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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2020-05-24T17:55:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2020-06-14T18:13:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2020-06-01T18:03:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | June 8 & 15, 2020 |
Number of captions | 7650 |
Number of responses | 1053338 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | Yes, it's a home game. Of course it's a home game. Everything's a fricking home game. | 2.3176 | 0.00582 | 15014 | 2262 | 5749 | 7003 |
1 | I'm really looking forward to the away games. | 2.1376 | 0.01219 | 3591 | 745 | 1607 | 1239 |
2 | 3rd month, nobody out. | 2.1241 | 0.00976 | 6327 | 1562 | 2418 | 2347 |
3 | Well the catcher is wearing a mask but everyone else is just staying six feet apart | 2.0821 | 0.00638 | 13701 | 3345 | 5904 | 4452 |
4 | I hope to God they find a cure before football season. | 2.0751 | 0.00702 | 12324 | 3355 | 4707 | 4262 |
5 | The bases are loaded and, frankly, so am I | 2.0568 | 0.00721 | 12070 | 3506 | 4388 | 4176 |
6 | They’re all high and inside. | 2.0462 | 0.00760 | 11632 | 3701 | 3715 | 4216 |
7 | Look, it got them to put on pants | 2.0387 | 0.00720 | 11332 | 3154 | 4601 | 3577 |
8 | When they said MLB would be back in our living rooms, I had no idea. | 2.0330 | 0.00932 | 6694 | 1841 | 2791 | 2062 |
9 | Yes... I'd like to cancel my live sports package. | 2.0266 | 0.01399 | 3193 | 956 | 1196 | 1041 |
10 | I’m sure working from home IS nice when you’re married to a chef, Janet. | 2.0190 | 0.01419 | 3051 | 909 | 1175 | 967 |
11 | It’s like “Field of Dreams” without the field or the dreams.” | 1.9857 | 0.00929 | 7071 | 2223 | 2732 | 2116 |
12 | Yes, he surprised me with a diamond, all right. | 1.9832 | 0.00971 | 6319 | 1935 | 2555 | 1829 |
13 | Bottom of the 427th, I think. | 1.9690 | 0.01440 | 3033 | 1002 | 1123 | 908 |
14 | No mother, he has not gotten to first base. | 1.9645 | 0.01045 | 5632 | 1835 | 2162 | 1635 |
15 | We're just having game night. What about you? | 1.9505 | 0.00862 | 7621 | 2383 | 3244 | 1994 |
16 | I'm not so sure about being safe at home. | 1.9480 | 0.01096 | 4712 | 1463 | 2031 | 1218 |
17 | I'm praying for a no-hitter. | 1.9446 | 0.00906 | 7028 | 2279 | 2877 | 1872 |
18 | I'd like to order four hot dogs, 2 boxes of Cracker Jack and 2 sheets of drywall. | 1.9433 | 0.00973 | 6441 | 2172 | 2469 | 1800 |
19 | It’s fine honey, we’re wearing masks and gloves. | 1.9153 | 0.01229 | 3707 | 1208 | 1605 | 894 |
20 | I’m safe at home. How are you? | 1.9147 | 0.00741 | 10447 | 3518 | 4317 | 2612 |
21 | The last time I got to third base on this sofa, the Pirates were in the World Series. | 1.9120 | 0.00892 | 7929 | 2902 | 2831 | 2196 |
22 | Turns out they also come if you don't build it. | 1.8997 | 0.00961 | 6831 | 2558 | 2410 | 1863 |
23 | It’s just like being at the ballpark. We even booed the President during the national anthem! | 1.8921 | 0.01064 | 5617 | 2155 | 1927 | 1535 |
24 | No, it really does feel like I'm at the ballpark, ignoring the game, and talking to you on my phone. | 1.8897 | 0.00972 | 5811 | 1998 | 2475 | 1338 |
25 | Depends on what you mean by safe at home. | 1.8699 | 0.00903 | 6872 | 2471 | 2841 | 1560 |
26 | Trust me, it’s not the bases that are loaded. | 1.8580 | 0.01497 | 2619 | 981 | 1029 | 609 |
27 | The bases are empty. We're loaded. | 1.8578 | 0.01051 | 5571 | 2195 | 1984 | 1392 |
28 | The away games are in the garage. | 1.8522 | 0.01719 | 2064 | 804 | 761 | 499 |
29 | I'd wish I had been quarantined with a chef | 1.8490 | 0.00966 | 6431 | 2520 | 2374 | 1537 |
30 | Okay. Tell grandma to start getting loose in the bullpen. | 1.8463 | 0.01161 | 4515 | 1774 | 1661 | 1080 |
31 | I have to hang up. I'm on deck. | 1.8434 | 0.00905 | 7160 | 2771 | 2749 | 1640 |
32 | Three strikes and you still can't go out | 1.8430 | 0.02467 | 1013 | 404 | 364 | 245 |
33 | Can I call you back? It's the bottom of the ninth. | 1.8423 | 0.01163 | 4197 | 1575 | 1709 | 913 |
34 | Janet, you'll never believe the seats I have for this game. | 1.8414 | 0.01223 | 3790 | 1422 | 1547 | 821 |
35 | Well, I asked him to pitch in around the house, but he brushed off my signal and threw me a curve. | 1.8382 | 0.01631 | 2207 | 855 | 854 | 498 |
36 | Hang on, the cat is stealing 2nd. | 1.8302 | 0.02573 | 907 | 362 | 337 | 208 |
37 | No, I think the real problem will be hockey season. | 1.8240 | 0.01065 | 4937 | 1918 | 1980 | 1039 |
38 | I'm sorry, but my husband can't come to the phone right now. He's in the kitchen playing center field. | 1.8235 | 0.02410 | 997 | 392 | 389 | 216 |
39 | No, but i am worried about horse racing season | 1.8222 | 0.01395 | 3138 | 1287 | 1122 | 729 |
40 | Yes, I said I wish I was high and outside. | 1.8198 | 0.01284 | 3795 | 1603 | 1278 | 914 |
41 | I'm not worried, he can't hit and a walk will put him in the front closet. | 1.8179 | 0.01193 | 4145 | 1683 | 1540 | 922 |
42 | Hold on Cheryl, I think the hot dog guy is at the door. | 1.8165 | 0.01312 | 3232 | 1249 | 1327 | 656 |
43 | Still no score. Top of the 189th. | 1.8101 | 0.01123 | 4913 | 2118 | 1627 | 1168 |
44 | Harold's dream came true. He's pitching the home opener. | 1.8081 | 0.01253 | 3512 | 1384 | 1424 | 704 |
45 | I'm the scorekeeper, the beer vendor and third base. | 1.8035 | 0.01259 | 3587 | 1441 | 1410 | 736 |
46 | He says he's trying to flatten the curve. | 1.7937 | 0.01150 | 4323 | 1781 | 1656 | 886 |
47 | Seriously, you wouldn’t believe my seats. | 1.7921 | 0.01088 | 4565 | 1857 | 1820 | 888 |
48 | No, I’m not just playing third base, I am third base. | 1.7897 | 0.01186 | 3756 | 1498 | 1561 | 697 |
49 | Yes, he’s working from home too. Why do you ask? | 1.7874 | 0.00965 | 5927 | 2437 | 2328 | 1162 |
50 | I’ve been through all 67 pages of the covid rules. The hardest one was telling them they can’t spit. | 1.7783 | 0.01696 | 2007 | 851 | 750 | 406 |
51 | It could have been worse. Cheryl’s husband is an equestrian. | 1.7747 | 0.01186 | 4048 | 1719 | 1525 | 804 |
52 | All his pitches have been inside. | 1.7693 | 0.01234 | 3659 | 1554 | 1401 | 704 |
53 | ...I'm talking to Dr. Fauci and he said "Grabbing your crotch is okay." | 1.7624 | 0.01496 | 2832 | 1316 | 874 | 642 |
54 | These days they’re all home games | 1.7602 | 0.01671 | 1860 | 759 | 788 | 313 |
55 | I’ll have to call you back. It’s the bottom of the 9th and the cat is on deck | 1.7520 | 0.01107 | 4794 | 2156 | 1673 | 965 |
56 | Yes, Ted, he's hard at work--in fact, he's pitching a client right now. | 1.7519 | 0.01192 | 3873 | 1665 | 1504 | 704 |
57 | When I agreed he could have the boys here for a game, I thought he meant poker. | 1.7512 | 0.02040 | 1282 | 541 | 519 | 222 |
58 | It’s not the same without the rest of the crowd, but the beer’s cheaper and no line at the restroom. | 1.7502 | 0.01381 | 2762 | 1171 | 1115 | 476 |
59 | I was going to make cookies, but Amazon delivered the wrong batter. | 1.7486 | 0.01778 | 1925 | 888 | 633 | 404 |
60 | How should I know who's on first? I don't even know what day it is anymore. | 1.7409 | 0.02974 | 660 | 300 | 231 | 129 |
61 | I signed up for ‘relief pitcher’ thinking there’d be margaritas... | 1.7352 | 0.02307 | 1084 | 494 | 383 | 207 |
62 | Oh, nothing much, just watching the game. | 1.7248 | 0.01389 | 2769 | 1230 | 1073 | 466 |
63 | I’m actually thinking of giving him the videogame console back. | 1.7209 | 0.01456 | 2512 | 1122 | 971 | 419 |
64 | It’s actually even more boring than on TV. | 1.7196 | 0.01452 | 2764 | 1311 | 921 | 532 |
65 | I think the pitcher is Purelling the ball, is that legal? | 1.7154 | 0.01539 | 2266 | 1030 | 854 | 382 |
66 | This takes high and inside to a whole new level | 1.7146 | 0.02141 | 1230 | 572 | 437 | 221 |
67 | I thought I missed baseball, but I actually miss him watching baseball. | 1.7139 | 0.02315 | 1010 | 459 | 381 | 170 |
68 | Trust me, the bases aren't the only thing loaded around here. | 1.7135 | 0.01491 | 2415 | 1106 | 900 | 409 |
69 | I don't care if you tested positive, I'm coming over. | 1.7125 | 0.01762 | 1969 | 966 | 603 | 400 |
70 | Can I call you back? I’m in the middle of a game. | 1.7081 | 0.01259 | 3409 | 1564 | 1276 | 569 |
71 | He's 3 and 2 with the cat on deck. | 1.7045 | 0.02816 | 704 | 331 | 250 | 123 |
72 | No, but they did quit spitting. | 1.7011 | 0.03460 | 455 | 212 | 167 | 76 |
73 | One out? I want them ALL out! | 1.6969 | 0.01630 | 2214 | 1088 | 709 | 417 |
74 | Sure I’ll recap...Who has toilet paper is on first, what day it is on second, I don’t know how to make sourdough starter on third. | 1.6942 | 0.01898 | 1658 | 826 | 513 | 319 |
75 | It's the bottom of the ninth and two windows are out | 1.6923 | 0.01589 | 2265 | 1103 | 756 | 406 |
76 | Yes, Mom--the boys are six feet apart, and the catcher is wearing a mask. | 1.6878 | 0.01607 | 2050 | 962 | 766 | 322 |
77 | “I’d let them play outside but only the catcher has a mask “ | 1.6821 | 0.01475 | 2340 | 1098 | 893 | 349 |
78 | At least it's not hunting season. | 1.6808 | 0.01623 | 2187 | 1095 | 697 | 395 |
79 | Bunt...PLEASE BUNT! | 1.6750 | 0.01660 | 1923 | 923 | 702 | 298 |
80 | Hi Linda, I was wondering whether we could upgrade our home insurance plan? | 1.6744 | 0.01910 | 1428 | 680 | 533 | 215 |
81 | The wife. In the family room. With a baseball bat. | 1.6742 | 0.02372 | 1111 | 587 | 299 | 225 |
82 | It's actually not that bad — aside from the spitting. | 1.6737 | 0.01507 | 2311 | 1114 | 840 | 357 |
83 | Of course I want them to stop... but our best hitter is up and we're down by two runs. | 1.6735 | 0.01869 | 1510 | 725 | 553 | 232 |
84 | I'd be less annoyed if the catcher wasn't the only one wearing a mask. | 1.6723 | 0.01684 | 1718 | 792 | 697 | 229 |
85 | I'm waiting for the 7th inning stretch so I can vacuum the field. | 1.6709 | 0.01862 | 1480 | 708 | 553 | 219 |
86 | Well, I'm hoping for a no hitter! | 1.6623 | 0.01925 | 1359 | 649 | 520 | 190 |
87 | I hope there’s a vaccine before football season | 1.6621 | 0.01760 | 1740 | 862 | 604 | 274 |
88 | Next pandemic I plan to be married to a book editor. | 1.6601 | 0.01750 | 1821 | 932 | 580 | 309 |
89 | I think the cat is stealing signs. | 1.6593 | 0.01816 | 1755 | 916 | 524 | 315 |
90 | I know, Mom, but at some point it went from fantasy to full-on delusion. | 1.6583 | 0.01817 | 1703 | 869 | 547 | 287 |
91 | The worst part is that they’re charging me $10 for each beer I already had in the fridge. | 1.6561 | 0.01690 | 1954 | 1004 | 621 | 329 |
92 | I just wish they'd quit spitting. | 1.6554 | 0.01591 | 2220 | 1140 | 706 | 374 |
93 | So we agree - I trade you all three for two jumbo paper towels and a player to be named later | 1.6554 | 0.03004 | 592 | 295 | 206 | 91 |
94 | Not now. I'm on deck. | 1.6523 | 0.01759 | 1625 | 789 | 612 | 224 |
95 | No, it’s a home game. | 1.6522 | 0.01644 | 1975 | 990 | 682 | 303 |
96 | Do you deliver? Great, I would like a hot dog and a beer please! | 1.6473 | 0.01660 | 1965 | 1003 | 653 | 309 |
97 | Hold on, I have to make another call. | 1.6472 | 0.02786 | 669 | 333 | 239 | 97 |
98 | The virus has been over for six years? | 1.6414 | 0.02051 | 1319 | 692 | 410 | 217 |
99 | I never miss a home game. | 1.6412 | 0.01726 | 1742 | 879 | 610 | 253 |
100 | Well, as Yogi said ‘If the world were perfect, it wouldn’t be. | 1.6366 | 0.02331 | 1010 | 527 | 323 | 160 |
101 | No, I’m not stuck at home. I’m stuck on third. | 1.6362 | 0.01757 | 1652 | 831 | 591 | 230 |
102 | I’m not sure about the the bases, but we are all loaded | 1.6343 | 0.01941 | 1444 | 753 | 466 | 225 |
103 | Don't worry mom, no one has gotten to third base. | 1.6263 | 0.01900 | 1496 | 795 | 468 | 233 |
104 | I miss leaving early. | 1.6253 | 0.02509 | 814 | 418 | 283 | 113 |
105 | Well, the homeschooling isn't going so well, but we've nailed the extracurriculars. | 1.6241 | 0.02118 | 1136 | 583 | 397 | 156 |
106 | Bottom of the ninth, this pitch will decide who does the dishes | 1.6229 | 0.02485 | 830 | 428 | 287 | 115 |
107 | Oh, I'm not worried...he couldn't hit water if he fell out of a boat. | 1.6208 | 0.02566 | 828 | 442 | 258 | 128 |
108 | Just watching the game. You? | 1.6177 | 0.01966 | 1308 | 676 | 456 | 176 |
109 | It was so much better when I was able to change the channel. | 1.6155 | 0.02795 | 632 | 324 | 227 | 81 |
110 | It was either this, or let him keep talking about his sourdough starter. | 1.6150 | 0.02095 | 1257 | 689 | 366 | 202 |
111 | Hi Roger, do you think we will be out of quarantine by football season? Yeah? No reason just checking | 1.6145 | 0.02015 | 1271 | 667 | 427 | 177 |
112 | This is why we can’t have nice things. | 1.6117 | 0.02935 | 649 | 356 | 189 | 104 |
113 | No, not cleaning. I said spring training. You? | 1.6080 | 0.02257 | 949 | 488 | 345 | 116 |
114 | #97253 on list of things which are not as stupid as injecting disinfectants. | 1.6072 | 0.02334 | 1054 | 593 | 283 | 178 |
115 | No, nothing new here.....just about to order some new lamps, vases, maybe a window or two. | 1.6066 | 0.02137 | 1144 | 612 | 370 | 162 |
116 | I obviously misunderstood when they said they needed a home base. | 1.6056 | 0.02096 | 1136 | 603 | 381 | 152 |
117 | I didn’t build it, they just came. | 1.6051 | 0.02481 | 818 | 431 | 279 | 108 |
118 | Bottom of the 9th and it's Covid-19, sanity 0. | 1.6049 | 0.02213 | 1106 | 614 | 319 | 173 |
119 | Just another Tuesday. Saturday is bowling night when things really happen. | 1.6028 | 0.02315 | 919 | 481 | 322 | 116 |
120 | I suppose you’re right, Steve is lucky — not everyone can work from home. | 1.5996 | 0.02142 | 1034 | 535 | 378 | 121 |
121 | Home games have taken on a whole new meaning this season | 1.5958 | 0.02270 | 945 | 498 | 331 | 116 |
122 | Yes, we're taking precautions - he's not throwing spitballs. | 1.5951 | 0.02244 | 988 | 534 | 323 | 131 |
123 | Yeah, great seats. Third base line. | 1.5932 | 0.02263 | 976 | 523 | 327 | 126 |
124 | Yes, yes, I’m sure. I can be in the office as soon as it’s open. | 1.5930 | 0.02335 | 919 | 493 | 307 | 119 |
125 | Hello, I’d like to place an order for some peanuts and crackerjacks. | 1.5919 | 0.02336 | 958 | 528 | 294 | 136 |
126 | This gives home games a whole new meaning | 1.5887 | 0.02362 | 924 | 506 | 292 | 126 |
127 | I got us amazing seats. | 1.5883 | 0.02408 | 906 | 501 | 277 | 128 |
128 | It's still boring... | 1.5867 | 0.02477 | 888 | 501 | 253 | 134 |
129 | Helen, I've gotta go. It's the the bottom of the ninth, score's tied, I'm on third, and here comes the three-two pitch. | 1.5859 | 0.02404 | 896 | 494 | 279 | 123 |
130 | I guess you could call it a home game. | 1.5856 | 0.03034 | 514 | 272 | 183 | 59 |
131 | Yes, that's right. Please deliver some peanuts and crackerjacks to apt. 404. | 1.5839 | 0.02420 | 858 | 468 | 279 | 111 |
132 | Yes, safe at home. | 1.5824 | 0.02353 | 843 | 461 | 279 | 103 |
133 | He sounds wonderful, Diane, but right now I'm playing the field. | 1.5814 | 0.02696 | 688 | 376 | 224 | 88 |
134 | No, he's not home yet. | 1.5806 | 0.02476 | 825 | 464 | 247 | 114 |
135 | You know, the winning caption always comes out of left field. | 1.5797 | 0.02580 | 816 | 465 | 229 | 122 |
136 | So... you said that all of this was caused by a bat, right? | 1.5791 | 0.02589 | 796 | 450 | 231 | 115 |
137 | Hold on, Sally. It looks like I might get to third base for the first time in twenty years. | 1.5785 | 0.03749 | 344 | 186 | 117 | 41 |
138 | Honestly? I'm just so happy to be able to see some live sports. | 1.5782 | 0.02370 | 806 | 424 | 298 | 84 |
139 | Can you clarify the infield fly rule for a venue with a ten-foot ceiling? | 1.5782 | 0.02497 | 806 | 449 | 250 | 107 |
140 | Janet? This is Donna in 6C. Is your Billy a lefty? | 1.5745 | 0.02593 | 785 | 445 | 229 | 111 |
141 | I have to go Mom, I'm doing play by play. | 1.5737 | 0.02480 | 760 | 411 | 263 | 86 |
142 | Oh right, yes, sorry the Yankees vs. Mariners is Apt 4-b | 1.5714 | 0.02658 | 756 | 433 | 214 | 109 |
143 | Well, yeah, but they warned us sports would look different when it came back | 1.5690 | 0.02958 | 522 | 280 | 187 | 55 |
144 | Hold on, Barbara––I have to do the wave. | 1.5652 | 0.02680 | 690 | 386 | 218 | 86 |
145 | Hold on—our Airbnb host is calling for some reason. | 1.5640 | 0.02791 | 672 | 386 | 193 | 93 |
146 | Well, the score is at one broken window and a dead cat | 1.5634 | 0.02718 | 639 | 351 | 216 | 72 |
147 | What I approved was 'game night with the guys.' | 1.5629 | 0.02683 | 684 | 383 | 217 | 84 |
148 | I was all for father-son bonding, but spitting on the carpet is starting to get to me. | 1.5614 | 0.02648 | 668 | 367 | 227 | 74 |
149 | I can't say anything. He's got a no-hitter going. | 1.5586 | 0.02718 | 648 | 361 | 212 | 75 |
150 | Every hit is a home-run now | 1.5586 | 0.02725 | 657 | 369 | 209 | 79 |
151 | I'm gonna be late for the Zoom meeting. The game just went into extra innings. | 1.5586 | 0.02763 | 657 | 376 | 196 | 85 |
152 | God, it feels like I'm living in a New Yorker cartoon caption contest. | 1.5580 | 0.02898 | 638 | 374 | 172 | 92 |
153 | I'm gonna have to let you go. We've got runners in scoring position at the ottoman and china cabinet. | 1.5569 | 0.02820 | 641 | 368 | 189 | 84 |
154 | Oh he's still in a fantasy league, Elaine, it's just a very different fantasy. | 1.5559 | 0.02764 | 617 | 343 | 205 | 69 |
155 | I’m managing. How about you? | 1.5557 | 0.02878 | 628 | 367 | 174 | 87 |
156 | Well, last week he let me have my book club over. | 1.5552 | 0.02853 | 634 | 367 | 182 | 85 |
157 | OK, Sally, let me go, the cat has to use the pitchers mound again. | 1.5515 | 0.02997 | 602 | 358 | 156 | 88 |
158 | I was so worried when I overheard him telling his friends that he was a switch hitter | 1.5503 | 0.02935 | 596 | 347 | 170 | 79 |
159 | Hello? I’d like to report a hit and run. | 1.5498 | 0.02934 | 582 | 343 | 161 | 78 |
160 | Gotta go, Mom. I'm on deck. | 1.5496 | 0.02851 | 595 | 338 | 187 | 70 |
161 | Life's been throwing me a lot of curve balls lately. | 1.5495 | 0.02974 | 546 | 310 | 172 | 64 |
162 | Settlement? Not a chance. You tell your client we're ready to play hardball. | 1.5490 | 0.02893 | 561 | 315 | 184 | 62 |
163 | I snagged great seats to the home opener. | 1.5488 | 0.02904 | 594 | 343 | 176 | 75 |
164 | Not another screwball, we’ve already got one in the White House! | 1.5481 | 0.03172 | 582 | 361 | 123 | 98 |
165 | he's not the only one striking out tonight | 1.5475 | 0.02951 | 579 | 336 | 169 | 74 |
166 | So far every pitch has been inside. | 1.5475 | 0.02931 | 579 | 334 | 173 | 72 |
167 | Hello? House that Ruth built, Ruth speaking. | 1.5464 | 0.03732 | 377 | 223 | 102 | 52 |
168 | Hi Dad, remember that Ming vase on the mantel? | 1.5464 | 0.02930 | 582 | 337 | 172 | 73 |
169 | Oh sorry Mom I was trying to dial the bullpen. | 1.5456 | 0.03066 | 548 | 322 | 153 | 73 |
170 | Yes, it feels like the real thing! I just paid $16 for a beer from my own fridge! | 1.5455 | 0.03523 | 385 | 219 | 122 | 44 |
171 | Hey! Pick up your New Yorker! I’m in a cartoon! | 1.5452 | 0.03802 | 387 | 236 | 91 | 60 |
172 | ...yes, we are homeschooling the kids... they're in PE right now | 1.5451 | 0.02933 | 565 | 324 | 174 | 67 |
173 | Not good. Only one is wearing a mask. | 1.5448 | 0.02861 | 558 | 312 | 188 | 58 |
174 | Yeah it's weird... I just went from spring cleaning to spring training | 1.5442 | 0.03301 | 441 | 252 | 138 | 51 |
175 | Well Tom Hanks was definitely wrong about one thing.....there IS crying in baseball! | 1.5433 | 0.02965 | 543 | 310 | 171 | 62 |
176 | No, no, no... I asked you to take me OUT to the ballgame. | 1.5433 | 0.02919 | 543 | 306 | 179 | 58 |
177 | No, even this close it’s really not that exciting | 1.5430 | 0.03093 | 547 | 325 | 147 | 75 |
178 | ...And I’ll tell ya, it’s almost as depressing as watching the Mets. | 1.5393 | 0.03034 | 521 | 300 | 161 | 60 |
179 | You know, there is nothing like the atmosphere of an at-home game | 1.5392 | 0.03038 | 523 | 302 | 160 | 61 |
180 | What do you mean you don't deliver peanuts? | 1.5392 | 0.03041 | 536 | 313 | 157 | 66 |
181 | Baseball is OK. It's the water polo that drives me crazy. | 1.5371 | 0.03160 | 512 | 304 | 141 | 67 |
182 | We're good. Twelve feet to the batter's box, and the catcher is wearing a mask. | 1.5371 | 0.03012 | 512 | 292 | 165 | 55 |
183 | Just called to touch base | 1.5365 | 0.03159 | 520 | 311 | 139 | 70 |
184 | It's the bottom of the 120th Inning | 1.5354 | 0.03167 | 508 | 302 | 140 | 66 |
185 | I’ve had enough of these innings - I need an outing. | 1.5332 | 0.03038 | 512 | 296 | 159 | 57 |
186 | Hurry over. I can’t do the wave by myself. | 1.5328 | 0.03600 | 366 | 212 | 113 | 41 |
187 | The AirBNB listing said no parties, it said nothing about playoffs. | 1.5317 | 0.03086 | 504 | 294 | 152 | 58 |
188 | Please, PLEASE, take me out to the ball game. Just. Take. Me. Out. | 1.5311 | 0.03218 | 482 | 286 | 136 | 60 |
189 | No, only one of them is wearing a mask. | 1.5309 | 0.03034 | 486 | 276 | 162 | 48 |
190 | I know Suzanne, I never thought I’d say this either, but I need them to bring back professional and college sporting events RIGHT NOW | 1.5307 | 0.03236 | 473 | 280 | 135 | 58 |
191 | Hello. I'd like to report a hit-and-run. | 1.5303 | 0.03192 | 479 | 282 | 140 | 57 |
192 | Joanne it’s fine, he gets the house in the divorce. | 1.5302 | 0.03182 | 464 | 269 | 144 | 51 |
193 | Maureen? Stephanie? Please come pick up your husbands from spring training. | 1.5283 | 0.03047 | 477 | 271 | 160 | 46 |
194 | You've got to come help me. Only one of them is wearing a mask and no one is keeping their distance. | 1.5272 | 0.03618 | 349 | 201 | 112 | 36 |
195 | I'm interested in lowering my Homeowner's Policy deductible. | 1.5252 | 0.03249 | 457 | 270 | 134 | 53 |
196 | WHO’s on first | 1.5244 | 0.03636 | 328 | 186 | 112 | 30 |
197 | He hasn't been this excited to get to third base since we started dating twenty years ago." | 1.5243 | 0.03200 | 452 | 263 | 141 | 48 |
198 | So it's the bottom of the ninth, two outs, and I'm, I Don't Know, third base. | 1.5243 | 0.03276 | 452 | 268 | 131 | 53 |
199 | Oh crap, he's up again … the bastard who took out my crystal chandelier. | 1.5241 | 0.03342 | 456 | 281 | 113 | 62 |
200 | Oh, they've been binging Ken Burns. They're up to the 1969 World Series. When they start on The Civil War I'm locking myself in the garden shed. | 1.5238 | 0.03692 | 378 | 230 | 98 | 50 |
201 | At least we know the home team will win. | 1.5235 | 0.03242 | 447 | 262 | 136 | 49 |
202 | I just can't handle all the spitting and spanking. | 1.5234 | 0.03277 | 449 | 266 | 131 | 52 |
203 | For an extra ten bucks a month, I got the home game package. | 1.5230 | 0.03601 | 369 | 218 | 109 | 42 |
204 | Hello? I'm calling to cancel the new ESPN live package | 1.5225 | 0.03320 | 444 | 265 | 126 | 53 |
205 | Well, the bases are six feet apart. | 1.5223 | 0.03190 | 448 | 260 | 142 | 46 |
206 | Watching the second half of a double-header. You? | 1.5221 | 0.03836 | 339 | 204 | 93 | 42 |
207 | Sorry, he's out. | 1.5212 | 0.03216 | 449 | 263 | 138 | 48 |
208 | I've seen better pitchers at a Tupperware party! | 1.5209 | 0.03510 | 430 | 266 | 104 | 60 |
209 | Do me a favor. When your delivery guy gets to my door, have him yell 'BEER HERE!' | 1.5188 | 0.03580 | 372 | 221 | 109 | 42 |
210 | He can't hit anything inside. | 1.5145 | 0.03320 | 414 | 251 | 116 | 47 |
211 | You’ll have to speak louder, I’ve got the game on. | 1.5133 | 0.03245 | 413 | 239 | 136 | 38 |
212 | God, I miss poker nights. | 1.5133 | 0.03245 | 413 | 239 | 136 | 38 |
213 | I kind of miss the Away games. | 1.5131 | 0.03368 | 419 | 251 | 121 | 47 |
214 | I didn't build it, but they came anyway. | 1.5131 | 0.03351 | 419 | 255 | 115 | 49 |
215 | I'm starting to hate home field advantage. | 1.5131 | 0.03385 | 419 | 252 | 119 | 48 |
216 | It's gonna be a fast ball, Edna. Bang on the garbage can lid. | 1.5127 | 0.03723 | 353 | 214 | 97 | 42 |
217 | Apparently we have season tickets. | 1.5127 | 0.04068 | 275 | 162 | 85 | 28 |
218 | He's batting. May I take a message? | 1.5123 | 0.03517 | 406 | 249 | 106 | 51 |
219 | Evidently, only an umpire can throw them out.” | 1.5123 | 0.03358 | 406 | 240 | 124 | 42 |
220 | No, I don't know who's on first. | 1.5123 | 0.03552 | 406 | 251 | 102 | 53 |
221 | There are no away games anymore. Only the ones at home. | 1.5121 | 0.03398 | 414 | 249 | 118 | 47 |
222 | Yup, the boys are all home. No, no, it’s okay-they’re being pretty good sports about it. | 1.5112 | 0.03219 | 401 | 229 | 139 | 33 |
223 | It’s all good until they start spitting”.. | 1.5109 | 0.03502 | 411 | 253 | 106 | 52 |
224 | Don't worry Mom, they stand six feet apart and the catcher wears a mask. | 1.5108 | 0.03305 | 415 | 245 | 128 | 42 |
225 | Yes, we're in your house right now. | 1.5053 | 0.03622 | 380 | 235 | 98 | 47 |
226 | We've seen feline interference and parental heckling, and it's only the bottom of the first. | 1.5039 | 0.03393 | 385 | 228 | 120 | 37 |
227 | Yes it's back. I'm watching live baseball from my living room sofa. | 1.5039 | 0.03511 | 385 | 234 | 108 | 43 |
228 | The virus has convinced Dan and me that we don't want to have any children. We'll tell the kids right after the ballgame. | 1.5039 | 0.03706 | 389 | 248 | 86 | 55 |
229 | Curiously, every time she meowed twice, he threw a curve ball. | 1.5027 | 0.03621 | 372 | 229 | 99 | 44 |
230 | This is really hitting close to home. | 1.5027 | 0.03527 | 374 | 226 | 108 | 40 |
231 | The mice are gone, but now I can't get rid of these damn Yankees. | 1.5017 | 0.03801 | 299 | 176 | 96 | 27 |
232 | The sad part is that ESPN is actually carrying this game live and rebroadcasting it tonight with pitch-by-pitch analysis from a panel of our neighbors. | 1.5013 | 0.03610 | 379 | 235 | 98 | 46 |
233 | Yes, Gail, I am also having very vivid quarantine dreams. | 1.5000 | 0.03569 | 368 | 224 | 104 | 40 |
234 | Since they're playing in the house, all runs will be counted as a home runs. | 1.5000 | 0.03453 | 368 | 226 | 103 | 39 |
235 | you would not believe my seats | 1.4987 | 0.03485 | 371 | 223 | 111 | 37 |
236 | One ball, two strikes, cat on third. What's up with you? | 1.4987 | 0.03649 | 371 | 231 | 95 | 45 |
237 | Yeah, Ma. I wish we’d had daughters, too. | 1.4986 | 0.03582 | 369 | 226 | 102 | 41 |
238 | I've heard of a home team advantage, but this is ridiculous. | 1.4973 | 0.03469 | 364 | 217 | 113 | 34 |
239 | Watching baseball. How about you | 1.4973 | 0.03681 | 364 | 227 | 93 | 44 |
240 | I wondered what I was doing on the sofa, ... and then it hit me | 1.4972 | 0.03548 | 362 | 219 | 106 | 37 |
241 | Guys, Dr. Fauci says the catcher's mask is ineffective. | 1.4972 | 0.03690 | 360 | 224 | 93 | 43 |
242 | It's like baseball, but the batter never leaves home. | 1.4972 | 0.03429 | 360 | 212 | 117 | 31 |
243 | I told him if he played his cards right, tonight I'd let him go to third base. | 1.4958 | 0.03533 | 361 | 218 | 107 | 36 |
244 | Yup, baseball is still boring. | 1.4957 | 0.03468 | 351 | 212 | 106 | 33 |
245 | Well, I've had to make some concessions. | 1.4957 | 0.03572 | 351 | 219 | 93 | 39 |
246 | Ya, they keep calling themselves a Quaranteam. | 1.4943 | 0.03636 | 350 | 214 | 99 | 37 |
247 | It’s safe. The catcher has a mask, and the players are six feet apart. | 1.4929 | 0.03500 | 353 | 211 | 110 | 32 |
248 | I got seats on the third base line. | 1.4928 | 0.03590 | 347 | 210 | 103 | 34 |
249 | This is the most action I’ve gotten in weeks | 1.4928 | 0.03659 | 347 | 213 | 97 | 37 |
250 | Only one of them is wearing a mask? That's your problem with this? | 1.4927 | 0.03564 | 341 | 204 | 106 | 31 |
251 | Oh, it's just the usual here, honey - bottom of the 9th, 2 outs. The cat makes a great short stop though. | 1.4911 | 0.03659 | 338 | 206 | 98 | 34 |
252 | Nothin' much, just sitting in the den watching the ball game | 1.4911 | 0.03683 | 338 | 207 | 96 | 35 |
253 | I think the cat is the umpire. | 1.4896 | 0.03642 | 337 | 205 | 99 | 33 |
254 | Suddenly a Home Run didn’t seem like a good idea | 1.4882 | 0.03619 | 340 | 207 | 100 | 33 |
255 | Really gives a new meaning to home run | 1.4882 | 0.03619 | 340 | 207 | 100 | 33 |
256 | So I said to myself, ‘How much harm could it do?’ | 1.4881 | 0.03551 | 336 | 201 | 106 | 29 |
257 | Hello, I’d like to cancel my sports channel subscription. It appears I’m getting free home games. | 1.4880 | 0.03632 | 332 | 201 | 100 | 31 |
258 | Let me call you back. I might actually have to run. | 1.4878 | 0.03689 | 328 | 200 | 96 | 32 |
259 | It was either baseball or practicing his bagpipes. | 1.4843 | 0.03977 | 318 | 204 | 74 | 40 |
260 | Marilyn regretted suggesting her son try pitching a bit more inside. | 1.4831 | 0.03687 | 325 | 199 | 95 | 31 |
261 | I didn't build anything and they *still* came. | 1.4830 | 0.03906 | 294 | 181 | 84 | 29 |
262 | I know, but at least it's gotten them off the couch... | 1.4828 | 0.03657 | 319 | 193 | 98 | 28 |
263 | Pedro’s on the mound, Johnny’s catching, and Willy’s at bat. I’m sitting comfortably at third. | 1.4828 | 0.03789 | 319 | 198 | 88 | 33 |
264 | I told him he better not step in this house again unless he brought a diamond with him. | 1.4828 | 0.03854 | 319 | 203 | 79 | 37 |
265 | Come on over-we can have up to 10 fans. | 1.4828 | 0.03710 | 319 | 195 | 94 | 30 |
266 | Don't worry, I'm safe here; it's the Mets. | 1.4828 | 0.03892 | 319 | 202 | 80 | 37 |
267 | A home run is still in the bedroom. | 1.4811 | 0.03875 | 318 | 201 | 81 | 36 |
268 | Fortunately, he bunts a lot. | 1.4811 | 0.03665 | 318 | 193 | 97 | 28 |
269 | I've got ultra-high-definition television, it's like they're right here.... | 1.4809 | 0.03886 | 314 | 198 | 81 | 35 |
270 | I was benched in the bottom of the 3rd. | 1.4809 | 0.03670 | 314 | 190 | 97 | 27 |
271 | Yeah I’m getting sick of him, but one more strike and he’s out. | 1.4804 | 0.03738 | 306 | 186 | 93 | 27 |
272 | I spend most of the day vacuuming sunflower shells | 1.4795 | 0.03700 | 317 | 194 | 94 | 29 |
273 | I am pretty sure it will be a home run. | 1.4795 | 0.03884 | 317 | 201 | 80 | 36 |
274 | I’d like to cancel my subscription to ESPN Live. | 1.4795 | 0.03986 | 317 | 205 | 72 | 40 |
275 | We have the home field advantage | 1.4791 | 0.03610 | 311 | 186 | 101 | 24 |
276 | I gotta go - they want me in Left Field. | 1.4787 | 0.03859 | 305 | 190 | 84 | 31 |
277 | Nothing. You? | 1.4787 | 0.03659 | 305 | 183 | 98 | 24 |
278 | Yes, I'd like to order takeout, please. Just the one order of peanuts and cracker jacks. No thanks, I don't care if they ever get back. | 1.4786 | 0.03917 | 280 | 171 | 84 | 25 |
279 | Bottom of the ninth. You? | 1.4785 | 0.03878 | 303 | 189 | 83 | 31 |
280 | Trust me, this isn’t the only time today he is going to strike out. | 1.4785 | 0.03989 | 303 | 193 | 75 | 35 |
281 | There's apparently a position called a "bitcher"? | 1.4785 | 0.03962 | 303 | 192 | 77 | 34 |
282 | Yeah, I think under the circumstances, I'm cancelling the ESPN sports pack. | 1.4785 | 0.03906 | 303 | 190 | 81 | 32 |
283 | The fine china? Unfortunately, there was a grand slam. | 1.4778 | 0.03700 | 293 | 175 | 96 | 22 |
284 | Three strikes and you're....still inside. | 1.4778 | 0.03854 | 293 | 180 | 86 | 27 |
285 | Me? I'm watching the ballgame. What are you doing? | 1.4776 | 0.03658 | 312 | 189 | 97 | 26 |
286 | Sorry have to go, it's family game night | 1.4771 | 0.03794 | 306 | 189 | 88 | 29 |
287 | High and inside. You?” | 1.4751 | 0.03952 | 301 | 191 | 77 | 33 |
288 | Well, Mother, right now I think he is sending mixed signals. | 1.4746 | 0.03650 | 295 | 176 | 98 | 21 |
289 | I know that I’m supposed to “root, root, root, for the home team” but they’ve already broken a lamp and now have grandma warming up in the garage... | 1.4746 | 0.03983 | 295 | 187 | 76 | 32 |
290 | Yeah, there’s still no joy in Mudville. | 1.4744 | 0.03914 | 293 | 183 | 81 | 29 |
291 | Yeah, they said they'd install the dishwasher after the seventh inning. | 1.4742 | 0.03903 | 291 | 181 | 82 | 28 |
292 | Well, I wouldn't have bought the tickets to begin with if I had known that this is what you meant by a home game. | 1.4735 | 0.03822 | 283 | 172 | 88 | 23 |
293 | This isn’t the diamond I was asking for...” | 1.4730 | 0.03972 | 296 | 188 | 76 | 32 |
294 | We might be going extra innings. Can I call you back tomorrow? | 1.4730 | 0.03673 | 296 | 178 | 96 | 22 |
295 | High and Inside | 1.4724 | 0.04091 | 290 | 187 | 69 | 34 |
296 | If you hit mom, that's a foul. | 1.4724 | 0.03943 | 290 | 182 | 79 | 29 |
297 | I even charged myself $12 for a hotdog. | 1.4724 | 0.03912 | 290 | 181 | 81 | 28 |
298 | They broke the TV, what else am I supposed to watch? | 1.4708 | 0.04007 | 291 | 188 | 70 | 33 |
299 | Let’s let him face one more before we call dad up from the basement. | 1.4702 | 0.03371 | 285 | 184 | 77 | 24 |
300 | Jeff? Can you explain the infield fly rule again? | 1.4702 | 0.04023 | 285 | 181 | 74 | 30 |
301 | And I thought shutting down professional sports would be a blessing! | 1.4701 | 0.03970 | 268 | 165 | 80 | 23 |
302 | She’s talking to her sister, we can get another inning in” | 1.4695 | 0.04086 | 279 | 178 | 71 | 30 |
303 | Do you sell windows in bulk? | 1.4694 | 0.03843 | 294 | 183 | 84 | 27 |
304 | Yes, that's right: three straitjackets. | 1.4685 | 0.03982 | 286 | 181 | 76 | 29 |
305 | Hello, ESPN? I have something for your 7 to 10 slot. | 1.4685 | 0.03824 | 286 | 176 | 86 | 24 |
306 | Yep, it’s another home game. | 1.4683 | 0.04048 | 284 | 184 | 68 | 32 |
307 | Well, other than the fact I am sitting on third base, things are great. | 1.4683 | 0.03907 | 284 | 177 | 81 | 26 |
308 | I wish the season had started, then they would just be sitting on the couch. | 1.4679 | 0.04075 | 280 | 179 | 71 | 30 |
309 | Bunt! The vases are loaded! | 1.4679 | 0.03979 | 280 | 181 | 69 | 30 |
310 | Not what I was expecting when he said we would go to 3rd base tonight. | 1.4676 | 0.04096 | 278 | 178 | 70 | 30 |
311 | Well, I did want him home more. | 1.4667 | 0.04017 | 270 | 169 | 76 | 25 |
312 | Hi Margaret. I need the number for your divorce lawyer. My husband wants to play hardball. | 1.4662 | 0.04156 | 281 | 183 | 65 | 33 |
313 | I gotta go, Muriel. I think I'm in a New Yorker cartoon. | 1.4662 | 0.04247 | 281 | 186 | 59 | 36 |
314 | Yeah, we’re all safe at home. | 1.4652 | 0.03917 | 273 | 169 | 81 | 23 |
315 | Hello bullpen please send the relief pitcher in. He's in the bathroom. | 1.4652 | 0.03917 | 273 | 169 | 81 | 23 |
316 | I sound like I'm out in left field? Well, I am, kind of. | 1.4652 | 0.04019 | 273 | 172 | 75 | 26 |
317 | I have a homeowners insurance question. | 1.4647 | 0.04129 | 269 | 172 | 69 | 28 |
318 | If this thing isn't over by hockey season I don't know what I'm gonna do. | 1.4635 | 0.04139 | 274 | 177 | 67 | 30 |
319 | So far so good, but if he ever lets go of the ball all hell's gonna break loose. | 1.4630 | 0.04124 | 257 | 162 | 71 | 24 |
320 | Yeah, it’s still boring. | 1.4627 | 0.03967 | 268 | 167 | 78 | 23 |
321 | I'd love to tell you more but, any rebroadcast, retransmission, or account of this game, without the express written consent of Major League Baseball, is prohibited." | 1.4627 | 0.04106 | 268 | 171 | 70 | 27 |
322 | I have to call you back. I’m up next. | 1.4627 | 0.04037 | 268 | 169 | 74 | 25 |
323 | Why do I always fall for men who play games | 1.4613 | 0.03901 | 271 | 168 | 81 | 22 |
324 | These days, all the games are home games. | 1.4613 | 0.04005 | 271 | 171 | 75 | 25 |
325 | It's the bottom of the ninth and the players are loaded. | 1.4613 | 0.03866 | 271 | 167 | 83 | 21 |
326 | Next week? We're away. | 1.4613 | 0.04039 | 271 | 172 | 73 | 26 |
327 | Whatever keeps him from making more sourdough. | 1.4610 | 0.04128 | 269 | 173 | 68 | 28 |
328 | I'm getting very worried one of them is going to get a hit | 1.4607 | 0.03942 | 267 | 166 | 79 | 22 |
329 | Don’t you even think of throwing a breaking ball | 1.4593 | 0.03910 | 270 | 168 | 80 | 22 |
