.4143 | 0.05363 | 140 | 98 | 28 | 14 |
1694 | I 'd encourage you to invest given our success over the last 150 million years. | 1.4143 | 0.05458 | 140 | 94 | 34 | 12 |
1695 | It's exciting here. We're expecting a big surprise today. | 1.4143 | 0.05266 | 140 | 92 | 38 | 10 |
1696 | I thought that pandemic lockdown would never end! | 1.4143 | 0.05551 | 140 | 95 | 32 | 13 |
1697 | My horoscope said things are about to start heating up for me, so I think I might finally make my move on Debra from Sales | 1.4143 | 0.04807 | 140 | 95 | 35 | 10 |
1698 | Congratulations to our new Director of Long Range Planning!! | 1.4130 | 0.05416 | 138 | 92 | 35 | 11 |
1699 | They say we're going extinct, but frankly, I doubt it. | 1.4130 | 0.05608 | 138 | 94 | 31 | 13 |
1700 | So tell me, how would you rate yourself in terms of adaptability? | 1.4130 | 0.05513 | 138 | 93 | 33 | 12 |
1701 | I chose this office for the view, and so far I haven't been disappointed. | 1.4118 | 0.05761 | 136 | 94 | 28 | 14 |
1702 | Oh you like this painting? It’s an original Nostradamus. | 1.4118 | 0.05470 | 136 | 91 | 34 | 11 |
1703 | Where do you see yourself 5 years from now | 1.4118 | 0.05470 | 136 | 91 | 34 | 11 |
1704 | So ... where do you see yourself in five minutes? | 1.4118 | 0.05761 | 136 | 94 | 28 | 14 |
1705 | ......you know, things are going really well...... | 1.4118 | 0.05163 | 136 | 88 | 40 | 8 |
1706 | Where do you see yourself in five years? | 1.4118 | 0.05569 | 136 | 92 | 32 | 12 |
1707 | So are you a glass half empty or glass half full kinda lizard? | 1.4118 | 0.05267 | 136 | 89 | 38 | 9 |
1708 | Mind if I close the blinds? I can't see my screen. | 1.4118 | 0.05569 | 136 | 92 | 32 | 12 |
1709 | I see there you have been tested negative for covid-19, that’s good! | 1.4118 | 0.05470 | 136 | 91 | 34 | 11 |
1710 | My executive coach tells me that it's all about thriving on disruption. | 1.4118 | 0.04836 | 136 | 95 | 30 | 11 |
1711 | One day, it’s like a miracle, it will disappear. | 1.4118 | 0.05947 | 136 | 96 | 24 | 16 |
1712 | I’m a genius...We saved 37% by cutting the line item for meteor preparedness! | 1.4118 | 0.05947 | 136 | 96 | 24 | 16 |
1713 | Where do you see yourself in the next five years? | 1.4118 | 0.05761 | 136 | 94 | 28 | 14 |
1714 | I believe in science---to a point. | 1.4118 | 0.05470 | 136 | 91 | 34 | 11 |
1715 | I know. Trust me, one day it will just disappear. | 1.4118 | 0.05855 | 136 | 95 | 26 | 15 |
1716 | What's the worst that could happen? | 1.4118 | 0.05267 | 136 | 89 | 38 | 9 |
1717 | Hmm. We don't usually issue term policies for a few seconds. | 1.4118 | 0.05569 | 136 | 92 | 32 | 12 |
1718 | We will be extinct before we need to bring in a lizard to our team! | 1.4118 | 0.05666 | 136 | 93 | 30 | 13 |
1719 | Good News! We're dropping all charges. | 1.4118 | 0.05569 | 136 | 92 | 32 | 12 |
1720 | So, what do you see yourself evolving into in the next 500 million years? | 1.4118 | 0.05761 | 136 | 94 | 28 | 14 |
1721 | I’m so glad we can finally stop wearing those stupid masks. | 1.4118 | 0.05470 | 136 | 91 | 34 | 11 |
1722 | Yes, this gives you full naming rights, Mr. Halley. | 1.4118 | 0.05947 | 136 | 96 | 24 | 16 |
1723 | If you could live in any era, which would you pick, and why? | 1.4118 | 0.05215 | 136 | 91 | 35 | 10 |
1724 | The last time someone looked so intently over my shoulder, Johnson got eaten by a Velociraptor. | 1.4118 | 0.05470 | 136 | 91 | 34 | 11 |
1725 | You'll be happy here. Our firm has been around for ages. | 1.4118 | 0.05947 | 136 | 96 | 24 | 16 |
1726 | ...so, Mr. Smith, if you will just sign at the bottom of this page, the $100,000,000. Lotto prize will be transferred into your checking account by the end of the day. | 1.4118 | 0.05761 | 136 | 94 | 28 | 14 |
1727 | you'll want the extinction insurance, of course. | 1.4118 | 0.05267 | 136 | 89 | 38 | 9 |
1728 | You got the job! So why the tears? | 1.4118 | 0.05163 | 136 | 88 | 40 | 8 |
1729 | I wouldn't take that deal even if this was my last day on earth | 1.4104 | 0.05319 | 134 | 88 | 37 | 9 |
1730 | Don’t worry—we’ve got someone from engineering on it. | 1.4104 | 0.05213 | 134 | 87 | 39 | 8 |
1731 | We are looking for a long term commitment | 1.4104 | 0.05823 | 134 | 93 | 27 | 14 |
1732 | Can you believe doomsday was a year ago already? | 1.4104 | 0.04583 | 134 | 94 | 30 | 10 |
1733 | Short of an act from God, this job is as good as yours. | 1.4104 | 0.05319 | 134 | 88 | 37 | 9 |
1734 | So how do we capitalize on this whole ‘comet’ paranoia? | 1.4104 | 0.05726 | 134 | 92 | 29 | 13 |
1735 | There has never been a better time to buy a condo - | 1.4104 | 0.05424 | 134 | 89 | 35 | 10 |
1736 | So where do you see yourself in this company in, say, ten years? | 1.4104 | 0.05159 | 134 | 94 | 28 | 12 |
1737 | Congrats, you're finally getting that promotion, comes with a huge salary increase! | 1.4104 | 0.05627 | 134 | 91 | 31 | 12 |
1738 | And where do you see yourself in 5 seconds? | 1.4104 | 0.05918 | 134 | 94 | 25 | 15 |
1739 | I’m just saying, we don’t cover for force majeure events in the policy. | 1.4104 | 0.04879 | 134 | 94 | 29 | 11 |
1740 | You’re hired! It will be nice to have some young blood around the office, everyone here is almost extinct | 1.4104 | 0.05627 | 134 | 91 | 31 | 12 |
1741 | This is a once-in-a-lifetime offer Mike... | 1.4104 | 0.05526 | 134 | 90 | 33 | 11 |
1742 | We promise a lifetime guarantee. | 1.4104 | 0.05627 | 134 | 91 | 31 | 12 |
1743 | This merger is going to be one of prehistoric proportions | 1.4104 | 0.05104 | 134 | 86 | 41 | 7 |
1744 | So you're saying we have to shelter from the asteroid. But what about the economy? | 1.4104 | 0.05526 | 134 | 90 | 33 | 11 |
1745 | Your benefits will kick in the day after tomorrow | 1.4104 | 0.05627 | 134 | 91 | 31 | 12 |
1746 | We’re so relieved to be back in the office. Your mask is on your new desk - stay safe! | 1.4104 | 0.05627 | 134 | 91 | 31 | 12 |
1747 | Sign here and you're done! | 1.4104 | 0.05526 | 134 | 90 | 33 | 11 |
1748 | Your report on potential meteorites was quite explosive; we'd really like to avoid that kind of negativity around here. | 1.4104 | 0.05823 | 134 | 93 | 27 | 14 |
1749 | What is your five-year plan? | 1.4104 | 0.05627 | 134 | 91 | 31 | 12 |
1750 | we should be fine as long as we maintain social distancing | 1.4104 | 0.05319 | 134 | 88 | 37 | 9 |
1751 | Impending doom" seems a bit extreme for the headline | 1.4104 | 0.05526 | 134 | 90 | 33 | 11 |
1752 | ...ok, now lets focus on the economic recovery | 1.4104 | 0.05319 | 134 | 88 | 37 | 9 |
1753 | You know boss, now is a good time to tell you how I really feel. | 1.4104 | 0.05823 | 134 | 93 | 27 | 14 |
1754 | How well, would you say, you function in dire situations? | 1.4104 | 0.05627 | 134 | 91 | 31 | 12 |
1755 | Just sign here, Mr. La Brea. | 1.4104 | 0.05526 | 134 | 90 | 33 | 11 |
1756 | Don't worry about it Ralph. What's the worst that can happen? | 1.4104 | 0.05627 | 134 | 91 | 31 | 12 |
1757 | I see a future for you here. | 1.4104 | 0.05526 | 134 | 90 | 33 | 11 |
1758 | I believe you'll have a bright future with our organization | 1.4104 | 0.05266 | 134 | 90 | 34 | 10 |
1759 | No worry. We just installed asteroid-proof windows. | 1.4104 | 0.05159 | 134 | 94 | 28 | 12 |
1760 | I've been trying to sell you life insurance for ages! What brings you in today, Morty? | 1.4104 | 0.05726 | 134 | 92 | 29 | 13 |
1761 | Asteroid insurance? No one needs that. | 1.4104 | 0.05319 | 134 | 88 | 37 | 9 |
1762 | Do you hear something? | 1.4104 | 0.05424 | 134 | 89 | 35 | 10 |
1763 | I know things evolve, but we can handle a new normal. | 1.4104 | 0.05526 | 134 | 92 | 30 | 12 |
1764 | The end of our era? Ha Ha Ha--That's just mammalian pap. | 1.4104 | 0.05627 | 134 | 91 | 31 | 12 |
1765 | So you want to learn more about our benefits package? | 1.4104 | 0.04199 | 134 | 91 | 36 | 7 |
1766 | You' ll enjoy working here. There's something new every day. You never know what's coming at you. | 1.4104 | 0.05627 | 134 | 91 | 31 | 12 |
1767 | So you say you will pass on our easy-to-afford disaster insurance? | 1.4104 | 0.05266 | 134 | 90 | 34 | 10 |
1768 | Keep your reptile stock. There's no future in mammals. | 1.4104 | 0.05726 | 134 | 92 | 29 | 13 |
1769 | I like these numbers on fossil fuels. | 1.4104 | 0.05918 | 134 | 94 | 25 | 15 |
1770 | Trump? Oh,I ate him | 1.4104 | 0.05918 | 134 | 94 | 25 | 15 |
1771 | Oh yeah. That void in case of extinction clause? Don't worry about that. That'll never happen. | 1.4104 | 0.05424 | 134 | 89 | 35 | 10 |
1772 | How fast can you unload our sunscreen division? | 1.4104 | 0.05918 | 134 | 94 | 25 | 15 |
1773 | Nevermind that asteroid - we're too big to fail a second time. | 1.4104 | 0.05049 | 134 | 93 | 30 | 11 |
1774 | It's all a pterodactyl hoax, Glenn. What'll they come up with next? Asteroids? | 1.4104 | 0.05918 | 134 | 94 | 25 | 15 |
1775 | I'm so glad things are getting back to normal. | 1.4104 | 0.05627 | 134 | 91 | 31 | 12 |
1776 | I always recommend the extended warranty. | 1.4104 | 0.05159 | 134 | 89 | 36 | 9 |
1777 | My biggest worry is the virus thing. | 1.4104 | 0.05526 | 134 | 90 | 33 | 11 |
1778 | Are you willing to work here for the rest of your life? | 1.4104 | 0.05627 | 134 | 91 | 31 | 12 |
1779 | I sure wish an unexpected event could cancel my next three meetings! | 1.4104 | 0.05627 | 134 | 91 | 31 | 12 |
1780 | Agreed, we’ll go after the mammals tomorrow... | 1.4104 | 0.05424 | 134 | 89 | 35 | 10 |
1781 | no one knows the future, but I think this contract looks like a keeper ! | 1.4104 | 0.05424 | 134 | 89 | 35 | 10 |
1782 | I'm so glad that things are finally returning to normal". | 1.4104 | 0.05104 | 134 | 91 | 33 | 10 |
1783 | And so tell me about a time in your career that you have had to deal with a difficult situation... | 1.4104 | 0.05526 | 134 | 90 | 33 | 11 |
1784 | It's just a backdrop, like in a talk show. Between you and me, it makes everyone sign the contracts faster. | 1.4104 | 0.05918 | 134 | 94 | 25 | 15 |
1785 | I'm sorry John, but look at it like this - change is good. | 1.4104 | 0.05918 | 134 | 94 | 25 | 15 |
1786 | I’’d like to get you into a long term annuity. The way I see it the Cretaceous period has just begun. | 1.4104 | 0.05526 | 134 | 90 | 33 | 11 |
1787 | The force majeure clause is just boilerplate legalese - nothing you’d ever have to worry about. | 1.4104 | 0.05319 | 134 | 93 | 29 | 12 |
1788 | Acts of God are excluded, but remember, this is the Pleistocene! | 1.4104 | 0.04521 | 134 | 96 | 27 | 11 |
1789 | This cartoon doesn't need a caption, it's self evident and works better without one! | 1.4104 | 0.05823 | 134 | 93 | 27 | 14 |
1790 | So, finally, I have all the kids' college savings accounts fully funded. Nothing but clear sailing from here on out. | 1.4104 | 0.05104 | 134 | 86 | 41 | 7 |
1791 | Good to be back in the office. | 1.4104 | 0.05526 | 134 | 90 | 33 | 11 |
1792 | We’re scaling back. | 1.4104 | 0.05213 | 134 | 87 | 39 | 8 |
1793 | Absolutely, your insurance policy covers accidental death and dismemberment! | 1.4104 | 0.05726 | 134 | 92 | 29 | 13 |
1794 | Now. Could you give me a concrete, vivid example of a stochastic exogeneity? | 1.4104 | 0.05627 | 134 | 91 | 31 | 12 |
1795 | Yes, I see it but we must consider the economy. | 1.4104 | 0.05726 | 134 | 92 | 29 | 13 |
1796 | I think I will pass on the lifetime subscription | 1.4104 | 0.04063 | 134 | 90 | 38 | 6 |
1797 | How are you at putting out fires? | 1.4104 | 0.05424 | 134 | 89 | 35 | 10 |
1798 | This policy covers everything but mass extinction...but, if that happens, who cares? | 1.4104 | 0.05526 | 134 | 90 | 33 | 11 |
1799 | There's never been a better time to buy life insurance. | 1.4104 | 0.05823 | 134 | 93 | 27 | 14 |
1800 | THAT's what you want to be five years from now? A mammal?" | 1.4104 | 0.05823 | 134 | 93 | 27 | 14 |
1801 | It's a short-term contract. | 1.4104 | 0.05726 | 134 | 92 | 29 | 13 |
1802 | I cannot over-emphasize the value of our extended warranty. | 1.4104 | 0.05823 | 134 | 93 | 27 | 14 |
1803 | Relax, it’ll all be over before we know it. | 1.4091 | 0.05372 | 132 | 87 | 36 | 9 |
1804 | We have excellent job security | 1.4091 | 0.05886 | 132 | 92 | 26 | 14 |
1805 | Trust me when I say that new technology will not be the end of this company | 1.4091 | 0.05787 | 132 | 91 | 28 | 13 |
1806 | oh, the asteroid? that’s just a back drop. bought it with the small loan we got from the government. i think it really puts what you care about most into perspective. so, when can you start? | 1.4091 | 0.05318 | 132 | 95 | 26 | 11 |
1807 | This is your last chance to improve your performance | 1.4091 | 0.05372 | 132 | 87 | 36 | 9 |
1808 | we're looking for someone who can adapt to changes quickly. | 1.4091 | 0.05983 | 132 | 93 | 24 | 15 |
1809 | 2020 is gonna be our year | 1.4091 | 0.05787 | 132 | 91 | 28 | 13 |
1810 | Do you have any experience in crisis management? | 1.4091 | 0.05886 | 132 | 92 | 26 | 14 |
1811 | Our company’s growth last year was phenomenal, and our projections for this year look even better...nothing can stop us. | 1.4091 | 0.04864 | 132 | 90 | 33 | 9 |
1812 | So...what are your plans for the future? | 1.4091 | 0.05737 | 132 | 93 | 25 | 14 |
1813 | Can you describe a recent situation where you’ve had to suppress your lizard brain? | 1.4091 | 0.05886 | 132 | 92 | 26 | 14 |
1814 | In this global catastrophe, we will offer a one time $1200 stimulus check. | 1.4091 | 0.05787 | 132 | 91 | 28 | 13 |
