Contest #711


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711

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “All his pitches have been inside.”
  2. “Seriously, you wouldn’t believe my seats.”
  3. “I have to hang up. I’m on deck.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2020-05-24T17:55:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2020-06-14T18:13:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2020-06-01T18:03:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued June 8 & 15, 2020
Number of captions 7650
Number of responses 1053338
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Yes, it's a home game. Of course it's a home game. Everything's a fricking home game. 2.3176 0.00582 15014 2262 5749 7003
1 I'm really looking forward to the away games. 2.1376 0.01219 3591 745 1607 1239
2 3rd month, nobody out. 2.1241 0.00976 6327 1562 2418 2347
3 Well the catcher is wearing a mask but everyone else is just staying six feet apart 2.0821 0.00638 13701 3345 5904 4452
4 I hope to God they find a cure before football season. 2.0751 0.00702 12324 3355 4707 4262
5 The bases are loaded and, frankly, so am I 2.0568 0.00721 12070 3506 4388 4176
6 They’re all high and inside. 2.0462 0.00760 11632 3701 3715 4216
7 Look, it got them to put on pants 2.0387 0.00720 11332 3154 4601 3577
8 When they said MLB would be back in our living rooms, I had no idea. 2.0330 0.00932 6694 1841 2791 2062
9 Yes... I'd like to cancel my live sports package. 2.0266 0.01399 3193 956 1196 1041
10 I’m sure working from home IS nice when you’re married to a chef, Janet. 2.0190 0.01419 3051 909 1175 967
11 It’s like “Field of Dreams” without the field or the dreams.” 1.9857 0.00929 7071 2223 2732 2116
12 Yes, he surprised me with a diamond, all right. 1.9832 0.00971 6319 1935 2555 1829
13 Bottom of the 427th, I think. 1.9690 0.01440 3033 1002 1123 908
14 No mother, he has not gotten to first base. 1.9645 0.01045 5632 1835 2162 1635
15 We're just having game night. What about you? 1.9505 0.00862 7621 2383 3244 1994
16 I'm not so sure about being safe at home. 1.9480 0.01096 4712 1463 2031 1218
17 I'm praying for a no-hitter. 1.9446 0.00906 7028 2279 2877 1872
18 I'd like to order four hot dogs, 2 boxes of Cracker Jack and 2 sheets of drywall. 1.9433 0.00973 6441 2172 2469 1800
19 It’s fine honey, we’re wearing masks and gloves. 1.9153 0.01229 3707 1208 1605 894
20 I’m safe at home. How are you? 1.9147 0.00741 10447 3518 4317 2612
21 The last time I got to third base on this sofa, the Pirates were in the World Series. 1.9120 0.00892 7929 2902 2831 2196
22 Turns out they also come if you don't build it. 1.8997 0.00961 6831 2558 2410 1863
23 It’s just like being at the ballpark. We even booed the President during the national anthem! 1.8921 0.01064 5617 2155 1927 1535
24 No, it really does feel like I'm at the ballpark, ignoring the game, and talking to you on my phone. 1.8897 0.00972 5811 1998 2475 1338
25 Depends on what you mean by safe at home. 1.8699 0.00903 6872 2471 2841 1560
26 Trust me, it’s not the bases that are loaded. 1.8580 0.01497 2619 981 1029 609
27 The bases are empty. We're loaded. 1.8578 0.01051 5571 2195 1984 1392
28 The away games are in the garage. 1.8522 0.01719 2064 804 761 499
29 I'd wish I had been quarantined with a chef 1.8490 0.00966 6431 2520 2374 1537
30 Okay. Tell grandma to start getting loose in the bullpen. 1.8463 0.01161 4515 1774 1661 1080
31 I have to hang up. I'm on deck. 1.8434 0.00905 7160 2771 2749 1640
32 Three strikes and you still can't go out 1.8430 0.02467 1013 404 364 245
33 Can I call you back? It's the bottom of the ninth. 1.8423 0.01163 4197 1575 1709 913
34 Janet, you'll never believe the seats I have for this game. 1.8414 0.01223 3790 1422 1547 821
35 Well, I asked him to pitch in around the house, but he brushed off my signal and threw me a curve. 1.8382 0.01631 2207 855 854 498
36 Hang on, the cat is stealing 2nd. 1.8302 0.02573 907 362 337 208
37 No, I think the real problem will be hockey season. 1.8240 0.01065 4937 1918 1980 1039
38 I'm sorry, but my husband can't come to the phone right now. He's in the kitchen playing center field. 1.8235 0.02410 997 392 389 216
39 No, but i am worried about horse racing season 1.8222 0.01395 3138 1287 1122 729
40 Yes, I said I wish I was high and outside. 1.8198 0.01284 3795 1603 1278 914
41 I'm not worried, he can't hit and a walk will put him in the front closet. 1.8179 0.01193 4145 1683 1540 922
42 Hold on Cheryl, I think the hot dog guy is at the door. 1.8165 0.01312 3232 1249 1327 656
43 Still no score. Top of the 189th. 1.8101 0.01123 4913 2118 1627 1168
44 Harold's dream came true. He's pitching the home opener. 1.8081 0.01253 3512 1384 1424 704
45 I'm the scorekeeper, the beer vendor and third base. 1.8035 0.01259 3587 1441 1410 736
46 He says he's trying to flatten the curve. 1.7937 0.01150 4323 1781 1656 886
47 Seriously, you wouldn’t believe my seats. 1.7921 0.01088 4565 1857 1820 888
48 No, I’m not just playing third base, I am third base. 1.7897 0.01186 3756 1498 1561 697
49 Yes, he’s working from home too. Why do you ask? 1.7874 0.00965 5927 2437 2328 1162
50 I’ve been through all 67 pages of the covid rules. The hardest one was telling them they can’t spit. 1.7783 0.01696 2007 851 750 406
51 It could have been worse. Cheryl’s husband is an equestrian. 1.7747 0.01186 4048 1719 1525 804
52 All his pitches have been inside. 1.7693 0.01234 3659 1554 1401 704
53 ...I'm talking to Dr. Fauci and he said "Grabbing your crotch is okay." 1.7624 0.01496 2832 1316 874 642
54 These days they’re all home games 1.7602 0.01671 1860 759 788 313
55 I’ll have to call you back. It’s the bottom of the 9th and the cat is on deck 1.7520 0.01107 4794 2156 1673 965
56 Yes, Ted, he's hard at work--in fact, he's pitching a client right now. 1.7519 0.01192 3873 1665 1504 704
57 When I agreed he could have the boys here for a game, I thought he meant poker. 1.7512 0.02040 1282 541 519 222
58 It’s not the same without the rest of the crowd, but the beer’s cheaper and no line at the restroom. 1.7502 0.01381 2762 1171 1115 476
59 I was going to make cookies, but Amazon delivered the wrong batter. 1.7486 0.01778 1925 888 633 404
60 How should I know who's on first? I don't even know what day it is anymore. 1.7409 0.02974 660 300 231 129
61 I signed up for ‘relief pitcher’ thinking there’d be margaritas... 1.7352 0.02307 1084 494 383 207
62 Oh, nothing much, just watching the game. 1.7248 0.01389 2769 1230 1073 466
63 I’m actually thinking of giving him the videogame console back. 1.7209 0.01456 2512 1122 971 419
64 It’s actually even more boring than on TV. 1.7196 0.01452 2764 1311 921 532
65 I think the pitcher is Purelling the ball, is that legal? 1.7154 0.01539 2266 1030 854 382
66 This takes high and inside to a whole new level 1.7146 0.02141 1230 572 437 221
67 I thought I missed baseball, but I actually miss him watching baseball. 1.7139 0.02315 1010 459 381 170
68 Trust me, the bases aren't the only thing loaded around here. 1.7135 0.01491 2415 1106 900 409
69 I don't care if you tested positive, I'm coming over. 1.7125 0.01762 1969 966 603 400
70 Can I call you back? I’m in the middle of a game. 1.7081 0.01259 3409 1564 1276 569
71 He's 3 and 2 with the cat on deck. 1.7045 0.02816 704 331 250 123
72 No, but they did quit spitting. 1.7011 0.03460 455 212 167 76
73 One out? I want them ALL out! 1.6969 0.01630 2214 1088 709 417
74 Sure I’ll recap...Who has toilet paper is on first, what day it is on second, I don’t know how to make sourdough starter on third. 1.6942 0.01898 1658 826 513 319
75 It's the bottom of the ninth and two windows are out 1.6923 0.01589 2265 1103 756 406
76 Yes, Mom--the boys are six feet apart, and the catcher is wearing a mask. 1.6878 0.01607 2050 962 766 322
77 “I’d let them play outside but only the catcher has a mask “ 1.6821 0.01475 2340 1098 893 349
78 At least it's not hunting season. 1.6808 0.01623 2187 1095 697 395
79 Bunt...PLEASE BUNT! 1.6750 0.01660 1923 923 702 298
80 Hi Linda, I was wondering whether we could upgrade our home insurance plan? 1.6744 0.01910 1428 680 533 215
81 The wife. In the family room. With a baseball bat. 1.6742 0.02372 1111 587 299 225
82 It's actually not that bad — aside from the spitting. 1.6737 0.01507 2311 1114 840 357
83 Of course I want them to stop... but our best hitter is up and we're down by two runs. 1.6735 0.01869 1510 725 553 232
84 I'd be less annoyed if the catcher wasn't the only one wearing a mask. 1.6723 0.01684 1718 792 697 229
85 I'm waiting for the 7th inning stretch so I can vacuum the field. 1.6709 0.01862 1480 708 553 219
86 Well, I'm hoping for a no hitter! 1.6623 0.01925 1359 649 520 190
87 I hope there’s a vaccine before football season 1.6621 0.01760 1740 862 604 274
88 Next pandemic I plan to be married to a book editor. 1.6601 0.01750 1821 932 580 309
89 I think the cat is stealing signs. 1.6593 0.01816 1755 916 524 315
90 I know, Mom, but at some point it went from fantasy to full-on delusion. 1.6583 0.01817 1703 869 547 287
91 The worst part is that they’re charging me $10 for each beer I already had in the fridge. 1.6561 0.01690 1954 1004 621 329
92 I just wish they'd quit spitting. 1.6554 0.01591 2220 1140 706 374
93 So we agree - I trade you all three for two jumbo paper towels and a player to be named later 1.6554 0.03004 592 295 206 91
94 Not now. I'm on deck. 1.6523 0.01759 1625 789 612 224
95 No, it’s a home game. 1.6522 0.01644 1975 990 682 303
96 Do you deliver? Great, I would like a hot dog and a beer please! 1.6473 0.01660 1965 1003 653 309
97 Hold on, I have to make another call. 1.6472 0.02786 669 333 239 97
98 The virus has been over for six years? 1.6414 0.02051 1319 692 410 217
99 I never miss a home game. 1.6412 0.01726 1742 879 610 253
100 Well, as Yogi said ‘If the world were perfect, it wouldn’t be. 1.6366 0.02331 1010 527 323 160
101 No, I’m not stuck at home. I’m stuck on third. 1.6362 0.01757 1652 831 591 230
102 I’m not sure about the the bases, but we are all loaded 1.6343 0.01941 1444 753 466 225
103 Don't worry mom, no one has gotten to third base. 1.6263 0.01900 1496 795 468 233
104 I miss leaving early. 1.6253 0.02509 814 418 283 113
105 Well, the homeschooling isn't going so well, but we've nailed the extracurriculars. 1.6241 0.02118 1136 583 397 156
106 Bottom of the ninth, this pitch will decide who does the dishes 1.6229 0.02485 830 428 287 115
107 Oh, I'm not worried...he couldn't hit water if he fell out of a boat. 1.6208 0.02566 828 442 258 128
108 Just watching the game. You? 1.6177 0.01966 1308 676 456 176
109 It was so much better when I was able to change the channel. 1.6155 0.02795 632 324 227 81
110 It was either this, or let him keep talking about his sourdough starter. 1.6150 0.02095 1257 689 366 202
111 Hi Roger, do you think we will be out of quarantine by football season? Yeah? No reason just checking 1.6145 0.02015 1271 667 427 177
112 This is why we can’t have nice things. 1.6117 0.02935 649 356 189 104
113 No, not cleaning. I said spring training. You? 1.6080 0.02257 949 488 345 116
114 #97253 on list of things which are not as stupid as injecting disinfectants. 1.6072 0.02334 1054 593 283 178
115 No, nothing new here.....just about to order some new lamps, vases, maybe a window or two. 1.6066 0.02137 1144 612 370 162
116 I obviously misunderstood when they said they needed a home base. 1.6056 0.02096 1136 603 381 152
117 I didn’t build it, they just came. 1.6051 0.02481 818 431 279 108
118 Bottom of the 9th and it's Covid-19, sanity 0. 1.6049 0.02213 1106 614 319 173
119 Just another Tuesday. Saturday is bowling night when things really happen. 1.6028 0.02315 919 481 322 116
120 I suppose you’re right, Steve is lucky — not everyone can work from home. 1.5996 0.02142 1034 535 378 121
121 Home games have taken on a whole new meaning this season 1.5958 0.02270 945 498 331 116
122 Yes, we're taking precautions - he's not throwing spitballs. 1.5951 0.02244 988 534 323 131
123 Yeah, great seats. Third base line. 1.5932 0.02263 976 523 327 126
124 Yes, yes, I’m sure. I can be in the office as soon as it’s open. 1.5930 0.02335 919 493 307 119
125 Hello, I’d like to place an order for some peanuts and crackerjacks. 1.5919 0.02336 958 528 294 136
126 This gives home games a whole new meaning 1.5887 0.02362 924 506 292 126
127 I got us amazing seats. 1.5883 0.02408 906 501 277 128
128 It's still boring... 1.5867 0.02477 888 501 253 134
129 Helen, I've gotta go. It's the the bottom of the ninth, score's tied, I'm on third, and here comes the three-two pitch. 1.5859 0.02404 896 494 279 123
130 I guess you could call it a home game. 1.5856 0.03034 514 272 183 59
131 Yes, that's right. Please deliver some peanuts and crackerjacks to apt. 404. 1.5839 0.02420 858 468 279 111
132 Yes, safe at home. 1.5824 0.02353 843 461 279 103
133 He sounds wonderful, Diane, but right now I'm playing the field. 1.5814 0.02696 688 376 224 88
134 No, he's not home yet. 1.5806 0.02476 825 464 247 114
135 You know, the winning caption always comes out of left field. 1.5797 0.02580 816 465 229 122
136 So... you said that all of this was caused by a bat, right? 1.5791 0.02589 796 450 231 115
137 Hold on, Sally. It looks like I might get to third base for the first time in twenty years. 1.5785 0.03749 344 186 117 41
138 Honestly? I'm just so happy to be able to see some live sports. 1.5782 0.02370 806 424 298 84
139 Can you clarify the infield fly rule for a venue with a ten-foot ceiling? 1.5782 0.02497 806 449 250 107
140 Janet? This is Donna in 6C. Is your Billy a lefty? 1.5745 0.02593 785 445 229 111
141 I have to go Mom, I'm doing play by play. 1.5737 0.02480 760 411 263 86
142 Oh right, yes, sorry the Yankees vs. Mariners is Apt 4-b 1.5714 0.02658 756 433 214 109
143 Well, yeah, but they warned us sports would look different when it came back 1.5690 0.02958 522 280 187 55
144 Hold on, Barbara––I have to do the wave. 1.5652 0.02680 690 386 218 86
145 Hold on—our Airbnb host is calling for some reason. 1.5640 0.02791 672 386 193 93
146 Well, the score is at one broken window and a dead cat 1.5634 0.02718 639 351 216 72
147 What I approved was 'game night with the guys.' 1.5629 0.02683 684 383 217 84
148 I was all for father-son bonding, but spitting on the carpet is starting to get to me. 1.5614 0.02648 668 367 227 74
149 I can't say anything. He's got a no-hitter going. 1.5586 0.02718 648 361 212 75
150 Every hit is a home-run now 1.5586 0.02725 657 369 209 79
151 I'm gonna be late for the Zoom meeting. The game just went into extra innings. 1.5586 0.02763 657 376 196 85
152 God, it feels like I'm living in a New Yorker cartoon caption contest. 1.5580 0.02898 638 374 172 92
153 I'm gonna have to let you go. We've got runners in scoring position at the ottoman and china cabinet. 1.5569 0.02820 641 368 189 84
154 Oh he's still in a fantasy league, Elaine, it's just a very different fantasy. 1.5559 0.02764 617 343 205 69
155 I’m managing. How about you? 1.5557 0.02878 628 367 174 87
156 Well, last week he let me have my book club over. 1.5552 0.02853 634 367 182 85
157 OK, Sally, let me go, the cat has to use the pitchers mound again. 1.5515 0.02997 602 358 156 88
158 I was so worried when I overheard him telling his friends that he was a switch hitter 1.5503 0.02935 596 347 170 79
159 Hello? I’d like to report a hit and run. 1.5498 0.02934 582 343 161 78
160 Gotta go, Mom. I'm on deck. 1.5496 0.02851 595 338 187 70
161 Life's been throwing me a lot of curve balls lately. 1.5495 0.02974 546 310 172 64
162 Settlement? Not a chance. You tell your client we're ready to play hardball. 1.5490 0.02893 561 315 184 62
163 I snagged great seats to the home opener. 1.5488 0.02904 594 343 176 75
164 Not another screwball, we’ve already got one in the White House! 1.5481 0.03172 582 361 123 98
165 he's not the only one striking out tonight 1.5475 0.02951 579 336 169 74
166 So far every pitch has been inside. 1.5475 0.02931 579 334 173 72
167 Hello? House that Ruth built, Ruth speaking. 1.5464 0.03732 377 223 102 52
168 Hi Dad, remember that Ming vase on the mantel? 1.5464 0.02930 582 337 172 73
169 Oh sorry Mom I was trying to dial the bullpen. 1.5456 0.03066 548 322 153 73
170 Yes, it feels like the real thing! I just paid $16 for a beer from my own fridge! 1.5455 0.03523 385 219 122 44
171 Hey! Pick up your New Yorker! I’m in a cartoon! 1.5452 0.03802 387 236 91 60
172 ...yes, we are homeschooling the kids... they're in PE right now 1.5451 0.02933 565 324 174 67
173 Not good. Only one is wearing a mask. 1.5448 0.02861 558 312 188 58
174 Yeah it's weird... I just went from spring cleaning to spring training 1.5442 0.03301 441 252 138 51
175 Well Tom Hanks was definitely wrong about one thing.....there IS crying in baseball! 1.5433 0.02965 543 310 171 62
176 No, no, no... I asked you to take me OUT to the ballgame. 1.5433 0.02919 543 306 179 58
177 No, even this close it’s really not that exciting 1.5430 0.03093 547 325 147 75
178 ...And I’ll tell ya, it’s almost as depressing as watching the Mets. 1.5393 0.03034 521 300 161 60
179 You know, there is nothing like the atmosphere of an at-home game 1.5392 0.03038 523 302 160 61
180 What do you mean you don't deliver peanuts? 1.5392 0.03041 536 313 157 66
181 Baseball is OK. It's the water polo that drives me crazy. 1.5371 0.03160 512 304 141 67
182 We're good. Twelve feet to the batter's box, and the catcher is wearing a mask. 1.5371 0.03012 512 292 165 55
183 Just called to touch base 1.5365 0.03159 520 311 139 70
184 It's the bottom of the 120th Inning 1.5354 0.03167 508 302 140 66
185 I’ve had enough of these innings - I need an outing. 1.5332 0.03038 512 296 159 57
186 Hurry over. I can’t do the wave by myself. 1.5328 0.03600 366 212 113 41
187 The AirBNB listing said no parties, it said nothing about playoffs. 1.5317 0.03086 504 294 152 58
188 Please, PLEASE, take me out to the ball game. Just. Take. Me. Out. 1.5311 0.03218 482 286 136 60
189 No, only one of them is wearing a mask. 1.5309 0.03034 486 276 162 48
190 I know Suzanne, I never thought I’d say this either, but I need them to bring back professional and college sporting events RIGHT NOW 1.5307 0.03236 473 280 135 58
191 Hello. I'd like to report a hit-and-run. 1.5303 0.03192 479 282 140 57
192 Joanne it’s fine, he gets the house in the divorce. 1.5302 0.03182 464 269 144 51
193 Maureen? Stephanie? Please come pick up your husbands from spring training. 1.5283 0.03047 477 271 160 46
194 You've got to come help me. Only one of them is wearing a mask and no one is keeping their distance. 1.5272 0.03618 349 201 112 36
195 I'm interested in lowering my Homeowner's Policy deductible. 1.5252 0.03249 457 270 134 53
196 WHO’s on first 1.5244 0.03636 328 186 112 30
197 He hasn't been this excited to get to third base since we started dating twenty years ago." 1.5243 0.03200 452 263 141 48
198 So it's the bottom of the ninth, two outs, and I'm, I Don't Know, third base. 1.5243 0.03276 452 268 131 53
199 Oh crap, he's up again … the bastard who took out my crystal chandelier. 1.5241 0.03342 456 281 113 62
200 Oh, they've been binging Ken Burns. They're up to the 1969 World Series. When they start on The Civil War I'm locking myself in the garden shed. 1.5238 0.03692 378 230 98 50
201 At least we know the home team will win. 1.5235 0.03242 447 262 136 49
202 I just can't handle all the spitting and spanking. 1.5234 0.03277 449 266 131 52
203 For an extra ten bucks a month, I got the home game package. 1.5230 0.03601 369 218 109 42
204 Hello? I'm calling to cancel the new ESPN live package 1.5225 0.03320 444 265 126 53
205 Well, the bases are six feet apart. 1.5223 0.03190 448 260 142 46
206 Watching the second half of a double-header. You? 1.5221 0.03836 339 204 93 42
207 Sorry, he's out. 1.5212 0.03216 449 263 138 48
208 I've seen better pitchers at a Tupperware party! 1.5209 0.03510 430 266 104 60
209 Do me a favor. When your delivery guy gets to my door, have him yell 'BEER HERE!' 1.5188 0.03580 372 221 109 42
210 He can't hit anything inside. 1.5145 0.03320 414 251 116 47
211 You’ll have to speak louder, I’ve got the game on. 1.5133 0.03245 413 239 136 38
212 God, I miss poker nights. 1.5133 0.03245 413 239 136 38
213 I kind of miss the Away games. 1.5131 0.03368 419 251 121 47
214 I didn't build it, but they came anyway. 1.5131 0.03351 419 255 115 49
215 I'm starting to hate home field advantage. 1.5131 0.03385 419 252 119 48
216 It's gonna be a fast ball, Edna. Bang on the garbage can lid. 1.5127 0.03723 353 214 97 42
217 Apparently we have season tickets. 1.5127 0.04068 275 162 85 28
218 He's batting. May I take a message? 1.5123 0.03517 406 249 106 51
219 Evidently, only an umpire can throw them out.” 1.5123 0.03358 406 240 124 42
220 No, I don't know who's on first. 1.5123 0.03552 406 251 102 53
221 There are no away games anymore. Only the ones at home. 1.5121 0.03398 414 249 118 47
222 Yup, the boys are all home. No, no, it’s okay-they’re being pretty good sports about it. 1.5112 0.03219 401 229 139 33
223 It’s all good until they start spitting”.. 1.5109 0.03502 411 253 106 52
224 Don't worry Mom, they stand six feet apart and the catcher wears a mask. 1.5108 0.03305 415 245 128 42
225 Yes, we're in your house right now. 1.5053 0.03622 380 235 98 47
226 We've seen feline interference and parental heckling, and it's only the bottom of the first. 1.5039 0.03393 385 228 120 37
227 Yes it's back. I'm watching live baseball from my living room sofa. 1.5039 0.03511 385 234 108 43
228 The virus has convinced Dan and me that we don't want to have any children. We'll tell the kids right after the ballgame. 1.5039 0.03706 389 248 86 55
229 Curiously, every time she meowed twice, he threw a curve ball. 1.5027 0.03621 372 229 99 44
230 This is really hitting close to home. 1.5027 0.03527 374 226 108 40
231 The mice are gone, but now I can't get rid of these damn Yankees. 1.5017 0.03801 299 176 96 27
232 The sad part is that ESPN is actually carrying this game live and rebroadcasting it tonight with pitch-by-pitch analysis from a panel of our neighbors. 1.5013 0.03610 379 235 98 46
233 Yes, Gail, I am also having very vivid quarantine dreams. 1.5000 0.03569 368 224 104 40
234 Since they're playing in the house, all runs will be counted as a home runs. 1.5000 0.03453 368 226 103 39
235 you would not believe my seats 1.4987 0.03485 371 223 111 37
236 One ball, two strikes, cat on third. What's up with you? 1.4987 0.03649 371 231 95 45
237 Yeah, Ma. I wish we’d had daughters, too. 1.4986 0.03582 369 226 102 41
238 I've heard of a home team advantage, but this is ridiculous. 1.4973 0.03469 364 217 113 34
239 Watching baseball. How about you 1.4973 0.03681 364 227 93 44
240 I wondered what I was doing on the sofa, ... and then it hit me 1.4972 0.03548 362 219 106 37
241 Guys, Dr. Fauci says the catcher's mask is ineffective. 1.4972 0.03690 360 224 93 43
242 It's like baseball, but the batter never leaves home. 1.4972 0.03429 360 212 117 31
243 I told him if he played his cards right, tonight I'd let him go to third base. 1.4958 0.03533 361 218 107 36
244 Yup, baseball is still boring. 1.4957 0.03468 351 212 106 33
245 Well, I've had to make some concessions. 1.4957 0.03572 351 219 93 39
246 Ya, they keep calling themselves a Quaranteam. 1.4943 0.03636 350 214 99 37
247 It’s safe. The catcher has a mask, and the players are six feet apart. 1.4929 0.03500 353 211 110 32
248 I got seats on the third base line. 1.4928 0.03590 347 210 103 34
249 This is the most action I’ve gotten in weeks 1.4928 0.03659 347 213 97 37
250 Only one of them is wearing a mask? That's your problem with this? 1.4927 0.03564 341 204 106 31
251 Oh, it's just the usual here, honey - bottom of the 9th, 2 outs. The cat makes a great short stop though. 1.4911 0.03659 338 206 98 34
252 Nothin' much, just sitting in the den watching the ball game 1.4911 0.03683 338 207 96 35
253 I think the cat is the umpire. 1.4896 0.03642 337 205 99 33
254 Suddenly a Home Run didn’t seem like a good idea 1.4882 0.03619 340 207 100 33
255 Really gives a new meaning to home run 1.4882 0.03619 340 207 100 33
256 So I said to myself, ‘How much harm could it do?’ 1.4881 0.03551 336 201 106 29
257 Hello, I’d like to cancel my sports channel subscription. It appears I’m getting free home games. 1.4880 0.03632 332 201 100 31
258 Let me call you back. I might actually have to run. 1.4878 0.03689 328 200 96 32
259 It was either baseball or practicing his bagpipes. 1.4843 0.03977 318 204 74 40
260 Marilyn regretted suggesting her son try pitching a bit more inside. 1.4831 0.03687 325 199 95 31
261 I didn't build anything and they *still* came. 1.4830 0.03906 294 181 84 29
262 I know, but at least it's gotten them off the couch... 1.4828 0.03657 319 193 98 28
263 Pedro’s on the mound, Johnny’s catching, and Willy’s at bat. I’m sitting comfortably at third. 1.4828 0.03789 319 198 88 33
264 I told him he better not step in this house again unless he brought a diamond with him. 1.4828 0.03854 319 203 79 37
265 Come on over-we can have up to 10 fans. 1.4828 0.03710 319 195 94 30
266 Don't worry, I'm safe here; it's the Mets. 1.4828 0.03892 319 202 80 37
267 A home run is still in the bedroom. 1.4811 0.03875 318 201 81 36
268 Fortunately, he bunts a lot. 1.4811 0.03665 318 193 97 28
269 I've got ultra-high-definition television, it's like they're right here.... 1.4809 0.03886 314 198 81 35
270 I was benched in the bottom of the 3rd. 1.4809 0.03670 314 190 97 27
271 Yeah I’m getting sick of him, but one more strike and he’s out. 1.4804 0.03738 306 186 93 27
272 I spend most of the day vacuuming sunflower shells 1.4795 0.03700 317 194 94 29
273 I am pretty sure it will be a home run. 1.4795 0.03884 317 201 80 36
274 I’d like to cancel my subscription to ESPN Live. 1.4795 0.03986 317 205 72 40
275 We have the home field advantage 1.4791 0.03610 311 186 101 24
276 I gotta go - they want me in Left Field. 1.4787 0.03859 305 190 84 31
277 Nothing. You? 1.4787 0.03659 305 183 98 24
278 Yes, I'd like to order takeout, please. Just the one order of peanuts and cracker jacks. No thanks, I don't care if they ever get back. 1.4786 0.03917 280 171 84 25
279 Bottom of the ninth. You? 1.4785 0.03878 303 189 83 31
280 Trust me, this isn’t the only time today he is going to strike out. 1.4785 0.03989 303 193 75 35
281 There's apparently a position called a "bitcher"? 1.4785 0.03962 303 192 77 34
282 Yeah, I think under the circumstances, I'm cancelling the ESPN sports pack. 1.4785 0.03906 303 190 81 32
283 The fine china? Unfortunately, there was a grand slam. 1.4778 0.03700 293 175 96 22
284 Three strikes and you're....still inside. 1.4778 0.03854 293 180 86 27
285 Me? I'm watching the ballgame. What are you doing? 1.4776 0.03658 312 189 97 26
286 Sorry have to go, it's family game night 1.4771 0.03794 306 189 88 29
287 High and inside. You?” 1.4751 0.03952 301 191 77 33
288 Well, Mother, right now I think he is sending mixed signals. 1.4746 0.03650 295 176 98 21
289 I know that I’m supposed to “root, root, root, for the home team” but they’ve already broken a lamp and now have grandma warming up in the garage... 1.4746 0.03983 295 187 76 32
290 Yeah, there’s still no joy in Mudville. 1.4744 0.03914 293 183 81 29
291 Yeah, they said they'd install the dishwasher after the seventh inning. 1.4742 0.03903 291 181 82 28
292 Well, I wouldn't have bought the tickets to begin with if I had known that this is what you meant by a home game. 1.4735 0.03822 283 172 88 23
293 This isn’t the diamond I was asking for...” 1.4730 0.03972 296 188 76 32
294 We might be going extra innings. Can I call you back tomorrow? 1.4730 0.03673 296 178 96 22
295 High and Inside 1.4724 0.04091 290 187 69 34
296 If you hit mom, that's a foul. 1.4724 0.03943 290 182 79 29
297 I even charged myself $12 for a hotdog. 1.4724 0.03912 290 181 81 28
298 They broke the TV, what else am I supposed to watch? 1.4708 0.04007 291 188 70 33
299 Let’s let him face one more before we call dad up from the basement. 1.4702 0.03371 285 184 77 24
300 Jeff? Can you explain the infield fly rule again? 1.4702 0.04023 285 181 74 30
301 And I thought shutting down professional sports would be a blessing! 1.4701 0.03970 268 165 80 23
302 She’s talking to her sister, we can get another inning in” 1.4695 0.04086 279 178 71 30
303 Do you sell windows in bulk? 1.4694 0.03843 294 183 84 27
304 Yes, that's right: three straitjackets. 1.4685 0.03982 286 181 76 29
305 Hello, ESPN? I have something for your 7 to 10 slot. 1.4685 0.03824 286 176 86 24
306 Yep, it’s another home game. 1.4683 0.04048 284 184 68 32
307 Well, other than the fact I am sitting on third base, things are great. 1.4683 0.03907 284 177 81 26
308 I wish the season had started, then they would just be sitting on the couch. 1.4679 0.04075 280 179 71 30
309 Bunt! The vases are loaded! 1.4679 0.03979 280 181 69 30
310 Not what I was expecting when he said we would go to 3rd base tonight. 1.4676 0.04096 278 178 70 30
311 Well, I did want him home more. 1.4667 0.04017 270 169 76 25
312 Hi Margaret. I need the number for your divorce lawyer. My husband wants to play hardball. 1.4662 0.04156 281 183 65 33
313 I gotta go, Muriel. I think I'm in a New Yorker cartoon. 1.4662 0.04247 281 186 59 36
314 Yeah, we’re all safe at home. 1.4652 0.03917 273 169 81 23
315 Hello bullpen please send the relief pitcher in. He's in the bathroom. 1.4652 0.03917 273 169 81 23
316 I sound like I'm out in left field? Well, I am, kind of. 1.4652 0.04019 273 172 75 26
317 I have a homeowners insurance question. 1.4647 0.04129 269 172 69 28
318 If this thing isn't over by hockey season I don't know what I'm gonna do. 1.4635 0.04139 274 177 67 30
319 So far so good, but if he ever lets go of the ball all hell's gonna break loose. 1.4630 0.04124 257 162 71 24
320 Yeah, it’s still boring. 1.4627 0.03967 268 167 78 23
321 I'd love to tell you more but, any rebroadcast, retransmission, or account of this game, without the express written consent of Major League Baseball, is prohibited." 1.4627 0.04106 268 171 70 27
322 I have to call you back. I’m up next. 1.4627 0.04037 268 169 74 25
323 Why do I always fall for men who play games 1.4613 0.03901 271 168 81 22
324 These days, all the games are home games. 1.4613 0.04005 271 171 75 25
325 It's the bottom of the ninth and the players are loaded. 1.4613 0.03866 271 167 83 21
326 Next week? We're away. 1.4613 0.04039 271 172 73 26
327 Whatever keeps him from making more sourdough. 1.4610 0.04128 269 173 68 28
328 I'm getting very worried one of them is going to get a hit 1.4607 0.03942 267 166 79 22
329 Don’t you even think of throwing a breaking ball 1.4593 0.03910 270 168 80 22
330 I guess today’s a home game 1.4593 0.03945 270 169 78 23
331 The shortstop in the dining room said he loves the new hardwood floor. It gives a truer bounce than the old carpeting and really warms up the room. 1.4593 0.03910 270 168 80 22
332 When DR. Fauci said baseball would look different I don't think he meant this. 1.4574 0.04360 258 171 56 31
333 He keeps trying to get to second base... 1.4574 0.04074 258 163 72 23
334 When you said stay home and take one for the team I misunderstood. 1.4559 0.03966 261 163 77 21
335 I'm more surprised they put on pants. 1.4556 0.04025 259 163 74 22
336 This is not what I was picturing when you said you were starting a fantasy league. 1.4556 0.04277 259 170 60 29
337 Yup that's my complete order, just peanuts, popcorn and Cracker Jacks. 1.4556 0.04135 259 166 68 25
338 He has no idea that the cat has been stealing signs and tipping the pitches. 1.4556 0.04207 259 168 64 27
339 Mr. Mayor, you keep saying 'Safe at Home', but I think he was out. 1.4556 0.03987 259 162 76 21
340 Oh I’m the designated sitter. 1.4556 0.04025 259 163 74 22
341 Send me some peanuts and Crackerjack. 1.4556 0.03873 259 159 82 18
342 It's now two outs, with runners at the table and the couch... 1.4545 0.04167 253 162 67 24
343 I’ve been couched. 1.4545 0.04130 253 161 69 23
344 Marjorie, I have to go. I’ll call you back at the 7th inning stretch. 1.4545 0.04167 253 162 67 24
345 Sorry, I have to go. It's a 3-2 pitch and I'm on deck. 1.4542 0.03955 262 164 77 21
346 Yeah, the stadium's small, but the seats are fabulous. 1.4542 0.03804 262 160 85 17
347 Not much... Just Bobby trying to get to second base in the living room. 1.4542 0.03880 262 162 81 19
348 That's what I'd call a quarantine pitch: low and inside. 1.4542 0.04036 251 157 74 20
349 He broke up the no hitter in the fifth with a single to the kitchen. 1.4542 0.04114 251 159 70 22
350 Can I take a message? He's working from home at the moment. 1.4542 0.03996 251 156 76 19
351 We’ve got to adapt, Louise. A month ago I knew zilch about umpiring. 1.4541 0.04215 218 134 69 15
352 Hey. Well, I built it and they came. What do I do now? 1.4531 0.04019 256 161 74 21
353 It's all-you-can-eat hot dog day. It has been for about two months now. 1.4531 0.04169 256 165 66 25
354 You really need to read the fine print when you sign up for the 'live sports' cable package. 1.4528 0.04117 254 162 69 23
355 This new 8K TV? It’s like being there. 1.4514 0.04119 257 165 68 24
356 I’m just glad he’s getting dressed. 1.4512 0.03968 246 152 77 17
357 My roommate is having people over again and only one of them is wearing a mask. 1.4512 0.03968 246 152 77 17
358 Sure they break a few windows, but the line's a lot shorter for the ladies' room. 1.4512 0.04290 246 160 61 25
359 No Janice, they aren't playing real baseball, they're using a designated hitter 1.4512 0.04328 246 161 59 26
360 I just hope the relief pitcher is full of margaritas. 1.4506 0.04380 233 151 59 23
361 Our agreement was that afterwards they’d act out my soaps. 1.4498 0.04289 249 163 60 26
362 He's really stepped up to the plate recently. 1.4494 0.04039 247 155 73 19
363 I told them they can have two more innings. Then I'm resorting to nude yoga. 1.4494 0.04390 247 164 55 28
364 Hurry up -- this field needs to become a school by 9, a spin studio at 2, and a living room again after 6. 1.4490 0.04102 245 155 70 20
365 Yes unlike the last 20 times you've called I would like a free estimate on replacement window. 1.4490 0.04223 245 158 64 23
366 He asked me if this was Heaven. I said no, it’s Hoboken. 1.4481 0.04232 241 155 64 22
367 The preseason already cost us two windows and a vase. 1.4463 0.04178 242 155 66 21
368 Have to avoid kisscam; my boss thinks I'm at work 1.4463 0.03967 242 150 76 16
369 Well, it's better than last week when they thought they were Guy Fieri and Gordon Ramsay. 1.4458 0.04119 240 152 69 19
370 And they even made me sing the national anthem. 1.4458 0.04119 240 152 69 19
371 It’s a little too inside baseball for me. 1.4449 0.03976 245 153 75 17
372 Alexa, steal signs. 1.4449 0.04221 245 159 63 23
373 Honestly, the home team advantage is overrated 1.4444 0.03966 234 144 76 14
374 One day someone is going to hit it and we’re going to regret all of this!” 1.4435 0.04172 239 153 66 20
375 I know the catcher isn’t 6 feet away, but he’s wearing a mask. 1.4435 0.04214 239 154 64 21
376 Safe-at-home" has just taken on a new meaning here 1.4435 0.04214 239 154 64 21
377 Hi? yes you can just leave the cracker jacks outside the door, thanks 1.4430 0.04238 237 153 63 21
378 Why is only the catcher wearing a face mask? 1.4430 0.04153 237 151 67 19
379 I gotta go mom. Bruce keeps shaking off the signs and we all know how where that leads... 1.4426 0.03766 235 151 68 16
380 You should see the line for the bathroom. 1.4426 0.04390 235 155 56 24
381 Yeah, I also thought there was something fishy in that new cable deal promising 'It's just like watching the games in your living room.' 1.4426 0.04178 235 150 66 19
382 It's the bottom of the ninth, the cat is on deck, and I'm ready for a change-up. 1.4426 0.04000 235 146 74 15
383 We got tired of puzzles. 1.4426 0.04134 235 149 68 18
384 No, only the catcher is wearing a mask. 1.4410 0.04022 229 142 73 14
385 I stand corrected. The Ming vase is NOT the left-field foul pole. 1.4410 0.04208 229 146 65 18
386 It's not so bad. I'm dreading football season, though. 1.4397 0.03986 232 144 74 14
387 Normally I like watching the game, but this one just hits a little too close to home. 1.4391 0.04371 230 151 57 22
388 Whoever loses has to go out and try to find toilet paper for the family. 1.4391 0.04542 230 155 49 26
389 I just told Greg to touch base with his friends. 1.4391 0.04056 230 144 71 15
390 I should have read the fine print when I bought MLB Live. 1.4391 0.04284 230 149 61 20
391 It was cute when they were in second grade, but this lockdown’s been a lot longer than I expected. 1.4378 0.04200 233 155 56 22
392 Harold, this new TV brings baseball right into our living room! 1.4369 0.04345 222 144 59 19
393 You free? I’m about to intentionally walk out of my marriage. 1.4369 0.04529 222 148 51 23
394 Hi Mom, remember when you told me married life would throw me a few curve balls....? 1.4361 0.04184 227 145 65 17
395 I told him there are easier ways to get to third base. 1.4361 0.04138 227 144 67 16
396 Larry keeps spitting on the carpet. Jim just threatened to charge the mound. I never thought I'd say this, but we need pro baseball back on TV, now 1.4361 0.04367 227 149 57 21
397 It's the bottom of the ninth,bases loaded,score 5 to 4,count is 3 to 2. This next pitchT decides who does the dishes. 1.4356 0.04349 225 147 58 20
398 Flatten that curve! 1.4356 0.04303 225 146 60 19
399 I'm up next. Make it quick. 1.4356 0.04257 225 145 62 18
400 We're safe. I keep my distance, the catcher wears a mask, the batter stays at home, and the pitcher flattens the curve. 1.4356 0.04528 225 151 50 24
401 Sorry to hear you’re going batty with the family at home. Everything is perfectly normal here. 1.4350 0.04330 223 145 59 19
402 It's a compromise; They wanted rugby and I suggested chess. 1.4344 0.04164 221 140 66 15
403 Yes, I have one seat available Thursday night, recliner section. 1.4326 0.04442 215 141 55 19
404 Home schooling is okay. I teach them calculus, and my husband is the PE teacher who shows up to class drunk. 1.4326 0.04633 215 145 47 23
405 Heck no, I’m not a fan. I’m the owner. 1.4326 0.04343 215 139 59 17
406 With any luck, the pitcher will walk him. 1.4318 0.04175 220 140 65 15
407 Hi...Yes... I placed an order for peanuts and cracker jacks over an hour ago... 1.4312 0.04300 218 141 60 17
408 A League Of Their Home 1.4312 0.04445 218 144 54 20
409 Sorry, I have to make another call. 1.4312 0.04539 218 146 50 22
410 Yes, of course the boys are pitching in. 1.4312 0.04445 218 144 54 20
411 Hello!, I'd like to order a hot dog with mustard, a bag of peanuts, and a beer to Apartment 12 B! 1.4312 0.04201 218 139 64 15
412 Now that he’s working from home, I realized why he only talks about his job in sports metaphors. 1.4312 0.04251 218 140 62 16
413 Quarantine Day 68: "Hundredth and ninth inning, I think." 1.4312 0.04349 218 142 58 18
414 Welcome to the MLB..... Major Living-Room Baseball! 1.4312 0.04300 218 141 60 17
415 He's working on his inside fastball. 1.4312 0.04251 218 140 62 16
416 We are in the second inning of the pandemic. 1.4312 0.04445 218 144 54 20
417 Right now there's a man on the recliner who's about to steal the sofa. 1.4299 0.04095 214 134 68 12
418 I know it’s only the 3rd inning, but I need a lefty. Wake Bobby from his nap. 1.4299 0.04258 221 143 61 17
419 It's great to touch base with you too. 1.4299 0.04306 221 144 59 18
420 I never thought I’d say I missed watching baseball on TV either Carol, but here we are. 1.4292 0.04333 219 143 58 18
421 The 3rd basemen is literally phoning it in... 1.4286 0.04412 210 137 56 17
422 I’d like to report a hit and run. 1.4286 0.04312 217 141 59 17
423 The cat’s on standby for when the ball rolls under the couch 1.4279 0.04388 208 135 57 16
424 Definitely going to be a rebuilding year. 1.4279 0.04281 208 133 61 14
425 Yes, mother. We had the bat tested for coronavirus. 1.4279 0.04441 208 136 55 17
426 Yeah, the new apartment’s okay except for all the flies. 1.4272 0.04159 213 135 65 13
427 We're doing okay. The boys finally finished all the jigsaw puzzles. 1.4272 0.04565 213 143 49 21
428 Remember that fan experience I won recently? 1.4272 0.04212 213 136 63 14
429 Yes, honey, I am watching live sports. 1.4272 0.04265 213 137 61 15
430 That's one chili dog, one beer...and do you have cat treats? 1.4272 0.04316 213 138 59 16
431 The owners box is a little too close for my liking 1.4265 0.04131 211 133 66 12
432 I never thought I’d say this Susan, but I NEED sports to come back. Bob is bringing a whole new meaning to the term ‘home base’. 1.4265 0.04396 211 138 56 17
433 This marriage is in the ninth inning. 1.4265 0.04447 211 139 54 18
434 I'm not concerned. He can't hit an inside pitch. 1.4265 0.04497 211 140 52 19
435 He used to take me OUT to the ballgame... 1.4265 0.04447 211 139 54 18
436 I'm not sure I would call it LIVE sports 1.4265 0.04447 211 139 54 18
437 Some of us are following the stay-at-home order better than others. 1.4265 0.04185 211 134 64 13
438 Hello, third floor league? We on the sixth floor want to trade our left fielder for your shortstop. We'll throw in our couch as a bonus. It makes a great third base. 1.4258 0.04424 209 137 55 17
439 Trust me—home field is no advantage. 1.4252 0.04691 214 147 43 24
440 He’s not getting to first base...or any base...because he can’t even leave home. 1.4251 0.04558 207 138 50 19
441 Then he asked me, 'Why do ya think they call it a throw rug?' 1.4251 0.04808 207 143 40 24
442 God, I wish we could stop playing the home team! 1.4245 0.03922 212 138 61 13
443 : “And the crowd... She goes wild! 1.4245 0.04579 212 143 48 21
444 It's a home game 1.4245 0.04223 212 136 62 14
445 Sorry, we've got a home game. 1.4245 0.04223 212 136 62 14
446 These fantasy leagues have gotten out of hand. 1.4245 0.04276 212 137 60 15
447 Remember the raffle at the mall last month for a Yankees home game? 1.4245 0.04530 212 142 50 20
448 I finally understand the infield fly rule 1.4245 0.04328 212 138 58 16
449 I only took 1 of the hydroxychloroquine tablets. Why do you ask? 1.4244 0.04641 205 138 47 20
450 I guess you’d call it home entertainment. 1.4231 0.04277 208 134 60 14
451 In an effort to salvage the 2020 season, MLB has partnered with Door Dash... 1.4231 0.04331 208 135 58 15
452 Nachos and a Corona Light, please. 1.4229 0.04600 201 134 49 18
453 It's a home run every time. 1.4223 0.04413 206 135 55 16
454 Hold on a sec, Mom.."Hey, batter, batter SWING batter, batter..." 1.4223 0.04623 206 139 47 20
455 Mariah Carey says she'll sing the National Anthem after she's done home-schooling. 1.4216 0.04388 204 133 56 15
456 Gotta go Hon. I’m at the bottom of my fifth. 1.4216 0.04497 204 135 52 17
457 Now aim for Aunt Mildred's vase. I've always hated it. 1.4216 0.04603 204 137 48 19
458 If our pitching holds up I think we can stay out of the cellar this season. 1.4216 0.04388 204 133 56 15
459 I said you can throw the ball, not you may throw the ball. Didn't you learn anything in my home grammar lessons?! 1.4208 0.04582 202 135 49 18
460 Not much. Bob's playing softball in the living room with friends from work. 0-0, top of the 9th with two broken lamps. 1.4208 0.04688 202 137 45 20
461 Don't you people know what "Take me out to the ball game" means? 1.4205 0.04585 195 129 50 16
462 Not an entry. I'm just curious to know if this was drawn before or after the virus. Today, it hardly seems to need a caption. 1.4195 0.04937 205 145 34 26
463 I'm really dreading deer season. 1.4179 0.04316 201 130 58 13
464 Oh, Mom—did I tell you we got a cat? 1.4179 0.04702 201 137 44 20
465 He’s alright, but I’m not sure he's in my league. 1.4175 0.04713 194 131 45 18
466 Yes, Jim has been staying active. He's actually repairing the windows next week. 1.4175 0.04656 194 130 47 17
467 I'm serious, he's about to hit a stay-at-homer. 1.4175 0.04599 194 129 49 16
468 NO, It's take me OUT to the ball game! 1.4175 0.04042 194 120 67 7
469 Yeah, the relationship is going pretty well. He said he wants to go to third base tonigh 1.4171 0.04226 199 127 61 11
470 I don't mind them playing in the house. It's all the spitting and crotch-scratching that really bothers me. 1.4171 0.04682 199 135 45 19
471 The upside of quarantine is a home field advantage 1.4162 0.04605 197 132 48 17
472 I should've quarentined with my mother... 1.4162 0.04824 197 136 40 21
473 Mom, get your guy ready in left. Jake, keep the runner close to second until you're sure its gonna drop. Tell Chris and Pat to take themselves off mute if they want to be fan noise. OK, we're ready. 1.4162 0.04491 197 130 52 15
474 Grubhub? Can you do peanuts and crackerjack? 1.4162 0.03938 197 121 70 6
475 Yeah, Rick still doesn’t know what ‘getting to first base’ means 1.4150 0.04663 200 136 45 19
476 This work from home thing is going a little too far 1.4150 0.04499 200 133 51 16
477 Three coughs and you’re out. 1.4150 0.04386 200 136 47 17
478 Frank, your mother says to look out for the splitter 1.4150 0.04443 200 132 53 15
479 About halfway through the 500-piece jigsaw puzzle, one of them had an idea. 1.4150 0.04554 200 134 49 17
480 Ok, ok! It's a hoax! There, I said it. Just go out to the park and play already 1.4150 0.04663 200 136 45 19
481 It’s a little inside baseball.” 1.4150 0.04328 200 130 57 13
482 Ok, I can do without the peanuts and cracker jacks, but where’s my damn wine? 1.4149 0.04699 188 126 46 16
483 Covid. 19,Yankees 20..... 1.4149 0.04819 188 128 42 18
484 Every hit will be a home run, I guess 1.4145 0.04728 193 131 44 18
485 It's bottom of the ninth week in quarantine. 1.4127 0.04680 189 127 46 16
486 He finally splurged on a diamond." 1.4127 0.04369 189 122 56 11
487 The brochure said "enjoy live sports from the comfort of your living room". I guess I just assumed they meant on television 1.4127 0.04558 189 125 50 14
488 I'll have him call as soon as he gets home. 1.4125 0.04640 160 102 50 8
489 Bunt, Jerry. I’m talking to Gladys and I’m not hanging up to call 9-1-1. 1.4124 0.04355 194 126 56 12
490 Hi, is this the number for window repairs? 1.4124 0.04765 194 133 42 19
491 At least the catcher is wearing a mask 1.4118 0.04894 187 129 39 19
492 I don't mind the broken windows so much as their spitting on the carpeting. 1.4118 0.04653 187 125 47 15
493 He's still trying to get to second base, but we're already home. I wish he'd follow me upstairs so we could both score. 1.4118 0.04714 187 126 45 16
494 Next one out sets the table! 1.4118 0.04653 187 125 47 15
495 It's interesting to us, but to everyone else it's just inside baseball . 1.4118 0.04590 187 124 49 14
496 Life’s a pitch. 1.4115 0.04857 192 133 39 20
497 This isn’t the only strikeout he’ll have tonight. 1.4115 0.04743 192 131 43 18
498 I should have known better when he said he was bringing home a diamond . 1.4115 0.04685 192 130 45 17
499 If the lamp flickers, it's a fastball. If I move the pillow, it's a curve. 1.4115 0.04322 192 124 57 11
500 Hello. I’d like to replace my window and my husband. 1.4105 0.04539 190 126 50 14
501 I thought he asked me over for a date, but I think I'm going to strike out. 1.4105 0.04660 190 128 46 16
502 Let's just say he won't be getting to first base tonight. 1.4105 0.04600 190 127 48 15
503 I know what I said months back, but you know, this does feel normal now. 1.4105 0.04600 190 127 48 15
504 I really miss those away games 1.4105 0.04600 190 127 48 15
505 You’ll never guess who got to third base last night. 1.4105 0.04893 190 132 38 20
506 Sorry I can’t make it, my son’s baseball team has a home game tonight 1.4105 0.04414 190 124 54 12
507 Bottom of the ninth and I’m loaded. 1.4105 0.04719 190 129 44 17
508 The cat wants to see you throw your hairball. 1.4105 0.04893 190 132 38 20
509 I asked him for a glass of water, not a pitcher. 1.4105 0.04719 190 129 44 17
510 No, nothing going on here. 3-2 count, 2 outs and the world's about to end. 1.4105 0.04600 190 127 48 15
511 It's the bottom of the fifth but we've still got two bottles left. 1.4105 0.04600 190 127 48 15
512 Honey, this isn't want I thought you meant when you asked to quit your job and strike-out on your own 1.4105 0.04778 190 130 42 18
513 Yeah, Jen, how's your league going? In our building, 3A is currently leading the series. . 1.4093 0.03979 193 125 59 9
514 I could explain, but it's a lot of inside baseball. 1.4093 0.04428 193 127 53 13
515 I could never afford a front-row seat until I sheltered in place! 1.4093 0.04548 193 129 49 15
516 That’s not all. There’s a guy in the dining room spitting sunflower seeds. 1.4093 0.04489 193 128 51 14
517 You'll never guess who's on first! 1.4093 0.04489 193 128 51 14
518 Enough with the first base jokes, just tell me how to get them out of here. 1.4093 0.04548 193 129 49 15
519 Mom says one more vase hit and it’s game over! 1.4093 0.04548 193 129 49 15
520 Right Yogi, if the people don’t want to come out to the ballpark, nobody’s going to stop them. 1.4093 0.04723 193 132 43 18
521 Only the catcher's wearing one. 1.4093 0.04607 193 130 47 16
522 Bottom of the ninth, couches loaded. 1.4093 0.04489 193 128 51 14
523 The Mets are finally out of the basement! 1.4086 0.04790 186 127 42 17
524 The bases aren’t the only thing loaded in this house. 1.4086 0.04790 186 127 42 17
525 Well, I'm not exactly at home. More like third base. 1.4086 0.04604 186 124 48 14
526 I just won't touch their balls. 1.4086 0.04850 186 128 40 18
527 Fortunately they call the game after 750 innings. 1.4086 0.04910 186 129 38 19
528 Lemme tell you, Marcie--when they say "battery included," read the fine print. 1.4056 0.04707 180 121 45 14
529 I think it’s the White Sox versus the Dirty Socks 1.4045 0.04875 178 122 40 16
530 I’m really hoping for a no-hitter 1.4045 0.04607 178 118 48 12
531 I'm telling you, you've got to check out my new 12k TV. It's like the players are in my living room. 1.4045 0.04809 178 121 42 15
532 Having him work from home is starting to get old... 1.4045 0.04676 178 119 46 13
533 ... a hot dog with everything, 2 pretzels with extra mustard, and a team face mask. The tip's under the doormat. 1.4045 0.04676 178 119 46 13
534 He's trying to hit the ball out of the parlour 1.4045 0.04173 178 122 44 12
535 Yes, I’d like to cancel the sports package. 1.4045 0.04676 178 119 46 13
536 I gotta go. The season's home opener is finally starting. 1.4045 0.04467 178 116 52 10
537 Yeah, I guess you could say he’s a bit high and inside. 1.4044 0.04903 183 127 38 18
538 Hope I get to third base tonight 1.4044 0.04386 183 119 54 10
539 Who’s on third? 1.4044 0.04716 183 124 44 15
540 Most of them are 6-feet apart, but the catcher's the only one wearing a mask, the rest all have gloves on, good thing it's a home game!" 1.4044 0.04521 183 121 50 12
541 Who's winning? Well...nobody. 1.4044 0.04842 183 126 40 17
542 I said no spitting! 1.4044 0.04903 183 127 38 18
543 I'm just praying for a no-hitter! 1.4044 0.04587 183 122 48 13
544 Can I call you back? Bases are loaded and it's a full count. 1.4044 0.04903 183 127 38 18
545 I hate it, but it is better than the monster trucks they started out with 1.4044 0.04779 183 125 42 16
546 Again, this isn't Who ... I Don't Know ... No he's on second ... I said before, you're not speaking to Who ... 1.4044 0.04779 183 125 42 16
547 Terrible circumstances but these seats are amazing 1.4033 0.04687 181 122 45 14
548 The cat is out of the box. 1.4033 0.04687 181 122 45 14
549 No. I"m gonna stay home and watch the game. 1.4033 0.04621 181 121 47 13
550 Don’t worry. The cat is not getting on the furniture. 1.4033 0.04687 181 122 45 14
551 We need a ruling on the ball landing in the chicken salad. I say fowl. 1.4033 0.04621 181 121 47 13
552 I told him he was gonna make it to third base tonight if he was lucky. I don’t think this is what I meant. 1.4022 0.04853 179 123 40 16
553 I'll have to call you back, my husband brought work home with him again. 1.4022 0.04788 179 122 42 15
554 Hi Alice. They put me at 3rd base today! 1.4022 0.04448 179 117 52 10
555 Well, he never hit one when he was outdoors, so I'm really not worried. 1.4022 0.04917 179 124 38 17
556 Can I call you back? Got a situation here I need to referee. 1.4022 0.04788 179 122 42 15
557 In that case, how likely is a vaccine before hockey season? 1.4022 0.04917 179 124 38 17
558 For the first time in months, he’s out 1.4000 0.04512 175 115 50 10
559 Left hand with phone means bunt. 1.4000 0.04600 170 112 48 10
560 Hi, yes.... are any Divorce Lawyers working remotely? 1.4000 0.04863 175 120 40 15
561 I’m counting my lucky stars hockey season is over. 1.4000 0.04675 170 113 46 11
562 Not much, just playing a few games 1.4000 0.04446 170 115 44 11
563 I've got to go. I'm on deck. 1.4000 0.04585 175 116 48 11
564 Well, it was this or NASCAR. 1.4000 0.04585 175 116 48 11
565 The only home-field advantage I can see it that our bullpen is next to the fridge. 1.4000 0.04749 170 114 44 12
566 He will definitely be late. He hasn't even left home yet. 1.3989 0.04531 178 118 49 11
567 I keep tellin' em there's no flattening the curve in baseball! 1.3989 0.04997 178 125 35 18
568 Get Mom warmed up...Because Dad's spent...Did you look upstairs? How far can she have gone? 1.3989 0.04869 178 123 39 16
569 Yes, Mom, I'm still playing the field. 1.3989 0.04736 178 121 43 14
570 She tends to favor the pitchers on the inside corner. But for a saucer of cream, she'll call whatever you want 1.3988 0.04969 173 120 37 16
571 Bottom of the 205th 1.3977 0.04840 176 121 40 15
572 Staying in for the ball game,keeping away from the crowds. Ordered some peanuts and cracker jacks, amazon said theres a shortage on snacks. So we'll root root root for the home team,they're playing in our living room-its just 1,2,3,strikes you're out but it's so much better than Zoom.(to the tune of "take me out to the ball game") 1.3977 0.04973 176 123 36 17
573 Football is in the dining room 1.3977 0.04635 176 118 46 12
574 Honey, when I said I wanted to try more "games" in the bedroom, this isn't what I had in mind. 1.3977 0.04704 176 119 44 13
575 There's a home game today. 1.3977 0.04704 176 119 44 13
576 Their home record is astonishing. But I still prefer the away games." 1.3977 0.04492 176 116 50 10
577 Oh, you know, he is trying to get to third base again tonight. 1.3966 0.04878 174 120 39 15
578 This isn’t what I expected when I bought 2020 season tickets 1.3966 0.05079 174 123 33 18
579 Yes Carol! You can rent them for 7-9 innings or by the hour. 1.3966 0.04670 174 117 45 12
580 This swingers party isn’t quite what I expected. 1.3966 0.04810 174 119 41 14
581 It's worse than that, Mildred...I'm quarantined with the Mets! 1.3966 0.05013 174 122 35 17
582 Not Much. Just sheltering in place. You? 1.3966 0.04451 174 114 51 9
583 That's two hot dogs, a large beer and a salted pretzel for delivery. 1.3966 0.04525 174 115 49 10
584 Technically, every hit's a home run. 1.3966 0.04451 174 114 51 9
585 I gotta go, Mom. Doug’s hit a new level of desperation for sports, and I’ve already been to the ER twice this week. 1.3964 0.04837 169 115 41 13
586 This isn’t what I meant when I asked if you wanted to get to first base tonight 1.3964 0.05120 169 119 33 17
587 I told them I'd play third base couch. 1.3964 0.04764 169 114 43 12
588 Re-enacting Moneyball is bad enough, but I’m really worried for Fight Club. 1.3964 0.04764 169 114 43 12
589 I love my new Chesterfield of dreams. 1.3964 0.04981 169 117 37 15
590 It's okay. The pitcher is six feet from the battery and the catcher in wearing a mask. 1.3964 0.04689 169 113 45 11
591 I don't know about you, but I thought he was safe at home. 1.3964 0.04689 169 113 45 11
592 Two strikes, two outs, house is loaded. 1.3964 0.04689 169 113 45 11
593 Of course I’m calling the Commissioner! If they don’t allow spitballs in the majors, why would I allow it in my living room? 1.3964 0.04764 169 114 43 12
594 What do you mean you stop serving beer after the 7th inning?!? 1.3964 0.05051 169 118 35 16
595 Dinner? The usual - peanuts and Cracker Jack. 1.3964 0.04614 169 112 47 10
596 Bottom of the third, no outs. How's it going there? 1.3964 0.04689 169 113 45 11
597 Still tied; three windows to go. 1.3964 0.04614 169 112 47 10
598 Your father can't come to the phone right now. He's stealing signs from the guest bedroom. 1.3964 0.04837 169 115 41 13
599 We have a developing situation here. I'll have to call you back during the 7th inning stretch. 1.3964 0.04614 169 112 47 10
600 The boys of “...What season is this again 1.3964 0.04764 169 114 43 12
601 Sorry if I sound a little off base right now. 1.3964 0.04910 169 116 39 14
602 Hey honey, mind grabbing two cases of bud, 5 buckets of KFC, and a Dyson vacuum cleaner on the way home? 1.3964 0.04689 169 113 45 11
603 Same old, same old. You? 1.3964 0.04910 169 116 39 14
604 Nope! The catcher is the only one wearing a mask! 1.3964 0.04614 169 112 47 10
605 The best way to describe it is inside baseball. 1.3964 0.04837 169 115 41 13
606 Let's go boys- go big or go... oh 1.3964 0.04689 169 113 45 11
607 It's 1-1, bottom of the fifth, and the cat's on third. You 1.3964 0.04910 169 116 39 14
608 We’re high and inside 1.3964 0.04764 169 114 43 12
609 Sorry, I'm not allowed to leave. I'm the fan. 1.3964 0.04837 169 115 41 13
610 Uh... high and inside just isn’t working out. 1.3964 0.04764 169 114 43 12
611 I only took the recommended dose. 1.3955 0.04884 177 123 38 16
612 I’m prepared to negotiate as long as it takes. You want to play hardball? We can play hardball. 1.3955 0.04614 177 119 46 12
613 I drew the line at chewing tobacco. 1.3955 0.04544 177 118 48 11
614 Only winner here's gonna be the drywall repairman. 1.3955 0.04751 177 121 42 14
615 You were right. This is worse. 1.3955 0.04751 177 121 42 14
616 YEA, I FEEL SAFE...THERE'S LESS THAN 10 PEOPLE IN THE ROOM 1.3955 0.04544 177 118 48 11
617 Karl is still working from home, so I may need to run. 1.3955 0.04818 177 122 40 15
618 Remember boy, no sliding on my hardwood. 1.3955 0.04950 177 124 36 17
619 It may be my house but I’m still leaving after the 7th inning. 1.3955 0.04614 177 119 46 12
620 I’m not sure this is what they meant by “Stay home; stay safe.” 1.3955 0.04751 177 121 42 14
621 Thank God it's not hunting season. 1.3955 0.04751 177 121 42 14
622 And only the catcher's wearing a mask. 1.3955 0.04473 177 117 50 10
623 I had a quiet moment, so I thought I'd touch base 1.3955 0.04751 177 121 42 14
624 Enough of the inning, I want them outing. 1.3955 0.04818 177 122 40 15
625 Nothing new, really. What's new with you? 1.3953 0.04407 172 112 52 8
626 Use your indoor voices! 1.3953 0.04848 172 118 40 14
627 I called the stadium and asked for take-out 1.3953 0.04558 172 114 48 10
628 Honestly, I don't care if they never come back. 1.3953 0.04848 172 118 40 14
629 Basically, every hit is a home run. 1.3943 0.04577 175 117 47 11
630 Hold on one sec- I'm just about to tell you if I'd like to order a new pitcher, but this time of margaritas. 1.3943 0.04923 175 122 37 16
631 Thankfully, it’s a no-hitter. 1.3941 0.04592 170 113 47 10
632 Hi Scotty. It’s Mom. Be sure to watch Sportscenter tonight. Your Dad and Uncle Stan are going to be on. 1.3941 0.04886 170 117 39 14
633 They just couldn't play without a spectator. 1.3941 0.04592 170 113 47 10
634 Bonnie, you were right - no matter where you watch it, baseball will always be boring. 1.3941 0.04814 170 116 41 13
635 I wish they would go back to poker night. 1.3941 0.04592 170 113 47 10
636 And your Picasso is second base." 1.3941 0.04742 170 115 43 12
637 I can't talk now, Joe's acting like a screwball, Pete is batty an Paul is catching something. 1.3941 0.05230 170 122 29 19
638 Watching the game. What are you doing? 1.3941 0.04814 170 116 41 13
639 Thankfully, it looks like a no-hitter. 1.3941 0.04814 170 116 41 13
640 I used to love home games. 1.3941 0.04814 170 116 41 13
641 It's 3-2 in the 7th and the cat is doing a shit poor job of coaching 1.3929 0.05342 168 122 26 20
642 The rules are clear- a cat cannot cause a balk! 1.3926 0.05181 163 115 32 16
643 I suppose they are both the home team. 1.3918 0.04495 171 113 49 9
644 At least there’s no commercials. 1.3916 0.04663 166 111 45 10
645 The engagement is off. This wasn’t the kind of diamond I had in mind. 1.3916 0.04663 166 111 45 10
646 No, I’m not watching the game. 1.3905 0.04606 169 113 46 10
647 I'm just sayin' I thought "inside baseball" meant somethin' different 1.3905 0.04756 169 115 42 12
648 Believe me, there's no joy in Mudville tonight 1.3905 0.04756 169 115 42 12
649 On the up side, I've never had a better seat! 1.3902 0.04699 164 110 44 10
650 I knew there were some rules changes during the offseason, but I must have missed the one about home plate, 1.3892 0.04868 167 115 39 13
651 Well, Eileen, it’s really improved morale around the house. You know there’s no crying in baseball. 1.3892 0.04794 167 114 41 12
652 At first, it started with Monopoly, but now it’s gotten out of control. 1.3892 0.04718 167 113 43 11
653 Well, I don’t know who to root for. They both seem to be the home team. 1.3889 0.04973 162 112 37 13
654 If you're still at the store, buy me some peanuts and Cracker Jack.. 1.3879 0.04516 165 109 48 8
655 I just wish he’d stop spitting on the carpet. 1.3879 0.05056 165 116 34 15
656 Houston, I have a problem 1.3879 0.05056 165 116 34 15
657 Hello, does our homeowners policy cover stolen bases? 1.3879 0.04832 165 113 40 12
658 Working from home has been a challenge, but Rose's husband works in sewage treatment so I can't complain. 1.3865 0.04948 163 113 37 13
659 Hello? TV repair? 1.3865 0.04948 163 113 37 13
660 Yes, I'm home. 1.3865 0.04871 163 112 39 12
661 They're playing at home today. 1.3865 0.04948 163 113 37 13
662 AAA Window Repair? I'd like to put you on retainer. 1.3865 0.04713 163 110 43 10
663 This really hits close to home. 1.3865 0.05024 163 114 35 14
664 Ohh, it’s home game tonight. 1.3861 0.05057 158 110 35 13
665 I dunno what stage of grief this is, but I'm pretty sure we're in the seventh inning of denial. 1.3861 0.05057 158 110 35 13
666 Shatter in place. 1.3861 0.05214 158 112 31 15
667 I need a new quaranteam 1.3861 0.05214 158 112 31 15
668 Get the lefty in 4D warmed up. Shaggy's out of gas. 1.3861 0.05367 158 114 27 17
669 Hi Mom...tied in the bottom of the ninth, last batter up, with runners at the rubber tree plant and the Roomba...pretty exciting! 1.3861 0.05367 158 114 27 17
670 It's the top of the seventh, can you drop the cracker jacks off before the seventh ending stretch? 1.3861 0.04554 158 104 47 7
671 Of course, we're social distancing. First and second are at Marcie's, short and third are at Bob's, and Carl has the outfield. 1.3861 0.04812 158 107 41 10
672 Next year, I'm picking out my own diamond. 1.3861 0.04812 158 107 41 10
673 The first couple of weeks, the boys were fine with puzzles and board games 1.3861 0.04977 158 109 37 12
674 I said take me OUT to the ballgame. 1.3855 0.04654 166 112 44 10
675 the cat is about to steal home base! 1.3855 0.05174 166 119 30 17
676 Already back in the swing of things over here. 1.3855 0.04654 166 112 44 10
677 His E.R.A is down, but his anti-bodies are up. 1.3855 0.04575 166 111 46 9
678 Yeah, the cable went out again. So, I just brought the game here. 1.3855 0.04884 166 115 38 13
679 No masks - no game! 1.3855 0.04575 166 111 46 9
680 Yeah, the WiFi's down again. 1.3855 0.04732 166 113 42 11
681 Tell your guys that when I bang on the garbage can, it means a curve is coming. 1.3855 0.05031 166 117 34 15
682 It’s the bottom of the ninth, the dishes are loaded but the bases are empty. 1.3851 0.04911 161 111 38 12
683 It was this or ice hockey in the bathroom. 1.3851 0.04911 161 111 38 12
684 He's looking in for the sign. But, in life, aren't we all looking for a sign. 1.3851 0.04989 161 112 36 13
685 Quarantine at my house? Well, we've finished all the puzzles... 1.3851 0.04989 161 112 36 13
686 The one I really feel sorry for is the right fielder. He's in the pantry with my cupcakes. 1.3851 0.04831 161 110 40 11
687 Today is bad enough, but tomorrow is hockey. 1.3851 0.04989 161 112 36 13
688 My neighbor just banged on his trash can, so I’m guessing curveball. 1.3851 0.04831 161 110 40 11
689 I gotta go make pancakes....the batter's up. 1.3851 0.04989 161 112 36 13
690 Because I’m rich, Karen. 1.3836 0.05263 159 114 29 16
691 We were bored with jigsaw puzzles and board games, so we decided to try something different tonight. 1.3836 0.04952 159 110 37 12
692 They’re gonna pitch him outside; last time up, he hit it through the roof! 1.3836 0.04871 159 109 39 11
693 Maude? I’m gonna have to call you back. Yeah, I’m on deck 1.3836 0.04619 159 106 45 8
694 Wadsworth, when I said bring me a pitcher, this isn't what I meant. 1.3836 0.04871 159 109 39 11
695 Come on over and we can do the Wave. 1.3836 0.04871 159 109 39 11
696 Yeah, they’re really high and still inside . 1.3836 0.05413 159 116 25 18
697 Just get it over the plate so we can eat. 1.3836 0.04871 159 109 39 11
698 Perhaps, in this case, six-feet is still too close. 1.3836 0.04871 159 109 39 11
699 Psst Roger, try to flatten the curve. 1.3836 0.04871 159 109 39 11
700 We lost the T.V. in Game 4. 1.3836 0.04619 159 106 45 8
701 911? Yes, I'd like to report someone stealing home 1.3836 0.05031 159 111 35 13
702 We’re going to need a new pitcher. And window. Probably lamp soon too. 1.3836 0.05031 159 111 35 13
703 On the plus side, there are never any rain delays. 1.3827 0.04727 162 110 42 10
704 This isn't what I thought you meant when you said your team had home advantage. 1.3822 0.04911 157 108 38 11
705 So, then Fluffy gets all annoyed and starts calling pitches from BEHIND the couch. 1.3822 0.04993 157 109 36 12
706 Hit this one out of the house and we won't see it again until there's a vaccine. 1.3822 0.04993 157 109 36 12
707 The turnout isn't what we'd hoped for . . . 1.3806 0.04952 155 107 37 11
708 Hold on just a second will ya, Janey..."WE WANT A PITCHER, NOT A BELLY ITCHER"...All right, hon, I'm back. 1.3791 0.05246 153 109 30 14
709 And then they asked to use one of my good dishes as home plate! It's unbelievable! 1.3791 0.04995 153 106 36 11
710 Holding for Seinbrenner. Yea, tell him that I've found some of them. 1.3782 0.04927 156 108 37 11
711 You stink, I am your mother , I have the God given right to heckle you 1.3782 0.05172 156 111 31 14
712 I thought inside-baseball was a phrase. 1.3775 0.04768 151 102 41 8
713 We finished the puzzle so now we’re trying something else. 1.3775 0.04768 151 102 41 8
714 Yeah, it's fun having men as housemates, but unfortunately none of them ever get to first base. 1.3766 0.05218 154 110 30 14
715 Gina, I'm telling you, this new holographics sports app makes it feel like you're really there 1.3766 0.04882 154 106 38 10
716 You won't believe it, Dad. Opening Day and I've got a front row seat right along the third base line! 1.3766 0.04882 154 106 38 10
717 Oh, I'm not worried-he can't hit the curve ball. 1.3766 0.04794 154 105 40 9
718 This wasn’t what I had in mind with phase one opener. 1.3766 0.05053 154 108 34 12
719 Hold on a sec, I'm on deck. 1.3766 0.04614 154 103 44 7
720 Turns out it's a different kind of Swinger's Club. 1.3766 0.04882 154 106 38 10
721 I'm in a nosebleed seat. 1.3766 0.04968 154 107 36 11
722 You said you wanted live baseball 1.3766 0.04794 154 105 40 9
723 The next Nobel Prize should go to All Teachers! 1.3766 0.04968 154 107 36 11
724 As he wound up to pitch, Cletus was still fuming over the 'no spitting' rule... 1.3766 0.04968 154 107 36 11
725 Top of the 9th week 1.3758 0.04817 157 108 39 10
726 ill call you right back, im watching the game 1.3758 0.05224 157 113 29 15
727 Sorry Barb, I’ve gotta go. My imaginary friends are back — and they’re about to raid my stash of peanuts and crackerjacks. 1.3758 0.04984 157 110 35 12
728 You know, I have to root for the home team. 1.3758 0.04465 157 109 39 9
729 When they said 'Live sports straight into your living room!' they weren't exaggerating 1.3758 0.04901 157 109 37 11
730 One hotdog with mustard, one beer, peanuts and toilet paper please. 1.3758 0.05065 157 111 33 13
731 « I said board game not ball game! » 1.3758 0.04731 157 112 33 12
732 I said "Spring Cleaning", NOT Spring Training" 1.3758 0.04901 157 109 37 11
733 Yeah, they’re playing at home again today. 1.3758 0.04901 157 109 37 11
734 No, I'm pretty sure tonight's a home game. 1.3758 0.04556 157 105 45 7
735 I just hope things open up before football season. 1.3758 0.04901 157 109 37 11
736 I was against it, but they said it was only a spring training game. 1.3758 0.05145 157 112 31 14
737 What happened to "take me OUT to the ballgame"? 1.3758 0.04901 157 109 37 11
738 Jerry, your mom says she’s rounding third. 1.3758 0.04901 157 109 37 11
739 It's living room baseball until the stadiums open. 1.3758 0.03605 157 113 36 8
740 Yes. Hello. Do you deliver peanuts and Cracker Jacks?" 1.3758 0.04984 157 110 35 12
741 I gotta go. I have 50,000 fans' worth of cheering to do. 1.3758 0.04984 157 110 35 12
742 I thought I said take me OUT to the ball game! 1.3750 0.04743 152 103 41 8
743 At least we have SOME sense of normalcy 1.3750 0.05011 152 106 35 11
744 The outfielders are with the neighbors. 1.3750 0.05182 152 108 31 13
745 de Blasio, I think it's time to reopen the parks... 1.3750 0.04834 152 104 39 9
746 Not being televised. It's a home game. 1.3750 0.05011 152 106 35 11
747 Do you do annulments over video chat? 1.3750 0.05011 152 106 35 11
748 Quarantining with the family, week 10 1.3750 0.05347 152 110 27 15
749 I have to go -- the count is 3-2. 1.3750 0.04049 152 106 39 7
750 Yes, Mom, I’ll let you know when he’s safe at home. 1.3750 0.05011 152 106 35 11
751 Yep , One of the Astros is definitely in the foyer trying to steal the signs . 1.3742 0.04942 155 108 36 11
752 This gives a new meaning to the 'home team'" 1.3742 0.05026 155 109 34 12
753 Harold has taken his fantasy baseball club to a new level. 1.3742 0.05026 155 109 34 12
754 When the ad said this new surround sound system brings the game to your living room, they weren't kidding. 1.3742 0.04769 155 106 40 9
755 Its bottom of her patience 1.3742 0.05109 155 110 32 13
756 This game could not be any closer. 1.3742 0.05109 155 110 32 13
757 I’d like to order peanuts and Cracker Jack, and a window for the wall out back 1.3741 0.04847 147 100 39 8
758 Honestly the fact that I can’t genuinely sing Take Me Out to the Ballgame anymore ruins it for me. 1.3741 0.05036 147 102 35 10
759 Isn’t the pitcher supposed to be more than 6 feet away? 1.3741 0.05036 147 102 35 10
760 This team sucks. 1.3741 0.04286 147 107 30 10
761 Watch the bunt! 1.3741 0.04750 147 99 41 7
762 Their excuse is that they're just trying to be "safe at home." 1.3741 0.04942 147 101 37 9
763 Yes, I know it's been a couple of years, do you have any idea when you'll be able to get out to pick up Sam and Erik? 1.3741 0.05127 147 103 33 11
764 Unfortunately the boys can't come out to play, Mrs Johnson. 1.3741 0.05036 147 102 35 10
765 Honey...stop banging the trash can. I can see you from the living room. 1.3741 0.04750 147 99 41 7
766 Yeah, that’s right, and they’re letting me sit in the dugout ! 1.3741 0.05036 147 102 35 10
767 No, he didn't hit it TO China, he hit THE china 1.3741 0.05036 147 102 35 10
768 Kitty, seeing they were using her bowl in the game, prepares to steal first base... 1.3741 0.05217 147 104 31 12
769 I don’t care if I never get back. 1.3741 0.04942 147 101 37 9
770 The pitcher looked in for a sign. A flattened curve? 1.3740 0.05340 123 84 32 7
771 Gotta go, Todd's about to throw a slider. 1.3734 0.04351 158 109 41 8
772 I'll have to call you back, I'm involved in a game of hard ball here. 1.3734 0.04792 158 109 39 10
773 It’s the bottom of the ninth, bases are loaded. And so am I. 1.3734 0.04876 158 110 37 11
774 So good, it's like it's right there in your living room 1.3734 0.04707 158 108 41 9
775 Nothing much. Same old. 1.3733 0.05054 150 105 34 11
776 Me? Managing 3rd base. 1.3733 0.04874 150 103 38 9
777 Bottom of the 8th and yes, of course they sang ‘Sweet Caroline. 1.3733 0.05142 150 106 32 12
778 Kevin Costner returns in the 2020 pandemic remake “Living Room of Dreams” 1.3733 0.05054 150 105 34 11
779 « well so I signed up for zoom plus... » 1.3733 0.05142 150 106 32 12
780 We’re not playing in the house, honey. It’s Phys. Ed. period. 1.3733 0.04781 150 102 40 8
781 Just watching sports. How about you? 1.3733 0.05054 150 105 34 11
782 Are you sure they’re not essential workers? 1.3733 0.05313 150 108 28 14
783 “I won’t be able to save these seats much longer.” 1.3733 0.05054 150 105 34 11
784 As far as I can tell, fair is foul and foul is fair. 1.3733 0.04828 150 105 35 10
785 I told him to bunt in this game, and he can try to hit a home run with me later”. 1.3733 0.05142 150 106 32 12
786 I'm looking for help on ground rule doubles in a two-and-a-half bathroom. Yes, I assure you there will be fan interference. 1.3733 0.05142 150 106 32 12
787 Oh, nothing. Just watching another home game. 1.3733 0.05142 150 106 32 12
788 I can't wait for the Away games 1.3733 0.04965 150 104 36 10
789 Hi MOM. Yup everything’s fine. Geoff is just playing baseball with the kids. 1.3733 0.04965 150 104 36 10
790 So far, three windows, two lamps, and the dog. The only curve that’s flattened here is George’s curveball.” 1.3733 0.05142 150 106 32 12
791 I don't think THIS was what the governor meant by ' stay home and find something you like to do 1.3733 0.05054 150 105 34 11
792 Okay, less than six feet, but he IS wearing a mask. 1.3733 0.04781 150 102 40 8
793 Hi, I'd like to cancel the Premium Sports Package. 1.3733 0.04874 150 103 38 9
794 I'm serious, Sharon. It feels like you're really there. 1.3733 0.04965 150 104 36 10
795 Apparently, I've been making bad calls all day.” 1.3733 0.05054 150 105 34 11
796 Hello, I'd like to speak to Ken Burns. 1.3733 0.05142 150 106 32 12
797 I told him that diamonds are a girl’s best friend, and he just took that and ran. 1.3733 0.04874 150 103 38 9
798 They told me they were bringing a bundt. 1.3733 0.05054 150 105 34 11
799 This isn’t what they meant by “inside baseball” 1.3716 0.05008 148 103 35 10
800 Well, the catcher's the only one wearing a mask, but at least they all have gloves on. 1.3716 0.04915 148 102 37 9
801 I'll call you back after my meeting ― the new guy's about to pitch 1.3716 0.04626 148 99 43 6
802 Home plate doesn't mean my best china. 1.3716 0.05188 148 105 31 12
803 Home game. Why do you ask? 1.3716 0.04724 148 100 41 7
804 I'm calling to report a possible hit and run. And a battery. 1.3716 0.04915 148 102 37 9
805 I’m telling you Sally, how lucky you are that your husband works in finance right now 1.3699 0.05052 146 102 34 10
806 . "I don't know yet, if Greg strikes out he's the one going to the supermarket". 1.3699 0.04663 146 98 42 6
807 They’re reenacting Game 5 Mets/Orioles 1969 World Series; bottom eighth inning, tie score, Cleon Jones up. 1.3699 0.04957 146 101 36 9
808 No, Honey, it's not what I pictured when you said the guys were coming over for the big game. 1.3699 0.04957 146 101 36 9
809 I'm fine with it as long as they don't start spitting. 1.3699 0.04763 146 99 40 7
810 Walk him and pitch to the delivery boy 1.3681 0.04700 144 97 41 6
811 So about grandpa’s urn... 1.3681 0.05097 144 101 33 10
812 The resolution is so good there are tobacco juice stains on the carpet. 1.3681 0.04903 144 99 37 8
813 Gotta go. It's the bottom of the ninth and I'm on third. 1.3681 0.05001 144 100 35 9
814 Nope, it is still boring. 1.3669 0.05221 139 98 31 10
815 The hardest part is getting the peanut shells out of the carpeting. 1.3662 0.05045 142 99 34 9
816 Hi. I have a question about our insurance policy. 1.3657 0.05140 134 93 33 8
817 I gotta go. I’m sitting on third base. 1.3655 0.05068 145 102 33 10
818 Yeah, the cat is getting used to it. 1.3655 0.04973 145 101 35 9
819 Take me OUT to the ballgame had a better ring to it 1.3655 0.05068 145 102 33 10
820 Can I call you back? I'm on third. 1.3655 0.04973 145 101 35 9
821 I’m playing, mom. I’m stealing the signs. 1.3655 0.04875 145 100 37 8
822 I can deal with the broken glass, but the tobacco spit is disgusting. 1.3655 0.05068 145 102 33 10
823 Let me call you back, bases are loaded and there might be a squeeze play at home. 1.3655 0.04776 145 99 39 7
824 Getting to first base is figurative 1.3655 0.05433 145 106 25 14
825 Our cable is down, so I’m watching the game live. 1.3655 0.04675 145 98 41 6
826 How're you doing? We're up to 14: 12 windows and 2 sculptures. 1.3655 0.04973 145 101 35 9
827 this is the first time i’ve gotten to third base on the couch 1.3643 0.05572 140 103 23 14
828 Actually, I DO care whether they never get back. 1.3643 0.05190 140 99 31 10
829 My husband is currently working from home plate. 1.3643 0.05190 140 99 31 10
830 « White House secretary, can I help you? » 1.3636 0.05394 143 104 26 13
831 What a year to have front row seats 1.3636 0.04816 143 98 38 7
832 Not much, just watching a game 1.3636 0.05302 143 103 28 12
833 No, it's ok, Sheila, I can talk. I got the game on pause. 1.3636 0.05113 143 101 32 10
834 Jon, get home fast, these guys just broke in to steal home!!! 1.3636 0.05209 143 102 30 11
835 I’ll have him call you when he rounds home. 1.3636 0.04816 143 98 38 7
836 I can't stay on much longer, I 'm on deck after the cat. 1.3636 0.04917 143 99 36 8
837 I still think that the catcher should not be the only one with a mask on. 1.3636 0.05209 143 102 30 11
838 You know how it is with the quarantine: A home game really is a home game. 1.3630 0.04945 146 102 35 9
839 Well our sports are back. We have baseball in the living room, soccer in the hallway, and football in the garage. 1.3630 0.04848 146 101 37 8
840 Yeah we’re both still working from home. 1.3623 0.05137 138 97 32 9
841 Well, my husband *did* say he was getting me a diamond. 1.3623 0.05033 138 96 34 8
842 No, mother, he's wearing a mask. 1.3623 0.05137 138 97 32 9
843 Oh, just watchin' the ball game. You? 1.3623 0.05033 138 96 34 8
844 Yes, mom we're all staying inside and just playing games. Yes, bored games. 1.3623 0.04818 138 94 38 6
845 The AirBnB listing didn’t say anything about baseball. 1.3617 0.05160 141 100 31 10
846 Doctor, I’ve got a major league headache. 1.3617 0.05539 141 104 23 14
847 I'm at the MLB home opener 1.3617 0.05061 141 99 33 9
848 Well I've got these life-size baseball player cutouts so I'm not *that* alone. How're you holding up? 1.3617 0.05352 141 102 27 12
849 Yeah I’m seeing ballplayers, is that a symptom? 1.3617 0.05061 141 99 33 9
850 I miss the commercials. 1.3617 0.05160 141 100 31 10
851 The date's going great. I just got to third base. 1.3617 0.05160 141 100 31 10
852 My fantasy team just stole home. 1.3617 0.05446 141 103 25 13
853 They claim they have a Constitutional right to play baseball. 1.3617 0.05352 141 102 27 12
854 Yes a hot dog with mustard and a Diet Coke Please ring when you arrive 1.3617 0.04959 141 98 35 8
855 It's ok. It's less than five people. 1.3617 0.05352 141 102 27 12
856 I guess this counts as family game night. 1.3617 0.05061 141 99 33 9
857 I told you I would do anything to watch baseball again ⚾️ 1.3617 0.05160 141 100 31 10
858 Yeah it’s not a day at the park here either 1.3617 0.05257 141 101 29 11
859 Yeah, I bought both teams. What’s the fun of being the 1%, if you can’t have the best seats during the season? 1.3617 0.05257 141 101 29 11
860 Perhaps we need to install a net in front of the sofa... 1.3617 0.05257 141 101 29 11
861 Good news is, I have the best seat in the house. Bad news is, home plate is my fine china. 1.3617 0.04959 141 98 35 8
862 Send in a lefty from the kitchen. We can't afford to lose another home game. 1.3617 0.04643 141 100 33 8
863 Those virtual reality pills work great! 1.3617 0.04959 141 98 35 8
864 Oh, you heard me all right, Helen... count's three and one and Dave's about to ground into an inning-ending double play... I know, pathetic. 1.3617 0.05352 141 102 27 12
865 It's a shutin. 1.3617 0.05257 141 101 29 11
866 No, I'm stealing signs. 1.3617 0.05160 141 100 31 10
867 I skipped Spring cleaning and went right to Spring training. 1.3617 0.05257 141 101 29 11
868 Yes, but I DO care if I never get back. 1.3617 0.05061 141 99 33 9
869 No, nothing surprises me anymore. I don’t even bat an eye. 1.3611 0.05179 144 103 30 11
870 We’re all playing inside baseball. 1.3611 0.05084 144 102 32 10
871 It’s top of the 8th, Dad is catching, boyfriend is batting, he’s 2 for2 today and brother is pitching. Another beautiful day in Quarantine Park 1.3611 0.05271 144 104 28 12
872 I think it's time for a change up. 1.3611 0.04308 144 102 35 7
873 I thought I was safe at home. 1.3611 0.04889 144 100 36 8
874 I feel like this is coming from left field. 1.3611 0.04987 144 101 34 9
875 I'm on deck, can I call you later? 1.3611 0.05179 144 103 30 11
876 The home game became contentious when Fluffy was caught stealing signals 1.3611 0.05179 144 103 30 11
877 Nothing much. Just sitting around watching the game. 1.3611 0.05179 144 103 30 11
878 It was either this or letting them 'skydive' from the top of the staircase 1.3609 0.05266 133 94 30 9
879 Juuuust a bit inside. 1.3603 0.04745 136 92 39 5
880 I get the feeling he wants me to stop hosting the knitting club. 1.3603 0.05490 136 99 25 12
881 Walk him... Please, please walk him. 1.3603 0.05078 136 95 33 8
882 I'm hoping for a no-hitter. 1.3603 0.05184 136 96 31 9
883 He keeps pitching him inside. 1.3603 0.04859 136 93 37 6
884 I got Peanuts and Cracker Jacks all over the floor and if they sing 'Take Me Out To the Ball Game' one more time, I will scream! 1.3603 0.05078 136 95 33 8
885 It's fine, but I don't think I'll stay for the whole game. 1.3597 0.05106 139 98 32 9
886 Yeah, I got season tickets to all home games! 1.3597 0.05404 139 101 26 12
887 Gotta go. I’m in charge of the Seventh-Inning Stretch Snacks. 1.3597 0.05003 139 97 34 8
888 I’ve got the perfect seat for the 7th inning stretch 1.3597 0.04898 139 96 36 7
889 One, two, three strikes, you're outta my house! 1.3597 0.05306 139 100 28 11
890 You were right, Doc. The walks have helped. 1.3597 0.05306 139 100 28 11
891 It could be worse. The Jets play in 7-B. 1.3597 0.05106 139 98 32 9
892 Yes, he's at home. 1.3597 0.05207 139 99 30 10
893 No, I asked if you deliver peanuts and cracker jacks... 1.3597 0.05106 139 98 32 9
894 Yep, he said he just wanted to get to first base! 1.3597 0.05499 139 102 24 13
895 Yeah, I'm at home. 1.3597 0.04898 139 96 36 7
896 High and inside? No! Sober up and play OUTSIDE! 1.3597 0.05106 139 98 32 9
897 Yes, I'm ready to come back to the office 1.3597 0.04898 139 96 36 7
898 No, I'm not the umpire, the cat is" 1.3597 0.05404 139 101 26 12
899 Bring me some peanuts and crackerjacks. 1.3597 0.05106 139 98 32 9
900 If it's "just a pastime" then why don't you let them do it in YOUR living room?! 1.3597 0.05404 139 101 26 12
901 They are playing at home this week 1.3597 0.05106 139 98 32 9
902 I don't understand this game very well, Ethel. but I think I scored a seat on the 50-yard line. 1.3597 0.05207 139 99 30 10
903 Hello! When does our homeowners insurance policy expire? 1.3597 0.05404 139 101 26 12
904 Now, you and I both know it would be wrong to give an account of the game without the express written consent of Major League Baseball. 1.3597 0.05207 139 99 30 10
905 I'm feeling a win today...we're the home team. 1.3597 0.05106 139 98 32 9
906 You CANNOT believe how cheap these front row seats were 1.3582 0.05339 134 96 28 10
907 and once again, just a bit inside 1.3582 0.05545 134 98 24 12
908 Insurance rates skyrocket as the MLB mandates a work from home policy. 1.3582 0.05014 134 93 34 7
909 They say it's caused by a bat? 1.3582 0.05339 134 96 28 10
910 We're just hoping the USC college recruiter believes the San Diego Quaranteam is a real sports club. 1.3582 0.05125 134 94 32 8
911 He can't talk right now! There's a man on third, 2 outs, and the count is 3 and 2! 1.3582 0.05545 134 98 24 12
912 Yeah, he’s bummed that his season was postponed but he’s still able to work from home. 1.3577 0.05256 137 98 29 10
913 I would never again complain about my husband not staying home. 1.3577 0.05153 137 97 31 9
914 Yeah, the bases are loaded, too. 1.3577 0.05457 137 100 25 12
915 When he said he wanted to get to 3rd base with me, I didn’t know this is what he meant... 1.3577 0.05357 137 99 27 11
916 Those who live in glass houses shouldn’t play ball. 1.3577 0.05256 137 98 29 10
917 OK, OK, you can go back downstairs and play video games! 1.3577 0.05048 137 96 33 8
918 It's a home game, literally. 1.3577 0.04718 137 93 39 5
919 Just hangin’ out...watching the game... 1.3577 0.05048 137 96 33 8
920 I'm not an Inside Baseball expert, but is the cat supposed to cough up a tobacco ball? 1.3577 0.05153 137 97 31 9
921 This isn’t what I had in mind when I said I wanted live baseball back in my living room. 1.3577 0.05457 137 100 25 12
922 No. I don't play...It's too inside baseball for me 1.3577 0.04830 137 94 37 6
923 Watching the game. How about you? 1.3577 0.04940 137 95 35 7
924 I'm just watching the game. What are you up to? 1.3577 0.05256 137 98 29 10
925 Call me intermittently and shout,“Peanuts! Get your peanuts here!” 1.3577 0.05048 137 96 33 8
926 Who do I “root root root” for when they are all my home team? 1.3577 0.05357 137 99 27 11
927 Gotta go — in the middle of a home game. 1.3577 0.04940 137 95 35 7
928 Hey Mom, can you pick them up from practice? 1.3577 0.05256 137 98 29 10
929 Hello, I'd like to schedule a few away games 1.3577 0.04603 137 92 41 4
930 My marriage is in its ninth inning, Deb, and I'm not speaking metaphorically. 1.3577 0.04830 137 94 37 6
931 Annie, hurry it’s damn Field Of Dreams again here in apartment 2n - and we need an umpire 1.3577 0.05256 137 98 29 10
932 He wasn't kidding when he said he'd drive that one home! 1.3577 0.05554 137 101 23 13
933 There’s so much time to kill with this quarantine, they decided to play a doubleheader. 1.3577 0.05153 137 97 31 9
934 Hold on—I’m getting a call from the bullpen. 1.3577 0.05357 137 99 27 11
935 The team have a home advantage. 1.3577 0.05457 137 100 25 12
936 I know how much you miss sports. Just wait until you get home. 1.3577 0.05256 137 98 29 10
937 And over on the couch there I see that there is a fan trying to signal to the pitcher that the cat is trying to steal home! He doesn’t seem to see it though Bill. . . 1.3561 0.05392 132 95 27 10
938 A League Of Their Own Home 1.3561 0.05173 132 93 31 8
939 This isn't what they meant by working from home 1.3561 0.05498 132 96 25 11
940 So this is what they mean by home game. 1.3561 0.05283 132 94 29 9
941 I don't know, I think I'm on third base or something. 1.3561 0.05060 132 92 33 7
942 I know there's no crying in baseball,but this is different! 1.3561 0.05602 132 97 23 12
943 I told him I wanted a diamond for my birthday. This was not the diamond I had in mind. 1.3561 0.05498 132 96 25 11
944 Should have married a website designer. 1.3561 0.05173 132 93 31 8
945 Technology these days; It’s as if they are playing in my living room! 1.3561 0.05173 132 93 31 8
946 Listen, Alice, they think I’m an airhead, but actually I’m stealing their signs. 1.3561 0.05283 132 94 29 9
947 He declared Fred’s balls were high and inside and now it’s a game. 1.3561 0.05173 132 93 31 8
948 A recent study has revealed that quarantining alone at home is still more entertaining that watching a baseball game. 1.3561 0.05173 132 93 31 8
949 Well, we just decided it just didn't feel like spring without baseball. 1.3561 0.05173 132 93 31 8
950 This is why we can’t buy nice things in this house! 1.3561 0.05392 132 95 27 10
951 Baseball leaves me cold but Tibbles chasing the ball around the room makes it bearable. 1.3561 0.05392 132 95 27 10
952 Yeah I'm OK with it -but I had to draw the line with cheerleaders. 1.3561 0.05283 132 94 29 9
953 Help, New Yorker, Andy Borowitz is inside my house, hitting slow-pitch softballs out of the park, and he just demolished my bookshelf of satirical writings! Sure, I guess a tote bag would make it all better. 1.3561 0.05704 132 98 21 13
954 ESPN needs you to stop for a commercial. 1.3561 0.04944 132 91 35 6
955 With the season on hold, you'd be surprised how cheap it is to rent minor leaguers! 1.3561 0.05173 132 93 31 8
956 No, the lockdown hasn't affected me at all. How about you? 1.3561 0.05283 132 94 29 9
957 Yes, I would like to cancel the all access package. 1.3556 0.05094 135 95 32 8
958 Sis, I can live with this but I'll be moving in with you when the NFL season starts. 1.3556 0.05201 135 96 30 9
959 Sorry it’s loud, I’m sitting right by stay-at-home base 1.3556 0.05094 135 95 32 8
960 Can't talk now. He's about to hit a house run. 1.3554 0.05360 121 85 29 7
961 I bought the most darling little pitcher today. 1.3554 0.05487 121 86 27 8
962 So that’s when it hit me — take THE BALLGAME out to ME. 1.3554 0.05611 121 87 25 9
963 He said these Mets cardboard cutouts are still better than watching Nascar 1.3538 0.05445 130 94 26 10
964 I don’t care who wins, I’m not cleaning Gatorade out of the carpet again 1.3538 0.04988 130 90 34 6
965 Everybody, keep your balls in your pants. 1.3538 0.05445 130 94 26 10
966 If you make it to second grab me some pickles from the fridge dear 1.3538 0.04867 130 89 36 5
967 Yes, that's right. A 12-pack of cold ones, 12 brats with everything, and 12 boxes of Cracker Jack. 1.3538 0.04988 130 90 34 6
968 For God's sake, Harry! Flatten the fricking curve! 1.3538 0.04988 130 90 34 6
969 Commentator, spectator, coach and sponsor. All is me! 1.3538 0.05445 130 94 26 10
970 It’s not the broken mirrors I mind as much as the Astroturf carpet. 1.3538 0.05106 130 91 32 7
971 It's the bottom of the ninth, can I call you back? 1.3538 0.04988 130 90 34 6
972 ...peanuts,Cracker Jack. Oh, and two sheets of drywall. 1.3538 0.05222 130 92 30 8
973 Not another breaking pitch! 1.3538 0.04928 130 92 31 7
974 Can't talk now. I'm at a home opener. 1.3538 0.05445 130 94 26 10
975 I'm just glad it's not hockey season. 1.3538 0.04988 130 90 34 6
976 You got two balls. 1.3538 0.04743 130 88 38 4
977 The Boys of Summer are getting old 1.3538 0.05222 130 92 30 8
978 Hello, Delta Dental? 1.3538 0.05222 130 92 30 8
979 Can't talk right now, Helen, the bases are loaded and I'm sitting in the middle of the diamond! 1.3538 0.05335 130 93 28 9
980 I can't wait for an away game. 1.3538 0.04743 130 88 38 4
981 A broken window I can forgive, but not providing peanuts is inexcusable 1.3538 0.04867 130 89 36 5
982 Is repairing windows an essential service? 1.3538 0.04988 130 90 34 6
983 Can you send some to replace a window in about one minute? 1.3538 0.05106 130 91 32 7
984 Can you speak a little louder? It’s hard to hear with that guy in the kitchen banging on the trashcan. 1.3538 0.05222 130 92 30 8
985 At least it's not ice hockey. 1.3538 0.05335 130 93 28 9
986 I've got to hang up now, Mom. I'm on deck. 1.3538 0.04988 130 90 34 6
987 Hello, glass repairs? No, nothing yet, but you might as well get here now. 1.3538 0.05222 130 92 30 8
988 Alex the cat hides as Donna admits to her psychiatrist that she dropped acid 4 times in 1968. 1.3534 0.05566 133 98 23 12
989 Do you think if I tear it down, they will go away? 1.3534 0.05028 133 93 33 7
990 No Peg...the Reds and Cubs are playing in Sally’s apartment. 1.3534 0.05250 133 95 29 9
991 Hello. Yes I'd like to amend my Airbnb terms and conditions. 1.3534 0.05463 133 97 25 11
992 ... and they call me a homewrecker. 1.3534 0.05250 133 95 29 9
993 I’m just glad it isn’t hockey season. 1.3534 0.05028 133 93 33 7
994 They have been staring at each other for about 25 minutes now. They said it was "imagination" baseball. Yeah, it's a Covid thing. 1.3534 0.05358 133 96 27 10
995 The score is tied, it’s the bottom of the 9th, bases loaded and two outs. Other than that, not much. You? 1.3534 0.05250 133 95 29 9
996 I've put a lock on the refrigerator in case they get bored with baseball and want to play ice hockey. 1.3534 0.05028 133 93 33 7
997 Yes, hello... Is window replacement an essential service? 1.3534 0.04553 133 89 41 3
998 Mrs. Klein in 7B has a batting cage in her dining room, but we have better concessions and a Jumbotron. 1.3534 0.05463 133 97 25 11
999 Can I call you back? I'm babysitting the Twins. 1.3534 0.05668 133 99 21 13
1000 They've stolen home. 1.3534 0.05463 133 97 25 11
1001 This is ridiculous. I'm punished for scratching the furniture,but they get to play nine innings. 1.3534 0.05463 133 97 25 11
1002 Now I know the meaning of "inside baseball"! 1.3534 0.05358 133 96 27 10
1003 Can you believe they're charging $15 for warm beer? And it's my house. 1.3534 0.05028 133 93 33 7
1004 Bottom of the 9th, carpets loaded. 1.3534 0.05250 133 95 29 9
1005 Signaling For The Covid Curveball... 1.3534 0.05028 133 93 33 7
1006 Yes, Airbnb 1.3534 0.05668 133 99 21 13
1007 He's still working from home. 1.3534 0.05250 133 95 29 9
1008 So much for take me OUT to the ballgame. 1.3534 0.05250 133 95 29 9
1009 Yes, they're having fun, but only one of them is wearing a mask. 1.3534 0.04914 133 92 35 6
1010 All I said was, I wouldn't mind seeing a home game. 1.3534 0.05028 133 93 33 7
1011 Honey, this is not what I meant when I said I wanted to go to third base. 1.3534 0.05668 133 99 21 13
1012 I can’t come over, it’s the bottom of the 7th and Mickey’s at bat. I’m all set to sing ‘Take me out to the Ball Game’ or anywhere, for that matter! 1.3534 0.05358 133 96 27 10
1013 I am watching the game on ESPN VR. It feels like I am really there! 1.3534 0.05028 133 93 33 7
1014 Tell me again about the infield fly rule. 1.3534 0.04797 133 91 37 5
1015 The cat's going to try to steal second. 1.3534 0.05028 133 93 33 7
1016 I'd like to order peanuts and Cracker Jacks. 1.3534 0.05140 133 94 31 8
1017 I don't know, Jane, it's some sort of TikTok challenge. 1.3534 0.05028 133 93 33 7
1018 I’ll never complain about live sports on TV again 1.3534 0.05140 133 94 31 8
1019 I have a feeling this stay-at-home game is going into extra innings. 1.3534 0.05140 133 94 31 8
1020 Yeah, they're still playing without fans. But I'm liking the new no-spitting rules. 1.3534 0.05140 133 94 31 8
1021 Hello Sharon. They've decided to call themselves the Quaranteam". 1.3534 0.05358 133 96 27 10
1022 When he mentioned baseball in the living room, I had something very different in mind. 1.3529 0.05274 136 98 28 10
1023 Hello, bullpen? We need a left-handed reliever in 4C. 1.3516 0.05033 128 89 33 6
1024 Bottom of the 1st here, Home team 1 - Chihuly vase 0. 1.3511 0.05410 131 95 26 10
1025 Go long 1.3511 0.05189 131 93 30 8
1026 Apparently, this is a home game." 1.3509 0.05570 114 81 26 7
1027 He claims he said ball club, not book club. 1.3488 0.04879 129 89 35 5
1028 Safer at home" my ass 1.3488 0.05352 129 93 27 9
1029 Next week we’ll move the couch and play soccer. 1.3465 0.05169 127 90 30 7
1030 No that’s not the TV, my husband is conducting a PE class for the boys 1.3465 0.05405 127 92 26 9
1031 Hello Über Eats? What’s your ETA on the peanuts and Crackerjack? 1.3465 0.05405 127 92 26 9
1032 The plus side is, every hit can be considered a home run 1.3465 0.05289 127 91 28 8
1033 It beats rodeo night. 1.3465 0.05742 127 95 20 12
1034 Yes, hi - I’d like to cancel the live sports cable package, please. 1.3465 0.05169 127 90 30 7
1035 You'd better eat without him. We're going into extra innings. 1.3465 0.05169 127 90 30 7
1036 It's something about 'A Shot Heard 'round the Living Room.' 1.3465 0.05405 127 92 26 9
1037 Be careful. The cat has been stealing the catcher's signs. 1.3465 0.05520 127 93 24 10
1038 That isn't what I meant when I asked you to pitch in with the housework. 1.3465 0.05047 127 89 32 6
1039 I dunno Ethel, I preferred it when Tuesday was Poker night. 1.3465 0.05289 127 91 28 8
1040 He's got a fabulous inside pitch. 1.3465 0.05520 127 93 24 10
1041 I didn’t expect “Home game” to be so literal. 1.3465 0.05169 127 90 30 7
1042 I've been watching this for 32 years, Marge. He's NOT afraid to throw that slider in the carpet, even with a full count. 1.3465 0.05520 127 93 24 10
1043 Sunflower seeds all over my new Berber throw rug! 1.3465 0.05520 127 93 24 10
1044 This virus has a lot to answer for. 1.3465 0.05289 127 91 28 8
1045 This pitcher has been throwing inside all night 1.3445 0.05395 119 85 27 7
1046 I’m not sure how it started, but the Mets are losing. 1.3443 0.04907 122 84 34 4
1047 I’ll have to call you back, Brenda. Joe’s stealing home. 1.3443 0.05305 122 87 28 7
1048 Well, I did tell the dating service that I was looking for another single. 1.3438 0.05370 128 93 26 9
1049 Hi doctor, yeah, this week I see 3 baseball players in my living room! 1.3438 0.05254 128 92 28 8
1050 No! I'm still on third base. 1.3438 0.05136 128 91 30 7
1051 I think, "who's" pitching, "what's" catching and "I don't know's" is batting. Guys, six feet apart! Merle D. Ulery Miami, FL 1.3438 0.05594 128 95 22 11
1052 It's a hit with him but a swing and a miss with me. 1.3438 0.05254 128 92 28 8
1053 It’s baseball so, yep, still bored. 1.3438 0.05254 128 92 28 8
1054 I’m thinking we’re having hot dogs and beer again tonight, how about you? 1.3438 0.05370 128 93 26 9
1055 This isn't what I had in mind when I ordered a pitcher 1.3438 0.05136 128 91 30 7
1056 Yeah, it’s one more strike and then he’s out...of ideas. We’re getting pretty desperate for entertainment over here. 1.3426 0.05607 108 77 25 6
1057 Yes, Frank is working from home, too. 1.3419 0.05314 117 83 28 6
1058 Our first date, and he's already trying to score. 1.3417 0.05358 120 86 27 7
1059 It's the bottom of the ninth, and the couches are loaded 1.3415 0.05269 123 88 28 7
1060 You wouldn't understand, it's all inside baseball. 1.3415 0.05141 123 87 30 6
1061 Mm-hm. So a vacuum for the sunflower seeds, and soap and water for the chewing tobacco stains? Thanks, mom. 1.3415 0.05010 123 86 32 5
1062 Yeah, well, he’s not getting to first base with me anymore. 1.3415 0.05516 123 90 24 9
1063 Thank goodness we had that third kid! 1.3413 0.05184 126 90 29 7
1064 Hold on, I can’t hear you. Someone’s banging on a trash can. 1.3413 0.05060 126 89 31 6
1065 Brilliant! Now how do you expect we handle the hockey season? 1.3413 0.05423 126 92 25 9
1066 For heaven’s sake Marge, all I did was ask Al to mix the batter up, and the next thing I know ... 1.3413 0.05305 126 91 27 8
1067 The thing is, Cheryl, after two months of daily bread baking, we didn’t have many options left. 1.3413 0.05423 126 92 25 9
1068 They said they play better at home. 1.3413 0.05184 126 90 29 7
1069 You know how life sometimes throws you a curveball? 1.3413 0.04933 126 88 33 5
1070 Time out...we need to decide on the chandelier...an out or a ground rule single? 1.3413 0.05764 126 95 19 12
1071 Your bleachers or mine? 1.3413 0.05305 126 91 27 8
1072 They will be gone soon. He mentioned something about a short stop 1.3413 0.05423 126 92 25 9
1073 Stop!! Playing before live fans hasn't been approved yet. 1.3413 0.05539 126 93 23 10
1074 Yeah, the experts say we're only in the second inning of this thing. 1.3413 0.05184 126 90 29 7
1075 The "miniature-variation" works way better with golf. 1.3413 0.05423 126 92 25 9
1076 I’ll bet all I’ve got on the home team. 1.3413 0.04802 126 87 35 4
1077 Hello State Farm, how many strikes are on my home policy? 1.3413 0.05305 126 91 27 8
1078 Change it up, there's a guy in 4D stealing signs. 1.3413 0.05305 126 91 27 8
1079 What constitutes a home run? 1.3413 0.05764 126 95 19 12
1080 I understand, Sharon ... it's just that when you asked me if I could watch your sons for a while, I didn't know ... 1.3413 0.05539 126 93 23 10
1081 No, strike two was when you scared the cat. 1.3413 0.05060 126 89 31 6
1082 He's been watching that damn Kevin Costner movie on Netflix. 1.3413 0.05423 126 92 25 9
1083 I told Jim he had to wear a mask if his friends came over to play. 1.3413 0.05539 126 93 23 10
1084 It’s just like Field of Dreams — they disappear when my parents come home. 1.3413 0.04933 126 88 33 5
1085 Oh, you know, same old same old. But Clem's home baseball league is up and running! 1.3413 0.05305 126 91 27 8
1086 . . . they're just going a little batty. 1.3413 0.05184 126 90 29 7
1087 It’s no longer safer at home, for me. 1.3411 0.05447 129 95 24 10
1088 Here is Steve - a man who is about to destroy his living room, his marriage, and eventually his life. 1.3411 0.05220 129 93 28 8
1089 Three strikes, you’re outside 1.3411 0.05557 129 96 22 11
1090 I believe we’ve found a new meaning to home-run-hitter. 1.3411 0.05335 129 94 26 9
1091 Having them all home again has been challenging. 1.3411 0.05220 129 93 28 8
1092 Sure I can talk, I'm not getting too many plays at third. 1.3411 0.04983 129 91 32 6
1093 Yes, they are safely home. 1.3411 0.04983 129 91 32 6
1094 Gotta call ya back, the game’s on. 1.3411 0.05103 129 92 30 7
1095 Don't worry. This is much safer than our neighbor's NASCAR. 1.3411 0.05557 129 96 22 11
1096 Can I call you back? I'm on deck with two outs in the ninth. 1.3411 0.04983 129 91 32 6
1097 I gave Harry the okay to join a menage a trois swingers club as long as he played at home. 1.3411 0.05220 129 93 28 8
1098 We're safe at home, but we'd rather be out. 1.3411 0.05447 129 95 24 10
1099 Girlfriend, even getting to first base is difficult with the family always around. 1.3411 0.05447 129 95 24 10
1100 Apparently, I'm covering third base. 1.3411 0.05103 129 92 30 7
1101 Fortunately, the rest of the team is working remotely. 1.3411 0.04733 129 89 36 4
1102 Mom? You won't believe the curveball Al threw me today... 1.3411 0.05220 129 93 28 8
1103 Yes, Mom, this is live from Fenway. I have the crowd on mute. 1.3396 0.06271 106 80 16 10
1104 My job? Yes, it's all home based now. 1.3396 0.05826 106 77 22 7
1105 I know, it finally feels like May here too. 1.3388 0.04917 121 84 33 4
1106 It's literally a home game. 1.3388 0.05449 121 88 25 8
1107 hello? is this playstation customer service? 1.3387 0.04843 124 86 34 4
1108 Hello, Grubhub? Buy me some peanuts and Cracker Jacks. 1.3387 0.04977 124 87 32 5
1109 Yeah, I think he misunderstood when I told him baseball makes me hot. 1.3387 0.05597 124 92 22 10
1110 Can’t talk right now. I’m about to steal home. 1.3387 0.05597 124 92 22 10
1111 Yes, and when you deliver the food can you throw it at me from about 30 yards back? 1.3387 0.05357 124 90 26 8
1112 I know I asked for a ballpark estimate for a house-cleaning but this is ridiculous! 1.3387 0.05357 124 90 26 8
1113 You’ll never know what’ll hit you next! 1.3387 0.05713 124 93 20 11
1114 Hey, hey - no spittin' 1.3387 0.05357 124 90 26 8