330 | I guess today’s a home game | 1.4593 | 0.03945 | 270 | 169 | 78 | 23 |
331 | The shortstop in the dining room said he loves the new hardwood floor. It gives a truer bounce than the old carpeting and really warms up the room. | 1.4593 | 0.03910 | 270 | 168 | 80 | 22 |
332 | When DR. Fauci said baseball would look different I don't think he meant this. | 1.4574 | 0.04360 | 258 | 171 | 56 | 31 |
333 | He keeps trying to get to second base... | 1.4574 | 0.04074 | 258 | 163 | 72 | 23 |
334 | When you said stay home and take one for the team I misunderstood. | 1.4559 | 0.03966 | 261 | 163 | 77 | 21 |
335 | I'm more surprised they put on pants. | 1.4556 | 0.04025 | 259 | 163 | 74 | 22 |
336 | This is not what I was picturing when you said you were starting a fantasy league. | 1.4556 | 0.04277 | 259 | 170 | 60 | 29 |
337 | Yup that's my complete order, just peanuts, popcorn and Cracker Jacks. | 1.4556 | 0.04135 | 259 | 166 | 68 | 25 |
338 | He has no idea that the cat has been stealing signs and tipping the pitches. | 1.4556 | 0.04207 | 259 | 168 | 64 | 27 |
339 | Mr. Mayor, you keep saying 'Safe at Home', but I think he was out. | 1.4556 | 0.03987 | 259 | 162 | 76 | 21 |
340 | Oh I’m the designated sitter. | 1.4556 | 0.04025 | 259 | 163 | 74 | 22 |
341 | Send me some peanuts and Crackerjack. | 1.4556 | 0.03873 | 259 | 159 | 82 | 18 |
342 | It's now two outs, with runners at the table and the couch... | 1.4545 | 0.04167 | 253 | 162 | 67 | 24 |
343 | I’ve been couched. | 1.4545 | 0.04130 | 253 | 161 | 69 | 23 |
344 | Marjorie, I have to go. I’ll call you back at the 7th inning stretch. | 1.4545 | 0.04167 | 253 | 162 | 67 | 24 |
345 | Sorry, I have to go. It's a 3-2 pitch and I'm on deck. | 1.4542 | 0.03955 | 262 | 164 | 77 | 21 |
346 | Yeah, the stadium's small, but the seats are fabulous. | 1.4542 | 0.03804 | 262 | 160 | 85 | 17 |
347 | Not much... Just Bobby trying to get to second base in the living room. | 1.4542 | 0.03880 | 262 | 162 | 81 | 19 |
348 | That's what I'd call a quarantine pitch: low and inside. | 1.4542 | 0.04036 | 251 | 157 | 74 | 20 |
349 | He broke up the no hitter in the fifth with a single to the kitchen. | 1.4542 | 0.04114 | 251 | 159 | 70 | 22 |
350 | Can I take a message? He's working from home at the moment. | 1.4542 | 0.03996 | 251 | 156 | 76 | 19 |
351 | We’ve got to adapt, Louise. A month ago I knew zilch about umpiring. | 1.4541 | 0.04215 | 218 | 134 | 69 | 15 |
352 | Hey. Well, I built it and they came. What do I do now? | 1.4531 | 0.04019 | 256 | 161 | 74 | 21 |
353 | It's all-you-can-eat hot dog day. It has been for about two months now. | 1.4531 | 0.04169 | 256 | 165 | 66 | 25 |
354 | You really need to read the fine print when you sign up for the 'live sports' cable package. | 1.4528 | 0.04117 | 254 | 162 | 69 | 23 |
355 | This new 8K TV? It’s like being there. | 1.4514 | 0.04119 | 257 | 165 | 68 | 24 |
356 | I’m just glad he’s getting dressed. | 1.4512 | 0.03968 | 246 | 152 | 77 | 17 |
357 | My roommate is having people over again and only one of them is wearing a mask. | 1.4512 | 0.03968 | 246 | 152 | 77 | 17 |
358 | Sure they break a few windows, but the line's a lot shorter for the ladies' room. | 1.4512 | 0.04290 | 246 | 160 | 61 | 25 |
359 | No Janice, they aren't playing real baseball, they're using a designated hitter | 1.4512 | 0.04328 | 246 | 161 | 59 | 26 |
360 | I just hope the relief pitcher is full of margaritas. | 1.4506 | 0.04380 | 233 | 151 | 59 | 23 |
361 | Our agreement was that afterwards they’d act out my soaps. | 1.4498 | 0.04289 | 249 | 163 | 60 | 26 |
362 | He's really stepped up to the plate recently. | 1.4494 | 0.04039 | 247 | 155 | 73 | 19 |
363 | I told them they can have two more innings. Then I'm resorting to nude yoga. | 1.4494 | 0.04390 | 247 | 164 | 55 | 28 |
364 | Hurry up -- this field needs to become a school by 9, a spin studio at 2, and a living room again after 6. | 1.4490 | 0.04102 | 245 | 155 | 70 | 20 |
365 | Yes unlike the last 20 times you've called I would like a free estimate on replacement window. | 1.4490 | 0.04223 | 245 | 158 | 64 | 23 |
366 | He asked me if this was Heaven. I said no, it’s Hoboken. | 1.4481 | 0.04232 | 241 | 155 | 64 | 22 |
367 | The preseason already cost us two windows and a vase. | 1.4463 | 0.04178 | 242 | 155 | 66 | 21 |
368 | Have to avoid kisscam; my boss thinks I'm at work | 1.4463 | 0.03967 | 242 | 150 | 76 | 16 |
369 | Well, it's better than last week when they thought they were Guy Fieri and Gordon Ramsay. | 1.4458 | 0.04119 | 240 | 152 | 69 | 19 |
370 | And they even made me sing the national anthem. | 1.4458 | 0.04119 | 240 | 152 | 69 | 19 |
371 | It’s a little too inside baseball for me. | 1.4449 | 0.03976 | 245 | 153 | 75 | 17 |
372 | Alexa, steal signs. | 1.4449 | 0.04221 | 245 | 159 | 63 | 23 |
373 | Honestly, the home team advantage is overrated | 1.4444 | 0.03966 | 234 | 144 | 76 | 14 |
374 | One day someone is going to hit it and we’re going to regret all of this!” | 1.4435 | 0.04172 | 239 | 153 | 66 | 20 |
375 | I know the catcher isn’t 6 feet away, but he’s wearing a mask. | 1.4435 | 0.04214 | 239 | 154 | 64 | 21 |
376 | Safe-at-home" has just taken on a new meaning here | 1.4435 | 0.04214 | 239 | 154 | 64 | 21 |
377 | Hi? yes you can just leave the cracker jacks outside the door, thanks | 1.4430 | 0.04238 | 237 | 153 | 63 | 21 |
378 | Why is only the catcher wearing a face mask? | 1.4430 | 0.04153 | 237 | 151 | 67 | 19 |
379 | I gotta go mom. Bruce keeps shaking off the signs and we all know how where that leads... | 1.4426 | 0.03766 | 235 | 151 | 68 | 16 |
380 | You should see the line for the bathroom. | 1.4426 | 0.04390 | 235 | 155 | 56 | 24 |
381 | Yeah, I also thought there was something fishy in that new cable deal promising 'It's just like watching the games in your living room.' | 1.4426 | 0.04178 | 235 | 150 | 66 | 19 |
382 | It's the bottom of the ninth, the cat is on deck, and I'm ready for a change-up. | 1.4426 | 0.04000 | 235 | 146 | 74 | 15 |
383 | We got tired of puzzles. | 1.4426 | 0.04134 | 235 | 149 | 68 | 18 |
384 | No, only the catcher is wearing a mask. | 1.4410 | 0.04022 | 229 | 142 | 73 | 14 |
385 | I stand corrected. The Ming vase is NOT the left-field foul pole. | 1.4410 | 0.04208 | 229 | 146 | 65 | 18 |
386 | It's not so bad. I'm dreading football season, though. | 1.4397 | 0.03986 | 232 | 144 | 74 | 14 |
387 | Normally I like watching the game, but this one just hits a little too close to home. | 1.4391 | 0.04371 | 230 | 151 | 57 | 22 |
388 | Whoever loses has to go out and try to find toilet paper for the family. | 1.4391 | 0.04542 | 230 | 155 | 49 | 26 |
389 | I just told Greg to touch base with his friends. | 1.4391 | 0.04056 | 230 | 144 | 71 | 15 |
390 | I should have read the fine print when I bought MLB Live. | 1.4391 | 0.04284 | 230 | 149 | 61 | 20 |
391 | It was cute when they were in second grade, but this lockdown’s been a lot longer than I expected. | 1.4378 | 0.04200 | 233 | 155 | 56 | 22 |
392 | Harold, this new TV brings baseball right into our living room! | 1.4369 | 0.04345 | 222 | 144 | 59 | 19 |
393 | You free? I’m about to intentionally walk out of my marriage. | 1.4369 | 0.04529 | 222 | 148 | 51 | 23 |
394 | Hi Mom, remember when you told me married life would throw me a few curve balls....? | 1.4361 | 0.04184 | 227 | 145 | 65 | 17 |
395 | I told him there are easier ways to get to third base. | 1.4361 | 0.04138 | 227 | 144 | 67 | 16 |
396 | Larry keeps spitting on the carpet. Jim just threatened to charge the mound. I never thought I'd say this, but we need pro baseball back on TV, now | 1.4361 | 0.04367 | 227 | 149 | 57 | 21 |
397 | It's the bottom of the ninth,bases loaded,score 5 to 4,count is 3 to 2. This next pitchT decides who does the dishes. | 1.4356 | 0.04349 | 225 | 147 | 58 | 20 |
398 | Flatten that curve! | 1.4356 | 0.04303 | 225 | 146 | 60 | 19 |
399 | I'm up next. Make it quick. | 1.4356 | 0.04257 | 225 | 145 | 62 | 18 |
400 | We're safe. I keep my distance, the catcher wears a mask, the batter stays at home, and the pitcher flattens the curve. | 1.4356 | 0.04528 | 225 | 151 | 50 | 24 |
401 | Sorry to hear you’re going batty with the family at home. Everything is perfectly normal here. | 1.4350 | 0.04330 | 223 | 145 | 59 | 19 |
402 | It's a compromise; They wanted rugby and I suggested chess. | 1.4344 | 0.04164 | 221 | 140 | 66 | 15 |
403 | Yes, I have one seat available Thursday night, recliner section. | 1.4326 | 0.04442 | 215 | 141 | 55 | 19 |
404 | Home schooling is okay. I teach them calculus, and my husband is the PE teacher who shows up to class drunk. | 1.4326 | 0.04633 | 215 | 145 | 47 | 23 |
405 | Heck no, I’m not a fan. I’m the owner. | 1.4326 | 0.04343 | 215 | 139 | 59 | 17 |
406 | With any luck, the pitcher will walk him. | 1.4318 | 0.04175 | 220 | 140 | 65 | 15 |
407 | Hi...Yes... I placed an order for peanuts and cracker jacks over an hour ago... | 1.4312 | 0.04300 | 218 | 141 | 60 | 17 |
408 | A League Of Their Home | 1.4312 | 0.04445 | 218 | 144 | 54 | 20 |
409 | Sorry, I have to make another call. | 1.4312 | 0.04539 | 218 | 146 | 50 | 22 |
410 | Yes, of course the boys are pitching in. | 1.4312 | 0.04445 | 218 | 144 | 54 | 20 |
411 | Hello!, I'd like to order a hot dog with mustard, a bag of peanuts, and a beer to Apartment 12 B! | 1.4312 | 0.04201 | 218 | 139 | 64 | 15 |
412 | Now that he’s working from home, I realized why he only talks about his job in sports metaphors. | 1.4312 | 0.04251 | 218 | 140 | 62 | 16 |
413 | Quarantine Day 68: "Hundredth and ninth inning, I think." | 1.4312 | 0.04349 | 218 | 142 | 58 | 18 |
414 | Welcome to the MLB..... Major Living-Room Baseball! | 1.4312 | 0.04300 | 218 | 141 | 60 | 17 |
415 | He's working on his inside fastball. | 1.4312 | 0.04251 | 218 | 140 | 62 | 16 |
416 | We are in the second inning of the pandemic. | 1.4312 | 0.04445 | 218 | 144 | 54 | 20 |
417 | Right now there's a man on the recliner who's about to steal the sofa. | 1.4299 | 0.04095 | 214 | 134 | 68 | 12 |
418 | I know it’s only the 3rd inning, but I need a lefty. Wake Bobby from his nap. | 1.4299 | 0.04258 | 221 | 143 | 61 | 17 |
419 | It's great to touch base with you too. | 1.4299 | 0.04306 | 221 | 144 | 59 | 18 |
420 | I never thought I’d say I missed watching baseball on TV either Carol, but here we are. | 1.4292 | 0.04333 | 219 | 143 | 58 | 18 |
421 | The 3rd basemen is literally phoning it in... | 1.4286 | 0.04412 | 210 | 137 | 56 | 17 |
422 | I’d like to report a hit and run. | 1.4286 | 0.04312 | 217 | 141 | 59 | 17 |
423 | The cat’s on standby for when the ball rolls under the couch | 1.4279 | 0.04388 | 208 | 135 | 57 | 16 |
424 | Definitely going to be a rebuilding year. | 1.4279 | 0.04281 | 208 | 133 | 61 | 14 |
425 | Yes, mother. We had the bat tested for coronavirus. | 1.4279 | 0.04441 | 208 | 136 | 55 | 17 |
426 | Yeah, the new apartment’s okay except for all the flies. | 1.4272 | 0.04159 | 213 | 135 | 65 | 13 |
427 | We're doing okay. The boys finally finished all the jigsaw puzzles. | 1.4272 | 0.04565 | 213 | 143 | 49 | 21 |
428 | Remember that fan experience I won recently? | 1.4272 | 0.04212 | 213 | 136 | 63 | 14 |
429 | Yes, honey, I am watching live sports. | 1.4272 | 0.04265 | 213 | 137 | 61 | 15 |
430 | That's one chili dog, one beer...and do you have cat treats? | 1.4272 | 0.04316 | 213 | 138 | 59 | 16 |
431 | The owners box is a little too close for my liking | 1.4265 | 0.04131 | 211 | 133 | 66 | 12 |
432 | I never thought I’d say this Susan, but I NEED sports to come back. Bob is bringing a whole new meaning to the term ‘home base’. | 1.4265 | 0.04396 | 211 | 138 | 56 | 17 |
433 | This marriage is in the ninth inning. | 1.4265 | 0.04447 | 211 | 139 | 54 | 18 |
434 | I'm not concerned. He can't hit an inside pitch. | 1.4265 | 0.04497 | 211 | 140 | 52 | 19 |
435 | He used to take me OUT to the ballgame... | 1.4265 | 0.04447 | 211 | 139 | 54 | 18 |
436 | I'm not sure I would call it LIVE sports | 1.4265 | 0.04447 | 211 | 139 | 54 | 18 |
437 | Some of us are following the stay-at-home order better than others. | 1.4265 | 0.04185 | 211 | 134 | 64 | 13 |
438 | Hello, third floor league? We on the sixth floor want to trade our left fielder for your shortstop. We'll throw in our couch as a bonus. It makes a great third base. | 1.4258 | 0.04424 | 209 | 137 | 55 | 17 |
439 | Trust me—home field is no advantage. | 1.4252 | 0.04691 | 214 | 147 | 43 | 24 |
440 | He’s not getting to first base...or any base...because he can’t even leave home. | 1.4251 | 0.04558 | 207 | 138 | 50 | 19 |
441 | Then he asked me, 'Why do ya think they call it a throw rug?' | 1.4251 | 0.04808 | 207 | 143 | 40 | 24 |
442 | God, I wish we could stop playing the home team! | 1.4245 | 0.03922 | 212 | 138 | 61 | 13 |
443 | : “And the crowd... She goes wild! | 1.4245 | 0.04579 | 212 | 143 | 48 | 21 |
444 | It's a home game | 1.4245 | 0.04223 | 212 | 136 | 62 | 14 |
445 | Sorry, we've got a home game. | 1.4245 | 0.04223 | 212 | 136 | 62 | 14 |
446 | These fantasy leagues have gotten out of hand. | 1.4245 | 0.04276 | 212 | 137 | 60 | 15 |
447 | Remember the raffle at the mall last month for a Yankees home game? | 1.4245 | 0.04530 | 212 | 142 | 50 | 20 |
448 | I finally understand the infield fly rule | 1.4245 | 0.04328 | 212 | 138 | 58 | 16 |
449 | I only took 1 of the hydroxychloroquine tablets. Why do you ask? | 1.4244 | 0.04641 | 205 | 138 | 47 | 20 |
450 | I guess you’d call it home entertainment. | 1.4231 | 0.04277 | 208 | 134 | 60 | 14 |
451 | In an effort to salvage the 2020 season, MLB has partnered with Door Dash... | 1.4231 | 0.04331 | 208 | 135 | 58 | 15 |
452 | Nachos and a Corona Light, please. | 1.4229 | 0.04600 | 201 | 134 | 49 | 18 |
453 | It's a home run every time. | 1.4223 | 0.04413 | 206 | 135 | 55 | 16 |
454 | Hold on a sec, Mom.."Hey, batter, batter SWING batter, batter..." | 1.4223 | 0.04623 | 206 | 139 | 47 | 20 |
455 | Mariah Carey says she'll sing the National Anthem after she's done home-schooling. | 1.4216 | 0.04388 | 204 | 133 | 56 | 15 |
456 | Gotta go Hon. I’m at the bottom of my fifth. | 1.4216 | 0.04497 | 204 | 135 | 52 | 17 |
457 | Now aim for Aunt Mildred's vase. I've always hated it. | 1.4216 | 0.04603 | 204 | 137 | 48 | 19 |
458 | If our pitching holds up I think we can stay out of the cellar this season. | 1.4216 | 0.04388 | 204 | 133 | 56 | 15 |
459 | I said you can throw the ball, not you may throw the ball. Didn't you learn anything in my home grammar lessons?! | 1.4208 | 0.04582 | 202 | 135 | 49 | 18 |
460 | Not much. Bob's playing softball in the living room with friends from work. 0-0, top of the 9th with two broken lamps. | 1.4208 | 0.04688 | 202 | 137 | 45 | 20 |
461 | Don't you people know what "Take me out to the ball game" means? | 1.4205 | 0.04585 | 195 | 129 | 50 | 16 |
462 | Not an entry. I'm just curious to know if this was drawn before or after the virus. Today, it hardly seems to need a caption. | 1.4195 | 0.04937 | 205 | 145 | 34 | 26 |
463 | I'm really dreading deer season. | 1.4179 | 0.04316 | 201 | 130 | 58 | 13 |
464 | Oh, Mom—did I tell you we got a cat? | 1.4179 | 0.04702 | 201 | 137 | 44 | 20 |
465 | He’s alright, but I’m not sure he's in my league. | 1.4175 | 0.04713 | 194 | 131 | 45 | 18 |
466 | Yes, Jim has been staying active. He's actually repairing the windows next week. | 1.4175 | 0.04656 | 194 | 130 | 47 | 17 |
467 | I'm serious, he's about to hit a stay-at-homer. | 1.4175 | 0.04599 | 194 | 129 | 49 | 16 |
468 | NO, It's take me OUT to the ball game! | 1.4175 | 0.04042 | 194 | 120 | 67 | 7 |
469 | Yeah, the relationship is going pretty well. He said he wants to go to third base tonigh | 1.4171 | 0.04226 | 199 | 127 | 61 | 11 |
470 | I don't mind them playing in the house. It's all the spitting and crotch-scratching that really bothers me. | 1.4171 | 0.04682 | 199 | 135 | 45 | 19 |
471 | The upside of quarantine is a home field advantage | 1.4162 | 0.04605 | 197 | 132 | 48 | 17 |
472 | I should've quarentined with my mother... | 1.4162 | 0.04824 | 197 | 136 | 40 | 21 |
473 | Mom, get your guy ready in left. Jake, keep the runner close to second until you're sure its gonna drop. Tell Chris and Pat to take themselves off mute if they want to be fan noise. OK, we're ready. | 1.4162 | 0.04491 | 197 | 130 | 52 | 15 |
474 | Grubhub? Can you do peanuts and crackerjack? | 1.4162 | 0.03938 | 197 | 121 | 70 | 6 |
475 | Yeah, Rick still doesn’t know what ‘getting to first base’ means | 1.4150 | 0.04663 | 200 | 136 | 45 | 19 |
476 | This work from home thing is going a little too far | 1.4150 | 0.04499 | 200 | 133 | 51 | 16 |
477 | Three coughs and you’re out. | 1.4150 | 0.04386 | 200 | 136 | 47 | 17 |
478 | Frank, your mother says to look out for the splitter | 1.4150 | 0.04443 | 200 | 132 | 53 | 15 |
479 | About halfway through the 500-piece jigsaw puzzle, one of them had an idea. | 1.4150 | 0.04554 | 200 | 134 | 49 | 17 |
480 | Ok, ok! It's a hoax! There, I said it. Just go out to the park and play already | 1.4150 | 0.04663 | 200 | 136 | 45 | 19 |
481 | It’s a little inside baseball.” | 1.4150 | 0.04328 | 200 | 130 | 57 | 13 |
482 | Ok, I can do without the peanuts and cracker jacks, but where’s my damn wine? | 1.4149 | 0.04699 | 188 | 126 | 46 | 16 |
483 | Covid. 19,Yankees 20..... | 1.4149 | 0.04819 | 188 | 128 | 42 | 18 |
484 | Every hit will be a home run, I guess | 1.4145 | 0.04728 | 193 | 131 | 44 | 18 |
485 | It's bottom of the ninth week in quarantine. | 1.4127 | 0.04680 | 189 | 127 | 46 | 16 |
486 | He finally splurged on a diamond." | 1.4127 | 0.04369 | 189 | 122 | 56 | 11 |
487 | The brochure said "enjoy live sports from the comfort of your living room". I guess I just assumed they meant on television | 1.4127 | 0.04558 | 189 | 125 | 50 | 14 |
488 | I'll have him call as soon as he gets home. | 1.4125 | 0.04640 | 160 | 102 | 50 | 8 |
489 | Bunt, Jerry. I’m talking to Gladys and I’m not hanging up to call 9-1-1. | 1.4124 | 0.04355 | 194 | 126 | 56 | 12 |
490 | Hi, is this the number for window repairs? | 1.4124 | 0.04765 | 194 | 133 | 42 | 19 |
491 | At least the catcher is wearing a mask | 1.4118 | 0.04894 | 187 | 129 | 39 | 19 |
492 | I don't mind the broken windows so much as their spitting on the carpeting. | 1.4118 | 0.04653 | 187 | 125 | 47 | 15 |
493 | He's still trying to get to second base, but we're already home. I wish he'd follow me upstairs so we could both score. | 1.4118 | 0.04714 | 187 | 126 | 45 | 16 |
494 | Next one out sets the table! | 1.4118 | 0.04653 | 187 | 125 | 47 | 15 |
495 | It's interesting to us, but to everyone else it's just inside baseball . | 1.4118 | 0.04590 | 187 | 124 | 49 | 14 |
496 | Life’s a pitch. | 1.4115 | 0.04857 | 192 | 133 | 39 | 20 |
497 | This isn’t the only strikeout he’ll have tonight. | 1.4115 | 0.04743 | 192 | 131 | 43 | 18 |
498 | I should have known better when he said he was bringing home a diamond . | 1.4115 | 0.04685 | 192 | 130 | 45 | 17 |
499 | If the lamp flickers, it's a fastball. If I move the pillow, it's a curve. | 1.4115 | 0.04322 | 192 | 124 | 57 | 11 |
500 | Hello. I’d like to replace my window and my husband. | 1.4105 | 0.04539 | 190 | 126 | 50 | 14 |
501 | I thought he asked me over for a date, but I think I'm going to strike out. | 1.4105 | 0.04660 | 190 | 128 | 46 | 16 |
502 | Let's just say he won't be getting to first base tonight. | 1.4105 | 0.04600 | 190 | 127 | 48 | 15 |
503 | I know what I said months back, but you know, this does feel normal now. | 1.4105 | 0.04600 | 190 | 127 | 48 | 15 |
504 | I really miss those away games | 1.4105 | 0.04600 | 190 | 127 | 48 | 15 |
505 | You’ll never guess who got to third base last night. | 1.4105 | 0.04893 | 190 | 132 | 38 | 20 |
506 | Sorry I can’t make it, my son’s baseball team has a home game tonight | 1.4105 | 0.04414 | 190 | 124 | 54 | 12 |
507 | Bottom of the ninth and I’m loaded. | 1.4105 | 0.04719 | 190 | 129 | 44 | 17 |
508 | The cat wants to see you throw your hairball. | 1.4105 | 0.04893 | 190 | 132 | 38 | 20 |
509 | I asked him for a glass of water, not a pitcher. | 1.4105 | 0.04719 | 190 | 129 | 44 | 17 |
510 | No, nothing going on here. 3-2 count, 2 outs and the world's about to end. | 1.4105 | 0.04600 | 190 | 127 | 48 | 15 |
511 | It's the bottom of the fifth but we've still got two bottles left. | 1.4105 | 0.04600 | 190 | 127 | 48 | 15 |
512 | Honey, this isn't want I thought you meant when you asked to quit your job and strike-out on your own | 1.4105 | 0.04778 | 190 | 130 | 42 | 18 |
513 | Yeah, Jen, how's your league going? In our building, 3A is currently leading the series. . | 1.4093 | 0.03979 | 193 | 125 | 59 | 9 |
514 | I could explain, but it's a lot of inside baseball. | 1.4093 | 0.04428 | 193 | 127 | 53 | 13 |
515 | I could never afford a front-row seat until I sheltered in place! | 1.4093 | 0.04548 | 193 | 129 | 49 | 15 |
516 | That’s not all. There’s a guy in the dining room spitting sunflower seeds. | 1.4093 | 0.04489 | 193 | 128 | 51 | 14 |
517 | You'll never guess who's on first! | 1.4093 | 0.04489 | 193 | 128 | 51 | 14 |
518 | Enough with the first base jokes, just tell me how to get them out of here. | 1.4093 | 0.04548 | 193 | 129 | 49 | 15 |
519 | Mom says one more vase hit and it’s game over! | 1.4093 | 0.04548 | 193 | 129 | 49 | 15 |
520 | Right Yogi, if the people don’t want to come out to the ballpark, nobody’s going to stop them. | 1.4093 | 0.04723 | 193 | 132 | 43 | 18 |
521 | Only the catcher's wearing one. | 1.4093 | 0.04607 | 193 | 130 | 47 | 16 |
522 | Bottom of the ninth, couches loaded. | 1.4093 | 0.04489 | 193 | 128 | 51 | 14 |
523 | The Mets are finally out of the basement! | 1.4086 | 0.04790 | 186 | 127 | 42 | 17 |
524 | The bases aren’t the only thing loaded in this house. | 1.4086 | 0.04790 | 186 | 127 | 42 | 17 |
525 | Well, I'm not exactly at home. More like third base. | 1.4086 | 0.04604 | 186 | 124 | 48 | 14 |
526 | I just won't touch their balls. | 1.4086 | 0.04850 | 186 | 128 | 40 | 18 |
527 | Fortunately they call the game after 750 innings. | 1.4086 | 0.04910 | 186 | 129 | 38 | 19 |
528 | Lemme tell you, Marcie--when they say "battery included," read the fine print. | 1.4056 | 0.04707 | 180 | 121 | 45 | 14 |
529 | I think it’s the White Sox versus the Dirty Socks | 1.4045 | 0.04875 | 178 | 122 | 40 | 16 |
530 | I’m really hoping for a no-hitter | 1.4045 | 0.04607 | 178 | 118 | 48 | 12 |
531 | I'm telling you, you've got to check out my new 12k TV. It's like the players are in my living room. | 1.4045 | 0.04809 | 178 | 121 | 42 | 15 |
532 | Having him work from home is starting to get old... | 1.4045 | 0.04676 | 178 | 119 | 46 | 13 |
533 | ... a hot dog with everything, 2 pretzels with extra mustard, and a team face mask. The tip's under the doormat. | 1.4045 | 0.04676 | 178 | 119 | 46 | 13 |
534 | He's trying to hit the ball out of the parlour | 1.4045 | 0.04173 | 178 | 122 | 44 | 12 |
535 | Yes, I’d like to cancel the sports package. | 1.4045 | 0.04676 | 178 | 119 | 46 | 13 |
536 | I gotta go. The season's home opener is finally starting. | 1.4045 | 0.04467 | 178 | 116 | 52 | 10 |
537 | Yeah, I guess you could say he’s a bit high and inside. | 1.4044 | 0.04903 | 183 | 127 | 38 | 18 |
538 | Hope I get to third base tonight | 1.4044 | 0.04386 | 183 | 119 | 54 | 10 |
539 | Who’s on third? | 1.4044 | 0.04716 | 183 | 124 | 44 | 15 |
540 | Most of them are 6-feet apart, but the catcher's the only one wearing a mask, the rest all have gloves on, good thing it's a home game!" | 1.4044 | 0.04521 | 183 | 121 | 50 | 12 |
541 | Who's winning? Well...nobody. | 1.4044 | 0.04842 | 183 | 126 | 40 | 17 |
542 | I said no spitting! | 1.4044 | 0.04903 | 183 | 127 | 38 | 18 |
543 | I'm just praying for a no-hitter! | 1.4044 | 0.04587 | 183 | 122 | 48 | 13 |
544 | Can I call you back? Bases are loaded and it's a full count. | 1.4044 | 0.04903 | 183 | 127 | 38 | 18 |
545 | I hate it, but it is better than the monster trucks they started out with | 1.4044 | 0.04779 | 183 | 125 | 42 | 16 |
546 | Again, this isn't Who ... I Don't Know ... No he's on second ... I said before, you're not speaking to Who ... | 1.4044 | 0.04779 | 183 | 125 | 42 | 16 |
547 | Terrible circumstances but these seats are amazing | 1.4033 | 0.04687 | 181 | 122 | 45 | 14 |
548 | The cat is out of the box. | 1.4033 | 0.04687 | 181 | 122 | 45 | 14 |
549 | No. I"m gonna stay home and watch the game. | 1.4033 | 0.04621 | 181 | 121 | 47 | 13 |
550 | Don’t worry. The cat is not getting on the furniture. | 1.4033 | 0.04687 | 181 | 122 | 45 | 14 |
551 | We need a ruling on the ball landing in the chicken salad. I say fowl. | 1.4033 | 0.04621 | 181 | 121 | 47 | 13 |
552 | I told him he was gonna make it to third base tonight if he was lucky. I don’t think this is what I meant. | 1.4022 | 0.04853 | 179 | 123 | 40 | 16 |
553 | I'll have to call you back, my husband brought work home with him again. | 1.4022 | 0.04788 | 179 | 122 | 42 | 15 |
554 | Hi Alice. They put me at 3rd base today! | 1.4022 | 0.04448 | 179 | 117 | 52 | 10 |
555 | Well, he never hit one when he was outdoors, so I'm really not worried. | 1.4022 | 0.04917 | 179 | 124 | 38 | 17 |
556 | Can I call you back? Got a situation here I need to referee. | 1.4022 | 0.04788 | 179 | 122 | 42 | 15 |
557 | In that case, how likely is a vaccine before hockey season? | 1.4022 | 0.04917 | 179 | 124 | 38 | 17 |
558 | For the first time in months, he’s out | 1.4000 | 0.04512 | 175 | 115 | 50 | 10 |
559 | Left hand with phone means bunt. | 1.4000 | 0.04600 | 170 | 112 | 48 | 10 |
560 | Hi, yes.... are any Divorce Lawyers working remotely? | 1.4000 | 0.04863 | 175 | 120 | 40 | 15 |
561 | I’m counting my lucky stars hockey season is over. | 1.4000 | 0.04675 | 170 | 113 | 46 | 11 |
562 | Not much, just playing a few games | 1.4000 | 0.04446 | 170 | 115 | 44 | 11 |
563 | I've got to go. I'm on deck. | 1.4000 | 0.04585 | 175 | 116 | 48 | 11 |
564 | Well, it was this or NASCAR. | 1.4000 | 0.04585 | 175 | 116 | 48 | 11 |
565 | The only home-field advantage I can see it that our bullpen is next to the fridge. | 1.4000 | 0.04749 | 170 | 114 | 44 | 12 |
566 | He will definitely be late. He hasn't even left home yet. | 1.3989 | 0.04531 | 178 | 118 | 49 | 11 |
567 | I keep tellin' em there's no flattening the curve in baseball! | 1.3989 | 0.04997 | 178 | 125 | 35 | 18 |
568 | Get Mom warmed up...Because Dad's spent...Did you look upstairs? How far can she have gone? | 1.3989 | 0.04869 | 178 | 123 | 39 | 16 |
569 | Yes, Mom, I'm still playing the field. | 1.3989 | 0.04736 | 178 | 121 | 43 | 14 |
570 | She tends to favor the pitchers on the inside corner. But for a saucer of cream, she'll call whatever you want | 1.3988 | 0.04969 | 173 | 120 | 37 | 16 |
571 | Bottom of the 205th | 1.3977 | 0.04840 | 176 | 121 | 40 | 15 |
572 | Staying in for the ball game,keeping away from the crowds. Ordered some peanuts and cracker jacks, amazon said theres a shortage on snacks. So we'll root root root for the home team,they're playing in our living room-its just 1,2,3,strikes you're out but it's so much better than Zoom.(to the tune of "take me out to the ball game") | 1.3977 | 0.04973 | 176 | 123 | 36 | 17 |
573 | Football is in the dining room | 1.3977 | 0.04635 | 176 | 118 | 46 | 12 |
574 | Honey, when I said I wanted to try more "games" in the bedroom, this isn't what I had in mind. | 1.3977 | 0.04704 | 176 | 119 | 44 | 13 |
575 | There's a home game today. | 1.3977 | 0.04704 | 176 | 119 | 44 | 13 |
576 | Their home record is astonishing. But I still prefer the away games." | 1.3977 | 0.04492 | 176 | 116 | 50 | 10 |
577 | Oh, you know, he is trying to get to third base again tonight. | 1.3966 | 0.04878 | 174 | 120 | 39 | 15 |
578 | This isn’t what I expected when I bought 2020 season tickets | 1.3966 | 0.05079 | 174 | 123 | 33 | 18 |
579 | Yes Carol! You can rent them for 7-9 innings or by the hour. | 1.3966 | 0.04670 | 174 | 117 | 45 | 12 |
580 | This swingers party isn’t quite what I expected. | 1.3966 | 0.04810 | 174 | 119 | 41 | 14 |
581 | It's worse than that, Mildred...I'm quarantined with the Mets! | 1.3966 | 0.05013 | 174 | 122 | 35 | 17 |
582 | Not Much. Just sheltering in place. You? | 1.3966 | 0.04451 | 174 | 114 | 51 | 9 |
583 | That's two hot dogs, a large beer and a salted pretzel for delivery. | 1.3966 | 0.04525 | 174 | 115 | 49 | 10 |
584 | Technically, every hit's a home run. | 1.3966 | 0.04451 | 174 | 114 | 51 | 9 |
585 | I gotta go, Mom. Doug’s hit a new level of desperation for sports, and I’ve already been to the ER twice this week. | 1.3964 | 0.04837 | 169 | 115 | 41 | 13 |
586 | This isn’t what I meant when I asked if you wanted to get to first base tonight | 1.3964 | 0.05120 | 169 | 119 | 33 | 17 |
587 | I told them I'd play third base couch. | 1.3964 | 0.04764 | 169 | 114 | 43 | 12 |
588 | Re-enacting Moneyball is bad enough, but I’m really worried for Fight Club. | 1.3964 | 0.04764 | 169 | 114 | 43 | 12 |
589 | I love my new Chesterfield of dreams. | 1.3964 | 0.04981 | 169 | 117 | 37 | 15 |
590 | It's okay. The pitcher is six feet from the battery and the catcher in wearing a mask. | 1.3964 | 0.04689 | 169 | 113 | 45 | 11 |
591 | I don't know about you, but I thought he was safe at home. | 1.3964 | 0.04689 | 169 | 113 | 45 | 11 |
592 | Two strikes, two outs, house is loaded. | 1.3964 | 0.04689 | 169 | 113 | 45 | 11 |
593 | Of course I’m calling the Commissioner! If they don’t allow spitballs in the majors, why would I allow it in my living room? | 1.3964 | 0.04764 | 169 | 114 | 43 | 12 |
594 | What do you mean you stop serving beer after the 7th inning?!? | 1.3964 | 0.05051 | 169 | 118 | 35 | 16 |
595 | Dinner? The usual - peanuts and Cracker Jack. | 1.3964 | 0.04614 | 169 | 112 | 47 | 10 |
596 | Bottom of the third, no outs. How's it going there? | 1.3964 | 0.04689 | 169 | 113 | 45 | 11 |
597 | Still tied; three windows to go. | 1.3964 | 0.04614 | 169 | 112 | 47 | 10 |
598 | Your father can't come to the phone right now. He's stealing signs from the guest bedroom. | 1.3964 | 0.04837 | 169 | 115 | 41 | 13 |
599 | We have a developing situation here. I'll have to call you back during the 7th inning stretch. | 1.3964 | 0.04614 | 169 | 112 | 47 | 10 |
600 | The boys of “...What season is this again | 1.3964 | 0.04764 | 169 | 114 | 43 | 12 |
601 | Sorry if I sound a little off base right now. | 1.3964 | 0.04910 | 169 | 116 | 39 | 14 |
602 | Hey honey, mind grabbing two cases of bud, 5 buckets of KFC, and a Dyson vacuum cleaner on the way home? | 1.3964 | 0.04689 | 169 | 113 | 45 | 11 |
603 | Same old, same old. You? | 1.3964 | 0.04910 | 169 | 116 | 39 | 14 |
604 | Nope! The catcher is the only one wearing a mask! | 1.3964 | 0.04614 | 169 | 112 | 47 | 10 |
605 | The best way to describe it is inside baseball. | 1.3964 | 0.04837 | 169 | 115 | 41 | 13 |
606 | Let's go boys- go big or go... oh | 1.3964 | 0.04689 | 169 | 113 | 45 | 11 |
607 | It's 1-1, bottom of the fifth, and the cat's on third. You | 1.3964 | 0.04910 | 169 | 116 | 39 | 14 |
608 | We’re high and inside | 1.3964 | 0.04764 | 169 | 114 | 43 | 12 |
609 | Sorry, I'm not allowed to leave. I'm the fan. | 1.3964 | 0.04837 | 169 | 115 | 41 | 13 |
610 | Uh... high and inside just isn’t working out. | 1.3964 | 0.04764 | 169 | 114 | 43 | 12 |
611 | I only took the recommended dose. | 1.3955 | 0.04884 | 177 | 123 | 38 | 16 |
612 | I’m prepared to negotiate as long as it takes. You want to play hardball? We can play hardball. | 1.3955 | 0.04614 | 177 | 119 | 46 | 12 |
613 | I drew the line at chewing tobacco. | 1.3955 | 0.04544 | 177 | 118 | 48 | 11 |
614 | Only winner here's gonna be the drywall repairman. | 1.3955 | 0.04751 | 177 | 121 | 42 | 14 |
615 | You were right. This is worse. | 1.3955 | 0.04751 | 177 | 121 | 42 | 14 |
616 | YEA, I FEEL SAFE...THERE'S LESS THAN 10 PEOPLE IN THE ROOM | 1.3955 | 0.04544 | 177 | 118 | 48 | 11 |
617 | Karl is still working from home, so I may need to run. | 1.3955 | 0.04818 | 177 | 122 | 40 | 15 |
618 | Remember boy, no sliding on my hardwood. | 1.3955 | 0.04950 | 177 | 124 | 36 | 17 |
619 | It may be my house but I’m still leaving after the 7th inning. | 1.3955 | 0.04614 | 177 | 119 | 46 | 12 |
620 | I’m not sure this is what they meant by “Stay home; stay safe.” | 1.3955 | 0.04751 | 177 | 121 | 42 | 14 |
621 | Thank God it's not hunting season. | 1.3955 | 0.04751 | 177 | 121 | 42 | 14 |
622 | And only the catcher's wearing a mask. | 1.3955 | 0.04473 | 177 | 117 | 50 | 10 |
623 | I had a quiet moment, so I thought I'd touch base | 1.3955 | 0.04751 | 177 | 121 | 42 | 14 |
624 | Enough of the inning, I want them outing. | 1.3955 | 0.04818 | 177 | 122 | 40 | 15 |
625 | Nothing new, really. What's new with you? | 1.3953 | 0.04407 | 172 | 112 | 52 | 8 |
626 | Use your indoor voices! | 1.3953 | 0.04848 | 172 | 118 | 40 | 14 |
627 | I called the stadium and asked for take-out | 1.3953 | 0.04558 | 172 | 114 | 48 | 10 |
628 | Honestly, I don't care if they never come back. | 1.3953 | 0.04848 | 172 | 118 | 40 | 14 |
629 | Basically, every hit is a home run. | 1.3943 | 0.04577 | 175 | 117 | 47 | 11 |
630 | Hold on one sec- I'm just about to tell you if I'd like to order a new pitcher, but this time of margaritas. | 1.3943 | 0.04923 | 175 | 122 | 37 | 16 |
631 | Thankfully, it’s a no-hitter. | 1.3941 | 0.04592 | 170 | 113 | 47 | 10 |
632 | Hi Scotty. It’s Mom. Be sure to watch Sportscenter tonight. Your Dad and Uncle Stan are going to be on. | 1.3941 | 0.04886 | 170 | 117 | 39 | 14 |
633 | They just couldn't play without a spectator. | 1.3941 | 0.04592 | 170 | 113 | 47 | 10 |
634 | Bonnie, you were right - no matter where you watch it, baseball will always be boring. | 1.3941 | 0.04814 | 170 | 116 | 41 | 13 |
635 | I wish they would go back to poker night. | 1.3941 | 0.04592 | 170 | 113 | 47 | 10 |
636 | And your Picasso is second base." | 1.3941 | 0.04742 | 170 | 115 | 43 | 12 |
637 | I can't talk now, Joe's acting like a screwball, Pete is batty an Paul is catching something. | 1.3941 | 0.05230 | 170 | 122 | 29 | 19 |
638 | Watching the game. What are you doing? | 1.3941 | 0.04814 | 170 | 116 | 41 | 13 |
639 | Thankfully, it looks like a no-hitter. | 1.3941 | 0.04814 | 170 | 116 | 41 | 13 |
640 | I used to love home games. | 1.3941 | 0.04814 | 170 | 116 | 41 | 13 |
641 | It's 3-2 in the 7th and the cat is doing a shit poor job of coaching | 1.3929 | 0.05342 | 168 | 122 | 26 | 20 |
642 | The rules are clear- a cat cannot cause a balk! | 1.3926 | 0.05181 | 163 | 115 | 32 | 16 |
643 | I suppose they are both the home team. | 1.3918 | 0.04495 | 171 | 113 | 49 | 9 |
644 | At least there’s no commercials. | 1.3916 | 0.04663 | 166 | 111 | 45 | 10 |
645 | The engagement is off. This wasn’t the kind of diamond I had in mind. | 1.3916 | 0.04663 | 166 | 111 | 45 | 10 |
646 | No, I’m not watching the game. | 1.3905 | 0.04606 | 169 | 113 | 46 | 10 |
647 | I'm just sayin' I thought "inside baseball" meant somethin' different | 1.3905 | 0.04756 | 169 | 115 | 42 | 12 |
648 | Believe me, there's no joy in Mudville tonight | 1.3905 | 0.04756 | 169 | 115 | 42 | 12 |
649 | On the up side, I've never had a better seat! | 1.3902 | 0.04699 | 164 | 110 | 44 | 10 |
650 | I knew there were some rules changes during the offseason, but I must have missed the one about home plate, | 1.3892 | 0.04868 | 167 | 115 | 39 | 13 |
651 | Well, Eileen, it’s really improved morale around the house. You know there’s no crying in baseball. | 1.3892 | 0.04794 | 167 | 114 | 41 | 12 |
652 | At first, it started with Monopoly, but now it’s gotten out of control. | 1.3892 | 0.04718 | 167 | 113 | 43 | 11 |
653 | Well, I don’t know who to root for. They both seem to be the home team. | 1.3889 | 0.04973 | 162 | 112 | 37 | 13 |
654 | If you're still at the store, buy me some peanuts and Cracker Jack.. | 1.3879 | 0.04516 | 165 | 109 | 48 | 8 |
655 | I just wish he’d stop spitting on the carpet. | 1.3879 | 0.05056 | 165 | 116 | 34 | 15 |