1815 | We've been around for millions of years, your investment couldn't be safer. | 1.4091 | 0.05584 | 132 | 89 | 32 | 11 |
1816 | So - where do you see your species in five years? | 1.4091 | 0.05584 | 132 | 89 | 32 | 11 |
1817 | I love this. It's got everything - dinosaurs, pathos... | 1.4091 | 0.05983 | 132 | 93 | 24 | 15 |
1818 | I think you'll last a long time here. | 1.4091 | 0.05787 | 132 | 91 | 28 | 13 |
1819 | Where would you like to be a year from now? | 1.4091 | 0.05479 | 132 | 88 | 34 | 10 |
1820 | And how would say you are under pressure? | 1.4091 | 0.05686 | 132 | 90 | 30 | 12 |
1821 | Says here you're clairvoyant? Tell me about that. | 1.4091 | 0.05787 | 132 | 91 | 28 | 13 |
1822 | Congratulations Mr. Saurus, you qualify for early retirement. | 1.4091 | 0.05264 | 132 | 86 | 38 | 8 |
1823 | Trust me -- it's all here. What could go wrong? | 1.4091 | 0.05686 | 132 | 90 | 30 | 12 |
1824 | Check out my ten year plan! | 1.4091 | 0.05686 | 132 | 90 | 30 | 12 |
1825 | Hurry up,we don't have all day. | 1.4091 | 0.05584 | 132 | 89 | 32 | 11 |
1826 | This notice is final, barring any acts of God | 1.4091 | 0.05584 | 132 | 89 | 32 | 11 |
1827 | From where I sit...things are looking pretty good... | 1.4091 | 0.05479 | 132 | 88 | 34 | 10 |
1828 | Really, What’s the chance of it happening again | 1.4091 | 0.03307 | 132 | 99 | 23 | 10 |
1829 | QUICK! Let’s go buy toilet paper! | 1.4091 | 0.05686 | 132 | 90 | 30 | 12 |
1830 | Just what sort of impact do you foresee? | 1.4091 | 0.05686 | 132 | 90 | 30 | 12 |
1831 | History no doubt will note that we have achieved beyond any previous civilization. | 1.4091 | 0.05153 | 132 | 85 | 40 | 7 |
1832 | Great news from our analytics team! They’re predicting explosive growth this quarter. | 1.4091 | 0.05584 | 132 | 89 | 32 | 11 |
1833 | It's a deal! Sign here and as soon as the meteor shower lets up, we can walk up the street and celebrate over dinner. | 1.4091 | 0.05039 | 132 | 94 | 26 | 12 |
1834 | It's going to go away with the warm weather. | 1.4091 | 0.05686 | 132 | 90 | 30 | 12 |
1835 | I think if we merge our companies, nothing can stop us. | 1.4091 | 0.05372 | 132 | 87 | 36 | 9 |
1836 | Our future is definitely in oil! | 1.4091 | 0.05886 | 132 | 92 | 26 | 14 |
1837 | You'll never see a deal this good in 65 million years. | 1.4091 | 0.05208 | 132 | 93 | 27 | 12 |
1838 | Is there an "extinction" clause in the contract? | 1.4091 | 0.05686 | 132 | 90 | 30 | 12 |
1839 | And climate here as warm as the year is long. I’m telling you; this place is to die for! | 1.4091 | 0.05584 | 132 | 89 | 32 | 11 |
1840 | Does the world really need another disaster movie? | 1.4091 | 0.05584 | 132 | 89 | 32 | 11 |
1841 | What could be the chances of another meteor hitting us? | 1.4091 | 0.05264 | 132 | 91 | 30 | 11 |
1842 | Yes, until the world ends, we pay according to scale. | 1.4091 | 0.04981 | 132 | 91 | 31 | 10 |
1843 | Not to worry. It's just a virus from outer space. And we're taking hydroxychloroquine. | 1.4091 | 0.05787 | 132 | 91 | 28 | 13 |
1844 | And I think you’ll find this severance package very reasonable, given the circumstances. | 1.4091 | 0.05686 | 132 | 90 | 30 | 12 |
1845 | So when can we start? We don’t have much time here. | 1.4077 | 0.05427 | 130 | 86 | 35 | 9 |
1846 | And I’ve also included flood insurance on your new condo so you should be good. | 1.4077 | 0.05427 | 130 | 86 | 35 | 9 |
1847 | Mondays, am I right? | 1.4077 | 0.05536 | 130 | 87 | 33 | 10 |
1848 | So what do you think of this 'fireball in the sky' poster I bought off ebay? | 1.4077 | 0.05536 | 130 | 87 | 33 | 10 |
1849 | First my wife makes us go vegan and now downsizing. Could it get any worse? | 1.4077 | 0.05643 | 130 | 88 | 31 | 11 |
1850 | I wouldn’t worry about it, it’s just like the flu | 1.4077 | 0.05316 | 130 | 85 | 37 | 8 |
1851 | So the vacancy is yours. Is there anyway you can start tomorrow? | 1.4077 | 0.05427 | 130 | 86 | 35 | 9 |
1852 | What is the biggest challenge you have overcome? | 1.4077 | 0.05643 | 130 | 88 | 31 | 11 |
1853 | It’s a once in a lifetime deal | 1.4077 | 0.05087 | 130 | 83 | 41 | 6 |
1854 | Sorry Mr. Nostrasaurus but this is a bit far fetched for our publication. | 1.4077 | 0.05850 | 130 | 90 | 27 | 13 |
1855 | Im not the only one getting fired. | 1.4077 | 0.05028 | 130 | 90 | 30 | 10 |
1856 | Mr. Rex, our top-end insurance plan covers everything, except perhaps a fireball from the sky! It's that comprehensive! | 1.4077 | 0.05316 | 130 | 85 | 37 | 8 |
1857 | With these investments you should be worried about the future. | 1.4077 | 0.05536 | 130 | 87 | 33 | 10 |
1858 | Short term disability? Of course! | 1.4077 | 0.05316 | 130 | 85 | 37 | 8 |
1859 | I understand you're concerned about climate change, but there's never been a better time to start investing in fossil fuels. | 1.4077 | 0.05850 | 130 | 90 | 27 | 13 |
1860 | If you read this contract carefully, you'll notice that there's no act of God clause that excuses you from delivering oil. | 1.4077 | 0.05747 | 130 | 89 | 29 | 12 |
1861 | What could go wrong? Historically, markets always go up, and the economy always expands. Sign here. | 1.4077 | 0.05747 | 130 | 89 | 29 | 12 |
1862 | Don’t look so gloomy, Jack. Life goes on. | 1.4077 | 0.05589 | 130 | 90 | 28 | 12 |
1863 | Of course you will be pleased to hear that this is an offer of permanent employment. | 1.4077 | 0.05643 | 130 | 88 | 31 | 11 |
1864 | Sign here. What could go wrong? | 1.4077 | 0.05643 | 130 | 88 | 31 | 11 |
1865 | You know what they say, " what goes around, comes around'! | 1.4077 | 0.05536 | 130 | 87 | 33 | 10 |
1866 | I'm also a big Bonnie Tyler fan but the song title isn't "Turn Around," it's "Once Upon a Time I Was Falling In Love." | 1.4077 | 0.05747 | 130 | 88 | 29 | 12 |
1867 | Of Course, HR will have to do a Background Check. | 1.4077 | 0.04847 | 130 | 86 | 37 | 7 |
1868 | May a meteor strike me dead if this isn't the best deal you've ever made | 1.4077 | 0.05747 | 130 | 89 | 29 | 12 |
1869 | It is going to effect all of us, but we may be able to flatten the curve by doing just a few small things. | 1.4077 | 0.05536 | 130 | 87 | 33 | 10 |
1870 | Just one more signature right here. Rest easy, this policy covers you and your family for everything and anything. | 1.4077 | 0.05536 | 130 | 87 | 33 | 10 |
1871 | Make that a short term loan. | 1.4077 | 0.05260 | 130 | 92 | 26 | 12 |
1872 | Check out these lifetime benefits. | 1.4077 | 0.05536 | 130 | 87 | 33 | 10 |
1873 | Look, if you shut everything down there's going to be a lot of deaths that way too | 1.4077 | 0.06050 | 130 | 92 | 23 | 15 |
1874 | Just sign here, Liz. You won't get a better deal in 65 million years! | 1.4077 | 0.05536 | 130 | 87 | 33 | 10 |
1875 | I guarantee you'll never see a deal like this again! | 1.4060 | 0.05752 | 133 | 92 | 28 | 13 |
1876 | ...so I told that Cockroach in Sales that he'll never be on top of the food chain! | 1.4060 | 0.05850 | 133 | 93 | 26 | 14 |
1877 | After careful consideration, we chose you for the job, you start tomorrow | 1.4060 | 0.05752 | 133 | 92 | 28 | 13 |
1878 | Dude, I know, but I’m still your younger brother and I’m still your boss. | 1.4060 | 0.05652 | 133 | 91 | 30 | 12 |
1879 | after while crocodile 😎 | 1.4060 | 0.05752 | 133 | 92 | 28 | 13 |
1880 | I can see you having a bright future in our company! | 1.4060 | 0.05394 | 133 | 91 | 31 | 11 |
1881 | Finally No mask! No sanitizer! let’s get back to business! | 1.4060 | 0.05752 | 133 | 92 | 28 | 13 |
1882 | Meteor or asteroid? No, this is just something else the Democrats have cooked up to try and make me look bad! | 1.4060 | 0.05498 | 133 | 92 | 29 | 12 |
1883 | I must emphasize that this is a temporary position | 1.4060 | 0.05652 | 133 | 91 | 30 | 12 |
1884 | Just sign here. Let’s face it, it’s a great gig and we rule. Seriously, what’s the worst that can happen? | 1.4060 | 0.05850 | 133 | 93 | 26 | 14 |
1885 | Frankly, your Q3 numbers aren’t great. But it’s not the end of the world. | 1.4060 | 0.05341 | 133 | 88 | 36 | 9 |
1886 | Interesting proposal, Dean, but our stockholders see no need to establish colonies on other planets. | 1.4060 | 0.05233 | 133 | 87 | 38 | 8 |
1887 | Where do you you hope to be in five years? | 1.4060 | 0.05446 | 133 | 89 | 34 | 10 |
1888 | Extinctio8n? That's about as likely as Trump becoming president. | 1.4060 | 0.05752 | 133 | 92 | 28 | 13 |
1889 | End of civilization? Don't you think that's a little alarmist Doctor? | 1.4060 | 0.05550 | 133 | 90 | 32 | 11 |
1890 | I'm feeling very optimistic... | 1.4060 | 0.05341 | 133 | 88 | 36 | 9 |
1891 | Sure there's a meteorite coming, but the economy... | 1.4060 | 0.05233 | 133 | 92 | 30 | 11 |
1892 | We'll keep it on file in case anything changes. | 1.4060 | 0.05341 | 133 | 88 | 36 | 9 |
1893 | And may I be struck down at my desk if I’m wrong, but here at Gateriffic Mfg LLC our shoes are made from recycled plastic only. | 1.4060 | 0.05652 | 133 | 91 | 30 | 12 |
1894 | And—they make me say this—past performance is no guarantee of future returns. | 1.4060 | 0.05652 | 133 | 91 | 30 | 12 |
1895 | We have an opening for a temp position. | 1.4060 | 0.05752 | 133 | 92 | 28 | 13 |
1896 | There's never been a better time to invest in fossil fuels! | 1.4060 | 0.05752 | 133 | 92 | 28 | 13 |
1897 | We should probably have a succession plan. | 1.4060 | 0.05550 | 133 | 90 | 32 | 11 |
1898 | . “Of course the 401k match doesn’t start for 6 months” | 1.4048 | 0.05186 | 126 | 81 | 39 | 6 |
1899 | Where do you see yourself in 65 million years? | 1.4046 | 0.05608 | 131 | 89 | 31 | 11 |
1900 | Hydroxycholoriquine will save us all, I've heard great things about it. | 1.4046 | 0.06012 | 131 | 93 | 23 | 15 |
1901 | Asteroids are a liberal hoax. It says so in the Bible. | 1.4046 | 0.05914 | 131 | 92 | 25 | 14 |
1902 | Sorry, as long as dinosaurs rule, an alligator can't be director. | 1.4046 | 0.05502 | 131 | 88 | 33 | 10 |
1903 | And, as his mother had taught him, Eugene listened politely and didn't interrupt his interviewer. The End. . | 1.4046 | 0.05712 | 131 | 90 | 29 | 12 |
1904 | My horoscope for today said to be on the alert for a hiccup in the markets. | 1.4046 | 0.05172 | 131 | 85 | 39 | 7 |
1905 | It was pure genius sending the coronavirus in first. | 1.4046 | 0.05502 | 131 | 88 | 33 | 10 |
1906 | I'm sorry, Jones. For the eighteenth time, the board has rejected your proposed "Meteor Shield". | 1.4046 | 0.05608 | 131 | 89 | 31 | 11 |
1907 | At least we can say we didn't cause it. | 1.4046 | 0.05914 | 131 | 92 | 25 | 14 |
1908 | This policy will protect you against anything! | 1.4046 | 0.05608 | 131 | 89 | 31 | 11 |
1909 | Always the worrier, George. Relax, the sky is not falling. | 1.4046 | 0.05394 | 131 | 87 | 35 | 9 |
1910 | This is exactly the kind of thing these peer reviews are saying, Henderson--you're a distraction, you're preoccupied with improbable scenarios, always playing the fool... | 1.4046 | 0.05814 | 131 | 91 | 27 | 13 |
1911 | You know, hundreds of dinosaurs die every year from falling rocks | 1.4037 | 0.06401 | 109 | 76 | 22 | 11 |
1912 | From the warm look on your face, I'll take it you're interested. | 1.4037 | 0.05990 | 109 | 73 | 28 | 8 |
1913 | I'd have to get hit by a meteorite for you to make partner. | 1.4037 | 0.06267 | 109 | 75 | 24 | 10 |
1914 | Well, obviously we’d like you to start working ASAP. | 1.4031 | 0.05668 | 129 | 88 | 30 | 11 |
1915 | Except for war or acts of God, your long-term contract with Amalgamated Blowers is rock solid. | 1.4031 | 0.05337 | 129 | 85 | 36 | 8 |
1916 | Yes, we’re all very optimistic... | 1.4031 | 0.05450 | 129 | 86 | 34 | 9 |
1917 | So, you'll get either the upper or lower part of the stream and she'll get the lake with the beach | 1.4031 | 0.05560 | 129 | 87 | 32 | 10 |
1918 | Mr. Rex says he wants to have me for dinner. Suffice to say, I‘m very excited about my future with this company! | 1.4031 | 0.05560 | 129 | 87 | 32 | 10 |
1919 | And that my friend is the reason why I get to sit on this side of the desk !” | 1.4016 | 0.05837 | 127 | 88 | 27 | 12 |
1920 | We have great working conditions here. | 1.4016 | 0.04508 | 127 | 87 | 33 | 7 |
1921 | I’m telling you, Harold. Asteroid insurance is unnecessary. | 1.4016 | 0.05729 | 127 | 87 | 29 | 11 |
1922 | We have plenty of time to take care of this. | 1.4016 | 0.06047 | 127 | 90 | 23 | 14 |
1923 | Don’t be alarmed, it’s just a burning muffin | 1.4016 | 0.05619 | 127 | 86 | 31 | 10 |
1924 | Thank you for signing, the trama study begins next week | 1.4016 | 0.04906 | 127 | 90 | 27 | 10 |
1925 | Don't worry, we are too big to fail | 1.4016 | 0.05619 | 127 | 86 | 31 | 10 |
1926 | All our recent projections tell us an asteroid strike is very unlikely | 1.4016 | 0.05729 | 127 | 87 | 29 | 11 |
1927 | I can’t believe you’re selling the Yucatán peninsula so cheap! | 1.4016 | 0.05392 | 127 | 84 | 35 | 8 |
1928 | I like to look at the bright side, Frank. I’m an optimist. | 1.4016 | 0.04295 | 127 | 88 | 32 | 7 |
1929 | Oh just ignore the asteroid behind me. It’s just another conspiracy. Now, why should we hire you? | 1.4016 | 0.05619 | 127 | 86 | 31 | 10 |
1930 | Oh, good. My ride is almost here... | 1.4016 | 0.06047 | 127 | 90 | 23 | 14 |
1931 | Go out there and tell everyone this is fake news. Tell them we get hit my hundreds of meteors everyday and this is nothing to be worried about. | 1.4016 | 0.05729 | 127 | 87 | 29 | 11 |