1115 No, the resolution is fine. I just don't think the 'Live Sports' package is for me. 1.3387 0.05357 124 90 26 8
1116 I am not sure I want to continue with the HD sports package 1.3387 0.05597 124 92 22 10
1117 This broadcast is from 'The House that Ruth Built.' I'm Ruth." 1.3387 0.05170 124 91 25 8
1118 If this bum gets on base ,I'm calling in Carlos from the kitchen to take over" 1.3387 0.05233 124 89 28 7
1119 With both teams playing at home this week, travel should not be an issue for either squad 1.3386 0.05270 127 92 27 8
1120 I’ll trade you courtside seats for a packet of yeast. 1.3386 0.05387 127 93 25 9
1121 I’m just hoping for rain before the fireworks. 1.3386 0.05387 127 93 25 9
1122 Can’t talk now; bottom of the ninth, bases loaded, two outs, and my husband’s at bat! 1.3386 0.05387 127 93 25 9
1123 Home plate is in the dishwasher!"~Helen Rosenbaum, LI 1.3386 0.05387 127 93 25 9
1124 Yes, they've promised not to spit. 1.3386 0.05270 127 92 27 8
1125 Yes, that's right, I need 50 rolls of bubble wrap for baseball season. 1.3386 0.05387 127 93 25 9
1126 About time they made parking free at home games 1.3386 0.05270 127 92 27 8
1127 That reminds me, I need to mix my cake batter, batter, batter. 1.3386 0.05150 127 91 29 7
1128 Is it still a home run? 1.3386 0.05027 127 90 31 6
1129 They just appeared out of a cornfield. 1.3385 0.05186 130 94 28 8
1130 If they start spitting, they're gone. 1.3385 0.05070 130 93 30 7
1131 Yes they are playing in my house. No Yankees are beating Boston six to three. 1.3385 0.05186 130 94 28 8
1132 Three hot dogs, three beers and some Xanax 1.3385 0.04951 130 92 32 6
1133 Oh, fine I guess. How about you? 1.3385 0.05186 130 94 28 8
1134 He's stealing signs off the hallway mirror. 1.3385 0.05186 130 94 28 8
1135 But what counts as a home run? 1.3365 0.05734 104 75 23 6
1136 'I know it was a home run but I said no running in my home' 1.3364 0.05625 107 77 24 6
1137 Just because Michael Jordan became a baseball player later in life doesn’t mean you can change careers too. You are data analysts. 1.3362 0.05736 116 86 21 9
1138 These lifesize cutouts are so real! 1.3361 0.05240 119 85 28 6
1139 I guess I know what “inside baseball” means now... 1.3361 0.05411 122 89 25 8
1140 If you break the lamp, it’s an automatic out. 1.3361 0.05284 122 88 27 7
1141 I think his dream of scoring a home run is just about to come true 1.3361 0.05155 122 87 29 6
1142 If he thinks this is getting him to third base, he’s sorely mistaken. 1.3361 0.05656 122 91 21 10
1143 I need to get out of home base... 1.3361 0.05284 122 88 27 7
1144 I woudln't expect to get tired of homeruns. Ever. But here it is. 1.3361 0.04885 122 85 33 4
1145 And the hits just keep on coming... 1.3361 0.05774 122 92 19 11
1146 Ya, Al’s up to bat now. We’re good. And you? 1.3361 0.05656 122 91 21 10
1147 Could be the top of the third, could be the bottom of the ninth, time is an illusion. 1.3361 0.05535 122 90 23 9
1148 Who’s On First. What’s on Second. I don’t know is on third. 1.3361 0.05535 122 90 23 9
1149 It’s gone too far. David is now ignoring my bunt sign. I wish they’d hurry up with a vaccine. 1.3361 0.05155 122 87 29 6
1150 . « Honestly Carol, for my money, this togetherness theme has begun to overstay its welcome.” 1.3361 0.05155 122 87 29 6
1151 I never thought I would miss sports on TV. 1.3361 0.05155 122 87 29 6
1152 I have to get out of Queens 1.3361 0.05535 122 90 23 9
1153 Also, we're going to meed more hotdogs and crackerjacks. 1.3361 0.05155 122 87 29 6
1154 The home team has a distinct advantage 1.3361 0.05535 122 90 23 9
1155 Other than a foul tip taking out my Baccarat vase, same old, same old. 1.3361 0.05155 122 87 29 6
1156 Bottom of the ninth...month of quarantine 1.3361 0.05021 122 86 31 5
1157 They said they'll shave their quarantine beards when they win the World Series. 1.3361 0.05535 122 90 23 9
1158 When the cat meows, it's a breaking ball. 1.3361 0.05656 122 91 21 10
1159 These 3-D TVs are so sophisticated, I'm a little nervous that "Law & Order" is on after the ballgame. 1.3361 0.05155 122 87 29 6
1160 You'd think they'd get a little bored with bunting 1.3361 0.05535 122 90 23 9
1161 It’s so bad even baseball is entertaining. 1.3361 0.04885 122 85 33 4
1162 Naturally, I'm rooting for the home team! 1.3361 0.05411 122 89 25 8
1163 It's 200 Balls / 300 Strikes - make this one count 1.3361 0.05284 122 88 27 7
1164 I don't know what I fear more, the coronavirus or a foul ball. 1.3361 0.05284 122 88 27 7
1165 All I said was that I was ready to go to Second Base. 1.3361 0.05021 122 86 31 5
1166 I’m telling you, Millie, I’m the only one in the stadium! 1.3361 0.05284 122 88 27 7
1167 There is no infield fly rule in my living room. 1.3361 0.05155 122 87 29 6
1168 I built it, and they came. Now how the hell do I get rid of them? 1.3361 0.05155 122 87 29 6
1169 I'm considering it a small victory that they didn't use my plates. 1.3361 0.05155 122 87 29 6
1170 Sure, come on over. There's room for one more designated sitter. 1.3361 0.05155 122 87 29 6
1171 The LSD is kicking in. 1.3361 0.05656 122 91 21 10
1172 You remember the good old days, when they just sing and play the guitar under your balcony? 1.3361 0.05535 122 90 23 9
1173 no. my boys are tolerating isolation really well. And yours? 1.3361 0.05021 122 86 31 5
1174 I hear MLB is opening the season without fans — crazy! 1.3361 0.05155 122 87 29 6
1175 Sometimes it feels like no one really SEES me, y’know? 1.3361 0.05411 122 89 25 8
1176 Yes, I'd like to check my home insurance coverage. My husband and his friends are getting a little stir-crazy. 1.3361 0.05656 122 91 21 10
1177 He's at the bottom of a fifth, loaded, and wants to hit one out of the house. 1.3361 0.04885 122 85 33 4
1178 'It's the end of the world, not the end of baseball.' 1.3361 0.05284 122 88 27 7
1179 Okay, Jeannie. I'll talk to you tomorrow. I'm going to go strap a 12 pack of Coors on my front and wander around yelling for a bit. 1.3361 0.05535 122 90 23 9
1180 Kevin, you were right. I built it and they're here. 1.3361 0.05155 122 87 29 6
1181 No, everything is normal. 1.3361 0.05284 122 88 27 7
1182 Gotta go. The television crew wants lunch. 1.3361 0.05155 122 87 29 6
1183 Actually, we are not missing pro sports here at all. 1.3361 0.05155 122 87 29 6
1184 And to top it all off, I have VIP seating for the game! 1.3333 0.05593 120 89 22 9
1185 On Wednesdays we agreed to re-enact my shows.. 1.3333 0.05563 117 86 23 8
1186 ‘Yeah, turns out I’m quarantining WITH the mets, not IN the met’ 1.3333 0.05067 120 85 30 5
1187 Guys, no spitting, guys! 1.3333 0.05291 117 84 27 6
1188 Bottom of the quarantine 1.3333 0.05593 120 89 22 9
1189 ...If they don’t win it’s a shame. 1.3333 0.05480 111 80 25 6
1190 Sure, I paid a fortune for the seats, but there's no line at the women's restroom this way. 1.3333 0.05466 120 88 24 8
1191 You were right. Even America’s greatest pastime doesn’t help pass time... 1.3333 0.05067 120 85 30 5
1192 He said he was bringing home a big diamond... 1.3333 0.05947 117 89 17 11
1193 I sure hope its a no hitter! 1.3333 0.05374 123 90 25 8
1194 When I heard them say batter's up I thought the dough for the bread was ready 1.3333 0.05429 117 85 25 7
1195 It is not like on TV, but afterward they go and bring me pizza. 1.3333 0.05067 120 85 30 5
1196 911? He stole home. 1.3333 0.05429 117 85 25 7
1197 Don't knock it out of here. 1.3333 0.05204 120 86 28 6
1198 And he wonders why he always strikes out with me. 1.3333 0.05291 117 84 27 6
1199 If he is really Owen Meany, I need to change seats. 1.3333 0.05429 117 85 25 7
1200 It's going better, thanks. Last week they tried hockey. 1.3333 0.05291 117 84 27 6
1201 They're playing inside out of an abundance of stupidity. 1.3333 0.05291 117 84 27 6
1202 They miss baseball so much and everything is insured, so I finally said "go ahead." 1.3333 0.05563 117 86 23 8
1203 Get someone loose in the bullpen, his curve just doesn't have it this year. 1.3333 0.05429 117 85 25 7
1204 I built it, they came, and now I can't get rid of them. 1.3333 0.05694 117 87 21 9
1205 Thanks, Evelyn. We'll touch base next week. 1.3333 0.05067 120 85 30 5
1206 Bob gave me a diamond. 1.3333 0.05694 117 87 21 9
1207 I'm on deck. I can talk. 1.3333 0.05005 117 82 31 4
1208 I swear my dear, these new tv's are getting better and better, it feels that I can touch them 1.3305 0.05523 118 87 23 8
1209 We are all a bit wound up at this point... Jerry especially 1.3305 0.04971 118 83 31 4
1210 Hi are you there? Yes, we’re still on the same round of charades. 1.3305 0.05652 118 88 21 9
1211 I think we’re in for another stay-at-home run... 1.3305 0.05652 118 88 21 9
1212 Hi yes I’d like to speak with a representative about an issue I have with my new cable upgrade 1.3305 0.05254 118 85 27 6
1213 Yeah, the pandemic really gives new meaning to the term 'home run.' 1.3305 0.05390 118 86 25 7
1214 With Nerf-ball, it's catch as cat can. 1.3305 0.05114 118 84 29 5
1215 I’m telling you, my psychiatrist’s prescription is getting stronger... 1.3305 0.05390 118 86 25 7
1216 CDC rules . . . No spitballs! 1.3305 0.05779 118 89 19 10
1217 Oh yeah, and the best part is that I don’t have to pay for cable anymore. 1.3304 0.05485 115 84 24 7
1218 Fastball’s lost its zip. Warm up the southpaw. 1.3304 0.05344 115 83 26 6
1219 Opening Day, 2020. 1.3304 0.05622 115 85 22 8
1220 And just like that, every hit became a home run. 1.3304 0.05757 115 86 20 9
1221 I hear this is how the 1918 Yankees started their season. 1.3304 0.05485 115 84 24 7
1222 Would it be too much to suggest a bunt? 1.3304 0.05200 115 82 28 5
1223 I admire the creativity the box office has been employing, but I would have rather had a refund of my season tickets, frankly. 1.3304 0.05622 115 85 22 8
1224 Well...it's the bottom of the ninth day and the cat is about to steal home. 1.3304 0.04897 115 80 32 3
1225 The home team is winning. And losing. 1.3304 0.05051 115 81 30 4
1226 O,K. , so it's $2,000 of damage is a single, $5,000 is a double... 1.3304 0.05485 115 84 24 7
1227 You know, with each day that goes by, those protesters are starting to make more and more sense. 1.3304 0.05622 115 85 22 8
1228 Living Room of Dreams 1.3304 0.05757 115 86 20 9
1229 No, he's out. 1.3304 0.05200 115 82 28 5
1230 No, this is an away game. The home games are two doors down. 1.3304 0.05344 115 83 26 6
1231 I think we're in a league of our own these days. 1.3304 0.05485 115 84 24 7
1232 It's a little crazy here, I'll call you during the 7th inning stretch. 1.3304 0.05344 115 83 26 6
1233 See,I told you you could order anything from Amazon 1.3304 0.05344 115 83 26 6
1234 I told them spring cleaning, not spring training. 1.3304 0.05344 115 83 26 6
1235 Sorry, real quick, where is our rosin bag? 1.3304 0.05200 115 82 28 5
1236 I just hope it's not another line-drive to center-chesterfield. 1.3304 0.05344 115 83 26 6
1237 Can I call you back? It’s gone into extra innings. 1.3304 0.05051 115 81 30 4
1238 Life is throwing us all a curve ball right now. 1.3304 0.05200 115 82 28 5
1239 Don't worry mom, they all put on shoe covers before the game started. 1.3304 0.05485 115 84 24 7
1240 It’s Ok, Nobody can hit his knuckleball. 1.3304 0.05051 115 81 30 4
1241 Hey that's not what I meant when I said home plate. 1.3304 0.05200 115 82 28 5
1242 Can’t talk, I’m in the middle of a performance of ‘Damn Yankees’ “. 1.3304 0.05200 115 82 28 5
1243 Ma, dad won't let me play! 1.3304 0.05485 115 84 24 7
1244 ....as long as they don't spit tobacco on the new rug.... 1.3304 0.05344 115 83 26 6
1245 This new subscription service brings the game to you. 1.3304 0.05757 115 86 20 9
1246 Mom, only one player is wearing a mask, and they are not abiding by social distancing rules! 1.3304 0.05485 115 84 24 7
1247 Not much, what's up with you?" 1.3304 0.05344 115 83 26 6
1248 Yeah, they're at home tonight. 1.3304 0.05051 115 81 30 4
1249 We're trying to figure out what's "home" 1.3304 0.05344 115 83 26 6
1250 Nah,I'm just sitting here watching a ball game,what about you? 1.3304 0.05344 115 83 26 6
1251 Home-team 21 Covid 19 1.3304 0.05200 115 82 28 5
1252 The game is to close to call 1.3304 0.05757 115 86 20 9
1253 Now they're doing the entire Broadway season. After "Take Me Out" it's "Tootsie." 1.3304 0.05622 115 85 22 8
1254 A bit unnerving—I’m pretty much in the strike zone. 1.3304 0.05344 115 83 26 6
1255 I had to move the china cabinet out of the dining room, and keep the bathroom open for first base, but it was worth it. 1.3304 0.05344 115 83 26 6
1256 No...I'm just watching the game...what's new with you? 1.3304 0.05051 115 81 30 4
1257 Not as much damage done as Mom’s bowling club last week. 1.3304 0.05344 115 83 26 6
1258 Well, got to do the wave. Call you back during the seventh-inning stretch. 1.3304 0.05485 115 84 24 7
1259 He's 3 and 2, can I take a message? 1.3304 0.05135 112 79 29 4
1260 The title for my piece on hallucinogenic micro-dosing to combat quarantine-associated mood disorders just hit me: ‘High and Inside’. 1.3303 0.05538 109 79 24 6
1261 Let me give you the rundown. Nobody here is going to reach third base. 1.3300 0.06039 100 74 19 7
1262 Bases are Loaded. No where to go! We're already home. 1.3277 0.05079 119 85 29 5
1263 The game feels too easy when every base is technically home 1.3276 0.05581 116 86 22 8
1264 Lemme call you back. Looks like we're going into extra innings 1.3276 0.05162 116 83 28 5
1265 As real as it gets 1.3276 0.05306 116 84 26 6
1266 Cat: The humans are up to some weird sh*t again. 1.3276 0.05445 116 85 24 7
1267 Why do baseball players handle quarantine so well? Because they are always safe at home. 😂 1.3276 0.05445 116 85 24 7
1268 Look, I don’t need to explain myself. I just need another order of your cheapest windows. 1.3276 0.04863 116 81 32 3
1269 One might say we have the home advantage. 1.3276 0.05445 116 85 24 7
1270 What a bunch of Bush leaguers. Only one of them had the decency to wear a mask. 1.3276 0.05162 116 83 28 5
1271 It's a sacrifice. 1.3276 0.05162 116 83 28 5
1272 Ma, hi, hold on... "It's a tie game, bottom of the ninth. The bases are loaded and here's the pitch." ...Mom, I'm back. It's not the same without the fans. 1.3276 0.05306 116 84 26 6
1273 Hold on—I’ve gotta make another call. 1.3276 0.05306 116 84 26 6
1274 I should be glad the boys will still play with their father, but would it kill them to go outside? 1.3276 0.05162 116 83 28 5
1275 Sheltering in place really threw me for a curve. 1.3276 0.05015 116 82 30 4
1276 Nah, the guys hardly miss it. 1.3276 0.05714 116 87 20 9
1277 I just hope it's not a spitball 1.3276 0.04863 116 81 32 3
1278 I've got some inside tips on the home team. 1.3276 0.05714 116 87 20 9
1279 Gotta run -- I'm the designated fan for the game today. 1.3276 0.05162 116 83 28 5
1280 Seats so good, it’s like we’re on the field. 1.3274 0.05399 113 82 25 6
1281 Uber's new sports game delivery service is great during these times 1.3274 0.05250 113 81 27 5
1282 the national pastime when all you have is time 1.3274 0.05543 113 83 23 7
1283 It's my fault. I pestered him for a diamond. 1.3274 0.05399 113 82 25 6
1284 Gotta run, Gladys...I'm next batter up 1.3274 0.05399 113 82 25 6
1285 No need to worry about your Lladro collection, dear. Steve's batting average is only .153. 1.3274 0.05399 113 82 25 6
1286 No, he hasn’t made it home yet. 1.3274 0.05399 113 82 25 6
1287 Exciting game! But we do have the home team advantage... 1.3274 0.05399 113 82 25 6
1288 Send in a lefty. 1.3274 0.05684 113 84 21 8
1289 Can I order some peanuts and Cracker Jacks? 1.3274 0.05399 113 82 25 6
1290 So we built it, and, sure enough, they came. 1.3274 0.05399 113 82 25 6
1291 I’d like to put my money on the home team. 1.3274 0.05399 113 82 25 6
1292 I'm disappointed. Only one of them is wearing a mask. 1.3274 0.05543 113 83 23 7
1293 Hello Commissioner, the Astro's are at it again. 1.3274 0.05097 113 80 29 4
1294 We're in the COVID-19th inning. 1.3274 0.05250 113 81 27 5
1295 Can I call you back? It's 2 outs in the bottom of the ninth. 1.3274 0.05097 113 80 29 4
1296 Not much going on here. How are you and Pete faring? 1.3274 0.05399 113 82 25 6
1297 Lately I feel he’s been bringing work home with him” 1.3274 0.05543 113 83 23 7
1298 It's OK Mom, they're playing with a cotton ball. 1.3274 0.05399 113 82 25 6
1299 Tommy! You are not 6 feet behind Danny! 1.3274 0.05250 113 81 27 5
1300 Ok, fine. So I should have said I wasn't up for an outing OR an inning 1.3274 0.05097 113 80 29 4
1301 Come over - I can't do the wave without you! 1.3274 0.05543 113 83 23 7
1302 That's right, Mom, I'm a manager now. 1.3274 0.04940 113 79 31 3
1303 It's amazing how often they strike out with a wiffleball. 1.3274 0.05399 113 82 25 6
1304 I don’t have a choice but to root for the home team 1.3271 0.05905 107 80 19 8
1305 Same ol', same ol'...you? 1.3248 0.04980 117 83 30 4
1306 Bottom of the eighth... week of quarantine. 1.3246 0.05359 114 83 25 6
1307 Live from New York, it’s Saturday Night! 1.3246 0.05777 114 86 19 9
1308 Not a lot has changed at our house, except now the sports channel has some pretty high definition. 1.3246 0.05502 114 84 23 7
1309 Of all the virtual backgrounds, you had to pick the one with my mother in law on the couch? 1.3246 0.05502 114 84 23 7
1310 I'll turn off the stove when I get to 3rd 1.3246 0.05212 114 82 27 5
1311 To be honest, we're going a little batty over here. 1.3246 0.05502 114 84 23 7
1312 They're called Stay Home Runs now, and base hits are Stay Safe Hits, but it's basically the same game. 1.3246 0.04744 114 79 33 2
1313 Not my worry, Elise. It's an Air B & B. 1.3246 0.05502 114 84 23 7
1314 Top of the 37th. Cat's on deck. How's your family holding up? 1.3246 0.05502 114 84 23 7
1315 I'm thrilled they're back in action, but the catcher is the only one wearing a mask. 1.3246 0.05502 114 84 23 7
1316 No, he didn't build it this time, but they came anyway. 1.3246 0.05212 114 82 27 5
1317 It was a silent auction and I bid on front row seats at a Phillies home game. 1.3246 0.05212 114 82 27 5
1318 Yes, I’m scared....but simultaneously craving hot dogs! 1.3246 0.04577 114 78 35 1
1319 Why don't you throw this one, OUTSIDE! 1.3246 0.05502 114 84 23 7
1320 Fortunately, they couldn’t get the Zamboni through the front door. 1.3246 0.05359 114 83 25 6
1321 Are you the guy who told the team to quarantine at home? 1.3246 0.06040 114 88 15 11
1322 It's a Nerf Ball, right? Please tell me it's a Nerf Ball! 1.3246 0.05502 114 84 23 7
1323 Get me a lefty. The guy on deck hit one through the ceiling last time up, and we just put the little one down for a nap. 1.3246 0.05502 114 84 23 7
1324 Infield’s at “kitchen depth”, outfield’s at the rear fence! 1.3246 0.05502 114 84 23 7
1325 With all these innings, I'm in need of a real outing! 1.3246 0.05359 114 83 25 6
1326 Not much, just spitting and scratching. 1.3246 0.05061 114 81 29 4
1327 It's a little claustrophobic, but we're taking it day by day. 1.3246 0.05359 114 83 25 6
1328 Honey they told me to bring my work home 1.3243 0.05145 111 79 28 4
1329 Yeah apparently, ‘If you build it, they will come,’ works during quarantine, too. 1.3243 0.05145 111 79 28 4
1330 At least it’s not football. 1.3243 0.05302 111 80 26 5
1331 Quarantine is going great, why do you ask? 1.3243 0.05602 111 82 22 7
1332 You should see their heinies in these pants, Laraine. 1.3243 0.05302 111 80 26 5
1333 ...no, my issue is that they insisted on going with designated hitters... 1.3243 0.05454 111 81 24 6
1334 lockdown’s messing with our sense of proportion, pam. i thought it was a lovely idea when the kids suggested a ‘game night’... 1.3243 0.05454 111 81 24 6
1335 I really thought we’d be done with this by now when I decided to host game night. 1.3243 0.05454 111 81 24 6
1336 He always hits well at home 1.3243 0.05747 111 83 20 8
1337 Yes,I can get you season tickets but bathroom privileges are extra 1.3243 0.05454 111 81 24 6
1338 Honey, I think it's time for the boys to move out 1.3243 0.04984 111 78 30 3
1339 It’s OK, two of them are maintaining social distancing and the other is wearing a mask. 1.3243 0.05145 111 79 28 4
1340 Yes, the cat is out. 1.3243 0.05454 111 81 24 6
1341 Hey, Mom. I can't talk now - today's a home game. 1.3243 0.04984 111 78 30 3
1342 Put the divorce off , Geoff says he’ll play ball 1.3243 0.05302 111 80 26 5
1343 Somehow there are three innings left.. 1.3243 0.05145 111 79 28 4
1344 It’s not the first baseline. But hey, front row seat. 1.3243 0.05454 111 81 24 6
1345 Bring in the lefty, before I get killed. 1.3243 0.05302 111 80 26 5
1346 Yes, please, beer and hot dogs. Oh! And we’re out of chewing tobacco. 1.3243 0.04984 111 78 30 3
1347 Finally, tomorrow they start an away series in apartment 7H. 1.3243 0.05302 111 80 26 5
1348 My damage deposit is a goner, but now I know what a split-finger fastball does! 1.3243 0.05454 111 81 24 6
1349 Hold on, the edible just kicked in. 1.3243 0.05888 111 84 18 9
1350 I tried to leave, but they insisted it wasn't the same without the audience 1.3243 0.05454 111 81 24 6
1351 Home field advantage is a myth. It’s just as slow and dull from here. 1.3243 0.05302 111 80 26 5
1352 If the cat meows twice, it’s a breaking ball. 1.3243 0.05145 111 79 28 4
1353 I know he has a no-hitter going, but I show his pitch count at 105-I say we pull him. 1.3243 0.05302 111 80 26 5
1354 Just a second, Louise. It’s a 3-2 count. 1.3243 0.05302 111 80 26 5
1355 I think the cat is stealing my signals 1.3243 0.05145 111 79 28 4
1356 It’s tied at 246, inning number 3,889. 1.3243 0.05454 111 81 24 6
1357 Let's just say I'm betting the house on this being a no-hitter. 1.3243 0.05302 111 80 26 5
1358 This is our last home game of the season. 1.3243 0.04984 111 78 30 3
1359 'Stay-at-Home' is way more fun than I had thought! 1.3243 0.05454 111 81 24 6
1360 It is hard to see this turning out well. 1.3243 0.05145 111 79 28 4
1361 The Yankees are playing at home tonight. 1.3243 0.05602 111 82 22 7
1362 Hi Betty. We’re gonna be late. They’ve gone into extra innings. 1.3241 0.05708 108 80 21 7
1363 Honestly, this started way before quarantine. 1.3235 0.05425 102 73 25 4
1364 Usually, I would ask them not to play ball in the house; but, honestly, there are no rules anymore. 1.3214 0.05413 112 82 24 6
1365 Well I don’t agree with the Designated Sitter rule either, but it’s their home game and not mine 1.3214 0.05560 112 83 22 7
1366 Did you say 6 feet or 60 feet? 1.3214 0.05262 112 81 26 5
1367 I wish the league had just cancelled the season. 1.3214 0.05560 112 83 22 7
1368 Yes, I’m loving Field of Dreams home edition. Was thinking bout Magic Mike next. 1.3214 0.05703 112 84 20 8
1369 it's just that nothing he does surprises me anymore" 1.3214 0.05107 112 80 28 4
1370 I'm on third with a lead, can I call you when I get home? 1.3214 0.05703 112 84 20 8
1371 All we’ve got left in this house is a can of corn. 1.3214 0.05413 112 82 24 6
1372 Hold on a second. Batter, batter, batter, swing batter! Okay, as I was saying... 1.3214 0.05413 112 82 24 6
1373 Yes Doc, we all have a spring fever over here. 1.3214 0.05413 112 82 24 6
1374 Yeah, the president said that this was safe 1.3214 0.05560 112 83 22 7
1375 Well, this could be a ‘home run’ 1.3214 0.05978 112 86 16 10
1376 I’m still paying the full cost of college tuition for this? 1.3214 0.05413 112 82 24 6
1377 I am telling you, this TV is too real to be true. 1.3214 0.05413 112 82 24 6
1378 No, honey... it's live, LIVE! 1.3214 0.05560 112 83 22 7
1379 'Crowding home plate' is an understatement… 1.3214 0.05262 112 81 26 5
1380 The ball field isn't much, but the stands are comfortable. 1.3214 0.05560 112 83 22 7
1381 Yeah, hi, I'm going to need some replacement windows--like, all of them?" 1.3214 0.05413 112 82 24 6
1382 No, I ‘m not worried about the furniture, nobody can hit his knuckleball. 1.3214 0.05560 112 83 22 7
1383 Yeah, they're playing a home game. 1.3214 0.05262 112 81 26 5
1384 I’m asking YOU who’s in my living room. 1.3214 0.05560 112 83 22 7
1385 Well, I built it, and they came. 1.3214 0.05262 112 81 26 5
1386 Sorry, I've got to make another call 1.3214 0.05413 112 82 24 6
1387 Six feet! We're in QUARANTINE PEOPLE!!!! 1.3214 0.05560 112 83 22 7
1388 I was just browsing on Amazon.com and decided to buy the New York Mets. 1.3214 0.05413 112 82 24 6
1389 Not what I meant when I referred to “inside baseball” 1.3214 0.05560 112 83 22 7
1390 Apparently the house was built on an old Cleveland Indians burial ground. 1.3214 0.05262 112 81 26 5
1391 I’m not sure about my new boyfriend. He’s got two balls on him now, but pretty soon he’ll strike out. 1.3214 0.05560 112 83 22 7
1392 My boys are good! How are you? 1.3214 0.05978 112 86 16 10
1393 I think proper baseball distancing calls for 60 ft and 6 inches 1.3214 0.05107 112 80 28 4
1394 It’s only our first date and he’s trying to get to third base already. 1.3214 0.05107 112 80 28 4
1395 The only positive of this inside game is I will get to redecorate the living room after the shut down is over. 1.3214 0.05703 112 84 20 8
1396 I was fine with it until they added the designated hitter. 1.3214 0.05413 112 82 24 6
1397 I think I might be third base. 1.3214 0.05107 112 80 28 4
1398 It's just not as good as when you can throw peanut shells on the floor. 1.3214 0.05107 112 80 28 4
1399 Call ya back. Coach signaled bunt or blunt. It's a win either way. 1.3214 0.05413 112 82 24 6
1400 Yes, I told them they all need to be wearing masks to play outside. 1.3214 0.05703 112 84 20 8
1401 Yes, that's the oven alarm. My relief pitcher has been warming up in the kitchen - time to bring him out. 1.3214 0.05560 112 83 22 7
1402 That's not the worst of it. Only one of them is wearing a mask! 1.3214 0.05262 112 81 26 5
1403 Alex is stealing signs off the mirror in the hall. 1.3214 0.05560 112 83 22 7
1404 Where did you put the giant Cubs foam hand? 1.3214 0.05560 112 83 22 7
1405 We join "Inside Baseball" already in progress. 1.3214 0.05413 112 82 24 6
1406 Psst...hey, batter! I'll tap the throw pillow twice when a curveball is coming." 1.3214 0.05262 112 81 26 5
1407 My date is determined to get to second base. 1.3214 0.05262 112 81 26 5
1408 Hang on guys, Replay Operations Center is saying the last hit wasn't a foul! 1.3214 0.05560 112 83 22 7
1409 I'll call you back, I've got to make some crowd noises. 1.3214 0.05107 112 80 28 4
1410 We have only 4 gloves left, but at least Bobby has a mask. 1.3214 0.05413 112 82 24 6
1411 I’ll call you right back, bases are loaded... 1.3214 0.05262 112 81 26 5
1412 I gotta go. My quaranteam is here. 1.3214 0.05703 112 84 20 8
1413 Technically they are both the home team. 1.3214 0.05560 112 83 22 7
1414 Does my homeowner insurance cover sports injuries? 1.3214 0.05703 112 84 20 8
1415 At least it is not hockey 1.3214 0.05413 112 82 24 6
1416 Eleven dollars for a Budweiser!? 1.3214 0.05842 112 85 18 9
1417 I don’t know, ma - live sports seem overrated to me. 1.3214 0.05262 112 81 26 5
1418 Remember, you can play indoors but no spitting. 1.3214 0.05560 112 83 22 7
1419 The infield fly rule is killing the game. 1.3214 0.05560 112 83 22 7
1420 Why oh why didn't I bet on the stripes! 20 dollars and a lamp down the drain. 1.3214 0.05560 112 83 22 7
1421 Don't worry anything I hit is a HOME run. 1.3214 0.05413 112 82 24 6
1422 Susan realized quickly that suggesting the lamp as a foul pole was not one of her better ideas. 1.3214 0.05413 112 82 24 6
1423 They're into extra innings, and no one's going out. 1.3214 0.05413 112 82 24 6
1424 Step back two inches. Your nose is still only 5'10" from his butt. 1.3214 0.05413 112 82 24 6
1425 It’s mostly harmless, although I did forbid them from chewing tobacco. 1.3214 0.05413 112 82 24 6
1426 It's great except for all the spitting. 1.3214 0.05413 112 82 24 6
1427 It's the bottom of the ninth, I hope to god! 1.3214 0.05413 112 82 24 6
1428 It's tied. Dave's up and Billy just hit an in-the -den home run. 1.3214 0.05262 112 81 26 5
1429 That's right. It's a home game. 1.3214 0.05107 112 80 28 4
1430 Honey, did you order the Quarantine Sports Package? 1.3214 0.05703 112 84 20 8
1431 They play better at home. 1.3214 0.05107 112 80 28 4
1432 This one hits home differently. Ah, not the vase! 1.3211 0.05028 109 77 29 3
1433 Fantasy Baseball takes on new meaning... 1.3211 0.05028 109 77 29 3
1434 On the bright side, baseball has started again. 1.3211 0.05512 109 80 23 6
1435 Words were said. A game broke out. 1.3211 0.05194 109 78 27 4
1436 It's the top of the ninth, and the cat's stealin' home. 1.3211 0.06097 109 84 15 10
1437 I've got to call you back, I think the hydroxycloroquin I've been taking has finally kicked in 1.3211 0.05028 109 77 29 3
1438 No, he only made it to second base. 1.3211 0.05194 109 78 27 4
1439 Can you connect me with windows repair? 1.3211 0.05664 109 81 21 7
1440 I'll call you back on Tuesday. They have an away game. 1.3211 0.04856 109 76 31 2
1441 How am I supposed to hit a home run when mom says no running in the house? 1.3208 0.05113 106 75 28 3
1442 Start warming up grandma...dad has thrown everything but the kitchen sink 1.3208 0.05615 106 78 22 6
1443 I’m rooting for the home team. 1.3208 0.04934 106 74 30 2
1444 Oh, you know, just killing time with Whitey, Mickey, and Yogi. 1.3208 0.05286 106 76 26 4
1445 I dunno, Jack. I just don't think "who's on first" works on Zoom. 1.3208 0.05113 106 75 28 3
1446 I’ve got to hang up, Doris. Holding the phone is the hit-and-run sign. 1.3204 0.05556 103 75 23 5
1447 Pray for a no-hitter. 1.3186 0.05518 113 84 22 7
1448 We’ve really just been keeping to ourselves. 1.3182 0.05314 110 80 25 5
1449 Did he say if hydroxychloroquine also treated cabin fever? 1.3182 0.05155 110 79 27 4
1450 Turns out the team wants you to sing the Pledge Of Allegiance for the next home game 1.3182 0.06048 110 85 15 10
1451 I don’t know, Jill. I guess I’m just not crazy about virtual reality. 1.3182 0.05314 110 80 25 5
1452 Honestly, Doctor, I rather enjoy the side effects. 1.3182 0.04991 110 78 29 3
1453 I can't talk now. The runner on third is about to steal home. 1.3182 0.05469 110 81 23 6
1454 Jan, you won’t believe it, he’s on his 63rd consecutive home run! 1.3182 0.05909 110 84 17 9
1455 It’s called Meta Sports. For instance, you can hit a home-home-run. 1.3182 0.04991 110 78 29 3
1456 So technically we got to second base on our first date 1.3182 0.05469 110 81 23 6
1457 So this is what sitting in the dugout feels like.. 1.3182 0.05469 110 81 23 6
1458 I don’t know how they know who’s winning when each run is a home run. 1.3182 0.05620 110 82 21 7
1459 No, mum, they don't wanna play chess! 1.3182 0.05314 110 80 25 5
1460 Hello and thank you for calling the bullpen. Due to COVID-19 we are currently taking online orders only... 1.3182 0.05155 110 79 27 4
1461 I have to go. No one is playing center-dining room. 1.3182 0.04821 110 77 31 2
1462 The boys are giving new meaning to the phase "Inside Baseball." 1.3182 0.05620 110 82 21 7
1463 Lucky for the windows, it’s a no-hitter” 1.3182 0.04991 110 78 29 3
1464 No, not much. Just watching the ball game. 1.3182 0.05620 110 82 21 7
1465 the doctor told me to call if the withdrawal symptoms got worse ... 1.3182 0.05469 110 81 23 6
1466 I wouldn't mind if they weren't constantly spitting 1.3182 0.05314 110 80 25 5
1467 Mom, I must hang up, the game starts now. 1.3182 0.04991 110 78 29 3
1468 I clearly said “spring cleaning,” not “spring training.” 1.3182 0.05469 110 81 23 6
1469 Yes, they're taking the stay at home thing to a whole new level. 1.3182 0.05766 110 83 19 8
1470 I gave them an ultimatum – three strikes and they're out. 1.3182 0.05620 110 82 21 7
1471 You’d better duck because there’s going to be a line drive coming at you next door 1.3182 0.05469 110 81 23 6
1472 I hope we don’t go into extra innings... 1.3182 0.05155 110 79 27 4
1473 This is not what I had in mind when I asked my sales team to come over and practice a good pitch 1.3182 0.05766 110 83 19 8
1474 So, I said I thought our relationship had progressed to where he should consider giving me a diamond... 1.3182 0.05620 110 82 21 7
1475 It doesn't say how to get them back into the video. 1.3182 0.06048 110 85 15 10
1476 I ordered the “baseball-to-go.” It’s a bit slow but less destructive than the rugby I had yesterday. 1.3182 0.05314 110 80 25 5
1477 No worries, at this point he'll never get to first base. 1.3182 0.05469 110 81 23 6
1478 I told him the catcher needed to be six feet away from home plate, but he never listens. 1.3182 0.05314 110 80 25 5
1479 Of course I protested, but the Umpire called it safe and threatened to eject me! 1.3182 0.05766 110 83 19 8
1480 I warned them, but Bob says the 6 feet doesn't apply if you're wearing a mask. 1.3182 0.04991 110 78 29 3
1481 Yes Marcie, I couldn’t go to the game because of that darn virus ... but I ordered it online. 1.3182 0.05766 110 83 19 8
1482 Don't walk him; he's got no place to go. 1.3182 0.05314 110 80 25 5
1483 They’re at home tonight. 1.3182 0.05766 110 83 19 8
1484 I'm not comfortable with the direction owners are taking with live baseball. 1.3182 0.05469 110 81 23 6
1485 I’ll call you back. Fauci’s on deck. 1.3182 0.05766 110 83 19 8
1486 Oh, hold on a sec, something might be happening. 1.3182 0.05469 110 81 23 6
1487 Honestly, this is worse than getting COVID. 1.3182 0.05469 110 81 23 6
1488 Boys, what did I tell you about wearing shoes in the house? 1.3182 0.05620 110 82 21 7
1489 Yeah, I regret saying that this sport couldn't possibly be more unbearable to watch. 1.3182 0.05909 110 84 17 9
1490 I told him to find something to keep him busy. Yeah, he thinks he's hilarious. 1.3182 0.05314 110 80 25 5
1491 I think we're okay until he learns to hit that fastball. 1.3182 0.05155 110 79 27 4
1492 Yeah Kevin is 2 for 3 but he still hasn’t done the dishes. 1.3182 0.05469 110 81 23 6
1493 We wanted the pay-per-view extreme sports, but not at this level. 1.3182 0.05155 110 79 27 4
1494 I’d like to order four hotdogs, eight beers, and a new third base man. 1.3182 0.05314 110 80 25 5
1495 Hold on a second—I want to watch my husband swing. 1.3182 0.05469 110 81 23 6
1496 I have to call you back Maude. It’s the top of the 9th and in this new Covid arena I am sitting on 3rd base. 1.3182 0.05314 110 80 25 5
1497 We should have bought a wii while we could. 1.3182 0.06185 110 86 13 11
1498 He keeps telling me its better than being quarantined with The Jets. 1.3182 0.05155 110 79 27 4
1499 Yes Mom I'll tell him "Hey batter batter batter.............swing!" 1.3182 0.05766 110 83 19 8
1500 I don't mind the game, but only one is wearing a mask! 1.3182 0.05766 110 83 19 8
1501 At least the bathroom lines are shorter. 1.3182 0.05155 110 79 27 4
1502 Just watching the game - it’s close! 1.3182 0.05620 110 82 21 7
1503 They're in the home stretch. 1.3182 0.05469 110 81 23 6
1504 Last week it was a fight club. 1.3182 0.05314 110 80 25 5
1505 We're all less than six feet apart, and the only one wearing a mask is the catcher. 1.3182 0.05314 110 80 25 5
1506 Sorry Mrs. Epstein, we'll replace the window. 1.3182 0.05620 110 82 21 7
1507 Thank goodness it's an Airbnb. 1.3182 0.04821 110 77 31 2
1508 Yeah my seats are great and the beer is decent, but there are now three windows that I'll need to replace and there is tobacco juice all over the carpet. 1.3182 0.05766 110 83 19 8
1509 Can I call you back? I’m on deck. 1.3178 0.05410 107 78 24 5
1510 It's week 10 and I'm still not familiar with the rules. 1.3178 0.05571 107 79 22 6
1511 Take me in to the ballgame, take me away from the crowd... 1.3178 0.05074 107 76 28 3
1512 2020 has been so crazy. Yeah, I’m expecting the next curveball any second. 1.3178 0.05410 107 78 24 5
1513 Yes Mr CEO of ESPN. I know you desperately need to cover a live sporting event tonight but my house is a mess and my in-laws are gonna be watching! 1.3178 0.05571 107 79 22 6
1514 I'm not worried. He can't hit right-handed pitching worth a damn. 1.3178 0.05879 107 81 18 8
1515 Finally! A front row seat to the Yankees! 1.3178 0.06027 107 82 16 9
1516 Before my very eyes, life is becoming a whole new ballgame! 1.3178 0.05245 107 77 26 4
1517 When you told him to steal home plate last week, my china went missing! 1.3178 0.05410 107 78 24 5
1518 I can't talk, Larry's pitching a no-hitter 1.3178 0.05410 107 78 24 5
1519 They're scared to go outside without an N95. 1.3178 0.05727 107 80 20 7
1520 Amazon? Can you send some hydroxychloroquine-flavored chewing tobacco right away? 1.3178 0.05571 107 79 22 6
1521 Granny says HEY, BATTA BATTA BATTA! 1.3178 0.05879 107 81 18 8
1522 The kids moving home was tolerable, but Melvin reliving their Little League days is pushing me over the edge! 1.3178 0.05410 107 78 24 5
1523 We're fine. Just hunkering down at home base. 1.3178 0.05571 107 79 22 6
1524 So,my doctor's like,yup,typical side effects for pastimerol,but call him if there's extra innings. 1.3173 0.05511 104 76 23 5
1525 I'm swinging for the toilet. 1.3153 0.05427 111 82 23 6
1526 A stay at home run 1.3148 0.05527 108 80 22 6
1527 Gotta go...the home game is on! 1.3148 0.05035 108 77 28 3
1528 They cancelled all the sports games, so I’ve begun to hallucinate them. 1.3148 0.05978 108 83 16 9
1529 When I said home plate, I didn’t mean Nana’s china! 1.3148 0.05831 108 82 18 8
1530 Honey, the Astros just joined the Zoom call. 1.3148 0.05681 108 81 20 7
1531 Forget days, I don't even know what inning it is anymore. 1.3148 0.05527 108 80 22 6
1532 Your wife's complaints about us are baseless. 1.3148 0.05527 108 80 22 6
1533 Sheltering at home base 1.3148 0.05831 108 82 18 8
1534 I’d like to place an order for some peanuts, Cracker Jacks, and a Jumbotron. 1.3148 0.05035 108 77 28 3
1535 Can’t talk right now. Back in a bit. We’re tied and this could be the winning run! I just waxed the floor. 1.3148 0.05368 108 79 24 5
1536 They can't stop now, the vases are loaded! 1.3148 0.05368 108 79 24 5
1537 Softball, boys! Softball! 1.3148 0.05368 108 79 24 5
1538 This lockdown is making these boys batty. 1.3148 0.05527 108 80 22 6
1539 I'd say corona's been bad for the sport, but I've honestly seen more of it now than before. 1.3148 0.05368 108 79 24 5
1540 Could I possibly come over and quarantine with you? 1.3148 0.05368 108 79 24 5
1541 No, no, I can get him for you -- left field's just in the bathroom. 1.3148 0.05681 108 81 20 7
1542 And now stepping up to the plate fresh from the dugout in his bedroom it's Kevin, a promising college sophomore who just ended his virtual spring semester 1.3148 0.05681 108 81 20 7
1543 Hold on, Sarah, I have to go bang on a trash can. 1.3148 0.05527 108 80 22 6
1544 I expect him home any minute. 1.3148 0.05368 108 79 24 5
1545 Um, yes, well, I ordered a number eight dinner, and it appears I've received a designated hitter. Sure, I can hold. 1.3148 0.05831 108 82 18 8
1546 It's not so bad, Mom. They're letting me be third base... 1.3148 0.05035 108 77 28 3
1547 The Quarantine League isn’t so bad. It’s not like they’re the Mets. 1.3148 0.05831 108 82 18 8
1548 Getting to first base is harder than it looks... 1.3148 0.05681 108 81 20 7
1549 Not quite what Edna imagined when she invited Harry back to her place for a home run. 1.3148 0.05831 108 82 18 8
1550 Row 1, Seat 2, third base side - you can't miss me. 1.3148 0.05368 108 79 24 5
1551 And remember’No Spitballs’... 1.3148 0.05681 108 81 20 7
1552 I don't think I'm too close. 1.3148 0.05527 108 80 22 6
1553 All I said was that I miss live sports. 1.3143 0.05948 105 80 17 8
1554 What do you mean ‘what’s that sound’? Francine, I told you, they’re playing in the living room! 1.3143 0.05296 105 76 25 4
1555 'I don't know if its the 4D technology or the quarantine' 1.3143 0.05631 105 78 21 6
1556 Working from home base. 1.3143 0.05466 105 77 23 5
1557 The cat would tap its litter box with its tail to let everyone know a hairball was coming. 1.3143 0.05948 105 80 17 8
1558 Well at least he's finally getting some exercise. 1.3143 0.05120 105 75 27 3
1559 Damn, this year just keeps throwing me curves. 1.3143 0.05792 105 79 19 7
1560 Gary, no cleats on the carpet. 1.3143 0.05792 105 79 19 7
1561 Billy, tell Susie to start warming up. Bobby’s getting killed in here. 1.3143 0.05296 105 76 25 4
1562 We sprung for the good seats this year. 1.3143 0.06100 105 81 15 9
1563 ... and The worst part is that only one of them is wearing a mask. 1.3143 0.05792 105 79 19 7
1564 Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn! 1.3143 0.05631 105 78 21 6
1565 This guy's losing his stuff. Have a lefty start warming up in the kitchen. 1.3143 0.05466 105 77 23 5
1566 Yeah, I don’t know how much longer I can handle him working from home! 1.3143 0.05792 105 79 19 7
1567 Actually, it's more interesting than the real thing. 1.3143 0.05296 105 76 25 4
1568 Work from home game 1.3143 0.05631 105 78 21 6
1569 Do you repair windows? 1.3143 0.05296 105 76 25 4
1570 Actually, we have better hot dogs. 1.3143 0.05296 105 76 25 4
1571 Herb has come a long way with his curveball the last two months. 1.3143 0.05296 105 76 25 4
1572 Bases loaded, bottom of the 9th. How is the cordon bleu coming? 1.3143 0.05296 105 76 25 4
1573 Well, it's nice. But it's not the diamond I would have chosen. 1.3143 0.05631 105 78 21 6
1574 I don’t know anything about this game but I understand why they call it a home run 1.3143 0.05631 105 78 21 6
1575 Can't talk now, I have to steal back home. 1.3143 0.05948 105 80 17 8
1576 Well, they’re definitely six feet apart, but the catcher’s mask seems inadequate. 1.3143 0.05631 105 78 21 6
1577 Still at home. 1.3143 0.05792 105 79 19 7
1578 Dr. Fauci? I need professional advice on the Infield Fly Rule. 1.3143 0.05296 105 76 25 4
1579 There is no doubt it is an inside pitch. 1.3143 0.05296 105 76 25 4
1580 Carol, I'm telling you, these televisions are becoming too advanced! It's like they're in my living room! 1.3143 0.05792 105 79 19 7
1581 Yep, we 're still coping with sibling rivalry. 1.3143 0.05466 105 77 23 5
1582 We're coping. I just hope this doesn't go into ski season. 1.3143 0.05948 105 80 17 8
1583 I'd rather you guys play Pokémon Go indoors. 1.3143 0.05296 105 76 25 4
1584 I finally figured out what they mean by the "home team advantage." 1.3143 0.05631 105 78 21 6
1585 The season has already started over here. 1.3143 0.04938 105 74 29 2
1586 Well, I was cooking and I said "bring the batter," and then I just allowed him to get in one home run. 1.3143 0.05466 105 77 23 5
1587 Mudville isn’t the only place with no joy. 1.3143 0.05466 105 77 23 5
1588 Hi Sophie. Can i borrow a plate? 1.3143 0.05631 105 78 21 6
1589 There's no living with him since we rented "Pride of the Yankees"---- 1.3143 0.05466 105 77 23 5
1590 Catcher is the only one with a mask, so no spitting! 1.3143 0.05466 105 77 23 5
1591 They actually practice that silly stuff they do at a game. 1.3143 0.05948 105 80 17 8
1592 Can I call you back? It's the top of the ninth and the cat's on deck. 1.3143 0.05466 105 77 23 5
1593 Hello Commissioner, the Astros are stealing signs again 1.3143 0.05466 105 77 23 5
1594 That’s why they call it a home game. 1.3143 0.05296 105 76 25 4
1595 Oh nothing, just watching the game ... 1.3140 0.05792 86 62 21 3
1596 Nothing much, just catching a home game. 1.3140 0.06024 86 63 19 4
1597 Home plate is in the dishwasher 1.3140 0.05551 86 61 23 2
1598 Lets make this home run. 1.3125 0.05234 112 82 25 5
1599 Yeah hi - Boston Red Sox? This is the secretary for the Houston Astros. I have figured out a better way to steal signs. 1.3125 0.05795 96 71 20 5
1600 Hi, yes. I'd like to report a stolen base. 1.3113 0.05423 106 78 23 5
1601 This wasn't what I meant when I said you could start A League of Their Own. 1.3113 0.05586 106 79 21 6
1602 Hello? DirecTV? I think you might have gone a little too far with my MLB EXTRA INNINGS package. 1.3113 0.05254 106 77 25 4
1603 I’d like to order some peanuts and crackerjacks for curbside, please 1.3113 0.05744 106 80 19 7
1604 Okay boys, take it home. No seriously, you’ve overstayed your welcome. 1.3113 0.05899 106 81 17 8
1605 Hello. Yes, I’d like to order some peanuts and Cracker Jack. 1.3113 0.05080 106 76 27 3
1606 There’s been an error. 1.3113 0.05586 106 79 21 6
1607 I'm telling you, this gives a new meaning to inside baseball. 1.3113 0.05586 106 79 21 6
1608 Hi Mary? Could you tell Jake that centerfield starts to the right of the chaise lounge? 1.3113 0.05254 106 77 25 4
1609 Yeah, that's right. Eight bags of peanuts and six boxes of crackerjacks. 1.3113 0.05254 106 77 25 4
1610 we bought this condo with "battery included", now i know what they meant 1.3113 0.05899 106 81 17 8
1611 I wanted to follow the stay-at-home instruction but really missed live baseball. 1.3113 0.05080 106 76 27 3
1612 Yes, I know it’s a luxury but I just love watching live baseball in my living room 1.3107 0.05524 103 76 22 5
1613 Frankly, these live streams are getting a little ridiculous. 1.3107 0.05524 103 76 22 5
1614 At least I have a great seat for the game. 1.3107 0.05349 103 75 24 4
1615 Of course the catcher’s wearing a mask. 1.3107 0.05168 103 74 26 3
1616 I never really understood the term “home team” until now. 1.3107 0.05349 103 75 24 4
1617 every hit is a homerun 1.3107 0.05694 103 77 20 6
1618 He gave me a diamond for our anniversary. 1.3107 0.05694 103 77 20 6
1619 Looks like he can stay at home but he’s definitely not safe. 1.3103 0.05965 87 64 19 4
1620 Actually, the boys are really enjoying the lockdown. 1.3103 0.05965 87 64 19 4
1621 Hold on, it’s the payoff pitch 1.3100 0.04861 100 70 29 1
1622 My husband lost his job and now thinks baseball is his calling. 1.3100 0.05631 100 74 21 5
1623 Of course I root, root, root for the home team. 1.3084 0.05213 107 78 25 4
1624 I take it back, Fred. Marble racing was just fine. 1.3077 0.05647 104 78 20 6
1625 None of this is a good idea", thinks Pickles the cat umpire 1.3077 0.05479 104 77 22 5
1626 I agreed as long as the bathroom wasn’t in fair territory. 1.3077 0.05479 104 77 22 5
1627 The losing team has to chop the veggies. 1.3077 0.04941 104 74 28 2
1628 It's the only way we could get the Mets in the World Series. 1.3077 0.05647 104 78 20 6
1629 At least he didn't take up hockey. 1.3077 0.05127 104 75 26 3
1630 They want me to play Right Field but I'm not sure that it matters. 1.3077 0.05479 104 77 22 5
1631 Just watching the "Game of the Week" - you? 1.3077 0.05306 104 76 24 4
1632 Nothing much...just watching a game. 1.3077 0.05479 104 77 22 5
1633 I can't talk now. It's tied, with two outs in the ninth and a runner at the refrigerator. 1.3077 0.05647 104 78 20 6
1634 Ludicrous either way, Susan. It’s come to this: either I relax and enjoy or tear out my hair. 1.3077 0.06122 104 81 14 9
1635 The Segal sculptures arrived. 1.3077 0.05647 104 78 20 6
1636 I've got to go, Jerry just gave me the sign to steal home 1.3077 0.05810 104 79 18 7
1637 Oh, and some peanuts and Cracker Jack 1.3077 0.05127 104 75 26 3
1638 What sports streaming subscription did we exactly upgrade to? 1.3077 0.05127 104 75 26 3
1639 Rick? He's fine, just in a bit of a slump. 1.3077 0.05479 104 77 22 5
1640 I built it, but I didn’t actually think they’d come 1.3069 0.05758 101 76 19 6
1641 He insisted on home-field advantage. 1.3069 0.05023 101 72 27 2
1642 I can't, I'm on deck. 1.3069 0.04822 101 71 29 1
1643 I'll wear two masks. Two. Just let me come back to work. 1.3069 0.05758 101 76 19 6
1644 Thankfully, the pitcher has been absolutely unhittable. 1.3069 0.05403 101 74 23 4
1645 Sorry, can't talk now. Its 3 and 2, no score and...the bottom of my life. 1.3069 0.05217 101 73 25 3
1646 I'm not worried. Larry can't hit the side of a house. 1.3069 0.05217 101 73 25 3
1647 This is gonna be one hell of an inside pitch. 1.3069 0.05583 101 75 21 5
1648 The song is “Take me OUT” to the ball game! 1.3068 0.05682 88 64 21 3
1649 Yes, hello, there are three strange men playing baseball in my living room. Are they w—? No they are not wearing masks 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
1650 Pretty wild day today, Jan.......they decided to play the championship in the living room. 1.3048 0.05263 105 77 24 4
1651 Yeah, we all tested negative so we're totally safe. 1.3048 0.05434 105 78 22 5
1652 Hello, Cable company?... I just love the in-home sports package... 1.3048 0.05918 105 81 16 8
1653 Well, at least the catcher is wearing a mask. 1.3048 0.05263 105 77 24 4
1654 if you guys aren’t busy we could use outfielders. The dining room is more than 6 feet away. 1.3039 0.04983 102 73 27 2
1655 Ellen? Ellen? if we’re not too late, after months of trying way too hard we finally have the perfect thing for your Socioeconomically Non-Threatening Family Makes The Relatable Viral Video We All Need Right Now segment. please god call me Ellen 1.3039 0.06040 102 79 15 8
1656 Sorry honey, but I have no idea why the Astros have a camera pointed at our living room... 1.3039 0.05709 102 77 19 6
1657 The pitch was more than just a little inside 1.3039 0.05358 102 75 23 4
1658 You can really feel the home field advantage here tonight. 1.3039 0.05709 102 77 19 6
1659 Remember when grampa took us to the movies to watch Edward Scissorhands and after we went to Wendy's? I miss him so much but I'm glad we made this baseball with his ashes. 1.3039 0.05877 102 78 17 7
1660 Yeah, I think the uniforms turned out pretty good. 1.3039 0.05709 102 77 19 6
1661 Gotta go, we're hosting the home opener. 1.3039 0.05536 102 76 21 5
1662 In my house, it’s not a homer unless it’s hit over the toilet paper. 1.3039 0.05358 102 75 23 4
1663 As a matter of fact, we do need new windows, but I think we're going to hold off for a bit. 1.3039 0.05358 102 75 23 4
1664 oh not much, just watching a ball game. 1.3039 0.05536 102 76 21 5
1665 Thank God it’s the bottom of the ninth. 1.3039 0.05877 102 78 17 7
1666 The sign? Split fingers to the face means watch out for the lamp! 1.3039 0.06040 102 79 15 8
1667 The good news is that they’re getting lots of father-son time, . . . 1.3039 0.05709 102 77 19 6
1668 No yeast yet, but I do have some batter. 1.3039 0.05709 102 77 19 6
1669 Can't talk to you right now Zelda, I'm covering third base. 1.3039 0.05174 102 74 25 3
1670 No spitting on my rug! Play ball! 1.3039 0.05877 102 78 17 7
1671 We can talk now; I’ve paused play. 1.3039 0.05709 102 77 19 6
1672 I don't care who he is, he's not getting past first base with me. 1.3039 0.05536 102 76 21 5
1673 I know, it's like you can order anything on the internet. 1.3039 0.04983 102 73 27 2
1674 Bobby, hit a stay at home run! 1.3030 0.05459 99 73 22 4
1675 Home field advantage? Doubt that! 1.3030 0.05266 99 72 24 3
1676 Yes, he told me he bought a baseball experience that was quarantine friendly. 1.3030 0.05644 99 74 20 5
1677 Yeah, still boring 1.3030 0.05459 99 73 22 4
1678 Yes, I ordered the Yankees delivery, but you sent the Mets by mistake. 1.3030 0.05067 99 71 26 2
1679 Sorry, gotta hang up. I left the game on. 1.3030 0.05459 99 73 22 4
1680 Yeah, they’re prepping for the Zoom call. 1.3030 0.05459 99 73 22 4
1681 I don’t want to tell him to not play ball in the house. I’m not his mother. 1.3030 0.05459 99 73 22 4
1682 No, no! I said it’s pandemonium in here - not pandemic! 1.3030 0.05824 99 75 18 6
1683 I don't CARE if he has a no-hitter going - he's over his pitch count! 1.3030 0.05266 99 72 24 3
1684 ´It’s only 9am and they’re in the bottom of the 5th.’ 1.3030 0.05266 99 72 24 3
1685 I hate home games. 1.3030 0.05824 99 75 18 6
1686 One more walk - bring in the left-hander. 1.3030 0.05824 99 75 18 6
1687 Home runs don't count. 1.3030 0.05459 99 73 22 4
1688 Oh nothing,just hanging out with the boys. 1.3030 0.05266 99 72 24 3
1689 The lockdown? Oh no, we've kept to the same routine as always. 1.3030 0.05824 99 75 18 6
1690 Yeah, except they're both the home team. 1.3030 0.05459 99 73 22 4
1691 Warm up the lefthander. 1.3030 0.05644 99 74 20 5
1692 Clean your plate when you're done. 1.3030 0.05824 99 75 18 6
1693 Do I bang the couch twice for curveball? 1.3030 0.05067 99 71 26 2
1694 Don’t worry. They’re wearing bedroom slippers and using a Nerf ball, but I can’t understand why they’re wearing baseball caps indoors. And I told them, “No Spitting,” or they’re out! 1.3030 0.05459 99 73 22 4
1695 I don't think you'd be interested. It's inside baseball. 1.3030 0.05067 99 71 26 2
1696 I THOUGHT I REALLY MISSED LIVE BASEBALL! 1.3030 0.05644 99 74 20 5
1697 Never,in all the years I have been going to games,have I had such a great seat! 1.3030 0.05459 99 73 22 4
1698 A relationship? Sort of - Chuck's on second and I'm third base. 1.3030 0.05266 99 72 24 3
1699 Now I really understand the term home game! 1.3030 0.05644 99 74 20 5
1700 Yes, I did say peanuts AND Cracker Jacks. 1.3030 0.05459 99 73 22 4
1701 His last time up to bat he grounded out to the ottoman 1.3030 0.05644 99 74 20 5
1702 The genie misheard my wish for a bold tall dame. 1.3030 0.05459 99 73 22 4
1703 Yes, I'd like to cancel the sports package, please. 1.3030 0.05824 99 75 18 6
1704 You said you'd give anything to have baseball back, right? 1.3030 0.05459 99 73 22 4
1705 That's what I'm telling you, who's on first. 1.3030 0.05266 99 72 24 3
1706 I think it’s a home run. 1.3030 0.05998 99 76 16 7
1707 You might want to hang up and duck, Martha. 1.3030 0.05266 99 72 24 3
1708 Just imagine the ball is the Coronavirus Henry 1.3030 0.05824 99 75 18 6
1709 I'm scared, mom, they're going into extra innings and I'm third base. 1.3030 0.05067 99 71 26 2
1710 I can’t wait till one of them gets to third base! 1.3030 0.05644 99 74 20 5
1711 We don't do family outings anymore. It's all innings now. 1.3030 0.05459 99 73 22 4
1712 Can’t you do this over Zoom? 1.3030 0.05459 99 73 22 4
1713 ...And Apartment 518 is left field, you should get good seats on the patio there... 1.3030 0.04859 99 70 28 1
1714 When they asked me if I supported the return to play proposal, I didn't think it involved my house... 1.3030 0.05998 99 76 16 7
1715 Wait! Who's on first?? 1.3030 0.05266 99 72 24 3
1716 Hold it; I got to get my mask on . I think the kid is going to throw a spitter. 1.3030 0.05459 99 73 22 4
1717 Well it certainly wasn’t the diamond I was hoping for. 1.3030 0.05644 99 74 20 5
1718 Hello Amazon? I want to return baseball. I want women's soccer. Could you send it before June 1st? 1.3030 0.05644 99 74 20 5
1719 I'm here with the play-by-play in the 5th inning of game 5 in the '77 World Series; Dodgers vs our Yankees. Mr. October, Reggie Jackson is at the plate. One on, two out. LA's pitcher, Elias Sosa has the ball... 1.3030 0.05459 99 73 22 4
1720 Can you see me, I got a great seat on the third base line!! 1.3030 0.05459 99 73 22 4
1721 Now I've no choice but to root, root, root, for the home team. 1.3030 0.04859 99 70 28 1
1722 It started with fantasy sports. Then the virus hit. 1.3030 0.05459 99 73 22 4
1723 I did say they should make baseball more accessible 1.3021 0.05155 96 69 25 2
1724 This quarantine's changing my concept of a Home Run. 1.3021 0.05758 96 72 19 5
1725 The third amendment said nothing about baseball players 1.3021 0.05364 96 70 23 3
1726 My employer wants me to come back to the office but I’m playing hardball. 1.3021 0.05565 96 71 21 4
1727 It’s actually really great except for all the spitting. 1.3021 0.05565 96 71 21 4
1728 I don't think the bathroom was a smart place for third base. 1.3021 0.05758 96 72 19 5
1729 Same as you...I only leave the house to chase foul balls. 1.3021 0.05364 96 70 23 3
1730 Yes I'd like a flight to one of those cities offering that mandatory self-quarantine package 1.3021 0.05364 96 70 23 3
1731 Well, we've got home field advantage. 1.3021 0.05364 96 70 23 3
1732 I know it's crazy but the hot dogs are so good!! 1.3021 0.05946 96 73 17 6
1733 They are enacting "Baseball in the time of COVID". 1.3021 0.05946 96 73 17 6
1734 Don't worry about the new windows, I gave him the bunt sign. 1.3021 0.05565 96 71 21 4
1735 The boys finally found something to do. 1.3021 0.05946 96 73 17 6
1736 I should've never thrown out the Wii. 1.3021 0.05565 96 71 21 4
1737 I believe that he confused it with home-based work. 1.3021 0.05758 96 72 19 5
1738 They're practicing stealing signs while being quarantined. 1.3021 0.05565 96 71 21 4
1739 I'm not kidding! They're streaming baseball... right now. 1.3021 0.05565 96 71 21 4
1740 Tickets to home games are nonrefundable. 1.3021 0.05565 96 71 21 4
1741 I really would not mind them if they would just give up the chewing tobacco, it just does not match the color scheme. 1.3021 0.05155 96 69 25 2
1742 Ya, Gary believes this is the way to get to second base with me. 1.3021 0.05364 96 70 23 3
1743 Commissioner, does the "infield fly" rule say anything about chandeliers? 1.3021 0.05364 96 70 23 3
1744 I think we may be taking this 'Stay At Home' rule a bit too far? 1.3021 0.05155 96 69 25 2
1745 Bring in the lefty from the bedroom. 1.3021 0.04938 96 68 27 1
1746 Yeah, c'mon over, we're a little short in the field. 1.3021 0.05565 96 71 21 4
1747 I need to call you back. The bullpen is on the other line. 1.3010 0.05314 103 76 23 4
1748 Harry said it was either this or competitive ax throwing. 1.3010 0.05490 103 77 21 5
1749 Hi Gretchen it’s Barbra. Listen, do you have any hydroxychloroquine or bleach? No it’s not that! It’s Frank’s game night and I need something to take the edge off 1.3000 0.05946 100 77 16 7
1750 He sure as hell isn't getting to third base tonight. 1.3000 0.05774 100 76 18 6
1751 I’m, yeah, no, I got everything I ordered except the hotdog guy... 1.3000 0.05222 100 73 24 3
1752 ‘ A simple game of rock, paper, scissors would have sufficed.’ 1.3000 0.05946 100 77 16 7
1753 Can he call you back? He's behind in the count. 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
1754 My name is Amelia Bedelia. 1.3000 0.05774 100 76 18 6
1755 Yup, they're still stupid. 1.3000 0.06113 100 78 14 8
1756 Do you want the play-by-play or the color? 1.3000 0.05774 100 76 18 6
1757 It's exciting! For three hours, they've done nothing but stare at each other. 1.3000 0.05774 100 76 18 6
1758 No—the cat’s on deck, not on the deck. 1.3000 0.05774 100 76 18 6
1759 Take me out to the ballgame...please! 1.3000 0.05412 100 74 22 4
1760 No, it's a doubleheader, I have time to talk. 1.3000 0.05946 100 77 16 7
1761 I know I promised I would ask, but he's likely to balk if I ask him to do it right now. 1.3000 0.05412 100 74 22 4
1762 They came to visit my sick boy for charity, but then Cuomo said shelter-in-place starts right now, so they stayed! 1.3000 0.05774 100 76 18 6
1763 The stay at home order is really getting on my nerves! 1.3000 0.05596 100 75 20 5
1764 Well, they don’t actually run the bases, they mainly spit, grunt and scratch. 1.3000 0.06113 100 78 14 8
1765 Oh, not much, just waiting for the acid to wear off. How about you? 1.3000 0.05774 100 76 18 6
1766 Tell your center-fielder he's too deep. This guy can barely reach the breakfast nook. 1.3000 0.06113 100 78 14 8
1767 Remember that ridiculous email I sent the commissioner of baseball to host the games during the pandemic? 1.3000 0.05774 100 76 18 6
1768 I feel bad for the New Yorker judges that are about to read the same “Home Run” pun over and over again 1.3000 0.05946 100 77 16 7
1769 Flattening the curveball. 1.2990 0.05317 97 71 23 3
1770 The new Fantasy Baseball App proved to be a little too realistic for Lisa. 1.2990 0.05707 97 73 19 5
1771 I told him to pitch him inside but this is ridiculous. 1.2990 0.05516 97 72 21 4
1772 Yeah, they tried a zoom game, but there was a delay 1.2990 0.05516 97 72 21 4
1773 I’m just glad he’s not a NASCAR driver. 1.2990 0.05707 97 73 19 5
1774 When he said he needed a pitcher I thought he meant margaritas 1.2990 0.05707 97 73 19 5
1775 Out? Out? I thought the ump said we'd all be safe at home. 1.2990 0.05317 97 71 23 3
1776 I got promoted to General Manager. 1.2990 0.05317 97 71 23 3
1777 I would like to unsubscribe to ESPN ExtraHD, no apartment reason 1.2990 0.05516 97 72 21 4
1778 I'll call you back during the seventh-inning stretch. 1.2990 0.05707 97 73 19 5
1779 The Astros are paying to see our Nest Cam footage. 1.2990 0.05516 97 72 21 4
1780 Now is not a good time. The couches are loaded. 1.2990 0.05707 97 73 19 5
1781 They call it "Safe at Home" 1.2990 0.05112 97 70 25 2
1782 The playoffs will be at Sheila's. 1.2990 0.05112 97 70 25 2
1783 I wouldn't have yelled "take it home" if I knew they'd take it literally. 1.2990 0.05892 97 74 17 6
1784 Yeah, the date is going great. Think we might get to third base. 1.2990 0.05516 97 72 21 4
1785 Remember, no spitting in the house 1.2990 0.05317 97 71 23 3
1786 I thought you meant virtual baseball. 1.2990 0.06246 97 76 13 8
1787 Can't it wait until the seventh inning stretch? 1.2990 0.05317 97 71 23 3
1788 He's looking in for the sign . . . they're thinking curve ball. I'll call you back at the end of the inning. 1.2990 0.05707 97 73 19 5
1789 I bought a baseball game. 1.2990 0.05516 97 72 21 4
1790 They’re carrying bats and have facial hair. Hurry, they’re about to throw something at my son. Yes, he’s wearing a mask. 1.2990 0.06072 97 75 15 7
1791 And reporting to you live from behind third base. 1.2990 0.05707 97 73 19 5
1792 All I know is that they said they needed a space for Spring training. 1.2990 0.05516 97 72 21 4
1793 Don’t tell anybody but I think I have Aaron Judge in my living room. 1.2990 0.05317 97 71 23 3
1794 Oh nothing,whats happening at your place? 1.2990 0.05892 97 74 17 6
1795 Me and Jerry? He's still trying to get to first base. 1.2990 0.05892 97 74 17 6
1796 Just watching another episode of Sox and the City. 1.2990 0.05317 97 71 23 3
1797 At least he's not playing games with me anymore, is all I'm saying 1.2990 0.05516 97 72 21 4
1798 High definition. Bring the game to your living room. 1.2990 0.05317 97 71 23 3
1799 No, I did not steal any signals! 1.2990 0.05516 97 72 21 4
1800 You're right mom, these new tv's do bring the game right into the living room. 1.2990 0.05892 97 74 17 6
1801 At first, they wanted to play hockey. But I talked them out of it. 1.2990 0.06072 97 75 15 7
1802 I thought we were doing this baseball game over Zoom? 1.2990 0.05317 97 71 23 3
1803 This guy fucking walks. I've never been more certain of anything in my life. 1.2990 0.05707 97 73 19 5
1804 Oh, for God’s sake, watch your stupid game! 1.2990 0.05516 97 72 21 4
1805 Yes, maybe the men are suffering from sports withdrawal in lockdown . . . why do you ask? 1.2990 0.05516 97 72 21 4
1806 I hate to say it, but at the end of the day, it is what it is. 1.2990 0.06072 97 75 15 7
1807 the crowd estimate today is 1 1.2990 0.05516 97 72 21 4
1808 I knoe it's the only game in town but some men will do anything to score. 1.2990 0.05516 97 72 21 4
1809 He'll call if he makes it home. 1.2990 0.05707 97 73 19 5
1810 This whole ‘crowding Home’ thing is getting old 1.2990 0.05112 97 70 25 2
1811 Just a minute, I'll see if he's at home. 1.2990 0.05892 97 74 17 6
1812 ... and I told him, "three strikes and you're outta here!" 1.2990 0.05516 97 72 21 4
1813 I've gotta go Mom: I'm up next. 1.2990 0.05516 97 72 21 4
1814 How do I know I'm hallucinating? Because the batter only has one boob. 1.2990 0.05707 97 73 19 5
1815 This isn't the kind of ball-room I hoped for when marrying you 1.2976 0.05813 84 62 19 3
1816 He and I have very different ideas of how to get to third base. 1.2976 0.05813 84 62 19 3
1817 He wanted to flatten the curve at home but now there’s no movement to his breaking ball 1.2970 0.05548 101 76 20 5
1818 He liked to pitch inside” 1.2959 0.06017 98 76 15 7
1819 you can’t play ball in the house, they said. you can’t play ball outside with your friends, they said. and so they played ball with their quaranteam in quarantine 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
1820 not a great time to not having a backyard 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
1821 I’m glad the neighbours let us house sit again 1.2959 0.06017 98 76 15 7
1822 Even in Quarantine, Shelly made sure to remove the garbage can when the Astros practiced. 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
1823 Yes, yes, no one’s gone out yet, so we’re staying safe 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
1824 How are the boys keeping busy at home? Playing with their bat and balls, what did you expect? 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
1825 Yeah, they’re even calling themselves the ‘Home Brewers’ 1.2959 0.05068 98 71 25 2
1826 I thought the offer was “3 red socks for 2” 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
1827 Gotta go, I’m on deck. 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
1828 The catcher called for a high fast one -- inside. 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
1829 I’ve got season tickets 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
1830 The combination of performance enhancing drugs and hydroxychloroquine is having unintended side effects. 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
1831 He's at home, but I'm not sure for how long. 1.2959 0.05068 98 71 25 2
1832 Seventh inning 6 -3, Covid vs Flu 1.2959 0.05272 98 72 23 3
1833 OK, he twitched his nose. It's gonna be a slider. 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
1834 All I can say is, God help us if we're still in quarantine by football season... 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
1835 Well mom, it's better than the NASCAR they tried yesterday. 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
1836 Hi, I called you yesterday about getting some baseboard installed in my Living Room. 1.2959 0.06017 98 76 15 7
1837 Dave might have misunderstood the safe-at-home order. 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
1838 It’s the bottom of the ninth and the windows are still intact. 1.2959 0.06190 98 77 13 8
1839 I'll talk to you later, Jules. It looks like I'm too close to call. 1.2959 0.05272 98 72 23 3
1840 I gotta go-- The vases are loaded! 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
1841 What do you mean, who's on first? 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
1842 Remember, the spitter's outlawed. 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
1843 I'll call you back later; the game is on at my place. 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
1844 No, no the other American pastime 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
1845 It's a home game, so I have a great seat. 1.2959 0.06190 98 77 13 8
1846 When you asked if I would "play ball" with you, I thought you had something else in mind. 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
1847 I don’t know about the Astros, but I’m close to taking my husband’s ring away. 1.2959 0.06017 98 76 15 7
1848 I'd like to return the pitcher I ordered, please. The photo was very misleading 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
1849 I told Henry, three strikes and he's outa here for good. 1.2959 0.05272 98 72 23 3
1850 Guys, "inside baseball" is a slang generic expression that I'm speculating you have never heard before. 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
1851 30 years from now, will anyone get this year's abundance of quarantine humor? 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
1852 I win a steak if he hits the grandfather clock. 1.2959 0.06017 98 76 15 7
1853 All his pitches are just a bit inside. 1.2959 0.04856 98 70 27 1
1854 The open concept is great for baseball, but why is Carlos Beltran banging on our kitchen trash. 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
1855 Gotta go, Helen. I'm on deck. 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
1856 Hold on a sec -- I want to get a hot dog. 1.2959 0.06357 98 78 11 9
1857 Yes, this is the manager of the home team. 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
1858 Oh, same old, same old. How about you? 1.2959 0.05272 98 72 23 3
1859 Somebody isn’t getting to third base. 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
1860 As a matter of fact, I AM in left field. 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
1861 I need a break, Karen. The boys have another home game today. 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
1862 Bottom of the 9th. The cushions are loaded. 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
1863 The game is going fine, but the "wave" is a little underwhelming. 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
1864 Well, at least you don't have to quarantine with the Cincinnati Reds, Brenda. 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
1865 Our pitcher used to be just to pour water from 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
1866 Yeah the guys are surviving without watching sports, but I'm not sure the house will make it. 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
1867 Worse yet, Mom, they expected me to be the umpire. 1.2959 0.05272 98 72 23 3
1868 We're staying inside but Stan says he's tired of the board games. 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
1869 Get both lefties up in the garage. 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
1870 No, they didn't even bring peanuts or cracker jack. 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
1871 Can I call you later? I'm in the middle of a game 1.2959 0.05657 98 74 19 5
1872 I'll say this lockdown is frustrating. Here I am in scoring position, and no one has made it to first base. 1.2959 0.06017 98 76 15 7
1873 Opening Day, Major League Baseball, 2020 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
1874 It's the bottom of the ninth inning, The home team has two outs, with a man at the dining room table, and man at the armoire. Kowalski needs a home run to make the winning score. 1.2959 0.05068 98 71 25 2
1875 OK so far, no hits, no spits. 1.2959 0.06017 98 76 15 7
1876 I wouldn't go to the stadium, so they came here. 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
1877 Won't be able to make it, I'm afraid. I'm in a pitch meeting. 1.2959 0.05468 98 73 21 4
1878 The guys started it because they really miss baseball, but the good news is that ESPN has offered to broadcast the games. 1.2959 0.05840 98 75 17 6
1879 Honey, did you upgrade our cable package again? 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
1880 I’ve seen enough balls flying around for a lifetime! 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
1881 Hi Barbara, I'm just calling to touch base. 1.2947 0.04935 95 68 26 1
1882 The neighbors are here, their first visit of the season. My husband felt comfortable enough... There's the pitch! Low and outside! 3 and 0 in the first inning and again, this is the first time he felt comfortable enough to invite em over, we've been talking outside and... 1.2947 0.05370 95 70 22 3
1883 Yeah the boys were so bored they started playing baseball in the house. On the bright side every hit is a home run. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
1884 2025: I guess they weren’t kidding about sports never being the same after Coronavirus. 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
1885 Vase-ball anyone? 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
1886 Can't stand these home runs anymore. 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
1887 It’s really not as fun as you’d think. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
1888 Yeah it looks like they’re hoping for a home field advantage 1.2947 0.05157 95 69 24 2
1889 Is it a six or they're just playing 6 feet apart? 1.2947 0.06147 95 74 14 7
1890 This isn’t what I meant when I said ‘inside baseball.’ 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
1891 Well at least the beer is affordable. 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
1892 Dad was upset losing the baseball season, but totally lost it when he heard about the hot-dog shortage 1.2947 0.06147 95 74 14 7
1893 ESPN just offered 100K for a live feed. 1.2947 0.05962 95 73 16 6
1894 I hate it when we're the home team. 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
1895 They always play better at home 1.2947 0.06147 95 74 14 7
1896 It’s pretty boring. Even Elvis can’t leave the building. 1.2947 0.06147 95 74 14 7
1897 No Steinbrenner, I don't think this is going to work as a long term arrangement. 1.2947 0.05370 95 70 22 3
1898 Strike three, and you do the dishes, Adam. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
1899 Delivery is way better than curbside. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
1900 Putting an end to the does-it-come-from-bats debate. Poor Gus pulled the short straw. 1.2947 0.06147 95 74 14 7
1901 Let’s not play two. 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
1902 They keep saying that we have the home-field advantage, but I'm not so sure. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
1903 I just called for a bunt but these are uncertain times. 1.2947 0.06147 95 74 14 7
1904 ...Apparently, it's some sort of fantasy baseball league. 1.2947 0.06147 95 74 14 7
1905 Must throw low and outside because of social distancing. 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
1906 I have to run. We're about to break a lamp. 1.2947 0.05370 95 70 22 3
1907 Get the bullpen ready. He's been throwing for 2 months and he's starting to tire out. 1.2947 0.04935 95 68 26 1
1908 Joey's using the wall mirror at 2nd base to steal signs... 1.2947 0.05370 95 70 22 3
1909 I'd like a chili dog, diet Coke, two table lamps, and a mirror, please. 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
1910 Apparently, we have home field advantage. 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
1911 I'm going to need some relief. 1.2947 0.05370 95 70 22 3
1912 Fred's fantasy league is hell on the windows... 1.2947 0.05370 95 70 22 3
1913 I think it’s the bottom of the 999th. What’s happening over at your house, Linda? 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
1914 Welcome to the work from home-run derby 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
1915 Finally got to third base with the guy I’m dating. 1.2947 0.05370 95 70 22 3
1916 It's the bottom of the ninth. The windows are losing. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
1917 You gotta come by, it’s better than 4K. 1.2947 0.05157 95 69 24 2
1918 It's not the damage they're making that's bothering me, it's the plays. 1.2947 0.05772 95 72 18 5
1919 I got the home game package. 1.2947 0.05157 95 69 24 2
1920 Yes, an expansion. I'm thinking sixty feet, six inches. 1.2947 0.05157 95 69 24 2
1921 I love my chances of catching a foul ball. 1.2947 0.05370 95 70 22 3
1922 None of these guys are gonna get to third base. 1.2947 0.05370 95 70 22 3
1923 Belter in place 1.2947 0.05574 95 71 20 4
1924 No one is trying to sleep with me. I told you, they like baseball. 1.2941 0.06223 85 65 15 5
1925 Yep, I ordered bundt batter, not a bunt batter. 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
1926 He can’t hit an inside pitch 1.2941 0.05755 85 63 19 3
1927 No. Just me, and I got a great seat 1.2941 0.05755 85 63 19 3
1928 The home team is winning. 1.2941 0.05993 85 64 17 4
1929 There’ve been discussions on lowering mound height again, but this is getting ridiculous. 1.2929 0.05227 99 73 23 3
1930 ‘Honey, COVID’s not so bad when the bat comes to you.’ 1.2929 0.05607 99 75 19 5
1931 Good fastball, but slider is always in the rug. 1.2929 0.04922 99 74 22 3
1932 It’s them not wearing masks that really bugs me. 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
1933 No, you wouldn’t understand. It’s inside baseball. 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
1934 I've got the best seats in the house 1.2917 0.04893 96 69 26 1
1935 Where covid and baseball meet: safe at home. 1.2917 0.05112 96 70 24 2
1936 Waiter, there’s an infield fly in my soup 1.2917 0.06091 96 75 14 7
1937 Finally a call to the bullpen seeking some sort of relief 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
1938 Then he wanted the organist too and, well, enough is enough! 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
1939 I invited some of his friends over to help him get to first base 1.2917 0.05908 96 74 16 6
1940 This wasn’t what I was envisioning when you said we were going to see the home opener soon! 1.2917 0.05112 96 70 24 2
1941 Can I have him call you back? He's out on the veranda, announcing the game to the neighbors. 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
1942 Come on over we are having a ball! 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
1943 I need a delivery-4 beers- 2 dogs hold the mustard and a bag of nuts!s 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
1944 Uncle Jerry says send it to the short stop. 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
1945 Be careful not to hit the old bat. 1.2917 0.05322 96 71 22 3
1946 Only his name is Babe Ruth 1.2917 0.05908 96 74 16 6
1947 ....and I just witnessed an inside the room home run. 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
1948 Us? Oh, ya know -- same old, same old. 1.2917 0.05322 96 71 22 3
1949 Use your indoor voices, please. 1.2917 0.05322 96 71 22 3
1950 Two fingers down. It's a fastball 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
1951 It's the bottom of the 237th. Who knows when it'll end. 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
1952 I swear if he breaks another lamp, I’m benching him. 1.2917 0.05908 96 74 16 6
1953 Jimmy, this cat is meowing every time I signal for a fastball. 1.2917 0.06091 96 75 14 7
1954 No Ma. What's up and Who's on first. We are ahead. 1.2917 0.05908 96 74 16 6
1955 Wanna come over and watch the baseball game? 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
1956 Guys, I hate to say this, but the quarantine and the lock-down ended yesterday. 1.2917 0.05908 96 74 16 6
1957 We ran out of puzzles. 1.2917 0.05908 96 74 16 6
1958 They decided to schedule a home game. 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
1959 hm!? basically... they’ve gone batty. 1.2917 0.06091 96 75 14 7
1960 It's a new symptom... 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
1961 It’s true what they say about baseball...it IS a game of inches. 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
1962 Next week you can host 1.2917 0.05112 96 70 24 2
1963 Best seat I've ever had at a baseball game. 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
1964 Summer Sports 2020 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
1965 Yeah, indoor training is great actually. Oliver makes sure they master proper posture before they can move on to other skills. 1.2917 0.05908 96 74 16 6
1966 Well, I've been furloughed, but thankfully Kevin and his team are able to Work From Home. 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
1967 It's the top of the 7th, 2 on base, and Bucky ####ing Dent is up to bat. 1.2917 0.05908 96 74 16 6
1968 Well he is keeping six feet away from the pitcher, so I feel bad complaining. 1.2917 0.05322 96 71 22 3
1969 He can hit a triple,but still only get to first base. 1.2917 0.05322 96 71 22 3
1970 Tomorrow we play next door. Then we go across the street 1.2917 0.05908 96 74 16 6
1971 Sure, come on over--we can watch a game together. 1.2917 0.05322 96 71 22 3
1972 This is so cool. The MLB said each member of the fan base can have one inning in their home. 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
1973 I'd invite you over but only one of them is wearing a mask. 1.2917 0.05112 96 70 24 2
1974 Can I call you back. It’s tied at the bottom of the ninth. 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
1975 Today, we’re playing living room baseball and I’m “the crowd goes wild”. 1.2917 0.05908 96 74 16 6
1976 I'm third base. 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
1977 Cat’s stealing the signals. 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
1978 Bill, Stretch and Banana Boy are over here re-living their glory days ! 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
1979 how come i can never just get the home invaders who murder my entire family and leave our bodies as a ghoulish message holding a mirror up to society? 1.2917 0.05908 96 74 16 6
1980 I gotta hang up. Tabby's trying to steal home. 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
1981 He's a player allright, but he won't get to first base with me! 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
1982 No you guys; innings and outings are not opposites. 1.2917 0.05908 96 74 16 6
1983 I built it and they came. Now what? 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
1984 My Date? He got to third base!! 1.2917 0.05908 96 74 16 6
1985 I fail to see ANY Home-field advantage 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
1986 They told us to “Go big or go home”... so we did. 1.2917 0.05112 96 70 24 2
1987 Hold on a sec; it’s the final pitch and I’m playing shortstop! 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
1988 Your Virtual Reality toy is freaking out the cat. How do I switch it to ballet? 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
1989 No, doctor, it's not exactly cabin fever. 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
1990 Can you keep it down and to the outside, please? 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
1991 The commissioner's reopening the league for home games. 1.2917 0.05908 96 74 16 6
1992 Who's on first? I'm not sure. 1.2917 0.05322 96 71 22 3
1993 Can you believe it, Rhonda? I got the best seat in the house! 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
1994 When they said they wanted to "play through", I thought they meant golf. 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
1995 It definitely can't be a home game for BOTH teams, right? 1.2917 0.05322 96 71 22 3
1996 I'll call you back. The game is really close. 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
1997 Strike 3, you can't go out 1.2917 0.05322 96 71 22 3
1998 Yes, four hotdogs and four beers. 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
1999 Yes, I'm still bored as hell. 1.2917 0.05322 96 71 22 3
2000 What can I tell you-I missed sports TV! 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
2001 Karen didn't know what she was getting herself into when she downloaded the MLB At Home app 1.2917 0.05322 96 71 22 3
2002 He was safe at home 1.2917 0.05322 96 71 22 3
2003 The Astros manager wants to know what two fingers means? 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
2004 Oh well. We’ll get ‘em next pandemic. 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
2005 Can't talk right now. I'm coaching third base, and there's a runner on second. 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
2006 I’’m hoping he makes it to third base with me on the couch. 1.2917 0.04893 96 69 26 1
2007 We put the fun in dysfunctional family room.” 1.2917 0.05908 96 74 16 6
2008 I have my own Safe at Home plan." 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
2009 It felt much better being this close when there was a net in front of me! 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
2010 Yes doctor, I am sleeping better, but there are some side effects. 1.2917 0.05322 96 71 22 3
2011 Without baseball , the lockdown is driving us all batty. 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
2012 The apartment is great, and it's right near the ballpark. 1.2917 0.05322 96 71 22 3
2013 Warm up the closer. 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
2014 Oh, nothing much, just watching the ballgame 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
2015 ...and you're saying people everywhere are being struck down and it's all because of a bat? I mean...really Mabel...just listen to yourself..." 1.2917 0.05524 96 72 20 4
2016 Commissioner says they're coming to your house next. 1.2917 0.05719 96 73 18 5
2017 There is a difference between "a bat in a bowl" and "a bat and a ball" 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2018 Where’s Amelia Bedelia to steal home plate when you need her... 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2019 Every run's a home run now 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
2020 You sure the bat caused this lockdown? 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
2021 It's the bottom of the 73rd inning and they are still stuck at home. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2022 I'm glad baseball's back, but these home games can be a pain. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2023 Hold on a sec. I need to pinch hit a lefty. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2024 OK, cue in the "ZOOM" - it's finally the bottom of the ninth! 1.2903 0.04973 93 67 25 1
2025 Any run is really a Home run 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2026 Even the cat is bored. 1.2903 0.06226 93 73 13 7
2027 I am playing--I'm their third-base coach. 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2028 Suzie, you called at a great time. Championship game for Mudville. Bottom of the ninth. Tie score. Two outs. Casey at bat. Three-and-two, the big one's due .... 1.2903 0.06226 93 73 13 7
2029 I’d like to order some peanuts and crackerjacks. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2030 I'm so glad things are getting back to normal 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
2031 Don't worry, the boys are all safe at home. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
2032 Mom, I know your crystal collection is in danger, but I can't stop him now - it's a full count! 1.2903 0.05838 93 71 17 5
2033 Can't talk now! Top of the 9th! Two out! 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2034 Inside baseball is not so dull after all. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2035 No, I ordered red socks! 1.2903 0.06226 93 73 13 7
2036 I'm just saying, it's no field of dreams for me. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2037 You sent the wrong item, I just wanted a pair of red socks for my feet... No returns?! 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2038 Sounds good, we’ll touch base soon. 1.2903 0.06035 93 72 15 6
2039 Oh it's been an adjustment having them all home all day.. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2040 Yeah, the bases aren’t the only things that are loaded 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2041 I'll call you back in the seventh. 1.2903 0.05423 93 69 21 3
2042 The season ticket prices are really cheap. 1.2903 0.05634 93 70 19 4
2043 Yeah, the home team is playing the at-home team. Not sure who to root for. 1.2889 0.05751 90 68 18 4
2044 Boys, you’ll have to wait a minute. The shortstop’s daughter just lost a tooth and we lost video connection with the left fielder. 1.2887 0.05668 97 74 18 5
2045 Covid schmovid, shouldn't they be sixty feet apart? 1.2887 0.05276 97 72 22 3
2046 Home base looks a lot different than it used to 1.2881 0.06860 59 44 13 2
2047 only in new york, baby 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
2048 Let’s zoom tomorrow, it’s a doubleheader. 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
2049 I can’t talk right now, he is about to hit a homerun 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
2050 Even so, it still gets boring without any offense 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
2051 Corona Up 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
2052 Not looking forward to hockey season. 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
2053 Yes, please. A hot dog with kraut and mustard. And a Diet Coke. 1.2872 0.05157 94 69 23 2
2054 Yeah Trish, they’re having a real slugfest over here... 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
2055 Could you send up a pitcher....anything but corona 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
2056 Why are you so shocked. You know we do this everyday! 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
2057 I'm here to enforce the No Spitting rule. 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
2058 Gotta go, I'm up next. 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
2059 Fortunately Henry is throwing a No-hitter! 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
2060 Remember Roy, first base is in the kitchen! 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
2061 Best seat in the house; game seven; bottom of the ninth; two outs; bases loaded; count 3 and two and here comes the pitch... 1.2872 0.05157 94 69 23 2
2062 Take the ball game out to me. 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
2063 Um, who's going to field the ball? 1.2872 0.05157 94 69 23 2
2064 Why yes. Season tickets are available along the third base line. 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
2065 Well sure I miss baseball, but it's not like I'm having hallucinations...oh come on,THAT WAS A STRIKE!...sorry, what were you saying? 1.2872 0.05157 94 69 23 2
2066 The good news is that I nailed the National Anthem. 1.2872 0.06167 94 74 13 7
2067 Yes of course I'm high and inside. Why do you ask? 1.2872 0.06167 94 74 13 7
2068 Yes, we're having sliders for dinner. 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
2069 Hello Pottery Barn. Do you have curbside pickup? 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
2070 Yes, what kind of bats do you exterminate? 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
2071 No, we haven't reached first base yet. 1.2872 0.05374 94 70 21 3
2072 You won’t BELIEVE what the Mets did this time. 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
2073 Keep it low and inside Larry he’ll never hit that and save our windows one more time 1.2872 0.04930 94 68 25 1
2074 I think they misunderstood me when I said I wanted my new place to feel like "home base." 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
2075 You might say 'We're having a ball!' 1.2872 0.05583 94 71 19 4
2076 What do you mean, who's on third? 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
2077 Well, duck this time then. 1.2872 0.05978 94 73 15 6
2078 Oh, Dad and the kids are fine. They're just playing some shelter-in-place baseball. 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
2079 How's your French going? I am trying to pick up baseball and it's really slow 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
2080 Being third base isn't so bad. The poor cat is home plate. 1.2872 0.05784 94 72 17 5
2081 Is it opening day there too? I’ve been trying not to catch anything. 1.2857 0.06110 91 71 14 6
2082 Yes, Chester Meowington is an excellent umpire. 1.2857 0.06110 91 71 14 6
2083 Then I said it’s only a homer if it’s more than 6 feet. 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
2084 When you said you had a pitch meeting, this wasn't what I had in mind 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
2085 No more away games...The rest of our games are at home. 1.2857 0.05477 91 68 20 3
2086 The new nosebleed seats 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
2087 Mom always said not to play ball in the house! 1.2857 0.06306 91 72 12 7
2088 ESPN? Yes, I’d like to submit a livestream 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
2089 I thought we agreed on not letting the kids hit and steal? 1.2857 0.05250 91 67 22 2
2090 The pitcher is always the coach’s son. 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
2091 He needs to develop a third pitch fast or we won’t have any windows left. 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
2092 He’s OUT!” “Um.. ok... can you have him call me when he gets home? 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
2093 I just hit a triple... they have me calling balls and strikes and the hot dogs are simmering. 1.2857 0.05477 91 68 20 3
2094 Things are pretty good here, Fran. We're in the 7th inning and not one window broken. 1.2857 0.05477 91 68 20 3
2095 He's at bat now, but he'll never get to first base with me! 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
2096 Unless he bunts,I have time to talk. 1.2857 0.06306 91 72 12 7
2097 Can't talk. It's the top of the first. 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
2098 I'll have to get back to you. The game's on. 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
2099 Hi Mom, exciting news--I just hit a home run! 1.2857 0.06110 91 71 14 6
2100 Off her medicine, Valeri believes hand waving will make her visions go away. 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
2101 Yes, its a home game 1.2857 0.05477 91 68 20 3
2102 Listen, Hon, I have to go. I'm third base. 1.2857 0.05477 91 68 20 3
2103 Honey, I got a seat right by home plate! 1.2857 0.05761 84 63 18 3
2104 I only watch the home games. 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
2105 Yada, yada, yada 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
2106 Yes, you could say they're 'safe at home.' 1.2857 0.05012 91 66 24 1
2107 Throw it inside. 1.2857 0.05477 91 68 20 3
2108 When you said getting to first base, this isn’t what I had in mind 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
2109 No, there aren’t any bases. EVERYTHING is home. 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
2110 - boy the 5G TV looks very realistic -can I call you right back, the cat needs to use the pitcher's mound again -that's one way to spend my pandemic PPP loan -hold on I think the brownies are kicking in 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
2111 Watching COVID Baseball, you? 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
2112 It's a home game, not a house game. OUT! 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
2113 Are you sure? I have great seats. 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
2114 Virus or no virus, Dad and my brothers refuse to miss the season. 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
2115 The playing is fine. It's the spitting that's the problem. 1.2857 0.06110 91 71 14 6
2116 I never thought I would get to a ballroom, but thanks to the pandemic here I am! 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
2117 We have great seats but I much prefer the away games. 1.2857 0.05477 91 68 20 3
2118 Finally, something decent to bet on. 1.2857 0.05477 91 68 20 3
2119 I need to stop answering swingers ads in Sports Illustrated.” 1.2857 0.05477 91 68 20 3
2120 Balk! You're closer than 6 feet 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
2121 That’s right Emily, tonight’s home game is not being televised. 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
2122 I'm watching the shutter in home league game 1.2857 0.05477 91 68 20 3
2123 They lived in the basement for two weeks beforehand, so, yea I feel pretty good about it! 1.2857 0.05477 91 68 20 3
2124 No, Mildred, they're no longer bowling in the living room. 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
2125 Peter at-bat. He has a long way to go if he wants to catch up to John’s two broken windows, one injured cat and a shattered fishbowl after a spectacular Baltimore Chop 1.2857 0.05477 91 68 20 3
2126 I’ll get back to you, I’m on another call 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
2127 My husband is out in left field. 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
2128 Yeah it's great being so close to the action, but the cleats are hard on the carpet." 1.2857 0.05906 91 70 16 5
2129 Can I call you back? It's bottom of the ninth. 1.2857 0.06110 91 71 14 6
2130 batter, batter, batter, batter. . . ! 1.2857 0.06110 91 71 14 6
2131 Trust me, none of these guys is making it to third base. 1.2857 0.05761 84 63 18 3
2132 'There's a relief in the bathroom, a ground out in the back yard, and a man caught stealing my jewelry in the bedroom.' 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
2133 I'll have to call you back. The catcher just flashed the bunt sign. 1.2857 0.05696 91 69 18 4
2134 He's been working from home and staying on the ball. 1.2857 0.05477 91 68 20 3
2135 Can't talk now, Mom, I'm a loaded base. 1.2842 0.05731 95 73 17 5
2136 Can the lefty warming in the den throw it in his kitchen? 1.2842 0.05532 95 72 19 4
2137 Can you believe it? Only of them is wearing a mask. 1.2841 0.05587 88 66 19 3
2138 Oh no I can talk. They’re not very good at the game. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2139 The picture on this TV is just incredible. It’s like they’re playing right in my living room! 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2140 This is not what I expected when you said Fantasy Baseball 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
2141 I'll save you a seat in the front row next to the home dugout. 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2142 It’s gonna be long season 1.2826 0.05202 92 68 22 2
2143 I think I might be having a stroke... 1.2826 0.06245 92 73 12 7
2144 Not what I meant by third base 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
2145 They’re driving me batty. 1.2826 0.05202 92 68 22 2
2146 Yeah, I am just waiting for the 7th-inning stretch to preheat the oven 1.2826 0.05202 92 68 22 2
2147 I would rather have people play baseball in my living room than be alone a minute longer! 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2148 Ballroom, ballpark, same difference! 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
2149 I'm wearing this because I don't want to catch anything. 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2150 Folks, we're in the bottom of the 9th inning of the Social Distancing finals. The score is 12,876 to 12,877!  Could it be more exciting than this!!!!!" 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2151 He’s been playing hardball ever since I filed for divorce. 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2152 No windows were harmed in the making of this cartoon. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2153 P.E. is not on today's schedule. Please work on your math questions. 1.2826 0.05202 92 68 22 2
2154 I can’t wait until the next away game. 1.2826 0.04967 92 67 24 1
2155 I'll worry about windows when his batting average is above 200. 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2156 It's a very close game. 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2157 I'm watching the Narrow World of Sports. 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2158 You really know how to get to first base with a girl, don't you? 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
2159 Get in here Bob! Your Zoom call 3-D baseball season just started, and its just like being here! 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2160 Yes we're fine. Since Dan is stuck at home so much he started working on our remodeling project. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2161 I have a front row seat if you are interested. 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2162 I built it and they came. Now how do I get them to leave? 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2163 Oh, just watching the game! 1.2826 0.05202 92 68 22 2
2164 Uh...how about bunting it? 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
2165 Modern Family is a rerun, so I'm watching baseball. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2166 I am the designated cleaner 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2167 I get his missing sports, but it will be a real mess if he doesn't strike out. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2168 They already demolished the vases you hated, Mom. Anything else you want me to put near second base? 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2169 Careful Jimmy, he’s crowding home! 1.2826 0.05202 92 68 22 2
2170 Yeah, it's crazy. Really strange. I just finished singing "Take Me In To The Ball Game". 1.2826 0.05202 92 68 22 2
2171 All right, I've got you down for $100 on the Living Room Lions. 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2172 Not quite social distancing, but one of them is wearing a mask." 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2173 My order was supposed to include face masks. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2174 My suggestion was checkers. 1.2826 0.05202 92 68 22 2
2175 it's weird, even the innings seem longer these days 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2176 I can’t talk now, Mom. I’m multi-tasking for our at-home series — I’m the ump, the announcer, the ball girl, and I have the bucket of Gatorade ready to pour over the winning team. 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
2177 They're going to play 60 million games, one spectator at a time. 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
2178 Can you stay that way for nine innings 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2179 It's no worse than watching football in a dome. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2180 Got to call you back we're in the bottom of the ninth. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2181 Can’t talk for long, I’m third base. 1.2826 0.05202 92 68 22 2
2182 I can't wait until they plan an away game. 1.2826 0.05202 92 68 22 2
2183 I said 60 feet apart. 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2184 I meant cake batter!!! 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2185 I'd like to order another 2 dozen baseballs. And some window glass. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2186 Its O.K.,Mom. They can't see a thing because their hats cover their eyes. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2187 I just needed a release from the unimaginable stress I’ve been under for the last three months. I’m calling them the TriBeCa Tigers. 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
2188 IKEA? I'd like to order half a dozen more lamps. 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2189 Another day calling balls and strikes with the home team. You 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2190 No, no not on TV, the Yankees are playing the Mets right here in my living room. 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2191 It's at an alternative venue - but I got great seats. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2192 Houston, I have their pitch signs. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2193 I told Rob to bring home a bunt. Now we’ve got nothing for dessert. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2194 I think you’re taking home game a bit too literally. 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2195 Three strikes - and I'm out! 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2196 They spit, I kill 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