656 | Houston, I have a problem | 1.3879 | 0.05056 | 165 | 116 | 34 | 15 |
657 | Hello, does our homeowners policy cover stolen bases? | 1.3879 | 0.04832 | 165 | 113 | 40 | 12 |
658 | Working from home has been a challenge, but Rose's husband works in sewage treatment so I can't complain. | 1.3865 | 0.04948 | 163 | 113 | 37 | 13 |
659 | Hello? TV repair? | 1.3865 | 0.04948 | 163 | 113 | 37 | 13 |
660 | Yes, I'm home. | 1.3865 | 0.04871 | 163 | 112 | 39 | 12 |
661 | They're playing at home today. | 1.3865 | 0.04948 | 163 | 113 | 37 | 13 |
662 | AAA Window Repair? I'd like to put you on retainer. | 1.3865 | 0.04713 | 163 | 110 | 43 | 10 |
663 | This really hits close to home. | 1.3865 | 0.05024 | 163 | 114 | 35 | 14 |
664 | Ohh, it’s home game tonight. | 1.3861 | 0.05057 | 158 | 110 | 35 | 13 |
665 | I dunno what stage of grief this is, but I'm pretty sure we're in the seventh inning of denial. | 1.3861 | 0.05057 | 158 | 110 | 35 | 13 |
666 | Shatter in place. | 1.3861 | 0.05214 | 158 | 112 | 31 | 15 |
667 | I need a new quaranteam | 1.3861 | 0.05214 | 158 | 112 | 31 | 15 |
668 | Get the lefty in 4D warmed up. Shaggy's out of gas. | 1.3861 | 0.05367 | 158 | 114 | 27 | 17 |
669 | Hi Mom...tied in the bottom of the ninth, last batter up, with runners at the rubber tree plant and the Roomba...pretty exciting! | 1.3861 | 0.05367 | 158 | 114 | 27 | 17 |
670 | It's the top of the seventh, can you drop the cracker jacks off before the seventh ending stretch? | 1.3861 | 0.04554 | 158 | 104 | 47 | 7 |
671 | Of course, we're social distancing. First and second are at Marcie's, short and third are at Bob's, and Carl has the outfield. | 1.3861 | 0.04812 | 158 | 107 | 41 | 10 |
672 | Next year, I'm picking out my own diamond. | 1.3861 | 0.04812 | 158 | 107 | 41 | 10 |
673 | The first couple of weeks, the boys were fine with puzzles and board games | 1.3861 | 0.04977 | 158 | 109 | 37 | 12 |
674 | I said take me OUT to the ballgame. | 1.3855 | 0.04654 | 166 | 112 | 44 | 10 |
675 | the cat is about to steal home base! | 1.3855 | 0.05174 | 166 | 119 | 30 | 17 |
676 | Already back in the swing of things over here. | 1.3855 | 0.04654 | 166 | 112 | 44 | 10 |
677 | His E.R.A is down, but his anti-bodies are up. | 1.3855 | 0.04575 | 166 | 111 | 46 | 9 |
678 | Yeah, the cable went out again. So, I just brought the game here. | 1.3855 | 0.04884 | 166 | 115 | 38 | 13 |
679 | No masks - no game! | 1.3855 | 0.04575 | 166 | 111 | 46 | 9 |
680 | Yeah, the WiFi's down again. | 1.3855 | 0.04732 | 166 | 113 | 42 | 11 |
681 | Tell your guys that when I bang on the garbage can, it means a curve is coming. | 1.3855 | 0.05031 | 166 | 117 | 34 | 15 |
682 | It’s the bottom of the ninth, the dishes are loaded but the bases are empty. | 1.3851 | 0.04911 | 161 | 111 | 38 | 12 |
683 | It was this or ice hockey in the bathroom. | 1.3851 | 0.04911 | 161 | 111 | 38 | 12 |
684 | He's looking in for the sign. But, in life, aren't we all looking for a sign. | 1.3851 | 0.04989 | 161 | 112 | 36 | 13 |
685 | Quarantine at my house? Well, we've finished all the puzzles... | 1.3851 | 0.04989 | 161 | 112 | 36 | 13 |
686 | The one I really feel sorry for is the right fielder. He's in the pantry with my cupcakes. | 1.3851 | 0.04831 | 161 | 110 | 40 | 11 |
687 | Today is bad enough, but tomorrow is hockey. | 1.3851 | 0.04989 | 161 | 112 | 36 | 13 |
688 | My neighbor just banged on his trash can, so I’m guessing curveball. | 1.3851 | 0.04831 | 161 | 110 | 40 | 11 |
689 | I gotta go make pancakes....the batter's up. | 1.3851 | 0.04989 | 161 | 112 | 36 | 13 |
690 | Because I’m rich, Karen. | 1.3836 | 0.05263 | 159 | 114 | 29 | 16 |
691 | We were bored with jigsaw puzzles and board games, so we decided to try something different tonight. | 1.3836 | 0.04952 | 159 | 110 | 37 | 12 |
692 | They’re gonna pitch him outside; last time up, he hit it through the roof! | 1.3836 | 0.04871 | 159 | 109 | 39 | 11 |
693 | Maude? I’m gonna have to call you back. Yeah, I’m on deck | 1.3836 | 0.04619 | 159 | 106 | 45 | 8 |
694 | Wadsworth, when I said bring me a pitcher, this isn't what I meant. | 1.3836 | 0.04871 | 159 | 109 | 39 | 11 |
695 | Come on over and we can do the Wave. | 1.3836 | 0.04871 | 159 | 109 | 39 | 11 |
696 | Yeah, they’re really high and still inside . | 1.3836 | 0.05413 | 159 | 116 | 25 | 18 |
697 | Just get it over the plate so we can eat. | 1.3836 | 0.04871 | 159 | 109 | 39 | 11 |
698 | Perhaps, in this case, six-feet is still too close. | 1.3836 | 0.04871 | 159 | 109 | 39 | 11 |
699 | Psst Roger, try to flatten the curve. | 1.3836 | 0.04871 | 159 | 109 | 39 | 11 |
700 | We lost the T.V. in Game 4. | 1.3836 | 0.04619 | 159 | 106 | 45 | 8 |
701 | 911? Yes, I'd like to report someone stealing home | 1.3836 | 0.05031 | 159 | 111 | 35 | 13 |
702 | We’re going to need a new pitcher. And window. Probably lamp soon too. | 1.3836 | 0.05031 | 159 | 111 | 35 | 13 |
703 | On the plus side, there are never any rain delays. | 1.3827 | 0.04727 | 162 | 110 | 42 | 10 |
704 | This isn't what I thought you meant when you said your team had home advantage. | 1.3822 | 0.04911 | 157 | 108 | 38 | 11 |
705 | So, then Fluffy gets all annoyed and starts calling pitches from BEHIND the couch. | 1.3822 | 0.04993 | 157 | 109 | 36 | 12 |
706 | Hit this one out of the house and we won't see it again until there's a vaccine. | 1.3822 | 0.04993 | 157 | 109 | 36 | 12 |
707 | The turnout isn't what we'd hoped for . . . | 1.3806 | 0.04952 | 155 | 107 | 37 | 11 |
708 | Hold on just a second will ya, Janey..."WE WANT A PITCHER, NOT A BELLY ITCHER"...All right, hon, I'm back. | 1.3791 | 0.05246 | 153 | 109 | 30 | 14 |
709 | And then they asked to use one of my good dishes as home plate! It's unbelievable! | 1.3791 | 0.04995 | 153 | 106 | 36 | 11 |
710 | Holding for Seinbrenner. Yea, tell him that I've found some of them. | 1.3782 | 0.04927 | 156 | 108 | 37 | 11 |
711 | You stink, I am your mother , I have the God given right to heckle you | 1.3782 | 0.05172 | 156 | 111 | 31 | 14 |
712 | I thought inside-baseball was a phrase. | 1.3775 | 0.04768 | 151 | 102 | 41 | 8 |
713 | We finished the puzzle so now we’re trying something else. | 1.3775 | 0.04768 | 151 | 102 | 41 | 8 |
714 | Yeah, it's fun having men as housemates, but unfortunately none of them ever get to first base. | 1.3766 | 0.05218 | 154 | 110 | 30 | 14 |
715 | Gina, I'm telling you, this new holographics sports app makes it feel like you're really there | 1.3766 | 0.04882 | 154 | 106 | 38 | 10 |
716 | You won't believe it, Dad. Opening Day and I've got a front row seat right along the third base line! | 1.3766 | 0.04882 | 154 | 106 | 38 | 10 |
717 | Oh, I'm not worried-he can't hit the curve ball. | 1.3766 | 0.04794 | 154 | 105 | 40 | 9 |
718 | This wasn’t what I had in mind with phase one opener. | 1.3766 | 0.05053 | 154 | 108 | 34 | 12 |
719 | Hold on a sec, I'm on deck. | 1.3766 | 0.04614 | 154 | 103 | 44 | 7 |
720 | Turns out it's a different kind of Swinger's Club. | 1.3766 | 0.04882 | 154 | 106 | 38 | 10 |
721 | I'm in a nosebleed seat. | 1.3766 | 0.04968 | 154 | 107 | 36 | 11 |
722 | You said you wanted live baseball | 1.3766 | 0.04794 | 154 | 105 | 40 | 9 |
723 | The next Nobel Prize should go to All Teachers! | 1.3766 | 0.04968 | 154 | 107 | 36 | 11 |
724 | As he wound up to pitch, Cletus was still fuming over the 'no spitting' rule... | 1.3766 | 0.04968 | 154 | 107 | 36 | 11 |
725 | Top of the 9th week | 1.3758 | 0.04817 | 157 | 108 | 39 | 10 |
726 | ill call you right back, im watching the game | 1.3758 | 0.05224 | 157 | 113 | 29 | 15 |
727 | Sorry Barb, I’ve gotta go. My imaginary friends are back — and they’re about to raid my stash of peanuts and crackerjacks. | 1.3758 | 0.04984 | 157 | 110 | 35 | 12 |
728 | You know, I have to root for the home team. | 1.3758 | 0.04465 | 157 | 109 | 39 | 9 |
729 | When they said 'Live sports straight into your living room!' they weren't exaggerating | 1.3758 | 0.04901 | 157 | 109 | 37 | 11 |
730 | One hotdog with mustard, one beer, peanuts and toilet paper please. | 1.3758 | 0.05065 | 157 | 111 | 33 | 13 |
731 | « I said board game not ball game! » | 1.3758 | 0.04731 | 157 | 112 | 33 | 12 |
732 | I said "Spring Cleaning", NOT Spring Training" | 1.3758 | 0.04901 | 157 | 109 | 37 | 11 |
733 | Yeah, they’re playing at home again today. | 1.3758 | 0.04901 | 157 | 109 | 37 | 11 |
734 | No, I'm pretty sure tonight's a home game. | 1.3758 | 0.04556 | 157 | 105 | 45 | 7 |
735 | I just hope things open up before football season. | 1.3758 | 0.04901 | 157 | 109 | 37 | 11 |
736 | I was against it, but they said it was only a spring training game. | 1.3758 | 0.05145 | 157 | 112 | 31 | 14 |
737 | What happened to "take me OUT to the ballgame"? | 1.3758 | 0.04901 | 157 | 109 | 37 | 11 |
738 | Jerry, your mom says she’s rounding third. | 1.3758 | 0.04901 | 157 | 109 | 37 | 11 |
739 | It's living room baseball until the stadiums open. | 1.3758 | 0.03605 | 157 | 113 | 36 | 8 |
740 | Yes. Hello. Do you deliver peanuts and Cracker Jacks?" | 1.3758 | 0.04984 | 157 | 110 | 35 | 12 |
741 | I gotta go. I have 50,000 fans' worth of cheering to do. | 1.3758 | 0.04984 | 157 | 110 | 35 | 12 |
742 | I thought I said take me OUT to the ball game! | 1.3750 | 0.04743 | 152 | 103 | 41 | 8 |
743 | At least we have SOME sense of normalcy | 1.3750 | 0.05011 | 152 | 106 | 35 | 11 |
744 | The outfielders are with the neighbors. | 1.3750 | 0.05182 | 152 | 108 | 31 | 13 |
745 | de Blasio, I think it's time to reopen the parks... | 1.3750 | 0.04834 | 152 | 104 | 39 | 9 |
746 | Not being televised. It's a home game. | 1.3750 | 0.05011 | 152 | 106 | 35 | 11 |
747 | Do you do annulments over video chat? | 1.3750 | 0.05011 | 152 | 106 | 35 | 11 |
748 | Quarantining with the family, week 10 | 1.3750 | 0.05347 | 152 | 110 | 27 | 15 |
749 | I have to go -- the count is 3-2. | 1.3750 | 0.04049 | 152 | 106 | 39 | 7 |
750 | Yes, Mom, I’ll let you know when he’s safe at home. | 1.3750 | 0.05011 | 152 | 106 | 35 | 11 |
751 | Yep , One of the Astros is definitely in the foyer trying to steal the signs . | 1.3742 | 0.04942 | 155 | 108 | 36 | 11 |
752 | This gives a new meaning to the 'home team'" | 1.3742 | 0.05026 | 155 | 109 | 34 | 12 |
753 | Harold has taken his fantasy baseball club to a new level. | 1.3742 | 0.05026 | 155 | 109 | 34 | 12 |
754 | When the ad said this new surround sound system brings the game to your living room, they weren't kidding. | 1.3742 | 0.04769 | 155 | 106 | 40 | 9 |
755 | Its bottom of her patience | 1.3742 | 0.05109 | 155 | 110 | 32 | 13 |
756 | This game could not be any closer. | 1.3742 | 0.05109 | 155 | 110 | 32 | 13 |
757 | I’d like to order peanuts and Cracker Jack, and a window for the wall out back | 1.3741 | 0.04847 | 147 | 100 | 39 | 8 |
758 | Honestly the fact that I can’t genuinely sing Take Me Out to the Ballgame anymore ruins it for me. | 1.3741 | 0.05036 | 147 | 102 | 35 | 10 |
759 | Isn’t the pitcher supposed to be more than 6 feet away? | 1.3741 | 0.05036 | 147 | 102 | 35 | 10 |
760 | This team sucks. | 1.3741 | 0.04286 | 147 | 107 | 30 | 10 |
761 | Watch the bunt! | 1.3741 | 0.04750 | 147 | 99 | 41 | 7 |
762 | Their excuse is that they're just trying to be "safe at home." | 1.3741 | 0.04942 | 147 | 101 | 37 | 9 |
763 | Yes, I know it's been a couple of years, do you have any idea when you'll be able to get out to pick up Sam and Erik? | 1.3741 | 0.05127 | 147 | 103 | 33 | 11 |
764 | Unfortunately the boys can't come out to play, Mrs Johnson. | 1.3741 | 0.05036 | 147 | 102 | 35 | 10 |
765 | Honey...stop banging the trash can. I can see you from the living room. | 1.3741 | 0.04750 | 147 | 99 | 41 | 7 |
766 | Yeah, that’s right, and they’re letting me sit in the dugout ! | 1.3741 | 0.05036 | 147 | 102 | 35 | 10 |
767 | No, he didn't hit it TO China, he hit THE china | 1.3741 | 0.05036 | 147 | 102 | 35 | 10 |
768 | Kitty, seeing they were using her bowl in the game, prepares to steal first base... | 1.3741 | 0.05217 | 147 | 104 | 31 | 12 |
769 | I don’t care if I never get back. | 1.3741 | 0.04942 | 147 | 101 | 37 | 9 |
770 | The pitcher looked in for a sign. A flattened curve? | 1.3740 | 0.05340 | 123 | 84 | 32 | 7 |
771 | Gotta go, Todd's about to throw a slider. | 1.3734 | 0.04351 | 158 | 109 | 41 | 8 |
772 | I'll have to call you back, I'm involved in a game of hard ball here. | 1.3734 | 0.04792 | 158 | 109 | 39 | 10 |
773 | It’s the bottom of the ninth, bases are loaded. And so am I. | 1.3734 | 0.04876 | 158 | 110 | 37 | 11 |
774 | So good, it's like it's right there in your living room | 1.3734 | 0.04707 | 158 | 108 | 41 | 9 |
775 | Nothing much. Same old. | 1.3733 | 0.05054 | 150 | 105 | 34 | 11 |
776 | Me? Managing 3rd base. | 1.3733 | 0.04874 | 150 | 103 | 38 | 9 |
777 | Bottom of the 8th and yes, of course they sang ‘Sweet Caroline. | 1.3733 | 0.05142 | 150 | 106 | 32 | 12 |
778 | Kevin Costner returns in the 2020 pandemic remake “Living Room of Dreams” | 1.3733 | 0.05054 | 150 | 105 | 34 | 11 |
779 | « well so I signed up for zoom plus... » | 1.3733 | 0.05142 | 150 | 106 | 32 | 12 |
780 | We’re not playing in the house, honey. It’s Phys. Ed. period. | 1.3733 | 0.04781 | 150 | 102 | 40 | 8 |
781 | Just watching sports. How about you? | 1.3733 | 0.05054 | 150 | 105 | 34 | 11 |
782 | Are you sure they’re not essential workers? | 1.3733 | 0.05313 | 150 | 108 | 28 | 14 |
783 | “I won’t be able to save these seats much longer.” | 1.3733 | 0.05054 | 150 | 105 | 34 | 11 |
784 | As far as I can tell, fair is foul and foul is fair. | 1.3733 | 0.04828 | 150 | 105 | 35 | 10 |
785 | I told him to bunt in this game, and he can try to hit a home run with me later”. | 1.3733 | 0.05142 | 150 | 106 | 32 | 12 |
786 | I'm looking for help on ground rule doubles in a two-and-a-half bathroom. Yes, I assure you there will be fan interference. | 1.3733 | 0.05142 | 150 | 106 | 32 | 12 |
787 | Oh, nothing. Just watching another home game. | 1.3733 | 0.05142 | 150 | 106 | 32 | 12 |
788 | I can't wait for the Away games | 1.3733 | 0.04965 | 150 | 104 | 36 | 10 |
789 | Hi MOM. Yup everything’s fine. Geoff is just playing baseball with the kids. | 1.3733 | 0.04965 | 150 | 104 | 36 | 10 |
790 | So far, three windows, two lamps, and the dog. The only curve that’s flattened here is George’s curveball.” | 1.3733 | 0.05142 | 150 | 106 | 32 | 12 |
791 | I don't think THIS was what the governor meant by ' stay home and find something you like to do | 1.3733 | 0.05054 | 150 | 105 | 34 | 11 |
792 | Okay, less than six feet, but he IS wearing a mask. | 1.3733 | 0.04781 | 150 | 102 | 40 | 8 |
793 | Hi, I'd like to cancel the Premium Sports Package. | 1.3733 | 0.04874 | 150 | 103 | 38 | 9 |
794 | I'm serious, Sharon. It feels like you're really there. | 1.3733 | 0.04965 | 150 | 104 | 36 | 10 |
795 | Apparently, I've been making bad calls all day.” | 1.3733 | 0.05054 | 150 | 105 | 34 | 11 |
796 | Hello, I'd like to speak to Ken Burns. | 1.3733 | 0.05142 | 150 | 106 | 32 | 12 |
797 | I told him that diamonds are a girl’s best friend, and he just took that and ran. | 1.3733 | 0.04874 | 150 | 103 | 38 | 9 |
798 | They told me they were bringing a bundt. | 1.3733 | 0.05054 | 150 | 105 | 34 | 11 |
799 | This isn’t what they meant by “inside baseball” | 1.3716 | 0.05008 | 148 | 103 | 35 | 10 |
800 | Well, the catcher's the only one wearing a mask, but at least they all have gloves on. | 1.3716 | 0.04915 | 148 | 102 | 37 | 9 |
801 | I'll call you back after my meeting ― the new guy's about to pitch | 1.3716 | 0.04626 | 148 | 99 | 43 | 6 |
802 | Home plate doesn't mean my best china. | 1.3716 | 0.05188 | 148 | 105 | 31 | 12 |
803 | Home game. Why do you ask? | 1.3716 | 0.04724 | 148 | 100 | 41 | 7 |
804 | I'm calling to report a possible hit and run. And a battery. | 1.3716 | 0.04915 | 148 | 102 | 37 | 9 |
805 | I’m telling you Sally, how lucky you are that your husband works in finance right now | 1.3699 | 0.05052 | 146 | 102 | 34 | 10 |
806 | . "I don't know yet, if Greg strikes out he's the one going to the supermarket". | 1.3699 | 0.04663 | 146 | 98 | 42 | 6 |
807 | They’re reenacting Game 5 Mets/Orioles 1969 World Series; bottom eighth inning, tie score, Cleon Jones up. | 1.3699 | 0.04957 | 146 | 101 | 36 | 9 |
808 | No, Honey, it's not what I pictured when you said the guys were coming over for the big game. | 1.3699 | 0.04957 | 146 | 101 | 36 | 9 |
809 | I'm fine with it as long as they don't start spitting. | 1.3699 | 0.04763 | 146 | 99 | 40 | 7 |
810 | Walk him and pitch to the delivery boy | 1.3681 | 0.04700 | 144 | 97 | 41 | 6 |
811 | So about grandpa’s urn... | 1.3681 | 0.05097 | 144 | 101 | 33 | 10 |
812 | The resolution is so good there are tobacco juice stains on the carpet. | 1.3681 | 0.04903 | 144 | 99 | 37 | 8 |
813 | Gotta go. It's the bottom of the ninth and I'm on third. | 1.3681 | 0.05001 | 144 | 100 | 35 | 9 |
814 | Nope, it is still boring. | 1.3669 | 0.05221 | 139 | 98 | 31 | 10 |
815 | The hardest part is getting the peanut shells out of the carpeting. | 1.3662 | 0.05045 | 142 | 99 | 34 | 9 |
816 | Hi. I have a question about our insurance policy. | 1.3657 | 0.05140 | 134 | 93 | 33 | 8 |
817 | I gotta go. I’m sitting on third base. | 1.3655 | 0.05068 | 145 | 102 | 33 | 10 |
818 | Yeah, the cat is getting used to it. | 1.3655 | 0.04973 | 145 | 101 | 35 | 9 |
819 | Take me OUT to the ballgame had a better ring to it | 1.3655 | 0.05068 | 145 | 102 | 33 | 10 |
820 | Can I call you back? I'm on third. | 1.3655 | 0.04973 | 145 | 101 | 35 | 9 |
821 | I’m playing, mom. I’m stealing the signs. | 1.3655 | 0.04875 | 145 | 100 | 37 | 8 |
822 | I can deal with the broken glass, but the tobacco spit is disgusting. | 1.3655 | 0.05068 | 145 | 102 | 33 | 10 |
823 | Let me call you back, bases are loaded and there might be a squeeze play at home. | 1.3655 | 0.04776 | 145 | 99 | 39 | 7 |
824 | Getting to first base is figurative | 1.3655 | 0.05433 | 145 | 106 | 25 | 14 |
825 | Our cable is down, so I’m watching the game live. | 1.3655 | 0.04675 | 145 | 98 | 41 | 6 |
826 | How're you doing? We're up to 14: 12 windows and 2 sculptures. | 1.3655 | 0.04973 | 145 | 101 | 35 | 9 |
827 | this is the first time i’ve gotten to third base on the couch | 1.3643 | 0.05572 | 140 | 103 | 23 | 14 |
828 | Actually, I DO care whether they never get back. | 1.3643 | 0.05190 | 140 | 99 | 31 | 10 |
829 | My husband is currently working from home plate. | 1.3643 | 0.05190 | 140 | 99 | 31 | 10 |
830 | « White House secretary, can I help you? » | 1.3636 | 0.05394 | 143 | 104 | 26 | 13 |
831 | What a year to have front row seats | 1.3636 | 0.04816 | 143 | 98 | 38 | 7 |
832 | Not much, just watching a game | 1.3636 | 0.05302 | 143 | 103 | 28 | 12 |
833 | No, it's ok, Sheila, I can talk. I got the game on pause. | 1.3636 | 0.05113 | 143 | 101 | 32 | 10 |
834 | Jon, get home fast, these guys just broke in to steal home!!! | 1.3636 | 0.05209 | 143 | 102 | 30 | 11 |
835 | I’ll have him call you when he rounds home. | 1.3636 | 0.04816 | 143 | 98 | 38 | 7 |
836 | I can't stay on much longer, I 'm on deck after the cat. | 1.3636 | 0.04917 | 143 | 99 | 36 | 8 |
837 | I still think that the catcher should not be the only one with a mask on. | 1.3636 | 0.05209 | 143 | 102 | 30 | 11 |
838 | You know how it is with the quarantine: A home game really is a home game. | 1.3630 | 0.04945 | 146 | 102 | 35 | 9 |
839 | Well our sports are back. We have baseball in the living room, soccer in the hallway, and football in the garage. | 1.3630 | 0.04848 | 146 | 101 | 37 | 8 |
840 | Yeah we’re both still working from home. | 1.3623 | 0.05137 | 138 | 97 | 32 | 9 |
841 | Well, my husband *did* say he was getting me a diamond. | 1.3623 | 0.05033 | 138 | 96 | 34 | 8 |
842 | No, mother, he's wearing a mask. | 1.3623 | 0.05137 | 138 | 97 | 32 | 9 |
843 | Oh, just watchin' the ball game. You? | 1.3623 | 0.05033 | 138 | 96 | 34 | 8 |
844 | Yes, mom we're all staying inside and just playing games. Yes, bored games. | 1.3623 | 0.04818 | 138 | 94 | 38 | 6 |
845 | The AirBnB listing didn’t say anything about baseball. | 1.3617 | 0.05160 | 141 | 100 | 31 | 10 |
846 | Doctor, I’ve got a major league headache. | 1.3617 | 0.05539 | 141 | 104 | 23 | 14 |
847 | I'm at the MLB home opener | 1.3617 | 0.05061 | 141 | 99 | 33 | 9 |
848 | Well I've got these life-size baseball player cutouts so I'm not *that* alone. How're you holding up? | 1.3617 | 0.05352 | 141 | 102 | 27 | 12 |
849 | Yeah I’m seeing ballplayers, is that a symptom? | 1.3617 | 0.05061 | 141 | 99 | 33 | 9 |
850 | I miss the commercials. | 1.3617 | 0.05160 | 141 | 100 | 31 | 10 |
851 | The date's going great. I just got to third base. | 1.3617 | 0.05160 | 141 | 100 | 31 | 10 |
852 | My fantasy team just stole home. | 1.3617 | 0.05446 | 141 | 103 | 25 | 13 |
853 | They claim they have a Constitutional right to play baseball. | 1.3617 | 0.05352 | 141 | 102 | 27 | 12 |
854 | Yes a hot dog with mustard and a Diet Coke Please ring when you arrive | 1.3617 | 0.04959 | 141 | 98 | 35 | 8 |
855 | It's ok. It's less than five people. | 1.3617 | 0.05352 | 141 | 102 | 27 | 12 |
856 | I guess this counts as family game night. | 1.3617 | 0.05061 | 141 | 99 | 33 | 9 |
857 | I told you I would do anything to watch baseball again ⚾️ | 1.3617 | 0.05160 | 141 | 100 | 31 | 10 |
858 | Yeah it’s not a day at the park here either | 1.3617 | 0.05257 | 141 | 101 | 29 | 11 |
859 | Yeah, I bought both teams. What’s the fun of being the 1%, if you can’t have the best seats during the season? | 1.3617 | 0.05257 | 141 | 101 | 29 | 11 |
860 | Perhaps we need to install a net in front of the sofa... | 1.3617 | 0.05257 | 141 | 101 | 29 | 11 |
861 | Good news is, I have the best seat in the house. Bad news is, home plate is my fine china. | 1.3617 | 0.04959 | 141 | 98 | 35 | 8 |
862 | Send in a lefty from the kitchen. We can't afford to lose another home game. | 1.3617 | 0.04643 | 141 | 100 | 33 | 8 |
863 | Those virtual reality pills work great! | 1.3617 | 0.04959 | 141 | 98 | 35 | 8 |
864 | Oh, you heard me all right, Helen... count's three and one and Dave's about to ground into an inning-ending double play... I know, pathetic. | 1.3617 | 0.05352 | 141 | 102 | 27 | 12 |
865 | It's a shutin. | 1.3617 | 0.05257 | 141 | 101 | 29 | 11 |
866 | No, I'm stealing signs. | 1.3617 | 0.05160 | 141 | 100 | 31 | 10 |
867 | I skipped Spring cleaning and went right to Spring training. | 1.3617 | 0.05257 | 141 | 101 | 29 | 11 |
868 | Yes, but I DO care if I never get back. | 1.3617 | 0.05061 | 141 | 99 | 33 | 9 |
869 | No, nothing surprises me anymore. I don’t even bat an eye. | 1.3611 | 0.05179 | 144 | 103 | 30 | 11 |
870 | We’re all playing inside baseball. | 1.3611 | 0.05084 | 144 | 102 | 32 | 10 |
871 | It’s top of the 8th, Dad is catching, boyfriend is batting, he’s 2 for2 today and brother is pitching. Another beautiful day in Quarantine Park | 1.3611 | 0.05271 | 144 | 104 | 28 | 12 |
872 | I think it's time for a change up. | 1.3611 | 0.04308 | 144 | 102 | 35 | 7 |
873 | I thought I was safe at home. | 1.3611 | 0.04889 | 144 | 100 | 36 | 8 |
874 | I feel like this is coming from left field. | 1.3611 | 0.04987 | 144 | 101 | 34 | 9 |
875 | I'm on deck, can I call you later? | 1.3611 | 0.05179 | 144 | 103 | 30 | 11 |
876 | The home game became contentious when Fluffy was caught stealing signals | 1.3611 | 0.05179 | 144 | 103 | 30 | 11 |
877 | Nothing much. Just sitting around watching the game. | 1.3611 | 0.05179 | 144 | 103 | 30 | 11 |
878 | It was either this or letting them 'skydive' from the top of the staircase | 1.3609 | 0.05266 | 133 | 94 | 30 | 9 |
879 | Juuuust a bit inside. | 1.3603 | 0.04745 | 136 | 92 | 39 | 5 |
880 | I get the feeling he wants me to stop hosting the knitting club. | 1.3603 | 0.05490 | 136 | 99 | 25 | 12 |
881 | Walk him... Please, please walk him. | 1.3603 | 0.05078 | 136 | 95 | 33 | 8 |
882 | I'm hoping for a no-hitter. | 1.3603 | 0.05184 | 136 | 96 | 31 | 9 |
883 | He keeps pitching him inside. | 1.3603 | 0.04859 | 136 | 93 | 37 | 6 |
884 | I got Peanuts and Cracker Jacks all over the floor and if they sing 'Take Me Out To the Ball Game' one more time, I will scream! | 1.3603 | 0.05078 | 136 | 95 | 33 | 8 |
885 | It's fine, but I don't think I'll stay for the whole game. | 1.3597 | 0.05106 | 139 | 98 | 32 | 9 |
886 | Yeah, I got season tickets to all home games! | 1.3597 | 0.05404 | 139 | 101 | 26 | 12 |
887 | Gotta go. I’m in charge of the Seventh-Inning Stretch Snacks. | 1.3597 | 0.05003 | 139 | 97 | 34 | 8 |
888 | I’ve got the perfect seat for the 7th inning stretch | 1.3597 | 0.04898 | 139 | 96 | 36 | 7 |
889 | One, two, three strikes, you're outta my house! | 1.3597 | 0.05306 | 139 | 100 | 28 | 11 |
890 | You were right, Doc. The walks have helped. | 1.3597 | 0.05306 | 139 | 100 | 28 | 11 |
891 | It could be worse. The Jets play in 7-B. | 1.3597 | 0.05106 | 139 | 98 | 32 | 9 |
892 | Yes, he's at home. | 1.3597 | 0.05207 | 139 | 99 | 30 | 10 |
893 | No, I asked if you deliver peanuts and cracker jacks... | 1.3597 | 0.05106 | 139 | 98 | 32 | 9 |
894 | Yep, he said he just wanted to get to first base! | 1.3597 | 0.05499 | 139 | 102 | 24 | 13 |
895 | Yeah, I'm at home. | 1.3597 | 0.04898 | 139 | 96 | 36 | 7 |
896 | High and inside? No! Sober up and play OUTSIDE! | 1.3597 | 0.05106 | 139 | 98 | 32 | 9 |
897 | Yes, I'm ready to come back to the office | 1.3597 | 0.04898 | 139 | 96 | 36 | 7 |
898 | No, I'm not the umpire, the cat is" | 1.3597 | 0.05404 | 139 | 101 | 26 | 12 |
899 | Bring me some peanuts and crackerjacks. | 1.3597 | 0.05106 | 139 | 98 | 32 | 9 |
900 | If it's "just a pastime" then why don't you let them do it in YOUR living room?! | 1.3597 | 0.05404 | 139 | 101 | 26 | 12 |
901 | They are playing at home this week | 1.3597 | 0.05106 | 139 | 98 | 32 | 9 |
902 | I don't understand this game very well, Ethel. but I think I scored a seat on the 50-yard line. | 1.3597 | 0.05207 | 139 | 99 | 30 | 10 |
903 | Hello! When does our homeowners insurance policy expire? | 1.3597 | 0.05404 | 139 | 101 | 26 | 12 |
904 | Now, you and I both know it would be wrong to give an account of the game without the express written consent of Major League Baseball. | 1.3597 | 0.05207 | 139 | 99 | 30 | 10 |
905 | I'm feeling a win today...we're the home team. | 1.3597 | 0.05106 | 139 | 98 | 32 | 9 |
906 | You CANNOT believe how cheap these front row seats were | 1.3582 | 0.05339 | 134 | 96 | 28 | 10 |
907 | and once again, just a bit inside | 1.3582 | 0.05545 | 134 | 98 | 24 | 12 |
908 | Insurance rates skyrocket as the MLB mandates a work from home policy. | 1.3582 | 0.05014 | 134 | 93 | 34 | 7 |
909 | They say it's caused by a bat? | 1.3582 | 0.05339 | 134 | 96 | 28 | 10 |
910 | We're just hoping the USC college recruiter believes the San Diego Quaranteam is a real sports club. | 1.3582 | 0.05125 | 134 | 94 | 32 | 8 |
911 | He can't talk right now! There's a man on third, 2 outs, and the count is 3 and 2! | 1.3582 | 0.05545 | 134 | 98 | 24 | 12 |
912 | Yeah, he’s bummed that his season was postponed but he’s still able to work from home. | 1.3577 | 0.05256 | 137 | 98 | 29 | 10 |
913 | I would never again complain about my husband not staying home. | 1.3577 | 0.05153 | 137 | 97 | 31 | 9 |
914 | Yeah, the bases are loaded, too. | 1.3577 | 0.05457 | 137 | 100 | 25 | 12 |
915 | When he said he wanted to get to 3rd base with me, I didn’t know this is what he meant... | 1.3577 | 0.05357 | 137 | 99 | 27 | 11 |
916 | Those who live in glass houses shouldn’t play ball. | 1.3577 | 0.05256 | 137 | 98 | 29 | 10 |
917 | OK, OK, you can go back downstairs and play video games! | 1.3577 | 0.05048 | 137 | 96 | 33 | 8 |
918 | It's a home game, literally. | 1.3577 | 0.04718 | 137 | 93 | 39 | 5 |
919 | Just hangin’ out...watching the game... | 1.3577 | 0.05048 | 137 | 96 | 33 | 8 |
920 | I'm not an Inside Baseball expert, but is the cat supposed to cough up a tobacco ball? | 1.3577 | 0.05153 | 137 | 97 | 31 | 9 |
921 | This isn’t what I had in mind when I said I wanted live baseball back in my living room. | 1.3577 | 0.05457 | 137 | 100 | 25 | 12 |
922 | No. I don't play...It's too inside baseball for me | 1.3577 | 0.04830 | 137 | 94 | 37 | 6 |
923 | Watching the game. How about you? | 1.3577 | 0.04940 | 137 | 95 | 35 | 7 |
924 | I'm just watching the game. What are you up to? | 1.3577 | 0.05256 | 137 | 98 | 29 | 10 |
925 | Call me intermittently and shout,“Peanuts! Get your peanuts here!” | 1.3577 | 0.05048 | 137 | 96 | 33 | 8 |
926 | Who do I “root root root” for when they are all my home team? | 1.3577 | 0.05357 | 137 | 99 | 27 | 11 |
927 | Gotta go — in the middle of a home game. | 1.3577 | 0.04940 | 137 | 95 | 35 | 7 |
928 | Hey Mom, can you pick them up from practice? | 1.3577 | 0.05256 | 137 | 98 | 29 | 10 |
929 | Hello, I'd like to schedule a few away games | 1.3577 | 0.04603 | 137 | 92 | 41 | 4 |
930 | My marriage is in its ninth inning, Deb, and I'm not speaking metaphorically. | 1.3577 | 0.04830 | 137 | 94 | 37 | 6 |
931 | Annie, hurry it’s damn Field Of Dreams again here in apartment 2n - and we need an umpire | 1.3577 | 0.05256 | 137 | 98 | 29 | 10 |
932 | He wasn't kidding when he said he'd drive that one home! | 1.3577 | 0.05554 | 137 | 101 | 23 | 13 |
933 | There’s so much time to kill with this quarantine, they decided to play a doubleheader. | 1.3577 | 0.05153 | 137 | 97 | 31 | 9 |
934 | Hold on—I’m getting a call from the bullpen. | 1.3577 | 0.05357 | 137 | 99 | 27 | 11 |
935 | The team have a home advantage. | 1.3577 | 0.05457 | 137 | 100 | 25 | 12 |
936 | I know how much you miss sports. Just wait until you get home. | 1.3577 | 0.05256 | 137 | 98 | 29 | 10 |
937 | And over on the couch there I see that there is a fan trying to signal to the pitcher that the cat is trying to steal home! He doesn’t seem to see it though Bill. . . | 1.3561 | 0.05392 | 132 | 95 | 27 | 10 |
938 | A League Of Their Own Home | 1.3561 | 0.05173 | 132 | 93 | 31 | 8 |
939 | This isn't what they meant by working from home | 1.3561 | 0.05498 | 132 | 96 | 25 | 11 |
940 | So this is what they mean by home game. | 1.3561 | 0.05283 | 132 | 94 | 29 | 9 |
941 | I don't know, I think I'm on third base or something. | 1.3561 | 0.05060 | 132 | 92 | 33 | 7 |
942 | I know there's no crying in baseball,but this is different! | 1.3561 | 0.05602 | 132 | 97 | 23 | 12 |
943 | I told him I wanted a diamond for my birthday. This was not the diamond I had in mind. | 1.3561 | 0.05498 | 132 | 96 | 25 | 11 |
944 | Should have married a website designer. | 1.3561 | 0.05173 | 132 | 93 | 31 | 8 |
945 | Technology these days; It’s as if they are playing in my living room! | 1.3561 | 0.05173 | 132 | 93 | 31 | 8 |
946 | Listen, Alice, they think I’m an airhead, but actually I’m stealing their signs. | 1.3561 | 0.05283 | 132 | 94 | 29 | 9 |
947 | He declared Fred’s balls were high and inside and now it’s a game. | 1.3561 | 0.05173 | 132 | 93 | 31 | 8 |
948 | A recent study has revealed that quarantining alone at home is still more entertaining that watching a baseball game. | 1.3561 | 0.05173 | 132 | 93 | 31 | 8 |
949 | Well, we just decided it just didn't feel like spring without baseball. | 1.3561 | 0.05173 | 132 | 93 | 31 | 8 |
950 | This is why we can’t buy nice things in this house! | 1.3561 | 0.05392 | 132 | 95 | 27 | 10 |
951 | Baseball leaves me cold but Tibbles chasing the ball around the room makes it bearable. | 1.3561 | 0.05392 | 132 | 95 | 27 | 10 |
952 | Yeah I'm OK with it -but I had to draw the line with cheerleaders. | 1.3561 | 0.05283 | 132 | 94 | 29 | 9 |
953 | Help, New Yorker, Andy Borowitz is inside my house, hitting slow-pitch softballs out of the park, and he just demolished my bookshelf of satirical writings! Sure, I guess a tote bag would make it all better. | 1.3561 | 0.05704 | 132 | 98 | 21 | 13 |
954 | ESPN needs you to stop for a commercial. | 1.3561 | 0.04944 | 132 | 91 | 35 | 6 |
955 | With the season on hold, you'd be surprised how cheap it is to rent minor leaguers! | 1.3561 | 0.05173 | 132 | 93 | 31 | 8 |
956 | No, the lockdown hasn't affected me at all. How about you? | 1.3561 | 0.05283 | 132 | 94 | 29 | 9 |
957 | Yes, I would like to cancel the all access package. | 1.3556 | 0.05094 | 135 | 95 | 32 | 8 |
958 | Sis, I can live with this but I'll be moving in with you when the NFL season starts. | 1.3556 | 0.05201 | 135 | 96 | 30 | 9 |
959 | Sorry it’s loud, I’m sitting right by stay-at-home base | 1.3556 | 0.05094 | 135 | 95 | 32 | 8 |
960 | Can't talk now. He's about to hit a house run. | 1.3554 | 0.05360 | 121 | 85 | 29 | 7 |
961 | I bought the most darling little pitcher today. | 1.3554 | 0.05487 | 121 | 86 | 27 | 8 |
962 | So that’s when it hit me — take THE BALLGAME out to ME. | 1.3554 | 0.05611 | 121 | 87 | 25 | 9 |
963 | He said these Mets cardboard cutouts are still better than watching Nascar | 1.3538 | 0.05445 | 130 | 94 | 26 | 10 |
964 | I don’t care who wins, I’m not cleaning Gatorade out of the carpet again | 1.3538 | 0.04988 | 130 | 90 | 34 | 6 |
965 | Everybody, keep your balls in your pants. | 1.3538 | 0.05445 | 130 | 94 | 26 | 10 |
966 | If you make it to second grab me some pickles from the fridge dear | 1.3538 | 0.04867 | 130 | 89 | 36 | 5 |
967 | Yes, that's right. A 12-pack of cold ones, 12 brats with everything, and 12 boxes of Cracker Jack. | 1.3538 | 0.04988 | 130 | 90 | 34 | 6 |
968 | For God's sake, Harry! Flatten the fricking curve! | 1.3538 | 0.04988 | 130 | 90 | 34 | 6 |
969 | Commentator, spectator, coach and sponsor. All is me! | 1.3538 | 0.05445 | 130 | 94 | 26 | 10 |
970 | It’s not the broken mirrors I mind as much as the Astroturf carpet. | 1.3538 | 0.05106 | 130 | 91 | 32 | 7 |
971 | It's the bottom of the ninth, can I call you back? | 1.3538 | 0.04988 | 130 | 90 | 34 | 6 |
972 | ...peanuts,Cracker Jack. Oh, and two sheets of drywall. | 1.3538 | 0.05222 | 130 | 92 | 30 | 8 |
973 | Not another breaking pitch! | 1.3538 | 0.04928 | 130 | 92 | 31 | 7 |
974 | Can't talk now. I'm at a home opener. | 1.3538 | 0.05445 | 130 | 94 | 26 | 10 |
975 | I'm just glad it's not hockey season. | 1.3538 | 0.04988 | 130 | 90 | 34 | 6 |
976 | You got two balls. | 1.3538 | 0.04743 | 130 | 88 | 38 | 4 |
977 | The Boys of Summer are getting old | 1.3538 | 0.05222 | 130 | 92 | 30 | 8 |
978 | Hello, Delta Dental? | 1.3538 | 0.05222 | 130 | 92 | 30 | 8 |
979 | Can't talk right now, Helen, the bases are loaded and I'm sitting in the middle of the diamond! | 1.3538 | 0.05335 | 130 | 93 | 28 | 9 |
980 | I can't wait for an away game. | 1.3538 | 0.04743 | 130 | 88 | 38 | 4 |
981 | A broken window I can forgive, but not providing peanuts is inexcusable | 1.3538 | 0.04867 | 130 | 89 | 36 | 5 |
982 | Is repairing windows an essential service? | 1.3538 | 0.04988 | 130 | 90 | 34 | 6 |
983 | Can you send some to replace a window in about one minute? | 1.3538 | 0.05106 | 130 | 91 | 32 | 7 |
984 | Can you speak a little louder? It’s hard to hear with that guy in the kitchen banging on the trashcan. | 1.3538 | 0.05222 | 130 | 92 | 30 | 8 |
985 | At least it's not ice hockey. | 1.3538 | 0.05335 | 130 | 93 | 28 | 9 |
986 | I've got to hang up now, Mom. I'm on deck. | 1.3538 | 0.04988 | 130 | 90 | 34 | 6 |
987 | Hello, glass repairs? No, nothing yet, but you might as well get here now. | 1.3538 | 0.05222 | 130 | 92 | 30 | 8 |
988 | Alex the cat hides as Donna admits to her psychiatrist that she dropped acid 4 times in 1968. | 1.3534 | 0.05566 | 133 | 98 | 23 | 12 |
989 | Do you think if I tear it down, they will go away? | 1.3534 | 0.05028 | 133 | 93 | 33 | 7 |
990 | No Peg...the Reds and Cubs are playing in Sally’s apartment. | 1.3534 | 0.05250 | 133 | 95 | 29 | 9 |
991 | Hello. Yes I'd like to amend my Airbnb terms and conditions. | 1.3534 | 0.05463 | 133 | 97 | 25 | 11 |
992 | ... and they call me a homewrecker. | 1.3534 | 0.05250 | 133 | 95 | 29 | 9 |
993 | I’m just glad it isn’t hockey season. | 1.3534 | 0.05028 | 133 | 93 | 33 | 7 |