1932 | So, you were saying you think we should be getting into the oil industry? | 1.4016 | 0.05619 | 127 | 86 | 31 | 10 |
1933 | Asteroids smash-asteroids; what do those scientists know? | 1.4016 | 0.05729 | 127 | 87 | 29 | 11 |
1934 | You’ve got to buy now. Just look at all the signs, the market is clearly heading for a boom. | 1.4016 | 0.05837 | 127 | 88 | 27 | 12 |
1935 | It all started with a Big Bang! We’ll show ‘em! | 1.4016 | 0.06047 | 127 | 90 | 23 | 14 |
1936 | It’s just four weeks of furlough, not the end of the world. | 1.4016 | 0.03993 | 127 | 96 | 20 | 11 |
1937 | At least we won’t need to worry about Coronavirus anymore | 1.4016 | 0.05837 | 127 | 88 | 27 | 12 |
1938 | Don, I asked you in today to talk about your retirement package. | 1.4016 | 0.05729 | 127 | 87 | 29 | 11 |
1939 | Tell me more about your experience with crisis management. | 1.4016 | 0.05392 | 127 | 84 | 35 | 8 |
1940 | So tell me, what are you doing for self care these days? | 1.4016 | 0.05275 | 127 | 83 | 37 | 7 |
1941 | Sure, we can include a double indemnity clause. Why do you ask? | 1.4016 | 0.05619 | 127 | 86 | 31 | 10 |
1942 | Of course it’s the end of the world as we know it, but I feel fine! | 1.4016 | 0.05619 | 127 | 86 | 31 | 10 |
1943 | I have no plans for the immediate future | 1.4016 | 0.05155 | 127 | 82 | 39 | 6 |
1944 | Tell me about a time you experienced impending doom. | 1.4016 | 0.05619 | 127 | 86 | 31 | 10 |
1945 | look Geoff, I've read your report on living with covid 19 and I've got to ask, why so negative? | 1.4016 | 0.05943 | 127 | 88 | 25 | 13 |
1946 | I see your future as very bright | 1.4016 | 0.05506 | 127 | 85 | 33 | 9 |
1947 | When hearing your review feedback seems hard, just remember we’re all going to die. | 1.4016 | 0.05837 | 127 | 88 | 27 | 12 |
1948 | I just don’t see a future for the mammals Brian | 1.4016 | 0.05392 | 127 | 84 | 35 | 8 |
1949 | The asteroid? It’s going to disappear. It’s like a miracle — it will disappear. | 1.4016 | 0.05837 | 127 | 88 | 27 | 12 |
1950 | Whisky? | 1.4016 | 0.05943 | 127 | 89 | 25 | 13 |
1951 | I would suggest a short term policy | 1.4016 | 0.05837 | 127 | 88 | 27 | 12 |
1952 | It’s our most popular policy- covers everything but a mass extinction! | 1.4016 | 0.05729 | 127 | 87 | 29 | 11 |
1953 | Why would I be worried? I just dumped all my stocks. | 1.4016 | 0.05619 | 127 | 86 | 31 | 10 |
1954 | We need somebody to hit the ground running. | 1.4016 | 0.05506 | 127 | 85 | 33 | 9 |
1955 | Is she behind me right now? | 1.4016 | 0.03402 | 127 | 90 | 31 | 6 |
1956 | Call me optimistic, but I think I’m going to like your third-quarter projections. | 1.4016 | 0.04777 | 127 | 84 | 37 | 6 |
1957 | I ought to fire you for that look. | 1.4016 | 0.05729 | 127 | 87 | 29 | 11 |
1958 | One more question, where do you see yourself in five years? | 1.4016 | 0.05729 | 127 | 87 | 29 | 11 |
1959 | Your contract with us will expire shortly. | 1.4016 | 0.05729 | 127 | 87 | 29 | 11 |
1960 | No, Rodney, the force majeure doesn’t cover meteors! | 1.4016 | 0.05837 | 127 | 88 | 27 | 12 |
1961 | I think we’ll both be fired soon... | 1.4016 | 0.06047 | 127 | 90 | 23 | 14 |
1962 | Without the extinction rider you can save 15% | 1.4016 | 0.05155 | 127 | 82 | 39 | 6 |
1963 | I suggest the adjustable rate mortgage. | 1.4016 | 0.05334 | 127 | 86 | 32 | 9 |
1964 | To sum up, my investment advice is: think long term! | 1.4016 | 0.05506 | 127 | 85 | 33 | 9 |
1965 | Thanks for coming in. We will let you know tomorrow. | 1.4016 | 0.05155 | 127 | 82 | 39 | 6 |
1966 | Ten million days straight without an accident! | 1.4016 | 0.05837 | 127 | 88 | 27 | 12 |
1967 | Please have a little faith in future! Sign there and there please. | 1.4016 | 0.05729 | 127 | 87 | 29 | 11 |
1968 | What made you want to look up golden parachute ? | 1.4016 | 0.05506 | 127 | 85 | 32 | 9 |
1969 | Why planetary physics, Larry? There's no future in that for guys like us. | 1.4016 | 0.05506 | 127 | 85 | 33 | 9 |
1970 | Extinction, come on get real. | 1.4016 | 0.05334 | 127 | 91 | 24 | 12 |
1971 | Someday you might sit on this side of the desk, but you know they say "things can change in a split second"... So always watch your back! | 1.4016 | 0.05392 | 127 | 84 | 35 | 8 |
1972 | Looking ahead, I suggest you consider petroleum. | 1.4016 | 0.05619 | 127 | 86 | 31 | 10 |
1973 | It's a sure-fire deal. What could go wrong? | 1.4016 | 0.05334 | 127 | 86 | 32 | 9 |
1974 | Is there anything you'd like to add? | 1.4016 | 0.05837 | 127 | 88 | 27 | 12 |
1975 | We are making history today. | 1.4016 | 0.05943 | 127 | 89 | 25 | 13 |
1976 | ...so, Mr Jones, will you be taking the catastrophic insurance cover? | 1.4016 | 0.05619 | 127 | 86 | 31 | 10 |
1977 | You'll love our 401K Plan | 1.4016 | 0.05392 | 127 | 84 | 35 | 8 |
1978 | Welcome aboard, J.B. I' have a feeling you're going to be a real ball of fire. | 1.4016 | 0.05275 | 127 | 83 | 37 | 7 |
1979 | The market is cyclical, Jim. Your portfolio will build value in the long term. | 1.4016 | 0.04842 | 127 | 82 | 40 | 5 |
1980 | We'd love to make this a long-term commitment. | 1.4016 | 0.05729 | 127 | 87 | 29 | 11 |
1981 | Consider the long term benefits! | 1.4016 | 0.05275 | 127 | 83 | 37 | 7 |
1982 | With this portfolio your long-term outlook is great. | 1.4016 | 0.05837 | 127 | 88 | 27 | 12 |
1983 | Top of the food chain! Top of the world! There’s no stopping us now! | 1.4016 | 0.05729 | 127 | 87 | 29 | 11 |
1984 | Well, as long as the economy isn't harmed. | 1.4016 | 0.05729 | 127 | 87 | 29 | 11 |
1985 | Now let me tell you about the extended warranty! | 1.4016 | 0.05619 | 127 | 86 | 31 | 10 |
1986 | Don't worry .. it is all fake news. | 1.4016 | 0.05506 | 127 | 85 | 33 | 9 |
1987 | Asteroid insurance? I didn't peg you for a sucker! | 1.4016 | 0.05619 | 127 | 86 | 31 | 10 |
1988 | Look, I just pulled us out of the Triassic Accord. Climate change is a hoax invented by the arthropods. | 1.4016 | 0.05619 | 127 | 86 | 31 | 10 |
1989 | It’s a fantastic proposal. Your team thought of everything. | 1.4016 | 0.05275 | 127 | 83 | 37 | 7 |
1990 | Do you really want to know where I see myself in five years? | 1.4016 | 0.05729 | 127 | 87 | 29 | 11 |
1991 | You're making a great investment here, Mr. Saurus. If there's one thing I know, it's that the price of real estate only goes up! | 1.4016 | 0.04842 | 127 | 87 | 32 | 8 |
1992 | Don't worry, see how far we have come since we survived the previous big one. | 1.4016 | 0.03914 | 127 | 93 | 25 | 9 |
1993 | Ha! A meteor? What are the odds of that happening again? | 1.4016 | 0.05943 | 127 | 89 | 25 | 13 |
1994 | we find your views on fossil fuel intriguing | 1.4016 | 0.05619 | 127 | 86 | 31 | 10 |
1995 | Sorry, our insurance policy simply doesn’t cover flaming asteroids. Would you like a complimentary pen? | 1.4016 | 0.05506 | 127 | 85 | 33 | 9 |
1996 | I’m not worried. They didn’t have shatter proof glass in the Mesozoic period. | 1.4016 | 0.05619 | 127 | 86 | 31 | 10 |
1997 | Sorry, just don't see how your ability to predict impending doom can be monetized. | 1.4016 | 0.06150 | 127 | 91 | 21 | 15 |
1998 | So where do you see yourself in five years from now? | 1.4016 | 0.05837 | 127 | 88 | 27 | 12 |
1999 | This annuity pays out no matter what happens ! | 1.4016 | 0.05729 | 127 | 87 | 29 | 11 |
2000 | I think you're going to regret not taking the extended warranty coverage. | 1.4016 | 0.05729 | 127 | 87 | 29 | 11 |
2001 | You're going to have a great future with this company. Welcome aboard! | 1.4016 | 0.05155 | 127 | 87 | 31 | 9 |
2002 | 'What can I do, to get you into a lagoon, today?' | 1.4016 | 0.05619 | 127 | 86 | 31 | 10 |
2003 | What lasting impact will the historians credit us dinasours? | 1.4016 | 0.05729 | 127 | 87 | 29 | 11 |
2004 | “Our generous insurance policy covers everything except natural disasters.” | 1.4016 | 0.05392 | 127 | 84 | 35 | 8 |
2005 | Our kind survived pandemics and climate change. What could possibly go wrong now? | 1.4016 | 0.05506 | 127 | 85 | 33 | 9 |
2006 | Something tells me it's not a good time to invest. | 1.4016 | 0.05392 | 127 | 84 | 35 | 8 |
2007 | It will be fine, let’s open up the economy. | 1.4016 | 0.05729 | 127 | 87 | 29 | 11 |
2008 | We're looking for an HR director who can really shake up the climate around here. | 1.4016 | 0.05943 | 127 | 89 | 25 | 13 |
2009 | Naturally, the deductible would be waived in that unlikely event. | 1.4016 | 0.05506 | 127 | 85 | 33 | 9 |
2010 | How are you at dealing with stressful situations? | 1.4016 | 0.05506 | 127 | 85 | 33 | 9 |
2011 | No rush. Take some time to think it over. | 1.4016 | 0.05392 | 127 | 84 | 35 | 8 |
2012 | Oil! -That's the future, Mac! You gotta get into oil!!" | 1.4016 | 0.05506 | 127 | 85 | 33 | 9 |
2013 | I get the sense that you are not interested in the long term care option | 1.4016 | 0.05729 | 127 | 87 | 29 | 11 |
2014 | I got it, so this is an exit interview. | 1.4016 | 0.05619 | 127 | 86 | 31 | 10 |
2015 | Well, if you don’t like it fire me. I don’t care anymore | 1.4000 | 0.05565 | 125 | 84 | 32 | 9 |
2016 | Trust me, it's gonna be a hit | 1.4000 | 0.05902 | 125 | 87 | 26 | 12 |
2017 | They always said the market couldn't keep going up; we're here to prove them wrong | 1.4000 | 0.05565 | 125 | 84 | 32 | 9 |
2018 | We really liked your story about surviving those rocks that fall from the sky. But I don’t think we’ll publish it. We don’t want to scare anybody. You know how it is nowadays, everyone believes everything they read! | 1.4000 | 0.05328 | 125 | 82 | 36 | 7 |
2019 | You can expect a long and happy future here. | 1.4000 | 0.05192 | 130 | 85 | 38 | 7 |
2020 | Fireball? The new Mammalian hoax! | 1.4000 | 0.05565 | 125 | 84 | 32 | 9 |
2021 | First time I’ve ever had anyone ask about a ‘fireball from space’ exclusion under this policy.” | 1.4000 | 0.05902 | 125 | 87 | 26 | 12 |
2022 | Did you hear? The swans have returned to the rivers in Venice. | 1.3984 | 0.05742 | 123 | 84 | 29 | 10 |
2023 | Happy to have you on board, Greg. I am sure you will make an immediate impact | 1.3984 | 0.04862 | 123 | 87 | 27 | 9 |
2024 | So, as you can see, we’ve prepared for all possible scenarios. | 1.3984 | 0.05505 | 123 | 82 | 33 | 8 |
2025 | Our insurance plan covers everything. Except extinction, global pandemics and flashy things in the sky. | 1.3984 | 0.05742 | 123 | 84 | 29 | 10 |
2026 | So, how do you feel about working from home? | 1.3984 | 0.05258 | 123 | 80 | 37 | 6 |
2027 | Next, we just need to finish those stupid workplace safety videos | 1.3984 | 0.05742 | 123 | 84 | 29 | 10 |
2028 | There’s always tomorrow | 1.3984 | 0.05857 | 123 | 85 | 27 | 11 |
2029 | It’s no worse than a seasonal asteroid. | 1.3984 | 0.05505 | 123 | 82 | 33 | 8 |
2030 | you seem distracted, is everything okay? | 1.3984 | 0.05970 | 123 | 86 | 25 | 12 |
2031 | So, do you think this new painting is too big for the room? | 1.3984 | 0.05857 | 123 | 85 | 27 | 11 |
2032 | The predator gets his just reward! | 1.3984 | 0.05505 | 123 | 82 | 33 | 8 |
2033 | Extinction level event? Yeah, right - when earth freezes over! | 1.3984 | 0.05383 | 123 | 81 | 35 | 7 |
2034 | So far I’m loving 2020. | 1.3984 | 0.05742 | 123 | 84 | 29 | 10 |
2035 | Mercury is in retrograde, but we're doing just fine | 1.3984 | 0.05129 | 123 | 79 | 39 | 5 |
2036 | You've got that "deja vu all-over-again" look in your eyes. | 1.3984 | 0.05625 | 123 | 83 | 31 | 9 |
2037 | Right. And a meteor might streak down out of the sky and end life as we know it. | 1.3984 | 0.05970 | 123 | 86 | 25 | 12 |
2038 | As you can see , Mr Jones, your policy includes everything except force majeure | 1.3984 | 0.04652 | 123 | 83 | 34 | 6 |
2039 | Barring any unforeseen circumstances , we have a deal." | 1.3984 | 0.05857 | 123 | 85 | 27 | 11 |
2040 | Guaranteed--for as long as I'm ... | 1.3984 | 0.05505 | 123 | 82 | 33 | 8 |
2041 | Those are some very optimistic numbers your department submitted. | 1.3984 | 0.05444 | 123 | 84 | 30 | 9 |
2042 | You've always been a glass half empty guy. | 1.3984 | 0.05857 | 123 | 85 | 27 | 11 |
2043 | As you can see in this report, there’s no end to our growth in sight. | 1.3984 | 0.05625 | 123 | 83 | 31 | 9 |
2044 | And the best thing of all is the job security. | 1.3984 | 0.05625 | 123 | 83 | 31 | 9 |
2045 | Whoa!--looks like we're almost out of time. One last question: Where do you see yourself in forty million years? | 1.3984 | 0.05505 | 123 | 82 | 33 | 8 |
2046 | Welcome to Chicxulub! I'm telling you, they'll be talking about this town a million years from now! | 1.3984 | 0.05505 | 123 | 82 | 33 | 8 |
2047 | I guess now is a good time to say, see ya later alligator | 1.3984 | 0.05857 | 123 | 85 | 27 | 11 |
2048 | A warm, supportive work climate is the cornerstone of our success. | 1.3984 | 0.05742 | 123 | 84 | 29 | 10 |
2049 | Our comprehensive insurance policy will cover you in the event of fires, floods, earthquakes, landslides, theft, tornadoes, mudslides hurricanes, tsunamis, typhoons, drought, arson, and avalanches. | 1.3984 | 0.05625 | 123 | 83 | 31 | 9 |
2050 | Stop me if you've heard this one. A priest, minister, and rabbi are sitting in a bar when a pterodactyl flies through the door. | 1.3984 | 0.04432 | 123 | 89 | 25 | 9 |
2051 | So the behavioral question for this interview is, “how would you react if a meteor wiped out all of the dinosaurs?” | 1.3984 | 0.05970 | 123 | 86 | 25 | 12 |
2052 | See. Just as I predicted. Reptiles will rule forever! | 1.3984 | 0.06080 | 123 | 87 | 23 | 13 |