2197 He gave me a shelter in place diamond. 1.2826 0.05850 92 71 16 5
2198 It’s been a tough couple of months, but I think we’re only in the third inning. 1.2826 0.05426 92 69 20 3
2199 Hey! The cat is stealing signs. 1.2826 0.06051 92 72 14 6
2200 And Joe has really been able to work on his bunt. 1.2826 0.05642 92 70 18 4
2201 Scouts say his spitball has a wicked viral load 1.2824 0.05452 85 63 20 2
2202 Dad is pitching and the tying run is a the dining room table. 1.2824 0.06398 85 67 12 6
2203 Yes mom, I told them the rug wasn’t regulation length. 1.2824 0.05703 85 64 18 3
2204 Is the Southpaw warm in the kitchen? 1.2824 0.05452 85 63 20 2
2205 What can I say... they stole home. 1.2809 0.05297 89 66 21 2
2206 When I said you can't play in the park anymore, this is not what I meant! 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
2207 I'm safe at home.. thanks for asking. 1.2809 0.05297 89 66 21 2
2208 everything hits a little bit close to home in quarantine 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
2209 „Honestly Karen, I wish they‘d go back to staring at their phone screens all day.“ 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
2210 Hi Hon, it’s Mom. Bring in the lefty, Dad can’t find the plate. 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
2211 killing field 1.2809 0.06390 89 71 11 7
2212 Just thought I’d touch base. 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
2213 Only the catcher got a mask . . . 1.2809 0.05297 89 66 21 2
2214 They're playing at home tonight. Away games are on the back porch. 1.2809 0.05533 89 67 19 3
2215 My son says they have home field advantage. 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
2216 I'm getting this may become a thing. 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
2217 They say they won't play outside until Ace flattens his curve. 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
2218 I could live with the 6 a.m. practices, and the beer and hot dogs at every meal...but now he's threatening to send me down to Scranton. 1.2809 0.06390 89 71 11 7
2219 The home team is up one broken vase. 1.2809 0.05297 89 66 21 2
2220 Yeah, the boys are managing to stay occupied during the stay at home order. It has cost us a few lamps and windows, but after all, it is baseball season. 1.2809 0.05297 89 66 21 2
2221 I have this sudden craving for Bundt cake. 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
2222 „Maggie, you forgot to bring us some beer from the fridge on second.“ 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
2223 Hey, kids! Your game has gone viral--over 22 million people are watching. 1.2809 0.05977 89 69 15 5
2224 I'd swear in the Old Times this was played in a bigger space 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
2225 I'm worried about his breaking stuff." 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
2226 I know this can’t be right, only the catcher is wearing a mask. 1.2809 0.05297 89 66 21 2
2227 He says he won't go home until he hits it out of the house. 1.2809 0.05759 89 68 17 4
2228 Can he hit? 1.2809 0.05297 89 66 21 2
2229 Quarantine? - well, he hasn't exactly accepted it. 1.2809 0.05297 89 66 21 2
2230 I'm just glad they made the "No Spitting" rule. 1.2809 0.06187 89 70 13 6
2231 I told them this isn’t what home field advantage means 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2232 Play from home they said. 1.2796 0.05993 93 73 14 6
2233 If your home run breaks anything in the house, it'll be counted as a strike 1.2796 0.05795 93 72 16 5
2234 Work from home 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2235 they say you’re safer watching at home than at the stadium 1.2796 0.05154 93 69 22 2
2236 another swing and a miss, just like those dating apps, eh son? 1.2796 0.05154 93 69 22 2
2237 Isn't this taking "home base" a little bit too far? 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2238 Come on over. It’s almost time for the 7th inning stretch. Can you bring me a dog and a beer? 1.2796 0.05376 93 70 20 3
2239 If you don't mind, family, I'd prefer if you rephrase that previous saying to something other than, "Knock that apple right through the window for a home run!" 1.2796 0.05590 93 71 18 4
2240 No, don’t hang up! I’m talking about actual inside-baseball! 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2241 Well the sourdough starter didn’t take off so we moved onto something else. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2242 These seats are great 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2243 You can’t know how good it looks in HD until you see for yourself 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2244 Baseballantine 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2245 (Cat bangs trash can) 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2246 Hello, Grubhub? I need a hot dog, a bag of peanuts, and a beer. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2247 At least they’re not banging trash cans. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2248 Socially distant outfielder 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2249 The Living Room: Where every run is a home run. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2250 I don’t think my husband’s understanding of the new normal is very normal 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
2251 No we’re good. Just watching a game. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2252 He just hit a grand slam into the chandelier 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2253 Uneventful game so far, but I keep thinking one of my favorite vases is bound to get broken. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2254 Just return the plate when you're done. 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
2255 It’s the top of the 9th and we’re losing by 1, but Fluffy’s on 3rd with nobody out. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2256 It’s the bottom of the ninth and the winning run is in the kitchen. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2257 The boys are taking the “stay at home order” too seriously; they could go outside. Thanks Obama 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2258 The body odor alone is intoxicating 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2259 I just told him to run home for a minute. 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
2260 They are already planning the football season. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2261 Your updated fantasy baseball package arrived. But I am not sure these are the players you ordered . 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2262 We’re in the bottom of the second and down almost a hundred thousand. How about you? 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2263 ...and then one of them tried to get to third base with me. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2264 I'm waiting for the hot dog vendor. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2265 Ice hockey in your dining room? I'll be over in a minute. 1.2778 0.05247 90 67 21 2
2266 I told him, if he wants to get to first base, he's gotta earn it. 1.2778 0.06326 90 72 11 7
2267 Dad’s asking if you’re home or away. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2268 No, things are surprisingly normal! 1.2778 0.06126 90 71 13 6
2269 On the other hand, you can really hear the crack of the bat. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2270 It's two-out bottom of the ninth. Runners are going, the count is 3 and two. How are the kids? 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2271 Aw honey, what makes you think I don't like that lamp your mother got us? 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2272 Next week they're playing on the road. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2273 I'm safe. They've all promised to bunt. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2274 I don't know, Mom. George planted corn in his COVID garden and they just showed up. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2275 Can we take this outside, gentlemen? 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2276 Yes, that's right Mr. Steinbrenner... they'll be ready the moment we get the word. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2277 Why is she giving me the "bunt" sign on every pitch? 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2278 All home games and first base in the bathroom. It’s getting ugly. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2279 We can keep talking, Fran; this right-handed batter tends to hit to the opposite field. 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2280 Just wondering what they'll do for the seventh inning stretch. 1.2778 0.04748 90 65 25 0
2281 The date is going terribly. He won't even get to first base. 1.2778 0.05918 90 70 15 5
2282 He is working from home, and also working the count 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2283 Yes, he's wearing a mask, but he's was short on his social distance! 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2284 No they’re not “stealing home”. They’re stealing MY home! 1.2778 0.05703 90 69 17 4
2285 Just watching quarantine hologramball, you? 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2286 I just wish they had ended the quarantine before starting the baseball season. 1.2778 0.05480 90 68 19 3
2287 You won't believe where I'm sitting! 1.2778 0.05247 90 67 21 2
2288 Was able to grab a field-level seat right before game time 1.2759 0.05089 87 64 22 1
2289 When I told you to bring it home - this isn't what I meant. 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
2290 Yeah, I gotta go. We had a pickle earlier with a pea that was really more like cheese. Now I got a Baltimore chop in the oven and it’s almost time for my 7th inning stretch. 1.2759 0.06266 87 69 12 6
2291 Sorry, but I can't hear you over the trash cans banging. 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
2292 Yeah, I think you could say they miss it." 1.2759 0.05590 87 66 18 3
2293 I'm sheltering at home. Well, next to home. 1.2759 0.06049 87 68 14 5
2294 'The cats on first looking to steal.' 1.2750 0.05893 80 61 16 3
2295 VR is becoming more real and less virtual 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
2296 So... meatballs for dinner? 1.2747 0.05649 91 70 17 4
2297 I’m sorry about your window, Mrs. Jones. 1.2747 0.04958 91 67 23 1
2298 Mom, we need to borrow a home plate. 1.2747 0.05428 91 69 19 3
2299 Well, he works for the MLB and needed to bring his work home. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
2300 The cable bill has gone down significantly but the repair costs on the house have increased exponentially. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
2301 A broken vase and window and they say there are 8 more innings ... 1.2738 0.05449 84 63 19 2
2302 These Zoom conferences are getting too realistic for my taste. 1.2738 0.05449 84 63 19 2
2303 Yeah, we got great seats. No, not /behind/ home... 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
2304 Gotta make this quick-- I'm on deck 1.2738 0.04895 84 61 23 0
2305 Wait, are you purring? There's no purring in baseball! 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
2306 Can the person with the baseball game turn yourself on mute 1.2738 0.06416 84 67 11 6
2307 We are NOT in this together. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
2308 Mom, before you open the door scream: “Time out!” 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
2309 At least I don’t have to watch it online... 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
2310 Yeah.. Home Play Station 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
2311 Yes, it was a home run. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
2312 So far we're undefeated at home. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
2313 Given his profession, commuting by Skype was not really working out, so he decided to build a home office instead. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
2314 I know I put that Wii Fit somewhere! 1.2738 0.05449 84 63 19 2
2315 Go home, Ron. Go home. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
2316 I didn't say it was obscure, I said it was inside baseball 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
2317 Let me call you back in the seventh inning stretch. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
2318 Unfortunately, it's a home game this week. 1.2738 0.05449 84 63 19 2
2319 Nothing much. Just watching some baseball in the living room. 1.2738 0.05449 84 63 19 2
2320 Bases loaded, bottom of the 14th day... 1.2738 0.05449 84 63 19 2
2321 No, I'll only talk to Doctor Fauci. Tell him it's an emergency. 1.2738 0.05449 84 63 19 2
2322 What lasts longer? Baseball games or quarantine? 1.2738 0.05179 84 62 21 1
2323 Not much, just watching the game. What are you up to? 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
2324 Crazy, I know. But it’s the playoffs. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
2325 To prevent him from getting to first, you'll need a face mask. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
2326 Yes, Mom, they took off their shoes before they came in the house. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
2327 It’s hard on the windows, but I’ve got a great view of the game. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
2328 The best part is we never argue over the infield fly rule 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
2329 I'll have to call you back, I'm the umpire, the play by play announcer, and also third base. 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
2330 Hello, Commissioner's Office? Yes, please announce the start date of the season as soon as possible. Thank you! 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
2331 Thank God it is not sumo wrestling! 1.2738 0.06416 84 67 11 6
2332 Hello, Marge? You might want to open your doors ... he's practicing his line drive again. 1.2738 0.05952 84 65 15 4
2333 I told them it’s ok to play , but no spitting on the shag carpet 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
2334 He can't hit the inside pitch. 1.2738 0.05179 84 62 21 1
2335 Do you have any fan experiences that are less immersive? 1.2738 0.06189 84 66 13 5
2336 We thought we'd just stay in and have a family game night. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
2337 World Series Game 7...Bottom of the 9th...Two Out...The Winning Run on the Couch... 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
2338 It's OK - I'm in foul territory. 1.2738 0.05706 84 64 17 3
2339 You’re not six feet apart! 1.2738 0.05449 84 63 19 2
2340 I built it and they came... 1.2727 0.05416 88 69 15 4
2341 You said you missed sports. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2342 I have learnt one thing home isn't a place, it's a feeling 1.2727 0.05294 88 66 20 2
2343 Do you deliver peanuts and cracker jacks? 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2344 The fantasy league made an abrupt adjustment this year and I’m not sure I’m up to another 161 games. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2345 Here comes the wind up, it’s a full count in the bottom of the sixth... 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2346 So yeah, I would like a divorce. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
2347 Look, can I call you back during the seventh inning stretch? 1.2727 0.05041 88 65 22 1
2348 Looks like it’s not just the bases that are loaded... 1.2727 0.05041 88 65 22 1
2349 How many times have I told you, guys? No shoes in the house! 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
2350 Yea, when I said "go home," this isn't what I meant. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2351 Well , it bears watching the Last Dance for the 20 th time 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
2352 No, I'm not kidding. I'd be happy to give you the play-by-play. 1.2727 0.05041 88 65 22 1
2353 Can you ask Karen in 3G if that was a ground rule double? 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2354 Yes, Deloris, in the house! It’s the 11th inning and they are still scoreless. Netflix is out, but I did catch a pop fly in the 7th. Your father can’t throw a strike from six feet away! Maybe because he disinfects the ball after every pitch... 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2355 Who said we can't have fans at our games? 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2356 I’ll have to call you back. Ed’s up now. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
2357 Unlike this cartoon, it's surprising how low the quality of The New Yorker cartoon talent has sunk, compared to past cartoonists, and Ralph, that last pitch was a little high. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
2358 Sorry, can't talk now. The game is on. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2359 Catcher in the Rye House. 1.2727 0.05988 88 69 14 5
2360 Now I know what "home base" means. 1.2727 0.05766 88 68 16 4
2361 Dad said to come ask mom if we can play baseball inside. 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
2362 What is your return policy? 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
2363 Bunt? Honey, why are you always signaling ‘bunt’? 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
2364 I never missed sports in the first place. 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
2365 Well, the boys are back in town. 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
2366 But I ordered the relief an hour ago. 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
2367 This shelter in place has made taking the boys to practice much easier. . 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
2368 I tried to buy you some peanuts and cracker jacks, but people are hoarding that shit 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
2369 #stayathomerun 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
2370 It's not so bad working from home plate. 1.2706 0.05394 85 64 19 2
2371 Got a Father’s Day present for you. 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
2372 It started as game of toss, now we’re into game 3 of the ALDS. 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
2373 I Wish I was taller 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
2374 Joyce? It’s Carol from 21B, the boys are looking for an outfielder, is Tim home? 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
2375 This is still boring. 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
2376 Despite playing in the living room for years, Joe's not getting a lot of love from the home crowd tonight. 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
2377 Yes that’s right. One giant foam finger delivered ASAP. 1.2706 0.05394 85 64 19 2
2378 Hi, Jake. It’s me again. 1.2706 0.06565 85 69 9 7
2379 The bases are loaded, I gotta go! 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
2380 You'd be astounded at how difficult it is to rent a hot dog vendor during these times 1.2706 0.06348 85 68 11 6
2381 NO TESTS! HOME RUNS ONLY 😂 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
2382 This isn’t what I had in mind when you said “home game’” 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
2383 What I wouldn’t give to be on the away team... 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
2384 Be careful, the china cabinet is in the outfield! 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
2385 I’ll be up late, the game just went into extra innings 1.2706 0.05394 85 64 19 2
2386 I gotta go. It’s the bottom of the 9th and I’m sitting on 3rd base. 1.2706 0.05394 85 64 19 2
2387 How much for the Zoom Webinar upgrade again? 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
2388 It's a really close game. 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
2389 I gotta run 1.2706 0.06348 85 68 11 6
2390 I've been told I'm the left field foul pole. 1.2706 0.05394 85 64 19 2
2391 No, Joe isn't here. He's left and gone away. 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
2392 They're quarantined, but the catcher still wears a mask. 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
2393 Quick--Tell me how the indoor fly rule works." John Canning Sea Cliff, New York 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
2394 The game's very close, I'm watching it now. 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
2395 You'll never guess who's quarantining at home with me? 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
2396 Same as last night. It’s World Series game 7, bottom of the ninth, down by 3, bases loaded, full count, and a setup for a walk off home run whatever that means... 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
2397 This quarantine can’t end soon enough! 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
2398 We’re down to two gloves and one mask. 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
2399 I'll call you back after I go to the concession stand 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
2400 Yea, my husband really wants to get to home base too." 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
2401 Sorry I’ve got to run. I’m doing play by play. 1.2706 0.05394 85 64 19 2
2402 It's a small field and the players aren't very impressive, but tickets are free to residents. 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
2403 No trash cans, no problem 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
2404 Well, I said I would make his wildest fantasy come true. 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
2405 No, Doris--I'm not on deck, I'm on the couch! 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
2406 Yes, like everyone else, he's been working at home since March. 1.2706 0.05394 85 64 19 2
2407 I can’t get up until the seventh inning. 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
2408 Can you come downstairs? I need a relief pitcher. 1.2706 0.05394 85 64 19 2
2409 ''Didn't I tell you not to watch live baseball?'' 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
2410 I hate these home games. 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
2411 Hi Mum..things are alright..there are less than 5 of us and Bill's wearing a mask.. 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
2412 I don't mind them playing but they want me to clean up the peanuts and cracker jacks. 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
2413 I can't talk right now; it's the bottom of the 9th. 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
2414 Bottom of the seventh, two out and runners on first and third. What's new with you? 1.2706 0.05394 85 64 19 2
2415 I gotta go, it's the bottom of the ninth week. 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
2416 That's correct 911. Only the catcher is wearing a mask. 1.2706 0.06348 85 68 11 6
2417 Grapefruit? Yeah, I have some here. 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
2418 When I heard ‘change up’, ‘3 guys’ and ‘swing’, I pictured something with fewer cleats on the carpet. 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
2419 Game over, Steve Kornacki. I am no longer an undecided, college-educated, suburban white woman voter. 1.2706 0.06348 85 68 11 6
2420 Yeah, I'm making this a stay-at-homerun. 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
2421 Fine. Just no spitballs. 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
2422 I swear if you hit a foul ball and it breaks a window, I'll quarantine you for life. 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
2423 This is the only way I can get them to wear gloves and masks. 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
2424 House rules apply. 1.2706 0.05128 85 63 21 1
2425 my therapist suggested joining the team to help with the "no crying" thing 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
2426 Social distancing? The only one wearing a mask is the catcher! 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
2427 I get it. Nothing but home runs. 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
2428 Yes, Commissioner, my name is Ruth. And, yes, I did build this house. But I'm telling you, there's been a huge mistake. 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
2429 I finally got those couch seats I’ve been wanting! 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
2430 No, it’s still raining 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
2431 The remodel’s going to be awhile. Just about to open the living room. 1.2706 0.05394 85 64 19 2
2432 He said they would social distance. That they were just coming over to enjoy a ball game together... 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
2433 Hi, I ordered a pitcher online but you sent me the wrong kind. 1.2706 0.06124 85 67 13 5
2434 That's not what they mean by "inside baseball". 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
2435 Fred is working from home and it's getting pretty tiring. 1.2706 0.05394 85 64 19 2
2436 Sorry Linda gotta go Dave is one pitch away from a no hitter! 1.2706 0.05648 85 65 17 3
2437 Katie, I have to tell you about the new App I discovered on ESPN! 1.2706 0.05891 85 66 15 4
2438 I caught them using my Wedgewood for home plate. 1.2706 0.06348 85 68 11 6
2439 My boys of summer are up to foul play, and yours? 1.2706 0.05394 85 64 19 2
2440 I know he’s a player, but he always ends up coming home. 1.2697 0.06140 89 71 12 6
2441 This isn’t too bad. Not looking forward to hockey season. 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
2442 Watch out, darling, this is going to be a big one. 1.2697 0.06140 89 71 12 6
2443 He's been throwing inside all afternoon. 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
2444 An amazing catch, Flo - I don't know how he even saw the ball, what with all the flying bits of chandelier... 1.2697 0.05481 89 68 18 3
2445 I’m trying to figure out what a home run would look like. 1.2697 0.05709 89 69 16 4
2446 Yeah, they said you should create structure in your day during the pandemic. So we have hourly baseball games. 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
2447 The wife says I can go to second base tonight 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
2448 Yes, honey. It’s bottom of the 5th now. I’ll keep you updated. 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
2449 For once I can say with certainty who’s pitching and who’s catching 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2450 Pete, who’s covering Left field window position? 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2451 Of course NOW they don’t want to play video games. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2452 Innings are the new outings 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2453 They call themselves the Lobetrotters, Sue. If I give them a place to practice I get free tickets. 1.2683 0.05220 82 61 20 1
2454 I don’t think this is what they meant by “stay at home.” 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
2455 Hey honey... Those baseball players you ordered from Amazon have arrived. 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
2456 When they said I’d have front row seats at home plate I didn’t think it’d be MY home. 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
2457 This isn’t quite what I meant by a swingers party... 1.2683 0.06268 82 65 12 5
2458 Does the TV have a low-definition setting? 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
2459 Maybe it's virtual reality, maybe I've lost it 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
2460 I'd like to report a missing cat 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2461 To be honest, I don’t mind the quarantine... I don’t remember the last time I went to a home game! 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2462 It’s a tight game. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2463 Oh my God, I think he spit on the ball !!"... 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
2464 They said they’re following ‘stay at home run’ orders. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2465 better in than out 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
2466 Yeah they have the home field advantage tonight 1.2683 0.06268 82 65 12 5
2467 Tell the bullpen to get dinner warming up. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2468 No, Mom, I won't give you color commentary. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2469 A home run is a metaphor for going all the way. 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
2470 Time out! Mr. Whiskers is stealing signs again! 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
2471 And it looks like even the home crowd has turned on him. 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
2472 It's just a typical Sunday. How about you? 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2473 My husband’s out. Send in the closer. 1.2683 0.06268 82 65 12 5
2474 I checked the schedule...it's a home game. 1.2683 0.04923 82 60 22 0
2475 The score? It's 3 busted windows to 2 broken lamps. 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
2476 When a strikeout is a winner! 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
2477 So what happens if he hits the ball? 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
2478 We're staying home and taking one for the team. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2479 I can't stand it, Sandra—they're not wearing masks OR socially distancing. 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
2480 I just wanted to watch a rerun. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2481 Spring Training, 2020 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2482 Coaching first base. You? 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2483 Shouldn't of pressed "LIVE" now should I. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2484 Like I've always said...I call the balls and strikes in this house! 1.2683 0.06268 82 65 12 5
2485 I don't see any home field advantage here! 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2486 There's two out in the ninth. Can I call you right back? 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
2487 Oh the picture is fine, its the audio that isn't working 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
2488 Both sides are claiming to be the home team. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2489 I'll let you know if he gets to first base. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2490 If you just wait another hour, the rain will stop! 1.2683 0.06268 82 65 12 5
2491 Yeah Vickie, bases loaded do you want to Zoom in? 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
2492 Suddenly I’m not feeling so safe at home. 1.2683 0.05220 82 61 20 1
2493 Six feet .... six feet 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2494 I had no choice, Mom. They were exhibiting withdrawal symptoms. 1.2683 0.06268 82 65 12 5
2495 Remember our two cats? Well now there's one. 1.2683 0.06504 82 66 10 6
2496 The stadiums are quarantined so the're going door to door. 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
2497 Take it from me, becoming a stay-at-home-coach is the best decision I ever made. 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
2498 Well, it's certainly not my favorite pastime. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2499 Sorry, can’t talk right now. I’m in the middle of a pitch meeting. 1.2683 0.06268 82 65 12 5
2500 And the Super Bowl is now scheduled for a rodeo stable in rural Wyoming. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2501 Corona baseball: 1st base is the kitchen; 2nd bathroom, 3rd bedroom. Home run (through the living room window) gets you a pass on cooking, kitchen cleanup, laundry, and all housework for a day. 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
2502 They are playing what they call ‘small ball!’ 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
2503 Oh, it's OK. Henry always pitches no-hitters. 1.2683 0.05220 82 61 20 1
2504 Curve ball? Roger that. 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
2505 No, actually I don't miss televised sports at all. 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
2506 I can’t talk right now. Will call you back during the 7th Inning stretch 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2507 Yeah, I'm playing third. 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
2508 It’s a curve ball. I am signaling John now. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2509 Yes, I called for relief! 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2510 This was Gary's bright idea for our diamond anniversary. 1.2683 0.06268 82 65 12 5
2511 you had better strike everybody out 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
2512 Yeah. The catcher needs to move back about four feet. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2513 Not much, just sitting around watching the game. 1.2683 0.05220 82 61 20 1
2514 He said he would be safe at home, I had no idea. 1.2683 0.06268 82 65 12 5
2515 Larry can't talk right now, Ma. He's out. 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
2516 When you said I’d get the best seat in the house, I didn’t think it would be in my house! 1.2683 0.06268 82 65 12 5
2517 Honestly, I'd rather forgo the home team advantage. 1.2683 0.05220 82 61 20 1
2518 Hi, do you know how to get chewing tobacco out of carpet? 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
2519 One more strike and I'm outta here, guys. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2520 Yeah, Millie, I'm looking right at it. These guys have no idea what a home run means. 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
2521 The cat is about to steal first; all rules are out the window! 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
2522 It's the bottom of the 163rd inning so I'm hoping for an inside-the-house home run. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2523 He keeps shakin' him off. I think he wants to throw the knuckler. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2524 Never mind the distance to the pitcher's mound; the catcher is less than six feet from the batter! 1.2683 0.06268 82 65 12 5
2525 Bottom of the ninth, bases loaded, only one out, but it's awful easy to hit into a double play at this venue. 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
2526 I remember when 'nose-bleed' seat meant distance, not because the batter accidentally hits you the face. 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
2527 This sport still sucks. 1.2683 0.05220 82 61 20 1
2528 We've been keeping it together pretty well during quarantine, but I have a feeling something's about to break. 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
2529 One second honey, Lenny is on third vase. 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2530 JT Realmuto, Mookie Betts and Max Scherzer at spring training 2020. 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
2531 same same but different 1.2683 0.05220 82 61 20 1
2532 The outfielders are joining via Zoom. 1.2683 0.06268 82 65 12 5
2533 They all agreed: No Spit Balls inside the House! 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
2534 Okay, fellas, this is it...tonight I'm getting to second base with my girlfriend. 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
2535 Can I get a hot dog and peanuts? You do contactless delivery, right? 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
2536 Two fingers down. Is that a fast ball or a curve? 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2537 A six-pack, peanuts, a half dozen hotdogs and an apple pie. 1.2683 0.06268 82 65 12 5
2538 I think Jim's taking my idea for game night a bit too literal... 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2539 Linda, when I told him he wasn't a team player I meant help with the dishes. 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
2540 A hot dog with mustard and a box of Cracker Jack... 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2541 Hello, Acme Window Repair? Yes, it’s me again. 1.2683 0.06268 82 65 12 5
2542 Step up to home plate, on the home field, in our home. 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
2543 And the best part, is that these stay at home baseball games can't be rained out. 1.2683 0.05501 82 62 18 2
2544 When I said "Home Team", I meant... forget it! 1.2683 0.06023 82 64 14 4
2545 Thus TV is a little too ‘direct’. 1.2683 0.06268 82 65 12 5
2546 I don't know, third base?" 1.2683 0.05768 82 63 16 3
2547 That’s not what I meant when I said give me a ballpark estimate 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
2548 Hello, Grubhub? I’d like to order a hot dog and a bag of peanuts. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
2549 Yes Dad, we're all so proud Bobby was picked in the draft. No, he's right here, I'll pull him. Bobby it's your Grandpa.. 1.2674 0.05591 86 66 17 3
2550 Just don’t hit the router! 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
2551 Strike Two!... but to me it looked just a little inside. 1.2674 0.05830 86 67 15 4
2552 Ha! A real parent isn’t afraid of homeschool P.E. 1.2674 0.06282 86 69 11 6
2553 Home Field Advantage !! 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2554 Third base never felt this good before 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2555 911. What’s your emergency?” “I’d like to report a battery. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2556 I heard baseball may not come back until 2021 man, I had to make do. 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2557 Hold on a sec ..I feel a sudden urge to stretch. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2558 Quarantine for the Rich: "Yeah, they say we have to get used to a new normal." 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2559 Yeh, thank you for the time guys but it still doesn’t have that real feel that I get on tv. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2560 I need to go before I get smacked in the teeth. 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2561 There is no social distancing in baseball! 1.2658 0.06165 79 62 13 4
2562 But I’m left field... 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2563 Yeah, we're on our way to the White House now. Don't worry, we'll make it look like a baseball game gone wrong. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2564 I know mom it's out first date. Don't worry...I won't let him past first base. 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2565 Stadium can now open with a 50% maximum capacity! 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2566 Of course it would have been another home run, but the cat stole third! 1.2658 0.05896 79 61 15 3
2567 Well it is a bit dangerous, but it’s just like being there! 1.2658 0.05614 79 60 17 2
2568 One Cheese. One Meat Lovers... 1.2651 0.05167 83 62 20 1
2569 Three strikes and you're in. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2570 Golf is on Sunday. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
2571 Yes, but I didn't realize my new HD tv would actually bring the game to my living room. 1.2651 0.06433 83 67 10 6
2572 Yeah. You heard me right. Start warming up the lefty. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2573 Don't worry, I saw this in an M. Night Shyamalan movie. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2574 Three po’ boys and a case of corona for delivery thanks. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
2575 Take me into the ball game, Take me out of the crowd. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2576 Excited about baseball returning? You could say that, yes. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2577 Another home run. That's all we have now. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2578 Hello, Minor League Painters? This is not the team I was expecting. 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
2579 Yes, yes, I am working at home. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2580 They have a ball and a bat and a catcher. What’s that game called again? 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2581 Break a window and you're out. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2582 Trust me when I tell you, watching my new tv is like being at the game! 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
2583 Shelter in place order can't end soon enough for me. 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
2584 Homeschool. Day 86. Mama needs her Baseball. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2585 She's trying to follow the Covid-19 Guidelines to prevent sign stealing! 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2586 Today they’re the home team. 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
2587 Yes, but at least they’ve stopped playing hockey in the kitchen. 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
2588 9-1-1 HELP I don't feel safe at home! 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
2589 My brothers are in town this week from Pawtucket and the cat and I are both wondering, is minor league ball actually more exciting? 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2590 Do you want me to record the big game? 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2591 Define “shelter.” 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2592 I'd like to order hot dogs and a overpriced small beer in a collectable cup for delivery, please. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2593 I think it's time to bring in the lefty. 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
2594 Yeah, its the bottom of the 9th. I'll be freed in 10 minutes. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2595 You can get peanuts and crackerjack on Amazon 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
2596 I have to go! The 7th Inning stretch will be starting soon. 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
2597 It's not really that bad .....plus I got a job as the third base coach 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
2598 Apparently it was our week to host game night. 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
2599 When you said you're were going to pitch in, I thought you meant you were finally going to help me with the kids. 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
2600 Yeah, I agreed to let the whole league have their entire season in my living room. I figured that TV I ordered from Amazon is never going to arrive anyway. 1.2651 0.05959 83 65 14 4
2601 He is sure he can knock Trump out of the park! 1.2651 0.06201 83 66 12 5
2602 Well, it's two strikes, one ball, and the bottom of this marriage. 1.2651 0.05444 83 63 18 2
2603 No dear, it's always a home run now. 1.2651 0.05707 83 64 16 3
2604 It looks like I'm the one who struck out when I asked him to clean the garage. 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
2605 Home run if you break the lamp. 1.2644 0.05535 87 67 17 3
2606 I hate sports analogies. 1.2644 0.05771 87 68 15 4
2607 I think I've become someone's augmented reality. 1.2632 0.05733 76 58 16 2
2608 He put the CDC on hold, he’s waiting to hear from the Astros dugout 1.2625 0.05260 80 60 19 1
2609 New distance regulations - 6 ft./6 in. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
2610 If the people don’t want to come out to the ballpark, nobody’s going to stop them. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
2611 Why is your brother the only one wearing his mask? 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
2612 Not exactly what I had in mind when he said he was going to work from home from now on 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
2613 Yeah, so we found a way to bring baseball back. 1.2625 0.05260 80 60 19 1
2614 Who’s on first? First?! Is today the first?!! 1.2625 0.05260 80 60 19 1
2615 I'll call you back I'm in the middle of a baseball game 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
2616 Apparently, ‘throw a no-hitter’ was next on his quarantine list 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2617 Hello, Iowa? Is it okay to send them back to the fields? 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
2618 Hi I’d like to cancel sports live streaming, it leaves a lot to be desired 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2619 Americans in quarantine redefine “Home Run.” 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
2620 Last guy hit it out of the parquet 1.2625 0.05260 80 60 19 1
2621 Sorry Mark, four strikes.. house rules. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
2622 Honestly, I prefer watching the games on tv. There's a guy in my kitchen who keeps screaming for me to buy a fifteen dollar Bud Light. It's sort of obnoxious. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2623 Break it I dare you 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
2624 Yeah, MLB is offering Delivery or Take Me Out now. 1.2625 0.05260 80 60 19 1
2625 We’re safe at home. 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
2626 Yes, still holding for the commissioner. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2627 Inside the living room is a single, dining room’s a double, kitchen’s a triple, and if anyone gets a home run mom’s gonna be pissed. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
2628 Over the TV is Out. 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
2629 Wii Sports is getting more elaborate. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2630 Just watchin’ the game, what are you up to? 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
2631 Yes, Mother. I’m keeping them in. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2632 I’m a little too close. 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
2633 Honestly Jeff, this is taking home field advantage a little too literally 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
2634 We’re all playing the field. 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
2635 #lineup #topoftheorder Armchair manager on deck, house cat in the hole 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2636 If you imagine it, they will come. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2637 Ryan, can you get me a hotdog and a beer? 1.2625 0.04950 80 59 21 0
2638 God , I miss those away games! 1.2625 0.04950 80 59 21 0
2639 So they’ve changed social distancing guidelines from 6 feet to 60 feet and six inches? I guess the boys will just have to take this outside 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2640 At least they don't gain quarantine weight 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
2641 Yeah, they call it America’s national pastime...I guess it must be the part where you just ignore what’s going on right in front of you? 1.2625 0.05260 80 60 19 1
2642 I catch all the home games, I have see son's tickets. 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
2643 So, we need a ruling. Is it 60 feet 6 inches or 6 feet? 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2644 Janet, I can't believe you never told me about your husband's wad! 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
2645 Then I made the mistake of saying ‘BRING HIM HOME!’ 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
2646 Actually I don’t miss baseball that much 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2647 I'm up next. Speak to you later 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
2648 Can you believe it? I’m working out a cable deal. We could be on the Ocho! 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
2649 Hm hm yes we know... Yes mother... Kids and I are aware parcs are still closed 1.2625 0.04950 80 59 21 0
2650 Sorry can't talk. I'm watching the Yankees. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2651 I'll call you right back. It's almost the 7th inning stretch. 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
2652 First row, third base line. I couldn’t believe it! 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
2653 Yes. They're all here in the livingroom,about to break up the house that you built,Ruth. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2654 Take me out at the ball game 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
2655 No, they pinch hit for me in the 7th so I'm just watching. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2656 I hope they figure out of a way to have a baseball season before the next home run. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
2657 Hey Gus, are you busy? The fans here could really use a beer vendor! 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
2658 yes,you can hit pause. no you can't change the channel. 1.2625 0.05260 80 60 19 1
2659 On the brighter side, it really does speed up the game... 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
2660 Nope, it's still a boring game. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
2661 Gotta go, my fantasy baseball game just materialized. 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
2662 I’m still not quite sure how I feel about this Virtual Reality add-on to my streaming service. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2663 Get the left-hander warmed up in the bedroom 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
2664 Hi, Stan, I know you've been in the insurance business forever, but I think now you can finally say you've heard 'em all. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2665 Yeah-- it's a home game, and I'm callin' it. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2666 Yeah, this new 3D TV is a bit much. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2667 Hello. Do you deliver peanuts and Cracker Jacks? 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
2668 Spring Training will never be the same. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2669 I’ll call you back when there’s an away game. 1.2625 0.05260 80 60 19 1
2670 Watch out. He’s coming with a high, inside fast ball. 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
2671 They're great. Third-base line. 1.2625 0.06595 80 65 9 6
2672 We’re making the best of it. 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
2673 And the count is 3 and 2. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
2674 When baseball games are cancelled due to a nationwide lock down so you create your own baseball game at home 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2675 Have you been seeing a lot of Cardinals and Blue Jays this year ? 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
2676 I have to go-I’m on deck 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2677 It's getting harder to root, root, root for the home team. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2678 Hello? Joe's window glass repair? 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
2679 Honey, can you have Lefty start warming up in the den? 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
2680 No, not inside-baseball, I said they are playing baseball inside. 1.2625 0.05260 80 60 19 1
2681 Can you hold on a sec? Suddenly it's gotten interesting. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2682 Play ball or talk louder 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
2683 This new streaming service is great! Its like having them right in your living room. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2684 That's the least of it—only the catcher is wearing a mask! 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2685 When he told me he was working at home, I didn't think he wanted me to spectate. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2686 Will you please quit spitting tobacco juice on the carpet? 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2687 It's certainly not a home field advantage for me! 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
2688 I thought I told you to only call me between innings 1.2625 0.05260 80 60 19 1
2689 LOCKDOWN season 6 episode 3 1.2625 0.05260 80 60 19 1
2690 Johnny’s on third right now. I’ll have him call you when he crosses home. 1.2625 0.05260 80 60 19 1
2691 It's inside baseball," you said. "Try me," I said. Regrettably 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2692 At first base, we have a new hitter. Will he be able to get a strike and run around the couch without injuring the cat? Let's find out. 1.2625 0.04950 80 59 21 0
2693 No, I an NOT third base. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
2694 Where's Steve? He's in the dining room stealing signals 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2695 I should have specified when I said I wanted a non-traditional diamond. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2696 He hasn't gotten to first base yet. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2697 Got to run. It's time for a walk. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2698 Yes I said I want to see live baseball match, not this! 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2699 I rather have "Bon Jovi" perform their now cancelled tour in my livingroom instead! 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2700 I told them I'd pay them more than if they played at an empty stadium. 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
2701 Your husband is at bat now and mine is pitching a no hitter. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2702 I'm a little cat behind the big couch! Watching some baseba-- oh yeah... my cat father died playing baseball. This day just got worse! 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
2703 Shelter in my butt! I'm not missing baseball season... let 'er rip! 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
2704 Yes, the boys are playing nicely together. Seeya when you get home. 1.2625 0.04950 80 59 21 0
2705 Dwight? He's fine. Same old, same old. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2706 Bet you can't knock one out of the house. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
2707 Remember when I told Hank I’m not a fan of his weekly game even if it’s at home? Leave it to a lawyer to interpret that as a loophole. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2708 I can't talk now, it's a full count. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2709 We're doing fine. Bob and the boys are bonding with a little baseball. 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
2710 They can't deliver the artificial turf until next week. 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
2711 This quarantine has really given a new definition to home-field advantage. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2712 Hey! I said NO spitballs. 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
2713 I'm fine, but I'm worried about George. He and his buddies are acting out great moments in baseball on top of me. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2714 I'm telling you, honey - I built it, and now they won't leave 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2715 Can I call you back? We're in extra innings. 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
2716 Oh yes Mom, the boys and Mike are getting along fine. But can you tell me how to get tobacco stains out of an oriental rug? 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2717 Shmedley digs in; he’s hitting .418 on 55oz natural Berber twist. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
2718 I'm not entirely sure dear, they have been throwing around a white cricket ball for hours now. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2719 No, it's not some new board game called baseball. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
2720 The annoying part is no one on Uber Eats delivers both peanuts and cracker jacks. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2721 Every run is a home run. 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
2722 At least there won’t be any rain delays. 1.2625 0.05260 80 60 19 1
2723 Yes, I can talk. The game's not all that exciting anyways. 1.2625 0.05260 80 60 19 1
2724 I need to get up and stretch...fortunately, it's the bottom of the sixth. 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
2725 They called it a Phase 1 trial. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
2726 Win or lose, he's sleeping on the couch. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
2727 It's getting exciting! Whose on first and What's on second. 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
2728 Are we six feet apart? 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
2729 I’m beginning to rethink this home field advantage theory. 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
2730 Gotta call you back, my turn to ump home plate. 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
2731 Yes, with Social Distancing. 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
2732 Not much...Ty's at bat. Babe's got a no-hitter and Yogi's behind the plate. Whacha'll doing 1.2625 0.05260 80 60 19 1
2733 Psssst... he can’t hit a curveball 1.2625 0.06096 80 63 13 4
2734 9/11? I need to report a national past time assault 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
2735 Yes, I am definitely at home. 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
2736 Do you know anyone good? We're a foul or a fungo away from a complete remodel. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2737 This isn't going to first base. 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
2738 You won't believe the seats that I got. 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
2739 Now that's what I call a HOME RUN! Also something is very wrong with my face. 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
2740 I'm loving my new sports package. 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
2741 Perhaps the new normality is not so bad... 1.2625 0.06350 80 64 11 5
2742 This is not what they meant when they said ""Go home! Go home!" 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2743 I'm not worried; these guys can't hit. 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
2744 I think I may be hallucinating Mom, Jon's fantasy baseball team seems to be in our living room, and we've already lost 2 windows. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2745 Mom said not in the living room, but the parlor should be fine. 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
2746 Holy cow, it looks like, yes it might be my chance to redecorate the living room. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2747 Yes mom, the chandeliers are in the basement 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2748 He's still trying to get to first base. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2749 No, even up close it's duller than watching paint dry. 1.2625 0.05553 80 61 17 2
2750 He's working from home. 1.2625 0.05831 80 62 15 3
2751 I love to talk with you about it but right now this guy is pitching me a totally new ballgame on the matter... 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
2752 Hello, Houston? We have a problem.. 1.2619 0.06135 84 67 12 5
2753 Seriously fellas .... six feet, seventh inning, this all is a stretch. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
2754 ...and the tension mounts as the pitcher shakes off another signal from the catcher. 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
2755 Oh don’t worry, none of them ever leave home when they play this sport. 1.2619 0.05648 84 65 16 3
2756 Please, just RUN HOME. 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
2757 Could you please send the Beer Man this way soon? 1.2619 0.05896 84 66 14 4
2758 Oh, I' ve been missing the Mets so much I just invited them in. 1.2614 0.05480 88 68 17 3
2759 I can't talk now, Syl. You know how Murray gets when you don't pay attention to his Catfish Hunter routine. 1.2603 0.05527 73 55 17 1
2760 ...And Klossar’s looking at his first walk of the season. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2761 Rapunzel was locked up for years and did not even cut her hair, I have been in quarantine for 2 months and I already dyed it in 3 different colors 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2762 Well at least someone might get to second base during the quarantine. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2763 I know there’s no professional sports- but this is getting ridiculous! 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
2764 We're the home team. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2765 I just hope it doesn't go into extra innings. 1.2593 0.05205 81 61 19 1
2766 Stop banging that damn trash can, A.J.! 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2767 Oh don’t worry, it’s not an away game. 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
2768 You know what, I changed my mind - you're allowed to play video games now 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2769 What a ya got ta loose ..... 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2770 Home run couldn't be easier 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2771 ...extra cheese, no anchovies.. oh, and a side of cracker jacks, please. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2772 'And That's a HOME RUN' 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
2773 Yes, he’s very lucky to be able to WFH too 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
2774 No, yeah, Trump said this might work, so George is just going with it 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2775 God, this new VR-system is groundbreaking. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2776 They said we're Safer at Home," but I just got a baseball in the kneecap that says otherwise 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2777 It's a home-isolation run! 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2778 It’s great watching the game without having to listen to Joe Buck” 1.2593 0.06521 81 66 9 6
2779 #StayAtHomePlate 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2780 It was fun in the beginning, but after a while you realize the costs of hanging out with your ex’s friends just to annoy him. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
2781 I hope my ball goes through the wall into my Republican neighbor’s house! 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
2782 I don’t think it’s 6 feet either, Dolores, but if it keeps him out of my hair, I don’t care. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2783 COVID, what could go wrong? 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
2784 : It’s not too bad really except the hotdogs, they just aren’t as good 1.2593 0.05205 81 61 19 1
2785 So what’s home base then? 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
2786 hello officer... I’d like to report an impending Hit and Run 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2787 No, I will NOT pay for the extended sports package. They are in FRONT of my television, not on it I tell you! 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
2788 If the ball hits me, I'll have to call you back. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2789 I wish he’d throw something other than a breaking pitch. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
2790 It doesn’t look all that ‘ virtual’ to me. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2791 He claims this is as good as any expensive virtual reality gaming system. 1.2593 0.05205 81 61 19 1
2792 It's very inside baseball; you wouldn't understand. 1.2593 0.05205 81 61 19 1
2793 Hi, I’d like to order two hot dogs with the works.... 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
2794 Well, since Jerry and the guys can't go to a ball game, they're staying home! 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2795 Guaranteed to be safe at home. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2796 National pastime or not ...you guys are out of here when it stops raining!! 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2797 It's a slider, bang the can twice, over. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2798 Hello, Rats All Folks Pest Control, can you guys exterminate bats and flies? 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2799 The voice said, “If you stay in, they will come.” 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2800 You guys are taking 'home game' too far! 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2801 They're positive for hydroxychloroquine. ... We're all safe at home. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2802 My husband is trying to get to third base here. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2803 Hi Ruby. I know this question might seem like it's coming out of left field but...... 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
2804 Hold a sec. It's a full count. 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
2805 Remember—no corona spit-balls indoors. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2806 Oh yeah they’re working from home 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2807 Let me call you back, I gotta run...on the next pitch. 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
2808 Corona virus or no Coronavirus. The natives are getting restless. We have to bring back baseball! 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
2809 I never thought I'd land a sofa seat. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2810 I know, but Jack's still gonna be disappointed. He wanted the Phillies. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2811 Trust me, it's a really bad idea to tell a guy he'll never get to first base with you. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2812 I'm trapped in a room with three men and a bat. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2813 I don't mind them adjusting their crotch, but you didn't mention anything about spitting on the rug. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2814 Chuck is making yet another pitch to buy that house in the 'burbs with the huge backyard. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2815 Last week it was monster trucks! 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
2816 Can I schedule a weekly delivery of windows? 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2817 Oh, and one more thing: can you put some extra mustard on that? 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2818 No, really, boys, who's on first? 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2819 And here comes the quarantined pitch! 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2820 Hi Phyllis, yes, you're son is doing it again. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2821 'But I kind of miss the ballpark hot dogs' 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2822 Somehow I'm not really feeling safer at home. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2823 Yeah, the boys are all in lockdown. They're posing for some silly cartoon contest. 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
2824 It’s 3 balls, 2 strikes and nobody’s out. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2825 Hold the polo horses, we're going into extra innings. 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
2826 Warm up the lefty - and the leftovers, too, while you’re at it. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
2827 Next game, I want the dog to be my catcher. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2828 Oh, your zoom went out? It's the bottom of the 7th. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2829 This is not what I meant when I said I wanted to attend a home opener. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2830 I told him if he’s lucky, we will get to second base. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2831 I don’t think I’ll make it nine innings. 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
2832 I don't know, Susie...he might be too much of a player. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2833 Life goes on. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
2834 This new stadium is a real hole in the wall 1.2593 0.06521 81 66 9 6
2835 I just wanted to confirm how much I hate baseball." 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
2836 What’s the worry ? He’s pitching a full 6 feet from the batter, and his catcher’s wearing a mask ! 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2837 Can you call back at the 7th inning stretch? 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2838 We'll be live streaming the season opener over Zoom. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2839 Oh, I'd say the stands are about a third full. 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
2840 Hang on Brenda, I got somebody on the other line. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
2841 I think the score is Coronavirus: 100, Our sanity: 0 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2842 How come every pitch is "inside" 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
2843 Don't worry. He's not even going to make it to first base. 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
2844 We only have one kid out. Billy leaves next week. 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
2845 Sorry I’m running late, I’ll head over during seventh inning stretch 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2846 I'm so glad they put the no-spitting rule in. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2847 I don't care if it's a home game...OUT, 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2848 Mom, you have to leave. No fans allowed. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2849 Home field advantage, all the time. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2850 Nobody's on and everybody's a bit off. 1.2593 0.06521 81 66 9 6
2851 I'd like to report a battery 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
2852 Oh, now I know why my curveball gets hit over the chandelier every time you're on the phone. 1.2593 0.06280 81 65 11 5
2853 Well I sure as hell HOPE they're holograms! 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2854 Well, today they're practicing playing in front of no one. Tomorrow is sign stealing, and Thursday is performance-enhancing drugs. 1.2593 0.06521 81 66 9 6
2855 ...but the Catcher's wearing a mask. 1.2593 0.05205 81 61 19 1
2856 Everybody stretch! I'm listening to Harry Carey sing "Take Me Out to the Ball Game" on my phone 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2857 Ball or bat, a severe head injury is pending. Please remember, I’m DNR! 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2858 There's no designated hitter but it's still baseball. 1.2593 0.05493 81 62 17 2
2859 It's not a joke. He's stealing my home's plates. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2860 Do worry, they are either six feet apart or wearing a mask. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2861 It’s looking like an all-home-game schedule this season. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2862 Stay six feet apart if you don’t live in the same home, they said. So they ALL moved in. I’m not sure I like that “new normal” thing... 1.2593 0.06521 81 66 9 6
2863 I told him it was time to step up to the plate. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2864 Yes...Dr. Fauci...I stared at the pillow...and now see the opener. 1.2593 0.06521 81 66 9 6
2865 Yeah , every hit’s a homer. 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2866 Let me call you back. There's a squeeze play on and I'm supposed to score from the couch pillow. 1.2593 0.06521 81 66 9 6
2867 Can a virus live in a hologram? 1.2593 0.06029 81 64 13 4
2868 Oh hi mom! The score's 3 to 2, and that's also the odds that I'm going to kill one of them if we don't get out of the house soon. 1.2593 0.05768 81 63 15 3
2869 I’ll have to call you back. I’m on deck. 1.2593 0.05205 81 61 19 1
2870 Safe at Home! 1.2588 0.06070 85 68 12 5
2871 I’m rooting for the home team, of course. 1.2584 0.05878 89 71 13 5
2872 ...well, with the 'shelter in place' order and no sports, Larry and the boys are getting a little stir-crazy. Right now they're reenacting Carlton Fisk's home run from the 1977 World Series. 1.2568 0.06103 74 58 13 3
2873 First row fan on the phone - just like at Citi Field ⚾️🧡💙 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
2874 Post Coronavirus—These new box seats are better than I expected. 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
2875 I told you I didn’t want season tickets 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
2876 Okay, okay, I admit it, I am desperate. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
2877 Hashtag baseball is not canceled 1.2564 0.06435 78 63 10 5
2878 Yeah, they're desperate, but so am I -- been watching this nonsense for an hour! 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
2879 Hooray for the Home Team 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
2880 Hi, Judy, well so far today I cleaned the kitchen, did a few loads of laundry and tossed a pitcher for arguing a balk call. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
2881 I’d like to cancel my subscription to live sports. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
2882 Hi. Seems like there's been a little mixup. I'd ordered Pancake Batter. Yes, I'll hold. 1.2564 0.06435 78 63 10 5
2883 I can only talk for a sec, I’m on deck. 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
2884 Thanks for the invite, but I think I'll just stay at home and watch some baseball 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
2885 I thought it was a good idea to play inside.... until they went to extra innings. 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
2886 Hey Roger, let's get a leftie warming up in the pen. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
2887 They keep shouting "Root, root, root for the home team!" - like I have a choice. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
2888 At least the cleanup hitter is a good contractor. 1.2564 0.04976 78 58 20 0
2889 Don't worry mom. I'll be safe at home tonight. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
2890 Yes, it could be worse. Last night was bowling in the hallway. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
2891 Oh I’m just adjusting to the new “Normal” 1.2564 0.06435 78 63 10 5
2892 Hello? DirecTV? I think you might have gone a little too far with your MLB EXTRA INNINGS package. 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
2893 Pleeasse, Take me out from a ballgame. 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
2894 This is NOT what I meant by 'inside baseball.' 1.2564 0.05605 78 60 16 2
2895 We couldn't go to the game so the game came to us 1.2564 0.05895 78 61 14 3
2896 The kids are adjusting well, but Jack keeps crowding the plate. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
2897 When we talked about turning this into a game room, I was thinking you just wanted to get a pool table. 1.2564 0.06171 78 62 12 4
2898 You're right. It's just as boring in the front row 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
2899 This mound feels a little close... 1.2561 0.06449 82 67 9 6
2900 Do you think it’s okay to be mad? I just tell them to leave? Even if I have the biggest floor plan in the building? 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
2901 ...I’m not sure about The Mets posting their quarantine at-home workouts 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
2902 Mom! You said you wanted to enjoy a baseball game! Hey batter batter batter. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
2903 Do you guys deliver cold, overpriced hotdogs? 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
2904 I’m rooting for a pitcher’s duel. 1.2561 0.05151 82 62 19 1
2905 The beer is certainly more affordable 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
2906 Bottom of the ninth. Can’t go out. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
2907 This isn’t want I meant when I said he could slide into home base 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
2908 Yeah I made it home 1.2561 0.05151 82 62 19 1
2909 When he said 'batter up' I thought he was going to bake a cake. 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
2910 After our first date, I knew he was trying just to get to second base. 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
2911 Stay at home. Play at home. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
2912 Technically, I’m not a fan! 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
2913 The selling point for Tony was the ball room. 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
2914 Oh, that’s just the boys terrorizing the cat... 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
2915 I swear if these boys can't go outside and play soon, I'm going to lose my ever-loving mind! 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
2916 Listen, can I call you back, It's bottom of the ninth and bases loaded. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
2917 One more ball and I’ll strike the whole game. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
2918 His text said he wanted to get to 3rd base. 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
2919 Yeah, everyone’s made a home run so to speak. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
2920 Why can't you just have a rain delay, like everyone else? 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
2921 Yes, Steven's at home now, but he's about to go out. 1.2561 0.05151 82 62 19 1
2922 Hi Betty can I call you back , it’s the my night to host The MLB , it’s bottom of the third , and a player just stole to the credenza. . 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
2923 We are just about to become a hit with the neighbors" 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
2924 OK Folks, at the next break, I'll sing my rendition of "Take Me Out to the Ballgame." 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
2925 You'll be called up to the Kitchen if you keep pitching this well 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
2926 And now for a little chin music. 1.2561 0.06211 82 66 11 5
2927 Well, let’s just say that baseball has ‘stolen home.’ 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
2928 I'm hang'in in there... but the boys are really missing baseball! 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
2929 Reality in front of your eyes. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
2930 Hello 911, I’d like to report foul play.” 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
2931 Why, yes, I WAS born on third base. 1.2561 0.05151 82 62 19 1
2932 We're the home team this week. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
2933 Can I call you back? It's the top of the 9th. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
2934 The boys are having a lot of fun but I wish they'd stop spitting on the carpet. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
2935 You don't suppose he'll walk my dog? 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
2936 ...and Scruffy is staring down Lanky before the 3/2 pitch, Mom. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
2937 Can we PLEASE go outside now 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
2938 You guys play too many home games. 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
2939 It's getting old rooting for the stay at home teams. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
2940 But mom, this whole pandemic thing is baseless! 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
2941 It turns out we have very different definitions of third base. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
2942 Are you sure Babe Ruth began his career in his living room? 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
2943 Excuse me boys, I’ll be the umpire; YOU’RE OUTTA HERE! 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
2944 No, they don't appear to be stealing anything except third base. 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
2945 It's NOT virtual baseball. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
2946 It’s not fair. I’m playing third base but they didn’t give me a uniform. 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
2947 Guys, I thought that the Commissioner made it clear that there would be no fans in the seats when baseball restarted. 1.2561 0.05964 82 65 13 4
2948 Since they shut down the park for the pandemic, the apartment has gotten a bit crazy. 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
2949 The home team said “dibs” first. 1.2561 0.05706 82 64 15 3
2950 Hi Honey. What's the name of that company that replaces windows? 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
2951 Hey Mom, remember how you said you didn't know what to do with Dad's ashes? 1.2561 0.05435 82 63 17 2
2952 The count is full, but the stands are empty!" 1.2535 0.05573 71 54 16 1
2953 Yeah, we’re still both working from home. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
2954 I’m going to have to call you back, Marlene. I’m on deck. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
2955 Phase 1 of Live Sports 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
2956 A new meaning to " Inside Baseball". 1.2532 0.05243 79 60 18 1
2957 Somehow they’ve managed to keep themselves busy. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
2958 Okay, Mom, I'll bunt! 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
2959 Only if we all could work from home 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
2960 They’d better not to break anything...I’ve given them three strikes 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
2961 I think I overpaid for this seat 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
2962 Can you stop banging the garbage can, I'm on the phone! #astros 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
2963 Who’s in my living room? 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
2964 Yeah, there was a misspelling and now they need a designated “sitter”. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
2965 I don't know Janet, I feel like this meeting could have been an email. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
2966 Looks like their last bat. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
2967 All life is contextual 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
2968 Take me inside to the ballgame 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
2969 do you offer bulk discounts on your window replacement services? 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
2970 This takes work from home to a whole new level 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
2971 It’s a little close to home, but at least the hot dogs are cheaper 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
2972 Hey mum, I'll call you back later. I'm really worried I'm not safe in my house anymore 1.2532 0.05243 79 60 18 1
2973 Someone’s about to make a home run down 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
2974 Turns out Team Mom is just a fancy title for the snack lady. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
2975 ...and it’s only the top of the fifth 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
2976 Hi, honey? So he threw a perfect backdoor slider, but now we need a new... back door slider. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
2977 I don't know what else to do with them anymore 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
2978 Don't worry hun, I got a front row seat. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
2979 Family Game 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
2980 I gotta go Dad, I’ve got front row seats at the home opener. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
2981 It's my home entertainment center 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
2982 I know this is coming out of left field... 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
2983 This quarantine business is getting a little out of hand... 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
2984 Well, I'm just trying to cover all my bases here. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
2985 Is this what they mean by nosebleed seats? 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
2986 I found out where the players go during a rain delay. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
2987 Actually, I'm not missing baseball yet. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
2988 Papi, I didn't mean homerun literally!" 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
2989 It’s the bottom of the ninth week of lock down and we’re all loaded! 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
2990 Talk about your home run...location, location, location. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
2991 Sure John, I like the pitch but I think we're gonna have to play hardball this time 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
2992 Psst—the next one's high and inside. 1.2532 0.05243 79 60 18 1
2993 He's running out of gas. Get the guy from 4B loose. 1.2532 0.05243 79 60 18 1
2994 There's a bat in my house! But not like a bat like the animal but like a baseball bat. Exterminator? Hello? There's a baseball bat bat in my - 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
2995 They are sheltering in place until our nation can re-open. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
2996 We'll be late, it's extra innings. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
2997 I’d like to place an order for peanuts and Cracker Jacks. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
2998 This working from home thing is getting a little out of hand. 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
2999 I think the cat is stealing signs. She meows once or twice before each pitch. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
3000 What's the point? He's already home! 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
3001 Well I'd heard they were originally looking at relocation to Montreal, but it fell through, so there we are. As of last Tuesday they are officially the 108 Oakwood Street Rays. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
3002 OK Hon, call you back during the 7th inning stretch. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
3003 Can't leave the house, but the boys love their baseball time. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
3004 Who knew we'd have to use the term "home run" literally? 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
3005 No, the worst thing is that he's flying low with his scrote hanging out. 1.2532 0.06612 79 65 8 6
3006 Is that bat from China? No wonder the cat is scared! 1.2532 0.05243 79 60 18 1
3007 Remember the new rules, "No Spitting" 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
3008 It’s a change up .... 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
3009 I’m worried only the catcher is wearing a mask. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
3010 Yes, you were right, I should have ordered the statue of the Umpire as well. Can I still get priority shipping? 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
3011 Listen, I hate inside baseball as much as the next guy, but that's all we have right now. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
3012 We've officially traded outings for innings. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
3013 No, trust me: Larry is NOT playing virtual baseball. 1.2532 0.05243 79 60 18 1
3014 For heaven’s sake, that’s not a sign, he’s just scratching his leg. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
3015 I'm the cleanup hitter. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
3016 With play-at-home, home runs are too easy. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
3017 I'm telling you Fred, our team has the home advantage. 1.2532 0.05243 79 60 18 1
3018 I wouldn't mind so much but we're in extra innings again. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
3019 It's slower than the horse racing, but much easier on the carpets. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
3020 yea Karen I got us the best seat in the house 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
3021 Full count, and the cat's on deck. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
3022 Hello? I’m calling about window repairs. No, nothing yet but I’ll just keep you on standby. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
3023 But they are all home runs 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
3024 No, I’m serious and I’m playing third base! 1.2532 0.05243 79 60 18 1
3025 Everything's a home run now because... well, we're already home! 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
3026 Of course it's insane - the catcher just signaled for a slider. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
3027 They played so adorably when the virus first started. 1.2532 0.06101 79 63 12 4
3028 Bill is 0-2 tonight. If he doesn’t get a hit here, he’ll have to do the dishes. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
3029 Honey, league says you can’t work from home if there are any spectators. 1.2532 0.05243 79 60 18 1
3030 League rules say "No fans" ! 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
3031 It's the "Boys of Summer" home game, Corona Virus version! 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
3032 Slider" 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
3033 With these front row seats, I can literally hear them breathing. 1.2532 0.05544 79 61 16 2
3034 I’ll hear you better next week, it’s an away game. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
3035 I'm fielding in for shortstop while Mike's in the bathroom. But I don't worry, I can chat. Whatsup? 1.2532 0.06361 79 64 10 5
3036 I think there was something in that brownie. 1.2532 0.05829 79 62 14 3
3037 “I’m okay. Just quarantining with Seth and the boys.” 1.2530 0.05645 83 65 15 3
3038 They've reached the bottom of the fifth. 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
3039 ...it's similar, except you have to run from home... 1.2530 0.05899 83 66 13 4
3040 I take it back, i prefer them watching the games 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3041 Honey, I know you love baseball, but couldn’t you pretend to be reading books like everybody else? 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
3042 Well it’s balls to the family room walls over here. 1.2500 0.05764 80 63 14 3
3043 At least our game attendance hasn't been impacted by the virus. 1.2500 0.04872 80 60 20 0
3044 MLB husbands WFH. 1.2500 0.06289 80 65 10 5
3045 No, Dan. The lamp is second and the vase is third. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3046 Karen, yes Pete is at our house... 1.2500 0.05851 72 56 14 2
3047 I have to go mom, I’m on deck 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3048 I am on the couch who’s on first 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3049 Hold on Shirley- THAT’s A BALK! 1.2500 0.06523 76 62 9 5
3050 Home Games - Now even closer to home. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
3051 I think the batter needs to choke up to hit it to the kitchen. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3052 Did you hear Yankee Stadium is offering delivery now, too? 1.2500 0.06536 80 66 8 6
3053 How does it work with the home and away games again? Because I can’t take this anymore! 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3054 This is a little too "inside baseball" for me. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3055 Go batter, batter, hit it out of the room 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3056 Yes, I know! Bob’s game is being picked up live. How does the new rug look! 1.2500 0.05046 84 64 19 1
3057 They love it! A home run is when the ball hits the Brancusi. 1.2500 0.05339 76 58 17 1
3058 You should come over. I've got the game in hi-def. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3059 We're in the top of the 6th. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3060 No, John’s not here... he’s in the kitchen banging on the trash can for some reason. 1.2500 0.05339 76 58 17 1
3061 They call it coronaball and nobody knows how many outs they get. 1.2500 0.06248 76 61 11 4
3062 I better go. These guys get really sore if I keep them on pause too long." 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3063 Mom, that's not true...I invited you and dad over for game night just last week. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3064 That's right—a hot dog and a beer delivered to the left field seats. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3065 You can't really explain a game of inside baseball--you'd have to be here. 1.2500 0.06033 80 64 12 4
3066 The dining room is a double and the kitchen, a home run. Hit Mom, and you do e-learning on your own. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
3067 That's the situation at home. How is it at first? 1.2500 0.05339 76 58 17 1
3068 Throw him the deuce... 1.2500 0.05339 76 58 17 1
3069 Baseball is a lot more interesting up close and personal 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3070 If he hits one more home run, my neighbor is gonna lose it. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3071 Remember the bunting I ordered for my windows? Cancel it. 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3072 Finally a “home run” will be run at home 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3073 Yes, Ma, of course I tell him to bunt—he never listens! 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3074 Let's hope this doesn't end like yesterday's football scrimmage. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
3075 I don’t think it matters what the score is, officer, I just want you to come and get them out of here. 1.2500 0.05483 80 62 16 2
3076 I'm about to get clobbered. I think the catcher just called for high and inside! 1.2500 0.05960 76 60 13 3
3077 Let me call you back from second base. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3078 He's at deep center in the dining room. 1.2500 0.05658 76 59 15 2
3079 The call at home. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3080 The Hall of Hell 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
3081 No, Sharon, I'm only letting him go to first base. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3082 Oh, he's staying at home, all right. That's what I brought in the closer for. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
3083 ‘Mom’s on third’ 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3084 Which home team do I root for? 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3085 You won't believe it. The "field of dreams" has come out of the walls in my house. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
3086 Home Games even closer to home. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3087 No, I can’t move to a quieter spot of the house ‘cause I’m in the batter’s box.” 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3088 It was only supposed to be two weeks of quarantine, but they went into extra innings. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3089 God, I wish he would give him the sign already. 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
3090 Mom, it's bottom of the ninth, 2 out, man on 3rd, count is 3 and 2 and the outfield is at the dining room table having fried chicken. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3091 They said it was here, or Korea" 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
3092 Yeah, I'm at home... well, almost. 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
3093 No this is only Game 4. They're back over in Janet's tomorrow. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3094 Throw him the mother-in-law. 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3095 Live sport is definitely NOT what I miss the most! 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3096 Oh nothing much. What's going on with you? 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3097 It’s a silent simulation. No balls allowed 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
3098 We're playing Charades. You? 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3099 But I don't feel 'safe.' 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3100 Yes Marcie - it’s a home run!! 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3101 Oh please! All he does is strike out. 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
3102 Now wait just a minute boys! Who's on first now anyways? 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
3103 You wouldn't believe what these seats cost. 1.2468 0.05280 77 59 17 1
3104 Well, doesn't hitting a single violate the stay at home order? 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
3105 Can I call you back? They're into extra innings... 1.2468 0.06175 77 62 11 4
3106 'Honey, I'm fine. The catcher is wearing a mask.' 1.2468 0.05891 77 61 13 3
3107 Looks like no change-up, still inside. 1.2468 0.05594 77 60 15 2
3108 I'm telling you Karen, the husband and his pals are losing it with no Sports on TV. They think they are the World Series Washington Nationals! Strasburg is pitching and Rendon is up to bat! "Come on Ump are you blind, that was clearly a ball"! 1.2466 0.05780 73 57 14 2
3109 Hello, Uber Glass? 1.2464 0.05986 69 54 13 2
3110 [Whispers] The sign is it's going to be a curve ball and I'd also like a strong espresso. 1.2464 0.06332 69 55 11 3
3111 You can order anything over the phone since the COVID-19" 1.2464 0.06660 69 56 9 4
3112 Isn't it hard keeping it so hardcore? 1.2444 0.05314 90 71 16 3
3113 From stay home plate... 1.2436 0.05824 78 62 13 3
3114 Dock Ellis pitched a no-hitter. I think I can handle this. 1.2436 0.05221 78 60 17 1
3115 We're only in the fifth inning 1.2436 0.06103 78 63 11 4
3116 Bring this home, guys. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3117 Do you deliver? It’s the top of the 7th and we’re going to need some peanuts and Cracker Jacks! 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3118 Hurry up, Andrew! You promised us concessions. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3119 Is your helmet phone working? His next pitch will be a fastball, down and away. 1.2432 0.05711 74 58 14 2
3120 You'd be out of there if we were allowed to leave here! 1.2432 0.06327 74 60 10 4
3121 High stakes parlor game 1.2432 0.05378 74 57 16 1
3122 The commissioner say's "no ump, no game" 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3123 Quarantine sports, yeah way better than cable. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3124 No Tom. I'm through playing games. 1.2432 0.06027 74 59 12 3
3125 Son, can I put the talent spotter on Facetime? 1.2429 0.05549 70 54 15 1
3126 Yes Dr. I see it now, liking and loving are two different things 1.2429 0.06251 70 56 11 3
3127 Mom, can I call you back? I just put a batter up. 1.2429 0.05549 70 54 15 1
3128 This all started with a bat, now it’s time to end it with one 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
3129 Great seat, but I don’t think a foul ball will be what I’ll catch. 1.2407 0.06962 54 43 9 2
3130 It's ok - I'm in the home dug out. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3131 It’s not too bad mom; I’m getting used to not going to work, the gym, restaurants, and Yankee Stadium 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3132 If I hit the dirty dishes in the kitchen, let's call it a home run cause then we don't have to wash them. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3133 My father wanted me to be a baseball player. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
3134 is "Inside Spring Training" 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3135 Excuse me, is this the baseball league? I’m going to need you to start playing again, very soon. 1.2400 0.04965 75 57 18 0
3136 When are schools going to open back up? It was really difficult breaking the news to my youngest when he didn’t make the baseball team. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
3137 No... it is not Home Run anymore...we just called it Home Stay right now" 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3138 His fantasy league is different this year 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3139 No, I swear I’ve got the best seats in the house. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3140 It’s a bit crowded but the seating is much more comfortable. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3141 No, I haven’t watched a lot of TV lately, Mom. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3142 ...yes, fun indeed! But they're mad now --something about my having stolen a base... 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3143 we should stream this 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3144 ...hopefully soon, the boys are getting antsy and whiskers can’t take another grounder to the face. 1.2400 0.06532 75 62 8 5
3145 I'll have to call you back Marge, this guy always pops up and I'd like to catch it this time 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3146 THE SEASON WAS CALLED OFF . . . . SO, I JUST CALLED THEM IN; THE LIVING ROOM IS LARGE ENOUGH . . . . 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3147 Another day at homebase 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3148 So with the new rules, does the winner have to visit the White House? 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