994 | They have been staring at each other for about 25 minutes now. They said it was "imagination" baseball. Yeah, it's a Covid thing. | 1.3534 | 0.05358 | 133 | 96 | 27 | 10 |
995 | The score is tied, it’s the bottom of the 9th, bases loaded and two outs. Other than that, not much. You? | 1.3534 | 0.05250 | 133 | 95 | 29 | 9 |
996 | I've put a lock on the refrigerator in case they get bored with baseball and want to play ice hockey. | 1.3534 | 0.05028 | 133 | 93 | 33 | 7 |
997 | Yes, hello... Is window replacement an essential service? | 1.3534 | 0.04553 | 133 | 89 | 41 | 3 |
998 | Mrs. Klein in 7B has a batting cage in her dining room, but we have better concessions and a Jumbotron. | 1.3534 | 0.05463 | 133 | 97 | 25 | 11 |
999 | Can I call you back? I'm babysitting the Twins. | 1.3534 | 0.05668 | 133 | 99 | 21 | 13 |
1000 | They've stolen home. | 1.3534 | 0.05463 | 133 | 97 | 25 | 11 |
1001 | This is ridiculous. I'm punished for scratching the furniture,but they get to play nine innings. | 1.3534 | 0.05463 | 133 | 97 | 25 | 11 |
1002 | Now I know the meaning of "inside baseball"! | 1.3534 | 0.05358 | 133 | 96 | 27 | 10 |
1003 | Can you believe they're charging $15 for warm beer? And it's my house. | 1.3534 | 0.05028 | 133 | 93 | 33 | 7 |
1004 | Bottom of the 9th, carpets loaded. | 1.3534 | 0.05250 | 133 | 95 | 29 | 9 |
1005 | Signaling For The Covid Curveball... | 1.3534 | 0.05028 | 133 | 93 | 33 | 7 |
1006 | Yes, Airbnb | 1.3534 | 0.05668 | 133 | 99 | 21 | 13 |
1007 | He's still working from home. | 1.3534 | 0.05250 | 133 | 95 | 29 | 9 |
1008 | So much for take me OUT to the ballgame. | 1.3534 | 0.05250 | 133 | 95 | 29 | 9 |
1009 | Yes, they're having fun, but only one of them is wearing a mask. | 1.3534 | 0.04914 | 133 | 92 | 35 | 6 |
1010 | All I said was, I wouldn't mind seeing a home game. | 1.3534 | 0.05028 | 133 | 93 | 33 | 7 |
1011 | Honey, this is not what I meant when I said I wanted to go to third base. | 1.3534 | 0.05668 | 133 | 99 | 21 | 13 |
1012 | I can’t come over, it’s the bottom of the 7th and Mickey’s at bat. I’m all set to sing ‘Take me out to the Ball Game’ or anywhere, for that matter! | 1.3534 | 0.05358 | 133 | 96 | 27 | 10 |
1013 | I am watching the game on ESPN VR. It feels like I am really there! | 1.3534 | 0.05028 | 133 | 93 | 33 | 7 |
1014 | Tell me again about the infield fly rule. | 1.3534 | 0.04797 | 133 | 91 | 37 | 5 |
1015 | The cat's going to try to steal second. | 1.3534 | 0.05028 | 133 | 93 | 33 | 7 |
1016 | I'd like to order peanuts and Cracker Jacks. | 1.3534 | 0.05140 | 133 | 94 | 31 | 8 |
1017 | I don't know, Jane, it's some sort of TikTok challenge. | 1.3534 | 0.05028 | 133 | 93 | 33 | 7 |
1018 | I’ll never complain about live sports on TV again | 1.3534 | 0.05140 | 133 | 94 | 31 | 8 |
1019 | I have a feeling this stay-at-home game is going into extra innings. | 1.3534 | 0.05140 | 133 | 94 | 31 | 8 |
1020 | Yeah, they're still playing without fans. But I'm liking the new no-spitting rules. | 1.3534 | 0.05140 | 133 | 94 | 31 | 8 |
1021 | Hello Sharon. They've decided to call themselves the Quaranteam". | 1.3534 | 0.05358 | 133 | 96 | 27 | 10 |
1022 | When he mentioned baseball in the living room, I had something very different in mind. | 1.3529 | 0.05274 | 136 | 98 | 28 | 10 |
1023 | Hello, bullpen? We need a left-handed reliever in 4C. | 1.3516 | 0.05033 | 128 | 89 | 33 | 6 |
1024 | Bottom of the 1st here, Home team 1 - Chihuly vase 0. | 1.3511 | 0.05410 | 131 | 95 | 26 | 10 |
1025 | Go long | 1.3511 | 0.05189 | 131 | 93 | 30 | 8 |
1026 | Apparently, this is a home game." | 1.3509 | 0.05570 | 114 | 81 | 26 | 7 |
1027 | He claims he said ball club, not book club. | 1.3488 | 0.04879 | 129 | 89 | 35 | 5 |
1028 | Safer at home" my ass | 1.3488 | 0.05352 | 129 | 93 | 27 | 9 |
1029 | Next week we’ll move the couch and play soccer. | 1.3465 | 0.05169 | 127 | 90 | 30 | 7 |
1030 | No that’s not the TV, my husband is conducting a PE class for the boys | 1.3465 | 0.05405 | 127 | 92 | 26 | 9 |
1031 | Hello Über Eats? What’s your ETA on the peanuts and Crackerjack? | 1.3465 | 0.05405 | 127 | 92 | 26 | 9 |
1032 | The plus side is, every hit can be considered a home run | 1.3465 | 0.05289 | 127 | 91 | 28 | 8 |
1033 | It beats rodeo night. | 1.3465 | 0.05742 | 127 | 95 | 20 | 12 |
1034 | Yes, hi - I’d like to cancel the live sports cable package, please. | 1.3465 | 0.05169 | 127 | 90 | 30 | 7 |
1035 | You'd better eat without him. We're going into extra innings. | 1.3465 | 0.05169 | 127 | 90 | 30 | 7 |
1036 | It's something about 'A Shot Heard 'round the Living Room.' | 1.3465 | 0.05405 | 127 | 92 | 26 | 9 |
1037 | Be careful. The cat has been stealing the catcher's signs. | 1.3465 | 0.05520 | 127 | 93 | 24 | 10 |
1038 | That isn't what I meant when I asked you to pitch in with the housework. | 1.3465 | 0.05047 | 127 | 89 | 32 | 6 |
1039 | I dunno Ethel, I preferred it when Tuesday was Poker night. | 1.3465 | 0.05289 | 127 | 91 | 28 | 8 |
1040 | He's got a fabulous inside pitch. | 1.3465 | 0.05520 | 127 | 93 | 24 | 10 |
1041 | I didn’t expect “Home game” to be so literal. | 1.3465 | 0.05169 | 127 | 90 | 30 | 7 |
1042 | I've been watching this for 32 years, Marge. He's NOT afraid to throw that slider in the carpet, even with a full count. | 1.3465 | 0.05520 | 127 | 93 | 24 | 10 |
1043 | Sunflower seeds all over my new Berber throw rug! | 1.3465 | 0.05520 | 127 | 93 | 24 | 10 |
1044 | This virus has a lot to answer for. | 1.3465 | 0.05289 | 127 | 91 | 28 | 8 |
1045 | This pitcher has been throwing inside all night | 1.3445 | 0.05395 | 119 | 85 | 27 | 7 |
1046 | I’m not sure how it started, but the Mets are losing. | 1.3443 | 0.04907 | 122 | 84 | 34 | 4 |
1047 | I’ll have to call you back, Brenda. Joe’s stealing home. | 1.3443 | 0.05305 | 122 | 87 | 28 | 7 |
1048 | Well, I did tell the dating service that I was looking for another single. | 1.3438 | 0.05370 | 128 | 93 | 26 | 9 |
1049 | Hi doctor, yeah, this week I see 3 baseball players in my living room! | 1.3438 | 0.05254 | 128 | 92 | 28 | 8 |
1050 | No! I'm still on third base. | 1.3438 | 0.05136 | 128 | 91 | 30 | 7 |
1051 | I think, "who's" pitching, "what's" catching and "I don't know's" is batting. Guys, six feet apart! Merle D. Ulery Miami, FL | 1.3438 | 0.05594 | 128 | 95 | 22 | 11 |
1052 | It's a hit with him but a swing and a miss with me. | 1.3438 | 0.05254 | 128 | 92 | 28 | 8 |
1053 | It’s baseball so, yep, still bored. | 1.3438 | 0.05254 | 128 | 92 | 28 | 8 |
1054 | I’m thinking we’re having hot dogs and beer again tonight, how about you? | 1.3438 | 0.05370 | 128 | 93 | 26 | 9 |
1055 | This isn't what I had in mind when I ordered a pitcher | 1.3438 | 0.05136 | 128 | 91 | 30 | 7 |
1056 | Yeah, it’s one more strike and then he’s out...of ideas. We’re getting pretty desperate for entertainment over here. | 1.3426 | 0.05607 | 108 | 77 | 25 | 6 |
1057 | Yes, Frank is working from home, too. | 1.3419 | 0.05314 | 117 | 83 | 28 | 6 |
1058 | Our first date, and he's already trying to score. | 1.3417 | 0.05358 | 120 | 86 | 27 | 7 |
1059 | It's the bottom of the ninth, and the couches are loaded | 1.3415 | 0.05269 | 123 | 88 | 28 | 7 |
1060 | You wouldn't understand, it's all inside baseball. | 1.3415 | 0.05141 | 123 | 87 | 30 | 6 |
1061 | Mm-hm. So a vacuum for the sunflower seeds, and soap and water for the chewing tobacco stains? Thanks, mom. | 1.3415 | 0.05010 | 123 | 86 | 32 | 5 |
1062 | Yeah, well, he’s not getting to first base with me anymore. | 1.3415 | 0.05516 | 123 | 90 | 24 | 9 |
1063 | Thank goodness we had that third kid! | 1.3413 | 0.05184 | 126 | 90 | 29 | 7 |
1064 | Hold on, I can’t hear you. Someone’s banging on a trash can. | 1.3413 | 0.05060 | 126 | 89 | 31 | 6 |
1065 | Brilliant! Now how do you expect we handle the hockey season? | 1.3413 | 0.05423 | 126 | 92 | 25 | 9 |
1066 | For heaven’s sake Marge, all I did was ask Al to mix the batter up, and the next thing I know ... | 1.3413 | 0.05305 | 126 | 91 | 27 | 8 |
1067 | The thing is, Cheryl, after two months of daily bread baking, we didn’t have many options left. | 1.3413 | 0.05423 | 126 | 92 | 25 | 9 |
1068 | They said they play better at home. | 1.3413 | 0.05184 | 126 | 90 | 29 | 7 |
1069 | You know how life sometimes throws you a curveball? | 1.3413 | 0.04933 | 126 | 88 | 33 | 5 |
1070 | Time out...we need to decide on the chandelier...an out or a ground rule single? | 1.3413 | 0.05764 | 126 | 95 | 19 | 12 |
1071 | Your bleachers or mine? | 1.3413 | 0.05305 | 126 | 91 | 27 | 8 |
1072 | They will be gone soon. He mentioned something about a short stop | 1.3413 | 0.05423 | 126 | 92 | 25 | 9 |
1073 | Stop!! Playing before live fans hasn't been approved yet. | 1.3413 | 0.05539 | 126 | 93 | 23 | 10 |
1074 | Yeah, the experts say we're only in the second inning of this thing. | 1.3413 | 0.05184 | 126 | 90 | 29 | 7 |
1075 | The "miniature-variation" works way better with golf. | 1.3413 | 0.05423 | 126 | 92 | 25 | 9 |
1076 | I’ll bet all I’ve got on the home team. | 1.3413 | 0.04802 | 126 | 87 | 35 | 4 |
1077 | Hello State Farm, how many strikes are on my home policy? | 1.3413 | 0.05305 | 126 | 91 | 27 | 8 |
1078 | Change it up, there's a guy in 4D stealing signs. | 1.3413 | 0.05305 | 126 | 91 | 27 | 8 |
1079 | What constitutes a home run? | 1.3413 | 0.05764 | 126 | 95 | 19 | 12 |
1080 | I understand, Sharon ... it's just that when you asked me if I could watch your sons for a while, I didn't know ... | 1.3413 | 0.05539 | 126 | 93 | 23 | 10 |
1081 | No, strike two was when you scared the cat. | 1.3413 | 0.05060 | 126 | 89 | 31 | 6 |
1082 | He's been watching that damn Kevin Costner movie on Netflix. | 1.3413 | 0.05423 | 126 | 92 | 25 | 9 |
1083 | I told Jim he had to wear a mask if his friends came over to play. | 1.3413 | 0.05539 | 126 | 93 | 23 | 10 |
1084 | It’s just like Field of Dreams — they disappear when my parents come home. | 1.3413 | 0.04933 | 126 | 88 | 33 | 5 |
1085 | Oh, you know, same old same old. But Clem's home baseball league is up and running! | 1.3413 | 0.05305 | 126 | 91 | 27 | 8 |
1086 | . . . they're just going a little batty. | 1.3413 | 0.05184 | 126 | 90 | 29 | 7 |
1087 | It’s no longer safer at home, for me. | 1.3411 | 0.05447 | 129 | 95 | 24 | 10 |
1088 | Here is Steve - a man who is about to destroy his living room, his marriage, and eventually his life. | 1.3411 | 0.05220 | 129 | 93 | 28 | 8 |
1089 | Three strikes, you’re outside | 1.3411 | 0.05557 | 129 | 96 | 22 | 11 |
1090 | I believe we’ve found a new meaning to home-run-hitter. | 1.3411 | 0.05335 | 129 | 94 | 26 | 9 |
1091 | Having them all home again has been challenging. | 1.3411 | 0.05220 | 129 | 93 | 28 | 8 |
1092 | Sure I can talk, I'm not getting too many plays at third. | 1.3411 | 0.04983 | 129 | 91 | 32 | 6 |
1093 | Yes, they are safely home. | 1.3411 | 0.04983 | 129 | 91 | 32 | 6 |
1094 | Gotta call ya back, the game’s on. | 1.3411 | 0.05103 | 129 | 92 | 30 | 7 |
1095 | Don't worry. This is much safer than our neighbor's NASCAR. | 1.3411 | 0.05557 | 129 | 96 | 22 | 11 |
1096 | Can I call you back? I'm on deck with two outs in the ninth. | 1.3411 | 0.04983 | 129 | 91 | 32 | 6 |
1097 | I gave Harry the okay to join a menage a trois swingers club as long as he played at home. | 1.3411 | 0.05220 | 129 | 93 | 28 | 8 |
1098 | We're safe at home, but we'd rather be out. | 1.3411 | 0.05447 | 129 | 95 | 24 | 10 |
1099 | Girlfriend, even getting to first base is difficult with the family always around. | 1.3411 | 0.05447 | 129 | 95 | 24 | 10 |
1100 | Apparently, I'm covering third base. | 1.3411 | 0.05103 | 129 | 92 | 30 | 7 |
1101 | Fortunately, the rest of the team is working remotely. | 1.3411 | 0.04733 | 129 | 89 | 36 | 4 |
1102 | Mom? You won't believe the curveball Al threw me today... | 1.3411 | 0.05220 | 129 | 93 | 28 | 8 |
1103 | Yes, Mom, this is live from Fenway. I have the crowd on mute. | 1.3396 | 0.06271 | 106 | 80 | 16 | 10 |
1104 | My job? Yes, it's all home based now. | 1.3396 | 0.05826 | 106 | 77 | 22 | 7 |
1105 | I know, it finally feels like May here too. | 1.3388 | 0.04917 | 121 | 84 | 33 | 4 |
1106 | It's literally a home game. | 1.3388 | 0.05449 | 121 | 88 | 25 | 8 |
1107 | hello? is this playstation customer service? | 1.3387 | 0.04843 | 124 | 86 | 34 | 4 |
1108 | Hello, Grubhub? Buy me some peanuts and Cracker Jacks. | 1.3387 | 0.04977 | 124 | 87 | 32 | 5 |
1109 | Yeah, I think he misunderstood when I told him baseball makes me hot. | 1.3387 | 0.05597 | 124 | 92 | 22 | 10 |
1110 | Can’t talk right now. I’m about to steal home. | 1.3387 | 0.05597 | 124 | 92 | 22 | 10 |
1111 | Yes, and when you deliver the food can you throw it at me from about 30 yards back? | 1.3387 | 0.05357 | 124 | 90 | 26 | 8 |
1112 | I know I asked for a ballpark estimate for a house-cleaning but this is ridiculous! | 1.3387 | 0.05357 | 124 | 90 | 26 | 8 |
1113 | You’ll never know what’ll hit you next! | 1.3387 | 0.05713 | 124 | 93 | 20 | 11 |
1114 | Hey, hey - no spittin' | 1.3387 | 0.05357 | 124 | 90 | 26 | 8 |
1115 | No, the resolution is fine. I just don't think the 'Live Sports' package is for me. | 1.3387 | 0.05357 | 124 | 90 | 26 | 8 |
1116 | I am not sure I want to continue with the HD sports package | 1.3387 | 0.05597 | 124 | 92 | 22 | 10 |
1117 | This broadcast is from 'The House that Ruth Built.' I'm Ruth." | 1.3387 | 0.05170 | 124 | 91 | 25 | 8 |
1118 | If this bum gets on base ,I'm calling in Carlos from the kitchen to take over" | 1.3387 | 0.05233 | 124 | 89 | 28 | 7 |
1119 | With both teams playing at home this week, travel should not be an issue for either squad | 1.3386 | 0.05270 | 127 | 92 | 27 | 8 |
1120 | I’ll trade you courtside seats for a packet of yeast. | 1.3386 | 0.05387 | 127 | 93 | 25 | 9 |
1121 | I’m just hoping for rain before the fireworks. | 1.3386 | 0.05387 | 127 | 93 | 25 | 9 |
1122 | Can’t talk now; bottom of the ninth, bases loaded, two outs, and my husband’s at bat! | 1.3386 | 0.05387 | 127 | 93 | 25 | 9 |
1123 | Home plate is in the dishwasher!"~Helen Rosenbaum, LI | 1.3386 | 0.05387 | 127 | 93 | 25 | 9 |
1124 | Yes, they've promised not to spit. | 1.3386 | 0.05270 | 127 | 92 | 27 | 8 |
1125 | Yes, that's right, I need 50 rolls of bubble wrap for baseball season. | 1.3386 | 0.05387 | 127 | 93 | 25 | 9 |
1126 | About time they made parking free at home games | 1.3386 | 0.05270 | 127 | 92 | 27 | 8 |
1127 | That reminds me, I need to mix my cake batter, batter, batter. | 1.3386 | 0.05150 | 127 | 91 | 29 | 7 |
1128 | Is it still a home run? | 1.3386 | 0.05027 | 127 | 90 | 31 | 6 |
1129 | They just appeared out of a cornfield. | 1.3385 | 0.05186 | 130 | 94 | 28 | 8 |
1130 | If they start spitting, they're gone. | 1.3385 | 0.05070 | 130 | 93 | 30 | 7 |
1131 | Yes they are playing in my house. No Yankees are beating Boston six to three. | 1.3385 | 0.05186 | 130 | 94 | 28 | 8 |
1132 | Three hot dogs, three beers and some Xanax | 1.3385 | 0.04951 | 130 | 92 | 32 | 6 |
1133 | Oh, fine I guess. How about you? | 1.3385 | 0.05186 | 130 | 94 | 28 | 8 |
1134 | He's stealing signs off the hallway mirror. | 1.3385 | 0.05186 | 130 | 94 | 28 | 8 |
1135 | But what counts as a home run? | 1.3365 | 0.05734 | 104 | 75 | 23 | 6 |
1136 | 'I know it was a home run but I said no running in my home' | 1.3364 | 0.05625 | 107 | 77 | 24 | 6 |
1137 | Just because Michael Jordan became a baseball player later in life doesn’t mean you can change careers too. You are data analysts. | 1.3362 | 0.05736 | 116 | 86 | 21 | 9 |
1138 | These lifesize cutouts are so real! | 1.3361 | 0.05240 | 119 | 85 | 28 | 6 |
1139 | I guess I know what “inside baseball” means now... | 1.3361 | 0.05411 | 122 | 89 | 25 | 8 |
1140 | If you break the lamp, it’s an automatic out. | 1.3361 | 0.05284 | 122 | 88 | 27 | 7 |
1141 | I think his dream of scoring a home run is just about to come true | 1.3361 | 0.05155 | 122 | 87 | 29 | 6 |
1142 | If he thinks this is getting him to third base, he’s sorely mistaken. | 1.3361 | 0.05656 | 122 | 91 | 21 | 10 |
1143 | I need to get out of home base... | 1.3361 | 0.05284 | 122 | 88 | 27 | 7 |
1144 | I woudln't expect to get tired of homeruns. Ever. But here it is. | 1.3361 | 0.04885 | 122 | 85 | 33 | 4 |
1145 | And the hits just keep on coming... | 1.3361 | 0.05774 | 122 | 92 | 19 | 11 |
1146 | Ya, Al’s up to bat now. We’re good. And you? | 1.3361 | 0.05656 | 122 | 91 | 21 | 10 |
1147 | Could be the top of the third, could be the bottom of the ninth, time is an illusion. | 1.3361 | 0.05535 | 122 | 90 | 23 | 9 |
1148 | Who’s On First. What’s on Second. I don’t know is on third. | 1.3361 | 0.05535 | 122 | 90 | 23 | 9 |
1149 | It’s gone too far. David is now ignoring my bunt sign. I wish they’d hurry up with a vaccine. | 1.3361 | 0.05155 | 122 | 87 | 29 | 6 |
1150 | . « Honestly Carol, for my money, this togetherness theme has begun to overstay its welcome.” | 1.3361 | 0.05155 | 122 | 87 | 29 | 6 |
1151 | I never thought I would miss sports on TV. | 1.3361 | 0.05155 | 122 | 87 | 29 | 6 |
1152 | I have to get out of Queens | 1.3361 | 0.05535 | 122 | 90 | 23 | 9 |
1153 | Also, we're going to meed more hotdogs and crackerjacks. | 1.3361 | 0.05155 | 122 | 87 | 29 | 6 |
1154 | The home team has a distinct advantage | 1.3361 | 0.05535 | 122 | 90 | 23 | 9 |
1155 | Other than a foul tip taking out my Baccarat vase, same old, same old. | 1.3361 | 0.05155 | 122 | 87 | 29 | 6 |
1156 | Bottom of the ninth...month of quarantine | 1.3361 | 0.05021 | 122 | 86 | 31 | 5 |
1157 | They said they'll shave their quarantine beards when they win the World Series. | 1.3361 | 0.05535 | 122 | 90 | 23 | 9 |
1158 | When the cat meows, it's a breaking ball. | 1.3361 | 0.05656 | 122 | 91 | 21 | 10 |
1159 | These 3-D TVs are so sophisticated, I'm a little nervous that "Law & Order" is on after the ballgame. | 1.3361 | 0.05155 | 122 | 87 | 29 | 6 |
1160 | You'd think they'd get a little bored with bunting | 1.3361 | 0.05535 | 122 | 90 | 23 | 9 |
1161 | It’s so bad even baseball is entertaining. | 1.3361 | 0.04885 | 122 | 85 | 33 | 4 |
1162 | Naturally, I'm rooting for the home team! | 1.3361 | 0.05411 | 122 | 89 | 25 | 8 |
1163 | It's 200 Balls / 300 Strikes - make this one count | 1.3361 | 0.05284 | 122 | 88 | 27 | 7 |
1164 | I don't know what I fear more, the coronavirus or a foul ball. | 1.3361 | 0.05284 | 122 | 88 | 27 | 7 |
1165 | All I said was that I was ready to go to Second Base. | 1.3361 | 0.05021 | 122 | 86 | 31 | 5 |
1166 | I’m telling you, Millie, I’m the only one in the stadium! | 1.3361 | 0.05284 | 122 | 88 | 27 | 7 |
1167 | There is no infield fly rule in my living room. | 1.3361 | 0.05155 | 122 | 87 | 29 | 6 |
1168 | I built it, and they came. Now how the hell do I get rid of them? | 1.3361 | 0.05155 | 122 | 87 | 29 | 6 |
1169 | I'm considering it a small victory that they didn't use my plates. | 1.3361 | 0.05155 | 122 | 87 | 29 | 6 |
1170 | Sure, come on over. There's room for one more designated sitter. | 1.3361 | 0.05155 | 122 | 87 | 29 | 6 |
1171 | The LSD is kicking in. | 1.3361 | 0.05656 | 122 | 91 | 21 | 10 |
1172 | You remember the good old days, when they just sing and play the guitar under your balcony? | 1.3361 | 0.05535 | 122 | 90 | 23 | 9 |
1173 | no. my boys are tolerating isolation really well. And yours? | 1.3361 | 0.05021 | 122 | 86 | 31 | 5 |
1174 | I hear MLB is opening the season without fans — crazy! | 1.3361 | 0.05155 | 122 | 87 | 29 | 6 |
1175 | Sometimes it feels like no one really SEES me, y’know? | 1.3361 | 0.05411 | 122 | 89 | 25 | 8 |
1176 | Yes, I'd like to check my home insurance coverage. My husband and his friends are getting a little stir-crazy. | 1.3361 | 0.05656 | 122 | 91 | 21 | 10 |
1177 | He's at the bottom of a fifth, loaded, and wants to hit one out of the house. | 1.3361 | 0.04885 | 122 | 85 | 33 | 4 |
1178 | 'It's the end of the world, not the end of baseball.' | 1.3361 | 0.05284 | 122 | 88 | 27 | 7 |
1179 | Okay, Jeannie. I'll talk to you tomorrow. I'm going to go strap a 12 pack of Coors on my front and wander around yelling for a bit. | 1.3361 | 0.05535 | 122 | 90 | 23 | 9 |
1180 | Kevin, you were right. I built it and they're here. | 1.3361 | 0.05155 | 122 | 87 | 29 | 6 |
1181 | No, everything is normal. | 1.3361 | 0.05284 | 122 | 88 | 27 | 7 |
1182 | Gotta go. The television crew wants lunch. | 1.3361 | 0.05155 | 122 | 87 | 29 | 6 |
1183 | Actually, we are not missing pro sports here at all. | 1.3361 | 0.05155 | 122 | 87 | 29 | 6 |
1184 | And to top it all off, I have VIP seating for the game! | 1.3333 | 0.05593 | 120 | 89 | 22 | 9 |
1185 | On Wednesdays we agreed to re-enact my shows.. | 1.3333 | 0.05563 | 117 | 86 | 23 | 8 |
1186 | ‘Yeah, turns out I’m quarantining WITH the mets, not IN the met’ | 1.3333 | 0.05067 | 120 | 85 | 30 | 5 |
1187 | Guys, no spitting, guys! | 1.3333 | 0.05291 | 117 | 84 | 27 | 6 |
1188 | Bottom of the quarantine | 1.3333 | 0.05593 | 120 | 89 | 22 | 9 |
1189 | ...If they don’t win it’s a shame. | 1.3333 | 0.05480 | 111 | 80 | 25 | 6 |
1190 | Sure, I paid a fortune for the seats, but there's no line at the women's restroom this way. | 1.3333 | 0.05466 | 120 | 88 | 24 | 8 |
1191 | You were right. Even America’s greatest pastime doesn’t help pass time... | 1.3333 | 0.05067 | 120 | 85 | 30 | 5 |
1192 | He said he was bringing home a big diamond... | 1.3333 | 0.05947 | 117 | 89 | 17 | 11 |
1193 | I sure hope its a no hitter! | 1.3333 | 0.05374 | 123 | 90 | 25 | 8 |
1194 | When I heard them say batter's up I thought the dough for the bread was ready | 1.3333 | 0.05429 | 117 | 85 | 25 | 7 |
1195 | It is not like on TV, but afterward they go and bring me pizza. | 1.3333 | 0.05067 | 120 | 85 | 30 | 5 |
1196 | 911? He stole home. | 1.3333 | 0.05429 | 117 | 85 | 25 | 7 |
1197 | Don't knock it out of here. | 1.3333 | 0.05204 | 120 | 86 | 28 | 6 |
1198 | And he wonders why he always strikes out with me. | 1.3333 | 0.05291 | 117 | 84 | 27 | 6 |
1199 | If he is really Owen Meany, I need to change seats. | 1.3333 | 0.05429 | 117 | 85 | 25 | 7 |
1200 | It's going better, thanks. Last week they tried hockey. | 1.3333 | 0.05291 | 117 | 84 | 27 | 6 |
1201 | They're playing inside out of an abundance of stupidity. | 1.3333 | 0.05291 | 117 | 84 | 27 | 6 |
1202 | They miss baseball so much and everything is insured, so I finally said "go ahead." | 1.3333 | 0.05563 | 117 | 86 | 23 | 8 |
1203 | Get someone loose in the bullpen, his curve just doesn't have it this year. | 1.3333 | 0.05429 | 117 | 85 | 25 | 7 |
1204 | I built it, they came, and now I can't get rid of them. | 1.3333 | 0.05694 | 117 | 87 | 21 | 9 |
1205 | Thanks, Evelyn. We'll touch base next week. | 1.3333 | 0.05067 | 120 | 85 | 30 | 5 |
1206 | Bob gave me a diamond. | 1.3333 | 0.05694 | 117 | 87 | 21 | 9 |
1207 | I'm on deck. I can talk. | 1.3333 | 0.05005 | 117 | 82 | 31 | 4 |
1208 | I swear my dear, these new tv's are getting better and better, it feels that I can touch them | 1.3305 | 0.05523 | 118 | 87 | 23 | 8 |
1209 | We are all a bit wound up at this point... Jerry especially | 1.3305 | 0.04971 | 118 | 83 | 31 | 4 |
1210 | Hi are you there? Yes, we’re still on the same round of charades. | 1.3305 | 0.05652 | 118 | 88 | 21 | 9 |
1211 | I think we’re in for another stay-at-home run... | 1.3305 | 0.05652 | 118 | 88 | 21 | 9 |
1212 | Hi yes I’d like to speak with a representative about an issue I have with my new cable upgrade | 1.3305 | 0.05254 | 118 | 85 | 27 | 6 |
1213 | Yeah, the pandemic really gives new meaning to the term 'home run.' | 1.3305 | 0.05390 | 118 | 86 | 25 | 7 |
1214 | With Nerf-ball, it's catch as cat can. | 1.3305 | 0.05114 | 118 | 84 | 29 | 5 |
1215 | I’m telling you, my psychiatrist’s prescription is getting stronger... | 1.3305 | 0.05390 | 118 | 86 | 25 | 7 |
1216 | CDC rules . . . No spitballs! | 1.3305 | 0.05779 | 118 | 89 | 19 | 10 |
1217 | Oh yeah, and the best part is that I don’t have to pay for cable anymore. | 1.3304 | 0.05485 | 115 | 84 | 24 | 7 |
1218 | Fastball’s lost its zip. Warm up the southpaw. | 1.3304 | 0.05344 | 115 | 83 | 26 | 6 |
1219 | Opening Day, 2020. | 1.3304 | 0.05622 | 115 | 85 | 22 | 8 |
1220 | And just like that, every hit became a home run. | 1.3304 | 0.05757 | 115 | 86 | 20 | 9 |
1221 | I hear this is how the 1918 Yankees started their season. | 1.3304 | 0.05485 | 115 | 84 | 24 | 7 |
1222 | Would it be too much to suggest a bunt? | 1.3304 | 0.05200 | 115 | 82 | 28 | 5 |
1223 | I admire the creativity the box office has been employing, but I would have rather had a refund of my season tickets, frankly. | 1.3304 | 0.05622 | 115 | 85 | 22 | 8 |
1224 | Well...it's the bottom of the ninth day and the cat is about to steal home. | 1.3304 | 0.04897 | 115 | 80 | 32 | 3 |
1225 | The home team is winning. And losing. | 1.3304 | 0.05051 | 115 | 81 | 30 | 4 |
1226 | O,K. , so it's $2,000 of damage is a single, $5,000 is a double... | 1.3304 | 0.05485 | 115 | 84 | 24 | 7 |
1227 | You know, with each day that goes by, those protesters are starting to make more and more sense. | 1.3304 | 0.05622 | 115 | 85 | 22 | 8 |
1228 | Living Room of Dreams | 1.3304 | 0.05757 | 115 | 86 | 20 | 9 |
1229 | No, he's out. | 1.3304 | 0.05200 | 115 | 82 | 28 | 5 |
1230 | No, this is an away game. The home games are two doors down. | 1.3304 | 0.05344 | 115 | 83 | 26 | 6 |
1231 | I think we're in a league of our own these days. | 1.3304 | 0.05485 | 115 | 84 | 24 | 7 |
1232 | It's a little crazy here, I'll call you during the 7th inning stretch. | 1.3304 | 0.05344 | 115 | 83 | 26 | 6 |
1233 | See,I told you you could order anything from Amazon | 1.3304 | 0.05344 | 115 | 83 | 26 | 6 |
1234 | I told them spring cleaning, not spring training. | 1.3304 | 0.05344 | 115 | 83 | 26 | 6 |
1235 | Sorry, real quick, where is our rosin bag? | 1.3304 | 0.05200 | 115 | 82 | 28 | 5 |
1236 | I just hope it's not another line-drive to center-chesterfield. | 1.3304 | 0.05344 | 115 | 83 | 26 | 6 |
1237 | Can I call you back? It’s gone into extra innings. | 1.3304 | 0.05051 | 115 | 81 | 30 | 4 |
1238 | Life is throwing us all a curve ball right now. | 1.3304 | 0.05200 | 115 | 82 | 28 | 5 |
1239 | Don't worry mom, they all put on shoe covers before the game started. | 1.3304 | 0.05485 | 115 | 84 | 24 | 7 |
1240 | It’s Ok, Nobody can hit his knuckleball. | 1.3304 | 0.05051 | 115 | 81 | 30 | 4 |
1241 | Hey that's not what I meant when I said home plate. | 1.3304 | 0.05200 | 115 | 82 | 28 | 5 |
1242 | Can’t talk, I’m in the middle of a performance of ‘Damn Yankees’ “. | 1.3304 | 0.05200 | 115 | 82 | 28 | 5 |
1243 | Ma, dad won't let me play! | 1.3304 | 0.05485 | 115 | 84 | 24 | 7 |
1244 | ....as long as they don't spit tobacco on the new rug.... | 1.3304 | 0.05344 | 115 | 83 | 26 | 6 |
1245 | This new subscription service brings the game to you. | 1.3304 | 0.05757 | 115 | 86 | 20 | 9 |
1246 | Mom, only one player is wearing a mask, and they are not abiding by social distancing rules! | 1.3304 | 0.05485 | 115 | 84 | 24 | 7 |
1247 | Not much, what's up with you?" | 1.3304 | 0.05344 | 115 | 83 | 26 | 6 |
1248 | Yeah, they're at home tonight. | 1.3304 | 0.05051 | 115 | 81 | 30 | 4 |
1249 | We're trying to figure out what's "home" | 1.3304 | 0.05344 | 115 | 83 | 26 | 6 |
1250 | Nah,I'm just sitting here watching a ball game,what about you? | 1.3304 | 0.05344 | 115 | 83 | 26 | 6 |
1251 | Home-team 21 Covid 19 | 1.3304 | 0.05200 | 115 | 82 | 28 | 5 |
1252 | The game is to close to call | 1.3304 | 0.05757 | 115 | 86 | 20 | 9 |
1253 | Now they're doing the entire Broadway season. After "Take Me Out" it's "Tootsie." | 1.3304 | 0.05622 | 115 | 85 | 22 | 8 |
1254 | A bit unnerving—I’m pretty much in the strike zone. | 1.3304 | 0.05344 | 115 | 83 | 26 | 6 |
1255 | I had to move the china cabinet out of the dining room, and keep the bathroom open for first base, but it was worth it. | 1.3304 | 0.05344 | 115 | 83 | 26 | 6 |
1256 | No...I'm just watching the game...what's new with you? | 1.3304 | 0.05051 | 115 | 81 | 30 | 4 |
1257 | Not as much damage done as Mom’s bowling club last week. | 1.3304 | 0.05344 | 115 | 83 | 26 | 6 |
1258 | Well, got to do the wave. Call you back during the seventh-inning stretch. | 1.3304 | 0.05485 | 115 | 84 | 24 | 7 |
1259 | He's 3 and 2, can I take a message? | 1.3304 | 0.05135 | 112 | 79 | 29 | 4 |
1260 | The title for my piece on hallucinogenic micro-dosing to combat quarantine-associated mood disorders just hit me: ‘High and Inside’. | 1.3303 | 0.05538 | 109 | 79 | 24 | 6 |
1261 | Let me give you the rundown. Nobody here is going to reach third base. | 1.3300 | 0.06039 | 100 | 74 | 19 | 7 |
1262 | Bases are Loaded. No where to go! We're already home. | 1.3277 | 0.05079 | 119 | 85 | 29 | 5 |
1263 | The game feels too easy when every base is technically home | 1.3276 | 0.05581 | 116 | 86 | 22 | 8 |
1264 | Lemme call you back. Looks like we're going into extra innings | 1.3276 | 0.05162 | 116 | 83 | 28 | 5 |
1265 | As real as it gets | 1.3276 | 0.05306 | 116 | 84 | 26 | 6 |
1266 | Cat: The humans are up to some weird sh*t again. | 1.3276 | 0.05445 | 116 | 85 | 24 | 7 |
1267 | Why do baseball players handle quarantine so well? Because they are always safe at home. 😂 | 1.3276 | 0.05445 | 116 | 85 | 24 | 7 |
1268 | Look, I don’t need to explain myself. I just need another order of your cheapest windows. | 1.3276 | 0.04863 | 116 | 81 | 32 | 3 |
1269 | One might say we have the home advantage. | 1.3276 | 0.05445 | 116 | 85 | 24 | 7 |
1270 | What a bunch of Bush leaguers. Only one of them had the decency to wear a mask. | 1.3276 | 0.05162 | 116 | 83 | 28 | 5 |
1271 | It's a sacrifice. | 1.3276 | 0.05162 | 116 | 83 | 28 | 5 |
1272 | Ma, hi, hold on... "It's a tie game, bottom of the ninth. The bases are loaded and here's the pitch." ...Mom, I'm back. It's not the same without the fans. | 1.3276 | 0.05306 | 116 | 84 | 26 | 6 |
1273 | Hold on—I’ve gotta make another call. | 1.3276 | 0.05306 | 116 | 84 | 26 | 6 |
1274 | I should be glad the boys will still play with their father, but would it kill them to go outside? | 1.3276 | 0.05162 | 116 | 83 | 28 | 5 |
1275 | Sheltering in place really threw me for a curve. | 1.3276 | 0.05015 | 116 | 82 | 30 | 4 |
1276 | Nah, the guys hardly miss it. | 1.3276 | 0.05714 | 116 | 87 | 20 | 9 |
1277 | I just hope it's not a spitball | 1.3276 | 0.04863 | 116 | 81 | 32 | 3 |
1278 | I've got some inside tips on the home team. | 1.3276 | 0.05714 | 116 | 87 | 20 | 9 |
1279 | Gotta run -- I'm the designated fan for the game today. | 1.3276 | 0.05162 | 116 | 83 | 28 | 5 |
1280 | Seats so good, it’s like we’re on the field. | 1.3274 | 0.05399 | 113 | 82 | 25 | 6 |
1281 | Uber's new sports game delivery service is great during these times | 1.3274 | 0.05250 | 113 | 81 | 27 | 5 |
1282 | the national pastime when all you have is time | 1.3274 | 0.05543 | 113 | 83 | 23 | 7 |
1283 | It's my fault. I pestered him for a diamond. | 1.3274 | 0.05399 | 113 | 82 | 25 | 6 |
1284 | Gotta run, Gladys...I'm next batter up | 1.3274 | 0.05399 | 113 | 82 | 25 | 6 |
1285 | No need to worry about your Lladro collection, dear. Steve's batting average is only .153. | 1.3274 | 0.05399 | 113 | 82 | 25 | 6 |
1286 | No, he hasn’t made it home yet. | 1.3274 | 0.05399 | 113 | 82 | 25 | 6 |
1287 | Exciting game! But we do have the home team advantage... | 1.3274 | 0.05399 | 113 | 82 | 25 | 6 |
1288 | Send in a lefty. | 1.3274 | 0.05684 | 113 | 84 | 21 | 8 |
1289 | Can I order some peanuts and Cracker Jacks? | 1.3274 | 0.05399 | 113 | 82 | 25 | 6 |
1290 | So we built it, and, sure enough, they came. | 1.3274 | 0.05399 | 113 | 82 | 25 | 6 |
1291 | I’d like to put my money on the home team. | 1.3274 | 0.05399 | 113 | 82 | 25 | 6 |
1292 | I'm disappointed. Only one of them is wearing a mask. | 1.3274 | 0.05543 | 113 | 83 | 23 | 7 |
1293 | Hello Commissioner, the Astro's are at it again. | 1.3274 | 0.05097 | 113 | 80 | 29 | 4 |
1294 | We're in the COVID-19th inning. | 1.3274 | 0.05250 | 113 | 81 | 27 | 5 |
1295 | Can I call you back? It's 2 outs in the bottom of the ninth. | 1.3274 | 0.05097 | 113 | 80 | 29 | 4 |
1296 | Not much going on here. How are you and Pete faring? | 1.3274 | 0.05399 | 113 | 82 | 25 | 6 |
1297 | Lately I feel he’s been bringing work home with him” | 1.3274 | 0.05543 | 113 | 83 | 23 | 7 |
1298 | It's OK Mom, they're playing with a cotton ball. | 1.3274 | 0.05399 | 113 | 82 | 25 | 6 |
1299 | Tommy! You are not 6 feet behind Danny! | 1.3274 | 0.05250 | 113 | 81 | 27 | 5 |
1300 | Ok, fine. So I should have said I wasn't up for an outing OR an inning | 1.3274 | 0.05097 | 113 | 80 | 29 | 4 |
1301 | Come over - I can't do the wave without you! | 1.3274 | 0.05543 | 113 | 83 | 23 | 7 |
1302 | That's right, Mom, I'm a manager now. | 1.3274 | 0.04940 | 113 | 79 | 31 | 3 |
1303 | It's amazing how often they strike out with a wiffleball. | 1.3274 | 0.05399 | 113 | 82 | 25 | 6 |
1304 | I don’t have a choice but to root for the home team | 1.3271 | 0.05905 | 107 | 80 | 19 | 8 |
1305 | Same ol', same ol'...you? | 1.3248 | 0.04980 | 117 | 83 | 30 | 4 |
1306 | Bottom of the eighth... week of quarantine. | 1.3246 | 0.05359 | 114 | 83 | 25 | 6 |
1307 | Live from New York, it’s Saturday Night! | 1.3246 | 0.05777 | 114 | 86 | 19 | 9 |
1308 | Not a lot has changed at our house, except now the sports channel has some pretty high definition. | 1.3246 | 0.05502 | 114 | 84 | 23 | 7 |
1309 | Of all the virtual backgrounds, you had to pick the one with my mother in law on the couch? | 1.3246 | 0.05502 | 114 | 84 | 23 | 7 |
1310 | I'll turn off the stove when I get to 3rd | 1.3246 | 0.05212 | 114 | 82 | 27 | 5 |
1311 | To be honest, we're going a little batty over here. | 1.3246 | 0.05502 | 114 | 84 | 23 | 7 |
1312 | They're called Stay Home Runs now, and base hits are Stay Safe Hits, but it's basically the same game. | 1.3246 | 0.04744 | 114 | 79 | 33 | 2 |
1313 | Not my worry, Elise. It's an Air B & B. | 1.3246 | 0.05502 | 114 | 84 | 23 | 7 |
1314 | Top of the 37th. Cat's on deck. How's your family holding up? | 1.3246 | 0.05502 | 114 | 84 | 23 | 7 |
1315 | I'm thrilled they're back in action, but the catcher is the only one wearing a mask. | 1.3246 | 0.05502 | 114 | 84 | 23 | 7 |
1316 | No, he didn't build it this time, but they came anyway. | 1.3246 | 0.05212 | 114 | 82 | 27 | 5 |
1317 | It was a silent auction and I bid on front row seats at a Phillies home game. | 1.3246 | 0.05212 | 114 | 82 | 27 | 5 |
1318 | Yes, I’m scared....but simultaneously craving hot dogs! | 1.3246 | 0.04577 | 114 | 78 | 35 | 1 |
1319 | Why don't you throw this one, OUTSIDE! | 1.3246 | 0.05502 | 114 | 84 | 23 | 7 |
1320 | Fortunately, they couldn’t get the Zamboni through the front door. | 1.3246 | 0.05359 | 114 | 83 | 25 | 6 |
1321 | Are you the guy who told the team to quarantine at home? | 1.3246 | 0.06040 | 114 | 88 | 15 | 11 |
1322 | It's a Nerf Ball, right? Please tell me it's a Nerf Ball! | 1.3246 | 0.05502 | 114 | 84 | 23 | 7 |
1323 | Get me a lefty. The guy on deck hit one through the ceiling last time up, and we just put the little one down for a nap. | 1.3246 | 0.05502 | 114 | 84 | 23 | 7 |
1324 | Infield’s at “kitchen depth”, outfield’s at the rear fence! | 1.3246 | 0.05502 | 114 | 84 | 23 | 7 |
1325 | With all these innings, I'm in need of a real outing! | 1.3246 | 0.05359 | 114 | 83 | 25 | 6 |
1326 | Not much, just spitting and scratching. | 1.3246 | 0.05061 | 114 | 81 | 29 | 4 |
1327 | It's a little claustrophobic, but we're taking it day by day. | 1.3246 | 0.05359 | 114 | 83 | 25 | 6 |
1328 | Honey they told me to bring my work home | 1.3243 | 0.05145 | 111 | 79 | 28 | 4 |
1329 | Yeah apparently, ‘If you build it, they will come,’ works during quarantine, too. | 1.3243 | 0.05145 | 111 | 79 | 28 | 4 |
1330 | At least it’s not football. | 1.3243 | 0.05302 | 111 | 80 | 26 | 5 |
1331 | Quarantine is going great, why do you ask? | 1.3243 | 0.05602 | 111 | 82 | 22 | 7 |