2053 | Which is why we just got rid of all storm shelters. | 1.3984 | 0.05505 | 123 | 82 | 33 | 8 |
2054 | Barring any unforeseen circumstances, we'll see you Monday morning at 9 AM. | 1.3984 | 0.05625 | 123 | 83 | 31 | 9 |
2055 | No, the policy does not cover asteroid impacts. Why? | 1.3984 | 0.05857 | 123 | 85 | 27 | 11 |
2056 | Tell me about a time you had to deal with a stressful situation. | 1.3984 | 0.05625 | 123 | 83 | 31 | 9 |
2057 | You look so comfortable, where do you put your tail when you sit in a chair? | 1.3984 | 0.05857 | 123 | 85 | 27 | 11 |
2058 | Sign here and your coverage will start tomorrow. | 1.3984 | 0.05742 | 123 | 84 | 29 | 10 |
2059 | There's definitely a boom coming - oil is the future! | 1.3984 | 0.05742 | 123 | 84 | 29 | 10 |
2060 | Don't wait to buy land; buy land and then wait! | 1.3984 | 0.04652 | 123 | 88 | 26 | 9 |
2061 | What do you want first, the good news or the bad? | 1.3984 | 0.05258 | 123 | 80 | 37 | 6 |
2062 | Where do you hope to see yourself in the next 500,000 years? | 1.3984 | 0.05625 | 123 | 83 | 31 | 9 |
2063 | I saw it too, but don’t worry; it’s just like the flu. | 1.3968 | 0.05864 | 126 | 88 | 26 | 12 |
2064 | knock knock? | 1.3968 | 0.05864 | 126 | 88 | 26 | 12 |
2065 | Where can you see yourself in 10 million years from now? | 1.3968 | 0.05971 | 126 | 89 | 24 | 13 |
2066 | I've noticed you've recently been working like there's no tomorrow. | 1.3968 | 0.05971 | 126 | 89 | 24 | 13 |
2067 | Ok, let’s talk about the longevity of this company. | 1.3952 | 0.05705 | 124 | 85 | 29 | 10 |
2068 | It's a Non-paid internship, but it's good for your resume. | 1.3952 | 0.05589 | 124 | 84 | 31 | 9 |
2069 | Oh yes, we strongly suggest the asteroid insurance. | 1.3952 | 0.05349 | 124 | 82 | 35 | 7 |
2070 | But most importantly, let’s discuss how this supposed ‘meteor’ will effect the economy | 1.3952 | 0.05470 | 124 | 83 | 33 | 8 |
2071 | The divorce papers weren't the only thing he didn't see coming | 1.3952 | 0.05930 | 124 | 87 | 25 | 12 |
2072 | It's just a little asteroid... do I look worried?".. | 1.3952 | 0.05470 | 124 | 83 | 33 | 8 |
2073 | Should the meteor miss 10% of life on earth, we have one temp to perm position available with cushy post-extinction benefits. | 1.3952 | 0.05225 | 124 | 81 | 37 | 6 |
2074 | Son, just sign here and your future is guaranteed! | 1.3952 | 0.04408 | 124 | 90 | 25 | 9 |
2075 | Don’t worry about the Act of God clause it’s just a technicality. | 1.3952 | 0.05470 | 124 | 83 | 33 | 8 |
2076 | While we're bullish on the futures market, I am required to advise you that past performance does not guarantee profits. | 1.3952 | 0.05819 | 124 | 86 | 27 | 11 |
2077 | Fossil fuels are definitely the future. | 1.3952 | 0.05705 | 124 | 85 | 29 | 10 |
2078 | Let’s circle back to this next week. | 1.3952 | 0.05589 | 124 | 84 | 31 | 9 |
2079 | Last year 37,000 dinosaurs died from the common flu. Nothing is shut down, life and the economy go on... Think about that. | 1.3952 | 0.05705 | 124 | 85 | 29 | 10 |
2080 | I ordered it for curbside pickup, but they insisted on direct delivery. | 1.3952 | 0.05225 | 124 | 81 | 37 | 6 |
2081 | Trust me, taking out a life insurance policy doesn’t mean bad things will happen to you. | 1.3952 | 0.05705 | 124 | 85 | 29 | 10 |
2082 | Excuse me, where’s your mask? | 1.3952 | 0.05470 | 124 | 83 | 33 | 8 |
2083 | We’re so excited for you to join the team, it’s been so long since we’ve had a new meteorologist | 1.3952 | 0.05705 | 124 | 85 | 29 | 10 |
2084 | GEICO can save you 30% on all your insurance needs.... | 1.3952 | 0.05819 | 124 | 86 | 27 | 11 |
2085 | Do you ever feel you’re becoming obsolete? | 1.3952 | 0.05589 | 124 | 84 | 31 | 9 |
2086 | Finally | 1.3952 | 0.05819 | 124 | 86 | 27 | 11 |
2087 | And then I said: who needs a bomb shelter nowadays | 1.3952 | 0.05819 | 124 | 86 | 27 | 11 |
2088 | Fossil fuel futures are at an all time high. | 1.3952 | 0.05287 | 124 | 89 | 24 | 11 |
2089 | Leonard, you cold-blooded son of a bitch–how are you? | 1.3952 | 0.05470 | 124 | 83 | 33 | 8 |
2090 | Of course all our glass is shatter is shatter proof. Why do you ask? | 1.3952 | 0.05819 | 124 | 86 | 27 | 11 |
2091 | I told them I'll retire over my dead body. | 1.3952 | 0.05705 | 124 | 85 | 29 | 10 |
2092 | I strongly recommend a conservative portfolio, since you never know when the crash will occur. | 1.3952 | 0.05705 | 124 | 85 | 29 | 10 |
2093 | Extinction is always a good reason to diversify your portfolio. | 1.3952 | 0.05470 | 124 | 83 | 33 | 8 |
2094 | ...and in the unlikely case of extinction, we can ensure that all of your assets are preserved in tar. | 1.3952 | 0.05930 | 124 | 87 | 25 | 12 |
2095 | And what do you see yourself doing in five years? | 1.3952 | 0.05470 | 124 | 83 | 33 | 8 |
2096 | Sure, it's not the best deal, but it's not the end of the world, either. | 1.3952 | 0.05705 | 124 | 85 | 29 | 10 |
2097 | I'll just need you to sign this extinction clause | 1.3952 | 0.05349 | 124 | 82 | 35 | 7 |
2098 | I say long-term investments are the way to go. I predict only good news on the horizon and markets will be stable for years to come. | 1.3952 | 0.05705 | 124 | 85 | 29 | 10 |
2099 | It's bumper-to-bumper for 20,000 miles, or until the apocalypse, whichever comes first. | 1.3952 | 0.05705 | 124 | 85 | 29 | 10 |
2100 | So, it says here you are good at predicting the future. | 1.3952 | 0.05349 | 124 | 82 | 35 | 7 |
2101 | Sign here and we'll be both be set for life. | 1.3952 | 0.05098 | 124 | 80 | 39 | 5 |
2102 | No need to read the fine print. | 1.3952 | 0.03098 | 124 | 85 | 36 | 3 |
2103 | Don't worry you can let me know your decision whenever. There's no rush. | 1.3952 | 0.05589 | 124 | 84 | 31 | 9 |
2104 | I never thought you'd agree to a lifetime contract! | 1.3952 | 0.05819 | 124 | 86 | 27 | 11 |
2105 | After all, tomorrow is another day. | 1.3952 | 0.05589 | 124 | 84 | 31 | 9 |
2106 | I highly recommend the extended warranty | 1.3952 | 0.05589 | 124 | 84 | 31 | 9 |
2107 | I see something I said bothers you. | 1.3952 | 0.05705 | 124 | 85 | 29 | 10 |
2108 | Phil, this has you covered for the next 4 billion years, and by then we'' ll be in full recovery. | 1.3952 | 0.05349 | 124 | 82 | 35 | 7 |
2109 | I really think you should reconsider our extended warranty. | 1.3952 | 0.05819 | 124 | 86 | 27 | 11 |
2110 | It doesn't pay a lot to start, but you'll be fabulously wealthy by the Holocene. | 1.3952 | 0.05589 | 124 | 84 | 31 | 9 |
2111 | So, is that everything before we're finished? | 1.3952 | 0.04901 | 124 | 86 | 30 | 8 |
2112 | The President says it’s just a minor meteor. | 1.3952 | 0.05705 | 124 | 90 | 21 | 13 |
2113 | With this merger completed, there’ll be no stopping us! | 1.3952 | 0.05705 | 124 | 85 | 29 | 10 |
2114 | At least we’re survived the virus. I’m looking forward to the recovery. | 1.3952 | 0.05589 | 124 | 84 | 31 | 9 |
2115 | There's never a 'perfect' time to buy life assurance | 1.3952 | 0.05589 | 124 | 84 | 31 | 9 |
2116 | Someday all of this will be yours | 1.3952 | 0.04901 | 124 | 84 | 34 | 6 |
2117 | ... and that's the legal definition of an 'Act of God'. Why do you ask? | 1.3952 | 0.05589 | 124 | 84 | 31 | 9 |
2118 | Sign this baby and your world will never be the same! | 1.3952 | 0.05819 | 124 | 86 | 27 | 11 |
2119 | Your year-end bonus will have a little surprise in it. | 1.3952 | 0.05470 | 124 | 83 | 33 | 8 |
2120 | I hope you'r not paying attention to those scientists who say we may not dominate the earth forever. | 1.3952 | 0.06040 | 124 | 88 | 23 | 13 |
2121 | I can't believe that I convinced him that the bunker was the better office! | 1.3952 | 0.05705 | 124 | 85 | 29 | 10 |
2122 | Of course, here at First Reptilian, we like to take the long view on investment strategies. | 1.3952 | 0.05470 | 124 | 83 | 33 | 8 |
2123 | This will be a historic moment. | 1.3952 | 0.05225 | 124 | 81 | 37 | 6 |
2124 | This is a once-in-a-lifetime chance − to see Pangea, before it's gone. | 1.3952 | 0.04834 | 124 | 93 | 19 | 12 |
2125 | I wouldn't hire you with resume if it were the end of the world. | 1.3952 | 0.04333 | 124 | 92 | 22 | 10 |
2126 | I hear it's gonna be a blast! | 1.3952 | 0.05705 | 124 | 85 | 29 | 10 |
2127 | Hoax, smokes, they say it will just go away in April, you know, when it warms up. | 1.3952 | 0.05705 | 124 | 85 | 29 | 10 |
2128 | Double indemnity clause? You betcha! | 1.3952 | 0.05930 | 124 | 87 | 25 | 12 |
2129 | Your pension is now vested. Congratulations! | 1.3952 | 0.05819 | 124 | 86 | 27 | 11 |
2130 | Oh, and how long do you project this "new normal" will last? | 1.3952 | 0.05589 | 124 | 84 | 31 | 9 |
2131 | It’s the “futures” market Herb! We’ve got to buy, buy, buy like there’s no tomorrow. | 1.3952 | 0.05705 | 124 | 85 | 29 | 10 |
2132 | That is a nice zoom background . | 1.3952 | 0.05470 | 124 | 83 | 33 | 8 |
2133 | And our retirement plan is to die for. | 1.3952 | 0.05819 | 124 | 86 | 27 | 11 |
2134 | Sign it. A new era is coming. | 1.3952 | 0.05705 | 124 | 85 | 29 | 10 |
2135 | There you go sir your comprehensive insurance policy, effective tomorrow. | 1.3952 | 0.05819 | 124 | 86 | 27 | 11 |
2136 | Your stock options vest next month, why do you ask? | 1.3952 | 0.05819 | 124 | 86 | 27 | 11 |
2137 | And that's the end of the story | 1.3945 | 0.06116 | 109 | 75 | 25 | 9 |
2138 | Tell me about your time management skills. | 1.3945 | 0.06116 | 109 | 75 | 25 | 9 |
2139 | You have a bright future my boy. Very bright indeed! | 1.3945 | 0.06254 | 109 | 76 | 23 | 10 |
2140 | We're pleased to offer you a lifetime contract | 1.3945 | 0.05832 | 109 | 73 | 29 | 7 |
2141 | Sign here and your insurance coverage begins immediately. | 1.3945 | 0.05976 | 109 | 74 | 27 | 8 |
2142 | Thats why they call it catastrophic insurance | 1.3945 | 0.06116 | 109 | 75 | 25 | 9 |
2143 | Bringing you on board will definitely shake things up around here! | 1.3945 | 0.05976 | 109 | 74 | 27 | 8 |
2144 | And you can sign here with the peace of mind that it has a lifetime guarantee! | 1.3945 | 0.05976 | 109 | 74 | 27 | 8 |
2145 | I can tell by your lack of running around screaming that you work well under pressure. | 1.3945 | 0.05976 | 109 | 74 | 27 | 8 |
2146 | No we don't cover life insurance, why do you ask? | 1.3937 | 0.05380 | 127 | 85 | 34 | 8 |
2147 | Comet? Please, that’s a liberal hoax! | 1.3937 | 0.05826 | 127 | 89 | 26 | 12 |
2148 | Oh fantastic, it looks like the American president is coming! | 1.3934 | 0.05998 | 122 | 86 | 24 | 12 |
2149 | This is all you could find on Joe Biden? | 1.3934 | 0.05998 | 122 | 86 | 24 | 12 |
2150 | You really should sign this, its not like the worlds going to end tomorrow. | 1.3934 | 0.05768 | 122 | 84 | 28 | 10 |
2151 | ‘You were right, Dad. All those years in school, no vacations, parties, or girlfriends. Look at me now!’ | 1.3934 | 0.05884 | 122 | 85 | 26 | 11 |
2152 | I'd sign it, you never know when the next crisis will hit | 1.3934 | 0.05528 | 122 | 82 | 32 | 8 |
2153 | The odds of that happening twice are reasonably low | 1.3934 | 0.05884 | 122 | 85 | 26 | 11 |
2154 | ‘Can I recommend the extended warranty with your purchase?’ | 1.3934 | 0.05649 | 122 | 83 | 30 | 9 |
2155 | Sir. If you still want to rent that lovely flat in New York, now it’s the right time. | 1.3934 | 0.05768 | 122 | 84 | 28 | 10 |
2156 | Relax Joe! In the long run we are all dead! | 1.3934 | 0.05528 | 122 | 82 | 32 | 8 |
2157 | Hehe, I already sold my stock. | 1.3934 | 0.05768 | 122 | 84 | 28 | 10 |
2158 | Don’t mind that, we’re at the top. Can’t hurt us. | 1.3934 | 0.05649 | 122 | 83 | 30 | 9 |
2159 | Trust me, this is the opportunity of a lifetime. | 1.3934 | 0.05768 | 122 | 84 | 28 | 10 |
2160 | Our insurance policy even covers natural disasters | 1.3934 | 0.05884 | 122 | 85 | 26 | 11 |
2161 | Your strategy for oil futures is very impressive. | 1.3934 | 0.03782 | 122 | 90 | 24 | 8 |
2162 | And how do you see yourself in 66 million years? | 1.3934 | 0.05884 | 122 | 85 | 26 | 11 |
2163 | So, can you start on Monday? | 1.3934 | 0.05528 | 122 | 82 | 32 | 8 |
2164 | ..."Do you want your skin made into a Birkin bag or Cowboy boots ? | 1.3934 | 0.06220 | 122 | 88 | 20 | 14 |
2165 | Great news, we just signed a 99 year lease and got a discount for paying upfront. | 1.3934 | 0.06110 | 122 | 87 | 22 | 13 |
2166 | Relax, Gates -- the market always rebounds. Just ride it out. | 1.3934 | 0.06110 | 122 | 87 | 22 | 13 |
2167 | So tell me, Rex, where do you see yourself in, say, the next 65 million years? | 1.3934 | 0.06110 | 122 | 87 | 22 | 13 |
2168 | Well, it looks as if you are going to have a great future with this company! | 1.3934 | 0.05404 | 122 | 81 | 34 | 7 |
2169 | So, Gene. Where do you see yourself in five years? | 1.3934 | 0.06110 | 122 | 87 | 22 | 13 |
2170 | Don’t worry. I pledge to you it will simply go away. It will disappear. | 1.3934 | 0.05649 | 122 | 83 | 30 | 9 |
2171 | So .... I keep the building unless it's hit by an asteroid, agreed? | 1.3934 | 0.05768 | 122 | 84 | 28 | 10 |
2172 | Hey man, I’m sorry. But it’s not the end of the world. | 1.3934 | 0.05998 | 122 | 86 | 24 | 12 |
2173 | This plan guarantees we are ‘Top of the food chain’ for another million years. What could possibly go wrong? | 1.3934 | 0.06110 | 122 | 87 | 22 | 13 |
2174 | I'm telling ya, kid, the Mezozoic is gonna be HOT! | 1.3934 | 0.05404 | 122 | 81 | 34 | 7 |
2175 | So tell me, how do you see yourself in 5 years? | 1.3934 | 0.05884 | 122 | 85 | 26 | 11 |