3149 Home workout trends are reaching a different level 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3150 It's a pitcher's ballpark at the end of the day. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
3151 Listen Barbara, it’s so much more comfortable than stadium seating and the view can’t be beat. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
3152 I don't know what you mean, Margaret, this is the most activity I've seen out of them around the house! 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3153 Sorry Honey, I’m calling the bullpen...Hello Tommy, start warming up. The old man is gassed. 1.2400 0.06532 75 62 8 5
3154 It’s another classic case of crowding the plate. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3155 And the bases are loaded 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3156 I spent all day trying to move our valuables out of the strike zone 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3157 I'm going to have to call you back - Jimmy's safe at second and Flynn's a-hugging third. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3158 I'll call back at the 7th inning stretch. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3159 Can I call you back? I’ve got the bullpen on the other line. 1.2400 0.04965 75 57 18 0
3160 He hasn't missed a single pitch meeting since he started working from home. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3161 Everyone complains about inside baseball. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3162 It's two out in the bottom of the ninth. The score is tied. My husband is up. The count is 3 balls and 2 strikes. The pitcher is looking in. I''ll call you when it's over. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3163 Evidently the national pastime is spitting, farting and scratching. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3164 Watch out for the window! 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3165 Watch out for the vase on the fireplace mantel! 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3166 The president said he wanted live baseball! 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3167 European headlines: Americans have started playing baseball at their homes. As this sport wasn't silly enough? 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3168 This is not what I imagined when I order the game on demand. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3169 Mom, you won’t believe what’s happening in our bubble! 1.2400 0.04965 75 57 18 0
3170 Nah, I’m fine as long as they aren’ t throwing spit balls... 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3171 ..oh nothin', the kids are playing some kind of game they made up... 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3172 But I thought we were playing without an audience 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3173 He’s working on his inside curve 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
3174 Can I speak with someone about one of those umbrella insurance policies. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3175 Sorry, the home number's busy right now. Take a message? 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
3176 He'd better not try a home run. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3177 He's a sucker for low & outside. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3178 He's a righty; he'll get the other window. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3179 I'm still waiting for Stan to get to third base with me. 1.2400 0.06532 75 62 8 5
3180 Moments like this are when I wish I had a daughter. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3181 We don't have as much seating as Yankee Stadium, but we're playing a really good brand of baseball here. Tickets aren't expensive. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3182 Vaccine or no vaccine baseball is back! 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
3183 Mom, please take your phone call outside! 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3184 Hold on I gotta make a call. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3185 “Sir, I’m flat-out not paying $14 to drink my beer from my fridge. Maybe next game I’ll sneak it in.” 1.2400 0.06532 75 62 8 5
3186 It's not rugby, it's baseball! 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3187 Yes Mom, it's either Virtual Reality or a wonderful hallucination. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3188 Who’s not a good sport?! 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3189 This new TV brings the game right into my living room! 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3190 It’s Opening Day. Yes, a Home game. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3191 I finally figured out what they meant by the 'home' plate." 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3192 I guess I misunderstood when he said he wanted to get to second base. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
3193 I better move off the couch. He's in a foul mood. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
3194 A hush fell over the crowd. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
3195 Take me out of this ball-game! 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3196 Bottom of the 6-week inning, all tied or fit to be and beyond ready for an outing. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
3197 Don't worry: Breaking a window is an out. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3198 keep your eye on the ball , i have to take this call. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3199 - This 4D TV is the real thing, now only reduce the smell 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3200 For fans just tuning in on Zoom, it's bottom of the sixth, score tied at three, Harvey's on the mound ... 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3201 No worries honey, we’re 6 feet apart from each other! 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3202 I'm tired of the home field advantage. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3203 They've been practicing more since ESPN promised to broadcast from the living room. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3204 I thought "stay at home" for everyone was not to be taken literally. 1.2400 0.06532 75 62 8 5
3205 Hello, is that pest control? Yeah, so I have a bat problem... 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
3206 Gotta go. I'm in the middle of something here. 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3207 Daryl's being a major league pain in the ass. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3208 Well, he said it was either this or basketball, and quite frankly, I just don't have the wall space for the backboards." 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
3209 Yankee Stadium? I think I’ll extend my subscription on these guys. 1.2400 0.05315 75 58 16 1
3210 Squeeze play. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3211 Fuck off, Carrot Top. 1.2400 0.06250 75 61 10 4
3212 Mats! I said I wanted new mats! 1.2400 0.05644 75 59 14 2
3213 I can't wait for the shelter in place to end 1.2400 0.06532 75 62 8 5
3214 Hi, Sally. Tell your outfielder to back up further. 1.2400 0.05955 75 60 12 3
3215 And they promised they wouldn't spit. 1.2394 0.06489 71 58 9 4
3216 When I agreed you could have the boys over, I assumed you meant poker. 1.2394 0.05836 71 56 13 2
3217 HOME RUN, they said 1.2375 0.04788 80 61 19 0
3218 When I said you’ll have to earn your “home run” tonight, this isn’t quite what I meant, Ted. 1.2368 0.06453 76 63 8 5
3219 He said fantasy league wasn’t doing it for him anymore 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
3220 Yes, I’m root, root, rooting for the home team. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3221 Hasn’t 2020 thrown us enough curveballs already? 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3222 Hulu really does have live sports! 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
3223 Home field advantage really has it's perks. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3224 Oh it’s worth it just to have him stop complaining about no sports being on TV 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3225 Let's just say this isn't the first curve ball he's thrown during quarantine, Sheila. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3226 Is this what they call turning entertainment into augmented reality? 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
3227 The cat really wants her toy back 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
3228 I’ll call you back in a few minutes. I’m up to bat next. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
3229 Home field disadvantage 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
3230 balk, you're calling a balk now 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3231 Yeah, we've downgraded from rugby. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
3232 safe at home or put your mask on, it’s a spit ball 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
3233 Covid 19 season 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3234 I think my husband misunderstood when I told him he didn’t know how to make a home run 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
3235 Mother, we broke the good China years ago. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3236 This bat is sure better than the flying one. (Avg person still is convinced bats from China caused it). 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
3237 He said he wanted to try working from home; we’ll see how it plays out. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3238 Yes, ma. You can tell everyone we are safe at home. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3239 Yeah, Sharon, he pulled such a fast one on me, I didnt even know what was happening. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3240 Wow. It really is better in person 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
3241 coach said go big or go home 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
3242 I guess you could say I’m rooting for the home team... 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3243 Who’s head is this? 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3244 I’ll call you back when the games over. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3245 I'll call you right back, the beer guy's headed this way. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3246 Just at home watchin the ball game 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
3247 You would think this is just because of social distancing... 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
3248 Hi Ma... George was laid off today.. yah but don’t worry about us, he’s coming back swinging. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3249 Yep, just working from home 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3250 Yes, you heard it right. I am thinking of getting corona. That’s my only way out, Jessica. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3251 Yeah, he’s tiring out. Tell lefty to start warming up. 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
3252 Sorry, can't talk- I've got runners in the corners. Also one in the kitchen. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3253 Well, let’s just say its a really ‘close’ game. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
3254 Baseball baby! Anything could happen! 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
3255 The seats aren’t bad but I do miss the hot dogs and beer. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3256 This hits too close to home 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
3257 I must be in the front row!" #BobUecke 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3258 Hello! Is it a glass repair company? 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3259 Well at least I can pretend to be excited about his adult-league playoffs from the comfort of my own home. 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
3260 Aaaaand heeee’s safe at home! 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3261 Hi, yes, do you deliver peanuts and Cracker Jack’s? 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
3262 The Cracker Jacks weren’t even that satisfying. 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
3263 This wasn't the kind of diamond I had in mind. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3264 Let’s get Hernandez up 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
3265 Hello... Astros dougout? ... Looks like an inside slider. 1.2361 0.06706 72 60 7 5
3266 Should we shelter in from the sheltering in? 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
3267 I’m in a luxury box on the third base line 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3268 I'd explain it, Emily, but it's too inside baseball. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3269 Yes, my little boys are growing up! 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
3270 Having my kids back at home coincided perfectly with my need to watch baseball 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
3271 Well, at least we’ve got home field advantage. 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
3272 Hey Lois, can you believe only the catcher is wearing a mask?! 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3273 Working from home is the name... Concentration is the game. 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
3274 Apparently the coach told them to work from home. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
3275 Yup, we’re still in the second inning, too! 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3276 Baseball without fans in the stadium? For me, I think I’d feel safer at the game than watching from home. 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
3277 I'll call you later. The game just went into extra innings. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3278 If you hit grandmas's picture in the dining room it's a ground-rule double. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
3279 There's only one strike, but one more broken lamp and you're out. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3280 You put on the mask, you're gonna play ball. 1.2361 0.05040 72 55 17 0
3281 Yes, Mom, the girls are in the dining room playing outfield. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
3282 I'd like to order peanuts and a hot dog. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3283 They may look dangerous, but they're really just practicing their stances. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
3284 He might think it's "A Field of Dreams"....But this "Umpire Will Strike Back" 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
3285 We definitely have a home team advantage! 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
3286 Not much. Seventh inning stretch. How about you? 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
3287 Nothing much; I’m getting ready to line up some home repairs. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3288 I've had just about as much of your foul balls as I can take. It's time to hit the showers. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
3289 We don't have a bench. So I've been couched. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3290 What inning are you guys in? 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
3291 FanDuel, I’ll wager $50 that he whiffs on a curveball. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
3292 I think this quarantine is baseless. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
3293 They keep trying for a home run. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3294 Quarantine rules -- this is home base! 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
3295 We've got the 3 bedrooms covered. We just need you on the deck. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
3296 He can’t hit your sink ball when it’s low and inside. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3297 I should've gotten that TV screen repaired a long time ago... 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
3298 I'd like to report an outbreak of All Bases Loaded. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
3299 It's part of the season ticket package. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
3300 Pitch it high and inside. He bats left handed. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3301 He’ll be out in a second. 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
3302 I'm calling the home game today 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
3303 I was hoping he would bunt" 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
3304 Can I call you back? It's the top of the ninth here. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3305 The seats aren’t bad. I‘ve got a chance of catching a foul ball. 1.2361 0.06706 72 60 7 5
3306 Nothing, just sitting at home. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3307 No, I get to play too. They just make me bat cleanup. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3308 He thinks he's playing a new VR game, I just don't have the heart to tell him/ 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3309 Not much. I think I'm just going to stay close to home base today. 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
3310 Oops gotta go - I'm on deck! 1.2361 0.05040 72 55 17 0
3311 Nothing much going on here, what about you? 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3312 Yes, I’m calling from the couch and as usual, no one has reached third base yet. 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
3313 Hi Sue, I'll let you know if anyone gets to first base!" 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
3314 I swear, if they don't open up the ball fields soon, I'm gonna stuff a bat in someone's ass. 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
3315 I will call you back. It is the bottom of the Ninth. 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
3316 Yeah, no kidding, I'm sitting practically on third base! 1.2361 0.05040 72 55 17 0
3317 They're suffering from Post Traumatic Stadium Distancing. 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
3318 Yep, the boys of summer are back. Is there a spray I can use to get rid of them? 1.2361 0.06706 72 60 7 5
3319 Beth, I finally understand what men like to do when they’re not watching porn. 1.2361 0.06706 72 60 7 5
3320 I don’t know Marge, I still don’t understand baseball. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3321 The lease is up today - I'll let you know our new number. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
3322 I'll call you back. I'm in foul territory. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3323 No. I don't let my kids play ball in the house. I outsource. 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
3324 Man...these ARE great seats! 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3325 Maybe we can Zoom during the 7th inning stretch. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3326 I just asked him to get the batter out so I could make a cake. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3327 It's beats watching 'Tiger King' agsin! 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3328 It’s the bottom of the 9th week and I’m loaded. 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
3329 What did they say about whether the virus was transmissible by flatulence again? 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
3330 Yea. I guess a home game means something entirely different these days. 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
3331 Yes, tickets are still available for all home games. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3332 Yes, that's one hot dog and a beer. And a bag of peanuts, salted. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3333 It will be a real challenge when hockey season begins! 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
3334 The cable guy just left 1.2361 0.06991 72 61 5 6
3335 It's been like this ever since they suspended spring training. 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
3336 Well, I did insist on no spitting. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
3337 Yes, Mabel, we are the home team. 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
3338 He's out of here if he throws the spitter. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3339 'I presume they start stripping after the game ...I mean, it's not NOT working for me.' 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
3340 The stadium is a little cramped, but they really make you feel at home. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
3341 But Mom, I never miss the boys’ home field games. 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
3342 The league officials refuse to return my calls! 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
3343 Today's "Stay-at-Home"-run 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
3344 I can't talk now... My father is teaching me how to steal signals... 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
3345 So, yeah, we added Stan's Auto Parts and the FedEx on 74th Street to our bubble. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3346 I don't mind them working from home, it's just that they constantly want to 'touch base' 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
3347 ‘Same old ,what’s up with you ?’ 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3348 Hey Julie, I’m done with quarantine. 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
3349 I can't believe it. He actually got to first base. 1.2361 0.05040 72 55 17 0
3350 Rooting for the home team has gotten a lot easier. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
3351 The game is not great but my seat is terrific. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
3352 No outside pitches allowed. 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
3353 I was hoping getting to third base with wouldn't be so complicated. 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
3354 I'm nervous honey. Only one of them is wearing a mask. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
3355 They looked so sad, so I let them in. Now I owe them four million dollars. I don’t even like cricket. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3356 It's tied 3-3 at the bottom of the food chain. 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
3357 One’s staring the other down, another has a stick. Professional wrestling is great. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
3358 High and inside. If this keeps up, I’m walking. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3359 Last time up, he hit an inside the house home run. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
3360 I didn't know you meant this kid of "Home Game"! 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
3361 Hello, White House? You might want to update your guidelines on social distancing. 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
3362 I think I'll go back to board games... 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3363 I'm thinking I was a little harsh, about what I said about video games. 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
3364 Thank God it's spring. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3365 You balked you fool! Now get me some hot dogs. 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
3366 They are all screwballs! 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
3367 This is not the co-working space I envisioned. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3368 I put my foot down at Water Polo Wednesdays. 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
3369 Mom, remember how you told Greg he could play any sport that didn't involve leaving the house? 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
3370 I should give them something. Could you spot me $20 million? 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3371 Can't you just watch the replays? 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
3372 Jones steps up to the plate, batting .500 in the Living Room League since mid-March. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3373 In the Age of 5G and the Pandemic: 'Holograms. They're not just for replacing government watchdogs.' 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3374 It's worse. It just went into extra innings. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
3375 Ya I'm at their home game. The score is 2 broken lamps to 1 broken window. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3376 I'm third base coast so I gotta go. 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
3377 You got this one, honey! With the walls, the best anyone's gonna get is a single. 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
3378 Hello Mary? Yes they arrived and I am watching them play now. I just went to Instacart and added MLB. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3379 No, nothing new, just doing laundry, some cooking. 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
3380 - "Remember live sports? I do" 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
3381 a new face in hell !!! 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
3382 Hi, yes, do you offer homerun and contents insurance? 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
3383 Maya? Have to call you back later. Bottom of the 9th, full count, two on, two out, runners at the corners.... 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
3384 I can't believe only one of these guys is wearing a face mask. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3385 Who’s on first? I don’t know, he’s in the kitchen. 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
3386 Mom, call an ambulance. 1.2361 0.06706 72 60 7 5
3387 Clearly baseball talks to open the stadiums have have broken down. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3388 My husband can’t hit in the virtual ball park either. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
3389 Can you call back tomorrow when there's an "away" game in the dining room? 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
3390 Please may I speak to Bob Uecker? 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3391 "I don't care about your Animal Crossing Billy, dad's walked the 1st two and his last heater ended up in the kitchen. Start warming up!! 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
3392 It's all fun and games till someone loses an eye." 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
3393 These inside pitches are walking every batter. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3394 Our new HD system is so good, it feels like the game is happening in my living room... 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3395 Remember, no spit balls. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
3396 We're making do. 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
3397 He's sending me mixed signals, Denise. One day he wants to date, the next he wants me to steal third. 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
3398 I believe you need to throw from the Dining Room. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
3399 No Mother, Social Distancing will not stop Spring Training - just move it. 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
3400 I need to hang up. They just brought in their closer. 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
3401 Damn, quarantine baseball season is too long! 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
3402 Can I call you right back? It's bases loaded, bottom of the ninth. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3403 Tell the center fielder in the garage to shade to the right a tad. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
3404 A lot more home games this season. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3405 Yes, I think our family is covering all bases 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3406 We should have our masks on -- if he hits it, this is sure to go viral 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
3407 When I said "to go home," I didn't mean it literally. 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3408 'Yeah, he really needs it to be a home run.' 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
3409 I have to call you back, MLB has moved the 2020 season to my living room. 1.2361 0.06407 72 59 9 4
3410 Hope this is the last season ever for Covidball! 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3411 Making our own fun. How about you? 1.2361 0.05764 72 57 13 2
3412 I still prefer TV. 1.2361 0.06094 72 58 11 3
3413 I've made it to third base. 1.2361 0.05414 72 56 15 1
3414 Hey Paul, the new 4K-UHD tv is Out of this park unreal. 1.2353 0.06664 68 56 8 4
3415 Yeah mom, Blake is working from home, but I don't know if this safer though. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
3416 At least they brought their own food 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
3417 Ever since quarintine happened ESPN really has been working overtime 1.2353 0.06664 68 56 8 4
3418 I guess I shouldn’t have let them play ball in the house. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
3419 It's five to three, bottom of the sixth. 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
3420 I made them take off their shoes. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
3421 I'm bored. 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
3422 wiffle ball, but the bat goes through the windoe 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
3423 Sorry Carol, no time to talk as we're live-vlogging our quarantine homerun derby. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
3424 This is not what I meant by lets use our own home place. 1.2353 0.06664 68 56 8 4
3425 I've been out with a few guys, but I have a feeling they are all players. 1.2353 0.06327 68 55 10 3
3426 I told you boys "Stay 6 feet apart!". 1.2353 0.06664 68 56 8 4
3427 Top of the fourth, nobody on. 1.2353 0.05590 68 53 14 1
3428 This wasn't what I meant by swinging, honey... 1.2353 0.06986 68 57 6 5
3429 Henry can't come to the phone right now, Boss. He's working on his pitch. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
3430 Get the lefty warming up, this guy looks gassed 1.2353 0.06664 68 56 8 4
3431 You were right Dick, this quarantine is a good time to perfect our sign stealing fan dummy. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
3432 I see they skipped Episode #12 Brady Bunch - Confessions 1970 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
3433 I think we've reached the breaking point. 1.2353 0.05970 68 54 12 2
3434 This is the one game you can run around in circles and always find yourself back home. 1.2344 0.05783 64 50 13 1
3435 The count is 3-2, Nancy still hasn’t washed her hair. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
3436 Watch out for a line drive up the middle when you come through the door. 1.2329 0.05694 73 58 13 2
3437 Pandemic Ball 1.2329 0.06327 73 60 9 4
3438 We're going to be a few minutes late-we went to extra innings. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
3439 It’s the neighbor: she asks you to stop whacking it in front of the window. 1.2329 0.05349 73 57 15 1
3440 Right, they say the Wii isn’t realistic enough. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
3441 Wow, they really can’t handle playing in an empty stadium. 1.2319 0.05118 69 53 16 0
3442 They never said it would be the Mets 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
3443 Honestly Shelia, I miss the days when they used to sit on the couch all day watching baseball. Can’t imagine what your house is like on football Sunday. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3444 So I guess Baseball is back. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3445 Hooman invation day 91: They have turned my day-time napping palace into a baseball field. Not pleased 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3446 Keeping busy. Took up hologramming. Just have to figure out the settings. I say Bluetooth and it hears Babe Ruth. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3447 This couch has seen a lot of 3rd base 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
3448 I find it easier to coach my kids than teach them 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
3449 Yeah, Marge. The new job search is not going great for Bill.. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3450 I’d like a hotdog with mustard and a bag of peanuts, delivered please. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
3451 This act is performed by professionals for illustration purpose, please do not try it at home! 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
3452 It's home run only when the ball's past Kate in the kitchen and remember, if another photo frame breaks, it's a strike! 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
3453 I'll call back during the 7th inning stretch. 1.2319 0.05118 69 53 16 0
3454 I am going to need you to come out and fix some windows. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
3455 I’m at home plate 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
3456 I feel like I’m in one of those New Yorker cartoons 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
3457 #homeoverrun 😂 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
3458 Yeah I can talk, dinner isn’t until the seventh-inning stretch” 1.2319 0.06070 69 58 7 4
3459 Who's in the cleanup spot? Cause it's not gonna be me! 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3460 Oh turns out Idid need that double shipment of wine, let’s play ball 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3461 I told you I'm confused with the run home sign 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
3462 Not all work can be done from home 1.2319 0.05118 69 53 16 0
3463 i shouldn’t have laughed when he said „homerun“ after sprinting to the bathroom 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
3464 At least I don’t have to entertain the cat for a few hours 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
3465 Wait, here's the replay 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
3466 Watch mom, I see her eyeing home plate from third base 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
3467 I am stuck here with peanuts and crackerjacks 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
3468 Out at Home 1.2319 0.05118 69 53 16 0
3469 I am telling you Louise, the new 3D simulation apps are everything. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
3470 Yeah, I’m sheltering at home. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3471 I will be there once it’s time for the seventh inning stretch. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
3472 The count is three balls and two strikes, the bases are loaded, the score is 5-4. Now would you please stop bothering me. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
3473 The cat? He's a pinch runner. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
3474 ... if they don't win, it's a shame ... 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
3475 The Covid 19 "HOME" plate! 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
3476 No I'm not worried. He never could hit the breaking ball. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
3477 No I am not bored, my brothers are reenacting the final play of last world series game. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
3478 Hello Mom, this new TV brings game right in front of you! 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3479 I thought small balling was lint removal... next it's laundry gridiron... 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
3480 I don't think it matters much, but the cat's stealing her signals. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3481 At first they formed a band, now it’s a bush league 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
3482 Can I call you back during the seventh-inning stretch? 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
3483 I would like to order a bag of salted peanuts to be delivered 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
3484 I hope you are using a whiffle ball" Bob Greene, Greenwich CT bob@contourventures.com 917-696-682 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3485 COVID gave “home advantage” new meaning. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3486 I really hope they're not taking the whole season behind closed doors. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
3487 Remember, first base is the kitchen, and second base is the bathroom! 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
3488 OUR NOT-SO-NEW NORMAL: "I'm stuck indoors!" "His mask allows pathogens to creep in!"  "The right-leaning hitter can't understand the signs!" "They don't see fair or foul!" "But the red team’s numbers keep dropping-- so, all in all, I'm optimistic! 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
3489 Yes, attendance is down, but we have free virus season tickets and great seats. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
3490 I’m Watching a ball game. How About you? 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
3491 The cleats are murder on the rugs, but it's fun. I'm on third base right now. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3492 That's OK. I can talk. Nobody ever reaches third. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3493 I'm flattered to get the job Mr. Crane, but I didn't expect to have to bring my work home with me. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3494 Hey, you two! You know the rules! Put on a mask! 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
3495 ''What am I doing? Not much,Oh gotta go games starting." 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3496 Before I explain, I have to warn you: It's a little inside baseball. 1.2319 0.05118 69 53 16 0
3497 I'm just staying in, charging my batteries. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3498 I thought you had them this weekend—it's supposed to be an away game. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
3499 I hope he misses 1.2319 0.05118 69 53 16 0
3500 Go long! Though short might be better. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3501 I'm fine, but my brothers are losing it. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
3502 How many points is a broken window? 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
3503 Taking sheltering in place to a new level. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3504 Time out, guys! ESPN wants to run a commercial. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
3505 It’s the only home game of the season. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
3506 This is a guaranteed home run. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
3507 When I hit the “Order Now” button, I noticed it was spelled “Sox”. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3508 These virtual sports game get more realistic every year. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
3509 We used to have a strict 'no running in the house' policy, but given the Shelter in Place order, we've had to make some concessions... 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
3510 When is quarantine over? 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
3511 Bases are loaded w/ 2 outs in the ninth and Casey is batting for the"Solids" and Robin Roberts is pitching for the "Solids"! 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3512 You might be my "big sexy", but that does not make you the DH of our home team. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
3513 When they said we'd be able to watch live baseball at home, this is not what I envisioned. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
3514 I'm thinking of making a pitching change myself. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3515 Unprecedented Times: 3 strikes,yet they're still IN 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
3516 PSST! Throw 'em your 4-seam fastball! 1.2319 0.05118 69 53 16 0
3517 It’s ok. It’s only a wiffle ball. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
3518 Bob invited the Mets to quarantine with us so we could still enjoy Spring Training. 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3519 I think that I'm going to like my seat in the "Virtual Grandstands". 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3520 Well, baseball’s not cancelled here 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
3521 Thanks Dad! Gotta go, the first pitch is about to be thrown! 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3522 Apparently, cornfields in Iowa are no longer the preferred venue for this sort of phenomenon. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
3523 He's after his first lock-down home run! 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3524 According to coach, while your six feet apart during practice may be correct literally, it flies in the face of the new safety regulations! 1.2319 0.06576 69 57 8 4
3525 Hi, can I order two hot dogs and a bag of cracker jacks for delivery? 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
3526 ...and the ho-o-ome of the brave. Play ball! 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3527 I couldn't say. Three in? 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
3528 Sanchez has an explosive fastball and if anyone can lock this down, he can. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
3529 The California Covids are playing the Kansas Coronaviruses. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
3530 It was worth a shot, but I think the mannequins are more of a restaurant thing. 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
3531 The worst part is the heckling 1.2319 0.05118 69 53 16 0
3532 Hey Mable...baseball is back! 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3533 I am not sure how I feel about this new personalized MLB season ... 1.2319 0.05519 69 54 14 1
3534 The home runs on my new holographic TV are startlingly realistic 1.2319 0.05892 69 55 12 2
3535 Hey Sarah, start warming up Terrence in the basement bullpen. Gary just gave up another run. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
3536 If you're "out",don't forget your mask,honey! 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
3537 No, I'm at third base. 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
3538 Yes, it's a home game and much more exciting than on Zoom!... 1.2319 0.06243 69 56 10 3
3539 Yep, okay... “You couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn”, I’ll let him know. Stay safe, goodbye. 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
3540 I said the team could work from home, but I didn't think they would actually play. 1.2308 0.06508 52 41 10 1
3541 The commissioner wants to explore all options. 1.2308 0.06112 65 52 11 2
3542 Honestly, I don't miss sports at all. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
3543 We're knuckling in place. 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
3544 At least they’re inside. 1.2308 0.05705 65 51 13 1
3545 They told us to reach 3rd base at home and do home runs 1.2297 0.05625 74 59 13 2
3546 Jerry’s at bat and it’s 2 balls 1 strike.. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3547 Hey Rosa! How would you say “Keep the slider out of the dirt” in Spanish? 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
3548 Strike three - you’re out! And by out I mean in, of course. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3549 Hi. I’d like to order a life. 1.2286 0.06490 70 58 8 4
3550 Let me call you back. The home game is about to start. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
3551 They are just as bad inside under isolation! 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
3552 Doing a play by play at home wasn't COVID in the contract. 1.2286 0.06163 70 57 10 3
3553 It's all infield. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3554 If you build it in the LIVING ROOM they will come 1.2286 0.05055 70 54 16 0
3555 I'll have to whisper. They're working from home and I'm armchair critiquing. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3556 I’ve gotta go; the coach is signaling squeeze play. 1.2286 0.05817 70 56 12 2
3557 He'll actually throw the ball as soon as we are off "lockdown". 1.2273 0.05629 66 52 13 1
3558 I thought Corona cancelled baseball. 1.2273 0.06403 66 54 9 3
3559 hold on Karen, I missed the hot dogs 1.2267 0.06173 75 62 9 4
3560 I've got to go, I'm meant to be umpiring. 1.2267 0.05874 75 61 11 3
3561 You can’t beat the surround sound 1.2254 0.05382 71 56 14 1
3562 Mind if I borrow a battery? Mine’s not working 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
3563 You think baseball is dull in a stadium, you ought to see it in your living room. 1.2254 0.06084 71 58 10 3
3564 It works for social dicancing 1.2254 0.05743 71 57 12 2
3565 He hasn’t quite gotten what ‘work from home’ means. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
3566 You can only re-watch 'The Office' so many times, ya know? 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
3567 Home run either way 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
3568 My “Field of Dreams” doesn’t include playing ball in the house! 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
3569 So I just told him, straight up, quit playing games with me Al. And I think it worked 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
3570 I was referring to wii sports 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
3571 I need the space for my yoga stretches but they insist I wait until the 7th. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
3572 Nope, still missing the steroids 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
3573 I love to spectate how humans keep moving and living, as long as they remember to feed me, wait do they? 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
3574 this game will go on forever because no one ever gets out! 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
3575 At least is not cricket 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
3576 We can’t find anyone who will play outfield 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
3577 Hold on Fran, I have to grab the dog and cat and do the Wave. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
3578 yes mum, the boys!? Well they're playing American rounders 1.2239 0.05347 67 55 10 2
3579 Well, he’s giving me the ‘Stealing home’ sign, and I’m not sure if he means the movie or the drinking game. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
3580 Cat: "That fetch game... I always knew the Virus would bring to light human's weak-minded nature..." 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
3581 Errr...one good thin' about this quarantine...it already feels like live viewin'..... 1.2239 0.05131 67 52 15 0
3582 Yes, I believe it’s a home game. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
3583 We’ve got the home field advantage this series. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
3584 I'm kinda done relieving him. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
3585 Hello,911? No,I do not have the corona virus but... 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
3586 Alexa, I said “ON TELEVISION”!!! 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
3587 Its 3 and 2, bases loaded, 2 outs, last of the 9th, and they're behind by 2. 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
3588 This is too inside baseball for me. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
3589 He's working on a no-hitter! 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
3590 So this is what Major League Baseball looks like when quarantined in place. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
3591 No, I don’t miss sports. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
3592 You better strike out, Irvin. 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
3593 I’ll have to call you back - Casey’s up to bat. 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
3594 I can cancel after my free four week trial 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
3595 I got a pretty good seat, but follow-throughs are a bit dicey. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
3596 No, I said he's 'still' home. 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
3597 It's actually kinda weird, mom. They're re-enacting the Astro's sign-stealing scandal. 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
3598 The season better start soon! 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
3599 I love this new indoor Social Distancing, Pickle Baseball approach! Just watch out for the window, my face and Grandma's photo, OK? 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
3600 And they said we couldn't do this job from home. 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
3601 I met these baseball players who very kindly let me build my house around them. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
3602 I’m sorry about your husband, Laura, but we just signed a second baseman. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
3603 Yes, they're still playing - when are they supposed to start stripping? 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
3604 Man on first, Herb looks in for the sign, ... 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
3605 I got a great seat for a home game. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
3606 Well, yes, it is is sad we don't have sports on TV right now. On the other hand........ 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
3607 Don't worry ma, it's softball. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
3608 Smells like quaran-team spirit in here. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
3609 So much for home field advantage. 1.2239 0.05554 67 53 13 1
3610 Since we can't pay our rent; we're awaiting eviction. Yea, the chandelier is a home run." 1.2239 0.06665 67 56 7 4
3611 So I said, ‘Why wait for the Yankees to come back when we could have the Brooklyn Cyclones for practically nothing?’. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
3612 Can you move the Yankees over to the next apartment? I've got a 4:00 Zoom meeting. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
3613 Damn you, Gillespie! That's the last broken window you'll get off of me today! 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
3614 The home team has the edge. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
3615 Sure, I can talk. It's just baseball. 1.2239 0.05131 67 52 15 0
3616 Can I call you back? It's the bottom of the eighth with a man on throw pillow. 1.2239 0.05947 67 54 11 2
3617 Well, some are wearing masks, and some are wearing gloves. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
3618 Fluffy misses you. She also misses a lot of strike calls. 1.2239 0.06316 67 55 9 3
3619 ...It’s going pretty much as you would expect but next week they want to try kite-surfing. 1.2222 0.06174 63 51 10 2
3620 I hope that is a Nurf-Ball 1.2222 0.06007 72 59 10 3
3621 Too many walks, ready the bull pen 1.2208 0.05429 77 62 13 2
3622 Are we in the right seats?!? 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3623 There was no joy in Datesville; mighty Casey has struck out! 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
3624 So who has home field advantage? 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
3625 I told him I wanted him to take me out...but I really should’ve specified where... 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3626 No, they aren’t very good but I did manage to get great seats. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3627 I'd say we're in phase 2. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3628 'I told them we need to be based at home and I think they misunderstood' 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
3629 Is there a version of this game where they run away from home? 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3630 Jim’s been working from home plate. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3631 Is it even possible to get a home run? 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3632 Who’s in the living room. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
3633 Yea home base is in the bedroom. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
3634 My home my game 1.2206 0.06900 68 58 5 5
3635 Best 1200 bucks I ever spent 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
3636 Family life in the time of Corona 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
3637 Phillip said we should try a threesome to spice up our marriage” 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3638 Ever since Roy’s started working from the living room, it’s brought a whole new meaning to ‘safe at home.’ 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3639 I said I missed Cricket 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3640 How many innings are there again? 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
3641 I'll call you later. I have to be ready to catch the cat if they send him "out of the park" again. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3642 The cardboard props really add a new dimension 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3643 I'm sorry what am I hitting again ? 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
3644 Leave it to Harold to balk at every good idea I have. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
3645 Come on, Peter, I’ve got the best seats in the house! 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3646 - A new definition of home base 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
3647 Honey, but you said ‘they are not playing at home this year.’ 1.2206 0.05278 68 56 10 2
3648 Good morning doctor... yeah, I think he's hallucinating again 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
3649 Let me get back to you. I've got to update the scoreboard. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
3650 Oh no, it just went into extra innings. 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
3651 I mean, they did say it was an immersive experience, but I just thought they meant HD, ya know? 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3652 ‘I swear to god Kevin, if you hit my geraniums...’ 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
3653 Corona virus aside, it’s boring here, they put me back in the bullpen... 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
3654 Balls. 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
3655 And of course, every run is a home run. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3656 This is not what I meant when I said to bring it home. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3657 Is that 6 feet away? 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
3658 2020: The year when every game is a home game. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
3659 I had asked what was for dinner, and he said, “Sliders.” 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
3660 Hey, I gotta go. We’re coming up on the 7th inning stretch. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3661 Watching the game, having a Bud. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
3662 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the new great American pastime: home-ball. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
3663 Larry is pleased to have the home field advantage. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
3664 The count is 3 to 1 and no one’s making it to first. Better call the DH 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
3665 Yup, if we can’t go to the game, we might as well bring it ‘home’” 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3666 I told them everything’s back open but this is game 7. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3667 They said no fans but HD and the fear of Covid makes me feel like they’re right here in my living room 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
3668 I don’t think the family room can survive another stay-at-home run. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
3669 'I would score a homerun but i dont wann break anything. I would prefer loosing then going for shopping.' 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3670 ...and we’re back from commercials 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
3671 Trust me Paul, you don’t want to catch that 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
3672 coronavirus pastime 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
3673 The bases are loaded but they don't even sell hotdogs, Carol. I think I'm gonna leave at bottom of the 7th" 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
3674 Get the lefty warmed up... and the lasagna too, please. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
3675 lockdown can never stop us from playing cricket. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
3676 Can you guys move? I’m trying to watch the game! 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
3677 I’ll get to hit a home run this time 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
3678 Pleased to say, the therapy is working Dr. Freud! 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3679 The catcher is calling for a breaking ball. Bang the garbage can twice. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
3680 Yep, Pam, this is real inside baseball. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
3681 Yeah, we're definitely having hot dogs tonight. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
3682 Look, I'm going to have to call you back. It's the bottom of the 8th and Andy's still got his no hitter." 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3683 Don't do it. I know he's signing to get you to knee-cat him. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
3684 It wasn't really fair. He had the home-field advantage. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
3685 "Agreed--the Florentine vase is a double, the living room chandelier a home run." 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3686 When you said you had an extra seat for the next home game I assumed you meant something else. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3687 Yeah, fifty bucks on the home team, please. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3688 Strike one 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
3689 Just make contact with the ball, man - they're all technically home runs. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
3690 The catcher is wearing a mask but the other guys say it's a hoax. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3691 Don’t worry. There’s no more windows left. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
3692 Alone on the sofa, Doris calls a friend over to start the wave. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
3693 Looks like it's going to be another inside pitch. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
3694 You want me to tell them you're coming over to call balls and strikes? 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3695 Can I call you back; things are a little batty here 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
3696 I'm thinking bunt. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
3697 You're not missing much...they're better on the road." 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3698 We got engaged yesterday, but I'm not a big fan of the diamond. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
3699 Opening day. I am the only fan for the game, but I got to sit in the on deck circle. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3700 I believe as a condo amenity, it was a gamechanger 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3701 Well, it is not easy nowadays, you know! We don't have the space for golf so we must make do! 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3702 It's fine, mom, they're just playing through... No, none of them are handsome. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
3703 Why is the catcher the only person wearing a mask?!? 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
3704 No, it’s not a problem... he can’t hit an inside pitch. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
3705 Close game- both have home field advantage." 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3706 A goat? No, Billy, this is not the time to bring a new pet home. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
3707 I know! I suggested that and they would still rather play baseball. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
3708 Anything inside the house is a home run. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3709 Lockdown delivery? Can I order aspirin, salami, ribeye, high cheese, cookies, lollipop, goose egg, head of lettuce, ice cream cone, & jerk with extra bases, please? We've got a full house on 77th-inning home runs and broken homeplates. Pitcher that! 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3710 Mom, it's a whole new ballgame. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
3711 Yeah, he's mostly pitching inside at the moment. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
3712 Yes, they’re finally housebroken. No more spitting. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3713 This stay-at-home order is driving me crazy! 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
3714 I told them offspeed pitches only. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
3715 I said three strikes you’re out but they’re not leaving. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
3716 The sign was BUNT!!! 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
3717 Go high and inside! No make that go outside, and high. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
3718 I know Major League Baseball players are desperate to play in front of fans, but this is taking it too far. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
3719 These luxury box seats feel very homey. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
3720 Stuart and I have different takes on how to spice up one’s marriage. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3721 Home run" is taking on a whole new meaning 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
3722 He still can't get to first base! 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
3723 This new sound system I bought really makes it feel like you are at the game! 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
3724 You'll never believe what they wanted to use for home plate! 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
3725 I call'em as I see 'em! 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
3726 Except his pitches are always high and inside. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3727 My boyfriend is trying to get to second base. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3728 3-D TVs are amazing now Dolores... Come over and we'll watch Naked and Afraid. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3729 We're hitting a little too close to home these days. 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
3730 And it's a curveball into the kitchen! 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3731 Girl,they weren't lying about these new 4-D televisions. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3732 I'm telling you Harold, these new box suites are incredible! 1.2206 0.06900 68 58 5 5
3733 Well, technically, every run is a home run. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
3734 Babe? Ruth here. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3735 I'll tell you what Denise...these home games are really getting on my nerves. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3736 They're taking this home base thing very literally! 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3737 If he connects it will be off the hook! 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
3738 Who said you can't have a ball in quarantine? 1.2206 0.06900 68 58 5 5
3739 The good news is that I get a great seat along the first base line. The bad news is that we have four broken windows, three broken lamps and one hold out for a better contract. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3740 Yes, they're keeping distance and using protective gear. 1.2206 0.05679 68 57 8 3
3741 It's confirmed, watching baseball live is truly boring. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3742 I love having the kids back home. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3743 Me too! I’ve felt like I’ve been out in left field since February. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
3744 No mother. I will not yell “Swing”at him. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
3745 I’ve got a front row seat to phase one of MLB’s gradual reopening! 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
3746 So this is home schooling?!#? 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
3747 Yeah Grampa, he still throws the bat. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
3748 This better be a walk 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
3749 Well, I need *something* to root for." 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3750 One more wild pitch and I'm calling the bullpen. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
3751 I'm telling you MLB's live stream hologram is the way to go. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3752 Hi, Mom. They're at it again. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
3753 So, I put my foot down, and now he's having the cat call balls and strikes. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
3754 The virus came from a real bat. Bob believes he's hitting it 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3755 I told them if they want to play hardball, we can play hardball. 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
3756 I can't wait for the parks to reopen. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3757 It's not the game that bothers me. It's all that spitting. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3758 It’s a curve. I’ll tell him. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
3759 ...AND! I've got the best seat in the house! 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
3760 As he stepped up to the plate, Jerry couldn’t help but wonder if he was going to get on base or strike out with Marsha tonight. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3761 It's still tied, but we're just at the top of the 147th inning. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
3762 When you guys get through, don't forget to repair the broken lamps, doors and windows---and I refuse to call balls and strikes for you. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3763 Same old ball game. And you? 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3764 3D TVs. Brings the action right into your home! 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3765 It's for my Sports Culture class. I'm Zooming a staged re-creation of 'Casey at the Bat.' 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
3766 I dunno Martha, it's not the same without the stadium vibe 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
3767 I’m starting to think it’s possible to be TOO close to the action. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
3768 You will not be getting to third base, mister. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
3769 I'd better hang up now, Megan. There's a runner on second. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
3770 They threw me a real curveball. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
3771 Get the southpaw ready—my husband is gassed. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
3772 ...just sitting here watching an old ball game... 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
3773 The only place to watch baseball in the state of Hallucination. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
3774 Don’t worry. They’re wearing gloves and masks 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
3775 This isolation is great, I’m the sole spectator of the virtual sports season. It almost seems real and no masks except for the catcher. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
3776 I can't explain it. I keep waking up with these cravings for peanuts and Cracker Jack. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3777 I've got a front row seat! 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3778 At least I won't have to steam clean the carpets thanks to the no spitting rule. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
3779 Let me call you back - there’s two outs in the bottom of the ninth and the pasta is boiling over. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
3780 Thanks again, Pat. These seats are amazing! 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
3781 I promise, nobody’s spitting. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
3782 You can do it babe! 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
3783 Mom, It is just part of Covid baseball. You have to expect that you have to leap over the sofa to reach home plate from third. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
3784 Yeah, 22 home games this season. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3785 Throw the spit ball. There's no umpire 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
3786 Hello 911? Yeah, I am about to get hit in the face by a baseball bat. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
3787 What's the signal for slide? 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3788 Don't worry, Mom. It's slow pitch. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
3789 I didn't think it was possible, but I like sports even less now. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3790 I don’t know who to root for, Jan. They’re both home teams. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
3791 The pitcher is keeping his distance but only the catcher is wearing a mask. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
3792 If this pitcher gives up one more mirror or window, I'm going to need to order a reliever. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3793 No difference...still can’t stay awake for all 9 innings. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3794 Yes, my husband swings. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3795 I don’t know where they came from. But two of them aren’t wearing face masks, and it’s making me really uncomfortable. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
3796 The pitcher's mound is six feet, six inches, but the catcher's mask needs to be redesigned. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
3797 That's right officer - he's already taken three balls. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
3798 Somehow this is even more boring that social distancing. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
3799 Finally, home base feels like home. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3800 Officer, I violated social distancing; you MUST arrest me. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
3801 Hmm. Maybe I misread the signals. 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
3802 I want $100 on the home team. 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
3803 This will finally the year my team makes it to the Living Room Series 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
3804 Ya, I'll get a hotdog and a beer. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
3805 We haven't had live sports on TV in 85 days Roberta, let us live a little! 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
3806 And they’ve taken a salary cut too. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3807 Having Hubby home has been a real relief. He came in after I gave up a lead off walk. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
3808 Remember to throw insiders. 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
3809 Me? Just waiting for parks to open up. How about you? 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
3810 Why do they call it "home" field advantage? 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
3811 The boys are trying to keep in shape. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
3812 Jason likes to throw high and inside. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
3813 Hi, I called and ordered a hot dog over an hour. Could you hurry up, please? It’s already the 5th inning.” 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
3814 Mom, can the chatter! 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
3815 The live baseball alternative is working out, but I’m not looking forward to the horse racing. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3816 I'm trying to look on the bright side. This whole thing really is bringing us closer together! 1.2206 0.05482 68 54 13 1
3817 Home runs are the new normal around here 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
3818 We need an Umpire -- He's throwing spitball without a mask! 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3819 We can talk longer when I'm not surrounded by rookies. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
3820 Get set for a slider. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
3821 Are you sure grandma is ok at short? 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3822 Finally, baseball is live and in my living room 1.2206 0.05066 68 53 15 0
3823 One Day Drywall? 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3824 Turn on your TV. ESPN is covering the game. 1.2206 0.06574 68 57 7 4
3825 We just sold the TV rights to ESPN! 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3826 Contactless delivery? Buy me some peanuts and crackerjack. And for the record, I do care if I ever get back. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3827 Hope he makes it to third base. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3828 Yeah, the blind date went well - we got to 4th base. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3829 It's an inside baseball thing. 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3830 Don’t even think you’re making it to third base. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
3831 It’s bottom of the 79th and all of them are loaded. Can I call you back? 1.2206 0.05869 68 55 11 2
3832 My bedroom is third base now, but that's an improvement. 1.2206 0.06231 68 56 9 3
3833 Ya- homeschooling is going fine 1.2188 0.05208 64 50 14 0
3834 Right field? Nah, this is the wrong field. 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
3835 Yeah, this week, I’m playing Home Base. 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
3836 FREEZE - I told them they could play indoors as long as it was a freeze game . 1.2188 0.05665 64 51 12 1
3837 A BLINDING FAST BALL 1.2188 0.06481 64 53 8 3
3838 It is like being there! 1.2188 0.05208 64 50 14 0
3839 Don't hit the cat! 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
3840 At least they won't be spitting all over my living room! 1.2188 0.06087 64 52 10 2
3841 If this social distancing is going to work You need to upgrade Your deodorant! 1.2174 0.05411 69 55 13 1
3842 You won't believe what the priciest ticket gets you. 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
3843 Hi, I ordered a pitcher but I’m certain I received the wrong kind.” 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
3844 When are you going to upgrade your phone to streaming 1.2174 0.05792 69 56 11 2
3845 Swing for the breakfront, honey! 1.2162 0.05188 74 59 14 1
3846 I’m just glad to boys decided to take a night off from the video games. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
3847 Quarantine-1, Me-0 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
3848 can I call you later mom? I'm in the middle of a game 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
3849 Hold on, the 7th inning stretch is coming up 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
3850 Coming live to your living room - it’s the congressional softball game. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
3851 Seriously! These new rules just get more ridiculous year after year 1.2154 0.05139 65 51 14 0
3852 Well, they only said no fans in the stands now. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
3853 Don’t play in the house honey 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
3854 I told them I was bored at home. And this is the best they could come up with! 1.2154 0.05139 65 51 14 0
3855 'Joseph! What did I tell you?! No more change ups in the house?' 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
3856 yes, the Metz are also more productive from home. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
3857 If this is what working from home is like, I'm calling a strike. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
3858 Mom thinks in bubble : I should have let them play since the first day of quarantine!! 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
3859 Virtual little league wasn’t quite cutting it. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
3860 Can I call you back? I'm batting next and bases should be loaded. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
3861 Just an order of cracker jacks that's it 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
3862 He's not an umpire—he can't call the game. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
3863 Now this is what I call "inside baseball". 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
3864 It’s the bottom of the ninth, one out. 1.2154 0.05139 65 51 14 0
3865 ... and I have no idea how I'm going to get the chewing tobacco stains out of the rug. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
3866 They got the re-enactment idea from the History Channel. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
3867 No. Changing the battery didn't fix my issue. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
3868 "Bases are loaded, 2 balls, 1 strike. What about by you?" 1.2154 0.05139 65 51 14 0
3869 We’re having a ball of a time in here. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
3870 You can tell they missed Spring training. 1.2154 0.05139 65 51 14 0
3871 Psst . . . your fast ball is close to unhittable. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
3872 I can't talk now, it's the bottom of 9th and bases are loaded. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
3873 He refuses to accept the scientific fact that his curve flattened years ago." Stephen Clark 2820 Lansdale Rd. Richmond, VA 23220 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
3874 For Pete's sake,boys,the quarantine is already over! 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
3875 One hot dog, a box of Cracker Jacks, and one of your absurdly overpriced bottles of soda. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
3876 Can I call you back during the 7th inning stretch? 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
3877 If I've told you once, I've told you 1,000 times, take that stupid crap outside ! 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
3878 That's going to be a home run. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
3879 Waiting for the seventh inning stretch, how about you? 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
3880 No matter the score, the home team always loses. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
3881 Yes, I'd like to go back to just Super HD. Immediately. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
3882 Yea I guess you could say the game’s on 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
3883 You might want to add windows, vases, lamps, and a big screen to your shopping list. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
3884 Oh, I'm not too worried. Have you seen his batting average? 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
3885 He wouldn't dare throw a curve with a 3-2 count! 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
3886 No spitting on the carpet 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
3887 It's you versus the cat! So you better bat purrfectly! 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
3888 This isn't what I meant when I said walk it home. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
3889 C’mon honey, we didn’t like your mother’s gift anyway. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
3890 Don’t worry, Honey. He’s gonna balk. 1.2154 0.06755 65 55 6 4
3891 I can’t talk now, I’m batting cleanup. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
3892 They said they needed somewhere to practice and that I could be first bass 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
3893 I ordered "courtside" not "couchside" 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
3894 Yes, they're still here. I think they severely misunderstood when someone told them to go to home. 1.2154 0.06390 65 54 8 3
3895 Yes, mother, I insisted. No more bullet holes in my couch! 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
3896 I'm just hoping his batting average is low 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
3897 Yes, Marge, we seem to be coping, how about you. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
3898 I'm calling because I am concerned about my seat location. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
3899 I'm trying to convince them to take up golf. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
3900 yeah dad, it is 3 to 2 bottom of the 4th 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
3901 I’ll try to keep the cheering down. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
3902 At least I'm not lonely 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
3903 What? No, he's not missing sports at all. 1.2154 0.05139 65 51 14 0
3904 It's not optimal at all...but I did score a pretty good seat! 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
3905 Rudy, I’m calling you up. How’s your hot corner game? 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
3906 Count's 3 and 2. Man on second. 1.2154 0.06002 65 53 10 2
3907 Mr. Mets’ back with his wife, but his buddies still like hanging out. 1.2154 0.05587 65 52 12 1
3908 Can you tell me how to patch a bad helium leak in a baseball pitcher balloon that’s part of my surprise birthday gift for my Dad who’s getting home in about five minutes? 1.2143 0.05342 70 56 13 1
3909 The take out is almost as good as being there. 1.2143 0.06068 70 58 9 3
3910 Just a bit outside. 1.2143 0.05717 70 57 11 2
3911 'Anyway Marjorie, I must go, I need to have a serious word with Kevin Costner' 1.2128 0.06757 47 38 8 1
3912 Bring in the the leftie. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
3913 Almost as good as the real thing, right? 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
3914 This totally isn’t what I imagined when they said they wanted to bring sports back to the American household after COVID-19. 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
3915 Yeah, I tell ya, the only one wearing a mask is the catcher. It’s unbelievable... 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
3916 Hey Batter Batter Batter! 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
3917 Mr. Kittles is hallucinating again. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
3918 Could you hold on a sec? It’s a full count and I think the guy at bat is due for a home run. 1.2121 0.06660 66 56 6 4
3919 let’s go mets 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
3920 Give him the heater, honey! 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
3921 well, now I know for sure we're going to be here for a long time 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
3922 Bases are loaded here, how are things with you? 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
3923 I’m serious, he has a no hitter going and it’s the bottom of the 7th. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
3924 They're playing behind closed doors this year. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
3925 Ed really feels like he’s gotta knock this outta the park or they’ll fire him 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
3926 One day soon you can take me out to the ball game 1.2121 0.06660 66 56 6 4
3927 This park could use some netting. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
3928 I’m telling ya... Time passes by slower when you homeschool them 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
3929 May I speak to Mr. Steinbrenner? Giancarlo is not allowed to work from home anymore. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
3930 Start warming up the lefthander. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
3931 It’s tied, bottom of the 3rd, and don’t worry - it’s a rental. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
3932 Right down Broadway - oh wait it’s closed 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
3933 Sorry Sue, I have to go — Bob wants a $7 hotdog after this inning 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
3934 Yes, we’re all working from home. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
3935 The cat is stealing home! 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
3936 And the pitch is tight and inside. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
3937 Where’d you get the home plate?” “I ordered it off Amazon. We would have started the season sooner but all non-essential items were delayed. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
3938 Batter up at noon. Clean up at 2. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
3939 When I said no bats at home, I meant all kinds of bats 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
3940 « oh, you know, the usual. » 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
3941 Karen couldn’t be bothered by anything anymore after the corona virus. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
3942 ... Friendly Confines 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
3943 This new sociality feels too intrusive 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
3944 No, today the team is playing the match on their home turf 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
3945 Yep. Its confirmed. Baseball is still boring. At least they banned spitting. 1.2121 0.06660 66 56 6 4
3946 Covid 1,Covid 2,Covid 3 Year out! 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
3947 I spent the bottom of the 6th getting a beer from the kitchen, anything good happen? 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
3948 Time! time! The pitcher needs a mask. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
3949 You invited Pete Rose?! 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
3950 Oh dear, these house ghosts are getting a little too comfortable." 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
3951 There are two men down in the bottom of the 814th inning. Still no score. Check back later. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
3952 I’m just glad they’re not out there ruining my lawn. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
3953 We're interviewing for mascot next week. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
3954 When the lock down started, we happened to be in the elevator with... 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
3955 Yes, he cheated. I didn't see the signs.” 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
3956 What am I doing? Watching the Old-Timers Game. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
3957 I can probably go to the kitchen during the 7th inning stretch." 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
3958 The call is out to the bullpen. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
3959 Yeah, real ball players still cost a lot, but you'd be surprised how cheap actors are these days. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
3960 All I want it to make our home run normal again 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
3961 Why don't you come over for some cold hot dogs and warm beer? 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
3962 Do you mind if I call you back between innings? 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
3963 Two and one, bottom of the seventh. You? 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
3964 Wow, this new 8k TV really brings things alive, my cat caught a fowl ball! 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
3965 Hello, New York? I'm calling for a replay review. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
3966 On the plus side, no one's stealing the signs. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
3967 Hey,honey, I’m at the game now, can you call back? 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
3968 The action's not bad, especially between innings when the cat grabs the ball! 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
3969 Wait! How long have sports been cancelled? 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
3970 That's a homer at home. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
3971 Thanks for sending these fabulous wax baseball players! They make the cat and me feel less alone. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
3972 Only one of them is wearing a mask, and I'm pretty sure it's not an N95. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
3973 Helen, I have to call you back. It looks like we're going extra innings. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
3974 Efforts to replicate the thrill of the cancelled baseball season proved to be too successful 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
3975 I'm still figuring the Innings and Outs of this quarantine. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
3976 You HAVE to come-it's a home game... 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
3977 Gotta go. I'm on third, and the bunt sign's on. 1.2121 0.07002 66 57 4 5
3978 They're calling it Mood Training. I'm the Umpire! 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
3979 He's been hitting more home runs than ever. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
3980 It's either top of the fifth or bottom of the ninth. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
3981 It’s back to normal in our house. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
3982 I'm not even going to entertain an offer less than thirty and a first round pick, Linda. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
3983 No, Mom, it’s NOT! Wiffle Ball! 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
3984 Shaddup, lady. You’ll miss us when it’s football season. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
3985 Just watching the home team. What's new with you? 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
3986 If there was no baseball season at all, you could just rent a game. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
3987 Oh, not much, just watching the game. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
3988 I guess I said I wanted live entertainment. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
3989 This is taking shelter in place too far. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
3990 Nah, nothing new here. And you? 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
3991 They're calling it 'Inside Baseball' 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
3992 The dog is the first base coach. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
3993 Hello, MLB? May I please speak with Rob Manfred? 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
3994 Hi Kevin - Come on over - We need a shortstop. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
3995 Wait - not handball or volleyball you said .... I guess I need just one more hint ... 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
3996 I'll put him on in a minute, Ed. We're at the bottom of the ninth. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
3997 Hold on, this idiot thinks he wants to throw a splitter." 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
3998 I wouldn't mind so much, but I had to pay four hundred and fifty bucks for this seat. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
3999 Tiffany’s hallucinations were becoming more & more sport-like & making her feel increasingly uncomfortable, as she hadn’t purchased a ticket. 1.2121 0.06660 66 56 6 4
4000 Just taking it easy and stealing signs. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4001 We are practicing social distancing and the catcher is wearing a mask. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4002 No not multitasking 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4003 They don’t really work with the room, but what’s the point of getting a divorce if you can’t keep some of his stuff just to annoy? 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4004 Yet another reason why I should have read the entire terms and conditions of motherhood before clicking "agree". 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
4005 Hold on Mom it's the bottom of the ninth 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4006 You guys are like Mets in a china shop. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4007 I'm telling you, the no-spitting rule has made all the difference. 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
4008 There’s about three people that have arrived, but only a ball park figure 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
4009 It’s the new low and inside version. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4010 I'll have to call you back it's the bottom of the ninth home team at bat they need two runs to win one to tie men on second and third two outs. Yeah we're having hot dogs and beer for dinner after the game. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
4011 What does this have to do with COVID-19? 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4012 I think he played in high school... 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4013 I’m ok. The guys are losing the plot. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4014 Eric had finally asked Julia if she'd go to third base. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4015 Warm up the lefty. 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
4016 Come over and you can watch the game live from our living room couch! 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4017 Damn Yankees! 1.2121 0.06660 66 56 6 4
4018 Honey, you need to try this '"personal home entertainment" 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4019 Yeah - but after a while you don’t even notice the chin music. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
4020 I love umpiring, Commissioner, but it just isn't the same. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
4021 He can’t touch your heater sweetie. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
4022 911? 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
4023 As the couch coach, I'm not too sure which pitch leads to the least damage in indoor baseball. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4024 Keep in mind, spitting isn't tolerated in here. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
4025 Given his average, I'm not too worried about the windows. 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
4026 Now I sure wish our umpire had not gotten married and moved out. 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
4027 They're both the home team 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4028 Hi, how long does it take you to install new windows? 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4029 Hello? What? No, I didn't just yell "Swing batter!" 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4030 The more I think about it, the more I like the idea of virtual reality. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4031 The bases are loaded, Marge, and it's a full count! 1.2121 0.06301 66 55 8 3
4032 Can't talk now. I'm busy stealing signals. 1.2121 0.05919 66 54 10 2
4033 Of course, I still root for the home team. What else are you going to do? 1.2121 0.05071 66 52 14 0
4034 No, this is a good time. I think they're about to change the pitcher. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4035 Get the lefty knuckleballer warmed up. 1.2121 0.05511 66 53 12 1
4036 ugh...no masks 1.2113 0.05644 71 58 11 2
4037 Questionable call on that last play 1.2111 0.04605 90 72 17 1
4038 I have been really supported of my husband career. But I am not sure our marriage will survive Home-office 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
4039 That banging is just the neighbor kid playing the drums! No one is steeling your signs! 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4040 The boys? They are going slightly stir crazy but not too bad 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
4041 When you said I would get a perk for not cancelling my sports channels, this is not what I had in mind 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
4042 but what do I feed them? 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
4043 Hello, 2021? HELP ME 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4044 Alright, Todd is up to bat. I’ll call you during the seventh inning stretch. 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
4045 I just tweeted that I missed seeing my Twins and these guys showed up at the door 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
4046 No way they bunt... 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4047 I wanted to evacuate to the Hamptons, but Gerald is relentless about buying that cornfield in Iowa 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4048 Stop the game! , We forgot to wear masks. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4049 When you start seeing things because the lack of sports finally kicks in 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4050 Honey, I think your virtual reality baseball game has a glitch in it. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4051 When I told you to be more aggressive about stealing home at the end of last season, this wasn’t exactly what I had in mind... 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
4052 Home game ..this is about to get interesting lemme get some popcorn first 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4053 This has been the longest home-stand 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4054 'Hi I'd like to enquire about the "live sport" package... Yes I'm aware of how it is actually pronounced' 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
4055 I don't think this 3D Hi-Def TV is good for my anxiety. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4056 When in good form on home turf and the ball flying over the park, it violates my WorkFromHome schedule..! 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4057 You know what, Jane, you might call it Husband Privilege 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4058 Larry, I said MATS! 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
4059 Actually Tina, the boys’ creative development during lockdown has been a joy to see 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
4060 Wow a front row seat! 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4061 7th zoom call stretch 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4062 Home Rug Derby 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4063 No, it doesn't bother me. We were between baseball or quidditch. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4064 I’m not sure anymore wether I’m at my homer office 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4065 This 4D tv is too real 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4066 Take it from me, he’s never been to third base in his life. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4067 Sorry, Ginger's busy watching the game right now.. take a message? 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4068 Use your home run to get me my coffee from the kitchen, will you? 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4069 I’m on deck and my husband has a full count. Can I call you back? 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4070 #safeathomebase 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4071 Honestly, when he said he wanted to experiment with new quarantine activities, this was not something I thought he would do. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