1332 | You should see their heinies in these pants, Laraine. | 1.3243 | 0.05302 | 111 | 80 | 26 | 5 |
1333 | ...no, my issue is that they insisted on going with designated hitters... | 1.3243 | 0.05454 | 111 | 81 | 24 | 6 |
1334 | lockdown’s messing with our sense of proportion, pam. i thought it was a lovely idea when the kids suggested a ‘game night’... | 1.3243 | 0.05454 | 111 | 81 | 24 | 6 |
1335 | I really thought we’d be done with this by now when I decided to host game night. | 1.3243 | 0.05454 | 111 | 81 | 24 | 6 |
1336 | He always hits well at home | 1.3243 | 0.05747 | 111 | 83 | 20 | 8 |
1337 | Yes,I can get you season tickets but bathroom privileges are extra | 1.3243 | 0.05454 | 111 | 81 | 24 | 6 |
1338 | Honey, I think it's time for the boys to move out | 1.3243 | 0.04984 | 111 | 78 | 30 | 3 |
1339 | It’s OK, two of them are maintaining social distancing and the other is wearing a mask. | 1.3243 | 0.05145 | 111 | 79 | 28 | 4 |
1340 | Yes, the cat is out. | 1.3243 | 0.05454 | 111 | 81 | 24 | 6 |
1341 | Hey, Mom. I can't talk now - today's a home game. | 1.3243 | 0.04984 | 111 | 78 | 30 | 3 |
1342 | Put the divorce off , Geoff says he’ll play ball | 1.3243 | 0.05302 | 111 | 80 | 26 | 5 |
1343 | Somehow there are three innings left.. | 1.3243 | 0.05145 | 111 | 79 | 28 | 4 |
1344 | It’s not the first baseline. But hey, front row seat. | 1.3243 | 0.05454 | 111 | 81 | 24 | 6 |
1345 | Bring in the lefty, before I get killed. | 1.3243 | 0.05302 | 111 | 80 | 26 | 5 |
1346 | Yes, please, beer and hot dogs. Oh! And we’re out of chewing tobacco. | 1.3243 | 0.04984 | 111 | 78 | 30 | 3 |
1347 | Finally, tomorrow they start an away series in apartment 7H. | 1.3243 | 0.05302 | 111 | 80 | 26 | 5 |
1348 | My damage deposit is a goner, but now I know what a split-finger fastball does! | 1.3243 | 0.05454 | 111 | 81 | 24 | 6 |
1349 | Hold on, the edible just kicked in. | 1.3243 | 0.05888 | 111 | 84 | 18 | 9 |
1350 | I tried to leave, but they insisted it wasn't the same without the audience | 1.3243 | 0.05454 | 111 | 81 | 24 | 6 |
1351 | Home field advantage is a myth. It’s just as slow and dull from here. | 1.3243 | 0.05302 | 111 | 80 | 26 | 5 |
1352 | If the cat meows twice, it’s a breaking ball. | 1.3243 | 0.05145 | 111 | 79 | 28 | 4 |
1353 | I know he has a no-hitter going, but I show his pitch count at 105-I say we pull him. | 1.3243 | 0.05302 | 111 | 80 | 26 | 5 |
1354 | Just a second, Louise. It’s a 3-2 count. | 1.3243 | 0.05302 | 111 | 80 | 26 | 5 |
1355 | I think the cat is stealing my signals | 1.3243 | 0.05145 | 111 | 79 | 28 | 4 |
1356 | It’s tied at 246, inning number 3,889. | 1.3243 | 0.05454 | 111 | 81 | 24 | 6 |
1357 | Let's just say I'm betting the house on this being a no-hitter. | 1.3243 | 0.05302 | 111 | 80 | 26 | 5 |
1358 | This is our last home game of the season. | 1.3243 | 0.04984 | 111 | 78 | 30 | 3 |
1359 | 'Stay-at-Home' is way more fun than I had thought! | 1.3243 | 0.05454 | 111 | 81 | 24 | 6 |
1360 | It is hard to see this turning out well. | 1.3243 | 0.05145 | 111 | 79 | 28 | 4 |
1361 | The Yankees are playing at home tonight. | 1.3243 | 0.05602 | 111 | 82 | 22 | 7 |
1362 | Hi Betty. We’re gonna be late. They’ve gone into extra innings. | 1.3241 | 0.05708 | 108 | 80 | 21 | 7 |
1363 | Honestly, this started way before quarantine. | 1.3235 | 0.05425 | 102 | 73 | 25 | 4 |
1364 | Usually, I would ask them not to play ball in the house; but, honestly, there are no rules anymore. | 1.3214 | 0.05413 | 112 | 82 | 24 | 6 |
1365 | Well I don’t agree with the Designated Sitter rule either, but it’s their home game and not mine | 1.3214 | 0.05560 | 112 | 83 | 22 | 7 |
1366 | Did you say 6 feet or 60 feet? | 1.3214 | 0.05262 | 112 | 81 | 26 | 5 |
1367 | I wish the league had just cancelled the season. | 1.3214 | 0.05560 | 112 | 83 | 22 | 7 |
1368 | Yes, I’m loving Field of Dreams home edition. Was thinking bout Magic Mike next. | 1.3214 | 0.05703 | 112 | 84 | 20 | 8 |
1369 | it's just that nothing he does surprises me anymore" | 1.3214 | 0.05107 | 112 | 80 | 28 | 4 |
1370 | I'm on third with a lead, can I call you when I get home? | 1.3214 | 0.05703 | 112 | 84 | 20 | 8 |
1371 | All we’ve got left in this house is a can of corn. | 1.3214 | 0.05413 | 112 | 82 | 24 | 6 |
1372 | Hold on a second. Batter, batter, batter, swing batter! Okay, as I was saying... | 1.3214 | 0.05413 | 112 | 82 | 24 | 6 |
1373 | Yes Doc, we all have a spring fever over here. | 1.3214 | 0.05413 | 112 | 82 | 24 | 6 |
1374 | Yeah, the president said that this was safe | 1.3214 | 0.05560 | 112 | 83 | 22 | 7 |
1375 | Well, this could be a ‘home run’ | 1.3214 | 0.05978 | 112 | 86 | 16 | 10 |
1376 | I’m still paying the full cost of college tuition for this? | 1.3214 | 0.05413 | 112 | 82 | 24 | 6 |
1377 | I am telling you, this TV is too real to be true. | 1.3214 | 0.05413 | 112 | 82 | 24 | 6 |
1378 | No, honey... it's live, LIVE! | 1.3214 | 0.05560 | 112 | 83 | 22 | 7 |
1379 | 'Crowding home plate' is an understatement… | 1.3214 | 0.05262 | 112 | 81 | 26 | 5 |
1380 | The ball field isn't much, but the stands are comfortable. | 1.3214 | 0.05560 | 112 | 83 | 22 | 7 |
1381 | Yeah, hi, I'm going to need some replacement windows--like, all of them?" | 1.3214 | 0.05413 | 112 | 82 | 24 | 6 |
1382 | No, I ‘m not worried about the furniture, nobody can hit his knuckleball. | 1.3214 | 0.05560 | 112 | 83 | 22 | 7 |
1383 | Yeah, they're playing a home game. | 1.3214 | 0.05262 | 112 | 81 | 26 | 5 |
1384 | I’m asking YOU who’s in my living room. | 1.3214 | 0.05560 | 112 | 83 | 22 | 7 |
1385 | Well, I built it, and they came. | 1.3214 | 0.05262 | 112 | 81 | 26 | 5 |
1386 | Sorry, I've got to make another call | 1.3214 | 0.05413 | 112 | 82 | 24 | 6 |
1387 | Six feet! We're in QUARANTINE PEOPLE!!!! | 1.3214 | 0.05560 | 112 | 83 | 22 | 7 |
1388 | I was just browsing on Amazon.com and decided to buy the New York Mets. | 1.3214 | 0.05413 | 112 | 82 | 24 | 6 |
1389 | Not what I meant when I referred to “inside baseball” | 1.3214 | 0.05560 | 112 | 83 | 22 | 7 |
1390 | Apparently the house was built on an old Cleveland Indians burial ground. | 1.3214 | 0.05262 | 112 | 81 | 26 | 5 |
1391 | I’m not sure about my new boyfriend. He’s got two balls on him now, but pretty soon he’ll strike out. | 1.3214 | 0.05560 | 112 | 83 | 22 | 7 |
1392 | My boys are good! How are you? | 1.3214 | 0.05978 | 112 | 86 | 16 | 10 |
1393 | I think proper baseball distancing calls for 60 ft and 6 inches | 1.3214 | 0.05107 | 112 | 80 | 28 | 4 |
1394 | It’s only our first date and he’s trying to get to third base already. | 1.3214 | 0.05107 | 112 | 80 | 28 | 4 |
1395 | The only positive of this inside game is I will get to redecorate the living room after the shut down is over. | 1.3214 | 0.05703 | 112 | 84 | 20 | 8 |
1396 | I was fine with it until they added the designated hitter. | 1.3214 | 0.05413 | 112 | 82 | 24 | 6 |
1397 | I think I might be third base. | 1.3214 | 0.05107 | 112 | 80 | 28 | 4 |
1398 | It's just not as good as when you can throw peanut shells on the floor. | 1.3214 | 0.05107 | 112 | 80 | 28 | 4 |
1399 | Call ya back. Coach signaled bunt or blunt. It's a win either way. | 1.3214 | 0.05413 | 112 | 82 | 24 | 6 |
1400 | Yes, I told them they all need to be wearing masks to play outside. | 1.3214 | 0.05703 | 112 | 84 | 20 | 8 |
1401 | Yes, that's the oven alarm. My relief pitcher has been warming up in the kitchen - time to bring him out. | 1.3214 | 0.05560 | 112 | 83 | 22 | 7 |
1402 | That's not the worst of it. Only one of them is wearing a mask! | 1.3214 | 0.05262 | 112 | 81 | 26 | 5 |
1403 | Alex is stealing signs off the mirror in the hall. | 1.3214 | 0.05560 | 112 | 83 | 22 | 7 |
1404 | Where did you put the giant Cubs foam hand? | 1.3214 | 0.05560 | 112 | 83 | 22 | 7 |
1405 | We join "Inside Baseball" already in progress. | 1.3214 | 0.05413 | 112 | 82 | 24 | 6 |
1406 | Psst...hey, batter! I'll tap the throw pillow twice when a curveball is coming." | 1.3214 | 0.05262 | 112 | 81 | 26 | 5 |
1407 | My date is determined to get to second base. | 1.3214 | 0.05262 | 112 | 81 | 26 | 5 |
1408 | Hang on guys, Replay Operations Center is saying the last hit wasn't a foul! | 1.3214 | 0.05560 | 112 | 83 | 22 | 7 |
1409 | I'll call you back, I've got to make some crowd noises. | 1.3214 | 0.05107 | 112 | 80 | 28 | 4 |
1410 | We have only 4 gloves left, but at least Bobby has a mask. | 1.3214 | 0.05413 | 112 | 82 | 24 | 6 |
1411 | I’ll call you right back, bases are loaded... | 1.3214 | 0.05262 | 112 | 81 | 26 | 5 |
1412 | I gotta go. My quaranteam is here. | 1.3214 | 0.05703 | 112 | 84 | 20 | 8 |
1413 | Technically they are both the home team. | 1.3214 | 0.05560 | 112 | 83 | 22 | 7 |
1414 | Does my homeowner insurance cover sports injuries? | 1.3214 | 0.05703 | 112 | 84 | 20 | 8 |
1415 | At least it is not hockey | 1.3214 | 0.05413 | 112 | 82 | 24 | 6 |
1416 | Eleven dollars for a Budweiser!? | 1.3214 | 0.05842 | 112 | 85 | 18 | 9 |
1417 | I don’t know, ma - live sports seem overrated to me. | 1.3214 | 0.05262 | 112 | 81 | 26 | 5 |
1418 | Remember, you can play indoors but no spitting. | 1.3214 | 0.05560 | 112 | 83 | 22 | 7 |
1419 | The infield fly rule is killing the game. | 1.3214 | 0.05560 | 112 | 83 | 22 | 7 |
1420 | Why oh why didn't I bet on the stripes! 20 dollars and a lamp down the drain. | 1.3214 | 0.05560 | 112 | 83 | 22 | 7 |
1421 | Don't worry anything I hit is a HOME run. | 1.3214 | 0.05413 | 112 | 82 | 24 | 6 |
1422 | Susan realized quickly that suggesting the lamp as a foul pole was not one of her better ideas. | 1.3214 | 0.05413 | 112 | 82 | 24 | 6 |
1423 | They're into extra innings, and no one's going out. | 1.3214 | 0.05413 | 112 | 82 | 24 | 6 |
1424 | Step back two inches. Your nose is still only 5'10" from his butt. | 1.3214 | 0.05413 | 112 | 82 | 24 | 6 |
1425 | It’s mostly harmless, although I did forbid them from chewing tobacco. | 1.3214 | 0.05413 | 112 | 82 | 24 | 6 |
1426 | It's great except for all the spitting. | 1.3214 | 0.05413 | 112 | 82 | 24 | 6 |
1427 | It's the bottom of the ninth, I hope to god! | 1.3214 | 0.05413 | 112 | 82 | 24 | 6 |
1428 | It's tied. Dave's up and Billy just hit an in-the -den home run. | 1.3214 | 0.05262 | 112 | 81 | 26 | 5 |
1429 | That's right. It's a home game. | 1.3214 | 0.05107 | 112 | 80 | 28 | 4 |
1430 | Honey, did you order the Quarantine Sports Package? | 1.3214 | 0.05703 | 112 | 84 | 20 | 8 |
1431 | They play better at home. | 1.3214 | 0.05107 | 112 | 80 | 28 | 4 |
1432 | This one hits home differently. Ah, not the vase! | 1.3211 | 0.05028 | 109 | 77 | 29 | 3 |
1433 | Fantasy Baseball takes on new meaning... | 1.3211 | 0.05028 | 109 | 77 | 29 | 3 |
1434 | On the bright side, baseball has started again. | 1.3211 | 0.05512 | 109 | 80 | 23 | 6 |
1435 | Words were said. A game broke out. | 1.3211 | 0.05194 | 109 | 78 | 27 | 4 |
1436 | It's the top of the ninth, and the cat's stealin' home. | 1.3211 | 0.06097 | 109 | 84 | 15 | 10 |
1437 | I've got to call you back, I think the hydroxycloroquin I've been taking has finally kicked in | 1.3211 | 0.05028 | 109 | 77 | 29 | 3 |
1438 | No, he only made it to second base. | 1.3211 | 0.05194 | 109 | 78 | 27 | 4 |
1439 | Can you connect me with windows repair? | 1.3211 | 0.05664 | 109 | 81 | 21 | 7 |
1440 | I'll call you back on Tuesday. They have an away game. | 1.3211 | 0.04856 | 109 | 76 | 31 | 2 |
1441 | How am I supposed to hit a home run when mom says no running in the house? | 1.3208 | 0.05113 | 106 | 75 | 28 | 3 |
1442 | Start warming up grandma...dad has thrown everything but the kitchen sink | 1.3208 | 0.05615 | 106 | 78 | 22 | 6 |
1443 | I’m rooting for the home team. | 1.3208 | 0.04934 | 106 | 74 | 30 | 2 |
1444 | Oh, you know, just killing time with Whitey, Mickey, and Yogi. | 1.3208 | 0.05286 | 106 | 76 | 26 | 4 |
1445 | I dunno, Jack. I just don't think "who's on first" works on Zoom. | 1.3208 | 0.05113 | 106 | 75 | 28 | 3 |
1446 | I’ve got to hang up, Doris. Holding the phone is the hit-and-run sign. | 1.3204 | 0.05556 | 103 | 75 | 23 | 5 |
1447 | Pray for a no-hitter. | 1.3186 | 0.05518 | 113 | 84 | 22 | 7 |
1448 | We’ve really just been keeping to ourselves. | 1.3182 | 0.05314 | 110 | 80 | 25 | 5 |
1449 | Did he say if hydroxychloroquine also treated cabin fever? | 1.3182 | 0.05155 | 110 | 79 | 27 | 4 |
1450 | Turns out the team wants you to sing the Pledge Of Allegiance for the next home game | 1.3182 | 0.06048 | 110 | 85 | 15 | 10 |
1451 | I don’t know, Jill. I guess I’m just not crazy about virtual reality. | 1.3182 | 0.05314 | 110 | 80 | 25 | 5 |
1452 | Honestly, Doctor, I rather enjoy the side effects. | 1.3182 | 0.04991 | 110 | 78 | 29 | 3 |
1453 | I can't talk now. The runner on third is about to steal home. | 1.3182 | 0.05469 | 110 | 81 | 23 | 6 |
1454 | Jan, you won’t believe it, he’s on his 63rd consecutive home run! | 1.3182 | 0.05909 | 110 | 84 | 17 | 9 |
1455 | It’s called Meta Sports. For instance, you can hit a home-home-run. | 1.3182 | 0.04991 | 110 | 78 | 29 | 3 |
1456 | So technically we got to second base on our first date | 1.3182 | 0.05469 | 110 | 81 | 23 | 6 |
1457 | So this is what sitting in the dugout feels like.. | 1.3182 | 0.05469 | 110 | 81 | 23 | 6 |
1458 | I don’t know how they know who’s winning when each run is a home run. | 1.3182 | 0.05620 | 110 | 82 | 21 | 7 |
1459 | No, mum, they don't wanna play chess! | 1.3182 | 0.05314 | 110 | 80 | 25 | 5 |
1460 | Hello and thank you for calling the bullpen. Due to COVID-19 we are currently taking online orders only... | 1.3182 | 0.05155 | 110 | 79 | 27 | 4 |
1461 | I have to go. No one is playing center-dining room. | 1.3182 | 0.04821 | 110 | 77 | 31 | 2 |
1462 | The boys are giving new meaning to the phase "Inside Baseball." | 1.3182 | 0.05620 | 110 | 82 | 21 | 7 |
1463 | Lucky for the windows, it’s a no-hitter” | 1.3182 | 0.04991 | 110 | 78 | 29 | 3 |
1464 | No, not much. Just watching the ball game. | 1.3182 | 0.05620 | 110 | 82 | 21 | 7 |
1465 | the doctor told me to call if the withdrawal symptoms got worse ... | 1.3182 | 0.05469 | 110 | 81 | 23 | 6 |
1466 | I wouldn't mind if they weren't constantly spitting | 1.3182 | 0.05314 | 110 | 80 | 25 | 5 |
1467 | Mom, I must hang up, the game starts now. | 1.3182 | 0.04991 | 110 | 78 | 29 | 3 |
1468 | I clearly said “spring cleaning,” not “spring training.” | 1.3182 | 0.05469 | 110 | 81 | 23 | 6 |
1469 | Yes, they're taking the stay at home thing to a whole new level. | 1.3182 | 0.05766 | 110 | 83 | 19 | 8 |
1470 | I gave them an ultimatum – three strikes and they're out. | 1.3182 | 0.05620 | 110 | 82 | 21 | 7 |
1471 | You’d better duck because there’s going to be a line drive coming at you next door | 1.3182 | 0.05469 | 110 | 81 | 23 | 6 |
1472 | I hope we don’t go into extra innings... | 1.3182 | 0.05155 | 110 | 79 | 27 | 4 |
1473 | This is not what I had in mind when I asked my sales team to come over and practice a good pitch | 1.3182 | 0.05766 | 110 | 83 | 19 | 8 |
1474 | So, I said I thought our relationship had progressed to where he should consider giving me a diamond... | 1.3182 | 0.05620 | 110 | 82 | 21 | 7 |
1475 | It doesn't say how to get them back into the video. | 1.3182 | 0.06048 | 110 | 85 | 15 | 10 |
1476 | I ordered the “baseball-to-go.” It’s a bit slow but less destructive than the rugby I had yesterday. | 1.3182 | 0.05314 | 110 | 80 | 25 | 5 |
1477 | No worries, at this point he'll never get to first base. | 1.3182 | 0.05469 | 110 | 81 | 23 | 6 |
1478 | I told him the catcher needed to be six feet away from home plate, but he never listens. | 1.3182 | 0.05314 | 110 | 80 | 25 | 5 |
1479 | Of course I protested, but the Umpire called it safe and threatened to eject me! | 1.3182 | 0.05766 | 110 | 83 | 19 | 8 |
1480 | I warned them, but Bob says the 6 feet doesn't apply if you're wearing a mask. | 1.3182 | 0.04991 | 110 | 78 | 29 | 3 |
1481 | Yes Marcie, I couldn’t go to the game because of that darn virus ... but I ordered it online. | 1.3182 | 0.05766 | 110 | 83 | 19 | 8 |
1482 | Don't walk him; he's got no place to go. | 1.3182 | 0.05314 | 110 | 80 | 25 | 5 |
1483 | They’re at home tonight. | 1.3182 | 0.05766 | 110 | 83 | 19 | 8 |
1484 | I'm not comfortable with the direction owners are taking with live baseball. | 1.3182 | 0.05469 | 110 | 81 | 23 | 6 |
1485 | I’ll call you back. Fauci’s on deck. | 1.3182 | 0.05766 | 110 | 83 | 19 | 8 |
1486 | Oh, hold on a sec, something might be happening. | 1.3182 | 0.05469 | 110 | 81 | 23 | 6 |
1487 | Honestly, this is worse than getting COVID. | 1.3182 | 0.05469 | 110 | 81 | 23 | 6 |
1488 | Boys, what did I tell you about wearing shoes in the house? | 1.3182 | 0.05620 | 110 | 82 | 21 | 7 |
1489 | Yeah, I regret saying that this sport couldn't possibly be more unbearable to watch. | 1.3182 | 0.05909 | 110 | 84 | 17 | 9 |
1490 | I told him to find something to keep him busy. Yeah, he thinks he's hilarious. | 1.3182 | 0.05314 | 110 | 80 | 25 | 5 |
1491 | I think we're okay until he learns to hit that fastball. | 1.3182 | 0.05155 | 110 | 79 | 27 | 4 |
1492 | Yeah Kevin is 2 for 3 but he still hasn’t done the dishes. | 1.3182 | 0.05469 | 110 | 81 | 23 | 6 |
1493 | We wanted the pay-per-view extreme sports, but not at this level. | 1.3182 | 0.05155 | 110 | 79 | 27 | 4 |
1494 | I’d like to order four hotdogs, eight beers, and a new third base man. | 1.3182 | 0.05314 | 110 | 80 | 25 | 5 |
1495 | Hold on a second—I want to watch my husband swing. | 1.3182 | 0.05469 | 110 | 81 | 23 | 6 |
1496 | I have to call you back Maude. It’s the top of the 9th and in this new Covid arena I am sitting on 3rd base. | 1.3182 | 0.05314 | 110 | 80 | 25 | 5 |
1497 | We should have bought a wii while we could. | 1.3182 | 0.06185 | 110 | 86 | 13 | 11 |
1498 | He keeps telling me its better than being quarantined with The Jets. | 1.3182 | 0.05155 | 110 | 79 | 27 | 4 |
1499 | Yes Mom I'll tell him "Hey batter batter batter.............swing!" | 1.3182 | 0.05766 | 110 | 83 | 19 | 8 |
1500 | I don't mind the game, but only one is wearing a mask! | 1.3182 | 0.05766 | 110 | 83 | 19 | 8 |
1501 | At least the bathroom lines are shorter. | 1.3182 | 0.05155 | 110 | 79 | 27 | 4 |
1502 | Just watching the game - it’s close! | 1.3182 | 0.05620 | 110 | 82 | 21 | 7 |
1503 | They're in the home stretch. | 1.3182 | 0.05469 | 110 | 81 | 23 | 6 |
1504 | Last week it was a fight club. | 1.3182 | 0.05314 | 110 | 80 | 25 | 5 |
1505 | We're all less than six feet apart, and the only one wearing a mask is the catcher. | 1.3182 | 0.05314 | 110 | 80 | 25 | 5 |
1506 | Sorry Mrs. Epstein, we'll replace the window. | 1.3182 | 0.05620 | 110 | 82 | 21 | 7 |
1507 | Thank goodness it's an Airbnb. | 1.3182 | 0.04821 | 110 | 77 | 31 | 2 |
1508 | Yeah my seats are great and the beer is decent, but there are now three windows that I'll need to replace and there is tobacco juice all over the carpet. | 1.3182 | 0.05766 | 110 | 83 | 19 | 8 |
1509 | Can I call you back? I’m on deck. | 1.3178 | 0.05410 | 107 | 78 | 24 | 5 |
1510 | It's week 10 and I'm still not familiar with the rules. | 1.3178 | 0.05571 | 107 | 79 | 22 | 6 |
1511 | Take me in to the ballgame, take me away from the crowd... | 1.3178 | 0.05074 | 107 | 76 | 28 | 3 |
1512 | 2020 has been so crazy. Yeah, I’m expecting the next curveball any second. | 1.3178 | 0.05410 | 107 | 78 | 24 | 5 |
1513 | Yes Mr CEO of ESPN. I know you desperately need to cover a live sporting event tonight but my house is a mess and my in-laws are gonna be watching! | 1.3178 | 0.05571 | 107 | 79 | 22 | 6 |
1514 | I'm not worried. He can't hit right-handed pitching worth a damn. | 1.3178 | 0.05879 | 107 | 81 | 18 | 8 |
1515 | Finally! A front row seat to the Yankees! | 1.3178 | 0.06027 | 107 | 82 | 16 | 9 |
1516 | Before my very eyes, life is becoming a whole new ballgame! | 1.3178 | 0.05245 | 107 | 77 | 26 | 4 |
1517 | When you told him to steal home plate last week, my china went missing! | 1.3178 | 0.05410 | 107 | 78 | 24 | 5 |
1518 | I can't talk, Larry's pitching a no-hitter | 1.3178 | 0.05410 | 107 | 78 | 24 | 5 |
1519 | They're scared to go outside without an N95. | 1.3178 | 0.05727 | 107 | 80 | 20 | 7 |
1520 | Amazon? Can you send some hydroxychloroquine-flavored chewing tobacco right away? | 1.3178 | 0.05571 | 107 | 79 | 22 | 6 |
1521 | Granny says HEY, BATTA BATTA BATTA! | 1.3178 | 0.05879 | 107 | 81 | 18 | 8 |
1522 | The kids moving home was tolerable, but Melvin reliving their Little League days is pushing me over the edge! | 1.3178 | 0.05410 | 107 | 78 | 24 | 5 |
1523 | We're fine. Just hunkering down at home base. | 1.3178 | 0.05571 | 107 | 79 | 22 | 6 |
1524 | So,my doctor's like,yup,typical side effects for pastimerol,but call him if there's extra innings. | 1.3173 | 0.05511 | 104 | 76 | 23 | 5 |
1525 | I'm swinging for the toilet. | 1.3153 | 0.05427 | 111 | 82 | 23 | 6 |
1526 | A stay at home run | 1.3148 | 0.05527 | 108 | 80 | 22 | 6 |
1527 | Gotta go...the home game is on! | 1.3148 | 0.05035 | 108 | 77 | 28 | 3 |
1528 | They cancelled all the sports games, so I’ve begun to hallucinate them. | 1.3148 | 0.05978 | 108 | 83 | 16 | 9 |
1529 | When I said home plate, I didn’t mean Nana’s china! | 1.3148 | 0.05831 | 108 | 82 | 18 | 8 |
1530 | Honey, the Astros just joined the Zoom call. | 1.3148 | 0.05681 | 108 | 81 | 20 | 7 |
1531 | Forget days, I don't even know what inning it is anymore. | 1.3148 | 0.05527 | 108 | 80 | 22 | 6 |
1532 | Your wife's complaints about us are baseless. | 1.3148 | 0.05527 | 108 | 80 | 22 | 6 |
1533 | Sheltering at home base | 1.3148 | 0.05831 | 108 | 82 | 18 | 8 |
1534 | I’d like to place an order for some peanuts, Cracker Jacks, and a Jumbotron. | 1.3148 | 0.05035 | 108 | 77 | 28 | 3 |
1535 | Can’t talk right now. Back in a bit. We’re tied and this could be the winning run! I just waxed the floor. | 1.3148 | 0.05368 | 108 | 79 | 24 | 5 |
1536 | They can't stop now, the vases are loaded! | 1.3148 | 0.05368 | 108 | 79 | 24 | 5 |
1537 | Softball, boys! Softball! | 1.3148 | 0.05368 | 108 | 79 | 24 | 5 |
1538 | This lockdown is making these boys batty. | 1.3148 | 0.05527 | 108 | 80 | 22 | 6 |
1539 | I'd say corona's been bad for the sport, but I've honestly seen more of it now than before. | 1.3148 | 0.05368 | 108 | 79 | 24 | 5 |
1540 | Could I possibly come over and quarantine with you? | 1.3148 | 0.05368 | 108 | 79 | 24 | 5 |
1541 | No, no, I can get him for you -- left field's just in the bathroom. | 1.3148 | 0.05681 | 108 | 81 | 20 | 7 |
1542 | And now stepping up to the plate fresh from the dugout in his bedroom it's Kevin, a promising college sophomore who just ended his virtual spring semester | 1.3148 | 0.05681 | 108 | 81 | 20 | 7 |
1543 | Hold on, Sarah, I have to go bang on a trash can. | 1.3148 | 0.05527 | 108 | 80 | 22 | 6 |
1544 | I expect him home any minute. | 1.3148 | 0.05368 | 108 | 79 | 24 | 5 |
1545 | Um, yes, well, I ordered a number eight dinner, and it appears I've received a designated hitter. Sure, I can hold. | 1.3148 | 0.05831 | 108 | 82 | 18 | 8 |
1546 | It's not so bad, Mom. They're letting me be third base... | 1.3148 | 0.05035 | 108 | 77 | 28 | 3 |
1547 | The Quarantine League isn’t so bad. It’s not like they’re the Mets. | 1.3148 | 0.05831 | 108 | 82 | 18 | 8 |
1548 | Getting to first base is harder than it looks... | 1.3148 | 0.05681 | 108 | 81 | 20 | 7 |
1549 | Not quite what Edna imagined when she invited Harry back to her place for a home run. | 1.3148 | 0.05831 | 108 | 82 | 18 | 8 |
1550 | Row 1, Seat 2, third base side - you can't miss me. | 1.3148 | 0.05368 | 108 | 79 | 24 | 5 |
1551 | And remember’No Spitballs’... | 1.3148 | 0.05681 | 108 | 81 | 20 | 7 |
1552 | I don't think I'm too close. | 1.3148 | 0.05527 | 108 | 80 | 22 | 6 |
1553 | All I said was that I miss live sports. | 1.3143 | 0.05948 | 105 | 80 | 17 | 8 |
1554 | What do you mean ‘what’s that sound’? Francine, I told you, they’re playing in the living room! | 1.3143 | 0.05296 | 105 | 76 | 25 | 4 |
1555 | 'I don't know if its the 4D technology or the quarantine' | 1.3143 | 0.05631 | 105 | 78 | 21 | 6 |
1556 | Working from home base. | 1.3143 | 0.05466 | 105 | 77 | 23 | 5 |
1557 | The cat would tap its litter box with its tail to let everyone know a hairball was coming. | 1.3143 | 0.05948 | 105 | 80 | 17 | 8 |
1558 | Well at least he's finally getting some exercise. | 1.3143 | 0.05120 | 105 | 75 | 27 | 3 |
1559 | Damn, this year just keeps throwing me curves. | 1.3143 | 0.05792 | 105 | 79 | 19 | 7 |
1560 | Gary, no cleats on the carpet. | 1.3143 | 0.05792 | 105 | 79 | 19 | 7 |
1561 | Billy, tell Susie to start warming up. Bobby’s getting killed in here. | 1.3143 | 0.05296 | 105 | 76 | 25 | 4 |
1562 | We sprung for the good seats this year. | 1.3143 | 0.06100 | 105 | 81 | 15 | 9 |
1563 | ... and The worst part is that only one of them is wearing a mask. | 1.3143 | 0.05792 | 105 | 79 | 19 | 7 |
1564 | Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn! | 1.3143 | 0.05631 | 105 | 78 | 21 | 6 |
1565 | This guy's losing his stuff. Have a lefty start warming up in the kitchen. | 1.3143 | 0.05466 | 105 | 77 | 23 | 5 |
1566 | Yeah, I don’t know how much longer I can handle him working from home! | 1.3143 | 0.05792 | 105 | 79 | 19 | 7 |
1567 | Actually, it's more interesting than the real thing. | 1.3143 | 0.05296 | 105 | 76 | 25 | 4 |
1568 | Work from home game | 1.3143 | 0.05631 | 105 | 78 | 21 | 6 |
1569 | Do you repair windows? | 1.3143 | 0.05296 | 105 | 76 | 25 | 4 |
1570 | Actually, we have better hot dogs. | 1.3143 | 0.05296 | 105 | 76 | 25 | 4 |
1571 | Herb has come a long way with his curveball the last two months. | 1.3143 | 0.05296 | 105 | 76 | 25 | 4 |
1572 | Bases loaded, bottom of the 9th. How is the cordon bleu coming? | 1.3143 | 0.05296 | 105 | 76 | 25 | 4 |
1573 | Well, it's nice. But it's not the diamond I would have chosen. | 1.3143 | 0.05631 | 105 | 78 | 21 | 6 |
1574 | I don’t know anything about this game but I understand why they call it a home run | 1.3143 | 0.05631 | 105 | 78 | 21 | 6 |
1575 | Can't talk now, I have to steal back home. | 1.3143 | 0.05948 | 105 | 80 | 17 | 8 |
1576 | Well, they’re definitely six feet apart, but the catcher’s mask seems inadequate. | 1.3143 | 0.05631 | 105 | 78 | 21 | 6 |
1577 | Still at home. | 1.3143 | 0.05792 | 105 | 79 | 19 | 7 |
1578 | Dr. Fauci? I need professional advice on the Infield Fly Rule. | 1.3143 | 0.05296 | 105 | 76 | 25 | 4 |
1579 | There is no doubt it is an inside pitch. | 1.3143 | 0.05296 | 105 | 76 | 25 | 4 |
1580 | Carol, I'm telling you, these televisions are becoming too advanced! It's like they're in my living room! | 1.3143 | 0.05792 | 105 | 79 | 19 | 7 |
1581 | Yep, we 're still coping with sibling rivalry. | 1.3143 | 0.05466 | 105 | 77 | 23 | 5 |
1582 | We're coping. I just hope this doesn't go into ski season. | 1.3143 | 0.05948 | 105 | 80 | 17 | 8 |
1583 | I'd rather you guys play Pokémon Go indoors. | 1.3143 | 0.05296 | 105 | 76 | 25 | 4 |
1584 | I finally figured out what they mean by the "home team advantage." | 1.3143 | 0.05631 | 105 | 78 | 21 | 6 |
1585 | The season has already started over here. | 1.3143 | 0.04938 | 105 | 74 | 29 | 2 |
1586 | Well, I was cooking and I said "bring the batter," and then I just allowed him to get in one home run. | 1.3143 | 0.05466 | 105 | 77 | 23 | 5 |
1587 | Mudville isn’t the only place with no joy. | 1.3143 | 0.05466 | 105 | 77 | 23 | 5 |
1588 | Hi Sophie. Can i borrow a plate? | 1.3143 | 0.05631 | 105 | 78 | 21 | 6 |
1589 | There's no living with him since we rented "Pride of the Yankees"---- | 1.3143 | 0.05466 | 105 | 77 | 23 | 5 |
1590 | Catcher is the only one with a mask, so no spitting! | 1.3143 | 0.05466 | 105 | 77 | 23 | 5 |
1591 | They actually practice that silly stuff they do at a game. | 1.3143 | 0.05948 | 105 | 80 | 17 | 8 |
1592 | Can I call you back? It's the top of the ninth and the cat's on deck. | 1.3143 | 0.05466 | 105 | 77 | 23 | 5 |
1593 | Hello Commissioner, the Astros are stealing signs again | 1.3143 | 0.05466 | 105 | 77 | 23 | 5 |
1594 | That’s why they call it a home game. | 1.3143 | 0.05296 | 105 | 76 | 25 | 4 |
1595 | Oh nothing, just watching the game ... | 1.3140 | 0.05792 | 86 | 62 | 21 | 3 |
1596 | Nothing much, just catching a home game. | 1.3140 | 0.06024 | 86 | 63 | 19 | 4 |
1597 | Home plate is in the dishwasher | 1.3140 | 0.05551 | 86 | 61 | 23 | 2 |
1598 | Lets make this home run. | 1.3125 | 0.05234 | 112 | 82 | 25 | 5 |
1599 | Yeah hi - Boston Red Sox? This is the secretary for the Houston Astros. I have figured out a better way to steal signs. | 1.3125 | 0.05795 | 96 | 71 | 20 | 5 |
1600 | Hi, yes. I'd like to report a stolen base. | 1.3113 | 0.05423 | 106 | 78 | 23 | 5 |
1601 | This wasn't what I meant when I said you could start A League of Their Own. | 1.3113 | 0.05586 | 106 | 79 | 21 | 6 |
1602 | Hello? DirecTV? I think you might have gone a little too far with my MLB EXTRA INNINGS package. | 1.3113 | 0.05254 | 106 | 77 | 25 | 4 |
1603 | I’d like to order some peanuts and crackerjacks for curbside, please | 1.3113 | 0.05744 | 106 | 80 | 19 | 7 |
1604 | Okay boys, take it home. No seriously, you’ve overstayed your welcome. | 1.3113 | 0.05899 | 106 | 81 | 17 | 8 |
1605 | Hello. Yes, I’d like to order some peanuts and Cracker Jack. | 1.3113 | 0.05080 | 106 | 76 | 27 | 3 |
1606 | There’s been an error. | 1.3113 | 0.05586 | 106 | 79 | 21 | 6 |
1607 | I'm telling you, this gives a new meaning to inside baseball. | 1.3113 | 0.05586 | 106 | 79 | 21 | 6 |
1608 | Hi Mary? Could you tell Jake that centerfield starts to the right of the chaise lounge? | 1.3113 | 0.05254 | 106 | 77 | 25 | 4 |
1609 | Yeah, that's right. Eight bags of peanuts and six boxes of crackerjacks. | 1.3113 | 0.05254 | 106 | 77 | 25 | 4 |
1610 | we bought this condo with "battery included", now i know what they meant | 1.3113 | 0.05899 | 106 | 81 | 17 | 8 |
1611 | I wanted to follow the stay-at-home instruction but really missed live baseball. | 1.3113 | 0.05080 | 106 | 76 | 27 | 3 |
1612 | Yes, I know it’s a luxury but I just love watching live baseball in my living room | 1.3107 | 0.05524 | 103 | 76 | 22 | 5 |
1613 | Frankly, these live streams are getting a little ridiculous. | 1.3107 | 0.05524 | 103 | 76 | 22 | 5 |
1614 | At least I have a great seat for the game. | 1.3107 | 0.05349 | 103 | 75 | 24 | 4 |
1615 | Of course the catcher’s wearing a mask. | 1.3107 | 0.05168 | 103 | 74 | 26 | 3 |
1616 | I never really understood the term “home team” until now. | 1.3107 | 0.05349 | 103 | 75 | 24 | 4 |
1617 | every hit is a homerun | 1.3107 | 0.05694 | 103 | 77 | 20 | 6 |
1618 | He gave me a diamond for our anniversary. | 1.3107 | 0.05694 | 103 | 77 | 20 | 6 |
1619 | Looks like he can stay at home but he’s definitely not safe. | 1.3103 | 0.05965 | 87 | 64 | 19 | 4 |
1620 | Actually, the boys are really enjoying the lockdown. | 1.3103 | 0.05965 | 87 | 64 | 19 | 4 |
1621 | Hold on, it’s the payoff pitch | 1.3100 | 0.04861 | 100 | 70 | 29 | 1 |
1622 | My husband lost his job and now thinks baseball is his calling. | 1.3100 | 0.05631 | 100 | 74 | 21 | 5 |
1623 | Of course I root, root, root for the home team. | 1.3084 | 0.05213 | 107 | 78 | 25 | 4 |
1624 | I take it back, Fred. Marble racing was just fine. | 1.3077 | 0.05647 | 104 | 78 | 20 | 6 |
1625 | None of this is a good idea", thinks Pickles the cat umpire | 1.3077 | 0.05479 | 104 | 77 | 22 | 5 |
1626 | I agreed as long as the bathroom wasn’t in fair territory. | 1.3077 | 0.05479 | 104 | 77 | 22 | 5 |
1627 | The losing team has to chop the veggies. | 1.3077 | 0.04941 | 104 | 74 | 28 | 2 |
1628 | It's the only way we could get the Mets in the World Series. | 1.3077 | 0.05647 | 104 | 78 | 20 | 6 |
1629 | At least he didn't take up hockey. | 1.3077 | 0.05127 | 104 | 75 | 26 | 3 |
1630 | They want me to play Right Field but I'm not sure that it matters. | 1.3077 | 0.05479 | 104 | 77 | 22 | 5 |
1631 | Just watching the "Game of the Week" - you? | 1.3077 | 0.05306 | 104 | 76 | 24 | 4 |
1632 | Nothing much...just watching a game. | 1.3077 | 0.05479 | 104 | 77 | 22 | 5 |
1633 | I can't talk now. It's tied, with two outs in the ninth and a runner at the refrigerator. | 1.3077 | 0.05647 | 104 | 78 | 20 | 6 |
1634 | Ludicrous either way, Susan. It’s come to this: either I relax and enjoy or tear out my hair. | 1.3077 | 0.06122 | 104 | 81 | 14 | 9 |
1635 | The Segal sculptures arrived. | 1.3077 | 0.05647 | 104 | 78 | 20 | 6 |
1636 | I've got to go, Jerry just gave me the sign to steal home | 1.3077 | 0.05810 | 104 | 79 | 18 | 7 |
1637 | Oh, and some peanuts and Cracker Jack | 1.3077 | 0.05127 | 104 | 75 | 26 | 3 |
1638 | What sports streaming subscription did we exactly upgrade to? | 1.3077 | 0.05127 | 104 | 75 | 26 | 3 |
1639 | Rick? He's fine, just in a bit of a slump. | 1.3077 | 0.05479 | 104 | 77 | 22 | 5 |
1640 | I built it, but I didn’t actually think they’d come | 1.3069 | 0.05758 | 101 | 76 | 19 | 6 |
1641 | He insisted on home-field advantage. | 1.3069 | 0.05023 | 101 | 72 | 27 | 2 |
1642 | I can't, I'm on deck. | 1.3069 | 0.04822 | 101 | 71 | 29 | 1 |
1643 | I'll wear two masks. Two. Just let me come back to work. | 1.3069 | 0.05758 | 101 | 76 | 19 | 6 |
1644 | Thankfully, the pitcher has been absolutely unhittable. | 1.3069 | 0.05403 | 101 | 74 | 23 | 4 |
1645 | Sorry, can't talk now. Its 3 and 2, no score and...the bottom of my life. | 1.3069 | 0.05217 | 101 | 73 | 25 | 3 |
1646 | I'm not worried. Larry can't hit the side of a house. | 1.3069 | 0.05217 | 101 | 73 | 25 | 3 |
1647 | This is gonna be one hell of an inside pitch. | 1.3069 | 0.05583 | 101 | 75 | 21 | 5 |
1648 | The song is “Take me OUT” to the ball game! | 1.3068 | 0.05682 | 88 | 64 | 21 | 3 |
1649 | Yes, hello, there are three strange men playing baseball in my living room. Are they w—? No they are not wearing masks | 1.3048 | 0.05434 | 105 | 78 | 22 | 5 |
1650 | Pretty wild day today, Jan.......they decided to play the championship in the living room. | 1.3048 | 0.05263 | 105 | 77 | 24 | 4 |
1651 | Yeah, we all tested negative so we're totally safe. | 1.3048 | 0.05434 | 105 | 78 | 22 | 5 |
1652 | Hello, Cable company?... I just love the in-home sports package... | 1.3048 | 0.05918 | 105 | 81 | 16 | 8 |
1653 | Well, at least the catcher is wearing a mask. | 1.3048 | 0.05263 | 105 | 77 | 24 | 4 |
1654 | if you guys aren’t busy we could use outfielders. The dining room is more than 6 feet away. | 1.3039 | 0.04983 | 102 | 73 | 27 | 2 |
1655 | Ellen? Ellen? if we’re not too late, after months of trying way too hard we finally have the perfect thing for your Socioeconomically Non-Threatening Family Makes The Relatable Viral Video We All Need Right Now segment. please god call me Ellen | 1.3039 | 0.06040 | 102 | 79 | 15 | 8 |
1656 | Sorry honey, but I have no idea why the Astros have a camera pointed at our living room... | 1.3039 | 0.05709 | 102 | 77 | 19 | 6 |
1657 | The pitch was more than just a little inside | 1.3039 | 0.05358 | 102 | 75 | 23 | 4 |
1658 | You can really feel the home field advantage here tonight. | 1.3039 | 0.05709 | 102 | 77 | 19 | 6 |
1659 | Remember when grampa took us to the movies to watch Edward Scissorhands and after we went to Wendy's? I miss him so much but I'm glad we made this baseball with his ashes. | 1.3039 | 0.05877 | 102 | 78 | 17 | 7 |
1660 | Yeah, I think the uniforms turned out pretty good. | 1.3039 | 0.05709 | 102 | 77 | 19 | 6 |
1661 | Gotta go, we're hosting the home opener. | 1.3039 | 0.05536 | 102 | 76 | 21 | 5 |
1662 | In my house, it’s not a homer unless it’s hit over the toilet paper. | 1.3039 | 0.05358 | 102 | 75 | 23 | 4 |
1663 | As a matter of fact, we do need new windows, but I think we're going to hold off for a bit. | 1.3039 | 0.05358 | 102 | 75 | 23 | 4 |
1664 | oh not much, just watching a ball game. | 1.3039 | 0.05536 | 102 | 76 | 21 | 5 |
1665 | Thank God it’s the bottom of the ninth. | 1.3039 | 0.05877 | 102 | 78 | 17 | 7 |
1666 | The sign? Split fingers to the face means watch out for the lamp! | 1.3039 | 0.06040 | 102 | 79 | 15 | 8 |