2176 | Don’t look so depressed cousin, this isn’t the end of the world. | 1.3934 | 0.05768 | 122 | 84 | 28 | 10 |
2177 | Who needs a force majeure clause? | 1.3934 | 0.05528 | 122 | 82 | 32 | 8 |
2178 | The “Act of God Law” applies to a falling tree branch or something more severe, say the whole tree! | 1.3934 | 0.05528 | 122 | 82 | 32 | 8 |
2179 | You don’t have to worry. It’s not the end of the world! | 1.3934 | 0.05404 | 122 | 83 | 31 | 8 |
2180 | I hear we get to work from home until the Mesozoic Era ends. | 1.3934 | 0.06220 | 122 | 88 | 20 | 14 |
2181 | Just sign. It’s not the end of the world! | 1.3934 | 0.05404 | 122 | 81 | 34 | 7 |
2182 | On top of all that, we payout double if the event is catastrophic. | 1.3934 | 0.05884 | 122 | 85 | 26 | 11 |
2183 | Where do you plan on being in 5 years? | 1.3934 | 0.05148 | 122 | 79 | 38 | 5 |
2184 | Barring any acts of God, this contract is a wrap. | 1.3934 | 0.05884 | 122 | 85 | 26 | 11 |
2185 | I'd say longterm your portfolio looks rock solid. | 1.3934 | 0.05404 | 122 | 81 | 34 | 7 |
2186 | Do you ever feel this primordial uncertainty about life? | 1.3934 | 0.05404 | 122 | 81 | 34 | 7 |
2187 | Life insurance is a cornerstone to protecting your family in case something happens to you. | 1.3934 | 0.05277 | 122 | 80 | 36 | 6 |
2188 | Yes, It is a beautiful view. | 1.3934 | 0.05884 | 122 | 85 | 26 | 11 |
2189 | Our health care insurance is out of this world! Why? | 1.3934 | 0.05884 | 122 | 85 | 26 | 11 |
2190 | Why yes, it does provide extinction coverage. | 1.3934 | 0.05528 | 122 | 82 | 32 | 8 |
2191 | Sign here and the planet's yours! | 1.3934 | 0.05649 | 122 | 83 | 30 | 9 |
2192 | It's clear you have a bright future here at Stego, Bronto, and Birnbaum. | 1.3934 | 0.05998 | 122 | 86 | 24 | 12 |
2193 | This is a better deal than the Geico Gecko got!!” | 1.3934 | 0.05768 | 122 | 84 | 28 | 10 |
2194 | But think of the potential for advancement. | 1.3934 | 0.05649 | 122 | 83 | 30 | 9 |
2195 | So that’s your best description of yourself? Fireball? | 1.3934 | 0.05884 | 122 | 85 | 26 | 11 |
2196 | Give me a minute to think it over. | 1.3934 | 0.05884 | 122 | 85 | 26 | 11 |
2197 | Stop worrying. The sky isn't falling. | 1.3934 | 0.05884 | 122 | 85 | 26 | 11 |
2198 | Where do you see yourself long term? | 1.3934 | 0.05998 | 122 | 86 | 24 | 12 |
2199 | This is a chance to get in on the ground floor of a new era. | 1.3920 | 0.05435 | 125 | 84 | 33 | 8 |
2200 | When I told them I 'm retiring, they promised I'd go out with a bang. | 1.3920 | 0.04738 | 125 | 86 | 32 | 7 |
2201 | I'm sorry but you have as much chance of being published in the New Yorker as me being hit by a meteorite! | 1.3920 | 0.05891 | 125 | 88 | 25 | 12 |
2202 | That’s what I meant when I said 5:00 was the actual deadline for this report. | 1.3917 | 0.05332 | 120 | 79 | 35 | 6 |
2203 | we aren’t looking for doomsdayers here but for proactive dinosaurs who say ‘yes, and’ to problems small and catastrophic! | 1.3917 | 0.04704 | 120 | 87 | 24 | 9 |
2204 | I’m not falling for that again Fred. Now let’s just finish your quarterly review. | 1.3917 | 0.06069 | 120 | 85 | 23 | 12 |
2205 | I heard there is a meteor shower today. | 1.3917 | 0.05332 | 120 | 79 | 35 | 6 |
2206 | It took us a billion years, but now it's our turn… | 1.3917 | 0.05461 | 120 | 80 | 33 | 7 |
2207 | We are looking for someone who can start from the beginning. | 1.3917 | 0.05461 | 120 | 80 | 33 | 7 |
2208 | I just tweeted that asteroids were fake news. | 1.3917 | 0.05712 | 120 | 82 | 29 | 9 |
2209 | We had a meteoric rise. Nothing can stop us now. | 1.3917 | 0.05712 | 120 | 82 | 29 | 9 |
2210 | Been around long enough to know extinction is relative. | 1.3917 | 0.05461 | 120 | 80 | 33 | 7 |
2211 | Your job is secure unless, of course, a meteor strikes. | 1.3917 | 0.05833 | 120 | 83 | 27 | 10 |
2212 | A new era, Ted: something most of our species would die for. | 1.3917 | 0.05833 | 120 | 83 | 27 | 10 |
2213 | Reclassified as a temp position I'm afraid. | 1.3917 | 0.05588 | 120 | 81 | 31 | 8 |
2214 | We're especially proud of our company motto -- 'The world is ours forever.' | 1.3917 | 0.05952 | 120 | 84 | 25 | 11 |
2215 | I guess I shouldn't've wished for my boss to die | 1.3917 | 0.06069 | 120 | 85 | 23 | 12 |
2216 | All of a sudden, every alligator in town is selling their stock - you guys must know something I don't! | 1.3917 | 0.05952 | 120 | 84 | 25 | 11 |
2217 | Give us a call if you don't hear from us in a week. | 1.3917 | 0.05712 | 120 | 82 | 29 | 9 |
2218 | Your first paycheck will be direct deposited in your account in 2 weeks. Health benefits start in 60 days | 1.3902 | 0.05730 | 123 | 85 | 28 | 10 |
2219 | This is my final offer before I get burned! | 1.3902 | 0.05244 | 123 | 86 | 28 | 9 |
2220 | Love your report here, Bob, you’re really going places. | 1.3902 | 0.05370 | 123 | 82 | 34 | 7 |
2221 | It seems like we’ll be working remotely for the foreseeable future | 1.3902 | 0.05492 | 123 | 83 | 32 | 8 |
2222 | Invest now, it'll be the best decision you ever made.. | 1.3902 | 0.06069 | 123 | 88 | 22 | 13 |
2223 | Yes, there are studies and science. But I have to see it to believe it. You know, nothing gets past me | 1.3902 | 0.05370 | 123 | 82 | 34 | 7 |
2224 | The resume looks great! Where do you see yourself in five thousand years? | 1.3902 | 0.06069 | 123 | 88 | 22 | 13 |
2225 | Do you have any short-term opportunities? | 1.3902 | 0.05845 | 123 | 86 | 26 | 11 |
2226 | And just think how grateful your kids will be that you assured them a bright future. | 1.3902 | 0.05116 | 123 | 80 | 38 | 5 |
2227 | It's just a comet | 1.3902 | 0.06069 | 123 | 88 | 22 | 13 |
2228 | this could be the beginning of your meteoric rise. | 1.3902 | 0.05958 | 123 | 87 | 24 | 12 |
2229 | Monday’s right? | 1.3902 | 0.05612 | 123 | 84 | 30 | 9 |
2230 | Well, at least now you can file for unemployment! | 1.3902 | 0.02974 | 123 | 92 | 24 | 7 |
2231 | Go lighter on the red meat and you’re gonna stick around for a long time. | 1.3902 | 0.05116 | 123 | 80 | 38 | 5 |
2232 | Listen, Rex. We’re at the top of our game and you want out. What do you know that I don’t? | 1.3902 | 0.05730 | 123 | 85 | 28 | 10 |
2233 | Your Life Insurance Policy is all done, and all you have left to do is sign right here. | 1.3902 | 0.05845 | 123 | 86 | 26 | 11 |
2234 | Where do you think you’ll be in ten years? | 1.3902 | 0.05958 | 123 | 87 | 24 | 12 |
2235 | Relax! This isn't my first rodeo..." | 1.3902 | 0.04709 | 123 | 87 | 28 | 8 |
2236 | So, which will it be? I haven't got all day. | 1.3902 | 0.05492 | 123 | 83 | 32 | 8 |
2237 | And don't forget the long-term care benefit we provide to our top execs and their families. | 1.3902 | 0.05492 | 123 | 83 | 32 | 8 |
2238 | Why yes we do have a force majeure clause. Why do you ask? | 1.3902 | 0.05730 | 123 | 85 | 28 | 10 |
2239 | Congratulations! You have a great future here. | 1.3902 | 0.05370 | 123 | 82 | 34 | 7 |
2240 | Don’t worry. Trump doesn’t wear a mask either. | 1.3902 | 0.06178 | 123 | 89 | 20 | 14 |
2241 | Sign up and we will set the world on fire. | 1.3902 | 0.05730 | 123 | 85 | 28 | 10 |
2242 | You're investing everything in oil futures? | 1.3902 | 0.05244 | 123 | 81 | 36 | 6 |
2243 | We'll preserve your DNA in amber so you can be revived by a reckless entrepreneur someday. | 1.3902 | 0.05958 | 123 | 87 | 24 | 12 |
2244 | You have twenty one days to review and sign. Unless you want your money immediately. | 1.3902 | 0.05370 | 123 | 82 | 34 | 7 |
2245 | Where do you see yourself in, oh, 66 million years? | 1.3902 | 0.05612 | 123 | 84 | 30 | 9 |
2246 | Stop looking so glum. Our future never looked brighter. | 1.3902 | 0.05492 | 123 | 83 | 32 | 8 |
2247 | Sorry, but your model is based on the worst case scenario" | 1.3902 | 0.05730 | 123 | 85 | 28 | 10 |
2248 | Change of plan. Invest in oil. | 1.3902 | 0.05116 | 123 | 80 | 38 | 5 |
2249 | If it so happens, it's covered under standard homeowners insurance. | 1.3902 | 0.05244 | 123 | 81 | 36 | 6 |
2250 | We can offer you a temporary position. | 1.3902 | 0.05612 | 123 | 84 | 30 | 9 |
2251 | Well, I’m still going to need you to get that report to me by 5pm. | 1.3902 | 0.05370 | 123 | 82 | 34 | 7 |
2252 | No, your insurance doesn't cover asteroids. Why do you ask? | 1.3902 | 0.05492 | 123 | 83 | 32 | 8 |
2253 | We're on top ... what could go wrong? | 1.3902 | 0.05958 | 123 | 87 | 24 | 12 |
2254 | Life expectancy here is actually going up | 1.3898 | 0.05713 | 118 | 82 | 25 | 10 |
2255 | Execs like Jim are going the way of the dodo - this is OUR time! | 1.3898 | 0.05520 | 118 | 79 | 32 | 7 |
2256 | my job?! over my dead body. | 1.3898 | 0.06022 | 118 | 83 | 24 | 11 |
2257 | as I was telling you an asteroid insurance is a little bit expensive but it's worth it | 1.3898 | 0.05901 | 118 | 82 | 26 | 10 |
2258 | I saw it coming | 1.3898 | 0.06022 | 118 | 83 | 24 | 11 |
2259 | Your 401k is performing well. | 1.3898 | 0.05251 | 118 | 77 | 36 | 5 |
2260 | Hey, Gary, Do you have plans for lunch? | 1.3898 | 0.05650 | 118 | 80 | 30 | 8 |
2261 | We’re gonna Nuke the thing. We have the best Nukes | 1.3898 | 0.05520 | 118 | 79 | 32 | 7 |
2262 | It's once in a lifetime opportunity, think about it | 1.3898 | 0.05777 | 118 | 81 | 28 | 9 |
2263 | It’s like they say, when you’re given a seat on a rocket ship, you don’t ask which seat. You just get on. | 1.3898 | 0.05520 | 118 | 79 | 32 | 7 |
2264 | I promise you. This deal will go down in history. | 1.3898 | 0.06022 | 118 | 83 | 24 | 11 |
2265 | One of my notable skills is predicting the future. | 1.3898 | 0.06141 | 118 | 84 | 22 | 12 |
2266 | Did I mention that we offer great health insurance benefits? | 1.3898 | 0.05111 | 118 | 76 | 38 | 4 |
2267 | Well no, your insurance won’t cover interruption of business caused by meteorites, but what are the odds of that happening? | 1.3898 | 0.06022 | 118 | 83 | 24 | 11 |
2268 | I'm actually looking for something more short term | 1.3898 | 0.05777 | 118 | 81 | 28 | 9 |
2269 | Your paper on clean energy is going to change the world | 1.3898 | 0.05650 | 118 | 80 | 30 | 8 |
2270 | Would you consider yourself as a resilient person? | 1.3898 | 0.05520 | 118 | 79 | 32 | 7 |
2271 | meteor than WHAT? | 1.3898 | 0.05901 | 118 | 82 | 26 | 10 |
2272 | Asteroids? Nothing to worry about. Fake news. | 1.3898 | 0.05650 | 118 | 85 | 22 | 11 |
2273 | so much for meteorless Monday | 1.3898 | 0.05387 | 118 | 78 | 34 | 6 |
2274 | So tell me, how do you fare in a high-risk environment? | 1.3898 | 0.05251 | 118 | 87 | 20 | 11 |
2275 | We disinfected everything before you came in. We have taken every precaution | 1.3898 | 0.05777 | 118 | 81 | 28 | 9 |
2276 | I guarantee your life will change. | 1.3898 | 0.05901 | 118 | 82 | 26 | 10 |
2277 | Here at Dinosaur Life we pride ourselves on protecting your family from even those one in a million risks. | 1.3898 | 0.05251 | 118 | 77 | 36 | 5 |
2278 | Is long-term planning one of your strengths? | 1.3898 | 0.05650 | 118 | 80 | 30 | 8 |
2279 | Of course, in these troubling times you may have to work from home. | 1.3898 | 0.05320 | 118 | 80 | 31 | 7 |
2280 | Your Transfer Request was approved and your timing couldn't be better. | 1.3898 | 0.05520 | 118 | 79 | 32 | 7 |
2281 | Y’know, Harry, these financial projections can wait. Wanna go have lunch at the La Brea Diner? | 1.3898 | 0.06141 | 118 | 84 | 22 | 12 |
2282 | We're expecting explosive growth this quarter. | 1.3898 | 0.05520 | 118 | 79 | 32 | 7 |
2283 | ...and this policy pays double in case of death by accident. | 1.3898 | 0.05520 | 118 | 79 | 32 | 7 |
2284 | Our retirement plan is second to none. | 1.3898 | 0.05320 | 118 | 85 | 23 | 10 |
2285 | Trust me, the second wave will be a cinch. | 1.3898 | 0.05713 | 118 | 83 | 25 | 10 |
2286 | I always reject the comet coverage. | 1.3898 | 0.05650 | 118 | 80 | 30 | 8 |
2287 | My advice? Don't invest in tarpits. | 1.3898 | 0.06258 | 118 | 85 | 20 | 13 |
2288 | So as you can see, our quarterly earnings are about to plummet | 1.3898 | 0.05387 | 118 | 78 | 34 | 6 |
2289 | Hindsight is for mammals. We dinosaurs are all about the future! | 1.3898 | 0.05777 | 118 | 81 | 28 | 9 |
2290 | I see a meteoric rise in your future. | 1.3898 | 0.06022 | 118 | 83 | 24 | 11 |
2291 | How would you say you handle the unexpected? | 1.3898 | 0.05251 | 118 | 77 | 36 | 5 |
2292 | Well, it’s the end of the world, and I just wanted to fire an employee one last time. | 1.3898 | 0.05650 | 118 | 80 | 30 | 8 |
2293 | You had me there for a second but I know you're bluffing. | 1.3898 | 0.05650 | 118 | 80 | 30 | 8 |
2294 | The Five-fifteen to New Rochelle, why? | 1.3898 | 0.05520 | 118 | 79 | 32 | 7 |
2295 | Your amphibious skills are impressive, but we need tall, rangy and herbivorous. | 1.3898 | 0.05650 | 118 | 80 | 30 | 8 |
2296 | Trust me! It's fake news! | 1.3898 | 0.05650 | 118 | 80 | 30 | 8 |
2297 | I'm pleased to inform you that your small business loan application has been approved! | 1.3898 | 0.05777 | 118 | 81 | 28 | 9 |
2298 | Seriously though, where do you see yourself in five years? | 1.3898 | 0.05520 | 118 | 79 | 32 | 7 |
2299 | Someday, this’will all be yours! | 1.3898 | 0.05520 | 118 | 79 | 32 | 7 |
2300 | So how are things? | 1.3898 | 0.05777 | 118 | 81 | 28 | 9 |
2301 | You're qualified and we have no doubt you can do the job, but we have to hire a monkey. | 1.3898 | 0.06141 | 118 | 84 | 22 | 12 |
2302 | Suddenly, the chance to make millions didn’t seem to mean so much... | 1.3898 | 0.05901 | 118 | 82 | 26 | 10 |