4072 He promised we could redecorate 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4073 Hello bullpen? I’m supposed to work the night shift, do you think you can send in relief for me instead? 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
4074 This is gonna take forever—the batter can never be out. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4075 This pandemic talk is a lot of inside baseball 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
4076 Can I call you back? It’s the bottom of the 9th. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4077 this stay at home order has really redefined “home team” !! 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4078 Slidin’ into home, the real diamond. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4079 Yes, honey, I got us the best seats in the house for the game! 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4080 The quarantine season 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4081 the lamp is first base and i am third 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4082 No boys’ night out for me...blocking my tv 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
4083 World Series 2020 from my living room 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4084 We can all hit a home run by staying in the house. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
4085 He misses baseball and now I’m stuck being the “outfielder” 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
4086 The front row seat home run drama? Please, that’s just to keep kids busy 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
4087 Remember, everything’s a curve ball these days. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4088 Strike one, high and inside. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4089 The last pitch was a ball...inside. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4090 Deliver me some peanuts and Cracker Jacks 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4091 Can I add-on coverage for at home baseball games? 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
4092 🎶Root Root for the stay-at-home team 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4093 homecourt advantage hehe.. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4094 Play from home. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4095 High and inside. That’s a foldout couch 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4096 Could you grab me a snack as you’re rounding second? 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4097 I didn’t expect such a long homestand 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4098 Don't break my heart, or my windows 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
4099 If Lola wants baseball, Lola gets baseball. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4100 Who? What? I Don't Know! Why? Because, Tomorrow or Today they need a right fielder but Nobody is available... 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
4101 Does the not playing ball in the house thing also go for adults? 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4102 Please, no home runs. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4103 Only one is wearing a mask. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4104 Hey! Is this the kitchen?... Tell Lefty to put down his whisk and warm up . 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
4105 Sorry. Not today. I'm umping from home. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4106 Looks like it's going to be a breaking ball, high and inside. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4107 yeah, the date was nice ... and afterwards he was a perfect gentleman and only tried to get to second base 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
4108 Still zero to zero and a lot of bunting, Martha. 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
4109 Honey, I understand the new TV has 3D, UD and MLB but there is a real game in our living room! 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
4110 Right now, this is the best seat in the house for watching baseball. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
4111 That's a balk! 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4112 This is a really nice gesture, but I'm a Mets fan 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
4113 Yeah, we’re still shut in, but he’s pitching a shutout. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
4114 We do what we can. Next they are going to cut my hair. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4115 Yes I know we're still supposed to shelter in place, but I can't go to the bathroom when a runner is on third... 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4116 I DO listen to your feelings about it, Harold. I just disagree. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4117 I think he's calling for the slider. Can you hear me? Is the earpiece still working? 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4118 What are you gonna do, have them play in your living room?! 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4119 And it’s a homer. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4120 Kitty and I don't think this is a good idea. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
4121 I'm sorry, can you speak up? It's a home game today. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4122 No more! What I actually said was " I billed it" 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
4123 It's my fault. I told them they could do whatever as long as they didn't walk all over this house in shoes. 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
4124 We’ll take some peanuts and crackerjacks , please. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4125 Unfortunately only the catcher is wearing a mask 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4126 The team as a whole is still in working order but my pitcher's throw is kind of lopsided. If you ccould send someone over to have a look that would be great. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4127 Hey hun, the TV's doing that thing again. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4128 Guys, since we've been on lockdown I've become more spiritual. In particular, I've been praying for this game to end. 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
4129 They tried "virtual spring training". It didn't work. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
4130 The ghosts of the old baseball field I built the house over are back. Wanna come watch the game? 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
4131 Quarantine has really shifted the sports paradigm. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4132 Yeah, well let me tell you, polyamory isn't all its cracked up to be. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
4133 Top of the ninth. I’ll call you back. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4134 It's the eighth inning, and I'm praying for a no-hitter. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4135 yes, the boys are doing fine 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
4136 He just fouled a splitter into the garage. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4137 I never did like home team advantage! 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4138 No, probably another splitter. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4139 This is virus baseball, the beers are cheaper but you the game is played in your living room 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4140 Gotta go mom, it's opening day of the Quarantine League" 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4141 Well, it's root root root for the home team. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4142 ...I don't mind, but I do fear his curve ball. 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
4143 Go ahead! Knock it out of the window! 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
4144 At least the batters haven't gotten a hit. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4145 I gave him the bunt sign. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4146 You know . . . just stayin' safe at home . . . like everybody else. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4147 This is a little too home run friendly. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4148 You've given new meaning to 'home field advantage'. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4149 It's good to be home. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4150 It's not a home run if the ball is still inside the home, bud. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
4151 Where's your mask? 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
4152 Hold on a minute, I have a play to call.... 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4153 Really, my only issue is the damn organ music, especially during night games. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4154 He says being in the house makes it a Home Run. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4155 I can’t believe I forgot my glove. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
4156 Unaware of the situation, she didn't even bat an eye. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4157 Harry's making the most of the stay-at-home order. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4158 Please, Lord ... a strike-out looking! 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4159 Hello? Yes, I'm calling about your glass windows. I'll be needing one by the seventh inning stretch. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4160 Why record? Who cares about inside baseball? 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4161 I can't talk right now, it's the bottom of the month. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4162 Covid19 - entertainment! 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4163 High and inside. This is a recreational state. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4164 Welcome back for the third inning in game one of a twinight doubleheader between the Detroit Netflix Sox and the Boston Breadmakers 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
4165 Bob's trying to steal home again. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4166 I have to go soon—I'm the next to pitch in our Zoom meeting. 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
4167 That's not what I meant when I said go steal home base. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
4168 Hello, MLB? 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4169 I know the windows are stormproof but......? 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4170 Bottom of the 9th score tied, Harriet is about ready to shoot herself! 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4171 1st base is the lamp, 2nd the picasso, 3rd is Moms knee 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4172 Home-stadiuming turns out to be a tricky good time during the pandemic. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
4173 Actually, it is not as good as 5G. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4174 It’s starting to get a little foul in here. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4175 Sure Margaret, when they round second and get to third, I’ll be sure to cross the living room and log on to that zoom meeting. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
4176 Haven’t I told you guys not to play in the living room? 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4177 Yeah, we're all at home now. 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
4178 Have to call you back. Just went into extra innings—no way I'm missing this. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4179 I guess during the pandemic everyone's on the home team. 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
4180 Yes, we're ready for a home run. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4181 Unveiled during the COVID-19 epidemic, Major League Baseball's home delivery service was met with mixed reviews. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4182 It's the only way I can think of to get to "first base"during the pandemic. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4183 You are NOT social distancing. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4184 Sandra, self-quarantining is affecting my husband. Now, he thinks he's playing baseball. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4185 Don’t you dare spit. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4186 "Best three out of five? Home and home? 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4187 I'd like to order, a hot dog, a bag of peanuts, and a beer. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4188 Dad, calm down and stop shouting. Yes, I am on the couch - and yes, I just got to third base. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4189 Don't worry, a hit to the back bedroom will count as a home run. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4190 Bottom of the 9th, the score is tied and couches loaded. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
4191 Hello Houston?...Fastball, low and inside. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4192 Resuming baseball begins with a single fan. 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
4193 Have you guys considered Poker? 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4194 Oh, yes, the game's on. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4195 Yes! In my living room. They must be Dodgers. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4196 This VOOM is so realistic. It's like being there. 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
4197 Can’t you wait until Phase 2? 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4198 Remember, it's only inside the house home-runs that count. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4199 I don't think the squatter should be having people over either, but he promised me no one would steal. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4200 I can’t believe he brought a cat into the house. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4201 Ever since this Covid thing started, I’ve been playing third base instead of first. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
4202 Virtual reality isn't picking up on that pine tar, seriously! 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4203 Don't worry, Mom. As I understand the rules I'm 'safe'." 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4204 Two out bottom of the 9th. I’ll call you back. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4205 Ball 3 Strike 2, 1 out Pitchout and throw to 3rd? 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4206 I know they want to get the season in , but this is ridiculous. 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
4207 Look who’s stealing the signs. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4208 I want them out. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4209 I made them promise there'd be no spitting. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
4210 Can I call you back? I have hot dogs grilling in the outfield.” 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4211 Yup, I'm calling in the relief 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4212 Kid:home run Mom:you broke the window Quarantined baseball 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4213 It's baseball's answer to social distancing. They bring the game to you. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4214 I know, Madge, I'm having vidid dreams too! WHO's on first, Fauci at bat, bottom of the 9th, and Trump strikes them out. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4215 Sally suddenly realizes that it is curtains for keeping her living room furniture unbroken. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4216 I'll be over after this inning 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4217 Honey, How many times have I told you not to play in the house! 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4218 But the rules say that only the catcher has to wear a mask. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4219 And to think I thought "build it and they shall come" was just an expression. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
4220 That uncertain and uneasy place in baseball. Thanks pandemic. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4221 Dad should be home any second now. 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
4222 Mom, I need a plate that can’t be broken. 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
4223 I hope he doesn’t bunt! 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
4224 I feel like I'm right in the middle of all the action. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4225 The MLB was serious about all games being played local this season. 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
4226 It's not football . . . give me another clue? 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
4227 Take two and hit to right. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4228 I know I ordered a battery, but I wanted double A not just A. 1.2097 0.06951 62 53 5 4
4229 How is it on your end? 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
4230 He can call you back after he's done practicing his inside pitch. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4231 No, I haven’t gotten up yet. 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
4232 Hello, MLB? You need to re-open, stat! 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4233 Hello? Hello? Can you deliver a hot dog, a large popcorn and a beer? 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4234 2 to 1 Yankees, bottom of the second. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4235 It's the bottom of the ninth. I'll call you back. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
4236 I'll knock the ball and the virus out of the house! 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4237 Is the lefty in the kitchen warmed yet? 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4238 I only paid $250 for my field-level seat. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4239 I'll post a stream when they sumo wrestle. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
4240 The good news is baseball is back in Brooklyn. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4241 After this inning, I'll take the dog for a balk. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4242 I guess I can't complain. Last week they tried horseracing. 1.2097 0.05212 62 49 13 0
4243 They're calling it their stay at home plate order. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4244 Come on over! I've got amazing seats for the home game. 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
4245 I think you misunderstood me when I said 'a diamond is a girl's best friend...' 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4246 He's throwing nothing but inside fastballs. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4247 I did not picture this when he said he would try and get to third base if we went back to my apartment... 1.2097 0.06560 62 52 7 3
4248 My team’s playing at home today. 1.2097 0.05697 62 50 11 1
4249 No score yet but it's only the bottom of the 3rd. 1.2097 0.06143 62 51 9 2
4250 Don't worry, mom. It's the bottom of the ninth, two outs and no balls and two strikes. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4251 They're playing corona ball. 1.2090 0.05004 67 53 14 0
4252 By the time quarantine is over, we’ll all be in the MLB. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
4253 Believe me. If you build it, they will come. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4254 Swing for The Kitchen..!! 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4255 Jake says we're not counting the days, we're making each day count. 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4256 I took them up on their offer to season ticket holders since the regular schedule was canceled. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4257 I know Marge. He thinks it is a challenge to reach home base. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4258 Call back. He's catching a game right now. 1.2090 0.05839 67 55 10 2
4259 I said "Why not WATCH A League of Their Own" and they heard "Why not START A League of Their Own." 1.2090 0.05438 67 54 12 1
4260 Wow, these new T.V.'s. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
4261 That last pitch was just a little bit inside. 1.2090 0.06214 67 56 8 3
4262 Since I can’t go outside, I decided to bring the baseball game to me 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
4263 They thought they were in the home stretch 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
4264 Reaching the third base of quarantine. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
4265 But he said this is how you do a fantasy league. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
4266 Red Sam came in and told his wife to quit lounging on the counter and hurry up with these people’s order. His khaki trousers reached just to his hip bones and his stomach hung over them like a sack of meal swaying under his shirt. He came over and sat down at a table nearby and let out a combination sigh and yodel. “You can’t win,” he said. “You can’t win,” and he wiped his sweating red face off with a gray handkerchief. “These days you don’t know who to trust,” he said. “Ain’t that the truth?” 1.2063 0.06848 63 54 5 4
4267 Our seats aren’t on the third base line. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
4268 Hey Batter, Batter! Time for some quarantine ball! Mom, you play umpire from the couch... 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
4269 Hello 911? Only one of them is wearing a mask. Send help! 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
4270 Do you deliver chewing tobacco? 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
4271 Oh my gosh, they aren't wearing masks 1.2063 0.06848 63 54 5 4
4272 ...with mustard only, and some peanuts and Cracker Jack. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
4273 Pro sports rerun to White House ! 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
4274 He’s about to make a grave error. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
4275 Baseball is trying to take cost out of restarting the season. 1.2063 0.06848 63 54 5 4
4276 I’m hoping for an outside pitch 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
4277 Calling in the signals. 1.2063 0.05139 63 50 13 0
4278 Hello,CDC? What inning is this? My cat is out of litter. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
4279 C'mon, Mrs. Sadler. Don't make us go back in there. They just want to talk about computer systems." 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
4280 Gotta go—it's game night. 1.2063 0.06054 63 52 9 2
4281 Frank promised he'd give me a big diamond when he got a raise ... but that was before COVID-19. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
4282 Did I tell you we have home field advantage? 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
4283 Well, I persuaded them to stop spitting tobacco juice on the Berber carpet-- the threat of Rona's done that much for me, anyway. 1.2063 0.05616 63 51 11 1
4284 No, nothing's really changed since quarantine. How about you? 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
4285 All of a sudden, the hotdogs taste better. 1.2063 0.06463 63 53 7 3
4286 Strike two, and the bases are loaded. 1.2059 0.06130 68 57 8 3
4287 & I said . . . 1.2055 0.06156 73 62 7 4
4288 Guys,this new Shroom VR thing is a-ma-zing. 1.2055 0.05839 73 61 9 3
4289 Can I call you back? I'm with a piece of string 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
4290 I’ll call you back during the 7th-inning stretch. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4291 Watch out for the bunt. 1.2031 0.06370 64 54 7 3
4292 The only way dad will make it to my ballgame. 1.2031 0.05069 64 51 13 0
4293 What? Oh, no, I wasn’t calling you a broken ladder. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4294 This is how they get around my refund? 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4295 Things have been getting a little too inside baseball around here 1.2031 0.06748 64 55 5 4
4296 Yes, Mr. Brewsky, our sales team is here pitching from home. 1.2031 0.05968 64 53 9 2
4297 As long as no one tries to steal home, I'll be okay. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4298 Yeah, it does sound pretty much like inside baseball. 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4299 Didn't I tell you that if you built this condo, they would come? 1.2031 0.05537 64 52 11 1
4300 I'm just calling to let you know they've decided to work from home. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
4301 Barbera I’ve gotta go get dinner ready, Steve is almost home ! 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4302 Root, root, root for the home team. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4303 Start recording honey, this one’s going on sportscenter’s Instagram 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
4304 Putting the home in home run 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
4305 Is this in the script? 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
4306 Margaret I gotta go, it’s a full count and I need to see if the first base coach is 6 feet away. 1.2000 0.07051 60 52 4 4
4307 Hello Comcast, the input signal on second base isn’t working 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
4308 If you miss this strike you have to do the dishes. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4309 [bullpen phone ringing] “Hey get the lefty warm right now...” 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4310 It’s the top of the ninth and it’s getting good, lemme call you back 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4311 Yeah, I’m just waiting for dance cam to come on! 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
4312 The only thing that’s changed is I’m striking out at home more 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
4313 Just doing the sports lesson now 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4314 Bamsebal 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4315 Are these box seats? 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4316 they say don't do this at home... but quarantine got me like... 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4317 Well this came out of left field. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4318 I was worried at first, but it's been nothing but strikeouts. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4319 Well.. of course I'm watching.. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4320 'The Home Team' . 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4321 Wait, wait, I am fairly certain it has to be something with “ball” in it. You said no to handball, didn’t like volleyball, man - charades is getting harder and harder ... can I have just one more hint??? 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
4322 Yes, we're also playing lots of games as a family during quarantine 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4323 No, he's not here at the moment. But he should be sliding home soon. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4324 The guy who bangs the drum is on break 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4325 Get me a warm beer, cold hot dog, and bring my glove. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4326 Time for the designated hitter! 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
4327 'Hey Kelly, Coyle is pitching on my 3-D tv again! 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4328 He's about to flatten that curve. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4329 Warm up the handsome pitcher 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4330 If you hurry, you can make it home before the 7th inning stretch. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
4331 Mom, I think it's important to support him in his interests... at least through the 3rd inning 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4332 Yeah, we're adapting to the quarantine. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4333 3 Strikes and You are Out of Here for Good! 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
4334 Three strikes and you're cleaning the dishes. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4335 Don't worry honey, it's a Nerf ball. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4336 I might let him get to third base. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4337 Dr. Phil? What should I do? My family 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
4338 Not the knuckleball again! 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4339 Remember when I said I would do anything for live sports again? 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4340 I just heard a trashcan bang. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
4341 The third base coach needs to move further away from the batter. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4342 The boys really miss sports... 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4343 Blanche, lemme call you back. It's third down and inches in the ninth. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4344 You’ll have to excuse me, Jayne, this next pitch could decide the game 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4345 I’m pretty sure they need to move the fences in too. 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
4346 I used to complain about ESPN 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4347 It’s a surprise for the boys. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
4348 To keep things in perspective during the lockdown, I decided to remind myself what boring really looks like. 1.2000 0.07051 60 52 4 4
4349 Let's get the left-hander ready to face the next batter. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4350 It didn't matter if it was the bottom of the ninth or not because his mother was loaded. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
4351 I'm doing the podcast. ESPN has the TV rights. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4352 Yes, this game is on ESPN2 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4353 This just in from the other side of the glass ceiling (read: window) - Men continue play the game while women continue to watch. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4354 Can you hold for a minute? Only one more out 'till the 7th inning stretch. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
4355 Yes, we have all the PPE we need over here. 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
4356 When can we have spectators? 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
4357 The boys are combining spring training and self quarantining. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
4358 I might pinch hit in the bottom of the two thousand fifth. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
4359 What do you mean, the Home Base package doesn't include popcorn? 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
4360 The boys? Yea, they’re out. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4361 Yea,Nancy. The boys are taking the opening of the season into their own hands. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4362 Got it, Marge. curveball low and outside. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4363 You really can get anything delivered these days. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4364 Yep, every day, five hours, they don't move. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4365 I'm on third. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4366 Okay, I do have the best seat in the house, but still... 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
4367 911, yes, they’re stealing home. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4368 Yes, he got me a large diamond - a bit too showy. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4369 Wow, he’s got the look. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4370 It's play ball or go batty! 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4371 They're in extra innings but I'll send your husband home after this next out. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4372 Now you’re stealing our home too? 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
4373 We don’t have enough family members, so the hamper is playing left field. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4374 I've got stay at home orders but am stuck on third base. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4375 Every run counts as a home run 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4376 "At first I wasn't sure about having the whole team here, but it's been a work from home run 1.2000 0.05000 65 52 13 0
4377 Nothing-nothing, top of the first, your father at bat, uncle Charlie pitching, your brother catching. No balls, no strikes, no outs, no men on base, no infield, no outfield, no umpire. I'll call again when the game's over. 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
4378 Boss on the other end of the line: "Wow, sounds like you're in the middle of a baseball field." Lady on the phone: "No, just in my living room." 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4379 I’d like to order two hot dogs and a beer. Great - And when you get to the door you can just throw them at me. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4380 Bitchhhhh this lsd HITS! I’m seeing a baseball game in my living room right now deadass. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4381 The four of us have antibodies! 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4382 The cat got off the bullseye cushion. Should I be worried? 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4383 I was gonna watch the Yankees play the Red Sox - what're you up to? 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
4384 We're expecting a record number of in-the-park home runs. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4385 Bottom of the 9th month, 2 and 2 no outs. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
4386 Ralph's up. Can I call you later? 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4387 And, if I didn't know better, I'd say the parakeet is stealing signs. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4388 It was nice for the first few innings, but we finished our anniversary dinner and they're still here. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4389 Mom, I'll have to call you back - the count is 3-2, the score is tied, and my cat just threw up behind the sofa.... 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4390 No, i said they're balking in the living room 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
4391 Don't worry I've seen this curve ball before 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4392 ...Yes, they told me stealing home is legal... 1.2000 0.05460 65 53 11 1
4393 Quarantine: Day 67. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
4394 I don't think this is what "inside baseball" means. 1.2000 0.05208 60 48 12 0
4395 When Sam bragged about a "home" run little did we know... 1.2000 0.06638 60 51 6 3
4396 The pull hitters are wreaking havoc on the window treatments. 1.2000 0.05883 65 54 9 2
4397 Yeah, two strikes… No, I don't know why he refuses to bunt 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4398 No, I've seen George try to hit a curveball. I feel pretty safe. 1.2000 0.05724 60 49 10 1
4399 We watched NBA all morning, then tonight it's NFL. 1.2000 0.06198 60 50 8 2
4400 Why is that pitcher so close? 1.1970 0.05385 66 54 11 1
4401 Home run 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4402 They didn’t have a pandemic Brady Bunch episode about when there’s no option other than to play ball in the house 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4403 Opening Day 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4404 I thought we dodged this season. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4405 Their fantasy sports are starting to get in the way of my stories, Dianne 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4406 I’m just happy to have sports back 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4407 I know. The black cat couldn’t make it. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4408 How may I run home? 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4409 We're hoping it's the bottom of the ninth! 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4410 Call me old fashioned, but I still like having a home line 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4411 When’s the team’s next road trip? 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4412 ...and I still don’t want to watch it 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4413 Gotta go. McNamara just came to bat and McNamara is pitching. No, the catcher’s from next door. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4414 You can’t sit on the couch and shake me off. If you want to catch, strap on the gear! 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4415 I think they were trying to stick to the 'no fans' policy. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4416 I don’t think I can talk Karen out of a noise complaint this time... 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4417 ...Yeah, the seats are great, but the concession stand never has anything I’d want to eat 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4418 Well if I can’t watch baseball, hiring the landscapers to play in the living room will have to do 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4419 Oh wow, my virtual background is baseball 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4420 Strikes on Life 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4421 This one's going right out the front door. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4422 Just catch the ball, not the virus 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4423 It was always ‘no playing ball in the living room,’ and yeah, the second I got my own place that was the first rule to go. 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
4424 I just called to say home run 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4425 you will not believe what your government pay out will buy you these days. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4426 I just love my new TV Phyllis. It even smells like I’m at the game 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4427 Yeah, we need some relief. Carpenter. 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
4428 Hi, I'd like to place an order for peanuts, Cracker Jacks and four face masks. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4429 I'm about ready for my seventh inning stretch. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4430 Bring in the southpaw from the bathroom bullpen ! 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4431 Tell the reliever to start loosening up. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4432 What wine goes with a home run? 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4433 Taking 'fake it till you make it' to a whole other level. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4434 Mom, the cat’s about to steal home. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4435 I'll have to call you back. We're two out. But Kitty just clawed back third base. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4436 Home run, he says.' 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
4437 I usually root for the home team, but lately they've been hogging the wifi. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4438 Let me call you back. It’s 3 and 2 and I’m really tense. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4439 I know, I’m sorry. When they said a “bubble” I didn’t realize it meant this! 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4440 Doesn't yours bring work home? 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4441 George wants to get to third base with me. 1.1967 0.06942 61 53 4 4
4442 Could you please stop blocking the TV? I'm trying to watch the game. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4443 ...and Darrel Jeter stops by 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4444 The catcher gave the signal for the pitcher to bring the heat. Pass it on. 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
4445 Please leave the Peanuts and Cracker Jacks at the front door!" 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4446 Well, the catcher is no good at social distancing, and they all need a haircut, but other than that spring training is going great! 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4447 I can’t leave— I’m the designated sitter. 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
4448 I should get going. Steve will be heading home any minute now. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4449 Anyone! Just get me anyone down there who won’t flatten his damn curve! 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
4450 Hello? Hi Mary, no, they couldn't use the park because of the virus, so... 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4451 Yes Helen, the uniforms clash, but I did insist that there be no spitting. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4452 I'm going to have to call you back, we're in the middle of Spring training. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4453 Heeeeere's the pitch 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4454 Yeah, it's really getting foul in here with 3 pent-up fellas. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4455 Watch this inside pitch 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
4456 It's like they say, not all home runs are created equal 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
4457 You know, you'll have to shave when the Yankees reopen spring training 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4458 Tell Casey we are not waiting on him. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4459 No, the runner IS first base 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4460 I’m on first. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4461 Tell Johnson to start warming up - we're in a tight spot here. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4462 When I said "bring it home" I didn't think they'd take me seriously 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4463 Can I call you back during the 7th inning stretch? Mike's working on a no-hitter. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4464 No, third base coach for the Social Distance All Stars. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4465 The baseball is ok, i guess. I just can't wait for the housecleaners to come back and see if they can get the tobacco stains out of the rug 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4466 If I have to hear, “And he hits another Corooooona Run!” one more time...” 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4467 I thought I was ordering a board game! 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4468 Somehow sign stealing seems off their radar at the moment. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4469 Oh, you know, boys will be boys. But I've moved all the good crystal to the other parlor. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4470 It's the top of the 4th: 5 broken windows, 2 smashed doors, and the back wall is history. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4471 I wish they didn't wear cleats. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4472 This game has gone viral 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
4473 And this one guy won't stop banging on my trash can! 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4474 Let me call you back, I’m on deck. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4475 And then Ed's in the kitchen banging a pot like a damn fool. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4476 The contract negotiation was tough, but they settled for five hours of screen time a day and pizza for dinner at least once a week. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4477 I said No to kayaking. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4478 In hindsight, I should have put off re-seeding the lawn until after spring training. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4479 HOME: 1 0 2 0 0 2 0 1 0 ... HOME 2 0 2 0 2 1 1 2 ... 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4480 Game Suspended 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4481 ... and the best part is I don’t have to spend twenty bucks for a hot dog, fries and a soda. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4482 The cat's just waiting for him to throw a hairball. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4483 No infield hits 1.1967 0.06942 61 53 4 4
4484 Guys, you’re scaring the cat. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4485 What makes them think, they can shelter in my place, says Kitty the Cat? 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4486 Lenny's idea to reopen MLB 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4487 Spring fever is about to hit. 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
4488 We're just obeying the stay at home order! 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4489 They're fine unless one of them spits. 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
4490 Yes, I’ve tried restarting the VR headset. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4491 No worries, Alice, we are down by four in the bottom of the eighth but our cat Astro is stealing signs again. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4492 Yes, I said six feet, not sixty. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4493 When does he get back from KFC? 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4494 Not yet, I haven't even got to second base. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4495 You should see Ted throw a baseball ball! 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4496 1 hit on furniture and fittings and your all "out " 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4497 Please go opposite field... 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4498 I ordered pizza with everything. What next? 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4499 ”Yes Jules....Being a branch manager here was a minor league move....” 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4500 Hi, is this Balls and Strikes? Good; they told me to call you. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4501 I might let him get to second base but not in the living room. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4502 I told you we should have more children. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4503 Four peanuts and four cracker jacks, please. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4504 Wait! We're not keeping social distancing! 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4505 no fans allowed! 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4506 I've rigged my suicide to look like an accident. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4507 Sorry, gotta run. They said no fans. 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
4508 Hi, I'd like to order two scoops of ice cream in a miniature helmet. Yes, for delivery. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4509 Boys, the season doesn’t start until the President throws out the first pitch. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4510 Hello? I ordered spring *cleaning* 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4511 When I said bring it all back home, I didn't mean this! 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4512 Bottom of the ninth, two outs, dishwasher’s not loaded 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4513 I have the power to dismiss all who don’t understand maleria 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4514 At least this way I get the couch. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4515 I can't believe that we're still doing this. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4516 Throw at his groin . He might leave me alone for a night . 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
4517 Sure I can talk. I’m on third, but this guy can’t hit. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4518 Only the catcher gets a mask. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4519 All together now, 'Take me in to the ballgame...' 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4520 Home schooling recess 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4521 Hey! Put masks on. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4522 I don't get the "missing sports" thing. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4523 I'm advising him to cover all of his bases. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4524 Caronavirus or not, season starts in July. We need to be ready. 1.1967 0.05639 61 50 10 1
4525 I'd like N.B.A. season tickets as well. 1.1967 0.05132 61 49 12 0
4526 You ARE the TV, Darling. 1.1967 0.06537 61 52 6 3
4527 Remember that blind baseball team I told you about? Well they're in my living room again. 1.1967 0.06105 61 51 8 2
4528 I dont know if Im imagining the whole thing, but I began to worry when I saw the cat wanted to pinch hit 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4529 We all wish this were over but I am afraid it is just the top of the second inning. 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
4530 Same old... What are YOUR three dads up to? 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4531 There isn’t as much spit in the dugout as I thought there’d be. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4532 Evelyn, this is the last time I let Carl clean up. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4533 Is this really how the 2020 World Series is going to pan out? 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4534 I got a seat right next to third base. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4535 Mildred, they’ve been in the apartment way too long...they don’t understand the hits are all home runs. 1.1935 0.05058 62 50 12 0
4536 When does the DMT kick in? 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4537 Mr. Caray? Buy me some peanuts and Cracker Jack...I don't care if I ever come back 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4538 Hi, Maria. Could you help me re-order the vase? ... Yes, it arrived yesterday. But please order another one. 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4539 Hello, I'd like to report a stolen base. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4540 Janice quickly realized that America’s pastime simply wasn’t hers. 1.1935 0.06014 62 52 8 2
4541 This is not the place for assault or battery. 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
4542 No,Marge, I can’t make it.Gilbert and his friends have decided to reenact every World Series game played since 1998, and I‘m the only reliever. 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
4543 How much longer is this work from home run going to last? 1.1935 0.05557 62 51 10 1
4544 Hello, Guinness World Records ? I would like to apply for the 'most boring living room on the planet' category. 1.1935 0.06438 62 53 6 3
4545 Are you watchin’ this game? 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
4546 I want to play a nice, clean game. Who sanitized the ball? 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
4547 No, it's another Home game. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
4548 Watch the coronavirus come at me 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
4549 Hi Betsy. Hey,that "Baseball Live" app you sent me REALLY WORKS!! 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
4550 They're at the top of the eighth, I'm at the end of my wits. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
4551 I'm just hoping Kevin doesn't throw his bat. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
4552 Dude! I made it to 3rd base, but it's not what you think. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
4553 Yeah, Stan loves his new VR glasses. I just wish he'd stop throwing fruit. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
4554 I know, right?! You really can get anything delivered now. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
4555 Yeah I’m watching right now.....Hubbie is at bat, junior is getting ready for the pitch and kitty is in the couch field. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
4556 Dear Corona, you owe me new windows. Working from home doesn't work here. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
4557 Tie game. Bottom of the ninth. Two out. Cat's on third. 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
4558 Quarantine baseball with friends 1.1930 0.06827 57 49 5 3
4559 Hundred bucks says you can't hit mom's urn again! 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
4560 ..is this a symptom? 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
4561 Everyone’s home, but I’m technically on third. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
4562 Nope, all home games. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4563 This 'working from home' is about to be thrown a curveball. 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
4564 I’m telling you, one more strike and they’re all out! 1.1930 0.06352 57 48 7 2
4565 I'm just glad you're not wearing cleats. 1.1930 0.05838 57 47 9 1
4566 « Quarantine’s fine in the White House, they just created a new game called « base fake news ball » 1.1923 0.05180 78 65 11 2
4567 I shouldn’t have asked him to describe his sex life 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
4568 Unless you're pitching new windows, we're not interested. 1.1918 0.05033 73 60 12 1
4569 The Rich Life: you don't have to always go out to spend money, you can also spend them on a broken windowpane after having fun inside. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
4570 Throw em ye ole dark one...in a dark time and at a dark moment. If he hits it we know the end is nigh. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
4571 Yeah Dave played a little baseball in college 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
4572 Mom, the subscription to the sports magazine just arrived. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
4573 Everyone started screaming, “Go home,” and he’s been like this ever since 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
4574 It is not just a game, it is life itself 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
4575 Fields of Bad Dreams 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
4576 It’s either this or marble racing. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
4577 Whoa, hold on. We've got to measure again. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
4578 Hey, it's from your agent. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
4579 Oh, my God. I forgot to turn off the security cameras He knows what’s coming. Step off! Step off! 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
4580 All's well. He was safe at home. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
4581 I'm struggling to tell the difference between fantasy and reality. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
4582 They're wearing the strangest gloves and masks I've ever seen! 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
4583 Who's on first? I don't know 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
4584 Yes Jan, he's been able to work from home. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
4585 This isn't what I meant by fourth base, Terry. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
4586 You're all groundered. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
4587 It's 3-2 with a man on third.. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
4588 I miss the Budweiser Clydesdales, but that would be silly. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
4589 How to hit two pain(e)s with one ball. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
4590 Hello Commissioner? No fans will be fine. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
4591 Toss us a dozen ballpark franks, roasted peanuts, and enough pilsners to last all day.” 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
4592 I said I want to field a CALL, not a BALL! 1.1897 0.06716 58 50 5 3
4593 I bought a ticket and these guys showed up for a 'home game'. 1.1897 0.05193 58 47 11 0
4594 He asked if I was excited about having more "home" games... 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
4595 Who's at home plate? They're ALL home plate. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
4596 ...and the worst part is they're definitely not six feet apart. 1.1897 0.05746 58 48 9 1
4597 Yes Mother, the count here is still 3 to 1. 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
4598 They thought they would have better chances at a home run 1.1875 0.06425 48 40 7 1
4599 No ball IN or OUT of the house 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
4600 guys i’m on the phone 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
4601 We shouldn’t have decided to get a divorce during quarantine. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
4602 That’s what I said, Karen. Rollie Fingers! 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
4603 Forget the strikes. Break a window and you're OUT 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
4604 This gives a whole new meaning to "inside baseball" 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
4605 Sorry, I’ll call you back. The cat is pawing at the garbage bin for some reason 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
4606 Yeh, the new HD TV was worth every penny. Feels so close they should be wearing masks. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
4607 Don’t play ball out of the house 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
4608 I’ll sit and watch, but I am NOT doing the wave. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
4609 Jimmy? Remember baseball's Alou brothers? You're not going to believe this... 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
4610 I guess whatever I hit is a home run 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
4611 It appears that the boys don’t understand the “stay home, stay safe” idea... just hope there is no foul ball ok? 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
4612 The home team uniforms have relaxed dramatically in the last few months 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
4613 Sammy says, this this time a corked bat is allowed... 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
4614 If only the Wilpons had sold... 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
4615 People ask me what I do during a Pandemic when there’s no baseball. I’ll tell you what I do. I scrimmage inside my apartment with family until there’s a vaccine.” With acknowledgments to Rogers Hornsby 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
4616 They really miss their sports. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
4617 Turns out Mittens is their MVP, he’s stealing bases like a pro! 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
4618 Works out 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
4619 And he is safe with a home run! 1.1864 0.07038 59 52 3 4
4620 Yeah, apparently this is part of some new government program 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
4621 It’s still cheaper then the YES network and Optimum triple play cable” @bigbyrd1 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
4622 bottom of the Covid19th! 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
4623 we used to have a strict ‘no running in the house’ policy, but since the pandemic we’ve had to make some concessions... 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
4624 ' Yes, we are doing a lot of DIY these days ' 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
4625 He says he actually prefers working from home 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
4626 Room Service? Yes, could you send a trash can to the Houston Suite please? 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
4627 Please strike him out. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
4628 I’d like to order a hot dog and a light beer...and some milk for my cat. Do you accept bitcoin? 1.1864 0.07038 59 52 3 4
4629 Please allow sports to continue during lockdown! 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
4630 Start getting the left-hander warmed up. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
4631 CoronaBall....where every play is a HOME RUN! 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
4632 If you ask me, these new TVs are a little TOO realistic. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
4633 Let's just hope the spitting ban holds. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
4634 Yes dad, that was me. I got to throw the first pitch and they even agreed to a full kitchen renovation. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
4635 Back up to the dining room if you want the curve to bend. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
4636 It's still a bigger crowd than at Tropicana Field. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
4637 Hernandez looks in, and... excuse me, could all the color commentators please go on mute? 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
4638 I'd like to order a hot dog and cracker jacks. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
4639 3-2. Bottom of the 9th. Tie game. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
4640 Stop banging the trashcan!! 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
4641 I don't know Mom, I'm not sure I feel "safer at home." 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
4642 Yeah, his stuff's great. Throws a 93 mile an hour slider, and his off-speed is glacial. I mean, I'm talking Bugs Bunny shit. He'll make guys' heads spin if you need two Ks in the 9th. Problem is his facial hair — it's not stupid enough. 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
4643 Yes...it is a bit inconvenient, but I have a great seat - and free hot dogs 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
4644 It's the last half of the ninth, two outs, the score is tied, man on first, three balls, two strikes. What are you doing? 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
4645 John's office had spare 2020 season tickets. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
4646 I told you guys; No ball in the house. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
4647 It was bad enough when they just got drunk watching it on television! 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
4648 Gotta go--I'm playing third base. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
4649 I’d say he’s sitting Dead Red so the change up is the way to go. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
4650 Anything over the fireplace is an out! 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
4651 It's the bottom of Tuesday. The count is 843 balls , 672 strikes. Nobody's out. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
4652 Same old same old--my husband has the cat stealing signs. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
4653 There's been a mix-up with my order. I wanted single-A batteries. Plural. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
4654 Spike, right now, five hundred gets you a scout seat in my apartment, use any entrance or exit you want. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
4655 Hi, quick question: what is an umpire? 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
4656 I know I've always said "No ball games in the house" but now the park's closed, where else are they going to play? 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
4657 Ya see me on TV? I got to throw out the first pitch. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
4658 Run home $*&* 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
4659 Look John, when I said I wanted to go to second base with you, this isn't what I meant ... 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
4660 Sorry, I have to sign off--the game is back live. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
4661 I Think next time there's a home game, I'll be up in the attic." 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
4662 The boys of summer are back. Unfortunately, they're in my living room. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
4663 It's baseball season here in our living room. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
4664 I'll get that recipe for you in a minute, Helen-- the seventh-inning stretch is coming up. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
4665 Don't worry, I hid the trash can. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
4666 I don't care what their contract says. I"m not paying a million bucks per player just to have them break a lamp in my living room! 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
4667 It's less expensive than a front row seat and the only down side is that I can't get to the bathroom until the inning ends 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
4668 Hello, Third Base, how may I help you? 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
4669 Because they have a better record at home than on the road. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
4670 Bathroom's a foul ball, kitchen's a homer 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
4671 The odd man out 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
4672 My designer really threw me a curveball here. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
4673 These nightmares are getting way too real! 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
4674 Every time the trash gets picked up I question the sanctity of the game. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
4675 ...a few broken windows but less destructive than last week's quarantine NASCAR. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
4676 They tried to Zoom the game but needed the computer for home plate. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
4677 He hasn't even gotten to first base, yet. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
4678 When Mom finds out, you're all getting a Home Run! 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
4679 Don't worry - he never hits to third base. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
4680 I asked my boyfriend for a diamond and he threw me a curve ball. 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
4681 Put me down for $100 on the home team. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
4682 It's the bottom of the ninth inning, tie game, men are in the foyer and dining room. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
4683 Home base. 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
4684 That's not 6 feet! 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
4685 Oh, nothing, really, Mabel, just some friends over for hot-dogs. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
4686 I'll call you back latter, it's the bottom of the ninth and the home team is pitching. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
4687 Not much, how’s it going over at your place?” Don Dechman Austin T 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
4688 That’s so inside baseball. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
4689 Uncle Dave is looking, he waves off the sign from Cousin Bob, Cousin Jeff scuffs his toe in the carpet … 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
4690 What's the number for "the plays"? I'm supposed to call them. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
4691 Mound seems the wrong distance. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
4692 Yes, I’d like to request a review of this decision. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
4693 I understand the need for sheltering in place, but you can just try to avoid hitting the credenza? 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
4694 Yeah, with barbers closed, they're thinking they'll finally beat the appearance policy. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
4695 The in home on-demand sports package is not what I thought. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
4696 It's even worse that than, Phyllis. They don't have an umpire! 1.1864 0.06609 59 51 5 3
4697 Yes, I'd like to order some protective netting. Can you deliver before the 7th inning stretch? 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
4698 Yeah, it's great ... although the pitcher is having a bit of trouble with his release point. 1.1864 0.06151 59 50 7 2
4699 Excuse me Madge..... NO BATTER, NO BATTER, NO BATTER... 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
4700 Well, you need to call a plumber and tell them to stop using your mother's bathroom as a dugout. Good news is it's 4-3, Mets, bottom of the 5th. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
4701 Now's not a good time, I'm managing a baseball game. 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
4702 Its ESPN they like the idea of indoor baseball at home! 1.1864 0.05657 59 49 9 1
4703 Customer service? My fantasy team just stole home again. 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
4704 I just love home games! 1.1864 0.05114 59 48 11 0
4705 Remember, the lamp is a double but the graduation picture is a grand slam. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
4706 The exterminator said we have to take out the coach or they’ll just retreat to their dugout and demand a rematch. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
4707 It’s always a shame when Mom tips the pitches. 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
4708 yeah, tell the relief pitcher to start getting loose 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
4709 Yeah, but they say they're testing them weekly. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
4710 Is this why they call him the closer? 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
4711 So I told him one more strike and he’s out of here 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
4712 you need to be at least six feet back 1.1833 0.05038 60 49 11 0
4713 He’ll never hit a home-run on me. His mother hates when he runs inside the house. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
4714 I was lucky enough to get a dugout seat. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
4715 No, the 'Stay at Home' order has worked out fine here. It's just getting to first base that's been awkward. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
4716 A ridiculous dream Susan? Jerry’s got forty one homers since quarantine started, honey. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
4717 Honey, could you bring your laundry and dishes down? Oh and bring your glove - there's a lefty on deck. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
4718 I'm stealing signals. 1.1833 0.05570 60 50 9 1
4719 Lucy at her Shindig with Diamondbacks. 1.1833 0.06056 60 51 7 2
4720 Yes, they really miss baseball. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
4721 « How I miss the old « pass the remote! » days... » 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
4722 The house that booze built. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
4723 seriously I can’t handle anymore of these quaran-team sports... 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
4724 He kept complaining about only getting to second base, so I think this might be a good outlet 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
4725 Hon, I’m really not sure how I feel about the new 3D TV.. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
4726 I shouldn't have complained about him working from home. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
4727 Ya, I'm watching the game" 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
4728 Oh please Mom, just 5 more innings? 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
4729 Home plate better not be the Fine China… 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
4730 the Mets play at home 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
4731 And it’s a 6-3-2, we are all losing it at home. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
4732 Margie can you look out your window and see who’s banging on my garbage cans? 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
4733 Dad's shooting his own "Glory Days" video in the living room now. #brucespringsteen 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
4734 We’re Americans, after all. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
4735 What’s cool is every ballpark is unique 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
4736 ‘Oh yeah, Carol! We’re quarantining with Babe Ruth now...No, we read up on Magick’ 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
4737 Hello Mom? You'll never guess who's here....the Boys of Summer! 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
4738 I'd like home delivery of peanuts and cracker jack. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
4739 My son told me that he needed a new battery for his baseball game. 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
4740 Yeah, another home run. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
4741 The results are the same, day after day, safe at home. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
4742 I'm sorry, I can't go to brunch. There's a baseball game that I've been looking forward to watching. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
4743 What? No, it’s still pretty boring. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
4744 Finally, our first home game! 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
4745 I thought we were watching the game at my place? 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
4746 let me call you back,I'm just about to steal home. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
4747 The couch comes with the ten game package. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
4748 It's not a problem. We're using a much smaller garbage can. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
4749 I’m in the lobby on the couch with the cat in the corner. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
4750 Hello, GrubHub? I need four hotdogs." 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
4751 So, this is what they really mean by home game! 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
4752 There's no long ball, Stephanie, but the seats are spectacular! 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
4753 Gotta go now, Casey's at the bat 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
4754 If he's a pull hitter, I'm dead. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
4755 It was cheaper than paying for cable. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
4756 I've just about had it with rooting for the home team". 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
4757 Giving up cable TV was easier than I thought. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
4758 They play better with home field advantage. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
4759 I had higher expectations for the NLCS. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
4760 The real "inner game of baseball" 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
4761 I’ve been watching the home games 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
4762 oh,you mean a typical evening in long island 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
4763 Where's Henry -- fielding? 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
4764 Gotta go Marge, the coach is giving me the signal to steal home. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
4765 This brings new meaning to "Home Game" 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
4766 "Your curveball's just not safe indoors, honey." 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
4767 Guess how many foul balls the national pastime has served up for me? 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
4768 Bottom of the 9th, three men on, one case of beer. 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
4769 Hello.....Get me the Bullpen 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
4770 I'm telling you, there's nothing like watching live sports again 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
4771 Hey Susan, I can't go to the movies today, they needed a third baseman. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
4772 The infield fly rule doesn’t count in the living room 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
4773 We're both working from home right now, let me see if I can get him to take a time out. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
4774 Ground rule double if I get it in the powder room on one bounce. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
4775 Simba sensed day 100 would be different. 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
4776 I think it’s gonna be another change up. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
4777 Miss it, miss it, miss it. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
4778 Low and outside -- and mind the cat...! 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
4779 It's bottom of the ninth and the home team is both winning and losing. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
4780 Never wanted to get out so bad! 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
4781 Bullpen? 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
4782 Home runs are literal now 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
4783 It's progressive baseball, each inning plays in the next house on the block. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
4784 Our downstairs neighbors say they prefer basketball season. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
4785 Sports are back! 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
4786 Unbeknownst to the visiting team, Junior was relaying the signs to Mom. Leg crossed for curve ball. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
4787 No Karen, actually the weirdest thing is the batter has a cat-head for a knee. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
4788 Yeah, They're re-enacting a 1984 Red Sox-Yankee game, I may have to take the ball away soon... 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
4789 We’re sheltering at home plate. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
4790 It was a goose egg until they got a home run. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
4791 Keep it outside, I said. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
4792 Let me call you back. The winner has to vacuum. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
4793 Ok, give me your best pitch. 1.1818 0.05855 55 46 8 1
4794 The ceremonial first pitch bounced before it hit the corner of the rug. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
4795 Come on over, we need a token crowd. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
4796 Only one of them is wearing a mask, Gladys, but I'm not sure it's the right kind of mask. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
4797 It's ok, everything is NERF 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
4798 They're focused on at least getting to third base but all I'm seeing are foul balls. 1.1818 0.06910 55 48 4 3
4799 C'mon! Throw me your best ZOOM! 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
4800 I feel like my life is on hold until after the boys of summer have gone. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
4801 Yes, Frank is still working from home. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
4802 I'm hosting a party and hopefully I'll make it to first base. 1.1818 0.06404 55 47 6 2
4803 Yes, he is threatening me with battery. 1.1818 0.05249 55 45 10 0
4804 Honey come home, I found a way to go to the game during social distancing 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
4805 A lot of trouble to get to first base. 1.1803 0.05486 61 51 9 1
4806 The re-opening season already started in my living room. 1.1803 0.05964 61 52 7 2
4807 He was an all star once, but was recently picked up from waivers by the pandemic league 1.1800 0.06188 50 42 7 1
4808 It’s going to be a home run Karen! 1.1786 0.06793 56 49 4 3
4809 As long as the ball doesn’t head my way 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
4810 The season's back! 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
4811 They return to remind us we live on the spot where Ebbets Field stood. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
4812 I suggested a putting green, but no. 1.1786 0.06297 56 48 6 2
4813 I told them not to play in the house, but who listens to me. Even the Cat is afraid. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
4814 Take it upstairs, boys 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
4815 ...missing the days where making contact got guys new contracts, not contracted. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
4816 I have been asked to call the game as soon as I figure out what is going on. 1.1786 0.05164 56 46 10 0
4817 I never realized how much my family hated each other until COVID-19 forced us to confront our our baseball loyalties. 1.1786 0.05759 56 47 8 1
4818 You said you wanted a can of corn with dinner! 1.1774 0.04891 62 51 11 0
4819 Hitting a homer 1.1774 0.05405 62 52 9 1
4820 Ace and space games be like:- 1.1746 0.05326 63 53 9 1
4821 And the first batter of the season is up....... 1.1746 0.05787 63 54 7 2
4822 He's signaling off-speed, slam the cupboard door! 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
4823 I'd say it's out of left field, but... 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
4824 When I told him to get a hobby, I never expected this! 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
4825 I’m not cheating on you. We’re just having a girl’s night out. 1.1724 0.06571 58 51 4 3
4826 How are we doing?! We are having an immaculate inning and we might just go the distance. 1.1724 0.05003 58 48 10 0
4827 The couch is loaded and Ronald's at batt! 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
4828 Hey Picasso, are you done? 1.1724 0.05575 58 49 8 1
4829 This hits home considering my two year old won’t stop watching The Sandlot! 1.1719 0.04753 64 53 11 0
4830 Ahem, is your garden bust too costly, Gracy? Coz, Matt is on a quarantined home run mode. 1.1719 0.05249 64 54 9 1
4831 Is this what they mean by, the new normal? 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
4832 I wish we were still posting abs sections 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
4833 Honey come home soon. Pay-per-view is here. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
4834 and the gold medal goes to Corona 🥇 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
4835 It’s full count and we hear security coming...it’s either strike out or get thrown out 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
4836 Only one of them is wearing a mask! It’s selfish! 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
4837 I'll call you back. People's taking home-field advantage too seriously. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
4838 Yeah, can I get one peanuts and one cracker jacks? 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
4839 This is going to be a home run 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
4840 Alexa, play stadium crowd cheering.” Cat: “oh no the humans have that big ball again, what ever happened to fetching a mouse 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
4841 Indoor soccer players attempt to branch out 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
4842 Believe me, there aren’t any fans here. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
4843 No...I didn’t BUILD anything! 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
4844 Ma, the broadcaster: “It’s the bottom of the 8th and we’ve officially made MLB history - every run... a home run.” 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
4845 At least they are getting along... 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
4846 No, it’s a new series, but I can’t say I’m a fan. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
4847 Just don’t break the lamp Jeremy 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
4848 Don't even think about stealing home. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
4849 I found them playing in the basement, so I brought them up. We're having a ball! 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
4850 So, I decided to host spring training in my house 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
4851 Hello 911? There are 3 strange men in my house and they refuse to leave. All they keep saying is ‘don’t hate the player hate the game.’ Yeah, I tried that already... 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
4852 ...sometimes Gary will even ask “Can I get by?!” in a drunken slur and then spill his popcorn in my lap. I’m tellin’ ya Kath, it really feels like the real thing! 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
4853 This batter has had three base hits today when the television has been on CNN pandemic press conference... 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
4854 Sally, I'm telling you, home schooling is much easier when you take the glass out of the house. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
4855 Yea, I guess I could call it 'Rug of Dreams' and sell tickets. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
4856 Coach told him he needed to hit more home-runs! 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
4857 Sorry, I’ve had a lot on my plate. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
4858 Top o' the third here...how's by you? 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
4859 Fantasy baseball has moved indoors. Thankfully I have the room. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
4860 Apartment #8B said he could come down and play short stop as soon as he gets off his Zoom call with his company managers 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
4861 Put that bag in the pocket. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
4862 We had to move home base inside, thanks coved-19 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
4863 They broke the window three times, so I invited them in. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
4864 Even in lockdown, the only Mets fan watching knows that they suck. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
4865 First it’s a “fantasy” league, next thing you know it’s cosplay. 1.1698 0.06992 53 47 3 3
4866 Take me out to the ballgame. Take me out to the park...please! 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
4867 hold on a minute, there are two outs a guy on third and your father is about to strike out. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
4868 No, he's alright. Just totally into fantasy baseball." 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
4869 I'm telling ya', stealing signs while playing in Quarantine is a breeze. Yep, two fingers...a curve. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
4870 The wife phones in the play-by-play: "Man on first, Casey's at the bat. He scrapes his socks against the carpet. The catcher spits some tobacco. The pitcher winds and delivers. And the ball is buried in the sheetrock, a ground rule double." 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
4871 Mom, guess what? I'm now a virtual baseball fan! 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
4872 May latest work? Sort of Duane Hanson meets LeRoy Neiman, if that makes any sense. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
4873 We are playing social distancing sports in quarantine. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
4874 It’s better than the indoor polo last week! 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
4875 Harriet, bring the boys. We've got a new game to play at home. Don't worry about the rules; you'll know when you see it. Yes, come over as soon as you can, we're in the second inning. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
4876 Don’t worry, ma’am. Just one more strike and we’ll be out. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
4877 Matt decided to have an outfielder in the foyer instead of an umpire breathing down his catcher's neck, at least in Phase 1. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
4878 the cat be like mmm lasagna 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
4879 Guys, at least wear your masks! 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
4880 I will be glad when this damn virus is under control. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
4881 Mom watch out you're ruining our fun. (Mom) "Im calling your father 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
4882 I have to go mom, the hot dog vendor is coming. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
4883 No Ma-- he's not that kind of game player. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
4884 No ump? 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
4885 Is anyone getting warm? We need relief! 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
4886 The listing said “park adjacent”, but I wasn’t expecting this. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
4887 My husband and the boys thought it was "play at home" restrictions. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
4888 There was a three-for-one sale at the cardboard cutout store ... 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
4889 No stranger in the crowd could doubt 'twas Casey at the bat. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
4890 And it’s 1...2...3 strikes you’re out at the HOME ball game 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
4891 Yeah, I guess even sports teams are included in delivery for 2020. UPS just dropped them off at the door and left... 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
4892 Thank goodness they're not a hockey nuts. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
4893 It's great, but the cleanup is a bit difficult 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
4894 Replacing the MLB was easy in lockdown. Next week we'll do NASCAR. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
4895 Oh, nothin’. What’re you guys doin’? 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
4896 I dunno, why did the chicken cross the road? 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
4897 Please, no spitting 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
4898 This guy's arm is shot. Get "Lefty" McGuire ready to come in. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
4899 Can I get a beer and two hotdogs--I'm on the couch down the first base line. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
4900 This is not what I meant by "home plate"! 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
4901 Is that really a bat? 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
4902 Oh geez. Not in the house boys! Not during quarantine. Not ever. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
4903 The Astros already signaled him the next pitch. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
4904 Yeah, well, my husband's a major league ballplayer and the work from home thing is getting a little tired. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
4905 Trust me, it’s the best seat in the house. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
4906 You're at the game? I find that hard to believe... Well, because the game is here, honey. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
4907 I love you all. I don't know which team to root for. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
4908 Smoke him inside. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
4909 They're calling it zoomball. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
4910 I know I forgot my virtual reality device at your place, but I don't think I need it any more. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
4911 Can't you guys wait till after lockdown ends? 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
4912 Better make it just two strikes. There isn't room for three. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
4913 They can resume the season as long as they don't shower together or spit. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
4914 It gives "at home" a whole new meaning. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
4915 The national pastime is past its time. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
4916 Just watching a ball game. How about you? 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
4917 The sabermetrics don’t lie. They’re all mediocre, at best. 1.1698 0.05207 53 44 9 0
4918 ... and it's still just as boring as watching at the stadium! 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
4919 If this is the new normal just be careful of the windows! 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
4920 Yes, he's working at home, but I think this pitcher has his number. 1.1698 0.06452 53 46 5 2
4921 Yes, the baseball season has finally begun. They're playing at home. 1.1698 0.05862 53 45 7 1
4922 ‘Play from home’ - 1.1695 0.05997 59 51 6 2
4923 There goes grandmother's china tea set! 1.1695 0.05488 59 50 8 1
4924 It's the bottom of the fifth and the bags are loaded." 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
4925 This new VR is great! I wasn't expecting the smell though. 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
4926 No. What I said is, "I needed a pitcher of batter to finish the batch." 1.1695 0.04926 59 49 10 0
4927 He wants to know how to throw a virtual spitball. 1.1692 0.05620 65 56 7 2
4928 „I think I‘m gonna go for that ‚MasterClass‘ subscription.“ 1.1690 0.04908 71 60 10 1
4929 it's for a tiktok, MOM! 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
4930 Jean, I cannot wait until the MLB season restarts so my husband can go back to work. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
4931 When you asked who wanted to be pitcher and the catcher I wasn't imagining this 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
4932 I didn’t realize I’d called the inning 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
4933 Did we order live baseball? 1.1667 0.06868 54 48 3 3
4934 Ok I took the hydroxychloroquine - when do the pink elephants show up? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
4935 Already had 2 strikes, the home run was the last resort 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
4936 Yes, I can talk. I’m always free after I sing the National Anthem. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
4937 No matter how we rearranged the furniture, still couldn’t get seats behind the plate 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
4938 But if you break the window then you’re all out 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
4939 Make sure you’re 6 feet apart, boys. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
4940 Heyyy Batta’ Batta’! Swing Batta’ Batta’ Who’s making the pancakes? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
4941 Whose on the couch? 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
4942 When they asked me if I missed baseball at home this isn’t exactly what I meant 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
4943 Is this what they mean by steal home? 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
4944 Wassuppp, Wassuppp, wassupp 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
4945 swinging for the fences cause he knows he’s not allowed past them 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
4946 Grab me something from the fridge on your way past second base 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
4947 Can’t we go back to the ping pong trick shot challenge? 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
4948 Lucy, this is not what I thought you meant when you said he’s a catch 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
4949 ‘It’s a home game tonight” 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
4950 I pitched one inning better than Phil and suddenly I need Tommy John surgery 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
4951 And you’re out! 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
4952 life’s a stage 1.1667 0.06868 54 48 3 3
4953 Wait... is that a cat? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
4954 This is like Nicaragua but at home 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
4955 Home games used to be fun when Gary was away for them. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
4956 This was not what I had in mind when he said should go to third base. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
4957 Ralph won’t stop pitching about quarantine. Yeah no really, I said ‘pitching.’ 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
4958 If the administration gets unlimited strikes, then so do I 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
4959 You gotta believe me, Jeff, they’re actually on extra innings 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
4960 I swear to god sharron if i don’t get these boys out of the house I’m going to lose it! 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
4961 Hey batter, batter, quarantine cake batter! 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
4962 Barb, I don't know. The goal is to get back to home, but Dave is already home, so isn't this whole charade redundant? 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
4963 No, he said baseball is ninety percent mental ... 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
4964 Oh, it’s for our diamond anniversary 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
4965 They keep complaining about the draft, but I refuse to close the window. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
4966 Nancy I don’t know what to tell you. But if you thought my house was a zoo before, I wish you’d see the indoor sports facility my home has turned into 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
4967 @seanedwardevans @frabjabulous @newmyry “Please come quickly. My pillow is very drunk.” 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
4968 I figured out how to drink all that beer I had in the house. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
4969 so this is what the bench feels like 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
4970 Yes everything’s okay over here, i just really miss live sports 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
4971 Stop crowding the rug! 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
4972 I bought myself some peanuts and Cracker Jacks, I didn’t care if I ever got back .... but now I’m worried they’ll never go back. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
4973 Finally, Barb got the best seat in the house. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
4974 This wasn’t what I envisioned when you said you bought season tickets for the ‘home team’” 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
4975 Hey, Betty is stealing signs again 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
4976 All work and no play makes quarantine a dull day. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
4977 Yeah, the pitcher’s distance from home plate is definitely not regulation. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
4978 Can you see me on the Jumbotron?” Yeah, my seats are right behind home plate! 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
4979 He finally got the curve ball working today. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
4980 Yes, it's as much of a Home Game as it can get! 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
4981 I guess you could say we're all "juuuust a bit inside" 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
4982 When we signed up for that streaming service to watch live television this is not what I had in mind... but can you grab me a hotdog while you’re out? 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
4983 At least now I can take a nap during the seventh inning stretch. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
4984 My so-called life. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
4985 Hi, Delivery? I’d like to order some peanuts and Cracker Jack. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