1667 | The good news is that they’re getting lots of father-son time, . . . | 1.3039 | 0.05709 | 102 | 77 | 19 | 6 |
1668 | No yeast yet, but I do have some batter. | 1.3039 | 0.05709 | 102 | 77 | 19 | 6 |
1669 | Can't talk to you right now Zelda, I'm covering third base. | 1.3039 | 0.05174 | 102 | 74 | 25 | 3 |
1670 | No spitting on my rug! Play ball! | 1.3039 | 0.05877 | 102 | 78 | 17 | 7 |
1671 | We can talk now; I’ve paused play. | 1.3039 | 0.05709 | 102 | 77 | 19 | 6 |
1672 | I don't care who he is, he's not getting past first base with me. | 1.3039 | 0.05536 | 102 | 76 | 21 | 5 |
1673 | I know, it's like you can order anything on the internet. | 1.3039 | 0.04983 | 102 | 73 | 27 | 2 |
1674 | Bobby, hit a stay at home run! | 1.3030 | 0.05459 | 99 | 73 | 22 | 4 |
1675 | Home field advantage? Doubt that! | 1.3030 | 0.05266 | 99 | 72 | 24 | 3 |
1676 | Yes, he told me he bought a baseball experience that was quarantine friendly. | 1.3030 | 0.05644 | 99 | 74 | 20 | 5 |
1677 | Yeah, still boring | 1.3030 | 0.05459 | 99 | 73 | 22 | 4 |
1678 | Yes, I ordered the Yankees delivery, but you sent the Mets by mistake. | 1.3030 | 0.05067 | 99 | 71 | 26 | 2 |
1679 | Sorry, gotta hang up. I left the game on. | 1.3030 | 0.05459 | 99 | 73 | 22 | 4 |
1680 | Yeah, they’re prepping for the Zoom call. | 1.3030 | 0.05459 | 99 | 73 | 22 | 4 |
1681 | I don’t want to tell him to not play ball in the house. I’m not his mother. | 1.3030 | 0.05459 | 99 | 73 | 22 | 4 |
1682 | No, no! I said it’s pandemonium in here - not pandemic! | 1.3030 | 0.05824 | 99 | 75 | 18 | 6 |
1683 | I don't CARE if he has a no-hitter going - he's over his pitch count! | 1.3030 | 0.05266 | 99 | 72 | 24 | 3 |
1684 | ´It’s only 9am and they’re in the bottom of the 5th.’ | 1.3030 | 0.05266 | 99 | 72 | 24 | 3 |
1685 | I hate home games. | 1.3030 | 0.05824 | 99 | 75 | 18 | 6 |
1686 | One more walk - bring in the left-hander. | 1.3030 | 0.05824 | 99 | 75 | 18 | 6 |
1687 | Home runs don't count. | 1.3030 | 0.05459 | 99 | 73 | 22 | 4 |
1688 | Oh nothing,just hanging out with the boys. | 1.3030 | 0.05266 | 99 | 72 | 24 | 3 |
1689 | The lockdown? Oh no, we've kept to the same routine as always. | 1.3030 | 0.05824 | 99 | 75 | 18 | 6 |
1690 | Yeah, except they're both the home team. | 1.3030 | 0.05459 | 99 | 73 | 22 | 4 |
1691 | Warm up the lefthander. | 1.3030 | 0.05644 | 99 | 74 | 20 | 5 |
1692 | Clean your plate when you're done. | 1.3030 | 0.05824 | 99 | 75 | 18 | 6 |
1693 | Do I bang the couch twice for curveball? | 1.3030 | 0.05067 | 99 | 71 | 26 | 2 |
1694 | Don’t worry. They’re wearing bedroom slippers and using a Nerf ball, but I can’t understand why they’re wearing baseball caps indoors. And I told them, “No Spitting,” or they’re out! | 1.3030 | 0.05459 | 99 | 73 | 22 | 4 |
1695 | I don't think you'd be interested. It's inside baseball. | 1.3030 | 0.05067 | 99 | 71 | 26 | 2 |
1696 | I THOUGHT I REALLY MISSED LIVE BASEBALL! | 1.3030 | 0.05644 | 99 | 74 | 20 | 5 |
1697 | Never,in all the years I have been going to games,have I had such a great seat! | 1.3030 | 0.05459 | 99 | 73 | 22 | 4 |
1698 | A relationship? Sort of - Chuck's on second and I'm third base. | 1.3030 | 0.05266 | 99 | 72 | 24 | 3 |
1699 | Now I really understand the term home game! | 1.3030 | 0.05644 | 99 | 74 | 20 | 5 |
1700 | Yes, I did say peanuts AND Cracker Jacks. | 1.3030 | 0.05459 | 99 | 73 | 22 | 4 |
1701 | His last time up to bat he grounded out to the ottoman | 1.3030 | 0.05644 | 99 | 74 | 20 | 5 |
1702 | The genie misheard my wish for a bold tall dame. | 1.3030 | 0.05459 | 99 | 73 | 22 | 4 |
1703 | Yes, I'd like to cancel the sports package, please. | 1.3030 | 0.05824 | 99 | 75 | 18 | 6 |
1704 | You said you'd give anything to have baseball back, right? | 1.3030 | 0.05459 | 99 | 73 | 22 | 4 |
1705 | That's what I'm telling you, who's on first. | 1.3030 | 0.05266 | 99 | 72 | 24 | 3 |
1706 | I think it’s a home run. | 1.3030 | 0.05998 | 99 | 76 | 16 | 7 |
1707 | You might want to hang up and duck, Martha. | 1.3030 | 0.05266 | 99 | 72 | 24 | 3 |
1708 | Just imagine the ball is the Coronavirus Henry | 1.3030 | 0.05824 | 99 | 75 | 18 | 6 |
1709 | I'm scared, mom, they're going into extra innings and I'm third base. | 1.3030 | 0.05067 | 99 | 71 | 26 | 2 |
1710 | I can’t wait till one of them gets to third base! | 1.3030 | 0.05644 | 99 | 74 | 20 | 5 |
1711 | We don't do family outings anymore. It's all innings now. | 1.3030 | 0.05459 | 99 | 73 | 22 | 4 |
1712 | Can’t you do this over Zoom? | 1.3030 | 0.05459 | 99 | 73 | 22 | 4 |
1713 | ...And Apartment 518 is left field, you should get good seats on the patio there... | 1.3030 | 0.04859 | 99 | 70 | 28 | 1 |
1714 | When they asked me if I supported the return to play proposal, I didn't think it involved my house... | 1.3030 | 0.05998 | 99 | 76 | 16 | 7 |
1715 | Wait! Who's on first?? | 1.3030 | 0.05266 | 99 | 72 | 24 | 3 |
1716 | Hold it; I got to get my mask on . I think the kid is going to throw a spitter. | 1.3030 | 0.05459 | 99 | 73 | 22 | 4 |
1717 | Well it certainly wasn’t the diamond I was hoping for. | 1.3030 | 0.05644 | 99 | 74 | 20 | 5 |
1718 | Hello Amazon? I want to return baseball. I want women's soccer. Could you send it before June 1st? | 1.3030 | 0.05644 | 99 | 74 | 20 | 5 |
1719 | I'm here with the play-by-play in the 5th inning of game 5 in the '77 World Series; Dodgers vs our Yankees. Mr. October, Reggie Jackson is at the plate. One on, two out. LA's pitcher, Elias Sosa has the ball... | 1.3030 | 0.05459 | 99 | 73 | 22 | 4 |
1720 | Can you see me, I got a great seat on the third base line!! | 1.3030 | 0.05459 | 99 | 73 | 22 | 4 |
1721 | Now I've no choice but to root, root, root, for the home team. | 1.3030 | 0.04859 | 99 | 70 | 28 | 1 |
1722 | It started with fantasy sports. Then the virus hit. | 1.3030 | 0.05459 | 99 | 73 | 22 | 4 |
1723 | I did say they should make baseball more accessible | 1.3021 | 0.05155 | 96 | 69 | 25 | 2 |
1724 | This quarantine's changing my concept of a Home Run. | 1.3021 | 0.05758 | 96 | 72 | 19 | 5 |
1725 | The third amendment said nothing about baseball players | 1.3021 | 0.05364 | 96 | 70 | 23 | 3 |
1726 | My employer wants me to come back to the office but I’m playing hardball. | 1.3021 | 0.05565 | 96 | 71 | 21 | 4 |
1727 | It’s actually really great except for all the spitting. | 1.3021 | 0.05565 | 96 | 71 | 21 | 4 |
1728 | I don't think the bathroom was a smart place for third base. | 1.3021 | 0.05758 | 96 | 72 | 19 | 5 |
1729 | Same as you...I only leave the house to chase foul balls. | 1.3021 | 0.05364 | 96 | 70 | 23 | 3 |
1730 | Yes I'd like a flight to one of those cities offering that mandatory self-quarantine package | 1.3021 | 0.05364 | 96 | 70 | 23 | 3 |
1731 | Well, we've got home field advantage. | 1.3021 | 0.05364 | 96 | 70 | 23 | 3 |
1732 | I know it's crazy but the hot dogs are so good!! | 1.3021 | 0.05946 | 96 | 73 | 17 | 6 |
1733 | They are enacting "Baseball in the time of COVID". | 1.3021 | 0.05946 | 96 | 73 | 17 | 6 |
1734 | Don't worry about the new windows, I gave him the bunt sign. | 1.3021 | 0.05565 | 96 | 71 | 21 | 4 |
1735 | The boys finally found something to do. | 1.3021 | 0.05946 | 96 | 73 | 17 | 6 |
1736 | I should've never thrown out the Wii. | 1.3021 | 0.05565 | 96 | 71 | 21 | 4 |
1737 | I believe that he confused it with home-based work. | 1.3021 | 0.05758 | 96 | 72 | 19 | 5 |
1738 | They're practicing stealing signs while being quarantined. | 1.3021 | 0.05565 | 96 | 71 | 21 | 4 |
1739 | I'm not kidding! They're streaming baseball... right now. | 1.3021 | 0.05565 | 96 | 71 | 21 | 4 |
1740 | Tickets to home games are nonrefundable. | 1.3021 | 0.05565 | 96 | 71 | 21 | 4 |
1741 | I really would not mind them if they would just give up the chewing tobacco, it just does not match the color scheme. | 1.3021 | 0.05155 | 96 | 69 | 25 | 2 |
1742 | Ya, Gary believes this is the way to get to second base with me. | 1.3021 | 0.05364 | 96 | 70 | 23 | 3 |
1743 | Commissioner, does the "infield fly" rule say anything about chandeliers? | 1.3021 | 0.05364 | 96 | 70 | 23 | 3 |
1744 | I think we may be taking this 'Stay At Home' rule a bit too far? | 1.3021 | 0.05155 | 96 | 69 | 25 | 2 |
1745 | Bring in the lefty from the bedroom. | 1.3021 | 0.04938 | 96 | 68 | 27 | 1 |
1746 | Yeah, c'mon over, we're a little short in the field. | 1.3021 | 0.05565 | 96 | 71 | 21 | 4 |
1747 | I need to call you back. The bullpen is on the other line. | 1.3010 | 0.05314 | 103 | 76 | 23 | 4 |
1748 | Harry said it was either this or competitive ax throwing. | 1.3010 | 0.05490 | 103 | 77 | 21 | 5 |
1749 | Hi Gretchen it’s Barbra. Listen, do you have any hydroxychloroquine or bleach? No it’s not that! It’s Frank’s game night and I need something to take the edge off | 1.3000 | 0.05946 | 100 | 77 | 16 | 7 |
1750 | He sure as hell isn't getting to third base tonight. | 1.3000 | 0.05774 | 100 | 76 | 18 | 6 |
1751 | I’m, yeah, no, I got everything I ordered except the hotdog guy... | 1.3000 | 0.05222 | 100 | 73 | 24 | 3 |
1752 | ‘ A simple game of rock, paper, scissors would have sufficed.’ | 1.3000 | 0.05946 | 100 | 77 | 16 | 7 |
1753 | Can he call you back? He's behind in the count. | 1.3000 | 0.05596 | 100 | 75 | 20 | 5 |
1754 | My name is Amelia Bedelia. | 1.3000 | 0.05774 | 100 | 76 | 18 | 6 |
1755 | Yup, they're still stupid. | 1.3000 | 0.06113 | 100 | 78 | 14 | 8 |
1756 | Do you want the play-by-play or the color? | 1.3000 | 0.05774 | 100 | 76 | 18 | 6 |
1757 | It's exciting! For three hours, they've done nothing but stare at each other. | 1.3000 | 0.05774 | 100 | 76 | 18 | 6 |
1758 | No—the cat’s on deck, not on the deck. | 1.3000 | 0.05774 | 100 | 76 | 18 | 6 |
1759 | Take me out to the ballgame...please! | 1.3000 | 0.05412 | 100 | 74 | 22 | 4 |
1760 | No, it's a doubleheader, I have time to talk. | 1.3000 | 0.05946 | 100 | 77 | 16 | 7 |
1761 | I know I promised I would ask, but he's likely to balk if I ask him to do it right now. | 1.3000 | 0.05412 | 100 | 74 | 22 | 4 |
1762 | They came to visit my sick boy for charity, but then Cuomo said shelter-in-place starts right now, so they stayed! | 1.3000 | 0.05774 | 100 | 76 | 18 | 6 |
1763 | The stay at home order is really getting on my nerves! | 1.3000 | 0.05596 | 100 | 75 | 20 | 5 |
1764 | Well, they don’t actually run the bases, they mainly spit, grunt and scratch. | 1.3000 | 0.06113 | 100 | 78 | 14 | 8 |
1765 | Oh, not much, just waiting for the acid to wear off. How about you? | 1.3000 | 0.05774 | 100 | 76 | 18 | 6 |
1766 | Tell your center-fielder he's too deep. This guy can barely reach the breakfast nook. | 1.3000 | 0.06113 | 100 | 78 | 14 | 8 |
1767 | Remember that ridiculous email I sent the commissioner of baseball to host the games during the pandemic? | 1.3000 | 0.05774 | 100 | 76 | 18 | 6 |
1768 | I feel bad for the New Yorker judges that are about to read the same “Home Run” pun over and over again | 1.3000 | 0.05946 | 100 | 77 | 16 | 7 |
1769 | Flattening the curveball. | 1.2990 | 0.05317 | 97 | 71 | 23 | 3 |
1770 | The new Fantasy Baseball App proved to be a little too realistic for Lisa. | 1.2990 | 0.05707 | 97 | 73 | 19 | 5 |
1771 | I told him to pitch him inside but this is ridiculous. | 1.2990 | 0.05516 | 97 | 72 | 21 | 4 |
1772 | Yeah, they tried a zoom game, but there was a delay | 1.2990 | 0.05516 | 97 | 72 | 21 | 4 |
1773 | I’m just glad he’s not a NASCAR driver. | 1.2990 | 0.05707 | 97 | 73 | 19 | 5 |
1774 | When he said he needed a pitcher I thought he meant margaritas | 1.2990 | 0.05707 | 97 | 73 | 19 | 5 |
1775 | Out? Out? I thought the ump said we'd all be safe at home. | 1.2990 | 0.05317 | 97 | 71 | 23 | 3 |
1776 | I got promoted to General Manager. | 1.2990 | 0.05317 | 97 | 71 | 23 | 3 |
1777 | I would like to unsubscribe to ESPN ExtraHD, no apartment reason | 1.2990 | 0.05516 | 97 | 72 | 21 | 4 |
1778 | I'll call you back during the seventh-inning stretch. | 1.2990 | 0.05707 | 97 | 73 | 19 | 5 |
1779 | The Astros are paying to see our Nest Cam footage. | 1.2990 | 0.05516 | 97 | 72 | 21 | 4 |
1780 | Now is not a good time. The couches are loaded. | 1.2990 | 0.05707 | 97 | 73 | 19 | 5 |
1781 | They call it "Safe at Home" | 1.2990 | 0.05112 | 97 | 70 | 25 | 2 |
1782 | The playoffs will be at Sheila's. | 1.2990 | 0.05112 | 97 | 70 | 25 | 2 |
1783 | I wouldn't have yelled "take it home" if I knew they'd take it literally. | 1.2990 | 0.05892 | 97 | 74 | 17 | 6 |
1784 | Yeah, the date is going great. Think we might get to third base. | 1.2990 | 0.05516 | 97 | 72 | 21 | 4 |
1785 | Remember, no spitting in the house | 1.2990 | 0.05317 | 97 | 71 | 23 | 3 |
1786 | I thought you meant virtual baseball. | 1.2990 | 0.06246 | 97 | 76 | 13 | 8 |
1787 | Can't it wait until the seventh inning stretch? | 1.2990 | 0.05317 | 97 | 71 | 23 | 3 |
1788 | He's looking in for the sign . . . they're thinking curve ball. I'll call you back at the end of the inning. | 1.2990 | 0.05707 | 97 | 73 | 19 | 5 |
1789 | I bought a baseball game. | 1.2990 | 0.05516 | 97 | 72 | 21 | 4 |
1790 | They’re carrying bats and have facial hair. Hurry, they’re about to throw something at my son. Yes, he’s wearing a mask. | 1.2990 | 0.06072 | 97 | 75 | 15 | 7 |
1791 | And reporting to you live from behind third base. | 1.2990 | 0.05707 | 97 | 73 | 19 | 5 |
1792 | All I know is that they said they needed a space for Spring training. | 1.2990 | 0.05516 | 97 | 72 | 21 | 4 |
1793 | Don’t tell anybody but I think I have Aaron Judge in my living room. | 1.2990 | 0.05317 | 97 | 71 | 23 | 3 |
1794 | Oh nothing,whats happening at your place? | 1.2990 | 0.05892 | 97 | 74 | 17 | 6 |
1795 | Me and Jerry? He's still trying to get to first base. | 1.2990 | 0.05892 | 97 | 74 | 17 | 6 |
1796 | Just watching another episode of Sox and the City. | 1.2990 | 0.05317 | 97 | 71 | 23 | 3 |
1797 | At least he's not playing games with me anymore, is all I'm saying | 1.2990 | 0.05516 | 97 | 72 | 21 | 4 |
1798 | High definition. Bring the game to your living room. | 1.2990 | 0.05317 | 97 | 71 | 23 | 3 |
1799 | No, I did not steal any signals! | 1.2990 | 0.05516 | 97 | 72 | 21 | 4 |
1800 | You're right mom, these new tv's do bring the game right into the living room. | 1.2990 | 0.05892 | 97 | 74 | 17 | 6 |
1801 | At first, they wanted to play hockey. But I talked them out of it. | 1.2990 | 0.06072 | 97 | 75 | 15 | 7 |
1802 | I thought we were doing this baseball game over Zoom? | 1.2990 | 0.05317 | 97 | 71 | 23 | 3 |
1803 | This guy fucking walks. I've never been more certain of anything in my life. | 1.2990 | 0.05707 | 97 | 73 | 19 | 5 |
1804 | Oh, for God’s sake, watch your stupid game! | 1.2990 | 0.05516 | 97 | 72 | 21 | 4 |
1805 | Yes, maybe the men are suffering from sports withdrawal in lockdown . . . why do you ask? | 1.2990 | 0.05516 | 97 | 72 | 21 | 4 |
1806 | I hate to say it, but at the end of the day, it is what it is. | 1.2990 | 0.06072 | 97 | 75 | 15 | 7 |
1807 | the crowd estimate today is 1 | 1.2990 | 0.05516 | 97 | 72 | 21 | 4 |
1808 | I knoe it's the only game in town but some men will do anything to score. | 1.2990 | 0.05516 | 97 | 72 | 21 | 4 |
1809 | He'll call if he makes it home. | 1.2990 | 0.05707 | 97 | 73 | 19 | 5 |
1810 | This whole ‘crowding Home’ thing is getting old | 1.2990 | 0.05112 | 97 | 70 | 25 | 2 |
1811 | Just a minute, I'll see if he's at home. | 1.2990 | 0.05892 | 97 | 74 | 17 | 6 |
1812 | ... and I told him, "three strikes and you're outta here!" | 1.2990 | 0.05516 | 97 | 72 | 21 | 4 |
1813 | I've gotta go Mom: I'm up next. | 1.2990 | 0.05516 | 97 | 72 | 21 | 4 |
1814 | How do I know I'm hallucinating? Because the batter only has one boob. | 1.2990 | 0.05707 | 97 | 73 | 19 | 5 |
1815 | This isn't the kind of ball-room I hoped for when marrying you | 1.2976 | 0.05813 | 84 | 62 | 19 | 3 |
1816 | He and I have very different ideas of how to get to third base. | 1.2976 | 0.05813 | 84 | 62 | 19 | 3 |
1817 | He wanted to flatten the curve at home but now there’s no movement to his breaking ball | 1.2970 | 0.05548 | 101 | 76 | 20 | 5 |
1818 | He liked to pitch inside” | 1.2959 | 0.06017 | 98 | 76 | 15 | 7 |
1819 | you can’t play ball in the house, they said. you can’t play ball outside with your friends, they said. and so they played ball with their quaranteam in quarantine | 1.2959 | 0.05468 | 98 | 73 | 21 | 4 |
1820 | not a great time to not having a backyard | 1.2959 | 0.05468 | 98 | 73 | 21 | 4 |
1821 | I’m glad the neighbours let us house sit again | 1.2959 | 0.06017 | 98 | 76 | 15 | 7 |
1822 | Even in Quarantine, Shelly made sure to remove the garbage can when the Astros practiced. | 1.2959 | 0.05840 | 98 | 75 | 17 | 6 |
1823 | Yes, yes, no one’s gone out yet, so we’re staying safe | 1.2959 | 0.05840 | 98 | 75 | 17 | 6 |
1824 | How are the boys keeping busy at home? Playing with their bat and balls, what did you expect? | 1.2959 | 0.05468 | 98 | 73 | 21 | 4 |
1825 | Yeah, they’re even calling themselves the ‘Home Brewers’ | 1.2959 | 0.05068 | 98 | 71 | 25 | 2 |
1826 | I thought the offer was “3 red socks for 2” | 1.2959 | 0.05840 | 98 | 75 | 17 | 6 |
1827 | Gotta go, I’m on deck. | 1.2959 | 0.05657 | 98 | 74 | 19 | 5 |
1828 | The catcher called for a high fast one -- inside. | 1.2959 | 0.05657 | 98 | 74 | 19 | 5 |
1829 | I’ve got season tickets | 1.2959 | 0.05468 | 98 | 73 | 21 | 4 |
1830 | The combination of performance enhancing drugs and hydroxychloroquine is having unintended side effects. | 1.2959 | 0.05840 | 98 | 75 | 17 | 6 |
1831 | He's at home, but I'm not sure for how long. | 1.2959 | 0.05068 | 98 | 71 | 25 | 2 |
1832 | Seventh inning 6 -3, Covid vs Flu | 1.2959 | 0.05272 | 98 | 72 | 23 | 3 |
1833 | OK, he twitched his nose. It's gonna be a slider. | 1.2959 | 0.05840 | 98 | 75 | 17 | 6 |
1834 | All I can say is, God help us if we're still in quarantine by football season... | 1.2959 | 0.05657 | 98 | 74 | 19 | 5 |
1835 | Well mom, it's better than the NASCAR they tried yesterday. | 1.2959 | 0.05840 | 98 | 75 | 17 | 6 |
1836 | Hi, I called you yesterday about getting some baseboard installed in my Living Room. | 1.2959 | 0.06017 | 98 | 76 | 15 | 7 |
1837 | Dave might have misunderstood the safe-at-home order. | 1.2959 | 0.05840 | 98 | 75 | 17 | 6 |
1838 | It’s the bottom of the ninth and the windows are still intact. | 1.2959 | 0.06190 | 98 | 77 | 13 | 8 |
1839 | I'll talk to you later, Jules. It looks like I'm too close to call. | 1.2959 | 0.05272 | 98 | 72 | 23 | 3 |
1840 | I gotta go-- The vases are loaded! | 1.2959 | 0.05657 | 98 | 74 | 19 | 5 |
1841 | What do you mean, who's on first? | 1.2959 | 0.05840 | 98 | 75 | 17 | 6 |
1842 | Remember, the spitter's outlawed. | 1.2959 | 0.05657 | 98 | 74 | 19 | 5 |
1843 | I'll call you back later; the game is on at my place. | 1.2959 | 0.05468 | 98 | 73 | 21 | 4 |
1844 | No, no the other American pastime | 1.2959 | 0.05840 | 98 | 75 | 17 | 6 |
1845 | It's a home game, so I have a great seat. | 1.2959 | 0.06190 | 98 | 77 | 13 | 8 |
1846 | When you asked if I would "play ball" with you, I thought you had something else in mind. | 1.2959 | 0.05840 | 98 | 75 | 17 | 6 |
1847 | I don’t know about the Astros, but I’m close to taking my husband’s ring away. | 1.2959 | 0.06017 | 98 | 76 | 15 | 7 |
1848 | I'd like to return the pitcher I ordered, please. The photo was very misleading | 1.2959 | 0.05840 | 98 | 75 | 17 | 6 |
1849 | I told Henry, three strikes and he's outa here for good. | 1.2959 | 0.05272 | 98 | 72 | 23 | 3 |
1850 | Guys, "inside baseball" is a slang generic expression that I'm speculating you have never heard before. | 1.2959 | 0.05657 | 98 | 74 | 19 | 5 |
1851 | 30 years from now, will anyone get this year's abundance of quarantine humor? | 1.2959 | 0.05657 | 98 | 74 | 19 | 5 |
1852 | I win a steak if he hits the grandfather clock. | 1.2959 | 0.06017 | 98 | 76 | 15 | 7 |
1853 | All his pitches are just a bit inside. | 1.2959 | 0.04856 | 98 | 70 | 27 | 1 |
1854 | The open concept is great for baseball, but why is Carlos Beltran banging on our kitchen trash. | 1.2959 | 0.05657 | 98 | 74 | 19 | 5 |
1855 | Gotta go, Helen. I'm on deck. | 1.2959 | 0.05657 | 98 | 74 | 19 | 5 |
1856 | Hold on a sec -- I want to get a hot dog. | 1.2959 | 0.06357 | 98 | 78 | 11 | 9 |
1857 | Yes, this is the manager of the home team. | 1.2959 | 0.05468 | 98 | 73 | 21 | 4 |
1858 | Oh, same old, same old. How about you? | 1.2959 | 0.05272 | 98 | 72 | 23 | 3 |
1859 | Somebody isn’t getting to third base. | 1.2959 | 0.05657 | 98 | 74 | 19 | 5 |
1860 | As a matter of fact, I AM in left field. | 1.2959 | 0.05840 | 98 | 75 | 17 | 6 |
1861 | I need a break, Karen. The boys have another home game today. | 1.2959 | 0.05840 | 98 | 75 | 17 | 6 |
1862 | Bottom of the 9th. The cushions are loaded. | 1.2959 | 0.05840 | 98 | 75 | 17 | 6 |
1863 | The game is going fine, but the "wave" is a little underwhelming. | 1.2959 | 0.05840 | 98 | 75 | 17 | 6 |
1864 | Well, at least you don't have to quarantine with the Cincinnati Reds, Brenda. | 1.2959 | 0.05657 | 98 | 74 | 19 | 5 |
1865 | Our pitcher used to be just to pour water from | 1.2959 | 0.05840 | 98 | 75 | 17 | 6 |
1866 | Yeah the guys are surviving without watching sports, but I'm not sure the house will make it. | 1.2959 | 0.05840 | 98 | 75 | 17 | 6 |
1867 | Worse yet, Mom, they expected me to be the umpire. | 1.2959 | 0.05272 | 98 | 72 | 23 | 3 |
1868 | We're staying inside but Stan says he's tired of the board games. | 1.2959 | 0.05657 | 98 | 74 | 19 | 5 |
1869 | Get both lefties up in the garage. | 1.2959 | 0.05657 | 98 | 74 | 19 | 5 |
1870 | No, they didn't even bring peanuts or cracker jack. | 1.2959 | 0.05657 | 98 | 74 | 19 | 5 |
1871 | Can I call you later? I'm in the middle of a game | 1.2959 | 0.05657 | 98 | 74 | 19 | 5 |
1872 | I'll say this lockdown is frustrating. Here I am in scoring position, and no one has made it to first base. | 1.2959 | 0.06017 | 98 | 76 | 15 | 7 |
1873 | Opening Day, Major League Baseball, 2020 | 1.2959 | 0.05840 | 98 | 75 | 17 | 6 |
1874 | It's the bottom of the ninth inning, The home team has two outs, with a man at the dining room table, and man at the armoire. Kowalski needs a home run to make the winning score. | 1.2959 | 0.05068 | 98 | 71 | 25 | 2 |
1875 | OK so far, no hits, no spits. | 1.2959 | 0.06017 | 98 | 76 | 15 | 7 |
1876 | I wouldn't go to the stadium, so they came here. | 1.2959 | 0.05468 | 98 | 73 | 21 | 4 |
1877 | Won't be able to make it, I'm afraid. I'm in a pitch meeting. | 1.2959 | 0.05468 | 98 | 73 | 21 | 4 |
1878 | The guys started it because they really miss baseball, but the good news is that ESPN has offered to broadcast the games. | 1.2959 | 0.05840 | 98 | 75 | 17 | 6 |
1879 | Honey, did you upgrade our cable package again? | 1.2947 | 0.05772 | 95 | 72 | 18 | 5 |
1880 | I’ve seen enough balls flying around for a lifetime! | 1.2947 | 0.05574 | 95 | 71 | 20 | 4 |
1881 | Hi Barbara, I'm just calling to touch base. | 1.2947 | 0.04935 | 95 | 68 | 26 | 1 |
1882 | The neighbors are here, their first visit of the season. My husband felt comfortable enough... There's the pitch! Low and outside! 3 and 0 in the first inning and again, this is the first time he felt comfortable enough to invite em over, we've been talking outside and... | 1.2947 | 0.05370 | 95 | 70 | 22 | 3 |
1883 | Yeah the boys were so bored they started playing baseball in the house. On the bright side every hit is a home run. | 1.2947 | 0.05772 | 95 | 72 | 18 | 5 |
1884 | 2025: I guess they weren’t kidding about sports never being the same after Coronavirus. | 1.2947 | 0.05574 | 95 | 71 | 20 | 4 |
1885 | Vase-ball anyone? | 1.2947 | 0.05962 | 95 | 73 | 16 | 6 |
1886 | Can't stand these home runs anymore. | 1.2947 | 0.05962 | 95 | 73 | 16 | 6 |
1887 | It’s really not as fun as you’d think. | 1.2947 | 0.05772 | 95 | 72 | 18 | 5 |
1888 | Yeah it looks like they’re hoping for a home field advantage | 1.2947 | 0.05157 | 95 | 69 | 24 | 2 |
1889 | Is it a six or they're just playing 6 feet apart? | 1.2947 | 0.06147 | 95 | 74 | 14 | 7 |
1890 | This isn’t what I meant when I said ‘inside baseball.’ | 1.2947 | 0.05574 | 95 | 71 | 20 | 4 |
1891 | Well at least the beer is affordable. | 1.2947 | 0.05574 | 95 | 71 | 20 | 4 |
1892 | Dad was upset losing the baseball season, but totally lost it when he heard about the hot-dog shortage | 1.2947 | 0.06147 | 95 | 74 | 14 | 7 |
1893 | ESPN just offered 100K for a live feed. | 1.2947 | 0.05962 | 95 | 73 | 16 | 6 |
1894 | I hate it when we're the home team. | 1.2947 | 0.05574 | 95 | 71 | 20 | 4 |
1895 | They always play better at home | 1.2947 | 0.06147 | 95 | 74 | 14 | 7 |
1896 | It’s pretty boring. Even Elvis can’t leave the building. | 1.2947 | 0.06147 | 95 | 74 | 14 | 7 |
1897 | No Steinbrenner, I don't think this is going to work as a long term arrangement. | 1.2947 | 0.05370 | 95 | 70 | 22 | 3 |
1898 | Strike three, and you do the dishes, Adam. | 1.2947 | 0.05772 | 95 | 72 | 18 | 5 |
1899 | Delivery is way better than curbside. | 1.2947 | 0.05772 | 95 | 72 | 18 | 5 |
1900 | Putting an end to the does-it-come-from-bats debate. Poor Gus pulled the short straw. | 1.2947 | 0.06147 | 95 | 74 | 14 | 7 |
1901 | Let’s not play two. | 1.2947 | 0.05574 | 95 | 71 | 20 | 4 |
1902 | They keep saying that we have the home-field advantage, but I'm not so sure. | 1.2947 | 0.05772 | 95 | 72 | 18 | 5 |
1903 | I just called for a bunt but these are uncertain times. | 1.2947 | 0.06147 | 95 | 74 | 14 | 7 |
1904 | ...Apparently, it's some sort of fantasy baseball league. | 1.2947 | 0.06147 | 95 | 74 | 14 | 7 |
1905 | Must throw low and outside because of social distancing. | 1.2947 | 0.05574 | 95 | 71 | 20 | 4 |
1906 | I have to run. We're about to break a lamp. | 1.2947 | 0.05370 | 95 | 70 | 22 | 3 |
1907 | Get the bullpen ready. He's been throwing for 2 months and he's starting to tire out. | 1.2947 | 0.04935 | 95 | 68 | 26 | 1 |
1908 | Joey's using the wall mirror at 2nd base to steal signs... | 1.2947 | 0.05370 | 95 | 70 | 22 | 3 |
1909 | I'd like a chili dog, diet Coke, two table lamps, and a mirror, please. | 1.2947 | 0.05574 | 95 | 71 | 20 | 4 |
1910 | Apparently, we have home field advantage. | 1.2947 | 0.05574 | 95 | 71 | 20 | 4 |
1911 | I'm going to need some relief. | 1.2947 | 0.05370 | 95 | 70 | 22 | 3 |
1912 | Fred's fantasy league is hell on the windows... | 1.2947 | 0.05370 | 95 | 70 | 22 | 3 |
1913 | I think it’s the bottom of the 999th. What’s happening over at your house, Linda? | 1.2947 | 0.05772 | 95 | 72 | 18 | 5 |
1914 | Welcome to the work from home-run derby | 1.2947 | 0.05574 | 95 | 71 | 20 | 4 |
1915 | Finally got to third base with the guy I’m dating. | 1.2947 | 0.05370 | 95 | 70 | 22 | 3 |
1916 | It's the bottom of the ninth. The windows are losing. | 1.2947 | 0.05772 | 95 | 72 | 18 | 5 |
1917 | You gotta come by, it’s better than 4K. | 1.2947 | 0.05157 | 95 | 69 | 24 | 2 |
1918 | It's not the damage they're making that's bothering me, it's the plays. | 1.2947 | 0.05772 | 95 | 72 | 18 | 5 |
1919 | I got the home game package. | 1.2947 | 0.05157 | 95 | 69 | 24 | 2 |
1920 | Yes, an expansion. I'm thinking sixty feet, six inches. | 1.2947 | 0.05157 | 95 | 69 | 24 | 2 |
1921 | I love my chances of catching a foul ball. | 1.2947 | 0.05370 | 95 | 70 | 22 | 3 |
1922 | None of these guys are gonna get to third base. | 1.2947 | 0.05370 | 95 | 70 | 22 | 3 |
1923 | Belter in place | 1.2947 | 0.05574 | 95 | 71 | 20 | 4 |
1924 | No one is trying to sleep with me. I told you, they like baseball. | 1.2941 | 0.06223 | 85 | 65 | 15 | 5 |
1925 | Yep, I ordered bundt batter, not a bunt batter. | 1.2941 | 0.05993 | 85 | 64 | 17 | 4 |
1926 | He can’t hit an inside pitch | 1.2941 | 0.05755 | 85 | 63 | 19 | 3 |
1927 | No. Just me, and I got a great seat | 1.2941 | 0.05755 | 85 | 63 | 19 | 3 |
1928 | The home team is winning. | 1.2941 | 0.05993 | 85 | 64 | 17 | 4 |
1929 | There’ve been discussions on lowering mound height again, but this is getting ridiculous. | 1.2929 | 0.05227 | 99 | 73 | 23 | 3 |
1930 | ‘Honey, COVID’s not so bad when the bat comes to you.’ | 1.2929 | 0.05607 | 99 | 75 | 19 | 5 |
1931 | Good fastball, but slider is always in the rug. | 1.2929 | 0.04922 | 99 | 74 | 22 | 3 |
1932 | It’s them not wearing masks that really bugs me. | 1.2917 | 0.05719 | 96 | 73 | 18 | 5 |
1933 | No, you wouldn’t understand. It’s inside baseball. | 1.2917 | 0.05524 | 96 | 72 | 20 | 4 |
1934 | I've got the best seats in the house | 1.2917 | 0.04893 | 96 | 69 | 26 | 1 |
1935 | Where covid and baseball meet: safe at home. | 1.2917 | 0.05112 | 96 | 70 | 24 | 2 |
1936 | Waiter, there’s an infield fly in my soup | 1.2917 | 0.06091 | 96 | 75 | 14 | 7 |
1937 | Finally a call to the bullpen seeking some sort of relief | 1.2917 | 0.05524 | 96 | 72 | 20 | 4 |
1938 | Then he wanted the organist too and, well, enough is enough! | 1.2917 | 0.05719 | 96 | 73 | 18 | 5 |
1939 | I invited some of his friends over to help him get to first base | 1.2917 | 0.05908 | 96 | 74 | 16 | 6 |
1940 | This wasn’t what I was envisioning when you said we were going to see the home opener soon! | 1.2917 | 0.05112 | 96 | 70 | 24 | 2 |
1941 | Can I have him call you back? He's out on the veranda, announcing the game to the neighbors. | 1.2917 | 0.05524 | 96 | 72 | 20 | 4 |
1942 | Come on over we are having a ball! | 1.2917 | 0.05524 | 96 | 72 | 20 | 4 |
1943 | I need a delivery-4 beers- 2 dogs hold the mustard and a bag of nuts!s | 1.2917 | 0.05524 | 96 | 72 | 20 | 4 |
1944 | Uncle Jerry says send it to the short stop. | 1.2917 | 0.05719 | 96 | 73 | 18 | 5 |
1945 | Be careful not to hit the old bat. | 1.2917 | 0.05322 | 96 | 71 | 22 | 3 |
1946 | Only his name is Babe Ruth | 1.2917 | 0.05908 | 96 | 74 | 16 | 6 |
1947 | ....and I just witnessed an inside the room home run. | 1.2917 | 0.05719 | 96 | 73 | 18 | 5 |
1948 | Us? Oh, ya know -- same old, same old. | 1.2917 | 0.05322 | 96 | 71 | 22 | 3 |
1949 | Use your indoor voices, please. | 1.2917 | 0.05322 | 96 | 71 | 22 | 3 |
1950 | Two fingers down. It's a fastball | 1.2917 | 0.05524 | 96 | 72 | 20 | 4 |
1951 | It's the bottom of the 237th. Who knows when it'll end. | 1.2917 | 0.05719 | 96 | 73 | 18 | 5 |
1952 | I swear if he breaks another lamp, I’m benching him. | 1.2917 | 0.05908 | 96 | 74 | 16 | 6 |
1953 | Jimmy, this cat is meowing every time I signal for a fastball. | 1.2917 | 0.06091 | 96 | 75 | 14 | 7 |
1954 | No Ma. What's up and Who's on first. We are ahead. | 1.2917 | 0.05908 | 96 | 74 | 16 | 6 |
1955 | Wanna come over and watch the baseball game? | 1.2917 | 0.05524 | 96 | 72 | 20 | 4 |
1956 | Guys, I hate to say this, but the quarantine and the lock-down ended yesterday. | 1.2917 | 0.05908 | 96 | 74 | 16 | 6 |
1957 | We ran out of puzzles. | 1.2917 | 0.05908 | 96 | 74 | 16 | 6 |
1958 | They decided to schedule a home game. | 1.2917 | 0.05524 | 96 | 72 | 20 | 4 |
1959 | hm!? basically... they’ve gone batty. | 1.2917 | 0.06091 | 96 | 75 | 14 | 7 |
1960 | It's a new symptom... | 1.2917 | 0.05719 | 96 | 73 | 18 | 5 |
1961 | It’s true what they say about baseball...it IS a game of inches. | 1.2917 | 0.05719 | 96 | 73 | 18 | 5 |
1962 | Next week you can host | 1.2917 | 0.05112 | 96 | 70 | 24 | 2 |
1963 | Best seat I've ever had at a baseball game. | 1.2917 | 0.05719 | 96 | 73 | 18 | 5 |
1964 | Summer Sports 2020 | 1.2917 | 0.05719 | 96 | 73 | 18 | 5 |
1965 | Yeah, indoor training is great actually. Oliver makes sure they master proper posture before they can move on to other skills. | 1.2917 | 0.05908 | 96 | 74 | 16 | 6 |
1966 | Well, I've been furloughed, but thankfully Kevin and his team are able to Work From Home. | 1.2917 | 0.05719 | 96 | 73 | 18 | 5 |
1967 | It's the top of the 7th, 2 on base, and Bucky ####ing Dent is up to bat. | 1.2917 | 0.05908 | 96 | 74 | 16 | 6 |
1968 | Well he is keeping six feet away from the pitcher, so I feel bad complaining. | 1.2917 | 0.05322 | 96 | 71 | 22 | 3 |
1969 | He can hit a triple,but still only get to first base. | 1.2917 | 0.05322 | 96 | 71 | 22 | 3 |
1970 | Tomorrow we play next door. Then we go across the street | 1.2917 | 0.05908 | 96 | 74 | 16 | 6 |
1971 | Sure, come on over--we can watch a game together. | 1.2917 | 0.05322 | 96 | 71 | 22 | 3 |
1972 | This is so cool. The MLB said each member of the fan base can have one inning in their home. | 1.2917 | 0.05524 | 96 | 72 | 20 | 4 |
1973 | I'd invite you over but only one of them is wearing a mask. | 1.2917 | 0.05112 | 96 | 70 | 24 | 2 |
1974 | Can I call you back. It’s tied at the bottom of the ninth. | 1.2917 | 0.05524 | 96 | 72 | 20 | 4 |
1975 | Today, we’re playing living room baseball and I’m “the crowd goes wild”. | 1.2917 | 0.05908 | 96 | 74 | 16 | 6 |
1976 | I'm third base. | 1.2917 | 0.05719 | 96 | 73 | 18 | 5 |
1977 | Cat’s stealing the signals. | 1.2917 | 0.05719 | 96 | 73 | 18 | 5 |
1978 | Bill, Stretch and Banana Boy are over here re-living their glory days ! | 1.2917 | 0.05719 | 96 | 73 | 18 | 5 |
1979 | how come i can never just get the home invaders who murder my entire family and leave our bodies as a ghoulish message holding a mirror up to society? | 1.2917 | 0.05908 | 96 | 74 | 16 | 6 |
1980 | I gotta hang up. Tabby's trying to steal home. | 1.2917 | 0.05524 | 96 | 72 | 20 | 4 |
1981 | He's a player allright, but he won't get to first base with me! | 1.2917 | 0.05719 | 96 | 73 | 18 | 5 |
1982 | No you guys; innings and outings are not opposites. | 1.2917 | 0.05908 | 96 | 74 | 16 | 6 |
1983 | I built it and they came. Now what? | 1.2917 | 0.05524 | 96 | 72 | 20 | 4 |
1984 | My Date? He got to third base!! | 1.2917 | 0.05908 | 96 | 74 | 16 | 6 |
1985 | I fail to see ANY Home-field advantage | 1.2917 | 0.05719 | 96 | 73 | 18 | 5 |
1986 | They told us to “Go big or go home”... so we did. | 1.2917 | 0.05112 | 96 | 70 | 24 | 2 |
1987 | Hold on a sec; it’s the final pitch and I’m playing shortstop! | 1.2917 | 0.05719 | 96 | 73 | 18 | 5 |
1988 | Your Virtual Reality toy is freaking out the cat. How do I switch it to ballet? | 1.2917 | 0.05719 | 96 | 73 | 18 | 5 |
1989 | No, doctor, it's not exactly cabin fever. | 1.2917 | 0.05719 | 96 | 73 | 18 | 5 |
1990 | Can you keep it down and to the outside, please? | 1.2917 | 0.05719 | 96 | 73 | 18 | 5 |
1991 | The commissioner's reopening the league for home games. | 1.2917 | 0.05908 | 96 | 74 | 16 | 6 |
1992 | Who's on first? I'm not sure. | 1.2917 | 0.05322 | 96 | 71 | 22 | 3 |
1993 | Can you believe it, Rhonda? I got the best seat in the house! | 1.2917 | 0.05719 | 96 | 73 | 18 | 5 |
1994 | When they said they wanted to "play through", I thought they meant golf. | 1.2917 | 0.05719 | 96 | 73 | 18 | 5 |
1995 | It definitely can't be a home game for BOTH teams, right? | 1.2917 | 0.05322 | 96 | 71 | 22 | 3 |
1996 | I'll call you back. The game is really close. | 1.2917 | 0.05719 | 96 | 73 | 18 | 5 |
1997 | Strike 3, you can't go out | 1.2917 | 0.05322 | 96 | 71 | 22 | 3 |
1998 | Yes, four hotdogs and four beers. | 1.2917 | 0.05524 | 96 | 72 | 20 | 4 |
1999 | Yes, I'm still bored as hell. | 1.2917 | 0.05322 | 96 | 71 | 22 | 3 |
2000 | What can I tell you-I missed sports TV! | 1.2917 | 0.05524 | 96 | 72 | 20 | 4 |
2001 | Karen didn't know what she was getting herself into when she downloaded the MLB At Home app | 1.2917 | 0.05322 | 96 | 71 | 22 | 3 |
2002 | He was safe at home | 1.2917 | 0.05322 | 96 | 71 | 22 | 3 |
2003 | The Astros manager wants to know what two fingers means? | 1.2917 | 0.05719 | 96 | 73 | 18 | 5 |
2004 | Oh well. We’ll get ‘em next pandemic. | 1.2917 | 0.05719 | 96 | 73 | 18 | 5 |
2005 | Can't talk right now. I'm coaching third base, and there's a runner on second. | 1.2917 | 0.05524 | 96 | 72 | 20 | 4 |
2006 | I’’m hoping he makes it to third base with me on the couch. | 1.2917 | 0.04893 | 96 | 69 | 26 | 1 |
2007 | We put the fun in dysfunctional family room.” | 1.2917 | 0.05908 | 96 | 74 | 16 | 6 |
2008 | I have my own Safe at Home plan." | 1.2917 | 0.05719 | 96 | 73 | 18 | 5 |