2303 | Let's be frank here, it's not like the world is going to end tomorrow if this doesn't work out. | 1.3898 | 0.05650 | 118 | 80 | 30 | 8 |
2304 | This is a once in a lifetime deal. | 1.3898 | 0.05520 | 118 | 79 | 32 | 7 |
2305 | These warnings about an asteroid hitting Earth are a hoax! | 1.3898 | 0.05650 | 118 | 80 | 30 | 8 |
2306 | Your policy covers you for all disasters except what we like to call “acts of God”. Almost never happen. Trust me. | 1.3898 | 0.05520 | 118 | 79 | 32 | 7 |
2307 | If we were in danger my tail would've popped off by now. | 1.3898 | 0.05777 | 118 | 81 | 28 | 9 |
2308 | You're killing it this month... You're one cold-blooded predator! | 1.3898 | 0.05901 | 118 | 82 | 26 | 10 |
2309 | We’re going all in for solar energy! | 1.3898 | 0.05520 | 118 | 79 | 32 | 7 |
2310 | After this deal, our future is secure. | 1.3898 | 0.06141 | 118 | 84 | 22 | 12 |
2311 | No, you listen to me Mr so-called expert. I'm taking hydroxychloroquine so I'm gonna be fine no matter what happens. | 1.3884 | 0.05794 | 121 | 84 | 27 | 10 |
2312 | Quite frankly, this life insurance plan will give you more bang for your buck. | 1.3884 | 0.04676 | 121 | 88 | 24 | 9 |
2313 | We've just axed half of the Plant Maintenance Department - those chumps will never see it coming. | 1.3884 | 0.05166 | 121 | 89 | 21 | 11 |
2314 | Actually, we cut the NSC asteroid preparedness program, but if we ever need 'em we can get them very quickly. | 1.3884 | 0.06140 | 121 | 87 | 21 | 13 |
2315 | Great! I think this umbrella policy has got you covered! | 1.3884 | 0.05912 | 121 | 85 | 25 | 11 |
2316 | We're really looking for a someone who can evolve with the company while keeping a finger on forecast trends. | 1.3884 | 0.05912 | 121 | 85 | 25 | 11 |
2317 | It's the best Term Life Policy we offer. | 1.3884 | 0.05426 | 121 | 81 | 33 | 7 |
2318 | The situation seems to be evolving rapidly. | 1.3884 | 0.05794 | 121 | 84 | 27 | 10 |
2319 | Come on, I don't have all day. | 1.3884 | 0.05551 | 121 | 82 | 31 | 8 |
2320 | The good news is you're the new CEO. The bad news is we're about to go extinct. | 1.3884 | 0.05912 | 121 | 85 | 25 | 11 |
2321 | Your policy covers everything imaginable—wildfires, floods, rock slides, crazed woolly mammoths—everything! | 1.3884 | 0.05794 | 121 | 84 | 27 | 10 |
2322 | We want someone for the long haul. Where do you see yourself in 65 million years? | 1.3884 | 0.05674 | 121 | 83 | 29 | 9 |
2323 | Imagine that! They had a Department of Astrophysical Threats! I got rid of them and their telescopes. We can always set up one, when necessary. | 1.3884 | 0.06361 | 121 | 89 | 17 | 15 |
2324 | On the bright side, the curve is flattening, on the... | 1.3884 | 0.05297 | 121 | 85 | 27 | 9 |
2325 | No urgency at all. Why do you ask? | 1.3884 | 0.06027 | 121 | 86 | 23 | 12 |
2326 | Science is clear. My hemmorhoids are way more dangerous than any asteroids. | 1.3884 | 0.05912 | 121 | 85 | 25 | 11 |
2327 | Of course there are the usual exclusions in your insurance policy: war, act of god, meteors... | 1.3884 | 0.05794 | 121 | 84 | 27 | 10 |
2328 | It's a lifetime contract. | 1.3884 | 0.05912 | 121 | 85 | 25 | 11 |
2329 | I'm not afraid. How many dinos have died from giant meteors so far? | 1.3884 | 0.06027 | 121 | 86 | 23 | 12 |
2330 | Well, ready to go? | 1.3884 | 0.05794 | 121 | 84 | 27 | 10 |
2331 | Look, you're a reptile with a long lifespan. Invest for the future. | 1.3884 | 0.05794 | 121 | 84 | 27 | 10 |
2332 | Your rate will never go up, although you must pay into the plan for two years before the benefits kick in. | 1.3884 | 0.05426 | 121 | 81 | 33 | 7 |
2333 | Many predict a bear market but I, personally, wouldn't put stock in mammals amounting to much. | 1.3884 | 0.05551 | 121 | 82 | 31 | 8 |
2334 | Call me an optimist, but I've got a strong feeling our future is going to be really bright! | 1.3884 | 0.05551 | 121 | 82 | 31 | 8 |
2335 | Extinction Clause?" Why do you ask | 1.3884 | 0.05912 | 121 | 85 | 25 | 11 |
2336 | Alright, enough chit chat. Let's talk insurance. | 1.3884 | 0.05551 | 121 | 82 | 31 | 8 |
2337 | Let's try that new golf course near the volcano. | 1.3884 | 0.05551 | 121 | 87 | 23 | 11 |
2338 | It's brilliant. What could go wrong? | 1.3884 | 0.05426 | 121 | 81 | 33 | 7 |
2339 | So what’s your five year plan? | 1.3879 | 0.05305 | 116 | 76 | 35 | 5 |
2340 | So! Where do you see yourself 5 years from now? | 1.3879 | 0.06094 | 116 | 82 | 23 | 11 |
2341 | You really need to be putting more into your 401k | 1.3879 | 0.05580 | 116 | 78 | 31 | 7 |
2342 | Your proposal looks great, Jim. You've really mitigated all potential issues. | 1.3879 | 0.05713 | 116 | 79 | 29 | 8 |
2343 | We think you have a bright future ahead of you. | 1.3879 | 0.05162 | 116 | 75 | 37 | 4 |
2344 | Well Bob, with this asteroid downturn there has never been better time to invest. | 1.3879 | 0.05970 | 116 | 81 | 25 | 10 |
2345 | It’s got nothing to do with luck. Success in business is all about identifying windows of opportunity. | 1.3879 | 0.05843 | 116 | 80 | 27 | 9 |
2346 | Sign here for the health insurance and this is for the workers comp for the death and dismemberment for your beneficiary. Welcome aboard. | 1.3879 | 0.05513 | 116 | 80 | 28 | 8 |
2347 | This is a once in a lifetime opportunity, Bill... | 1.3879 | 0.05713 | 116 | 79 | 29 | 8 |
2348 | I predict your meteoric rise to fame if you accept this job with us. | 1.3879 | 0.05580 | 116 | 78 | 31 | 7 |
2349 | I just graduated and this feels like the opportunity of a lifetime. | 1.3879 | 0.05713 | 116 | 79 | 29 | 8 |
2350 | Well, I am happy to say: your full coverage life insurance has just been approved » | 1.3879 | 0.05580 | 116 | 78 | 31 | 7 |
2351 | My Parallel Universe | 1.3879 | 0.04019 | 116 | 83 | 27 | 6 |
2352 | We’ve really appreciated your strong work these past few years. Only three more months until your stock options vest! | 1.3879 | 0.05305 | 116 | 76 | 35 | 5 |
2353 | The world's not gonna end if we commit some tax fraud Jerry | 1.3879 | 0.05843 | 116 | 80 | 27 | 9 |
2354 | Let’s talk about Long Term Care Insurance | 1.3879 | 0.05580 | 116 | 78 | 31 | 7 |
2355 | It’s OK. I’m already fully aware that we’re nearing the end. | 1.3879 | 0.05843 | 116 | 80 | 27 | 9 |
2356 | Are you sure you don’t want to buy the flood insurance? | 1.3879 | 0.05843 | 116 | 80 | 27 | 9 |
2357 | I don't know...someday it will be like a miracle and this will all go away. . | 1.3879 | 0.06568 | 116 | 86 | 15 | 15 |
2358 | 'Sign here and here... Get ready for a meteoric rise..' | 1.3879 | 0.05580 | 116 | 78 | 31 | 7 |
2359 | This is the best life insurance available. Trust me. | 1.3879 | 0.05580 | 116 | 78 | 31 | 7 |
2360 | Trust me, Rex . It will be just matter of seconds after we drop this hot stuff..Boom! Our names will be in the history! | 1.3879 | 0.05713 | 116 | 79 | 29 | 8 |
2361 | Elections in November, what’s our strategy for winning another term? | 1.3879 | 0.05843 | 116 | 80 | 27 | 9 |
2362 | Larry, we're going over this quarter's numbers, stop telling me to turn around | 1.3879 | 0.05444 | 116 | 77 | 33 | 6 |
2363 | With our fixed rate mortgage your loan will be paid off in 30 years | 1.3879 | 0.03728 | 116 | 84 | 26 | 6 |
2364 | Barry, would it be the end of the world if you just submitted your work before the deadline for once? | 1.3879 | 0.05843 | 116 | 80 | 27 | 9 |
2365 | What would you say your biggest weakness is?” “Asteroids | 1.3879 | 0.05843 | 116 | 80 | 27 | 9 |
2366 | I’m sorry. We’re cutting costs. Corporate is predicting a drop in our numbers. | 1.3879 | 0.04706 | 116 | 82 | 27 | 7 |
2367 | Buck up Robinson! You’ve got your whole life in front of you! | 1.3879 | 0.05580 | 116 | 78 | 31 | 7 |
2368 | you’ve got a bright future here son | 1.3879 | 0.05970 | 116 | 81 | 25 | 10 |
2369 | So you’re saying the meteor projections tested positively, toward the negative? | 1.3879 | 0.05713 | 116 | 79 | 29 | 8 |
2370 | You'll enjoy it here. The views are to die for. | 1.3879 | 0.05970 | 116 | 81 | 25 | 10 |
2371 | My greatest strength is probably my ability to handle with worst case scenarios." | 1.3879 | 0.05014 | 116 | 79 | 31 | 6 |
2372 | Yes, Wallace, but there's your mistake. Only after it strikes the Earth's surface is it called a 'meteorite.' | 1.3879 | 0.05843 | 116 | 80 | 27 | 9 |
2373 | Relax, it may not be a great deal but its not the end of the world. | 1.3879 | 0.05970 | 116 | 81 | 25 | 10 |
2374 | The presentation was great. I'm just uncertain of the future cash flows. | 1.3879 | 0.05305 | 116 | 76 | 35 | 5 |
2375 | It’s just a criticism, it’s not the end of the world. You need to have a thicker skin. | 1.3879 | 0.05713 | 116 | 79 | 29 | 8 |
2376 | How fast did you say you can type? | 1.3879 | 0.05843 | 116 | 80 | 27 | 9 |
2377 | Our plans guarantee that we will rule the world forever! | 1.3879 | 0.05843 | 116 | 80 | 27 | 9 |
2378 | Hang on—I have to take this. | 1.3879 | 0.05444 | 116 | 77 | 33 | 6 |
2379 | Uh oh I think we’re going to lose WiFi. | 1.3879 | 0.05843 | 116 | 80 | 27 | 9 |
2380 | I love it! This apocalypse novel is so now! | 1.3879 | 0.05580 | 116 | 78 | 31 | 7 |
2381 | It's a deal that will go down in history | 1.3879 | 0.05713 | 116 | 79 | 29 | 8 |
2382 | We'll be starting a new era.... | 1.3879 | 0.05444 | 116 | 77 | 33 | 6 |
2383 | I am more of a meteor half-full kind of dinosaur. | 1.3879 | 0.05305 | 116 | 76 | 35 | 5 |
2384 | It's like I always said, as long as the economy and the stock market's doing well, I'm a cinch to get re-elected. | 1.3879 | 0.05843 | 116 | 80 | 27 | 9 |
2385 | Last question - Where do you see yourself in 10 years? | 1.3879 | 0.05843 | 116 | 80 | 27 | 9 |
2386 | Once the dust settles from this merger, our competition will be extinct. | 1.3879 | 0.05843 | 116 | 80 | 27 | 9 |
2387 | Don't worry, we still have a few minutes left! | 1.3879 | 0.05970 | 116 | 81 | 25 | 10 |
2388 | Give me one good reason why you shouldn't sign | 1.3879 | 0.05843 | 116 | 80 | 27 | 9 |
2389 | Sign this or I drain the swamp. | 1.3879 | 0.05647 | 116 | 81 | 26 | 9 |
2390 | Trust me. This is your last job. | 1.3879 | 0.05970 | 116 | 81 | 25 | 10 |
2391 | Issue a press release that we've got it under control. We'll be down to zero in no time. | 1.3879 | 0.05970 | 116 | 81 | 25 | 10 |
2392 | Can you start today? We’re dying over here. | 1.3879 | 0.05843 | 116 | 80 | 27 | 9 |
2393 | My advice? Sign the deal before it ends. | 1.3879 | 0.05305 | 116 | 76 | 35 | 5 |
2394 | Twenty percent reduction for prompt payment. | 1.3879 | 0.05444 | 116 | 77 | 33 | 6 |
2395 | Acts of God are not included. | 1.3879 | 0.05305 | 116 | 76 | 35 | 5 |
2396 | Asteroid, shmasteroid, it's all fake news | 1.3879 | 0.05713 | 116 | 79 | 29 | 8 |
2397 | Great! When can you start? | 1.3879 | 0.05580 | 116 | 78 | 31 | 7 |
2398 | So, how do you imagine your career ten years from now? | 1.3879 | 0.05970 | 116 | 81 | 25 | 10 |
2399 | You sign first | 1.3879 | 0.05970 | 116 | 81 | 25 | 10 |
2400 | Asteroid? That's fake news. | 1.3879 | 0.05843 | 116 | 80 | 27 | 9 |
2401 | Oh sure, you can trust me. Nothing bad will happen!! | 1.3879 | 0.04544 | 116 | 81 | 29 | 6 |
2402 | This is the best deal you're going to get, but frankly if you don't take it it's not the end of the world. | 1.3879 | 0.05778 | 116 | 82 | 24 | 10 |
2403 | We gotta act fast, Ed, before Trump destroys the universe! | 1.3879 | 0.05713 | 116 | 79 | 29 | 8 |
2404 | Yes, the force majeure clause would nullify the contract in the event of extinction, but I'm quite sure you have nothing to worry about. | 1.3879 | 0.05444 | 116 | 77 | 33 | 6 |
2405 | Our love will never be extinct. | 1.3879 | 0.04626 | 116 | 79 | 32 | 5 |
2406 | ... and you get a lifetime guarantee! | 1.3879 | 0.06094 | 116 | 82 | 23 | 11 |
2407 | Thank you for applying for our very brief internship. | 1.3879 | 0.05580 | 116 | 78 | 31 | 7 |
2408 | You’ll want to sign this quickly. I’m in a bit of a rush. | 1.3879 | 0.05713 | 116 | 79 | 29 | 8 |
2409 | Your work as of late has been excellent. I foresee a meteoric rise in your future. | 1.3879 | 0.05843 | 116 | 80 | 27 | 9 |
2410 | You're covered for everything except an extinction level event! | 1.3879 | 0.06216 | 116 | 83 | 21 | 12 |
2411 | It’s just a standard extinction clause... | 1.3879 | 0.05970 | 116 | 81 | 25 | 10 |
2412 | It’s just a contract. Not like it’s the end of the world. | 1.3879 | 0.06094 | 116 | 82 | 23 | 11 |
2413 | I see no reason why DinoCorp can't dominate the market for another 300 million years, easy. | 1.3879 | 0.05305 | 116 | 76 | 35 | 5 |
2414 | Last year the flu killed more people than the meteor. I'm going to the beach. | 1.3879 | 0.05843 | 116 | 80 | 27 | 9 |
2415 | What are the odds? | 1.3879 | 0.06094 | 116 | 82 | 23 | 11 |
2416 | You have a bright future. When would you like to start? | 1.3879 | 0.06094 | 116 | 82 | 23 | 11 |
2417 | Look--we're just going in a different direction. Its not the end of the world. | 1.3879 | 0.05970 | 116 | 81 | 25 | 10 |
2418 | Your investment in oil today was wise, Sir. | 1.3879 | 0.05843 | 116 | 80 | 27 | 9 |
2419 | Oh screw it! Before we both get creamed by this meteorite I’d like to break protocol and say you really are a very attractive female dragon. I may be in human relations but I’m not dead! | 1.3879 | 0.06094 | 116 | 82 | 23 | 11 |
2420 | This policy covers everything except extinction from a meteor strike. | 1.3879 | 0.06094 | 116 | 82 | 23 | 11 |