4986 She's signaling the pitcher from the couch. Fast ball for the Home Run or is that RUN HOME...it's safer. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
4987 Hey, Jodie, wait a sec, we're one inning away from finish and it's a tie. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
4988 Don't worry meaw, next Ty Cobb is just on his way." 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
4989 Thanks, guys, but i prefer to remain in quarantine! 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
4990 Im sorry, i have to let you go, Karen. Josh is almost at 100 pitch count..I have to make a call to the bullpen. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
4991 Dad, can I run 'away' from home? 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
4992 Strike 2020 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
4993 Yes, the seats are amazing. How does it look from across the street? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
4994 The count is 3and2 , but he better NOT throw a spitball in MY living room 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
4995 I ask one question and he gives me two hours of inside baseball. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
4996 While the guys are busy I just wanted to catch up. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
4997 When the game starts, I duck. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
4998 Yeah, I got a seat at home plate. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
4999 Men and their ballgames! 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
5000 It’s their reward for keeping the house up. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5001 Yes. It’s a home game tonight. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5002 The count is 2 and 2 with a runner in the kitchen and one in the garage. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5003 I told them no sliding into second base. It is a picture of my Mother. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5004 Bring home the win 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5005 Throw it inside out! 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5006 What I said to him was, ‘Time for Spring cleaning…’” [need to underline clean in cleaning 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5007 Can you get some waffle mix from the store? Our batter's not very good. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5008 Unbelievable, I'm watching a pseudo virtual baseball game. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5009 I can't wait for the football season to start 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5010 Break the glasses & it will be a home run. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5011 Even the MLB is offering takeout 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5012 No, even if he gets a hit I can stay because there’s no one at second. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5013 The beauty of it is, we’ve scheduled only home games! 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5014 Can't I just be the one to make the call 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5015 I'm going to have to let you go, I'm supposed to be covering third. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5016 I’m thinking of going for a beer, but I’m afraid I might miss something. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5017 Er..hi, yes. I built it, and they came, and they’re not social distancing. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5018 They meant it when they said, they were only playing HOME games now. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5019 He's actually trying to hit a homer in our home! I told him that's NOT what hitting a 'homer' means. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5020 I tried to tell him 'safe at home' has nothing to do with home plate. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5021 Yeah, sorry, I gotta go--Dave's dissociating again. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5022 You want my advice? Don't even think about merging your quaranteams. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5023 These baseball-playing mannequins don’t match the rest of my furniture 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5024 Yes, Madge, I remember how excited I was when they got stuck here in March, but shelter-in-place is killing me... 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5025 Winning run on 3rd,bottom of the 9th,2 outs,and a 3-2 count on the batter. Let me call you back in a few seconds." 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5026 Before you continue, let me check for the availability of hospital beds. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5027 Let me call you back during the 7th inning stretch. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5028 The players union found a way to bring baseball back and really engage the fans at home. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5029 On the bright side, at least my bedroom is Third Base again. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5030 Get out the rye bread and mustard grandma, cause it's grand salami time. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5031 if I pinch myself it will go away, so I ain't pinchin nothin 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5032 Not HIGH and inside, but they may as well be. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5033 Hi, Mom – oh, nothin’ much – just sittin’ here watchin’ the guys shlelter in place.” 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5034 Without a ref, we're going to make it a zoom call. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5035 These sportsmen are so rude, Quincy. No one even yelled 'fore'. 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
5036 Yeah, I was laid off. But I just got hired as coach for the new National League indoor team! 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5037 On the plus side, we have the home field advantage." 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5038 No, I don't miss my TV at all. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5039 Better bring in the clean-up hitter. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5040 You wont believe this, hes going to dish out a fast-ball to a fast-ball hitter 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5041 Well, I do find they spit a lot less when they play in their socks. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5042 Sitting-room only 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5043 I don't know about you but I'm having a ball. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5044 I can't talk now; it's the bottom of the ninth. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5045 When the season resumes, you know the Yankees are going to make him shave his beard! 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5046 New players, same overpriced seats. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5047 It makes sense, game attendance being what it is." 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5048 One way or another, we're going to have live baseball again this year. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5049 Not much, what are you doing? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5050 Contact tracing just located the Bat, Covid 19 came from AND patient zero. More correctly, patient O and 4. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5051 Frankly, I'd rather you just figure out what's for dinner. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5052 Oh God, please give him the take sign! 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5053 That's right, Milly. Bob, quarantined the team in our apartment. Right now, I'm sitting on third base. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5054 It's safe Mom, the catcher is wearing a mask. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5055 Good luck throwing a strike with home plate in the dishwasher 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5056 Nothing big. Just playing with the cat. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5057 Distancing is impossible, but at least the catcher is wearing a mask. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5058 The reimagining of baseball - bringing fans and players closer together. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5059 It's a guess but tell, am in the ballpark? 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5060 The clean-up batter is my favorite. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5061 I told him the lockdown doesn't apply, but he insists he can't leave home base. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5062 I can’t take out the garbage now Karen, we’re in double overtime for Pete’s sake! 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5063 Well, yes, it looks like a curveball sign to me too, honey, but it's a little late for me to say anything now. . . 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5064 When we had them in the bedroom, there was way too much double-entendre. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5065 ...yeah... it's a total grunge match... 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5066 I thought work from home would be right off the bat. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5067 Yes, it’s been the bottom of the ninth for months now. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5068 Well, we are in the ninth inning, but it feels like the nine hundredth. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5069 The World Series just isn't the same under stay-at-home orders. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5070 One two three strikes your out 1.1667 0.05403 60 51 8 1
5071 No, it’s still 3 to 2. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5072 And, I have a cassoulet that should be done at the top of the 3rd. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5073 Gotta call you back! We’ve got runners in scoring position and Jerry’s fouled off the last three pitches. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5074 It's mom, I'm downstairs. Tell Jane to start warming up. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5075 Mrs. Fenway gasped as the 2 rival families chose to meet at her home for the best of 7 COVID Classic. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5076 911, yes hi, I have some intruders dressed up in White Sox gear. Please come ASAP 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5077 Watch for the fastball high and tight, got it. Now to bang the armrest. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5078 Things are improving...just got the new ESPN Live deal. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5079 The boys finally got their beards in shape so we could open our "season". 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5080 Do you think they are going to bring in the lefty or the righty reliever? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5081 Cat caught stealing signals 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5082 We ARE staying at home So.... Play Ball! 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5083 It gives new meaning to inside baseball. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5084 I can't talk now.......the vases are loaded and Casey's at bat.... 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5085 It happened when I tried logging on to Teams. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5086 They're trying to set a new 'home' run record. What's new with you?" 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5087 Talk about adjustments! Easy home runs 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5088 An outfield? I live in an apartment, remember? 1.1667 0.06868 54 48 3 3
5089 Accounts and descriptions of this game cannot be used without the express consent of Major League Baseball and Mona Berkowitz ... 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5090 OMG They are playing mime baseball. I thought it had peaked when I was doing shopping therapy with dust bunnies. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5091 I would have preferred the NBA but our ceilings are too low 1.1667 0.06868 54 48 3 3
5092 Yes, I’d like peanuts and crackerjacks, with contactless delivery. I don’t care if you even wave back. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5093 Did I tell you I've been dating the guy who was the kid on Richie Rich? 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5094 He's been throwing inside too much. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5095 One more strike and he's out. Maybe he will take me with him. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5096 No, I can talk; it's just a home game. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5097 You have heard about inside-the-park, well.... 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5098 The seats are killer - much like the virus I'm about to contract! 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5099 It's a little cramped, but I am in the catbird seat. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5100 Let me call you back. It's the bottom of the 934th inning. 1.1667 0.06868 54 48 3 3
5101 Staying safe-- no spitting or scratching. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5102 Only because the MLB cancelled it's season this year 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5103 This rivalry has gone viral. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5104 Be careful, Home Plate is from my best China. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5105 I don’t know, I think 8K resolution is just too much for me. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5106 Nope, no fans here. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5107 I don't mind the mess, but I refuse to be an umpire. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5108 And apparently I'm at home. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5109 Give me a ballpark estimate on when the new pitch will be ready. We really need a homerun on this account. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5110 We had to move the organ to the kitchen. 1.1667 0.06868 54 48 3 3
5111 Well we are in the same ball park but not quite on the same team yet. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5112 Yes, the new contractors are overcharging us. I did tell my husband that he needed to play hardball. ....No, I don't think I should tell him that it will cost an arm and a leg. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5113 I mean the view is great, but it's missing some of the ambiance of my old seats. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5114 Don't worry, Barb, I won't burn the casserole this time. My therapist says I'm starting to become more attentive. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5115 Near as I can tell, it's the only game in town. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5116 You still need to get us one infielder and one outfielder. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5117 I have three guys here trying to get to third base. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5118 Sorry, gotta run....I'm the tying run on third, and Bill just stepped back into the batter's box. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5119 Can I call you back? We’re in the 9th room of the game. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5120 Can I call you back in the 7th inning stretch? My uncle has two strikes and I'm the shortstop. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5121 I preferred it when we were a golfing fourball 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5122 Not much, Fran. Just sitting here with the home team. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5123 No,no. Game’s on here. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5124 Sorry Ma, I can't do a Zoom meeting with you right now. I'm on 3rd base with two outs in the bottom of the 9th inning! 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5125 Fran, baseball opened here today. If I suddenly stop talking, send an ambulance. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5126 You should all be wearing masks! 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5127 I don't have time for these games. Just get to the point. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5128 Bottom of the ninth, two outs, three-two count—can I call you right back? 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5129 Well, you'll see when they play at your place in June - they still can't hit. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5130 Gotta go mom. Top of the third, 2 out, based loaded. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5131 How about 3 quick strikes? 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5132 Bernie says to hell with the social distancing restrictions. Chuck it in there high and tight! 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5133 yes, they're six feet apart. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5134 Martha, off the couch please. No fans allowed! 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5135 Sadly, what I really need right now is a belly itcher. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5136 Send the lefty. 1.1667 0.05102 66 56 9 1
5137 We're gonna have to clear the living room for the seventh-inning stretch.... 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5138 Where's Vin Scully when you need him?" 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5139 No, Charlie! The seats are not on the house, they're IN the house! 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5140 I told him to cleanup! 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5141 I can't talk now, the game is on. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5142 We have pepper. Just need some salt. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5143 To make matters worse, they're using a D.H. 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5144 I think this is going to be a home run. 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5145 'Would you believe it? Front row, third base side, also happens to be my couch." 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5146 Ask Ray to open your door, this guy takes sliders to deep center. 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5147 Guys, Grandma's on the phone asking if her suggestion of trying lockdown yoga is working for you 1.1667 0.06339 54 47 5 2
5148 Just shaggin a few balls, and you? 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5149 Yes, it's HUGE!...What do you mean? Why would they need carrots? 1.1667 0.05119 54 45 9 0
5150 He's about to walk home the winning run! 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5151 It’s,bottom of the ninth, And tied ! 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5152 Do you deliver jumbotrons? 1.1667 0.05761 54 46 7 1
5153 Sliding into home... 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
5154 After a bit of refining we’ve managed to cut it right down. By Monday I think his elevator pitch is gonna knock them out. 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5155 HD has gone too far. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
5156 Well it looks like the stay at home order has produced an INTERESTING new game my family likes to play 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5157 Under cover of mustache 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5158 and are they playing tackle or touch in your living room? 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
5159 They've been doing this ever since they cancelled the MLB! 1.1636 0.05664 55 47 7 1
5160 When you said fantasy, I didn't think you meant this. 1.1636 0.06230 55 48 5 2
5161 Taking inning to the next level 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5162 I’d describe the scene to you but it’s a little too Inside baseball. 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5163 Its house to house fan fest. 1.1633 0.06743 49 43 4 2
5164 Hey, guys, isn't this all just too Inside Baseball? 1.1633 0.05335 49 41 8 0
5165 Yesterday they were bored and pretended to have a rave. This is quieter but it's hell on the lamps. 1.1633 0.06080 49 42 6 1
5166 Boys....I’ve told you. No ball playing in the living room! 1.1613 0.05723 62 54 6 2
5167 I don't know how I still have my head on right 1.1607 0.06125 56 49 5 2
5168 They said they'd been three weeks on the road, and were ready for a home game. 1.1607 0.05569 56 48 7 1
5169 He’ll have to call you back, John. He’s going out! 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
5170 I’ll tell you what happened, but it’s kind of inside baseball 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
5171 Don’t worry Honey, I’ve been taking my hydroxychloroquine. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
5172 The stay at home game. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
5173 'Dude, where are you? I saved you the best seat in the house.' 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
5174 Karen I'm not sure if turning off the wifi was a good idea.... 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
5175 Honey, it’s a breaking ball. Take out the garbage twice. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
5176 I don’t know who to root for, they’re both the home team. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
5177 Apparently they didn’t take baseball out of the quarantine olympics. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
5178 We’ve started playing ball in the house 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
5179 Hi...Mr. Cuomo? Not exactly what I was thinking for the first home game.... 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
5180 So this is what you meant by ‘Swingers Club?’ 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
5181 All in 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
5182 i didn't think he was serious 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
5183 That's a good pitch" Emm said to her employee on call. Others - "say no more Emma! 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
5184 No, Frank, there are no locker room news. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
5185 You are sure to score a home run, just don’t swing too hard. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
5186 Hello, Joe's Glass? Yeah I'm going to need to schedule an appointment. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
5187 What do I care? My teen model days are far behind me. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
5188 WFH really gave ‘home run’ an all new meaning 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
5189 Thank the football season ended before the lock down 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
5190 I just asked you to get some eggs, Brad. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
5191 I guess instead of us coming to the game, they decided to bring the game to us. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
5192 Can I call you back? They went into extra innings. The stakes are high because everybody has home-field advantage. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
5193 So much for "Social Distancing"! 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
5194 Yes, Principal Sortino, I know the boys’ math homework has not been coming in, but I’m knocking it out of the park with PE. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
5195 . If you hit the lamp that's a foul ball , catcher move back you are within six foot of the batter .Play ball 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
5196 I told them they better not spit on the oriental rug 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
5197 I’ll show him what I think of revenue sharing. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
5198 America’s pastime 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
5199 Quaranteam 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
5200 I’m hitting this one all the way to Grandpas picture in the kitchen 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
5201 The new normal. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
5202 And from the owner’s box Judy looked pissed and rang down about that last call. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
5203 Use a bucket! 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
5204 His alternative idea was watching “The Last Dance” again... 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
5205 When your cat thinks he plays for the Houston Astros. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
5206 The CATCHER in the RUG 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
5207 Remember, no spitting on the carpet. ⚾️ 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
5208 Stay at home base 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
5209 How many times do I have to tell you, Dan? She’s out of your league! 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
5210 I’m scared he scores a Home Run 1.1600 0.07205 50 45 2 3
5211 The ball is in our court 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
5212 Take them out to a ball game! 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
5213 They got gloves but not masks... 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
5214 When he mentioned inside baseball, I thought it was a metaphor! 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
5215 Gives a whole new meaning to home plate, huh 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
5216 Dolores, I’m a nervous wreak with all this swinging for the fences. I asked the boys to bunt-all I got was a load of puns. Not so funny when they see dinner! 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
5217 no one is gonna score in here" 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
5218 Is there an easier way to decide what to order for dinner? 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
5219 Grab me a drink if you make it to second base! 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
5220 I think, Linda, that in times like these everyone would rather run from home than watch a home run 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
5221 3 Strikes YOU’RE...can’t go out 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
5222 He was never any good, don't worry 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
5223 Yeah, it's the home opener. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
5224 Honey, this isn't quite what I meant by `run home'. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
5225 The picture quality has really improved since my last TV. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
5226 They’re at the end of the ninth and I’m at the end of my wit. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
5227 It's the only way he can hit a home run anymore. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
5228 I asked them to stop, but no. Just hoping for balks at this point 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
5229 I think our team is ahead by a touchdown. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
5230 Don't forget the peanuts and cracker-jacks. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
5231 Play ball, living room style. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
5232 Think I can get to third base with one of them? 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
5233 Yes, Mable, it does give a new meaning to making a home run. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
5234 Well, they can only hit home runs. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
5235 Mom, you have to come home. Dad, Mr. Smith and Mr. York need their jobs back. Or serious adult supervision. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
5236 At least the catcher has a mask. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
5237 I’m not worried, last time he popped up to the pitcher. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
5238 As promised when I signed up for the service, the daily ball game was brought into my living room! 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
5239 I think we're all getting tired of working from the stretch. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
5240 I'm about to retract his dome. 1.1600 0.07205 50 45 2 3
5241 No...We don't need to change pitchers, we need more crowd noise! 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
5242 Harry, Marie says to hit it into the middle of next week! 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
5243 Watch out, darling, this is going out to the park. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
5244 It's the bottom of the 9th, bases loaded, two outs and a 3-2 count. Can Homer bring them home? 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
5245 Landlord says don’t park the Harley in the living room. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
5246 I'll tell you, I'm getting pretty bored of these games...the number of times they've hit a home run 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
5247 I told them the first time one of them spits he's banned. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
5248 And Johnsons making the pitch, and he - don't worry Caroline your husband will be pitching in the fifth inning. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
5249 My brothers have taken me out to the ball game. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
5250 It's the bottom of the nine hundred and ninety-ninth... 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
5251 Wait a second. I think we have an illegal bat. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
5252 Keep an eye on the runner at 2nd. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
5253 Meow,you took my ball and now you won't even let me play,meoooow! 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
5254 Their office is letting them work from home plate. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
5255 So I told the new sales team to make a home run with the Klein account. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
5256 Hi, can you recommend a good divorce lawyer? 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
5257 Is it just me, or can you hear the trashcans banging in the background too. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
5258 No sign stealing!! 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
5259 Commissioner, the Astros are not following the CDC distancing rules! 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
5260 Let me call you back; it's the bottom of the ninth. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
5261 Go! Go! Hit a HOME run! 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
5262 I need to go. They think I'm trying to steal signs. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
5263 We are playing at home this week. The away game in only next week.... 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
5264 The man's guide on how to get kicked out. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
5265 They were supposed to be holding this game without any fans! 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
5266 Hello? Yes, I'd like to order some peanuts and crackerjacks. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
5267 Please, move this outside. It is safe if you wear a mask! 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
5268 Well George, I don't have my glasses on but the quality of this new T.V. is incredible! 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
5269 Hi honey. I can't talk right now. It's the bottom of the ninth. Bases are loaded. Two outs. We're down by three. Juan is at bat. Let me call you back in a minute or two 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
5270 You better hurry up, he's got a no-hitter going! 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
5271 We're safe and not getting out much. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
5272 It's just the house league. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
5273 The new normal for "home run". 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
5274 When my husband got that $100,000,000 contract and I bought this 40,000 square foot mansion, I didn’t know we would be hosting all of the MLB games in our living room. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
5275 There are three Bear's in my house officer...No my name isn't Goldilocks! 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
5276 STOP!! You're not six feet apart 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
5277 testing 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
5278 Was going to a schedule allowing every team to play all their games at home a good idea? Take a wild guess. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
5279 I say old chap! That’s just not cricket. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
5280 Yeah...I never know the score with my boyfriend either. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
5281 Not good. Only one is wearing a mask--and it's the wrong kind! 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
5282 Hold on, someone's about to steal my couch. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
5283 Something tells me spring training is missed by some. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
5284 I am training her to be a sign stealer. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
5285 Could you play the big game on TV? 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
5286 Since everywhere the batter runs is home, his RBI stats are amazing! 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
5287 I’m not supposed to talk about it but my dad’s baseball team from work are practicing without social distancing or wearing masks! 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
5288 Beat the pot sis there's a curve ball coming!! 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
5289 We've got a catcher, a pitcher and a belly-icher. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
5290 Home Team is up. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
5291 In the living room. This season they’re playing only home games. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
5292 Joe says he hopes they extend teleworking. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
5293 When I said you had to play ball, I meant you had to wear a mask. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
5294 Not to worry, he's using a shorter bat after what happened last game. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
5295 I can't talk now. I'm at a home game. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
5296 I wish these men hadn’t threatened to beat me to death if I didn’t let them play baseball in my home. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
5297 Yeah, we'll be there at 5. He should be on his way home. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
5298 Buy me some peanuts and Cracker Jack while you’re out, honey. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
5299 Hold on Becky, I finally get to eject my brother from the living room for unsportsmanlike behavior. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
5300 You missed out on the game? We'll do it again for you. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
5301 Why is only one of you wearing a mask? 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
5302 I tried the KonMari method, but the charities aren’t accepting donations 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
5303 We're playing inside today! I'm who's on couch. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
5304 The Giants are up. Don’t stop believin, 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
5305 Well, an audience of one is better than none. And there's no tagging me out because of social distancing. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
5306 On base now, he leads this year's league in stay-at-home runs. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
5307 911? I want to report that there is a sporting event happening with someone in the stands - me. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
5308 It's the ninth inning - I will call you right back. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
5309 It is alleged that the Astros' batter was receiving the pitching signs from his aunt on the couch. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
5310 Are yo really six feet away???? 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
5311 Except for having to clean up chewing tobacco, it’s as good as going to the ballpark. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
5312 He's getting tired. Start warming up in the kitchen. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
5313 Say "Cheese!" 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
5314 Oh yes, baseball is back... 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
5315 The boys are taking advantage of the time off to work on their fundamentals. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
5316 I don’t think you know what “inside baseball” means 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
5317 If the call drops, it's probably just a foul tip. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
5318 Ted, you're not the only lonely gamer. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
5319 This guy won't make it to first base, now that I've met his friends. 1.1600 0.07205 50 45 2 3
5320 I'll give him the message, "It's gonna be a slider." 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
5321 The hell with re-opening. I’ve never had better seats! 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
5322 Joe thinks he's gonna get to third base tonight. We'll see about that. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
5323 Home Stretch Baseball “ 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
5324 Yes, I'd like to order a hot dog, a beer, nachos, peanuts and a box of cracker jack. For delivery. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
5325 No mom, Eric never leaves me at home to go play with his buddies 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
5326 Its the bottom of the ninth, bases loaded and three broken windows 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
5327 That pitch was a bit inside !! 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
5328 I hear someone banging a garbage can every time he throws a change up. Oh wait, that's the cat. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
5329 This is why we never got to third base, Jack. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
5330 I've been temporarily side-lined. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
5331 I'm sorry, I'll have to call you back. It's the bottom of the ninth and they need an outfielder. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
5332 I'll be glad when the season opens. 1.1600 0.07205 50 45 2 3
5333 Opening day can’t come soon enough! 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
5334 Sometimes, I think my whole marriage has been a blooper. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
5335 ‘These home games are interminable.’ 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
5336 I have to admit, the idea was a bit of a swing and a miss. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
5337 Automatic homer if you take out Mom's vase. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
5338 Yes, I had thought the live action package was unnecessary, too. But they bake the best desserts at the top of the hour. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
5339 Yes, I would like to order six rolls of toilet paper, 2 large hand sanitizers and one 90 foot outdoor baseball diamond. Thanks. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
5340 The shelter in place... seventh inning stretch. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
5341 Oh I’m not working during quarantine, I’m on strike. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
5342 I'm telling you, he built it, they came, and they're still here or my name isn't Karin Kinsella! 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
5343 I'd like to report a social distancing violation. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
5344 That's not cricket ! 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
5345 I'm not saying the scalper tickets were bad, they just weren't what I expected. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
5346 Baseball I can handle. Football, not so much. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
5347 My wish was to watch them steal home, not steal MY home! 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
5348 He's lookin for weak shit, Nuke . . go for another table lamp or figurine . 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
5349 We're training the cat to get a job with the Astros. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
5350 He’s trying to get to second base with me 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
5351 Great peanuts and Cracker Jack. I don't care if you ever get back ! 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
5352 Just watching the game--either the bases are loaded or I am. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
5353 This date is boring. He hasn't even made it to first base yet. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
5354 No change on the frequent personal adjustments but at least they're not chewing and spitting. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
5355 Just another Covid movie night for us, it's "Field of Dreams 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
5356 This is our last home game! 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
5357 ...and certainly a crowded home base... 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
5358 So, the third batter up was a real hitter... oh , son, your explanations are so REAL...What did you do next? 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
5359 He's stoked about hitting his first home-run. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
5360 Applying several laws,Sue knew there was only one direction in which that ball would eventually fly. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
5361 It was surprisingly easier and more rewarding than making sourdough bread. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
5362 By the way, that banging outside was the trash collector, not the manager stealing signs. 1.1600 0.07205 50 45 2 3
5363 It’s our first date, so I’m going to stop him at third base! 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
5364 If Mike throws the fast ball I think Jerry will take out that hideous vase his mother gave us. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
5365 Where is that ‘Sandlot’ dog when you need it? 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
5366 How about a home run joke? I bet no one else will make the connection. 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
5367 You should get OUT of your house for once,” said the ump. “Fine,” said the lady, “ but you need to get OUT of my house ‘cause ‘o the coronavirus! 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
5368 Hey Sallie, my husband's cabin fever has just gone to the next level ! 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
5369 Good news. The roof has been fixed. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
5370 Not now Molly, quarantine baseball is on. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
5371 What happens after a full count? 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
5372 The boys can't wait until school opens up." 1.1600 0.06615 50 44 4 2
5373 He will have to call you back, the go-ahead run is at the dining room table and they just brought in a pinch hitter. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
5374 This new TV is so lifelike. Watching a game is almost like being there. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
5375 What am I doing? I'm cashing a rain-check. 1.1600 0.05966 50 43 6 1
5376 I'm going to leave early to beat the traffic. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
5377 Gotta, go. It’s almost time to stretch. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
5378 Yes, he's still working. 1.1600 0.05237 50 42 8 0
5379 It's messing people up, this social pressure to "find your passion" and "know what it is you want to do". Stop trying to find the forest and just enjoy the trees. 1.1587 0.05163 63 54 8 1
5380 If you touch the lava between 2nd and 3rd, you're out. 1.1587 0.04641 63 53 10 0
5381 Honey..use your change up this time!” 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5382 Yeah, we’re just waiting at home base 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
5383 There's two outs, let me call you right back. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
5384 This time their breaking the windows from the inside 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5385 This is it ladies and gentlemen. Bottom of the ninth. Two outs , two strikes and three balls. Winner takes the toilet paper home. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5386 I can talk on the phone. I'll see what I missed on the replay. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5387 Relax Mom, he's only batting .200 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5388 Turns out I’m actually a fan of ball in the house. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5389 YES!! Couchside, .... I am practically In the bunker 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5390 he's really missing a home run 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
5391 „Take it easy“ 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5392 Yeah the boys are good, they’re just batting away some time. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5393 I hired a buncha baseball guys to come fuck up my house lol 1.1569 0.07070 51 46 2 3
5394 Less threatening to our family than playing Risk 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5395 All in one, anyone? 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
5396 I know it’s America’s Pastime, but couldn’t you pass the time with a nice puzzle? 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5397 Animal Control? Yes, my husband started animorphing into a cat. Yes, we HAVE tried playing baseball inside but it's not stopping the metamorphosis. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5398 Excuse my colleagues, they’ve gone a little...batty. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5399 Honey could you please move over, I can’t watch the news 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5400 So, how's this supposed to work if you have to stay at home? 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5401 GameOfHomes 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
5402 ‘The bank foreclosed on my neighbor’s farm, so I asked if they needed a place to play.’ 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5403 Honey, this self-isolation conflict with the fetch-obsessed cat has got to end. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5404 Catcher, as usual. Of course he's wearing a mask. We're all wearing masks. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5405 Seems like all we do this year is play home games. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5406 These new home games are worth the broken lamps. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5407 No!No! It's the metal trashcan on the porch. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
5408 Hi Maria--quick, explain that infield fly rule again 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5409 Hold on mom, dad is pitching to Tommy in the bottom of the ninth. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5410 That virus cant stop us from playing "Yea! Not even COVID 19 can" 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5411 He can't throw his breaking stuff in the living room. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5412 Hey, Susie, I thought of a great birthday present for my ex! 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
5413 I will make sure he doesn’t break any glass while practicing high pitch. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5414 Warm-up grandpa. I need a lefty. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
5415 The concessions sales have helped since the layoff. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5416 Well, it's Corona time, and we're just going for another home run this weekend. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5417 I am calling with a request to start a baseball season immediately 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5418 Gotta go. It's time for Fluffy and I to sing 'Take Me Out To The Ballgame' 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5419 Who moved the fences in? 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5420 The outlook wasn’t brilliant for the Mudville nine that day..... 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5421 Indoor rules? 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5422 As home school lockdown continues, 2022. "Anyone seen mom?" 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
5423 Here comes the breaking ball. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5424 Is this what they call an inside pitch? 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5425 I suppose a rainout is too much to ask for. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
5426 The Series has begun......... 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5427 Honey, put the bullpen on. We have a problem. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
5428 no beer, no peanuts, no cleats -- and just two innings 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5429 Don't any of you understand proper distancing. Out! 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
5430 ... and a case of Cracker Jack. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5431 So that’s what they meant by 20/20 vision 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
5432 Hey I’m not wearing a mask so no spit balls! 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5433 Yes, well, to be honest, I don't think my husband fully understood the concept of your MLB@Home offering... 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5434 How much to have about 1000 square feet on sod delivered with no contact? " 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5435 O and 2 the count! 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5436 I didn't understand what being the home team meant. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5437 Who cares? He's already home. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
5438 Not what I expected when I agreed to sponsor the home team. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5439 They misinterpreted homerun 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5440 I don't know how many more foul balls to the face I can take 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5441 ...get the bullpen warmed up. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5442 LeRoy accused Sanjay of sign-stealing, but otherwise it's been going okay. 1.1569 0.07070 51 46 2 3
5443 Yeah, it's pretty much like the real thing before covid19, but spitballs aren't allowed. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
5444 Personal fouls...you're all less than 6-feet apart. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5445 Caption Fever 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5446 The broken window was explained, right off the bat 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5447 Yes inside. But, I paid for Hanks. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5448 I think you took Home Base a little toooo literally.. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5449 Hi yes can I place a delivery order for peanuts and crackerjacks! 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
5450 Yes, I'd like to cancel my Triple A membership. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5451 Hugh's on first. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5452 Psst! Give him some chin music....he's been crowding our home plate all night! 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5453 Yankees and Mets begin the season with limited players! 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5454 I root root root for the home team, but even when they win it's a shame. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5455 Help! Baseball is happening inside my house instead of in a baseball dome* where it normally happens” *NOTE FOR EDITOR: I didn’t have time to look up the name of the place where baseball happens, if I got it wrong please substitute the correct nam 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
5456 Trust me Helen -- This is a lot more realistic than the virtual reality version. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5457 I've told you a million times: Stop making the couch home base! 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
5458 I’ll give you stay home with no sports. Watch this! 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5459 Yes, baby sitting can feel like you're an umpire. 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5460 They’re playing Covid-19 rules. If the ball bounces into the toilet, it’s a ground rule double. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
5461 MLB is quarantining in place, my place.... 1.1569 0.05856 51 44 6 1
5462 Everyone rose is working from home! 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
5463 It's less exciting when they're all home runs. 1.1569 0.05143 51 43 8 0
5464 You know Larry, why don't you throw him a fast ball instead of a breaking ball. My Mother will be very disappointed with all the broken glass when she gets home. 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
5465 Front row seats? Gladys, you shouldn't have! 1.1569 0.06491 51 45 4 2
5466 Yeah, I told him bunts only—or he’ll find his pillow in the “Field of Dreams.” 1.1569 0.07070 51 46 2 3
5467 Aaand it's a rebound off my grandmother's lamp for another stay-at-home run, we're going to need new drywall! 1.1556 0.06321 45 39 5 1
5468 Stop banging the damn trash can, Alex! 1.1552 0.05390 58 50 7 1
5469 Yeah mah the hubbies taking this whole working at home thing way too seriously. He already broke nannas urn 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5470 Its a hit! A perfect home “Q” 1.1538 0.06372 52 46 4 2
5471 I preferred when you were in your baking phase 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5472 The Covid Season. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5473 Brockmire has this covered 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5474 I hate everyone. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
5475 There’s no place like home 1.1538 0.06372 52 46 4 2
5476 That’s right Angela, I got the best seats in the house! 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5477 If they don't open Yankee Stadium soon, I'm going to become a Mets fan! 1.1538 0.06372 52 46 4 2
5478 I hold them, "This is your last strike or no more home runs" 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
5479 It’s a slider but Zoom will flatten it out. 1.1538 0.06372 52 46 4 2
5480 I’ll call you right back, the MLB is starting back up in my living room. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5481 It's the season opener home game 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
5482 Stay-at-home-baseball. "Its the ninth inning, we're one run up." 1.1538 0.06372 52 46 4 2
5483 Yes you do so belly itch Harold and I’m fed up to here. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5484 I'll call you back duringvvthe 7thbbinning stretch. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
5485 I'd call this a home field disadvantage. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
5486 I just tell them to spit at least six feet away. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5487 Not in My House. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5488 And then I said to myself, I said... 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5489 Hello Officer, I would like to report a crime. It's the bottom of the ninth and Mittens is trying to steal third. 1.1538 0.05750 52 45 6 1
5490 It's ok, but singing 'Take me Out to the Ball Game' is weird. 1.1538 0.05052 52 44 8 0
5491 What doesn't belong in this cartoon? 1.1525 0.05304 59 51 7 1
5492 It was a huge crowd at the basketball game," Trump, "crowds like no one had ever seen before. 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
5493 Whoa! This room is only for bunting! 1.1522 0.06191 46 40 5 1
5494 Looks like my room is turning into an art gallery by the end of this.. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5495 COVID strikeout 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5496 Every game played inside is a home run. 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
5497 Hi, I'd like to place a bet. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5498 Hey, wanna play in a little league? Don't bring the kids. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5499 These were overpriced front row tickets 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5500 No, they're still on the 90th inning. 1.1509 0.06258 53 47 4 2
5501 Call me back. It's the bottom of the ninth. 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5502 Come on Covid, Put 'Er in There!! 1.1509 0.04964 53 45 8 0
5503 With stadiums closed, sports fans resorted to ordering takeout. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5504 Of course I'm rooting for the home team. 1.1509 0.05648 53 46 6 1
5505 Well we can rightfully call them home runs now. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
5506 Well, he says that by running from base to base we can achieve social distancing 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
5507 I just prefer watching games in the comfort of my home, and plus the seats are great I'm right on the third baseline. 1.1481 0.06147 54 48 4 2
5508 The boys have some Fantasy League going. 1.1481 0.05550 54 47 6 1
5509 So I say, ball four and I WALK 1.1481 0.04880 54 46 8 0
5510 And that’s what they call inside baseball 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
5511 Hello, I'd like to order a hotdog, a chilli dog and 4 beers please....! 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
5512 Gotta' go, ninth inning, game's tied..... Battah-battah Swing! 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
5513 Yes, Fenway Park is still closed so they are organizing game nights indoors now. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
5514 If you build it, they will come. 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
5515 Major League Baseball has suspended its season to bring the game to fans at home. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
5516 I couldn’t go to any games, so I brought the game to me 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
5517 Abbott and Costello stopped by. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
5518 This isn’t what I had in mind for a family game night. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
5519 If this is part of the evolution process, then next week we hope to have Everest base camp beside bathroom 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
5520 Quarantine heads into extra innings 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
5521 Stealing home just got a whole lot easier 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
5522 I got a great new zoom background 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
5523 No, I have time to chat, they’re at recess. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
5524 I told you Karen, the weather man on TV said it was going to be sunny with a slight chance of Murder Hornets, so I told the boys they could play inside! 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
5525 The replacement players were one thing, but the feline umpires really changed the new MLB. 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
5526 Please send help, I'm being bored to death by baseball themed home invaders. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
5527 Hi honey. Yep, the game is still on. Looks like he’ll probably knock it into the kitchen, hit the bathroom, the bedroom, the laundry room and round home... again. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
5528 Haven’t you ever heard of inside baseball? 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
5529 I know, he’s been soo excited to show off his social distance-swing 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
5530 They're playing indoor fly rule baseball again! It's starting to really get old. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
5531 Don’t you love watching sports from the couch?! 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
5532 home field advantage where we are all safe 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
5533 Yeah... I'm in thr lay-off game 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
5534 To all the fans out there , Let’s hear it for the start of the 2020 season 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
5535 Converting the stadium into a gulag has had some unfortunate consequences. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
5536 I'm just watching baseball and being a couch potato. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
5537 They keep saying we're only in the second inning. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
5538 I gotta go Harriet. It's the bottom of the ninth and we're tied with the Red Sox. 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
5539 Take me out to anywhere! 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
5540 Safe at home is good. Safe on the couch is divine. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
5541 What's even worse is that they won't eat anything but hot dogs, peanuts and crackerjacks. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
5542 Good morning, I just wanted to check that my policy covers window damage. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
5543 Quiet, I'm on the phone to the Red Sox dugout. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
5544 Jim can't come to the phone right now, he's been relegated to the guestroom...I mean the bullpen. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
5545 Does the damage clause of our lease agreement say anything about exceptions in the event of quarantine? 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
5546 Still can't read his signals. Who brings 2 other guys on a date? 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
5547 Sorry Helen, I'll have to let you go. I'm needed on third base. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
5548 Stop. No spectators yet. 1.1458 0.07287 48 44 1 3
5549 Tied score. Bottom of the ninth. Winning run is on the couch. 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
5550 I'd like to order a hot dog and a large coke. I'm sitting in the couch section. 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
5551 Can you believe people some guys are getting paid $20 Million Dollars a year just to play baseball? I gotta get in some more practice! 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
5552 Hardware store? Yeah, I'm looking for a garbage can. The louder the better. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
5553 They chose this over a full season in Arizona. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
5554 My family's been away; now they're having a home game! 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
5555 ...he's 0 for 3 today and .324 lifetime against right-handed pitchers, but... hang on, I've got another call. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
5556 I'll call you back after the seventh inning stretch. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
5557 Hello, Wayfair? Cancel my order. This guy can't hit the changeup. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
5558 These home games are getting old. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
5559 Quarantine not so bad...Try not to hit the lamp 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
5560 No seventh inning stretch, we're out of hot dogs and mustard! 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
5561 No, no one's on base yet, but the next pitch will probably be low and inside! 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
5562 They just have to make use of all their expensive equipment some how or another. 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
5563 It's the bottom of the ninth; haul out the beer, straws and masks. 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
5564 Yah, bases are loaded. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
5565 it's 3-2 count. if he gets a hold of one , LOOK OUT ! 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
5566 It's not Yankee Stadium, but my cat is finally leaving me alone, which is nice. 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
5567 Yes I'm nervous, it's a full count. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
5568 The Kid’s looking tired - get Johnson warming up in the kitchen.” 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
5569 Can I talk with your manager? We need 60 feet six inches of social distance here. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
5570 Two outs, bases loaded. I gotta start the popcorn. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
5571 There’s a lot of posturing, but that’s about it. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
5572 Oh, they're just mannequins, but my seats are incredible. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
5573 Yeah, curbside pickup at Yankee Stadium. I got the three-pak." 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
5574 Oh, sure. He'll get on in a walk. All the pitches are going inside. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
5575 If he gets a hit, will you be on your way home? 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
5576 We thought it was board games, too....and Max wanted to order the rugby. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
5577 And the cats next door goes wild! 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
5578 Hello, yes, this HDTV is too real. My cat is about to pinch run in this game. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
5579 This is your Home Quarantine play by play, It's a wonderful day in the living room. First up is slugger, Husband, should be out cutting the grass" Watson. And on the mound is my grandfather, Mustache Moe. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
5580 Yeah, I told him one more strike and he can spend the night on the couch. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
5581 Yes, the Governor said that baseball could resume, and my dopey husband and his friends took it to heart in my living room! 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
5582 Ted was once again leading the manor leagues in stay-at-home runs. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
5583 Hello? Customer support? Yeah, I signed up for your cable company's Premium Plan with the Deluxe Sports Package. They told me it was like being right there, at the game. What I didn't understand is that you meant it literally. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
5584 They say I’m not a crowd. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
5585 Yep, we are all working from home, quarantined league of our own. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
5586 I built it, and they came...but it's raining outside. 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
5587 I wish I could join you, Sue, but I'm stuck here till the seventh-inning stretch. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
5588 Howard! I've got an American League pitcher and a National League batter in my living room - is this a Stay at Home World Series? 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
5589 Kitty is stealing signs again. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
5590 Alexa, buy me some peanuts and Cracker Jack. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
5591 He just scored a stay-at-home run. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
5592 The quarantine really puts the "home" in home run. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
5593 I'd like to stop it, but I have such great seats. 1.1458 0.06651 48 43 3 2
5594 You should see what they mean by a home game these days! 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
5595 Hi, Mr Manfred? Yes, they're here again. How's that 2020 Operations Manual coming? 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
5596 Mom can you run home fast? Dad is going to have a home run inside the house. 1.1458 0.05148 48 41 7 0
5597 I can't talk now, they want me to call the play-by-play. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
5598 Hello doctor, you advised my husband Brad to take up a sport to help reduce his stress ,well........ 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
5599 Welcome everyone to the Rhinoplasty Stadium. 1.1458 0.05947 48 42 5 1
5600 The cable is down. They're doing a live recreation of the eighty-six Mets-Red Sox World Series. 1.1455 0.06040 55 49 4 2
5601 Bottom of 3rd, two outs, 2 to 0 Ron, 3 and 2 count on Bruce. 1.1455 0.04798 55 47 8 0
5602 The Pitch at the Livingroom 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5603 The waste basket in the powder room almost makes the same "thud" 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5604 What’s the WiFi password? Strike! 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5605 Can I call you back? It’s the bottom of the ninth and the bases are loaded. 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
5606 I wish they would give me the trash can back. This one is going to be a curveball. @j_roth125 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
5607 So we have to high five. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5608 Sofa looking comfortable on 3rd 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5609 «Can I call you back in a minute…?» 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5610 Whose on shortstop? 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5611 Honey! Change the channel! 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5612 Susan, they closed all the parks so now they’re blocking the tv 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5613 Jimmy, bring it home. Bring home another bag of kibble. 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
5614 Yea, he’s about to strike out again 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5615 Well, we were allowed back, but now we are stuck at home base...again. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5616 Listen, normally I would say no but he’s been cranky all week and I’m really starting to hate the lamps Judy got us for Christmas. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5617 Don’t hit, don’t run. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5618 I figured out how R and Naught drafts us a better team. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5619 Baseball games really are more fun in person 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5620 Ya, I’d like to order 2 hot dogs with mustard and relish, a pretzel and a bag of peanuts. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5621 I can’t Zoom right now. Ted had to find an alternate venue for the company’s All-Star day. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5622 Yeah, the boys took ‘home’run a bit too seriously... 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5623 To adhere to social distancing, baseball going to one-on-one format. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5624 well, he's so proud of himself that I'm going to let him believe he was lucky tonight 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5625 Yeah, I have the best seat in the house. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5626 Hold on honey, the cat’s stealing signs again. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5627 Take me out of the home game 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5628 Every ball is a home run now. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5629 The Derby they attempted was interesting. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5630 I know, Dan, it’s my living room, but at least here they’ve got a public 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5631 Yes, is this the Untucked Shirt Police? 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
5632 Yeah Darlene I told you, same as last week, the cat’s calling the strikes around here. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5633 Field of Dreams 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5634 We have been through three laptops since baseball season started,ou will just have to listen to the play by play over the phone. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5635 Stuck at home, like everyone else... 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5636 Ebbets Feel. 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
5637 They are playing against the cat -- and losing. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5638 This year, we hit it a little past left field 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
5639 « Yes, we are at home, but you can’t run ! » 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5640 He is really serious about getting to second base" 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5641 And the cat never came out from under the couch again 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5642 Hold on hun, I forgot to turn off the tv. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5643 The 0-1 pitch on its way, as David, the neighborhood accountant digs in on a Tuesday morning following a risky curbside pickup. That one is swung on and drilled deep to the left of the ottoman, and finds its way into the nursery to wake up the sleeping baby. Both runners will score and the Greenfield’s cannot believe it. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5644 don’t worry, she didn’t like the polo either 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5645 To think, she considered getting rid of cable at one point. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5646 When I said batter up I was talking about the cookies in the oven 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5647 No, none of them are wearing masks actually. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5648 . The Astros break into practice while receiving cheating lessons at the whitehouse. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5649 so... This is basically like any Thanksgiving but hotter 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5650 -In the bright side, the cat stopped puking all over the carpet. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5651 Day 3 of quarantine: Baseball practice won’t stop just because of this pandemic 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5652 Yep, it's definitely a home game tonight. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5653 I don't know what is more dangerous, playing this game indoors or outdoors 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5654 I want to get back to ‘normal’! 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5655 Things are a a bit chaotic now. Jim’s playing hardball. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5656 Baseball now has 9 quarant-innings 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5657 Oh, the usual. Gary signals a fastball, Pete shakes it off. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5658 Ken Burns Augmented Reality, sponsored by Viewers Like You. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5659 Mom always said, don't play ball in the house" #thebradybunc 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5660 No broken windows... yet. But they’re scaring the cat. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5661 I will reserve judgement until the playoffs, but at this point I’m not convinced this is the answer 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5662 He said umpires make the calls so that’s what I’m doing now. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5663 This isn’t what they mean by home run 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5664 Well... if you hit it out of the park, none of us can get it. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5665 Not what I meant when I said steal home, Berry 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5666 Hold on for a sec, Carol - it’s full count, bases loaded, and the ghost runner on 3rd has a huge lead. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5667 I thought I paid to see you guys on cable. 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
5668 I said Balk not Talk 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5669 Yes dear, looks like we’re in the last inning of the quarantine. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5670 Commissioner Manfred? Yeah, I got a bone to pick with you 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
5671 Day 2 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5672 He said this is the way he wants the pill in his mouth. And he is the potus after all. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5673 At least the hot dogs are cheaper. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5674 Not what I had in mind for a Home Opener... but 2020 keeps me guessing! 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5675 No, I'm certain he's playing around on me 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5676 Karen, get off the phone, kitty's about to steal home!! 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5677 This gives “inside baseball” a whole new meaning 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5678 It's not easy now to play because mom is there too and last memory i remind as a kid was the broken tubelight and broken window 😂. @newyorkermag 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5679 Yeah, that's what I said! It's fill count, two outs, in the bottom of the ninth! 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5680 Please, take indoor outdoor again! 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5681 Darling, you REALLY should bring some beer 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5682 Wife 📱: Honey ! I thought you said we’d be safe at home . #safeathome #mickeymantle #rogermaris 📽⚾️🍽 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5683 Missing $15 hot dogs the most. 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
5684 Dr. Batsie, I am trying to cope, but it just feels like my tv is on all the time in my living room. 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
5685 Series of unfortunate events 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5686 Let me root, root, root, for the home team. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5687 Yes Midge, Arthur still wants to be a catcher for the Yankees. No! I don't know when he'll give up on the dream! 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5688 The backyard is a home run 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5689 Mom says no playing ball in the house except during quarantine. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5690 Same here, day 60 is just another INning. 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
5691 Babe, go get the hot dog canon. 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
5692 Quarantine schmarantine, Karen, this virus is a hoax. No way one little bat could do real damage. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5693 Yep, I've definitely lost it but I never would've predicted baseball. Can you believe it? Baseball! 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5694 I’m gonna have to call you back. This always fouls off the inside fastball. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5695 I’m currently regretting my quaranteam 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5696 This pandemic sure has given a whole new meaning to ‘home stretch’” 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5697 Ok, Ok! Just tell me where first base is when the floor is lava! 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5698 DeSantis did say they could play anywhere 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5699 He said that if I can present my yoga sessions live on IG, why not showing his batting skills live too 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5700 Sigh, another sports guy 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5701 Where else are they going to practice during a lockdown? 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5702 The open floor plan sure came in handy. Jake Ashburn. Columbus, Ohio 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5703 I swear to God, this year come hockey season I'm outta' here! 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5704 Can we talk later? It's top of the ninth and both sides tied. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5705 It's more like an Off-White Monster, maybe Eggshell. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5706 You deliver? Perfect- I'll have one bag of peanuts and a box of cracker jacks. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5707 It's bottom of the 9th and one strike away from a win for the home team 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5708 Mom, have you left your red socks in the lounge? 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
5709 I suspect my husband misinterpreted some of these quarantine rules. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5710 They're playing charades. I'm taking a nap. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5711 Try again. Three strikes to bat an eyelash. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5712 I have to get off the phone. One more out and it's the seventh-inning stretch. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5713 Because of social distancing, it seems I'm the only one watching the Yankee's spring training game." 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5714 Don’t hit the $1200 television 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5715 I never got to third base with her. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5716 Okay guys--Mom says its going to rain. Let's head to the dugouts. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5717 I agreed to a small gathering... 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5718 It’s better than the archery module the boys completed last week. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5719 Hey, join me in five for the second wave. This time California goes first. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5720 Yes, yes, the seats are great—I can see home. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5721 Aaron - pick up a loaf of bread on your way home. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5722 Honey,can you call balls and strikes? 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5723 Well, at least they're wearing gloves 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5724 Boys, why don’t you play outside? 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5725 I can’t talk. The bases are loaded with two outs. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5726 As a catcher, Jim was always used to working from home. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5727 I'll call you later. It's the bottom of the ninth, and the game's tied. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5728 I told you to text me when the game is on. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5729 Remember now, if you hit her out of the park, we all get to go back to watching the pros at the stadium 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5730 Yes, I did receive the pillow with a spiral on it and the painting of a semicircle. I'm very happy with my purchases. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5731 The cat’s trying to steal signals, but otherwise it’s all good. I can’t wait for football season. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5732 Hello, Doc? I think we need to adjust the dosage of those pills you prescribed. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5733 Pretend I'm needed in your bullpen. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5734 Mighty Casey’s at the bat 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5735 If quarantine were a sport. You want it to end, but it’s only the 5th inning. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5736 Dr. Fauci, you’ve got to end the lockdown on Major League Baseball. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5737 And FiFi is calling the play. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5738 You know I'm Suzie's dad right? Don't even THINK about getting to 'first base!' Not now, not EVER." "Sir, with all due respect, I'm hittin' a home run with Suzie tonight. And tell her mom to bring some popcorn. I get hungry after sex. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5739 It’s been great having him home more, but I don’t think working from home will be long term. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5740 Gotta run. I don't want to rattle Scott - he's working a no-hitter 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5741 HomeTown bailout for the MLB 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5742 2 fingers is a fast ball... 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5743 It's home base 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5744 That’s one dozen panes, 16x24, make that two dozen, delivered to 1621 Northfield Ave! 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5745 Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn! Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah-nagl fhtagn! 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5746 If you strike him out ,they will open the ball park ! 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5747 No mom, I promise. I won't go to second basement with him. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5748 I should win this home game 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5749 I don’t mind the dust – it’s the spitting sunflower seeds I can’t stand. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5750 Crack open a cold one, it’s time for my play-by-play. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5751 It's important to leave room for trial and error when working at home. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5752 Honey? Do you think you could steal a plate on the way home? 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5753 MLB? I think my cat might be stealing signals 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5754 Get out of the living room..no fans allowed 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5755 Two out in the bottom of the ninth 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5756 Now or never! 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5757 Yes, we have the MVP narrowed down to three players. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5758 Son, I've always fooled him with a change up. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5759 You've reached Amanda's Audio Sample Co. where we knock the competition out of the park! 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
5760 The front row, Dorothy, the front row. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5761 The game's been pretty tight - lots of home runs on both sides 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5762 I'll have to call you back, the game's about to start. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5763 Apparently their coach told them to try and steal home 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
5764 Retirement parties playing best of three gets the girl should be banned 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5765 If the baseball season doesn't start, I'm getting out of here! 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5766 At least the dugout is more comfortable. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5767 Hang on a second, three two pitch, two outs and the runners will be going... 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5768 Myrtle's play-by-play was captivating for a small crowd during the first home game in Brooklyn's new Quarantine Indoor Stadium. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5769 I know, but it's a different kind of parlor game 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5770 These home games are thrilling from the bench. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5771 I'm apparently the stay at home base. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5772 Oh, no, I'm not "playing" I'm just third base! 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5773 It’s 3 to 2, top of the third. 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
5774 Today they're playing a home game. The away game is Thursday at the Schilowitz's. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5775 Yup. It’s a great seat. And the only one that’s not up. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5776 Police? I think someone is in my house trying to steal signs. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5777 Hold on a sec dear..." "Second base is through the dining room and right, guys 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5778 It’s gonna be REAL hard to tell this team to ‘stay at home’ this season. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5779 Hello? Yes, I’m calling to report a theft. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5780 There's nothing like home field advantage! 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5781 The lockdown is inconvenient but at least I feel safe. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5782 It's not looking good here. I need some relief. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5783 I don't understand what innings are. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5784 I told you I didn’t want a diamond. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5785 No peanuts or hot dogs—it could ruin the couch. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5786 I’d like to order some peanuts and cracker Jacks, that’s my call. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5787 Mikey was wondering why his brothers were playing baseball inside 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
5788 Well mom I did ask my boyfriend for a diamond. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5789 Is that dog Astro banging on the garbage can again? 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5790 It is weird. The catcher asked if this was heaven. I guess the ‘living room of dreams’ is the best they can do during quarantine.” 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5791 I'm watching the All Star Game. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5792 It really is hard to feel safe at home anymore. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5793 Is your earpiece working? It looks like he's coming with the curve ball. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5794 I told you not to wear hats in the house! 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5795 Yes, Tom's friends are over again. First of a double header. It's the bottom of the eigth. No, they're not six feet apart, no, only one of them is wearing a mask. I hope it's not another spitball! 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
5796 And they said baseball wouldn't be back dureing the pandemic ... 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5797 We're just self quarantining around home plate. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5798 Right: four hot dogs, three beers, one can of cat food. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5799 Need a relief pitcher he's losing it. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5800 I THInk he spit. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5801 Family only game 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5802 And my Ethan just hit an at home run. 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
5803 Not much. Just shagging flies. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5804 My life feels like I'm at the bottom of the ninth with no men on base. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5805 Oh, nuthin' much. Johnny still thinks he's gonna get to third base, but he'll never even make it to first. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5806 I keep finding odd Sox around the house. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5807 Baseball woes continue; every pitch just inside. 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
5808 Can't talk now, I've got the Yankees working from home. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5809 They're currently on pause, hoping to resume play late summer. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5810 I forgot the peanuts and cracker jacks! 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5811 I think I preferred them glued to the TV, watching a different kind of home run. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5812 Just one spitball and I'm reporting you to the CDC. 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
5813 It's the bottom of the ninth, tensions are high and I've got a meatloaf in the oven for the winner. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5814 Low and on the inside-please! 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5815 So you say you can't play without fans? 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5816 Hahaha. They're playing baseball in this lady's living room. Quarantine just won't quit, huh? Anyway. How you been? Sorry I haven't reached out in a few weeks. Been in a bit of a funk. Starting to see things clearer now though. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5817 Just remember - two pats on the pillow means off-speed is coming. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5818 Mostly Gerrit's just happy to pitch with a beard again. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5819 Nothing else to do, hope it goes extra innings. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5820 Bullpen? Ya, I'm about to relieve him. Get the lefty warming up. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5821 I'm looking at it now - the pitcher I ordered was for water. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5822 Work hard for it. I phone with the coach. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5823 Yes, Josh is pitching, no - not the screenplay. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5824 « Take, me home to the ball park » 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5825 Baseball is a little harder to do over zoom 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
5826 No, I can talk, Rick always bunts to the kitchen. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5827 Hold on a second Louise: Yankees suck! Yankees suck! 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5828 He’s a sucker for a sinker! 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5829 Bottom of the ninth, mozzarella behind his back, breadstick ready to crumble. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5830 Hi Darla, Yes, The seats are good and close. And no need to worry, the Presidents news conference says facial hair works the same as a face mask, so we’re ok. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5831 I'd like to report that my husband has "lost his fastball". 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5832 In their defense, they are only marginally worse than the Korean Baseball League. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5833 I’m the pinch batter waiting for the first Thursday of November. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5834 Hello? I would like to order a $7 hot dog and a $15 beer. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5835 My living room has become a man cave! 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5836 Squeeze bunt coming...I’ll be home in a sec... 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5837 Sixty feet six inches. shmixty shmeet shmix shminches, let the games begin. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5838 They say they're the home team. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5839 Sorry, Philippa, I can't make your Zoom happy hour. I'm third base. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5840 These days it's his best chance to get to Third Base. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5841 When the parks are closed, PLAY BALL! This particular location has more comfortable stadium seating, anyway. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5842 I miss the spitting and the scratching. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5843 Yeah, if he makes it to 3rd we're gonna have to upstairs. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5844 Oh it's back already. And with a live crowd. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5845 I thought they were almost done, but it's the eleventh inning and the pitching is spot on. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5846 This is the only place I can hit a home run. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5847 He prefer to fly out but he's currently safe at home. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5848 He said he's be coming home any minute now. 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
5849 bonus for a bulls eye while missing her leg. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5850 Oh nothing, just watching the game." Andy Mathieson, Los Angeles, Calif 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
5851 Gotta go, Cathy. Every hit is a home run with these boys. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5852 Hello Information? May I please have the number of the Acme Psychiatric Center? 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5853 Yes, hi. I think my son's VR kit is broken... 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5854 We need lemonade... could you bring another pitcher? 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5855 Can't talk now, Dad is in to save the windows. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5856 So the sign is for a split-finger fastball. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5857 I thought we wereplaying without fans, at first? 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5858 It's just like a real game, including the spitting and cup-adjusting. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5859 Baseball: still boring from any distance. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5860 What do you mean you're not accepting bets on games in my living room?! 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5861 Gotta go, Maggie, dear. It’s the 7th inning stretch and they’re bringing Aroldis in off the settee. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5862 Hi, I need help coping with this feeling of impending danger during stay-at-home with my grownup kid and husband. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5863 This diamond is definitely not my best friend! 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
5864 Yeah, it's going into the bottom of the ninth, it's still scoreless, be upstairs soon... 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5865 Marsha, get over here right now...they need someone to call paws and strikes 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5866 Well - they're practically six feet apart. I mean, c'mon, Sherry, risk is the national pastime. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5867 So its two bangs for a curve ball? 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5868 Cat baseball. Yep. It’s not going well. 1.1429 0.04718 56 48 8 0