2009 | It felt much better being this close when there was a net in front of me! | 1.2917 | 0.05524 | 96 | 72 | 20 | 4 |
2010 | Yes doctor, I am sleeping better, but there are some side effects. | 1.2917 | 0.05322 | 96 | 71 | 22 | 3 |
2011 | Without baseball , the lockdown is driving us all batty. | 1.2917 | 0.05524 | 96 | 72 | 20 | 4 |
2012 | The apartment is great, and it's right near the ballpark. | 1.2917 | 0.05322 | 96 | 71 | 22 | 3 |
2013 | Warm up the closer. | 1.2917 | 0.05719 | 96 | 73 | 18 | 5 |
2014 | Oh, nothing much, just watching the ballgame | 1.2917 | 0.05524 | 96 | 72 | 20 | 4 |
2015 | ...and you're saying people everywhere are being struck down and it's all because of a bat? I mean...really Mabel...just listen to yourself..." | 1.2917 | 0.05524 | 96 | 72 | 20 | 4 |
2016 | Commissioner says they're coming to your house next. | 1.2917 | 0.05719 | 96 | 73 | 18 | 5 |
2017 | There is a difference between "a bat in a bowl" and "a bat and a ball" | 1.2903 | 0.05838 | 93 | 71 | 17 | 5 |
2018 | Where’s Amelia Bedelia to steal home plate when you need her... | 1.2903 | 0.05634 | 93 | 70 | 19 | 4 |
2019 | Every run's a home run now | 1.2903 | 0.06035 | 93 | 72 | 15 | 6 |
2020 | You sure the bat caused this lockdown? | 1.2903 | 0.06035 | 93 | 72 | 15 | 6 |
2021 | It's the bottom of the 73rd inning and they are still stuck at home. | 1.2903 | 0.05634 | 93 | 70 | 19 | 4 |
2022 | I'm glad baseball's back, but these home games can be a pain. | 1.2903 | 0.05634 | 93 | 70 | 19 | 4 |
2023 | Hold on a sec. I need to pinch hit a lefty. | 1.2903 | 0.05634 | 93 | 70 | 19 | 4 |
2024 | OK, cue in the "ZOOM" - it's finally the bottom of the ninth! | 1.2903 | 0.04973 | 93 | 67 | 25 | 1 |
2025 | Any run is really a Home run | 1.2903 | 0.05838 | 93 | 71 | 17 | 5 |
2026 | Even the cat is bored. | 1.2903 | 0.06226 | 93 | 73 | 13 | 7 |
2027 | I am playing--I'm their third-base coach. | 1.2903 | 0.05838 | 93 | 71 | 17 | 5 |
2028 | Suzie, you called at a great time. Championship game for Mudville. Bottom of the ninth. Tie score. Two outs. Casey at bat. Three-and-two, the big one's due .... | 1.2903 | 0.06226 | 93 | 73 | 13 | 7 |
2029 | I’d like to order some peanuts and crackerjacks. | 1.2903 | 0.05634 | 93 | 70 | 19 | 4 |
2030 | I'm so glad things are getting back to normal | 1.2903 | 0.05423 | 93 | 69 | 21 | 3 |
2031 | Don't worry, the boys are all safe at home. | 1.2903 | 0.06035 | 93 | 72 | 15 | 6 |
2032 | Mom, I know your crystal collection is in danger, but I can't stop him now - it's a full count! | 1.2903 | 0.05838 | 93 | 71 | 17 | 5 |
2033 | Can't talk now! Top of the 9th! Two out! | 1.2903 | 0.05634 | 93 | 70 | 19 | 4 |
2034 | Inside baseball is not so dull after all. | 1.2903 | 0.05634 | 93 | 70 | 19 | 4 |
2035 | No, I ordered red socks! | 1.2903 | 0.06226 | 93 | 73 | 13 | 7 |
2036 | I'm just saying, it's no field of dreams for me. | 1.2903 | 0.05634 | 93 | 70 | 19 | 4 |
2037 | You sent the wrong item, I just wanted a pair of red socks for my feet... No returns?! | 1.2903 | 0.05634 | 93 | 70 | 19 | 4 |
2038 | Sounds good, we’ll touch base soon. | 1.2903 | 0.06035 | 93 | 72 | 15 | 6 |
2039 | Oh it's been an adjustment having them all home all day.. | 1.2903 | 0.05634 | 93 | 70 | 19 | 4 |
2040 | Yeah, the bases aren’t the only things that are loaded | 1.2903 | 0.05634 | 93 | 70 | 19 | 4 |
2041 | I'll call you back in the seventh. | 1.2903 | 0.05423 | 93 | 69 | 21 | 3 |
2042 | The season ticket prices are really cheap. | 1.2903 | 0.05634 | 93 | 70 | 19 | 4 |
2043 | Yeah, the home team is playing the at-home team. Not sure who to root for. | 1.2889 | 0.05751 | 90 | 68 | 18 | 4 |
2044 | Boys, you’ll have to wait a minute. The shortstop’s daughter just lost a tooth and we lost video connection with the left fielder. | 1.2887 | 0.05668 | 97 | 74 | 18 | 5 |
2045 | Covid schmovid, shouldn't they be sixty feet apart? | 1.2887 | 0.05276 | 97 | 72 | 22 | 3 |
2046 | Home base looks a lot different than it used to | 1.2881 | 0.06860 | 59 | 44 | 13 | 2 |
2047 | only in new york, baby | 1.2872 | 0.05374 | 94 | 70 | 21 | 3 |
2048 | Let’s zoom tomorrow, it’s a doubleheader. | 1.2872 | 0.05583 | 94 | 71 | 19 | 4 |
2049 | I can’t talk right now, he is about to hit a homerun | 1.2872 | 0.05978 | 94 | 73 | 15 | 6 |
2050 | Even so, it still gets boring without any offense | 1.2872 | 0.05583 | 94 | 71 | 19 | 4 |
2051 | Corona Up | 1.2872 | 0.05784 | 94 | 72 | 17 | 5 |
2052 | Not looking forward to hockey season. | 1.2872 | 0.05583 | 94 | 71 | 19 | 4 |
2053 | Yes, please. A hot dog with kraut and mustard. And a Diet Coke. | 1.2872 | 0.05157 | 94 | 69 | 23 | 2 |
2054 | Yeah Trish, they’re having a real slugfest over here... | 1.2872 | 0.05583 | 94 | 71 | 19 | 4 |
2055 | Could you send up a pitcher....anything but corona | 1.2872 | 0.05583 | 94 | 71 | 19 | 4 |
2056 | Why are you so shocked. You know we do this everyday! | 1.2872 | 0.05374 | 94 | 70 | 21 | 3 |
2057 | I'm here to enforce the No Spitting rule. | 1.2872 | 0.05784 | 94 | 72 | 17 | 5 |
2058 | Gotta go, I'm up next. | 1.2872 | 0.05374 | 94 | 70 | 21 | 3 |
2059 | Fortunately Henry is throwing a No-hitter! | 1.2872 | 0.05784 | 94 | 72 | 17 | 5 |
2060 | Remember Roy, first base is in the kitchen! | 1.2872 | 0.05978 | 94 | 73 | 15 | 6 |
2061 | Best seat in the house; game seven; bottom of the ninth; two outs; bases loaded; count 3 and two and here comes the pitch... | 1.2872 | 0.05157 | 94 | 69 | 23 | 2 |
2062 | Take the ball game out to me. | 1.2872 | 0.05978 | 94 | 73 | 15 | 6 |
2063 | Um, who's going to field the ball? | 1.2872 | 0.05157 | 94 | 69 | 23 | 2 |
2064 | Why yes. Season tickets are available along the third base line. | 1.2872 | 0.05784 | 94 | 72 | 17 | 5 |
2065 | Well sure I miss baseball, but it's not like I'm having hallucinations...oh come on,THAT WAS A STRIKE!...sorry, what were you saying? | 1.2872 | 0.05157 | 94 | 69 | 23 | 2 |
2066 | The good news is that I nailed the National Anthem. | 1.2872 | 0.06167 | 94 | 74 | 13 | 7 |
2067 | Yes of course I'm high and inside. Why do you ask? | 1.2872 | 0.06167 | 94 | 74 | 13 | 7 |
2068 | Yes, we're having sliders for dinner. | 1.2872 | 0.05784 | 94 | 72 | 17 | 5 |
2069 | Hello Pottery Barn. Do you have curbside pickup? | 1.2872 | 0.05978 | 94 | 73 | 15 | 6 |
2070 | Yes, what kind of bats do you exterminate? | 1.2872 | 0.05978 | 94 | 73 | 15 | 6 |
2071 | No, we haven't reached first base yet. | 1.2872 | 0.05374 | 94 | 70 | 21 | 3 |
2072 | You won’t BELIEVE what the Mets did this time. | 1.2872 | 0.05784 | 94 | 72 | 17 | 5 |
2073 | Keep it low and inside Larry he’ll never hit that and save our windows one more time | 1.2872 | 0.04930 | 94 | 68 | 25 | 1 |
2074 | I think they misunderstood me when I said I wanted my new place to feel like "home base." | 1.2872 | 0.05978 | 94 | 73 | 15 | 6 |
2075 | You might say 'We're having a ball!' | 1.2872 | 0.05583 | 94 | 71 | 19 | 4 |
2076 | What do you mean, who's on third? | 1.2872 | 0.05784 | 94 | 72 | 17 | 5 |
2077 | Well, duck this time then. | 1.2872 | 0.05978 | 94 | 73 | 15 | 6 |
2078 | Oh, Dad and the kids are fine. They're just playing some shelter-in-place baseball. | 1.2872 | 0.05784 | 94 | 72 | 17 | 5 |
2079 | How's your French going? I am trying to pick up baseball and it's really slow | 1.2872 | 0.05784 | 94 | 72 | 17 | 5 |
2080 | Being third base isn't so bad. The poor cat is home plate. | 1.2872 | 0.05784 | 94 | 72 | 17 | 5 |
2081 | Is it opening day there too? I’ve been trying not to catch anything. | 1.2857 | 0.06110 | 91 | 71 | 14 | 6 |
2082 | Yes, Chester Meowington is an excellent umpire. | 1.2857 | 0.06110 | 91 | 71 | 14 | 6 |
2083 | Then I said it’s only a homer if it’s more than 6 feet. | 1.2857 | 0.05906 | 91 | 70 | 16 | 5 |
2084 | When you said you had a pitch meeting, this wasn't what I had in mind | 1.2857 | 0.05696 | 91 | 69 | 18 | 4 |
2085 | No more away games...The rest of our games are at home. | 1.2857 | 0.05477 | 91 | 68 | 20 | 3 |
2086 | The new nosebleed seats | 1.2857 | 0.05906 | 91 | 70 | 16 | 5 |
2087 | Mom always said not to play ball in the house! | 1.2857 | 0.06306 | 91 | 72 | 12 | 7 |
2088 | ESPN? Yes, I’d like to submit a livestream | 1.2857 | 0.05906 | 91 | 70 | 16 | 5 |
2089 | I thought we agreed on not letting the kids hit and steal? | 1.2857 | 0.05250 | 91 | 67 | 22 | 2 |
2090 | The pitcher is always the coach’s son. | 1.2857 | 0.05696 | 91 | 69 | 18 | 4 |
2091 | He needs to develop a third pitch fast or we won’t have any windows left. | 1.2857 | 0.05906 | 91 | 70 | 16 | 5 |
2092 | He’s OUT!” “Um.. ok... can you have him call me when he gets home? | 1.2857 | 0.05906 | 91 | 70 | 16 | 5 |
2093 | I just hit a triple... they have me calling balls and strikes and the hot dogs are simmering. | 1.2857 | 0.05477 | 91 | 68 | 20 | 3 |
2094 | Things are pretty good here, Fran. We're in the 7th inning and not one window broken. | 1.2857 | 0.05477 | 91 | 68 | 20 | 3 |
2095 | He's at bat now, but he'll never get to first base with me! | 1.2857 | 0.05906 | 91 | 70 | 16 | 5 |
2096 | Unless he bunts,I have time to talk. | 1.2857 | 0.06306 | 91 | 72 | 12 | 7 |
2097 | Can't talk. It's the top of the first. | 1.2857 | 0.05906 | 91 | 70 | 16 | 5 |
2098 | I'll have to get back to you. The game's on. | 1.2857 | 0.05696 | 91 | 69 | 18 | 4 |
2099 | Hi Mom, exciting news--I just hit a home run! | 1.2857 | 0.06110 | 91 | 71 | 14 | 6 |
2100 | Off her medicine, Valeri believes hand waving will make her visions go away. | 1.2857 | 0.05696 | 91 | 69 | 18 | 4 |
2101 | Yes, its a home game | 1.2857 | 0.05477 | 91 | 68 | 20 | 3 |
2102 | Listen, Hon, I have to go. I'm third base. | 1.2857 | 0.05477 | 91 | 68 | 20 | 3 |
2103 | Honey, I got a seat right by home plate! | 1.2857 | 0.05761 | 84 | 63 | 18 | 3 |
2104 | I only watch the home games. | 1.2857 | 0.05696 | 91 | 69 | 18 | 4 |
2105 | Yada, yada, yada | 1.2857 | 0.05696 | 91 | 69 | 18 | 4 |
2106 | Yes, you could say they're 'safe at home.' | 1.2857 | 0.05012 | 91 | 66 | 24 | 1 |
2107 | Throw it inside. | 1.2857 | 0.05477 | 91 | 68 | 20 | 3 |
2108 | When you said getting to first base, this isn’t what I had in mind | 1.2857 | 0.05696 | 91 | 69 | 18 | 4 |
2109 | No, there aren’t any bases. EVERYTHING is home. | 1.2857 | 0.05906 | 91 | 70 | 16 | 5 |
2110 | - boy the 5G TV looks very realistic -can I call you right back, the cat needs to use the pitcher's mound again -that's one way to spend my pandemic PPP loan -hold on I think the brownies are kicking in | 1.2857 | 0.05696 | 91 | 69 | 18 | 4 |
2111 | Watching COVID Baseball, you? | 1.2857 | 0.05906 | 91 | 70 | 16 | 5 |
2112 | It's a home game, not a house game. OUT! | 1.2857 | 0.05696 | 91 | 69 | 18 | 4 |
2113 | Are you sure? I have great seats. | 1.2857 | 0.05696 | 91 | 69 | 18 | 4 |
2114 | Virus or no virus, Dad and my brothers refuse to miss the season. | 1.2857 | 0.05696 | 91 | 69 | 18 | 4 |
2115 | The playing is fine. It's the spitting that's the problem. | 1.2857 | 0.06110 | 91 | 71 | 14 | 6 |
2116 | I never thought I would get to a ballroom, but thanks to the pandemic here I am! | 1.2857 | 0.05696 | 91 | 69 | 18 | 4 |
2117 | We have great seats but I much prefer the away games. | 1.2857 | 0.05477 | 91 | 68 | 20 | 3 |
2118 | Finally, something decent to bet on. | 1.2857 | 0.05477 | 91 | 68 | 20 | 3 |
2119 | I need to stop answering swingers ads in Sports Illustrated.” | 1.2857 | 0.05477 | 91 | 68 | 20 | 3 |
2120 | Balk! You're closer than 6 feet | 1.2857 | 0.05906 | 91 | 70 | 16 | 5 |
2121 | That’s right Emily, tonight’s home game is not being televised. | 1.2857 | 0.05696 | 91 | 69 | 18 | 4 |
2122 | I'm watching the shutter in home league game | 1.2857 | 0.05477 | 91 | 68 | 20 | 3 |
2123 | They lived in the basement for two weeks beforehand, so, yea I feel pretty good about it! | 1.2857 | 0.05477 | 91 | 68 | 20 | 3 |
2124 | No, Mildred, they're no longer bowling in the living room. | 1.2857 | 0.05906 | 91 | 70 | 16 | 5 |
2125 | Peter at-bat. He has a long way to go if he wants to catch up to John’s two broken windows, one injured cat and a shattered fishbowl after a spectacular Baltimore Chop | 1.2857 | 0.05477 | 91 | 68 | 20 | 3 |
2126 | I’ll get back to you, I’m on another call | 1.2857 | 0.05696 | 91 | 69 | 18 | 4 |
2127 | My husband is out in left field. | 1.2857 | 0.05696 | 91 | 69 | 18 | 4 |
2128 | Yeah it's great being so close to the action, but the cleats are hard on the carpet." | 1.2857 | 0.05906 | 91 | 70 | 16 | 5 |
2129 | Can I call you back? It's bottom of the ninth. | 1.2857 | 0.06110 | 91 | 71 | 14 | 6 |
2130 | batter, batter, batter, batter. . . ! | 1.2857 | 0.06110 | 91 | 71 | 14 | 6 |
2131 | Trust me, none of these guys is making it to third base. | 1.2857 | 0.05761 | 84 | 63 | 18 | 3 |
2132 | 'There's a relief in the bathroom, a ground out in the back yard, and a man caught stealing my jewelry in the bedroom.' | 1.2857 | 0.05696 | 91 | 69 | 18 | 4 |
2133 | I'll have to call you back. The catcher just flashed the bunt sign. | 1.2857 | 0.05696 | 91 | 69 | 18 | 4 |
2134 | He's been working from home and staying on the ball. | 1.2857 | 0.05477 | 91 | 68 | 20 | 3 |
2135 | Can't talk now, Mom, I'm a loaded base. | 1.2842 | 0.05731 | 95 | 73 | 17 | 5 |
2136 | Can the lefty warming in the den throw it in his kitchen? | 1.2842 | 0.05532 | 95 | 72 | 19 | 4 |
2137 | Can you believe it? Only of them is wearing a mask. | 1.2841 | 0.05587 | 88 | 66 | 19 | 3 |
2138 | Oh no I can talk. They’re not very good at the game. | 1.2826 | 0.05642 | 92 | 70 | 18 | 4 |
2139 | The picture on this TV is just incredible. It’s like they’re playing right in my living room! | 1.2826 | 0.05642 | 92 | 70 | 18 | 4 |
2140 | This is not what I expected when you said Fantasy Baseball | 1.2826 | 0.06051 | 92 | 72 | 14 | 6 |
2141 | I'll save you a seat in the front row next to the home dugout. | 1.2826 | 0.05426 | 92 | 69 | 20 | 3 |
2142 | It’s gonna be long season | 1.2826 | 0.05202 | 92 | 68 | 22 | 2 |
2143 | I think I might be having a stroke... | 1.2826 | 0.06245 | 92 | 73 | 12 | 7 |
2144 | Not what I meant by third base | 1.2826 | 0.06051 | 92 | 72 | 14 | 6 |
2145 | They’re driving me batty. | 1.2826 | 0.05202 | 92 | 68 | 22 | 2 |
2146 | Yeah, I am just waiting for the 7th-inning stretch to preheat the oven | 1.2826 | 0.05202 | 92 | 68 | 22 | 2 |
2147 | I would rather have people play baseball in my living room than be alone a minute longer! | 1.2826 | 0.05642 | 92 | 70 | 18 | 4 |
2148 | Ballroom, ballpark, same difference! | 1.2826 | 0.06051 | 92 | 72 | 14 | 6 |
2149 | I'm wearing this because I don't want to catch anything. | 1.2826 | 0.05426 | 92 | 69 | 20 | 3 |
2150 | Folks, we're in the bottom of the 9th inning of the Social Distancing finals. The score is 12,876 to 12,877! Could it be more exciting than this!!!!!" | 1.2826 | 0.05642 | 92 | 70 | 18 | 4 |
2151 | He’s been playing hardball ever since I filed for divorce. | 1.2826 | 0.05426 | 92 | 69 | 20 | 3 |
2152 | No windows were harmed in the making of this cartoon. | 1.2826 | 0.05850 | 92 | 71 | 16 | 5 |
2153 | P.E. is not on today's schedule. Please work on your math questions. | 1.2826 | 0.05202 | 92 | 68 | 22 | 2 |
2154 | I can’t wait until the next away game. | 1.2826 | 0.04967 | 92 | 67 | 24 | 1 |
2155 | I'll worry about windows when his batting average is above 200. | 1.2826 | 0.05426 | 92 | 69 | 20 | 3 |
2156 | It's a very close game. | 1.2826 | 0.05426 | 92 | 69 | 20 | 3 |
2157 | I'm watching the Narrow World of Sports. | 1.2826 | 0.05426 | 92 | 69 | 20 | 3 |
2158 | You really know how to get to first base with a girl, don't you? | 1.2826 | 0.06051 | 92 | 72 | 14 | 6 |
2159 | Get in here Bob! Your Zoom call 3-D baseball season just started, and its just like being here! | 1.2826 | 0.05850 | 92 | 71 | 16 | 5 |
2160 | Yes we're fine. Since Dan is stuck at home so much he started working on our remodeling project. | 1.2826 | 0.05850 | 92 | 71 | 16 | 5 |
2161 | I have a front row seat if you are interested. | 1.2826 | 0.05426 | 92 | 69 | 20 | 3 |
2162 | I built it and they came. Now how do I get them to leave? | 1.2826 | 0.05850 | 92 | 71 | 16 | 5 |
2163 | Oh, just watching the game! | 1.2826 | 0.05202 | 92 | 68 | 22 | 2 |
2164 | Uh...how about bunting it? | 1.2826 | 0.06051 | 92 | 72 | 14 | 6 |
2165 | Modern Family is a rerun, so I'm watching baseball. | 1.2826 | 0.05850 | 92 | 71 | 16 | 5 |
2166 | I am the designated cleaner | 1.2826 | 0.05850 | 92 | 71 | 16 | 5 |
2167 | I get his missing sports, but it will be a real mess if he doesn't strike out. | 1.2826 | 0.05642 | 92 | 70 | 18 | 4 |
2168 | They already demolished the vases you hated, Mom. Anything else you want me to put near second base? | 1.2826 | 0.05426 | 92 | 69 | 20 | 3 |
2169 | Careful Jimmy, he’s crowding home! | 1.2826 | 0.05202 | 92 | 68 | 22 | 2 |
2170 | Yeah, it's crazy. Really strange. I just finished singing "Take Me In To The Ball Game". | 1.2826 | 0.05202 | 92 | 68 | 22 | 2 |
2171 | All right, I've got you down for $100 on the Living Room Lions. | 1.2826 | 0.05426 | 92 | 69 | 20 | 3 |
2172 | Not quite social distancing, but one of them is wearing a mask." | 1.2826 | 0.05426 | 92 | 69 | 20 | 3 |
2173 | My order was supposed to include face masks. | 1.2826 | 0.05642 | 92 | 70 | 18 | 4 |
2174 | My suggestion was checkers. | 1.2826 | 0.05202 | 92 | 68 | 22 | 2 |
2175 | it's weird, even the innings seem longer these days | 1.2826 | 0.05850 | 92 | 71 | 16 | 5 |
2176 | I can’t talk now, Mom. I’m multi-tasking for our at-home series — I’m the ump, the announcer, the ball girl, and I have the bucket of Gatorade ready to pour over the winning team. | 1.2826 | 0.06051 | 92 | 72 | 14 | 6 |
2177 | They're going to play 60 million games, one spectator at a time. | 1.2826 | 0.06051 | 92 | 72 | 14 | 6 |
2178 | Can you stay that way for nine innings | 1.2826 | 0.05850 | 92 | 71 | 16 | 5 |
2179 | It's no worse than watching football in a dome. | 1.2826 | 0.05850 | 92 | 71 | 16 | 5 |
2180 | Got to call you back we're in the bottom of the ninth. | 1.2826 | 0.05850 | 92 | 71 | 16 | 5 |
2181 | Can’t talk for long, I’m third base. | 1.2826 | 0.05202 | 92 | 68 | 22 | 2 |
2182 | I can't wait until they plan an away game. | 1.2826 | 0.05202 | 92 | 68 | 22 | 2 |
2183 | I said 60 feet apart. | 1.2826 | 0.05426 | 92 | 69 | 20 | 3 |
2184 | I meant cake batter!!! | 1.2826 | 0.05642 | 92 | 70 | 18 | 4 |
2185 | I'd like to order another 2 dozen baseballs. And some window glass. | 1.2826 | 0.05850 | 92 | 71 | 16 | 5 |
2186 | Its O.K.,Mom. They can't see a thing because their hats cover their eyes. | 1.2826 | 0.05850 | 92 | 71 | 16 | 5 |
2187 | I just needed a release from the unimaginable stress I’ve been under for the last three months. I’m calling them the TriBeCa Tigers. | 1.2826 | 0.06051 | 92 | 72 | 14 | 6 |
2188 | IKEA? I'd like to order half a dozen more lamps. | 1.2826 | 0.05426 | 92 | 69 | 20 | 3 |
2189 | Another day calling balls and strikes with the home team. You | 1.2826 | 0.05642 | 92 | 70 | 18 | 4 |
2190 | No, no not on TV, the Yankees are playing the Mets right here in my living room. | 1.2826 | 0.05426 | 92 | 69 | 20 | 3 |
2191 | It's at an alternative venue - but I got great seats. | 1.2826 | 0.05850 | 92 | 71 | 16 | 5 |
2192 | Houston, I have their pitch signs. | 1.2826 | 0.05850 | 92 | 71 | 16 | 5 |
2193 | I told Rob to bring home a bunt. Now we’ve got nothing for dessert. | 1.2826 | 0.05642 | 92 | 70 | 18 | 4 |
2194 | I think you’re taking home game a bit too literally. | 1.2826 | 0.05426 | 92 | 69 | 20 | 3 |
2195 | Three strikes - and I'm out! | 1.2826 | 0.05642 | 92 | 70 | 18 | 4 |
2196 | They spit, I kill | 1.2826 | 0.06051 | 92 | 72 | 14 | 6 |
2197 | He gave me a shelter in place diamond. | 1.2826 | 0.05850 | 92 | 71 | 16 | 5 |
2198 | It’s been a tough couple of months, but I think we’re only in the third inning. | 1.2826 | 0.05426 | 92 | 69 | 20 | 3 |
2199 | Hey! The cat is stealing signs. | 1.2826 | 0.06051 | 92 | 72 | 14 | 6 |
2200 | And Joe has really been able to work on his bunt. | 1.2826 | 0.05642 | 92 | 70 | 18 | 4 |
2201 | Scouts say his spitball has a wicked viral load | 1.2824 | 0.05452 | 85 | 63 | 20 | 2 |
2202 | Dad is pitching and the tying run is a the dining room table. | 1.2824 | 0.06398 | 85 | 67 | 12 | 6 |
2203 | Yes mom, I told them the rug wasn’t regulation length. | 1.2824 | 0.05703 | 85 | 64 | 18 | 3 |
2204 | Is the Southpaw warm in the kitchen? | 1.2824 | 0.05452 | 85 | 63 | 20 | 2 |
2205 | What can I say... they stole home. | 1.2809 | 0.05297 | 89 | 66 | 21 | 2 |
2206 | When I said you can't play in the park anymore, this is not what I meant! | 1.2809 | 0.05533 | 89 | 67 | 19 | 3 |
2207 | I'm safe at home.. thanks for asking. | 1.2809 | 0.05297 | 89 | 66 | 21 | 2 |
2208 | everything hits a little bit close to home in quarantine | 1.2809 | 0.05533 | 89 | 67 | 19 | 3 |
2209 | „Honestly Karen, I wish they‘d go back to staring at their phone screens all day.“ | 1.2809 | 0.05759 | 89 | 68 | 17 | 4 |
2210 | Hi Hon, it’s Mom. Bring in the lefty, Dad can’t find the plate. | 1.2809 | 0.05759 | 89 | 68 | 17 | 4 |
2211 | killing field | 1.2809 | 0.06390 | 89 | 71 | 11 | 7 |
2212 | Just thought I’d touch base. | 1.2809 | 0.06187 | 89 | 70 | 13 | 6 |
2213 | Only the catcher got a mask . . . | 1.2809 | 0.05297 | 89 | 66 | 21 | 2 |
2214 | They're playing at home tonight. Away games are on the back porch. | 1.2809 | 0.05533 | 89 | 67 | 19 | 3 |
2215 | My son says they have home field advantage. | 1.2809 | 0.05759 | 89 | 68 | 17 | 4 |
2216 | I'm getting this may become a thing. | 1.2809 | 0.05759 | 89 | 68 | 17 | 4 |
2217 | They say they won't play outside until Ace flattens his curve. | 1.2809 | 0.05977 | 89 | 69 | 15 | 5 |
2218 | I could live with the 6 a.m. practices, and the beer and hot dogs at every meal...but now he's threatening to send me down to Scranton. | 1.2809 | 0.06390 | 89 | 71 | 11 | 7 |
2219 | The home team is up one broken vase. | 1.2809 | 0.05297 | 89 | 66 | 21 | 2 |
2220 | Yeah, the boys are managing to stay occupied during the stay at home order. It has cost us a few lamps and windows, but after all, it is baseball season. | 1.2809 | 0.05297 | 89 | 66 | 21 | 2 |
2221 | I have this sudden craving for Bundt cake. | 1.2809 | 0.06187 | 89 | 70 | 13 | 6 |
2222 | „Maggie, you forgot to bring us some beer from the fridge on second.“ | 1.2809 | 0.06187 | 89 | 70 | 13 | 6 |
2223 | Hey, kids! Your game has gone viral--over 22 million people are watching. | 1.2809 | 0.05977 | 89 | 69 | 15 | 5 |
2224 | I'd swear in the Old Times this was played in a bigger space | 1.2809 | 0.06187 | 89 | 70 | 13 | 6 |
2225 | I'm worried about his breaking stuff." | 1.2809 | 0.05759 | 89 | 68 | 17 | 4 |
2226 | I know this can’t be right, only the catcher is wearing a mask. | 1.2809 | 0.05297 | 89 | 66 | 21 | 2 |
2227 | He says he won't go home until he hits it out of the house. | 1.2809 | 0.05759 | 89 | 68 | 17 | 4 |
2228 | Can he hit? | 1.2809 | 0.05297 | 89 | 66 | 21 | 2 |
2229 | Quarantine? - well, he hasn't exactly accepted it. | 1.2809 | 0.05297 | 89 | 66 | 21 | 2 |
2230 | I'm just glad they made the "No Spitting" rule. | 1.2809 | 0.06187 | 89 | 70 | 13 | 6 |
2231 | I told them this isn’t what home field advantage means | 1.2796 | 0.05376 | 93 | 70 | 20 | 3 |
2232 | Play from home they said. | 1.2796 | 0.05993 | 93 | 73 | 14 | 6 |
2233 | If your home run breaks anything in the house, it'll be counted as a strike | 1.2796 | 0.05795 | 93 | 72 | 16 | 5 |
2234 | Work from home | 1.2796 | 0.05590 | 93 | 71 | 18 | 4 |
2235 | they say you’re safer watching at home than at the stadium | 1.2796 | 0.05154 | 93 | 69 | 22 | 2 |
2236 | another swing and a miss, just like those dating apps, eh son? | 1.2796 | 0.05154 | 93 | 69 | 22 | 2 |
2237 | Isn't this taking "home base" a little bit too far? | 1.2796 | 0.05590 | 93 | 71 | 18 | 4 |
2238 | Come on over. It’s almost time for the 7th inning stretch. Can you bring me a dog and a beer? | 1.2796 | 0.05376 | 93 | 70 | 20 | 3 |
2239 | If you don't mind, family, I'd prefer if you rephrase that previous saying to something other than, "Knock that apple right through the window for a home run!" | 1.2796 | 0.05590 | 93 | 71 | 18 | 4 |
2240 | No, don’t hang up! I’m talking about actual inside-baseball! | 1.2778 | 0.05480 | 90 | 68 | 19 | 3 |
2241 | Well the sourdough starter didn’t take off so we moved onto something else. | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
2242 | These seats are great | 1.2778 | 0.05480 | 90 | 68 | 19 | 3 |
2243 | You can’t know how good it looks in HD until you see for yourself | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
2244 | Baseballantine | 1.2778 | 0.05480 | 90 | 68 | 19 | 3 |
2245 | (Cat bangs trash can) | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
2246 | Hello, Grubhub? I need a hot dog, a bag of peanuts, and a beer. | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
2247 | At least they’re not banging trash cans. | 1.2778 | 0.05480 | 90 | 68 | 19 | 3 |
2248 | Socially distant outfielder | 1.2778 | 0.05918 | 90 | 70 | 15 | 5 |
2249 | The Living Room: Where every run is a home run. | 1.2778 | 0.05480 | 90 | 68 | 19 | 3 |
2250 | I don’t think my husband’s understanding of the new normal is very normal | 1.2778 | 0.06126 | 90 | 71 | 13 | 6 |
2251 | No we’re good. Just watching a game. | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
2252 | He just hit a grand slam into the chandelier | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
2253 | Uneventful game so far, but I keep thinking one of my favorite vases is bound to get broken. | 1.2778 | 0.05480 | 90 | 68 | 19 | 3 |
2254 | Just return the plate when you're done. | 1.2778 | 0.06126 | 90 | 71 | 13 | 6 |
2255 | It’s the top of the 9th and we’re losing by 1, but Fluffy’s on 3rd with nobody out. | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
2256 | It’s the bottom of the ninth and the winning run is in the kitchen. | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
2257 | The boys are taking the “stay at home order” too seriously; they could go outside. Thanks Obama | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
2258 | The body odor alone is intoxicating | 1.2778 | 0.05480 | 90 | 68 | 19 | 3 |
2259 | I just told him to run home for a minute. | 1.2778 | 0.06126 | 90 | 71 | 13 | 6 |
2260 | They are already planning the football season. | 1.2778 | 0.05480 | 90 | 68 | 19 | 3 |
2261 | Your updated fantasy baseball package arrived. But I am not sure these are the players you ordered . | 1.2778 | 0.05918 | 90 | 70 | 15 | 5 |
2262 | We’re in the bottom of the second and down almost a hundred thousand. How about you? | 1.2778 | 0.05918 | 90 | 70 | 15 | 5 |
2263 | ...and then one of them tried to get to third base with me. | 1.2778 | 0.05918 | 90 | 70 | 15 | 5 |
2264 | I'm waiting for the hot dog vendor. | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
2265 | Ice hockey in your dining room? I'll be over in a minute. | 1.2778 | 0.05247 | 90 | 67 | 21 | 2 |
2266 | I told him, if he wants to get to first base, he's gotta earn it. | 1.2778 | 0.06326 | 90 | 72 | 11 | 7 |
2267 | Dad’s asking if you’re home or away. | 1.2778 | 0.05480 | 90 | 68 | 19 | 3 |
2268 | No, things are surprisingly normal! | 1.2778 | 0.06126 | 90 | 71 | 13 | 6 |
2269 | On the other hand, you can really hear the crack of the bat. | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
2270 | It's two-out bottom of the ninth. Runners are going, the count is 3 and two. How are the kids? | 1.2778 | 0.05918 | 90 | 70 | 15 | 5 |
2271 | Aw honey, what makes you think I don't like that lamp your mother got us? | 1.2778 | 0.05918 | 90 | 70 | 15 | 5 |
2272 | Next week they're playing on the road. | 1.2778 | 0.05480 | 90 | 68 | 19 | 3 |
2273 | I'm safe. They've all promised to bunt. | 1.2778 | 0.05480 | 90 | 68 | 19 | 3 |
2274 | I don't know, Mom. George planted corn in his COVID garden and they just showed up. | 1.2778 | 0.05480 | 90 | 68 | 19 | 3 |
2275 | Can we take this outside, gentlemen? | 1.2778 | 0.05918 | 90 | 70 | 15 | 5 |
2276 | Yes, that's right Mr. Steinbrenner... they'll be ready the moment we get the word. | 1.2778 | 0.05480 | 90 | 68 | 19 | 3 |
2277 | Why is she giving me the "bunt" sign on every pitch? | 1.2778 | 0.05480 | 90 | 68 | 19 | 3 |
2278 | All home games and first base in the bathroom. It’s getting ugly. | 1.2778 | 0.05480 | 90 | 68 | 19 | 3 |
2279 | We can keep talking, Fran; this right-handed batter tends to hit to the opposite field. | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
2280 | Just wondering what they'll do for the seventh inning stretch. | 1.2778 | 0.04748 | 90 | 65 | 25 | 0 |
2281 | The date is going terribly. He won't even get to first base. | 1.2778 | 0.05918 | 90 | 70 | 15 | 5 |
2282 | He is working from home, and also working the count | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
2283 | Yes, he's wearing a mask, but he's was short on his social distance! | 1.2778 | 0.05480 | 90 | 68 | 19 | 3 |
2284 | No they’re not “stealing home”. They’re stealing MY home! | 1.2778 | 0.05703 | 90 | 69 | 17 | 4 |
2285 | Just watching quarantine hologramball, you? | 1.2778 | 0.05480 | 90 | 68 | 19 | 3 |
2286 | I just wish they had ended the quarantine before starting the baseball season. | 1.2778 | 0.05480 | 90 | 68 | 19 | 3 |
2287 | You won't believe where I'm sitting! | 1.2778 | 0.05247 | 90 | 67 | 21 | 2 |
2288 | Was able to grab a field-level seat right before game time | 1.2759 | 0.05089 | 87 | 64 | 22 | 1 |
2289 | When I told you to bring it home - this isn't what I meant. | 1.2759 | 0.06049 | 87 | 68 | 14 | 5 |
2290 | Yeah, I gotta go. We had a pickle earlier with a pea that was really more like cheese. Now I got a Baltimore chop in the oven and it’s almost time for my 7th inning stretch. | 1.2759 | 0.06266 | 87 | 69 | 12 | 6 |
2291 | Sorry, but I can't hear you over the trash cans banging. | 1.2759 | 0.06049 | 87 | 68 | 14 | 5 |
2292 | Yeah, I think you could say they miss it." | 1.2759 | 0.05590 | 87 | 66 | 18 | 3 |
2293 | I'm sheltering at home. Well, next to home. | 1.2759 | 0.06049 | 87 | 68 | 14 | 5 |
2294 | 'The cats on first looking to steal.' | 1.2750 | 0.05893 | 80 | 61 | 16 | 3 |
2295 | VR is becoming more real and less virtual | 1.2747 | 0.05428 | 91 | 69 | 19 | 3 |
2296 | So... meatballs for dinner? | 1.2747 | 0.05649 | 91 | 70 | 17 | 4 |
2297 | I’m sorry about your window, Mrs. Jones. | 1.2747 | 0.04958 | 91 | 67 | 23 | 1 |
2298 | Mom, we need to borrow a home plate. | 1.2747 | 0.05428 | 91 | 69 | 19 | 3 |
2299 | Well, he works for the MLB and needed to bring his work home. | 1.2738 | 0.05952 | 84 | 65 | 15 | 4 |
2300 | The cable bill has gone down significantly but the repair costs on the house have increased exponentially. | 1.2738 | 0.06189 | 84 | 66 | 13 | 5 |
2301 | A broken vase and window and they say there are 8 more innings ... | 1.2738 | 0.05449 | 84 | 63 | 19 | 2 |
2302 | These Zoom conferences are getting too realistic for my taste. | 1.2738 | 0.05449 | 84 | 63 | 19 | 2 |
2303 | Yeah, we got great seats. No, not /behind/ home... | 1.2738 | 0.05706 | 84 | 64 | 17 | 3 |
2304 | Gotta make this quick-- I'm on deck | 1.2738 | 0.04895 | 84 | 61 | 23 | 0 |
2305 | Wait, are you purring? There's no purring in baseball! | 1.2738 | 0.06189 | 84 | 66 | 13 | 5 |
2306 | Can the person with the baseball game turn yourself on mute | 1.2738 | 0.06416 | 84 | 67 | 11 | 6 |
2307 | We are NOT in this together. | 1.2738 | 0.05706 | 84 | 64 | 17 | 3 |
2308 | Mom, before you open the door scream: “Time out!” | 1.2738 | 0.05706 | 84 | 64 | 17 | 3 |
2309 | At least I don’t have to watch it online... | 1.2738 | 0.05952 | 84 | 65 | 15 | 4 |
2310 | Yeah.. Home Play Station | 1.2738 | 0.06189 | 84 | 66 | 13 | 5 |
2311 | Yes, it was a home run. | 1.2738 | 0.05952 | 84 | 65 | 15 | 4 |
2312 | So far we're undefeated at home. | 1.2738 | 0.05706 | 84 | 64 | 17 | 3 |
2313 | Given his profession, commuting by Skype was not really working out, so he decided to build a home office instead. | 1.2738 | 0.06189 | 84 | 66 | 13 | 5 |
2314 | I know I put that Wii Fit somewhere! | 1.2738 | 0.05449 | 84 | 63 | 19 | 2 |
2315 | Go home, Ron. Go home. | 1.2738 | 0.05706 | 84 | 64 | 17 | 3 |
2316 | I didn't say it was obscure, I said it was inside baseball | 1.2738 | 0.05952 | 84 | 65 | 15 | 4 |
2317 | Let me call you back in the seventh inning stretch. | 1.2738 | 0.05706 | 84 | 64 | 17 | 3 |
2318 | Unfortunately, it's a home game this week. | 1.2738 | 0.05449 | 84 | 63 | 19 | 2 |
2319 | Nothing much. Just watching some baseball in the living room. | 1.2738 | 0.05449 | 84 | 63 | 19 | 2 |
2320 | Bases loaded, bottom of the 14th day... | 1.2738 | 0.05449 | 84 | 63 | 19 | 2 |
2321 | No, I'll only talk to Doctor Fauci. Tell him it's an emergency. | 1.2738 | 0.05449 | 84 | 63 | 19 | 2 |
2322 | What lasts longer? Baseball games or quarantine? | 1.2738 | 0.05179 | 84 | 62 | 21 | 1 |
2323 | Not much, just watching the game. What are you up to? | 1.2738 | 0.05706 | 84 | 64 | 17 | 3 |
2324 | Crazy, I know. But it’s the playoffs. | 1.2738 | 0.05706 | 84 | 64 | 17 | 3 |
2325 | To prevent him from getting to first, you'll need a face mask. | 1.2738 | 0.06189 | 84 | 66 | 13 | 5 |
2326 | Yes, Mom, they took off their shoes before they came in the house. | 1.2738 | 0.05706 | 84 | 64 | 17 | 3 |
2327 | It’s hard on the windows, but I’ve got a great view of the game. | 1.2738 | 0.06189 | 84 | 66 | 13 | 5 |
2328 | The best part is we never argue over the infield fly rule | 1.2738 | 0.05952 | 84 | 65 | 15 | 4 |
2329 | I'll have to call you back, I'm the umpire, the play by play announcer, and also third base. | 1.2738 | 0.06189 | 84 | 66 | 13 | 5 |
2330 | Hello, Commissioner's Office? Yes, please announce the start date of the season as soon as possible. Thank you! | 1.2738 | 0.05952 | 84 | 65 | 15 | 4 |
2331 | Thank God it is not sumo wrestling! | 1.2738 | 0.06416 | 84 | 67 | 11 | 6 |
2332 | Hello, Marge? You might want to open your doors ... he's practicing his line drive again. | 1.2738 | 0.05952 | 84 | 65 | 15 | 4 |
2333 | I told them it’s ok to play , but no spitting on the shag carpet | 1.2738 | 0.05706 | 84 | 64 | 17 | 3 |
2334 | He can't hit the inside pitch. | 1.2738 | 0.05179 | 84 | 62 | 21 | 1 |
2335 | Do you have any fan experiences that are less immersive? | 1.2738 | 0.06189 | 84 | 66 | 13 | 5 |
2336 | We thought we'd just stay in and have a family game night. | 1.2738 | 0.05706 | 84 | 64 | 17 | 3 |
2337 | World Series Game 7...Bottom of the 9th...Two Out...The Winning Run on the Couch... | 1.2738 | 0.05706 | 84 | 64 | 17 | 3 |
2338 | It's OK - I'm in foul territory. | 1.2738 | 0.05706 | 84 | 64 | 17 | 3 |
2339 | You’re not six feet apart! | 1.2738 | 0.05449 | 84 | 63 | 19 | 2 |
2340 | I built it and they came... | 1.2727 | 0.05416 | 88 | 69 | 15 | 4 |
2341 | You said you missed sports. | 1.2727 | 0.05766 | 88 | 68 | 16 | 4 |
2342 | I have learnt one thing home isn't a place, it's a feeling | 1.2727 | 0.05294 | 88 | 66 | 20 | 2 |
2343 | Do you deliver peanuts and cracker jacks? | 1.2727 | 0.05766 | 88 | 68 | 16 | 4 |
2344 | The fantasy league made an abrupt adjustment this year and I’m not sure I’m up to another 161 games. | 1.2727 | 0.05766 | 88 | 68 | 16 | 4 |
2345 | Here comes the wind up, it’s a full count in the bottom of the sixth... | 1.2727 | 0.05766 | 88 | 68 | 16 | 4 |
2346 | So yeah, I would like a divorce. | 1.2727 | 0.05988 | 88 | 69 | 14 | 5 |
2347 | Look, can I call you back during the seventh inning stretch? | 1.2727 | 0.05041 | 88 | 65 | 22 | 1 |
2348 | Looks like it’s not just the bases that are loaded... | 1.2727 | 0.05041 | 88 | 65 | 22 | 1 |
2349 | How many times have I told you, guys? No shoes in the house! | 1.2727 | 0.05988 | 88 | 69 | 14 | 5 |
2350 | Yea, when I said "go home," this isn't what I meant. | 1.2727 | 0.05766 | 88 | 68 | 16 | 4 |
2351 | Well , it bears watching the Last Dance for the 20 th time | 1.2727 | 0.05988 | 88 | 69 | 14 | 5 |