2421 | This offer will go up in flames in just a minute. | 1.3879 | 0.06216 | 116 | 83 | 21 | 12 |
2422 | This is a great idea, we are about to be on fire! | 1.3879 | 0.05305 | 116 | 76 | 35 | 5 |
2423 | Read your report about this imminent meteor strike, Fred. Better call overhead supply to stock up on toilet paper. | 1.3879 | 0.06216 | 116 | 83 | 21 | 12 |
2424 | The number of followers you have will influence our hiring decision | 1.3879 | 0.05843 | 116 | 80 | 27 | 9 |
2425 | We're looking for someone to fill my position after my extinction. | 1.3879 | 0.05444 | 116 | 77 | 33 | 6 |
2426 | As your financial planner, I assure you you are covered against all forms of risk | 1.3879 | 0.05444 | 116 | 77 | 33 | 6 |
2427 | We've never invoked it, but here is the insured peril clause. | 1.3879 | 0.05713 | 116 | 79 | 29 | 8 |
2428 | It's a good thing that I'm finalizing my will. | 1.3879 | 0.05970 | 116 | 81 | 25 | 10 |
2429 | We should really get this paper work done before we go extinct | 1.3879 | 0.05713 | 116 | 79 | 29 | 8 |
2430 | I'm not going to let some liberal "asteroid" hoax stop me from doing business. | 1.3879 | 0.05444 | 116 | 77 | 33 | 6 |
2431 | I don't know, Harry. Does the world really need another self-help book right now? | 1.3879 | 0.05444 | 116 | 77 | 33 | 6 |
2432 | Welcome aboard, and remember that the key to success is to make yourself irreplaceable. | 1.3879 | 0.05843 | 116 | 80 | 27 | 9 |
2433 | 65 million years from now we’ll still be the dominant earth species!” | 1.3879 | 0.05444 | 116 | 77 | 33 | 6 |
2434 | This great offer won’t be on the table for long. | 1.3879 | 0.05580 | 116 | 78 | 31 | 7 |
2435 | Don't worry about the extinction clause, you're at more risk just crossing the street. | 1.3879 | 0.05580 | 116 | 78 | 31 | 7 |
2436 | And here's the best part: We set it up so that it will not come within a million miles of us! | 1.3879 | 0.05843 | 116 | 80 | 27 | 9 |
2437 | Spare me your conspiracy theories son, things have been done this way for the last 66 million years and it worked out just fine | 1.3866 | 0.05980 | 119 | 84 | 24 | 11 |
2438 | Do you mind if we smoke? | 1.3866 | 0.05483 | 119 | 80 | 32 | 7 |
2439 | weird mural | 1.3866 | 0.06214 | 119 | 86 | 20 | 13 |
2440 | So... how many of us is getting terminated? | 1.3866 | 0.05980 | 119 | 84 | 24 | 11 |
2441 | Oh, never mind that hoax... we’ve got to keep the economy growing! | 1.3866 | 0.05737 | 119 | 84 | 25 | 10 |
2442 | You’re not a dinosaur, right? | 1.3866 | 0.04864 | 119 | 83 | 29 | 7 |
2443 | Our company will be doing business way into the next decade | 1.3866 | 0.05980 | 119 | 84 | 24 | 11 |
2444 | Hate to be a know-it-all but remember how I warned everyone the virus was going to be BAD? | 1.3866 | 0.05352 | 119 | 79 | 34 | 6 |
2445 | There is no better time to sign for a life insurance, I promise | 1.3866 | 0.04864 | 119 | 83 | 29 | 7 |
2446 | Sorry Bob, but we are letting you go. | 1.3866 | 0.05980 | 119 | 84 | 24 | 11 |
2447 | Would you be willing to work through holidays, weekends and Cretaceous-Tertiary extinction events? | 1.3866 | 0.05737 | 119 | 82 | 28 | 9 |
2448 | We pride ourselves on our benefit package, especially our catastrophic insurance. | 1.3866 | 0.05737 | 119 | 82 | 28 | 9 |
2449 | Looks like by April, you know, in theory, when it gets a little warmer, it miraculously goes away. | 1.3866 | 0.05860 | 119 | 88 | 18 | 13 |
2450 | Sign on the dotted line and you're covered for life. | 1.3866 | 0.05483 | 119 | 80 | 32 | 7 |
2451 | I know a Monday deadline is optimistic, but it's not like the world is ending. | 1.3866 | 0.05612 | 119 | 81 | 30 | 8 |
2452 | As of tomorrow, you will have full benefits and life insurance. | 1.3866 | 0.05612 | 119 | 81 | 30 | 8 |
2453 | Trust me a deal like this only comes along maybe once every 250 million years. | 1.3866 | 0.06439 | 119 | 88 | 16 | 15 |
2454 | Were you looking for the primordial or the post-apocalyptic rate on that? | 1.3866 | 0.05980 | 119 | 84 | 24 | 11 |
2455 | We offer a competitive life insurance package." | 1.3866 | 0.04562 | 119 | 86 | 25 | 8 |
2456 | And this clause offers protection from acts of Godzilla. | 1.3866 | 0.05860 | 119 | 83 | 26 | 10 |
2457 | I've been here forever. Nothing can ever make me leave this job. | 1.3866 | 0.05483 | 119 | 80 | 32 | 7 |
2458 | So tell me: Where do you see yourself in five seconds? | 1.3866 | 0.05980 | 119 | 84 | 24 | 11 |
2459 | Would you consider yourself at risk for injury, disease, or meteor strike? | 1.3866 | 0.05737 | 119 | 82 | 28 | 9 |
2460 | You meant extension, not extinction" | 1.3866 | 0.05612 | 119 | 81 | 30 | 8 |
2461 | I'm pleased to say, you are applying for this position at a most opportune time. | 1.3866 | 0.05352 | 119 | 79 | 34 | 6 |
2462 | Sign here! it's fireball damage insurance. | 1.3866 | 0.05352 | 119 | 85 | 27 | 7 |
2463 | Sign right here. Your bright future with us is just on the horizon. | 1.3866 | 0.05352 | 119 | 79 | 34 | 6 |
2464 | But all insurance policies exclude natural disasters. | 1.3866 | 0.05737 | 119 | 82 | 28 | 9 |
2465 | It's nothing. A tiny fireball. We'll be back to business as usual in two, three weeks tops. | 1.3866 | 0.05217 | 119 | 78 | 36 | 5 |
2466 | The asteroid crisis is finally over! | 1.3866 | 0.05483 | 119 | 80 | 32 | 7 |
2467 | ''So tell me! Where do you see yourself in ten years" | 1.3866 | 0.05612 | 119 | 81 | 30 | 8 |
2468 | We rule the world. What possibly could go wrong. | 1.3866 | 0.05612 | 119 | 81 | 30 | 8 |
2469 | Your future depends on the decision you'll make today. Nothing will have a greater impact. | 1.3866 | 0.05860 | 119 | 83 | 26 | 10 |
2470 | I have a feeling that your future here will be brighter than you can imagine | 1.3846 | 0.05802 | 117 | 81 | 27 | 9 |
2471 | I sense you’ll have quite the meteoric rise with this company! | 1.3846 | 0.05928 | 117 | 82 | 25 | 10 |
2472 | Tell me more about your interest in fossils | 1.3846 | 0.05802 | 117 | 81 | 27 | 9 |
2473 | Well I must say your references were positively beaming, old sport. Here's to your meteoric rise at The Institute for Irony. | 1.3846 | 0.05928 | 117 | 82 | 25 | 10 |
2474 | At least we won’t have to come into the office tomorrow | 1.3846 | 0.06051 | 117 | 83 | 23 | 11 |
2475 | Let’s sign the paperwork and then we can talk about mass extinction, m’kay? | 1.3846 | 0.05802 | 117 | 81 | 27 | 9 |
2476 | Just one more signature and we’re done! | 1.3846 | 0.05802 | 117 | 81 | 27 | 9 |
2477 | Call me old fashioned but this crisis management unit seems unnecessary to me. | 1.3846 | 0.05674 | 117 | 80 | 29 | 8 |
2478 | Define, if you will, "in perpetuity". | 1.3846 | 0.06172 | 117 | 84 | 21 | 12 |
2479 | Now that the humans are gone, we have to figure out how to read and write. | 1.3846 | 0.05802 | 117 | 81 | 27 | 9 |
2480 | We have short-term policies as well. | 1.3846 | 0.05802 | 117 | 81 | 27 | 9 |
2481 | All those years of hard work, deferred compensation, and complete dedication has finally paid off; the corner office is yours. | 1.3846 | 0.05674 | 117 | 80 | 29 | 8 |
2482 | Mostly the same boring stuff; rarely anything exciting. | 1.3846 | 0.05674 | 117 | 80 | 29 | 8 |
2483 | Your scientific analysis says we face extinction? What a hoax! | 1.3846 | 0.05408 | 117 | 83 | 25 | 9 |
2484 | This contract is ironclad until the world ends. | 1.3846 | 0.05674 | 117 | 80 | 29 | 8 |
2485 | We think your extinction theory is too far-fetched. | 1.3846 | 0.05674 | 117 | 80 | 29 | 8 |
2486 | Just stay with me for a moment on this. | 1.3846 | 0.05543 | 117 | 79 | 31 | 7 |
2487 | That force majeure clause is just boilerplate. | 1.3846 | 0.05674 | 117 | 80 | 29 | 8 |
2488 | It comes with a lifetime guarantee. | 1.3846 | 0.06290 | 117 | 85 | 19 | 13 |
2489 | Where would you like to be in three years? | 1.3846 | 0.06172 | 117 | 84 | 21 | 12 |
2490 | I'm not sure why you desired a short term lease. | 1.3846 | 0.05802 | 117 | 81 | 27 | 9 |
2491 | Of course, your high life expectancy is reflected in the premium. | 1.3846 | 0.05928 | 117 | 82 | 25 | 10 |
2492 | Today's assignment is rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic. | 1.3846 | 0.05802 | 117 | 81 | 27 | 9 |
2493 | Don't believe that asteroid hoax the herbivores are spewing. | 1.3846 | 0.05674 | 117 | 80 | 29 | 8 |
2494 | Great. Now, do you have any questions for me? | 1.3846 | 0.03998 | 117 | 84 | 27 | 6 |
2495 | And paragraph 17 guarantees you royalties, in perpetuity. | 1.3846 | 0.05674 | 117 | 80 | 29 | 8 |
2496 | Can you explain this employment gap in Cretaceous Period? | 1.3846 | 0.05928 | 117 | 82 | 25 | 10 |
2497 | And this study shows we won't run out of fossil fuels before the next fifty years! | 1.3846 | 0.05408 | 117 | 78 | 33 | 6 |
2498 | May God strike me dead if I am doing you wrong! | 1.3846 | 0.05802 | 117 | 81 | 27 | 9 |
2499 | Tomorrow I head off for my first vacation in five years! | 1.3846 | 0.05674 | 117 | 80 | 29 | 8 |
2500 | Don't worry - this non-disclosure contract is only valid for the next million years. | 1.3846 | 0.05674 | 117 | 80 | 29 | 8 |
2501 | Can you start Monday? I feel like big things are about to happen for us. | 1.3846 | 0.05408 | 117 | 78 | 33 | 6 |
2502 | Facts are for loosers. That's how I won this office. | 1.3846 | 0.06051 | 117 | 83 | 23 | 11 |
2503 | He plans to hire us to clean the swamp. May a comet strike me if I lie. | 1.3846 | 0.06172 | 117 | 84 | 21 | 12 |
2504 | So tell me, where do you see yourself five years from now? | 1.3846 | 0.05270 | 117 | 77 | 35 | 5 |
2505 | The deal is done Jim, starting next week I get to see my family and enjoy life again. All those late nights, it was all worth it! | 1.3846 | 0.05408 | 117 | 78 | 33 | 6 |
2506 | Extinction!!! Ha! You've been listening to too much fake news | 1.3826 | 0.05998 | 115 | 81 | 24 | 10 |
2507 | So tell me about your emergency management skills... | 1.3826 | 0.05324 | 115 | 76 | 34 | 5 |
2508 | we loved your resumé, but I have to remind you, it’s just a short-term contract | 1.3826 | 0.05869 | 115 | 80 | 26 | 9 |
2509 | Yes sir, I promise you this is a once in a lifetime opportunity! | 1.3826 | 0.05869 | 115 | 80 | 26 | 9 |
2510 | Oh c’mon, reptiles will rule the Earth for eternity | 1.3826 | 0.05998 | 115 | 81 | 24 | 10 |
2511 | We're a start up, yes, with a promising future and a great retirement plan. | 1.3826 | 0.05324 | 115 | 76 | 34 | 5 |
2512 | We invest in the future. And the future is OIL! | 1.3826 | 0.05604 | 115 | 78 | 30 | 7 |
2513 | 'Contingency Task Force'. I like the sound of that! | 1.3826 | 0.05998 | 115 | 81 | 24 | 10 |
2514 | I'm sure you're aware of the pay scales | 1.3814 | 0.05235 | 118 | 78 | 35 | 5 |
2515 | I got a great deal for you--you get rights in perpetuity. | 1.3814 | 0.05699 | 118 | 84 | 24 | 10 |
2516 | And of course no premiums are payable during an extinction. | 1.3814 | 0.05762 | 118 | 82 | 27 | 9 |
2517 | Don't worry, Dino. Climate change is just a hoax. | 1.3814 | 0.06008 | 118 | 84 | 23 | 11 |
2518 | You are aware this is a temporary position, right? | 1.3805 | 0.05525 | 113 | 76 | 31 | 6 |
2519 | I’m telling you, Dan, this new product will have a major impact on our bottom line. | 1.3805 | 0.04839 | 113 | 79 | 28 | 6 |
2520 | « Provide an example of when you were persistent in the face of obstacles » | 1.3805 | 0.04839 | 113 | 79 | 28 | 6 |
2521 | Certaintly, I see a lot of potential in this one. | 1.3805 | 0.05525 | 113 | 76 | 31 | 6 |
2522 | It’s only a will, not the end of the world. | 1.3805 | 0.05380 | 113 | 75 | 33 | 5 |
2523 | You'll be in charge of Human Resources. | 1.3805 | 0.05666 | 113 | 77 | 29 | 7 |
2524 | Congratulations, you're hired. | 1.3805 | 0.05231 | 113 | 74 | 35 | 4 |
2525 | Sometimes just a new viewpoint can make a big difference. | 1.3805 | 0.06005 | 113 | 82 | 20 | 11 |
2526 | You're hired, but at this point, what difference does it make? | 1.3805 | 0.05525 | 113 | 76 | 31 | 6 |
2527 | Let's move onto the most pressing issue right now...the budget. | 1.3805 | 0.05666 | 113 | 77 | 29 | 7 |
2528 | Lucky we kept all the PPE in a safe place where no one can access it | 1.3805 | 0.05666 | 113 | 77 | 29 | 7 |
2529 | So tell me what your 5 year plan is. | 1.3796 | 0.05692 | 108 | 73 | 29 | 6 |
2530 | What we are really worried about right now is the stock market. | 1.3796 | 0.05767 | 108 | 76 | 24 | 8 |
2531 | Actually, I believe the word you are looking for is “meteorite”. | 1.3796 | 0.06407 | 108 | 78 | 19 | 11 |
2532 | Short of an asteroid hitting earth, your new insurance policy covers absolutely everything | 1.3796 | 0.05537 | 108 | 72 | 31 | 5 |
2533 | I have a really good feeling about our fourth quarter numbers. | 1.3796 | 0.06270 | 108 | 77 | 21 | 10 |
2534 | This deal is a testament to your meteoric success. | 1.3793 | 0.05565 | 116 | 79 | 30 | 7 |
2535 | 0h that, it will just disappear, it will be like a miracle | 1.3784 | 0.06010 | 111 | 78 | 24 | 9 |
2536 | The wife was trying to convince me again that Covid19 wiped out the humans. I keep telling her pandemics are a myth. | 1.3784 | 0.05438 | 111 | 74 | 32 | 5 |
2537 | I would hire you, but I feel you are hiding something. We won't you look me in the eye? | 1.3784 | 0.06010 | 111 | 78 | 24 | 9 |
2538 | My insurance company? Why do you ask? | 1.3784 | 0.05587 | 111 | 75 | 30 | 6 |
2539 | If you really think I’m gonna fall for the old ‘meteor about to hit you in back of head’ gag then you must take me for an idiot, so just sign it over already. | 1.3784 | 0.05731 | 111 | 76 | 28 | 7 |