5869 Well, since the pandemic Gary has taken an interest in indoor sports. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5870 There was a misunderstanding... I didn’t realize what he meant when he said his Podcast was about Inside Baseball. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5871 Aren't we gonna wait for Fauci? 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5872 He's the catcher. He said, "OK, baby, bring it home," and here they are 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5873 This game is Bush League. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5874 Operator, "I'm sorry, but your cellphone plan did say it came with free agents." 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5875 I can't wait until this self isolation period is over. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5876 Because we both know he's a pull hitter, that's why! 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5877 Hey! I'm reading here! 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5878 Don’t know if this guy’s ever gonna pitch. I’ve been on third for over an hour. 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
5879 Professional sports are going all out to win back an audience. You wouldn't believe last night's basketball game. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5880 We need an outfielder in the kitchen 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5881 You were right --- Fenway Park is TINY! 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5882 You better not throw the spitter in my house! 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5883 Be careful of the Waterford when you run to first! 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5884 Oh, the noise? Just Fido knocking over the trash can again. Curve ball must be coming. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5885 If she was his wife, they'd call it a screw ball. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5886 No really, baseball season has started. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5887 Not cribbage, SCRIMmage. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5888 Marge, you'll have to call me back; I need to protect the china cabinet - Jason's a pull hitter. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5889 It's one, two, three strikes your out at the VR game... 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5890 I got the closest seat in the house! 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5891 Even if he gets a hit, he's not getting to third base! 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5892 Would you please ask the Centerfielder to move further back? 1.1429 0.07143 49 45 1 3
5893 Sure I can keep talking. Nobody's gotten past first base yet. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5894 Harold, I told you it's a present from the kids. Come back now. They're only here for one inning. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5895 Gotta keep practicing so Timmy can get that scholarship. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5896 These home games are really getting on my my nerves. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5897 Sign stealing from your own couch - a guide. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5898 I bet $500 on the Home team. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5899 Hang on, I'll call you back after our daily indoor exercise is over - runners are on ottoman and coffee table in the bottom of the 9th" 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5900 Yes, my new 3D tv is awesome. Watching Jurrasic Park next. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5901 They are really making me regret grounding them. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5902 Yup, it’s a Woodie Guthrie 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
5903 Bring in the lefthander. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5904 It's 2020 and broken windows are IN! 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5905 Okay back to play by play... 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5906 It's the only game in town. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5907 Here in COVID America, ball game is taken out to you. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5908 Beer man! 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5909 I can’t right now, I’m watching the apartment payoffs. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5910 If this is the new normal, why are they still spitting and scratching? 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5911 They decided there wouldn't be a designated hitter. 1.1429 0.05051 49 42 7 0
5912 I heard he uses performance enhancing rugs 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5913 You don’t happen to know a plumber that bats left, throws right do you? 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5914 It's great being able to watch whatever I want, but I think Jim and his buddies miss the live sports on TV. 1.1429 0.05832 49 43 5 1
5915 Did I subscribe? Hell yes! For an extra three hundred dollars, they'll even kill the Ump! 1.1429 0.06521 49 44 3 2
5916 'My sister and my best friend could get married.' 'How could I catch that ball?' 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
5917 Office run! 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5918 Hi Karen, let's reschedule our catch up to tomorrow, I'm in a meeting that might go out of the ballpark 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5919 Sports indoors are dangerous, but baseball isn’t technically a sport. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5920 Someone misunderstood the stay-at-home order. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5921 Beer Here. Be Here. What's the difference. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5922 Hold on, Kraken is up. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5923 Nothing much. Alex's up, Lefty's on the mound, top of the seventh and I ordered a pizza for dinner. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5924 I have to call you back. There's two out in the bottom of the ninth and we're ahead by one run. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5925 Hey, Ed--we need more clay on the pitching mound! 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5926 All three of my brothers showed up just as I was about to reach second base. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5927 Pandemic Baseball League puts you right in the action! 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5928 Who has the lockdown affected us? I haven't really thought about it that much, to be honest. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5929 No, they're not quite stealing home. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5930 Batter’s up’ 1.1400 0.06395 50 45 3 2
5931 The date is going pretty well, but I think he is trying to get to first base. 1.1400 0.06395 50 45 3 2
5932 Doris, it’s the bottom of the ninth and the score is tied. This could be the whole game right here. Jake has been having trouble with his curve and Jake is ready to pounce on a fastball. 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5933 Yep, spring training has begun! 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5934 I don't know that term, Hail Mary. 1.1400 0.04957 50 43 7 0
5935 Shouldn't we put up the netting for fan protection? 1.1400 0.05721 50 44 5 1
5936 Honey, are you sure that was Malaria medicine? 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
5937 A post-COVID plan? I’m sure the MLB has one. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
5938 oh hey Mom I just remembered that you said you were bored doing nothing... Well you will have a surprise when you return from the market... Oh and bring a new vase on your way back" 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
5939 Stay indoors, play outdoors in indoors ! 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
5940 Baby we can't play outside because of the Covid! 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
5941 Sylvia, did you hear about the new bread recipe? 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
5942 I, for one, am trying to adhere to the social distancing rules, but it's difficult to call balls and strikes from the couch! 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
5943 The app is MLB Home Plate Home Edition 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
5944 1. I've got to go now the 7th inning stretch is coming up. 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
5945 Oh yeah, the Air-mlb is going great." 1.1395 0.06298 43 38 4 1
5946 No, their masks are now off, but they’re still keeping six feet apart. 1.1373 0.05615 51 45 5 1
5947 Yes, Mom. The house has become a real field of my dreams. 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
5948 ...Two out in the bottom of the seventh. The home team is the heavy favorite... 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
5949 Baseball may be Zen-like, but I'd rather not hear the sound of one hand clapping." 1.1364 0.06161 44 39 4 1
5950 Looks like the Mets are playing at Home this week. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
5951 Honey, could you get off of third base? We’re about ready to turn two here. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
5952 Break window glasses from home! 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
5953 At least we can still play ball in the house. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
5954 i wish he would pitch me a low hard one 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
5955 Low and inside 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
5956 Yes, Tommy's here. But I won't let him get to third base. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
5957 Where else would you find "home" plate? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
5958 There’s an assumed risk warning printed clearly on the back of every ticket, Dorothy. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
5959 Agnes, I wish to hell the guys hadn't dropped by for nachos after the game that day. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
5960 3 and 2. The crowd is screaming 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
5961 Vaccine or not, we are playing! 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
5962 They wanted to use my best china for home plate, but I wouldn't let them. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
5963 The only smart one here is the guy with the mask. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
5964 I know the stands are supposed to be empty, I snuck in. 1.1333 0.06816 45 41 2 2
5965 Strike him out--or you're dead! 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
5966 Look I’m just saying Marge, I think the corporate co-opting of memes just ruins them. Did you see the one with the distracted boyfriend? They ruined all the fun of it entirely. Anyway, I gotta go. There’s a baseball game going on in my living room. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
5967 I'm renting out the ballroom 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
5968 Yes, yes, they're the best in our family league! 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
5969 There should be NO fans in the stands. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
5970 Yeah. Nothing much has changed since we're all home. Except for a few things broken every now and then. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
5971 I knew right off the bat something was wrong with him. 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
5972 Is there a way of changing the definition on my new TV 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
5973 Another home game under a crowed dome. 1.1333 0.05125 45 39 6 0
5974 It’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
5975 Hey ma. Can I have him call you back after this inning? 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
5976 Work from home 101 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
5977 I said I wanted to go to third base, but it feels like I struck out. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
5978 So anything more than $800 of damages is a home run. Got it. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
5979 I’ll have to call you back—the couches are loaded. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
5980 If he takes out the dining room chandelier, it's a home run. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
5981 Bottom of the sixth. Hot dogs for dinner tonight. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
5982 I'll have a hotdog and beer 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
5983 Can we go over what’s a ground rule double again? 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
5984 It’s better than replaying last year’s series. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
5985 Yes, we’ve taken the “travel” out of travel ball, but it’s still your turn to bring snacks. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
5986 At least Kevin Costner had a cornfield... 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
5987 Don't worry about the short-stop, its only a cloth ball. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
5988 Watch me flatten the curve. 1.1304 0.06673 46 42 2 2
5989 Will you please tell Mom to get off of third base? 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
5990 This really hits home! 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
5991 You know how the subway guys dance in the aisle? Yeah. It’s like that. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
5992 Baseball's doing house calls now. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
5993 He thinks he’s getting to third with me. 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
5994 Oh, the usual. Ray is still trying to make it to "the bigs". 1.1304 0.05020 46 40 6 0
5995 Take me out to the ball game/where old guys play with their balls/they’ve got penis and ass cracks/I’ll be happy with my bong. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
5996 bitcoin mining. my nephew was talking about bitcoin mining. I said to him. I was like mining for coins? when I want to. I was like when I want to mine for coins i just dig around in the couch cushions! What ever happened to that. What ever happened 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
5997 There have been... just so many injuries this season. 1.1304 0.05905 46 41 4 1
5998 This isn’t really what I expected when the MLB said the games would return to our living rooms as soon they could 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
5999 Well apparently now he wants to relive his baseball glory days, I’m gonna have to call you back while I keep score 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
6000 This home game might shatter a record or a window. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6001 This isn’t what I thought you meant when you said you had an extra ticket to a home game 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
6002 I mean, I’d rather him do it at home than out on the streets. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
6003 Hey, Jackie broke the color barrier, but if you break my TV you're buying me a new one 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6004 It’s no joke. If you build, they will come 1.1277 0.06535 47 43 2 2
6005 Yeah, I know it’s too early to go to the bullpen, but I need you to get out of the bathroom. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6006 Will it be a home run or just running on the home? 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6007 The true "Home Field Advantage" !! 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6008 Yes, that’s right. I’d like one order of popcorn, peanuts and crackerjacks. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6009 Yeah, I know, there’s no crying in baseball. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6010 Jen, I gotta go. I need to ballpark the next curveball 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6011 ‘Am I worried about the lamp? There is no crying in baseball Susan!’ 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
6012 This isn't what I pictured when you said: "Game night with the boys". 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6013 One more strike and he’s back to self isolation - stay tuned folks 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
6014 Hallo... No, this is WEST 161 street! 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6015 This isn’t what I meant by ‘breaking glass ceilings’. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6016 Don’t worry ma, we won’t hit your sourdough starter. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6017 I should have never said, 'Wait until next year.'" 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
6018 You think your family has gone crazy during quarantine? 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
6019 Its only minor league, though. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6020 Don’t worry about striking out because every hit is a home run. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6021 C’mon, Ump! He threw that one inside! 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
6022 Hi Marge, I'm just watching a true 'spectator' sport-they have an audience of 'one'. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
6023 Play is on Third. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6024 I convinced him that home runs are easier when you're quarantined. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6025 How better to occupy yourself during quarantine than America's past-time? I just hope he doesn't hit another foul ball... 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6026 This bouta be a home run. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6027 Bro, your balls are foul. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
6028 I know, right? Now I’m waiting for a foul ball to graze off my head and smash the picture window to bits. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
6029 She always said don't play ball in the house? Well, Mrs. Brady never had to live through a three month shelter in place order. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6030 Yeah, boys here, practicing shut-at-home, keep-your-distance...... a few windows gone... 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
6031 Yea mom, I'm on the first base side of the sheltering in-field. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6032 Covid19 " bro you can hit this, look for Donny and aim high 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
6033 We're all bored but this is a little much. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6034 Okay, Alice, I think I am about to learn why they call third base the hot box. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6035 Well, if my water breaks, he can say he was born on first base. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6036 When the spit ball replaced the bean ball as the brush back pitch. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6037 If that ball hits me in the eye again, you'll have to play in the kitchen. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
6038 I didn't mind until they started using my bras as bases. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
6039 Yeah, it's a little distracting, but it keeps me on my toes. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6040 ‘“Looks like Jack’s going to get to third base with me tonight.” 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
6041 Start the runner, it's a changeup. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6042 I mean they asked, and I just couldn't say no. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
6043 We're finally playing a home game! 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6044 This isn't what I meant by fantasy league. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6045 Karen, this working from home is going too far. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6046 The out part of "take me out to the ball game" doesn't apply these days. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6047 It’s not so bad. The seats are great. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6048 I said, flush twice it's a change up! 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6049 Yeah, I've been trying out some work-from-home side hustles, but I don't know how I feel about this sports commentator one." 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6050 I've gotten caught up on my correspondence, organized my closet, and kept any runners from advancing past second! 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6051 I think he's going to try to get to third base. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
6052 No, Mrs. Mitchell. Dennis is not being a menace. 1.1277 0.04920 47 41 6 0
6053 I ordered up the hologram game program. Thankfully, the spitting has been edited out. 1.1277 0.05784 47 42 4 1
6054 I think they misunderstood Virtual Betting 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
6055 Listen, I’ve got to go. It isn’t real baseball if someone isn’t stealing signals. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
6056 It's still not allowed 2nd base under this roof, boys. Nice try" 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
6057 — Don’t be suspicious. Do not be suspicious. Bunt. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
6058 Bottom of the 9th! Two outs! Tie ball game! 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
6059 The is not a Little League Field! 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
6060 No masks, but very creative gloves. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
6061 Yeah. It gives home plate a whole new meaning! 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
6062 I’m not putting my glasses on to umpire if you keep hitting that ball 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
6063 But, Mom, it's live baseball! Yeah, a few broken windows, small price to pay. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
6064 I'm enjoying the game, but this just isn't the most feasible way to bring sports back after COVID-19. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
6065 Remember - into the toilet bowl on a bounce is a "grounds rule" double. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
6066 Yes, Linda, I do think it's good for working out their frustrations--I just don't like the spitballs. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
6067 I thought they should bring in the short pitcher to finish the game, so yelled, "Get a little closer!" 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
6068 Who knew becoming the hub site for the AL East was so easy...hold on...I have to bang on my garbage can. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
6069 Oh, nothing much. You? 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
6070 Hey honey, I know you're working from home but thought I'd let you know its going to be an offspeed pitch. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
6071 He's going...going...gone! 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
6072 Helen?!? Can you hear me? Sorry, my husband has friends over doing batting practice. 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
6073 Baseball reimagined! 1.1250 0.04824 48 42 6 0
6074 When you can't go out to the ballgame, the ballgame comes to you. I'm sitting here waiting for the guy selling peanuts and Cracker Jacks. 1.1250 0.05669 48 43 4 1
6075 Just ignore them, just ignore them...they leave sooner or later” 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
6076 The cuarentine goes just ok, the boys get how to entrerteiment. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
6077 We thought it’d be easier starting at home than running there. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
6078 Casey’s at the bat now. He passed on two pitches right down the middle. One more strike means he’s out and the game’s over. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
6079 As long as we maintain the six feet distance, we'd fine! 1.1224 0.05558 49 44 4 1
6080 the art dealer said it would dubble in value in no time, that's when I decided to buy only half of the painting. 1.1224 0.04731 49 43 6 0
6081 Ten seconds? A home run takes ten minutes in the suburbs. 1.1200 0.04642 50 44 6 0
6082 My life's like a fast ball, just whizzing by me! 1.1176 0.04556 51 45 6 0
6083 Take me in to the ball game 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6084 COVID-19, we bring the game to you 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6085 This isn’t exactly what I had in mind when I suggested ‘date night,’ Steve. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
6086 Sorry, mom, I really can’t talk right now. It’s a full count with two outs, and the bases are loaded. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6087 Just leave the hot dog and beer on the porch. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6088 This one could be a curveball, he better stay home 1.1163 0.06827 43 40 1 2
6089 I really should have bought him that video game he wanted for Christmas 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6090 Home plate: Redefined 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
6091 Dave - did you hear than Ron has changed his name to Ronette? 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6092 Really, I didn't mean "baseball inside." 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
6093 Ball 4, Inside! Walk! 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
6094 Hun, before you throw that, Mother wants to know where you got the Yankee uniform... 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6095 nan 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
6096 mom named me Jack, I like to trade 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
6097 Run before mom gets home 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6098 I’m going to have to call you back. It’s the top of the ninth and the stay home team is desperate for a win. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6099 Sorry about the background noise... my husband is in a meeting. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6100 It was either this, or a series of “accidental” overdoses. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6101 Sorry bout the foul ball, Ma 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6102 Well someone told him he had the Umpire under his couch! 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
6103 The woman on the phone, "No, it's alright. The guys just keep improvising." 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6104 I’d like to order two hot dogs with everything and a small cherry coke... 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6105 It's a home run" orkercaptio 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
6106 The inside baseball match which ended turning our living room to a murder spot. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
6107 2020: who’s on first? 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6108 Just because the baseball season is canceled does not give them an excuse to play in the house 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
6109 Here I thought buying an MLB team would be a good 2020 investment 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6110 So it’s left leg cross for a fast ball and right leg cross for off speed 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6111 Bring the Big Game to Life with the New CORONA 2K19 OLED TV! 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6112 Well, they really did not catch my meaning when when I said that I missed baseball on TV. Like I was the one watching? 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6113 Top of the 3rd, 1 on, nobody out 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6114 Honey, the games back on! 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6115 I know I told you you should be more open about your interests, but this is ridiculous! 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6116 @newyorkercartoons Guess we know this won’t be a home run... 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6117 Quarantine has made our bin men quite friendly officer, is it a furlough contention... 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
6118 I’m aware of what mom said, but she never lived through a JCPenny’s bankruptcy 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6119 Inside the home park run 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6120 You better start warming up the lefty 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6121 For the loveeee of the gameeee, liveeee from Home Staaaadium! 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
6122 when I said I wanted more action in this house this isn’t what I meant. I finally got past second base, though 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6123 If I get hit by a fly ball, do you think I can sue? 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6124 No I said EAT FUDGE, not MEET JUDGE 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6125 Think he misunderstood the 6 feet apart directive 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
6126 I said I wanted to watch a league of their own.They didn’t realize I meant the movie! 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6127 You didn’t want to take me out to the ball game 🎶 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
6128 Looking for the home-without-run 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
6129 Yes, that’s right, having internet seed issues. Gonna have to join this meeting by phone. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6130 They didn’t want there to be any home field advantage. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
6131 The new normal - baseball edition. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
6132 Hold on Madge Bill is working on a perfect game. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6133 It makes me nervous that they do a home run 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6134 Going for the home run! 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
6135 You’re striking out, Larry 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
6136 this is what i meant when i said ‘boys will be boys’ 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6137 A football game for tomorrow, please. 12PM works for me. Yes, I will leave a review on Yelp. Thanks! 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6138 Work Hard, Play Hard, now all from the convenience of your own home" and that will be our new slogan honey!" 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
6139 It seems we need a new pitcher. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
6140 There’s no place like home(plate) 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6141 Who needs a TV? 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
6142 If only these holograms could bring the smell of gym socks and crackerjacks 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6143 It's not a reality show, Donald. It is reality! 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
6144 Baseball hits a little too close to home this year, don’t you think? 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6145 Thanks for this. Before quarantine, going to baseball games made me feel better about sitting and eating all day. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
6146 Call you later? I’m in the middle of something. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
6147 No, he hasn't even gotten to first base, yet, Mama! 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
6148 I just asked the boys to play outside. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
6149 America's gut response to the coronavirus. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6150 If I have to call one more of these games from my living room, I'm going to discover the darn vaccine myself! 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6151 3 balls, 2 strikes, and the Pitcher is staring off the call. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
6152 I can't wait for the outdoors to get back outside where it belongs. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
6153 Do a COVID-19 pitch, he won’t be expecting it. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6154 This is not what I imagined when he said he had home advantage. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6155 I'd prefer to be outside at Safeco Field, but we're stuck here in Covid Park. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6156 No, no, no. Not to worry. Really. We've all been taking the hydroxo-chloro-whatsis. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6157 Warm up the new lefty. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6158 Hold on, I've got work to do, this is the Astros on the other line. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6159 It's bottom of the 8th..... 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6160 I think he’s gone insane - he should know by now he can’t make it past first base. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6161 Well bye...I gotta go...it’s 3 and 2. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6162 You’ don’t belong here! I’m a Phillies fan. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6163 The view for this Houston game is great, but it's hell on my trash can. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6164 We're going to need new windows, all he hits are home runs. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
6165 We're hoping he'll be safe at home. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6166 Want to come over? We’re having a game night. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6167 1) "I dunno Marge, that pitch looked inside to me" 2) "Now I know what they mean by 'Inside Baseball'" 3) ... and the crowd goes WILD! 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
6168 It's ok. They promised no spitballs. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6169 There was Little League, high school, college, the Minors and Majors. Now we've got COVID ball. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
6170 Safe At Home! Havin' A Ball! It's Great! 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6171 Fortunately, they’ll never get to third base. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6172 Quarantined commotions. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6173 At least they're assured of the Home Team advantage... 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
6174 Lucky Me. I'm at a baseball game and have the best seat in the house! 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6175 I'm rooting for the quaranteam. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6176 It's hard to explain. It's really inside baseball. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6177 gosh! I am about to get knocked down by a ball 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
6178 They're disputing what a homer is 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
6179 Play Ball! 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6180 And they said home-field advantage was dead. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
6181 When I said a diamond isn't necessary, this is NOT what I meant 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6182 Sorry, I have to go. The score's tied in the bottom of the 9th with runners in the kitchen and the bathroom. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6183 Home plate has been taken literally during lockdown. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6184 When the voice said "If you build it, they will come" - I kinda had something else in mind. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6185 They took the game to me for once! 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6186 Score's tied, but our best batter's up. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
6187 I would like to return this pitcher. He doesn't hold ice tea and can't throw strikes. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
6188 Oh, the game is a blowout; I can meet up whenever. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6189 Gotta hang up, apparently I got to third base 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
6190 Over at the Jeffersons Hank and Margie are on the three yard line ... but the last play is still under review 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
6191 Gin Sculty here @ Rodger's Stadium & We have a full count! 3 Foul Window Panes & 2 Strikes @ Puddin' is 3 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
6192 I never thought I’d say I miss the days he could watch the Yankees on television. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
6193 I'm kinda busy right now - can I call you back at the top of the 7th? 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6194 Social distancing? No stealing bases here! 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6195 Strikeouts hurt, so let's focus on our empathy skills this session." 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6196 Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is on third...but coronavirus is batting. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
6197 Yeah I’m just watching the game. Got nothing else to do. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
6198 Bob mumbled split fingered fast ball...I said, 'Yes', and the next thing I knew... 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6199 Close to home. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6200 But our home plates are in the kitchen ! 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6201 I gotta go, Daryl has me stealing signs. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6202 Make sure you not to hit the mirror. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6203 Yeah, he's taking 'Stay at home' way too literally. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6204 They finally came! 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
6205 I'll call a Time Out. Bring popcorn. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
6206 It's been bottom of the ninth, two outs, with the bases loaded for the last eight weeks. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6207 Is this considered a 'home game' ? 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
6208 YOU SAID WE HAD TO PLAY INSIDE BECAUSE OF THE VIRUS!!! 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6209 In baseball, a home run is scored when the ball is hit in such a way that the batter is able to circle the bases and reach home safely 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6210 Hi, yes, ESPN? When you said get closer to the action, this is not what I imagined... 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
6211 I want to report a virtual reality break-in. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
6212 I'd like to increase my deductible for hanging fastballs 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6213 I don’t think this is what they meant by “home team” 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6214 Yeah, the kids are handling the quarantine just fine. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6215 Is it considered storming the field if I want to grab a snack from my kitchen? 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
6216 The work at home staff here have a field day 1.1163 0.06827 43 40 1 2
6217 I'll call you back at the 7th inning stretch. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
6218 Well, right now Who's on first, What's on second and I Don't Know's on third. Stay tuned. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
6219 I shouldn’t even be here. Under the spring training protocols, spectators are not allowed. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6220 Yeah, Bob’s working home from home. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6221 He's not at home yet, but maybe on the next pitch. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6222 The song "Take me out to the ball-game" never meant so much as it does now! 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6223 All I have to say is Little League better start up again in the fall! 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6224 Call me later, I don’t want to miss the 2nd inning. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6225 I know, but this time we have home court advantage... 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6226 the baseball team broke in again. i can never just have the home invaders who murder your entire family and leave the out bodies in a ghoulish tableau that holds a mirror up to society, or like those rockin hard hockey dudes who are ready to go. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
6227 I'm ready for a Half Smoke. Got some Natitude! 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6228 Honey, I said only if they wear masks. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6229 Look at that- a home run right in my own home, playing baseball with my little brothers like we did when we were kids. Even better, we're social distancing and staying inside! But don't worry, Ma, I'm not aiming for that nice lamp over there... 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
6230 No, the ad was for a house SITTER 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6231 The cat's on third--bring him in with a hairball. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6232 I'm hoping to finally catch a foul ball. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6233 I think it's going to be a slider. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
6234 He gets a home run every time. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
6235 There's a NEW meaning to HOME RUN now ! 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6236 Hello. Live representative. Unhappy with seats. Hi, I wanted to be seated closer to the action. Umm, like one cushion over at least. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6237 Homestretch, literally. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6238 After the hypnosis pillow didn't help me fall asleep, there was really only one thing left to try 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
6239 I need to go now Mom, I'm shooting for SportsCenter with SVP. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6240 Not to worry. It's fair use to sing "Take me in to the ballgame" during Covid. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6241 Well, Harry, if you want to be unknown here 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6242 We’re taking home field advantage to a new level! 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
6243 Guys, we are in Phase 3, fly down to Phoenix already! 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6244 He made a convincing case for home-floor advantage. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6245 And it’s up, up, and over the kitchen island, and he’s rounding the sofa on the way to the cat! 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6246 Good news is the batter can’t hit an inside pitch 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
6247 Diamonds are not a girl's best friend during quarantine. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
6248 Please! "Take Me Out Of The Ball Game." 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
6249 Sitting before her beautiful picture window during quarantine, Edna reached her limit for encouraging her three boomerang sons to chase their dreams. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6250 Sure, this is probably what Trump had in mind with 'Safer at Home', but in the real world there's going to be Hell to pay 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6251 Thanks Mom, my baseball COVID speakeasy is going well. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
6252 considering..., you won’t believe these great seats i’ve got. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6253 This one's headed for the sex-dolls behind third base 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6254 Yeah, I got the best seat, I'm right in the dugout! 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6255 They got bored with watching Korean baseball. Alexander T. Holtzman, Queens, N.Y. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6256 I'ts like holographic TV but less expensive and available now. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6257 The stats? Windows broken - 2. But we're ahead so who cares? 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
6258 Hey, Marcie! I heard they're installing protective netting for all seating this season. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6259 The count is full for Velez who drove in the game's only run with a sharp single to left back in the fifth inning... 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
6260 I'll call you back during my seventh-inning retch. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
6261 It’s nothing, nothing, bottom of the bottom. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6262 Never mind the lack of social distancing; I am uncomfortable being asked to steal the signs. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6263 Lyndsey! I'm inside the Park Avenue Suite with some unshaven Yankees. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6264 Can I call you back, Joyce? I think Tim’s choking. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6265 I'll take one plastic cup of flat beer and a lukewarm hot dog ― don't rush. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
6266 Ok I’ll signal the batter it’s a change up 1.1163 0.06827 43 40 1 2
6267 Oh, just the usual quarantine stuff. You? 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
6268 Of course I hate Gary’s inside baseball... but our therapist said I was being too literal. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
6269 Shelter at home does not mean at home plate. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
6270 But Yogi says; no body goes there anymore ! He's wrong ! 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
6271 Yankees front office? I got a killer first base coach for you. One meow is bunt, two meows is swing away! 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6272 "Keep up your perfect game. So far nothing is broken." 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6273 So who's on first? 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6274 It’s a good seat, but I wish he would choke up a little bit. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6275 Sheltering in place really is bringing it home - even home base! 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6276 I promise...I won’t run in the house. This is batting practice 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
6277 Exactly what are the ground rules? 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
6278 Yes Darlene, the double header goes on as planned. We just need a corner third baseman. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
6279 No, nothing much. Just quarantining with New York Mets. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6280 . . . and I'm on the phone. It's just like being at the ballpark. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6281 You heard me right. Not home. I'm calling from home plate. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
6282 It’s ok, the catcher’s wearing his mask. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6283 When your bored inside and have nothing to do. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
6284 Hang on Grace, I got a call on the other baseline 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6285 I'd like a ball park figure for a ball park. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
6286 It’s too complicated. Just a bunch of inside baseball. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
6287 This is what happens when you don't build it, Trina. They kinda come anyway. May want to put those hummels somewhere safe. 1.1163 0.04946 43 38 5 0
6288 Hey, no curveballs. 1.1163 0.05962 43 39 3 1
6289 Sorry gotta go. I’m on deck. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6290 Home is Where the Ballgame is. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6291 If you hit me one more time I'm gonna cream you steve I swear to god @davidjelly 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6292 Home office? I thought you said home run 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6293 I’ll call you back during the seventh-inning stretch, Ma” 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6294 What inning is it? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6295 Honey... They’re home. RUN! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6296 I'm more of a 'Wii Sports' gal, but hey, it's their quarantine. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6297 During quarantine, it’s literally a home run! 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6298 You’d think America would’ve picked a favorite pastime with less broken window potential. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6299 Just watching baseball, what are you up to? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6300 ...I said they stole a home in the 1st. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6301 Y-yes, I did tell the boys that we can have sliders tonight. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6302 It’s no use anymore, Linda. It was either let them play inside or Grandma gets sick. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6303 No I don’t think Jim will work from home indefinitely. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6304 3 strikes and I'M out of here"... 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6305 But you said that you’ve missed live sport! 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6306 I can’t talk right now. I’m watching the game. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6307 The new indoor life. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6308 No, I ordered a pitcher of margaritas, not an actual pitcher 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6309 Modern Family 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6310 Too close to home? 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6311 Mhm, they said it’s the best way for America to pastime in quarantine 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6312 He was at 3rd base and he wanted to go to home!!! I said I’m not ready for that yet. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6313 I’m telling you, this season we got the best seats in the house! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6314 Bipartisan agreement. One fan per game. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6315 'Outbreak of talents in quarantined life' 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6316 Ah my back..!!! Can't someone else throw him some balls.. . 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6317 We couldn’t afford a new stadium, so we just moved the team into the living room. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6318 It is what it is 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6319 Yeah I’ve tried giving him the medication, clearly he needs more dosage 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6320 Home steady(um) 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6321 This is the Corona contact ban in action, I guess. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6322 Not yet. Extra innings. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6323 Honey...that's too close for a short leg 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6324 When the adult children steal home. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6325 This isn’t what I thought when she said she’d let me get to third base... 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6326 We just met 2 weeks ago, but I think he's in it for the home run, Deb.. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6327 Don't worry, I've got 1000 balls, as I can't touch the same ball you touched 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6328 Yeah, Ron’s been saying he can get me rhinoplasty for cheap” : 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6329 Yeah, I don't miss live sports as much now 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6330 7th inning stretch coming up 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6331 I said “better out than in” no “batter up than in”... 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6332 Hey, Karen! Yeah, the cat is still missing. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6333 It’s either this or we figure out where Daegu is. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6334 Take me HOME to the ballgame 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6335 This is actually an away game 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6336 Honey, I think the MLB is confused about the stay-at-home order... 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6337 Can you read his signals from the kitchen ? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6338 My kids as soon as the zoom video call starts 🙄 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6339 With Our New HD Visuals And High Quality Audio, You Can Bring The Game To Your Living Room! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6340 Honey, the movers are stealing home! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6341 They agreed to keep it clean — no sign stealing and no spitballs. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6342 Honey, this is not what I expected when you said live sports are back 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6343 He hasn’t been himself since they put up that 5G antena 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6344 I mean, I voted for deBlasio, but I think the latest order requiring penthouse apartments to hold public recreation hours is going a bit too far. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6345 Hurry Dear, the season opener is about to start 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6346 We tried to get the cat to hand out hot dogs but she kept eating them. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6347 just a Monday afternoon 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6348 Yes Karen, it's free trial till the 7th. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6349 i had a blind date last night and i think he just let know that i struck out 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6350 I’m calling the bullpen 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6351 I’ve finally given in and started 3D gaming...guess I should stand up. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6352 Um, changing the channel to Top Chef, fellas. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6353 No..no..when they said it started with a bat... 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6354 Squirrel: “just wait until I find that rascal who hit the ball through my front window” 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6355 I'm glad they're able to return to work but do they have to play nine innings? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6356 Anyway, I didn't want to have fun that much 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6357 If only she could kick 'em out 1.1136 0.06676 44 41 1 2
6358 Yeah, it’s bottom of the ninth, Corona’s up at bat with two outs. I think we got this thing beat! Why? Because True Grit is pitching and he’s a closer! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6359 Wow, VR is getting too real these days. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6360 I tried turning on the ceiling fan but they said it’s not the same. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6361 It’s all pretend. I knew I would use that someday! 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6362 Slide into home plate 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6363 Yes, hello? Our fridge broke but the men we hired are playing baseball. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6364 I can smell their sweat. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6365 Did you hear the one about the Astros stealing signs? 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6366 i'm gonna set myself on fire they're doing it again 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6367 Hold the relish, but can you add some of those spicy mustard packets? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6368 America’s Favorite Pastime. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6369 enjoy play home baseball 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6370 There's no cowering in baseball! 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6371 I tell ya Mary, you give him an inch... 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6372 As a season ticket holder I appreciate the effort but this is not enough players for a full game. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6373 . “Thanks Doordash, that’s two Wowfulls from Citi and a Tres Leches extra whip from the Bronx, extra napkins as per ushe. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6374 okay... let's see where the ball drops!... 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6375 A call to the bullpen 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6376 If you can't go outside, go inside. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6377 I think we should start charging the Bristows across the street. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6378 When the adult orphans asked for a home base, I misinterpreted. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6379 We're in a pandemic guys. Stop throwing the spitball! 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6380 High and inside- what else? 1.1136 0.06676 44 41 1 2
6381 I'll call you back, Mandy: boys got into the Grand Final of who will not wash the cup. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6382 I can’t speak now, it’s the bottom of the 9th and Ira’s up. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6383 Hey Battah, Battah! 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6384 There are 4 more hours to go? 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6385 MLB brings the game to Irma, sheltering in place. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6386 I did tell the kids to play ball outside. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6387 The house that Covid-19 built. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6388 I'll have to call you back, I think the cat's stealing signs again. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6389 The latest version of “Inside” baseball 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6390 Yeah, I'm hoping the game will start any day now. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6391 The Twins are playing again. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6392 I rooting for the home quaranTEAM! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6393 It's the bottom of the 7th here in the Tiny World Series... 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6394 Can you believe we're at home again this weekend? 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6395 And the third-base coach calls to the bullpen for a lefty. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6396 It's been months-hurry,send in the relief pitcher. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6397 Inside baseball rule 17: the lamp is the foul pole. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6398 anyway i don't think this polyamory thing is really working out 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6399 If he gets one more strike, he is out of the house. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6400 Yeah, I put your baseball still life in our living room. It's helping Fred get through the stay-at-home. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6401 I miss sports so much that I brought home a couple homeless people so I could boo the Dodgers. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6402 I made a pitching change to score some new replacement windows! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6403 Working from home isn't so bad. I'm managing. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6404 These exotic dancers you recommended are a bit too avant-garde for me, Jane. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6405 No, it isn’t corruption, It really is inside baseball. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6406 Bases loaded, two outs, bottom of the 9th. Hold on caviar is calling 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6407 In these times of the pandemic, that's pitcher perfect! 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6408 Better rush that hot dog delivery! Stanley and the boys just went into sudden death! 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6409 This is good, but it's no ESPN Plus... 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6410 Hey, batter batter - this room is COVID-Free! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6411 The boys just couldn't wait any longer. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6412 Yes,we have the best seats in the house. But,bring your mitt. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6413 I think he’s expecting to get to first base tonight. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6414 Hold on Karen, I have to call the bullpen. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6415 Their mask and glove policy is loosely interpreted, the social distancing is ridiculous, and there are no hot dogs. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6416 They told me it's a game of inches. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6417 Hey honey, I think your AR glasses are broken...must've been the cat. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6418 I have a vision that this will be a home run. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6419 No spectators allowed, didn’t mean a living room home game. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6420 Not that it matters, but do you think we will ever get to first base? 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6421 Stop spitting and scratching. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6422 Can you hold for a sec? I've got another ball coming in. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6423 Can't talk now, gotta watch George hit a home run. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6424 The players are ready but looks like the game has come to a standstill. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6425 You left the hot dog out! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6426 The thing is, I'm not even a Red Sox fan. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6427 Fastball. Bang the trash cans twice. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6428 Homer, home plate, home run... I just thought, why not? 1.1136 0.06676 44 41 1 2
6429 Yeah . . . and well, the boys are back home. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6430 While on hold for tomorrow's Memorial Day fireworks technicians for her live stream living room series Marcy makes the call to warm up the left hander 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6431 I know it’s inconvenient, but with the Coronavirus, every game is a home game. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6432 Nothing new. The same neighborhood guys still trying to get to third base. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6433 Bottom of the 9th and the dryer's still broken 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6434 Let me call you back after this inning... 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6435 I'm still waiting for that pitch on the sports account. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6436 I knew I married a salesman, but it's tiring hearing him working on his pitch. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6437 Bottom of the ninth...call you back. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6438 Guys, break that window a third time, and you're out!! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6439 No, Who's on first and What's on second! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6440 …Ronnie says only catchers wear masks, so he signed with a Home Team instead of a Social Distancing Team this year… 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6441 He’s up at bat. We’ll see. Call you back. 1.1136 0.06676 44 41 1 2
6442 Hey, move the target! 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6443 Quarantine has really done wonders for his curve ball. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6444 The boys of summer are back-in virtual reality! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6445 Make it four hot dogs, two super nachos, 2 beers, two diet Cokes and four bags of peanuts 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6446 I dont know how many times I've had to tell them to only play ball in the house. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6447 When it comes to safety, Indoor, outdoor is not the same When you like to play a certain game. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6448 What can I say...Boys will be boys” 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6449 If the ball hits my husband coming down the hall,it's a home run. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6450 I want a hotdog and a beer" 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6451 It ain't over 'til it's over 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6452 I think we all can agree on this one. Left field. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6453 I've stolen the signs, now what? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6454 Because its fans couldn't attend Major League Baseball games, baseball thought it would bring the games to the fans. 1.1136 0.06676 44 41 1 2
6455 Yeah , the quarantine can’t stop the McGuires. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6456 My job is to call balls and strikes and not to pitch or bat. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6457 Kevin, can you explain the movie 'Field ofDreams' to me. I just don't get it!" 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6458 It is always either the top of a fifth or the bottom of a fifth Thomas J. Hurley Hopewell NJ 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6459 He left before we even got past first base! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6460 I‘ve been missing live sports during COVID and am now hallucinating them in our living room?! 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6461 It’s the bottom of the ninth, two outs, tie score, and the bases are loaded. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6462 OMG, Not the Wiffle Knuckle Ball again! 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6463 I switched to the network that offers live baseball. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6464 How can I say no? The stores are out of flour and yeast. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6465 NO George! Wait 'til the cat lets go. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6466 Fastball, high and tight. Just don't miss. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6467 Always a sucker for the inside curve 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6468 I guess it's a home game this week. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6469 Bring your Mask. We are in the top of the 2700th inning and I am tired of playing third base. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6470 Hi, I’d like to order take me out. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6471 When he heard they cancelled the rest of the baseball season, he just went bats! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6472 Can you hold on a sec, mom; bases are loaded with two outs and Steve's up... 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6473 What can I say we’re in extra innings. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6474 Pitching low and on the inside. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6475 Gotta run girl, it’s the bottom of the ninth and the pillows are loaded. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6476 Ordering the bleachers today. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6477 It's okay - I'm out of the strike zone. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6478 A new ground rule: Hit a window and you're out. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6479 yeah, things are pretty quite today, compared to usual.. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6480 C'mon over. I've got great seats. It's a three game homestand. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6481 HEY, GUYS, BE SURE TO KEEP YOUR SOCIAL DISTANCE 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6482 It's a lyric little bandbox, a compromise between Stan’s Euclidean determinations and Nature’s pandemic. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6483 You would never believe these seats! 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6484 I don't see an advantage for the home team. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6485 indoor baseball sales pitch. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6486 Day 175 of Quarantine.... 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6487 I just ejected the base runner for stealing my vase! 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6488 That's not the T.V...there's a baseball game happening in my living room. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6489 ... They binged Netflix for the first 8 weeks then in the 9th week this baseball game broke out...in the 53rd inning now.... no they haven’t slept... 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6490 No, dummy, my glasses on my knee means I can't see the signals. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6491 Curveball! Curveball! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6492 I TOLD you! Not in the house! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6493 These work-at-home orders are now getting ridiculous. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6494 Try the breaking ball 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6495 Wilfred leans in, reads the sign — no, it's a living room of dreams 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6496 Hello 911? I'd like to report a man in my kitchen who is stealing signs 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6497 Yeah, the artwork is shattered, but the cute guy is up again. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6498 They are playing the newest version of inside baseball 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6499 i gotta just do me 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6500 I love the new throw rug. But I'm getting tired of all the pitching changes. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6501 Read my signal...break the window and you're OUT! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6502 Hey pitcher, social distancing is more than 6 feet! 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6503 To be fair, they're following the stay-at-home order. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6504 Well, baseball’s going okay so far, but I’m really dreading hockey season. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6505 COVID-19 baseball: Everything is a home run. 1.1136 0.06676 44 41 1 2
6506 It’s called Covid ball, the catcher has a mask, the pitcher and hitter have gloves and once the ball is in play everyone just runs around the house screaming 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6507 The home opener fo the 5B apartment league is about to begin. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6508 Can I call you back? I'm waiting for my batter to double. 1.1136 0.06676 44 41 1 2
6509 Quarantine baseball turns out to be pretty exciting when you have a home game. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6510 I’m just ignoring them. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6511 Covid-19 brings a whole new meaning to home-field advantage. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6512 Bring It Home ! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6513 I have to run mom. I'm in the middle of a suicide squeeze. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6514 Only one of them's wearing a mask, but at least they're 6 feet apart. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6515 This home game is nothing but breaking balls. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6516 ‘Let me root, root, root for the home team, if they don’t win, it’s a shame.’ 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6517 Finally, a front row seat at a sporting event! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6518 No, Gretchen - I don't care if he plays ball in the house, I just think the catcher needs to wear an N95 - don't you? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6519 . . . and they promised not to spit or chew! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6520 I know you'd rather watch the game on zoom, but my internet's down. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6521 No, we didn’t get home to the Dominican this winter. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6522 Yeah, I'm right on the third base line and the hot dogs are free! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6523 So, which one of you is the Super Bowl? 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6524 We’re waiting for the pitch.... 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6525 Never mess with a winning streak 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6526 So, yeah, we're good. And Tom wanted to know if Bruce can come by tomorrow to ump for an hour? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6527 Yes I'm worried! They have a bad case of Seasonal Athletic Disorder and decided to test the broken windows theory of incarceration. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6528 I guess 'practice makes perfect' turned out to be a lie. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6529 Kids, remember to use your outside voices while playing inside! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6530 'Hiveboy! Hiveboy! Fetch promptly the cursed pail. The event must be quenched. It is inside. IT IS INSIDE!' 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6531 Corona - SCHMARONA! You guys go outside to play! 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6532 Everything is different now. _They're wearing slippers during home games. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6533 Anyone know the number for 911? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6534 If he hits it in the air who’ll be covering home? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6535 Do you know a really good drywall guy who's working right now? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6536 Can I call you back, I just got the sign for the suicide squeeze. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6537 Swing away!? House-rules are bunting only. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6538 Yeah, boss, looks like Jensen’s reviving his pitching career while in shelter. No, not with PEDs. He’s loading up the ball with Purell. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6539 I’m fine with it. It’s a team with no hitters. But I did insist on no spitting! 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6540 Don't make me run. I just got off the ventilator. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6541 Can't talk now, I'm cheerleading 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6542 Don’t worry sweetie; I haven’t hit a ball in months. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6543 I need to call you back, I’m on third base, I’m playing left field, and I’m on deck. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6544 Coach says to strike him out. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6545 Home team advantage. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6546 It’s all fun and games here. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6547 I didn't say "bat her up", I said better up. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6548 Can I have the steamed dumplings, please? And a fresh lefty? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6549 Yes I did say no more golfing but.. Frank Buckley Andover, MA 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6550 I couldn’t care less about MLB this year. Aaron Judge is hitting in my living room as we speak! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6551 Gotta run. I'm shortstop. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6552 The players may approve the cost-cutting, but not their wives! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6553 Insert ‘playing ball in the house during quarantine’ joke here 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6554 'Don't hit it too hard, you'll burst our buble." 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6555 At least it's not spring cleaning. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6556 Last night I realized how much I missed baseball and then later at night I heard a God- like voice telling me “ IF YOU BUILD IT THEY WILL COME. and now they’re playing in my living room 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6557 To whom exactly did you yell "Bring it home"? 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6558 I think he’s taking the concept of “home” plate a bit too literally. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6559 One strike and you're out! 1.1136 0.06676 44 41 1 2
6560 Remember, we split revenue 50/50. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6561 Who's on first, What's on second, and my Mom is on third/ peeling potato's in the kitchen 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6562 Can’t wait to sing...”Let’s go out to the ball game..” 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6563 Hello 911? There are people playing ball without face masks, and the stands are populated... 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6564 Yeah, he’s still sitting on that fastball, don’t wait up.. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6565 Yup. We're just staying in all the time, now. Dad and the boys are keeping busy with baseball simulations - I think. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6566 Ellen? Ellen? if we’re not too late, after months of desperately trying we finally have the perfect thing for your Socioeconomically Non-Threatening Family Makes The Relatable Viral Video We All Need Right Now segment. please god call me Ellen 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6567 Please, just not another strike! 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6568 I can't make it tonight, Suzie, I'm at the ball game. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6569 ''I like it much better on T.V.'' 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6570 1 ball, 1 strike, home base is loaded. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6571 They didn't get to play ball in the house when they were kids, but now they claim it's necessary. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6572 Well, now you can see why our road record is so bad. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6573 Ijust wouldn't shower for the whole season." 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6574 Only on the condition they agreed to stuff their mouths with cotton. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6575 Lamp department, please. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6576 Who needs televised sports? 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6577 Yes Marge, they're opening 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6578 I swear if I hear 'That's a 'home' run!' one more time... 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6579 Mom always said, don't play ball in the house. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6580 Quick! Bang the trash can twice! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6581 Two hot peanuts and two hotdogs, extra mustard. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6582 There's no place like home base. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6583 If he doesn't try a squeeze play, it's game over. 1.1136 0.06676 44 41 1 2
6584 It's going to be a fastball. Bang the coffee table. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6585 OK Kinsella, we'll keep this chesterfield. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6586 Gotta go, Miriam. Nearing the Seventh Inning Kvetch. 1.1136 0.06676 44 41 1 2
6587 I’m not worried, no balls flying, it’s a photo op for the next zoom conference 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6588 One out. Now Jerry's up." 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6589 What should I do when only one out of three is wearing a mask. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6590 I know! I know! But once they re-open the ballparks, the are OUT of here! 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6591 I can't wait until this home series is over. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6592 Tom I know you’re 3 and 0, but if you break anything you’re out! 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6593 No, you don't need Zoom. It's called MLB Home. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6594 Well, we do miss baseball a little, but we are managing. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6595 No umpire. With his eyes he can't call balls and strikes from 6 feet away. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6596 I m going to join them. It's the only way I'll be safe at home. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6597 Yes, its this new stadium couch "app" ; instead of cleaning today I get to see my favorite clean-up batter facing a full count. 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6598 Well... He invited some friends over for the big game. Lots of home runs! 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6599 Our first home game of the season! 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6600 Yes, strangers with masks and bats. Isn't it exciting? 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6601 Careful. She's from Houston. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6602 There's a problem with my order. I asked for rotisserie CHICKEN. 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6603 That's it, I'm going back to the animal shelter! 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6604 Hi babe, Ruth here. I totally struck out on the diamond I was expecting... 1.1136 0.04840 44 39 5 0
6605 Yes, every hit IS a home run! 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6606 The Bases are loaded he says, but I don't believe him 1.1136 0.05831 44 40 3 1
6607 This used to be fun outdoors. But it's not like there's no air inside. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
6608 I don’t think they know what stealing home means 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
6609 Hi, Mom. I'm going to need to stay with you again. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
6610 I don’t know what’s worst mom, catching the virus or my kids’ ball play 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
6611 Yeah, Terry is trying to impress me with a lockdown home run. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
6612 So it’s the bottom of the 657th ... 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
6613 I said not in house! 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
6614 Still more fans than the Ray's get. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
6615 It's not The Field of Dreams, it's The Living Room of Nightmares. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
6616 We're the beer man? 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
6617 9-1-1, I'd like to report a stolen base. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
6618 We're waiting for the maskcot. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
6619 We can talk, it's almost the 7th inning stretch. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
6620 Your team is "playing at home" is all you said. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
6621 With the Astros at bat, Cora calls it a fast ball. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
6622 I’ll call you later. I’m right in the middle of spring training. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
6623 We're pitching some old school ideas. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
6624 I gotta go Marge. A. J. thinks I’m stealing his signs again. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
6625 Well mom, guys are still trying to get to third base. 1.1111 0.06531 45 42 1 2
6626 All set. Jusr waiting for the umpire! 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
6627 Yes, Kristina. I'm third baseman. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
6628 i'll call you back in the 7th inning. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
6629 Yeah, i’m listening. no, they have no clue i’m here. OK, so let Kershaw know Fiers is throwing a fast ball. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
6630 Since the Covid 19 shut-down, I only attend the home games. 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
6631 Why it’s just like having professional baseball on the tv, I tell you! 1.1111 0.04738 45 40 5 0
6632 The score is tied, two outs in the bottom of the ninth, full count! 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
6633 He says Steinbrenner's no beard policy is null and void when he's working from home. 1.1111 0.05705 45 41 3 1
6634 Be careful. I have a soufflé in the oven. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6635 It's worse when they play American Gladiators. 1.1087 0.04640 46 41 5 0
6636 Yes, hes home for the season. This is his home base. 1.1087 0.05585 46 42 3 1
6637 @kathleen_schaidle LOL, hilarious! You’ve got my vote :-) #stayathome #summerball #alohaspirit 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6638 Give him some cushion 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6639 Wait! Third base had to take a leak! 1.1064 0.04546 47 42 5 0
6640 Hello Acme Hologram? 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
6641 Root for the home team, if they don’t win it’s a shame. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
6642 Folks, social distancing does not apply in the oval office 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
6643 Let's make glassmen rich! 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
6644 I’m sorry mam, but pitching and catching on a Persian rug is not covered by your policy. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
6645 Yes - Baseball has started! But to very limited audiences. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
6646 Oh, not again. They really haven't been the same since the league got cancelled 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
6647 Home Team 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
6648 let’s all bat away our anxiety’s together. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
6649 Even a live home game won’t keep her off the phone 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
6650 Who’d have guessed he’d let us play in the Oval Office? 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
6651 Batter Batter Batter 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
6652 Work from Home Baseball Edition 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
6653 My Vet says she’s schizophrenic, but I think it’s just flees. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
6654 I told you not to tell MJ he can’t play in quarantine. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
6655 This is a rather elaborate game of fetch going on here! 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
6656 yeah — this sucks, too. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
6657 This is the last time I will build a house on land bought from Ray Kinsella 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
6658 Next year I’ll put ‘crockery’ on the invite 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
6659 I hope they can't hear me, but i just noticed on the inside that sports are really boring 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
6660 : More chances of prolific ‘home’ run hitters this season! 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
6661 But outside is inside! 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
6662 ...I know, i know but I just want to make sure I’ve covered all my bases... 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
6663 It’s just not cricket 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
6664 If you cut cable you have to be prepared to live with the consequences. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
6665 Score of the game: Home 1 - 0 people 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
6666 The Mets’ farm system. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
6667 The count is 2-0 and the 3rd base coach knows nobody is scoring tonight. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
6668 Stewie, I think the boys misunderstood me when I told them to play ball at home base 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
6669 Domestic Baseball Championship 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
6670 Hang on! I’m ordering hotdogs! 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
6671 Zoom. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
6672 He calling for low and outside...you got that? 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
6673 No, Karen, tonight they’re playing at home. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
6674 Spring Training 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
6675 The property developer’s slogan was, “If we build it, they will come.” So, now guess who’s on first? 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
6676 So, this is what they call "at Home Run". It is beautiful! 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
6677 ‘I’m sorry did I hear you say 162?’ 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
6678 Need to change my pitch to drown out theirs. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
6679 I was just lonely. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
6680 shhh... It's the Betfair guys 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
6681 It’s shaping up to be a no-no. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
6682 More like take me OUT OF the ballgame, if you know what I mean ... 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
6683 All basins are loaded! 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
6684 I didn’t think the mound would be metaphorical, Hank. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
6685 Lisa, you might wanna lose the specs, glass is 4 points. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
6686 The pitcher winds up, looking for strike 427 for the afternoon 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
6687 Board Game’s just aren’t as Fun in Quarantine” 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
6688 I think he has the home advantage! 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
6689 I told Todd he can get to second base tonight 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
6690 Martha keep talking on the phone .... Bruce is trying to make it to first base.... again” ... 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
6691 I have to say home delivery is really a game changer. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
6692 It's 60 feet 6 inches 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
6693 I would like to order Nachos for delivery please 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
6694 Do you think if we make home base the kitchen they'll make dinner? 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
6695 This is not what I meant by Fourth Base 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
6696 now that's a home game 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
6697 No playing ball out of the house! 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
6698 I guess it’s pretty bad out there Marge- even Ray and Annie Kinsella turned them away! 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
6699 Too much eating, drinking, boredom and foul tips. You? 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
6700 Yes, I'd like to order a relief pitcher with contactless delivery. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
6701 He’s not even trying to flatten the curve. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
6702 Great image quality AND interactive! I'm 3rd base. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
6703 This is literally his plan to get to third base 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
6704 Honestly, Joyce, I don't miss cable one bit! 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
6705 When I called, I thought I said I wanted the Dodgers to play? 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
6706 Hey doc... yep 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
6707 Oh, same old. Still down by two. What’s cookin’ with you? 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
6708 I did not anticipate Mid-Century Modern nuance would contribute so much to my inside baseball knowledge base. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
6709 Well, the worst part of the quarantine is now they are all home games… 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
6710 My battery's low, I'll call you back. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
6711 My lockdown routine is the same everyday 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
6712 Well, the catcher’s wearing one. But it’s not what the CDC had in mind. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
6713 Is Aunt Alice warmed up? Gramps is tiring and we need a lefty to close this out. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
6714 The best part? Homemade Cracker Jacks. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
6715 Wait! How can I play the Umpire from a Coach's Box'? 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
6716 The bases are loaded and Joe is up again. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
6717 It’s our first date but I hope t make it to first base 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
6718 ya, Charlie's on his way home. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
6719 I hope they are not with the ASTROS 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
6720 I said I'd pay the league minimum and they were here, just like that. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
6721 The MLB gave the players the option of playing either outside in Arizona or in my living room… They chose wisely. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
6722 Helter-Shelter in place 1.1000 0.06980 40 38 0 2
6723 "Wait! We forgot the peanuts and Crackerjacks." 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
6724 Dad's Obsessed. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
6725 I told him to stop playing games with me but he’s not a good listener 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
6726 Mayday Malone meets his match 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
6727 Pitcher's hands are out. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
6728 You know where I can find a back catcher? 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
6729 You are too close, back up into the wall! 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
6730 One foul ball and you are done! 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
6731 They really coined the term Home run inn 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
6732 Throw a hard curve ball to strike him out. I don't want him to get on the third base because I am the third base. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
6733 No, not Valentino, the cat! He keeps getting zonked in the nose by my husband's knuckle ball 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
6734 Take me out to the living room. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
6735 You know this virus is not so bad if you have too much money. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
6736 Well, if we can't go out to the ballpark, then... 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
6737 No ball in the White House"- Eleanor Roosevel 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
6738 Relax! With the new social distancing rules, any pitch over six feet doesn’t count! 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
6739 Home is...home. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
6740 Current Home Stand. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
6741 Our realtor mention that it was built on the field of dreams..... 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
6742 Yeah, they quarantined our whole Little League team back in 2020. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
6743 Yes, Please deliver peanuts, popcorn, and Crackerjax as soon as possible! 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
6744 Yeah, we decided we're going to redo all the windows. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
6745 It's not as bad as you think. If he's not performing in the bedroom I get to go to the bullpen. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
6746 Dear, what about a walk “inside the park” tomorrow? I’m sick and tired of these “home runs”. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
6747 Kitchen's first, upstairs is second, fed-up mom is third 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
6748 Taylor? Can you come over? 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
6749 This Live TV will break my TV. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
6750 I’ll call you right back Gladys, I’m going to pour myself a pitcher of apple slider. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
6751 Oh don’t worry, Chelsey! After this inning, they’re going to go to the ballroom 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
6752 Don't bother me, I'm watching indoor social distancing baseball! 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
6753 C'mon over. There's an open seat in the nosebleed section. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
6754 It's alright so far, but I prefer first. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
6755 He has 2 strikes now, Mom 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
6756 I'm reading War and Peace 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
6757 Anything hit to the hallway is easily extra bases 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
6758 Hello. Yeah, I’m taking bets on the home game. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
6759 ...and here’s the windup! 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
6760 Can I call you right back? My husband just told me that they 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
6761 Me? Not much. Just watching the paint dry. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
6762 Is that the one filled with oatmeal? 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
6763 I agreed to be first base until the ballpark reopens. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
6764 It's just so great to have baseball back again! 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
6765 Move to your right and back up against the fence. It's coming through the clerestory. He's a pinch hitter. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
6766 It's Virus 3, Tribeca 0--from my distance 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