2352 | No, I'm not kidding. I'd be happy to give you the play-by-play. | 1.2727 | 0.05041 | 88 | 65 | 22 | 1 |
2353 | Can you ask Karen in 3G if that was a ground rule double? | 1.2727 | 0.05766 | 88 | 68 | 16 | 4 |
2354 | Yes, Deloris, in the house! It’s the 11th inning and they are still scoreless. Netflix is out, but I did catch a pop fly in the 7th. Your father can’t throw a strike from six feet away! Maybe because he disinfects the ball after every pitch... | 1.2727 | 0.05766 | 88 | 68 | 16 | 4 |
2355 | Who said we can't have fans at our games? | 1.2727 | 0.05766 | 88 | 68 | 16 | 4 |
2356 | I’ll have to call you back. Ed’s up now. | 1.2727 | 0.05988 | 88 | 69 | 14 | 5 |
2357 | Unlike this cartoon, it's surprising how low the quality of The New Yorker cartoon talent has sunk, compared to past cartoonists, and Ralph, that last pitch was a little high. | 1.2727 | 0.05988 | 88 | 69 | 14 | 5 |
2358 | Sorry, can't talk now. The game is on. | 1.2727 | 0.05766 | 88 | 68 | 16 | 4 |
2359 | Catcher in the Rye House. | 1.2727 | 0.05988 | 88 | 69 | 14 | 5 |
2360 | Now I know what "home base" means. | 1.2727 | 0.05766 | 88 | 68 | 16 | 4 |
2361 | Dad said to come ask mom if we can play baseball inside. | 1.2706 | 0.05648 | 85 | 65 | 17 | 3 |
2362 | What is your return policy? | 1.2706 | 0.06124 | 85 | 67 | 13 | 5 |
2363 | Bunt? Honey, why are you always signaling ‘bunt’? | 1.2706 | 0.05648 | 85 | 65 | 17 | 3 |
2364 | I never missed sports in the first place. | 1.2706 | 0.06124 | 85 | 67 | 13 | 5 |
2365 | Well, the boys are back in town. | 1.2706 | 0.05648 | 85 | 65 | 17 | 3 |
2366 | But I ordered the relief an hour ago. | 1.2706 | 0.05648 | 85 | 65 | 17 | 3 |
2367 | This shelter in place has made taking the boys to practice much easier. . | 1.2706 | 0.05648 | 85 | 65 | 17 | 3 |
2368 | I tried to buy you some peanuts and cracker jacks, but people are hoarding that shit | 1.2706 | 0.06124 | 85 | 67 | 13 | 5 |
2369 | #stayathomerun | 1.2706 | 0.06124 | 85 | 67 | 13 | 5 |
2370 | It's not so bad working from home plate. | 1.2706 | 0.05394 | 85 | 64 | 19 | 2 |
2371 | Got a Father’s Day present for you. | 1.2706 | 0.05648 | 85 | 65 | 17 | 3 |
2372 | It started as game of toss, now we’re into game 3 of the ALDS. | 1.2706 | 0.05891 | 85 | 66 | 15 | 4 |
2373 | I Wish I was taller | 1.2706 | 0.06124 | 85 | 67 | 13 | 5 |
2374 | Joyce? It’s Carol from 21B, the boys are looking for an outfielder, is Tim home? | 1.2706 | 0.05891 | 85 | 66 | 15 | 4 |
2375 | This is still boring. | 1.2706 | 0.05648 | 85 | 65 | 17 | 3 |
2376 | Despite playing in the living room for years, Joe's not getting a lot of love from the home crowd tonight. | 1.2706 | 0.05891 | 85 | 66 | 15 | 4 |
2377 | Yes that’s right. One giant foam finger delivered ASAP. | 1.2706 | 0.05394 | 85 | 64 | 19 | 2 |
2378 | Hi, Jake. It’s me again. | 1.2706 | 0.06565 | 85 | 69 | 9 | 7 |
2379 | The bases are loaded, I gotta go! | 1.2706 | 0.05648 | 85 | 65 | 17 | 3 |
2380 | You'd be astounded at how difficult it is to rent a hot dog vendor during these times | 1.2706 | 0.06348 | 85 | 68 | 11 | 6 |
2381 | NO TESTS! HOME RUNS ONLY 😂 | 1.2706 | 0.05891 | 85 | 66 | 15 | 4 |
2382 | This isn’t what I had in mind when you said “home game’” | 1.2706 | 0.05648 | 85 | 65 | 17 | 3 |
2383 | What I wouldn’t give to be on the away team... | 1.2706 | 0.05891 | 85 | 66 | 15 | 4 |
2384 | Be careful, the china cabinet is in the outfield! | 1.2706 | 0.05648 | 85 | 65 | 17 | 3 |
2385 | I’ll be up late, the game just went into extra innings | 1.2706 | 0.05394 | 85 | 64 | 19 | 2 |
2386 | I gotta go. It’s the bottom of the 9th and I’m sitting on 3rd base. | 1.2706 | 0.05394 | 85 | 64 | 19 | 2 |
2387 | How much for the Zoom Webinar upgrade again? | 1.2706 | 0.05648 | 85 | 65 | 17 | 3 |
2388 | It's a really close game. | 1.2706 | 0.05891 | 85 | 66 | 15 | 4 |
2389 | I gotta run | 1.2706 | 0.06348 | 85 | 68 | 11 | 6 |
2390 | I've been told I'm the left field foul pole. | 1.2706 | 0.05394 | 85 | 64 | 19 | 2 |
2391 | No, Joe isn't here. He's left and gone away. | 1.2706 | 0.05891 | 85 | 66 | 15 | 4 |
2392 | They're quarantined, but the catcher still wears a mask. | 1.2706 | 0.05648 | 85 | 65 | 17 | 3 |
2393 | Quick--Tell me how the indoor fly rule works." John Canning Sea Cliff, New York | 1.2706 | 0.05891 | 85 | 66 | 15 | 4 |
2394 | The game's very close, I'm watching it now. | 1.2706 | 0.06124 | 85 | 67 | 13 | 5 |
2395 | You'll never guess who's quarantining at home with me? | 1.2706 | 0.05891 | 85 | 66 | 15 | 4 |
2396 | Same as last night. It’s World Series game 7, bottom of the ninth, down by 3, bases loaded, full count, and a setup for a walk off home run whatever that means... | 1.2706 | 0.05648 | 85 | 65 | 17 | 3 |
2397 | This quarantine can’t end soon enough! | 1.2706 | 0.05648 | 85 | 65 | 17 | 3 |
2398 | We’re down to two gloves and one mask. | 1.2706 | 0.05648 | 85 | 65 | 17 | 3 |
2399 | I'll call you back after I go to the concession stand | 1.2706 | 0.05891 | 85 | 66 | 15 | 4 |
2400 | Yea, my husband really wants to get to home base too." | 1.2706 | 0.05891 | 85 | 66 | 15 | 4 |
2401 | Sorry I’ve got to run. I’m doing play by play. | 1.2706 | 0.05394 | 85 | 64 | 19 | 2 |
2402 | It's a small field and the players aren't very impressive, but tickets are free to residents. | 1.2706 | 0.05891 | 85 | 66 | 15 | 4 |
2403 | No trash cans, no problem | 1.2706 | 0.05648 | 85 | 65 | 17 | 3 |
2404 | Well, I said I would make his wildest fantasy come true. | 1.2706 | 0.05891 | 85 | 66 | 15 | 4 |
2405 | No, Doris--I'm not on deck, I'm on the couch! | 1.2706 | 0.06124 | 85 | 67 | 13 | 5 |
2406 | Yes, like everyone else, he's been working at home since March. | 1.2706 | 0.05394 | 85 | 64 | 19 | 2 |
2407 | I can’t get up until the seventh inning. | 1.2706 | 0.05648 | 85 | 65 | 17 | 3 |
2408 | Can you come downstairs? I need a relief pitcher. | 1.2706 | 0.05394 | 85 | 64 | 19 | 2 |
2409 | ''Didn't I tell you not to watch live baseball?'' | 1.2706 | 0.06124 | 85 | 67 | 13 | 5 |
2410 | I hate these home games. | 1.2706 | 0.05648 | 85 | 65 | 17 | 3 |
2411 | Hi Mum..things are alright..there are less than 5 of us and Bill's wearing a mask.. | 1.2706 | 0.06124 | 85 | 67 | 13 | 5 |
2412 | I don't mind them playing but they want me to clean up the peanuts and cracker jacks. | 1.2706 | 0.05891 | 85 | 66 | 15 | 4 |
2413 | I can't talk right now; it's the bottom of the 9th. | 1.2706 | 0.05648 | 85 | 65 | 17 | 3 |
2414 | Bottom of the seventh, two out and runners on first and third. What's new with you? | 1.2706 | 0.05394 | 85 | 64 | 19 | 2 |
2415 | I gotta go, it's the bottom of the ninth week. | 1.2706 | 0.05891 | 85 | 66 | 15 | 4 |
2416 | That's correct 911. Only the catcher is wearing a mask. | 1.2706 | 0.06348 | 85 | 68 | 11 | 6 |
2417 | Grapefruit? Yeah, I have some here. | 1.2706 | 0.06124 | 85 | 67 | 13 | 5 |
2418 | When I heard ‘change up’, ‘3 guys’ and ‘swing’, I pictured something with fewer cleats on the carpet. | 1.2706 | 0.05648 | 85 | 65 | 17 | 3 |
2419 | Game over, Steve Kornacki. I am no longer an undecided, college-educated, suburban white woman voter. | 1.2706 | 0.06348 | 85 | 68 | 11 | 6 |
2420 | Yeah, I'm making this a stay-at-homerun. | 1.2706 | 0.06124 | 85 | 67 | 13 | 5 |
2421 | Fine. Just no spitballs. | 1.2706 | 0.05648 | 85 | 65 | 17 | 3 |
2422 | I swear if you hit a foul ball and it breaks a window, I'll quarantine you for life. | 1.2706 | 0.05891 | 85 | 66 | 15 | 4 |
2423 | This is the only way I can get them to wear gloves and masks. | 1.2706 | 0.05891 | 85 | 66 | 15 | 4 |
2424 | House rules apply. | 1.2706 | 0.05128 | 85 | 63 | 21 | 1 |
2425 | my therapist suggested joining the team to help with the "no crying" thing | 1.2706 | 0.05648 | 85 | 65 | 17 | 3 |
2426 | Social distancing? The only one wearing a mask is the catcher! | 1.2706 | 0.05648 | 85 | 65 | 17 | 3 |
2427 | I get it. Nothing but home runs. | 1.2706 | 0.05891 | 85 | 66 | 15 | 4 |
2428 | Yes, Commissioner, my name is Ruth. And, yes, I did build this house. But I'm telling you, there's been a huge mistake. | 1.2706 | 0.06124 | 85 | 67 | 13 | 5 |
2429 | I finally got those couch seats I’ve been wanting! | 1.2706 | 0.05648 | 85 | 65 | 17 | 3 |
2430 | No, it’s still raining | 1.2706 | 0.05648 | 85 | 65 | 17 | 3 |
2431 | The remodel’s going to be awhile. Just about to open the living room. | 1.2706 | 0.05394 | 85 | 64 | 19 | 2 |
2432 | He said they would social distance. That they were just coming over to enjoy a ball game together... | 1.2706 | 0.05891 | 85 | 66 | 15 | 4 |
2433 | Hi, I ordered a pitcher online but you sent me the wrong kind. | 1.2706 | 0.06124 | 85 | 67 | 13 | 5 |
2434 | That's not what they mean by "inside baseball". | 1.2706 | 0.05891 | 85 | 66 | 15 | 4 |
2435 | Fred is working from home and it's getting pretty tiring. | 1.2706 | 0.05394 | 85 | 64 | 19 | 2 |
2436 | Sorry Linda gotta go Dave is one pitch away from a no hitter! | 1.2706 | 0.05648 | 85 | 65 | 17 | 3 |
2437 | Katie, I have to tell you about the new App I discovered on ESPN! | 1.2706 | 0.05891 | 85 | 66 | 15 | 4 |
2438 | I caught them using my Wedgewood for home plate. | 1.2706 | 0.06348 | 85 | 68 | 11 | 6 |
2439 | My boys of summer are up to foul play, and yours? | 1.2706 | 0.05394 | 85 | 64 | 19 | 2 |
2440 | I know he’s a player, but he always ends up coming home. | 1.2697 | 0.06140 | 89 | 71 | 12 | 6 |
2441 | This isn’t too bad. Not looking forward to hockey season. | 1.2697 | 0.05481 | 89 | 68 | 18 | 3 |
2442 | Watch out, darling, this is going to be a big one. | 1.2697 | 0.06140 | 89 | 71 | 12 | 6 |
2443 | He's been throwing inside all afternoon. | 1.2697 | 0.05481 | 89 | 68 | 18 | 3 |
2444 | An amazing catch, Flo - I don't know how he even saw the ball, what with all the flying bits of chandelier... | 1.2697 | 0.05481 | 89 | 68 | 18 | 3 |
2445 | I’m trying to figure out what a home run would look like. | 1.2697 | 0.05709 | 89 | 69 | 16 | 4 |
2446 | Yeah, they said you should create structure in your day during the pandemic. So we have hourly baseball games. | 1.2683 | 0.05501 | 82 | 62 | 18 | 2 |
2447 | The wife says I can go to second base tonight | 1.2683 | 0.05501 | 82 | 62 | 18 | 2 |
2448 | Yes, honey. It’s bottom of the 5th now. I’ll keep you updated. | 1.2683 | 0.06023 | 82 | 64 | 14 | 4 |
2449 | For once I can say with certainty who’s pitching and who’s catching | 1.2683 | 0.05768 | 82 | 63 | 16 | 3 |
2450 | Pete, who’s covering Left field window position? | 1.2683 | 0.05768 | 82 | 63 | 16 | 3 |
2451 | Of course NOW they don’t want to play video games. | 1.2683 | 0.05768 | 82 | 63 | 16 | 3 |
2452 | Innings are the new outings | 1.2683 | 0.05768 | 82 | 63 | 16 | 3 |
2453 | They call themselves the Lobetrotters, Sue. If I give them a place to practice I get free tickets. | 1.2683 | 0.05220 | 82 | 61 | 20 | 1 |
2454 | I don’t think this is what they meant by “stay at home.” | 1.2683 | 0.05501 | 82 | 62 | 18 | 2 |
2455 | Hey honey... Those baseball players you ordered from Amazon have arrived. | 1.2683 | 0.06023 | 82 | 64 | 14 | 4 |
2456 | When they said I’d have front row seats at home plate I didn’t think it’d be MY home. | 1.2683 | 0.05501 | 82 | 62 | 18 | 2 |
2457 | This isn’t quite what I meant by a swingers party... | 1.2683 | 0.06268 | 82 | 65 | 12 | 5 |
2458 | Does the TV have a low-definition setting? | 1.2683 | 0.06023 | 82 | 64 | 14 | 4 |
2459 | Maybe it's virtual reality, maybe I've lost it | 1.2683 | 0.06023 | 82 | 64 | 14 | 4 |
2460 | I'd like to report a missing cat | 1.2683 | 0.05768 | 82 | 63 | 16 | 3 |
2461 | To be honest, I don’t mind the quarantine... I don’t remember the last time I went to a home game! | 1.2683 | 0.05768 | 82 | 63 | 16 | 3 |
2462 | It’s a tight game. | 1.2683 | 0.05768 | 82 | 63 | 16 | 3 |
2463 | Oh my God, I think he spit on the ball !!"... | 1.2683 | 0.05501 | 82 | 62 | 18 | 2 |
2464 | They said they’re following ‘stay at home run’ orders. | 1.2683 | 0.05768 | 82 | 63 | 16 | 3 |
2465 | better in than out | 1.2683 | 0.06023 | 82 | 64 | 14 | 4 |
2466 | Yeah they have the home field advantage tonight | 1.2683 | 0.06268 | 82 | 65 | 12 | 5 |
2467 | Tell the bullpen to get dinner warming up. | 1.2683 | 0.05768 | 82 | 63 | 16 | 3 |
2468 | No, Mom, I won't give you color commentary. | 1.2683 | 0.05768 | 82 | 63 | 16 | 3 |
2469 | A home run is a metaphor for going all the way. | 1.2683 | 0.06023 | 82 | 64 | 14 | 4 |
2470 | Time out! Mr. Whiskers is stealing signs again! | 1.2683 | 0.05501 | 82 | 62 | 18 | 2 |
2471 | And it looks like even the home crowd has turned on him. | 1.2683 | 0.05501 | 82 | 62 | 18 | 2 |
2472 | It's just a typical Sunday. How about you? | 1.2683 | 0.05768 | 82 | 63 | 16 | 3 |
2473 | My husband’s out. Send in the closer. | 1.2683 | 0.06268 | 82 | 65 | 12 | 5 |
2474 | I checked the schedule...it's a home game. | 1.2683 | 0.04923 | 82 | 60 | 22 | 0 |
2475 | The score? It's 3 busted windows to 2 broken lamps. | 1.2683 | 0.06023 | 82 | 64 | 14 | 4 |
2476 | When a strikeout is a winner! | 1.2683 | 0.06023 | 82 | 64 | 14 | 4 |
2477 | So what happens if he hits the ball? | 1.2683 | 0.06023 | 82 | 64 | 14 | 4 |
2478 | We're staying home and taking one for the team. | 1.2683 | 0.05768 | 82 | 63 | 16 | 3 |
2479 | I can't stand it, Sandra—they're not wearing masks OR socially distancing. | 1.2683 | 0.05501 | 82 | 62 | 18 | 2 |
2480 | I just wanted to watch a rerun. | 1.2683 | 0.05768 | 82 | 63 | 16 | 3 |
2481 | Spring Training, 2020 | 1.2683 | 0.05768 | 82 | 63 | 16 | 3 |
2482 | Coaching first base. You? | 1.2683 | 0.05768 | 82 | 63 | 16 | 3 |
2483 | Shouldn't of pressed "LIVE" now should I. | 1.2683 | 0.05768 | 82 | 63 | 16 | 3 |
2484 | Like I've always said...I call the balls and strikes in this house! | 1.2683 | 0.06268 | 82 | 65 | 12 | 5 |
2485 | I don't see any home field advantage here! | 1.2683 | 0.05768 | 82 | 63 | 16 | 3 |
2486 | There's two out in the ninth. Can I call you right back? | 1.2683 | 0.05501 | 82 | 62 | 18 | 2 |
2487 | Oh the picture is fine, its the audio that isn't working | 1.2683 | 0.06023 | 82 | 64 | 14 | 4 |
2488 | Both sides are claiming to be the home team. | 1.2683 | 0.05768 | 82 | 63 | 16 | 3 |
2489 | I'll let you know if he gets to first base. | 1.2683 | 0.05768 | 82 | 63 | 16 | 3 |
2490 | If you just wait another hour, the rain will stop! | 1.2683 | 0.06268 | 82 | 65 | 12 | 5 |
2491 | Yeah Vickie, bases loaded do you want to Zoom in? | 1.2683 | 0.05501 | 82 | 62 | 18 | 2 |
2492 | Suddenly I’m not feeling so safe at home. | 1.2683 | 0.05220 | 82 | 61 | 20 | 1 |
2493 | Six feet .... six feet | 1.2683 | 0.05768 | 82 | 63 | 16 | 3 |
2494 | I had no choice, Mom. They were exhibiting withdrawal symptoms. | 1.2683 | 0.06268 | 82 | 65 | 12 | 5 |
2495 | Remember our two cats? Well now there's one. | 1.2683 | 0.06504 | 82 | 66 | 10 | 6 |
2496 | The stadiums are quarantined so the're going door to door. | 1.2683 | 0.06023 | 82 | 64 | 14 | 4 |
2497 | Take it from me, becoming a stay-at-home-coach is the best decision I ever made. | 1.2683 | 0.05501 | 82 | 62 | 18 | 2 |
2498 | Well, it's certainly not my favorite pastime. | 1.2683 | 0.05768 | 82 | 63 | 16 | 3 |
2499 | Sorry, can’t talk right now. I’m in the middle of a pitch meeting. | 1.2683 | 0.06268 | 82 | 65 | 12 | 5 |
2500 | And the Super Bowl is now scheduled for a rodeo stable in rural Wyoming. | 1.2683 | 0.05768 | 82 | 63 | 16 | 3 |
2501 | Corona baseball: 1st base is the kitchen; 2nd bathroom, 3rd bedroom. Home run (through the living room window) gets you a pass on cooking, kitchen cleanup, laundry, and all housework for a day. | 1.2683 | 0.05501 | 82 | 62 | 18 | 2 |
2502 | They are playing what they call ‘small ball!’ | 1.2683 | 0.05501 | 82 | 62 | 18 | 2 |
2503 | Oh, it's OK. Henry always pitches no-hitters. | 1.2683 | 0.05220 | 82 | 61 | 20 | 1 |
2504 | Curve ball? Roger that. | 1.2683 | 0.05501 | 82 | 62 | 18 | 2 |
2505 | No, actually I don't miss televised sports at all. | 1.2683 | 0.06023 | 82 | 64 | 14 | 4 |
2506 | I can’t talk right now. Will call you back during the 7th Inning stretch | 1.2683 | 0.05768 | 82 | 63 | 16 | 3 |
2507 | Yeah, I'm playing third. | 1.2683 | 0.06023 | 82 | 64 | 14 | 4 |
2508 | It’s a curve ball. I am signaling John now. | 1.2683 | 0.05768 | 82 | 63 | 16 | 3 |
2509 | Yes, I called for relief! | 1.2683 | 0.05768 | 82 | 63 | 16 | 3 |
2510 | This was Gary's bright idea for our diamond anniversary. | 1.2683 | 0.06268 | 82 | 65 | 12 | 5 |
2511 | you had better strike everybody out | 1.2683 | 0.06023 | 82 | 64 | 14 | 4 |
2512 | Yeah. The catcher needs to move back about four feet. | 1.2683 | 0.05768 | 82 | 63 | 16 | 3 |
2513 | Not much, just sitting around watching the game. | 1.2683 | 0.05220 | 82 | 61 | 20 | 1 |
2514 | He said he would be safe at home, I had no idea. | 1.2683 | 0.06268 | 82 | 65 | 12 | 5 |
2515 | Larry can't talk right now, Ma. He's out. | 1.2683 | 0.05501 | 82 | 62 | 18 | 2 |
2516 | When you said I’d get the best seat in the house, I didn’t think it would be in my house! | 1.2683 | 0.06268 | 82 | 65 | 12 | 5 |
2517 | Honestly, I'd rather forgo the home team advantage. | 1.2683 | 0.05220 | 82 | 61 | 20 | 1 |
2518 | Hi, do you know how to get chewing tobacco out of carpet? | 1.2683 | 0.05501 | 82 | 62 | 18 | 2 |
2519 | One more strike and I'm outta here, guys. | 1.2683 | 0.05768 | 82 | 63 | 16 | 3 |
2520 | Yeah, Millie, I'm looking right at it. These guys have no idea what a home run means. | 1.2683 | 0.06023 | 82 | 64 | 14 | 4 |
2521 | The cat is about to steal first; all rules are out the window! | 1.2683 | 0.06023 | 82 | 64 | 14 | 4 |
2522 | It's the bottom of the 163rd inning so I'm hoping for an inside-the-house home run. | 1.2683 | 0.05768 | 82 | 63 | 16 | 3 |
2523 | He keeps shakin' him off. I think he wants to throw the knuckler. | 1.2683 | 0.05768 | 82 | 63 | 16 | 3 |
2524 | Never mind the distance to the pitcher's mound; the catcher is less than six feet from the batter! | 1.2683 | 0.06268 | 82 | 65 | 12 | 5 |
2525 | Bottom of the ninth, bases loaded, only one out, but it's awful easy to hit into a double play at this venue. | 1.2683 | 0.05501 | 82 | 62 | 18 | 2 |
2526 | I remember when 'nose-bleed' seat meant distance, not because the batter accidentally hits you the face. | 1.2683 | 0.06023 | 82 | 64 | 14 | 4 |
2527 | This sport still sucks. | 1.2683 | 0.05220 | 82 | 61 | 20 | 1 |
2528 | We've been keeping it together pretty well during quarantine, but I have a feeling something's about to break. | 1.2683 | 0.06023 | 82 | 64 | 14 | 4 |
2529 | One second honey, Lenny is on third vase. | 1.2683 | 0.05768 | 82 | 63 | 16 | 3 |
2530 | JT Realmuto, Mookie Betts and Max Scherzer at spring training 2020. | 1.2683 | 0.05501 | 82 | 62 | 18 | 2 |
2531 | same same but different | 1.2683 | 0.05220 | 82 | 61 | 20 | 1 |
2532 | The outfielders are joining via Zoom. | 1.2683 | 0.06268 | 82 | 65 | 12 | 5 |
2533 | They all agreed: No Spit Balls inside the House! | 1.2683 | 0.06023 | 82 | 64 | 14 | 4 |
2534 | Okay, fellas, this is it...tonight I'm getting to second base with my girlfriend. | 1.2683 | 0.06023 | 82 | 64 | 14 | 4 |
2535 | Can I get a hot dog and peanuts? You do contactless delivery, right? | 1.2683 | 0.05501 | 82 | 62 | 18 | 2 |
2536 | Two fingers down. Is that a fast ball or a curve? | 1.2683 | 0.05768 | 82 | 63 | 16 | 3 |
2537 | A six-pack, peanuts, a half dozen hotdogs and an apple pie. | 1.2683 | 0.06268 | 82 | 65 | 12 | 5 |
2538 | I think Jim's taking my idea for game night a bit too literal... | 1.2683 | 0.05768 | 82 | 63 | 16 | 3 |
2539 | Linda, when I told him he wasn't a team player I meant help with the dishes. | 1.2683 | 0.05501 | 82 | 62 | 18 | 2 |
2540 | A hot dog with mustard and a box of Cracker Jack... | 1.2683 | 0.05768 | 82 | 63 | 16 | 3 |
2541 | Hello, Acme Window Repair? Yes, it’s me again. | 1.2683 | 0.06268 | 82 | 65 | 12 | 5 |
2542 | Step up to home plate, on the home field, in our home. | 1.2683 | 0.06023 | 82 | 64 | 14 | 4 |
2543 | And the best part, is that these stay at home baseball games can't be rained out. | 1.2683 | 0.05501 | 82 | 62 | 18 | 2 |
2544 | When I said "Home Team", I meant... forget it! | 1.2683 | 0.06023 | 82 | 64 | 14 | 4 |
2545 | Thus TV is a little too ‘direct’. | 1.2683 | 0.06268 | 82 | 65 | 12 | 5 |
2546 | I don't know, third base?" | 1.2683 | 0.05768 | 82 | 63 | 16 | 3 |
2547 | That’s not what I meant when I said give me a ballpark estimate | 1.2674 | 0.05830 | 86 | 67 | 15 | 4 |
2548 | Hello, Grubhub? I’d like to order a hot dog and a bag of peanuts. | 1.2674 | 0.05830 | 86 | 67 | 15 | 4 |
2549 | Yes Dad, we're all so proud Bobby was picked in the draft. No, he's right here, I'll pull him. Bobby it's your Grandpa.. | 1.2674 | 0.05591 | 86 | 66 | 17 | 3 |
2550 | Just don’t hit the router! | 1.2674 | 0.05830 | 86 | 67 | 15 | 4 |
2551 | Strike Two!... but to me it looked just a little inside. | 1.2674 | 0.05830 | 86 | 67 | 15 | 4 |
2552 | Ha! A real parent isn’t afraid of homeschool P.E. | 1.2674 | 0.06282 | 86 | 69 | 11 | 6 |
2553 | Home Field Advantage !! | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
2554 | Third base never felt this good before | 1.2658 | 0.05614 | 79 | 60 | 17 | 2 |
2555 | 911. What’s your emergency?” “I’d like to report a battery. | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
2556 | I heard baseball may not come back until 2021 man, I had to make do. | 1.2658 | 0.05614 | 79 | 60 | 17 | 2 |
2557 | Hold on a sec ..I feel a sudden urge to stretch. | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
2558 | Quarantine for the Rich: "Yeah, they say we have to get used to a new normal." | 1.2658 | 0.06165 | 79 | 62 | 13 | 4 |
2559 | Yeh, thank you for the time guys but it still doesn’t have that real feel that I get on tv. | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
2560 | I need to go before I get smacked in the teeth. | 1.2658 | 0.06165 | 79 | 62 | 13 | 4 |
2561 | There is no social distancing in baseball! | 1.2658 | 0.06165 | 79 | 62 | 13 | 4 |
2562 | But I’m left field... | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
2563 | Yeah, we're on our way to the White House now. Don't worry, we'll make it look like a baseball game gone wrong. | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
2564 | I know mom it's out first date. Don't worry...I won't let him past first base. | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
2565 | Stadium can now open with a 50% maximum capacity! | 1.2658 | 0.05614 | 79 | 60 | 17 | 2 |
2566 | Of course it would have been another home run, but the cat stole third! | 1.2658 | 0.05896 | 79 | 61 | 15 | 3 |
2567 | Well it is a bit dangerous, but it’s just like being there! | 1.2658 | 0.05614 | 79 | 60 | 17 | 2 |
2568 | One Cheese. One Meat Lovers... | 1.2651 | 0.05167 | 83 | 62 | 20 | 1 |
2569 | Three strikes and you're in. | 1.2651 | 0.05707 | 83 | 64 | 16 | 3 |
2570 | Golf is on Sunday. | 1.2651 | 0.06201 | 83 | 66 | 12 | 5 |
2571 | Yes, but I didn't realize my new HD tv would actually bring the game to my living room. | 1.2651 | 0.06433 | 83 | 67 | 10 | 6 |
2572 | Yeah. You heard me right. Start warming up the lefty. | 1.2651 | 0.05707 | 83 | 64 | 16 | 3 |
2573 | Don't worry, I saw this in an M. Night Shyamalan movie. | 1.2651 | 0.05707 | 83 | 64 | 16 | 3 |
2574 | Three po’ boys and a case of corona for delivery thanks. | 1.2651 | 0.06201 | 83 | 66 | 12 | 5 |
2575 | Take me into the ball game, Take me out of the crowd. | 1.2651 | 0.05959 | 83 | 65 | 14 | 4 |
2576 | Excited about baseball returning? You could say that, yes. | 1.2651 | 0.05959 | 83 | 65 | 14 | 4 |
2577 | Another home run. That's all we have now. | 1.2651 | 0.05707 | 83 | 64 | 16 | 3 |
2578 | Hello, Minor League Painters? This is not the team I was expecting. | 1.2651 | 0.05444 | 83 | 63 | 18 | 2 |
2579 | Yes, yes, I am working at home. | 1.2651 | 0.05959 | 83 | 65 | 14 | 4 |
2580 | They have a ball and a bat and a catcher. What’s that game called again? | 1.2651 | 0.05959 | 83 | 65 | 14 | 4 |
2581 | Break a window and you're out. | 1.2651 | 0.05707 | 83 | 64 | 16 | 3 |
2582 | Trust me when I tell you, watching my new tv is like being at the game! | 1.2651 | 0.05444 | 83 | 63 | 18 | 2 |
2583 | Shelter in place order can't end soon enough for me. | 1.2651 | 0.05444 | 83 | 63 | 18 | 2 |
2584 | Homeschool. Day 86. Mama needs her Baseball. | 1.2651 | 0.05707 | 83 | 64 | 16 | 3 |
2585 | She's trying to follow the Covid-19 Guidelines to prevent sign stealing! | 1.2651 | 0.05707 | 83 | 64 | 16 | 3 |
2586 | Today they’re the home team. | 1.2651 | 0.05444 | 83 | 63 | 18 | 2 |
2587 | Yes, but at least they’ve stopped playing hockey in the kitchen. | 1.2651 | 0.05444 | 83 | 63 | 18 | 2 |
2588 | 9-1-1 HELP I don't feel safe at home! | 1.2651 | 0.05444 | 83 | 63 | 18 | 2 |
2589 | My brothers are in town this week from Pawtucket and the cat and I are both wondering, is minor league ball actually more exciting? | 1.2651 | 0.05959 | 83 | 65 | 14 | 4 |
2590 | Do you want me to record the big game? | 1.2651 | 0.05707 | 83 | 64 | 16 | 3 |
2591 | Define “shelter.” | 1.2651 | 0.05959 | 83 | 65 | 14 | 4 |
2592 | I'd like to order hot dogs and a overpriced small beer in a collectable cup for delivery, please. | 1.2651 | 0.05959 | 83 | 65 | 14 | 4 |
2593 | I think it's time to bring in the lefty. | 1.2651 | 0.05444 | 83 | 63 | 18 | 2 |
2594 | Yeah, its the bottom of the 9th. I'll be freed in 10 minutes. | 1.2651 | 0.05707 | 83 | 64 | 16 | 3 |
2595 | You can get peanuts and crackerjack on Amazon | 1.2651 | 0.06201 | 83 | 66 | 12 | 5 |
2596 | I have to go! The 7th Inning stretch will be starting soon. | 1.2651 | 0.05444 | 83 | 63 | 18 | 2 |
2597 | It's not really that bad .....plus I got a job as the third base coach | 1.2651 | 0.05444 | 83 | 63 | 18 | 2 |
2598 | Apparently it was our week to host game night. | 1.2651 | 0.05444 | 83 | 63 | 18 | 2 |
2599 | When you said you're were going to pitch in, I thought you meant you were finally going to help me with the kids. | 1.2651 | 0.06201 | 83 | 66 | 12 | 5 |
2600 | Yeah, I agreed to let the whole league have their entire season in my living room. I figured that TV I ordered from Amazon is never going to arrive anyway. | 1.2651 | 0.05959 | 83 | 65 | 14 | 4 |
2601 | He is sure he can knock Trump out of the park! | 1.2651 | 0.06201 | 83 | 66 | 12 | 5 |
2602 | Well, it's two strikes, one ball, and the bottom of this marriage. | 1.2651 | 0.05444 | 83 | 63 | 18 | 2 |
2603 | No dear, it's always a home run now. | 1.2651 | 0.05707 | 83 | 64 | 16 | 3 |
2604 | It looks like I'm the one who struck out when I asked him to clean the garage. | 1.2644 | 0.05535 | 87 | 67 | 17 | 3 |
2605 | Home run if you break the lamp. | 1.2644 | 0.05535 | 87 | 67 | 17 | 3 |
2606 | I hate sports analogies. | 1.2644 | 0.05771 | 87 | 68 | 15 | 4 |
2607 | I think I've become someone's augmented reality. | 1.2632 | 0.05733 | 76 | 58 | 16 | 2 |
2608 | He put the CDC on hold, he’s waiting to hear from the Astros dugout | 1.2625 | 0.05260 | 80 | 60 | 19 | 1 |
2609 | New distance regulations - 6 ft./6 in. | 1.2625 | 0.06096 | 80 | 63 | 13 | 4 |
2610 | If the people don’t want to come out to the ballpark, nobody’s going to stop them. | 1.2625 | 0.06096 | 80 | 63 | 13 | 4 |
2611 | Why is your brother the only one wearing his mask? | 1.2625 | 0.06096 | 80 | 63 | 13 | 4 |
2612 | Not exactly what I had in mind when he said he was going to work from home from now on | 1.2625 | 0.06096 | 80 | 63 | 13 | 4 |
2613 | Yeah, so we found a way to bring baseball back. | 1.2625 | 0.05260 | 80 | 60 | 19 | 1 |
2614 | Who’s on first? First?! Is today the first?!! | 1.2625 | 0.05260 | 80 | 60 | 19 | 1 |
2615 | I'll call you back I'm in the middle of a baseball game | 1.2625 | 0.05553 | 80 | 61 | 17 | 2 |
2616 | Apparently, ‘throw a no-hitter’ was next on his quarantine list | 1.2625 | 0.05831 | 80 | 62 | 15 | 3 |
2617 | Hello, Iowa? Is it okay to send them back to the fields? | 1.2625 | 0.05553 | 80 | 61 | 17 | 2 |
2618 | Hi I’d like to cancel sports live streaming, it leaves a lot to be desired | 1.2625 | 0.05831 | 80 | 62 | 15 | 3 |
2619 | Americans in quarantine redefine “Home Run.” | 1.2625 | 0.06096 | 80 | 63 | 13 | 4 |
2620 | Last guy hit it out of the parquet | 1.2625 | 0.05260 | 80 | 60 | 19 | 1 |
2621 | Sorry Mark, four strikes.. house rules. | 1.2625 | 0.06096 | 80 | 63 | 13 | 4 |
2622 | Honestly, I prefer watching the games on tv. There's a guy in my kitchen who keeps screaming for me to buy a fifteen dollar Bud Light. It's sort of obnoxious. | 1.2625 | 0.05831 | 80 | 62 | 15 | 3 |
2623 | Break it I dare you | 1.2625 | 0.05553 | 80 | 61 | 17 | 2 |
2624 | Yeah, MLB is offering Delivery or Take Me Out now. | 1.2625 | 0.05260 | 80 | 60 | 19 | 1 |
2625 | We’re safe at home. | 1.2625 | 0.05553 | 80 | 61 | 17 | 2 |
2626 | Yes, still holding for the commissioner. | 1.2625 | 0.05831 | 80 | 62 | 15 | 3 |
2627 | Inside the living room is a single, dining room’s a double, kitchen’s a triple, and if anyone gets a home run mom’s gonna be pissed. | 1.2625 | 0.06096 | 80 | 63 | 13 | 4 |
2628 | Over the TV is Out. | 1.2625 | 0.06350 | 80 | 64 | 11 | 5 |
2629 | Wii Sports is getting more elaborate. | 1.2625 | 0.05831 | 80 | 62 | 15 | 3 |
2630 | Just watchin’ the game, what are you up to? | 1.2625 | 0.05553 | 80 | 61 | 17 | 2 |
2631 | Yes, Mother. I’m keeping them in. | 1.2625 | 0.05831 | 80 | 62 | 15 | 3 |
2632 | I’m a little too close. | 1.2625 | 0.05553 | 80 | 61 | 17 | 2 |
2633 | Honestly Jeff, this is taking home field advantage a little too literally | 1.2625 | 0.05553 | 80 | 61 | 17 | 2 |
2634 | We’re all playing the field. | 1.2625 | 0.05553 | 80 | 61 | 17 | 2 |
2635 | #lineup #topoftheorder Armchair manager on deck, house cat in the hole | 1.2625 | 0.05831 | 80 | 62 | 15 | 3 |
2636 | If you imagine it, they will come. | 1.2625 | 0.05831 | 80 | 62 | 15 | 3 |
2637 | Ryan, can you get me a hotdog and a beer? | 1.2625 | 0.04950 | 80 | 59 | 21 | 0 |
2638 | God , I miss those away games! | 1.2625 | 0.04950 | 80 | 59 | 21 | 0 |
2639 | So they’ve changed social distancing guidelines from 6 feet to 60 feet and six inches? I guess the boys will just have to take this outside | 1.2625 | 0.05831 | 80 | 62 | 15 | 3 |
2640 | At least they don't gain quarantine weight | 1.2625 | 0.06096 | 80 | 63 | 13 | 4 |
2641 | Yeah, they call it America’s national pastime...I guess it must be the part where you just ignore what’s going on right in front of you? | 1.2625 | 0.05260 | 80 | 60 | 19 | 1 |
2642 | I catch all the home games, I have see son's tickets. | 1.2625 | 0.06350 | 80 | 64 | 11 | 5 |
2643 | So, we need a ruling. Is it 60 feet 6 inches or 6 feet? | 1.2625 | 0.05831 | 80 | 62 | 15 | 3 |
2644 | Janet, I can't believe you never told me about your husband's wad! | 1.2625 | 0.05553 | 80 | 61 | 17 | 2 |
2645 | Then I made the mistake of saying ‘BRING HIM HOME!’ | 1.2625 | 0.06350 | 80 | 64 | 11 | 5 |
2646 | Actually I don’t miss baseball that much | 1.2625 | 0.05831 | 80 | 62 | 15 | 3 |
2647 | I'm up next. Speak to you later | 1.2625 | 0.06096 | 80 | 63 | 13 | 4 |
2648 | Can you believe it? I’m working out a cable deal. We could be on the Ocho! | 1.2625 | 0.06096 | 80 | 63 | 13 | 4 |
2649 | Hm hm yes we know... Yes mother... Kids and I are aware parcs are still closed | 1.2625 | 0.04950 | 80 | 59 | 21 | 0 |
2650 | Sorry can't talk. I'm watching the Yankees. | 1.2625 | 0.05831 | 80 | 62 | 15 | 3 |
2651 | I'll call you right back. It's almost the 7th inning stretch. | 1.2625 | 0.05553 | 80 | 61 | 17 | 2 |
2652 | First row, third base line. I couldn’t believe it! | 1.2625 | 0.05553 | 80 | 61 | 17 | 2 |
2653 | Yes. They're all here in the livingroom,about to break up the house that you built,Ruth. | 1.2625 | 0.05831 | 80 | 62 | 15 | 3 |
2654 | Take me out at the ball game | 1.2625 | 0.06350 | 80 | 64 | 11 | 5 |
2655 | No, they pinch hit for me in the 7th so I'm just watching. | 1.2625 | 0.05831 | 80 | 62 | 15 | 3 |
2656 | I hope they figure out of a way to have a baseball season before the next home run. | 1.2625 | 0.06096 | 80 | 63 | 13 | 4 |
2657 | Hey Gus, are you busy? The fans here could really use a beer vendor! | 1.2625 | 0.05553 | 80 | 61 | 17 | 2 |
2658 | yes,you can hit pause. no you can't change the channel. | 1.2625 | 0.05260 | 80 | 60 | 19 | 1 |
2659 | On the brighter side, it really does speed up the game... | 1.2625 | 0.05553 | 80 | 61 | 17 | 2 |
2660 | Nope, it's still a boring game. | 1.2625 | 0.06096 | 80 | 63 | 13 | 4 |
2661 | Gotta go, my fantasy baseball game just materialized. | 1.2625 | 0.06350 | 80 | 64 | 11 | 5 |
2662 | I’m still not quite sure how I feel about this Virtual Reality add-on to my streaming service. | 1.2625 | 0.05831 | 80 | 62 | 15 | 3 |
2663 | Get the left-hander warmed up in the bedroom | 1.2625 | 0.06096 | 80 | 63 | 13 | 4 |
2664 | Hi, Stan, I know you've been in the insurance business forever, but I think now you can finally say you've heard 'em all. | 1.2625 | 0.05831 | 80 | 62 | 15 | 3 |
2665 | Yeah-- it's a home game, and I'm callin' it. | 1.2625 | 0.05831 | 80 | 62 | 15 | 3 |
2666 | Yeah, this new 3D TV is a bit much. | 1.2625 | 0.05831 | 80 | 62 | 15 | 3 |
2667 | Hello. Do you deliver peanuts and Cracker Jacks? | 1.2625 | 0.05553 | 80 | 61 | 17 | 2 |
2668 | Spring Training will never be the same. | 1.2625 | 0.05831 | 80 | 62 | 15 | 3 |
2669 | I’ll call you back when there’s an away game. | 1.2625 | 0.05260 | 80 | 60 | 19 | 1 |
2670 | Watch out. He’s coming with a high, inside fast ball. | 1.2625 | 0.05553 | 80 | 61 | 17 | 2 |
2671 | They're great. Third-base line. | 1.2625 | 0.06595 | 80 | 65 | 9 | 6 |
2672 | We’re making the best of it. | 1.2625 | 0.05553 | 80 | 61 | 17 | 2 |
2673 | And the count is 3 and 2. | 1.2625 | 0.06096 | 80 | 63 | 13 | 4 |
2674 | When baseball games are cancelled due to a nationwide lock down so you create your own baseball game at home | 1.2625 | 0.05831 | 80 | 62 | 15 | 3 |
2675 | Have you been seeing a lot of Cardinals and Blue Jays this year ? | 1.2625 | 0.05553 | 80 | 61 | 17 | 2 |
2676 | I have to go-I’m on deck | 1.2625 | 0.05831 | 80 | 62 | 15 | 3 |
2677 | It's getting harder to root, root, root for the home team. | 1.2625 | 0.05831 | 80 | 62 | 15 | 3 |
2678 | Hello? Joe's window glass repair? | 1.2625 | 0.05553 | 80 | 61 | 17 | 2 |
2679 | Honey, can you have Lefty start warming up in the den? | 1.2625 | 0.05553 | 80 | 61 | 17 | 2 |
2680 | No, not inside-baseball, I said they are playing baseball inside. | 1.2625 | 0.05260 | 80 | 60 | 19 | 1 |
2681 | Can you hold on a sec? Suddenly it's gotten interesting. | 1.2625 | 0.05831 | 80 | 62 | 15 | 3 |
2682 | Play ball or talk louder | 1.2625 | 0.06096 | 80 | 63 | 13 | 4 |
2683 | This new streaming service is great! Its like having them right in your living room. | 1.2625 | 0.05831 | 80 | 62 | 15 | 3 |
2684 | That's the least of it—only the catcher is wearing a mask! | 1.2625 | 0.05831 | 80 | 62 | 15 | 3 |
2685 | When he told me he was working at home, I didn't think he wanted me to spectate. | 1.2625 | 0.05831 | 80 | 62 | 15 | 3 |
2686 | Will you please quit spitting tobacco juice on the carpet? | 1.2625 | 0.05831 | 80 | 62 | 15 | 3 |
2687 | It's certainly not a home field advantage for me! | 1.2625 | 0.06096 | 80 | 63 | 13 | 4 |
2688 | I thought I told you to only call me between innings | 1.2625 | 0.05260 | 80 | 60 | 19 | 1 |
2689 | LOCKDOWN season 6 episode 3 | 1.2625 | 0.05260 | 80 | 60 | 19 | 1 |
2690 | Johnny’s on third right now. I’ll have him call you when he crosses home. | 1.2625 | 0.05260 | 80 | 60 | 19 | 1 |
2691 | It's inside baseball," you said. "Try me," I said. Regrettably | 1.2625 | 0.05831 | 80 | 62 | 15 | 3 |
2692 | At first base, we have a new hitter. Will he be able to get a strike and run around the couch without injuring the cat? Let's find out. | 1.2625 | 0.04950 | 80 | 59 | 21 | 0 |
2693 | No, I an NOT third base. | 1.2625 | 0.06096 | 80 | 63 | 13 | 4 |
2694 | Where's Steve? He's in the dining room stealin |