2540 | This job really comes down to the survival of the fittest. | 1.3784 | 0.05731 | 111 | 76 | 28 | 7 |
2541 | We’re finally back in the office and now this?! | 1.3784 | 0.05873 | 111 | 77 | 26 | 8 |
2542 | Isn’t it so great to be back in the office? Ya know, I always knew we had nothing to worry about. | 1.3784 | 0.06010 | 111 | 78 | 24 | 9 |
2543 | I can really see you having a future here with us | 1.3784 | 0.05873 | 111 | 77 | 26 | 8 |
2544 | I really think we need to stop eating wild animals and consider going vegan | 1.3784 | 0.06010 | 111 | 78 | 24 | 9 |
2545 | I don’t even know what could be worse than this pandemic | 1.3784 | 0.05587 | 111 | 75 | 30 | 6 |
2546 | Where did you read about this asteroid thing? Man, I’m done with fake news | 1.3784 | 0.05731 | 111 | 76 | 28 | 7 |
2547 | Extinction? Fake news! | 1.3784 | 0.05873 | 111 | 77 | 26 | 8 |
2548 | I see Great things happening to the economy soon. very great things. Some not soo great but some very great. @freejuansolo #2020 #covid_19 #usa | 1.3784 | 0.06010 | 111 | 78 | 24 | 9 |
2549 | By the way, you look great, Liz. What skin cream are you using? | 1.3784 | 0.05873 | 111 | 77 | 26 | 8 |
2550 | Why are you humming that Alanis Morissette song? | 1.3784 | 0.06145 | 111 | 79 | 22 | 10 |
2551 | Look... you’ve gotta protect your family. What if you got hit in the head with a meteor while walking home? This umbrella policy will protect you. | 1.3784 | 0.06145 | 111 | 79 | 22 | 10 |
2552 | I'd like to congratulate you on your first day of retirement! | 1.3784 | 0.05731 | 111 | 76 | 28 | 7 |
2553 | Nothing can stop this company’s IPO. | 1.3784 | 0.06406 | 111 | 81 | 18 | 12 |
2554 | And with this new plant we will be finally getting ourselves out of the fossil fuel industry once and for all... | 1.3784 | 0.06010 | 111 | 78 | 24 | 9 |
2555 | One day these traditional in-person interviews will be extinct | 1.3784 | 0.06010 | 111 | 78 | 24 | 9 |
2556 | Yes, you'll also get a museum. | 1.3784 | 0.05438 | 111 | 74 | 32 | 5 |
2557 | You're lucky to get a permanent contract in this economy. | 1.3784 | 0.06010 | 111 | 78 | 24 | 9 |
2558 | I should be honest: It's temp work. | 1.3784 | 0.05587 | 111 | 75 | 30 | 6 |
2559 | Just stay calm. It will go away. It won't harm us in a million years. | 1.3784 | 0.06010 | 111 | 78 | 24 | 9 |
2560 | The Jurassic was fairly profitable for us, but the Cretaceous is going to blow it away! | 1.3784 | 0.05731 | 111 | 76 | 28 | 7 |
2561 | Don’t look at short term market swings, it’s the long term that counts. | 1.3784 | 0.06145 | 111 | 79 | 22 | 10 |
2562 | In any case, the bottom line is that life is short. You never know what might hit you. Just sign here. | 1.3784 | 0.05731 | 111 | 76 | 28 | 7 |
2563 | This one's going to be a giant hit. I promise you. | 1.3784 | 0.06277 | 111 | 80 | 20 | 11 |
2564 | As the boss, I can't get fired. | 1.3784 | 0.05873 | 111 | 77 | 26 | 8 |
2565 | I heard that meteor fireballs killed our ancestors. Hope it doesn't happen again. | 1.3784 | 0.05873 | 111 | 77 | 26 | 8 |
2566 | Future’s so bright, oughta wear shades! | 1.3784 | 0.05873 | 111 | 77 | 26 | 8 |
2567 | Great news! They're gonna name a wing in the museum after you. | 1.3784 | 0.05731 | 111 | 76 | 28 | 7 |
2568 | Term, or whole life? | 1.3784 | 0.05731 | 111 | 76 | 28 | 7 |
2569 | Here at Mesozoic Life, we see the bigger picture... | 1.3784 | 0.05731 | 111 | 76 | 28 | 7 |
2570 | Astrology rocks! Can you tell me more about my long and prosperous life? | 1.3784 | 0.06010 | 111 | 78 | 24 | 9 |
2571 | Relax, forget the extinction rumors . | 1.3784 | 0.05873 | 111 | 77 | 26 | 8 |
2572 | Luckily, it should hit the building next to us. | 1.3784 | 0.06010 | 111 | 78 | 24 | 9 |
2573 | Twice in the history of the planet! That’s a kajillion to one! | 1.3784 | 0.05873 | 111 | 77 | 26 | 8 |
2574 | From your resume, I see you have a very bright future. | 1.3784 | 0.05731 | 111 | 76 | 28 | 7 |
2575 | Can you tell me about your experience in the Mesozoic era? | 1.3784 | 0.06277 | 111 | 80 | 20 | 11 |
2576 | If we can get through the pandemic, we should be fine. | 1.3784 | 0.05731 | 111 | 76 | 28 | 7 |
2577 | Of course past performance is no indication of future prospects. | 1.3784 | 0.05873 | 111 | 77 | 26 | 8 |
2578 | So, where do you see yourself in 150-200 million years? | 1.3784 | 0.05873 | 111 | 77 | 26 | 8 |
2579 | Look Fred, I know it may not seem like it now, but it's not the end of the world... | 1.3784 | 0.05731 | 111 | 76 | 28 | 7 |
2580 | Floods, Fire, Eaten by a Carnivore, all covered, but not meteors. Why? | 1.3784 | 0.06010 | 111 | 78 | 24 | 9 |
2581 | Recent developments suggest you have over-saved for retirement | 1.3784 | 0.06010 | 111 | 78 | 24 | 9 |
2582 | The glass is meteor proof. Those who don't learn from history are doomed to repeat it. | 1.3784 | 0.06010 | 111 | 78 | 24 | 9 |
2583 | It says here you're really good at working under pressure | 1.3784 | 0.05873 | 111 | 77 | 26 | 8 |
2584 | This bond is disaster-proof! | 1.3784 | 0.06010 | 111 | 78 | 24 | 9 |
2585 | Our policy covers 500-year earthquakes and floods. | 1.3782 | 0.05722 | 119 | 83 | 27 | 9 |
2586 | It's OK. Sign this and you'll see, it's not the end of the world. | 1.3782 | 0.05468 | 119 | 81 | 31 | 7 |
2587 | 'The deal is set. You and I are going to make QUITE the impact!: | 1.3782 | 0.05846 | 119 | 84 | 25 | 10 |
2588 | Not to worry... Dinosaur Inc. isn’t going anywhere for a long time. | 1.3772 | 0.05896 | 114 | 80 | 25 | 9 |
2589 | Gil, I'm sorry it's come to this, but it appears the end is near. | 1.3772 | 0.05626 | 114 | 78 | 29 | 7 |
2590 | Good News! Your mortgage has been approved. | 1.3772 | 0.05896 | 114 | 80 | 25 | 9 |
2591 | I’m just not sure you’d survive here. | 1.3761 | 0.05341 | 109 | 72 | 33 | 4 |
2592 | It was at that moment when Eugene realized he submitted his underground bunker application too late | 1.3761 | 0.06222 | 109 | 78 | 21 | 10 |
2593 | Asteroids? Oh, well we don’t use that word here. Here, we call them brightly lit stars | 1.3761 | 0.05798 | 109 | 75 | 27 | 7 |
2594 | On the positive side, you get to keep the house in the Hamptons.. | 1.3761 | 0.06084 | 109 | 77 | 23 | 9 |
2595 | Trust me, in the future it will be all about oil. | 1.3761 | 0.05798 | 109 | 75 | 27 | 7 |
2596 | I'm afraid, you can't terminate your employment contract without serving the period of notice. Check the notice clause here. | 1.3761 | 0.06084 | 109 | 77 | 23 | 9 |
2597 | So, how well do you perform under the pressure of a searing ball of fire coming at you ? We sure need that last bit of profit ! | 1.3761 | 0.05498 | 109 | 73 | 31 | 5 |
2598 | Sure, Mr. Zeller, our quarter earnings aren’t as high as we hoped - but it certainly is not the end of the world. | 1.3761 | 0.05650 | 109 | 74 | 29 | 6 |
2599 | Suppose that we hit the body with a tremendous, (whether it's ultraviolet or just very powerful) light. Supposing you brought the light inside the body, which you can do either through the skin or in some other way. | 1.3761 | 0.06357 | 109 | 79 | 19 | 11 |
2600 | Would you say you perform well under pressure? | 1.3761 | 0.05943 | 109 | 76 | 25 | 8 |
2601 | Did I leave the stove on? | 1.3761 | 0.05013 | 109 | 75 | 29 | 5 |
2602 | I wouldn’t be surprised if you sat in my seat a few years from now | 1.3761 | 0.04661 | 109 | 78 | 25 | 6 |
2603 | I’d sit on these options until Q4 if you can, finance says we’re having another banner year. | 1.3761 | 0.05943 | 109 | 76 | 25 | 8 |
2604 | Extinction level event? C'mon, Cassandra! We're dinosaurs! Nothing can hurt us. | 1.3761 | 0.06490 | 109 | 80 | 17 | 12 |
2605 | Can I interest you in whole life? | 1.3761 | 0.05650 | 109 | 74 | 29 | 6 |
2606 | Frankly, I don't believe all this crap about extinction. | 1.3761 | 0.05943 | 109 | 76 | 25 | 8 |
2607 | We are going to need an emergency contact. | 1.3761 | 0.06222 | 109 | 78 | 21 | 10 |
2608 | "They can be thankful a few of us experienced old guys are still around to offer some guidance. | 1.3761 | 0.05650 | 109 | 74 | 29 | 6 |
2609 | Wanna be on the ground floor when it all begins to happen? | 1.3761 | 0.05341 | 109 | 72 | 33 | 4 |
2610 | Congratulations! Your theme park loan application has been approved. | 1.3761 | 0.05498 | 109 | 73 | 31 | 5 |
2611 | Lyin' Lizard? Lyin' Lizard?? Trust me, I'm on the level. May an asteroid strike me down if I'm a 'Lyin' Lizard'. Now sign here... and here. | 1.3761 | 0.06357 | 109 | 79 | 19 | 11 |
2612 | It’s never too late to have a will. Quick sign here! | 1.3761 | 0.05650 | 109 | 74 | 29 | 6 |
2613 | Look kid, like I told Vinnie, go back to Florida. Their gonna be drainin' the swamp up here. | 1.3761 | 0.05943 | 109 | 76 | 25 | 8 |
2614 | In the complaint she writes you, “bobbed your head in exaggerated movements and puffed your bright orange dewlap” | 1.3761 | 0.06357 | 109 | 79 | 19 | 11 |
2615 | According to my shipping information, that comet I ordered should be here any minute. | 1.3761 | 0.05179 | 109 | 71 | 35 | 3 |
2616 | I've looked it over and will make my final decision today"..... | 1.3761 | 0.05798 | 109 | 75 | 27 | 7 |
2617 | Suddenly distracted, Dave loses interest in stock options. | 1.3750 | 0.06099 | 112 | 80 | 22 | 10 |
2618 | Sure, but we also cover dental. | 1.3750 | 0.05690 | 112 | 77 | 28 | 7 |
2619 | We’re like Lehman Brothers. We’re indestructible. | 1.3750 | 0.06230 | 112 | 81 | 20 | 11 |
2620 | Here’s the plan: We kick out all the mammals, give massive tax breaks to the T-Rex’s, tweet loads of distracting dino doo-doo, and rule forever and ever. | 1.3750 | 0.05547 | 112 | 76 | 30 | 6 |
2621 | Well, it’s a good script, but it won’t set the world on fire. | 1.3750 | 0.05830 | 112 | 78 | 26 | 8 |
2622 | The Reptile Brain is an excellent source of new material in Hollywood Entertainment. Barring unforeseen circumstances, here's the paperwork for a 6 picture deal." | 1.3750 | 0.04933 | 112 | 82 | 22 | 8 |
2623 | In two weeks everyone will know your name | 1.3750 | 0.05690 | 112 | 77 | 28 | 7 |
2624 | Our stock price is at an all-time high! Our future is bright. | 1.3750 | 0.05966 | 112 | 79 | 24 | 9 |
2625 | A deal this good is as rare as an asteroid strike. | 1.3750 | 0.05830 | 112 | 78 | 26 | 8 |
2626 | Soon you’ll come tell me ‘There’s too much winning, I’m tired of winning.’ | 1.3750 | 0.05830 | 112 | 78 | 26 | 8 |
2627 | I wouldn't pay any attention to those astronomer predictions. | 1.3750 | 0.05547 | 112 | 76 | 30 | 6 |
2628 | No, I don’t think that the Dinosaur Extinction Policy is a waste of money. | 1.3727 | 0.04894 | 110 | 78 | 26 | 6 |
2629 | Sign here. Quickly, please. | 1.3727 | 0.05609 | 110 | 75 | 29 | 6 |
2630 | ' I need this completed by tomorrow else you're fired! ' | 1.3727 | 0.05756 | 110 | 76 | 27 | 7 |
2631 | You're right, things do look brighter from this side of the desk | 1.3727 | 0.05609 | 110 | 75 | 29 | 6 |
2632 | We’ll go ahead and hire you... we’re a bit desperate at the moment. | 1.3727 | 0.04721 | 110 | 77 | 28 | 5 |
2633 | I'd only hire you, if a flaming ball of meteor hit me right now | 1.3727 | 0.05609 | 110 | 75 | 29 | 6 |
2634 | So you’re hoping to make some adjustments to your life insurance policy? | 1.3727 | 0.06038 | 110 | 78 | 23 | 9 |
2635 | Unless a meteor falls over us, we are safe. | 1.3727 | 0.05458 | 110 | 74 | 31 | 5 |
2636 | As your advisor, I’d recommend a growth stock with an annual dividend yield of 4% or 5%. Listen, you’re only 40, and this is one of the best long-term investments possible. | 1.3727 | 0.05458 | 110 | 74 | 31 | 5 |
2637 | the stock valuation is looking great in the reptilian division! | 1.3727 | 0.04894 | 110 | 83 | 18 | 9 |
2638 | I’ll finish these up tomorrow. | 1.3727 | 0.06175 | 110 | 79 | 21 | 10 |
2639 | Don’t believe what you’re seeing. What you see is “fake news”. Believe what I’m saying and what I’m saying is that you’ve got a real future here. | 1.3727 | 0.06175 | 110 | 79 | 21 | 10 |
2640 | Let’s hope 2020 goes out with a bang. | 1.3727 | 0.05756 | 110 | 76 | 27 | 7 |
2641 | Our pension plan is a top benefit | 1.3727 | 0.05458 | 110 | 74 | 31 | 5 |
2642 | So, you have been eager to file this complaint and all of a sudden you just want to drop it? | 1.3727 | 0.05609 | 110 | 80 | 21 | 9 |
2643 | And, last question, where do you see yourself in five years? | 1.3727 | 0.05609 | 110 | 75 | 29 | 6 |
2644 | This offer is for today only. | 1.3727 | 0.05609 | 110 | 75 | 29 | 6 |
2645 | Take your time, we’ll be here. | 1.3727 | 0.05609 | 110 | 75 | 29 | 6 |
2646 | This deal can't be penetrated. | 1.3727 | 0.05899 | 110 | 77 | 25 | 8 |
2647 | So,how are you fitting it? And where do you see yourself by this time next year? | 1.3727 | 0.06038 | 110 | 78 | 23 | 9 |
2648 | Remember, this offer is for a limited time. | 1.3727 | 0.05756 | 110 | 76 | 27 | 7 |
2649 | Only something out of the blue would kill this deal. | 1.3727 | 0.05899 | 110 | 77 | 25 | 8 |
2650 | Simpson,I think you have a very bright future with this company. Welcome aboard. | 1.3727 | 0.05381 | 110 | 76 | 28 | 6 |
2651 | Mesozoic Life has been here for millennia! What have you got to lose? | 1.3727 | 0.05899 | 110 | 77 | 25 | 8 |
2652 | Pretending it's a hoax helps my ratings! | 1.3727 | 0.05756 | 110 | 76 | 27 | 7 |
2653 | Do we need a force majeure clause? | 1.3727 | 0.05899 | 110 | 77 | 25 | 8 |
2654 | Sorry, we are only looking for long-term, commitments. | 1.3727 |