6767 Oh it's going fine, Joe just scored a home walk. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
6768 I can't wait for this world serious to be over. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
6769 Yeah I asked Brad to clear the mess to make more walkway room and he said they would ‘do me one better’ ?? 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
6770 Bat HER up! 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
6771 It's some quarantine thing- they said they had to have a smaller audience. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
6772 Yes, 911, my family is trying to bring baseball back too early. 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
6773 Which one of us is Trump? 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
6774 I have to go now, I am about to be hit in face by a baseball bat. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
6775 WAIT! WAIT! 6 FEET APART AND WHERE ARE YOUR MASKS 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
6776 Just calling balls and strikes, how 'bout you? 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
6777 Yes, they're chewing. What? Roll up the carpet you say? 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
6778 I thought there wouldn’t be any fans. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
6779 'You may now play sport with members of your household'- Boris Johnson Covid19 response 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
6780 You husband’s ‘inside baseball’ involves politics. Mine, on the other hand ... 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
6781 His fantasy baseball league has reached an impasse that requires a one game playoff. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
6782 Fine you win. Baseball really isn't boring when you care about the result. Now please don't break my furniture? 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
6783 I've gotta run in a sec. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
6784 Mom, the boys gave me a choice of quarantine baseball or skeet shooting. 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
6785 Yes, this is the Alou residence, who's calling? 1.1000 0.05991 40 37 2 1
6786 They'll all be getting to first base! 1.1000 0.04804 40 36 4 0
6787 Yeah, I’m pulling the chicken out at the bottom of the 4th inning 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6788 Bob, the mound distance is hardly indoor baseball regulation size 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6789 home run, literally. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6790 It’s home base alright! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6791 We've gotta be approaching the no hitter record. Let's stop while we're ahead 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6792 I don’t think he was listening when I said “don’t play games with me.” 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6793 Lockdown rules must ban indoor baseball as a top public health and safety measure. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6794 How do I hit a home run from home 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6795 I miss the baseball, so I let them play. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6796 Shelia, look what complaining bout watching sports got me; from #stayhome into this #homeplayground.. hang on.. Jerry. Don't you even.. Jerry, you even listening? got to call you back, hun." : #covid19 #sports #mlb . Tough times, humor like pulling teeth. Cheers 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6797 It’s $80 per per couch but I’d rather talk to you!! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6798 ..gotta go, game about to start 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6799 This is the most game I’ve seen in my house since The Knicks were actually good 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6800 And I thought AstroTurf was bad 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6801 It’s time to go big or go hom- wait a second... 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6802 Now this is what you call a homerun. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6803 The home opener feels a little different this year. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6804 Watch out for the spitball 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6805 Yeah, Helen, and my new bathroom has 12 stalls but only 3 people allowed in at a time. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6806 He's in second basement. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6807 It’s root root root for the home team, if they don’t quarantine it’s a shame 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6808 No, they just started the third inning. I’ll call you back when the game’s over. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6809 Besides the stadium cats, it's really nice to have him working from home 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6810 The field is closed so I told ‘em to come over here instead. Now I got front row seats to a home game. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6811 Pikachu, do something! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6812 There’s no love lost between these two after the beaning and bench-clearing brawl last May. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6813 Marge begins to regret telling Henry to take the quarantine more seriously. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6814 I don’t think this Omaze prize was well thought out... 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6815 It's Friday and weekend, I am gonna spend it chilling it with some beer and seafood and web series... Oh wait! Did I just move myself back into 2 years before mindset ? 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6816 « Hello Katy ! Tell me , how far do I have to run if Robert hit a home run ? » 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6817 i said run home not home run 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6818 I'm going for an home run right now! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6819 Yes I’m watching the game now. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6820 This is not what I meant by first row seats. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6821 This isn't what I meant. 1.0976 0.02469 41 39 2 0
6822 Don't worry mom, it's just a tiktok challenge. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6823 I think we’ve finally reached third base! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6824 what!!!! baseball in da house???? 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6825 I’ll have to call you back. It’s a full count. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6826 I paid a fortune for the seat but it's worth it being this close to the action. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6827 I am totally going to miss this. *Knees crackle* 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6828 We’re all about home runs since lockdown 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6829 I told him he had only 1 strike left. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6830 I told you Tina, sometimes you just gotta bring it home! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6831 Can’t you and your friends do spring training in the backyard? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6832 Sorry Peg, my husband's baseball league is practicing from home. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6833 airtight. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6834 We can do this! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6835 taking home run to a whole new level 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6836 Wow, that's definitely a Home run 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6837 Gives new meaning to the term “home run” 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6838 Yeah, get the leftie hot. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6839 But Michael, you’re already home! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6840 Home run? More like Home sit 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6841 They are practicing home office. rkercaption 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6842 Looks like everyone will get to experience what baseball season is like in Arizona this year. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6843 When the opening pitch feels like the bottom of the ninth. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6844 ...no, it's not a divisional game. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6845 well, the Wi-Fi is still down, but the CoVID catfish are up. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6846 You’ve heard the term “friendly confines”, right? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6847 How many innings has it been?” “I’ve lost count. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6848 I’d bring in the lefty. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6849 We should all listen to more @pavementband 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6850 Self-isolation cosplay of 2020 World Series 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6851 You boys need anything? Juice? A snack? Protective cups? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6852 Mom I cannot talk- it’s the bottom of the ninth and the Amazon guy is delivering toilet paper. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6853 It's a strike-out for pandemic 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6854 Adjusting work from home 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6855 Yankees home opener 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6856 No Margret,I can’t come out, looks like we’re about to get pitched another curve! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6857 No, not texting, she’s stealing signs. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6858 , quarantine stay at home. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6859 Hummm, the boys are playing it safe. Yeah, yeah, it’s all good as long as nothin breaks. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6860 I think you should just give the bat to your brother. We’re not going to get that out 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6861 I’m watching the game right now...can I call you back. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6862 Hi honey, where's the cat, I can't find it anywhere. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6863 When playing basebaii outdoors is not allowed. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6864 Are you sure this is what is meant by 'pitching batters inside'? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6865 Well you can't just expect me to put them up. That's not cricket. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6866 And the Zoom crowd goes wild! 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6867 The dining room window is NOT third Base. it's a foul ball. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6868 Tied up--Top of the ninth 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6869 Not exactly sure when you can install the new windows, but it’ll be sometime after nine. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6870 Marge, you've got to get the new 8K TV. The picture is unbelievable! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6871 Working on my inside pitch today fellas. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6872 Not my best-timed purchase. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6873 The House That Ruth And Donnie Built. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6874 This must be what baseball meant when they said they were starting a Living Room League. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6875 Major League Baseball decides where to play it’s 2020 season. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6876 Donald should be next to bat but he's in the bleachers 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6877 Batting to Beat the Chinese BATS !! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6878 My fine china seems to be first. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6879 Sorry, he's out. Can I take a sign? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6880 Count’s 3-2, bottom of the 9th. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6881 Find our reliever—he's on deck. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6882 House sitting is going swell, Aunt Gloria. The boys consider your place as their home away from home - homeplate, really. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6883 Yeah, but his line drives don't get much social distance. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6884 Well, if this is what he’s into, I guess I’ll play the field. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6885 Quarantine, Schmaurantine! Knock it into the kitchen! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6886 We're down by two, but it's only the bottom of the fifth and we have two lamps left. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6887 Careful, he’s a pull hitter. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6888 Play Ball! Robert Jablon rcjablon@aol.com (202-333-5332) 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6889 JANIE, " IT'S SO NICE TO HEAR FROM YOU. THE LAST TIME WE SPOKE YOU BABY SAT OUR KIDS. YOU SHOULD SEE THEM NOW, THEY'RE ALL GROWN UP!" 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6890 What do mean that the ice will protect the floor in January. What ice??? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6891 Yea have Jones warm up Phil can't get within 6 feet of the plate. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6892 Why is he calling for a curveball in this situation? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6893 Gotta go, Dad’s up, little brother is pitching, Mom’s catcher and I’m third base. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6894 There's two outs in the bottom of the ninth but the tying runner is still in the bathroom. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6895 Sorry if there's background noise: my partner is pitching his boss right next to me. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6896 I always root for the home team. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6897 Oh, please take me out with the ball game, 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6898 Sky Sports: Feel it all. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6899 OK, this one should get you to the Oval Office 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6900 Talk fast--I'm batting clean-up. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6901 Now, that's a homerun! 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6902 We agreed to three strikes before I kick them out. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6903 Zoom,we have one million attending this game. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6904 No. We’re on the Designated Hitter side of the street. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6905 Talk fast! It's the bottom of the ninth inning and this side of the house has poor lighting. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6906 Of course I know he's hit 60. Why do you think they call it a "homer? 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6907 I thought you said I'd see a full game. Now I'm only seeing one inning? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6908 Better to play safely at home than risk not distancing. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6909 Don’t play ball! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6910 Well, Nancy, what would you tell your son when he played baseball in the house? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6911 Gotta go. I think Steve is trying to get to third base with me. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6912 Not the spitter. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6913 You know the line in the song: “It’s root, root, root for the home team!”? 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6914 They say they’re playing in the house until there’s a vaccination. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6915 We're staying inside now, but nothing else has changed. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6916 Yes, I'd say, baseball is back. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6917 This seems to be an unusually long home stand. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6918 They said ‘try to get back to normal’ but our family is still in quarantine- you’d be surprised how it’s going, Susan.” 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6919 Go ahead - you have my full attention. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6920 Who would have thought that quarantined baseball would become the country`s most popular home game. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6921 We're fine. We're fine, really. Stanley is just about to throw out the first pitch. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6922 Spring Training has made it easier to keep track of COVID19 time 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6923 Joyce, it's 3 balls and 2 strikes with two outs. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6924 You let him go to third base and all of the sudden he thinks he's a professional athlete 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6925 Rob, this isn't what I meant when I said I want to watch baseball! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6926 So now this is what I get for always arguing baseball should not be played inside on a carpet. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6927 I don’t mind them playing inside, just when they get upset because they think the cat is stealing their signs. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6928 Maybe you should not come after all, Dad - only one of them is wearing a mask. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6929 Boys Will Be Boys"? I say it should be "Boys Will Be Jerks" 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6930 I'll have to call you back. I'm home, and the bases are loaded. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6931 Yes, another home game. I'm on deck, gotta go! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6932 Hold on, he's seeing if he can get to third base. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6933 Bullpen, get Nuke Laloosh ready, George wants to try his knuckle-ball. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6934 With the family playing at home, I can't get to first base. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6935 Silent auction, top bid, virtual bases 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6936 No, we haven't been outside. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6937 We want a pitcher. Not a belly itcher! 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6938 You said to swing for our dreams. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6939 I think the hot guy crouching at the back is giving me signals. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6940 With Alice on third, Bradley contemplates the suicide squeeze. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6941 This puts "stealing home" in a whole new light. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6942 No. Hu’s catching. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6943 Honey, i told you there was something off about this "Sports Package"! 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6944 Well, for now, they're ALL home games 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6945 I'll send a mitt back every day the ransom isn't paid 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6946 None of the others worked. Finally I let my boys play a game the really like. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6947 Roger loves it. He says before he could never hit an outside pitch. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6948 When the CDC opens the fields, I can rejoin book club. Until then, my boys have the home advantage. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6949 Great seats but this is my last home game. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6950 We are practicing for the draft. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6951 Yep, we have a home plate and maybe an out the park home run. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6952 Hey batter batter , pitcher's got the virus! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6953 No we're all safe at home. Everyone is so bored. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6954 I want them outta here! 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6955 Don't make my mistake and tell him most living rooms are really diamond shaped 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6956 Covid-19 Series 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6957 I think he is hitting a home run 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6958 At this point, my biggest complaint is just that Irving is not keeping up his fair share of social distancing as catcher. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6959 MLB commissioner has solved the quarantine problems of the upcoming baseball season. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6960 I'll take the under. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6961 Lockdown Life; free of COVID-19 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6962 I thought he said ball me. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6963 Hermin, can you here me? The hydroxychloroquine is kicking in... Yes, I gave some to kitty too. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6964 Bring in the shut-down closer. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6965 No way he gets one past me 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6966 Home games are so much better than away, Helen. I feel like I'm right there on the field. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6967 With their Rotisserie League out for the season, can you blame them for getting restless? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6968 She's not on the phone - she's stealing my signals! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6969 No, third base line. First row. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6970 Hey Batta Batta..,,Hey Batta Batta 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6971 Is she stealing your signs? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6972 Oh I’m in one of those improbable New Yorker cartoon contests which will garner the usual silly caption entries dealing with the Virus, or Donald Trump, or the endless neurotic conceits of the Elite. Dear God! 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6973 Can you add peanuts and Cracker Jacks to the grocery list? 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6974 He's lookin' for somethin' inside. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6975 It’s still safer than football. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6976 This ump's low strike zone is a little fishy. Warm up our submarine-style pitcher in the kitchen, and ask him to bring me a beer. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6977 Thankfully Henry can play from home. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6978 when corona makes you stay inside 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6979 This 'work from home' thing is a real home run. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6980 Tensions mounted at the Henderson's in the 9th inning, as Carl was pitching a shutout during the shut in. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6981 Well we all feel safer with the "no spit ball' rule, but it sure has hurt Jake's ERA. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6982 They keep saying ‘safe at home.’ 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6983 Thank goodness. So far, there are only three of them! 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6984 Covid-19 presents: The New BaseHall League 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6985 ‘Smellivison’ may never be a thing now that we have MLB’s new telework policy. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6986 My lawyers assure me you can't be convicted for both America's Favorite Past Time-ing and insurance fraud. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6987 Yeah, the big pitch is today - I'll let you know how it goes 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6988 It's not that I don't think it's a thing, I'm just not the kind of person that sees sport you know? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6989 I know it’s been a while since we’ve seen any sports, but this seems a little off to me. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6990 Bowler: Catch it!!! Wicket Keeper: The ball or the virus? 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6991 Yes. I hid the garbage cans 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6992 They’re at home this week for a 3 game stand. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6993 Hang on, I got Quakenbush pitching to Honus with Crash Davis catching...dang, I LOVE these quarantine hallucinations! 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6994 Helen, it's the bottom of the 9th, man on third but Johnny Ammo's curveball is faltering. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6995 The Last Dance. 2020 revision. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6996 Yes he seems to be coping. Do you happen to know if sunflower seed shells are compostable? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
6997 Hello quarantine hotline? Is one of the symptoms Live sport withdrawal? 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6998 This new Sports with no fans thing sucks, I feel like a criminal! 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
6999 Well, you said shelter at HOME. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
7000 He wants to practice social distancing in baseball 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
7001 Mom, you're on third. Get off your butt and take a decent lead! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
7002 If I hit the lamp, it is only a single? 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
7003 Ugh, this is what happens when there are too many balls in the house! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
7004 Yea, on Craigslist. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
7005 Our whole family is really getting into the swing of this say at home thing. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
7006 That’s a $20,000 Persian Rug! STOP SPITTING!! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
7007 The Opening Day itinerary specifically stated 'be at 46 Hoyt St., Apt. 22B at 6am. Ask for Cheryl.' 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
7008 Yeah, the guys are so cute. Tim just told Cliff to throw it slow and tight. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
7009 I don't know what to tell you, Betty. I think the lack of TV sports has broadened his universe. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
7010 No Carol, I'm just glad he doesn't have hunting buddies..." 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
7011 Yeah, we're fine but feels 78% defenseless. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
7012 Watch for the bunt 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
7013 When hitmen get cabin fever, they improvise. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
7014 Yeah, they're trying to steal home. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
7015 I thought I wanted baseball delivered "straight to my living room" but its been 9 hours and all of my windows are broken. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
7016 Don't forget. 2 months ago, the score was 2 to 1 in our favor, the count was full, and 2 outs, with a runner on first. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
7017 So when you said you guys were the infield you literally meant the IN field! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
7018 You can come any time,the game is live right now 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
7019 I can’t leave here til the seventh inning stretch. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
7020 Its quarantine league night 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
7021 Some day I'll be able to tell my grandkids that I attended the first virtual All-Star Game. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
7022 He's throwing a what? A curveball? No, this isn't the Houston dugout. You have the wrong number. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
7023 The signal is keep it low and inside! 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
7024 I don't mind the game but I wish they would brush their cleats off before coming in. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
7025 Trevor's been on first base, Colin's been on second, but foul balls have meant Ollie's struck out on several occasions" 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
7026 What can I say, quarentine made us build an at-home base 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
7027 I’m calling to confirm that you are not, repeat not, cancelling my cable sports package. 1.0976 0.05849 41 38 2 1
7028 The new HBL season is on (Home Baseball League) 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
7029 If not for the quarantine, I would knock it out of the park. 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
7030 We're all safe at home even though he's out at second 1.0976 0.04692 41 37 4 0
7031 It's hard not to mind you Linda. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
7032 Indoor sports is the future 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
7033 No. You wouldn't understand it's... 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
7034 One finger for cheese, two for pepperoni 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
7035 I wish you could see this, it looks like it’s going to be a homer 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
7036 Don't worry, there's no way you can miss! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
7037 No, Formula One Day is tomorrow 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
7038 He’s been trying to get off home for weeks now.” @silkiejones @blameala 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
7039 ...And so once we clean up the “house league” confusion I think this will be a great investment. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
7040 But Donald said he wanted sports back? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
7041 no, mom. i did not think about a quarantine when i married a baseball player.... no, mom. this is not on me. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
7042 She came through the portal print on that throw pillow 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
7043 Row row row your boat gently down the stream 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
7044 It's the bottom of the 45th, nobodies out, everyone is gone, and they're still playing! 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
7045 So, doctor, that’s not a home run you were recommending? 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
7046 No ma, we don’t need to come up for the weekend. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
7047 Mom, we scored the best view and didn’t even have to move. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
7048 Grandma, you won't imagine dad's new idea to play with my brothers. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
7049 I’m confused with the rules. Isn’t it supposed to involve a ball? 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
7050 Yes sir, I will pitch in to help the team and work 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
7051 Baseball: That Great American Pastime... 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
7052 Thankgod; I am married to a sportsman. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
7053 Hi, bookie? Yes, what are the odds on a smashed window before the second inning? 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
7054 Well, it’s a tie game in the bottom of the third, but I keep wondering if there is going to be a football season in the fall. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
7055 "I'm praying for a no-hitter". John Curliano, Alamed 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
7056 Hey- Yeah- The quarantine sports are really immersive. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
7057 I’ve heard of sitting behind home plate, but this is ridiculous. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
7058 Yes dear, I tried to explain the difference to Dad, his TikTok idea is a virus not viral 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
7059 .Bring peanuts and Crackerjack 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
7060 He's in his wheelhouse. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
7061 Welcome to balk talk. We have one caller, you’re on. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
7062 Hey beer man, over here! 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
7063 Pleeeeease strike him out !!!! 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
7064 Looks like we'll wind up the home stand with another close game 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
7065 Could I exchange it for one with medium-high definition? 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
7066 I said something about the hot stove and seasoning, and they just showed up. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
7067 I was looking for seasons tickets not your perverted game of quarantine baseball thats destroying my apartment . 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
7068 He’s no Koufax but he’s all we’ve got. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
7069 I'd like to cancel your new home viewing offer and go back to cable television. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
7070 If you miss the pitch, it’s a home run, with your wife 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
7071 I swear if you will play bang bang, you will really know about female hysteria! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
7072 No score yet dear, the pitching has never looked so dominant. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
7073 We figured that we had enough roommates to play ball. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
7074 Gov. Coumo, it's an emergency! Open the ballparks STAT! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
7075 yes, Bo does seem to enjoy working from home 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
7076 The "experience economy" takes a swing at "home delivery." 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
7077 This new TV makes the game so up close and real. It seems like it's going on in my living room. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
7078 We just sang, " Take me into the ball game" 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
7079 Can't talk now--it's bottom of the ninth and the bases are loaded! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
7080 Southpaw set up man isn’t available? Ugh. Righty short reliever then. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
7081 Sorry mom, no fans allowed. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
7082 can you hear me now? I can´t get a good signal 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
7083 It's our second date, so we're going for first base. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
7084 Send him to the showers, this room stinks. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
7085 Well, it's not the home I thought it would be. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
7086 C'mon guys...use your distance and take it outside! 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
7087 Susan gives the sign for Bunt for the 3rd time this inning.. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
7088 I hope you don't throw a curve ball. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
7089 The only thing is, I miss the ball park hotdogs" 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
7090 Gotta have home field advantage 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
7091 I got great seats! I think. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
7092 Throw it low and inside. 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
7093 I’m watching baseball, and it’s a home game. 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
7094 The MLB work from home effort looks like it'll be a smash hit 1.0952 0.05712 42 39 2 1
7095 Where do you say is that "Back to 4K" button? 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7096 I suppose it’s a welcome distraction from the worlds eeries 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7097 They say it’s the newest fad in demolition... 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7098 Hi, I'm calling to reschedule delivery of my order for a sofa mirror, table lamp, and Grecian urn. Can you hold off a bit? It's the top of the ninth. 1.0930 0.05582 43 40 2 1
7099 There seems to be a problem with the signs. Nothing has happened for even longer than in outside baseball. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
7100 SD means social distancing not social distress. 1.0889 0.04290 45 41 4 0
7101 Your aim was perfect in removing my upper right incisor but I'm going to decline the second extraction 1.0870 0.04200 46 42 4 0
7102 Baseball, truly America’s pastime 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
7103 The Last Bat 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
7104 The last thing they wanted was to run home 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
7105 Helen frequently required the help to entertain her with tableaux. Tonight's theme: The 2020 World Series. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
7106 I gotta go Martha, Jerry’s warming up for his Zoom call. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
7107 The order is completely wrong, let me speak to the team manager. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
7108 I have to call you back, they need my phone to be the jumbo-tron 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
7109 No, Susan, I don’t know why he’s pitching fast either! 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
7110 I told them I would only play if it was shirts vs. skins. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
7111 I guess they’d prefer one fan than no fans... 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
7112 They didn’t have anything else to do. 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
7113 Yes my husband has been working from home, you should get over here, this is the best seat I’ve had at a "home game" in a while. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
7114 I don't know how that rumour started but all I know is that they definitely didn't get past second base. I saw the whole thing with my own two eyes. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
7115 No, we’ve actually been losing weight 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
7116 Altuve, the pitcher can hear me giving you the sign. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
7117 Looks like he’s signaling to keep it inside. Again. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
7118 Open the window. I’m going for an into the park home run. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
7119 For Brenda, life in quarantine really was a whole different ball game. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
7120 ‘I already told you the lamp is on my team’. 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
7121 They better not break any of my VAHS! 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
7122 The moment before shattered glass and fleeing cat. 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
7123 This game is rigged 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
7124 Yeah, they're great seats- front row along the third base line...look for me on tv! 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
7125 They played this when they were kids. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
7126 I’m not sure...I just hope they don’t try to steal home” 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
7127 Yes mother, Abner has come up with the cutest game to entertain the boys during the shutdown 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
7128 I told the guys they're allowed to step outside in the yard long enough to play a quick game of baseball. They insist they must be quarantined 24 hours 7 days a week! 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
7129 Sorry, Rubgy is Tuesday 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
7130 He says he's a clean-up hitter. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
7131 I really thought that if I didn't build it,they wouldn't come. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
7132 If you bean the cat, he takes a base. 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
7133 That's right: peanuts and Cracker Jack – contactless. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
7134 Tomorrow gets the sign from Today. Who's loose on first, What's tight on second. Why, Because...I Don't Give a Darn all crowd social distancing in the in-field between the Tiffany lamp and love seat. No one thinks Normal can pull this out... 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
7135 Big city life is fine, but Howard still yearns for those wide-open spaces. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
7136 It must be an intersquad game. No visitors. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
7137 I swear, Judy, sequestration, TV broken, I've had it! 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
7138 Did you wash the ball? 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
7139 Why do I always have to be third base?!? 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
7140 Hey Margie, can I call you back? Its top of the 9th and the score is 3-3. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
7141 Honey, when I said you had two strikes before sleeping on the couch, I didn't mean play baseball! 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
7142 Without bases today, that's my sister 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
7143 Remember, we are playing with social distancing rules. You are considered tagged if you come within 6 feet of the ball. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
7144 It's not the fastball that worries me, it's the pitchout. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
7145 Hi Marge, Nothing to complain about over here except the follow through. How's everything in the peanut gallery ??? 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
7146 Bean him! 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
7147 I'll deal with the chewing tobacco stains later. Now I have to let him know what's coming. 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
7148 Yeah, Betty, I'm the pretend announcer for his pretend baseball. 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
7149 Please? Go for a Bunt! 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
7150 Didn't you hear?!?!? Baseball has been canceled this year. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
7151 When staying at home has its advantage. 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
7152 So I says to Babe, you know, the blue one who used to run with that lumberjack, I says to Babe and Ferdinand, "You guys have got to bust out of that place." 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
7153 It’s The Stir Crazies 20; The Covids: 19 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
7154 Just remember, now there's no spitting in baseball. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
7155 It's my first home game of the season! 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
7156 Please have the shortstop stand. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
7157 It’s going well, I use the guest bedroom and he works from the living room. 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
7158 The hacky sack broke, so they moved on to real baseball, unis and all. Should I call the commish?” Will Hunter, Plymouth, M 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
7159 Who's Your Daddy Boy! 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
7160 You might want to open your window. Bob pointed his bat like Ruth. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
7161 This season's opener will one I'll be telling the grandkids about. 1.0811 0.05976 37 35 1 1
7162 Bullpen? Have Joe warm up. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
7163 Well, I’ve got the best possible seats at the ballgame but also in the least way likely. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
7164 I wouldn't mind if I had some hot dogs and beer in the house. 1.0811 0.04549 37 34 3 0
7165 Yea, so they say it’s a home game tonight ... 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7166 Haha baseball go swoosh haha 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7167 No quarantining in the house! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7168 HOME run was never too easy 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7169 And Susan thought she would never miss going to a baseball game. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7170 They said they were the best seats in the house... We didn’t know that they would bring the game to the house! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7171 Keep dreaming! 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
7172 Bases are loaded and it’s a full couch. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7173 well, i did need some ‘me time’, so i’ve let a few rules slide. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
7174 Baseball attendance at all time high 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7175 Honey, stop listening with half an ear. I said basil smash not baseball match. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7176 Casa llena 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
7177 Be careful playing this game - wear a mask 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7178 Just watch the lamp! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7179 This call is not reviewable 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7180 The pitcher told him the drapes were tacky. Big mistake. Michael’s hit three home runs so far. #thatsallineeded 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
7181 Its a home-and-home series, but both teams live here now. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7182 And now entering innning #967. Another home run due to ongoing base visitation restrictions 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7183 Mom: Next time I will be batter if I can survive as a ball now... 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7184 When he asked me if I wanted to take it to second base, this wasn’t what I had in mind... 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7185 I didn't mean take it to MY home 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7186 The consequences of Jordan’s brief stray into baseball in The Last Dance 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
7187 And that's a quarantine home run, well almost! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7188 Sorry, I was on mute. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7189 'these front row tickets to the Mets really weren't worth it. ' 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7190 Yeah, I’m shortstop so if he pops one up Ima hafta get off. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7191 This isn't what I meant when I told him I wanted a big diamond. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
7192 Thank God for lockdown, I watch 'live' matches in my home 🙃😉 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7193 I’m pretty much free until the end of the year 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7194 I tell you, kids, the last one to mess with bats caused the virus 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
7195 This isn’t what I meant by a ‘home run’! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7196 Third strike and you’re out on the street, Thomas. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7197 Bah! Another 14 years old game 😣. Time for some live action from the Oval. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
7198 Yep, still stuck at home, and going anywhere if they keep catching it 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7199 I've never seen so many home runs in one game 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7200 Quarantine gives home run a new meaning. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7201 ‘Yeah he’s always off promoting one of his golf courses, so we’re trying to find a new tenant for the building’ 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7202 Bringing new meaning to the home run 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7203 'Welcome back folks, to the 2020 Quarantine World Series, we're at the top of the 220th inning" 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
7204 Can I put you on hold? I'm getting another ball 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7205 I’m not sure what happened, my husband built a replica field in our living room and they just showed up. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7206 It's a home run at our team's home! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7207 Give me the heater!!! But below 100.4. I gotta go to work tomorrow 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
7208 This is more entertaining than the last 6th cat we bought 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7209 We finally got that home field advantage 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7210 Carol was the secret ringer for the home team 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
7211 help! they’re trying to steal home! 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
7212 Honey, our instacart shopper can’t find peanuts and Cracker Jack. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7213 Inside baseball 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7214 she was worried about being hit and not just from the virus. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7215 Iowa? I could have sworn this was heaven. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
7216 This will be a home run Karen, I can feel it 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
7217 Hazard Play 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7218 Swing batabata Screammmm 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7219 Still safer than Monopoly night, honey” 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7220 Are those electronic strike zones finally available? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7221 It’s a curated fan experience Marge 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7222 Relax, it's just until the games are back on ESPN. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7223 Bottom of the lounge 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
7224 ‘And now, for the closing argument’ 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7225 I guess the wild card is at home 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7226 I ordered my game to-go, but I’m not feeling it. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7227 Lucille is oblivious to what is about to happen. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7228 Don’t worry about the buzzer, Jose. I’m telling you, it’s going to be a fastball. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7229 Hello, Houston? We don't have a problem stealing his signs. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7230 We finally mastered working from home, so we figured why not give it a try? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7231 No, he is still not home, but, check back next season! 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
7232 'The boys finally found an indoor use for their playoff beards' 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7233 Your crazy father and brothers think they will start their own team and season in the living room. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7234 Bottom of the fourth month of quarantine. Two strikes and no chance of me getting the hell out of here 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7235 Let me call you back after the game. I have great seat! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7236 Hey batta batta swing batter 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7237 You are never going to believe it! I'm so bored in quarantine that I'm imagining baseball games. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
7238 For peanuts, our team of experts can train your telemarketers in the art of the pitch. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7239 Yes, he's at home. But this seems baseless. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7240 It's the bottom of the ninth-I'll call you right back. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
7241 Yeah, but at least it's better than async swimming... 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7242 Who’s still on the couch. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7243 It'll be over in about 15 minutes, unless it goes to extra innings. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7244 Hang on, Deb, while I check my original Prime order. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7245 They weren’t lying: it is the best seat in the house. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7246 It's just a game, ma - I'm at third base and Jack is swinging for the bedroom. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7247 Yes it’s raining out, they play in your living room, new rules. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
7248 Ok. Doris said her husband is trying to steal second base. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7249 This is too widescreen for me. What is you return policy? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7250 Hold on a sec honey, 'Sawiiiiiinnggg batter'" 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7251 I really prefer ‘social distancing’ to ‘stay at home.’ 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7252 Watch out for lamp on third. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7253 I need help dealing with a Tigers problem. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7254 Balling in the house.. that's what you call a home run. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7255 "Oh, no, a shortened season also!!" ' 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
7256 Is this what the governor meant? Batting at our home's home plate? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7257 That's the 4th window you've broken this week and this time, I'm not paying for it 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7258 Get the leftie up. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7259 It's the final HOME game. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7260 I said Nat clean up, not bat cleanup. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
7261 I don’t understand him, it’s like he’s just running in circles.” 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7262 My husband hates it when I don't watch the game. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7263 It's 3 & 1. I just put on the bunt sign...hopefully. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7264 Honey, remember how you were wondering wbere you’d be playing home games now? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7265 Before a window breaks, i'm changing the channel. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7266 I'd rather catch COVID19 than watch this !! 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
7267 I have been out of the game for such a long time. And you know what Alex , I still got it. Been swinging around and guess who hit a home run. I'm an expert at playing in the fields 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7268 I told them to play outside, but only the umpire agreed to wear a mask. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7269 I can deliver the hot dogs, but we don't stock peanuts and Cracker Jack. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7270 MLB broadcasts their first home run from home. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7271 Yeah, the halogram is working out great! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7272 Yeah I'll take a slider inside please. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7273 Are you stealing signs again? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7274 OK, boys ! Three strikes and your OUT of the house. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7275 I tolerate most things, but draw the line when the manager runs out to kick sand over home plate. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7276 So this is what it means to hit it out of the park? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7277 We are at Home 3, Virus 0. I am rooting for the virus now. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7278 Mr. Roberts, this is a sales pitch like none other... 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7279 Quit working, double-check the schedule, and take another look at the tickets, Honey. I’m fairly certain tonight is a home game. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7280 Hey, I just called 'cause there's no action here. What's the score at your house? 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
7281 What's next? They've already broken all the home plates. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7282 No, I don't know where the away team are. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
7283 Yeah, right down the third base line! So close I can smell the tobacco juice! 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
7284 Do you think Mom would mind if we used one of her plates? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7285 I thought that by ''home run'' he meant streaming exercise. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7286 The real problem is we never know if the runner is safe or not... 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7287 Three balls, no strikes in the bottom of the ninth and it looks likes Miles is making the call to the ca bullpen... 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7288 In our living room, every hit is a home run. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
7289 He’s going to steal home. Gary Jacobson Minneapolis, Minnesota 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
7290 Stay at Home Sports. "No infield, no outfield, we call it Home Run In." 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
7291 Just a minute Marge, there's two outs in the seventh and I'm using 3rd base as a throw pillow on the couch. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7292 Boys, if you don't stop this, I'm gonna go batty. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
7293 For the love of the china cabinet, please bunt. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7294 Foul ball. Next strike, you're on first base in the guest bedroom. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7295 It's OK. We're maintaining 6-foot spacing. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7296 Now, communicate via body language that you disagree with the sign, but are not angry." 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7297 Wow I don’t remember that weird baseball scene in Twilight being so 3-D 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7298 One more inning before the bathroom break. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7299 You oughta trash that old bat. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7300 He wants to make it to second base before he moves in. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7301 He’s 0 for 1 with the outfit, 0 for2 if he swings that bat and 0for 3 if he thinks he’s sleeping with me! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7302 Man I hope he draws a walk! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7303 We’re in extra innings, can you call back. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7304 Yes, they're beginning to crack now. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
7305 I'm betting on a home run! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7306 I didn't expect the season opener to be played at MY HOME. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
7307 Announced attendance: 1. Paid attendance: 0. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7308 BASEBALL IN A LIVING ROOM 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7309 We'll avoid the windows, but we have to WFH... 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7310 I'm not the one that broke the window in the kitchen. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
7311 What about the third baseman? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7312 Why am I not playing? My coach brother called me a Cinderella because I ran away from the ball 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7313 Tell her to speak up. Is the next pitch a curve ball or slider? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7314 60 feet apart, not 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
7315 He said this date would end up on third base, but I didn't know he'd bring his teammates with! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7316 Yeah, if he has 'good at cleanup in the house' on his dating app, just know it might mean something different to him. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7317 ... and when the Mets are done, the cast of "Chicago" comes over. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7318 Gladys Kravets payed $4 trillion to see the Illuminati vs. Deplorables. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7319 Yes we're playing ball but without fans! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7320 I can do this all day, these guys steal my signs better than my husband! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7321 Virus? Only one guy is wearing a mas 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7322 Your mother says "Go for a slider" 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
7323 I've got to go, Ty. I'm stealing signs for the home team. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7324 ..no, we’re still doing fine...” “Yeah...so, they were outside but...you know...the murder hornets. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
7325 TAKE ME BACK TO THE HALL GAME 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7326 Gee, these cell phone provider pitches are getting so literal these days. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7327 Mom...can you pick me up now? 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
7328 Either mighty Casey strikes out, or we're looking at dental work. Either way there's no joy in Mudville. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
7329 Can you move out of the way? I'm trying to watch the game! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7330 Still scoreless in the bottom of the third. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7331 IT'S FOX SPORTS, AND THEY WANT TO TELEVISE AS THE HOME HOME RUN DERBY 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
7332 Yeah, I know the come-to-your-home mani-pedi wasn't a hit, and the omakase sushi party in our kitchen was a little much, but this is much better. Trust me. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
7333 We've got to re-think using the metric system. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7334 Here's the rundown. The catcher is wearing a mask; pitcher and batter are not. And the batter and catcher are not practicing social distancing. I'm eating a hot dog. All's good! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7335 I’m heading to the bedroom after this pitch to avoid the post game traffic! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7336 I am watching three dingbats. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7337 keep it up Harry and it's one , two, three strikes you're out ! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7338 Don’t sit on third, Karen! I’m hitting this one through the kitchen window and over the fence! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7339 Home plate these days are hitting too close to home! 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
7340 Home Runs reach a new record during the lockdown 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
7341 How great would it be if live sports were back.. in the other room? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7342 Yes, Mother. Stuart said he was their "designated hitter," but I swear, the guy has been drinking. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7343 Hey, get off of third base! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7344 The stadium's closed, so Harold thought they might want to meet here. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7345 Hello, 911? There are men in my apartment stealing bases! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7346 Curve ball, got it. I’ll signal the batter. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
7347 If you break it, you're out! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7348 Swing for the white picket fences, through the dining room window. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7349 I don't care how far you hit it, you're still not getting to third base. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7350 We're still working out the details in Class A ball. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7351 Rodger has resolved his issues with shelter at home restrictions. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
7352 Looks like she is giving him the take sign . 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7353 Strike three, you’re out of the bedroom, and sleeping on the sofa tonight! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7354 Hi, I need to make a return. I accidentally clicked above Triple AAA Batteries. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7355 They sent me to the bench after I asked how they were going to keep score since they’ve all made it to Home. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7356 Yeah, there’s no way he’s getting to second base now. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7357 Hi honey. Yes, Billy is back home. The league told him because of the pandemic they had to stop pretending that baseball was a real sport. He's finishing up his little game in the living room but he'll be done by dinner time. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7358 Oh, ya know, this hubby and kids are fine. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7359 I told him one more strike and he did David the jugu 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
7360 OK guys, no spitting! 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
7361 This is not what was meant when it was argued that the game needed to be shortened. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7362 The ballpark concession prices are actually quite reasonable, Fran thought aloud. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
7363 This guy stinks! Send him back to Davenport! 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
7364 Karen, it's Carol next door, quick, call the Manager! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7365 I think Ed’s hearing is going, I asked for him “to try mend the mat in the hall” but instead he’s here with “two men, a bat and ball” 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7366 That's the point Jill, to exactly break something. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7367 She lets the batter know, the catcher is signaling for a curve ball. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7368 We have to seriously think about postponing the next championship. I am not able to count how many windows I have broken. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7369 Officer, I’d like to report a squatter. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
7370 Hello Bull Pen - send in the lefty. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7371 I'm just hoping he chases one outside. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7372 Baseball doesn't seem so slow anymore after the past couple of months. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7373 The curveball in all this? I asked for bleacher seats! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7374 Mother warned me I'd strike out with him. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7375 They said to call a strike but I don't know anyone named that so I called you. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7376 If you want to give me coronavirus, you can just stand less then 6 feet away from me. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
7377 Earl insisted on letting his mates into their quarantine pod. Edna, resigned to the inevitable, made do with mindfulness. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
7378 We can talk the games almost over 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7379 This is not what Karen meant by second base 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7380 These new box seats are fantastic! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7381 There should be a net in front of the fan. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7382 My boyfriend is here and he wants to hit a home run. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7383 Send me the Lefty...this guy's dying out here. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7384 I don't care WHAT it takes...you gotta open the damn ballpark now!" 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7385 Trust me, it'll be a fastball, low and away. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7386 If you hit the target pillow and she doesn’t scream, it’s a home run. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7387 Looks like you might need a sturdy helmet! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7388 Three strikes and you are out of quarantine. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7389 Yeah, I am just coaching the new college Baseball team. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7390 The guys are getting desperate because of no televised sports. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7391 Just a little preseason baseball; what about you and your family! 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
7392 Social distancing at its worst.... 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7393 I have to leave. They said no spectators. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
7394 Yeah, we built it, they came and I’m out. 1.0789 0.05820 38 36 1 1
7395 This brings a whole new meaning to the Dodgers. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7396 I expected something better from Major League Baseball. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7397 I'll call you back, the guys are trying to steal home again. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7398 Are we aiming for ESPN or a meme? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7399 Susan, can you go sit in the armchair--you're first base. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7400 There's a guy on third still but I'm going to the kitchen anyway!! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7401 If we are in here, then what constitutes a “home” run? 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7402 Yes, honey. The boys are fine. They're just playing baseball. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7403 In other news, quarantine has sparked a new wave of indoor sporting. Drywallers rejoice! 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7404 It's the bottom of the ninth, I'll have to call you back. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7405 Hang on. I think I’m about to get my skull caved in. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7406 I thought you meant on the console. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7407 The front row seat is enough. I don't want a piece of the action. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7408 Can't talk now. Gotta pick up the foul balls in the kitchen. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7409 The game looks so different from the outfield. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7410 When people began organizing home sports leagues in the 10th week of COVID-19, the CDC warned that prayer groups would be next. 1.0789 0.04433 38 35 3 0
7411 Good thing moms not here 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
7412 ok but only the Catcher can stay, he has his mask on! 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
7413 That’s not what I meant when I asked you to call balls and strikes dear... 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
7414 When the MLB said they’d be playing at neutral sites, I didn’t realize this is what they meant. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
7415 It’s supposed to be a VIRTUAL background 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
7416 Best seat in the house 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
7417 Did someone just bang on a trash can? 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
7418 Hey Sue, so yeah we just got this new HDCOVID-19 Sports Channel. So life like. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
7419 Adult human beings breaking the ultimate household rule due to social breakdown (circa 2020) 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
7420 It was a different kind of home run, today. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
7421 Yes, I let them in... they promised no spitballs during Covid pandemic 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
7422 I think i’ll stay at home base 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
7423 The crowd has long gone mad! 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
7424 I'm trying to steal the signals but I think the catcher is just scratching his nuts. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
7425 it is the second time this season the team from the seven floor plays the third floor, ladies and gentleman. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
7426 I'm going to hit it into the park! 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
7427 You promise: just 'till they re-open the field 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
7428 Yeah, the count is 0-and-3, but there's no first base. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
7429 I knew what I was getting into when I married a professional baseball player. Now if only the season would start and I could get my life back. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
7430 Well, ... they're saying it's "the dog days of corona summer ..." 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
7431 Yes, yes... I am at a ballgame … yes … I have a fabulous seat... no... I don't need a mask here. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
7432 I had room in the manse, so why shouldn't they play ball here? 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
7433 I can't get to first base with any of these guys. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
7434 Hey! I'm not called "BATMAN"for nuthin'! 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
7435 Don't worry. They don't move a damned inch. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
7436 No home runs. First base is the refrigerator. 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
7437 How many times do I have to tell you my house is not home base 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
7438 Jack playing catch at home 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
7439 You boys have found the silver lining in shelter-in-place 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
7440 Stay home definitely has some limitations R Beau Sevy West Bloomfield Mich 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
7441 I got a home run. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
7442 I said pitch it outside not inside. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
7443 What a deal. I'm 6 feet from the players, and they threw in a free disinfection between innings. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
7444 Just wish the boys could play outside... 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
7445 There have to be more requirements for that social distancing rule. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
7446 MLB has re-opened, but there seems to be an issue about regulation social distancing. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
7447 His weakness is a slider at the knees. 1.0769 0.05673 39 37 1 1
7448 It’s a whole new ballgame, baseball gone viral. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
7449 What's new? Well, Bill wanted to have a couple of friends over and said I should be a good sport. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
7450 Bounce it off her head. He'll never chase it down. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
7451 It doesn't feel like home. I don't feel safe. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
7452 It's the bottom of the 19th. 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
7453 Playing at Home makes a huge difference, batting last and all.” 1.0769 0.04323 39 36 3 0
7454 Bringing the game to you, babe. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7455 Angels in the outfield. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7456 Yep, we’re televising the game. You can watch on local access. 1.0750 0.04218 40 37 3 0
7457 Hello,is it you Rona? 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7458 Technology is America’s new pastime 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7459 I’m in stadium seating and they’re not using a whiffle ball , praying for a strikeout ! 1.0732 0.04118 41 38 3 0
7460 Everyone to the bathroom for drug testing 1.0588 0.05882 34 33 0 1
7461 Yeah, I guess I won’t need binoculars for these nose bleeds. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
7462 There's a man on second at the door. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
7463 Playing a board game is more in league with my new face. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
7464 I’ll call back. We’re in bottom of the 9th. 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
7465 One more strike and he’s out! 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
7466 Let's do a stay-at-home run... 1.0588 0.05882 34 33 0 1
7467 you guys are scaring the cat!!! 1.0588 0.04096 34 32 2 0
7468 The boys think they'll be able to use this time to achieve their childhood dreams 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7469 I already told you they cannot do the Home Run. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7470 My fine china! 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7471 There were less inside the park home runs during the steroid era 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7472 Let’s Go Baby. Covid baby! He Can’t Get it. Hey Can’t get it. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7473 Online orders return line,please hold. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7474 They decided to switch to a new quarantine sport after 'The Last Dance' got over. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7475 Hi its Taren again. Its the bottom of the ninth now and still no score. Taylor is up with a 3 2 count, Dan is catching, Myles is contemplating his pitch....stand-by! 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7476 MLB returns, but it's not quite the same. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7477 It's sure hot in this corner of the room. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7478 Take it outside! 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7479 Hey! There's no audience in baseball! 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7480 I have to go. It’s the bottom of the ninth. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7481 I have a feeling this will come and strike us later. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7482 Well If He Hits It Right It's A True Home Run !! 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7483 Baseball during quarantine 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7484 'He mentioned home run so it's quite a relief actually ...' 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7485 Yes, mom, John's still throwing curve balls.... 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7486 When I said think out of the box and find a new game I didn’t mean the batter’s box 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7487 Hi...oh yeah they're doing it. You were right, there's far too much time between pitches. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7488 It’s the bottom of the 9th and the Mariners have their backs up against the wall! 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7489 It was quieter when they all went for work (cat's murmuring). 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7490 ...and so he not only granted my wish for a ‘big, swinging hunk’ but it arrived complete with a battery. 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7491 so we will have a 6 feet 7th inning stretch 1.0571 0.03981 35 33 2 0
7492 Stay Home Run 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
7493 This season, I am going to watch it like a pro, at home and with my cat. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
7494 All I wanted was to spitball ideas for what to do and this happened... 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
7495 The last dance...MLB episode 11 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
7496 that’s right, I’m interested in fielding the ‘Quaranteam’ next season. Unfortunately, we can’t commit to a season schedule at the moment 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
7497 I have been in love with darkness but I am not afraid of telling the world that I still cry when it gets darker. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
7498 Hey Jane! I just received my order: batter for cake, catcher for baby food and pitcher for dinner. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
7499 No spitting! 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
7500 Vital Glaziers’ ? 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
7501 that,s called a inside pitch and, you are called out 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
7502 Bunt! Bunt! 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
7503 The “Field of Dreams” has taken over my apartment! 1.0556 0.05556 36 35 0 1
7504 STRIKE THREE "YOUR OUT!" 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
7505 Tradition, slightly modified. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
7506 Homer is outside right now. Can I take a message? 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
7507 STAYING AT HOME DOES NOT MEAN PLAYING BAT BALL IN LIVING ROOM 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
7508 I was so bored that I hired some actors to reenact my favorite games. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
7509 Best seats in the house. Pun absolutely intended. 1.0556 0.05556 36 35 0 1
7510 I'm fine at the moment. He's never been able to hit the deuce. 1.0556 0.03872 36 34 2 0
7511 Let us in and get us out! Rent your house for MLB's closed door tournament today 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7512 3 strikes, 2 outs, and the bases are loaded... what's new by you? 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7513 I gotta go, if he strikes on this one they'll hit the cat... 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7514 Its a no hitter so far... please send over two dogs and a soda!! 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7515 Excuse me ma’am, I’m trying to concentrate. 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7516 No, they broke the TV." 1.0541 0.03769 37 35 2 0
7517 Of course I make my apple pie from scratch! I watched them do it on TV. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
7518 Leave me in for the ball game, leave me in by myself. 🎶 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
7519 It’s fine, I’ll go pee during the next inning. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
7520 I said I want baseball back at any cost. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
7521 Hello darling, you left the AR gaming console playing... how do I turn it off 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
7522 Mary, how do goats handle the indoors? My yoga mats arrived. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
7523 Wild Pitch is a Run 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
7524 Hit it out of the living room! 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
7525 When I said they could play here who knew Balltime wasn't like Monopoly! 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
7526 Sheltering at home would be much easier without sheltering at home plate. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
7527 If you hit it out of the apartment you know you won't be able to go get the ball back... 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
7528 Cannot get up now. I'm in the middle of a game. Can we stretch it until the 7th inning? 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
7529 You just missed a great inside-the-room home run. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
7530 They opened up America again. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
7531 No, not spring cleaning. I said 'spring training'. 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
7532 You'll never believe how good my season seat is! 1.0323 0.03279 31 30 1 0
7533 Yeah, and I think we’re headed for extra innings... 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7534 Hello? Ballsandstrikes ? Is that you? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7535 No seriously, this is way beyond 4K 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7536 Now the swing...and a mask! 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7537 Take me out of the ball game, take me away from the crowds...it’s root root root for the at home team... 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7538 No Homerun Needed 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7539 She said she wanted some action 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7540 Okay you guys can go outside again! just please don’t break anything! 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7541 Just another day in Quarantine. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7542 HOMEGALLERY 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7543 It’s just not the same as watching it on tv... 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7544 Staying safe because you can’t get out 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7545 Life fits home 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7546 Its a home run! 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7547 The annual office softball game 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7548 Mom always said, ‘Don’t play ball in the house.’” #thebradybunc 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7549 I’ll know if they steal 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7550 At least someone’s wearing a mask #catcher 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7551 coming home for quarantine, mom 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7552 Hey Diane, what am I doing? Oh, I'm just sitting at homebase waiting for Ed to slide in when he hits the ball out of the kitchen. What about you? Anything playing at your house? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7553 I thought they were going to play behind closed doors of the ballpark! 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7554 Home run, home edition. 🏆🥇🏅🎖⚾️ 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7555 MUMMMMMMM! They’re playing in the living room again!!! 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7556 At this moment Dave realized he shouldn't be that excited for football season. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7557 You have to believe we are really working from home 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7558 I said, indoor games mostly. I'm whispering cuz Teddy's about to pitch a no-hitter here right now. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7559 It's called quarantine baseball. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7560 The next pitch is a fast ball. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7561 Home game! Home plate! Cheering the Home team! Home run? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7562 Switch to a fastball, I heard banging on the trash can in the kitchen again! 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7563 I have a good feeling about the game; we have the home field advantage. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7564 You know that mirage I told you about? Like, now I’ve got this perfectly socially-distanced, non-prerecorded baseball game right here in my living room! I’m trying to contact Leo Mazzone for our pitching coach—maybe tomorrow... Talk to you then! 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7565 I’m watching the game. Come on over for hotdogs and beer. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7566 Stop that. You’ll take your eye out. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7567 Oh, no! I just had my nose job! 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7568 Its still 0-0. Nobody's left home. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7569 Staircase seats are $22.50, couch seats are $55, the recliners go for an even $100 and beers are $18.75! 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7570 He’s struck out last three times at bat. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7571 Our closed-captioning app is currently closed... Our closed-captioning app is currently closed... ... 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7572 Sure mom, we're practising social distancing! 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7573 Full count. Player on 3rd. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7574 They said at least they have an audience. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7575 Its the bottom of the 9 th, bases loaded and not appropriate distancing 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7576 We need him for the fielder, but he’ll have to safe distance in the dining room 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7577 This gender reveal is not socially distanced. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7578 It's the top of the 732nd inning. One out. Home team up 481-377 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7579 Send in the reliever. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7580 Out? No, he's here. You want to talk to him? 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7581 Hey pitcher, you can't go to your mouth. Its a balk as well as a violation of COVID restrictions. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7582 when sports have been shutdown too long 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7583 Hit the spiral pillow to win a new car! 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7584 Just a minute -- I think something's actually about to happen 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7585 I'm dreading the bat flip. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7586 He said he wanted to hit it. But, we haven’t even gotten to first base. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7587 But, mom, the Mets gotta have SOME place to practice during this pandemic until Citi Field reopens. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7588 We are having fun in the basement,Martha: The men seem to call the game they are playing-- Baseball: A really appropriate name: Vipin Bery, Toronto 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7589 Only one of you is wearing a mask, damn it! 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7590 bro what is wrong with her teeth bro 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7591 They call it ‘One Old Cat.’ Low and inside all along. And close. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7592 He's at bat. There're two outs in the last of the ninth and they're down three runs. You can call back in a couple of minutes, or just hold on the line. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7593 It's time for my 7th-Inning Stretch! 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7594 I have to get off the phone the seventh inning stretch is coming up. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7595 Hi, Don Henley? Come get your Boys of Summer. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7596 Sure, it's an everyday sacrifice, but my boys will become rich and I'll get my whack. Maybe sooner than you think. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7597 Where am I? I'm on third. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7598 Yes Mom, I don't know why he just can't buy a little sports car. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7599 Where are you? I'm by home plate 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7600 I told them three strikes, but now they’re at the bottom of the fourth! 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7601 Hi Operator...... Ray Kinsela, Iowa pelas 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7602 Sequestered in their apartment, the Johnson boys take up America's favorite pastime. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7603 I don't mind not being at the ballpark. This virtual reality baseball game is better than the real thing. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7604 Broadcasting Sports News TOTALLY sheltering at home— the pitch—hoping to save windows from the inside! 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7605 "Can you believe it? I finally got season tickets!" 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7606 OMG. It's the bottom of the ninth. The bases are loaded and so is the batter. The tension is mounting. Whoever loses this one must go outside and face the music...and the empty streets. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7607 Yes,mom,we're all six feet apart 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7608 Dolores, the kids are playing baseball in the living room! This gives new meaning to a Home Game 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7609 Netflix just dangled a very attractive off for my play by play! 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7610 Hold on for a minute, Selma. I have to start the Wave. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7611 No, he left early to avoid the traffic. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7612 Don't worry, it's a home game. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7613 No batter! No batter! You need to pick up batter mix on the way home. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7614 Yeah, but you still can't buy Cracker Jacks. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7615 Mixing Baseball with cricket seemed to be a bad idea for the person playing in "Silly Mid on" position 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7616 Excuse me, I would like to make a return. I ordered a rugby game but you sent me a baseball game. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7617 Yeah, I think he got confused about what LARPING is. 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7618 Mom said not to play ball in the house 1.0312 0.03175 32 31 1 0
7619 I'm telling you he will win... He's holding the ball like a pro. BET 85$ ON HIS TEAM. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
7620 Wii Sports—without the Wii 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
7621 « This is not exactly what I had in mind when he mentionned third base » 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
7622 Aunt Mazie? A baseball just crashed through your window too? I hear ya- sheltering in place is just not what it used to be. 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
7623 It's top of the ninth, one out, one ball, one strike...I hope they finish soon so I can start dinner! 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
7624 Ah! The real ba-sic home plate! 1.0303 0.03077 33 32 1 0
7625 Before we begin; Mr Altuve, can you take the bell off of your cat? 1.0294 0.02985 34 33 1 0
7626 Four Bagger! 1.0286 0.02899 35 34 1 0
7627 The batter hits a rope to the drapes in this upper east side bandbox...and it's a home run! Score one for team America! 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
7628 Who’s winning? 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
7629 Yeah do you have any free beer for an in-house game night 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
7630 We-want-a-pitch-er not "I'll do the dishes later!" 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
7631 He is two srikes down but hopefully will make a Kitchen Run soon 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
7632 Kids, Doja Cat promised to flash em for the halftime show but she didn't , the game must go on 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
7633 Who needs virtual reality, we’ve got game! 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
7634 Did you say home run? Last I checked, this is home and this is where I run now 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
7635 Yeah, he's up at bat right now... Well, Derek, if you wanted to see your son play then you should've gone to Bonnaroo next year! 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
7636 two balls, one strike,one out runner in the kitchen, 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
7637 Who do we have left in the pen? Al is a bit wild today and this cat on deck has a good eye and a small strike zone. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
7638 Remember your promise to walk him on four balls. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
7639 ‘Let me call you back Liz, it’s the bottom of the 9th and Ted is at bat.’ 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
7640 Gotta go, I'm on the 3rd base line. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
7641 Well, as they say, "If you protect them, they will come." 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
7642 A tad crowded in this home base, eh? 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
7643 Dear God, give him the take sign. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
7644 Jim Kattleston now at the plate ... Jimmy is one for three with sharp single to right and broken crystal bowl and dented silver ladle. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
7645 Yeah, he's gassed. I need you to get a southpaw up in the kitchen. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
7646 Bottom of the 9th, 2-2 tie, runners in the dining room and kitchen, he's looking splitter. 1.0000 0.03637 28 28 0 0
7647 He’s leaving his Sox all over the house! 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
7648 Super duper ultra high definition seems like the players are live in your living room. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0
7649 It’s ninety feet between bases. 1.0000 0.03509 29 29 0 0